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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2019-03-03T16:07:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2019-03-17T15:07:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2019-03-11T15:07:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | March 18, 2019 |
Number of captions | 10025 |
Number of responses | 1454910 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | I wish we'd noticed that before eating Bob. | 1.7407 | 0.07357 | 135 | 71 | 28 | 36 |
1 | I wish we’d seen that before we ate Dave. | 1.7178 | 0.06484 | 163 | 85 | 39 | 39 |
2 | I do not see a lifesaver. | 1.6962 | 0.06267 | 158 | 80 | 46 | 32 |
3 | Think there are any Life Savers? | 1.6953 | 0.07404 | 128 | 70 | 27 | 31 |
4 | See any Lifesavers? | 1.6596 | 0.07105 | 141 | 82 | 25 | 34 |
5 | I really don't have any room left after we ate John. | 1.6582 | 0.06584 | 158 | 90 | 32 | 36 |
6 | I see two palm trees, a tire, and some driftwood. Why do you ask? | 1.6562 | 0.06017 | 160 | 83 | 49 | 28 |
7 | Over there they call it macarooned. | 1.6500 | 0.06642 | 140 | 76 | 37 | 27 |
8 | Oldest shark trick in the book | 1.6475 | 0.06915 | 139 | 79 | 30 | 30 |
9 | If only we had a Life Saver. | 1.6319 | 0.06592 | 144 | 81 | 35 | 28 |
10 | Looks desserted to me. | 1.6258 | 0.06546 | 155 | 91 | 31 | 33 |
11 | It looks totally desserted. | 1.6205 | 0.05830 | 166 | 90 | 49 | 27 |
12 | Is it just me or are the sharks getting smarter? | 1.6133 | 0.06401 | 150 | 86 | 36 | 28 |
13 | If you say 'desserted island' one more time.... | 1.6115 | 0.06238 | 157 | 90 | 38 | 29 |
14 | Looks completely desserted. | 1.6057 | 0.06005 | 175 | 103 | 38 | 34 |
15 | It appears desserted. | 1.5987 | 0.06140 | 152 | 86 | 41 | 25 |
16 | Over there we’d be macarooned. | 1.5973 | 0.06239 | 149 | 85 | 39 | 25 |
17 | So dessert island wasn’t a typo after all. | 1.5901 | 0.06198 | 161 | 96 | 35 | 30 |
18 | The least they could do is throw us a Life Saver. | 1.5887 | 0.06292 | 141 | 80 | 39 | 22 |
19 | It looks like the sharks have upped their game | 1.5874 | 0.06380 | 143 | 83 | 36 | 24 |
20 | It's a trick. Once you get over there they try to sell you a timeshare. | 1.5833 | 0.05789 | 144 | 77 | 50 | 17 |
21 | Chances are, one of us isn't real either... | 1.5802 | 0.06588 | 131 | 76 | 34 | 21 |
22 | And I thought we had wrecked near the Sandwich Islands. | 1.5797 | 0.06325 | 138 | 79 | 38 | 21 |
23 | After eating Johnson, I don't have room for dessert. How about you? | 1.5767 | 0.06330 | 163 | 102 | 28 | 33 |
24 | It's called the Isle of Just Desserts. | 1.5764 | 0.06041 | 144 | 81 | 43 | 20 |
25 | Too bad there's no life savers. | 1.5743 | 0.05995 | 148 | 84 | 43 | 21 |
26 | Looks like it's desserted. | 1.5694 | 0.06206 | 144 | 84 | 38 | 22 |
27 | The Sandwich Islands must be nearby. | 1.5677 | 0.05863 | 155 | 89 | 44 | 22 |
28 | Ronald, I swear, if you call that a "desserted" island one more time... | 1.5645 | 0.07173 | 124 | 78 | 22 | 24 |
29 | I've been there. It's a miniature golf course. | 1.5634 | 0.06117 | 142 | 82 | 40 | 20 |
30 | I could have sworn these were the Sandwich Islands... | 1.5621 | 0.05926 | 153 | 89 | 42 | 22 |
31 | Looks like we're macarooned. | 1.5621 | 0.05853 | 153 | 88 | 44 | 21 |
32 | It’s the Isle of Just Desserts. | 1.5620 | 0.06459 | 137 | 82 | 33 | 22 |
33 | 'Looks desserted.' | 1.5603 | 0.06070 | 141 | 81 | 41 | 19 |
34 | Well, now that we've polished off Mary Ann, Ginger, The Howells, and the Professor, guess we could swim over there for a little dessert... | 1.5574 | 0.06589 | 122 | 71 | 34 | 17 |
35 | Remember to wait a half hour before you swim back. | 1.5547 | 0.06353 | 128 | 74 | 37 | 17 |
36 | Give me that dang lamp before you waste the next two wishes! | 1.5517 | 0.06705 | 145 | 94 | 22 | 29 |
37 | A boat, Kevin. You should have wished for a boat. | 1.5507 | 0.06429 | 138 | 84 | 32 | 22 |
38 | I thought you said these were the sandwich islands! | 1.5488 | 0.05757 | 164 | 98 | 42 | 24 |
39 | Do you think they have lifesavers over there? | 1.5466 | 0.05639 | 161 | 94 | 46 | 21 |
40 | I thought you said we were going to the Sandwich Islands. | 1.5455 | 0.06304 | 132 | 78 | 36 | 18 |
41 | It’s obviously desserted. | 1.5455 | 0.05906 | 154 | 92 | 40 | 22 |
42 | It looks like a desserted island. | 1.5442 | 0.05969 | 147 | 87 | 40 | 20 |
43 | according to Yelp, the buttercream alone is worth the trip | 1.5429 | 0.05358 | 175 | 102 | 51 | 22 |
44 | Do you suppose it has life savers? | 1.5429 | 0.06197 | 140 | 84 | 36 | 20 |
45 | Weird, no Life Savers... | 1.5396 | 0.06233 | 139 | 84 | 35 | 20 |
46 | We could use Life Savers. | 1.5385 | 0.06099 | 143 | 86 | 37 | 20 |
47 | I've read enough German fairy tales to know not to fall for it. | 1.5364 | 0.05851 | 151 | 90 | 41 | 20 |
48 | Great. Now my appetite is spoiled for my dinner mirage. | 1.5357 | 0.06602 | 140 | 90 | 25 | 25 |
49 | It’s one of the Greek islands- Dextrose. | 1.5344 | 0.06618 | 131 | 82 | 28 | 21 |
50 | I guess we didn’t have to eat Danny. Or our raft. | 1.5321 | 0.06196 | 156 | 100 | 29 | 27 |
51 | If I make it, i’ll throw you a Life Saver. | 1.5315 | 0.06261 | 143 | 89 | 32 | 22 |
52 | It's a well-known shark trick. | 1.5290 | 0.05744 | 138 | 79 | 45 | 14 |
53 | Of course they forgot the Life Savers. | 1.5263 | 0.06046 | 152 | 95 | 34 | 23 |
54 | I'm staying put. That island is clearly desserted. | 1.5263 | 0.06629 | 133 | 85 | 26 | 22 |
55 | When was that island desserted? | 1.5259 | 0.06636 | 135 | 87 | 25 | 23 |
56 | Oh, you see that too? We probably should've talked about that before we ate Steve. | 1.5248 | 0.05919 | 141 | 84 | 40 | 17 |
57 | Seriously? A dessert island? | 1.5247 | 0.05822 | 162 | 101 | 37 | 24 |
58 | You're not thinking about desserting me too? | 1.5235 | 0.06067 | 149 | 93 | 34 | 22 |
59 | Maybe we are the illusion | 1.5217 | 0.06190 | 138 | 85 | 34 | 19 |
60 | What exactly was your third wish? | 1.5215 | 0.05318 | 163 | 95 | 51 | 17 |
61 | I am seeing naked ladies; what are you seeing? | 1.5212 | 0.05409 | 165 | 98 | 48 | 19 |
62 | Do you think the whole island is desserted? | 1.5212 | 0.05610 | 165 | 101 | 42 | 22 |
63 | You said the Jones’s weren’t going to decorate this year. | 1.5211 | 0.06138 | 142 | 88 | 34 | 20 |
64 | All that, and not a life saver to be seen ! | 1.5205 | 0.06240 | 146 | 93 | 30 | 23 |
65 | I think that’s what they call a dessert island. | 1.5177 | 0.06172 | 141 | 88 | 33 | 20 |
66 | Last year there were 2 rows of chocolate chips but, you know - climate change. | 1.5172 | 0.05881 | 145 | 88 | 39 | 18 |
67 | Dude, what was in that coconut? | 1.5168 | 0.05683 | 149 | 89 | 43 | 17 |
68 | You do realize that was our third wish. | 1.5146 | 0.05398 | 171 | 104 | 46 | 21 |
69 | You should be pleased to know, it takes my mind off of eating you." | 1.5135 | 0.05792 | 148 | 90 | 40 | 18 |
70 | So this is hell. | 1.5119 | 0.05663 | 168 | 106 | 38 | 24 |
71 | Let's swim to the Sandwich Islands first. | 1.5109 | 0.05779 | 137 | 81 | 42 | 14 |
72 | I've got a bad feeling about this, Gretel. | 1.5068 | 0.06392 | 146 | 97 | 24 | 25 |
73 | Seems like the First Class passengers are holding up okay. | 1.5068 | 0.05852 | 146 | 90 | 38 | 18 |
74 | You know, if it weren’t for autocorrect, we would be on dessert island right now. | 1.5068 | 0.06166 | 146 | 94 | 30 | 22 |
75 | Do you think there’s a Lifesaver over there? | 1.5068 | 0.05932 | 146 | 91 | 36 | 19 |
76 | You think they’ve got any Lifesavers? | 1.5065 | 0.05772 | 154 | 96 | 38 | 20 |
77 | Definitely desserted. | 1.5063 | 0.05661 | 158 | 98 | 40 | 20 |
78 | Clever, clever sharks. | 1.5041 | 0.06466 | 123 | 77 | 30 | 16 |
79 | That island is obviously desserted. | 1.5039 | 0.06429 | 129 | 82 | 29 | 18 |
80 | That's why they call it Statin Island! | 1.5036 | 0.06140 | 137 | 86 | 33 | 18 |
81 | It's the island of just desserts! | 1.5036 | 0.05987 | 139 | 86 | 36 | 17 |
82 | That must be the desserted island. | 1.5034 | 0.05963 | 145 | 91 | 35 | 19 |
83 | Figures! We get the desert island and they get the dessert island. | 1.5032 | 0.05616 | 157 | 97 | 41 | 19 |
84 | Nobody over there. It’s desserted. | 1.5000 | 0.06350 | 126 | 79 | 31 | 16 |
85 | It seems to be desserted. | 1.5000 | 0.05717 | 136 | 81 | 42 | 13 |
86 | Reminds me of the Republican tax plan | 1.5000 | 0.06141 | 142 | 91 | 31 | 20 |
87 | I dont see any lifesavers over there... | 1.5000 | 0.06243 | 146 | 96 | 27 | 23 |
88 | Even my delusions are just out of reach. | 1.5000 | 0.05841 | 138 | 84 | 39 | 15 |
89 | And thus concludes the tale of Baskin Robinson Crusoe. | 1.5000 | 0.06547 | 126 | 81 | 27 | 18 |
90 | Your mother goes to such great lengths to get us to visit. | 1.5000 | 0.06249 | 126 | 78 | 33 | 15 |
91 | How about that? A desserted island! | 1.4966 | 0.06199 | 145 | 95 | 28 | 22 |
92 | It's the gummy sharks that scare me. | 1.4965 | 0.05603 | 143 | 86 | 43 | 14 |
93 | It looks as if its desserted. | 1.4965 | 0.06267 | 143 | 94 | 27 | 22 |
94 | Well I don’t think it’s one of the Sandwich Islands. | 1.4963 | 0.06120 | 135 | 85 | 33 | 17 |
95 | Yeah, but we've got the nicer view. | 1.4957 | 0.06380 | 117 | 72 | 32 | 13 |
96 | They were just a scone's throw from a desserted island. | 1.4938 | 0.05890 | 162 | 107 | 30 | 25 |
97 | True, but we've got shade. | 1.4936 | 0.05419 | 156 | 95 | 45 | 16 |
98 | Yeah, I don't see it either. | 1.4931 | 0.06075 | 144 | 93 | 31 | 20 |
99 | Alas, here we are, but for a simple spelling mistake. | 1.4930 | 0.06140 | 142 | 92 | 30 | 20 |
100 | All that candy, and not one lifesaver. | 1.4926 | 0.06434 | 136 | 90 | 25 | 21 |
101 | Who knew sharks could bake? | 1.4918 | 0.06610 | 122 | 79 | 26 | 17 |
102 | Yesterday it looked like a roasted chicken. | 1.4906 | 0.05563 | 159 | 100 | 40 | 19 |
103 | Frankly, I wish it were Sandwich Island. | 1.4902 | 0.05650 | 153 | 96 | 39 | 18 |
104 | I yearn for the simple old days, when there was only pie-in-the-sky. | 1.4901 | 0.05782 | 151 | 96 | 36 | 19 |
105 | Trust me, if we had chosen that island all we would be thinking about is the simple beauty of this one. | 1.4895 | 0.05860 | 143 | 90 | 36 | 17 |
106 | Of course you don't think it's real, you've been nothing but negative since we washed up here. | 1.4889 | 0.06470 | 135 | 90 | 24 | 21 |
107 | Looking back we had it pretty good there | 1.4880 | 0.05318 | 166 | 103 | 45 | 18 |
108 | It looks pretty desserted. | 1.4877 | 0.05623 | 162 | 104 | 37 | 21 |
109 | No dinner, no dessert. | 1.4874 | 0.06522 | 119 | 76 | 28 | 15 |
110 | Ooh, that reminds me. We're also out of coffee. | 1.4867 | 0.05888 | 150 | 97 | 33 | 20 |
111 | I can't believe they still have their candy canes up. | 1.4865 | 0.05870 | 148 | 95 | 34 | 19 |
112 | That island is completely desserted. | 1.4861 | 0.06232 | 144 | 96 | 26 | 22 |
113 | So tell me again. When the ship sank why did we swim here? | 1.4861 | 0.05486 | 144 | 87 | 44 | 13 |
114 | That island looks desserted. | 1.4859 | 0.06379 | 142 | 96 | 23 | 23 |
115 | As mirages go, it's particularly cruel. | 1.4855 | 0.06276 | 138 | 91 | 27 | 20 |
116 | Looks like that island is desserted. | 1.4839 | 0.06322 | 124 | 79 | 30 | 15 |
117 | If you knew how to spell, we'd be on dessert island. | 1.4837 | 0.05649 | 153 | 97 | 38 | 18 |
118 | That one looks both deserted and desserted" | 1.4836 | 0.06293 | 122 | 77 | 31 | 14 |
119 | Remember when this one looked like that? | 1.4828 | 0.05962 | 145 | 94 | 32 | 19 |
120 | Looks like a desserted island to me. | 1.4828 | 0.06041 | 145 | 95 | 30 | 20 |
121 | I think it's desserted. | 1.4828 | 0.06760 | 116 | 76 | 24 | 16 |
122 | Dear Editor: I am sorry that you have to read 3000 captions about a desserted island. | 1.4825 | 0.06106 | 143 | 94 | 29 | 20 |
123 | I'm holding out for Taco Tuesday. | 1.4823 | 0.05747 | 141 | 88 | 38 | 15 |
124 | So *that's* why they call it a desserted island | 1.4823 | 0.06172 | 141 | 93 | 28 | 20 |
125 | The sharks have sure upped their game. | 1.4818 | 0.06225 | 137 | 90 | 28 | 19 |
126 | Hmm, I guess Amazon DOES deliver everywhere. | 1.4815 | 0.05449 | 135 | 80 | 45 | 10 |
127 | It's a new mirage; yesterday it was two-for-one beers. | 1.4812 | 0.06187 | 133 | 86 | 30 | 17 |
128 | That's what sharks call phishing. | 1.4812 | 0.06000 | 133 | 84 | 34 | 15 |
129 | But what if we're the mirage? | 1.4811 | 0.07248 | 106 | 71 | 19 | 16 |
130 | So that's what a desserted island looks like. | 1.4808 | 0.05786 | 156 | 102 | 33 | 21 |
131 | I'd say it looks desserted. | 1.4808 | 0.05641 | 156 | 100 | 37 | 19 |
132 | It's not the swim over, it's the swim back... | 1.4808 | 0.05492 | 156 | 98 | 41 | 17 |
133 | We can die healthy here, or swim over and die happy there. | 1.4803 | 0.06108 | 127 | 80 | 33 | 14 |
134 | Seriously, Frank, if "marooned on a dessert island" wasn't funny six months ago, it's not funny now. | 1.4800 | 0.06183 | 150 | 102 | 24 | 24 |
135 | I'll bet it's crawling with ants. | 1.4800 | 0.05411 | 150 | 92 | 44 | 14 |
136 | It's desserted. | 1.4800 | 0.05962 | 150 | 99 | 30 | 21 |
137 | Now do you see why spelling matters? | 1.4797 | 0.05947 | 148 | 97 | 31 | 20 |
138 | The sharks have really upped their game. | 1.4789 | 0.05889 | 142 | 91 | 34 | 17 |
139 | We can work it off on the way back. | 1.4786 | 0.06604 | 117 | 76 | 26 | 15 |
140 | Yeah,but we have to wait an hour to swim back. | 1.4786 | 0.05865 | 140 | 89 | 35 | 16 |
141 | Adam, somehow this feels like a test. | 1.4783 | 0.05838 | 138 | 87 | 36 | 15 |
142 | If only there was a sugar plum ferry. | 1.4780 | 0.05908 | 159 | 107 | 28 | 24 |
143 | I wish this island was desserted. | 1.4777 | 0.05827 | 157 | 104 | 31 | 22 |
144 | So, you choose to believe THIS, but not global warming?!? | 1.4771 | 0.05493 | 153 | 96 | 41 | 16 |
145 | Did your note in a bottle say "Deserted, send help" or "Help, send dessert" | 1.4769 | 0.06481 | 130 | 87 | 24 | 19 |
146 | Sure, it looks good but it's just eye candy. | 1.4765 | 0.05992 | 149 | 99 | 29 | 21 |
147 | Is this what you meant by getting our 'just desserts'? | 1.4762 | 0.05404 | 147 | 90 | 44 | 13 |
148 | "I presume it's our just desert." | 1.4762 | 0.06245 | 126 | 81 | 30 | 15 |
149 | Yeah, but we’d have to wait an hour before we swam back. | 1.4755 | 0.06023 | 143 | 94 | 30 | 19 |
150 | That island's been desserted for years. | 1.4748 | 0.05806 | 139 | 88 | 36 | 15 |
151 | Yeah, it's close, but the water's infested with Swedish Fish. | 1.4744 | 0.05925 | 156 | 105 | 28 | 23 |
152 | Why don't you swim over there and see if you can rustle us up a lifesaver. | 1.4737 | 0.05358 | 152 | 94 | 44 | 14 |
153 | As far as mirages go, this is the best one yet. | 1.4737 | 0.05826 | 152 | 100 | 32 | 20 |
154 | Location, location, location | 1.4730 | 0.05788 | 148 | 96 | 34 | 18 |
155 | Miami sure went under quick. | 1.4726 | 0.06085 | 146 | 98 | 27 | 21 |
156 | You don't say. I see naked women. | 1.4726 | 0.05766 | 146 | 94 | 35 | 17 |
157 | Because I'm your dentist, that's why. | 1.4718 | 0.05971 | 142 | 93 | 31 | 18 |
158 | The Airbnb review said, "Sweet view." | 1.4717 | 0.05188 | 159 | 98 | 47 | 14 |
159 | Honey.. Why does it seem like the Robinsons are always trying to out do us? | 1.4710 | 0.05926 | 138 | 89 | 33 | 16 |
160 | Dont do it. You’ll spoil your dinner. | 1.4710 | 0.06014 | 138 | 90 | 31 | 17 |
161 | Well, we are out of coconuts... | 1.4710 | 0.05439 | 155 | 98 | 41 | 16 |
162 | Remember to wait an hour before swimming back. | 1.4706 | 0.05569 | 153 | 98 | 38 | 17 |
163 | We could swim for it, though, at best, we'd be macarooned. | 1.4701 | 0.06417 | 134 | 91 | 23 | 20 |
164 | I know it's been really foggy since we got here, but I'm just saying that, well, we may have been a little premature, you know, eating my leg. | 1.4695 | 0.05830 | 164 | 112 | 27 | 25 |
165 | Nope, that’s a dessert island. | 1.4691 | 0.06014 | 162 | 113 | 22 | 27 |
166 | You can't swim it. The waters are infested with gummy fish. | 1.4688 | 0.05460 | 160 | 103 | 39 | 18 |
167 | Don't learn to swim, you said. We'll never need to, you said. | 1.4685 | 0.05938 | 143 | 94 | 31 | 18 |
168 | What, and spoil dinner? | 1.4684 | 0.05511 | 158 | 102 | 38 | 18 |
169 | And stare at a tree? No, thank you. | 1.4676 | 0.06319 | 139 | 95 | 23 | 21 |
170 | Are they EVER going to take down the Christmas decorations? | 1.4676 | 0.05893 | 139 | 90 | 33 | 16 |
171 | This whole trip has been one bad decision after another. | 1.4675 | 0.05617 | 154 | 100 | 36 | 18 |
172 | I would have preferred a main course island. | 1.4672 | 0.05680 | 137 | 86 | 38 | 13 |
173 | You had to eat the lifesavers | 1.4671 | 0.05823 | 152 | 101 | 31 | 20 |
174 | C'mon, Hansel, what's the worst that could happen? | 1.4667 | 0.05473 | 165 | 108 | 37 | 20 |
175 | Why don't you swim over there and see if you can rustle us up some lifesavers. | 1.4663 | 0.05726 | 163 | 110 | 30 | 23 |
176 | Dessert Island? I thought that was a typo. | 1.4662 | 0.06089 | 133 | 87 | 30 | 16 |
177 | Hmm … looks quite desserted. | 1.4658 | 0.05764 | 146 | 95 | 34 | 17 |
178 | That genie gave you ONE wish and that's all you could think of? | 1.4653 | 0.05739 | 144 | 93 | 35 | 16 |
179 | Legend has it that the good ship Lollipop went down near here. | 1.4653 | 0.05654 | 144 | 92 | 37 | 15 |
180 | Maybe we should have waited before eating Phillip. | 1.4648 | 0.05884 | 142 | 93 | 32 | 17 |
181 | I always wanted to be on a dessert island. | 1.4641 | 0.05165 | 153 | 94 | 47 | 12 |
182 | Is it my imagination or is that a dessert island? | 1.4634 | 0.06031 | 123 | 78 | 33 | 12 |
183 | I thought Dessert Island was a typo when I first saw it on the map.... | 1.4631 | 0.05834 | 149 | 99 | 31 | 19 |
184 | It's an illusion, Dwayne. It's really nothing but kale and quinoa. | 1.4631 | 0.05596 | 149 | 96 | 37 | 16 |
185 | Do they deliver? | 1.4621 | 0.06216 | 132 | 88 | 27 | 17 |
186 | No, I don't see anything. | 1.4621 | 0.05874 | 145 | 96 | 31 | 18 |
187 | Yeah, but we have a tree. | 1.4621 | 0.05955 | 145 | 97 | 29 | 19 |
188 | I know, but look on the bright side, we have a tree. | 1.4620 | 0.05130 | 158 | 98 | 47 | 13 |
189 | These sharks don't give up. | 1.4615 | 0.05767 | 143 | 93 | 34 | 16 |
190 | You go ahead, I don't want to spoil my dinner. | 1.4615 | 0.05851 | 156 | 106 | 28 | 22 |
191 | Think we can make it? Looks like a piece of cake. | 1.4615 | 0.05767 | 143 | 93 | 34 | 16 |
192 | Eye candy. | 1.4611 | 0.05488 | 167 | 111 | 35 | 21 |
193 | Looks like just another desserted island to me. | 1.4610 | 0.05914 | 141 | 93 | 31 | 17 |
194 | I told you this place wasn’t desserted. | 1.4605 | 0.06041 | 152 | 105 | 24 | 23 |
195 | Oh, I get it. Desserted island. | 1.4604 | 0.05618 | 139 | 88 | 38 | 13 |
196 | I'm waiting for pie in the sky. | 1.4603 | 0.06633 | 126 | 87 | 20 | 19 |
197 | Obviously DESSERTED! | 1.4595 | 0.05862 | 148 | 99 | 30 | 19 |
198 | C'mon. We'll burn it off in the swim back. | 1.4595 | 0.05622 | 148 | 96 | 36 | 16 |
199 | Beware the gummy sharks. | 1.4595 | 0.05703 | 148 | 97 | 34 | 17 |
200 | Those humpback whales are getting really sarcastic. | 1.4591 | 0.05695 | 159 | 107 | 31 | 21 |
201 | If the sharks don’t get us the refined sugar will. | 1.4589 | 0.05678 | 146 | 95 | 35 | 16 |
202 | what if we're their mirage? | 1.4589 | 0.05922 | 146 | 98 | 29 | 19 |
203 | So help me God, Carl, you say "dessert island" one more time and I will kill you. | 1.4588 | 0.05284 | 170 | 111 | 40 | 19 |
204 | I’ve never heard of anyone being stranded on a dessert island. | 1.4586 | 0.06270 | 133 | 90 | 25 | 18 |
205 | It looks so desserted. | 1.4586 | 0.05307 | 157 | 100 | 42 | 15 |
206 | Wanna sit on the other side and look at the island of naked models again? | 1.4583 | 0.06065 | 144 | 98 | 26 | 20 |
207 | I’m gonna wait for one with a bar. | 1.4583 | 0.05736 | 144 | 94 | 34 | 16 |
208 | Clearly it's a dessert island. | 1.4576 | 0.06553 | 118 | 79 | 24 | 15 |
209 | Hey, do you think there are lifesavers over there? | 1.4575 | 0.05864 | 153 | 104 | 28 | 21 |
210 | You really don't see it? | 1.4574 | 0.06128 | 129 | 85 | 29 | 15 |
211 | Huh...I thought we were in the Sandwich Islands. | 1.4570 | 0.05695 | 151 | 100 | 33 | 18 |
212 | No one’s over there - it’s desserted. | 1.4565 | 0.06095 | 138 | 93 | 27 | 18 |
213 | It's oddly desserted over there. | 1.4565 | 0.06181 | 138 | 94 | 25 | 19 |
214 | Ok. Cool. Now lets imagine our sailboat. | 1.4565 | 0.06095 | 138 | 93 | 27 | 18 |
215 | I've heard of mirages,but this takes the cake. | 1.4564 | 0.05511 | 149 | 96 | 38 | 15 |
216 | At least we don't have ants. | 1.4557 | 0.05432 | 158 | 103 | 38 | 17 |
217 | But then we'd get fat and it would be harder to meet people. | 1.4552 | 0.06031 | 145 | 99 | 26 | 20 |
218 | As hallucinations go, it's not bad. | 1.4545 | 0.05411 | 143 | 90 | 41 | 12 |
219 | Look! A desserted island. | 1.4545 | 0.05501 | 143 | 91 | 39 | 13 |
220 | I wish I could swim." "I wish you could spell. | 1.4545 | 0.06212 | 132 | 89 | 26 | 17 |
221 | Do you think they're looking at us as a source of protein? | 1.4540 | 0.05586 | 163 | 110 | 32 | 21 |
222 | Once more: THIS is a desert island, and THAT is a dessert island. Understand? | 1.4539 | 0.05818 | 152 | 103 | 29 | 20 |
223 | Chill...it's an old cannibal trick. | 1.4539 | 0.05510 | 152 | 99 | 37 | 16 |
224 | Offshore baking. | 1.4538 | 0.05993 | 130 | 85 | 31 | 14 |
225 | It certainly looks desserted. | 1.4533 | 0.05482 | 150 | 97 | 38 | 15 |
226 | Cane mutiny survivors? | 1.4530 | 0.05103 | 181 | 119 | 42 | 20 |
227 | The sharks are getting a lot more creative. | 1.4524 | 0.06234 | 126 | 84 | 27 | 15 |
228 | I swam over once. They’re plastic. | 1.4519 | 0.06014 | 135 | 90 | 29 | 16 |
229 | I'm glad we made the healthy choice. | 1.4510 | 0.04902 | 153 | 93 | 51 | 9 |
230 | If the sharks don't get us the sugar will. | 1.4507 | 0.05705 | 142 | 93 | 34 | 15 |
231 | I think these are carb infested waters. | 1.4507 | 0.05616 | 142 | 92 | 36 | 14 |
232 | *This* close to being macarooned | 1.4500 | 0.05664 | 160 | 109 | 30 | 21 |
233 | I thought you said, ‘Swim for the desert island.’ | 1.4500 | 0.05852 | 140 | 93 | 31 | 16 |
234 | Do you think they have a root beer float that could take us there? | 1.4500 | 0.05852 | 140 | 93 | 31 | 16 |
235 | Do me one favor, will you - stop saying 'dessert' island. | 1.4497 | 0.05669 | 149 | 99 | 33 | 17 |
236 | It's the lost city of Fatlantis. | 1.4497 | 0.05340 | 149 | 95 | 41 | 13 |
237 | If we were stuck on that island,I'd hate myself. But since we're stuck on this island,I hate you. | 1.4496 | 0.05923 | 129 | 84 | 32 | 13 |
238 | If you want coffee with dessert, the next island is Java. | 1.4493 | 0.05915 | 138 | 92 | 30 | 16 |
239 | The swimming will cancel out the calories. | 1.4493 | 0.05733 | 138 | 90 | 34 | 14 |
240 | Another cartoonist who can’t spell. | 1.4491 | 0.05548 | 167 | 114 | 31 | 22 |
241 | You think we're the main course? | 1.4490 | 0.05726 | 147 | 98 | 32 | 17 |
242 | But these are gummy shark infested waters. | 1.4489 | 0.05145 | 176 | 116 | 41 | 19 |
243 | I liked the mirage with the girls better. | 1.4488 | 0.06195 | 127 | 85 | 27 | 15 |
244 | I've tried swimming over there several times but it's all just a gimmick to try to get you to sign up for cable TV. | 1.4487 | 0.05326 | 156 | 101 | 40 | 15 |
245 | Swim to the one with the tree you said. We need shade, you said. | 1.4487 | 0.05554 | 156 | 104 | 34 | 18 |
246 | If we must be stranded, why not on a dessert island instead? | 1.4485 | 0.05979 | 136 | 91 | 29 | 16 |
247 | How 'bout we go for a quick swim and then grab some dessert? | 1.4483 | 0.05867 | 145 | 98 | 29 | 18 |
248 | We need to stop smoking whatever this tree is made of. | 1.4483 | 0.05948 | 145 | 99 | 27 | 19 |
249 | Don't be fooled. Those are antennae. | 1.4483 | 0.05530 | 145 | 94 | 37 | 14 |
250 | How come you never invite me to your place? | 1.4481 | 0.05454 | 154 | 101 | 37 | 16 |
251 | I liked it better when it was a Starbucks. | 1.4479 | 0.05376 | 163 | 108 | 37 | 18 |
252 | At least we have somewhere to go for our vacation. | 1.4478 | 0.05857 | 134 | 88 | 32 | 14 |
253 | I don’t know, I’m actually in the mood for pizza. | 1.4468 | 0.05906 | 141 | 95 | 29 | 17 |
254 | Remember when our island used to look like that. | 1.4468 | 0.05819 | 141 | 94 | 31 | 16 |
255 | I blame spell-check. | 1.4467 | 0.05559 | 150 | 99 | 35 | 16 |
256 | Yesterday it looked like pizza. | 1.4462 | 0.05785 | 130 | 84 | 34 | 12 |
257 | Tempting, but we should probably hit the sandwich isles first. | 1.4462 | 0.06184 | 130 | 88 | 26 | 16 |
258 | The Lord works in misspelled ways. | 1.4459 | 0.05614 | 148 | 98 | 34 | 16 |
259 | Let's wait until they try barbecue and a bucket of beer on ice. | 1.4453 | 0.06034 | 137 | 93 | 27 | 17 |
260 | Nobody knows why their civilization died out. | 1.4452 | 0.05326 | 146 | 93 | 41 | 12 |
261 | Don't say: "it's better than being macarooned on a dessert island" ever again. | 1.4452 | 0.05915 | 146 | 100 | 27 | 19 |
262 | Frankly, I prefer yesterday’s steak dinner mirage. | 1.4452 | 0.05189 | 155 | 99 | 43 | 13 |
263 | I hear their president wants to build a gingerbread wall. | 1.4444 | 0.06430 | 126 | 87 | 22 | 17 |
264 | As mirages go, it's pretty sweet! | 1.4444 | 0.04954 | 162 | 102 | 48 | 12 |
265 | Yeah that’d be sweet, but I would kill for some toilet paper | 1.4444 | 0.05728 | 144 | 96 | 32 | 16 |
266 | In retrospect, life was sweeter over there. | 1.4444 | 0.05642 | 144 | 95 | 34 | 15 |
267 | And that's what became of the cane mutiny. | 1.4444 | 0.05632 | 153 | 103 | 32 | 18 |
268 | If it makes you feel any better, we are also surrounded by undrinkable water. | 1.4444 | 0.05632 | 153 | 103 | 32 | 18 |
269 | Pretty sure it's a meringue... | 1.4437 | 0.05609 | 151 | 101 | 33 | 17 |
270 | Tomorrow we'll fantasize Hillary won. | 1.4427 | 0.06240 | 131 | 90 | 24 | 17 |
271 | If you start singing “Candyman” again, I swear I’ll kill you. | 1.4423 | 0.05624 | 156 | 106 | 31 | 19 |
272 | Judging by that desserted isle, I guess we're somewhere near the Tropic of Candicorn. | 1.4419 | 0.06019 | 129 | 86 | 29 | 14 |
273 | It's just the tip of an icing berg. | 1.4419 | 0.06019 | 129 | 86 | 29 | 14 |
274 | This is like one of those New Yorker cartoons. | 1.4414 | 0.05612 | 145 | 96 | 34 | 15 |
275 | Maybe. But we've got the fiber. | 1.4412 | 0.05400 | 136 | 86 | 40 | 10 |
276 | Wow...a floating typo! | 1.4412 | 0.05274 | 170 | 114 | 37 | 19 |
277 | Why didn't we end up on that desserted island? | 1.4408 | 0.05658 | 152 | 103 | 31 | 18 |
278 | If we swim over, we can't swim back for 2 hours. | 1.4408 | 0.05580 | 152 | 102 | 33 | 17 |
279 | We stay put. No one has ever been rescued from a dessert island." | 1.4406 | 0.05755 | 143 | 96 | 31 | 16 |
280 | I'm saving myself for entree island. | 1.4406 | 0.05492 | 143 | 93 | 37 | 13 |
281 | Sure you'd make it, it's a piece of cake. | 1.4406 | 0.05668 | 143 | 95 | 33 | 15 |
282 | You know Thomas, they're looking at us and thinking the same thing. | 1.4405 | 0.05452 | 168 | 115 | 32 | 21 |
283 | Do you suppose they see us the same way we see them? | 1.4403 | 0.05656 | 134 | 87 | 35 | 12 |
284 | We came that close to being stranded on a dessert island." | 1.4394 | 0.06013 | 132 | 89 | 28 | 15 |
285 | The starvation I can deal with. It's the pun that's killing me. | 1.4390 | 0.06015 | 123 | 81 | 30 | 12 |
286 | But can we really trust our eyes after the mermaid incident? | 1.4388 | 0.05696 | 139 | 92 | 33 | 14 |
287 | The Jones's love to rub it in. | 1.4387 | 0.05574 | 155 | 105 | 32 | 18 |
288 | Maybe they deliver. | 1.4385 | 0.05779 | 130 | 85 | 33 | 12 |
289 | So god DOES have a sense of humor. | 1.4379 | 0.05232 | 153 | 99 | 41 | 13 |
290 | I might as well put that island right on my thighs. | 1.4375 | 0.05723 | 144 | 97 | 31 | 16 |
291 | I never realized how clever sharks are. | 1.4375 | 0.05443 | 160 | 108 | 34 | 18 |
292 | Yes, that island is most definitely desserted. | 1.4375 | 0.05947 | 128 | 85 | 30 | 13 |
293 | I thought hell would have flames. | 1.4368 | 0.05245 | 174 | 118 | 36 | 20 |
294 | But the 2 mile swim to Kale Cove would be better for your core. | 1.4361 | 0.05374 | 133 | 84 | 40 | 9 |
295 | How much insulin do we have left? | 1.4359 | 0.05470 | 156 | 105 | 34 | 17 |
296 | All we need is an ice cream float | 1.4357 | 0.05754 | 140 | 94 | 31 | 15 |
297 | You can have your island and eat it too | 1.4357 | 0.06016 | 140 | 97 | 25 | 18 |
298 | I don't think we should go, it looks desserted. | 1.4356 | 0.05296 | 163 | 109 | 37 | 17 |
299 | I swear! If you say that's the way the cookie crumbles ONE more time... | 1.4351 | 0.05748 | 154 | 107 | 27 | 20 |
300 | No, no. I’d much rather be here with you. | 1.4348 | 0.05121 | 161 | 105 | 42 | 14 |
301 | Nice eh? Last night I saw the sharks building it. | 1.4340 | 0.05610 | 159 | 110 | 29 | 20 |
302 | This whole time I thought you were saying 'desert' island. | 1.4336 | 0.05749 | 143 | 97 | 30 | 16 |
303 | I went there once, too touristy. | 1.4336 | 0.05663 | 143 | 96 | 32 | 15 |
304 | Yes but it certainly looks desserted | 1.4333 | 0.05886 | 120 | 78 | 32 | 10 |
305 | Frankly, I liked the pizza mirage better. | 1.4331 | 0.05290 | 157 | 104 | 38 | 15 |
306 | The better hallucination would be a boat, dear. | 1.4331 | 0.05213 | 157 | 103 | 40 | 14 |
307 | Now that’s what I call a dessert island. | 1.4331 | 0.06183 | 127 | 87 | 25 | 15 |
308 | I'm pretty sure it's a dessert island. | 1.4326 | 0.05449 | 141 | 92 | 37 | 12 |
309 | Dougs not coming back is he? | 1.4326 | 0.05809 | 141 | 96 | 29 | 16 |
310 | We can swim over if you want, but it looks desserted! | 1.4324 | 0.05604 | 148 | 100 | 32 | 16 |
311 | A dessert island just seems wrong somehow. | 1.4324 | 0.05437 | 148 | 98 | 36 | 14 |
312 | I say we're headed for a period of global icing. | 1.4323 | 0.05015 | 155 | 99 | 45 | 11 |
313 | See, that island probably has ants. | 1.4321 | 0.05097 | 162 | 106 | 42 | 14 |
314 | I don’t know, Gretel. It looks like a trap. | 1.4318 | 0.05811 | 132 | 88 | 31 | 13 |
315 | You couldn't have aimed for the desserted island? | 1.4317 | 0.05690 | 139 | 93 | 32 | 14 |
316 | The swim back will work off the calories. | 1.4317 | 0.05408 | 139 | 90 | 38 | 11 |
317 | This is my favorite hallucination. | 1.4314 | 0.05308 | 153 | 101 | 38 | 14 |
318 | One more ‘desserted island’ joke and I swear I’ll eat you. | 1.4312 | 0.05438 | 160 | 109 | 33 | 18 |
319 | Empty calories vs. no calories is looking pretty good. | 1.4312 | 0.05217 | 160 | 106 | 39 | 15 |
320 | Sharks? No, it’s the high fructose corn syrup that scares me. | 1.4309 | 0.05896 | 123 | 81 | 31 | 11 |
321 | Well, you gotta decide before high tide. | 1.4309 | 0.05546 | 123 | 78 | 37 | 8 |
322 | On the way there, you're all hopes and dreams, but on the way back, you're just shark bait... | 1.4307 | 0.05655 | 137 | 91 | 33 | 13 |
323 | Hey look — a desserted island. | 1.4307 | 0.06111 | 137 | 96 | 23 | 18 |
324 | Really? In my mirage it's all gouda and brie and manchego. | 1.4307 | 0.05842 | 137 | 93 | 29 | 15 |
325 | And your second wish? | 1.4307 | 0.05749 | 137 | 92 | 31 | 14 |
326 | Look, a dessert island! | 1.4306 | 0.05456 | 144 | 95 | 36 | 13 |
327 | Ahhh. “Desserted island.” | 1.4306 | 0.05545 | 144 | 96 | 34 | 14 |
328 | It's called a dessert island. | 1.4306 | 0.05717 | 144 | 98 | 30 | 16 |
329 | I wouldn't worry... last week, I thought I saw Chutes and Ladders... | 1.4305 | 0.05520 | 151 | 102 | 33 | 16 |
330 | This one’s empty. That one’s desserted. | 1.4296 | 0.05811 | 135 | 91 | 30 | 14 |
331 | When we're done we have to wait an hour before we swim back. | 1.4296 | 0.05600 | 142 | 95 | 33 | 14 |
332 | One of these days, we're just going to forget that we're dentists. | 1.4296 | 0.05689 | 142 | 96 | 31 | 15 |
333 | I wish we'd skipped appetizer island now. | 1.4295 | 0.05324 | 149 | 98 | 38 | 13 |
334 | I prefer to eat local. | 1.4295 | 0.05324 | 149 | 98 | 38 | 13 |
335 | Did you type "deserted" or "desserted" island into the booking website? | 1.4295 | 0.05813 | 149 | 104 | 26 | 19 |
336 | I wonder if they deliver? | 1.4295 | 0.05073 | 156 | 101 | 43 | 12 |
337 | These hallucinations are getting better. | 1.4294 | 0.05235 | 177 | 122 | 34 | 21 |
338 | Really? My hallucination is a lot of naked women. | 1.4286 | 0.05517 | 154 | 105 | 32 | 17 |
339 | That’s a desserted island! | 1.4286 | 0.05439 | 154 | 104 | 34 | 16 |
340 | Now do you believe me about rising sea levels? Look what’s become of Big Rock-candy mountain. | 1.4277 | 0.05358 | 166 | 114 | 33 | 19 |
341 | How about we take the Life Savers. | 1.4277 | 0.05605 | 159 | 111 | 28 | 20 |
342 | That was The Big Rock Candy Mountain before climate change. | 1.4276 | 0.05648 | 152 | 105 | 29 | 18 |
343 | Of COURSE I'd swim across, but all the lifesavers are over there | 1.4276 | 0.05648 | 152 | 105 | 29 | 18 |
344 | That island looks totally desserted. | 1.4275 | 0.05528 | 138 | 91 | 35 | 12 |
345 | I’ve noticed my energy and attention levels have really improved since we got off that god-forsaken thing. | 1.4275 | 0.05738 | 131 | 87 | 32 | 12 |
346 | There’s the proof. Global sweetening. | 1.4275 | 0.05839 | 131 | 88 | 30 | 13 |
347 | Of course, I requested a desserted island! Damned spell check! | 1.4269 | 0.05108 | 171 | 115 | 39 | 17 |
348 | Meh. I’m waiting for a mirage with liquor. | 1.4268 | 0.05285 | 157 | 105 | 37 | 15 |
349 | Don’t try to sugarcoat it, we picked the wrong island. | 1.4268 | 0.05048 | 157 | 102 | 43 | 12 |
350 | No,” you said, “Why would we need swimming lessons?” you said | 1.4267 | 0.05380 | 150 | 100 | 36 | 14 |
351 | I don't know, I heard that neighborhood is a little unsavory. | 1.4267 | 0.05624 | 150 | 103 | 30 | 17 |
352 | Looks like a dessert island. | 1.4266 | 0.05657 | 143 | 97 | 31 | 15 |
353 | The irony is not lost on me that the dessert island is deserted. | 1.4266 | 0.05389 | 143 | 94 | 37 | 12 |
354 | Here we are on a desert island because you couldn't spell. | 1.4266 | 0.05912 | 143 | 100 | 25 | 18 |
355 | It’s just desserts. | 1.4265 | 0.05962 | 136 | 94 | 26 | 16 |
356 | See, I told you the mushroom was edible. | 1.4265 | 0.06142 | 136 | 96 | 22 | 18 |
357 | You don't suppose there's a roll of LIFE SAVERS? | 1.4264 | 0.06490 | 129 | 93 | 17 | 19 |
358 | Oh, that's a dessert island. | 1.4260 | 0.05219 | 169 | 115 | 36 | 18 |
359 | Not until you finish your fronds. | 1.4259 | 0.05240 | 162 | 109 | 37 | 16 |
360 | What do you mean "we have to have dinner first." | 1.4257 | 0.05515 | 148 | 100 | 33 | 15 |
361 | What I wouldn’t give for a Lifesaver... | 1.4257 | 0.05171 | 148 | 96 | 41 | 11 |
362 | You want to head over there after dinner? | 1.4257 | 0.05515 | 148 | 100 | 33 | 15 |
363 | No, that one's desserted. | 1.4255 | 0.05975 | 141 | 99 | 24 | 18 |
364 | Desert, dessert, potato, potahto. | 1.4254 | 0.05643 | 134 | 89 | 33 | 12 |
365 | Even here, my hallucinations are 100% carbs. | 1.4251 | 0.05596 | 167 | 119 | 25 | 23 |
366 | What a cruel way to explain what a homonym is. | 1.4250 | 0.05287 | 160 | 108 | 36 | 16 |
367 | These sharks are really bringing their A game. | 1.4247 | 0.05819 | 146 | 102 | 26 | 18 |
368 | Just our luck. You can't swim and I've got diabetes" | 1.4245 | 0.06039 | 139 | 98 | 23 | 18 |
369 | What would Gilligan do? | 1.4245 | 0.05864 | 139 | 96 | 27 | 16 |
370 | Now if we can just get past the gummi sharks... | 1.4245 | 0.05591 | 139 | 93 | 33 | 13 |
371 | You know, maybe we're the mirage. | 1.4242 | 0.06189 | 132 | 93 | 22 | 17 |
372 | I always wanted to be shipwrecked on a dessert island ... | 1.4242 | 0.05804 | 132 | 89 | 30 | 13 |
373 | ...So Monopoly and Chutes and Ladders were mirages, but Candyland is a go? | 1.4241 | 0.05334 | 158 | 107 | 35 | 16 |
374 | ...and I was just about to eat you. | 1.4241 | 0.05484 | 158 | 109 | 31 | 18 |
375 | Our island isn't much, but it's got a sweet view." | 1.4240 | 0.05360 | 125 | 79 | 39 | 7 |
376 | That's all there's left of the Good Ship Lollipop. | 1.4234 | 0.06192 | 137 | 98 | 20 | 19 |
377 | That's a completely desserted island. | 1.4234 | 0.05835 | 137 | 94 | 28 | 15 |
378 | You start with one and pretty soon you've eaten a whole archipelago. | 1.4234 | 0.05648 | 137 | 92 | 32 | 13 |
379 | Nice to finally see the difference between desert island and a dessert island | 1.4233 | 0.05357 | 163 | 112 | 33 | 18 |
380 | I told you we should have gone with the all-inclusive. | 1.4231 | 0.05609 | 156 | 109 | 28 | 19 |
381 | I don't know, Gretel. It looks like another trap. | 1.4228 | 0.05486 | 149 | 101 | 33 | 15 |
382 | No, that's a D-E-S-S-E-R-T island. | 1.4228 | 0.05318 | 149 | 99 | 37 | 13 |
383 | I can't remember what I've been hallucinating longer, you or that island in the distance. | 1.4226 | 0.05306 | 168 | 116 | 33 | 19 |
384 | All in all, I'd rather be on the desserted island. | 1.4224 | 0.05548 | 161 | 113 | 28 | 20 |
385 | That's how you decided to spend our one wish? | 1.4221 | 0.05511 | 154 | 106 | 31 | 17 |
386 | It’s always sweeter on the other isle | 1.4219 | 0.05933 | 128 | 87 | 28 | 13 |
387 | When you said 'candy aisle,' I pictured something different. | 1.4218 | 0.05786 | 147 | 103 | 26 | 18 |
388 | I told you Amazon delivers EVERYWHERE! | 1.4218 | 0.05009 | 147 | 94 | 44 | 9 |
389 | Hope we're not the main course. | 1.4211 | 0.05241 | 152 | 101 | 38 | 13 |
390 | Castaway calories don't count. | 1.4211 | 0.05485 | 152 | 104 | 32 | 16 |
391 | Let's have our cake and islet too. | 1.4207 | 0.05240 | 145 | 95 | 39 | 11 |
392 | I’m just never enough for you, am I? | 1.4207 | 0.05420 | 145 | 97 | 35 | 13 |
393 | If you say that's "a sweet view" one more time, you've moving over there. | 1.4203 | 0.05521 | 138 | 92 | 34 | 12 |
394 | You go, I'm a salty person. | 1.4201 | 0.05146 | 169 | 115 | 37 | 17 |
395 | Looks pretty sweet over there. | 1.4198 | 0.05931 | 131 | 90 | 27 | 14 |
396 | Another mirage. Yesterday it was Bud Light. | 1.4196 | 0.05290 | 143 | 94 | 38 | 11 |
397 | I really was hoping for something salty. | 1.4194 | 0.05248 | 155 | 104 | 37 | 14 |
398 | For the millionth time; yes, that is a desserted island! | 1.4191 | 0.05863 | 136 | 94 | 27 | 15 |
399 | Too bad we weren’t macarooned on that island. | 1.4189 | 0.05673 | 148 | 103 | 28 | 17 |
400 | That genie is a stickler for pronunciation. | 1.4189 | 0.05425 | 148 | 100 | 34 | 14 |
401 | It's kind of ironic really. I've been misspelling desert for years. | 1.4188 | 0.06218 | 117 | 80 | 25 | 12 |
402 | Let's wait for the roast beef mirage. | 1.4187 | 0.05053 | 160 | 106 | 41 | 13 |
403 | Well the AirBNB description did say it was private with tantalizing views. | 1.4186 | 0.05998 | 129 | 89 | 26 | 14 |
404 | I told you, "dessert islands" are just a typ'o mirage. | 1.4184 | 0.05708 | 141 | 97 | 29 | 15 |
405 | That's Brexit Island. It's further away than it looks. | 1.4184 | 0.05708 | 141 | 97 | 29 | 15 |
406 | The bright side is—no ants. | 1.4183 | 0.05047 | 153 | 100 | 42 | 11 |
407 | Last of the polar icing. | 1.4179 | 0.05927 | 134 | 93 | 26 | 15 |
408 | Just a consonant away. | 1.4178 | 0.05563 | 146 | 100 | 31 | 15 |
409 | Look! We've been completely desserted. | 1.4177 | 0.05328 | 158 | 108 | 34 | 16 |
410 | We may be stranded, but we're not desserted. | 1.4173 | 0.05583 | 139 | 94 | 32 | 13 |
411 | No, I said DESSERT island! | 1.4173 | 0.05857 | 139 | 97 | 26 | 16 |
412 | I'm suspicious because an hour ago it was covered with scantily-clad women. | 1.4173 | 0.05676 | 139 | 95 | 30 | 14 |
413 | Beats an island of kale. | 1.4172 | 0.05345 | 151 | 102 | 35 | 14 |
414 | I see hot women in bikinis. what do you see? | 1.4172 | 0.05508 | 151 | 104 | 31 | 16 |
415 | I hear it’s pretty sweet there. | 1.4172 | 0.05177 | 151 | 100 | 39 | 12 |
416 | Think we can make it past the Swedish fish?” | 1.4167 | 0.05796 | 132 | 90 | 29 | 13 |
417 | I think it's one of those desserted islands. | 1.4167 | 0.05789 | 144 | 101 | 26 | 17 |
418 | Amazing what a difference one little letter makes. | 1.4167 | 0.05796 | 132 | 90 | 29 | 13 |
419 | Remember to wait at least one hour before you swim back. | 1.4167 | 0.05353 | 144 | 96 | 36 | 12 |
420 | You can try to swim it, but watch for the Swedish fish. | 1.4161 | 0.05561 | 149 | 103 | 30 | 16 |
421 | We'll be ok. The Good Ship Lollypop comes once a week or so | 1.4157 | 0.05067 | 166 | 112 | 39 | 15 |
422 | Is it bait or are we? | 1.4156 | 0.05657 | 154 | 109 | 26 | 19 |
423 | Would you call it home sweet home? | 1.4156 | 0.05187 | 154 | 103 | 38 | 13 |
424 | If we were on that island I would probably stop dreaming about eating you. | 1.4156 | 0.05581 | 154 | 108 | 28 | 18 |
425 | You're seeing things, John. That island is clearly desserted. | 1.4156 | 0.05505 | 154 | 107 | 30 | 17 |
426 | It's a dessert island" | 1.4154 | 0.06059 | 130 | 91 | 24 | 15 |
427 | Do you think they deliver? | 1.4151 | 0.05376 | 159 | 110 | 32 | 17 |
428 | Thanks for dinner. Want to head over to my place for a bit of dessert? | 1.4150 | 0.05361 | 147 | 99 | 35 | 13 |
429 | a desserted island??? | 1.4150 | 0.05447 | 147 | 100 | 33 | 14 |
430 | Frank's been over there for two hours. Maybe you should go check on him. | 1.4150 | 0.05184 | 147 | 97 | 39 | 11 |
431 | You know, I had something completely different in mind when my agent booked me on “Temptation Island.” | 1.4150 | 0.05094 | 147 | 96 | 41 | 10 |
432 | If it was real, there would be more chocolate. | 1.4150 | 0.05361 | 147 | 99 | 35 | 13 |
433 | They called it the Big Rock Candy Mountain before climate change. | 1.4148 | 0.06075 | 135 | 96 | 22 | 17 |
434 | No one lives there. It’s a desserted island. | 1.4148 | 0.06075 | 135 | 96 | 22 | 17 |
435 | Don't spoil your appetite - wait for the main course mirage. | 1.4145 | 0.05557 | 152 | 106 | 29 | 17 |
436 | It was the roof of the world's largest bakery before the sea began rising. | 1.4145 | 0.05398 | 152 | 104 | 33 | 15 |
437 | They're trying to attract an Amazon HQ | 1.4145 | 0.05479 | 152 | 105 | 31 | 16 |
438 | Make sure to wait an hour before you come back. | 1.4145 | 0.05234 | 152 | 102 | 37 | 13 |
439 | It seems to me we're nowhere near the Sandwich Islands. | 1.4143 | 0.05643 | 140 | 96 | 30 | 14 |
440 | Go for it if you want. I saw the sharks set it up last night. | 1.4143 | 0.05458 | 140 | 94 | 34 | 12 |
441 | It never tastes as good as it looks. | 1.4143 | 0.05551 | 140 | 95 | 32 | 13 |
442 | I’m telling you, one cheat day won’t hurt. | 1.4138 | 0.05413 | 145 | 98 | 34 | 13 |
443 | It could be worse. There could be a wall around it. | 1.4138 | 0.06007 | 116 | 78 | 28 | 10 |
444 | It's just as well. I have absolutely no willpower. | 1.4138 | 0.05500 | 145 | 99 | 32 | 14 |
445 | Yeah, that island is definitely desserted. | 1.4136 | 0.05301 | 162 | 112 | 33 | 17 |
446 | One letter makes a big difference , huh? | 1.4135 | 0.05955 | 133 | 93 | 25 | 15 |
447 | I think I’m gonna have to resort to candybalism. | 1.4133 | 0.05197 | 150 | 100 | 38 | 12 |
448 | Maybe we should relocate to a dessert island. | 1.4133 | 0.05531 | 150 | 104 | 30 | 16 |
449 | My palm tree doesn't spark joy anymore. | 1.4133 | 0.05611 | 150 | 105 | 28 | 17 |
450 | Dude, how many more days of the medicinal marijuana do we have left? | 1.4130 | 0.05793 | 138 | 96 | 27 | 15 |
451 | Best mirage of the week. | 1.4130 | 0.05416 | 138 | 92 | 35 | 11 |
452 | I kinda regret voting her off the island. | 1.4129 | 0.05476 | 155 | 108 | 30 | 17 |
453 | It's teeming with gummy sharks. We'd never make it. | 1.4126 | 0.05465 | 143 | 97 | 33 | 13 |
454 | So it's safe to say the Big Rock Candy Mountain was more impressive before climate change. | 1.4126 | 0.05729 | 143 | 100 | 27 | 16 |
455 | Dude, check out that island over there.....sweet... | 1.4126 | 0.05465 | 143 | 97 | 33 | 13 |
456 | desserted island, deserted island --- i knew we should have spell-checked it! | 1.4126 | 0.05643 | 143 | 99 | 29 | 15 |
457 | Nobody goes there anymore since they switched to high fructose corn syrup. | 1.4126 | 0.05729 | 143 | 100 | 27 | 16 |
458 | Boy that genie's a real stickler for pronunciation huh? | 1.4126 | 0.05555 | 143 | 98 | 31 | 14 |
459 | You think the genie will come back? I’m starting to regret my choices. | 1.4122 | 0.05721 | 131 | 89 | 30 | 12 |
460 | So what if it's not a mirage, neither of us can swim.. | 1.4122 | 0.05923 | 131 | 91 | 26 | 14 |
461 | Pity about the sharks. | 1.4122 | 0.05332 | 148 | 100 | 35 | 13 |
462 | After you finish be sure to wait an hour before you try to swim back. | 1.4122 | 0.05332 | 148 | 100 | 35 | 13 |
463 | That looks good, but the island of naked women is still my favorite mirage. | 1.4118 | 0.05528 | 153 | 107 | 29 | 17 |
464 | I'm starting to think we should have gone with the all inclusive. | 1.4118 | 0.05569 | 136 | 92 | 32 | 12 |
465 | I think tooth decay is the least of our worries | 1.4118 | 0.05569 | 136 | 92 | 32 | 12 |
466 | I think tomorrow I'll sit on the other side of the island. | 1.4118 | 0.05666 | 136 | 93 | 30 | 13 |
467 | I just assumed the travel agent meant ocean-view suites. | 1.4113 | 0.05611 | 141 | 97 | 30 | 14 |
468 | This is where you end up for eternity when you cheat at Candyland. | 1.4113 | 0.06168 | 124 | 87 | 23 | 14 |
469 | I know we agreed you would write the note. I just think "we are stranded next to a dessert island" doesn't really pop. | 1.4112 | 0.06362 | 107 | 73 | 24 | 10 |
470 | That's probably our best hallucination so far." | 1.4110 | 0.05274 | 163 | 113 | 33 | 17 |
471 | I've heard of the Sandwich Islands, but this is ridiculous! | 1.4110 | 0.05383 | 146 | 99 | 34 | 13 |
472 | That's a Desserted Island. Rookie mistake. | 1.4109 | 0.05783 | 129 | 88 | 29 | 12 |
473 | It’s a piece of cake. | 1.4107 | 0.05362 | 168 | 119 | 29 | 20 |
474 | Plans to eat you have been postponed. | 1.4106 | 0.05813 | 151 | 109 | 22 | 20 |
475 | What do you think, Hansel? | 1.4106 | 0.05255 | 151 | 102 | 36 | 13 |
476 | Desert. Dessert. Do you see now why spelling matters? | 1.4104 | 0.05918 | 134 | 94 | 25 | 15 |
477 | Not until we've had dinner. | 1.4104 | 0.05424 | 134 | 89 | 35 | 10 |
478 | Well, here goes my beach body. | 1.4104 | 0.05526 | 134 | 90 | 33 | 11 |
479 | Do you ever wonder if we’re the mirage? | 1.4104 | 0.05115 | 173 | 120 | 35 | 18 |
480 | Nah. That one’s way too desserted. | 1.4103 | 0.05597 | 156 | 111 | 26 | 19 |
481 | Remember how you were soooo sure "dessert island" was just a typo on the map? | 1.4103 | 0.05293 | 156 | 107 | 34 | 15 |
482 | Don’t you think about desserting me! | 1.4103 | 0.06326 | 117 | 82 | 22 | 13 |
483 | I told you it looked desserted. | 1.4101 | 0.05759 | 139 | 97 | 27 | 15 |
484 | It would be a better spot for the hammock. | 1.4099 | 0.05248 | 161 | 111 | 34 | 16 |
485 | Dude! It's just the acid! We're on your front porch! That's an Ice Cream Truck!! | 1.4097 | 0.05865 | 144 | 103 | 23 | 18 |
486 | Still don't believe in Global Warming? That's all that's left of the Big Rock Candy Mountain. | 1.4094 | 0.05953 | 127 | 88 | 26 | 13 |
487 | The sharks are getting mighty cunning, George... | 1.4091 | 0.05584 | 132 | 89 | 32 | 11 |
488 | Do you ever regret picking the vegan island? | 1.4091 | 0.05686 | 132 | 90 | 30 | 12 |
489 | Let’s desert the desert for the dessert | 1.4088 | 0.05516 | 159 | 113 | 27 | 19 |
490 | With a little luck, we could have been shipwrecked on a dessert island. | 1.4088 | 0.05142 | 159 | 108 | 37 | 14 |
491 | So that’s what you meant by a desserted island. | 1.4088 | 0.05911 | 137 | 97 | 24 | 16 |
492 | It looks 'dessert-ed'. | 1.4085 | 0.05030 | 164 | 111 | 39 | 14 |
493 | Those sharks are getting smarter by the day. | 1.4085 | 0.05397 | 142 | 96 | 34 | 12 |
494 | They're probably stale anyway. | 1.4082 | 0.05266 | 147 | 99 | 36 | 12 |
495 | Like, I don’t think those were normal mushrooms man! | 1.4079 | 0.05227 | 152 | 103 | 36 | 13 |
496 | So you can't swim and I'm diabetic... | 1.4074 | 0.05073 | 162 | 110 | 38 | 14 |
497 | Hey man, that's some powerful weed you got there. | 1.4074 | 0.05691 | 135 | 93 | 29 | 13 |
498 | I guess spelling really does matter. | 1.4074 | 0.05593 | 135 | 92 | 31 | 12 |
499 | Looks like the neighbors are having a party. | 1.4074 | 0.04996 | 162 | 109 | 40 | 13 |
500 | That’s one hell of a desserted island. | 1.4074 | 0.05294 | 162 | 113 | 32 | 17 |
501 | Remember you thought Bikini Island sounded like paradise, too? | 1.4074 | 0.05691 | 135 | 93 | 29 | 13 |
502 | I'm sorry. I thought I was signing us up for that desserted island... | 1.4074 | 0.05975 | 135 | 96 | 23 | 16 |
503 | Even though it cost us our teeth, I don’t regret one moment of the 8 years we spent on that island. | 1.4074 | 0.05787 | 135 | 94 | 27 | 14 |
504 | So the fish gave you one wish. Just one wish. | 1.4071 | 0.05726 | 140 | 98 | 27 | 15 |
505 | If it’s not a mirage, it’s a misspelling. | 1.4071 | 0.05635 | 140 | 97 | 29 | 14 |
506 | Was that strawberry there yesterday? | 1.4071 | 0.05450 | 140 | 95 | 33 | 12 |
507 | It's called "dessertification". | 1.4071 | 0.05815 | 140 | 99 | 25 | 16 |
508 | Could be a trick, Hansel | 1.4071 | 0.05450 | 140 | 95 | 33 | 12 |
509 | They say that sugar is the real killer. | 1.4071 | 0.05354 | 140 | 94 | 35 | 11 |
510 | Finally, our just desserts. | 1.4067 | 0.05604 | 150 | 106 | 27 | 17 |
511 | I can't wait for my cheat day. | 1.4065 | 0.05981 | 123 | 85 | 26 | 12 |
512 | Great choice. Starve or gain back the weight I lost. | 1.4062 | 0.05268 | 160 | 111 | 33 | 16 |
513 | Actually, you have to hand it to the sharks. It's tempting AND a pretty clever pun. | 1.4061 | 0.05222 | 165 | 115 | 33 | 17 |
514 | Life Savers?? | 1.4061 | 0.05079 | 165 | 113 | 37 | 15 |
515 | Nice! Now do the one with roast beef, turkey and mashed potatoes. | 1.4058 | 0.05504 | 138 | 94 | 32 | 12 |
516 | It seems a little too ‘Hansel and Gretel’, don’t you think? | 1.4056 | 0.04986 | 143 | 93 | 42 | 8 |
517 | I don't know, I'd feel kinda guilty, not having had dinner. | 1.4056 | 0.05366 | 143 | 97 | 34 | 12 |
518 | Boy, those sharks are clever. | 1.4056 | 0.05180 | 143 | 95 | 38 | 10 |
519 | It’s too risky: gluten, sugar, trans fats and sharks. | 1.4056 | 0.05547 | 143 | 99 | 30 | 14 |
520 | But remember, you have to wait an hour before you can come back. | 1.4056 | 0.05274 | 143 | 96 | 36 | 11 |
521 | It's a piece of cake for anyone who can swim. | 1.4056 | 0.05366 | 143 | 97 | 34 | 12 |
522 | I wish we had gotten stranded on the desserted island! | 1.4056 | 0.05722 | 143 | 101 | 26 | 16 |
523 | Maybe I'm hallucinating, but it looks desserted to me. | 1.4054 | 0.05577 | 148 | 104 | 28 | 16 |
524 | Well, here we die of starvation. There, diabetes | 1.4052 | 0.05282 | 153 | 105 | 34 | 14 |
525 | It's an old shark trick. | 1.4051 | 0.05610 | 158 | 114 | 24 | 20 |
526 | You distract the sharks. I'll cover you. | 1.4048 | 0.05654 | 126 | 85 | 31 | 10 |
527 | Hey...it's just desserts. | 1.4046 | 0.05712 | 131 | 90 | 29 | 12 |
528 | I dunno. It feels like a trap. | 1.4046 | 0.05712 | 131 | 90 | 29 | 12 |
529 | Why couldn't we have landed on the desserted island? | 1.4046 | 0.05394 | 131 | 87 | 35 | 9 |
530 | As hallucinations go, that's a pretty damned good one. | 1.4046 | 0.05712 | 131 | 90 | 29 | 12 |
531 | I think we’ll burn all the calories on the way back | 1.4043 | 0.05511 | 141 | 97 | 31 | 13 |
532 | Let's wait. Tomorrow's my cheat day. | 1.4043 | 0.05324 | 141 | 95 | 35 | 11 |
533 | It’s not a mirage, it’s a typo. | 1.4041 | 0.05632 | 146 | 103 | 27 | 16 |
534 | Yes, we can swim over, but we’ll need to wait at least a half hour before we swim back. | 1.4041 | 0.05286 | 146 | 99 | 35 | 12 |
535 | Don't fall for it. This island looked the same way from over there. | 1.4040 | 0.05247 | 151 | 103 | 35 | 13 |
536 | Yeah, but you should see the size of the ants. | 1.4038 | 0.04963 | 156 | 104 | 41 | 11 |
537 | Wanna go out for dessert tonight? | 1.4037 | 0.05241 | 161 | 112 | 33 | 16 |
538 | Apparently, before global warming, that was Big Rock Candy Mountain. | 1.4037 | 0.05166 | 161 | 111 | 35 | 15 |
539 | And you said sharks aren't intelligent. | 1.4034 | 0.05885 | 119 | 81 | 28 | 10 |
540 | It's a trick, I tell ya. It's how it lures its prey | 1.4031 | 0.05668 | 129 | 88 | 30 | 11 |
541 | Next time you book your fantasy vacation, Ralph, try to remember that “dessert” has a double “s”. | 1.4030 | 0.06188 | 134 | 98 | 18 | 18 |
542 | Who knew genies took spelling so seriously? | 1.4030 | 0.06096 | 134 | 97 | 20 | 17 |
543 | I’d swim over, but I know I’d regret it later. | 1.4029 | 0.05659 | 139 | 97 | 28 | 14 |
544 | So where do you think the rescue boat will stop first? | 1.4028 | 0.05245 | 144 | 97 | 36 | 11 |
545 | Those sharks are really clever! | 1.4028 | 0.05603 | 144 | 101 | 28 | 15 |
546 | Dying in a cliché is one thing, but I draw the line at puns. | 1.4028 | 0.05427 | 144 | 99 | 32 | 13 |
547 | It's as if this weight loss program wants us to fail. | 1.4028 | 0.05427 | 144 | 99 | 32 | 13 |
548 | The swim is not that far -- piece of cake. | 1.4027 | 0.05464 | 149 | 104 | 30 | 15 |
549 | Only three and a half stars on Yelp though... | 1.4027 | 0.05209 | 149 | 101 | 36 | 12 |
550 | We should have paid for the upgrade. | 1.4026 | 0.05491 | 154 | 109 | 28 | 17 |
551 | Well, they gave me 2 choices, but I forgot how to spell dessert... | 1.4026 | 0.05172 | 154 | 105 | 36 | 13 |
552 | I know we're starving today, it's just that I'll hate myself tomorrow. | 1.4025 | 0.05288 | 159 | 111 | 32 | 16 |
553 | What a difference an extra S makes. | 1.4024 | 0.05451 | 164 | 118 | 26 | 20 |
554 | The irony is that the grass is greener on this side. | 1.4016 | 0.05837 | 127 | 88 | 27 | 12 |
555 | I love it, I really do. But, next time you come across a genie in a bottle, promise me you'll come get me. | 1.4015 | 0.05362 | 132 | 88 | 35 | 9 |
556 | It truly is a desserted island. | 1.4015 | 0.05527 | 137 | 94 | 31 | 12 |
557 | Really? You couldn't have wished us off the island? | 1.4015 | 0.05903 | 137 | 98 | 23 | 16 |
558 | You know we'll have to wait 30 minutes before we come home? | 1.4014 | 0.05659 | 142 | 100 | 27 | 15 |
559 | Y'know what else has one "s?" Stranded. | 1.4014 | 0.05601 | 147 | 104 | 27 | 16 |
560 | Lent always seems to come at a difficult time | 1.4014 | 0.05517 | 147 | 103 | 29 | 15 |
561 | Don't even think about it - I saw the sharks building it last night. | 1.4014 | 0.05432 | 147 | 102 | 31 | 14 |
562 | That's what's left of The Big Rock Candy Mountain after climate change. | 1.4014 | 0.05517 | 147 | 103 | 29 | 15 |
563 | What do you think, Gretel? | 1.4013 | 0.05049 | 152 | 102 | 39 | 11 |
564 | This is the moment you're supposed to say - 'Life with you is sweet enough!' | 1.4013 | 0.05335 | 157 | 110 | 31 | 16 |
565 | I say it's just desserts. | 1.4013 | 0.05258 | 157 | 109 | 33 | 15 |
566 | But you'll probably burn it all off on the swim back | 1.4012 | 0.05215 | 162 | 113 | 33 | 16 |
567 | Let's stay. We can't just show up empty handed. | 1.4011 | 0.04825 | 177 | 121 | 41 | 15 |
568 | One thing is certain, it will taste better than the kids. | 1.4000 | 0.05516 | 150 | 106 | 28 | 16 |
569 | I think we should try the desserted island for a change. | 1.4000 | 0.05109 | 160 | 110 | 36 | 14 |
570 | Now, can you dream up a boat | 1.4000 | 0.05484 | 145 | 101 | 30 | 14 |
571 | Just to think we could have been marooned on a dessert island. | 1.4000 | 0.05902 | 125 | 87 | 26 | 12 |
572 | Ask yourself why the frosting never melts. | 1.4000 | 0.05434 | 150 | 105 | 30 | 15 |
573 | Wow,talk about eye candy! | 1.4000 | 0.05806 | 140 | 100 | 24 | 16 |
574 | No, Todd, the irony is not lost on me. | 1.4000 | 0.05351 | 150 | 104 | 32 | 14 |
575 | I told you when you booked it-Dessert Island has two "S's". | 1.4000 | 0.05682 | 135 | 94 | 28 | 13 |
576 | Wait,there was an option for a desserted island?!?! | 1.4000 | 0.05626 | 140 | 98 | 28 | 14 |
577 | I've got a thousand bucks that says it's just a typo. | 1.4000 | 0.05717 | 140 | 99 | 26 | 15 |
578 | You realize if we swim over there and eat those desserts, we have to wait 3 hours before we can return here. | 1.4000 | 0.05185 | 160 | 111 | 34 | 15 |
579 | Funny, that’s just how I imagined a desserted island would look. | 1.4000 | 0.05248 | 140 | 94 | 36 | 10 |
580 | Technically speaking, a desert island is an island, islet or atoll that is not permanently populated by humans. That one, however, is desserted. | 1.4000 | 0.05717 | 140 | 99 | 26 | 15 |
581 | The artist forgot to draw shark fins, so I think it's safe to swim over. | 1.4000 | 0.05792 | 125 | 86 | 28 | 11 |
582 | Oh, right. Two esses. | 1.4000 | 0.05656 | 145 | 103 | 26 | 16 |
583 | You tell me what you see first. | 1.4000 | 0.06011 | 125 | 88 | 24 | 13 |
584 | I always wondered what life was like on a desserted island. | 1.4000 | 0.05941 | 130 | 92 | 24 | 14 |
585 | I think it's called a dessert island. | 1.4000 | 0.05306 | 155 | 108 | 32 | 15 |
586 | ...and we'd burn the calories on the swim back. | 1.4000 | 0.05031 | 160 | 109 | 38 | 13 |
587 | Yeh-- but we have the palm tree. | 1.4000 | 0.05029 | 145 | 96 | 40 | 9 |
588 | Sure, it looks nice from here. But pretty soon you're thinking, man, what I really want is a tree. | 1.4000 | 0.05063 | 155 | 105 | 38 | 12 |
589 | Well, you got your wish. Just you, me, and a desserted island. | 1.3988 | 0.05233 | 173 | 124 | 29 | 20 |
590 | Well, at least we have a pretty sweet view. | 1.3988 | 0.05214 | 168 | 119 | 31 | 18 |
591 | Looks even more desserted than ours. | 1.3987 | 0.04995 | 158 | 107 | 39 | 12 |
592 | Worst typo ever. | 1.3987 | 0.05075 | 158 | 108 | 37 | 13 |
593 | I'm still full from your Steak Dinner Mirage. | 1.3987 | 0.05023 | 153 | 103 | 39 | 11 |
594 | But then what would we have to look forward to? | 1.3986 | 0.05140 | 148 | 100 | 37 | 11 |
595 | Nobody knows exactly, but they suspect the kids from Easter Island. | 1.3986 | 0.05402 | 148 | 103 | 31 | 14 |
596 | Lets go tonight if you're not busy." | 1.3986 | 0.05486 | 148 | 104 | 29 | 15 |
597 | The sharks are at it again. | 1.3986 | 0.05569 | 148 | 105 | 27 | 16 |
598 | I’m certain the brochure said we’d be stranded together on a dessert island. | 1.3986 | 0.05590 | 138 | 96 | 29 | 13 |
599 | We seem to be on the wrong desserted island. | 1.3986 | 0.05867 | 138 | 99 | 23 | 16 |
600 | 'Of course I'd have preferred the dessert island.' | 1.3986 | 0.05398 | 138 | 94 | 33 | 11 |
601 | Funny, I thought “desserted island” was just a misspelling. | 1.3985 | 0.05840 | 133 | 94 | 25 | 14 |
602 | See, now that’s a dessert-ed island! | 1.3985 | 0.05436 | 133 | 90 | 33 | 10 |
603 | Where are the cigarette trees? | 1.3985 | 0.05937 | 133 | 95 | 23 | 15 |
604 | Now do you wish we'd auditioned for 'Temptation Island' rather than 'Survivor'? | 1.3984 | 0.05693 | 128 | 88 | 29 | 11 |
605 | The last mirage had Hooters waitresses and chicken wings. | 1.3984 | 0.06110 | 128 | 92 | 21 | 15 |
606 | I don't know...what are the Yelp reviews? | 1.3984 | 0.05693 | 128 | 88 | 29 | 11 |
607 | I bet they have an ant problem. | 1.3975 | 0.04849 | 161 | 108 | 42 | 11 |
608 | Spelling matters. | 1.3974 | 0.05432 | 156 | 111 | 28 | 17 |
609 | So I guess we’ll get our just desserts. | 1.3974 | 0.05432 | 156 | 111 | 28 | 17 |
610 | Too bad we ate the lifesavers. | 1.3974 | 0.05154 | 151 | 103 | 36 | 12 |
611 | Well, Mom's not here. | 1.3974 | 0.05405 | 151 | 106 | 30 | 15 |
612 | I‘m so happy we landed on this gluten-free, sugar free, non-dairy, low carb organic island! | 1.3973 | 0.05187 | 146 | 99 | 36 | 11 |
613 | We could make it - but we'd hate ourselves afterwards. | 1.3973 | 0.05095 | 146 | 98 | 38 | 10 |
614 | Please swim over there and see if there are peanuts in anything. | 1.3973 | 0.05277 | 146 | 100 | 34 | 12 |
615 | Our travel agent sucks. | 1.3973 | 0.05187 | 146 | 99 | 36 | 11 |
616 | The sharks are upping the ante. | 1.3973 | 0.05539 | 146 | 103 | 28 | 15 |
617 | The genie said to write my wish down. One stupid letter! | 1.3973 | 0.05539 | 146 | 103 | 28 | 15 |
618 | Yes Dr. Atkins. This is hell. | 1.3973 | 0.05539 | 146 | 103 | 28 | 15 |
619 | I liked it better when it was Easter Island and had the chocolate bunnies and eggs filled with jelly beans. | 1.3972 | 0.05593 | 141 | 99 | 28 | 14 |
620 | It's amazing what you can do with discarded plastic when you've got time on your hands. | 1.3972 | 0.05409 | 141 | 97 | 32 | 12 |
621 | Empty calories? Did you seriously just utter the phrase “empty calories “? | 1.3972 | 0.05593 | 141 | 99 | 28 | 14 |
622 | I think it’s just another desserted island. | 1.3972 | 0.05593 | 141 | 99 | 28 | 14 |
623 | Yeah, but this island has free wi-fi. | 1.3971 | 0.05550 | 136 | 94 | 30 | 12 |
624 | Save my spot. | 1.3969 | 0.05384 | 131 | 88 | 34 | 9 |
625 | I thought you said swim for the 'deserted' isle. | 1.3968 | 0.05414 | 126 | 84 | 34 | 8 |
626 | It's always the island you're not on that's desserted. | 1.3963 | 0.05513 | 164 | 120 | 23 | 21 |
627 | So there is a difference between desert island and dessert island. | 1.3961 | 0.05483 | 154 | 110 | 27 | 17 |
628 | It looks perfectly safe to me, Gretel. | 1.3961 | 0.05326 | 154 | 108 | 31 | 15 |
629 | Looks like we've been desserted!" | 1.3960 | 0.05456 | 149 | 105 | 29 | 15 |
630 | Funny how we never hallucinate about kale or goji berries. | 1.3958 | 0.05506 | 144 | 101 | 29 | 14 |
631 | I’m pretty certain the sharks built it. | 1.3958 | 0.05594 | 144 | 102 | 27 | 15 |
632 | The commute keeps me fit | 1.3958 | 0.05327 | 144 | 99 | 33 | 12 |
633 | Okay, but be sure to wait an hour before swimming back. | 1.3955 | 0.05994 | 134 | 97 | 21 | 16 |
634 | Go ahead- the sharks are harmless ever since their teeth rotted away. | 1.3955 | 0.05607 | 134 | 93 | 29 | 12 |
635 | I'm more of a Spice Islands guy. | 1.3955 | 0.05299 | 134 | 90 | 35 | 9 |
636 | Under the circumstances, I say screw tooth decay. | 1.3953 | 0.05438 | 129 | 87 | 33 | 9 |
637 | Those sharks are such bastards. | 1.3953 | 0.05763 | 129 | 90 | 27 | 12 |
638 | Those sharks are devious! | 1.3952 | 0.04876 | 167 | 114 | 40 | 13 |
639 | I figure it’ll take us 20 minutes to swim there and no more than 2 minutes to swim back. | 1.3952 | 0.04571 | 167 | 110 | 48 | 9 |
640 | Dessert island. Desert island. What’s the difference? | 1.3952 | 0.05930 | 124 | 87 | 25 | 12 |
641 | Boy, talk about going a long way for a pun! | 1.3951 | 0.05352 | 162 | 116 | 28 | 18 |
642 | What will those sharks think of next? | 1.3949 | 0.05250 | 157 | 110 | 32 | 15 |
643 | This is what I would call bittersweet." | 1.3949 | 0.05250 | 157 | 110 | 32 | 15 |
644 | We should eat dinner first. | 1.3947 | 0.05294 | 152 | 106 | 32 | 14 |
645 | I've never seen an island so desserted | 1.3946 | 0.05592 | 147 | 105 | 26 | 16 |
646 | I guess that you’ve been right all along: these are our just desserts. | 1.3944 | 0.05378 | 142 | 98 | 32 | 12 |
647 | Just our luck. We end up on the DESERT island. | 1.3944 | 0.05470 | 142 | 99 | 30 | 13 |
648 | My agent said this casting call was for "The Life of Pie." | 1.3944 | 0.05189 | 142 | 96 | 36 | 10 |
649 | Those sharks are very clever. | 1.3944 | 0.05824 | 142 | 103 | 22 | 17 |
650 | That was the wreck of the Good Ship Lollipop | 1.3944 | 0.05470 | 142 | 99 | 30 | 13 |
651 | Ok, I’m turning off AutoCorrect before I book our next trip. | 1.3942 | 0.05802 | 137 | 98 | 24 | 15 |
652 | It's glucoser than it looks. | 1.3942 | 0.05614 | 137 | 96 | 28 | 13 |
653 | So Jerry... Could a dead body hypothetically... just hypothetically... act as a raft for a couple miles? Asking for a friend. | 1.3942 | 0.05517 | 137 | 95 | 30 | 12 |
654 | Personally, I prefer the nude car wash hallucination. | 1.3939 | 0.05767 | 132 | 93 | 26 | 13 |
655 | When you’re granted a wish, make sure you spellcheck. | 1.3939 | 0.05767 | 132 | 93 | 26 | 13 |
656 | That was the best Nutcracker performed by sharks I've ever seen. | 1.3939 | 0.05666 | 132 | 92 | 28 | 12 |
657 | You go ahead. I'm doing Paleo. | 1.3938 | 0.04783 | 160 | 107 | 43 | 10 |
658 | I'm holding out for the chocolate mirage. | 1.3935 | 0.04800 | 155 | 103 | 43 | 9 |
659 | Well the staging is completed. The "For Sale" sign goes up tomorrow. | 1.3933 | 0.05508 | 150 | 107 | 27 | 16 |
660 | Since the cupcake ate Jack, we probably shouldn’t risk it. | 1.3933 | 0.05172 | 150 | 103 | 35 | 12 |
661 | Well yeah, but we have a tree. | 1.3933 | 0.05172 | 150 | 103 | 35 | 12 |
662 | Must be a really unusual microclimate | 1.3933 | 0.05343 | 150 | 105 | 31 | 14 |
663 | Well, now we know why the desert island was so much cheaper than the dessert island. | 1.3931 | 0.05562 | 145 | 103 | 27 | 15 |
664 | Once again, spellcheck ruins a dessert island booking. | 1.3931 | 0.05562 | 145 | 103 | 27 | 15 |
665 | To think, we could have landed on the dessert island. | 1.3931 | 0.05387 | 145 | 101 | 31 | 13 |
666 | They could have at least stranded us on the desserted island ! | 1.3929 | 0.05708 | 140 | 100 | 25 | 15 |
667 | The shade is what sold me | 1.3929 | 0.05708 | 140 | 100 | 25 | 15 |
668 | Did you just call it a desserted island? | 1.3929 | 0.05139 | 140 | 94 | 37 | 9 |
669 | It must be an uncharted dessert isle. | 1.3929 | 0.05138 | 168 | 119 | 32 | 17 |
670 | Why didn't we swim to a desserted island? | 1.3929 | 0.05617 | 140 | 99 | 27 | 14 |
671 | Pretty sweet view, eh, Doug? ... Sorry... that never gets old. | 1.3926 | 0.05032 | 163 | 113 | 36 | 14 |
672 | I don't blame you, I blame Spell Check. | 1.3926 | 0.05573 | 135 | 94 | 29 | 12 |
673 | There they are - castaways from the Candy Cane mutiny. | 1.3926 | 0.05371 | 135 | 92 | 33 | 10 |
674 | These sharks sure are crafty | 1.3926 | 0.05672 | 135 | 95 | 27 | 13 |
675 | No it's not a mirage -- it's a meringue. | 1.3923 | 0.05830 | 130 | 92 | 25 | 13 |
676 | That’s all that remains of Big Rock Candy Mountain since the glaciers melted. | 1.3922 | 0.05346 | 153 | 108 | 30 | 15 |
677 | According to plate tectonics, in 3 million years, we will be eating like kings. | 1.3922 | 0.05099 | 153 | 105 | 36 | 12 |
678 | Really? Huh. I see beautiful women. | 1.3920 | 0.05781 | 125 | 87 | 27 | 11 |
679 | their cartoonist can’t spell | 1.3916 | 0.05439 | 143 | 100 | 30 | 13 |
680 | Glycemic Island--it's been off the charts for centuries. | 1.3913 | 0.05288 | 138 | 94 | 34 | 10 |
681 | These sharks get craftier every week. | 1.3913 | 0.05580 | 138 | 97 | 28 | 13 |
682 | I didn't know candy canes grew this far south. | 1.3913 | 0.05151 | 161 | 113 | 33 | 15 |
683 | I know, but I bet the swim over there would burn at least a hundred calories. | 1.3913 | 0.05151 | 161 | 113 | 33 | 15 |
684 | I think we both deserve a cheat day. | 1.3913 | 0.05674 | 138 | 98 | 26 | 14 |
685 | I wonder what we look like to them. | 1.3913 | 0.05226 | 161 | 114 | 31 | 16 |
686 | Dessert Island. That's clever. | 1.3913 | 0.05300 | 161 | 115 | 29 | 17 |
687 | I wish I were stranded on a dessert island. | 1.3913 | 0.05674 | 138 | 98 | 26 | 14 |
688 | If global warming were real, don't you think the icing would have melted?" | 1.3913 | 0.05288 | 138 | 94 | 34 | 10 |
689 | I have a feeling any rescuers will visit there first. | 1.3913 | 0.05288 | 138 | 94 | 34 | 10 |
690 | I'm not swimming over there for half a donut. | 1.3910 | 0.05270 | 156 | 110 | 31 | 15 |
691 | It's only clickbait. | 1.3910 | 0.05348 | 156 | 111 | 29 | 16 |
692 | We should have chosen that desserted island | 1.3910 | 0.05731 | 133 | 94 | 26 | 13 |
693 | At least we don't have to deal with the ants. | 1.3907 | 0.05145 | 151 | 104 | 35 | 12 |
694 | I guess spelling DOES matter.... | 1.3907 | 0.05230 | 151 | 105 | 33 | 13 |
695 | Maybe we'll feel better if we face some other direction." | 1.3906 | 0.05789 | 128 | 90 | 26 | 12 |
696 | It’s called ‘Temptation Island’ | 1.3905 | 0.04830 | 169 | 116 | 40 | 13 |
697 | Yeah, the sweet life is always one island over. | 1.3904 | 0.04992 | 146 | 98 | 39 | 9 |
698 | Do you think it's desserted? | 1.3904 | 0.05357 | 146 | 102 | 31 | 13 |
699 | Well, before the ice caps melted, it was known as the Big Rock Candy Mountain. | 1.3902 | 0.05845 | 123 | 86 | 26 | 11 |
700 | It's just another desserted island. | 1.3902 | 0.06285 | 123 | 90 | 18 | 15 |
701 | When the brochure said "beach vacation with a sweet view", this is not what I had in mind. | 1.3901 | 0.05399 | 141 | 98 | 31 | 12 |
702 | paradise flossed | 1.3901 | 0.05584 | 141 | 100 | 27 | 14 |
703 | Those clever sharks are at it again." | 1.3901 | 0.05584 | 141 | 100 | 27 | 14 |
704 | At least we have a pretty sweet view. | 1.3901 | 0.05208 | 141 | 96 | 35 | 10 |
705 | That, my friend, is the difference between a desert island and a dessert island. | 1.3901 | 0.05492 | 141 | 99 | 29 | 13 |
706 | We were so close to being on a desserted island | 1.3901 | 0.05762 | 141 | 102 | 23 | 16 |
707 | You go ahead. I never eat dessert. | 1.3901 | 0.05399 | 141 | 98 | 31 | 12 |
708 | Amazon Prime can deliver anything. | 1.3901 | 0.05110 | 141 | 95 | 37 | 9 |
709 | Bet they have WiFi. | 1.3897 | 0.05540 | 136 | 95 | 29 | 12 |
710 | You see candy? I see a hamburger with legs...sitting beside me. | 1.3897 | 0.05441 | 136 | 94 | 31 | 11 |
711 | It could be a trap. | 1.3897 | 0.05441 | 136 | 94 | 31 | 11 |
712 | I told you that genie was wearing a hearing aid. | 1.3897 | 0.05920 | 136 | 99 | 21 | 16 |
713 | it's actually more of a dessert archipelago | 1.3896 | 0.04902 | 154 | 104 | 40 | 10 |
714 | The pastries are vegan, but the sharks aren't. | 1.3893 | 0.05691 | 149 | 109 | 22 | 18 |
715 | I say we give Hansel one more day to swim back... | 1.3893 | 0.05363 | 149 | 105 | 30 | 14 |
716 | I never thought I had to choose between starvation and diabetes. | 1.3893 | 0.05363 | 149 | 105 | 30 | 14 |
717 | We should have taken the good ship. | 1.3893 | 0.05363 | 149 | 105 | 30 | 14 |
718 | And I said, Mom, a day is never going to come where I regret not learning to swim..... | 1.3892 | 0.04868 | 167 | 115 | 39 | 13 |
719 | And that’s the difference between desert and dessert | 1.3892 | 0.04868 | 167 | 115 | 39 | 13 |
720 | I see a wonderful ilse covered with asian bowls of quinoa and kale salad with beets. Why what do you see? | 1.3889 | 0.04736 | 162 | 109 | 43 | 10 |
721 | Well, there goes another New Year's resolution | 1.3889 | 0.05497 | 144 | 102 | 28 | 14 |
722 | Don't worry, the swim back will burn off all the calories. | 1.3889 | 0.05225 | 144 | 99 | 34 | 11 |
723 | Wait, how do you spell deserted? | 1.3885 | 0.05084 | 157 | 109 | 35 | 13 |
724 | Damn autocorrect, I said dessert island not desert island. | 1.3885 | 0.05547 | 139 | 98 | 28 | 13 |
725 | You have to admire the ingenuity of those man-eating sharks. | 1.3884 | 0.06027 | 121 | 86 | 23 | 12 |
726 | Mirage or real...it's still empty calories. | 1.3882 | 0.05019 | 170 | 120 | 34 | 16 |
727 | Appetizers and main courses are on other islands. | 1.3881 | 0.05392 | 134 | 92 | 32 | 10 |
728 | Looks like the big rock candy mountain has succumbed to climate change. | 1.3878 | 0.05239 | 147 | 102 | 33 | 12 |
729 | So that's my hallucination. What's yours? | 1.3878 | 0.04870 | 147 | 98 | 41 | 8 |
730 | Now THAT’s a desserted island! | 1.3876 | 0.05751 | 129 | 91 | 26 | 12 |
731 | That island looks like it would be a pretty sweet place to visit. | 1.3876 | 0.05751 | 129 | 91 | 26 | 12 |
732 | Maybe eating Dave wasn't the best idea. | 1.3875 | 0.05392 | 160 | 116 | 26 | 18 |
733 | They're coming for our coconut. | 1.3873 | 0.05728 | 142 | 103 | 23 | 16 |
734 | It's either a mirage or a desserted island. | 1.3871 | 0.05128 | 155 | 108 | 34 | 13 |
735 | We have to die somehow. | 1.3871 | 0.05445 | 155 | 112 | 26 | 17 |
736 | I prefer savory | 1.3869 | 0.05408 | 137 | 95 | 31 | 11 |
737 | I'm fairly certain the sharks put it there. | 1.3869 | 0.05698 | 137 | 98 | 25 | 14 |
738 | It's either a mirage or the sharks are smarter than we thought. | 1.3869 | 0.05206 | 137 | 93 | 35 | 9 |
739 | For Jesus it would have been a cake walk... | 1.3869 | 0.05698 | 137 | 98 | 25 | 14 |
740 | And here we sit, a dentist and a nutritionist. | 1.3867 | 0.05249 | 150 | 105 | 32 | 13 |
741 | and at night we have pie in the sky | 1.3865 | 0.04871 | 163 | 112 | 39 | 12 |
742 | But Mom isn't here and I say we go straight to dessert. | 1.3865 | 0.04871 | 163 | 112 | 39 | 12 |
743 | You really must be more clear, Carl. I thought you said swim for the “desert” island. | 1.3864 | 0.05552 | 132 | 92 | 29 | 11 |
744 | So, when you wrote to the travel agent to book our vacation on "The Desserted Island," I'm guessing you ran a spell check. | 1.3864 | 0.06145 | 132 | 98 | 17 | 17 |
745 | The sharks are pulling out all the stops this time | 1.3862 | 0.05552 | 145 | 104 | 26 | 15 |
746 | Autocorrect? | 1.3862 | 0.05287 | 145 | 101 | 32 | 12 |
747 | Before global warming it was Big Rock Candy Mountain. | 1.3861 | 0.05291 | 158 | 113 | 29 | 16 |
748 | Well, I guess that casts some light on what happened to the Good Ship Lollipop. | 1.3861 | 0.04977 | 158 | 109 | 37 | 12 |
749 | You turned the oven off...right? | 1.3858 | 0.05814 | 127 | 90 | 25 | 12 |
750 | Go ahead and try. If a shark doesn't get you, diabetes will. | 1.3857 | 0.05514 | 140 | 99 | 28 | 13 |
751 | I 'm on a coconut cleanse. Don't let that stop you though. | 1.3856 | 0.05256 | 153 | 108 | 31 | 14 |
752 | I always thought 'Desserted Island' was just poor spelling. | 1.3856 | 0.05337 | 153 | 109 | 29 | 15 |
753 | It’s less refined over here. | 1.3856 | 0.05256 | 153 | 108 | 31 | 14 |
754 | And on the eighth day God made spell check. | 1.3855 | 0.05244 | 166 | 120 | 28 | 18 |
755 | If only we had something salty to go with it. | 1.3852 | 0.05462 | 135 | 94 | 30 | 11 |
756 | And you said you couldn’t imagine a more desserted island. | 1.3852 | 0.05661 | 135 | 96 | 26 | 13 |
757 | and here I am,macarooned with you | 1.3852 | 0.06130 | 135 | 101 | 16 | 18 |
758 | Desserted. | 1.3851 | 0.05383 | 148 | 105 | 29 | 14 |
759 | I'm saying it's fake news. | 1.3851 | 0.05121 | 148 | 102 | 35 | 11 |
760 | Of course it's real -- a mirage would have babes and booze. | 1.3851 | 0.05210 | 148 | 103 | 33 | 12 |
761 | Well,I say the water is a mirage and the sweets are real. | 1.3851 | 0.05121 | 148 | 102 | 35 | 11 |
762 | You can open your eyes now, Happy Birthday! | 1.3846 | 0.05053 | 143 | 97 | 37 | 9 |
763 | Another vacation spoiled by autocorrect. | 1.3846 | 0.05609 | 130 | 91 | 28 | 11 |
764 | I don't think the Professor and Mary Ann are going to come back. | 1.3846 | 0.05492 | 156 | 114 | 24 | 18 |
765 | Desert/ dessert - such a fine line. | 1.3841 | 0.05220 | 151 | 106 | 32 | 13 |
766 | But then I’ll need to brush my teeth. | 1.3841 | 0.04779 | 151 | 101 | 42 | 8 |
767 | We'd be in paradise if that genie wasn't illiterate! | 1.3841 | 0.05220 | 151 | 106 | 32 | 13 |
768 | "I see it too, but there's no such thing as a dessert island." | 1.3841 | 0.05569 | 138 | 98 | 27 | 13 |
769 | Those sharks are very smart. | 1.3841 | 0.05474 | 138 | 97 | 29 | 12 |
770 | Do I have to spell it out for you? | 1.3840 | 0.05540 | 125 | 86 | 30 | 9 |
771 | I'm not going. It's just a typo. | 1.3840 | 0.06094 | 125 | 91 | 20 | 14 |
772 | I was singing 'Big Rock Candy Mountain'when it appeared. "How about trying 'Row, Row, Row your boat? | 1.3840 | 0.06094 | 125 | 91 | 20 | 14 |
773 | That's one sweet island over there | 1.3836 | 0.05434 | 146 | 104 | 28 | 14 |
774 | Beware the Island of Just Desserts | 1.3836 | 0.05434 | 146 | 104 | 28 | 14 |
775 | Remember last week we thought we saw an island made entirely of brisket... | 1.3836 | 0.05434 | 146 | 104 | 28 | 14 |
776 | I guess that’s what they call a “desserted” island. | 1.3835 | 0.06198 | 133 | 100 | 15 | 18 |
777 | Not until after dinner. | 1.3832 | 0.05006 | 167 | 118 | 34 | 15 |
778 | I'm in more of a salty mood. | 1.3831 | 0.05146 | 154 | 108 | 33 | 13 |
779 | At least I'll never struggle again with the difference between desert and dessert | 1.3830 | 0.05294 | 141 | 98 | 32 | 11 |
780 | It was a mountain before global warming. | 1.3830 | 0.05573 | 141 | 101 | 26 | 14 |
781 | ...Yeah, it hasn't moved, but it could still be a trap. | 1.3828 | 0.05448 | 128 | 88 | 31 | 9 |
782 | It's a mirage. Candy canes aren't in season. | 1.3827 | 0.04886 | 162 | 112 | 38 | 12 |
783 | Okay, now I just think we’re being messed with. | 1.3826 | 0.05093 | 149 | 103 | 35 | 11 |
784 | As an English major, I had no choice but to stay on this properly spelled deserted island. | 1.3826 | 0.05437 | 149 | 107 | 27 | 15 |
785 | What would we do for shade? | 1.3826 | 0.05268 | 149 | 105 | 31 | 13 |
786 | What three things would you bring? | 1.3826 | 0.05353 | 149 | 106 | 29 | 14 |
787 | Thank God, it's our Desserted island | 1.3824 | 0.05429 | 136 | 95 | 30 | 11 |
788 | No, I’m pretty sure I booked the one with two ‘S’s. | 1.3822 | 0.05154 | 157 | 111 | 32 | 14 |
789 | The problem is if we swim over there we’ll have to wait half an hour before we can go back | 1.3821 | 0.05479 | 123 | 84 | 31 | 8 |
790 | We can swim it off. | 1.3821 | 0.05717 | 123 | 86 | 27 | 10 |
791 | Autocorrect didn't book the tickets. You did. | 1.3819 | 0.05575 | 144 | 104 | 25 | 15 |
792 | Well, shit. | 1.3819 | 0.05487 | 144 | 103 | 27 | 14 |
793 | We could try. The sharks around here don't have any teeth. | 1.3819 | 0.05575 | 144 | 104 | 25 | 15 |
794 | I had envisioned the Spice Islands differently. | 1.3819 | 0.05121 | 144 | 99 | 35 | 10 |
795 | The lemon mirage pie is my favorite | 1.3817 | 0.05468 | 131 | 91 | 30 | 10 |
796 | I always hated Candyland when I was a kid. Now it doesn't look so bad. | 1.3817 | 0.05468 | 131 | 91 | 30 | 10 |
797 | Well, SOMEONE planned ahead. | 1.3816 | 0.05021 | 152 | 105 | 36 | 11 |
798 | Ours is just desert. | 1.3816 | 0.05357 | 152 | 109 | 28 | 15 |
799 | Best mirage ever! | 1.3813 | 0.05441 | 139 | 98 | 29 | 12 |
800 | Do you want ants? 'Cuz I bet there are ants. | 1.3813 | 0.05146 | 139 | 95 | 35 | 9 |
801 | Happy birthday. | 1.3813 | 0.05441 | 139 | 98 | 29 | 12 |
802 | On the other hand you have to admit those sharks are very clever. | 1.3813 | 0.05345 | 139 | 97 | 31 | 11 |
803 | What a difference an s makes. | 1.3813 | 0.05536 | 139 | 99 | 27 | 13 |
804 | Coconuts are nature's candy...coconuts are nature's candy...coconuts are nature's candy... | 1.3813 | 0.05630 | 139 | 100 | 25 | 14 |
805 | Do you think they have a Department of Foreign Eclairs? | 1.3813 | 0.05812 | 139 | 102 | 21 | 16 |
806 | What’ll you bet they have salt water taffy? | 1.3813 | 0.04846 | 160 | 110 | 39 | 11 |
807 | Wreckage from the good ship Lollipop, I believe." | 1.3813 | 0.05084 | 160 | 113 | 33 | 14 |
808 | As a dentist, I find karma to be a cruel mistress" | 1.3813 | 0.05160 | 160 | 114 | 31 | 15 |
809 | Autocorrect. My bad. | 1.3810 | 0.05404 | 147 | 105 | 28 | 14 |
810 | Remember, if we swim out there we have to wait 30 minutes before we can swim back. | 1.3810 | 0.05138 | 147 | 102 | 34 | 11 |
811 | I guess it’s just deserts. | 1.3810 | 0.05573 | 147 | 107 | 24 | 16 |
812 | I told you desserted island wasn't a typo, Larry. | 1.3810 | 0.05138 | 147 | 102 | 34 | 11 |
813 | ‘’I told you a prayer for ‘eye candy’ might not be understood.” | 1.3806 | 0.05119 | 155 | 109 | 33 | 13 |
814 | Dessert Island. Who’d think one little ‘s’ would make such a big difference! | 1.3806 | 0.05200 | 155 | 110 | 31 | 14 |
815 | Wouldn't you know it; I just brushed my teeth. | 1.3806 | 0.05119 | 155 | 109 | 33 | 13 |
816 | I told you to book the one with two S's. | 1.3806 | 0.05685 | 134 | 96 | 25 | 13 |
817 | Just make sure you don't swim back for at least half an hour afterwards. | 1.3804 | 0.04862 | 163 | 113 | 38 | 12 |
818 | It’s probably covered in ants. | 1.3803 | 0.05450 | 142 | 101 | 28 | 13 |
819 | It’s tempting, but I bet the property taxes are insane.. | 1.3802 | 0.05898 | 121 | 86 | 24 | 11 |
820 | At least my first shipwreck was in the Sandwhich Islands. | 1.3801 | 0.05123 | 171 | 124 | 29 | 18 |
821 | Damned if we do. Damned if we don’t. | 1.3800 | 0.05324 | 150 | 107 | 29 | 14 |
822 | These sharks are getting more and more clever. | 1.3798 | 0.05633 | 129 | 91 | 27 | 11 |
823 | I like it better before the takeover when they were the Sandwich Islands | 1.3798 | 0.05739 | 129 | 92 | 25 | 12 |
824 | Who knew that one "s" would make such a big difference? | 1.3796 | 0.05397 | 137 | 96 | 30 | 11 |
825 | I prefer this island for the more authentic castaway experience. | 1.3796 | 0.05296 | 137 | 95 | 32 | 10 |
826 | I ‘m not going to candy-coat this for you Bill. It’s a mirage and we’re doomed! | 1.3793 | 0.05455 | 145 | 104 | 27 | 14 |
827 | It's desserted out here. | 1.3793 | 0.05455 | 145 | 104 | 27 | 14 |
828 | Its a good thing you didn't bring the bag of weed. | 1.3793 | 0.05185 | 145 | 101 | 33 | 11 |
829 | I wonder what they see when they look at us. | 1.3793 | 0.05092 | 145 | 100 | 35 | 10 |
830 | If the sharks don't get you, those empty carbs will! | 1.3791 | 0.04995 | 153 | 106 | 36 | 11 |
831 | What do you think? Mirage or meringue? | 1.3791 | 0.04995 | 153 | 106 | 36 | 11 |
832 | You idiot!...and that was our last wish too. | 1.3791 | 0.05328 | 153 | 110 | 28 | 15 |
833 | Looks like we washed up on the wrong desserted island... | 1.3791 | 0.05487 | 153 | 112 | 24 | 17 |
834 | It's a much more appealing mirage than Kale-Granola island. | 1.3791 | 0.05246 | 153 | 109 | 30 | 14 |
835 | Yeah. I see it too. | 1.3789 | 0.05057 | 161 | 114 | 33 | 14 |
836 | I don't see any chocolate! Forget it! | 1.3789 | 0.04980 | 161 | 113 | 35 | 13 |
837 | Oh...I thought you said dessert--ed island. | 1.3788 | 0.05539 | 132 | 93 | 28 | 11 |
838 | Too bad it's not a cheat day. | 1.3786 | 0.05116 | 140 | 96 | 35 | 9 |
839 | It's either a typo or a bad pun. | 1.3786 | 0.05409 | 140 | 99 | 29 | 12 |
840 | That typo cost us dessert island. | 1.3786 | 0.05687 | 140 | 102 | 23 | 15 |
841 | Next time, wish for a rescue boat. | 1.3786 | 0.05015 | 140 | 95 | 37 | 8 |
842 | It's likely a mirage, a spelling error, or perhaps both. | 1.3786 | 0.05596 | 140 | 101 | 25 | 14 |
843 | Well, the seafood entrees do get kind of repetitive, but the dessert cart is fabulous! | 1.3786 | 0.05216 | 140 | 97 | 33 | 10 |
844 | Do you actually want ants? Because that's exactly how you get them. | 1.3786 | 0.05409 | 140 | 99 | 29 | 12 |
845 | I’m so glad we ate the mushrooms | 1.3784 | 0.04927 | 148 | 101 | 38 | 9 |
846 | I think it looks tacky. | 1.3784 | 0.05287 | 148 | 105 | 30 | 13 |
847 | I think your second wish should definitely be learning how to swim. | 1.3784 | 0.05287 | 148 | 105 | 30 | 13 |
848 | You know the rules - no dinner, no dessert. | 1.3784 | 0.05199 | 148 | 104 | 32 | 12 |
849 | I'd rather have a sub. | 1.3780 | 0.05064 | 164 | 117 | 32 | 15 |
850 | Wow...yours is good, but mine has wine and women. | 1.3778 | 0.05348 | 135 | 94 | 31 | 10 |
851 | Imagine for a second you're no longer a nutritionist. | 1.3778 | 0.05649 | 135 | 97 | 25 | 13 |
852 | I sure hope they're not looking at us the same way. | 1.3778 | 0.05649 | 135 | 97 | 25 | 13 |
853 | Henry hasn't come back for 5 weeks......ya still think it's mirage? | 1.3778 | 0.05028 | 135 | 91 | 37 | 7 |
854 | Now that's what I'd call a desserted island. | 1.3778 | 0.05649 | 135 | 97 | 25 | 13 |
855 | Why couldn’t we have washed up on the dessert island? | 1.3778 | 0.05243 | 135 | 93 | 33 | 9 |
856 | Why couldn’t we have landed on that dessert island? | 1.3776 | 0.05508 | 143 | 103 | 26 | 14 |
857 | That darn shark gets more clever every day. | 1.3776 | 0.05326 | 143 | 101 | 30 | 12 |
858 | I understand Shirley Temple was shipwrecked there. | 1.3775 | 0.05696 | 151 | 113 | 19 | 19 |
859 | It's desserted, Gilligan. | 1.3775 | 0.05038 | 151 | 105 | 35 | 11 |
860 | I knew we were in trouble once we crossed the Tropic of Candycorn. | 1.3775 | 0.05210 | 151 | 107 | 31 | 13 |
861 | I bet my hallucination is better than yours. | 1.3775 | 0.05125 | 151 | 106 | 33 | 12 |
862 | Wow! A desserted island! | 1.3775 | 0.05618 | 151 | 112 | 21 | 18 |
863 | I'm really more of a meat and potato guy. | 1.3775 | 0.04949 | 151 | 104 | 37 | 10 |
864 | This feels just like the Mueller Report. | 1.3774 | 0.05254 | 159 | 115 | 28 | 16 |
865 | It's not all bad. At least our island has a sweet view. | 1.3772 | 0.04997 | 167 | 119 | 33 | 15 |
866 | I would have preferred being stranded on the dessert island. | 1.3771 | 0.05032 | 175 | 127 | 30 | 18 |
867 | Well, it certainly has carb appeal. | 1.3769 | 0.05597 | 130 | 92 | 27 | 11 |
868 | You can’t seriously believe the four of us are imagining this. | 1.3768 | 0.05652 | 138 | 100 | 24 | 14 |
869 | That's the difference between us, Doug. You see dessert. I see an obesity epidemic. | 1.3768 | 0.05060 | 138 | 94 | 36 | 8 |
870 | I thought the brochure said 'desert' island. | 1.3768 | 0.05558 | 138 | 99 | 26 | 13 |
871 | Expedia said Island Paradise with the Sweetest View. | 1.3768 | 0.05060 | 138 | 94 | 36 | 8 |
872 | I know it looks good to you now, but those are empty calories. | 1.3767 | 0.05510 | 146 | 106 | 25 | 15 |
873 | The sharks are getting a little too savvy for my liking. | 1.3767 | 0.05424 | 146 | 105 | 27 | 14 |
874 | Got Milk? | 1.3767 | 0.04969 | 146 | 100 | 37 | 9 |
875 | What makes you think it's deserted? | 1.3767 | 0.05424 | 146 | 105 | 27 | 14 |
876 | The sharks are getting really creative | 1.3766 | 0.05218 | 154 | 110 | 30 | 14 |
877 | What is this, a New Yorker cartoon? | 1.3761 | 0.06036 | 117 | 84 | 22 | 11 |
878 | Man... do you know what they put IN that crap? | 1.3760 | 0.05755 | 125 | 89 | 25 | 11 |
879 | Well, that's just desserts. | 1.3760 | 0.05755 | 125 | 89 | 25 | 11 |
880 | What would Hansel and Gretel do? | 1.3759 | 0.05607 | 133 | 95 | 26 | 12 |
881 | We could do worse, the island behind us is made of broccoli. | 1.3759 | 0.05708 | 133 | 96 | 24 | 13 |
882 | Well, I guess it's a desserted island. | 1.3759 | 0.05282 | 141 | 99 | 31 | 11 |
883 | I finally understand the distinction between 'desert' and 'dessert'. | 1.3759 | 0.05471 | 141 | 101 | 27 | 13 |
884 | Let's call it Desserted Island. | 1.3758 | 0.05343 | 149 | 107 | 28 | 14 |
885 | Any way you look at it, it’s still a desserted island. | 1.3758 | 0.05170 | 149 | 105 | 32 | 12 |
886 | Sure,but then you'd have to wait 30 minutes before you swim back. | 1.3758 | 0.04992 | 149 | 103 | 36 | 10 |
887 | Remember we have the better view. | 1.3758 | 0.05145 | 157 | 112 | 31 | 14 |
888 | No Way! Remember "Hansel and Gretel"? | 1.3758 | 0.04984 | 157 | 110 | 35 | 12 |
889 | I knew not taking those swimming lessons would come back to haunt us. | 1.3758 | 0.04901 | 157 | 109 | 37 | 11 |
890 | Must be a typo. | 1.3758 | 0.04965 | 165 | 117 | 34 | 14 |
891 | At least we're on the healthy island. | 1.3757 | 0.04659 | 173 | 120 | 41 | 12 |
892 | Sooo, what does your mirage have on it today? | 1.3750 | 0.05074 | 160 | 114 | 32 | 14 |
893 | Couldn't you have wished for a boat? | 1.3750 | 0.04834 | 152 | 104 | 39 | 9 |
894 | So, is it d-e-s-e-r-t isle or d-e-s-s-e-r-t isle? | 1.3750 | 0.05387 | 144 | 103 | 28 | 13 |
895 | Ooh look! A desserted island. | 1.3750 | 0.05387 | 144 | 103 | 28 | 13 |
896 | The sharks are getting creative. | 1.3750 | 0.05296 | 144 | 102 | 30 | 12 |
897 | First time at weightwatchers? | 1.3750 | 0.05182 | 152 | 108 | 31 | 13 |
898 | Those sharks are clever devils...good bakers, too. | 1.3750 | 0.05973 | 128 | 94 | 20 | 14 |
899 | It probably doesn’t taste as good as it looks. | 1.3750 | 0.05109 | 144 | 100 | 34 | 10 |
900 | A dessert island, of course. | 1.3750 | 0.05546 | 128 | 90 | 28 | 10 |
901 | Ok , if we did know how to swim, what would you eat first? | 1.3742 | 0.05190 | 155 | 111 | 30 | 14 |
902 | We should have wished for a bridge as well. | 1.3742 | 0.04769 | 155 | 106 | 40 | 9 |
903 | We're screwed. Nobody's ever found in the Toblerone Triangle. | 1.3741 | 0.05217 | 147 | 104 | 31 | 12 |
904 | Finally UberEats has arrived | 1.3741 | 0.05306 | 147 | 105 | 29 | 13 |
905 | I told them to drop us off at the dessert island. | 1.3741 | 0.05217 | 147 | 104 | 31 | 12 |
906 | I would not object if you were to lay off the "Dessert Island" jokes. | 1.3741 | 0.05306 | 147 | 105 | 29 | 13 |
907 | And you chose the DESERT island! | 1.3741 | 0.05333 | 139 | 98 | 30 | 11 |
908 | Want to swim over to the desserted island? | 1.3741 | 0.05429 | 139 | 99 | 28 | 12 |
909 | Go if you must, but it's probably baking over there. | 1.3741 | 0.05333 | 139 | 98 | 30 | 11 |
910 | That was Big Rock Candy Mountain before the glaciers melted. | 1.3741 | 0.05429 | 139 | 99 | 28 | 12 |
911 | It's called 'Diabetes Island.' No one's ever returned. | 1.3741 | 0.05618 | 139 | 101 | 24 | 14 |
912 | What level of Candy Crush do you think that is? | 1.3740 | 0.05666 | 131 | 94 | 25 | 12 |
913 | But ours is in good taste... | 1.3740 | 0.05122 | 131 | 89 | 35 | 7 |
914 | Every time I go on a diet, something like this happens - every time! | 1.3740 | 0.05561 | 131 | 93 | 27 | 11 |
915 | No, that’s Confectionary Cay. Dessert island is just a common spelling error. | 1.3736 | 0.04847 | 174 | 124 | 35 | 15 |
916 | *This* is why spelling is important. | 1.3735 | 0.04713 | 166 | 115 | 40 | 11 |
917 | Dude, I am taking my chances with the sharks if you sing The Candy Man one more time | 1.3734 | 0.05273 | 158 | 115 | 27 | 16 |
918 | We can only get there on the Good Ship Lollipop. | 1.3734 | 0.04876 | 158 | 110 | 37 | 11 |
919 | Sometimes I just think everything is out of reach | 1.3734 | 0.05118 | 158 | 113 | 31 | 14 |
920 | I understand, but common sense suggests we wait and see if it’s still there tomorrow. | 1.3733 | 0.04874 | 150 | 103 | 38 | 9 |
921 | That’s strange. I see three candy canes. | 1.3733 | 0.05054 | 150 | 105 | 34 | 11 |
922 | But if you were over there, you'd be wanting coconut water. | 1.3733 | 0.05228 | 150 | 107 | 30 | 13 |
923 | Just remember to wait thirty minutes before swimming back. | 1.3733 | 0.04781 | 150 | 102 | 40 | 8 |
924 | One has two esses, one has two asses. | 1.3733 | 0.05313 | 150 | 108 | 28 | 14 |
925 | Sure, it seems better, but do you know what they pay in property taxes?? | 1.3732 | 0.04958 | 142 | 97 | 37 | 8 |
926 | Okay, we’ll go there. But only on a special occasion. | 1.3732 | 0.05156 | 142 | 99 | 33 | 10 |
927 | Can't believe this is all that's left of the food pyramid. | 1.3732 | 0.05438 | 142 | 102 | 27 | 13 |
928 | Yeah, but no shade. | 1.3732 | 0.05058 | 142 | 98 | 35 | 9 |
929 | Since when did Mary Ann and Ginger learn how to bake? | 1.3731 | 0.05573 | 134 | 96 | 26 | 12 |
930 | No we are not near the sandwich islands. | 1.3731 | 0.05367 | 134 | 94 | 30 | 10 |
931 | That’s where we’d be if we weren’t such good spellers. | 1.3730 | 0.05934 | 126 | 92 | 21 | 13 |
932 | It's either a mirage or a simple spelling mistake. | 1.3727 | 0.04563 | 161 | 109 | 44 | 8 |
933 | My sweet tooth fell out months ago. | 1.3727 | 0.04648 | 161 | 110 | 42 | 9 |
934 | You really chose this place because of the shade? | 1.3725 | 0.04984 | 153 | 107 | 35 | 11 |
935 | I guess that’s the desserted island | 1.3725 | 0.05069 | 153 | 108 | 33 | 12 |
936 | Well, this takes the cake. | 1.3725 | 0.05154 | 153 | 109 | 31 | 13 |
937 | And you thought our island was desserted. | 1.3724 | 0.05265 | 145 | 103 | 30 | 12 |
938 | I bet THEY wish they had a palm tree. | 1.3724 | 0.04688 | 145 | 97 | 42 | 6 |
939 | You had to choose the gluten free island didn't you! | 1.3724 | 0.05532 | 145 | 106 | 24 | 15 |
940 | Dessert Island. | 1.3724 | 0.05265 | 145 | 103 | 30 | 12 |
941 | If we were over there, instead of being marooned in a desert island we could be macarooned on a dessert island | 1.3723 | 0.05580 | 137 | 99 | 25 | 13 |
942 | IF YOU'RE SO SURE THE SHARK'S NOT UP TO SOMETHING, THEN YOU GO FIRST. | 1.3723 | 0.05769 | 137 | 101 | 21 | 15 |
943 | Tell me again why you can't swim over and bring me back the doughnut? | 1.3723 | 0.05076 | 137 | 94 | 35 | 8 |
944 | Let's go someplace else for dessert. | 1.3721 | 0.05934 | 129 | 95 | 20 | 14 |
945 | Do you think they have delivery service? | 1.3721 | 0.05170 | 129 | 88 | 34 | 7 |
946 | I wonder what being stranded on a dessert island is like? | 1.3720 | 0.04981 | 164 | 117 | 33 | 14 |
947 | And you SWEAR that wasn’t there yesterday? | 1.3718 | 0.05242 | 156 | 113 | 28 | 15 |
948 | Well, I'm not falling for it, are you? | 1.3718 | 0.05162 | 156 | 112 | 30 | 14 |
949 | That's how you get ants. | 1.3718 | 0.05081 | 156 | 111 | 32 | 13 |
950 | Before climate change, they called it Candy Land. | 1.3718 | 0.04999 | 156 | 110 | 34 | 12 |
951 | Yeah, but we've got coconuts! | 1.3718 | 0.04999 | 156 | 110 | 34 | 12 |
952 | Bummer! You can't swim, and I'm diabetic! | 1.3716 | 0.05362 | 148 | 107 | 27 | 14 |
953 | I've thought of moving but it's just so affordable here. | 1.3716 | 0.05099 | 148 | 104 | 33 | 11 |
954 | gentrification | 1.3714 | 0.05203 | 140 | 98 | 32 | 10 |
955 | Man those shrooms you grew were good. | 1.3714 | 0.05203 | 140 | 98 | 32 | 10 |
956 | Mirages are not exclusively a desert phenomenon; they can also be a dessert phenomenon. | 1.3714 | 0.05301 | 140 | 99 | 30 | 11 |
957 | Ready to head back? | 1.3714 | 0.05203 | 140 | 98 | 32 | 10 |
958 | Only the grammatically challenged are lucky enough to land on a dessert island. | 1.3714 | 0.05765 | 140 | 104 | 20 | 16 |
959 | Wait a good 30 minutes before swimming back. | 1.3712 | 0.05421 | 132 | 93 | 29 | 10 |
960 | No, that's fine, go ahead. I just didn't think you'd break your New Year's resolution this quickly. | 1.3711 | 0.05012 | 159 | 113 | 33 | 13 |
961 | We really are desserted. | 1.3709 | 0.05114 | 151 | 107 | 32 | 12 |
962 | I'm pretty sure it's a mirage. I mean, who in their right mind would leave cheesecake out in this heat | 1.3709 | 0.04938 | 151 | 105 | 36 | 10 |
963 | I'm really more in the mood for savory. | 1.3709 | 0.05027 | 151 | 106 | 34 | 11 |
964 | Still think you were right to steer our last piece of driftwood to the island with all the kale? | 1.3706 | 0.04930 | 143 | 98 | 37 | 8 |
965 | Who knew 5th grade spelling was so important? | 1.3706 | 0.05126 | 143 | 100 | 33 | 10 |
966 | "Yes, but OUR island is gluten free!" | 1.3706 | 0.05221 | 143 | 101 | 31 | 11 |
967 | Yeah but, we'll have to wait thirty minutes to swim back dude. | 1.3706 | 0.04930 | 143 | 98 | 37 | 8 |
968 | It was the site of the wreck of the good ship Lollipop. | 1.3704 | 0.05230 | 135 | 94 | 32 | 9 |
969 | You can always tell when the Carnival Cruise ship is about to arrive | 1.3701 | 0.04957 | 154 | 108 | 35 | 11 |
970 | "Can I bring you back anything?" | 1.3701 | 0.04871 | 154 | 107 | 37 | 10 |
971 | That's the kind of mistake that a spell checker will not catch. | 1.3701 | 0.05126 | 154 | 110 | 31 | 13 |
972 | Look! An uncharted dessert island! | 1.3701 | 0.04871 | 154 | 107 | 37 | 10 |
973 | What would Oprah do? | 1.3701 | 0.04957 | 154 | 108 | 35 | 11 |
974 | The sharks are becoming more creative. | 1.3701 | 0.05208 | 154 | 111 | 29 | 14 |
975 | Ed, who can't swim a stroke, and Jason, who is diabetic, can only sit and ponder what might have been. | 1.3701 | 0.05042 | 154 | 109 | 33 | 12 |
976 | Seems like a cruel joke to place Desserted Island so close to Deserted Island. | 1.3701 | 0.05895 | 127 | 93 | 21 | 13 |
977 | Sure, it looks less like a flying saucer with all that on top, but it's still them, Thomas, and we won't fall for it. | 1.3701 | 0.05788 | 127 | 92 | 23 | 12 |
978 | If only we weren't dentists. | 1.3699 | 0.05585 | 146 | 108 | 22 | 16 |
979 | So, there were survivors from the Good Ship Lollipop after all. | 1.3699 | 0.05144 | 146 | 103 | 32 | 11 |
980 | You're right, a dessert island would have been better. | 1.3697 | 0.05029 | 165 | 119 | 31 | 15 |
981 | Where's a chute or ladder when you need one? | 1.3696 | 0.05252 | 138 | 97 | 31 | 10 |
982 | Go ahead if you want,but it never tastes as good as it looks. | 1.3696 | 0.05450 | 138 | 99 | 27 | 12 |
983 | Spelling matters, honey. Desert island, dessert island. Big difference”. | 1.3696 | 0.05150 | 138 | 96 | 33 | 9 |
984 | Rats! I asked the cartoonist to put us on the dessert island. Turns out he can draw, but he can’t spell. | 1.3696 | 0.05252 | 138 | 97 | 31 | 10 |
985 | Now THAT, is one desserted island. | 1.3696 | 0.05252 | 138 | 97 | 31 | 10 |
986 | If only we washed up on a desserted isle | 1.3694 | 0.05055 | 157 | 112 | 32 | 13 |
987 | Why didn't you book the all inclusive? | 1.3694 | 0.04806 | 157 | 109 | 38 | 10 |
988 | Before global warming sea level rise, that was Big Rock Candy mountain. | 1.3692 | 0.05689 | 130 | 94 | 24 | 12 |
989 | 'Take one last look...we're out of peyote buttons." | 1.3692 | 0.05689 | 130 | 94 | 24 | 12 |
990 | Are you kidding? We need a Banana Boat. | 1.3691 | 0.05246 | 149 | 107 | 29 | 13 |
991 | Our mirages have really upped their game | 1.3691 | 0.05332 | 149 | 108 | 27 | 14 |
992 | You do realize it's just a typo. | 1.3691 | 0.05581 | 149 | 111 | 21 | 17 |
993 | For my second wish I want a row boat | 1.3691 | 0.04888 | 149 | 103 | 37 | 9 |
994 | Desert, dessert ... I should have been more specific. | 1.3691 | 0.04795 | 149 | 102 | 39 | 8 |
995 | That must be the south beach diet. | 1.3688 | 0.05641 | 141 | 104 | 22 | 15 |
996 | You should never have wished me "sweet dreams." | 1.3687 | 0.04907 | 160 | 113 | 35 | 12 |
997 | Everything looks perfect from far away. | 1.3684 | 0.04912 | 152 | 106 | 36 | 10 |
998 | But we have a tree. | 1.3684 | 0.05086 | 152 | 108 | 32 | 12 |
999 | Maybe when we retire. | 1.3684 | 0.05171 | 152 | 109 | 30 | 13 |
1000 | Are you hallucinating what I'm hallucinating? | 1.3684 | 0.04731 | 152 | 104 | 40 | 8 |
1001 | Seems excessive. | 1.3681 | 0.04842 | 163 | 115 | 36 | 12 |
1002 | The sharks are messing with us again. Remember Pete? | 1.3681 | 0.04842 | 163 | 115 | 36 | 12 |
1003 | Desert island, dessert island -- we missed it by that much! | 1.3681 | 0.05375 | 144 | 104 | 27 | 13 |
1004 | We’re on Weight Watchers Island | 1.3681 | 0.05001 | 144 | 100 | 35 | 9 |
1005 | Yeah, desert island and dessert island, ha-ha, I get it. But now I’m expecting a voice-over encouraging us to switch auto insurance. | 1.3680 | 0.05740 | 125 | 90 | 24 | 11 |
1006 | So, I misspelled, “dessert”. How did you get here? | 1.3680 | 0.05740 | 125 | 90 | 24 | 11 |
1007 | Looks like we're getting our just desserts. | 1.3677 | 0.05098 | 155 | 111 | 31 | 13 |
1008 | I would, but I finally made it back to my high school weight. | 1.3677 | 0.04758 | 155 | 107 | 39 | 9 |
1009 | I think it's a trap. | 1.3676 | 0.05199 | 136 | 95 | 32 | 9 |
1010 | One more dessert island joke and I'm going to kill you. | 1.3676 | 0.05199 | 136 | 95 | 32 | 9 |
1011 | But we'll swim off the calories on our way back. | 1.3676 | 0.05199 | 136 | 95 | 32 | 9 |
1012 | I'm pretty sure it's a misspelling. | 1.3675 | 0.05076 | 166 | 121 | 29 | 16 |
1013 | If you sing "Big Rock Candy Mountain" one more time, I'll kill you. | 1.3675 | 0.05076 | 166 | 121 | 29 | 16 |
1014 | The swim should offset the calories. | 1.3673 | 0.05382 | 147 | 107 | 26 | 14 |
1015 | I don't have to out swim the shark, I just have to out swim you | 1.3673 | 0.04930 | 147 | 102 | 36 | 9 |
1016 | Damn. Big Sugar is everywhere! | 1.3673 | 0.05024 | 147 | 103 | 34 | 10 |
1017 | It happens when a mapmaker misspells desert island. | 1.3673 | 0.05382 | 147 | 107 | 26 | 14 |
1018 | Legend says it was the wreck of the Good Ship Lollipop. | 1.3672 | 0.05642 | 128 | 92 | 25 | 11 |
1019 | I feel like we're not thinking big enough with our prayers. | 1.3669 | 0.05221 | 139 | 98 | 31 | 10 |
1020 | Don't go Hansel! | 1.3667 | 0.05217 | 150 | 108 | 29 | 13 |
1021 | I can't swim and you're a diabetic, so let's change the subject... | 1.3667 | 0.04953 | 150 | 105 | 35 | 10 |
1022 | Aw, you remembered my birthday. | 1.3665 | 0.04720 | 161 | 112 | 39 | 10 |
1023 | But I DID type in ‘dessert island!’! | 1.3665 | 0.05264 | 161 | 119 | 25 | 17 |
1024 | I tried to tell you. It's location, location, location. | 1.3664 | 0.05548 | 131 | 94 | 26 | 11 |
1025 | Tempting, yes, but what do we do when our pants don't fit anymore? | 1.3662 | 0.05334 | 142 | 102 | 28 | 12 |
1026 | If I were seeing a mirage, that's not what I would see | 1.3662 | 0.05518 | 142 | 104 | 24 | 14 |
1027 | What would be the point? We have no milk. | 1.3662 | 0.04843 | 142 | 97 | 38 | 7 |
1028 | Funny the difference an "s" makes... | 1.3662 | 0.05334 | 142 | 102 | 28 | 12 |
1029 | That must be the Dessert Isle. | 1.3662 | 0.05426 | 142 | 103 | 26 | 13 |
1030 | We really whiffed the landing on this one | 1.3662 | 0.05239 | 142 | 101 | 30 | 11 |
1031 | It's like Candy Land and Fantasy Island had a baby. | 1.3660 | 0.05143 | 153 | 110 | 30 | 13 |
1032 | The shark can't eat BOTH of us! | 1.3660 | 0.05545 | 153 | 115 | 20 | 18 |
1033 | I imagined the same thing my first week here. | 1.3660 | 0.04796 | 153 | 106 | 38 | 9 |
1034 | I told you if anyone can the candyman can | 1.3660 | 0.05307 | 153 | 112 | 26 | 15 |
1035 | Oh, I know it is a mirage...but so is 'democratic socialism'... | 1.3660 | 0.05058 | 153 | 109 | 32 | 12 |
1036 | Why am I not enough? | 1.3659 | 0.04971 | 164 | 118 | 32 | 14 |
1037 | Yesterday it was a blonde. | 1.3659 | 0.04579 | 164 | 113 | 42 | 9 |
1038 | Since we have no idea what day it is,can today be our "cheat" day? | 1.3659 | 0.04818 | 164 | 116 | 36 | 12 |
1039 | I just thought of a really sweet spot for our next vacation | 1.3657 | 0.05458 | 134 | 96 | 27 | 11 |
1040 | No, the Mirage is a big hotel in the middle of Las Vegas. That is an island covered with candy! | 1.3657 | 0.05559 | 134 | 97 | 25 | 12 |
1041 | And you thought it was important to pick the island with shade! | 1.3657 | 0.05248 | 134 | 94 | 31 | 9 |
1042 | I saw the sharks setting it up last night | 1.3657 | 0.05559 | 134 | 97 | 25 | 12 |
1043 | I really wasted that genie wish. | 1.3657 | 0.05458 | 134 | 96 | 27 | 11 |
1044 | But do they understand the cavity of their situation? | 1.3655 | 0.05433 | 145 | 106 | 25 | 14 |
1045 | I wished to be on a desserted island, what'd you wish for? | 1.3655 | 0.05520 | 145 | 107 | 23 | 15 |
1046 | If only we hadn't gotten shipwrecked during Lent. | 1.3655 | 0.05162 | 145 | 103 | 31 | 11 |
1047 | I don't want to ruin my dinner. | 1.3655 | 0.04875 | 145 | 100 | 37 | 8 |
1048 | My ex told me that it will end with me getting my just deserts!", but this is cruel | 1.3654 | 0.05071 | 156 | 112 | 31 | 13 |
1049 | I'm heading over there on my 'cheat' day | 1.3654 | 0.04733 | 156 | 108 | 39 | 9 |
1050 | The question, as I see it, is do we want to die of starvation or diabetes? | 1.3653 | 0.04979 | 167 | 121 | 31 | 15 |
1051 | This is the year we learn how to swim! | 1.3651 | 0.05589 | 126 | 90 | 26 | 10 |
1052 | Either it's a mirage, or there's an old lady over there waiting to push us into her oven. Either way, I say we stay put. | 1.3650 | 0.05371 | 137 | 98 | 28 | 11 |
1053 | Who knew spelling mattered in making a wish | 1.3650 | 0.05470 | 137 | 99 | 26 | 12 |
1054 | Thats a real dessert Island | 1.3650 | 0.05567 | 137 | 100 | 24 | 13 |
1055 | I'm confused--which is a desert island and which is a dessert island? | 1.3650 | 0.05470 | 137 | 99 | 26 | 12 |
1056 | We're deserted, their desserted. | 1.3649 | 0.04712 | 148 | 101 | 40 | 7 |
1057 | Looks like another desserted island. | 1.3649 | 0.05176 | 148 | 106 | 30 | 12 |
1058 | Next, we'll see the Good Ship Lollypop sail by. | 1.3648 | 0.04672 | 159 | 110 | 40 | 9 |
1059 | That must be a desserted island! | 1.3648 | 0.05002 | 159 | 114 | 32 | 13 |
1060 | I hate being in the cartoon that people are not supposed to get. | 1.3644 | 0.05855 | 118 | 85 | 23 | 10 |
1061 | And that's the desert island for poor spellers. | 1.3643 | 0.06022 | 129 | 97 | 17 | 15 |
1062 | It's a nice place to visit, but I wouldn't want to live there. | 1.3643 | 0.05479 | 140 | 102 | 25 | 13 |
1063 | Jenny Craig’s private island; that two-face bitch. | 1.3643 | 0.05930 | 140 | 107 | 15 | 18 |
1064 | There has got to be a catch | 1.3643 | 0.05385 | 140 | 101 | 27 | 12 |
1065 | We must have capsized after the Sandwich Islands. | 1.3643 | 0.04988 | 140 | 97 | 35 | 8 |
1066 | It can't hurt just to look. | 1.3642 | 0.04744 | 151 | 104 | 39 | 8 |
1067 | You know, we would probably burn off the calories during the swim" | 1.3642 | 0.05273 | 151 | 110 | 27 | 14 |
1068 | Our just desserts. | 1.3642 | 0.04836 | 151 | 105 | 37 | 9 |
1069 | Do you think that island is desserted? | 1.3642 | 0.05273 | 151 | 110 | 27 | 14 |
1070 | We could swim or wait for the next Sugar Plum Ferry... | 1.3642 | 0.05088 | 162 | 118 | 29 | 15 |
1071 | It can be our cheat day. | 1.3636 | 0.05298 | 132 | 93 | 30 | 9 |
1072 | Dessert island. Those sharks are pretty clever. | 1.3636 | 0.05031 | 154 | 110 | 32 | 12 |
1073 | I'm more in the mood for a salad. | 1.3636 | 0.05115 | 154 | 111 | 30 | 13 |
1074 | Well we've stripped this one of all vegetation. Room for dessert? | 1.3636 | 0.05394 | 143 | 104 | 26 | 13 |
1075 | But think of the calories we'd burn swimming to it. | 1.3631 | 0.05203 | 157 | 115 | 27 | 15 |
1076 | Yeah, but think of the calories you'll burn swimming there and back | 1.3631 | 0.04795 | 157 | 110 | 37 | 10 |
1077 | You seriously want to wait for your cheat day? | 1.3631 | 0.05281 | 157 | 116 | 25 | 16 |
1078 | At least we have company. That one is completely desserted. | 1.3631 | 0.04879 | 157 | 111 | 35 | 11 |
1079 | I didn't think I had to spell it out when I said row for the desserted island. | 1.3630 | 0.05132 | 146 | 104 | 31 | 11 |
1080 | Why couldn't we land on a dessert-ed island? | 1.3630 | 0.05039 | 146 | 103 | 33 | 10 |
1081 | I don't know about you, but I say screw the American Dental Association recommendations. | 1.3630 | 0.05132 | 146 | 104 | 31 | 11 |
1082 | Swe-e-eet! | 1.3630 | 0.05313 | 146 | 106 | 27 | 13 |
1083 | Now that, my son, shows you the power of delusional thinking! | 1.3630 | 0.05313 | 146 | 106 | 27 | 13 |
1084 | Well, the upside is that we have a really sweet view. | 1.3630 | 0.05039 | 146 | 103 | 33 | 10 |
1085 | I've been over there. It's all plastic. | 1.3630 | 0.05313 | 146 | 106 | 27 | 13 |
1086 | It isn't about 'yielding to temptation', I can't swim. | 1.3630 | 0.05624 | 135 | 99 | 23 | 13 |
1087 | Okay, if we use the cupcake paper as a boat and the candy canes as oars... | 1.3630 | 0.05216 | 135 | 95 | 31 | 9 |
1088 | Don't let it fool you - I'll bet from over there, this place will look pretty good, too. | 1.3630 | 0.04999 | 135 | 93 | 35 | 7 |
1089 | It would have shortened our life expectancy from a week to 5 days. | 1.3630 | 0.05424 | 135 | 97 | 27 | 11 |
1090 | I know it's just desserts, but I personally find it cruel and unusual. | 1.3630 | 0.05817 | 135 | 101 | 19 | 15 |
1091 | You see a mirage? No, I see meringue. | 1.3626 | 0.05097 | 171 | 127 | 26 | 18 |
1092 | We finally discovered where the Good Ship Lollipop ran aground. | 1.3625 | 0.04732 | 160 | 112 | 38 | 10 |
1093 | Not to spoil the surprise or anything, but when you say you’ll take me somewhere special for my birthday, I think I know where it is. | 1.3625 | 0.04815 | 160 | 113 | 36 | 11 |
1094 | I guess that is the dessert island. | 1.3625 | 0.05054 | 160 | 116 | 30 | 14 |
1095 | I always pick the wrong aisle. | 1.3624 | 0.05321 | 149 | 109 | 26 | 14 |
1096 | Desert island, dessert island? It’s only a matter of taste. | 1.3624 | 0.05405 | 149 | 110 | 24 | 15 |
1097 | Boy what a difference another "s" makes, huh? | 1.3624 | 0.05147 | 149 | 107 | 30 | 12 |
1098 | Next time check the spelling before you book the trip. | 1.3624 | 0.05147 | 149 | 107 | 30 | 12 |
1099 | Anyone who says sharks haven’t evolved hasn’t seen their marketing. | 1.3623 | 0.05533 | 138 | 101 | 24 | 13 |
1100 | I'm hungry too, but there must be a reason why it was left desserted. | 1.3623 | 0.05437 | 138 | 100 | 26 | 12 |
1101 | How many times have we been over this? 'Dessert' island, not 'desert' island | 1.3623 | 0.05533 | 138 | 101 | 24 | 13 |
1102 | Next time let's go to the desserted island. | 1.3623 | 0.04926 | 138 | 95 | 36 | 7 |
1103 | Well...for your next mirage, how about something with a bit more protein. | 1.3623 | 0.04926 | 138 | 95 | 36 | 7 |
1104 | She was a good ship, the Lollipop. | 1.3623 | 0.04926 | 138 | 95 | 36 | 7 |
1105 | It must be Palm Sundae. | 1.3623 | 0.05339 | 138 | 99 | 28 | 11 |
1106 | What luck. You can’t swim and I’m a diabetic! | 1.3623 | 0.05239 | 138 | 98 | 30 | 10 |
1107 | This is all tied in with our inability to make good choices | 1.3622 | 0.05204 | 127 | 88 | 32 | 7 |
1108 | No, no. We are on the desert island. That is the dessert island. | 1.3622 | 0.05553 | 127 | 91 | 26 | 10 |
1109 | Knowing what happened to the Good Ship Lollipop and not being able to tell anybody is just a really special type of torture, ain't it Jimmy? | 1.3622 | 0.05773 | 127 | 93 | 22 | 12 |
1110 | Yeah, but we've got a tree. | 1.3620 | 0.04672 | 163 | 114 | 39 | 10 |
1111 | If you knew how to spell, this never would have happened. | 1.3620 | 0.05061 | 163 | 119 | 29 | 15 |
1112 | Dude, did you ever do acid? | 1.3618 | 0.05243 | 152 | 111 | 27 | 14 |
1113 | There’s no room, no shade and a lot of empty calories. | 1.3618 | 0.05159 | 152 | 110 | 29 | 13 |
1114 | It's not the calories that will kill you, it's the mirage. | 1.3617 | 0.05352 | 141 | 102 | 27 | 12 |
1115 | Why couldn’t we have landed on the dessert island instead of the desert island? | 1.3617 | 0.05446 | 141 | 103 | 25 | 13 |
1116 | These islands all look better from a distance. | 1.3614 | 0.04770 | 166 | 118 | 36 | 12 |
1117 | Desert island, dessert island...what difference does it make? | 1.3613 | 0.05690 | 119 | 85 | 25 | 9 |
1118 | Theoretically, how much would we tip the delivery guy? | 1.3613 | 0.05249 | 155 | 114 | 26 | 15 |
1119 | ready to swim back? | 1.3611 | 0.05271 | 144 | 104 | 28 | 12 |
1120 | That'd be a sweet spot for a vacation. | 1.3609 | 0.04558 | 169 | 118 | 41 | 10 |
1121 | Oh , hell. My insulin went down with the ship. | 1.3609 | 0.05581 | 133 | 97 | 24 | 12 |
1122 | We die from starvation or we die from diabetes. Odds or evens? | 1.3608 | 0.05017 | 158 | 114 | 31 | 13 |
1123 | Too bad you didn't know the difference between "desert" and "dessert" when you made that wish... | 1.3607 | 0.05943 | 122 | 90 | 20 | 12 |
1124 | You don't look so tasty anymore. | 1.3605 | 0.05011 | 147 | 104 | 33 | 10 |
1125 | Why did we have to get the desert island? | 1.3605 | 0.05194 | 147 | 106 | 29 | 12 |
1126 | I told you we should have grabbed our insulin before the ship went down. | 1.3605 | 0.05194 | 147 | 106 | 29 | 12 |
1127 | Sweet! | 1.3605 | 0.05456 | 147 | 109 | 23 | 15 |
1128 | That's just his cap - wait till you see the rest of him! | 1.3605 | 0.05103 | 147 | 105 | 31 | 11 |
1129 | Even God's mistakes can slip past spell check once in a while. | 1.3605 | 0.04936 | 172 | 126 | 30 | 16 |
1130 | I’m swimming over there tomorrow. It’s my cheat day. | 1.3605 | 0.04503 | 172 | 120 | 42 | 10 |
1131 | Did you bring your toothbrush? | 1.3603 | 0.05288 | 136 | 97 | 29 | 10 |
1132 | Before Antarctica melted that was the Big Rock Candy Mountain." | 1.3603 | 0.05390 | 136 | 98 | 27 | 11 |
1133 | I have a feeling this island isn’t desserted. | 1.3603 | 0.05288 | 136 | 97 | 29 | 10 |
1134 | That donut would go right to my thighs! | 1.3600 | 0.04941 | 150 | 106 | 34 | 10 |
1135 | I think we smoked too much salmon. | 1.3600 | 0.05031 | 150 | 107 | 32 | 11 |
1136 | *They keep delivering to the wrong address." | 1.3600 | 0.04849 | 150 | 105 | 36 | 9 |
1137 | This is one way to watch your calories. | 1.3600 | 0.05611 | 125 | 90 | 25 | 10 |
1138 | And that's the desserted island. | 1.3600 | 0.05119 | 150 | 108 | 30 | 12 |
1139 | MY DENTIST OWNS THAT ISLAND. | 1.3600 | 0.05725 | 125 | 91 | 23 | 11 |
1140 | Swimming over there must be a piece of cake, right? | 1.3600 | 0.05031 | 150 | 107 | 32 | 11 |
1141 | I had always assumed it was a typo. | 1.3600 | 0.05375 | 150 | 111 | 24 | 15 |
1142 | Well, you’re the one who didn’t want the upgrade. | 1.3600 | 0.05031 | 150 | 107 | 32 | 11 |
1143 | That Willy Wonka is one cruel SOB. | 1.3598 | 0.04807 | 164 | 117 | 35 | 12 |
1144 | It's so sad to see how climate change affected Rock Candy Mountain. | 1.3597 | 0.05593 | 139 | 103 | 22 | 14 |
1145 | That's Willy Wonka's private island. | 1.3597 | 0.05499 | 139 | 102 | 24 | 13 |
1146 | I love LSD. | 1.3597 | 0.05306 | 139 | 100 | 28 | 11 |
1147 | You always were a poor speller. | 1.3597 | 0.05499 | 139 | 102 | 24 | 13 |
1148 | The North Pole looks so different without all the ice | 1.3597 | 0.05404 | 139 | 101 | 26 | 12 |
1149 | You know, if we swim over there we would technically burn off the calories... | 1.3595 | 0.04873 | 153 | 108 | 35 | 10 |
1150 | The sharks here are always coming up with something clever to get us in the water. | 1.3595 | 0.05131 | 153 | 111 | 29 | 13 |
1151 | Suddenly I get the difference between desert and dessert. | 1.3595 | 0.05047 | 153 | 110 | 31 | 12 |
1152 | Do you have the same odd sensation that we’re merely characters in the New Yorker caption contest? | 1.3595 | 0.05047 | 153 | 110 | 31 | 12 |
1153 | I told you to double-check the spelling before you booked the island. | 1.3595 | 0.04961 | 153 | 109 | 33 | 11 |
1154 | Too bad neither one of us can swim. | 1.3595 | 0.05131 | 153 | 111 | 29 | 13 |
1155 | It was all a misunderstanding. I told the Genie I wanted to spend my life on a dessert island." | 1.3592 | 0.05226 | 142 | 102 | 29 | 11 |
1156 | Of all the things to give up for lent, I had to choose swimming! | 1.3590 | 0.05060 | 156 | 113 | 30 | 13 |
1157 | It's amazing the difference one letter can make. | 1.3590 | 0.04808 | 156 | 110 | 36 | 10 |
1158 | I see we got our just desserts. | 1.3590 | 0.05299 | 156 | 116 | 24 | 16 |
1159 | Sam, that is not what you think it is, it’s just a tropical illusion. | 1.3588 | 0.04761 | 170 | 122 | 35 | 13 |
1160 | Yes, I see the candy-canes and cupcakes, just like last week I saw the picnic table and the guy grilling steaks and the week before that I saw... | 1.3588 | 0.04687 | 170 | 121 | 37 | 12 |
1161 | The sharks must think we’re eight-year-olds. | 1.3588 | 0.05426 | 131 | 94 | 27 | 10 |
1162 | Looks like sugar infested waters. | 1.3586 | 0.05149 | 145 | 104 | 30 | 11 |
1163 | Try not to think about it. | 1.3586 | 0.05149 | 145 | 104 | 30 | 11 |
1164 | Yeah man, we’re surrounded by chocolate milk too. | 1.3586 | 0.05241 | 145 | 105 | 28 | 12 |
1165 | Oh, them? Survivors from the wreck of the Good Ship Lollipop. | 1.3586 | 0.05332 | 145 | 106 | 26 | 13 |
1166 | I didn't realize a dessert island was an option. | 1.3582 | 0.05233 | 134 | 95 | 30 | 9 |
1167 | Really, you’re a dentist too? | 1.3582 | 0.05125 | 134 | 94 | 32 | 8 |
1168 | Yeah, but think of the ant problem over there. | 1.3582 | 0.05339 | 134 | 96 | 28 | 10 |
1169 | Yeah, seems nice, but they probably have ants. | 1.3582 | 0.05545 | 134 | 98 | 24 | 12 |
1170 | You're right. We should have asked for a dessert island.. | 1.3582 | 0.05339 | 134 | 96 | 28 | 10 |
1171 | Do you think they have bacon? | 1.3582 | 0.05233 | 134 | 95 | 30 | 9 |
1172 | Sure looks like a dessert island from here | 1.3582 | 0.05014 | 134 | 93 | 34 | 7 |
1173 | Holy cow! A dessert island. | 1.3581 | 0.05164 | 148 | 107 | 29 | 12 |
1174 | With our luck there's a gummy shark between here and Candy Island. | 1.3581 | 0.05074 | 148 | 106 | 31 | 11 |
1175 | We get one wish, and, as is now apparent, a genie who cannot spell. | 1.3580 | 0.04845 | 162 | 116 | 34 | 12 |
1176 | Let’s just appreciate where we are. | 1.3577 | 0.05431 | 123 | 87 | 28 | 8 |
1177 | We'd only be able to skinny dip on the way there. | 1.3577 | 0.05256 | 137 | 98 | 29 | 10 |
1178 | So the travel brochure really didn't sugarcoat it." | 1.3577 | 0.05256 | 137 | 98 | 29 | 10 |
1179 | Dare we hope for The Good Ship Lollipop? | 1.3576 | 0.05003 | 151 | 108 | 32 | 11 |
1180 | Why didn’t we end up on a dessert island? | 1.3576 | 0.05090 | 151 | 109 | 30 | 12 |
1181 | Okay, I believe. Could you visualize a boat? | 1.3576 | 0.05176 | 151 | 110 | 28 | 13 |
1182 | Being Catholic prepared me for this. | 1.3576 | 0.04935 | 165 | 120 | 31 | 14 |
1183 | We should see if we can get an upgrade. | 1.3571 | 0.05371 | 140 | 102 | 26 | 12 |
1184 | No, I said “get your own DESERTED Island”!! | 1.3571 | 0.04796 | 182 | 134 | 31 | 17 |
1185 | I wish we were marooned on the desserted island. | 1.3571 | 0.05275 | 140 | 101 | 28 | 11 |
1186 | When the president tweeted about buying his own desserted island, I assumed it was just a typo. | 1.3571 | 0.05076 | 140 | 99 | 32 | 9 |
1187 | I’ve heard that’s the place where young people with college degrees have good paying jobs | 1.3571 | 0.05076 | 140 | 99 | 32 | 9 |
1188 | Mom was right--we should've learned to swim. | 1.3571 | 0.05267 | 154 | 114 | 25 | 15 |
1189 | Most tempting mirage since the sunning girls yesterday. | 1.3571 | 0.05847 | 98 | 68 | 25 | 5 |
1190 | And then I said ... 'Swim? For cryin' out loud, we live in Kansas! Why should I waste my time learning how to swim'?... | 1.3571 | 0.05574 | 126 | 91 | 25 | 10 |
1191 | One more 's' and we could have been stranded on the Dessert Island. | 1.3571 | 0.05176 | 140 | 100 | 30 | 10 |
1192 | That one's for people who want to be alone on a dessert island. | 1.3571 | 0.05275 | 140 | 101 | 28 | 11 |
1193 | Oh, I thought you said it was a D-E-S-E-R-T-E-D island. | 1.3571 | 0.05019 | 154 | 111 | 31 | 12 |
1194 | Is today a cheat day? | 1.3571 | 0.04869 | 140 | 97 | 36 | 7 |
1195 | You'll probably survive the sharks, but the cholesterol will kill you. | 1.3566 | 0.05289 | 143 | 104 | 27 | 12 |
1196 | Of course I can swim, but I'm finally down to my ideal weight. | 1.3566 | 0.05590 | 129 | 94 | 24 | 11 |
1197 | Disagree with his motives all you want, but you have to admit - the sea monster's disguises are getting much better. | 1.3566 | 0.05697 | 129 | 95 | 22 | 12 |
1198 | If I spelled my wish correctly, that's where we'd be. | 1.3562 | 0.04964 | 160 | 116 | 31 | 13 |
1199 | Were they there before we ate that shellfish? | 1.3562 | 0.04803 | 160 | 114 | 35 | 11 |
1200 | Ah...the elusive Desserted Isle | 1.3562 | 0.04931 | 146 | 103 | 34 | 9 |
1201 | Someone misspelled 'desert island' | 1.3562 | 0.05211 | 146 | 106 | 28 | 12 |
1202 | But we got Wi-Fi. | 1.3561 | 0.05392 | 132 | 95 | 27 | 10 |
1203 | How many calories in a mirage? | 1.3561 | 0.05498 | 132 | 96 | 25 | 11 |
1204 | I bet the fish swimming around that island are Swedish. | 1.3561 | 0.05392 | 132 | 95 | 27 | 10 |
1205 | Bro, we need a sugar plum ferry. | 1.3559 | 0.05712 | 118 | 85 | 24 | 9 |
1206 | Guess I picked the wrong week to give up sugar. | 1.3558 | 0.04898 | 163 | 118 | 32 | 13 |
1207 | That cupcake has sailed. | 1.3558 | 0.04495 | 163 | 113 | 42 | 8 |
1208 | I'm staying here. The wifi's better. | 1.3557 | 0.05477 | 149 | 112 | 21 | 16 |
1209 | It’s a dessert island. You can go, but not till after dinner. | 1.3557 | 0.04955 | 149 | 106 | 33 | 10 |
1210 | Remember: coconuts are the healthy alternative. | 1.3556 | 0.05094 | 135 | 95 | 32 | 8 |
1211 | We'd only get fat & regret it. | 1.3556 | 0.05409 | 135 | 98 | 26 | 11 |
1212 | I swore you said deserted island. | 1.3556 | 0.05511 | 135 | 99 | 24 | 12 |
1213 | And you said sharks were dumb. | 1.3554 | 0.04984 | 166 | 122 | 29 | 15 |
1214 | Honey, want to go out, just for dessert? | 1.3554 | 0.05611 | 121 | 87 | 25 | 9 |
1215 | I think you call it a desserted island. | 1.3554 | 0.05968 | 121 | 90 | 19 | 12 |
1216 | Yes, but we’d have to wait 30 minutes before we swam back. | 1.3553 | 0.05062 | 152 | 110 | 30 | 12 |
1217 | I closed on this island after the realtor said he'd sweeten the deal. | 1.3553 | 0.04887 | 152 | 108 | 34 | 10 |
1218 | Well, today is my cheat day. | 1.3553 | 0.04612 | 152 | 105 | 40 | 7 |
1219 | That's the last time I'll trust Google Earth. | 1.3551 | 0.05122 | 138 | 98 | 31 | 9 |
1220 | Good thing we saved room for dessert. | 1.3550 | 0.04774 | 169 | 122 | 34 | 13 |
1221 | Talk about a fat chance. | 1.3548 | 0.05075 | 155 | 113 | 29 | 13 |
1222 | It was a good ship. | 1.3548 | 0.05748 | 124 | 91 | 22 | 11 |
1223 | We should have paid the all-inclusive rate. | 1.3548 | 0.05515 | 124 | 89 | 26 | 9 |
1224 | So sorry hon, I always get desert and dessert mixed up! | 1.3548 | 0.05238 | 155 | 115 | 25 | 15 |
1225 | Yeah but I bet it's all made with palm oil. | 1.3548 | 0.05075 | 155 | 113 | 29 | 13 |
1226 | Ok, great, but where's the marshmallow sky? | 1.3548 | 0.04734 | 155 | 109 | 37 | 9 |
1227 | How’d you know it was my birthday? | 1.3548 | 0.04553 | 155 | 107 | 41 | 7 |
1228 | I could never live in a place that's so much about image. | 1.3548 | 0.05238 | 155 | 115 | 25 | 15 |
1229 | The wreckage from The Good Ship Lollipop. | 1.3548 | 0.05157 | 155 | 114 | 27 | 14 |
1230 | It’s times like this I really wish you weren’t a dentist. | 1.3548 | 0.04992 | 155 | 112 | 31 | 12 |
1231 | What do you think will get us there quicker, a chute or a ladder? | 1.3548 | 0.05395 | 155 | 117 | 21 | 17 |
1232 | That's some serious eye candy! | 1.3546 | 0.04945 | 141 | 99 | 34 | 8 |
1233 | Would you rather die of cavities or starve to death | 1.3546 | 0.04841 | 141 | 98 | 36 | 7 |
1234 | I'd rather be on a dessert island than a deserted island. | 1.3546 | 0.05046 | 141 | 100 | 32 | 9 |
1235 | I don't know, maybe it's not a trap. | 1.3546 | 0.05046 | 141 | 100 | 32 | 9 |
1236 | I mean, we could swim to it but I'm still going to eat you. | 1.3546 | 0.05433 | 141 | 104 | 24 | 13 |
1237 | What time do you think they open? | 1.3542 | 0.04671 | 144 | 99 | 39 | 6 |
1238 | You’re the one who wanted a vegan, no sugar, gluten free vacation. | 1.3542 | 0.05350 | 144 | 106 | 25 | 13 |
1239 | I love a good mirage at dinner time, don’t you? | 1.3542 | 0.04974 | 144 | 102 | 33 | 9 |
1240 | Now I'm depressed. | 1.3542 | 0.05440 | 144 | 107 | 23 | 14 |
1241 | Forget it. I don't think any of those desserts would go with fish. | 1.3540 | 0.04778 | 161 | 115 | 35 | 11 |
1242 | Remember when you said a ship would be the sweetest thing you could ever see? | 1.3540 | 0.04859 | 161 | 116 | 33 | 12 |
1243 | it must be your mirage kev, my mirage would have tequila and naked women | 1.3540 | 0.04938 | 161 | 117 | 31 | 13 |
1244 | You'll burn some of it off in the swim back. | 1.3540 | 0.04859 | 161 | 116 | 33 | 12 |
1245 | Did the brochure say “desert” or “dessert”? | 1.3538 | 0.05335 | 130 | 93 | 28 | 9 |
1246 | Okay, I got one. If you were stranded on a dessert island... | 1.3538 | 0.05445 | 130 | 94 | 26 | 10 |
1247 | Will the sharks stop at nothing? | 1.3538 | 0.05554 | 130 | 95 | 24 | 11 |
1248 | These pop-up shops are everywhere. | 1.3538 | 0.05764 | 130 | 97 | 20 | 13 |
1249 | We should swim for it right now, before they build the wall. | 1.3538 | 0.05554 | 130 | 95 | 24 | 11 |
1250 | You know, I'm actually more of a savoury type, myself | 1.3537 | 0.04808 | 147 | 103 | 36 | 8 |
1251 | Happy Birthday, George. | 1.3537 | 0.04950 | 164 | 120 | 30 | 14 |
1252 | But then you would look over here and dream of coconuts. | 1.3534 | 0.05028 | 133 | 93 | 33 | 7 |
1253 | We should've gone to the desserted island | 1.3534 | 0.05463 | 133 | 97 | 25 | 11 |
1254 | I'm going to wait until after dinner. | 1.3533 | 0.05106 | 150 | 109 | 29 | 12 |
1255 | Just like my mom to keep the sweets out of reach. | 1.3533 | 0.05106 | 150 | 109 | 29 | 12 |
1256 | Yeah, but a real island wouldn't be moving toward us. | 1.3533 | 0.04743 | 150 | 105 | 37 | 8 |
1257 | Imagine seeing a dessert island way out here. | 1.3533 | 0.05018 | 150 | 108 | 31 | 11 |
1258 | Welcome my friend to middle-class island. Where what you see is what you will never get. | 1.3533 | 0.05018 | 150 | 108 | 31 | 11 |
1259 | Remember that time you said that you’d rather die than eat another carb? | 1.3533 | 0.05193 | 150 | 110 | 27 | 13 |
1260 | So, the genie gives us three wishes...and before I can even think, the wife and kids use them all! | 1.3533 | 0.05018 | 150 | 108 | 31 | 11 |
1261 | My biggest regret is never learning to swim. | 1.3529 | 0.05672 | 119 | 86 | 24 | 9 |
1262 | Aye, she was quite the good ship, the Lollipop. | 1.3529 | 0.05119 | 153 | 112 | 28 | 13 |
1263 | Sure Hansel. What could go wrong? Let's swim over. | 1.3529 | 0.05034 | 153 | 111 | 30 | 12 |
1264 | I don’t care what you were planning to give up for Lent. | 1.3529 | 0.05063 | 136 | 96 | 32 | 8 |
1265 | I think Gene Wilder was way better than Johnny Depp. | 1.3529 | 0.05169 | 136 | 97 | 30 | 9 |
1266 | I didn’t know the Good Ship Lollipop was a submarine. | 1.3526 | 0.05288 | 156 | 117 | 23 | 16 |
1267 | Is that my mirage or yours? | 1.3526 | 0.04881 | 156 | 112 | 33 | 11 |
1268 | How about today? Is today a cheat day? | 1.3526 | 0.05129 | 156 | 115 | 27 | 14 |
1269 | That's the dessert island. | 1.3525 | 0.05390 | 139 | 102 | 25 | 12 |
1270 | It's amazing the difference an extra 's' can make. | 1.3525 | 0.05092 | 139 | 99 | 31 | 9 |
1271 | They're just desserts. Just not your just desserts. | 1.3525 | 0.05390 | 139 | 102 | 25 | 12 |
1272 | And to think we used to live there. | 1.3525 | 0.05693 | 122 | 89 | 23 | 10 |
1273 | Too bad about your insulin. | 1.3525 | 0.05324 | 122 | 86 | 29 | 7 |
1274 | We came so close to being stranded on a dessert island. | 1.3522 | 0.04898 | 159 | 115 | 32 | 12 |
1275 | When we signed up for Temptation Island, I was expecting supermodels... | 1.3522 | 0.05136 | 159 | 118 | 26 | 15 |
1276 | I wish we’d noticed that before eating the only guy that knew how to swim | 1.3521 | 0.05116 | 142 | 102 | 30 | 10 |
1277 | That's my kind of desserted island | 1.3521 | 0.05307 | 142 | 104 | 26 | 12 |
1278 | One s. One lousy s. | 1.3521 | 0.05307 | 142 | 104 | 26 | 12 |
1279 | All those years playing Candyland with my kids has finally paid off. | 1.3519 | 0.04590 | 162 | 114 | 39 | 9 |
1280 | I spy with my eye something that starts with C. | 1.3519 | 0.04990 | 162 | 119 | 29 | 14 |
1281 | No. I would go there on our vacation, but it doesn't exist; and neither do you. | 1.3519 | 0.05215 | 162 | 122 | 23 | 17 |
1282 | It's a desserted island .... | 1.3517 | 0.05408 | 145 | 108 | 23 | 14 |
1283 | Just our luck, another desserted island. | 1.3517 | 0.05496 | 145 | 109 | 21 | 15 |
1284 | That? Blame auto-correct. | 1.3517 | 0.05228 | 145 | 106 | 27 | 12 |
1285 | I just hallucinate food and I gain weight. | 1.3517 | 0.05228 | 145 | 106 | 27 | 12 |
1286 | We could swim over, but we'd have to float back. | 1.3517 | 0.04945 | 145 | 103 | 33 | 9 |
1287 | Just exactly, what was in that last coconut, you gave me earlier? | 1.3516 | 0.05611 | 128 | 94 | 23 | 11 |
1288 | You laugh, but since I moved them over there, I've lost 8 pounds! | 1.3516 | 0.05272 | 128 | 91 | 29 | 8 |
1289 | I'm starting to think that sea level rise will eventually affect my way of life. | 1.3516 | 0.05272 | 128 | 91 | 29 | 8 |
1290 | Really? Dessert on a deserted island? | 1.3516 | 0.05272 | 128 | 91 | 29 | 8 |
1291 | I think your weed was laced. | 1.3514 | 0.05240 | 148 | 109 | 26 | 13 |
1292 | If it helps, remember those are empty calories. | 1.3514 | 0.04781 | 148 | 104 | 36 | 8 |
1293 | We could rationalize it with the swim. | 1.3514 | 0.05240 | 148 | 109 | 26 | 13 |
1294 | Screw the sharks- I think...you should go for it. | 1.3514 | 0.05327 | 148 | 110 | 24 | 14 |
1295 | Nah, I’ll wait for a burger and fries mirage. | 1.3511 | 0.05074 | 131 | 92 | 32 | 7 |
1296 | Unfortunately, these waters are snack infested. | 1.3511 | 0.05189 | 131 | 93 | 30 | 8 |
1297 | There, but for want of an extra "s", go you and I. | 1.3511 | 0.05518 | 131 | 96 | 24 | 11 |
1298 | Chocolate syrup's a bitch to swim in, man ... | 1.3511 | 0.05301 | 131 | 94 | 28 | 9 |
1299 | I think I'll stay here - sticky hands and sand are the WORST! | 1.3510 | 0.04990 | 151 | 109 | 31 | 11 |
1300 | We won't be able to swim back for half an hour. | 1.3510 | 0.05164 | 151 | 111 | 27 | 13 |
1301 | I've always heard good things about the South Beach Diet. | 1.3510 | 0.04990 | 151 | 109 | 31 | 11 |
1302 | Actually, maybe we're its hallucination. | 1.3509 | 0.05842 | 114 | 83 | 22 | 9 |
1303 | Dude, don’t do it. You know we’re outta toothpaste. | 1.3507 | 0.05428 | 134 | 98 | 25 | 11 |
1304 | I have more of a savory palate anyway. | 1.3507 | 0.05217 | 134 | 96 | 29 | 9 |
1305 | Let’s seek asylum | 1.3507 | 0.05324 | 134 | 97 | 27 | 10 |
1306 | You'd seriously choose death over gluten? | 1.3506 | 0.04746 | 154 | 109 | 36 | 9 |
1307 | I wish we were desserted not deserted | 1.3504 | 0.05241 | 137 | 99 | 28 | 10 |
1308 | It's about time the dessert tray arrived. | 1.3504 | 0.05442 | 137 | 101 | 24 | 12 |
1309 | Ever wonder what it would be like to live on a desserted island? | 1.3504 | 0.05138 | 137 | 98 | 30 | 9 |
1310 | I thought you said it was a dessert island | 1.3504 | 0.05138 | 137 | 98 | 30 | 9 |
1311 | Alright, is that your hallucination or mine? | 1.3503 | 0.04770 | 157 | 112 | 35 | 10 |
1312 | I told you to check the spelling before booking. | 1.3503 | 0.05101 | 157 | 116 | 27 | 14 |
1313 | This time you swim over and see if it's real. | 1.3503 | 0.05101 | 157 | 116 | 27 | 14 |
1314 | If I knew I would be trapped in a classic cartoon cliché I would rather it had been in a bar. | 1.3500 | 0.05109 | 160 | 119 | 26 | 15 |
1315 | I thought Mar-a-lago was bigger... | 1.3500 | 0.05638 | 140 | 106 | 19 | 15 |
1316 | How far do you think we can get on one of those mints? | 1.3500 | 0.04829 | 120 | 81 | 36 | 3 |
1317 | I just REALLY am in the mood for pizza. | 1.3500 | 0.04959 | 140 | 99 | 33 | 8 |
1318 | Sorry, Gary. I'm diabetic, so I'm still going to have to eat you. | 1.3500 | 0.04873 | 160 | 116 | 32 | 12 |
1319 | Lesson learned: When the genie says submit your wish in writing...always use spell check. | 1.3500 | 0.04791 | 160 | 115 | 34 | 11 |
1320 | Beware reefs bearing gifts. | 1.3497 | 0.04649 | 163 | 116 | 37 | 10 |
1321 | That's probably what we look like to them. | 1.3497 | 0.05188 | 163 | 123 | 23 | 17 |
1322 | Let me remind you, we don't take kindly to desserters on this island. | 1.3497 | 0.05459 | 143 | 107 | 22 | 14 |
1323 | As mirages go, it’s not bad. | 1.3497 | 0.05276 | 143 | 105 | 26 | 12 |
1324 | I told you to pick desserted island. | 1.3497 | 0.05182 | 143 | 104 | 28 | 11 |
1325 | My travel agent hates me. | 1.3497 | 0.05368 | 143 | 106 | 24 | 13 |
1326 | It's farther away than it looks. | 1.3497 | 0.04888 | 143 | 101 | 34 | 8 |
1327 | That cake’s gotta be stale” “Yeah | 1.3496 | 0.04758 | 123 | 83 | 37 | 3 |
1328 | Remember when it was only a board game? | 1.3493 | 0.05012 | 146 | 105 | 31 | 10 |
1329 | Now that’s Eye Candy | 1.3493 | 0.05106 | 146 | 106 | 29 | 11 |
1330 | Yeah, I thought about it too, but then I'd just want something salty. | 1.3493 | 0.05197 | 146 | 107 | 27 | 12 |
1331 | Yeah, it looks sweet from here. | 1.3493 | 0.05012 | 146 | 105 | 31 | 10 |
1332 | That Great British Baking Show really gets around. | 1.3492 | 0.05557 | 126 | 92 | 24 | 10 |
1333 | What'd you put in that joint? | 1.3491 | 0.04688 | 169 | 122 | 35 | 12 |
1334 | You think it could be a desserted island | 1.3490 | 0.05033 | 149 | 108 | 30 | 11 |
1335 | She's a nice witch, but she eats kids. | 1.3490 | 0.05122 | 149 | 109 | 28 | 12 |
1336 | I misread the ad. I thought the island would be deserted, not desserted. | 1.3490 | 0.04942 | 149 | 107 | 32 | 10 |
1337 | I stand corrected. There is such a thing as a dessert island. | 1.3488 | 0.05121 | 129 | 91 | 31 | 7 |
1338 | Just be sure to wait an hour before you come back. | 1.3488 | 0.05238 | 129 | 92 | 29 | 8 |
1339 | Obviously bait. | 1.3487 | 0.05049 | 152 | 111 | 29 | 12 |
1340 | It's where people who can't spell 'desert' end up. | 1.3487 | 0.05135 | 152 | 112 | 27 | 13 |
1341 | I'm more of a savory person." | 1.3485 | 0.05267 | 132 | 95 | 28 | 9 |
1342 | So are we on the one with one or two S's? | 1.3485 | 0.05267 | 132 | 95 | 28 | 9 |
1343 | My hallucinations used to involve beatiful women, but I like this one more now. | 1.3485 | 0.05376 | 132 | 96 | 26 | 10 |
1344 | Two reasons. I’m watching my carbs, and I can’t swim. | 1.3485 | 0.05267 | 132 | 95 | 28 | 9 |
1345 | Don't get too excited, it's all vegan. | 1.3484 | 0.04631 | 155 | 109 | 38 | 8 |
1346 | Sweet, a dessert-ed island! | 1.3484 | 0.04895 | 155 | 112 | 32 | 11 |
1347 | Guess that's what eye candy looks like! | 1.3481 | 0.05291 | 135 | 98 | 27 | 10 |
1348 | TripAdvisor DID call it "a pretty sweet deal." | 1.3481 | 0.05077 | 135 | 96 | 31 | 8 |
1349 | OK, desert island, dessert island. You pick. | 1.3481 | 0.05693 | 135 | 102 | 19 | 14 |
1350 | Must be a dessert island? | 1.3481 | 0.05693 | 135 | 102 | 19 | 14 |
1351 | I've got this. I'm level 3047 in Candy Crush. | 1.3481 | 0.05496 | 135 | 100 | 23 | 12 |
1352 | It would spoil our dinner... | 1.3481 | 0.05152 | 158 | 118 | 25 | 15 |
1353 | That's where The Good Ship Lollipop went down. | 1.3478 | 0.05505 | 138 | 103 | 22 | 13 |
1354 | Trust me, we're better off here on Insulin Island. | 1.3478 | 0.05002 | 138 | 98 | 32 | 8 |
1355 | In many ways it is the most highly evolved and patient sea predator ever. | 1.3478 | 0.05310 | 138 | 101 | 26 | 11 |
1356 | Now that's my type of desserted island. | 1.3478 | 0.05310 | 138 | 101 | 26 | 11 |
1357 | What a difference one more “s” makes. | 1.3476 | 0.05087 | 164 | 123 | 25 | 16 |
1358 | This time try holding it above the water when you swim it back. | 1.3475 | 0.05131 | 141 | 102 | 29 | 10 |
1359 | Do you still think spelling doesn’t matter | 1.3475 | 0.04930 | 141 | 100 | 33 | 8 |
1360 | The sand does look sweeter on the other side. | 1.3475 | 0.05229 | 141 | 103 | 27 | 11 |
1361 | You've become delusional, Bob. All I see is two palms and a pile of rocks. | 1.3475 | 0.05131 | 141 | 102 | 29 | 10 |
1362 | It's always a surprise when your mind goes places your body can't follow. | 1.3475 | 0.05229 | 141 | 103 | 27 | 11 |
1363 | Good thing we landed here -- that stuff'll kill ya. | 1.3475 | 0.04720 | 141 | 98 | 37 | 6 |
1364 | Next time you book a vacation on your phone, do me a favor and turn off autocorrect. | 1.3475 | 0.05031 | 141 | 101 | 31 | 9 |
1365 | I guess being pre diabetic doesn’t mean much now. | 1.3472 | 0.04860 | 144 | 102 | 34 | 8 |
1366 | They say Oprah lives there and it’s mostly cauliflower. | 1.3472 | 0.04959 | 144 | 103 | 32 | 9 |
1367 | If you're having second thoughts, I'm a dentist. | 1.3472 | 0.05151 | 144 | 105 | 28 | 11 |
1368 | Swimming over is a piece of cake. | 1.3472 | 0.05151 | 144 | 105 | 28 | 11 |
1369 | The Good Ship Lollipop should be along any time now. | 1.3472 | 0.04959 | 144 | 103 | 32 | 9 |
1370 | That's the second empty calories mirage this week. | 1.3472 | 0.04959 | 144 | 103 | 32 | 9 |
1371 | As a dentist, I may feel more useful there. | 1.3471 | 0.05593 | 121 | 88 | 24 | 9 |
1372 | Just stay here. Last week it was cocktails. | 1.3471 | 0.04665 | 170 | 123 | 35 | 12 |
1373 | You're right, I do deserve a cheat day. | 1.3471 | 0.04590 | 170 | 122 | 37 | 11 |
1374 | So glad we chose the low carb deserted island package. | 1.3469 | 0.04984 | 147 | 106 | 31 | 10 |
1375 | So when you typed 'dessert island' into your GPS, did you spell it with one 's' or two? | 1.3469 | 0.04984 | 147 | 106 | 31 | 10 |
1376 | I still think it's strange we're delusional with the same sweets. | 1.3469 | 0.04889 | 147 | 105 | 33 | 9 |
1377 | If the sharks don't get you, diabetes will. | 1.3469 | 0.05076 | 147 | 107 | 29 | 11 |
1378 | They say it was run by a guy named Wonka. | 1.3469 | 0.04793 | 147 | 104 | 35 | 8 |
1379 | Sometimes it seems like God is really just playing games with us. | 1.3469 | 0.04984 | 147 | 106 | 31 | 10 |
1380 | Somewhat ironic, being shipwrecked on the Good Ship Lollypop … | 1.3469 | 0.04595 | 147 | 102 | 39 | 6 |
1381 | If it weren’t for that darned Autocorrect, I’d be there right now. | 1.3468 | 0.05844 | 124 | 93 | 19 | 12 |
1382 | It's only one "s" away. | 1.3468 | 0.05615 | 124 | 91 | 23 | 10 |
1383 | Just my luck, stranded with a dentist. | 1.3468 | 0.05615 | 124 | 91 | 23 | 10 |
1384 | If you decide to go, would you mind bringing me back a slice of cake? | 1.3468 | 0.05497 | 124 | 90 | 25 | 9 |
1385 | Oh, look, dessert on an island. If only there was an obvious joke I could make. | 1.3467 | 0.04914 | 150 | 108 | 32 | 10 |
1386 | It's either death or give up my new year's resolution. | 1.3467 | 0.04729 | 150 | 106 | 36 | 8 |
1387 | This time the grass may actually be greener. | 1.3467 | 0.04914 | 150 | 108 | 32 | 10 |
1388 | Not until you finish your palm tree. | 1.3467 | 0.05093 | 150 | 110 | 28 | 12 |
1389 | Come on, what's so bad about diabetes? | 1.3467 | 0.05004 | 150 | 109 | 30 | 11 |
1390 | You're thinking about deserting me, aren't you. | 1.3467 | 0.04914 | 150 | 108 | 32 | 10 |
1391 | But what if I'm right? | 1.3467 | 0.04729 | 150 | 106 | 36 | 8 |
1392 | Damn autocorrect put us on the wrong island. | 1.3467 | 0.05004 | 150 | 109 | 30 | 11 |
1393 | I said dessert island, not desert. | 1.3467 | 0.05004 | 150 | 109 | 30 | 11 |
1394 | Just our luck to be trapped on a deserted island, not the desserted island. | 1.3465 | 0.05742 | 127 | 95 | 20 | 12 |
1395 | The islands I fantasize about these days are heaped with scrambled eggs, crispy hash browns and those maple flavored sausages. | 1.3464 | 0.05190 | 153 | 114 | 25 | 14 |
1396 | I would just walk over there, but I don't think this Jell-O would hold me. | 1.3464 | 0.05021 | 153 | 112 | 29 | 12 |
1397 | Dang! Just missed the dessert island | 1.3464 | 0.04758 | 153 | 109 | 35 | 9 |
1398 | Really? Well I like to pretend I see pretty women reclining and drinking champagne. | 1.3464 | 0.05106 | 153 | 113 | 27 | 13 |
1399 | Let's get off this desert island and get on that dessert one. | 1.3462 | 0.05035 | 156 | 115 | 28 | 13 |
1400 | I don't mind the hallucinations so much. I just wish my subconscious mind would throw in a salad every once in a while. | 1.3462 | 0.05429 | 130 | 95 | 25 | 10 |
1401 | I said swim toward the dessert island, not the desert island. | 1.3462 | 0.04783 | 156 | 112 | 34 | 10 |
1402 | We should have taken the Good Ship Lollipop.... | 1.3462 | 0.05318 | 130 | 94 | 27 | 9 |
1403 | You say “hallucination” like it’s a bad thing. | 1.3459 | 0.05234 | 133 | 96 | 28 | 9 |
1404 | I say we go for it. Just a short swim, and we could be stranded on a desserted island. | 1.3459 | 0.05234 | 133 | 96 | 28 | 9 |
1405 | Sorry, I thought it was a typo. | 1.3459 | 0.05234 | 133 | 96 | 28 | 9 |
1406 | Nah, processed sugar will kill you. | 1.3459 | 0.05234 | 133 | 96 | 28 | 9 |
1407 | I don't remember Candy Land being this challenging. | 1.3457 | 0.04901 | 162 | 119 | 30 | 13 |
1408 | Sorry. I thought we'd be safe from temptation out here. | 1.3456 | 0.04826 | 136 | 95 | 35 | 6 |
1409 | He used to build erotic sand mermaids to torture me until he found out I was gay, then somehow he figured out I was diabetic. | 1.3456 | 0.05461 | 136 | 101 | 23 | 12 |
1410 | I mean, it's got to be a trap. | 1.3456 | 0.05560 | 136 | 102 | 21 | 13 |
1411 | Remind me -- what day is our cheat day? | 1.3456 | 0.05046 | 136 | 97 | 31 | 8 |
1412 | It must be a dessert island. | 1.3455 | 0.06252 | 110 | 83 | 16 | 11 |
1413 | If only I’d learnt how to spell “dessert.” | 1.3455 | 0.04760 | 165 | 120 | 33 | 12 |
1414 | I told you to request the desserted island. | 1.3455 | 0.05205 | 165 | 126 | 21 | 18 |
1415 | Resist, Jim. Swimsuit season is year-round for us now. | 1.3453 | 0.04866 | 139 | 98 | 34 | 7 |
1416 | There was a ferris wheel in the brochure. | 1.3453 | 0.05178 | 139 | 101 | 28 | 10 |
1417 | You're hallucinating again - I see two ears, two eyes a nose and a row of teeth! | 1.3453 | 0.05659 | 139 | 106 | 18 | 15 |
1418 | I swear to god, if you sing, "Lolipop" one more time, I will feed myself to the sharks. | 1.3453 | 0.05566 | 139 | 105 | 20 | 14 |
1419 | We can do better. | 1.3453 | 0.04866 | 139 | 98 | 34 | 7 |
1420 | It’s a deserted island | 1.3453 | 0.05471 | 139 | 104 | 22 | 13 |
1421 | Sure it's tempting, but eventually we would just crash again. | 1.3451 | 0.05729 | 113 | 82 | 23 | 8 |
1422 | No shade...No thank you! | 1.3451 | 0.05198 | 142 | 104 | 27 | 11 |
1423 | It wouldn't kill us to have a cheat day. | 1.3451 | 0.05002 | 142 | 102 | 31 | 9 |
1424 | Did you know one sugar donut takes two days off your life? | 1.3451 | 0.05198 | 142 | 104 | 27 | 11 |
1425 | I think the sharks have us figured out. | 1.3451 | 0.04901 | 142 | 101 | 33 | 8 |
1426 | Calorie High may call you. | 1.3448 | 0.05305 | 145 | 108 | 24 | 13 |
1427 | As long as it keeps floating closer I'm actually ok with it being a mirage.... | 1.3448 | 0.04930 | 145 | 104 | 32 | 9 |
1428 | As far as being marooned goes I'm glad we went traditional. | 1.3448 | 0.05027 | 145 | 105 | 30 | 10 |
1429 | Candy Land looked a lot bigger on the map. | 1.3446 | 0.04862 | 148 | 106 | 33 | 9 |
1430 | No, I said it's a desert island. | 1.3446 | 0.04766 | 148 | 105 | 35 | 8 |
1431 | It's a Dessert Island. Get it? | 1.3446 | 0.04955 | 148 | 107 | 31 | 10 |
1432 | Well, let's finish this last tree, and we can swim to dessert. | 1.3446 | 0.04955 | 148 | 107 | 31 | 10 |
1433 | Next year, I say we go all-inclusive. | 1.3446 | 0.05047 | 148 | 108 | 29 | 11 |
1434 | It's a shame about the Good Ship Lollipop... | 1.3444 | 0.04976 | 151 | 110 | 30 | 11 |
1435 | Better an empty stomach than empty carbs. | 1.3444 | 0.04976 | 151 | 110 | 30 | 11 |
1436 | Maybe the remains of the good ship lollipop? | 1.3444 | 0.04976 | 151 | 110 | 30 | 11 |
1437 | I don't care if there are Sharks. If you Really love me you'll swim over there and get me some cake." | 1.3444 | 0.04796 | 151 | 108 | 34 | 9 |
1438 | It gives new meaning to name, desserted island. | 1.3444 | 0.05151 | 151 | 112 | 26 | 13 |
1439 | And I thought sharks weren't that smart. | 1.3444 | 0.05402 | 151 | 115 | 20 | 16 |
1440 | Say 'dessert island' one more time and I'll drown you in this ocean of syrup" | 1.3442 | 0.05078 | 154 | 114 | 27 | 13 |
1441 | I think I saw a cartoon like this once, and I didn't think it was funny then either. | 1.3442 | 0.04908 | 154 | 112 | 31 | 11 |
1442 | Do you think it's the hunger or the acid? | 1.3440 | 0.05804 | 125 | 94 | 19 | 12 |
1443 | They're probably just as unhappy as we are. | 1.3440 | 0.05341 | 125 | 90 | 27 | 8 |
1444 | Funny. Always thought I'd be more of a hot chick hallucinator. | 1.3440 | 0.05341 | 125 | 90 | 27 | 8 |
1445 | After a week, it stops looking like a woman. | 1.3439 | 0.04757 | 157 | 113 | 34 | 10 |
1446 | There's two esses in "dessert." Once again, you've misspelled us into catastrophe. | 1.3439 | 0.05247 | 157 | 119 | 22 | 16 |
1447 | Everything I want as always just out of reach. | 1.3438 | 0.04940 | 160 | 118 | 29 | 13 |
1448 | I knew the ocean was filling with junk...but junk food? | 1.3436 | 0.04797 | 163 | 119 | 32 | 12 |
1449 | Could you please stop pointing out the irony of our being on a "desert" island? | 1.3436 | 0.04717 | 163 | 118 | 34 | 11 |
1450 | She’s right, though, I’ll never again misspell desert island. | 1.3436 | 0.05028 | 163 | 122 | 26 | 15 |
1451 | Let’s go for it. The swim over and back will burn up the extra calories. | 1.3435 | 0.05056 | 131 | 93 | 31 | 7 |
1452 | Dude, if you call that a sweet spot one more time, I'm going to vote you off the island. | 1.3435 | 0.05284 | 131 | 95 | 27 | 9 |
1453 | It's either starve to death or get diabetes. | 1.3435 | 0.05394 | 131 | 96 | 25 | 10 |
1454 | If the sharks don't kill you, the gluten will. | 1.3434 | 0.04498 | 166 | 118 | 39 | 9 |
1455 | But we've got fiber | 1.3434 | 0.04736 | 166 | 121 | 33 | 12 |
1456 | Yelp reviews are like 'meh.' | 1.3434 | 0.04887 | 166 | 123 | 29 | 14 |
1457 | If only we had landed on the desserted island. . . | 1.3434 | 0.05107 | 166 | 126 | 23 | 17 |
1458 | Survivor: Candyland | 1.3434 | 0.04812 | 166 | 122 | 31 | 13 |
1459 | Swimming lessons are a waste of time, you said. Who needs to be able to swim nowadays, you said. | 1.3433 | 0.04750 | 134 | 93 | 36 | 5 |
1460 | Hey, at least we are not desserted like those people over there. | 1.3433 | 0.05308 | 134 | 98 | 26 | 10 |
1461 | Must be survivors from the good ship lollipop | 1.3431 | 0.05427 | 137 | 102 | 23 | 12 |
1462 | These sharks are smarter than I thought. | 1.3431 | 0.05327 | 137 | 101 | 25 | 11 |
1463 | Dude .... sweet view | 1.3431 | 0.05016 | 137 | 98 | 31 | 8 |
1464 | A few years ago, sure, but now that kind of thing is just a distraction. | 1.3431 | 0.05122 | 137 | 99 | 29 | 9 |
1465 | I try to avoid highly processed foods. | 1.3431 | 0.05427 | 137 | 102 | 23 | 12 |
1466 | Sure it is delicious, but you can't live on it. | 1.3431 | 0.05327 | 137 | 101 | 25 | 11 |
1467 | I'm giving up sweets for Lent. | 1.3429 | 0.04620 | 140 | 97 | 38 | 5 |
1468 | Just missed a dessert island by that much! | 1.3429 | 0.05046 | 140 | 101 | 30 | 9 |
1469 | At least we have shade. | 1.3429 | 0.05046 | 140 | 101 | 30 | 9 |
1470 | We can't both be hallucinating, right? | 1.3427 | 0.04770 | 143 | 101 | 35 | 7 |
1471 | We're so lucky we washed up on the healthy island | 1.3427 | 0.04973 | 143 | 103 | 31 | 9 |
1472 | I should have checked the spelling more closely before I booked our reservations. | 1.3427 | 0.05167 | 143 | 105 | 27 | 11 |
1473 | It would be nice... but we have a shade tree! | 1.3427 | 0.05071 | 143 | 104 | 29 | 10 |
1474 | I'm guessing it's from The Wreck of the Good Ship Lollipop...? | 1.3427 | 0.05261 | 143 | 106 | 25 | 12 |
1475 | Then again, I'd miss the coconuts. | 1.3427 | 0.05071 | 143 | 104 | 29 | 10 |
1476 | Do you think that's what they meant when they said we would be receiving just desserts? | 1.3425 | 0.05183 | 146 | 108 | 26 | 12 |
1477 | We used to trade our coconuts for their candy, but now we’re in a tariff war with them. | 1.3425 | 0.04805 | 146 | 104 | 34 | 8 |
1478 | The downside of peyote. | 1.3425 | 0.04805 | 146 | 104 | 34 | 8 |
1479 | For the last time, it's dessert island, not desert island. | 1.3423 | 0.05504 | 111 | 79 | 26 | 6 |
1480 | Desert or dessert, the ultimate question. | 1.3423 | 0.04928 | 149 | 108 | 31 | 10 |
1481 | I wouldn't bother. They don't even use real cream. | 1.3423 | 0.05019 | 149 | 109 | 29 | 11 |
1482 | The cannibal on that islet is also a pastry chef. Very clever. | 1.3423 | 0.05108 | 149 | 110 | 27 | 12 |
1483 | What?? You don’t see it? | 1.3423 | 0.05368 | 149 | 113 | 21 | 15 |
1484 | Just think, if you knew how to swim, you’d be overweight | 1.3423 | 0.05108 | 149 | 110 | 27 | 12 |
1485 | You can go but I'm not fallin' for that old shark trick. | 1.3423 | 0.05368 | 149 | 113 | 21 | 15 |
1486 | I’ve always wondered what it would be like to live on a dessert island. | 1.3423 | 0.05108 | 149 | 110 | 27 | 12 |
1487 | Let's go. It looks dessert-ed. | 1.3423 | 0.05196 | 149 | 111 | 25 | 13 |
1488 | The property tax is the clincher. | 1.3423 | 0.04444 | 149 | 103 | 41 | 5 |
1489 | I know it’s a mirage, but I still want to go. | 1.3423 | 0.04740 | 149 | 106 | 35 | 8 |
1490 | Wait, your telling me it's been there the whole time! | 1.3421 | 0.05548 | 114 | 82 | 25 | 7 |
1491 | How many calories will we burn on the way? | 1.3421 | 0.04769 | 152 | 109 | 34 | 9 |
1492 | Ever hallucinate a typo? | 1.3421 | 0.05122 | 152 | 113 | 26 | 13 |
1493 | At least, we've got shade. | 1.3421 | 0.04949 | 152 | 111 | 30 | 11 |
1494 | I'm never playing Candyland stoned again | 1.3421 | 0.04677 | 152 | 108 | 36 | 8 |
1495 | Why couldn't we have been stranded on the dessert island? | 1.3421 | 0.05036 | 152 | 112 | 28 | 12 |
1496 | Is that a desserted island or what? | 1.3421 | 0.05206 | 152 | 114 | 24 | 14 |
1497 | At low tide you get the gluten-free selection. | 1.3419 | 0.04617 | 155 | 110 | 37 | 8 |
1498 | Do you want to get one and split it? | 1.3419 | 0.05050 | 155 | 115 | 27 | 13 |
1499 | Maybe we'll be rescued by the Good Ship Lollipop! | 1.3419 | 0.04617 | 155 | 110 | 37 | 8 |
1500 | Yup, global warming. It used to be Rock Candy Mountain. | 1.3418 | 0.04816 | 158 | 115 | 32 | 11 |
1501 | You go. I don’t want to ruin my appetite. | 1.3418 | 0.04816 | 158 | 115 | 32 | 11 |
1502 | The sharks in these waters are extremely clever and resourceful. Last week it was women in bikinis." | 1.3418 | 0.04816 | 158 | 115 | 32 | 11 |
1503 | And to think all that separates us is an "S." | 1.3417 | 0.05613 | 120 | 88 | 23 | 9 |
1504 | Just be patient. Tomorrow is our cheat day. | 1.3413 | 0.04312 | 167 | 117 | 43 | 7 |
1505 | I had hoped for more from the season finale. | 1.3413 | 0.05060 | 126 | 89 | 31 | 6 |
1506 | Man, one S makes a lot of difference. | 1.3413 | 0.05764 | 126 | 95 | 19 | 12 |
1507 | I guess flotsam from the Good Ship Lollipop | 1.3413 | 0.05305 | 126 | 91 | 27 | 8 |
1508 | There it is! The wreck of the Good Ship Lollypop!! | 1.3412 | 0.04728 | 170 | 125 | 32 | 13 |
1509 | We could have visited Candy Land, but oh no, you wanted a desert island getaway. | 1.3411 | 0.05335 | 129 | 94 | 26 | 9 |
1510 | Too bad we just ate. | 1.3409 | 0.05139 | 132 | 95 | 29 | 8 |
1511 | I guess you're right. It's dessert island after all. | 1.3409 | 0.05359 | 132 | 97 | 25 | 10 |
1512 | Guess we missed the boat. | 1.3409 | 0.05025 | 132 | 94 | 31 | 7 |
1513 | Too bad it's Lent. | 1.3409 | 0.05139 | 132 | 95 | 29 | 8 |
1514 | Don't even think of it. The sharks put it there. | 1.3407 | 0.04837 | 135 | 95 | 34 | 6 |
1515 | The Diet Island sucks | 1.3407 | 0.05169 | 135 | 98 | 28 | 9 |
1516 | Sure, it looks good, but that swim is no piece of cake. | 1.3407 | 0.05169 | 135 | 98 | 28 | 9 |
1517 | Are you sure you can't see the blonde in the skimpy bikini lying on deck chair? | 1.3407 | 0.05060 | 135 | 97 | 30 | 8 |
1518 | The next time I book our island vacation, remind me to use spell check | 1.3407 | 0.05678 | 135 | 103 | 18 | 14 |
1519 | What would you bring to a dessert island? | 1.3406 | 0.05091 | 138 | 100 | 29 | 9 |
1520 | I don't know, I still kind of like ours. | 1.3406 | 0.04986 | 138 | 99 | 31 | 8 |
1521 | Sometimes I feel like we landed on the wrong breast. | 1.3406 | 0.04769 | 138 | 97 | 35 | 6 |
1522 | The swim back will burn off the sugar. | 1.3404 | 0.04914 | 141 | 101 | 32 | 8 |
1523 | If only we’d washed up on the dessert island instead! | 1.3404 | 0.05405 | 141 | 106 | 22 | 13 |
1524 | Next time ask the travel agent for a dessert island. | 1.3404 | 0.05405 | 141 | 106 | 22 | 13 |
1525 | We're in luck. It's one of the Sarah Leeward Islands. | 1.3404 | 0.05679 | 141 | 109 | 16 | 16 |
1526 | You understand that consuming those will shorten our life expectancy, don't you? | 1.3403 | 0.05322 | 144 | 108 | 23 | 13 |
1527 | I dunno...doesn't seem worth it without the glass of milk. | 1.3403 | 0.04743 | 144 | 102 | 35 | 7 |
1528 | My mirage has a sense of humor today. | 1.3401 | 0.04969 | 147 | 107 | 30 | 10 |
1529 | Big deal! Just another dessert island. | 1.3401 | 0.04969 | 147 | 107 | 30 | 10 |
1530 | Do you see what I see? | 1.3401 | 0.05153 | 147 | 109 | 26 | 12 |
1531 | Oh, wow! It's a dessert island! | 1.3401 | 0.05062 | 147 | 108 | 28 | 11 |
1532 | Your continual humming of Sammy Davis Jr.'s ' The Candy Man Can' is giving me a hallucinations." | 1.3401 | 0.05153 | 147 | 109 | 26 | 12 |
1533 | If we go for it, do you think we'll get our just deserts, or just desserts? | 1.3401 | 0.05331 | 147 | 111 | 22 | 14 |
1534 | We’d need a sweet ride to get over there | 1.3401 | 0.05418 | 147 | 112 | 20 | 15 |
1535 | I say it's a highly decorated Portuguese man-o-war | 1.3400 | 0.04900 | 150 | 109 | 31 | 10 |
1536 | Now that wasn't there yesterday." | 1.3400 | 0.04900 | 150 | 109 | 31 | 10 |
1537 | As you typed in our destination, I told you there was another s. | 1.3400 | 0.04900 | 150 | 109 | 31 | 10 |
1538 | They told me in dental school there would be days like this. | 1.3400 | 0.04317 | 150 | 103 | 43 | 4 |
1539 | Just our luck we're on the DESERT island... | 1.3400 | 0.05167 | 150 | 112 | 25 | 13 |
1540 | We look just as tasty to them. | 1.3399 | 0.04833 | 153 | 111 | 32 | 10 |
1541 | Larry, there’s a time and there’s a place to talk about New Year’s resolutions... | 1.3399 | 0.05008 | 153 | 113 | 28 | 12 |
1542 | Now it's just mocking us. | 1.3399 | 0.04921 | 153 | 112 | 30 | 11 |
1543 | Mirage or not, I've gained five pounds just looking at it. | 1.3397 | 0.04855 | 156 | 114 | 31 | 11 |
1544 | But you have to admit, the coconuts were pretty good. | 1.3396 | 0.04446 | 159 | 112 | 40 | 7 |
1545 | A desert island or a dessert island, that is the question. | 1.3396 | 0.04873 | 159 | 117 | 30 | 12 |
1546 | I was hoping for the land of milk and honey, but castaways can't be choosers. | 1.3396 | 0.04622 | 159 | 114 | 36 | 9 |
1547 | We should've upgraded to the all-inclusive package. | 1.3396 | 0.04707 | 159 | 115 | 34 | 10 |
1548 | Too bad we didn’t bring our suits. | 1.3396 | 0.04707 | 159 | 115 | 34 | 10 |
1549 | Know what? I just don't know if I have yet another damn kids party in me. | 1.3396 | 0.04791 | 159 | 116 | 32 | 11 |
1550 | I’ve always dreamed of living on a dessert island. | 1.3393 | 0.04454 | 168 | 120 | 39 | 9 |
1551 | It's a pretty sweet island. | 1.3393 | 0.04763 | 168 | 124 | 31 | 13 |
1552 | I'm just saying some puns are best left unspoken. | 1.3390 | 0.04521 | 177 | 129 | 36 | 12 |
1553 | Reminds me of a woodland cottage I visited when I was a kid. | 1.3388 | 0.05055 | 121 | 85 | 31 | 5 |
1554 | I didn't believe global sea levels were rising until I saw the Big Rock Candy Mountain. | 1.3388 | 0.05449 | 121 | 88 | 25 | 8 |
1555 | So it IS possible to be stranded on a dessert island. | 1.3387 | 0.05713 | 124 | 93 | 20 | 11 |
1556 | We're so lucky to have found this 100% organic, non-GMO, Paleo friendly island. | 1.3387 | 0.05597 | 124 | 92 | 22 | 10 |
1557 | Is it just deserts or just desserts? | 1.3387 | 0.05597 | 124 | 92 | 22 | 10 |
1558 | I wish I'd persevered with swimming lessons. | 1.3386 | 0.05502 | 127 | 94 | 23 | 10 |
1559 | Oh look! Its America. | 1.3386 | 0.05502 | 127 | 94 | 23 | 10 |
1560 | I’d swim over, but those are gummy shark infested waters. | 1.3386 | 0.05725 | 127 | 96 | 19 | 12 |
1561 | Well we better start swimming, because your head's beginning to look like a brownie. | 1.3385 | 0.05411 | 130 | 96 | 24 | 10 |
1562 | Ironic. Childhood game meets iconic New Yorker cartoon. | 1.3385 | 0.05300 | 130 | 95 | 26 | 9 |
1563 | If there was ice cream I'd consider it. | 1.3385 | 0.05300 | 130 | 95 | 26 | 9 |
1564 | WE'RE SAILORS, you said. REAL SAILORS DON'T NEED TO LEARN HOW TO SWIM, you said. | 1.3383 | 0.05106 | 133 | 96 | 29 | 8 |
1565 | Don't be fooled, it's protected by Gummi Bears. | 1.3382 | 0.05242 | 136 | 100 | 26 | 10 |
1566 | If only we had The Good Ship Lollipop. | 1.3382 | 0.05137 | 136 | 99 | 28 | 9 |
1567 | Next time, let’s go all-inclusive. | 1.3382 | 0.05242 | 136 | 100 | 26 | 10 |
1568 | Somewhere out there my mother is waiting to ask if I really think I need that cake. | 1.3382 | 0.05029 | 136 | 98 | 30 | 8 |
1569 | What a difference a letter makes | 1.3381 | 0.05162 | 139 | 102 | 27 | 10 |
1570 | Apparently spellcheck doesn't work in dreams. | 1.3381 | 0.05162 | 139 | 102 | 27 | 10 |
1571 | I think I like the Hula Girl hallucination better. | 1.3381 | 0.04956 | 139 | 100 | 31 | 8 |
1572 | I just want some sushi. | 1.3380 | 0.05085 | 142 | 104 | 28 | 10 |
1573 | Remember Hansel and Gretel? | 1.3380 | 0.04568 | 142 | 99 | 38 | 5 |
1574 | I understand, but I think it’s important to be satisfied with what you have. | 1.3380 | 0.05085 | 142 | 104 | 28 | 10 |
1575 | Are you nuts? Haven't you ever read Hansel and Gretel? | 1.3379 | 0.05199 | 145 | 108 | 25 | 12 |
1576 | Our last wish and you have to misspell dessert! | 1.3379 | 0.05012 | 145 | 106 | 29 | 10 |
1577 | I don't know---looks like a lot less shade. | 1.3379 | 0.05199 | 145 | 108 | 25 | 12 |
1578 | I thought you said "dessert island." | 1.3379 | 0.05012 | 145 | 106 | 29 | 10 |
1579 | Oh, just for once, Claire, let the diet go. | 1.3379 | 0.04716 | 145 | 103 | 35 | 7 |
1580 | It's not 'between meals' if it takes all day to get there. | 1.3379 | 0.05106 | 145 | 107 | 27 | 11 |
1581 | Probably too many kids over there. | 1.3378 | 0.04653 | 148 | 105 | 36 | 7 |
1582 | OK -- but I still see women drinking beer. | 1.3378 | 0.04941 | 148 | 108 | 30 | 10 |
1583 | It’s a dessert mirage, John, and it’s much worse than a desert mirage. | 1.3378 | 0.05123 | 148 | 110 | 26 | 12 |
1584 | I'm more a 'savoury' person. | 1.3378 | 0.04941 | 148 | 108 | 30 | 10 |
1585 | And to think, we could be on a dessert island. | 1.3378 | 0.05123 | 148 | 110 | 26 | 12 |
1586 | Gene Wilder. You? | 1.3378 | 0.05033 | 148 | 109 | 28 | 11 |
1587 | I told you my fantasy was to be stuck on a desserted island. | 1.3378 | 0.05033 | 148 | 109 | 28 | 11 |
1588 | You know it's two palm trees and a couple of guys just like us, right? | 1.3377 | 0.04962 | 151 | 111 | 29 | 11 |
1589 | You go, you gorge, you wait a half hour, and then you swim back. | 1.3377 | 0.04688 | 151 | 108 | 35 | 8 |
1590 | It's a mirage. We've been living on sushi for weeks. | 1.3377 | 0.04593 | 151 | 107 | 37 | 7 |
1591 | The sharks out here never stop trying. | 1.3377 | 0.04873 | 151 | 110 | 31 | 10 |
1592 | I said deserted island. | 1.3377 | 0.04894 | 154 | 113 | 30 | 11 |
1593 | No. See, this one is "deserted". No extra "s". | 1.3377 | 0.04807 | 154 | 112 | 32 | 10 |
1594 | It's just as well; neither of us has a toothbrush. | 1.3377 | 0.04807 | 154 | 112 | 32 | 10 |
1595 | One ‘s’ makes a helluva difference. | 1.3376 | 0.04995 | 157 | 117 | 27 | 13 |
1596 | The swim should cancel out the calories | 1.3375 | 0.04682 | 160 | 116 | 34 | 10 |
1597 | Yeah, but the wi-fi is lousy. | 1.3375 | 0.04423 | 160 | 113 | 40 | 7 |
1598 | I would, but I didn't bring my toothbrush. | 1.3374 | 0.04623 | 163 | 118 | 35 | 10 |
1599 | If only there was a root beer float. | 1.3374 | 0.05091 | 163 | 124 | 23 | 16 |
1600 | No point, it looks deserted. | 1.3373 | 0.04876 | 166 | 124 | 28 | 14 |
1601 | It's more fun than Easter Island | 1.3373 | 0.04403 | 166 | 118 | 40 | 8 |
1602 | We've been dessert-ed. | 1.3372 | 0.04608 | 172 | 126 | 34 | 12 |
1603 | I saw sharks in the water, but now I'm thinking they're gummy sharks. | 1.3371 | 0.04695 | 175 | 130 | 31 | 14 |
1604 | The Ancient Mariners called it Diabetes Island. | 1.3371 | 0.04695 | 175 | 130 | 31 | 14 |
1605 | I had no idea stranded on a dessert island was even an option. | 1.3362 | 0.05604 | 116 | 85 | 23 | 8 |
1606 | I always knew dessert island was more than just a typo. | 1.3360 | 0.05896 | 125 | 96 | 16 | 13 |
1607 | What lousy luck--we could've washed up on a dessert island. | 1.3359 | 0.05116 | 128 | 92 | 29 | 7 |
1608 | It’s our just desserts. | 1.3359 | 0.05235 | 128 | 93 | 27 | 8 |
1609 | Well I think we’ve earned a cheat meal by now. | 1.3359 | 0.05266 | 131 | 96 | 26 | 9 |
1610 | We're deserted. We could be desserted. | 1.3359 | 0.05376 | 131 | 97 | 24 | 10 |
1611 | But no, you wanted the no-frills island vacation! | 1.3358 | 0.04962 | 134 | 96 | 31 | 7 |
1612 | Why couldn't we have ended up on a dessert island?!? | 1.3358 | 0.05396 | 134 | 100 | 23 | 11 |
1613 | No, can't be. New Yorker editors would have caught that typo. | 1.3358 | 0.05184 | 134 | 98 | 27 | 9 |
1614 | I was seriously hoping you could swim. | 1.3358 | 0.05074 | 134 | 97 | 29 | 8 |
1615 | I'm not scared, I just don't have a toothbrush. | 1.3358 | 0.05209 | 137 | 101 | 26 | 10 |
1616 | Of all the desert islands cartoons clichés, in all the world, we had to wash up here. | 1.3358 | 0.05105 | 137 | 100 | 28 | 9 |
1617 | The sharks are getting smarter every day. | 1.3358 | 0.04999 | 137 | 99 | 30 | 8 |
1618 | Francine was delicious, but I have a hankering for something sweet. | 1.3358 | 0.05311 | 137 | 102 | 24 | 11 |
1619 | Is it worth burning our skin in the hot fudge to get there? | 1.3357 | 0.05423 | 140 | 106 | 21 | 13 |
1620 | It evokes The Grass is Greener... but with the threat of drowning. | 1.3357 | 0.04713 | 140 | 99 | 35 | 6 |
1621 | The Candy Man can. | 1.3357 | 0.05029 | 140 | 102 | 29 | 9 |
1622 | I knew we should have upgraded..... | 1.3357 | 0.05423 | 140 | 106 | 21 | 13 |
1623 | I say here—that island is desserted. | 1.3357 | 0.05246 | 143 | 107 | 24 | 12 |
1624 | The Rockettes. Why? What do you see? | 1.3357 | 0.04957 | 143 | 104 | 30 | 9 |
1625 | It's really my fault--when I was seven I wished for this. | 1.3357 | 0.05152 | 143 | 106 | 26 | 11 |
1626 | Learning to swim would've been sweet. | 1.3356 | 0.05169 | 146 | 109 | 25 | 12 |
1627 | I don't know, how do they pair with fish? | 1.3356 | 0.04789 | 146 | 105 | 33 | 8 |
1628 | I've got a craving for something salty. | 1.3356 | 0.05076 | 146 | 108 | 27 | 11 |
1629 | I said the DESSERT island would be fun. | 1.3356 | 0.04887 | 146 | 106 | 31 | 9 |
1630 | Just deserts, you say? | 1.3356 | 0.04887 | 146 | 106 | 31 | 9 |
1631 | It's the wreck of the Good Ship Lollipop. | 1.3356 | 0.05094 | 149 | 111 | 26 | 12 |
1632 | 'Let's take a cruise, Hansel,' you said. 'What could possibly happen?' you said. | 1.3356 | 0.05182 | 149 | 112 | 24 | 13 |
1633 | We will totally burn off the calories when we swim back. | 1.3356 | 0.05182 | 149 | 112 | 24 | 13 |
1634 | Did you run spell check when you booked our reservations for Dessert Island? | 1.3356 | 0.04913 | 149 | 109 | 30 | 10 |
1635 | Maybe it’s a typo, but desserted was a common misspelling in the days before autocorrect. | 1.3356 | 0.04627 | 149 | 106 | 36 | 7 |
1636 | Our island is deserted, theirs is desserted. | 1.3355 | 0.05108 | 152 | 114 | 25 | 13 |
1637 | My bad. When I saw 'dessert island' on the map, I thought it was a typo. | 1.3355 | 0.04602 | 155 | 111 | 36 | 8 |
1638 | It's all artificial. We have a tree. | 1.3355 | 0.04781 | 155 | 113 | 32 | 10 |
1639 | Hal, is this your mirage or mine? | 1.3355 | 0.04602 | 155 | 111 | 36 | 8 |
1640 | At least we have a choice: death by starvation or death by diabetes. | 1.3355 | 0.04781 | 155 | 113 | 32 | 10 |
1641 | I don't know Mark, I feel more like chips and guac. | 1.3355 | 0.04602 | 155 | 111 | 36 | 8 |
1642 | I think it is a trap. Looks all artificially sweetened. | 1.3354 | 0.04455 | 158 | 112 | 39 | 7 |
1643 | So it WAS the Good Ship Lollipop that went down in last night’s storm. | 1.3354 | 0.04803 | 158 | 116 | 31 | 11 |
1644 | Let's wait for our cheat day | 1.3354 | 0.04968 | 158 | 118 | 27 | 13 |
1645 | Don’t worry, we’ll work the calories off on the way back | 1.3354 | 0.04363 | 158 | 111 | 41 | 6 |
1646 | That other island looks pretty sweet. | 1.3354 | 0.04363 | 158 | 111 | 41 | 6 |
1647 | On the other hand, the swim over would burn off the calories. | 1.3354 | 0.04488 | 161 | 115 | 38 | 8 |
1648 | Well we’d burn off the calories swimming over, right? | 1.3354 | 0.04740 | 161 | 118 | 32 | 11 |
1649 | You said if we built this people would come. | 1.3353 | 0.04924 | 167 | 126 | 26 | 15 |
1650 | Bring me back one with sprinkles. | 1.3353 | 0.04699 | 167 | 123 | 32 | 12 |
1651 | But how do you KNOW it's a mirage? | 1.3353 | 0.04566 | 170 | 124 | 35 | 11 |
1652 | Surviving over there would be a cakewalk. | 1.3333 | 0.05278 | 138 | 103 | 24 | 11 |
1653 | I know it looks good, but trust me, it's all coconut. | 1.3333 | 0.05215 | 144 | 108 | 24 | 12 |
1654 | Are you sure those last painkillers were advil? | 1.3333 | 0.05228 | 147 | 111 | 23 | 13 |
1655 | What if they're wrong about sugar? | 1.3333 | 0.05121 | 144 | 107 | 26 | 11 |
1656 | I don’t see it. | 1.3333 | 0.04412 | 165 | 118 | 39 | 8 |
1657 | It used to be 'The Big Rock Candy Mountain', before global warming. | 1.3333 | 0.05657 | 132 | 101 | 18 | 13 |
1658 | What is the one thing you’d want with you if you were stranded on a desserted island? | 1.3333 | 0.04792 | 141 | 101 | 33 | 7 |
1659 | As hallucinations go, this is a great one. | 1.3333 | 0.05361 | 135 | 101 | 23 | 11 |
1660 | I try to avoid the candy isle. | 1.3333 | 0.05138 | 147 | 110 | 25 | 12 |
1661 | I’m finally at my perfect weight so it’s a good thing that I can’t swim. | 1.3333 | 0.05257 | 135 | 100 | 25 | 10 |
1662 | Just empty calories. | 1.3333 | 0.05215 | 144 | 108 | 24 | 12 |
1663 | It was the good ship Lollipop until it sank. | 1.3333 | 0.05047 | 147 | 109 | 27 | 11 |
1664 | Still think those swim lessons are 'dumb and unnecessary?' | 1.3333 | 0.04932 | 135 | 97 | 31 | 7 |
1665 | We finally found the world’s most dessert-ed island! | 1.3333 | 0.05043 | 135 | 98 | 29 | 8 |
1666 | We should have specified 'desserted.' | 1.3333 | 0.04819 | 153 | 112 | 31 | 10 |
1667 | The question is...do the sharks want us as much as we want candy. | 1.3333 | 0.04999 | 141 | 103 | 29 | 9 |
1668 | Exactly. That's where Louis Stevenson wrote "Dessert Island". | 1.3333 | 0.05232 | 132 | 97 | 26 | 9 |
1669 | I'll pass. I'm still queasy from eating this island. | 1.3333 | 0.05228 | 147 | 111 | 23 | 13 |
1670 | Five dollar delivery fee? Forget about it. | 1.3333 | 0.04792 | 150 | 109 | 32 | 9 |
1671 | Don’t get me wrong, it’s nice. I’m just uncomfortable with the gentrification. | 1.3333 | 0.04729 | 153 | 111 | 33 | 9 |
1672 | At least we don't have an ant problem | 1.3333 | 0.05361 | 135 | 101 | 23 | 11 |
1673 | It was settled in 1934 when Shirley Temple ran aground. | 1.3333 | 0.04769 | 132 | 93 | 34 | 5 |
1674 | I heard it’s for “Survivor”, the pastry chef season | 1.3333 | 0.04928 | 144 | 105 | 30 | 9 |
1675 | Trust me. It’s time to eat gluten again. | 1.3333 | 0.04859 | 147 | 107 | 31 | 9 |
1676 | Please don't try to sugar-coat our situation. | 1.3333 | 0.04467 | 171 | 124 | 37 | 10 |
1677 | And I thought “Dessert Island” was a typo. | 1.3333 | 0.05074 | 138 | 101 | 28 | 9 |
1678 | Maybe we should consider a cheat day. | 1.3333 | 0.04608 | 159 | 115 | 35 | 9 |
1679 | I may have not proofread the email to the travel agent | 1.3333 | 0.04729 | 153 | 111 | 33 | 9 |
1680 | No, you’ll ruin your appetite for Dinner Island. | 1.3333 | 0.04976 | 150 | 111 | 28 | 11 |
1681 | Kind of ironic that both of us are diabetic. | 1.3333 | 0.04885 | 150 | 110 | 30 | 10 |
1682 | Finally, I have imagined something that might possibly be tastier than you. | 1.3333 | 0.04841 | 156 | 115 | 30 | 11 |
1683 | After you do your chores. | 1.3333 | 0.04729 | 153 | 111 | 33 | 9 |
1684 | I always forget. Are we stranded on the ‘desert’ or ‘dessert’ island? | 1.3333 | 0.05404 | 126 | 93 | 24 | 9 |
1685 | I can't believe I'm stuck here with my dentist! | 1.3333 | 0.05025 | 144 | 106 | 28 | 10 |
1686 | I still don't get why you swam to THIS island. | 1.3333 | 0.05341 | 132 | 98 | 24 | 10 |
1687 | Wow! Who'd think fermented coconut milk could do this. | 1.3333 | 0.05482 | 141 | 108 | 19 | 14 |
1688 | Where's the beef? | 1.3333 | 0.05047 | 147 | 109 | 27 | 11 |
1689 | Just my luck. Stranded here with my dentist. | 1.3333 | 0.05341 | 132 | 98 | 24 | 10 |
1690 | Cavities, diabetes or starvation ? At least we have choices! | 1.3333 | 0.04999 | 141 | 103 | 29 | 9 |
1691 | You wished for candy? | 1.3333 | 0.04907 | 153 | 113 | 29 | 11 |
1692 | Aww, you remembered. | 1.3333 | 0.04726 | 144 | 103 | 34 | 7 |
1693 | Spelling and pronunciation are vital. It thinks it's a dessert island. | 1.3333 | 0.05043 | 135 | 98 | 29 | 8 |
1694 | Just as well, my insulin went down with the ship. | 1.3333 | 0.04828 | 144 | 104 | 32 | 8 |
1695 | Sweet dreams are made of this.... | 1.3333 | 0.04819 | 153 | 112 | 31 | 10 |
1696 | It takes will power. | 1.3333 | 0.05047 | 147 | 109 | 27 | 11 |
1697 | Really? Wish I had your imagination. I'm just seeing the old cliche turkey and all the trimmings. | 1.3333 | 0.05177 | 138 | 102 | 26 | 10 |
1698 | You leave out one lousy ‘S’! | 1.3333 | 0.04861 | 138 | 99 | 32 | 7 |
1699 | Spelling Bee Champion, eh? | 1.3314 | 0.04821 | 175 | 133 | 26 | 16 |
1700 | Regardless, it’s all just empty calories. | 1.3314 | 0.04683 | 175 | 131 | 30 | 14 |
1701 | So. What do you want to talk about? | 1.3314 | 0.04521 | 172 | 126 | 35 | 11 |
1702 | Hopefully we'll burn it all off swimming back here. | 1.3314 | 0.04595 | 172 | 127 | 33 | 12 |
1703 | The bright side is that we’ll burn all the calories on the swim back | 1.3313 | 0.04527 | 163 | 118 | 36 | 9 |
1704 | I'd rather have savory. | 1.3313 | 0.04927 | 163 | 123 | 26 | 14 |
1705 | That genie is just trolling us now | 1.3313 | 0.04915 | 160 | 120 | 27 | 13 |
1706 | I just don't want to have to deal with the ants. | 1.3313 | 0.04668 | 160 | 117 | 33 | 10 |
1707 | Look,Hansel,we fell for that trap once before and ended up with a homicide charge to answer for. | 1.3313 | 0.04915 | 160 | 120 | 27 | 13 |
1708 | On second thought I’d prefer diabetes to rising sea levels. | 1.3313 | 0.05072 | 160 | 122 | 23 | 15 |
1709 | Yeah, but the sweets are always sweeter on the other side. | 1.3312 | 0.04899 | 157 | 117 | 28 | 12 |
1710 | You think they need any shredded coconut? | 1.3312 | 0.04729 | 157 | 115 | 32 | 10 |
1711 | And here I thought it was only a board game... | 1.3312 | 0.04463 | 157 | 112 | 38 | 7 |
1712 | We're fine as long as the iced caps don't melt. | 1.3312 | 0.04899 | 157 | 117 | 28 | 12 |
1713 | Only a fool would embrace socialism when we enjoy all this freedom. | 1.3312 | 0.04703 | 154 | 112 | 33 | 9 |
1714 | I guess this is better than being stranded AND getting diabetes. | 1.3312 | 0.04792 | 154 | 113 | 31 | 10 |
1715 | Is it a mirage or a merengue? | 1.3312 | 0.04792 | 154 | 113 | 31 | 10 |
1716 | Why'd we have to have the cartoonist with spell check? | 1.3312 | 0.04966 | 154 | 115 | 27 | 12 |
1717 | I would rather DIE than eat processed sugar. | 1.3312 | 0.04703 | 154 | 112 | 33 | 9 |
1718 | Life sucks. | 1.3311 | 0.04672 | 151 | 109 | 34 | 8 |
1719 | Nice One! My turn. I wish it was a huge flat screen TV. | 1.3311 | 0.04766 | 151 | 110 | 32 | 9 |
1720 | It’s called the North Beach Diet. If you survive the swim, you can eat whatever the hell you want... Leslie Hardin summit, NJ | 1.3311 | 0.04577 | 151 | 108 | 36 | 7 |
1721 | I always thought "dessert-ed island" was just a typo. | 1.3311 | 0.04577 | 151 | 108 | 36 | 7 |
1722 | No, it's not a mirage, just another dessert island. | 1.3311 | 0.04831 | 148 | 108 | 31 | 9 |
1723 | Great, now I'll be stranded AND diabetic. | 1.3311 | 0.05018 | 148 | 110 | 27 | 11 |
1724 | Sure it’s sweet, but we’re iconic. | 1.3311 | 0.05285 | 148 | 113 | 21 | 14 |
1725 | The quality of our mirages has improved. | 1.3311 | 0.04831 | 148 | 108 | 31 | 9 |
1726 | This is why diabetics should avoid hallucinogens. | 1.3311 | 0.04637 | 148 | 106 | 35 | 7 |
1727 | This is a diabetic's version of Hell, right? | 1.3311 | 0.05285 | 148 | 113 | 21 | 14 |
1728 | I always hallucinate on day 3 of the keto diet. | 1.3310 | 0.05184 | 145 | 109 | 24 | 12 |
1729 | That's mine, so it's your turn to hallucinate. | 1.3310 | 0.04800 | 145 | 105 | 32 | 8 |
1730 | You couldn’t hallucinate a comely waitress with the dessert cart? And a friend? And a boat? | 1.3310 | 0.04899 | 145 | 106 | 30 | 9 |
1731 | I don't like the way they're looking at us, Carl. | 1.3310 | 0.04699 | 145 | 104 | 34 | 7 |
1732 | 'Desert, dessert.' Big difference. | 1.3310 | 0.05091 | 145 | 108 | 26 | 11 |
1733 | Tough call. Death by starvation or diabetes? | 1.3310 | 0.04800 | 145 | 105 | 32 | 8 |
1734 | How many calories do you suppose we can burn off swimming there and back? | 1.3310 | 0.04699 | 145 | 104 | 34 | 7 |
1735 | Want to hop over to the dessert island?" "Nah, it's clearly a typo. | 1.3310 | 0.05275 | 145 | 110 | 22 | 13 |
1736 | This temptation island diet is tough. | 1.3310 | 0.04699 | 145 | 104 | 34 | 7 |
1737 | And not a stitch of clothes! What do you see? | 1.3310 | 0.05275 | 145 | 110 | 22 | 13 |
1738 | I always thought it was spelled ‘deserted’. | 1.3310 | 0.05184 | 145 | 109 | 24 | 12 |
1739 | This makes clear the important difference between desert and dessert. | 1.3310 | 0.04969 | 142 | 104 | 29 | 9 |
1740 | Here comes the dessert tray- let's split something! | 1.3310 | 0.04969 | 142 | 104 | 29 | 9 |
1741 | Honestly, I'm more of a Chutes and Ladders guy. | 1.3310 | 0.05262 | 142 | 107 | 23 | 12 |
1742 | Salt. Fat. Sugar. Definitely from USA. | 1.3309 | 0.05344 | 139 | 105 | 22 | 12 |
1743 | Don't worry. We'll burn it off swimming back. | 1.3309 | 0.05245 | 139 | 104 | 24 | 11 |
1744 | I must be hypoglycemic Joe. I think I'm seeing a dessert island. | 1.3309 | 0.04938 | 139 | 101 | 30 | 8 |
1745 | ...but you just know the cake has a soggy bottom. | 1.3309 | 0.04938 | 139 | 101 | 30 | 8 |
1746 | Is it correct to say "desserted' island? | 1.3309 | 0.05344 | 139 | 105 | 22 | 12 |
1747 | They say the Good Ship Lollipop went down in these parts. | 1.3309 | 0.04789 | 136 | 97 | 33 | 6 |
1748 | I just look and I gain 10 pounds! | 1.3309 | 0.04902 | 136 | 98 | 31 | 7 |
1749 | Either that's a mirage or we're suddenly in a Far Side cartoon. | 1.3309 | 0.05328 | 136 | 102 | 23 | 11 |
1750 | When will you realize that dessert has two "s's" and not one? | 1.3309 | 0.05224 | 136 | 101 | 25 | 10 |
1751 | I sure wish we had ended up on the dessert island instead. | 1.3309 | 0.05224 | 136 | 101 | 25 | 10 |
1752 | At least we've got a sweet view... | 1.3309 | 0.05011 | 136 | 99 | 29 | 8 |
1753 | Just our luck. We could have been marooned on a dessert island. | 1.3308 | 0.04859 | 133 | 95 | 32 | 6 |
1754 | “No, it’s not your imagination, it’s your grammar.” | 1.3308 | 0.05517 | 133 | 101 | 20 | 12 |
1755 | Why couldn't we have landed on a dessert island? | 1.3308 | 0.05198 | 133 | 98 | 26 | 9 |
1756 | Sure we could, but it would spoil our supper. | 1.3308 | 0.05393 | 130 | 97 | 23 | 10 |
1757 | Why couldn't we get stranded on the dessert island? | 1.3308 | 0.05393 | 130 | 97 | 23 | 10 |
1758 | Sure, it looks like a good idea now, but you'll feel terrible in the morning. | 1.3308 | 0.04931 | 130 | 93 | 31 | 6 |
1759 | They did try to offer us a sweeter package, Jim. | 1.3307 | 0.05007 | 127 | 91 | 30 | 6 |
1760 | Just our luck to have washed up on the desert island instead of the dessert island. | 1.3306 | 0.05796 | 121 | 92 | 18 | 11 |
1761 | Maybe I should have just wished for a rescue ship. | 1.3304 | 0.05888 | 115 | 87 | 18 | 10 |
1762 | You go on ahead. I’m more of a ‘savory’ person. | 1.3293 | 0.04763 | 167 | 125 | 29 | 13 |
1763 | I wish we were stranded on the dessert island. | 1.3293 | 0.04763 | 167 | 125 | 29 | 13 |
1764 | Until now, I never realized how important an s could be. | 1.3293 | 0.04450 | 167 | 121 | 37 | 9 |
1765 | Really? I see Kate Upton and Jennifer Lawrence. | 1.3292 | 0.04727 | 161 | 119 | 31 | 11 |
1766 | I believe those are the Dutch West Candies. | 1.3292 | 0.04808 | 161 | 120 | 29 | 12 |
1767 | I won’t tell if you won’t. | 1.3292 | 0.04560 | 161 | 117 | 35 | 9 |
1768 | Still prefer the tropical vibe? | 1.3291 | 0.04872 | 158 | 118 | 28 | 12 |
1769 | I don't have to swim faster than the sharks. I just have to swim faster than you. | 1.3291 | 0.04704 | 158 | 116 | 32 | 10 |
1770 | Is it deserted or desserted? | 1.3291 | 0.04704 | 158 | 116 | 32 | 10 |
1771 | How was I to know that wishes came with spellcheck? | 1.3291 | 0.04954 | 158 | 119 | 26 | 13 |
1772 | That Lollipop. She sure was a good ship. | 1.3291 | 0.04704 | 158 | 116 | 32 | 10 |
1773 | That's the Pinterest version. | 1.3291 | 0.04529 | 158 | 114 | 36 | 8 |
1774 | I hated that game | 1.3291 | 0.05114 | 158 | 121 | 22 | 15 |
1775 | Well, at least the realtor wasn't lying about the sweet view. | 1.3291 | 0.05035 | 158 | 120 | 24 | 14 |
1776 | You'll spoil your appetite. | 1.3291 | 0.04617 | 158 | 115 | 34 | 9 |
1777 | We could get there, if only we had some chutes and ladders. | 1.3290 | 0.04766 | 155 | 114 | 31 | 10 |
1778 | Hmm...choices, choices: a desert island or a dessert island? | 1.3290 | 0.04939 | 155 | 116 | 27 | 12 |
1779 | If the sharks don't get you, the diabetes will. | 1.3290 | 0.04677 | 155 | 113 | 33 | 9 |
1780 | We'd probably die faster there. | 1.3290 | 0.04939 | 155 | 116 | 27 | 12 |
1781 | If anyone deserves a pass on breaking New Year's resolutions, it's us. | 1.3289 | 0.04646 | 152 | 110 | 34 | 8 |
1782 | Here me out. The candy canes will work as paddles and I’m pretty sure the donut will float. | 1.3289 | 0.05262 | 152 | 117 | 20 | 15 |
1783 | Big Rock Candy Mountain, post climate change. | 1.3289 | 0.04920 | 152 | 113 | 28 | 11 |
1784 | But no! You wouldn’t take the upgrade! | 1.3289 | 0.04920 | 152 | 113 | 28 | 11 |
1785 | If we swim there and back, we ‘ll work off the sugar and carbs. | 1.3289 | 0.04455 | 152 | 108 | 38 | 6 |
1786 | I was thinking maybe a nine iron. | 1.3289 | 0.04830 | 152 | 112 | 30 | 10 |
1787 | They’re the survivors of the Good Ship Lollipop. | 1.3289 | 0.05079 | 149 | 112 | 25 | 12 |
1788 | Let's grab a treat and then wait for the girl mirage to return. | 1.3289 | 0.04897 | 149 | 110 | 29 | 10 |
1789 | Just our luck to land on the DESERT island, rather than the DESSERT island! | 1.3289 | 0.04804 | 149 | 109 | 31 | 9 |
1790 | Given a choice, I'd rather be stranded on a dessert island. | 1.3289 | 0.04804 | 149 | 109 | 31 | 9 |
1791 | Is that the good ship lollipop or am I hallucinating again? | 1.3289 | 0.04708 | 149 | 108 | 33 | 8 |
1792 | It's a simple plan. Let me spell it out. We leave this desert island, and go to the dessert island! | 1.3289 | 0.04989 | 149 | 111 | 27 | 11 |
1793 | Must be American | 1.3288 | 0.04871 | 146 | 107 | 30 | 9 |
1794 | Could be shark bait. | 1.3288 | 0.04673 | 146 | 105 | 34 | 7 |
1795 | We’re on the wrong desserted island. | 1.3288 | 0.04673 | 146 | 105 | 34 | 7 |
1796 | Well, we have the tree. | 1.3288 | 0.05061 | 146 | 109 | 26 | 11 |
1797 | Candy Crush withdrawal will do that to you. | 1.3288 | 0.04773 | 146 | 106 | 32 | 8 |
1798 | It's a common typo mirage. | 1.3288 | 0.05153 | 146 | 110 | 24 | 12 |
1799 | I'm waiting until Lent is over. | 1.3288 | 0.04466 | 146 | 103 | 38 | 5 |
1800 | Mirage or not, I'm going for it. | 1.3287 | 0.05230 | 143 | 108 | 23 | 12 |
1801 | Talk about a Desserted Island.... | 1.3287 | 0.05135 | 143 | 107 | 25 | 11 |
1802 | That mirage must be yours because mine is wine ,women and song. | 1.3287 | 0.05039 | 143 | 106 | 27 | 10 |
1803 | Ok ok that’s your fantasy. Now let’s do mine again. | 1.3287 | 0.05039 | 143 | 106 | 27 | 10 |
1804 | It hasn’t moved in at least twenty minutes. Maybe we should go for it. | 1.3287 | 0.04940 | 143 | 105 | 29 | 9 |
1805 | You know, I just don't have the sweet tooth that I used to. | 1.3286 | 0.05311 | 140 | 106 | 22 | 12 |
1806 | I didn't think they were serious when they said "dessert-ed island vacation"... | 1.3286 | 0.05114 | 140 | 104 | 26 | 10 |
1807 | What did you expect, The Good Ship Lollipop? | 1.3286 | 0.05012 | 140 | 103 | 28 | 9 |
1808 | Must be part of the Pacific Ocean garbage patch. | 1.3285 | 0.05087 | 137 | 101 | 27 | 9 |
1809 | I’m more of a savory guy. | 1.3285 | 0.04760 | 137 | 98 | 33 | 6 |
1810 | I meant THAT kind of desserted island. | 1.3285 | 0.05192 | 137 | 102 | 25 | 10 |
1811 | I'd love to, but I have to keep my beach body. | 1.3285 | 0.05087 | 137 | 101 | 27 | 9 |
1812 | The next time we order a vacation package, we really have to double-check our spelling. | 1.3284 | 0.04943 | 134 | 97 | 30 | 7 |
1813 | Russian sub? | 1.3284 | 0.05273 | 134 | 100 | 24 | 10 |
1814 | Now THAT'S what I call a "desserted" island! Ha Ha Ha. Am I right? Jeff? Jeffery? | 1.3284 | 0.05781 | 134 | 105 | 14 | 15 |
1815 | Sweet view, isn’t it? | 1.3282 | 0.05358 | 131 | 98 | 23 | 10 |
1816 | I would try but I’m afraid of the Gummi sharks. | 1.3282 | 0.04900 | 131 | 94 | 31 | 6 |
1817 | Not interested. Swimsuit Season is right around the corner. | 1.3282 | 0.05247 | 131 | 97 | 25 | 9 |
1818 | Looks tempting but maybe we should wait for Bill to come back. | 1.3282 | 0.05134 | 131 | 96 | 27 | 8 |
1819 | Now we know what happened to the Good Ship Lollipop. | 1.3282 | 0.05466 | 131 | 99 | 21 | 11 |
1820 | God, I'm sick of coconut. | 1.3282 | 0.05247 | 131 | 97 | 25 | 9 |
1821 | You go ahead, I'm watching my sugar. | 1.3281 | 0.05216 | 128 | 94 | 26 | 8 |
1822 | That whale will do anything for attention. | 1.3281 | 0.05216 | 128 | 94 | 26 | 8 |
1823 | Amazon's same day dessert tray delivery anywhere on earth is here. | 1.3279 | 0.05132 | 122 | 88 | 28 | 6 |
1824 | Frankly, I'm more of a savory guy. | 1.3275 | 0.04530 | 171 | 126 | 34 | 11 |
1825 | Yeah, that's where the Good Ship Lollipop ran aground. | 1.3273 | 0.04643 | 165 | 122 | 32 | 11 |
1826 | Although clearly tempting, they were not sure they should visit Hansel and Gretel Island | 1.3273 | 0.04722 | 165 | 123 | 30 | 12 |
1827 | Taxes are cheaper here. | 1.3272 | 0.04862 | 162 | 122 | 27 | 13 |
1828 | That second 'S' makes all the difference. | 1.3272 | 0.04783 | 162 | 121 | 29 | 12 |
1829 | Honestly I was hoping I’d see naked ladies. | 1.3272 | 0.04702 | 162 | 120 | 31 | 11 |
1830 | It's Weight Watchers new desert island program. | 1.3269 | 0.04740 | 156 | 115 | 31 | 10 |
1831 | We're so close I can almost taste it. | 1.3269 | 0.04652 | 156 | 114 | 33 | 9 |
1832 | Desert the deserted desert island for the deserted desserts island - say it ten times fast. And then, let's do it. | 1.3269 | 0.04826 | 156 | 116 | 29 | 11 |
1833 | The Realtor did say we were "Candyland adjacent." | 1.3269 | 0.04562 | 156 | 113 | 35 | 8 |
1834 | Yes, I see the irony - you're diabetic and I can't swim. So, move it. | 1.3269 | 0.04911 | 156 | 117 | 27 | 12 |
1835 | That wasn't a typo after all. | 1.3268 | 0.04979 | 153 | 115 | 26 | 12 |
1836 | As mirages go, this one is pretty lush. | 1.3268 | 0.04804 | 153 | 113 | 30 | 10 |
1837 | Yeah, but think of the ants. | 1.3268 | 0.04621 | 153 | 111 | 34 | 8 |
1838 | Some dessert islands are better than others. | 1.3268 | 0.04333 | 153 | 108 | 40 | 5 |
1839 | We could try Uber Eats | 1.3267 | 0.05138 | 150 | 114 | 23 | 13 |
1840 | It's probably just a misspelling. | 1.3267 | 0.04869 | 150 | 111 | 29 | 10 |
1841 | Go ahead if you want. I'm waiting for the Good Ship Lollipop | 1.3267 | 0.04869 | 150 | 111 | 29 | 10 |
1842 | Yeah, I thought I typed Dessert Isle too. | 1.3267 | 0.05138 | 150 | 114 | 23 | 13 |
1843 | Would it have killed anyone to strand us on the dessert island instead? | 1.3267 | 0.04869 | 150 | 111 | 29 | 10 |
1844 | Of course it's a figment of my imagination, but I'm still gonna post it on Instagram. | 1.3267 | 0.05050 | 150 | 113 | 25 | 12 |
1845 | They look great from a distance, but up close it's just seeds and flower petals pasted on to styrofoam shapes. | 1.3265 | 0.04938 | 147 | 109 | 28 | 10 |
1846 | Lucky we're in their delivery area | 1.3265 | 0.05031 | 147 | 110 | 26 | 11 |
1847 | Before climate change, it was a sugar candy mountain. | 1.3265 | 0.05031 | 147 | 110 | 26 | 11 |
1848 | I told you when you booked, "Dessert Island," two s's. But no. | 1.3265 | 0.04938 | 147 | 109 | 28 | 10 |
1849 | Let's see who can go longer without thinking about it. | 1.3264 | 0.05105 | 144 | 108 | 25 | 11 |
1850 | It's all yours; I'm waiting for the Good Ship Lollipop. | 1.3264 | 0.05199 | 144 | 109 | 23 | 12 |
1851 | If we're not rescued soon, I'm going to have to rethink the low carb diet. | 1.3264 | 0.04811 | 144 | 105 | 31 | 8 |
1852 | I say no. They don't have milk. | 1.3264 | 0.05199 | 144 | 109 | 23 | 12 |
1853 | You're being tested, bro. Keto is a commitment! | 1.3264 | 0.05009 | 144 | 107 | 27 | 10 |
1854 | The neighbor's island always looks sweeter. | 1.3264 | 0.04811 | 144 | 105 | 31 | 8 |
1855 | Ironic that we're on a desert island and that is a dessert island | 1.3264 | 0.05199 | 144 | 109 | 23 | 12 |
1856 | Is it a trick or treat? | 1.3264 | 0.05105 | 144 | 108 | 25 | 11 |
1857 | Looks like Global Warming really hit the North Pole hard... | 1.3264 | 0.05105 | 144 | 108 | 25 | 11 |
1858 | It's technically not a homophone. | 1.3264 | 0.05199 | 144 | 109 | 23 | 12 |
1859 | When you said South Beach diet, this isn’t what I had in mind. | 1.3264 | 0.04911 | 144 | 106 | 29 | 9 |
1860 | I’m rethinking my diet. | 1.3264 | 0.04498 | 144 | 102 | 37 | 5 |
1861 | I've heard of desert islands, but never dessert islands. | 1.3264 | 0.04709 | 144 | 104 | 33 | 7 |
1862 | See - a good decorator makes the square footage look so much bigger. | 1.3264 | 0.04811 | 144 | 105 | 31 | 8 |
1863 | I call it desserted island. | 1.3264 | 0.05292 | 144 | 110 | 21 | 13 |
1864 | I think we chose the wrong desserted island. This is why spelling is important. | 1.3262 | 0.05181 | 141 | 106 | 24 | 11 |
1865 | Looks like the Good Ship Lollipop sunk too. | 1.3262 | 0.04879 | 141 | 103 | 30 | 8 |
1866 | I'm going to wait for the Sandwich Isle. | 1.3262 | 0.04982 | 141 | 104 | 28 | 9 |
1867 | It’s too commercial for me anyway. Ours is more gritty and real, like the old Times Square | 1.3262 | 0.05083 | 141 | 105 | 26 | 10 |
1868 | I really don’t think the palm tree will care. | 1.3262 | 0.05181 | 141 | 106 | 24 | 11 |
1869 | Boy, that island sure looks sweet... | 1.3261 | 0.04950 | 138 | 101 | 29 | 8 |
1870 | I’d rather be marooned on a dessert island. | 1.3261 | 0.04950 | 138 | 101 | 29 | 8 |
1871 | Somebody else's island always looks sweeter. | 1.3260 | 0.04283 | 181 | 132 | 39 | 10 |
1872 | I just don't feel like I have room for dessert. | 1.3259 | 0.05024 | 135 | 99 | 28 | 8 |
1873 | I don’t know. What do you think men fantasize about? | 1.3259 | 0.05239 | 135 | 101 | 24 | 10 |
1874 | Let's hope it's a stopover for the Good Ship Lollipop. | 1.3259 | 0.05133 | 135 | 100 | 26 | 9 |
1875 | As your dentist, sometimes I’m going to suggest things you’re not going to like. | 1.3259 | 0.05133 | 135 | 100 | 26 | 9 |
1876 | Look closely...two of those little tarts are eyes. | 1.3259 | 0.04799 | 135 | 97 | 32 | 6 |
1877 | You were the one who said "we'll need shade." | 1.3259 | 0.05344 | 135 | 102 | 22 | 11 |
1878 | And you call this a desserted island? | 1.3259 | 0.04799 | 135 | 97 | 32 | 6 |
1879 | What a different one "s" can make. | 1.3259 | 0.05024 | 135 | 99 | 28 | 8 |
1880 | I wish we were on dessert island | 1.3258 | 0.05101 | 132 | 97 | 27 | 8 |
1881 | I told you there was a second S | 1.3254 | 0.04562 | 169 | 125 | 33 | 11 |
1882 | Do you think sharks can bake? | 1.3254 | 0.04714 | 169 | 127 | 29 | 13 |
1883 | And you thought shade would be more important. | 1.3254 | 0.04485 | 169 | 124 | 35 | 10 |
1884 | Nah... I'm good. I've just started the Keto Diet. | 1.3254 | 0.05143 | 126 | 92 | 27 | 7 |
1885 | Guess our island isn't as dessert-ed as we thought | 1.3254 | 0.05018 | 126 | 91 | 29 | 6 |
1886 | So, I have this idea for a boardgame.... | 1.3254 | 0.04758 | 126 | 89 | 33 | 4 |
1887 | As a mirage it doesn’t have to meet the Dietary Guidelines. | 1.3252 | 0.04914 | 163 | 124 | 25 | 14 |
1888 | Survivors from the good ship Lollypop | 1.3250 | 0.04654 | 160 | 118 | 32 | 10 |
1889 | I'll race you! | 1.3248 | 0.04967 | 157 | 119 | 25 | 13 |
1890 | ...are you kidding? all that processed sugar? no way. | 1.3248 | 0.04627 | 157 | 115 | 33 | 9 |
1891 | One s makes all the difference in the world. | 1.3247 | 0.04596 | 154 | 112 | 34 | 8 |
1892 | So, we underestimated the sharks. | 1.3247 | 0.05036 | 154 | 117 | 24 | 13 |
1893 | I wished to be on a 'dessert' island too. Damn spellcheck! | 1.3247 | 0.05036 | 154 | 117 | 24 | 13 |
1894 | You go for it. I’m cutting back on sugar. | 1.3247 | 0.04503 | 154 | 111 | 36 | 7 |
1895 | You see it too, right? | 1.3247 | 0.04407 | 154 | 110 | 38 | 6 |
1896 | Careful, it's an iced-berg. Most of the sugar is below the surface. | 1.3247 | 0.04777 | 154 | 114 | 30 | 10 |
1897 | If we just had a chute and ladders. | 1.3246 | 0.05777 | 114 | 86 | 19 | 9 |
1898 | I thought you said to swim for the desert island. | 1.3245 | 0.04932 | 151 | 113 | 27 | 11 |
1899 | It's just one of those "the grass is greener" situations. | 1.3245 | 0.04462 | 151 | 108 | 37 | 6 |
1900 | We don't have dental coverage. | 1.3245 | 0.04842 | 151 | 112 | 29 | 10 |
1901 | It's always sweeter on the other side. | 1.3245 | 0.05108 | 151 | 115 | 23 | 13 |
1902 | S w e e t ! | 1.3245 | 0.04842 | 151 | 112 | 29 | 10 |
1903 | I’m so happy it came in time for your birthday! | 1.3245 | 0.04750 | 151 | 111 | 31 | 9 |
1904 | We were off by one 's'. | 1.3243 | 0.04909 | 148 | 110 | 28 | 10 |
1905 | I liked The Food Network better when they were just on cable. | 1.3243 | 0.04909 | 148 | 110 | 28 | 10 |
1906 | Your right, the view is better from over here. | 1.3243 | 0.04815 | 148 | 109 | 30 | 9 |
1907 | Really, George? Of all the times not to use spellcheck? | 1.3243 | 0.04718 | 148 | 108 | 32 | 8 |
1908 | Dang auto correct! | 1.3243 | 0.04620 | 148 | 107 | 34 | 7 |
1909 | Is it still considered a cheat meal if you haven't eaten in six days? | 1.3243 | 0.04718 | 148 | 108 | 32 | 8 |
1910 | Since I started my cleanse everything looks like junk food. | 1.3243 | 0.04909 | 148 | 110 | 28 | 10 |
1911 | It looks like the island is deserted. | 1.3243 | 0.05093 | 148 | 112 | 24 | 12 |
1912 | Okay, so pretend you were stranded on a dessert island... | 1.3243 | 0.04815 | 148 | 109 | 30 | 9 |
1913 | It's a shame what climate change did to the Big Rock Candy Mountain. | 1.3241 | 0.05260 | 145 | 111 | 21 | 13 |
1914 | I’m diabetic and I can’t swim, so it’s a win-win for me! | 1.3241 | 0.04578 | 145 | 104 | 35 | 6 |
1915 | I say we swim for it. What do you think, Gretel? | 1.3241 | 0.04682 | 145 | 105 | 33 | 7 |
1916 | So it's just another birthday when you can't quite get my gift right. | 1.3241 | 0.05074 | 145 | 109 | 25 | 11 |
1917 | We have coconuts, they don't! | 1.3241 | 0.04783 | 145 | 106 | 31 | 8 |
1918 | If only it wasn’t shark week. | 1.3241 | 0.04783 | 145 | 106 | 31 | 8 |
1919 | The Good Ship Lollipop shipwrecked there. | 1.3239 | 0.05052 | 142 | 106 | 26 | 10 |
1920 | Don't be ridiculous, it's swimsuit season. | 1.3239 | 0.04952 | 142 | 105 | 28 | 9 |
1921 | Well, Steve, this year you've really gone overboard for Valentine's Day. | 1.3239 | 0.05246 | 142 | 108 | 22 | 12 |
1922 | You SERIOUSLY didn't see that one when we landed? SERIOUSLY | 1.3239 | 0.05052 | 142 | 106 | 26 | 10 |
1923 | I know it's a mirage, but I just like looking at it. | 1.3237 | 0.05127 | 139 | 104 | 25 | 10 |
1924 | On the other hand, dates are higher in fiber, and the palm fronds provide more shade. | 1.3237 | 0.04703 | 139 | 100 | 33 | 6 |
1925 | Now look at where your dyslexia has landed us -- | 1.3237 | 0.04703 | 139 | 100 | 33 | 6 |
1926 | I call it the Mediterranean Diet. | 1.3237 | 0.05127 | 139 | 104 | 25 | 10 |
1927 | I don't know...I've been doing really well with my cleanse | 1.3237 | 0.05127 | 139 | 104 | 25 | 10 |
1928 | Have we got a chute or a ladder laying around here? | 1.3237 | 0.04920 | 139 | 102 | 29 | 8 |
1929 | 'I mean, it's okay. But it's really nothing compared to the Spice Island.' | 1.3235 | 0.05101 | 136 | 101 | 26 | 9 |
1930 | Do you think the ingredients are locally sourced ? | 1.3235 | 0.05101 | 136 | 101 | 26 | 9 |
1931 | Brings new meaning to a deserted island | 1.3235 | 0.05101 | 136 | 101 | 26 | 9 |
1932 | We never should have skipped those swim lessons | 1.3235 | 0.04993 | 136 | 100 | 28 | 8 |
1933 | You go ahead. I don't want to spoil my appetite. | 1.3235 | 0.04993 | 136 | 100 | 28 | 8 |
1934 | You do realize there's not a dentist in 5,000 miles, right? | 1.3235 | 0.04993 | 136 | 100 | 28 | 8 |
1935 | It's either a misspelling or a mirage. | 1.3235 | 0.04882 | 136 | 99 | 30 | 7 |
1936 | "We could call it the Mediterranean Diet, but no one will believe us. | 1.3234 | 0.04516 | 167 | 123 | 34 | 10 |
1937 | Looks like it's either climate change or diabetes that will be the end of us! | 1.3233 | 0.05179 | 133 | 99 | 25 | 9 |
1938 | Nutritionally we’d still be starving. | 1.3233 | 0.04597 | 133 | 94 | 35 | 4 |
1939 | Do you think they want to eat us too? | 1.3233 | 0.05602 | 133 | 103 | 17 | 13 |
1940 | I have a sinking feeling it's not gluten-free. | 1.3233 | 0.05395 | 133 | 101 | 21 | 11 |
1941 | Some cartoonists just can't spell | 1.3233 | 0.04955 | 133 | 97 | 29 | 7 |
1942 | Don’t fall for it... the sharks put it there as bait. | 1.3231 | 0.05262 | 130 | 97 | 24 | 9 |
1943 | Now we just need the Good Ship Lolipop to get us there | 1.3230 | 0.04953 | 161 | 123 | 24 | 14 |
1944 | Don't blame the travel agent, learn how to spell. | 1.3230 | 0.04794 | 161 | 121 | 28 | 12 |
1945 | My survival instinct says yes but my love handles say no. | 1.3228 | 0.04985 | 127 | 92 | 29 | 6 |
1946 | Is that a desserted island? | 1.3228 | 0.05463 | 127 | 96 | 21 | 10 |
1947 | I said book the 'dessert' island, not the 'desert' island. | 1.3228 | 0.04858 | 158 | 119 | 27 | 12 |
1948 | Did you wish for a desert or a dessert island? | 1.3228 | 0.04602 | 158 | 116 | 33 | 9 |
1949 | We probably couldn’t afford the rent anyway. | 1.3228 | 0.04689 | 158 | 117 | 31 | 10 |
1950 | Good thing the sharks in these waters don't have any teeth | 1.3228 | 0.04858 | 158 | 119 | 27 | 12 |
1951 | Ya, it’s kinda like the greener grass thing. | 1.3226 | 0.05438 | 124 | 93 | 22 | 9 |
1952 | Yeah, but do you see any shade? | 1.3226 | 0.04571 | 155 | 113 | 34 | 8 |
1953 | Your third item can't be another island. | 1.3226 | 0.05316 | 124 | 92 | 24 | 8 |
1954 | I wonder where Savory island is... | 1.3226 | 0.04838 | 155 | 116 | 28 | 11 |
1955 | Nah. I'm in the mood for something savory. | 1.3226 | 0.05063 | 124 | 90 | 28 | 6 |
1956 | Sure, it's tempting, but it's a short-term fix. | 1.3224 | 0.04723 | 152 | 112 | 31 | 9 |
1957 | Calories don't count when you're far out into international waters | 1.3224 | 0.04630 | 152 | 111 | 33 | 8 |
1958 | Just my luck. Stranded and a diabetic! | 1.3224 | 0.04630 | 152 | 111 | 33 | 8 |
1959 | I can't believe we're stuck here because you can't spell! | 1.3224 | 0.04992 | 152 | 115 | 25 | 12 |
1960 | Even here I have this feeling that the neighbor’s lawn is greener than mine. | 1.3224 | 0.05079 | 152 | 116 | 23 | 13 |
1961 | I'm never booking through Expedia ever again. | 1.3224 | 0.04815 | 152 | 113 | 29 | 10 |
1962 | We could never survive there. Those are all empty calories. | 1.3223 | 0.05532 | 121 | 91 | 21 | 9 |
1963 | Stop overthinking it Bob! Just go over there and ask if we can borrow a cup of brown sugar. | 1.3221 | 0.04494 | 149 | 107 | 36 | 6 |
1964 | Rising sea levels are even impacting Candy Land! | 1.3221 | 0.05063 | 149 | 113 | 24 | 12 |
1965 | You know I can't swim and you're on a diet. | 1.3221 | 0.04881 | 149 | 111 | 28 | 10 |
1966 | My mother said never take candy from strange islands. | 1.3221 | 0.05063 | 149 | 113 | 24 | 12 |
1967 | It’s Survivor Candyland...your turn. | 1.3221 | 0.04692 | 149 | 109 | 32 | 8 |
1968 | I swear Burt, if you sing “0n the Good Ship Lollipop” one more time, I’ll throw you into the sea. | 1.3221 | 0.04692 | 149 | 109 | 32 | 8 |
1969 | Now if only there was an island with gluten free options. | 1.3221 | 0.04881 | 149 | 111 | 28 | 10 |
1970 | Sometimes, I just hate being a dentist. | 1.3219 | 0.05044 | 146 | 110 | 25 | 11 |
1971 | I don't see any chocolate. | 1.3219 | 0.04854 | 146 | 108 | 29 | 9 |
1972 | I knew that Atkins Island was the wrong choice. | 1.3219 | 0.05137 | 146 | 111 | 23 | 12 |
1973 | Personally, I consider 'Dessert Island' to be CBS's most innovative reality series yet. | 1.3219 | 0.05044 | 146 | 110 | 25 | 11 |
1974 | Maby we should wait 'till after dinner. | 1.3219 | 0.05044 | 146 | 110 | 25 | 11 |
1975 | Just our luck, we had to land on the deserted island and not the dessert island. | 1.3219 | 0.04755 | 146 | 107 | 31 | 8 |
1976 | Damn you, auto correct. | 1.3219 | 0.04950 | 146 | 109 | 27 | 10 |
1977 | But this island had a better Yelp review! | 1.3218 | 0.04538 | 174 | 130 | 32 | 12 |
1978 | If we go there, we can die from gluttony instead of starvation. | 1.3218 | 0.04155 | 174 | 125 | 42 | 7 |
1979 | I bet you will burn all these extra calories swimming there and back | 1.3217 | 0.05022 | 143 | 107 | 26 | 10 |
1980 | I'm just not into puns, that's all. | 1.3217 | 0.04922 | 143 | 106 | 28 | 9 |
1981 | Even the mirage seems contrived. | 1.3217 | 0.04821 | 143 | 105 | 30 | 8 |
1982 | Wrong--I see burgers,fries and a shake. | 1.3217 | 0.05022 | 143 | 107 | 26 | 10 |
1983 | Herein lies the difference between desert and dessert. | 1.3217 | 0.04922 | 143 | 106 | 28 | 9 |
1984 | I say flotsam from The Good Ship Lollipop. | 1.3217 | 0.05119 | 143 | 108 | 24 | 11 |
1985 | Honestly, it's for the best. I'm trying to get in shape before the summer starts. | 1.3217 | 0.05119 | 143 | 108 | 24 | 11 |
1986 | Yeah. That would be sweet. | 1.3214 | 0.05096 | 140 | 105 | 25 | 10 |
1987 | I'm still full from the buffet. | 1.3214 | 0.04994 | 140 | 104 | 27 | 9 |
1988 | You go ahead, I'm more of savory guy. | 1.3214 | 0.05096 | 140 | 105 | 25 | 10 |
1989 | What do you think? Cheat day?” | 1.3212 | 0.04708 | 165 | 124 | 29 | 12 |
1990 | Sure it's a short swim, but it's through syrup | 1.3212 | 0.05069 | 137 | 102 | 26 | 9 |
1991 | Hey since I left that place I have lost more than 20 pounds ... | 1.3212 | 0.04740 | 137 | 99 | 32 | 6 |
1992 | Careful - it's just a lure. If the sharks don't get you, the dentists will. | 1.3212 | 0.05476 | 137 | 106 | 18 | 13 |
1993 | Nah, if we had washed up there we wouldn't be enjoying our Mediterranean fish diet. | 1.3212 | 0.04740 | 137 | 99 | 32 | 6 |
1994 | Jetsam from the Good Ship Lollipop? | 1.3210 | 0.04687 | 162 | 121 | 30 | 11 |
1995 | Let's just leave it as, "The Promised Land." | 1.3210 | 0.04521 | 162 | 119 | 34 | 9 |
1996 | I say swim. If it turns out to be rock candy we can still use it to break the coconut up. | 1.3210 | 0.04605 | 162 | 120 | 32 | 10 |
1997 | Every time I think about swimming over there, I remember Hansel and Gretel. | 1.3210 | 0.04687 | 162 | 121 | 30 | 11 |
1998 | I'm glad we're on the lo-cal island. | 1.3209 | 0.05036 | 134 | 99 | 27 | 8 |
1999 | I think it's part of Mar-a-Lago. | 1.3209 | 0.05146 | 134 | 100 | 25 | 9 |
2000 | I have a bad feeling about this. | 1.3209 | 0.04923 | 134 | 98 | 29 | 7 |
2001 | If we start swimming now, we can get there before they start building a wall. | 1.3209 | 0.05036 | 134 | 99 | 27 | 8 |
2002 | your last wish just keeps getting better and better | 1.3209 | 0.04923 | 134 | 98 | 29 | 7 |
2003 | Why did I let an English major buy our tickets to a dessert island? | 1.3208 | 0.04578 | 159 | 117 | 33 | 9 |
2004 | No, I don't see it,either... | 1.3208 | 0.04664 | 159 | 118 | 31 | 10 |
2005 | Definitely a trap | 1.3208 | 0.04490 | 159 | 116 | 35 | 8 |
2006 | If we only had shoots and ladders" | 1.3205 | 0.04725 | 156 | 116 | 30 | 10 |
2007 | You go ahead I'm on a diet. | 1.3205 | 0.04980 | 156 | 119 | 24 | 13 |
2008 | Yeah, but the views don’t get much sweeter | 1.3205 | 0.04811 | 156 | 117 | 28 | 11 |
2009 | The bad news is it's all kale. | 1.3205 | 0.04897 | 156 | 118 | 26 | 12 |
2010 | Race you for the strawberry. | 1.3203 | 0.05075 | 128 | 94 | 27 | 7 |
2011 | I had requested the dessert island, but my spelling was off. | 1.3203 | 0.05426 | 128 | 97 | 21 | 10 |
2012 | Just think, we could have landed on a dessert isle. | 1.3203 | 0.05649 | 128 | 99 | 17 | 12 |
2013 | Sharks will do anything to get their next meal | 1.3203 | 0.05426 | 128 | 97 | 21 | 10 |
2014 | Until right now, I never thought it was that important to learn how to swim... | 1.3203 | 0.04414 | 153 | 110 | 37 | 6 |
2015 | That's just silly. | 1.3203 | 0.04877 | 153 | 115 | 27 | 11 |
2016 | Goddamn socialists. At least we have our freedom. | 1.3200 | 0.05968 | 125 | 99 | 12 | 14 |
2017 | I'm waiting for a low-carb mirage. | 1.3200 | 0.04760 | 150 | 111 | 30 | 9 |
2018 | Dessert-ed island, they said. Gluten-free option, they said. | 1.3200 | 0.05279 | 125 | 93 | 24 | 8 |
2019 | The Good Ship Lollipop has to be nearby. | 1.3200 | 0.04853 | 150 | 112 | 28 | 10 |
2020 | It has sharks written all over it. | 1.3200 | 0.04665 | 150 | 110 | 32 | 8 |
2021 | For the last time,is it one "S" or two? | 1.3200 | 0.05279 | 125 | 93 | 24 | 8 |
2022 | I'm a meat and potatoes man myself. | 1.3198 | 0.04181 | 172 | 124 | 41 | 7 |
2023 | It was just one letter | 1.3197 | 0.04825 | 147 | 109 | 29 | 9 |
2024 | That is a dessert island. We are on a desert island because Hooked on Phonics was replaced with spellcheck. | 1.3197 | 0.05107 | 147 | 112 | 23 | 12 |
2025 | I always thought it was spelled “desert island...” | 1.3197 | 0.05286 | 147 | 114 | 19 | 14 |
2026 | I told you we should have bought the deluxe package | 1.3197 | 0.04728 | 147 | 108 | 31 | 8 |
2027 | Never thought I'd see the Good Ship Lollipop sink like the Titanic. | 1.3194 | 0.04992 | 144 | 108 | 26 | 10 |
2028 | Well yes, but ‘Diet Island’ was the cheaper vacation package | 1.3194 | 0.04793 | 144 | 106 | 30 | 8 |
2029 | This is the healthy one | 1.3194 | 0.04793 | 144 | 106 | 30 | 8 |
2030 | Alas, our just deserts for skipping swimming lessons. | 1.3194 | 0.05088 | 144 | 109 | 24 | 11 |
2031 | Do you think they have a Happy Hour? | 1.3193 | 0.05193 | 119 | 87 | 26 | 6 |
2032 | We picked the wrong travel agent! | 1.3193 | 0.04683 | 166 | 125 | 29 | 12 |
2033 | Hansel and Gretel: An Inconvenient Truth. | 1.3193 | 0.04525 | 166 | 123 | 33 | 10 |
2034 | What a difference an “s” can make. | 1.3191 | 0.05357 | 141 | 109 | 19 | 13 |
2035 | If you go, bring me back a maple bar. | 1.3191 | 0.04964 | 141 | 105 | 27 | 9 |
2036 | We were one ‘S’ away from landing on a desserted island. | 1.3191 | 0.05164 | 141 | 107 | 23 | 11 |
2037 | ``Just once I'd like to be stranded on a dessert island.'' | 1.3191 | 0.05261 | 141 | 108 | 21 | 12 |
2038 | I told you when we booked the trip that dessert is spelled with TWO S's! | 1.3191 | 0.04964 | 141 | 105 | 27 | 9 |
2039 | AirBnB really needs spell-check. | 1.3191 | 0.04861 | 141 | 104 | 29 | 8 |
2040 | I told you dessert was spelled with two ss | 1.3191 | 0.04964 | 141 | 105 | 27 | 9 |
2041 | Let’s wait till tomorrow. That’s my cheat day. | 1.3191 | 0.04648 | 141 | 102 | 33 | 6 |
2042 | Now I know why 'Fantasy Island' was more popular than "Survivor' | 1.3190 | 0.04497 | 163 | 120 | 34 | 9 |
2043 | And we've got the coconut milk to go with it. | 1.3190 | 0.04326 | 163 | 118 | 38 | 7 |
2044 | Does this mirage make my ass look fat? | 1.3188 | 0.05343 | 138 | 106 | 20 | 12 |
2045 | Of all the genies in the world, Harold, you find one who can't spell | 1.3188 | 0.05243 | 138 | 105 | 22 | 11 |
2046 | I could really use a cup of coffee right now. | 1.3188 | 0.04931 | 138 | 102 | 28 | 8 |
2047 | Kind of gives new meaning to 'desserted' island. | 1.3188 | 0.05243 | 138 | 105 | 22 | 11 |
2048 | This is a desert isle . . . THAT is a dessert isle. | 1.3188 | 0.05037 | 138 | 103 | 26 | 9 |
2049 | Because the candyman can. | 1.3188 | 0.05141 | 138 | 104 | 24 | 10 |
2050 | That's odd! No salt-water toffee! | 1.3188 | 0.05037 | 138 | 103 | 26 | 9 |
2051 | With our luck, this tree will drop another coconut as soon as we get over there. | 1.3188 | 0.04823 | 138 | 101 | 30 | 7 |
2052 | You'll live much longer on this island without the extra sugar | 1.3188 | 0.04639 | 160 | 119 | 31 | 10 |
2053 | Well, I must say, America does look great again. | 1.3186 | 0.05373 | 113 | 83 | 24 | 6 |
2054 | They must be survivors from the Good Ship Lollypop. | 1.3185 | 0.04778 | 135 | 98 | 31 | 6 |
2055 | I think it's debris from the Good Ship Lollipop | 1.3185 | 0.05114 | 135 | 101 | 25 | 9 |
2056 | What time is low tide? | 1.3185 | 0.04661 | 135 | 97 | 33 | 5 |
2057 | Well at least its much healthier over here | 1.3185 | 0.05114 | 135 | 101 | 25 | 9 |
2058 | I see roast beef and pizza. | 1.3185 | 0.05004 | 135 | 100 | 27 | 8 |
2059 | I thought it was only a typo. | 1.3185 | 0.04785 | 157 | 118 | 28 | 11 |
2060 | No, not a desert island. | 1.3185 | 0.04953 | 157 | 120 | 24 | 13 |
2061 | Do you think it comes in peace? | 1.3185 | 0.04785 | 157 | 118 | 28 | 11 |
2062 | Dessert has two ‘S’s you idiot. | 1.3182 | 0.04936 | 154 | 117 | 25 | 12 |
2063 | It's an inflatable island. The sharks use it to trick us into swimming to it. | 1.3182 | 0.05021 | 154 | 118 | 23 | 13 |
2064 | Six days on low-carb island, then one day over there... | 1.3182 | 0.04966 | 132 | 97 | 28 | 7 |
2065 | A lifetime on the hips doesn't seem like such a bad deal right now. | 1.3182 | 0.04936 | 154 | 117 | 25 | 12 |
2066 | Why couldn't we have been stranded on that desserted island? | 1.3182 | 0.04936 | 154 | 117 | 25 | 12 |
2067 | Calling it a Land seems generous. | 1.3179 | 0.04826 | 151 | 113 | 28 | 10 |
2068 | Ever been desserted before? | 1.3179 | 0.04916 | 151 | 114 | 26 | 11 |
2069 | That island looks pretty sweet. | 1.3179 | 0.04639 | 151 | 111 | 32 | 8 |
2070 | I was never good at spelling. | 1.3179 | 0.05005 | 151 | 115 | 24 | 12 |
2071 | If this is a desert island, that's a dessert island. | 1.3179 | 0.04733 | 151 | 112 | 30 | 9 |
2072 | Reminds me. Need to see a dentist. | 1.3179 | 0.04733 | 151 | 112 | 30 | 9 |
2073 | Those sharks are clever little buggers aren’t they? | 1.3179 | 0.04826 | 151 | 113 | 28 | 10 |
2074 | So this is how fasting feels like. | 1.3179 | 0.04344 | 151 | 108 | 38 | 5 |
2075 | My shrink told me there'd be days like this. | 1.3179 | 0.04639 | 151 | 111 | 32 | 8 |
2076 | Don't blame me, blame Autocorrect. | 1.3178 | 0.05160 | 129 | 96 | 25 | 8 |
2077 | That place looks pretty sweet. | 1.3178 | 0.05276 | 129 | 97 | 23 | 9 |
2078 | You have your mirage, I’ll have mine | 1.3178 | 0.05276 | 129 | 97 | 23 | 9 |
2079 | Just my luck, it's the Good Ship Lollipop. | 1.3178 | 0.05276 | 129 | 97 | 23 | 9 |
2080 | Now, that's what I had in mind when I told the genie I'd like to be stranded with you on a dessert island. | 1.3178 | 0.05390 | 129 | 98 | 21 | 10 |
2081 | And Mexico paid for it. | 1.3178 | 0.05501 | 129 | 99 | 19 | 11 |
2082 | It's kind of a look but don't touch sort of thing. | 1.3176 | 0.04501 | 148 | 107 | 35 | 6 |
2083 | How is your dental coverage? | 1.3176 | 0.04701 | 148 | 109 | 31 | 8 |
2084 | Great, now I feel like some cold milk. | 1.3176 | 0.04985 | 148 | 112 | 25 | 11 |
2085 | I would have chosen the dessert island. | 1.3176 | 0.05255 | 148 | 115 | 19 | 14 |
2086 | On the plus side, our island is 100% gluten-free. | 1.3176 | 0.04985 | 148 | 112 | 25 | 11 |
2087 | To hell what they think -- I prefer our minimalism. | 1.3175 | 0.05121 | 126 | 93 | 26 | 7 |
2088 | I wish WE lived on a desserted island | 1.3172 | 0.04559 | 145 | 105 | 34 | 6 |
2089 | Weird, I’ve never really noticed that strawberry before. | 1.3172 | 0.04559 | 145 | 105 | 34 | 6 |
2090 | This is why I didn't want to buy an amusement park in a flood zone. | 1.3172 | 0.04962 | 145 | 109 | 26 | 10 |
2091 | I’m rethinking your comment about this being our just deserts. | 1.3172 | 0.04663 | 145 | 106 | 32 | 7 |
2092 | But it's almost swimsuit season. | 1.3172 | 0.05151 | 145 | 111 | 22 | 12 |
2093 | Let's give Gretel another hour. | 1.3172 | 0.04962 | 145 | 109 | 26 | 10 |
2094 | Well, at least we have these hallucinogens! | 1.3172 | 0.04864 | 145 | 108 | 28 | 9 |
2095 | Just like I said, only a matter of time before gentrification starts to change this place. | 1.3171 | 0.04304 | 164 | 119 | 38 | 7 |
2096 | I think it's symbolic. | 1.3171 | 0.04474 | 164 | 121 | 34 | 9 |
2097 | Mirage? No. It’s climate change. That’s Big Rock Candy Mountain. | 1.3171 | 0.05074 | 123 | 90 | 27 | 6 |
2098 | A desserted island never sounded so good. | 1.3169 | 0.05034 | 142 | 107 | 25 | 10 |
2099 | I should've booked 'desserted' island instead of 'deserted' island! | 1.3169 | 0.04727 | 142 | 104 | 31 | 7 |
2100 | You’re in luck, I’m a dentist. | 1.3169 | 0.05034 | 142 | 107 | 25 | 10 |
2101 | Nice but no shade. | 1.3169 | 0.04934 | 142 | 106 | 27 | 9 |
2102 | I think I’m still full from lunch. | 1.3169 | 0.04934 | 142 | 106 | 27 | 9 |
2103 | That's why you should always use spell check. | 1.3169 | 0.05132 | 142 | 108 | 23 | 11 |
2104 | This always happens as soon as I hit my goal weight. | 1.3169 | 0.05034 | 142 | 107 | 25 | 10 |
2105 | What three things would you want on a desserted island? | 1.3168 | 0.04614 | 161 | 120 | 31 | 10 |
2106 | Really, I'd rather enjoy it from here than swim the channel and discover it's a mirage. | 1.3168 | 0.04354 | 161 | 117 | 37 | 7 |
2107 | Even my mirages spell desert wrong. | 1.3165 | 0.05309 | 139 | 107 | 20 | 12 |
2108 | Those castaways are getting their just desserts . | 1.3165 | 0.04901 | 139 | 103 | 28 | 8 |
2109 | The sand is always sweeter on the other mirage | 1.3165 | 0.05309 | 139 | 107 | 20 | 12 |
2110 | Would you stop humming "Big Rock Candy Mountain"? | 1.3165 | 0.04498 | 158 | 116 | 34 | 8 |
2111 | Finally, you're using the term "dessert island" properly! | 1.3165 | 0.04759 | 158 | 119 | 28 | 11 |
2112 | You really need to learn how to spell. | 1.3164 | 0.04883 | 177 | 139 | 20 | 18 |
2113 | If you could take one thing to a desert island, take a homonym | 1.3162 | 0.05291 | 136 | 104 | 21 | 11 |
2114 | Casting did say it's like "The Biggest Loser" meets "Temptation Island." | 1.3162 | 0.04633 | 136 | 98 | 33 | 5 |
2115 | Oh,look--a dessert-ed island. | 1.3162 | 0.05187 | 136 | 103 | 23 | 10 |
2116 | If you stare long enough, a sexy dental hygienist appears, too. | 1.3162 | 0.04633 | 136 | 98 | 33 | 5 |
2117 | Nice try. Now, try wishing for the whole cruise ship, not just the dessert buffet. | 1.3162 | 0.04862 | 136 | 100 | 29 | 7 |
2118 | It’s the mushrooms. | 1.3162 | 0.05187 | 136 | 103 | 23 | 10 |
2119 | If I had 2 cannibals and a canoe I could work this out. | 1.3162 | 0.04749 | 136 | 99 | 31 | 6 |
2120 | I’d rather be on that desserted island. | 1.3161 | 0.04461 | 155 | 113 | 35 | 7 |
2121 | I don't care that you're a dentist. I'm going anyway. | 1.3161 | 0.04735 | 155 | 116 | 29 | 10 |
2122 | This is what Hell must feel like. | 1.3161 | 0.04645 | 155 | 115 | 31 | 9 |
2123 | How come we didn't wash up on a dessert island? | 1.3161 | 0.04993 | 155 | 119 | 23 | 13 |
2124 | Shouldn’t Hansel and Gretel be back by now? | 1.3158 | 0.05149 | 152 | 118 | 20 | 14 |
2125 | I was just one S off. | 1.3158 | 0.05048 | 133 | 99 | 26 | 8 |
2126 | No, actually I prayed for the good SHIP Lollipop. | 1.3158 | 0.04977 | 152 | 116 | 24 | 12 |
2127 | That's strange, the mirage I see is covered in mate, kombucha and kale | 1.3158 | 0.05048 | 133 | 99 | 26 | 8 |
2128 | It's a lifeboat from the Good Ship Lollipop! | 1.3158 | 0.04613 | 152 | 112 | 32 | 8 |
2129 | I had always hoped to live in the Sandwich Isles. | 1.3158 | 0.04613 | 152 | 112 | 32 | 8 |
2130 | There's no way of escaping these cravings. | 1.3158 | 0.04888 | 152 | 115 | 26 | 11 |
2131 | If you don't think it's a mirage, then swim to it." | 1.3158 | 0.05048 | 133 | 99 | 26 | 8 |
2132 | I don't mind that it's junk food, but no way it's locally sourced. | 1.3158 | 0.04707 | 152 | 113 | 30 | 9 |
2133 | No Hansel, we are not going over there! Don't you ever learn? | 1.3158 | 0.04888 | 152 | 115 | 26 | 11 |
2134 | If the gummy sharks don’t get you the cavities will. | 1.3158 | 0.04613 | 152 | 112 | 32 | 8 |
2135 | I'm on the Castaway Diet.. | 1.3154 | 0.04956 | 149 | 113 | 25 | 11 |
2136 | I swear I spelled it with two s’s in the GPS | 1.3154 | 0.05136 | 149 | 115 | 21 | 13 |
2137 | Don’t do it, Jerry. It’s loaded with high fructose corn sugar. You’ll never make it back. | 1.3154 | 0.04674 | 149 | 110 | 31 | 8 |
2138 | I've been over there once. The guy who lives there is really creepy. | 1.3154 | 0.04864 | 149 | 112 | 27 | 10 |
2139 | Race you for the donut. | 1.3154 | 0.04770 | 149 | 111 | 29 | 9 |
2140 | I wouldn't. It's just empty calories. | 1.3154 | 0.04864 | 149 | 112 | 27 | 10 |
2141 | No man is an island, but I'm claiming that one. | 1.3154 | 0.04956 | 149 | 113 | 25 | 11 |
2142 | Too bad we weren't marooned on a Dessert Island. | 1.3154 | 0.04770 | 149 | 111 | 29 | 9 |
2143 | You’re lucky-you landed on the healthy island. | 1.3154 | 0.04770 | 149 | 111 | 29 | 9 |
2144 | Come on! At least we’ll die in a diabetic coma with a smile on our faces and red dye on our lips. | 1.3154 | 0.04576 | 149 | 109 | 33 | 7 |
2145 | So you misspelled dessert on our destination vacation request | 1.3154 | 0.04576 | 149 | 109 | 33 | 7 |
2146 | Is deserted spelled with one s or two? | 1.3154 | 0.05126 | 130 | 97 | 25 | 8 |
2147 | No kale, no carrots, no Évian--who needs it, really? | 1.3154 | 0.04765 | 130 | 94 | 31 | 5 |
2148 | I wouldn't. I hear there are gummy sharks in these waters. | 1.3154 | 0.05241 | 130 | 98 | 23 | 9 |
2149 | I bet their coffee sucks. | 1.3152 | 0.04533 | 165 | 123 | 32 | 10 |
2150 | You don't suppose this is some kind of maritime variation on 'Hansel and Gretel', do you? | 1.3152 | 0.04195 | 165 | 119 | 40 | 6 |
2151 | You go, I’m not doing sugar this month. | 1.3152 | 0.04533 | 165 | 123 | 32 | 10 |
2152 | Ever get Sugar cravings, Mike?” “Yeh, I guess they come in waves | 1.3151 | 0.05027 | 146 | 111 | 24 | 11 |
2153 | Don't try to sugarcoat it, we missed the sweet spot. | 1.3151 | 0.04933 | 146 | 110 | 26 | 10 |
2154 | Naw, not for a cupcake, but maybe for that doughnut with sprinkles! | 1.3151 | 0.04428 | 146 | 105 | 36 | 5 |
2155 | I'm dieting right now, but you go ahead. | 1.3151 | 0.04636 | 146 | 107 | 32 | 7 |
2156 | You realize that I will still cannibalize you eventually. | 1.3151 | 0.05121 | 146 | 112 | 22 | 12 |
2157 | Even if we get over there, eat everything, and get rescued, we'll still hate our jobs. | 1.3151 | 0.04933 | 146 | 110 | 26 | 10 |
2158 | Ever wish you'd taken swimming lessons as a kid? | 1.3150 | 0.05208 | 127 | 95 | 24 | 8 |
2159 | You can argue with the facts all you want. Desert Island is not spelled the same as Dessert Island. | 1.3150 | 0.05087 | 127 | 94 | 26 | 7 |
2160 | I think it's just a mirage brought on by our carb-free lifestyle. | 1.3148 | 0.04505 | 162 | 120 | 33 | 9 |
2161 | Desert, dessert. I always get them confused. | 1.3148 | 0.04673 | 162 | 122 | 29 | 11 |
2162 | I ordered it yesterday on Amazon Prime. | 1.3147 | 0.04803 | 143 | 106 | 29 | 8 |
2163 | My father was a coconut farmer, I’m a coconut farmer, and some day you will be a coconut farmer. | 1.3147 | 0.04593 | 143 | 104 | 33 | 6 |
2164 | I'm sorry, Fred, I thought it was just a typo on the map. | 1.3147 | 0.05004 | 143 | 108 | 25 | 10 |
2165 | All things considered, avoiding tooth decay and diabetes doesn't concern me now. | 1.3147 | 0.04593 | 143 | 104 | 33 | 6 |
2166 | No way. It'll rot my tooth. | 1.3147 | 0.05197 | 143 | 110 | 21 | 12 |
2167 | Don’t even think about it. Let’s wait ‘til some healthier food choices float by. | 1.3145 | 0.05168 | 124 | 92 | 25 | 7 |
2168 | I guess I could learn to swim, but who’s got the time? | 1.3145 | 0.05039 | 124 | 91 | 27 | 6 |
2169 | You can't swim, and I'm a diabetic. | 1.3145 | 0.04562 | 159 | 118 | 32 | 9 |
2170 | I wish we had landed on the dessert island! | 1.3145 | 0.04562 | 159 | 118 | 32 | 9 |
2171 | I'm ready to try the North Beach diet. | 1.3145 | 0.04898 | 159 | 122 | 24 | 13 |
2172 | We shoulda gone all inclusive. | 1.3143 | 0.04975 | 140 | 105 | 26 | 9 |
2173 | At least we have a view... | 1.3143 | 0.04764 | 140 | 103 | 30 | 7 |
2174 | It's the subscription bonus from Blue Apron. | 1.3143 | 0.04871 | 140 | 104 | 28 | 8 |
2175 | Let’s swim to the dessert island. | 1.3143 | 0.04975 | 140 | 105 | 26 | 9 |
2176 | And I thought it couldn't get any better than Appetizer Island! | 1.3143 | 0.04764 | 140 | 103 | 30 | 7 |
2177 | In hindsight, we should have saved the bridge for last. | 1.3143 | 0.05078 | 140 | 106 | 24 | 10 |
2178 | At least we're not on that desserted island. | 1.3143 | 0.04764 | 140 | 103 | 30 | 7 |
2179 | Do you ever wish we'd washed up on a desserted island? | 1.3143 | 0.04975 | 140 | 105 | 26 | 9 |
2180 | What ain't it got? It ain't got dames! | 1.3143 | 0.04975 | 140 | 105 | 26 | 9 |
2181 | It's that Milton Bradley timeshare option again..... | 1.3141 | 0.04437 | 156 | 114 | 35 | 7 |
2182 | Are hallucinations part of a low carb diet? | 1.3141 | 0.04437 | 156 | 114 | 35 | 7 |
2183 | We're on the glutton free island. | 1.3141 | 0.04437 | 156 | 114 | 35 | 7 |
2184 | Why couldn't we be stranded on a desserted island. | 1.3141 | 0.04796 | 156 | 118 | 27 | 11 |
2185 | I thought you meant deserted island | 1.3141 | 0.04965 | 156 | 120 | 23 | 13 |
2186 | Even God can't spell any more. | 1.3139 | 0.05258 | 137 | 105 | 21 | 11 |
2187 | I doubt the natives are canibals. | 1.3139 | 0.05155 | 137 | 104 | 23 | 10 |
2188 | Bob? Don't panic, but you're starting to look like a Twizzler. | 1.3139 | 0.05155 | 137 | 104 | 23 | 10 |
2189 | It may taste good, but you can't live on it. | 1.3139 | 0.04942 | 137 | 102 | 27 | 8 |
2190 | Why didn't we opt for "dessert island'? | 1.3137 | 0.04680 | 153 | 114 | 30 | 9 |
2191 | Maybe later, but now I couldn’t eat another thing. | 1.3137 | 0.04680 | 153 | 114 | 30 | 9 |
2192 | And then as we swim back, we can work off the calories. | 1.3137 | 0.04587 | 153 | 113 | 32 | 8 |
2193 | There’s so much you can blame on spell check. | 1.3136 | 0.04212 | 169 | 123 | 39 | 7 |
2194 | So Harry.... What are you giving up for Lent ? | 1.3134 | 0.04421 | 134 | 95 | 36 | 3 |
2195 | I don't know. Does the term Trojan Horse come to mind here. | 1.3134 | 0.05341 | 134 | 103 | 20 | 11 |
2196 | I wonder when we’re going to start hallucinating? | 1.3134 | 0.05126 | 134 | 101 | 24 | 9 |
2197 | My guess, the food is overpriced and drinks are watered down. | 1.3134 | 0.04668 | 134 | 97 | 32 | 5 |
2198 | It’s too bad that I’m a dentist and that you’re a nutritionist. | 1.3133 | 0.04647 | 150 | 111 | 31 | 8 |
2199 | This is what I get for letting you book our vacation over the phone. | 1.3133 | 0.04928 | 150 | 114 | 25 | 11 |
2200 | So what will it be then Edward? Starvation or tooth decay? | 1.3133 | 0.04743 | 150 | 112 | 29 | 9 |
2201 | All because of a silly spelling error! | 1.3133 | 0.04349 | 150 | 108 | 37 | 5 |
2202 | I now see low-carb for the elitist cultural imperialism it really is. | 1.3133 | 0.04669 | 166 | 126 | 28 | 12 |
2203 | But this island has the better view | 1.3133 | 0.04510 | 166 | 124 | 32 | 10 |
2204 | So THAT'S the "Good Ship Lollipop! | 1.3130 | 0.05093 | 131 | 98 | 25 | 8 |
2205 | No, Thomas, it's not a mirage--just a typo. | 1.3130 | 0.05207 | 131 | 99 | 23 | 9 |
2206 | It's my hallucination cheat day. | 1.3130 | 0.05318 | 131 | 100 | 21 | 10 |
2207 | Yesterday's mirage was the entree list .Today it's the desert tray. | 1.3130 | 0.05093 | 131 | 98 | 25 | 8 |
2208 | That gluten-free diet is getting to you- I see only a palm tree. | 1.3130 | 0.04976 | 131 | 97 | 27 | 7 |
2209 | You had to pick Jumanji over Candy Land... | 1.3129 | 0.04808 | 147 | 110 | 28 | 9 |
2210 | Probably not a good time to start the keto diet | 1.3129 | 0.04808 | 147 | 110 | 28 | 9 |
2211 | Dude... that is one sweet looking island. | 1.3129 | 0.04507 | 147 | 107 | 34 | 6 |
2212 | I call dibs on the strawberry | 1.3129 | 0.04710 | 147 | 109 | 30 | 8 |
2213 | I hope the Sugar Plum Ferry arrives on schedule. | 1.3129 | 0.04566 | 163 | 122 | 31 | 10 |
2214 | I heard that everyone goes through this, but day 3 of the juice cleanse gets better. | 1.3129 | 0.04566 | 163 | 122 | 31 | 10 |
2215 | Well-argued mate, but I still think Brexit was the way to go. | 1.3129 | 0.04729 | 163 | 124 | 27 | 12 |
2216 | As advertised, the view is spectacular. | 1.3129 | 0.04482 | 163 | 121 | 33 | 9 |
2217 | Well, we do get a cheat day... | 1.3125 | 0.04459 | 144 | 104 | 35 | 5 |
2218 | I can’t. My cheat day isn’t until Sunday. | 1.3125 | 0.04774 | 144 | 107 | 29 | 8 |
2219 | The genie couldn't spell. | 1.3125 | 0.04875 | 144 | 108 | 27 | 9 |
2220 | No, Monopoly is the most popular board game I don’t understand how Candy Land even popped into your head | 1.3125 | 0.05406 | 128 | 98 | 20 | 10 |
2221 | Yeah I know, but we have to wait til "cheat" day | 1.3125 | 0.04671 | 144 | 106 | 31 | 7 |
2222 | Guys look - we're saved! Humans! | 1.3125 | 0.05070 | 144 | 110 | 23 | 11 |
2223 | Dude, we can't play 'I spy' if you're just going to make things up | 1.3125 | 0.04707 | 160 | 121 | 28 | 11 |
2224 | I've read somewhere that deaths due to sugar intake vastly outnumber deaths due to shark attacks. I believe the safest play here is to wait it out. | 1.3125 | 0.04875 | 144 | 108 | 27 | 9 |
2225 | Looks like the Big Rock Candy Mountain is experiencing climate change. | 1.3125 | 0.05165 | 144 | 111 | 21 | 12 |
2226 | Having dessert first could spoil our appetites. | 1.3125 | 0.05406 | 128 | 98 | 20 | 10 |
2227 | Dibs on the donut. | 1.3125 | 0.04774 | 144 | 107 | 29 | 8 |
2228 | The wreck of the Good Ship Lollipop | 1.3125 | 0.05165 | 144 | 111 | 21 | 12 |
2229 | Can you swim, Hansel? | 1.3125 | 0.04974 | 144 | 109 | 25 | 10 |
2230 | type one or two? | 1.3125 | 0.05030 | 160 | 125 | 20 | 15 |
2231 | So, you can't swim either? | 1.3125 | 0.04974 | 144 | 109 | 25 | 10 |
2232 | Dude, sugar'll kill ya. | 1.3125 | 0.04671 | 144 | 106 | 31 | 7 |
2233 | You go first | 1.3125 | 0.04450 | 160 | 118 | 34 | 8 |
2234 | You know, if it wasn't for global warming it'd be one island. | 1.3125 | 0.04623 | 160 | 120 | 30 | 10 |
2235 | Don’t fall for the shark’s silly games. | 1.3125 | 0.05070 | 144 | 110 | 23 | 11 |
2236 | I look forward to these hypoglycemic hallucinations , they really breakup the day" | 1.3121 | 0.04533 | 173 | 131 | 30 | 12 |
2237 | How can we get to the desserted island? | 1.3121 | 0.04533 | 173 | 131 | 30 | 12 |
2238 | When I agreed, I thought Candy Land was a board game. | 1.3121 | 0.04769 | 157 | 119 | 27 | 11 |
2239 | They won't last stranded in the hot sun. | 1.3121 | 0.04595 | 157 | 117 | 31 | 9 |
2240 | I bet ya ten bucks theres a witch in a bikini over there. | 1.3121 | 0.04945 | 141 | 106 | 26 | 9 |
2241 | The dessert island was already booked | 1.3121 | 0.04517 | 141 | 102 | 34 | 5 |
2242 | Don't get excited. That's where props for "The Nutcracker" stay from New Year's to Thanksgiving. | 1.3121 | 0.05243 | 141 | 109 | 20 | 12 |
2243 | Sure I’m tempted, but I’ve almost reached my target weight. | 1.3120 | 0.05133 | 125 | 93 | 25 | 7 |
2244 | Let me know when you smell or see the Italian sub. | 1.3117 | 0.04745 | 154 | 116 | 28 | 10 |
2245 | I would guess that the natives are friendly. | 1.3117 | 0.04654 | 154 | 115 | 30 | 9 |
2246 | On a positive note, we get to keep our beach bodies. | 1.3116 | 0.05325 | 138 | 107 | 19 | 12 |
2247 | Here's an easy way to remember the difference: on "Dessert Island," you always want a second. | 1.3116 | 0.05018 | 138 | 104 | 25 | 9 |
2248 | It’s rumored to mark the last resting place of the Good Ship Lollipop. | 1.3114 | 0.04566 | 167 | 126 | 30 | 11 |
2249 | Because I'm a dentist, damn it." | 1.3113 | 0.04809 | 151 | 114 | 27 | 10 |
2250 | No, I have not read Roald Dahl, and why do you ask? | 1.3113 | 0.04426 | 151 | 110 | 35 | 6 |
2251 | Nah! That stuf'll kill ya, Buddy! | 1.3113 | 0.04621 | 151 | 112 | 31 | 8 |
2252 | This is the last time I'll take your advice | 1.3113 | 0.04325 | 151 | 109 | 37 | 5 |
2253 | That island melts in your mouth not on your hands | 1.3113 | 0.04989 | 151 | 116 | 23 | 12 |
2254 | That's the one with two S's. | 1.3113 | 0.04809 | 151 | 114 | 27 | 10 |
2255 | Is this acid hitting you, too? | 1.3113 | 0.05076 | 151 | 117 | 21 | 13 |
2256 | Talk about being in the wrong place at the wrong time | 1.3113 | 0.04989 | 151 | 116 | 23 | 12 |
2257 | Yes Bob, it is ironic that if you add an "s" to the middle of "desert" you get "dessert". | 1.3111 | 0.04984 | 135 | 101 | 26 | 8 |
2258 | I am begging you: can you please stop with the “dessert island” jokes? | 1.3111 | 0.05306 | 135 | 104 | 20 | 11 |
2259 | It sucks to be one consonant away from making it to dessert island. | 1.3111 | 0.04477 | 180 | 137 | 30 | 13 |
2260 | Maybe you should swim over there first, Gretel. | 1.3111 | 0.04477 | 180 | 137 | 30 | 13 |
2261 | So that’s what they mean by dessert island. | 1.3111 | 0.04984 | 135 | 101 | 26 | 8 |
2262 | Do you suppose it could be, "the good ship, lollypop? | 1.3111 | 0.05306 | 135 | 104 | 20 | 11 |
2263 | How does the five second rule apply here? | 1.3111 | 0.05201 | 135 | 103 | 22 | 10 |
2264 | I guess we got our just deserts | 1.3111 | 0.05094 | 135 | 102 | 24 | 9 |
2265 | No thanks, I'm still trying to keep my beach body | 1.3110 | 0.04287 | 164 | 120 | 37 | 7 |
2266 | Now, whaddaya say we go fatten you up? | 1.3110 | 0.04704 | 164 | 125 | 27 | 12 |
2267 | Now is not the time to lecture me about empty calories. | 1.3108 | 0.04875 | 148 | 112 | 26 | 10 |
2268 | I thought you said "meet me by the candy aisle." | 1.3108 | 0.04875 | 148 | 112 | 26 | 10 |
2269 | The candy cane means that it must be Christmas Island | 1.3108 | 0.04780 | 148 | 111 | 28 | 9 |
2270 | I'm a cannibal. | 1.3108 | 0.04683 | 148 | 110 | 30 | 8 |
2271 | Yes, we have no bananas | 1.3108 | 0.04482 | 148 | 108 | 34 | 6 |
2272 | Whereever we go,tempation follows | 1.3106 | 0.04825 | 132 | 97 | 29 | 6 |
2273 | If the gummy sharks don't kill you, the diabetes will. | 1.3106 | 0.04825 | 132 | 97 | 29 | 6 |
2274 | Where bon bons play on the sunny beach of peppermint bay | 1.3106 | 0.04825 | 132 | 97 | 29 | 6 |
2275 | Don't fall for it, Jake. Those aliens think they can fool us. | 1.3106 | 0.05060 | 132 | 99 | 25 | 8 |
2276 | You better think twice - life expectancy over there is 5.3 years lower than here. | 1.3106 | 0.04338 | 161 | 118 | 36 | 7 |
2277 | I wonder if there are gummy sharks? | 1.3106 | 0.04682 | 161 | 122 | 28 | 11 |
2278 | Well, at least the view is pretty sweet... | 1.3106 | 0.04513 | 161 | 120 | 32 | 9 |
2279 | We can swim over tomorrow, on my cheat day. | 1.3103 | 0.04206 | 174 | 128 | 38 | 8 |
2280 | I hear the old lady who lives there likes to bake. | 1.3103 | 0.04540 | 145 | 106 | 33 | 6 |
2281 | The last things you want out here are diabetes and rotten teeth. | 1.3103 | 0.04644 | 145 | 107 | 31 | 7 |
2282 | THEY NEED A FLOAT THRU WINDOW. | 1.3103 | 0.04324 | 145 | 104 | 37 | 4 |
2283 | You always see the cheesecake on the next island, and never the cheesecake sitting right next to you. | 1.3103 | 0.04846 | 145 | 109 | 27 | 9 |
2284 | Crusoe's birthday already? That year flew. | 1.3103 | 0.04944 | 145 | 110 | 25 | 10 |
2285 | Meh. I'm more a savory guy. | 1.3103 | 0.05254 | 116 | 86 | 24 | 6 |
2286 | On the bright side, I'm doing a great job keeping my New Year's resolutions. | 1.3103 | 0.04746 | 145 | 108 | 29 | 8 |
2287 | But are they local? | 1.3103 | 0.04944 | 145 | 110 | 25 | 10 |
2288 | Trees are overrated. | 1.3103 | 0.04846 | 145 | 109 | 27 | 9 |
2289 | I hear Wonka wants a foothold in the South China Sea... | 1.3103 | 0.04846 | 145 | 109 | 27 | 9 |
2290 | Sure, it's probably a hallucination, but if I have to eat one more coconut, I'm going to scream. | 1.3103 | 0.04540 | 145 | 106 | 33 | 6 |
2291 | It's all that's left of the big rock-candy mountain after the great climate-change floods. | 1.3101 | 0.04743 | 158 | 120 | 27 | 11 |
2292 | I'm telling you, it's the sharks. | 1.3101 | 0.04481 | 158 | 117 | 33 | 8 |
2293 | I have heard of "pie in the sky" but this view "takes the cake" | 1.3101 | 0.04570 | 158 | 118 | 31 | 9 |
2294 | We've definitely entered the hallucination phase of keto. | 1.3101 | 0.05590 | 129 | 101 | 16 | 12 |
2295 | Have you noticed your hallucinations getting more and more elaborate? | 1.3101 | 0.05019 | 129 | 96 | 26 | 7 |
2296 | Hard to believe that adding an 's' to desert makes such a difference. | 1.3101 | 0.05369 | 129 | 99 | 20 | 10 |
2297 | The sharks do that. | 1.3099 | 0.04640 | 171 | 131 | 27 | 13 |
2298 | Ok, so our options are either A), i eat you on this deserted island, or B), I eat myself to death on that deserted island. | 1.3099 | 0.04088 | 171 | 124 | 41 | 6 |
2299 | That's not what we ordered! | 1.3099 | 0.04812 | 142 | 106 | 28 | 8 |
2300 | Yeah, but are they happy? | 1.3099 | 0.04707 | 142 | 105 | 30 | 7 |
2301 | I'm telling you, the sharks put it there. | 1.3099 | 0.05016 | 142 | 108 | 24 | 10 |
2302 | But if both of us can see it, how can it be a mirage? | 1.3099 | 0.04707 | 142 | 105 | 30 | 7 |
2303 | Somewhere out there there's a pastry chef working without measuring cups. | 1.3099 | 0.04812 | 142 | 106 | 28 | 8 |
2304 | That's what I meant when I said I wanted to be on a "desserted" island! | 1.3099 | 0.04707 | 142 | 105 | 30 | 7 |
2305 | Next time I choose the Airbnb. | 1.3099 | 0.04915 | 142 | 107 | 26 | 9 |
2306 | It’s been on the market for years. | 1.3099 | 0.05114 | 142 | 109 | 22 | 11 |
2307 | And that's what's left of the Good Ship Lollipop." | 1.3099 | 0.04915 | 142 | 107 | 26 | 9 |
2308 | In 1885 the good ship Lollypop hit a coral reef yonder. | 1.3099 | 0.04812 | 142 | 106 | 28 | 8 |
2309 | That’s just the tip of the icecream. | 1.3099 | 0.04490 | 142 | 103 | 34 | 5 |
2310 | So I'm not a good speller! Whoever heard of a genie requiring wishes to be submitted in writing? | 1.3099 | 0.04812 | 142 | 106 | 28 | 8 |
2311 | It's just a hunch, but life seems sweeter over on that desserted island. | 1.3097 | 0.04444 | 155 | 114 | 34 | 7 |
2312 | Yes, better than another mobile phone shop. But still overdone. | 1.3097 | 0.04628 | 155 | 116 | 30 | 9 |
2313 | You say "desert" I say "dessert". | 1.3097 | 0.04806 | 155 | 118 | 26 | 11 |
2314 | On the bright side, we aren’t pre-diabetic. | 1.3097 | 0.04806 | 155 | 118 | 26 | 11 |
2315 | Really? You see a burger and fries there? | 1.3097 | 0.04806 | 155 | 118 | 26 | 11 |
2316 | What could go wrong?" | 1.3097 | 0.04537 | 155 | 115 | 32 | 8 |
2317 | I told you the oceans were filling up with garbage. | 1.3095 | 0.04697 | 168 | 129 | 26 | 13 |
2318 | I always wondered what happens to day-old pastries. | 1.3095 | 0.05459 | 126 | 97 | 19 | 10 |
2319 | I still think we were right about our zoning decision. | 1.3095 | 0.05341 | 126 | 96 | 21 | 9 |
2320 | But it doesn't have a tree! | 1.3095 | 0.05459 | 126 | 97 | 19 | 10 |
2321 | When you said "desserted" island- that's what I thought you meant. | 1.3095 | 0.04972 | 126 | 93 | 27 | 6 |
2322 | What....You've never heard of a Dessert Island before? | 1.3095 | 0.05221 | 126 | 95 | 23 | 8 |
2323 | Say, it’s only a fibreglass cake sailing by on a cardboard sea, but it wouldn’t be make-believe if you believed in me. | 1.3094 | 0.05389 | 139 | 109 | 17 | 13 |
2324 | Is it just me or are we on the wrooooooong island? | 1.3094 | 0.04549 | 139 | 101 | 33 | 5 |
2325 | I don't know about you, but I think they're mocking us. | 1.3094 | 0.04662 | 139 | 102 | 31 | 6 |
2326 | We do get an occasional Swedish Fish, but that's about it. | 1.3094 | 0.04773 | 139 | 103 | 29 | 7 |
2327 | Tempting yes but it sure looks like a cane mutiny is looming. | 1.3094 | 0.04662 | 139 | 102 | 31 | 6 |
2328 | It's called Trump Tax Cuts Island....looks tempting, but ultimately little guys like you and me end up with a lot of pain. | 1.3094 | 0.05671 | 139 | 112 | 11 | 16 |
2329 | Oh! With TWO S’s! | 1.3094 | 0.04662 | 139 | 102 | 31 | 6 |
2330 | Of course. The one time you spell 'desert' correctly. | 1.3092 | 0.05047 | 152 | 118 | 21 | 13 |
2331 | In retrospect, I’d rather die of type two diabetes." | 1.3092 | 0.04781 | 152 | 115 | 27 | 10 |
2332 | We're in the wrong cartoon. | 1.3092 | 0.04689 | 152 | 114 | 29 | 9 |
2333 | Alexa, book me a trip to a dessert island. | 1.3092 | 0.04689 | 152 | 114 | 29 | 9 |
2334 | There's plenty of nice treats here on the vegan island too | 1.3092 | 0.04960 | 152 | 117 | 23 | 12 |
2335 | That must be the one I saw in the brochure. | 1.3092 | 0.04689 | 152 | 114 | 29 | 9 |
2336 | Did The Good Ship Lollipop sink? | 1.3091 | 0.04834 | 165 | 128 | 23 | 14 |
2337 | You go. I don't want to put back all the weight I lost on the island diet. | 1.3091 | 0.04599 | 165 | 125 | 29 | 11 |
2338 | Imagine being stranded on a dessert island! | 1.3091 | 0.05441 | 110 | 82 | 22 | 6 |
2339 | You explore the island. I’ll try to catch a Swedish fish. | 1.3089 | 0.05180 | 123 | 92 | 24 | 7 |
2340 | And to think my greatest dream was always to be stranded on an island alone with you. | 1.3088 | 0.04841 | 136 | 101 | 28 | 7 |
2341 | Too bad! You can't swim and I gave up sweets for Lent. | 1.3088 | 0.04727 | 136 | 100 | 30 | 6 |
2342 | Who knew the genie couldn't spell dessert when I made the wish? | 1.3088 | 0.04952 | 136 | 102 | 26 | 8 |
2343 | I'll check it out and see if its real. There is no reason for you to come along. | 1.3088 | 0.04611 | 136 | 99 | 32 | 5 |
2344 | Should we invite them over? | 1.3088 | 0.04841 | 136 | 101 | 28 | 7 |
2345 | This low carb diet makes me see things. | 1.3088 | 0.04952 | 136 | 102 | 26 | 8 |
2346 | Lucky for us, we got the gluten free island. | 1.3087 | 0.04557 | 149 | 110 | 32 | 7 |
2347 | Yeah, but how many calories would we burn swimming there? | 1.3087 | 0.04847 | 149 | 113 | 26 | 10 |
2348 | ... I'm still going to eat you Karl, I just don't have much of a sweet tooth. | 1.3087 | 0.04752 | 149 | 112 | 28 | 9 |
2349 | You know what they say, a moment on the lips a lifetime on the hips. | 1.3087 | 0.04847 | 149 | 113 | 26 | 10 |
2350 | I don’t care if it is a mirage. I’m swimming over! | 1.3087 | 0.04656 | 149 | 111 | 30 | 8 |
2351 | Those desserted islands are the leading cause of castaway obesity." | 1.3087 | 0.04752 | 149 | 112 | 28 | 9 |
2352 | Do you think the cupcakes are debating whether they should come here and eat us? | 1.3087 | 0.04847 | 149 | 113 | 26 | 10 |
2353 | I don’t want to spoil my appetite. | 1.3087 | 0.04656 | 149 | 111 | 30 | 8 |
2354 | So, it's not just a spelling mistake after all... | 1.3086 | 0.04739 | 162 | 124 | 26 | 12 |
2355 | I told you there were two S's when you booked our trip, but you just wouldn't listen. | 1.3086 | 0.04819 | 162 | 125 | 24 | 13 |
2356 | We're not going to fall for the old Hansel and Gretel trick! | 1.3086 | 0.04225 | 162 | 118 | 38 | 6 |
2357 | I told you to grab your insulin. | 1.3083 | 0.05397 | 120 | 91 | 21 | 8 |
2358 | But I booked us on the dessert island. | 1.3083 | 0.05139 | 133 | 101 | 23 | 9 |
2359 | You go ahead. I’m watching my weight. | 1.3083 | 0.05139 | 133 | 101 | 23 | 9 |
2360 | Yeah, before the floods that used to be the big rock candy mountain. | 1.3083 | 0.05248 | 133 | 102 | 21 | 10 |
2361 | I’m really more of savory guy, anyway | 1.3082 | 0.04514 | 146 | 107 | 33 | 6 |
2362 | What do you say we swim over to Dessert Island after dinner? | 1.3082 | 0.04617 | 146 | 108 | 31 | 7 |
2363 | I thought we already got our just desserts. | 1.3082 | 0.05010 | 146 | 112 | 23 | 11 |
2364 | Those flying saucers will do anything to get attention. | 1.3082 | 0.05010 | 146 | 112 | 23 | 11 |
2365 | It's a shame, but thanks to global warming, that's all that's left of Big Rock Candy Mountain. | 1.3082 | 0.05103 | 146 | 113 | 21 | 12 |
2366 | Maybe if we declared a state of emergency we could afford to build a big, beautiful bridge. | 1.3082 | 0.05010 | 146 | 112 | 23 | 11 |
2367 | I'm waiting for my cheat day. | 1.3082 | 0.04617 | 146 | 108 | 31 | 7 |
2368 | I see the sharks have upscaled their bait. | 1.3082 | 0.04817 | 146 | 110 | 27 | 9 |
2369 | No, I clearly said swim to the dessert island! | 1.3082 | 0.04817 | 146 | 110 | 27 | 9 |
2370 | Listen, I've been thinking, this island is getting a bit small for the two of us... | 1.3082 | 0.04514 | 146 | 107 | 33 | 6 |
2371 | I still don’t understand what a homonym is. | 1.3082 | 0.05010 | 146 | 112 | 23 | 11 |
2372 | I'd prefer the "Good Ship, Lollipop." | 1.3082 | 0.04717 | 159 | 121 | 27 | 11 |
2373 | The only problem will be swimming back | 1.3082 | 0.04545 | 159 | 119 | 31 | 9 |
2374 | On the other hand, the swimming would count against the calorie gain..... | 1.3082 | 0.04457 | 159 | 118 | 33 | 8 |
2375 | Yeah, but the view is pretty sweet. | 1.3082 | 0.04367 | 159 | 117 | 35 | 7 |
2376 | Last week it was entrees | 1.3077 | 0.04573 | 143 | 105 | 32 | 6 |
2377 | And how much did you pay for this desserted island getaway? | 1.3077 | 0.04441 | 169 | 127 | 32 | 10 |
2378 | It's just as well. I have sensitivities to imaginary gluten. | 1.3077 | 0.05083 | 143 | 110 | 22 | 11 |
2379 | I’d rather die of starvation than of diabetes. | 1.3077 | 0.04441 | 169 | 127 | 32 | 10 |
2380 | It looks as though Global Warming has gotten to the Big Rock Candy Mountain. | 1.3077 | 0.04986 | 130 | 97 | 26 | 7 |
2381 | They say it's bigger below the surface. | 1.3077 | 0.04783 | 143 | 107 | 28 | 8 |
2382 | Bet it's all past the expiration date! | 1.3077 | 0.05083 | 143 | 110 | 22 | 11 |
2383 | A mirage, or just plastic? I'm guessing plastic. | 1.3077 | 0.05333 | 130 | 100 | 20 | 10 |
2384 | Who ever heard of a dessert island? | 1.3077 | 0.05083 | 143 | 110 | 22 | 11 |
2385 | If your not here in the morning, I will understand ." | 1.3077 | 0.04512 | 156 | 116 | 32 | 8 |
2386 | At least ours is all-inclusive | 1.3077 | 0.04692 | 156 | 118 | 28 | 10 |
2387 | Feels more desserted today, doesn’t it? | 1.3077 | 0.04679 | 143 | 106 | 30 | 7 |
2388 | No, I’m Keto...I see bacon, eggs, and butter. | 1.3077 | 0.05333 | 130 | 100 | 20 | 10 |
2389 | If we knew how to swim, we would die happy! | 1.3077 | 0.04603 | 156 | 117 | 30 | 9 |
2390 | It appears they're baking, too. | 1.3077 | 0.04865 | 130 | 96 | 28 | 6 |
2391 | Are you kidding? I just got beach-body ready. | 1.3072 | 0.04244 | 166 | 122 | 37 | 7 |
2392 | We seemed to have chosen the wrong island. | 1.3072 | 0.04495 | 166 | 125 | 31 | 10 |
2393 | As your life coach, therapist and dentist, I advise against it, but hey, what have you got to lose? | 1.3072 | 0.04413 | 166 | 124 | 33 | 9 |
2394 | For once a positive effect of global warming. | 1.3072 | 0.04932 | 153 | 118 | 23 | 12 |
2395 | Do you think there might be jellyfish? | 1.3072 | 0.04475 | 153 | 113 | 33 | 7 |
2396 | How sweet it is! | 1.3072 | 0.04932 | 153 | 118 | 23 | 12 |
2397 | Whaddaya say? Do you still have room? | 1.3072 | 0.04278 | 153 | 111 | 37 | 5 |
2398 | Before global warming that was the Big Rock Candy Mountain | 1.3072 | 0.04932 | 153 | 118 | 23 | 12 |
2399 | Just think, Gloria, we've discovered an uncharted dessert island | 1.3072 | 0.04754 | 153 | 116 | 27 | 10 |
2400 | You remembered! | 1.3072 | 0.04932 | 153 | 118 | 23 | 12 |
2401 | Well, they say the glacé is always greener... | 1.3071 | 0.05058 | 140 | 107 | 23 | 10 |
2402 | What I'd give to be stranded on a dessert island. | 1.3071 | 0.04956 | 140 | 106 | 25 | 9 |
2403 | I prefer savory, thanks. | 1.3071 | 0.04289 | 140 | 100 | 37 | 3 |
2404 | I thought “dessert island” was a typo | 1.3071 | 0.05159 | 140 | 108 | 21 | 11 |
2405 | Dang Spell Check! I know I typed "Dessert Island"! | 1.3071 | 0.04634 | 140 | 103 | 31 | 6 |
2406 | Should we build a wall? | 1.3071 | 0.05058 | 140 | 107 | 23 | 10 |
2407 | The lingerie photo shoot is still #1. | 1.3071 | 0.05354 | 140 | 110 | 17 | 13 |
2408 | Eh, the whole pun thing kind of puts me off. | 1.3071 | 0.04744 | 140 | 104 | 29 | 7 |
2409 | Pinch me. | 1.3071 | 0.04851 | 140 | 105 | 27 | 8 |
2410 | Why couldn’t we have washed ashore a desserted island?! | 1.3071 | 0.04634 | 140 | 103 | 31 | 6 |
2411 | If only we’d been stranded on that dessert island. | 1.3071 | 0.05535 | 127 | 99 | 17 | 11 |
2412 | I prefer coconuts. | 1.3071 | 0.05185 | 127 | 96 | 23 | 8 |
2413 | I'd love to, but I've only got one refill left on my Insulin prescription. | 1.3071 | 0.05535 | 127 | 99 | 17 | 11 |
2414 | All of a sudden I have a craving for double consonants. | 1.3071 | 0.05185 | 127 | 96 | 23 | 8 |
2415 | apparently the last residents died of diabetes. | 1.3068 | 0.04538 | 176 | 135 | 28 | 13 |
2416 | they all died from hyperglycemia | 1.3068 | 0.04466 | 176 | 134 | 30 | 12 |
2417 | If you sing Big Rock Candy Mountain one more time I’ll smack you. | 1.3067 | 0.04380 | 163 | 121 | 34 | 8 |
2418 | I'm not gonna bother. I don't see any chocolate. | 1.3067 | 0.04432 | 150 | 110 | 34 | 6 |
2419 | Yeah, but they're just empty calories. | 1.3067 | 0.04911 | 150 | 115 | 24 | 11 |
2420 | No one told me that dessert island was an option | 1.3067 | 0.04911 | 150 | 115 | 24 | 11 |
2421 | It's the downside of being a good speller | 1.3067 | 0.04725 | 150 | 113 | 28 | 9 |
2422 | You on a diet? | 1.3066 | 0.05029 | 137 | 104 | 24 | 9 |
2423 | Can we reconsider the Paleo thing? | 1.3066 | 0.05029 | 137 | 104 | 24 | 9 |
2424 | Don't bother. It's just empty calories. Besides, sharks. | 1.3066 | 0.04811 | 137 | 102 | 28 | 7 |
2425 | Hard to believe that's all that remains of the Good Ship Lollipop. | 1.3066 | 0.05029 | 137 | 104 | 24 | 9 |
2426 | I'm pretty sure I saw the donut wink at me. | 1.3066 | 0.04811 | 137 | 102 | 28 | 7 |
2427 | I get that the rule is no dessert until after dinner, but we haven't eaten anything in weeks. | 1.3066 | 0.04464 | 137 | 99 | 34 | 4 |
2428 | If it looks too good to be true, it probably is too good to be true. | 1.3066 | 0.05029 | 137 | 104 | 24 | 9 |
2429 | Tempting, but swimsuit season *is* just around the corner. | 1.3065 | 0.05144 | 124 | 93 | 24 | 7 |
2430 | As a diabetic dentist, I find God’s sense of humor disillusioning. | 1.3064 | 0.04519 | 173 | 132 | 29 | 12 |
2431 | One “S” really matters. | 1.3064 | 0.04444 | 173 | 131 | 31 | 11 |
2432 | It's the island of unwanted carbs. | 1.3062 | 0.04607 | 160 | 121 | 29 | 10 |
2433 | Don't worry, we'll burn off the carbs swimming back. | 1.3062 | 0.04252 | 160 | 117 | 37 | 6 |
2434 | They're just empty calories. | 1.3062 | 0.04433 | 160 | 119 | 33 | 8 |
2435 | No insulin, they all died | 1.3062 | 0.04856 | 160 | 124 | 23 | 13 |
2436 | Flotsam from the Good Ship Lollipop | 1.3061 | 0.04980 | 147 | 113 | 23 | 11 |
2437 | Sure it's tempting but look at all we'd be leaving behind. | 1.3061 | 0.04789 | 147 | 111 | 27 | 9 |
2438 | Don't dessert me! | 1.3061 | 0.04980 | 147 | 113 | 23 | 11 |
2439 | It’s “Survivor Candyland” | 1.3061 | 0.04590 | 147 | 109 | 31 | 7 |
2440 | I should’ve taken those swimming lessons more seriously. | 1.3061 | 0.04885 | 147 | 112 | 25 | 10 |
2441 | Ooh. Glad I saved room for dessert! | 1.3061 | 0.04488 | 147 | 108 | 33 | 6 |
2442 | You should see the salad bar! | 1.3061 | 0.04590 | 147 | 109 | 31 | 7 |
2443 | Believe me, I will NEVER mix up "desert" and "dessert" again! | 1.3060 | 0.05106 | 134 | 102 | 23 | 9 |
2444 | Looks like we were an S short of a dessert island getaway. | 1.3060 | 0.04994 | 134 | 101 | 25 | 8 |
2445 | I told you not to waste your one wish for our old Candyland game | 1.3060 | 0.04994 | 134 | 101 | 25 | 8 |
2446 | I thought you said we were going to a dessert island. | 1.3060 | 0.05106 | 134 | 102 | 23 | 9 |
2447 | She was a good ship, the Lollipop was. | 1.3058 | 0.04817 | 121 | 88 | 29 | 4 |
2448 | Damn this Jello Sea. | 1.3058 | 0.04958 | 121 | 89 | 27 | 5 |
2449 | I'm glad we didn't go for anything so tasteless. | 1.3057 | 0.04578 | 157 | 118 | 30 | 9 |
2450 | O.K. Just this once. | 1.3057 | 0.04666 | 157 | 119 | 28 | 10 |
2451 | Another dessert island | 1.3057 | 0.04578 | 157 | 118 | 30 | 9 |
2452 | I dunno. How many calories do you think we'd burn swimming over? | 1.3057 | 0.04666 | 157 | 119 | 28 | 10 |
2453 | Its huge mouth is just below the waterline. | 1.3056 | 0.04856 | 144 | 109 | 26 | 9 |
2454 | Disney is everywhere. | 1.3056 | 0.04955 | 144 | 110 | 24 | 10 |
2455 | Just a little advice from a lifelong vegan, that crap will kill you. | 1.3056 | 0.05147 | 144 | 112 | 20 | 12 |
2456 | Sure, we could swim over there. But then we’d feel awful about ourselves the next day. | 1.3056 | 0.04755 | 144 | 108 | 28 | 8 |
2457 | Aren’t you glad we cut out sugar? | 1.3056 | 0.04438 | 144 | 105 | 34 | 5 |
2458 | Good stealth design, but the periscopes are a bit too obvious. | 1.3056 | 0.04856 | 144 | 109 | 26 | 9 |
2459 | Nothing tastes as good as mirages look. | 1.3056 | 0.04546 | 144 | 106 | 32 | 6 |
2460 | I vote for leaving Low Carb Island. | 1.3054 | 0.04471 | 167 | 126 | 31 | 10 |
2461 | It's what happens when Titanic meets a Shirley Temple film. | 1.3053 | 0.05071 | 131 | 99 | 24 | 8 |
2462 | It is the quintessental desserted island. | 1.3053 | 0.05185 | 131 | 100 | 22 | 9 |
2463 | The sand shark spent all night setting that up for us. | 1.3053 | 0.04953 | 131 | 98 | 26 | 7 |
2464 | This is why he's Moby-Dick and not Moby-Nice | 1.3053 | 0.05407 | 131 | 102 | 18 | 11 |
2465 | I'd kill to have all that. | 1.3052 | 0.04637 | 154 | 116 | 29 | 9 |
2466 | I say it’s more Koons than it is Christo. | 1.3052 | 0.04544 | 154 | 115 | 31 | 8 |
2467 | Plastic garbage vortex, or the big rock candy mountain? | 1.3051 | 0.04890 | 118 | 86 | 28 | 4 |
2468 | I knew I should have spell- checked "dessert." | 1.3051 | 0.05036 | 118 | 87 | 26 | 5 |
2469 | Those sharks really mean to get us this time. | 1.3051 | 0.05451 | 118 | 90 | 20 | 8 |
2470 | Well, at least it’s not deserted. | 1.3050 | 0.04925 | 141 | 107 | 25 | 9 |
2471 | I always pass on dessert islands. | 1.3050 | 0.04606 | 141 | 104 | 31 | 6 |
2472 | I really would have preferred the Good Ship Lollipop. | 1.3050 | 0.05027 | 141 | 108 | 23 | 10 |
2473 | That’s one sweet island | 1.3050 | 0.04715 | 141 | 105 | 29 | 7 |
2474 | It can only be described as a horrid pun. | 1.3050 | 0.04715 | 141 | 105 | 29 | 7 |
2475 | We probably shouldn’t have eaten the banana float first. | 1.3050 | 0.04821 | 141 | 106 | 27 | 8 |
2476 | Our mirages have grown so cliché. | 1.3050 | 0.05027 | 141 | 108 | 23 | 10 |
2477 | A. I have been in the sun too long and it's a mirage. B. The sharks have gotten sophisticated. | 1.3050 | 0.04821 | 141 | 106 | 27 | 8 |
2478 | I regret asking for the sugar-free option. | 1.3050 | 0.04925 | 141 | 107 | 25 | 9 |
2479 | looks sweet over there | 1.3050 | 0.04821 | 141 | 106 | 27 | 8 |
2480 | And here we are, so close to a desserted island. | 1.3050 | 0.05027 | 141 | 108 | 23 | 10 |
2481 | The presentation is a little tacky... | 1.3049 | 0.04357 | 164 | 122 | 34 | 8 |
2482 | No, no. We’re on a desert island, that’s a dessert island. | 1.3047 | 0.05268 | 128 | 98 | 21 | 9 |
2483 | I don’t like the way they’re looking at us. | 1.3047 | 0.04905 | 128 | 95 | 27 | 6 |
2484 | We really lucked out. That other island would have ruined my diet. | 1.3047 | 0.04648 | 128 | 93 | 31 | 4 |
2485 | That's the icing on the cake, Larry | 1.3046 | 0.04791 | 151 | 115 | 26 | 10 |
2486 | I'm praying it's a loading port for the Good Ship Lollipop. | 1.3046 | 0.04407 | 151 | 111 | 34 | 6 |
2487 | They’re never as good as they look. | 1.3046 | 0.04506 | 151 | 112 | 32 | 7 |
2488 | Not much of a dessert man, myself. I prefer savory. | 1.3046 | 0.04603 | 151 | 113 | 30 | 8 |
2489 | Why did it have to be the Good Ship Lollipop that crashed? | 1.3046 | 0.04698 | 151 | 114 | 28 | 9 |
2490 | You see two women? Where are your priorities, dude? | 1.3046 | 0.04603 | 151 | 113 | 30 | 8 |
2491 | It’s the Galollilopagos island | 1.3046 | 0.04190 | 174 | 129 | 37 | 8 |
2492 | What if we just don't tell your doctor? | 1.3043 | 0.04666 | 161 | 123 | 27 | 11 |
2493 | I think I'd prefer THAT desserted island. | 1.3043 | 0.04781 | 138 | 103 | 28 | 7 |
2494 | I don’t know. These coconuts are almost ripe. | 1.3043 | 0.04669 | 138 | 102 | 30 | 6 |
2495 | The Good Ship Lollypop's surviving crew members wait for rescue on the sunny beach of Peppermint Bay. | 1.3043 | 0.04669 | 138 | 102 | 30 | 6 |
2496 | All I’m saying is, if I’m going to die, I might as well die of diabetes. | 1.3043 | 0.04890 | 138 | 104 | 26 | 8 |
2497 | You go first, I'll let you know if I see any sharks. | 1.3043 | 0.04497 | 161 | 121 | 31 | 9 |
2498 | The second s is important. | 1.3043 | 0.04997 | 138 | 105 | 24 | 9 |
2499 | I saw some sharks build that last night. | 1.3043 | 0.05683 | 115 | 89 | 17 | 9 |
2500 | Damn, and me with no toothbrush. | 1.3043 | 0.04582 | 161 | 122 | 29 | 10 |
2501 | That’s the real temptation island! | 1.3043 | 0.04497 | 161 | 121 | 31 | 9 |
2502 | None of it will taste as good as thin feels. | 1.3043 | 0.05102 | 138 | 106 | 22 | 10 |
2503 | Desert","dessert",whoever knew it would make such a difference | 1.3041 | 0.04857 | 148 | 113 | 25 | 10 |
2504 | I have to admit I thought Temptation Island would be different. | 1.3041 | 0.04462 | 148 | 109 | 33 | 6 |
2505 | I like this place better.Its classic | 1.3041 | 0.04761 | 148 | 112 | 27 | 9 |
2506 | Dessert, not desert. | 1.3041 | 0.04761 | 148 | 112 | 27 | 9 |
2507 | They all pair beautifully with coconut. | 1.3041 | 0.04462 | 148 | 109 | 33 | 6 |
2508 | It's amazing what a single "s" can do to your life. | 1.3041 | 0.04857 | 148 | 113 | 25 | 10 |
2509 | Maybe I should've swam over to you. | 1.3041 | 0.05222 | 148 | 117 | 17 | 14 |
2510 | I don’t know if I spelled it wrong, or if my Genie mis-read it, but the bottom line is Dessert Island is over there, and I am here. | 1.3041 | 0.04950 | 148 | 114 | 23 | 11 |
2511 | Obviously a typo. | 1.3040 | 0.05474 | 125 | 97 | 18 | 10 |
2512 | Stupid autocorrect. | 1.3038 | 0.04894 | 158 | 123 | 22 | 13 |
2513 | I just don't think anyone would buy a memoir called "Stranded on a Dessert Island." | 1.3038 | 0.04372 | 158 | 117 | 34 | 7 |
2514 | At least we'll live longer. | 1.3038 | 0.04640 | 158 | 120 | 28 | 10 |
2515 | Why is our island only deserted? | 1.3038 | 0.04372 | 158 | 117 | 34 | 7 |
2516 | Nice try dessert shark! | 1.3038 | 0.04811 | 158 | 122 | 24 | 12 |
2517 | The swim should burn off the calories. | 1.3038 | 0.04553 | 158 | 119 | 30 | 9 |
2518 | Unless there is an insulin island nearby, I suggest we stay here. | 1.3037 | 0.04962 | 135 | 102 | 25 | 8 |
2519 | I'm afraid I'm starting to hallucinate. You don't see kale, do you? | 1.3037 | 0.04962 | 135 | 102 | 25 | 8 |
2520 | I’m more of a savory kind of guy. | 1.3037 | 0.04734 | 135 | 100 | 29 | 6 |
2521 | But what are its tax policies? | 1.3037 | 0.04734 | 135 | 100 | 29 | 6 |
2522 | At least we're stranded on the "healthy-choices" island. | 1.3037 | 0.05073 | 135 | 103 | 23 | 9 |
2523 | A little gaudy if you ask me. | 1.3037 | 0.05073 | 135 | 103 | 23 | 9 |
2524 | I never would have expected that our final Survivor competition would be an Atkins diet challenge. | 1.3037 | 0.05180 | 135 | 104 | 21 | 10 |
2525 | Well, now there's more for us, and the shark is probably full. | 1.3037 | 0.04962 | 135 | 102 | 25 | 8 |
2526 | I understand son, I just feel this island is more authentic and besides, coconut milk is a healthy alternative. | 1.3037 | 0.04495 | 135 | 98 | 33 | 4 |
2527 | The Good Ship Lollipop" would have been sufficient. | 1.3037 | 0.05073 | 135 | 103 | 23 | 9 |
2528 | Trick or Treat? | 1.3037 | 0.04850 | 135 | 101 | 27 | 7 |
2529 | Our coconuts are healthier, son. | 1.3037 | 0.04734 | 135 | 100 | 29 | 6 |
2530 | I'd rather not, every time we go there I gain ten pounds. | 1.3036 | 0.04683 | 168 | 130 | 25 | 13 |
2531 | I thought the option with the extra ‘s’ was a typo | 1.3034 | 0.04727 | 145 | 109 | 28 | 8 |
2532 | I always wondered where the Good Ship Lollipop docked. | 1.3034 | 0.04624 | 145 | 108 | 30 | 7 |
2533 | Someday I'll learn to spell "dessert." | 1.3034 | 0.04925 | 145 | 111 | 24 | 10 |
2534 | You go, I’m gluten free. | 1.3034 | 0.04827 | 145 | 110 | 26 | 9 |
2535 | I always wondered what happened to the Good Ship Lollipop. | 1.3034 | 0.05021 | 145 | 112 | 22 | 11 |
2536 | For the next wish, can you please turn off the auto-correct? | 1.3034 | 0.04925 | 145 | 111 | 24 | 10 |
2537 | There must be easier ways to explain trade with China to me. | 1.3034 | 0.04624 | 145 | 108 | 30 | 7 |
2538 | Dang, at least we got a sweet view. | 1.3034 | 0.04624 | 145 | 108 | 30 | 7 |
2539 | Yes, they said the rehab is going to be hard. | 1.3034 | 0.04519 | 145 | 107 | 32 | 6 |
2540 | I didn’t realize Weight Watchers would be so literal. | 1.3034 | 0.04624 | 145 | 108 | 30 | 7 |
2541 | what was the name of that board game we played as a kid? | 1.3034 | 0.04519 | 145 | 107 | 32 | 6 |
2542 | Now all we need is to survive a sugar crash. | 1.3034 | 0.04624 | 145 | 108 | 30 | 7 |
2543 | I don't care if it's a mirage. That's how I met you, isn't it? | 1.3033 | 0.05446 | 122 | 94 | 19 | 9 |
2544 | I’ve always fantasized about spending time on a desserted island. | 1.3033 | 0.05446 | 122 | 94 | 19 | 9 |
2545 | Never let a dyslexic book your vacation. | 1.3033 | 0.05059 | 122 | 91 | 25 | 6 |
2546 | It sure looks sweeter on the other side! | 1.3032 | 0.04519 | 155 | 116 | 31 | 8 |
2547 | Let's try the desserted island. | 1.3030 | 0.05037 | 132 | 100 | 24 | 8 |
2548 | Methinks it be jetsam from The Good Ship Lollipop. | 1.3030 | 0.05037 | 132 | 100 | 24 | 8 |
2549 | The Good Ship Lollipop stopped there last night. | 1.3030 | 0.04583 | 165 | 126 | 28 | 11 |
2550 | Yeah, but it doesn't have you | 1.3030 | 0.05151 | 132 | 101 | 22 | 9 |
2551 | I don't see any bacon, do you?? | 1.3028 | 0.04687 | 142 | 106 | 29 | 7 |
2552 | How was I suppose to know Desserted Island wasn't a typo? | 1.3028 | 0.05095 | 142 | 110 | 21 | 11 |
2553 | Sharks? I'm worried about diabetes. | 1.3028 | 0.04792 | 142 | 107 | 27 | 8 |
2554 | Yeah, but there's like, zero nutritional value over there. | 1.3028 | 0.04239 | 142 | 102 | 37 | 3 |
2555 | I thought these were desert islands | 1.3028 | 0.04579 | 142 | 105 | 31 | 6 |
2556 | I know they say "the grass is always greener" but I'm struggling to see the downfall of the other side right now. | 1.3028 | 0.05095 | 142 | 110 | 21 | 11 |
2557 | You’re right. It wasn’t there yesterday. It must be an ile flottant. | 1.3028 | 0.04895 | 142 | 108 | 25 | 9 |
2558 | I recommend The tiramisu. | 1.3028 | 0.04579 | 142 | 105 | 31 | 6 |
2559 | Another one of God's little jokes. | 1.3028 | 0.04687 | 142 | 106 | 29 | 7 |
2560 | Are we just deserted or did we get our just desserts? | 1.3028 | 0.04895 | 142 | 108 | 25 | 9 |
2561 | Even if I could swim, I’m still a diabetic. | 1.3026 | 0.04282 | 152 | 111 | 36 | 5 |
2562 | Darn gerrymandering! | 1.3026 | 0.04671 | 152 | 115 | 28 | 9 |
2563 | Are you sure this isn't a board game? | 1.3026 | 0.04577 | 152 | 114 | 30 | 8 |
2564 | I think we should lay off the LSD. | 1.3026 | 0.04943 | 152 | 118 | 22 | 12 |
2565 | No, I’m pretty sure it’s not vegan. | 1.3025 | 0.04298 | 162 | 120 | 35 | 7 |
2566 | It's crazy that neither of us can swim. | 1.3025 | 0.04803 | 162 | 126 | 23 | 13 |
2567 | There's just no way to know if it's my cheat day. | 1.3023 | 0.05233 | 129 | 99 | 21 | 9 |
2568 | Do you think it's an all inclusive? | 1.3022 | 0.04527 | 139 | 102 | 32 | 5 |
2569 | If you had remembered the extra 's', we'd be vacationing on dessert island. | 1.3022 | 0.05172 | 139 | 108 | 20 | 11 |
2570 | I always wondered why they called them "desserted. | 1.3022 | 0.05370 | 139 | 110 | 16 | 13 |
2571 | Yes, you have done some amazing things with fish and coconuts. | 1.3022 | 0.04860 | 139 | 105 | 26 | 8 |
2572 | But that’s what this one looked like from a distance, too! | 1.3022 | 0.04752 | 139 | 104 | 28 | 7 |
2573 | Sharks" hell! What about the gluten?? | 1.3022 | 0.04527 | 139 | 102 | 32 | 5 |
2574 | We need to update the spelling on our GPS. | 1.3020 | 0.04733 | 149 | 113 | 27 | 9 |
2575 | Harold and Karen would never mistake desert for dessert again. | 1.3020 | 0.04921 | 149 | 115 | 23 | 11 |
2576 | It looks much better from a distance. | 1.3020 | 0.04119 | 149 | 107 | 39 | 3 |
2577 | I left cuz I’m on a low-carb diet. What about you? | 1.3020 | 0.04538 | 149 | 111 | 31 | 7 |
2578 | Just another deserted island. | 1.3020 | 0.04828 | 149 | 114 | 25 | 10 |
2579 | You know, I've been rethinking this whole Paleo thing. | 1.3020 | 0.04637 | 149 | 112 | 29 | 8 |
2580 | These are a few of my favorite things. | 1.3020 | 0.04538 | 149 | 111 | 31 | 7 |
2581 | Funny, I once said I'd rather be marooned on a deserted island than play Candy Land ever again... | 1.3020 | 0.05013 | 149 | 116 | 21 | 12 |
2582 | But is it artisanal? | 1.3020 | 0.05013 | 149 | 116 | 21 | 12 |
2583 | Either that's a dessert island or my eyes made a typo. | 1.3019 | 0.04349 | 159 | 118 | 34 | 7 |
2584 | It’s just Fake Food! | 1.3019 | 0.04615 | 159 | 121 | 28 | 10 |
2585 | No way! Refined sugars will kill you. | 1.3019 | 0.04439 | 159 | 119 | 32 | 8 |
2586 | Not until you finish your dinner island. | 1.3016 | 0.05197 | 126 | 96 | 22 | 8 |
2587 | Coconuts are much healthier you said. | 1.3016 | 0.05073 | 126 | 95 | 24 | 7 |
2588 | That good ship tragically went down somewhere in this area. | 1.3015 | 0.05355 | 136 | 107 | 17 | 12 |
2589 | Looks like they're going all out for this year's Fyre festival. | 1.3015 | 0.04931 | 136 | 103 | 25 | 8 |
2590 | Before climate change, it was called Big Rock Candy Mountain. | 1.3015 | 0.05040 | 136 | 104 | 23 | 9 |
2591 | No, No, I told you to book us on a DESSERT island. | 1.3015 | 0.04931 | 136 | 103 | 25 | 8 |
2592 | Yes, but were they made in a plant that processes peanuts? | 1.3015 | 0.04705 | 136 | 101 | 29 | 6 |
2593 | What, no coffee? | 1.3015 | 0.04705 | 136 | 101 | 29 | 6 |
2594 | Nah, you go ahead. I'm really trying to cut down on sugar. | 1.3014 | 0.04597 | 146 | 109 | 30 | 7 |
2595 | That’s ok. You go. I’m on a diet. | 1.3014 | 0.04493 | 146 | 108 | 32 | 6 |
2596 | So if I swim butterfly, I'd burn an extra 200 calories? | 1.3014 | 0.04387 | 146 | 107 | 34 | 5 |
2597 | That cruise ruined sweets for me. | 1.3014 | 0.04896 | 146 | 112 | 24 | 10 |
2598 | Dude, if it's just a mirage how come we both see it? | 1.3014 | 0.04597 | 146 | 109 | 30 | 7 |
2599 | Some get stranded on a tropical island, some on a desert, and some on a... dessert? | 1.3013 | 0.04306 | 156 | 115 | 35 | 6 |
2600 | Dessert Island"? Must be a typo | 1.3013 | 0.04585 | 156 | 118 | 29 | 9 |
2601 | Thi is where a U-Boat sunk the Good Ship Lollipop. | 1.3013 | 0.04848 | 156 | 121 | 23 | 12 |
2602 | As a third grade teacher, I'm a little conflicted about seeing a dessert island. | 1.3013 | 0.04762 | 156 | 120 | 25 | 11 |
2603 | Aspartame. | 1.3012 | 0.04396 | 166 | 125 | 32 | 9 |
2604 | Wish we had a cakewalk | 1.3011 | 0.04303 | 176 | 133 | 33 | 10 |
2605 | Yup, climate change: the Big Rock Candy Mountain is almost under water. | 1.3008 | 0.05155 | 123 | 93 | 23 | 7 |
2606 | We finally found a diet that seems to work, and now this! | 1.3008 | 0.04889 | 133 | 100 | 26 | 7 |
2607 | We should have played Candy Land instead of survivor | 1.3008 | 0.05335 | 133 | 104 | 18 | 11 |
2608 | So that’s what you meant when you said you wanted a taste of paradise | 1.3008 | 0.05227 | 133 | 103 | 20 | 10 |
2609 | Do you think there's an island with pizza and beer? | 1.3008 | 0.04399 | 133 | 96 | 34 | 3 |
2610 | You go ahead---I'm running short of insulin. | 1.3008 | 0.04889 | 133 | 100 | 26 | 7 |
2611 | Hypoglycemia can really play games with your mind. | 1.3008 | 0.04651 | 133 | 98 | 30 | 5 |
2612 | At least, our island is non-GMO, vegan and gluten-free. | 1.3007 | 0.04966 | 143 | 110 | 23 | 10 |
2613 | If you can keep the sharks distracted, I’ll save you a cupcake. | 1.3007 | 0.04659 | 143 | 107 | 29 | 7 |
2614 | It's a mirage; they're really fruits and vegetables. | 1.3007 | 0.04763 | 143 | 108 | 27 | 8 |
2615 | Why'd we have to land on the Desert Island?! | 1.3007 | 0.04763 | 143 | 108 | 27 | 8 |
2616 | Nah, dream us a boat. | 1.3007 | 0.04659 | 143 | 107 | 29 | 7 |
2617 | Shall we desert the desert for the dessert? | 1.3007 | 0.04865 | 143 | 109 | 25 | 9 |
2618 | Just our luck; we didn't land on the Dessert Island | 1.3007 | 0.04645 | 153 | 116 | 28 | 9 |
2619 | Well ,I was fantasizing something a little more nutritious | 1.3007 | 0.04645 | 153 | 116 | 28 | 9 |
2620 | That’s a sweet view. | 1.3007 | 0.04736 | 153 | 117 | 26 | 10 |
2621 | In retrospect, I'm not sure that choosing 'a friend' as the one thing I would bring to a deserted island was the best choice. | 1.3007 | 0.04736 | 153 | 117 | 26 | 10 |
2622 | It's gotta be the wreckage of the Good Ship Lollipop! | 1.3007 | 0.04826 | 153 | 118 | 24 | 11 |
2623 | I think they 're from the wreck of the Good Ship Lollipop. | 1.3006 | 0.04449 | 163 | 123 | 31 | 9 |
2624 | Oh, The difference one ‘s’ can make! | 1.3006 | 0.04363 | 163 | 122 | 33 | 8 |
2625 | Tell me again why we didn’t opt for the “desserted island” package. | 1.3000 | 0.04935 | 140 | 107 | 24 | 9 |
2626 | What with your diabetes and my gluten allergy.....seriously? | 1.3000 | 0.05139 | 140 | 109 | 20 | 11 |
2627 | They're deserters from the Good Ship Lollipop. | 1.3000 | 0.04612 | 140 | 104 | 30 | 6 |
2628 | Oh, that's the Good Ship Lollipop's home port. | 1.3000 | 0.04965 | 120 | 89 | 26 | 5 |
2629 | I think it's a trick that looks like a treat | 1.3000 | 0.04309 | 150 | 110 | 35 | 5 |
2630 | Sweet view. Pity about the commute, though. | 1.3000 | 0.04935 | 140 | 107 | 24 | 9 |
2631 | After the Atkins and South Beach tribes fought to a standstill, another group took over. | 1.3000 | 0.05038 | 140 | 108 | 22 | 10 |
2632 | "Who was it that said, 'Life is short. Eat dessert first!'?" | 1.3000 | 0.04706 | 150 | 114 | 27 | 9 |
2633 | We have two choices- poor nutrition or no nutrition | 1.3000 | 0.05104 | 120 | 90 | 24 | 6 |
2634 | Go ahead. You can swim over but I think they look like antennae. | 1.3000 | 0.04706 | 150 | 114 | 27 | 9 |
2635 | It's a trap John... | 1.3000 | 0.04935 | 140 | 107 | 24 | 9 |
2636 | I can't help but think this is all just my dentist trolling me. | 1.3000 | 0.04612 | 140 | 104 | 30 | 6 |
2637 | Forget the sharks . . . sugar is the real killer. | 1.3000 | 0.04242 | 170 | 127 | 35 | 8 |
2638 | Mirage or meringue either way I’m going for it! | 1.3000 | 0.04612 | 140 | 104 | 30 | 6 |
2639 | It's just a typo. | 1.3000 | 0.04983 | 150 | 117 | 21 | 12 |
2640 | I picked the wrong week to go carb-free. | 1.3000 | 0.04723 | 140 | 105 | 28 | 7 |
2641 | Who knew there was such a thing as a desserted island? | 1.3000 | 0.04963 | 130 | 98 | 25 | 7 |
2642 | And then what? Die from type 2 diabetes? | 1.2994 | 0.04455 | 167 | 127 | 30 | 10 |
2643 | Damn, these sharks have an imagination! | 1.2994 | 0.04614 | 167 | 129 | 26 | 12 |
2644 | Think you can learn to swim before they build a wall? | 1.2994 | 0.04560 | 157 | 119 | 29 | 9 |
2645 | I'd like to buy an S. | 1.2994 | 0.04470 | 157 | 118 | 31 | 8 |
2646 | On paper, the difference seems negligible. | 1.2994 | 0.04560 | 157 | 119 | 29 | 9 |
2647 | I didn't notice that yesterday, did you? | 1.2994 | 0.04736 | 157 | 121 | 25 | 11 |
2648 | Lucky for me I'm a cannibal | 1.2994 | 0.04821 | 157 | 122 | 23 | 12 |
2649 | So much for your mirage. Now it's my turn. | 1.2994 | 0.04649 | 157 | 120 | 27 | 10 |
2650 | Just our luck: I’m diabetic and you’re watching your weight. | 1.2993 | 0.04867 | 147 | 113 | 24 | 10 |
2651 | If I'm going to hallucinate about food, I'd prefer Katz's deli. | 1.2993 | 0.04770 | 147 | 112 | 26 | 9 |
2652 | They’re stale | 1.2993 | 0.04770 | 147 | 112 | 26 | 9 |
2653 | Isn't it crazy how much difference a single letter makes? | 1.2993 | 0.04467 | 147 | 109 | 32 | 6 |
2654 | Sweet view. | 1.2993 | 0.04570 | 147 | 110 | 30 | 7 |
2655 | That's where the Good Ship Lollipop ran aground. | 1.2993 | 0.04867 | 147 | 113 | 24 | 10 |
2656 | I'm pretty sure it's a mirage, not meringue. | 1.2993 | 0.04867 | 147 | 113 | 24 | 10 |
2657 | Candy is in isle one. Palm oil is in this isle. | 1.2993 | 0.04961 | 147 | 114 | 22 | 11 |
2658 | I'm glad we left. | 1.2993 | 0.04900 | 137 | 104 | 25 | 8 |
2659 | I don’t know about you but maybe it’s time to reconsider this whole Paleo thing. | 1.2993 | 0.04900 | 137 | 104 | 25 | 8 |
2660 | It's probably a mirage, but how do you explain the smell? | 1.2993 | 0.04900 | 137 | 104 | 25 | 8 |
2661 | Don't bother. It's all store-bought. | 1.2993 | 0.04900 | 137 | 104 | 25 | 8 |
2662 | It is clearly a mirage: look at all those empty calories! | 1.2993 | 0.04789 | 137 | 103 | 27 | 7 |
2663 | Damn spell checker. | 1.2992 | 0.05513 | 127 | 100 | 16 | 11 |
2664 | Relax...they're probably not kosher for Passover. | 1.2992 | 0.04652 | 127 | 93 | 30 | 4 |
2665 | You're the one who said 'No-one uses travel agents in 2019'. | 1.2988 | 0.04253 | 164 | 122 | 35 | 7 |
2666 | This desert island is boring. We should upgrade to the dessert island package. | 1.2988 | 0.04592 | 164 | 126 | 27 | 11 |
2667 | do you think they're a mirage or we are? | 1.2987 | 0.04619 | 154 | 117 | 28 | 9 |
2668 | Last week my hallucination was BBQ Island. | 1.2987 | 0.04619 | 154 | 117 | 28 | 9 |
2669 | Id rather have a Continental Breakfast | 1.2987 | 0.04526 | 154 | 116 | 30 | 8 |
2670 | So, this is what Hell looks like. | 1.2987 | 0.04526 | 154 | 116 | 30 | 8 |
2671 | They call that a dessert island. | 1.2986 | 0.04735 | 144 | 109 | 27 | 8 |
2672 | Apparently it's an offshore sugar-tax haven. | 1.2986 | 0.04836 | 144 | 110 | 25 | 9 |
2673 | There's that "Dessert Island" you're always hearing about. | 1.2986 | 0.04631 | 144 | 108 | 29 | 7 |
2674 | Good luck. I've been trying to beat this Candy Crush level for the last nine years. | 1.2986 | 0.04836 | 144 | 110 | 25 | 9 |
2675 | Terrible time to be diabetic. | 1.2986 | 0.04416 | 144 | 106 | 33 | 5 |
2676 | If I didn't love coconuts so much I'd say we go for it! | 1.2986 | 0.04525 | 144 | 107 | 31 | 6 |
2677 | Must be for people marooned on a desert island who can't spell. | 1.2986 | 0.04935 | 144 | 111 | 23 | 10 |
2678 | I'd prefer a savory mirage. | 1.2986 | 0.04735 | 144 | 109 | 27 | 8 |
2679 | I hated candyland | 1.2985 | 0.04621 | 134 | 99 | 30 | 5 |
2680 | I think our genie had a hearing problem. I really did say "dessert island". | 1.2985 | 0.04972 | 134 | 102 | 24 | 8 |
2681 | Do you want to go out for lunch? | 1.2985 | 0.04621 | 134 | 99 | 30 | 5 |
2682 | I'm just saying, as our diet stands, we have room for one cheat day | 1.2985 | 0.05193 | 134 | 104 | 20 | 10 |
2683 | I had a dream like this once...without you. | 1.2985 | 0.05405 | 134 | 106 | 16 | 12 |
2684 | Sometimes I wish we were stranded on a dessert island. | 1.2984 | 0.05369 | 124 | 96 | 19 | 9 |
2685 | We can sail across on The Good Ship Lollipop". | 1.2982 | 0.04459 | 171 | 131 | 29 | 11 |
2686 | Travelocity autocorrected when I misspelled desert. | 1.2981 | 0.04565 | 161 | 123 | 28 | 10 |
2687 | Did you know there are two S's in dessert? | 1.2981 | 0.04118 | 161 | 118 | 38 | 5 |
2688 | I think the dessert chef went overboard. | 1.2981 | 0.04479 | 161 | 122 | 30 | 9 |
2689 | Even Candyland couldn't avoid Climate Change | 1.2981 | 0.04814 | 161 | 126 | 22 | 13 |
2690 | No, you go ahead. I'm on a cleanse. | 1.2980 | 0.04486 | 151 | 113 | 31 | 7 |
2691 | Don't get excited, it's just a dessert mirage. | 1.2980 | 0.04773 | 151 | 116 | 25 | 10 |
2692 | A mirage? I thought that only happened in the desert. | 1.2980 | 0.04584 | 151 | 114 | 29 | 8 |
2693 | Is this our just desert? | 1.2980 | 0.04486 | 151 | 113 | 31 | 7 |
2694 | Your inability to spell has really cost us this vacation. | 1.2980 | 0.04387 | 151 | 112 | 33 | 6 |
2695 | The hallucinations are becoming more unhealthy. | 1.2980 | 0.04486 | 151 | 113 | 31 | 7 |
2696 | My luck, I just started going paleo. | 1.2980 | 0.04584 | 151 | 114 | 29 | 8 |
2697 | If only it were organic. | 1.2980 | 0.04864 | 151 | 117 | 23 | 11 |
2698 | Looks good to me, and I'm a dentist. | 1.2980 | 0.04864 | 151 | 117 | 23 | 11 |
2699 | Not until tomorrow; that's my cheat day. | 1.2979 | 0.04905 | 141 | 108 | 24 | 9 |
2700 | You know you'll just end up ruining your appetite. | 1.2979 | 0.04905 | 141 | 108 | 24 | 9 |
2701 | You go. I'm on a low-sugar diet. | 1.2979 | 0.05107 | 141 | 110 | 20 | 11 |
2702 | Nouveau riche. | 1.2979 | 0.05205 | 141 | 111 | 18 | 12 |
2703 | As your dentist, I advice against it. | 1.2979 | 0.04694 | 141 | 106 | 28 | 7 |
2704 | The last thing we need is empty calories. | 1.2977 | 0.04686 | 131 | 97 | 29 | 5 |
2705 | Sure, but it's just empty calories. | 1.2976 | 0.04269 | 168 | 126 | 34 | 8 |
2706 | Sometimes I’m sorry I gave up carbs | 1.2975 | 0.04260 | 158 | 117 | 35 | 6 |
2707 | Tell me again. Is it dessert or desert? | 1.2975 | 0.04535 | 158 | 120 | 29 | 9 |
2708 | They say Sammy Davis, Jr. used to live there. | 1.2975 | 0.04164 | 158 | 116 | 37 | 5 |
2709 | I really wish I could swim. | 1.2975 | 0.04794 | 158 | 123 | 23 | 12 |
2710 | Is this a climate change issue? | 1.2973 | 0.04644 | 148 | 112 | 28 | 8 |
2711 | Too much sugar. My fantasy island is all carbs and pizza. | 1.2973 | 0.04742 | 148 | 113 | 26 | 9 |
2712 | Not without my toothbrush, Jim. | 1.2973 | 0.04544 | 148 | 111 | 30 | 7 |
2713 | It was the summit of the Big Rock Candy Mountain before climate change. | 1.2973 | 0.05115 | 148 | 117 | 18 | 13 |
2714 | Bummer, I thought it was Taco Tuesday. | 1.2973 | 0.04544 | 148 | 111 | 30 | 7 |
2715 | Big deal. They don't have a desalination plant either. | 1.2973 | 0.04932 | 148 | 115 | 22 | 11 |
2716 | Dessert island. Get it | 1.2973 | 0.04932 | 148 | 115 | 22 | 11 |
2717 | So close, yet so far. | 1.2973 | 0.04742 | 148 | 113 | 26 | 9 |
2718 | It's just empty calories. | 1.2973 | 0.04838 | 148 | 114 | 24 | 10 |
2719 | The frosting is always greener on the other island. | 1.2973 | 0.04337 | 148 | 109 | 34 | 5 |
2720 | It was a floating-island competition that got out of hand. | 1.2971 | 0.04459 | 175 | 135 | 28 | 12 |
2721 | Well yeah but I gave up sweets for Lent | 1.2971 | 0.04531 | 138 | 102 | 31 | 5 |
2722 | Just another example of the importance of spelling. | 1.2971 | 0.05185 | 138 | 108 | 19 | 11 |
2723 | We should have asked for the dessert not desert island | 1.2971 | 0.04976 | 138 | 106 | 23 | 9 |
2724 | Did the brochure say desert or dessert island? | 1.2971 | 0.04976 | 138 | 106 | 23 | 9 |
2725 | Only after we find a dinner island | 1.2971 | 0.04869 | 138 | 105 | 25 | 8 |
2726 | And you know, 90% of those dessertbergs are under water! | 1.2971 | 0.04759 | 138 | 104 | 27 | 7 |
2727 | I'm sure glad I left plenty of room for a desserted island. | 1.2970 | 0.04403 | 165 | 125 | 31 | 9 |
2728 | Yeah, it's fun, but parking's a nightmare. | 1.2970 | 0.04318 | 165 | 124 | 33 | 8 |
2729 | At least we have our insulin. | 1.2970 | 0.04231 | 165 | 123 | 35 | 7 |
2730 | The off-axis symmetry really irks me. | 1.2969 | 0.05005 | 128 | 97 | 24 | 7 |
2731 | Is it election time again already? | 1.2969 | 0.04753 | 128 | 95 | 28 | 5 |
2732 | Only on my cheat day | 1.2969 | 0.04753 | 128 | 95 | 28 | 5 |
2733 | I would, but I don't want to ruin my appetite. | 1.2969 | 0.05586 | 128 | 102 | 14 | 12 |
2734 | Well, what do *you* want to watch? | 1.2969 | 0.04880 | 128 | 96 | 26 | 6 |
2735 | Empty carbs, dude. | 1.2969 | 0.04880 | 128 | 96 | 26 | 6 |
2736 | Yet another sign we've received our just desserts. | 1.2968 | 0.04406 | 155 | 116 | 32 | 7 |
2737 | But if it’s still there on Holy Thursday, I’m doing it. | 1.2968 | 0.04593 | 155 | 118 | 28 | 9 |
2738 | You'll spoil your dinner Andy...... | 1.2968 | 0.04310 | 155 | 115 | 34 | 6 |
2739 | Did last night's sea urchin taste funny to you? | 1.2968 | 0.04310 | 155 | 115 | 34 | 6 |
2740 | I say we stay here. That kind of stuff will kill you. | 1.2968 | 0.04593 | 155 | 118 | 28 | 9 |
2741 | Oh look. Now the Ferguson's have coconut macaroons. | 1.2966 | 0.04603 | 145 | 109 | 29 | 7 |
2742 | The Diet Works Only If You Can't Swim | 1.2966 | 0.04498 | 145 | 108 | 31 | 6 |
2743 | Survivor: Diabetes Edition | 1.2966 | 0.04706 | 145 | 110 | 27 | 8 |
2744 | ''Thanks to global warming, that's all that's left of the big rock candy mountain'' | 1.2963 | 0.04827 | 135 | 102 | 26 | 7 |
2745 | Yeah, looks too good to be true. | 1.2963 | 0.04456 | 162 | 123 | 30 | 9 |
2746 | Which island has two esses? | 1.2963 | 0.05159 | 135 | 105 | 20 | 10 |
2747 | The ocean is made of soda, but unfortunately I peed in it. | 1.2963 | 0.05159 | 135 | 105 | 20 | 10 |
2748 | This is the best mirage yet! | 1.2963 | 0.04940 | 135 | 103 | 24 | 8 |
2749 | The mainland never looked so sweet. | 1.2963 | 0.04280 | 162 | 121 | 34 | 7 |
2750 | He said, "Piece of candy? Go for a ride?" and I end up here. What's your story? | 1.2961 | 0.04745 | 152 | 117 | 25 | 10 |
2751 | That gives a whole new meaning to “desserted island,” doesn’t it? | 1.2961 | 0.04836 | 152 | 118 | 23 | 11 |
2752 | I think they spelled it wrong. | 1.2961 | 0.04745 | 152 | 117 | 25 | 10 |
2753 | Is mirage spelt with one 'r', or two? | 1.2961 | 0.04461 |