Contest #652


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652

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “Tell them what happened in the lab, Harry.”
  2. “Who are you drinking?”
  3. “And she has hundreds of sons about the same age as your daughter.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2019-03-03T16:07:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2019-03-17T15:07:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2019-03-11T15:07:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued March 18, 2019
Number of captions 10025
Number of responses 1454910
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 I wish we'd noticed that before eating Bob. 1.7407 0.07357 135 71 28 36
1 I wish we’d seen that before we ate Dave. 1.7178 0.06484 163 85 39 39
2 I do not see a lifesaver. 1.6962 0.06267 158 80 46 32
3 Think there are any Life Savers? 1.6953 0.07404 128 70 27 31
4 See any Lifesavers? 1.6596 0.07105 141 82 25 34
5 I really don't have any room left after we ate John. 1.6582 0.06584 158 90 32 36
6 I see two palm trees, a tire, and some driftwood. Why do you ask? 1.6562 0.06017 160 83 49 28
7 Over there they call it macarooned. 1.6500 0.06642 140 76 37 27
8 Oldest shark trick in the book 1.6475 0.06915 139 79 30 30
9 If only we had a Life Saver. 1.6319 0.06592 144 81 35 28
10 Looks desserted to me. 1.6258 0.06546 155 91 31 33
11 It looks totally desserted. 1.6205 0.05830 166 90 49 27
12 Is it just me or are the sharks getting smarter? 1.6133 0.06401 150 86 36 28
13 If you say 'desserted island' one more time.... 1.6115 0.06238 157 90 38 29
14 Looks completely desserted. 1.6057 0.06005 175 103 38 34
15 It appears desserted. 1.5987 0.06140 152 86 41 25
16 Over there we’d be macarooned. 1.5973 0.06239 149 85 39 25
17 So dessert island wasn’t a typo after all. 1.5901 0.06198 161 96 35 30
18 The least they could do is throw us a Life Saver. 1.5887 0.06292 141 80 39 22
19 It looks like the sharks have upped their game 1.5874 0.06380 143 83 36 24
20 It's a trick. Once you get over there they try to sell you a timeshare. 1.5833 0.05789 144 77 50 17
21 Chances are, one of us isn't real either... 1.5802 0.06588 131 76 34 21
22 And I thought we had wrecked near the Sandwich Islands. 1.5797 0.06325 138 79 38 21
23 After eating Johnson, I don't have room for dessert. How about you? 1.5767 0.06330 163 102 28 33
24 It's called the Isle of Just Desserts. 1.5764 0.06041 144 81 43 20
25 Too bad there's no life savers. 1.5743 0.05995 148 84 43 21
26 Looks like it's desserted. 1.5694 0.06206 144 84 38 22
27 The Sandwich Islands must be nearby. 1.5677 0.05863 155 89 44 22
28 Ronald, I swear, if you call that a "desserted" island one more time... 1.5645 0.07173 124 78 22 24
29 I've been there. It's a miniature golf course. 1.5634 0.06117 142 82 40 20
30 I could have sworn these were the Sandwich Islands... 1.5621 0.05926 153 89 42 22
31 Looks like we're macarooned. 1.5621 0.05853 153 88 44 21
32 It’s the Isle of Just Desserts. 1.5620 0.06459 137 82 33 22
33 'Looks desserted.' 1.5603 0.06070 141 81 41 19
34 Well, now that we've polished off Mary Ann, Ginger, The Howells, and the Professor, guess we could swim over there for a little dessert... 1.5574 0.06589 122 71 34 17
35 Remember to wait a half hour before you swim back. 1.5547 0.06353 128 74 37 17
36 Give me that dang lamp before you waste the next two wishes! 1.5517 0.06705 145 94 22 29
37 A boat, Kevin. You should have wished for a boat. 1.5507 0.06429 138 84 32 22
38 I thought you said these were the sandwich islands! 1.5488 0.05757 164 98 42 24
39 Do you think they have lifesavers over there? 1.5466 0.05639 161 94 46 21
40 I thought you said we were going to the Sandwich Islands. 1.5455 0.06304 132 78 36 18
41 It’s obviously desserted. 1.5455 0.05906 154 92 40 22
42 It looks like a desserted island. 1.5442 0.05969 147 87 40 20
43 according to Yelp, the buttercream alone is worth the trip 1.5429 0.05358 175 102 51 22
44 Do you suppose it has life savers? 1.5429 0.06197 140 84 36 20
45 Weird, no Life Savers... 1.5396 0.06233 139 84 35 20
46 We could use Life Savers. 1.5385 0.06099 143 86 37 20
47 I've read enough German fairy tales to know not to fall for it. 1.5364 0.05851 151 90 41 20
48 Great. Now my appetite is spoiled for my dinner mirage. 1.5357 0.06602 140 90 25 25
49 It’s one of the Greek islands- Dextrose. 1.5344 0.06618 131 82 28 21
50 I guess we didn’t have to eat Danny. Or our raft. 1.5321 0.06196 156 100 29 27
51 If I make it, i’ll throw you a Life Saver. 1.5315 0.06261 143 89 32 22
52 It's a well-known shark trick. 1.5290 0.05744 138 79 45 14
53 Of course they forgot the Life Savers. 1.5263 0.06046 152 95 34 23
54 I'm staying put. That island is clearly desserted. 1.5263 0.06629 133 85 26 22
55 When was that island desserted? 1.5259 0.06636 135 87 25 23
56 Oh, you see that too? We probably should've talked about that before we ate Steve. 1.5248 0.05919 141 84 40 17
57 Seriously? A dessert island? 1.5247 0.05822 162 101 37 24
58 You're not thinking about desserting me too? 1.5235 0.06067 149 93 34 22
59 Maybe we are the illusion 1.5217 0.06190 138 85 34 19
60 What exactly was your third wish? 1.5215 0.05318 163 95 51 17
61 I am seeing naked ladies; what are you seeing? 1.5212 0.05409 165 98 48 19
62 Do you think the whole island is desserted? 1.5212 0.05610 165 101 42 22
63 You said the Jones’s weren’t going to decorate this year. 1.5211 0.06138 142 88 34 20
64 All that, and not a life saver to be seen ! 1.5205 0.06240 146 93 30 23
65 I think that’s what they call a dessert island. 1.5177 0.06172 141 88 33 20
66 Last year there were 2 rows of chocolate chips but, you know - climate change. 1.5172 0.05881 145 88 39 18
67 Dude, what was in that coconut? 1.5168 0.05683 149 89 43 17
68 You do realize that was our third wish. 1.5146 0.05398 171 104 46 21
69 You should be pleased to know, it takes my mind off of eating you." 1.5135 0.05792 148 90 40 18
70 So this is hell. 1.5119 0.05663 168 106 38 24
71 Let's swim to the Sandwich Islands first. 1.5109 0.05779 137 81 42 14
72 I've got a bad feeling about this, Gretel. 1.5068 0.06392 146 97 24 25
73 Seems like the First Class passengers are holding up okay. 1.5068 0.05852 146 90 38 18
74 You know, if it weren’t for autocorrect, we would be on dessert island right now. 1.5068 0.06166 146 94 30 22
75 Do you think there’s a Lifesaver over there? 1.5068 0.05932 146 91 36 19
76 You think they’ve got any Lifesavers? 1.5065 0.05772 154 96 38 20
77 Definitely desserted. 1.5063 0.05661 158 98 40 20
78 Clever, clever sharks. 1.5041 0.06466 123 77 30 16
79 That island is obviously desserted. 1.5039 0.06429 129 82 29 18
80 That's why they call it Statin Island! 1.5036 0.06140 137 86 33 18
81 It's the island of just desserts! 1.5036 0.05987 139 86 36 17
82 That must be the desserted island. 1.5034 0.05963 145 91 35 19
83 Figures! We get the desert island and they get the dessert island. 1.5032 0.05616 157 97 41 19
84 Nobody over there. It’s desserted. 1.5000 0.06350 126 79 31 16
85 It seems to be desserted. 1.5000 0.05717 136 81 42 13
86 Reminds me of the Republican tax plan 1.5000 0.06141 142 91 31 20
87 I dont see any lifesavers over there... 1.5000 0.06243 146 96 27 23
88 Even my delusions are just out of reach. 1.5000 0.05841 138 84 39 15
89 And thus concludes the tale of Baskin Robinson Crusoe. 1.5000 0.06547 126 81 27 18
90 Your mother goes to such great lengths to get us to visit. 1.5000 0.06249 126 78 33 15
91 How about that? A desserted island! 1.4966 0.06199 145 95 28 22
92 It's the gummy sharks that scare me. 1.4965 0.05603 143 86 43 14
93 It looks as if its desserted. 1.4965 0.06267 143 94 27 22
94 Well I don’t think it’s one of the Sandwich Islands. 1.4963 0.06120 135 85 33 17
95 Yeah, but we've got the nicer view. 1.4957 0.06380 117 72 32 13
96 They were just a scone's throw from a desserted island. 1.4938 0.05890 162 107 30 25
97 True, but we've got shade. 1.4936 0.05419 156 95 45 16
98 Yeah, I don't see it either. 1.4931 0.06075 144 93 31 20
99 Alas, here we are, but for a simple spelling mistake. 1.4930 0.06140 142 92 30 20
100 All that candy, and not one lifesaver. 1.4926 0.06434 136 90 25 21
101 Who knew sharks could bake? 1.4918 0.06610 122 79 26 17
102 Yesterday it looked like a roasted chicken. 1.4906 0.05563 159 100 40 19
103 Frankly, I wish it were Sandwich Island. 1.4902 0.05650 153 96 39 18
104 I yearn for the simple old days, when there was only pie-in-the-sky. 1.4901 0.05782 151 96 36 19
105 Trust me, if we had chosen that island all we would be thinking about is the simple beauty of this one. 1.4895 0.05860 143 90 36 17
106 Of course you don't think it's real, you've been nothing but negative since we washed up here. 1.4889 0.06470 135 90 24 21
107 Looking back we had it pretty good there 1.4880 0.05318 166 103 45 18
108 It looks pretty desserted. 1.4877 0.05623 162 104 37 21
109 No dinner, no dessert. 1.4874 0.06522 119 76 28 15
110 Ooh, that reminds me. We're also out of coffee. 1.4867 0.05888 150 97 33 20
111 I can't believe they still have their candy canes up. 1.4865 0.05870 148 95 34 19
112 That island is completely desserted. 1.4861 0.06232 144 96 26 22
113 So tell me again. When the ship sank why did we swim here? 1.4861 0.05486 144 87 44 13
114 That island looks desserted. 1.4859 0.06379 142 96 23 23
115 As mirages go, it's particularly cruel. 1.4855 0.06276 138 91 27 20
116 Looks like that island is desserted. 1.4839 0.06322 124 79 30 15
117 If you knew how to spell, we'd be on dessert island. 1.4837 0.05649 153 97 38 18
118 That one looks both deserted and desserted" 1.4836 0.06293 122 77 31 14
119 Remember when this one looked like that? 1.4828 0.05962 145 94 32 19
120 Looks like a desserted island to me. 1.4828 0.06041 145 95 30 20
121 I think it's desserted. 1.4828 0.06760 116 76 24 16
122 Dear Editor: I am sorry that you have to read 3000 captions about a desserted island. 1.4825 0.06106 143 94 29 20
123 I'm holding out for Taco Tuesday. 1.4823 0.05747 141 88 38 15
124 So *that's* why they call it a desserted island 1.4823 0.06172 141 93 28 20
125 The sharks have sure upped their game. 1.4818 0.06225 137 90 28 19
126 Hmm, I guess Amazon DOES deliver everywhere. 1.4815 0.05449 135 80 45 10
127 It's a new mirage; yesterday it was two-for-one beers. 1.4812 0.06187 133 86 30 17
128 That's what sharks call phishing. 1.4812 0.06000 133 84 34 15
129 But what if we're the mirage? 1.4811 0.07248 106 71 19 16
130 So that's what a desserted island looks like. 1.4808 0.05786 156 102 33 21
131 I'd say it looks desserted. 1.4808 0.05641 156 100 37 19
132 It's not the swim over, it's the swim back... 1.4808 0.05492 156 98 41 17
133 We can die healthy here, or swim over and die happy there. 1.4803 0.06108 127 80 33 14
134 Seriously, Frank, if "marooned on a dessert island" wasn't funny six months ago, it's not funny now. 1.4800 0.06183 150 102 24 24
135 I'll bet it's crawling with ants. 1.4800 0.05411 150 92 44 14
136 It's desserted. 1.4800 0.05962 150 99 30 21
137 Now do you see why spelling matters? 1.4797 0.05947 148 97 31 20
138 The sharks have really upped their game. 1.4789 0.05889 142 91 34 17
139 We can work it off on the way back. 1.4786 0.06604 117 76 26 15
140 Yeah,but we have to wait an hour to swim back. 1.4786 0.05865 140 89 35 16
141 Adam, somehow this feels like a test. 1.4783 0.05838 138 87 36 15
142 If only there was a sugar plum ferry. 1.4780 0.05908 159 107 28 24
143 I wish this island was desserted. 1.4777 0.05827 157 104 31 22
144 So, you choose to believe THIS, but not global warming?!? 1.4771 0.05493 153 96 41 16
145 Did your note in a bottle say "Deserted, send help" or "Help, send dessert" 1.4769 0.06481 130 87 24 19
146 Sure, it looks good but it's just eye candy. 1.4765 0.05992 149 99 29 21
147 Is this what you meant by getting our 'just desserts'? 1.4762 0.05404 147 90 44 13
148 "I presume it's our just desert." 1.4762 0.06245 126 81 30 15
149 Yeah, but we’d have to wait an hour before we swam back. 1.4755 0.06023 143 94 30 19
150 That island's been desserted for years. 1.4748 0.05806 139 88 36 15
151 Yeah, it's close, but the water's infested with Swedish Fish. 1.4744 0.05925 156 105 28 23
152 Why don't you swim over there and see if you can rustle us up a lifesaver. 1.4737 0.05358 152 94 44 14
153 As far as mirages go, this is the best one yet. 1.4737 0.05826 152 100 32 20
154 Location, location, location 1.4730 0.05788 148 96 34 18
155 Miami sure went under quick. 1.4726 0.06085 146 98 27 21
156 You don't say. I see naked women. 1.4726 0.05766 146 94 35 17
157 Because I'm your dentist, that's why. 1.4718 0.05971 142 93 31 18
158 The Airbnb review said, "Sweet view." 1.4717 0.05188 159 98 47 14
159 Honey.. Why does it seem like the Robinsons are always trying to out do us? 1.4710 0.05926 138 89 33 16
160 Dont do it. You’ll spoil your dinner. 1.4710 0.06014 138 90 31 17
161 Well, we are out of coconuts... 1.4710 0.05439 155 98 41 16
162 Remember to wait an hour before swimming back. 1.4706 0.05569 153 98 38 17
163 We could swim for it, though, at best, we'd be macarooned. 1.4701 0.06417 134 91 23 20
164 I know it's been really foggy since we got here, but I'm just saying that, well, we may have been a little premature, you know, eating my leg. 1.4695 0.05830 164 112 27 25
165 Nope, that’s a dessert island. 1.4691 0.06014 162 113 22 27
166 You can't swim it. The waters are infested with gummy fish. 1.4688 0.05460 160 103 39 18
167 Don't learn to swim, you said. We'll never need to, you said. 1.4685 0.05938 143 94 31 18
168 What, and spoil dinner? 1.4684 0.05511 158 102 38 18
169 And stare at a tree? No, thank you. 1.4676 0.06319 139 95 23 21
170 Are they EVER going to take down the Christmas decorations? 1.4676 0.05893 139 90 33 16
171 This whole trip has been one bad decision after another. 1.4675 0.05617 154 100 36 18
172 I would have preferred a main course island. 1.4672 0.05680 137 86 38 13
173 You had to eat the lifesavers 1.4671 0.05823 152 101 31 20
174 C'mon, Hansel, what's the worst that could happen? 1.4667 0.05473 165 108 37 20
175 Why don't you swim over there and see if you can rustle us up some lifesavers. 1.4663 0.05726 163 110 30 23
176 Dessert Island? I thought that was a typo. 1.4662 0.06089 133 87 30 16
177 Hmm … looks quite desserted. 1.4658 0.05764 146 95 34 17
178 That genie gave you ONE wish and that's all you could think of? 1.4653 0.05739 144 93 35 16
179 Legend has it that the good ship Lollipop went down near here. 1.4653 0.05654 144 92 37 15
180 Maybe we should have waited before eating Phillip. 1.4648 0.05884 142 93 32 17
181 I always wanted to be on a dessert island. 1.4641 0.05165 153 94 47 12
182 Is it my imagination or is that a dessert island? 1.4634 0.06031 123 78 33 12
183 I thought Dessert Island was a typo when I first saw it on the map.... 1.4631 0.05834 149 99 31 19
184 It's an illusion, Dwayne. It's really nothing but kale and quinoa. 1.4631 0.05596 149 96 37 16
185 Do they deliver? 1.4621 0.06216 132 88 27 17
186 No, I don't see anything. 1.4621 0.05874 145 96 31 18
187 Yeah, but we have a tree. 1.4621 0.05955 145 97 29 19
188 I know, but look on the bright side, we have a tree. 1.4620 0.05130 158 98 47 13
189 These sharks don't give up. 1.4615 0.05767 143 93 34 16
190 You go ahead, I don't want to spoil my dinner. 1.4615 0.05851 156 106 28 22
191 Think we can make it? Looks like a piece of cake. 1.4615 0.05767 143 93 34 16
192 Eye candy. 1.4611 0.05488 167 111 35 21
193 Looks like just another desserted island to me. 1.4610 0.05914 141 93 31 17
194 I told you this place wasn’t desserted. 1.4605 0.06041 152 105 24 23
195 Oh, I get it. Desserted island. 1.4604 0.05618 139 88 38 13
196 I'm waiting for pie in the sky. 1.4603 0.06633 126 87 20 19
197 Obviously DESSERTED! 1.4595 0.05862 148 99 30 19
198 C'mon. We'll burn it off in the swim back. 1.4595 0.05622 148 96 36 16
199 Beware the gummy sharks. 1.4595 0.05703 148 97 34 17
200 Those humpback whales are getting really sarcastic. 1.4591 0.05695 159 107 31 21
201 If the sharks don’t get us the refined sugar will. 1.4589 0.05678 146 95 35 16
202 what if we're their mirage? 1.4589 0.05922 146 98 29 19
203 So help me God, Carl, you say "dessert island" one more time and I will kill you. 1.4588 0.05284 170 111 40 19
204 I’ve never heard of anyone being stranded on a dessert island. 1.4586 0.06270 133 90 25 18
205 It looks so desserted. 1.4586 0.05307 157 100 42 15
206 Wanna sit on the other side and look at the island of naked models again? 1.4583 0.06065 144 98 26 20
207 I’m gonna wait for one with a bar. 1.4583 0.05736 144 94 34 16
208 Clearly it's a dessert island. 1.4576 0.06553 118 79 24 15
209 Hey, do you think there are lifesavers over there? 1.4575 0.05864 153 104 28 21
210 You really don't see it? 1.4574 0.06128 129 85 29 15
211 Huh...I thought we were in the Sandwich Islands. 1.4570 0.05695 151 100 33 18
212 No one’s over there - it’s desserted. 1.4565 0.06095 138 93 27 18
213 It's oddly desserted over there. 1.4565 0.06181 138 94 25 19
214 Ok. Cool. Now lets imagine our sailboat. 1.4565 0.06095 138 93 27 18
215 I've heard of mirages,but this takes the cake. 1.4564 0.05511 149 96 38 15
216 At least we don't have ants. 1.4557 0.05432 158 103 38 17
217 But then we'd get fat and it would be harder to meet people. 1.4552 0.06031 145 99 26 20
218 As hallucinations go, it's not bad. 1.4545 0.05411 143 90 41 12
219 Look! A desserted island. 1.4545 0.05501 143 91 39 13
220 I wish I could swim." "I wish you could spell. 1.4545 0.06212 132 89 26 17
221 Do you think they're looking at us as a source of protein? 1.4540 0.05586 163 110 32 21
222 Once more: THIS is a desert island, and THAT is a dessert island. Understand? 1.4539 0.05818 152 103 29 20
223 Chill...it's an old cannibal trick. 1.4539 0.05510 152 99 37 16
224 Offshore baking. 1.4538 0.05993 130 85 31 14
225 It certainly looks desserted. 1.4533 0.05482 150 97 38 15
226 Cane mutiny survivors? 1.4530 0.05103 181 119 42 20
227 The sharks are getting a lot more creative. 1.4524 0.06234 126 84 27 15
228 I swam over once. They’re plastic. 1.4519 0.06014 135 90 29 16
229 I'm glad we made the healthy choice. 1.4510 0.04902 153 93 51 9
230 If the sharks don't get us the sugar will. 1.4507 0.05705 142 93 34 15
231 I think these are carb infested waters. 1.4507 0.05616 142 92 36 14
232 *This* close to being macarooned 1.4500 0.05664 160 109 30 21
233 I thought you said, ‘Swim for the desert island.’ 1.4500 0.05852 140 93 31 16
234 Do you think they have a root beer float that could take us there? 1.4500 0.05852 140 93 31 16
235 Do me one favor, will you - stop saying 'dessert' island. 1.4497 0.05669 149 99 33 17
236 It's the lost city of Fatlantis. 1.4497 0.05340 149 95 41 13
237 If we were stuck on that island,I'd hate myself. But since we're stuck on this island,I hate you. 1.4496 0.05923 129 84 32 13
238 If you want coffee with dessert, the next island is Java. 1.4493 0.05915 138 92 30 16
239 The swimming will cancel out the calories. 1.4493 0.05733 138 90 34 14
240 Another cartoonist who can’t spell. 1.4491 0.05548 167 114 31 22
241 You think we're the main course? 1.4490 0.05726 147 98 32 17
242 But these are gummy shark infested waters. 1.4489 0.05145 176 116 41 19
243 I liked the mirage with the girls better. 1.4488 0.06195 127 85 27 15
244 I've tried swimming over there several times but it's all just a gimmick to try to get you to sign up for cable TV. 1.4487 0.05326 156 101 40 15
245 Swim to the one with the tree you said. We need shade, you said. 1.4487 0.05554 156 104 34 18
246 If we must be stranded, why not on a dessert island instead? 1.4485 0.05979 136 91 29 16
247 How 'bout we go for a quick swim and then grab some dessert? 1.4483 0.05867 145 98 29 18
248 We need to stop smoking whatever this tree is made of. 1.4483 0.05948 145 99 27 19
249 Don't be fooled. Those are antennae. 1.4483 0.05530 145 94 37 14
250 How come you never invite me to your place? 1.4481 0.05454 154 101 37 16
251 I liked it better when it was a Starbucks. 1.4479 0.05376 163 108 37 18
252 At least we have somewhere to go for our vacation. 1.4478 0.05857 134 88 32 14
253 I don’t know, I’m actually in the mood for pizza. 1.4468 0.05906 141 95 29 17
254 Remember when our island used to look like that. 1.4468 0.05819 141 94 31 16
255 I blame spell-check. 1.4467 0.05559 150 99 35 16
256 Yesterday it looked like pizza. 1.4462 0.05785 130 84 34 12
257 Tempting, but we should probably hit the sandwich isles first. 1.4462 0.06184 130 88 26 16
258 The Lord works in misspelled ways. 1.4459 0.05614 148 98 34 16
259 Let's wait until they try barbecue and a bucket of beer on ice. 1.4453 0.06034 137 93 27 17
260 Nobody knows why their civilization died out. 1.4452 0.05326 146 93 41 12
261 Don't say: "it's better than being macarooned on a dessert island" ever again. 1.4452 0.05915 146 100 27 19
262 Frankly, I prefer yesterday’s steak dinner mirage. 1.4452 0.05189 155 99 43 13
263 I hear their president wants to build a gingerbread wall. 1.4444 0.06430 126 87 22 17
264 As mirages go, it's pretty sweet! 1.4444 0.04954 162 102 48 12
265 Yeah that’d be sweet, but I would kill for some toilet paper 1.4444 0.05728 144 96 32 16
266 In retrospect, life was sweeter over there. 1.4444 0.05642 144 95 34 15
267 And that's what became of the cane mutiny. 1.4444 0.05632 153 103 32 18
268 If it makes you feel any better, we are also surrounded by undrinkable water. 1.4444 0.05632 153 103 32 18
269 Pretty sure it's a meringue... 1.4437 0.05609 151 101 33 17
270 Tomorrow we'll fantasize Hillary won. 1.4427 0.06240 131 90 24 17
271 If you start singing “Candyman” again, I swear I’ll kill you. 1.4423 0.05624 156 106 31 19
272 Judging by that desserted isle, I guess we're somewhere near the Tropic of Candicorn. 1.4419 0.06019 129 86 29 14
273 It's just the tip of an icing berg. 1.4419 0.06019 129 86 29 14
274 This is like one of those New Yorker cartoons. 1.4414 0.05612 145 96 34 15
275 Maybe. But we've got the fiber. 1.4412 0.05400 136 86 40 10
276 Wow...a floating typo! 1.4412 0.05274 170 114 37 19
277 Why didn't we end up on that desserted island? 1.4408 0.05658 152 103 31 18
278 If we swim over, we can't swim back for 2 hours. 1.4408 0.05580 152 102 33 17
279 We stay put. No one has ever been rescued from a dessert island." 1.4406 0.05755 143 96 31 16
280 I'm saving myself for entree island. 1.4406 0.05492 143 93 37 13
281 Sure you'd make it, it's a piece of cake. 1.4406 0.05668 143 95 33 15
282 You know Thomas, they're looking at us and thinking the same thing. 1.4405 0.05452 168 115 32 21
283 Do you suppose they see us the same way we see them? 1.4403 0.05656 134 87 35 12
284 We came that close to being stranded on a dessert island." 1.4394 0.06013 132 89 28 15
285 The starvation I can deal with. It's the pun that's killing me. 1.4390 0.06015 123 81 30 12
286 But can we really trust our eyes after the mermaid incident? 1.4388 0.05696 139 92 33 14
287 The Jones's love to rub it in. 1.4387 0.05574 155 105 32 18
288 Maybe they deliver. 1.4385 0.05779 130 85 33 12
289 So god DOES have a sense of humor. 1.4379 0.05232 153 99 41 13
290 I might as well put that island right on my thighs. 1.4375 0.05723 144 97 31 16
291 I never realized how clever sharks are. 1.4375 0.05443 160 108 34 18
292 Yes, that island is most definitely desserted. 1.4375 0.05947 128 85 30 13
293 I thought hell would have flames. 1.4368 0.05245 174 118 36 20
294 But the 2 mile swim to Kale Cove would be better for your core. 1.4361 0.05374 133 84 40 9
295 How much insulin do we have left? 1.4359 0.05470 156 105 34 17
296 All we need is an ice cream float 1.4357 0.05754 140 94 31 15
297 You can have your island and eat it too 1.4357 0.06016 140 97 25 18
298 I don't think we should go, it looks desserted. 1.4356 0.05296 163 109 37 17
299 I swear! If you say that's the way the cookie crumbles ONE more time... 1.4351 0.05748 154 107 27 20
300 No, no. I’d much rather be here with you. 1.4348 0.05121 161 105 42 14
301 Nice eh? Last night I saw the sharks building it. 1.4340 0.05610 159 110 29 20
302 This whole time I thought you were saying 'desert' island. 1.4336 0.05749 143 97 30 16
303 I went there once, too touristy. 1.4336 0.05663 143 96 32 15
304 Yes but it certainly looks desserted 1.4333 0.05886 120 78 32 10
305 Frankly, I liked the pizza mirage better. 1.4331 0.05290 157 104 38 15
306 The better hallucination would be a boat, dear. 1.4331 0.05213 157 103 40 14
307 Now that’s what I call a dessert island. 1.4331 0.06183 127 87 25 15
308 I'm pretty sure it's a dessert island. 1.4326 0.05449 141 92 37 12
309 Dougs not coming back is he? 1.4326 0.05809 141 96 29 16
310 We can swim over if you want, but it looks desserted! 1.4324 0.05604 148 100 32 16
311 A dessert island just seems wrong somehow. 1.4324 0.05437 148 98 36 14
312 I say we're headed for a period of global icing. 1.4323 0.05015 155 99 45 11
313 See, that island probably has ants. 1.4321 0.05097 162 106 42 14
314 I don’t know, Gretel. It looks like a trap. 1.4318 0.05811 132 88 31 13
315 You couldn't have aimed for the desserted island? 1.4317 0.05690 139 93 32 14
316 The swim back will work off the calories. 1.4317 0.05408 139 90 38 11
317 This is my favorite hallucination. 1.4314 0.05308 153 101 38 14
318 One more ‘desserted island’ joke and I swear I’ll eat you. 1.4312 0.05438 160 109 33 18
319 Empty calories vs. no calories is looking pretty good. 1.4312 0.05217 160 106 39 15
320 Sharks? No, it’s the high fructose corn syrup that scares me. 1.4309 0.05896 123 81 31 11
321 Well, you gotta decide before high tide. 1.4309 0.05546 123 78 37 8
322 On the way there, you're all hopes and dreams, but on the way back, you're just shark bait... 1.4307 0.05655 137 91 33 13
323 Hey look — a desserted island. 1.4307 0.06111 137 96 23 18
324 Really? In my mirage it's all gouda and brie and manchego. 1.4307 0.05842 137 93 29 15
325 And your second wish? 1.4307 0.05749 137 92 31 14
326 Look, a dessert island! 1.4306 0.05456 144 95 36 13
327 Ahhh. “Desserted island.” 1.4306 0.05545 144 96 34 14
328 It's called a dessert island. 1.4306 0.05717 144 98 30 16
329 I wouldn't worry... last week, I thought I saw Chutes and Ladders... 1.4305 0.05520 151 102 33 16
330 This one’s empty. That one’s desserted. 1.4296 0.05811 135 91 30 14
331 When we're done we have to wait an hour before we swim back. 1.4296 0.05600 142 95 33 14
332 One of these days, we're just going to forget that we're dentists. 1.4296 0.05689 142 96 31 15
333 I wish we'd skipped appetizer island now. 1.4295 0.05324 149 98 38 13
334 I prefer to eat local. 1.4295 0.05324 149 98 38 13
335 Did you type "deserted" or "desserted" island into the booking website? 1.4295 0.05813 149 104 26 19
336 I wonder if they deliver? 1.4295 0.05073 156 101 43 12
337 These hallucinations are getting better. 1.4294 0.05235 177 122 34 21
338 Really? My hallucination is a lot of naked women. 1.4286 0.05517 154 105 32 17
339 That’s a desserted island! 1.4286 0.05439 154 104 34 16
340 Now do you believe me about rising sea levels? Look what’s become of Big Rock-candy mountain. 1.4277 0.05358 166 114 33 19
341 How about we take the Life Savers. 1.4277 0.05605 159 111 28 20
342 That was The Big Rock Candy Mountain before climate change. 1.4276 0.05648 152 105 29 18
343 Of COURSE I'd swim across, but all the lifesavers are over there 1.4276 0.05648 152 105 29 18
344 That island looks totally desserted. 1.4275 0.05528 138 91 35 12
345 I’ve noticed my energy and attention levels have really improved since we got off that god-forsaken thing. 1.4275 0.05738 131 87 32 12
346 There’s the proof. Global sweetening. 1.4275 0.05839 131 88 30 13
347 Of course, I requested a desserted island! Damned spell check! 1.4269 0.05108 171 115 39 17
348 Meh. I’m waiting for a mirage with liquor. 1.4268 0.05285 157 105 37 15
349 Don’t try to sugarcoat it, we picked the wrong island. 1.4268 0.05048 157 102 43 12
350 No,” you said, “Why would we need swimming lessons?” you said 1.4267 0.05380 150 100 36 14
351 I don't know, I heard that neighborhood is a little unsavory. 1.4267 0.05624 150 103 30 17
352 Looks like a dessert island. 1.4266 0.05657 143 97 31 15
353 The irony is not lost on me that the dessert island is deserted. 1.4266 0.05389 143 94 37 12
354 Here we are on a desert island because you couldn't spell. 1.4266 0.05912 143 100 25 18
355 It’s just desserts. 1.4265 0.05962 136 94 26 16
356 See, I told you the mushroom was edible. 1.4265 0.06142 136 96 22 18
357 You don't suppose there's a roll of LIFE SAVERS? 1.4264 0.06490 129 93 17 19
358 Oh, that's a dessert island. 1.4260 0.05219 169 115 36 18
359 Not until you finish your fronds. 1.4259 0.05240 162 109 37 16
360 What do you mean "we have to have dinner first." 1.4257 0.05515 148 100 33 15
361 What I wouldn’t give for a Lifesaver... 1.4257 0.05171 148 96 41 11
362 You want to head over there after dinner? 1.4257 0.05515 148 100 33 15
363 No, that one's desserted. 1.4255 0.05975 141 99 24 18
364 Desert, dessert, potato, potahto. 1.4254 0.05643 134 89 33 12
365 Even here, my hallucinations are 100% carbs. 1.4251 0.05596 167 119 25 23
366 What a cruel way to explain what a homonym is. 1.4250 0.05287 160 108 36 16
367 These sharks are really bringing their A game. 1.4247 0.05819 146 102 26 18
368 Just our luck. You can't swim and I've got diabetes" 1.4245 0.06039 139 98 23 18
369 What would Gilligan do? 1.4245 0.05864 139 96 27 16
370 Now if we can just get past the gummi sharks... 1.4245 0.05591 139 93 33 13
371 You know, maybe we're the mirage. 1.4242 0.06189 132 93 22 17
372 I always wanted to be shipwrecked on a dessert island ... 1.4242 0.05804 132 89 30 13
373 ...So Monopoly and Chutes and Ladders were mirages, but Candyland is a go? 1.4241 0.05334 158 107 35 16
374 ...and I was just about to eat you. 1.4241 0.05484 158 109 31 18
375 Our island isn't much, but it's got a sweet view." 1.4240 0.05360 125 79 39 7
376 That's all there's left of the Good Ship Lollipop. 1.4234 0.06192 137 98 20 19
377 That's a completely desserted island. 1.4234 0.05835 137 94 28 15
378 You start with one and pretty soon you've eaten a whole archipelago. 1.4234 0.05648 137 92 32 13
379 Nice to finally see the difference between desert island and a dessert island 1.4233 0.05357 163 112 33 18
380 I told you we should have gone with the all-inclusive. 1.4231 0.05609 156 109 28 19
381 I don't know, Gretel. It looks like another trap. 1.4228 0.05486 149 101 33 15
382 No, that's a D-E-S-S-E-R-T island. 1.4228 0.05318 149 99 37 13
383 I can't remember what I've been hallucinating longer, you or that island in the distance. 1.4226 0.05306 168 116 33 19
384 All in all, I'd rather be on the desserted island. 1.4224 0.05548 161 113 28 20
385 That's how you decided to spend our one wish? 1.4221 0.05511 154 106 31 17
386 It’s always sweeter on the other isle 1.4219 0.05933 128 87 28 13
387 When you said 'candy aisle,' I pictured something different. 1.4218 0.05786 147 103 26 18
388 I told you Amazon delivers EVERYWHERE! 1.4218 0.05009 147 94 44 9
389 Hope we're not the main course. 1.4211 0.05241 152 101 38 13
390 Castaway calories don't count. 1.4211 0.05485 152 104 32 16
391 Let's have our cake and islet too. 1.4207 0.05240 145 95 39 11
392 I’m just never enough for you, am I? 1.4207 0.05420 145 97 35 13
393 If you say that's "a sweet view" one more time, you've moving over there. 1.4203 0.05521 138 92 34 12
394 You go, I'm a salty person. 1.4201 0.05146 169 115 37 17
395 Looks pretty sweet over there. 1.4198 0.05931 131 90 27 14
396 Another mirage. Yesterday it was Bud Light. 1.4196 0.05290 143 94 38 11
397 I really was hoping for something salty. 1.4194 0.05248 155 104 37 14
398 For the millionth time; yes, that is a desserted island! 1.4191 0.05863 136 94 27 15
399 Too bad we weren’t macarooned on that island. 1.4189 0.05673 148 103 28 17
400 That genie is a stickler for pronunciation. 1.4189 0.05425 148 100 34 14
401 It's kind of ironic really. I've been misspelling desert for years. 1.4188 0.06218 117 80 25 12
402 Let's wait for the roast beef mirage. 1.4187 0.05053 160 106 41 13
403 Well the AirBNB description did say it was private with tantalizing views. 1.4186 0.05998 129 89 26 14
404 I told you, "dessert islands" are just a typ'o mirage. 1.4184 0.05708 141 97 29 15
405 That's Brexit Island. It's further away than it looks. 1.4184 0.05708 141 97 29 15
406 The bright side is—no ants. 1.4183 0.05047 153 100 42 11
407 Last of the polar icing. 1.4179 0.05927 134 93 26 15
408 Just a consonant away. 1.4178 0.05563 146 100 31 15
409 Look! We've been completely desserted. 1.4177 0.05328 158 108 34 16
410 We may be stranded, but we're not desserted. 1.4173 0.05583 139 94 32 13
411 No, I said DESSERT island! 1.4173 0.05857 139 97 26 16
412 I'm suspicious because an hour ago it was covered with scantily-clad women. 1.4173 0.05676 139 95 30 14
413 Beats an island of kale. 1.4172 0.05345 151 102 35 14
414 I see hot women in bikinis. what do you see? 1.4172 0.05508 151 104 31 16
415 I hear it’s pretty sweet there. 1.4172 0.05177 151 100 39 12
416 Think we can make it past the Swedish fish?” 1.4167 0.05796 132 90 29 13
417 I think it's one of those desserted islands. 1.4167 0.05789 144 101 26 17
418 Amazing what a difference one little letter makes. 1.4167 0.05796 132 90 29 13
419 Remember to wait at least one hour before you swim back. 1.4167 0.05353 144 96 36 12
420 You can try to swim it, but watch for the Swedish fish. 1.4161 0.05561 149 103 30 16
421 We'll be ok. The Good Ship Lollypop comes once a week or so 1.4157 0.05067 166 112 39 15
422 Is it bait or are we? 1.4156 0.05657 154 109 26 19
423 Would you call it home sweet home? 1.4156 0.05187 154 103 38 13
424 If we were on that island I would probably stop dreaming about eating you. 1.4156 0.05581 154 108 28 18
425 You're seeing things, John. That island is clearly desserted. 1.4156 0.05505 154 107 30 17
426 It's a dessert island" 1.4154 0.06059 130 91 24 15
427 Do you think they deliver? 1.4151 0.05376 159 110 32 17
428 Thanks for dinner. Want to head over to my place for a bit of dessert? 1.4150 0.05361 147 99 35 13
429 a desserted island??? 1.4150 0.05447 147 100 33 14
430 Frank's been over there for two hours. Maybe you should go check on him. 1.4150 0.05184 147 97 39 11
431 You know, I had something completely different in mind when my agent booked me on “Temptation Island.” 1.4150 0.05094 147 96 41 10
432 If it was real, there would be more chocolate. 1.4150 0.05361 147 99 35 13
433 They called it the Big Rock Candy Mountain before climate change. 1.4148 0.06075 135 96 22 17
434 No one lives there. It’s a desserted island. 1.4148 0.06075 135 96 22 17
435 Don't spoil your appetite - wait for the main course mirage. 1.4145 0.05557 152 106 29 17
436 It was the roof of the world's largest bakery before the sea began rising. 1.4145 0.05398 152 104 33 15
437 They're trying to attract an Amazon HQ 1.4145 0.05479 152 105 31 16
438 Make sure to wait an hour before you come back. 1.4145 0.05234 152 102 37 13
439 It seems to me we're nowhere near the Sandwich Islands. 1.4143 0.05643 140 96 30 14
440 Go for it if you want. I saw the sharks set it up last night. 1.4143 0.05458 140 94 34 12
441 It never tastes as good as it looks. 1.4143 0.05551 140 95 32 13
442 I’m telling you, one cheat day won’t hurt. 1.4138 0.05413 145 98 34 13
443 It could be worse. There could be a wall around it. 1.4138 0.06007 116 78 28 10
444 It's just as well. I have absolutely no willpower. 1.4138 0.05500 145 99 32 14
445 Yeah, that island is definitely desserted. 1.4136 0.05301 162 112 33 17
446 One letter makes a big difference , huh? 1.4135 0.05955 133 93 25 15
447 I think I’m gonna have to resort to candybalism. 1.4133 0.05197 150 100 38 12
448 Maybe we should relocate to a dessert island. 1.4133 0.05531 150 104 30 16
449 My palm tree doesn't spark joy anymore. 1.4133 0.05611 150 105 28 17
450 Dude, how many more days of the medicinal marijuana do we have left? 1.4130 0.05793 138 96 27 15
451 Best mirage of the week. 1.4130 0.05416 138 92 35 11
452 I kinda regret voting her off the island. 1.4129 0.05476 155 108 30 17
453 It's teeming with gummy sharks. We'd never make it. 1.4126 0.05465 143 97 33 13
454 So it's safe to say the Big Rock Candy Mountain was more impressive before climate change. 1.4126 0.05729 143 100 27 16
455 Dude, check out that island over there.....sweet... 1.4126 0.05465 143 97 33 13
456 desserted island, deserted island --- i knew we should have spell-checked it! 1.4126 0.05643 143 99 29 15
457 Nobody goes there anymore since they switched to high fructose corn syrup. 1.4126 0.05729 143 100 27 16
458 Boy that genie's a real stickler for pronunciation huh? 1.4126 0.05555 143 98 31 14
459 You think the genie will come back? I’m starting to regret my choices. 1.4122 0.05721 131 89 30 12
460 So what if it's not a mirage, neither of us can swim.. 1.4122 0.05923 131 91 26 14
461 Pity about the sharks. 1.4122 0.05332 148 100 35 13
462 After you finish be sure to wait an hour before you try to swim back. 1.4122 0.05332 148 100 35 13
463 That looks good, but the island of naked women is still my favorite mirage. 1.4118 0.05528 153 107 29 17
464 I'm starting to think we should have gone with the all inclusive. 1.4118 0.05569 136 92 32 12
465 I think tooth decay is the least of our worries 1.4118 0.05569 136 92 32 12
466 I think tomorrow I'll sit on the other side of the island. 1.4118 0.05666 136 93 30 13
467 I just assumed the travel agent meant ocean-view suites. 1.4113 0.05611 141 97 30 14
468 This is where you end up for eternity when you cheat at Candyland. 1.4113 0.06168 124 87 23 14
469 I know we agreed you would write the note. I just think "we are stranded next to a dessert island" doesn't really pop. 1.4112 0.06362 107 73 24 10
470 That's probably our best hallucination so far." 1.4110 0.05274 163 113 33 17
471 I've heard of the Sandwich Islands, but this is ridiculous! 1.4110 0.05383 146 99 34 13
472 That's a Desserted Island. Rookie mistake. 1.4109 0.05783 129 88 29 12
473 It’s a piece of cake. 1.4107 0.05362 168 119 29 20
474 Plans to eat you have been postponed. 1.4106 0.05813 151 109 22 20
475 What do you think, Hansel? 1.4106 0.05255 151 102 36 13
476 Desert. Dessert. Do you see now why spelling matters? 1.4104 0.05918 134 94 25 15
477 Not until we've had dinner. 1.4104 0.05424 134 89 35 10
478 Well, here goes my beach body. 1.4104 0.05526 134 90 33 11
479 Do you ever wonder if we’re the mirage? 1.4104 0.05115 173 120 35 18
480 Nah. That one’s way too desserted. 1.4103 0.05597 156 111 26 19
481 Remember how you were soooo sure "dessert island" was just a typo on the map? 1.4103 0.05293 156 107 34 15
482 Don’t you think about desserting me! 1.4103 0.06326 117 82 22 13
483 I told you it looked desserted. 1.4101 0.05759 139 97 27 15
484 It would be a better spot for the hammock. 1.4099 0.05248 161 111 34 16
485 Dude! It's just the acid! We're on your front porch! That's an Ice Cream Truck!! 1.4097 0.05865 144 103 23 18
486 Still don't believe in Global Warming? That's all that's left of the Big Rock Candy Mountain. 1.4094 0.05953 127 88 26 13
487 The sharks are getting mighty cunning, George... 1.4091 0.05584 132 89 32 11
488 Do you ever regret picking the vegan island? 1.4091 0.05686 132 90 30 12
489 Let’s desert the desert for the dessert 1.4088 0.05516 159 113 27 19
490 With a little luck, we could have been shipwrecked on a dessert island. 1.4088 0.05142 159 108 37 14
491 So that’s what you meant by a desserted island. 1.4088 0.05911 137 97 24 16
492 It looks 'dessert-ed'. 1.4085 0.05030 164 111 39 14
493 Those sharks are getting smarter by the day. 1.4085 0.05397 142 96 34 12
494 They're probably stale anyway. 1.4082 0.05266 147 99 36 12
495 Like, I don’t think those were normal mushrooms man! 1.4079 0.05227 152 103 36 13
496 So you can't swim and I'm diabetic... 1.4074 0.05073 162 110 38 14
497 Hey man, that's some powerful weed you got there. 1.4074 0.05691 135 93 29 13
498 I guess spelling really does matter. 1.4074 0.05593 135 92 31 12
499 Looks like the neighbors are having a party. 1.4074 0.04996 162 109 40 13
500 That’s one hell of a desserted island. 1.4074 0.05294 162 113 32 17
501 Remember you thought Bikini Island sounded like paradise, too? 1.4074 0.05691 135 93 29 13
502 I'm sorry. I thought I was signing us up for that desserted island... 1.4074 0.05975 135 96 23 16
503 Even though it cost us our teeth, I don’t regret one moment of the 8 years we spent on that island. 1.4074 0.05787 135 94 27 14
504 So the fish gave you one wish. Just one wish. 1.4071 0.05726 140 98 27 15
505 If it’s not a mirage, it’s a misspelling. 1.4071 0.05635 140 97 29 14
506 Was that strawberry there yesterday? 1.4071 0.05450 140 95 33 12
507 It's called "dessertification". 1.4071 0.05815 140 99 25 16
508 Could be a trick, Hansel 1.4071 0.05450 140 95 33 12
509 They say that sugar is the real killer. 1.4071 0.05354 140 94 35 11
510 Finally, our just desserts. 1.4067 0.05604 150 106 27 17
511 I can't wait for my cheat day. 1.4065 0.05981 123 85 26 12
512 Great choice. Starve or gain back the weight I lost. 1.4062 0.05268 160 111 33 16
513 Actually, you have to hand it to the sharks. It's tempting AND a pretty clever pun. 1.4061 0.05222 165 115 33 17
514 Life Savers?? 1.4061 0.05079 165 113 37 15
515 Nice! Now do the one with roast beef, turkey and mashed potatoes. 1.4058 0.05504 138 94 32 12
516 It seems a little too ‘Hansel and Gretel’, don’t you think? 1.4056 0.04986 143 93 42 8
517 I don't know, I'd feel kinda guilty, not having had dinner. 1.4056 0.05366 143 97 34 12
518 Boy, those sharks are clever. 1.4056 0.05180 143 95 38 10
519 It’s too risky: gluten, sugar, trans fats and sharks. 1.4056 0.05547 143 99 30 14
520 But remember, you have to wait an hour before you can come back. 1.4056 0.05274 143 96 36 11
521 It's a piece of cake for anyone who can swim. 1.4056 0.05366 143 97 34 12
522 I wish we had gotten stranded on the desserted island! 1.4056 0.05722 143 101 26 16
523 Maybe I'm hallucinating, but it looks desserted to me. 1.4054 0.05577 148 104 28 16
524 Well, here we die of starvation. There, diabetes 1.4052 0.05282 153 105 34 14
525 It's an old shark trick. 1.4051 0.05610 158 114 24 20
526 You distract the sharks. I'll cover you. 1.4048 0.05654 126 85 31 10
527 Hey...it's just desserts. 1.4046 0.05712 131 90 29 12
528 I dunno. It feels like a trap. 1.4046 0.05712 131 90 29 12
529 Why couldn't we have landed on the desserted island? 1.4046 0.05394 131 87 35 9
530 As hallucinations go, that's a pretty damned good one. 1.4046 0.05712 131 90 29 12
531 I think we’ll burn all the calories on the way back 1.4043 0.05511 141 97 31 13
532 Let's wait. Tomorrow's my cheat day. 1.4043 0.05324 141 95 35 11
533 It’s not a mirage, it’s a typo. 1.4041 0.05632 146 103 27 16
534 Yes, we can swim over, but we’ll need to wait at least a half hour before we swim back. 1.4041 0.05286 146 99 35 12
535 Don't fall for it. This island looked the same way from over there. 1.4040 0.05247 151 103 35 13
536 Yeah, but you should see the size of the ants. 1.4038 0.04963 156 104 41 11
537 Wanna go out for dessert tonight? 1.4037 0.05241 161 112 33 16
538 Apparently, before global warming, that was Big Rock Candy Mountain. 1.4037 0.05166 161 111 35 15
539 And you said sharks aren't intelligent. 1.4034 0.05885 119 81 28 10
540 It's a trick, I tell ya. It's how it lures its prey 1.4031 0.05668 129 88 30 11
541 Next time you book your fantasy vacation, Ralph, try to remember that “dessert” has a double “s”. 1.4030 0.06188 134 98 18 18
542 Who knew genies took spelling so seriously? 1.4030 0.06096 134 97 20 17
543 I’d swim over, but I know I’d regret it later. 1.4029 0.05659 139 97 28 14
544 So where do you think the rescue boat will stop first? 1.4028 0.05245 144 97 36 11
545 Those sharks are really clever! 1.4028 0.05603 144 101 28 15
546 Dying in a cliché is one thing, but I draw the line at puns. 1.4028 0.05427 144 99 32 13
547 It's as if this weight loss program wants us to fail. 1.4028 0.05427 144 99 32 13
548 The swim is not that far -- piece of cake. 1.4027 0.05464 149 104 30 15
549 Only three and a half stars on Yelp though... 1.4027 0.05209 149 101 36 12
550 We should have paid for the upgrade. 1.4026 0.05491 154 109 28 17
551 Well, they gave me 2 choices, but I forgot how to spell dessert... 1.4026 0.05172 154 105 36 13
552 I know we're starving today, it's just that I'll hate myself tomorrow. 1.4025 0.05288 159 111 32 16
553 What a difference an extra S makes. 1.4024 0.05451 164 118 26 20
554 The irony is that the grass is greener on this side. 1.4016 0.05837 127 88 27 12
555 I love it, I really do. But, next time you come across a genie in a bottle, promise me you'll come get me. 1.4015 0.05362 132 88 35 9
556 It truly is a desserted island. 1.4015 0.05527 137 94 31 12
557 Really? You couldn't have wished us off the island? 1.4015 0.05903 137 98 23 16
558 You know we'll have to wait 30 minutes before we come home? 1.4014 0.05659 142 100 27 15
559 Y'know what else has one "s?" Stranded. 1.4014 0.05601 147 104 27 16
560 Lent always seems to come at a difficult time 1.4014 0.05517 147 103 29 15
561 Don't even think about it - I saw the sharks building it last night. 1.4014 0.05432 147 102 31 14
562 That's what's left of The Big Rock Candy Mountain after climate change. 1.4014 0.05517 147 103 29 15
563 What do you think, Gretel? 1.4013 0.05049 152 102 39 11
564 This is the moment you're supposed to say - 'Life with you is sweet enough!' 1.4013 0.05335 157 110 31 16
565 I say it's just desserts. 1.4013 0.05258 157 109 33 15
566 But you'll probably burn it all off on the swim back 1.4012 0.05215 162 113 33 16
567 Let's stay. We can't just show up empty handed. 1.4011 0.04825 177 121 41 15
568 One thing is certain, it will taste better than the kids. 1.4000 0.05516 150 106 28 16
569 I think we should try the desserted island for a change. 1.4000 0.05109 160 110 36 14
570 Now, can you dream up a boat 1.4000 0.05484 145 101 30 14
571 Just to think we could have been marooned on a dessert island. 1.4000 0.05902 125 87 26 12
572 Ask yourself why the frosting never melts. 1.4000 0.05434 150 105 30 15
573 Wow,talk about eye candy! 1.4000 0.05806 140 100 24 16
574 No, Todd, the irony is not lost on me. 1.4000 0.05351 150 104 32 14
575 I told you when you booked it-Dessert Island has two "S's". 1.4000 0.05682 135 94 28 13
576 Wait,there was an option for a desserted island?!?! 1.4000 0.05626 140 98 28 14
577 I've got a thousand bucks that says it's just a typo. 1.4000 0.05717 140 99 26 15
578 You realize if we swim over there and eat those desserts, we have to wait 3 hours before we can return here. 1.4000 0.05185 160 111 34 15
579 Funny, that’s just how I imagined a desserted island would look. 1.4000 0.05248 140 94 36 10
580 Technically speaking, a desert island is an island, islet or atoll that is not permanently populated by humans. That one, however, is desserted. 1.4000 0.05717 140 99 26 15
581 The artist forgot to draw shark fins, so I think it's safe to swim over. 1.4000 0.05792 125 86 28 11
582 Oh, right. Two esses. 1.4000 0.05656 145 103 26 16
583 You tell me what you see first. 1.4000 0.06011 125 88 24 13
584 I always wondered what life was like on a desserted island. 1.4000 0.05941 130 92 24 14
585 I think it's called a dessert island. 1.4000 0.05306 155 108 32 15
586 ...and we'd burn the calories on the swim back. 1.4000 0.05031 160 109 38 13
587 Yeh-- but we have the palm tree. 1.4000 0.05029 145 96 40 9
588 Sure, it looks nice from here. But pretty soon you're thinking, man, what I really want is a tree. 1.4000 0.05063 155 105 38 12
589 Well, you got your wish. Just you, me, and a desserted island. 1.3988 0.05233 173 124 29 20
590 Well, at least we have a pretty sweet view. 1.3988 0.05214 168 119 31 18
591 Looks even more desserted than ours. 1.3987 0.04995 158 107 39 12
592 Worst typo ever. 1.3987 0.05075 158 108 37 13
593 I'm still full from your Steak Dinner Mirage. 1.3987 0.05023 153 103 39 11
594 But then what would we have to look forward to? 1.3986 0.05140 148 100 37 11
595 Nobody knows exactly, but they suspect the kids from Easter Island. 1.3986 0.05402 148 103 31 14
596 Lets go tonight if you're not busy." 1.3986 0.05486 148 104 29 15
597 The sharks are at it again. 1.3986 0.05569 148 105 27 16
598 I’m certain the brochure said we’d be stranded together on a dessert island. 1.3986 0.05590 138 96 29 13
599 We seem to be on the wrong desserted island. 1.3986 0.05867 138 99 23 16
600 'Of course I'd have preferred the dessert island.' 1.3986 0.05398 138 94 33 11
601 Funny, I thought “desserted island” was just a misspelling. 1.3985 0.05840 133 94 25 14
602 See, now that’s a dessert-ed island! 1.3985 0.05436 133 90 33 10
603 Where are the cigarette trees? 1.3985 0.05937 133 95 23 15
604 Now do you wish we'd auditioned for 'Temptation Island' rather than 'Survivor'? 1.3984 0.05693 128 88 29 11
605 The last mirage had Hooters waitresses and chicken wings. 1.3984 0.06110 128 92 21 15
606 I don't know...what are the Yelp reviews? 1.3984 0.05693 128 88 29 11
607 I bet they have an ant problem. 1.3975 0.04849 161 108 42 11
608 Spelling matters. 1.3974 0.05432 156 111 28 17
609 So I guess we’ll get our just desserts. 1.3974 0.05432 156 111 28 17
610 Too bad we ate the lifesavers. 1.3974 0.05154 151 103 36 12
611 Well, Mom's not here. 1.3974 0.05405 151 106 30 15
612 I‘m so happy we landed on this gluten-free, sugar free, non-dairy, low carb organic island! 1.3973 0.05187 146 99 36 11
613 We could make it - but we'd hate ourselves afterwards. 1.3973 0.05095 146 98 38 10
614 Please swim over there and see if there are peanuts in anything. 1.3973 0.05277 146 100 34 12
615 Our travel agent sucks. 1.3973 0.05187 146 99 36 11
616 The sharks are upping the ante. 1.3973 0.05539 146 103 28 15
617 The genie said to write my wish down. One stupid letter! 1.3973 0.05539 146 103 28 15
618 Yes Dr. Atkins. This is hell. 1.3973 0.05539 146 103 28 15
619 I liked it better when it was Easter Island and had the chocolate bunnies and eggs filled with jelly beans. 1.3972 0.05593 141 99 28 14
620 It's amazing what you can do with discarded plastic when you've got time on your hands. 1.3972 0.05409 141 97 32 12
621 Empty calories? Did you seriously just utter the phrase “empty calories “? 1.3972 0.05593 141 99 28 14
622 I think it’s just another desserted island. 1.3972 0.05593 141 99 28 14
623 Yeah, but this island has free wi-fi. 1.3971 0.05550 136 94 30 12
624 Save my spot. 1.3969 0.05384 131 88 34 9
625 I thought you said swim for the 'deserted' isle. 1.3968 0.05414 126 84 34 8
626 It's always the island you're not on that's desserted. 1.3963 0.05513 164 120 23 21
627 So there is a difference between desert island and dessert island. 1.3961 0.05483 154 110 27 17
628 It looks perfectly safe to me, Gretel. 1.3961 0.05326 154 108 31 15
629 Looks like we've been desserted!" 1.3960 0.05456 149 105 29 15
630 Funny how we never hallucinate about kale or goji berries. 1.3958 0.05506 144 101 29 14
631 I’m pretty certain the sharks built it. 1.3958 0.05594 144 102 27 15
632 The commute keeps me fit 1.3958 0.05327 144 99 33 12
633 Okay, but be sure to wait an hour before swimming back. 1.3955 0.05994 134 97 21 16
634 Go ahead- the sharks are harmless ever since their teeth rotted away. 1.3955 0.05607 134 93 29 12
635 I'm more of a Spice Islands guy. 1.3955 0.05299 134 90 35 9
636 Under the circumstances, I say screw tooth decay. 1.3953 0.05438 129 87 33 9
637 Those sharks are such bastards. 1.3953 0.05763 129 90 27 12
638 Those sharks are devious! 1.3952 0.04876 167 114 40 13
639 I figure it’ll take us 20 minutes to swim there and no more than 2 minutes to swim back. 1.3952 0.04571 167 110 48 9
640 Dessert island. Desert island. What’s the difference? 1.3952 0.05930 124 87 25 12
641 Boy, talk about going a long way for a pun! 1.3951 0.05352 162 116 28 18
642 What will those sharks think of next? 1.3949 0.05250 157 110 32 15
643 This is what I would call bittersweet." 1.3949 0.05250 157 110 32 15
644 We should eat dinner first. 1.3947 0.05294 152 106 32 14
645 I've never seen an island so desserted 1.3946 0.05592 147 105 26 16
646 I guess that you’ve been right all along: these are our just desserts. 1.3944 0.05378 142 98 32 12
647 Just our luck. We end up on the DESERT island. 1.3944 0.05470 142 99 30 13
648 My agent said this casting call was for "The Life of Pie." 1.3944 0.05189 142 96 36 10
649 Those sharks are very clever. 1.3944 0.05824 142 103 22 17
650 That was the wreck of the Good Ship Lollipop 1.3944 0.05470 142 99 30 13
651 Ok, I’m turning off AutoCorrect before I book our next trip. 1.3942 0.05802 137 98 24 15
652 It's glucoser than it looks. 1.3942 0.05614 137 96 28 13
653 So Jerry... Could a dead body hypothetically... just hypothetically... act as a raft for a couple miles? Asking for a friend. 1.3942 0.05517 137 95 30 12
654 Personally, I prefer the nude car wash hallucination. 1.3939 0.05767 132 93 26 13
655 When you’re granted a wish, make sure you spellcheck. 1.3939 0.05767 132 93 26 13
656 That was the best Nutcracker performed by sharks I've ever seen. 1.3939 0.05666 132 92 28 12
657 You go ahead. I'm doing Paleo. 1.3938 0.04783 160 107 43 10
658 I'm holding out for the chocolate mirage. 1.3935 0.04800 155 103 43 9
659 Well the staging is completed. The "For Sale" sign goes up tomorrow. 1.3933 0.05508 150 107 27 16
660 Since the cupcake ate Jack, we probably shouldn’t risk it. 1.3933 0.05172 150 103 35 12
661 Well yeah, but we have a tree. 1.3933 0.05172 150 103 35 12
662 Must be a really unusual microclimate 1.3933 0.05343 150 105 31 14
663 Well, now we know why the desert island was so much cheaper than the dessert island. 1.3931 0.05562 145 103 27 15
664 Once again, spellcheck ruins a dessert island booking. 1.3931 0.05562 145 103 27 15
665 To think, we could have landed on the dessert island. 1.3931 0.05387 145 101 31 13
666 They could have at least stranded us on the desserted island ! 1.3929 0.05708 140 100 25 15
667 The shade is what sold me 1.3929 0.05708 140 100 25 15
668 Did you just call it a desserted island? 1.3929 0.05139 140 94 37 9
669 It must be an uncharted dessert isle. 1.3929 0.05138 168 119 32 17
670 Why didn't we swim to a desserted island? 1.3929 0.05617 140 99 27 14
671 Pretty sweet view, eh, Doug? ... Sorry... that never gets old. 1.3926 0.05032 163 113 36 14
672 I don't blame you, I blame Spell Check. 1.3926 0.05573 135 94 29 12
673 There they are - castaways from the Candy Cane mutiny. 1.3926 0.05371 135 92 33 10
674 These sharks sure are crafty 1.3926 0.05672 135 95 27 13
675 No it's not a mirage -- it's a meringue. 1.3923 0.05830 130 92 25 13
676 That’s all that remains of Big Rock Candy Mountain since the glaciers melted. 1.3922 0.05346 153 108 30 15
677 According to plate tectonics, in 3 million years, we will be eating like kings. 1.3922 0.05099 153 105 36 12
678 Really? Huh. I see beautiful women. 1.3920 0.05781 125 87 27 11
679 their cartoonist can’t spell 1.3916 0.05439 143 100 30 13
680 Glycemic Island--it's been off the charts for centuries. 1.3913 0.05288 138 94 34 10
681 These sharks get craftier every week. 1.3913 0.05580 138 97 28 13
682 I didn't know candy canes grew this far south. 1.3913 0.05151 161 113 33 15
683 I know, but I bet the swim over there would burn at least a hundred calories. 1.3913 0.05151 161 113 33 15
684 I think we both deserve a cheat day. 1.3913 0.05674 138 98 26 14
685 I wonder what we look like to them. 1.3913 0.05226 161 114 31 16
686 Dessert Island. That's clever. 1.3913 0.05300 161 115 29 17
687 I wish I were stranded on a dessert island. 1.3913 0.05674 138 98 26 14
688 If global warming were real, don't you think the icing would have melted?" 1.3913 0.05288 138 94 34 10
689 I have a feeling any rescuers will visit there first. 1.3913 0.05288 138 94 34 10
690 I'm not swimming over there for half a donut. 1.3910 0.05270 156 110 31 15
691 It's only clickbait. 1.3910 0.05348 156 111 29 16
692 We should have chosen that desserted island 1.3910 0.05731 133 94 26 13
693 At least we don't have to deal with the ants. 1.3907 0.05145 151 104 35 12
694 I guess spelling DOES matter.... 1.3907 0.05230 151 105 33 13
695 Maybe we'll feel better if we face some other direction." 1.3906 0.05789 128 90 26 12
696 It’s called ‘Temptation Island’ 1.3905 0.04830 169 116 40 13
697 Yeah, the sweet life is always one island over. 1.3904 0.04992 146 98 39 9
698 Do you think it's desserted? 1.3904 0.05357 146 102 31 13
699 Well, before the ice caps melted, it was known as the Big Rock Candy Mountain. 1.3902 0.05845 123 86 26 11
700 It's just another desserted island. 1.3902 0.06285 123 90 18 15
701 When the brochure said "beach vacation with a sweet view", this is not what I had in mind. 1.3901 0.05399 141 98 31 12
702 paradise flossed 1.3901 0.05584 141 100 27 14
703 Those clever sharks are at it again." 1.3901 0.05584 141 100 27 14
704 At least we have a pretty sweet view. 1.3901 0.05208 141 96 35 10
705 That, my friend, is the difference between a desert island and a dessert island. 1.3901 0.05492 141 99 29 13
706 We were so close to being on a desserted island 1.3901 0.05762 141 102 23 16
707 You go ahead. I never eat dessert. 1.3901 0.05399 141 98 31 12
708 Amazon Prime can deliver anything. 1.3901 0.05110 141 95 37 9
709 Bet they have WiFi. 1.3897 0.05540 136 95 29 12
710 You see candy? I see a hamburger with legs...sitting beside me. 1.3897 0.05441 136 94 31 11
711 It could be a trap. 1.3897 0.05441 136 94 31 11
712 I told you that genie was wearing a hearing aid. 1.3897 0.05920 136 99 21 16
713 it's actually more of a dessert archipelago 1.3896 0.04902 154 104 40 10
714 The pastries are vegan, but the sharks aren't. 1.3893 0.05691 149 109 22 18
715 I say we give Hansel one more day to swim back... 1.3893 0.05363 149 105 30 14
716 I never thought I had to choose between starvation and diabetes. 1.3893 0.05363 149 105 30 14
717 We should have taken the good ship. 1.3893 0.05363 149 105 30 14
718 And I said, Mom, a day is never going to come where I regret not learning to swim..... 1.3892 0.04868 167 115 39 13
719 And that’s the difference between desert and dessert 1.3892 0.04868 167 115 39 13
720 I see a wonderful ilse covered with asian bowls of quinoa and kale salad with beets. Why what do you see? 1.3889 0.04736 162 109 43 10
721 Well, there goes another New Year's resolution 1.3889 0.05497 144 102 28 14
722 Don't worry, the swim back will burn off all the calories. 1.3889 0.05225 144 99 34 11
723 Wait, how do you spell deserted? 1.3885 0.05084 157 109 35 13
724 Damn autocorrect, I said dessert island not desert island. 1.3885 0.05547 139 98 28 13
725 You have to admire the ingenuity of those man-eating sharks. 1.3884 0.06027 121 86 23 12
726 Mirage or real...it's still empty calories. 1.3882 0.05019 170 120 34 16
727 Appetizers and main courses are on other islands. 1.3881 0.05392 134 92 32 10
728 Looks like the big rock candy mountain has succumbed to climate change. 1.3878 0.05239 147 102 33 12
729 So that's my hallucination. What's yours? 1.3878 0.04870 147 98 41 8
730 Now THAT’s a desserted island! 1.3876 0.05751 129 91 26 12
731 That island looks like it would be a pretty sweet place to visit. 1.3876 0.05751 129 91 26 12
732 Maybe eating Dave wasn't the best idea. 1.3875 0.05392 160 116 26 18
733 They're coming for our coconut. 1.3873 0.05728 142 103 23 16
734 It's either a mirage or a desserted island. 1.3871 0.05128 155 108 34 13
735 We have to die somehow. 1.3871 0.05445 155 112 26 17
736 I prefer savory 1.3869 0.05408 137 95 31 11
737 I'm fairly certain the sharks put it there. 1.3869 0.05698 137 98 25 14
738 It's either a mirage or the sharks are smarter than we thought. 1.3869 0.05206 137 93 35 9
739 For Jesus it would have been a cake walk... 1.3869 0.05698 137 98 25 14
740 And here we sit, a dentist and a nutritionist. 1.3867 0.05249 150 105 32 13
741 and at night we have pie in the sky 1.3865 0.04871 163 112 39 12
742 But Mom isn't here and I say we go straight to dessert. 1.3865 0.04871 163 112 39 12
743 You really must be more clear, Carl. I thought you said swim for the “desert” island. 1.3864 0.05552 132 92 29 11
744 So, when you wrote to the travel agent to book our vacation on "The Desserted Island," I'm guessing you ran a spell check. 1.3864 0.06145 132 98 17 17
745 The sharks are pulling out all the stops this time 1.3862 0.05552 145 104 26 15
746 Autocorrect? 1.3862 0.05287 145 101 32 12
747 Before global warming it was Big Rock Candy Mountain. 1.3861 0.05291 158 113 29 16
748 Well, I guess that casts some light on what happened to the Good Ship Lollipop. 1.3861 0.04977 158 109 37 12
749 You turned the oven off...right? 1.3858 0.05814 127 90 25 12
750 Go ahead and try. If a shark doesn't get you, diabetes will. 1.3857 0.05514 140 99 28 13
751 I 'm on a coconut cleanse. Don't let that stop you though. 1.3856 0.05256 153 108 31 14
752 I always thought 'Desserted Island' was just poor spelling. 1.3856 0.05337 153 109 29 15
753 It’s less refined over here. 1.3856 0.05256 153 108 31 14
754 And on the eighth day God made spell check. 1.3855 0.05244 166 120 28 18
755 If only we had something salty to go with it. 1.3852 0.05462 135 94 30 11
756 And you said you couldn’t imagine a more desserted island. 1.3852 0.05661 135 96 26 13
757 and here I am,macarooned with you 1.3852 0.06130 135 101 16 18
758 Desserted. 1.3851 0.05383 148 105 29 14
759 I'm saying it's fake news. 1.3851 0.05121 148 102 35 11
760 Of course it's real -- a mirage would have babes and booze. 1.3851 0.05210 148 103 33 12
761 Well,I say the water is a mirage and the sweets are real. 1.3851 0.05121 148 102 35 11
762 You can open your eyes now, Happy Birthday! 1.3846 0.05053 143 97 37 9
763 Another vacation spoiled by autocorrect. 1.3846 0.05609 130 91 28 11
764 I don't think the Professor and Mary Ann are going to come back. 1.3846 0.05492 156 114 24 18
765 Desert/ dessert - such a fine line. 1.3841 0.05220 151 106 32 13
766 But then I’ll need to brush my teeth. 1.3841 0.04779 151 101 42 8
767 We'd be in paradise if that genie wasn't illiterate! 1.3841 0.05220 151 106 32 13
768 "I see it too, but there's no such thing as a dessert island." 1.3841 0.05569 138 98 27 13
769 Those sharks are very smart. 1.3841 0.05474 138 97 29 12
770 Do I have to spell it out for you? 1.3840 0.05540 125 86 30 9
771 I'm not going. It's just a typo. 1.3840 0.06094 125 91 20 14
772 I was singing 'Big Rock Candy Mountain'when it appeared. "How about trying 'Row, Row, Row your boat? 1.3840 0.06094 125 91 20 14
773 That's one sweet island over there 1.3836 0.05434 146 104 28 14
774 Beware the Island of Just Desserts 1.3836 0.05434 146 104 28 14
775 Remember last week we thought we saw an island made entirely of brisket... 1.3836 0.05434 146 104 28 14
776 I guess that’s what they call a “desserted” island. 1.3835 0.06198 133 100 15 18
777 Not until after dinner. 1.3832 0.05006 167 118 34 15
778 I'm in more of a salty mood. 1.3831 0.05146 154 108 33 13
779 At least I'll never struggle again with the difference between desert and dessert 1.3830 0.05294 141 98 32 11
780 It was a mountain before global warming. 1.3830 0.05573 141 101 26 14
781 ...Yeah, it hasn't moved, but it could still be a trap. 1.3828 0.05448 128 88 31 9
782 It's a mirage. Candy canes aren't in season. 1.3827 0.04886 162 112 38 12
783 Okay, now I just think we’re being messed with. 1.3826 0.05093 149 103 35 11
784 As an English major, I had no choice but to stay on this properly spelled deserted island. 1.3826 0.05437 149 107 27 15
785 What would we do for shade? 1.3826 0.05268 149 105 31 13
786 What three things would you bring? 1.3826 0.05353 149 106 29 14
787 Thank God, it's our Desserted island 1.3824 0.05429 136 95 30 11
788 No, I’m pretty sure I booked the one with two ‘S’s. 1.3822 0.05154 157 111 32 14
789 The problem is if we swim over there we’ll have to wait half an hour before we can go back 1.3821 0.05479 123 84 31 8
790 We can swim it off. 1.3821 0.05717 123 86 27 10
791 Autocorrect didn't book the tickets. You did. 1.3819 0.05575 144 104 25 15
792 Well, shit. 1.3819 0.05487 144 103 27 14
793 We could try. The sharks around here don't have any teeth. 1.3819 0.05575 144 104 25 15
794 I had envisioned the Spice Islands differently. 1.3819 0.05121 144 99 35 10
795 The lemon mirage pie is my favorite 1.3817 0.05468 131 91 30 10
796 I always hated Candyland when I was a kid. Now it doesn't look so bad. 1.3817 0.05468 131 91 30 10
797 Well, SOMEONE planned ahead. 1.3816 0.05021 152 105 36 11
798 Ours is just desert. 1.3816 0.05357 152 109 28 15
799 Best mirage ever! 1.3813 0.05441 139 98 29 12
800 Do you want ants? 'Cuz I bet there are ants. 1.3813 0.05146 139 95 35 9
801 Happy birthday. 1.3813 0.05441 139 98 29 12
802 On the other hand you have to admit those sharks are very clever. 1.3813 0.05345 139 97 31 11
803 What a difference an s makes. 1.3813 0.05536 139 99 27 13
804 Coconuts are nature's candy...coconuts are nature's candy...coconuts are nature's candy... 1.3813 0.05630 139 100 25 14
805 Do you think they have a Department of Foreign Eclairs? 1.3813 0.05812 139 102 21 16
806 What’ll you bet they have salt water taffy? 1.3813 0.04846 160 110 39 11
807 Wreckage from the good ship Lollipop, I believe." 1.3813 0.05084 160 113 33 14
808 As a dentist, I find karma to be a cruel mistress" 1.3813 0.05160 160 114 31 15
809 Autocorrect. My bad. 1.3810 0.05404 147 105 28 14
810 Remember, if we swim out there we have to wait 30 minutes before we can swim back. 1.3810 0.05138 147 102 34 11
811 I guess it’s just deserts. 1.3810 0.05573 147 107 24 16
812 I told you desserted island wasn't a typo, Larry. 1.3810 0.05138 147 102 34 11
813 ‘’I told you a prayer for ‘eye candy’ might not be understood.” 1.3806 0.05119 155 109 33 13
814 Dessert Island. Who’d think one little ‘s’ would make such a big difference! 1.3806 0.05200 155 110 31 14
815 Wouldn't you know it; I just brushed my teeth. 1.3806 0.05119 155 109 33 13
816 I told you to book the one with two S's. 1.3806 0.05685 134 96 25 13
817 Just make sure you don't swim back for at least half an hour afterwards. 1.3804 0.04862 163 113 38 12
818 It’s probably covered in ants. 1.3803 0.05450 142 101 28 13
819 It’s tempting, but I bet the property taxes are insane.. 1.3802 0.05898 121 86 24 11
820 At least my first shipwreck was in the Sandwhich Islands. 1.3801 0.05123 171 124 29 18
821 Damned if we do. Damned if we don’t. 1.3800 0.05324 150 107 29 14
822 These sharks are getting more and more clever. 1.3798 0.05633 129 91 27 11
823 I like it better before the takeover when they were the Sandwich Islands 1.3798 0.05739 129 92 25 12
824 Who knew that one "s" would make such a big difference? 1.3796 0.05397 137 96 30 11
825 I prefer this island for the more authentic castaway experience. 1.3796 0.05296 137 95 32 10
826 I ‘m not going to candy-coat this for you Bill. It’s a mirage and we’re doomed! 1.3793 0.05455 145 104 27 14
827 It's desserted out here. 1.3793 0.05455 145 104 27 14
828 Its a good thing you didn't bring the bag of weed. 1.3793 0.05185 145 101 33 11
829 I wonder what they see when they look at us. 1.3793 0.05092 145 100 35 10
830 If the sharks don't get you, those empty carbs will! 1.3791 0.04995 153 106 36 11
831 What do you think? Mirage or meringue? 1.3791 0.04995 153 106 36 11
832 You idiot!...and that was our last wish too. 1.3791 0.05328 153 110 28 15
833 Looks like we washed up on the wrong desserted island... 1.3791 0.05487 153 112 24 17
834 It's a much more appealing mirage than Kale-Granola island. 1.3791 0.05246 153 109 30 14
835 Yeah. I see it too. 1.3789 0.05057 161 114 33 14
836 I don't see any chocolate! Forget it! 1.3789 0.04980 161 113 35 13
837 Oh...I thought you said dessert--ed island. 1.3788 0.05539 132 93 28 11
838 Too bad it's not a cheat day. 1.3786 0.05116 140 96 35 9
839 It's either a typo or a bad pun. 1.3786 0.05409 140 99 29 12
840 That typo cost us dessert island. 1.3786 0.05687 140 102 23 15
841 Next time, wish for a rescue boat. 1.3786 0.05015 140 95 37 8
842 It's likely a mirage, a spelling error, or perhaps both. 1.3786 0.05596 140 101 25 14
843 Well, the seafood entrees do get kind of repetitive, but the dessert cart is fabulous! 1.3786 0.05216 140 97 33 10
844 Do you actually want ants? Because that's exactly how you get them. 1.3786 0.05409 140 99 29 12
845 I’m so glad we ate the mushrooms 1.3784 0.04927 148 101 38 9
846 I think it looks tacky. 1.3784 0.05287 148 105 30 13
847 I think your second wish should definitely be learning how to swim. 1.3784 0.05287 148 105 30 13
848 You know the rules - no dinner, no dessert. 1.3784 0.05199 148 104 32 12
849 I'd rather have a sub. 1.3780 0.05064 164 117 32 15
850 Wow...yours is good, but mine has wine and women. 1.3778 0.05348 135 94 31 10
851 Imagine for a second you're no longer a nutritionist. 1.3778 0.05649 135 97 25 13
852 I sure hope they're not looking at us the same way. 1.3778 0.05649 135 97 25 13
853 Henry hasn't come back for 5 weeks......ya still think it's mirage? 1.3778 0.05028 135 91 37 7
854 Now that's what I'd call a desserted island. 1.3778 0.05649 135 97 25 13
855 Why couldn’t we have washed up on the dessert island? 1.3778 0.05243 135 93 33 9
856 Why couldn’t we have landed on that dessert island? 1.3776 0.05508 143 103 26 14
857 That darn shark gets more clever every day. 1.3776 0.05326 143 101 30 12
858 I understand Shirley Temple was shipwrecked there. 1.3775 0.05696 151 113 19 19
859 It's desserted, Gilligan. 1.3775 0.05038 151 105 35 11
860 I knew we were in trouble once we crossed the Tropic of Candycorn. 1.3775 0.05210 151 107 31 13
861 I bet my hallucination is better than yours. 1.3775 0.05125 151 106 33 12
862 Wow! A desserted island! 1.3775 0.05618 151 112 21 18
863 I'm really more of a meat and potato guy. 1.3775 0.04949 151 104 37 10
864 This feels just like the Mueller Report. 1.3774 0.05254 159 115 28 16
865 It's not all bad. At least our island has a sweet view. 1.3772 0.04997 167 119 33 15
866 I would have preferred being stranded on the dessert island. 1.3771 0.05032 175 127 30 18
867 Well, it certainly has carb appeal. 1.3769 0.05597 130 92 27 11
868 You can’t seriously believe the four of us are imagining this. 1.3768 0.05652 138 100 24 14
869 That's the difference between us, Doug. You see dessert. I see an obesity epidemic. 1.3768 0.05060 138 94 36 8
870 I thought the brochure said 'desert' island. 1.3768 0.05558 138 99 26 13
871 Expedia said Island Paradise with the Sweetest View. 1.3768 0.05060 138 94 36 8
872 I know it looks good to you now, but those are empty calories. 1.3767 0.05510 146 106 25 15
873 The sharks are getting a little too savvy for my liking. 1.3767 0.05424 146 105 27 14
874 Got Milk? 1.3767 0.04969 146 100 37 9
875 What makes you think it's deserted? 1.3767 0.05424 146 105 27 14
876 The sharks are getting really creative 1.3766 0.05218 154 110 30 14
877 What is this, a New Yorker cartoon? 1.3761 0.06036 117 84 22 11
878 Man... do you know what they put IN that crap? 1.3760 0.05755 125 89 25 11
879 Well, that's just desserts. 1.3760 0.05755 125 89 25 11
880 What would Hansel and Gretel do? 1.3759 0.05607 133 95 26 12
881 We could do worse, the island behind us is made of broccoli. 1.3759 0.05708 133 96 24 13
882 Well, I guess it's a desserted island. 1.3759 0.05282 141 99 31 11
883 I finally understand the distinction between 'desert' and 'dessert'. 1.3759 0.05471 141 101 27 13
884 Let's call it Desserted Island. 1.3758 0.05343 149 107 28 14
885 Any way you look at it, it’s still a desserted island. 1.3758 0.05170 149 105 32 12
886 Sure,but then you'd have to wait 30 minutes before you swim back. 1.3758 0.04992 149 103 36 10
887 Remember we have the better view. 1.3758 0.05145 157 112 31 14
888 No Way! Remember "Hansel and Gretel"? 1.3758 0.04984 157 110 35 12
889 I knew not taking those swimming lessons would come back to haunt us. 1.3758 0.04901 157 109 37 11
890 Must be a typo. 1.3758 0.04965 165 117 34 14
891 At least we're on the healthy island. 1.3757 0.04659 173 120 41 12
892 Sooo, what does your mirage have on it today? 1.3750 0.05074 160 114 32 14
893 Couldn't you have wished for a boat? 1.3750 0.04834 152 104 39 9
894 So, is it d-e-s-e-r-t isle or d-e-s-s-e-r-t isle? 1.3750 0.05387 144 103 28 13
895 Ooh look! A desserted island. 1.3750 0.05387 144 103 28 13
896 The sharks are getting creative. 1.3750 0.05296 144 102 30 12
897 First time at weightwatchers? 1.3750 0.05182 152 108 31 13
898 Those sharks are clever devils...good bakers, too. 1.3750 0.05973 128 94 20 14
899 It probably doesn’t taste as good as it looks. 1.3750 0.05109 144 100 34 10
900 A dessert island, of course. 1.3750 0.05546 128 90 28 10
901 Ok , if we did know how to swim, what would you eat first? 1.3742 0.05190 155 111 30 14
902 We should have wished for a bridge as well. 1.3742 0.04769 155 106 40 9
903 We're screwed. Nobody's ever found in the Toblerone Triangle. 1.3741 0.05217 147 104 31 12
904 Finally UberEats has arrived 1.3741 0.05306 147 105 29 13
905 I told them to drop us off at the dessert island. 1.3741 0.05217 147 104 31 12
906 I would not object if you were to lay off the "Dessert Island" jokes. 1.3741 0.05306 147 105 29 13
907 And you chose the DESERT island! 1.3741 0.05333 139 98 30 11
908 Want to swim over to the desserted island? 1.3741 0.05429 139 99 28 12
909 Go if you must, but it's probably baking over there. 1.3741 0.05333 139 98 30 11
910 That was Big Rock Candy Mountain before the glaciers melted. 1.3741 0.05429 139 99 28 12
911 It's called 'Diabetes Island.' No one's ever returned. 1.3741 0.05618 139 101 24 14
912 What level of Candy Crush do you think that is? 1.3740 0.05666 131 94 25 12
913 But ours is in good taste... 1.3740 0.05122 131 89 35 7
914 Every time I go on a diet, something like this happens - every time! 1.3740 0.05561 131 93 27 11
915 No, that’s Confectionary Cay. Dessert island is just a common spelling error. 1.3736 0.04847 174 124 35 15
916 *This* is why spelling is important. 1.3735 0.04713 166 115 40 11
917 Dude, I am taking my chances with the sharks if you sing The Candy Man one more time 1.3734 0.05273 158 115 27 16
918 We can only get there on the Good Ship Lollipop. 1.3734 0.04876 158 110 37 11
919 Sometimes I just think everything is out of reach 1.3734 0.05118 158 113 31 14
920 I understand, but common sense suggests we wait and see if it’s still there tomorrow. 1.3733 0.04874 150 103 38 9
921 That’s strange. I see three candy canes. 1.3733 0.05054 150 105 34 11
922 But if you were over there, you'd be wanting coconut water. 1.3733 0.05228 150 107 30 13
923 Just remember to wait thirty minutes before swimming back. 1.3733 0.04781 150 102 40 8
924 One has two esses, one has two asses. 1.3733 0.05313 150 108 28 14
925 Sure, it seems better, but do you know what they pay in property taxes?? 1.3732 0.04958 142 97 37 8
926 Okay, we’ll go there. But only on a special occasion. 1.3732 0.05156 142 99 33 10
927 Can't believe this is all that's left of the food pyramid. 1.3732 0.05438 142 102 27 13
928 Yeah, but no shade. 1.3732 0.05058 142 98 35 9
929 Since when did Mary Ann and Ginger learn how to bake? 1.3731 0.05573 134 96 26 12
930 No we are not near the sandwich islands. 1.3731 0.05367 134 94 30 10
931 That’s where we’d be if we weren’t such good spellers. 1.3730 0.05934 126 92 21 13
932 It's either a mirage or a simple spelling mistake. 1.3727 0.04563 161 109 44 8
933 My sweet tooth fell out months ago. 1.3727 0.04648 161 110 42 9
934 You really chose this place because of the shade? 1.3725 0.04984 153 107 35 11
935 I guess that’s the desserted island 1.3725 0.05069 153 108 33 12
936 Well, this takes the cake. 1.3725 0.05154 153 109 31 13
937 And you thought our island was desserted. 1.3724 0.05265 145 103 30 12
938 I bet THEY wish they had a palm tree. 1.3724 0.04688 145 97 42 6
939 You had to choose the gluten free island didn't you! 1.3724 0.05532 145 106 24 15
940 Dessert Island. 1.3724 0.05265 145 103 30 12
941 If we were over there, instead of being marooned in a desert island we could be macarooned on a dessert island 1.3723 0.05580 137 99 25 13
942 IF YOU'RE SO SURE THE SHARK'S NOT UP TO SOMETHING, THEN YOU GO FIRST. 1.3723 0.05769 137 101 21 15
943 Tell me again why you can't swim over and bring me back the doughnut? 1.3723 0.05076 137 94 35 8
944 Let's go someplace else for dessert. 1.3721 0.05934 129 95 20 14
945 Do you think they have delivery service? 1.3721 0.05170 129 88 34 7
946 I wonder what being stranded on a dessert island is like? 1.3720 0.04981 164 117 33 14
947 And you SWEAR that wasn’t there yesterday? 1.3718 0.05242 156 113 28 15
948 Well, I'm not falling for it, are you? 1.3718 0.05162 156 112 30 14
949 That's how you get ants. 1.3718 0.05081 156 111 32 13
950 Before climate change, they called it Candy Land. 1.3718 0.04999 156 110 34 12
951 Yeah, but we've got coconuts! 1.3718 0.04999 156 110 34 12
952 Bummer! You can't swim, and I'm diabetic! 1.3716 0.05362 148 107 27 14
953 I've thought of moving but it's just so affordable here. 1.3716 0.05099 148 104 33 11
954 gentrification 1.3714 0.05203 140 98 32 10
955 Man those shrooms you grew were good. 1.3714 0.05203 140 98 32 10
956 Mirages are not exclusively a desert phenomenon; they can also be a dessert phenomenon. 1.3714 0.05301 140 99 30 11
957 Ready to head back? 1.3714 0.05203 140 98 32 10
958 Only the grammatically challenged are lucky enough to land on a dessert island. 1.3714 0.05765 140 104 20 16
959 Wait a good 30 minutes before swimming back. 1.3712 0.05421 132 93 29 10
960 No, that's fine, go ahead. I just didn't think you'd break your New Year's resolution this quickly. 1.3711 0.05012 159 113 33 13
961 We really are desserted. 1.3709 0.05114 151 107 32 12
962 I'm pretty sure it's a mirage. I mean, who in their right mind would leave cheesecake out in this heat 1.3709 0.04938 151 105 36 10
963 I'm really more in the mood for savory. 1.3709 0.05027 151 106 34 11
964 Still think you were right to steer our last piece of driftwood to the island with all the kale? 1.3706 0.04930 143 98 37 8
965 Who knew 5th grade spelling was so important? 1.3706 0.05126 143 100 33 10
966 "Yes, but OUR island is gluten free!" 1.3706 0.05221 143 101 31 11
967 Yeah but, we'll have to wait thirty minutes to swim back dude. 1.3706 0.04930 143 98 37 8
968 It was the site of the wreck of the good ship Lollipop. 1.3704 0.05230 135 94 32 9
969 You can always tell when the Carnival Cruise ship is about to arrive 1.3701 0.04957 154 108 35 11
970 "Can I bring you back anything?" 1.3701 0.04871 154 107 37 10
971 That's the kind of mistake that a spell checker will not catch. 1.3701 0.05126 154 110 31 13
972 Look! An uncharted dessert island! 1.3701 0.04871 154 107 37 10
973 What would Oprah do? 1.3701 0.04957 154 108 35 11
974 The sharks are becoming more creative. 1.3701 0.05208 154 111 29 14
975 Ed, who can't swim a stroke, and Jason, who is diabetic, can only sit and ponder what might have been. 1.3701 0.05042 154 109 33 12
976 Seems like a cruel joke to place Desserted Island so close to Deserted Island. 1.3701 0.05895 127 93 21 13
977 Sure, it looks less like a flying saucer with all that on top, but it's still them, Thomas, and we won't fall for it. 1.3701 0.05788 127 92 23 12
978 If only we weren't dentists. 1.3699 0.05585 146 108 22 16
979 So, there were survivors from the Good Ship Lollipop after all. 1.3699 0.05144 146 103 32 11
980 You're right, a dessert island would have been better. 1.3697 0.05029 165 119 31 15
981 Where's a chute or ladder when you need one? 1.3696 0.05252 138 97 31 10
982 Go ahead if you want,but it never tastes as good as it looks. 1.3696 0.05450 138 99 27 12
983 Spelling matters, honey. Desert island, dessert island. Big difference”. 1.3696 0.05150 138 96 33 9
984 Rats! I asked the cartoonist to put us on the dessert island. Turns out he can draw, but he can’t spell. 1.3696 0.05252 138 97 31 10
985 Now THAT, is one desserted island. 1.3696 0.05252 138 97 31 10
986 If only we washed up on a desserted isle 1.3694 0.05055 157 112 32 13
987 Why didn't you book the all inclusive? 1.3694 0.04806 157 109 38 10
988 Before global warming sea level rise, that was Big Rock Candy mountain. 1.3692 0.05689 130 94 24 12
989 'Take one last look...we're out of peyote buttons." 1.3692 0.05689 130 94 24 12
990 Are you kidding? We need a Banana Boat. 1.3691 0.05246 149 107 29 13
991 Our mirages have really upped their game 1.3691 0.05332 149 108 27 14
992 You do realize it's just a typo. 1.3691 0.05581 149 111 21 17
993 For my second wish I want a row boat 1.3691 0.04888 149 103 37 9
994 Desert, dessert ... I should have been more specific. 1.3691 0.04795 149 102 39 8
995 That must be the south beach diet. 1.3688 0.05641 141 104 22 15
996 You should never have wished me "sweet dreams." 1.3687 0.04907 160 113 35 12
997 Everything looks perfect from far away. 1.3684 0.04912 152 106 36 10
998 But we have a tree. 1.3684 0.05086 152 108 32 12
999 Maybe when we retire. 1.3684 0.05171 152 109 30 13
1000 Are you hallucinating what I'm hallucinating? 1.3684 0.04731 152 104 40 8
1001 Seems excessive. 1.3681 0.04842 163 115 36 12
1002 The sharks are messing with us again. Remember Pete? 1.3681 0.04842 163 115 36 12
1003 Desert island, dessert island -- we missed it by that much! 1.3681 0.05375 144 104 27 13
1004 We’re on Weight Watchers Island 1.3681 0.05001 144 100 35 9
1005 Yeah, desert island and dessert island, ha-ha, I get it. But now I’m expecting a voice-over encouraging us to switch auto insurance. 1.3680 0.05740 125 90 24 11
1006 So, I misspelled, “dessert”. How did you get here? 1.3680 0.05740 125 90 24 11
1007 Looks like we're getting our just desserts. 1.3677 0.05098 155 111 31 13
1008 I would, but I finally made it back to my high school weight. 1.3677 0.04758 155 107 39 9
1009 I think it's a trap. 1.3676 0.05199 136 95 32 9
1010 One more dessert island joke and I'm going to kill you. 1.3676 0.05199 136 95 32 9
1011 But we'll swim off the calories on our way back. 1.3676 0.05199 136 95 32 9
1012 I'm pretty sure it's a misspelling. 1.3675 0.05076 166 121 29 16
1013 If you sing "Big Rock Candy Mountain" one more time, I'll kill you. 1.3675 0.05076 166 121 29 16
1014 The swim should offset the calories. 1.3673 0.05382 147 107 26 14
1015 I don't have to out swim the shark, I just have to out swim you 1.3673 0.04930 147 102 36 9
1016 Damn. Big Sugar is everywhere! 1.3673 0.05024 147 103 34 10
1017 It happens when a mapmaker misspells desert island. 1.3673 0.05382 147 107 26 14
1018 Legend says it was the wreck of the Good Ship Lollipop. 1.3672 0.05642 128 92 25 11
1019 I feel like we're not thinking big enough with our prayers. 1.3669 0.05221 139 98 31 10
1020 Don't go Hansel! 1.3667 0.05217 150 108 29 13
1021 I can't swim and you're a diabetic, so let's change the subject... 1.3667 0.04953 150 105 35 10
1022 Aw, you remembered my birthday. 1.3665 0.04720 161 112 39 10
1023 But I DID type in ‘dessert island!’! 1.3665 0.05264 161 119 25 17
1024 I tried to tell you. It's location, location, location. 1.3664 0.05548 131 94 26 11
1025 Tempting, yes, but what do we do when our pants don't fit anymore? 1.3662 0.05334 142 102 28 12
1026 If I were seeing a mirage, that's not what I would see 1.3662 0.05518 142 104 24 14
1027 What would be the point? We have no milk. 1.3662 0.04843 142 97 38 7
1028 Funny the difference an "s" makes... 1.3662 0.05334 142 102 28 12
1029 That must be the Dessert Isle. 1.3662 0.05426 142 103 26 13
1030 We really whiffed the landing on this one 1.3662 0.05239 142 101 30 11
1031 It's like Candy Land and Fantasy Island had a baby. 1.3660 0.05143 153 110 30 13
1032 The shark can't eat BOTH of us! 1.3660 0.05545 153 115 20 18
1033 I imagined the same thing my first week here. 1.3660 0.04796 153 106 38 9
1034 I told you if anyone can the candyman can 1.3660 0.05307 153 112 26 15
1035 Oh, I know it is a mirage...but so is 'democratic socialism'... 1.3660 0.05058 153 109 32 12
1036 Why am I not enough? 1.3659 0.04971 164 118 32 14
1037 Yesterday it was a blonde. 1.3659 0.04579 164 113 42 9
1038 Since we have no idea what day it is,can today be our "cheat" day? 1.3659 0.04818 164 116 36 12
1039 I just thought of a really sweet spot for our next vacation 1.3657 0.05458 134 96 27 11
1040 No, the Mirage is a big hotel in the middle of Las Vegas. That is an island covered with candy! 1.3657 0.05559 134 97 25 12
1041 And you thought it was important to pick the island with shade! 1.3657 0.05248 134 94 31 9
1042 I saw the sharks setting it up last night 1.3657 0.05559 134 97 25 12
1043 I really wasted that genie wish. 1.3657 0.05458 134 96 27 11
1044 But do they understand the cavity of their situation? 1.3655 0.05433 145 106 25 14
1045 I wished to be on a desserted island, what'd you wish for? 1.3655 0.05520 145 107 23 15
1046 If only we hadn't gotten shipwrecked during Lent. 1.3655 0.05162 145 103 31 11
1047 I don't want to ruin my dinner. 1.3655 0.04875 145 100 37 8
1048 My ex told me that it will end with me getting my just deserts!", but this is cruel 1.3654 0.05071 156 112 31 13
1049 I'm heading over there on my 'cheat' day 1.3654 0.04733 156 108 39 9
1050 The question, as I see it, is do we want to die of starvation or diabetes? 1.3653 0.04979 167 121 31 15
1051 This is the year we learn how to swim! 1.3651 0.05589 126 90 26 10
1052 Either it's a mirage, or there's an old lady over there waiting to push us into her oven. Either way, I say we stay put. 1.3650 0.05371 137 98 28 11
1053 Who knew spelling mattered in making a wish 1.3650 0.05470 137 99 26 12
1054 Thats a real dessert Island 1.3650 0.05567 137 100 24 13
1055 I'm confused--which is a desert island and which is a dessert island? 1.3650 0.05470 137 99 26 12
1056 We're deserted, their desserted. 1.3649 0.04712 148 101 40 7
1057 Looks like another desserted island. 1.3649 0.05176 148 106 30 12
1058 Next, we'll see the Good Ship Lollypop sail by. 1.3648 0.04672 159 110 40 9
1059 That must be a desserted island! 1.3648 0.05002 159 114 32 13
1060 I hate being in the cartoon that people are not supposed to get. 1.3644 0.05855 118 85 23 10
1061 And that's the desert island for poor spellers. 1.3643 0.06022 129 97 17 15
1062 It's a nice place to visit, but I wouldn't want to live there. 1.3643 0.05479 140 102 25 13
1063 Jenny Craig’s private island; that two-face bitch. 1.3643 0.05930 140 107 15 18
1064 There has got to be a catch 1.3643 0.05385 140 101 27 12
1065 We must have capsized after the Sandwich Islands. 1.3643 0.04988 140 97 35 8
1066 It can't hurt just to look. 1.3642 0.04744 151 104 39 8
1067 You know, we would probably burn off the calories during the swim" 1.3642 0.05273 151 110 27 14
1068 Our just desserts. 1.3642 0.04836 151 105 37 9
1069 Do you think that island is desserted? 1.3642 0.05273 151 110 27 14
1070 We could swim or wait for the next Sugar Plum Ferry... 1.3642 0.05088 162 118 29 15
1071 It can be our cheat day. 1.3636 0.05298 132 93 30 9
1072 Dessert island. Those sharks are pretty clever. 1.3636 0.05031 154 110 32 12
1073 I'm more in the mood for a salad. 1.3636 0.05115 154 111 30 13
1074 Well we've stripped this one of all vegetation. Room for dessert? 1.3636 0.05394 143 104 26 13
1075 But think of the calories we'd burn swimming to it. 1.3631 0.05203 157 115 27 15
1076 Yeah, but think of the calories you'll burn swimming there and back 1.3631 0.04795 157 110 37 10
1077 You seriously want to wait for your cheat day? 1.3631 0.05281 157 116 25 16
1078 At least we have company. That one is completely desserted. 1.3631 0.04879 157 111 35 11
1079 I didn't think I had to spell it out when I said row for the desserted island. 1.3630 0.05132 146 104 31 11
1080 Why couldn't we land on a dessert-ed island? 1.3630 0.05039 146 103 33 10
1081 I don't know about you, but I say screw the American Dental Association recommendations. 1.3630 0.05132 146 104 31 11
1082 Swe-e-eet! 1.3630 0.05313 146 106 27 13
1083 Now that, my son, shows you the power of delusional thinking! 1.3630 0.05313 146 106 27 13
1084 Well, the upside is that we have a really sweet view. 1.3630 0.05039 146 103 33 10
1085 I've been over there. It's all plastic. 1.3630 0.05313 146 106 27 13
1086 It isn't about 'yielding to temptation', I can't swim. 1.3630 0.05624 135 99 23 13
1087 Okay, if we use the cupcake paper as a boat and the candy canes as oars... 1.3630 0.05216 135 95 31 9
1088 Don't let it fool you - I'll bet from over there, this place will look pretty good, too. 1.3630 0.04999 135 93 35 7
1089 It would have shortened our life expectancy from a week to 5 days. 1.3630 0.05424 135 97 27 11
1090 I know it's just desserts, but I personally find it cruel and unusual. 1.3630 0.05817 135 101 19 15
1091 You see a mirage? No, I see meringue. 1.3626 0.05097 171 127 26 18
1092 We finally discovered where the Good Ship Lollipop ran aground. 1.3625 0.04732 160 112 38 10
1093 Not to spoil the surprise or anything, but when you say you’ll take me somewhere special for my birthday, I think I know where it is. 1.3625 0.04815 160 113 36 11
1094 I guess that is the dessert island. 1.3625 0.05054 160 116 30 14
1095 I always pick the wrong aisle. 1.3624 0.05321 149 109 26 14
1096 Desert island, dessert island? It’s only a matter of taste. 1.3624 0.05405 149 110 24 15
1097 Boy what a difference another "s" makes, huh? 1.3624 0.05147 149 107 30 12
1098 Next time check the spelling before you book the trip. 1.3624 0.05147 149 107 30 12
1099 Anyone who says sharks haven’t evolved hasn’t seen their marketing. 1.3623 0.05533 138 101 24 13
1100 I'm hungry too, but there must be a reason why it was left desserted. 1.3623 0.05437 138 100 26 12
1101 How many times have we been over this? 'Dessert' island, not 'desert' island 1.3623 0.05533 138 101 24 13
1102 Next time let's go to the desserted island. 1.3623 0.04926 138 95 36 7
1103 Well...for your next mirage, how about something with a bit more protein. 1.3623 0.04926 138 95 36 7
1104 She was a good ship, the Lollipop. 1.3623 0.04926 138 95 36 7
1105 It must be Palm Sundae. 1.3623 0.05339 138 99 28 11
1106 What luck. You can’t swim and I’m a diabetic! 1.3623 0.05239 138 98 30 10
1107 This is all tied in with our inability to make good choices 1.3622 0.05204 127 88 32 7
1108 No, no. We are on the desert island. That is the dessert island. 1.3622 0.05553 127 91 26 10
1109 Knowing what happened to the Good Ship Lollipop and not being able to tell anybody is just a really special type of torture, ain't it Jimmy? 1.3622 0.05773 127 93 22 12
1110 Yeah, but we've got a tree. 1.3620 0.04672 163 114 39 10
1111 If you knew how to spell, this never would have happened. 1.3620 0.05061 163 119 29 15
1112 Dude, did you ever do acid? 1.3618 0.05243 152 111 27 14
1113 There’s no room, no shade and a lot of empty calories. 1.3618 0.05159 152 110 29 13
1114 It's not the calories that will kill you, it's the mirage. 1.3617 0.05352 141 102 27 12
1115 Why couldn’t we have landed on the dessert island instead of the desert island? 1.3617 0.05446 141 103 25 13
1116 These islands all look better from a distance. 1.3614 0.04770 166 118 36 12
1117 Desert island, dessert island...what difference does it make? 1.3613 0.05690 119 85 25 9
1118 Theoretically, how much would we tip the delivery guy? 1.3613 0.05249 155 114 26 15
1119 ready to swim back? 1.3611 0.05271 144 104 28 12
1120 That'd be a sweet spot for a vacation. 1.3609 0.04558 169 118 41 10
1121 Oh , hell. My insulin went down with the ship. 1.3609 0.05581 133 97 24 12
1122 We die from starvation or we die from diabetes. Odds or evens? 1.3608 0.05017 158 114 31 13
1123 Too bad you didn't know the difference between "desert" and "dessert" when you made that wish... 1.3607 0.05943 122 90 20 12
1124 You don't look so tasty anymore. 1.3605 0.05011 147 104 33 10
1125 Why did we have to get the desert island? 1.3605 0.05194 147 106 29 12
1126 I told you we should have grabbed our insulin before the ship went down. 1.3605 0.05194 147 106 29 12
1127 Sweet! 1.3605 0.05456 147 109 23 15
1128 That's just his cap - wait till you see the rest of him! 1.3605 0.05103 147 105 31 11
1129 Even God's mistakes can slip past spell check once in a while. 1.3605 0.04936 172 126 30 16
1130 I’m swimming over there tomorrow. It’s my cheat day. 1.3605 0.04503 172 120 42 10
1131 Did you bring your toothbrush? 1.3603 0.05288 136 97 29 10
1132 Before Antarctica melted that was the Big Rock Candy Mountain." 1.3603 0.05390 136 98 27 11
1133 I have a feeling this island isn’t desserted. 1.3603 0.05288 136 97 29 10
1134 That donut would go right to my thighs! 1.3600 0.04941 150 106 34 10
1135 I think we smoked too much salmon. 1.3600 0.05031 150 107 32 11
1136 *They keep delivering to the wrong address." 1.3600 0.04849 150 105 36 9
1137 This is one way to watch your calories. 1.3600 0.05611 125 90 25 10
1138 And that's the desserted island. 1.3600 0.05119 150 108 30 12
1139 MY DENTIST OWNS THAT ISLAND. 1.3600 0.05725 125 91 23 11
1140 Swimming over there must be a piece of cake, right? 1.3600 0.05031 150 107 32 11
1141 I had always assumed it was a typo. 1.3600 0.05375 150 111 24 15
1142 Well, you’re the one who didn’t want the upgrade. 1.3600 0.05031 150 107 32 11
1143 That Willy Wonka is one cruel SOB. 1.3598 0.04807 164 117 35 12
1144 It's so sad to see how climate change affected Rock Candy Mountain. 1.3597 0.05593 139 103 22 14
1145 That's Willy Wonka's private island. 1.3597 0.05499 139 102 24 13
1146 I love LSD. 1.3597 0.05306 139 100 28 11
1147 You always were a poor speller. 1.3597 0.05499 139 102 24 13
1148 The North Pole looks so different without all the ice 1.3597 0.05404 139 101 26 12
1149 You know, if we swim over there we would technically burn off the calories... 1.3595 0.04873 153 108 35 10
1150 The sharks here are always coming up with something clever to get us in the water. 1.3595 0.05131 153 111 29 13
1151 Suddenly I get the difference between desert and dessert. 1.3595 0.05047 153 110 31 12
1152 Do you have the same odd sensation that we’re merely characters in the New Yorker caption contest? 1.3595 0.05047 153 110 31 12
1153 I told you to double-check the spelling before you booked the island. 1.3595 0.04961 153 109 33 11
1154 Too bad neither one of us can swim. 1.3595 0.05131 153 111 29 13
1155 It was all a misunderstanding. I told the Genie I wanted to spend my life on a dessert island." 1.3592 0.05226 142 102 29 11
1156 Of all the things to give up for lent, I had to choose swimming! 1.3590 0.05060 156 113 30 13
1157 It's amazing the difference one letter can make. 1.3590 0.04808 156 110 36 10
1158 I see we got our just desserts. 1.3590 0.05299 156 116 24 16
1159 Sam, that is not what you think it is, it’s just a tropical illusion. 1.3588 0.04761 170 122 35 13
1160 Yes, I see the candy-canes and cupcakes, just like last week I saw the picnic table and the guy grilling steaks and the week before that I saw... 1.3588 0.04687 170 121 37 12
1161 The sharks must think we’re eight-year-olds. 1.3588 0.05426 131 94 27 10
1162 Looks like sugar infested waters. 1.3586 0.05149 145 104 30 11
1163 Try not to think about it. 1.3586 0.05149 145 104 30 11
1164 Yeah man, we’re surrounded by chocolate milk too. 1.3586 0.05241 145 105 28 12
1165 Oh, them? Survivors from the wreck of the Good Ship Lollipop. 1.3586 0.05332 145 106 26 13
1166 I didn't realize a dessert island was an option. 1.3582 0.05233 134 95 30 9
1167 Really, you’re a dentist too? 1.3582 0.05125 134 94 32 8
1168 Yeah, but think of the ant problem over there. 1.3582 0.05339 134 96 28 10
1169 Yeah, seems nice, but they probably have ants. 1.3582 0.05545 134 98 24 12
1170 You're right. We should have asked for a dessert island.. 1.3582 0.05339 134 96 28 10
1171 Do you think they have bacon? 1.3582 0.05233 134 95 30 9
1172 Sure looks like a dessert island from here 1.3582 0.05014 134 93 34 7
1173 Holy cow! A dessert island. 1.3581 0.05164 148 107 29 12
1174 With our luck there's a gummy shark between here and Candy Island. 1.3581 0.05074 148 106 31 11
1175 We get one wish, and, as is now apparent, a genie who cannot spell. 1.3580 0.04845 162 116 34 12
1176 Let’s just appreciate where we are. 1.3577 0.05431 123 87 28 8
1177 We'd only be able to skinny dip on the way there. 1.3577 0.05256 137 98 29 10
1178 So the travel brochure really didn't sugarcoat it." 1.3577 0.05256 137 98 29 10
1179 Dare we hope for The Good Ship Lollipop? 1.3576 0.05003 151 108 32 11
1180 Why didn’t we end up on a dessert island? 1.3576 0.05090 151 109 30 12
1181 Okay, I believe. Could you visualize a boat? 1.3576 0.05176 151 110 28 13
1182 Being Catholic prepared me for this. 1.3576 0.04935 165 120 31 14
1183 We should see if we can get an upgrade. 1.3571 0.05371 140 102 26 12
1184 No, I said “get your own DESERTED Island”!! 1.3571 0.04796 182 134 31 17
1185 I wish we were marooned on the desserted island. 1.3571 0.05275 140 101 28 11
1186 When the president tweeted about buying his own desserted island, I assumed it was just a typo. 1.3571 0.05076 140 99 32 9
1187 I’ve heard that’s the place where young people with college degrees have good paying jobs 1.3571 0.05076 140 99 32 9
1188 Mom was right--we should've learned to swim. 1.3571 0.05267 154 114 25 15
1189 Most tempting mirage since the sunning girls yesterday. 1.3571 0.05847 98 68 25 5
1190 And then I said ... 'Swim? For cryin' out loud, we live in Kansas! Why should I waste my time learning how to swim'?... 1.3571 0.05574 126 91 25 10
1191 One more 's' and we could have been stranded on the Dessert Island. 1.3571 0.05176 140 100 30 10
1192 That one's for people who want to be alone on a dessert island. 1.3571 0.05275 140 101 28 11
1193 Oh, I thought you said it was a D-E-S-E-R-T-E-D island. 1.3571 0.05019 154 111 31 12
1194 Is today a cheat day? 1.3571 0.04869 140 97 36 7
1195 You'll probably survive the sharks, but the cholesterol will kill you. 1.3566 0.05289 143 104 27 12
1196 Of course I can swim, but I'm finally down to my ideal weight. 1.3566 0.05590 129 94 24 11
1197 Disagree with his motives all you want, but you have to admit - the sea monster's disguises are getting much better. 1.3566 0.05697 129 95 22 12
1198 If I spelled my wish correctly, that's where we'd be. 1.3562 0.04964 160 116 31 13
1199 Were they there before we ate that shellfish? 1.3562 0.04803 160 114 35 11
1200 Ah...the elusive Desserted Isle 1.3562 0.04931 146 103 34 9
1201 Someone misspelled 'desert island' 1.3562 0.05211 146 106 28 12
1202 But we got Wi-Fi. 1.3561 0.05392 132 95 27 10
1203 How many calories in a mirage? 1.3561 0.05498 132 96 25 11
1204 I bet the fish swimming around that island are Swedish. 1.3561 0.05392 132 95 27 10
1205 Bro, we need a sugar plum ferry. 1.3559 0.05712 118 85 24 9
1206 Guess I picked the wrong week to give up sugar. 1.3558 0.04898 163 118 32 13
1207 That cupcake has sailed. 1.3558 0.04495 163 113 42 8
1208 I'm staying here. The wifi's better. 1.3557 0.05477 149 112 21 16
1209 It’s a dessert island. You can go, but not till after dinner. 1.3557 0.04955 149 106 33 10
1210 Remember: coconuts are the healthy alternative. 1.3556 0.05094 135 95 32 8
1211 We'd only get fat & regret it. 1.3556 0.05409 135 98 26 11
1212 I swore you said deserted island. 1.3556 0.05511 135 99 24 12
1213 And you said sharks were dumb. 1.3554 0.04984 166 122 29 15
1214 Honey, want to go out, just for dessert? 1.3554 0.05611 121 87 25 9
1215 I think you call it a desserted island. 1.3554 0.05968 121 90 19 12
1216 Yes, but we’d have to wait 30 minutes before we swam back. 1.3553 0.05062 152 110 30 12
1217 I closed on this island after the realtor said he'd sweeten the deal. 1.3553 0.04887 152 108 34 10
1218 Well, today is my cheat day. 1.3553 0.04612 152 105 40 7
1219 That's the last time I'll trust Google Earth. 1.3551 0.05122 138 98 31 9
1220 Good thing we saved room for dessert. 1.3550 0.04774 169 122 34 13
1221 Talk about a fat chance. 1.3548 0.05075 155 113 29 13
1222 It was a good ship. 1.3548 0.05748 124 91 22 11
1223 We should have paid the all-inclusive rate. 1.3548 0.05515 124 89 26 9
1224 So sorry hon, I always get desert and dessert mixed up! 1.3548 0.05238 155 115 25 15
1225 Yeah but I bet it's all made with palm oil. 1.3548 0.05075 155 113 29 13
1226 Ok, great, but where's the marshmallow sky? 1.3548 0.04734 155 109 37 9
1227 How’d you know it was my birthday? 1.3548 0.04553 155 107 41 7
1228 I could never live in a place that's so much about image. 1.3548 0.05238 155 115 25 15
1229 The wreckage from The Good Ship Lollipop. 1.3548 0.05157 155 114 27 14
1230 It’s times like this I really wish you weren’t a dentist. 1.3548 0.04992 155 112 31 12
1231 What do you think will get us there quicker, a chute or a ladder? 1.3548 0.05395 155 117 21 17
1232 That's some serious eye candy! 1.3546 0.04945 141 99 34 8
1233 Would you rather die of cavities or starve to death 1.3546 0.04841 141 98 36 7
1234 I'd rather be on a dessert island than a deserted island. 1.3546 0.05046 141 100 32 9
1235 I don't know, maybe it's not a trap. 1.3546 0.05046 141 100 32 9
1236 I mean, we could swim to it but I'm still going to eat you. 1.3546 0.05433 141 104 24 13
1237 What time do you think they open? 1.3542 0.04671 144 99 39 6
1238 You’re the one who wanted a vegan, no sugar, gluten free vacation. 1.3542 0.05350 144 106 25 13
1239 I love a good mirage at dinner time, don’t you? 1.3542 0.04974 144 102 33 9
1240 Now I'm depressed. 1.3542 0.05440 144 107 23 14
1241 Forget it. I don't think any of those desserts would go with fish. 1.3540 0.04778 161 115 35 11
1242 Remember when you said a ship would be the sweetest thing you could ever see? 1.3540 0.04859 161 116 33 12
1243 it must be your mirage kev, my mirage would have tequila and naked women 1.3540 0.04938 161 117 31 13
1244 You'll burn some of it off in the swim back. 1.3540 0.04859 161 116 33 12
1245 Did the brochure say “desert” or “dessert”? 1.3538 0.05335 130 93 28 9
1246 Okay, I got one. If you were stranded on a dessert island... 1.3538 0.05445 130 94 26 10
1247 Will the sharks stop at nothing? 1.3538 0.05554 130 95 24 11
1248 These pop-up shops are everywhere. 1.3538 0.05764 130 97 20 13
1249 We should swim for it right now, before they build the wall. 1.3538 0.05554 130 95 24 11
1250 You know, I'm actually more of a savoury type, myself 1.3537 0.04808 147 103 36 8
1251 Happy Birthday, George. 1.3537 0.04950 164 120 30 14
1252 But then you would look over here and dream of coconuts. 1.3534 0.05028 133 93 33 7
1253 We should've gone to the desserted island 1.3534 0.05463 133 97 25 11
1254 I'm going to wait until after dinner. 1.3533 0.05106 150 109 29 12
1255 Just like my mom to keep the sweets out of reach. 1.3533 0.05106 150 109 29 12
1256 Yeah, but a real island wouldn't be moving toward us. 1.3533 0.04743 150 105 37 8
1257 Imagine seeing a dessert island way out here. 1.3533 0.05018 150 108 31 11
1258 Welcome my friend to middle-class island. Where what you see is what you will never get. 1.3533 0.05018 150 108 31 11
1259 Remember that time you said that you’d rather die than eat another carb? 1.3533 0.05193 150 110 27 13
1260 So, the genie gives us three wishes...and before I can even think, the wife and kids use them all! 1.3533 0.05018 150 108 31 11
1261 My biggest regret is never learning to swim. 1.3529 0.05672 119 86 24 9
1262 Aye, she was quite the good ship, the Lollipop. 1.3529 0.05119 153 112 28 13
1263 Sure Hansel. What could go wrong? Let's swim over. 1.3529 0.05034 153 111 30 12
1264 I don’t care what you were planning to give up for Lent. 1.3529 0.05063 136 96 32 8
1265 I think Gene Wilder was way better than Johnny Depp. 1.3529 0.05169 136 97 30 9
1266 I didn’t know the Good Ship Lollipop was a submarine. 1.3526 0.05288 156 117 23 16
1267 Is that my mirage or yours? 1.3526 0.04881 156 112 33 11
1268 How about today? Is today a cheat day? 1.3526 0.05129 156 115 27 14
1269 That's the dessert island. 1.3525 0.05390 139 102 25 12
1270 It's amazing the difference an extra 's' can make. 1.3525 0.05092 139 99 31 9
1271 They're just desserts. Just not your just desserts. 1.3525 0.05390 139 102 25 12
1272 And to think we used to live there. 1.3525 0.05693 122 89 23 10
1273 Too bad about your insulin. 1.3525 0.05324 122 86 29 7
1274 We came so close to being stranded on a dessert island. 1.3522 0.04898 159 115 32 12
1275 When we signed up for Temptation Island, I was expecting supermodels... 1.3522 0.05136 159 118 26 15
1276 I wish we’d noticed that before eating the only guy that knew how to swim 1.3521 0.05116 142 102 30 10
1277 That's my kind of desserted island 1.3521 0.05307 142 104 26 12
1278 One s. One lousy s. 1.3521 0.05307 142 104 26 12
1279 All those years playing Candyland with my kids has finally paid off. 1.3519 0.04590 162 114 39 9
1280 I spy with my eye something that starts with C. 1.3519 0.04990 162 119 29 14
1281 No. I would go there on our vacation, but it doesn't exist; and neither do you. 1.3519 0.05215 162 122 23 17
1282 It's a desserted island .... 1.3517 0.05408 145 108 23 14
1283 Just our luck, another desserted island. 1.3517 0.05496 145 109 21 15
1284 That? Blame auto-correct. 1.3517 0.05228 145 106 27 12
1285 I just hallucinate food and I gain weight. 1.3517 0.05228 145 106 27 12
1286 We could swim over, but we'd have to float back. 1.3517 0.04945 145 103 33 9
1287 Just exactly, what was in that last coconut, you gave me earlier? 1.3516 0.05611 128 94 23 11
1288 You laugh, but since I moved them over there, I've lost 8 pounds! 1.3516 0.05272 128 91 29 8
1289 I'm starting to think that sea level rise will eventually affect my way of life. 1.3516 0.05272 128 91 29 8
1290 Really? Dessert on a deserted island? 1.3516 0.05272 128 91 29 8
1291 I think your weed was laced. 1.3514 0.05240 148 109 26 13
1292 If it helps, remember those are empty calories. 1.3514 0.04781 148 104 36 8
1293 We could rationalize it with the swim. 1.3514 0.05240 148 109 26 13
1294 Screw the sharks- I think...you should go for it. 1.3514 0.05327 148 110 24 14
1295 Nah, I’ll wait for a burger and fries mirage. 1.3511 0.05074 131 92 32 7
1296 Unfortunately, these waters are snack infested. 1.3511 0.05189 131 93 30 8
1297 There, but for want of an extra "s", go you and I. 1.3511 0.05518 131 96 24 11
1298 Chocolate syrup's a bitch to swim in, man ... 1.3511 0.05301 131 94 28 9
1299 I think I'll stay here - sticky hands and sand are the WORST! 1.3510 0.04990 151 109 31 11
1300 We won't be able to swim back for half an hour. 1.3510 0.05164 151 111 27 13
1301 I've always heard good things about the South Beach Diet. 1.3510 0.04990 151 109 31 11
1302 Actually, maybe we're its hallucination. 1.3509 0.05842 114 83 22 9
1303 Dude, don’t do it. You know we’re outta toothpaste. 1.3507 0.05428 134 98 25 11
1304 I have more of a savory palate anyway. 1.3507 0.05217 134 96 29 9
1305 Let’s seek asylum 1.3507 0.05324 134 97 27 10
1306 You'd seriously choose death over gluten? 1.3506 0.04746 154 109 36 9
1307 I wish we were desserted not deserted 1.3504 0.05241 137 99 28 10
1308 It's about time the dessert tray arrived. 1.3504 0.05442 137 101 24 12
1309 Ever wonder what it would be like to live on a desserted island? 1.3504 0.05138 137 98 30 9
1310 I thought you said it was a dessert island 1.3504 0.05138 137 98 30 9
1311 Alright, is that your hallucination or mine? 1.3503 0.04770 157 112 35 10
1312 I told you to check the spelling before booking. 1.3503 0.05101 157 116 27 14
1313 This time you swim over and see if it's real. 1.3503 0.05101 157 116 27 14
1314 If I knew I would be trapped in a classic cartoon cliché I would rather it had been in a bar. 1.3500 0.05109 160 119 26 15
1315 I thought Mar-a-lago was bigger... 1.3500 0.05638 140 106 19 15
1316 How far do you think we can get on one of those mints? 1.3500 0.04829 120 81 36 3
1317 I just REALLY am in the mood for pizza. 1.3500 0.04959 140 99 33 8
1318 Sorry, Gary. I'm diabetic, so I'm still going to have to eat you. 1.3500 0.04873 160 116 32 12
1319 Lesson learned: When the genie says submit your wish in writing...always use spell check. 1.3500 0.04791 160 115 34 11
1320 Beware reefs bearing gifts. 1.3497 0.04649 163 116 37 10
1321 That's probably what we look like to them. 1.3497 0.05188 163 123 23 17
1322 Let me remind you, we don't take kindly to desserters on this island. 1.3497 0.05459 143 107 22 14
1323 As mirages go, it’s not bad. 1.3497 0.05276 143 105 26 12
1324 I told you to pick desserted island. 1.3497 0.05182 143 104 28 11
1325 My travel agent hates me. 1.3497 0.05368 143 106 24 13
1326 It's farther away than it looks. 1.3497 0.04888 143 101 34 8
1327 That cake’s gotta be stale” “Yeah 1.3496 0.04758 123 83 37 3
1328 Remember when it was only a board game? 1.3493 0.05012 146 105 31 10
1329 Now that’s Eye Candy 1.3493 0.05106 146 106 29 11
1330 Yeah, I thought about it too, but then I'd just want something salty. 1.3493 0.05197 146 107 27 12
1331 Yeah, it looks sweet from here. 1.3493 0.05012 146 105 31 10
1332 That Great British Baking Show really gets around. 1.3492 0.05557 126 92 24 10
1333 What'd you put in that joint? 1.3491 0.04688 169 122 35 12
1334 You think it could be a desserted island 1.3490 0.05033 149 108 30 11
1335 She's a nice witch, but she eats kids. 1.3490 0.05122 149 109 28 12
1336 I misread the ad. I thought the island would be deserted, not desserted. 1.3490 0.04942 149 107 32 10
1337 I stand corrected. There is such a thing as a dessert island. 1.3488 0.05121 129 91 31 7
1338 Just be sure to wait an hour before you come back. 1.3488 0.05238 129 92 29 8
1339 Obviously bait. 1.3487 0.05049 152 111 29 12
1340 It's where people who can't spell 'desert' end up. 1.3487 0.05135 152 112 27 13
1341 I'm more of a savory person." 1.3485 0.05267 132 95 28 9
1342 So are we on the one with one or two S's? 1.3485 0.05267 132 95 28 9
1343 My hallucinations used to involve beatiful women, but I like this one more now. 1.3485 0.05376 132 96 26 10
1344 Two reasons. I’m watching my carbs, and I can’t swim. 1.3485 0.05267 132 95 28 9
1345 Don't get too excited, it's all vegan. 1.3484 0.04631 155 109 38 8
1346 Sweet, a dessert-ed island! 1.3484 0.04895 155 112 32 11
1347 Guess that's what eye candy looks like! 1.3481 0.05291 135 98 27 10
1348 TripAdvisor DID call it "a pretty sweet deal." 1.3481 0.05077 135 96 31 8
1349 OK, desert island, dessert island. You pick. 1.3481 0.05693 135 102 19 14
1350 Must be a dessert island? 1.3481 0.05693 135 102 19 14
1351 I've got this. I'm level 3047 in Candy Crush. 1.3481 0.05496 135 100 23 12
1352 It would spoil our dinner... 1.3481 0.05152 158 118 25 15
1353 That's where The Good Ship Lollipop went down. 1.3478 0.05505 138 103 22 13
1354 Trust me, we're better off here on Insulin Island. 1.3478 0.05002 138 98 32 8
1355 In many ways it is the most highly evolved and patient sea predator ever. 1.3478 0.05310 138 101 26 11
1356 Now that's my type of desserted island. 1.3478 0.05310 138 101 26 11
1357 What a difference one more “s” makes. 1.3476 0.05087 164 123 25 16
1358 This time try holding it above the water when you swim it back. 1.3475 0.05131 141 102 29 10
1359 Do you still think spelling doesn’t matter 1.3475 0.04930 141 100 33 8
1360 The sand does look sweeter on the other side. 1.3475 0.05229 141 103 27 11
1361 You've become delusional, Bob. All I see is two palms and a pile of rocks. 1.3475 0.05131 141 102 29 10
1362 It's always a surprise when your mind goes places your body can't follow. 1.3475 0.05229 141 103 27 11
1363 Good thing we landed here -- that stuff'll kill ya. 1.3475 0.04720 141 98 37 6
1364 Next time you book a vacation on your phone, do me a favor and turn off autocorrect. 1.3475 0.05031 141 101 31 9
1365 I guess being pre diabetic doesn’t mean much now. 1.3472 0.04860 144 102 34 8
1366 They say Oprah lives there and it’s mostly cauliflower. 1.3472 0.04959 144 103 32 9
1367 If you're having second thoughts, I'm a dentist. 1.3472 0.05151 144 105 28 11
1368 Swimming over is a piece of cake. 1.3472 0.05151 144 105 28 11
1369 The Good Ship Lollipop should be along any time now. 1.3472 0.04959 144 103 32 9
1370 That's the second empty calories mirage this week. 1.3472 0.04959 144 103 32 9
1371 As a dentist, I may feel more useful there. 1.3471 0.05593 121 88 24 9
1372 Just stay here. Last week it was cocktails. 1.3471 0.04665 170 123 35 12
1373 You're right, I do deserve a cheat day. 1.3471 0.04590 170 122 37 11
1374 So glad we chose the low carb deserted island package. 1.3469 0.04984 147 106 31 10
1375 So when you typed 'dessert island' into your GPS, did you spell it with one 's' or two? 1.3469 0.04984 147 106 31 10
1376 I still think it's strange we're delusional with the same sweets. 1.3469 0.04889 147 105 33 9
1377 If the sharks don't get you, diabetes will. 1.3469 0.05076 147 107 29 11
1378 They say it was run by a guy named Wonka. 1.3469 0.04793 147 104 35 8
1379 Sometimes it seems like God is really just playing games with us. 1.3469 0.04984 147 106 31 10
1380 Somewhat ironic, being shipwrecked on the Good Ship Lollypop … 1.3469 0.04595 147 102 39 6
1381 If it weren’t for that darned Autocorrect, I’d be there right now. 1.3468 0.05844 124 93 19 12
1382 It's only one "s" away. 1.3468 0.05615 124 91 23 10
1383 Just my luck, stranded with a dentist. 1.3468 0.05615 124 91 23 10
1384 If you decide to go, would you mind bringing me back a slice of cake? 1.3468 0.05497 124 90 25 9
1385 Oh, look, dessert on an island. If only there was an obvious joke I could make. 1.3467 0.04914 150 108 32 10
1386 It's either death or give up my new year's resolution. 1.3467 0.04729 150 106 36 8
1387 This time the grass may actually be greener. 1.3467 0.04914 150 108 32 10
1388 Not until you finish your palm tree. 1.3467 0.05093 150 110 28 12
1389 Come on, what's so bad about diabetes? 1.3467 0.05004 150 109 30 11
1390 You're thinking about deserting me, aren't you. 1.3467 0.04914 150 108 32 10
1391 But what if I'm right? 1.3467 0.04729 150 106 36 8
1392 Damn autocorrect put us on the wrong island. 1.3467 0.05004 150 109 30 11
1393 I said dessert island, not desert. 1.3467 0.05004 150 109 30 11
1394 Just our luck to be trapped on a deserted island, not the desserted island. 1.3465 0.05742 127 95 20 12
1395 The islands I fantasize about these days are heaped with scrambled eggs, crispy hash browns and those maple flavored sausages. 1.3464 0.05190 153 114 25 14
1396 I would just walk over there, but I don't think this Jell-O would hold me. 1.3464 0.05021 153 112 29 12
1397 Dang! Just missed the dessert island 1.3464 0.04758 153 109 35 9
1398 Really? Well I like to pretend I see pretty women reclining and drinking champagne. 1.3464 0.05106 153 113 27 13
1399 Let's get off this desert island and get on that dessert one. 1.3462 0.05035 156 115 28 13
1400 I don't mind the hallucinations so much. I just wish my subconscious mind would throw in a salad every once in a while. 1.3462 0.05429 130 95 25 10
1401 I said swim toward the dessert island, not the desert island. 1.3462 0.04783 156 112 34 10
1402 We should have taken the Good Ship Lollipop.... 1.3462 0.05318 130 94 27 9
1403 You say “hallucination” like it’s a bad thing. 1.3459 0.05234 133 96 28 9
1404 I say we go for it. Just a short swim, and we could be stranded on a desserted island. 1.3459 0.05234 133 96 28 9
1405 Sorry, I thought it was a typo. 1.3459 0.05234 133 96 28 9
1406 Nah, processed sugar will kill you. 1.3459 0.05234 133 96 28 9
1407 I don't remember Candy Land being this challenging. 1.3457 0.04901 162 119 30 13
1408 Sorry. I thought we'd be safe from temptation out here. 1.3456 0.04826 136 95 35 6
1409 He used to build erotic sand mermaids to torture me until he found out I was gay, then somehow he figured out I was diabetic. 1.3456 0.05461 136 101 23 12
1410 I mean, it's got to be a trap. 1.3456 0.05560 136 102 21 13
1411 Remind me -- what day is our cheat day? 1.3456 0.05046 136 97 31 8
1412 It must be a dessert island. 1.3455 0.06252 110 83 16 11
1413 If only I’d learnt how to spell “dessert.” 1.3455 0.04760 165 120 33 12
1414 I told you to request the desserted island. 1.3455 0.05205 165 126 21 18
1415 Resist, Jim. Swimsuit season is year-round for us now. 1.3453 0.04866 139 98 34 7
1416 There was a ferris wheel in the brochure. 1.3453 0.05178 139 101 28 10
1417 You're hallucinating again - I see two ears, two eyes a nose and a row of teeth! 1.3453 0.05659 139 106 18 15
1418 I swear to god, if you sing, "Lolipop" one more time, I will feed myself to the sharks. 1.3453 0.05566 139 105 20 14
1419 We can do better. 1.3453 0.04866 139 98 34 7
1420 It’s a deserted island 1.3453 0.05471 139 104 22 13
1421 Sure it's tempting, but eventually we would just crash again. 1.3451 0.05729 113 82 23 8
1422 No shade...No thank you! 1.3451 0.05198 142 104 27 11
1423 It wouldn't kill us to have a cheat day. 1.3451 0.05002 142 102 31 9
1424 Did you know one sugar donut takes two days off your life? 1.3451 0.05198 142 104 27 11
1425 I think the sharks have us figured out. 1.3451 0.04901 142 101 33 8
1426 Calorie High may call you. 1.3448 0.05305 145 108 24 13
1427 As long as it keeps floating closer I'm actually ok with it being a mirage.... 1.3448 0.04930 145 104 32 9
1428 As far as being marooned goes I'm glad we went traditional. 1.3448 0.05027 145 105 30 10
1429 Candy Land looked a lot bigger on the map. 1.3446 0.04862 148 106 33 9
1430 No, I said it's a desert island. 1.3446 0.04766 148 105 35 8
1431 It's a Dessert Island. Get it? 1.3446 0.04955 148 107 31 10
1432 Well, let's finish this last tree, and we can swim to dessert. 1.3446 0.04955 148 107 31 10
1433 Next year, I say we go all-inclusive. 1.3446 0.05047 148 108 29 11
1434 It's a shame about the Good Ship Lollipop... 1.3444 0.04976 151 110 30 11
1435 Better an empty stomach than empty carbs. 1.3444 0.04976 151 110 30 11
1436 Maybe the remains of the good ship lollipop? 1.3444 0.04976 151 110 30 11
1437 I don't care if there are Sharks. If you Really love me you'll swim over there and get me some cake." 1.3444 0.04796 151 108 34 9
1438 It gives new meaning to name, desserted island. 1.3444 0.05151 151 112 26 13
1439 And I thought sharks weren't that smart. 1.3444 0.05402 151 115 20 16
1440 Say 'dessert island' one more time and I'll drown you in this ocean of syrup" 1.3442 0.05078 154 114 27 13
1441 I think I saw a cartoon like this once, and I didn't think it was funny then either. 1.3442 0.04908 154 112 31 11
1442 Do you think it's the hunger or the acid? 1.3440 0.05804 125 94 19 12
1443 They're probably just as unhappy as we are. 1.3440 0.05341 125 90 27 8
1444 Funny. Always thought I'd be more of a hot chick hallucinator. 1.3440 0.05341 125 90 27 8
1445 After a week, it stops looking like a woman. 1.3439 0.04757 157 113 34 10
1446 There's two esses in "dessert." Once again, you've misspelled us into catastrophe. 1.3439 0.05247 157 119 22 16
1447 Everything I want as always just out of reach. 1.3438 0.04940 160 118 29 13
1448 I knew the ocean was filling with junk...but junk food? 1.3436 0.04797 163 119 32 12
1449 Could you please stop pointing out the irony of our being on a "desert" island? 1.3436 0.04717 163 118 34 11
1450 She’s right, though, I’ll never again misspell desert island. 1.3436 0.05028 163 122 26 15
1451 Let’s go for it. The swim over and back will burn up the extra calories. 1.3435 0.05056 131 93 31 7
1452 Dude, if you call that a sweet spot one more time, I'm going to vote you off the island. 1.3435 0.05284 131 95 27 9
1453 It's either starve to death or get diabetes. 1.3435 0.05394 131 96 25 10
1454 If the sharks don't kill you, the gluten will. 1.3434 0.04498 166 118 39 9
1455 But we've got fiber 1.3434 0.04736 166 121 33 12
1456 Yelp reviews are like 'meh.' 1.3434 0.04887 166 123 29 14
1457 If only we had landed on the desserted island. . . 1.3434 0.05107 166 126 23 17
1458 Survivor: Candyland 1.3434 0.04812 166 122 31 13
1459 Swimming lessons are a waste of time, you said. Who needs to be able to swim nowadays, you said. 1.3433 0.04750 134 93 36 5
1460 Hey, at least we are not desserted like those people over there. 1.3433 0.05308 134 98 26 10
1461 Must be survivors from the good ship lollipop 1.3431 0.05427 137 102 23 12
1462 These sharks are smarter than I thought. 1.3431 0.05327 137 101 25 11
1463 Dude .... sweet view 1.3431 0.05016 137 98 31 8
1464 A few years ago, sure, but now that kind of thing is just a distraction. 1.3431 0.05122 137 99 29 9
1465 I try to avoid highly processed foods. 1.3431 0.05427 137 102 23 12
1466 Sure it is delicious, but you can't live on it. 1.3431 0.05327 137 101 25 11
1467 I'm giving up sweets for Lent. 1.3429 0.04620 140 97 38 5
1468 Just missed a dessert island by that much! 1.3429 0.05046 140 101 30 9
1469 At least we have shade. 1.3429 0.05046 140 101 30 9
1470 We can't both be hallucinating, right? 1.3427 0.04770 143 101 35 7
1471 We're so lucky we washed up on the healthy island 1.3427 0.04973 143 103 31 9
1472 I should have checked the spelling more closely before I booked our reservations. 1.3427 0.05167 143 105 27 11
1473 It would be nice... but we have a shade tree! 1.3427 0.05071 143 104 29 10
1474 I'm guessing it's from The Wreck of the Good Ship Lollipop...? 1.3427 0.05261 143 106 25 12
1475 Then again, I'd miss the coconuts. 1.3427 0.05071 143 104 29 10
1476 Do you think that's what they meant when they said we would be receiving just desserts? 1.3425 0.05183 146 108 26 12
1477 We used to trade our coconuts for their candy, but now we’re in a tariff war with them. 1.3425 0.04805 146 104 34 8
1478 The downside of peyote. 1.3425 0.04805 146 104 34 8
1479 For the last time, it's dessert island, not desert island. 1.3423 0.05504 111 79 26 6
1480 Desert or dessert, the ultimate question. 1.3423 0.04928 149 108 31 10
1481 I wouldn't bother. They don't even use real cream. 1.3423 0.05019 149 109 29 11
1482 The cannibal on that islet is also a pastry chef. Very clever. 1.3423 0.05108 149 110 27 12
1483 What?? You don’t see it? 1.3423 0.05368 149 113 21 15
1484 Just think, if you knew how to swim, you’d be overweight 1.3423 0.05108 149 110 27 12
1485 You can go but I'm not fallin' for that old shark trick. 1.3423 0.05368 149 113 21 15
1486 I’ve always wondered what it would be like to live on a dessert island. 1.3423 0.05108 149 110 27 12
1487 Let's go. It looks dessert-ed. 1.3423 0.05196 149 111 25 13
1488 The property tax is the clincher. 1.3423 0.04444 149 103 41 5
1489 I know it’s a mirage, but I still want to go. 1.3423 0.04740 149 106 35 8
1490 Wait, your telling me it's been there the whole time! 1.3421 0.05548 114 82 25 7
1491 How many calories will we burn on the way? 1.3421 0.04769 152 109 34 9
1492 Ever hallucinate a typo? 1.3421 0.05122 152 113 26 13
1493 At least, we've got shade. 1.3421 0.04949 152 111 30 11
1494 I'm never playing Candyland stoned again 1.3421 0.04677 152 108 36 8
1495 Why couldn't we have been stranded on the dessert island? 1.3421 0.05036 152 112 28 12
1496 Is that a desserted island or what? 1.3421 0.05206 152 114 24 14
1497 At low tide you get the gluten-free selection. 1.3419 0.04617 155 110 37 8
1498 Do you want to get one and split it? 1.3419 0.05050 155 115 27 13
1499 Maybe we'll be rescued by the Good Ship Lollipop! 1.3419 0.04617 155 110 37 8
1500 Yup, global warming. It used to be Rock Candy Mountain. 1.3418 0.04816 158 115 32 11
1501 You go. I don’t want to ruin my appetite. 1.3418 0.04816 158 115 32 11
1502 The sharks in these waters are extremely clever and resourceful. Last week it was women in bikinis." 1.3418 0.04816 158 115 32 11
1503 And to think all that separates us is an "S." 1.3417 0.05613 120 88 23 9
1504 Just be patient. Tomorrow is our cheat day. 1.3413 0.04312 167 117 43 7
1505 I had hoped for more from the season finale. 1.3413 0.05060 126 89 31 6
1506 Man, one S makes a lot of difference. 1.3413 0.05764 126 95 19 12
1507 I guess flotsam from the Good Ship Lollipop 1.3413 0.05305 126 91 27 8
1508 There it is! The wreck of the Good Ship Lollypop!! 1.3412 0.04728 170 125 32 13
1509 We could have visited Candy Land, but oh no, you wanted a desert island getaway. 1.3411 0.05335 129 94 26 9
1510 Too bad we just ate. 1.3409 0.05139 132 95 29 8
1511 I guess you're right. It's dessert island after all. 1.3409 0.05359 132 97 25 10
1512 Guess we missed the boat. 1.3409 0.05025 132 94 31 7
1513 Too bad it's Lent. 1.3409 0.05139 132 95 29 8
1514 Don't even think of it. The sharks put it there. 1.3407 0.04837 135 95 34 6
1515 The Diet Island sucks 1.3407 0.05169 135 98 28 9
1516 Sure, it looks good, but that swim is no piece of cake. 1.3407 0.05169 135 98 28 9
1517 Are you sure you can't see the blonde in the skimpy bikini lying on deck chair? 1.3407 0.05060 135 97 30 8
1518 The next time I book our island vacation, remind me to use spell check 1.3407 0.05678 135 103 18 14
1519 What would you bring to a dessert island? 1.3406 0.05091 138 100 29 9
1520 I don't know, I still kind of like ours. 1.3406 0.04986 138 99 31 8
1521 Sometimes I feel like we landed on the wrong breast. 1.3406 0.04769 138 97 35 6
1522 The swim back will burn off the sugar. 1.3404 0.04914 141 101 32 8
1523 If only we’d washed up on the dessert island instead! 1.3404 0.05405 141 106 22 13
1524 Next time ask the travel agent for a dessert island. 1.3404 0.05405 141 106 22 13
1525 We're in luck. It's one of the Sarah Leeward Islands. 1.3404 0.05679 141 109 16 16
1526 You understand that consuming those will shorten our life expectancy, don't you? 1.3403 0.05322 144 108 23 13
1527 I dunno...doesn't seem worth it without the glass of milk. 1.3403 0.04743 144 102 35 7
1528 My mirage has a sense of humor today. 1.3401 0.04969 147 107 30 10
1529 Big deal! Just another dessert island. 1.3401 0.04969 147 107 30 10
1530 Do you see what I see? 1.3401 0.05153 147 109 26 12
1531 Oh, wow! It's a dessert island! 1.3401 0.05062 147 108 28 11
1532 Your continual humming of Sammy Davis Jr.'s ' The Candy Man Can' is giving me a hallucinations." 1.3401 0.05153 147 109 26 12
1533 If we go for it, do you think we'll get our just deserts, or just desserts? 1.3401 0.05331 147 111 22 14
1534 We’d need a sweet ride to get over there 1.3401 0.05418 147 112 20 15
1535 I say it's a highly decorated Portuguese man-o-war 1.3400 0.04900 150 109 31 10
1536 Now that wasn't there yesterday." 1.3400 0.04900 150 109 31 10
1537 As you typed in our destination, I told you there was another s. 1.3400 0.04900 150 109 31 10
1538 They told me in dental school there would be days like this. 1.3400 0.04317 150 103 43 4
1539 Just our luck we're on the DESERT island... 1.3400 0.05167 150 112 25 13
1540 We look just as tasty to them. 1.3399 0.04833 153 111 32 10
1541 Larry, there’s a time and there’s a place to talk about New Year’s resolutions... 1.3399 0.05008 153 113 28 12
1542 Now it's just mocking us. 1.3399 0.04921 153 112 30 11
1543 Mirage or not, I've gained five pounds just looking at it. 1.3397 0.04855 156 114 31 11
1544 But you have to admit, the coconuts were pretty good. 1.3396 0.04446 159 112 40 7
1545 A desert island or a dessert island, that is the question. 1.3396 0.04873 159 117 30 12
1546 I was hoping for the land of milk and honey, but castaways can't be choosers. 1.3396 0.04622 159 114 36 9
1547 We should've upgraded to the all-inclusive package. 1.3396 0.04707 159 115 34 10
1548 Too bad we didn’t bring our suits. 1.3396 0.04707 159 115 34 10
1549 Know what? I just don't know if I have yet another damn kids party in me. 1.3396 0.04791 159 116 32 11
1550 I’ve always dreamed of living on a dessert island. 1.3393 0.04454 168 120 39 9
1551 It's a pretty sweet island. 1.3393 0.04763 168 124 31 13
1552 I'm just saying some puns are best left unspoken. 1.3390 0.04521 177 129 36 12
1553 Reminds me of a woodland cottage I visited when I was a kid. 1.3388 0.05055 121 85 31 5
1554 I didn't believe global sea levels were rising until I saw the Big Rock Candy Mountain. 1.3388 0.05449 121 88 25 8
1555 So it IS possible to be stranded on a dessert island. 1.3387 0.05713 124 93 20 11
1556 We're so lucky to have found this 100% organic, non-GMO, Paleo friendly island. 1.3387 0.05597 124 92 22 10
1557 Is it just deserts or just desserts? 1.3387 0.05597 124 92 22 10
1558 I wish I'd persevered with swimming lessons. 1.3386 0.05502 127 94 23 10
1559 Oh look! Its America. 1.3386 0.05502 127 94 23 10
1560 I’d swim over, but those are gummy shark infested waters. 1.3386 0.05725 127 96 19 12
1561 Well we better start swimming, because your head's beginning to look like a brownie. 1.3385 0.05411 130 96 24 10
1562 Ironic. Childhood game meets iconic New Yorker cartoon. 1.3385 0.05300 130 95 26 9
1563 If there was ice cream I'd consider it. 1.3385 0.05300 130 95 26 9
1564 WE'RE SAILORS, you said. REAL SAILORS DON'T NEED TO LEARN HOW TO SWIM, you said. 1.3383 0.05106 133 96 29 8
1565 Don't be fooled, it's protected by Gummi Bears. 1.3382 0.05242 136 100 26 10
1566 If only we had The Good Ship Lollipop. 1.3382 0.05137 136 99 28 9
1567 Next time, let’s go all-inclusive. 1.3382 0.05242 136 100 26 10
1568 Somewhere out there my mother is waiting to ask if I really think I need that cake. 1.3382 0.05029 136 98 30 8
1569 What a difference a letter makes 1.3381 0.05162 139 102 27 10
1570 Apparently spellcheck doesn't work in dreams. 1.3381 0.05162 139 102 27 10
1571 I think I like the Hula Girl hallucination better. 1.3381 0.04956 139 100 31 8
1572 I just want some sushi. 1.3380 0.05085 142 104 28 10
1573 Remember Hansel and Gretel? 1.3380 0.04568 142 99 38 5
1574 I understand, but I think it’s important to be satisfied with what you have. 1.3380 0.05085 142 104 28 10
1575 Are you nuts? Haven't you ever read Hansel and Gretel? 1.3379 0.05199 145 108 25 12
1576 Our last wish and you have to misspell dessert! 1.3379 0.05012 145 106 29 10
1577 I don't know---looks like a lot less shade. 1.3379 0.05199 145 108 25 12
1578 I thought you said "dessert island." 1.3379 0.05012 145 106 29 10
1579 Oh, just for once, Claire, let the diet go. 1.3379 0.04716 145 103 35 7
1580 It's not 'between meals' if it takes all day to get there. 1.3379 0.05106 145 107 27 11
1581 Probably too many kids over there. 1.3378 0.04653 148 105 36 7
1582 OK -- but I still see women drinking beer. 1.3378 0.04941 148 108 30 10
1583 It’s a dessert mirage, John, and it’s much worse than a desert mirage. 1.3378 0.05123 148 110 26 12
1584 I'm more a 'savoury' person. 1.3378 0.04941 148 108 30 10
1585 And to think, we could be on a dessert island. 1.3378 0.05123 148 110 26 12
1586 Gene Wilder. You? 1.3378 0.05033 148 109 28 11
1587 I told you my fantasy was to be stuck on a desserted island. 1.3378 0.05033 148 109 28 11
1588 You know it's two palm trees and a couple of guys just like us, right? 1.3377 0.04962 151 111 29 11
1589 You go, you gorge, you wait a half hour, and then you swim back. 1.3377 0.04688 151 108 35 8
1590 It's a mirage. We've been living on sushi for weeks. 1.3377 0.04593 151 107 37 7
1591 The sharks out here never stop trying. 1.3377 0.04873 151 110 31 10
1592 I said deserted island. 1.3377 0.04894 154 113 30 11
1593 No. See, this one is "deserted". No extra "s". 1.3377 0.04807 154 112 32 10
1594 It's just as well; neither of us has a toothbrush. 1.3377 0.04807 154 112 32 10
1595 One ‘s’ makes a helluva difference. 1.3376 0.04995 157 117 27 13
1596 The swim should cancel out the calories 1.3375 0.04682 160 116 34 10
1597 Yeah, but the wi-fi is lousy. 1.3375 0.04423 160 113 40 7
1598 I would, but I didn't bring my toothbrush. 1.3374 0.04623 163 118 35 10
1599 If only there was a root beer float. 1.3374 0.05091 163 124 23 16
1600 No point, it looks deserted. 1.3373 0.04876 166 124 28 14
1601 It's more fun than Easter Island 1.3373 0.04403 166 118 40 8
1602 We've been dessert-ed. 1.3372 0.04608 172 126 34 12
1603 I saw sharks in the water, but now I'm thinking they're gummy sharks. 1.3371 0.04695 175 130 31 14
1604 The Ancient Mariners called it Diabetes Island. 1.3371 0.04695 175 130 31 14
1605 I had no idea stranded on a dessert island was even an option. 1.3362 0.05604 116 85 23 8
1606 I always knew dessert island was more than just a typo. 1.3360 0.05896 125 96 16 13
1607 What lousy luck--we could've washed up on a dessert island. 1.3359 0.05116 128 92 29 7
1608 It’s our just desserts. 1.3359 0.05235 128 93 27 8
1609 Well I think we’ve earned a cheat meal by now. 1.3359 0.05266 131 96 26 9
1610 We're deserted. We could be desserted. 1.3359 0.05376 131 97 24 10
1611 But no, you wanted the no-frills island vacation! 1.3358 0.04962 134 96 31 7
1612 Why couldn't we have ended up on a dessert island?!? 1.3358 0.05396 134 100 23 11
1613 No, can't be. New Yorker editors would have caught that typo. 1.3358 0.05184 134 98 27 9
1614 I was seriously hoping you could swim. 1.3358 0.05074 134 97 29 8
1615 I'm not scared, I just don't have a toothbrush. 1.3358 0.05209 137 101 26 10
1616 Of all the desert islands cartoons clichés, in all the world, we had to wash up here. 1.3358 0.05105 137 100 28 9
1617 The sharks are getting smarter every day. 1.3358 0.04999 137 99 30 8
1618 Francine was delicious, but I have a hankering for something sweet. 1.3358 0.05311 137 102 24 11
1619 Is it worth burning our skin in the hot fudge to get there? 1.3357 0.05423 140 106 21 13
1620 It evokes The Grass is Greener... but with the threat of drowning. 1.3357 0.04713 140 99 35 6
1621 The Candy Man can. 1.3357 0.05029 140 102 29 9
1622 I knew we should have upgraded..... 1.3357 0.05423 140 106 21 13
1623 I say here—that island is desserted. 1.3357 0.05246 143 107 24 12
1624 The Rockettes. Why? What do you see? 1.3357 0.04957 143 104 30 9
1625 It's really my fault--when I was seven I wished for this. 1.3357 0.05152 143 106 26 11
1626 Learning to swim would've been sweet. 1.3356 0.05169 146 109 25 12
1627 I don't know, how do they pair with fish? 1.3356 0.04789 146 105 33 8
1628 I've got a craving for something salty. 1.3356 0.05076 146 108 27 11
1629 I said the DESSERT island would be fun. 1.3356 0.04887 146 106 31 9
1630 Just deserts, you say? 1.3356 0.04887 146 106 31 9
1631 It's the wreck of the Good Ship Lollipop. 1.3356 0.05094 149 111 26 12
1632 'Let's take a cruise, Hansel,' you said. 'What could possibly happen?' you said. 1.3356 0.05182 149 112 24 13
1633 We will totally burn off the calories when we swim back. 1.3356 0.05182 149 112 24 13
1634 Did you run spell check when you booked our reservations for Dessert Island? 1.3356 0.04913 149 109 30 10
1635 Maybe it’s a typo, but desserted was a common misspelling in the days before autocorrect. 1.3356 0.04627 149 106 36 7
1636 Our island is deserted, theirs is desserted. 1.3355 0.05108 152 114 25 13
1637 My bad. When I saw 'dessert island' on the map, I thought it was a typo. 1.3355 0.04602 155 111 36 8
1638 It's all artificial. We have a tree. 1.3355 0.04781 155 113 32 10
1639 Hal, is this your mirage or mine? 1.3355 0.04602 155 111 36 8
1640 At least we have a choice: death by starvation or death by diabetes. 1.3355 0.04781 155 113 32 10
1641 I don't know Mark, I feel more like chips and guac. 1.3355 0.04602 155 111 36 8
1642 I think it is a trap. Looks all artificially sweetened. 1.3354 0.04455 158 112 39 7
1643 So it WAS the Good Ship Lollipop that went down in last night’s storm. 1.3354 0.04803 158 116 31 11
1644 Let's wait for our cheat day 1.3354 0.04968 158 118 27 13
1645 Don’t worry, we’ll work the calories off on the way back 1.3354 0.04363 158 111 41 6
1646 That other island looks pretty sweet. 1.3354 0.04363 158 111 41 6
1647 On the other hand, the swim over would burn off the calories. 1.3354 0.04488 161 115 38 8
1648 Well we’d burn off the calories swimming over, right? 1.3354 0.04740 161 118 32 11
1649 You said if we built this people would come. 1.3353 0.04924 167 126 26 15
1650 Bring me back one with sprinkles. 1.3353 0.04699 167 123 32 12
1651 But how do you KNOW it's a mirage? 1.3353 0.04566 170 124 35 11
1652 Surviving over there would be a cakewalk. 1.3333 0.05278 138 103 24 11
1653 I know it looks good, but trust me, it's all coconut. 1.3333 0.05215 144 108 24 12
1654 Are you sure those last painkillers were advil? 1.3333 0.05228 147 111 23 13
1655 What if they're wrong about sugar? 1.3333 0.05121 144 107 26 11
1656 I don’t see it. 1.3333 0.04412 165 118 39 8
1657 It used to be 'The Big Rock Candy Mountain', before global warming. 1.3333 0.05657 132 101 18 13
1658 What is the one thing you’d want with you if you were stranded on a desserted island? 1.3333 0.04792 141 101 33 7
1659 As hallucinations go, this is a great one. 1.3333 0.05361 135 101 23 11
1660 I try to avoid the candy isle. 1.3333 0.05138 147 110 25 12
1661 I’m finally at my perfect weight so it’s a good thing that I can’t swim. 1.3333 0.05257 135 100 25 10
1662 Just empty calories. 1.3333 0.05215 144 108 24 12
1663 It was the good ship Lollipop until it sank. 1.3333 0.05047 147 109 27 11
1664 Still think those swim lessons are 'dumb and unnecessary?' 1.3333 0.04932 135 97 31 7
1665 We finally found the world’s most dessert-ed island! 1.3333 0.05043 135 98 29 8
1666 We should have specified 'desserted.' 1.3333 0.04819 153 112 31 10
1667 The question is...do the sharks want us as much as we want candy. 1.3333 0.04999 141 103 29 9
1668 Exactly. That's where Louis Stevenson wrote "Dessert Island". 1.3333 0.05232 132 97 26 9
1669 I'll pass. I'm still queasy from eating this island. 1.3333 0.05228 147 111 23 13
1670 Five dollar delivery fee? Forget about it. 1.3333 0.04792 150 109 32 9
1671 Don’t get me wrong, it’s nice. I’m just uncomfortable with the gentrification. 1.3333 0.04729 153 111 33 9
1672 At least we don't have an ant problem 1.3333 0.05361 135 101 23 11
1673 It was settled in 1934 when Shirley Temple ran aground. 1.3333 0.04769 132 93 34 5
1674 I heard it’s for “Survivor”, the pastry chef season 1.3333 0.04928 144 105 30 9
1675 Trust me. It’s time to eat gluten again. 1.3333 0.04859 147 107 31 9
1676 Please don't try to sugar-coat our situation. 1.3333 0.04467 171 124 37 10
1677 And I thought “Dessert Island” was a typo. 1.3333 0.05074 138 101 28 9
1678 Maybe we should consider a cheat day. 1.3333 0.04608 159 115 35 9
1679 I may have not proofread the email to the travel agent 1.3333 0.04729 153 111 33 9
1680 No, you’ll ruin your appetite for Dinner Island. 1.3333 0.04976 150 111 28 11
1681 Kind of ironic that both of us are diabetic. 1.3333 0.04885 150 110 30 10
1682 Finally, I have imagined something that might possibly be tastier than you. 1.3333 0.04841 156 115 30 11
1683 After you do your chores. 1.3333 0.04729 153 111 33 9
1684 I always forget. Are we stranded on the ‘desert’ or ‘dessert’ island? 1.3333 0.05404 126 93 24 9
1685 I can't believe I'm stuck here with my dentist! 1.3333 0.05025 144 106 28 10
1686 I still don't get why you swam to THIS island. 1.3333 0.05341 132 98 24 10
1687 Wow! Who'd think fermented coconut milk could do this. 1.3333 0.05482 141 108 19 14
1688 Where's the beef? 1.3333 0.05047 147 109 27 11
1689 Just my luck. Stranded here with my dentist. 1.3333 0.05341 132 98 24 10
1690 Cavities, diabetes or starvation ? At least we have choices! 1.3333 0.04999 141 103 29 9
1691 You wished for candy? 1.3333 0.04907 153 113 29 11
1692 Aww, you remembered. 1.3333 0.04726 144 103 34 7
1693 Spelling and pronunciation are vital. It thinks it's a dessert island. 1.3333 0.05043 135 98 29 8
1694 Just as well, my insulin went down with the ship. 1.3333 0.04828 144 104 32 8
1695 Sweet dreams are made of this.... 1.3333 0.04819 153 112 31 10
1696 It takes will power. 1.3333 0.05047 147 109 27 11
1697 Really? Wish I had your imagination. I'm just seeing the old cliche turkey and all the trimmings. 1.3333 0.05177 138 102 26 10
1698 You leave out one lousy ‘S’! 1.3333 0.04861 138 99 32 7
1699 Spelling Bee Champion, eh? 1.3314 0.04821 175 133 26 16
1700 Regardless, it’s all just empty calories. 1.3314 0.04683 175 131 30 14
1701 So. What do you want to talk about? 1.3314 0.04521 172 126 35 11
1702 Hopefully we'll burn it all off swimming back here. 1.3314 0.04595 172 127 33 12
1703 The bright side is that we’ll burn all the calories on the swim back 1.3313 0.04527 163 118 36 9
1704 I'd rather have savory. 1.3313 0.04927 163 123 26 14
1705 That genie is just trolling us now 1.3313 0.04915 160 120 27 13
1706 I just don't want to have to deal with the ants. 1.3313 0.04668 160 117 33 10
1707 Look,Hansel,we fell for that trap once before and ended up with a homicide charge to answer for. 1.3313 0.04915 160 120 27 13
1708 On second thought I’d prefer diabetes to rising sea levels. 1.3313 0.05072 160 122 23 15
1709 Yeah, but the sweets are always sweeter on the other side. 1.3312 0.04899 157 117 28 12
1710 You think they need any shredded coconut? 1.3312 0.04729 157 115 32 10
1711 And here I thought it was only a board game... 1.3312 0.04463 157 112 38 7
1712 We're fine as long as the iced caps don't melt. 1.3312 0.04899 157 117 28 12
1713 Only a fool would embrace socialism when we enjoy all this freedom. 1.3312 0.04703 154 112 33 9
1714 I guess this is better than being stranded AND getting diabetes. 1.3312 0.04792 154 113 31 10
1715 Is it a mirage or a merengue? 1.3312 0.04792 154 113 31 10
1716 Why'd we have to have the cartoonist with spell check? 1.3312 0.04966 154 115 27 12
1717 I would rather DIE than eat processed sugar. 1.3312 0.04703 154 112 33 9
1718 Life sucks. 1.3311 0.04672 151 109 34 8
1719 Nice One! My turn. I wish it was a huge flat screen TV. 1.3311 0.04766 151 110 32 9
1720 It’s called the North Beach Diet. If you survive the swim, you can eat whatever the hell you want... Leslie Hardin summit, NJ 1.3311 0.04577 151 108 36 7
1721 I always thought "dessert-ed island" was just a typo. 1.3311 0.04577 151 108 36 7
1722 No, it's not a mirage, just another dessert island. 1.3311 0.04831 148 108 31 9
1723 Great, now I'll be stranded AND diabetic. 1.3311 0.05018 148 110 27 11
1724 Sure it’s sweet, but we’re iconic. 1.3311 0.05285 148 113 21 14
1725 The quality of our mirages has improved. 1.3311 0.04831 148 108 31 9
1726 This is why diabetics should avoid hallucinogens. 1.3311 0.04637 148 106 35 7
1727 This is a diabetic's version of Hell, right? 1.3311 0.05285 148 113 21 14
1728 I always hallucinate on day 3 of the keto diet. 1.3310 0.05184 145 109 24 12
1729 That's mine, so it's your turn to hallucinate. 1.3310 0.04800 145 105 32 8
1730 You couldn’t hallucinate a comely waitress with the dessert cart? And a friend? And a boat? 1.3310 0.04899 145 106 30 9
1731 I don't like the way they're looking at us, Carl. 1.3310 0.04699 145 104 34 7
1732 'Desert, dessert.' Big difference. 1.3310 0.05091 145 108 26 11
1733 Tough call. Death by starvation or diabetes? 1.3310 0.04800 145 105 32 8
1734 How many calories do you suppose we can burn off swimming there and back? 1.3310 0.04699 145 104 34 7
1735 Want to hop over to the dessert island?" "Nah, it's clearly a typo. 1.3310 0.05275 145 110 22 13
1736 This temptation island diet is tough. 1.3310 0.04699 145 104 34 7
1737 And not a stitch of clothes! What do you see? 1.3310 0.05275 145 110 22 13
1738 I always thought it was spelled ‘deserted’. 1.3310 0.05184 145 109 24 12
1739 This makes clear the important difference between desert and dessert. 1.3310 0.04969 142 104 29 9
1740 Here comes the dessert tray- let's split something! 1.3310 0.04969 142 104 29 9
1741 Honestly, I'm more of a Chutes and Ladders guy. 1.3310 0.05262 142 107 23 12
1742 Salt. Fat. Sugar. Definitely from USA. 1.3309 0.05344 139 105 22 12
1743 Don't worry. We'll burn it off swimming back. 1.3309 0.05245 139 104 24 11
1744 I must be hypoglycemic Joe. I think I'm seeing a dessert island. 1.3309 0.04938 139 101 30 8
1745 ...but you just know the cake has a soggy bottom. 1.3309 0.04938 139 101 30 8
1746 Is it correct to say "desserted' island? 1.3309 0.05344 139 105 22 12
1747 They say the Good Ship Lollipop went down in these parts. 1.3309 0.04789 136 97 33 6
1748 I just look and I gain 10 pounds! 1.3309 0.04902 136 98 31 7
1749 Either that's a mirage or we're suddenly in a Far Side cartoon. 1.3309 0.05328 136 102 23 11
1750 When will you realize that dessert has two "s's" and not one? 1.3309 0.05224 136 101 25 10
1751 I sure wish we had ended up on the dessert island instead. 1.3309 0.05224 136 101 25 10
1752 At least we've got a sweet view... 1.3309 0.05011 136 99 29 8
1753 Just our luck. We could have been marooned on a dessert island. 1.3308 0.04859 133 95 32 6
1754 “No, it’s not your imagination, it’s your grammar.” 1.3308 0.05517 133 101 20 12
1755 Why couldn't we have landed on a dessert island? 1.3308 0.05198 133 98 26 9
1756 Sure we could, but it would spoil our supper. 1.3308 0.05393 130 97 23 10
1757 Why couldn't we get stranded on the dessert island? 1.3308 0.05393 130 97 23 10
1758 Sure, it looks like a good idea now, but you'll feel terrible in the morning. 1.3308 0.04931 130 93 31 6
1759 They did try to offer us a sweeter package, Jim. 1.3307 0.05007 127 91 30 6
1760 Just our luck to have washed up on the desert island instead of the dessert island. 1.3306 0.05796 121 92 18 11
1761 Maybe I should have just wished for a rescue ship. 1.3304 0.05888 115 87 18 10
1762 You go on ahead. I’m more of a ‘savory’ person. 1.3293 0.04763 167 125 29 13
1763 I wish we were stranded on the dessert island. 1.3293 0.04763 167 125 29 13
1764 Until now, I never realized how important an s could be. 1.3293 0.04450 167 121 37 9
1765 Really? I see Kate Upton and Jennifer Lawrence. 1.3292 0.04727 161 119 31 11
1766 I believe those are the Dutch West Candies. 1.3292 0.04808 161 120 29 12
1767 I won’t tell if you won’t. 1.3292 0.04560 161 117 35 9
1768 Still prefer the tropical vibe? 1.3291 0.04872 158 118 28 12
1769 I don't have to swim faster than the sharks. I just have to swim faster than you. 1.3291 0.04704 158 116 32 10
1770 Is it deserted or desserted? 1.3291 0.04704 158 116 32 10
1771 How was I to know that wishes came with spellcheck? 1.3291 0.04954 158 119 26 13
1772 That Lollipop. She sure was a good ship. 1.3291 0.04704 158 116 32 10
1773 That's the Pinterest version. 1.3291 0.04529 158 114 36 8
1774 I hated that game 1.3291 0.05114 158 121 22 15
1775 Well, at least the realtor wasn't lying about the sweet view. 1.3291 0.05035 158 120 24 14
1776 You'll spoil your appetite. 1.3291 0.04617 158 115 34 9
1777 We could get there, if only we had some chutes and ladders. 1.3290 0.04766 155 114 31 10
1778 Hmm...choices, choices: a desert island or a dessert island? 1.3290 0.04939 155 116 27 12
1779 If the sharks don't get you, the diabetes will. 1.3290 0.04677 155 113 33 9
1780 We'd probably die faster there. 1.3290 0.04939 155 116 27 12
1781 If anyone deserves a pass on breaking New Year's resolutions, it's us. 1.3289 0.04646 152 110 34 8
1782 Here me out. The candy canes will work as paddles and I’m pretty sure the donut will float. 1.3289 0.05262 152 117 20 15
1783 Big Rock Candy Mountain, post climate change. 1.3289 0.04920 152 113 28 11
1784 But no! You wouldn’t take the upgrade! 1.3289 0.04920 152 113 28 11
1785 If we swim there and back, we ‘ll work off the sugar and carbs. 1.3289 0.04455 152 108 38 6
1786 I was thinking maybe a nine iron. 1.3289 0.04830 152 112 30 10
1787 They’re the survivors of the Good Ship Lollipop. 1.3289 0.05079 149 112 25 12
1788 Let's grab a treat and then wait for the girl mirage to return. 1.3289 0.04897 149 110 29 10
1789 Just our luck to land on the DESERT island, rather than the DESSERT island! 1.3289 0.04804 149 109 31 9
1790 Given a choice, I'd rather be stranded on a dessert island. 1.3289 0.04804 149 109 31 9
1791 Is that the good ship lollipop or am I hallucinating again? 1.3289 0.04708 149 108 33 8
1792 It's a simple plan. Let me spell it out. We leave this desert island, and go to the dessert island! 1.3289 0.04989 149 111 27 11
1793 Must be American 1.3288 0.04871 146 107 30 9
1794 Could be shark bait. 1.3288 0.04673 146 105 34 7
1795 We’re on the wrong desserted island. 1.3288 0.04673 146 105 34 7
1796 Well, we have the tree. 1.3288 0.05061 146 109 26 11
1797 Candy Crush withdrawal will do that to you. 1.3288 0.04773 146 106 32 8
1798 It's a common typo mirage. 1.3288 0.05153 146 110 24 12
1799 I'm waiting until Lent is over. 1.3288 0.04466 146 103 38 5
1800 Mirage or not, I'm going for it. 1.3287 0.05230 143 108 23 12
1801 Talk about a Desserted Island.... 1.3287 0.05135 143 107 25 11
1802 That mirage must be yours because mine is wine ,women and song. 1.3287 0.05039 143 106 27 10
1803 Ok ok that’s your fantasy. Now let’s do mine again. 1.3287 0.05039 143 106 27 10
1804 It hasn’t moved in at least twenty minutes. Maybe we should go for it. 1.3287 0.04940 143 105 29 9
1805 You know, I just don't have the sweet tooth that I used to. 1.3286 0.05311 140 106 22 12
1806 I didn't think they were serious when they said "dessert-ed island vacation"... 1.3286 0.05114 140 104 26 10
1807 What did you expect, The Good Ship Lollipop? 1.3286 0.05012 140 103 28 9
1808 Must be part of the Pacific Ocean garbage patch. 1.3285 0.05087 137 101 27 9
1809 I’m more of a savory guy. 1.3285 0.04760 137 98 33 6
1810 I meant THAT kind of desserted island. 1.3285 0.05192 137 102 25 10
1811 I'd love to, but I have to keep my beach body. 1.3285 0.05087 137 101 27 9
1812 The next time we order a vacation package, we really have to double-check our spelling. 1.3284 0.04943 134 97 30 7
1813 Russian sub? 1.3284 0.05273 134 100 24 10
1814 Now THAT'S what I call a "desserted" island! Ha Ha Ha. Am I right? Jeff? Jeffery? 1.3284 0.05781 134 105 14 15
1815 Sweet view, isn’t it? 1.3282 0.05358 131 98 23 10
1816 I would try but I’m afraid of the Gummi sharks. 1.3282 0.04900 131 94 31 6
1817 Not interested. Swimsuit Season is right around the corner. 1.3282 0.05247 131 97 25 9
1818 Looks tempting but maybe we should wait for Bill to come back. 1.3282 0.05134 131 96 27 8
1819 Now we know what happened to the Good Ship Lollipop. 1.3282 0.05466 131 99 21 11
1820 God, I'm sick of coconut. 1.3282 0.05247 131 97 25 9
1821 You go ahead, I'm watching my sugar. 1.3281 0.05216 128 94 26 8
1822 That whale will do anything for attention. 1.3281 0.05216 128 94 26 8
1823 Amazon's same day dessert tray delivery anywhere on earth is here. 1.3279 0.05132 122 88 28 6
1824 Frankly, I'm more of a savory guy. 1.3275 0.04530 171 126 34 11
1825 Yeah, that's where the Good Ship Lollipop ran aground. 1.3273 0.04643 165 122 32 11
1826 Although clearly tempting, they were not sure they should visit Hansel and Gretel Island 1.3273 0.04722 165 123 30 12
1827 Taxes are cheaper here. 1.3272 0.04862 162 122 27 13
1828 That second 'S' makes all the difference. 1.3272 0.04783 162 121 29 12
1829 Honestly I was hoping I’d see naked ladies. 1.3272 0.04702 162 120 31 11
1830 It's Weight Watchers new desert island program. 1.3269 0.04740 156 115 31 10
1831 We're so close I can almost taste it. 1.3269 0.04652 156 114 33 9
1832 Desert the deserted desert island for the deserted desserts island - say it ten times fast. And then, let's do it. 1.3269 0.04826 156 116 29 11
1833 The Realtor did say we were "Candyland adjacent." 1.3269 0.04562 156 113 35 8
1834 Yes, I see the irony - you're diabetic and I can't swim. So, move it. 1.3269 0.04911 156 117 27 12
1835 That wasn't a typo after all. 1.3268 0.04979 153 115 26 12
1836 As mirages go, this one is pretty lush. 1.3268 0.04804 153 113 30 10
1837 Yeah, but think of the ants. 1.3268 0.04621 153 111 34 8
1838 Some dessert islands are better than others. 1.3268 0.04333 153 108 40 5
1839 We could try Uber Eats 1.3267 0.05138 150 114 23 13
1840 It's probably just a misspelling. 1.3267 0.04869 150 111 29 10
1841 Go ahead if you want. I'm waiting for the Good Ship Lollipop 1.3267 0.04869 150 111 29 10
1842 Yeah, I thought I typed Dessert Isle too. 1.3267 0.05138 150 114 23 13
1843 Would it have killed anyone to strand us on the dessert island instead? 1.3267 0.04869 150 111 29 10
1844 Of course it's a figment of my imagination, but I'm still gonna post it on Instagram. 1.3267 0.05050 150 113 25 12
1845 They look great from a distance, but up close it's just seeds and flower petals pasted on to styrofoam shapes. 1.3265 0.04938 147 109 28 10
1846 Lucky we're in their delivery area 1.3265 0.05031 147 110 26 11
1847 Before climate change, it was a sugar candy mountain. 1.3265 0.05031 147 110 26 11
1848 I told you when you booked, "Dessert Island," two s's. But no. 1.3265 0.04938 147 109 28 10
1849 Let's see who can go longer without thinking about it. 1.3264 0.05105 144 108 25 11
1850 It's all yours; I'm waiting for the Good Ship Lollipop. 1.3264 0.05199 144 109 23 12
1851 If we're not rescued soon, I'm going to have to rethink the low carb diet. 1.3264 0.04811 144 105 31 8
1852 I say no. They don't have milk. 1.3264 0.05199 144 109 23 12
1853 You're being tested, bro. Keto is a commitment! 1.3264 0.05009 144 107 27 10
1854 The neighbor's island always looks sweeter. 1.3264 0.04811 144 105 31 8
1855 Ironic that we're on a desert island and that is a dessert island 1.3264 0.05199 144 109 23 12
1856 Is it a trick or treat? 1.3264 0.05105 144 108 25 11
1857 Looks like Global Warming really hit the North Pole hard... 1.3264 0.05105 144 108 25 11
1858 It's technically not a homophone. 1.3264 0.05199 144 109 23 12
1859 When you said South Beach diet, this isn’t what I had in mind. 1.3264 0.04911 144 106 29 9
1860 I’m rethinking my diet. 1.3264 0.04498 144 102 37 5
1861 I've heard of desert islands, but never dessert islands. 1.3264 0.04709 144 104 33 7
1862 See - a good decorator makes the square footage look so much bigger. 1.3264 0.04811 144 105 31 8
1863 I call it desserted island. 1.3264 0.05292 144 110 21 13
1864 I think we chose the wrong desserted island. This is why spelling is important. 1.3262 0.05181 141 106 24 11
1865 Looks like the Good Ship Lollipop sunk too. 1.3262 0.04879 141 103 30 8
1866 I'm going to wait for the Sandwich Isle. 1.3262 0.04982 141 104 28 9
1867 It’s too commercial for me anyway. Ours is more gritty and real, like the old Times Square 1.3262 0.05083 141 105 26 10
1868 I really don’t think the palm tree will care. 1.3262 0.05181 141 106 24 11
1869 Boy, that island sure looks sweet... 1.3261 0.04950 138 101 29 8
1870 I’d rather be marooned on a dessert island. 1.3261 0.04950 138 101 29 8
1871 Somebody else's island always looks sweeter. 1.3260 0.04283 181 132 39 10
1872 I just don't feel like I have room for dessert. 1.3259 0.05024 135 99 28 8
1873 I don’t know. What do you think men fantasize about? 1.3259 0.05239 135 101 24 10
1874 Let's hope it's a stopover for the Good Ship Lollipop. 1.3259 0.05133 135 100 26 9
1875 As your dentist, sometimes I’m going to suggest things you’re not going to like. 1.3259 0.05133 135 100 26 9
1876 Look closely...two of those little tarts are eyes. 1.3259 0.04799 135 97 32 6
1877 You were the one who said "we'll need shade." 1.3259 0.05344 135 102 22 11
1878 And you call this a desserted island? 1.3259 0.04799 135 97 32 6
1879 What a different one "s" can make. 1.3259 0.05024 135 99 28 8
1880 I wish we were on dessert island 1.3258 0.05101 132 97 27 8
1881 I told you there was a second S 1.3254 0.04562 169 125 33 11
1882 Do you think sharks can bake? 1.3254 0.04714 169 127 29 13
1883 And you thought shade would be more important. 1.3254 0.04485 169 124 35 10
1884 Nah... I'm good. I've just started the Keto Diet. 1.3254 0.05143 126 92 27 7
1885 Guess our island isn't as dessert-ed as we thought 1.3254 0.05018 126 91 29 6
1886 So, I have this idea for a boardgame.... 1.3254 0.04758 126 89 33 4
1887 As a mirage it doesn’t have to meet the Dietary Guidelines. 1.3252 0.04914 163 124 25 14
1888 Survivors from the good ship Lollypop 1.3250 0.04654 160 118 32 10
1889 I'll race you! 1.3248 0.04967 157 119 25 13
1890 ...are you kidding? all that processed sugar? no way. 1.3248 0.04627 157 115 33 9
1891 One s makes all the difference in the world. 1.3247 0.04596 154 112 34 8
1892 So, we underestimated the sharks. 1.3247 0.05036 154 117 24 13
1893 I wished to be on a 'dessert' island too. Damn spellcheck! 1.3247 0.05036 154 117 24 13
1894 You go for it. I’m cutting back on sugar. 1.3247 0.04503 154 111 36 7
1895 You see it too, right? 1.3247 0.04407 154 110 38 6
1896 Careful, it's an iced-berg. Most of the sugar is below the surface. 1.3247 0.04777 154 114 30 10
1897 If we just had a chute and ladders. 1.3246 0.05777 114 86 19 9
1898 I thought you said to swim for the desert island. 1.3245 0.04932 151 113 27 11
1899 It's just one of those "the grass is greener" situations. 1.3245 0.04462 151 108 37 6
1900 We don't have dental coverage. 1.3245 0.04842 151 112 29 10
1901 It's always sweeter on the other side. 1.3245 0.05108 151 115 23 13
1902 S w e e t ! 1.3245 0.04842 151 112 29 10
1903 I’m so happy it came in time for your birthday! 1.3245 0.04750 151 111 31 9
1904 We were off by one 's'. 1.3243 0.04909 148 110 28 10
1905 I liked The Food Network better when they were just on cable. 1.3243 0.04909 148 110 28 10
1906 Your right, the view is better from over here. 1.3243 0.04815 148 109 30 9
1907 Really, George? Of all the times not to use spellcheck? 1.3243 0.04718 148 108 32 8
1908 Dang auto correct! 1.3243 0.04620 148 107 34 7
1909 Is it still considered a cheat meal if you haven't eaten in six days? 1.3243 0.04718 148 108 32 8
1910 Since I started my cleanse everything looks like junk food. 1.3243 0.04909 148 110 28 10
1911 It looks like the island is deserted. 1.3243 0.05093 148 112 24 12
1912 Okay, so pretend you were stranded on a dessert island... 1.3243 0.04815 148 109 30 9
1913 It's a shame what climate change did to the Big Rock Candy Mountain. 1.3241 0.05260 145 111 21 13
1914 I’m diabetic and I can’t swim, so it’s a win-win for me! 1.3241 0.04578 145 104 35 6
1915 I say we swim for it. What do you think, Gretel? 1.3241 0.04682 145 105 33 7
1916 So it's just another birthday when you can't quite get my gift right. 1.3241 0.05074 145 109 25 11
1917 We have coconuts, they don't! 1.3241 0.04783 145 106 31 8
1918 If only it wasn’t shark week. 1.3241 0.04783 145 106 31 8
1919 The Good Ship Lollipop shipwrecked there. 1.3239 0.05052 142 106 26 10
1920 Don't be ridiculous, it's swimsuit season. 1.3239 0.04952 142 105 28 9
1921 Well, Steve, this year you've really gone overboard for Valentine's Day. 1.3239 0.05246 142 108 22 12
1922 You SERIOUSLY didn't see that one when we landed? SERIOUSLY 1.3239 0.05052 142 106 26 10
1923 I know it's a mirage, but I just like looking at it. 1.3237 0.05127 139 104 25 10
1924 On the other hand, dates are higher in fiber, and the palm fronds provide more shade. 1.3237 0.04703 139 100 33 6
1925 Now look at where your dyslexia has landed us -- 1.3237 0.04703 139 100 33 6
1926 I call it the Mediterranean Diet. 1.3237 0.05127 139 104 25 10
1927 I don't know...I've been doing really well with my cleanse 1.3237 0.05127 139 104 25 10
1928 Have we got a chute or a ladder laying around here? 1.3237 0.04920 139 102 29 8
1929 'I mean, it's okay. But it's really nothing compared to the Spice Island.' 1.3235 0.05101 136 101 26 9
1930 Do you think the ingredients are locally sourced ? 1.3235 0.05101 136 101 26 9
1931 Brings new meaning to a deserted island 1.3235 0.05101 136 101 26 9
1932 We never should have skipped those swim lessons 1.3235 0.04993 136 100 28 8
1933 You go ahead. I don't want to spoil my appetite. 1.3235 0.04993 136 100 28 8
1934 You do realize there's not a dentist in 5,000 miles, right? 1.3235 0.04993 136 100 28 8
1935 It's either a misspelling or a mirage. 1.3235 0.04882 136 99 30 7
1936 "We could call it the Mediterranean Diet, but no one will believe us. 1.3234 0.04516 167 123 34 10
1937 Looks like it's either climate change or diabetes that will be the end of us! 1.3233 0.05179 133 99 25 9
1938 Nutritionally we’d still be starving. 1.3233 0.04597 133 94 35 4
1939 Do you think they want to eat us too? 1.3233 0.05602 133 103 17 13
1940 I have a sinking feeling it's not gluten-free. 1.3233 0.05395 133 101 21 11
1941 Some cartoonists just can't spell 1.3233 0.04955 133 97 29 7
1942 Don’t fall for it... the sharks put it there as bait. 1.3231 0.05262 130 97 24 9
1943 Now we just need the Good Ship Lolipop to get us there 1.3230 0.04953 161 123 24 14
1944 Don't blame the travel agent, learn how to spell. 1.3230 0.04794 161 121 28 12
1945 My survival instinct says yes but my love handles say no. 1.3228 0.04985 127 92 29 6
1946 Is that a desserted island? 1.3228 0.05463 127 96 21 10
1947 I said book the 'dessert' island, not the 'desert' island. 1.3228 0.04858 158 119 27 12
1948 Did you wish for a desert or a dessert island? 1.3228 0.04602 158 116 33 9
1949 We probably couldn’t afford the rent anyway. 1.3228 0.04689 158 117 31 10
1950 Good thing the sharks in these waters don't have any teeth 1.3228 0.04858 158 119 27 12
1951 Ya, it’s kinda like the greener grass thing. 1.3226 0.05438 124 93 22 9
1952 Yeah, but do you see any shade? 1.3226 0.04571 155 113 34 8
1953 Your third item can't be another island. 1.3226 0.05316 124 92 24 8
1954 I wonder where Savory island is... 1.3226 0.04838 155 116 28 11
1955 Nah. I'm in the mood for something savory. 1.3226 0.05063 124 90 28 6
1956 Sure, it's tempting, but it's a short-term fix. 1.3224 0.04723 152 112 31 9
1957 Calories don't count when you're far out into international waters 1.3224 0.04630 152 111 33 8
1958 Just my luck. Stranded and a diabetic! 1.3224 0.04630 152 111 33 8
1959 I can't believe we're stuck here because you can't spell! 1.3224 0.04992 152 115 25 12
1960 Even here I have this feeling that the neighbor’s lawn is greener than mine. 1.3224 0.05079 152 116 23 13
1961 I'm never booking through Expedia ever again. 1.3224 0.04815 152 113 29 10
1962 We could never survive there. Those are all empty calories. 1.3223 0.05532 121 91 21 9
1963 Stop overthinking it Bob! Just go over there and ask if we can borrow a cup of brown sugar. 1.3221 0.04494 149 107 36 6
1964 Rising sea levels are even impacting Candy Land! 1.3221 0.05063 149 113 24 12
1965 You know I can't swim and you're on a diet. 1.3221 0.04881 149 111 28 10
1966 My mother said never take candy from strange islands. 1.3221 0.05063 149 113 24 12
1967 It’s Survivor Candyland...your turn. 1.3221 0.04692 149 109 32 8
1968 I swear Burt, if you sing “0n the Good Ship Lollipop” one more time, I’ll throw you into the sea. 1.3221 0.04692 149 109 32 8
1969 Now if only there was an island with gluten free options. 1.3221 0.04881 149 111 28 10
1970 Sometimes, I just hate being a dentist. 1.3219 0.05044 146 110 25 11
1971 I don't see any chocolate. 1.3219 0.04854 146 108 29 9
1972 I knew that Atkins Island was the wrong choice. 1.3219 0.05137 146 111 23 12
1973 Personally, I consider 'Dessert Island' to be CBS's most innovative reality series yet. 1.3219 0.05044 146 110 25 11
1974 Maby we should wait 'till after dinner. 1.3219 0.05044 146 110 25 11
1975 Just our luck, we had to land on the deserted island and not the dessert island. 1.3219 0.04755 146 107 31 8
1976 Damn you, auto correct. 1.3219 0.04950 146 109 27 10
1977 But this island had a better Yelp review! 1.3218 0.04538 174 130 32 12
1978 If we go there, we can die from gluttony instead of starvation. 1.3218 0.04155 174 125 42 7
1979 I bet you will burn all these extra calories swimming there and back 1.3217 0.05022 143 107 26 10
1980 I'm just not into puns, that's all. 1.3217 0.04922 143 106 28 9
1981 Even the mirage seems contrived. 1.3217 0.04821 143 105 30 8
1982 Wrong--I see burgers,fries and a shake. 1.3217 0.05022 143 107 26 10
1983 Herein lies the difference between desert and dessert. 1.3217 0.04922 143 106 28 9
1984 I say flotsam from The Good Ship Lollipop. 1.3217 0.05119 143 108 24 11
1985 Honestly, it's for the best. I'm trying to get in shape before the summer starts. 1.3217 0.05119 143 108 24 11
1986 Yeah. That would be sweet. 1.3214 0.05096 140 105 25 10
1987 I'm still full from the buffet. 1.3214 0.04994 140 104 27 9
1988 You go ahead, I'm more of savory guy. 1.3214 0.05096 140 105 25 10
1989 What do you think? Cheat day?” 1.3212 0.04708 165 124 29 12
1990 Sure it's a short swim, but it's through syrup 1.3212 0.05069 137 102 26 9
1991 Hey since I left that place I have lost more than 20 pounds ... 1.3212 0.04740 137 99 32 6
1992 Careful - it's just a lure. If the sharks don't get you, the dentists will. 1.3212 0.05476 137 106 18 13
1993 Nah, if we had washed up there we wouldn't be enjoying our Mediterranean fish diet. 1.3212 0.04740 137 99 32 6
1994 Jetsam from the Good Ship Lollipop? 1.3210 0.04687 162 121 30 11
1995 Let's just leave it as, "The Promised Land." 1.3210 0.04521 162 119 34 9
1996 I say swim. If it turns out to be rock candy we can still use it to break the coconut up. 1.3210 0.04605 162 120 32 10
1997 Every time I think about swimming over there, I remember Hansel and Gretel. 1.3210 0.04687 162 121 30 11
1998 I'm glad we're on the lo-cal island. 1.3209 0.05036 134 99 27 8
1999 I think it's part of Mar-a-Lago. 1.3209 0.05146 134 100 25 9
2000 I have a bad feeling about this. 1.3209 0.04923 134 98 29 7
2001 If we start swimming now, we can get there before they start building a wall. 1.3209 0.05036 134 99 27 8
2002 your last wish just keeps getting better and better 1.3209 0.04923 134 98 29 7
2003 Why did I let an English major buy our tickets to a dessert island? 1.3208 0.04578 159 117 33 9
2004 No, I don't see it,either... 1.3208 0.04664 159 118 31 10
2005 Definitely a trap 1.3208 0.04490 159 116 35 8
2006 If we only had shoots and ladders" 1.3205 0.04725 156 116 30 10
2007 You go ahead I'm on a diet. 1.3205 0.04980 156 119 24 13
2008 Yeah, but the views don’t get much sweeter 1.3205 0.04811 156 117 28 11
2009 The bad news is it's all kale. 1.3205 0.04897 156 118 26 12
2010 Race you for the strawberry. 1.3203 0.05075 128 94 27 7
2011 I had requested the dessert island, but my spelling was off. 1.3203 0.05426 128 97 21 10
2012 Just think, we could have landed on a dessert isle. 1.3203 0.05649 128 99 17 12
2013 Sharks will do anything to get their next meal 1.3203 0.05426 128 97 21 10
2014 Until right now, I never thought it was that important to learn how to swim... 1.3203 0.04414 153 110 37 6
2015 That's just silly. 1.3203 0.04877 153 115 27 11
2016 Goddamn socialists. At least we have our freedom. 1.3200 0.05968 125 99 12 14
2017 I'm waiting for a low-carb mirage. 1.3200 0.04760 150 111 30 9
2018 Dessert-ed island, they said. Gluten-free option, they said. 1.3200 0.05279 125 93 24 8
2019 The Good Ship Lollipop has to be nearby. 1.3200 0.04853 150 112 28 10
2020 It has sharks written all over it. 1.3200 0.04665 150 110 32 8
2021 For the last time,is it one "S" or two? 1.3200 0.05279 125 93 24 8
2022 I'm a meat and potatoes man myself. 1.3198 0.04181 172 124 41 7
2023 It was just one letter 1.3197 0.04825 147 109 29 9
2024 That is a dessert island. We are on a desert island because Hooked on Phonics was replaced with spellcheck. 1.3197 0.05107 147 112 23 12
2025 I always thought it was spelled “desert island...” 1.3197 0.05286 147 114 19 14
2026 I told you we should have bought the deluxe package 1.3197 0.04728 147 108 31 8
2027 Never thought I'd see the Good Ship Lollipop sink like the Titanic. 1.3194 0.04992 144 108 26 10
2028 Well yes, but ‘Diet Island’ was the cheaper vacation package 1.3194 0.04793 144 106 30 8
2029 This is the healthy one 1.3194 0.04793 144 106 30 8
2030 Alas, our just deserts for skipping swimming lessons. 1.3194 0.05088 144 109 24 11
2031 Do you think they have a Happy Hour? 1.3193 0.05193 119 87 26 6
2032 We picked the wrong travel agent! 1.3193 0.04683 166 125 29 12
2033 Hansel and Gretel: An Inconvenient Truth. 1.3193 0.04525 166 123 33 10
2034 What a difference an “s” can make. 1.3191 0.05357 141 109 19 13
2035 If you go, bring me back a maple bar. 1.3191 0.04964 141 105 27 9
2036 We were one ‘S’ away from landing on a desserted island. 1.3191 0.05164 141 107 23 11
2037 ``Just once I'd like to be stranded on a dessert island.'' 1.3191 0.05261 141 108 21 12
2038 I told you when we booked the trip that dessert is spelled with TWO S's! 1.3191 0.04964 141 105 27 9
2039 AirBnB really needs spell-check. 1.3191 0.04861 141 104 29 8
2040 I told you dessert was spelled with two ss 1.3191 0.04964 141 105 27 9
2041 Let’s wait till tomorrow. That’s my cheat day. 1.3191 0.04648 141 102 33 6
2042 Now I know why 'Fantasy Island' was more popular than "Survivor' 1.3190 0.04497 163 120 34 9
2043 And we've got the coconut milk to go with it. 1.3190 0.04326 163 118 38 7
2044 Does this mirage make my ass look fat? 1.3188 0.05343 138 106 20 12
2045 Of all the genies in the world, Harold, you find one who can't spell 1.3188 0.05243 138 105 22 11
2046 I could really use a cup of coffee right now. 1.3188 0.04931 138 102 28 8
2047 Kind of gives new meaning to 'desserted' island. 1.3188 0.05243 138 105 22 11
2048 This is a desert isle . . . THAT is a dessert isle. 1.3188 0.05037 138 103 26 9
2049 Because the candyman can. 1.3188 0.05141 138 104 24 10
2050 That's odd! No salt-water toffee! 1.3188 0.05037 138 103 26 9
2051 With our luck, this tree will drop another coconut as soon as we get over there. 1.3188 0.04823 138 101 30 7
2052 You'll live much longer on this island without the extra sugar 1.3188 0.04639 160 119 31 10
2053 Well, I must say, America does look great again. 1.3186 0.05373 113 83 24 6
2054 They must be survivors from the Good Ship Lollypop. 1.3185 0.04778 135 98 31 6
2055 I think it's debris from the Good Ship Lollipop 1.3185 0.05114 135 101 25 9
2056 What time is low tide? 1.3185 0.04661 135 97 33 5
2057 Well at least its much healthier over here 1.3185 0.05114 135 101 25 9
2058 I see roast beef and pizza. 1.3185 0.05004 135 100 27 8
2059 I thought it was only a typo. 1.3185 0.04785 157 118 28 11
2060 No, not a desert island. 1.3185 0.04953 157 120 24 13
2061 Do you think it comes in peace? 1.3185 0.04785 157 118 28 11
2062 Dessert has two ‘S’s you idiot. 1.3182 0.04936 154 117 25 12
2063 It's an inflatable island. The sharks use it to trick us into swimming to it. 1.3182 0.05021 154 118 23 13
2064 Six days on low-carb island, then one day over there... 1.3182 0.04966 132 97 28 7
2065 A lifetime on the hips doesn't seem like such a bad deal right now. 1.3182 0.04936 154 117 25 12
2066 Why couldn't we have been stranded on that desserted island? 1.3182 0.04936 154 117 25 12
2067 Calling it a Land seems generous. 1.3179 0.04826 151 113 28 10
2068 Ever been desserted before? 1.3179 0.04916 151 114 26 11
2069 That island looks pretty sweet. 1.3179 0.04639 151 111 32 8
2070 I was never good at spelling. 1.3179 0.05005 151 115 24 12
2071 If this is a desert island, that's a dessert island. 1.3179 0.04733 151 112 30 9
2072 Reminds me. Need to see a dentist. 1.3179 0.04733 151 112 30 9
2073 Those sharks are clever little buggers aren’t they? 1.3179 0.04826 151 113 28 10
2074 So this is how fasting feels like. 1.3179 0.04344 151 108 38 5
2075 My shrink told me there'd be days like this. 1.3179 0.04639 151 111 32 8
2076 Don't blame me, blame Autocorrect. 1.3178 0.05160 129 96 25 8
2077 That place looks pretty sweet. 1.3178 0.05276 129 97 23 9
2078 You have your mirage, I’ll have mine 1.3178 0.05276 129 97 23 9
2079 Just my luck, it's the Good Ship Lollipop. 1.3178 0.05276 129 97 23 9
2080 Now, that's what I had in mind when I told the genie I'd like to be stranded with you on a dessert island. 1.3178 0.05390 129 98 21 10
2081 And Mexico paid for it. 1.3178 0.05501 129 99 19 11
2082 It's kind of a look but don't touch sort of thing. 1.3176 0.04501 148 107 35 6
2083 How is your dental coverage? 1.3176 0.04701 148 109 31 8
2084 Great, now I feel like some cold milk. 1.3176 0.04985 148 112 25 11
2085 I would have chosen the dessert island. 1.3176 0.05255 148 115 19 14
2086 On the plus side, our island is 100% gluten-free. 1.3176 0.04985 148 112 25 11
2087 To hell what they think -- I prefer our minimalism. 1.3175 0.05121 126 93 26 7
2088 I wish WE lived on a desserted island 1.3172 0.04559 145 105 34 6
2089 Weird, I’ve never really noticed that strawberry before. 1.3172 0.04559 145 105 34 6
2090 This is why I didn't want to buy an amusement park in a flood zone. 1.3172 0.04962 145 109 26 10
2091 I’m rethinking your comment about this being our just deserts. 1.3172 0.04663 145 106 32 7
2092 But it's almost swimsuit season. 1.3172 0.05151 145 111 22 12
2093 Let's give Gretel another hour. 1.3172 0.04962 145 109 26 10
2094 Well, at least we have these hallucinogens! 1.3172 0.04864 145 108 28 9
2095 Just like I said, only a matter of time before gentrification starts to change this place. 1.3171 0.04304 164 119 38 7
2096 I think it's symbolic. 1.3171 0.04474 164 121 34 9
2097 Mirage? No. It’s climate change. That’s Big Rock Candy Mountain. 1.3171 0.05074 123 90 27 6
2098 A desserted island never sounded so good. 1.3169 0.05034 142 107 25 10
2099 I should've booked 'desserted' island instead of 'deserted' island! 1.3169 0.04727 142 104 31 7
2100 You’re in luck, I’m a dentist. 1.3169 0.05034 142 107 25 10
2101 Nice but no shade. 1.3169 0.04934 142 106 27 9
2102 I think I’m still full from lunch. 1.3169 0.04934 142 106 27 9
2103 That's why you should always use spell check. 1.3169 0.05132 142 108 23 11
2104 This always happens as soon as I hit my goal weight. 1.3169 0.05034 142 107 25 10
2105 What three things would you want on a desserted island? 1.3168 0.04614 161 120 31 10
2106 Really, I'd rather enjoy it from here than swim the channel and discover it's a mirage. 1.3168 0.04354 161 117 37 7
2107 Even my mirages spell desert wrong. 1.3165 0.05309 139 107 20 12
2108 Those castaways are getting their just desserts . 1.3165 0.04901 139 103 28 8
2109 The sand is always sweeter on the other mirage 1.3165 0.05309 139 107 20 12
2110 Would you stop humming "Big Rock Candy Mountain"? 1.3165 0.04498 158 116 34 8
2111 Finally, you're using the term "dessert island" properly! 1.3165 0.04759 158 119 28 11
2112 You really need to learn how to spell. 1.3164 0.04883 177 139 20 18
2113 If you could take one thing to a desert island, take a homonym 1.3162 0.05291 136 104 21 11
2114 Casting did say it's like "The Biggest Loser" meets "Temptation Island." 1.3162 0.04633 136 98 33 5
2115 Oh,look--a dessert-ed island. 1.3162 0.05187 136 103 23 10
2116 If you stare long enough, a sexy dental hygienist appears, too. 1.3162 0.04633 136 98 33 5
2117 Nice try. Now, try wishing for the whole cruise ship, not just the dessert buffet. 1.3162 0.04862 136 100 29 7
2118 It’s the mushrooms. 1.3162 0.05187 136 103 23 10
2119 If I had 2 cannibals and a canoe I could work this out. 1.3162 0.04749 136 99 31 6
2120 I’d rather be on that desserted island. 1.3161 0.04461 155 113 35 7
2121 I don't care that you're a dentist. I'm going anyway. 1.3161 0.04735 155 116 29 10
2122 This is what Hell must feel like. 1.3161 0.04645 155 115 31 9
2123 How come we didn't wash up on a dessert island? 1.3161 0.04993 155 119 23 13
2124 Shouldn’t Hansel and Gretel be back by now? 1.3158 0.05149 152 118 20 14
2125 I was just one S off. 1.3158 0.05048 133 99 26 8
2126 No, actually I prayed for the good SHIP Lollipop. 1.3158 0.04977 152 116 24 12
2127 That's strange, the mirage I see is covered in mate, kombucha and kale 1.3158 0.05048 133 99 26 8
2128 It's a lifeboat from the Good Ship Lollipop! 1.3158 0.04613 152 112 32 8
2129 I had always hoped to live in the Sandwich Isles. 1.3158 0.04613 152 112 32 8
2130 There's no way of escaping these cravings. 1.3158 0.04888 152 115 26 11
2131 If you don't think it's a mirage, then swim to it." 1.3158 0.05048 133 99 26 8
2132 I don't mind that it's junk food, but no way it's locally sourced. 1.3158 0.04707 152 113 30 9
2133 No Hansel, we are not going over there! Don't you ever learn? 1.3158 0.04888 152 115 26 11
2134 If the gummy sharks don’t get you the cavities will. 1.3158 0.04613 152 112 32 8
2135 I'm on the Castaway Diet.. 1.3154 0.04956 149 113 25 11
2136 I swear I spelled it with two s’s in the GPS 1.3154 0.05136 149 115 21 13
2137 Don’t do it, Jerry. It’s loaded with high fructose corn sugar. You’ll never make it back. 1.3154 0.04674 149 110 31 8
2138 I've been over there once. The guy who lives there is really creepy. 1.3154 0.04864 149 112 27 10
2139 Race you for the donut. 1.3154 0.04770 149 111 29 9
2140 I wouldn't. It's just empty calories. 1.3154 0.04864 149 112 27 10
2141 No man is an island, but I'm claiming that one. 1.3154 0.04956 149 113 25 11
2142 Too bad we weren't marooned on a Dessert Island. 1.3154 0.04770 149 111 29 9
2143 You’re lucky-you landed on the healthy island. 1.3154 0.04770 149 111 29 9
2144 Come on! At least we’ll die in a diabetic coma with a smile on our faces and red dye on our lips. 1.3154 0.04576 149 109 33 7
2145 So you misspelled dessert on our destination vacation request 1.3154 0.04576 149 109 33 7
2146 Is deserted spelled with one s or two? 1.3154 0.05126 130 97 25 8
2147 No kale, no carrots, no Évian--who needs it, really? 1.3154 0.04765 130 94 31 5
2148 I wouldn't. I hear there are gummy sharks in these waters. 1.3154 0.05241 130 98 23 9
2149 I bet their coffee sucks. 1.3152 0.04533 165 123 32 10
2150 You don't suppose this is some kind of maritime variation on 'Hansel and Gretel', do you? 1.3152 0.04195 165 119 40 6
2151 You go, I’m not doing sugar this month. 1.3152 0.04533 165 123 32 10
2152 Ever get Sugar cravings, Mike?” “Yeh, I guess they come in waves 1.3151 0.05027 146 111 24 11
2153 Don't try to sugarcoat it, we missed the sweet spot. 1.3151 0.04933 146 110 26 10
2154 Naw, not for a cupcake, but maybe for that doughnut with sprinkles! 1.3151 0.04428 146 105 36 5
2155 I'm dieting right now, but you go ahead. 1.3151 0.04636 146 107 32 7
2156 You realize that I will still cannibalize you eventually. 1.3151 0.05121 146 112 22 12
2157 Even if we get over there, eat everything, and get rescued, we'll still hate our jobs. 1.3151 0.04933 146 110 26 10
2158 Ever wish you'd taken swimming lessons as a kid? 1.3150 0.05208 127 95 24 8
2159 You can argue with the facts all you want. Desert Island is not spelled the same as Dessert Island. 1.3150 0.05087 127 94 26 7
2160 I think it's just a mirage brought on by our carb-free lifestyle. 1.3148 0.04505 162 120 33 9
2161 Desert, dessert. I always get them confused. 1.3148 0.04673 162 122 29 11
2162 I ordered it yesterday on Amazon Prime. 1.3147 0.04803 143 106 29 8
2163 My father was a coconut farmer, I’m a coconut farmer, and some day you will be a coconut farmer. 1.3147 0.04593 143 104 33 6
2164 I'm sorry, Fred, I thought it was just a typo on the map. 1.3147 0.05004 143 108 25 10
2165 All things considered, avoiding tooth decay and diabetes doesn't concern me now. 1.3147 0.04593 143 104 33 6
2166 No way. It'll rot my tooth. 1.3147 0.05197 143 110 21 12
2167 Don’t even think about it. Let’s wait ‘til some healthier food choices float by. 1.3145 0.05168 124 92 25 7
2168 I guess I could learn to swim, but who’s got the time? 1.3145 0.05039 124 91 27 6
2169 You can't swim, and I'm a diabetic. 1.3145 0.04562 159 118 32 9
2170 I wish we had landed on the dessert island! 1.3145 0.04562 159 118 32 9
2171 I'm ready to try the North Beach diet. 1.3145 0.04898 159 122 24 13
2172 We shoulda gone all inclusive. 1.3143 0.04975 140 105 26 9
2173 At least we have a view... 1.3143 0.04764 140 103 30 7
2174 It's the subscription bonus from Blue Apron. 1.3143 0.04871 140 104 28 8
2175 Let’s swim to the dessert island. 1.3143 0.04975 140 105 26 9
2176 And I thought it couldn't get any better than Appetizer Island! 1.3143 0.04764 140 103 30 7
2177 In hindsight, we should have saved the bridge for last. 1.3143 0.05078 140 106 24 10
2178 At least we're not on that desserted island. 1.3143 0.04764 140 103 30 7
2179 Do you ever wish we'd washed up on a desserted island? 1.3143 0.04975 140 105 26 9
2180 What ain't it got? It ain't got dames! 1.3143 0.04975 140 105 26 9
2181 It's that Milton Bradley timeshare option again..... 1.3141 0.04437 156 114 35 7
2182 Are hallucinations part of a low carb diet? 1.3141 0.04437 156 114 35 7
2183 We're on the glutton free island. 1.3141 0.04437 156 114 35 7
2184 Why couldn't we be stranded on a desserted island. 1.3141 0.04796 156 118 27 11
2185 I thought you meant deserted island 1.3141 0.04965 156 120 23 13
2186 Even God can't spell any more. 1.3139 0.05258 137 105 21 11
2187 I doubt the natives are canibals. 1.3139 0.05155 137 104 23 10
2188 Bob? Don't panic, but you're starting to look like a Twizzler. 1.3139 0.05155 137 104 23 10
2189 It may taste good, but you can't live on it. 1.3139 0.04942 137 102 27 8
2190 Why didn't we opt for "dessert island'? 1.3137 0.04680 153 114 30 9
2191 Maybe later, but now I couldn’t eat another thing. 1.3137 0.04680 153 114 30 9
2192 And then as we swim back, we can work off the calories. 1.3137 0.04587 153 113 32 8
2193 There’s so much you can blame on spell check. 1.3136 0.04212 169 123 39 7
2194 So Harry.... What are you giving up for Lent ? 1.3134 0.04421 134 95 36 3
2195 I don't know. Does the term Trojan Horse come to mind here. 1.3134 0.05341 134 103 20 11
2196 I wonder when we’re going to start hallucinating? 1.3134 0.05126 134 101 24 9
2197 My guess, the food is overpriced and drinks are watered down. 1.3134 0.04668 134 97 32 5
2198 It’s too bad that I’m a dentist and that you’re a nutritionist. 1.3133 0.04647 150 111 31 8
2199 This is what I get for letting you book our vacation over the phone. 1.3133 0.04928 150 114 25 11
2200 So what will it be then Edward? Starvation or tooth decay? 1.3133 0.04743 150 112 29 9
2201 All because of a silly spelling error! 1.3133 0.04349 150 108 37 5
2202 I now see low-carb for the elitist cultural imperialism it really is. 1.3133 0.04669 166 126 28 12
2203 But this island has the better view 1.3133 0.04510 166 124 32 10
2204 So THAT'S the "Good Ship Lollipop! 1.3130 0.05093 131 98 25 8
2205 No, Thomas, it's not a mirage--just a typo. 1.3130 0.05207 131 99 23 9
2206 It's my hallucination cheat day. 1.3130 0.05318 131 100 21 10
2207 Yesterday's mirage was the entree list .Today it's the desert tray. 1.3130 0.05093 131 98 25 8
2208 That gluten-free diet is getting to you- I see only a palm tree. 1.3130 0.04976 131 97 27 7
2209 You had to pick Jumanji over Candy Land... 1.3129 0.04808 147 110 28 9
2210 Probably not a good time to start the keto diet 1.3129 0.04808 147 110 28 9
2211 Dude... that is one sweet looking island. 1.3129 0.04507 147 107 34 6
2212 I call dibs on the strawberry 1.3129 0.04710 147 109 30 8
2213 I hope the Sugar Plum Ferry arrives on schedule. 1.3129 0.04566 163 122 31 10
2214 I heard that everyone goes through this, but day 3 of the juice cleanse gets better. 1.3129 0.04566 163 122 31 10
2215 Well-argued mate, but I still think Brexit was the way to go. 1.3129 0.04729 163 124 27 12
2216 As advertised, the view is spectacular. 1.3129 0.04482 163 121 33 9
2217 Well, we do get a cheat day... 1.3125 0.04459 144 104 35 5
2218 I can’t. My cheat day isn’t until Sunday. 1.3125 0.04774 144 107 29 8
2219 The genie couldn't spell. 1.3125 0.04875 144 108 27 9
2220 No, Monopoly is the most popular board game I don’t understand how Candy Land even popped into your head 1.3125 0.05406 128 98 20 10
2221 Yeah I know, but we have to wait til "cheat" day 1.3125 0.04671 144 106 31 7
2222 Guys look - we're saved! Humans! 1.3125 0.05070 144 110 23 11
2223 Dude, we can't play 'I spy' if you're just going to make things up 1.3125 0.04707 160 121 28 11
2224 I've read somewhere that deaths due to sugar intake vastly outnumber deaths due to shark attacks. I believe the safest play here is to wait it out. 1.3125 0.04875 144 108 27 9
2225 Looks like the Big Rock Candy Mountain is experiencing climate change. 1.3125 0.05165 144 111 21 12
2226 Having dessert first could spoil our appetites. 1.3125 0.05406 128 98 20 10
2227 Dibs on the donut. 1.3125 0.04774 144 107 29 8
2228 The wreck of the Good Ship Lollipop 1.3125 0.05165 144 111 21 12
2229 Can you swim, Hansel? 1.3125 0.04974 144 109 25 10
2230 type one or two? 1.3125 0.05030 160 125 20 15
2231 So, you can't swim either? 1.3125 0.04974 144 109 25 10
2232 Dude, sugar'll kill ya. 1.3125 0.04671 144 106 31 7
2233 You go first 1.3125 0.04450 160 118 34 8
2234 You know, if it wasn't for global warming it'd be one island. 1.3125 0.04623 160 120 30 10
2235 Don’t fall for the shark’s silly games. 1.3125 0.05070 144 110 23 11
2236 I look forward to these hypoglycemic hallucinations , they really breakup the day" 1.3121 0.04533 173 131 30 12
2237 How can we get to the desserted island? 1.3121 0.04533 173 131 30 12
2238 When I agreed, I thought Candy Land was a board game. 1.3121 0.04769 157 119 27 11
2239 They won't last stranded in the hot sun. 1.3121 0.04595 157 117 31 9
2240 I bet ya ten bucks theres a witch in a bikini over there. 1.3121 0.04945 141 106 26 9
2241 The dessert island was already booked 1.3121 0.04517 141 102 34 5
2242 Don't get excited. That's where props for "The Nutcracker" stay from New Year's to Thanksgiving. 1.3121 0.05243 141 109 20 12
2243 Sure I’m tempted, but I’ve almost reached my target weight. 1.3120 0.05133 125 93 25 7
2244 Let me know when you smell or see the Italian sub. 1.3117 0.04745 154 116 28 10
2245 I would guess that the natives are friendly. 1.3117 0.04654 154 115 30 9
2246 On a positive note, we get to keep our beach bodies. 1.3116 0.05325 138 107 19 12
2247 Here's an easy way to remember the difference: on "Dessert Island," you always want a second. 1.3116 0.05018 138 104 25 9
2248 It’s rumored to mark the last resting place of the Good Ship Lollipop. 1.3114 0.04566 167 126 30 11
2249 Because I'm a dentist, damn it." 1.3113 0.04809 151 114 27 10
2250 No, I have not read Roald Dahl, and why do you ask? 1.3113 0.04426 151 110 35 6
2251 Nah! That stuf'll kill ya, Buddy! 1.3113 0.04621 151 112 31 8
2252 This is the last time I'll take your advice 1.3113 0.04325 151 109 37 5
2253 That island melts in your mouth not on your hands 1.3113 0.04989 151 116 23 12
2254 That's the one with two S's. 1.3113 0.04809 151 114 27 10
2255 Is this acid hitting you, too? 1.3113 0.05076 151 117 21 13
2256 Talk about being in the wrong place at the wrong time 1.3113 0.04989 151 116 23 12
2257 Yes Bob, it is ironic that if you add an "s" to the middle of "desert" you get "dessert". 1.3111 0.04984 135 101 26 8
2258 I am begging you: can you please stop with the “dessert island” jokes? 1.3111 0.05306 135 104 20 11
2259 It sucks to be one consonant away from making it to dessert island. 1.3111 0.04477 180 137 30 13
2260 Maybe you should swim over there first, Gretel. 1.3111 0.04477 180 137 30 13
2261 So that’s what they mean by dessert island. 1.3111 0.04984 135 101 26 8
2262 Do you suppose it could be, "the good ship, lollypop? 1.3111 0.05306 135 104 20 11
2263 How does the five second rule apply here? 1.3111 0.05201 135 103 22 10
2264 I guess we got our just deserts 1.3111 0.05094 135 102 24 9
2265 No thanks, I'm still trying to keep my beach body 1.3110 0.04287 164 120 37 7
2266 Now, whaddaya say we go fatten you up? 1.3110 0.04704 164 125 27 12
2267 Now is not the time to lecture me about empty calories. 1.3108 0.04875 148 112 26 10
2268 I thought you said "meet me by the candy aisle." 1.3108 0.04875 148 112 26 10
2269 The candy cane means that it must be Christmas Island 1.3108 0.04780 148 111 28 9
2270 I'm a cannibal. 1.3108 0.04683 148 110 30 8
2271 Yes, we have no bananas 1.3108 0.04482 148 108 34 6
2272 Whereever we go,tempation follows 1.3106 0.04825 132 97 29 6
2273 If the gummy sharks don't kill you, the diabetes will. 1.3106 0.04825 132 97 29 6
2274 Where bon bons play on the sunny beach of peppermint bay 1.3106 0.04825 132 97 29 6
2275 Don't fall for it, Jake. Those aliens think they can fool us. 1.3106 0.05060 132 99 25 8
2276 You better think twice - life expectancy over there is 5.3 years lower than here. 1.3106 0.04338 161 118 36 7
2277 I wonder if there are gummy sharks? 1.3106 0.04682 161 122 28 11
2278 Well, at least the view is pretty sweet... 1.3106 0.04513 161 120 32 9
2279 We can swim over tomorrow, on my cheat day. 1.3103 0.04206 174 128 38 8
2280 I hear the old lady who lives there likes to bake. 1.3103 0.04540 145 106 33 6
2281 The last things you want out here are diabetes and rotten teeth. 1.3103 0.04644 145 107 31 7
2282 THEY NEED A FLOAT THRU WINDOW. 1.3103 0.04324 145 104 37 4
2283 You always see the cheesecake on the next island, and never the cheesecake sitting right next to you. 1.3103 0.04846 145 109 27 9
2284 Crusoe's birthday already? That year flew. 1.3103 0.04944 145 110 25 10
2285 Meh. I'm more a savory guy. 1.3103 0.05254 116 86 24 6
2286 On the bright side, I'm doing a great job keeping my New Year's resolutions. 1.3103 0.04746 145 108 29 8
2287 But are they local? 1.3103 0.04944 145 110 25 10
2288 Trees are overrated. 1.3103 0.04846 145 109 27 9
2289 I hear Wonka wants a foothold in the South China Sea... 1.3103 0.04846 145 109 27 9
2290 Sure, it's probably a hallucination, but if I have to eat one more coconut, I'm going to scream. 1.3103 0.04540 145 106 33 6
2291 It's all that's left of the big rock-candy mountain after the great climate-change floods. 1.3101 0.04743 158 120 27 11
2292 I'm telling you, it's the sharks. 1.3101 0.04481 158 117 33 8
2293 I have heard of "pie in the sky" but this view "takes the cake" 1.3101 0.04570 158 118 31 9
2294 We've definitely entered the hallucination phase of keto. 1.3101 0.05590 129 101 16 12
2295 Have you noticed your hallucinations getting more and more elaborate? 1.3101 0.05019 129 96 26 7
2296 Hard to believe that adding an 's' to desert makes such a difference. 1.3101 0.05369 129 99 20 10
2297 The sharks do that. 1.3099 0.04640 171 131 27 13
2298 Ok, so our options are either A), i eat you on this deserted island, or B), I eat myself to death on that deserted island. 1.3099 0.04088 171 124 41 6
2299 That's not what we ordered! 1.3099 0.04812 142 106 28 8
2300 Yeah, but are they happy? 1.3099 0.04707 142 105 30 7
2301 I'm telling you, the sharks put it there. 1.3099 0.05016 142 108 24 10
2302 But if both of us can see it, how can it be a mirage? 1.3099 0.04707 142 105 30 7
2303 Somewhere out there there's a pastry chef working without measuring cups. 1.3099 0.04812 142 106 28 8
2304 That's what I meant when I said I wanted to be on a "desserted" island! 1.3099 0.04707 142 105 30 7
2305 Next time I choose the Airbnb. 1.3099 0.04915 142 107 26 9
2306 It’s been on the market for years. 1.3099 0.05114 142 109 22 11
2307 And that's what's left of the Good Ship Lollipop." 1.3099 0.04915 142 107 26 9
2308 In 1885 the good ship Lollypop hit a coral reef yonder. 1.3099 0.04812 142 106 28 8
2309 That’s just the tip of the icecream. 1.3099 0.04490 142 103 34 5
2310 So I'm not a good speller! Whoever heard of a genie requiring wishes to be submitted in writing? 1.3099 0.04812 142 106 28 8
2311 It's just a hunch, but life seems sweeter over on that desserted island. 1.3097 0.04444 155 114 34 7
2312 Yes, better than another mobile phone shop. But still overdone. 1.3097 0.04628 155 116 30 9
2313 You say "desert" I say "dessert". 1.3097 0.04806 155 118 26 11
2314 On the bright side, we aren’t pre-diabetic. 1.3097 0.04806 155 118 26 11
2315 Really? You see a burger and fries there? 1.3097 0.04806 155 118 26 11
2316 What could go wrong?" 1.3097 0.04537 155 115 32 8
2317 I told you the oceans were filling up with garbage. 1.3095 0.04697 168 129 26 13
2318 I always wondered what happens to day-old pastries. 1.3095 0.05459 126 97 19 10
2319 I still think we were right about our zoning decision. 1.3095 0.05341 126 96 21 9
2320 But it doesn't have a tree! 1.3095 0.05459 126 97 19 10
2321 When you said "desserted" island- that's what I thought you meant. 1.3095 0.04972 126 93 27 6
2322 What....You've never heard of a Dessert Island before? 1.3095 0.05221 126 95 23 8
2323 Say, it’s only a fibreglass cake sailing by on a cardboard sea, but it wouldn’t be make-believe if you believed in me. 1.3094 0.05389 139 109 17 13
2324 Is it just me or are we on the wrooooooong island? 1.3094 0.04549 139 101 33 5
2325 I don't know about you, but I think they're mocking us. 1.3094 0.04662 139 102 31 6
2326 We do get an occasional Swedish Fish, but that's about it. 1.3094 0.04773 139 103 29 7
2327 Tempting yes but it sure looks like a cane mutiny is looming. 1.3094 0.04662 139 102 31 6
2328 It's called Trump Tax Cuts Island....looks tempting, but ultimately little guys like you and me end up with a lot of pain. 1.3094 0.05671 139 112 11 16
2329 Oh! With TWO S’s! 1.3094 0.04662 139 102 31 6
2330 Of course. The one time you spell 'desert' correctly. 1.3092 0.05047 152 118 21 13
2331 In retrospect, I’d rather die of type two diabetes." 1.3092 0.04781 152 115 27 10
2332 We're in the wrong cartoon. 1.3092 0.04689 152 114 29 9
2333 Alexa, book me a trip to a dessert island. 1.3092 0.04689 152 114 29 9
2334 There's plenty of nice treats here on the vegan island too 1.3092 0.04960 152 117 23 12
2335 That must be the one I saw in the brochure. 1.3092 0.04689 152 114 29 9
2336 Did The Good Ship Lollipop sink? 1.3091 0.04834 165 128 23 14
2337 You go. I don't want to put back all the weight I lost on the island diet. 1.3091 0.04599 165 125 29 11
2338 Imagine being stranded on a dessert island! 1.3091 0.05441 110 82 22 6
2339 You explore the island. I’ll try to catch a Swedish fish. 1.3089 0.05180 123 92 24 7
2340 And to think my greatest dream was always to be stranded on an island alone with you. 1.3088 0.04841 136 101 28 7
2341 Too bad! You can't swim and I gave up sweets for Lent. 1.3088 0.04727 136 100 30 6
2342 Who knew the genie couldn't spell dessert when I made the wish? 1.3088 0.04952 136 102 26 8
2343 I'll check it out and see if its real. There is no reason for you to come along. 1.3088 0.04611 136 99 32 5
2344 Should we invite them over? 1.3088 0.04841 136 101 28 7
2345 This low carb diet makes me see things. 1.3088 0.04952 136 102 26 8
2346 Lucky for us, we got the gluten free island. 1.3087 0.04557 149 110 32 7
2347 Yeah, but how many calories would we burn swimming there? 1.3087 0.04847 149 113 26 10
2348 ... I'm still going to eat you Karl, I just don't have much of a sweet tooth. 1.3087 0.04752 149 112 28 9
2349 You know what they say, a moment on the lips a lifetime on the hips. 1.3087 0.04847 149 113 26 10
2350 I don’t care if it is a mirage. I’m swimming over! 1.3087 0.04656 149 111 30 8
2351 Those desserted islands are the leading cause of castaway obesity." 1.3087 0.04752 149 112 28 9
2352 Do you think the cupcakes are debating whether they should come here and eat us? 1.3087 0.04847 149 113 26 10
2353 I don’t want to spoil my appetite. 1.3087 0.04656 149 111 30 8
2354 So, it's not just a spelling mistake after all... 1.3086 0.04739 162 124 26 12
2355 I told you there were two S's when you booked our trip, but you just wouldn't listen. 1.3086 0.04819 162 125 24 13
2356 We're not going to fall for the old Hansel and Gretel trick! 1.3086 0.04225 162 118 38 6
2357 I told you to grab your insulin. 1.3083 0.05397 120 91 21 8
2358 But I booked us on the dessert island. 1.3083 0.05139 133 101 23 9
2359 You go ahead. I’m watching my weight. 1.3083 0.05139 133 101 23 9
2360 Yeah, before the floods that used to be the big rock candy mountain. 1.3083 0.05248 133 102 21 10
2361 I’m really more of savory guy, anyway 1.3082 0.04514 146 107 33 6
2362 What do you say we swim over to Dessert Island after dinner? 1.3082 0.04617 146 108 31 7
2363 I thought we already got our just desserts. 1.3082 0.05010 146 112 23 11
2364 Those flying saucers will do anything to get attention. 1.3082 0.05010 146 112 23 11
2365 It's a shame, but thanks to global warming, that's all that's left of Big Rock Candy Mountain. 1.3082 0.05103 146 113 21 12
2366 Maybe if we declared a state of emergency we could afford to build a big, beautiful bridge. 1.3082 0.05010 146 112 23 11
2367 I'm waiting for my cheat day. 1.3082 0.04617 146 108 31 7
2368 I see the sharks have upscaled their bait. 1.3082 0.04817 146 110 27 9
2369 No, I clearly said swim to the dessert island! 1.3082 0.04817 146 110 27 9
2370 Listen, I've been thinking, this island is getting a bit small for the two of us... 1.3082 0.04514 146 107 33 6
2371 I still don’t understand what a homonym is. 1.3082 0.05010 146 112 23 11
2372 I'd prefer the "Good Ship, Lollipop." 1.3082 0.04717 159 121 27 11
2373 The only problem will be swimming back 1.3082 0.04545 159 119 31 9
2374 On the other hand, the swimming would count against the calorie gain..... 1.3082 0.04457 159 118 33 8
2375 Yeah, but the view is pretty sweet. 1.3082 0.04367 159 117 35 7
2376 Last week it was entrees 1.3077 0.04573 143 105 32 6
2377 And how much did you pay for this desserted island getaway? 1.3077 0.04441 169 127 32 10
2378 It's just as well. I have sensitivities to imaginary gluten. 1.3077 0.05083 143 110 22 11
2379 I’d rather die of starvation than of diabetes. 1.3077 0.04441 169 127 32 10
2380 It looks as though Global Warming has gotten to the Big Rock Candy Mountain. 1.3077 0.04986 130 97 26 7
2381 They say it's bigger below the surface. 1.3077 0.04783 143 107 28 8
2382 Bet it's all past the expiration date! 1.3077 0.05083 143 110 22 11
2383 A mirage, or just plastic? I'm guessing plastic. 1.3077 0.05333 130 100 20 10
2384 Who ever heard of a dessert island? 1.3077 0.05083 143 110 22 11
2385 If your not here in the morning, I will understand ." 1.3077 0.04512 156 116 32 8
2386 At least ours is all-inclusive 1.3077 0.04692 156 118 28 10
2387 Feels more desserted today, doesn’t it? 1.3077 0.04679 143 106 30 7
2388 No, I’m Keto...I see bacon, eggs, and butter. 1.3077 0.05333 130 100 20 10
2389 If we knew how to swim, we would die happy! 1.3077 0.04603 156 117 30 9
2390 It appears they're baking, too. 1.3077 0.04865 130 96 28 6
2391 Are you kidding? I just got beach-body ready. 1.3072 0.04244 166 122 37 7
2392 We seemed to have chosen the wrong island. 1.3072 0.04495 166 125 31 10
2393 As your life coach, therapist and dentist, I advise against it, but hey, what have you got to lose? 1.3072 0.04413 166 124 33 9
2394 For once a positive effect of global warming. 1.3072 0.04932 153 118 23 12
2395 Do you think there might be jellyfish? 1.3072 0.04475 153 113 33 7
2396 How sweet it is! 1.3072 0.04932 153 118 23 12
2397 Whaddaya say? Do you still have room? 1.3072 0.04278 153 111 37 5
2398 Before global warming that was the Big Rock Candy Mountain 1.3072 0.04932 153 118 23 12
2399 Just think, Gloria, we've discovered an uncharted dessert island 1.3072 0.04754 153 116 27 10
2400 You remembered! 1.3072 0.04932 153 118 23 12
2401 Well, they say the glacé is always greener... 1.3071 0.05058 140 107 23 10
2402 What I'd give to be stranded on a dessert island. 1.3071 0.04956 140 106 25 9
2403 I prefer savory, thanks. 1.3071 0.04289 140 100 37 3
2404 I thought “dessert island” was a typo 1.3071 0.05159 140 108 21 11
2405 Dang Spell Check! I know I typed "Dessert Island"! 1.3071 0.04634 140 103 31 6
2406 Should we build a wall? 1.3071 0.05058 140 107 23 10
2407 The lingerie photo shoot is still #1. 1.3071 0.05354 140 110 17 13
2408 Eh, the whole pun thing kind of puts me off. 1.3071 0.04744 140 104 29 7
2409 Pinch me. 1.3071 0.04851 140 105 27 8
2410 Why couldn’t we have washed ashore a desserted island?! 1.3071 0.04634 140 103 31 6
2411 If only we’d been stranded on that dessert island. 1.3071 0.05535 127 99 17 11
2412 I prefer coconuts. 1.3071 0.05185 127 96 23 8
2413 I'd love to, but I've only got one refill left on my Insulin prescription. 1.3071 0.05535 127 99 17 11
2414 All of a sudden I have a craving for double consonants. 1.3071 0.05185 127 96 23 8
2415 apparently the last residents died of diabetes. 1.3068 0.04538 176 135 28 13
2416 they all died from hyperglycemia 1.3068 0.04466 176 134 30 12
2417 If you sing Big Rock Candy Mountain one more time I’ll smack you. 1.3067 0.04380 163 121 34 8
2418 I'm not gonna bother. I don't see any chocolate. 1.3067 0.04432 150 110 34 6
2419 Yeah, but they're just empty calories. 1.3067 0.04911 150 115 24 11
2420 No one told me that dessert island was an option 1.3067 0.04911 150 115 24 11
2421 It's the downside of being a good speller 1.3067 0.04725 150 113 28 9
2422 You on a diet? 1.3066 0.05029 137 104 24 9
2423 Can we reconsider the Paleo thing? 1.3066 0.05029 137 104 24 9
2424 Don't bother. It's just empty calories. Besides, sharks. 1.3066 0.04811 137 102 28 7
2425 Hard to believe that's all that remains of the Good Ship Lollipop. 1.3066 0.05029 137 104 24 9
2426 I'm pretty sure I saw the donut wink at me. 1.3066 0.04811 137 102 28 7
2427 I get that the rule is no dessert until after dinner, but we haven't eaten anything in weeks. 1.3066 0.04464 137 99 34 4
2428 If it looks too good to be true, it probably is too good to be true. 1.3066 0.05029 137 104 24 9
2429 Tempting, but swimsuit season *is* just around the corner. 1.3065 0.05144 124 93 24 7
2430 As a diabetic dentist, I find God’s sense of humor disillusioning. 1.3064 0.04519 173 132 29 12
2431 One “S” really matters. 1.3064 0.04444 173 131 31 11
2432 It's the island of unwanted carbs. 1.3062 0.04607 160 121 29 10
2433 Don't worry, we'll burn off the carbs swimming back. 1.3062 0.04252 160 117 37 6
2434 They're just empty calories. 1.3062 0.04433 160 119 33 8
2435 No insulin, they all died 1.3062 0.04856 160 124 23 13
2436 Flotsam from the Good Ship Lollipop 1.3061 0.04980 147 113 23 11
2437 Sure it's tempting but look at all we'd be leaving behind. 1.3061 0.04789 147 111 27 9
2438 Don't dessert me! 1.3061 0.04980 147 113 23 11
2439 It’s “Survivor Candyland” 1.3061 0.04590 147 109 31 7
2440 I should’ve taken those swimming lessons more seriously. 1.3061 0.04885 147 112 25 10
2441 Ooh. Glad I saved room for dessert! 1.3061 0.04488 147 108 33 6
2442 You should see the salad bar! 1.3061 0.04590 147 109 31 7
2443 Believe me, I will NEVER mix up "desert" and "dessert" again! 1.3060 0.05106 134 102 23 9
2444 Looks like we were an S short of a dessert island getaway. 1.3060 0.04994 134 101 25 8
2445 I told you not to waste your one wish for our old Candyland game 1.3060 0.04994 134 101 25 8
2446 I thought you said we were going to a dessert island. 1.3060 0.05106 134 102 23 9
2447 She was a good ship, the Lollipop was. 1.3058 0.04817 121 88 29 4
2448 Damn this Jello Sea. 1.3058 0.04958 121 89 27 5
2449 I'm glad we didn't go for anything so tasteless. 1.3057 0.04578 157 118 30 9
2450 O.K. Just this once. 1.3057 0.04666 157 119 28 10
2451 Another dessert island 1.3057 0.04578 157 118 30 9
2452 I dunno. How many calories do you think we'd burn swimming over? 1.3057 0.04666 157 119 28 10
2453 Its huge mouth is just below the waterline. 1.3056 0.04856 144 109 26 9
2454 Disney is everywhere. 1.3056 0.04955 144 110 24 10
2455 Just a little advice from a lifelong vegan, that crap will kill you. 1.3056 0.05147 144 112 20 12
2456 Sure, we could swim over there. But then we’d feel awful about ourselves the next day. 1.3056 0.04755 144 108 28 8
2457 Aren’t you glad we cut out sugar? 1.3056 0.04438 144 105 34 5
2458 Good stealth design, but the periscopes are a bit too obvious. 1.3056 0.04856 144 109 26 9
2459 Nothing tastes as good as mirages look. 1.3056 0.04546 144 106 32 6
2460 I vote for leaving Low Carb Island. 1.3054 0.04471 167 126 31 10
2461 It's what happens when Titanic meets a Shirley Temple film. 1.3053 0.05071 131 99 24 8
2462 It is the quintessental desserted island. 1.3053 0.05185 131 100 22 9
2463 The sand shark spent all night setting that up for us. 1.3053 0.04953 131 98 26 7
2464 This is why he's Moby-Dick and not Moby-Nice 1.3053 0.05407 131 102 18 11
2465 I'd kill to have all that. 1.3052 0.04637 154 116 29 9
2466 I say it’s more Koons than it is Christo. 1.3052 0.04544 154 115 31 8
2467 Plastic garbage vortex, or the big rock candy mountain? 1.3051 0.04890 118 86 28 4
2468 I knew I should have spell- checked "dessert." 1.3051 0.05036 118 87 26 5
2469 Those sharks really mean to get us this time. 1.3051 0.05451 118 90 20 8
2470 Well, at least it’s not deserted. 1.3050 0.04925 141 107 25 9
2471 I always pass on dessert islands. 1.3050 0.04606 141 104 31 6
2472 I really would have preferred the Good Ship Lollipop. 1.3050 0.05027 141 108 23 10
2473 That’s one sweet island 1.3050 0.04715 141 105 29 7
2474 It can only be described as a horrid pun. 1.3050 0.04715 141 105 29 7
2475 We probably shouldn’t have eaten the banana float first. 1.3050 0.04821 141 106 27 8
2476 Our mirages have grown so cliché. 1.3050 0.05027 141 108 23 10
2477 A. I have been in the sun too long and it's a mirage. B. The sharks have gotten sophisticated. 1.3050 0.04821 141 106 27 8
2478 I regret asking for the sugar-free option. 1.3050 0.04925 141 107 25 9
2479 looks sweet over there 1.3050 0.04821 141 106 27 8
2480 And here we are, so close to a desserted island. 1.3050 0.05027 141 108 23 10
2481 The presentation is a little tacky... 1.3049 0.04357 164 122 34 8
2482 No, no. We’re on a desert island, that’s a dessert island. 1.3047 0.05268 128 98 21 9
2483 I don’t like the way they’re looking at us. 1.3047 0.04905 128 95 27 6
2484 We really lucked out. That other island would have ruined my diet. 1.3047 0.04648 128 93 31 4
2485 That's the icing on the cake, Larry 1.3046 0.04791 151 115 26 10
2486 I'm praying it's a loading port for the Good Ship Lollipop. 1.3046 0.04407 151 111 34 6
2487 They’re never as good as they look. 1.3046 0.04506 151 112 32 7
2488 Not much of a dessert man, myself. I prefer savory. 1.3046 0.04603 151 113 30 8
2489 Why did it have to be the Good Ship Lollipop that crashed? 1.3046 0.04698 151 114 28 9
2490 You see two women? Where are your priorities, dude? 1.3046 0.04603 151 113 30 8
2491 It’s the Galollilopagos island 1.3046 0.04190 174 129 37 8
2492 What if we just don't tell your doctor? 1.3043 0.04666 161 123 27 11
2493 I think I'd prefer THAT desserted island. 1.3043 0.04781 138 103 28 7
2494 I don’t know. These coconuts are almost ripe. 1.3043 0.04669 138 102 30 6
2495 The Good Ship Lollypop's surviving crew members wait for rescue on the sunny beach of Peppermint Bay. 1.3043 0.04669 138 102 30 6
2496 All I’m saying is, if I’m going to die, I might as well die of diabetes. 1.3043 0.04890 138 104 26 8
2497 You go first, I'll let you know if I see any sharks. 1.3043 0.04497 161 121 31 9
2498 The second s is important. 1.3043 0.04997 138 105 24 9
2499 I saw some sharks build that last night. 1.3043 0.05683 115 89 17 9
2500 Damn, and me with no toothbrush. 1.3043 0.04582 161 122 29 10
2501 That’s the real temptation island! 1.3043 0.04497 161 121 31 9
2502 None of it will taste as good as thin feels. 1.3043 0.05102 138 106 22 10
2503 Desert","dessert",whoever knew it would make such a difference 1.3041 0.04857 148 113 25 10
2504 I have to admit I thought Temptation Island would be different. 1.3041 0.04462 148 109 33 6
2505 I like this place better.Its classic 1.3041 0.04761 148 112 27 9
2506 Dessert, not desert. 1.3041 0.04761 148 112 27 9
2507 They all pair beautifully with coconut. 1.3041 0.04462 148 109 33 6
2508 It's amazing what a single "s" can do to your life. 1.3041 0.04857 148 113 25 10
2509 Maybe I should've swam over to you. 1.3041 0.05222 148 117 17 14
2510 I don’t know if I spelled it wrong, or if my Genie mis-read it, but the bottom line is Dessert Island is over there, and I am here. 1.3041 0.04950 148 114 23 11
2511 Obviously a typo. 1.3040 0.05474 125 97 18 10
2512 Stupid autocorrect. 1.3038 0.04894 158 123 22 13
2513 I just don't think anyone would buy a memoir called "Stranded on a Dessert Island." 1.3038 0.04372 158 117 34 7
2514 At least we'll live longer. 1.3038 0.04640 158 120 28 10
2515 Why is our island only deserted? 1.3038 0.04372 158 117 34 7
2516 Nice try dessert shark! 1.3038 0.04811 158 122 24 12
2517 The swim should burn off the calories. 1.3038 0.04553 158 119 30 9
2518 Unless there is an insulin island nearby, I suggest we stay here. 1.3037 0.04962 135 102 25 8
2519 I'm afraid I'm starting to hallucinate. You don't see kale, do you? 1.3037 0.04962 135 102 25 8
2520 I’m more of a savory kind of guy. 1.3037 0.04734 135 100 29 6
2521 But what are its tax policies? 1.3037 0.04734 135 100 29 6
2522 At least we're stranded on the "healthy-choices" island. 1.3037 0.05073 135 103 23 9
2523 A little gaudy if you ask me. 1.3037 0.05073 135 103 23 9
2524 I never would have expected that our final Survivor competition would be an Atkins diet challenge. 1.3037 0.05180 135 104 21 10
2525 Well, now there's more for us, and the shark is probably full. 1.3037 0.04962 135 102 25 8
2526 I understand son, I just feel this island is more authentic and besides, coconut milk is a healthy alternative. 1.3037 0.04495 135 98 33 4
2527 The Good Ship Lollipop" would have been sufficient. 1.3037 0.05073 135 103 23 9
2528 Trick or Treat? 1.3037 0.04850 135 101 27 7
2529 Our coconuts are healthier, son. 1.3037 0.04734 135 100 29 6
2530 I'd rather not, every time we go there I gain ten pounds. 1.3036 0.04683 168 130 25 13
2531 I thought the option with the extra ‘s’ was a typo 1.3034 0.04727 145 109 28 8
2532 I always wondered where the Good Ship Lollipop docked. 1.3034 0.04624 145 108 30 7
2533 Someday I'll learn to spell "dessert." 1.3034 0.04925 145 111 24 10
2534 You go, I’m gluten free. 1.3034 0.04827 145 110 26 9
2535 I always wondered what happened to the Good Ship Lollipop. 1.3034 0.05021 145 112 22 11
2536 For the next wish, can you please turn off the auto-correct? 1.3034 0.04925 145 111 24 10
2537 There must be easier ways to explain trade with China to me. 1.3034 0.04624 145 108 30 7
2538 Dang, at least we got a sweet view. 1.3034 0.04624 145 108 30 7
2539 Yes, they said the rehab is going to be hard. 1.3034 0.04519 145 107 32 6
2540 I didn’t realize Weight Watchers would be so literal. 1.3034 0.04624 145 108 30 7
2541 what was the name of that board game we played as a kid? 1.3034 0.04519 145 107 32 6
2542 Now all we need is to survive a sugar crash. 1.3034 0.04624 145 108 30 7
2543 I don't care if it's a mirage. That's how I met you, isn't it? 1.3033 0.05446 122 94 19 9
2544 I’ve always fantasized about spending time on a desserted island. 1.3033 0.05446 122 94 19 9
2545 Never let a dyslexic book your vacation. 1.3033 0.05059 122 91 25 6
2546 It sure looks sweeter on the other side! 1.3032 0.04519 155 116 31 8
2547 Let's try the desserted island. 1.3030 0.05037 132 100 24 8
2548 Methinks it be jetsam from The Good Ship Lollipop. 1.3030 0.05037 132 100 24 8
2549 The Good Ship Lollipop stopped there last night. 1.3030 0.04583 165 126 28 11
2550 Yeah, but it doesn't have you 1.3030 0.05151 132 101 22 9
2551 I don't see any bacon, do you?? 1.3028 0.04687 142 106 29 7
2552 How was I suppose to know Desserted Island wasn't a typo? 1.3028 0.05095 142 110 21 11
2553 Sharks? I'm worried about diabetes. 1.3028 0.04792 142 107 27 8
2554 Yeah, but there's like, zero nutritional value over there. 1.3028 0.04239 142 102 37 3
2555 I thought these were desert islands 1.3028 0.04579 142 105 31 6
2556 I know they say "the grass is always greener" but I'm struggling to see the downfall of the other side right now. 1.3028 0.05095 142 110 21 11
2557 You’re right. It wasn’t there yesterday. It must be an ile flottant. 1.3028 0.04895 142 108 25 9
2558 I recommend The tiramisu. 1.3028 0.04579 142 105 31 6
2559 Another one of God's little jokes. 1.3028 0.04687 142 106 29 7
2560 Are we just deserted or did we get our just desserts? 1.3028 0.04895 142 108 25 9
2561 Even if I could swim, I’m still a diabetic. 1.3026 0.04282 152 111 36 5
2562 Darn gerrymandering! 1.3026 0.04671 152 115 28 9
2563 Are you sure this isn't a board game? 1.3026 0.04577 152 114 30 8
2564 I think we should lay off the LSD. 1.3026 0.04943 152 118 22 12
2565 No, I’m pretty sure it’s not vegan. 1.3025 0.04298 162 120 35 7
2566 It's crazy that neither of us can swim. 1.3025 0.04803 162 126 23 13
2567 There's just no way to know if it's my cheat day. 1.3023 0.05233 129 99 21 9
2568 Do you think it's an all inclusive? 1.3022 0.04527 139 102 32 5
2569 If you had remembered the extra 's', we'd be vacationing on dessert island. 1.3022 0.05172 139 108 20 11
2570 I always wondered why they called them "desserted. 1.3022 0.05370 139 110 16 13
2571 Yes, you have done some amazing things with fish and coconuts. 1.3022 0.04860 139 105 26 8
2572 But that’s what this one looked like from a distance, too! 1.3022 0.04752 139 104 28 7
2573 Sharks" hell! What about the gluten?? 1.3022 0.04527 139 102 32 5
2574 We need to update the spelling on our GPS. 1.3020 0.04733 149 113 27 9
2575 Harold and Karen would never mistake desert for dessert again. 1.3020 0.04921 149 115 23 11
2576 It looks much better from a distance. 1.3020 0.04119 149 107 39 3
2577 I left cuz I’m on a low-carb diet. What about you? 1.3020 0.04538 149 111 31 7
2578 Just another deserted island. 1.3020 0.04828 149 114 25 10
2579 You know, I've been rethinking this whole Paleo thing. 1.3020 0.04637 149 112 29 8
2580 These are a few of my favorite things. 1.3020 0.04538 149 111 31 7
2581 Funny, I once said I'd rather be marooned on a deserted island than play Candy Land ever again... 1.3020 0.05013 149 116 21 12
2582 But is it artisanal? 1.3020 0.05013 149 116 21 12
2583 Either that's a dessert island or my eyes made a typo. 1.3019 0.04349 159 118 34 7
2584 It’s just Fake Food! 1.3019 0.04615 159 121 28 10
2585 No way! Refined sugars will kill you. 1.3019 0.04439 159 119 32 8
2586 Not until you finish your dinner island. 1.3016 0.05197 126 96 22 8
2587 Coconuts are much healthier you said. 1.3016 0.05073 126 95 24 7
2588 That good ship tragically went down somewhere in this area. 1.3015 0.05355 136 107 17 12
2589 Looks like they're going all out for this year's Fyre festival. 1.3015 0.04931 136 103 25 8
2590 Before climate change, it was called Big Rock Candy Mountain. 1.3015 0.05040 136 104 23 9
2591 No, No, I told you to book us on a DESSERT island. 1.3015 0.04931 136 103 25 8
2592 Yes, but were they made in a plant that processes peanuts? 1.3015 0.04705 136 101 29 6
2593 What, no coffee? 1.3015 0.04705 136 101 29 6
2594 Nah, you go ahead. I'm really trying to cut down on sugar. 1.3014 0.04597 146 109 30 7
2595 That’s ok. You go. I’m on a diet. 1.3014 0.04493 146 108 32 6
2596 So if I swim butterfly, I'd burn an extra 200 calories? 1.3014 0.04387 146 107 34 5
2597 That cruise ruined sweets for me. 1.3014 0.04896 146 112 24 10
2598 Dude, if it's just a mirage how come we both see it? 1.3014 0.04597 146 109 30 7
2599 Some get stranded on a tropical island, some on a desert, and some on a... dessert? 1.3013 0.04306 156 115 35 6
2600 Dessert Island"? Must be a typo 1.3013 0.04585 156 118 29 9
2601 Thi is where a U-Boat sunk the Good Ship Lollipop. 1.3013 0.04848 156 121 23 12
2602 As a third grade teacher, I'm a little conflicted about seeing a dessert island. 1.3013 0.04762 156 120 25 11
2603 Aspartame. 1.3012 0.04396 166 125 32 9
2604 Wish we had a cakewalk 1.3011 0.04303 176 133 33 10
2605 Yup, climate change: the Big Rock Candy Mountain is almost under water. 1.3008 0.05155 123 93 23 7
2606 We finally found a diet that seems to work, and now this! 1.3008 0.04889 133 100 26 7
2607 We should have played Candy Land instead of survivor 1.3008 0.05335 133 104 18 11
2608 So that’s what you meant when you said you wanted a taste of paradise 1.3008 0.05227 133 103 20 10
2609 Do you think there's an island with pizza and beer? 1.3008 0.04399 133 96 34 3
2610 You go ahead---I'm running short of insulin. 1.3008 0.04889 133 100 26 7
2611 Hypoglycemia can really play games with your mind. 1.3008 0.04651 133 98 30 5
2612 At least, our island is non-GMO, vegan and gluten-free. 1.3007 0.04966 143 110 23 10
2613 If you can keep the sharks distracted, I’ll save you a cupcake. 1.3007 0.04659 143 107 29 7
2614 It's a mirage; they're really fruits and vegetables. 1.3007 0.04763 143 108 27 8
2615 Why'd we have to land on the Desert Island?! 1.3007 0.04763 143 108 27 8
2616 Nah, dream us a boat. 1.3007 0.04659 143 107 29 7
2617 Shall we desert the desert for the dessert? 1.3007 0.04865 143 109 25 9
2618 Just our luck; we didn't land on the Dessert Island 1.3007 0.04645 153 116 28 9
2619 Well ,I was fantasizing something a little more nutritious 1.3007 0.04645 153 116 28 9
2620 That’s a sweet view. 1.3007 0.04736 153 117 26 10
2621 In retrospect, I'm not sure that choosing 'a friend' as the one thing I would bring to a deserted island was the best choice. 1.3007 0.04736 153 117 26 10
2622 It's gotta be the wreckage of the Good Ship Lollipop! 1.3007 0.04826 153 118 24 11
2623 I think they 're from the wreck of the Good Ship Lollipop. 1.3006 0.04449 163 123 31 9
2624 Oh, The difference one ‘s’ can make! 1.3006 0.04363 163 122 33 8
2625 Tell me again why we didn’t opt for the “desserted island” package. 1.3000 0.04935 140 107 24 9
2626 What with your diabetes and my gluten allergy.....seriously? 1.3000 0.05139 140 109 20 11
2627 They're deserters from the Good Ship Lollipop. 1.3000 0.04612 140 104 30 6
2628 Oh, that's the Good Ship Lollipop's home port. 1.3000 0.04965 120 89 26 5
2629 I think it's a trick that looks like a treat 1.3000 0.04309 150 110 35 5
2630 Sweet view. Pity about the commute, though. 1.3000 0.04935 140 107 24 9
2631 After the Atkins and South Beach tribes fought to a standstill, another group took over. 1.3000 0.05038 140 108 22 10
2632 "Who was it that said, 'Life is short. Eat dessert first!'?" 1.3000 0.04706 150 114 27 9
2633 We have two choices- poor nutrition or no nutrition 1.3000 0.05104 120 90 24 6
2634 Go ahead. You can swim over but I think they look like antennae. 1.3000 0.04706 150 114 27 9
2635 It's a trap John... 1.3000 0.04935 140 107 24 9
2636 I can't help but think this is all just my dentist trolling me. 1.3000 0.04612 140 104 30 6
2637 Forget the sharks . . . sugar is the real killer. 1.3000 0.04242 170 127 35 8
2638 Mirage or meringue either way I’m going for it! 1.3000 0.04612 140 104 30 6
2639 It's just a typo. 1.3000 0.04983 150 117 21 12
2640 I picked the wrong week to go carb-free. 1.3000 0.04723 140 105 28 7
2641 Who knew there was such a thing as a desserted island? 1.3000 0.04963 130 98 25 7
2642 And then what? Die from type 2 diabetes? 1.2994 0.04455 167 127 30 10
2643 Damn, these sharks have an imagination! 1.2994 0.04614 167 129 26 12
2644 Think you can learn to swim before they build a wall? 1.2994 0.04560 157 119 29 9
2645 I'd like to buy an S. 1.2994 0.04470 157 118 31 8
2646 On paper, the difference seems negligible. 1.2994 0.04560 157 119 29 9
2647 I didn't notice that yesterday, did you? 1.2994 0.04736 157 121 25 11
2648 Lucky for me I'm a cannibal 1.2994 0.04821 157 122 23 12
2649 So much for your mirage. Now it's my turn. 1.2994 0.04649 157 120 27 10
2650 Just our luck: I’m diabetic and you’re watching your weight. 1.2993 0.04867 147 113 24 10
2651 If I'm going to hallucinate about food, I'd prefer Katz's deli. 1.2993 0.04770 147 112 26 9
2652 They’re stale 1.2993 0.04770 147 112 26 9
2653 Isn't it crazy how much difference a single letter makes? 1.2993 0.04467 147 109 32 6
2654 Sweet view. 1.2993 0.04570 147 110 30 7
2655 That's where the Good Ship Lollipop ran aground. 1.2993 0.04867 147 113 24 10
2656 I'm pretty sure it's a mirage, not meringue. 1.2993 0.04867 147 113 24 10
2657 Candy is in isle one. Palm oil is in this isle. 1.2993 0.04961 147 114 22 11
2658 I'm glad we left. 1.2993 0.04900 137 104 25 8
2659 I don’t know about you but maybe it’s time to reconsider this whole Paleo thing. 1.2993 0.04900 137 104 25 8
2660 It's probably a mirage, but how do you explain the smell? 1.2993 0.04900 137 104 25 8
2661 Don't bother. It's all store-bought. 1.2993 0.04900 137 104 25 8
2662 It is clearly a mirage: look at all those empty calories! 1.2993 0.04789 137 103 27 7
2663 Damn spell checker. 1.2992 0.05513 127 100 16 11
2664 Relax...they're probably not kosher for Passover. 1.2992 0.04652 127 93 30 4
2665 You're the one who said 'No-one uses travel agents in 2019'. 1.2988 0.04253 164 122 35 7
2666 This desert island is boring. We should upgrade to the dessert island package. 1.2988 0.04592 164 126 27 11
2667 do you think they're a mirage or we are? 1.2987 0.04619 154 117 28 9
2668 Last week my hallucination was BBQ Island. 1.2987 0.04619 154 117 28 9
2669 Id rather have a Continental Breakfast 1.2987 0.04526 154 116 30 8
2670 So, this is what Hell looks like. 1.2987 0.04526 154 116 30 8
2671 They call that a dessert island. 1.2986 0.04735 144 109 27 8
2672 Apparently it's an offshore sugar-tax haven. 1.2986 0.04836 144 110 25 9
2673 There's that "Dessert Island" you're always hearing about. 1.2986 0.04631 144 108 29 7
2674 Good luck. I've been trying to beat this Candy Crush level for the last nine years. 1.2986 0.04836 144 110 25 9
2675 Terrible time to be diabetic. 1.2986 0.04416 144 106 33 5
2676 If I didn't love coconuts so much I'd say we go for it! 1.2986 0.04525 144 107 31 6
2677 Must be for people marooned on a desert island who can't spell. 1.2986 0.04935 144 111 23 10
2678 I'd prefer a savory mirage. 1.2986 0.04735 144 109 27 8
2679 I hated candyland 1.2985 0.04621 134 99 30 5
2680 I think our genie had a hearing problem. I really did say "dessert island". 1.2985 0.04972 134 102 24 8
2681 Do you want to go out for lunch? 1.2985 0.04621 134 99 30 5
2682 I'm just saying, as our diet stands, we have room for one cheat day 1.2985 0.05193 134 104 20 10
2683 I had a dream like this once...without you. 1.2985 0.05405 134 106 16 12
2684 Sometimes I wish we were stranded on a dessert island. 1.2984 0.05369 124 96 19 9
2685 We can sail across on The Good Ship Lollipop". 1.2982 0.04459 171 131 29 11
2686 Travelocity autocorrected when I misspelled desert. 1.2981 0.04565 161 123 28 10
2687 Did you know there are two S's in dessert? 1.2981 0.04118 161 118 38 5
2688 I think the dessert chef went overboard. 1.2981 0.04479 161 122 30 9
2689 Even Candyland couldn't avoid Climate Change 1.2981 0.04814 161 126 22 13
2690 No, you go ahead. I'm on a cleanse. 1.2980 0.04486 151 113 31 7
2691 Don't get excited, it's just a dessert mirage. 1.2980 0.04773 151 116 25 10
2692 A mirage? I thought that only happened in the desert. 1.2980 0.04584 151 114 29 8
2693 Is this our just desert? 1.2980 0.04486 151 113 31 7
2694 Your inability to spell has really cost us this vacation. 1.2980 0.04387 151 112 33 6
2695 The hallucinations are becoming more unhealthy. 1.2980 0.04486 151 113 31 7
2696 My luck, I just started going paleo. 1.2980 0.04584 151 114 29 8
2697 If only it were organic. 1.2980 0.04864 151 117 23 11
2698 Looks good to me, and I'm a dentist. 1.2980 0.04864 151 117 23 11
2699 Not until tomorrow; that's my cheat day. 1.2979 0.04905 141 108 24 9
2700 You know you'll just end up ruining your appetite. 1.2979 0.04905 141 108 24 9
2701 You go. I'm on a low-sugar diet. 1.2979 0.05107 141 110 20 11
2702 Nouveau riche. 1.2979 0.05205 141 111 18 12
2703 As your dentist, I advice against it. 1.2979 0.04694 141 106 28 7
2704 The last thing we need is empty calories. 1.2977 0.04686 131 97 29 5
2705 Sure, but it's just empty calories. 1.2976 0.04269 168 126 34 8
2706 Sometimes I’m sorry I gave up carbs 1.2975 0.04260 158 117 35 6
2707 Tell me again. Is it dessert or desert? 1.2975 0.04535 158 120 29 9
2708 They say Sammy Davis, Jr. used to live there. 1.2975 0.04164 158 116 37 5
2709 I really wish I could swim. 1.2975 0.04794 158 123 23 12
2710 Is this a climate change issue? 1.2973 0.04644 148 112 28 8
2711 Too much sugar. My fantasy island is all carbs and pizza. 1.2973 0.04742 148 113 26 9
2712 Not without my toothbrush, Jim. 1.2973 0.04544 148 111 30 7
2713 It was the summit of the Big Rock Candy Mountain before climate change. 1.2973 0.05115 148 117 18 13
2714 Bummer, I thought it was Taco Tuesday. 1.2973 0.04544 148 111 30 7
2715 Big deal. They don't have a desalination plant either. 1.2973 0.04932 148 115 22 11
2716 Dessert island. Get it 1.2973 0.04932 148 115 22 11
2717 So close, yet so far. 1.2973 0.04742 148 113 26 9
2718 It's just empty calories. 1.2973 0.04838 148 114 24 10
2719 The frosting is always greener on the other island. 1.2973 0.04337 148 109 34 5
2720 It was a floating-island competition that got out of hand. 1.2971 0.04459 175 135 28 12
2721 Well yeah but I gave up sweets for Lent 1.2971 0.04531 138 102 31 5
2722 Just another example of the importance of spelling. 1.2971 0.05185 138 108 19 11
2723 We should have asked for the dessert not desert island 1.2971 0.04976 138 106 23 9
2724 Did the brochure say desert or dessert island? 1.2971 0.04976 138 106 23 9
2725 Only after we find a dinner island 1.2971 0.04869 138 105 25 8
2726 And you know, 90% of those dessertbergs are under water! 1.2971 0.04759 138 104 27 7
2727 I'm sure glad I left plenty of room for a desserted island. 1.2970 0.04403 165 125 31 9
2728 Yeah, it's fun, but parking's a nightmare. 1.2970 0.04318 165 124 33 8
2729 At least we have our insulin. 1.2970 0.04231 165 123 35 7
2730 The off-axis symmetry really irks me. 1.2969 0.05005 128 97 24 7
2731 Is it election time again already? 1.2969 0.04753 128 95 28 5
2732 Only on my cheat day 1.2969 0.04753 128 95 28 5
2733 I would, but I don't want to ruin my appetite. 1.2969 0.05586 128 102 14 12
2734 Well, what do *you* want to watch? 1.2969 0.04880 128 96 26 6
2735 Empty carbs, dude. 1.2969 0.04880 128 96 26 6
2736 Yet another sign we've received our just desserts. 1.2968 0.04406 155 116 32 7
2737 But if it’s still there on Holy Thursday, I’m doing it. 1.2968 0.04593 155 118 28 9
2738 You'll spoil your dinner Andy...... 1.2968 0.04310 155 115 34 6
2739 Did last night's sea urchin taste funny to you? 1.2968 0.04310 155 115 34 6
2740 I say we stay here. That kind of stuff will kill you. 1.2968 0.04593 155 118 28 9
2741 Oh look. Now the Ferguson's have coconut macaroons. 1.2966 0.04603 145 109 29 7
2742 The Diet Works Only If You Can't Swim 1.2966 0.04498 145 108 31 6
2743 Survivor: Diabetes Edition 1.2966 0.04706 145 110 27 8
2744 ''Thanks to global warming, that's all that's left of the big rock candy mountain'' 1.2963 0.04827 135 102 26 7
2745 Yeah, looks too good to be true. 1.2963 0.04456 162 123 30 9
2746 Which island has two esses? 1.2963 0.05159 135 105 20 10
2747 The ocean is made of soda, but unfortunately I peed in it. 1.2963 0.05159 135 105 20 10
2748 This is the best mirage yet! 1.2963 0.04940 135 103 24 8
2749 The mainland never looked so sweet. 1.2963 0.04280 162 121 34 7
2750 He said, "Piece of candy? Go for a ride?" and I end up here. What's your story? 1.2961 0.04745 152 117 25 10
2751 That gives a whole new meaning to “desserted island,” doesn’t it? 1.2961 0.04836 152 118 23 11
2752 I think they spelled it wrong. 1.2961 0.04745 152 117 25 10
2753 Is mirage spelt with one 'r', or two? 1.2961 0.04461 152 114 31 7
2754 Have you ever heard the one about the two diabetics stranded on a remote archipelago? 1.2961 0.04461 152 114 31 7
2755 Get it? It's a--." "Shut up, Steve." 1.2960 0.05208 125 96 21 8
2756 Just our luck... we end up on the wrong desserted island. 1.2960 0.05208 125 96 21 8
2757 They came over on the Good Ship Lollipop. 1.2960 0.05208 125 96 21 8
2758 Now that we have both lost some weight, why not? 1.2959 0.04247 169 127 34 8
2759 Carbs. Nothing but carbs. 1.2958 0.04446 142 105 32 5
2760 Chad, we used your last insulin shot yesterday. 1.2958 0.04976 142 110 22 10
2761 You think it’s sundae tomorrow? Hard to keep track on a dessert island. 1.2958 0.04771 142 108 26 8
2762 That island looks sweeter than this one! 1.2958 0.04875 142 109 24 9
2763 I would, but I don’t want to spoil my dinner. 1.2958 0.04771 142 108 26 8
2764 I'm counting carbs, but you should go. 1.2958 0.04771 142 108 26 8
2765 I'd say now's a good time to give up the diet. 1.2958 0.04875 142 109 24 9
2766 You see an island of candy waiting to be gobbled up, and I see a sea monster waiting to gobble us up. 1.2958 0.04332 142 104 34 4
2767 Reminds me of sex. 1.2958 0.04771 142 108 26 8
2768 I can' t swim either. 1.2958 0.04875 142 109 24 9
2769 It's meringue, I mean a mirage. 1.2958 0.04665 142 107 28 7
2770 You'd think they would have salt water Taffy... 1.2958 0.04771 142 108 26 8
2771 Too bad you are on a diet. 1.2956 0.04684 159 123 25 11
2772 ...at least it's a sweet view. 1.2956 0.04510 159 121 29 9
2773 I spy with my little eye something that starts with "C". 1.2955 0.05014 132 101 23 8
2774 Do you know how many times I’d have to swim back and forth to burn off just one bite?! 1.2955 0.04898 132 100 25 7
2775 Maybe its my double vision, but I see two S's in that desert 1.2955 0.04778 132 99 27 6
2776 Do you get the feeling that a shark is toying with us? 1.2955 0.04655 132 98 29 5
2777 If you really want to know, I’d try cannabilism before surrendering to processed sugars. 1.2955 0.04778 132 99 27 6
2778 Sugar is poison, man. Do you want to die? 1.2953 0.04518 149 112 30 7
2779 And this weight loss retreat lasts how long? 1.2953 0.04809 149 115 24 10
2780 I also heard they have great healthcare. 1.2953 0.04617 149 113 28 8
2781 Too bad we couldn't have been stranded on the dessert-ed island. 1.2953 0.04617 149 113 28 8
2782 They've got candy, but we've got the big rock. 1.2953 0.04518 149 112 30 7
2783 My mirages are becoming more complex. 1.2952 0.04295 166 125 33 8
2784 Oh, that? It's the long-fabled 'dessert island.' 1.2952 0.04032 166 122 39 5
2785 It's just a tease to buy a condo there. 1.2950 0.04838 139 106 25 8
2786 It’s appealing, but it isn’t death by chocolate. 1.2950 0.04618 139 104 29 6
2787 I’m sure it’s just a typo... 1.2950 0.04838 139 106 25 8
2788 Yeah, but we don’t have any milk. 1.2950 0.04386 139 102 33 4
2789 My kids would love it over there. 1.2950 0.04945 139 107 23 9
2790 We might survive the sharks but not the tooth decay. 1.2950 0.04945 139 107 23 9
2791 Who ever thought a diet would be this challenging. 1.2950 0.04945 139 107 23 9
2792 Nah - swimsuit season is right around the corner. 1.2950 0.04729 139 105 27 7
2793 I'd never make it across this sea of chocolate 1.2949 0.04089 156 114 38 4
2794 Let’s face it, we can’t have our view and eat it too. 1.2949 0.04567 156 119 28 9
2795 Huh...a real dessert island! 1.2949 0.04287 156 116 34 6
2796 That's what I call a desserted island! 1.2949 0.04657 156 120 26 10
2797 You know what they say: Give a man a Swedish Fish... 1.2949 0.04382 156 117 32 7
2798 No, it’ not the sharks. It’s the gluten. 1.2948 0.04414 173 133 29 11
2799 Looks like Richard Branson is having another bake sale 1.2948 0.04098 173 129 37 7
2800 I’m trying to avoid artificial islands. 1.2946 0.05092 129 99 22 8
2801 Yes, Ms Earhart will be 138 this year but she still enjoys a good party 1.2946 0.05092 129 99 22 8
2802 Do you think they accept credit cards? 1.2946 0.04848 129 97 26 6
2803 And I thought it was just a children's board game. 1.2945 0.04778 146 112 25 9
2804 Ah, the lure of empty calories... 1.2945 0.04576 146 110 29 7
2805 That one looks pretty sweet. 1.2945 0.04778 146 112 25 9
2806 It's got to be a trap 1.2945 0.04678 146 111 27 8
2807 Those sharks are diabolical! 1.2945 0.04876 146 113 23 10
2808 It's a piece of cake," Mom said. If I thought she had meant it literally, I would have taken those swimming lessons 1.2945 0.04778 146 112 25 9
2809 On the other hand, it could be real - I mean, it's not something ridiculous like global warming or climate change.... 1.2945 0.04972 146 114 21 11
2810 Trust me. They're in election season. It's better here. 1.2945 0.04517 163 125 28 10
2811 I'm rethinking the vegan lifestyle. 1.2945 0.04432 163 124 30 9
2812 But on the other hand, our grass is greener. 1.2945 0.04517 163 125 28 10
2813 I wished for desserted 1.2945 0.04346 163 123 32 8
2814 At least we're sugar free! 1.2945 0.04600 163 126 26 11
2815 Just a few more weeks of Whole 30, then we can swim over there. 1.2941 0.04796 136 103 26 7
2816 But what if there is no shark? 1.2941 0.05018 136 105 22 9
2817 What I wouldn't give for a good steak right now. 1.2941 0.04387 170 130 30 10
2818 That's dessert island. 1.2941 0.04718 153 118 25 10
2819 Wow, Fred, the icebergs really are melting! That used to be the top of the Big Rock Candy Mountain! 1.2941 0.04532 153 116 29 8
2820 Its actually a sea monster called 'Sweety.' 1.2941 0.05126 136 106 20 10
2821 We sure picked the wrong week go on the Mediterranean diet. 1.2941 0.04338 153 114 33 6
2822 No man, we agreed - you see it, you swim for it. 1.2941 0.04238 153 113 35 5
2823 I picked a bad week to go keto. 1.2941 0.05250 119 91 21 7
2824 I wish we were on that desserted island. 1.2941 0.04796 136 103 26 7
2825 It's like I always say -- the sand is always sweeter on the other side. 1.2941 0.04681 136 102 28 6
2826 "My favorite dessert - floating island. 1.2941 0.04718 153 118 25 10
2827 New Yorker cartoonists” milestone...the 500th joke about being stranded on a deserted island. 1.2941 0.04908 136 104 24 8
2828 Instead of a dessert island, we end up here. 1.2941 0.04908 136 104 24 8
2829 Didn't this order qualify for free delivery? 1.2941 0.04897 153 120 21 12
2830 It's been like that ever since I started Paleo. 1.2941 0.04443 136 100 32 4
2831 I always get confused with the spelling. Is it ‘deserted’ island or ‘desserted’ island . 1.2941 0.04443 136 100 32 4
2832 Yep, the Big Rock Candy Mountain. Of course that was before climate change. 1.2941 0.05384 119 92 19 8
2833 Remember your new year's resolution, Rich. 1.2941 0.04897 153 120 21 12
2834 I wonder why the cartoonist didn't put a shark fin in there somewhere. 1.2937 0.04486 160 122 29 9
2835 Objects are closer than they appear. 1.2937 0.04307 143 105 34 4
2836 Figures! Just when I started KETO. 1.2937 0.04845 143 110 24 9
2837 And just when I thought we were going to lose some weight 1.2937 0.04845 143 110 24 9
2838 They call it Temptation Island 1.2937 0.04530 143 107 30 6
2839 I'm really more of a savory kind of guy. 1.2937 0.04420 143 106 32 5
2840 We'll need to find a separate island that has insulin. 1.2937 0.04637 143 108 28 7
2841 Seriously, Bill, this might be the time to reconsider your no-sugar diet. 1.2937 0.04945 143 111 22 10
2842 Don't bother, it's all empty calories. 1.2937 0.04742 143 109 26 8
2843 Sure, sure, the other "Island is always sweeter." 1.2937 0.04530 143 107 30 6
2844 if the sharks don't get you , the carbs will.. 1.2937 0.05294 126 98 19 9
2845 But there's more protein in coconut milk. 1.2937 0.04921 126 95 25 6
2846 Forget it. The water is swarming with carnivorous Swedish fish. 1.2937 0.04790 126 94 27 5
2847 To think. We ended up here because of a common spelling mistake. 1.2937 0.05048 126 96 23 7
2848 I said drop us off at the desserted island, not deserted. 1.2937 0.04517 126 92 31 3
2849 I wouldn’t worry too much about dental hygiene. 1.2936 0.05422 109 83 20 6
2850 Is your mirage the same as my mirage? 1.2934 0.04273 167 126 33 8
2851 I said dessert with two s’s! 1.2933 0.04874 150 117 22 11
2852 They say it is haunted by two diabetics. 1.2933 0.04391 150 112 32 6
2853 Tempting, but no shade. 1.2932 0.04866 133 101 25 7
2854 Every time I start a diet. 1.2932 0.04866 133 101 25 7
2855 And that’s the difference between deserted island and desserted island 1.2932 0.05094 133 103 21 9
2856 I'm staying put. That looks like some kind of Trojan Horse thing to me. 1.2932 0.04626 133 99 29 5
2857 Can't. I'm on a diet. 1.2932 0.04866 133 101 25 7
2858 It's amazing what you can do with a whale carcass and enough microplastic. 1.2931 0.04315 174 133 31 10
2859 We picked the wrong time to start the 30-day no sugar challenge. 1.2931 0.05340 116 89 20 7
2860 I KNOW you wanted a burger, but this is the only joint that would deliver! 1.2930 0.04542 157 120 28 9
2861 I think I'll pass. I'd hate to spoil my appetite. 1.2930 0.04542 157 120 28 9
2862 Aren't we a pair. You with your borderline diabetes and me with high cholesterol. 1.2930 0.04451 157 119 30 8
2863 It's for the survivors of the first Mediterranean diet. 1.2930 0.04542 157 120 28 9
2864 Dude, this view is sweet! 1.2930 0.04358 157 118 32 7
2865 I imagined you. Why can't I imagine Cupcake Island? 1.2930 0.04542 157 120 28 9
2866 I don't have a sweet tooth left. 1.2930 0.04264 157 117 34 6
2867 I wish we were stranded on Dessert Island. 1.2929 0.05018 140 109 21 10
2868 My next hallucination is going to have less carbs. 1.2929 0.04808 140 107 25 8
2869 Hey, at least we aren’t on that island. They say too much sugar will kill you. 1.2929 0.04808 140 107 25 8
2870 Yeah, I agree, it looks deserted. 1.2929 0.04590 140 105 29 6
2871 We need to re-evaluate our efforts to attract help. 1.2929 0.04808 140 107 25 8
2872 Desserted Island? 1.2929 0.04914 140 108 23 9
2873 You really can't swim? 1.2929 0.04808 140 107 25 8
2874 It’s just a delirious Fig Newton of our imagination! 1.2929 0.04590 140 105 29 6
2875 If we look the other way it will be easier... 1.2929 0.04476 140 104 31 5
2876 According to local legend, that island autocorrected to 'dessert'. 1.2927 0.04408 164 125 30 9
2877 We can't because we don't have any toothbrushes. 1.2927 0.04235 164 123 34 7
2878 I lost my left leg getting a piece of cake 1.2927 0.04146 164 122 36 6
2879 Yeah, but I'd hate if there was any sand on it... 1.2927 0.05257 123 95 20 8
2880 Yeah, well, I think gluten is the least of our problems. 1.2927 0.05504 123 97 16 10
2881 I get it,Phil...a desserted island. 1.2927 0.05257 123 95 20 8
2882 I hope we get marooned on a dessert island next time. 1.2925 0.04651 147 112 27 8
2883 Susie, I don’t think our travel agent can spell. 1.2925 0.04549 147 111 29 7
2884 Do you have to be such a stickler for spelling? 1.2925 0.04446 147 110 31 6
2885 Pick this island, you said. It'll be fun, you said. 1.2925 0.04942 147 115 21 11
2886 I'm starting to reconsider this whole gluten intolerance thing. 1.2925 0.04446 147 110 31 6
2887 It's a mirage. There's nothing there but kale and tofu. 1.2925 0.04446 147 110 31 6
2888 But if we swam over it would be illegal immigration... 1.2924 0.04365 171 131 30 10
2889 Why bother? The donut probably has coconut on it. 1.2924 0.04204 171 129 34 8
2890 There goes the neighborhood. Next thing we know... TOURISTS! 1.2923 0.04292 130 94 34 2
2891 Guess we started the Keto diet too soon. 1.2923 0.05057 130 100 22 8
2892 It looks like a sweet deal but we might get in over our heads. 1.2923 0.04561 130 96 30 4
2893 It was there when I woke up. I think the sharks put it there for us. 1.2923 0.04816 130 98 26 6
2894 It's called Dentist island. 1.2922 0.04691 154 119 25 10
2895 I told you there's a second "s" in "dessert"! 1.2922 0.04691 154 119 25 10
2896 well the grass was greener over here, but now I got the munchies. 1.2922 0.04506 154 117 29 8
2897 The board game made it look bigger. 1.2922 0.04506 154 117 29 8
2898 It appears to be a typo... 1.2922 0.04781 154 120 23 11
2899 It appeared right after the sharks ate that Madison Avenue guy. 1.2922 0.04411 154 116 31 7
2900 You can go if you want. But all the studies say they shorten your life expectancy. 1.2920 0.04766 137 104 26 7
2901 I've never been, but it's on my bucket list. 1.2920 0.04535 137 102 30 5
2902 Don’t even think about it. Cheat day is not until Sunday. 1.2920 0.04766 137 104 26 7
2903 I know I specified DESSERT island. 1.2920 0.05299 137 109 16 12
2904 Yeah, but the schools here are great. 1.2920 0.04877 137 105 24 8
2905 You know, that mirage is loaded with high-fructose corn syrup. 1.2920 0.04766 137 104 26 7
2906 I don't care if it's a trap but I wish I had taken some swimming lessons. 1.2919 0.04284 161 121 33 7
2907 We're on the wrong reality show. 1.2919 0.04715 161 126 23 12
2908 I heard they're building a wall. 1.2917 0.05474 120 94 17 9
2909 It wouldn't be so bad if I liked coconut. 1.2917 0.04714 144 110 26 8
2910 I don't think this is what my doctor meant when she told me to stay away from sugar! 1.2917 0.04936 120 90 25 5
2911 As if the confusion of desert island with deserted island was not bad enough already before this whole desserted island thing entered the picture. 1.2917 0.05109 144 114 18 12
2912 If that's heaven, we must be in hell. 1.2917 0.04915 144 112 22 10
2913 Yeah but there's no chocolate" 1.2917 0.04792 120 89 27 4
2914 Okay. But after we swim to the Isle of Toothbrush. 1.2917 0.04915 144 112 22 10
2915 No thanks. Too much palm oil. 1.2917 0.04815 144 111 24 9
2916 And entirely free of cocoanut.... 1.2917 0.04714 144 110 26 8
2917 Somewhere Darwin is laughing at us. 1.2917 0.04609 144 109 28 7
2918 It's a melange. 1.2917 0.04815 144 111 24 9
2919 Hansel, we got stranded on the wrong island. 1.2917 0.04815 144 111 24 9
2920 Why do you get to be Hansel and I have to be Gretel? 1.2914 0.04466 151 114 30 7
2921 But then again, if they ARE gluten-free, we avoid the whole question of cannibalism. 1.2914 0.04660 151 116 26 9
2922 Yesterday they were showing gin gimlets. 1.2913 0.05137 127 98 21 8
2923 Talk about your childhood wishes... 1.2913 0.05137 127 98 21 8
2924 Look on the bright side. Your BMI and cholesterol are way down. 1.2911 0.04517 158 121 28 9
2925 It's great how much weight we've lost since we swam here. 1.2911 0.04517 158 121 28 9
2926 We were just one spellcheck away... 1.2911 0.04605 158 122 26 10
2927 What we really need is something savory. 1.2911 0.04777 158 124 22 12
2928 I'm never making another New Years resolution 1.2911 0.04517 158 121 28 9
2929 Did you remember your epipen? 1.2910 0.04949 134 103 23 8
2930 Empty calories. It wouldn't be worth the effort. 1.2910 0.04834 134 102 25 7
2931 Don't fall for it, that is a Portuguese man of candy-land jelly fish. 1.2910 0.04949 134 103 23 8
2932 I thought people only saw mirages in the desert, or should I say dessert? 1.2910 0.04717 134 101 27 6
2933 So technically that's still Paleo, right? 1.2910 0.04717 134 101 27 6
2934 I can’t wait to be desserted. 1.2910 0.04949 134 103 23 8
2935 “ It wasn’t there yesterday. It must be an ile flottante." 1.2910 0.04834 134 102 25 7
2936 Let's swim over. We'll burn a few calories... 1.2909 0.03941 165 121 40 4
2937 Yeah, but if we were over there would you really want to be rescued? 1.2908 0.04094 141 102 37 2
2938 I don't give a damn if it's the Good Ship Lollipop, I don't trust it. 1.2908 0.05087 141 111 19 11
2939 Did you wish to be on a Deserted island or a Dessert-ed island? 1.2908 0.05087 141 111 19 11
2940 Keep your eyes peeled for the Good Ship Lollipop. 1.2908 0.04884 141 109 23 9
2941 The difference between here and there is one letter of the alphabet. 1.2908 0.04779 141 108 25 8
2942 I don't know Gretel, but an island made out of candy seems like a fairy tale. 1.2908 0.04779 141 108 25 8
2943 The thing is we don’t have toothbrushes 1.2908 0.04562 141 106 29 6
2944 Let’s wait—tomorrow’s our cheat day. 1.2908 0.04779 141 108 25 8
2945 It’s all that’s left of The Good Ship Lollypop. 1.2908 0.04562 141 106 29 6
2946 That's what's left of the Big Rock Candy Mountain. It's just the Little Sweets Iceberg after global warming. 1.2908 0.04671 141 107 27 7
2947 You think they're thinking the same thing we are? 1.2908 0.04449 141 105 31 5
2948 I can’t believe you forgot your insulin pen. 1.2908 0.04671 141 107 27 7
2949 Our island is better. Do you realize how fat we’d be if we lived on that one. 1.2905 0.04913 148 116 21 11
2950 Well on the bright side, we're both diabetic. 1.2905 0.04523 148 112 29 7
2951 I thought my dream would come true, but I guess I mispelled dessert when I wished for an island getaway. 1.2905 0.04523 148 112 29 7
2952 One S makes all the difference. 1.2905 0.04913 148 116 21 11
2953 Behold, the Islet of Langerhans. 1.2905 0.04722 148 114 25 9
2954 It's not easy being diabetic. 1.2905 0.04420 148 111 31 6
2955 So that’s where the good ship lollipop ended up 1.2903 0.04387 155 117 31 7
2956 The last time share offered pizza. 1.2903 0.04962 124 94 24 6
2957 Sharks? What about all that high-fructose corn syrup? 1.2903 0.04387 155 117 31 7
2958 My turn. Let’s think about some power tools. 1.2903 0.04665 155 120 25 10
2959 Is it cheat day yet? 1.2903 0.04962 124 94 24 6
2960 That's a lot of carbs, but if we swim and only eat half, we're good. 1.2901 0.04438 162 124 29 9
2961 We COULD move, but I have dietary restrictions. 1.2901 0.03982 162 119 39 4
2962 The last time you saw pastries and candy canes, we ended up on this side. 1.2901 0.04438 162 124 29 9
2963 And I thought this was a deserted island. 1.2901 0.04690 162 127 23 12
2964 When I played it as a kid, the land just seemed bigger. 1.2901 0.04438 162 124 29 9
2965 I just realized, we're on a desert island, so those must be our just deserts. 1.2901 0.04660 131 98 28 5
2966 Dude, I told you to spell check Dessert Island before you got directions." 1.2901 0.05139 131 102 20 9
2967 Trust me, it's just empty calories. 1.2901 0.04532 131 97 30 4
2968 The dessertification of the south seas! 1.2901 0.04660 131 98 28 5
2969 Yes, but it's all carbs. 1.2901 0.05024 131 101 22 8
2970 A dessert island? Ironic! 1.2899 0.05163 138 109 18 11
2971 I know it's deserted but that's a pretty sweet view. 1.2899 0.04846 138 106 24 8
2972 That is all that is left after Hurri-cane Candy 1.2899 0.05265 138 110 16 12
2973 Well. obviously it's from the good ship Lollipop. 1.2899 0.04954 138 107 22 9
2974 Carbs don't count when you're a castaway. 1.2899 0.04623 138 104 28 6
2975 Did you put the wrong address for the delivery? 1.2899 0.04736 138 105 26 7
2976 Hey, last week it was a full course meal! 1.2899 0.04846 138 106 24 8
2977 As Wittgenstein said, “The limits of my spelling are the limits of my world.” 1.2899 0.05364 138 111 14 13
2978 Thanks to global warming, that is all that’s left of Gumdrop Mountain 1.2899 0.04846 138 106 24 8
2979 DO you think Lent is over by now? 1.2899 0.04623 138 104 28 6
2980 Yes, but do they have coconut? 1.2899 0.04736 138 105 26 7
2981 Oh, it's like a current/currant thing. That's funny, though not really right now. 1.2899 0.04623 138 104 28 6
2982 It looks friendly. 1.2899 0.04507 138 103 30 5
2983 I can't handle eating another island. 1.2899 0.04736 138 105 26 7
2984 I'm Paleo but you go ahead. 1.2897 0.04582 145 110 28 7
2985 Yes, we could, but it would take weeks to work off the calories. 1.2897 0.04582 145 110 28 7
2986 I understand that Willy Wonka bought his own island. 1.2897 0.04257 145 107 34 4
2987 I've never had a sweet tooth.I'm going to wait for the protein mirage before I waste my energy swimming out to it. 1.2897 0.04582 145 110 28 7
2988 For the last time, that isn't Easter Island and this isn't Greenland! 1.2897 0.04786 145 112 24 9
2989 Kinda want to play Candyland now 1.2897 0.04786 145 112 24 9
2990 I would go but it’s not locally sourced. 1.2897 0.04685 145 111 26 8
2991 Palm oil is so much healthier you know. 1.2897 0.04368 145 108 32 5
2992 It's too pretty to eat 1.2897 0.04786 145 112 24 9
2993 I propose a cost-benefit analysis. 1.2897 0.04582 145 110 28 7
2994 Mr. Wonka trusted you, Charlie. 1.2897 0.04582 145 110 28 7
2995 Shipwrecked AND developing type 2 diabetes; no thanks. 1.2895 0.04441 152 115 30 7
2996 I see danger written all over it. 1.2895 0.04633 152 117 26 9
2997 Don't. It's just empty calories. 1.2895 0.04633 152 117 26 9
2998 It was called Big Rock Candy Mountain till climate change took over. 1.2895 0.04907 152 120 20 12
2999 I told you “dessert island” was spelled with two S’s! 1.2895 0.04817 152 119 22 11
3000 It'll take all of our floss to build a raft. 1.2893 0.04311 159 120 32 7
3001 Well, I'm not sure what it is, but it's definitely not the land of milk and honey" 1.2893 0.05434 121 95 17 9
3002 That second ‘s’ really makes a difference. 1.2893 0.05434 121 95 17 9
3003 I'm more of a pie guy anyway 1.2892 0.04191 166 125 34 7
3004 How did you spell Dessert? 1.2891 0.05101 128 99 21 8
3005 Not to appear delusional, but the pie looks like a boat. 1.2891 0.04726 128 96 27 5
3006 We’ll we’ve got friendship. 1.2891 0.04726 128 96 27 5
3007 I said dessert NOT desert! 1.2891 0.05101 128 99 21 8
3008 No, not interested. I just started working out again. 1.2891 0.04979 128 98 23 7
3009 They say hallucinations are to be expected during week one of the keto diet 1.2891 0.05221 128 100 19 9
3010 At first it seemed like a dream come true... 1.2889 0.04444 135 100 31 4
3011 I swear they said covered with cannibals, not candy edibles. 1.2889 0.04687 135 102 27 6
3012 This would be a no-brainer if it weren't for the sharks. 1.2889 0.04803 135 103 25 7
3013 Mirages can be so sarcastic. 1.2889 0.04188 135 98 35 2
3014 OK, but you'll have to brush your teeth. 1.2889 0.04567 135 101 29 5
3015 That was Dave. Big fan of that British baking show. 1.2887 0.04308 142 105 33 4
3016 Of course it's a trap. If it were a humanitarian gesture, it would be covered in kale. OK, maybe a few rolls of paper towels, but mostly kale. 1.2887 0.04643 142 108 27 7
3017 No way.... sugar kills. 1.2887 0.05055 142 112 19 11
3018 Well there goes our South Beach diet. 1.2887 0.04955 142 111 21 10
3019 Is it ironic our grass is greener. 1.2887 0.04955 142 111 21 10
3020 Talk about gentrification 1.2887 0.04749 142 109 25 8
3021 Still doubt climate change? That's the Big Rock Candy Mountain. 1.2886 0.04790 149 116 23 10
3022 We both know that it’s a mirage,but I’m smelling coffee. 1.2886 0.04395 149 112 31 6
3023 Why couldn’t we land on THAT desserted island? 1.2886 0.04694 149 115 25 9
3024 I can't decide, let's split the whole mirage. 1.2886 0.04596 149 114 27 8
3025 This South Beached diet is really working. 1.2886 0.04694 149 115 25 9
3026 I believe they call it the Great Pacific Junk Food Patch. 1.2886 0.04694 149 115 25 9
3027 Forget it, even if it’s real, it’s not worth the empty calories. 1.2886 0.04596 149 114 27 8
3028 That giant clam is just mess’n with us. 1.2886 0.04790 149 116 23 10
3029 Oh, come on! Has mythology taught you nothing? 1.2886 0.04497 149 113 29 7
3030 Ever since I started that keto diet, I see it too. 1.2886 0.04497 149 113 29 7
3031 The Good Ship Lollypop must have gone down last night too. 1.2886 0.04596 149 114 27 8
3032 Seriously. If you repeat that pun one more time, I’ll kill you. 1.2886 0.04694 149 115 25 9
3033 I'd swim it, but I think it's just bad copyediting. 1.2885 0.04267 156 117 33 6
3034 We need to build a wall. 1.2885 0.04638 156 121 25 10
3035 You go. I'll keep an eye peeled for sharks. 1.2885 0.04456 156 119 29 8
3036 Too bad the insulin went down in the crash. 1.2885 0.04363 156 118 31 7
3037 And then what? 1.2883 0.04239 163 123 33 7
3038 I reckon we just missed it by one letter s. 1.2882 0.04449 170 132 27 11
3039 OK, it's bad for our teeth and there are sharks in the water, but I say we go for it. 1.2882 0.04370 170 131 29 10
3040 I gave up that island for Lent. 1.2880 0.04795 125 94 26 5
3041 Before climate change, we called it 'The Big Rock Candy Mountain'. 1.2880 0.05306 125 98 18 9
3042 I blame Jeff Bezos. I wrote Amazon Prime asking them to deliver me from a desert island. Instead, they delivered a dessert island. 1.2879 0.05105 132 103 20 9
3043 Well Rob, this is as close to a desserted island as we're going to get. 1.2879 0.04990 132 102 22 8
3044 I think we picked the wrong excursion. 1.2879 0.04990 132 102 22 8
3045 I'll bet you that my mirage is better than your's 1.2879 0.05217 132 104 18 10
3046 I'm thinking of getting off the South Beach diet. 1.2879 0.04873 132 101 24 7
3047 Do you suppose the Good Ship Lollipop finally capsized? 1.2879 0.04629 132 99 28 5
3048 I mean, it's tempting, but all those empty calories! 1.2879 0.04873 132 101 24 7
3049 It’s not my fault. I told the travel agent ‘Dessert Island’. 1.2879 0.04753 132 100 26 6
3050 What are the chances? 1.2879 0.04503 132 98 30 4
3051 Man... I wish I had saved space for dessert... 1.2878 0.04816 139 107 24 8
3052 I'm pretty sure I saw an ICE agent hiding behind the donut. 1.2878 0.05231 139 111 16 12
3053 Worst part is we're not even lost. This is what Trump's global warming did to Cleveland. That's a Dairy Queen. 1.2878 0.04816 139 107 24 8
3054 It may only be a mirage but it makes me happy 1.2878 0.04361 139 103 32 4
3055 The good ship Lollipop ran aground there and Miss Temple was eventually rescued. 1.2878 0.04706 139 106 26 7
3056 You know I wish we went to swim lessons 1.2878 0.04923 139 108 22 9
3057 Candyland ? Or funny looking sub? 1.2878 0.04361 139 103 32 4
3058 Look on the bright side: our island is gluten free. 1.2877 0.04758 146 113 24 9
3059 It’s just as well, I’m diabetic 1.2877 0.04657 146 112 26 8
3060 Interesting, since I've stopped drinking, my fantasies have changed! 1.2877 0.04555 146 111 28 7
3061 So far it's better than the Fyre Festival 1.2877 0.04657 146 112 26 8
3062 If you say, "The Big Rock Candy Island," I will throw you in the water. 1.2877 0.04232 146 108 34 4
3063 It's not that I don't feel lucky, I just wish we were stranded on a dessert island. 1.2877 0.04555 146 111 28 7
3064 I would not bother. It is all high glycemic. 1.2877 0.04450 146 110 30 6
3065 Do you think it’s worth the calories? 1.2877 0.04555 146 111 28 7
3066 Yes, but you can swim off all of those extra calories. 1.2877 0.04450 146 110 30 6
3067 I don't care...it's full of high fructose corn syrup and I'm not eating it! 1.2877 0.04856 146 114 22 10
3068 What bothers me is that it’s slowly moving. 1.2877 0.04952 146 115 20 11
3069 Yes, you are better at spelling than I am, but here we both are. 1.2877 0.04657 146 112 26 8
3070 Is that with one "s" or two? 1.2876 0.04966 153 122 18 13
3071 Empty calories. 1.2876 0.04512 153 117 28 8
3072 Why do I have to wait for your cheat day? 1.2876 0.04512 153 117 28 8
3073 I guess we should have sprung for the all-inclusive resort. 1.2876 0.04317 153 115 32 6
3074 If that was six women, I'd risk it. 1.2876 0.04317 153 115 32 6
3075 I wonder where the kids went? 1.2876 0.04512 153 117 28 8
3076 One wish, and you leave out a lousy 's' ? 1.2876 0.04216 153 114 34 5
3077 Who eats cupcakes anymore? 1.2876 0.04699 153 119 24 10
3078 God wasn’t sure how to spell it either.” 1.2875 0.04468 160 123 28 9
3079 So candy land does exist. 1.2875 0.04468 160 123 28 9
3080 Actually, I prefer our more traditional look. 1.2869 0.04725 122 91 27 4
3081 If you were stuck on a dessert island... 1.2868 0.04772 136 104 25 7
3082 Uber Eats? 1.2868 0.04995 136 106 21 9
3083 Looks like Someone misspelled desert island. 1.2868 0.05209 136 108 17 11
3084 Not that’s a real dessert island 1.2868 0.04772 136 104 25 7
3085 I'm waiting for the healthy choice option. 1.2867 0.04507 143 108 29 6
3086 Don't you think this should be a riddle? 1.2867 0.04824 143 111 23 9
3087 I hate coconut. 1.2867 0.04720 143 110 25 8
3088 Let’s go there on Cheat Day. 1.2867 0.04507 143 108 29 6
3089 I’ll be Hansel and you’ll be Gretel. 1.2867 0.04824 143 111 23 9
3090 When I close my eyes, I can see Doris and the kids and our dogs. It's like they're right here with me. I guess it makes sense...they say you imagine those who have been there for you the most. Anyway, what about you - Who do you see, Jack? 1.2867 0.04925 143 112 21 10
3091 I was hoping for a grown up fantasy. 1.2867 0.04824 143 111 23 9
3092 I'm expecting the Good Ship Lollipop any day now. 1.2867 0.04283 143 106 33 4
3093 You go ahead, I swore off refined sugars. 1.2867 0.04283 143 106 33 4
3094 Candyland was just a game. This is reality. 1.2867 0.04615 143 109 27 7
3095 Are we having a desert island mirage or a dessert island mirage? 1.2867 0.04667 150 116 25 9
3096 What did you expect to see on the Lollypop cruise, kale? 1.2867 0.04471 150 114 29 7
3097 That's where the Good Ship Lollipop sank. 1.2867 0.04762 150 117 23 10
3098 No man is a coconut. 1.2867 0.04370 150 113 31 6
3099 It would just go straight to my thighs. 1.2867 0.04370 150 113 31 6
3100 ...and I was just getting down to my target weight. 1.2867 0.04266 150 112 33 5
3101 I suppose we could splurge just this once. 1.2867 0.04762 150 117 23 10
3102 Empty calories, man... empty calories. 1.2867 0.04266 150 112 33 5
3103 You have my insulin, right? 1.2867 0.04946 150 119 19 12
3104 Enticing, but we have no dental plan. 1.2867 0.04160 150 111 35 4
3105 You invest in coconuts and sugar cane and now look --gentrification. 1.2867 0.04667 150 116 25 9
3106 If one of us was a dentist, then I definitely would. 1.2867 0.04370 150 113 31 6
3107 No way,dude. Those carbs will kill you. 1.2867 0.04667 150 116 25 9
3108 My dentist was the developer. 1.2866 0.04339 157 119 31 7
3109 The Island of Misfit Foods. 1.2866 0.04523 157 121 27 9
3110 That's my dream, this is our reality. 1.2866 0.04339 157 119 31 7
3111 I was sure I had included the second "s" in the travel booking. 1.2865 0.04104 171 129 35 7
3112 We have to wait 30 minutes before we can swim to the next island. 1.2865 0.04049 185 141 35 9
3113 Think about it Larry, if we make it, we'd be Dessert Island castaways. Don't you agree that's more palatable? 1.2857 0.04982 112 84 24 4
3114 In Homer's time, sailors succumb to a siren, not to a sugar-high. 1.2857 0.04729 147 114 24 9
3115 Hansel, that witch just won't stop following us 1.2857 0.04677 140 107 26 7
3116 Salty air always makes me crave sweets. 1.2857 0.04215 140 103 34 3
3117 Better to be stranded on a dessert island. 1.2857 0.05021 126 97 22 7
3118 Do you still want to give up sugar? 1.2857 0.04293 154 116 32 6
3119 I wish we had more options 1.2857 0.04474 133 99 30 4
3120 I'm beginning think that Charlie is not coming back. 1.2857 0.04317 147 110 32 5
3121 Looks like I picked the wrong week to start the South Beach Diet. 1.2857 0.04234 168 128 32 8
3122 I still don't think anyone will come. 1.2857 0.04391 154 117 30 7
3123 The next time you meet a genie, focus on annunciating the S. 1.2857 0.04677 140 107 26 7
3124 Yes, they look good, but not to die for... 1.2857 0.04630 147 113 26 8
3125 The water's always bluer... 1.2857 0.05182 133 105 18 10
3126 You had to spell it correctly, didn't you. 1.2857 0.04528 147 112 28 7
3127 We shouldn't of eaten the candy boat first. 1.2857 0.04892 140 109 22 9
3128 Would you believe I just spent 6 months losing 30 pounds? 1.2857 0.04474 133 99 30 4
3129 I told you not to trust auto-correct. 1.2857 0.04841 133 102 24 7
3130 If we don't get rescued, no one would ever believe us. 1.2857 0.04208 147 109 34 4
3131 If only we had been stranded on dessert island. 1.2857 0.05488 119 94 16 9
3132 Guess it's not always grass. 1.2857 0.04722 133 101 26 6
3133 Probably the result of the Candy Caine Mutany 1.2857 0.04391 154 117 30 7
3134 Look, the candy’s always sweeter on the other Island. 1.2857 0.04786 140 108 24 8
3135 You may see a savior from starvation, but I see a disguised alien spaceship waiting for two more victims. 1.2848 0.04195 165 125 33 7
3136 Sharks have become much more inventive. That's what they call "man lure." 1.2848 0.04451 165 128 27 10
3137 Sure, being stranded sucks. But the view is pretty sweet. 1.2848 0.04195 165 125 33 7
3138 Sure,it's all fun and games but then comes the anal probe. 1.2848 0.04533 165 129 25 11
3139 No, I don't think that's Sweden 1.2848 0.04498 158 122 27 9
3140 Nah! You go. I'm diabetic. 1.2848 0.04587 158 123 25 10
3141 Well at least I can stick to my diet this vacation 1.2848 0.04345 151 114 31 6
3142 We must have collided with the Good Ship Lollipop. 1.2848 0.04543 151 116 27 8
3143 Wonka's tour was more fun before climate change. 1.2848 0.04242 151 113 33 5
3144 Looks like the folks on the Good Ship Lollipop have colonized. 1.2848 0.04445 151 115 29 7
3145 I've said it once,and I'll say it again. I wish I could swim. 1.2847 0.04692 144 111 25 8
3146 No no no, I ordered a sub! 1.2847 0.04993 144 114 19 11
3147 It looks desserted but maybe someone is over there. 1.2847 0.04894 144 113 21 10
3148 You go ahead. I'm on a keto diet. 1.2847 0.04794 144 112 23 9
3149 Yeah, but ours has more personality. 1.2847 0.04692 144 111 25 8
3150 I say let's go treat ourselves today for once. 1.2847 0.04370 144 108 31 5
3151 It's the island of earthly desserts 1.2847 0.04894 144 113 21 10
3152 So that’s where all the bees went. 1.2847 0.04370 144 108 31 5
3153 Nows the time I wish I had taken swimming lessons. 1.2847 0.04370 144 108 31 5
3154 Your no sugar diet is killing me. 1.2847 0.04692 144 111 25 8
3155 On the bright side, ours is gluten free! 1.2847 0.04587 144 110 27 7
3156 I think we got desserted on the wrong island 1.2847 0.04854 137 106 23 8
3157 I could kill for some milk right now. 1.2847 0.04854 137 106 23 8
3158 Hallucination or not, it’s a damn side better sight than an island made of broccoli... 1.2847 0.04510 137 103 29 5
3159 So you're starving; I still prefer the mirage with the satyrs and nude dancing girls. 1.2846 0.04663 130 98 27 5
3160 Even my mirages get confused between desert and dessert. 1.2846 0.04400 130 96 31 3
3161 Don’t try to sweet talk me into swimming across 1.2846 0.05032 130 101 21 8
3162 No, you moron, “enjoy a dessert island escape” is not spelled with one s! 1.2845 0.04711 116 86 27 3
3163 The brochure said it was only a short walk away.' 1.2840 0.04295 169 130 30 9
3164 Just tell me. How does a desert island become a dessert island? 1.2840 0.04242 162 123 32 7
3165 They think we're suckers 1.2840 0.04242 162 123 32 7
3166 It's no cakewalk... 1.2840 0.04590 162 127 24 11
3167 Can I try your glasses for a sec ? 1.2840 0.04505 162 126 26 10
3168 I don't care if it's not your 'cheat day', I'm swimming over. 1.2840 0.04419 162 125 28 9
3169 Moment on the lips, forever on the hips. 1.2840 0.04151 162 122 34 6
3170 I prefer the all organic, non-GMO, gluten free mirage. 1.2839 0.04645 155 121 24 10
3171 Good” ship lollipop my ass 1.2839 0.04461 155 119 28 8
3172 Pretty sweet. 1.2839 0.04554 155 120 26 9
3173 Look! It's the good sub, Lollipop 1.2839 0.04554 155 120 26 9
3174 I for one am glad it's shark infested water. A moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips. 1.2839 0.04554 155 120 26 9
3175 Could be worse. 1.2838 0.04701 148 115 24 9
3176 When they told me swimming lessons could save my life, this was NOT what I had in mind. 1.2838 0.04798 148 116 22 10
3177 I guess I booked desert island instead of dessert island 1.2838 0.04701 148 115 24 9
3178 The sharks are very creative with their bait. 1.2838 0.04602 148 114 26 8
3179 Now I understand how mexicans see the US. 1.2838 0.04602 148 114 26 8
3180 It really bugs me how they've commercialized Christmas Island." 1.2838 0.04701 148 115 24 9
3181 The thing is I've cut sugar. 1.2838 0.04893 148 117 20 11
3182 Ya know, I'm tired of coconuts. 1.2838 0.04602 148 114 26 8
3183 So much for being rescued by the Good Ship Lollypop 1.2837 0.04309 141 105 32 4
3184 the girl scouts are going all out!! 1.2837 0.04538 141 107 28 6
3185 People will come, Ray. People will most definitely come. 1.2837 0.04861 141 110 22 9
3186 Actually, I could go for something savory. 1.2837 0.04861 141 110 22 9
3187 Maybe it's just the dehydration, but I feel like this mirage is quizzing me on my grammar. 1.2837 0.04861 141 110 22 9
3188 "I don't know, I'm more of a pickles and chips person." 1.2837 0.04538 141 107 28 6
3189 New Year's resolution be damned ... I'm goin' for it. 1.2837 0.04756 141 109 24 8
3190 They misspelled 'desert. 1.2837 0.04756 141 109 24 8
3191 Clearly a deserted island. 1.2837 0.04756 141 109 24 8
3192 Next time, I'll roll the dice. 1.2837 0.04425 141 106 30 5
3193 Too bad I lost my sweet tooth. 1.2837 0.04756 141 109 24 8
3194 When you're really a stickler for grammar. 1.2836 0.05148 134 106 18 10
3195 We clearly haven't been marooned long enough. 1.2836 0.04570 134 101 28 5
3196 I’m holding out for maple-glazed bacon. 1.2836 0.04925 134 104 22 8
3197 I'd like to see a mirage that is more vegan 1.2836 0.04446 134 100 30 4
3198 What do you think, real news or fake news?" 1.2836 0.04925 134 104 22 8
3199 I’d hate to ruin my diner. 1.2836 0.04570 134 101 28 5
3200 Well, at least we're healthy... 1.2836 0.04925 134 104 22 8
3201 Chutes and Ladders might have been more helpful. 1.2836 0.05255 134 107 16 11
3202 Cheat day? 1.2836 0.04691 134 102 26 6
3203 Too bad we're gluten free. 1.2836 0.04691 134 102 26 6
3204 That island is sweet. 1.2836 0.05037 134 105 20 9
3205 I think I'm having a dessert mirage. 1.2836 0.04809 134 103 24 7
3206 From now on I Make the on-line reservations How could you Not know DeSSert Island has two S's 1.2835 0.05111 127 99 20 8
3207 See, that Keto diet is working already! I see that island, and I feel healtheir, happier, and I don't even want that cupcake. 1.2835 0.04987 127 98 22 7
3208 I never have liked puns. 1.2835 0.05111 127 99 20 8
3209 Let's send the person who invented auto-correct to dessert island, and when he gets here ask him how HE likes it. 1.2835 0.05232 127 100 18 9
3210 Don't spoil your appetite now. Just wait for low tide when you can see the whole pyramid. 1.2835 0.05232 127 100 18 9
3211 See what happens when you let Amazon come in and build a new headquarters? 1.2833 0.05046 120 92 22 6
3212 Ohhhhh wait. So what you actually said was, ‘life would be sweet on a DESSERTED island?’ 1.2832 0.05254 113 87 20 6
3213 I don’t care how hungry you get, Kevin, we’re sticking to the diet 1.2832 0.05102 113 86 22 5
3214 The sweetest part is the anticipation. 1.2831 0.04173 166 126 33 7
3215 At last... the dessert cart! 1.2830 0.04648 159 125 23 11
3216 I know, but I'm much happier gluten-free." 1.2830 0.04383 159 122 29 8
3217 ...and we got stranded on Vegan Island!! 1.2830 0.04648 159 125 23 11
3218 We may be the only castaways who gained weight during their ordeal. 1.2830 0.04198 159 120 33 6
3219 I'll bet that donut floats as well. 1.2830 0.04383 159 122 29 8
3220 Welcome to Atkins Island. 1.2830 0.04473 159 123 27 9
3221 I knew that shark’s camouflage abilities had evolved, but this is a little scary 1.2830 0.04473 159 123 27 9
3222 Let’s face it, you can’t have your cookies, candy and cake and the shade of the palm tree too. 1.2829 0.04218 152 114 33 5
3223 Or maybe we're pastries dreaming we're humans! 1.2829 0.04420 152 116 29 7
3224 So... What are you giving up for Lent this year? 1.2829 0.04420 152 116 29 7
3225 Doesn't bother me. I'm a diabetic who can't swim. 1.2829 0.04798 152 120 21 11
3226 I'm kind of holding out for the Cheesecake Factory. 1.2828 0.04453 145 110 29 6
3227 You go ahead. I'm diabetic. 1.2828 0.04453 145 110 29 6
3228 It's the good ship Lollipop. Goes by every Saturday. 1.2828 0.04765 145 113 23 9
3229 But honey, what about your New Year's resolution? 1.2828 0.04559 145 111 27 7
3230 Unless there’s an insulin island close by, I’ll pass. 1.2828 0.04233 145 108 33 4
3231 It's February, all that stuff is stale. 1.2828 0.04765 145 113 23 9
3232 This is what we get for buying cheap airfare tickets.They sent us to the wrong desserted island. 1.2828 0.04453 145 110 29 6
3233 I always knew that spelling bee in 4th grade would come back to haunt me. 1.2828 0.04559 145 111 27 7
3234 That was the one thing you’d bring? 1.2828 0.04663 145 112 25 8
3235 You go ahead. I'm still on the Atkins Diet. 1.2828 0.04663 145 112 25 8
3236 Don’t you know the difference between dessert and desert? 1.2828 0.04765 145 113 23 9
3237 Don't worry. A Disney cruise is bound to come by soon. 1.2826 0.04823 138 107 23 8
3238 It’s also spelled differently. 1.2826 0.04598 138 105 27 6
3239 It's a new Amazon location, and it's not an isolated incident 1.2826 0.05038 138 109 19 10
3240 I thought Christmas Island was further north. 1.2826 0.04712 138 106 25 7
3241 I'm just telling you, last time I went there I really regretted it. 1.2826 0.04598 138 105 27 6
3242 Who knew the Good Ship Lollipop was not seaworthy? 1.2826 0.05038 138 109 19 10
3243 I'm thinking of giving up on the New Yorker Caption Contest 1.2826 0.05038 138 109 19 10
3244 That genie really was a stickler for inflection. 1.2826 0.04823 138 107 23 8
3245 Are you a dentist? 1.2826 0.04823 138 107 23 8
3246 Well I guess I can check type 2 diabetes off my bucket list. 1.2826 0.04598 138 105 27 6
3247 'Desert', with one S 1.2823 0.05192 124 97 19 8
3248 One of us is having the mother of all hallucinations... 1.2823 0.04933 124 95 23 6
3249 Thank god we found the Islets of Insulin. 1.2823 0.04799 124 94 25 5
3250 So this is what it felt like to be at the Fyre festival. 1.2823 0.04660 124 93 27 4
3251 If it were a real mirage it would have meat and potatoes. 1.2823 0.05317 124 98 17 9
3252 You go. I prefer savory. 1.2822 0.04220 163 124 32 7
3253 All that's left of the Good Ship Lollypop. 1.2822 0.04309 163 125 30 8
3254 Wait, so then what's a homonym? 1.2821 0.04529 156 121 26 9
3255 This is the human condition: we always want what we can’t have. 1.2821 0.04342 156 119 30 7
3256 Is that the winter White House? 1.2821 0.04529 156 121 26 9
3257 It could be worse, we could be stranded on a dessert island. 1.2821 0.04529 156 121 26 9
3258 It's all empty calories anyway. 1.2821 0.04677 117 87 27 3
3259 For sure it's not the Atkins Island! 1.2819 0.04864 149 118 20 11
3260 The question remains: are they candy canes or antennae? 1.2819 0.04575 149 115 26 8
3261 It seems your pie in the sky ideas have come down to earth. 1.2819 0.04673 149 116 24 9
3262 Darn! I was hoping we'd catch the main course . . . 1.2819 0.04475 149 114 28 7
3263 Last year it was a miniature golf course. Some locations just don’t do well no matter what you put on them. 1.2819 0.04575 149 115 26 8
3264 Did you use one "s" or two when you put the note in the bottle? 1.2819 0.04673 149 116 24 9
3265 Go for it. I'm more of a red meat guy. 1.2819 0.04475 149 114 28 7
3266 It all looks good except for the coconut creme pie. 1.2819 0.04575 149 115 26 8
3267 Too bad the cartoonist didn’t know the difference between “desert” and “dessert”! 1.2819 0.04673 149 116 24 9
3268 Well, I did pay extra for a sweet view. 1.2817 0.04831 142 111 22 9
3269 I wish it was a meringue instead of a mirage. 1.2817 0.04620 142 109 26 7
3270 Everything's sweeter on the other side. 1.2817 0.04620 142 109 26 7
3271 You should swing by my place. It's pretty sweet. 1.2817 0.04283 142 106 32 4
3272 I thought you said dessert island not deserted island. 1.2817 0.04620 142 109 26 7
3273 It's not the carbs that are bothering me. 1.2817 0.04620 142 109 26 7
3274 All I can see is heartburn 1.2817 0.04165 142 105 34 3
3275 I hear it's members only... 1.2817 0.04398 142 107 30 5
3276 Seems our neighbor has a sweet tooth. 1.2817 0.04398 142 107 30 5
3277 My fantasy island would have booze and babes. 1.2817 0.04831 142 111 22 9
3278 Nothing's hopeless. Think Tom Hanks. 1.2817 0.04165 142 105 34 3
3279 Make one typo on one restaurant menu... 1.2817 0.04398 142 107 30 5
3280 If stranded on a dessert island, what's the one thing you'd most like to have?" 1.2817 0.04510 142 108 28 6
3281 On the bright side, we won't have to worry about gaining weight 1.2815 0.04541 135 102 28 5
3282 No, actually...I think it’s, “desserted isle.” 1.2815 0.05004 135 106 20 9
3283 When the Good Ship Lollipop swings by, we make our move. 1.2815 0.05004 135 106 20 9
3284 I wonder if they have NY style pizza 1.2815 0.05004 135 106 20 9
3285 I told you Candyland was real. 1.2815 0.04541 135 102 28 5
3286 Was that there yesterday? 1.2815 0.04661 135 103 26 6
3287 I heard it’s pretty sweet on that island. 1.2814 0.04404 167 130 27 10
3288 We called it Big Rock Candy Mountain until global warming. 1.2814 0.04565 167 132 23 12
3289 Isn't the final stage of dehydration seeing candy? 1.2812 0.04268 160 122 31 7
3290 I always forget which one has two s’s. 1.2812 0.04622 160 126 23 11
3291 This game is way more fun then saying what shapes you see in the clouds 1.2812 0.04827 128 98 24 6
3292 Turns out my travel agent is a real stickler about spelling. 1.2812 0.04953 128 99 22 7
3293 I wish our island was desserted..... 1.2810 0.04586 153 119 25 9
3294 No, dessert has 2 “s’s.” 1.2810 0.04395 153 117 29 7
3295 I guess the women want us to come back?? 1.2810 0.04491 153 118 27 8
3296 Looks like they've evolved to lure land-based prey. 1.2810 0.04296 153 116 31 6
3297 After all this time, I still can’t remember which one is spelled with two S’s. 1.2810 0.04491 153 118 27 8
3298 Good thing it's a mirage. I'm diabetic. 1.2810 0.04679 153 120 23 10
3299 at least we have better shade. 1.2810 0.04491 153 118 27 8
3300 Those carbs will kill you. 1.2810 0.04395 153 117 29 7
3301 Did you pack my insulin? 1.2810 0.04491 153 118 27 8
3302 I could have sworn the tickets said Dessert Island. 1.2810 0.04859 153 122 19 12
3303 Yes, but the view is better from over here. 1.2810 0.04727 121 91 26 4
3304 At least we are not stranded on a dessert. 1.2810 0.05533 121 97 14 10
3305 I don't know about you but I just don't think I've earned it. 1.2808 0.04427 146 111 29 6
3306 That’s how I remember there’s one S in deserted. 1.2808 0.04208 146 109 33 4
3307 I don't know whether to be flattered or not when you say you prefer cannibalism." 1.2808 0.04736 146 114 23 9
3308 I don't care what you're giving up for Lent. 1.2808 0.04532 146 112 27 7
3309 Looks good, Gretel . 1.2808 0.04835 146 115 21 10
3310 It's true, the grass is sweeter on the other side! 1.2808 0.04427 146 111 29 6
3311 Do you think it's a mirage, Wilson? 1.2808 0.04835 146 115 21 10
3312 I’ll go first to make sure it’s safe. 1.2807 0.04086 171 130 34 7
3313 Think positive! We don't eat carbs anyways! 1.2806 0.04336 139 104 31 4
3314 So he eats desserts,shoots,AND leaves? 1.2806 0.04900 139 109 21 9
3315 I can''t help wondering what's below the surface. 1.2806 0.04570 139 106 27 6
3316 Are we still doing Atkins? 1.2806 0.04454 139 105 29 5
3317 Just give it a month and your body will naturally stop craving that stuff. 1.2806 0.04570 139 106 27 6
3318 My disdain for corn syrup suddenly seems misplaced. 1.2806 0.04793 139 108 23 8
3319 It was nice of your ex to remember your birthday but you should have called someone else before your phone died. 1.2806 0.04900 139 109 21 9
3320 At least we can catch the Swedish Fish. 1.2806 0.04682 139 107 25 7
3321 For how long has The Great British Baking Show had a mirage challenge? 1.2806 0.04900 139 109 21 9
3322 No, no – go on without me. I'm trying to stick to my resolutions this year. 1.2806 0.04793 139 108 23 8
3323 Yeah, and all because of a typo. 1.2806 0.04682 139 107 25 7
3324 Yes, Frank, her divorce attorney WAS pretty good. 1.2806 0.04900 139 109 21 9
3325 We'll be saved. The Good Ship Lollipop docks here once a week. 1.2806 0.04570 139 106 27 6
3326 Beware of turtles bearing gifts. 1.2806 0.04336 139 104 31 4
3327 I told you it was all inclusive 1.2805 0.04107 164 124 34 6
3328 Too bad we gave up sugar. 1.2805 0.04286 164 126 30 8
3329 I kinda wish it was "Beer Land".. 1.2803 0.04726 132 101 25 6
3330 All I want for Christmas is an isthmus. 1.2803 0.04602 132 100 27 5
3331 You’re really a dentist? 1.2803 0.04847 132 102 23 7
3332 Don't bother swimming over. These things always turn out to be mirages. 1.2803 0.04475 132 99 29 4
3333 I’ve been there. It’s not so great. 1.2803 0.04726 132 101 25 6
3334 When my doctor told me to start watching carbs... 1.2803 0.04965 132 103 21 8
3335 Just our luck. If we had another "s" we'd be on the dessert island. 1.2803 0.04503 157 122 26 9
3336 Maybe so, but this one is gluten-free. 1.2800 0.04549 150 116 26 8
3337 Added sugars really can hide in some surprising places. 1.2800 0.04741 150 118 22 10
3338 No, ours only has one 's'. 1.2800 0.04449 150 115 28 7
3339 Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeet! 1.2800 0.04549 150 116 26 8
3340 Before Global Warming, we called that Big Rock Candy Mountain 1.2800 0.05029 125 97 21 7
3341 Okay but this time, get the donut. 1.2800 0.04136 150 112 34 4
3342 Whatever happened to cream colored ponies and crisp apple strudels? 1.2800 0.05029 125 97 21 7
3343 I find that people often underestimate the difficulty of living with diabetes. 1.2800 0.04899 125 96 23 6
3344 You know the angler fish that tease you with a worm-like tentacle? I don't think it's an island. Just sayin'. 1.2800 0.04136 150 112 34 4
3345 Some day all that could be ours. 1.2800 0.04449 150 115 28 7
3346 This is exactly what I was telling my therapist, I'm always unsatisfied with what I got. 1.2800 0.04628 125 94 27 4
3347 I still stand behind my vote for the Brexit. 1.2800 0.05156 125 98 19 8
3348 It's obviously a dessert-ed island 1.2800 0.04646 150 117 24 9
3349 And just this morning I went on a diet. 1.2800 0.04646 150 117 24 9
3350 So the good news is it’s gluten free. The bad news is they don’t take Apple Pay... 1.2797 0.04372 143 108 30 5
3351 Pay no attention; it's just another dessert mirage! 1.2797 0.04372 143 108 30 5
3352 You mean I could have brought three things to a desserted island? 1.2797 0.04483 143 109 28 6
3353 Screw the carbs. I say we go for it. 1.2797 0.04698 143 111 24 8
3354 Let's wait for The Good Ship Lollipop. 1.2797 0.04592 143 110 26 7
3355 Think we picked the wrong week to go carb free! 1.2797 0.04258 143 107 32 4
3356 Yes, I see it. But do you see the Minotaur? 1.2797 0.04483 143 109 28 6
3357 Castaway 2: the cake-walk 1.2797 0.04483 143 109 28 6
3358 The extra 's' makes all the difference. 1.2795 0.04153 161 122 33 6
3359 Of all the months to start this detox diet. 1.2795 0.04153 161 122 33 6
3360 Unfortunately, no dessert until we clean our plates. Unfortunately, no plates. 1.2795 0.04596 161 127 23 11
3361 I don’t care that Fred was eaten by a giant squid – I’m feeling lucky. 1.2795 0.04153 161 122 33 6
3362 One more S and we could've been on a dessert island. 1.2794 0.04861 136 106 22 8
3363 God’s idea of a micro-aggression. 1.2794 0.04972 136 107 20 9
3364 Dude,it's an illusion. It's just a million pounds of garbage. The doughnut is a tire,the frosting is grocery bags,the candy canes are broken arches from the burger place... 1.2794 0.04631 136 104 26 6
3365 First, it's a Caribbean island, not a Carb island and it wasn't funny the first hundred times you said it. 1.2794 0.04748 136 105 24 7
3366 Just think — If we’d washed up over there, we’d be diabetic by now. 1.2794 0.04861 136 106 22 8
3367 Hansel, what couid possibly go wrong if we were to swim over and take a nibble or two? 1.2794 0.04264 136 101 32 3
3368 Damn, I'm diabetic. 1.2794 0.04390 136 102 30 4
3369 No dessert until you eat some dinner. 1.2794 0.04748 136 105 24 7
3370 Hey, I like puns as much as the next man, but I refuse to say it. 1.2794 0.05080 136 108 18 10
3371 It’s not just the grass that’s greener on the other island 1.2794 0.04512 136 103 28 5
3372 Look! It’s Candyland! But Where’s the Good Ship Lollipop!? 1.2794 0.04748 136 105 24 7
3373 Too bad there's no ice cream. 1.2794 0.04861 136 106 22 8
3374 Before we start swimming, did you bring your insulin? 1.2792 0.04560 154 120 25 9
3375 So, maybe next time I will take the free swim lessons at the "Y". 1.2792 0.04466 154 119 27 8
3376 Great, another Fyre festival. 1.2792 0.04466 154 119 27 8
3377 Darn autocorrect! I'm sure the artist meant to put us on a dessert island. 1.2792 0.04742 154 122 21 11
3378 I wonder what THEIR ship was like? 1.2792 0.04370 154 118 29 7
3379 I told you we should’ve paid for the extra S. 1.2791 0.05159 129 102 18 9
3380 Looks like there's one good thing about surviving the sinking of the Good Ship Lollipop. 1.2791 0.04399 129 96 30 3
3381 Big rock candy mountain isnt the same with global warming. 1.2791 0.05159 129 102 18 9
3382 Have you given any thought to the North Beach Diet instead? 1.2791 0.04794 129 99 24 6
3383 I could have sworn it was a typo. 1.2791 0.04919 129 100 22 7
3384 So real I can almost taste it 1.2791 0.04794 129 99 24 6
3385 I prefer desert to dessert, don't you? 1.2791 0.04794 129 99 24 6
3386 And that’s Neil Young’s place over there. 1.2789 0.04505 147 113 27 7
3387 We can either die of sun or sugar exposure 1.2789 0.04294 147 111 31 5
3388 Must have been shipwrecked ssometime in the 1950's 1.2789 0.04401 147 112 29 6
3389 I was wrong. Keto island is not fun at all. 1.2789 0.04996 147 118 17 12
3390 It's at moments like this that my commitment to a calorie free diet begins to waver. 1.2789 0.04401 147 112 29 6
3391 Go for it. I'm off sugar. 1.2789 0.04806 147 116 21 10
3392 Remember, we pledged solidarity on this keto diet no matter what. 1.2789 0.04708 147 115 23 9
3393 My bad, dude. Like, I totally swear I clicked on "dessert" island for one week, two guests. 1.2789 0.04184 147 110 33 4
3394 That was my favorite campaign promise. 1.2789 0.04608 147 114 25 8
3395 Maybe we should have opted for all inclusive. 1.2789 0.04505 147 113 27 7
3396 I don't care if it's just a typo, let's go after dinner! 1.2789 0.04505 147 113 27 7
3397 Don't worry. I'm pretty sure they can't swim. 1.2789 0.04708 147 115 23 9
3398 No Carl! You haven't had sugar in 2 months, don't cave now. 1.2789 0.04902 147 117 19 11
3399 No, there’s no ‘dessert island’; it’s a mirage. Look, all the calories are empty! 1.2789 0.04401 147 112 29 6
3400 I wished to be off the desserted island... 1.2789 0.04902 147 117 19 11
3401 Or...We can sit here until we starve to death, debating whether too much sugar is bad for your diet! 1.2789 0.04505 147 113 27 7
3402 I mean, I would, but think of the calories! 1.2789 0.04505 147 113 27 7
3403 Has that always been there? 1.2789 0.04608 147 114 25 8
3404 But do they have coconut milk? 1.2788 0.04175 165 126 32 7
3405 It's the Russians trying to tempt us to come over to their side. 1.2786 0.04541 140 107 27 6
3406 But what if there's a witch with a snorkel? 1.2786 0.04427 140 106 29 5
3407 Carmen Miranda goes snorkeling every day about this time. 1.2786 0.04427 140 106 29 5
3408 You've gotta have a dream. 1.2786 0.04653 140 108 25 7
3409 There's a blonde curly headed kid over there that keeps singing "On the Good Ship Lollypop" and I couldn't take it anymore. 1.2786 0.04653 140 108 25 7
3410 Now might be a good time to give up my "no sugar" diet. 1.2786 0.04541 140 107 27 6
3411 '"Damn the sharks!" 1.2786 0.04653 140 108 25 7
3412 If I swim back and forth between each bite, I can burn off the carbs and still look great in my bathing suit! 1.2786 0.04541 140 107 27 6
3413 Can't swim, can you? 1.2785 0.04387 158 122 28 8
3414 I prefer my girls in grass skirts mirage... 1.2785 0.03901 158 117 38 3
3415 I don't care if you are a dentist, I'm going over. 1.2785 0.04478 158 123 26 9
3416 It's only a mirage; we still have 29 more days of this diet 1.2782 0.04815 133 103 23 7
3417 It's the worst when the wind is out of the East! 1.2782 0.04695 133 102 25 6
3418 No Sh*t, that's Candyland? 1.2782 0.04446 133 100 29 4
3419 Don’t do it. We’ve got all the food I need right here. 1.2782 0.05267 133 107 15 11
3420 Sorry about that I really thought it was a muffin top 1.2782 0.04573 133 101 27 5
3421 Any plans for tonight? 1.2782 0.04446 133 100 29 4
3422 Well, you should've gone over on cheat day 1.2782 0.04815 133 103 23 7
3423 All that talk about how smart dolphins are. You can't help but admire these local sharks! 1.2781 0.04619 151 118 24 9
3424 I guess there are two S's in dessert island... 1.2781 0.04619 151 118 24 9
3425 I imagined a different kind of treasure. 1.2781 0.04713 151 119 22 10
3426 What a difference an 's' makes, huh? 1.2781 0.04522 151 117 26 8
3427 I wonder if they're wondering about us 1.2781 0.04713 151 119 22 10
3428 And of course, my cheat day isn't until tomorrow. 1.2781 0.04358 169 132 27 10
3429 It'll be fine, you said. Good Ship Lollipop is just a name, you said. 1.2778 0.04873 144 114 20 10
3430 Plastic. 1.2778 0.04456 144 110 28 6
3431 No, you go ahead. I'm cutting down on sugar. 1.2778 0.04571 162 128 23 11
3432 It’s strictly for twelve and under - Michael Jackson built it 1.2778 0.04816 162 131 17 14
3433 It’s best to save your extra points for the weekends. 1.2778 0.04772 144 113 22 9
3434 I wished for a desserted island! 1.2778 0.04865 126 97 23 6
3435 Its called Mar a Lago. 1.2778 0.04772 144 113 22 9
3436 Sorry Bob, I can't. I'm doing keto right now. 1.2778 0.04564 144 111 26 7
3437 See, I TOLD you spelling matters! 1.2778 0.04873 144 114 20 10
3438 And an extra "s" has made all the difference. 1.2778 0.05242 126 100 17 9
3439 They’re not spelled the same, either—it’s a "dessert" island. 1.2778 0.04654 162 129 21 12
3440 Look, it's typo island. Yum! 1.2778 0.04873 144 114 20 10
3441 The difference one tiny 's' makes! 1.2778 0.04564 144 111 26 7
3442 I guess that's a dessert island. 1.2778 0.04669 144 112 24 8
3443 I'd swim for it, but there's a bunch of lemon sharks around there. 1.2778 0.04865 126 97 23 6
3444 Without floss and a toothbrush it is sheer madness, I tell you. 1.2778 0.04116 144 107 34 3
3445 I sure picked the wrong day to start my diet 1.2778 0.04233 144 108 32 4
3446 Don’t give up. Looks like the Good Ship Lollipop made a stop recently. 1.2778 0.04346 144 109 30 5
3447 All desert islands are the same he said, we’ll save 50 bucks he said... 1.2778 0.04733 126 96 25 5
3448 That's my fantasy. What's yours? 1.2778 0.04346 144 109 30 5
3449 they'll just make you thirsty 1.2778 0.04865 126 97 23 6
3450 It’s the Island of Empty Calories. 1.2778 0.04669 144 112 24 8
3451 I realize we are dreaming, but still the sharks in that water don't know that. 1.2778 0.04346 144 109 30 5
3452 We should have upgraded to premium! 1.2778 0.04564 144 111 26 7
3453 That's the iceberg that sank the 'Good Ship Lollipop.' 1.2778 0.04564 144 111 26 7
3454 No, I’m staying here. I gave up sweets for Lent. 1.2778 0.05398 108 84 18 6
3455 I forgot my insulin. 1.2778 0.04487 162 127 25 10
3456 We thought we were on a deserted island 1.2774 0.04345 155 119 29 7
3457 They had a war, and the paleo tribe lost. 1.2774 0.04715 155 123 21 11
3458 I wonder if that dessert desert island is deserted? 1.2774 0.04534 155 121 25 9
3459 I’m fine. I ate before we left.” 1.2774 0.04046 155 116 35 4
3460 Sure, I've heard of an anglerfish. Why? 1.2774 0.04534 155 121 25 9
3461 Haven't you ever seen a dessert island? 1.2774 0.04248 155 118 31 6
3462 You really outta proofread when you write your wishes. 1.2774 0.04441 155 120 27 8
3463 Look at the good part—at least we eat healthier on this side! 1.2774 0.04441 155 120 27 8
3464 And I bet they have free WiFi as well ! 1.2774 0.05255 137 111 14 12
3465 You really think it's Mar-a-lago? 1.2774 0.04940 137 108 20 9
3466 You have to remember the Castaway Mirage only lasts for 15 minutes; then you crash. 1.2774 0.05047 137 109 18 10
3467 Well, there goes the neighborhood. Is that my tacky mirage or yours? 1.2774 0.04602 137 105 26 6
3468 I could have sworn it was two "s"s. 1.2774 0.04830 137 107 22 8
3469 I think I'm mirage intolerant 1.2773 0.04910 119 91 23 5
3470 I’m going to try this one more time. It’s not a deserted island, it’s a DESSERTED island. Nobody gets me! 1.2771 0.04409 166 130 26 10
3471 Dude...Sweet 1.2771 0.04572 166 132 22 12
3472 Sure I am starving but I am not a big dessert fan. 1.2770 0.04777 148 117 21 10
3473 Meanwhile, in hell for people who can't swim 1.2770 0.04479 148 114 27 7
3474 Too bad it's not chicken wings and beer. 1.2770 0.04777 148 117 21 10
3475 All I see is a food desert 1.2770 0.04580 148 115 25 8
3476 If it's big enough to eat them, it's big enough to eat us. 1.2770 0.04680 148 116 23 9
3477 No, it' not a mirage. It's actually part of the great gyre of discarded candies and sweets that ceaselessly rotate about the ocean. 1.2769 0.05124 130 103 18 9
3478 I ‘m afraid our dessert island was misspelled. 1.2768 0.04368 177 140 25 12
3479 It’ll still be there later, when I really need it. I mean when WE need it. 1.2768 0.04063 177 136 33 8
3480 I'll pass. I don't see any carrot cake. 1.2767 0.04080 159 120 34 5
3481 I can’t believe we finished dinnered island. Do you have any room left for desserted island? 1.2767 0.04363 159 123 28 8
3482 But we would lose the benefit of all the weight we have lost while here 1.2767 0.04271 159 122 30 7
3483 It seems to be a "Dessert-ed" Island. 1.2767 0.04629 159 126 22 11
3484 Once again I find myself in the nightmare I've been having ever since I started the South Beach Diet. 1.2766 0.04942 141 112 19 10
3485 Five bucks says it's the Good Ship Lollipop. 1.2766 0.04942 141 112 19 10
3486 You're never gonna believe this, but when my sister Gretel and I were kids... 1.2766 0.04400 141 107 29 5
3487 It's up to you but remember: a moment of pleasure, a lifetime of regret. 1.2766 0.04400 141 107 29 5
3488 Actually, I'm more of a salty person. 1.2766 0.04624 141 109 25 7
3489 That's what happens in a world without literacy. 1.2766 0.04624 141 109 25 7
3490 Aren't you glad we left? There's no dentist for miles. 1.2766 0.04513 141 108 27 6
3491 It’s a mirage but it cheers me up. 1.2766 0.04838 141 111 21 9
3492 Unfortunately I didn't leave room for dessert. 1.2766 0.04733 141 110 23 8
3493 That stuff will kill you. 1.2766 0.04942 141 112 19 10
3494 I prefer chutes and ladders 1.2766 0.04733 141 110 23 8
3495 Want another hit of LSD? 1.2765 0.04172 170 131 31 8
3496 Yes Lonnie, mirages can happen on water . . 1.2765 0.04088 170 130 33 7
3497 I'm betting the Good Ship Lollipop is just over the horizon. 1.2765 0.04172 170 131 31 8
3498 OK. I give up. Where's the rest of the donut? 1.2763 0.04592 152 119 24 9
3499 Looks sweet! 1.2763 0.04090 152 114 34 4
3500 Actually, this is South Beach. 1.2763 0.04592 152 119 24 9
3501 I know the grass always looks greener, but that Island looks really sweet. 1.2763 0.04496 152 118 26 8
3502 I've been there. It's just a mirage. 1.2763 0.04592 152 119 24 9
3503 We don’t have a dental plan, either. 1.2763 0.04090 152 114 34 4
3504 Where's the 'Good Ship Lollipop' when you need it? 1.2763 0.04868 152 122 18 12
3505 I don't care if it's a trap, I want that big cupcake. 1.2763 0.04195 152 115 32 5
3506 When they said Food Network was going under, I wasn't exactly expecting THIS. 1.2763 0.04195 152 115 32 5
3507 All we need is the good ship Lollipop. 1.2761 0.04784 134 104 23 7
3508 Think what it would do to your blood sugar. 1.2761 0.04543 134 102 27 5
3509 You did say you wanted to go on a sweet island vacation 1.2761 0.04784 134 104 23 7
3510 ..yeah, I hear you man...but what about the witch? 1.2761 0.04543 134 102 27 5
3511 How much do you want to bet that it's just a mirage? 1.2761 0.04543 134 102 27 5
3512 It's better than a cleanse. 1.2761 0.04784 134 104 23 7
3513 The treats are organic but the water is contaminated. I'd say it's a wash. 1.2761 0.04665 134 103 25 6
3514 Forget it. It's probably a Venus fly island. 1.2761 0.04784 134 104 23 7
3515 Kind of a bad month to go Paleo. 1.2761 0.04200 163 125 31 7
3516 ‘’Can’t we jus skip the fish, just for one night?” 1.2761 0.04200 163 125 31 7
3517 Helluva mirage, eh? 1.2761 0.04289 163 126 29 8
3518 Let’s try Coconut Island you said. Candy Island is too crowded you said. 1.2761 0.04376 163 127 27 9
3519 At least we're not stuck on that dessert island. 1.2759 0.04743 145 114 22 9
3520 It wouldn't be so bad if the sea wasn't made of chocolate syrup. 1.2759 0.04536 145 112 26 7
3521 All sugar and carbs? And your point is ...? 1.2759 0.04641 145 113 24 8
3522 I'm pretty sure it's real, because I hate candy canes. 1.2759 0.04743 145 114 22 9
3523 Sweet island dude! 1.2759 0.04429 145 111 28 6
3524 Even worse luck. You don't do gluten and I have diabetes. 1.2759 0.04429 145 111 28 6
3525 I gave up sweets for Lent. 1.2756 0.05084 127 100 19 8
3526 It may look inviting but my mother said I should never swim after eating. 1.2756 0.04959 127 99 21 7
3527 Gretel, do you think that kindly old woman on that other island is willing to share? 1.2754 0.04218 167 129 30 8
3528 Legend has it that's about where the good ship Lollipop went down. 1.2754 0.04218 167 129 30 8
3529 Do you really think those sharks put that much time and effort into such an elaborate decoy? 1.2754 0.04386 167 131 26 10
3530 I expect a massive sugar high at low tide. 1.2754 0.04687 138 107 24 7
3531 I’ve stopped going there ever since I heard they substituted sugar for high fructose corn syrup” 1.2754 0.04799 138 108 22 8
3532 We could float on the pastries and row with the candy canes 1.2754 0.04687 138 107 24 7
3533 I picked a bad time to give up sugar. 1.2754 0.04573 138 106 26 6
3534 But what if it's NOT heatstroke? 1.2752 0.04453 149 115 27 7
3535 And YOU said not to bring my swim trunks. 1.2752 0.04553 149 116 25 8
3536 Moby had one last trick up his sleeve. 1.2752 0.04843 149 119 19 11
3537 I'm not saying it was a bad pun, just easy. 1.2752 0.04349 149 114 29 6
3538 For the hundredth time, we are NOT swimming over there, Hansel 1.2752 0.04553 149 116 25 8
3539 Is it a figment of your imagination if we both see the same thing? 1.2750 0.04248 160 123 30 7
3540 Do you think we could learn to swim? 1.2750 0.04429 160 125 26 9
3541 If the sharks don't kill you the sugar will. 1.2750 0.04261 120 88 31 1
3542 You just had to fire our only flare at the Good Ship "Lollipop"... 1.2750 0.04154 160 122 32 6
3543 Guess who gets rescued first. 1.2750 0.04339 160 124 28 8
3544 You shouldn’t have thrown the lamp after your first wish didn’t appear quick enough. 1.2750 0.05546 120 97 13 10
3545 That has to be a “dessert-ed” island 1.2749 0.04151 171 132 31 8
3546 I’m stuffed unless you want to split the cheesecake. 1.2749 0.04151 171 132 31 8
3547 It may look enticing now but it's just not sustainable in the long run. 1.2748 0.04605 131 100 26 5
3548 That sure is a deserted island. 1.2748 0.05089 131 104 18 9
3549 Yeah, but then what are our chances of ever getting a dental appointment? 1.2748 0.04972 131 103 20 8
3550 If it’s real, my low carb diet is over. 1.2748 0.04730 131 101 24 6
3551 You gotta admit, that whale carcass is looking *pretty* good right now... 1.2748 0.04972 131 103 20 8
3552 I don’t know, Rob, it just looks too sweet. 1.2748 0.04342 131 98 30 3
3553 It's just a troptical illusion. 1.2748 0.04730 131 101 24 6
3554 Call me paranoid, but that seems a little too attractive. 1.2746 0.03889 142 104 37 1
3555 Do you think they have ICEs at the border? 1.2746 0.04703 142 111 23 8
3556 The thing is if we ate that, we'd die anyway! 1.2746 0.04808 142 112 21 9
3557 Sharks or gluten, tough call. 1.2746 0.04486 142 109 27 6
3558 Like...hey, man....imagine 'Gilligan's Island' meets the 'Food Network,' you know what I mean? 1.2746 0.04373 142 108 29 5
3559 Yeah, I know. Desserted Island. Hilarious. 1.2746 0.04911 142 113 19 10
3560 Are you saying I picked the wrong island? 1.2745 0.04273 153 117 30 6
3561 There’s no way to get rescued on a desserted island. 1.2745 0.04373 153 118 28 7
3562 Wouldn't it be sweet... 1.2745 0.04470 153 119 26 8
3563 I wish we had a board game. 1.2745 0.04470 153 119 26 8
3564 You choose. Die of hunger or die of diabetes? 1.2745 0.04373 153 118 28 7
3565 Looks like Christmas on Easter Island. 1.2745 0.04565 153 120 24 9
3566 I told you to book the dessert island! 1.2745 0.04928 153 124 16 13
3567 I picked the wrong week to start my diet. 1.2745 0.03960 153 114 36 3
3568 If one of us swims over, it will no longer be desserted 1.2745 0.04470 153 119 26 8
3569 Forget the currents and the sharks, that much sugar will kill ya! 1.2745 0.04565 153 120 24 9
3570 It's a trap. The last guy sank trying to swim back. 1.2745 0.04659 153 121 22 10
3571 It received 5 stars in Fodor's Stranded Island Ports of Call. 1.2745 0.04470 153 119 26 8
3572 I'd rather be on a desserted island. 1.2745 0.04373 153 118 28 7
3573 As a dentist, I consider ourselves the lucky ones. 1.2745 0.04172 153 116 32 5
3574 I wonder why the sharks put all their goodies on that island? 1.2744 0.04438 164 129 25 10
3575 This is worse than the Fyre Festival. 1.2744 0.04522 164 130 23 11
3576 You go. I am in the middle of a colon cleanse. 1.2743 0.04165 175 136 30 9
3577 I've always hated Candyland. 1.2742 0.05036 124 97 20 7
3578 And all we have are mushrooms... 1.2741 0.04635 135 104 25 6
3579 Without my glasses that hallucination looks like a big bunny. 1.2741 0.04980 135 107 19 9
3580 But it will spoil your appetite. 1.2741 0.04635 135 104 25 6
3581 It makes me wish that I had learned to swim. And that I didn't have diabetes. 1.2741 0.04514 135 103 27 5
3582 Darn. Looks like we should have spell checked our Airbnb search. 1.2741 0.04867 135 106 21 8
3583 That you think 'Airbnb should have spellcheck' is precisely how we got here. 1.2741 0.04514 135 103 27 5
3584 It was put there by the sharks. 1.2740 0.04613 146 114 24 8
3585 Mark, I think it’s fair to admit we should have splurged for the “All-Inclusive.” 1.2740 0.04813 146 116 20 10
3586 Trust me, the grass will be no greener there 1.2740 0.04403 146 112 28 6
3587 Coconuts are high in saturated fats too, you know. 1.2740 0.04613 146 114 24 8
3588 Considering what I've been reading about coconut oil, I'd say that IS the healthier choice. 1.2740 0.04183 146 110 32 4
3589 It boils down to shade vs calories 1.2740 0.04509 146 113 26 7
3590 Time for dessert island! 1.2740 0.04813 146 116 20 10
3591 I know we're starving, but I really prefer salty to sweet. 1.2739 0.04103 157 119 33 5
3592 I'm telling you, I've been over there. It's all gluten-free. 1.2739 0.04483 157 123 25 9
3593 I don't know how to explain it, my body just feels better when I cut out sugar. 1.2739 0.04391 157 122 27 8
3594 Boy, I know an illusion when I see one! 1.2739 0.04297 157 121 29 7
3595 The sharks are nothing compared to the toothache. 1.2739 0.04391 157 122 27 8
3596 We'll only go on cheat day. 1.2738 0.04111 168 129 32 7
3597 Whaddaya wanna bet they're not gluten-free? 1.2734 0.04798 128 99 23 6
3598 No way! I'd have to be on the treadmill for a week! 1.2734 0.04798 128 99 23 6
3599 Wait,you gave the genie your wish in writing? You must have forgotten the second "s." 1.2734 0.04668 128 98 25 5
3600 You go ahead...I'm vegan. 1.2734 0.04876 139 110 20 9
3601 Yes,that used to be Big Rock Candy Mountain,but now it's just Pleasure Island due to global warming! 1.2734 0.04544 139 107 26 6
3602 Are we out of floss? 1.2734 0.04768 139 109 22 8
3603 The strawberry was a mistake - it was too much. 1.2734 0.04544 139 107 26 6
3604 Burl, could this be the "Big Rock Candy Mountain ? " " Go back to sleep ,Woody. 1.2734 0.04309 139 105 30 4
3605 Empty calories, eh? 1.2734 0.04768 139 109 22 8
3606 This South Beach Diet isn't getting any easier. 1.2734 0.04982 139 111 18 10
3607 Just write the Genie back and ask for world piece. 1.2734 0.04876 139 110 20 9
3608 Ours is more of a paleo island, though 1.2734 0.04428 139 106 28 5
3609 Sure makes your eyes glaze over, doesn't it? 1.2733 0.04720 150 119 21 10
3610 I think we should complain to the zoning commission 1.2733 0.04427 150 116 27 7
3611 I think psychologists have gone too far with the marshmallow test replications. 1.2733 0.04427 150 116 27 7
3612 That reminds me; I'm going to miss my dentist appointment. 1.2733 0.04624 150 118 23 9
3613 To think, we could have been on a deserted"island. 1.2733 0.04814 150 120 19 11
3614 I can’t - I’m training for a marathon. 1.2733 0.04324 150 115 29 6
3615 I decided to throw it out because it didn't spark joy. 1.2733 0.04624 150 118 23 9
3616 I can't remember if it's two "S"s or one. 1.2733 0.04624 150 118 23 9
3617 I don’t know, I heard moving is one of the more stressful life events. 1.2733 0.04316 161 125 28 8
3618 Ted... I think you’re losing it, man. 1.2733 0.04577 161 128 22 11
3619 That's just a dessert ile. 1.2733 0.04316 161 125 28 8
3620 The addition of the sharks has meant that this is the best diet I’ve ever been on. 1.2733 0.04661 161 129 20 12
3621 I am NOT giving up my summer body. 1.2733 0.04225 161 124 30 7
3622 Good thing I'm on the small beach diet. 1.2733 0.04577 161 128 22 11
3623 Next time we use the teleportation device, let's check our spelling. 1.2733 0.04492 161 127 24 10
3624 Well if God’s so perfect, why aren’t all islands dessert-ed? 1.2727 0.05116 121 95 19 7
3625 I hear its all saccharine. 1.2727 0.04330 165 129 27 9
3626 Well, you say mirage, I say meringue”. 1.2727 0.04699 132 102 24 6
3627 I'm staying away from carbs. 1.2727 0.04314 132 99 30 3
3628 I'm starving, but I'd rather not risk a cavity. 1.2727 0.04568 143 111 25 7
3629 This was the worst time to go Paleo. 1.2727 0.04939 132 104 20 8
3630 Tom, you have made your point. Spelling is a cornerstone of civilisation... 1.2727 0.04939 132 104 20 8
3631 Someday we’ll laugh about this. 1.2727 0.04114 143 107 33 3
3632 I have to admit the sharks are getting more and more clever at disguising themselves. 1.2727 0.04674 143 112 23 8
3633 Some retirement planner you are! 1.2727 0.04568 143 111 25 7
3634 Well, it's down to you and me on, "Survivor: Paleo". 1.2727 0.04821 132 103 22 7
3635 Remind me why we came over here. 1.2727 0.04821 132 103 22 7
3636 Yes, most of the inhabitants arrived there on the Good Ship Lollipop. 1.2727 0.04148 154 117 32 5
3637 It’s our just deserts that this one’s just desert and that one’s just desserts. 1.2727 0.04458 143 110 27 6
3638 Wait till she gets out of the pool then we can just walk there. 1.2727 0.04568 143 111 25 7
3639 I had to move from there. Dentist bills were killing me. 1.2727 0.04458 143 110 27 6
3640 That won't work, I'm doing paleo. 1.2727 0.04148 154 117 32 5
3641 All for the best. My dentist said to stay away from sweets. 1.2727 0.04695 121 92 25 4
3642 You go ahead, I'm cutting back on sweets. 1.2727 0.04445 154 120 26 8
3643 You never heard of Shark Bait Island? 1.2727 0.04821 132 103 22 7
3644 I dare you to eat that entire island. 1.2727 0.04458 143 110 27 6
3645 I swear the message in my bottle said, "A raft would come in HANDY." 1.2727 0.04249 154 118 30 6
3646 Yeah, the mescalin often has that effect on you. 1.2727 0.05168 132 106 16 10
3647 But you've gotta admit, we look great. 1.2727 0.04458 143 110 27 6
3648 This is very thoughtful but I was hoping for some protein. 1.2727 0.04348 154 119 28 7
3649 I really, really hate sharks. 1.2727 0.04045 154 116 34 4
3650 Sure, you had to sail on 'The Good Ship Lollipop!' 1.2727 0.04939 132 104 20 8
3651 Nah, not worth it. A palm tree in hand is worth two donuts in the sand and I only see one donut over there. 1.2727 0.05168 132 106 16 10
3652 My Doctor said I should watch my sugar 1.2727 0.04458 143 110 27 6
3653 Ignore it, it's just a cartoonist's meme. 1.2722 0.04273 158 122 29 7
3654 Don't go. Too many ants! 1.2722 0.04458 158 124 25 9
3655 This year's Fyre Festival looks a lot more interesting 1.2722 0.04367 158 123 27 8
3656 They call it “Candy Land.” 1.2722 0.04273 158 122 29 7
3657 I heard cavity searches are mandatory for visitors 1.2721 0.04784 147 117 20 10
3658 Now you know why I told you to spell “desert” with two esses! 1.2721 0.04159 147 111 32 4
3659 Our island looked so much better in the brochure 1.2721 0.04377 147 113 28 6
3660 Bet you wish we hadn't eaten the good ship Lollipop now. 1.2721 0.04585 147 115 24 8
3661 I know it's tempting, but I've already lost five pounds on the keto diet. 1.2721 0.04159 147 111 32 4
3662 It must be a mirage. There's no way that pie is only 90 calories. 1.2721 0.04159 147 111 32 4
3663 No, unfortunately, that's just where Route 66 attractions go to die. 1.2721 0.04685 147 116 22 9
3664 You have to jump the shark to get there 1.2721 0.04482 147 114 26 7
3665 See? Once you stop eating sugar, you no longer care. 1.2721 0.04585 147 115 24 8
3666 Seriously? 1.2721 0.04377 147 113 28 6
3667 Is ours spelled with one 's', or two?" 1.2721 0.04377 147 113 28 6
3668 Tough break, with the gluten sensitivity and all. 1.2721 0.04482 147 114 26 7
3669 The sand is always sweeter on the other isle. 1.2721 0.04269 147 112 30 5
3670 They have a serious ant situation over there. 1.2721 0.04605 136 105 25 6
3671 I mean, I have high blood sugar anyway. 1.2721 0.04362 136 103 29 4
3672 Do you hear the music too? 1.2721 0.04605 136 105 25 6
3673 Well, they just didn't spark joy. 1.2721 0.04722 136 106 23 7
3674 If only we were stranded on the dessert island. 1.2721 0.04836 136 107 21 8
3675 I've heard the sharks in these waters are very clever at disguise. 1.2720 0.04454 125 94 28 3
3676 What I wouldn’t give for a chute or ladder! 1.2720 0.05000 125 98 20 7
3677 Yes, those are the remains of the Good Ship Lollipop. 1.2720 0.05128 125 99 18 8
3678 I think the Good Ship Lollipop got stranded too. 1.2720 0.04454 125 94 28 3
3679 The grass is greener here. 1.2720 0.04869 125 97 22 6
3680 Why yes, I did play Candyland when I was a child. Why do you ask? 1.2716 0.04110 162 124 32 6
3681 No, really, treats in the ocean will serve us far better than pie in the sky. 1.2715 0.04500 151 118 25 8
3682 No way, Bob, its definitely hamburgers, biscuits, and two large antennas” 1.2715 0.04299 151 116 29 6
3683 Dang, now I wish I'd taken swim lessons. 1.2715 0.04597 151 119 23 9
3684 Spelling was never my strong suit. 1.2715 0.04401 151 117 27 7
3685 Lucky for us. Refined sugar is a killer. 1.2715 0.03979 151 113 35 3
3686 I’m rethinking my low carb diet. 1.2715 0.04195 151 115 31 5
3687 good call on writing candyland in the bottle message 1.2715 0.04500 151 118 25 8
3688 Survivor Candyland...piece of cake! 1.2715 0.04500 151 118 25 8
3689 Care to join me? I've always wanted to visit a desserted island. 1.2714 0.04516 140 108 26 6
3690 The "Desert Island Diet" is harder than I thought it would be. 1.2714 0.04401 140 107 28 5
3691 A spoonful of sugar helps the loneliness go down. 1.2714 0.04282 140 106 30 4
3692 Man, that place looks sweet! 1.2714 0.04845 140 111 20 9
3693 Go ahead. But don’t say I didn’t warn you about empty calories 1.2714 0.04516 140 108 26 6
3694 Let's not get too friendly with the new neighbors. First of all, their landscaping is atrocious and if we invite them over for coffee, the next thing you know they' ll be borrowing tools and just dropping in without calling first. 1.2714 0.04516 140 108 26 6
3695 interesting,a deserted dessert island 1.2713 0.04766 129 100 23 6
3696 If only we had the good ship lollipop to get there. 1.2713 0.05014 129 102 19 8
3697 It's bait. Sharks are casting for us. 1.2713 0.04766 129 100 23 6
3698 Nah, it's not worth it. If the sharks don't get you, the diabetes will. 1.2711 0.04221 166 129 29 8
3699 Don't be fooled; it's the Trojan submarine wanting to invade our island. 1.2711 0.04554 166 133 21 12
3700 I may be sunburned, but those guys are really baked. 1.2710 0.04419 155 121 26 8
3701 I still prefer it here on the Island of Vegan Treats. 1.2710 0.04323 155 120 28 7
3702 You go on ahead, I'm gonna wait for the one with health insurance. 1.2710 0.04323 155 120 28 7
3703 What are you talking about sweetie? All I see are palm trees. 1.2710 0.04323 155 120 28 7
3704 Sure, but then you'll want to brush your teeth. 1.2710 0.04125 155 118 32 5
3705 Guess it wasn't such a great idea making the hull out of sugar too 1.2708 0.04540 144 112 25 7
3706 I’m watching my weight but you go ahead. 1.2708 0.04431 144 111 27 6
3707 Three years and we haven't even caught, much less eaten, a single kid. I'm beginning to think that witch didn't know what she was talking about 1.2708 0.04949 144 116 17 11
3708 This sugar-free diet is really killing me. 1.2708 0.04645 144 113 23 8
3709 I’m watching my carbs, but you go ahead. 1.2708 0.04207 144 109 31 4
3710 This is what a low carb diet does to mirages. 1.2708 0.04540 144 112 25 7
3711 Next time first we play CandyLand, then Battleship 1.2708 0.04645 144 113 23 8
3712 Now that's my idea of a deserted island! 1.2708 0.04850 144 115 19 10
3713 That's what's left of the Good Ship Lollipop 1.2708 0.04645 144 113 23 8
3714 I'd join you, but I want to look thin for my rescuer. 1.2708 0.04645 144 113 23 8
3715 I'm not sure how they do it- the icing never melts!! 1.2708 0.04431 144 111 27 6
3716 Remember… a lifetime on the hips. 1.2708 0.04540 144 112 25 7
3717 That used to be the summit of the big rock candy mountain. 1.2708 0.04645 144 113 23 8
3718 Meh. I prefer savory. 1.2707 0.04668 133 103 24 6
3719 It was the “Jaws Breakers” sign that stopped me from swimming over. 1.2707 0.05133 133 107 16 10
3720 Looks like we are getting rescued by the good ship lollipop 1.2707 0.05133 133 107 16 10
3721 I could sure use a quick burst of energy. 1.2707 0.04668 133 103 24 6
3722 I heard the sharks are looking for a younger diet. 1.2707 0.04544 133 102 26 5
3723 We need Chutes and Ladders to get there. 1.2707 0.04544 133 102 26 5
3724 Ted, there could be a jelly doughnut on the other side 1.2707 0.04906 133 105 20 8
3725 Yes, I get it; two esses. Very funny. 1.2705 0.04943 122 95 21 6
3726 You say deserted, I say desserted. What’s the dif? 1.2704 0.04342 159 124 27 8
3727 Has anyone escaped this godforsaken island?" "Yeah it was a piece of cake! 1.2703 0.04351 148 114 28 6
3728 That witch from Hansel and Gretel...she’s offering “thrilling” getaways on her private island. 1.2703 0.04456 148 115 26 7
3729 I swear it's closer! 1.2703 0.04244 148 113 30 5
3730 Maybe I should have voted 'remain' 1.2703 0.04657 148 117 22 9
3731 Remember, carbs are your worst enemy. 1.2703 0.04244 148 113 30 5
3732 If we swim over there, we’ll have to wait half an hour before eating anything. 1.2703 0.04351 148 114 28 6
3733 I finally understand what it is to be desserted. 1.2703 0.04657 148 117 22 9
3734 Maybe we should rethink that paleo diet? 1.2701 0.03749 174 131 39 4
3735 Just my luck, a dentist had to row me to shore. 1.2701 0.04247 174 137 27 10
3736 No, that's not Tahiti its the lost island of Diabetes." 1.2701 0.05129 137 111 15 11
3737 Shall we go for it, even though it is a mirage? 1.2701 0.04576 137 106 25 6
3738 Ever been to a desserted island before? 1.2701 0.04691 137 107 23 7
3739 It looks appealing, but the parking is terrible. 1.2701 0.04335 137 104 29 4
3740 It's OK for a day or two, but I'm more of a Chutes and Ladders guy. 1.2701 0.04804 137 108 21 8
3741 Why do you keep calling me Hansel? 1.2701 0.04335 137 104 29 4
3742 Take your pick. Starvation or going off your Keto diet. 1.2701 0.04915 137 109 19 9
3743 Ignore it... it's just Fantasy Island 1.2701 0.04576 137 106 25 6
3744 Ever tried swimming in chocolate? 1.2701 0.04576 137 106 25 6
3745 So do you think minimalism was a good choice 1.2701 0.04804 137 108 21 8
3746 I'm on a diet anyway. 1.2699 0.04179 163 126 30 7
3747 If I was stuck on a dessert island, I would bring... 1.2699 0.04357 163 128 26 9
3748 Looks like I picked the wrong week to give up sweets. 1.2699 0.03994 163 124 34 5
3749 I'd prefer a yellow submarine. 1.2699 0.04179 163 126 30 7
3750 I'm more a savory kind of guy. 1.2697 0.04275 152 117 29 6
3751 Don't believe it. The grass always looks greener on another island! 1.2697 0.04275 152 117 29 6
3752 Those little round things are skulls. 1.2697 0.04375 152 118 27 7
3753 I still say, they should have invited us.. 1.2696 0.04674 115 87 25 3
3754 Say it with me: 'Empty calories; nothing to see here." 1.2695 0.04256 141 107 30 4
3755 At last we know what happened to Amelia Earhart! 1.2695 0.04374 141 108 28 5
3756 Who cares if it’s one “s” or two, you said 1.2695 0.05021 141 114 16 11
3757 Stay strong, man, just two more weeks till swimsuit season. 1.2695 0.04815 141 112 20 9
3758 The wreck of the good ship Lollipop still haunts my dreams. 1.2695 0.04488 141 109 26 6
3759 But ours is all inclusive. 1.2695 0.04374 141 108 28 5
3760 You’re the one that wanted to play “Chutes and Ladders,” and not “Candyland.” 1.2695 0.04488 141 109 26 6
3761 It would have gone straight to my hips anyway. 1.2695 0.04256 141 107 30 4
3762 You want ants! That's how get ants. 1.2695 0.04919 141 113 18 10
3763 It used to be part of a golf course but then the president was impeached and now they'll do anything to draw customers 1.2695 0.04708 141 111 22 8
3764 I’m not going to undo months of Soulcycle in a moment of weakness Gary! 1.2695 0.04919 141 113 18 10
3765 Just our luck, you can’t swim and I’m on Atkins. 1.2695 0.04488 141 109 26 6
3766 Let's save it for dessert. 1.2695 0.04374 141 108 28 5
3767 Damn autocorrect! I typed "dessert island." 1.2695 0.04199 167 130 29 8
3768 Quit humming Big Rock Candy Mountain 1.2692 0.04487 156 123 24 9
3769 A dessert Island or a big rock candy mountain, I’d guess. 1.2692 0.04979 130 103 19 8
3770 Oh. You wanted the desserted island! 1.2692 0.04606 130 100 25 5
3771 How come we didn’t get marooned on a dessert island? 1.2692 0.04979 130 103 19 8
3772 I told you it wasn't a typo. 1.2692 0.04734 130 101 23 6
3773 I’m gluten sensitive, lactose intolerant, and I can’t swim. Is that reason enough? 1.2692 0.04487 156 123 24 9
3774 I told you Bill, that island isn't Paleo 1.2692 0.04734 130 101 23 6
3775 Yes, it's tempting, but the sugar and cholesterol could kill you. 1.2692 0.04339 130 98 29 3
3776 If only one of us could swim! 1.2692 0.04202 156 120 30 6
3777 I don’t think the Oompa-Loompas can help us, Mr. Wonka.... 1.2690 0.04132 171 133 30 8
3778 First the Titanic, then the Good Ship Lollipop. 1.2690 0.04617 145 114 23 8
3779 It may be hard to reach, but I bet it tastes as good as it looks. 1.2690 0.04617 145 114 23 8
3780 Wednesday is my mirage cheat day. 1.2690 0.04720 145 115 21 9
3781 Yes, but think of the carbs... 1.2690 0.04405 145 112 27 6
3782 I wouldn’t trust it- I don’t see any tiramisu. 1.2690 0.04617 145 114 23 8
3783 As hallucinations go, that’s a cruel one. 1.2690 0.04512 145 113 25 7
3784 Twist of fate I guess. All that, but we have the coconut. 1.2690 0.04512 145 113 25 7
3785 And if it turns out to be a mirage? 1.2690 0.04512 145 113 25 7
3786 I used to live there before I went vegan. 1.2690 0.04617 145 114 23 8
3787 Imagine being stranded on a dessert island instead. 1.2690 0.04617 145 114 23 8
3788 I 'd trade empty calories for shade any day. 1.2690 0.04820 145 116 19 10
3789 It looks closer than it is. 1.2690 0.04295 145 111 29 5
3790 Next time wish for a dessert island. 1.2689 0.04877 119 92 22 5
3791 Go ahead. I’m the one with diabetes. 1.2689 0.05297 119 95 16 8
3792 Boy, if only we weren't vegan. 1.2688 0.04497 160 127 23 10
3793 I told you to get a travel agent that could spell 1.2688 0.04226 160 124 29 7
3794 I guess global warming does have a sweet side to it. 1.2688 0.04132 160 123 31 6
3795 Well, somebody got to pick more than 3 things to have on their desert island. 1.2688 0.04409 160 126 25 9
3796 I know you're no-sugar-no-flour, but you know how to swim. 1.2687 0.04873 134 106 20 8
3797 I'm holding out for more chocolate. 1.2687 0.04987 134 107 18 9
3798 Should we be worried about what happens to sea level when the Sno Caps melt? 1.2687 0.04757 134 105 22 7
3799 I wish we could have a vegan mirage. 1.2687 0.04389 134 102 28 4
3800 You go, I've never had much of a sweet tooth. 1.2685 0.05520 108 86 15 7
3801 Nah. I'm more of a savory kinda guy. 1.2685 0.04111 149 113 32 4
3802 It might be the Big Rock Candy Mountain. After all, we got here by climbing a mountain to escape the rising oceans. 1.2685 0.04219 149 114 30 5
3803 What do you think of the latest mirage? 1.2685 0.04326 149 115 28 6
3804 Why couldn’t we be stranded on a dessert island? 1.2685 0.04629 149 118 22 9
3805 The second 's' is silent 1.2685 0.04629 149 118 22 9
3806 No thanks. I’m watching my carbs. 1.2685 0.04326 149 115 28 6
3807 You said you wanted me alone on a "desert" island - genie's got a twisted sense of humor. 1.2683 0.04770 123 95 23 5
3808 Good thing it's my cheat day." 1.2683 0.04246 164 128 28 8
3809 Are we, as an island, truly past autocorrect jokes? 1.2683 0.05172 123 98 17 8
3810 Don't do it man... You're in Ketosis. 1.2683 0.03973 164 125 34 5
3811 That coconut we shared was laced with LSD 1.2681 0.04546 138 107 25 6
3812 Too bad we weren’t desserted on that island. 1.2681 0.04546 138 107 25 6
3813 I think you’re sugarcoating the merits of swimming to another island. 1.2681 0.04308 138 105 29 4
3814 It’s tempting, but we’ll spoil our appetites. 1.2681 0.04429 138 106 27 5
3815 That's nothing--wait 'til you see the mirage with the babes in it! 1.2681 0.04183 138 104 31 3
3816 Don't be fooled. That is the infamous and lethal confectionfish. 1.2680 0.04544 153 121 23 9
3817 Looks like another Trump campaign trick. 1.2680 0.04819 153 124 17 12
3818 Oh, man! We must’ve been asleep when the Good Ship Lollipop sailed past! 1.2680 0.04448 153 120 25 8
3819 It's obviously a complex mirage. 1.2680 0.04637 153 122 21 10
3820 Forget it, Bob -- it's all empty calories. 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
3821 After all we have been through, we deserve to have our cake and eat it too. 1.2679 0.04003 168 129 33 6
3822 Well... I'm glad we managed to escape that 1.2677 0.04534 127 97 26 4
3823 No one is looking. 1.2677 0.04670 127 98 24 5
3824 If you gain the weight back, I am moving to the other side of this Island 1.2677 0.04802 127 99 22 6
3825 It's probably just a 'Hansel and Gretel' ploy from the local cannibals! 1.2677 0.04930 127 100 20 7
3826 It all looks better everywhere else 1.2676 0.04571 142 111 24 7
3827 It could be where The Good Ship Lollipop was shipwrecked. 1.2676 0.04571 142 111 24 7
3828 For the last time, Mark, eating the candy cane first would be a stupid choice. 1.2676 0.04460 142 110 26 6
3829 Yesterday, I imagined sushi. Oh, wait ... 1.2676 0.04679 142 112 22 8
3830 Bali Pie awaits us. 1.2675 0.04553 157 125 22 10
3831 They say the sand is always sweeter on the other island. 1.2675 0.04462 157 124 24 9
3832 All those Hollywood types said the Sno-Caps would have melted by now. 1.2675 0.04553 157 125 22 10
3833 Maybe Candy Island is real, and the sharks are a mirage? 1.2675 0.04370 157 123 26 8
3834 I never quite got the hang of where and wear either. 1.2675 0.04462 157 124 24 9
3835 I'd swim over in a minute if there were mixed nuts. 1.2675 0.04275 157 122 28 7
3836 It looks okay but I’m really craving coconut. 1.2675 0.04179 157 121 30 6
3837 And you're a dentist, you say? 1.2675 0.04553 157 125 22 10
3838 Did your wife sign you up for the Weight Watchers' retreat too? 1.2672 0.04445 131 100 27 4
3839 Aw..why couldn't we have been marooned on that desserted island? 1.2672 0.04825 131 103 21 7
3840 Don't believe it. Our palm tree's a mirage too, y'know. 1.2672 0.04825 131 103 21 7
3841 Yeah, right. A desserted isle!" 1.2672 0.05063 131 105 17 9
3842 Well it’s a shorter swim than the buffet was. 1.2672 0.04575 131 101 25 5
3843 It figures - we’re stuck here when we could have been stranded on a desserted island instead. 1.2672 0.04702 131 102 23 6
3844 Maybe we could spend the winter there. 1.2672 0.04575 131 101 25 5
3845 I'm really missing that extra 's'. 1.2672 0.04945 131 104 19 8
3846 If we had only done some advance planning like our neighbors, The Wonkas. 1.2672 0.04945 131 104 19 8
3847 I heard Sammy Davis Jr. liked to stay there 1.2671 0.04378 146 113 27 6
3848 Too bad we picked "desert island" instead of "dessert island" 1.2671 0.04790 146 117 19 10
3849 Wish we had forks. 1.2671 0.04485 146 114 25 7
3850 How was I supposed to know the difference? 1.2671 0.04485 146 114 25 7
3851 Remember how bored you got playing that game with your kid? 1.2671 0.04485 146 114 25 7
3852 You know, sometimes I think you need glasses. That's a humpback whale, my friend. 1.2671 0.04589 146 115 23 8
3853 Just my luck, nothing vegan. 1.2671 0.04691 146 116 21 9
3854 No, you go ahead...I'm trying to watch my weight. 1.2671 0.04378 146 113 27 6
3855 Marie Antoinette comes to mind... 1.2671 0.04042 146 110 33 3
3856 Because dessert islands are bad for your teeth. 1.2671 0.04042 146 110 33 3
3857 Enough,already! You were right. We shouldn't have booked passage on the Good Ship Lollipop! 1.2671 0.04485 146 114 25 7
3858 Well...our strict coconut diet is actually much more healthy. 1.2671 0.04295 161 126 27 8
3859 I told you we should have taken “The Good Ship Lollipop” 1.2671 0.04384 161 127 25 9
3860 Sorry, I'm on a diet. 1.2667 0.04726 135 106 22 7
3861 When I flipped the Card it said "go back to start" . . . What's your story? 1.2667 0.04403 150 117 26 7
3862 At least this island is low-fat. 1.2667 0.04223 165 129 28 8
3863 It could be a trick, sugar doesn't float. 1.2667 0.04045 165 127 32 6
3864 Yes, I'd rather be stranded in the dessert aisle. 1.2667 0.04504 150 118 24 8
3865 But my doctor told me to limit the sugar in my diet. 1.2667 0.04232 135 102 30 3
3866 I thought you said Caribbean, not Carb-Island. 1.2667 0.04087 150 114 32 4
3867 Good thing I can't swim...I'm diabetic. 1.2667 0.04504 150 118 24 8
3868 A good ship ran aground on that island. 1.2667 0.04403 150 117 26 7
3869 Sweet place but the taxes will kill you. 1.2667 0.04954 135 108 18 9
3870 Didn't know there was such a thing as a dessert island" Vince Creo, Madison, N 1.2667 0.04726 135 106 22 7
3871 Being surrounded by a sea of caramel lessens the attraction. 1.2667 0.04403 150 117 26 7
3872 The nightmares began on day 17 of Whole30 . . . 1.2667 0.04135 165 128 30 7
3873 What's the one thing you would take with you if you were trapped on a dessert island? 1.2667 0.04726 135 106 22 7
3874 Our break is over. Let's go back. 1.2663 0.04239 169 133 27 9
3875 That was sweet. Now let's bring back to the one with the women. 1.2663 0.03982 169 130 33 6
3876 I'm thinking it might be a trap. 1.2662 0.04125 154 118 31 5
3877 I know, right? What are the odds we'd both have blood sugar issues? 1.2662 0.03913 154 116 35 3
3878 I’m betting it’s a sea monster. But, you’re the optimist, go for it! 1.2662 0.04517 154 122 23 9
3879 Off by one "S"... 1.2662 0.04125 154 118 31 5
3880 Now that's a Dessert-ed Island I would NOT mind being stranded on 1.2662 0.04423 154 121 25 8
3881 Well, we get to see where bonbons play on the sunny beach of Peppermint Bay 1.2662 0.04226 154 119 29 6
3882 Don't be fooled - all that stuff is bad for you. 1.2662 0.04423 154 121 25 8
3883 And I thought this island was deserted. 1.2662 0.04226 154 119 29 6
3884 If we both concentrate real hard maybe we can make it drift over here 1.2662 0.04226 154 119 29 6
3885 I'd love to but sweets make me breakout. 1.2662 0.04226 154 119 29 6
3886 On the plus side, we get unlimited salad bar. 1.2662 0.04226 154 119 29 6
3887 I'm not falling for that witch's trick again. 1.2662 0.04879 154 126 15 13
3888 And that was the end of the good ship Lollipop ... 1.2662 0.04423 154 121 25 8
3889 Stanley, this is not the visualization that we agreed upon... 1.2662 0.04632 139 109 23 7
3890 The theme park hallucination was better. 1.2662 0.04518 139 108 25 6
3891 You said the palm tree looked closer 1.2662 0.04852 139 111 19 9
3892 I'm just worried about what my dentist would say. 1.2662 0.04743 139 110 21 8
3893 According to legend it was once inhabited by a tribe of misfit toys. This is all that's left of their civilization. 1.2662 0.04632 139 109 23 7
3894 And if they're not sugar free? 1.2662 0.04518 139 108 25 6
3895 Now THAT is definitely fake news. 1.2662 0.04743 139 110 21 8
3896 But when it’s gone, it’s gone! 1.2662 0.04632 139 109 23 7
3897 There should be enough fat in that donut to float us to at least Hawaii 1.2662 0.04157 139 105 31 3
3898 Maybe it’s an illusion, but if I see Sammy Davis Jr., I’m swimming over! 1.2662 0.04958 139 112 17 10
3899 Still... No milk. 1.2661 0.04737 124 96 23 5
3900 I just don’t think this is the best week to go Keto. 1.2658 0.03853 158 119 36 3
3901 Hey, now that is a Desert Island! 1.2658 0.04527 158 126 22 10
3902 I’m starting to regret we went with the paleo option 1.2658 0.04345 158 124 26 8
3903 What happened to the eight guys who swam over? 1.2658 0.03853 158 119 36 3
3904 It's better to eat nothing than junk food, right? 1.2658 0.04155 158 122 30 6
3905 Out of all the places for the North Pole to shift... 1.2658 0.04345 158 124 26 8
3906 I knew I should have used spell-check... 1.2657 0.04320 143 110 28 5
3907 The diet requires some self control, but I don't think that should be much of a problem. 1.2657 0.04086 143 108 32 3
3908 Did we really pay extra for this view? 1.2657 0.04433 143 111 26 6
3909 Welcome to Diabetes Island. 1.2657 0.04650 143 113 22 8
3910 I bet it's owned by a politician. 1.2657 0.04543 143 112 24 7
3911 I suspect Amelia Earhart died from diabetes. 1.2657 0.04650 143 113 22 8
3912 I don’t even know what’s real anymore. They could be ‘alternative snacks’. 1.2657 0.04320 143 110 28 5
3913 What I wish is for you to grow up 1.2657 0.04205 143 109 30 4
3914 Desert, one S. Dessert, 2 S's. And you think spelling doesn't matter." 1.2657 0.04433 143 111 26 6
3915 I've never fully appreciated that game until now. 1.2657 0.04320 143 110 28 5
3916 Pretty sweet, dude. 1.2657 0.04086 143 108 32 3
3917 I'm trying to decide if it's worth the calories. 1.2657 0.04086 143 108 32 3
3918 I'm sorry. I really thought it was spelled with one "s." 1.2657 0.04543 143 112 24 7
3919 ... we shouldn't have banished Willy! 1.2656 0.04769 128 100 22 6
3920 I actually don’t even like sweets. 1.2656 0.04638 128 99 24 5
3921 Damn, I wish we could swim. 1.2656 0.04503 128 98 26 4
3922 I'm disappointed. I thought the good ship Lollypop stopped there. 1.2653 0.04458 147 115 25 7
3923 He's just trying to compete with the good ship Lollipop! 1.2653 0.04133 147 112 31 4
3924 It would have never occurred to me that climate change would mean we'd die and go to Candy Land. 1.2653 0.04662 147 117 21 9
3925 Go ahead. I'm fasting this week. 1.2653 0.04244 147 113 29 5
3926 You didn't tell me that you had ordered ile flottante for dessert. 1.2653 0.04662 147 117 21 9
3927 Honestly, I would have preferred the dessert'd one. 1.2653 0.04244 147 113 29 5
3928 Well Ralph, we finally bonded. We're having the same hallucination! 1.2653 0.04352 147 114 27 6
3929 You know, that there dessert island was once a PIEninsula. 1.2653 0.04561 147 116 23 8
3930 The punishment was all the more cruel because of their coconut allergy. 1.2653 0.04352 147 114 27 6
3931 And my third wish was I chose you. 1.2653 0.04352 147 114 27 6
3932 We should have done a more thorough Air B&B search for this "island seclusion" trip. 1.2653 0.04244 147 113 29 5
3933 That figures, we’ve been pulling up Swedish fish for weeks. 1.2653 0.04458 147 115 25 7
3934 Let's just call GrubHub. 1.2652 0.04793 132 104 21 7
3935 Darn, I wanted the pizza delivered first. 1.2652 0.04670 132 103 23 6
3936 I moved over here when my A1C reached the danger level. 1.2652 0.04283 132 100 29 3
3937 And me without a toothbrush. 1.2652 0.04416 132 101 27 4
3938 I finally understand the 'Medicare for all' debate. 1.2652 0.04670 132 103 23 6
3939 Is dessert-ed a word? 1.2652 0.04670 132 103 23 6
3940 No thanks, I'm borderline diabetic. 1.2651 0.04113 166 129 30 7
3941 “Here comes the good ship
Lollipop.” 1.2651 0.04201 166 130 28 8
3942 The Joneses just have different tastes than we do. 1.2649 0.04378 151 118 26 7
3943 The cruelty of it all is that I lost my toothbrush. 1.2649 0.04477 151 119 24 8
3944 Desert or dessert? 1.2649 0.04477 151 119 24 8
3945 Trust me: once you’ve been on the No Sugar diet a month, the cravings will go away. 1.2649 0.04477 151 119 24 8
3946 Damn. I was wishing for The Good Ship Lollipop! 1.2649 0.04275 151 117 28 6
3947 Next year ,5 star all inclusive. 1.2649 0.04378 151 118 26 7
3948 Of course it’s a funny looking rescue ship, so what ? 1.2649 0.04275 151 117 28 6
3949 When you type “dessert island” instead of “desert island” 1.2649 0.04171 151 116 30 5
3950 I'm really starting to hate Martha Stewart. 1.2649 0.04575 151 120 22 9
3951 I don't think I'm gluten free anymore. 1.2649 0.04064 151 115 32 4
3952 Fyre Fest VII will be different, you said... 1.2647 0.04810 136 108 20 8
3953 Funny...The only difference between here and there is an 's'. 1.2647 0.04577 136 106 24 6
3954 PAY NO ATTENTION, IT'S ONLY THE SHARKS. THEY'RE JUST TRYING TO SUCKER US IN. 1.2647 0.04577 136 106 24 6
3955 Dessert island not desert island! 1.2647 0.04577 136 106 24 6
3956 Yes! For the last time, ''dessert island' - I get it! 1.2647 0.04695 136 107 22 7
3957 Well? Still glad you didn't cash in the extra 10 thousand miles? 1.2647 0.04457 136 105 26 5
3958 Why are you looking at the other survivors like that?" 1.2647 0.04695 136 107 22 7
3959 Maybe Mom was right about swim lessons coming in handy one day. 1.2645 0.04102 155 119 31 5
3960 I told you "dessert" has two S's! 1.2645 0.04492 155 123 23 9
3961 Yes but it wasnt MY new years resolution 1.2645 0.03998 155 118 33 4
3962 It's not a mirage. It's pre-production for Season 38 - Survivor: Candy Land. 1.2645 0.04492 155 123 23 9
3963 Figures that would appear right after I give up sugar for Lent. 1.2645 0.04397 155 122 25 8
3964 I would.... but I really want to stick with this gluten-free diet. 1.2645 0.04202 155 120 29 6
3965 This reminds me of the view of the city from my place in Jersey. 1.2645 0.04397 155 122 25 8
3966 I guess we're not the only things baking in this sun 1.2645 0.04492 155 123 23 9
3967 Diabetes or starvation? You decide. 1.2645 0.04202 155 120 29 6
3968 Let's do another juice cleanse instead. 1.2645 0.04660 121 93 24 4
3969 Now that's what I call all inclusive. 1.2644 0.04069 174 136 30 8
3970 They’re killing themselves with that stuff. 1.2644 0.04069 174 136 30 8
3971 I've been having these bizarre dreams about Shirley Temple lately. 1.2643 0.04602 140 110 23 7
3972 My nutritionist always said sweets would be my undoing. 1.2643 0.04602 140 110 23 7
3973 I get that, but there are rare circumstances when bad carbs are actually good carbs. 1.2643 0.04713 140 111 21 8
3974 The joke is on the sharks, we're diabetic. 1.2643 0.04602 140 110 23 7
3975 I don't think it's worth the calories. 1.2643 0.04254 140 107 29 4
3976 We’ve the wrong kind of dessert island 1.2643 0.04489 140 109 25 6
3977 I thought the island was deserted, not desserted. 1.2643 0.04602 140 110 23 7
3978 maybe so, but I'm still going for it. 1.2643 0.04373 140 108 27 5
3979 Trevor actually got a little over half way. 1.2643 0.04373 140 108 27 5
3980 Ok, let’s go, but remember the one bite rule! 1.2643 0.04373 140 108 27 5
3981 So? The appetizer, soup and entree atolls were also buffet style. 1.2643 0.04821 140 112 19 9
3982 This is what's left from the Good Ship Lollipop? 1.2643 0.04821 140 112 19 9
3983 You called Uber Eats and all you could think of was to order a dessert tray? 1.2642 0.04133 159 123 30 6
3984 Wish we were on the misspelled island. 1.2640 0.04163 178 141 27 10
3985 Candyland always looked more inviting in the board game. 1.2640 0.04970 125 99 19 7
3986 Did we miss the entr'ee? 1.2640 0.04564 125 96 25 4
3987 Too bad you're off sugar. 1.2639 0.04294 144 111 28 5
3988 I will swim for cake. You? 1.2639 0.04180 144 110 30 4
3989 It’s all yours. I’m on a low sugar diet. 1.2639 0.04180 144 110 30 4
3990 Funny, usually there's a swarm of people around the dessert island. 1.2639 0.04621 144 114 22 8
3991 It's a mirage or alternatively perhaps we are. 1.2638 0.04066 163 126 31 6
3992 It's called Christmas Island for a reason. 1.2638 0.04336 163 129 25 9
3993 I said "desserted island", not "deserted island"! 1.2638 0.04508 163 131 21 11
3994 Is that what a wall looks like? 1.2636 0.04607 129 100 24 5
3995 Looks like the Good Ship Lollypop hit a sandbar. 1.2636 0.05105 129 104 16 9
3996 I've heard of mirage, but never meringue. 1.2636 0.04736 129 101 22 6
3997 Three more days till I complete my Sugar Free January! 1.2636 0.04336 129 98 28 3
3998 "Tell me the difference between 'there,' 'they're' and 'their' and then I'll believe you MEANT to choose this island." 1.2636 0.04862 129 102 20 7
3999 Feh! I'm more of a meat and potatoes guy myself. 1.2636 0.04194 129 97 30 2
4000 My teeth hurt 1.2636 0.04473 129 99 26 4
4001 I remember before global warming there used to be a land bridge 1.2635 0.04326 148 115 27 6
4002 Christmas Island no doubt. 1.2635 0.04219 148 114 29 5
4003 Sometimes I wish I weren't on the Paleo Diet.... 1.2635 0.04431 148 116 25 7
4004 Our good luck! We’ve landed right by the big rock candy atoll. 1.2635 0.04634 148 118 21 9
4005 I hear they die young... but happy. 1.2635 0.04534 148 117 23 8
4006 Look at it this way: our island is deserted too. 1.2635 0.04431 148 116 25 7
4007 For want of an “s” we starve. 1.2635 0.04534 148 117 23 8
4008 On the bright side, we'll have plenty of time to study that list of commonly misspelled words. 1.2635 0.04634 148 118 21 9
4009 Dessert Island,so near,yet so far. 1.2635 0.04108 148 113 31 4
4010 Milk and honey” was so 3,600 years ago. 1.2635 0.04219 148 114 29 5
4011 It's gotta be real, mirages are only in cartoons. 1.2635 0.04326 148 115 27 6
4012 The island is always sweeter on the other side of the channel. 1.2635 0.03995 148 112 33 3
4013 Why couldn’t we be stuck on a dessert-ed island? 1.2635 0.04431 148 116 25 7
4014 I'm ready to take the bitter with the sweet 1.2635 0.04534 148 117 23 8
4015 NOW can we invent a boat? 1.2635 0.04326 148 115 27 6
4016 I've always dreamed of getting to the Big Rock Candy Island. 1.2635 0.04326 148 115 27 6
4017 The cartoonist thinks he's funny. It's––DESSERTED. 1.2635 0.04534 148 117 23 8
4018 We had a choice.. sugar or palm oil. No point having second thoughts. 1.2635 0.04634 148 118 21 9
4019 Ah, sweet redemption. 1.2635 0.04431 148 116 25 7
4020 No carrot cake, bummer. 1.2635 0.04326 148 115 27 6
4021 That'll wreak havoc with our Paleo diet. 1.2635 0.04348 167 133 24 10
4022 Let's go there for our honeymoon. 1.2632 0.04147 152 117 30 5
4023 And we have to be on the desert island! 1.2632 0.04451 152 120 24 8
4024 I can’t eat all that junk food. 1.2632 0.04994 133 107 17 9
4025 What are you in the mood for? 1.2632 0.04147 152 117 30 5
4026 I know it is close but I have never been much for sweets. 1.2632 0.04251 152 118 28 6
4027 You know it could just be cannibals teasing us. 1.2632 0.04119 133 100 31 2
4028 Sometimes I wish I wasn’t a vegan. 1.2632 0.04761 133 105 21 7
4029 It happened this morning. The ship was the SS Lollypop. 1.2632 0.04451 152 120 24 8
4030 So Gretel, what are the chances? 1.2632 0.04515 133 103 25 5
4031 As your dentist, i have to recommend you not to do it. 1.2632 0.04451 152 120 24 8
4032 These 'pop-up' stores are getting out of hand. 1.2632 0.04387 133 102 27 4
4033 Look on the bright side — at least we won’t die from diabetes. 1.2632 0.04640 133 104 23 6
4034 We should have sailed with the Good Ship Lollipop! 1.2632 0.04640 133 104 23 6
4035 Guess we picked the wrong time to go paleo. 1.2632 0.04147 152 117 30 5
4036 We should open a dentist hut 1.2632 0.04515 133 103 25 5
4037 You'd think we would've crashed over there. 1.2632 0.04548 152 121 22 9
4038 We picked the wrong week to quit sugar. 1.2629 0.03967 175 136 32 7
4039 Once it has cooled down we can swim across the hot chocolate and get somthing to eat.... 1.2629 0.04208 175 139 26 10
4040 I call this the Island Diet 1.2628 0.04277 156 122 27 7
4041 I would have much preferred a Tapas Isle to a Dessert Isle. 1.2628 0.04466 156 124 23 9
4042 I could really go for a burger right now. 1.2628 0.04277 156 122 27 7
4043 Had to forget the extra S, didn’t you, Bob? 1.2628 0.04998 137 111 16 10
4044 Yet another mirage on the rocks. 1.2628 0.04179 137 104 30 3
4045 I hear they’re building a wall and we’re paying for it. 1.2628 0.04778 137 109 20 8
4046 Hey - Desert island. Dessert Island. It's close. Give me a break. 1.2628 0.03914 137 102 34 1
4047 Might be time to rethink your paleo diet. 1.2628 0.04428 137 106 26 5
4048 Would it still be deserted if we were on it? 1.2628 0.04428 137 106 26 5
4049 Well, we're out of coconuts, you want to try swimming over to that dessert island? 1.2628 0.04665 137 108 22 7
4050 I dunno...I've been trying to cut back on sugar. 1.2628 0.04548 137 107 24 6
4051 Ya, and just over the horizon is Rock Candy Mountain. 1.2628 0.04306 137 105 28 4
4052 I guess it's a desert island. 1.2628 0.04998 137 111 16 10
4053 Over there, I heard the tribal council does not judge. 1.2628 0.04428 137 106 26 5
4054 This is when I hate the gluten-free thing. 1.2625 0.04013 160 123 32 5
4055 I've heard of crash diets, but this is ridiculous. 1.2625 0.04205 160 125 28 7
4056 I never envisioned Candyland as an island, did you? 1.2625 0.04013 160 123 32 5
4057 If I knew it was gluten-free I'd swim for it 1.2625 0.04205 160 125 28 7
4058 It's probably all made from soy. 1.2625 0.04205 160 125 28 7
4059 I don't think we're dressed for it 1.2625 0.04388 160 127 24 9
4060 Well at least we have something to look forward to. 1.2625 0.04205 160 125 28 7
4061 Darn that autocorrect! 1.2624 0.04346 141 109 27 5
4062 You go. I'm doing Atkins. 1.2624 0.04574 141 111 23 7
4063 The crew of the Good Ship Lollipop trashed it. 1.2624 0.04790 141 113 19 9
4064 This is better then TV, yesterday it was a bikini contest! 1.2624 0.04461 141 110 25 6
4065 Any chance you're a dentist? 1.2624 0.04790 141 113 19 9
4066 Its so retro. 1.2624 0.04461 141 110 25 6
4067 I told you The Good Ship Lollipop wasn’t a good choice for our vacation. 1.2624 0.04683 141 112 21 8
4068 On the bright side, your cholesterol levels are fabulous. 1.2624 0.04228 141 108 29 4
4069 You really see it too? 1.2624 0.04683 141 112 21 8
4070 No, you meant a dessert-ed island? Hilarious, Universe. 1.2624 0.04574 141 111 23 7
4071 But no, Big Rock Candy Mountain wasn't good enough for you. You had to insist on a cruise. 1.2624 0.04228 141 108 29 4
4072 ...if only I’d paid attention in spelling class! 1.2624 0.04574 141 111 23 7
4073 Don’t go there. It’s the modern Circe’s island. You eat, turn fat and orange, and start spouting nonsensical policy ideas like the need to dissolve the post WW2 western alliance. 1.2623 0.05180 122 98 16 8
4074 I’d settle for the Good Ship Lollipop. 1.2623 0.05047 122 97 18 7
4075 Looks really good, but I gave up sweets for lent. 1.2622 0.03951 164 126 33 5
4076 Remember, Palm Beach Diet 1.2622 0.03951 164 126 33 5
4077 Moses....At low tide we walk! 1.2621 0.04379 145 113 26 6
4078 ...but is it a rescue, or just another alien-abduction trick? 1.2621 0.04268 145 112 28 5
4079 You see, I always knew in my heart the Candyland was a real place. 1.2621 0.04487 145 114 24 7
4080 I mean sure, that's nice if you go for that sort of thing. 1.2621 0.04268 145 112 28 5
4081 Do you think they have anything that is lactose and gluten free? 1.2621 0.04487 145 114 24 7
4082 Do you have to be getting back, or shall I pour you a glass of wine? 1.2621 0.04593 145 115 22 8
4083 Can we use this homophone to call for help? 1.2621 0.04487 145 114 24 7
4084 Ready for another swim? 1.2621 0.04379 145 113 26 6
4085 Nah, I’m trying to cut back on carbs. 1.2621 0.04155 145 111 30 4
4086 They’re survivors from the Good Ship Lollipop 1.2621 0.04797 145 117 18 10
4087 Is it possible you misspelled the destination? I think a dessert island sounds like more fun. 1.2621 0.04379 145 113 26 6
4088 Do you think they’re made with organic, fair trade sugar? 1.2619 0.04935 126 100 19 7
4089 Oh man, I think my insulin went down with the ship! 1.2619 0.04533 126 97 25 4
4090 Diabetic huh? Bummer. 1.2619 0.04157 168 132 28 8
4091 Do you think our kids will be upset if we don't save them anything? 1.2617 0.04301 149 116 27 6
4092 I'll go over first..... 1.2617 0.04194 149 115 29 5
4093 Go figure. Germs everywhere. Look at that half-eaten donut. 1.2617 0.04301 149 116 27 6
4094 You say "desert." I say "dessert." Desert, dessert, desert, dessert. Let’s call the whole thing off! 1.2617 0.04507 149 118 23 8
4095 I'm here to study the predatory strategies of giant mollusks. You? 1.2617 0.04704 149 120 19 10
4096 How it feels in the first week while dieting 1.2617 0.04405 149 117 25 7
4097 Mirage or not..you're diabetic. 1.2617 0.04405 149 117 25 7
4098 Is that one 's' or two? 1.2617 0.04507 149 118 23 8
4099 Seems like spelling _did_ count. 1.2617 0.04893 149 122 15 12
4100 It's a vegan bakery - don't bother. 1.2617 0.04606 149 119 21 9
4101 I see it. Do you see it, too? 1.2617 0.04085 149 114 31 4
4102 And the rising seas, Killed the cigarette trees and the lemonade springs Where no bluebirds sing In the Big Rock Candy Mountains! 1.2617 0.04405 149 117 25 7
4103 Now you have children designing their own submarines. 1.2617 0.04194 149 115 29 5
4104 Just wait, pretty soon we’ll see the Good Ship Lollipop. 1.2617 0.04507 149 118 23 8
4105 But our island is vegan. 1.2616 0.04007 172 134 31 7
4106 Sure, it's tempting, but I'm saving myself for the beach. 1.2616 0.04173 172 136 27 9
4107 I told you Trump would save us. 1.2615 0.04575 130 101 24 5
4108 I can't believe you traded our raft for a half dozen cupcakes. 1.2615 0.04704 130 102 22 6
4109 OK, my turn. Something beginning with “C”. 1.2615 0.04704 130 102 22 6
4110 You go. I'm more of a savory gal. 1.2615 0.04443 130 100 26 4
4111 All wax, it's a Japanese island. 1.2615 0.04575 130 101 24 5
4112 That definitely doesn't look like a Russian sub to me! 1.2614 0.04425 153 121 24 8
4113 I'm sticking to South Beach. 1.2614 0.04226 153 119 28 6
4114 I'll race you for the cake. 1.2614 0.04425 153 121 24 8
4115 You go if you want, I'm doing Keto. 1.2614 0.04327 153 120 26 7
4116 I can never remember. Is it one 's' or two? 1.2614 0.04123 153 118 30 5
4117 Oh great, the only good thing about being marooned was losing fifty pounds. 1.2614 0.04521 153 122 22 9
4118 Told you I was spelling it right. 1.2614 0.04327 153 120 26 7
4119 Maybe we should not have sailed on the Good Ship Lollpop 1.2614 0.04521 153 122 22 9
4120 Nah, you go ahead. I’m on a diet. 1.2612 0.04228 134 102 29 3
4121 Welcome to America, Jerry. 1.2612 0.04961 134 108 17 9
4122 I'd rather be stranded on a desserted island. 1.2612 0.04846 134 107 19 8
4123 To die of hunger or to die of obesity? 1.2612 0.04729 134 106 21 7
4124 But are they gluten-free? 1.2612 0.04228 134 102 29 3
4125 It's the old two-palm tree mirage trick. 1.2612 0.04729 134 106 21 7
4126 It's okay to have one cheat day. 1.2612 0.04729 134 106 21 7
4127 I see Willy Wonka survived the plane crash also. 1.2612 0.04228 134 102 29 3
4128 The Good Ship Lollipop just completely ignored us! 1.2612 0.04846 134 107 19 8
4129 Restraint is the ultimate trip, bro. 1.2611 0.04348 157 124 25 8
4130 We can swim over but we will never make it back. 1.2611 0.04348 157 124 25 8
4131 Desserted is not a word,bruh. 1.2611 0.04155 157 122 29 6
4132 I told you before you wished that dessert was spelled with 2 “s”s! 1.2611 0.04440 157 125 23 9
4133 But is it gluten-free, vegan, non-GMO and sustainably produced? 1.2611 0.04440 157 125 23 9
4134 When I was a kid, long before the cruise ship sank, I believed 'Candy Land' was only a board game. 1.2611 0.04253 157 123 27 7
4135 If you say that "grass is greener" thing one more time you're going for a swim! 1.2611 0.03954 157 120 33 4
4136 I don't trust it. 1.2611 0.03954 157 120 33 4
4137 You go. I'm on a gluten-free diet. 1.2611 0.04348 157 124 25 8
4138 Yeah, dude, my mom wanted me to take swimming lessons too. But I had just got my new joystick system. 1.2609 0.04400 138 107 26 5
4139 Who would have ever thought you'd be able to swim to the top of Big Rock Candy Mountain. 1.2609 0.04747 138 110 20 8
4140 No I can’t. I’m diabetic. 1.2609 0.04279 138 106 28 4
4141 That must be the good breast. 1.2609 0.04747 138 110 20 8
4142 It's Amazon's new dessert delivery service. 1.2609 0.04088 161 125 30 6
4143 Imagine what it’s like to be stranded on a dessert island 1.2609 0.04965 138 112 16 10
4144 Unfortunately, that Island isn't on Atkins. I'll wait for the Steak and Cheese Island to float by. 1.2609 0.04797 115 89 22 4
4145 Candy "Crash" level one! 1.2609 0.04273 161 127 26 8
4146 Looks good, but there's no coconut tree. 1.2609 0.04400 138 107 26 5
4147 It's just as well. My dentist told me to cut back on sweets. 1.2609 0.04635 138 109 22 7
4148 What, no cigarette trees! 1.2609 0.04400 138 107 26 5
4149 Just goes straight to the thighs, man. 1.2609 0.04519 138 108 24 6
4150 Oh, the difference one letter can make. 1.2609 0.04965 138 112 16 10
4151 I’m staying here. Look at it! Over the top, and not a single palm tree. And, I bet it has ants. 1.2609 0.04088 161 125 30 6
4152 I heard it's from the wreck of The Good Ship Lollipop. 1.2609 0.04451 161 129 22 10
4153 My inner child is hallucinating again. 1.2609 0.04635 138 109 22 7
4154 Let’s invite our neighbors over for coffee. 1.2609 0.04635 138 109 22 7
4155 I’m not a big sweets person. 1.2609 0.04519 138 108 24 6
4156 They say sugar is more deadly than smoking. 1.2609 0.04519 138 108 24 6
4157 I understand the estate of Michael Jackson has plans for it. 1.2609 0.04400 138 107 26 5
4158 You're right. It is a great view. 1.2609 0.04153 138 105 30 3
4159 I can't, I'm on the South Beach Diet. 1.2609 0.04635 138 109 22 7
4160 At least you spelled it ‘isle’ and not ‘aisle’. 1.2609 0.04279 138 106 28 4
4161 You can go. I've got better things to do. 1.2606 0.04023 165 128 31 6
4162 Distractions aside, what did you think of Roma? 1.2606 0.03930 165 127 33 5
4163 That? It's the Island of Discarded Fruitcakes 1.2606 0.04654 142 113 21 8
4164 Man it’s never easy to stick with the low-carb isle 1.2606 0.04434 142 111 25 6
4165 If ifs and buts were candy and nuts... 1.2606 0.04320 142 110 27 5
4166 Something tells me they aren't gluten free. 1.2606 0.04545 142 112 23 7
4167 Unfortunately, I don't see an insulin island nearby. 1.2606 0.04965 142 116 15 11
4168 I understand the natives are part of a carbo cult. 1.2606 0.04545 142 112 23 7
4169 Think the Goodship Lollipop is in the vicinity? 1.2604 0.03871 169 130 34 5
4170 Disney got into the submarine business when sea level started rising. 1.2603 0.04243 146 113 28 5
4171 I suspect shark bait. 1.2603 0.04130 146 112 30 4
4172 WHAT HAPPENED TO THOSE HULA GIRLS WHO WERE OVER THERE LAST WEEK? 1.2603 0.04565 146 116 22 8
4173 I know it's a mirage, but it smells great! 1.2603 0.04243 146 113 28 5
4174 Empty calories. No thanks. 1.2603 0.04667 146 117 20 9
4175 I'd rather be marooned on a dessert island,as well." 1.2603 0.04460 146 115 24 7
4176 Honestly, I can't tell if it's the dehydration or my sweet tooth talking. 1.2603 0.04353 146 114 26 6
4177 We picked a hell of a time to go on a diet. 1.2603 0.03895 146 110 34 2
4178 If that’s the Big Rock Candy Mountain, then this might be the lake of gin we can both jump in! 1.2603 0.04130 146 112 30 4
4179 You go ahead. I'm trying to cut back on carbs. 1.2603 0.04460 146 115 24 7
4180 Being stranded on a dessert island sounds does sound better, but just think of the empty carbs. 1.2603 0.04353 146 114 26 6
4181 Well, there goes the neighborhood! 1.2603 0.04460 146 115 24 7
4182 Aren't you glad we're doing keto? 1.2603 0.04243 146 113 28 5
4183 Too bad you're a vegan! 1.2603 0.04130 146 112 30 4
4184 I would but that kind of stuff goes straight to my hips. 1.2603 0.04130 146 112 30 4
4185 Once we get there, we can build a Good Ship Lollypop. 1.2602 0.04876 123 97 20 6
4186 I’m positive the brochure said “Spend a sweet week on our DESSERT island” 1.2602 0.04737 123 96 22 5
4187 Nah, I don't want to spoil my appetite." 1.2602 0.05142 123 99 16 8
4188 It seems enticing, but all those refined sugars will kill you. 1.2602 0.04594 123 95 24 4
4189 this is the last time I use an on-line Travel Agen 1.2600 0.04276 150 117 27 6
4190 I really shouldn't. I just started the keto diet. 1.2600 0.04170 150 116 29 5
4191 Must definitely be inhabited, don't you think ? 1.2600 0.04276 150 117 27 6
4192 But we’re vegans, Charles. 1.2600 0.04379 150 118 25 7
4193 Look at all the calories we're saving. 1.2600 0.04379 150 118 25 7
4194 With our luck it is probably vegan. 1.2600 0.04379 150 118 25 7
4195 The sweetest temptation is sitting next to me." 1.2600 0.04379 150 118 25 7
4196 There go the neighbors — showing off their decorating skills again. 1.2599 0.03845 177 137 34 6
4197 There goes the Good Ship Lollipop. 1.2599 0.04008 177 139 30 8
4198 Be carful, No ones ever came back from there! 1.2598 0.04638 127 99 23 5
4199 Unreal, even my mirages are childlike. 1.2598 0.04638 127 99 23 5
4200 I keep waiting for bathing suit season to end. 1.2598 0.04638 127 99 23 5
4201 I would argue that it’s actually a triple entendre... 1.2598 0.04771 127 100 21 6
4202 Well, my New Year's resolution was to eat more sugar. 1.2598 0.04638 127 99 23 5
4203 You go. I’m allergic to gluten. 1.2598 0.05149 127 103 15 9
4204 You know, being stuck on a desserted island isn't such a bad idea! 1.2597 0.04400 154 122 24 8
4205 Only half a donut? 1.2597 0.04589 154 124 20 10
4206 But such a convenient delusion. 1.2597 0.04302 154 121 26 7
4207 Waiting until cheat day is so much harder now. 1.2597 0.04400 154 122 24 8
4208 We got the only genie who was hard of hearing. 1.2597 0.04400 154 122 24 8
4209 I say fuck the Jones’s 1.2597 0.04589 154 124 20 10
4210 This South Beach diet sucks” 1.2597 0.04302 154 121 26 7
4211 Human flesh is much healthier 1.2597 0.04589 154 124 20 10
4212 I'd chance it, but I'm already pre-diabetic. 1.2597 0.04400 154 122 24 8
4213 The candy isle always looks so good. 1.2597 0.04100 154 119 30 5
4214 #1 I'm staying here. I just lost 30 lbs! 1.2595 0.04545 131 102 24 5
4215 I guess we booked the bad ship lollipop 1.2595 0.04545 131 102 24 5
4216 Nobody ever told me that palm leaves are loaded with THC. 1.2595 0.04672 131 103 22 6
4217 Not having a toothbrush really bugs me. 1.2595 0.04132 158 123 29 6
4218 Yeah, it may seem like a good idea, but we'll just get a cramp swimming back. 1.2595 0.04034 158 122 31 5
4219 I said I wanted to be stuck on a desert island with Candy,not candy. 1.2593 0.04579 135 106 23 6
4220 With our luck they won't be gluten free. 1.2593 0.04579 135 106 23 6
4221 I swear,that's all I think about. 1.2593 0.04331 135 104 27 4
4222 Bon Jovi. I would bring Bon Jovi’s greatest hits. Wait what was your question? 1.2593 0.04331 135 104 27 4
4223 Talk about bad luck - We end up trapped on a desert island... right next to a DESSERT island. 1.2593 0.04066 162 126 30 6
4224 What makes you think you’re living on a game board 1.2593 0.04159 162 127 28 7
4225 It's one of the Calari Islands 1.2593 0.04250 162 128 26 8
4226 (This caption is for Feb.11 snake cartoon - due to weather conditions in the U.P., my New Yorker just arrived today) " At this point, Mr. Fenner, I'm going to suggest that you switch back to the comfort dog." 1.2593 0.04814 135 108 19 8
4227 Not today I'm fasting 1.2593 0.04339 162 129 24 9
4228 Can you swim? 1.2593 0.03970 162 125 32 5
4229 OK, and now I'll make it disappear 1.2590 0.04373 139 108 26 5
4230 Now I wish one of us had learned to swim. 1.2590 0.04373 139 108 26 5
4231 Let's not. It's bad for our tooth. 1.2590 0.04490 139 109 24 6
4232 Last one there gets the stupid candy canes. 1.2590 0.04127 139 106 30 3
4233 Doesn’t faze me. I’m on keto this month. 1.2590 0.04127 139 106 30 3
4234 Yeah I know, but for a real castaway experience it’s our little island hands down! 1.2590 0.04490 139 109 24 6
4235 Tempting, but I'm on Atkins.. 1.2590 0.04373 139 108 26 5
4236 Did you remember to bring the diabetes medication? 1.2590 0.04373 139 108 26 5
4237 Taking into account the swim and the fast, I think I can finally justify the calories. 1.2590 0.04490 139 109 24 6
4238 So you're just telling me now that spelling matters ... 1.2588 0.03941 170 132 32 6
4239 When, did you say, is our cheat day? 1.2588 0.04028 170 133 30 7
4240 The dancing girls should start in about 15 minutes. 1.2588 0.04028 170 133 30 7
4241 HTTP status 404 error. Re-direct. Load . 1.2587 0.04625 143 114 21 8
4242 You had to spell-check it, didn’t you! 1.2587 0.04625 143 114 21 8
4243 We can die here or die later after eating all that sugar. 1.2587 0.04406 143 112 25 6
4244 I'm never really been a dessert guy. 1.2587 0.04517 143 113 23 7
4245 We’ll burn off the calories on the swim back 1.2587 0.04517 143 113 23 7
4246 You have to wait another 30 minutes. 1.2587 0.04293 143 111 27 5
4247 Wouldn't you know it - I just started my diet. 1.2587 0.04293 143 111 27 5
4248 Given the circumstances, I think we should take our chances with diabetes. 1.2587 0.04406 143 112 25 6
4249 Now I know why the real estate price was cheaper over here. 1.2587 0.04293 143 111 27 5
4250 But, I have to carbohydrate load BEFORE I swim. 1.2587 0.04177 143 110 29 4
4251 I'm not sure yet. Either we're hallucinating or we're being gentrified out of our ocean. 1.2587 0.04625 143 114 21 8
4252 Dammit, Steve. I told you it was the island with two S's. 1.2587 0.04517 143 113 23 7
4253 I'll bet everyone there dreams about having some of our coconut filling. 1.2586 0.04916 116 91 20 5
4254 Day 202: at least we now have a sweet view 1.2586 0.03882 174 135 33 6
4255 Bruh, this honeymoon sucks. 1.2585 0.04218 147 114 28 5
4256 I hear Amazon pulled out. 1.2585 0.04106 147 113 30 4
4257 I wonder if any of that is gluten free. 1.2585 0.04327 147 115 26 6
4258 I told you there was such a thing as a DESSERT island! 1.2585 0.04537 147 117 22 8
4259 I believe that's the Good Ship Lollipop's port of call. 1.2585 0.04106 147 113 30 4
4260 Yeah, but they are empty calories. 1.2585 0.04433 147 116 24 7
4261 Have you ever felt as though you were a pawn in someone elses’s board game? 1.2585 0.04218 147 114 28 5
4262 Amazon now delivers by island drone." 1.2583 0.04251 151 118 27 6
4263 It's tempting, but I'm doing keto. 1.2583 0.04038 151 116 31 4
4264 It's probably just a see food mirage. 1.2583 0.04353 151 119 25 7
4265 Just keep an eye out for the Good Ship Lollipop. 1.2583 0.04146 151 117 29 5
4266 'LOST' was never this confusing. 1.2583 0.04251 151 118 27 6
4267 This diet is gonna kill us. 1.2583 0.04353 151 119 25 7
4268 At least we won’t have to worry about anyone wanting to eat US. 1.2583 0.04038 151 116 31 4
4269 I don't see any shark fins, wanna go for it? 1.2583 0.04038 151 116 31 4
4270 And here I thought that Diabetes Island was a only a myth. 1.2583 0.04353 151 119 25 7
4271 We’re gonna need a dentist. 1.2583 0.03927 151 115 33 3
4272 Day 23: Despite recent studies on refined carbohydrates, Dessert Island is starting to look like an almost reasonable alternative 1.2583 0.04454 151 120 23 8
4273 I don’t know, I’m not really a sweets guy... 1.2581 0.03973 155 119 32 4
4274 It'd be easier if you imagined kale. 1.2581 0.04974 124 99 18 7
4275 The original South Beach diet 1.2581 0.04374 155 123 24 8
4276 Yeah but, there's really no shade! 1.2581 0.04077 155 120 30 5
4277 wish we landed on the desserted island... 1.2581 0.04469 155 124 22 9
4278 You always were a lousy speller! Be careful what you wish for—THAT’S a desserted island!!! 1.2581 0.04374 155 123 24 8
4279 I thought you said you wished for a boat. 1.2581 0.04077 155 120 30 5
4280 Huh, candy island. Bummer we don't have life savers to get us there. 1.2581 0.04704 124 97 22 5
4281 You go right ahead. The boat sinking almost killed me, and heck if I’ll let heart disease finish the job. 1.2581 0.04841 124 98 20 6
4282 I'm positive I typed 'dessert island.' Stupid autocorrect! 1.2581 0.04562 124 96 24 4
4283 I could easily make the swim, but I'm diabetic. 1.2581 0.04278 155 122 26 7
4284 You go. I’ve sworn off sweets 1.2579 0.04012 159 123 31 5
4285 are you saying I'm fat? 1.2579 0.04391 159 127 23 9
4286 Had to correct the captain didn't you: It's pronounced 'Desert' Island. 1.2579 0.04110 159 124 29 6
4287 Which is the one with two s’s again? 1.2579 0.04391 159 127 23 9
4288 I told you before you made your wish, stress the second syllable, the second syllable! 1.2579 0.04299 159 126 25 8
4289 You're on a diet too? What luck. 1.2579 0.04299 159 126 25 8
4290 It's either a Good Ship Lollipop shipwreck or a Candy Crush mirage. 1.2578 0.04738 128 101 21 6
4291 Just when I'm trying to cut down on sweets. 1.2578 0.04738 128 101 21 6
4292 I sure wish I hadn't given up sweets for Lent. 1.2577 0.03949 163 126 32 5
4293 It can't be a mirage, because I hate candy canes. 1.2577 0.03949 163 126 32 5
4294 My physician told me to avoid sweets...that I would live longer. But what do they know? 1.2576 0.04515 132 103 24 5
4295 Keep in mind, no artificial flavors or preservatives were added to our island. 1.2576 0.04385 132 102 26 4
4296 I finally figured out the catch...sand everywhere, and no moist towelettes in sight. 1.2575 0.03981 167 130 31 6
4297 My hallucinations are defintely sweeter. 1.2575 0.04070 167 131 29 7
4298 But I did spellcheck the travel request! 1.2575 0.04158 167 132 27 8
4299 If you weren't such a stickler for spelling we'd be a lot better off. 1.2574 0.04782 136 109 19 8
4300 Yeah, but I keep hearing that 'Seems too good to be true' in my head 1.2574 0.04174 136 104 29 3
4301 You up for another game of Candy Land? 1.2574 0.04895 136 110 17 9
4302 This gluten-free diet is killing me. 1.2574 0.04782 136 109 19 8
4303 I landed on a chute that dropped me here. You? 1.2574 0.04549 136 107 23 6
4304 Don't get your hopes up. 'Could be a dessert island. 'Could be the good ship Lollipop. Either way we're still marooned. 1.2574 0.04549 136 107 23 6
4305 Sadly, it's all that's left of the Good Rock Candy Mountain. 1.2574 0.04303 136 105 27 4
4306 Remember, we're vegan now. 1.2574 0.04303 136 105 27 4
4307 Life...it’s not all sugar and spice... 1.2574 0.04174 136 104 29 3
4308 Ohhh, I just got it! 1.2574 0.04667 136 108 21 7
4309 It's real, but I swear every flavor is coconut. 1.2574 0.04428 136 106 25 5
4310 No, thanks. I’m doing low-carbs, no sugar. But you should go. 1.2574 0.04667 136 108 21 7
4311 Hey, that candy island is back. 1.2573 0.04007 171 134 30 7
4312 OK, Willy Wonka, what now? 1.2571 0.04029 175 138 29 8
4313 It's just another one of their fake views. 1.2571 0.04345 140 109 26 5
4314 Too bad we can't swim." "Oh, no, too bad you can't swim. 1.2571 0.04345 140 109 26 5
4315 Funny, I had this exact hallucination one week into Keto. 1.2571 0.03975 140 106 32 2
4316 Actually, there are no specific guidelines for when your cheat day should occur. 1.2571 0.04225 140 108 28 4
4317 We ARE on candy island... the Vikings named that one Salt Island as a deterrent... 1.2571 0.04576 140 111 22 7
4318 If only we knew how to swim. 1.2571 0.03975 140 106 32 2
4319 Just one more "S" and we could have been stranded over there instead of here. 1.2571 0.04462 140 110 24 6
4320 There’s gotta be a shark. 1.2571 0.04462 140 110 24 6
4321 We lost the butterscotch bridge last year and scientists are predicting that the peppermints may be next. 1.2569 0.04379 144 113 25 6
4322 Good ship lollipop my butt! 1.2569 0.04489 144 114 23 7
4323 The carbs alone will kill you, Tim. 1.2569 0.04379 144 113 25 6
4324 Well, they look GMO to me. 1.2569 0.04152 144 111 29 4
4325 Do you think they have universal healthcare? 1.2569 0.04489 144 114 23 7
4326 Should we start swimming or you are still on your "10 day no carb challenge"? 1.2569 0.04267 144 112 27 5
4327 I guess that this truly is a deserted island. 1.2569 0.04700 144 116 19 9
4328 It’s either the Good Ship Lollipop; or a mirage. 1.2569 0.04152 144 111 29 4
4329 Guess where I’d be right now if I weren’t diabetic. 1.2569 0.04489 144 114 23 7
4330 Don’t worry, they’ll see it. 1.2569 0.04033 144 110 31 3
4331 You go ahead - I'm strictly paleo this month. 1.2569 0.04489 144 114 23 7
4332 I've heard the broker is really sugar-coating the amenities. 1.2569 0.04152 144 111 29 4
4333 Don't do it, that stuff will kill you. 1.2569 0.04152 144 111 29 4
4334 You'll never get your A1C down with hallucinations like that. 1.2569 0.04596 144 115 21 8
4335 There's fewer calories in the off-season! 1.2569 0.04379 144 113 25 6
4336 A boy swam over from the other island once. He called himself the Lord of the Pies. 1.2569 0.04379 144 113 25 6
4337 Do whatever you want... all I see is gluten. 1.2569 0.04489 144 114 23 7
4338 Oh, it's all great until Lord Licorice kicks your ass. 1.2568 0.04406 148 117 24 7
4339 You go on ahead, I am dieting. 1.2568 0.04406 148 117 24 7
4340 Dude, I'm OK with the mirage, but I'm disturbed about the irony of the strawberry on the cake? 1.2568 0.04193 148 115 28 5
4341 I can't believe the Amazon driver screwed up so badly! 1.2568 0.04510 148 118 22 8
4342 I think "gluten free" is the least of our problems. 1.2568 0.04510 148 118 22 8
4343 Pretty sweet, asymmetrically speaking. 1.2568 0.04610 148 119 20 9
4344 I really wish I'd read Life of Pi. 1.2568 0.04082 148 114 30 4
4345 If there were grass,it would be greener. 1.2568 0.04193 148 115 28 5
4346 I couldn't make it past the swedish fish. 1.2568 0.03850 148 112 34 2
4347 It’s not that I don’t like your fantacy, I’m just saying I can’t swim and I’m diabetic. 1.2568 0.04900 148 122 14 12
4348 I thought CandyLand was a game. 1.2568 0.04193 148 115 28 5
4349 I told you we should have waited for a decent mirage to come along and not settled for this dumb tree. 1.2568 0.04510 148 118 22 8
4350 You swim? 1.2568 0.04406 148 117 24 7
4351 Unfortunately I’m diabetic 1.2568 0.04193 148 115 28 5
4352 You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'? Sugar high? 1.2566 0.04122 152 118 29 5
4353 A third candy cane would make a more pleasing presentation. 1.2566 0.04328 152 120 25 7
4354 With a whiff of coffee I'd be there in a jiffy 1.2566 0.03905 152 116 33 3
4355 Well, I guess this means survival of the fattest! 1.2566 0.04328 152 120 25 7
4356 In your mirage you see sweets. In mine, I see a sexy woman. 1.2566 0.04328 152 120 25 7
4357 No thanks, I don't like to eat sweets before a big meal. 1.2566 0.04015 152 117 31 4
4358 Sure am glad we're here, cuz that sh**'ll kill ya 1.2564 0.04349 156 124 24 8
4359 I mean it's technically just one cheat meal, right? Let's go for it. 1.2564 0.04155 156 122 28 6
4360 My hallucinations are giving me diabetes 1.2564 0.04349 156 124 24 8
4361 Don’t worry! The Keto hallucinations go away after the first week! 1.2564 0.04155 156 122 28 6
4362 I thought I requested a dessert island experience, not a desert island experience, but I put too much trust in my spell checker. 1.2564 0.04879 117 92 20 5
4363 I picked a poor time to start a no-sugar diet. 1.2563 0.04275 160 127 25 8
4364 Forget it ... they don't use raw cacao. 1.2563 0.03890 160 123 33 4
4365 I'm not falling for it, the sugar over there will kill you. 1.2563 0.04182 160 126 27 7
4366 It's a trap! Sugar never saved anyone! 1.2563 0.04455 160 129 21 10
4367 I suppose the main dish might still be coming. 1.2562 0.04625 121 94 23 4
4368 When they offered ‘desert island’ or ‘dessert island,’ I thought it was Hobson’s choice. 1.2562 0.04914 121 96 19 6
4369 Too bad we gave up sweets for lent. 1.2561 0.04022 164 128 30 6
4370 My trainer would kill me ..... 1.2561 0.04022 164 128 30 6
4371 We should weigh the pros and cons before we just up and move. 1.2561 0.04204 164 130 26 8
4372 It is low sugar induced mirage ...not a parallel universe 1.2560 0.04806 125 99 20 6
4373 It's all for the best anyway. I'm on an Atkins diet. 1.2560 0.04236 125 95 28 2
4374 What we call the new South Beach Diet. 1.2560 0.04670 125 98 22 5
4375 But note they don't have coconut. 1.2560 0.03680 168 128 37 3
4376 I wish I listened to my mother and took swimming lessons. 1.2560 0.04049 168 132 29 7
4377 It's the good ship, Lollipop! 1.2558 0.04705 129 102 21 6
4378 Dessert has 2 s’s. Why? 1.2558 0.04956 129 104 17 8
4379 Don't you have a dental appointment next week? 1.2558 0.04440 129 100 25 4
4380 How long do think that doughnut will float? 1.2558 0.04440 129 100 25 4
4381 I would, but I just went Keto 1.2556 0.04851 133 107 18 8
4382 The carbs are real. 1.2556 0.04485 133 104 24 5
4383 I wonder if they're vegan. 1.2556 0.04851 133 107 18 8
4384 I’m not sure we need the calories. 1.2556 0.04610 133 105 22 6
4385 Why couldn't we be stranded on a dessert island instead of a desert island? 1.2555 0.04637 137 109 21 7
4386 Not even if the ocean were fluoridated. 1.2555 0.04751 137 110 19 8
4387 It must have been dropped off by the good ship Lollipop. 1.2555 0.04637 137 109 21 7
4388 My glucose level might handle the sugar on the island, but swimming through maple syrup is a deal breaker. 1.2555 0.04637 137 109 21 7
4389 I hear it's being scouted as the location for the next seven seasons of Survivor 1.2555 0.04520 137 108 23 6
4390 You still on paleo? 1.2555 0.04399 137 107 25 5
4391 I could be a mirage. Let's wait 'til he tide goes out and walk over 1.2555 0.04863 137 111 17 9
4392 You go ahead, I'm on a sugar-free diet. 1.2555 0.03881 137 103 33 1
4393 I heard whoever wins this survivor challenge gets diabetes. 1.2553 0.04318 141 110 26 5
4394 Just my luck, my cheat day was yesterday 1.2553 0.03951 141 107 32 2
4395 Well we have the sweeter view" 1.2553 0.04547 141 112 22 7
4396 But, dude, palm sugar has a lower glycemic index and may make you feel fuller for longer... 1.2553 0.04318 141 110 26 5
4397 Do we get a cheat day? 1.2553 0.04657 141 113 20 8
4398 I would, but I gave up swimming for Lent. 1.2553 0.04434 141 111 24 6
4399 Yeah, but I heard the healtcare insurance over there is very bad. 1.2553 0.04199 141 109 28 4
4400 This cruise for diabetics was a horrible idea 1.2552 0.04461 145 115 23 7
4401 This sort of thing always happens on my fast days. 1.2552 0.04127 145 112 29 4
4402 Of all the deserted islands I could be on, I'm glad I'm on the one with you. 1.2552 0.04353 145 114 25 6
4403 Why couldn't we get stuck on the dessert isle? 1.2552 0.04671 145 117 19 9
4404 The new neighbors have all the luck 1.2552 0.04461 145 115 23 7
4405 If we swim over there and eat it, we'll just crash again in a couple hours. 1.2552 0.04127 145 112 29 4
4406 Oh no! It's the President's imagination again! 1.2552 0.04671 145 117 19 9
4407 The ad actually did say “Cruise the Carbibean” but I assumed it was a typo. 1.2552 0.04567 145 116 21 8
4408 Do you think that fish contained hallucinogens ? 1.2550 0.04583 149 120 20 9
4409 It is a mirage. There is no water. 1.2550 0.04275 149 117 26 6
4410 I told you we should have double checked the spelling first. 1.2550 0.04380 149 118 24 7
4411 It must be a niche bakery that caters to the stranded! 1.2550 0.04583 149 120 20 9
4412 Please, enough about nutritional value. 1.2550 0.04058 149 115 30 4
4413 I should have played more Candyland. 1.2550 0.04275 149 117 26 6
4414 Do you think a pun makes it more likely we'll be rescued? 1.2550 0.04275 149 117 26 6
4415 We sure could use the Good Ship Lollipop! 1.2550 0.04275 149 117 26 6
4416 If that is Temptation Island, then I think I know where we are. 1.2550 0.04275 149 117 26 6
4417 Maybe we could swim over later for dessert. 1.2550 0.04058 149 115 30 4
4418 Dessert Island’s a metaphor for the most insatiable hunger hidden in the darkest corners of our souls. The gumdrops represent cannibalism…namely because they’re made of human flesh. The candy canes are beastiality. It’s pretty fucked up over there. 1.2550 0.04680 149 121 18 10
4419 I should have known, what with my sweet tooth, that my hallucinations would not involve sex. 1.2550 0.04483 149 119 22 8
4420 Objects may appear closer than they are, y'know... 1.2550 0.04168 149 116 28 5
4421 That must be cheat day island 1.2549 0.04303 153 121 25 7
4422 Sweet island, man. 1.2549 0.04498 153 123 21 9
4423 It's what I like to call island time meets dessert time. 1.2549 0.03770 153 116 35 2
4424 Looks like the Dylan’s pop-up is finally open. 1.2549 0.04402 153 122 23 8
4425 Yes, I can see how, in your weakened state, that seems like Nirvana. But Marx tells us, that is just an ephemeral representation of proletariat naivety. 1.2549 0.04202 153 120 27 6
4426 I checked, none of them are gluten-free. 1.2549 0.04402 153 122 23 8
4427 Between the jellyfish and lemon sharks, I'm fine right here. 1.2549 0.03883 153 117 33 3
4428 This is the most effective diet I've ever done. 1.2549 0.04303 153 121 25 7
4429 Your parents have a warped sense of humor. 1.2549 0.04098 153 119 29 5
4430 So let it be a lesson to you. Don’t rely on spellcheck. 1.2549 0.04202 153 120 27 6
4431 Looks nice but no one has survived there longer than a few weeks. 1.2549 0.04202 153 120 27 6
4432 Good thing we're vegan. 1.2549 0.04202 153 120 27 6
4433 It's the Island of Misfit Desserts. 1.2549 0.04098 153 119 29 5
4434 The Good Ship Lollipop must be on the way. 1.2548 0.04132 157 123 28 6
4435 That looks like a pretty sweet place. 1.2548 0.04132 157 123 28 6
4436 Maybe it’s the dehydration, but have you considered we might be cake toppers on the tropical episode of Bake Wars? 1.2548 0.04325 157 125 24 8
4437 They know it's my birthday. 1.2548 0.04032 157 122 30 5
4438 Are you seeing this too? 1.2547 0.04251 161 128 25 8
4439 Our exile will end when there’s a new Lord of the Pies. 1.2547 0.04342 161 129 23 9
4440 Can't swim either. How long do you think before the Uber Boat arrives? 1.2547 0.04251 161 128 25 8
4441 Yes, I know, but it's probably inhabited by a cannibalistic old witch. 1.2545 0.04092 165 130 28 7
4442 We’ve been here too long or not long enough. 1.2545 0.03907 165 128 32 5
4443 Figures they were rescued by the Good Ship Lollipop. 1.2540 0.04772 126 100 20 6
4444 I don’t see the Twinkie. 1.2540 0.04772 126 100 20 6
4445 I always thought the Big Rock Candy Mountain would be bigger. 1.2540 0.04904 126 101 18 7
4446 DESERT ISLAND? DESSERT ISLAND? YOU DECIDE. 1.2538 0.04673 130 103 21 6
4447 I wish those survivors from The Good Ship Lollipop had washed up on our island 1.2538 0.04673 130 103 21 6
4448 I can never remember which. Are we stranded on the desert or the dessert island? 1.2538 0.04544 130 102 23 5
4449 Eat healthy" they said,"dude,Diabetes Island looks so much more fun to me 1.2538 0.04131 130 99 29 2
4450 I’m holding onto a few things while I figure out if they spark joy or not. 1.2538 0.04673 130 103 21 6
4451 You just had to tell the travel agent you were gluten free, didn't you? 1.2538 0.04799 130 104 19 7
4452 Don't worry... I'm a dentist. 1.2538 0.05041 130 106 15 9
4453 I spy something sweet. 1.2538 0.04544 130 102 23 5
4454 If you were on a dessert-ed island, what would you eat first? 1.2538 0.04673 130 103 21 6
4455 Damn auto-correct—I thought I’d booked the package with the “dessert island,” but no buffet for us. 1.2537 0.04579 134 106 22 6
4456 Does that make this a palm treed island, then? 1.2537 0.04455 134 105 24 5
4457 What a difference one little ‘s’ makes ... 1.2537 0.04060 134 102 30 2
4458 If that thing is due to a spelling error, then maybe the universe really is a simulation. 1.2537 0.04700 134 107 20 7
4459 Just my luck to have a salty tooth. 1.2537 0.04455 134 105 24 5
4460 Maybe we'll get lucky and those processed foods will kill us. 1.2537 0.04455 134 105 24 5
4461 I think we better not go there, our health plan doesn't cover dental. 1.2537 0.04455 134 105 24 5
4462 Just remember we chose the nuts 1.2537 0.04579 134 106 22 6
4463 Maybe it was a mistake to go paleo. 1.2537 0.04196 134 103 28 3
4464 Hey, these hallucinations are pretty sweet. 1.2536 0.04491 138 109 23 6
4465 Damn, Sammy Davis Jr. singing the Candyman is going to be in my head all day. 1.2536 0.05045 138 114 13 11
4466 I’m switching to the North Beach diet. 1.2536 0.04491 138 109 23 6
4467 It’s not worth the calories. 1.2536 0.04607 138 110 21 7
4468 Makes me kinda sorry we're vegan. 1.2536 0.04491 138 109 23 6
4469 So, Candy Land is real! 1.2536 0.04248 138 107 27 4
4470 So you’re type 1 too? 1.2536 0.04371 138 108 25 5
4471 A lot of difference between a “Dessert Island” and a “Deserted Island” !!! 1.2536 0.04831 138 112 17 9
4472 Nah, let‘s wait for the cheese island to swim by. I‘m on a sugar-free diet. 1.2536 0.04248 138 107 27 4
4473 I don't know. My doctor says too much sugar will kill me. 1.2536 0.04720 138 111 19 8
4474 The mermaids I could take, but this is really beyond the pale. 1.2536 0.04248 138 107 27 4
4475 It's too bad we gave up candy for lent. 1.2536 0.04607 138 110 21 7
4476 Look on the bright side. At least we don't have to worry about dental decay! 1.2535 0.04518 142 113 22 7
4477 I'll understand. But please don't try to come back. 1.2535 0.04518 142 113 22 7
4478 That much sugar can’t be good for you anyway. 1.2535 0.04406 142 112 24 6
4479 Poor spelling aside, let's swim over to the desserted island. 1.2535 0.04838 142 116 16 10
4480 Diabetes sucks, man! 1.2535 0.04052 142 109 30 3
4481 I'm telling you! They just have a REALLY good marketing department! 1.2535 0.04173 142 110 28 4
4482 Well. There's only one way to find out for sure. 1.2535 0.04291 142 111 26 5
4483 It's the Good Ship Lollipop, which means we're not lost Stan, we're on the sunny beach of Peppermint Bay 1.2535 0.04291 142 111 26 5
4484 but we have coconuts! 1.2535 0.04291 142 111 26 5
4485 If only we'd been shippwrecked, we could've ended up on a dessert island instead. 1.2534 0.04434 146 116 23 7
4486 There's only one 's' in deserted. 1.2534 0.04102 146 113 29 4
4487 No, you can't sing The Good Ship Lollipop just one more time 1.2534 0.04642 146 118 19 9
4488 Tell me you’re not a dentist 1.2534 0.04539 146 117 21 8
4489 Did we miss the Good Ship Lollipop? 1.2534 0.04326 146 115 25 6
4490 Where's the good ship Lollypop? 1.2534 0.04216 146 114 27 5
4491 Stupid auto correct. I typed dessert not desert. 1.2534 0.04434 146 116 23 7
4492 You didn't finish your dinner. 1.2534 0.04642 146 118 19 9
4493 I really shouldn't. I didn't finish my dinner! 1.2534 0.04326 146 115 25 6
4494 Now why couldn't we have been stranded on that "desserted" island? 1.2534 0.04216 146 114 27 5
4495 So there it is, Christmas Island! 1.2534 0.04326 146 115 25 6
4496 Well that finally proves it. When I was little, I really did know how to spell dessert island. 1.2534 0.04743 146 119 17 10
4497 The good news is it's zero calorie... The bad news is it's a mirage. 1.2534 0.04216 146 114 27 5
4498 Water water everywhere and not a drop of milk. 1.2534 0.04216 146 114 27 5
4499 If only we had insulin! 1.2534 0.04539 146 117 21 8
4500 Dessert for the Deserted. 1.2534 0.04216 146 114 27 5
4501 Either its a mirage or we should learn to swim 1.2533 0.04144 150 117 28 5
4502 But hold on It may spoil our appetite 1.2533 0.04555 150 121 20 9
4503 It's either a mirage or the Good Ship Lollypop capsized. 1.2533 0.04144 150 117 28 5
4504 Gotta be careful with genies. I asked for my own island, they asked for the sweet life. 1.2533 0.04555 150 121 20 9
4505 I only hang on to fantasies that spark joy. 1.2533 0.04354 150 119 24 7
4506 I don't remember seeing Main Course Island, do you? 1.2533 0.03806 150 114 34 2
4507 Admit it. It’s better the the shark mirage. 1.2533 0.04354 150 119 24 7
4508 Just our luck to miss the "Dessert Isle!" 1.2533 0.04456 150 120 22 8
4509 We need to keep our bodies in beach shape, Bro. 1.2533 0.04354 150 119 24 7
4510 What do you think? Hallucination or alien spaceship? 1.2533 0.04250 150 118 26 6
4511 No, no, it’s all you man. I’m on Keto. 1.2533 0.04652 150 122 18 10
4512 I'm sorry. I only played Chutes and Ladders as a kid. 1.2533 0.04034 150 116 30 4
4513 Sure, we could make it, but think of the calories! 1.2533 0.04034 150 116 30 4
4514 That's how we get drawn into the water. 1.2533 0.04354 150 119 24 7
4515 But what if it's coconut? 1.2533 0.04456 150 120 22 8
4516 Should we wait for the Good Ship Lollipop or chance it in Peppermint Bay? 1.2533 0.04034 150 116 30 4
4517 Yes, But think of our dental health! 1.2532 0.04278 154 122 25 7
4518 I never realized sharks are so creative." 1.2532 0.04278 154 122 25 7
4519 I know what you think. But I'm quite sure this one had the far better yelp rating. 1.2532 0.04178 154 121 27 6
4520 And to think, the only thing that we have to eat are mushrooms. 1.2532 0.04566 154 125 19 10
4521 - What if they're not vegan? 1.2532 0.04376 154 123 23 8
4522 Wow, life really does get sweeter ahead 1.2532 0.04075 154 120 29 5
4523 That is the mirage that appears when I am on a diet. 1.2532 0.04376 154 123 23 8
4524 And you're SURE today is Yom Kippur? 1.2532 0.04278 154 122 25 7
4525 They don't call this 'the Carbbean Sea' for nothing. 1.2532 0.04178 154 121 27 6
4526 Maybe it's a hallucination in the form of an ironic homophone, but it's worth a swim to check it out. 1.2532 0.04278 154 122 25 7
4527 I knew this carb free diet would never last. 1.2532 0.03907 158 122 32 4
4528 And we're here stuck on a deserted island. 1.2532 0.04109 158 124 28 6
4529 It's a mirage let's eat the whole thing; there's no calories. 1.2532 0.04109 158 124 28 6
4530 I’d go for it but I’m gluten free. 1.2532 0.03803 158 121 34 3
4531 This view is not helping me with this fast. 1.2532 0.04009 158 123 30 5
4532 Why did we sign up for the damn Wellness Retreat? 1.2532 0.04109 158 124 28 6
4533 I left my toothbrush at home. 1.2532 0.04109 158 124 28 6
4534 I hate this diet! 1.2531 0.03947 162 126 31 5
4535 I think I'd rather be on a dessert island than a desert island. 1.2531 0.04043 162 127 29 6
4536 Tank, can we get a spellcheck on 'desert island'? 1.2531 0.04228 162 129 25 8
4537 I could never live there. No protein. 1.2531 0.04136 162 128 27 7
4538 They’re tough to swallow but once they kick in they’re the best mushrooms on the island! 1.2530 0.03979 166 130 30 6
4539 If your spelling wasn't so bad, we could be marooned on a dessert island like that one over there. 1.2521 0.04806 119 94 20 5
4540 Candy is dandy, but a cruise ship would be quicker... 1.2521 0.04500 119 92 24 3
4541 Now I wish I took those swimming lessons 1.2521 0.04806 119 94 20 5
4542 Think about what you’ll leave behind. 1.2520 0.04703 123 97 21 5
4543 No question you can get there. But I will bet on if you can make it back. 1.2520 0.04559 123 96 23 4
4544 Yeah, I try to steer clear of anything with palm oil. 1.2520 0.04739 127 101 20 6
4545 Maybe we shouldn’t have marketed it as a desserted island. 1.2520 0.04605 127 100 22 5
4546 Now that's a "desserted" island I could really enjoy! 1.2520 0.04996 127 103 16 8
4547 I don't do gluten or refined sugar; I had a bad experience with my sister Gretel when we were growing up. 1.2520 0.04869 127 102 18 7
4548 I hear that UBER is working on an island-to-island delivery app. 1.2520 0.04467 127 99 24 4
4549 I would, but I’m Paleo. 1.2520 0.04869 127 102 18 7
4550 My mirage is a little more whimsical. 1.2520 0.04605 127 100 22 5
4551 Do you think there are any women on that island? 1.2520 0.04739 127 101 20 6
4552 At least we have each other. 1.2519 0.04641 131 104 21 6
4553 I think I hear Shirley Temple singing. 1.2519 0.04381 131 102 25 4
4554 Ok, I’ll have the pretend cupcake, what will you have? 1.2519 0.03959 131 99 31 1
4555 The brochure said 'All you can eat desserts and bar.'" "I think you misread it. 1.2519 0.04104 131 100 29 2
4556 Diabetic. You? 1.2519 0.04641 131 104 21 6
4557 Dang it. I just cut out sugar. 1.2519 0.04245 131 101 27 3
4558 The candy always seems sweeter on the other deserted island 1.2519 0.04786 135 109 18 8
4559 Your text said we were going to the DESSERT island. 1.2519 0.04549 135 107 22 6
4560 You go ahead. I have a gluten allergy. 1.2519 0.04669 135 108 20 7
4561 Of all weeks to start a gluten free diet! 1.2519 0.04549 135 107 22 6
4562 No I don't get the pun. Why don't you explain it to me again? 1.2519 0.04786 135 109 18 8
4563 That's the real reason why fish wanted to walk on land. 1.2519 0.04299 135 105 26 4
4564 But no! You had to be worried about your dental work! 1.2518 0.04343 139 109 25 5
4565 Where else would you rather be? 1.2518 0.04462 139 110 23 6
4566 Pity you're a gluten free diabetic who can't swim. 1.2518 0.04800 139 113 17 9
4567 We better hurry. They're going to build a fence. 1.2518 0.04462 139 110 23 6
4568 It was on Fixer Upper. 1.2518 0.04343 139 109 25 5
4569 You still doing keto? 1.2518 0.04222 139 108 27 4
4570 Fantasy Island. 1.2518 0.04462 139 110 23 6
4571 And all this time we thought it was "The Big Rock Candy Mountain"... 1.2518 0.04462 139 110 23 6
4572 And just beyond that is an island with a stereo and ten records. 1.2518 0.04800 139 113 17 9
4573 Well, We can't go until we find the dinner island first! 1.2518 0.04577 139 111 21 7
4574 Funny thing—ever since I became a pescatarian sweets just don’t appeal to me. 1.2517 0.04490 143 114 22 7
4575 I guess God doesn't use spell check 1.2517 0.04379 143 113 24 6
4576 And we had to book the deserted isle... 1.2517 0.04598 143 115 20 8
4577 It's a stop on the Cruise Ship 'Lollipop.' 1.2517 0.04265 143 112 26 5
4578 If only I weren't on the Atkins diet, I would swim over. 1.2517 0.04379 143 113 24 6
4579 On the bright side, we’ll burn off all those calories. 1.2517 0.04148 143 111 28 4
4580 This is a desert island. That's a dessert deception. 1.2517 0.04490 143 114 22 7
4581 This reminds me of how my parents couldn't afford to take us kids to Disney World. 1.2517 0.04490 143 114 22 7
4582 Remind me to make a dental appointment 1.2517 0.04265 143 112 26 5
4583 We need the Good Ship Lollipop 1.2517 0.04704 143 116 18 9
4584 If you're really concerned about the calories...How about afterwards, we go for a nice swim. 1.2517 0.04148 143 111 28 4
4585 I'm sorry Kent, the Weight Watchers membership was a cruel anniversary gift. 1.2517 0.04704 143 116 18 9
4586 One more "s" and we'd be there. 1.2517 0.04512 147 118 21 8
4587 Tomato, tomato. 1.2517 0.04714 147 120 17 10
4588 Now that's what I call a mirage. 1.2517 0.04300 147 116 25 6
4589 I heard that Mexico will pay for it. 1.2517 0.04512 147 118 21 8
4590 Unfortunately it's refined sugar 1.2517 0.04300 147 116 25 6
4591 Sorry, I could never remember whether it was "s" or double "s". 1.2517 0.04512 147 118 21 8
4592 Here it comes again. 1.2517 0.04190 147 115 27 5
4593 I mean, it is greener. 1.2517 0.04407 147 117 23 7
4594 The Big Rock Candy Mountain was cool, before climate change" 1.2517 0.04407 147 117 23 7
4595 We'll burn the calories right off. 1.2517 0.04190 147 115 27 5
4596 Don’t mess with a confectioner shark.” 1.2517 0.04300 147 116 25 6
4597 Well, if you wanted a ‘desserted’ island, you should’ve spelled it with two ‘s’es. 1.2517 0.04714 147 120 17 10
4598 Wouldn't you know it. Help finally arrives, and I'm diabetic. 1.2517 0.04429 151 121 22 8
4599 it’s not exactly the big rock candy mountain 1.2517 0.04119 151 118 28 5
4600 Sure, we could swim for it but we don’t want to ruin our appetite for when we’re rescued. 1.2517 0.04429 151 121 22 8
4601 Now this Wonka fella is just being spiteful. 1.2517 0.04119 151 118 28 5
4602 probably not gluten-free anyway...... 1.2517 0.04329 151 120 24 7
4603 Desert, dessert--you could spell it either way. 1.2517 0.04119 151 118 28 5
4604 I guess we picked a bad time to go paleo. 1.2517 0.04119 151 118 28 5
4605 ‘Enticing, yes, but we don’t have dental coverage.’ 1.2516 0.04052 155 121 29 5
4606 We haven’t been out here long enough if that’s the best mirage we can conjure up. 1.2516 0.04154 155 122 27 6
4607 It's probably all high fructose corn syrup anyway. 1.2516 0.04446 155 125 21 9
4608 We had to discover the diet island. 1.2516 0.04254 155 123 25 7
4609 I think that island was booked by the more expensive cruise line. 1.2516 0.04052 155 121 29 5
4610 Let's just stay over here...sugar makes me bloat. 1.2516 0.04254 155 123 25 7
4611 You go ahead, I'm doing Keto. 1.2516 0.03947 155 120 31 4
4612 It's life's illusions I recall.... 1.2516 0.04720 155 128 15 12
4613 Let’s swim over to that desserted island. 1.2516 0.04276 159 127 24 8
4614 You're the one who chose the no carb option. 1.2516 0.04276 159 127 24 8
4615 Ignore it. Its a corn syrup ad; Mirage.com is monetizing their streaming content 1.2516 0.04458 159 129 20 10
4616 I know there’s a wicked witch in there, somewhere. 1.2515 0.04294 163 131 23 9
4617 So where’s the good ship Lollipop? 1.2515 0.04381 163 132 21 10
4618 I wonder what they think of us 1.2515 0.04114 163 129 27 7
4619 Only if We could Build A Wall 1.2515 0.04205 163 130 25 8
4620 I hate my mother for making me learn to spell. 1.2515 0.04205 163 130 25 8
4621 So near and yet so far... 1.2515 0.03828 163 126 33 4
4622 I ordered it from Amazon. How do you like it? 1.2515 0.03986 171 135 29 7
4623 I told you about climate change! 1.2500 0.04462 144 115 22 7
4624 Candy is dandy but liquor would really be a whole lot quicker ! 1.2500 0.04433 140 111 23 6
4625 Looks like they want to surprise us. 1.2500 0.04433 140 111 23 6
4626 I told you low carb would be hard 1.2500 0.04501 152 123 20 9
4627 Oh to live on Sugar Mountain! 1.2500 0.04622 120 94 22 4
4628 And I had to pick this week to go off sweets. 1.2500 0.04403 152 122 22 8
4629 Don't fall for it. It is not a desserted island. 1.2500 0.05056 120 97 16 7
4630 And you said spelling didn't matter 1.2500 0.04316 140 110 25 5
4631 They were salvaged from the Good Ship Lollipop before it sank. 1.2500 0.04548 140 112 21 7
4632 Nah. . .I'm waiting for filet mignon and a bottle of Pommard. 1.2500 0.04123 144 112 28 4
4633 The candy is always sweeter on the other island... 1.2500 0.04638 136 109 20 7
4634 You go ahead, for some reason my dignity still matters. 1.2500 0.04272 136 106 26 4
4635 I always preferred Chutes and Ladders. 1.2500 0.04130 156 123 27 6
4636 Your obsession with Candy Crush is becoming a serious issue. 1.2500 0.04660 140 113 19 8
4637 I thought it was a little under priced for a Desserted Island. 1.2500 0.03988 152 118 30 4
4638 I hope it's the good ship Lollipop and not just a hallucination! 1.2500 0.04326 156 125 23 8
4639 What, and risk diabetes. 1.2500 0.04638 136 109 20 7
4640 Climate change at the Big Rock Candy Mountains 1.2500 0.03925 156 121 31 4
4641 I think it will drive down property values. 1.2500 0.04227 124 95 27 2
4642 You can go. I have diabetes... 1.2500 0.04691 152 125 16 11
4643 I finally got Candy Crush to download. 1.2500 0.04586 148 120 19 9
4644 The brochure promised we will lose weight faster here. 1.2500 0.04381 148 118 23 7
4645 Amazingly, there isn't a shred of coconut on their island." 1.2500 0.04029 156 122 29 5
4646 I should have used spell checker for my wish list 1.2500 0.04201 152 120 26 6
4647 The calories alone will kill us 1.2500 0.04586 148 120 19 9
4648 I’m simply saying that our vision for the future shouldn’t be as consumerist and materialist as previous generations’... 1.2500 0.04610 132 105 21 6
4649 Sucks for us, Roy, but I guarantee there will be songs written about the Wreck of the Good Ship Lollipop. 1.2500 0.04972 132 108 15 9
4650 ''Looks like another unidentified frosted object.'' 1.2500 0.04519 136 108 22 6
4651 No, it's actually spelled differently. 1.2500 0.04063 160 126 28 6
4652 Do you think the cupcake is gluten free? 1.2500 0.04771 120 95 20 5
4653 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.2500 0.04201 152 120 26 6
4654 Last time I play Candy Land while watching "Black Mirror"! 1.2500 0.04586 148 120 19 9
4655 Don’t be envious. After a while on a dessert island, the days grow stale. 1.2500 0.05083 128 105 14 9
4656 I can't, I'm doing a juice-cleanse. 1.2500 0.04239 144 113 26 5
4657 How did we miss the Good Ship Lollypop?! 1.2500 0.04433 140 111 23 6
4658 I'd been hoping for the Big Rock Candy Mountain. 1.2500 0.04326 156 125 23 8
4659 No thanks, it would go right to my thighs. 1.2500 0.03943 140 107 31 2
4660 First one there gets the strawberry! 1.2500 0.04239 144 113 26 5
4661 I'll bet $10 it's a mirage; but you'll have to swim over there to prove I'm wrong. 1.2500 0.04054 148 115 29 4
4662 They're as scared of us as we are of them. 1.2500 0.04526 124 97 23 4
4663 The thing I miss most, really, is Candy Crush. 1.2500 0.04484 148 119 21 8
4664 What if we swim there and it’s actually all gluten free? 1.2500 0.04771 120 95 20 5
4665 No , you go ahead. I’m off carbs this week. 1.2500 0.04239 144 113 26 5
4666 Awww, that's sweet. 1.2500 0.04303 152 121 24 7
4667 Meh... Even the candy canes are coconut. 1.2500 0.05030 116 93 17 6
4668 You go ahead. I'm watching my figure. 1.2500 0.04381 148 118 23 7
4669 OK, let's do it again. This time we'll add in the Mermaids. 1.2500 0.04195 140 109 27 4
4670 If only we had a Chute or a Ladder... 1.2500 0.04195 140 109 27 4
4671 All-inclusive should include us, Fred. 1.2500 0.04519 136 108 22 6
4672 Dude, it gets sweeter when you squint! 1.2500 0.04437 128 100 24 4
4673 It’s a good thing we landed on Gumdrop Mountain before global warming flooded Candyland! 1.2500 0.04123 144 112 28 4
4674 It's called Stevia island. It's just a mirage. 1.2500 0.04252 160 128 24 8
4675 Well Pat- we can either eat sweet ...or die tryin' 1.2500 0.04096 152 119 28 5
4676 Kick back and enjoy the mirage. 1.2500 0.04483 132 104 23 5
4677 As long as its a delusion, I'd rather wait until we spot Asparagus Island! 1.2500 0.04638 136 109 20 7
4678 Nothing over there is vegan, dude. 1.2500 0.04483 132 104 23 5
4679 Now, don't you wish you had taken those swimming lessons? 1.2500 0.04519 136 108 22 6
4680 Damn one-percenters. 1.2500 0.04604 156 128 17 11
4681 That's deserted island...one S 1.2500 0.05073 124 101 15 8
4682 "With our luck, there'll be veggies on the other side." 1.2500 0.04054 148 115 29 4
4683 It's just as well. They're probably not gluten free. 1.2500 0.04381 148 118 23 7
4684 My dentist would get a kick out of this. 1.2500 0.04159 160 127 26 7
4685 Counter-point: I bet they don't have any dentists. 1.2500 0.04484 148 119 21 8
4686 None for me, thanks. I'm on the keto diet. 1.2500 0.04115 168 134 26 8
4687 And neither of us can swim! 1.2500 0.04352 144 114 24 6
4688 It’s not worth the empty calories. 1.2500 0.04229 156 124 25 7
4689 I'm beginning to think maybe we're not in the Mediterranean after all. 1.2500 0.05056 120 97 16 7
4690 Yeah, so what do you think, dude - does 'random candy island' go in the 'we're probably in heaven' or the 'we're probably in hell' column? 1.2500 0.04854 132 107 17 8
4691 What, and risk dying from cavities and tooth decay? No thanks. 1.2500 0.04063 160 126 28 6
4692 I knew we should’ve gone to Stormi’s party instead of Fyre Festival. 1.2500 0.04483 132 104 23 5
4693 They’re empty calories. 1.2500 0.04352 132 103 25 4
4694 I know it's tempting but it'll totally ruin my diet. 1.2500 0.04130 156 123 27 6
4695 The grass isn't always greener. Sometimes it's cake. 1.2500 0.04096 152 119 28 5
4696 Their theme was better than ours. 1.2500 0.04484 148 119 21 8
4697 …yeah, but we have all seven Harry Potter books. 1.2500 0.04483 132 104 23 5
4698 Yea ... But do they have cocoanuts ! 1.2500 0.04029 156 122 29 5
4699 Forget about a desert oasis- I’ll take a dessert oasis any day! 1.2500 0.04303 152 121 24 7
4700 That's not the Floating Island I ordered. And where's my espresso? 1.2500 0.04201 152 120 26 6
4701 So what I’m basically hearing is that that wasn’t chocolate we just ate. 1.2500 0.04483 132 104 23 5
4702 Be honest. Do you really like it here as much as at your mom's? 1.2500 0.04501 152 123 20 9
4703 Don't get excited--it's not The Good Ship Lollipop. 1.2500 0.04734 132 106 19 7
4704 You go ahead. I’m watching my carbs. 1.2500 0.04195 140 109 27 4
4705 I guess I forgot to add the 's' when I was making my wish. 1.2500 0.04403 152 122 22 8
4706 I'm not sure giving up carbs was the right decision. 1.2500 0.03938 168 132 30 6
4707 How fortunate our shipwreck took place in the Straits of Diabetes. 1.2500 0.04352 132 103 25 4
4708 So you think the island is deserted. Is that with one "s" or two? 1.2486 0.03588 173 133 37 3
4709 I thought "deserted island" wouldn't be so literal. 1.2486 0.04112 173 139 25 9
4710 I’’ll wait here. I’m on a low carb diet. 1.2486 0.03945 173 137 29 7
4711 Sugar free or no gluten? Oh, that's right... neither of us can swim. 1.2485 0.04159 165 132 25 8
4712 Swim over if you want. I'm trying to cut down on my sugar intake. 1.2485 0.03688 165 127 35 3
4713 It came unstuck from a Disney theme park and it's all plastic. 1.2484 0.03844 161 125 32 4
4714 OK, so it's not a mountain. But the part about "the sun shines every day" was true. 1.2484 0.03688 157 120 35 2
4715 Think there's any salt-water taffy there? 1.2484 0.04205 157 125 25 7
4716 You go ahead. I'm not doing carbs right now. 1.2484 0.04006 157 123 29 5
4717 I hope the clown arrives before the guests. 1.2484 0.04107 157 124 27 6
4718 Seems like a lot of empty calories anyway. 1.2484 0.04072 153 120 28 5
4719 That’s known as the hallucination diet. 1.2484 0.04176 153 121 26 6
4720 True enough, but palm oil has numerous negative environmental consequences. 1.2484 0.04072 153 120 28 5
4721 It would be a real treat to go to that island. 1.2483 0.04030 149 116 29 4
4722 Sure it looks tempting but I’m going to wait here for the Good Ship Lollipop. 1.2483 0.04457 149 120 21 8
4723 Not for me. I am on the Paleo 1.2483 0.04457 149 120 21 8
4724 I would, but I'm trying to stay Keto. 1.2483 0.04249 149 118 25 6
4725 I know, Bill, but I’ve just always been more of a scone guy. 1.2483 0.04354 149 119 23 7
4726 I'm beginning to think Darwin may have missed a few things. 1.2483 0.04030 149 116 29 4
4727 Rotate. Time to stare at the island of helicopters, jet packs and speed boats." 1.2483 0.04354 149 119 23 7
4728 Well, at least the grass is greener on this side. 1.2483 0.04249 149 118 25 6
4729 Can't go. Diabetes. 1.2483 0.04141 149 117 27 5
4730 That's all that's left of the Big Rock Candy Mountain. 1.2483 0.04435 145 116 22 7
4731 Do you have dental floss? 1.2483 0.04098 145 113 28 4
4732 It's only day one and I'm already seeing things. 1.2483 0.04098 145 113 28 4
4733 By any chance, are you a dentist? 1.2483 0.04213 145 114 26 5
4734 Yes, we have no food, but who needs the empty calories? 1.2483 0.04435 145 116 22 7
4735 I'm trying to stay away from refined sugar. 1.2483 0.04325 145 115 24 6
4736 Personally, I’d rather be on the Appetizer Archipelago. 1.2483 0.04213 145 114 26 5
4737 Should we build a wall in case they decide to immigrate? 1.2483 0.04435 145 116 22 7
4738 Dessert, desert - what's in an "s"? 1.2483 0.04213 145 114 26 5
4739 I was not specific enough during that desert island game 1.2483 0.04213 145 114 26 5
4740 I’m glad the dolphins rescued us, but c’mon! 1.2483 0.04541 145 117 20 8
4741 There's a woman on that island, but she's a real witch. 1.2483 0.04435 145 116 22 7
4742 You're no box of chocolates either! 1.2482 0.04169 141 110 27 4
4743 Too bad we gave up carbs. 1.2482 0.04405 141 112 23 6
4744 I would, but I’m gluten-free 1.2482 0.04519 141 113 21 7
4745 We’re better off without the carbs. 1.2482 0.04405 141 112 23 6
4746 Hungry? 1.2482 0.04405 141 112 23 6
4747 I still prefer meat, so I won't stop you. 1.2482 0.04369 137 108 24 5
4748 I was sure "dessert" had only one S. 1.2482 0.04490 137 109 22 6
4749 Think of your waistline! 1.2482 0.04723 137 111 18 8
4750 Mirage or meringue? 1.2482 0.04608 137 110 20 7
4751 And we just got our summer bodies back... 1.2482 0.04244 137 107 26 4
4752 Or Wilbur Ross is now running the Coast Guard Office of Search and Rescue. 1.2482 0.04608 137 110 20 7
4753 I can't- I'm on a starvation diet. 1.2481 0.04702 133 107 19 7
4754 Rick, we're ON a desert island! Did you just wish for a dessert island? 1.2481 0.04323 133 104 25 4
4755 Yeah - I see it too! In fact, I started seeing it three days ago . . . 1.2481 0.04702 133 107 19 7
4756 Personally, I prefer a non-deserted island. 1.2481 0.04938 133 109 15 9
4757 I say we hit Entree Island first. 1.2481 0.04453 133 105 23 5
4758 You go. I'm diabetic. 1.2481 0.04407 129 101 24 4
4759 I'm pretty sure the sharks put it there. 1.2481 0.04673 129 103 20 6
4760 Our sugar daddy has arrived! 1.2481 0.04673 129 103 20 6
4761 Funny how one ‘s’ makes so much difference. 1.2481 0.04801 129 104 18 7
4762 It's a shame I'm still on my diet 1.2480 0.05036 125 102 15 8
4763 I know what my dentist would say. 1.2480 0.04495 125 98 23 4
4764 Since I’ve started keto, that really doesn’t appeal to me” 1.2479 0.04879 121 97 18 6
4765 I say it's an illusion ... would you still want to try to make it there if those are vegetables? 1.2479 0.04435 121 94 24 3
4766 You go, I don’t have enough points. 1.2472 0.03949 178 142 28 8
4767 They were out of pizza. 1.2471 0.03839 174 137 31 6
4768 Let's split that mirage down the middle! 1.2471 0.03985 170 135 28 7
4769 Relax! It's the port of call for the good ship lollipop! 1.2471 0.03897 170 134 30 6
4770 I'm off sugar and you have diabetes. 1.2470 0.04224 166 134 23 9
4771 That's Christmas Island 1.2470 0.04137 166 133 25 8
4772 They all died of diabetes. 1.2469 0.04019 162 128 28 6
4773 I don’t know, I think I’ll stay here. I don’t want to get diabetes. 1.2469 0.04384 162 132 20 10
4774 Well, I guess this means we're bringing the mains. 1.2469 0.04205 162 130 24 8
4775 I'm not so sure. Aren't you familiar with the paradox of choice? 1.2468 0.04277 158 127 23 8
4776 You think it's gluten-free? 1.2468 0.04277 158 127 23 8
4777 I'd love to, but I haven't gotten my 10,000 steps in today. 1.2468 0.04152 154 122 26 6
4778 I'm rethinking my pescatarian diet. 1.2468 0.03943 154 120 30 4
4779 For want of an additional 's' we could be over there. 1.2468 0.04352 154 124 22 8
4780 Ugh, that's going to affect property values. 1.2468 0.03943 154 120 30 4
4781 So you don't see the sharks? 1.2468 0.04049 154 121 28 5
4782 It is a tantalizing oasis, yet rather predictably gauche. 1.2468 0.04049 154 121 28 5
4783 Yeah.. true... but think of all those calories we are avoiding on our island. 1.2468 0.03721 154 118 34 2
4784 Is it really worth the calories? 1.2468 0.04448 154 125 20 9
4785 If only I wasn't on a low-carb diet. 1.2468 0.04352 154 124 22 8
4786 What are the odds those are gluten-free? 1.2468 0.04352 154 124 22 8
4787 And you said I shouldn't bring LSD on the cruise. Not so critical now, eh? 1.2468 0.04352 154 124 22 8
4788 You know Tom, we could always just swim. 1.2468 0.03943 154 120 30 4
4789 There's gotta be some middle ground. 1.2468 0.04049 154 121 28 5
4790 Get ready to say good bye to our vegan diet. 1.2468 0.04049 154 121 28 5
4791 I wouldn’t touch that pun with a 110-foot pole. 1.2468 0.04152 154 122 26 6
4792 That would’ve been the sweeter real estate deal. 1.2468 0.04448 154 125 20 9
4793 We're being rescued by the Good Ship Lolipop? 1.2467 0.04224 150 119 25 6
4794 The Good Ship Lollipop Went down around here. 1.2467 0.04628 150 123 17 10
4795 On the bright side staring at it doesn't cause cavities 1.2467 0.03893 150 116 31 3
4796 At least the grass is no greener. 1.2467 0.04328 150 120 23 7
4797 Are the Sugarplum Fairies dancing for you too? 1.2467 0.04224 150 119 25 6
4798 You texted for a Deserted Island not a Deserrted Island. 1.2467 0.04431 150 121 21 8
4799 The guy there got stranded from The Good Ship Lollipop 1.2467 0.04224 150 119 25 6
4800 'Keto, Mike. Keto. We both committed to it.' 1.2467 0.04116 150 118 27 5
4801 Do you think they have any cigarettes? 1.2467 0.04328 150 120 23 7
4802 It's the flotsam and jetsam from the Good Ship Lollypop. 1.2467 0.04006 150 117 29 4
4803 Unfortunately I let my dental insurance lapse. 1.2467 0.04006 150 117 29 4
4804 Eye candy is best kept afar. 1.2466 0.04407 146 117 22 7
4805 Let’s just call it an ‘abandoned’ island so those mirages stop appearing. 1.2466 0.04188 146 115 26 5
4806 Shark infested waters! That's the least of it. Just think what all those carbs will do to us! 1.2466 0.04407 146 117 22 7
4807 No donut is an island . . . 1.2466 0.04407 146 117 22 7
4808 Do you think there’s an insulin dispenser as well? 1.2466 0.04299 146 116 24 6
4809 Not worth the risk. I’ve heard tales of deadly PIErates on these dessert islands. 1.2466 0.04513 146 118 20 8
4810 I'd swim over there but I'm pre-diabetic. 1.2466 0.04299 146 116 24 6
4811 I call it sweetrification. 1.2466 0.04407 146 117 22 7
4812 How should I know if it's gluten-free? 1.2466 0.04299 146 116 24 6
4813 Here's the thing, Zak: I ate a piece of your foot last night, and you're made of marzipan." 1.2466 0.04188 146 115 26 5
4814 So that's what happened to 'The Good Ship Lollipop'! 1.2466 0.04407 146 117 22 7
4815 Looks great until the sharks chase you back. 1.2465 0.04378 142 113 23 6
4816 It doesn't look as iconic as this island. 1.2465 0.04262 142 112 25 5
4817 Looks like Bernie’s Campaign Committee is putting together their platform. 1.2465 0.04378 142 113 23 6
4818 The Good Ship Lollipop can't be far behind. 1.2465 0.04262 142 112 25 5
4819 Okay. We're both diabetic...and we're both cannibals. Now what? 1.2465 0.04600 142 115 19 8
4820 For Christ's sake, Tim, we're out of dental floss. 1.2465 0.04490 142 114 21 7
4821 God must’ve had autocorrect off when she made that one. 1.2464 0.04461 138 110 22 6
4822 As Mick Jagger said “You can’t always get what you want” 1.2464 0.04341 138 109 24 5
4823 It sweetens the cliché. 1.2464 0.04578 138 111 20 7
4824 i'm on a diet, what's your excuse? 1.2464 0.04692 138 112 18 8
4825 Maybe tonight there'll be pie in the sky, and tomorrow a helicopter will come! 1.2464 0.03958 138 106 30 2
4826 Too bad I gave up candy for Lent. 1.2464 0.04217 138 108 26 4
4827 I told you it was an unusual destination and you needed to use spellcheck! 1.2464 0.04341 138 109 24 5
4828 And you really are a dentist? 1.2463 0.04025 134 103 29 2
4829 It’s day ten of my no-sugar diet. 1.2463 0.04549 134 107 21 6
4830 It's OK. You'll get to like coconut 1.2463 0.04424 134 106 23 5
4831 It's the docking pier for The Good Ship Lollypop! 1.2463 0.04295 134 105 25 4
4832 All corn syrup and glutens. Forget about it. 1.2463 0.04549 134 107 21 6
4833 I never thought Candyland was a real place. The worst that could happen is we slide back to here. 1.2463 0.04295 134 105 25 4
4834 Yep; sea levels rose, and now it’s the Small Rock Candy Island. 1.2463 0.04549 134 107 21 6
4835 Can you believe those idiots wanted to be rescued? 1.2463 0.04670 134 108 19 7
4836 Like the land of milk and honey, but better. 1.2463 0.04670 134 108 19 7
4837 I have a great name for it, but we'll have to pay a royalty to Hasbro. 1.2462 0.04377 130 102 24 4
4838 The genie messed up slightly. 1.2462 0.04238 130 101 26 3
4839 Doesn’t bother me. Not atoll. 1.2462 0.04511 130 103 22 5
4840 I told you it was spelled with two esses. 1.2462 0.04511 130 103 22 5
4841 I didn't know you wanted to be on a dessert island with me! 1.2462 0.04377 130 102 24 4
4842 Tasty mirage. But I'm still hungry. 1.2462 0.04511 130 103 22 5
4843 More bad luck for a pair of diabetics. 1.2462 0.04511 130 103 22 5
4844 You go ahead. Wilson says I need to cut back on refined sugar. 1.2462 0.04768 130 105 18 7
4845 I was hoping for, you know, milk and honey but this is OK too 1.2462 0.04511 130 103 22 5
4846 The Dental Association will stop at nothing! 1.2460 0.04739 126 101 19 6
4847 Forget it, man: you’ll get fat... and there’s not a dentist in sight. 1.2460 0.04739 126 101 19 6
4848 Consider yourself lucky, almost no one escapes Neverland. 1.2460 0.04739 126 101 19 6
4849 Here comes that damn yellow submarine again 1.2459 0.04843 122 98 18 6
4850 The good ship Lollipop would've stopped here, but no, you have to cut back on glutton. 1.2459 0.04843 122 98 18 6
4851 These Disney theme parks are popping up just about everywhere 1.2459 0.04701 122 97 20 5
4852 You swim over and see. If it's real bring me back something gluten free. 1.2459 0.04701 122 97 20 5
4853 Yeah, but we need to brush and floss afterwards. 1.2457 0.03733 175 137 33 5
4854 I have diabetes. You can't swim. That desserted island is a no-go. 1.2457 0.04150 175 142 23 10
4855 I haven't seen any sharks today. 1.2456 0.03787 171 134 32 5
4856 I keep hoping I will wake up and find out this is just a nightmare about commonly confused expressions. 1.2456 0.04217 171 139 22 10
4857 At least we're not obese 1.2455 0.03843 167 131 31 5
4858 Well, grass is always pinker on the other side of the mirage. 1.2455 0.03748 167 130 33 4
4859 I wonder if they need fresh cocunuts? 1.2454 0.04272 163 132 22 9
4860 Your fantasies are working overtime, dear. 1.2454 0.03803 163 127 32 4
4861 Just my luck. I've given up sugar and gluten. 1.2454 0.04091 163 130 26 7
4862 I don’t know about you, but I’d rather be in the shade. 1.2453 0.03860 159 124 31 4
4863 The sugar high is just a mirage. 1.2453 0.03860 159 124 31 4
4864 If the current does't get you your diabetes will! 1.2453 0.04158 159 127 25 7
4865 Just des(s)ert? 1.2453 0.04158 159 127 25 7
4866 Before you go, remember, we'll always have "the tree." 1.2452 0.04128 155 123 26 6
4867 I'd swim there, but I can't afford the calories. 1.2452 0.03700 155 119 34 2
4868 I know you don’t have a toothbrush, but maybe just this one time! 1.2452 0.04229 155 124 24 7
4869 Typo probably. We're deserted, one 's'. 1.2452 0.04229 155 124 24 7
4870 It appeared this morning. Mirage or metaphor. I'm not sure. Don't forget, neither of us can swim. 1.2452 0.04229 155 124 24 7
4871 Dammit. I just started a cleanse this week. 1.2452 0.04128 155 123 26 6
4872 Tell me again why we had to select the gluten-free option? 1.2452 0.04229 155 124 24 7
4873 I counted 50 shark fins out there. Let’s give it a shot. 1.2452 0.04026 155 122 28 5
4874 The SS Cannibis wrecked there 1.2450 0.04600 151 124 17 10
4875 You go. I'm off sugar and gluten. 1.2450 0.04404 151 122 21 8
4876 I’ll draw off the gummy sharks, and you make a break for it. 1.2450 0.04303 151 121 23 7
4877 Are you getting the munchies? 1.2450 0.04303 151 121 23 7
4878 and they told me swimming would help me lose weight 1.2450 0.03983 151 118 29 4
4879 How did we get the "desert" island? 1.2449 0.04273 147 117 24 6
4880 Just our luck to get stuck in the Molasses Swamp just before we made it to the Candy Castle. 1.2449 0.04273 147 117 24 6
4881 I call it dess-ert island. 1.2449 0.04162 147 116 26 5
4882 Sure, go ahead. But I'm pretty sure the next island won't have insulin shots for your diabetes. 1.2449 0.04273 147 117 24 6
4883 Do you mind if I eat the doughnut? 1.2449 0.04049 147 115 28 4
4884 Sex is always better than sugar! 1.2449 0.04486 147 119 20 8
4885 It's where the Good Ship Lollypop docks. 1.2449 0.04588 147 120 18 9
4886 What if they want us too? 1.2448 0.04236 143 113 25 5
4887 I would like to know the catch! 1.2448 0.04351 143 114 23 6
4888 I don’t know, I’d really hate to get my hair wet. 1.2448 0.04351 143 114 23 6
4889 I know, I know, it's probably just a mirage, but should we swim over anyway to see if anything is gluten-free? 1.2448 0.04118 143 112 27 4
4890 I knew changes were going to come after that "Good Ship Lollipop" hit that reef. 1.2448 0.04236 143 113 25 5
4891 I really don't care for theme parks. 1.2448 0.04118 143 112 27 4
4892 And you're sure the sharks didn't put it there? 1.2448 0.04571 143 116 19 8
4893 So who would you choose to spend your life with on a dessert island? 1.2448 0.04571 143 116 19 8
4894 Only if it's gluten-free. 1.2448 0.04118 143 112 27 4
4895 The Great Pacific Diet Patch is always so big this time of year. 1.2448 0.04236 143 113 25 5
4896 The island is always sweeter on the other side of the water. 1.2448 0.04571 143 116 19 8
4897 The grass always looks greener over there 1.2446 0.04313 139 110 24 5
4898 Do you miss it? 1.2446 0.04548 139 112 20 7
4899 The good ship "lollypop" frequently sails these waters. 1.2446 0.04880 139 115 14 10
4900 They breathe through the candy canes. If you get close, the cake eats you. 1.2446 0.04548 139 112 20 7
4901 I told you to use spellcheck when you answered the "stranded on an island" question! 1.2446 0.04548 139 112 20 7
4902 This is nice, but I’d rather be stuck on a desserted island. 1.2446 0.04548 139 112 20 7
4903 Winters, we do the Big Rock Candy Mountain. 1.2446 0.04064 139 108 28 3
4904 I think I'm having my mom's nightmare. 1.2446 0.04432 139 111 22 6
4905 Let your conscience be your guide. 1.2446 0.04190 139 109 26 4
4906 Hansel, I believe we have been trapped in a cartoon cliche. 1.2446 0.04313 139 110 24 5
4907 This way, you won't be tempted. 1.2444 0.04135 135 105 27 3
4908 Under the circumstances I'll settle for a 'sugar high.' 1.2444 0.04394 135 107 23 5
4909 Honey -- I think we chose the wrong fantasy island. 1.2444 0.03999 135 104 29 2
4910 I think we should stay with the palm oil here rather than risk that unhealthy pure cane sugar. 1.2444 0.04267 135 106 25 4
4911 I’m vegan so no, but go if you want 1.2444 0.04394 135 107 23 5
4912 For a mirage, it's pretty generic. 1.2444 0.04518 135 108 21 6
4913 I'm pretty sure they're also antennae. 1.2444 0.04872 135 111 15 9
4914 Sure, but we have a more context-sensitive design sense. 1.2444 0.04394 135 107 23 5
4915 I've got to say, we took refudge on the wrong island. 1.2444 0.04757 135 110 17 8
4916 You know, if global warming is real, that dessert island won't be here in 10 years. 1.2443 0.04609 131 105 20 6
4917 Robinson let himself go lately. 1.2443 0.04609 131 105 20 6
4918 Leave it for the sharks, let them rot their teeth. 1.2441 0.04706 127 102 19 6
4919 I'm on keto but don't hold back on my account. 1.2441 0.04706 127 102 19 6
4920 Somehow I thought your wish for “civilisation” would turn out different. 1.2441 0.04706 127 102 19 6
4921 It’ll go right to your hips! 1.2441 0.04706 127 102 19 6
4922 You eat that crap? 1.2441 0.04571 127 101 21 5
4923 You'd think being stranded on an island would be the perfect opportunity to cut down on processed sugars... 1.2440 0.03823 168 132 31 5
4924 I heard a witch is stranded there. 1.2440 0.03915 168 133 29 6
4925 Hey Chip, why are we stranded on the deserted island rather than the dessert island? 1.2439 0.05077 123 101 14 8
4926 Did you hear any news recently about the Good Ship Lollypop going down in our area? 1.2439 0.03975 164 130 28 6
4927 I dreamed of a “Sweet Thing” joining us...and this is what we got. 1.2439 0.04335 164 134 20 10
4928 Of course it looks good, but it's all empty calories. 1.2439 0.03682 164 127 34 3
4929 I told you it was two Ss! 1.2439 0.04068 164 131 26 7
4930 Was supposed to be your surprise birthday party... I might have messed up with the address 1.2439 0.03975 164 130 28 6
4931 It’s only fair that we get our just deserts. 1.2437 0.03940 160 126 29 5
4932 Remind me again, which stage of Hansel and Gretel Syndrome are we in? 1.2437 0.03940 160 126 29 5
4933 So you're saying it's just a matter of perspective? 1.2437 0.03735 160 124 33 3
4934 It's ok, I'm not hungry. 1.2437 0.03839 160 125 31 4
4935 Dessert island is looking pretty good right about now 1.2436 0.04302 156 126 22 8
4936 At least we didn't wind up on THAT island. Sugar is so bad for you. 1.2436 0.04003 156 123 28 5
4937 Big Rock Candy Mountain my ass 1.2436 0.04105 156 124 26 6
4938 It just makes my teeth ache we look at it. 1.2436 0.04105 156 124 26 6
4939 Welcome, to Paleo Island. 1.2436 0.03791 156 121 32 3
4940 I feel like this is the sequel of FYRE FESTIVAL! 1.2436 0.04204 156 125 24 7
4941 It's too bad I can't swim, and you are totally low-carb. 1.2436 0.03898 156 122 30 4
4942 Do you think there's a sweeter life out there? 1.2436 0.04204 156 125 24 7
4943 It's still not Candy Land. 1.2434 0.04069 152 120 27 5
4944 Can we swim on an empty stomach? 1.2434 0.04277 152 122 23 7
4945 Well, I’ll be. I always thought that dessert islands were a fiction of New Yorker cartoons. 1.2434 0.04174 152 121 25 6
4946 Of course it appears right when I’m on a diet! 1.2434 0.04174 152 121 25 6
4947 I said 'dessert' island you schmuck. What are we meant to do here? 1.2434 0.04378 152 123 21 8
4948 That old witch from Hansel and Gretal never gives up, does she. 1.2434 0.04174 152 121 25 6
4949 It isn't a mirage, it's an île flottante 1.2434 0.04476 152 124 19 9
4950 We got stranded on the wrong island. 1.2434 0.04378 152 123 21 8
4951 It must be a figment of your imagination. Why don't you lie down and take a nap. Meanwhile, I think I'm going to go swimming. 1.2434 0.04277 152 122 23 7
4952 I told you there were two s's! 1.2434 0.04174 152 121 25 6
4953 I guess that’s the legendary en-suite dessert island 1.2432 0.04247 148 118 24 6
4954 Thank god I am more of a salty rather than a sweets person. 1.2432 0.04025 148 116 28 4
4955 The real mistake was using spellcheck. 1.2432 0.04137 148 117 26 5
4956 And here I thought I could finally make my diet work. 1.2432 0.04354 148 119 22 7
4957 'Probably cannibals.' 1.2432 0.04137 148 117 26 5
4958 Dang, that island looks sweet! 1.2432 0.04458 148 120 20 8
4959 They're on the Island of Misfit Carbs. 1.2432 0.04247 148 118 24 6
4960 Ok, so far so good, now we wait... 1.2432 0.04137 148 117 26 5
4961 I'm diabetic. And you? 1.2431 0.03972 144 112 29 3
4962 Unless Captain Crunch pops out, I’m not interested. 1.2431 0.04543 144 117 19 8
4963 I wish we hadn't started that diet. 1.2431 0.04324 144 115 23 6
4964 Yeah, but they don't have any coconuts! 1.2431 0.04324 144 115 23 6
4965 Still have doubts about evolution? 1.2431 0.04324 144 115 23 6
4966 You know deserted is spelled with only one s, right? 1.2431 0.04543 144 117 19 8
4967 Don't look, it's their fake news. 1.2429 0.04404 140 112 22 6
4968 If we swim over there we'll still be lost, plus we'll have acne. 1.2429 0.04286 140 111 24 5
4969 It's even worse than you think. I'm on the keto diet. 1.2429 0.04164 140 110 26 4
4970 I would, but I'm dieting. 1.2429 0.04404 140 112 22 6
4971 ...but we don't have any shoots or ladders. 1.2429 0.04404 140 112 22 6
4972 Looks like the boss remembered your birthday. 1.2429 0.04164 140 110 26 4
4973 I wished for Scrabble! 1.2429 0.04404 140 112 22 6
4974 Heck of a time to be on a low-carb diet. 1.2429 0.04519 140 113 20 7
4975 I'd prefer that Desserted Island over ours. 1.2428 0.03923 173 138 28 7
4976 So, I see another Swiss family has moved into the hood. 1.2428 0.03923 173 138 28 7
4977 It's not a mirage. My mirage would be gluten-free. 1.2426 0.04109 136 106 27 3
4978 Yes, I can swim. But I'm pretty sure those aren't gluten free. 1.2426 0.03974 136 105 29 2
4979 Bradley, I just had an incredible idea for a children's board game - or my name's not Milton. 1.2426 0.04366 136 108 23 5
4980 Seriously? You wished for Candy Cane Island? 1.2426 0.04366 136 108 23 5
4981 Of all the weeks to start Atkins... 1.2426 0.04366 136 108 23 5
4982 I don't think so. I've been trying to lose weight. 1.2426 0.04489 136 109 21 6
4983 I'd swim over but I've maxed out my dental plan. 1.2426 0.04366 136 108 23 5
4984 This is so much better that being near the Isle of Man. 1.2426 0.04725 136 111 17 8
4985 Man, as if being a diabetic isn’t bad enough... 1.2426 0.03709 169 132 33 4
4986 All yours. I’m more of a savoury guy. 1.2424 0.04318 132 104 24 4
4987 Well, that sure strikes the right note of middle aged whimsy. 1.2424 0.04450 132 105 22 5
4988 If you had to pick one person to be stranded with on a dessert island, who would it be? 1.2424 0.04703 132 107 18 7
4989 You think I'll be okay? I left my insulin on the plane. 1.2424 0.04578 132 106 20 6
4990 I told my mom I'm not into sweets, but she insisted I was getting too skinny out here. 1.2424 0.04182 132 103 26 3
4991 I can hear the sirens calling from here. 1.2424 0.04450 132 105 22 5
4992 It's supposed to be another desert island. The cartoonist put in an extra "s" on that one. 1.2424 0.04578 132 106 20 6
4993 It’s a port of call for the Good Ship Lollipop. 1.2424 0.03954 165 131 28 6
4994 Sure wish I knew how to swim. 1.2422 0.04112 161 129 25 7
4995 It's tempting but we don't have a dental plan. 1.2422 0.04539 128 102 21 5
4996 I don't know. I'm trying to stay away from carbs. 1.2422 0.04401 128 101 23 4
4997 I can see the headlines at home: Lost at Sea -- The Good Ship Lollipop .... 1.2422 0.04673 128 103 19 6
4998 Candy is dandy but sex won't rot your teeth. 1.2420 0.04277 157 127 22 8
4999 Seriously, Honey, I didn't say 'desert' island to the genie. 1.2420 0.04082 157 125 26 6
5000 It's Willie Wonka's private island. 1.2420 0.03980 157 124 28 5
5001 I don’t know about you...but this is not what I meant by “how sweet it would be to see land”! 1.2420 0.04082 157 125 26 6
5002 They say that no one ever comes in, and no one ever comes out. 1.2420 0.04371 157 128 20 9
5003 Im telling you if there is a witch we would have seen her 1.2420 0.04082 157 125 26 6
5004 A dessert-ed island! 1.2419 0.04633 124 99 20 5
5005 On the bright side, I've been trying to stay away from carbs. 1.2419 0.04187 124 96 26 2
5006 Our island is gluten-free. 1.2419 0.04490 124 98 22 4
5007 Evidently, the Candyman couldn't. 1.2418 0.03937 153 120 29 4
5008 Without a freshness date, I just can't. 1.2418 0.04150 153 122 25 6
5009 I'm hoping it's a stop for Disney Cruises. 1.2418 0.04045 153 121 27 5
5010 I thought we could finally diet in peace over here. 1.2418 0.04150 153 122 25 6
5011 If you draw a pink card, you go directly to Candyland. If you draw a blue card, you'll be swimming with the sharks. 1.2418 0.04150 153 122 25 6
5012 Thank God we're on the keto island. 1.2418 0.04045 153 121 27 5
5013 Mirage or not, the glycemic numbers have to be off the charts. 1.2418 0.04045 153 121 27 5
5014 Go ahead, I'm on a diet. 1.2418 0.04252 153 123 23 7
5015 Now this is a National Emergency! 1.2417 0.05020 120 98 15 7
5016 But did you actually see the sharks making it? 1.2417 0.05292 120 100 11 9
5017 I Was better at Chutes and Ladders" 1.2416 0.04431 149 121 20 8
5018 Damn, the tsunami got the Big Rock Candy Mountain! 1.2416 0.03886 149 116 30 3
5019 Tell me once again what we were doing when the Good Ship Lollipop sank. 1.2416 0.04113 149 118 26 5
5020 Your going to desert me for a sleazy dessert. 1.2416 0.04222 149 119 24 6
5021 Just the tip of the iceberg, Jack. 1.2416 0.04431 149 121 20 8
5022 Either we're meant to eat it or its meant to eat us. 1.2416 0.04431 149 121 20 8
5023 I'm just trying to stay away from carbs. 1.2416 0.04222 149 119 24 6
5024 You did agree that the palm tree was a nice touch 1.2416 0.03886 149 116 30 3
5025 Sometimes I wonder whether we should have chosen the dessert island instead. 1.2416 0.04113 149 118 26 5
5026 Too bad our politicians don't believe in Global Sweetening. 1.2416 0.04328 149 120 22 7
5027 So, Gretel, now we know where tropical witches live. 1.2416 0.03886 149 116 30 3
5028 Looks unhealthy 1.2416 0.04222 149 119 24 6
5029 Did you pack the dental floss? 1.2416 0.04328 149 120 22 7
5030 What do we have to lose? 1.2414 0.04407 145 117 21 7
5031 It doesn't look gluten free. 1.2414 0.04297 145 116 23 6
5032 I heard the sharks in this area are highly intelligent predators. 1.2414 0.04619 145 119 17 9
5033 Every day it's a different flying saucer... 1.2414 0.04297 145 116 23 6
5034 I told you the word had an extra s in it, didn’t I? 1.2414 0.04297 145 116 23 6
5035 Cavity Island? 1.2414 0.04068 145 114 27 4
5036 It’s not worth it, they’re probably loaded with corn syrup. 1.2414 0.04407 145 117 21 7
5037 You know I'm not doing carbs, right? 1.2414 0.04297 145 116 23 6
5038 Too bad neither of us can swim. 1.2414 0.04184 145 115 25 5
5039 Deserted island? More like-" "WE GET IT, STEVE! 1.2414 0.04514 145 118 19 8
5040 I'd be tempted only if there's also an island nearby with a giant insulin syringe. 1.2412 0.03783 170 134 31 5
5041 It's on the map, Diabetes Island. 1.2412 0.03690 170 133 33 4
5042 It's a mirage. And there's only one "s" in desert. 1.2411 0.04376 141 113 22 6
5043 I tell you, it’s spelled with one s, not two. 1.2411 0.04138 141 111 26 4
5044 Do you have your credit card on you? 1.2411 0.04602 141 115 18 8
5045 JUST WHEN IM FINALLY ABLE TO FIT INTO MY LEVIS.... 1.2411 0.04376 141 113 22 6
5046 On second thought, I'll start my diet tomorrow. 1.2411 0.04259 141 112 24 5
5047 Really, I just can't risk it; I finally have my diabetes under control. 1.2411 0.04259 141 112 24 5
5048 What makes you think it's a spaceship? 1.2411 0.04014 141 110 28 3
5049 That coconut milk was tasty, wasn't it? 1.2410 0.03933 166 132 28 6
5050 Yeh, I’m also doing sugar free January.. 1.2410 0.04202 166 135 22 9
5051 I picked the wrong week to be off sugar. 1.2409 0.04337 137 109 23 5
5052 Dude, that stuff will kill you. 1.2409 0.04459 137 110 21 6
5053 I think I might have left out an s. 1.2409 0.04578 137 111 19 7
5054 It's true! The Garden of Eden is actually Cane enabled! 1.2409 0.04082 137 107 27 3
5055 Sand is always sweeter on the other side. 1.2409 0.04212 137 108 25 4
5056 I would try to swim to it but I'm diabetic. 1.2409 0.04337 137 109 23 5
5057 Big Rock Candy...Island? 1.2409 0.04337 137 109 23 5
5058 I'd swim over there if you were a dentist. 1.2407 0.03994 162 129 27 6
5059 *Insert Dessert Island Pun* 1.2406 0.04420 133 106 22 5
5060 I knew we should’ve used a travel agent 1.2406 0.04909 133 110 14 9
5061 You go ahead, I'm committed to my Ketogenic diet. 1.2406 0.04289 133 105 24 4
5062 I think it's the Disney submarine. 1.2406 0.04547 133 107 20 6
5063 I'm thinking major GMOs, herbicides, and pesticides. We're good. 1.2406 0.04289 133 105 24 4
5064 'Swim left,' you said 1.2406 0.04015 133 103 28 2
5065 I'm pretty sure it's the sharks. 1.2406 0.04547 133 107 20 6
5066 Calorie Island is very nice this time of year. 1.2405 0.04253 158 128 22 8
5067 I guess we should've taken the Goodship Lollipop. 1.2405 0.04438 158 130 18 10
5068 Well, at least we’ll stay fit and trim. 1.2405 0.03958 158 125 28 5
5069 Strange. I see brunch 1.2405 0.03749 158 123 32 3
5070 I don’t care if we drown swimming back to the shade. 1.2405 0.04059 158 126 26 6
5071 The Oompa Loompas are quiet today 1.2405 0.04528 158 131 16 11
5072 Dude, there’s no way that’s not a mirage. 1.2405 0.04157 158 127 24 7
5073 So Shirley Temple lied? 1.2405 0.04253 158 128 22 8
5074 That must be Diabetes Island. I noticed it on the map. 1.2405 0.04059 158 126 26 6
5075 Do you see it too? 1.2405 0.04157 158 127 24 7
5076 Calorie Island" is a tempting place to visit but I wouldn't want to live there 1.2403 0.04230 129 101 25 3
5077 It is not what it looks like. 1.2403 0.04230 129 101 25 3
5078 I know you're hungry, Bob, but I'm your dietician, and I insist we stay put. 1.2403 0.03915 154 121 29 4
5079 Think how lucky we are that coconut is gluten-free. 1.2403 0.03915 154 121 29 4
5080 “Its either a mirage or we found the final resting place of the good ship Lollipop” 1.2403 0.03915 154 121 29 4
5081 We can't swim over there! I don't have my toothbrush. 1.2403 0.04228 154 124 23 7
5082 It's a Fake Mirage. 1.2403 0.04327 154 125 21 8
5083 Remember that scene in 'Papillon' where Steve McQueen eats a doughnut? 1.2403 0.03915 154 121 29 4
5084 I wish I knew how to swim. 1.2403 0.04228 154 124 23 7
5085 Global warming has certainly had its effect on the North Pole. 1.2400 0.03967 175 141 26 8
5086 We re going to die, but have slightly more shade. 1.2400 0.03978 150 118 28 4
5087 My doctor said take a relaxing vacation and avoid sugar. 1.2400 0.03746 150 116 32 2
5088 I'm giving Paleo one more week and then I'm going over 1.2400 0.03978 150 118 28 4
5089 I wonder if the owners of that abandoned amusement park still think global warming's not real. 1.2400 0.04505 150 123 18 9
5090 Simple sugars?! It looks pretty complex to me. 1.2400 0.04405 150 122 20 8
5091 Too bad I’m on a sugar-free diet. 1.2400 0.03863 150 117 30 3
5092 Dang sharks are at it again! 1.2398 0.04113 171 139 23 9
5093 The witch from Hansel & Gretel has really upped her game. 1.2398 0.03763 171 135 31 5
5094 And to think that back in the States, they think this is just a raft of plastic straws. 1.2398 0.04113 171 139 23 9
5095 We haven’t had water for days, Will. It’s not what you think. Trust me on this one. 1.2397 0.03676 146 112 33 1
5096 Well, the second Fyre Festival looks promising. 1.2397 0.04380 146 118 21 7
5097 It's not a mirage. There's cheesecake. 1.2397 0.04043 146 115 27 4
5098 You can't have your cake island and eat it, too. 1.2397 0.04159 146 116 25 5
5099 Sharks or sugars... who knows 1.2397 0.04159 146 116 25 5
5100 They call it the 'Plane Crash Diet.' 1.2397 0.04159 146 116 25 5
5101 If I weren't watching my weight . . . 1.2397 0.04380 146 118 21 7
5102 No, I didn’t pack a spare toothbrush. 1.2397 0.03925 146 114 29 3
5103 20 minutes on the keto diet and i'm hallucinating 1.2397 0.04271 146 117 23 6
5104 Think they're gluten free? 1.2397 0.04271 146 117 23 6
5105 Do we really need the empty calories? 1.2397 0.04043 146 115 27 4
5106 Sure, we could swim it, but I worry about the health consequences of more refined sugar in my diet. 1.2397 0.04486 146 119 19 8
5107 My favorite mirage! 1.2397 0.04698 121 97 19 5
5108 So this is how we will work on delayed gratification issues? 1.2395 0.04003 167 134 26 7
5109 You go ahead, I don’t have my insulin.” 1.2394 0.04462 142 115 20 7
5110 If only we had some whipped cream. 1.2394 0.04232 142 113 24 5
5111 I said stop with the 'good ship lollipop' wisecracks but would you listen? 1.2394 0.04348 142 114 22 6
5112 Technically it's an unlimited buffet but we really should have read the fine print." 1.2394 0.04348 142 114 22 6
5113 What did I tell you Diane? The perfect solution to our utter lack of self control. 1.2394 0.03989 142 111 28 3
5114 Think any of it is Gluten Free? 1.2394 0.04232 142 113 24 5
5115 Do you want to reconsider our Keto pledge? 1.2394 0.04348 142 114 22 6
5116 Is it still important that we watch our weight? 1.2394 0.04112 142 112 26 4
5117 In the islands, Christmas comes early. 1.2394 0.03989 142 111 28 3
5118 Cupcakes and candy canes are the best hallucinations! 1.2394 0.04112 142 112 26 4
5119 The grass always looks greener on the other island. 1.2394 0.04462 142 115 20 7
5120 Our coconuts are more nutricious. 1.2394 0.04112 142 112 26 4
5121 Sure, it looks good, but it's just not worth the calories. 1.2394 0.04112 142 112 26 4
5122 The grass is always greener, Phil. 1.2394 0.04232 142 113 24 5
5123 At least we don't have to imagine what it looks like. 1.2394 0.04112 142 112 26 4
5124 Too bad you lost your insulin in the crash 1.2394 0.04462 142 115 20 7
5125 And one, and two, and three: "On the good ship lollypop......." 1.2393 0.04646 117 93 20 4
5126 I wanted to be stranded alone on a dessert Isle, but I never get what I wish for. 1.2393 0.04159 163 132 23 8
5127 With our luck, it's sugar-free! 1.2391 0.04309 138 110 23 5
5128 From just our desert to our just dessert -- now we're talkin' 1.2391 0.04309 138 110 23 5
5129 Let's wait for cheat day. 1.2391 0.04309 138 110 23 5
5130 Tune in next week for the finale of "The Biggest Loser in... Paradise?" 1.2391 0.04056 138 108 27 3
5131 Can't wait for cheat day! 1.2391 0.04663 138 113 17 8
5132 Sweet, isn’t it ? 1.2391 0.04430 138 111 21 6
5133 Now if we only had the Good Ship Lollipop.... 1.2391 0.04663 138 113 17 8
5134 Ever hear of that fish which dangles a bait over it's mouth? 1.2391 0.04430 138 111 21 6
5135 I would volunteer, but I’m trying to lose a few pounds. 1.2391 0.04056 138 108 27 3
5136 What's a mirage? 1.2391 0.04663 138 113 17 8
5137 I thought Candy Land was just a game 1.2391 0.04185 138 109 25 4
5138 One wish, and you had to leave out the "s." 1.2390 0.04228 159 129 22 8
5139 This is the third hallucination you have had in a week. 1.2390 0.03620 159 123 34 2
5140 That's good, but I was hoping for some of the great humor these situations are famous for. 1.2390 0.04036 159 127 26 6
5141 Well yeah, but the elementary school is only a 4. 1.2390 0.04036 159 127 26 6
5142 Aw shucks, missed it by one S 1.2389 0.04580 113 89 21 3
5143 I hear they use artificial sweeteners. 1.2388 0.04391 134 107 22 5
5144 Our ship's name was the Lollipop, why? 1.2388 0.04261 134 106 24 4
5145 I’d rather be desserted. 1.2388 0.04639 134 109 18 7
5146 On Monday morning it seemed like a good idea to cut out all sugar and carbs, by Monday afternoon life no longer seemed worth living. 1.2388 0.04517 134 108 20 6
5147 They all died from obesity-related diseases. 1.2387 0.03999 155 123 27 5
5148 I call it "Island Pt. 2," but, sure, "Candy Island" sounds good too. 1.2387 0.03893 155 122 29 4
5149 I'm more ambivalent about sea level rise than I once was. 1.2387 0.04302 155 126 21 8
5150 this is nothing compared to the eruption 1.2387 0.03999 155 123 27 5
5151 I dunno, man, I'm trying to watch my carbs. 1.2387 0.03671 155 120 33 2
5152 We would have to go off of the Keto diet. 1.2387 0.04203 155 125 23 7
5153 Not me. Too much gluten. 1.2387 0.04203 155 125 23 7
5154 You think they're gluten-free? 1.2385 0.04477 130 104 21 5
5155 I had hoped this would be an opportunity to drop a few pounds. 1.2385 0.04477 130 104 21 5
5156 Guess I picked the wrong week to lay off the carbs. 1.2385 0.04477 130 104 21 5
5157 I've never been much for sweets. 1.2385 0.04736 130 106 17 7
5158 I don't know ... Fyre was pretty bad too. 1.2385 0.04202 130 102 25 3
5159 Only you would wish for the Good Ship Lollipop! 1.2385 0.04202 130 102 25 3
5160 That will kill you faster then this. 1.2384 0.04064 151 120 26 5
5161 No. I'm on a paleo diet. 1.2384 0.04064 151 120 26 5
5162 We should have booked the Good Ship Lollipop. 1.2384 0.04378 151 123 20 8
5163 If you’re worried about spoiling our appetites, I feel like we won’t be having dinner for a while. 1.2384 0.04064 151 120 26 5
5164 I don’t know ... it was just there when I woke up. 1.2384 0.04276 151 122 22 7
5165 I really picked the wrong month to go Paleo." 1.2384 0.04276 151 122 22 7
5166 Want to jump the shark? 1.2384 0.04172 151 121 24 6
5167 If we swim both ways,we burn more calories. 1.2384 0.03954 151 119 28 4
5168 You can go but I'm staying on this Keto diet. 1.2384 0.04378 151 123 20 8
5169 I'd swim over, but my dentist said no sweets. 1.2384 0.03954 151 119 28 4
5170 And just abandon my New Year’s resolution? Please - that’s such a cliche. 1.2384 0.04064 151 120 26 5
5171 First you look like a cheeseburger to me,and now THIS! 1.2381 0.03901 147 115 29 3
5172 It's not the sharks it's the gluten. 1.2381 0.03655 147 113 33 1
5173 I would have booked a desserted island if I had known it would be so deserted. 1.2381 0.03901 147 115 29 3
5174 I bet it's all coconut flavored. 1.2381 0.03973 126 97 28 1
5175 Do you think it's a mirage? 1.2381 0.04567 126 101 20 5
5176 Is that a mirage or are we playing candy land? 1.2381 0.03798 168 133 30 5
5177 If only we had a gingerbread boat ... 1.2381 0.04353 147 119 21 7
5178 Legend has it that's the island where the cruise ship's dessert chef washed up. 1.2381 0.04157 168 137 22 9
5179 God, I miss gluten! 1.2381 0.04353 147 119 21 7
5180 True. We both have diabetes and neither of us is a strong swimmer, but still... 1.2381 0.04157 168 137 22 9
5181 It's just as well. I've been watching my sugars. 1.2381 0.04245 147 118 23 6
5182 Why would Thiebaud have an installation way out here? 1.2381 0.04459 147 120 19 8
5183 I've always wondered what it was like to live the sweet life. 1.2381 0.04133 147 117 25 5
5184 And here we are with our darn Diabetes." 1.2381 0.04133 147 117 25 5
5185 It makes our coconut water suck, doesn’t it? 1.2381 0.04280 126 99 24 3
5186 It’s just a mirage, one of the unanticipated symptoms of ketosis. 1.2381 0.03798 168 133 30 5
5187 I'll stay here; I'm on a diet 1.2381 0.03901 147 115 29 3
5188 Yeah, but those candy canes don't look like they cast much shade. 1.2378 0.04044 164 132 25 7
5189 Some genies aren't certified. 1.2378 0.04136 164 133 23 8
5190 Remember how huge The Big Rock Candy Mountain seemed to us when we were kids? 1.2378 0.04136 164 133 23 8
5191 That extra "S" really makes a difference. 1.2378 0.04543 143 117 18 8
5192 It's out of our points! 1.2378 0.04087 143 113 26 4
5193 Well, at least the grass isn't greener on the other side. 1.2378 0.04087 143 113 26 4
5194 You should see it when the sugarplum fairies are on spring break! 1.2378 0.03965 143 112 28 3
5195 Keto this, keto that. If it’s so great, that Island would be covered in cauliflower and unsalted nuts. Well, it’s not. 1.2378 0.04206 143 114 24 5
5196 I can't believe we gave up sweets for lent. 1.2378 0.04321 143 115 22 6
5197 Like, none of that stuff is Paleo! 1.2378 0.04321 143 115 22 6
5198 I picked a bad month to go on a diet 1.2378 0.04434 143 116 20 7
5199 Is this what it feels like to be on Keto? 1.2378 0.04543 143 117 18 8
5200 Doesn't that grass looker greener? 1.2378 0.04087 143 113 26 4
5201 It get's better, they're building a wall. 1.2378 0.03838 143 111 30 2
5202 Are you seeing what I'm seeing? 1.2378 0.04206 143 114 24 5
5203 It just suddenly occurred to me that getting stuck here is just desserts for us criminals. 1.2378 0.04206 143 114 24 5
5204 Well, no offense, but being alone on a desserted island doesn't look so bad after all. 1.2377 0.04807 122 99 17 6
5205 Very tempting yes. But all I can think about is Hansel and Gretel. 1.2377 0.04664 122 98 19 5
5206 It’s tempting now, but after 10 days on the coconut-water cleanse you’ll see that dessert island for what it really is ... cavities, diabetes and sand. 1.2375 0.04205 160 130 22 8
5207 Fyre Festival delivery snafu. Hungry? 1.2375 0.04013 160 128 26 6
5208 ​I’ve been so disgusted with myself since the holidays; I really shouldn’t. 1.2375 0.03708 160 125 32 3
5209 You know, I think things are better on the other side. 1.2375 0.04013 160 128 26 6
5210 Just don’t get roped into the talk, that there is one pricey timeshare. 1.2375 0.04013 160 128 26 6
5211 Looks like the Good Ship Lollipop made a happy landing. 1.2375 0.03914 160 127 28 5
5212 Gotta hand it to you, this is one helluva view. 1.2375 0.03914 160 127 28 5
5213 To avoid the same mistake choosing in the future, remember the double-S means you want more. 1.2374 0.04282 139 111 23 5
5214 You go ahead. No way I'm eating dessert before supper. 1.2374 0.04158 139 110 25 4
5215 Seriously, this may be the moment to forget about that allergy. 1.2374 0.04282 139 111 23 5
5216 It's disconcerting how quickly that ambush predator adapted to our presence. 1.2374 0.04282 139 111 23 5
5217 Drat, I didn't save room for dessert! 1.2374 0.04519 139 113 19 7
5218 I heard it was surrounded by diabetic sharks 1.2374 0.04282 139 111 23 5
5219 Remember, we have to wait ninety minutes before we swim to our next meal 1.2374 0.04282 139 111 23 5
5220 This is my 27th deserted island gig... you'd think these cartoons would get better than this... 1.2374 0.04402 139 112 21 6
5221 Do you think it’s sugar free? 1.2374 0.04158 139 110 25 4
5222 ...and then he pulled us out of The Paris Agreement... 1.2374 0.04852 139 116 13 10
5223 It sucks to have a gluten allergy. 1.2374 0.04402 139 112 21 6
5224 Oh, double “s”? 1.2374 0.04031 139 109 27 3
5225 Sure, but our grass is greener. 1.2374 0.04031 139 109 27 3
5226 Its actually a submerged part of the Big Rock Candy Mountain chain. 1.2374 0.04402 139 112 21 6
5227 You go ahead. I didn't bring my fat pants. 1.2374 0.04402 139 112 21 6
5228 I can't even look at refined sugar without it going straight to my waistline 1.2374 0.04158 139 110 25 4
5229 It's obvious that you do not know the difference between dessert and desert! 1.2374 0.04402 139 112 21 6
5230 I’ll bet none of it is gluten free. 1.2374 0.04282 139 111 23 5
5231 No chocolate?...I think I’ll pass. 1.2373 0.04611 118 94 20 4
5232 You're just dehydrated. 1.2372 0.04079 156 125 25 6
5233 Now that we’ve finished off Broccoli Island, whaddya say we go polish off Candy Cane Island? 1.2372 0.04079 156 125 25 6
5234 Now I understand why our friends find your veganism insufferable 1.2372 0.04079 156 125 25 6
5235 ‘Lately I’ve begun to reconsider my hardline stance on selling out.’ 1.2372 0.03762 156 122 31 3
5236 This must mean the Good Ship Lollipop will be here soon. 1.2372 0.04079 156 125 25 6
5237 In know it's a mirage but I'm going to swim for it anyway. 1.2372 0.03762 156 122 31 3
5238 Thank Heavens I’m on a low carb diet. 1.2372 0.03871 156 123 29 4
5239 Ever since I started this fast I just don't even want sugar anymore. 1.2372 0.04179 156 126 23 7
5240 Do they have mirages in the ocean? 1.2372 0.04179 156 126 23 7
5241 You think it’s real? 1.2372 0.04079 156 125 25 6
5242 Dang...why couldn't we have ended up on a "dessert" island? 1.2370 0.04727 135 111 16 8
5243 If my wife finds out, she'll kill me 1.2370 0.04487 135 109 20 6
5244 I said two 'S's, Randy, now we're stuck on the desert isle. 1.2370 0.04727 135 111 16 8
5245 I wonder if Katy Perry is over there 1.2370 0.04100 135 106 26 3
5246 We must first eat our vegetables. 1.2370 0.04362 135 108 22 5
5247 If only we had "Chutes and Ladders". 1.2370 0.04487 135 109 20 6
5248 It's a totally dessertic island. 1.2370 0.04608 135 110 18 7
5249 Why did we have to sign up for the low-carb cruise? 1.2368 0.04147 152 122 24 6
5250 I’m not saying you don’t have nice buns, I’m just saying that the ones over there look gorgeous. 1.2368 0.04874 114 92 17 5
5251 I would, but I gave up sweets for lent! 1.2368 0.04147 152 122 24 6
5252 What happened to the cigarette trees? 1.2368 0.04041 152 121 26 5
5253 Not sure why you thought THIS was the best island to open a dental office. 1.2368 0.04548 152 126 16 10
5254 I'm waiting for a Groupon deal. 1.2368 0.03931 152 120 28 4
5255 If you have to swim off the calories, they don't taste as good 1.2368 0.03819 152 119 30 3
5256 ...and all we got was mushrooms. 1.2368 0.04041 152 121 26 5
5257 The grass is always greener when it's made of mint frosting. 1.2368 0.04147 152 122 24 6
5258 Good thing we both went Paleo. 1.2368 0.03931 152 120 28 4
5259 It's just as well. I'm avoiding carbs. 1.2367 0.03778 169 134 30 5
5260 You see desserts. They're deli sandwiches to me. Let's just agree to disagree. 1.2366 0.04312 131 104 23 4
5261 Maybe I'll start eating carbs again. 1.2366 0.04576 131 106 19 6
5262 As I don't have any teeth left - I say let's go for it! 1.2366 0.04446 131 105 21 5
5263 It's not a mirage -- mirages can only happen in a desert 1.2366 0.04446 131 105 21 5
5264 It’s a type of mirage known as “Fata Morgana,” and it triggers an irresistible urge to play board games. 1.2366 0.04030 131 102 27 2
5265 Man, I should have paid better attention in spelling class 1.2366 0.04826 131 108 15 8
5266 Oh, look! It's the birds and the bees And the cigarette trees with lemonade springs and the bluebird sings ... It's the Big Rock Candy Mountain. 1.2366 0.04446 131 105 21 5
5267 Can you even imagine being out here and needing a dentist? 1.2366 0.03796 186 150 28 8
5268 I know it looks tempting, but I once saw a headline that read: Sugar Kills! 1.2365 0.04326 148 120 21 7
5269 It was called the good ship Loppypop But it went off course 1.2365 0.04326 148 120 21 7
5270 It's just a mirage ... Trump Island ain't that sweet! 1.2365 0.04219 148 119 23 6
5271 You decide, which is worse, swimming with sharks or tooth decay. 1.2365 0.03995 148 117 27 4
5272 Wish we didn’t start Weight Watchers yesterday. 1.2365 0.03878 148 116 29 3
5273 Which one has the double 'S' again? 1.2365 0.03995 148 117 27 4
5274 Sspelling countss. 1.2365 0.04431 148 121 19 8
5275 Well, I'm sick of coconuts too but think of the tooth decay! 1.2364 0.03737 165 130 31 4
5276 I love you, sugar. 1.2364 0.04022 165 133 25 7
5277 Would you rather be on that dessert-ed island? 1.2364 0.04022 165 133 25 7
5278 I was my junior high spelling champion,” you said. “I say there’s only one s in dessert,” you said. 1.2364 0.04113 165 134 23 8
5279 and they all died from obesity 1.2364 0.03929 165 132 27 6
5280 No kidding! I’m on the paleo diet too. 1.2362 0.04803 127 104 16 7
5281 What a lousy time to be diabetic. 1.2362 0.04671 127 103 18 6
5282 I told them my favorite dessert was coconut Mounds. 1.2362 0.04101 127 99 26 2
5283 No. I'm keto 1.2362 0.04535 127 102 20 5
5284 Best not, I think our cannibal neighbor just set another trap. 1.2362 0.04535 127 102 20 5
5285 The real issue is the 90% of it you don't see. 1.2362 0.04251 127 100 24 3
5286 OK, today I get to crack wise about being marooned on a DESSERT island. Your turn to look out for the Good Ship Lollipop. 1.2361 0.04180 144 115 24 5
5287 To be honest,I would have wished for a Russ & Daughters 1.2361 0.04294 144 116 22 6
5288 Fake News? 1.2361 0.04515 144 118 18 8
5289 The sprinkles are always sweeter on the other side. 1.2361 0.04180 144 115 24 5
5290 Candy, candy everywhere, and not a piece to eat! 1.2361 0.04062 144 114 26 4
5291 I don't know if it's worth it, I'm more a savoury type of guy." 1.2361 0.04515 144 118 18 8
5292 Want to play Candyland? 1.2361 0.04294 144 116 22 6
5293 I say we go today. There could be a wall around it tomorrow. 1.2361 0.04621 144 119 16 9
5294 No Bob, I have not forgotten how you feel about puns.” 1.2361 0.04294 144 116 22 6
5295 I think we are not on our sweet spot 1.2361 0.03940 144 113 28 3
5296 Yeah, but can you imagine the view from there? 1.2361 0.04294 144 116 22 6
5297 It was a new bakery that, tragically, last Christmas, forgot the maxim "location, location, location." 1.2361 0.04294 144 116 22 6
5298 You go ahead. I'm trying to cut back on sugar. 1.2360 0.03991 161 129 26 6
5299 IT DOESN'T MATTER, I AM ON A NO SUGER DIET. 1.2360 0.04181 161 131 22 8
5300 This is my third time at Fyre Fest. 1.2358 0.05043 123 102 13 8
5301 Is it my imagination, or do you also see a steak and lobster dinner? 1.2358 0.04771 123 100 17 6
5302 I would, but I'm on a no-swim diet. 1.2358 0.04909 123 101 15 7
5303 Like Voltaire said, "Illusion is the first of all pleasures" 1.2357 0.04254 140 112 23 5
5304 It’s okay, you go. I can’t do carbs. 1.2357 0.04602 140 115 17 8
5305 I told you that coconut had gone bad... 1.2357 0.04132 140 111 25 4
5306 I'm not that worried about the piranhas, but my cholesterol would go through the roof. 1.2357 0.04132 140 111 25 4
5307 It would be worth the swim if I wasn't trying to watch my figure. 1.2357 0.04373 140 113 21 6
5308 Looks much sweeter over there. 1.2357 0.04132 140 111 25 4
5309 I would swim over, but before I do, are you seeing what I'm seeing, or am I just hallucinating. 1.2357 0.04489 140 114 19 7
5310 We still need fresh water, though. 1.2357 0.04602 140 115 17 8
5311 I guess we've got dessert covered. Now we just need some fish for our entree. 1.2357 0.04132 140 111 25 4
5312 sweetie,you remembered 1.2357 0.04132 140 111 25 4
5313 yeah, but I don't do gluten 1.2357 0.04254 140 112 23 5
5314 Damn my computer spell check. I know I typed "dessert island" on the Expedia website. 1.2357 0.04489 140 114 19 7
5315 It’s for the best, diabetes is a killer. 1.2357 0.04254 140 112 23 5
5316 Nah, you go ahead. I'm strictly paleo. 1.2357 0.03849 157 124 29 4
5317 I'm starting to regret taking the gluten-free option. 1.2357 0.04055 157 126 25 6
5318 They survived the wreck of the Good Ship Lollipop! 1.2357 0.04055 157 126 25 6
5319 They're out of salt water taffy until low tide! 1.2357 0.04155 157 127 23 7
5320 Sure it's tempting ... until high tide. 1.2357 0.04252 157 128 21 8
5321 We really picked the wrong time to start the keto diet, didn't we? 1.2357 0.03953 157 125 27 5
5322 You go ahead, I'm gluten free. 1.2357 0.03953 157 125 27 5
5323 You have to learn to see past the spam to the deeper hallucinations. 1.2357 0.04155 157 127 23 7
5324 Lovely antennas on that one! 1.2353 0.04457 136 110 20 6
5325 Yeah, I know how to swim but I'm on a diet 1.2353 0.04017 153 122 26 5
5326 I wonder if those cupcakes are gluten-free. 1.2353 0.04333 136 109 22 5
5327 But I thought I said dessert island. 1.2353 0.04205 136 108 24 4
5328 We are so lucky to have such a great view of the mirage! 1.2353 0.04226 153 124 22 7
5329 Think the sharks are gone? 1.2353 0.03940 170 137 26 7
5330 I really wish that genie hadn't been such a stickler for spelling. 1.2353 0.04457 136 110 20 6
5331 I still think we made the right choice enrolling on Diet Island. 1.2353 0.04205 136 108 24 4
5332 You think Uber Eats delivers out here...? 1.2353 0.04205 136 108 24 4
5333 Sure, but once you finish with desssert, you’re left on a desert island with no shade. Just look at our beautiful palm tree. 1.2353 0.04333 136 109 22 5
5334 Relax. The "Good Ship Lollipop" ferry should be arriving at any minute. 1.2353 0.05022 119 98 14 7
5335 No, thanks. I’ll stay here. I can’t eat sweets on an empty stomach. 1.2353 0.04333 136 109 22 5
5336 I call dibs on the strawberry. Your turn. 1.2353 0.03938 136 106 28 2
5337 It may look like the Good Ship Lollipop to you, but it looks like one helluva huge angler fish to me! 1.2353 0.04457 136 110 20 6
5338 Nice. Let’s do the women’s beach volleyball one again. 1.2353 0.04123 153 123 24 6
5339 Go for it, man. I'm on a low-carb diet. 1.2353 0.04226 153 124 22 7
5340 If you think its hat is in poor taste, wait until you can see its handbag. 1.2353 0.04577 136 111 18 7
5341 Think there's a milk island out there somewhere? 1.2349 0.03717 166 131 31 4
5342 I heard that's where the good ship Lolipop washed ashore. 1.2349 0.03617 166 130 33 3
5343 Yeah, they’re baked fresh everyday. 1.2349 0.03814 166 132 29 5
5344 Listen Bob, I understand that YOU can’t swim, but this suicide pact seems a little unfair 1.2349 0.04300 149 121 21 7
5345 I am getting sick of that commercial. 1.2349 0.04404 149 122 19 8
5346 Enough, desert, one 's' or two, homonym, homophone, homograph...can't we discuss something more important? 1.2349 0.04084 149 119 25 5
5347 Gluten, fats, sugar. I'll stick with the coconut thanks. 1.2349 0.04084 149 119 25 5
5348 That's amore! 1.2349 0.03971 149 118 27 4
5349 Yes, I like coconuts, but that desserted island just looks better... 1.2349 0.04084 149 119 25 5
5350 So sweet! I’ve never seen someone sugarcoat a situation so well... 1.2349 0.04799 149 126 11 12
5351 I just keep thinking, "I could have grabbed my toothbrush". 1.2349 0.03971 149 118 27 4
5352 I really feel so much better after our annual sugar detox vacay. 1.2349 0.04084 149 119 25 5
5353 The witch said it was okay to swim over there, Hansel. 1.2349 0.04404 149 122 19 8
5354 I won't tell my nutritionist if you don't. 1.2349 0.04193 149 120 23 6
5355 Finally, it's cheat day! 1.2349 0.04193 149 120 23 6
5356 The calories we’d burn avoiding the sharks would make the desserts worthwhile. 1.2349 0.04084 149 119 25 5
5357 Sometimes things are just sweeter on the other side 1.2349 0.04084 149 119 25 5
5358 Do you think it’s sugarless? 1.2349 0.03971 149 118 27 4
5359 I said dessert island, not desert island. 1.2348 0.04670 132 108 17 7
5360 Ignore it Tom,this is what the 'Brexit' campaign promised and look where we ended up! 1.2348 0.04416 132 106 21 5
5361 Damn the luck. I’m on a low carb diet. 1.2348 0.04283 132 105 23 4
5362 For the hundredth time, Forrest, ours is the one with one 's.' 1.2348 0.04545 132 107 19 6
5363 Just like all small communities, the building department hasn't given final approvals for a full set of Arches 1.2348 0.04146 132 104 25 3
5364 Dude, you forgot the second S 1.2348 0.04146 132 104 25 3
5365 What are the odds they’re gluten free. 1.2346 0.03722 179 143 30 6
5366 The Good Ship Lollipop crew couldn't swim. 1.2346 0.03969 162 130 26 6
5367 I would, but I’m on the desert island cleanse. 1.2346 0.03969 162 130 26 6
5368 All yours - I’m going carb-free this month. 1.2346 0.03969 162 130 26 6
5369 Too bad the Good Ship Lollypop didn't stop on our island. 1.2345 0.04268 145 117 22 6
5370 Fred, the singular thing that has kept my sanity is that one day this tree will bear fruit and then the cake people will be jealous. 1.2345 0.03792 145 113 30 2
5371 Well we finished the first 3 courses on this side, how do we get across to the dessert tray? 1.2345 0.04268 145 117 22 6
5372 Did you think Shirley Temple simply made it all up? 1.2345 0.04037 145 115 26 4
5373 Crappy time to be on a Paleo diet, eh? 1.2345 0.03916 145 114 28 3
5374 Bali Hai no, Sugar High yes! 1.2345 0.04154 145 116 24 5
5375 Dude, have you ever played Candyland? 1.2345 0.04037 145 115 26 4
5376 That is Baits Island. 1.2344 0.04638 128 104 18 6
5377 I've thought about it, too, but I'm on the paleo diet. 1.2344 0.04769 128 105 16 7
5378 Yeah, I don’t like sweets either. 1.2344 0.04073 128 100 26 2
5379 Back in civilization we would say “ no” to all those carbs, but here, there’s no one to judge us. 1.2344 0.04503 128 103 20 5
5380 Do you also regret not learning to swim? 1.2344 0.04769 128 105 16 7
5381 At least we've been able to keep Disney from buying this island! 1.2344 0.04503 128 103 20 5
5382 My doctors told me to avoid sugar. 1.2344 0.04221 128 101 24 3
5383 Just your luck, the Good Shop Lollipop dropped us on the wrong island. 1.2342 0.04032 158 127 25 6
5384 Sorry, I have a strict rule. No candy canes until the day after Thanksgiving. 1.2342 0.04131 158 128 23 7
5385 They call it the Island of Misfit Desserts. 1.2342 0.04131 158 128 23 7
5386 Forget it. You’ll ruin your appetite 1.2342 0.04032 158 127 25 6
5387 How do they do it? That's the third time this week it's floated past us. 1.2342 0.03931 158 126 27 5
5388 Let's head on over, and don't say it will just make us fat 1.2340 0.04573 141 116 17 8
5389 What do you suggest we wash it down with? 1.2340 0.03980 141 111 27 3
5390 Well, at least we have each other 1.2340 0.04227 141 113 23 5
5391 We chose the salad first. 1.2340 0.04227 141 113 23 5
5392 Do you think it's an hallucination? 1.2340 0.04346 141 114 21 6
5393 Nobody’s going. No toothpaste. 1.2340 0.04106 141 112 25 4
5394 You go for it . I’m on Atkins. 1.2340 0.04346 141 114 21 6
5395 Come on, Hansel. You can swim that far. 1.2340 0.04227 141 113 23 5
5396 It's tempting, but I am on a low carb diet. 1.2340 0.03980 141 111 27 3
5397 You go. I'm trying to cut back on sugar. 1.2340 0.04106 141 112 25 4
5398 This gives new meaning to being stranded on a deserted island! 1.2340 0.04461 141 115 19 7
5399 diabetes island fucking blows 1.2340 0.04461 141 115 19 7
5400 I guess Mom was right about signing up for swimming lessons back in the day. 1.2339 0.03646 171 135 32 4
5401 Let's stowaway on the Good Ship Lollipop, you said. 1.2339 0.04737 124 101 17 6
5402 The mirages keep getting better and better. 1.2339 0.04451 124 99 21 4
5403 Thanks but I’m having a colonoscopy tomorrow 1.2338 0.04398 154 127 18 9
5404 I don't want to be ungrateful and I'm glad we're finally safe BUT to think we missed Candyland by just one island! 1.2338 0.03886 154 122 28 4
5405 GrubHub promised delivery an hour ago. 1.2338 0.04301 154 126 20 8
5406 We have to lay off the fermented coconut milk! 1.2338 0.03994 154 123 26 5
5407 You can't escape it - there's sugar in very thing! 1.2338 0.03994 154 123 26 5
5408 Could this be a dirty trick by the sharks 1.2338 0.03775 154 121 30 3
5409 It's a shame I gave up sweets. 1.2338 0.04301 154 126 20 8
5410 I really just want another coconut. 1.2338 0.03994 154 123 26 5
5411 Is that the Fyre Festival? 1.2338 0.04398 154 127 18 9
5412 It's a trick. The closest dentist is five islands away. 1.2336 0.04428 137 111 20 6
5413 Actually I'm diabetic. 1.2336 0.04428 137 111 20 6
5414 Are the rules the same as they are in Candyland? 1.2336 0.04428 137 111 20 6
5415 So what’s for dessert? 1.2336 0.04178 137 109 24 4
5416 It's amazing how auto-correct can really ruin your vacation..."_or_"Honey, I thought you said we were going to vacation on the desserted island."_or_"Wow honey, that island right over there really puts the extra 's' in desserted island. 1.2335 0.03598 167 131 33 3
5417 My bad, I forgot the second "S" in dessert. 1.2335 0.03887 167 134 27 6
5418 At least we don’t have to worry about dessert... 1.2333 0.04060 150 120 25 5
5419 Don't fall for it. All that sugar isn't good for you. 1.2333 0.03833 150 118 29 3
5420 Did it say "dessert" island? 1.2333 0.03714 150 117 31 2
5421 I'm not sure...I read somewhere that angler fish are getting more creative. 1.2333 0.03833 150 118 29 3
5422 It looks inviting, but not much shade under a candy cane. 1.2333 0.04060 150 120 25 5
5423 The app says that it's arriving now. 1.2333 0.04274 150 122 21 7
5424 I wish I hadn't sworn off processed foods. 1.2333 0.03948 150 119 27 4
5425 Do you want to go over there?" "No, I heard the cookies have raisins. 1.2333 0.04274 150 122 21 7
5426 But more importantly, where has the rum gone? 1.2333 0.04479 150 124 17 9
5427 You go. My doctor told me to lay off sweets. 1.2333 0.04060 150 120 25 5
5428 It's the first stop for the Good Ship Lollipop. 1.2333 0.04274 150 122 21 7
5429 Yeah, it's too bad we gave up carbs. 1.2333 0.03833 150 118 29 3
5430 Best left alone as a mirage, I say. 1.2333 0.04168 150 121 23 6
5431 Dessert island might be a nice change from desert island. 1.2333 0.03714 150 117 31 2
5432 Damn. I never could get the correct spelling right. 1.2333 0.04378 150 123 19 8
5433 The captain dumped us, but he's sending us Christmas treats. 1.2331 0.03750 163 129 30 4
5434 Let me guess, Candy Land, again 1.2331 0.04254 133 106 23 4
5435 ‘what do you think the chances are of one of those being gluten free?’ 1.2331 0.04386 133 107 21 5
5436 Just our luck we’re hypoglycemic 1.2331 0.04254 133 106 23 4
5437 Candy Land is less magical in real life. 1.2331 0.03977 133 104 27 2
5438 It's nice but for first class only! 1.2331 0.04254 133 106 23 4
5439 It's probably just a mirage." 1.2331 0.04514 133 108 19 6
5440 I told the travel agent it was spelled with two S’s. 1.2331 0.04118 133 105 25 3
5441 It's not a diet, it's a lifestyle change. 1.2329 0.04351 146 119 20 7
5442 True,"the big rock candy mountain" never mentioned "no global warming". 1.2329 0.04458 146 120 18 8
5443 Yeah, it really was a bad time to start that 30-day no sugar diet. 1.2329 0.04012 146 116 26 4
5444 We are better off on the carb free island. 1.2329 0.04351 146 119 20 7
5445 Go ahead, please! I'm trying to cut back on mirages. 1.2329 0.03893 146 115 28 3
5446 The fabled Cocoamo, that's where we want to go. 1.2329 0.04241 146 118 22 6
5447 Some moron must have designed the spellcheck feature on your GPS. 1.2329 0.04241 146 118 22 6
5448 Before we swim there, let's flip a coin, heads it's real, tails it's a mirage. 1.2329 0.04128 146 117 24 5
5449 Giving up sugar and gluten is turning out to be a bad decision. 1.2329 0.04241 146 118 22 6
5450 Don't worry, the water is treated with fluoride. 1.2329 0.04241 146 118 22 6
5451 Looks like the good ship lollipop has been there. 1.2329 0.04128 146 117 24 5
5452 I'm rethinking my real estate purchase on Paleo Island. 1.2329 0.03893 146 115 28 3
5453 There goes another Candyland Cruise, next will be the Chutes and Ladders one. 1.2329 0.04351 146 119 20 7
5454 It's a mirage. They're not really gluten-free. 1.2329 0.04241 146 118 22 6
5455 It's a mirage or they're smarter than we think! 1.2329 0.03770 146 114 30 2
5456 But then what would we have to look it? 1.2329 0.04351 146 119 20 7
5457 Genies. They'll get ya every time. 1.2327 0.04108 159 129 23 7
5458 I'm holding out for the good ship lollipop. 1.2327 0.04204 159 130 21 8
5459 and I thought we had the sweet life 1.2327 0.03909 159 127 27 5
5460 Don't even try. We're on the desert isle trope, so that has to be a mirage trope. 1.2327 0.04108 159 129 23 7
5461 Trust me, we'll live longer on this Keto Island. 1.2327 0.04204 159 130 21 8
5462 Sure we could go there, but it is all carbs. 1.2327 0.03806 159 126 29 4
5463 That one extra "s" really makes such a difference. 1.2327 0.04010 159 128 25 6
5464 I would... but I'm doing low carbs. 1.2326 0.03810 172 138 28 6
5465 This is the pay off climate change skeptics promised! 1.2326 0.04472 129 104 20 5
5466 If it *really* is a mirage, then why has the frosting started to melt? 1.2326 0.04472 129 104 20 5
5467 I warned you one more candy gram and you’re off the island 1.2326 0.04735 129 106 16 7
5468 I prefer our high fiber diet. 1.2326 0.03898 172 139 26 7
5469 That's the Good Ship Lollipop's port of call. 1.2326 0.04193 129 102 24 3
5470 No, I can't. Gotta fit into my tux this weekend. 1.2326 0.04193 129 102 24 3
5471 Diet be damned! 1.2326 0.03898 172 139 26 7
5472 It'll just ruin your teeth. 1.2326 0.04045 129 101 26 2
5473 It looks good now, but all of that will go straight to your thighs. 1.2324 0.04201 142 114 23 5
5474 Any more insulin shots left? 1.2324 0.04432 142 116 19 7
5475 You insisted we go to the all-natural island. 1.2324 0.04080 142 113 25 4
5476 This is the last time we sail on the Good Ship Lollipop. 1.2324 0.04080 142 113 25 4
5477 This is how I stick to a low carb diet. 1.2324 0.04080 142 113 25 4
5478 Candy cane? I say candy can't. 1.2324 0.04201 142 114 23 5
5479 Too bad our health insurance doesn't cover dental. 1.2324 0.04080 142 113 25 4
5480 This was the wrong week to give up sugar. 1.2324 0.04201 142 114 23 5
5481 You just had to book the gluten-free one. 1.2324 0.04318 142 115 21 6
5482 Before global warming it was a mountain top. 1.2324 0.04201 142 114 23 5
5483 It might be a giant octopus who thought we'd said 'macarooned on a dessert island.' 1.2324 0.04080 142 113 25 4
5484 I know it looks good, but it will go straight to your hips. 1.2324 0.04201 142 114 23 5
5485 Yesterday it was a Big Mac supersized meal. 1.2324 0.03956 142 112 27 3
5486 Forget it. You're on a diet. 1.2324 0.04318 142 115 21 6
5487 Ok, we’ll go but if it’s a mirage again can we just focus on the signal fire? 1.2323 0.04276 155 127 20 8
5488 You go ahead, I’m on a diet this week 1.2323 0.04276 155 127 20 8
5489 I call "dibs." 1.2323 0.04075 155 125 24 6
5490 Now the president is bound to find us. 1.2323 0.03754 155 122 30 3
5491 When our ship comes in, you think they'd let us off there? 1.2323 0.04075 155 125 24 6
5492 That one was settled by the Good Ship Lollipop! 1.2323 0.04276 155 127 20 8
5493 I don't do sugar 1.2323 0.03754 155 122 30 3
5494 Sure, Candyland® would be nice, but I'd rather see a Battleship® over there. 1.2323 0.03971 155 124 26 5
5495 Well, at least we won't get fat. 1.2323 0.03971 155 124 26 5
5496 I'd swim over there with you, but it's almost bikini season... 1.2320 0.04419 125 100 21 4
5497 What diet? 1.2320 0.04563 125 101 19 5
5498 I can hear Burl Ives singing The Big Rock Candy Mountain. 1.2320 0.04837 125 103 15 7
5499 We're in trouble. There goes the Big Rock Candy Mountain. 1.2320 0.04563 125 101 19 5
5500 Fortunately I'm on a low carb diet 1.2320 0.04271 125 99 23 3
5501 If you ever get another chance, be specific that the wish is about this island. 1.2320 0.04563 125 101 19 5
5502 Are you absolutely sure you're still diabetic? 1.2319 0.04151 138 110 24 4
5503 Damn, I picked the wrong island. 1.2319 0.04399 138 112 20 6
5504 We could try sending our message in a strudel. 1.2319 0.04151 138 110 24 4
5505 I dunno, I always thought of it as a mountain. 1.2319 0.03750 138 107 30 1
5506 Definitely one of my favorite mirages. 1.2319 0.04151 138 110 24 4
5507 Think of all the carbs you will burn swimming there. 1.2319 0.04151 138 110 24 4
5508 I'm wondering if that might be the "Good Ship Lollypop?" 1.2318 0.04036 151 121 25 5
5509 Is it gluten-free? 1.2318 0.04351 151 124 19 8
5510 It sure looks nice, but you know, the grass is always greener... 1.2318 0.04249 151 123 21 7
5511 I'm holding out for peaches and cream. 1.2318 0.04249 151 123 21 7
5512 You can get home delivery for online orders 1.2318 0.04036 151 121 25 5
5513 Trust me, nothing's worse than eating empty calories. 1.2318 0.04036 151 121 25 5
5514 I’m positive I left the bread crumbs leading to it, but the tide must have come in. 1.2318 0.03925 151 120 27 4
5515 It must be real. If it was a dream, then that would be a *jelly* donut! 1.2318 0.03925 151 120 27 4
5516 Life is full of temptations! 1.2318 0.04144 151 122 23 6
5517 They do look tempting, but what about the five second rule? 1.2317 0.04290 164 136 18 10
5518 Yeah, but it has no shade and we might get a sugar burn. 1.2314 0.04354 121 96 22 3
5519 They're from "The Bad Ship Lollipop." 1.2313 0.04226 134 107 23 4
5520 I was wondering why the flight was so empty. I hate spellcheck. 1.2313 0.04607 134 110 17 7
5521 Do you think the cupcake is a trap? 1.2313 0.04357 134 108 21 5
5522 If you squint, doesn’t that island kinda look like a spaceship? 1.2313 0.04226 134 107 23 4
5523 Ahoy Matey! Well, maybe it's the good submarine Lollipop 1.2313 0.03870 147 116 28 3
5524 How about winner takes all? 1.2313 0.03988 147 117 26 4
5525 Have I entered the other side, or do you see it too? 1.2313 0.03870 147 116 28 3
5526 You take it. I'm on the coconut water diet. 1.2313 0.03747 147 115 30 2
5527 You know, I'm full. Do you want desert? 1.2313 0.03870 147 116 28 3
5528 I’m looking forward to our cheat meal. 1.2313 0.04324 147 120 20 7
5529 What do you think? Gluten free? 1.2313 0.04215 147 119 22 6
5530 I told you another S can make all the difference. 1.2313 0.04103 147 118 24 5
5531 If we only had a raft that would be so sweet! Sorry,​ wrong choice of words. 1.2313 0.03870 147 116 28 3
5532 Jokes on them. This one isn't deserted either. 1.2313 0.03988 147 117 26 4
5533 That’s Temptation Island. I went for something more tropical. 1.2313 0.04215 147 119 22 6
5534 Who says life is fair, where is that written? 1.2313 0.04215 147 119 22 6
5535 Any chance they're sugar and gluten-free? 1.2313 0.04431 147 121 18 8
5536 Dude, there are two esses in "dessert". Never rely on spellcheck. 1.2312 0.04273 160 132 19 9
5537 I go off the diet now, I'll never get to my target weight. 1.2312 0.03887 160 128 27 5
5538 But I haven't had dinner yet 1.2312 0.04273 160 132 19 9
5539 It’s too bad you’re on that no sugar diet. 1.2312 0.04085 160 130 23 7
5540 I don’t won’t the spoil my dinner of salt water and hope. 1.2312 0.04180 160 131 21 8
5541 You're sure about this paleo diet? 1.2312 0.03680 160 126 31 3
5542 Thus the phrase,jumping the shark. 1.2312 0.03987 160 129 25 6
5543 Huh, so that’s what they meant by Desseted Island. 1.2308 0.04052 156 126 24 6
5544 If you were on on a desserted island what would you wish for? 1.2308 0.04514 143 118 17 8
5545 We seemed to have skipped the Entree, Surf & Turf mirage. 1.2308 0.04055 143 114 25 4
5546 Careful, Jarvis. These krakens are diabolically cunning. 1.2308 0.03842 156 124 28 4
5547 The island always looks sweeter on the other side of the lagoon. 1.2308 0.04055 143 114 25 4
5548 Finally, the good ship lollipop. 1.2308 0.04055 143 114 25 4
5549 Looks like the Good Ship lost it’s cargo. 1.2308 0.04174 143 115 23 5
5550 This reminds me of a funny autocorrect story. 1.2308 0.04291 143 116 21 6
5551 The main course must be around here somewhere. 1.2308 0.03846 169 136 27 6
5552 Keto-schmeto .. I say we swim for it ! 1.2308 0.04174 143 115 23 5
5553 So, I know we both SWORE off gluten for New Years, I know that, but I feel like an exception can be made, right? 1.2308 0.04404 143 117 19 7
5554 I like your Candy Land mirage, but its kind of useless without Shoots and Ladders. 1.2308 0.04174 143 115 23 5
5555 Yea, but swimming back would be even harder. 1.2308 0.03948 156 125 26 5
5556 Even if there aren’t any sharks it would be really unhealthy.” 1.2308 0.04441 117 93 21 3
5557 No, I'm good. I'm trying to watch my carbs. 1.2308 0.04052 156 126 24 6
5558 Just an Ile Flotante... It'll pass 1.2308 0.04152 156 127 22 7
5559 Global warming at the North Pole... 1.2308 0.04055 143 114 25 4
5560 We should have brought some money. 1.2308 0.04827 130 108 14 8
5561 Thank goodness, there aren't any Oreos or I'd chance the swim. 1.2308 0.04055 143 114 25 4
5562 You can't be over 20 on Sugar Mountain 1.2308 0.04291 143 116 21 6
5563 I don't know for sure, but I'm gonna guess we're somewhere near the Calory Islands 1.2308 0.04573 130 106 18 6
5564 ``Please, just for me. Let me hear it one more time. `All islands are a like.' Did I get that right, Magellan?'' 1.2308 0.03931 143 113 27 3
5565 I would go but I am on that paleo diet. 1.2308 0.03504 156 121 34 1
5566 It's your mirage - you tell ME if they're gluten-free 1.2308 0.04152 156 127 22 7
5567 You know, I've heard just about every version of "The Big Rock Candy Mountain", and none of them mentions climate change. 1.2303 0.04119 152 123 23 6
5568 I bet it's all gluten-free. 1.2303 0.04223 152 124 21 7
5569 I see a couple of sweet gals,with candy cane tops and a delicious bottom. 1.2303 0.04119 152 123 23 6
5570 The Island is sweeter on the other side! 1.2303 0.04119 152 123 23 6
5571 No reason why we both need to stay on the Paleo Diet. 1.2303 0.04012 152 122 25 5
5572 Spend enough time on a desert island, and you begin to start hallucinating another ‘s’ 1.2303 0.04012 152 122 25 5
5573 Maybe for you, but personally, since we’ve been here, I’ve been sugar, caffeine, gluten, lactose free and have never been thinner 1.2302 0.03864 139 109 28 2
5574 I think we picked the wrong things to give up for Lent. 1.2302 0.04370 139 113 20 6
5575 Not South Beach. 1.2302 0.03996 139 110 26 3
5576 Did you ever read the story about Hansel and Gretel? 1.2302 0.04249 139 112 22 5
5577 If you could only bring one board game to a dinner party, what would it be? 1.2302 0.04125 139 111 24 4
5578 You go ahead, I'm cutting back on sugar this month. 1.2302 0.03996 139 110 26 3
5579 Do you think the island has gluten-free options? 1.2302 0.04488 139 114 18 7
5580 That's what you get for booking through a discount site 1.2302 0.03996 139 110 26 3
5581 You go. I’m on a low-carb diet. 1.2302 0.03864 139 109 28 2
5582 Have you reached ketosis yet? 1.2302 0.04125 139 111 24 4
5583 I would swim over, but I just ate lunch. 1.2302 0.04370 139 113 20 6
5584 if only we had some milk 1.2302 0.04125 139 111 24 4
5585 I think I’ve entered the hallucination phase of the Whole 30. 1.2302 0.04249 139 112 22 5
5586 Soooo . . . Where ya wanna go? 1.2302 0.04370 139 113 20 6
5587 Stop singing “ Big Rock Candy Mountain” it’s an ISLAND!” 1.2302 0.04530 126 102 19 5
5588 Did you order the "Trip Insurance"? 1.2298 0.04062 161 131 23 7
5589 Look, that's the mysterious island of diabetes... 1.2298 0.04156 161 132 21 8
5590 I'm sticking to my New Year's Resolution. 1.2298 0.03866 161 129 27 5
5591 I think the hunger is really getting to me. 1.2297 0.03964 148 118 26 4
5592 Mom says we can swim over after we eat all our vegetables. 1.2297 0.04404 148 122 18 8
5593 Is that the platform for the 2020 Democratic candidates ? 1.2297 0.04190 148 120 22 6
5594 Dessert Island is probably overrated anyway, Steve. 1.2297 0.04404 148 122 18 8
5595 I heard the inhabitants are signing an anti-immigration law. 1.2297 0.04190 148 120 22 6
5596 I definitely prefer the dessert view to the garden view! 1.2297 0.03964 148 118 26 4
5597 They are castaways from the good ship "Lollipop." 1.2297 0.03964 148 118 26 4
5598 That’s Fyre Island. Instagram models will be there too. 1.2297 0.03846 148 117 28 3
5599 Want to go get baked? 1.2297 0.03964 148 118 26 4
5600 I don’t care if it’s a mirage, I’m swimming for it. 1.2297 0.04078 148 119 24 5
5601 No way, not with my blood glucose levels! 1.2297 0.03964 148 118 26 4
5602 They just opened a new Starbucks 1.2296 0.04576 135 111 17 7
5603 You go ahead, I’d rather be bikini ready in a few days. 1.2296 0.04328 135 109 21 5
5604 There's no wall. Let's swim for it. 1.2296 0.04328 135 109 21 5
5605 I don't think I'll stay for the fireworks. 1.2296 0.04064 135 107 25 3
5606 It's not a mirage. It's Nelly, the Lock Ness monster in her Mardi Gras gear. 1.2296 0.04812 135 113 13 9
5607 Sure it looks good, Harry, but do you really want an increased risk of heart disease? 1.2296 0.04198 135 108 23 4
5608 None of it is Paleo, bro. 1.2296 0.04454 135 110 19 6
5609 Darling! You remembered my birthday! 1.2296 0.04576 135 111 17 7
5610 On the bright side, I’m on a low carb diet. 1.2296 0.03926 135 106 27 2
5611 I know that desserted island looks tempting, but the gummy bears will kill you. 1.2295 0.04625 122 99 18 5
5612 Naw, man. Way too many carbs. 1.2295 0.04625 122 99 18 5
5613 Location, location: we're sitting on a dental tourism gold mine! 1.2293 0.04028 157 127 24 6
5614 Would you rather dive for Danish or bob for babka? 1.2293 0.03926 157 126 26 5
5615 I finally reached ketosis, and now this. 1.2293 0.03820 157 125 28 4
5616 No. It's called an empty calories isle. 1.2293 0.03820 157 125 28 4
5617 The sharks are betting we'll risk it. Patricia Halbert South Salem, New York 1.2293 0.04128 157 128 22 7
5618 Nah, I’m trying to stay gluten free. 1.2293 0.03820 157 125 28 4
5619 And to think I gave up sweets for Lent! 1.2293 0.03820 157 125 28 4
5620 It's just your serotonin talking... lick me. You'll get over it. 1.2293 0.04226 157 129 20 8
5621 The shuttle runs how often? 1.2293 0.03926 157 126 26 5
5622 Alright dang it! You can have the candy cane with more stripes. But I get BOTH the cupcakes! 1.2293 0.04128 157 128 22 7
5623 I hear they got $3B in tax breaks to build it there. 1.2293 0.03926 157 126 26 5
5624 I told you you should've packed your insulin in case we got deserted. 1.2292 0.04030 144 115 25 4
5625 Your father easily made the swim. Diabetes took him. 1.2292 0.03907 144 114 27 3
5626 Looks like I picked the wrong week to start the Keto Diet 1.2292 0.04030 144 115 25 4
5627 So that's the proverbial Candy Land 1.2292 0.04148 144 116 23 5
5628 But is it vegan? 1.2292 0.04148 144 116 23 5
5629 Dude, you gotta leave those empty carbs and refined sugar to some other castaways. 1.2292 0.04030 144 115 25 4
5630 The network didn't approve my idea for a kid's version of Survivor but maybe we could use it for something else. 1.2292 0.03781 144 113 29 2
5631 It's nice to have dreams... 1.2292 0.04486 144 119 17 8
5632 Trumpland. 1.2292 0.04264 144 117 21 6
5633 Someday the oceans will be filled with the their plastic wrappings. 1.2292 0.03907 144 114 27 3
5634 I wonder if they have anything that's gluten free? 1.2292 0.04264 144 117 21 6
5635 Looks like the big rock candy mountain is really an island 1.2292 0.04264 144 117 21 6
5636 I just started a juice cleanse, too 1.2290 0.03991 131 103 26 2
5637 I swore I put in Candy Land into Google Maps. 1.2290 0.03991 131 103 26 2
5638 I would but I am trying out the paleo diet. 1.2290 0.04275 131 105 22 4
5639 No thanks, I’m on a diet. 1.2290 0.04411 131 106 20 5
5640 Now...aren´t you glad you got away from all that? 1.2290 0.04411 131 106 20 5
5641 I will wait for the coconut, it has natural sugar. 1.2290 0.04411 131 106 20 5
5642 I must confess, being on Paleo is taking some of the sting out of this.... 1.2290 0.03991 131 103 26 2
5643 Just as well, dear. None of those things are on your diet. 1.2289 0.03487 166 130 34 2
5644 Glad we escaped from diabetes island 1.2288 0.04876 118 97 15 6
5645 I don't think so, I'm on a diet. 1.2288 0.04300 153 126 19 8
5646 Now I know how it feels to be on the other side of the wall. 1.2288 0.04095 153 124 23 6
5647 Are you nuts? That strawberry is not even organic. 1.2288 0.03988 153 123 25 5
5648 I told you when we crashed here that if we found a palm tree and grew beards we’d be making jokes in no time. See? A “desserted” island! Get it? 1.2288 0.04198 153 125 21 7
5649 I guess we will just have to wait for the Good Ship Lollipop to refuel. 1.2288 0.04095 153 124 23 6
5650 Diabetes seems worth risking right about now. 1.2288 0.04198 153 125 21 7
5651 Wow! ... That extra “s” isn’t a typo! 1.2288 0.04198 153 125 21 7
5652 Well the good news is it's bad for your teeth. 1.2288 0.03767 153 121 29 3
5653 You should go,I'm on this paleo diet right now. 1.2286 0.04098 140 112 24 4
5654 I'd rather swim to Savory Island. 1.2286 0.04222 140 113 22 5
5655 Now we wait for the good ship Lollipop to sail by . . . 1.2286 0.04098 140 112 24 4
5656 You know that stuff isn't good for you. 1.2286 0.04459 140 115 18 7
5657 It's such a 20th century mirage, don't you think? 1.2286 0.03971 140 111 26 3
5658 We're lucky, that's all that's left of the wreck of the Good Ship Lollypop. 1.2286 0.04222 140 113 22 5
5659 The only thing it’s missing is sunshine and lollipops. 1.2286 0.03971 140 111 26 3
5660 We could sure use those kinds of preservatives. 1.2286 0.04222 140 113 22 5
5661 Let’s ask them for the full menu. 1.2286 0.04222 140 113 22 5
5662 This is best hallucination I've had since listening to the President's SOTU speeches. 1.2286 0.04222 140 113 22 5
5663 Yeah. Or it could be just a bloated whale carcass. 1.2286 0.04222 140 113 22 5
5664 And to think I used to make fun of Grammar Nazis. 1.2284 0.04039 162 132 23 7
5665 Too bad we're diabetic. 1.2284 0.03943 162 131 25 6
5666 Carbs 1.2284 0.03943 162 131 25 6
5667 We should've clarified to the genie that we wanted to be on a "desSert island"! 1.2284 0.04133 162 133 21 8
5668 Charlie Bucket, this is where our Wonka dream ends. 1.2283 0.04357 127 102 21 4
5669 Funny thing, but last time I was stranded--in that avalanche?--it was Big Rock Candy mountain. 1.2283 0.04357 127 102 21 4
5670 The sharks made it all last night. 1.2283 0.04498 127 103 19 5
5671 I say we wait until the holidays 1.2283 0.04635 127 104 17 6
5672 Too bad, I've sworn off sugar! 1.2283 0.04635 127 104 17 6
5673 I think it’s a case of The grass being greener.... 1.2283 0.03869 184 151 24 9
5674 If only we weren’t on a low carb diet. 1.2282 0.03941 149 119 26 4
5675 Ooh! Lets order in tonight. 1.2282 0.04377 149 123 18 8
5676 Really makes me wish I'd learned to swim. And that I wasn't diabetic. 1.2282 0.03941 149 119 26 4
5677 I have to say, that cupcake on the left sure looks good! 1.2282 0.03824 149 118 28 3
5678 Really, the good ship lollipop?? I guess the Coast guard is a bit short of search and rescue vessels. 1.2282 0.04164 149 121 22 6
5679 Every time I try to get there, Plumpy shows up! 1.2282 0.04054 149 120 24 5
5680 Sso Closse 1.2282 0.03824 149 118 28 3
5681 Watch our taxes go up now that they're regentrified. 1.2282 0.04054 149 120 24 5
5682 Probably not gluten-free. 1.2282 0.03579 149 116 32 1
5683 Unless there's milk, I won't go there." 1.2282 0.04054 149 120 24 5
5684 It looks like a party island to me! 1.2282 0.03941 149 119 26 4
5685 I’ll take an “s”. I think I want to solve it. 1.2282 0.04272 149 122 20 7
5686 Ugh, I think there's two ess's in dessert man. 1.2282 0.04054 149 120 24 5
5687 I want to go there. 1.2282 0.04054 149 120 24 5
5688 Yeah, the swim would be a good workout, but I'm trying to watch my carbs. 1.2281 0.03714 171 137 29 5
5689 You get it? 1.2281 0.04831 114 93 16 5
5690 I'd be over there if I wasn't on a diet. 1.2279 0.04545 136 112 17 7
5691 To be honest ,I'd rather die of hunger than diabetes 1.2279 0.04171 136 109 23 4
5692 You're hallucinating. It's really a McDonald's. 1.2279 0.04171 136 109 23 4
5693 Do you think there are any vegan options? 1.2279 0.04664 136 113 15 8
5694 Surprisingly, none of the previous guests mentioned weʻd have this sweet view. 1.2279 0.04171 136 109 23 4
5695 No way, I saw the Fyre Festival documentary. 1.2279 0.04299 136 110 21 5
5696 I would swim, but my stomach is still upset from this island. 1.2279 0.04171 136 109 23 4
5697 I would have stayed over there, but it was all a Mirage. 1.2278 0.03903 158 127 26 5
5698 We should probably get over there before the ice sheets melt 1.2278 0.04105 158 129 22 7
5699 Ok, so say you do make it... but then you find out everything was made without real sugar... 1.2278 0.04005 158 128 24 6
5700 Look on the bright side, at least your diabetes is in check. 1.2278 0.04005 158 128 24 6
5701 I know the extra S is for "sugar," but did they have to be so showy about it? 1.2276 0.04591 123 100 18 5
5702 I think I just figured out why that weed we smoked was called Sativa Wonka… 1.2276 0.04443 123 99 20 4
5703 My bet's on Marge, she knows how to get your attention. 1.2276 0.03883 145 115 27 3
5704 Yeah, but do you know what that would do to our teeth without tooth brushes? 1.2276 0.04237 145 118 21 6
5705 I’d go with you but I’m on a diet. 1.2276 0.04123 145 117 23 5
5706 Now that we swam over here I can stick to my diet. 1.2276 0.04237 145 118 21 6
5707 Thank God I’m still doing Keto... 1.2276 0.04005 145 116 25 4
5708 Your theme park mirages are beginning to wear me down, bro. 1.2276 0.03883 145 115 27 3
5709 Who knew that one day we'd be able to swim from Palm Beach, FL to Sugar Land, TX. 1.2276 0.04123 145 117 23 5
5710 Oh crap! We're both diabetics? 1.2276 0.04349 145 119 19 7
5711 My dentist is going to be so mad at me. 1.2276 0.04237 145 118 21 6
5712 We can't desert our diet, can we Bob? 1.2276 0.03883 145 115 27 3
5713 To be honest, Frank, I really don't think you need all those carbs. 1.2275 0.04133 167 138 20 9
5714 But what if she's not home? 1.2275 0.03955 167 136 24 7
5715 In your dreams 1.2275 0.03671 167 133 30 4
5716 No way am I swimming over there, not after what went down in that gingerbread house. I'm sugar free now 1.2273 0.04511 132 108 18 6
5717 Please stop humming 'Big Rock Candy Mountain.' 1.2273 0.03965 154 124 25 5
5718 I’d go, but I keep hearing my Mother say “empty calories”. 1.2273 0.04174 154 126 21 7
5719 Just think of it as a mirage, since it has such a bad glycemic index. 1.2273 0.04511 132 108 18 6
5720 Soon as the Good Ship Lollypop arrives, we're outa here! 1.2273 0.04381 132 107 20 5
5721 I always knew being a spelling bee champion would hurt me in the end. 1.2273 0.04174 154 126 21 7
5722 But it's not my cheat day. 1.2273 0.04071 154 125 23 6
5723 After what we did I somehow thought ‘just desserts’ would be worse than ‘just a coconut tree.’ 1.2273 0.03965 154 124 25 5
5724 I’m on a no-sugar diet this week. 1.2273 0.04246 132 106 22 4
5725 Hell of a week to start keto 1.2273 0.03965 154 124 25 5
5726 We were one "S" away from making this deserted island a whole lot sweeter. 1.2273 0.04511 132 108 18 6
5727 Sorry,I meant dessert ... 1.2273 0.04381 132 107 20 5
5728 That desserted island looks sweet. 1.2273 0.04381 132 107 20 5
5729 I'm trying to cut down on carbs anyway. 1.2273 0.03857 154 123 27 4
5730 Go ahead, I'm more of a salt person. 1.2273 0.04108 132 105 24 3
5731 I'm not eating carbs right now. 1.2273 0.03965 154 124 25 5
5732 Just because you see it, doesn’t mean it’s real. 1.2273 0.03965 154 124 25 5
5733 Well, I picked the wrong week to give up gluten 1.2273 0.04174 154 126 21 7
5734 Your "ex" live's there? What was the name of her lawyer? 1.2273 0.04274 154 127 19 8
5735 My kingdom for an "s." 1.2273 0.04174 154 126 21 7
5736 My nutritionist would say that it's a bad idea 1.2273 0.04511 132 108 18 6
5737 Yeah, I'm not much of a sweet tooth, myself. Let's wait for the next one... 1.2273 0.04108 132 105 24 3
5738 You know, when you said you wanted to blow all of our survival money on hallucinogenic mushrooms, I doubted you, I did. But you were right. This shit is dope. 1.2273 0.03965 154 124 25 5
5739 In hindsight, I really should have taken those swimming lessons 1.2273 0.03965 154 124 25 5
5740 Just my luck that I'm a diabetic 1.2273 0.04381 132 107 20 5
5741 You go ahead. I'm fructose intolerant. 1.2273 0.04637 132 109 16 7
5742 I was told I could only bring ONE thing... 1.2273 0.04071 154 125 23 6
5743 Fantasy Island--it looks better than it is. 1.2270 0.03514 163 128 33 2
5744 I thought they said this one had no CARS... 1.2270 0.03921 163 132 25 6
5745 It's because we didn't fall for their organic vegan all-you-can-eat bar 1.2270 0.04195 141 114 22 5
5746 No, I'm not going over there! Have you ever tried swimming through high-fructose corn syrup? 1.2270 0.04195 141 114 22 5
5747 It’s tempting, but you have to remember there are good carbs and bad carbs. Those are definitely bad. 1.2270 0.03946 141 112 26 3
5748 I was thinking about going off keto. 1.2270 0.04072 141 113 24 4
5749 It's the Big Rock Candy Mountain, thanks to global warming. 1.2270 0.04072 141 113 24 4
5750 Besides a homonym, it's a port for The Good Ship Lollypop 1.2270 0.04314 141 115 20 6
5751 Remember - that’s for cheat days only 1.2270 0.04072 141 113 24 4
5752 You go...Im afraid of carbs" 1.2270 0.04195 141 114 22 5
5753 I can't decide if it's a mirage or marangue. 1.2269 0.04839 119 98 15 6
5754 I hate sweets on an empty stomach 1.2269 0.04036 119 93 25 1
5755 It’s as if my endocrinologist booked my travel. 1.2269 0.04209 119 94 23 2
5756 ”You go ahead. I went KETO the day before our ship sank! 1.2267 0.03695 172 138 29 5
5757 I’d say let’s go for a swim but I’m still on that low carb diet! 1.2267 0.03801 150 119 28 3
5758 I knew a guy who collected candy canes, they were all in mint condition. 1.2267 0.04246 150 123 20 7
5759 Do you spell desert island with one ‘s’ or two? 1.2267 0.04030 150 121 24 5
5760 Don't, it's an evolutionary trick 1.2267 0.04030 150 121 24 5
5761 I don't believe all of life is an illusion. 1.2267 0.03801 150 119 28 3
5762 How many Weight Watchers points do you think those are? 1.2267 0.04246 150 123 20 7
5763 The rules of candyland seem arbitrary. 1.2267 0.04139 150 122 22 6
5764 Sorry, I'm on a paleo diet... 1.2267 0.03801 150 119 28 3
5765 Nope, I'm not going. It is an obvious trap! 1.2267 0.04030 150 121 24 5
5766 I can't have gluten .... 1.2267 0.03917 150 120 26 4
5767 I bet their cartoon contest draws better captions. 1.2267 0.03917 150 120 26 4
5768 Yeh, but I gave up carbs for Lent. 1.2267 0.04350 150 124 18 8
5769 Hey Gretel, what's the witch on that island doing now? 1.2267 0.04452 150 125 16 9
5770 Does that count as processed sugar? 1.2267 0.04139 150 122 22 6
5771 The island is always sweeter on the other side. 1.2267 0.03917 150 120 26 4
5772 You go ahead. I’m watching my cholesterol. 1.2267 0.04139 150 122 22 6
5773 We definitely got shipwrecked on the wrong Island 1.2266 0.04182 128 102 23 3
5774 You wished for Candy island, not Candy land. You idiot. 1.2266 0.04182 128 102 23 3
5775 Deserted island. Desserted island. Deserted island. Desserted island. They sound so darn similar. Yet, they are Megalodon infested waters apart. 1.2266 0.04327 128 103 21 4
5776 I need Champagne with dessert. 1.2266 0.04466 128 104 19 5
5777 If only there would be a hamburger there I’d swim. 1.2266 0.04182 128 102 23 3
5778 That's what Columbus thought too 1.2266 0.04734 128 106 15 7
5779 I think it's one of those billionaires' islands - Richard Branson, Larry Ellison, Milton Bradley. Not sure which. 1.2266 0.04602 128 105 17 6
5780 I don’t think those pot rations worked. Agree? 1.2266 0.04734 128 106 15 7
5781 Nah, I gotta watch my carbs. 1.2266 0.04466 128 104 19 5
5782 It seems to me our chances of survival would be better on that desert island 1.2266 0.04182 128 102 23 3
5783 I think we have a good chance of winning Castaway Confectioner. 1.2266 0.04466 128 104 19 5
5784 That stuff's not good for you. 1.2266 0.04602 128 105 17 6
5785 If you ask me, The Good Ship Lollipop was built by the lowest bidder. 1.2264 0.04272 159 132 18 9
5786 Fabulous dessert buffets or not, remind me never to take The Good Ship Lollipot again. 1.2264 0.03882 159 128 26 5
5787 That must be Dessert Island 1.2264 0.03882 159 128 26 5
5788 I must have left out an ess in our dessert request? 1.2264 0.04081 159 130 22 7
5789 Oh, not me. I don't eat sugar. But you go ahead. 1.2264 0.03983 159 129 24 6
5790 It's a trap. 1.2264 0.03882 159 128 26 5
5791 Yeah, but we'd be fat and thirsty. 1.2264 0.03778 159 127 28 4
5792 ...and they've been hunting you for 30 years, Hansel? 1.2263 0.04012 137 109 25 3
5793 So this is what dieting is like! 1.2263 0.04271 137 111 21 5
5794 Did I mention that I was diabetic? 1.2263 0.04143 137 110 23 4
5795 We can burn off the extra calories on the swim back. 1.2263 0.04143 137 110 23 4
5796 I would. But I’m off sugar. 1.2263 0.04271 137 111 21 5
5797 Well I've cut out carbs and I've never looked better! 1.2263 0.04012 137 109 25 3
5798 Go on without me, I prefer ice cream. 1.2263 0.04012 137 109 25 3
5799 Getting there'll be a piece of cake. 1.2263 0.04143 137 110 23 4
5800 Life over there must be difficult too. It's not all candy canes and gumdrops. 1.2263 0.03876 137 108 27 2
5801 Life's a beach. 1.2263 0.04395 137 112 19 6
5802 I want to get there too, but the water is infested with gummy worms. 1.2263 0.04395 137 112 19 6
5803 Forget it Jake. It's gluten-town. 1.2262 0.04023 168 138 22 8
5804 The grass is always greener on the other side. 1.2262 0.03651 168 134 30 4
5805 We could swim there, but I don't think we could swim back. 1.2261 0.04793 115 94 16 5
5806 I’m starting to regret slaughtering the dairy cow. 1.2260 0.04211 146 119 21 6
5807 What do you think, mirage or real! 1.2260 0.03980 146 117 25 4
5808 I told you this would be an easy diet to keep 1.2260 0.03860 146 116 27 3
5809 That's for the passengers on the Good Ship Lollipop deck. 1.2260 0.04322 146 120 19 7
5810 We knew Miami and New York were emperilled - but the Big Rock Candy Mountain? 1.2260 0.04097 146 118 23 5
5811 But do they have palm sugar? 1.2260 0.04097 146 118 23 5
5812 We could've landed on a dessert island. But No! You insisted on this desert island. 1.2260 0.04097 146 118 23 5
5813 When the brochure said actual size they really meant actual size. 1.2260 0.04211 146 119 21 6
5814 Too bad we're on a low-carb diet. . . 1.2260 0.03860 146 116 27 3
5815 Ya, as I dentist i'm torn 1.2260 0.04211 146 119 21 6
5816 I just knew Chutes and Ladders didn't sound right 1.2260 0.04097 146 118 23 5
5817 If only the boat hit the Jawbreaker a 100 yards earlier. 1.2260 0.04097 146 118 23 5
5818 I’d rather die than eat refined sugar. 1.2260 0.04322 146 120 19 7
5819 If only the Good Ship Lollipop had gotten one island closer 1.2258 0.04047 155 126 23 6
5820 Candy canes in July? This mirage needs to try a little harder. 1.2258 0.03942 155 125 25 5
5821 "It IS cheaper, sure. But if that travel agent hadn't missed the second "S" , we'd be holidaying over there instead of here on Desert Island." 1.2258 0.04149 155 127 21 7
5822 The way I figure it, at this rate of climate change, those goodies will be ours within five years! 1.2258 0.03942 155 125 25 5
5823 Just a thought, but what do you think of Wayne Thiebaud's paintings? 1.2258 0.04249 155 128 19 8
5824 By my count this is day one hundred three, Bob. Any chance you could let this one go by without the pun? 1.2258 0.03942 155 125 25 5
5825 Darn, we've must have missed the entree pop-up. 1.2258 0.03834 155 124 27 4
5826 Yeah, my cousins Hansel and Gretel ran a travel agency, but they were always a bit eccentric. 1.2256 0.03803 164 132 27 5
5827 I guess I’d take my toothbrush. 1.2256 0.03939 133 105 26 2
5828 It's too bad we're gluten-free. 1.2256 0.04605 133 110 16 7
5829 See,this is a "deserted" island and that is an island of "desserts." 1.2256 0.04727 133 111 14 8
5830 I'll bet the cupcakes it's not our imagination. 1.2256 0.04218 133 107 22 4
5831 Let's call it Christmas Island. 1.2256 0.04351 133 108 20 5
5832 Ok, you got me, I ‘m not really ciliac. 1.2256 0.04351 133 108 20 5
5833 No, you can’t have dessert until you finish your vegetables. 1.2256 0.03939 133 105 26 2
5834 It's the island of misfit snacks. 1.2254 0.04287 142 116 20 6
5835 So this is what a carb-free diet feels like." 1.2254 0.04168 142 115 22 5
5836 I’m really supposed to avoid sweets. 1.2254 0.04047 142 114 24 4
5837 Compared to that place this place doesn’t seem so Sweet anymore 1.2254 0.04401 142 117 18 7
5838 I understand they only take online orders. 1.2254 0.04168 142 115 22 5
5839 Aren't you grateful we can maintain our plant-based diet to the very end? 1.2254 0.03921 142 113 26 3
5840 One more S and we’d be eating cupcakes right now. 1.2254 0.04168 142 115 22 5
5841 I see candy canes, cake and pies.... I think we have been here too long! 1.2254 0.04168 142 115 22 5
5842 We have to find the dentist island first. 1.2254 0.04047 142 114 24 4
5843 See, that’s how the obesity epidemic started back home! 1.2254 0.04168 142 115 22 5
5844 It's hard to find vegan options on the dessert cart these days 1.2254 0.04168 142 115 22 5
5845 Yep. The palm trees are always sweeter on the other island. 1.2254 0.04287 142 116 20 6
5846 Damn shame we are doing keto. 1.2254 0.04047 142 114 24 4
5847 That’s the last time that I correct your spelling! 1.2254 0.04287 142 116 20 6
5848 Yeah, I gave it up. But the sharks are still doing keto. 1.2254 0.04287 142 116 20 6
5849 Figures...I’m a diabetic 1.2254 0.04287 142 116 20 6
5850 dessert island has a different spelling 1.2254 0.04168 142 115 22 5
5851 I hope it’s the good ship Lollipop! 1.2253 0.03727 182 148 27 7
5852 Actually, I'm on the keto diet so I'll wait for the cheese island to come by. You go ahead, though. 1.2253 0.03561 182 146 31 5
5853 We're just a letter away from turning our desert island into dessert. 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
5854 I'd swim over there but I'm watching my weight. 1.2252 0.04006 151 122 24 5
5855 I picked the wrong week to quit insulin. 1.2252 0.04114 151 123 22 6
5856 What are the chances there's a dentist on that island? 1.2252 0.04006 151 122 24 5
5857 BMI over 30 guaranteed! 1.2252 0.03779 151 120 28 3
5858 Gotta watch those carbs... 1.2252 0.04220 151 124 20 7
5859 ...and that's where diabetics go to die. 1.2252 0.04006 151 122 24 5
5860 If it weren't for my low blood sugar I'd swim right over there. 1.2252 0.04220 151 124 20 7
5861 Yes, I remember a game called Candyland. Why do you ask? 1.2252 0.04114 151 123 22 6
5862 It's OK for a mirage but it could be great with a little beefing up. 1.2250 0.03960 160 130 24 6
5863 I’m slipping into a diabetic coma just staring at it. 1.2250 0.04154 160 132 20 8
5864 I'm reconsidering our selection of a no-carb marooning. 1.2250 0.03960 160 130 24 6
5865 A cold glass of milk sounds so good. 1.2250 0.04802 120 99 15 6
5866 If you could bring one thing to the deserted island... 1.2250 0.03757 160 128 28 4
5867 I told you to book premium economy, but 'Oh No'... 1.2250 0.03860 160 129 26 5
5868 I know it looks tempting, but if you go to Carb Island you'll never make it back to our Paleo paradise. 1.2250 0.03860 160 129 26 5
5869 You go, I'm watching my weight. 1.2248 0.04570 129 106 17 6
5870 I'm telling you, this is the only way to go clean Paleo. 1.2248 0.04153 129 103 23 3
5871 " I say it's bait, and the hell with it!" 1.2248 0.04296 129 104 21 4
5872 They say you should wait an hour before going back in the water after eating. 1.2248 0.04435 129 105 19 5
5873 That's my cheat island. 1.2248 0.04435 129 105 19 5
5874 Poor timing on my no sugar diet. 1.2246 0.03986 138 110 25 3
5875 Johan, I can’t believe you made me wear Capri pants. 1.2246 0.04116 138 111 23 4
5876 I’m used to it. Before I got stranded here, I lived in Long Island City. 1.2246 0.04243 138 112 21 5
5877 For want of an "s".... 1.2246 0.04116 138 111 23 4
5878 I'm not in the mood for sweets or a conversation. 1.2246 0.04485 138 114 17 7
5879 I can gain weight just by looking at it. 1.2246 0.04243 138 112 21 5
5880 I'm not going. I'm Paleo you know. 1.2246 0.03851 138 109 27 2
5881 Global warming sure did a number on Big Rock Candy Mountain 1.2246 0.04366 138 113 19 6
5882 It's been stalking us for 3 years. I think it's time to extend an invitation to meet for coffee. 1.2246 0.04485 138 114 17 7
5883 I think we got the wrong suite. 1.2246 0.04602 138 115 15 8
5884 If you were stranded over there you'd have diabetes already. 1.2245 0.03837 147 117 27 3
5885 Our mirage doesn’t know how to spell. 1.2245 0.03956 147 118 25 4
5886 No, I don't see a banana split boat there. 1.2245 0.03956 147 118 25 4
5887 The cupcakes are always greener on the other side. 1.2245 0.04072 147 119 23 5
5888 Go ahead, I'm on the Paleo Diet. 1.2245 0.04185 147 120 21 6
5889 There was nothing Paleo to eat on that island. It was a nightmare! 1.2245 0.04185 147 120 21 6
5890 What do you want for dinner? 1.2245 0.03713 147 116 29 2
5891 Sometimes I catch you looking at strangers the way you used to look at me. 1.2245 0.03956 147 118 25 4
5892 carbo island...no one ever makes it out alive 1.2245 0.04072 147 119 23 5
5893 I would but I'm just not that big on sweets" 1.2245 0.03837 147 117 27 3
5894 Everything seems enticing on the next shore 1.2245 0.04072 147 119 23 5
5895 Good thing we started that diet, huh? 1.2245 0.04185 147 120 21 6
5896 It would just cause another crash. 1.2245 0.03956 147 118 25 4
5897 Nah, you go. I’m trying to watch my weight. 1.2244 0.03920 156 126 25 5
5898 Trump's boarder wall looks odd from here. 1.2244 0.03920 156 126 25 5
5899 But do you think there's a gluten-free option? 1.2244 0.04224 156 129 19 8
5900 Bob you go, I'm lactose intolerant. 1.2244 0.03813 156 125 27 4
5901 One of the reported side effects of my anti-depressant are vivid hallucinations. 1.2244 0.03813 156 125 27 4
5902 The last one to float by wasn’t vegan or gluten free either 1.2242 0.03973 165 135 23 7
5903 But it was my New Year's resolution to cut back on sweets and we've made it two months. 1.2242 0.03973 165 135 23 7
5904 I feel a little silly insisting on the correct spelling... 1.2240 0.04379 125 101 20 4
5905 At least we don't have bugs on our island. 1.2240 0.04524 125 102 18 5
5906 Ah, what I wouldn’t do to be stranded with you on a dessert island! 1.2239 0.04190 134 108 22 4
5907 You go ahead, I’m on this Paleo kick. 1.2239 0.04322 134 109 20 5
5908 On the bright side, I don't feel as bad about not packing the flouride. 1.2239 0.04054 134 107 24 3
5909 You're still gluten-free, right? 1.2239 0.04322 134 109 20 5
5910 Maybe I shouldn’t have been high when I put Big Rock Candy Mountain into googlemaps. 1.2239 0.04190 134 108 22 4
5911 I really wished that we'd all live in a Jello submarine, but all we got was this desserted island. 1.2239 0.04190 134 108 22 4
5912 Next time, Sugar Island will be our destination. 1.2238 0.04259 143 117 20 6
5913 Well this is a dilemma. Do I stick with my new years diet plan? 1.2238 0.03897 143 114 26 3
5914 I know I promised I wouldn't kill you in your sleep and eat you, but this island just appeared out of nowhere fifteen minutes ago and you haven't shut up about gluten. 1.2238 0.04259 143 117 20 6
5915 I always thought that a desert island would be paradise, but that dessert island looks a whole lot better! 1.2238 0.04142 143 116 22 5
5916 Thank god I have a sweet tooth 1.2238 0.04021 143 115 24 4
5917 We have to stay here. I'm prediabetic. 1.2238 0.04142 143 116 22 5
5918 Sorry man, I'm on the paleo diet. 1.2238 0.03897 143 114 26 3
5919 I get the kids every other weekend. 1.2238 0.03897 143 114 26 3
5920 What if it's not a mirage? 1.2238 0.04142 143 116 22 5
5921 I don't intend to regain the weight I lost. 1.2238 0.04259 143 117 20 6
5922 I told you the Fyre Festival was over there. 1.2238 0.04021 143 115 24 4
5923 Candyland is a lot more different than I imagined. 1.2238 0.04021 143 115 24 4
5924 I still prefer the yellow submarine. 1.2238 0.04259 143 117 20 6
5925 Yeh, sure, and the grass is greener, too. 1.2237 0.03871 152 122 26 4
5926 Week 3 - Keto, otherwise I'd swim for it. 1.2237 0.03982 152 123 24 5
5927 That’s Temptation Island! 1.2237 0.04090 152 124 22 6
5928 It's almost enough to make a person believe in global warming. 1.2237 0.04090 152 124 22 6
5929 Not just the grass is greener, but even the treats seem bigger on the other side!! 1.2237 0.03757 152 121 28 3
5930 I know you said I should stop talking, but I’m sure it’s two S’s and not one. 1.2237 0.04398 152 127 16 9
5931 It's tempting...but I'm going to wait for the Good Ship Lollipop. 1.2236 0.04131 161 133 20 8
5932 Isn’t it great we are on an island where we don’t have to consume all that sugar? 1.2236 0.03630 161 128 30 3
5933 I think it is one of the Trans-fatlantic Islands. 1.2236 0.04035 161 132 22 7
5934 I am going to swim for it. My diabetes be damned! 1.2236 0.04131 161 133 20 8
5935 What would Atkins do? 1.2235 0.03801 170 138 26 6
5936 Eh, I don’t have much of a sweet tooth, you take this one. 1.2231 0.04467 121 98 19 4
5937 And I say it was a dolphin fin. 1.2231 0.04908 121 101 13 7
5938 No thanks, I just started the Atkins Diet 1.2231 0.04467 121 98 19 4
5939 Now I want to stream the music from South Pacific. 1.2231 0.04538 130 107 17 6
5940 Not reading anything, never being elected to office, not revealing our tax returns, not paying bills, hasn't worked for us.....maybe it's his diet. 1.2231 0.04125 130 104 23 3
5941 We are only one 's' away 1.2231 0.04125 130 104 23 3
5942 Two s’s man, TWO s’s 1.2231 0.03977 130 103 25 2
5943 ...Waiting for the good ship Lollipop? 1.2230 0.04337 139 114 19 6
5944 So, all we need is an "s" and we could be dessert island? 1.2230 0.04215 139 113 21 5
5945 Thank god we didn't land there, it's so non-keto! 1.2230 0.04215 139 113 21 5
5946 No, it's just another of those Russian temptation optical collusions! 1.2230 0.04215 139 113 21 5
5947 Now we just wait for the tourists to arrive. 1.2230 0.04090 139 112 23 4
5948 This "deserted island" themed restaurant is a little extreme. 1.2230 0.04337 139 114 19 6
5949 You been hitting the coconut water again? 1.2230 0.04215 139 113 21 5
5950 Looks tempting, but I'm trying to avoid carbs. 1.2230 0.04337 139 114 19 6
5951 ...just waiting for my good ship lollipop to come in.... 1.2230 0.03826 139 110 27 2
5952 Am I a man dreaming he's a candy cane, or a candy cane dreaming he's a man? 1.2230 0.04090 139 112 23 4
5953 How long a swim do you think it is to Cheeseburger Island? 1.2230 0.04090 139 112 23 4
5954 My mirages are getting stranger and stranger. 1.2230 0.04215 139 113 21 5
5955 I’m not sure if it’s worth the weight. 1.2230 0.04160 148 121 21 6
5956 Seems like another Disney franchise is opening 1.2230 0.03932 148 119 25 4
5957 Don’t fret. The calories would kill us 1.2230 0.04048 148 120 23 5
5958 Ever thought of going to America? 1.2230 0.04375 148 123 17 8
5959 It's too bad I'm full of coconuts right now. 1.2230 0.04160 148 121 21 6
5960 I just think it’s important that you know - I will never dessert you. 1.2230 0.04160 148 121 21 6
5961 Gretel! Yes, Hansel. Can you swim? 1.2230 0.03814 148 118 27 3
5962 I couldn't take all the sermonizing from the Oompla Loompas. 1.2230 0.04680 148 126 11 11
5963 Darn, I really thought for once I could stick to my Paleo diet. 1.2230 0.04269 148 122 19 7
5964 I would go... but I was taught only to eat dessert after a meal. 1.2229 0.04200 157 130 19 8
5965 You know, I had a dream like this once. 1.2229 0.03569 157 124 31 2
5966 Ahhh...Fattening Island. 1.2229 0.04001 157 128 23 6
5967 What will they think of next to torture us, man? 1.2229 0.03791 157 126 27 4
5968 My nemesis: the White Sugar Whale. 1.2229 0.04001 157 128 23 6
5969 Sure we could...if we wanted to get diabetes. 1.2229 0.04001 157 128 23 6
5970 Did I ever tell you about the time I slept with my dentist?" "Yes, you have Roger...yes you sure have. 1.2229 0.03900 175 144 23 8
5971 Look, I know it looks appealing but we both know; with rewards come consequences. 1.2222 0.03996 144 116 24 4
5972 Tempting, but I've gone Paleo. 1.2222 0.03959 153 124 24 5
5973 Just our luck. 1.2222 0.03817 162 131 26 5
5974 You go ahead, I’m trying to keep up with this diet. 1.2222 0.04348 126 102 20 4
5975 Yeah, I’m pretty sure I could make it but what’s the point I’m fully paleo. 1.2222 0.03959 153 124 24 5
5976 You go ahead....I’m on a low glycemic diet 1.2222 0.04116 144 117 22 5
5977 I’m holding out for a hamburger. 1.2222 0.04200 126 101 22 3
5978 I travel the world and the seven seas. Everyone’s looking for something. 1.2222 0.03996 144 116 24 4
5979 ... but where are the toppings? 1.2222 0.03873 144 115 26 3
5980 I prefer coconut to refined sugar. 1.2222 0.03849 153 123 26 4
5981 I hear they filmed "Diabetic Survivor" there. 1.2222 0.04233 144 118 20 6
5982 Do you think they have vegan options too? 1.2222 0.04346 144 119 18 7
5983 The way I figure, the calories I’d take in would be neutralized by the swim there and back. 1.2222 0.04293 135 110 20 5
5984 We could fish for protein. 1.2222 0.04116 144 117 22 5
5985 Delusion or deliverance? Mirage or miracle? I never could spell to save my life. 1.2222 0.03996 144 116 24 4
5986 And just when I started my all protein diet. 1.2222 0.03959 171 141 22 8
5987 Go right ahead...I'm off sugar this week. 1.2222 0.03817 162 131 26 5
5988 I can swim but I"m on a diet 1.2222 0.03887 135 107 26 2
5989 You know the saying: "If you eat it, they will come." 1.2222 0.03887 135 107 26 2
5990 Do you know how to swim in chocolate syrup? 1.2222 0.03715 162 130 28 4
5991 Once I gave up sugar, I just stopped craving it. 1.2222 0.04233 144 118 20 6
5992 Once again, others get Christmas and I have Yom Kippur. 1.2222 0.04766 126 105 14 7
5993 Guess Charlie and his chocolates didn’t survive global warming. 1.2222 0.04419 135 111 18 6
5994 Just my luck..I’m on a low carb diet. 1.2222 0.03916 162 132 24 6
5995 "How did we land here?!?!" 1.2222 0.03817 162 131 26 5
5996 Global warming sure has hurt the chocolate factory, hasn't it Charlie? 1.2222 0.03715 162 130 28 4
5997 That’s a sweet island over there. 1.2222 0.04419 135 111 18 6
5998 Shoot! Some guys have all the luck. 1.2222 0.03618 153 121 30 2
5999 Don't even think about it. You know you're diabetic. 1.2222 0.04346 144 119 18 7
6000 If it's my last meal, I want dessert first! 1.2222 0.04456 144 120 16 8
6001 I'm not in the mood for sweets. 1.2222 0.03735 153 122 28 3
6002 I'd swim over, but I'm keto. Help yourself. 1.2222 0.04162 135 109 22 4
6003 You go ahead. I'm off the carbs. 1.2222 0.03873 144 115 26 3
6004 Reality doth take time to sink in. 1.2222 0.04419 135 111 18 6
6005 You go ahead, I gave up sweets years ago. 1.2222 0.03849 153 123 26 4
6006 It's one of the sweetest spots in the Carbo-bean. 1.2222 0.04170 153 126 20 7
6007 Medical marijuana? Who needs it when you can have hallucinations like this! 1.2222 0.04116 144 117 22 5
6008 The view is so sweet. 1.2216 0.03529 176 141 31 4
6009 I hear it's an island inhabited entirely by one of Peter Pan's seven year old lost boys. 1.2216 0.03795 176 144 25 7
6010 We'll be hungry but at least we'll have good teeth. 1.2215 0.03769 158 127 27 4
6011 We can afford it because the agent sweetened the deal. 1.2215 0.03661 158 126 29 3
6012 Too bad the water between us is infested with carbs. 1.2215 0.03875 158 128 25 5
6013 I told you we should have used Wonka Cruise Lines 1.2215 0.04078 158 130 21 7
6014 A little seagull told me it has added preservatives 1.2215 0.04243 149 123 19 7
6015 Why did you have to choose the gluten free option? 1.2215 0.04023 149 121 23 5
6016 Now might be a good time to try that palm tree diet that everyone is raving about? 1.2215 0.03669 149 118 29 2
6017 You don't need the carbs. 1.2215 0.04023 149 121 23 5
6018 I'm so happy with my ketogenic diet of coconut oil, palm leaves, and some fish. And you? 1.2215 0.03909 149 120 25 4
6019 ...I don't know. Imagine what that will do to our teeth. 1.2215 0.03909 149 120 25 4
6020 Is that the good ship Lollipop? 1.2214 0.04309 140 115 19 6
6021 That's Bloomberg's island. The taxes are ridiculous. 1.2214 0.04064 140 113 23 4
6022 And I am on a sugar free diet. 1.2214 0.04188 140 114 21 5
6023 You get to bring one thing. Last guy had a real sweet tooth. 1.2214 0.04309 140 115 19 6
6024 I’ll never be able to swim off the calories. 1.2214 0.04064 140 113 23 4
6025 I’m gluten intolerant, but you should go; you definitely need some fattening up..... 1.2214 0.04188 140 114 21 5
6026 I could use a vacation" 1.2214 0.04238 131 106 21 4
6027 Can you do burgers, shakes and fries, too!? 1.2214 0.04374 131 107 19 5
6028 I don't care if it is a mirage, I'm going for it. 1.2214 0.04506 131 108 17 6
6029 Let's desert this island and go for a dessert! 1.2214 0.04238 131 106 21 4
6030 I am waiting for a gluten-free mirage 1.2213 0.04584 122 100 17 5
6031 Dude,that's sweet. 1.2209 0.04023 172 143 20 9
6032 My dentist would kill me. 1.2209 0.03576 172 138 30 4
6033 It’ s the big rock candy island. 1.2209 0.03894 163 133 24 6
6034 Do you think it's organic? 1.2209 0.03894 163 133 24 6
6035 The downside is....where would we find a dentist? 1.2209 0.03695 163 131 28 4
6036 Still on the sugar free diet? 1.2209 0.03796 163 132 26 5
6037 I know it is just a mirage, but it sure looks sweet! 1.2209 0.03796 163 132 26 5
6038 Don’t worry, I’m certain the Good Ship Lollipop docks here. 1.2208 0.04042 154 126 22 6
6039 Do you think we should find out if it is a mirage? 1.2208 0.03936 154 125 24 5
6040 Ya gotta expect Shirley Temple to come around the bend singing, "Good Ship Lollipop." 1.2208 0.03936 154 125 24 5
6041 I would, but I can't swim for an hour after my lunchtime starvation. 1.2208 0.04042 154 126 22 6
6042 I hope the other side covers gluten free! 1.2208 0.03597 154 122 30 2
6043 You go, I’ll stay. I’m on a sugar free diet. 1.2208 0.03826 154 124 26 4
6044 And of course, I get stranded on NON Candyland Island. 1.2208 0.04042 154 126 22 6
6045 I loved that board game. 1.2208 0.04042 154 126 22 6
6046 Well looks like we will be going through pain and gain. 1.2208 0.03936 154 125 24 5
6047 Remember when the North Pole was colder? 1.2208 0.03826 154 124 26 4
6048 If we stay here long enough, we might get some coconuts. 1.2208 0.03826 154 124 26 4
6049 And you said the good ship lollipop was unsinkable ! 1.2208 0.03936 154 125 24 5
6050 Now I really wish I'd learned how to swim. 1.2207 0.04091 145 118 22 5
6051 No, they probably aren't made with organic ingredients. 1.2207 0.03972 145 117 24 4
6052 I’m staying away from sugar these days. 1.2207 0.03592 145 114 30 1
6053 You're not a dentist, are you? 1.2207 0.03972 145 117 24 4
6054 Global warming, man. 1.2207 0.04091 145 118 22 5
6055 Nah. I’m on the Zero-sugar diet. 1.2207 0.03972 145 117 24 4
6056 I love sweets but they would just make me thirsty. 1.2207 0.04091 145 118 22 5
6057 I'm not impressed, it's too much Magnolia Bakery/Dunkin Donuts, not enough Dominique Ansel. 1.2207 0.03972 145 117 24 4
6058 Why didn't we land over there? 1.2207 0.03849 145 116 26 3
6059 You want to go for a swim? 1.2206 0.04264 136 111 20 5
6060 I don't know. They say that sugar is bad for you. 1.2206 0.04512 136 113 16 7
6061 It’s our donut trap for rescue by cop! 1.2206 0.04390 136 112 18 6
6062 I'd swim over with you but I'm watching my carbs. 1.2206 0.04000 136 109 24 3
6063 I never had any desire to go to candyland before now. 1.2206 0.04134 136 110 22 4
6064 Do you think they might be poisonous? 1.2206 0.04000 136 109 24 3
6065 What is it that the sand is always sweeter on the other side? 1.2206 0.04264 136 111 20 5
6066 I don’t regret our passion for dessert and the pursuit of our dreams, but in hindsight I wish we had been better spellers. 1.2206 0.04264 136 111 20 5
6067 I still say it's a secret entrance to a missile silo, and they have extra food in there. 1.2206 0.03862 136 108 26 2
6068 This makes that Marshmallow Test seem like childs' play. 1.2205 0.04317 127 103 20 4
6069 I told you it was spelled dessert 1.2205 0.04598 127 105 16 6
6070 In the desert you only can see salty snacks mirages 1.2205 0.04460 127 104 18 5
6071 This way, I don't have to worry about self-control. 1.2203 0.04683 118 97 16 5
6072 It's called the Robinson Crusoe Diet 1.2203 0.03323 177 140 35 2
6073 You know what? I'm content. 1.2203 0.04362 118 95 20 3
6074 If the sharks don’t get you first, the cigarette trees will. 1.2201 0.03748 159 128 27 4
6075 Have you seen Moby Dick's new hat? 1.2201 0.03641 159 127 29 3
6076 Seen any sharks? 1.2201 0.03853 159 129 25 5
6077 You can go on over - I'm trying to lay off the carbs. 1.2201 0.03748 159 128 27 4
6078 You see freedom. I see diabetes! 1.2200 0.03885 150 121 25 4
6079 I prefer to see the glass half full of candy. 1.2200 0.04322 150 125 17 8
6080 I agree these resorts are amazing, but Seafood Buffet Island sounds better right now. 1.2200 0.03768 150 120 27 3
6081 After ruling out a mirage, I figured it had to be the last remnant of The Good Ship Lollipop. 1.2200 0.03885 150 121 25 4
6082 Tempting..but there’s something fishie about it! 1.2200 0.04109 150 123 21 6
6083 I knew we shouldn't have picked the gluten free option. 1.2200 0.04109 150 123 21 6
6084 I guess it's somebody's version of Paradise Island 1.2200 0.03999 150 122 23 5
6085 Home Sweet Home. 1.2200 0.03885 150 121 25 4
6086 Well, at least over here we won't drop dead from a sugar comma! 1.2200 0.03999 150 122 23 5
6087 If only I wasn't on Atkins. 1.2199 0.03352 191 153 34 4
6088 I'm kicking myself for not starting that sugar-free diet next week 1.2199 0.03779 141 112 27 2
6089 It's a reminder to cancel the Dentist appointment. 1.2199 0.03910 141 113 25 3
6090 That island’s got good taste. 1.2199 0.04161 141 115 21 5
6091 Since I've started the Keto Diet, I've been having this recurring dream. 1.2199 0.03910 141 113 25 3
6092 I guess I picked the wrong day to go gluten free. 1.2199 0.04281 141 116 19 6
6093 So then at the end of Life of Pi". . . . . 1.2199 0.04038 141 114 23 4
6094 Yes, but are they vegan? 1.2199 0.04281 141 116 19 6
6095 Why do I always have to be the one who worries about YOUR sugar? 1.2197 0.04209 132 107 21 4
6096 I distinctly remember telling you to check out the West Side. 1.2197 0.04602 132 110 15 7
6097 I blame this on your public education. 1.2197 0.04344 132 108 19 5
6098 At last, The Candyman arrives. 1.2197 0.04209 132 107 21 4
6099 It’s a trick - they’re all gluten-free and made with Splenda. 1.2197 0.04209 132 107 21 4
6100 "I know it looks like a candy shop, but it's actually an alien spaceship." 1.2197 0.03774 132 104 27 1
6101 Don't bother... I hear it's all gluten free. 1.2197 0.04344 132 108 19 5
6102 Potato, potahto, tomato, tomahto. No argument there, but when it comes to desert, dessert, I have to disagree, the difference is about 2000 calories a day!! 1.2197 0.03650 173 140 28 5
6103 I said you can bring three things Larry. 1.2195 0.04153 164 137 18 9
6104 How do you feel about our decluttering? 1.2195 0.04248 123 99 21 3
6105 Yes, I did play Candy Land as a kid. 1.2195 0.03968 164 135 22 7
6106 I thought the map said Deserted Island. 1.2194 0.04222 155 129 18 8
6107 To be honest, lately I’ve been considering giving up the Paleo Diet.” 1.2194 0.03913 155 126 24 5
6108 This sure beats being on Hutch Island with all those rabbits, George! 1.2194 0.04222 155 129 18 8
6109 Thanks, but I'm on a diet. 1.2194 0.03804 155 125 26 4
6110 The grass on the other side always seems to be sweeter. 1.2194 0.03692 155 124 28 3
6111 My "Dessert Island" album would be Sammy Davis Jr's "Candyman". 1.2194 0.03913 155 126 24 5
6112 Don’t worry: the mirages are calorie free. 1.2194 0.04121 155 128 20 7
6113 Have you ever heard of the Candy Land sea monster? 1.2194 0.03804 155 125 26 4
6114 I'm watching my sweets. 1.2194 0.03913 155 126 24 5
6115 I’d suggest we swim over but I just started a Keto diet. 1.2194 0.03913 155 126 24 5
6116 That was a narrow escape. 1.2192 0.04180 146 120 20 6
6117 I would, but I’m off sugar this month. 1.2192 0.03700 146 116 28 2
6118 But is it worth the calories? 1.2192 0.04065 146 119 22 5
6119 You stay here. I’ll make sure it’s safe to eat. 1.2192 0.03826 146 117 26 3
6120 Wow, that's better than the "Goodship Lollipop." 1.2192 0.04180 146 120 20 6
6121 And to think, I just started my cleanse! 1.2192 0.04180 146 120 20 6
6122 We must be near Key West. 1.2192 0.03947 146 118 24 4
6123 Green New Deal Island. You can't actually get there, but it's lovely to look at, right? 1.2192 0.04180 146 120 20 6
6124 "Rescued? Why? We're living the sweet life!" 1.2192 0.03700 146 116 28 2
6125 That's the sugar tax haven. 1.2192 0.04065 146 119 22 5
6126 ....but he rolled a five not a six, so here I am. What's your story? 1.2192 0.04180 146 120 20 6
6127 I,m on the Mediterranean diet. Lucky me! 1.2192 0.04065 146 119 22 5
6128 Wouldn't that be a sweet place to live? 1.2192 0.03947 146 118 24 4
6129 I think it was the oysters 1.2190 0.04107 137 111 22 4
6130 Have you ever played Candyland? 1.2190 0.04482 137 114 16 7
6131 It must be from the Good Ship Lollipop. 1.2190 0.04236 137 112 20 5
6132 I thought it was supposed to be a Mountain ... 1.2190 0.04236 137 112 20 5
6133 I see your mom landed nearby after the shipwreck. 1.2190 0.04600 137 115 14 8
6134 Don’t be fooled, you’re just hallucinating. 1.2190 0.04236 137 112 20 5
6135 Did you receive a golden ticket also? 1.2190 0.04107 137 111 22 4
6136 the hell with atkins 1.2190 0.04361 137 113 18 6
6137 Not worth the effort - just empty calaries. 1.2190 0.04361 137 113 18 6
6138 I'm not a sweets person. 1.2190 0.03974 137 110 24 3
6139 Let's go; there's no cop there. We know that, right? 1.2190 0.04361 137 113 18 6
6140 My guess is that they are market testing the selections. 1.2190 0.04107 137 111 22 4
6141 This low carb diet sucks. 1.2189 0.03701 169 137 27 5
6142 So what, after eating the pine tree we swim over there for dessert? 1.2189 0.03887 169 139 23 7
6143 This would actually be a pretty sweet setup, if not for all the carnivorous Swedish fish. 1.2189 0.03977 169 140 21 8
6144 If I weren’t diabetic, I’d take the bait. 1.2188 0.03933 160 131 23 6
6145 Look on the bright side. At least our island is low-carb. 1.2188 0.03832 128 101 26 1
6146 Suddenly I find myself humming "on the good ship lollipop." 1.2188 0.03620 160 128 29 3
6147 Nah, you go ahead, I've read too many articles on sugar shortening the lifespan 1.2188 0.04565 128 106 16 6
6148 Desserted Island, Ep. 2: The Tropics of Candy 1.2188 0.04428 128 105 18 5
6149 So, I managed to get rid of that wasp. 1.2188 0.04287 128 104 20 4
6150 I’d swim over there, but I’m cutting carbs. 1.2188 0.03990 128 102 24 2
6151 No, I don’t think any of it is vegan 1.2188 0.04428 128 105 18 5
6152 It's not always sweeter on the other side. 1.2188 0.04565 128 106 16 6
6153 The thing I like about hallucinations is that they're all low-cal. 1.2185 0.03862 151 122 25 4
6154 If it we're only gluten free I'd be all over that. 1.2185 0.03862 151 122 25 4
6155 One double blue card and we’re there, or it’s back to peppermint stick forest again 1.2185 0.03862 151 122 25 4
6156 I guess climate change isn't all bad. 1.2185 0.04085 151 124 21 6
6157 Maybe the Good Ship Lollipop will rescue us and bring us to Candy Land. 1.2185 0.03746 151 121 27 3
6158 Well at least this way I can follow my diet. 1.2185 0.03975 151 123 23 5
6159 Thank God you turned off autocorrect. 1.2185 0.04191 151 125 19 7
6160 Check it out. Another land mine sent to deceive us into thinking that America is great again. 1.2185 0.04191 151 125 19 7
6161 Dude, that Island is Sweet 1.2185 0.04491 119 97 18 4
6162 Nah. I want all my acquaintances to be envious of my weight loss. 1.2183 0.04135 142 116 21 5
6163 I'm so glad we splurged for the en-sweet 1.2183 0.04254 142 117 19 6
6164 Hey Dude! We’re stranded on the wrong desserted island. 1.2183 0.04370 142 118 17 7
6165 My illusion was milk and honey 1.2183 0.04012 142 115 23 4
6166 No thanks, I'm trying to lose weight. 1.2183 0.04254 142 117 19 6
6167 That’s just the tip of the lobster Newburg 1.2183 0.03886 142 114 25 3
6168 Ahhhh! Candyland at last!!! 1.2183 0.04370 142 118 17 7
6169 You go, I'll watch the fort" 1.2183 0.04254 142 117 19 6
6170 I’ve heard of such a place... it’s called the Isle of Dunkin. 1.2183 0.04254 142 117 19 6
6171 Okay, If you were stranded on a dessert island...? 1.2183 0.04254 142 117 19 6
6172 But is a sugar high worth the loss of limb? 1.2183 0.04254 142 117 19 6
6173 Reminds me of when I gave up sweets for Lent. 1.2183 0.04370 142 118 17 7
6174 Don't worry, the Candyland mirage is common in these parts. 1.2183 0.03620 142 112 29 1
6175 Intermittent fasting 1.2182 0.03552 165 132 30 3
6176 What are the odds that we would both be both allergic to gluten? 1.2182 0.03852 165 135 24 6
6177 I Have dreamt of being stranded on a Dessert Island! 1.2182 0.03755 165 134 26 5
6178 Yes, but this island is gluten-free. 1.2182 0.03552 165 132 30 3
6179 I would rather the mirage was of sandwiches. 1.2180 0.04314 133 109 19 5
6180 Come on, Dave, I swear it's my cheat day. 1.2180 0.04813 133 113 11 9
6181 Isn't that Wayne Thiebaud hiding behind the cake? 1.2180 0.04571 133 111 15 7
6182 I'm feeling more umami right now, but you go for it. 1.2180 0.04444 133 110 17 6
6183 Nah, I just went gluten-free. 1.2179 0.03671 156 125 28 3
6184 You didn't know which way the currents were going when you jumped.. 1.2179 0.03782 156 126 26 4
6185 Yeah, the mirage is the South Pacific's version of 'The grass is always greener'. 1.2179 0.03782 156 126 26 4
6186 Great, that's just great! My insulin supply went down with the boat. 1.2179 0.04097 156 129 20 7
6187 We can't get there without the Good Ship Lollypop. 1.2179 0.03782 156 126 26 4
6188 No thanks, you swim over if you want. I'm cutting down on carbs. 1.2179 0.04097 156 129 20 7
6189 Can't go there ... I'm on keto. 1.2179 0.03671 156 125 28 3
6190 OK, OK, so Fyre Festival II wasn’t my best idea. 1.2179 0.04097 156 129 20 7
6191 That angler fish keeps getting more and more devious! 1.2179 0.03782 156 126 26 4
6192 Well maybe if you weren’t such a stickler for spelling... 1.2177 0.04217 124 100 21 3
6193 I'm sorry: the short-term rental site said, "Seaside privacy near trendy dining. and entertainment." 1.2177 0.04660 124 103 15 6
6194 Let's dive in! 1.2177 0.04058 124 99 23 2
6195 I understand how your unhappy childhood experiences arouse suspicions, but considering neither of us can swim, isn't it rather a moot point? 1.2177 0.03923 147 119 24 4
6196 Watch out for the hook. It's on there somewhere. 1.2177 0.04040 147 120 22 5
6197 Can't, I'm on a low sugar diet. 1.2177 0.03923 147 119 24 4
6198 Of course,I've embraced a gluten-free life. 1.2177 0.03803 147 118 26 3
6199 Do you think they might take a palm tree in trade? 1.2177 0.04154 147 121 20 6
6200 My commitment to that Keto diet is starting to waver. 1.2177 0.03803 147 118 26 3
6201 I'll bet property taxes are through the roof. 1.2177 0.04040 147 120 22 5
6202 The cane is so tempting, but are you able? 1.2177 0.03923 147 119 24 4
6203 I'm a diabetic, but you go ahead... Enjoy yourself. 1.2177 0.04040 147 120 22 5
6204 The swim will burn off at least that many calories! 1.2177 0.03803 147 118 26 3
6205 I just read a study that said sweets actually help you live longer. 1.2176 0.03488 170 136 31 3
6206 I would hate to mess up my Paleo Diet now... 1.2176 0.03866 170 140 23 7
6207 This reminds me of my last diet. 1.2174 0.04208 138 113 20 5
6208 I'd rather the coconuts than diabetes. 1.2174 0.03810 161 131 25 5
6209 We can start the Atkins diet tomorrow. 1.2174 0.04080 138 112 22 4
6210 Luckily neither of us has a sweet tooth. 1.2174 0.03949 138 111 24 3
6211 Ahoy good ship lollipop . Room for two more? 1.2174 0.04452 138 115 16 7
6212 No,thank you. I'm watching my figure. 1.2174 0.04416 115 93 19 3
6213 What one thing would you bring if you were stranded on a desserted island? 1.2174 0.04008 161 133 21 7
6214 That's just PERFECT! I learned I was now a diabetic right before our ship went down... 1.2174 0.04208 138 113 20 5
6215 What do you think, some kind of mirage? 1.2174 0.04104 161 134 19 8
6216 Too bad you don't eat sweets. 1.2174 0.03949 138 111 24 3
6217 Wished I'd taken swimming lessons when I had the chance. 1.2174 0.04080 138 112 22 4
6218 Click your heels and you'll be over there in no time. 1.2174 0.03949 138 111 24 3
6219 At least our island doesn't have any artificial sweetners 1.2174 0.03949 138 111 24 3
6220 I prefer meat. Delicious. Juicy. Meat 1.2174 0.04008 161 133 21 7
6221 No thanks. I'm on a strict coconut diet. 1.2174 0.03949 138 111 24 3
6222 I wonder if it's gluten-free. 1.2174 0.03810 161 131 25 5
6223 I feel like we've been waiting forever for this cocoa to cool 1.2174 0.03812 138 110 26 2
6224 It's the land of plenty 1.2174 0.03707 161 130 27 4
6225 Were more healthy. 1.2174 0.04452 138 115 16 7
6226 I complained to the Zoning Board, but they said Disney had already started construction. 1.2174 0.03949 138 111 24 3
6227 Close one,I don't think he's seeking protein! 1.2174 0.04208 138 113 20 5
6228 It's a diabetics oasis!! 1.2174 0.04208 138 113 20 5
6229 I think we chose the wrong ship wreck. 1.2174 0.03812 138 110 26 2
6230 Seriously, your diabetic? How am I just finding that out now? 1.2174 0.03910 161 132 23 6
6231 No, it's not like pie in the sky. I say we make a try for it. 1.2171 0.03613 175 142 28 5
6232 If only we could get to Ocasio-Cortez Island. 1.2171 0.04269 152 127 17 8
6233 what happened to the lollipop? 1.2171 0.03840 152 123 25 4
6234 Why couldn't we have crashed on that one? 1.2171 0.03951 152 124 23 5
6235 Parting really is such sweet sorrow. 1.2171 0.03951 152 124 23 5
6236 Alas, I see no chocolate bar. 1.2171 0.04060 152 125 21 6
6237 I'm beginning to regret my sugar cleanse. 1.2171 0.03840 152 123 25 4
6238 There is only one thing worse than getting stuck here: Diabetes. 1.2171 0.04166 152 126 19 7
6239 Wouldn’t it be sweet if we could swim? 1.2171 0.04060 152 125 21 6
6240 Well, it wouldn't be my idea of Temptation Island, but TV producers go for anything these days. 1.2171 0.03605 152 121 29 2
6241 Don't take the bait. The last guy that swam over there got eaten by cannibals. 1.2171 0.04060 152 125 21 6
6242 And me, off carbs again. 1.2171 0.04269 152 127 17 8
6243 That' s your idea of a breakfast mirage?" 1.2171 0.03840 152 123 25 4
6244 If only we were not diabetics. 1.2171 0.03840 152 123 25 4
6245 Looks like fun but we have coconuts 1.2171 0.03951 152 124 23 5
6246 I can't swim--and besides that, I am trying to cut back on carbs. 1.2171 0.04112 129 104 22 3
6247 I can't. I'm on a whole foods plant-based diet. 1.2171 0.04533 129 107 16 6
6248 Sugar island. Sugar free island. I don’t know, you’d think Mother Nature could of added a Sweet Low option. 1.2169 0.03635 166 134 28 4
6249 Get it? DESSERT island? 1.2169 0.03734 166 135 26 5
6250 With beach season right around the corner I’ll wait until the oasis mirage comes around again. 1.2168 0.03987 143 116 23 4
6251 At least we have some greenery to enjoy. 1.2168 0.03862 143 115 25 3
6252 It's too bad we're cutting out sugar. 1.2168 0.04227 143 118 19 6
6253 Isn't GrubHub amazing! 1.2168 0.03862 143 115 25 3
6254 You're hallucinating a...what? 1.2168 0.03987 143 116 23 4
6255 So, 2 likes? 1.2168 0.04109 143 117 21 5
6256 Remember when we were kids? That was our treasure island 1.2168 0.03987 143 116 23 4
6257 Any errors in spelling are the fault of my Iphone. 1.2168 0.03987 143 116 23 4
6258 I think you forgot an “S” in the GPS. 1.2168 0.04227 143 118 19 6
6259 And YOU said I was wasting my time playing Candy Crush 1.2168 0.04109 143 117 21 5
6260 At least we have front-row seats to Survivor: Sweets Island. 1.2166 0.03868 157 128 24 5
6261 If my memory serves me well, the trick is to get Ice Cream Floats via the Gum Drop Mountains pass without getting stuck in the Molasses Swamp. 1.2166 0.04073 157 130 20 7
6262 It’s so unfair we landed on Keto island.” 1.2166 0.03972 157 129 22 6
6263 Yes I can swim, but my nutritionalist has me on a strict whole foods diet. 1.2166 0.03972 157 129 22 6
6264 This is one tough level, isn't it? 1.2166 0.03761 157 127 26 4
6265 I bet that's where they go when they get voted off the island. 1.2166 0.03650 157 126 28 3
6266 You go ahead, I’m doing no carbs this week. 1.2166 0.03868 157 128 24 5
6267 Diet be damned. I'm going for it. 1.2164 0.04152 134 109 21 4
6268 You are not thinking of deserting me, are you? 1.2164 0.04285 134 110 19 5
6269 I love your view 1.2164 0.04285 134 110 19 5
6270 We are saved, unless of course they are not gluten-free. 1.2164 0.04015 134 108 23 3
6271 We’ve got our beach bods. 1.2164 0.04152 134 109 21 4
6272 The next time WE take the Good Ship Lollipop. 1.2164 0.04539 134 112 15 7
6273 I am NOT saying that you're paranoid, but what if it isn't a trap? 1.2164 0.04414 134 111 17 6
6274 Candy Land? Truth or dare... 1.2164 0.04152 134 109 21 4
6275 I'm waiting for door number two. 1.2164 0.04152 134 109 21 4
6276 They were out of Crispy-Cremes. 1.2164 0.04414 134 111 17 6
6277 Frickin' autocorrect 1.2162 0.04345 148 124 16 8
6278 I'd like to add you to my LinkedIn network 1.2162 0.04016 148 121 22 5
6279 I once wrote a song about this very scene 1.2162 0.04016 148 121 22 5
6280 No, I think I'd know if it was an illusion." 1.2162 0.04016 148 121 22 5
6281 Evolve! 1.2162 0.04016 148 121 22 5
6282 All it’s missing is a candy striper to serve it up! 1.2162 0.03528 148 117 30 1
6283 I think we picked the wrong deserted island 1.2160 0.03889 162 133 23 6
6284 Of course it's real,we only took one mushroom. 1.2160 0.03986 162 134 21 7
6285 I say it's a mirage and I say to Hell with it. 1.2160 0.03986 162 134 21 7
6286 And we end up on a desert island! 1.2160 0.04030 125 100 23 2
6287 I'm tired of eating dates. Let's swim over and get some real dessert! 1.2160 0.04030 125 100 23 2
6288 I would, but the sugar will be the end of me. 1.2160 0.04484 125 103 17 5
6289 Too bad we're on a diet. 1.2160 0.04338 125 102 19 4
6290 Can I borrow your blood sugar monitor? 1.2158 0.03923 139 112 24 3
6291 I guess we should have read the fine print in that last Brexit deal they offered. 1.2158 0.04054 139 113 22 4
6292 'The grass is always higher in calories on the other isle." 1.2158 0.04181 139 114 20 5
6293 Well, there's The Odyssey, Hansel and Gretel, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, ... . 1.2158 0.03648 139 110 28 1
6294 I knew that my diabetes would eventually catch up with me. 1.2158 0.03788 139 111 26 2
6295 I know it’s a mirage, but I still would like to swim over there and check it out. 1.2158 0.04054 139 113 22 4
6296 If I wasn't gluten-free I'd be over there in a minute. 1.2158 0.04539 139 117 14 8
6297 Ya, but at least we're living the raw food lifestyle. 1.2158 0.04303 139 115 18 6
6298 I thought we were on Christmas Island 1.2157 0.03928 153 125 23 5
6299 My doctor told me to avoid such islands. 1.2157 0.03703 153 123 27 3
6300 I always cheated on my diets, so I guess that makes ours the figurative island of just desserts. 1.2157 0.04036 153 126 21 6
6301 Looks like Moreau has developed a sweet tooth. 1.2157 0.03928 153 125 23 5
6302 I guess I'm just more of a savory than sweet kinda guy. 1.2157 0.03928 153 125 23 5
6303 And I always thought the Big Rock Candy Mountain was in Idaho. 1.2157 0.04244 153 128 17 8
6304 I'd prefer Go Fish. 1.2157 0.03928 153 125 23 5
6305 There must been a typo in the travel brochure. 1.2157 0.03703 153 123 27 3
6306 Sorta ironic that there's no taffy, eh? 1.2157 0.04244 153 128 17 8
6307 I hope some have coconut. 1.2157 0.03928 153 125 23 5
6308 While an excellent illustration of homophones, I'm upset you didn't wish for a boat. 1.2157 0.04036 153 126 21 6
6309 Grubhub? 1.2157 0.03928 153 125 23 5
6310 I am gluten free so those are all yours. 1.2156 0.03714 167 136 26 5
6311 Lesson learned, Amelia. If you're planning to circumnavigate the globe, best to start with a few swimming lessons. 1.2154 0.04084 130 105 22 3
6312 No, I don't smell anything but I think I hear Burl Ives singing. 1.2154 0.04366 130 107 18 5
6313 Candy kills, they said. Nature revitalizes, they said. 1.2154 0.04227 130 106 20 4
6314 Who needs the hollow calories? 1.2154 0.04366 130 107 18 5
6315 MAKES MY TEETH HURT JUST LOOKING AT IT. 1.2154 0.04227 130 106 20 4
6316 You're crazy man. After seeing what happened to Harry you still want to try and make it across? 1.2153 0.03962 144 117 23 4
6317 I wouldn't: I saw an article on the internet about a Bavarian forest witch and her new submarine 1.2153 0.04314 144 120 17 7
6318 Wanna race? 1.2153 0.04200 144 119 19 6
6319 I WONDER IF THEY HAVE SUGAR FREE? 1.2153 0.04200 144 119 19 6
6320 I think Road Scholar undersold it 1.2153 0.03709 144 115 27 2
6321 Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on you, Gretel. 1.2153 0.04200 144 119 19 6
6322 Wouldn't you know, I gave up sugar for Lent. 1.2153 0.03709 144 115 27 2
6323 You must be seeing a mirage... it's probably just a boat. 1.2153 0.04083 144 118 21 5
6324 Figures, I started my Keto diet last week! 1.2153 0.03962 144 117 23 4
6325 It's all gluten free. 1.2153 0.04083 144 118 21 5
6326 “Now that’s a deserted island!!” “Shut up mike”. 1.2153 0.04534 144 122 13 9
6327 I know the sugar rush won't last 1.2153 0.04200 144 119 19 6
6328 Well, so much for The Good Ship Lollipop. 1.2153 0.04200 144 119 19 6
6329 Good. Now we can play Candyland. 1.2153 0.03838 144 116 25 3
6330 Why did you write desert? You should have written dessert! 1.2153 0.04200 144 119 19 6
6331 Not until the end of swimsuit season. 1.2153 0.04083 144 118 21 5
6332 I told you to check your spelling ! 1.2152 0.04148 158 132 18 8
6333 Ah, you remembered Christmas again. 1.2152 0.03739 158 128 26 4
6334 I guess it’s time to take down the Christmas decorations 1.2152 0.04050 158 131 20 7
6335 surely that's not an optcal illusion? 1.2152 0.03630 158 127 28 3
6336 If only I wasn't doing Keto. 1.2152 0.03739 158 128 26 4
6337 We are on course. Thar be Dessert Island. 1.2152 0.03846 158 129 24 5
6338 It's CandyLand! Where are the Ice Cream Floats? 1.2149 0.04424 121 99 18 4
6339 What a clever way to recycle plastic from the sea. 1.2148 0.04256 135 111 19 5
6340 Remember that song, "Sweet dreams are made of this…". 1.2148 0.04256 135 111 19 5
6341 Not with my diabetes, thanks. 1.2148 0.04124 135 110 21 4
6342 Just relax and open your heart and all good things will float closer to you. 1.2148 0.04124 135 110 21 4
6343 It's tempting, but I have to watch my cholesterol. 1.2148 0.04384 135 112 17 6
6344 Not sure without a tree. 1.2148 0.04629 135 114 13 8
6345 I can't. I'm staying away from palm oil. 1.2148 0.04124 135 110 21 4
6346 I made this New Years resolutions, sooo... 1.2148 0.04256 135 111 19 5
6347 Well, now we can finally have dessert before dinner... 1.2148 0.04103 149 123 20 6
6348 If its a mirage, why can we both see it and why have I gained 5 pounds? 1.2148 0.03634 149 119 28 2
6349 I always preferred Shoots & Ladders. 1.2148 0.03634 149 119 28 2
6350 Trump should make a bridge here instead of his wall. 1.2148 0.03991 149 122 22 5
6351 If we were going to be marooned I would have rathered our view was the island of misfit toys. 1.2148 0.03876 149 121 24 4
6352 The grass is greener, but our view's sweeter. 1.2148 0.03757 149 120 26 3
6353 I think the cartographer had dyslexia. 1.2148 0.03757 149 120 26 3
6354 They don't call it Diabetes Island for nothing! 1.2147 0.03867 163 134 23 6
6355 Looks like climate change finally got the Big Rock Candy Mountain. 1.2147 0.03867 163 134 23 6
6356 Well, I'll need to be careful. I have a coconut allergy. 1.2147 0.03666 163 132 27 4
6357 You don't suppose they offer kale? 1.2147 0.03666 163 132 27 4
6358 Sweet tooth possibility or hungry shark probability? 1.2143 0.03898 140 113 24 3
6359 If that's Fantasy Island, where's the fucking plane? 1.2143 0.04012 154 127 21 6
6360 Now that's an island paradise! 1.2143 0.03905 154 126 23 5
6361 At least our island is GMO free. 1.2143 0.04275 140 116 18 6
6362 It probably has dairy in it anyway... 1.2143 0.03764 140 112 26 2
6363 How did we end up on the island type having only one "s"? 1.2143 0.04275 140 116 18 6
6364 I can't. I just started my keto diet last week. 1.2143 0.04275 140 116 18 6
6365 Now all we need is Chutes and Ladders! 1.2143 0.04153 140 115 20 5
6366 Let's name it Candyland. 1.2143 0.03898 140 113 24 3
6367 I don't eat sweets. 1.2143 0.03681 154 124 27 3
6368 NOW maybe one of the cruise ships will rescue us. 1.2143 0.04001 126 101 23 2
6369 I'd go for it, but I've sworn off simple carbs. 1.2143 0.04001 126 101 23 2
6370 I'm sorry to be a buzzkill but do you have any idea how painful a root canal is? 1.2143 0.04028 140 114 22 4
6371 So what happens if, when we get there, nothing is gluten free? 1.2143 0.04117 154 128 19 7
6372 I'm not a vegetarian! I'm a dessertarian! 1.2143 0.03443 154 122 31 1
6373 First the “pair o’ dice” incident. Now this. 1.2143 0.04153 140 115 20 5
6374 Just think, if we'd spelled it with two S's, they'd have dropped us off over there. 1.2143 0.03596 168 136 28 4
6375 Maybe that's The Good Ship, Lollipop, coming to our rescue! 1.2143 0.03795 154 125 25 4
6376 Oh, to be able to "buy an 's'" 1.2143 0.03564 154 123 29 2
6377 So, it's NOT desert island, smarty. You owe me $50. 1.2143 0.04307 126 103 19 4
6378 No thanks, I'm still doing Keto. 1.2143 0.04452 126 104 17 5
6379 Damn! I wish I hadn’t started Atkins! 1.2143 0.04012 154 127 21 6
6380 Rethinking that keto diet? 1.2143 0.04153 140 115 20 5
6381 I’m on keto anyway. 1.2143 0.04452 126 104 17 5
6382 That drug you gave me is incredible! 1.2143 0.04394 140 117 16 7
6383 Screw the diet! 1.2138 0.04027 159 132 20 7
6384 Good thing we're on a diet 1.2138 0.03824 159 130 24 5
6385 I still have one 'E' coupon I hope to use! 1.2138 0.03926 159 131 22 6
6386 Pretty but I’m on the keto diet. 1.2138 0.03718 159 129 26 4
6387 They said climate change would be bad, but man this is rough. 1.2138 0.03718 159 129 26 4
6388 Good news, the Good Ship Lollipop should be arriving soon. 1.2138 0.03824 159 130 24 5
6389 You’re diabetic, dude.” 1.2138 0.04174 145 120 19 6
6390 Salted caramel is overhyped anyway. 1.2138 0.03814 145 117 25 3
6391 We’re on the Keto island 1.2138 0.04057 145 119 21 5
6392 It's not a craving, it's boredom. 1.2138 0.04057 145 119 21 5
6393 I can't go over there... I'm diabetic! All that sugar would kill me! 1.2138 0.04057 145 119 21 5
6394 Unfortunately I forgot my dessert island playlist. 1.2138 0.03938 145 118 23 4
6395 I love you, David. 1.2138 0.04174 145 120 19 6
6396 I can't wait for the Sammy Davis Jr. show tonight. 1.2138 0.04174 145 120 19 6
6397 Bad time to be on the KETO diet Hal. 1.2138 0.04174 145 120 19 6
6398 That's for my Instagram. 1.2137 0.03908 131 105 24 2
6399 If that's the Candy Cane Forest, where are we? 1.2137 0.04469 131 109 16 6
6400 I begged you to ask for directions! 1.2137 0.04469 131 109 16 6
6401 The President heard that the Navy needed new subs, but decided that floating muffins would be better. 1.2137 0.04514 117 96 17 4
6402 do you think any of that is gluten free? 1.2134 0.03942 164 136 21 7
6403 I bet it's not gluten-free anyways. 1.2134 0.03434 164 131 31 2
6404 It’s not a big rock candy island, but it’ll do. 1.2133 0.03967 150 123 22 5
6405 On my cheat day, I'm going to go to town on that thing. 1.2133 0.03967 150 123 22 5
6406 I know, but I don't want to get my hair wet" 1.2133 0.04187 150 125 18 7
6407 You said, if you could bring one thing, you'd bring me; I said, if I could bring one thing, it would be Afternoon Tea at the Ritz. 1.2133 0.03967 150 123 22 5
6408 I keep telling you... The Lollypop was booked. 1.2133 0.04078 150 124 20 6
6409 I have the dangest luck! A few years back I got this close to the Bog Rock Candy Mountain! 1.2133 0.04078 150 124 20 6
6410 Looks like we forgot an 's.' 1.2133 0.03853 150 122 24 4
6411 The grass is always greener,isn't it? 1.2133 0.03967 150 123 22 5
6412 We lucked out, that would have been impossible to keep to our diets. 1.2133 0.04078 150 124 20 6
6413 Now imagine if our deserted island had two s's..." 1.2133 0.03487 150 119 30 1
6414 Candy Land used to be bigger, but unfortunately it was not designated for conservation. 1.2132 0.04228 136 112 19 5
6415 It's either a mirage or the sharks are suckering us. Want to go for it? 1.2132 0.03822 136 109 25 2
6416 All wasted calories -- I'm satisfied with coconuts. 1.2132 0.04355 136 113 17 6
6417 Good Ship Lollipop? 1.2132 0.03822 136 109 25 2
6418 Great. Thanks Bob. We couldn’t play Chutes and Ladders, could we? 1.2132 0.04097 136 111 21 4
6419 I've just been dreaming of a passing cruise ship but your Desert Island is much better. Up for a swim? 1.2132 0.03676 136 108 27 1
6420 It’s a Putin trick to lure us into voting for Trump again. Haven’t we lost enough already? 1.2132 0.04355 136 113 17 6
6421 Yeah, but I don't see any of those chocolate cookies you really like. 1.2132 0.03962 136 110 23 3
6422 No, I don't see anything...you're just hallucinating...and a poor speller! 1.2132 0.04097 136 111 21 4
6423 Oh yeah. That’s Toothache-Diabetes-Make ya fat Island. (Sigh) Gorgeous, isn’t it? 1.2132 0.04228 136 112 19 5
6424 There is a gap. And sometimes the inequality is inexplicable. 1.2131 0.04070 122 98 22 2
6425 Yeah, but we've got a palm tree. Besides, I'm diabetic. 1.2131 0.04070 122 98 22 2
6426 Maybe it is extreme, but real friends don't let their friends fail at Lent. 1.2131 0.04234 122 99 20 3
6427 The next time I say "row right" remember it's your "other" right! 1.2129 0.03773 155 126 25 4
6428 I told you that we shouldn't take the Good Ship Lollypop! 1.2129 0.03544 155 124 29 2
6429 None of it's on my Mediterranean diet. 1.2129 0.03773 155 126 25 4
6430 I thought it was spelled with one "s". 1.2129 0.03989 155 128 21 6
6431 I mean, I guess, if you're into that kind of stuff 1.2129 0.03882 155 127 23 5
6432 You can do what you want, but I am sticking with my low carb diet. 1.2129 0.03882 155 127 23 5
6433 That's where Santa stays 1.2129 0.03773 155 126 25 4
6434 We didn't get a meal in Economy. 1.2128 0.03873 141 114 24 3
6435 Damn, maybe next time 1.2128 0.04127 141 116 20 5
6436 Shhhhh, John. I think it’s playing 'Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds.' 1.2128 0.04480 141 119 14 8
6437 Too bad I've given up sweets for Lent. 1.2128 0.03873 141 114 24 3
6438 Do you think they have gluten free options? 1.2128 0.04002 141 115 22 4
6439 Oh great, I’m diabetic. 1.2128 0.04002 141 115 22 4
6440 Yeah, but I bet it's all filled with palm oil too. 1.2128 0.04248 141 117 18 6
6441 I'm trying to give up sugar. 1.2128 0.04480 141 119 14 8
6442 It's totally normal on day 5 of the Whole30 to see a carbohydrate mirage 1.2128 0.04127 141 116 20 5
6443 ...but I just started the South Beach diet. 1.2128 0.04127 141 116 20 5
6444 I thought we agreed that you were going to take the sunrise and I was going to sprinkle it with dew. 1.2126 0.03697 174 143 25 6
6445 Every year it seems to get closer. 1.2126 0.04127 127 103 21 3
6446 I would, but I'm off sweets. 1.2126 0.04127 127 103 21 3
6447 Another sweets shop promotion? Sheesh! 1.2126 0.04276 127 104 19 4
6448 Chocolate, chocolate, everywhere, nor not a drop to drink. 1.2126 0.04420 127 105 17 5
6449 Now that’s a sweet island! 1.2126 0.03813 127 101 25 1
6450 Wow! Candy land really exists. 1.2126 0.04276 127 104 19 4
6451 Candy, candy everywhere but not a gumdrop to eat. 1.2125 0.04003 160 133 20 7
6452 You go ahead, I'm going to hang out here. I'm already down twenty pounds since I started this sugar-free diet. 1.2125 0.03904 160 132 22 6
6453 Its tempting but I didn’t renew my dental plan. 1.2125 0.03802 160 131 24 5
6454 Nothing’s as sweet as you, Mr. Crusoe. 1.2125 0.03697 160 130 26 4
6455 I am totally sick of this diet." 1.2125 0.04003 160 133 20 7
6456 Say, you wouldn't happen to be a dentist? 1.2123 0.04032 146 120 21 5
6457 Still want to stay glutean free? 1.2123 0.04148 146 121 19 6
6458 I'm not sure if it is more likely to be a meringue or a mirage. 1.2123 0.04032 146 120 21 5
6459 Okay I get it, thats a baker's dozen... so now what ? 1.2123 0.03791 146 118 25 3
6460 This is not a good time to be on a sugar-free diet. 1.2123 0.03791 146 118 25 3
6461 What's the opposite of a mirage? 1.2123 0.03913 146 119 23 4
6462 I'm going to assume they're made with the stevia plant. 1.2123 0.03791 146 118 25 3
6463 Our own "sweet private island'? This is my last Fyre Festival. 1.2123 0.04148 146 121 19 6
6464 You go ahead. I am allergic to sugar 1.2123 0.04032 146 120 21 5
6465 Just my luck I'm on the Atkins Diet. 1.2123 0.04032 146 120 21 5
6466 First one there gets the strawberry shortcake. 1.2123 0.03913 146 119 23 4
6467 Do candy canes float? 1.2123 0.04148 146 121 19 6
6468 My FOMO might not be cured so easily. 1.2123 0.04148 146 121 19 6
6469 How can we tell if it's gluten-free? 1.2123 0.04032 146 120 21 5
6470 I figure that the good ship, Lollipop, will find its way over there--and then we'll be rescued. 1.2121 0.04169 132 108 20 4
6471 My doctor said I should stay away from sweets... 1.2121 0.04028 132 107 22 3
6472 I'm off carbs 1.2121 0.04169 132 108 20 4
6473 Is it just me or does Cheat Day seem to be getting further and further away? 1.2121 0.04169 132 108 20 4
6474 I say we hold out for a gluten-free option. 1.2121 0.03416 165 132 31 2
6475 Need I remind you again, Carl, that coconut milk is the best hydration there is? 1.2121 0.03882 132 106 24 2
6476 No thanks, I'm on the keto diet." 1.2121 0.03730 132 105 26 1
6477 I’m supplying them with all of there palm oil. 1.2121 0.03522 165 133 29 3
6478 Otherwise, I'll eat it all in one sitting. 1.2119 0.04054 151 125 20 6
6479 You Go. I'm watching my carbs. 1.2119 0.03830 151 123 24 4
6480 I know it's all we were able to salvage, but we've got to stop playing Candyland. 1.2119 0.03943 151 124 22 5
6481 Do you think that is a mirage? 1.2119 0.03830 151 123 24 4
6482 Swim over and tell me if it's real or a mirage 1.2119 0.03943 151 124 22 5
6483 Do you think they used locally sourced sea-salt? 1.2119 0.04161 151 126 18 7
6484 Playing Candyland as kids didn’t adequately prepare us for this. 1.2119 0.03943 151 124 22 5
6485 And I thought WE were desserted. 1.2118 0.03841 170 141 22 7
6486 Its a great skyline from here, but I am so glad we decided to move to the suburbs. 1.2117 0.04200 137 113 19 5
6487 This Candyland diet is a tad extreme. 1.2117 0.04070 137 112 21 4
6488 Just our luck: we’re both diabetic. 1.2117 0.03936 137 111 23 3
6489 You can gain weight from mirages like that. 1.2117 0.03797 137 110 25 2
6490 Go for it, but I’m doing that gluten-free thing. 1.2117 0.04326 137 114 17 6
6491 Have I mentioned I’m diabetic? 1.2117 0.03936 137 111 23 3
6492 True, but the gluten ... 1.2115 0.03860 156 128 23 5
6493 This morning, I swam half way there, but then got too tired so I swam back here. 1.2115 0.03965 156 129 21 6
6494 Might know, I'm diabetic... 1.2115 0.03860 156 128 23 5
6495 If we could be sure it was gluten-free--- 1.2115 0.03751 156 127 25 4
6496 He would never admit it, but that's what my dentist wants me to eat. 1.2115 0.03860 156 128 23 5
6497 Day 29 of The Whole 30. 1.2115 0.03860 156 128 23 5
6498 I know. But sugar makes you angry. 1.2115 0.03860 156 128 23 5
6499 5 desserts to bring on a deserted island. Go. 1.2115 0.03751 156 127 25 4
6500 Stay strong, Frank. Remember: neither one of us is a dentist... 1.2115 0.03965 156 129 21 6
6501 It's the same,only decadent. 1.2115 0.03965 156 129 21 6
6502 I know a game we haven’t played in a long time. 1.2115 0.03860 156 128 23 5
6503 Is this a test of my dieting will-power 1.2115 0.03751 156 127 25 4
6504 Wave them bye and we'll wait for the entre' wagon 1.2115 0.03751 156 127 25 4
6505 Go ahead, but I’ll pass. I doubt it’s gluten free. 1.2115 0.03860 156 128 23 5
6506 It always appears right after we barbecue. 1.2114 0.04041 123 99 22 2
6507 Hey, where did the castaways on the other island go? 1.2113 0.03977 142 116 22 4
6508 Sorry, I only do gluten-free islands. 1.2113 0.04100 142 117 20 5
6509 ... and I thought Candy Land was make believe! 1.2113 0.03977 142 116 22 4
6510 Must be that new dessert island I heard about. 1.2113 0.04100 142 117 20 5
6511 I would, but I'm on my second week of keto. 1.2113 0.03580 142 113 28 1
6512 I guess we'll never find where the Good Ship Lollipop went down. 1.2113 0.04100 142 117 20 5
6513 ...More like straight to my THIGH-land." 1.2113 0.03849 142 115 24 3
6514 Now we'll see if you've really given up sugar! 1.2113 0.04100 142 117 20 5
6515 Figures, just when my cholesterol levels are perfect... 1.2112 0.03981 161 134 20 7
6516 You did say my company would be sweet enough. 1.2112 0.03569 161 130 28 3
6517 Sure, let’s go for it; a diabetic coma is the last thing on my mind. 1.2112 0.03569 161 130 28 3
6518 It's the flying saucer from carb hell. 1.2112 0.03781 161 132 24 5
6519 No thanks, I lost my sweet tooth with the scurvy. 1.2112 0.03882 161 133 22 6
6520 Goodbye teeth. 1.2109 0.04098 128 104 21 3
6521 Because of my sweet tooth i’m all washed out. 1.2109 0.03945 128 103 23 2
6522 No, we can't, our swimming coach put us on a no carb diet, remember? 1.2109 0.04246 128 105 19 4
6523 Not me. I didn't pack a toothbrush. 1.2109 0.04388 128 106 17 5
6524 Are you sure sugar causes cancer? 1.2109 0.04007 147 121 21 5
6525 I said, I think we're sitting on the pastie of a submerged giant, not the pastry! 1.2109 0.04122 147 122 19 6
6526 Even if I could swim over, they’re probably not gluten free. 1.2109 0.04007 147 121 21 5
6527 Santa has to show up on Christmas Island eventually, right? 1.2109 0.04007 147 121 21 5
6528 When I was a kid, no one believed me when I said that there really was a Candyland 1.2109 0.03642 147 118 27 2
6529 It's times like these I regret going gluten-free 1.2109 0.03889 147 120 23 4
6530 I can't, I'm on the keto diet. 1.2109 0.04007 147 121 21 5
6531 Dieting is tough. 1.2109 0.04233 147 123 17 7
6532 Well at least Frye festival catered in some food this year... 1.2109 0.04122 147 122 19 6
6533 Only if you are a dentist. 1.2109 0.04007 147 121 21 5
6534 Wait. Didn’t you say you were giving up sweets for Lent? 1.2108 0.03606 166 135 27 4
6535 That can’t be real. Any self respecting candy cane wouldn’t stick its neck out like that! 1.2108 0.03803 166 137 23 6
6536 I don't know, man. Do you think they are Gluten-free? 1.2105 0.03920 152 125 22 5
6537 Is that with one or two s's? 1.2105 0.04029 152 126 20 6
6538 They say that the grass is always higher in high-fructose corn syrup on the other side. 1.2105 0.03635 171 140 26 5
6539 ...and that’s the Recreation Center. 1.2105 0.03920 152 125 22 5
6540 I could never spell correctly "Dessert or Deserted" Who cares? 1.2105 0.04001 133 108 22 3
6541 It's just Blubber playing tricks again. 1.2105 0.04141 133 109 20 4
6542 It became a dessert island after the wreck of the Good Ship Lollipop washed up 1.2105 0.03909 171 143 20 8
6543 What luck! A dentist who can’t swim! 1.2105 0.04276 133 110 18 5
6544 If only I had gone to Harvard 1.2105 0.04408 133 111 16 6
6545 Wait a minute! How can we both be experiencing the same hallucination? 1.2105 0.04141 133 109 20 4
6546 No ice cream? 1.2105 0.03856 133 107 24 2
6547 Think that's keto? 1.2105 0.04408 133 111 16 6
6548 Man I could go for an Almond Joy right about now. 1.2105 0.04408 133 111 16 6
6549 Don't go there. There's too much sugar in the average diet. 1.2105 0.03920 152 125 22 5
6550 I wouldn't eat something sweet if my life depended on it. 1.2105 0.04136 152 127 18 7
6551 I would but for the gluten. 1.2102 0.03729 157 128 25 4
6552 This isn't what I meant when I said I was giving up sweets for Lent. 1.2102 0.04044 157 131 19 7
6553 It's really more of a sometimes place. 1.2102 0.03618 157 127 27 3
6554 I think we misunderstood 1.2101 0.03910 138 112 23 3
6555 Giving up carbs and sugar is hard, but after a few days, you’ll find you’ll just see them everyplace and everywhere. 1.2101 0.03910 138 112 23 3
6556 Nah, I’m on paleo. 1.2101 0.04418 138 116 15 7
6557 I'd swim over but Dick Cheney visits there and look what happened to him 1.2101 0.04043 138 113 21 4
6558 No doubt Sirens disguised as dessert. I wouldn't touch it. 1.2101 0.04172 138 114 19 5
6559 Playing that game is what got me here. 1.2101 0.04172 138 114 19 5
6560 That’s the Isle of White Sugar. 1.2101 0.03910 138 112 23 3
6561 I'm watching my diet. 1.2101 0.03772 138 111 25 2
6562 I thought Fantasy Island got cancelled. 1.2101 0.04043 138 113 21 4
6563 So, sweet dreams tonight ? 1.2101 0.04043 138 113 21 4
6564 I guess you're newbie in mirages. 1.2101 0.04043 138 113 21 4
6565 I'm on the Paleo diet. 1.2101 0.04172 138 114 19 5
6566 Well, they were right, it really isn't greener on the other side. It just really sweet. 1.2101 0.04172 138 114 19 5
6567 It may be a mirage....and those may be sharks....but I'm going' for it anyway! 1.2101 0.03772 138 111 25 2
6568 Guess all we had was a yellow ticket. 1.2099 0.03958 162 135 20 7
6569 You go ahead, I'm still on a coconut jag. 1.2099 0.03550 162 131 28 3
6570 It’s a mirage. You see yummy desserts. I see a yummy floating breast. 1.2099 0.03860 162 134 22 6
6571 Now that's what i call a "desserted" island, pluhhh 1.2098 0.04193 143 119 18 6
6572 Yeah, it looks good, but no coffee to go with it? Meh. 1.2098 0.04193 143 119 18 6
6573 It’s just a come-on. 1.2098 0.03951 143 117 22 4
6574 You go ahead. I'm not much of a sweets person. 1.2098 0.03951 143 117 22 4
6575 I get high just looking at that sugar mirage. 1.2098 0.04193 143 119 18 6
6576 I'll swim it, but my cheat day isn't until Saturday. 1.2098 0.04074 143 118 20 5
6577 Sweet or savory? 1.2097 0.04172 124 101 20 3
6578 No thanks. Nothing is gluten-free. 1.2096 0.03969 167 140 19 8
6579 So, do you have a sweet tooth? 1.2096 0.03686 167 137 25 5
6580 Well, there's plenty of fat and sugar. All we need is salt. 1.2096 0.03686 167 137 25 5
6581 At least we won’t get diabetes. 1.2095 0.03745 148 120 25 3
6582 ...One more 's' and we'd have hit pay dirt... 1.2095 0.03745 148 120 25 3
6583 Yeah, I'm not into sweets either, but I wonder if any drinkable water's over there. 1.2095 0.03491 148 118 29 1
6584 Mirage or not, we don't need any more cavities. 1.2095 0.03620 148 119 27 2
6585 LOOK ! another desert island 1.2095 0.04096 148 123 19 6
6586 You go, I'll stay here and guard the giant lollipop 1.2095 0.03865 148 121 23 4
6587 Supposedly this cures our lack of self control 1.2095 0.03865 148 121 23 4
6588 Stranded on a dessert island also means cavities, you know. 1.2095 0.04096 148 123 19 6
6589 I’ve definitely reached a state of ketosis. 1.2095 0.04096 148 123 19 6
6590 Sweet, man... 1.2095 0.04096 148 123 19 6
6591 No, if only one of us sees it, it would be a hallucination. It must be a mirage since both of us are seeing it. Still, it doesn't look like much of a swim. 1.2095 0.03865 148 121 23 4
6592 But you know you can’t eat just one recommended serving. I’ll wave them off. 1.2093 0.03918 129 104 23 2
6593 Aw shucks. Shoulda brought the kids. 1.2093 0.04216 129 106 19 4
6594 I know, but this whole 'stranded-on-a-desert-island' cliché prevents us from swimming. 1.2093 0.04357 129 107 17 5
6595 Sweets have never been my thing. 1.2093 0.04070 129 105 21 3
6596 John, how did we end up on the wrong deserted island? 1.2093 0.03616 172 141 26 5
6597 You go. I'm getting ready for swimsuit season. 1.2093 0.04070 129 105 21 3
6598 Now there's where we need a wall! 1.2093 0.04070 129 105 21 3
6599 I miss Steve too, but you can't have sweets on keto 1.2092 0.03896 153 126 22 5
6600 I wonder if they also have big juicy Kosher hotdogs? 1.2092 0.03550 153 123 28 2
6601 Too bad I have to watch my blood sugar! 1.2092 0.03550 153 123 28 2
6602 No way, man. It’s all carbs and fats..and your toothbrush is where? 1.2092 0.03896 153 126 22 5
6603 Pity it's all turned green. 1.2092 0.04111 153 128 18 7
6604 So that was the main course. What's for desert? 1.2092 0.04111 153 128 18 7
6605 Knowing our luck, those cakes will not be gluten free! 1.2092 0.03784 153 125 24 4
6606 Now don't be spoiling your dinner. 1.2090 0.03727 177 147 23 7
6607 I’m diabetic, swim to the other side and see if you can spot any protein bars. 1.2090 0.04113 134 110 20 4
6608 Ready for a sugar high! 1.2090 0.03681 134 107 26 1
6609 I wonder if the expiration date for the baked goods comes before our own. 1.2090 0.03830 134 108 24 2
6610 Of all the islands in this ocean, we ended up on one drawn by a good speller! 1.2090 0.03974 134 109 22 3
6611 Figures I just started my no carb diet! 1.2090 0.03974 134 109 22 3
6612 You go ahead. I'm off carbs. 1.2090 0.03974 134 109 22 3
6613 I wish you wouldn't be such a stickler about spelling. 1.2090 0.04247 134 111 18 5
6614 What if it's a mirage? Our epitaphs would read like a joke. 1.2090 0.04377 134 112 16 6
6615 It's for the best. I forgot my toothbrush. 1.2090 0.04377 134 112 16 6
6616 I told you there was a difference between the islands! 1.2090 0.04247 134 111 18 5
6617 It was the Big Rock Candy Mountain before the icecaps melted, just like this was Everest. 1.2090 0.04377 134 112 16 6
6618 It's like GrubHub, but it's called 'SweetFleet." 1.2090 0.04113 134 110 20 4
6619 Yes, but that one is an uncharted 'dessert' isle." 1.2089 0.03815 158 130 23 5
6620 Who knew mirages could be so punny? 1.2089 0.03919 158 131 21 6
6621 Well ..... Just think of all the calories we'll save." 1.2089 0.03598 158 128 27 3
6622 What do you think Wilson? I don’t know Chuck, it looks kinda fishy! 1.2089 0.03708 158 129 25 4
6623 And that, my son, is the virtue of being vegan. 1.2089 0.03708 158 129 25 4
6624 Just my luck, my cardiologist has me on a strict low cholesterol diet. 1.2089 0.03708 158 129 25 4
6625 Being on a no carb diet is getting harder all the time. 1.2086 0.04268 139 116 17 6
6626 Sometimes I'm sorry that i'm on the Atkins diet 1.2086 0.04145 139 115 19 5
6627 I miss the glaciers, too, but at least we still have part of the Big Rock Candy Mountain. 1.2086 0.04268 139 116 17 6
6628 I’m actually doing Whole30 right now. But please, don’t let me stop you. 1.2086 0.04017 139 114 21 4
6629 Just our luck....I am off sugar. 1.2086 0.04017 139 114 21 4
6630 That's why we don't spell ours with two "S"s 1.2086 0.04145 139 115 19 5
6631 And I gave up sweets for lent. 1.2086 0.04268 139 116 17 6
6632 Sugar on our coconuts would be nice. 1.2086 0.03421 163 131 30 2
6633 They have a more effective branding strategy. 1.2086 0.03309 163 130 32 1
6634 Phillip stop staring; your blood sugar will spike!” 1.2086 0.03530 163 132 28 3
6635 Before you take the plunge, consider your diabetes. 1.2086 0.03530 163 132 28 3
6636 Don't forget - they are wrong, we are right. 1.2086 0.03739 163 134 24 5
6637 Fortunately I’m paleo. 1.2083 0.03801 144 117 24 3
6638 I'm not a "sand is always browner" kind of guy. 1.2083 0.04568 120 100 15 5
6639 Seriously? They must not know we live in L.A. 1.2083 0.04568 120 100 15 5
6640 "Never Mind,,, I'm going to take a quick dip,,,," 1.2083 0.04048 144 119 20 5
6641 The Good Ship Lollipop? 1.2083 0.03927 144 118 22 4
6642 They spelled it wrong. 1.2083 0.04167 144 120 18 6
6643 It’s a stroke of luck, really. I’m keto this week. 1.2083 0.03927 144 118 22 4
6644 Even Hasbro has an island. 1.2083 0.03801 144 117 24 3
6645 Darn autocorrect, I said , “I want to book a flight to Dessert Island”! 1.2081 0.04181 149 125 17 7
6646 Remember what mom said: your eyes are bigger than your stomach. 1.2081 0.03722 149 121 25 3
6647 Well, at least we can play Candyland. 1.2081 0.03598 149 120 27 2
6648 Looks like Candyland. I'm a gamer. I say go for it. 1.2081 0.03842 149 122 23 4
6649 Go ahead...go over there and eat all of that. But, don't come cryin' to me when you need a dentist. 1.2081 0.03598 149 120 27 2
6650 I totally chose the wrong day to start Keto! 1.2081 0.03842 149 122 23 4
6651 They’re probably not even vegan. 1.2081 0.03598 149 120 27 2
6652 I never trust unsolicited gifts. 1.2081 0.03722 149 121 25 3
6653 Don't you just love Jeff Koonz? 1.2081 0.03598 149 120 27 2
6654 Looks like the candy man REALLY can!! 1.2081 0.03722 149 121 25 3
6655 I hate to keep saying it, but it's a shame the water's infested with piranhas. 1.2081 0.03842 149 122 23 4
6656 What I wouldn't give for another "s." 1.2080 0.04586 125 105 14 6
6657 You mean the one that’s covered in cheese and avocados? 1.2078 0.03873 154 127 22 5
6658 I never really liked Candyland. 1.2078 0.03762 154 126 24 4
6659 Do you know how to swim? 1.2078 0.04087 154 129 18 7
6660 Dibs on the cupcakes. 1.2078 0.03648 154 125 26 3
6661 Roll again, a double six gets us there 1.2078 0.03648 154 125 26 3
6662 Don't be fooled. It' another GOP tax scam. 1.2078 0.04087 154 129 18 7
6663 It's probably a manatee. 1.2078 0.04087 154 129 18 7
6664 A pity we're both diabetic 1.2078 0.03529 154 124 28 2
6665 Oh look, candy cane trees have sprouted. It must be getting close to the holiday season. 1.2078 0.03981 154 128 20 6
6666 Nothing will grow over there. 1.2078 0.03762 154 126 24 4
6667 Damn it, and just when I'd gone keto. 1.2078 0.03873 154 127 22 5
6668 The magic Genie had a lisp and that’s what an extra ‘S’ will get you. 1.2078 0.03762 154 126 24 4
6669 With my triglycerides being what they are I am glad we didn't end up there! 1.2077 0.03891 130 105 23 2
6670 I call that the "socialist mirage island". Lots of free stuff but what you don't see is the sharks swimming underneath. 1.2077 0.03891 130 105 23 2
6671 You enjoy it...I'm on this elimination thing. 1.2077 0.04042 130 106 21 3
6672 Hell of a place to develop cavities. 1.2077 0.04042 130 106 21 3
6673 We're on South Beach and it sucks. 1.2077 0.04327 130 108 17 5
6674 In their defense, they didn't have a lot of island to dessert. 1.2077 0.04186 130 107 19 4
6675 I say let's screw the South Beach diet. 1.2077 0.04186 130 107 19 4
6676 I thought you said there was a desserted island across the way. 1.2077 0.04327 130 108 17 5
6677 I'm watching my carbs. 1.2075 0.03897 159 132 21 6
6678 Don't even think about it. Sugar's gonna kill us faster." 1.2075 0.03687 159 130 25 4
6679 You're right, it's two esses because you want seconds. 1.2075 0.03897 159 132 21 6
6680 Once upon a time they were called the Big Rock Candy Mountains. Now mostly underwater, turned to salt water taffy. 1.2075 0.03577 159 129 27 3
6681 Not really feeling like desert tonight. 1.2075 0.03687 159 130 25 4
6682 It's tempting but I'm still trying to drop a few pounds. 1.2074 0.03657 135 108 26 1
6683 And we were almost there, until you had to draw Molasses Swamp. 1.2074 0.03805 135 109 24 2
6684 On the bright side, the lines at the dessert table are shorter now that the ship sank! 1.2074 0.04348 135 113 16 6
6685 I would go for it, but I can tell they're not vegan. 1.2074 0.04085 135 111 20 4
6686 They’ll be back when they realize we’ve got the toothpaste. 1.2074 0.03948 135 110 22 3
6687 Just remember, you're still counting carbs. 1.2074 0.04348 135 113 16 6
6688 Well, Candy, there goes your land. 1.2074 0.04219 135 112 18 5
6689 Now ask yourself if it’s been worth it. 1.2074 0.04219 135 112 18 5
6690 It's tempting but I get just enough carbs from our coconut water. 1.2074 0.04219 135 112 18 5
6691 Betcha a night under the palm that the giraffe on the left finishes his cupcake first. 1.2074 0.04348 135 113 16 6
6692 They say he’s the Jeff Koons of baking. 1.2074 0.04219 135 112 18 5
6693 It's made of plastic from the Great Pacific Garbage Patch. 1.2074 0.04219 135 112 18 5
6694 Nahh!its mostly corn sweeteners, anyway. 1.2074 0.04085 135 111 20 4
6695 Looks like that fake restaurant-display crap from here. 1.2073 0.03616 164 134 26 4
6696 Have you seen any sharks? 1.2073 0.03511 164 133 28 3
6697 High in sugar, high in fat, let's just stay right where we're at. 1.2071 0.04241 140 117 17 6
6698 If only this place had a second S. 1.2071 0.03860 140 114 23 3
6699 It's an easy swim, but I think we should resist. 1.2071 0.04118 140 116 19 5
6700 You go ahead. I’ ve got problems with gluten. 1.2071 0.03860 140 114 23 3
6701 You think they might be gluten-free? 1.2071 0.04360 140 118 15 7
6702 Enticing, but I'm diabetic. 1.2071 0.04241 140 117 17 6
6703 It's either a mirage or Disney just launched a new cruise ship called Sugar Mountain 1.2071 0.03860 140 114 23 3
6704 Candy Crush saga. Lv. 2. 1.2071 0.03926 169 142 19 8
6705 To think I gave up junk food. 1.2069 0.04254 145 122 16 7
6706 No, I doubt that stuff is gluten-free. 1.2069 0.04254 145 122 16 7
6707 Stop! That's how we ended up here in the first place. 1.2069 0.03902 145 119 22 4
6708 I'd make the swim but beach season is right around the corner 1.2069 0.04140 145 121 18 6
6709 Should we make a swim for it or is it a fat trap? 1.2069 0.04023 145 120 20 5
6710 ‘Yes that is Peppermint Bay’ 1.2069 0.03777 145 118 24 3
6711 You'll burn off the sugar and carbs swimming there and back. 1.2069 0.04254 145 122 16 7
6712 Disney World was much better! 1.2069 0.03777 145 118 24 3
6713 Life is always sweeter on the other side of the shark infested sea. 1.2069 0.04023 145 120 20 5
6714 Don't be upset, its the foods that will shorten your life anyhow 1.2069 0.03902 145 119 22 4
6715 We could easily swim over there but it would be breaking my diet. 1.2069 0.04140 145 121 18 6
6716 It's a mirage. Actually, I see Sean Connery, Leonardo DiCaprio and Tom Cruise! 1.2069 0.04023 145 120 20 5
6717 I'm watching my waistline, but thanks, anyway. 1.2069 0.03648 145 117 26 2
6718 I can’t believe I made a spelling mistake on my wish trip form. 1.2069 0.03670 174 144 24 6
6719 I'm starting to think we're just a fancy cake decoration. 1.2069 0.04254 145 122 16 7
6720 They cut their tree to compete in the Top Chef Just Desserts contest. 1.2069 0.03515 145 116 28 1
6721 Not today. I’m watching my figure. 1.2067 0.03934 150 124 21 5
6722 And they said being Paleo would pay off... 1.2067 0.03934 150 124 21 5
6723 I wish I hadn’t given up sugar 1.2067 0.03934 150 124 21 5
6724 It's times like these I'm glad my parents pushed me through dental school. 1.2067 0.03819 150 123 23 4
6725 The grass always looks greener on the other side. 1.2067 0.03934 150 124 21 5
6726 It's just a plot to make you give up your diet 1.2067 0.03577 150 121 27 2
6727 No, I'm on gluten free 1.2067 0.03819 150 123 23 4
6728 You really are a stickler for this whole no carb no sugar thing. 1.2067 0.03700 150 122 25 3
6729 This diet retreat is clearly working. All those sweets have lost their appeal, but are we expected to swim home? 1.2067 0.03449 150 120 29 1
6730 Diabetes is a bitch. 1.2066 0.04218 121 99 19 3
6731 Dessert islands—that one extra "s" will kill you with carbs. 1.2066 0.04378 121 100 17 4
6732 Did they misspell desert? 1.2066 0.04052 121 98 21 2
6733 I'm tempted to put sweet treats back in my diet. 1.2066 0.04378 121 100 17 4
6734 Too bad I just started keto. 1.2065 0.04062 155 130 18 7
6735 I agree it's tempting, but I'm strictly keto. 1.2065 0.03627 155 126 26 3
6736 If only they were gluten free. 1.2065 0.03851 155 128 22 5
6737 At least we don't have to worry about diabetes. 1.2065 0.03627 155 126 26 3
6738 It's tempting, but remember, sugar is really bad for your health. 1.2065 0.03958 155 129 20 6
6739 I gave it up for Lent. 1.2065 0.04062 155 130 18 7
6740 If I remembers me small uninhabited islands, that would be Cake Island. Odd name for an island, I’d say. 1.2065 0.04164 155 131 16 8
6741 You can try to swim for it, but I'm staying on my low carb diet. 1.2065 0.03851 155 128 22 5
6742 Whatever you say, Willy Wonka, just don’t mention coconut shrimp... 1.2065 0.03851 155 128 22 5
6743 I understand that you're diabetic but you couldn't think about me? 1.2063 0.04112 126 103 20 3
6744 I could get over the loss of the boat, but to be stranded on the wrong island … 1.2063 0.04410 126 105 16 5
6745 I,d love to swim over there but I,m on a sugar free diet 1.2063 0.04112 126 103 20 3
6746 No, I was seeing the cupcake island yesterday. 1.2063 0.03666 160 131 25 4
6747 Let's take a chance and swim there. Maybe it's not artificially sweetened. 1.2063 0.03875 160 133 21 6
6748 But where will we get our teeth cleaned? 1.2063 0.03557 160 130 27 3
6749 What'd you expect, a big rock candy mountain? 1.2063 0.03666 160 131 25 4
6750 Somehow it seemed sweeter in my memory 1.2063 0.03666 160 131 25 4
6751 Well, one of us is going to have an epic dessert. 1.2063 0.03772 160 132 23 5
6752 The good ship "Lollipop" should be here any day now. 1.2063 0.03875 160 133 21 6
6753 It reminds me of the Good Ship Lollipop. 1.2063 0.03666 160 131 25 4
6754 You’re better off without all those empty calories. 1.2063 0.03772 160 132 23 5
6755 Sweet dude. 1.2061 0.04014 131 107 21 3
6756 Yes, but what would our dentist say 1.2061 0.04157 131 108 19 4
6757 Go figure,you can't swim and I'm on a protein only diet. 1.2061 0.04157 131 108 19 4
6758 Tom Brady says cake clogs your arteries 1.2061 0.04014 131 107 21 3
6759 It may look good but all that sugar will kill you. 1.2059 0.04058 136 112 20 4
6760 Maybe next time we should try Weight Watchers 1.2059 0.04058 136 112 20 4
6761 So that's Hedonism? 1.2059 0.04443 136 115 14 7
6762 Sandy Candy Land 1.2059 0.04190 136 113 18 5
6763 Well, I had always known about Grandpa’s stories about the mountain, but I thought Big Rock Island was a complete myth. 1.2059 0.03922 136 111 22 3
6764 My bad... It's supposed to be milk and honey.. 1.2059 0.04190 136 113 18 5
6765 No I've never been to a Trump rally. Why do you ask? 1.2059 0.04058 136 112 20 4
6766 Last week it was giant bottles of diaper rash cream. 1.2059 0.04058 136 112 20 4
6767 Go ahead without me, I’m doing keto. 1.2059 0.04190 136 113 18 5
6768 When we've totally depleted all of Earth's resources, we'll just move to Mars. But for now...race ya to the cupcake!!! 1.2059 0.03780 136 110 24 2
6769 Fake news, I say 1.2059 0.04058 136 112 20 4
6770 That's the English language for you, a real kick in the teeth 1.2057 0.03965 141 116 21 4
6771 So, how's your A1c? 1.2057 0.03965 141 116 21 4
6772 'You've really bought into the "sugar is not good for you" thing?' 1.2057 0.04091 141 117 19 5
6773 Damn! I gave up carbs for Lent. 1.2057 0.03701 141 114 25 2
6774 Yeah, but the carbs. 1.2057 0.04331 141 119 15 7
6775 I'm proud of you for sticking to your cleanse. 1.2057 0.03965 141 116 21 4
6776 I don't have a sweet tooth after all that coconut. 1.2057 0.03835 141 115 23 3
6777 Here's the question. Do you want to be the first one to go, or the second one? 1.2057 0.04091 141 117 19 5
6778 Too much salt in the diet can make you see things. 1.2057 0.04331 141 119 15 7
6779 Don't go there, it'll mess with your head. 1.2057 0.03835 141 115 23 3
6780 Are you still on the low-carb diet? 1.2057 0.03965 141 116 21 4
6781 That island over there is called Moderation, and in it, you can have everything. 1.2056 0.03670 180 150 23 7
6782 This was the wrong week to go gluten-free 1.2055 0.04228 146 123 16 7
6783 And now I have another diner, rather than dinner... 1.2055 0.04114 146 122 18 6
6784 It must be one of Picasso's unconventional sculptures that make us hallucinate. 1.2055 0.03878 146 120 22 4
6785 I bet they're all coconut flavored anyway... 1.2055 0.03754 146 119 24 3
6786 The contest among deserted islands is really heating up 1.2055 0.04228 146 123 16 7
6787 Do you see food or calories? 1.2055 0.03998 146 121 20 5
6788 I thought that extra 'S' would cost more, so I settled for this desert one instead. 1.2055 0.04114 146 122 18 6
6789 Empty calories are still calories. 1.2055 0.03754 146 119 24 3
6790 Since you picked this g*@ d*#@ island, I get to pick the next one. 1.2055 0.03878 146 120 22 4
6791 Winner take all! 1.2055 0.03998 146 121 20 5
6792 You ever have a root beer float? 1.2053 0.03910 151 125 21 5
6793 It's Diabetes Island! 1.2053 0.03796 151 124 23 4
6794 Looks are deceiving. That’s a Candy Shark! 1.2053 0.04236 151 128 15 8
6795 Stevenson had his Treasure Island, and I have mine. 1.2053 0.03678 151 123 25 3
6796 Oh definitely! Food can really solve all the problems when it's not one of them. 1.2053 0.03298 151 120 31 0
6797 It's the Venus Man Trap clam again. 1.2053 0.03910 151 125 21 5
6798 Shucks, I'm not doing sugar and starches now. 1.2053 0.03910 151 125 21 5
6799 You can't swim on a full stomach—we'd be stranded! 1.2053 0.03796 151 124 23 4
6800 Maybe my parents were right when they said I lacked initiative." 1.2053 0.03796 151 124 23 4
6801 Do you think it's a trick? 1.2053 0.03556 151 122 27 2
6802 Don't you think its time you laid-off the saltwater? 1.2051 0.03606 156 127 26 3
6803 Yeah, you can go there, but just don't ever write about it. 1.2051 0.03489 156 126 28 2
6804 Good thing we're 'both diabetic and don't know how to swim. 1.2051 0.03935 156 130 20 6
6805 Don’t think about candy. Think about diabetes. 1.2051 0.03719 156 128 24 4
6806 Maybe if you weren't so fatalistic the good stuff would wash-up here 1.2051 0.03828 156 129 22 5
6807 I've 'eard of the Isle of Wight, but a bloke could gain a lot of wight on that isle, eh? 1.2050 0.03853 161 134 21 6
6808 I picked the wrong time to start my Keto program 1.2050 0.03952 161 135 19 7
6809 They all died with diabetes! 1.2049 0.04346 122 101 17 4
6810 But where's the milk and honey? 1.2049 0.04346 122 101 17 4
6811 Our island needs another 's' 1.2048 0.03775 166 138 22 6
6812 Distance makes the heart grow fonder 1.2048 0.03577 166 136 26 4
6813 I thought you said it would be easy to do the keto diet out here! 1.2047 0.03927 127 103 22 2
6814 I'd swim for it except I'm sugar intolerant. 1.2047 0.04233 127 105 18 4
6815 I think it's an all points bulletin from Weight Watchers. 1.2047 0.03927 127 103 22 2
6816 And I thought Big Rock Candy Mountain was a fantasy. 1.2047 0.04083 127 104 20 3
6817 It's a mirage. Don't you have more interesting fantasies? 1.2047 0.04519 127 107 14 6
6818 Just one more "s" .... 1.2047 0.04233 127 105 18 4
6819 Seriously? ....you don't see the candy canes? 1.2045 0.04129 132 109 19 4
6820 It's nothing but empty calories anyway. 1.2045 0.04267 132 110 17 5
6821 Vegan island, I’m weakening 1.2045 0.04129 132 109 19 4
6822 Paul, aren't you glad you're here with me . . . you could be alone on that dessert'd island. 1.2045 0.04267 132 110 17 5
6823 Maybe it's just me, but I feel like we might've gone a little overboard with our New Year's resolution to diet... 1.2045 0.04129 132 109 19 4
6824 Repeat after me: It's just one S, like in "Sahara." 1.2045 0.03685 132 106 25 1
6825 And to think, if it wasn’t for a few sharks, that would all be ours. 1.2045 0.04129 132 109 19 4
6826 It's the ghost ship of Christmas past. 1.2045 0.04267 132 110 17 5
6827 I'm gonna kill ya, y'know... 1.2045 0.03986 132 108 21 3
6828 I think it wants to mate. We could use the space. 1.2044 0.04031 137 113 20 4
6829 In retrospect, escaping Sweet Island may have been an ill-conceived enterprise. 1.2044 0.03896 137 112 22 3
6830 We could swim over, but how would we get it back? 1.2044 0.03896 137 112 22 3
6831 I say we swim over and get baked! 1.2044 0.03896 137 112 22 3
6832 Even if it is only a mirage, I bet it tastes great! 1.2044 0.03755 137 111 24 2
6833 Maybe we should go help them out. I hear they're in a State Of Emergency! 1.2044 0.04162 137 114 18 5
6834 No. There is no way Shirley Temple’s over there. 1.2044 0.04031 137 113 20 4
6835 Its called watching your diet. 1.2044 0.04289 137 115 16 6
6836 No, let's wait for Vegan. 1.2044 0.04031 137 113 20 4
6837 I’m glad we already had dessert...! 1.2042 0.03940 142 117 21 4
6838 I 'd swim over there, but I'm trying to stick to my diet. 1.2042 0.03677 142 115 25 2
6839 Empty calories and gluten. We've got a coconut. 1.2042 0.03940 142 117 21 4
6840 Did I mention I signed up for swimming lessons? 1.2042 0.04065 142 118 19 5
6841 Life isn’t fair. The Good Ship Lollipop goes down and this is where we wind up? 1.2042 0.04065 142 118 19 5
6842 We could swim over, but the calories, you know? 1.2042 0.03811 142 116 23 3
6843 Life sure is better with chocolate. 1.2042 0.03940 142 117 21 4
6844 At least we have a tree to sit under to share this hallucination. 1.2042 0.04186 142 119 17 6
6845 Of course, I'm concerned. But I really think the swim will offset the A1C spike. 1.2042 0.04418 142 121 13 8
6846 We're thousands of miles from civilization and any other human beings. Of course it counts as Paleo. 1.2042 0.04186 142 119 17 6
6847 It wasn't there yesterday. And what happened to all the sharks that were swimming around here then? 1.2042 0.04186 142 119 17 6
6848 It's a dessert mirage, not the more common desert mirage.... 1.2042 0.03677 142 115 25 2
6849 This way we have something to strive for. 1.2041 0.03854 147 121 22 4
6850 #BetterWithMilk 1.2041 0.03472 147 118 28 1
6851 Actually, my kids prefer Chutes and Ladders. 1.2041 0.03973 147 122 20 5
6852 I told you not to sink over here 1.2041 0.03973 147 122 20 5
6853 That ever elusive number on the glycemic index - it's a fantasy. 1.2041 0.03604 147 119 26 2
6854 My dentist would be happy about the sharks. 1.2041 0.04201 147 124 16 7
6855 This keto diet is getting harder and harder 1.2041 0.03854 147 121 22 4
6856 Of course it's a risk Herman, but they might be gluten free. 1.2039 0.03773 152 125 23 4
6857 Yep Zak, it's the big rock candy island. 1.2039 0.03773 152 125 23 4
6858 Will you be my Valentine? 1.2039 0.04312 152 130 13 9
6859 Go ahead. Not me, I’m on the paleo diet. 1.2039 0.03773 152 125 23 4
6860 I've been gluten free for so long that I think I'm seeing things. 1.2039 0.03887 152 126 21 5
6861 I guess we really fudged up with our choice of island. 1.2039 0.03998 152 127 19 6
6862 Mirage, shmirage 1.2039 0.03887 152 126 21 5
6863 Yeah, but there is no milk. 1.2039 0.03773 152 125 23 4
6864 What do you mean you can't swim? 1.2039 0.04105 152 128 17 7
6865 That’s Insulin. 1.2039 0.04105 152 128 17 7
6866 Would love to, but I'm pretty sure it's not gluten-free. 1.2038 0.03469 157 127 28 2
6867 Then it came to me -- coconut cream! 1.2038 0.03806 157 130 22 5
6868 We always do this around the Holidays 1.2037 0.03407 162 131 29 2
6869 It depends, if the wind blows from that way, it smells like peppermint. 1.2037 0.03625 162 133 25 4
6870 It's OK, I just went sugar free. 1.2037 0.03518 162 132 27 3
6871 Try to be more positive! At least we won’t get cavities over here... 1.2037 0.03518 162 132 27 3
6872 Let's have sex and see if it's still there. 1.2037 0.03831 162 135 21 6
6873 It's the Big Rock Candy Island. Wanna swim for it? 1.2037 0.03831 162 135 21 6
6874 I guess they're sick of seafood. 1.2037 0.03625 162 133 25 4
6875 They say it's mostly made from palm oil, but it still isn't keto. 1.2037 0.03625 162 133 25 4
6876 Well at least we won't get cavities. 1.2037 0.03293 162 130 31 1
6877 I guess when I said “desserted” he heard “deserted” 1.2036 0.03755 167 139 22 6
6878 Your wife locked the pantry too? 1.2036 0.03454 167 136 28 3
6879 Careful buddy, that's the corporate headhunter that persuaded me to jump ship 1.2036 0.03454 167 136 28 3
6880 True, but the coconut always looks sweeter on the other side. 1.2035 0.03773 172 144 21 7
6881 Bummer, I was using this " me time" to cut out sugar. 1.2034 0.04432 118 98 16 4
6882 Too bad my New Year's Resolution was to cut out sugar. 1.2033 0.04313 123 102 17 4
6883 I told you I wanted to go to the desserted island--not desert island!. You see the difference one "s" can make? 1.2033 0.04156 123 101 19 3
6884 I'm not really a sweets guy. 1.2033 0.04313 123 102 17 4
6885 No, I haven’t heard a peep. 1.2031 0.04347 128 107 16 5
6886 I am glad. we are here. Too many tourists on the other one. 1.2030 0.04237 133 111 17 5
6887 At least you can burn off the calories swimming there and back. 1.2030 0.03959 133 109 21 3
6888 You go ahead - I'm cutting out sugar this month. 1.2030 0.04100 133 110 19 4
6889 Should we reconsider our paleo diet? 1.2030 0.04237 133 111 17 5
6890 Marooned. What a difference the 'ca' makes. 1.2030 0.04369 133 112 15 6
6891 i don't care for sweets 1.2030 0.03959 133 109 21 3
6892 Looks like we picked the wrong time to go gluten free 1.2030 0.03813 133 108 23 2
6893 I'm really not that into sweets, Jim. 1.2030 0.04100 133 110 19 4
6894 Just keep reminding yourself, not going over there could save your life 1.2030 0.03813 133 108 23 2
6895 Good thing it's only a mirage cause we're diabetics. 1.2029 0.04135 138 115 18 5
6896 With my luck, it's probably not gluten-free. 1.2029 0.04135 138 115 18 5
6897 I see you confuse them too. 1.2029 0.04383 138 117 14 7
6898 Good thing I’m diabetic 1.2029 0.04005 138 114 20 4
6899 You have great hair. 1.2029 0.03870 138 113 22 3
6900 Don’t judge - Survivor Candy Land is probably compelling TV... 1.2029 0.03870 138 113 22 3
6901 I told you the minimalism craze would come back to bite us 1.2028 0.04275 143 121 15 7
6902 This isn't what I meant when I said I wanted to cut out desserts. 1.2028 0.03915 143 118 21 4
6903 Wish I could swim. 1.2028 0.03915 143 118 21 4
6904 Too bad you're gluten-free, huh? 1.2028 0.03787 143 117 23 3
6905 "Give us the palmtree. 1.2028 0.03654 143 116 25 2
6906 We’re millennials. The “Land of Milk of Honey” has been downgraded too. 1.2028 0.03915 143 118 21 4
6907 It's called the Isles of Insulin." 1.2028 0.04039 143 119 19 5
6908 It was easier to keep up with the Jones' s back home. 1.2028 0.03654 143 116 25 2
6909 Grass is always greener on the other side 1.2027 0.03948 148 123 20 5
6910 Shall we dine on the island or float it all back on the donut inner tube? 1.2027 0.03452 148 119 28 1
6911 It’s a common mistake. Believe it or not I actually like deserts more than desserts. 1.2027 0.03582 148 120 26 2
6912 Think of the health consequences of being stranded on that treeless confection. 1.2027 0.03830 148 122 22 4
6913 I already have a cramp and we haven't even started to swim. 1.2027 0.03708 148 121 24 3
6914 Well, we're lost boys, aren't we? 1.2027 0.03708 148 121 24 3
6915 But I'm diabetic. 1.2027 0.03948 148 123 20 5
6916 I'm paleo so I'd never touch it, but it's pretty to look at. 1.2027 0.03708 148 121 24 3
6917 Maybe we're on two humps of an underwater Bactrian Camel. 1.2027 0.03830 148 122 22 4
6918 Look at that. And I always thought it was the land of milk and honey. 1.2026 0.03634 153 125 25 3
6919 The grass is always greener with you, Arnold. 1.2026 0.03514 153 124 27 2
6920 It's called the military-industrial complex. 1.2026 0.03514 153 124 27 2
6921 We’re just one typo too short. 1.2026 0.03751 153 126 23 4
6922 And there goes our fantasy island drifting away... 1.2026 0.03974 153 128 19 6
6923 If you clean up your room you may have some. 1.2026 0.03864 153 127 21 5
6924 Just as well neither of us can swim, Harry. Can you imagine what that stuff would do to your teeth 1.2026 0.03751 153 126 23 4
6925 I'm on a gluten free diet, but you go ahead. 1.2026 0.03751 153 126 23 4
6926 Fyre Festival 2019 1.2026 0.03864 153 127 21 5
6927 What you bet, there’s not a single gluten-free piece? 1.2026 0.03514 153 124 27 2
6928 Well, I am on the Mediterranean diet. 1.2026 0.04080 153 129 17 7
6929 We should've taken our toddler swimming lessons more seriously. 1.2025 0.03889 158 132 20 6
6930 Just our luck, no keto... 1.2025 0.03991 158 133 18 7
6931 I would swim over, but I’m on a diet. 1.2025 0.03676 158 130 24 4
6932 I could swim across, but I'm on a low carb diet. 1.2025 0.03565 158 129 26 3
6933 Well, it looks good but you know I'm on this diet... 1.2025 0.03565 158 129 26 3
6934 No way. I've gone gluten-free. 1.2025 0.03565 158 129 26 3
6935 Funny, my last flashback was in 1998, but I don't remember the candy canes. 1.2025 0.03889 158 132 20 6
6936 I get the periscopes but whats the rest of the junk. 1.2025 0.03709 163 135 23 5
6937 Have you ever read 'The Big Rock Candy Mountain'? 1.2024 0.03436 168 137 28 3
6938 Since I've been on this diet, I no longer crave refined carbs. 1.2024 0.03920 168 142 18 8
6939 Neverland? 1.2023 0.03570 173 143 25 5
6940 You go ahead, I promised my wife I would give up sugar, so I'm going to stay here and die of starvation. 1.2016 0.04026 129 106 20 3
6941 Welcome to fantasy island for diabetics. 1.2016 0.03872 129 105 22 2
6942 I always thought the Big Rock Candy Mountain was in Wyoming. 1.2016 0.03872 129 105 22 2
6943 Dang, I wish I hadn’t started my diet 1.2016 0.03713 129 104 24 1
6944 My mother always said I had to eat my main course before dessert. 1.2016 0.03872 129 105 22 2
6945 Let's hope the cannibals have a sweet tooth. 1.2015 0.03787 134 109 23 2
6946 I’d swim over but I’m trying to cut calories. 1.2015 0.03636 134 108 25 1
6947 At least we don’t have to count calories. 1.2015 0.03932 134 110 21 3
6948 How many points? 1.2015 0.03932 134 110 21 3
6949 I call it the Big Rock Candy Atoll! 1.2015 0.03932 134 110 21 3
6950 So we can't swim. it's a mirage anyway. 1.2015 0.04339 134 113 15 6
6951 I'm off sugar. 1.2015 0.03787 134 109 23 2
6952 Coconuts and eggs have their place but sometimes you have to eat dessert first. 1.2015 0.03787 134 109 23 2
6953 I prefer a Big Mac and fries. 1.2015 0.04208 134 112 17 5
6954 We could always wash it down with our own urine. 1.2014 0.03978 139 115 20 4
6955 Still waiting for the Good Ship 'Lollipop.' 1.2014 0.04107 139 116 18 5
6956 It's not worth the swim...I forgot my toothbrush... 1.2014 0.04354 139 118 14 7
6957 Let's paddle over and snitch the candle canes. 1.2014 0.04107 139 116 18 5
6958 "Don't even think of humming Big Rock Candy Mountain." 1.2014 0.04107 139 116 18 5
6959 Everyone told me I needed a better divorce lawyer... 1.2014 0.03978 139 115 20 4
6960 Think the owner is as big as his candy? 1.2014 0.04107 139 116 18 5
6961 You go ahead. I’m Pre-diabetic. 1.2014 0.04107 139 116 18 5
6962 ...and visions of sugarplums floated in our heads. 1.2014 0.03845 139 114 22 3
6963 Nah, I started my keto diet last week. 1.2014 0.03763 144 118 23 3
6964 It’s no big rock candy mountain but it might be a try 1.2014 0.03890 144 119 21 4
6965 I don’t care that it’s ON the south beach. You still can’t eat that stuff until phase 11 of the diet. 1.2014 0.03890 144 119 21 4
6966 Betcha' none of those goodies are vegan! 1.2014 0.04132 144 121 17 6
6967 Lucky for me you are on the no sugar diet! 1.2014 0.04013 144 120 19 5
6968 At this point, I'd be happy if they swam over here and ate me. 1.2014 0.03763 144 118 23 3
6969 You do know that sugar rots your teeth right? 1.2014 0.03890 144 119 21 4
6970 I'd swim over but I gave up sugar. 1.2014 0.03763 144 118 23 3
6971 I don't care what the travel brochures say. It is definitely NOT the land of milk and honey. 1.2014 0.03890 144 119 21 4
6972 I've come to hate Burl Ives. 1.2013 0.03807 149 123 22 4
6973 Lots of people eating healthy these days. It’s called the island of misfit carbs. 1.2013 0.03807 149 123 22 4
6974 'Remember the one time you skipped swimming lessons?' 1.2013 0.03924 149 124 20 5
6975 Well that wouldn't have fit our no carb lifestyle anyway. 1.2013 0.03561 149 121 26 2
6976 Nah, I’m on a diet. 1.2013 0.03924 149 124 20 5
6977 If you pick one your FB page will be filled with related ads for eternity. 1.2013 0.03807 149 123 22 4
6978 If I weren't a diabetic, I'd be over there in a second! 1.2013 0.04038 149 125 18 6
6979 You go. I can't. I'm prediabetic. 1.2013 0.03807 149 123 22 4
6980 Save room for desert island. 1.2013 0.04038 149 125 18 6
6981 I would, but I've given up sugar for lent. 1.2013 0.03924 149 124 20 5
6982 Seems to me we landed on Keto Island. 1.2013 0.03841 154 128 21 5
6983 Sunsets are beautiful in this island 1.2013 0.03841 154 128 21 5
6984 Whew! I thought we’d never get off Sugar-Addict island! I’ve heard coconuts are really good for you, we’re safe now. 1.2013 0.03729 154 127 23 4
6985 Are we on the wrong island? 1.2013 0.03950 154 129 19 6
6986 I think we landed on the wrong deserted island. 1.2013 0.03729 154 127 23 4
6987 Nah, it's probably not gluten-free. 1.2013 0.03494 154 125 27 2
6988 Looks like I picked the wrong week to go gluten-free. 1.2013 0.03867 159 133 20 6
6989 The travel agent said it was only one ‘s’ 1.2013 0.03655 159 131 24 4
6990 That's called the Isle of Fructose Death. 1.2012 0.03688 164 136 23 5
6991 I'm not afraid of sharks. I have a gluten allergy. 1.2012 0.03479 164 134 27 3
6992 Looks like I picked the wrong week to start the Paleo diet 1.2011 0.03551 174 144 25 5
6993 If I made that swim, how many calories do you think MyFitnessPal would give me to play around with? 1.2000 0.03740 145 119 23 3
6994 "I did not know until just this moment how much of a drag it is being a diabetic." 1.2000 0.03592 155 127 25 3
6995 It's all yours. I'm on a paleo diet. 1.2000 0.04286 130 109 16 5
6996 It seems Emperor Wonka has expanded his empire. 1.2000 0.03988 145 121 19 5
6997 Sure it’s tempting. But remember- you’re down to your last pair of pants.....and they’re size 32. 1.2000 0.03740 145 119 23 3
6998 Their cannibalism options are better there 1.2000 0.03762 135 110 23 2
6999 Even if it is a mirage, let's swim over" 1.2000 0.03818 155 129 21 5
7000 It's spelled with two "s", because you always want more. 1.2000 0.04013 150 126 18 6
7001 I wonder if there are gluten-free options? 1.2000 0.03694 170 142 22 6
7002 But it is not really the "Good Ship Lollipop"! 1.2000 0.04144 130 108 18 4
7003 What a time to start my low carb diet. 1.2000 0.04080 140 117 18 5
7004 What about our pledge to go Paleo? 1.2000 0.03784 150 124 22 4
7005 I'm on a low-carb diet anyway. 1.2000 0.03820 140 115 22 3
7006 Sure, and we can just walk right on over there, too. 1.2000 0.03609 145 118 25 2
7007 I can't believe I gave up sugar last year 1.2000 0.04286 130 109 16 5
7008 I bet none of it’s gluten free though. 1.2000 0.03988 145 121 19 5
7009 They never asked you If you could take five things to a deserted island what would they be? 1.2000 0.04045 135 112 19 4
7010 Yeah, but they said J-Lo would be on this island. 1.2000 0.03351 155 125 29 1
7011 You crave it now - next thing you know, you‘re covered in whipped cream fighting a sugar shock. 1.2000 0.03609 145 118 25 2
7012 Was purposefully sinking the ship really necessary to show me how annoying your diet is? 1.2000 0.04123 150 127 16 7
7013 It’s all yours, I’m all about Keto. 1.2000 0.03740 145 119 23 3
7014 That has to be a mirage, right? 1.2000 0.03784 150 124 22 4
7015 I heard that's where the second annual Fyre Festival is gonna be held. 1.2000 0.03945 160 135 18 7
7016 If you do go over there I just want a little bit. 1.2000 0.03988 145 121 19 5
7017 Trust me, I read all about it and this diet will definitely work! 1.2000 0.03707 155 128 23 4
7018 what...ever 1.2000 0.04013 150 126 18 6
7019 Eventually, Lord Licorice crossed over the rainbow bridge. 1.2000 0.03818 155 129 21 5
7020 Great concept for a themed restaurant, but no one could convince him the location was wrong. 1.2000 0.03818 155 129 21 5
7021 The gluten-free options have really come a long way. 1.2000 0.03541 140 113 26 1
7022 Dang it, I'm diabetic 1.2000 0.03906 135 111 21 3
7023 At last, junk food with natural ingredients! 1.2000 0.03634 160 132 24 4
7024 Hell no! I just got my cholesterol and blood sugar under control. 1.2000 0.03906 135 111 21 3
7025 Just our luck, Martians with a sweet tooth, and neither of us can swim. 1.2000 0.03609 145 118 25 2
7026 My dentist would definitely approve of our situation. 1.2000 0.03952 140 116 20 4
7027 Really? I see 2021. 1.2000 0.03592 155 127 25 3
7028 It's true, Diabetes Island doesn't appear on any maps. 1.2000 0.04544 125 106 13 6
7029 I thought the brochure promised ‘milk and honey’. 1.2000 0.03998 130 107 20 3
7030 What a difference one "s" can make when it comes to islands. 1.2000 0.03784 150 124 22 4
7031 It's a shame we're both diabetic. 1.2000 0.04123 150 127 16 7
7032 If I wasn't legally blind, I would say for certain that there's a big island over there covered in sweets and that's where you've been going when you take your little afternoon dips. But I know that's just the starvation talking. 1.2000 0.03844 160 134 20 6
7033 And here I am a diabetic> 1.2000 0.03988 145 121 19 5
7034 Being "Gluten Free" is a lifetime commitment. 1.2000 0.04106 145 122 17 6
7035 I think I'd prefer to stay dry. 1.2000 0.03846 130 106 22 2
7036 Whatever happened to the Chutes and Ladders island? 1.2000 0.03664 150 123 24 3
7037 I'd recommend swimming over there if there was something nutritious to eat 1.2000 0.03866 145 120 21 4
7038 Well, Hansel, what do you think? 1.2000 0.03988 145 121 19 5
7039 No shade over there. Think I'll stay put. 1.2000 0.03539 150 122 26 2
7040 ...talk about childhood wishes...we could even eat the dishes... 1.2000 0.04144 130 108 18 4
7041 Dude. It'll be like Harold and Kumar go to White Castle! 1.2000 0.03844 160 134 20 6
7042 At least we can stay low-carb. 1.2000 0.03952 140 116 20 4
7043 Just be thankful for palm oil. 1.2000 0.03609 145 118 25 2
7044 Why would I tell the shark you have a sweet tooth? 1.2000 0.03926 155 130 19 6
7045 "We're saved! Java must be close behind! 1.2000 0.03818 155 129 21 5
7046 We can't swim over there without a passport...Should we apply for asylum? 1.2000 0.03818 155 129 21 5
7047 But what if we need to go to the dentist? 1.2000 0.03988 145 121 19 5
7048 It seems that gluten free island is not so good. 1.2000 0.04045 135 112 19 4
7049 I didn't realize you see other people's deserted islands from your deserted island. 1.2000 0.03592 155 127 25 3
7050 It reminds me of that place in Maine that’s spelled like ‘desert’ but pronounced like ‘dessert’. 1.2000 0.03740 145 119 23 3
7051 The It’s the good ship lollipop. 1.2000 0.04080 140 117 18 5
7052 You had one wish! Did you have to bring me down with you? 1.2000 0.04250 125 104 17 4
7053 Willy Wonka's Island. 1.2000 0.03762 135 110 23 2
7054 I’m on Adkins. 1.1988 0.03482 171 141 26 4
7055 Looks pretty sweet, if only I weren’t on a diet” 1.1988 0.03334 166 135 29 2
7056 I told you we should have learned to swim before moving to our favorite island. 1.1988 0.03936 166 141 17 8
7057 They're all out of Sweethearts for Valentines Day too 1.1988 0.03720 161 134 22 5
7058 Yeah, but now I wish I'd made "Rescue Me" my top Desert Island Disc instead of "Big Rock Candy Mountain" 1.1988 0.03614 161 133 24 4
7059 There’s one “s” in dessert, isn’t there? 1.1988 0.03923 161 136 18 7
7060 If it's that pesky Martian salesman again, tell him we already have dental insurance. 1.1987 0.03454 156 127 27 2
7061 Not much protein there. 1.1987 0.03571 156 128 25 3
7062 Where is The Good Ship Lollipop when you really need it?! 1.1987 0.03903 156 131 19 6
7063 I told you not to drink the water here 1.1987 0.03796 156 130 21 5
7064 Neighbor's candies are always sweeter 1.1987 0.03796 156 130 21 5
7065 Nah, it’s Kale disguised as dessert. 1.1987 0.03903 156 131 19 6
7066 It’s just not in line with my paleo diet. 1.1987 0.03685 156 129 23 4
7067 Stressed the wrong syllable in the first word too, huh? 1.1987 0.03685 156 129 23 4
7068 If only we'd booked on the Good Ship Lollipop... 1.1987 0.03642 151 124 24 3
7069 It's not very far..but Dr Atkins also sent some sharks 1.1987 0.03877 151 126 20 5
7070 Really? you're dairy, gluten, and sugar free? 1.1987 0.03642 151 124 24 3
7071 You go ahead. I’m more of a charcuterie person. 1.1987 0.03518 151 123 26 2
7072 Fyre Festival 2: Dessert Island 1.1987 0.04098 151 128 16 7
7073 I hope it's a mirage. My doctor told me to lay off sweets. 1.1987 0.04098 151 128 16 7
7074 Yeah, but now that it's just us, I'm kind of full. 1.1987 0.03877 151 126 20 5
7075 You really think your low carb, low sugar diet created this mirage? 1.1987 0.03642 151 124 24 3
7076 Reality Board Games 1.1987 0.03761 151 125 22 4
7077 Quite a journey from the Big Rock Candy Mountain! 1.1987 0.03989 151 127 18 6
7078 Sure, but there is not a dentist or a toothbrush in a 1000 miles. 1.1987 0.03761 151 125 22 4
7079 Yes, it’s close and there are no sharks, but no vegetables could mean a trap. 1.1986 0.03716 146 120 23 3
7080 They've appeared there to test us. 1.1986 0.03841 146 121 21 4
7081 Yeah, but it's not allowed on my paleo diet. 1.1986 0.04080 146 123 17 6
7082 I’d join you if it were any other board game. 1.1986 0.03962 146 122 19 5
7083 Really? You swam from there to here, because this island had what you wanted ! 1.1986 0.04080 146 123 17 6
7084 I'd like to see their HOA monthly fees! 1.1986 0.03716 146 120 23 3
7085 If we could swim, that would be sweet. 1.1986 0.04194 146 124 15 7
7086 And I was wishing for Chutes and Ladders! 1.1986 0.03716 146 120 23 3
7087 I wonder if it has pretty lights at night. 1.1986 0.03841 146 121 21 4
7088 I mean, I hear some witches are actually pretty nice. 1.1986 0.03716 146 120 23 3
7089 Nice to meet you Willy. My name is Roald. 1.1986 0.03962 146 122 19 5
7090 It can't be Julia Child's Floating Island ,dude, her's was made with meringue. 1.1986 0.03841 146 121 21 4
7091 If we can just get through Molasses Swamp, Gumdrop Mountain will be a piece of cake.” 1.1986 0.03716 146 120 23 3
7092 thank god we got away! 1.1986 0.04194 146 124 15 7
7093 Would you please stop singing : "The Big Rock Candy Mountain!" 1.1986 0.03927 141 117 20 4
7094 It's lucky we landed on the low glycemic island. 1.1986 0.03796 141 116 22 3
7095 is the good ship lollipop a submarine? 1.1986 0.03796 141 116 22 3
7096 And to think I gave up sweets only last week... 1.1986 0.04054 141 118 18 5
7097 They're probably not gluten free anyway. 1.1986 0.03660 141 115 24 2
7098 I know it’s tempting, but think of the carbs.” 1.1986 0.04054 141 118 18 5
7099 Tempting, but think about the calories. 1.1986 0.03796 141 116 22 3
7100 Well, you're the one who wanted to go "all in" with the keto diet.... 1.1986 0.03796 141 116 22 3
7101 Let's swim over today. The Big Rock Candy Mountain ain't gonna be around much longer. 1.1986 0.03927 141 117 20 4
7102 Screw you, Joyce Kilmer, and the damn tree! 1.1985 0.03588 136 110 25 1
7103 I've given up sugar and gone gluten-free.... you? 1.1985 0.03737 136 111 23 2
7104 Don’tyou worry, the neighbor’s islands is always sweeter. 1.1985 0.04151 136 114 17 5
7105 Starbucks is really branching out. 1.1985 0.03880 136 112 21 3
7106 Geese Dan, you're taking this no-carbs thing a bit too seriously. 1.1985 0.04151 136 114 17 5
7107 This Keto thing really sucks. 1.1985 0.04115 131 109 18 4
7108 There goes my diet. 1.1985 0.03819 131 107 22 2
7109 If you want to die of diabetes, go ahead. 1.1985 0.04523 131 112 12 7
7110 It’s not my fault you didn’t ask for a second bag of pretzels. 1.1985 0.03819 131 107 22 2
7111 The stomach screams yum and the gut whispers chum. 1.1985 0.04255 131 110 16 5
7112 Survivor Pastry Chef Diet Temptation Island: Desert vs. Dessert 1.1985 0.03970 131 108 20 3
7113 I think this extreme dieting thing is driving me insane. 1.1984 0.04367 126 106 15 5
7114 It's obviously a trap set by a creature of great size but we're going to die of dehydration & exposure anyway and Kid Rock's Bawitdaba is stuck in my head so I'm going for it. 1.1984 0.04367 126 106 15 5
7115 So that's how you spend your day off? 1.1984 0.04066 126 104 19 3
7116 They are palm trees. Right? 1.1984 0.03741 126 102 23 1
7117 The moral high ground is just as sweet 1.1983 0.04331 121 101 16 4
7118 50:50, we eat it or it eats us. 1.1983 0.04331 121 101 16 4
7119 I’m bored. You wanna play Candyland? 1.1983 0.03825 121 98 22 1
7120 Damn this gluten allergy! 1.1975 0.03801 162 136 20 6
7121 At times like these I wish I wasn't so into a healthy diet. 1.1975 0.03699 162 135 22 5
7122 With your blood sugar levels... don't even think about it! 1.1975 0.03485 162 133 26 3
7123 Candy Island is a bit of a mouthful for a board game, don't you think? 1.1975 0.03774 157 131 21 5
7124 Why is it that visions of sugar-plums keep dancing in my head? 1.1975 0.03880 157 132 19 6
7125 I'm sure we can't win the war against sugar. 1.1975 0.03434 157 128 27 2
7126 Pick a card. 1.1975 0.03664 157 130 23 4
7127 Could be a mirage. What do you think? 1.1975 0.04085 157 134 15 8
7128 Maybe the next head of state will inquire on a bridge instead of a wall." 1.1975 0.03664 157 130 23 4
7129 My diabetes is the only thing keeping me from racing you. 1.1975 0.03664 157 130 23 4
7130 Have you considered explosive diarrhea in your risk analysis? 1.1974 0.03965 152 128 18 6
7131 Now's not the time to worry about your diet. 1.1974 0.03739 152 126 22 4
7132 Think they're sugar free? 1.1974 0.03853 152 127 20 5
7133 I picked the wrong week to quit carbs. 1.1974 0.03620 152 125 24 3
7134 What are the chances they're gluten-free? 1.1974 0.03853 152 127 20 5
7135 No, Doug, it's the lure of the dreaded Candy Kraken. 1.1973 0.03694 147 121 23 3
7136 You can never escape the Candy Crush... 1.1973 0.03565 147 120 25 2
7137 All I'm saying is, maybe next time you manifest something you could be a little more specific, seeing as neither one of us knows how to swim. 1.1973 0.03818 147 122 21 4
7138 I just really wish we could play Candyland 1.1973 0.03694 147 121 23 3
7139 It’s not worth the risk. I am gluten free. 1.1973 0.03694 147 121 23 3
7140 That’s just the tip of the sweetburg. 1.1973 0.03565 147 120 25 2
7141 You know it will only make you sick. 1.1973 0.03818 147 122 21 4
7142 No dessert until you finish your dinner 1.1973 0.04054 147 124 17 6
7143 Some much for the 'Good Ship Lollipop!' 1.1973 0.03818 147 122 21 4
7144 Damn, That Shirley Temple was ahead of her time. 1.1973 0.04054 147 124 17 6
7145 Go for it. I'll wait for the In'n Out burger delusion. 1.1972 0.04150 142 120 16 6
7146 Can you believe I gave up Sweets for Lent. 1.1972 0.03637 142 116 24 2
7147 Sometimes one little ‘s’ can make all the difference. 1.1972 0.04150 142 120 16 6
7148 For what it's worth, I was never really allergic to gluten either. 1.1972 0.03902 142 118 20 4
7149 You see desserts. I see wasted calories. 1.1972 0.03771 142 117 22 3
7150 Nah, man, I'm on a diet. 1.1972 0.03637 142 116 24 2
7151 They look good, but those desserts are all sour. 1.1972 0.03771 142 117 22 3
7152 First dibs on the cheesecake 1.1972 0.03771 142 117 22 3
7153 I would, but I'm watching my blood glucose level 1.1972 0.03902 142 118 20 4
7154 You see, you don’t have to be bitter. Life could be sweet after all. 1.1971 0.04123 137 115 17 5
7155 Day 1 of Whole 30: A pictorial. 1.1971 0.04497 137 118 11 8
7156 If it does not kill us getting there, eating there will... 1.1971 0.03854 137 113 21 3
7157 Now,I wish that I would have learned to swim! 1.1971 0.04123 137 115 17 5
7158 ...Yeah, it could be a UFO trap...I mean, that sand seems a little too shiny. 1.1971 0.03712 137 112 23 2
7159 On the plus side, we're both in full ketosis. 1.1971 0.03991 137 114 19 4
7160 Oh, you go on ahead. That doesn’t appear to be gluten free. 1.1971 0.03991 137 114 19 4
7161 In my hallucination, the desserts are bottles of beer. 1.1971 0.04123 137 115 17 5
7162 Ha! When Pete Seeger sang that song about the big rock candy mountain, I thought it was a metaphor. 1.1971 0.03565 137 111 25 1
7163 Are candy canes gluten-free? 1.1971 0.03854 137 113 21 3
7164 Okay, let's say if it is "The Big Rock Candy Mountain', what's its functionality? 1.1971 0.03411 137 110 27 0
7165 Why do you always insist on the gluten-free option? 1.1971 0.04123 137 115 17 5
7166 The winners got Big Macs and Fries. 1.1971 0.03991 137 114 19 4
7167 Think we can beat the sharks to that mirage? 1.1971 0.03991 137 114 19 4
7168 How many votes do you think we need to get ourselves off Keto Island? 1.1970 0.03943 132 109 20 3
7169 I picked a hell of a week to go on a Keto diet. 1.1970 0.03943 132 109 20 3
7170 Last week the line was around the block. 1.1970 0.04226 132 111 16 5
7171 Wanna go island hopping? 1.1970 0.04360 132 112 14 6
7172 I can't believe this. I just started my diet. 1.1970 0.03793 132 108 22 2
7173 Sitting is the new smoking. 1.1970 0.04087 132 110 18 4
7174 This gluten free island sure is lame 1.1970 0.04226 132 111 16 5
7175 Just another mirage. Don't forget we're in the desert. 1.1970 0.04360 132 112 14 6
7176 Yea, but there's no protein in the gummy fish. 1.1970 0.04226 132 111 16 5
7177 Think the Good Ship Lollipop crashed over there? 1.1970 0.03943 132 109 20 3
7178 It's a small comfort to realize there's no ice cream there, too. 1.1970 0.03793 132 108 22 2
7179 It’s a mirage. Besides I’m diabetic 1.1970 0.04226 132 111 16 5
7180 Maybe you were right, the grass is always greener on the other side 1.1969 0.04037 127 105 19 3
7181 My endocrinologist warned me about these hallucinations. 1.1969 0.04189 127 106 17 4
7182 Yea but their Governor wears blackface . 1.1969 0.04336 127 107 15 5
7183 I wouldn’t tell if I lived 1.1969 0.04189 127 106 17 4
7184 Dave. Dave. You can swim. Quit your whining and go get some. 1.1967 0.04603 122 104 12 6
7185 I'd swim over there myself but I just found out I'm pre diabetic. 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
7186 The “what if” that kept Wonka up at night 1.1965 0.03346 173 142 28 3
7187 Diabetes can take 10 years off your life. Just sayin' 1.1964 0.04364 112 93 16 3
7188 Do you think any of it's gluten free? 1.1964 0.03188 168 136 31 1
7189 Do you think there is any milk over there? 1.1963 0.03678 163 136 22 5
7190 I just couldn't swim to dessert island before entree island! 1.1963 0.03678 163 136 22 5
7191 The Good Sub Peppermint Stick just doesn't have the same ring to it. 1.1963 0.03779 163 137 20 6
7192 Hey look-it’s Candy Cthulhu ! 1.1963 0.03678 163 136 22 5
7193 Believe me, in time you'll be grateful to me for choosing this low carb dessert island. 1.1963 0.03678 163 136 22 5
7194 Oh- I thought you said ‘desert’ island... 1.1962 0.03530 158 130 25 3
7195 It's the Candy New Deal! 1.1962 0.03752 158 132 21 5
7196 I’d swim over there, but I’m allergic to chocolate syrup. 1.1962 0.03643 158 131 23 4
7197 And here I just turned paleo. 1.1962 0.03752 158 132 21 5
7198 I'm not sure; you know what they say about the dangers of sugar to one's health. 1.1962 0.03643 158 131 23 4
7199 Too bad we just started the paleo diet. 1.1962 0.03530 158 130 25 3
7200 I keep waiting for the hot fudge sundae . 1.1961 0.03716 153 127 22 4
7201 OK, so it's not a mirage. Now, how about that shark that's circling it? 1.1961 0.03941 153 129 18 6
7202 We did the right thing swimming here, because we’ll certainly survive longer on a zero-sugar diet. 1.1961 0.03716 153 127 22 4
7203 So near.. So far 1.1961 0.03716 153 127 22 4
7204 I get what you're saying Barry, but how do you know they're gluten free? 1.1961 0.03830 153 128 20 5
7205 Let's get the Good Ship Lollipop to ferry us across! 1.1961 0.03941 153 129 18 6
7206 Still on that low carb diet? 1.1961 0.03830 153 128 20 5
7207 Ahoy, Good Ship Lollipop! 1.1961 0.03941 153 129 18 6
7208 Yes, I do see that, Mr. Lemonhead. 1.1959 0.03543 148 121 25 2
7209 Just because we're gluten intolerant doesn't mean they need to rub it in our faces. 1.1959 0.03913 148 124 19 5
7210 Maybe we can get a lift from The Good Ship Lollipop . . . 1.1959 0.03913 148 124 19 5
7211 We have to wait a whole week for that thing to come back? 1.1959 0.03671 148 122 23 3
7212 I think a desserted island would be better than Palm Beach. 1.1959 0.04142 148 126 15 7
7213 I see the ocean temps have finally risen past firm-ball stage. 1.1959 0.03543 148 121 25 2
7214 This view is killing my diet. 1.1959 0.03794 148 123 21 4
7215 I'm not unless you'll have some, too. 1.1959 0.03671 148 122 23 3
7216 Yeah but its all gluten-free 1.1959 0.04251 148 127 13 8
7217 If it wasn't bad enough, I am diabetic. 1.1959 0.04029 148 125 17 6
7218 Temptation island has never seemed so close since the wall has been down... 1.1959 0.03671 148 122 23 3
7219 I hear you, but good luck sticking to a keto diet over there, amirite? 1.1958 0.03877 143 119 20 4
7220 Looks like starvation or Diabetes. 1.1958 0.03614 143 117 24 2
7221 Not another word-about the good ship Lollipop! 1.1958 0.03877 143 119 20 4
7222 There's no grass over there. 1.1958 0.03614 143 117 24 2
7223 That’s not what they call the Spice Islands, is it? 1.1958 0.03748 143 118 22 3
7224 I'm just glad we decided to visit this side of the island. 1.1958 0.04123 143 121 16 6
7225 Mirage? Oasis? 2020? 1.1958 0.03748 143 118 22 3
7226 We don't even get a beer?! 1.1957 0.03965 138 115 19 4
7227 Sweets aren't what I crave right now! 1.1957 0.03542 138 112 25 1
7228 I’d swim over but I’m doing Keto. 1.1957 0.03829 138 114 21 3
7229 My dilemma is the choice between starvation and diabetic shock! 1.1957 0.03688 138 113 23 2
7230 Dude, if I thought that stuff was gluten free, I'd already be there. 1.1957 0.03829 138 114 21 3
7231 It’s tempting, but I’m only on day 10 of Whole 30 1.1955 0.03177 179 146 31 2
7232 If it's any consolation, they're all vegan. 1.1955 0.04059 133 111 18 4
7233 They promised we'd land on a chocolate bar, but I guess that was just promotional hype. 1.1955 0.03767 133 109 22 2
7234 Face it, you can't live on empty carbs alone! 1.1955 0.03767 133 109 22 2
7235 Quote me the benefits of the Atkins Diet one more time. I dare you. 1.1955 0.04059 133 111 18 4
7236 Candyland's 10 year challenge. 1.1955 0.03767 133 109 22 2
7237 Your Paleo vacation was ok. But mine would have been sweet. 1.1955 0.03613 133 108 24 1
7238 We’ve gotta get t-shirts that say: I SURVIVED THE SHIPWRECK OF THE GOOD SHIP LOLLIPOP!” 1.1953 0.04008 128 106 19 3
7239 We are the lost losers. 1.1953 0.03852 128 105 21 2
7240 Treasure Island it's not. 1.1953 0.04008 128 106 19 3
7241 I'm happy to pitch in on next year's vacation. 1.1953 0.03852 128 105 21 2
7242 Wow! The president's latest bait and switch trick is below the belt. 1.1953 0.04008 128 106 19 3
7243 all of a sudden i have a sweet tooth 1.1953 0.04445 128 109 13 6
7244 It seems that the Maldives are actually not sinking into the Indian Ocean as predicted by climate alarmists, but are actually growing in size with more sugar content. 1.1953 0.04304 128 108 15 5
7245 Lousy time to go Keto, Kirk. 1.1953 0.04008 128 106 19 3
7246 Diabetes, schmiabetes. 1.1953 0.03852 128 105 21 2
7247 Order us a dozen donuts and two mars bars! 1.1953 0.03489 169 140 25 4
7248 I was taught no sweets until after dinner...so we wait. 1.1951 0.04267 123 103 16 4
7249 Dude, gluten free? 1.1951 0.03222 164 133 30 1
7250 You go. I'm doing Keto. 1.1951 0.03657 164 137 22 5
7251 I'm finding it difficult to stick with the Whole-30 diet. 1.1951 0.04420 123 104 14 5
7252 What do you suppose their property tax is? 1.1951 0.04267 123 103 16 4
7253 I'm sticking with Sandyland. 1.1950 0.03730 159 133 21 5
7254 Hmm, good idea Tony. You go first. 1.1950 0.03730 159 133 21 5
7255 What people don't realize is sometimes the sweets cut YOU out. 1.1950 0.03938 159 135 17 7
7256 Since Fantasy Island has been closed down, Candyland is the only game in town. 1.1949 0.04039 118 97 19 2
7257 No, you enjoy it. I’m on a sugar free diet. 1.1948 0.03807 154 129 20 5
7258 No, I actually think it's really there. It's just all carbs and sugar and I'm not going. 1.1948 0.03578 154 127 24 3
7259 It's Big Pharma trying to drum up business for their new diabetes pill 1.1948 0.04024 154 131 16 7
7260 You can’t get past the sprinkles on the donut? 1.1948 0.03457 154 126 26 2
7261 No way. I’m on Keto. 1.1948 0.03694 154 128 22 4
7262 We both lost a lot of weight since coming to this island. 1.1948 0.03578 154 127 24 3
7263 I believe it was first discovered by a dentist. 1.1948 0.03807 154 129 20 5
7264 Sometimes I regret being on a keto diet 1.1948 0.03807 154 129 20 5
7265 I'm here for Oompa Loompa harassment too!" 1.1946 0.03771 149 124 21 4
7266 So... how are we going to pay to finish building the wall? 1.1946 0.04004 149 126 17 6
7267 That's Princess Frostine's island here in Snow Flake Lake. That means we're very close to the Chocolate Swamp and Candy Castle. 1.1946 0.03391 149 121 27 1
7268 Even if I could swim, I'm not doing sugar right now. 1.1946 0.04004 149 126 17 6
7269 I told you: there ARE some great things about global warming 1.1946 0.04116 149 127 15 7
7270 Yeah, but a lot of empty calories 1.1946 0.03771 149 124 21 4
7271 Weird! When we were living on _that_ island, we thought the goodies were over _here_. 1.1946 0.03649 149 123 23 3
7272 Swim? Good idea, but I think I'll stick with the organics. 1.1946 0.03649 149 123 23 3
7273 Too bad I'm on a gluten- dairy- sugar-free diet. 1.1946 0.03522 149 122 25 2
7274 I'll give up on my diet if you give up on yours. 1.1946 0.03522 149 122 25 2
7275 Aren't you glad we're on a carb-free diet? 1.1946 0.03771 149 124 21 4
7276 I hope it doesn’t contain any GMO 1.1946 0.04004 149 126 17 6
7277 It's not for us 1.1946 0.04004 149 126 17 6
7278 When the ship comes, we’ll get more flour to make more pastries to catch more birds so we don’t starve before the next ship comes. 1.1944 0.03453 144 117 26 1
7279 I told you we needed to take currents into account when following those !@#$% breadcrumbs! 1.1944 0.03976 144 121 18 5
7280 The crumbs might not have been such a great idea this time, Hansel. 1.1944 0.03453 144 117 26 1
7281 I picked the wrong week to start my swim-free diet. 1.1944 0.03724 144 119 22 3
7282 Remember when Johnson swam across there last year? Was that a one-finger or two-finger salute he gave us 1.1944 0.03852 144 120 20 4
7283 Gillian and Maryanne never made it back 1.1944 0.04213 144 123 14 7
7284 I wonder how long until we evolve into a dessert. 1.1944 0.03724 144 119 22 3
7285 "I know it's tempting but we'd never get past the rocking horse people. 1.1944 0.03591 144 118 24 2
7286 I booked through Vacalocitz.com. It certainly has ocean-views and some shade. Next time I go for the five star island over there. 1.1944 0.03976 144 121 18 5
7287 I've given up sugar for lent. 1.1944 0.04096 144 122 16 6
7288 Where's the lollipop? 1.1944 0.03724 144 119 22 3
7289 That, on the other hand, is a deSSerted island. 1.1944 0.04213 144 123 14 7
7290 What is a shark's lifespan again? 1.1944 0.03591 144 118 24 2
7291 Of all the islands in the world you had to choose THIS one! 1.1944 0.03852 144 120 20 4
7292 We chose the wrong day to start our low-carb diet. 1.1944 0.03976 144 121 18 5
7293 REAL OR ILLUSION ! SAME DIFFERENCE. 1.1943 0.03597 175 147 22 6
7294 Take a ride on the Wonkatania, he said. It’ll be fun, he said! 1.1942 0.03939 139 116 19 4
7295 Yeah, but coconuts are better than sharks. 1.1942 0.04069 139 117 17 5
7296 Maybe it's not a mirage. 1.1942 0.04069 139 117 17 5
7297 Remember, no refined sugar. 1.1942 0.03664 139 114 23 2
7298 I wonder if those are gluten free? 1.1942 0.03939 139 116 19 4
7299 I've been thinking about going keto anyway. 1.1942 0.03939 139 116 19 4
7300 Coulda, shoulda,woulda. 1.1942 0.04317 139 119 13 7
7301 I think he mixes it with love 1.1942 0.03939 139 116 19 4
7302 If it's any consolation, this is one of the more challenging Vipassana retreats we offer. 1.1942 0.03939 139 116 19 4
7303 Are you sure you want to go Keto? 1.1942 0.03939 139 116 19 4
7304 Yeah, I'm not a sweets guy either. 1.1942 0.03664 139 114 23 2
7305 So do you think they're non gluten? 1.1941 0.03665 170 143 21 6
7306 Don’t say I didn’t warn you that you were giving Party World Caterers the wrong address! 1.1940 0.04031 134 112 18 4
7307 Stu, how lucky can we get....landing over there would have killed our Atkins diet. We’re a shoe in to win the office pool now! 1.1940 0.04031 134 112 18 4
7308 I know you said the island had "sweet views", but this still isn't what I eat expecting! 1.1940 0.03742 134 110 22 2
7309 Its further then it looks 1.1940 0.04031 134 112 18 4
7310 I'm really going to miss having such a sweet view. 1.1940 0.03742 134 110 22 2
7311 I told you Minimalism was better in theory. 1.1940 0.03742 134 110 22 2
7312 Our darn luck to be stranded on the “one s” island. 1.1940 0.04031 134 112 18 4
7313 It’s probably all sugar-free anyway. 1.1940 0.04031 134 112 18 4
7314 It's the site of the new series, Diabetic Survivor. 1.1940 0.04168 134 113 16 5
7315 Thanks, but my cheat day's not until tomorrow. 1.1940 0.03742 134 110 22 2
7316 Don't bother. Nothing there is gluten free. 1.1940 0.03889 134 111 20 3
7317 It was my party and I’ll cry if I want to. 1.1939 0.03637 165 138 22 5
7318 I had thought about giving up sweets for lent. 1.1938 0.04273 129 109 15 5
7319 Sweets huh? That's ironic, because I'm hallucinating about a giant stripper named Candy! 1.1938 0.04548 129 111 11 7
7320 When you are on a diet and your friend eats a giant chocolate piece of cake in front of you. 1.1938 0.03980 129 107 19 3
7321 I don't suppose they're gluten-free. 1.1938 0.03825 129 106 21 2
7322 Don't you hate Sheila--always taking half a donut! 1.1938 0.04548 129 111 11 7
7323 Looks like a sugar crash waiting to happen. 1.1938 0.04129 129 108 17 4
7324 Yeah, and when I was stranded in the desert I saw the big rock candy mountain. 1.1938 0.03825 129 106 21 2
7325 That was my 1990 dream? 1.1938 0.03825 129 106 21 2
7326 We'll never be alone as long as the other one's desserted. 1.1938 0.04273 129 109 15 5
7327 Subtlety was never Jim's strong suit 1.1938 0.03490 160 132 25 3
7328 All things considered, I prefer Weight Watchers. 1.1938 0.03709 160 134 21 5
7329 Before we sailed we lived on the Big Rock Candy Mountain 1.1935 0.04387 124 105 14 5
7330 Nah, sugar's not good for you. 1.1935 0.04077 124 103 18 3
7331 It doesn't get as sweet as this. 1.1935 0.03437 155 127 26 2
7332 You also made the same wish twice didn't you? 1.1935 0.04387 124 105 14 5
7333 Actually, it's all corn. You know that, right? 1.1935 0.03437 155 127 26 2
7334 I wonder if there are any whoppers over there. 1.1935 0.03913 124 102 20 2
7335 I read it can be a side effect of Paleo 1.1935 0.03557 155 128 24 3
7336 I can swim but I swore off sugar. 1.1935 0.03437 155 127 26 2
7337 I picked the wrong day to start my diet 1.1935 0.03557 155 128 24 3
7338 Go ahead, swim over if you want to, but I've sworn off sugar. 1.1935 0.03313 155 126 28 1
7339 I heard of greener on the “other side” but sweeter? Damm 1.1935 0.04077 124 103 18 3
7340 I wish I could remember if candy canes are part of the Atkins diet. 1.1935 0.03785 155 130 20 5
7341 I can't wait to get off this low carb diet. 1.1935 0.03742 124 101 22 1
7342 I know it’s a chimera, but a little swim wouldn’t hurt. 1.1935 0.04077 124 103 18 3
7343 Tempting but I'm on a diet 1.1934 0.03241 181 149 29 3
7344 I’m on a low sugar diet. 1.1933 0.03865 150 126 19 5
7345 No, I said I wanted a massage. 1.1933 0.04090 150 128 15 7
7346 It’s hard to believe Santa’s workshop is underwater and that the reindeer went down with the sleigh. Maybe now they’ll admit global warming is real. 1.1933 0.03748 150 125 21 4
7347 If you sing "Hard Candy Christmas" one more time..... 1.1933 0.03626 150 124 23 3
7348 Are there cigarette trees on big rock candy island? 1.1933 0.03979 150 127 17 6
7349 I only wish i wasn't on that Keto diet 1.1933 0.03979 150 127 17 6
7350 Candyland?" My hallucination is "Mystery Date". 1.1933 0.03626 150 124 23 3
7351 No thanks. I don’t see any choclate 1.1933 0.03626 150 124 23 3
7352 You do remember we just swore off sugar and carbs. 1.1933 0.03371 150 122 27 1
7353 Nah, too many carbs. 1.1933 0.03501 150 123 25 2
7354 Please stop saying, "Sweet are the uses of adversity." 1.1933 0.03865 150 126 19 5
7355 Look at the upside: If we make it over there, we'll have the world's greatest excuse for not flossing. 1.1931 0.03828 145 121 20 4
7356 You’ll feel better about our choice after your yearly physical 1.1931 0.03951 145 122 18 5
7357 What a time to be a diabetic! 1.1931 0.03951 145 122 18 5
7358 Guess our only option is the sweet hereafter. 1.1931 0.03951 145 122 18 5
7359 No thank you. Nothing but tooth decay and diabetes over there. 1.1931 0.03701 145 120 22 3
7360 Hey Joe, you seeing what I'm seeing?". "Yeah, Frank. Those humans over there look delicious!" - The Candy Cane 1.1931 0.04070 145 123 16 6
7361 Feel free to swim over, just know that quitting Whole30 is quitting on yourself. 1.1931 0.03951 145 122 18 5
7362 But for an additional “s”.... 1.1931 0.03951 145 122 18 5
7363 I wonder if there’s big girls on sugar and spice island. 1.1931 0.03828 145 121 20 4
7364 Sweetland! That's where Trump and Kim Jong-un will meet again soon" 1.1931 0.04070 145 123 16 6
7365 Low tide but High Fructose would kill you! 1.1931 0.03951 145 122 18 5
7366 I think it's part of The Green New Deal 1.1930 0.03830 171 146 17 8
7367 Yeah, it looks good, but is it gluten-free? 1.1930 0.03550 171 143 23 5
7368 Grass is greener mirage, Dear . . .they'd all be overweight and obviously can't swim . .. 1.1930 0.03645 171 144 21 6
7369 No thanks. I'm out of toothpaste, and I haven't been able to get to the store. 1.1929 0.03913 140 117 19 4
7370 No problem. I gave up sweets for lent. 1.1929 0.03913 140 117 19 4
7371 If only the water was insulin” 1.1929 0.03779 140 116 21 3
7372 You're hallucinating!!! 1.1929 0.03497 140 114 25 1
7373 Eww, are those coconut flavored? 1.1929 0.03779 140 116 21 3
7374 Not worth the calories. 1.1929 0.04042 140 118 17 5
7375 At least they're no sharks. 1.1929 0.04289 140 120 13 7
7376 Guess the grass is greener. 1.1929 0.03913 140 117 19 4
7377 I would go for it except my cholesterol and blood sugar levels were slightly high when I had my last check-up. 1.1929 0.04042 140 118 17 5
7378 Wait. Is sugar a gluten? 1.1929 0.04407 140 121 11 8
7379 There is no way to sugarcoat this pal, they are sugar free ! 1.1929 0.03913 140 117 19 4
7380 You know that's not good for, right? 1.1929 0.04167 140 119 15 6
7381 It wasn't MY idea to eat the canoe-li. 1.1929 0.04289 140 120 13 7
7382 There's no one I'd rather share it with than you. 1.1928 0.03300 166 136 28 2
7383 It's too bad I'm gluten-free 1.1928 0.03188 166 135 30 1
7384 Do you think that mirage is gluten-free? 1.1926 0.03717 135 111 22 2
7385 My study of island ecology tells me they have evolved into carnivorous confections. 1.1926 0.03717 135 111 22 2
7386 Should we swim? 1.1926 0.03863 135 112 20 3
7387 I think I might go off the Paleo thing for a bit. 1.1926 0.03863 135 112 20 3
7388 What luck, I really hope its gluten free! 1.1926 0.03717 135 111 22 2
7389 Don't be fooled by the doorbuster specials. 1.1926 0.03717 135 111 22 2
7390 No thanks, I'm on Weight Watchers 1.1926 0.04271 135 115 14 6
7391 And you thought Candyland was a game 1.1926 0.03565 135 110 24 1
7392 Good thing I lost my sweet tooth to scurvy 1.1926 0.04003 135 113 18 4
7393 Looks sweet, but think of all the excess carbs. 1.1926 0.03863 135 112 20 3
7394 It might be real, but I’m cutting carbs and sugar this month anyway. 1.1925 0.03471 161 133 25 3
7395 Candy island has really gone downhill since those cupcakes moved in. 1.1925 0.03357 161 132 27 2
7396 So much for our J.Lo no-sugar, no-carbs challenge… 1.1925 0.03471 161 133 25 3
7397 Looks like I picked a bad time to start a paleo diet. 1.1925 0.03581 161 134 23 4
7398 I think we've been on this island for too long... 1.1923 0.04079 156 134 14 8
7399 We could go for it, but I’m afraid my diet would go to hell. 1.1923 0.03294 156 127 28 1
7400 Well, at least our dessert island is low-sugar. 1.1923 0.03417 156 128 26 2
7401 It doesn’t have much nutritional value 1.1923 0.03651 156 130 22 4
7402 I still can't believe we're both diabetics." 1.1923 0.04100 130 109 17 4
7403 I wonder how much it costs to get in. 1.1923 0.03763 156 131 20 5
7404 The absence of sugar in my life makes me a better person. 1.1923 0.04243 130 110 15 5
7405 Refined sugar -it’ll kill you! 1.1923 0.03763 156 131 20 5
7406 At least we won't miss dentists. 1.1923 0.04243 130 110 15 5
7407 We picked a bad time to go on a sugar-free diet. 1.1921 0.03605 151 125 23 3
7408 The sweet life is overrated. 1.1921 0.03842 151 127 19 5
7409 Tempting, but I actually gave up sweets for Lent. 1.1921 0.03725 151 126 21 4
7410 I never thought I’d be jealous of Hansel and Gretel. 1.1921 0.03480 151 124 25 2
7411 Well, I'm trying to cut out sugar. 1.1921 0.03725 151 126 21 4
7412 Nah man, too many calories over there 1.1921 0.03605 151 125 23 3
7413 Saved by ocean garbage -- who knew? 1.1921 0.03725 151 126 21 4
7414 I'm fine either way. 1.1921 0.03842 151 127 19 5
7415 How lucky can you get? 1.1921 0.03842 151 127 19 5
7416 There's just no escaping Death, Taxes, and.......Halloween. 1.1920 0.04500 125 107 12 6
7417 It's so hard to be a misfit on a gluten-free diet. 1.1920 0.04355 125 106 14 5
7418 I feel like we’re on an Island. 1.1918 0.03804 146 122 20 4
7419 This South Beach Diet is killing me. 1.1918 0.03804 146 122 20 4
7420 You go ahead. I’m gluten and lactose intolerant. 1.1918 0.03926 146 123 18 5
7421 You know, if it wasn't for my diet..... 1.1918 0.03804 146 122 20 4
7422 Who said the Good Ship Lollipop couldn’t sink? 1.1918 0.03804 146 122 20 4
7423 All that sugar will kill you, you know 1.1918 0.03804 146 122 20 4
7424 Jimmy Buffet would NEVER approve. 1.1918 0.03677 146 121 22 3
7425 Ill trade it all for one Wilson. 1.1918 0.03804 146 122 20 4
7426 I'm lucky to have landed here, I'm diabetic. 1.1918 0.03926 146 123 18 5
7427 It's not worth the swim,they're all sugar free. 1.1918 0.03677 146 121 22 3
7428 Forget about it! It’s not worth the calories. 1.1918 0.03926 146 123 18 5
7429 Well, there goes the diet. 1.1918 0.03677 146 121 22 3
7430 Think any of that stuff is gluten free? 1.1918 0.03677 146 121 22 3
7431 Nah, ours is cuter. 1.1917 0.03977 120 99 19 2
7432 This is much more effective than the keto diet. 1.1917 0.04315 120 101 15 4
7433 Of all times to be on weight watchers. 1.1917 0.04315 120 101 15 4
7434 The cake is always sweeter on the other side. 1.1915 0.04016 141 119 17 5
7435 Any room for dessert?” 1.1915 0.03617 141 116 23 2
7436 Too bad I'm on a no added sugar diet. 1.1915 0.04016 141 119 17 5
7437 Say what you must about climate change, but it's done wonders for my diet. 1.1915 0.03617 141 116 23 2
7438 Cover your eyes and ears, Fletcher. You know we've committed to socially responsible levels of palm oil consumption. 1.1915 0.03617 141 116 23 2
7439 No...I'm on keto. 1.1915 0.03755 141 117 21 3
7440 Do you think we should reconsider this Keto Diet thing? 1.1915 0.03887 141 118 19 4
7441 I wonder if there's a palm tree on the other side of that island. 1.1915 0.03887 141 118 19 4
7442 But where's the baby? 1.1915 0.03755 141 117 21 3
7443 The people of the Sandwich Islands longed for the Desert Islands 1.1915 0.03755 141 117 21 3
7444 Look, it’s the gluten-free isle! 1.1915 0.03887 141 118 19 4
7445 I've been wanting to try intermittent fasting anyway. 1.1915 0.03617 141 116 23 2
7446 At least we'll never have to go on a diet. 1.1914 0.03561 162 135 23 4
7447 what could've been 1.1914 0.03667 162 136 21 5
7448 Big sugar wants you to swim over 1.1914 0.03667 162 136 21 5
7449 Too bad you are a diabetic. 1.1914 0.03338 162 133 27 2
7450 And you say that giants don't live here. 1.1912 0.03976 136 114 18 4
7451 I've been doing KETO for a month. How bout you? 1.1912 0.04111 136 115 16 5
7452 Stop pestering me, Brandon. No dessert before dinner. 1.1912 0.03692 136 112 22 2
7453 Yes, but you know everything over there has coconut icing. 1.1912 0.03837 136 113 20 3
7454 That’s Hansel’s Island. 1.1912 0.03692 136 112 22 2
7455 Race you to Candy Land? 1.1912 0.03837 136 113 20 3
7456 Ever watch that show, Shark Tank? 1.1912 0.03976 136 114 18 4
7457 Well, we didn’t make it to Cuba, but that island over there doesn’t look Too bad! 1.1911 0.03397 157 129 26 2
7458 But I thought that once my kids were grown, I wouldn’t ever have to play Candyland again. 1.1911 0.03515 157 130 24 3
7459 Too heavy on carbs. I say we wait for the next one. 1.1911 0.03848 157 133 18 6
7460 It’s moments like this that really test your resolve to live gluten-free 1.1911 0.03848 157 133 18 6
7461 Sure they're calories, but they're just empty calories. 1.1911 0.03630 157 131 22 4
7462 I would have been over there a long time ago but there's no dentist on this island. 1.1911 0.03148 157 127 30 0
7463 If you survive the sharks and the currents would you ask them if they have any gluten free options? 1.1911 0.03740 157 132 20 5
7464 Not working for me I’m gluten free 1.1908 0.03924 131 109 19 3
7465 It's probably a mirage. 1.1908 0.04213 131 111 15 5
7466 Maybe I'll start the low carb diet next monday 1.1908 0.04071 131 110 17 4
7467 Look at it this way, at least we won't get diabetes! 1.1908 0.04213 131 111 15 5
7468 It's like a dessert cart, only we have to swim there. 1.1908 0.04071 131 110 17 4
7469 No way, I'm on a diet. 1.1908 0.03819 152 128 19 5
7470 How about a game of Candyland? 1.1908 0.03583 152 126 23 3
7471 Don't bother, that's the trash vortex. 1.1908 0.03931 152 129 17 6
7472 This is all Adam and Eve's fault 1.1908 0.03583 152 126 23 3
7473 Don't bother - it's not gluten free 1.1908 0.03583 152 126 23 3
7474 Trust me. That will never match your hard-core fantasy. 1.1908 0.03703 152 127 21 4
7475 Let's go over, it might be real. 1.1908 0.03703 152 127 21 4
7476 Those are all bad for you anyway! 1.1908 0.03512 173 145 23 5
7477 I don't know. I'm not really much of a risk-taker. 1.1908 0.03607 173 146 21 6
7478 Are you kidding? I don't want diabetes. 1.1905 0.03901 147 124 18 5
7479 Thank goodness I’m gluten free. 1.1905 0.03525 147 121 24 2
7480 This is your mirage, go for it, a month ago I swam to cruise ship passing by. 1.1905 0.03655 147 122 22 3
7481 If she calls that one Candy, what does she call this one? 1.1905 0.03901 147 124 18 5
7482 I could use this to feel bad about my life, but I've never really liked the taste of salty with sweet. 1.1905 0.04173 126 106 16 4
7483 Sure, I could make the swim, but I've been trying to cut back on high-fructose corn syrup. 1.1905 0.03780 147 123 20 4
7484 It's your move! 1.1905 0.03655 147 122 22 3
7485 I picked a fine time to go Keto. 1.1905 0.03655 147 122 22 3
7486 It's a mad, mad, mad, mad world. 1.1905 0.03525 147 121 24 2
7487 Do you think Mr. Wonka's going to send anyone to save us? Or do you think this was his plan all along? 1.1905 0.04018 126 105 18 3
7488 Being marooned is no excuse to punt your diet. 1.1905 0.03390 147 120 26 1
7489 the land is sweeter on the other island 1.1905 0.04018 126 105 18 3
7490 I believe that our tree is healthier than that mirage 1.1905 0.03857 126 104 20 2
7491 I guess we'll have to buy "Chutes and Ladders" in order to play "Candyland." 1.1905 0.03780 147 123 20 4
7492 'HELP' is so cliche. Let's write #CandyLandHo in the sand. 1.1905 0.04018 126 105 18 3
7493 We could be stranded on a De-ss-ert Island. 1.1905 0.03655 147 122 22 3
7494 It's the most effective diet for people who can't swim. 1.1905 0.04173 126 106 16 4
7495 What an amazing existential sense of being someone else’s mirage. Resist grabbing their candy. 1.1905 0.04018 126 105 18 3
7496 Don't bother. There's no milk to wash it down. 1.1905 0.03780 147 123 20 4
7497 Maybe our Fyre Festival package sent us to the wrong island by mistake." 1.1905 0.03901 147 124 18 5
7498 While liquor is quicker... Candy sure is dandy! 1.1905 0.03577 168 141 22 5
7499 I tell you, this is a mirage, this is ONLY a mirage!. They don't deliver to this address! 1.1905 0.03780 147 123 20 4
7500 There goes my 2019 sugar-free diet resolution 1.1905 0.04173 126 106 16 4
7501 It may be a hallucination but it looks yummy! 1.1902 0.03646 163 137 21 5
7502 To hell with your diet. I say go for it. 1.1902 0.03432 163 135 25 3
7503 No, I'm diabetic. But you go right ahead. 1.1902 0.03646 163 137 21 5
7504 I know you think it’s a hallucination but wouldn’t it be sweet if it was real? 1.1902 0.03646 163 137 21 5
7505 That's the island paradise if you had paid for a state room. 1.1901 0.03731 142 118 21 3
7506 Ze Candy Cane! Ze Candy Cane !" 1.1901 0.03989 142 120 17 5
7507 I'd swim over, but I'm gluten intolerant 1.1901 0.03989 142 120 17 5
7508 Are you sure we can't swim there without a formal invitation? 1.1901 0.03731 142 118 21 3
7509 Must be your mirage, I yearn for a different kind of "sugar" 1.1901 0.04113 142 121 15 6
7510 Keep saying to yourself, "I don't need the calories." 1.1901 0.03594 142 117 23 2
7511 We're stuck on the shithole island. 1.1901 0.03862 142 119 19 4
7512 The mirage seems to get sweeter every time we switch islands. 1.1901 0.04113 142 121 15 6
7513 I’d love to visit your island but I’m diabetic. 1.1901 0.03731 142 118 21 3
7514 If wishes were candy then life would be dandy 1.1901 0.03731 142 118 21 3
7515 And I thought fantasy island was just a fantasy. 1.1901 0.03862 142 119 19 4
7516 I swear I just saw a midget behind the cupcake yelling, "Boss, the plane the plane!" Maybe we swim over there. 1.1901 0.03948 121 100 19 2
7517 Think of it this way: we'll have so many fewer cavities to search at customs. 1.1901 0.04282 121 102 15 4
7518 Sure. But we don't have a dentist. 1.1899 0.03495 158 131 24 3
7519 It figures, I just started my low carb diet. 1.1899 0.03719 158 133 20 5
7520 I am thinking of re-decorating our island 1.1899 0.03609 158 132 22 4
7521 No, I don't regret springing for the all-inclusive package. Do you? 1.1899 0.03495 158 131 24 3
7522 This might be my pre-spring break juice cleanse talking, but that sandbar looks like a cheesecake. 1.1898 0.03811 137 114 20 3
7523 And me a diabetic ..(heavy sigh) 1.1898 0.03811 137 114 20 3
7524 Of course it deserted. Santa Clause abandoned it after the ice caps melted. 1.1898 0.03668 137 113 22 2
7525 I'm saving 'Dessert Island' for after we find 'Balanced Meal Isle'. 1.1898 0.03950 137 115 18 4
7526 Nevermind. I'm on a diet, anyway. 1.1898 0.03950 137 115 18 4
7527 Of course I'm a diabetic 1.1898 0.04083 137 116 16 5
7528 My ex-wife would brave the risk. 1.1898 0.04213 137 117 14 6
7529 When did you start the Atkin’s diet? 1.1898 0.03950 137 115 18 4
7530 What would YOU do if you were stranded on a dessert island? 1.1898 0.04213 137 117 14 6
7531 Do you think it's funny? 1.1898 0.04213 137 117 14 6
7532 Hm... Candyland seemed so much bigger as a child. 1.1898 0.03811 137 114 20 3
7533 Can you believe it -- the good ship Lollipop turned out to be an atoll. 1.1895 0.03562 153 127 23 3
7534 I'm sure we're allowed.There's no fruit of the tree over there. 1.1895 0.03562 153 127 23 3
7535 Nah, never going back. No sugar coma's worth it. 1.1895 0.03681 153 128 21 4
7536 I hope it's gluten-free. 1.1895 0.03681 153 128 21 4
7537 Must be a new version of Candyland. 1.1895 0.03681 153 128 21 4
7538 Can't go with you--my doctor has taken me off all that stuff. 1.1895 0.03439 153 126 25 2
7539 Nope! I'm sticking to my diet. 1.1895 0.03796 153 129 19 5
7540 If it's not sugar free, low carb, non GMO, gluten free, organic, vegan, fair-trade certified I'll pass. 1.1895 0.03907 153 130 17 6
7541 Tough on the diet, Clyde. 1.1895 0.03681 153 128 21 4
7542 Let’s make a gluten free exception, it will be full-on and guilt-free. 1.1895 0.03439 153 126 25 2
7543 Mirage or not, my gluten allergy eliminates the temptation. 1.1895 0.03796 153 129 19 5
7544 You know refine sugars and carbs will kill you. 1.1894 0.03897 132 110 19 3
7545 Yeah, but we agreed to eat less sweets. 1.1894 0.03897 132 110 19 3
7546 Pity you’ve gone off sweets 1.1894 0.04043 132 111 17 4
7547 Too bad we started keto on Tuesday, huh? 1.1894 0.03746 132 109 21 2
7548 Let's wait,watch who lands on Dessert Island... 1.1894 0.04184 132 112 15 5
7549 Candy crushed 1.1894 0.04043 132 111 17 4
7550 ‘I hate to tell you this, but I can’t swim’ ‘That’s ok, I’m doin the keto diet’ 1.1894 0.03746 132 109 21 2
7551 I'd love to swim over with you, but I didn't finish my vegetables. 1.1893 0.03656 169 143 20 6
7552 But we have the coconut milk to wash it all down. 1.1893 0.03656 169 143 20 6
7553 So you going first? 1.1892 0.03632 148 123 22 3
7554 On the bright side,this arrangement allows us our desire. 1.1892 0.03757 148 124 20 4
7555 It's a part of making this diet work longterm" 1.1892 0.03632 148 123 22 3
7556 I guess you signed up for the sugarfree cruise. 1.1892 0.03632 148 123 22 3
7557 That dessert isle looks tempting, but sugar and gluten are really just empty calories. 1.1892 0.03757 148 124 20 4
7558 So far, I don’t like “Handsel and Gretel at Sea.” 1.1892 0.03757 148 124 20 4
7559 I think it's the Good Ship Lollipop 1.1892 0.03632 148 123 22 3
7560 What about your sugar-free, gluten-free diet? 1.1892 0.03503 148 122 24 2
7561 There must be a gluten-free island around here somewhere. 1.1890 0.03626 164 138 21 5
7562 Too bad I'm on Atkins. 1.1890 0.03626 164 138 21 5
7563 I know how it looks Gretel, but are you sure it's not the witch? 1.1890 0.03521 164 137 23 4
7564 It looks like Coney Island to me 1.1890 0.03413 164 136 25 3
7565 Well, it's no big deal. I'm on a low sugar diet. 1.1890 0.04143 127 107 16 4
7566 This is the most intense diet I have ever tried. 1.1888 0.03837 143 120 19 4
7567 So, Hansel, is this a twenty first century version of the witch and her gingerbread house? 1.1888 0.03964 143 121 17 5
7568 Let's enjoy the view while we can. A wall would be built soon! 1.1888 0.03837 143 120 19 4
7569 I'm actually glad! Imagine what all those saturated fats would do to my waistline. 1.1888 0.03837 143 120 19 4
7570 It's called just deserts island; they're not gluten-free. 1.1888 0.03572 143 118 23 2
7571 Don't bother. It's all gluten-free. 1.1888 0.03431 143 117 25 1
7572 So that is where it is. 1.1888 0.03964 143 121 17 5
7573 Darn Amazon Prime. This was to celebrate our rescue, in twenty years. 1.1888 0.03572 143 118 23 2
7574 I'm on a 'no sugar' diet.'What's your excuse? 1.1888 0.03964 143 121 17 5
7575 I don't think that candy cane would provide enough protection from the sun. 1.1888 0.03837 143 120 19 4
7576 No one tells you the Whole 30 will make you feel so alone 1.1888 0.03964 143 121 17 5
7577 Do we have the kahunas to swim to that mirage? 1.1888 0.03572 143 118 23 2
7578 Let’s hope my Uber doesn’t get confused. 1.1888 0.03707 143 119 21 3
7579 I heard there was an outbreak of diabetes that claimed all the lives there. 1.1887 0.03588 159 133 22 4
7580 I thought mirages only occured in the desert! 1.1887 0.03803 159 135 18 6
7581 I don't care if it's just a reward, Pavlov. 1.1887 0.03588 159 133 22 4
7582 Glad we didn’t land there. I’m sugar and gluten free 1.1887 0.03697 159 134 20 5
7583 Okay you’ve done that joke enough times, thank you Kevin... 1.1887 0.03588 159 133 22 4
7584 Well, at least we're not on the COMPLETELY desserted island. 1.1887 0.03588 159 133 22 4
7585 I wonder if there’s a dentist on the island? 1.1886 0.03569 175 148 21 6
7586 I hope this isn’t our LAST course!!! 1.1885 0.03918 122 101 19 2
7587 I swear you said ‘sandy island’. 1.1885 0.04558 122 105 11 6
7588 That's Mark Zuckerberg's island. 1.1884 0.04056 138 117 16 5
7589 Tempting, but I'm on a strict low-carb diet." 1.1884 0.03923 138 116 18 4
7590 Dude, I told you playing Candy Land would come in handy. 1.1884 0.03923 138 116 18 4
7591 I told you we shouldn't have drank the salt water. 1.1884 0.03786 138 115 20 3
7592 Let's just say that I am an optimist, but that's simply far too many calories. 1.1884 0.03644 138 114 22 2
7593 My doctor advised me to stay away from Sweets 1.1884 0.03786 138 115 20 3
7594 Did you see the ‘Good Ship Lollipop’ pass by here? 1.1884 0.04184 138 118 14 6
7595 I'm actually gluten free. 1.1884 0.04056 138 117 16 5
7596 I think you're right. This Paleo diet of ours has lost its appeal. 1.1884 0.04056 138 117 16 5
7597 Years ago that was Candyland, now it’s Cholesterolland. 1.1884 0.04056 138 117 16 5
7598 Remember mom told us no sweets until after dinner, so it’s a no go. 1.1884 0.03644 138 114 22 2
7599 Why do coworkers always bring sweets on the day I am starting my diet? 1.1884 0.03496 138 113 24 1
7600 If we swim over there together, this one will be, too! 1.1884 0.03644 138 114 22 2
7601 Don't even think about it. That's where Oprah keeps her stash. 1.1884 0.03644 138 114 22 2
7602 i wonder if they have a vegan option 1.1884 0.03923 138 116 18 4
7603 Clearly there was no escape from the Type 2 Diabetes epidemic 1.1884 0.04056 138 117 16 5
7604 It's best just to avoid that isle. 1.1883 0.03773 154 130 19 5
7605 What, no lollipops. 1.1883 0.03659 154 129 21 4
7606 I'm avoiding sugar. 1.1883 0.03541 154 128 23 3
7607 You know what that looks like to me? One fuck-ton of carbs. 1.1883 0.03773 154 130 19 5
7608 My life coach says, " They have what you shouldn't". 1.1883 0.03541 154 128 23 3
7609 Betcha it's a mirage. 1.1883 0.03659 154 129 21 4
7610 I feel better already. 1.1883 0.03773 154 130 19 5
7611 I just hope the rescue pilot isn't halfway through his keto diet. 1.1883 0.03541 154 128 23 3
7612 I told you we shouldn't have eaten those funny mushrooms a moment ago! 1.1883 0.03659 154 129 21 4
7613 I wish the mirage was low-cal. 1.1883 0.03773 154 130 19 5
7614 You just had to have coconut toppings! 1.1883 0.03659 154 129 21 4
7615 I wonder if any are coconut flavoured. 1.1883 0.03541 154 128 23 3
7616 Sure, it looks great, but tooth decay is its own kind of stranded. 1.1883 0.03541 154 128 23 3
7617 I guess that 'no sugar diet' doesn't seem so smart now Jake. Excuse me, I'm going for a little swim. 1.1883 0.03541 154 128 23 3
7618 Yes, I'm still having those dentist chair nightmares; why do you ask? 1.1883 0.03541 154 128 23 3
7619 I'll race you over. 1.1883 0.03659 154 129 21 4
7620 But I'm on a Keto diet. 1.1882 0.03336 170 141 26 3
7621 feel free mate ... I'm sugar free. 1.1882 0.03439 170 142 24 4
7622 Don't fall for it. The cholesterol will kill you. 1.1880 0.04531 117 100 12 5
7623 If only it were gluten free... 1.1880 0.04154 133 113 15 5
7624 Islands in the stream...that is what we are... no one in between... 1.1880 0.03871 133 111 19 3
7625 No, you're sweet. That’s just sugar. 1.1880 0.03720 133 110 21 2
7626 No thanks, I’m doing paleo. 1.1880 0.03871 133 111 19 3
7627 I escaped from Carb Island to Keto Island just in time. 1.1880 0.03564 133 109 23 1
7628 It sucks being gluten free 1.1879 0.03610 149 124 22 3
7629 Tell me more about this paleo diet. 1.1879 0.03349 149 122 26 1
7630 One of these days I'd like to live on Mirage Island. 1.1879 0.03853 149 126 18 5
7631 The sea rise from climate change is really bad. Big Rock Candy Mountain is now Sweets Island. 1.1879 0.03610 149 124 22 3
7632 Resist the temptation. You won’t live long if you have too much sugar! 1.1879 0.03733 149 125 20 4
7633 We have to consider the glycemic index 1.1879 0.03610 149 124 22 3
7634 This keto diet is a lot harder than I thought. 1.1879 0.03853 149 126 18 5
7635 The sugar keeps me up all night 1.1879 0.03482 149 123 24 2
7636 No, I am not worried about my dental identification. 1.1879 0.03733 149 125 20 4
7637 Now I know where Fantasy Island is! 1.1879 0.03733 149 125 20 4
7638 I bet those candy canes wouldn't give us as much shade as our palm tree. 1.1879 0.03482 149 123 24 2
7639 Ahhh, No Mate...It's a whale. 1.1879 0.03969 149 127 16 6
7640 Well I still think Isle of Desolation sounds more romantic than Candy Beach and I’m not sorry! 1.1879 0.03733 149 125 20 4
7641 Nah, it doesn't tempt me; I'm off sugar and gluten. 1.1879 0.03394 165 137 25 3
7642 Kind of ironic since I always got confused as to how many s’s there were in desert and dessert. 1.1879 0.03605 165 139 21 5
7643 Apparently, the underwater giantess could only afford one implant. 1.1879 0.03707 165 140 19 6
7644 Wow! It looks like Julia Childs has taken her Floating Island Dessert to the next level! 1.1875 0.04113 128 108 16 4
7645 Are you sure it's vegan? 1.1875 0.03676 160 135 20 5
7646 I'm on a diet myself. 1.1875 0.03549 144 119 23 2
7647 Go ahead, I'm off sugar. 1.1875 0.04113 128 108 16 4
7648 I know. Will we have the ever muster the willpower to wait 30 minutes before swimming back? 1.1875 0.03455 160 133 24 3
7649 I found it on Zillow. 1.1875 0.03220 160 131 28 1
7650 That desserted island looks nice, but think of the calories. 1.1875 0.03938 144 122 17 5
7651 Stay strong man. Paleo diet. 1.1875 0.03813 144 121 19 4
7652 Look on the bright side, diabetes won’t be an issue 1.1875 0.03813 144 121 19 4
7653 When I was your age, my mirages were also less about beer and bikinis and more about cakes and candy. 1.1875 0.03409 144 118 25 1
7654 Do you think they're gluten free? 1.1875 0.03340 160 132 26 2
7655 We could swim the 1/4 miles through shark-infested waters only to find out it's a mirage, but that's not my concern, what if there isn't any Tums? 1.1875 0.04113 128 108 16 4
7656 Dear Mirage, your presence has been dully noted. 1.1875 0.03409 144 118 25 1
7657 Did you consider booking passage on the good ship lollipop? 1.1875 0.03340 160 132 26 2
7658 Do you think they have free dental care? 1.1875 0.03802 128 106 20 2
7659 No dessert for you! 1.1871 0.03637 155 130 21 4
7660 Those humans do look delish. 1.1871 0.03860 155 132 17 6
7661 I certainly did not realize how far sharks had evolved! 1.1871 0.03520 155 129 23 3
7662 Along the waterline; those are macaroons on a dessert island... 1.1871 0.03750 155 131 19 5
7663 I was hoping for something a little more healthy. 1.1871 0.03968 155 133 15 7
7664 What's eating at you? 1.1871 0.03520 155 129 23 3
7665 Sweets without coffee always turns me off. 1.1871 0.03860 155 132 17 6
7666 What a week to give up sweets. 1.1871 0.03750 155 131 19 5
7667 Naugh...... I’m afraid of what it will do to my complexion. 1.1871 0.03520 155 129 23 3
7668 And me on a diet! 1.1871 0.03750 155 131 19 5
7669 So now we’re tied in Candyland. 1.1871 0.03897 139 117 18 4
7670 I don’t want to play Candyland; I want to go home. 1.1871 0.03897 139 117 18 4
7671 isn't great to get away for a few days? 1.1871 0.03897 139 117 18 4
7672 It’s actually a net negative for calories 1.1871 0.03620 139 115 22 2
7673 I’ll bet you anything they don’t have prime rib. 1.1871 0.03761 139 116 20 3
7674 But I’m gluten free. 1.1871 0.03897 139 117 18 4
7675 Where are the women? 1.1871 0.04156 139 119 14 6
7676 Screw that, we should have followed the leprechaun. 1.1871 0.03473 139 114 24 1
7677 So salt with sweet is a must-have for me! 1.1871 0.03897 139 117 18 4
7678 I was the Captain on the Good Ship.......... 1.1871 0.03761 139 116 20 3
7679 It's Mediterranean. No carbs, no sugars.... you'll thank me later. 1.1870 0.04057 123 103 17 3
7680 But is it gluten free? 1.1870 0.04057 123 103 17 3
7681 ...tempting,but Amazon has lost my electric tooth brush order. 1.1870 0.03889 123 102 19 2
7682 I can't figure if it's a mirage or some kind of flying saucer with a sweet tooth. 1.1867 0.03376 166 138 25 3
7683 At leasr we've got vegan options. 1.1867 0.03152 166 136 29 1
7684 What, you couldn't ask for delivery by drone? 1.1867 0.03482 166 139 23 4
7685 I wonder if any restaurants on that island have desert menus. 1.1867 0.03585 166 140 21 5
7686 Too bad I can't swim. 1.1867 0.03266 166 137 27 2
7687 The swim allows me to maintain this figure. 1.1867 0.03329 150 123 26 1
7688 Looks like we missed the Good Shop Lollypop! 1.1867 0.03588 150 125 22 3
7689 Right, but you can always come up with some excuse to stray from the paleo diet. Excuses are the language of the unmotivated, Bill. 1.1867 0.03829 150 127 18 5
7690 Yeah, I'm hungry too. Why do you ask? 1.1867 0.03329 150 123 26 1
7691 Rats, I told you we should have given up wine not sugar for lent. 1.1867 0.03461 150 124 24 2
7692 I think that one's for castaways of the Good Ship Lollipop. 1.1867 0.03711 150 126 20 4
7693 You go... I'am off sweets ! 1.1867 0.03829 150 127 18 5
7694 Well I feel lucky - my doctor told me to cut down on sugar. 1.1867 0.03329 150 123 26 1
7695 Explain again why you never want the highest valued island in the neighborhood. 1.1867 0.03588 150 125 22 3
7696 The grass is always greener. 1.1867 0.03944 150 128 16 6
7697 You go ahead. I have up sweets for lent. 1.1867 0.03711 150 126 20 4
7698 You can swim over there alone bro, I’m not ruining my keto diet. 1.1867 0.03829 150 127 18 5
7699 Have you ever wanted to do it while rolling around in a cherry pie? 1.1867 0.03461 150 124 24 2
7700 It was part of Disney land, but folks said it wasn't worth the ferry ride. 1.1866 0.03695 134 111 21 2
7701 Almost makes you regret going low-carb, eh? 1.1866 0.03844 134 112 19 3
7702 Nice, but I'm on a low carb diet. 1.1866 0.03844 134 112 19 3
7703 And they say they have it bad. 1.1866 0.03540 134 110 23 1
7704 Candyland is just a short swim -- and possibly a submerged shark -- away. 1.1866 0.03540 134 110 23 1
7705 WE just need a few shark fins to add to the a-lure. 1.1864 0.04495 118 101 12 5
7706 Yeah, but is it gluten-free, dude? 1.1863 0.03436 161 134 24 3
7707 Are mirages common out here? 1.1863 0.03547 161 135 22 4
7708 You say Keto, I say Sweeto. 1.1863 0.03436 161 134 24 3
7709 I'm sorry, but it was dark, and they both had only one 's' on the map! 1.1863 0.03436 161 134 24 3
7710 And thus îles flottante was created. 1.1863 0.03321 161 133 26 2
7711 Nah, I'm gluten free 1.1862 0.03789 145 122 19 4
7712 It's where they really film The British Baking Show 1.1862 0.03527 145 120 23 2
7713 Hell, I'll risk the sharks if it's gluten-free. 1.1862 0.03913 145 123 17 5
7714 I even heard everything is covered by your public medical insurance there... 1.1862 0.04034 145 124 15 6
7715 I'm pre-diabetic. 1.1862 0.03913 145 123 17 5
7716 Looks like 'The Good Ship Lollipop' passed us by. How long have we been on this island? Are you sure that's not a mirage? 1.1862 0.03527 145 120 23 2
7717 I'm watching my carbohydrates. 1.1862 0.03660 145 121 21 3
7718 Busy Season...temptation island. At least I won’t gain 69 lbs 1.1862 0.03660 145 121 21 3
7719 I thought Candyland was only a board game. 1.1862 0.03527 145 120 23 2
7720 I'm allergic to gluten 1.1862 0.03789 145 122 19 4
7721 It’s a sugar coated mirage! 1.1862 0.03660 145 121 21 3
7722 Unfortunately I am on a low sugar diet 1.1862 0.04034 145 124 15 6
7723 'I'm sorry, Hansel. I don't think Gretel is coming back." Don Urbanus, Valley Springs, C 1.1862 0.03527 145 120 23 2
7724 Well at least were not part of the obesity epidemic. 1.1862 0.03527 145 120 23 2
7725 I can't tell which is the worst decision - going keto or jumping off the cruise ship. 1.1862 0.03789 145 122 19 4
7726 Its just your stomach making you see things, a bit of undigested shoe is all. 1.1860 0.03932 129 108 18 3
7727 Oh, man, I can just FEEL my A1C level rising . . . 1.1860 0.03775 129 107 20 2
7728 Do you think there are any Gluten-free options? 1.1860 0.03196 172 142 28 2
7729 So exciting...I smell a TV show... 1.1860 0.03775 129 107 20 2
7730 Damn it, I'm off sweets this week. 1.1860 0.03932 129 108 18 3
7731 No, not Devil’s Island, Willie Wonka is in exile there. 1.1860 0.03402 172 144 24 4
7732 There is no where to "RUN" or We will be (EATEN) 1.1859 0.03499 156 130 23 3
7733 The 99% hidden below is actually a man-eating octopus. 1.1859 0.03499 156 130 23 3
7734 But what about your Hyperglycaemia? 1.1859 0.03379 156 129 25 2
7735 No, you calm down Carl. Someone is getting a letter from the home owners association. 1.1859 0.03728 156 132 19 5
7736 That's so funny, my uncle died of diabetes too! 1.1859 0.03616 156 131 21 4
7737 I know where the kids will go if they make it... 1.1859 0.03616 156 131 21 4
7738 They're the man-eating snacks of Tulare Island. 1.1859 0.03379 156 129 25 2
7739 Dang! I just went Keto. 1.1859 0.03728 156 132 19 5
7740 Yep. Week 6. Right on schedule. Wait to you see what shows up on Week 10. 1.1857 0.03872 140 118 18 4
7741 I prefer a non-fat, sugar-free, USDA organic survival. 1.1857 0.04129 140 120 14 6
7742 I can't swim. You?" "Diet 1.1857 0.03872 140 118 18 4
7743 That's Paradise Island. 1.1857 0.04129 140 120 14 6
7744 So anyway this dude asked if I wanted to be in a music video, yeah? Multi-generational indie crossover type thing, Weezer with Iggy Pop and Kate Pierson? So I was like, yeah, man, sounds great. Had no idea they’d be filming it on location. 1.1857 0.04002 140 119 16 5
7745 A part of me is really glad we’re not there because, you know, I’ve been trying this new diet recently... 1.1857 0.04002 140 119 16 5
7746 You go ahead. That stuff goes right to my love handles. 1.1857 0.03597 140 116 22 2
7747 Really? A mirage in the ocean, are you sure 1.1856 0.03018 167 136 31 0
7748 the food looks better on the other side 1.1856 0.03665 167 142 19 6
7749 I'm on the South Beach Diet no can do. 1.1856 0.03665 167 142 19 6
7750 Just as well. The dentist's bills were killing me. 1.1856 0.03566 167 141 21 5
7751 It's a leftover set from "Diabetic Survivor." 1.1856 0.03566 167 141 21 5
7752 Head for the island with the sweet coconuts, you said 1.1855 0.04027 124 104 17 3
7753 Not Every Island has a Disney Land Nearby. 1.1855 0.04027 124 104 17 3
7754 I'm waiting for the 'good ship lollipop' to take me to the 'big rock candy' island. 1.1854 0.03688 151 127 20 4
7755 That island might look sweet but its really just an illusion 1.1854 0.03440 151 125 24 2
7756 If we weren't diabetic, it would be worth swimming over to. 1.1854 0.03566 151 126 22 3
7757 I told you NOT to book us on a cruise when they are paying us to be the passengers. 1.1854 0.03327 178 149 25 4
7758 Awww, you're the one with the sweet-tooth! 1.1852 0.03670 135 112 21 2
7759 Empty calories! Rock-paper-scissors. Who eats who? 1.1852 0.03417 162 135 24 3
7760 Tell me again about your unmatched navigational skills. 1.1852 0.03670 135 112 21 2
7761 She was a good ship, that Lollipop, but shiver me timbers, ye don’t want to wake up to one of her tummy-aches. 1.1852 0.04097 135 115 15 5
7762 Got an ‘s’? 1.1852 0.03818 135 113 19 3
7763 You can't live on sweets alone. 1.1852 0.03634 162 137 20 5
7764 They said we were going to play Chutes and Ladders. 1.1852 0.03634 162 137 20 5
7765 What's the tip policy here? 1.1852 0.03634 162 137 20 5
7766 If I wasn't doing the Keto thing, I'd definitely be interested. 1.1852 0.03738 162 138 18 6
7767 Have at it...watching my sugar. 1.1852 0.03517 135 111 23 1
7768 I bet they will die of obesity over there. 1.1850 0.03283 173 144 26 3
7769 Too bad all our dental equipment went down with the ship. 1.1849 0.03888 146 124 17 5
7770 You know, this Paleo diet just isn’t working for me anymore. 1.1849 0.03765 146 123 19 4
7771 Yeah, but it's not gluten free. 1.1849 0.03765 146 123 19 4
7772 I'm from Vienna so every mirage looks like cake. 1.1849 0.03637 146 122 21 3
7773 I don't care if it's real. I'm finally the size I want to be, so we're not touching it. 1.1849 0.03637 146 122 21 3
7774 He always did have a flair for the whimsical. 1.1847 0.03360 157 130 25 2
7775 I wish they'd fix the bug in this virtual reality Candy Land, I've been stuck in here since I was five. 1.1847 0.03706 157 133 19 5
7776 Looks good, but what about the tooth decay & those extra calories! 1.1847 0.03479 157 131 23 3
7777 Oh what I'd give to be on that dessert island. 1.1847 0.03360 157 130 25 2
7778 Dude, no! No on is going to buy the movie rights to our memoir if we're stranded on a doggone DESSERT island. 1.1847 0.03706 157 133 19 5
7779 Any changes in your life? 1.1846 0.04199 130 111 14 5
7780 I remember the day when you could still look up to the Big Rock Candy Mountain. 1.1846 0.03586 130 107 22 1
7781 It's a meringue, m-i-r-a-g-e, meringue. 1.1846 0.04199 130 111 14 5
7782 No tea? How uncivilized. They must be from another planet. 1.1846 0.03586 130 107 22 1
7783 It looks greener to me! 1.1846 0.03749 130 108 20 2
7784 Oddly enough, this just reminds me of how much my Mother always hated Valentine's Day. 1.1846 0.03586 130 107 22 1
7785 Why the cheap candy canes? 1.1846 0.03905 130 109 18 3
7786 I’m on a low carb diet. 1.1846 0.03416 130 106 24 0
7787 I saw this the last time I did Whole30. 1.1845 0.03444 168 141 23 4
7788 I never go there. I'm dieting. 1.1844 0.03429 141 116 24 1
7789 I preferred Chutes and Ladders myself... 1.1844 0.03573 141 117 22 2
7790 Sharks? No, man, the water is a mirage. 1.1844 0.03712 141 118 20 3
7791 No,no, that's the tropical version of the big rock candy mountain 1.1844 0.04101 141 121 14 6
7792 You go...I'm keeping my sugar at 80 even if it kills me. 1.1844 0.03573 141 117 22 2
7793 Your choice: take the plunge and have your cake, alone, or be here, with Edith, too. 1.1844 0.03712 141 118 20 3
7794 Sorry man, i'm lactose intolerant. 1.1844 0.03976 141 120 16 5
7795 And with Insulin Island behind us, we should be able to stay alive for up to a week before dying of dehydration! 1.1844 0.03846 141 119 18 4
7796 I've never had much of a sweet tooth to be honest 1.1844 0.03429 141 116 24 1
7797 I told you we should have booked on The Good Ship Lollipop. 1.1844 0.03712 141 118 20 3
7798 Darn! There goes my diet... 1.1842 0.03666 152 128 20 4
7799 We might be starving...but hey, at least we're safe from diabetes. 1.1842 0.03155 152 124 28 0
7800 It's tempting, but they have the same idea in mind. 1.1842 0.03545 152 127 22 3
7801 Ever since the recession, Brian and Lisa have struggled to keep up with the Joneses. 1.1842 0.03783 152 129 18 5
7802 Remember, what happens on Sweet Tooth Island stays on Sweet Tooth Island. 1.1842 0.03545 152 127 22 3
7803 Could be the good ship Lollipop. 1.1842 0.03666 152 128 20 4
7804 When a New Yorker gets stranded: "You think that's gluten free?" 1.1840 0.03507 163 137 22 4
7805 I used to play that game whenI was young. 1.1840 0.03507 163 137 22 4
7806 Too saccharin. 1.1840 0.03717 163 139 18 6
7807 Don’t go there - coconut oil isn’t the problem, sugar is. 1.1840 0.03613 163 138 20 5
7808 Nah, I'm on the paleo diet. 1.1840 0.03997 125 105 17 3
7809 So what good is it if you don't have a scale? 1.1840 0.03997 125 105 17 3
7810 “The last 10 pounds aren’t tough enough?” Kevin Collins Cleveland, Ohio 1.1840 0.03997 125 105 17 3
7811 I was hoping for quiche ! 1.1840 0.03833 125 104 19 2
7812 I picked the wrong week to start a low carb diet. 1.1838 0.03933 136 115 17 4
7813 It could be worse. Last year I was stranded on The Big Rock Candy Mountain. 1.1838 0.03792 136 114 19 3
7814 Grab a cupcake as it goes by. 1.1838 0.03792 136 114 19 3
7815 Dude, don't you think you're taking this Keto thing a little far? 1.1838 0.04069 136 116 15 5
7816 Wayne Thibaud. The artist. Oh, let's just forget about it. 1.1838 0.03792 136 114 19 3
7817 If only they had cough drops. 1.1838 0.03933 136 115 17 4
7818 Indulgence comes with responsibility. 1.1837 0.03983 147 126 15 6
7819 Bro, it's a scam! Have you seriously forgotten already how we ended up HERE for Fyre Festival? 1.1837 0.03864 147 125 17 5
7820 Brad, nothing tastes better than a summer bod. 1.1837 0.03615 147 123 21 3
7821 Let's hope the first course is not bouillabesse 1.1837 0.04098 147 127 13 7
7822 Starving people normally wish for food but I’m a dessert guy! 1.1837 0.03615 147 123 21 3
7823 Everybody warned me about Atkins island, but I didn't listen. 1.1837 0.03483 147 122 23 2
7824 I like our empire better! Primitive...yes but a fine existential model for green living! 1.1837 0.03741 147 124 19 4
7825 Castaway 2 1.1837 0.03864 147 125 17 5
7826 And does your fantasy also include Kenny Rogers singing "Islands in the Stream"? 1.1835 0.03574 158 133 21 4
7827 I wish I had the app for that. 1.1835 0.03574 158 133 21 4
7828 Millennial Candyland 1.1835 0.03685 158 134 19 5
7829 At least we're gluten-free and can't eat most of that stuff anyway. 1.1832 0.04169 131 112 14 5
7830 Ok,if we call that one Sugar Island, what should we call ours? 1.1832 0.04026 131 111 16 4
7831 I guess I picked the wrong week to go Keto. 1.1832 0.03723 131 109 20 2
7832 Go for it dude, but I'm sticking to my no junk food diet. 1.1832 0.04026 131 111 16 4
7833 It's incredible how sea level rise has impacted even the Big Rock Candy Mountain. 1.1832 0.03877 131 110 18 3
7834 I hope that island is gluten-free. 1.1832 0.03723 131 109 20 2
7835 I know it's tempting, but there's a gluten-free vegan restaurant just 2 days away. 1.1832 0.03877 131 110 18 3
7836 Dude, imagine the rush if we hold off till tomorrow." 1.1831 0.03407 142 117 24 1
7837 At the time we were very lucky to have bought this lot from the developer 1.1831 0.03688 142 119 20 3
7838 Lucky us! Marooned in the flood waters of Big Rock Candy Mountain! 1.1831 0.03821 142 120 18 4
7839 Don't you know any other songs than from Willy Wonka? 1.1831 0.03688 142 119 20 3
7840 At least our dentists will be happy. 1.1831 0.03688 142 119 20 3
7841 I'm diabetic, anyway. 1.1831 0.04074 142 122 14 6
7842 I would swim over there, but I just started the Daniel fast. 1.1830 0.03399 153 127 24 2
7843 I’m told that too much sugar is not good for you 1.1830 0.03760 153 130 18 5
7844 ..and I was planning to start my diet tomrrow... meanwhile I will go for a swim. 1.1830 0.03524 153 128 22 3
7845 We should've milked the cow instead of eating her. 1.1830 0.03524 153 128 22 3
7846 I'm still glad we went paleo. 1.1830 0.03524 153 128 22 3
7847 Don't bother. It's a mirage. We all see it. 1.1829 0.03149 164 135 28 1
7848 From here, you can tell when the president is vacationing. 1.1826 0.04381 115 98 13 4
7849 I’m so glad I’ve given up sugar. 1.1826 0.04018 115 96 17 2
7850 I really wish I had my watercolor kit right now! 1.1826 0.04018 115 96 17 2
7851 The swim was tough but my figure is worth the effort! 1.1826 0.04018 115 96 17 2
7852 Not for me, thanks. I’d never be able to look my doctor in the eye again. 1.1825 0.03968 126 106 17 3
7853 I’m doing Whole30. All you, buddy. 1.1825 0.03968 126 106 17 3
7854 You and your darn Candyland.My message asked for Monopoly. 1.1825 0.03634 126 104 21 1
7855 You'll regret eating all that trans fat later. 1.1825 0.03805 126 105 19 2
7856 Stop looking at it Bob, we agreed we were going paleo this year. And before you ask, No, you can not have a cheat day. 1.1825 0.04276 126 108 13 5
7857 1. There is a witch. 2. Leonard has never returned our calls and 3. No toothpaste. 1.1825 0.03805 126 105 19 2
7858 Diabetes is my biggest concern now that the shark has gone. 1.1825 0.03805 126 105 19 2
7859 It's worse than the desert! We'll never reach the food and can't even drink the water. 1.1825 0.04042 137 117 15 5
7860 Just when you start your no sugar diet." 1.1825 0.03767 137 115 19 3
7861 well, the GRASS may not be greener... 1.1825 0.03622 137 114 21 2
7862 Keto diet or not, I’m tempted. 1.1825 0.04042 137 117 15 5
7863 wouldn't you know...right when I started a low sugar diet 1.1825 0.03622 137 114 21 2
7864 No, we cannot. It's a private island that belongs to Trump. He was a presidential candidate when my ship went down. What a joke. 1.1825 0.03907 137 116 17 4
7865 My dentist is gonna kill me. 1.1825 0.04042 137 117 15 5
7866 I heard some kids try to swim there, but the fish ate their breadcrumbs 1.1825 0.03767 137 115 19 3
7867 Even if I could swim, I’d probably gain 300 pounds. 1.1825 0.03622 137 114 21 2
7868 I'm in the mood for Brussels sprouts. 1.1824 0.03718 148 125 19 4
7869 Even King Candy needs an offshore account 1.1824 0.03592 148 124 21 3
7870 No, you go ahead. I've got celiac. 1.1824 0.03958 148 127 15 6
7871 Too bad I gave up eating processed sugar. 1.1824 0.03840 148 126 17 5
7872 Next time ask Suri to spell check your " Genie request "what you would like do and where to take me after Valentines dinner 1.1824 0.03718 148 125 19 4
7873 Doesn't it look sweet? 1.1824 0.03592 148 124 21 3
7874 Gotta be a dame behind this 1.1824 0.03840 148 126 17 5
7875 Take my word for it, it's a mirage...I know 1.1824 0.03718 148 125 19 4
7876 Candy Land is a well known mirage around here. 1.1824 0.03462 148 123 23 2
7877 Yes, but how will we pay the dental bills? 1.1824 0.03592 148 124 21 3
7878 Go ahead, just don’t complain to me when your tum tum is grumbling and you’ve spoiled your dinner. 1.1824 0.03321 159 132 25 2
7879 Too bad I can't have gluten. 1.1824 0.03439 159 133 23 3
7880 It's okay, I'm off sugar anyway 1.1824 0.03439 159 133 23 3
7881 Even if I could swim over there, I'm on Keto. 1.1824 0.03770 159 136 17 6
7882 Only six more days until we’re off the Whole 30! 1.1824 0.03439 159 133 23 3
7883 Yeah, but it’s all fattening stuff. 1.1824 0.03605 170 145 19 6
7884 Maybe this time it isn't a mirage... 1.1824 0.03085 170 140 29 1
7885 Thank goodness I've given up sugar! 1.1818 0.03622 154 130 20 4
7886 I knew Frye Festival II was a bad idea 1.1818 0.03871 165 143 14 8
7887 I hear that the cupcakes are gluten-free. 1.1818 0.03503 154 129 22 3
7888 Why couldn't we get stranded on that island? 1.1818 0.04140 132 113 14 5
7889 Though this high-fiber diet has done wonders for my bowels, I am tempted. 1.1818 0.03998 132 112 16 4
7890 Forget the fresh coconut juice! It's time to change our diet. 1.1818 0.03503 154 129 22 3
7891 That's gotta be "Paradise Island". 1.1818 0.03665 143 120 20 3
7892 I wish the guy that cursed us was dyslexic, too 1.1818 0.03737 154 131 18 5
7893 So are you coming or still sticking to your keto nonsense? 1.1818 0.03573 165 140 20 5
7894 Probably a good idea we passed on the Greek Island of Diabetes 1.1818 0.03924 143 122 16 5
7895 Wish I hadn’t just gone low carb. 1.1818 0.03503 154 129 22 3
7896 Well ... maybe gluten and sugar aren't THAT bad, after all. 1.1818 0.03998 132 112 16 4
7897 Mirage or no mirage, sweets were never “my thing!” 1.1818 0.03385 143 118 24 1
7898 Finally a diet that keeps the weight off. 1.1818 0.03622 154 130 20 4
7899 We really picked the wrong week to start our keto diet. 1.1818 0.03924 143 122 16 5
7900 The swim thru is around the back. 1.1818 0.03697 132 110 20 2
7901 They're inflatables. It's tempting. 1.1818 0.03622 154 130 20 4
7902 My mom told me we couldn’t have sweets on this trip. 1.1818 0.04140 132 113 14 5
7903 When I said I was bored, I was thinking chess not Candyland. 1.1818 0.03697 132 110 20 2
7904 Trust me, the grass is always greener on the other side. 1.1818 0.03622 154 130 20 4
7905 I don't think it really matters if there's an extra 's' when we're 2,000 miles from anywhere. Besides, it's a mirage. 1.1818 0.03528 143 119 22 2
7906 Is it worth it without dental coverage? 1.1818 0.03797 143 121 18 4
7907 "Most people live on a lonely island Lost in the middle of a foggy sea Most people long for another island One where they know they would like to be..." Sing it, woman! 1.1818 0.03850 132 111 18 3
7908 My wife says that carbs will be the death of me. 1.1818 0.03850 132 111 18 3
7909 '"We could swim over there if you like peppermint." 1.1818 0.04140 132 113 14 5
7910 Any food for thoughts? 1.1818 0.03737 154 131 18 5
7911 The candy man can, cause he mixes it with love 1.1818 0.03998 132 112 16 4
7912 My endocrinologist would have my head! 1.1818 0.04232 121 103 14 4
7913 Nah, neither one of us is a dentist 1.1818 0.03797 143 121 18 4
7914 Is it just me or do you also see Candyland? 1.1818 0.03503 154 129 22 3
7915 It's called a mirage 1.1818 0.03797 143 121 18 4
7916 How long have you been diabetic? 1.1818 0.03503 154 129 22 3
7917 Hey, no cavities. 1.1818 0.03379 154 128 24 2
7918 Just our luck, and I don't even like coconut. 1.1818 0.04048 143 123 14 6
7919 Maybe we'll start that Keto diet next week 1.1818 0.04066 121 102 16 3
7920 Oh snap. I forgot Valentine's Day. 1.1818 0.04140 132 113 14 5
7921 The genie must have heard " Sandyland" 1.1818 0.03797 143 121 18 4
7922 I dunno. Doesn’t look Keto-friendly. 1.1818 0.03924 143 122 16 5
7923 I heard these are popping up all over. 1.1818 0.03503 154 129 22 3
7924 It’s always greener on the other side! 1.1818 0.03528 143 119 22 2
7925 Don't buy it for a minute. It's Shamu that shape shifting shark !! 1.1818 0.04048 143 123 14 6
7926 They call it Pardise Regained if you can get there. 1.1812 0.03419 160 134 23 3
7927 It’s a Mirage 1.1812 0.03532 160 135 21 4
7928 Most people only know the first verse to “The Big Rock Candy Mountain”. 1.1812 0.03642 160 136 19 5
7929 Go figure, we didn't get to the dessert-Ted island 1.1812 0.03532 160 135 21 4
7930 I can swim, but I’m gluten intolerant. So I think I’ll pass. 1.1812 0.03532 160 135 21 4
7931 I should have accepted the Candy Crush request. 1.1812 0.03419 160 134 23 3
7932 I texted The Good Ship Lolly Pop, they will take us there for $20 each. 1.1812 0.03532 160 135 21 4
7933 Candy land is calling. 1.1812 0.03532 160 135 21 4
7934 Talk to me after you cover it in chocolate and add a miracle or two. 1.1812 0.03306 149 123 25 1
7935 I’d be careful, it might be a booby trap. 1.1812 0.03695 149 126 19 4
7936 You had to say you hated The Good Ship Lollipop, didn’t you? 1.1812 0.03816 149 127 17 5
7937 I dont know about you, but after a month on the "Stranded on a Desert Island Diet", I've lost my craving for sweets. 1.1812 0.03695 149 126 19 4
7938 Steady, Al. We're just a few more weeks from our optimum body mass index. 1.1812 0.03570 149 125 21 3
7939 My doc would be very very disappointed in me 1.1812 0.03306 149 123 25 1
7940 , “It must be your hallucination because I’m fructose intolerant.” 1.1812 0.03695 149 126 19 4
7941 I hear she's some sweet trip to the candy shop. 1.1812 0.03570 149 125 21 3
7942 I told you that we should not have listened to our travel agent. 1.1812 0.03570 149 125 21 3
7943 I think God is trying to buy us back again. 1.1812 0.03306 149 123 25 1
7944 Tempting...but not worth the calories. 1.1812 0.03570 149 125 21 3
7945 Is the mirage at least fat-free? 1.1812 0.03742 138 116 19 3
7946 The candy canes. I'm gluten-free. 1.1812 0.03881 138 117 17 4
7947 Careful - I heard that a dentist lives on the other side. 1.1812 0.03742 138 116 19 3
7948 Too bad I just started my sugar-free diet. 1.1812 0.03598 138 115 21 2
7949 You know it's just a mirage. 1.1811 0.03940 127 107 17 3
7950 Yeah but we have to play 1,000 games of Candyland to get there 1.1811 0.03940 127 107 17 3
7951 it's too fattening 1.1811 0.03940 127 107 17 3
7952 The polar ice caps melted and no more Big Rock Candy Mountain.” 1.1811 0.03940 127 107 17 3
7953 Can't say it's bothers me, I never really had a sweet tooth 1.1811 0.03778 127 106 19 2
7954 It's my latest work of conceptual art. 1.1807 0.03449 166 140 22 4
7955 I just wish we would have wordplayed it first. 1.1806 0.03482 155 130 22 3
7956 Too bad they’re not gluten free. 1.1806 0.03600 155 131 20 4
7957 I am tired of the same old stuff on Candy island 1.1806 0.03100 155 127 28 0
7958 I’m sure they have insulin there too! 1.1806 0.03600 155 131 20 4
7959 Carbs to the rescue! 1.1806 0.03715 155 132 18 5
7960 I wouldn't do it. Sugar is so bad for you. 1.1806 0.03600 155 131 20 4
7961 Excellent! With this new diet, it looks like we’re entering the Candyland Dream Phase. This is progress! 1.1806 0.03482 155 130 22 3
7962 No thanks - I'm on a low-carb diet 1.1806 0.03600 155 131 20 4
7963 So near yet so far away. 1.1806 0.03482 155 130 22 3
7964 It’s all yours. I am a gluten-free diabetic. 1.1806 0.03482 155 130 22 3
7965 Me, I gave up sweets when I got here. 1.1806 0.03100 155 127 28 0
7966 I could really go for some of my favorite candied insects right about now. 1.1806 0.03360 155 129 24 2
7967 I agree, its chef Janine’s work. I hear she’s opened her own place. 1.1806 0.03600 155 131 20 4
7968 So, I was reading palm hearts are in season now. 1.1806 0.03506 144 120 22 2
7969 Stay optimistic, we will be getting coconuts soon 1.1806 0.03772 144 122 18 4
7970 Too bad my wife just signed me up for whole 30 1.1806 0.03641 144 121 20 3
7971 I'm glad we're here. I could never keep my diet over there. 1.1806 0.03641 144 121 20 3
7972 And I thought candy crush was hard 1.1806 0.03506 144 120 22 2
7973 It sucks that we're both diabetic." 1.1806 0.03641 144 121 20 3
7974 Yes, I am now sorry I gave up sugar. 1.1806 0.03772 144 122 18 4
7975 Forget it! It isn't gluten free.... 1.1806 0.03641 144 121 20 3
7976 So close and yet... so far. 1.1806 0.04141 144 125 12 7
7977 Yeah, but it's nothing but carbs. 1.1806 0.03772 144 122 18 4
7978 They'll eat us if we get too close 1.1806 0.04022 144 124 14 6
7979 Well if that is Christmas Island the Turkey dinner and gifts will be on the other side. 1.1805 0.03824 133 112 18 3
7980 No thanks. I’m on a low carb diet. 1.1805 0.03824 133 112 18 3
7981 Can you imagine what that would do to your blood sugar?! 1.1805 0.03672 133 111 20 2
7982 Being celiac really sucks, man... 1.1805 0.03672 133 111 20 2
7983 No thanks go ahead, doing low carbs this week 1.1805 0.03824 133 112 18 3
7984 What a shame. I gave up sweets for Lent. 1.1805 0.03513 133 110 22 1
7985 Careful...its a giant candy angler fish! 1.1803 0.03684 122 101 20 1
7986 Ate capitalism 1.1802 0.03370 172 145 23 4
7987 That 1.1801 0.03512 161 136 21 4
7988 That's no mirage. It's a sugar shark. 1.1801 0.03400 161 135 23 3
7989 I picked a fine time to give up sugar. 1.1801 0.03621 161 137 19 5
7990 My dear guests! I am Mr. Roarke, your host. Welcome... to 'Trans-Fat-Free Island'! 1.1801 0.03512 161 136 21 4
7991 Can you swim through Syrup? 1.1800 0.03548 150 126 21 3
7992 You were right ... ordering the fresh fruit medley would have absurd. 1.1800 0.03792 150 128 17 5
7993 Where's the big rock? 1.1800 0.03548 150 126 21 3
7994 A dessert island next to our desert island, and I've got diabetes! 1.1800 0.03792 150 128 17 5
7995 I'd swim over but I'm on a diet. 1.1800 0.03672 150 127 19 4
7996 Can't, I'm on a Carb-ibbean free diet. 1.1800 0.03672 150 127 19 4
7997 Nah, I’m doing Keto. 1.1800 0.03420 150 125 23 2
7998 I don't understand it. We've been here a year and that island just popped up today. 1.1800 0.03908 150 129 15 6
7999 No, the doctor says I have to lower my A1C level. 1.1800 0.03548 150 126 21 3
8000 It'll just give us headaches 1.1800 0.03548 150 126 21 3
8001 It’s tempting, but it’s not for me. 1.1800 0.03548 150 126 21 3
8002 I’d swim over there, but those Oompa Loompas scare me to death! 1.1799 0.03574 139 116 21 2
8003 I mean I love breasts, but can you imagine... 1.1799 0.03855 139 118 17 4
8004 You go ahead--I'm trying to avoid sugar. 1.1799 0.03269 139 114 25 0
8005 You bet’cha there is going to be a price to pay! 1.1799 0.03425 139 115 23 1
8006 Only if we had a wall 1.1799 0.03717 139 117 19 3
8007 At least it would be a sweet rescue. 1.1797 0.03751 128 107 19 2
8008 I shall call you 'Man Cheat-day'. 1.1797 0.03911 128 108 17 3
8009 Sure, but will we be able to make it to Dentist’s Island afterwards? 1.1797 0.03583 128 106 21 1
8010 Sweet Dreams 1.1796 0.03430 167 141 22 4
8011 It’s just a mirage, I think. 1.1795 0.03082 156 128 28 0
8012 . . .ohhh who can take an island. ..! 1.1795 0.04137 117 99 15 3
8013 I'd love to, but I'm doing Whole 30. 1.1795 0.03579 156 132 20 4
8014 It's The Big Rock Candy Island!" 1.1793 0.03484 145 121 22 2
8015 I ordered you the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade on Amazon Prime. 1.1793 0.03748 145 123 18 4
8016 don't fall for it Humphrey... remember last time it was just fool's gold 1.1793 0.03484 145 121 22 2
8017 I didn't spend six years at Giant Candy Cane University to be stared at by two men on an island. 1.1793 0.03748 145 123 18 4
8018 Sorry, there wasn't an option for a sugar-free mirage. 1.1793 0.03748 145 123 18 4
8019 If you could bring 3 things on a deserted island, what would they be? 1.1793 0.03748 145 123 18 4
8020 I told you it would be desserted." "Yeah, but I thought you said it was a rhetorical question! 1.1792 0.03451 173 147 21 5
8021 I wish Mikie was here. 1.1791 0.03798 134 113 18 3
8022 My parents don't allow me to eat sugar... 1.1791 0.03798 134 113 18 3
8023 Trust me, it's a mirage! 1.1791 0.03798 134 113 18 3
8024 Sorry, buddy, it's my fault. This is what I get for wishing I could resist junk-food! 1.1791 0.03798 134 113 18 3
8025 You know, sugar isn't on our diet. 1.1791 0.03490 134 111 22 1
8026 Are you sure you see nude maidens over there? 1.1791 0.03798 134 113 18 3
8027 Just remember; these are shark filled waters! 1.1791 0.03943 134 114 16 4
8028 I'm going to ask Santa for those big candy canes. 1.1791 0.03647 134 112 20 2
8029 But empty calories don't really satisfy you. 1.1791 0.03647 134 112 20 2
8030 I don't man, it looks pretty sweet to me. I say we go for it. 1.1790 0.03705 162 139 17 6
8031 I would rate it somewhere between hula dancers and cannibals. 1.1790 0.03265 162 135 25 2
8032 The carbs, though. 1.1789 0.04005 123 104 16 3
8033 Number one: it's not good for us. Number two: those sneaky sharks. 1.1788 0.03527 151 127 21 3
8034 If only I was not on this low carb sugar free diet. 1.1788 0.03267 151 125 25 1
8035 You're a diabetic? ... No s**t? 1.1788 0.03769 151 129 17 5
8036 Let's name it. How about Wonka Island? 1.1788 0.03267 151 125 25 1
8037 Too bad that I'm on a no carb diet! 1.1786 0.03829 140 119 17 4
8038 I know, but sugar's bad for you. 1.1786 0.03829 140 119 17 4
8039 Boredom really is not far from bliss. 1.1786 0.03829 140 119 17 4
8040 I wonder why they call it "Poison Island"? 1.1786 0.03305 168 141 24 3
8041 I’ll take the Candy Cane 1.1786 0.03829 140 119 17 4
8042 This really challenges validity of the paleo diet theory, doesn't it? 1.1786 0.03961 140 120 15 5
8043 We may be on a desert island, but at least we're an ocean away from diabetes. 1.1786 0.03829 140 119 17 4
8044 Empty calories? We're marooned, no morons." 1.1786 0.03551 140 117 21 2
8045 There goes my Paleo diet 1.1786 0.03829 140 119 17 4
8046 Hey Hansel?" "Yes Gretyl?" "What is that over there? 1.1786 0.03693 140 118 19 3
8047 Aren't you glad you swore off carbs? 1.1786 0.03829 140 119 17 4
8048 The mirages don't know I'm diabetic. 1.1786 0.03693 140 118 19 3
8049 They call it the island of temptation but what's tempting about high blood sugar?" - Chris Knight, London U 1.1786 0.03551 140 117 21 2
8050 What do you think the vegan options are like? 1.1786 0.03635 112 92 20 0
8051 Cheat Island really is a lot closer than it looks. 1.1786 0.03403 140 116 23 1
8052 I knew we had a plastic problem, but this is getting ridiculous. 1.1786 0.03829 140 119 17 4
8053 When I raised Cain about our situation, I didn't mean the raising of candy canes. 1.1786 0.03693 140 118 19 3
8054 I wouldn’t. You promised Edna you’d be dessert free. 1.1783 0.03441 157 132 22 3
8055 Plane carrying Hall & Oats goes down somewhere in the confectionery latitudes. 1.1783 0.03671 157 134 18 5
8056 Bummer being diabetic! 1.1783 0.03671 157 134 18 5
8057 Milo, we leaped to the island of conclusions! 1.1783 0.03558 157 133 20 4
8058 The question is: would you be willing to trade a palm tress for a peppermint stick? 1.1783 0.03558 157 133 20 4
8059 Relax under a palm tree, with unparalleled views sounded much better before we started that sugar detox! 1.1783 0.03558 129 107 21 1
8060 I’m good... I was never really a sweets kinda guy, you know? 1.1783 0.03724 129 108 19 2
8061 A wall sounds like a great idea. 1.1783 0.04036 129 110 15 4
8062 I’m not swimming over there unless I know it’s vegan. 1.1783 0.03558 129 107 21 1
8063 I prefer the vegetation over there. 1.1783 0.03883 129 109 17 3
8064 Man, did I pick the wrong week to give up carbs? 1.1783 0.04036 129 110 15 4
8065 I would, but I'm diabetic. 1.1783 0.04326 129 112 11 6
8066 Too bad you're on the Keto diet. 1.1783 0.03558 129 107 21 1
8067 It's not a "good ship" if it can't serve bacon and eggs for breakfast. 1.1783 0.03558 129 107 21 1
8068 Boy, what I wouldn't give for a lizard tongue right now. 1.1783 0.03883 129 109 17 3
8069 Your mirages are always a little too sweet for me 1.1781 0.03849 146 125 16 5
8070 It’s the Great Angler Shark’s lure, thankfully, my diabetes keeps me away. 1.1781 0.03462 146 122 22 2
8071 Never thought I'd be grateful I'm diabetic. 1.1781 0.03596 146 123 20 3
8072 Next time we travel, remind me to upgrade. 1.1781 0.03596 146 123 20 3
8073 Those cruise excursions certainly break up the boring view! 1.1781 0.03462 146 122 22 2
8074 Actually, sea mirages are as common as desert mirages. 1.1781 0.03849 146 125 16 5
8075 Really makes you rethink your commitment to keto, doesn't it? 1.1781 0.03323 146 121 24 1
8076 I'm having the craziest hallucination Queen Elizabeth! 1.1781 0.03596 146 123 20 3
8077 Swim for it? What's the point. It's not gluten free. 1.1781 0.03849 146 125 16 5
8078 I'm doing Paleo - too many carbs 1.1781 0.03596 146 123 20 3
8079 I agree it looks enticing, but you should know, my dentistry license is not good here. 1.1781 0.03725 146 124 18 4
8080 So tempting...but how about our extreme diet??? 1.1781 0.03725 146 124 18 4
8081 So, where do you wanna go after we leave Whole30 island? 1.1781 0.03725 146 124 18 4
8082 Yes it looks good but your doctor says no sugar 1.1781 0.03596 146 123 20 3
8083 I guess the cartographer forgot that ‘desert’ has one ‘s.’ 1.1781 0.03596 146 123 20 3
8084 I'm watching my calories. 1.1781 0.03596 146 123 20 3
8085 ...and the yacht to get there will arrive tomorrow morning. 1.1779 0.03128 163 135 27 1
8086 If only we hadn’t just committed to Paleo. 1.1778 0.03915 135 115 16 4
8087 You go ahead, I am on a gluten free diet. 1.1778 0.03357 180 153 22 5
8088 That's exactly why I still have these pearly whites. 1.1778 0.03466 135 112 22 1
8089 Sure, inflatables are easy to store, but their Con Ed bill must be sky-high. 1.1778 0.03772 135 114 18 3
8090 I don’t know, my dentist says I need to lay off the sweets. 1.1778 0.03772 135 114 18 3
8091 Diet island. 1.1778 0.03622 135 113 20 2
8092 Unfortunately, my guess is they were made in a facility that also produces salt. 1.1778 0.03622 135 113 20 2
8093 I’m glad we washed up on a gluten-free island. 1.1778 0.03622 135 113 20 2
8094 I can't believe we only chose to bring a book. 1.1778 0.03915 135 115 16 4
8095 Well, I like coconut on my cupcakes. 1.1778 0.03622 135 113 20 2
8096 You know what fuck that island. 1.1778 0.04188 135 117 12 6
8097 I thought getting away from carbs would be the big plus of being marooned 1.1778 0.03915 135 115 16 4
8098 But are they gluten and dairy free? 1.1776 0.03746 152 130 17 5
8099 This is what being on a keto diet means. 1.1776 0.03379 152 127 23 2
8100 Curse them fine hallucinations! 1.1776 0.03628 152 129 19 4
8101 it’s not good for our health anyway... 1.1776 0.03628 152 129 19 4
8102 Just hope whoever baked that doesn’t come back on Atkins, looking for protein. 1.1776 0.03505 152 128 21 3
8103 Interesting plan, but I'm not sure the Good Ship Lollipop is real. 1.1776 0.03972 152 132 13 7
8104 …but it’s a cupcake!”, she exclaimed. “A true countryman never leaves his comfort zone, Madeleine. 1.1776 0.03628 152 129 19 4
8105 Do you think the hens lay soft boiled eggs? 1.1776 0.03505 152 128 21 3
8106 If you want to eat all that refined sugar - go ahead. I'm staying here. 1.1776 0.03505 152 128 21 3
8107 All those sweets and nothing to wash it down with but saltwater? No thank you! 1.1775 0.03594 169 145 18 6
8108 It looks inviting, but before getting on our flight, my doctor said I needed to start watching my cholesterol. 1.1774 0.04136 124 106 14 4
8109 Naw, I don’t have a toothbrush. 1.1774 0.04292 124 107 12 5
8110 You go ahead, I'm on a Keto diet right now. 1.1773 0.03935 141 121 15 5
8111 I'M not gonna say it...YOU say it. 1.1773 0.03669 141 119 19 3
8112 I'm off sugar, how about you? 1.1773 0.03669 141 119 19 3
8113 Your first wish should have been to speak the same language as your wish-granting genie 1.1773 0.04185 141 123 11 7
8114 I bet there's food over there. 1.1773 0.03804 141 120 17 4
8115 The keto diet isn't all it's cracked up to be anyway. 1.1773 0.03669 141 119 19 3
8116 It's too bad I'm low-carb, eh? 1.1773 0.03669 141 119 19 3
8117 I would...but it's not Keto. 1.1773 0.03935 141 121 15 5
8118 Don't even think about it; your cholesterol is high enough as it is! 1.1773 0.03528 141 118 21 2
8119 Do you think it's a mirage, or Mar-A-Lago? 1.1773 0.04062 141 122 13 6
8120 What happened to the good ship "Lollipop"? 1.1773 0.03804 141 120 17 4
8121 I knew I should have played more Candyland as a kid. 1.1773 0.03804 141 120 17 4
8122 Shirley Temples island. On the good ship lollipop I’m going 1.1772 0.03048 158 130 28 0
8123 Tempting, but I'm on a low carb diet. 1.1772 0.03421 158 133 22 3
8124 We'll have to talk to Nemo about getting some healthier care packages from the Nautilus. 1.1772 0.03301 158 132 24 2
8125 Hansel and Gretel Fan Fiction, Entry #271 1.1772 0.03537 158 134 20 4
8126 I wish I'd picked a different month to go low-carb. 1.1772 0.03537 158 134 20 4
8127 What makes you so sure we're not on Candy Island? 1.1772 0.03537 158 134 20 4
8128 My stomach tells me to swim to the sweet side. 1.1772 0.03649 158 135 18 5
8129 You go ahead. I'm on Atkins. 1.1772 0.03864 158 137 14 7
8130 We are so lucky that we started our coconut only diet before our shipwreck. 1.1770 0.04396 113 97 12 4
8131 The say sugar will kill you. 1.1769 0.04007 130 111 15 4
8132 This island is one S away from diabetes. 1.1769 0.03698 130 109 19 2
8133 No, I have zero interest in playing Candyland. 1.1769 0.04295 130 113 11 6
8134 Don't forget, the grass is always sweeter... 1.1769 0.03856 130 110 17 3
8135 I don’t know...maybe the candy canes are gluten-free. 1.1769 0.03533 130 108 21 1
8136 Glad we’re not stuck on that island – gluten makes me gassy. 1.1769 0.03856 130 110 17 3
8137 At least we have some shade! 1.1769 0.03698 130 109 19 2
8138 Little did they know it was a whale. 1.1769 0.04007 130 111 15 4
8139 I'd bring a spoon 1.1769 0.03440 147 123 22 2
8140 We've waited a loooong time for dessert! 1.1769 0.03945 147 127 14 6
8141 On the Good Ship Lollipop It's a sweet trip to a candy shop Where bon bons play On the sunny beach of Peppermint Bay 1.1769 0.03573 147 124 20 3
8142 Just my luck, sugar and empty carbs! 1.1769 0.03825 147 126 16 5
8143 Yeah, but think of the calories? 1.1769 0.03825 147 126 16 5
8144 I'm keto so I don't think it would be worth the swim. 1.1769 0.03945 147 127 14 6
8145 I got tired of playing Candy Land with my daughter every day, so I decided to make it more interesting...Unfortunately they love it even more... 1.1769 0.03573 147 124 20 3
8146 You see a rescue ship right? Not exactly. 1.1769 0.03573 147 124 20 3
8147 I always loved playing Candyland. 1.1768 0.03453 164 139 21 4
8148 Well for sure I'm re-evaluating my paleo diet. 1.1765 0.03606 153 130 19 4
8149 I won't make the same mistake again. 1.1765 0.03598 136 114 20 2
8150 But I can’t swim! You dog paddle and get me those cookies. 1.1765 0.03484 153 129 21 3
8151 Big Rock Candy Mountain, redux 1.1765 0.03484 153 129 21 3
8152 Look, the Goodship Lollypop is finally here! 1.1765 0.03746 136 115 18 3
8153 ... And our cholesterol levels would be through the roof. 1.1765 0.03723 153 131 17 5
8154 Yeah, that makes sense. 1.1765 0.03837 153 132 15 6
8155 Are we allowed to have dessert before our main course? 1.1765 0.03598 136 114 20 2
8156 I'm feeling like it might be time to go off my Keto diet. 1.1765 0.03746 136 115 18 3
8157 Too bad I am on a low glutton diet. But why don't you go ahead. 1.1765 0.03359 153 128 23 2
8158 Satan's place. Sand is hotter than Hell. Year round too. 1.1765 0.03598 136 114 20 2
8159 Man I was thinking of the other kind of des(s)ert 1.1765 0.03746 136 115 18 3
8160 so , do you think we should break our diets? 1.1765 0.03746 136 115 18 3
8161 I'm so glad to hear that you won't misspell desserted next time. 1.1765 0.03484 153 129 21 3
8162 My sweet tooth is killing me. 1.1765 0.03484 153 129 21 3
8163 I thought dessert always came after dinner 1.1765 0.03889 136 116 16 4
8164 No processed palm oil on OUR island. 1.1765 0.03723 153 131 17 5
8165 I picked the wrong month to give up sweets. 1.1765 0.03746 136 115 18 3
8166 This is nothing. Last year I did Whole30! 1.1765 0.03484 153 129 21 3
8167 Don't tell me about your mirage...plus, I'm on a diet! 1.1765 0.03606 153 130 19 4
8168 Look on the bright side. This cleanse would be much tougher over there. 1.1765 0.03359 153 128 23 2
8169 The Good Ship Lollipop is on the way. 1.1765 0.03228 153 127 25 1
8170 Actually, I found the lesson on "ascent" and "assent" at Mt. Everest much more challenging. 1.1765 0.03476 170 145 20 5
8171 WOW, the good ship loly pop! 1.1761 0.03628 159 136 18 5
8172 The Good Ship Lollipop, HAH! 1.1761 0.03283 159 133 24 2
8173 I'll wait for the savouries. 1.1761 0.03517 159 135 20 4
8174 Maybe this was a bad time to try Whole 30. 1.1761 0.03628 159 136 18 5
8175 I think I need my medication. 1.1761 0.03517 159 135 20 4
8176 Stay with me or go for the sweets--it's a false choice, really. 1.1761 0.03505 142 119 21 2
8177 I bet they envy our Paleolithic diet. 1.1761 0.03909 142 122 15 5
8178 They call it "Paradise Island." 1.1761 0.03645 142 120 19 3
8179 I hear when you get up close it’s a little bit off-putting. 1.1761 0.03360 142 118 23 1
8180 Just as well. I'm gluten free. 1.1761 0.03645 142 120 19 3
8181 The good news is, I'm on a diet. 1.1761 0.03207 142 117 25 0
8182 *Mirage carbs or mirage calories. You can't have both." 1.1761 0.03779 142 121 17 4
8183 Your right, you promised me a secluded tropical island vacation ........ not Candy-land. 1.1761 0.03779 142 121 17 4
8184 You're right, it does look better from back here 1.1761 0.03779 142 121 17 4
8185 Want to see who gets there first? 1.1761 0.03505 142 119 21 2
8186 Well, this is one way to guarantee a sugar free diet. 1.1761 0.03505 142 119 21 2
8187 Eat your heart out! 1.1761 0.03505 142 119 21 2
8188 But it's not paleo or gluten-free. 1.1760 0.03778 125 105 18 2
8189 I'm waiting for some gluten free options. 1.1760 0.03778 125 105 18 2
8190 I don't swim. 1.1760 0.03420 125 103 22 0
8191 Looks tempting,but it just not part of my Paleo diet. 1.1760 0.03604 125 104 20 1
8192 Where do you think the gluten-free island is? 1.1758 0.03434 165 140 21 4
8193 I bet Fred's the donut. 1.1757 0.03678 148 126 18 4
8194 I don't really have a sweet tooth. 1.1757 0.03551 148 125 20 3
8195 Must be the Candyland Expansion. 1.1757 0.03920 148 128 14 6
8196 Not on my watch. 1.1757 0.03419 148 124 22 2
8197 I wish your spelling was not that good 1.1757 0.03551 148 125 20 3
8198 Horatio. Darn it! We go on weight loss retreat and that Abu Dhabi food barge just won't leave us alone. 1.1757 0.03801 148 127 16 5
8199 That mirage wouldn't bother you if you were doing Paleo. 1.1757 0.03801 148 127 16 5
8200 You may feel great at first, but then—the carb crash. Plus, it isn’t gluten-free. 1.1757 0.03419 148 124 22 2
8201 Not for me I’m watching my weight. 1.1757 0.03419 148 124 22 2
8202 I would if my A1C wasn’t so high 1.1757 0.03678 148 126 18 4
8203 Too bad I’m on a gluten-free diet. 1.1757 0.03419 148 124 22 2
8204 It’s either a mirage, or there’s a big baker somewhere. 1.1757 0.03551 148 125 20 3
8205 Are you hungry? 1.1757 0.03801 148 127 16 5
8206 Actually, I really don't yearn to be young again. 1.1757 0.03551 148 125 20 3
8207 30 days on Keto Island should do the trick. 1.1756 0.03979 131 112 15 4
8208 You should have let me roll the dice. 1.1756 0.03672 131 110 19 2
8209 It's times like this that I wish I wasn't on my diet. 1.1756 0.03508 131 109 21 1
8210 Big deal—I'm gluten free anyway 1.1756 0.03829 131 111 17 3
8211 lets visit the island across the way, wouldn't that be sweet? 1.1756 0.03829 131 111 17 3
8212 Could we contact the travel company for a room upgrade honey ? 1.1754 0.03356 171 145 22 4
8213 Say, why don't we swim over to that island? It's filled with enormous candy and pastries, while this one lacks food alltogether. By the way, have you ever noticed that the words "desert" and "dessert" are only one letter apart? 1.1754 0.03144 171 143 26 2
8214 Is that on the Keto Diet? 1.1753 0.03584 154 131 19 4
8215 Pity I gave up carbs and sugar. 1.1753 0.03701 154 132 17 5
8216 Believe in global warming now? We're sitting on top of Hawaii, and over yonder is the peak of the Big Rock Candy Mountain. 1.1752 0.03862 137 117 16 4
8217 No! Our cholesterol will spike. 1.1752 0.03574 137 115 20 2
8218 I don't see it- but I am getting tired of coconuts. 1.1752 0.03862 137 117 16 4
8219 Gosh darn it Kyle! I though you said Desert. 1.1752 0.03862 137 117 16 4
8220 I wish the sharks would go away! 1.1752 0.03862 137 117 16 4
8221 I would, but I'm on keto. 1.1752 0.03721 137 116 18 3
8222 Too bad it’s only a mirage! 1.1750 0.03496 160 136 20 4
8223 Yeah, they do look organized and hungry. 1.1750 0.03607 160 137 18 5
8224 This was the low calorie marooned option 1.1750 0.04042 120 102 15 3
8225 Didn't I see an ice cold milk ferry pass us a few minutes ago? 1.1748 0.03621 143 121 19 3
8226 You contemplating "your just deserts?" 1.1748 0.03755 143 122 17 4
8227 Oh, my, it's the good ship Sugar Shop! 1.1748 0.03755 143 122 17 4
8228 Do you think we have a good enough reason not to play Candyland? 1.1748 0.03338 143 119 23 1
8229 To me, it still looks like a pile of junk. On the other hand, you no longer resemble a dead bush. So I guess on some level this has been a pretty good vacation for both of us. 1.1748 0.03755 143 122 17 4
8230 Boy, weight watchers has really gone too far this time! 1.1748 0.03755 143 122 17 4
8231 Better not try it. I understand the sharks have a sweet tooth. 1.1748 0.03483 143 120 21 2
8232 Okay, so it's an illusion that in our shared delusion is real? 1.1748 0.03755 143 122 17 4
8233 So you really are a diabetic? 1.1747 0.03818 166 145 13 8
8234 I’m sure they have a gluten-free option. 1.1746 0.03916 126 107 16 3
8235 I think of it as "deserted" with one "s." At least here we have each other. 1.1746 0.03916 126 107 16 3
8236 I think I'm starting to hallucinate, Magical pixie. 1.1745 0.03529 149 126 20 3
8237 That sucks. I just started my Keto diet. 1.1745 0.03529 149 126 20 3
8238 I think it's Putin's "Good Ship Lollipop" trolling for Trump votes in 2020, 1.1745 0.03655 149 127 18 4
8239 I picked the wrong day to start this diet. 1.1745 0.03529 149 126 20 3
8240 testing 1.1745 0.03655 149 127 18 4
8241 Lets pass on the a mirage a la carte. 1.1745 0.03529 149 126 20 3
8242 Yep, we should have listened to our mom's and taken swimming lessons... 1.1745 0.03529 149 126 20 3
8243 No, it’s just another cruise ship! 1.1745 0.03777 149 128 16 5
8244 Sea mirage you say and here I thought it was from our sunken shipment of pool toys 1.1745 0.03655 149 127 18 4
8245 Want to go for a swim ? 1.1745 0.03398 149 125 22 2
8246 How come we don't have any of that on the South Beach? 1.1744 0.03536 172 148 18 6
8247 Vegan's Paradise 1.1744 0.03338 172 146 22 4
8248 Are there sharks on the way to Candyland? 1.1744 0.03631 172 149 16 7
8249 Candyland is my favorite game 1.1742 0.03802 132 112 17 3
8250 But think about how many calories we’re saving 1.1742 0.03646 132 111 19 2
8251 I know it looks tempting, but I’m trying to cut down on sweets. 1.1742 0.03646 132 111 19 2
8252 And I thought "Candy Land" was just a board game! 1.1742 0.03802 132 112 17 3
8253 Eh, I think their original location is better. 1.1742 0.03563 155 132 19 4
8254 I gave up sugar for the new year. 1.1742 0.03190 155 129 25 1
8255 So close yet so far away. 1.1742 0.03190 155 129 25 1
8256 As a dessert, the floating island is just not that satisfying. 1.1742 0.03319 155 130 23 2
8257 Looks good, but it will be bad for our teeth. 1.1742 0.03678 155 133 17 5
8258 I told you to proof read before this story went to print!" 1.1739 0.03696 138 117 18 3
8259 I was never much for sweets, I'm more of a salty guy. 1.1739 0.03550 138 116 20 2
8260 Yes, I still stand by my "desert island book" choice. 1.1739 0.03476 161 137 20 4
8261 I see why Columbus bypassed this deserted island to sail to that desert-ed island 1.1739 0.03476 161 137 20 4
8262 Let’s put our flag on those candy canes! 1.1739 0.03245 161 135 24 2
8263 Nah. I'm on a low glycemic regimen. 1.1739 0.03363 161 136 22 3
8264 So how long have you been a vegan? 1.1739 0.03245 161 135 24 2
8265 Not if it has gluten 1.1739 0.03550 138 116 20 2
8266 The upside to climate change is fewer temptations. 1.1739 0.03972 138 119 14 5
8267 No thanks, I'm done with that yo-yo diet craze. 1.1739 0.03696 138 117 18 3
8268 I guess the grass is always greener...... 1.1739 0.03696 138 117 18 3
8269 I can’t I’m on Whole 30 1.1739 0.03245 161 135 24 2
8270 gluten free? 1.1739 0.03363 161 136 22 3
8271 Yes, but is it gluten free? 1.1739 0.03696 138 117 18 3
8272 That's Selma and Jack over there.They won the Grand Prize on one of those TV quiz shows. 1.1739 0.03836 138 118 16 4
8273 C'mon. I need a donut. 1.1739 0.03363 161 136 22 3
8274 Every sweet tooth is an island unto itself. 1.1737 0.03500 167 143 19 5
8275 It may seem risky now but trust me, that place was loaded with triglycerides. 1.1736 0.03859 144 124 15 5
8276 I would swim over there but I just started my new Keto diet. 1.1736 0.03598 144 122 19 3
8277 Dang, we con't post a picture of that. 1.1736 0.03317 144 120 23 1
8278 See, looking at it doesn't add calories. 1.1736 0.03731 144 123 17 4
8279 Ignore it. It's new WW tempt! I have 5lbs to go. 1.1736 0.03317 144 120 23 1
8280 Gluten, dairy, sugar, NO WAY! 1.1736 0.03598 144 122 19 3
8281 If only I weren't paleo. 1.1736 0.03598 144 122 19 3
8282 It was very nice, but the dentist bills were killing us. 1.1736 0.03598 144 122 19 3
8283 Believe me, it’s a lure. 1.1736 0.03598 144 122 19 3
8284 So how will you know when your sugar levels get low? 1.1736 0.03317 144 120 23 1
8285 These are the moments I wish I knew how to swim. 1.1736 0.03835 121 102 17 2
8286 I left off the "S" for savings. 1.1734 0.03217 173 146 24 3
8287 Doesn't look gluten-free anyway. 1.1734 0.03420 173 148 20 5
8288 What's that saying about "always greener on the other side?" No truer words eh? 1.1733 0.03377 150 126 22 2
8289 I have diabetes anyway. 1.1733 0.03633 150 128 18 4
8290 Think I'm going to stick with this no carbs diet. 1.1733 0.03507 150 127 20 3
8291 Relax, my clients swear by the Isle of Candy hypnotherapy. 1.1733 0.03242 150 125 24 1
8292 We should probably stop talking about food so loudly, whenever the sharks are present. 1.1733 0.03242 150 125 24 1
8293 Tempting, but I gotta pass. I'm on Whole 30. 1.1733 0.03754 150 129 16 5
8294 Those dolphins out there look like candy canes and cupcakes. 1.1733 0.03633 150 128 18 4
8295 Feb 13th.... It's not or never. After tomorrow it goes back under the sea for a thousand years. 1.1733 0.03507 150 127 20 3
8296 I think you are seeing a mirage! 1.1733 0.03633 150 128 18 4
8297 "Let's go see if it sparks our bliss." 1.1733 0.03242 150 125 24 1
8298 Wanna go halfsies on the palm tree? 1.1732 0.03888 127 108 16 3
8299 I swear, before global waming there was nothing but a wall between us. 1.1732 0.03724 127 107 18 2
8300 You were right, it's spelled with two esses. 1.1732 0.03888 127 108 16 3
8301 Not a single thing on my diet. 1.1732 0.03724 127 107 18 2
8302 Too bad you can't swim and I'm on the keto diet 1.1732 0.03552 127 106 20 1
8303 Nah, we would only get cavities, and there is no dentist here. 1.1732 0.03724 127 107 18 2
8304 I'm glad we are on a sugar free diet 1.1732 0.03151 179 151 25 3
8305 Let's jump on the Good Ship Lollipop! 1.1731 0.03541 156 133 19 4
8306 Don't know about you, but I'm watching my weight. 1.1731 0.03300 156 131 23 2
8307 You still think it's a mirage?! 1.1731 0.03423 156 132 21 3
8308 It isn’t inappropriate. We were on the good ship Lollypop. 1.1731 0.03300 156 131 23 2
8309 So this is why they asked on the diet-program-application if we'd ever had swim lessons. 1.1731 0.03300 156 131 23 2
8310 But you promised me you'd go gluten free this year 1.1729 0.04066 133 115 13 5
8311 I think I am having a dejà vu, George. 1.1729 0.04066 133 115 13 5
8312 The problem is once you have sugar you start craving it. 1.1729 0.03292 133 110 23 0
8313 I'm supposed to watch my sugar levels. 1.1729 0.03460 133 111 21 1
8314 Good thing I'm a vegan. 1.1729 0.03775 133 113 17 3
8315 Another sign of Global Warming, or the Coast Guard has one hell of a sweet tooth! 1.1729 0.03460 133 111 21 1
8316 Think of all the keytones we're burning. 1.1729 0.03775 133 113 17 3
8317 It's what's left of the Big Rock Candy Mountains. That William Happer, man... 1.1729 0.03460 133 111 21 1
8318 I thought this diet would be harder. 1.1729 0.04066 133 115 13 5
8319 How many 'esses' do you spell that with? 1.1729 0.03621 133 112 19 2
8320 Diabetech startup? 1.1728 0.03344 162 137 22 3
8321 I’m more of a lean coconut kinda diet... 1.1728 0.03456 162 138 20 4
8322 Of all the times to start my new keto diet. 1.1728 0.03456 162 138 20 4
8323 You still have that mover’s number? 1.1727 0.03376 139 116 22 1
8324 If only they'd give up their nuclear arms program... 1.1727 0.03945 139 120 14 5
8325 Do you think there could be a banana boat over there too?'' "I don't know but it just keeps getting sweeter. 1.1727 0.03671 139 118 18 3
8326 But at least we have a mnemonic device. 1.1727 0.03945 139 120 14 5
8327 I miss Candy Crush - I wish I didn't lose my phone. 1.1727 0.03671 139 118 18 3
8328 It's either starvation or diabetes ... never a joy in life. 1.1727 0.03527 139 117 20 2
8329 Are you sure the "Use By date" is not over? 1.1727 0.03527 139 117 20 2
8330 Ya, but what about your A1C levels? 1.1726 0.03044 168 140 27 1
8331 Wrong again. The double-s is in dessert, not desert. Let's go for double or nothing: Doughnut? or do-nut? 1.1726 0.03377 168 143 21 4
8332 I always imagined the atmospherics would conform to Sting's "Message in a Bottle", didn't you? 1.1724 0.03439 145 122 21 2
8333 I'm wondering if we should reconsider our sugar-free policy. 1.1724 0.03707 145 124 17 4
8334 A few more feet and we would have gotten a gated community. 1.1724 0.03575 145 123 19 3
8335 Good plan. And now we wait for cheat day. 1.1724 0.03439 145 122 21 2
8336 I thought you said "Candy Island" was just a Fake news hoax. 1.1724 0.03575 145 123 19 3
8337 Hey - I could deal with greener grass 1.1724 0.03148 145 120 25 0
8338 Am I dreaming, or is that a UFO? 1.1724 0.03296 145 121 23 1
8339 I don‘t know if they are vegan. But the sharks aren‘t! 1.1724 0.03707 145 124 17 4
8340 My sweet tooth was always my downfall. 1.1724 0.03707 145 124 17 4
8341 The best thing with the Paleo diet is just to put sugar and carbs right out of your mind... 1.1724 0.03575 145 123 19 3
8342 Frankly, it's not worth the diabetes. 1.1724 0.03439 145 122 21 2
8343 Is it one "S" or two? Boy, I could kill for a dictionary right now. 1.1724 0.03834 145 125 15 5
8344 I've only ever been here before on the keto diet. 1.1724 0.03296 145 121 23 1
8345 I wouldn't. We'd only put on weight. 1.1724 0.03575 145 123 19 3
8346 Must be one of those quantum fluctuations. 1.1724 0.03575 145 123 19 3
8347 I told you we shouldn't have crossed the Duke of Swirl. 1.1724 0.03575 145 123 19 3
8348 My dietitian would kill me. 1.1722 0.03610 151 129 18 4
8349 Hon, next time I'll fly. 1.1722 0.03610 151 129 18 4
8350 You're full of surprises. Where did you find the palm oil? 1.1722 0.03357 151 127 22 2
8351 Dieting is tough on this island. 1.1722 0.03357 151 127 22 2
8352 The Tardís has really been on the fritz lately. 1.1722 0.03610 151 129 18 4
8353 I’m not going there intil we have a dentist on retainer!” 1.1722 0.03731 151 130 16 5
8354 It’s already been licked by Ariana Grande. 1.1721 0.03806 122 103 17 2
8355 I know it's a mirage, because those cupcakes definitely have gluten in them 1.1721 0.03624 122 102 19 1
8356 Are you having visions of sugar plums dancing in your head? 1.1721 0.03806 122 103 17 2
8357 Your entire diet is a mirage. 1.1720 0.03403 157 133 21 3
8358 I WANT THE CANDY CANE!!! 1.1720 0.03521 157 134 19 4
8359 My mind is taking "decadent mirage" to a whole new level right now. 1.1720 0.03521 157 134 19 4
8360 It’s my Bali Hai 1.1720 0.03280 157 132 23 2
8361 Would you get me that cake? 1.1720 0.03521 157 134 19 4
8362 That's the islet of langerhans 1.1720 0.03853 157 137 13 7
8363 (this is for last week, please oh please count it:) You're in luck, this clinic still carries snake oil 1.1719 0.04166 128 111 12 5
8364 Do you think they'll have any gluten-free options? 1.1719 0.03860 128 109 16 3
8365 Let's roll the dice on this Candy Land. 1.1718 0.03545 163 140 18 5
8366 Wait, so Survivor had a Goodship Lollypop episode? 1.1716 0.03896 134 115 15 4
8367 But my HDL is really high 1.1716 0.03437 134 112 21 1
8368 Too late . We're out of cappucchino . 1.1716 0.03437 134 112 21 1
8369 'On the Good Ship Lollipop' is still my personal favorite, regardless. 1.1716 0.03437 134 112 21 1
8370 When you choose island A bit the prize was on island B 1.1716 0.03749 134 114 17 3
8371 I never thought that this is what Candy Land would really be like. 1.1716 0.03749 134 114 17 3
8372 Is that a desert island or a dessert island? No need to answer. Just surprise me with something yummy - NOW! 1.1716 0.04174 134 117 11 6
8373 MIRAGE 1.1716 0.03596 134 113 19 2
8374 I didn't know extra terrestrials had a sweet tooth ! 1.1716 0.03896 134 115 15 4
8375 Thanks but I'll pass. I doubt anything over there is gluten free. 1.1716 0.04037 134 116 13 5
8376 China could have had our island for a lot less. 1.1716 0.03596 134 113 19 2
8377 -If only there was a way to safely move our bodies across the water with let's say coordinated moves. -If only I were stuck here with someone else. 1.1714 0.03647 140 119 18 3
8378 You can do it Gerald, just think of the type II diabetes. 1.1714 0.03503 140 118 20 2
8379 Couldn't you have been more specific when you dragged me into your "desserted" island scenario?" 1.1714 0.03647 140 119 18 3
8380 This is my least favorite diet since that paleo stuff. 1.1714 0.03647 140 119 18 3
8381 So, did you catch the Grammys? 1.1714 0.03647 140 119 18 3
8382 Aren’t you a dentist? You will finally be back in business. 1.1714 0.03503 140 118 20 2
8383 Think we can get over and back? 1.1714 0.03383 175 150 20 5
8384 Too many calories. 1.1714 0.03503 140 118 20 2
8385 pffffft.....all carbs.... 1.1714 0.03647 140 119 18 3
8386 That's a mirage, right? 1.1714 0.03647 140 119 18 3
8387 Nah, I think I'll skip dessert this year. 1.1714 0.03919 140 121 14 5
8388 No. I'll wait here. I'm in ketosis. 1.1714 0.02970 175 146 28 1
8389 After the Great Pacific Garbage Patch, is this the next Great Pacific Junk Food Patch?!?! 1.1714 0.03919 140 121 14 5
8390 How can we get to Candyland without a dinghy? 1.1714 0.03354 140 117 22 1
8391 Can you make dinner? 1.1712 0.03683 146 125 17 4
8392 If that’s the sunny beach of Peppermint Bay, where are the bon-bons? 1.1712 0.03683 146 125 17 4
8393 Man, keto is really making these mirages insane. 1.1712 0.03417 146 123 21 2
8394 So I guess it is OK to eat dessert first. 1.1712 0.04022 111 94 15 2
8395 I don't care, I started a new diet last week. 1.1711 0.03203 152 127 24 1
8396 I afraid I'd get diabetic shock If I swim there 1.1711 0.03337 152 128 22 2
8397 I know you've been using my toothbrush again. 1.1711 0.03465 152 129 20 3
8398 Yes,but is it vegan, gluten free and keto? 1.1711 0.03337 152 128 22 2
8399 On my diet, I'm glad I never learned to swim. 1.1711 0.03588 152 130 18 4
8400 It's also the home of the Good Ship Lolipop 1.1711 0.03337 152 128 22 2
8401 I'm trying to cut back on sweets. 1.1711 0.03337 152 128 22 2
8402 Vegans. 1.1711 0.03465 152 129 20 3
8403 I’ll go with you, but only if you are really sure they are vegan and gluten free” 1.1709 0.03261 158 133 23 2
8404 I told Willy Wonka this would happen if he didn't pay the Oompa Loompas. 1.1709 0.03500 158 135 19 4
8405 You could be right. Maybe it is a floating island puff pastry piece obit with a misspelling. 1.1709 0.03500 158 135 19 4
8406 I'm up for a dunkin' right about now! 1.1707 0.03950 123 105 15 3
8407 First one to the cupcake wins the dessert island challenge. 1.1706 0.03542 170 147 17 6
8408 What are the odds we get caught sneaking ashore by an Oompa-Loompa ? 1.1705 0.03671 129 109 18 2
8409 Damn! I​ knew we should have taken the Good Ship Lollipop​​! 1.1705 0.04136 129 112 12 5
8410 Wayne Thiebaud was marooned there. 1.1705 0.03671 129 109 18 2
8411 I wonder if it's vegan. 1.1705 0.03987 129 111 14 4
8412 Happy 10th Anniversary! Ordered it via Message-in-the-Bottle.com 1.1705 0.03832 129 110 16 3
8413 I wish Global Warming would make up its mind. 1.1705 0.03268 176 150 22 4
8414 Look at that Dad!- You're so old that even heaven broke out of the sky looking for you. 1.1704 0.03414 135 113 21 1
8415 Vegan, and a short swim, but you’ll regret the calories. 1.1704 0.03724 135 115 17 3
8416 When mom says that we have food at home. 1.1704 0.03724 135 115 17 3
8417 Glad I can eat my half! Mirage doesn't affect my diabetes. 1.1704 0.03414 135 113 21 1
8418 Okay, so if you were stranded on a desert island, what's the one thing you couldn't live without?" "This game really isn't fun anymore, George. You're just gonna have to stop. 1.1704 0.03724 135 115 17 3
8419 It was supposed to be “THE GOOD SHIP”! 1.1704 0.03724 135 115 17 3
8420 Sun and salt make for sweet dreams. 1.1702 0.03332 141 118 22 1
8421 It’s a typo- there’s only supposed to be one “s.” 1.1702 0.03623 141 120 18 3
8422 I guess Santa did exist at the North Pole. 1.1702 0.03623 141 120 18 3
8423 They salvaged what they could, but in the end the Good Ship Lollypop sunk. 1.1702 0.03481 141 119 20 2
8424 Top 5 must-haves on a dessert island - you pick first. 1.1702 0.03623 141 120 18 3
8425 I wonder if they dream about us. 1.1702 0.03760 141 121 16 4
8426 Ah - the lure of temptation - You can swim through murky waters for dessert or you can "feast" on vegetables, here. Your choice! 1.1702 0.03481 141 119 20 2
8427 Quick, what are your top 5 dessert island mix tape songs? 1.1702 0.03623 141 120 18 3
8428 I have a case of the munchies. 1.1702 0.03332 141 118 22 1
8429 It's December 24th! 1.1702 0.03332 141 118 22 1
8430 I told you we shouldn't have started that diet. 1.1702 0.03623 141 120 18 3
8431 I'm concerned about the round things. Are they eyes? They scare me. 1.1702 0.03893 141 122 14 5
8432 Oh darn! I gave up sweets for Lent 1.1701 0.03660 147 126 17 4
8433 Looks a lot like Mount Dessert Island 1.1701 0.03396 147 124 21 2
8434 Did you know, there's no skill involved with Candyland™? It's all predetermined by how the cards are shuffled. 1.1701 0.03785 147 127 15 5
8435 Tell me that’s an hallucination! 1.1701 0.03256 147 123 23 1
8436 I'm in the middle of Whole30, so I'd rather just draw straws if that works for you? 1.1701 0.03396 147 124 21 2
8437 Diabetic or keto? 1.1701 0.03256 147 123 23 1
8438 If we eat all that we may need a dentist. 1.1701 0.03396 147 124 21 2
8439 See, I told you there was a misprint in our travel brochure! 1.1701 0.03660 147 126 17 4
8440 Man, you sure picked the wrong time to do Keto. 1.1701 0.03906 147 128 13 6
8441 This Survivor: Candy Land season isn't so sweet after all. 1.1701 0.03396 147 124 21 2
8442 Wishing won't make it so 1.1699 0.03317 153 129 22 2
8443 I wish we were playing CandyLand 1.1699 0.03685 153 132 16 5
8444 Well it's a good thing I'm on a gluten-free diet. 1.1699 0.03444 153 130 20 3
8445 Ever make love atop a cheesecake? 1.1699 0.03685 153 132 16 5
8446 They can only see you if you move. 1.1699 0.03317 153 129 22 2
8447 Fantasy Island step back - here's Fantasy land 1.1698 0.03243 159 134 23 2
8448 It’s Paradise Island. 1.1698 0.03363 159 135 21 3
8449 Yeah, but I'm going Keto. Remember? 1.1698 0.03592 159 137 17 5
8450 Washington DC seems so far away 1.1698 0.03363 159 135 21 3
8451 You’ll have to have them all pulled out after the Savoy truffle. 1.1698 0.03480 159 136 19 4
8452 I would pass : on the Coconut Macaroons 1.1696 0.03322 171 146 21 4
8453 Sorry, honey, too bad you're diabetic. 1.1695 0.04222 118 102 12 4
8454 I must have left one letter out. 1.1694 0.03921 124 106 15 3
8455 Even the mirages did not stay immune to the politically incorrect hysteria - no more mermaids! 1.1694 0.03570 124 104 19 1
8456 I'd rather wait for another island raised by global warming to come by. With our luck, those are just sand sculptures, ya know? 1.1694 0.03750 124 105 17 2
8457 These trees are organic. 1.1692 0.03958 130 112 14 4
8458 I didn't know we were so close to Fire Island... 1.1692 0.04249 130 114 10 6
8459 '"Been like this all my life." 1.1692 0.03805 130 111 16 3
8460 At least we don't have to worry about counting calories. 1.1691 0.03698 136 116 17 3
8461 Oh darn! I just went on a no sugar diet. 1.1691 0.03843 136 117 15 4
8462 Big whoopee pie. 1.1691 0.03843 136 117 15 4
8463 I tried Uber, but I'm not a great speller. 1.1691 0.03391 136 114 21 1
8464 Is that the top of a Martian's head? 1.1691 0.03982 136 118 13 5
8465 Just my luck - I'm on a low carb diet! 1.1691 0.03548 136 115 19 2
8466 I called for one partridge in a pear tree and one golden goose. 1.1691 0.03698 136 116 17 3
8467 You can go for it if you want but I'll pass. It's this gluten free diet I'm on. 1.1691 0.03843 136 117 15 4
8468 Thank goodness I only did keto in January. 1.1691 0.03391 136 114 21 1
8469 We need to start the Paleo diet. 1.1691 0.03548 136 115 19 2
8470 This is nothing like being stuck in molasses swamp 1.1691 0.03698 136 116 17 3
8471 IT’S JUST AS ASYMMETRICAL AS OUR ISLAND. 1.1691 0.03698 136 116 17 3
8472 Thank god I'm doing Paleo. 1.1691 0.03843 136 117 15 4
8473 I gotta be honest, while we were swimming over here, I thought “gee, I really hope it isn’t just a mirage”... but here we are... 1.1691 0.03843 136 117 15 4
8474 There's got to be a reason they call it Diabetes Island 1.1691 0.03982 136 118 13 5
8475 Go ahead, swim over but I’d rather die on a desert island than play Candyland 1.1691 0.03698 136 116 17 3
8476 But we promised ourselves we would stick to the Whole 30 this month 1.1691 0.03698 136 116 17 3
8477 It's called Gluten Island, not Putin Island. Why would Trump be building a fifty story hotel there? 1.1690 0.03311 142 119 22 1
8478 Are candy canes keto? 1.1690 0.03458 142 120 20 2
8479 Yeah, but it would wreck my diet, so... 1.1690 0.03311 142 119 22 1
8480 I don't think it's keto-friendly. 1.1690 0.03600 142 121 18 3
8481 That's just your diabetes delirium. 1.1690 0.03458 142 120 20 2
8482 I always believed in the Good Ship Lollypop and here she is! 1.1690 0.03736 142 122 16 4
8483 I picked the wrong month to do Whole30. 1.1690 0.03458 142 120 20 2
8484 I told you not to tell her you were giving up sugar for Lent" 1.1690 0.03736 142 122 16 4
8485 Yes, but I'm on a low-carb diet. 1.1689 0.03761 148 128 15 5
8486 Would you help me unlock the next Candy Crush Saga level please? 1.1689 0.03508 148 126 19 3
8487 I did not know Christmas Island was a floating island! 1.1689 0.03508 148 126 19 3
8488 Do you think they're all gluten-free? 1.1689 0.03375 148 125 21 2
8489 Swimming is a good exercise to gain weight. 1.1688 0.03297 154 130 22 2
8490 I could do the swim, but who needs all those carbohydrates? 1.1688 0.03297 154 130 22 2
8491 Before global warming, you could take Gunmdrop Pass right over. Now you have to take the long way around. 1.1688 0.03663 154 133 16 5
8492 You can have this one. I’d rather have immunity. 1.1688 0.03423 154 131 20 3
8493 I guess Americans can't figure out the obesity crisis,eh? 1.1687 0.03224 160 135 23 2
8494 Its a Dylan’s Candy Bar popup” 1.1687 0.03224 160 135 23 2
8495 I don’t see anything on my Keto diet. 1.1687 0.03571 160 138 17 5
8496 I reached Ketosis. 1.1687 0.03459 160 137 19 4
8497 I believe in multiverse theory, but this is ridiculous! 1.1687 0.03156 166 140 24 2
8498 It may look tempting, but it's a dangerous, ravenous mutant that evolved from a diet of sugary foods. 1.1681 0.03442 119 99 20 0
8499 Just my luck, I have to watch my blood sugar level 1.1681 0.04189 119 103 12 4
8500 You fly, I buy? 1.1681 0.03834 119 101 16 2
8501 Ever think of swimming? 1.1680 0.03722 125 106 17 2
8502 Used to be a real deal before they raised the price. 1.1680 0.04210 125 109 11 5
8503 It would be sweet to get to that mirage. 1.1679 0.03619 131 111 18 2
8504 That would have certainly played havoc with our diabetes 1.1679 0.03619 131 111 18 2
8505 '"If only we had one more 'S'!" 1.1679 0.03778 131 112 16 3
8506 If we do a cheeseburger stand on our island we might consider not offering deserts. 1.1679 0.03453 131 110 20 1
8507 The candy man is here. 1.1679 0.03778 131 112 16 3
8508 You go. I can just look at it for a really sweet high. 1.1679 0.03619 131 111 18 2
8509 Candy land ... your move! 1.1679 0.03524 137 116 19 2
8510 Insulin? Of course there's insulin. It's behind the chocolate mousse cupcake. 1.1679 0.03524 137 116 19 2
8511 Don't fall for it. It's only acting like a mirage to get us to not go over there. 1.1679 0.03673 137 117 17 3
8512 Let's pass on this one..I never did like Shirley Temple! 1.1679 0.03524 137 116 19 2
8513 High sugar is better than no food. 1.1679 0.03673 137 117 17 3
8514 Too bad sugar is so toxic. 1.1679 0.03524 137 116 19 2
8515 Too bad I’m cutting back on carbs. 1.1679 0.03673 137 117 17 3
8516 Want to try digging for gum drops? 1.1679 0.03524 137 116 19 2
8517 I think I'm seeing hallucinations. I shouldn't have drank from the molasses ocean. 1.1679 0.04088 137 120 11 6
8518 It's the old 'Grass always looks greener......' Bullshit. 1.1679 0.04217 137 121 9 7
8519 This weight loss program is really testing me. 1.1679 0.03673 137 117 17 3
8520 Maybe we should have taken a right at the dessert island instead. 1.1679 0.03524 137 116 19 2
8521 Gluton free or not, I'm all over it. 1.1679 0.03524 137 116 19 2
8522 The dessert mirage aids our hunger pains. 1.1679 0.03673 137 117 17 3
8523 Luckily we are gluten free. 1.1679 0.03368 137 115 21 1
8524 It is my nutricionist trying me 1.1678 0.03576 143 122 18 3
8525 No, man, I'm on a low-carb diet. 1.1678 0.03842 143 124 14 5
8526 It all looks wonderful but is it gluten free? 1.1678 0.03712 143 123 16 4
8527 If only we weren't vegan... 1.1678 0.03289 143 120 22 1
8528 Actually, now that I've been on the keto diet for a month, I'm not tempted. 1.1678 0.03712 143 123 16 4
8529 Is that a sign that we have to wait until Christmas to be rescued? 1.1678 0.03614 149 128 17 4
8530 Just when I thought I had this low-sugar diet thing licked! 1.1678 0.03738 149 129 15 5
8531 Shame we don't touch gluten and dairy." 1.1678 0.03354 149 126 21 2
8532 I wish I hadn’t gone keto 1.1678 0.03354 149 126 21 2
8533 It's probably a mirage but if it isn't, it would be bad for our health. 1.1678 0.03354 149 126 21 2
8534 Definitely my personal best. 1.1678 0.03614 149 128 17 4
8535 Sugar is not good-----but water would help 1.1678 0.03216 149 125 23 1
8536 Brad, you know how sugar mirages affects you. 1.1678 0.03354 149 126 21 2
8537 Check out the big rock candy mountain. 1.1678 0.03614 149 128 17 4
8538 Diabetes will soon be a bigger global issue than starvation, so we got the safer island. 1.1678 0.03354 149 126 21 2
8539 This keto diet sucks. 1.1678 0.03216 149 125 23 1
8540 I know it's the only food for miles, but I'm sticking to my Keto diet. 1.1678 0.03216 149 125 23 1
8541 Can we agree to disagree? 1.1678 0.03486 149 127 19 3
8542 Diabetes Island" even the pirates avoided it back in the da 1.1678 0.03216 149 125 23 1
8543 You think those alien dudes have any salt water taffy? 1.1677 0.03147 155 130 24 1
8544 How long has it been since you and Princess Lolly broke up? 1.1677 0.03524 155 133 18 4
8545 I'm glad I'm here. The other island would kill my diet. 1.1677 0.03011 155 129 26 0
8546 I thought you said it was an Eminem concert" " I said we are going to see an M&M 1.1677 0.03277 155 131 22 2
8547 I would swim over with you but I'm on the keto diet. 1.1677 0.03277 155 131 22 2
8548 I've heard this is the only way you can really stick to the Whole30 diet 1.1677 0.03277 155 131 22 2
8549 I'll pass. My doctor told me I need to cut down on sweets. 1.1677 0.03524 155 133 18 4
8550 It might be the 'Good Ship Lollipop', but I had always imagined it would have billowing sails. This looks like a spaceship from a Dunkin D on Mars. 1.1677 0.03277 155 131 22 2
8551 If you go over there, please don't overstay your welcome. 1.1677 0.03206 161 136 23 2
8552 You are the dumbest castaway I have ever met. 1.1677 0.03439 161 138 19 4
8553 After a couple more decades we will probably fall for it. 1.1677 0.03325 161 137 21 3
8554 Not for me, I'm gluten free. 1.1676 0.03387 173 149 19 5
8555 This diet is too extreme. 1.1667 0.03346 138 116 21 1
8556 What were the odds of our being marooned across from the home port of The Good Ship Lollipop? 1.1667 0.03687 144 124 16 4
8557 You refused to pay the extra $100 g to go to the sweet island. So here we are. 1.1667 0.03465 150 128 19 3
8558 I've been watching my weight. 1.1667 0.03333 150 127 21 2
8559 Yes, your mirage does intrigue me, but I'm trying to stick to my keto diet. 1.1667 0.03233 168 143 22 3
8560 Somehow, I have this intense craving for salt water taffy 1.1667 0.03116 144 120 24 0
8561 Alas, my doctor told me to avoid sweets. 1.1667 0.03648 138 118 17 3
8562 The view is somewhat deceiving; it's actually 1% the size of ours. 1.1667 0.03465 150 128 19 3
8563 Not again, Stu. How quickly you forget the muffin’s ill effects. 1.1667 0.03196 150 126 23 1
8564 Where's Gumdrop pass? 1.1667 0.03346 138 116 21 1
8565 I would,but I'm on a diet. 1.1667 0.03346 138 116 21 1
8566 That Captain Nemo is always so ingenious. He got us before but not again. 1.1667 0.03414 144 122 20 2
8567 Hey! I'll swim over there, and let you know if there's any Dunkin Donuts latte to go with it! 1.1667 0.03791 138 119 15 4
8568 Well, I don't see any Big Rock Candy Mountain. 1.1667 0.03196 150 126 23 1
8569 Too bad I'm still on the keto diet. 1.1667 0.03687 144 124 16 4
8570 It would be more ironic if I could have gluten. 1.1667 0.03065 162 136 25 1
8571 Your expectations are unrealistic. No relationship is perfect. 1.1667 0.03258 156 132 22 2
8572 fuck the diet, im goin! 1.1667 0.03501 138 117 19 2
8573 I only splurge for crème brûleé. 1.1667 0.03383 156 133 20 3
8574 We can enjoy without getting fat" 1.1667 0.03065 162 136 25 1
8575 How many more islands do you think we can eat into deserts? 1.1667 0.03619 156 135 16 5
8576 I think they're staring at us." "I would too. 1.1667 0.03501 138 117 19 2
8577 Too sweet for me. 1.1667 0.03924 114 97 15 2
8578 Nigel, we fucked ourselves. Europe is better. 1.1667 0.03687 144 124 16 4
8579 I’m beginning to rethink my vegan commitment. 1.1667 0.03256 132 110 22 0
8580 'Hey Timmy, good thing i'm diabetic!" 1.1667 0.03414 144 122 20 2
8581 I really regret staying on Keto Island 1.1667 0.03414 144 122 20 2
8582 I would, but sugar is really bad for you. 1.1667 0.03928 138 120 13 5
8583 I'm still doing the Paleo Diet. 1.1667 0.03928 138 120 13 5
8584 I told you "vegan island" was not our safest bet. 1.1667 0.03420 162 139 19 4
8585 I'm strictly keto. 1.1667 0.03648 138 118 17 3
8586 Remember when they told us a flying cupcake would be coming? 1.1667 0.03695 126 107 17 2
8587 ...and you were doing so well with your keto diet. 1.1667 0.03553 144 123 18 3
8588 First the crash, then an island with all carbs 1.1667 0.04063 144 127 10 7
8589 You wanted to go keto.. 1.1667 0.03414 144 122 20 2
8590 So - the Big Rock Candy Mountain is diversifying to Oceanfront. 1.1667 0.03503 156 134 18 4
8591 Our only barrier are sharks, no walls. 1.1667 0.03687 144 124 16 4
8592 For some reason, I'm suddenly up for a game of Candyland. 1.1667 0.03637 162 141 15 6
8593 If I lived there, I'd never go home. 1.1667 0.03501 138 117 19 2
8594 That must be the lesser-known island of misfit desserts. 1.1667 0.03751 132 113 16 3
8595 I didn't manifest my dream with the correct spelling. 1.1667 0.03342 168 144 20 4
8596 It's great to see The Good Ship Lollipop has been updated. 1.1667 0.03465 150 128 19 3
8597 Go for it. My doctor suggested I reduce my sugar. 1.1667 0.04048 132 115 12 5
8598 Looks like the good ship lollipop sank!" Suzi Rines, Duxbury M 1.1667 0.03333 150 127 21 2
8599 I think the candy canes are a mirage! 1.1667 0.03333 150 127 21 2
8600 I think we should go. Big Candy researchers say there's nothing to fear from life on a dessert island. 1.1667 0.03258 156 132 22 2
8601 Ohh man, why couldn´t we land in candy-island. 1.1667 0.03346 138 116 21 1
8602 Sweet, you stranded us on the wrong dessert-ed island. 1.1667 0.03863 126 108 15 3
8603 A short swim to a mirage.... yesterday’s vision was dancing with the stars. 1.1667 0.03721 114 96 17 1
8604 Maybe they’d like a ride when the good ship Broccoli shows up. 1.1657 0.03351 175 151 19 5
8605 So you’re new here, huh? 1.1656 0.03170 163 138 23 2
8606 And we'll mark our path with crumbs of ship's biscuit so we don't get lost. 1.1656 0.03048 163 137 25 1
8607 Look, there’s Jeffrey Epstein’s island. 1.1656 0.03287 163 139 21 3
8608 All that, and I chose you. Now will you come meet my parents? 1.1656 0.03363 157 134 20 3
8609 This is taking the Keto diet a little too far. 1.1656 0.03482 157 135 18 4
8610 Swim over? No thanks, I'm on a strict Keto diet. 1.1656 0.03597 157 136 16 5
8611 Don't believe it. Its just the head of an alien emerging from the deep 1.1656 0.03597 157 136 16 5
8612 I don't know what to think. The last giant hotdog I met wouldn't admit it was a hotdog either. 1.1656 0.03809 151 132 13 6
8613 Nah, I rather have bugs 1.1656 0.03923 151 133 11 7
8614 Ugh Jayne, do you see that island too? 1.1656 0.03313 151 128 21 2
8615 Don't be fooled. Sugar puts on the pounds. 1.1656 0.03444 151 129 19 3
8616 This is an old Alien trick Jerry I am not swimming over to “Candy Island” 1.1656 0.03444 151 129 19 3
8617 I booked for "deserted" islands, but I guess my spell check turned it into a "desert" island. 1.1656 0.03691 151 131 15 5
8618 Do you think anything over there is Whole30? 1.1655 0.03531 145 124 18 3
8619 I always knew my lack of spelling skills would come back to haunt me. Two island choices and I forgot an “s.” 1.1655 0.03531 145 124 18 3
8620 Or maybe we’re just seeing the bald spot on top of the Candyland Sea Monster? 1.1655 0.03248 145 122 22 1
8621 I told you being vegan wasn't the best idea 1.1655 0.03792 145 126 14 5
8622 I would so rule that island. I have that app on my phone. 1.1655 0.03392 145 123 20 2
8623 I told you this keto diet works. 1.1655 0.03664 145 125 16 4
8624 I don5 know about you, but I see Candyland 1.1655 0.03248 145 122 22 1
8625 It's too bad we crashed next to Candy Island. I'm watching my carbs this week. 1.1655 0.03248 145 122 22 1
8626 Did I tell you I was a vegan? 1.1655 0.03392 145 123 20 2
8627 I am finally losing weight! 1.1655 0.03531 145 124 18 3
8628 It's much easier keeping keto over here. 1.1655 0.03477 139 118 19 2
8629 Look Herv’e, it’s Fantasy Island! 1.1655 0.04033 139 122 11 6
8630 You can go for it but I’ve just gone Paleo. 1.1655 0.03477 139 118 19 2
8631 I'm going to paddle on our palm fronds I'll send what's left back on the cupcake boat. 1.1655 0.03324 139 117 21 1
8632 You swim for it. I'm a diabetic. 1.1655 0.03477 139 118 19 2
8633 Candy Cane, Cupcake and...Strawberry Cheesecake. What about you? 1.1654 0.03406 133 112 20 1
8634 I'd still rather get the full experience. 1.1654 0.03725 133 114 16 3
8635 I think it’s real but I try to avoid carbs. 1.1654 0.03569 133 113 18 2
8636 If I hadn't lost my insulin pump when the ship went down, I would definitely swim over there. 1.1654 0.04019 133 116 12 5
8637 I know we haven’t eaten in a week but my nutritionist has me on a sugarless diet. 1.1654 0.03875 133 115 14 4
8638 This isn't good for my low blood sugar. 1.1654 0.03834 127 109 15 3
8639 I moved here because I wanted to cut down on carbs. How about you? 1.1654 0.03668 127 108 17 2
8640 When is our whole thirty time up? 1.1654 0.03994 127 110 13 4
8641 We certainly will live longer on this island with our healthy vegetative food. 1.1653 0.03588 121 102 18 1
8642 Big rock candy island—bad for your teeth. 1.1653 0.03775 121 103 16 2
8643 That's the Swiss Family Robinson island. 1.1648 0.03234 176 151 21 4
8644 Whatever happened with you and Rhonda. 1.1646 0.03381 164 141 19 4
8645 Darn...this is the week I have gone keto and sworn off of sugar. 1.1646 0.03268 164 140 21 3
8646 I thought we were giving up sugar. 1.1646 0.03343 158 135 20 3
8647 It's definitely a mirage, right? 1.1646 0.03343 158 135 20 3
8648 So you had to anger the captain of an alien spaceship. 1.1646 0.03092 158 133 24 1
8649 I preyed to god for water,girls and food. Why would he send the good ship lollipop 1.1645 0.03158 152 128 23 1
8650 Oh, my mother would kill me if I ate that stuff. 1.1645 0.03293 152 129 21 2
8651 I’d swim there but I’m doing Whole 30 1.1645 0.03548 152 131 17 4
8652 They would have outnumbered us 2 to 1 if it weren't for diabetes. 1.1645 0.03423 152 130 19 3
8653 It's a pity we're diabetic. 1.1645 0.03293 152 129 21 2
8654 I bet the hens lay soft boiled eggs 1.1645 0.03293 152 129 21 2
8655 I'm sick of coconuts, too, but with our luck, we'll have to swim through shark infested waters to find out they're either not gluten-free or a mirage. 1.1645 0.03423 152 130 19 3
8656 Is it eye candy or cavities? 1.1644 0.03508 146 125 18 3
8657 I swear I saw coconuts. 1.1644 0.03508 146 125 18 3
8658 Sorry, I’m. Gluten. Free 1.1644 0.03768 146 127 14 5
8659 Darn it. I'm off sugars! 1.1644 0.03371 146 124 20 2
8660 It's really tempting, but I'm gluten intolerant. 1.1644 0.03371 146 124 20 2
8661 Did you know, Fred, that readers of The New Yorker, when they're tired, hungry, and thirsty, have been know to project comical scenes into cartoons? 1.1644 0.03371 146 124 20 2
8662 Being diabetic, I’m happy where I am. 1.1644 0.03371 146 124 20 2
8663 No Jeff, it's not going to be a piece of cake and you know I'm doing Paleo. 1.1644 0.03640 146 126 16 4
8664 I am not anxious at all. I explicitly asked the agency for a frugal vacation. 1.1644 0.03228 146 123 22 1
8665 I’m on the no-sugar-no-carb challenge. 1.1644 0.03371 146 124 20 2
8666 I picked the wrong week to give up fatty foods! 1.1644 0.03640 146 126 16 4
8667 People with type 2 diabetes are not allowed on that desert island. 1.1644 0.03508 146 125 18 3
8668 It's part of the Sugary New Deal. 1.1644 0.03508 146 125 18 3
8669 What do we do now for fun? 1.1643 0.03875 140 122 13 5
8670 We discovered it, so we get to name it. And “Candy Land” is a great name, but we’d never get it by the Hasbro copyright lawyers. 1.1643 0.03454 140 119 19 2
8671 Yes, but will we find dental floss? 1.1643 0.03600 140 120 17 3
8672 You'll deserve a treat if the sharks don't get you! 1.1643 0.03600 140 120 17 3
8673 Did you just say you are on the keto diet? 1.1643 0.03143 140 117 23 0
8674 I DON'T SEE A LOW FAT SMOOTHY ON THAT ISLAND. 1.1643 0.03740 140 121 15 4
8675 Sorry, I have diabetes... 1.1643 0.03740 140 121 15 4
8676 I'm more of a chocolate cake guy. 1.1643 0.03740 140 121 15 4
8677 Stop worrying about calories. The swim there and back will take care of that problem. 1.1643 0.03740 140 121 15 4
8678 My dentist insisted it was the best charter available. 1.1642 0.03699 134 115 16 3
8679 I’ve heard that’s where Katy Perry filmed one of her music videos. 1.1642 0.03699 134 115 16 3
8680 I think it's a Fataning Morgana. 1.1642 0.03382 134 113 20 1
8681 I never expected Candy Land to get an Xtreme version. 1.1642 0.03991 134 117 12 5
8682 Its only a damn illusion. 1.1642 0.03699 134 115 16 3
8683 Well, I am guessing Oompa Loompas forgot about us! 1.1642 0.03699 134 115 16 3
8684 I’d rather stay on our Keto diet 1.1642 0.03848 134 116 14 4
8685 I've seen others there on Instagram. 1.1642 0.03544 134 114 18 2
8686 Well, I was going to give up sugar for Lent, but... 1.1641 0.03641 128 109 17 2
8687 We need to eat the goodies there; they'll dissolve in the water! 1.1641 0.03641 128 109 17 2
8688 Doesn't look very vegan to me 1.1639 0.03923 122 105 14 3
8689 This isn't exactly the mirage I was looking for" By Amy Pau 1.1636 0.03362 165 142 19 4
8690 I scream for ice cream, but I don't swim for dessert. 1.1636 0.03771 110 93 16 1
8691 I was hoping for the Big Rock Candy Mountain and a train to LA 1.1635 0.03323 159 136 20 3
8692 I know where we are, we're near The Big Rock Candy Mountain! 1.1635 0.03201 159 135 22 2
8693 That one is spelled with 2 "s"s. 1.1635 0.03075 159 134 24 1
8694 It's too bad Oompa Loompas are hostile in real life 1.1634 0.03273 153 130 21 2
8695 So, among other problems, you obviously don’t know a trochee from an iamb. 1.1634 0.03526 153 132 17 4
8696 Sure, it's tempting, but it'd wreak havoc on my thighs. 1.1634 0.03273 153 130 21 2
8697 Just my luck: Cupcake Island floats by right when my blood sugar levels are testing too high." John Canning Sea Cliff, N 1.1634 0.03273 153 130 21 2
8698 I thought candy canes were vegan! 1.1633 0.03617 147 127 16 4
8699 If you misspell it, it will come true. 1.1633 0.03350 147 125 20 2
8700 Candy is not part of my diet, but I could say "to hell with it. 1.1633 0.03486 147 126 18 3
8701 It is just a figment of Trump’s illusion. 1.1633 0.03617 147 127 16 4
8702 Do you think they have coconuts? 1.1633 0.03208 147 124 22 1
8703 Don’t think about it! Experts say too much sugar in your diet leads to a shorter lifespan! 1.1633 0.03486 147 126 18 3
8704 No, I don't have any insulin. Why do you ask? 1.1633 0.03350 147 125 20 2
8705 We have all of the flavor, none of the guilt. 1.1633 0.03208 147 124 22 1
8706 I think I’m hallucinating from hunger...do you see what I see, Giant Roast Turkey? 1.1633 0.03486 147 126 18 3
8707 Shark’s bait 1.1633 0.03486 147 126 18 3
8708 Last week it was a united US Congress 1.1631 0.03715 141 122 15 4
8709 And you're worried about cavities 1.1631 0.03715 141 122 15 4
8710 Are those Vegan sweets? 1.1631 0.03576 141 121 17 3
8711 Are you seeing that too, or do I need a stronger prescription? 1.1631 0.03715 141 122 15 4
8712 I say we lose the Fitbits after we swim to Dessert Island. 1.1631 0.03281 141 119 21 1
8713 Does the Wicked Witch of East Timor Come to Mind? 1.1631 0.03849 141 123 13 5
8714 I AM NOT TEMPTED BY OTHER ISLAND I HAVE MOST BEAUTIFUL SWEETHEART IN WORLD HERE 1.1631 0.03576 141 121 17 3
8715 I think we are seeing the same mirage! 1.1631 0.03432 141 120 19 2
8716 Yeah, it looks nice, but I'm Paleo. 1.1631 0.03576 141 121 17 3
8717 That’s one hell of a jelly fish. Death by e.ectrocution or sugar high! 1.1631 0.03576 141 121 17 3
8718 Maybe this is for the best... 1.1631 0.03432 141 120 19 2
8719 Sea levels rose and we got severely delirious. 1.1631 0.03432 141 120 19 2
8720 I hope this mirage doesn’t count against my 10 day no sugar challenge? 1.1630 0.03520 135 115 18 2
8721 It's the first time I long for a submarine eruption. 1.1630 0.03674 135 116 16 3
8722 I like the way this garbage gyre is shaping up. 1.1630 0.03520 135 115 18 2
8723 Thank God we're here. I'm off gluten and sugar. 1.1630 0.03520 135 115 18 2
8724 oh the buzzing of the bees and the cigarette trees and the big rock candy mountain 1.1630 0.03359 135 114 20 1
8725 mirages around here make my fillings ache. 1.1628 0.03779 129 111 15 3
8726 Just look at all that added sugar! We are so lucky to not be marooned on that island! 1.1628 0.03263 129 108 21 0
8727 Yeah, but as far as mirages go, I prefer mine in Technicolor. 1.1628 0.03444 129 109 19 1
8728 It's powerful motivation to take swimming lessons, don't you think? 1.1628 0.03615 129 110 17 2
8729 Hunger is causing us illusions, it's not an island full of treats-it's an alien's head with it's antennas popping out! 1.1628 0.03779 129 111 15 3
8730 I’d swim for it, but I’m gluten free. 1.1628 0.03779 129 111 15 3
8731 Actually there's a surprising amount of snakes. 1.1626 0.03718 123 105 16 2
8732 Gee whiz, just think how easy Candy Land was to play as a kid. 1.1626 0.03893 123 106 14 3
8733 "Why, no really, why?" 1.1626 0.04061 123 107 12 4
8734 I hear you need a golden ticket to get on. 1.1626 0.04061 123 107 12 4
8735 Next year we are switching our rental from VRBO to Airbnb 1.1625 0.03057 160 135 24 1
8736 Personally, I'm just not into desserts. 1.1625 0.03304 160 137 20 3
8737 I think we're going to need a longer candy cane. 1.1625 0.03421 160 138 18 4
8738 Martha Stewart to the rescue! 1.1625 0.03183 160 136 22 2
8739 You didn't tell me that you were inviting your parents to dinner! 1.1625 0.03421 160 138 18 4
8740 No thanks,my diet emphasizes portion control 1.1623 0.03381 154 132 19 3
8741 I forgot my dice. 1.1623 0.03254 154 131 21 2
8742 Ask not whether the big rock candy mountain can come to you but whether you can come to the big rock candy mountain. 1.1623 0.03254 154 131 21 2
8743 China builds military islands. I build candy islands. Easy as pie. 1.1623 0.03254 154 131 21 2
8744 Race you! 1.1623 0.03381 154 132 19 3
8745 Global warming isn't working in our favor here 1.1622 0.03329 148 126 20 2
8746 The cruise signup cost me big too. And I never did well in spelling bees either. 1.1622 0.03188 148 125 22 1
8747 Still on that Keto diet? 1.1622 0.03188 148 125 22 1
8748 We should’ve built a boat rather than that. 1.1622 0.03464 148 127 18 3
8749 Bad week to start Keto. 1.1622 0.03329 148 126 20 2
8750 Can’t do it, I’m on keto. 1.1622 0.03464 148 127 18 3
8751 This Keto diet thing is killing me. 1.1622 0.03329 148 126 20 2
8752 Are you secretly the witch from Hansel and Gretel? 1.1622 0.03464 148 127 18 3
8753 I remember a Peppermint Forest and the Gumdrop Mountains, but there was never a Dessert Island Alec Petty (Charlotte, NC) 1.1622 0.03329 148 126 20 2
8754 Next thing your going to say is, ‘drink the sea water if your thirsty’, I’m diabetic Terry! 1.1622 0.03594 148 128 16 4
8755 A mirage at sea is always fun. 1.1622 0.03188 148 125 22 1
8756 Pretty sure candy canes are Paleo ... 1.1622 0.03720 148 129 14 5
8757 Those shark bastards didn't count on us being partial to coconuts. 1.1620 0.03691 142 123 15 4
8758 Is that stuff organic? 1.1620 0.03409 142 121 19 2
8759 On second thought, I don’t think I’d like to spend Christmas on Christmas Island. 1.1620 0.03691 142 123 15 4
8760 Too crowded and noisy. 1.1620 0.03260 142 120 21 1
8761 Are mirages considered keto? 1.1620 0.03824 142 124 13 5
8762 Up for a little blood sugar swim? 1.1620 0.03260 142 120 21 1
8763 I wonder if they’re gluten free? 1.1620 0.03553 142 122 17 3
8764 It’s tempting, but it would ruin my diet. 1.1620 0.03103 142 119 23 0
8765 Not a good week to start my Whole30 progam. 1.1620 0.03691 142 123 15 4
8766 Voodoo is changing its supply chain. 1.1618 0.03496 136 116 18 2
8767 You and I... we are hegemons 1.1618 0.03649 136 117 16 3
8768 Is it just me, or do you see the Isle of Carbs and Candyland on the horizon too? 1.1618 0.03496 136 116 18 2
8769 The plastic litter is only one of the issues...expecting kids cruises dumping is killing me. 1.1618 0.03936 136 119 12 5
8770 How come our desserted island didn’t come with any treats? 1.1618 0.03649 136 117 16 3
8771 Just my luck, I’ve just started my no sugar diet. 1.1618 0.03337 136 115 20 1
8772 Don't be fooled Ross, that's a UFO using goodies to trick us. 1.1618 0.03496 136 116 18 2
8773 I don't remember seeing that franchise before. 1.1617 0.03214 167 143 21 3
8774 Shirley Temple was eaten by a shark and didn't make it. 1.1617 0.03324 167 144 19 4
8775 I think you've had too much sun. Those are clearly pixie sticks. 1.1615 0.03419 130 110 19 1
8776 I read that sharks have a sweet tooth. 1.1615 0.03590 130 111 17 2
8777 Yeah, right, who knew this fancy giant mermaid would be so helpful ! 1.1615 0.03908 130 113 13 4
8778 Makes me think of playing the board game, Candy Land, it also makes me think of never take candy from a stranger. 1.1615 0.03908 130 113 13 4
8779 It landed last night - out of mid-air. 1.1615 0.03590 130 111 17 2
8780 You know, that Wonka guy really found the silver lining in all of this. 1.1615 0.03419 130 110 19 1
8781 I bet it's not rent controlled... 1.1615 0.03590 130 111 17 2
8782 Hey, it's not my fault Pia Guerra can't spell. 1.1615 0.03908 130 113 13 4
8783 This is the worst diet i’ve ever done 1.1615 0.03285 161 138 20 3
8784 I think they are re-opening the L train next week 1.1615 0.03401 161 139 18 4
8785 Ain't gentrification sweet? 1.1615 0.03401 161 139 18 4
8786 Ya-ya, I also see something real but your reality has always been different tmine. 1.1613 0.03602 155 135 15 5
8787 "We should have been marooned "On the good ship lollipop"." 1.1613 0.02964 155 130 25 0
8788 I have to pass, I'm doing keto. 1.1611 0.03308 149 127 20 2
8789 Battleship would've been optimal. 1.1611 0.03168 149 126 22 1
8790 That must be a trap! 1.1611 0.03572 149 129 16 4
8791 Ugh, there's two S's in dessert, man. 1.1611 0.03572 149 129 16 4
8792 Did you see that shark fin? There it is again. 1.1609 0.02910 174 147 26 1
8793 Just add an "s" and voila! 1.1608 0.03239 143 121 21 1
8794 I was wondering why water does't taste salty today. 1.1608 0.03239 143 121 21 1
8795 I wish the sharks had a sweet tooth. We might negotiate a deal. 1.1608 0.03530 143 123 17 3
8796 Deserted. Dessert. Who cares what kind of an island it is? Besides, I forgot my insulin. 1.1608 0.03387 143 122 19 2
8797 Don't be a fool, you'll rot your teeth. 1.1608 0.03387 143 122 19 2
8798 You go ahead, I just hate that sugar crash. 1.1608 0.03239 143 121 21 1
8799 But my blood sugar! 1.1608 0.03239 143 121 21 1
8800 Yep, that's the Wicked Witch of the South Seas over there. 1.1608 0.03667 143 124 15 4
8801 I would, but I’m really trying to stay on track with this new ketogenic thing. 1.1608 0.03530 143 123 17 3
8802 I say the grass isn't always greener... 1.1608 0.03387 143 122 19 2
8803 My rationalization: coconuts and fish are much healthier. 1.1607 0.03196 168 144 21 3
8804 It’s the island of lost sweets 1.1606 0.03624 137 118 16 3
8805 I don't know if it's the dehydration, heat exhaustion, or copious amounts of acid I consumed on the cruise but that island is looking mighty delicious right now 1.1606 0.03473 137 117 18 2
8806 I guess the lollipop guild didn't represent. 1.1606 0.03473 137 117 18 2
8807 If I go, there will be trouble. If I stay there will be double. 1.1606 0.03624 137 118 16 3
8808 All I am trying to do is contact Mary Lawton and tell her that her polar bear at the remote Russian outpost cartoon is to die for. [Thank you Mary!!! New Yorker, please make it easier for us!!!] 1.1606 0.04174 137 122 8 7
8809 You want to be King Kandy or Queen Frostine? 1.1606 0.03624 137 118 16 3
8810 Was that CONEY island? 1.1606 0.03769 137 119 14 4
8811 That's the south sea's version of the Big Rock Candy Mountain. 1.1606 0.03473 137 117 18 2
8812 That's how I became a diabetic. 1.1606 0.03473 137 117 18 2
8813 What a shame we’re out of dental floss 1.1605 0.03147 162 138 22 2
8814 I am on a sugar free diet so you best go by yourself. 1.1605 0.03382 162 140 18 4
8815 Now that, on the other hand, would have ruined my diet. 1.1603 0.03564 131 112 17 2
8816 The candy grass is always greener on the other side. 1.1603 0.03564 131 112 17 2
8817 Beats the big rock candy mountain 1.1603 0.03880 131 114 13 4
8818 Didn’t Shackleton say he was diabetic? 1.1603 0.03725 131 113 15 3
8819 I hadn't known that there were billionaires marooned on remote islands. 1.1603 0.03215 156 133 21 2
8820 I can't. It's not Ketogenic. 1.1603 0.03463 156 135 17 4
8821 Look, if we get tired of trying to eat tree bark and sand, we can always start swimming. 1.1600 0.03663 125 107 16 2
8822 My dentist said he couldn't approve 1.1600 0.03421 150 129 18 3
8823 So much for residential building by-laws. 1.1600 0.03288 150 128 20 2
8824 Let's switch cravings - I wonder what they'll morph into. 1.1600 0.03673 150 131 14 5
8825 You always have to have your cake and eat it too, don’t you. 1.1600 0.03288 150 128 20 2
8826 I hope it arrives by Christmas. 1.1600 0.03288 150 128 20 2
8827 So Bill... how’s that diet been treating you? 1.1597 0.03218 144 122 21 1
8828 If we were over there, we’d just get FAT 1.1597 0.03218 144 122 21 1
8829 I always thought there were chutes and ladders, not water. 1.1597 0.03218 144 122 21 1
8830 so you are giving up sweets for Lent 1.1597 0.03507 144 124 17 3
8831 It really *do* be like that sometimes. 1.1595 0.03248 163 140 20 3
8832 Remember when Temptation Island was still tempting? 1.1595 0.03248 163 140 20 3
8833 It may or may not be a mirage but as a diabetic I am not at all tempted. 1.1595 0.03248 163 140 20 3
8834 Too bad we're both on the Keto Diet 1.1595 0.03362 163 141 18 4
8835 So this is runner-up in the reality show “candy land “ ! 1.1595 0.03248 163 140 20 3
8836 Careful Roger, don' t be too eager, I saw a cartoon like this in the New Yorker and it was a sea monster. Looks like they may have added some temptation!" 1.1595 0.03129 163 139 22 2
8837 Thank god my favorite food is sand. 1.1594 0.03449 138 118 18 2
8838 Cool view, ain't it 1.1594 0.03599 138 119 16 3
8839 Nah! I just don't have a sweet tooth. 1.1594 0.03292 138 117 20 1
8840 Too bad I just started a sugar free diet! 1.1594 0.03599 138 119 16 3
8841 The grass is always sweeter on the next island over." 1.1594 0.03743 138 120 14 4
8842 You got ahead, I'm doing the Whole30. 1.1592 0.03781 157 139 11 7
8843 It’s okay - I cut out carbs anyway. 1.1592 0.03066 157 133 23 1
8844 Oompa Loompa summer internship class of 2019. 1.1591 0.03699 132 114 15 3
8845 Are you thinking of what I'm thinking? Yeah, diabetes. 1.1591 0.03539 132 113 17 2
8846 Man the gravy boat! 1.1591 0.03539 132 113 17 2
8847 That’s where Valentine’s Day gifts get marrooned if there are no takers,” said Fred. “Cupcake wishes and candy cane dreams washed ashore” said Robin 1.1591 0.03852 132 115 13 4
8848 I hate Keto. 1.1589 0.03528 151 131 16 4
8849 Tough choice between my diabetes and lactose intolerance to coconut milk 1.1589 0.03400 151 130 18 3
8850 They probably wish they were on this island 1.1589 0.03268 151 129 20 2
8851 Did you ever play CandyLand? 1.1588 0.02933 170 144 25 1
8852 Did you bring your insulin injection? Nope. You? Nah. 1.1588 0.03270 170 147 19 4
8853 Hansel and Gretel and The Global Warming 1.1587 0.03807 126 109 14 3
8854 All yours--I'm trying Keto 1.1587 0.03970 126 110 12 4
8855 Does that mean it's Christmas time? 1.1586 0.03484 145 125 17 3
8856 Temptation Island is not real I tell you. Stay gluten free with me. 1.1586 0.03198 145 123 21 1
8857 dude 1.1586 0.03619 145 126 15 4
8858 Wish we had an Amazon. 1.1586 0.03044 145 122 23 0
8859 Ed, come on, of course it is and you know it. That was Micheal Jackson's vacation getaway Island. 1.1586 0.03344 145 124 19 2
8860 It’s a flying food saucer 1.1585 0.02861 164 138 26 0
8861 When I said "help me diet" I didn't mean psychological torture. 1.1585 0.03111 164 140 22 2
8862 It may look good, but they don't have any palm oil. 1.1585 0.03343 164 142 18 4
8863 I'm gluten free and trying to avoid processed sugars. 1.1583 0.03575 139 120 16 3
8864 I’m gaining weight just looking at it! 1.1583 0.03856 139 122 12 5
8865 Well, that's one way to cut out sweets 1.1583 0.03575 139 120 16 3
8866 So, leastways this time, the grass is greener on our side 1.1583 0.03718 139 121 14 4
8867 And to the east, is the Big Rock Candy Mountain. 1.1583 0.03271 139 118 20 1
8868 Isle of Circe, where you'll turn into a pig. 1.1583 0.03271 139 118 20 1
8869 You really think we might be Hansel & Gretel? 1.1583 0.03426 139 119 18 2
8870 Damn! Just when my diet was going so well. 1.1583 0.03426 139 119 18 2
8871 I guess Willie Wonka gave us the wrong directions.... 1.1583 0.03271 139 118 20 1
8872 The candy man has a strange sense of humor. 1.1583 0.03426 139 119 18 2
8873 It’s No Keto Island. 1.1583 0.03718 139 121 14 4
8874 Hey Bill, Fuck mirages. 1.1582 0.03650 158 139 13 6
8875 Thanks for the Valentine's gift - but where are the truffles? 1.1579 0.03506 152 132 16 4
8876 You go, I’m type 2 diabetic and gluten intolerant. 1.1579 0.03348 133 113 19 1
8877 Wish I wasn't on a diet. 1.1579 0.03248 152 130 20 2
8878 I hate them. They've all got iPads of their own, and we're still stuck sharing the goddam Palm. 1.1579 0.03673 133 115 15 3
8879 Dude, way too much sugar! 1.1579 0.03033 171 146 23 2
8880 Is this supposed to be Candyland, or what? 1.1579 0.03379 152 131 18 3
8881 Forget Coney Island, I’ll take Candy Island any day. 1.1579 0.03673 133 115 15 3
8882 I thought this "dessert" only happened in the desert. 1.1579 0.03628 152 133 14 5
8883 I heard it even has a chocolate custard filling. 1.1579 0.03628 152 133 14 5
8884 It's no Big Rock Candy Mountain. 1.1579 0.03514 133 114 17 2
8885 I find that this is the only way to stick to Whole 30. 1.1576 0.03211 165 142 20 3
8886 Don't even think about it. There's definitely an ogre over there. I just hope he can't swim. 1.1575 0.03596 146 127 15 4
8887 You never heard of fantasy island mirages? 1.1575 0.03725 146 128 13 5
8888 I'm waiting for the Good Ship Lollipop 1.1575 0.03178 146 124 21 1
8889 I don’t know. I’m in a diet. 1.1575 0.03462 146 126 17 3
8890 Yes, the paleo diet can be challenging. 1.1575 0.03323 146 125 19 2
8891 Airbnb? 1.1575 0.03596 146 127 15 4
8892 My dentist says all those sweets are bad for me. 1.1575 0.03462 146 126 17 3
8893 Yes, but is it paleo? 1.1572 0.02896 159 134 25 0
8894 I would suggest we hitch a ride with them, but my blood sugar is too high. 1.1571 0.03693 140 122 14 4
8895 Power of positive thinking dessert island does sound better Frank Buckley Andover, MA 1.1571 0.03249 140 119 20 1
8896 The candyman can cause he mixes it with love and makes the world taste good 1.1571 0.03693 140 122 14 4
8897 You can go ahead, but I'm on strict keto. 1.1571 0.03551 140 121 16 3
8898 But there's no escape from carbohydrate island! 1.1571 0.03404 140 120 18 2
8899 Candyland Island is in my five year plan. 1.1571 0.03693 140 122 14 4
8900 I need to know if its gluten free before I'll swim over 1.1570 0.03713 121 104 15 2
8901 The pilot of Toddlers in Paradise was here but never got off the ground. 1.1569 0.03228 153 131 20 2
8902 I never knew Wayne Thiebaud lived in this neighborhood. 1.1569 0.03359 153 132 18 3
8903 When did you say it was Easter, exactly? 1.1569 0.03359 153 132 18 3
8904 That makes sense: Miracle-gro for the soil, Sharks to keep the kids out. 1.1569 0.03359 153 132 18 3
8905 You can swim over there if you want but would your dentist approve? 1.1569 0.03092 153 130 22 1
8906 Our coconuts are vegan! 1.1567 0.03490 134 115 17 2
8907 You know, historically, Candyland was designed to distract people from lonely times like these... 1.1567 0.03325 134 114 19 1
8908 At least we don't have to eat that stuff. 1.1566 0.03193 166 143 20 3
8909 If only we weren’t doing Whole 30. 1.1566 0.03077 166 142 22 2
8910 For girls maybe, but not for candy. Anyway, we've got shade! 1.1565 0.03440 147 127 17 3
8911 No, I've never considered myself eclair-ish. Why? 1.1565 0.03440 147 127 17 3
8912 Think we can sprint over before that great white gets back? Or do you think it's a plant?? 1.1565 0.03158 147 125 21 1
8913 Ever since we moved to this side of the island, I’ve sensed your FOMO increasing. 1.1565 0.03573 147 128 15 4
8914 You go ahead. I'm holding out for Candy Land. 1.1565 0.03158 147 125 21 1
8915 I'd give my eyetooth to be on that island. 1.1565 0.03701 147 129 13 5
8916 Do you think that doughnut is gluten free? 1.1565 0.03302 147 126 19 2
8917 Hmmm I think we should have gone over there. 1.1565 0.03573 147 128 15 4
8918 But ours is Keto-friendly... 1.1565 0.03440 147 127 17 3
8919 It's a "Welcome Home" party just waiting for us to swim back over there. 1.1565 0.03302 147 126 19 2
8920 It’s definitely tempting, but I don’t want to risk getting cavities. 1.1565 0.03302 147 126 19 2
8921 I can't eat any of that. I' on a low-carb, sugar-free, and gluten-free diet. 1.1565 0.03440 147 127 17 3
8922 I wonder if they have any croissant? Yeah, I really have missed my morning croissant. 1.1562 0.03408 128 109 18 1
8923 Do we have enough left for the entrance fee? 1.1562 0.03382 160 139 17 4
8924 Sorry, but I have just mastered my diabetes and I don't want to undo that. 1.1562 0.03583 128 110 16 2
8925 Just my luck. My cheat day isn’t until tomorrow. 1.1562 0.03912 128 112 12 4
8926 I could really go for some insulin right about now. 1.1562 0.03912 128 112 12 4
8927 No, Dave, I don’t think it’s gluten-free. 1.1562 0.03141 160 137 21 2
8928 They say sugar is the new salt, so I'm staying far away 1.1562 0.03408 128 109 18 1
8929 I would, but I'm doing the Whole30 this month. 1.1562 0.03496 160 140 15 5
8930 It’d take a Trump to keep up with those Joneses. 1.1562 0.03751 128 111 14 3
8931 I knew we should have gone with the North Beach Diet. 1.1560 0.03381 141 121 18 2
8932 That's going to play havoc with my paleo diet. 1.1560 0.03528 141 122 16 3
8933 Once you eliminate sugar from your diet, you no longer crave it. 1.1560 0.03669 141 123 14 4
8934 ...but no taffy? 1.1560 0.03381 141 121 18 2
8935 'There is another word besides mirage to describe that but I just can't think of it." 1.1560 0.03228 141 120 20 1
8936 Go ahead, I'm 100% Keto. 1.1560 0.03528 141 122 16 3
8937 I should have packed an extra S. 1.1560 0.03528 141 122 16 3
8938 Small Rock Candy Island 1.1560 0.03381 141 121 18 2
8939 - look, they have cool things on the other side. - let's take over. 1.1560 0.03067 141 119 22 0
8940 Marketing directors know no bounds. 1.1560 0.03528 141 122 16 3
8941 Let's go for it. I'm starved 1.1560 0.03528 141 122 16 3
8942 We're looking at the Island of Lost Joys. 1.1558 0.03074 154 131 22 1
8943 Those candy canes are probably gluten-free, right? 1.1558 0.03463 154 134 16 4
8944 Trust me, we're way better off over here on Diabetes Island. 1.1558 0.03209 154 132 20 2
8945 I guess we could have gone somewhere a little more sweet. 1.1557 0.03864 122 106 13 3
8946 I tried Paleo and Keto, but I need something more restrictive. 1.1556 0.03622 135 117 15 3
8947 I can't, I'm off carbs. 1.1556 0.03622 135 117 15 3
8948 It's times like these I wish I wasn't so committed to my gluten free lifestyle. 1.1556 0.03466 135 116 17 2
8949 Looks like we did it. We turned Manhattan into an isle of joy. 1.1556 0.03466 135 116 17 2
8950 Do you think my Doc would be unhappy if I indulged? 1.1556 0.03466 135 116 17 2
8951 Yes, but are they gluten free? 1.1556 0.03303 135 115 19 1
8952 No, I didn't like the movie, and I don't know the words to that song. 1.1556 0.03622 135 117 15 3
8953 I'm watching my weight 1.1554 0.03550 148 129 15 4
8954 It’s because you can’t be 20 on Sugar Island . . . 1.1554 0.03419 148 128 17 3
8955 But I told my Twitter followers that I wasn't going to eat sugar this month... 1.1554 0.03550 148 129 15 4
8956 It's not the sharks that keep me from swimming over. It's what that stuff will do to me from the inside if I swim over. 1.1554 0.03419 148 128 17 3
8957 When the captain put us ashore he said,"No forgiveness for your sins, therefore you shall suffer forever." 1.1554 0.03138 148 126 21 1
8958 Ok, I’ll take the doughnut.....but you keep the complete works 1.1554 0.03138 148 126 21 1
8959 Yeah, more empty carbs. 1.1554 0.03419 148 128 17 3
8960 Pick your poison - grains or sugar. 1.1553 0.03362 161 140 17 4
8961 It's just not appealing. I'm on a diet. 1.1553 0.03362 161 140 17 4
8962 The Baker is always better on the other side of the Moat 1.1553 0.02996 161 137 23 1
8963 Here we are castaways, but on that exclusive Republican island, they are 'naufragé'. 1.1553 0.03245 161 139 19 3
8964 Now that's what I call a true deserted island! Peter Giessner, Peapack NJ 1.1552 0.03987 116 101 12 3
8965 I think we should stick with the coconuts; they have fewer calories. 1.1552 0.03376 116 98 18 0
8966 Your nose grows every time you tell me you don't want it. 1.1550 0.03558 129 111 16 2
8967 Enjoy — you could die of sun stroke tomorrow. 1.1550 0.03724 129 112 14 3
8968 I'm on the Sugar Detox Diet. 1.1550 0.03558 129 111 16 2
8969 Let’s see the bright side: the money spent on dietologist won’t be wasted. 1.1550 0.03383 129 110 18 1
8970 Every Dieter's MIRAGE 1.1549 0.03505 142 123 16 3
8971 But where are the coconuts? 1.1549 0.03207 142 121 20 1
8972 I can't believe you lost the double purple card. 1.1549 0.03359 142 122 18 2
8973 You don't think so huh? Haven't you've heard of pool sharks,loan sharks....hellooooo!! 1.1549 0.03359 142 122 18 2
8974 ...Someone wrote "HELP 911" on the island behind us...You think that's the WiFi password? 1.1549 0.03505 142 123 16 3
8975 Don't even think about it. You're on low-carb. 1.1549 0.03505 142 123 16 3
8976 I thought you ordered the gluten-free dessert. 1.1549 0.03505 142 123 16 3
8977 Can you swim? I can't... 1.1549 0.03505 142 123 16 3
8978 Whatever you may think it is 1.1549 0.03505 142 123 16 3
8979 Think of it as one in the eye to the surgeon general 1.1549 0.03505 142 123 16 3
8980 We don't qualify. They're looking for kids. 1.1548 0.03318 155 134 18 3
8981 They show up every couple of years wanting to lure me off to Candyland. 1.1548 0.03055 155 132 22 1
8982 Not for me, buddy. Sugar causes cavities. 1.1548 0.03190 155 133 20 2
8983 So... are you afraid of sharks? Nah...I’m vegan. 1.1548 0.03318 155 134 18 3
8984 Hmm, sweet or salty 1.1548 0.03055 155 132 22 1
8985 It will probably be too crowded. Let’s wait for the candy canes to melt. 1.1548 0.03190 155 133 20 2
8986 No,not this one. It's a toxic sub in disguise. 1.1548 0.03190 155 133 20 2
8987 Alright! I agree ! We should have brought "Chutes and Ladders" instead of checkers. 1.1545 0.03835 123 107 13 3
8988 Trust me, with all the FODMAPs in that stuff, we're better off without it. 1.1545 0.04005 123 108 11 4
8989 Nothing like it back home, wouldn’t you say? 1.1544 0.03280 136 116 19 1
8990 I'm on Keto, so let's keep this just between us. 1.1544 0.03110 136 115 21 0
8991 It's where Little Rocket Man tamed the mentally deranged U.S. dotard with fire. 1.1544 0.03597 136 118 15 3
8992 No, we are doing the Whole 30 1.1544 0.03280 136 116 19 1
8993 Here we are deserted and just desserts? 1.1544 0.03888 136 120 11 5
8994 If we book our flights now we will be able to afford the extra leg room fee. 1.1544 0.03280 136 116 19 1
8995 This diet plan is the best ever! 1.1544 0.03280 136 116 19 1
8996 If only it was sugar-free 1.1544 0.03888 136 120 11 5
8997 Now that is the REAL “ “Temptation Island”. /s/7037adb77c53bda78d7c5a93d95b3af9/a2bb15b3-65f9-42e4-b21e-37336dc3 1.1544 0.03776 149 132 11 6
8998 I thought about it, but the doc told me to lay off the sweets. 1.1544 0.02970 149 126 23 0
8999 I literally just started keto. 1.1544 0.03397 149 129 17 3
9000 I made that mistake all the time as a kid. 1.1544 0.03261 149 128 19 2
9001 You were unconscious and I'm on a diet. 1.1544 0.03528 149 130 15 4
9002 I picked a bad time to go keto. 1.1544 0.03776 149 132 11 6
9003 Mirages only come out in deserts, Baby Brother; this one is for real, trust me! 1.1544 0.03119 149 127 21 1
9004 I say we stay here. All that sugar would be bad for our health. 1.1544 0.03119 149 127 21 1
9005 I actually lost all my teeth. 1.1543 0.03343 162 141 17 4
9006 I would go get that donut, but it's not on my diet. 1.1543 0.02979 162 138 23 1
9007 No way! I gave up carbs and sugar. 1.1538 0.03532 130 112 16 2
9008 Go on over, I'm diabetic. 1.1538 0.03171 156 134 20 2
9009 I heard sugar isn't good for you. 1.1538 0.03186 143 122 20 1
9010 If you had your Candyland game we could get there! 1.1538 0.04007 130 115 10 5
9011 Hmm ... I always thought Candyland was a Board Game. 1.1538 0.03171 156 134 20 2
9012 Let me guess... You also failed Capt. Hooks spelling bee. 1.1538 0.03037 156 133 22 1
9013 But if I stay here it will be easier to stick to my low carb diet 1.1538 0.03186 143 122 20 1
9014 We knew there would be lots of temptations when we started the Keto diet. 1.1538 0.03482 143 124 16 3
9015 I think I will just skip dessert. 1.1538 0.03482 143 124 16 3
9016 I wanted to surprise you with a cruise on "The Good Ship Lollipop." 1.1538 0.03359 130 111 18 1
9017 Too bad about the sharks in these waters. 1.1538 0.03337 143 123 18 2
9018 Do you think that 10,000 strokes would cover it? 1.1538 0.03337 143 123 18 2
9019 I'd like to buy an S - ??? 1.1538 0.03482 143 124 16 3
9020 Good thing we are resetting our metabolism otherwise we 'd have to figure out how to get those sugary sweets. 1.1538 0.03186 143 122 20 1
9021 Nope, I can't take gluten either...... 1.1538 0.03482 143 124 16 3
9022 Ah yes, the Nestle portion of the Great Pacific Garbage Patch 1.1538 0.03855 130 114 12 4
9023 Sweet are the uses of adversity...but do they deliver? 1.1538 0.03171 156 134 20 2
9024 All we need now are some good books to enjoy the dessert island. 1.1534 0.03323 163 142 17 4
9025 I think it is your turn to grab the cake, after all you were the one on swim team 1.1533 0.03241 150 129 19 2
9026 I’ll have some if you have some. 1.1533 0.03376 150 130 17 3
9027 Remember that game. 1.1533 0.03241 150 129 19 2
9028 That's Sammy Davis's old pad. If we make it, what kind of candy do yo want? 1.1533 0.03376 150 130 17 3
9029 Behold the Island of Misfit Calories! 1.1533 0.03241 150 129 19 2
9030 How's your A1-C numbers? 1.1533 0.03258 137 117 19 1
9031 The sturgeon sent it...they're trying to tempt us off caviar. 1.1533 0.03573 137 119 15 3
9032 Tasty Treat Island? Really? Two years with nothing else to look at and that’s the best you could come up with? Can we never speak of this again? 1.1533 0.03258 137 117 19 1
9033 A mirage I tell you, vortex refractions from the mainland's gluten and corn syrup runoff 1.1533 0.03258 137 117 19 1
9034 Sometimes, it feels like it would’ve been better to be part of a cosmic typo. 1.1533 0.03573 137 119 15 3
9035 The sea does seem blue-er over there 1.1533 0.03720 137 120 13 4
9036 Mine was not a low-sugar cruise ship 1.1533 0.03720 137 120 13 4
9037 Now there's an island that's fair and bright, Where the handouts grow on bushes And you can sleep out every night 1.1533 0.03419 137 118 17 2
9038 Hey man, as tempting as it is, I'm staying committed to this 'Keto' thing 1.1533 0.03573 137 119 15 3
9039 Sorry, I'm a borderline diabetic. 1.1532 0.03665 111 95 15 1
9040 Thanks a lot, ya led us not into tempation ! but delivered us from evil - for there is the kingdom of cane and cake, and gone for ever. 1.1529 0.03279 157 136 18 3
9041 NO! It is too many calories for our jog. 1.1529 0.03020 157 134 22 1
9042 What's the,point of a gluten free person swimming to an island full of cake? Well first, that giant strawberry is gluten free, and second eating it wiill hold off the scurvy if you value your smile, dude! 1.1529 0.03279 157 136 18 3
9043 Oh darling,if only we lived there,we could play Candy Land all day long! 1.1529 0.03279 157 136 18 3
9044 That's what they taught us in school! 1.1528 0.03597 144 126 14 4
9045 I would think we could loose a few pounds on this diet! 1.1528 0.03316 144 124 18 2
9046 Islanders 4 Canes 2 on the Food Channel. 1.1528 0.03316 144 124 18 2
9047 I kind of hope the straws don't spoil the sunset. 1.1528 0.03316 144 124 18 2
9048 I'm in the intermittent fasting diet. 1.1528 0.03166 144 123 20 1
9049 Ugh, all we have on this island is chocolate-less mounds 1.1528 0.03166 144 123 20 1
9050 Ya, but your body doesn't actually need the carbs... 1.1528 0.03459 144 125 16 3
9051 Survivor Pastry Chef Diet Temptation Island: Desert vs. Dessert Binge Now or Starve! 1.1528 0.03316 144 124 18 2
9052 Are we in the middle of some gigantic porn movie? 1.1528 0.03597 144 126 14 4
9053 I should have specified we wanted to be over their when I wrote the genie. 1.1528 0.03857 144 128 10 6
9054 Reminds me of that board game Candyland 1.1527 0.03671 131 114 14 3
9055 This is still a good thing—at least we’re surrounded by anticavity protection. 1.1527 0.03335 131 112 18 1
9056 Must be a mirage. It was Candyland, not CandyIsland" 1.1527 0.03335 131 112 18 1
9057 Yes, it is tempting; but, I don't trust those candy canes. 1.1524 0.03070 164 141 21 2
9058 We could swim over but what's for lunch? 1.1524 0.03304 164 143 17 4
9059 How long have you been doing Keto? 1.1523 0.03484 151 132 15 4
9060 Wow! I thought Shirley Temple gave up singing "The Good Ship Lollipop"! 1.1523 0.03609 151 133 13 5
9061 Do you want to at least sing Cake By The Ocean 1.1523 0.03484 151 132 15 4
9062 To survive we must take a dive. 1.1523 0.03081 151 129 21 1
9063 Desert, Dessert, and island is an island. 1.1523 0.03355 151 131 17 3
9064 I'm on this new ketogenic diet so I'm going to have to pass. 1.1523 0.03221 151 130 19 2
9065 I'm a diabetic. 1.1522 0.03548 138 120 15 3
9066 Good, because I want the donut. 1.1522 0.03069 138 117 21 0
9067 Hey, it's garbage island. 1.1522 0.03548 138 120 15 3
9068 Let's play rock-paper-scissors. 1.1522 0.03694 138 121 13 4
9069 When my options get smaller, my dreams become bigger! 1.1522 0.03396 138 119 17 2
9070 I figure all I have to do is swim, swim, swim as fast as I can 1.1522 0.03237 138 118 19 1
9071 Too bad I’m off sugar this month 1.1520 0.03602 125 108 15 2
9072 Now, aren’t you glad i startednus on the paleo diet? 1.1520 0.03602 125 108 15 2
9073 I don’t think I need to sugarcoat it; that dessert-ed island looks so sweet! 1.1519 0.03381 158 138 16 4
9074 It'd just a mirage. 1.1519 0.03002 158 135 22 1
9075 Dental license up to date? 1.1519 0.03498 158 139 14 5
9076 I'd swim over there, but I'll be darned if I didn't just start my diet. 1.1519 0.03259 158 137 18 3
9077 I bet you're really happy now that we became vegetarians ? 1.1519 0.03381 158 138 16 4
9078 We shouldn’t have played chutes and ladders 1.1519 0.03133 158 136 20 2
9079 If only we had whip cream. 1.1519 0.03002 158 135 22 1
9080 Sweets for my sweet, sugar for my honey . . . I think there's a song in that. 1.1519 0.03133 158 136 20 2
9081 Not for me thanks, I’m on a detox. 1.1519 0.03612 158 140 12 6
9082 Of course the one tree on our island has no coconuts! 1.1517 0.03437 145 126 16 3
9083 I lost my insulin 1.1517 0.03573 145 127 14 4
9084 Are you still recommending the Paleo diet? 1.1517 0.03146 145 124 20 1
9085 I'd love to try buy I am gluten intolerant. 1.1517 0.03437 145 126 16 3
9086 And this is why we must tax the ultra-sweet. 1.1517 0.03146 145 124 20 1
9087 Too bad I’m on a diet. 1.1517 0.03294 145 125 18 2
9088 Too bad I'm on a low-carb diet. 1.1517 0.03437 145 126 16 3
9089 It's the sequel to the game, Candyland. It's Dessertland! 1.1517 0.02990 145 123 22 0
9090 Too bad about the sharks. Humm,I think I can swim faster than you. Let's go for it! 1.1517 0.03573 145 127 14 4
9091 Candyland: so near rand yet so far! 1.1517 0.03132 178 155 19 4
9092 Just like they have been saying, that fentenyl stuff is really dangerous! 1.1515 0.03171 165 143 19 3
9093 I don't know about you, but I'd rather be gluten-free 1.1515 0.03482 132 114 16 2
9094 My mistake, I didn't realize the Candy Land Cruise would actually be piloted by desserts 1.1515 0.03800 132 116 12 4
9095 You go ahead, I’m on a low cholesterol diet. 1.1515 0.03312 132 113 18 1
9096 Too bad we are on a gluten free diet. 1.1515 0.03482 132 114 16 2
9097 Sure, they're simple carbs, but I think that our abs will still shred if we swim over there. 1.1515 0.03800 132 116 12 4
9098 Sour grapes” if you ask me 1.1515 0.03312 132 113 18 1
9099 Should I cheat on my Paleo diet? 1.1515 0.03645 132 115 14 3
9100 LOOK-it's Candy Land ! No it's all in your mind. Well .....good thing my mouth is not in my mind! 1.1515 0.03482 132 114 16 2
9101 I'd swim for it except I'm watching my weight. 1.1515 0.03645 132 115 14 3
9102 I wish I had learned to eat gluten as a kid. 1.1513 0.03334 152 132 17 3
9103 I told you to sing the "Big Rock Candy Mountain" instead of "Michael Row the Boat Ashore"! 1.1513 0.03062 152 130 21 1
9104 We should probably just swim over there. 1.1513 0.03463 152 133 15 4
9105 No, it’s no mirage...those are some leftovers from a “party boat” ! 1.1513 0.03463 152 133 15 4
9106 It's tempting, but I'm trying to avoid the Freshman 15. 1.1513 0.03201 152 131 19 2
9107 IF YOU REMOVE THE CANDY COATING WE'RE ALREADY THERE. 1.1513 0.03201 152 131 19 2
9108 When it rains, it pours. 1.1513 0.03334 152 132 17 3
9109 We're on a Sugar Detox, we'll wait for the next one!!!!! 1.1513 0.03201 152 131 19 2
9110 Originally I liked that we were being more real. Now, I just want to get my hands on that candy cane. 1.1513 0.03334 152 132 17 3
9111 Diabetes can cause the strangest hallucinations. 1.1512 0.02977 172 148 22 2
9112 Too many carbs. 1.1511 0.03524 139 121 15 3
9113 Do you know how many calories are in that? 1.1511 0.03669 139 122 13 4
9114 Can't swim? I'll toss you a candy cane! 1.1511 0.03373 139 120 17 2
9115 Tell me again about the keto diet. 1.1511 0.03215 139 119 19 1
9116 If only one of us could doggy-paddle. 1.1511 0.03669 139 122 13 4
9117 But is it gluten, nut and dairy free? 1.1509 0.02985 159 136 22 1
9118 I'd swim over there with you but last week my doctor told me I have diabetes, so I'd better not... 1.1508 0.03575 126 109 15 2
9119 This is the week 1 mirage on he Keto diet, just wait for week two. 1.1508 0.03575 126 109 15 2
9120 Let's stay here. None of that looks Keto-friendly. 1.1507 0.03415 146 127 16 3
9121 I think it's called a Willy Wonka mirage. 1.1507 0.03415 146 127 16 3
9122 I knew the paleo diet would be the death of me. 1.1507 0.03681 146 129 12 5
9123 Total carbs. I say we don't. \ 1.1507 0.03273 146 126 18 2
9124 That's fine. I'm off refined sugar these days. 1.1507 0.02971 146 124 22 0
9125 You know what they say. The candy is always sweeter on the other island...or wherever you aren't. 1.1507 0.03415 146 127 16 3
9126 It's fake, from a candy store display window. The real stuff would have dissolved in the last rain storm. 1.1506 0.03035 166 143 21 2
9127 I'd go, but lately I'm trying to be more mindful about eating clean. 1.1504 0.03458 133 115 16 2
9128 If there was only a "Weight Watchers" nearby... 1.1504 0.03289 133 114 18 1
9129 I’m still not sure if I believe in global warming, we still have a North Pole after all 1.1503 0.03182 153 132 19 2
9130 Sure, I'd love to go to Big Rock Candy Island, but my therapist says I have an imaginary cavity. 1.1503 0.03182 153 132 19 2
9131 I don’t really have much of a sweet tooth.... 1.1503 0.03044 153 131 21 1
9132 Happy Valentine’s Day, Lois. Baked in a nut-free kitchen, so no worries at all. 1.1503 0.03314 153 133 17 3
9133 Yes, it is tempting but, one foot on the island, one bite and I won't be able to stop until we have to rename it Hog Island. 1.1503 0.03182 153 132 19 2
9134 I wonder if that gumdrop path could lead us out of here? 1.1500 0.03501 140 122 15 3
9135 online baking? 1.1500 0.02967 160 137 22 1
9136 I'm doing Whole 30 1.1500 0.03481 120 103 16 1
9137 All that gluten, carelessly dumped into the ocean. 1.1500 0.03097 160 138 20 2
9138 That one's more of a "sometimes-island." 1.1500 0.03676 120 104 14 2
9139 I say let's make a break for it, before it gets any closer. 1.1500 0.03194 140 120 19 1
9140 What's your issue with Whole30? It feels so natural to me... 1.1497 0.03136 167 145 19 3
9141 You go. My A1c number is getting up there. 1.1497 0.02952 147 125 22 0
9142 Don't even give them the satisfaction of looking. It's ""Candy Land South Pacific" and the joke is - nothing's edible." 1.1497 0.03106 147 126 20 1
9143 This is exactly how I imagined it would be! 1.1497 0.03393 147 128 16 3
9144 Wa-ter you waiting for...Gary? 1.1497 0.02952 147 125 22 0
9145 Alien submersible or hallucination, my sweet tooth still needs satisfying. 1.1497 0.03253 147 127 18 2
9146 Yeah sorry this island had no gluten-free options 1.1496 0.03178 127 108 19 0
9147 I'm starting to like this reboot of Castaway. 1.1496 0.03721 127 111 13 3
9148 The deserted island is always sweeter on the other side... 1.1494 0.03162 154 133 19 2
9149 It's not real just like the Green New Deal just a fantasy a delusion of fools" 1.1494 0.03162 154 133 19 2
9150 I always wonder what new people are going to get pissed off at me about 1.1494 0.03294 154 134 17 3
9151 I thought the E.U was trying to discourage us. 1.1494 0.03162 154 133 19 2
9152 No, you have to go back for the mugs. 1.1494 0.03294 154 134 17 3
9153 We will renovate the kitchen this summer, I promise. 1.1494 0.03025 154 132 21 1
9154 Is it bigger than a bread box? 1.1494 0.03294 154 134 17 3
9155 Maybe we should try the flare gun. 1.1493 0.03266 134 115 18 1
9156 I told them to send a sugar free, gluten free island! 1.1493 0.03594 134 117 14 3
9157 Gilligan and the Skipper must have dropped us off at Sweat Island instead of Sweet Island. Oh well, at least they’ll be back in a few hours. 1.1493 0.03594 134 117 14 3
9158 Dame this health craze 1.1491 0.03079 161 139 20 2
9159 Do you think the sweets are worth the swim? 1.1489 0.03173 141 121 19 1
9160 I hope you're not thinking of going off your diet. 1.1489 0.03890 141 126 9 6
9161 I’m holding out until the desserted island has pie. 1.1489 0.03620 141 124 13 4
9162 You said you wanted to cut-back on sugar anyway. 1.1489 0.03329 141 122 17 2
9163 Qu'ils mangent de la brioche" hahaha très drôl 1.1489 0.03009 141 120 21 0
9164 Damn, and I swore off sweets last week! 1.1489 0.03478 141 123 15 3
9165 No, you go. I'm on the keto diet. 1.1488 0.03648 121 105 14 2
9166 Trust me, that island is overrated & oversugared! 1.1488 0.03454 121 104 16 1
9167 I'm on the 365-Day No Sugar Challenge. 1.1488 0.03832 121 106 12 3
9168 You go ahead. I’ve just never liked sweets very much. 1.1486 0.03087 148 127 20 1
9169 The mirage and myth of carb island ! 1.1486 0.03232 148 128 18 2
9170 If I hadn't been born in the 21st century I might consider swimming the 20 yards.... 1.1486 0.03087 148 127 20 1
9171 I heard it’s all coconut flavored. And the sugar will rot your teeth. 1.1486 0.03232 148 128 18 2
9172 Is it end of year already? 1.1486 0.02934 148 126 22 0
9173 Bored 1.1484 0.03344 128 110 17 1
9174 If we swim over there and indulge, we may turn into donkeys! 1.1484 0.03857 128 113 11 4
9175 YOU can try and swim for it; I’ve finally achieved ketosis! 1.1484 0.03344 128 110 17 1
9176 Just a warning. She’s got a helluva sweet tooth. 1.1484 0.03143 155 134 19 2
9177 Maybe if we thought of ours as spearmint 1.1484 0.03274 155 135 17 3
9178 You wanna bet? 1.1484 0.03274 155 135 17 3
9179 PGlobal warming...used to be The Big Rock Candy Mountain. 1.1484 0.03274 155 135 17 3
9180 This new version of candy land loos challenging 1.1481 0.02933 162 139 22 1
9181 yeah so i feel like piss is more like cum than poop but cum is more like poop than piss. does that make sense? 1.1481 0.03738 162 146 8 8
9182 That's Candy Mountain, Charlie. 1.1481 0.03244 135 116 18 1
9183 Dew hue whish two bee their? 1.1481 0.03720 135 119 12 4
9184 It's the Island of Doctor AOC 1.1481 0.03244 135 116 18 1
9185 It’s a new version of the Sirens in the Odyssey. You know . . . Homer? Sirens who sing and cause sailors to shipwreck and die? Here it’s candy they’re using instead of Sirens. Like in the Odyssey. Of Homer. Sailors will row toward the candy. And die. 1.1481 0.03410 135 117 16 2
9186 Candyland was always just out of reach for me....how about you? 1.1481 0.03069 135 115 20 0
9187 Do you think they'll notice we're a trap? 1.1481 0.03720 135 119 12 4
9188 Race you.....diet starts tomorrow! 1.1481 0.03866 135 120 10 5
9189 I think they call it marriage. 1.1481 0.03569 135 118 14 3
9190 Well, there are some nice things about being stranded on a desert island, too. 1.1481 0.03069 135 115 20 0
9191 Hey, maybe we could float home on those two candy canes. 1.1481 0.03410 135 117 16 2
9192 I picked the wrong time to start my ketogenic diet. 1.1481 0.03244 135 116 18 1
9193 Just imagine the cavities. 1.1479 0.03213 169 148 17 4
9194 Man, I wish we had gotten shipwrecked on that island instead. 1.1479 0.03101 169 147 19 3
9195 Where did my guide dog swim off to? 1.1479 0.03213 169 148 17 4
9196 The palm tree says this island has more baked goods. 1.1479 0.03152 142 122 19 1
9197 I told you that the codicil to the perpetuity restriction in mom’s would be a bummer. 1.1479 0.03152 142 122 19 1
9198 Look at what's due S. 1.1479 0.03307 142 123 17 2
9199 I should listen to mom and take swimming lessons 1.1479 0.03307 142 123 17 2
9200 Who knew sharks know how to bake? 1.1477 0.03068 149 128 20 1
9201 I'll take the peppermint. I never eat cheesecake when I'm marooned. 1.1477 0.03483 149 131 14 4
9202 I'm going to pass, trying to cut down on carbs. 1.1477 0.03068 149 128 20 1
9203 You think a Uber work here? 1.1477 0.03212 149 129 18 2
9204 You are not delusional, the little fake island is an attempt by Space Force to disguise a reentry capsule. 1.1477 0.03350 149 130 16 3
9205 Have you Googled anything about sweets recently? 1.1477 0.03611 149 132 12 5
9206 Hey, no matter how you slice it . . . Trump got his wall! 1.1477 0.03350 149 130 16 3
9207 I’m vegan. 1.1477 0.03350 149 130 16 3
9208 ...the other one is Holiday Island, Arkansas. 1.1477 0.02916 149 127 22 0
9209 Should we save our lives for diabetes? 1.1477 0.03350 149 130 16 3
9210 It’s the Big Rock Candy Mountain! 1.1477 0.03212 149 129 18 2
9211 But my math teacher is probably there. 1.1477 0.03068 149 128 20 1
9212 Of course, now you tell me you’re going carb free! 1.1477 0.02916 149 127 22 0
9213 He was asked what one thing he’d want on a deserted island, and he said ‘a sweet tooth’ 1.1477 0.03483 149 131 14 4
9214 Makes me want to break out into song: on the good ship lollipop.... 1.1475 0.03428 122 105 16 1
9215 I told you, I just cant afford the calories on this diet. 1.1475 0.02952 183 159 21 3
9216 Looks like the Blue Apron Keto diet finally got here! 1.1473 0.03320 129 111 17 1
9217 What meringue? 1.1473 0.03667 129 113 13 3
9218 Global warming is wreaking havoc on the palm trees. 1.1472 0.02917 163 140 22 1
9219 I say desserts of deserts 1.1472 0.02917 163 140 22 1
9220 Good thing we are doing the J-lo diet for 10 days no sugar no carbs 1.1471 0.03387 136 118 16 2
9221 You can have it, I'm on Keto anyway... 1.1471 0.03387 136 118 16 2
9222 I would,but sweets without a balanced diet is just not healthy. 1.1471 0.03084 170 148 19 3
9223 And if he knows we know? 1.1471 0.03544 136 119 14 3
9224 I know I said I’d give it up for Lent; I’m hungry. 1.1471 0.03387 136 118 16 2
9225 - I don't know... This new diet doesn't convince me. 1.1471 0.03387 136 118 16 2
9226 I’d imagine that’s as nice as The New Yorker automatically keeping you logged-in. 1.1471 0.03387 136 118 16 2
9227 Sweet view package, amirite​? 1.1471 0.03222 136 117 18 1
9228 My doctor told me to cut down on sugar. 1.1471 0.03387 136 118 16 2
9229 It is a good thing I gave up sugar for Lent. 1.1469 0.03285 143 124 17 2
9230 Dibs on the chocolate cupcake 1.1469 0.03432 143 125 15 3
9231 Let's race over---winner gets all. 1.1469 0.03432 143 125 15 3
9232 Looks like Starbucks abandoned their vegan tofu bakery line 1.1469 0.03285 143 124 17 2
9233 Yes Jim, the paleo diet's going well. 1.1469 0.03432 143 125 15 3
9234 This is how I felt like staying in the desert for 40 days! 1.1469 0.03285 143 124 17 2
9235 I'm not sure. Too much gluten,maybe? 1.1467 0.03192 150 130 18 2
9236 It is all fattening and a mirage. 1.1467 0.03192 150 130 18 2
9237 I'm tempted, but...remember the Child Catcher from that old Dick Van Dyke movie? 1.1467 0.03329 150 131 16 3
9238 Oh darn.... I meant to make a dentist appointment before I left home! 1.1467 0.03192 150 130 18 2
9239 it's the only way I can stay keto 1.1467 0.03329 150 131 16 3
9240 Well, it looks like I picked the wrong week to start a low-carb diet! 1.1467 0.03049 150 129 20 1
9241 Fata Morganas only happen in Deserts 1.1467 0.03192 150 130 18 2
9242 Der's gotta be somethin' in dos damn palm leaves doin' dis to us. 1.1467 0.03192 150 130 18 2
9243 It’s Dessert Cart Island. 1.1467 0.03049 150 129 20 1
9244 The sugar is always sweeter on the far side of open water. 1.1467 0.03588 150 133 12 5
9245 Those are my top ten desert island empty calories. 1.1465 0.03106 157 136 19 2
9246 I get the cupcake! 1.1465 0.03235 157 137 17 3
9247 I'm just not convinced it's keto-friendly 1.1465 0.03235 157 137 17 3
9248 Peter regretted picking coconuts. 1.1465 0.03106 157 136 19 2
9249 ...but Mom said sugar was bad for you 1.1463 0.03377 164 145 14 5
9250 Sugar took her. And now there's us two. 1.1463 0.03027 164 142 20 2
9251 No thanks, man. I'm on Keto. 1.1462 0.02953 171 148 21 2
9252 it’s very nice but where is the pea green boat? 1.1462 0.03296 130 112 17 1
9253 ..but think of the cavities. 1.1462 0.03640 130 114 13 3
9254 Candy Land? Pick a card. 1.1462 0.03640 130 114 13 3
9255 Because the dessert island had trans fats. 1.1461 0.02884 178 154 22 2
9256 If it's not vegan I won't even touch it. 1.1460 0.03520 137 120 14 3
9257 Too bad I'm off sugar. 1.1460 0.03669 137 121 12 4
9258 I wouldn't go there if I were you, it's unhealthy. 1.1460 0.03812 137 122 10 5
9259 Is that a groovy lemon pie? Are you the candyman? 1.1460 0.03669 137 121 12 4
9260 If it's anything like a jellyfish, we'll have to steer clear of those tentacles. 1.1460 0.03364 137 119 16 2
9261 It is all fattening foods. 1.1460 0.03669 137 121 12 4
9262 Jelly roll gum drop. 1.1460 0.03364 137 119 16 2
9263 I thought the left at rainbow trail took us past the ice cream sea. 1.1460 0.03028 137 117 20 0
9264 It's probably from the floating island of discarded plastic. If it isn't, we don't have any cold milk 1.1460 0.03200 137 118 18 1
9265 Last Night only the Periscopes were Visible 1.1460 0.03520 137 120 14 3
9266 I'm going low-carb, so here is actually better. 1.1460 0.03364 137 119 16 2
9267 Do not even think about it!" "You will slide under water in this Candy Land game. 1.1460 0.03669 137 121 12 4
9268 Yes, and I won the cupcake making contest last year, too! 1.1460 0.03364 137 119 16 2
9269 Too bad I just started my paleo diet this week. 1.1458 0.03549 144 127 13 4
9270 I hear Shirley Temple had a time share on Peppermint Bay. 1.1458 0.03409 144 126 15 3
9271 I'm not sure this cartoon can handle another punch line! 1.1458 0.03549 144 127 13 4
9272 Am I dreaming or is this just a Whole30 mirage 1.1458 0.03264 144 125 17 2
9273 And you said it wouldn't float! 1.1457 0.03030 151 130 20 1
9274 See, that's how you can remember the spelling. We're on a desert island; that's a dessert island. Double the S because you'd like it to be real. 1.1457 0.03172 151 131 18 2
9275 Temptation Island never looked so sweet 1.1457 0.03172 151 131 18 2
9276 And the great irony is I like the song CAKE BY THE OCEAN. 1.1457 0.03030 151 130 20 1
9277 Why did I wish you on a deserted island? 1.1457 0.03172 151 131 18 2
9278 What's the flavor of elusion? 1.1457 0.03309 151 132 16 3
9279 I think we could swim it. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
9280 Dude, I didn’t know human waste was this bad! 1.1456 0.03088 158 137 19 2
9281 Oh you just have to try the Tiramisu ! 1.1456 0.03088 158 137 19 2
9282 Should I risk it in these shark-infested waters? 1.1456 0.03088 158 137 19 2
9283 Let it go, Cyrus 1.1456 0.02954 158 136 21 1
9284 My dentist woulsay, stay put 1.1456 0.03088 158 137 19 2
9285 I'm trying to eliminate sugar from my diet. 1.1456 0.03088 158 137 19 2
9286 Well, look at it this way. We won't gain weight. 1.1452 0.03376 124 107 16 1
9287 Dude, I have seen Shark Week before, there is no way I am going to swim out there 1.1452 0.04080 124 111 8 5
9288 I knew we should have spent the extra $500 on our yard 1.1450 0.03448 131 114 15 2
9289 It’s a good thing we’re both on the palm oil diet. 1.1450 0.03448 131 114 15 2
9290 It looks apatizing, but think what it will do to your thighs. 1.1449 0.03179 138 119 18 1
9291 You want the pie or the donut with sprinkles? 1.1449 0.03179 138 119 18 1
9292 You up for tacos? 1.1449 0.03644 138 122 12 4
9293 Ok but don't think that I'm going to share the tree with you. 1.1449 0.03179 138 119 18 1
9294 Do we swim for it or do you think a shark will get us ? 1.1449 0.03179 138 119 18 1
9295 sugar and spice and everything nice...let's stay! 1.1449 0.03341 138 120 16 2
9296 Man!...told you not to exaggerate on radio about kids surviving the crash. 1.1449 0.03341 138 120 16 2
9297 Is this before or after it was recycled? 1.1449 0.03341 138 120 16 2
9298 I thought we were playing Candyland I guess not any more 1.1448 0.03387 145 127 15 3
9299 I used to avoid them because of the fat, but now I know its because of the sugar. 1.1448 0.03243 145 126 17 2
9300 You know, I thought the Keto Diet would involve more food... 1.1448 0.03092 145 125 19 1
9301 Wouldn’t you know it. I just got diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes before our cruise. 1.1448 0.03243 145 126 17 2
9302 So...why are you gluten free? 1.1447 0.03288 152 133 16 3
9303 I hope my dentist doesn't see this! 1.1447 0.03288 152 133 16 3
9304 If you think that's heaven, I'm fine right here on diet island. 1.1447 0.03012 152 131 20 1
9305 Oooooh you wanted to go to the dessert island? You dumb m*therfucker, you dopey prick, now we're stranded here! I'll make sure you get your just desserts alright! And by that I mean justice hurts, because I'm going to beat the living sh*t out of you! 1.1447 0.03543 152 135 12 5
9306 Our relationship would survive long distance...I’m just not sure it could survive your sugar addiction. 1.1447 0.03288 152 133 16 3
9307 I wonder if they’re keto... 1.1447 0.03288 152 133 16 3
9308 The grass always looks gr...Not now, Alan. 1.1447 0.03070 159 138 19 2
9309 Sure,we agreed Sammy was our cast away artist,but I told you Mr. Bojangles could never make our lives satisfying and delicious. 1.1445 0.02921 173 150 21 2
9310 I said I'd do anything to get away from all that kitsch... 1.1439 0.03423 132 115 15 2
9311 We should avoid junk food anyway... 1.1439 0.03250 132 114 17 1
9312 At least this is better for our diets. 1.1439 0.03067 132 113 19 0
9313 Wanna swim for it? 1.1439 0.03423 132 115 15 2
9314 You know, that’s a younger ship wreck survivor’s island. I’m watching my waistline and sugars... 1.1439 0.03250 132 114 17 1
9315 Did I mention I'm on a diet? 1.1439 0.03423 132 115 15 2
9316 Look away. It's the deprivation diet talking. 1.1439 0.03067 132 113 19 0
9317 Looks like Wayne Thibaud was on the same ship we were on. 1.1439 0.03472 139 122 14 3
9318 I’m sorry I wasn’t a worse speller 1.1439 0.03318 139 121 16 2
9319 Well at least we won't get diabetes! 1.1439 0.03318 139 121 16 2
9320 I hope they are Vegan. 1.1439 0.03318 139 121 16 2
9321 Looks great, but I'm on a diet. 1.1438 0.03072 146 126 19 1
9322 You know sugar is bad for you. 1.1438 0.03222 146 127 17 2
9323 But they’re not gluten-free and have preservatives. 1.1438 0.03072 146 126 19 1
9324 With our luck, they aren't gluten-free. 1.1438 0.03366 146 128 15 3
9325 we're gluten free 1.1438 0.03635 146 130 11 5
9326 Do we have to? I've always hated that game. 1.1438 0.03072 146 126 19 1
9327 Sometimes a sweet islet is just a sweet islet. 1.1438 0.03072 146 126 19 1
9328 Invest now. Deserted dessert-watchers is the only diet plan that's FDA approved. 1.1438 0.03268 153 134 16 3
9329 I like your mirage better. I see a stack hamburgers and I'm vegan. Yeah, well I'm gluten intolerant. 1.1438 0.02993 153 132 20 1
9330 Let’s stick to tradition 1.1438 0.02993 153 132 20 1
9331 Hey Buddy? Yes Pete? You got that $50 I lent you? 1.1438 0.02993 153 132 20 1
9332 Just keep thinking of all those carbs, Slim. 1.1438 0.02993 153 132 20 1
9333 Is this Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's Green New Deal? 1.1438 0.03397 153 135 14 4
9334 Sugarplums? Huh. Must be that low-carb diet you were on. 1.1438 0.03134 153 133 18 2
9335 Spotlight, uh; moonlight, uh. 1.1437 0.03095 167 146 18 3
9336 Too bad we didn't rescue our toothbrushes." "I never believed in all-inclusive-offers for the shipwrecked anyway." 1.1437 0.02905 174 151 21 2
9337 I know it looks real but believe me it is a fake island. OK? 1.1429 0.03115 154 134 18 2
9338 I always imagined Sugarland as larger and more appealing. 1.1429 0.03053 147 127 19 1
9339 And how is this supposed to help me go on a diet? 1.1429 0.03344 147 129 15 3
9340 I told you that if I ate gluten something bad would happen. 1.1429 0.03563 133 117 13 3
9341 I thought the Good Ship Lollipop was just a song, but look at those bon-boys on the peppermint bay. 1.1429 0.02896 147 126 21 0
9342 I dreamt of The Good Ship Lollipop. Poor customer service. 1.1429 0.03053 147 127 19 1
9343 I’m pre-diabetic, so I should really pass on those treats. 1.1429 0.03399 133 116 15 2
9344 So, do you think we can make it to dessert island before becoming dinner for a shark? 1.1429 0.03046 133 114 19 0
9345 Man, do you think there's life out there? 1.1429 0.03227 133 115 17 1
9346 It's a shame I'm diabetic. 1.1429 0.03563 133 117 13 3
9347 Too bad that it will not survive global warming! 1.1429 0.03344 147 129 15 3
9348 Go ahead. I'm a vegan. 1.1429 0.03034 161 140 19 2
9349 Wow, no kidding, I think this is where the witch in Hansel and Gretel ended up? 1.1429 0.03159 161 141 17 3
9350 But then we'd have to worry about getting cavities. 1.1429 0.03202 147 128 17 2
9351 I’d rather die on this island, than be a sugar addict again. 1.1429 0.03327 126 109 16 1
9352 Too bad I'm on a low-carb, sugar-free diet otherwise I'd swim there. 1.1429 0.03449 140 123 14 3
9353 That explains the drag on that boat 1.1429 0.03344 147 129 15 3
9354 That can’t be good for my diabetes. 1.1429 0.03115 154 134 18 2
9355 I think it's a Christmas desert tray. 1.1429 0.03227 133 115 17 1
9356 It’s not even real. Neither am I. After the field gets to two dozen losers it’ll be time to wake up, Hillary. 1.1429 0.03296 140 122 16 2
9357 I got some service earlier and checked the lyrics to Nirvana's "Something in the Way." You were right, Kurt says he was living off the "drippings from the ceiling" — not "drippings from the semen." Sorry for making you do that. Plus, look over there! 1.1429 0.03719 133 118 11 4
9358 And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee. 1.1429 0.03034 161 140 19 2
9359 I'd join you, but the keto diet is working for me. 1.1429 0.03296 140 122 16 2
9360 This would be even more miserable if I wasn't diabetic. 1.1420 0.02751 162 139 23 0
9361 Do you think that's Julia Child's recipe? 1.1420 0.03141 162 142 17 3
9362 I hope those guys have a good dentist. 1.1420 0.02887 162 140 21 1
9363 I guess 'Dessert Island Discs' just didn't have the same ring to it. 1.1420 0.03141 162 142 17 3
9364 Too bad we're both diabetics. 1.1419 0.03228 155 136 16 3
9365 I think dyslexia is starting to set in. 1.1419 0.03323 148 130 15 3
9366 Candy Isle is a myth let's wait for another vessel. 1.1419 0.02878 148 127 21 0
9367 I always wanted to eat my desert or is it dessert first? 1.1419 0.03181 148 129 17 2
9368 Do you think Kilmer could’ve been sitting here when he came up with the line “only God can make a tree?” 1.1419 0.03323 148 130 15 3
9369 Bro, you never should have candy in the jello mold. 1.1418 0.03570 141 125 12 4
9370 We can make it over there as long as sharks don't like candy. 1.1418 0.03274 141 123 16 2
9371 But diabetes. 1.1418 0.03426 141 124 14 3
9372 As they say... the sand has better treasure on the other side. 1.1418 0.03116 141 122 18 1
9373 Without labels, we can’t tell if it's gluten-free. 1.1418 0.03842 134 120 9 5
9374 If only one of us were a dentist... 1.1418 0.03693 134 119 11 4
9375 Got the munchies? 1.1418 0.03375 134 117 15 2
9376 This new keto diet is intense. 1.1418 0.03205 134 116 17 1
9377 Ge, I hope they never build the wall they keep promising. 1.1411 0.03242 163 144 15 4
9378 I know! We'll call it Desert Island II! 1.1410 0.03209 156 137 16 3
9379 Gee I wonder why you chose this island? 1.1410 0.03209 156 137 16 3
9380 I just can’t derail my keto diet. 1.1410 0.02940 156 135 20 1
9381 The chocolate spread would have made the donut more tempting. 1.1410 0.02940 156 135 20 1
9382 Seems daddy will go great distances to part us" 1.1410 0.03077 156 136 18 2
9383 A floating UFO from Candyville? 1.1410 0.03209 156 137 16 3
9384 As long as it's gluten free, I'll make the swim... 1.1410 0.03209 156 137 16 3
9385 That mirage you have described sounds real wild. 1.1409 0.03161 149 130 17 2
9386 Candyland did not need to be made more like Jumanji 1.1409 0.03302 149 131 15 3
9387 You go ahead, the shade of a candy cane just doesn't do it for me. 1.1409 0.03302 149 131 15 3
9388 It’s only a mirage! 1.1409 0.02860 149 128 21 0
9389 They used to call it the Candy Mountain roller coaster--there's a steep drop just below the shoreline. 1.1409 0.03302 149 131 15 3
9390 Loaded with gluten! 1.1409 0.03015 149 129 19 1
9391 Wish I wasn't on a 30 day sugarless diet 1.1409 0.03302 149 131 15 3
9392 looks good from here but i hear its Capitalist... 1.1409 0.03436 149 132 13 4
9393 That's the United Sugar Archetypes. It's very rich, but totally lacking nutritional value. 1.1408 0.03547 142 126 12 4
9394 The candy canes are always greener ....... 1.1408 0.03095 142 123 18 1
9395 Did you hear the latest about Trump? 1.1408 0.03685 142 127 10 5
9396 Not just kitschy scuba gear! When it stands up it has terrible coral decay! 1.1407 0.03513 135 119 13 3
9397 Good thing I'm on a diet 1.1407 0.03352 135 118 15 2
9398 That’s how it feels like being diabetic. 1.1407 0.03352 135 118 15 2
9399 y'know, i think this might be black history month. 1.1407 0.03815 135 121 9 5
9400 It's a mirage,and if it's not,where and the hell am I going to get a cup of coffee !! 1.1407 0.03352 135 118 15 2
9401 And to think last week we found out we have Celiac disease... 1.1406 0.03800 128 114 10 4
9402 Have you ever heard the phrase,"The sand isn't always sweeter?" 1.1406 0.03085 128 110 18 0
9403 I got you babe 1.1405 0.02782 185 161 22 2
9404 Aliens still don't know that we don't eat sugar anymore. 1.1405 0.03580 121 106 13 2
9405 I'm not clear if swimming over there to "Trick or Treat" would benefit us or the sharks. 1.1404 0.04109 114 102 8 4
9406 Take no notice! Circe is up to her usual tricks - she knows you have a sweet tooth, and that the quickest way to a man's heart is through his stomach. 1.1404 0.02790 171 148 22 1
9407 Ginger Snaps or MaryAnn Cakes? 1.1402 0.02982 164 143 19 2
9408 Sand always looks sweeter on the candy side. 1.1402 0.02982 164 143 19 2
9409 Two words...Swedish. Barracuda. 1.1401 0.03315 157 139 14 4
9410 Nailed it! 1.1401 0.02779 157 135 22 0
9411 I've always much preferred the simple life myself. 1.1400 0.03415 150 133 13 4
9412 When you think about it...its really quite funny to think WE are on Candy Island. 1.1400 0.03142 150 131 17 2
9413 At least we've got no chance of getting diabetes? 1.1400 0.02996 150 130 19 1
9414 An ice age is bound to come. 1.1400 0.03281 150 132 15 3
9415 Looks good from here, but wait till you have to sign a new lease... 1.1400 0.03415 150 133 13 4
9416 I wonder who lives there? I think it is either Richard Branson or Little Debbie. 1.1400 0.03281 150 132 15 3
9417 I dunno, sugar is so fattening. 1.1399 0.03380 143 126 14 3
9418 There gores the neighborhood 1.1399 0.03075 143 124 18 1
9419 My arrangement of the the new "13th DAY OF CHRISTMAS": BOXING DAY!!! 1.1399 0.02911 143 123 20 0
9420 Remember, the grass (er, candy) is always greener on the other side. 1.1399 0.03075 143 124 18 1
9421 Sorry, I’m on a low carb diet 1.1399 0.03523 143 127 12 4
9422 Sorry pal, but not with my diabetes. 1.1399 0.03075 143 124 18 1
9423 Your name doesn't happen to be Gretel, doe it? 1.1399 0.03231 143 125 16 2
9424 I hope they are pescetarian. 1.1397 0.03161 136 118 17 1
9425 All we need is a scoop of ice cream with a cherry on top. No nuts required. 1.1397 0.03329 136 119 15 2
9426 We can eat as much as we want over there cause we'll burn off the calories on the swim back! 1.1397 0.02984 136 117 19 0
9427 Its too bad I am on the keto diet... 1.1395 0.03607 129 114 12 3
9428 Hantzel, Gretel, and global warming. 1.1395 0.03772 129 115 10 4
9429 I can't think of any reason. Can you?gj 1.1392 0.03041 158 138 18 2
9430 Just great, even out here,i can't stop thinking about my 400 pound ex wife. I'm having her hallucinations now. 1.1392 0.02905 158 137 20 1
9431 Wonka is escaping the cartel. THAT is as plain vanilla as he gets! 1.1392 0.02905 158 137 20 1
9432 All we get is a palm tree! 1.1392 0.03171 158 139 16 3
9433 To capture humans, the aliens adapted their spacecraft to lure humans to their vessel instead of beaming them up. 1.1391 0.02825 151 130 21 0
9434 And that’s why you should have gotten a sugar daddy. 1.1391 0.03393 151 134 13 4
9435 This dessert island is a little on the nose. 1.1391 0.02977 151 131 19 1
9436 Tempting? Yes, but at least we can pronounce the names in our ingredients. 1.1391 0.02977 151 131 19 1
9437 Sometimes being on the Keto Diet sucks. 1.1391 0.02977 151 131 19 1
9438 They didn't tell us this part of the keto diet. 1.1391 0.02977 151 131 19 1
9439 Just because I chose the low GI option didn't mean I wanted to go completely vegerarian. 1.1389 0.03055 144 125 18 1
9440 I can’t wait ‘ till we are done with this Whole 30 nonsense ! 1.1389 0.03358 144 127 14 3
9441 You see that island populated by every girl I had a crush on in school, right? 1.1389 0.03358 144 127 14 3
9442 I'd say the grass is greener, but that candy cane is definitely monochromatic. 1.1389 0.03210 144 126 16 2
9443 You should try those pastries. They're out of this world. 1.1389 0.03210 144 126 16 2
9444 funny, I thought this was candyland! 1.1389 0.03210 144 126 16 2
9445 Let's get rescued---they may have Oreo's! 1.1387 0.03465 137 121 13 3
9446 ... but virgin coconut oil is so much better for you! 1.1387 0.03140 137 119 17 1
9447 No thanks, I have a gluten allergy. 1.1387 0.03306 137 120 15 2
9448 Nah, since going Keto I've cut out processed sugar all together. I feel great...hey do you think this tree will ever grow coconuts? 1.1387 0.03465 137 121 13 3
9449 Besides, I’m on that no-sugar diet. 1.1386 0.03070 166 146 17 3
9450 Too bad that these Christmas Islanders are so damn possessive! 1.1385 0.03041 130 112 18 0
9451 Not gluten-free! 1.1384 0.03023 159 139 18 2
9452 If we stay here on our desert island, your bariatric surgery will really pay off. If we swim over to that dessert island you'll just go back to your old ways. What's it going to be 1.1382 0.03710 123 109 11 3
9453 Given we are both diabetic, I see this as a diabolical joke from someone who really does not like us!! 1.1382 0.03710 123 109 11 3
9454 It's called Candyland, where my cruise ship was headed when it went down. 1.1382 0.03103 152 133 17 2
9455 Too bad it’s my detox week 1.1382 0.03240 152 134 15 3
9456 But if you can wait 3 days the boat will pick you up. 1.1382 0.03240 152 134 15 3
9457 I tried to swim over there once. I was almost eaten by a vermicious knid. 1.1382 0.03103 152 133 17 2
9458 Yes, but carbs... 1.1379 0.03036 145 126 18 1
9459 And it’s not even Thanksgiving yet 1.1379 0.03036 145 126 18 1
9460 Nope, no sharks. But, the channel is chock-full of right wingers to keep you from reaching the paradise just a short distance away. 1.1379 0.03336 145 128 14 3
9461 When you said, ‘a deserted island’, I thought you meant, “a dessert-ed island’. 1.1379 0.03190 145 127 16 2
9462 You know, over there is full of sweets, but since you’re here with me, it makes this deserted island feel much more sweeter... 1.1379 0.03036 145 126 18 1
9463 I'm off sweets m'self. 1.1379 0.03036 145 126 18 1
9464 Trust me, a diet heavy in sugar can kill you. 1.1377 0.03053 167 147 17 3
9465 Darn. If only we had brought our "s". 1.1377 0.03053 167 147 17 3
9466 I booked the tickets during a keto phase. 1.1377 0.03169 167 148 15 4
9467 "Sorry but I'm on a diet" 1.1377 0.03284 138 121 15 2
9468 I think it's a mirage. 1.1377 0.03441 138 122 13 3
9469 It’s not quite what I had in mind when I wished to be on a desert island with an everlasting supply of sweets... 1.1377 0.03591 138 123 11 4
9470 Ist there a line to get in 1.1377 0.03441 138 122 13 3
9471 Anti Atkin propaganda-not falling for it. 1.1375 0.03005 160 140 18 2
9472 Looks to me like too many carbs. 1.1375 0.03005 160 140 18 2
9473 I'm beginning to suspect it's only a Candy Island of the Mind. 1.1374 0.03386 131 115 14 2
9474 But, where would the raised beds for the lavender go? Think about that. 1.1374 0.03019 131 113 18 0
9475 Too bad I'm off carbs this month. 1.1374 0.03555 131 116 12 3
9476 Screw the diet! I'm swimming to Candy Island NOW. 1.1373 0.03220 153 135 15 3
9477 I like to swim there underwater and then pop up with a big silly grin on my face. 1.1373 0.02791 153 132 21 0
9478 The caloric input on that island has sunk many a ship. 1.1373 0.03084 153 134 17 2
9479 I believe that's the Good Ship Lollipop. Too bad I 'm on the keto diet. 1.1373 0.03084 153 134 17 2
9480 Yeah, but everyone is seriously fat over there." 1.1373 0.03084 153 134 17 2
9481 It must be Christmas and we've been here since Fourth of July 1.1373 0.02941 153 133 19 1
9482 Too bad I'm a diet... 1.1371 0.03499 124 109 13 2
9483 The food always looks sweeter on the other island. 1.1370 0.03016 146 127 18 1
9484 I bet my kid would love that. 1.1370 0.02855 146 126 20 0
9485 Of course its a national emergency. If I eat the food I'll lose the weight. Make America eat great again. Or was that a gain 1.1370 0.02855 146 126 20 0
9486 I would, but I'm doing strict keto. 1.1370 0.03016 146 127 18 1
9487 You think those cupcakes are gluten-free? 1.1370 0.03016 146 127 18 1
9488 Don't worry, everything that grows on Isla Dolce is paleo. You won't gain a pound. 1.1370 0.03454 146 130 12 4
9489 Hey k'nuckles. Did you ever wonder if candied island is a mirage? 1.1370 0.03169 146 128 16 2
9490 I wonder if it's the icing on top of a plastic island. 1.1367 0.03097 139 121 17 1
9491 Ah, I remember the willy wonker movie what is your favourite movie? 1.1367 0.03097 139 121 17 1
9492 When I was a kid, we had to walk this over ice and snow. 1.1367 0.03848 139 126 7 6
9493 Don't even think about going over there; those deserted desserts are so sweet, they will make you hallucinate for months! 1.1367 0.03097 139 121 17 1
9494 This wasn't in the Candy Land vacation brochure! 1.1366 0.02715 161 139 22 0
9495 The Sugarhill Gang 1.1366 0.03115 161 142 16 3
9496 This is worse than Tantalus, kid. At least he stays immortal. 1.1364 0.02716 176 153 22 1
9497 I would have felt worse if it was gluten free. 1.1364 0.03065 154 135 17 2
9498 Sunshine, rainbows and lollipops? That's my mystery. 1.1364 0.03185 132 115 16 1
9499 But we don't know how to swim".... 1.1364 0.03456 154 138 11 5
9500 At least we are living a healthy life without sugar. 1.1364 0.03690 132 118 10 4
9501 I'm allergic to sweets. 1.1364 0.03362 132 116 14 2
9502 Yeah but the grass is greener on the other side. 1.1364 0.02923 154 134 19 1
9503 It’s a one-way only trip....there’ll be no coming back! 1.1364 0.03054 176 156 16 4
9504 Unluckily, I am on a non-carb diet. 1.1364 0.03201 154 136 15 3
9505 I'd like to but I'm worried about my sugar 1.1364 0.03362 132 116 14 2
9506 Do you think it is gluten-free? 1.1361 0.03149 147 129 16 2
9507 It's the perfect diet plan! 1.1361 0.03293 147 130 14 3
9508 Good thing I'm not a sweet tooth! 1.1361 0.02997 147 128 18 1
9509 I don't know, there's that sugar thing you know... 1.1361 0.02997 147 128 18 1
9510 I've got dibs on the cake! 1.1361 0.03149 147 129 16 2
9511 Don’t be fooled, that’s a German submarine left from W.W. II. 1.1360 0.03653 125 111 11 3
9512 We're either carb-free or we're not. 1.1357 0.03239 140 123 15 2
9513 Let's just swim over! 1.1357 0.02905 140 121 19 0
9514 You think the misfit toys are somewhere around here? 1.1357 0.03239 140 123 15 2
9515 So near and yet so sugary...\` 1.1357 0.03077 140 122 17 1
9516 Well, I've always argued against Globalization. I see this as a test. 1.1355 0.02906 155 135 19 1
9517 I bet none of it's keto, though. 1.1355 0.03181 155 137 15 3
9518 Your speech impediment is playing tricks on you. 1.1355 0.03047 155 136 17 2
9519 I'm not sure where it came from all of a sudden. My mouth is watering just looking at all of that meat. 1.1355 0.02906 155 135 19 1
9520 We’ll jeopardize our health if we eat that. Now if it were organic and farm raised... 1.1353 0.02977 133 115 18 0
9521 It's a mirage. Don't bother. 1.1353 0.03505 133 118 12 3
9522 Sugar is the new Cancer. 1.1353 0.03338 133 117 14 2
9523 this sugar high is making me see things 1.1353 0.03163 133 116 16 1
9524 It looks to good to be true, just like Santa Claus proved out. 1.1351 0.03129 148 130 16 2
9525 That whale has seven blow holes 1.1351 0.03129 148 130 16 2
9526 Would you believe Diabetes? 1.1350 0.02953 163 143 18 2
9527 How’s that diet going? 1.1350 0.03199 163 145 14 4
9528 After reading the Brothers Grimm, the Kraken thought he would try something new 1.1349 0.03056 126 109 17 0
9529 Well,maybe some of the baked stuff is sugar-free,but the canes,never. 1.1349 0.03446 126 111 13 2
9530 Can you see the sugar plum tree.... 1.1348 0.03218 141 124 15 2
9531 My mind is playing a game with me. 1.1348 0.03372 141 125 13 3
9532 Heh looks like we made the wrong turn 1.1348 0.03218 141 124 15 2
9533 It is not a mirage. That's part of the Green New Deal! 1.1348 0.03218 141 124 15 2
9534 You go ahead, I'm on the keto diet. 1.1348 0.03519 141 126 11 4
9535 Stay tuned, we'll be on "Dessert Island Discs" next week. 1.1346 0.02888 156 136 19 1
9536 I think it's a shark illusion. 1.1345 0.03360 119 104 14 1
9537 America is not a meritocracy, and no one should think it is. 1.1343 0.03141 134 117 16 1
9538 In my last job, all I wanted was a wall. 1.1343 0.03315 134 118 14 2
9539 So, what are some, say, swimming distance goals? 1.1342 0.03252 149 132 14 3
9540 Looks like they survived The Caine Mutiny pretty well. 1.1342 0.03388 149 133 12 4
9541 It's a living! 1.1342 0.03109 149 131 16 2
9542 I told you, I’m sticking with paleo if it’s the last thing I ever do. 1.1342 0.03109 149 131 16 2
9543 I say we discard this place and move over there for the “Spark Joy” of it. 1.1342 0.03519 149 134 10 5
9544 My doctor said all the sugar in my diet is going to kill me. 1.1341 0.02806 164 143 20 1
9545 Ship wrecked...on the wrong island. 1.1339 0.03421 127 112 13 2
9546 I feel like I’m on the ‘GOOD SHIP LOLLIPOP’ 1.1338 0.03197 142 125 15 2
9547 So you say you have trouble breathing; any other symptoms? 1.1338 0.03197 142 125 15 2
9548 Dude, can you please stop humming Alanis Morissette songs? 1.1338 0.03197 142 125 15 2
9549 I heard it was the set for a Nicki Minaj music video. 1.1338 0.03495 142 127 11 4
9550 That tank top contrasts nicely with those jorts. 1.1338 0.03349 142 126 13 3
9551 I shouldn't have taken that painting class from Wayne Thiebaud. 1.1338 0.03270 157 140 13 4
9552 Y’know, as a kid, this game felt easier.” Barrett Law, Brooklyn, N 1.1338 0.02871 157 137 19 1
9553 Do you have any mints left? 1.1338 0.03010 157 138 17 2
9554 You have got to be kidding. Instead of a rescue boat, you asked us to be sent the newest router? 1.1338 0.03270 157 140 13 4
9555 It’s the plastic you have to be aware of, not the sharks. 1.1338 0.03270 157 140 13 4
9556 Why is the food on that island so big? 1.1338 0.03143 157 139 15 3
9557 Sure, it's an easy swim over to that desserted island, but we'd sink on the way back. 1.1337 0.02852 172 151 19 2
9558 But there's no drive thru. 1.1333 0.02937 135 117 18 0
9559 I can't find my passport anywhere. 1.1333 0.02941 150 131 18 1
9560 Im not saying it’s not a decent opportunity. I’m just sayin it’s not exactly the “Good Ship Lollypop.” 1.1333 0.03292 135 119 14 2
9561 Do you think that island has life forms? Oh ! I hope not, they might invade. 1.1333 0.03090 150 132 16 2
9562 It is a mirage; I don´t see sharks around. 1.1333 0.03090 150 132 16 2
9563 What do you mean it's not allowed on your diet? 1.1333 0.03455 135 120 12 3
9564 Now's probably a good time to tell you I'm gluten intolerant. 1.1333 0.03292 135 119 14 2
9565 You said we should cut the sugar, right? 1.1333 0.02941 150 131 18 1
9566 Somehow, I don't really care that the grass is greener on this side anymore. 1.1333 0.02941 150 131 18 1
9567 Me neither. 1.1333 0.03090 150 132 16 2
9568 It's a Fat Morgana. 1.1329 0.03250 158 141 13 4
9569 Do you think that the island is inhabited by the witch in Hansel and Gretel? Will we end up like them? 1.1329 0.02992 158 139 17 2
9570 I think you've gone too far with this new diet. 1.1329 0.02854 158 138 19 1
9571 I love you, too, but you still haven't commented on the approaching candy submarine swimming our way. 1.1329 0.02992 158 139 17 2
9572 Let's race to the land of sweets. Whoever wins gets to eat. 1.1329 0.03016 143 125 17 1
9573 We may be forced to defend our palm ! This monster, as sweet as it looks, has huge appetite for coconuts ! 1.1329 0.03472 143 128 11 4
9574 She told me to go left and now I'm dessert-less with you. 1.1329 0.03327 143 127 13 3
9575 Its not Grenada. Must be Haight-Ashbury Park. 1.1329 0.03175 143 126 15 2
9576 I bet King Kandy owns it, unless Princess Lolly got it in the divorce. 1.1329 0.03175 143 126 15 2
9577 I find it interesting that in a desperate moment, we're both reverting to a childish fantasy. 1.1328 0.03011 128 111 17 0
9578 Why tempt ourselves with all that gluten? 1.1325 0.02774 166 145 20 1
9579 It's from the first 'land shark-candygram' tests off off off Broadway. 1.1325 0.02768 151 131 20 0
9580 Do you think we can bribe the sharks? 1.1324 0.03431 136 121 12 3
9581 Geez Joe, I told you we shouldn’t have left, you go first. 1.1324 0.03098 136 119 16 1
9582 That island is looking like a snack! 1.1324 0.03098 136 119 16 1
9583 Yeah my stomach isn't that big either. 1.1324 0.03098 136 119 16 1
9584 We may be sick of coconuts now, but after the sugar high there'll be nothing left. 1.1322 0.03092 121 105 16 0
9585 I'd swim over there but the water's pretty frosty." 1.1321 0.03231 159 142 13 4
9586 I TOLD you we should have asked Uncle Milton Bradley for CANDY LAND not STAY ALIVE for Christmas! 1.1321 0.02974 159 140 17 2
9587 Looks like a party to Me. Yahoo! 1.1321 0.02837 159 139 19 1
9588 I am not swimming to there with you. I have diabetes. 1.1319 0.03449 144 129 11 4
9589 so does this mean were on alcatraz 1.1319 0.02997 144 126 17 1
9590 Too bad I've given up carbs. 1.1319 0.03305 144 128 13 3
9591 At least we will have low cholesterol. 1.1318 0.03713 129 116 9 4
9592 Go ahead. Enjoy. I never touch sweets. 1.1317 0.02759 167 146 20 1
9593 If we wait long enough, will it float all the way here? 1.1316 0.02905 152 133 18 1
9594 This is going to ruin my diet. 1.1316 0.02751 152 132 20 0
9595 No thanks, I am watching my cholesterol. 1.1316 0.03191 152 135 14 3
9596 If only we landed in the gum trees. 1.1316 0.03191 152 135 14 3
9597 Oh my a new game we can play. 1.1314 0.02897 137 119 18 0
9598 I hope it's all gluten and dairy free, that's what I ordered. 1.1314 0.03246 137 121 14 2
9599 Nah, I’ll pass. Too many carbs... 1.1314 0.03246 137 121 14 2
9600 I told you going into gumdrop forest was a trap! 1.1310 0.03695 145 132 7 6
9601 Losing at Candyland again! 1.1310 0.03426 145 130 11 4
9602 Shh. I think I can hear Shirley Temple sing "On the Good Ship Lollipop!" 1.1310 0.03134 145 128 15 2
9603 Am I dreaming of Shirley Temple? 1.1310 0.02977 145 127 17 1
9604 How's that Whole 30 thing going? 1.1310 0.03134 145 128 15 2
9605 It is a good thing that we know the government's food guide, otherwise it would be a mirage. 1.1310 0.03134 145 128 15 2
9606 But do you think it’s all paleo? 1.1308 0.03520 130 116 11 3
9607 You can't eat it. I will just give you more of a sweet tooth. 1.1308 0.03163 130 114 15 1
9608 No, the mental training is exactly why it’s *not* just another fad diet 1.1308 0.03346 130 115 13 2
9609 Like I said, butter, not guns. 1.1307 0.03171 153 136 14 3
9610 I know, my sweet tooth is out of this world. 1.1307 0.02734 153 133 20 0
9611 At least we don't need to worry about diabate. 1.1307 0.02887 153 134 18 1
9612 They're talking to me, for sure...as soon as you get a message we'll go for it. 1.1304 0.03056 138 121 16 1
9613 Looks like they found their "Dessert" island band 1.1304 0.03537 138 124 10 4
9614 Don't fall for it! The only giant candy cane around here is right behind us. 1.1304 0.03384 138 123 12 3
9615 Just my luck I'm diabetic. 1.1304 0.03224 138 122 14 2
9616 I wonder if anything there is gluten-free. 1.1304 0.03056 138 121 16 1
9617 Oasis of the sea. 1.1304 0.03384 138 123 12 3
9618 When I said to aim our flotsam to the right of course I meant that right. 1.1304 0.02662 161 140 21 0
9619 Honee, don't worry, you are sweet enough for me. 1.1304 0.03312 161 145 11 5
9620 Is that really how you want to deal with this diet? 1.1302 0.02975 169 150 16 3
9621 I know it's a mirage, but I am still teetering on diabetic shock. 1.1301 0.02958 146 128 17 1
9622 Feh. I'd never set foot in that synagogue. 1.1301 0.03262 146 130 13 3
9623 Where’s the Big Rock Candy Mountain? 1.1301 0.03262 146 130 13 3
9624 I hope it's duty free and gluten free! 1.1301 0.03404 146 131 11 4
9625 I’ve been watching my sugar 1.1301 0.02958 146 128 17 1
9626 Unfortunately, they're off my diet. 1.1299 0.03014 154 136 16 2
9627 We can't go over there. I'm on a diet. 1.1299 0.03283 154 138 12 4
9628 Is there any easy flight ?? 1.1298 0.02947 131 114 17 0
9629 Healthy mind, healthy body. No more junk food! 1.1298 0.03322 131 116 13 2
9630 I would have crashed landed there but...whole 30. 1.1298 0.03322 131 116 13 2
9631 That other Island looks sweet and tempting but on the other hand if we go there we'll have no where to sleep! 1.1298 0.03494 131 117 11 3
9632 We can eat it all except the Candy Canes which we will use for floats. 1.1296 0.02923 162 143 17 2
9633 Absolutely, it would be be bad for our diet! 1.1296 0.02923 162 143 17 2
9634 I said aavikko. 1.1295 0.03361 139 124 12 3
9635 Doesn’t matter. My cardiologist says that sugar is the worst thing I can eat. 1.1295 0.03202 139 123 14 2
9636 I'd give my left foot to eat that doughnut. 1.1293 0.02776 147 128 19 0
9637 If a ship passes through, which island do you think they'll choose? 1.1293 0.03241 147 131 13 3
9638 It's a no for me... I'm diabetic. 1.1293 0.03094 147 130 15 2
9639 Carl, where’s the chocolate boat? 1.1293 0.02939 147 129 17 1
9640 Tempting, but I'm watching myself. 1.1293 0.02939 147 129 17 1
9641 Did we land on keto island? 1.1290 0.02996 155 137 16 2
9642 "I just don't like that sweet taste in my mouth" 1.1290 0.02996 155 137 16 2
9643 Even if it wasn't a mirage, I'm diabetic. 1.1290 0.03232 124 109 14 1
9644 For cartoon from Feb 11, 2019 “Have you noticed any tightness in your chest?” 1.1290 0.03615 124 111 10 3
9645 Such nonsense 1.1288 0.02906 163 144 17 2
9646 fdasfsdfsdfsdaf 1.1288 0.03469 132 118 11 3
9647 It's not a mirage. It's just the sugar rush. 1.1288 0.03298 132 117 13 2
9648 Just think what that would do to your blood sugar. 1.1288 0.03298 132 117 13 2
9649 I told you to turn right! 1.1288 0.03298 132 117 13 2
9650 I chose Candy Land as my one game for our desert island, not a deserted Candy Land island. 1.1286 0.02839 140 122 18 0
9651 If only cupcakes and donuts had wings like a Boeing 747 to fly straight into our mouths. 1.1286 0.03015 140 123 16 1
9652 In an effort to lower blood sugar levels, the sweets are on a strict 30 day desert island survivor cleanse diet. Mike Darrington - Spokane, WA 1.1286 0.03015 140 123 16 1
9653 Aww.. you really think my eyes look like the ocean? You’re so sweet. 1.1284 0.03220 148 132 13 3
9654 Let’s start a band called Marooned Take 5.” 1.1284 0.03074 148 131 15 2
9655 Is it a mirage or one of those human luring monster that are hungry? 1.1284 0.03074 148 131 15 2
9656 I guess this is a good of an excuse as any to start keto. 1.1284 0.03074 148 131 15 2
9657 Quite singing MacArthur Park... I’m seeing too much as it is. 1.1282 0.02977 156 138 16 2
9658 l'm sorry I forgot the GPS. 1.1282 0.02835 156 137 18 1
9659 If those aren't vegan, I'm eating You 1.1282 0.02835 156 137 18 1
9660 I never thought that I would see the day, when diabetics are banished to an island." 1.1282 0.03547 117 104 11 2
9661 That's where Jeff Probst lives. 1.1280 0.03016 164 146 15 3
9662 If I look, do you promise to not try and eat me again? 1.1280 0.03016 164 146 15 3
9663 We could start an alien rumor. 1.1280 0.03208 125 110 14 1
9664 Yup, looks good. But those aren't flooded Brooklyn treats, ya egg. Those are fuckin flooded Portland treats and I'm not risking the ass I have left for fuckin kimchi donuts and sweetbread candy canes. I've got all the sweetbreads I need right here... 1.1280 0.03403 125 111 12 2
9665 But I told you I’m trying to avoid sugar. 1.1278 0.03275 133 118 13 2
9666 What the hell does an "s" have to do with us being stranded 1.1278 0.03275 133 118 13 2
9667 Let's wait for the next one,except for the candy canes there's nothing there that's GF! 1.1278 0.03606 133 120 9 4
9668 I always wondered what that would feel like. 1.1278 0.02906 133 116 17 0
9669 No, it’s not a mirage, but alas, I don’t have a sweet tooth! 1.1278 0.03096 133 117 15 1
9670 What do you think? 1.1277 0.03159 141 125 14 2
9671 That reminds me--it's almost pi day. 1.1277 0.02995 141 124 16 1
9672 It would only cause another crash. 1.1277 0.03608 141 128 8 5
9673 Talk about a sweet tooth. 1.1275 0.03055 149 132 15 2
9674 Perverts of the sea? 1.1275 0.03200 149 133 13 3
9675 Mudt be Pierre Hermé's island -- the famous desert chef. 1.1274 0.02818 157 138 18 1
9676 Too bad it's not gluten-free 1.1274 0.02669 157 137 20 0
9677 I don't think it's Jenny Craig. 1.1274 0.02960 157 139 16 2
9678 Imagine ending up there with our A1C. We sure are lucky. 1.1273 0.02872 165 146 17 2
9679 Wow. I guess the rumors were true. Moby Dick is now Moby Diane. 1.1273 0.02998 165 147 15 3
9680 Did you request the “Keto Island,” too? 1.1272 0.02910 173 154 16 3
9681 Disney... 1.1269 0.02886 134 117 17 0
9682 Damn, I'm on a low carb, sugar free diet. 1.1269 0.03252 134 119 13 2
9683 It seems like the swim would cancel out the carbs, but you can't out-train a bad diet 1.1268 0.03138 142 126 14 2
9684 Forget it. It's either a sugar-coated mirage or a diabetic cesspool. 1.1268 0.03138 142 126 14 2
9685 Since he’s been accepting bitcoin, his muffins are selling like hotcakes 1.1268 0.03294 142 127 12 3
9686 So this is what you meant by "want a date or a tasty cake?" 1.1268 0.02975 142 125 16 1
9687 I gave up desserts years ago. 1.1268 0.03294 142 127 12 3
9688 I don’t know anout you, but I’m diabetic. 1.1268 0.03138 142 126 14 2
9689 Lately, I've cut out sugar from my diet. 1.1268 0.03138 142 126 14 2
9690 I'm pretty sure there's no candy cane exception on the keto diet. 1.1267 0.02725 150 131 19 0
9691 I'm sweet on you! 1.1266 0.02942 158 140 16 2
9692 Oh, Oh, its the North Korean navy.... 1.1266 0.02801 158 139 18 1
9693 It would be a blessing if I didn’t have high cholesterol 1.1266 0.02654 158 138 20 0
9694 Should I call the health department? 1.1265 0.02981 166 148 15 3
9695 You go ahead if you want, but my doctor recommended I avoid sweets for a few months. 1.1261 0.03055 119 104 15 0
9696 Life can be exciting living next to Carnival Island. 1.1261 0.03055 119 104 15 0
9697 No matter how long we are stuck here, I still don't get why it's the Cherry Pitfall? 1.1260 0.02956 127 111 16 0
9698 So nice here at candy land 1.1259 0.03229 135 120 13 2
9699 I'm afraid once we get there that they won't have anything gluten-free. 1.1259 0.03396 135 121 11 3
9700 I'm on a diet. 1.1259 0.03053 135 119 15 1
9701 the reality of dieting 1.1259 0.02866 135 118 17 0
9702 I'm not schizo,hallucinating, or delusionary. I know what I see. 1.1259 0.03396 135 121 11 3
9703 Who cares about the sharks? Think of all those calories . . . " 1.1259 0.03117 143 127 14 2
9704 I thought about making the swim, but there’s no way that’s gluten-free. 1.1259 0.02784 143 125 18 0
9705 I’d go with you but my doctor said I can’t have sweets anymore. 1.1258 0.03016 151 134 15 2
9706 I wonder if I'm still a diabetic? 1.1258 0.03016 151 134 15 2
9707 We're gonna call it the "Pie-er" festival. 1.1258 0.02638 159 139 20 0
9708 It had been an inhabited island before the last resident was addicted to regional products. 1.1258 0.03057 159 142 14 3
9709 Hey, tomorrow everything will be okay. 1.1257 0.02840 167 148 17 2
9710 I can't have gluten. I'm diabetic. 1.1250 0.02907 160 142 16 2
9711 Damn it, I'm on a sugar free diet. 1.1250 0.03097 144 128 14 2
9712 It's the Good Ship Lollipop Submarine. 1.1250 0.03250 144 129 12 3
9713 I knew I should have started my diet next week. 1.1250 0.02846 136 119 17 0
9714 I knew candyland cheaters—they were toddlers. 1.1250 0.03066 168 151 13 4
9715 My card’s expired, what about your’s? 1.1250 0.03530 136 123 9 4
9716 So, you’re telling me I’ll notice a real improvement if I go keto? 1.1250 0.03276 152 137 11 4
9717 I moved here when I became pre-diabetic. 1.1250 0.03463 120 107 11 2
9718 Witches Island. 1.1250 0.02849 152 134 17 1
9719 It’s not a robotic island with candy, is it? 1.1250 0.03372 136 122 11 3
9720 And how have we been sleeping lately? 1.1250 0.03032 136 120 15 1
9721 Studio budget cuts....Robinson Crusoe meets Mars Attacks 1.1250 0.03140 152 136 13 3
9722 I guess there’s always a”greener” oasis somewhere else! 1.1250 0.03097 144 128 14 2
9723 Pay no attention to that It’s just that angler fish again 1.1250 0.03396 144 130 10 4
9724 I'd go with you, but I'm doing Whole30. 1.1250 0.02849 152 134 17 1
9725 I think that island has telomeres. It must be rather new. 1.1250 0.03097 144 128 14 2
9726 I'd love to, but I'm on a low-carb diet. 1.1242 0.02752 161 142 18 1
9727 One chance in a million that’s it’s pastries? So there is a chance! 1.1242 0.02752 161 142 18 1
9728 This channel could be infested with sharks: why don't you go check it out: 1.1241 0.02748 145 127 18 0
9729 No, I'm trying this new gluten-free thing. 1.1241 0.02917 145 128 16 1
9730 It's a mirage...this too will pass. 1.1241 0.03184 137 122 13 2
9731 How do you know there will be milk and honey on the other side? 1.1241 0.03011 137 121 15 1
9732 Hey, You think this island has postmates? 1.1240 0.03303 129 115 12 2
9733 Shame that it’s all papier-mache. 1.1240 0.02913 129 113 16 0
9734 Hmm, looks fairly resource-rich. You up for some preventive-war? 1.1240 0.03303 129 115 12 2
9735 Billionaires' tactics don't work for me. 1.1234 0.02961 154 137 15 2
9736 I'll race you to the rainbow, Bro 1.1234 0.02814 154 136 17 1
9737 Shame I'm not doing carbs this week. 1.1233 0.02898 146 129 16 1
9738 oh look there, Bee from the candy store, 1.1233 0.02730 146 128 18 0
9739 Bikini bottom isn't so great anymore 1.1232 0.03325 138 124 11 3
9740 Just when I was trying to stay off carbs! 1.1232 0.03325 138 124 11 3
9741 I never met Shirley Temple, but I bet she was a spoiled brat. 1.1231 0.03279 130 116 12 2
9742 What a coincidence. I dreamt of Candy last night too...but the kind that's just earning extra money for college and working through daddy issues. 1.1227 0.02986 163 146 14 3
9743 I would but I’m on an enedia diet. 1.1227 0.02986 163 146 14 3
9744 Now that we’re married and thinking about children we may want to move to the burbs 1.1226 0.03082 155 139 13 3
9745 Is it a merrage or is this our lucky day? 1.1226 0.02797 155 137 17 1
9746 perhaps we should invest in some metal straws 1.1226 0.02797 155 137 17 1
9747 That earworm country song of "The Big Rock Candy Mountain," has new meaning for me now. 1.1226 0.02943 155 138 15 2
9748 To bad i'm diabetic 1.1224 0.03187 147 132 12 3
9749 Want to know what your playing for? 1.1224 0.02713 147 129 18 0
9750 I know Fyre this year has been pretty lame but look what 1.1224 0.03037 147 131 14 2
9751 I'm telling you, Joe, it's 2 sweet 2B 4got10...but ya gotta try. 1.1223 0.02789 139 122 17 0
9752 Might be art of the Big Rock Candy Mountains chain. 1.1223 0.02789 139 122 17 0
9753 It’s tempting, but it is all sugar! 1.1223 0.02970 139 123 15 1
9754 I don't care, Geppetto, if you no longer love me. At least Pinocchio would lie he could get me there. 1.1221 0.02872 131 115 16 0
9755 -but I’m on a diet to get sexy abs! 1.1221 0.03070 131 116 14 1
9756 hey are you holding? 1.1220 0.03574 123 111 9 3
9757 Let's go. I don't see any castaway witch. 1.1220 0.03180 123 109 13 1
9758 Hey dude, if you stop at the shore, will you bring me back some snacks? 1.1216 0.03018 148 132 14 2
9759 IT LOOKS LIKE A CANDYLAND ISLAND TO ME 1.1216 0.02696 148 130 18 0
9760 Poseidon may drop by soon. 1.1216 0.03018 148 132 14 2
9761 Yeah, but it's not keto. 1.1214 0.02950 140 124 15 1
9762 I played "Candy Land" as a kid, but too bad we don't have "Shoots and Ladders". 1.1214 0.03119 140 125 13 2
9763 It could be worse--every now and then a sugar bowl does the tootsie roll with a big fat devil's food cake. 1.1214 0.03119 140 125 13 2
9764 Maybe this is a desert cupcake after all. 1.1214 0.02770 140 123 17 0
9765 I hear the cops have wooden legs. Oh, and the vaping trees! 1.1212 0.02824 165 147 16 2
9766 Actually, I’m on the Whole 30 Diet 1.1212 0.03048 132 117 14 1
9767 Life of Riley is right in front of you. 1.1210 0.03044 157 141 13 3
9768 Better there than here. I'm trying to cut back on sweets. 1.1208 0.03146 149 134 12 3
9769 (Sigh$ 2020: so near and yet so far! 1.1208 0.02998 149 133 14 2
9770 Dad shits in his pants 1.1208 0.03552 149 137 6 6
9771 All the world is candy land and we but licorice spaces. 1.1206 0.03098 141 126 13 2
9772 If I only could swim? 1.1206 0.02752 141 124 17 0
9773 And it used to be known as the Island of Misfit Pants. 1.1206 0.03098 141 126 13 2
9774 And this is why we have to tax the ultra-sweet. 1.1203 0.03209 133 119 12 2
9775 Sure they have praline, but we are diabetes free 1.1203 0.03026 133 118 14 1
9776 Now that I come to think of it, can the Palm tree grow candy? 1.1200 0.03331 125 112 11 2
9777 Thatta a cool whale 1.1200 0.02825 150 133 16 1
9778 It’s an out of the way Dylan’s Candy Bar but perhaps they have Creme Brûlée on the top level. 1.1200 0.02825 150 133 16 1
9779 Is this the sea of swirly-twirly gumdrops from that one movie... what’s it called? 1.1200 0.02464 175 154 21 0
9780 If this doesn't work,we'll use a laxative. 1.1200 0.03266 150 136 10 4
9781 I think it's paradise island, we should swim for it." "No. I think it's a poisonous submersible insect spaceship armed with an arsenal of defensive nuclear armamints. 1.1200 0.03126 150 135 12 3
9782 A vegan dreams: longing for intimacy 1.1197 0.02911 142 126 15 1
9783 Too bad we're vegans with gluten allergies. 1.1197 0.03236 142 128 11 3
9784 I’m telling you it’s not just a mirage—that island is desserted.” or “I think it’s a trap—it brings back nightmares I had of the Child Catcher in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. 1.1197 0.03078 142 127 13 2
9785 Maybe we should have stuck with Keto. 1.1195 0.03008 159 143 13 3
9786 Actually I'm glad. I'm pre-diabetic. 1.1194 0.02812 134 118 16 0
9787 I see food things in your future 1.1194 0.03005 134 119 14 1
9788 Captain Ahab was the wrong choice for The Good Ship Lollipop. 1.1189 0.02892 143 127 15 1
9789 I reckon it’s the Ice Crean Sea or the Licorice Lagoon. Wonder if King Kandy would grant us asylum. 1.1187 0.02565 160 141 19 0
9790 My dentist told me, don't. 1.1187 0.02856 160 143 15 2
9791 Sugar is not that good for you, you know..." 1.1186 0.03440 118 106 10 2
9792 Please stop singing 'Shiny.' 1.1185 0.02984 135 120 14 1
9793 At midnight ghosts of the Lollipop Kids appear. 1.1185 0.03163 135 121 12 2
9794 Aren't you glad we went keto? 1.1184 0.02790 152 135 16 1
9795 Too much added sugar! 1.1184 0.02629 152 134 18 0
9796 What if the sharks have evolved? 1.1181 0.03085 127 113 13 1
9797 My heart is dying for those pastries. 1.1181 0.03085 127 113 13 1
9798 Maybe if an insulin needle and syringe float in we can visit. 1.1181 0.02873 144 128 15 1
9799 The goodies are always more luscious... 1.1181 0.03193 144 130 11 3
9800 You realize , after we eat all that stuff , we will sink to the bottom of the ocean “ ! 1.1180 0.02698 161 143 17 1
9801 It's the grandchild of the good ship Lollipop. 1.1176 0.02963 136 121 14 1
9802 I know, but it would be sooo fattening. 1.1176 0.03141 136 122 12 2
9803 Trolli’s only come out during low tide 1.1176 0.02963 136 121 14 1
9804 Remember the song about "milk and honey on the other side?" 1.1176 0.03141 136 122 12 2
9805 Together now, 'There is no Life I know To compare with pure imagination Living there You'll be free If you truly wish to be . . . ' 1.1176 0.02773 153 136 16 1
9806 Perhaps our 1.1173 0.02822 162 145 15 2
9807 Just our luck, to many carbs. 1.1172 0.02854 145 129 15 1
9808 True, it looks great. But you know they say that sugar is poison. 1.1172 0.02854 145 129 15 1
9809 how is it that I make out traffic jams, high rises and power lines? 1.1172 0.02854 145 129 15 1
9810 Let's wait for the keto diet to emerge. 1.1172 0.03062 128 114 13 1
9811 That was a poor investment. 1.1172 0.02854 128 113 15 0
9812 oh no, another alien sugar high! 1.1168 0.02754 137 121 16 0
9813 Don't sugar the pill, Larry! 1.1168 0.02754 137 121 16 0
9814 Desserts are floating to our desert island. 1.1164 0.03151 146 132 11 3
9815 Oh and Mom says we should arrive early tonight. 1.1164 0.02835 146 130 15 1
9816 Treeless wouldn't have been all bad! 1.1161 0.02888 155 139 14 2
9817 Sadness is only a state of mind. Here, in liquid state to be specific. 1.1159 0.02922 138 123 14 1
9818 I’ll have to pass - I’m on the Atkins Diet. 1.1159 0.03422 138 126 8 4
9819 Enticing, but I'm still on a low sugar diet. 1.1159 0.03098 138 124 12 2
9820 O, boy, must be Disney Land 1.1159 0.02507 164 145 19 0
9821 Why’d it have to be lime flavored jello? 1.1156 0.02978 147 132 13 2
9822 THEY'RE ALL YOURS 'CAUSE THEY'RE MADE FROM SEA FOAM & SAND 1.1156 0.02817 147 131 15 1
9823 And you said this is better than the harm reduction method? 1.1154 0.03209 130 117 11 2
9824 i've got six cavities just looking at that stuff! 1.1154 0.02813 130 115 15 0
9825 I know that it's spelled with two S's, but Kelly and I just went gluten-free. 1.1154 0.02723 156 139 16 1
9826 Then one day, he said he had to get back to the factory and put to sea in a marzipan boat. Never saw Willy again. 1.1154 0.02566 156 138 18 0
9827 Chiam was a good person and he didn't keep kosher. 1.1154 0.02870 156 140 14 2
9828 Tides Do you know when the tide ebbs out so we can walk across again 1.1154 0.03390 130 118 9 3
9829 All we need is love (but some sweets now and then wouldn't hurt) 1.1154 0.02870 156 140 14 2
9830 Looks Good -- Doesn't it. BUT In this close a quarters - Eating spoiled food is not pretty 1.1154 0.02723 156 139 16 1
9831 Tantalizing, but all I need for my keto diet is right here on this island... 1.1151 0.03077 139 125 12 2
9832 I’m on the Whole 30 right now; it’s the sweetest kind of surrender. 1.1151 0.02902 139 124 14 1
9833 The last of the Mohegans 1.1151 0.02902 139 124 14 1
9834 Of all the delusions of grandeur that you had to suffer, it had to be the one that reminds us as children of our failed dreams, and us as adults of our failed waistlines. 1.1149 0.02959 148 133 13 2
9835 While visions of sugar plums danced in their sweet little heads 1.1146 0.02993 157 142 12 3
9836 This mirage must be PC - or we would see Judy Garland chased by Munchkins. 1.1146 0.02706 157 140 16 1
9837 Roll double 6's. 1.1145 0.02622 166 148 17 1
9838 That mirage seems more and more delicious every time I look at it." Markell Raphaelson West; Laurel, Marylan 1.1145 0.02478 166 147 19 0
9839 Let's end our diet now and go to the candy island". 1.1143 0.02699 140 124 16 0
9840 I never did have much of a sweet tooth. 1.1143 0.02699 140 124 16 0
9841 i feel like this channel is on so many levels of irony that if I asked what it is i would never get a straight answer 1.1141 0.02940 149 134 13 2
9842 So, that's how you watch your weight on the Bon Appétit key... 1.1141 0.02613 149 132 17 0
9843 Captain Nemo celebrating big 150. 1.1139 0.02836 158 142 14 2
9844 I prefer the chocolate cake if it’s okay with you. 1.1136 0.02974 132 118 13 1
9845 What's this dad? What's what? 1.1136 0.02974 132 118 13 1
9846 Good thing we are on a low-carb diet. 1.1135 0.03352 141 129 8 4
9847 If we could only make it to the other side. 1.1135 0.02681 141 125 16 0
9848 None of that is keto. 1.1133 0.02921 150 135 13 2
9849 Well, I've got some Keto pancakes we can eat. 1.1129 0.02854 124 110 14 0
9850 GoFundMe was definitely the way to go. 1.1129 0.03281 124 112 10 2
9851 What is that, a rescue candy? 1.1128 0.03316 133 121 9 3
9852 Yes, but I am on the keto diet 1.1128 0.03140 133 120 11 2
9853 Quick, hide under the palm tree. You know I'm on a diet and if they see us, I might not be able to resist. 1.1127 0.02844 142 127 14 1
9854 It must be Candy Land Abridged. 1.1127 0.02663 142 126 16 0
9855 SSS So near, and yet, so far! 1.1127 0.03015 142 128 12 2
9856 Did you lost your eminem's there last winter . 1.1126 0.02581 151 134 17 0
9857 Man, I keep hearing that kids’ song “The Big Rock Candy Mountain”. 1.1125 0.02506 160 142 18 0
9858 Did I ever tell you Candyland is my favorite bored game? 1.1119 0.02932 134 120 13 1
9859 I'm a salt man, so seeing that much sugar means nothing to me. 1.1119 0.02995 143 129 12 2
9860 I went gluten free, how about you? 1.1119 0.03155 143 130 10 3
9861 The other man's grass is always sweeter... 1.1118 0.02729 152 136 15 1
9862 That's where the Lollypop drops off its old stock. I'm not going to risk a tummy ache. 1.1118 0.02729 152 136 15 1
9863 Next thing you know the whole neighborhood will be commercial and no residential to develop! 1.1111 0.02715 135 120 15 0
9864 Candy land appears each time you smile.... 1.1111 0.02975 144 130 12 2
9865 You can go on ahead, but ‘The Island of Soggy Desserts’ just doesn’t sound too appealing to me. 1.1111 0.02807 144 129 14 1
9866 Are you sure you're not a dentist? 1.1111 0.02867 153 138 13 2
9867 Tempting, but I'm on a strict keto diet. It is said to sharpen your mind, especially memory. 1.1111 0.02549 153 136 17 0
9868 Actually, the clams, mussels, and seaweed that we eat is much healthier for you than that sugary stuff. 1.1111 0.02911 135 121 13 1
9869 If only they hadn't made a honey ocean 1.1111 0.02904 162 147 12 3
9870 Next time you are MVP at the Super Bowl, shout "I am going to Disneyland, not anywhere from maddening crowd." 1.1104 0.02696 154 138 15 1
9871 At least we'll be healthy here when we die. Geoff. Rytell Toronto 1.1103 0.02788 145 130 14 1
9872 They call it D-isle-abetes. 1.1103 0.02611 145 129 16 0
9873 Why result to cannibalism when candy island is just over there?" "I am on a low carb diet" 1.1103 0.03074 136 123 11 2
9874 Well, it’s not really a mountain though, is it? 1.1103 0.02891 136 122 13 1
9875 I don't see any Lollipops. Must be the Good Ship Calories. 1.1102 0.03006 127 114 12 1
9876 spent all those years prepping for civilizational collapse and not a single one of the cryptoracist bloggers i read accounted for the shit that matters most. maintaining keto next to a magic candy island, and returning the love of a good man. 1.1097 0.02679 155 139 15 1
9877 I would rather be rescued, son, than entertained." 1.1097 0.02679 155 139 15 1
9878 Oh Candy Sea, what you’re doing to me! 1.1097 0.02976 155 141 11 3
9879 Again and again we end up in this stereotypical situation. And they expect us to say funny things! 1.1097 0.02831 155 140 13 2
9880 It’s just inside the nine dashed line. 1.1096 0.02770 146 131 14 1
9881 Too bad I've given up sweets. I need a South Beach Island! 1.1095 0.02871 137 123 13 1
9882 You are allergic to sugar, no? 1.1094 0.02983 128 115 12 1
9883 Sam: "I wish I new how to swim". Tom: "nah, that stuffs bad for your teeth". 1.1090 0.02503 156 139 17 0
9884 I just love the sulfur dioxide breezes" 1.1090 0.02503 156 139 17 0
9885 That stuff simply isn't on my diet. 1.1085 0.02749 129 115 14 0
9886 Oh, I get it, you're say desserted with two s's. 1.1085 0.02749 129 115 14 0
9887 There were two documentaries about that island and I didn't know which one to watch. 1.1085 0.03159 129 117 10 2
9888 No, I think we'd have to be in a different toon to actually see the curvature of the earth effect. 1.1085 0.02961 129 116 12 1
9889 Actually, I stopped going after that problem with the Triglyce Ride. 1.1084 0.02421 166 148 18 0
9890 This is perfect for our diet! 1.1083 0.02849 120 107 13 0
9891 Oh, right! Just when I'm over the word diet 1.1081 0.02735 148 133 14 1
9892 No, I’m sorry. There is no rock candy. 1.1081 0.02898 148 134 12 2
9893 Sugar's my weakness. Gonna have to pass." 1.1079 0.02641 139 124 15 0
9894 Honey, I said you should limit your sweets, not move away from them forever. 1.1079 0.02832 139 125 13 1
9895 Imitation of Island Life: Plus-size island besting supermodel island. You go big island. Eat your heart out. 1.1079 0.02641 139 124 15 0
9896 The long divide between the Republican and Democratic islands is only an age away. 1.1076 0.02780 158 143 13 2
9897 Can't. I'm on keto. 1.1074 0.02545 149 133 16 0
9898 My winter day-pass expired last week. 1.1071 0.02812 140 126 13 1
9899 Let’s not fall for the allure of sugar 1.1071 0.02812 140 126 13 1
9900 Whatever you say. My WW will kick your whey allergy’s butt! 1.1067 0.03013 150 137 10 3
9901 I'm sorry, but this just doesn't inspire me. 1.1067 0.03013 150 137 10 3
9902 We've turned the planet into a colossal sewer and sooner or later we'll all suffer the consequences of what we've done. 1.1067 0.02700 150 135 14 1
9903 Of all the times to start Whole30... 1.1064 0.02793 141 127 13 1
9904 ? 1.1064 0.02793 141 127 13 1
9905 I wouldn't try it Jim, the calories isn't worth the swim 1.1064 0.02793 141 127 13 1
9906 Is that a palm tree or did Gabe get skinnier, either way let's pee on it. 1.1064 0.02969 141 128 11 2
9907 Diets are for the birds! 1.1062 0.02886 160 146 11 3
9908 And then there is the big rock candy mountain on th 1.1056 0.02949 142 129 11 2
9909 You go ahead. I’m sticking with my Keto diet. 1.1056 0.02775 142 128 13 1
9910 I didnt want to be dropped over there .thats. The island for my 600 pound life. Hopefuls 1.1056 0.02775 142 128 13 1
9911 Too bad I'm gluten free 1.1056 0.02430 161 144 17 0
9912 Do you see that island of sweets? 1.1056 0.02584 161 145 15 1
9913 Janice, do you think this is another Billy McFarland stunt? 1.1056 0.02430 161 144 17 0
9914 Below the surface, it’s just a pile of sea grass; all show. 1.1053 0.02877 133 120 12 1
9915 All fattening. 1.1049 0.02930 143 130 11 2
9916 Diabetics for Climate Change PSA: 2032: Candy Island 2018: Peak of Candy Mountain 1.1049 0.02756 143 129 13 1
9917 And they were roommates... 1.1046 0.02650 153 138 14 1
9918 She may look sweet, but she's the Nazis' worst nightmare. 1.1046 0.02807 153 139 12 2
9919 Just keep staring at the palms and thinking candy. 1.1046 0.02482 153 137 16 0
9920 Let's Swim to Sugar Plum Island! 1.1045 0.03046 134 122 10 2
9921 The extra-terrestrials still think of us as primitives requiring a sugar hit. 1.1043 0.03118 115 104 10 1
9922 It's only one stop on the L Train 1.1043 0.02835 163 149 11 3
9923 There is candy on that island. 1.1043 0.02698 163 148 13 2
9924 It’s not symmetrical. Sheila Pennebaker, Alpharetta, Ga 1.1037 0.03025 135 123 10 2
9925 Ha, Look at that lot, bunch of dessert island dicks 1.1037 0.03025 135 123 10 2
9926 Vanilla again. 1.1034 0.02720 145 131 13 1
9927 And THAT my friend is the real keto-land offering sugarfree-flourfree-glutenfree-carbfree desserts and breads everywhere... all the time! 1.1032 0.02452 155 139 16 0
9928 Fake Chews." Leslie Chain, Tigress@KatrinasKritters.or 1.1032 0.02721 126 113 13 0
9929 No drinkable water, no food... how are we still alive? 1.1032 0.02945 126 114 11 1
9930 He was a former Disney animator. 1.1027 0.02521 146 131 15 0
9931 Sorry. I just don't believe in Candy Crush. Or Kandy Krush, either. 1.1027 0.02872 146 133 11 2
9932 Told you keto island would become a drag. 1.1020 0.02853 147 134 11 2
9933 I guess this makes us bosom buddies! 1.1020 0.02685 147 133 13 1
9934 I’ve heard of a Candy Mountain, guess there’s a Candy Island,too! 1.1019 0.02422 157 141 16 0
9935 If we spell out the name 'Cockaygne' in pieces of candy, do you think Rand McNally will put the name on their new maps? 1.1017 0.03042 118 107 10 1
9936 Well, they say the sugar is always sweeter. 1.1016 0.02901 128 116 11 1
9937 Looks simpler than a wall. 1.1016 0.03106 128 117 9 2
9938 We could swim to the dessert island but it would mess with our diet 1.1016 0.03106 128 117 9 2
9939 Ya just couldn’t ask directions, right? Annnnddd. I always win at Candyland—too petty to let me win this time, hmmm? 1.1014 0.02579 138 124 14 0
9940 Sure, that works for dessert, but what should we have for an appetizer and dessert? 1.1014 0.02961 138 126 10 2
9941 Those Yanks keep falling for Trump’s lies It’s all such a mirage!!! 1.1014 0.02777 138 125 12 1
9942 My girlfriend just went sugar-free. What's your story? 1.1011 0.02531 178 162 14 2
9943 i'm going with Democrats 1.1008 0.02879 129 117 11 1
9944 hey man, remember that cartoon marvelous misadventures of flapjack?" 1.1007 0.02562 139 125 14 0
9945 And you wonder why I suffer from islans envy. 1.1007 0.02816 149 136 11 2
9946 Oasis on the waves? 1.1007 0.02650 149 135 13 1
9947 Are you sure it’s a Flying Saucer... yes after the sugar rush I suddenly was having an anal probe. 1.1006 0.02321 169 152 17 0
9948 Tempting yes, but I'm on this no-carbs diet now. 1.1000 0.02633 150 136 13 1
9949 Hey man! It's just plastic. 1.1000 0.02458 150 135 15 0
9950 You known that i'm on a sugar free diet 1.0994 0.02577 171 156 13 2
9951 Gimme Gimme Gimme dat ding 1.0993 0.02780 151 138 11 2
9952 I think I'm starting to hallucinate. There's no way that Maroon 5's performance could have been deemed less than professional. 1.0993 0.02617 151 137 13 1
9953 At the time the choice would seem obvious to anyone who saw themselves as overweight. 1.0993 0.02617 151 137 13 1
9954 We're in luck! The Isle of Misfit Sugar Plums! 1.0993 0.02721 141 128 12 1
9955 As a loyal Liberal I can’t believe what I see 1.0988 0.02509 162 147 14 1
9956 Did you say there's a fast track to the seven-step program? 1.0986 0.02702 142 129 12 1
9957 There’s a lot of candy on that island. Maybe we should call it Candy Isle. Our island has no candy, so far as I can tell, Glen. 1.0986 0.02881 142 130 10 2
9958 No, it’s not fishy. 1.0986 0.02702 142 129 12 1
9959 It sure looks tempting, but I’ll have to pass since my doctor told me that I have to cut out all sweets. 1.0979 0.02684 143 130 12 1
9960 What with my low carb diet, it's an approach avoidance issue. 1.0979 0.02684 143 130 12 1
9961 Looks like AOC has been around here. 1.0968 0.02711 155 142 11 2
9962 We missed deadline for last week as mail delivery was slow-we had a blizzard 1.0966 0.02989 145 134 8 3
9963 By Emma, I will always love you, but I choose a Platonic love there. 1.0962 0.02537 156 142 13 1
9964 Would you rather die of inanition or diabetes? 1.0959 0.02631 146 133 12 1
9965 We got a palm tree and they got Paul Hollywood? 1.0956 0.02930 136 125 9 2
9966 The fun looks tempting on the other side. 1.0955 0.02354 157 142 15 0
9967 Yeah, it’s the new season; ‘Survivor: Cake Wars island’ 1.0952 0.02787 147 135 10 2
9968 No, we won't have to buy tickets. We'll just say we're parents after the kids show up. 1.0952 0.02429 147 133 14 0
9969 We almost died on 'deert' island, so I say keep going. 1.0952 0.02614 147 134 12 1
9970 I 'd like to be there dentist. 1.0949 0.02809 158 146 9 3
9971 Are you in for a swim? I’m hungry. 1.0946 0.02769 148 136 10 2
9972 Lucky me that I’m on a sugar-free diet! 1.0938 0.03025 128 118 8 2
9973 I hear Harry McClintock is buried there. 1.0938 0.02630 160 147 11 2
9974 Everyone is doing so well. 1.0930 0.02567 129 117 12 0
9975 Who can take a sunrise? Sprinkle it with dew Cover it with chocolate and a miracle or two The Candy Man The Candy Man can! 1.0930 0.03198 129 120 6 3
9976 all that glitters is not gold 1.0929 0.02462 140 127 13 0
9977 Don't look. Thin of your glycemic index. 1.0929 0.02662 140 128 11 1
9978 I’ d say thst’s Better 1.0927 0.02716 151 139 10 2
9979 What did you say was the name of that Dharma Station? The Sweet Tooth? 1.0927 0.02368 151 137 14 0
9980 Let's not try and swim. It's too risky. 1.0920 0.02271 163 148 15 0
9981 Did you ever hear of that series of paintings called "The Voyage of Life" by Thomas Cole? 1.0915 0.02626 142 130 11 1
9982 Off-brand? I vote cannibalism. 1.0915 0.02626 142 130 11 1
9983 Kids in Africa v.s kids in the U.s 1.0915 0.02339 153 139 14 0
9984 Damn you Pelosi! 1.0909 0.02609 143 131 11 1
9985 Why did you land us on this “Keto” island for ? 1.0909 0.02500 154 141 12 1
9986 The meal was so dry they even served desert as dessert 1.0909 0.02609 143 131 11 1
9987 Did you see the Sugar Bowl do the Tootsie Roll.... 1.0890 0.02365 146 133 13 0
9988 I guess it’s good I ‘m sucrose intolerant! 1.0887 0.02564 124 113 11 0
9989 I hosey the strawberry 1.0882 0.03038 136 127 6 3
9990 Double “s” sweetie, we’ll get there next time. 1.0876 0.02424 137 125 12 0
9991 It's the Democrats, once they get your vote they'll crap you out. 1.0870 0.02407 138 126 12 0
9992 If it weren't for the shark infested waters, I'd swim right over there to Candy Cane Island. 1.0867 0.02305 150 137 13 0
9993 Your turn. Is the icing is always sweeter on the other isle? Or is Leviathan’s Legendary Lure real? 1.0866 0.02744 127 117 9 1
9994 So this is where King Kandy's been hiding. 1.0863 0.02793 139 129 8 2
9995 Out a sight, isn t it? 1.0855 0.02631 152 141 9 2
9996 I've decided to cut back on sugar 1.0848 0.02176 165 151 14 0
9997 Rub-A-Dub-Dub he took the tub. 1.0845 0.02342 142 130 12 0
9998 I really don't feel like dessert now anyway 1.0839 0.02414 155 143 11 1
9999 Yeah, but to get over there we have to swim across this sea of cum. 1.0839 0.02414 155 143 11 1
10000 If they really wanted to tempt us, they’d say they could explain how there can be a second season of “Russian Doll”. 1.0833 0.02513 144 133 10 1
10001 Weird flex, but okay. 1.0822 0.02281 146 134 12 0
10002 I said, bitch, I'm Dirt McGirt, fresh out and back on the scene, and don't you ever in your life turn ya back on the king 1.0809 0.02235 173 160 12 1
10003 Well now we know Valhalla when we see it. 1.0809 0.02962 136 128 5 3
10004 Aah, an “Optimist”...thought you said he was an “Optometrist”? 1.0809 0.02347 136 125 11 0
10005 I’m guess a whole lot of gluten 1.0805 0.02611 149 139 8 2
10006 We have probably come close to the island of the marine hockey Playground. The game will start soon with Mr.Trump and other side wonderfull Journalists 1.0805 0.02431 149 138 10 1
10007 It is doubly ironic: My favorite rock band is, 'They Might Be Giants...' 1.0789 0.02385 152 141 10 1
10008 I wished to have a boat, not Habro. 1.0787 0.02399 127 117 10 0
10009 island gaga 1.0775 0.02658 142 133 7 2
10010 If that is fantasy island where the he'll is da plane daughter plane 1.0764 0.02127 157 145 12 0
10011 They always said to add a second "s", but they also beware the mirages 1.0741 0.02495 135 126 8 1
10012 Sugar sure is addictive 1.0738 0.02149 149 138 11 0
10013 i'm so hungry let's go to that candyland' Kevin Sanchez-Romero,Annadale,V 1.0730 0.02231 137 127 10 0
10014 Okay I guess Keto isn't the worst diet out there. 1.0714 0.02184 140 130 10 0
10015 I have diabetes! 1.0714 0.02408 140 131 8 1
10016 This don't need no @#$&!! caption. 1.0692 0.02488 130 122 7 1
10017 That what left of dinosaurs dinner 1.0667 0.02398 135 127 7 1
10018 I dreamed it’s just a sugar and gluten free tease. 1.0658 0.02017 152 142 10 0
10019 Just remember, if you end up needing a dentist, we don't have any ice skates. 1.0638 0.02066 141 132 9 0
10020 Dont tell me the sharks made Frank a star. Reality tv sucks. 1.0621 0.02236 145 137 7 1
10021 I want an appetizer, a main dish, and a dessert, in this order. 1.0584 0.02108 154 146 7 1
10022 I'm afraid what God's keep doing is not so Christian! It's been years we're giving him our weakness, and he's still showing off his weekends! 1.0584 0.02011 137 129 8 0
10023 I swam all the way to candy land, the gingerbread pawns guarding the island, kept pushing back into the sea, like I was a bum drop! 1.0571 0.02214 140 133 6 1
10024 "That's island there, is just an illusion to us. It's not real." 1.0543 0.02285 129 123 5 1