Contest #652


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652

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “Tell them what happened in the lab, Harry.”
  2. “Who are you drinking?”
  3. “And she has hundreds of sons about the same age as your daughter.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2019-03-03T16:07:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2019-03-17T15:07:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2019-03-11T15:07:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued March 18, 2019
Number of captions 10025
Number of responses 1454910
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 I wish we'd noticed that before eating Bob. 1.7407 0.07357 135 71 28 36
1 I wish we’d seen that before we ate Dave. 1.7178 0.06484 163 85 39 39
2 I do not see a lifesaver. 1.6962 0.06267 158 80 46 32
3 Think there are any Life Savers? 1.6953 0.07404 128 70 27 31
4 See any Lifesavers? 1.6596 0.07105 141 82 25 34
5 I really don't have any room left after we ate John. 1.6582 0.06584 158 90 32 36
6 I see two palm trees, a tire, and some driftwood. Why do you ask? 1.6562 0.06017 160 83 49 28
7 Over there they call it macarooned. 1.6500 0.06642 140 76 37 27
8 Oldest shark trick in the book 1.6475 0.06915 139 79 30 30
9 If only we had a Life Saver. 1.6319 0.06592 144 81 35 28
10 Looks desserted to me. 1.6258 0.06546 155 91 31 33
11 It looks totally desserted. 1.6205 0.05830 166 90 49 27
12 Is it just me or are the sharks getting smarter? 1.6133 0.06401 150 86 36 28
13 If you say 'desserted island' one more time.... 1.6115 0.06238 157 90 38 29
14 Looks completely desserted. 1.6057 0.06005 175 103 38 34
15 It appears desserted. 1.5987 0.06140 152 86 41 25
16 Over there we’d be macarooned. 1.5973 0.06239 149 85 39 25
17 So dessert island wasn’t a typo after all. 1.5901 0.06198 161 96 35 30
18 The least they could do is throw us a Life Saver. 1.5887 0.06292 141 80 39 22
19 It looks like the sharks have upped their game 1.5874 0.06380 143 83 36 24
20 It's a trick. Once you get over there they try to sell you a timeshare. 1.5833 0.05789 144 77 50 17
21 Chances are, one of us isn't real either... 1.5802 0.06588 131 76 34 21
22 And I thought we had wrecked near the Sandwich Islands. 1.5797 0.06325 138 79 38 21
23 After eating Johnson, I don't have room for dessert. How about you? 1.5767 0.06330 163 102 28 33
24 It's called the Isle of Just Desserts. 1.5764 0.06041 144 81 43 20
25 Too bad there's no life savers. 1.5743 0.05995 148 84 43 21
26 Looks like it's desserted. 1.5694 0.06206 144 84 38 22
27 The Sandwich Islands must be nearby. 1.5677 0.05863 155 89 44 22
28 Ronald, I swear, if you call that a "desserted" island one more time... 1.5645 0.07173 124 78 22 24
29 I've been there. It's a miniature golf course. 1.5634 0.06117 142 82 40 20
30 I could have sworn these were the Sandwich Islands... 1.5621 0.05926 153 89 42 22
31 Looks like we're macarooned. 1.5621 0.05853 153 88 44 21
32 It’s the Isle of Just Desserts. 1.5620 0.06459 137 82 33 22
33 'Looks desserted.' 1.5603 0.06070 141 81 41 19
34 Well, now that we've polished off Mary Ann, Ginger, The Howells, and the Professor, guess we could swim over there for a little dessert... 1.5574 0.06589 122 71 34 17
35 Remember to wait a half hour before you swim back. 1.5547 0.06353 128 74 37 17
36 Give me that dang lamp before you waste the next two wishes! 1.5517 0.06705 145 94 22 29
37 A boat, Kevin. You should have wished for a boat. 1.5507 0.06429 138 84 32 22
38 I thought you said these were the sandwich islands! 1.5488 0.05757 164 98 42 24
39 Do you think they have lifesavers over there? 1.5466 0.05639 161 94 46 21
40 I thought you said we were going to the Sandwich Islands. 1.5455 0.06304 132 78 36 18
41 It’s obviously desserted. 1.5455 0.05906 154 92 40 22
42 It looks like a desserted island. 1.5442 0.05969 147 87 40 20
43 according to Yelp, the buttercream alone is worth the trip 1.5429 0.05358 175 102 51 22
44 Do you suppose it has life savers? 1.5429 0.06197 140 84 36 20
45 Weird, no Life Savers... 1.5396 0.06233 139 84 35 20
46 We could use Life Savers. 1.5385 0.06099 143 86 37 20
47 I've read enough German fairy tales to know not to fall for it. 1.5364 0.05851 151 90 41 20
48 Great. Now my appetite is spoiled for my dinner mirage. 1.5357 0.06602 140 90 25 25
49 It’s one of the Greek islands- Dextrose. 1.5344 0.06618 131 82 28 21
50 I guess we didn’t have to eat Danny. Or our raft. 1.5321 0.06196 156 100 29 27
51 If I make it, i’ll throw you a Life Saver. 1.5315 0.06261 143 89 32 22
52 It's a well-known shark trick. 1.5290 0.05744 138 79 45 14
53 Of course they forgot the Life Savers. 1.5263 0.06046 152 95 34 23
54 I'm staying put. That island is clearly desserted. 1.5263 0.06629 133 85 26 22
55 When was that island desserted? 1.5259 0.06636 135 87 25 23
56 Oh, you see that too? We probably should've talked about that before we ate Steve. 1.5248 0.05919 141 84 40 17
57 Seriously? A dessert island? 1.5247 0.05822 162 101 37 24
58 You're not thinking about desserting me too? 1.5235 0.06067 149 93 34 22
59 Maybe we are the illusion 1.5217 0.06190 138 85 34 19
60 What exactly was your third wish? 1.5215 0.05318 163 95 51 17
61 I am seeing naked ladies; what are you seeing? 1.5212 0.05409 165 98 48 19
62 Do you think the whole island is desserted? 1.5212 0.05610 165 101 42 22
63 You said the Jones’s weren’t going to decorate this year. 1.5211 0.06138 142 88 34 20
64 All that, and not a life saver to be seen ! 1.5205 0.06240 146 93 30 23
65 I think that’s what they call a dessert island. 1.5177 0.06172 141 88 33 20
66 Last year there were 2 rows of chocolate chips but, you know - climate change. 1.5172 0.05881 145 88 39 18
67 Dude, what was in that coconut? 1.5168 0.05683 149 89 43 17
68 You do realize that was our third wish. 1.5146 0.05398 171 104 46 21
69 You should be pleased to know, it takes my mind off of eating you." 1.5135 0.05792 148 90 40 18
70 So this is hell. 1.5119 0.05663 168 106 38 24
71 Let's swim to the Sandwich Islands first. 1.5109 0.05779 137 81 42 14
72 I've got a bad feeling about this, Gretel. 1.5068 0.06392 146 97 24 25
73 Seems like the First Class passengers are holding up okay. 1.5068 0.05852 146 90 38 18
74 You know, if it weren’t for autocorrect, we would be on dessert island right now. 1.5068 0.06166 146 94 30 22
75 Do you think there’s a Lifesaver over there? 1.5068 0.05932 146 91 36 19
76 You think they’ve got any Lifesavers? 1.5065 0.05772 154 96 38 20
77 Definitely desserted. 1.5063 0.05661 158 98 40 20
78 Clever, clever sharks. 1.5041 0.06466 123 77 30 16
79 That island is obviously desserted. 1.5039 0.06429 129 82 29 18
80 That's why they call it Statin Island! 1.5036 0.06140 137 86 33 18
81 It's the island of just desserts! 1.5036 0.05987 139 86 36 17
82 That must be the desserted island. 1.5034 0.05963 145 91 35 19
83 Figures! We get the desert island and they get the dessert island. 1.5032 0.05616 157 97 41 19
84 Nobody over there. It’s desserted. 1.5000 0.06350 126 79 31 16
85 It seems to be desserted. 1.5000 0.05717 136 81 42 13
86 Reminds me of the Republican tax plan 1.5000 0.06141 142 91 31 20
87 I dont see any lifesavers over there... 1.5000 0.06243 146 96 27 23
88 Even my delusions are just out of reach. 1.5000 0.05841 138 84 39 15
89 And thus concludes the tale of Baskin Robinson Crusoe. 1.5000 0.06547 126 81 27 18
90 Your mother goes to such great lengths to get us to visit. 1.5000 0.06249 126 78 33 15
91 How about that? A desserted island! 1.4966 0.06199 145 95 28 22
92 It's the gummy sharks that scare me. 1.4965 0.05603 143 86 43 14
93 It looks as if its desserted. 1.4965 0.06267 143 94 27 22
94 Well I don’t think it’s one of the Sandwich Islands. 1.4963 0.06120 135 85 33 17
95 Yeah, but we've got the nicer view. 1.4957 0.06380 117 72 32 13
96 They were just a scone's throw from a desserted island. 1.4938 0.05890 162 107 30 25
97 True, but we've got shade. 1.4936 0.05419 156 95 45 16
98 Yeah, I don't see it either. 1.4931 0.06075 144 93 31 20
99 Alas, here we are, but for a simple spelling mistake. 1.4930 0.06140 142 92 30 20
100 All that candy, and not one lifesaver. 1.4926 0.06434 136 90 25 21
101 Who knew sharks could bake? 1.4918 0.06610 122 79 26 17
102 Yesterday it looked like a roasted chicken. 1.4906 0.05563 159 100 40 19
103 Frankly, I wish it were Sandwich Island. 1.4902 0.05650 153 96 39 18
104 I yearn for the simple old days, when there was only pie-in-the-sky. 1.4901 0.05782 151 96 36 19
105 Trust me, if we had chosen that island all we would be thinking about is the simple beauty of this one. 1.4895 0.05860 143 90 36 17
106 Of course you don't think it's real, you've been nothing but negative since we washed up here. 1.4889 0.06470 135 90 24 21
107 Looking back we had it pretty good there 1.4880 0.05318 166 103 45 18
108 It looks pretty desserted. 1.4877 0.05623 162 104 37 21
109 No dinner, no dessert. 1.4874 0.06522 119 76 28 15
110 Ooh, that reminds me. We're also out of coffee. 1.4867 0.05888 150 97 33 20
111 I can't believe they still have their candy canes up. 1.4865 0.05870 148 95 34 19
112 That island is completely desserted. 1.4861 0.06232 144 96 26 22
113 So tell me again. When the ship sank why did we swim here? 1.4861 0.05486 144 87 44 13
114 That island looks desserted. 1.4859 0.06379 142 96 23 23
115 As mirages go, it's particularly cruel. 1.4855 0.06276 138 91 27 20
116 Looks like that island is desserted. 1.4839 0.06322 124 79 30 15
117 If you knew how to spell, we'd be on dessert island. 1.4837 0.05649 153 97 38 18
118 That one looks both deserted and desserted" 1.4836 0.06293 122 77 31 14
119 Remember when this one looked like that? 1.4828 0.05962 145 94 32 19
120 Looks like a desserted island to me. 1.4828 0.06041 145 95 30 20
121 I think it's desserted. 1.4828 0.06760 116 76 24 16
122 Dear Editor: I am sorry that you have to read 3000 captions about a desserted island. 1.4825 0.06106 143 94 29 20
123 I'm holding out for Taco Tuesday. 1.4823 0.05747 141 88 38 15
124 So *that's* why they call it a desserted island 1.4823 0.06172 141 93 28 20
125 The sharks have sure upped their game. 1.4818 0.06225 137 90 28 19
126 Hmm, I guess Amazon DOES deliver everywhere. 1.4815 0.05449 135 80 45 10
127 It's a new mirage; yesterday it was two-for-one beers. 1.4812 0.06187 133 86 30 17
128 That's what sharks call phishing. 1.4812 0.06000 133 84 34 15
129 But what if we're the mirage? 1.4811 0.07248 106 71 19 16
130 So that's what a desserted island looks like. 1.4808 0.05786 156 102 33 21
131 I'd say it looks desserted. 1.4808 0.05641 156 100 37 19
132 It's not the swim over, it's the swim back... 1.4808 0.05492 156 98 41 17
133 We can die healthy here, or swim over and die happy there. 1.4803 0.06108 127 80 33 14
134 Seriously, Frank, if "marooned on a dessert island" wasn't funny six months ago, it's not funny now. 1.4800 0.06183 150 102 24 24
135 I'll bet it's crawling with ants. 1.4800 0.05411 150 92 44 14
136 It's desserted. 1.4800 0.05962 150 99 30 21
137 Now do you see why spelling matters? 1.4797 0.05947 148 97 31 20
138 The sharks have really upped their game. 1.4789 0.05889 142 91 34 17
139 We can work it off on the way back. 1.4786 0.06604 117 76 26 15
140 Yeah,but we have to wait an hour to swim back. 1.4786 0.05865 140 89 35 16
141 Adam, somehow this feels like a test. 1.4783 0.05838 138 87 36 15
142 If only there was a sugar plum ferry. 1.4780 0.05908 159 107 28 24
143 I wish this island was desserted. 1.4777 0.05827 157 104 31 22
144 So, you choose to believe THIS, but not global warming?!? 1.4771 0.05493 153 96 41 16
145 Did your note in a bottle say "Deserted, send help" or "Help, send dessert" 1.4769 0.06481 130 87 24 19
146 Sure, it looks good but it's just eye candy. 1.4765 0.05992 149 99 29 21
147 Is this what you meant by getting our 'just desserts'? 1.4762 0.05404 147 90 44 13
148 "I presume it's our just desert." 1.4762 0.06245 126 81 30 15
149 Yeah, but we’d have to wait an hour before we swam back. 1.4755 0.06023 143 94 30 19
150 That island's been desserted for years. 1.4748 0.05806 139 88 36 15
151 Yeah, it's close, but the water's infested with Swedish Fish. 1.4744 0.05925 156 105 28 23
152 Why don't you swim over there and see if you can rustle us up a lifesaver. 1.4737 0.05358 152 94 44 14
153 As far as mirages go, this is the best one yet. 1.4737 0.05826 152 100 32 20
154 Location, location, location 1.4730 0.05788 148 96 34 18
155 Miami sure went under quick. 1.4726 0.06085 146 98 27 21
156 You don't say. I see naked women. 1.4726 0.05766 146 94 35 17
157 Because I'm your dentist, that's why. 1.4718 0.05971 142 93 31 18
158 The Airbnb review said, "Sweet view." 1.4717 0.05188 159 98 47 14
159 Honey.. Why does it seem like the Robinsons are always trying to out do us? 1.4710 0.05926 138 89 33 16
160 Dont do it. You’ll spoil your dinner. 1.4710 0.06014 138 90 31 17
161 Well, we are out of coconuts... 1.4710 0.05439 155 98 41 16
162 Remember to wait an hour before swimming back. 1.4706 0.05569 153 98 38 17
163 We could swim for it, though, at best, we'd be macarooned. 1.4701 0.06417 134 91 23 20
164 I know it's been really foggy since we got here, but I'm just saying that, well, we may have been a little premature, you know, eating my leg. 1.4695 0.05830 164 112 27 25
165 Nope, that’s a dessert island. 1.4691 0.06014 162 113 22 27
166 You can't swim it. The waters are infested with gummy fish. 1.4688 0.05460 160 103 39 18
167 Don't learn to swim, you said. We'll never need to, you said. 1.4685 0.05938 143 94 31 18
168 What, and spoil dinner? 1.4684 0.05511 158 102 38 18
169 And stare at a tree? No, thank you. 1.4676 0.06319 139 95 23 21
170 Are they EVER going to take down the Christmas decorations? 1.4676 0.05893 139 90 33 16
171 This whole trip has been one bad decision after another. 1.4675 0.05617 154 100 36 18
172 I would have preferred a main course island. 1.4672 0.05680 137 86 38 13
173 You had to eat the lifesavers 1.4671 0.05823 152 101 31 20
174 C'mon, Hansel, what's the worst that could happen? 1.4667 0.05473 165 108 37 20
175 Why don't you swim over there and see if you can rustle us up some lifesavers. 1.4663 0.05726 163 110 30 23
176 Dessert Island? I thought that was a typo. 1.4662 0.06089 133 87 30 16
177 Hmm … looks quite desserted. 1.4658 0.05764 146 95 34 17
178 That genie gave you ONE wish and that's all you could think of? 1.4653 0.05739 144 93 35 16
179 Legend has it that the good ship Lollipop went down near here. 1.4653 0.05654 144 92 37 15
180 Maybe we should have waited before eating Phillip. 1.4648 0.05884 142 93 32 17
181 I always wanted to be on a dessert island. 1.4641 0.05165 153 94 47 12
182 Is it my imagination or is that a dessert island? 1.4634 0.06031 123 78 33 12
183 I thought Dessert Island was a typo when I first saw it on the map.... 1.4631 0.05834 149 99 31 19
184 It's an illusion, Dwayne. It's really nothing but kale and quinoa. 1.4631 0.05596 149 96 37 16
185 Do they deliver? 1.4621 0.06216 132 88 27 17
186 No, I don't see anything. 1.4621 0.05874 145 96 31 18
187 Yeah, but we have a tree. 1.4621 0.05955 145 97 29 19
188 I know, but look on the bright side, we have a tree. 1.4620 0.05130 158 98 47 13
189 These sharks don't give up. 1.4615 0.05767 143 93 34 16
190 You go ahead, I don't want to spoil my dinner. 1.4615 0.05851 156 106 28 22
191 Think we can make it? Looks like a piece of cake. 1.4615 0.05767 143 93 34 16
192 Eye candy. 1.4611 0.05488 167 111 35 21
193 Looks like just another desserted island to me. 1.4610 0.05914 141 93 31 17
194 I told you this place wasn’t desserted. 1.4605 0.06041 152 105 24 23
195 Oh, I get it. Desserted island. 1.4604 0.05618 139 88 38 13
196 I'm waiting for pie in the sky. 1.4603 0.06633 126 87 20 19
197 Obviously DESSERTED! 1.4595 0.05862 148 99 30 19
198 C'mon. We'll burn it off in the swim back. 1.4595 0.05622 148 96 36 16
199 Beware the gummy sharks. 1.4595 0.05703 148 97 34 17
200 Those humpback whales are getting really sarcastic. 1.4591 0.05695 159 107 31 21
201 If the sharks don’t get us the refined sugar will. 1.4589 0.05678 146 95 35 16
202 what if we're their mirage? 1.4589 0.05922 146 98 29 19
203 So help me God, Carl, you say "dessert island" one more time and I will kill you. 1.4588 0.05284 170 111 40 19
204 I’ve never heard of anyone being stranded on a dessert island. 1.4586 0.06270 133 90 25 18
205 It looks so desserted. 1.4586 0.05307 157 100 42 15
206 Wanna sit on the other side and look at the island of naked models again? 1.4583 0.06065 144 98 26 20
207 I’m gonna wait for one with a bar. 1.4583 0.05736 144 94 34 16
208 Clearly it's a dessert island. 1.4576 0.06553 118 79 24 15
209 Hey, do you think there are lifesavers over there? 1.4575 0.05864 153 104 28 21
210 You really don't see it? 1.4574 0.06128 129 85 29 15
211 Huh...I thought we were in the Sandwich Islands. 1.4570 0.05695 151 100 33 18
212 No one’s over there - it’s desserted. 1.4565 0.06095 138 93 27 18
213 It's oddly desserted over there. 1.4565 0.06181 138 94 25 19
214 Ok. Cool. Now lets imagine our sailboat. 1.4565 0.06095 138 93 27 18
215 I've heard of mirages,but this takes the cake. 1.4564 0.05511 149 96 38 15
216 At least we don't have ants. 1.4557 0.05432 158 103 38 17
217 But then we'd get fat and it would be harder to meet people. 1.4552 0.06031 145 99 26 20
218 As hallucinations go, it's not bad. 1.4545 0.05411 143 90 41 12
219 Look! A desserted island. 1.4545 0.05501 143 91 39 13
220 I wish I could swim." "I wish you could spell. 1.4545 0.06212 132 89 26 17
221 Do you think they're looking at us as a source of protein? 1.4540 0.05586 163 110 32 21
222 Once more: THIS is a desert island, and THAT is a dessert island. Understand? 1.4539 0.05818 152 103 29 20
223 Chill...it's an old cannibal trick. 1.4539 0.05510 152 99 37 16
224 Offshore baking. 1.4538 0.05993 130 85 31 14
225 It certainly looks desserted. 1.4533 0.05482 150 97 38 15
226 Cane mutiny survivors? 1.4530 0.05103 181 119 42 20
227 The sharks are getting a lot more creative. 1.4524 0.06234 126 84 27 15
228 I swam over once. They’re plastic. 1.4519 0.06014 135 90 29 16
229 I'm glad we made the healthy choice. 1.4510 0.04902 153 93 51 9
230 If the sharks don't get us the sugar will. 1.4507 0.05705 142 93 34 15
231 I think these are carb infested waters. 1.4507 0.05616 142 92 36 14
232 *This* close to being macarooned 1.4500 0.05664 160 109 30 21
233 I thought you said, ‘Swim for the desert island.’ 1.4500 0.05852 140 93 31 16
234 Do you think they have a root beer float that could take us there? 1.4500 0.05852 140 93 31 16
235 Do me one favor, will you - stop saying 'dessert' island. 1.4497 0.05669 149 99 33 17
236 It's the lost city of Fatlantis. 1.4497 0.05340 149 95 41 13
237 If we were stuck on that island,I'd hate myself. But since we're stuck on this island,I hate you. 1.4496 0.05923 129 84 32 13
238 If you want coffee with dessert, the next island is Java. 1.4493 0.05915 138 92 30 16
239 The swimming will cancel out the calories. 1.4493 0.05733 138 90 34 14
240 Another cartoonist who can’t spell. 1.4491 0.05548 167 114 31 22
241 You think we're the main course? 1.4490 0.05726 147 98 32 17
242 But these are gummy shark infested waters. 1.4489 0.05145 176 116 41 19
243 I liked the mirage with the girls better. 1.4488 0.06195 127 85 27 15
244 I've tried swimming over there several times but it's all just a gimmick to try to get you to sign up for cable TV. 1.4487 0.05326 156 101 40 15
245 Swim to the one with the tree you said. We need shade, you said. 1.4487 0.05554 156 104 34 18
246 If we must be stranded, why not on a dessert island instead? 1.4485 0.05979 136 91 29 16
247 How 'bout we go for a quick swim and then grab some dessert? 1.4483 0.05867 145 98 29 18
248 We need to stop smoking whatever this tree is made of. 1.4483 0.05948 145 99 27 19
249 Don't be fooled. Those are antennae. 1.4483 0.05530 145 94 37 14
250 How come you never invite me to your place? 1.4481 0.05454 154 101 37 16
251 I liked it better when it was a Starbucks. 1.4479 0.05376 163 108 37 18
252 At least we have somewhere to go for our vacation. 1.4478 0.05857 134 88 32 14
253 I don’t know, I’m actually in the mood for pizza. 1.4468 0.05906 141 95 29 17
254 Remember when our island used to look like that. 1.4468 0.05819 141 94 31 16
255 I blame spell-check. 1.4467 0.05559 150 99 35 16
256 Yesterday it looked like pizza. 1.4462 0.05785 130 84 34 12
257 Tempting, but we should probably hit the sandwich isles first. 1.4462 0.06184 130 88 26 16
258 The Lord works in misspelled ways. 1.4459 0.05614 148 98 34 16
259 Let's wait until they try barbecue and a bucket of beer on ice. 1.4453 0.06034 137 93 27 17
260 Nobody knows why their civilization died out. 1.4452 0.05326 146 93 41 12
261 Don't say: "it's better than being macarooned on a dessert island" ever again. 1.4452 0.05915 146 100 27 19
262 Frankly, I prefer yesterday’s steak dinner mirage. 1.4452 0.05189 155 99 43 13
263 I hear their president wants to build a gingerbread wall. 1.4444 0.06430 126 87 22 17
264 As mirages go, it's pretty sweet! 1.4444 0.04954 162 102 48 12
265 Yeah that’d be sweet, but I would kill for some toilet paper 1.4444 0.05728 144 96 32 16
266 In retrospect, life was sweeter over there. 1.4444 0.05642 144 95 34 15
267 And that's what became of the cane mutiny. 1.4444 0.05632 153 103 32 18
268 If it makes you feel any better, we are also surrounded by undrinkable water. 1.4444 0.05632 153 103 32 18
269 Pretty sure it's a meringue... 1.4437 0.05609 151 101 33 17
270 Tomorrow we'll fantasize Hillary won. 1.4427 0.06240 131 90 24 17
271 If you start singing “Candyman” again, I swear I’ll kill you. 1.4423 0.05624 156 106 31 19
272 Judging by that desserted isle, I guess we're somewhere near the Tropic of Candicorn. 1.4419 0.06019 129 86 29 14
273 It's just the tip of an icing berg. 1.4419 0.06019 129 86 29 14
274 This is like one of those New Yorker cartoons. 1.4414 0.05612 145 96 34 15
275 Maybe. But we've got the fiber. 1.4412 0.05400 136 86 40 10
276 Wow...a floating typo! 1.4412 0.05274 170 114 37 19
277 Why didn't we end up on that desserted island? 1.4408 0.05658 152 103 31 18
278 If we swim over, we can't swim back for 2 hours. 1.4408 0.05580 152 102 33 17
279 We stay put. No one has ever been rescued from a dessert island." 1.4406 0.05755 143 96 31 16
280 I'm saving myself for entree island. 1.4406 0.05492 143 93 37 13
281 Sure you'd make it, it's a piece of cake. 1.4406 0.05668 143 95 33 15
282 You know Thomas, they're looking at us and thinking the same thing. 1.4405 0.05452 168 115 32 21
283 Do you suppose they see us the same way we see them? 1.4403 0.05656 134 87 35 12
284 We came that close to being stranded on a dessert island." 1.4394 0.06013 132 89 28 15
285 The starvation I can deal with. It's the pun that's killing me. 1.4390 0.06015 123 81 30 12
286 But can we really trust our eyes after the mermaid incident? 1.4388 0.05696 139 92 33 14
287 The Jones's love to rub it in. 1.4387 0.05574 155 105 32 18
288 Maybe they deliver. 1.4385 0.05779 130 85 33 12
289 So god DOES have a sense of humor. 1.4379 0.05232 153 99 41 13
290 I might as well put that island right on my thighs. 1.4375 0.05723 144 97 31 16
291 I never realized how clever sharks are. 1.4375 0.05443 160 108 34 18
292 Yes, that island is most definitely desserted. 1.4375 0.05947 128 85 30 13
293 I thought hell would have flames. 1.4368 0.05245 174 118 36 20
294 But the 2 mile swim to Kale Cove would be better for your core. 1.4361 0.05374 133 84 40 9
295 How much insulin do we have left? 1.4359 0.05470 156 105 34 17
296 All we need is an ice cream float 1.4357 0.05754 140 94 31 15
297 You can have your island and eat it too 1.4357 0.06016 140 97 25 18
298 I don't think we should go, it looks desserted. 1.4356 0.05296 163 109 37 17
299 I swear! If you say that's the way the cookie crumbles ONE more time... 1.4351 0.05748 154 107 27 20
300 No, no. I’d much rather be here with you. 1.4348 0.05121 161 105 42 14
301 Nice eh? Last night I saw the sharks building it. 1.4340 0.05610 159 110 29 20
302 This whole time I thought you were saying 'desert' island. 1.4336 0.05749 143 97 30 16
303 I went there once, too touristy. 1.4336 0.05663 143 96 32 15
304 Yes but it certainly looks desserted 1.4333 0.05886 120 78 32 10
305 Frankly, I liked the pizza mirage better. 1.4331 0.05290 157 104 38 15
306 The better hallucination would be a boat, dear. 1.4331 0.05213 157 103 40 14
307 Now that’s what I call a dessert island. 1.4331 0.06183 127 87 25 15
308 I'm pretty sure it's a dessert island. 1.4326 0.05449 141 92 37 12
309 Dougs not coming back is he? 1.4326 0.05809 141 96 29 16
310 We can swim over if you want, but it looks desserted! 1.4324 0.05604 148 100 32 16
311 A dessert island just seems wrong somehow. 1.4324 0.05437 148 98 36 14
312 I say we're headed for a period of global icing. 1.4323 0.05015 155 99 45 11
313 See, that island probably has ants. 1.4321 0.05097 162 106 42 14
314 I don’t know, Gretel. It looks like a trap. 1.4318 0.05811 132 88 31 13
315 You couldn't have aimed for the desserted island? 1.4317 0.05690 139 93 32 14
316 The swim back will work off the calories. 1.4317 0.05408 139 90 38 11
317 This is my favorite hallucination. 1.4314 0.05308 153 101 38 14
318 One more ‘desserted island’ joke and I swear I’ll eat you. 1.4312 0.05438 160 109 33 18
319 Empty calories vs. no calories is looking pretty good. 1.4312 0.05217 160 106 39 15
320 Sharks? No, it’s the high fructose corn syrup that scares me. 1.4309 0.05896 123 81 31 11
321 Well, you gotta decide before high tide. 1.4309 0.05546 123 78 37 8
322 On the way there, you're all hopes and dreams, but on the way back, you're just shark bait... 1.4307 0.05655 137 91 33 13
323 Hey look — a desserted island. 1.4307 0.06111 137 96 23 18
324 Really? In my mirage it's all gouda and brie and manchego. 1.4307 0.05842 137 93 29 15
325 And your second wish? 1.4307 0.05749 137 92 31 14
326 Look, a dessert island! 1.4306 0.05456 144 95 36 13
327 Ahhh. “Desserted island.” 1.4306 0.05545 144 96 34 14
328 It's called a dessert island. 1.4306 0.05717 144 98 30 16
329 I wouldn't worry... last week, I thought I saw Chutes and Ladders... 1.4305 0.05520 151 102 33 16
330 This one’s empty. That one’s desserted. 1.4296 0.05811 135 91 30 14
331 When we're done we have to wait an hour before we swim back. 1.4296 0.05600 142 95 33 14
332 One of these days, we're just going to forget that we're dentists. 1.4296 0.05689 142 96 31 15
333 I wish we'd skipped appetizer island now. 1.4295 0.05324 149 98 38 13
334 I prefer to eat local. 1.4295 0.05324 149 98 38 13
335 Did you type "deserted" or "desserted" island into the booking website? 1.4295 0.05813 149 104 26 19
336 I wonder if they deliver? 1.4295 0.05073 156 101 43 12
337 These hallucinations are getting better. 1.4294 0.05235 177 122 34 21
338 Really? My hallucination is a lot of naked women. 1.4286 0.05517 154 105 32 17
339 That’s a desserted island! 1.4286 0.05439 154 104 34 16
340 Now do you believe me about rising sea levels? Look what’s become of Big Rock-candy mountain. 1.4277 0.05358 166 114 33 19
341 How about we take the Life Savers. 1.4277 0.05605 159 111 28 20
342 That was The Big Rock Candy Mountain before climate change. 1.4276 0.05648 152 105 29 18
343 Of COURSE I'd swim across, but all the lifesavers are over there 1.4276 0.05648 152 105 29 18
344 That island looks totally desserted. 1.4275 0.05528 138 91 35 12
345 I’ve noticed my energy and attention levels have really improved since we got off that god-forsaken thing. 1.4275 0.05738 131 87 32 12
346 There’s the proof. Global sweetening. 1.4275 0.05839 131 88 30 13
347 Of course, I requested a desserted island! Damned spell check! 1.4269 0.05108 171 115 39 17
348 Meh. I’m waiting for a mirage with liquor. 1.4268 0.05285 157 105 37 15
349 Don’t try to sugarcoat it, we picked the wrong island. 1.4268 0.05048 157 102 43 12
350 No,” you said, “Why would we need swimming lessons?” you said 1.4267 0.05380 150 100 36 14
351 I don't know, I heard that neighborhood is a little unsavory. 1.4267 0.05624 150 103 30 17
352 Looks like a dessert island. 1.4266 0.05657 143 97 31 15
353 The irony is not lost on me that the dessert island is deserted. 1.4266 0.05389 143 94 37 12
354 Here we are on a desert island because you couldn't spell. 1.4266 0.05912 143 100 25 18
355 It’s just desserts. 1.4265 0.05962 136 94 26 16
356 See, I told you the mushroom was edible. 1.4265 0.06142 136 96 22 18
357 You don't suppose there's a roll of LIFE SAVERS? 1.4264 0.06490 129 93 17 19
358 Oh, that's a dessert island. 1.4260 0.05219 169 115 36 18
359 Not until you finish your fronds. 1.4259 0.05240 162 109 37 16
360 What do you mean "we have to have dinner first." 1.4257 0.05515 148 100 33 15
361 What I wouldn’t give for a Lifesaver... 1.4257 0.05171 148 96 41 11
362 You want to head over there after dinner? 1.4257 0.05515 148 100 33 15
363 No, that one's desserted. 1.4255 0.05975 141 99 24 18
364 Desert, dessert, potato, potahto. 1.4254 0.05643 134 89 33 12
365 Even here, my hallucinations are 100% carbs. 1.4251 0.05596 167 119 25 23
366 What a cruel way to explain what a homonym is. 1.4250 0.05287 160 108 36 16
367 These sharks are really bringing their A game. 1.4247 0.05819 146 102 26 18
368 Just our luck. You can't swim and I've got diabetes" 1.4245 0.06039 139 98 23 18
369 What would Gilligan do? 1.4245 0.05864 139 96 27 16
370 Now if we can just get past the gummi sharks... 1.4245 0.05591 139 93 33 13
371 You know, maybe we're the mirage. 1.4242 0.06189 132 93 22 17
372 I always wanted to be shipwrecked on a dessert island ... 1.4242 0.05804 132 89 30 13
373 ...So Monopoly and Chutes and Ladders were mirages, but Candyland is a go? 1.4241 0.05334 158 107 35 16
374 ...and I was just about to eat you. 1.4241 0.05484 158 109 31 18
375 Our island isn't much, but it's got a sweet view." 1.4240 0.05360 125 79 39 7
376 That's all there's left of the Good Ship Lollipop. 1.4234 0.06192 137 98 20 19
377 That's a completely desserted island. 1.4234 0.05835 137 94 28 15
378 You start with one and pretty soon you've eaten a whole archipelago. 1.4234 0.05648 137 92 32 13
379 Nice to finally see the difference between desert island and a dessert island 1.4233 0.05357 163 112 33 18
380 I told you we should have gone with the all-inclusive. 1.4231 0.05609 156 109 28 19
381 I don't know, Gretel. It looks like another trap. 1.4228 0.05486 149 101 33 15
382 No, that's a D-E-S-S-E-R-T island. 1.4228 0.05318 149 99 37 13
383 I can't remember what I've been hallucinating longer, you or that island in the distance. 1.4226 0.05306 168 116 33 19
384 All in all, I'd rather be on the desserted island. 1.4224 0.05548 161 113 28 20
385 That's how you decided to spend our one wish? 1.4221 0.05511 154 106 31 17
386 It’s always sweeter on the other isle 1.4219 0.05933 128 87 28 13
387 When you said 'candy aisle,' I pictured something different. 1.4218 0.05786 147 103 26 18
388 I told you Amazon delivers EVERYWHERE! 1.4218 0.05009 147 94 44 9
389 Hope we're not the main course. 1.4211 0.05241 152 101 38 13
390 Castaway calories don't count. 1.4211 0.05485 152 104 32 16
391 Let's have our cake and islet too. 1.4207 0.05240 145 95 39 11
392 I’m just never enough for you, am I? 1.4207 0.05420 145 97 35 13
393 If you say that's "a sweet view" one more time, you've moving over there. 1.4203 0.05521 138 92 34 12
394 You go, I'm a salty person. 1.4201 0.05146 169 115 37 17
395 Looks pretty sweet over there. 1.4198 0.05931 131 90 27 14
396 Another mirage. Yesterday it was Bud Light. 1.4196 0.05290 143 94 38 11
397 I really was hoping for something salty. 1.4194 0.05248 155 104 37 14
398 For the millionth time; yes, that is a desserted island! 1.4191 0.05863 136 94 27 15
399 Too bad we weren’t macarooned on that island. 1.4189 0.05673 148 103 28 17
400 That genie is a stickler for pronunciation. 1.4189 0.05425 148 100 34 14
401 It's kind of ironic really. I've been misspelling desert for years. 1.4188 0.06218 117 80 25 12
402 Let's wait for the roast beef mirage. 1.4187 0.05053 160 106 41 13
403 Well the AirBNB description did say it was private with tantalizing views. 1.4186 0.05998 129 89 26 14
404 I told you, "dessert islands" are just a typ'o mirage. 1.4184 0.05708 141 97 29 15
405 That's Brexit Island. It's further away than it looks. 1.4184 0.05708 141 97 29 15
406 The bright side is—no ants. 1.4183 0.05047 153 100 42 11
407 Last of the polar icing. 1.4179 0.05927 134 93 26 15
408 Just a consonant away. 1.4178 0.05563 146 100 31 15
409 Look! We've been completely desserted. 1.4177 0.05328 158 108 34 16
410 We may be stranded, but we're not desserted. 1.4173 0.05583 139 94 32 13
411 No, I said DESSERT island! 1.4173 0.05857 139 97 26 16
412 I'm suspicious because an hour ago it was covered with scantily-clad women. 1.4173 0.05676 139 95 30 14
413 Beats an island of kale. 1.4172 0.05345 151 102 35 14
414 I see hot women in bikinis. what do you see? 1.4172 0.05508 151 104 31 16
415 I hear it’s pretty sweet there. 1.4172 0.05177 151 100 39 12
416 Think we can make it past the Swedish fish?” 1.4167 0.05796 132 90 29 13
417 I think it's one of those desserted islands. 1.4167 0.05789 144 101 26 17
418 Amazing what a difference one little letter makes. 1.4167 0.05796 132 90 29 13
419 Remember to wait at least one hour before you swim back. 1.4167 0.05353 144 96 36 12
420 You can try to swim it, but watch for the Swedish fish. 1.4161 0.05561 149 103 30 16
421 We'll be ok. The Good Ship Lollypop comes once a week or so 1.4157 0.05067 166 112 39 15
422 Is it bait or are we? 1.4156 0.05657 154 109 26 19
423 Would you call it home sweet home? 1.4156 0.05187 154 103 38 13
424 If we were on that island I would probably stop dreaming about eating you. 1.4156 0.05581 154 108 28 18
425 You're seeing things, John. That island is clearly desserted. 1.4156 0.05505 154 107 30 17
426 It's a dessert island" 1.4154 0.06059 130 91 24 15
427 Do you think they deliver? 1.4151 0.05376 159 110 32 17
428 Thanks for dinner. Want to head over to my place for a bit of dessert? 1.4150 0.05361 147 99 35 13
429 a desserted island??? 1.4150 0.05447 147 100 33 14
430 Frank's been over there for two hours. Maybe you should go check on him. 1.4150 0.05184 147 97 39 11
431 You know, I had something completely different in mind when my agent booked me on “Temptation Island.” 1.4150 0.05094 147 96 41 10
432 If it was real, there would be more chocolate. 1.4150 0.05361 147 99 35 13
433 They called it the Big Rock Candy Mountain before climate change. 1.4148 0.06075 135 96 22 17
434 No one lives there. It’s a desserted island. 1.4148 0.06075 135 96 22 17
435 Don't spoil your appetite - wait for the main course mirage. 1.4145 0.05557 152 106 29 17
436 It was the roof of the world's largest bakery before the sea began rising. 1.4145 0.05398 152 104 33 15
437 They're trying to attract an Amazon HQ 1.4145 0.05479 152 105 31 16
438 Make sure to wait an hour before you come back. 1.4145 0.05234 152 102 37 13
439 It seems to me we're nowhere near the Sandwich Islands. 1.4143 0.05643 140 96 30 14
440 Go for it if you want. I saw the sharks set it up last night. 1.4143 0.05458 140 94 34 12
441 It never tastes as good as it looks. 1.4143 0.05551 140 95 32 13
442 I’m telling you, one cheat day won’t hurt. 1.4138 0.05413 145 98 34 13
443 It could be worse. There could be a wall around it. 1.4138 0.06007 116 78 28 10
444 It's just as well. I have absolutely no willpower. 1.4138 0.05500 145 99 32 14
445 Yeah, that island is definitely desserted. 1.4136 0.05301 162 112 33 17
446 One letter makes a big difference , huh? 1.4135 0.05955 133 93 25 15
447 I think I’m gonna have to resort to candybalism. 1.4133 0.05197 150 100 38 12
448 Maybe we should relocate to a dessert island. 1.4133 0.05531 150 104 30 16
449 My palm tree doesn't spark joy anymore. 1.4133 0.05611 150 105 28 17
450 Dude, how many more days of the medicinal marijuana do we have left? 1.4130 0.05793 138 96 27 15
451 Best mirage of the week. 1.4130 0.05416 138 92 35 11
452 I kinda regret voting her off the island. 1.4129 0.05476 155 108 30 17
453 It's teeming with gummy sharks. We'd never make it. 1.4126 0.05465 143 97 33 13
454 So it's safe to say the Big Rock Candy Mountain was more impressive before climate change. 1.4126 0.05729 143 100 27 16
455 Dude, check out that island over there.....sweet... 1.4126 0.05465 143 97 33 13
456 desserted island, deserted island --- i knew we should have spell-checked it! 1.4126 0.05643 143 99 29 15
457 Nobody goes there anymore since they switched to high fructose corn syrup. 1.4126 0.05729 143 100 27 16
458 Boy that genie's a real stickler for pronunciation huh? 1.4126 0.05555 143 98 31 14
459 You think the genie will come back? I’m starting to regret my choices. 1.4122 0.05721 131 89 30 12
460 So what if it's not a mirage, neither of us can swim.. 1.4122 0.05923 131 91 26 14
461 Pity about the sharks. 1.4122 0.05332 148 100 35 13
462 After you finish be sure to wait an hour before you try to swim back. 1.4122 0.05332 148 100 35 13
463 That looks good, but the island of naked women is still my favorite mirage. 1.4118 0.05528 153 107 29 17
464 I'm starting to think we should have gone with the all inclusive. 1.4118 0.05569 136 92 32 12
465 I think tooth decay is the least of our worries 1.4118 0.05569 136 92 32 12
466 I think tomorrow I'll sit on the other side of the island. 1.4118 0.05666 136 93 30 13
467 I just assumed the travel agent meant ocean-view suites. 1.4113 0.05611 141 97 30 14
468 This is where you end up for eternity when you cheat at Candyland. 1.4113 0.06168 124 87 23 14
469 I know we agreed you would write the note. I just think "we are stranded next to a dessert island" doesn't really pop. 1.4112 0.06362 107 73 24 10
470 That's probably our best hallucination so far." 1.4110 0.05274 163 113 33 17
471 I've heard of the Sandwich Islands, but this is ridiculous! 1.4110 0.05383 146 99 34 13
472 That's a Desserted Island. Rookie mistake. 1.4109 0.05783 129 88 29 12
473 It’s a piece of cake. 1.4107 0.05362 168 119 29 20
474 Plans to eat you have been postponed. 1.4106 0.05813 151 109 22 20
475 What do you think, Hansel? 1.4106 0.05255 151 102 36 13
476 Desert. Dessert. Do you see now why spelling matters? 1.4104 0.05918 134 94 25 15
477 Not until we've had dinner. 1.4104 0.05424 134 89 35 10
478 Well, here goes my beach body. 1.4104 0.05526 134 90 33 11
479 Do you ever wonder if we’re the mirage? 1.4104 0.05115 173 120 35 18
480 Nah. That one’s way too desserted. 1.4103 0.05597 156 111 26 19
481 Remember how you were soooo sure "dessert island" was just a typo on the map? 1.4103 0.05293 156 107 34 15
482 Don’t you think about desserting me! 1.4103 0.06326 117 82 22 13
483 I told you it looked desserted. 1.4101 0.05759 139 97 27 15
484 It would be a better spot for the hammock. 1.4099 0.05248 161 111 34 16
485 Dude! It's just the acid! We're on your front porch! That's an Ice Cream Truck!! 1.4097 0.05865 144 103 23 18
486 Still don't believe in Global Warming? That's all that's left of the Big Rock Candy Mountain. 1.4094 0.05953 127 88 26 13
487 The sharks are getting mighty cunning, George... 1.4091 0.05584 132 89 32 11
488 Do you ever regret picking the vegan island? 1.4091 0.05686 132 90 30 12
489 Let’s desert the desert for the dessert 1.4088 0.05516 159 113 27 19
490 With a little luck, we could have been shipwrecked on a dessert island. 1.4088 0.05142 159 108 37 14
491 So that’s what you meant by a desserted island. 1.4088 0.05911 137 97 24 16
492 It looks 'dessert-ed'. 1.4085 0.05030 164 111 39 14
493 Those sharks are getting smarter by the day. 1.4085 0.05397 142 96 34 12
494 They're probably stale anyway. 1.4082 0.05266 147 99 36 12
495 Like, I don’t think those were normal mushrooms man! 1.4079 0.05227 152 103 36 13
496 So you can't swim and I'm diabetic... 1.4074 0.05073 162 110 38 14
497 Hey man, that's some powerful weed you got there. 1.4074 0.05691 135 93 29 13
498 I guess spelling really does matter. 1.4074 0.05593 135 92 31 12
499 Looks like the neighbors are having a party. 1.4074 0.04996 162 109 40 13
500 That’s one hell of a desserted island. 1.4074 0.05294 162 113 32 17
501 Remember you thought Bikini Island sounded like paradise, too? 1.4074 0.05691 135 93 29 13
502 I'm sorry. I thought I was signing us up for that desserted island... 1.4074 0.05975 135 96 23 16
503 Even though it cost us our teeth, I don’t regret one moment of the 8 years we spent on that island. 1.4074 0.05787 135 94 27 14
504 So the fish gave you one wish. Just one wish. 1.4071 0.05726 140 98 27 15
505 If it’s not a mirage, it’s a misspelling. 1.4071 0.05635 140 97 29 14
506 Was that strawberry there yesterday? 1.4071 0.05450 140 95 33 12
507 It's called "dessertification". 1.4071 0.05815 140 99 25 16
508 Could be a trick, Hansel 1.4071 0.05450 140 95 33 12
509 They say that sugar is the real killer. 1.4071 0.05354 140 94 35 11
510 Finally, our just desserts. 1.4067 0.05604 150 106 27 17
511 I can't wait for my cheat day. 1.4065 0.05981 123 85 26 12
512 Great choice. Starve or gain back the weight I lost. 1.4062 0.05268 160 111 33 16
513 Actually, you have to hand it to the sharks. It's tempting AND a pretty clever pun. 1.4061 0.05222 165 115 33 17
514 Life Savers?? 1.4061 0.05079 165 113 37 15
515 Nice! Now do the one with roast beef, turkey and mashed potatoes. 1.4058 0.05504 138 94 32 12
516 It seems a little too ‘Hansel and Gretel’, don’t you think? 1.4056 0.04986 143 93 42 8
517 I don't know, I'd feel kinda guilty, not having had dinner. 1.4056 0.05366 143 97 34 12
518 Boy, those sharks are clever. 1.4056 0.05180 143 95 38 10
519 It’s too risky: gluten, sugar, trans fats and sharks. 1.4056 0.05547 143 99 30 14
520 But remember, you have to wait an hour before you can come back. 1.4056 0.05274 143 96 36 11
521 It's a piece of cake for anyone who can swim. 1.4056 0.05366 143 97 34 12
522 I wish we had gotten stranded on the desserted island! 1.4056 0.05722 143 101 26 16
523 Maybe I'm hallucinating, but it looks desserted to me. 1.4054 0.05577 148 104 28 16
524 Well, here we die of starvation. There, diabetes 1.4052 0.05282 153 105 34 14
525 It's an old shark trick. 1.4051 0.05610 158 114 24 20
526 You distract the sharks. I'll cover you. 1.4048 0.05654 126 85 31 10
527 Hey...it's just desserts. 1.4046 0.05712 131 90 29 12
528 I dunno. It feels like a trap. 1.4046 0.05712 131 90 29 12
529 Why couldn't we have landed on the desserted island? 1.4046 0.05394 131 87 35 9
530 As hallucinations go, that's a pretty damned good one. 1.4046 0.05712 131 90 29 12
531 I think we’ll burn all the calories on the way back 1.4043 0.05511 141 97 31 13
532 Let's wait. Tomorrow's my cheat day. 1.4043 0.05324 141 95 35 11
533 It’s not a mirage, it’s a typo. 1.4041 0.05632 146 103 27 16
534 Yes, we can swim over, but we’ll need to wait at least a half hour before we swim back. 1.4041 0.05286 146 99 35 12
535 Don't fall for it. This island looked the same way from over there. 1.4040 0.05247 151 103 35 13
536 Yeah, but you should see the size of the ants. 1.4038 0.04963 156 104 41 11
537 Wanna go out for dessert tonight? 1.4037 0.05241 161 112 33 16
538 Apparently, before global warming, that was Big Rock Candy Mountain. 1.4037 0.05166 161 111 35 15
539 And you said sharks aren't intelligent. 1.4034 0.05885 119 81 28 10
540 It's a trick, I tell ya. It's how it lures its prey 1.4031 0.05668 129 88 30 11
541 Next time you book your fantasy vacation, Ralph, try to remember that “dessert” has a double “s”. 1.4030 0.06188 134 98 18 18
542 Who knew genies took spelling so seriously? 1.4030 0.06096 134 97 20 17
543 I’d swim over, but I know I’d regret it later. 1.4029 0.05659 139 97 28 14
544 So where do you think the rescue boat will stop first? 1.4028 0.05245 144 97 36 11
545 Those sharks are really clever! 1.4028 0.05603 144 101 28 15
546 Dying in a cliché is one thing, but I draw the line at puns. 1.4028 0.05427 144 99 32 13
547 It's as if this weight loss program wants us to fail. 1.4028 0.05427 144 99 32 13
548 The swim is not that far -- piece of cake. 1.4027 0.05464 149 104 30 15
549 Only three and a half stars on Yelp though... 1.4027 0.05209 149 101 36 12
550 We should have paid for the upgrade. 1.4026 0.05491 154 109 28 17
551 Well, they gave me 2 choices, but I forgot how to spell dessert... 1.4026 0.05172 154 105 36 13
552 I know we're starving today, it's just that I'll hate myself tomorrow. 1.4025 0.05288 159 111 32 16
553 What a difference an extra S makes. 1.4024 0.05451 164 118 26 20
554 The irony is that the grass is greener on this side. 1.4016 0.05837 127 88 27 12
555 I love it, I really do. But, next time you come across a genie in a bottle, promise me you'll come get me. 1.4015 0.05362 132 88 35 9
556 It truly is a desserted island. 1.4015 0.05527 137 94 31 12
557 Really? You couldn't have wished us off the island? 1.4015 0.05903 137 98 23 16
558 You know we'll have to wait 30 minutes before we come home? 1.4014 0.05659 142 100 27 15
559 Y'know what else has one "s?" Stranded. 1.4014 0.05601 147 104 27 16
560 Lent always seems to come at a difficult time 1.4014 0.05517 147 103 29 15
561 Don't even think about it - I saw the sharks building it last night. 1.4014 0.05432 147 102 31 14
562 That's what's left of The Big Rock Candy Mountain after climate change. 1.4014 0.05517 147 103 29 15
563 What do you think, Gretel? 1.4013 0.05049 152 102 39 11
564 This is the moment you're supposed to say - 'Life with you is sweet enough!' 1.4013 0.05335 157 110 31 16
565 I say it's just desserts. 1.4013 0.05258 157 109 33 15
566 But you'll probably burn it all off on the swim back 1.4012 0.05215 162 113 33 16
567 Let's stay. We can't just show up empty handed. 1.4011 0.04825 177 121 41 15
568 One thing is certain, it will taste better than the kids. 1.4000 0.05516 150 106 28 16
569 I think we should try the desserted island for a change. 1.4000 0.05109 160 110 36 14
570 Now, can you dream up a boat 1.4000 0.05484 145 101 30 14
571 Just to think we could have been marooned on a dessert island. 1.4000 0.05902 125 87 26 12
572 Ask yourself why the frosting never melts. 1.4000 0.05434 150 105 30 15
573 Wow,talk about eye candy! 1.4000 0.05806 140 100 24 16
574 No, Todd, the irony is not lost on me. 1.4000 0.05351 150 104 32 14
575 I told you when you booked it-Dessert Island has two "S's". 1.4000 0.05682 135 94 28 13
576 Wait,there was an option for a desserted island?!?! 1.4000 0.05626 140 98 28 14
577 I've got a thousand bucks that says it's just a typo. 1.4000 0.05717 140 99 26 15
578 You realize if we swim over there and eat those desserts, we have to wait 3 hours before we can return here. 1.4000 0.05185 160 111 34 15
579 Funny, that’s just how I imagined a desserted island would look. 1.4000 0.05248 140 94 36 10
580 Technically speaking, a desert island is an island, islet or atoll that is not permanently populated by humans. That one, however, is desserted. 1.4000 0.05717 140 99 26 15
581 The artist forgot to draw shark fins, so I think it's safe to swim over. 1.4000 0.05792 125 86 28 11
582 Oh, right. Two esses. 1.4000 0.05656 145 103 26 16
583 You tell me what you see first. 1.4000 0.06011 125 88 24 13
584 I always wondered what life was like on a desserted island. 1.4000 0.05941 130 92 24 14
585 I think it's called a dessert island. 1.4000 0.05306 155 108 32 15
586 ...and we'd burn the calories on the swim back. 1.4000 0.05031 160 109 38 13
587 Yeh-- but we have the palm tree. 1.4000 0.05029 145 96 40 9
588 Sure, it looks nice from here. But pretty soon you're thinking, man, what I really want is a tree. 1.4000 0.05063 155 105 38 12
589 Well, you got your wish. Just you, me, and a desserted island. 1.3988 0.05233 173 124 29 20
590 Well, at least we have a pretty sweet view. 1.3988 0.05214 168 119 31 18
591 Looks even more desserted than ours. 1.3987 0.04995 158 107 39 12
592 Worst typo ever. 1.3987 0.05075 158 108 37 13
593 I'm still full from your Steak Dinner Mirage. 1.3987 0.05023 153 103 39 11
594 But then what would we have to look forward to? 1.3986 0.05140 148 100 37 11
595 Nobody knows exactly, but they suspect the kids from Easter Island. 1.3986 0.05402 148 103 31 14
596 Lets go tonight if you're not busy." 1.3986 0.05486 148 104 29 15
597 The sharks are at it again. 1.3986 0.05569 148 105 27 16
598 I’m certain the brochure said we’d be stranded together on a dessert island. 1.3986 0.05590 138 96 29 13
599 We seem to be on the wrong desserted island. 1.3986 0.05867 138 99 23 16
600 'Of course I'd have preferred the dessert island.' 1.3986 0.05398 138 94 33 11
601 Funny, I thought “desserted island” was just a misspelling. 1.3985 0.05840 133 94 25 14
602 See, now that’s a dessert-ed island! 1.3985 0.05436 133 90 33 10
603 Where are the cigarette trees? 1.3985 0.05937 133 95 23 15
604 Now do you wish we'd auditioned for 'Temptation Island' rather than 'Survivor'? 1.3984 0.05693 128 88 29 11
605 The last mirage had Hooters waitresses and chicken wings. 1.3984 0.06110 128 92 21 15
606 I don't know...what are the Yelp reviews? 1.3984 0.05693 128 88 29 11
607 I bet they have an ant problem. 1.3975 0.04849 161 108 42 11
608 Spelling matters. 1.3974 0.05432 156 111 28 17
609 So I guess we’ll get our just desserts. 1.3974 0.05432 156 111 28 17
610 Too bad we ate the lifesavers. 1.3974 0.05154 151 103 36 12
611 Well, Mom's not here. 1.3974 0.05405 151 106 30 15
612 I‘m so happy we landed on this gluten-free, sugar free, non-dairy, low carb organic island! 1.3973 0.05187 146 99 36 11
613 We could make it - but we'd hate ourselves afterwards. 1.3973 0.05095 146 98 38 10
614 Please swim over there and see if there are peanuts in anything. 1.3973 0.05277 146 100 34 12
615 Our travel agent sucks. 1.3973 0.05187 146 99 36 11
616 The sharks are upping the ante. 1.3973 0.05539 146 103 28 15
617 The genie said to write my wish down. One stupid letter! 1.3973 0.05539 146 103 28 15
618 Yes Dr. Atkins. This is hell. 1.3973 0.05539 146 103 28 15
619 I liked it better when it was Easter Island and had the chocolate bunnies and eggs filled with jelly beans. 1.3972 0.05593 141 99 28 14
620 It's amazing what you can do with discarded plastic when you've got time on your hands. 1.3972 0.05409 141 97 32 12
621 Empty calories? Did you seriously just utter the phrase “empty calories “? 1.3972 0.05593 141 99 28 14
622 I think it’s just another desserted island. 1.3972 0.05593 141 99 28 14
623 Yeah, but this island has free wi-fi. 1.3971 0.05550 136 94 30 12
624 Save my spot. 1.3969 0.05384 131 88 34 9
625 I thought you said swim for the 'deserted' isle. 1.3968 0.05414 126 84 34 8
626 It's always the island you're not on that's desserted. 1.3963 0.05513 164 120 23 21
627 So there is a difference between desert island and dessert island. 1.3961 0.05483 154 110 27 17
628 It looks perfectly safe to me, Gretel. 1.3961 0.05326 154 108 31 15
629 Looks like we've been desserted!" 1.3960 0.05456 149 105 29 15
630 Funny how we never hallucinate about kale or goji berries. 1.3958 0.05506 144 101 29 14
631 I’m pretty certain the sharks built it. 1.3958 0.05594 144 102 27 15
632 The commute keeps me fit 1.3958 0.05327 144 99 33 12
633 Okay, but be sure to wait an hour before swimming back. 1.3955 0.05994 134 97 21 16
634 Go ahead- the sharks are harmless ever since their teeth rotted away. 1.3955 0.05607 134 93 29 12
635 I'm more of a Spice Islands guy. 1.3955 0.05299 134 90 35 9
636 Under the circumstances, I say screw tooth decay. 1.3953 0.05438 129 87 33 9
637 Those sharks are such bastards. 1.3953 0.05763 129 90 27 12
638 Those sharks are devious! 1.3952 0.04876 167 114 40 13
639 I figure it’ll take us 20 minutes to swim there and no more than 2 minutes to swim back. 1.3952 0.04571 167 110 48 9
640 Dessert island. Desert island. What’s the difference? 1.3952 0.05930 124 87 25 12
641 Boy, talk about going a long way for a pun! 1.3951 0.05352 162 116 28 18
642 What will those sharks think of next? 1.3949 0.05250 157 110 32 15
643 This is what I would call bittersweet." 1.3949 0.05250 157 110 32 15
644 We should eat dinner first. 1.3947 0.05294 152 106 32 14
645 I've never seen an island so desserted 1.3946 0.05592 147 105 26 16
646 I guess that you’ve been right all along: these are our just desserts. 1.3944 0.05378 142 98 32 12
647 Just our luck. We end up on the DESERT island. 1.3944 0.05470 142 99 30 13
648 My agent said this casting call was for "The Life of Pie." 1.3944 0.05189 142 96 36 10
649 Those sharks are very clever. 1.3944 0.05824 142 103 22 17
650 That was the wreck of the Good Ship Lollipop 1.3944 0.05470 142 99 30 13
651 Ok, I’m turning off AutoCorrect before I book our next trip. 1.3942 0.05802 137 98 24 15
652 It's glucoser than it looks. 1.3942 0.05614 137 96 28 13
653 So Jerry... Could a dead body hypothetically... just hypothetically... act as a raft for a couple miles? Asking for a friend. 1.3942 0.05517 137 95 30 12
654 Personally, I prefer the nude car wash hallucination. 1.3939 0.05767 132 93 26 13
655 When you’re granted a wish, make sure you spellcheck. 1.3939 0.05767 132 93 26 13
656 That was the best Nutcracker performed by sharks I've ever seen. 1.3939 0.05666 132 92 28 12
657 You go ahead. I'm doing Paleo. 1.3938 0.04783 160 107 43 10
658 I'm holding out for the chocolate mirage. 1.3935 0.04800 155 103 43 9
659 Well the staging is completed. The "For Sale" sign goes up tomorrow. 1.3933 0.05508 150 107 27 16
660 Since the cupcake ate Jack, we probably shouldn’t risk it. 1.3933 0.05172 150 103 35 12
661 Well yeah, but we have a tree. 1.3933 0.05172 150 103 35 12
662 Must be a really unusual microclimate 1.3933 0.05343 150 105 31 14
663 Well, now we know why the desert island was so much cheaper than the dessert island. 1.3931 0.05562 145 103 27 15
664 Once again, spellcheck ruins a dessert island booking. 1.3931 0.05562 145 103 27 15
665 To think, we could have landed on the dessert island. 1.3931 0.05387 145 101 31 13
666 They could have at least stranded us on the desserted island ! 1.3929 0.05708 140 100 25 15
667 The shade is what sold me 1.3929 0.05708 140 100 25 15
668 Did you just call it a desserted island? 1.3929 0.05139 140 94 37 9
669 It must be an uncharted dessert isle. 1.3929 0.05138 168 119 32 17
670 Why didn't we swim to a desserted island? 1.3929 0.05617 140 99 27 14
671 Pretty sweet view, eh, Doug? ... Sorry... that never gets old. 1.3926 0.05032 163 113 36 14
672 I don't blame you, I blame Spell Check. 1.3926 0.05573 135 94 29 12
673 There they are - castaways from the Candy Cane mutiny. 1.3926 0.05371 135 92 33 10
674 These sharks sure are crafty 1.3926 0.05672 135 95 27 13
675 No it's not a mirage -- it's a meringue. 1.3923 0.05830 130 92 25 13
676 That’s all that remains of Big Rock Candy Mountain since the glaciers melted. 1.3922 0.05346 153 108 30 15
677 According to plate tectonics, in 3 million years, we will be eating like kings. 1.3922 0.05099 153 105 36 12
678 Really? Huh. I see beautiful women. 1.3920 0.05781 125 87 27 11
679 their cartoonist can’t spell 1.3916 0.05439 143 100 30 13
680 Glycemic Island--it's been off the charts for centuries. 1.3913 0.05288 138 94 34 10
681 These sharks get craftier every week. 1.3913 0.05580 138 97 28 13
682 I didn't know candy canes grew this far south. 1.3913 0.05151 161 113 33 15
683 I know, but I bet the swim over there would burn at least a hundred calories. 1.3913 0.05151 161 113 33 15
684 I think we both deserve a cheat day. 1.3913 0.05674 138 98 26 14
685 I wonder what we look like to them. 1.3913 0.05226 161 114 31 16
686 Dessert Island. That's clever. 1.3913 0.05300 161 115 29 17
687 I wish I were stranded on a dessert island. 1.3913 0.05674 138 98 26 14
688 If global warming were real, don't you think the icing would have melted?" 1.3913 0.05288 138 94 34 10
689 I have a feeling any rescuers will visit there first. 1.3913 0.05288 138 94 34 10
690 I'm not swimming over there for half a donut. 1.3910 0.05270 156 110 31 15
691 It's only clickbait. 1.3910 0.05348 156 111 29 16
692 We should have chosen that desserted island 1.3910 0.05731 133 94 26 13
693 At least we don't have to deal with the ants. 1.3907 0.05145 151 104 35 12
694 I guess spelling DOES matter.... 1.3907 0.05230 151 105 33 13
695 Maybe we'll feel better if we face some other direction." 1.3906 0.05789 128 90 26 12
696 It’s called ‘Temptation Island’ 1.3905 0.04830 169 116 40 13
697 Yeah, the sweet life is always one island over. 1.3904 0.04992 146 98 39 9
698 Do you think it's desserted? 1.3904 0.05357 146 102 31 13
699 Well, before the ice caps melted, it was known as the Big Rock Candy Mountain. 1.3902 0.05845 123 86 26 11
700 It's just another desserted island. 1.3902 0.06285 123 90 18 15
701 When the brochure said "beach vacation with a sweet view", this is not what I had in mind. 1.3901 0.05399 141 98 31 12
702 paradise flossed 1.3901 0.05584 141 100 27 14
703 Those clever sharks are at it again." 1.3901 0.05584 141 100 27 14
704 At least we have a pretty sweet view. 1.3901 0.05208 141 96 35 10
705 That, my friend, is the difference between a desert island and a dessert island. 1.3901 0.05492 141 99 29 13
706 We were so close to being on a desserted island 1.3901 0.05762 141 102 23 16
707 You go ahead. I never eat dessert. 1.3901 0.05399 141 98 31 12
708 Amazon Prime can deliver anything. 1.3901 0.05110 141 95 37 9
709 Bet they have WiFi. 1.3897 0.05540 136 95 29 12
710 You see candy? I see a hamburger with legs...sitting beside me. 1.3897 0.05441 136 94 31 11
711 It could be a trap. 1.3897 0.05441 136 94 31 11
712 I told you that genie was wearing a hearing aid. 1.3897 0.05920 136 99 21 16
713 it's actually more of a dessert archipelago 1.3896 0.04902 154 104 40 10
714 The pastries are vegan, but the sharks aren't. 1.3893 0.05691 149 109 22 18
715 I say we give Hansel one more day to swim back... 1.3893 0.05363 149 105 30 14
716 I never thought I had to choose between starvation and diabetes. 1.3893 0.05363 149 105 30 14
717 We should have taken the good ship. 1.3893 0.05363 149 105 30 14
718 And I said, Mom, a day is never going to come where I regret not learning to swim..... 1.3892 0.04868 167 115 39 13
719 And that’s the difference between desert and dessert 1.3892 0.04868 167 115 39 13
720 I see a wonderful ilse covered with asian bowls of quinoa and kale salad with beets. Why what do you see? 1.3889 0.04736 162 109 43 10
721 Well, there goes another New Year's resolution 1.3889 0.05497 144 102 28 14
722 Don't worry, the swim back will burn off all the calories. 1.3889 0.05225 144 99 34 11
723 Wait, how do you spell deserted? 1.3885 0.05084 157 109 35 13
724 Damn autocorrect, I said dessert island not desert island. 1.3885 0.05547 139 98 28 13
725 You have to admire the ingenuity of those man-eating sharks. 1.3884 0.06027 121 86 23 12
726 Mirage or real...it's still empty calories. 1.3882 0.05019 170 120 34 16
727 Appetizers and main courses are on other islands. 1.3881 0.05392 134 92 32 10
728 Looks like the big rock candy mountain has succumbed to climate change. 1.3878 0.05239 147 102 33 12
729 So that's my hallucination. What's yours? 1.3878 0.04870 147 98 41 8
730 Now THAT’s a desserted island! 1.3876 0.05751 129 91 26 12
731 That island looks like it would be a pretty sweet place to visit. 1.3876 0.05751 129 91 26 12
732 Maybe eating Dave wasn't the best idea. 1.3875 0.05392 160 116 26 18
733 They're coming for our coconut. 1.3873 0.05728 142 103 23 16
734 It's either a mirage or a desserted island. 1.3871 0.05128 155 108 34 13
735 We have to die somehow. 1.3871 0.05445 155 112 26 17
736 I prefer savory 1.3869 0.05408 137 95 31 11
737 I'm fairly certain the sharks put it there. 1.3869 0.05698 137 98 25 14
738 It's either a mirage or the sharks are smarter than we thought. 1.3869 0.05206 137 93 35 9
739 For Jesus it would have been a cake walk... 1.3869 0.05698 137 98 25 14
740 And here we sit, a dentist and a nutritionist. 1.3867 0.05249 150 105 32 13
741 and at night we have pie in the sky 1.3865 0.04871 163 112 39 12
742 But Mom isn't here and I say we go straight to dessert. 1.3865 0.04871 163 112 39 12
743 You really must be more clear, Carl. I thought you said swim for the “desert” island. 1.3864 0.05552 132 92 29 11
744 So, when you wrote to the travel agent to book our vacation on "The Desserted Island," I'm guessing you ran a spell check. 1.3864 0.06145 132 98 17 17
745 The sharks are pulling out all the stops this time 1.3862 0.05552 145 104 26 15
746 Autocorrect? 1.3862 0.05287 145 101 32 12
747 Before global warming it was Big Rock Candy Mountain. 1.3861 0.05291 158 113 29 16
748 Well, I guess that casts some light on what happened to the Good Ship Lollipop. 1.3861 0.04977 158 109 37 12
749 You turned the oven off...right? 1.3858 0.05814 127 90 25 12
750 Go ahead and try. If a shark doesn't get you, diabetes will. 1.3857 0.05514 140 99 28 13
751 I 'm on a coconut cleanse. Don't let that stop you though. 1.3856 0.05256 153 108 31 14
752 I always thought 'Desserted Island' was just poor spelling. 1.3856 0.05337 153 109 29 15
753 It’s less refined over here. 1.3856 0.05256 153 108 31 14
754 And on the eighth day God made spell check. 1.3855 0.05244 166 120 28 18
755 If only we had something salty to go with it. 1.3852 0.05462 135 94 30 11
756 And you said you couldn’t imagine a more desserted island. 1.3852 0.05661 135 96 26 13
757 and here I am,macarooned with you 1.3852 0.06130 135 101 16 18
758 Desserted. 1.3851 0.05383 148 105 29 14
759 I'm saying it's fake news. 1.3851 0.05121 148 102 35 11
760 Of course it's real -- a mirage would have babes and booze. 1.3851 0.05210 148 103 33 12
761 Well,I say the water is a mirage and the sweets are real. 1.3851 0.05121 148 102 35 11
762 You can open your eyes now, Happy Birthday! 1.3846 0.05053 143 97 37 9
763 Another vacation spoiled by autocorrect. 1.3846 0.05609 130 91 28 11
764 I don't think the Professor and Mary Ann are going to come back. 1.3846 0.05492 156 114 24 18
765 Desert/ dessert - such a fine line. 1.3841 0.05220 151 106 32 13
766 But then I’ll need to brush my teeth. 1.3841 0.04779 151 101 42 8
767 We'd be in paradise if that genie wasn't illiterate! 1.3841 0.05220 151 106 32 13
768 "I see it too, but there's no such thing as a dessert island." 1.3841 0.05569 138 98 27 13
769 Those sharks are very smart. 1.3841 0.05474 138 97 29 12
770 Do I have to spell it out for you? 1.3840 0.05540 125 86 30 9
771 I'm not going. It's just a typo. 1.3840 0.06094 125 91 20 14
772 I was singing 'Big Rock Candy Mountain'when it appeared. "How about trying 'Row, Row, Row your boat? 1.3840 0.06094 125 91 20 14
773 That's one sweet island over there 1.3836 0.05434 146 104 28 14
774 Beware the Island of Just Desserts 1.3836 0.05434 146 104 28 14
775 Remember last week we thought we saw an island made entirely of brisket... 1.3836 0.05434 146 104 28 14
776 I guess that’s what they call a “desserted” island. 1.3835 0.06198 133 100 15 18
777 Not until after dinner. 1.3832 0.05006 167 118 34 15
778 I'm in more of a salty mood. 1.3831 0.05146 154 108 33 13
779 At least I'll never struggle again with the difference between desert and dessert 1.3830 0.05294 141 98 32 11
780 It was a mountain before global warming. 1.3830 0.05573 141 101 26 14
781 ...Yeah, it hasn't moved, but it could still be a trap. 1.3828 0.05448 128 88 31 9
782 It's a mirage. Candy canes aren't in season. 1.3827 0.04886 162 112 38 12
783 Okay, now I just think we’re being messed with. 1.3826 0.05093 149 103 35 11
784 As an English major, I had no choice but to stay on this properly spelled deserted island. 1.3826 0.05437 149 107 27 15
785 What would we do for shade? 1.3826 0.05268 149 105 31 13
786 What three things would you bring? 1.3826 0.05353 149 106 29 14
787 Thank God, it's our Desserted island 1.3824 0.05429 136 95 30 11
788 No, I’m pretty sure I booked the one with two ‘S’s. 1.3822 0.05154 157 111 32 14
789 The problem is if we swim over there we’ll have to wait half an hour before we can go back 1.3821 0.05479 123 84 31 8
790 We can swim it off. 1.3821 0.05717 123 86 27 10
791 Autocorrect didn't book the tickets. You did. 1.3819 0.05575 144 104 25 15
792 Well, shit. 1.3819 0.05487 144 103 27 14
793 We could try. The sharks around here don't have any teeth. 1.3819 0.05575 144 104 25 15
794 I had envisioned the Spice Islands differently. 1.3819 0.05121 144 99 35 10
795 The lemon mirage pie is my favorite 1.3817 0.05468 131 91 30 10
796 I always hated Candyland when I was a kid. Now it doesn't look so bad. 1.3817 0.05468 131 91 30 10
797 Well, SOMEONE planned ahead. 1.3816 0.05021 152 105 36 11
798 Ours is just desert. 1.3816 0.05357 152 109 28 15
799 Best mirage ever! 1.3813 0.05441 139 98 29 12
800 Do you want ants? 'Cuz I bet there are ants. 1.3813 0.05146 139 95 35 9
801 Happy birthday. 1.3813 0.05441 139 98 29 12
802 On the other hand you have to admit those sharks are very clever. 1.3813 0.05345 139 97 31 11
803 What a difference an s makes. 1.3813 0.05536 139 99 27 13
804 Coconuts are nature's candy...coconuts are nature's candy...coconuts are nature's candy... 1.3813 0.05630 139 100 25 14
805 Do you think they have a Department of Foreign Eclairs? 1.3813 0.05812 139 102 21 16
806 What’ll you bet they have salt water taffy? 1.3813 0.04846 160 110 39 11
807 Wreckage from the good ship Lollipop, I believe." 1.3813 0.05084 160 113 33 14
808 As a dentist, I find karma to be a cruel mistress" 1.3813 0.05160 160 114 31 15
809 Autocorrect. My bad. 1.3810 0.05404 147 105 28 14
810 Remember, if we swim out there we have to wait 30 minutes before we can swim back. 1.3810 0.05138 147 102 34 11
811 I guess it’s just deserts. 1.3810 0.05573 147 107 24 16
812 I told you desserted island wasn't a typo, Larry. 1.3810 0.05138 147 102 34 11
813 ‘’I told you a prayer for ‘eye candy’ might not be understood.” 1.3806 0.05119 155 109 33 13
814 Dessert Island. Who’d think one little ‘s’ would make such a big difference! 1.3806 0.05200 155 110 31 14
815 Wouldn't you know it; I just brushed my teeth. 1.3806 0.05119 155 109 33 13
816 I told you to book the one with two S's. 1.3806 0.05685 134 96 25 13
817 Just make sure you don't swim back for at least half an hour afterwards. 1.3804 0.04862 163 113 38 12
818 It’s probably covered in ants. 1.3803 0.05450 142 101 28 13
819 It’s tempting, but I bet the property taxes are insane.. 1.3802 0.05898 121 86 24 11
820 At least my first shipwreck was in the Sandwhich Islands. 1.3801 0.05123 171 124 29 18
821 Damned if we do. Damned if we don’t. 1.3800 0.05324 150 107 29 14
822 These sharks are getting more and more clever. 1.3798 0.05633 129 91 27 11
823 I like it better before the takeover when they were the Sandwich Islands 1.3798 0.05739 129 92 25 12
824 Who knew that one "s" would make such a big difference? 1.3796 0.05397 137 96 30 11
825 I prefer this island for the more authentic castaway experience. 1.3796 0.05296 137 95 32 10
826 I ‘m not going to candy-coat this for you Bill. It’s a mirage and we’re doomed! 1.3793 0.05455 145 104 27 14
827 It's desserted out here. 1.3793 0.05455 145 104 27 14
828 Its a good thing you didn't bring the bag of weed. 1.3793 0.05185 145 101 33 11
829 I wonder what they see when they look at us. 1.3793 0.05092 145 100 35 10
830 If the sharks don't get you, those empty carbs will! 1.3791 0.04995 153 106 36 11
831 What do you think? Mirage or meringue? 1.3791 0.04995 153 106 36 11
832 You idiot!...and that was our last wish too. 1.3791 0.05328 153 110 28 15
833 Looks like we washed up on the wrong desserted island... 1.3791 0.05487 153 112 24 17
834 It's a much more appealing mirage than Kale-Granola island. 1.3791 0.05246 153 109 30 14
835 Yeah. I see it too. 1.3789 0.05057 161 114 33 14
836 I don't see any chocolate! Forget it! 1.3789 0.04980 161 113 35 13
837 Oh...I thought you said dessert--ed island. 1.3788 0.05539 132 93 28 11
838 Too bad it's not a cheat day. 1.3786 0.05116 140 96 35 9
839 It's either a typo or a bad pun. 1.3786 0.05409 140 99 29 12
840 That typo cost us dessert island. 1.3786 0.05687 140 102 23 15
841 Next time, wish for a rescue boat. 1.3786 0.05015 140 95 37 8
842 It's likely a mirage, a spelling error, or perhaps both. 1.3786 0.05596 140 101 25 14
843 Well, the seafood entrees do get kind of repetitive, but the dessert cart is fabulous! 1.3786 0.05216 140 97 33 10
844 Do you actually want ants? Because that's exactly how you get them. 1.3786 0.05409 140 99 29 12
845 I’m so glad we ate the mushrooms 1.3784 0.04927 148 101 38 9
846 I think it looks tacky. 1.3784 0.05287 148 105 30 13
847 I think your second wish should definitely be learning how to swim. 1.3784 0.05287 148 105 30 13
848 You know the rules - no dinner, no dessert. 1.3784 0.05199 148 104 32 12
849 I'd rather have a sub. 1.3780 0.05064 164 117 32 15
850 Wow...yours is good, but mine has wine and women. 1.3778 0.05348 135 94 31 10
851 Imagine for a second you're no longer a nutritionist. 1.3778 0.05649 135 97 25 13
852 I sure hope they're not looking at us the same way. 1.3778 0.05649 135 97 25 13
853 Henry hasn't come back for 5 weeks......ya still think it's mirage? 1.3778 0.05028 135 91 37 7
854 Now that's what I'd call a desserted island. 1.3778 0.05649 135 97 25 13
855 Why couldn’t we have washed up on the dessert island? 1.3778 0.05243 135 93 33 9
856 Why couldn’t we have landed on that dessert island? 1.3776 0.05508 143 103 26 14
857 That darn shark gets more clever every day. 1.3776 0.05326 143 101 30 12
858 I understand Shirley Temple was shipwrecked there. 1.3775 0.05696 151 113 19 19
859 It's desserted, Gilligan. 1.3775 0.05038 151 105 35 11
860 I knew we were in trouble once we crossed the Tropic of Candycorn. 1.3775 0.05210 151 107 31 13
861 I bet my hallucination is better than yours. 1.3775 0.05125 151 106 33 12
862 Wow! A desserted island! 1.3775 0.05618 151 112 21 18
863 I'm really more of a meat and potato guy. 1.3775 0.04949 151 104 37 10
864 This feels just like the Mueller Report. 1.3774 0.05254 159 115 28 16
865 It's not all bad. At least our island has a sweet view. 1.3772 0.04997 167 119 33 15
866 I would have preferred being stranded on the dessert island. 1.3771 0.05032 175 127 30 18
867 Well, it certainly has carb appeal. 1.3769 0.05597 130 92 27 11
868 You can’t seriously believe the four of us are imagining this. 1.3768 0.05652 138 100 24 14
869 That's the difference between us, Doug. You see dessert. I see an obesity epidemic. 1.3768 0.05060 138 94 36 8
870 I thought the brochure said 'desert' island. 1.3768 0.05558 138 99 26 13
871 Expedia said Island Paradise with the Sweetest View. 1.3768 0.05060 138 94 36 8
872 I know it looks good to you now, but those are empty calories. 1.3767 0.05510 146 106 25 15
873 The sharks are getting a little too savvy for my liking. 1.3767 0.05424 146 105 27 14
874 Got Milk? 1.3767 0.04969 146 100 37 9
875 What makes you think it's deserted? 1.3767 0.05424 146 105 27 14
876 The sharks are getting really creative 1.3766 0.05218 154 110 30 14
877 What is this, a New Yorker cartoon? 1.3761 0.06036 117 84 22 11
878 Man... do you know what they put IN that crap? 1.3760 0.05755 125 89 25 11
879 Well, that's just desserts. 1.3760 0.05755 125 89 25 11
880 What would Hansel and Gretel do? 1.3759 0.05607 133 95 26 12
881 We could do worse, the island behind us is made of broccoli. 1.3759 0.05708 133 96 24 13
882 Well, I guess it's a desserted island. 1.3759 0.05282 141 99 31 11
883 I finally understand the distinction between 'desert' and 'dessert'. 1.3759 0.05471 141 101 27 13
884 Let's call it Desserted Island. 1.3758 0.05343 149 107 28 14
885 Any way you look at it, it’s still a desserted island. 1.3758 0.05170 149 105 32 12
886 Sure,but then you'd have to wait 30 minutes before you swim back. 1.3758 0.04992 149 103 36 10
887 Remember we have the better view. 1.3758 0.05145 157 112 31 14
888 No Way! Remember "Hansel and Gretel"? 1.3758 0.04984 157 110 35 12
889 I knew not taking those swimming lessons would come back to haunt us. 1.3758 0.04901 157 109 37 11
890 Must be a typo. 1.3758 0.04965 165 117 34 14
891 At least we're on the healthy island. 1.3757 0.04659 173 120 41 12
892 Sooo, what does your mirage have on it today? 1.3750 0.05074 160 114 32 14
893 Couldn't you have wished for a boat? 1.3750 0.04834 152 104 39 9
894 So, is it d-e-s-e-r-t isle or d-e-s-s-e-r-t isle? 1.3750 0.05387 144 103 28 13
895 Ooh look! A desserted island. 1.3750 0.05387 144 103 28 13
896 The sharks are getting creative. 1.3750 0.05296 144 102 30 12
897 First time at weightwatchers? 1.3750 0.05182 152 108 31 13
898 Those sharks are clever devils...good bakers, too. 1.3750 0.05973 128 94 20 14
899 It probably doesn’t taste as good as it looks. 1.3750 0.05109 144 100 34 10
900 A dessert island, of course. 1.3750 0.05546 128 90 28 10
901 Ok , if we did know how to swim, what would you eat first? 1.3742 0.05190 155 111 30 14
902 We should have wished for a bridge as well. 1.3742 0.04769 155 106 40 9
903 We're screwed. Nobody's ever found in the Toblerone Triangle. 1.3741 0.05217 147 104 31 12
904 Finally UberEats has arrived 1.3741 0.05306 147 105 29 13
905 I told them to drop us off at the dessert island. 1.3741 0.05217 147 104 31 12
906 I would not object if you were to lay off the "Dessert Island" jokes. 1.3741 0.05306 147 105 29 13
907 And you chose the DESERT island! 1.3741 0.05333 139 98 30 11
908 Want to swim over to the desserted island? 1.3741 0.05429 139 99 28 12
909 Go if you must, but it's probably baking over there. 1.3741 0.05333 139 98 30 11
910 That was Big Rock Candy Mountain before the glaciers melted. 1.3741 0.05429 139 99 28 12
911 It's called 'Diabetes Island.' No one's ever returned. 1.3741 0.05618 139 101 24 14
912 What level of Candy Crush do you think that is? 1.3740 0.05666 131 94 25 12
913 But ours is in good taste... 1.3740 0.05122 131 89 35 7
914 Every time I go on a diet, something like this happens - every time! 1.3740 0.05561 131 93 27 11
915 No, that’s Confectionary Cay. Dessert island is just a common spelling error. 1.3736 0.04847 174 124 35 15
916 *This* is why spelling is important. 1.3735 0.04713 166 115 40 11
917 Dude, I am taking my chances with the sharks if you sing The Candy Man one more time 1.3734 0.05273 158 115 27 16
918 We can only get there on the Good Ship Lollipop. 1.3734 0.04876 158 110 37 11
919 Sometimes I just think everything is out of reach 1.3734 0.05118 158 113 31 14
920 I understand, but common sense suggests we wait and see if it’s still there tomorrow. 1.3733 0.04874 150 103 38 9
921 That’s strange. I see three candy canes. 1.3733 0.05054 150 105 34 11
922 But if you were over there, you'd be wanting coconut water. 1.3733 0.05228 150 107 30 13
923 Just remember to wait thirty minutes before swimming back. 1.3733 0.04781 150 102 40 8
924 One has two esses, one has two asses. 1.3733 0.05313 150 108 28 14
925 Sure, it seems better, but do you know what they pay in property taxes?? 1.3732 0.04958 142 97 37 8
926 Okay, we’ll go there. But only on a special occasion. 1.3732 0.05156 142 99 33 10
927 Can't believe this is all that's left of the food pyramid. 1.3732 0.05438 142 102 27 13
928 Yeah, but no shade. 1.3732 0.05058 142 98 35 9
929 Since when did Mary Ann and Ginger learn how to bake? 1.3731 0.05573 134 96 26 12
930 No we are not near the sandwich islands. 1.3731 0.05367 134 94 30 10
931 That’s where we’d be if we weren’t such good spellers. 1.3730 0.05934 126 92 21 13
932 It's either a mirage or a simple spelling mistake. 1.3727 0.04563 161 109 44 8
933 My sweet tooth fell out months ago. 1.3727 0.04648 161 110 42 9
934 You really chose this place because of the shade? 1.3725 0.04984 153 107 35 11
935 I guess that’s the desserted island 1.3725 0.05069 153 108 33 12
936 Well, this takes the cake. 1.3725 0.05154 153 109 31 13
937 And you thought our island was desserted. 1.3724 0.05265 145 103 30 12
938 I bet THEY wish they had a palm tree. 1.3724 0.04688 145 97 42 6
939 You had to choose the gluten free island didn't you! 1.3724 0.05532 145 106 24 15
940 Dessert Island. 1.3724 0.05265 145 103 30 12
941 If we were over there, instead of being marooned in a desert island we could be macarooned on a dessert island 1.3723 0.05580 137 99 25 13
942 IF YOU'RE SO SURE THE SHARK'S NOT UP TO SOMETHING, THEN YOU GO FIRST. 1.3723 0.05769 137 101 21 15
943 Tell me again why you can't swim over and bring me back the doughnut? 1.3723 0.05076 137 94 35 8
944 Let's go someplace else for dessert. 1.3721 0.05934 129 95 20 14
945 Do you think they have delivery service? 1.3721 0.05170 129 88 34 7
946 I wonder what being stranded on a dessert island is like? 1.3720 0.04981 164 117 33 14
947 And you SWEAR that wasn’t there yesterday? 1.3718 0.05242 156 113 28 15
948 Well, I'm not falling for it, are you? 1.3718 0.05162 156 112 30 14
949 That's how you get ants. 1.3718 0.05081 156 111 32 13
950 Before climate change, they called it Candy Land. 1.3718 0.04999 156 110 34 12
951 Yeah, but we've got coconuts! 1.3718 0.04999 156 110 34 12
952 Bummer! You can't swim, and I'm diabetic! 1.3716 0.05362 148 107 27 14
953 I've thought of moving but it's just so affordable here. 1.3716 0.05099 148 104 33 11
954 gentrification 1.3714 0.05203 140 98 32 10
955 Man those shrooms you grew were good. 1.3714 0.05203 140 98 32 10
956 Mirages are not exclusively a desert phenomenon; they can also be a dessert phenomenon. 1.3714 0.05301 140 99 30 11
957 Ready to head back? 1.3714 0.05203 140 98 32 10
958 Only the grammatically challenged are lucky enough to land on a dessert island. 1.3714 0.05765 140 104 20 16
959 Wait a good 30 minutes before swimming back. 1.3712 0.05421 132 93 29 10
960 No, that's fine, go ahead. I just didn't think you'd break your New Year's resolution this quickly. 1.3711 0.05012 159 113 33 13
961 We really are desserted. 1.3709 0.05114 151 107 32 12
962 I'm pretty sure it's a mirage. I mean, who in their right mind would leave cheesecake out in this heat 1.3709 0.04938 151 105 36 10
963 I'm really more in the mood for savory. 1.3709 0.05027 151 106 34 11
964 Still think you were right to steer our last piece of driftwood to the island with all the kale? 1.3706 0.04930 143 98 37 8
965 Who knew 5th grade spelling was so important? 1.3706 0.05126 143 100 33 10
966 "Yes, but OUR island is gluten free!" 1.3706 0.05221 143 101 31 11
967 Yeah but, we'll have to wait thirty minutes to swim back dude. 1.3706 0.04930 143 98 37 8
968 It was the site of the wreck of the good ship Lollipop. 1.3704 0.05230 135 94 32 9
969 You can always tell when the Carnival Cruise ship is about to arrive 1.3701 0.04957 154 108 35 11
970 "Can I bring you back anything?" 1.3701 0.04871 154 107 37 10
971 That's the kind of mistake that a spell checker will not catch. 1.3701 0.05126 154 110 31 13
972 Look! An uncharted dessert island! 1.3701 0.04871 154 107 37 10
973 What would Oprah do? 1.3701 0.04957 154 108 35 11
974 The sharks are becoming more creative. 1.3701 0.05208 154 111 29 14
975 Ed, who can't swim a stroke, and Jason, who is diabetic, can only sit and ponder what might have been. 1.3701 0.05042 154 109 33 12
976 Seems like a cruel joke to place Desserted Island so close to Deserted Island. 1.3701 0.05895 127 93 21 13
977 Sure, it looks less like a flying saucer with all that on top, but it's still them, Thomas, and we won't fall for it. 1.3701 0.05788 127 92 23 12
978 If only we weren't dentists. 1.3699 0.05585 146 108 22 16
979 So, there were survivors from the Good Ship Lollipop after all. 1.3699 0.05144 146 103 32 11
980 You're right, a dessert island would have been better. 1.3697 0.05029 165 119 31 15
981 Where's a chute or ladder when you need one? 1.3696 0.05252 138 97 31 10
982 Go ahead if you want,but it never tastes as good as it looks. 1.3696 0.05450 138 99 27 12
983 Spelling matters, honey. Desert island, dessert island. Big difference”. 1.3696 0.05150 138 96 33 9
984 Rats! I asked the cartoonist to put us on the dessert island. Turns out he can draw, but he can’t spell. 1.3696 0.05252 138 97 31 10
985 Now THAT, is one desserted island. 1.3696 0.05252 138 97 31 10
986 If only we washed up on a desserted isle 1.3694 0.05055 157 112 32 13
987 Why didn't you book the all inclusive? 1.3694 0.04806 157 109 38 10
988 Before global warming sea level rise, that was Big Rock Candy mountain. 1.3692 0.05689 130 94 24 12
989 'Take one last look...we're out of peyote buttons." 1.3692 0.05689 130 94 24 12
990 Are you kidding? We need a Banana Boat. 1.3691 0.05246 149 107 29 13
991 Our mirages have really upped their game 1.3691 0.05332 149 108 27 14
992 You do realize it's just a typo. 1.3691 0.05581 149 111 21 17
993 For my second wish I want a row boat 1.3691 0.04888 149 103 37 9
994 Desert, dessert ... I should have been more specific. 1.3691 0.04795 149 102 39 8
995 That must be the south beach diet. 1.3688 0.05641 141 104 22 15
996 You should never have wished me "sweet dreams." 1.3687 0.04907 160 113 35 12
997 Everything looks perfect from far away. 1.3684 0.04912 152 106 36 10
998 But we have a tree. 1.3684 0.05086 152 108 32 12
999 Maybe when we retire. 1.3684 0.05171 152 109 30 13
1000 Are you hallucinating what I'm hallucinating? 1.3684 0.04731 152 104 40 8
1001 Seems excessive. 1.3681 0.04842 163 115 36 12
1002 The sharks are messing with us again. Remember Pete? 1.3681 0.04842 163 115 36 12
1003 Desert island, dessert island -- we missed it by that much! 1.3681 0.05375 144 104 27 13
1004 We’re on Weight Watchers Island 1.3681 0.05001 144 100 35 9
1005 Yeah, desert island and dessert island, ha-ha, I get it. But now I’m expecting a voice-over encouraging us to switch auto insurance. 1.3680 0.05740 125 90 24 11
1006 So, I misspelled, “dessert”. How did you get here? 1.3680 0.05740 125 90 24 11
1007 Looks like we're getting our just desserts. 1.3677 0.05098 155 111 31 13
1008 I would, but I finally made it back to my high school weight. 1.3677 0.04758 155 107 39 9
1009 I think it's a trap. 1.3676 0.05199 136 95 32 9
1010 One more dessert island joke and I'm going to kill you. 1.3676 0.05199 136 95 32 9
1011 But we'll swim off the calories on our way back. 1.3676 0.05199 136 95 32 9
1012 I'm pretty sure it's a misspelling. 1.3675 0.05076 166 121 29 16
1013 If you sing "Big Rock Candy Mountain" one more time, I'll kill you. 1.3675 0.05076 166 121 29 16
1014 The swim should offset the calories. 1.3673 0.05382 147 107 26 14
1015 I don't have to out swim the shark, I just have to out swim you 1.3673 0.04930 147 102 36 9
1016 Damn. Big Sugar is everywhere! 1.3673 0.05024 147 103 34 10
1017 It happens when a mapmaker misspells desert island. 1.3673 0.05382 147 107 26 14
1018 Legend says it was the wreck of the Good Ship Lollipop. 1.3672 0.05642 128 92 25 11
1019 I feel like we're not thinking big enough with our prayers. 1.3669 0.05221 139 98 31 10
1020 Don't go Hansel! 1.3667 0.05217 150 108 29 13
1021 I can't swim and you're a diabetic, so let's change the subject... 1.3667 0.04953 150 105 35 10
1022 Aw, you remembered my birthday. 1.3665 0.04720 161 112 39 10
1023 But I DID type in ‘dessert island!’! 1.3665 0.05264 161 119 25 17
1024 I tried to tell you. It's location, location, location. 1.3664 0.05548 131 94 26 11
1025 Tempting, yes, but what do we do when our pants don't fit anymore? 1.3662 0.05334 142 102 28 12
1026 If I were seeing a mirage, that's not what I would see 1.3662 0.05518 142 104 24 14
1027 What would be the point? We have no milk. 1.3662 0.04843 142 97 38 7
1028 Funny the difference an "s" makes... 1.3662 0.05334 142 102 28 12
1029 That must be the Dessert Isle. 1.3662 0.05426 142 103 26 13
1030 We really whiffed the landing on this one 1.3662 0.05239 142 101 30 11
1031 It's like Candy Land and Fantasy Island had a baby. 1.3660 0.05143 153 110 30 13
1032 The shark can't eat BOTH of us! 1.3660 0.05545 153 115 20 18
1033 I imagined the same thing my first week here. 1.3660 0.04796 153 106 38 9
1034 I told you if anyone can the candyman can 1.3660 0.05307 153 112 26 15
1035 Oh, I know it is a mirage...but so is 'democratic socialism'... 1.3660 0.05058 153 109 32 12
1036 Why am I not enough? 1.3659 0.04971 164 118 32 14
1037 Yesterday it was a blonde. 1.3659 0.04579 164 113 42 9
1038 Since we have no idea what day it is,can today be our "cheat" day? 1.3659 0.04818 164 116 36 12
1039 I just thought of a really sweet spot for our next vacation 1.3657 0.05458 134 96 27 11
1040 No, the Mirage is a big hotel in the middle of Las Vegas. That is an island covered with candy! 1.3657 0.05559 134 97 25 12
1041 And you thought it was important to pick the island with shade! 1.3657 0.05248 134 94 31 9
1042 I saw the sharks setting it up last night 1.3657 0.05559 134 97 25 12
1043 I really wasted that genie wish. 1.3657 0.05458 134 96 27 11
1044 But do they understand the cavity of their situation? 1.3655 0.05433 145 106 25 14
1045 I wished to be on a desserted island, what'd you wish for? 1.3655 0.05520 145 107 23 15
1046 If only we hadn't gotten shipwrecked during Lent. 1.3655 0.05162 145 103 31 11
1047 I don't want to ruin my dinner. 1.3655 0.04875 145 100 37 8
1048 My ex told me that it will end with me getting my just deserts!", but this is cruel 1.3654 0.05071 156 112 31 13
1049 I'm heading over there on my 'cheat' day 1.3654 0.04733 156 108 39 9
1050 The question, as I see it, is do we want to die of starvation or diabetes? 1.3653 0.04979 167 121 31 15
1051 This is the year we learn how to swim! 1.3651 0.05589 126 90 26 10
1052 Either it's a mirage, or there's an old lady over there waiting to push us into her oven. Either way, I say we stay put. 1.3650 0.05371 137 98 28 11
1053 Who knew spelling mattered in making a wish 1.3650 0.05470 137 99 26 12
1054 Thats a real dessert Island 1.3650 0.05567 137 100 24 13
1055 I'm confused--which is a desert island and which is a dessert island? 1.3650 0.05470 137 99 26 12
1056 We're deserted, their desserted. 1.3649 0.04712 148 101 40 7
1057 Looks like another desserted island. 1.3649 0.05176 148 106 30 12
1058 Next, we'll see the Good Ship Lollypop sail by. 1.3648 0.04672 159 110 40 9
1059 That must be a desserted island! 1.3648 0.05002 159 114 32 13
1060 I hate being in the cartoon that people are not supposed to get. 1.3644 0.05855 118 85 23 10
1061 And that's the desert island for poor spellers. 1.3643 0.06022 129 97 17 15
1062 It's a nice place to visit, but I wouldn't want to live there. 1.3643 0.05479 140 102 25 13
1063 Jenny Craig’s private island; that two-face bitch. 1.3643 0.05930 140 107 15 18
1064 There has got to be a catch 1.3643 0.05385 140 101 27 12
1065 We must have capsized after the Sandwich Islands. 1.3643 0.04988 140 97 35 8
1066 It can't hurt just to look. 1.3642 0.04744 151 104 39 8
1067 You know, we would probably burn off the calories during the swim" 1.3642 0.05273 151 110 27 14
1068 Our just desserts. 1.3642 0.04836 151 105 37 9
1069 Do you think that island is desserted? 1.3642 0.05273 151 110 27 14
1070 We could swim or wait for the next Sugar Plum Ferry... 1.3642 0.05088 162 118 29 15
1071 It can be our cheat day. 1.3636 0.05298 132 93 30 9
1072 Dessert island. Those sharks are pretty clever. 1.3636 0.05031 154 110 32 12
1073 I'm more in the mood for a salad. 1.3636 0.05115 154 111 30 13
1074 Well we've stripped this one of all vegetation. Room for dessert? 1.3636 0.05394 143 104 26 13
1075 But think of the calories we'd burn swimming to it. 1.3631 0.05203 157 115 27 15
1076 Yeah, but think of the calories you'll burn swimming there and back 1.3631 0.04795 157 110 37 10
1077 You seriously want to wait for your cheat day? 1.3631 0.05281 157 116 25 16
1078 At least we have company. That one is completely desserted. 1.3631 0.04879 157 111 35 11
1079 I didn't think I had to spell it out when I said row for the desserted island. 1.3630 0.05132 146 104 31 11
1080 Why couldn't we land on a dessert-ed island? 1.3630 0.05039 146 103 33 10
1081 I don't know about you, but I say screw the American Dental Association recommendations. 1.3630 0.05132 146 104 31 11
1082 Swe-e-eet! 1.3630 0.05313 146 106 27 13
1083 Now that, my son, shows you the power of delusional thinking! 1.3630 0.05313 146 106 27 13
1084 Well, the upside is that we have a really sweet view. 1.3630 0.05039 146 103 33 10
1085 I've been over there. It's all plastic. 1.3630 0.05313 146 106 27 13
1086 It isn't about 'yielding to temptation', I can't swim. 1.3630 0.05624 135 99 23 13
1087 Okay, if we use the cupcake paper as a boat and the candy canes as oars... 1.3630 0.05216 135 95 31 9
1088 Don't let it fool you - I'll bet from over there, this place will look pretty good, too. 1.3630 0.04999 135 93 35 7
1089 It would have shortened our life expectancy from a week to 5 days. 1.3630 0.05424 135 97 27 11
1090 I know it's just desserts, but I personally find it cruel and unusual. 1.3630 0.05817 135 101 19 15
1091 You see a mirage? No, I see meringue. 1.3626 0.05097 171 127 26 18
1092 We finally discovered where the Good Ship Lollipop ran aground. 1.3625 0.04732 160 112 38 10
1093 Not to spoil the surprise or anything, but when you say you’ll take me somewhere special for my birthday, I think I know where it is. 1.3625 0.04815 160 113 36 11
1094 I guess that is the dessert island. 1.3625 0.05054 160 116 30 14
1095 I always pick the wrong aisle. 1.3624 0.05321 149 109 26 14
1096 Desert island, dessert island? It’s only a matter of taste. 1.3624 0.05405 149 110 24 15
1097 Boy what a difference another "s" makes, huh? 1.3624 0.05147 149 107 30 12
1098 Next time check the spelling before you book the trip. 1.3624 0.05147 149 107 30 12
1099 Anyone who says sharks haven’t evolved hasn’t seen their marketing. 1.3623 0.05533 138 101 24 13
1100 I'm hungry too, but there must be a reason why it was left desserted. 1.3623 0.05437 138 100 26 12
1101 How many times have we been over this? 'Dessert' island, not 'desert' island 1.3623 0.05533 138 101 24 13
1102 Next time let's go to the desserted island. 1.3623 0.04926 138 95 36 7
1103 Well...for your next mirage, how about something with a bit more protein. 1.3623 0.04926 138 95 36 7
1104 She was a good ship, the Lollipop. 1.3623 0.04926 138 95 36 7
1105 It must be Palm Sundae. 1.3623 0.05339 138 99 28 11
1106 What luck. You can’t swim and I’m a diabetic! 1.3623 0.05239 138 98 30 10
1107 This is all tied in with our inability to make good choices 1.3622 0.05204 127 88 32 7
1108 No, no. We are on the desert island. That is the dessert island. 1.3622 0.05553 127 91 26 10
1109 Knowing what happened to the Good Ship Lollipop and not being able to tell anybody is just a really special type of torture, ain't it Jimmy? 1.3622 0.05773 127 93 22 12
1110 Yeah, but we've got a tree. 1.3620 0.04672 163 114 39 10
1111 If you knew how to spell, this never would have happened. 1.3620 0.05061 163 119 29 15
1112 Dude, did you ever do acid? 1.3618 0.05243 152 111 27 14
1113 There’s no room, no shade and a lot of empty calories. 1.3618 0.05159 152 110 29 13
1114 It's not the calories that will kill you, it's the mirage. 1.3617 0.05352 141 102 27 12
1115 Why couldn’t we have landed on the dessert island instead of the desert island? 1.3617 0.05446 141 103 25 13
1116 These islands all look better from a distance. 1.3614 0.04770 166 118 36 12
1117 Desert island, dessert island...what difference does it make? 1.3613 0.05690 119 85 25 9
1118 Theoretically, how much would we tip the delivery guy? 1.3613 0.05249 155 114 26 15
1119 ready to swim back? 1.3611 0.05271 144 104 28 12
1120 That'd be a sweet spot for a vacation. 1.3609 0.04558 169 118 41 10
1121 Oh , hell. My insulin went down with the ship. 1.3609 0.05581 133 97 24 12
1122 We die from starvation or we die from diabetes. Odds or evens? 1.3608 0.05017 158 114 31 13
1123 Too bad you didn't know the difference between "desert" and "dessert" when you made that wish... 1.3607 0.05943 122 90 20 12
1124 You don't look so tasty anymore. 1.3605 0.05011 147 104 33 10
1125 Why did we have to get the desert island? 1.3605 0.05194 147 106 29 12
1126 I told you we should have grabbed our insulin before the ship went down. 1.3605 0.05194 147 106 29 12
1127 Sweet! 1.3605 0.05456 147 109 23 15
1128 That's just his cap - wait till you see the rest of him! 1.3605 0.05103 147 105 31 11
1129 Even God's mistakes can slip past spell check once in a while. 1.3605 0.04936 172 126 30 16
1130 I’m swimming over there tomorrow. It’s my cheat day. 1.3605 0.04503 172 120 42 10
1131 Did you bring your toothbrush? 1.3603 0.05288 136 97 29 10
1132 Before Antarctica melted that was the Big Rock Candy Mountain." 1.3603 0.05390 136 98 27 11
1133 I have a feeling this island isn’t desserted. 1.3603 0.05288 136 97 29 10
1134 That donut would go right to my thighs! 1.3600 0.04941 150 106 34 10
1135 I think we smoked too much salmon. 1.3600 0.05031 150 107 32 11
1136 *They keep delivering to the wrong address." 1.3600 0.04849 150 105 36 9
1137 This is one way to watch your calories. 1.3600 0.05611 125 90 25 10
1138 And that's the desserted island. 1.3600 0.05119 150 108 30 12
1139 MY DENTIST OWNS THAT ISLAND. 1.3600 0.05725 125 91 23 11
1140 Swimming over there must be a piece of cake, right? 1.3600 0.05031 150 107 32 11
1141 I had always assumed it was a typo. 1.3600 0.05375 150 111 24 15
1142 Well, you’re the one who didn’t want the upgrade. 1.3600 0.05031 150 107 32 11
1143 That Willy Wonka is one cruel SOB. 1.3598 0.04807 164 117 35 12
1144 It's so sad to see how climate change affected Rock Candy Mountain. 1.3597 0.05593 139 103 22 14
1145 That's Willy Wonka's private island. 1.3597 0.05499 139 102 24 13
1146 I love LSD. 1.3597 0.05306 139 100 28 11
1147 You always were a poor speller. 1.3597 0.05499 139 102 24 13
1148 The North Pole looks so different without all the ice 1.3597 0.05404 139 101 26 12
1149 You know, if we swim over there we would technically burn off the calories... 1.3595 0.04873 153 108 35 10
1150 The sharks here are always coming up with something clever to get us in the water. 1.3595 0.05131 153 111 29 13
1151 Suddenly I get the difference between desert and dessert. 1.3595 0.05047 153 110 31 12
1152 Do you have the same odd sensation that we’re merely characters in the New Yorker caption contest? 1.3595 0.05047 153 110 31 12
1153 I told you to double-check the spelling before you booked the island. 1.3595 0.04961 153 109 33 11
1154 Too bad neither one of us can swim. 1.3595 0.05131 153 111 29 13
1155 It was all a misunderstanding. I told the Genie I wanted to spend my life on a dessert island." 1.3592 0.05226 142 102 29 11
1156 Of all the things to give up for lent, I had to choose swimming! 1.3590 0.05060 156 113 30 13
1157 It's amazing the difference one letter can make. 1.3590 0.04808 156 110 36 10
1158 I see we got our just desserts. 1.3590 0.05299 156 116 24 16
1159 Sam, that is not what you think it is, it’s just a tropical illusion. 1.3588 0.04761 170 122 35 13
1160 Yes, I see the candy-canes and cupcakes, just like last week I saw the picnic table and the guy grilling steaks and the week before that I saw... 1.3588 0.04687 170 121 37 12
1161 The sharks must think we’re eight-year-olds. 1.3588 0.05426 131 94 27 10
1162 Looks like sugar infested waters. 1.3586 0.05149 145 104 30 11
1163 Try not to think about it. 1.3586 0.05149 145 104 30 11
1164 Yeah man, we’re surrounded by chocolate milk too. 1.3586 0.05241 145 105 28 12
1165 Oh, them? Survivors from the wreck of the Good Ship Lollipop. 1.3586 0.05332 145 106 26 13
1166 I didn't realize a dessert island was an option. 1.3582 0.05233 134 95 30 9
1167 Really, you’re a dentist too? 1.3582 0.05125 134 94 32 8
1168 Yeah, but think of the ant problem over there. 1.3582 0.05339 134 96 28 10
1169 Yeah, seems nice, but they probably have ants. 1.3582 0.05545 134 98 24 12
1170 You're right. We should have asked for a dessert island.. 1.3582 0.05339 134 96 28 10
1171 Do you think they have bacon? 1.3582 0.05233 134 95 30 9
1172 Sure looks like a dessert island from here 1.3582 0.05014 134 93 34 7
1173 Holy cow! A dessert island. 1.3581 0.05164 148 107 29 12
1174 With our luck there's a gummy shark between here and Candy Island. 1.3581 0.05074 148 106 31 11
1175 We get one wish, and, as is now apparent, a genie who cannot spell. 1.3580 0.04845 162 116 34 12
1176 Let’s just appreciate where we are. 1.3577 0.05431 123 87 28 8
1177 We'd only be able to skinny dip on the way there. 1.3577 0.05256 137 98 29 10
1178 So the travel brochure really didn't sugarcoat it." 1.3577 0.05256 137 98 29 10
1179 Dare we hope for The Good Ship Lollipop? 1.3576 0.05003 151 108 32 11
1180 Why didn’t we end up on a dessert island? 1.3576 0.05090 151 109 30 12
1181 Okay, I believe. Could you visualize a boat? 1.3576 0.05176 151 110 28 13
1182 Being Catholic prepared me for this. 1.3576 0.04935 165 120 31 14
1183 We should see if we can get an upgrade. 1.3571 0.05371 140 102 26 12
1184 No, I said “get your own DESERTED Island”!! 1.3571 0.04796 182 134 31 17
1185 I wish we were marooned on the desserted island. 1.3571 0.05275 140 101 28 11
1186 When the president tweeted about buying his own desserted island, I assumed it was just a typo. 1.3571 0.05076 140 99 32 9
1187 I’ve heard that’s the place where young people with college degrees have good paying jobs 1.3571 0.05076 140 99 32 9
1188 Mom was right--we should've learned to swim. 1.3571 0.05267 154 114 25 15
1189 Most tempting mirage since the sunning girls yesterday. 1.3571 0.05847 98 68 25 5
1190 And then I said ... 'Swim? For cryin' out loud, we live in Kansas! Why should I waste my time learning how to swim'?... 1.3571 0.05574 126 91 25 10
1191 One more 's' and we could have been stranded on the Dessert Island. 1.3571 0.05176 140 100 30 10
1192 That one's for people who want to be alone on a dessert island. 1.3571 0.05275 140 101 28 11
1193 Oh, I thought you said it was a D-E-S-E-R-T-E-D island. 1.3571 0.05019 154 111 31 12
1194 Is today a cheat day? 1.3571 0.04869 140 97 36 7
1195 You'll probably survive the sharks, but the cholesterol will kill you. 1.3566 0.05289 143 104 27 12
1196 Of course I can swim, but I'm finally down to my ideal weight. 1.3566 0.05590 129 94 24 11
1197 Disagree with his motives all you want, but you have to admit - the sea monster's disguises are getting much better. 1.3566 0.05697 129 95 22 12
1198 If I spelled my wish correctly, that's where we'd be. 1.3562 0.04964 160 116 31 13
1199 Were they there before we ate that shellfish? 1.3562 0.04803 160 114 35 11
1200 Ah...the elusive Desserted Isle 1.3562 0.04931 146 103 34 9
1201 Someone misspelled 'desert island' 1.3562 0.05211 146 106 28 12
1202 But we got Wi-Fi. 1.3561 0.05392 132 95 27 10
1203 How many calories in a mirage? 1.3561 0.05498 132 96 25 11
1204 I bet the fish swimming around that island are Swedish. 1.3561 0.05392 132 95 27 10
1205 Bro, we need a sugar plum ferry. 1.3559 0.05712 118 85 24 9
1206 Guess I picked the wrong week to give up sugar. 1.3558 0.04898 163 118 32 13
1207 That cupcake has sailed. 1.3558 0.04495 163 113 42 8
1208 I'm staying here. The wifi's better. 1.3557 0.05477 149 112 21 16
1209 It’s a dessert island. You can go, but not till after dinner. 1.3557 0.04955 149 106 33 10
1210 Remember: coconuts are the healthy alternative. 1.3556 0.05094 135 95 32 8
1211 We'd only get fat & regret it. 1.3556 0.05409 135 98 26 11
1212 I swore you said deserted island. 1.3556 0.05511 135 99 24 12
1213 And you said sharks were dumb. 1.3554 0.04984 166 122 29 15
1214 Honey, want to go out, just for dessert? 1.3554 0.05611 121 87 25 9
1215 I think you call it a desserted island. 1.3554 0.05968 121 90 19 12
1216 Yes, but we’d have to wait 30 minutes before we swam back. 1.3553 0.05062 152 110 30 12
1217 I closed on this island after the realtor said he'd sweeten the deal. 1.3553 0.04887 152 108 34 10
1218 Well, today is my cheat day. 1.3553 0.04612 152 105 40 7
1219 That's the last time I'll trust Google Earth. 1.3551 0.05122 138 98 31 9
1220 Good thing we saved room for dessert. 1.3550 0.04774 169 122 34 13
1221 Talk about a fat chance. 1.3548 0.05075 155 113 29 13
1222 It was a good ship. 1.3548 0.05748 124 91 22 11
1223 We should have paid the all-inclusive rate. 1.3548 0.05515 124 89 26 9
1224 So sorry hon, I always get desert and dessert mixed up! 1.3548 0.05238 155 115 25 15
1225 Yeah but I bet it's all made with palm oil. 1.3548 0.05075 155 113 29 13
1226 Ok, great, but where's the marshmallow sky? 1.3548 0.04734 155 109 37 9
1227 How’d you know it was my birthday? 1.3548 0.04553 155 107 41 7
1228 I could never live in a place that's so much about image. 1.3548 0.05238 155 115 25 15
1229 The wreckage from The Good Ship Lollipop. 1.3548 0.05157 155 114 27 14
1230 It’s times like this I really wish you weren’t a dentist. 1.3548 0.04992 155 112 31 12
1231 What do you think will get us there quicker, a chute or a ladder? 1.3548 0.05395 155 117 21 17
1232 That's some serious eye candy! 1.3546 0.04945 141 99 34 8
1233 Would you rather die of cavities or starve to death 1.3546 0.04841 141 98 36 7
1234 I'd rather be on a dessert island than a deserted island. 1.3546 0.05046 141 100 32 9
1235 I don't know, maybe it's not a trap. 1.3546 0.05046 141 100 32 9
1236 I mean, we could swim to it but I'm still going to eat you. 1.3546 0.05433 141 104 24 13
1237 What time do you think they open? 1.3542 0.04671 144 99 39 6
1238 You’re the one who wanted a vegan, no sugar, gluten free vacation. 1.3542 0.05350 144 106 25 13
1239 I love a good mirage at dinner time, don’t you? 1.3542 0.04974 144 102 33 9
1240 Now I'm depressed. 1.3542 0.05440 144 107 23 14
1241 Forget it. I don't think any of those desserts would go with fish. 1.3540 0.04778 161 115 35 11
1242 Remember when you said a ship would be the sweetest thing you could ever see? 1.3540 0.04859 161 116 33 12
1243 it must be your mirage kev, my mirage would have tequila and naked women 1.3540 0.04938 161 117 31 13
1244 You'll burn some of it off in the swim back. 1.3540 0.04859 161 116 33 12
1245 Did the brochure say “desert” or “dessert”? 1.3538 0.05335 130 93 28 9
1246 Okay, I got one. If you were stranded on a dessert island... 1.3538 0.05445 130 94 26 10
1247 Will the sharks stop at nothing? 1.3538 0.05554 130 95 24 11
1248 These pop-up shops are everywhere. 1.3538 0.05764 130 97 20 13
1249 We should swim for it right now, before they build the wall. 1.3538 0.05554 130 95 24 11
1250 You know, I'm actually more of a savoury type, myself 1.3537 0.04808 147 103 36 8
1251 Happy Birthday, George. 1.3537 0.04950 164 120 30 14
1252 But then you would look over here and dream of coconuts. 1.3534 0.05028 133 93 33 7
1253 We should've gone to the desserted island 1.3534 0.05463 133 97 25 11
1254 I'm going to wait until after dinner. 1.3533 0.05106 150 109 29 12
1255 Just like my mom to keep the sweets out of reach. 1.3533 0.05106 150 109 29 12
1256 Yeah, but a real island wouldn't be moving toward us. 1.3533 0.04743 150 105 37 8
1257 Imagine seeing a dessert island way out here. 1.3533 0.05018 150 108 31 11
1258 Welcome my friend to middle-class island. Where what you see is what you will never get. 1.3533 0.05018 150 108 31 11
1259 Remember that time you said that you’d rather die than eat another carb? 1.3533 0.05193 150 110 27 13
1260 So, the genie gives us three wishes...and before I can even think, the wife and kids use them all! 1.3533 0.05018 150 108 31 11
1261 My biggest regret is never learning to swim. 1.3529 0.05672 119 86 24 9
1262 Aye, she was quite the good ship, the Lollipop. 1.3529 0.05119 153 112 28 13
1263 Sure Hansel. What could go wrong? Let's swim over. 1.3529 0.05034 153 111 30 12
1264 I don’t care what you were planning to give up for Lent. 1.3529 0.05063 136 96 32 8
1265 I think Gene Wilder was way better than Johnny Depp. 1.3529 0.05169 136 97 30 9
1266 I didn’t know the Good Ship Lollipop was a submarine. 1.3526 0.05288 156 117 23 16
1267 Is that my mirage or yours? 1.3526 0.04881 156 112 33 11
1268 How about today? Is today a cheat day? 1.3526 0.05129 156 115 27 14
1269 That's the dessert island. 1.3525 0.05390 139 102 25 12
1270 It's amazing the difference an extra 's' can make. 1.3525 0.05092 139 99 31 9
1271 They're just desserts. Just not your just desserts. 1.3525 0.05390 139 102 25 12
1272 And to think we used to live there. 1.3525 0.05693 122 89 23 10
1273 Too bad about your insulin. 1.3525 0.05324 122 86 29 7
1274 We came so close to being stranded on a dessert island. 1.3522 0.04898 159 115 32 12
1275 When we signed up for Temptation Island, I was expecting supermodels... 1.3522 0.05136 159 118 26 15
1276 I wish we’d noticed that before eating the only guy that knew how to swim 1.3521 0.05116 142 102 30 10
1277 That's my kind of desserted island 1.3521 0.05307 142 104 26 12
1278 One s. One lousy s. 1.3521 0.05307 142 104 26 12
1279 All those years playing Candyland with my kids has finally paid off. 1.3519 0.04590 162 114 39 9
1280 I spy with my eye something that starts with C. 1.3519 0.04990 162 119 29 14
1281 No. I would go there on our vacation, but it doesn't exist; and neither do you. 1.3519 0.05215 162 122 23 17
1282 It's a desserted island .... 1.3517 0.05408 145 108 23 14
1283 Just our luck, another desserted island. 1.3517 0.05496 145 109 21 15
1284 That? Blame auto-correct. 1.3517 0.05228 145 106 27 12
1285 I just hallucinate food and I gain weight. 1.3517 0.05228 145 106 27 12
1286 We could swim over, but we'd have to float back. 1.3517 0.04945 145 103 33 9
1287 Just exactly, what was in that last coconut, you gave me earlier? 1.3516 0.05611 128 94 23 11
1288 You laugh, but since I moved them over there, I've lost 8 pounds! 1.3516 0.05272 128 91 29 8
1289 I'm starting to think that sea level rise will eventually affect my way of life. 1.3516 0.05272 128 91 29 8
1290 Really? Dessert on a deserted island? 1.3516 0.05272 128 91 29 8
1291 I think your weed was laced. 1.3514 0.05240 148 109 26 13
1292 If it helps, remember those are empty calories. 1.3514 0.04781 148 104 36 8
1293 We could rationalize it with the swim. 1.3514 0.05240 148 109 26 13
1294 Screw the sharks- I think...you should go for it. 1.3514 0.05327 148 110 24 14
1295 Nah, I’ll wait for a burger and fries mirage. 1.3511 0.05074 131 92 32 7
1296 Unfortunately, these waters are snack infested. 1.3511 0.05189 131 93 30 8
1297 There, but for want of an extra "s", go you and I. 1.3511 0.05518 131 96 24 11
1298 Chocolate syrup's a bitch to swim in, man ... 1.3511 0.05301 131 94 28 9
1299 I think I'll stay here - sticky hands and sand are the WORST! 1.3510 0.04990 151 109 31 11
1300 We won't be able to swim back for half an hour. 1.3510 0.05164 151 111 27 13
1301 I've always heard good things about the South Beach Diet. 1.3510 0.04990 151 109 31 11
1302 Actually, maybe we're its hallucination. 1.3509 0.05842 114 83 22 9
1303 Dude, don’t do it. You know we’re outta toothpaste. 1.3507 0.05428 134 98 25 11
1304 I have more of a savory palate anyway. 1.3507 0.05217 134 96 29 9
1305 Let’s seek asylum 1.3507 0.05324 134 97 27 10
1306 You'd seriously choose death over gluten? 1.3506 0.04746 154 109 36 9
1307 I wish we were desserted not deserted 1.3504 0.05241 137 99 28 10
1308 It's about time the dessert tray arrived. 1.3504 0.05442 137 101 24 12
1309 Ever wonder what it would be like to live on a desserted island? 1.3504 0.05138 137 98 30 9
1310 I thought you said it was a dessert island 1.3504 0.05138 137 98 30 9
1311 Alright, is that your hallucination or mine? 1.3503 0.04770 157 112 35 10
1312 I told you to check the spelling before booking. 1.3503 0.05101 157 116 27 14
1313 This time you swim over and see if it's real. 1.3503 0.05101 157 116 27 14
1314 If I knew I would be trapped in a classic cartoon cliché I would rather it had been in a bar. 1.3500 0.05109 160 119 26 15
1315 I thought Mar-a-lago was bigger... 1.3500 0.05638 140 106 19 15
1316 How far do you think we can get on one of those mints? 1.3500 0.04829 120 81 36 3
1317 I just REALLY am in the mood for pizza. 1.3500 0.04959 140 99 33 8
1318 Sorry, Gary. I'm diabetic, so I'm still going to have to eat you. 1.3500 0.04873 160 116 32 12
1319 Lesson learned: When the genie says submit your wish in writing...always use spell check. 1.3500 0.04791 160 115 34 11
1320 Beware reefs bearing gifts. 1.3497 0.04649 163 116 37 10
1321 That's probably what we look like to them. 1.3497 0.05188 163 123 23 17
1322 Let me remind you, we don't take kindly to desserters on this island. 1.3497 0.05459 143 107 22 14
1323 As mirages go, it’s not bad. 1.3497 0.05276 143 105 26 12
1324 I told you to pick desserted island. 1.3497 0.05182 143 104 28 11
1325 My travel agent hates me. 1.3497 0.05368 143 106 24 13
1326 It's farther away than it looks. 1.3497 0.04888 143 101 34 8
1327 That cake’s gotta be stale” “Yeah 1.3496 0.04758 123 83 37 3
1328 Remember when it was only a board game? 1.3493 0.05012 146 105 31 10
1329 Now that’s Eye Candy 1.3493 0.05106 146 106 29 11
1330 Yeah, I thought about it too, but then I'd just want something salty. 1.3493 0.05197 146 107 27 12
1331 Yeah, it looks sweet from here. 1.3493 0.05012 146 105 31 10
1332 That Great British Baking Show really gets around. 1.3492 0.05557 126 92 24 10
1333 What'd you put in that joint? 1.3491 0.04688 169 122 35 12
1334 You think it could be a desserted island 1.3490 0.05033 149 108 30 11
1335 She's a nice witch, but she eats kids. 1.3490 0.05122 149 109 28 12
1336 I misread the ad. I thought the island would be deserted, not desserted. 1.3490 0.04942 149 107 32 10
1337 I stand corrected. There is such a thing as a dessert island. 1.3488 0.05121 129 91 31 7
1338 Just be sure to wait an hour before you come back. 1.3488 0.05238 129 92 29 8
1339 Obviously bait. 1.3487 0.05049 152 111 29 12
1340 It's where people who can't spell 'desert' end up. 1.3487 0.05135 152 112 27 13
1341 I'm more of a savory person." 1.3485 0.05267 132 95 28 9
1342 So are we on the one with one or two S's? 1.3485 0.05267 132 95 28 9
1343 My hallucinations used to involve beatiful women, but I like this one more now. 1.3485 0.05376 132 96 26 10
1344 Two reasons. I’m watching my carbs, and I can’t swim. 1.3485 0.05267 132 95 28 9
1345 Don't get too excited, it's all vegan. 1.3484 0.04631 155 109 38 8
1346 Sweet, a dessert-ed island! 1.3484 0.04895 155 112 32 11
1347 Guess that's what eye candy looks like! 1.3481 0.05291 135 98 27 10
1348 TripAdvisor DID call it "a pretty sweet deal." 1.3481 0.05077 135 96 31 8
1349 OK, desert island, dessert island. You pick. 1.3481 0.05693 135 102 19 14
1350 Must be a dessert island? 1.3481 0.05693 135 102 19 14
1351 I've got this. I'm level 3047 in Candy Crush. 1.3481 0.05496 135 100 23 12
1352 It would spoil our dinner... 1.3481 0.05152 158 118 25 15
1353 That's where The Good Ship Lollipop went down. 1.3478 0.05505 138 103 22 13
1354 Trust me, we're better off here on Insulin Island. 1.3478 0.05002 138 98 32 8
1355 In many ways it is the most highly evolved and patient sea predator ever. 1.3478 0.05310 138 101 26 11
1356 Now that's my type of desserted island. 1.3478 0.05310 138 101 26 11
1357 What a difference one more “s” makes. 1.3476 0.05087 164 123 25 16
1358 This time try holding it above the water when you swim it back. 1.3475 0.05131 141 102 29 10
1359 Do you still think spelling doesn’t matter 1.3475 0.04930 141 100 33 8
1360 The sand does look sweeter on the other side. 1.3475 0.05229 141 103 27 11
1361 You've become delusional, Bob. All I see is two palms and a pile of rocks. 1.3475 0.05131 141 102 29 10
1362 It's always a surprise when your mind goes places your body can't follow. 1.3475 0.05229 141 103 27 11
1363 Good thing we landed here -- that stuff'll kill ya. 1.3475 0.04720 141 98 37 6
1364 Next time you book a vacation on your phone, do me a favor and turn off autocorrect. 1.3475 0.05031 141 101 31 9
1365 I guess being pre diabetic doesn’t mean much now. 1.3472 0.04860 144 102 34 8
1366 They say Oprah lives there and it’s mostly cauliflower. 1.3472 0.04959 144 103 32 9
1367 If you're having second thoughts, I'm a dentist. 1.3472 0.05151 144 105 28 11
1368 Swimming over is a piece of cake. 1.3472 0.05151 144 105 28 11
1369 The Good Ship Lollipop should be along any time now. 1.3472 0.04959 144 103 32 9
1370 That's the second empty calories mirage this week. 1.3472 0.04959 144 103 32 9
1371 As a dentist, I may feel more useful there. 1.3471 0.05593 121 88 24 9
1372 Just stay here. Last week it was cocktails. 1.3471 0.04665 170 123 35 12
1373 You're right, I do deserve a cheat day. 1.3471 0.04590 170 122 37 11
1374 So glad we chose the low carb deserted island package. 1.3469 0.04984 147 106 31 10
1375 So when you typed 'dessert island' into your GPS, did you spell it with one 's' or two? 1.3469 0.04984 147 106 31 10
1376 I still think it's strange we're delusional with the same sweets. 1.3469 0.04889 147 105 33 9
1377 If the sharks don't get you, diabetes will. 1.3469 0.05076 147 107 29 11
1378 They say it was run by a guy named Wonka. 1.3469 0.04793 147 104 35 8
1379 Sometimes it seems like God is really just playing games with us. 1.3469 0.04984 147 106 31 10
1380 Somewhat ironic, being shipwrecked on the Good Ship Lollypop … 1.3469 0.04595 147 102 39 6
1381 If it weren’t for that darned Autocorrect, I’d be there right now. 1.3468 0.05844 124 93 19 12
1382 It's only one "s" away. 1.3468 0.05615 124 91 23 10
1383 Just my luck, stranded with a dentist. 1.3468 0.05615 124 91 23 10
1384 If you decide to go, would you mind bringing me back a slice of cake? 1.3468 0.05497 124 90 25 9
1385 Oh, look, dessert on an island. If only there was an obvious joke I could make. 1.3467 0.04914 150 108 32 10
1386 It's either death or give up my new year's resolution. 1.3467 0.04729 150 106 36 8
1387 This time the grass may actually be greener. 1.3467 0.04914 150 108 32 10
1388 Not until you finish your palm tree. 1.3467 0.05093 150 110 28 12
1389 Come on, what's so bad about diabetes? 1.3467 0.05004 150 109 30 11
1390 You're thinking about deserting me, aren't you. 1.3467 0.04914 150 108 32 10
1391 But what if I'm right? 1.3467 0.04729 150 106 36 8
1392 Damn autocorrect put us on the wrong island. 1.3467 0.05004 150 109 30 11
1393 I said dessert island, not desert. 1.3467 0.05004 150 109 30 11
1394 Just our luck to be trapped on a deserted island, not the desserted island. 1.3465 0.05742 127 95 20 12
1395 The islands I fantasize about these days are heaped with scrambled eggs, crispy hash browns and those maple flavored sausages. 1.3464 0.05190 153 114 25 14
1396 I would just walk over there, but I don't think this Jell-O would hold me. 1.3464 0.05021 153 112 29 12
1397 Dang! Just missed the dessert island 1.3464 0.04758 153 109 35 9
1398 Really? Well I like to pretend I see pretty women reclining and drinking champagne. 1.3464 0.05106 153 113 27 13
1399 Let's get off this desert island and get on that dessert one. 1.3462 0.05035 156 115 28 13
1400 I don't mind the hallucinations so much. I just wish my subconscious mind would throw in a salad every once in a while. 1.3462 0.05429 130 95 25 10
1401 I said swim toward the dessert island, not the desert island. 1.3462 0.04783 156 112 34 10
1402 We should have taken the Good Ship Lollipop.... 1.3462 0.05318 130 94 27 9
1403 You say “hallucination” like it’s a bad thing. 1.3459 0.05234 133 96 28 9
1404 I say we go for it. Just a short swim, and we could be stranded on a desserted island. 1.3459 0.05234 133 96 28 9
1405 Sorry, I thought it was a typo. 1.3459 0.05234 133 96 28 9
1406 Nah, processed sugar will kill you. 1.3459 0.05234 133 96 28 9
1407 I don't remember Candy Land being this challenging. 1.3457 0.04901 162 119 30 13
1408 Sorry. I thought we'd be safe from temptation out here. 1.3456 0.04826 136 95 35 6
1409 He used to build erotic sand mermaids to torture me until he found out I was gay, then somehow he figured out I was diabetic. 1.3456 0.05461 136 101 23 12
1410 I mean, it's got to be a trap. 1.3456 0.05560 136 102 21 13
1411 Remind me -- what day is our cheat day? 1.3456 0.05046 136 97 31 8
1412 It must be a dessert island. 1.3455 0.06252 110 83 16 11
1413 If only I’d learnt how to spell “dessert.” 1.3455 0.04760 165 120 33 12
1414 I told you to request the desserted island. 1.3455 0.05205 165 126 21 18
1415 Resist, Jim. Swimsuit season is year-round for us now. 1.3453 0.04866 139 98 34 7
1416 There was a ferris wheel in the brochure. 1.3453 0.05178 139 101 28 10
1417 You're hallucinating again - I see two ears, two eyes a nose and a row of teeth! 1.3453 0.05659 139 106 18 15
1418 I swear to god, if you sing, "Lolipop" one more time, I will feed myself to the sharks. 1.3453 0.05566 139 105 20 14
1419 We can do better. 1.3453 0.04866 139 98 34 7
1420 It’s a deserted island 1.3453 0.05471 139 104 22 13
1421 Sure it's tempting, but eventually we would just crash again. 1.3451 0.05729 113 82 23 8
1422 No shade...No thank you! 1.3451 0.05198 142 104 27 11
1423 It wouldn't kill us to have a cheat day. 1.3451 0.05002 142 102 31 9
1424 Did you know one sugar donut takes two days off your life? 1.3451 0.05198 142 104 27 11
1425 I think the sharks have us figured out. 1.3451 0.04901 142 101 33 8
1426 Calorie High may call you. 1.3448 0.05305 145 108 24 13
1427 As long as it keeps floating closer I'm actually ok with it being a mirage.... 1.3448 0.04930 145 104 32 9
1428 As far as being marooned goes I'm glad we went traditional. 1.3448 0.05027 145 105 30 10
1429 Candy Land looked a lot bigger on the map. 1.3446 0.04862 148 106 33 9
1430 No, I said it's a desert island. 1.3446 0.04766 148 105 35 8
1431 It's a Dessert Island. Get it? 1.3446 0.04955 148 107 31 10
1432 Well, let's finish this last tree, and we can swim to dessert. 1.3446 0.04955 148 107 31 10
1433 Next year, I say we go all-inclusive. 1.3446 0.05047 148 108 29 11
1434 It's a shame about the Good Ship Lollipop... 1.3444 0.04976 151 110 30 11
1435 Better an empty stomach than empty carbs. 1.3444 0.04976 151 110 30 11
1436 Maybe the remains of the good ship lollipop? 1.3444 0.04976 151 110 30 11
1437 I don't care if there are Sharks. If you Really love me you'll swim over there and get me some cake." 1.3444 0.04796 151 108 34 9
1438 It gives new meaning to name, desserted island. 1.3444 0.05151 151 112 26 13
1439 And I thought sharks weren't that smart. 1.3444 0.05402 151 115 20 16
1440 Say 'dessert island' one more time and I'll drown you in this ocean of syrup" 1.3442 0.05078 154 114 27 13
1441 I think I saw a cartoon like this once, and I didn't think it was funny then either. 1.3442 0.04908 154 112 31 11
1442 Do you think it's the hunger or the acid? 1.3440 0.05804 125 94 19 12
1443 They're probably just as unhappy as we are. 1.3440 0.05341 125 90 27 8
1444 Funny. Always thought I'd be more of a hot chick hallucinator. 1.3440 0.05341 125 90 27 8
1445 After a week, it stops looking like a woman. 1.3439 0.04757 157 113 34 10
1446 There's two esses in "dessert." Once again, you've misspelled us into catastrophe. 1.3439 0.05247 157 119 22 16
1447 Everything I want as always just out of reach. 1.3438 0.04940 160 118 29 13
1448 I knew the ocean was filling with junk...but junk food? 1.3436 0.04797 163 119 32 12
1449 Could you please stop pointing out the irony of our being on a "desert" island? 1.3436 0.04717 163 118 34 11
1450 She’s right, though, I’ll never again misspell desert island. 1.3436 0.05028 163 122 26 15
1451 Let’s go for it. The swim over and back will burn up the extra calories. 1.3435 0.05056 131 93 31 7
1452 Dude, if you call that a sweet spot one more time, I'm going to vote you off the island. 1.3435 0.05284 131 95 27 9
1453 It's either starve to death or get diabetes. 1.3435 0.05394 131 96 25 10
1454 If the sharks don't kill you, the gluten will. 1.3434 0.04498 166 118 39 9
1455 But we've got fiber 1.3434 0.04736 166 121 33 12
1456 Yelp reviews are like 'meh.' 1.3434 0.04887 166 123 29 14
1457 If only we had landed on the desserted island. . . 1.3434 0.05107 166 126 23 17
1458 Survivor: Candyland 1.3434 0.04812 166 122 31 13
1459 Swimming lessons are a waste of time, you said. Who needs to be able to swim nowadays, you said. 1.3433 0.04750 134 93 36 5
1460 Hey, at least we are not desserted like those people over there. 1.3433 0.05308 134 98 26 10
1461 Must be survivors from the good ship lollipop 1.3431 0.05427 137 102 23 12
1462 These sharks are smarter than I thought. 1.3431 0.05327 137 101 25 11
1463 Dude .... sweet view 1.3431 0.05016 137 98 31 8
1464 A few years ago, sure, but now that kind of thing is just a distraction. 1.3431 0.05122 137 99 29 9
1465 I try to avoid highly processed foods. 1.3431 0.05427 137 102 23 12
1466 Sure it is delicious, but you can't live on it. 1.3431 0.05327 137 101 25 11
1467 I'm giving up sweets for Lent. 1.3429 0.04620 140 97 38 5
1468 Just missed a dessert island by that much! 1.3429 0.05046 140 101 30 9
1469 At least we have shade. 1.3429 0.05046 140 101 30 9
1470 We can't both be hallucinating, right? 1.3427 0.04770 143 101 35 7
1471 We're so lucky we washed up on the healthy island 1.3427 0.04973 143 103 31 9
1472 I should have checked the spelling more closely before I booked our reservations. 1.3427 0.05167 143 105 27 11
1473 It would be nice... but we have a shade tree! 1.3427 0.05071 143 104 29 10
1474 I'm guessing it's from The Wreck of the Good Ship Lollipop...? 1.3427 0.05261 143 106 25 12
1475 Then again, I'd miss the coconuts. 1.3427 0.05071 143 104 29 10
1476 Do you think that's what they meant when they said we would be receiving just desserts? 1.3425 0.05183 146 108 26 12
1477 We used to trade our coconuts for their candy, but now we’re in a tariff war with them. 1.3425 0.04805 146 104 34 8
1478 The downside of peyote. 1.3425 0.04805 146 104 34 8
1479 For the last time, it's dessert island, not desert island. 1.3423 0.05504 111 79 26 6
1480 Desert or dessert, the ultimate question. 1.3423 0.04928 149 108 31 10
1481 I wouldn't bother. They don't even use real cream. 1.3423 0.05019 149 109 29 11
1482 The cannibal on that islet is also a pastry chef. Very clever. 1.3423 0.05108 149 110 27 12
1483 What?? You don’t see it? 1.3423 0.05368 149 113 21 15
1484 Just think, if you knew how to swim, you’d be overweight 1.3423 0.05108 149 110 27 12
1485 You can go but I'm not fallin' for that old shark trick. 1.3423 0.05368 149 113 21 15
1486 I’ve always wondered what it would be like to live on a dessert island. 1.3423 0.05108 149 110 27 12
1487 Let's go. It looks dessert-ed. 1.3423 0.05196 149 111 25 13
1488 The property tax is the clincher. 1.3423 0.04444 149 103 41 5
1489 I know it’s a mirage, but I still want to go. 1.3423 0.04740 149 106 35 8
1490 Wait, your telling me it's been there the whole time! 1.3421 0.05548 114 82 25 7
1491 How many calories will we burn on the way? 1.3421 0.04769 152 109 34 9
1492 Ever hallucinate a typo? 1.3421 0.05122 152 113 26 13
1493 At least, we've got shade. 1.3421 0.04949 152 111 30 11
1494 I'm never playing Candyland stoned again 1.3421 0.04677 152 108 36 8
1495 Why couldn't we have been stranded on the dessert island? 1.3421 0.05036 152 112 28 12
1496 Is that a desserted island or what? 1.3421 0.05206 152 114 24 14
1497 At low tide you get the gluten-free selection. 1.3419 0.04617 155 110 37 8
1498 Do you want to get one and split it? 1.3419 0.05050 155 115 27 13
1499 Maybe we'll be rescued by the Good Ship Lollipop! 1.3419 0.04617 155 110 37 8
1500 Yup, global warming. It used to be Rock Candy Mountain. 1.3418 0.04816 158 115 32 11
1501 You go. I don’t want to ruin my appetite. 1.3418 0.04816 158 115 32 11
1502 The sharks in these waters are extremely clever and resourceful. Last week it was women in bikinis." 1.3418 0.04816 158 115 32 11
1503 And to think all that separates us is an "S." 1.3417 0.05613 120 88 23 9
1504 Just be patient. Tomorrow is our cheat day. 1.3413 0.04312 167 117 43 7
1505 I had hoped for more from the season finale. 1.3413 0.05060 126 89 31 6
1506 Man, one S makes a lot of difference. 1.3413 0.05764 126 95 19 12
1507 I guess flotsam from the Good Ship Lollipop 1.3413 0.05305 126 91 27 8
1508 There it is! The wreck of the Good Ship Lollypop!! 1.3412 0.04728 170 125 32 13
1509 We could have visited Candy Land, but oh no, you wanted a desert island getaway. 1.3411 0.05335 129 94 26 9
1510 Too bad we just ate. 1.3409 0.05139 132 95 29 8
1511 I guess you're right. It's dessert island after all. 1.3409 0.05359 132 97 25 10
1512 Guess we missed the boat. 1.3409 0.05025 132 94 31 7
1513 Too bad it's Lent. 1.3409 0.05139 132 95 29 8
1514 Don't even think of it. The sharks put it there. 1.3407 0.04837 135 95 34 6
1515 The Diet Island sucks 1.3407 0.05169 135 98 28 9
1516 Sure, it looks good, but that swim is no piece of cake. 1.3407 0.05169 135 98 28 9
1517 Are you sure you can't see the blonde in the skimpy bikini lying on deck chair? 1.3407 0.05060 135 97 30 8
1518 The next time I book our island vacation, remind me to use spell check 1.3407 0.05678 135 103 18 14
1519 What would you bring to a dessert island? 1.3406 0.05091 138 100 29 9
1520 I don't know, I still kind of like ours. 1.3406 0.04986 138 99 31 8
1521 Sometimes I feel like we landed on the wrong breast. 1.3406 0.04769 138 97 35 6
1522 The swim back will burn off the sugar. 1.3404 0.04914 141 101 32 8
1523 If only we’d washed up on the dessert island instead! 1.3404 0.05405 141 106 22 13
1524 Next time ask the travel agent for a dessert island. 1.3404 0.05405 141 106 22 13
1525 We're in luck. It's one of the Sarah Leeward Islands. 1.3404 0.05679 141 109 16 16
1526 You understand that consuming those will shorten our life expectancy, don't you? 1.3403 0.05322 144 108 23 13
1527 I dunno...doesn't seem worth it without the glass of milk. 1.3403 0.04743 144 102 35 7
1528 My mirage has a sense of humor today. 1.3401 0.04969 147 107 30 10
1529 Big deal! Just another dessert island. 1.3401 0.04969 147 107 30 10
1530 Do you see what I see? 1.3401 0.05153 147 109 26 12
1531 Oh, wow! It's a dessert island! 1.3401 0.05062 147 108 28 11
1532 Your continual humming of Sammy Davis Jr.'s ' The Candy Man Can' is giving me a hallucinations." 1.3401 0.05153 147 109 26 12
1533 If we go for it, do you think we'll get our just deserts, or just desserts? 1.3401 0.05331 147 111 22 14
1534 We’d need a sweet ride to get over there 1.3401 0.05418 147 112 20 15
1535 I say it's a highly decorated Portuguese man-o-war 1.3400 0.04900 150 109 31 10
1536 Now that wasn't there yesterday." 1.3400 0.04900 150 109 31 10
1537 As you typed in our destination, I told you there was another s. 1.3400 0.04900 150 109 31 10
1538 They told me in dental school there would be days like this. 1.3400 0.04317 150 103 43 4
1539 Just our luck we're on the DESERT island... 1.3400 0.05167 150 112 25 13
1540 We look just as tasty to them. 1.3399 0.04833 153 111 32 10
1541 Larry, there’s a time and there’s a place to talk about New Year’s resolutions... 1.3399 0.05008 153 113 28 12
1542 Now it's just mocking us. 1.3399 0.04921 153 112 30 11
1543 Mirage or not, I've gained five pounds just looking at it. 1.3397 0.04855 156 114 31 11
1544 But you have to admit, the coconuts were pretty good. 1.3396 0.04446 159 112 40 7
1545 A desert island or a dessert island, that is the question. 1.3396 0.04873 159 117 30 12
1546 I was hoping for the land of milk and honey, but castaways can't be choosers. 1.3396 0.04622 159 114 36 9
1547 We should've upgraded to the all-inclusive package. 1.3396 0.04707 159 115 34 10
1548 Too bad we didn’t bring our suits. 1.3396 0.04707 159 115 34 10
1549 Know what? I just don't know if I have yet another damn kids party in me. 1.3396 0.04791 159 116 32 11
1550 I’ve always dreamed of living on a dessert island. 1.3393 0.04454 168 120 39 9
1551 It's a pretty sweet island. 1.3393 0.04763 168 124 31 13
1552 I'm just saying some puns are best left unspoken. 1.3390 0.04521 177 129 36 12
1553 Reminds me of a woodland cottage I visited when I was a kid. 1.3388 0.05055 121 85 31 5
1554 I didn't believe global sea levels were rising until I saw the Big Rock Candy Mountain. 1.3388 0.05449 121 88 25 8
1555 So it IS possible to be stranded on a dessert island. 1.3387 0.05713 124 93 20 11
1556 We're so lucky to have found this 100% organic, non-GMO, Paleo friendly island. 1.3387 0.05597 124 92 22 10
1557 Is it just deserts or just desserts? 1.3387 0.05597 124 92 22 10
1558 I wish I'd persevered with swimming lessons. 1.3386 0.05502 127 94 23 10
1559 Oh look! Its America. 1.3386 0.05502 127 94 23 10
1560 I’d swim over, but those are gummy shark infested waters. 1.3386 0.05725 127 96 19 12
1561 Well we better start swimming, because your head's beginning to look like a brownie. 1.3385 0.05411 130 96 24 10
1562 Ironic. Childhood game meets iconic New Yorker cartoon. 1.3385 0.05300 130 95 26 9
1563 If there was ice cream I'd consider it. 1.3385 0.05300 130 95 26 9
1564 WE'RE SAILORS, you said. REAL SAILORS DON'T NEED TO LEARN HOW TO SWIM, you said. 1.3383 0.05106 133 96 29 8
1565 Don't be fooled, it's protected by Gummi Bears. 1.3382 0.05242 136 100 26 10
1566 If only we had The Good Ship Lollipop. 1.3382 0.05137 136 99 28 9
1567 Next time, let’s go all-inclusive. 1.3382 0.05242 136 100 26 10
1568 Somewhere out there my mother is waiting to ask if I really think I need that cake. 1.3382 0.05029 136 98 30 8
1569 What a difference a letter makes 1.3381 0.05162 139 102 27 10
1570 Apparently spellcheck doesn't work in dreams. 1.3381 0.05162 139 102 27 10
1571 I think I like the Hula Girl hallucination better. 1.3381 0.04956 139 100 31 8
1572 I just want some sushi. 1.3380 0.05085 142 104 28 10
1573 Remember Hansel and Gretel? 1.3380 0.04568 142 99 38 5
1574 I understand, but I think it’s important to be satisfied with what you have. 1.3380 0.05085 142 104 28 10
1575 Are you nuts? Haven't you ever read Hansel and Gretel? 1.3379 0.05199 145 108 25 12
1576 Our last wish and you have to misspell dessert! 1.3379 0.05012 145 106 29 10
1577 I don't know---looks like a lot less shade. 1.3379 0.05199 145 108 25 12
1578 I thought you said "dessert island." 1.3379 0.05012 145 106 29 10
1579 Oh, just for once, Claire, let the diet go. 1.3379 0.04716 145 103 35 7
1580 It's not 'between meals' if it takes all day to get there. 1.3379 0.05106 145 107 27 11
1581 Probably too many kids over there. 1.3378 0.04653 148 105 36 7
1582 OK -- but I still see women drinking beer. 1.3378 0.04941 148 108 30 10
1583 It’s a dessert mirage, John, and it’s much worse than a desert mirage. 1.3378 0.05123 148 110 26 12
1584 I'm more a 'savoury' person. 1.3378 0.04941 148 108 30 10
1585 And to think, we could be on a dessert island. 1.3378 0.05123 148 110 26 12
1586 Gene Wilder. You? 1.3378 0.05033 148 109 28 11
1587 I told you my fantasy was to be stuck on a desserted island. 1.3378 0.05033 148 109 28 11
1588 You know it's two palm trees and a couple of guys just like us, right? 1.3377 0.04962 151 111 29 11
1589 You go, you gorge, you wait a half hour, and then you swim back. 1.3377 0.04688 151 108 35 8
1590 It's a mirage. We've been living on sushi for weeks. 1.3377 0.04593 151 107 37 7
1591 The sharks out here never stop trying. 1.3377 0.04873 151 110 31 10
1592 I said deserted island. 1.3377 0.04894 154 113 30 11
1593 No. See, this one is "deserted". No extra "s". 1.3377 0.04807 154 112 32 10
1594 It's just as well; neither of us has a toothbrush. 1.3377 0.04807 154 112 32 10
1595 One ‘s’ makes a helluva difference. 1.3376 0.04995 157 117 27 13
1596 The swim should cancel out the calories 1.3375 0.04682 160 116 34 10
1597 Yeah, but the wi-fi is lousy. 1.3375 0.04423 160 113 40 7
1598 I would, but I didn't bring my toothbrush. 1.3374 0.04623 163 118 35 10
1599 If only there was a root beer float. 1.3374 0.05091 163 124 23 16
1600 No point, it looks deserted. 1.3373 0.04876 166 124 28 14
1601 It's more fun than Easter Island 1.3373 0.04403 166 118 40 8
1602 We've been dessert-ed. 1.3372 0.04608 172 126 34 12
1603 I saw sharks in the water, but now I'm thinking they're gummy sharks. 1.3371 0.04695 175 130 31 14
1604 The Ancient Mariners called it Diabetes Island. 1.3371 0.04695 175 130 31 14
1605 I had no idea stranded on a dessert island was even an option. 1.3362 0.05604 116 85 23 8
1606 I always knew dessert island was more than just a typo. 1.3360 0.05896 125 96 16 13
1607 What lousy luck--we could've washed up on a dessert island. 1.3359 0.05116 128 92 29 7
1608 It’s our just desserts. 1.3359 0.05235 128 93 27 8
1609 Well I think we’ve earned a cheat meal by now. 1.3359 0.05266 131 96 26 9
1610 We're deserted. We could be desserted. 1.3359 0.05376 131 97 24 10
1611 But no, you wanted the no-frills island vacation! 1.3358 0.04962 134 96 31 7
1612 Why couldn't we have ended up on a dessert island?!? 1.3358 0.05396 134 100 23 11
1613 No, can't be. New Yorker editors would have caught that typo. 1.3358 0.05184 134 98 27 9
1614 I was seriously hoping you could swim. 1.3358 0.05074 134 97 29 8
1615 I'm not scared, I just don't have a toothbrush. 1.3358 0.05209 137 101 26 10
1616 Of all the desert islands cartoons clichés, in all the world, we had to wash up here. 1.3358 0.05105 137 100 28 9
1617 The sharks are getting smarter every day. 1.3358 0.04999 137 99 30 8
1618 Francine was delicious, but I have a hankering for something sweet. 1.3358 0.05311 137 102 24 11
1619 Is it worth burning our skin in the hot fudge to get there? 1.3357 0.05423 140 106 21 13
1620 It evokes The Grass is Greener... but with the threat of drowning. 1.3357 0.04713 140 99 35 6
1621 The Candy Man can. 1.3357 0.05029 140 102 29 9
1622 I knew we should have upgraded..... 1.3357 0.05423 140 106 21 13
1623 I say here—that island is desserted. 1.3357 0.05246 143 107 24 12
1624 The Rockettes. Why? What do you see? 1.3357 0.04957 143 104 30 9
1625 It's really my fault--when I was seven I wished for this. 1.3357 0.05152 143 106 26 11
1626 Learning to swim would've been sweet. 1.3356 0.05169 146 109 25 12
1627 I don't know, how do they pair with fish? 1.3356 0.04789 146 105 33 8
1628 I've got a craving for something salty. 1.3356 0.05076 146 108 27 11
1629 I said the DESSERT island would be fun. 1.3356 0.04887 146 106 31 9
1630 Just deserts, you say? 1.3356 0.04887 146 106 31 9
1631 It's the wreck of the Good Ship Lollipop. 1.3356 0.05094 149 111 26 12
1632 'Let's take a cruise, Hansel,' you said. 'What could possibly happen?' you said. 1.3356 0.05182 149 112 24 13
1633 We will totally burn off the calories when we swim back. 1.3356 0.05182 149 112 24 13
1634 Did you run spell check when you booked our reservations for Dessert Island? 1.3356 0.04913 149 109 30 10
1635 Maybe it’s a typo, but desserted was a common misspelling in the days before autocorrect. 1.3356 0.04627 149 106 36 7
1636 Our island is deserted, theirs is desserted. 1.3355 0.05108 152 114 25 13
1637 My bad. When I saw 'dessert island' on the map, I thought it was a typo. 1.3355 0.04602 155 111 36 8
1638 It's all artificial. We have a tree. 1.3355 0.04781 155 113 32 10
1639 Hal, is this your mirage or mine? 1.3355 0.04602 155 111 36 8
1640 At least we have a choice: death by starvation or death by diabetes. 1.3355 0.04781 155 113 32 10
1641 I don't know Mark, I feel more like chips and guac. 1.3355 0.04602 155 111 36 8
1642 I think it is a trap. Looks all artificially sweetened. 1.3354 0.04455 158 112 39 7
1643 So it WAS the Good Ship Lollipop that went down in last night’s storm. 1.3354 0.04803 158 116 31 11
1644 Let's wait for our cheat day 1.3354 0.04968 158 118 27 13
1645 Don’t worry, we’ll work the calories off on the way back 1.3354 0.04363 158 111 41 6
1646 That other island looks pretty sweet. 1.3354 0.04363 158 111 41 6
1647 On the other hand, the swim over would burn off the calories. 1.3354 0.04488 161 115 38 8
1648 Well we’d burn off the calories swimming over, right? 1.3354 0.04740 161 118 32 11
1649 You said if we built this people would come. 1.3353 0.04924 167 126 26 15
1650 Bring me back one with sprinkles. 1.3353 0.04699 167 123 32 12
1651 But how do you KNOW it's a mirage? 1.3353 0.04566 170 124 35 11
1652 Surviving over there would be a cakewalk. 1.3333 0.05278 138 103 24 11
1653 I know it looks good, but trust me, it's all coconut. 1.3333 0.05215 144 108 24 12
1654 Are you sure those last painkillers were advil? 1.3333 0.05228 147 111 23 13
1655 What if they're wrong about sugar? 1.3333 0.05121 144 107 26 11
1656 I don’t see it. 1.3333 0.04412 165 118 39 8
1657 It used to be 'The Big Rock Candy Mountain', before global warming. 1.3333 0.05657 132 101 18 13
1658 What is the one thing you’d want with you if you were stranded on a desserted island? 1.3333 0.04792 141 101 33 7
1659 As hallucinations go, this is a great one. 1.3333 0.05361 135 101 23 11
1660 I try to avoid the candy isle. 1.3333 0.05138 147 110 25 12
1661 I’m finally at my perfect weight so it’s a good thing that I can’t swim. 1.3333 0.05257 135 100 25 10
1662 Just empty calories. 1.3333 0.05215 144 108 24 12
1663 It was the good ship Lollipop until it sank. 1.3333 0.05047 147 109 27 11
1664 Still think those swim lessons are 'dumb and unnecessary?' 1.3333 0.04932 135 97 31 7
1665 We finally found the world’s most dessert-ed island! 1.3333 0.05043 135 98 29 8
1666 We should have specified 'desserted.' 1.3333 0.04819 153 112 31 10
1667 The question is...do the sharks want us as much as we want candy. 1.3333 0.04999 141 103 29 9
1668 Exactly. That's where Louis Stevenson wrote "Dessert Island". 1.3333 0.05232 132 97 26 9
1669 I'll pass. I'm still queasy from eating this island. 1.3333 0.05228 147 111 23 13
1670 Five dollar delivery fee? Forget about it. 1.3333 0.04792 150 109 32 9
1671 Don’t get me wrong, it’s nice. I’m just uncomfortable with the gentrification. 1.3333 0.04729 153 111 33 9
1672 At least we don't have an ant problem 1.3333 0.05361 135 101 23 11
1673 It was settled in 1934 when Shirley Temple ran aground. 1.3333 0.04769 132 93 34 5
1674 I heard it’s for “Survivor”, the pastry chef season 1.3333 0.04928 144 105 30 9
1675 Trust me. It’s time to eat gluten again. 1.3333 0.04859 147 107 31 9
1676 Please don't try to sugar-coat our situation. 1.3333 0.04467 171 124 37 10
1677 And I thought “Dessert Island” was a typo. 1.3333 0.05074 138 101 28 9
1678 Maybe we should consider a cheat day. 1.3333 0.04608 159 115 35 9
1679 I may have not proofread the email to the travel agent 1.3333 0.04729 153 111 33 9
1680 No, you’ll ruin your appetite for Dinner Island. 1.3333 0.04976 150 111 28 11
1681 Kind of ironic that both of us are diabetic. 1.3333 0.04885 150 110 30 10
1682 Finally, I have imagined something that might possibly be tastier than you. 1.3333 0.04841 156 115 30 11
1683 After you do your chores. 1.3333 0.04729 153 111 33 9
1684 I always forget. Are we stranded on the ‘desert’ or ‘dessert’ island? 1.3333 0.05404 126 93 24 9
1685 I can't believe I'm stuck here with my dentist! 1.3333 0.05025 144 106 28 10
1686 I still don't get why you swam to THIS island. 1.3333 0.05341 132 98 24 10
1687 Wow! Who'd think fermented coconut milk could do this. 1.3333 0.05482 141 108 19 14
1688 Where's the beef? 1.3333 0.05047 147 109 27 11
1689 Just my luck. Stranded here with my dentist. 1.3333 0.05341 132 98 24 10
1690 Cavities, diabetes or starvation ? At least we have choices! 1.3333 0.04999 141 103 29 9
1691 You wished for candy? 1.3333 0.04907 153 113 29 11
1692 Aww, you remembered. 1.3333 0.04726 144 103 34 7
1693 Spelling and pronunciation are vital. It thinks it's a dessert island. 1.3333 0.05043 135 98 29 8
1694 Just as well, my insulin went down with the ship. 1.3333 0.04828 144 104 32 8
1695 Sweet dreams are made of this.... 1.3333 0.04819 153 112 31 10
1696 It takes will power. 1.3333 0.05047 147 109 27 11
1697 Really? Wish I had your imagination. I'm just seeing the old cliche turkey and all the trimmings. 1.3333 0.05177 138 102 26 10
1698 You leave out one lousy ‘S’! 1.3333 0.04861 138 99 32 7
1699 Spelling Bee Champion, eh? 1.3314 0.04821 175 133 26 16
1700 Regardless, it’s all just empty calories. 1.3314 0.04683 175 131 30 14
1701 So. What do you want to talk about? 1.3314 0.04521 172 126 35 11
1702 Hopefully we'll burn it all off swimming back here. 1.3314 0.04595 172 127 33 12
1703 The bright side is that we’ll burn all the calories on the swim back 1.3313 0.04527 163 118 36 9
1704 I'd rather have savory. 1.3313 0.04927 163 123 26 14
1705 That genie is just trolling us now 1.3313 0.04915 160 120 27 13
1706 I just don't want to have to deal with the ants. 1.3313 0.04668 160 117 33 10
1707 Look,Hansel,we fell for that trap once before and ended up with a homicide charge to answer for. 1.3313 0.04915 160 120 27 13
1708 On second thought I’d prefer diabetes to rising sea levels. 1.3313 0.05072 160 122 23 15
1709 Yeah, but the sweets are always sweeter on the other side. 1.3312 0.04899 157 117 28 12
1710 You think they need any shredded coconut? 1.3312 0.04729 157 115 32 10
1711 And here I thought it was only a board game... 1.3312 0.04463 157 112 38 7
1712 We're fine as long as the iced caps don't melt. 1.3312 0.04899 157 117 28 12
1713 Only a fool would embrace socialism when we enjoy all this freedom. 1.3312 0.04703 154 112 33 9
1714 I guess this is better than being stranded AND getting diabetes. 1.3312 0.04792 154 113 31 10
1715 Is it a mirage or a merengue? 1.3312 0.04792 154 113 31 10
1716 Why'd we have to have the cartoonist with spell check? 1.3312 0.04966 154 115 27 12
1717 I would rather DIE than eat processed sugar. 1.3312 0.04703 154 112 33 9
1718 Life sucks. 1.3311 0.04672 151 109 34 8
1719 Nice One! My turn. I wish it was a huge flat screen TV. 1.3311 0.04766 151 110 32 9
1720 It’s called the North Beach Diet. If you survive the swim, you can eat whatever the hell you want... Leslie Hardin summit, NJ 1.3311 0.04577 151 108 36 7
1721 I always thought "dessert-ed island" was just a typo. 1.3311 0.04577 151 108 36 7
1722 No, it's not a mirage, just another dessert island. 1.3311 0.04831 148 108 31 9
1723 Great, now I'll be stranded AND diabetic. 1.3311 0.05018 148 110 27 11
1724 Sure it’s sweet, but we’re iconic. 1.3311 0.05285 148 113 21 14
1725 The quality of our mirages has improved. 1.3311 0.04831 148 108 31 9
1726 This is why diabetics should avoid hallucinogens. 1.3311 0.04637 148 106 35 7
1727 This is a diabetic's version of Hell, right? 1.3311 0.05285 148 113 21 14
1728 I always hallucinate on day 3 of the keto diet. 1.3310 0.05184 145 109 24 12
1729 That's mine, so it's your turn to hallucinate. 1.3310 0.04800 145 105 32 8
1730 You couldn’t hallucinate a comely waitress with the dessert cart? And a friend? And a boat? 1.3310 0.04899 145 106 30 9
1731 I don't like the way they're looking at us, Carl. 1.3310 0.04699 145 104 34 7
1732 'Desert, dessert.' Big difference. 1.3310 0.05091 145 108 26 11
1733 Tough call. Death by starvation or diabetes? 1.3310 0.04800 145 105 32 8
1734 How many calories do you suppose we can burn off swimming there and back? 1.3310 0.04699 145 104 34 7
1735 Want to hop over to the dessert island?" "Nah, it's clearly a typo. 1.3310 0.05275 145 110 22 13
1736 This temptation island diet is tough. 1.3310 0.04699 145 104 34 7
1737 And not a stitch of clothes! What do you see? 1.3310 0.05275 145 110 22 13
1738 I always thought it was spelled ‘deserted’. 1.3310 0.05184 145 109 24 12
1739 This makes clear the important difference between desert and dessert. 1.3310 0.04969 142 104 29 9
1740 Here comes the dessert tray- let's split something! 1.3310 0.04969 142 104 29 9
1741 Honestly, I'm more of a Chutes and Ladders guy. 1.3310 0.05262 142 107 23 12
1742 Salt. Fat. Sugar. Definitely from USA. 1.3309 0.05344 139 105 22 12
1743 Don't worry. We'll burn it off swimming back. 1.3309 0.05245 139 104 24 11
1744 I must be hypoglycemic Joe. I think I'm seeing a dessert island. 1.3309 0.04938 139 101 30 8
1745 ...but you just know the cake has a soggy bottom. 1.3309 0.04938 139 101 30 8
1746 Is it correct to say "desserted' island? 1.3309 0.05344 139 105 22 12
1747 They say the Good Ship Lollipop went down in these parts. 1.3309 0.04789 136 97 33 6
1748 I just look and I gain 10 pounds! 1.3309 0.04902 136 98 31 7
1749 Either that's a mirage or we're suddenly in a Far Side cartoon. 1.3309 0.05328 136 102 23 11
1750 When will you realize that dessert has two "s's" and not one? 1.3309 0.05224 136 101 25 10
1751 I sure wish we had ended up on the dessert island instead. 1.3309 0.05224 136 101 25 10
1752 At least we've got a sweet view... 1.3309 0.05011 136 99 29 8
1753 Just our luck. We could have been marooned on a dessert island. 1.3308 0.04859 133 95 32 6
1754 “No, it’s not your imagination, it’s your grammar.” 1.3308 0.05517 133 101 20 12
1755 Why couldn't we have landed on a dessert island? 1.3308 0.05198 133 98 26 9
1756 Sure we could, but it would spoil our supper. 1.3308 0.05393 130 97 23 10
1757 Why couldn't we get stranded on the dessert island? 1.3308 0.05393 130 97 23 10
1758 Sure, it looks like a good idea now, but you'll feel terrible in the morning. 1.3308 0.04931 130 93 31 6
1759 They did try to offer us a sweeter package, Jim. 1.3307 0.05007 127 91 30 6
1760 Just our luck to have washed up on the desert island instead of the dessert island. 1.3306 0.05796 121 92 18 11
1761 Maybe I should have just wished for a rescue ship. 1.3304 0.05888 115 87 18 10
1762 You go on ahead. I’m more of a ‘savory’ person. 1.3293 0.04763 167 125 29 13
1763 I wish we were stranded on the dessert island. 1.3293 0.04763 167 125 29 13
1764 Until now, I never realized how important an s could be. 1.3293 0.04450 167 121 37 9
1765 Really? I see Kate Upton and Jennifer Lawrence. 1.3292 0.04727 161 119 31 11
1766 I believe those are the Dutch West Candies. 1.3292 0.04808 161 120 29 12
1767 I won’t tell if you won’t. 1.3292 0.04560 161 117 35 9
1768 Still prefer the tropical vibe? 1.3291 0.04872 158 118 28 12
1769 I don't have to swim faster than the sharks. I just have to swim faster than you. 1.3291 0.04704 158 116 32 10
1770 Is it deserted or desserted? 1.3291 0.04704 158 116 32 10
1771 How was I to know that wishes came with spellcheck? 1.3291 0.04954 158 119 26 13
1772 That Lollipop. She sure was a good ship. 1.3291 0.04704 158 116 32 10
1773 That's the Pinterest version. 1.3291 0.04529 158 114 36 8
1774 I hated that game 1.3291 0.05114 158 121 22 15
1775 Well, at least the realtor wasn't lying about the sweet view. 1.3291 0.05035 158 120 24 14
1776 You'll spoil your appetite. 1.3291 0.04617 158 115 34 9
1777 We could get there, if only we had some chutes and ladders. 1.3290 0.04766 155 114 31 10
1778 Hmm...choices, choices: a desert island or a dessert island? 1.3290 0.04939 155 116 27 12
1779 If the sharks don't get you, the diabetes will. 1.3290 0.04677 155 113 33 9
1780 We'd probably die faster there. 1.3290 0.04939 155 116 27 12
1781 If anyone deserves a pass on breaking New Year's resolutions, it's us. 1.3289 0.04646 152 110 34 8
1782 Here me out. The candy canes will work as paddles and I’m pretty sure the donut will float. 1.3289 0.05262 152 117 20 15
1783 Big Rock Candy Mountain, post climate change. 1.3289 0.04920 152 113 28 11
1784 But no! You wouldn’t take the upgrade! 1.3289 0.04920 152 113 28 11
1785 If we swim there and back, we ‘ll work off the sugar and carbs. 1.3289 0.04455 152 108 38 6
1786 I was thinking maybe a nine iron. 1.3289 0.04830 152 112 30 10
1787 They’re the survivors of the Good Ship Lollipop. 1.3289 0.05079 149 112 25 12
1788 Let's grab a treat and then wait for the girl mirage to return. 1.3289 0.04897 149 110 29 10
1789 Just our luck to land on the DESERT island, rather than the DESSERT island! 1.3289 0.04804 149 109 31 9
1790 Given a choice, I'd rather be stranded on a dessert island. 1.3289 0.04804 149 109 31 9
1791 Is that the good ship lollipop or am I hallucinating again? 1.3289 0.04708 149 108 33 8
1792 It's a simple plan. Let me spell it out. We leave this desert island, and go to the dessert island! 1.3289 0.04989 149 111 27 11
1793 Must be American 1.3288 0.04871 146 107 30 9
1794 Could be shark bait. 1.3288 0.04673 146 105 34 7
1795 We’re on the wrong desserted island. 1.3288 0.04673 146 105 34 7
1796 Well, we have the tree. 1.3288 0.05061 146 109 26 11
1797 Candy Crush withdrawal will do that to you. 1.3288 0.04773 146 106 32 8
1798 It's a common typo mirage. 1.3288 0.05153 146 110 24 12
1799 I'm waiting until Lent is over. 1.3288 0.04466 146 103 38 5
1800 Mirage or not, I'm going for it. 1.3287 0.05230 143 108 23 12
1801 Talk about a Desserted Island.... 1.3287 0.05135 143 107 25 11
1802 That mirage must be yours because mine is wine ,women and song. 1.3287 0.05039 143 106 27 10
1803 Ok ok that’s your fantasy. Now let’s do mine again. 1.3287 0.05039 143 106 27 10
1804 It hasn’t moved in at least twenty minutes. Maybe we should go for it. 1.3287 0.04940 143 105 29 9
1805 You know, I just don't have the sweet tooth that I used to. 1.3286 0.05311 140 106 22 12
1806 I didn't think they were serious when they said "dessert-ed island vacation"... 1.3286 0.05114 140 104 26 10
1807 What did you expect, The Good Ship Lollipop? 1.3286 0.05012 140 103 28 9
1808 Must be part of the Pacific Ocean garbage patch. 1.3285 0.05087 137 101 27 9
1809 I’m more of a savory guy. 1.3285 0.04760 137 98 33 6
1810 I meant THAT kind of desserted island. 1.3285 0.05192 137 102 25 10
1811 I'd love to, but I have to keep my beach body. 1.3285 0.05087 137 101 27 9
1812 The next time we order a vacation package, we really have to double-check our spelling. 1.3284 0.04943 134 97 30 7
1813 Russian sub? 1.3284 0.05273 134 100 24 10
1814 Now THAT'S what I call a "desserted" island! Ha Ha Ha. Am I right? Jeff? Jeffery? 1.3284 0.05781 134 105 14 15
1815 Sweet view, isn’t it? 1.3282 0.05358 131 98 23 10
1816 I would try but I’m afraid of the Gummi sharks. 1.3282 0.04900 131 94 31 6
1817 Not interested. Swimsuit Season is right around the corner. 1.3282 0.05247 131 97 25 9
1818 Looks tempting but maybe we should wait for Bill to come back. 1.3282 0.05134 131 96 27 8
1819 Now we know what happened to the Good Ship Lollipop. 1.3282 0.05466 131 99 21 11
1820 God, I'm sick of coconut. 1.3282 0.05247 131 97 25 9
1821 You go ahead, I'm watching my sugar. 1.3281 0.05216 128 94 26 8
1822 That whale will do anything for attention. 1.3281 0.05216 128 94 26 8
1823 Amazon's same day dessert tray delivery anywhere on earth is here. 1.3279 0.05132 122 88 28 6
1824 Frankly, I'm more of a savory guy. 1.3275 0.04530 171 126 34 11
1825 Yeah, that's where the Good Ship Lollipop ran aground. 1.3273 0.04643 165 122 32 11
1826 Although clearly tempting, they were not sure they should visit Hansel and Gretel Island 1.3273 0.04722 165 123 30 12
1827 Taxes are cheaper here. 1.3272 0.04862 162 122 27 13
1828 That second 'S' makes all the difference. 1.3272 0.04783 162 121 29 12
1829 Honestly I was hoping I’d see naked ladies. 1.3272 0.04702 162 120 31 11
1830 It's Weight Watchers new desert island program. 1.3269 0.04740 156 115 31 10
1831 We're so close I can almost taste it. 1.3269 0.04652 156 114 33 9
1832 Desert the deserted desert island for the deserted desserts island - say it ten times fast. And then, let's do it. 1.3269 0.04826 156 116 29 11
1833 The Realtor did say we were "Candyland adjacent." 1.3269 0.04562 156 113 35 8
1834 Yes, I see the irony - you're diabetic and I can't swim. So, move it. 1.3269 0.04911 156 117 27 12
1835 That wasn't a typo after all. 1.3268 0.04979 153 115 26 12
1836 As mirages go, this one is pretty lush. 1.3268 0.04804 153 113 30 10
1837 Yeah, but think of the ants. 1.3268 0.04621 153 111 34 8
1838 Some dessert islands are better than others. 1.3268 0.04333 153 108 40 5
1839 We could try Uber Eats 1.3267 0.05138 150 114 23 13
1840 It's probably just a misspelling. 1.3267 0.04869 150 111 29 10
1841 Go ahead if you want. I'm waiting for the Good Ship Lollipop 1.3267 0.04869 150 111 29 10
1842 Yeah, I thought I typed Dessert Isle too. 1.3267 0.05138 150 114 23 13
1843 Would it have killed anyone to strand us on the dessert island instead? 1.3267 0.04869 150 111 29 10
1844 Of course it's a figment of my imagination, but I'm still gonna post it on Instagram. 1.3267 0.05050 150 113 25 12
1845 They look great from a distance, but up close it's just seeds and flower petals pasted on to styrofoam shapes. 1.3265 0.04938 147 109 28 10
1846 Lucky we're in their delivery area 1.3265 0.05031 147 110 26 11
1847 Before climate change, it was a sugar candy mountain. 1.3265 0.05031 147 110 26 11
1848 I told you when you booked, "Dessert Island," two s's. But no. 1.3265 0.04938 147 109 28 10
1849 Let's see who can go longer without thinking about it. 1.3264 0.05105 144 108 25 11
1850 It's all yours; I'm waiting for the Good Ship Lollipop. 1.3264 0.05199 144 109 23 12
1851 If we're not rescued soon, I'm going to have to rethink the low carb diet. 1.3264 0.04811 144 105 31 8
1852 I say no. They don't have milk. 1.3264 0.05199 144 109 23 12
1853 You're being tested, bro. Keto is a commitment! 1.3264 0.05009 144 107 27 10
1854 The neighbor's island always looks sweeter. 1.3264 0.04811 144 105 31 8
1855 Ironic that we're on a desert island and that is a dessert island 1.3264 0.05199 144 109 23 12
1856 Is it a trick or treat? 1.3264 0.05105 144 108 25 11
1857 Looks like Global Warming really hit the North Pole hard... 1.3264 0.05105 144 108 25 11
1858 It's technically not a homophone. 1.3264 0.05199 144 109 23 12
1859 When you said South Beach diet, this isn’t what I had in mind. 1.3264 0.04911 144 106 29 9
1860 I’m rethinking my diet. 1.3264 0.04498 144 102 37 5
1861 I've heard of desert islands, but never dessert islands. 1.3264 0.04709 144 104 33 7
1862 See - a good decorator makes the square footage look so much bigger. 1.3264 0.04811 144 105 31 8
1863 I call it desserted island. 1.3264 0.05292 144 110 21 13
1864 I think we chose the wrong desserted island. This is why spelling is important. 1.3262 0.05181 141 106 24 11
1865 Looks like the Good Ship Lollipop sunk too. 1.3262 0.04879 141 103 30 8
1866 I'm going to wait for the Sandwich Isle. 1.3262 0.04982 141 104 28 9
1867 It’s too commercial for me anyway. Ours is more gritty and real, like the old Times Square 1.3262 0.05083 141 105 26 10
1868 I really don’t think the palm tree will care. 1.3262 0.05181 141 106 24 11
1869 Boy, that island sure looks sweet... 1.3261 0.04950 138 101 29 8
1870 I’d rather be marooned on a dessert island. 1.3261 0.04950 138 101 29 8
1871 Somebody else's island always looks sweeter. 1.3260 0.04283 181 132 39 10
1872 I just don't feel like I have room for dessert. 1.3259 0.05024 135 99 28 8
1873 I don’t know. What do you think men fantasize about? 1.3259 0.05239 135 101 24 10
1874 Let's hope it's a stopover for the Good Ship Lollipop. 1.3259 0.05133 135 100 26 9
1875 As your dentist, sometimes I’m going to suggest things you’re not going to like. 1.3259 0.05133 135 100 26 9
1876 Look closely...two of those little tarts are eyes. 1.3259 0.04799 135 97 32 6
1877 You were the one who said "we'll need shade." 1.3259 0.05344 135 102 22 11
1878 And you call this a desserted island? 1.3259 0.04799 135 97 32 6
1879 What a different one "s" can make. 1.3259 0.05024 135 99 28 8
1880 I wish we were on dessert island 1.3258 0.05101 132 97 27 8
1881 I told you there was a second S 1.3254 0.04562 169 125 33 11
1882 Do you think sharks can bake? 1.3254 0.04714 169 127 29 13
1883 And you thought shade would be more important. 1.3254 0.04485 169 124 35 10
1884 Nah... I'm good. I've just started the Keto Diet. 1.3254 0.05143 126 92 27 7
1885 Guess our island isn't as dessert-ed as we thought 1.3254 0.05018 126 91 29 6
1886 So, I have this idea for a boardgame.... 1.3254 0.04758 126 89 33 4
1887 As a mirage it doesn’t have to meet the Dietary Guidelines. 1.3252 0.04914 163 124 25 14
1888 Survivors from the good ship Lollypop 1.3250 0.04654 160 118 32 10
1889 I'll race you! 1.3248 0.04967 157 119 25 13
1890 ...are you kidding? all that processed sugar? no way. 1.3248 0.04627 157 115 33 9
1891 One s makes all the difference in the world. 1.3247 0.04596 154 112 34 8
1892 So, we underestimated the sharks. 1.3247 0.05036 154 117 24 13
1893 I wished to be on a 'dessert' island too. Damn spellcheck! 1.3247 0.05036 154 117 24 13
1894 You go for it. I’m cutting back on sugar. 1.3247 0.04503 154 111 36 7
1895 You see it too, right? 1.3247 0.04407 154 110 38 6
1896 Careful, it's an iced-berg. Most of the sugar is below the surface. 1.3247 0.04777 154 114 30 10
1897 If we just had a chute and ladders. 1.3246 0.05777 114 86 19 9
1898 I thought you said to swim for the desert island. 1.3245 0.04932 151 113 27 11
1899 It's just one of those "the grass is greener" situations. 1.3245 0.04462 151 108 37 6
1900 We don't have dental coverage. 1.3245 0.04842 151 112 29 10
1901 It's always sweeter on the other side. 1.3245 0.05108 151 115 23 13
1902 S w e e t ! 1.3245 0.04842 151 112 29 10
1903 I’m so happy it came in time for your birthday! 1.3245 0.04750 151 111 31 9
1904 We were off by one 's'. 1.3243 0.04909 148 110 28 10
1905 I liked The Food Network better when they were just on cable. 1.3243 0.04909 148 110 28 10
1906 Your right, the view is better from over here. 1.3243 0.04815 148 109 30 9
1907 Really, George? Of all the times not to use spellcheck? 1.3243 0.04718 148 108 32 8
1908 Dang auto correct! 1.3243 0.04620 148 107 34 7
1909 Is it still considered a cheat meal if you haven't eaten in six days? 1.3243 0.04718 148 108 32 8
1910 Since I started my cleanse everything looks like junk food. 1.3243 0.04909 148 110 28 10
1911 It looks like the island is deserted. 1.3243 0.05093 148 112 24 12
1912 Okay, so pretend you were stranded on a dessert island... 1.3243 0.04815 148 109 30 9
1913 It's a shame what climate change did to the Big Rock Candy Mountain. 1.3241 0.05260 145 111 21 13
1914 I’m diabetic and I can’t swim, so it’s a win-win for me! 1.3241 0.04578 145 104 35 6
1915 I say we swim for it. What do you think, Gretel? 1.3241 0.04682 145 105 33 7
1916 So it's just another birthday when you can't quite get my gift right. 1.3241 0.05074 145 109 25 11
1917 We have coconuts, they don't! 1.3241 0.04783 145 106 31 8
1918 If only it wasn’t shark week. 1.3241 0.04783 145 106 31 8
1919 The Good Ship Lollipop shipwrecked there. 1.3239 0.05052 142 106 26 10
1920 Don't be ridiculous, it's swimsuit season. 1.3239 0.04952 142 105 28 9
1921 Well, Steve, this year you've really gone overboard for Valentine's Day. 1.3239 0.05246 142 108 22 12
1922 You SERIOUSLY didn't see that one when we landed? SERIOUSLY 1.3239 0.05052 142 106 26 10
1923 I know it's a mirage, but I just like looking at it. 1.3237 0.05127 139 104 25 10
1924 On the other hand, dates are higher in fiber, and the palm fronds provide more shade. 1.3237 0.04703 139 100 33 6
1925 Now look at where your dyslexia has landed us -- 1.3237 0.04703 139 100 33 6
1926 I call it the Mediterranean Diet. 1.3237 0.05127 139 104 25 10
1927 I don't know...I've been doing really well with my cleanse 1.3237 0.05127 139 104 25 10
1928 Have we got a chute or a ladder laying around here? 1.3237 0.04920 139 102 29 8
1929 'I mean, it's okay. But it's really nothing compared to the Spice Island.' 1.3235 0.05101 136 101 26 9
1930 Do you think the ingredients are locally sourced ? 1.3235 0.05101 136 101 26 9
1931 Brings new meaning to a deserted island 1.3235 0.05101 136 101 26 9
1932 We never should have skipped those swim lessons 1.3235 0.04993 136 100 28 8
1933 You go ahead. I don't want to spoil my appetite. 1.3235 0.04993 136 100 28 8
1934 You do realize there's not a dentist in 5,000 miles, right? 1.3235 0.04993 136 100 28 8
1935 It's either a misspelling or a mirage. 1.3235 0.04882 136 99 30 7
1936 "We could call it the Mediterranean Diet, but no one will believe us. 1.3234 0.04516 167 123 34 10
1937 Looks like it's either climate change or diabetes that will be the end of us! 1.3233 0.05179 133 99 25 9
1938 Nutritionally we’d still be starving. 1.3233 0.04597 133 94 35 4
1939 Do you think they want to eat us too? 1.3233 0.05602 133 103 17 13
1940 I have a sinking feeling it's not gluten-free. 1.3233 0.05395 133 101 21 11
1941 Some cartoonists just can't spell 1.3233 0.04955 133 97 29 7
1942 Don’t fall for it... the sharks put it there as bait. 1.3231 0.05262 130 97 24 9
1943 Now we just need the Good Ship Lolipop to get us there 1.3230 0.04953 161 123 24 14
1944 Don't blame the travel agent, learn how to spell. 1.3230 0.04794 161 121 28 12
1945 My survival instinct says yes but my love handles say no. 1.3228 0.04985 127 92 29 6
1946 Is that a desserted island? 1.3228 0.05463 127 96 21 10
1947 I said book the 'dessert' island, not the 'desert' island. 1.3228 0.04858 158 119 27 12
1948 Did you wish for a desert or a dessert island? 1.3228 0.04602 158 116 33 9
1949 We probably couldn’t afford the rent anyway. 1.3228 0.04689 158 117 31 10
1950 Good thing the sharks in these waters don't have any teeth 1.3228 0.04858 158 119 27 12
1951 Ya, it’s kinda like the greener grass thing. 1.3226 0.05438 124 93 22 9
1952 Yeah, but do you see any shade? 1.3226 0.04571 155 113 34 8
1953 Your third item can't be another island. 1.3226 0.05316 124 92 24 8
1954 I wonder where Savory island is... 1.3226 0.04838 155 116 28 11
1955 Nah. I'm in the mood for something savory. 1.3226 0.05063 124 90 28 6
1956 Sure, it's tempting, but it's a short-term fix. 1.3224 0.04723 152 112 31 9
1957 Calories don't count when you're far out into international waters 1.3224 0.04630 152 111 33 8
1958 Just my luck. Stranded and a diabetic! 1.3224 0.04630 152 111 33 8
1959 I can't believe we're stuck here because you can't spell! 1.3224 0.04992 152 115 25 12
1960 Even here I have this feeling that the neighbor’s lawn is greener than mine. 1.3224 0.05079 152 116 23 13
1961 I'm never booking through Expedia ever again. 1.3224 0.04815 152 113 29 10
1962 We could never survive there. Those are all empty calories. 1.3223 0.05532 121 91 21 9
1963 Stop overthinking it Bob! Just go over there and ask if we can borrow a cup of brown sugar. 1.3221 0.04494 149 107 36 6
1964 Rising sea levels are even impacting Candy Land! 1.3221 0.05063 149 113 24 12
1965 You know I can't swim and you're on a diet. 1.3221 0.04881 149 111 28 10
1966 My mother said never take candy from strange islands. 1.3221 0.05063 149 113 24 12
1967 It’s Survivor Candyland...your turn. 1.3221 0.04692 149 109 32 8
1968 I swear Burt, if you sing “0n the Good Ship Lollipop” one more time, I’ll throw you into the sea. 1.3221 0.04692 149 109 32 8
1969 Now if only there was an island with gluten free options. 1.3221 0.04881 149 111 28 10
1970 Sometimes, I just hate being a dentist. 1.3219 0.05044 146 110 25 11
1971 I don't see any chocolate. 1.3219 0.04854 146 108 29 9
1972 I knew that Atkins Island was the wrong choice. 1.3219 0.05137 146 111 23 12
1973 Personally, I consider 'Dessert Island' to be CBS's most innovative reality series yet. 1.3219 0.05044 146 110 25 11
1974 Maby we should wait 'till after dinner. 1.3219 0.05044 146 110 25 11
1975 Just our luck, we had to land on the deserted island and not the dessert island. 1.3219 0.04755 146 107 31 8
1976 Damn you, auto correct. 1.3219 0.04950 146 109 27 10
1977 But this island had a better Yelp review! 1.3218 0.04538 174 130 32 12
1978 If we go there, we can die from gluttony instead of starvation. 1.3218 0.04155 174 125 42 7
1979 I bet you will burn all these extra calories swimming there and back 1.3217 0.05022 143 107 26 10
1980 I'm just not into puns, that's all. 1.3217 0.04922 143 106 28 9
1981 Even the mirage seems contrived. 1.3217 0.04821 143 105 30 8
1982 Wrong--I see burgers,fries and a shake. 1.3217 0.05022 143 107 26 10
1983 Herein lies the difference between desert and dessert. 1.3217 0.04922 143 106 28 9
1984 I say flotsam from The Good Ship Lollipop. 1.3217 0.05119 143 108 24 11
1985 Honestly, it's for the best. I'm trying to get in shape before the summer starts. 1.3217 0.05119 143 108 24 11
1986 Yeah. That would be sweet. 1.3214 0.05096 140 105 25 10
1987 I'm still full from the buffet. 1.3214 0.04994 140 104 27 9
1988 You go ahead, I'm more of savory guy. 1.3214 0.05096 140 105 25 10
1989 What do you think? Cheat day?” 1.3212 0.04708 165 124 29 12
1990 Sure it's a short swim, but it's through syrup 1.3212 0.05069 137 102 26 9
1991 Hey since I left that place I have lost more than 20 pounds ... 1.3212 0.04740 137 99 32 6
1992 Careful - it's just a lure. If the sharks don't get you, the dentists will. 1.3212 0.05476 137 106 18 13
1993 Nah, if we had washed up there we wouldn't be enjoying our Mediterranean fish diet. 1.3212 0.04740 137 99 32 6
1994 Jetsam from the Good Ship Lollipop? 1.3210 0.04687 162 121 30 11
1995 Let's just leave it as, "The Promised Land." 1.3210 0.04521 162 119 34 9
1996 I say swim. If it turns out to be rock candy we can still use it to break the coconut up. 1.3210 0.04605 162 120 32 10
1997 Every time I think about swimming over there, I remember Hansel and Gretel. 1.3210 0.04687 162 121 30 11
1998 I'm glad we're on the lo-cal island. 1.3209 0.05036 134 99 27 8
1999 I think it's part of Mar-a-Lago. 1.3209 0.05146 134 100 25 9
2000 I have a bad feeling about this. 1.3209 0.04923 134 98 29 7
2001 If we start swimming now, we can get there before they start building a wall. 1.3209 0.05036 134 99 27 8
2002 your last wish just keeps getting better and better 1.3209 0.04923 134 98 29 7
2003 Why did I let an English major buy our tickets to a dessert island? 1.3208 0.04578 159 117 33 9
2004 No, I don't see it,either... 1.3208 0.04664 159 118 31 10
2005 Definitely a trap 1.3208 0.04490 159 116 35 8
2006 If we only had shoots and ladders" 1.3205 0.04725 156 116 30 10
2007 You go ahead I'm on a diet. 1.3205 0.04980 156 119 24 13
2008 Yeah, but the views don’t get much sweeter 1.3205 0.04811 156 117 28 11
2009 The bad news is it's all kale. 1.3205 0.04897 156 118 26 12
2010 Race you for the strawberry. 1.3203 0.05075 128 94 27 7
2011 I had requested the dessert island, but my spelling was off. 1.3203 0.05426 128 97 21 10
2012 Just think, we could have landed on a dessert isle. 1.3203 0.05649 128 99 17 12
2013 Sharks will do anything to get their next meal 1.3203 0.05426 128 97 21 10
2014 Until right now, I never thought it was that important to learn how to swim... 1.3203 0.04414 153 110 37 6
2015 That's just silly. 1.3203 0.04877 153 115 27 11
2016 Goddamn socialists. At least we have our freedom. 1.3200 0.05968 125 99 12 14
2017 I'm waiting for a low-carb mirage. 1.3200 0.04760 150 111 30 9
2018 Dessert-ed island, they said. Gluten-free option, they said. 1.3200 0.05279 125 93 24 8
2019 The Good Ship Lollipop has to be nearby. 1.3200 0.04853 150 112 28 10
2020 It has sharks written all over it. 1.3200 0.04665 150 110 32 8
2021 For the last time,is it one "S" or two? 1.3200 0.05279 125 93 24 8
2022 I'm a meat and potatoes man myself. 1.3198 0.04181 172 124 41 7
2023 It was just one letter 1.3197 0.04825 147 109 29 9
2024 That is a dessert island. We are on a desert island because Hooked on Phonics was replaced with spellcheck. 1.3197 0.05107 147 112 23 12
2025 I always thought it was spelled “desert island...” 1.3197 0.05286 147 114 19 14
2026 I told you we should have bought the deluxe package 1.3197 0.04728 147 108 31 8
2027 Never thought I'd see the Good Ship Lollipop sink like the Titanic. 1.3194 0.04992 144 108 26 10
2028 Well yes, but ‘Diet Island’ was the cheaper vacation package 1.3194 0.04793 144 106 30 8
2029 This is the healthy one 1.3194 0.04793 144 106 30 8
2030 Alas, our just deserts for skipping swimming lessons. 1.3194 0.05088 144 109 24 11
2031 Do you think they have a Happy Hour? 1.3193 0.05193 119 87 26 6
2032 We picked the wrong travel agent! 1.3193 0.04683 166 125 29 12
2033 Hansel and Gretel: An Inconvenient Truth. 1.3193 0.04525 166 123 33 10
2034 What a difference an “s” can make. 1.3191 0.05357 141 109 19 13
2035 If you go, bring me back a maple bar. 1.3191 0.04964 141 105 27 9
2036 We were one ‘S’ away from landing on a desserted island. 1.3191 0.05164 141 107 23 11
2037 ``Just once I'd like to be stranded on a dessert island.'' 1.3191 0.05261 141 108 21 12
2038 I told you when we booked the trip that dessert is spelled with TWO S's! 1.3191 0.04964 141 105 27 9
2039 AirBnB really needs spell-check. 1.3191 0.04861 141 104 29 8
2040 I told you dessert was spelled with two ss 1.3191 0.04964 141 105 27 9
2041 Let’s wait till tomorrow. That’s my cheat day. 1.3191 0.04648 141 102 33 6
2042 Now I know why 'Fantasy Island' was more popular than "Survivor' 1.3190 0.04497 163 120 34 9
2043 And we've got the coconut milk to go with it. 1.3190 0.04326 163 118 38 7
2044 Does this mirage make my ass look fat? 1.3188 0.05343 138 106 20 12
2045 Of all the genies in the world, Harold, you find one who can't spell 1.3188 0.05243 138 105 22 11
2046 I could really use a cup of coffee right now. 1.3188 0.04931 138 102 28 8
2047 Kind of gives new meaning to 'desserted' island. 1.3188 0.05243 138 105 22 11
2048 This is a desert isle . . . THAT is a dessert isle. 1.3188 0.05037 138 103 26 9
2049 Because the candyman can. 1.3188 0.05141 138 104 24 10
2050 That's odd! No salt-water toffee! 1.3188 0.05037 138 103 26 9
2051 With our luck, this tree will drop another coconut as soon as we get over there. 1.3188 0.04823 138 101 30 7
2052 You'll live much longer on this island without the extra sugar 1.3188 0.04639 160 119 31 10
2053 Well, I must say, America does look great again. 1.3186 0.05373 113 83 24 6
2054 They must be survivors from the Good Ship Lollypop. 1.3185 0.04778 135 98 31 6
2055 I think it's debris from the Good Ship Lollipop 1.3185 0.05114 135 101 25 9
2056 What time is low tide? 1.3185 0.04661 135 97 33 5
2057 Well at least its much healthier over here 1.3185 0.05114 135 101 25 9
2058 I see roast beef and pizza. 1.3185 0.05004 135 100 27 8
2059 I thought it was only a typo. 1.3185 0.04785 157 118 28 11
2060 No, not a desert island. 1.3185 0.04953 157 120 24 13
2061 Do you think it comes in peace? 1.3185 0.04785 157 118 28 11
2062 Dessert has two ‘S’s you idiot. 1.3182 0.04936 154 117 25 12
2063 It's an inflatable island. The sharks use it to trick us into swimming to it. 1.3182 0.05021 154 118 23 13
2064 Six days on low-carb island, then one day over there... 1.3182 0.04966 132 97 28 7
2065 A lifetime on the hips doesn't seem like such a bad deal right now. 1.3182 0.04936 154 117 25 12
2066 Why couldn't we have been stranded on that desserted island? 1.3182 0.04936 154 117 25 12
2067 Calling it a Land seems generous. 1.3179 0.04826 151 113 28 10
2068 Ever been desserted before? 1.3179 0.04916 151 114 26 11
2069 That island looks pretty sweet. 1.3179 0.04639 151 111 32 8
2070 I was never good at spelling. 1.3179 0.05005 151 115 24 12
2071 If this is a desert island, that's a dessert island. 1.3179 0.04733 151 112 30 9
2072 Reminds me. Need to see a dentist. 1.3179 0.04733 151 112 30 9
2073 Those sharks are clever little buggers aren’t they? 1.3179 0.04826 151 113 28 10
2074 So this is how fasting feels like. 1.3179 0.04344 151 108 38 5
2075 My shrink told me there'd be days like this. 1.3179 0.04639 151 111 32 8
2076 Don't blame me, blame Autocorrect. 1.3178 0.05160 129 96 25 8
2077 That place looks pretty sweet. 1.3178 0.05276 129 97 23 9
2078 You have your mirage, I’ll have mine 1.3178 0.05276 129 97 23 9
2079 Just my luck, it's the Good Ship Lollipop. 1.3178 0.05276 129 97 23 9
2080 Now, that's what I had in mind when I told the genie I'd like to be stranded with you on a dessert island. 1.3178 0.05390 129 98 21 10
2081 And Mexico paid for it. 1.3178 0.05501 129 99 19 11
2082 It's kind of a look but don't touch sort of thing. 1.3176 0.04501 148 107 35 6
2083 How is your dental coverage? 1.3176 0.04701 148 109 31 8
2084 Great, now I feel like some cold milk. 1.3176 0.04985 148 112 25 11
2085 I would have chosen the dessert island. 1.3176 0.05255 148 115 19 14
2086 On the plus side, our island is 100% gluten-free. 1.3176 0.04985 148 112 25 11
2087 To hell what they think -- I prefer our minimalism. 1.3175 0.05121 126 93 26 7
2088 I wish WE lived on a desserted island 1.3172 0.04559 145 105 34 6
2089 Weird, I’ve never really noticed that strawberry before. 1.3172 0.04559 145 105 34 6
2090 This is why I didn't want to buy an amusement park in a flood zone. 1.3172 0.04962 145 109 26 10
2091 I’m rethinking your comment about this being our just deserts. 1.3172 0.04663 145 106 32 7
2092 But it's almost swimsuit season. 1.3172 0.05151 145 111 22 12
2093 Let's give Gretel another hour. 1.3172 0.04962 145 109 26 10
2094 Well, at least we have these hallucinogens! 1.3172 0.04864 145 108 28 9
2095 Just like I said, only a matter of time before gentrification starts to change this place. 1.3171 0.04304 164 119 38 7
2096 I think it's symbolic. 1.3171 0.04474 164 121 34 9
2097 Mirage? No. It’s climate change. That’s Big Rock Candy Mountain. 1.3171 0.05074 123 90 27 6
2098 A desserted island never sounded so good. 1.3169 0.05034 142 107 25 10
2099 I should've booked 'desserted' island instead of 'deserted' island! 1.3169 0.04727 142 104 31 7
2100 You’re in luck, I’m a dentist. 1.3169 0.05034 142 107 25 10
2101 Nice but no shade. 1.3169 0.04934 142 106 27 9
2102 I think I’m still full from lunch. 1.3169 0.04934 142 106 27 9
2103 That's why you should always use spell check. 1.3169 0.05132 142 108 23 11
2104 This always happens as soon as I hit my goal weight. 1.3169 0.05034 142 107 25 10
2105 What three things would you want on a desserted island? 1.3168 0.04614 161 120 31 10
2106 Really, I'd rather enjoy it from here than swim the channel and discover it's a mirage. 1.3168 0.04354 161 117 37 7
2107 Even my mirages spell desert wrong. 1.3165 0.05309 139 107 20 12
2108 Those castaways are getting their just desserts . 1.3165 0.04901 139 103 28 8
2109 The sand is always sweeter on the other mirage 1.3165 0.05309 139 107 20 12
2110 Would you stop humming "Big Rock Candy Mountain"? 1.3165 0.04498 158 116 34 8
2111 Finally, you're using the term "dessert island" properly! 1.3165 0.04759 158 119 28 11
2112 You really need to learn how to spell. 1.3164 0.04883 177 139 20 18
2113 If you could take one thing to a desert island, take a homonym 1.3162 0.05291 136 104 21 11
2114 Casting did say it's like "The Biggest Loser" meets "Temptation Island." 1.3162 0.04633 136 98 33 5
2115 Oh,look--a dessert-ed island. 1.3162 0.05187 136 103 23 10
2116 If you stare long enough, a sexy dental hygienist appears, too. 1.3162 0.04633 136 98 33 5
2117 Nice try. Now, try wishing for the whole cruise ship, not just the dessert buffet. 1.3162 0.04862 136 100 29 7
2118 It’s the mushrooms. 1.3162 0.05187 136 103 23 10
2119 If I had 2 cannibals and a canoe I could work this out. 1.3162 0.04749 136 99 31 6
2120 I’d rather be on that desserted island. 1.3161 0.04461 155 113 35 7
2121 I don't care that you're a dentist. I'm going anyway. 1.3161 0.04735 155 116 29 10
2122 This is what Hell must feel like. 1.3161 0.04645 155 115 31 9
2123 How come we didn't wash up on a dessert island? 1.3161 0.04993 155 119 23 13
2124 Shouldn’t Hansel and Gretel be back by now? 1.3158 0.05149 152 118 20 14
2125 I was just one S off. 1.3158 0.05048 133 99 26 8
2126 No, actually I prayed for the good SHIP Lollipop. 1.3158 0.04977 152 116 24 12
2127 That's strange, the mirage I see is covered in mate, kombucha and kale 1.3158 0.05048 133 99 26 8
2128 It's a lifeboat from the Good Ship Lollipop! 1.3158 0.04613 152 112 32 8
2129 I had always hoped to live in the Sandwich Isles. 1.3158 0.04613 152 112 32 8
2130 There's no way of escaping these cravings. 1.3158 0.04888 152 115 26 11
2131 If you don't think it's a mirage, then swim to it." 1.3158 0.05048 133 99 26 8
2132 I don't mind that it's junk food, but no way it's locally sourced. 1.3158 0.04707 152 113 30 9
2133 No Hansel, we are not going over there! Don't you ever learn? 1.3158 0.04888 152 115 26 11
2134 If the gummy sharks don’t get you the cavities will. 1.3158 0.04613 152 112 32 8
2135 I'm on the Castaway Diet.. 1.3154 0.04956 149 113 25 11
2136 I swear I spelled it with two s’s in the GPS 1.3154 0.05136 149 115 21 13
2137 Don’t do it, Jerry. It’s loaded with high fructose corn sugar. You’ll never make it back. 1.3154 0.04674 149 110 31 8
2138 I've been over there once. The guy who lives there is really creepy. 1.3154 0.04864 149 112 27 10
2139 Race you for the donut. 1.3154 0.04770 149 111 29 9
2140 I wouldn't. It's just empty calories. 1.3154 0.04864 149 112 27 10
2141 No man is an island, but I'm claiming that one. 1.3154 0.04956 149 113 25 11
2142 Too bad we weren't marooned on a Dessert Island. 1.3154 0.04770 149 111 29 9
2143 You’re lucky-you landed on the healthy island. 1.3154 0.04770 149 111 29 9
2144 Come on! At least we’ll die in a diabetic coma with a smile on our faces and red dye on our lips. 1.3154 0.04576 149 109 33 7
2145 So you misspelled dessert on our destination vacation request 1.3154 0.04576 149 109 33 7
2146 Is deserted spelled with one s or two? 1.3154 0.05126 130 97 25 8
2147 No kale, no carrots, no Évian--who needs it, really? 1.3154 0.04765 130 94 31 5
2148 I wouldn't. I hear there are gummy sharks in these waters. 1.3154 0.05241 130 98 23 9
2149 I bet their coffee sucks. 1.3152 0.04533 165 123 32 10
2150 You don't suppose this is some kind of maritime variation on 'Hansel and Gretel', do you? 1.3152 0.04195 165 119 40 6
2151 You go, I’m not doing sugar this month. 1.3152 0.04533 165 123 32 10
2152 Ever get Sugar cravings, Mike?” “Yeh, I guess they come in waves 1.3151 0.05027 146 111 24 11
2153 Don't try to sugarcoat it, we missed the sweet spot. 1.3151 0.04933 146 110 26 10
2154 Naw, not for a cupcake, but maybe for that doughnut with sprinkles! 1.3151 0.04428 146 105 36 5
2155 I'm dieting right now, but you go ahead. 1.3151 0.04636 146 107 32 7
2156 You realize that I will still cannibalize you eventually. 1.3151 0.05121 146 112 22 12
2157 Even if we get over there, eat everything, and get rescued, we'll still hate our jobs. 1.3151 0.04933 146 110 26 10
2158 Ever wish you'd taken swimming lessons as a kid? 1.3150 0.05208 127 95 24 8
2159 You can argue with the facts all you want. Desert Island is not spelled the same as Dessert Island. 1.3150 0.05087 127 94 26 7
2160 I think it's just a mirage brought on by our carb-free lifestyle. 1.3148 0.04505 162 120 33 9
2161 Desert, dessert. I always get them confused. 1.3148 0.04673 162 122 29 11
2162 I ordered it yesterday on Amazon Prime. 1.3147 0.04803 143 106 29 8
2163 My father was a coconut farmer, I’m a coconut farmer, and some day you will be a coconut farmer. 1.3147 0.04593 143 104 33 6
2164 I'm sorry, Fred, I thought it was just a typo on the map. 1.3147 0.05004 143 108 25 10
2165 All things considered, avoiding tooth decay and diabetes doesn't concern me now. 1.3147 0.04593 143 104 33 6
2166 No way. It'll rot my tooth. 1.3147 0.05197 143 110 21 12
2167 Don’t even think about it. Let’s wait ‘til some healthier food choices float by. 1.3145 0.05168 124 92 25 7
2168 I guess I could learn to swim, but who’s got the time? 1.3145 0.05039 124 91 27 6
2169 You can't swim, and I'm a diabetic. 1.3145 0.04562 159 118 32 9
2170 I wish we had landed on the dessert island! 1.3145 0.04562 159 118 32 9
2171 I'm ready to try the North Beach diet. 1.3145 0.04898 159 122 24 13
2172 We shoulda gone all inclusive. 1.3143 0.04975 140 105 26 9
2173 At least we have a view... 1.3143 0.04764 140 103 30 7
2174 It's the subscription bonus from Blue Apron. 1.3143 0.04871 140 104 28 8
2175 Let’s swim to the dessert island. 1.3143 0.04975 140 105 26 9
2176 And I thought it couldn't get any better than Appetizer Island! 1.3143 0.04764 140 103 30 7
2177 In hindsight, we should have saved the bridge for last. 1.3143 0.05078 140 106 24 10
2178 At least we're not on that desserted island. 1.3143 0.04764 140 103 30 7
2179 Do you ever wish we'd washed up on a desserted island? 1.3143 0.04975 140 105 26 9
2180 What ain't it got? It ain't got dames! 1.3143 0.04975 140 105 26 9
2181 It's that Milton Bradley timeshare option again..... 1.3141 0.04437 156 114 35 7
2182 Are hallucinations part of a low carb diet? 1.3141 0.04437 156 114 35 7
2183 We're on the glutton free island. 1.3141 0.04437 156 114 35 7
2184 Why couldn't we be stranded on a desserted island. 1.3141 0.04796 156 118 27 11
2185 I thought you meant deserted island 1.3141 0.04965 156 120 23 13
2186 Even God can't spell any more. 1.3139 0.05258 137 105 21 11
2187 I doubt the natives are canibals. 1.3139 0.05155 137 104 23 10
2188 Bob? Don't panic, but you're starting to look like a Twizzler. 1.3139 0.05155 137 104 23 10
2189 It may taste good, but you can't live on it. 1.3139 0.04942 137 102 27 8
2190 Why didn't we opt for "dessert island'? 1.3137 0.04680 153 114 30 9
2191 Maybe later, but now I couldn’t eat another thing. 1.3137 0.04680 153 114 30 9
2192 And then as we swim back, we can work off the calories. 1.3137 0.04587 153 113 32 8
2193 There’s so much you can blame on spell check. 1.3136 0.04212 169 123 39 7
2194 So Harry.... What are you giving up for Lent ? 1.3134 0.04421 134 95 36 3
2195 I don't know. Does the term Trojan Horse come to mind here. 1.3134 0.05341 134 103 20 11
2196 I wonder when we’re going to start hallucinating? 1.3134 0.05126 134 101 24 9
2197 My guess, the food is overpriced and drinks are watered down. 1.3134 0.04668 134 97 32 5
2198 It’s too bad that I’m a dentist and that you’re a nutritionist. 1.3133 0.04647 150 111 31 8
2199 This is what I get for letting you book our vacation over the phone. 1.3133 0.04928 150 114 25 11
2200 So what will it be then Edward? Starvation or tooth decay? 1.3133 0.04743 150 112 29 9
2201 All because of a silly spelling error! 1.3133 0.04349 150 108 37 5
2202 I now see low-carb for the elitist cultural imperialism it really is. 1.3133 0.04669 166 126 28 12
2203 But this island has the better view 1.3133 0.04510 166 124 32 10
2204 So THAT'S the "Good Ship Lollipop! 1.3130 0.05093 131 98 25 8
2205 No, Thomas, it's not a mirage--just a typo. 1.3130 0.05207 131 99 23 9
2206 It's my hallucination cheat day. 1.3130 0.05318 131 100 21 10
2207 Yesterday's mirage was the entree list .Today it's the desert tray. 1.3130 0.05093 131 98 25 8
2208 That gluten-free diet is getting to you- I see only a palm tree. 1.3130 0.04976 131 97 27 7
2209 You had to pick Jumanji over Candy Land... 1.3129 0.04808 147 110 28 9
2210 Probably not a good time to start the keto diet 1.3129 0.04808 147 110 28 9
2211 Dude... that is one sweet looking island. 1.3129 0.04507 147 107 34 6
2212 I call dibs on the strawberry 1.3129 0.04710 147 109 30 8
2213 I hope the Sugar Plum Ferry arrives on schedule. 1.3129 0.04566 163 122 31 10
2214 I heard that everyone goes through this, but day 3 of the juice cleanse gets better. 1.3129 0.04566 163 122 31 10
2215 Well-argued mate, but I still think Brexit was the way to go. 1.3129 0.04729 163 124 27 12
2216 As advertised, the view is spectacular. 1.3129 0.04482 163 121 33 9
2217 Well, we do get a cheat day... 1.3125 0.04459 144 104 35 5
2218 I can’t. My cheat day isn’t until Sunday. 1.3125 0.04774 144 107 29 8
2219 The genie couldn't spell. 1.3125 0.04875 144 108 27 9
2220 No, Monopoly is the most popular board game I don’t understand how Candy Land even popped into your head 1.3125 0.05406 128 98 20 10
2221 Yeah I know, but we have to wait til "cheat" day 1.3125 0.04671 144 106 31 7
2222 Guys look - we're saved! Humans! 1.3125 0.05070 144 110 23 11
2223 Dude, we can't play 'I spy' if you're just going to make things up 1.3125 0.04707 160 121 28 11
2224 I've read somewhere that deaths due to sugar intake vastly outnumber deaths due to shark attacks. I believe the safest play here is to wait it out. 1.3125 0.04875 144 108 27 9
2225 Looks like the Big Rock Candy Mountain is experiencing climate change. 1.3125 0.05165 144 111 21 12
2226 Having dessert first could spoil our appetites. 1.3125 0.05406 128 98 20 10
2227 Dibs on the donut. 1.3125 0.04774 144 107 29 8
2228 The wreck of the Good Ship Lollipop 1.3125 0.05165 144 111 21 12
2229 Can you swim, Hansel? 1.3125 0.04974 144 109 25 10
2230 type one or two? 1.3125 0.05030 160 125 20 15
2231 So, you can't swim either? 1.3125 0.04974 144 109 25 10
2232 Dude, sugar'll kill ya. 1.3125 0.04671 144 106 31 7
2233 You go first 1.3125 0.04450 160 118 34 8
2234 You know, if it wasn't for global warming it'd be one island. 1.3125 0.04623 160 120 30 10
2235 Don’t fall for the shark’s silly games. 1.3125 0.05070 144 110 23 11
2236 I look forward to these hypoglycemic hallucinations , they really breakup the day" 1.3121 0.04533 173 131 30 12
2237 How can we get to the desserted island? 1.3121 0.04533 173 131 30 12
2238 When I agreed, I thought Candy Land was a board game. 1.3121 0.04769 157 119 27 11
2239 They won't last stranded in the hot sun. 1.3121 0.04595 157 117 31 9
2240 I bet ya ten bucks theres a witch in a bikini over there. 1.3121 0.04945 141 106 26 9
2241 The dessert island was already booked 1.3121 0.04517 141 102 34 5
2242 Don't get excited. That's where props for "The Nutcracker" stay from New Year's to Thanksgiving. 1.3121 0.05243 141 109 20 12
2243 Sure I’m tempted, but I’ve almost reached my target weight. 1.3120 0.05133 125 93 25 7
2244 Let me know when you smell or see the Italian sub. 1.3117 0.04745 154 116 28 10
2245 I would guess that the natives are friendly. 1.3117 0.04654 154 115 30 9
2246 On a positive note, we get to keep our beach bodies. 1.3116 0.05325 138 107 19 12
2247 Here's an easy way to remember the difference: on "Dessert Island," you always want a second. 1.3116 0.05018 138 104 25 9
2248 It’s rumored to mark the last resting place of the Good Ship Lollipop. 1.3114 0.04566 167 126 30 11
2249 Because I'm a dentist, damn it." 1.3113 0.04809 151 114 27 10
2250 No, I have not read Roald Dahl, and why do you ask? 1.3113 0.04426 151 110 35 6
2251 Nah! That stuf'll kill ya, Buddy! 1.3113 0.04621 151 112 31 8
2252 This is the last time I'll take your advice 1.3113 0.04325 151 109 37 5
2253 That island melts in your mouth not on your hands 1.3113 0.04989 151 116 23 12
2254 That's the one with two S's. 1.3113 0.04809 151 114 27 10
2255 Is this acid hitting you, too? 1.3113 0.05076 151 117 21 13
2256 Talk about being in the wrong place at the wrong time 1.3113 0.04989 151 116 23 12
2257 Yes Bob, it is ironic that if you add an "s" to the middle of "desert" you get "dessert". 1.3111 0.04984 135 101 26 8
2258 I am begging you: can you please stop with the “dessert island” jokes? 1.3111 0.05306 135 104 20 11
2259 It sucks to be one consonant away from making it to dessert island. 1.3111 0.04477 180 137 30 13
2260 Maybe you should swim over there first, Gretel. 1.3111 0.04477 180 137 30 13
2261 So that’s what they mean by dessert island. 1.3111 0.04984 135 101 26 8
2262 Do you suppose it could be, "the good ship, lollypop? 1.3111 0.05306 135 104 20 11
2263 How does the five second rule apply here? 1.3111 0.05201 135 103 22 10
2264 I guess we got our just deserts 1.3111 0.05094 135 102 24 9
2265 No thanks, I'm still trying to keep my beach body 1.3110 0.04287 164 120 37 7
2266 Now, whaddaya say we go fatten you up? 1.3110 0.04704 164 125 27 12
2267 Now is not the time to lecture me about empty calories. 1.3108 0.04875 148 112 26 10
2268 I thought you said "meet me by the candy aisle." 1.3108 0.04875 148 112 26 10
2269 The candy cane means that it must be Christmas Island 1.3108 0.04780 148 111 28 9
2270 I'm a cannibal. 1.3108 0.04683 148 110 30 8
2271 Yes, we have no bananas 1.3108 0.04482 148 108 34 6
2272 Whereever we go,tempation follows 1.3106 0.04825 132 97 29 6
2273 If the gummy sharks don't kill you, the diabetes will. 1.3106 0.04825 132 97 29 6
2274 Where bon bons play on the sunny beach of peppermint bay 1.3106 0.04825 132 97 29 6
2275 Don't fall for it, Jake. Those aliens think they can fool us. 1.3106 0.05060 132 99 25 8
2276 You better think twice - life expectancy over there is 5.3 years lower than here. 1.3106 0.04338 161 118 36 7
2277 I wonder if there are gummy sharks? 1.3106 0.04682 161 122 28 11
2278 Well, at least the view is pretty sweet... 1.3106 0.04513 161 120 32 9
2279 We can swim over tomorrow, on my cheat day. 1.3103 0.04206 174 128 38 8
2280 I hear the old lady who lives there likes to bake. 1.3103 0.04540 145 106 33 6
2281 The last things you want out here are diabetes and rotten teeth. 1.3103 0.04644 145 107 31 7
2282 THEY NEED A FLOAT THRU WINDOW. 1.3103 0.04324 145 104 37 4
2283 You always see the cheesecake on the next island, and never the cheesecake sitting right next to you. 1.3103 0.04846 145 109 27 9
2284 Crusoe's birthday already? That year flew. 1.3103 0.04944 145 110 25 10
2285 Meh. I'm more a savory guy. 1.3103 0.05254 116 86 24 6
2286 On the bright side, I'm doing a great job keeping my New Year's resolutions. 1.3103 0.04746 145 108 29 8
2287 But are they local? 1.3103 0.04944 145 110 25 10
2288 Trees are overrated. 1.3103 0.04846 145 109 27 9
2289 I hear Wonka wants a foothold in the South China Sea... 1.3103 0.04846 145 109 27 9
2290 Sure, it's probably a hallucination, but if I have to eat one more coconut, I'm going to scream. 1.3103 0.04540 145 106 33 6
2291 It's all that's left of the big rock-candy mountain after the great climate-change floods. 1.3101 0.04743 158 120 27 11
2292 I'm telling you, it's the sharks. 1.3101 0.04481 158 117 33 8
2293 I have heard of "pie in the sky" but this view "takes the cake" 1.3101 0.04570 158 118 31 9
2294 We've definitely entered the hallucination phase of keto. 1.3101 0.05590 129 101 16 12
2295 Have you noticed your hallucinations getting more and more elaborate? 1.3101 0.05019 129 96 26 7
2296 Hard to believe that adding an 's' to desert makes such a difference. 1.3101 0.05369 129 99 20 10
2297 The sharks do that. 1.3099 0.04640 171 131 27 13
2298 Ok, so our options are either A), i eat you on this deserted island, or B), I eat myself to death on that deserted island. 1.3099 0.04088 171 124 41 6
2299 That's not what we ordered! 1.3099 0.04812 142 106 28 8
2300 Yeah, but are they happy? 1.3099 0.04707 142 105 30 7
2301 I'm telling you, the sharks put it there. 1.3099 0.05016 142 108 24 10
2302 But if both of us can see it, how can it be a mirage? 1.3099 0.04707 142 105 30 7
2303 Somewhere out there there's a pastry chef working without measuring cups. 1.3099 0.04812 142 106 28 8
2304 That's what I meant when I said I wanted to be on a "desserted" island! 1.3099 0.04707 142 105 30 7
2305 Next time I choose the Airbnb. 1.3099 0.04915 142 107 26 9
2306 It’s been on the market for years. 1.3099 0.05114 142 109 22 11
2307 And that's what's left of the Good Ship Lollipop." 1.3099 0.04915 142 107 26 9
2308 In 1885 the good ship Lollypop hit a coral reef yonder. 1.3099 0.04812 142 106 28 8
2309 That’s just the tip of the icecream. 1.3099 0.04490 142 103 34 5
2310 So I'm not a good speller! Whoever heard of a genie requiring wishes to be submitted in writing? 1.3099 0.04812 142 106 28 8
2311 It's just a hunch, but life seems sweeter over on that desserted island. 1.3097 0.04444 155 114 34 7
2312 Yes, better than another mobile phone shop. But still overdone. 1.3097 0.04628 155 116 30 9
2313 You say "desert" I say "dessert". 1.3097 0.04806 155 118 26 11
2314 On the bright side, we aren’t pre-diabetic. 1.3097 0.04806 155 118 26 11
2315 Really? You see a burger and fries there? 1.3097 0.04806 155 118 26 11
2316 What could go wrong?" 1.3097 0.04537 155 115 32 8
2317 I told you the oceans were filling up with garbage. 1.3095 0.04697 168 129 26 13
2318 I always wondered what happens to day-old pastries. 1.3095 0.05459 126 97 19 10
2319 I still think we were right about our zoning decision. 1.3095 0.05341 126 96 21 9
2320 But it doesn't have a tree! 1.3095 0.05459 126 97 19 10
2321 When you said "desserted" island- that's what I thought you meant. 1.3095 0.04972 126 93 27 6
2322 What....You've never heard of a Dessert Island before? 1.3095 0.05221 126 95 23 8
2323 Say, it’s only a fibreglass cake sailing by on a cardboard sea, but it wouldn’t be make-believe if you believed in me. 1.3094 0.05389 139 109 17 13
2324 Is it just me or are we on the wrooooooong island? 1.3094 0.04549 139 101 33 5
2325 I don't know about you, but I think they're mocking us. 1.3094 0.04662 139 102 31 6
2326 We do get an occasional Swedish Fish, but that's about it. 1.3094 0.04773 139 103 29 7
2327 Tempting yes but it sure looks like a cane mutiny is looming. 1.3094 0.04662 139 102 31 6
2328 It's called Trump Tax Cuts Island....looks tempting, but ultimately little guys like you and me end up with a lot of pain. 1.3094 0.05671 139 112 11 16
2329 Oh! With TWO S’s! 1.3094 0.04662 139 102 31 6
2330 Of course. The one time you spell 'desert' correctly. 1.3092 0.05047 152 118 21 13
2331 In retrospect, I’d rather die of type two diabetes." 1.3092 0.04781 152 115 27 10
2332 We're in the wrong cartoon. 1.3092 0.04689 152 114 29 9
2333 Alexa, book me a trip to a dessert island. 1.3092 0.04689 152 114 29 9
2334 There's plenty of nice treats here on the vegan island too 1.3092 0.04960 152 117 23 12
2335 That must be the one I saw in the brochure. 1.3092 0.04689 152 114 29 9
2336 Did The Good Ship Lollipop sink? 1.3091 0.04834 165 128 23 14
2337 You go. I don't want to put back all the weight I lost on the island diet. 1.3091 0.04599 165 125 29 11
2338 Imagine being stranded on a dessert island! 1.3091 0.05441 110 82 22 6
2339 You explore the island. I’ll try to catch a Swedish fish. 1.3089 0.05180 123 92 24 7
2340 And to think my greatest dream was always to be stranded on an island alone with you. 1.3088 0.04841 136 101 28 7
2341 Too bad! You can't swim and I gave up sweets for Lent. 1.3088 0.04727 136 100 30 6
2342 Who knew the genie couldn't spell dessert when I made the wish? 1.3088 0.04952 136 102 26 8
2343 I'll check it out and see if its real. There is no reason for you to come along. 1.3088 0.04611 136 99 32 5
2344 Should we invite them over? 1.3088 0.04841 136 101 28 7
2345 This low carb diet makes me see things. 1.3088 0.04952 136 102 26 8
2346 Lucky for us, we got the gluten free island. 1.3087 0.04557 149 110 32 7
2347 Yeah, but how many calories would we burn swimming there? 1.3087 0.04847 149 113 26 10
2348 ... I'm still going to eat you Karl, I just don't have much of a sweet tooth. 1.3087 0.04752 149 112 28 9
2349 You know what they say, a moment on the lips a lifetime on the hips. 1.3087 0.04847 149 113 26 10
2350 I don’t care if it is a mirage. I’m swimming over! 1.3087 0.04656 149 111 30 8
2351 Those desserted islands are the leading cause of castaway obesity." 1.3087 0.04752 149 112 28 9
2352 Do you think the cupcakes are debating whether they should come here and eat us? 1.3087 0.04847 149 113 26 10
2353 I don’t want to spoil my appetite. 1.3087 0.04656 149 111 30 8
2354 So, it's not just a spelling mistake after all... 1.3086 0.04739 162 124 26 12
2355 I told you there were two S's when you booked our trip, but you just wouldn't listen. 1.3086 0.04819 162 125 24 13
2356 We're not going to fall for the old Hansel and Gretel trick! 1.3086 0.04225 162 118 38 6
2357 I told you to grab your insulin. 1.3083 0.05397 120 91 21 8
2358 But I booked us on the dessert island. 1.3083 0.05139 133 101 23 9
2359 You go ahead. I’m watching my weight. 1.3083 0.05139 133 101 23 9
2360 Yeah, before the floods that used to be the big rock candy mountain. 1.3083 0.05248 133 102 21 10
2361 I’m really more of savory guy, anyway 1.3082 0.04514 146 107 33 6
2362 What do you say we swim over to Dessert Island after dinner? 1.3082 0.04617 146 108 31 7
2363 I thought we already got our just desserts. 1.3082 0.05010 146 112 23 11
2364 Those flying saucers will do anything to get attention. 1.3082 0.05010 146 112 23 11
2365 It's a shame, but thanks to global warming, that's all that's left of Big Rock Candy Mountain. 1.3082 0.05103 146 113 21 12
2366 Maybe if we declared a state of emergency we could afford to build a big, beautiful bridge. 1.3082 0.05010 146 112 23 11
2367 I'm waiting for my cheat day. 1.3082 0.04617 146 108 31 7
2368 I see the sharks have upscaled their bait. 1.3082 0.04817 146 110 27 9
2369 No, I clearly said swim to the dessert island! 1.3082 0.04817 146 110 27 9
2370 Listen, I've been thinking, this island is getting a bit small for the two of us... 1.3082 0.04514 146 107 33 6
2371 I still don’t understand what a homonym is. 1.3082 0.05010 146 112 23 11
2372 I'd prefer the "Good Ship, Lollipop." 1.3082 0.04717 159 121 27 11
2373 The only problem will be swimming back 1.3082 0.04545 159 119 31 9
2374 On the other hand, the swimming would count against the calorie gain..... 1.3082 0.04457 159 118 33 8
2375 Yeah, but the view is pretty sweet. 1.3082 0.04367 159 117 35 7
2376 Last week it was entrees 1.3077 0.04573 143 105 32 6
2377 And how much did you pay for this desserted island getaway? 1.3077 0.04441 169 127 32 10
2378 It's just as well. I have sensitivities to imaginary gluten. 1.3077 0.05083 143 110 22 11
2379 I’d rather die of starvation than of diabetes. 1.3077 0.04441 169 127 32 10
2380 It looks as though Global Warming has gotten to the Big Rock Candy Mountain. 1.3077 0.04986 130 97 26 7
2381 They say it's bigger below the surface. 1.3077 0.04783 143 107 28 8
2382 Bet it's all past the expiration date! 1.3077 0.05083 143 110 22 11
2383 A mirage, or just plastic? I'm guessing plastic. 1.3077 0.05333 130 100 20 10
2384 Who ever heard of a dessert island? 1.3077 0.05083 143 110 22 11
2385 If your not here in the morning, I will understand ." 1.3077 0.04512 156 116 32 8
2386 At least ours is all-inclusive 1.3077 0.04692 156 118 28 10
2387 Feels more desserted today, doesn’t it? 1.3077 0.04679 143 106 30 7
2388 No, I’m Keto...I see bacon, eggs, and butter. 1.3077 0.05333 130 100 20 10
2389 If we knew how to swim, we would die happy! 1.3077 0.04603 156 117 30 9
2390 It appears they're baking, too. 1.3077 0.04865 130 96 28 6
2391 Are you kidding? I just got beach-body ready. 1.3072 0.04244 166 122 37 7
2392 We seemed to have chosen the wrong island. 1.3072 0.04495 166 125 31 10
2393 As your life coach, therapist and dentist, I advise against it, but hey, what have you got to lose? 1.3072 0.04413 166 124 33 9
2394 For once a positive effect of global warming. 1.3072 0.04932 153 118 23 12
2395 Do you think there might be jellyfish? 1.3072 0.04475 153 113 33 7
2396 How sweet it is! 1.3072 0.04932 153 118 23 12
2397 Whaddaya say? Do you still have room? 1.3072 0.04278 153 111 37 5
2398 Before global warming that was the Big Rock Candy Mountain 1.3072 0.04932 153 118 23 12
2399 Just think, Gloria, we've discovered an uncharted dessert island 1.3072 0.04754 153 116 27 10
2400 You remembered! 1.3072 0.04932 153 118 23 12
2401 Well, they say the glacé is always greener... 1.3071 0.05058 140 107 23 10
2402 What I'd give to be stranded on a dessert island. 1.3071 0.04956 140 106 25 9
2403 I prefer savory, thanks. 1.3071 0.04289 140 100 37 3
2404 I thought “dessert island” was a typo 1.3071 0.05159 140 108 21 11
2405 Dang Spell Check! I know I typed "Dessert Island"! 1.3071 0.04634 140 103 31 6
2406 Should we build a wall? 1.3071 0.05058 140 107 23 10
2407 The lingerie photo shoot is still #1. 1.3071 0.05354 140 110 17 13
2408 Eh, the whole pun thing kind of puts me off. 1.3071 0.04744 140 104 29 7
2409 Pinch me. 1.3071 0.04851 140 105 27 8
2410 Why couldn’t we have washed ashore a desserted island?! 1.3071 0.04634 140 103 31 6
2411 If only we’d been stranded on that dessert island. 1.3071 0.05535 127 99 17 11
2412 I prefer coconuts. 1.3071 0.05185 127 96 23 8
2413 I'd love to, but I've only got one refill left on my Insulin prescription. 1.3071 0.05535 127 99 17 11
2414 All of a sudden I have a craving for double consonants. 1.3071 0.05185 127 96 23 8
2415 apparently the last residents died of diabetes. 1.3068 0.04538 176 135 28 13
2416 they all died from hyperglycemia 1.3068 0.04466 176 134 30 12
2417 If you sing Big Rock Candy Mountain one more time I’ll smack you. 1.3067 0.04380 163 121 34 8
2418 I'm not gonna bother. I don't see any chocolate. 1.3067 0.04432 150 110 34 6
2419 Yeah, but they're just empty calories. 1.3067 0.04911 150 115 24 11
2420 No one told me that dessert island was an option 1.3067 0.04911 150 115 24 11
2421 It's the downside of being a good speller 1.3067 0.04725 150 113 28 9
2422 You on a diet? 1.3066 0.05029 137 104 24 9
2423 Can we reconsider the Paleo thing? 1.3066 0.05029 137 104 24 9
2424 Don't bother. It's just empty calories. Besides, sharks. 1.3066 0.04811 137 102 28 7
2425 Hard to believe that's all that remains of the Good Ship Lollipop. 1.3066 0.05029 137 104 24 9
2426 I'm pretty sure I saw the donut wink at me. 1.3066 0.04811 137 102 28 7
2427 I get that the rule is no dessert until after dinner, but we haven't eaten anything in weeks. 1.3066 0.04464 137 99 34 4
2428 If it looks too good to be true, it probably is too good to be true. 1.3066 0.05029 137 104 24 9
2429 Tempting, but swimsuit season *is* just around the corner. 1.3065 0.05144 124 93 24 7
2430 As a diabetic dentist, I find God’s sense of humor disillusioning. 1.3064 0.04519 173 132 29 12
2431 One “S” really matters. 1.3064 0.04444 173 131 31 11
2432 It's the island of unwanted carbs. 1.3062 0.04607 160 121 29 10
2433 Don't worry, we'll burn off the carbs swimming back. 1.3062 0.04252 160 117 37 6
2434 They're just empty calories. 1.3062 0.04433 160 119 33 8
2435 No insulin, they all died 1.3062 0.04856 160 124 23 13
2436 Flotsam from the Good Ship Lollipop 1.3061 0.04980 147 113 23 11
2437 Sure it's tempting but look at all we'd be leaving behind. 1.3061 0.04789 147 111 27 9
2438 Don't dessert me! 1.3061 0.04980 147 113 23 11
2439 It’s “Survivor Candyland” 1.3061 0.04590 147 109 31 7
2440 I should’ve taken those swimming lessons more seriously. 1.3061 0.04885 147 112 25 10
2441 Ooh. Glad I saved room for dessert! 1.3061 0.04488 147 108 33 6
2442 You should see the salad bar! 1.3061 0.04590 147 109 31 7
2443 Believe me, I will NEVER mix up "desert" and "dessert" again! 1.3060 0.05106 134 102 23 9
2444 Looks like we were an S short of a dessert island getaway. 1.3060 0.04994 134 101 25 8
2445 I told you not to waste your one wish for our old Candyland game 1.3060 0.04994 134 101 25 8
2446 I thought you said we were going to a dessert island. 1.3060 0.05106 134 102 23 9
2447 She was a good ship, the Lollipop was. 1.3058 0.04817 121 88 29 4
2448 Damn this Jello Sea. 1.3058 0.04958 121 89 27 5
2449 I'm glad we didn't go for anything so tasteless. 1.3057 0.04578 157 118 30 9
2450 O.K. Just this once. 1.3057 0.04666 157 119 28 10
2451 Another dessert island 1.3057 0.04578 157 118 30 9
2452 I dunno. How many calories do you think we'd burn swimming over? 1.3057 0.04666 157 119 28 10
2453 Its huge mouth is just below the waterline. 1.3056 0.04856 144 109 26 9
2454 Disney is everywhere. 1.3056 0.04955 144 110 24 10
2455 Just a little advice from a lifelong vegan, that crap will kill you. 1.3056 0.05147 144 112 20 12
2456 Sure, we could swim over there. But then we’d feel awful about ourselves the next day. 1.3056 0.04755 144 108 28 8
2457 Aren’t you glad we cut out sugar? 1.3056 0.04438 144 105 34 5
2458 Good stealth design, but the periscopes are a bit too obvious. 1.3056 0.04856 144 109 26 9
2459 Nothing tastes as good as mirages look. 1.3056 0.04546 144 106 32 6
2460 I vote for leaving Low Carb Island. 1.3054 0.04471 167 126 31 10
2461 It's what happens when Titanic meets a Shirley Temple film. 1.3053 0.05071 131 99 24 8
2462 It is the quintessental desserted island. 1.3053 0.05185 131 100 22 9
2463 The sand shark spent all night setting that up for us. 1.3053 0.04953 131 98 26 7
2464 This is why he's Moby-Dick and not Moby-Nice 1.3053 0.05407 131 102 18 11
2465 I'd kill to have all that. 1.3052 0.04637 154 116 29 9
2466 I say it’s more Koons than it is Christo. 1.3052 0.04544 154 115 31 8
2467 Plastic garbage vortex, or the big rock candy mountain? 1.3051 0.04890 118 86 28 4
2468 I knew I should have spell- checked "dessert." 1.3051 0.05036 118 87 26 5
2469 Those sharks really mean to get us this time. 1.3051 0.05451 118 90 20 8
2470 Well, at least it’s not deserted. 1.3050 0.04925 141 107 25 9
2471 I always pass on dessert islands. 1.3050 0.04606 141 104 31 6
2472 I really would have preferred the Good Ship Lollipop. 1.3050 0.05027 141 108 23 10
2473 That’s one sweet island 1.3050 0.04715 141 105 29 7
2474 It can only be described as a horrid pun. 1.3050 0.04715 141 105 29 7
2475 We probably shouldn’t have eaten the banana float first. 1.3050 0.04821 141 106 27 8
2476 Our mirages have grown so cliché. 1.3050 0.05027 141 108 23 10
2477 A. I have been in the sun too long and it's a mirage. B. The sharks have gotten sophisticated. 1.3050 0.04821 141 106 27 8
2478 I regret asking for the sugar-free option. 1.3050 0.04925 141 107 25 9
2479 looks sweet over there 1.3050 0.04821 141 106 27 8
2480 And here we are, so close to a desserted island. 1.3050 0.05027 141 108 23 10
2481 The presentation is a little tacky... 1.3049 0.04357 164 122 34 8
2482 No, no. We’re on a desert island, that’s a dessert island. 1.3047 0.05268 128 98 21 9
2483 I don’t like the way they’re looking at us. 1.3047 0.04905 128 95 27 6
2484 We really lucked out. That other island would have ruined my diet. 1.3047 0.04648 128 93 31 4
2485 That's the icing on the cake, Larry 1.3046 0.04791 151 115 26 10
2486 I'm praying it's a loading port for the Good Ship Lollipop. 1.3046 0.04407 151 111 34 6
2487 They’re never as good as they look. 1.3046 0.04506 151 112 32 7
2488 Not much of a dessert man, myself. I prefer savory. 1.3046 0.04603 151 113 30 8
2489 Why did it have to be the Good Ship Lollipop that crashed? 1.3046 0.04698 151 114 28 9
2490 You see two women? Where are your priorities, dude? 1.3046 0.04603 151 113 30 8
2491 It’s the Galollilopagos island 1.3046 0.04190 174 129 37 8
2492 What if we just don't tell your doctor? 1.3043 0.04666 161 123 27 11
2493 I think I'd prefer THAT desserted island. 1.3043 0.04781 138 103 28 7
2494 I don’t know. These coconuts are almost ripe. 1.3043 0.04669 138 102 30 6
2495 The Good Ship Lollypop's surviving crew members wait for rescue on the sunny beach of Peppermint Bay. 1.3043 0.04669 138 102 30 6
2496 All I’m saying is, if I’m going to die, I might as well die of diabetes. 1.3043 0.04890 138 104 26 8
2497 You go first, I'll let you know if I see any sharks. 1.3043 0.04497 161 121 31 9
2498 The second s is important. 1.3043 0.04997 138 105 24 9
2499 I saw some sharks build that last night. 1.3043 0.05683 115 89 17 9
2500 Damn, and me with no toothbrush. 1.3043 0.04582 161 122 29 10
2501 That’s the real temptation island! 1.3043 0.04497 161 121 31 9
2502 None of it will taste as good as thin feels. 1.3043 0.05102 138 106 22 10
2503 Desert","dessert",whoever knew it would make such a difference 1.3041 0.04857 148 113 25 10
2504 I have to admit I thought Temptation Island would be different. 1.3041 0.04462 148 109 33 6
2505 I like this place better.Its classic 1.3041 0.04761 148 112 27 9
2506 Dessert, not desert. 1.3041 0.04761 148 112 27 9
2507 They all pair beautifully with coconut. 1.3041 0.04462 148 109 33 6
2508 It's amazing what a single "s" can do to your life. 1.3041 0.04857 148 113 25 10
2509 Maybe I should've swam over to you. 1.3041 0.05222 148 117 17 14
2510 I don’t know if I spelled it wrong, or if my Genie mis-read it, but the bottom line is Dessert Island is over there, and I am here. 1.3041 0.04950 148 114 23 11
2511 Obviously a typo. 1.3040 0.05474 125 97 18 10
2512 Stupid autocorrect. 1.3038 0.04894 158 123 22 13
2513 I just don't think anyone would buy a memoir called "Stranded on a Dessert Island." 1.3038 0.04372 158 117 34 7
2514 At least we'll live longer. 1.3038 0.04640 158 120 28 10
2515 Why is our island only deserted? 1.3038 0.04372 158 117 34 7
2516 Nice try dessert shark! 1.3038 0.04811 158 122 24 12
2517 The swim should burn off the calories. 1.3038 0.04553 158 119 30 9
2518 Unless there is an insulin island nearby, I suggest we stay here. 1.3037 0.04962 135 102 25 8
2519 I'm afraid I'm starting to hallucinate. You don't see kale, do you? 1.3037 0.04962 135 102 25 8
2520 I’m more of a savory kind of guy. 1.3037 0.04734 135 100 29 6
2521 But what are its tax policies? 1.3037 0.04734 135 100 29 6
2522 At least we're stranded on the "healthy-choices" island. 1.3037 0.05073 135 103 23 9
2523 A little gaudy if you ask me. 1.3037 0.05073 135 103 23 9
2524 I never would have expected that our final Survivor competition would be an Atkins diet challenge. 1.3037 0.05180 135 104 21 10
2525 Well, now there's more for us, and the shark is probably full. 1.3037 0.04962 135 102 25 8
2526 I understand son, I just feel this island is more authentic and besides, coconut milk is a healthy alternative. 1.3037 0.04495 135 98 33 4
2527 The Good Ship Lollipop" would have been sufficient. 1.3037 0.05073 135 103 23 9
2528 Trick or Treat? 1.3037 0.04850 135 101 27 7
2529 Our coconuts are healthier, son. 1.3037 0.04734 135 100 29 6
2530 I'd rather not, every time we go there I gain ten pounds. 1.3036 0.04683 168 130 25 13
2531 I thought the option with the extra ‘s’ was a typo 1.3034 0.04727 145 109 28 8
2532 I always wondered where the Good Ship Lollipop docked. 1.3034 0.04624 145 108 30 7
2533 Someday I'll learn to spell "dessert." 1.3034 0.04925 145 111 24 10
2534 You go, I’m gluten free. 1.3034 0.04827 145 110 26 9
2535 I always wondered what happened to the Good Ship Lollipop. 1.3034 0.05021 145 112 22 11
2536 For the next wish, can you please turn off the auto-correct? 1.3034 0.04925 145 111 24 10
2537 There must be easier ways to explain trade with China to me. 1.3034 0.04624 145 108 30 7
2538 Dang, at least we got a sweet view. 1.3034 0.04624 145 108 30 7
2539 Yes, they said the rehab is going to be hard. 1.3034 0.04519 145 107 32 6
2540 I didn’t realize Weight Watchers would be so literal. 1.3034 0.04624 145 108 30 7
2541 what was the name of that board game we played as a kid? 1.3034 0.04519 145 107 32 6
2542 Now all we need is to survive a sugar crash. 1.3034 0.04624 145 108 30 7
2543 I don't care if it's a mirage. That's how I met you, isn't it? 1.3033 0.05446 122 94 19 9
2544 I’ve always fantasized about spending time on a desserted island. 1.3033 0.05446 122 94 19 9
2545 Never let a dyslexic book your vacation. 1.3033 0.05059 122 91 25 6
2546 It sure looks sweeter on the other side! 1.3032 0.04519 155 116 31 8
2547 Let's try the desserted island. 1.3030 0.05037 132 100 24 8
2548 Methinks it be jetsam from The Good Ship Lollipop. 1.3030 0.05037 132 100 24 8
2549 The Good Ship Lollipop stopped there last night. 1.3030 0.04583 165 126 28 11
2550 Yeah, but it doesn't have you 1.3030 0.05151 132 101 22 9
2551 I don't see any bacon, do you?? 1.3028 0.04687 142 106 29 7
2552 How was I suppose to know Desserted Island wasn't a typo? 1.3028 0.05095 142 110 21 11
2553 Sharks? I'm worried about diabetes. 1.3028 0.04792 142 107 27 8
2554 Yeah, but there's like, zero nutritional value over there. 1.3028 0.04239 142 102 37 3
2555 I thought these were desert islands 1.3028 0.04579 142 105 31 6
2556 I know they say "the grass is always greener" but I'm struggling to see the downfall of the other side right now. 1.3028 0.05095 142 110 21 11
2557 You’re right. It wasn’t there yesterday. It must be an ile flottant. 1.3028 0.04895 142 108 25 9
2558 I recommend The tiramisu. 1.3028 0.04579 142 105 31 6
2559 Another one of God's little jokes. 1.3028 0.04687 142 106 29 7
2560 Are we just deserted or did we get our just desserts? 1.3028 0.04895 142 108 25 9
2561 Even if I could swim, I’m still a diabetic. 1.3026 0.04282 152 111 36 5
2562 Darn gerrymandering! 1.3026 0.04671 152 115 28 9
2563 Are you sure this isn't a board game? 1.3026 0.04577 152 114 30 8
2564 I think we should lay off the LSD. 1.3026 0.04943 152 118 22 12
2565 No, I’m pretty sure it’s not vegan. 1.3025 0.04298 162 120 35 7
2566 It's crazy that neither of us can swim. 1.3025 0.04803 162 126 23 13
2567 There's just no way to know if it's my cheat day. 1.3023 0.05233 129 99 21 9
2568 Do you think it's an all inclusive? 1.3022 0.04527 139 102 32 5
2569 If you had remembered the extra 's', we'd be vacationing on dessert island. 1.3022 0.05172 139 108 20 11
2570 I always wondered why they called them "desserted. 1.3022 0.05370 139 110 16 13
2571 Yes, you have done some amazing things with fish and coconuts. 1.3022 0.04860 139 105 26 8
2572 But that’s what this one looked like from a distance, too! 1.3022 0.04752 139 104 28 7
2573 Sharks" hell! What about the gluten?? 1.3022 0.04527 139 102 32 5
2574 We need to update the spelling on our GPS. 1.3020 0.04733 149 113 27 9
2575 Harold and Karen would never mistake desert for dessert again. 1.3020 0.04921 149 115 23 11
2576 It looks much better from a distance. 1.3020 0.04119 149 107 39 3
2577 I left cuz I’m on a low-carb diet. What about you? 1.3020 0.04538 149 111 31 7
2578 Just another deserted island. 1.3020 0.04828 149 114 25 10
2579 You know, I've been rethinking this whole Paleo thing. 1.3020 0.04637 149 112 29 8
2580 These are a few of my favorite things. 1.3020 0.04538 149 111 31 7
2581 Funny, I once said I'd rather be marooned on a deserted island than play Candy Land ever again... 1.3020 0.05013 149 116 21 12
2582 But is it artisanal? 1.3020 0.05013 149 116 21 12
2583 Either that's a dessert island or my eyes made a typo. 1.3019 0.04349 159 118 34 7
2584 It’s just Fake Food! 1.3019 0.04615 159 121 28 10
2585 No way! Refined sugars will kill you. 1.3019 0.04439 159 119 32 8
2586 Not until you finish your dinner island. 1.3016 0.05197 126 96 22 8
2587 Coconuts are much healthier you said. 1.3016 0.05073 126 95 24 7
2588 That good ship tragically went down somewhere in this area. 1.3015 0.05355 136 107 17 12
2589 Looks like they're going all out for this year's Fyre festival. 1.3015 0.04931 136 103 25 8
2590 Before climate change, it was called Big Rock Candy Mountain. 1.3015 0.05040 136 104 23 9
2591 No, No, I told you to book us on a DESSERT island. 1.3015 0.04931 136 103 25 8
2592 Yes, but were they made in a plant that processes peanuts? 1.3015 0.04705 136 101 29 6
2593 What, no coffee? 1.3015 0.04705 136 101 29 6
2594 Nah, you go ahead. I'm really trying to cut down on sugar. 1.3014 0.04597 146 109 30 7
2595 That’s ok. You go. I’m on a diet. 1.3014 0.04493 146 108 32 6
2596 So if I swim butterfly, I'd burn an extra 200 calories? 1.3014 0.04387 146 107 34 5
2597 That cruise ruined sweets for me. 1.3014 0.04896 146 112 24 10
2598 Dude, if it's just a mirage how come we both see it? 1.3014 0.04597 146 109 30 7
2599 Some get stranded on a tropical island, some on a desert, and some on a... dessert? 1.3013 0.04306 156 115 35 6
2600 Dessert Island"? Must be a typo 1.3013 0.04585 156 118 29 9
2601 Thi is where a U-Boat sunk the Good Ship Lollipop. 1.3013 0.04848 156 121 23 12
2602 As a third grade teacher, I'm a little conflicted about seeing a dessert island. 1.3013 0.04762 156 120 25 11
2603 Aspartame. 1.3012 0.04396 166 125 32 9
2604 Wish we had a cakewalk 1.3011 0.04303 176 133 33 10
2605 Yup, climate change: the Big Rock Candy Mountain is almost under water. 1.3008 0.05155 123 93 23 7
2606 We finally found a diet that seems to work, and now this! 1.3008 0.04889 133 100 26 7
2607 We should have played Candy Land instead of survivor 1.3008 0.05335 133 104 18 11
2608 So that’s what you meant when you said you wanted a taste of paradise 1.3008 0.05227 133 103 20 10
2609 Do you think there's an island with pizza and beer? 1.3008 0.04399 133 96 34 3
2610 You go ahead---I'm running short of insulin. 1.3008 0.04889 133 100 26 7
2611 Hypoglycemia can really play games with your mind. 1.3008 0.04651 133 98 30 5
2612 At least, our island is non-GMO, vegan and gluten-free. 1.3007 0.04966 143 110 23 10
2613 If you can keep the sharks distracted, I’ll save you a cupcake. 1.3007 0.04659 143 107 29 7
2614 It's a mirage; they're really fruits and vegetables. 1.3007 0.04763 143 108 27 8
2615 Why'd we have to land on the Desert Island?! 1.3007 0.04763 143 108 27 8
2616 Nah, dream us a boat. 1.3007 0.04659 143 107 29 7
2617 Shall we desert the desert for the dessert? 1.3007 0.04865 143 109 25 9
2618 Just our luck; we didn't land on the Dessert Island 1.3007 0.04645 153 116 28 9
2619 Well ,I was fantasizing something a little more nutritious 1.3007 0.04645 153 116 28 9
2620 That’s a sweet view. 1.3007 0.04736 153 117 26 10
2621 In retrospect, I'm not sure that choosing 'a friend' as the one thing I would bring to a deserted island was the best choice. 1.3007 0.04736 153 117 26 10
2622 It's gotta be the wreckage of the Good Ship Lollipop! 1.3007 0.04826 153 118 24 11
2623 I think they 're from the wreck of the Good Ship Lollipop. 1.3006 0.04449 163 123 31 9
2624 Oh, The difference one ‘s’ can make! 1.3006 0.04363 163 122 33 8
2625 Tell me again why we didn’t opt for the “desserted island” package. 1.3000 0.04935 140 107 24 9
2626 What with your diabetes and my gluten allergy.....seriously? 1.3000 0.05139 140 109 20 11
2627 They're deserters from the Good Ship Lollipop. 1.3000 0.04612 140 104 30 6
2628 Oh, that's the Good Ship Lollipop's home port. 1.3000 0.04965 120 89 26 5
2629 I think it's a trick that looks like a treat 1.3000 0.04309 150 110 35 5
2630 Sweet view. Pity about the commute, though. 1.3000 0.04935 140 107 24 9
2631 After the Atkins and South Beach tribes fought to a standstill, another group took over. 1.3000 0.05038 140 108 22 10
2632 "Who was it that said, 'Life is short. Eat dessert first!'?" 1.3000 0.04706 150 114 27 9
2633 We have two choices- poor nutrition or no nutrition 1.3000 0.05104 120 90 24 6
2634 Go ahead. You can swim over but I think they look like antennae. 1.3000 0.04706 150 114 27 9
2635 It's a trap John... 1.3000 0.04935 140 107 24 9
2636 I can't help but think this is all just my dentist trolling me. 1.3000 0.04612 140 104 30 6
2637 Forget the sharks . . . sugar is the real killer. 1.3000 0.04242 170 127 35 8
2638 Mirage or meringue either way I’m going for it! 1.3000 0.04612 140 104 30 6
2639 It's just a typo. 1.3000 0.04983 150 117 21 12
2640 I picked the wrong week to go carb-free. 1.3000 0.04723 140 105 28 7
2641 Who knew there was such a thing as a desserted island? 1.3000 0.04963 130 98 25 7
2642 And then what? Die from type 2 diabetes? 1.2994 0.04455 167 127 30 10
2643 Damn, these sharks have an imagination! 1.2994 0.04614 167 129 26 12
2644 Think you can learn to swim before they build a wall? 1.2994 0.04560 157 119 29 9
2645 I'd like to buy an S. 1.2994 0.04470 157 118 31 8
2646 On paper, the difference seems negligible. 1.2994 0.04560 157 119 29 9
2647 I didn't notice that yesterday, did you? 1.2994 0.04736 157 121 25 11
2648 Lucky for me I'm a cannibal 1.2994 0.04821 157 122 23 12
2649 So much for your mirage. Now it's my turn. 1.2994 0.04649 157 120 27 10
2650 Just our luck: I’m diabetic and you’re watching your weight. 1.2993 0.04867 147 113 24 10
2651 If I'm going to hallucinate about food, I'd prefer Katz's deli. 1.2993 0.04770 147 112 26 9
2652 They’re stale 1.2993 0.04770 147 112 26 9
2653 Isn't it crazy how much difference a single letter makes? 1.2993 0.04467 147 109 32 6
2654 Sweet view. 1.2993 0.04570 147 110 30 7
2655 That's where the Good Ship Lollipop ran aground. 1.2993 0.04867 147 113 24 10
2656 I'm pretty sure it's a mirage, not meringue. 1.2993 0.04867 147 113 24 10
2657 Candy is in isle one. Palm oil is in this isle. 1.2993 0.04961 147 114 22 11
2658 I'm glad we left. 1.2993 0.04900 137 104 25 8
2659 I don’t know about you but maybe it’s time to reconsider this whole Paleo thing. 1.2993 0.04900 137 104 25 8
2660 It's probably a mirage, but how do you explain the smell? 1.2993 0.04900 137 104 25 8
2661 Don't bother. It's all store-bought. 1.2993 0.04900 137 104 25 8
2662 It is clearly a mirage: look at all those empty calories! 1.2993 0.04789 137 103 27 7
2663 Damn spell checker. 1.2992 0.05513 127 100 16 11
2664 Relax...they're probably not kosher for Passover. 1.2992 0.04652 127 93 30 4
2665 You're the one who said 'No-one uses travel agents in 2019'. 1.2988 0.04253 164 122 35 7
2666 This desert island is boring. We should upgrade to the dessert island package. 1.2988 0.04592 164 126 27 11
2667 do you think they're a mirage or we are? 1.2987 0.04619 154 117 28 9
2668 Last week my hallucination was BBQ Island. 1.2987 0.04619 154 117 28 9
2669 Id rather have a Continental Breakfast 1.2987 0.04526 154 116 30 8
2670 So, this is what Hell looks like. 1.2987 0.04526 154 116 30 8
2671 They call that a dessert island. 1.2986 0.04735 144 109 27 8
2672 Apparently it's an offshore sugar-tax haven. 1.2986 0.04836 144 110 25 9
2673 There's that "Dessert Island" you're always hearing about. 1.2986 0.04631 144 108 29 7
2674 Good luck. I've been trying to beat this Candy Crush level for the last nine years. 1.2986 0.04836 144 110 25 9
2675 Terrible time to be diabetic. 1.2986 0.04416 144 106 33 5
2676 If I didn't love coconuts so much I'd say we go for it! 1.2986 0.04525 144 107 31 6
2677 Must be for people marooned on a desert island who can't spell. 1.2986 0.04935 144 111 23 10
2678 I'd prefer a savory mirage. 1.2986 0.04735 144 109 27 8
2679 I hated candyland 1.2985 0.04621 134 99 30 5
2680 I think our genie had a hearing problem. I really did say "dessert island". 1.2985 0.04972 134 102 24 8
2681 Do you want to go out for lunch? 1.2985 0.04621 134 99 30 5
2682 I'm just saying, as our diet stands, we have room for one cheat day 1.2985 0.05193 134 104 20 10
2683 I had a dream like this once...without you. 1.2985 0.05405 134 106 16 12
2684 Sometimes I wish we were stranded on a dessert island. 1.2984 0.05369 124 96 19 9
2685 We can sail across on The Good Ship Lollipop". 1.2982 0.04459 171 131 29 11
2686 Travelocity autocorrected when I misspelled desert. 1.2981 0.04565 161 123 28 10
2687 Did you know there are two S's in dessert? 1.2981 0.04118 161 118 38 5
2688 I think the dessert chef went overboard. 1.2981 0.04479 161 122 30 9
2689 Even Candyland couldn't avoid Climate Change 1.2981 0.04814 161 126 22 13
2690 No, you go ahead. I'm on a cleanse. 1.2980 0.04486 151 113 31 7
2691 Don't get excited, it's just a dessert mirage. 1.2980 0.04773 151 116 25 10
2692 A mirage? I thought that only happened in the desert. 1.2980 0.04584 151 114 29 8
2693 Is this our just desert? 1.2980 0.04486 151 113 31 7
2694 Your inability to spell has really cost us this vacation. 1.2980 0.04387 151 112 33 6
2695 The hallucinations are becoming more unhealthy. 1.2980 0.04486 151 113 31 7
2696 My luck, I just started going paleo. 1.2980 0.04584 151 114 29 8
2697 If only it were organic. 1.2980 0.04864 151 117 23 11
2698 Looks good to me, and I'm a dentist. 1.2980 0.04864 151 117 23 11
2699 Not until tomorrow; that's my cheat day. 1.2979 0.04905 141 108 24 9
2700 You know you'll just end up ruining your appetite. 1.2979 0.04905 141 108 24 9
2701 You go. I'm on a low-sugar diet. 1.2979 0.05107 141 110 20 11
2702 Nouveau riche. 1.2979 0.05205 141 111 18 12
2703 As your dentist, I advice against it. 1.2979 0.04694 141 106 28 7
2704 The last thing we need is empty calories. 1.2977 0.04686 131 97 29 5
2705 Sure, but it's just empty calories. 1.2976 0.04269 168 126 34 8
2706 Sometimes I’m sorry I gave up carbs 1.2975 0.04260 158 117 35 6
2707 Tell me again. Is it dessert or desert? 1.2975 0.04535 158 120 29 9
2708 They say Sammy Davis, Jr. used to live there. 1.2975 0.04164 158 116 37 5
2709 I really wish I could swim. 1.2975 0.04794 158 123 23 12
2710 Is this a climate change issue? 1.2973 0.04644 148 112 28 8
2711 Too much sugar. My fantasy island is all carbs and pizza. 1.2973 0.04742 148 113 26 9
2712 Not without my toothbrush, Jim. 1.2973 0.04544 148 111 30 7
2713 It was the summit of the Big Rock Candy Mountain before climate change. 1.2973 0.05115 148 117 18 13
2714 Bummer, I thought it was Taco Tuesday. 1.2973 0.04544 148 111 30 7
2715 Big deal. They don't have a desalination plant either. 1.2973 0.04932 148 115 22 11
2716 Dessert island. Get it 1.2973 0.04932 148 115 22 11
2717 So close, yet so far. 1.2973 0.04742 148 113 26 9
2718 It's just empty calories. 1.2973 0.04838 148 114 24 10
2719 The frosting is always greener on the other island. 1.2973 0.04337 148 109 34 5
2720 It was a floating-island competition that got out of hand. 1.2971 0.04459 175 135 28 12
2721 Well yeah but I gave up sweets for Lent 1.2971 0.04531 138 102 31 5
2722 Just another example of the importance of spelling. 1.2971 0.05185 138 108 19 11
2723 We should have asked for the dessert not desert island 1.2971 0.04976 138 106 23 9
2724 Did the brochure say desert or dessert island? 1.2971 0.04976 138 106 23 9
2725 Only after we find a dinner island 1.2971 0.04869 138 105 25 8
2726 And you know, 90% of those dessertbergs are under water! 1.2971 0.04759 138 104 27 7
2727 I'm sure glad I left plenty of room for a desserted island. 1.2970 0.04403 165 125 31 9
2728 Yeah, it's fun, but parking's a nightmare. 1.2970 0.04318 165 124 33 8
2729 At least we have our insulin. 1.2970 0.04231 165 123 35 7
2730 The off-axis symmetry really irks me. 1.2969 0.05005 128 97 24 7
2731 Is it election time again already? 1.2969 0.04753 128 95 28 5
2732 Only on my cheat day 1.2969 0.04753 128 95 28 5
2733 I would, but I don't want to ruin my appetite. 1.2969 0.05586 128 102 14 12
2734 Well, what do *you* want to watch? 1.2969 0.04880 128 96 26 6
2735 Empty carbs, dude. 1.2969 0.04880 128 96 26 6
2736 Yet another sign we've received our just desserts. 1.2968 0.04406 155 116 32 7
2737 But if it’s still there on Holy Thursday, I’m doing it. 1.2968 0.04593 155 118 28 9
2738 You'll spoil your dinner Andy...... 1.2968 0.04310 155 115 34 6
2739 Did last night's sea urchin taste funny to you? 1.2968 0.04310 155 115 34 6
2740 I say we stay here. That kind of stuff will kill you. 1.2968 0.04593 155 118 28 9
2741 Oh look. Now the Ferguson's have coconut macaroons. 1.2966 0.04603 145 109 29 7
2742 The Diet Works Only If You Can't Swim 1.2966 0.04498 145 108 31 6
2743 Survivor: Diabetes Edition 1.2966 0.04706 145 110 27 8
2744 ''Thanks to global warming, that's all that's left of the big rock candy mountain'' 1.2963 0.04827 135 102 26 7
2745 Yeah, looks too good to be true. 1.2963 0.04456 162 123 30 9
2746 Which island has two esses? 1.2963 0.05159 135 105 20 10
2747 The ocean is made of soda, but unfortunately I peed in it. 1.2963 0.05159 135 105 20 10
2748 This is the best mirage yet! 1.2963 0.04940 135 103 24 8
2749 The mainland never looked so sweet. 1.2963 0.04280 162 121 34 7
2750 He said, "Piece of candy? Go for a ride?" and I end up here. What's your story? 1.2961 0.04745 152 117 25 10
2751 That gives a whole new meaning to “desserted island,” doesn’t it? 1.2961 0.04836 152 118 23 11
2752 I think they spelled it wrong. 1.2961 0.04745 152 117 25 10
2753 Is mirage spelt with one 'r', or two? 1.2961 0.04461