Contest #650


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650

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “Any tightness or difficulty breathing?”
  2. “Yeah, it’s going around.”
  3. “O.K. Now you stick out your tongue.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2019-02-10T22:03:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2019-03-03T22:06:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2019-02-25T22:03:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued March 4, 2019
Number of captions 7591
Number of responses 1040362
Number of participants -


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 I wish you’d come in when it was just a chip on your shoulder. 1.8369 0.07162 141 64 36 41
1 The good news? You’re not delusional. 1.6763 0.06790 139 74 36 29
2 You were better off with a chip on your shoulder. 1.6761 0.06596 142 74 40 28
3 I treat depression and obsession, but not compression. 1.6689 0.06530 148 79 39 30
4 Last week it was a monkey on your back. 1.6370 0.06215 146 77 45 24
5 Tell me about your first crush. 1.6341 0.06659 123 64 40 19
6 I could begin with the obvious--but why don't you go first? 1.6338 0.06280 142 75 44 23
7 So, the last thing you remember was a roadrunner and a coyote? 1.6288 0.06836 132 74 33 25
8 And you think this is the cause of your erectile dysfunction? 1.6160 0.06889 125 70 33 22
9 Well, usually when someone tells me that, it's a metaphor. 1.6058 0.06332 137 75 41 21
10 I'm just here to give you the tools, you'll have to do the heavy lifting. 1.6026 0.05801 156 84 50 22
11 Your time's almost up. Are you sure there isn't anything else you want to get off your chest? 1.6017 0.06716 118 64 37 17
12 This could be the main reason for your erectile dysfunction. 1.6014 0.06708 138 81 31 26
13 Well, let's start with the obvious. 1.5974 0.06078 154 87 42 25
14 No wonder you're unable to have an erection. 1.5960 0.06454 151 90 32 29
15 Otherwise OK? 1.5956 0.06714 136 80 31 25
16 On the plus side, you’re using the word ‘literally’ correctly. 1.5917 0.07149 120 71 27 22
17 What's your gut feeling? 1.5902 0.06762 122 69 34 19
18 can you feel the pea now? 1.5862 0.06387 145 85 35 25
19 Let's begin our session with some deep breathing. 1.5852 0.06514 135 78 35 22
20 You're in luck. My next patient thinks he's Superman. 1.5827 0.06655 127 73 34 20
21 The good news is that this problem is not in your head. 1.5816 0.06052 141 78 44 19
22 Now, imagine it's Styrofoam. 1.5800 0.06077 150 86 41 23
23 ...and suddenly it hit me. 1.5797 0.06490 138 81 34 23
24 I mean besides that. 1.5762 0.05975 151 86 43 22
25 "You know, for the first time in my career I think the problem might not be your mother" 1.5735 0.06230 136 77 40 19
26 You might be more comfortable if you take off your shoes. 1.5734 0.06157 143 82 40 21
27 It's $200 for the session, plus $2,000 for the forklift. 1.5733 0.06228 150 89 36 25
28 Thus far, this is the only effective treatment we've found for erections lasting longer than 4-hours. 1.5725 0.06942 131 81 25 25
29 I see you've gained weight but it's good that you've got a handle on it. 1.5724 0.06574 152 96 25 31
30 Seems to me that you're the underlying issue. 1.5714 0.06010 140 78 44 18
31 Can you think of anything concrete that might be causing your anxiety? 1.5714 0.06239 154 93 34 27
32 Ask yourself, does it spark joy? 1.5693 0.07011 137 88 20 29
33 You ripped off the ankle bracelet - what did you expect? 1.5692 0.06637 130 77 32 21
34 If you upgrade to Premium Care, I can get that removed. 1.5683 0.06299 139 81 37 21
35 The first step is acceptance. 1.5682 0.06380 132 76 37 19
36 Why do you think you can't get an erection? 1.5680 0.06847 125 75 29 21
37 I think I know the cause of your erectile dysfunction. 1.5652 0.06337 138 81 36 21
38 Any other pressing matters to discuss? 1.5643 0.05930 140 78 45 17
39 I can't help you if you don't tell me what's wrong. 1.5639 0.06696 133 81 29 23
40 So, what brings you in today? 1.5617 0.05805 162 95 43 24
41 You seem obsessed with your weight. 1.5603 0.06705 141 89 25 27
42 And how long since your last erection? 1.5597 0.06488 134 80 33 21
43 You can't change the fact that it's there, but you CAN change your reaction to it. 1.5594 0.05668 143 78 50 15
44 Let's pick this up again next week. 1.5563 0.05916 151 88 42 21
45 Any other symptoms? 1.5556 0.06101 135 77 41 17
46 No, in this instance I agree - it’s not all in your head. 1.5541 0.05743 157 91 45 21
47 Take an anvil and call me in the morning. 1.5530 0.06828 132 83 25 24
48 I can't help you if you wont tell me what's bothering you. 1.5530 0.06481 132 79 33 20
49 It's a lamp shade, for goodness sake. Just lift it off you. 1.5524 0.06634 143 91 25 27
50 We'll pick this up next week. 1.5515 0.06159 136 79 39 18
51 Now don't all your other problems seem trivial? 1.5496 0.06245 131 76 38 17
52 In my opinion, you're putting too much pressure on yourself. 1.5493 0.05961 142 82 42 18
53 You seem depressed. 1.5493 0.06288 142 86 34 22
54 Depressed in what way? 1.5484 0.05507 155 87 51 17
55 But does it spark joy? 1.5478 0.06904 115 69 29 17
56 First I applaud your proper use of “literally”. 1.5476 0.06818 126 78 27 21
57 Maybe it’s not all in your mind. 1.5474 0.06214 137 81 37 19
58 I said to take an Advil" 1.5462 0.06830 130 82 25 23
59 I've had too many people leave without paying. 1.5461 0.06244 141 85 35 21
60 Sorry about that. It was supposed to hang ominously above you. 1.5455 0.06118 132 76 40 16
61 So let me get this straight. You clicked "Accept" without reading the terms and conditions? 1.5455 0.07139 121 77 22 22
62 I can help you, but it’s you who must do the heavy lifting. 1.5448 0.05871 145 84 43 18
63 Hmmm. So roughly how long has it been since you've been unable to achieve an erection? 1.5441 0.06337 136 82 34 20
64 My first question is how you got in here. 1.5437 0.05667 160 94 45 21
65 I sleep OK, but I have trouble some mornings getting up. 1.5423 0.05881 142 82 43 17
66 Sometimes therapy only works under pressure" 1.5420 0.05961 131 74 43 14
67 Well we can talk about it, or we can just get a crane. 1.5390 0.06083 141 84 38 19
68 It's just until we verify insurance. 1.5373 0.06054 134 78 40 16
69 Let's start by getting a belt with a different buckle 1.5362 0.06354 138 85 32 21
70 Let's start with your weight problem. 1.5357 0.06445 140 88 29 23
71 I suggest not starting your day watching the news. 1.5342 0.05925 146 87 40 19
72 My mistake; I assumed you were speaking figuratively 1.5342 0.05505 161 94 48 19
73 I'm Jungian but more importantly, I'm also a certified crane operator. 1.5333 0.06995 120 76 24 20
74 Now, try to visualize a crane. 1.5315 0.06102 143 87 36 20
75 Define 'pressing concern'. 1.5312 0.06268 128 76 36 16
76 This may take more than one session. 1.5303 0.06668 132 84 26 22
77 When you made the appointment, I just assumed you were speaking metaphorically. 1.5287 0.05389 157 90 51 16
78 I think your delusions are becoming more concrete. 1.5283 0.05559 159 94 46 19
79 Would you describe your anxiety as heavy, paralyzing, or crushing? 1.5276 0.06405 127 77 33 17
80 Yes, normally it is a metaphor. 1.5260 0.05694 154 92 43 19
81 Yes, but what would you say is your most pressing issue? 1.5259 0.05646 135 76 47 12
82 Anything pressing you’d like to discuss? 1.5259 0.05838 135 78 43 14
83 I noticed you shaved your head, you want to talk about that? 1.5248 0.05833 141 83 42 16
84 “Your hour is up. Can I call you a crane?” 1.5248 0.06171 141 87 34 20
85 So you say you fell victim to a pyramid scheme? 1.5248 0.06252 141 88 32 21
86 It'd be a coincidence but, yes, it's possible you're having a heart attack. 1.5238 0.05819 147 88 41 18
87 Perhaps I wasn't clear. Our time is up. 1.5238 0.05898 147 89 39 19
88 Unfortunately we’ve run out of time. Let’s pick that up next week. 1.5238 0.06054 147 91 35 21
89 When you said you've been under pressure, had put on a ton of weight and were having trouble getting out of bed in the morning, I suspected something else. 1.5232 0.06005 151 94 35 22
90 Murray, sometimes a two-ton anvil is just a two-ton anvil. 1.5231 0.06572 130 82 28 20
91 I've seen bigger 1.5229 0.05647 153 91 44 18
92 But no tingling or shortness of breath, right? 1.5227 0.06128 132 79 37 16
93 How bad is the pain…on a scale of 1 to 16 tons? 1.5221 0.06298 113 65 37 11
94 Could you be more concrete? 1.5208 0.06385 144 93 27 24
95 It can be so hard to get over your first crush. 1.5205 0.06316 146 94 28 24
96 Good. Now you are using the word "literally" correctly. 1.5195 0.05843 154 95 38 21
97 If you prefer, we can tell your parole officer you are ready for an ankle bracelet. 1.5194 0.06332 129 79 33 17
98 To begin your therapy, I want you to know that your feelings are real. 1.5185 0.06027 135 81 38 16
99 Now, imagine it's a feather ... 1.5182 0.06050 137 83 37 17
100 Visualize a crane... 1.5177 0.05921 141 85 39 17
101 That's the worst case of writer's block I've ever seen. 1.5175 0.07074 114 73 23 18
102 Side effects may include difficulty breathing. 1.5175 0.05859 143 86 40 17
103 How long have you been struggling with your weight? 1.5168 0.06068 149 94 33 22
104 Once again Robert, It's not guilt, it's a concrete pylon. 1.5161 0.06821 124 80 24 20
105 Let's leave it there for now. 1.5159 0.05615 157 95 43 19
106 My childhood was fine. Please just call 911. 1.5155 0.05580 161 98 43 20
107 We could attempt psychoanalysis, but I'd actually recommend a crane. 1.5154 0.06296 130 80 33 17
108 And you're sure you saw a beeping roadrunner right before this? 1.5154 0.06482 130 82 29 19
109 Really? Does this look like a metaphor to you? 1.5152 0.06315 132 82 32 18
110 Yes, it probably is more effective than a condom. 1.5149 0.06333 134 84 31 19
111 I just provide the tools. YOU have to do the heavy lifting. 1.5149 0.05873 134 79 41 14
112 I know it took a lot for you just to come in today. 1.5147 0.05903 136 81 40 15
113 When you said "literally" over the phone I thought you meant figuratively. 1.5147 0.06173 136 84 34 18
114 Yes Carl, that's the proper usage of 'literally' 1.5141 0.06379 142 92 27 23
115 You say you have a ton of issues, but I see just one. 1.5137 0.06088 146 92 33 21
116 First of all, your under too much pressure. 1.5137 0.05851 146 89 39 18
117 For most of my patients, this is just a metaphor. 1.5132 0.05829 152 94 38 20
118 Frankly, I’m surprised to hear about the headaches. 1.5122 0.06866 123 80 23 20
119 I think I’ve identified the cause of your erectile dysfunction. 1.5115 0.06260 131 81 33 17
120 I see you've traded in the albatross. 1.5102 0.05741 147 89 41 17
121 I'm sorry we're out of time. We'll pick it up next week. 1.5096 0.05393 157 93 48 16
122 It seems to me that your problem is your weight. 1.5078 0.06371 128 80 31 17
123 I can't remove it until you've met your deductible 1.5076 0.06407 132 84 29 19
124 How's the restless leg syndrom now? 1.5076 0.06131 132 81 35 16
125 You seem to be in the same place you were when we ended our last session. 1.5072 0.06106 138 86 34 18
126 You wanted the other Dr. Crane. 1.5071 0.05954 140 86 37 17
127 Well, I think I’ve figured out what’s been weighing on you 1.5071 0.05506 140 81 47 12
128 When you described your problem over the phone, I assumed you were speaking metaphorically. 1.5069 0.05746 144 87 41 16
129 Looks like you put on some weight. 1.5067 0.05812 150 93 38 19
130 Anything you’d like to get off your chest? 1.5041 0.06548 121 76 29 16
131 Have you considered switching to similes? 1.5039 0.06507 127 81 28 18
132 I don't think it's all in your head. 1.5038 0.06002 133 81 37 15
133 You know I can't help you if you won't tell me what's wrong, Steve. 1.5037 0.06385 135 87 28 20
134 You never forget your first crush. 1.5035 0.06108 143 91 32 20
135 I think it's time that we begin discussing the possibility that it's not your imagination. 1.5035 0.05944 143 89 36 18
136 In the future, metaphors will be just fine" 1.5033 0.05783 151 94 38 19
137 You and I both know that the block isn't really the problem, right? 1.5000 0.05841 132 79 40 13
138 Have you given any thought to leaving the Trump Administration? 1.5000 0.05868 140 86 38 16
139 Well you said you wanted non-pharmaceutical options. 1.5000 0.05542 142 84 45 13
140 Would you like to get anything off your chest? 1.5000 0.06019 138 86 35 17
141 Did you ever consider a forklift instead of analysis? 1.5000 0.06277 138 89 29 20
142 The good news is that you're absolutely not hallucinating. 1.5000 0.06005 124 74 38 12
143 Don’t exaggerate, it’s a lamp shade for God’s sake. 1.5000 0.06290 140 91 28 21
144 What do you consider your most pressing problem? 1.5000 0.05793 148 92 38 18
145 Well, on the up side, we seem to have got rid of the monkey on your back. 1.5000 0.06373 120 74 32 14
146 And what made you yell, "More cowbell!" in the first place? 1.5000 0.06911 122 81 21 20
147 When you said you had a weight problem I must say I pictured something different. 1.5000 0.05996 136 84 36 16
148 We're making progress...last week it was the weight of the world. 1.5000 0.06187 122 74 35 13
149 Well, why do YOU think it's there? 1.5000 0.06040 140 88 34 18
150 A metaphor would have sufficed, Mr. Richards. 1.5000 0.06146 126 77 35 14
151 I think in your case it's not just a feeling. 1.5000 0.05716 156 98 38 20
152 You also mentioned a monkey on your back? 1.5000 0.05931 138 85 37 16
153 Sorry, dear, but it's what the doctor ordered for an erection lasting more than four hours. 1.5000 0.06372 140 92 26 22
154 Why do YOU think you can't get off the couch? 1.5000 0.06225 132 83 32 17
155 Sometimes a crushing weight on your chest is just a crushing weight on your chest. 1.4967 0.05628 151 93 41 17
156 You'll feel better once you get it off your chest. 1.4966 0.06122 145 94 30 21
157 Well, you didn't like the inkblots at first either. 1.4965 0.05944 143 90 35 18
158 So, what brings you here? 1.4965 0.05923 141 88 36 17
159 Can you talk to me about your most pressing issues? 1.4965 0.06256 141 92 28 21
160 This could explain your ED. 1.4963 0.06556 135 90 23 22
161 It doesn't spark joy but it's hard to throw away. 1.4962 0.06280 133 85 30 18
162 What was that pressing matter you wanted to discuss? 1.4961 0.06007 127 77 37 13
163 I see you spent the weekend with your mother..... 1.4959 0.06363 123 77 31 15
164 My diagnosis: obsessive-compressive disorder. 1.4937 0.05746 160 103 35 22
165 I preferred the monkey on my back. 1.4930 0.05976 142 90 34 18
166 Well, at least we've got a handle on it now. 1.4925 0.06244 134 86 30 18
167 Doc, is this is the only way to cure an erection lasting longer than four hours? 1.4923 0.06665 130 87 22 21
168 ...and at what point did you realize it was too much cowbell? 1.4923 0.06297 130 83 30 17
169 Describe this pressure. Are you feeling it now? 1.4921 0.06642 126 83 24 19
170 We'll get to that. 1.4918 0.06610 122 79 26 17
171 The judge ruled that an electronic bracelet was too risky... 1.4918 0.05848 122 72 40 10
172 It makes that chip on your shoulder seem insignificant. 1.4906 0.05418 159 98 44 17
173 I said treat yourself with Advil. 1.4901 0.06224 151 102 24 25
174 I think you are regressing. Last visit it was just a can of worms. 1.4898 0.05741 147 92 38 17
175 Are your hiccups gone? 1.4892 0.05898 139 87 36 16
176 I believe the pressure you are feeling is very real. 1.4892 0.06158 139 90 30 19
177 Why is it always me who has to get up when the phone rings? 1.4891 0.06052 137 87 33 17
178 Sorry, that was a lot to lay on you all at once. 1.4891 0.06140 137 88 31 18
179 So you say you have trouble getting up in the morning... 1.4889 0.05746 135 82 40 13
180 Just let me know when you're comfortable and we can start 1.4889 0.05936 135 84 36 15
181 It was a gift from my mother 1.4887 0.06370 133 87 27 19
182 Sorry, I'm afraid that your insurance has denied the metaphor. 1.4885 0.06069 131 82 34 15
183 To be clear, I was asking what was weighing on your mind 1.4884 0.05939 129 79 37 13
184 What did you THINK Panini Therapy would be like? 1.4878 0.05769 164 108 32 24
185 In the dream, I was Wile E. Coyote... 1.4876 0.06547 121 78 27 16
186 Interesting - usually when clients first come to see me they have a lot on their minds. 1.4874 0.06186 119 73 34 12
187 Good news - you asphyxiated that monkey on your back. 1.4863 0.05851 146 93 35 18
188 Where would you like to start? 1.4859 0.05890 142 90 35 17
189 If it doesn't bring you joy, just get rid of it. 1.4859 0.05630 142 87 41 14
190 You seem to be under a lot of pressure 1.4857 0.06207 140 92 28 20
191 OK, Let’s move on to more pressing matters. 1.4855 0.06191 138 90 29 19
192 Shall we start with the obvious? 1.4853 0.05715 136 83 40 13
193 It appears we have tons to discuss. 1.4853 0.05715 136 83 40 13
194 That’s all the time we have. We’ll pick this up next week. 1.4848 0.05535 132 78 44 10
195 Anything else you want to get off your chest? 1.4848 0.06223 132 85 30 17
196 It looked a lot smaller on Amazon Prime. 1.4844 0.06273 128 82 30 16
197 How long, would you say, have you had erectile dysfunction? 1.4841 0.06641 126 84 23 19
198 You understand that treating a metaphor can take a very long time, right? 1.4839 0.06096 155 105 25 25
199 ...the good news is it’s not a heart attack 1.4833 0.06148 120 74 34 12
200 Your constant need for attention is what we've been working on for months, Alan. And I know it's made out of styrofoam. 1.4832 0.05840 149 96 34 19
201 In these dreams you’ve been having, are you the roadrunner or the coyote? 1.4831 0.06338 118 74 31 13
202 What do YOU think the problem is? 1.4825 0.05774 143 90 37 16
203 Let's start with the obvious -- your socks don't match. 1.4818 0.06311 137 91 26 20
204 I’d like to refer you to a colleague of mine. Her name is Dr. Crane. 1.4818 0.06642 137 95 18 24
205 You're right, of course. It's not all in your head. 1.4818 0.06050 137 88 32 17
206 So, what's holding you back? 1.4812 0.05318 160 99 45 16
207 You need a crane operator, not a therapist. 1.4812 0.06187 133 86 30 17
208 What I'm hearing is that you're under a lot of pressure. 1.4808 0.05567 156 99 39 18
209 No, it’s not your imagination. 1.4806 0.05937 129 80 36 13
210 I suppose I'll be charging you a flat fee. 1.4800 0.06075 125 78 34 13
211 We'll have to run tests to rule out any physical causes. 1.4792 0.05828 144 92 35 17
212 You seem to be getting enough iron. 1.4792 0.05744 144 91 37 16
213 So, anything in particular you would like to discuss today? 1.4790 0.06410 119 76 29 14
214 Now that you can't access your phone, let's talk! 1.4789 0.05973 142 92 32 18
215 Please. I get the symbolism. 1.4789 0.05629 142 88 40 14
216 Well, it's definitely not all in your head... 1.4786 0.06142 117 72 34 11
217 But how does it make you feel? 1.4786 0.06122 140 92 29 19
218 How's that erection now? 1.4786 0.05952 140 90 33 17
219 And yet you say there is nothing you want to get off your chest. 1.4783 0.06104 138 90 30 18
220 Do you want to tell me what’s troubling you? 1.4783 0.05747 138 86 38 14
221 You're my only patient who uses "literally" correctly. 1.4779 0.05901 136 86 35 15
222 So...what seems to be the problem today? 1.4779 0.06422 113 71 30 12
223 Well I can see you're under a lot of pressure. 1.4776 0.06059 134 86 32 16
224 And nice use of the word 'literally,' by the way. 1.4773 0.05838 132 82 37 13
225 Sure, we could just have it removed, but is that really what you want? 1.4773 0.06221 132 86 29 17
226 Can you tell me what brought you in today? 1.4768 0.05856 151 99 32 20
227 There now. Your other problems don’t feel so bad, do they? 1.4765 0.05519 149 93 41 15
228 If it doesn't spark joy in you, Steve, you really should throw it out. 1.4762 0.06143 126 80 32 14
229 Just make yourself comfortable. 1.4762 0.05228 147 88 48 11
230 I charge a flat fee. 1.4762 0.06346 126 82 28 16
231 I don't know, I just can't seem to get myself out of bed in the morning. 1.4759 0.05797 145 93 35 17
232 I’m sorry, but I’m only licensed to treat metaphors. 1.4759 0.05879 145 94 33 18
233 Why is everything always about you? 1.4758 0.06320 124 80 29 15
234 You’re clearly depressed. 1.4755 0.05857 143 92 34 17
235 I think arachnophobia is the least of your problems. 1.4755 0.05687 143 90 38 15
236 #Mammograms are worse. 1.4746 0.06670 118 78 24 16
237 This is going to take more than one session. 1.4745 0.05682 137 85 39 13
238 Before we start, I should tell you I charge by the pound. 1.4741 0.05838 135 85 36 14
239 I think it was better when the elephant was in the room 1.4737 0.06092 133 86 31 16
240 Instead of therapy, perhaps you should seek a crane. 1.4733 0.05869 131 82 36 13
241 You never want to go anywhere. 1.4731 0.05426 167 108 39 20
242 Now imagine that you’re floating in a pool, without a care in the world. 1.4729 0.06233 129 84 29 16
243 I'm prescribing you an anti-pressant. 1.4729 0.06135 129 83 31 15
244 Does it hurt when you cough? 1.4729 0.05727 129 79 39 11
245 I see you've put on a few pounds since we last met. 1.4724 0.06502 127 85 24 18
246 Yes, I can see that sir. But how does it make you feel? 1.4722 0.06229 144 98 24 22
247 Well Mr. White, since you said you'd like to better empathize with women, I thought we might start off by letting you know how a mammogram feels. 1.4722 0.06071 144 96 28 20
248 I know we’re in the middle of some heavy stuff, Greg, but can you please take your shoes off the furniture. 1.4720 0.06178 125 80 31 14
249 Let’s face it, you have been the victim of a pyramid scheme. 1.4720 0.06072 125 79 33 13
250 I've been having trouble getting it up lately. 1.4714 0.06203 140 94 26 20
251 Some patients on medication do experience weight gain. 1.4714 0.05594 140 87 40 13
252 Actually, it might not be a panic attack. 1.4697 0.05735 132 82 38 12
253 Of course it’s heavy only if you believe it’s heavy. 1.4694 0.05736 147 95 35 17
254 Side effects include sudden weight gain. 1.4690 0.05877 145 95 32 18
255 Yes, Mr. Ryerson, I got the metaphor. 1.4688 0.06268 128 84 28 16
256 I can't say that I fully appreciated the gravity of your situation, until today. 1.4688 0.06170 128 83 30 15
257 So you literally meant 'literally'. 1.4686 0.05424 175 116 36 23
258 I didn't know ACME still made those. 1.4681 0.05917 141 92 32 17
259 So, you are saying you've felt this way since November 8, 2016? 1.4676 0.06236 139 94 25 20
260 I’m a psychiatrist, Mr. Devlin, not a crane operator. 1.4676 0.05803 139 89 35 15
261 First of all, let me commend you on the proper use of "literally"... 1.4672 0.05956 137 89 32 16
262 I can see you’re depressed. 1.4671 0.05898 152 102 29 21
263 Other than that, everything good? 1.4667 0.06255 120 77 30 13
264 No, I can't honestly say it's all in your head. 1.4667 0.05407 150 94 42 14
265 Do you want my medical opinion or my metaphorical opinion? 1.4667 0.06203 135 90 27 18
266 Well, actually, you are under quite a lot of pressure. 1.4667 0.05643 135 84 39 12
267 I've counseled Atlas. You, sir, are no Atlas. 1.4662 0.05288 148 91 45 12
268 And what’s the second thing you’d like to get off your chest? 1.4662 0.06274 133 89 26 18
269 Have you thought that maybe it IS heavy and it's NOT your brother? 1.4662 0.05899 133 85 34 14
270 First the elephant in the room, and now this. 1.4661 0.05857 118 72 37 9
271 Can we talk about something else? 1.4656 0.05866 131 83 35 13
272 If you're not going to tell me what's bothering you, I won't be able to help you. 1.4656 0.06347 131 88 25 18
273 Let’s take a moment and let that sink in. 1.4653 0.05654 144 92 37 15
274 I should warn you, analysis can take years. 1.4653 0.05567 144 91 39 14
275 Do you have something you want to get off your chest? 1.4648 0.05799 142 92 34 16
276 Now that you mention it; Where IS the cat? 1.4643 0.05771 140 90 35 15
277 So, how do you feel about the load being taken off of Fanny and being placed right on you? 1.4643 0.06033 140 93 29 18
278 Be aware of it, but don’t dwell on it. 1.4639 0.05514 166 110 35 21
279 Before we get started, is there anything you would like to get off your chest? 1.4638 0.06099 138 92 28 18
280 I'm a psychiatrist. I can only address things that weigh on your mind. 1.4636 0.05380 151 95 42 14
281 I can tell you have some pressing issues. 1.4636 0.05297 151 94 44 13
282 I'm afraid your time is up. 1.4634 0.06354 123 81 27 15
283 Because I'm sick to death of your levitating, that's why. 1.4634 0.06141 123 79 31 13
284 We'll get to that in a minute, but first let's talk about my fee. 1.4634 0.06248 123 80 29 14
285 I can assure you it is not all in your head. 1.4628 0.05989 121 76 34 11
286 Usually it's metaphorical. 1.4615 0.05691 130 81 38 11
287 And what do you see as the primary source of your depression? 1.4615 0.06192 130 86 28 16
288 No, it’s definitely not in your head. 1.4610 0.05561 141 89 39 13
289 Yes, I do struggle getting out of bed." 1.4610 0.05827 141 92 33 16
290 I'm going to have to refer you to Dr. Crane. 1.4605 0.05353 152 96 42 14
291 It’s a special therapy for people who misuse the word “literally”. 1.4604 0.05889 139 91 32 16
292 I have a theory concerning your sexual dysfunction. 1.4604 0.05710 139 89 36 14
293 But would losing the weight make you any happier? 1.4603 0.06032 126 81 32 13
294 Harold! Get your shoes off the couch! 1.4600 0.05879 150 101 29 20
295 Admitting you have a weight problem is the first step to solving it. 1.4597 0.05994 124 79 33 12
296 The good news is that we got the monkey off your back. 1.4593 0.06018 135 89 30 16
297 You'll feel better getting it off your chest. 1.4591 0.05408 159 103 39 17
298 At least you no longer have that monkey on your back. 1.4589 0.06002 146 99 27 20
299 Well at least you’ve made progress differentiating “literally” and “figuratively.” 1.4586 0.05699 133 84 37 12
300 So, what would you like to talk about? 1.4586 0.06179 133 89 27 17
301 It’s always all about you, isn’t it? 1.4586 0.05679 157 105 32 20
302 And...our hour is up. 1.4583 0.05651 144 93 36 15
303 This should fix the "longer than 4 hours" issue with your Viagra. 1.4583 0.05736 144 94 34 16
304 That will be $200 for the session and $1,000 for the crane. 1.4583 0.05387 144 90 42 12
305 No Mr. Davis., it's not all in your head. I can see you really are under a lot of pressure. 1.4583 0.05476 144 91 40 13
306 Any progress since our last session, Mr. Panini? 1.4580 0.05961 131 85 32 14
307 Before we start, is there anything you want to get off your chest?” 1.4577 0.05709 142 92 35 15
308 It's the gravity of the situation that is really getting to me. 1.4577 0.05965 142 95 29 18
309 Is there anything you want to get off your chest? 1.4574 0.06128 129 85 29 15
310 How can I help you? 1.4571 0.05856 140 92 32 16
311 Let's work on other ways to control one's libido, shall we? 1.4567 0.05783 127 80 36 11
312 Have you felt any other metaphors lately? 1.4567 0.06098 127 83 30 14
313 Therapy is not meant to be comfortable. 1.4567 0.05562 127 78 40 9
314 My other therapist just uses a blanket. 1.4567 0.06098 127 83 30 14
315 Well, we got the monkey off your back... 1.4567 0.05783 127 80 36 11
316 Next week we’ll weigh your options. 1.4567 0.05890 127 81 34 12
317 I don't think you fully realize the gravity of the situation. 1.4565 0.05919 138 91 31 16
318 I'm afraid that’s time. Let’s pick this up next week. 1.4564 0.05752 149 99 32 18
319 Just try to take a deep breath ! 1.4560 0.05623 125 77 39 9
320 Other than that, any other problems? 1.4559 0.05510 136 85 40 11
321 The hardest part of weight loss is keeping it off. 1.4559 0.06337 136 94 22 20
322 Is there anything you need to get off your chest? 1.4559 0.06163 136 92 26 18
323 I should let you know, I charge by the pound. 1.4557 0.05506 158 104 36 18
324 Well, you WERE chasing a roadrunner. What else did you expect? 1.4552 0.05620 145 94 36 15
325 You seem to be handling the pressure well. 1.4552 0.05177 145 89 46 10
326 Very few of us visualize our burdens as well as you do. 1.4545 0.05379 154 99 40 15
327 Fine, but for two dollars, I’d get them pressed a the cleaners. 1.4539 0.05647 141 91 36 14
328 True. But everyone has an excuse for not getting up in the morning. 1.4539 0.05736 141 92 34 15
329 Does it spark joy? 1.4539 0.05736 141 92 34 15
330 I see you have concrete problems. 1.4526 0.05672 137 88 36 13
331 It was then that Larry realized the homeopathic phsychologist might not have been the best choice. 1.4526 0.05949 137 91 30 16
332 Overbearing in what way? 1.4521 0.05242 146 91 44 11
333 All signs point to clinical compression. 1.4521 0.05242 146 91 44 11
334 Think Styrofoam 1.4516 0.05112 155 97 46 12
335 Tell me honestly, Sam, is there something you want to get off your chest? 1.4516 0.05582 155 103 34 18
336 We should start by discussing how literally you take things. 1.4516 0.06204 124 82 28 14
337 The remote is probably under it too. 1.4511 0.05987 133 88 30 15
338 So you’re telling me you’re having a hard time getting out of bed in the morning? 1.4511 0.05695 133 85 36 12
339 So is there anything you would like to get off your chest? 1.4507 0.05877 142 95 30 17
340 I took the weight off Annie and put the load right on me. 1.4507 0.06045 142 97 26 19
341 In the future, let’s only use metaphors. 1.4504 0.06055 131 87 29 15
342 Go ahead. Get it off your chest. 1.4500 0.05939 140 94 29 17
343 What’s up? 1.4500 0.06110 140 96 25 19
344 What doesn't crush you makes you stronger! 1.4500 0.05780 120 75 36 9
345 Any pressing issues? 1.4497 0.05749 149 100 31 18
346 I see your in-laws are still living with you 1.4496 0.05820 129 83 34 12
347 This should train you not to overdose on Viagra. 1.4496 0.06507 129 90 20 19
348 And you say it was a gift from your mother. 1.4493 0.05825 138 91 32 15
349 Until you can abandon the delusion that you have a man underneath you, we won’t be able to make much progress. 1.4493 0.06004 138 93 28 17
350 First, let's see what altering your medication does. 1.4490 0.05644 147 97 34 16
351 Bill, I told you last week, I understand the metaphor. 1.4490 0.05561 147 96 36 15
352 That's not a metaphor, it's a simile. 1.4490 0.05807 147 99 30 18
353 It's not all in your head. 1.4488 0.05990 127 83 31 13
354 Seriously, Joe? No thoughts at all as to what might be leading to your erectile dysfunction? 1.4487 0.05701 156 106 30 20
355 Any other pressing issues? 1.4485 0.05979 136 91 29 16
356 When you said it was weighing on you I assumed you were being metaphorical. 1.4483 0.05784 145 97 31 17
357 Literally or figuratively? 1.4481 0.05757 154 105 29 20
358 1 realize that you are under a great deal of pressure 1.4480 0.06165 125 83 28 14
359 What would you like to get off your chest? 1.4478 0.06138 134 91 26 17
360 It's called metaphor therapy. 1.4478 0.05760 134 87 34 13
361 Before we wrap up, are there any other pressing issues you’d like to discuss? 1.4478 0.05857 134 88 32 14
362 You can’t change the weight. You can only change yourself. 1.4476 0.05928 143 97 28 18
363 Sorry, I just get so tired of people saying "literally" when it doesn't apply. Please continue.... 1.4472 0.06131 123 81 29 13
364 So, tell me what's wrong. 1.4468 0.05552 141 91 37 13
365 Walter realized that the worst of it was her crushing silence. 1.4467 0.05796 150 102 29 19
366 Tell me more about your panini dream 1.4462 0.05575 130 82 38 10
367 Any pressing problems? 1.4462 0.05887 130 85 32 13
368 Can you forget about Trump's presidency for a moment? 1.4459 0.05932 148 102 26 20
369 What brings you here today? 1.4459 0.05614 148 98 34 16
370 So, what seems to be your problem? 1.4454 0.06281 119 79 27 13
371 On the flip side, it appears your use of the word “literally” was grammatically correct after all. I apologize. 1.4453 0.06256 128 87 25 16
372 Is it a simile or a metaphor? I never remember." 1.4453 0.06256 128 87 25 16
373 How does it feel to have the weight off your shoulders? 1.4453 0.05849 128 83 33 12
374 I see you brought your mother for today’s session... 1.4452 0.05915 146 100 27 19
375 When I asked you to come to today's session prepared to discuss how you feel about being one of Trump's lawyers, I expected you to simply talk about it. 1.4452 0.05753 146 98 31 17
376 Does it bring you joy? 1.4451 0.05350 164 109 37 18
377 Yeah, but don't your other problems seem less important now?" 1.4444 0.05237 153 98 42 13
378 And how do you feel figuratively? 1.4444 0.05467 144 93 38 13
379 This is progress; when we started it was the weight of the world. 1.4444 0.05531 135 86 38 11
380 Don't ever try Viagra again. 1.4444 0.05812 144 97 30 17
381 But how does it make you feel on the inside? 1.4444 0.05823 135 89 32 14
382 I’m sensing there’s something you’d like to get off your chest.” 1.4444 0.06359 117 78 26 13
383 What do you mean ‘we’ll pick this up next week’?! 1.4437 0.05368 151 98 39 14
384 Looks like you fell for a pyramid scheme 1.4436 0.05886 133 88 31 14
385 Let’s move on to other pressing issues. 1.4436 0.05789 133 87 33 13
386 I think this obsession with your weight is just a cover-up for deeper issues, Bob. 1.4436 0.05588 133 85 37 11
387 You said this was pressing. 1.4435 0.06321 115 76 27 12
388 I may need to refer you to my colleague, Dr. Crane. 1.4429 0.05935 140 95 28 17
389 So, is there anything you'd like to get off your chest? 1.4429 0.06189 140 98 22 20
390 "I know a lot of shrinks blame the mother, but she WAS operating that crane. 1.4429 0.05759 140 93 32 15
391 Are you sure this is the best way to treat an overdose of viagra? 1.4429 0.05759 140 93 32 15
392 Have you tried not watching the news? 1.4427 0.05751 131 85 34 12
393 When did you first decide that you have a weight problem? 1.4426 0.06054 122 80 30 12
394 How’s this new strategy working to control your impulses Mr. Weinstein? 1.4426 0.06054 122 80 30 12
395 Let’s start with your most pressing issue. 1.4422 0.05299 147 94 41 12
396 When you described your problem over the phone, I assumed it was a metaphor. 1.4422 0.05386 147 95 39 13
397 Have you always been underweight? 1.4422 0.05882 147 101 27 19
398 So, let's begin with you telling me what you think is holding you down. 1.4420 0.05346 138 87 41 10
399 So, what would you like to get off your chest for today’s session? 1.4420 0.05910 138 93 29 16
400 You need to see it as an opportunity. 1.4419 0.05814 129 84 33 12
401 So, what’s on your mind today 1.4419 0.05709 129 83 35 11
402 I want you to consider the possibility that maybe it’s all in your head. 1.4419 0.06118 129 87 27 15
403 I want you to imagine the weight being lifted because your insurance doesn't cover this. 1.4414 0.06359 111 73 27 11
404 Do you mean that literally or figuratively? 1.4414 0.05696 145 97 32 16
405 Yes, visualization is often a helpful tool. But in your case, I'm going to recommend a large crane. 1.4412 0.05694 136 89 34 13
406 This is why you shouldn’t say “literally” when you really mean “figuratively.” 1.4412 0.06154 136 94 24 18
407 When I suggested you bring something concrete to our next session this is not what I had in mind, 1.4409 0.05772 127 82 34 11
408 Does it feel more like a ton of feathers or a ton of bricks? 1.4409 0.05984 127 84 30 13
409 Yes, removing unsightly metaphors is my specialty. 1.4409 0.06088 127 85 28 14
410 Have you considered more reps and less weight? 1.4408 0.05658 152 103 31 18
411 You’re finally grasping the gravity of the situation. 1.4406 0.05492 143 93 37 13
412 I'm just saying it wouldn't kill you to lighten up once in a while. 1.4406 0.05121 143 89 45 9
413 I'm starting to think your problems may be physical, rather than psychological 1.4406 0.05401 143 92 39 12
414 No, you’re not having a heart attack. A heart attack feels like an elephant is sitting on your chest. That’s not an elephant. 1.4403 0.05851 134 89 31 14
415 We're all under a lot of pressure Bob. 1.4403 0.05454 134 85 39 10
416 Now, I want you to take a deep breath. 1.4403 0.05685 159 110 28 21
417 Would you like to get something off your chest? 1.4400 0.05946 125 82 31 12
418 Oh, there are no therapeutic benefits, Mr. Phelps. I just don't like you. 1.4400 0.05474 150 99 36 15
419 I will get to your feeling of having a crushing weight on your chest in a moment, but first I want you to just try and breath deeply and relax. 1.4400 0.06159 125 84 27 14
420 Try to think of a metaphor to describe this oppressive feeling. 1.4400 0.06054 125 83 29 13
421 I’ll be frank with you, you’re not imaging it. 1.4400 0.05946 125 82 31 12
422 Just a few more sessions and I should be able to pinpoint the source of your pain. 1.4400 0.06263 125 85 25 15
423 Anything particularly pressing you would like to start off with today? 1.4394 0.06013 132 89 28 15
424 Most problems are mental. Yours is not. 1.4392 0.05850 148 102 27 19
425 I must insist that you remove your shoes before our session 1.4392 0.05271 148 95 41 12
426 It seems that you don't do well under pressure. 1.4390 0.05433 123 76 40 7
427 Technically, it's called a Panini Complex. 1.4388 0.05414 139 89 39 11
428 Why don't we pick it up here next week. 1.4388 0.05604 139 91 35 13
429 Oh please, if it was the weight of the world you'd be dead. 1.4385 0.06461 130 92 19 19
430 ''So, that takes care of the monkey on your back, and the albatross around your neck. The thorn in your side will have to wait for next week." 1.4383 0.04871 162 102 49 11
431 You're letting your weight define you. 1.4380 0.06086 121 80 29 12
432 I'm surprised you're able to get out of bed in the morning 1.4380 0.05848 137 92 30 15
433 There we go, now you can't run away from your feelings 1.4379 0.05314 153 100 39 14
434 In my professional opinion, your level of anxiety is quite appropriate. 1.4379 0.04951 169 109 46 14
435 No, you need to keep it there until you learn to properly use "literally". 1.4375 0.05725 160 112 26 22
436 Other than that, what kind of week have you had? 1.4375 0.05737 128 83 34 11
437 These metaphors are getting out of hand, Todd. 1.4375 0.06151 128 87 26 15
438 The safe word is "Panini". 1.4375 0.06805 112 78 19 15
439 No, I said WAIT on the couch ! 1.4371 0.05363 151 99 38 14
440 Perhaps it was a mistake to begin with visualization. 1.4370 0.05817 135 90 31 14
441 But on the other hand, some people take things too lightly. 1.4367 0.05192 158 103 41 14
442 I'm under a ton of pressure right now 1.4366 0.06035 142 99 24 19
443 Well, I see you got that monkey off your back. 1.4364 0.05107 165 108 42 15
444 I don't find you strange at all. Most people come here wanting to get something off their chest. 1.4362 0.05330 149 97 39 13
445 I'd say you're under a little more than just the weather. 1.4362 0.05157 149 95 43 11
446 So where do you think this "pressure" stems from? 1.4361 0.05683 133 87 34 12
447 Have you always had issues with your weight? 1.4359 0.05994 117 76 31 10
448 Only two more years of this Administration. 1.4355 0.06297 124 85 24 15
449 You seem to be preoccupied with your weight. 1.4354 0.05956 147 103 24 20
450 Yes, it does make you look thinner. 1.4351 0.05846 131 87 31 13
451 I'm sorry but the 50 minutes is up. 1.4351 0.05846 131 87 31 13
452 On the lighter side, it does give you a bit of gravitas. 1.4351 0.05536 131 84 37 10
453 Everybody feels hard-pressed sometimes 1.4348 0.05629 138 91 34 13
454 I see you have issues with your weight. 1.4345 0.05938 145 101 25 19
455 Do you have any pressing issues today? 1.4341 0.05595 129 83 36 10
456 Do you have trouble getting out of bed in the morning? 1.4341 0.05911 129 86 30 13
457 I can see why you're depressed. 1.4341 0.06012 129 87 28 14
458 Anything new this week? 1.4338 0.05688 136 90 33 13
459 Well at least we know its not all in your head. 1.4336 0.05396 143 93 38 12
460 What exactly do you mean when you say you've got a ton of problems? 1.4336 0.05396 143 93 38 12
461 Believe me, Mr. Mercer, you're that lucky one in a million whose load is merely literal. 1.4333 0.05043 150 95 45 10
462 Ok, so they took the load off of Franny and then they put the weight on you and then what? 1.4331 0.05872 127 84 31 12
463 Only when I laugh 1.4328 0.05650 134 88 34 12
464 Well, you're obviously under a lot of pressure. 1.4328 0.05550 134 87 36 11
465 I have the sense there’s something you need to get off your chest. 1.4326 0.05260 141 90 41 10
466 Next session let's just try using the metaphor, Mr. Gallagher. 1.4324 0.05521 148 99 34 15
467 I think I know what your problem is. 1.4323 0.04931 155 98 47 10
468 There are a number of alternative treatments for hyperactivity. 1.4323 0.05015 155 99 45 11
469 Try thinking of what you're grateful for. 1.4318 0.05909 132 89 29 14
470 Yes I understand that you’re under a lot of pressure. 1.4317 0.05781 139 94 30 15
471 Ok, plan B: try lifting your spirit. 1.4317 0.06131 139 98 22 19
472 I feel for you, but I had Atlas in here yesterday. 1.4315 0.05660 146 99 31 16
473 It could be psychosomatic 1.4314 0.05468 153 103 34 16
474 Who says you can’t hold a good man down? 1.4304 0.05108 158 103 42 13
475 And in what way do you think it might not be just a metaphor? 1.4304 0.05029 158 102 44 12
476 So, you're telling me you're under a lot of pressure... 1.4298 0.05972 114 74 31 9
477 Let's talk about what you think is really weighing you down. 1.4298 0.06079 121 81 28 12
478 Wait, wait, don’t tell me. 1.4298 0.05964 121 80 30 11
479 I see you got smashed again last night. 1.4297 0.05941 128 86 29 13
480 If only there were a metaphor to describe your situation.... 1.4296 0.05998 135 93 26 16
481 It started as a metaphor. 1.4296 0.05617 135 89 34 12
482 It's not the world, Jim, it's just a weight. 1.4296 0.06180 135 95 22 18
483 Being literal seems to be important to you. 1.4296 0.05419 142 93 37 12
484 I'm only here to facilitate Mr Perkins, you have to do the heavy lifting. 1.4295 0.05409 149 99 36 14
485 I'm sorry--our time is up. 1.4286 0.05461 147 98 35 14
486 I see that your wife is pretty adamant that you stay in therapy. 1.4286 0.05776 133 89 31 13
487 Your friends will be impressed until they realize it's styrofoam 1.4286 0.05287 147 96 39 12
488 Wouldn't a chastity ring have been a better choice? 1.4286 0.05793 126 83 32 11
489 So tell me, how can I be of help? 1.4286 0.05282 140 90 40 10
490 Well, it's usually a metaphor. 1.4286 0.06317 126 88 22 16
491 And that isn’t even why I’m here 1.4286 0.05108 147 94 43 10
492 My wife couldn't make it, but she sent a replacement. 1.4286 0.05792 147 102 27 18
493 I suppose you think this is somehow my fault. 1.4277 0.04782 166 106 49 11
494 I warned you about pyramid schemes. 1.4276 0.05514 145 97 34 14
495 All my clients feel better when they leave. 1.4276 0.05600 145 98 32 15
496 From NPR, National Psychiatric Radio, this is “Weight Weight...Don’t Tell Me!” 1.4276 0.05851 145 101 26 18
497 I'm referring you to a crane. 1.4275 0.05634 131 86 34 11
498 I think you're finally starting to understand the gravity of your situation. 1.4275 0.05738 131 87 32 12
499 When you said “literally” on the phone, I thought you were just using it incorrectly. 1.4275 0.05839 131 88 30 13
500 'So many metaphors but unfortunately, our time is up'. 1.4275 0.06228 131 92 22 17
501 Now, what is that pressing matter you wanted to talk about? 1.4274 0.06078 124 84 27 13
502 Now do you understand what “literally” means? 1.4268 0.05048 157 102 43 12
503 And you're sure there's nothing you'd like to get off your chest? 1.4267 0.05463 150 101 34 15
504 You're so dramatic -- not every crushing chest pain is a heart attack. 1.4266 0.05480 143 95 35 13
505 How long has your weight bothered you? 1.4265 0.05962 136 94 26 16
506 16 tons, and what do you get? Long term therapy and deeper in debt. 1.4264 0.05800 129 86 31 12
507 We need to talk about your unpaid bill before we talk about getting that off your chest. 1.4264 0.06005 129 88 27 14
508 Tell me what's on your mind. 1.4264 0.05695 129 85 33 11
509 Now that we have your sleep walking cured is there anything else you want to talk about? 1.4264 0.05904 129 87 29 13
510 Is there anything else you'd like to get off your chest? 1.4264 0.06105 129 89 25 15
511 Every time it's your turn to take out the trash you come up with some excuse. 1.4264 0.05904 129 87 29 13
512 You didn't need the prop, I understood the metaphor! 1.4264 0.06204 129 90 23 16
513 Nice metaphor. 1.4262 0.05926 122 81 30 11
514 I'm really better equipped to resolve issues that are emotionally crushing. 1.4262 0.05926 122 81 30 11
515 I'd say it's more of an engineering problem than a psychological one. 1.4258 0.05092 155 101 42 12
516 So, why are you depressed? 1.4255 0.05715 141 96 30 15
517 My practices may be unorthodox, but they have a very high success rate. Most patients don't come back after their first session 1.4255 0.05442 141 93 36 12
518 Is there anything else that you would like to get off of your chest? 1.4254 0.05839 134 91 29 14
519 Can’t run away from your problems now, can you? 1.4254 0.05839 134 91 29 14
520 There’s a ton to talk about. 1.4254 0.05839 134 91 29 14
521 You say you're not sure what's weighing you down, but to me it's obvious. 1.4252 0.05865 127 85 30 12
522 When did you first notice it? 1.4245 0.05497 139 92 35 12
523 You feel like you're under a tremendous weight because you are under a tremendous weight." 1.4245 0.05591 139 93 33 13
524 Tell me about the first time you abused the word 'literally'. 1.4242 0.06000 132 91 26 15
525 Hmmm ... is there something you want to get off your chest? 1.4242 0.05601 132 87 34 11
526 On the bright side, it appears as if you've gotten that monkey off your back. 1.4241 0.05770 158 113 23 22
527 Sure, a crushing sense of pressure in your chest could be a symptom of anxiety, but first let's talk about your inability to get out of bed. 1.4240 0.05821 125 83 31 11
528 So, exactly how long have you been struggling with your weight? 1.4238 0.05269 151 100 38 13
529 I've never been more confident in diagnosing a depression. 1.4237 0.06067 118 79 28 11
530 Yes, you do seem to be under a lot of pressure. 1.4236 0.05538 144 97 33 14
531 Any pressing issues to discuss this week? 1.4236 0.04984 144 91 45 8
532 Sometimes a weight on your chest is JUST a weight on your chest. 1.4236 0.05625 144 98 31 15
533 Yes, I do have student loans. Why do you ask? 1.4234 0.05553 137 91 34 12
534 What is your most pressing concern right now? 1.4234 0.05743 137 93 30 14
535 So when did the voices tell you that Newton was wrong? 1.4233 0.05141 163 109 39 15
536 How long have you had chest pain? 1.4231 0.05148 156 103 40 13
537 At least you got that monkey off your back. 1.4228 0.05568 149 102 31 16
538 I find this technique useful when I discuss my fee. 1.4228 0.05232 149 98 39 12
539 At the end of the day, of course, it’s you who will have to do the heavy lifting. 1.4225 0.05594 142 96 32 14
540 If it's nothing pressing, we'll wait till next time. 1.4225 0.05682 142 97 30 15
541 This type of problem is best dealt with by a crane specialist not a brain specialist. 1.4224 0.06497 116 81 21 14
542 Well Brian, therapy can help, but you'll have to do a lot of heavy lifting. 1.4224 0.06017 116 77 29 10
543 No more surprise erections? The treatment's a success! 1.4221 0.05194 154 102 39 13
544 What a coincidence, I’m going to bill you a ton too. 1.4221 0.05434 154 105 33 16
545 While we await the crane, suppose you tell me a little about your mother. 1.4219 0.06036 128 88 26 14
546 So, tell me, how long has this been weighing on you? 1.4219 0.05502 128 83 36 9
547 If this doesn't fix your erection problem, nothing will. 1.4218 0.05705 147 102 28 17
548 Ok, you got the 16 tons but what did it get you? 1.4215 0.05956 121 81 29 11
549 Repressed, oppressed, or permanent pressed? 1.4215 0.05956 121 81 29 11
550 I see you are under a lot of pressure. 1.4214 0.05274 140 91 39 10
551 Trust me, it's still better then a chip on your shoulder. 1.4214 0.05917 140 98 25 17
552 I have to pee. 1.4214 0.05830 140 97 27 16
553 I see some concrete evidence of stress. 1.4214 0.05274 140 91 39 10
554 Let's start with a few deep breaths. 1.4214 0.05155 159 106 39 14
555 When you called, I assumed you we’re speaking metaphorically. 1.4211 0.05963 133 92 26 15
556 So you are saying it’s not metaphorical. Let’s run with that. 1.4211 0.05769 133 90 30 13
557 First of all, you could probably lose some weight. 1.4211 0.05669 133 89 32 12
558 Well at least you're not internalizing anymore. 1.4207 0.05240 145 95 39 11
559 Doctor, do you think I have a weight problem? 1.4207 0.05845 145 102 25 18
560 It seems you're still having a little trouble keeping the weight off. 1.4206 0.06000 126 86 27 13
561 It’s not an anxiety attack. It’s a panini press. 1.4206 0.06000 126 86 27 13
562 Would you say it feels more like pounds or kilograms? 1.4206 0.07278 107 79 11 17
563 I think I see the problem. 1.4204 0.04960 157 102 44 11
564 I'd suggest that it may not be "life" that is weighing you down. 1.4202 0.06258 119 82 24 13
565 Oh, all right, I'll bite. What do you need to get off your chest? 1.4202 0.06258 119 82 24 13
566 To paraphrase Freud, sometimes a ten-ton weight is just a ten-ton weight. 1.4200 0.05205 150 99 39 12
567 I sense that there is something you would like to get off your chest... 1.4198 0.05730 131 88 31 12
568 I see we don’t have a ton of time left - Oh! Sorry! - my phrasing was insensitive. 1.4198 0.05730 131 88 31 12
569 so how long have you had issues about being under weight? 1.4194 0.06070 124 85 26 13
570 We’ll get to that. First, tell me about your childhood. 1.4194 0.05503 124 80 36 8
571 Is it in the room with us now? 1.4191 0.05674 136 92 31 13
572 Now your eyes are getting heavy. 1.4191 0.05769 136 93 29 14
573 I know we’re delving into some heavy stuff today but you have to trust the process. 1.4186 0.05998 129 89 26 14
574 I can guide you, yes, but you'll have to do the heavy lifting. 1.4186 0.05579 129 85 34 10
575 Tell me more about your student loan debt. 1.4184 0.05341 141 93 37 11
576 I can see why you feel that way. 1.4184 0.05341 141 93 37 11
577 Comfie ? 1.4180 0.06464 122 87 19 16
578 I see. And are there any other pressing issues? 1.4180 0.05683 122 80 33 9
579 You seem a little flat today. 1.4173 0.05393 139 92 36 11
580 So, what do YOU think is causing all this pressure? 1.4172 0.05427 151 103 33 15
581 No, you are not imagining it. 1.4167 0.05531 144 98 32 14
582 We need to talk about the elephant in the room. 1.4167 0.05593 132 88 33 11
583 It could always be worse. You should have seen the guy who was referred here for butterflies in his stomach. 1.4167 0.05300 156 106 35 15
584 Weight weight, don't tell me. Just kidding... 1.4167 0.05895 132 91 27 14
585 When you said on your paperwork that you had a “Ton of Problems” I thought you were speaking figurativly. 1.4167 0.05443 144 97 34 13
586 If I told you that it was made of dark chocolate would you feel better? 1.4167 0.05488 132 87 35 10
587 Can you explain what kind of pressure you're under? 1.4167 0.05488 132 87 35 10
588 After five more years of therapy, it will still be there, but you won't care. 1.4167 0.05624 120 78 34 8
589 Now you know what a bra feels like. 1.4167 0.06567 96 64 24 8
590 I feel like I should get something off my chest 1.4161 0.05137 149 98 40 11
591 Trust me, you’ll feel better once you get it off your chest. 1.4161 0.05396 149 101 34 14
592 The airlines say they won’t let me fly with my comfort concrete counterweight unless I get a note from my psychiatrist. 1.4161 0.05735 137 94 29 14
593 I thought I asked you to go to the bathroom BEFORE we got started! 1.4161 0.06009 137 97 23 17
594 Frankly Henry, we’re sick & tired of hearing your ‘weight of the world’ crap. 1.4161 0.05545 137 92 33 12
595 I told you, it's only until they refill your Ritalin. 1.4160 0.06137 125 87 24 14
596 Of course I know I have a weight problem! 1.4155 0.05675 142 98 29 15
597 So was there anything you wanted to get off your chest? 1.4154 0.06157 130 92 22 16
598 I'm guessing you have something you want to get off your chest. 1.4153 0.05936 118 79 29 10
599 Great session today Bob! I think we really-dare I say-crushed it. 1.4150 0.05447 147 100 33 14
600 What seems to be troubling you, Mr. Jones? 1.4150 0.05361 147 99 35 13
601 You know George, most people would be happy to be underweight. 1.4150 0.05361 147 99 35 13
602 What do you mean by pressure? 1.4150 0.05184 147 97 39 11
603 Yes, I can see that it's not just a metaphor. 1.4148 0.05401 135 89 36 10
604 The first step is acknowledging your problem. 1.4146 0.05764 123 82 31 10
605 Many people do feel better after losing the weight. 1.4146 0.05878 123 83 29 11
606 You said you have something to get off your chest? 1.4146 0.06209 123 86 23 14
607 Well, you should have used the bathroom on your way in. 1.4143 0.05551 140 95 32 13
608 Slowly exhale through your nose and feel your limbs grow heavy." 1.4143 0.05458 140 94 34 12
609 So tell me, what seems to be the problem? 1.4143 0.05910 140 99 24 17
610 Let me guess... you've got something you want to get off your chest. 1.4143 0.05551 140 95 32 13
611 Let's not exaggerate...it is not the whole world, and it isn't really on your shoulders. 1.4141 0.05713 128 86 31 11
612 Thank you for coming, Mr. Abbott. Sorry about the weight. 1.4140 0.05425 157 109 31 17
613 It looks like you have a ton to talk about this week, so let's get started. 1.4138 0.05672 145 101 28 16
614 I'm sorry Kevin, we're out of time. 1.4136 0.05154 162 110 37 15
615 Just give the antidepressants another week or two to kick in." 1.4135 0.06050 133 94 23 16
616 No, I don’t think it’s all in your mind. 1.4135 0.05559 133 89 33 11
617 On a scale of 1 to 5 million, with 5 million being the greatest, how much pressure would you say you are feeling right now? 1.4133 0.05531 150 104 30 16
618 Tell me again: how many Viagra tablets? 1.4133 0.05691 150 106 26 18
619 I'm sensing there's something you want to get off your chest. 1.4133 0.05283 150 101 36 13
620 Tell me whenever you're ready - no pressure" 1.4132 0.06284 121 85 22 14
621 I see you have a lot you want to get off your chest. 1.4130 0.06148 138 100 19 19
622 I think we both know what's really bothering you. 1.4130 0.05513 138 93 33 12
623 I just wanted you to know how it feels with you on top. 1.4129 0.05552 155 109 28 18
624 Very good. And now I'd like you to visualize how you felt AFTER your mother's visit. 1.4127 0.06301 126 90 20 16
625 I get the impression your wife is forcing you to stay in therapy" 1.4127 0.05992 126 87 26 13
626 Look, either it’s this, or you learn to iron your own damn clothes. 1.4126 0.05815 143 101 25 17
627 So tell me why you've named it mommy. 1.4122 0.06118 131 93 22 16
628 On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate your feelings of entrapment? 1.4118 0.05183 170 118 34 18
629 Strangely enough this is actually the most common side-effect of your anti-depressant. 1.4114 0.05010 158 105 41 12
630 Sure you wouldn't rather drink the prep? 1.4113 0.05961 141 101 22 18
631 Some things are real and some are imagined.  Can you feel the difference? 1.4113 0.05139 141 92 40 9
632 Not funny, Fred. Now go get dressed before we're late for my mother's birthday party. 1.4113 0.05611 141 97 30 14
633 Describe this pressure you feel. 1.4113 0.05493 124 81 35 8
634 Why don't YOU tell me what you think your problem is? 1.4110 0.05556 146 101 30 15
635 Is there something you'd like to get off your chest, Howard? 1.4109 0.05887 129 89 27 13
636 Henry, I know what a metaphor is. You don't have to be so dramatic. 1.4109 0.05678 129 87 31 11
637 When you left a message telling me you were underweight, I assumed you meant you had an eating disorder 1.4109 0.06089 129 91 23 15
638 You *say* it helps keep you grounded, but I think your putting a lot of pressure on yourself. 1.4109 0.05116 129 82 41 6
639 Let's start with why you feel the need to wear such a large belt buckle. 1.4104 0.05918 134 94 25 15
640 I swear to God, if I hear one more "I just need to get this off my chest" quip... 1.4104 0.05213 134 87 39 8
641 So, is there anything you want to talk about? 1.4104 0.05823 134 93 27 14
642 Yes, but figuratively what do you think the problem is? 1.4101 0.05481 139 94 33 12
643 You didn’t even mention my new haircut 1.4101 0.05481 139 94 33 12
644 I must stress that you consider the gravity of this situation. 1.4098 0.05791 122 82 30 10
645 You may recall I only promised to help get the weight off your shoulders. 1.4097 0.05160 144 95 39 10
646 Seriously. It's a metaphor. 1.4094 0.05517 127 84 34 9
647 Anything you would like to talk about today, Stan ? 1.4094 0.05739 127 86 30 11
648 So you’ve added a few pounds and now you’re depressed? 1.4094 0.05130 149 99 39 11
649 There is such a thing as too much cowbell. 1.4091 0.05650 154 110 25 19
650 Just relax . . . .Breathe normally. . 1.4091 0.05686 132 90 30 12
651 Let's talk about your preoccupation with weight loss. 1.4091 0.05420 154 107 31 16
652 So would you describe your problems in kilograms or pounds? 1.4091 0.05584 132 89 32 11
653 This will test that Viagra substitute. 1.4091 0.05799 154 112 21 21
654 Let's talk about your panini nightmares. 1.4088 0.05727 137 95 28 14
655 So would it be fair to say you’ve felt under a lot of pressure lately? 1.4088 0.05727 137 95 28 14
656 When did you first notice this tightness in your chest? 1.4088 0.05536 137 93 32 12
657 If I rush to help you I'm not really listening, am I? 1.4087 0.06524 115 82 19 14
658 Yes, I see it too. 1.4085 0.05030 164 111 39 14
659 Let's skip the breathing exercises. 1.4085 0.05030 164 111 39 14
660 We're almost out of time. Is there anything else you'd like to get off your chest? 1.4085 0.05926 142 102 22 18
661 so you say you struggle with your weight. let's talk a little more about that 1.4085 0.05667 142 99 28 15
662 I’m hoping you charge by the hour and not the pound... 1.4085 0.05303 142 95 36 11
663 Describe to me what you think might be holding you back? 1.4085 0.05755 142 100 26 16
664 The good news is, you don't have anxiety. 1.4083 0.05857 120 81 29 10
665 Not to worry - my next patient has a superman complex. 1.4082 0.05525 147 102 30 15
666 And this “roadrunner,” does he have a name? 1.4082 0.05525 147 102 30 15
667 I gotta say, Gary, a lot of your problems seem to be self-inflicted. 1.4079 0.05058 152 101 40 11
668 Before we finish this session, is there anything you'd like to get off your chest? 1.4076 0.05343 157 109 32 16
669 Well.., psychosomatic conditions can feel very real sometimes. 1.4076 0.05108 157 106 38 13
670 Next time, let's discuss your anxiety through the use of simile instead of metaphor. 1.4074 0.05787 135 94 27 14
671 You really need to stop putting so much pressure on yourself. 1.4074 0.05183 135 88 39 8
672 You’ll feel better when you get it off your chest. 1.4074 0.05691 135 93 29 13
673 I think you need to lighten up. 1.4069 0.05405 145 99 33 13
674 Why do you put so much pressure on yourself? 1.4067 0.05524 150 105 29 16
675 And what pressing issues will we be dealing with in today's session? 1.4065 0.05981 123 85 26 12
676 What would you like to talk about, Mr. Panini? 1.4062 0.05703 128 87 30 11
677 So, what's on your mind? 1.4062 0.05915 128 89 26 13
678 Ya know, I'm just going to skip the childhood questions for now. 1.4062 0.05810 128 88 28 12
679 Awearness of the problem does not solve the problem. 1.4062 0.05594 128 86 32 10
680 On the other hand, sometimes a weight is just a weight 1.4062 0.05594 128 86 32 10
681 Try not to focus on what you’re no longer able to do. 1.4060 0.05341 133 88 36 9
682 All right, so here I am. What's this 'big thing' you need 'to get off your chest' 1.4058 0.05504 138 94 32 12
683 I usually deal with more figurative problems. 1.4058 0.05407 138 93 34 11
684 My feet itch 1.4058 0.05599 138 95 30 13
685 I know you have been under a lot of pressure lately. 1.4056 0.05457 143 98 32 13
686 And you say you also have difficulty breathing? 1.4054 0.05059 148 98 40 10
687 So, tell me what the problem is. 1.4051 0.05082 158 107 38 13
688 This is the only cognitive behavioral therapy method approved by your insurance. 1.4051 0.05315 158 110 32 16
689 I notice you're still thinking concretely. 1.4051 0.05002 158 106 40 12
690 So, you say you feel paralyzed at times? 1.4050 0.05818 121 82 29 10
691 Look at the bright side, Steve. You've completely squashed the monkey on your back. 1.4048 0.05356 168 120 28 20
692 I see you’re dating again. 1.4048 0.06087 126 89 23 14
693 It seems there is something you need to get off your chest. 1.4046 0.05914 131 92 25 14
694 At least you don’t have a chip on your shoulder. 1.4046 0.05712 131 90 29 12
695 It looks like our time is up. Shall I call for a Lyft? 1.4043 0.05419 141 96 33 12
696 Well, finally you have a good reason for being depressed. 1.4043 0.05602 141 98 29 14
697 I don't think Viagra will solve your problem. 1.4043 0.05511 141 97 31 13
698 It’ll feel good to get things off your chest. 1.4043 0.05602 141 98 29 14
699 Seems like you need to get something off your chest. 1.4043 0.05511 141 97 31 13
700 Have you always been self-conscious about your weight? 1.4041 0.05632 146 103 27 16
701 I think you're putting too much pressure on yourself. 1.4041 0.05462 146 101 31 14
702 So. . .tell me what you think might be holding you back. 1.4041 0.05286 146 99 35 12
703 Is this a recent problem, or were you under weight at birth 1.4038 0.05286 156 108 33 15
704 Charlie, is there anything you want to get off your chest? 1.4034 0.05885 119 81 28 10
705 Don't get up. 1.4031 0.06179 129 93 20 16
706 Is there anything concrete that you can point to as an obstacle to your self-realization? 1.4030 0.05414 134 90 34 10
707 Let’s focus on your most pressing issues 1.4030 0.05203 134 88 38 8
708 How does it feel to actualize a metaphor? 1.4029 0.05751 139 98 26 15
709 Actually the weight of the world is a thousand trillion metric tons so let's not catastrophize everything OK? 1.4028 0.05603 144 101 28 15
710 Oh. You were being literal. 1.4028 0.05151 144 96 38 10
711 No, I don't think you're imagining it. 1.4027 0.04848 149 97 44 8
712 Well, whether it's Freudian or Jungian is really beside the point, don't you think? 1.4027 0.05296 149 102 34 13
713 I can't help but notice you've put on weight. 1.4027 0.05380 149 103 32 14
714 So, how do you feel now that that weight is off your shoulders? 1.4026 0.05254 154 106 34 14
715 Or, you could learn to iron. 1.4024 0.04948 164 111 40 13
716 So, what's got you down? 1.4024 0.05241 164 115 32 17
717 Bear in mind that sometimes a weight is just a weight. 1.4016 0.05662 122 82 31 9
718 Usually in marriage counseling, you bring your wife. But you say this is less painful? 1.4016 0.05780 122 83 29 10
719 I think I know why you can't get out of bed in the morning. 1.4016 0.05619 127 86 31 10
720 I suppose maybe its not all in your head. 1.4015 0.05253 132 87 37 8
721 On the other hand, sometimes a two-ton block of concrete is just a two-ton block of concrete. 1.4015 0.05677 132 91 29 12
722 The weight won't come off until you admit you have a problem. 1.4015 0.05574 132 90 31 11
723 I'm glad to see you took that weight off your shoulders. 1.4015 0.05677 132 91 29 12
724 I’ve consulted one of my colleagues on your case. He’s a crane operator. 1.4015 0.05677 132 91 29 12
725 I'm happy to say that the tightness in your chest has nothing to do with your anxiety. 1.4015 0.05877 132 93 25 14
726 Now do you understand the meaning of 'literally'? 1.4015 0.06070 132 95 21 16
727 Look on the bright side: my last patient had something gnawing at his brain. 1.4015 0.05574 132 90 31 11
728 I took a load off Fanny, and she put the load right on me. 1.4015 0.05623 137 95 29 13
729 Where would you like to start today? 1.4014 0.05659 142 100 27 15
730 So tell me, what would you like to get off your chest today? 1.4014 0.05388 142 97 33 12
731 Tell me now, what did you want to get off your chest ? 1.4014 0.05388 142 97 33 12
732 So tell me what’s bothering you. 1.4014 0.05257 147 100 35 12
733 There’s a metaphor here but I can’t quite place it... 1.4014 0.05257 147 100 35 12
734 I understand that you have something to get off your chest. 1.4013 0.05219 152 104 35 13
735 Tell me, what’s keeping you down? 1.4013 0.04784 152 99 45 8
736 Why don't you try focusing on the positive? 1.4000 0.05792 125 86 28 11
737 Mr. Hobbes, I think it's time we talk about your first crush. 1.4000 0.05534 140 97 30 13
738 Norman, 'meet the press'. 1.4000 0.05964 120 83 26 11
739 We've talked about how you tend to magnify your problems, Jeffrey. It may feel like the weight of the world, but I assure you, it's five tons, at most. 1.4000 0.05534 140 97 30 13
740 Not that this helps you , Mr. Smith, but did you know that 100 kilograms of feathers would hurt just as much? 1.4000 0.05382 135 91 34 10
741 The good thing is that now you’ll cook quickly and evenly. 1.4000 0.05656 145 103 26 16
742 So what can we take away from this session? 1.4000 0.05267 150 103 34 13
743 For erections lasting more than four hours, consult a physician. 1.4000 0.05565 125 84 32 9
744 And lastly we need to discuss the matter of your unpaid bill. 1.4000 0.05441 140 96 32 12
745 It appears you're suffering from an inability to comprehend metaphors. 1.4000 0.05031 160 109 38 13
746 Honestly Doc, I think my mother is the least of my worries 1.4000 0.05306 155 108 32 15
747 Your co-pay is only good up to 100 kilos. 1.4000 0.05416 130 87 34 9
748 Yes, but how do you feel inside? 1.4000 0.05534 140 97 30 13
749 Try smiling more. 1.4000 0.05596 150 107 26 17
750 I could tell you what the problem is right now, but you've already paid for five sessions, so let's talk it out. 1.4000 0.05063 155 105 38 12
751 So what do you think is the problem? 1.4000 0.04980 155 104 40 11
752 Before we can get anything off your chest, I need to see proof of insurance and a valid ID. 1.4000 0.06041 130 93 22 15
753 Are you sure this is what a mammogram feels like? 1.3987 0.05355 153 107 31 15
754 Just feel yourself floating above the couch. 1.3986 0.05316 148 102 33 13
755 I am trying to relax...I'm under a lot of pressure 1.3986 0.05713 143 102 25 16
756 Honey, there is a better way to iron your pants. 1.3986 0.05074 143 95 39 9
757 And do you feel you have been sleepwalking less? 1.3986 0.05776 138 98 25 15
758 Or we could up your meds. 1.3986 0.05684 138 97 27 14
759 Jeez, enough with the weight of white male privilege, already. 1.3986 0.05684 138 97 27 14
760 Is there something you would like to get off your chest? 1.3985 0.05840 133 94 25 14
761 Would you care to talk about it? 1.3985 0.05540 133 91 31 11
762 You have a gift for metaphor, Mr. Kleindienst. 1.3985 0.05742 133 93 27 13
763 Doc, I'm under a lot of pressure. 1.3985 0.05742 133 93 27 13
764 Anxiety can cause shortness of breath. 1.3976 0.04748 166 111 44 11
765 I've got a ton of problems, doc. 1.3974 0.04979 151 101 40 10
766 Well, at least we got it off your shoulders. 1.3974 0.05322 151 105 32 14
767 I'm glad to see you got the chip off your shoulder. 1.3973 0.05366 146 101 32 13
768 Sometimes progress comes from simply getting up and getting started. Have you tried that? 1.3973 0.05095 146 98 38 10
769 Your metaphor is showing. 1.3972 0.05593 141 99 28 14
770 Xanax for your metaphorically crushing anxiety; a crane for your literally crushing anxiety 1.3972 0.05683 141 100 26 15
771 I can now confirm for sure that it's not just in your head. 1.3971 0.05248 136 91 36 9
772 So what's really bothering you? 1.3969 0.05492 131 89 32 10
773 Any pressing concerns holding you down? 1.3969 0.06002 131 94 22 15
774 I don’t know doctor, without it I get the feeling I’ll just float away. 1.3969 0.05701 131 91 28 12
775 Look on the bright side. I bill by the hour, not the pound. 1.3969 0.05598 131 90 30 11
776 I sense you have something to get off your chest. 1.3968 0.05971 126 89 24 13
777 You don't have to mansplain the metaphor, Marvin. I understand it. 1.3968 0.05864 126 88 26 12
778 First we have to identify what is weighing you down. 1.3967 0.06039 121 85 24 12
779 The good news is it’s not psychological guilt that’s crushing you, Vincent. 1.3966 0.06107 116 81 24 11
780 I'm referring you out to a planet with less gravity. 1.3961 0.05164 154 106 35 13
781 Happy to squeeze you in! 1.3960 0.05200 149 102 35 12
782 As I recall, in our last session you mentioned there was something you’d like to get off your chest. 1.3960 0.05112 149 101 37 11
783 It's an effective treatment for sleepwalking, though there are some mild side-effects 1.3957 0.05168 139 93 37 9
784 So, what exactly would you like to get off your chest? 1.3957 0.05463 139 96 31 12
785 I'm sorry. I always thought you were speaking metaphorically. 1.3957 0.05168 139 93 37 9
786 It seems like no matter what you try, you always end up putting the weight back on. 1.3955 0.06087 134 98 19 17
787 I have a ton of things to talk about, Doc. 1.3955 0.05707 134 94 27 13
788 Anvil, shmanvil. Tell me about your mother. 1.3953 0.05969 129 92 23 14
789 You have a severe case of compression. 1.3953 0.05438 129 87 33 9
790 Why can't you just carry the weight on your shoulders like everybody else? 1.3953 0.05657 129 89 29 11
791 And how do you think it makes the crane feel? 1.3953 0.05438 129 87 33 9
792 So, go ahead, what’s this “tons of stuff you wanted to get off you chest” ? 1.3950 0.05232 119 77 37 5
793 I'm afraid our time is up, so you might want to bring this up again next time. 1.3950 0.05873 119 82 27 10
794 In situations like yours, I recommend a combination of talk therapy and demolition. 1.3946 0.05592 147 105 26 16
795 Well, I see your time is almost up. 1.3946 0.05248 147 101 34 12
796 Well, why don't you start by describing it. 1.3944 0.05470 142 99 30 13
797 So it looks like you need to get something off your chest. 1.3942 0.05419 137 94 32 11
798 So you say there’s something you’d like to get off your chest? 1.3942 0.05614 137 96 28 13
799 ..and of these, which do you think is most pressing? 1.3939 0.05867 132 94 24 14
800 Well, look at the bright side. At least it's not weighing on your mind! 1.3939 0.05563 132 91 30 11
801 At least the iron supplement seems to be working. 1.3938 0.05327 160 114 29 17
802 Your emotional issues stem from the fact that you are under weight. 1.3937 0.05826 127 89 26 12
803 Okay, I've visualized it. Now what? 1.3937 0.05718 127 88 28 11
804 Now, Frank, what seems to be the trouble? 1.3937 0.05826 127 89 26 12
805 so tell me why we're here today 1.3937 0.06037 127 91 22 14
806 Would you say you've been under a lot of pressure lately? 1.3937 0.05495 127 86 32 9
807 Yes, but what's really troubling you? 1.3935 0.05218 155 108 33 14
808 I’ll get it. 1.3934 0.05884 122 85 26 11
809 I get it. You don't want kids. 1.3934 0.06220 122 88 20 14
810 Can't we just buy an iron? 1.3933 0.05588 150 108 25 17
811 Now, I know you have a ton to process... 1.3933 0.05172 150 103 35 12
812 Sometimes a 500-pound weight is just a 500-pound weight. 1.3933 0.05343 150 105 31 14
813 Stop complaining. I have to go through menopause. 1.3933 0.04996 150 101 39 10
814 Are you still experiencing erectile dysfunction? 1.3932 0.06185 117 83 22 12
815 I thought I'd give you a sense of what these sessions are like for me. 1.3932 0.05942 117 81 26 10
816 Normally these huge weights are just metaphors 1.3931 0.05113 145 98 37 10
817 Seems like you’ve been under a lot of pressure, Frank. Tell me what that feels like. 1.3931 0.05206 145 99 35 11
818 Let's start by talking about your weight. 1.3931 0.05387 145 101 31 13
819 Depressed? 1.3929 0.05617 140 99 27 14
820 If you must know, a co-worker bet me a thousand dollars I couldn't keep a man for a week. 1.3926 0.05371 135 92 33 10
821 I know, but have you SEEN your posture?! 1.3923 0.05180 130 86 37 7
822 I guess I assumed something different from your voicemail. I'm not sure if I can help you. 1.3923 0.05621 130 90 29 11
823 So, what seems to be bothering you? 1.3923 0.05621 130 90 29 11
824 Don't worry–it's part of the treatment. Each week we add weight until we crush your soul. Then we build you back up again. 1.3923 0.05830 130 92 25 13
825 And it's not being removed until after the 2020 election. 1.3923 0.05621 130 90 29 11
826 Harold, is there something you want to get off your chest? 1.3923 0.05931 130 93 23 14
827 Well, that’s the sixty nine hundred pound question, Dan. 1.3923 0.05726 130 91 27 12
828 I sense you want to get something off your chest. 1.3923 0.05726 130 91 27 12
829 Now try imagining, instead of a ton of cement - it's a ton of feathers. 1.3922 0.05183 153 106 34 13
830 It's the Fed's. They decided against electronic monitoring". 1.3920 0.05668 125 86 29 10
831 Ok. The mattress is extra firm. You proved your point. 1.3920 0.05781 125 87 27 11
832 Well, that should hold you until the little blue pill wears off. 1.3920 0.05781 125 87 27 11
833 Talk more about your addiction to giant foam cowbells. 1.3919 0.05561 148 106 26 16
834 How long is your mother-in-law staying? 1.3917 0.05461 120 80 33 7
835 Well, at least we took care of the monkey on your back. 1.3916 0.05529 143 101 28 14
836 Do you have anything you'd like to get off your chest? 1.3916 0.05348 143 99 32 12
837 You could resolve the issue you have with your parents, but I'm thinking the relief you're looking for might have a simpler solution. 1.3913 0.05387 138 95 32 11
838 You feel like you're unable to get up off the couch. Why do you think that is? 1.3913 0.05387 138 95 32 11
839 Nothing a little Xanax won’t fix. 1.3910 0.04861 156 105 41 10
840 Well, I think we should address your most pressing issues first. 1.3910 0.05319 133 90 34 9
841 Please hold on while my office verifies your insurance coverage and calculates your co-pay. 1.3910 0.05100 133 88 38 7
842 So, you mentioned that there's something that you'd like to get off your chest. 1.3906 0.05572 128 88 30 10
843 Now for the true test for that Extra Extra VIAGRA! 1.3906 0.06099 128 93 20 15
844 Is there anything you'd like to get off of your chest? 1.3902 0.05298 164 118 28 18
845 I’ve had a problem lately with patients leaving without paying. 1.3902 0.05958 123 87 24 12
846 I confess, it began as a simple pyramid scheme. 1.3902 0.06178 123 89 20 14
847 You will feel a lot better if you just get it off your chest. 1.3901 0.05584 141 100 27 14
848 We can start as soon as you've made yourself comfortable... 1.3901 0.05010 141 94 39 8
849 Anything else pressing you today? 1.3901 0.05399 141 98 31 12
850 I believe we have gone beyond 'baggage.' 1.3901 0.05305 141 97 33 11
851 The weight always comes back. 1.3901 0.05010 141 94 39 8
852 See? I bet you’re not even thinking about your identity crisis now. 1.3898 0.05650 118 80 30 8
853 I suppose you want to get something off your chest? 1.3897 0.05441 136 94 31 11
854 After weeks of exasperation, Dr. Thompson literally shows Jim the correct use of the word "literally." 1.3897 0.05827 136 98 23 15
855 So tell me, what’s on your mind? 1.3896 0.05072 154 106 36 12
856 My fee is $250, but I charge extra if heavy lifting is required. 1.3894 0.05683 113 76 30 7
857 Try to put it into words. 1.3893 0.05690 131 92 27 12
858 An hour may not be enough. 1.3889 0.05317 144 100 32 12
859 Sorry, time's up. 1.3889 0.06556 108 78 18 12
860 I don’t insist that it’s self-imposed but it’s curious that it has a handle. 1.3889 0.05282 126 84 35 7
861 What you’re describing, George, sounds like angina. 1.3885 0.05547 139 98 28 13
862 I'm under a lot of pressure... 1.3885 0.05258 139 95 34 10
863 It’s about focusing on something bigger than yourself 1.3885 0.05732 139 100 24 15
864 I'm certain that to you it feels like a pressing issue. 1.3885 0.05452 139 97 30 12
865 Relax. 1.3885 0.05452 139 97 30 12
866 You're free to leave at any time. 1.3885 0.05157 139 94 36 9
867 I don’t think I can stomach this much longer. 1.3885 0.05258 139 95 34 10
868 Now try running away from your problems. 1.3884 0.06251 121 88 19 14
869 I think you mean ‘figuratively’ crushing your will to live. 1.3884 0.05794 121 84 27 10
870 Mmmhmm...and how does that make you feel? 1.3882 0.05117 152 105 35 12
871 I sense that you are suffering from a cliche. 1.3881 0.05495 134 93 30 11
872 I used to have chip on my shoulder. 1.3878 0.05327 147 103 31 13
873 Better start getting up now; the session is over in 50 minutes. 1.3878 0.05499 147 105 27 15
874 Literally, a ton of problems? 1.3878 0.05327 147 103 31 13
875 Yes, feeling unable to breathe is often due to anxiety, but there are other causes. 1.3876 0.05198 129 86 36 7
876 You look like you're under a lot of pressure. 1.3876 0.05537 129 89 30 10
877 How long have you been afraid of blowing away? 1.3876 0.05645 129 90 28 11
878 You're the one who said the ankle bracelet was too cumbersome. 1.3875 0.05169 160 113 32 15
879 Doctor, I don't think you're grasping the gravity of this situation. 1.3874 0.05748 111 75 29 7
880 Ok, but what's on your MIND? 1.3873 0.05551 142 101 27 14
881 I understand but how do you FEEL about it ? 1.3869 0.05308 137 94 33 10
882 Let's talk for a minute about your weight. 1.3869 0.05603 137 97 27 13
883 Metaphorically, Dale. 1.3869 0.05308 137 94 33 10
884 Let me guess, you have something you need to get off your chest? 1.3866 0.05483 119 80 32 7
885 So, you've been under a lot of pressure lately. 1.3866 0.06098 119 85 22 12
886 It's how your wife feels when you make love to her. 1.3865 0.05245 163 117 29 17
887 I sense there's something you'd like to get off your chest. 1.3864 0.05756 132 94 25 13
888 Unless that was put there by your mother, I'm not going to be much help. 1.3864 0.05655 132 93 27 12
889 Wouldn't your life be a bit easier, Mr. Pomeroy, if you wore a smaller belt buckle? 1.3864 0.05655 132 93 27 12
890 I asked you to use the bathroom before we started! 1.3864 0.05856 132 95 23 14
891 Oh, I thought you were speaking metaphorically. 1.3864 0.05446 132 91 31 10
892 So, tell me about your mother. 1.3864 0.05655 132 93 27 12
893 I wish I had a dollar for every time someone tells me they have a ton of issues to talk about. 1.3864 0.05446 132 91 31 10
894 So, what I am hearing, is that you're under extreme pressure. 1.3862 0.05466 145 103 28 14
895 Unfortunately, I charge by the pound 1.3861 0.05214 158 112 31 15
896 So why do you call it Donald? 1.3860 0.06169 114 81 22 11
897 Yes, but how does it make you feel? 1.3858 0.06025 127 92 21 14
898 Yes I’ve been under a lot of pressure lately. 1.3858 0.05482 127 87 31 9
899 Isn't this an improvement to being stuck between a rock and a hard place? 1.3858 0.05814 127 90 25 12
900 Something’s weighing on you. I can see it. 1.3857 0.05420 140 98 30 12
901 Lots of people have weight problems. 1.3857 0.05514 140 99 28 13
902 Let me refer you to my colleague, Dr. Wile E. Coyote. 1.3857 0.05514 140 99 28 13
903 'Have you tried mindfulness?' 1.3857 0.05514 140 99 28 13
904 Need to get something off your chest? 1.3857 0.05698 140 101 24 15
905 I can see you've been under a lot of pressure lately. 1.3853 0.06373 109 78 20 11
906 You'll feel relief as you delve further back into your childhood, and the crane arrives. 1.3852 0.05360 135 93 32 10
907 Let’s try some word association. Trapezoid? 1.3852 0.05256 135 92 34 9
908 I sense you have a pressing concern. 1.3852 0.05462 135 94 30 11
909 I only do emotional heavy lifting. 1.3851 0.04938 148 100 39 9
910 You seem to be under a great deal of pressure. 1.3851 0.05383 148 105 29 14
911 Mr. Smith, is there something you'd like to get off your chest? 1.3846 0.05244 143 99 33 11
912 I'll start by saying I sense there is something you need to get off your chest... 1.3846 0.05502 130 90 30 10
913 There's something I've been wanting to get off my chest. 1.3846 0.05818 130 93 24 13
914 Yes, it's a firm mattress. 1.3846 0.05502 130 90 30 10
915 It’s a new therapy. This weight is instantly trivializing all your other problems. 1.3846 0.05519 143 102 27 14
916 Well, at least now we have a problem a bit more concrete to deal with. 1.3846 0.05429 143 101 29 13
917 Normally I bill by the hour, but in your case it will be by the pound. 1.3841 0.05220 151 106 32 13
918 Last session you mentioned that you needed to get something off your chest. Anything you'd like to share today? 1.3841 0.05468 151 109 26 16
919 If you don't want to try ballroom dancing, just say so. 1.3841 0.05387 151 108 28 15
920 You look depressed today. 1.3841 0.04960 151 103 38 10
921 It won't seem so heavy if you use the metric system. 1.3841 0.05277 138 95 33 10
922 I believe I had mentioned weight gain as a side effect... 1.3841 0.05277 138 95 33 10
923 Grunting is not an answer, Mr Jensen. Now tell me again about your mother's expectations. 1.3841 0.04859 138 91 41 6
924 I sense there’s something you want to get off your chest. 1.3841 0.05176 138 94 35 9
925 I just feel like I have an average size human under me all the time 1.3840 0.06094 125 91 20 14
926 What did you think it would feel like? 1.3840 0.05655 125 87 28 10
927 So when you say “lots of pressure”, do you mean from work or at home? 1.3836 0.04704 159 107 43 9
928 As per your instructions, I took the load off Fanny and put it right on you. 1.3836 0.05075 146 100 36 10
929 Psychiatrist, no, I am just waiting for your family to pay the ransom. 1.3835 0.05413 133 92 31 10
930 So what’s been keeping you down lately? 1.3835 0.05720 133 95 25 13
931 At least you're grounded. 1.3835 0.05620 133 94 27 12
932 Don’t despair. My two-o’clock is carrying the weight of the entire world. 1.3833 0.06283 120 88 18 14
933 I can’t do all the heavy lifting in this marriage. 1.3831 0.05146 154 108 33 13
934 Is this better than the elephant or worse than the elephant? 1.3831 0.04892 154 105 39 10
935 I really thought you were speaking metaphorically. 1.3831 0.05388 154 111 27 16
936 Let’s unpack what you mean by a heaviness in your chest. Is it a sadness, or perhaps more like a 10 ton weight that is holding you down? Oh, I’m sorry. Our time here is up. We’ll pursue this more next time. 1.3830 0.05752 141 103 22 16
937 What would you like to talk about today. 1.3830 0.05482 141 100 28 13
938 You'd be amazed by how just talking about it helps. 1.3830 0.05294 141 98 32 11
939 Let's start over, but this time, tell me what really happened. 1.3830 0.05573 141 101 26 14
940 The point of coming to therapy is to get things off your chest. 1.3828 0.05882 128 92 23 13
941 Throw it out if it doesn't spark joy! 1.3828 0.06088 128 94 19 15
942 Have you tried lifting with your legs? 1.3826 0.05682 149 110 21 18
943 There's a metaphor in here, I can feel it. 1.3826 0.05181 149 104 33 12
944 I see you've finally gotten that monkey off your back. 1.3824 0.05529 136 96 28 12
945 No, I meant "emotional" baggage. You are such a concrete thinker, sometimes. 1.3824 0.05722 136 98 24 14
946 In future, might I suggest you just tell me how you feel. 1.3824 0.05429 136 95 30 11
947 Describe the sensation you are having again? 1.3824 0.05529 136 96 28 12
948 Given the circumstances, you're holding up well. 1.3821 0.05479 123 84 31 8
949 Too much cowbell. 1.3821 0.06482 123 93 13 17
950 So how are you feeling? 1.3819 0.05025 144 98 37 9
951 Accept the things you cannot change. 1.3819 0.05121 144 99 35 10
952 It looks like there is something you want to get off your chest. 1.3819 0.05307 144 101 31 12
953 I'm not making light of your situation. 1.3819 0.04828 144 96 41 7
954 I know you’re under a lot of pressure at work but do you have to bring it home with you? 1.3819 0.05025 144 98 37 9
955 I’ve felt like this since January of 2017. 1.3819 0.05913 144 108 17 19
956 Most people are here against their will. 1.3817 0.05574 131 92 28 11
957 Yes, but how does the giant block of concrete make you feel? 1.3817 0.05679 131 93 26 12
958 Just say whatever comes to mind, no pressure. 1.3816 0.05275 152 108 30 14
959 Mansplain your way out of this. 1.3816 0.05275 152 108 30 14
960 You're phone is ringing. 1.3815 0.04947 173 123 34 16
961 Though Martin had doubts about his therapists methods, he couldn’t argue that his work related stress seemed less significant during these sessions. 1.3813 0.05246 139 96 33 10
962 So, tell me about your new crush. 1.3813 0.05146 139 95 35 9
963 Sometimes one’s childhood just isn’t all that relevant. 1.3813 0.05441 139 98 29 12
964 For most patients, losing the weight is easier than keeping if off. 1.3813 0.05536 139 99 27 13
965 Let's talk more about this so-called "baggage." 1.3813 0.05441 139 98 29 12
966 Just a hunch, but before we start is there anything you need to get off your chest? 1.3813 0.05006 160 112 35 13
967 Don't worry. It will be removed once your bill is paid. 1.3813 0.04926 160 111 37 12
968 Not to add to your problems but you do realize you're liable for the couch also. 1.3810 0.05387 126 86 32 8
969 Do I see what? 1.3810 0.05138 147 102 34 11
970 So the way you’ve described it, Gerry, it has some sort of a ring on top. Tell me more about that. 1.3810 0.05730 126 89 26 11
971 So you don't think the problem is in your head. 1.3810 0.05387 126 86 32 8
972 Obviously, you want to get something off your chest. 1.3810 0.05948 126 91 22 13
973 ...And you say the anxiety is crushing? 1.3806 0.04780 155 105 41 9
974 The first step is accepting you need to lose weight. 1.3806 0.05280 155 111 29 15
975 Why are you here Mr. Blake? 1.3806 0.05380 134 93 31 10
976 To say you have something to get off your chest is a bit of an understatement. 1.3805 0.05666 113 77 29 7
977 Now, I trust you'll be less casual with the word "literally". 1.3804 0.04862 163 113 38 12
978 And for how long have you imagined yourself a panini, Mr. Braxton? 1.3803 0.05450 142 101 28 13
979 No Mr. Jenkins, I assure you as your psychiatrist that I do not think the feeling of a giant weight bearing down on you is all in your head. 1.3803 0.05263 142 99 32 11
980 More cowbell? 1.3803 0.05450 142 101 28 13
981 Have you thought about less weight and more reps? 1.3803 0.05450 142 101 28 13
982 Okay, I get it. You're feeling depressed. 1.3803 0.04970 142 96 38 8
983 I prefer to use concrete metaphors with my patients. 1.3802 0.05898 121 86 24 11
984 Apparently you can keep a good man down. 1.3802 0.05660 121 84 28 9
985 When you said you "needed to get something off your chest," I expected something more ... figurative. 1.3800 0.05065 150 104 35 11
986 What do YOU feel is keeping you down? 1.3800 0.05153 150 105 33 12
987 You know and I know there's something you need to get off your chest. 1.3798 0.05413 129 89 31 9
988 This giant weight, do you see it in the room right now? 1.3798 0.05524 129 90 29 10
989 And what else do you want to get off your chest? 1.3796 0.05397 137 96 30 11
990 Believe me, it’ll be good to get this off your chest. 1.3793 0.05542 145 105 25 15
991 If you could wave a magic wand, what positive changes would you make happen in your life? 1.3793 0.05455 145 104 27 14
992 I think you’ll feel better, Mr. Jones, if you unburden yourself. 1.3791 0.04819 153 104 40 9
993 Let's start out by taking a deep breath, relaxing, and then telling me what you want to get off your chest. 1.3790 0.05905 124 89 23 12
994 ...and then I’ve got this weight problem. 1.3790 0.05905 124 89 23 12
995 Well at least we've gotten it off your shoulders. 1.3788 0.05643 132 94 26 12
996 No, I don’t think it’s a heart attack 1.3788 0.05217 132 90 34 8
997 I see you’ve put that weight back on 1.3788 0.05434 132 92 30 10
998 And now for the gravity vs. Viagra test. 1.3788 0.05643 132 94 26 12
999 I see. Still, I'd like to explore your relationship with your parents. 1.3786 0.05313 140 98 31 11
1000 Anyway, enough about my father. What did you say you were here for? 1.3786 0.05503 140 100 27 13
1001 Clearly, the problem is your mother. 1.3786 0.05313 140 98 31 11
1002 And then,after I got my hair done,I went to the market and bumped into Madge who told me Harley's gonna get surgery on his prostate,and I told her... 1.3786 0.05313 140 98 31 11
1003 I'm sorry, your insurance doesn't cover removal. 1.3786 0.05596 140 101 25 14
1004 Sorry. The first session doesn't usually get this heavy. 1.3786 0.05313 140 98 31 11
1005 This isn't psychology. It's simple physics. 1.3786 0.05313 140 98 31 11
1006 You know, you'd feel a lot better if you just got it off your chest. 1.3784 0.05287 148 105 30 13
1007 See? Farting cured! 1.3784 0.05287 148 105 30 13
1008 You seem a little depressed today. 1.3784 0.05542 148 108 24 16
1009 But how does it feel? More like kilograms or pounds? 1.3782 0.05722 119 83 27 9
1010 I know we normally discuss what is on your mind but today I thought we would explore other areas. 1.3780 0.05469 127 88 30 9
1011 You gotta lighten up, Frank. 1.3780 0.05582 127 89 28 10
1012 So... Tell me more about your mother. 1.3778 0.05348 135 94 31 10
1013 You really want to make this all about you 1.3778 0.05450 135 95 29 11
1014 So, you can’t seem to get out of bed in the morning? 1.3776 0.05418 143 102 28 13
1015 Honestly, my primary concern is how I'm going to get you out of here for my next appointment. 1.3776 0.05233 143 100 32 11
1016 I am not uncertain that you do, in fact, understand the gravity of your situation, Mr. Moskowitz. 1.3776 0.05326 143 101 30 12
1017 Good to hear you got that weight off you shoulders, but I think you've still got something on your chest. 1.3776 0.05508 143 103 26 14
1018 That writer's block is worse than I thought. 1.3775 0.04768 151 102 41 8
1019 Make yourself comfortable...we have a ton of stuff to cover. 1.3775 0.05038 151 105 35 11
1020 Now just relax and BE the cement. 1.3772 0.05763 114 79 27 8
1021 Stop exaggerating 1.3770 0.05500 122 84 30 8
1022 I would like to begin with the way you load the dishwasher. 1.3769 0.05702 130 93 25 12
1023 I don't typically treat this kind of depression with medication. 1.3769 0.05702 130 93 25 12
1024 What is it exactly you'd like to get off your chest? 1.3769 0.05908 130 95 21 14
1025 The Kundera therapy for the unbearable lightness of being. 1.3769 0.05597 130 92 27 11
1026 I'm not trying to understate the gravity of your situation. 1.3768 0.04954 138 93 38 7
1027 Doc, I'm self-conscious about my weight. 1.3768 0.05558 138 99 26 13
1028 Have you tried using a conventional iron and an ironing board? 1.3768 0.05364 138 97 30 11
1029 Carrying extra weight can be a factor in depression... 1.3768 0.05060 138 94 36 8
1030 I only promised to to ease your mind. 1.3767 0.05424 146 105 27 14
1031 I think you're being a little dramatic, Paul. 1.3767 0.05156 146 102 33 11
1032 We were talking last time about the incredible lightness of being. 1.3767 0.05424 146 105 27 14
1033 It seems you want to get something off your chest. 1.3767 0.04969 146 100 37 9
1034 You look depressed. 1.3766 0.05053 154 108 34 12
1035 Is there something you wanted to get off of your chest? 1.3765 0.05003 170 122 32 16
1036 Well, the weight is clearly off your shoulders, so I’d say we’re making progress. 1.3761 0.05913 117 83 24 10
1037 I never thought my weight would become an issue. 1.3761 0.05913 117 83 24 10
1038 Have you considered taking less Viagra? 1.3760 0.06187 125 93 17 15
1039 Welcome to Flatiron Therapy! 1.3760 0.05755 125 89 25 11
1040 When you called I thought it was just an idiom. 1.3760 0.05975 125 91 21 13
1041 I have a feeling that there’s something you’d like to get off your chest. 1.3759 0.05505 133 94 28 11
1042 So what I hear you saying is that you feel like you're under a lot of pressure right now 1.3759 0.05087 141 97 35 9
1043 Well, at least you don’t snore any more. 1.3759 0.05562 141 102 25 14
1044 Stop complaining. You know, you're lucky to be alive. 1.3759 0.05282 141 99 31 11
1045 That's why you're here - to get things off your chest. 1.3759 0.05087 141 97 35 9
1046 Honestly, your ex is not the biggest thing weighing you down right now. 1.3750 0.05517 136 97 27 12
1047 Now feel your body sinking into the couch. 1.3750 0.05203 128 87 34 7
1048 Finally! We’re really getting to something concrete here. 1.3750 0.05966 112 79 24 9
1049 So I guess this is your way of telling me that we're not having sex tonight. 1.3750 0.05805 120 85 25 10
1050 Perhaps we can begin by acknowledging the dumbbell in the room. 1.3750 0.05011 152 106 35 11
1051 I’ll make this quick. I know you’re pressed for time. 1.3750 0.05315 136 95 31 10
1052 I’m just under a lot of pressure right now. 1.3750 0.05387 144 103 28 13
1053 We have found this treatment very successful for Viagra overdosing. 1.3750 0.05203 144 101 32 11
1054 The Unbearable Weightiness of Being 1.3750 0.05805 136 100 21 15
1055 How do your petty little problems compare now? 1.3750 0.05347 152 110 27 15
1056 Sometimes an anvil is just an anvil. 1.3750 0.05320 128 88 32 8
1057 Before we start, take a deep breath. 1.3750 0.05097 152 107 33 12
1058 If you can get this off your chest, you can get anything off your chest 1.3741 0.05306 147 105 29 13
1059 Our time is up. Let's talk more about this pressure you're feeling next week. 1.3741 0.05393 147 106 27 14
1060 I charge double for bad metaphors. 1.3741 0.05127 147 103 33 11
1061 Now that we've lifted the weight from your shoulders, is there anything you want to get off your chest? 1.3741 0.05133 139 96 34 9
1062 We've had great success with this form of therapy. People, without exception, say that they feel huge relief when they walk out after just one of these sessions. 1.3741 0.05618 139 101 24 14
1063 Now that we finally got the elephant out of the room, I can see the problem 1.3740 0.05455 131 92 29 10
1064 It's not the weight of the world on you, it's just a weight. 1.3740 0.05455 131 92 29 10
1065 What does your gut tell you? 1.3740 0.05584 123 86 28 9
1066 I can't say I have a ton of problems, but a ton is surely one of them. 1.3740 0.05818 123 88 24 11
1067 Weight . . . Weight . . . Don’t tell me! 1.3739 0.06232 115 84 19 12
1068 Maybe we should go to twice a week.” 1.3733 0.05228 150 107 30 13
1069 Well this is a real ball buster. 1.3732 0.05438 142 102 27 13
1070 Has it occurred to you that perhaps it’s just your imagination 1.3732 0.04958 142 97 37 8
1071 Is there something you'd like to get off your chest? 1.3731 0.05471 134 95 28 11
1072 A common side effect is weight gain. 1.3731 0.05367 134 94 30 10
1073 Karl, I think u put too much pressure on yourself. 1.3731 0.05471 134 95 28 11
1074 Gerald, You need to get this off your chest before it kills you... 1.3731 0.05573 134 96 26 12
1075 How do YOU think your obsession with getting into the Guinness Book of World Records is impacting your life? 1.3730 0.05716 126 90 25 11
1076 Don't you think it's time to move on from your first crush? 1.3730 0.05826 126 91 23 12
1077 I understand you’re here because you’re having a little problem with your weight! 1.3730 0.05490 126 88 29 9
1078 Do you think perhaps you take things a bit too literally? 1.3730 0.05826 126 91 23 12
1079 I'm going to refer you to a weight-loss therapist. 1.3729 0.05993 118 85 22 11
1080 Is it possible this is pressure you put upon yourself? 1.3725 0.04984 153 107 35 11
1081 When you said you set aside a block for me I thought you meant time. 1.3725 0.04897 153 106 37 10
1082 Have you thought about more reps and less weight? 1.3724 0.05080 145 101 34 10
1083 I hate the color of our ceiling. 1.3724 0.05080 145 101 34 10
1084 Now, are you or are you not going to mother's for Christmas? 1.3724 0.05356 145 104 28 13
1085 I am more of a "squash" than a shrink 1.3723 0.05181 137 95 33 9
1086 Most therapists will tell you there are no right or wrong answers. You'll find I do things differently. 1.3719 0.06225 121 90 17 14
1087 Boners happen; there's nothing to be ashamed of. 1.3716 0.05531 148 109 23 16
1088 From what you're telling me, you've been under a lot of pressure lately. 1.3716 0.05099 148 104 33 11
1089 Perhaps your chest pains aren’t psychosomatic. 1.3714 0.05203 140 98 32 10
1090 You look like you need to get something off your chest. 1.3714 0.05301 140 99 30 11
1091 Why is it hard for you to get up in the morning? 1.3712 0.05421 132 93 29 10
1092 I noticed you said "being crushed" three times. Let's explore that... 1.3712 0.05832 132 97 21 14
1093 Not so fast Mr. Spinker, if you’ll recall you entered therapy complaining of your unbearable lightness of being. 1.3712 0.05832 132 97 21 14
1094 Why don’t we work on your catastrophizing? 1.3712 0.05526 132 94 27 11
1095 First, I want you to just let yourself breathe. 1.3711 0.04932 159 112 35 12
1096 Yes, life is full of crushing disappointments. 1.3711 0.04851 159 111 37 11
1097 Now, tell me, what's on your mind? 1.3711 0.05320 159 117 25 17
1098 I suspect you have something to get off your chest, Mr. Jones. 1.3710 0.05306 124 85 32 7
1099 Getting it off your mind, though, is progress. 1.3710 0.05891 124 90 22 12
1100 Now breathe. 1.3710 0.05306 124 85 32 7
1101 Now, we can finally have a conversation. 1.3709 0.05199 151 108 30 13
1102 Let's hold here until next week. 1.3707 0.05411 116 79 31 6
1103 Let's see... you say you have difficulty breathing? 1.3706 0.04930 143 98 37 8
1104 Sounds like progress. We've gotten the weight off your shoulders. 1.3706 0.05315 143 102 29 12
1105 I’m quite encouraged by our progress in managing your flight-or-fight responses. 1.3706 0.05407 143 103 27 13
1106 Well, I have a few things to get off my chest too! 1.3706 0.05126 143 100 33 10
1107 At least it's off your shoulders. 1.3704 0.05123 135 93 34 8
1108 In order to heal, first you have to hurt. 1.3704 0.05123 135 93 34 8
1109 I don’t think I can help you. I only handle metaphors. 1.3704 0.05734 135 99 22 14
1110 And how would you describe this heaviness you're feeling? 1.3701 0.05220 127 87 33 7
1111 Yeah, yeah, yeah...blah blah blah, weight of the world! 1.3699 0.05144 146 103 32 11
1112 Have you ever considered the possibility that your problem is psychosomatic. 1.3699 0.04861 146 100 38 8
1113 It only hurts when I laugh 1.3699 0.04861 146 100 38 8
1114 Look at the bright side—you told me last week that no one ever had a crush on you! 1.3699 0.05235 146 104 30 12
1115 I wouldn't call it "baggage", as that typically has wheels. 1.3697 0.05184 119 80 34 5
1116 Why do you think people say you're too literal? 1.3696 0.04941 138 94 37 7
1117 Our hour's up. 1.3696 0.05546 138 100 25 13
1118 Let's start. Is there anything you want to get off your chest? 1.3696 0.05450 138 99 27 12
1119 I think you'll feel better if you get it off your chest. 1.3696 0.05450 138 99 27 12
1120 Raise your arm if you feel too much pressure. 1.3694 0.04890 157 110 36 11
1121 Look at the bright side! It could be on your mind. 1.3694 0.04806 157 109 38 10
1122 Sometimes a giant weight crushing your chest is just a giant weight crushing your chest. 1.3694 0.05419 111 75 31 5
1123 Mr. Parker: All metaphors aside, do you think that this heavy, burdened feeling you have could just be a large, heavy object on your chest, and nothing more than that? 1.3694 0.06517 111 83 15 13
1124 Well, at least you were able to get the load off your mind. 1.3692 0.05475 130 92 28 10
1125 I've been meaning to get this off my chest 1.3692 0.05475 130 92 28 10
1126 Let's start with your father. What can you tell me about Atlas Sr.? 1.3692 0.05583 130 93 26 11
1127 And what do you think it is that's making you feel like you're under a crushing weight? 1.3691 0.05332 149 108 27 14
1128 Do you need to get anything off your chest before we dive into this session? 1.3689 0.05843 122 88 23 11
1129 Looks like you need tons of help." 1.3689 0.05607 122 86 27 9
1130 You have to Want to take the weight off! 1.3689 0.05232 122 83 33 6
1131 I'd like to refer you to a pragmatist. 1.3688 0.05173 141 99 32 10
1132 Something you need to get off your chest? 1.3688 0.04870 141 96 38 7
1133 Just pretend it's a ton of feathers. 1.3687 0.04826 160 112 37 11
1134 I see you're watching your weight. 1.3684 0.05086 152 108 32 12
1135 Yes, I understand. It’s heavy. But it’s working, isn’t it? You haven’t mentioned your ex-wife once this session. 1.3684 0.05746 114 80 26 8
1136 Usually when I say this, it's a metaphor... 1.3684 0.05171 133 92 33 8
1137 Rats. There goes the smoke alarm. 1.3684 0.05988 133 100 17 16
1138 My innovative approach guarantees that you'll feel immediately lighter after each session. 1.3684 0.05280 133 93 31 9
1139 Mr. Zlotnik, you do know that there may be reasons, other than psychological for your difficulty getting up in the morning. 1.3684 0.05879 114 81 24 9
1140 No Jerry, THIS is what a period feels like. 1.3681 0.05465 144 105 25 14
1141 Imagine you're flying... 1.3681 0.05097 144 101 33 10
1142 Doc, I gotta get something off my chest... 1.3681 0.05465 144 105 25 14
1143 Oh stop! Let me tell about the pressure of being a modern-day woman. 1.3681 0.05465 144 105 25 14
1144 This should help release the gas. 1.3681 0.05191 144 102 31 11
1145 It used to be a chip on my shoulder 1.3680 0.05740 125 90 24 11
1146 I don't quite understand how you feel. Try a metaphor. 1.3680 0.06173 125 94 16 15
1147 Well, I would say the same way you got it on. 1.3680 0.05511 125 88 28 9
1148 I haven't seen you in a while, but have you put on some weight? 1.3677 0.04669 155 106 41 8
1149 . . . and how does that make you feel? 1.3677 0.05260 155 113 27 15
1150 What do YOU think it means? 1.3676 0.05602 136 99 24 13
1151 Let’s focus on the long term for a minute 1.3676 0.05504 136 98 26 12
1152 Looks like there's something you need to get off your chest 1.3673 0.05206 147 105 30 12
1153 Weight, Weight, don't tell me! 1.3673 0.05718 147 111 18 18
1154 Let's review your stressors. 1.3672 0.05187 128 88 33 7
1155 I think we should consider changing your medication. 1.3672 0.05187 128 88 33 7
1156 At least it is not weighing heavily on your mind. 1.3672 0.05642 128 92 25 11
1157 I now understand what you meant when you said that you were having trouble getting out of bed in the morning 1.3670 0.05779 109 76 26 7
1158 Visualize your pain" was more of an mental exercise. Will your friend with the fork lift be able to return before my 2:00 1.3669 0.05221 139 98 31 10
1159 Yes Joe,I can see that you've got a ton of problems. 1.3669 0.05017 139 96 35 8
1160 I know you hate to ask for help, John, but sooner or later you're going to need to use the john. 1.3669 0.05221 139 98 31 10
1161 C'mon Oscar, get it off your chest. I have another patient in 20 minutes. 1.3669 0.05120 139 97 33 9
1162 Yes, I agree there's a lot holding you down right now. 1.3669 0.05120 139 97 33 9
1163 Now can we talk about how it got there 1.3669 0.04912 139 95 37 7
1164 No Mr. Armstrong, it's not a figment of your imagination, I'm seeing it too! 1.3667 0.05131 150 107 31 12
1165 Are you ready to go to my Mother's yet? 1.3667 0.06027 120 88 20 12
1166 Crushing feeling? How, exactly? 1.3667 0.04578 150 101 43 6
1167 I can tell there is something you want to get off your chest. 1.3665 0.04960 161 115 33 13
1168 I'm beginning to think that your problem really isn't anxiety. 1.3664 0.05441 131 93 28 10
1169 You asked for more cowbell. 1.3664 0.05653 131 95 24 12
1170 Before we get into the heavy stuff, let's talk about how your week has been. 1.3664 0.05441 131 93 28 10
1171 I feel there's something you'd like to get off your chest. 1.3664 0.05332 131 92 30 9
1172 For God's sake...stop blaming this on your mother! 1.3664 0.05653 131 95 24 12
1173 The keyword in my email was "imagine" your problems. 1.3662 0.05426 142 103 26 13
1174 So, any changes since last week? 1.3662 0.05239 142 101 30 11
1175 Some people recommend a weighted blanket, but you'll find my method completely eliminates restless leg syndrome. 1.3662 0.05045 142 99 34 9
1176 On the positive side, we're not on Jupiter. 1.3662 0.05426 142 103 26 13
1177 Tell me more about the pressure you've been under. 1.3662 0.05426 142 103 26 13
1178 Why do YOU think it feels like a huge weight on your chest? 1.3660 0.05058 153 109 32 12
1179 Would you prefer the room with the elephant? 1.3659 0.05917 123 90 21 12
1180 Have you considered that this might not be a figment of your imagination? 1.3659 0.05569 123 87 27 9
1181 ...anything you want to get off your chest? 1.3659 0.05192 164 121 26 17
1182 There are better ways to stop thinking about women all the time. 1.3657 0.05140 134 93 33 8
1183 Another option would be to buy permanent press. 1.3657 0.05029 134 92 35 7
1184 I sense a heaviness about you today. 1.3655 0.05068 145 102 33 10
1185 It’s definitely not a metaphor. 1.3651 0.05357 126 88 30 8
1186 Yours is the most serious case of sexual repression I've seen. 1.3651 0.05702 126 91 24 11
1187 On the plus side, at least the weight of the world is evenly distributed and not resting solely on your shoulders. 1.3651 0.05475 126 89 28 9
1188 I’m trying to think of the right metaphor for what your problem seems to be. 1.3651 0.05589 126 90 26 10
1189 I can tell you feel weighed down by your responsibilities, but you shouldn’t just take it lying down. 1.3650 0.05270 137 97 30 10
1190 So you say you have trouble getting erections. Tell me more about that. 1.3650 0.05567 137 100 24 13
1191 It's supposed to be on your shoulders" 1.3650 0.05063 137 95 34 8
1192 In a couple of minutes, you will walk out of here, feeling that a huge weight has been lifted off your chest. 1.3650 0.04955 137 94 36 7
1193 I can't believe I get to use my "Get it off your chest." opener. 1.3649 0.04903 148 103 36 9
1194 Well that's about all the time we have for today 1.3649 0.05176 148 106 30 12
1195 Let's try it again. "I am a smart, attractive man. I am not a panini." 1.3649 0.05436 148 109 24 15
1196 I think a laxative would work better. 1.3649 0.05176 148 106 30 12
1197 Can you describe the pressure? 1.3645 0.06142 107 77 21 9
1198 No, literally. 1.3645 0.06423 107 79 17 11
1199 Tell me about this pressure you’re feeling” 1.3644 0.05602 118 83 27 8
1200 I can sense that there’s something you’d like to get off your chest. 1.3643 0.05155 129 89 33 7
1201 So you pulled into Nazareth, feelin' 'bout half past dead. Then what? 1.3643 0.05496 129 92 27 10
1202 I think it's in your best interest to lose some weight. 1.3643 0.05271 129 90 31 8
1203 Now close your eyes and take a deep breath. 1.3643 0.05496 129 92 27 10
1204 Sorry, I can’t remove it. I support Freedom of the Press. 1.3643 0.05712 129 94 23 12
1205 You shouldn't let a little thing like that hold you down. 1.3642 0.05102 151 108 31 12
1206 I've been feeling a little bit depressed lately 1.3642 0.05273 151 110 27 14
1207 I'd wager that weight in your chest has nothing to do with your mother. 1.3642 0.04926 151 106 35 10
1208 I charge $3.89 a pound. 1.3636 0.05616 132 96 24 12
1209 This 'heaviness' you talk about... just remember it's all in your head. 1.3636 0.05512 132 95 26 11
1210 Let’s try expressing that in kilograms. 1.3636 0.04513 176 123 42 11
1211 ....actually I was speaking figuratively 1.3636 0.05574 143 106 22 15
1212 16 tons? What do you get? Another day older and deeper in depth. 1.3636 0.05819 132 98 20 14
1213 The elephant is on vacation. 1.3636 0.05298 132 93 30 9
1214 Let's talk about your weight problem. 1.3636 0.04859 154 108 36 10
1215 Unfortunately, I'm mostly trained to deal with metaphorical weights. 1.3636 0.04946 154 109 34 11
1216 Have you been under any pressure lately? 1.3636 0.05209 143 102 30 11
1217 Remember that you are here to unburden yourself. 1.3636 0.05302 143 103 28 12
1218 Would it hurt you to lighten up? 1.3630 0.05132 146 104 31 11
1219 I’m beginning to doubt its psychosomatic 1.3630 0.05039 146 103 33 10
1220 I can't seem to control my weight. 1.3630 0.05039 146 103 33 10
1221 Please hold your breath as we take this mannogram. 1.3630 0.05321 135 96 29 10
1222 Would you say that you put a lot of pressure on yourself? 1.3629 0.05412 124 87 29 8
1223 When we’re done with this, can we move on to the chip on my shoulder? 1.3629 0.05649 124 89 25 10
1224 Last week you had the weight of the world on your shoulders. I think you're close to a breakthrough. 1.3629 0.05164 124 85 33 6
1225 So, any pressing issues this week? 1.3628 0.05488 113 78 29 6
1226 Well, we can up your meds...and see if that helps... 1.3624 0.04968 149 105 34 10
1227 Are you sure you wouldn't prefer the 'deluxe' hot stone treatment package? 1.3623 0.05137 138 97 32 9
1228 Don’t hold back. Tell me what’s on your chest.” 1.3623 0.05437 138 100 26 12
1229 I know you are under a lot of pressure. 1.3623 0.05137 138 97 32 9
1230 Lie perfectly still. 1.3623 0.05437 138 100 26 12
1231 I think you've taken too much on. 1.3622 0.05323 127 89 30 8
1232 So, Jim, how does that make you feel? 1.3622 0.05439 127 90 28 9
1233 Got anything your care to get off your chest? 1.3622 0.05439 127 90 28 9
1234 Call me crazy but I think I know what your problem is. 1.3622 0.05553 127 91 26 10
1235 I feel like you have something you need to get off your chest. 1.3622 0.05773 127 93 22 12
1236 I see... And you've been carrying this for how long? 1.3621 0.06048 116 85 20 11
1237 It seems like there is a lot you’d like to get off your chest. 1.3621 0.05393 116 80 30 6
1238 Now, Mr. Peters, there'll be no more leaving early. 1.3618 0.05159 152 110 29 13
1239 All in all,I preferred the elephant. 1.3617 0.05160 141 100 31 10
1240 What happens when you stand up? 1.3617 0.05160 141 100 31 10
1241 Looks like you need help getting something off your chest. 1.3617 0.05352 141 102 27 12
1242 I always thought it was a silly metaphor. 1.3615 0.05569 130 94 25 11
1243 It might be easier to do it metaphorically first. 1.3615 0.05238 130 91 31 8
1244 Do you have something you need to get off your chest? 1.3615 0.05675 130 95 23 12
1245 It may very well be psychosomatic. 1.3615 0.05569 130 94 25 11
1246 Trust your gut. 1.3615 0.05123 130 90 33 7
1247 America: November 9, 2016 1.3615 0.05675 130 95 23 12
1248 Try just focusing on your breath. 1.3613 0.05935 119 87 21 11
1249 I guess you'll just have to wet your pants. 1.3613 0.05406 155 116 22 17
1250 Clients report this new therapy has them consistently leaving session feeling lighter, less burdened, with minimal bruising... 1.3611 0.04987 144 101 34 9
1251 Try to visualize the weight as a balloon filled with helium... drifting up and up into the sky as it crushes you to death. 1.3609 0.05581 133 97 24 12
1252 I told you last week, Gene: you don't need me. You need a crane. 1.3609 0.05156 133 93 32 8
1253 This is progress. When you first started seeing me, the weight of the world was on your shoulders. 1.3608 0.05017 158 114 31 13
1254 I said take a load off. 1.3607 0.05214 122 84 32 6
1255 You needn't keep reminding me that you're under a ton of pressure. 1.3605 0.05370 147 108 25 14
1256 When we spoke on the phone, I thought it was just an analogy. 1.3605 0.04917 147 103 35 9
1257 I think we can both agree you are fully aware of the pressure you're under due to the gravity of the matter. 1.3605 0.05011 147 104 33 10
1258 If the floating continues, we’ll just add more weight 1.3605 0.05541 147 110 21 16
1259 I know it’s unethical, but I have a huge crush on you. 1.3605 0.05103 147 105 31 11
1260 Is that the only way you can keep it down? 1.3603 0.05390 136 98 27 11
1261 You look like you've got something you want to get off your chest. 1.3603 0.05490 136 99 25 12
1262 Of course it’s not real, it’s a metaphor. 1.3603 0.05288 136 97 29 10
1263 Okay,putting aside the "crushing weight on your chest" for a moment,what else are you feeling? 1.3603 0.05184 136 96 31 9
1264 Well. At least that’s a load off your mind.. 1.3603 0.05078 136 95 33 8
1265 0h? I thought you said “wait” 1.3603 0.05685 136 101 21 14
1266 It's usually just a metaphor. 1.3603 0.05184 136 96 31 9
1267 Well yes, technically it is a ‘white mans’ burden. 1.3603 0.05078 136 95 33 8
1268 So you mentioned on the phone that something's been weighing on you. 1.3602 0.04540 161 111 42 8
1269 Tell me in concrete terms what exactly is bothering you 1.3600 0.05611 125 90 25 10
1270 Exactly what kind of high school crush are we talking about here? 1.3600 0.05031 150 107 32 11
1271 So the emotional weight you speak of, would you describe it as an almost trapezoidal slab of iron? 1.3600 0.05031 150 107 32 11
1272 And this has been weighing heavily on you? 1.3600 0.05611 125 90 25 10
1273 So, there's something you want to get off your chest. 1.3600 0.05119 150 108 30 12
1274 Weight weight, don't tell me. You want to get something off of your chest. 1.3597 0.05404 139 101 26 12
1275 Do you ever think you’re the one putting all this pressure on yourself? 1.3597 0.05306 139 100 28 11
1276 This is not what I meant by a weighty discussion 1.3597 0.05207 139 99 30 10
1277 And you think that's all that's holding holding you down? 1.3594 0.05404 128 91 28 9
1278 There's something I need to get off my chest. 1.3594 0.05516 128 92 26 10
1279 I know this diagnosis is scary, but plenty of anvil-ids live happy and fulfilling lives. 1.3594 0.05516 128 92 26 10
1280 Ok, great. Now that we have made the subconscious conscious, successful therapy simply hinges on finding the right heavy industrial equipment. 1.3592 0.05031 142 100 33 9
1281 I see, and how does that make you feel ? 1.3590 0.05624 117 83 26 8
1282 Do you need to get something off your chest? 1.3590 0.05491 117 82 28 7
1283 It was meant as a metaphor. 1.3590 0.05491 117 82 28 7
1284 Just spitballing here.... have you tried lifting it? 1.3588 0.05426 131 94 27 10
1285 Your weight problem though real, is self-imposed. 1.3588 0.05533 131 95 25 11
1286 Sometimes I have trouble even getting up in the morning, Doc. 1.3588 0.05426 131 94 27 10
1287 I think your efforts to make the unconscious conscious have finally taken hold, Mr. Finley. 1.3588 0.05317 131 93 29 9
1288 I said, that's all the time we have for today. 1.3586 0.05241 145 105 28 12
1289 Talking about it helps get it off your chest. 1.3586 0.05055 145 103 32 10
1290 I sense you have something you want to get off your chest. 1.3585 0.04910 159 114 33 12
1291 Look, I'll be honest with you. This looks like more of a construction issue. 1.3582 0.05339 134 96 28 10
1292 The good news is that there are other ways to address hyperactivity. 1.3582 0.05443 134 97 26 11
1293 ...and yet, I still feel it's guilt that's keeping you down. 1.3582 0.05125 134 94 32 8
1294 I don't think your problem is psychological 1.3582 0.05339 134 96 28 10
1295 Now, what's this pressing issue that required an emergency session? 1.3582 0.05125 134 94 32 8
1296 So, about the voices in your head... 1.3581 0.04890 148 104 35 9
1297 It still seems to me you’re suppressing something. 1.3581 0.05164 148 107 29 12
1298 Be glad it's not your sinuses. 1.3581 0.05164 148 107 29 12
1299 I meant it as a metaphor. 1.3578 0.05610 109 76 27 6
1300 Your father carried a three-thousand-pound weight. His father carried a three-thousand-pound weight. It doesn't mean you have to. 1.3577 0.05552 123 88 26 9
1301 You need to accept that this is not your burden to carry. 1.3577 0.04830 137 94 37 6
1302 I just feel like you haven’t given the anti-depressants enough time to work. 1.3577 0.05256 137 98 29 10
1303 So you're feeling depressed? 1.3577 0.05650 137 102 21 14
1304 It may be your dream of being trapped under an enormous weight was not symbolic. 1.3577 0.05357 137 99 27 11
1305 Have you tried deep breathing? 1.3577 0.05153 137 97 31 9
1306 What really baffles me is how you got that through the door to my office. 1.3577 0.05153 137 97 31 9
1307 As a matter of fact there is something I'd like to get off my chest.... 1.3576 0.05176 151 110 28 13
1308 When Dr. Shenkman asked Sal a third time to describe the weight he felt bearing down on him, he knew he’d gone to the wrong therapist. 1.3571 0.05176 140 100 30 10
1309 I feel nothing. 1.3571 0.05459 126 90 27 9
1310 Tell me more about your relationship with your mother 1.3571 0.05076 140 99 32 9
1311 Not until you pay me for your last visit. 1.3571 0.05076 140 99 32 9
1312 I gather you have a lot to get off your chest. 1.3571 0.05906 126 94 19 13
1313 So, you say you're feeling a little more pressure these days? 1.3571 0.04869 140 97 36 7
1314 Tell me more about your panini fetish 1.3571 0.04934 154 110 33 11
1315 Today we can do hourly or just the flat fee. 1.3571 0.05275 140 101 28 11
1316 Well then, what exactly is your most pressing issue? 1.3567 0.04867 157 112 34 11
1317 So tell me about your weight problem. 1.3566 0.05289 143 104 27 12
1318 Looks like you have a ton on your mind today. 1.3566 0.05195 143 103 29 11
1319 Most people leave their metaphors with the receptionist. 1.3566 0.04801 143 99 37 7
1320 Now I'm going to press you for details 1.3566 0.05195 143 103 29 11
1321 I think your obsession with keeping your clothes pressed is starting to weigh on you. 1.3566 0.05697 129 95 22 12
1322 Mr Quinn, not all burdens are merely psychological. 1.3566 0.05138 129 90 32 7
1323 So, you feel as if there is a great weight crushing you. Let's explore this. 1.3565 0.05818 115 83 23 9
1324 I sense that you need to get something off your chest. 1.3562 0.05119 146 105 30 11
1325 So your foot itches--what do you want me to do about it? 1.3562 0.05211 146 106 28 12
1326 So, what was so pressing that you needed to come in early? 1.3562 0.05026 146 104 32 10
1327 So last week, it was the Elephant in the room... 1.3562 0.05211 146 106 28 12
1328 I can see why you're struggling to get out of bed. 1.3561 0.05283 132 94 29 9
1329 Busy day, sorry for the weight. 1.3561 0.05283 132 94 29 9
1330 After the 9th session, we take it off. 1.3558 0.04821 163 117 34 12
1331 Well, for starters, have you considered losing some weight? 1.3557 0.05135 149 108 29 12
1332 So, John, tell me about your mother. 1.3557 0.04955 149 106 33 10
1333 What's stopping you? 1.3556 0.05306 135 97 28 10
1334 Interesting. Tell me more about this "Two ton" weight that is "crushing you." 1.3556 0.05306 135 97 28 10
1335 Have you tried letting go? 1.3556 0.05201 135 96 30 9
1336 At least it's off your shoulders now, which is good. 1.3554 0.05611 121 87 25 9
1337 You’re not paranoid if you actually are carrying around a huge weight. 1.3553 0.04975 152 109 32 11
1338 Well, at least the weight’s now off your shoulders. 1.3551 0.05224 138 99 29 10
1339 An hour a day of this and the emotional baggage won't feel so heavy. 1.3551 0.05122 138 98 31 9
1340 Chiropractic psychiatry works to straighten out all aspects of your life 1.3548 0.05272 124 87 30 7
1341 It is $50 for the session and $450 for the couch. 1.3548 0.05317 155 116 23 16
1342 Let me know when you want to talk about the man underneath you 1.3548 0.05861 124 92 20 12
1343 Don't you feel that its a lot to be carrying around? 1.3548 0.05146 124 86 32 6
1344 Think of it as all those hugs Mommy never gave you. 1.3548 0.04821 155 110 35 10
1345 Yeah...yeah. My day was pressure-filled too. 1.3546 0.05243 141 102 28 11
1346 You load sixteen tons, what do you get? 1.3546 0.05243 141 102 28 11
1347 I call it weight watchers. 1.3546 0.05433 141 104 24 13
1348 That's it-nothing else is bothering you? 1.3546 0.05243 141 102 28 11
1349 I'm still blown away as to how you walked in here. 1.3546 0.05146 141 101 30 10
1350 After we get the wrinkles out of your shirt, you'll also need to shave. 1.3546 0.05339 141 103 26 12
1351 Frank, I'm done being an enabler. 1.3546 0.05146 141 101 30 10
1352 It's not acupuncture, its acupressure. We'll see results within sixty days. 1.3546 0.04841 141 98 36 7
1353 I can't help when it's not figurative. 1.3544 0.05006 158 115 30 13
1354 Forget the visual metaphor, just tell me what’s bothering you! 1.3543 0.05648 127 93 23 11
1355 The weight of your personal insecurities doesn't feel quite so crushing now, does it. 1.3543 0.05423 127 91 27 9
1356 Oh, the weight’s no metaphor. You're just way past due on your bill... 1.3543 0.05758 127 94 21 12
1357 After twenty years of Freudian analysis, the weight is revealed to be ... a weight. 1.3543 0.05306 127 90 29 8
1358 Are you ready to apologize yet? 1.3543 0.05758 127 94 21 12
1359 The weight of the world doesn't seem as bad anymore, does it? 1.3543 0.05648 127 93 23 11
1360 Our time has ended. See you next week. 1.3542 0.05350 144 106 25 13
1361 I can give you a good referral for a forklift. 1.3542 0.05440 144 107 23 14
1362 It hit me, as they say, like a ton of bricks. 1.3542 0.05258 144 105 27 12
1363 Just get it off your chest. You'll feel better. 1.3540 0.05750 113 81 24 8
1364 So Mr. Stockwell I understand there is something you'd like to get off your chest. 1.3538 0.05335 130 93 28 9
1365 It doesn't seem like something the President would tell you to do...but then.... 1.3538 0.05335 130 93 28 9
1366 I see you have something you’d like to get off your chest. 1.3538 0.05445 130 94 26 10
1367 Let me guess. You need to get something off your chest. 1.3538 0.05660 130 96 22 12
1368 Only you can see it, John. 1.3538 0.05106 130 91 32 7
1369 I think we should consider the possibility that -- at some deep, subconscious level -- you're sabotaging yourself. 1.3538 0.04988 130 90 34 6
1370 So, I take it you haven’t been doing the breathing exercises we talked about? 1.3537 0.04808 147 103 36 8
1371 Well, at least you’re no longer bearing that weight on your shoulders. 1.3537 0.04904 147 104 34 9
1372 Looks like you put on a little weight. 1.3534 0.05250 133 95 29 9
1373 Let's start with the elephant in the room: your mother. 1.3534 0.05463 133 97 25 11
1374 Now you’re a mashed couch potato. 1.3529 0.04954 136 95 34 7
1375 Move beyond “crushed” and “pain” and dig deeper - how does that make you feel? 1.3529 0.05034 153 111 30 12
1376 Let’s start with why that’s not on your shoulders. 1.3529 0.05063 136 96 32 8
1377 I can see you have a lot to get off your chest." 1.3529 0.05169 136 97 30 9
1378 It's NOT heavy. It's your mother. 1.3526 0.05048 156 114 29 13
1379 I had warned you that you might put on some weight when starting this new medication. 1.3525 0.05292 139 101 27 11
1380 With all due respect, that's not even close to the weight of the world. 1.3525 0.05193 139 100 29 10
1381 Just get if off you chest, Dan. You'll feel much better when you do. 1.3525 0.05195 122 85 31 6
1382 Usually when my patients speak about feeling the weight of the world, they're speaking metaphorically. 1.3525 0.05195 122 85 31 6
1383 Whatever it is that's bothering you, please don't keep it hidden, just get it off your chest. 1.3522 0.05058 159 117 28 14
1384 So now do you understand literal versus figurative language? 1.3521 0.05017 142 101 32 9
1385 Well, it’s not the weight of the world, Mr. Sinclair. 1.3521 0.05116 142 102 30 10
1386 Next week we'll tackle your issues with your weight 1.3521 0.05017 142 101 32 9
1387 It's not just another metaphor any more...Is it? 1.3521 0.05307 142 104 26 12
1388 It seems like you are under a lot of pressure 1.3521 0.05017 142 101 32 9
1389 We may get into some sensitive issues but you're welcome to leave at any time. 1.3521 0.05307 142 104 26 12
1390 Had I known you were being literal, I would have recommended a different doctor. 1.3520 0.05478 125 90 26 9
1391 Mr. Carlson, despite how things appear, the underlying cause of your chest pain is stress. 1.3520 0.05237 125 88 30 7
1392 When you called, you said you had something enormous to get off your chest...I’m listening. 1.3520 0.05112 125 87 32 6
1393 I liked it better when I carried it around on the inside. 1.3517 0.05135 145 105 29 11
1394 I know I'm not a ton of help... 1.3517 0.05135 145 105 29 11
1395 Let's first address why this isn't on your shoulders... 1.3517 0.05228 145 106 27 12
1396 So is the heaviness the same in the morning as it is at night? 1.3517 0.04748 145 101 37 7
1397 Are you still having trouble with your weight? 1.3516 0.05387 128 92 27 9
1398 oops - I think my cellphone is in my pocket !! 1.3516 0.05154 128 90 31 7
1399 So tell me--- how does that make you feel? 1.3516 0.05387 128 92 27 9
1400 Enough with that weight of the world BS, tell me how you really feel. 1.3516 0.05387 128 92 27 9
1401 Would you like to pay by the hour or by the pound? 1.3514 0.04781 148 104 36 8
1402 Yes, it's your mother. 1.3514 0.04970 148 106 32 10
1403 We've talked about the props, Stephen 1.3511 0.05518 131 96 24 11
1404 So, what seems to be the problem? 1.3511 0.05623 131 97 22 12
1405 We never go out anymore. 1.3511 0.05301 131 94 28 9
1406 yeah, your mother is not to blame here 1.3511 0.05410 131 95 26 10
1407 Who says you can't keep a good man down? 1.3510 0.05078 151 110 29 12
1408 How would you rate your anxiety, on a scale of one out of ton? 1.3510 0.05164 151 111 27 13
1409 Think of it as metaphor 1.3510 0.05078 151 110 29 12
1410 We divide the mind into the conscious, the subconscious, and the subconcrete." 1.3510 0.05164 151 111 27 13
1411 What could be more pressing than this? 1.3510 0.05164 151 111 27 13
1412 Now about those 16 unpaid invoices... 1.3507 0.05217 134 96 29 9
1413 So you see, much of the pain we feel in life is external. 1.3507 0.05109 134 95 31 8
1414 Don"t you think that "weight of the world" might be a bit of an exaggeration? 1.3507 0.05324 134 97 27 10
1415 Sid’s delusions were the most vivid Dr. Joyce had ever seen. 1.3507 0.05631 134 100 21 13
1416 911 thought it was a crank call. 1.3507 0.04998 134 94 33 7
1417 Why is it that you always seem distracted when I'm trying to tell you about MY day 1.3504 0.06345 117 90 13 14
1418 You need to lighten up. 1.3504 0.04924 137 96 34 7
1419 SO! What would you like to get off your chest? 1.3504 0.05138 137 98 30 9
1420 I’ll bet that weighs heavily on you 1.3504 0.04814 137 95 36 6
1421 I see you have a ton of problems. 1.3504 0.05241 137 99 28 10
1422 Jerome could feel the awkward silence weighing him down. 1.3504 0.05241 137 99 28 10
1423 So tell me, Dave, is there anything you need to get off your chest? 1.3504 0.04814 137 95 36 6
1424 On the surface, yes, but it REPRESENTS a fear of commitment. 1.3504 0.05343 137 100 26 11
1425 So would you say the visualization exercises are helping? 1.3504 0.05540 137 102 22 13
1426 Are you going to be communicating with me through metaphors in all of our sessions? 1.3500 0.05507 120 86 26 8
1427 So this is the reality that you have constructed. Can you not think balloons? 1.3500 0.05507 120 86 26 8
1428 If I understand correctly, you're here to get a weight off your chest. 1.3500 0.04791 160 115 34 11
1429 I don't know, I'm not seeing it. 1.3500 0.05162 140 101 29 10
1430 Headache feeling a little better now?" 1.3500 0.05357 140 103 25 12
1431 Although they started their diets together, Edith had been much more successful at keeping the weight off. 1.3500 0.04959 140 99 33 8
1432 I can help you, but you have to want to lose the weight." 1.3500 0.05876 120 89 20 11
1433 No, you're not having a heart attack. You have an enormous weight resting on you. 1.3500 0.05994 120 90 18 12
1434 Have you read "The Unbearable Lightness of Being" ? 1.3500 0.04854 140 98 35 7
1435 So tell me, what's been weighing on you lately? 1.3500 0.05162 140 101 29 10
1436 So you say they took this load off Fanny and put it right on you? Likely story. 1.3497 0.05368 143 106 24 13
1437 Frank begins to realize that the Weighting Room sign wasn't a typo. 1.3497 0.05549 143 108 20 15
1438 What is it you want to get off your chest? 1.3497 0.05182 143 104 28 11
1439 Are you sure this will heap my restless leg syndrome? 1.3497 0.05086 143 103 30 10
1440 When I have them come and take it off you're gonna feel better about pretty much everything else. 1.3496 0.05654 123 90 23 10
1441 I think it is keto diet not kilo diet 1.3496 0.05288 123 87 29 7
1442 I may have found the cause of your flat affect. 1.3496 0.05535 123 89 25 9
1443 A cold shower works better. 1.3493 0.05106 146 106 29 11
1444 But is it more pressing than dealing with your unresolved conflict with your mother? 1.3493 0.05012 146 105 31 10
1445 Sorry, I don't really do weight loss. 1.3493 0.05197 146 107 27 12
1446 I'm terrified of flying. 1.3492 0.05441 126 91 26 9
1447 Is there anything you want to get off your chest this session? 1.3492 0.05323 126 90 28 8
1448 No. I don't think taking deep breaths and shaking it off will work this time. 1.3492 0.05203 126 89 30 7
1449 You're an interesting case. Most carry their weight on their shoulders. 1.3490 0.05033 149 108 30 11
1450 I couldn't help but notice that you've put on some weight 1.3490 0.05122 149 109 28 12
1451 It's time to lose the weight 1.3490 0.04755 149 105 36 8
1452 Now, tell me again: when did your mother in law move in? 1.3488 0.05121 129 91 31 7
1453 I said mind OVER matter. 1.3488 0.05464 129 94 25 10
1454 So you're saying they took the weight off Annie but they put the weight right back on you? 1.3488 0.05574 129 95 23 11
1455 Don't try to hide it Harry. I know you have something to get off your chest. 1.3486 0.05884 109 79 22 8
1456 When you said you put on some weight I thought you meant it metaphorically 1.3485 0.04927 132 92 34 6
1457 Sorry,but now do your other problems seem a little trivial? 1.3485 0.04927 132 92 34 6
1458 If you don't want to go out tonight, just use your words. 1.3481 0.05185 135 97 29 9
1459 I just want us to take a nice walk through the city, and all you do is lie there and make excuses. 1.3481 0.05185 135 97 29 9
1460 So, there's nothing on your mind? 1.3481 0.05790 135 103 17 15
1461 “Looks like our time is up. I suggest you take an anvil and relax.” 1.3478 0.05247 115 80 30 5
1462 I guess you can say it started when I bought myself a pair of ankle weights. 1.3478 0.05310 138 101 26 11
1463 We’ll do the decompression therapy next. 1.3478 0.05002 138 98 32 8
1464 Actually, the world weighs quite a bit more. 1.3478 0.05601 138 104 20 14
1465 I think you should try a weight loss program. 1.3478 0.05209 138 100 28 10
1466 Now that we have a physical manifestation of your existential despair, how do you feel? 1.3478 0.05409 138 102 24 12
1467 Aaaaand our time’s up. 1.3478 0.04786 138 96 36 6
1468 This is progress. It's no longer all in your head. 1.3478 0.05002 138 98 32 8
1469 It's a new professional strategy. Once that's removed your troubles will seem lighter. 1.3475 0.05031 141 101 31 9
1470 I have figured out what has been weighing on you. Unfortunately,our time is up and we will have to address this during our next appointment. 1.3475 0.05031 141 101 31 9
1471 Mr. Wiley, is the roadrunner beeping at you now? 1.3475 0.05229 141 103 27 11
1472 You might feel better if you lose the excess weight. 1.3475 0.04930 141 100 33 8
1473 I'm sensing you have something to get off your chest. 1.3475 0.05943 118 88 19 11
1474 I feel like it's more than emotional baggage weighing me down 1.3472 0.05151 144 105 28 11
1475 So tell me, why do YOU think you have this feeling of helplessness? 1.3472 0.05151 144 105 28 11
1476 You asked me to iron your clothes. You didn't say how. 1.3472 0.05336 144 107 24 13
1477 Normally I ask patients to leave their troubles at the door. But I ask that you take yours with you as a courtesy to my next patient. 1.3472 0.05245 144 106 26 12
1478 Look, it’s not as if you were carrying the weight of the world. 1.3471 0.05593 121 88 24 9
1479 Please don't make me ask you again, Mr. Johnson. Your session is over and you have to leave. 1.3471 0.05951 121 91 18 12
1480 Mind over matter, Bob. 1.3471 0.05341 121 86 28 7
1481 Com'on. Get it off your chest. 1.3469 0.05076 147 107 29 11
1482 Could you hand me the remote? 1.3469 0.05345 147 110 23 14
1483 Try just concentrating on your breath. 1.3468 0.05377 124 89 27 8
1484 And you imagine that somehow, without that, you'd be free? 1.3468 0.05615 124 91 23 10
1485 Morris, you're putting on weight. 1.3468 0.05127 124 87 31 6
1486 As soon as your bill's paid. 1.3467 0.04914 150 108 32 10
1487 Can you explain one more time why you see your entire existence as soul-crushing? 1.3467 0.04822 150 107 34 9
1488 I think you need to be a little less literal about this feeling of being weighed down" 1.3465 0.06042 101 73 21 7
1489 Well, you're the one who wanted it off your shoulders. 1.3465 0.05520 127 93 24 10
1490 You just need to let go. 1.3465 0.05047 127 89 32 6
1491 Yes, but heavy isn't a feeling. 1.3465 0.05405 127 92 26 9
1492 Just warning you, I charge by the pound. 1.3464 0.04758 153 109 35 9
1493 You’re not alone, Howard. The pressures of daily life weigh on us all. And it might help backing off on the iron supplement. 1.3462 0.04953 156 114 30 12
1494 Imagine a big yellow crane. No. Not a bird. 1.3462 0.05204 130 93 29 8
1495 My role is to help you identify and treat the underlying issue. 1.3462 0.05318 130 94 27 9
1496 Your symptoms are very real. 1.3462 0.05429 130 95 25 10
1497 Getting out of bed in the morning must be hard. 1.3462 0.05429 130 95 25 10
1498 You should book an appointment with my partner; he's more of a literalist. 1.3462 0.05537 130 96 23 11
1499 She was my crane. 1.3462 0.05537 130 96 23 11
1500 Why don't you just get it off your chest? 1.3462 0.05089 130 92 31 7
1501 Now, let me tell you about my day. 1.3462 0.05117 156 116 26 14
1502 Well I can see you have a lot weighing you down. 1.3462 0.05429 130 95 25 10
1503 Viagra is field testing their new and improved product. 1.3459 0.05752 133 101 18 14
1504 Sorry for the wait. Anything bothering you lately? 1.3459 0.05342 133 97 26 10
1505 It beats having the weight of the world on your shoulders.... 1.3456 0.05560 136 102 21 13
1506 Oh, I see,” said the blind psychologist, “So you’re not speaking figuratively... 1.3456 0.05153 136 98 29 9
1507 Do you have any other pressing needs? 1.3456 0.05046 136 97 31 8
1508 In my professional opinion this is the most effective way to treat sleep walking. 1.3456 0.05153 136 98 29 9
1509 It seems like something is holding you down. 1.3456 0.05046 136 97 31 8
1510 ...and how does that make you FEEL, John? 1.3453 0.05566 139 105 20 14
1511 I'm sorry, it usually takes 5 or 6 sessions until the crane arrives. 1.3453 0.05076 139 100 30 9
1512 Well, at least. it's off your mind 1.3453 0.05375 139 103 24 12
1513 Let's talk about this feeling you have of being stalked by a coyote. 1.3453 0.05277 139 102 26 11
1514 Well, it's a bit bigger than a chip on your shoulder. 1.3453 0.05076 139 100 30 9
1515 We don't do metaphors at this clinic. 1.3451 0.05446 113 80 27 6
1516 I meant figuratively, not literally. 1.3451 0.05386 142 106 23 13
1517 I think you're making progress - last session it was an elephant. 1.3451 0.05101 142 103 29 10
1518 You are having a challenge distinguishing the literal from the metaphor. 1.3451 0.05198 142 104 27 11
1519 Sorry, I didn't think you actually meant "literally". 1.3448 0.05027 145 105 30 10
1520 There appears to be something you'd like to get off of your chest. 1.3448 0.05490 116 83 26 7
1521 It's just gotten so hard to get up out of bed in the morning. 1.3448 0.05027 145 105 30 10
1522 Hmmm.....this may be more of an engineering issue than a therapy issue. 1.3448 0.04732 145 102 36 7
1523 I can tell that something is weighing on you. 1.3448 0.05027 145 105 30 10
1524 But it's not really 'the weight of the the world' is it? 1.3446 0.05226 148 110 25 13
1525 I'm sorry. Your insurance only reimburses me for lifting the weight off your mind. 1.3446 0.04766 148 105 35 8
1526 Therapy can be painful 1.3446 0.04669 148 104 37 7
1527 When you told me you had the weight of the world on your shoulders, I thought it was just a metaphor. 1.3445 0.05395 119 85 27 7
1528 Let's work on perspective... It is a weight, not THE weight of the world. 1.3445 0.05395 119 85 27 7
1529 This feeling usually disappears after April 15th 1.3445 0.05262 119 84 29 6
1530 Trust me you will feel better when you get it off your chest. 1.3443 0.05431 122 88 26 8
1531 Let's talk about something besides your mother. 1.3443 0.05554 122 89 24 9
1532 Yes, I think that with some hard work we can get to an understanding of why you feel this enormous pressure. 1.3442 0.04908 154 112 31 11
1533 ...and sometimes perception is reality 1.3440 0.05460 125 91 25 9
1534 Doc, I need to talk to you about a pressing matter. 1.3439 0.04582 157 111 38 8
1535 Something appears to be weighing on you. 1.3439 0.04582 157 111 38 8
1536 Don't worry. I had a guy with one twice as big. 1.3438 0.05703 128 96 20 12
1537 What are your expectations from therapy? 1.3438 0.05014 128 90 32 6
1538 So you say you're feeling a lot of pressure lately? 1.3438 0.05370 128 93 26 9
1539 I think a metaphor next session will work equally well .... 1.3435 0.05394 131 96 25 10
1540 'I'm sure you're just imagining it.' 1.3435 0.05056 131 93 31 7
1541 Is that supposed to be a metaphor or a simile? I can never remember the difference. 1.3435 0.05394 131 96 25 10
1542 Lighten up! 1.3435 0.05394 131 96 25 10
1543 Can you give me a sense of what triggers the tightness in your chest and shortness of breath..? 1.3435 0.05394 131 96 25 10
1544 'Weight of the World', sounds a little grandiose, don't you think? 1.3435 0.05056 131 93 31 7
1545 you did very we'll just getting here! 1.3433 0.05201 134 97 28 9
1546 So my paralysis isn't psychosomatic? 1.3433 0.05092 134 96 30 8
1547 So, you say there's something you need to get off your chest? 1.3433 0.05616 134 101 20 13
1548 Next time just buy permanent press pants. 1.3433 0.05092 134 96 30 8
1549 Mother was right. She predicted you would collapse under pressure. 1.3433 0.05092 134 96 30 8
1550 Apparently it’s not all in your head. 1.3431 0.05016 137 98 31 8
1551 Just focus on my voice as you relax and go deeper and deeper into the couch. 1.3431 0.05225 137 100 27 10
1552 Now, where were we? Oh, yes. You said you had thoughts of jumping out the window... 1.3431 0.05327 137 101 25 11
1553 You really are depressed. 1.3431 0.05327 137 101 25 11
1554 The Viagra didn't seem to be working, so I took more. 1.3431 0.05327 137 101 25 11
1555 You see, there's your problem. You're supposed to have the weight of the world on your SHOULDERS. 1.3431 0.05225 137 100 27 10
1556 Perhaps there’s something you’d like to get off of your chest? 1.3431 0.05327 137 101 25 11
1557 No doctor, I really am under a lot of pressure! 1.3429 0.05147 140 102 28 10
1558 I think a weighted blanket would be more comfortable. 1.3429 0.05245 140 103 26 11
1559 You're the one who chose 'house arrest'. 1.3429 0.05147 140 102 28 10
1560 You're right. I do prefer when the soul-crushing weight on my chest is metaphorical. 1.3429 0.05046 140 101 30 9
1561 Your insurance company approved the crane service for only 30 minutes. 1.3429 0.05245 140 103 26 11
1562 So you say this is still better than listening to our President speak. 1.3429 0.05438 140 105 22 13
1563 I assure you, you're not having a heart attack. 1.3427 0.05445 143 108 21 14
1564 No, Advil. 1.3427 0.05167 143 105 27 11
1565 I can only make it FEEL like the weight has been lifted. 1.3427 0.05167 143 105 27 11
1566 At least the weight is off your mind. 1.3426 0.05289 108 75 29 4
1567 All this pressure you complain about is something you bring upon yourself Donald. 1.3425 0.04902 146 105 32 9
1568 It helps with the tossing and turning at night 1.3425 0.05091 146 107 28 11
1569 Do you want to talk about your weight problem? 1.3425 0.05274 146 109 24 13
1570 I’ll be honest, when you said you had problems with the crushing weight of existence I didn’t think you meant this 1.3425 0.05183 146 108 26 12
1571 It's just a metaphor. 1.3425 0.05183 146 108 26 12
1572 But enough about me. 1.3425 0.04805 146 104 34 8
1573 I think you just need to lighten up. 1.3423 0.05196 149 111 25 13
1574 Let's start with 25 milligram. 1.3423 0.05196 149 111 25 13
1575 I have a ton of questions Bill. 1.3423 0.04740 149 106 35 8
1576 And this weight you're been carrying around,how would you describe it? 1.3423 0.04740 149 106 35 8
1577 Do you find yourself being overly dramatic and engaging in attention getting tactics? 1.3421 0.04583 152 107 38 7
1578 What do you want to get off your chest today? 1.3421 0.04860 152 110 32 10
1579 Oh for Christ's Sake Harold, it's not the weight of t he world. 1.3421 0.04769 152 109 34 9
1580 When did you first suspect you had a weight problem? 1.3421 0.05036 152 112 28 12
1581 Tell me,how does that make you feel? 1.3419 0.05967 117 88 18 11
1582 Let’s start by getting that on your shoulders where it belongs. 1.3417 0.05487 120 87 25 8
1583 Anything you need to get off your chest? 1.3417 0.05736 120 89 21 10
1584 How long have you felt compressed?" 1.3415 0.05269 123 88 28 7
1585 I get the feeling there's something you'd like to get off your chest. 1.3413 0.05539 126 93 23 10
1586 And when you feel this 'pressure', do the breathing exercises help? 1.3413 0.05305 126 91 27 8
1587 Just to make sure, I got this right. Is this the amount of pressure you feel? 1.3413 0.05305 126 91 27 8
1588 Yes, I understand the pressure is tremendous, but real change takes time. 1.3411 0.05220 129 93 28 8
1589 Other than that John, what other stressors are there in your life. 1.3411 0.05220 129 93 28 8
1590 Maybe the baggage analogy was a better choice. 1.3411 0.05335 129 94 26 9
1591 It's a good thing you came to see me, you can't carry that weight alone. 1.3409 0.04908 132 93 33 6
1592 Did you ever consider that it might be all in your mind? 1.3409 0.05571 132 99 21 12
1593 Before we get to that, tell me about your relationship with your mother. 1.3409 0.05466 132 98 23 11
1594 I'm sensing you want to get something off your chest. 1.3409 0.05250 132 96 27 9
1595 So you did mean literally? I sit corrected. 1.3409 0.05359 132 97 25 10
1596 Is this really a weight problem, or are we talking about something deeper here? 1.3409 0.05025 132 94 31 7
1597 Now, if you can, I want you to bring your awareness to the weight on your chest 1.3407 0.05580 135 102 20 13
1598 The burden’s on you to unload. 1.3406 0.05193 138 101 27 10
1599 Oh, it's so much more than a metaphor, Charlie. 1.3406 0.05091 138 100 29 9
1600 Doctor, I keep getting unexpected erections, is there anything else I can do? 1.3406 0.05193 138 101 27 10
1601 Unfortunately, my practice focuses on metaphorical weight. 1.3404 0.05310 141 105 24 12
1602 Close your eyes and imagine you're weightless. 1.3404 0.05405 141 106 22 13
1603 As performance art, it’s a cliché. 1.3404 0.04594 141 98 38 5
1604 That should take care of your figiting. 1.3403 0.05041 144 105 29 10
1605 The "pea" is so annoying. 1.3403 0.05230 144 107 25 12
1606 Well, yes—sleeping, eating, working, even simply moving about—they can all be challenging when you're depressed. 1.3403 0.04743 144 102 35 7
1607 Our time is up. You really have to get up and go now. 1.3403 0.05041 144 105 29 10
1608 I specialize in treating mental blocks, I don't really "do" physical ones. 1.3403 0.04743 144 102 35 7
1609 At least you stopped carrying the weight of the world on your back. 1.3403 0.04944 144 104 31 9
1610 I'm going to switch your meds from valium to steroids 1.3401 0.04874 147 106 32 9
1611 What do you feel seems to be the issue? 1.3401 0.04874 147 106 32 9
1612 Now Charles, don't you think that sometimes, we look for things to complain about? 1.3401 0.05153 147 109 26 12
1613 How long have you been insecure about your weight? 1.3401 0.05153 147 109 26 12
1614 You’ll feel better if you get it off your chest. 1.3401 0.05153 147 109 26 12
1615 Let’s move to a lighter topic. 1.3401 0.05062 147 108 28 11
1616 Have you tried focusing on your breath? 1.3401 0.04778 147 105 34 8
1617 Tell me more about your weight problem... 1.3400 0.04990 150 110 29 11
1618 And when your wife says you need to lose weight, how does that make you feel?" 1.3399 0.04833 153 111 32 10
1619 It sounds like you are feeling a lot of pressure. 1.3397 0.04501 156 110 39 7
1620 On the bright side, at least it’s off your shoulders. 1.3393 0.05888 112 83 20 9
1621 I know the commercial said to seek medical treatment if it lasted four hours, but maybe we shouldn't wait. 1.3391 0.05909 115 86 19 10
1622 Way too much cowbell. 1.3390 0.05800 118 88 20 10
1623 I think I understand why mindfulness was not working for you. 1.3390 0.05412 118 85 26 7
1624 Remind me, when is your Mueller deposition? 1.3388 0.05574 121 89 23 9
1625 I get the sense you have something you want to get off your chest. 1.3388 0.05696 121 90 21 10
1626 Yes. But how does it feel? 1.3388 0.05816 121 91 19 11
1627 Can you give me a concrete example of this"crushing paralysis"? 1.3388 0.05190 121 86 29 6
1628 So Mr. Finnigan, is there anything else you would like to get off your chest? 1.3388 0.05574 121 89 23 9
1629 I'm glad you came in today. You seem flatter than usual. 1.3387 0.05597 124 92 22 10
1630 I thought you said that you felt like the weight of the world was on your shoulders..... 1.3387 0.05478 124 91 24 9
1631 So, tell me why you feel under pressure. 1.3387 0.05233 124 89 28 7
1632 Breath in and breath out. Now what brings you here? 1.3386 0.05150 127 91 29 7
1633 That should control your erotic fantasies every time I cross my knee. 1.3386 0.05502 127 94 23 10
1634 Just say to yourself, in a soft voice, 'metaphors are not real.' 1.3386 0.05502 127 94 23 10
1635 I’m sensing that you have something you’d like to get off your chest. 1.3385 0.05411 130 96 24 10
1636 On the bright side, it isn’t the weight of the world. 1.3385 0.05411 130 96 24 10
1637 Yes, in this case you certainly can use the expression literally. 1.3385 0.05186 130 94 28 8
1638 Well, what do *you* think it means? 1.3383 0.04878 133 94 33 6
1639 Kinda makes all those cares and woes seem trivial, doesn't it Peter? 1.3383 0.04993 133 95 31 7
1640 It comes off as soon as you start talking about your relationship with your mother. 1.3383 0.05325 133 98 25 10
1641 I believe we've uncovered the source of your erectile dysfunction. 1.3383 0.05431 133 99 23 11
1642 Something you want to get off your chest? 1.3383 0.05325 133 98 25 10
1643 I told you, I have a ton to discuss. 1.3383 0.05431 133 99 23 11
1644 Well, it’s not quite ‘the weight of the world,’ but I get your point. 1.3382 0.04808 136 96 34 6
1645 IT'S NOT TOO LATE TO SWITCH PARTIES! 1.3382 0.05445 136 102 22 12
1646 I am a therapist, Mr. Smith but I don’t think I can help you get that off your chest. 1.3382 0.05344 136 101 24 11
1647 Have you tried visualizing that you're floating? 1.3382 0.05242 136 100 26 10
1648 I’d like to get this off my chest 1.3382 0.05344 136 101 24 11
1649 So you’re worried about what would happen if you stop believing it’s papier-mache. 1.3382 0.05445 136 102 22 12
1650 I warned you about taking the extra-strength Viagra.... 1.3381 0.05060 139 101 29 9
1651 So, in terms of your general well being: is there anything pressing? 1.3381 0.04956 139 100 31 8
1652 Me? Nothing pressing, 1.3381 0.04956 139 100 31 8
1653 On the bright side; at least the weight of the world is no longer on your shoulders 1.3381 0.05162 139 102 27 10
1654 I think I know what’s weighing you down. 1.3381 0.05162 139 102 27 10
1655 You seem to have a problem with metaphor. 1.3380 0.05085 142 104 28 10
1656 I see you’ve put on weight since our last visit. 1.3380 0.05085 142 104 28 10
1657 I think this is progress. We’ve lifted a huge weight off your shoulders. 1.3380 0.04986 142 103 30 9
1658 Have you considered less weight and more reps? 1.3379 0.05469 145 111 19 15
1659 Most patients just bring in a chip. 1.3379 0.04915 145 105 31 9
1660 I really need to get this off my chest 1.3379 0.05199 145 108 25 12
1661 I'm sure you'll feel better once you get it off your chest. 1.3378 0.04751 148 106 34 8
1662 So you’re telling me you’re feeling pressured to stay in this relationship? 1.3378 0.04451 148 103 40 5
1663 So, you say you're having a hard time dealing with the pressure. 1.3377 0.04873 151 110 31 10
1664 Now, about your dream that you've turned into a panini... 1.3377 0.05389 151 116 19 16
1665 I can only help you when the crushing weight is metaphorical. 1.3377 0.05306 151 115 21 15
1666 Last week you said that you felt like a sword of Damocles was hanging over you. How are you feeling today? 1.3377 0.04962 151 111 29 11
1667 I promised I could help take a weight off your shoulders. I never said it wouldn't end up somewhere else. 1.3377 0.05051 151 112 27 12
1668 So, how long have you been carrying this burden? 1.3377 0.04781 151 109 33 9
1669 It's called builder's block, I know a contractor that can help. 1.3377 0.04688 151 108 35 8
1670 Is theire anything you'd like to get off your chest? 1.3376 0.04657 157 113 35 9
1671 Sooooo.... what's your problem ?? 1.3376 0.04657 157 113 35 9
1672 So, tell me about yourself. 1.3376 0.05076 157 118 25 14
1673 Ok, A weight on your chest! What else? 1.3375 0.04766 160 117 32 11
1674 Now let me clarify: Are you complaining about the w-a-i-t or the w-e-i-g-h-t? 1.3373 0.04800 166 123 30 13
1675 Now you begin the heavy lifting... 1.3364 0.05211 110 77 29 4
1676 And in the blink of an eye Harry realized the magnitude of his error and deeply regretted his misuse of “literally”. 1.3361 0.05374 119 86 26 7
1677 I have something to get off my chest. 1.3361 0.05102 119 84 30 5
1678 When you were a child did people make fun of your weight? 1.3361 0.05505 119 87 24 8
1679 I said I'd never tie you down. And I didn't 1.3361 0.06004 122 94 15 13
1680 Let’s start with anything that you’d like to get off your chest... 1.3361 0.05656 122 91 21 10
1681 Tell me who she is or you'll never see the block and tackle again. 1.3360 0.05558 125 93 22 10
1682 Isn't it possible this pressure is all in your head? 1.3360 0.05441 125 92 24 9
1683 Then she put the load right on me. 1.3360 0.05441 125 92 24 9
1684 I just feel like my whole existence is one big cliché 1.3359 0.05235 128 93 27 8
1685 It looks like you've got a handle on this weight problem. 1.3359 0.05235 128 93 27 8
1686 This exercise simulates and prepares you for receipt of my bill. 1.3359 0.05235 128 93 27 8
1687 I'll be honest, I didn't think you were being literal. 1.3359 0.05235 128 93 27 8
1688 As your therapist, I get the sense that there is something you would like to get off your chest. 1.3359 0.05484 131 98 22 11
1689 I see you’re under a lot of pressure right now. 1.3359 0.05694 131 100 18 13
1690 The real problem, though, is the emotional weight you're carrying. 1.3359 0.05038 131 94 30 7
1691 Did you say “flattened affect” or “flattened effect”? 1.3358 0.05291 134 99 25 10
1692 It appears that there is something weighing heavily on you. 1.3358 0.05396 134 100 23 11
1693 Still for the wall? 1.3358 0.05699 134 103 17 14
1694 I said: "That's all the time we have today!" 1.3358 0.05184 134 98 27 9
1695 Do you know how hard it was for me to get this weight on my chest in the first place? 1.3358 0.05291 134 99 25 10
1696 They say you can't keep a good man down, so…we'll see. 1.3358 0.04848 134 95 33 6
1697 Flatter will get you nowhere. 1.3358 0.05701 137 106 16 15
1698 Okay, so you're under a lot of pressure; I get that" 1.3358 0.05105 137 100 28 9
1699 So how did you hear about the panini weight loss diet? 1.3358 0.05311 137 102 24 11
1700 I can tell you're under a lot of pressure. 1.3358 0.05105 137 100 28 9
1701 There's an obvious answer to your problem, dare I say it. 1.3358 0.05105 137 100 28 9
1702 Well, I think we can rule out an iron defficiency as the cause of your depression. 1.3358 0.04999 137 99 30 8
1703 I know it’s not sparking joy but I cant move the damn thing either. 1.3357 0.05230 140 104 25 11
1704 ..anyways, our session is over and I will have to ask you to leave. 1.3357 0.05423 140 106 21 13
1705 Let's address your issue with literalism. 1.3357 0.05029 140 102 29 9
1706 You said you wanted to get something off your chest? 1.3357 0.04542 143 100 38 5
1707 So, what what did you need to get off your chest? 1.3357 0.05246 143 107 24 12
1708 Sometimes talking doesn’t help. 1.3357 0.04856 143 103 32 8
1709 Before we can understand how to lighten that weight you’re carrying around, we have to figure out how it got there. 1.3357 0.04957 143 104 30 9
1710 I thought I needed more cowbell but maybe this is too much 1.3356 0.05076 146 108 27 11
1711 Your time is up. 1.3356 0.04982 146 107 29 10
1712 Oh Walter, it ain't heavy, it's your mother. 1.3356 0.05169 146 109 25 12
1713 What other symptoms are you feeling? 1.3355 0.04471 152 107 39 6
1714 Have you tried to see things from your mother's point of view? 1.3355 0.05108 152 114 25 13
1715 No, this is not about character building, but rather about outstanding payment issues. 1.3355 0.04755 152 110 33 9
1716 I said depression, not compression. 1.3355 0.04755 152 110 33 9
1717 You know, it’s not the weight of the world. 1.3355 0.04755 152 110 33 9
1718 Welcome to extreme psychoanalysis. 1.3355 0.04953 155 115 28 12
1719 I'm trying out a new form of therapy. Now imagine this thing squeezing all the stress out of you. 1.3354 0.04886 158 117 29 12
1720 I'll remove it when you stop whining about your childhood. 1.3354 0.04740 161 118 32 11
1721 Let's talk about the pressure your Mother is putting on you. 1.3333 0.04693 159 116 33 10
1722 Sometimes not everything is just in your head 1.3333 0.04828 144 104 32 8
1723 Yes, but I'm afraid it's not that kind of weight-loss therapy... 1.3333 0.05047 147 109 27 11
1724 So you say you've been put under a lot of pressure lately? 1.3333 0.05043 135 98 29 8
1725 So, you say you've been under a lot of pressure... 1.3333 0.05232 132 97 26 9
1726 Now, do I have your attention.... 1.3333 0.05341 132 98 24 10
1727 So, anything else you need to get off your chest? 1.3333 0.04968 138 100 30 8
1728 I sense some guilt. 1.3333 0.05449 132 99 22 11
1729 After reading “50 Ways To Flatten Your Stomach,” Donald tried the Draconian approach 1.3333 0.05121 144 107 26 11
1730 3 or 4 sessions and you’ll be straightened out 1.3333 0.05074 138 101 28 9
1731 Have you tried breathing deeply? 1.3333 0.05717 120 90 20 10
1732 To be clear, this is what a 'literal' ton of weight dropped on you feels like...now let's proceed, you were saying, you literally felt... 1.3333 0.05248 123 89 27 7
1733 On the scale of 1 to 10, how do you rate your pressure? 1.3333 0.05198 141 105 25 11
1734 How do you FEEL about being underweight? 1.3333 0.05025 144 106 28 10
1735 You should have gotten it off your chest years ago. 1.3333 0.05120 132 96 28 8
1736 Sweetheart, metaphorically it represents Trump's relentless pathological lies. " 1.3333 0.06171 108 82 16 10
1737 Have you got anything on your mind? 1.3333 0.05361 135 101 23 11
1738 Now that we’ve gotten that monkey off your back, let’s discuss this crushing weight you’re feeling. 1.3333 0.05496 123 91 23 9
1739 Its so nice to finally have this weight off my shoulders 1.3333 0.04968 138 100 30 8
1740 Let's work on a better way to face your fear of an alien abduction. 1.3333 0.05065 150 112 26 12
1741 They said all the ankle bracelets were in use. 1.3333 0.05083 129 93 29 7
1742 How long have you had this weight problem? 1.3333 0.04954 147 108 29 10
1743 To be honest, I'm only board-certified in the lifting of metaphorical weight. 1.3333 0.05164 126 91 28 7
1744 Looks like you need to get something off your chest 1.3333 0.05285 126 92 26 8
1745 You're the second doctor to say I'm carrying too much weight. 1.3333 0.05564 135 103 19 13
1746 I know our session is almost over but there's something I really need to get off my chest. 1.3333 0.04976 150 111 28 11
1747 I get a sense something is weighing on you. 1.3333 0.05429 117 85 25 7
1748 Well, at least we’ve moved it off of your shoulders. 1.3333 0.05316 129 95 25 9
1749 Go on, what do you need to get off your chest? 1.3333 0.05228 147 111 23 13
1750 Well, first off, I'd recommend losing a few pounds. 1.3333 0.04602 150 107 36 7
1751 If this lasts more than four hours, the box says to seek immediate medical attention. 1.3333 0.04885 150 110 30 10
1752 I have a ton of news. But you go first. 1.3333 0.05328 111 79 27 5
1753 But maybe The Beatles weren't talking about you specifically. 1.3333 0.05717 120 90 20 10
1754 Do you still want me to read "The Unbearable Lightness of Being"? 1.3333 0.04702 135 95 35 5
1755 This crush you are feeling for me is just a transference. 1.3333 0.04932 135 97 31 7
1756 I’m going to refer you to a colleague who specializes in weight control. 1.3333 0.05374 123 90 25 8
1757 And next week we will work on your crocodile phobia. 1.3333 0.04859 147 107 31 9
1758 And how long have you felt like you are a coyote? 1.3333 0.05151 135 99 27 9
1759 Doc, there is soemthing I've been meaning to get off my chest. 1.3333 0.04841 156 115 30 11
1760 All things considered, you seem to be holding up quite well 1.3333 0.04897 141 102 31 8
1761 Be honest. Is there something you need to get off your chest? 1.3333 0.05040 126 90 30 6
1762 Your weight has always concerned me. 1.3333 0.05634 126 95 20 11
1763 I like to start my sessions with some deep breathing. 1.3333 0.04994 153 114 27 12
1764 And what do you think is causing this suffocating feeling? 1.3313 0.04409 160 114 39 7
1765 I can't imagine the pressure you're under. 1.3312 0.04642 157 114 34 9
1766 No, it's actually a metaphor for the cost of these visits. 1.3312 0.04703 154 112 33 9
1767 Yes, we're into compression. If you want compassion, you should visit the quack next door. 1.3312 0.05134 154 117 23 14
1768 It's call Compression Therapy. 1.3312 0.04966 154 115 27 12
1769 You put it there, you can lift it off. 1.3312 0.05134 154 117 23 14
1770 Well, are you depressed now? 1.3311 0.04858 151 111 30 10
1771 Tell me more about your sense of feeling inexplicably trapped. 1.3311 0.04766 151 110 32 9
1772 There is a pill I can prescribe that’s an anti- depressant 1.3310 0.04899 145 106 30 9
1773 It looks like you have a lot going on. Is there anything you wanna get off your chest? 1.3310 0.04969 142 104 29 9
1774 Ironically, 'concrete thinking' is itself a metaphor. 1.3310 0.04550 142 100 37 5
1775 Doc: I think the gravity of my situation is killing me. 1.3310 0.04969 142 104 29 9
1776 Would you describe the feeling like a dark cloud, or maybe a pit in your stomach? 1.3310 0.05166 142 106 25 11
1777 Now that you're comfortable, let's discuss my hourly fee. 1.3310 0.05262 142 107 23 12
1778 It worries me when you say that this is not the worst of the medication’s side effects. 1.3310 0.04868 142 103 31 8
1779 It's always all about you. I have things to get off MY chest, too! 1.3309 0.04938 139 101 30 8
1780 After this treatment, my patients often forget their crushing anxiety. 1.3309 0.05145 139 103 26 10
1781 Your mother, was she a big woman? 1.3309 0.05043 139 102 28 9
1782 In this case size is a concern. 1.3309 0.04831 139 100 32 7
1783 I'd like you to try to pinpoint the source of your discomfort, John. Can you give it a name? 1.3309 0.05528 136 104 19 13
1784 I thought you said once I got the weight off my shoulders I would feel better. 1.3309 0.05328 136 102 23 11
1785 This weighted blanket has 5 stars on Amazon. 1.3309 0.05224 136 101 25 10
1786 We'll begin your treatment for bovinophobia with exposure to a cowbell. 1.3309 0.05119 136 100 27 9
1787 You'll feel better when you get this off your chest. 1.3309 0.05328 136 102 23 11
1788 When did you start feeling depressed? 1.3309 0.05328 136 102 23 11
1789 Is there something you’d like to tell me? 1.3309 0.04902 136 98 31 7
1790 That's how my day went. How about you? 1.3308 0.05088 133 97 28 8
1791 Let's start with some deep breathing exercises. 1.3308 0.04975 133 96 30 7
1792 Take a minute to decompress. 1.3308 0.05198 133 98 26 9
1793 Something seems to be weighing heavily on you. 1.3308 0.05307 133 99 24 10
1794 I'm sorry, but feeling a crushing burden is a classic symptom of depression. 1.3308 0.05720 133 103 16 14
1795 Well at least you won’t need that purple pill for awhile. 1.3308 0.05393 130 97 23 10
1796 Psychotherapy isn't free, Mr. Thornhill. I'm going to ask just once more: when may I expect your check? 1.3308 0.05393 130 97 23 10
1797 I see you brought your emotional support weight. 1.3308 0.05281 130 96 25 9
1798 What did I say about externalizing your problems? 1.3308 0.05167 130 95 27 8
1799 Oh no, this isn't therapy. It was your wife's request. 1.3307 0.05368 127 94 24 9
1800 Apologizing for your Trump vote should take a ton off your chest. 1.3306 0.05577 124 93 21 10
1801 Now tell me, how does that make you feel? 1.3306 0.05085 124 89 29 6
1802 ...Last week it was the streamroller blues; what’s your problem now George? 1.3306 0.05299 121 88 26 7
1803 ...And then she said, 'Looks like you're carrying a few extra pounds.' 1.3306 0.05553 121 90 22 9
1804 Isn't it nice to have the weight off your shoulders? 1.3306 0.05553 121 90 22 9
1805 I need to be honest with you. I'm having an affair with a crane operator. 1.3306 0.05168 121 87 28 6
1806 I see the weight too, what I want to know is how it makes you feel. 1.3305 0.05779 118 89 19 10
1807 I know you want to get this off your chest, but our 50 minutes are up. 1.3305 0.05903 118 90 17 11
1808 "We knew going in this was a weighty issue." 1.3304 0.05485 115 84 24 7
1809 As you can see, I have serious issues with my weight. 1.3304 0.05485 115 84 24 7
1810 The ad on Amazon made it look a lot smaller. 1.3292 0.04644 161 118 33 10
1811 Now do you understand why I hate when people misuse the word "literally"? 1.3290 0.04400 155 110 39 6
1812 I think it will take a while to get this off my chest. 1.3289 0.04920 152 113 28 11
1813 You’re right. It is different than having the weight of the world on your shoulders. 1.3289 0.05008 152 114 26 12
1814 I warned you not to double your dose of Viagra. 1.3289 0.05344 152 118 18 16
1815 Now that it's off your shoulders don't you feel better? 1.3289 0.04455 152 108 38 6
1816 If you really loved me that wouldn't be an excuse. 1.3289 0.04989 149 111 27 11
1817 So,tell me about your relationship with your mother . . . 1.3289 0.04804 149 109 31 9
1818 Did you say "wait" like a pause, or "weight" like something heavy? 1.3289 0.05168 149 113 23 13
1819 I'd like to help you, Brian, but I had no idea it wasn't a metaphor. 1.3289 0.04611 149 107 35 7
1820 It's my job to press you. 1.3288 0.05061 146 109 26 11
1821 This put-upon feeling--can you say more about that? 1.3288 0.04773 146 106 32 8
1822 So what I hear you saying is that you’re feeling under a lot of pressure right now. Right? 1.3288 0.05153 146 110 24 12
1823 I see that you've put on some weight recently. 1.3288 0.05153 146 110 24 12
1824 Would you say your mother was a strong woman? 1.3288 0.04967 146 108 28 10
1825 When you say you feel a ton of stress, what exactly do you mean? 1.3288 0.04871 146 107 30 9
1826 Could you be a little more specific? 1.3288 0.04967 146 108 28 10
1827 So...what is it you need to get off your chest? 1.3288 0.05244 146 111 22 13
1828 I think your mindset is still the biggest obstacle holding you back 1.3287 0.04839 143 104 31 8
1829 This way, after our session, you'll feel as though a great weight has been lifted off your chest. 1.3287 0.05324 143 109 21 13
1830 Let's begin by filing a missing crane report. 1.3287 0.05039 143 106 27 10
1831 I see you've finished "The Unbearable Lightness of Being". 1.3287 0.05324 143 109 21 13
1832 See, Harold, you can spend a Saturday without going to the bar. 1.3287 0.04940 143 105 29 9
1833 Doc, I don't think it's depression. 1.3287 0.04839 143 104 31 8
1834 Yes, but how does that FEEL, William? 1.3287 0.05230 143 108 23 12
1835 You need to stop worrying about the national debt, Mr. Jones. 1.3287 0.05135 143 107 25 11
1836 Tell me about the pressure your parents put on you. 1.3287 0.04839 143 104 31 8
1837 Is there something you need to get off your chest? 1.3287 0.04839 143 104 31 8
1838 Can we talk? I need to get something off my chest. 1.3286 0.05213 140 105 24 11
1839 I told you we'd straighten you out one way or the other. 1.3286 0.05114 140 104 26 10
1840 I hope you’re not planning to leave that here. 1.3286 0.04909 140 102 30 8
1841 Are you sure it's a heart attack? 1.3286 0.05012 140 103 28 9
1842 Yea, but I'm a day older and deeper in debt. 1.3285 0.05192 137 102 25 10
1843 So last week we discussed your issues with over-dramatizing basic everyday interactions... 1.3285 0.04872 137 99 31 7
1844 Can you return it? 1.3285 0.05087 137 101 27 9
1845 I did mention temporary weight gain is a side effect of this treatment 1.3285 0.05087 137 101 27 9
1846 Full disclosure. Talking about it doesn't always get it off your chest. 1.3284 0.05056 134 98 28 8
1847 You should try getting out more. 1.3284 0.05378 134 101 22 11
1848 So what’s been weighing you down? 1.3284 0.04829 134 96 32 6
1849 So you're saying there's absolutely nothing on your mind? 1.3284 0.04711 134 95 34 5
1850 Ok I give up. You can buy curtains. 1.3282 0.04778 131 93 33 5
1851 It's refreshing to hear you use 'literal' correctly this time. 1.3282 0.05677 131 101 17 13
1852 Tell me more about this coyote you believe is trying to kill you. 1.3281 0.05775 128 99 16 13
1853 It would be bad enough if it were merely a metaphor. 1.3281 0.05558 128 97 20 11
1854 Ok, You pulled into Nazareth, feeling about half past dead. Then what happened? 1.3281 0.05558 128 97 20 11
1855 I guess you really do need to get something off your chest. 1.3281 0.04974 128 92 30 6
1856 This is our "Hyperbole Actualization Therapy" . 1.3280 0.05301 125 92 25 8
1857 You do appear to be under a lot of pressure. 1.3280 0.05539 125 94 21 10
1858 Do you feel that something is weighing you down? 1.3280 0.05178 125 91 27 7
1859 Now that it’s off your shoulders, let’s see if you can get it off your chest. 1.3280 0.05301 125 92 25 8
1860 Let’s begin with you telling me about what’s weighing on you 1.3280 0.05301 125 92 25 8
1861 I ordered it online. It's called, weighted blanket, marriage edition. 1.3280 0.05654 125 95 19 11
1862 Most of my patients tell me that they feel caught under a crushing weight,but this is a first. 1.3280 0.05421 125 93 23 9
1863 So what do YOU think might be making you feel so heavily burdened? 1.3279 0.05755 122 93 18 11
1864 Let’s not focus on what’s weighing you down, but explore how you carry that weight. 1.3277 0.05079 119 85 29 5
1865 When you have a breakthrough, you’ll know it. 1.3268 0.04979 153 115 26 12
1866 Have you tried yoga? 1.3268 0.04621 153 111 34 8
1867 Lately I feel like there's a big human under me. 1.3268 0.04713 153 112 32 9
1868 Isn't this ironic! 1.3267 0.04869 150 111 29 10
1869 And how does this dream end? 1.3265 0.05031 147 110 26 11
1870 No, the world weighs a lot more than that. 1.3265 0.04745 147 107 32 8
1871 So, what I hear you saying is that you are relieved to have that weight off your shoulders, but now for some reason you can't get an erection? 1.3265 0.04646 147 106 34 7
1872 How about we talk about what’s weighing on me for once Merv. 1.3265 0.04646 147 106 34 7
1873 Sometimes a weight is just a weight. 1.3265 0.05031 147 110 26 11
1874 Well, we may have a little something to talk about today, don’t we. 1.3264 0.04605 144 103 35 6
1875 It seems like you have a lot to get off your chest. 1.3264 0.05009 144 107 27 10
1876 Forget about the weight on your chest; tell me more about your mother. 1.3264 0.05292 144 110 21 13
1877 I'll bet you were glad to find out you didn't have angina. 1.3264 0.05105 144 108 25 11
1878 And how does this make you feel? 1.3264 0.05009 144 107 27 10
1879 Well, at least it's not an 800 pound gorilla. 1.3264 0.04709 144 104 33 7
1880 I guess my first question is,how are you feeling? 1.3264 0.04811 144 105 31 8
1881 It’s time to stop reading The Unbearable Lightness of Being. 1.3262 0.04774 141 102 32 7
1882 Actually, Steve, there IS a giant weight on your chest. 1.3262 0.05083 141 105 26 10
1883 My name is indeed Doctor Forklift, but I think we should discuss expectations. 1.3262 0.04879 141 103 30 8
1884 What's weighing on you? 1.3262 0.04667 141 101 34 6
1885 It’s not often that you’re hard pressed for an answer. 1.3262 0.05083 141 105 26 10
1886 I find this helps patients get right to the point 1.3262 0.05083 141 105 26 10
1887 Yes, well ... that will take years of therapy. 1.3262 0.04879 141 103 30 8
1888 Would talking it out help you take that weight off your chest? 1.3262 0.05083 141 105 26 10
1889 I see you're fully covered by insurance. 1.3261 0.05159 138 103 25 10
1890 First, let's talk about your punctuality. 1.3261 0.05056 138 102 27 9
1891 You only seem a little depressed, maybe a centimeter or two. 1.3261 0.04950 138 101 29 8
1892 How does that compare to the pressure you feel at work? 1.3259 0.05133 135 100 26 9
1893 Well, it's not exactly the weight of the world. 1.3259 0.05133 135 100 26 9
1894 All they're gonna say is that you're stressed. The construction workers downstairs will be of more help and charge much less. 1.3259 0.05446 135 103 20 12
1895 It's a new therapy. You might notice a slight decrease in mobility. 1.3259 0.05024 135 99 28 8
1896 I think "Ball and Chain" might be the wrong way to characterize your feelings about your marriage. 1.3259 0.05239 135 101 24 10
1897 Overall, how would you describe your mood? 1.3259 0.05133 135 100 26 9
1898 So how long have you been feeling suffocated in our relationship? 1.3258 0.04986 132 96 29 7
1899 I'm glad you came in for therapy today. You obviously need to get something off your chest. 1.3258 0.05323 132 99 23 10
1900 You feel weighted down? Could you be more precise? 1.3258 0.05741 132 103 15 14
1901 Oh great, now even my couch is depressed. 1.3258 0.05213 132 98 25 9
1902 Wait...Weight? Don’t tell me... 1.3258 0.04986 132 96 29 7
1903 Yes it is quite substantial yet I wouldn’t call it the weight of the world 1.3256 0.05521 129 98 20 11
1904 I am beginning to think that you may not be suffering from paranoia 1.3256 0.05063 129 94 28 7
1905 Look, we're ALL under a little pressure. Get over yourself! 1.3254 0.05018 126 91 29 6
1906 Now that we have the fidgeting under control let's talk about that pressure you're feeling. 1.3254 0.04890 126 90 31 5
1907 Have you tried meditating? 1.3254 0.04890 126 90 31 5
1908 I know what you are thinking, but how does it make you feel? 1.3254 0.05615 126 96 19 11
1909 'Then it hit me like a ton of bricks.' 1.3254 0.05265 126 93 25 8
1910 You think that's really going to get rid of the beer belly? 1.3254 0.05265 126 93 25 8
1911 At least we got the weight off your shoulders 1.3252 0.05353 123 91 24 8
1912 Sam, I'm happy I got that off my chest. 1.3252 0.05596 123 93 20 10
1913 Sisyphus could at least roll his burden around... 1.3250 0.05444 120 89 23 8
1914 I'm still finding it really hard to move on. 1.3250 0.04569 160 117 34 9
1915 I think we all feel the Trump Presidency is like that.... 1.3250 0.05696 120 91 19 10
1916 Well, Neal, that's better than the elephant of last time. 1.3248 0.04538 157 114 35 8
1917 You thought you could outsmart the ankle bracelet...well let's see you figure this one out. 1.3248 0.05800 117 89 18 10
1918 At least it is off your shoulders. Were making good progress. 1.3247 0.04687 154 113 32 9
1919 I'm sorry to have kept you weighting. 1.3247 0.04596 154 112 34 8
1920 You just take on too much. 1.3247 0.04310 154 109 40 5
1921 We may need to increase your dosage. 1.3245 0.05108 151 115 23 13
1922 I can see how that might weigh on you. 1.3245 0.04750 151 111 31 9
1923 Let me explain how displacement works. 1.3245 0.05021 151 114 25 12
1924 Doc, the truth hurts more than I expected 1.3245 0.04750 151 111 31 9
1925 It was actually better when it was on my shoulders. 1.3245 0.04750 151 111 31 9
1926 I liked the ball and chain metaphor better. 1.3245 0.05108 151 115 23 13
1927 Weighting for Godot 1.3243 0.05002 148 111 26 11
1928 It's time for you to move on. 1.3243 0.04815 148 109 30 9
1929 This looks a little heavy for our first session. Let's save it for next week. 1.3243 0.04815 148 109 30 9
1930 It's always the same, Hank. You never tell me anything. 1.3243 0.04718 148 108 32 8
1931 Errr, something you want to get off your chest? 1.3243 0.04909 148 110 28 10
1932 At least this weight is now off your shoulders. 1.3243 0.04718 148 108 32 8
1933 You'll appreciate it more once you get it off your chest. 1.3243 0.05747 111 83 20 8
1934 Now that you've got that weight off your shoulders, we need to work on your core. 1.3241 0.04882 145 107 29 9
1935 Accepting your guilt is a good first step, but you won't be fully free without an industrial grade engine hoist. 1.3241 0.05168 145 110 23 12
1936 The weight might feel figurative, but it's literal. 1.3241 0.04882 145 107 29 9
1937 Sorry, we're out of time. See you next week. 1.3241 0.04682 145 105 33 7
1938 It may or may not improve your posture, but it should at least keep you from wandering off. 1.3241 0.04882 145 107 29 9
1939 So, you were saying last week you no longer feel the weight of the world is on your shoulders? 1.3239 0.05340 142 109 20 13
1940 I'm going to refer you to a colleague that specializes in weighty issues. 1.3239 0.04850 142 104 30 8
1941 After many sessions together, there still seems to be something weighing you down. 1.3239 0.04850 142 104 30 8
1942 Now, tell me what's weighing on you today... 1.3239 0.04640 142 102 34 6
1943 I had to take a call, sorry for the wait. 1.3239 0.04850 142 104 30 8
1944 Well I just assumed “weighting room” was a typo. 1.3239 0.04952 142 105 28 9
1945 So tell me, what is it you need to get off your chest? 1.3239 0.04640 142 102 34 6
1946 All right, what is it that you want to get off your chest? 1.3239 0.04850 142 104 30 8
1947 Interesting, last week it was your mother weighing you down. 1.3238 0.05975 105 79 18 8
1948 Great progress! You're no longer carrying the weight on your shoulders. 1.3237 0.04703 139 100 33 6
1949 What do you fear will happen when you stop breathing? 1.3237 0.05127 139 104 25 10
1950 Usually I start my clients with deep breathing techniques, but in your case maybe visualization would be best? 1.3237 0.04703 139 100 33 6
1951 I see that you are not speaking metaphorically. 1.3237 0.04813 139 101 31 7
1952 You say this has been going on since 2016? 1.3235 0.05101 136 101 26 9
1953 The good news is you don’t have E.D. 1.3235 0.05206 136 102 24 10
1954 I see what you mean, but how do you feel about it? 1.3235 0.04769 136 98 32 6
1955 You really should get it off your chest 1.3235 0.04993 136 100 28 8
1956 Yes, I think it would help to get it off your chest. 1.3235 0.05101 136 101 26 9
1957 Get something off my chest" is so cliche. I need you to strive for originality 1.3235 0.04769 136 98 32 6
1958 This "Mueller" who calls you, does he give his first name? 1.3235 0.05206 136 102 24 10
1959 At least the weight is off your shoulders. 1.3233 0.05179 133 99 25 9
1960 Our smoking cessation program has a near one hundred percent success rate. 1.3233 0.04955 133 97 29 7
1961 Weight loss? That's down the hall. 1.3233 0.05068 133 98 27 8
1962 Have you tried the deep breathing exercises we discussed? 1.3231 0.05374 130 98 22 10
1963 I would say you have a lot to get off your chest. 1.3231 0.05147 130 96 26 8
1964 Better? 1.3231 0.05030 130 95 28 7
1965 On a positive note the fact you feel anchored in your life is a good thing 1.3231 0.05374 130 98 22 10
1966 With some clients it can takes years to find the root cause of their problems. With you, it’s not that difficult 1.3231 0.05262 130 97 24 9
1967 So, you went deep-sea fishing with Mr. Soprano...how did it make you feel? 1.3231 0.05374 130 98 22 10
1968 I see you would like to get something off your chest. 1.3228 0.05688 127 98 17 12
1969 You’ll feel so much better once you get it off your chest. 1.3228 0.05577 127 97 19 11
1970 You have 45minutes to get it off your chest unless want a double session. 1.3228 0.04514 158 115 35 8
1971 . . . and how is that working for you? 1.3228 0.04858 158 119 27 12
1972 So let me get this straight, you pulled into Nazareth just feelin' 'bout half past dead? 1.3228 0.04689 158 117 31 10
1973 How long have you been a panini? 1.3226 0.05191 124 91 26 7
1974 Even Freud would say you overdid it with the symbolism.. 1.3226 0.04932 124 89 30 5
1975 Yes, of course I'm paying attention! Tell me again about this crushing weight you feel. 1.3226 0.04571 155 113 34 8
1976 What is the problem from your viewpoint? 1.3224 0.04723 152 112 31 9
1977 Sometimes one feels better getting things off one's chest. 1.3224 0.04723 152 112 31 9
1978 So you feel there’s something you need to get off your chest? 1.3224 0.04904 152 114 27 11
1979 I don't think dieting alone will help your weight problem, Mr. Jones. 1.3223 0.05532 121 91 21 9
1980 Now that’s gravitas 1.3223 0.05145 121 88 27 6
1981 Yes, but as a metaphor for being depressed, it still borders on cliché. 1.3221 0.04494 149 107 36 6
1982 Try and use your words. 1.3221 0.05410 149 117 16 16
1983 It's common to feel weighed down by external pressures, but how are you feeling inside? 1.3221 0.04392 149 106 38 5
1984 The TV commercial did mention it as one of the possible side effects of the medication. 1.3221 0.05063 149 113 24 12
1985 Any idea what's weighing on you? 1.3219 0.04655 146 106 33 7
1986 Let's talk about the pressure you've been under. 1.3219 0.04950 146 109 27 10
1987 That should keep you here for about 9 or 10 sessions. 1.3219 0.05044 146 110 25 11
1988 I must say, that’s really heavy stuff. Is there anything else you'd like to get off your chest? 1.3219 0.04950 146 109 27 10
1989 What about you? What do you think is causing your flat affect? 1.3219 0.05228 146 112 21 13
1990 Well at least the load is off of your shoulders. 1.3219 0.04755 146 107 31 8
1991 There is something I would like to get off my chest........ 1.3219 0.05044 146 110 25 11
1992 Medication alone won't fix your issue. 1.3219 0.04950 146 109 27 10
1993 I thought we agreed you were going to stop putting yourself down. 1.3217 0.05599 115 86 21 8
1994 Your options seem to be limited. 1.3217 0.05024 115 82 29 4
1995 I hate how you never help with housework and act as if there's something more pressing. 1.3217 0.05119 143 108 24 11
1996 Obviously, I could simply lift the weight of your chest but that wouldn't be getting to the core of your problems. 1.3217 0.04718 143 104 32 7
1997 And so you feel she is pressuring you to stay? 1.3217 0.04821 143 105 30 8
1998 I'd say it probably isn't a heart attack. 1.3217 0.04821 143 105 30 8
1999 I was pondering a rather weighty problem, then ...it hit me..... 1.3217 0.05022 143 107 26 10
2000 Now, how about reframing with a positive perspective? 1.3217 0.05308 143 110 20 13
2001 What's on your mind, Harry? 1.3217 0.04922 143 106 28 9
2002 I am getting the feeling something is weighing on you. 1.3214 0.05413 112 82 24 6
2003 Why do I always have to get the door? 1.3214 0.05096 140 105 25 10
2004 I know it sounds difficult, but you’ll feel much better once you lose the weight 1.3212 0.04629 165 123 31 11
2005 Try to relax. 1.3212 0.05069 137 102 26 9
2006 You've been my patient for 10 years and you still never learned to unburden yourself? 1.3212 0.04626 137 98 34 5
2007 It ain't heavy...it's my mother 1.3212 0.05069 137 102 26 9
2008 How long have you been feeling this weight? 1.3212 0.05069 137 102 26 9
2009 You’ve got a ton of problems. 1.3212 0.04740 137 99 32 6
2010 It’s only a metaphor. Breathe easy. 1.3212 0.04852 137 100 30 7
2011 No complaints, Rocco. If you'd remembered the AA batteries, you could've done the ankle monitoring. 1.3212 0.05173 137 103 24 10
2012 Never mind. I can guess. 1.3212 0.04962 137 101 28 8
2013 Just relax and tell me all about it. 1.3212 0.05173 137 103 24 10
2014 Be glad that I don't charge by the pound. 1.3212 0.05377 137 105 20 12
2015 Now that you have called me away from a very nice dinner, what exactly is so pressing? 1.3209 0.05360 134 102 21 11
2016 How does that make you feel? 1.3209 0.05146 134 100 25 9
2017 So it's not your classic pyramid scheme. Sue me. 1.3209 0.05036 134 99 27 8
2018 Are you staying hydrated? 1.3209 0.05146 134 100 25 9
2019 I still say, "If you want a flat stomach, do sit ups!" 1.3208 0.04664 159 118 31 10
2020 I prefer the metaphor 1.3208 0.04578 159 117 33 9
2021 So, when did this panini fetish start becoming a problem? 1.3208 0.06365 106 83 12 11
2022 I’m prescribing an editor to reduce your cliche levels. 1.3206 0.05338 131 99 22 10
2023 So what’s weighing on you this week Bob? 1.3206 0.05114 131 97 26 8
2024 Let's weigh the pros and cons 1.3206 0.05114 131 97 26 8
2025 Are you sure, you have nothing to get off your chest? 1.3206 0.05554 131 101 18 12
2026 I need a favor. 1.3206 0.04757 131 94 32 5
2027 Oh, come on. That's just a figure of speech. 1.3205 0.04636 156 115 32 9
2028 Do you want sympathy or help? 1.3203 0.05195 128 95 25 8
2029 ...research indicates this is the best approach to impulse control. 1.3203 0.04697 128 91 33 4
2030 If that gets much larger, you really should see someone about it. 1.3203 0.05195 128 95 25 8
2031 Mmm ... probably psychosomatic. 1.3203 0.05195 128 95 25 8
2032 It is just your imagination, Mr Zeppelin. You will not lift off 1.3203 0.05539 128 98 19 11
2033 Have you thought of losing weight? 1.3203 0.04697 153 113 31 9
2034 Stop being so literal! 1.3200 0.06176 100 76 16 8
2035 I see that your past weighs heavily upon you. 1.3200 0.04568 150 109 34 7
2036 I have a crush on you. 1.3200 0.05279 125 93 24 8
2037 So which is in your imagination, the comfy couch or the oppressive weight 1.3200 0.04853 150 112 28 10
2038 Have you considered that it's not your problems that are weighing you down? 1.3200 0.05400 125 94 22 9
2039 I gotta tell ya', it's better than a monkey on your back. 1.3200 0.04665 150 110 32 8
2040 On a positive note-the weight seems to be off your shoulders 1.3200 0.05029 125 91 28 6
2041 You're improving. It's smaller than last week's load. 1.3197 0.04825 147 109 29 9
2042 Honey, it's been over four hours. Time to call the doctor. 1.3197 0.04921 147 110 27 10
2043 Yes.. but tell me more about your childhood 1.3197 0.04526 147 106 35 6
2044 I believe your self-esteem would improve if you lost weight. 1.3197 0.04728 147 108 31 8
2045 Really, Phil? A pyramid scheme? 1.3197 0.05240 122 90 25 7
2046 There’s something I’d like to get off my chest. 1.3197 0.05240 122 90 25 7
2047 Do you do think you do well under pressure? 1.3194 0.04691 144 105 32 7
2048 I think it replaced the elephant in the room. 1.3194 0.04992 144 108 26 10
2049 So what is your personal crisis this week? 1.3194 0.04992 144 108 26 10
2050 Maybe it's not heavy. Maybe it's your brother. 1.3194 0.04691 144 105 32 7
2051 I am certain that with twelve more sessions we can find your problem. 1.3193 0.05715 119 91 18 10
2052 "In a 45 minute session I can't make any promises... 1.3191 0.05261 141 108 21 12
2053 No, no, there IS something I have to get off of my chest. 1.3191 0.04648 141 102 33 6
2054 Another 10 minutes and you won't even notice it's there. 1.3191 0.04964 141 105 27 9
2055 We all carry heavy burdens, Mr. Jones." 1.3191 0.04861 141 104 29 8
2056 Take a deep breath and imagine going to your happy place. 1.3191 0.04861 141 104 29 8
2057 I'm here to get something off my chest 1.3191 0.04964 141 105 27 9
2058 Thank God I ordered that memory foam couch” 1.3191 0.04861 141 104 29 8
2059 So sorry, but I only deal with crushing emotional weight. 1.3191 0.04755 141 103 31 7
2060 Think of it as an apt metaphor. 1.3191 0.04861 141 104 29 8
2061 Unburden yourself quickly, Mr. Johnson, our time is almost up. 1.3191 0.05065 141 106 25 10
2062 That’s a lot of cowbell! 1.3191 0.05065 141 106 25 10
2063 First, tell me about your childhood. 1.3190 0.04743 163 123 28 12
2064 I need to get this off my chest. 1.3190 0.05421 116 86 23 7
2065 At least today it's not the weight of the world 1.3190 0.05137 116 84 27 5
2066 To be honest Doc, I preferred when the weight of the world was on my shoulders. 1.3190 0.05691 116 88 19 9
2067 Okay, so you had pulled into Nazareth, just a feelin' 'bout half past dead. Then what happened ? 1.3188 0.05243 138 105 22 11
2068 Now, that's a concrete statement. 1.3188 0.04823 138 101 30 7
2069 I don’t think it’s the food. 1.3188 0.04598 138 99 34 5
2070 Do you want soup or baked chicken for dinner? 1.3188 0.05141 138 104 24 10
2071 I know it's unprofessional, but I've developed a crush on you. 1.3188 0.04598 138 99 34 5
2072 I understand you've been under a lot of pressure lately. Do you have any idea why? 1.3188 0.04823 138 101 30 7
2073 Let’s talk about your weight. 1.3188 0.05037 138 103 26 9
2074 Let's explore the possibility that it is not just the unresolved emotional trauma that is weighing you down. 1.3188 0.05037 138 103 26 9
2075 The cardiologist said it wasn't my heart. 1.3188 0.04553 160 118 33 9
2076 Have you tried lifting weights? 1.3185 0.05221 135 102 23 10
2077 So you would say that it's really weighing on you... 1.3185 0.05114 135 101 25 9
2078 When you're ready to share your feelings, I'll take that off. 1.3185 0.05004 135 100 27 8
2079 I could have imagined the weight of your burden without the visual aid. 1.3185 0.04431 157 114 36 7
2080 It's like a gravity blanket, minus the comfort. 1.3182 0.05081 132 98 26 8
2081 You took the weight off my shoulders, but I still need to get something off my chest. 1.3182 0.04966 132 97 28 7
2082 I promise, after this session you'll feel like a huge weight was lifted. 1.3182 0.04966 132 97 28 7
2083 But, what’s on your mind? 1.3182 0.05193 132 99 24 9
2084 How do you think I feel? I’m crushed! 1.3182 0.04486 154 112 35 7
2085 "I hear you denying it. But from where I'm sitting, this--quote unquote-- 'weight' you're carrying is very real." 1.3182 0.05193 132 99 24 9
2086 Would you describe it as a metric tonne or an imperial ton? 1.3178 0.05160 129 96 25 8
2087 This is analysis. Each time we meet I use a toothpick to chisel off a bit of the concrete 1.3178 0.05042 129 95 27 7
2088 We've succeeded in taking it off your mind. 1.3178 0.05160 129 96 25 8
2089 I think the best way to get this weight off your chest is going to be a pulley system. Failing that, we'll get you some Xanax. 1.3178 0.05042 129 95 27 7
2090 Let’s not waste time here. You’re gonna need medication for that. 1.3178 0.05042 129 95 27 7
2091 ...and our time is up. How do you feel? 1.3176 0.05167 148 114 21 13
2092 We're all under pressure 1.3176 0.04701 148 109 31 8
2093 I know what I said in my book, but your circumstances may require more than attitudinal change. 1.3176 0.04292 148 105 39 4
2094 Well, you seem better than last week. 1.3175 0.04995 126 92 28 6
2095 I think you're ready to explore the idea that this weight you feel may have an external source. 1.3175 0.04867 126 91 30 5
2096 I don't think of it as pressure. I see it more as an opportunity. 1.3175 0.05480 126 96 20 10
2097 I feel like there's something you need to get off your chest. 1.3175 0.05595 126 97 18 11
2098 I understand you want to get something off your chest. 1.3175 0.05595 126 97 18 11
2099 . . . so, what's new? 1.3175 0.04734 126 90 32 4
2100 Weight of the world? I've heard worse. 1.3172 0.05057 145 110 24 11
2101 ...and that must have hit you like a ten ton weight. 1.3172 0.04765 145 107 30 8
2102 Doc, I appreciate all you've done for me, but I've been hiding something from you and I just have to get it off my chest. 1.3171 0.05330 123 92 23 8
2103 I wouldn't say it's the weight of the world, but I get the point you're making. 1.3171 0.05074 123 90 27 6
2104 Your insurance doesn’t cover this.... 1.3169 0.04934 142 106 27 9
2105 Now have you always had a weight problem? 1.3169 0.05034 142 107 25 10
2106 Shall we start at the beginning, Mr. Vader? 1.3169 0.05132 142 108 23 11
2107 Something is clearly weighing on you. 1.3169 0.04934 142 106 27 9
2108 You are definitely not imagining this crushing feeling 1.3169 0.04934 142 106 27 9
2109 You'll feel much better once you get that weight off your chest. 1.3167 0.05290 120 89 24 7
2110 That's a possibility, but tell me more about your father. 1.3165 0.05006 139 104 26 9
2111 So you want me to help you get something off your chest. 1.3165 0.04683 139 101 32 6
2112 It's a gradual therapy. We start small and work you up to the weight of the world. 1.3165 0.04683 139 101 32 6
2113 This is my new relativity therapy. Now just visualize your other problems getting smaller and smaller. 1.3165 0.04571 139 100 34 5
2114 It's all in your head. 1.3165 0.05210 139 106 22 11
2115 When you signed on with Trump, you knew this would happen. 1.3165 0.05309 139 107 20 12
2116 I'm pretty sure I know where the pressure is coming from. 1.3165 0.05109 139 105 24 10
2117 Is your depression related to your weight? 1.3165 0.05309 139 107 20 12
2118 Sorry, your time’s up. 1.3162 0.05242 117 86 25 6
2119 Just try not to think about it. 1.3162 0.04862 136 100 29 7
2120 I can only help you if you are willing to unburden yourself. 1.3162 0.04633 136 98 33 5
2121 Should I look for the cat or not? 1.3162 0.05393 136 105 19 12
2122 Don't worry, we'll get it off as soon as our elephant comes back in the room. 1.3162 0.05081 136 102 25 9
2123 Let's be realistic, it's not the weight of the WORLD 1.3162 0.05493 136 106 17 13
2124 As Tony Soprano would say: „Better on your chest than around your feet!“ 1.3158 0.04420 152 110 36 6
2125 Just keep up with those breathing exercises we practiced--the only thing pinning you to that couch is you, Randy 1.3158 0.04934 133 98 28 7
2126 You're clearly have a lot on your chest today 1.3158 0.04707 152 113 30 9
2127 Stop telling me to lighten up! 1.3158 0.04934 133 98 28 7
2128 John, you need to unburden yourself from this "weight of the whole world" thing. 1.3154 0.04864 149 112 27 10
2129 so you think that will stop your sleepwalking? 1.3154 0.04476 149 108 35 6
2130 Your insurance only reimburses me by the pound 1.3154 0.04576 149 109 33 7
2131 You say you've been experiencing a lot of pressure lately. How does that make you feel? 1.3154 0.04770 149 111 29 9
2132 So you say you feel like you're being crushed by your own self doubt? 1.3154 0.05126 130 97 25 8
2133 Richard, I see your pain ... but we really must end there. 1.3154 0.05354 130 99 21 10
2134 Really, how is this about my mother? 1.3154 0.05009 130 96 27 7
2135 When you told me on the phone about a heavy burden I didn't expect this 1.3154 0.05009 130 96 27 7
2136 A gravity blanket would have been sufficient. 1.3154 0.05009 130 96 27 7
2137 So how long after the construction accident did you start to notice any symptoms? 1.3153 0.05862 111 85 17 9
2138 So why do you feel like you are under so much pressure? 1.3153 0.05427 111 82 23 6
2139 Chuck, I feel your pain 1.3153 0.05576 111 83 21 7
2140 Freud would say the 2 ton weight is your mother. 1.3151 0.04933 146 110 26 10
2141 Yes , of course external pressures can impact us. 1.3151 0.04533 146 106 34 6
2142 You feel that you're under a lot of pressure... 1.3151 0.04737 146 108 30 8
2143 You say you are having chest pains? 1.3151 0.04095 146 102 42 2
2144 So tell me, why do you think you feel as if a two ton weight is holding you down? 1.3151 0.04933 146 110 26 10
2145 You talk as though no one else is burdened. 1.3150 0.05327 127 96 22 9
2146 I'm in the mood for panini. 1.3150 0.05087 127 94 26 7
2147 I've reserved the crane for next Tuesday. Try not to talk. 1.3150 0.04962 127 93 28 6
2148 It's taken years of therapy, but finally I think I know why you're depressed. 1.3150 0.05087 127 94 26 7
2149 Dyspepsia, heartburn ... What else? 1.3148 0.05681 108 81 20 7
2150 They were out of elephants. 1.3147 0.05197 143 110 21 12
2151 So you WERE being literal when you made the appointment. 1.3147 0.04593 143 104 33 6
2152 Well, yes, I am a certified weight-loss hypnotherapist, but I think your problem is beyond my expertise. 1.3147 0.04803 143 106 29 8
2153 Mine is invisible. 1.3147 0.04803 143 106 29 8
2154 So listen, I just have to get something off my chest. 1.3147 0.05004 143 108 25 10
2155 Doc, give it to me straight: is it real? 1.3147 0.05004 143 108 25 10
2156 Have you been under a lot of pressure lately? 1.3145 0.05653 124 96 17 11
2157 To be fair, it’s not the weight of the world.... 1.3145 0.05168 124 92 25 7
2158 Sorry about the huge wait. 1.3145 0.04384 159 116 36 7
2159 You seem fine to me. 1.3145 0.04898 159 122 24 13
2160 I think I figured out what's been weighing you down. 1.3143 0.04975 140 105 26 9
2161 I don't think it's your wife that's weighing you down 1.3143 0.05178 140 107 22 11
2162 Why don't we start first with what's weighing on your mind? 1.3143 0.04871 140 104 28 8
2163 Not to worry, we can still hold your therapy session. Just blink once for yes and twice for no. 1.3140 0.05382 121 91 22 8
2164 So, have you tried other ways to keep it down? 1.3139 0.05458 137 107 17 13
2165 No, literally, you need to get whatever that is off your chest. 1.3139 0.04832 137 101 29 7
2166 I thought some actual weight might put your 'weight-of-the-world' shtick into perspective. 1.3139 0.05049 137 103 25 9
2167 You need to stop watching the news, Robert. 1.3139 0.04832 137 101 29 7
2168 Now think of feeling like that and having morning sickness. 1.3139 0.04942 137 102 27 8
2169 It's not the weight of the world, so quit whining. 1.3137 0.04396 153 111 36 6
2170 I do want you to tell me about your mother, but I see you have other burdens that weigh heavily on you. 1.3136 0.04918 118 85 29 4
2171 I think we can rule out heart attack as a cause of your symptoms. 1.3136 0.05476 118 89 21 8
2172 So how's the new mood stabilizer working? 1.3136 0.05607 118 90 19 9
2173 ... and I found the guillotine at our last session a far more expressive psychodrama, Mr. Boynton. 1.3134 0.05126 134 101 24 9
2174 Every one feels under pressure. Why do you? 1.3134 0.05126 134 101 24 9
2175 Have you considered that the large concrete block may also want to spend some time apart? 1.3134 0.05235 134 102 22 10
2176 Don't know why, I just feel overwhelmed. 1.3134 0.05235 134 102 22 10
2177 This seems like an odd way to treat people with a sexual addiction. 1.3134 0.04903 134 99 28 7
2178 It’s a true concrete concern 1.3134 0.05126 134 101 24 9
2179 You are dealing with some heavy stuff. It is okay to cry. 1.3133 0.04743 150 112 29 9
2180 I’m usually not this blunt with my clients but, damn—your mother did a job on you! 1.3133 0.04743 150 112 29 9
2181 Can I recommend an anti-depressant? 1.3130 0.05207 131 99 23 9
2182 The only way to lose the weight is to get off the couch. 1.3130 0.04976 131 97 27 7
2183 You think you had a bad day. 1.3130 0.05207 131 99 23 9
2184 Don't worry Mr Smith, 2020 is almost here. He'll be gone soon. 1.3130 0.05318 131 100 21 10
2185 See? Stress isn't really like having a giant weight on your chest, now is it? 1.3129 0.04710 147 109 30 8
2186 I'll give you the number of a crane operator that takes your insurance. 1.3129 0.04904 147 111 26 10
2187 The key is to forget it even exists 1.3129 0.04610 147 108 32 7
2188 Actually, I have seen worse. 1.3129 0.04710 147 109 30 8
2189 What's on your mind today? 1.3129 0.04507 147 107 34 6
2190 Something got you down? 1.3129 0.04710 147 109 30 8
2191 Tell me how you get that fucking thing past security every week. 1.3129 0.04904 147 111 26 10
2192 Well, if you die, at least we won’t have to press your trousers. 1.3125 0.04974 144 109 25 10
2193 I treat figurative problems. 1.3125 0.05070 144 110 23 11
2194 Don't be a martyr. I have a number of pressing obligations, too. 1.3125 0.04875 144 108 27 9
2195 I told you that chandelier was too gauche. 1.3125 0.05291 128 97 22 9
2196 The next exercise is to squeeze your buttocks, then raise your buttocks creating a bridge with your body. Hold and lower your body, then repeat. 1.3125 0.04671 144 106 31 7
2197 I've been struggling to find the strength to lift myself out of bed in the morning. 1.3125 0.05173 128 96 24 8
2198 Why don't you tell me what you want to get off your chest. 1.3125 0.05677 112 85 19 8
2199 So are you feeling depressed? 1.3125 0.04974 144 109 25 10
2200 Please. You have worse problems. Trump's in office. 1.3125 0.05629 128 100 16 12
2201 I suppose you want me to get the door... again. 1.3125 0.05053 128 95 26 7
2202 Tell me again.Why are you feeling such pressure ? 1.3125 0.04803 128 93 30 5
2203 Is there something you want to get off your chest? 1.3125 0.04875 144 108 27 9
2204 Your HMO doesn't cover that. 1.3121 0.04533 173 131 30 12
2205 Okay, Harry. What is it you wish to discuss? 1.3121 0.05433 141 111 16 14
2206 Well, technically, it isn't the weight of the world. 1.3121 0.05046 141 107 24 10
2207 Take a deep breath and tell me about it. 1.3121 0.04736 141 104 30 7
2208 "Today, let's try to get at the root of your claustrophobia." 1.3121 0.04403 141 101 36 4
2209 I wouldn't make any accusations against 'Fat Tony' if I were you. 1.3121 0.05046 141 107 24 10
2210 I see you're going for subtlety this week. 1.3121 0.04736 141 104 30 7
2211 Your condition is severe. Most of my patients are only in need of a weighted blanket. 1.3121 0.04841 141 105 28 8
2212 That's so cliche. Tell me how you really feel. 1.3121 0.04517 141 102 34 5
2213 So I think this weight you’ve been carrying around is definitely real. 1.3121 0.04736 141 104 30 7
2214 So when you said you needed to get something off your chest... 1.3120 0.05378 125 95 21 9
2215 What else is weighing on you? 1.3120 0.05005 125 92 27 6
2216 Doc, there's a ton I want to get off my chest today. 1.3120 0.05378 125 95 21 9
2217 What makes you say she’s pressuring you to get married? 1.3120 0.05378 125 95 21 9
2218 Hmmm....your symptom is more consistent with a heart attack. 1.3120 0.05257 125 94 23 8
2219 Hand me the remote. 1.3120 0.05497 125 96 19 10
2220 Do you think it’s climate change or the 2020 elections? 1.3120 0.05497 125 96 19 10
2221 Well, emotional weight can manifest itself in many ways. 1.3120 0.05133 125 93 25 7
2222 You’ve got to lighten up. 1.3116 0.04691 138 101 31 6
2223 And how does the Road Runner make you feel? 1.3116 0.05122 138 105 23 10
2224 That is the equivalent of three ex-wives, seven mortgages and eight kids who barely acknowledge your existence. 1.3116 0.04691 138 101 31 6
2225 Just be thankful you didn't say you have a monkey on your back. 1.3116 0.04911 138 103 27 8
2226 I'm afraid our hour is up. I'm going out to lunch, but feel free to take your time leaving. 1.3116 0.04802 138 102 29 7
2227 Although you are not having a heart attack, I can assure you that you are not a hypochondriac, Mr. Floyd. 1.3116 0.04911 138 103 27 8
2228 "We all feel like we have a weight on us, honey. It's probably just a metaphor." 1.3116 0.05018 138 104 25 9
2229 Phil, did you hear me? Today was the worst day of my life. 1.3116 0.05122 138 105 23 10
2230 Why do “you” think you feel under such pressure? 1.3116 0.04911 138 103 27 8
2231 Thank God I work on retainer, you have a ton to get off your chest. 1.3116 0.05018 138 104 25 9
2232 Can you see it from her side now? 1.3116 0.04577 138 100 33 5
2233 You know, I have a real visual sense of the crushing weight you describe. 1.3116 0.05325 138 107 19 12
2234 At least we've finally identified what's been weighing on you. 1.3115 0.05085 122 90 26 6
2235 Would you feel different sitting up? 1.3115 0.05216 122 91 24 7
2236 I think we should talk about the anvil in the room 1.3115 0.05216 122 91 24 7
2237 Would it kill you to listen for a minute? 1.3113 0.04989 151 116 23 12
2238 And that’s not the worst part. I can’t even tie my own shoelaces. 1.3113 0.04621 151 112 31 8
2239 At least you can’t complain about having the weight of the world on your shoulders. 1.3111 0.04984 135 101 26 8
2240 And how's that working for you?" 1.3111 0.04639 135 98 32 5
2241 Now think of all the needless pressure you bring upon yourself. 1.3111 0.04757 135 99 30 6
2242 Eventually, not winning the New Yorker caption competition starts to weigh a person down. That's all I'm saying. 1.3111 0.05409 135 105 18 12
2243 Perhaps you should stop fiddling with it for a while 1.3111 0.04639 135 98 32 5
2244 Have you tried talking about it? 1.3111 0.04872 135 100 28 7
2245 I see you've put on some weight. 1.3109 0.05566 119 91 19 9
2246 And how do you FEEL about it? 1.3109 0.05303 119 89 23 7
2247 Burdened you say? 1.3108 0.04780 148 111 28 9
2248 Have you considered it’s you that’s the problem? 1.3108 0.04583 148 109 32 7
2249 How did you manage that with our broken elevator? 1.3108 0.04875 148 112 26 10
2250 There’s nothing on earth preventing your leaving my care, Mr. Shigo. 1.3108 0.04683 148 110 30 8
2251 I think you're underweight. 1.3108 0.04875 148 112 26 10
2252 Karen, I told you, I’ve been under a lot of pressure lately. 1.3106 0.04825 132 97 29 6
2253 So, is there anything else you want to tell me? 1.3106 0.04825 132 97 29 6
2254 So, why do you feel that I am keeping your here against your will? 1.3106 0.05173 132 100 23 9
2255 I don't think so; COPD is when an elephant is sitting on you. 1.3106 0.05283 132 101 21 10
2256 Gee, that’s really heavy but your time’s up. 1.3106 0.04825 132 97 29 6
2257 Unfortunately your insurance doesn’t cover this modality 1.3106 0.04825 132 97 29 6
2258 Good. You're starting to understand 'privilege'. 1.3103 0.04540 145 106 33 6
2259 Your biggest problem is you overdramatize everything. 1.3103 0.04324 145 104 37 4
2260 I feel so much better having gotten that off my chest. 1.3103 0.04746 145 108 29 8
2261 I know you are depressed, but if we cannot go beyond tired cliches I cannot help you. 1.3103 0.04846 145 109 27 9
2262 You weren't exaggerating your struggles with weight. 1.3103 0.04944 145 110 25 10
2263 I carried it in. I can carry it out. 1.3103 0.05395 116 87 22 7
2264 Unfortunately, the anvil on your chest is not covered by your co-pay. 1.3101 0.04772 129 94 30 5
2265 If you’re really that unhappy, just leave. 1.3101 0.05255 129 98 22 9
2266 You never want to go out. 1.3101 0.05255 129 98 22 9
2267 Don't worry, it's figurative. 1.3101 0.05138 129 97 24 8
2268 So tell me Bob, just how long have you been feeling this pier pressure ? 1.3101 0.05019 129 96 26 7
2269 Is there something you’d like to get off your chest, dear? 1.3099 0.05211 142 110 20 12
2270 Well Harold, I think we've made some real progress now that you don't feel the weight of the world is on your shoulders 1.3099 0.04707 142 105 30 7
2271 It’s a cartoon universe, so yes, it’s literal here. 1.3099 0.04812 142 106 28 8
2272 This was not the birth control I had in mind. 1.3099 0.04915 142 107 26 9
2273 How long has that been weighing on you? 1.3099 0.04915 142 107 26 9
2274 Now let's hear one long deep breath out. 1.3097 0.04806 155 118 26 11
2275 I see you've putting on more weight lately. 1.3095 0.05341 126 96 21 9
2276 And when you say, “crushing weight on your chest,” how exactly do you mean that? 1.3095 0.04464 168 126 32 10
2277 Now take a deep breath . . . 1.3095 0.05341 126 96 21 9
2278 My license limits me to getting the load off your mind 1.3095 0.05341 126 96 21 9
2279 So, do you think you maybe take things too literally? 1.3095 0.05098 126 94 25 7
2280 I learned this therapy when I was stationed in Guantanamo. 1.3095 0.05221 126 95 23 8
2281 No more excuses Fred. The only thing holding you back is yourself. 1.3095 0.04842 126 92 29 5
2282 Mr Grobner, it IS a weight! 1.3094 0.04987 139 105 25 9
2283 Are you more relaxed now that the weight was lifted from your shoulders? 1.3094 0.04773 139 103 29 7
2284 Something you want to get off your chest, Bob? 1.3094 0.05191 139 107 21 11
2285 My approach combines theories from psychoanalysis and Temple Grandin. 1.3094 0.05191 139 107 21 11
2286 Look on the bright side. It could have been the world. 1.3094 0.04881 139 104 27 8
2287 You mean ‘figuratively’. 1.3094 0.05090 139 106 23 10
2288 You say you've been feeling a lot of pressure lately? 1.3094 0.04773 139 103 29 7
2289 You said something about "getting something off your chest"? 1.3094 0.04662 139 102 31 6
2290 I'm sorry, but you exceed the emotional weight limit that your HMO will cover. 1.3092 0.05133 152 119 19 14
2291 Next week, let's reenact your dream about being naked at work. 1.3092 0.04781 152 115 27 10
2292 Visualize a metaphor. 1.3089 0.05049 123 91 26 6
2293 We don’t want you blowing away again, now do we? 1.3089 0.05307 123 93 22 8
2294 So is there anything new concerning you this week? 1.3089 0.05431 123 94 20 9
2295 I've devised a new technique to help us get through your exaggerated feelings of self-importance. 1.3089 0.05180 123 92 24 7
2296 Dear, I know you don't like me giving you advice, but it really is a lot easier to press your shirt when you're not wearing it. 1.3089 0.05307 123 93 22 8
2297 Getting a bit literal with your metaphors, aren’t you? 1.3088 0.04491 136 98 34 4
2298 I promise you'll feel lighter afterwards. 1.3088 0.04727 136 100 30 6
2299 What else besides getting another day older and deeper in debt is weighing on you? 1.3088 0.05168 136 104 22 10
2300 Now Mr. Smith, tell me about your mother. 1.3088 0.05061 136 103 24 9
2301 Feel free to unburden yourself. 1.3088 0.05061 136 103 24 9
2302 I can't help but notice you've put some weight on. 1.3088 0.04841 136 101 28 7
2303 I have no control over the Mueller investigation. 1.3087 0.04656 149 111 30 8
2304 Your insurance covers "monkey on your back", so lets discuss that. 1.3086 0.04976 162 127 20 15
2305 You have to let go. It's just you holding yourself down. 1.3083 0.05525 120 92 19 9
2306 OK . Tell me all. Imagine how good it will feel to get this off your chest 1.3083 0.05131 120 89 25 6
2307 So what’s weighing you down that you had to see me immediately? 1.3083 0.05131 120 89 25 6
2308 Now about that bill. 1.3083 0.05650 120 93 17 10
2309 In pyramid years, how long since your divorce? 1.3083 0.05265 120 90 23 7
2310 Well, at least you got that elephant off your chest. 1.3083 0.05139 133 101 23 9
2311 ..and how did that make you feel? 1.3083 0.04795 133 98 29 6
2312 It's great that you're seeking help, but I think you've come to the wrong place. 1.3083 0.04551 133 96 33 4
2313 I'll have that removed after you pay for your last three visits. 1.3083 0.05356 133 103 19 11
2314 I don't like it when men leave me. 1.3083 0.04912 133 99 27 7
2315 Sure, you can leave anytime. I charge by the hour. 1.3083 0.05027 133 100 25 8
2316 Why do you never go anywhere with me? 1.3082 0.04718 146 109 29 8
2317 How long have you been trying to lose weight? 1.3082 0.05103 146 113 21 12
2318 I'm just saying,if you had started doing sit-ups three months before our cruise you wouldn't have to do this now. 1.3082 0.04718 146 109 29 8
2319 so you like heavy metal 1.3082 0.04718 146 109 29 8
2320 Our time is up, so you're going to have to carry this around until at least next Thursday. 1.3082 0.05010 146 112 23 11
2321 Well, at least you're not behind the eight ball. 1.3082 0.04914 146 111 25 10
2322 It's the weight of anxiety. Just let it go . . . 1.3082 0.05285 146 115 17 14
2323 Let's revisit your feelings about my fee. 1.3082 0.04914 146 111 25 10
2324 ...and you call this by your wife's name? 1.3077 0.05443 130 101 18 11
2325 Well, it's been five hours. Any change, or should we call the doctor? 1.3077 0.04986 130 97 26 7
2326 I need to get something off my chest. 1.3077 0.04885 143 108 26 9
2327 How many Flat Stanley books have you read? 1.3077 0.04783 143 107 28 8
2328 Now, how does that make you feel? 1.3077 0.04985 143 109 24 10
2329 My advice, don't exhale." 1.3077 0.04573 143 105 32 6
2330 I have to admit when you said you were carrying around the weight of the world I had a different image. 1.3077 0.04482 130 93 34 3
2331 With some work we can get you down to keys and a smartphone. 1.3077 0.04865 130 96 28 6
2332 Just breathe. 1.3072 0.04932 153 118 23 12
2333 Whatever happened to that elephant in the room? 1.3072 0.04377 153 112 35 6
2334 You've turned passive-aggressive behavior into an art form. 1.3072 0.04844 153 117 25 11
2335 As your psychiatrist, I can promise you that the weight is NOT on your mind. 1.3072 0.04570 153 114 31 8
2336 First of all, I think you should lose weight. 1.3072 0.04754 153 116 27 10
2337 How's your pain on a scale of 1 to 10? 1.3072 0.05018 153 119 21 13
2338 But you'd previously described feeling like you'd been hit by a ton of bricks 1.3071 0.05058 140 107 23 10
2339 I feel as though something is weighing you down. Let's talk about your childhood. You had mentioned your father was an executive at the ACME Corporation" 1.3071 0.04744 140 104 29 7
2340 So you are feeling weighed down, how so? 1.3071 0.04851 140 105 27 8
2341 I see that you’re still having trouble with weight loss 1.3071 0.05063 127 95 25 7
2342 And your complaint about Viagra is what? 1.3071 0.05647 127 100 15 12
2343 I said that you should show more compassion, not compression! 1.3071 0.05185 127 96 23 8
2344 Seems to me you need to get something off your chest. 1.3071 0.04938 127 94 27 6
2345 Well, I see your time is up. 1.3071 0.04678 127 92 31 4
2346 Yes Fred, I’ve NEVER felt more certain about a diagnosis. 1.3071 0.05535 127 99 17 11
2347 You always want to talk about your problems first. 1.3071 0.05185 127 96 23 8
2348 Enough about what's weighing on you. Let's get back to your feelings. 1.3070 0.05157 114 84 25 5
2349 I'll take it off if you promise to stop changing the channels. 1.3070 0.05305 114 85 23 6
2350 Do you feel better, now that it's off your mind? 1.3067 0.04629 150 112 30 8
2351 When you said that you were caught between a rock and a hard place, I didn’t think you meant literally. 1.3067 0.04819 150 114 26 10
2352 I think we’d better start by defining the word ‘shrink’. 1.3067 0.04629 150 112 30 8
2353 Whatever it is, just speak up and get it off your chest! 1.3067 0.04819 150 114 26 10
2354 Okay, it may be our song, but I still say The Band meant it in more of an allegorical sense. 1.3066 0.04698 137 101 30 6
2355 Easily the worst case of erectile dysfunction I've seen. 1.3066 0.04921 137 103 26 8
2356 This is the first treatment for your fear of flying 1.3066 0.04811 137 102 28 7
2357 So, Mr. Johnson, what do you want to get off your chest this session? 1.3066 0.05029 137 104 24 9
2358 Have you considered healthier ways to iron your slacks? 1.3066 0.05238 137 106 20 11
2359 Would you call yourself overdramatic? Moan in anguish once for yes, twice for no. 1.3066 0.04698 137 101 30 6
2360 What's important now is to reset your narrative. 1.3066 0.04811 137 102 28 7
2361 I get a sense that you're concerned about your weight. 1.3066 0.05135 137 105 22 10
2362 Well, that's how clichés get to be clichés. 1.3066 0.04811 137 102 28 7
2363 I have this crushing feeling psychiatry isn't working for me. 1.3065 0.05144 124 93 24 7
2364 Unfortunately, you've come to the wrong place. I specialize in albatrosses. 1.3065 0.05393 124 95 20 9
2365 So, can you describe these feelings of oppression? 1.3065 0.04882 124 91 28 5
2366 I’d like to start by talking about what you think of my new haircut. 1.3065 0.05144 124 93 24 7
2367 Mr. Williams, let the weight do the work. 1.3062 0.04433 160 119 33 8
2368 It’s your obsession with weight that’s holding you down. 1.3061 0.05073 147 114 21 12
2369 Weighted down how? 1.3061 0.04885 147 112 25 10
2370 My cardiologist calls this the "widow maker." 1.3060 0.05106 134 102 23 9
2371 It’s a new technique: the load on your chest distracts you from whatever’s weighing on your mind. 1.3060 0.04994 134 101 25 8
2372 Therapists use the phrase "to get something off your chest" metaphorically. I'll refer you to a crane operator. 1.3060 0.05106 134 102 23 9
2373 So, what's weighing you down? 1.3060 0.04881 134 100 27 7
2374 My apologies, ordinarily this is a safe space. 1.3060 0.05214 134 103 21 10
2375 I'm sorry, but you're doing it wrong. It's supposed to be on your shoulders. 1.3060 0.04994 134 101 25 8
2376 Times's up, Mr. Jones. I'm referring you to a weight loss counselor. I really need that couch back. 1.3060 0.05321 134 104 19 11
2377 How would you describe your mood overall? 1.3058 0.05358 121 92 21 8
2378 Getting the weight of the world off your shoulders was a good start, but I believe there's still something you need to get off your chest. 1.3058 0.05358 121 92 21 8
2379 Can't you see the pressure I'm under? 1.3058 0.05485 121 93 19 9
2380 I meant it a bit more metaphorically... 1.3058 0.05095 121 90 25 6
2381 I thought this might offer you some perspective. 1.3057 0.04396 157 116 34 7
2382 There’s something I’m still not quite ready to get off my chest. 1.3056 0.04856 144 109 26 9
2383 I think your depression may be caused by a weight issue. 1.3056 0.04438 144 105 34 5
2384 Nonsense, Samson! You DO have a handle on your weight problem, but the real issue is you’re bald. 1.3056 0.04755 144 108 28 8
2385 Anything you want to get off your chest, Carl? 1.3056 0.05241 144 113 18 13
2386 Doctor, my wife says that I don't handle pressure well. 1.3056 0.04755 144 108 28 8
2387 You can go when I say you can go. 1.3054 0.04783 167 130 23 14
2388 I only wish you could also support a family. 1.3053 0.05071 131 99 24 8
2389 We usually see this on shoulders. 1.3053 0.04833 131 97 28 6
2390 Honey, I have something that I want to get off my chest! 1.3053 0.04953 131 98 26 7
2391 Yes, that's 2000 pounds...but doesn't it feel lighter knowing that it's also 907.18 kilograms? 1.3053 0.04584 131 95 32 4
2392 How was your day? 1.3053 0.04953 131 98 26 7
2393 Repeat after me - the only thing holding you back is yourself 1.3053 0.04710 131 96 30 5
2394 Why not just try cutting carbs? 1.3053 0.04953 131 98 26 7
2395 So, Ed, would you say I've got your attention, now? 1.3052 0.04353 154 113 35 6
2396 Seems like you have a lot on your chest 1.3051 0.05451 118 90 20 8
2397 I wasn’t planning to pressure you to marry me, but... 1.3051 0.05036 118 87 26 5
2398 Honestly Jerry, it's like you hardly lift a finger anymore. 1.3051 0.05036 118 87 26 5
2399 How long have you been feeling a little flat and experiencing a shortness of breath? 1.3051 0.05036 118 87 26 5
2400 Today, let's go back a few generations and talk about your great-great grandfather Sisyphus. 1.3051 0.05316 118 89 22 7
2401 You say you've been under a lot of pressure lately, care to elaborate on that? 1.3050 0.05027 141 108 23 10
2402 If this won't counteract the blue pill, nothing will. 1.3050 0.04715 141 105 29 7
2403 Let’s work on some relaxation techniques … first, take a deep breath, and hold it … . 1.3050 0.04821 141 106 27 8
2404 Me helping you take a load off your chest is just an expression. 1.3050 0.04925 141 107 25 9
2405 Well, it's still better than having the weight of the world on your shoulders isn't it? 1.3047 0.05150 128 97 23 8
2406 I’m sorry, our ton is up. I mean we have to weight until next week. Talk about a Freudian slip. 1.3047 0.05150 128 97 23 8
2407 And, by now, the pressures of everyday life should seem miniscule by comparison. 1.3047 0.04778 128 94 29 5
2408 Accept that your mother will never provide the nurturing you crave, Tony, and the weight will lift. 1.3047 0.05384 128 99 19 10
2409 Better. Definitely better. I used to feel like I had the weight of the world on me. 1.3047 0.05150 128 97 23 8
2410 And how long have you been under this, Mr. Hoffa? 1.3047 0.05497 128 100 17 11
2411 We call this the Mueller experience. Anything you would like to confess? 1.3047 0.04778 128 94 29 5
2412 You, you, you. It's always about you! 1.3047 0.04905 128 95 27 6
2413 Relax and breathe deeply." 1.3047 0.04905 128 95 27 6
2414 Big. Yes. But not the weight of the world. 1.3047 0.04778 128 94 29 5
2415 Whatever it is that's weighing you down, get it off your chest. 1.3046 0.04407 151 111 34 6
2416 Now that it's off your back do you feel better? 1.3046 0.04603 151 113 30 8
2417 Stop complaining, you still have your health 1.3043 0.05265 115 86 23 6
2418 Feeling depressed? 1.3043 0.05119 115 85 25 5
2419 I can see you have a lot on your chest, that’s why we’re here! 1.3043 0.04781 138 103 28 7
2420 You said you prefer to be underweight. But this is ridiculous. 1.3043 0.05102 138 106 22 10
2421 Nothing on your mind? 1.3043 0.05205 138 107 20 11
2422 Your message said some things were weighing on you. 1.3043 0.05265 115 86 23 6
2423 You really need to put down Wile E. Coyote as your emergency contact from now on. 1.3043 0.05102 138 106 22 10
2424 Ok. But wouldn't you agree that "The weight of the world.." is really just you being overdramatic again? 1.3043 0.05548 115 88 19 8
2425 ...and how do you feel now that it's off your shoulders? 1.3043 0.05102 138 106 22 10
2426 I appreciate the effort. But in talk therapy we need to use words. 1.3043 0.04749 161 124 25 12
2427 Is it really weighing on you? 1.3043 0.04781 138 103 28 7
2428 I see ... have you tried a forklift? 1.3043 0.04230 161 118 37 6
2429 I’m afraid your insurance doesn’t cover therapy for ‘materialized existential dread,’ Paul. 1.3043 0.04669 138 102 30 6
2430 The pressure you feel- do you think that came from your parents? 1.3043 0.04437 138 100 34 4
2431 Let’s try again... Tell me about your mother. 1.3041 0.04564 148 110 31 7
2432 I would agree. It's NOT just your thoughts weighing you down. 1.3041 0.04761 148 112 27 9
2433 So I guess we have to talk about the elephant in the room. 1.3041 0.04761 148 112 27 9
2434 Let’s address the elephant in the room.” “No, no, it only feels like an elephant. 1.3041 0.04664 148 111 29 8
2435 If it makes you feel any better, only good people feel guilt. 1.3041 0.04761 148 112 27 9
2436 I think we've made some real progress; it's no longer on your shoulders. 1.3040 0.05108 125 94 24 7
2437 Hyperbole is not helpful in discussing how you see our relationship. 1.3040 0.05474 125 97 18 10
2438 You're not having a heart attack, Harry. 1.3040 0.04980 125 93 26 6
2439 I warned you one Cialis was enough. 1.3040 0.05355 125 96 20 9
2440 Well, the two of you clearly have some issues to resolve... 1.3040 0.05108 125 94 24 7
2441 I would have come sooner but I thought you said wait. 1.3040 0.05108 125 94 24 7
2442 Needs more cowbell." 1.3037 0.05180 135 104 21 10
2443 Please, try to focus on your emotional, rather than physical, issues? 1.3037 0.05390 135 106 17 12
2444 Can you please just lighten up for a change? 1.3037 0.04734 135 100 29 6
2445 Yes, you definitely are dealing with some weighty issues. 1.3037 0.04850 135 101 27 7
2446 The good news is, we've gotten the weight off your shoulders. 1.3036 0.05649 112 86 18 8
2447 That's correct. For two hundred fifty dollars I remove the weight. 1.3034 0.05116 145 113 20 12
2448 Well, we did manage to take the weight off of your shoulders. 1.3034 0.04727 145 109 28 8
2449 College debt can't be that bad. 1.3034 0.04827 145 110 26 9
2450 I think I understand why you may be feeling depressed lately. 1.3034 0.04624 145 108 30 7
2451 Honey... anything you'd like to get off your chest? 1.3034 0.04925 145 111 24 10
2452 No, but it will get you to confess to witchcraft. 1.3033 0.05191 122 92 23 7
2453 I think I may have a weight problem... 1.3033 0.05320 122 93 21 8
2454 So why do you think you're experiencing this crushing sensation in your chest? 1.3033 0.04784 122 89 29 4
2455 I’d like you to take a moment and try to sense what it feels like when your mother-in-law drops in for a visit 1.3032 0.04789 155 119 25 11
2456 No, it's not all in my head. 1.3032 0.04425 155 115 33 7
2457 You're feeling hard pressed to talk about it?" 1.3030 0.04921 132 99 26 7
2458 Would you be happier if it were a ton of feathers? 1.3030 0.05151 132 101 22 9
2459 You know, this is going to be a first for me, but I think we're gonna go with Steroids instead of Prozac for this one. 1.3030 0.05371 132 103 18 11
2460 Better or worse? 1.3030 0.05151 132 101 22 9
2461 I think we are making process. You used to have the weight of the world on your shoulders. 1.3030 0.04680 132 97 30 5
2462 I'm glad you finally got that weight off your shoulders. 1.3030 0.05037 132 100 24 8
2463 Good news Mr. Atlas you are not imagining it you DO have the weight of the world on you. 1.3030 0.04921 132 99 26 7
2464 Mr. Brown I want you to take a deep breath and let all the heaviness out 1.3030 0.04680 132 97 30 5
2465 Well, we managed to take the weight off your shoulders, at least. 1.3028 0.04792 142 107 27 8
2466 Thank you - that's a real weight off my mind... 1.3028 0.04687 142 106 29 7
2467 Sorry, my fee only covers taking a weight off your shoulders. 1.3028 0.04579 142 105 31 6
2468 No need to be such a literalist, Mr. Dobson. 1.3028 0.04996 142 109 23 10
2469 I DO understand that you are under a lot of pressure right now, but you really must get out of bed. 1.3028 0.05095 142 110 21 11
2470 Because a ball and chain is just so 20th Century 1.3028 0.04687 142 106 29 7
2471 About your last bill... 1.3028 0.04895 142 108 25 9
2472 It's called "privilege therapy." This one equalizes your experience as a cis-gendered heterosexual White male with that of gay Black woman. 1.3026 0.04763 152 116 26 10
2473 Honey, there's a little something I need to get off my chest. 1.3026 0.04671 152 115 28 9
2474 Tell me more about feeling trapped. 1.3026 0.04577 152 114 30 8
2475 Yes, I have experience treating depression, anxiety, insomnia, and falling anvils. 1.3026 0.04577 152 114 30 8
2476 Don't tell me. There's something you want to get off your chest. 1.3025 0.05000 119 88 26 5
2477 Doris awaits patiently for Herb's shirt and trousers to be pressed. 1.3025 0.05277 119 90 22 7
2478 We're only 15 minutes into our first session, but I think what you're feeling is that big weight on your chest. 1.3023 0.04747 129 95 29 5
2479 Let's talk through it. 1.3023 0.04747 129 95 29 5
2480 Honey, I wish you’d lighten up.” 1.3023 0.04996 129 97 25 7
2481 We're staying here until you tell me you love me. 1.3023 0.04996 129 97 25 7
2482 Now, can you please tell me what was so important that I had to drop everything to listen to you? 1.3023 0.04747 129 95 29 5
2483 Let’s explore why a skinny guy like you would think you have a weight problem. 1.3023 0.05347 129 100 19 10
2484 Now we're going to address your Sisyphus complex. 1.3023 0.04747 129 95 29 5
2485 I have a ton of issues this week, Doc! 1.3023 0.04747 129 95 29 5
2486 I've been meaning to get that chandelier fixed. 1.3023 0.05459 129 101 17 11
2487 Trust the Process 1.3023 0.04996 129 97 25 7
2488 Ever feel like you just have to get something off your chest? 1.3023 0.04747 129 95 29 5
2489 I appreciate the visual Bob, but your friend with the crane just drove off and we have a hard stop in an hour. 1.3022 0.05172 139 108 20 11
2490 We got rid of the baggage from your childhood. That's progress. 1.3022 0.04752 139 104 28 7
2491 On a lighter note, your clothes are well pressed. 1.3022 0.04527 139 102 32 5
2492 This is therapy, not theater, now please take that off. 1.3022 0.04752 139 104 28 7
2493 When did you start to feel like you were under a lot of pressure? 1.3020 0.04733 149 113 27 9
2494 Do you think you might be taking things a bit too literally? 1.3020 0.04637 149 112 29 8
2495 So how, exactly, did you get here? 1.3020 0.04637 149 112 29 8
2496 I've told you before, I am not a mind reader. You're going to have to tell me what's weighing you down. 1.3019 0.05714 106 81 18 7
2497 I’m fully aware of the irony in this situation arising during our session. 1.3017 0.05081 116 86 25 5
2498 I wish I could come up with a metaphor for what I'm feeling right now... 1.3016 0.05073 126 95 24 7
2499 I assume you are relieved to no longer have the weight on your shoulders. 1.3016 0.04947 126 94 26 6
2500 So tell me again about your relationship with your mother. 1.3016 0.05197 126 96 22 8
2501 Now do you understand how I'm feeling? 1.3016 0.05197 126 96 22 8
2502 Tell me what's weighing on you? 1.3016 0.05318 126 97 20 9
2503 Well, ever think of ME? I'm under a great deal of pressure, too. 1.3015 0.04931 136 103 25 8
2504 Some patients feel like a great weight has been lifted - Some don't. 1.3015 0.04931 136 103 25 8
2505 You seem to be under a lot of pressure; let's talk about that. 1.3015 0.04931 136 103 25 8
2506 I get this sense something's weighing you down today. 1.3015 0.04588 136 100 31 5
2507 What do you associate with feeling 'under pressure' 1.3015 0.04931 136 103 25 8
2508 Mr. Trump, as your psychiatrist, now you might understand how I feel... 1.3015 0.04705 136 101 29 6
2509 If that's "the weight of the world", Sam, you've tragically underestimated the size of your problem. 1.3015 0.04931 136 103 25 8
2510 Tell me if I got it wrong, but from how I understand it, you’re feeling crushed. 1.3015 0.04819 136 102 27 7
2511 I hear it is the not the weight that kills you. It's the density. 1.3014 0.04798 146 111 26 9
2512 Are you confident that's not just a lampshade? 1.3014 0.04798 146 111 26 9
2513 Your mental block appears to be the result of an external condition. 1.3009 0.05166 113 84 24 5
2514 Maybe, John, you should consider getting a smaller key chain. 1.3009 0.05166 113 84 24 5
2515 I hope through our work together you will be able to rid yourself of whatever is burdening you. 1.3008 0.04889 123 91 27 5
2516 You look uncomfortable. Is it something I said? 1.3008 0.05529 123 96 17 10
2517 Sooooo. You're a Trumpie. How's that going? 1.3008 0.05648 123 97 15 11
2518 You say you feel like you have a 2-ton weight on you. What do you mean by that? 1.3008 0.05155 123 93 23 7
2519 But WHY do you want to get this weight lifted off your chest? 1.3008 0.04889 133 100 26 7
2520 And your dad said this to you when? 1.3008 0.04889 133 100 26 7
2521 You really think my childhood traumas are causing my chest pains? 1.3008 0.05227 133 103 20 10
2522 I dunno. Sometimes I think, maybe I should grow it longer again. A pageboy, instead of a bob. But then I think, what am I thinking. I would look ridiculous with a pageboy. I'm a bob sort of a girl. Always have been. Always will be. Bob, bob, bob. 1.3008 0.05005 133 101 24 8
2523 Certainly I can help you... but I charge by the pound” 1.3008 0.05117 133 102 22 9
2524 You say your mother is inside? 1.3008 0.04889 133 100 26 7
2525 I get that it's heavy, but how do you "feel" about it? 1.3008 0.04526 133 97 32 4
2526 I can see something's weighing on you. 1.3008 0.04771 133 99 28 6
2527 What's weighing on you figuratively, I mean. 1.3008 0.05335 133 104 18 11
2528 So tell me, what’s weighing on you? 1.3007 0.04966 143 110 23 10
2529 It's all in your mind you know". 1.3007 0.04659 143 107 29 7
2530 You see, I deal more with emotional weight. 1.3007 0.04330 143 104 35 4
2531 I used to help my patients get things off their chest. But I’ve found this technique to be more effective. 1.3007 0.05064 143 111 21 11
2532 Just try to relax and get things off your chest. 1.3007 0.04645 153 116 28 9
2533 I said you needed to DEcompress. 1.3000 0.04963 130 98 25 7
2534 This wasn’t quite what I meant when I asked you to bring in what’s been weighing you down. 1.3000 0.05711 110 85 17 8
2535 Try using "I" statements when speaking about the mass. 1.3000 0.04706 150 114 27 9
2536 Once we lower your anxiety level, you'll feel a ton better. 1.3000 0.04935 140 107 24 9
2537 Taking the weight of your shoulder was free. The next session costs $250. 1.3000 0.04512 150 112 31 7
2538 Wait how the fuck did you get in the door 1.3000 0.05238 140 110 18 12
2539 It's just another example of how you react to a situation...you can focus on the immense weight bearing down, or the joy from your clothes being pressed and wrinkle free! 1.3000 0.05081 130 99 23 8
2540 Barney had many years of therapy ahead. 1.3000 0.04893 150 116 23 11
2541 Before I can help you, you’ll need to see a doctor to make sure your chest pain isn’t from a heart attack. 1.3000 0.04830 140 106 26 8
2542 When I said I can help lift the weight off your chest it was a metaphor” 1.3000 0.05081 130 99 23 8
2543 If you will recall, at our last session it was revealed that you had a crush on ME. 1.3000 0.04963 130 98 25 7
2544 I see your mother-in-law has arrived. 1.3000 0.04612 140 104 30 6
2545 This is a traditional therapeutic technique from colonial Massachusetts. 1.3000 0.05371 120 92 20 8
2546 I feel that you're under a great deal of stress. 1.3000 0.04610 150 113 29 8
2547 Ah. Perhaps a little TOO good at the visualization. 1.3000 0.05139 140 109 20 11
2548 Is something weighing on you? 1.3000 0.04512 150 112 31 7
2549 No, Mr. Johnson, I don't know exactly how that feels. Can you try describing it a little less melodramatically? 1.3000 0.04512 150 112 31 7
2550 Don't let it get you down. 1.2994 0.04187 157 115 37 5
2551 And just how do you feel trapped? 1.2994 0.04560 157 119 29 9
2552 Something seems to be weighing you down. Do you want to talk about it? 1.2993 0.04467 147 109 32 6
2553 This “weight of the world” you feel, can you visualize it? 1.2993 0.04770 147 112 26 9
2554 Do you want to talk about what’s weighing you down? 1.2993 0.04675 137 102 29 6
2555 This is a new therapy, let me know if you're uncomfortable 1.2993 0.04789 137 103 27 7
2556 Now isn't that much better than having it on your shoulders? 1.2993 0.04789 137 103 27 7
2557 Why do you suppose losing weight is important to you? 1.2993 0.05114 137 106 21 10
2558 I’m a psychiatrist. I can’t help you with your crushing chest pain. 1.2993 0.04559 137 101 31 5
2559 are you sure there’s nothing you’d like to get off your chest? 1.2993 0.05218 137 107 19 11
2560 If you’d like to book a longer session, just ask. 1.2993 0.04900 137 104 25 8
2561 We have to get whatever is weighing you down off your chest. 1.2992 0.05281 127 98 20 9
2562 Well sure,but it’s no ball and chain 1.2992 0.04784 127 94 28 5
2563 Is it really the thousand pound weight, or is this about your father? 1.2992 0.05513 127 100 16 11
2564 That should take care of your fear of floating off into the air 1.2987 0.04334 154 114 34 6
2565 So, what I hear you saying is that you feel a heavy weight on your chest. Is that right? 1.2987 0.04526 154 116 30 8
2566 I don't care what they say, I'd still rather it was feathers. 1.2987 0.04710 154 118 26 10
2567 Three . . two . . .one . . okay, now open your eyes. 1.2986 0.04631 144 108 29 7
2568 I guess I misunderstood When you said you wish you could put on a little weight 1.2986 0.04935 144 111 23 10
2569 What you are experiencing is a severe case of Panettone. 1.2986 0.04416 144 106 33 5
2570 At what age did you really feel it was a burden? 1.2986 0.04631 144 108 29 7
2571 The weight of the world is a bit of an exaggeration, don’t you think? 1.2985 0.04741 134 100 28 6
2572 We may want to stop before 50 minutes today. 1.2985 0.04372 134 97 34 3
2573 I can tell. There’s something you’d like to get off your chest. 1.2985 0.05084 134 103 22 9
2574 I only promised that I could get the weight off your shoulders. 1.2985 0.04621 134 99 30 5
2575 So the gravity blanket didn't work? 1.2985 0.04858 134 101 26 7
2576 Tell me more about this weight you’ve been carrying around. 1.2985 0.04498 134 98 32 4
2577 Your condition is not unusual, though typically I see patients carrying the weight of the world on their shoulders. 1.2985 0.04972 134 102 24 8
2578 I know you say that you have a broken heart, but I think it's time for you start worrying about your ribs. 1.2985 0.04741 134 100 28 6
2579 So, you want to get something off your chest? My last patient had a monkey on his back. 1.2985 0.04972 134 102 24 8
2580 Visualize yourself not having the life crushed out of you and then be that reality. 1.2985 0.04498 134 98 32 4
2581 Is there anything in particular weighing on you today? 1.2984 0.05119 124 94 23 7
2582 Well, it looks like you have a lot to get off your chest. 1.2982 0.05700 114 89 16 9
2583 At least we got it off your shoulders. 1.2980 0.04387 151 112 33 6
2584 Yes, but in the last 10 years of therapy we’ve gotten that unbearable weight off your back. 1.2980 0.04864 151 117 23 11
2585 There is so much weighing on me, I don't know where to start. 1.2979 0.04905 141 108 24 9
2586 There must be a better way to get a flat stomach. 1.2979 0.04694 141 106 28 7
2587 Use the Force, Luke. 1.2979 0.04585 141 105 30 6
2588 I just need to get this off my chest. 1.2979 0.04800 141 107 26 8
2589 You know, I think the problem is that you're not admitting to YOURSELF that you're being crushed by a literal two ton weight. 1.2979 0.04694 141 106 28 7
2590 Ok, now count back slowly from ten and let's see if we can have you come back feeling light and refreshed. 1.2977 0.04559 131 96 31 4
2591 I'm sorry, but this isn't the type of depression that I'm qualified to help you with. 1.2977 0.05048 131 100 23 8
2592 You're exaggerating, that is NOT the weight of the world. 1.2977 0.05275 131 102 19 10
2593 This isn't exactly what I meant when I suggested to ground yourself 1.2977 0.05048 131 100 23 8
2594 You’re case is difficult. Usually the weight is on the shoulders. 1.2977 0.04930 131 99 25 7
2595 I believe we can do something about your crushing guilt, but it will require some heavy lifting on your part. 1.2977 0.05048 131 100 23 8
2596 This is Step One of your gender sensitivity training. You're doing great! Only nine more steps to go. 1.2977 0.05048 131 100 23 8
2597 I suppose your cousin Sisyphus put you up to this. 1.2975 0.05068 121 91 24 6
2598 It's better than the dumbbells you used to hang out with. 1.2975 0.05202 121 92 22 7
2599 So, have we calmed down, yet? 1.2975 0.05333 121 93 20 8
2600 It's an exciting new take on psychoanalysis; just try and get it off your chest. 1.2975 0.05826 121 97 12 12
2601 It's a restrainer for patients who don't pay a retainer...now tell me about your mother. 1.2975 0.04445 158 119 31 8
2602 You know this has shrunk quite a bit since I started therapy 1.2973 0.04644 148 112 28 8
2603 No, this procedure in not covered by your insurance. I’m sorry to say that very few alternatives to traditional Viagra overdose therapies have passed FDA approval. 1.2973 0.04838 148 114 24 10
2604 Well, speaking metaphorically... 1.2973 0.04644 148 112 28 8
2605 Dear, it just seems to me there must be an easier way for you to lose that pot belly! 1.2973 0.04442 148 110 32 6
2606 If you annoy me again, I'll use the big one. 1.2973 0.04544 148 111 30 7
2607 I guess you did mean you “literally” needed to get a load off your chest. 1.2973 0.04442 148 110 32 6
2608 Okay, NOW, tell me about the crushing weight that you feel every day. 1.2973 0.04644 148 112 28 8
2609 This is a safe place to unload. 1.2971 0.04976 138 106 23 9
2610 You can't take it home with you but you can't leave it here. 1.2971 0.04291 138 100 35 3
2611 I thought I only had to visualize the weight. 1.2971 0.04647 138 103 29 6
2612 Have you ever considered that it wasn't me that has burdened you with that weight, but you that chooses to remain under it? 1.2971 0.05082 138 107 21 10
2613 I'm the wrong kind of doctor for that 1.2971 0.04976 138 106 23 9
2614 So few patients are willing to actually do the work. 1.2971 0.04531 138 102 31 5
2615 Let me guess. You'd like to get something off your chest. 1.2971 0.05082 138 107 21 10
2616 Look on the bright side: it weighs less than the world and it's off your shoulders. 1.2971 0.04647 138 103 29 6
2617 Explain a bit more clearly , what is preventing you from taking dance lessons? 1.2969 0.05245 128 99 20 9
2618 I find it helps clients articulate their problem. 1.2969 0.05245 128 99 20 9
2619 Well, because there actually is a heavy weight on your chest. 1.2969 0.04621 128 94 30 4
2620 The pain you feel is the toxic masculinity leaving your body. 1.2969 0.05474 128 101 16 11
2621 Well, I wouldn't quite describe it as the weight of the world, but there is certainly something there. 1.2969 0.04880 128 96 26 6
2622 It’ll pass. 1.2969 0.04753 128 95 28 5
2623 At least it's off your shoulders now. 1.2969 0.04753 128 95 28 5
2624 You said it was in my head. 1.2968 0.04859 155 121 22 12
2625 That's some heavy stuff 1.2966 0.05424 118 91 19 8
2626 No Pressure 1.2966 0.04807 145 111 25 9
2627 Would you see who’s at the door? 1.2966 0.04906 145 112 23 10
2628 Honestly honey, I think you should just buy permanent press shirts. 1.2966 0.04807 145 111 25 9
2629 It’s the weight of the world. Try carrying it on your shoulders. 1.2966 0.04498 145 108 31 6
2630 Doctor, I need to get this off my chest. 1.2966 0.04706 145 110 27 8
2631 At the end of today's session I'm hoping that you'll feel like there has been a huge weight lifted off of you. 1.2963 0.05465 108 82 20 6
2632 I think I understand what's weighing on you. 1.2963 0.04280 162 121 34 7
2633 Clearly this is weighing heavily on you. 1.2963 0.04940 135 103 24 8
2634 Hmmmm, I assume you have something you want to get off your chest?? 1.2963 0.04940 135 103 24 8
2635 Combining this with acupuncture is contraindicated. 1.2963 0.04624 162 125 26 11
2636 Really? Tell me again, how is it I'm smothering you? 1.2963 0.05051 135 104 22 9
2637 I'm happy to see that the weight of the world is off your shoulders. 1.2961 0.04461 152 114 31 7
2638 The issues with your mother will ooze out eventually. 1.2961 0.04558 152 115 29 8
2639 9... Your breathing is heavy and slow... 8... 1.2961 0.04362 152 113 33 6
2640 I dunno Doc, I’m really feeling the pressure in this new position... 1.2961 0.04362 152 113 33 6
2641 Actually, it's non-cognitive therapy. 1.2960 0.04823 125 93 27 5
2642 What men will do for flat abs. 1.2960 0.05208 125 96 21 8
2643 You are only imagining your mother's influence. 1.2960 0.05682 125 100 13 12
2644 At least we've gotten it off of your shoulders. 1.2960 0.04955 125 94 25 6
2645 So tell me again, how long did you say you’ve been married? 1.2958 0.04771 142 108 26 8
2646 We’ve spent an hour on your divorce, is there anything else you want to get off your chest? 1.2958 0.04332 142 104 34 4
2647 Glad to see that weight is off your shoulders. 1.2958 0.04875 142 109 24 9
2648 Why do you think I don't feel your pain? 1.2958 0.04771 142 108 26 8
2649 It's not your fault. 1.2958 0.04771 142 108 26 8
2650 I can see you're feeling better, Mr. Johnson. You're finally putting on some weight. 1.2958 0.04332 142 104 34 4
2651 Doctor, I know I'm supposed to do things for myself, but can't you offer just a little support. 1.2958 0.04665 142 107 28 7
2652 Next time, try being less literal with your metaphors. 1.2958 0.04446 142 105 32 5
2653 I’ve just gotta get this off my chest 1.2956 0.04510 159 121 29 9
2654 Tell me more about your Road Runner Cartoon fixation. 1.2956 0.04237 159 118 35 6
2655 Taking weight off is never easy. 1.2955 0.04898 132 100 25 7
2656 So you say your weight is holding you down. How so? 1.2955 0.04655 132 98 29 5
2657 That reminds me, did you remember to take your iron supplement this morning? 1.2955 0.05128 132 102 21 9
2658 You are free to leave therapy at any time. 1.2955 0.04898 132 100 25 7
2659 No one ever said psychotherapy was a walk in the park. 1.2955 0.04898 132 100 25 7
2660 Your insurance covers this treatment, most likely because they thought of it. 1.2955 0.05014 132 101 23 8
2661 You said on the phone that you have "a lot of baggage" that you want to deal with. Could you be a little more specific? 1.2955 0.05240 132 103 19 10
2662 Harry, you need to stop ordering these TV weight loss fads! 1.2955 0.05240 132 103 19 10
2663 You say a great weight is off your shoulders, yet you don't feel any better. Let's explore why. 1.2955 0.05014 132 101 23 8
2664 I wish you had more get up and go. 1.2955 0.04655 132 98 29 5
2665 You suffer from affective flattening. 1.2953 0.04714 149 114 26 9
2666 Clearly, it's time to discuss your baggage. 1.2953 0.04714 149 114 26 9
2667 Oh, God. Not the "weight of the world" story again! 1.2953 0.04617 149 113 28 8
2668 So, you say you feel like you're under a lot of pressure right now. Say more about that. 1.2951 0.05421 122 95 18 9
2669 You shouldn’t have complained so much when it was just on your shoulders. 1.2950 0.04945 139 107 23 9
2670 You seem a bit pressed for time today, Mr. Jones. 1.2950 0.04266 139 101 35 3
2671 Look on the bright side: it's a weight off your shoulders. 1.2950 0.04729 139 105 27 7
2672 Has it been like this more than four hours? 1.2950 0.05049 139 108 21 10
2673 At least it's not weighing on your mind. 1.2950 0.04618 139 104 29 6
2674 Well, at least it's a load off your mind. 1.2950 0.05049 139 108 21 10
2675 If I've got this right, you're another day older and deeper in debt? 1.2950 0.04729 139 105 27 7
2676 Nevertheless, I’m going to have to charge you for another 50 minutes session. 1.2949 0.04476 156 118 30 8
2677 Did they tell you they were replacing the elephant? 1.2949 0.04567 156 119 28 9
2678 I still think you'd have better results going paleo. 1.2949 0.04657 156 120 26 10
2679 Mr. Jones, stop being so dramatic! You act as if you have a two-ton weight on you. 1.2945 0.04778 146 112 25 9
2680 I told you not to take Viagra! 1.2941 0.04808 153 119 23 11
2681 Looks like you've put on some weight since our last session. 1.2941 0.04908 136 104 24 8
2682 Tell me more about why you feel the need to put so much pressure on yourself? 1.2941 0.04718 153 118 25 10
2683 I have something I want to get off my chest. 1.2941 0.04826 119 88 27 4
2684 It might be helpful for you to unload. 1.2941 0.04436 153 115 31 7
2685 What brings on these dreams of flying? 1.2941 0.05126 136 106 20 10
2686 Despite what you say, I don't see your mother's name on it. 1.2941 0.04796 136 103 26 7
2687 Think of it more as a lampshade rather than the weight of the world. 1.2941 0.04908 136 104 24 8
2688 I think I have figured out what has been weighing you down. 1.2941 0.04908 136 104 24 8
2689 Take a load off Mary 1.2941 0.04796 136 103 26 7
2690 George, relax, take a load off. 1.2941 0.04543 170 132 26 12
2691 Sorry, typically, we don’t measure dread in Kilos. 1.2941 0.05113 119 90 23 6
2692 Well I see that you’ve gotten that weight off your shoulders so now what would you like to get off your chest today? 1.2941 0.04908 136 104 24 8
2693 Strange, usually the weight of the world is on your shoulders. 1.2941 0.04908 136 104 24 8
2694 Please, Mr. Scheinblum, stop groaning about the mass. We all know it's the gravity that's crushing you. 1.2941 0.04135 153 112 37 4
2695 Of course your feet are still cold! 1.2937 0.04486 160 122 29 9
2696 Doc, I don't know why I am here. I am not under any stress. 1.2937 0.05044 143 112 20 11
2697 So, you want to get something off your chest. 1.2937 0.04637 143 108 28 7
2698 Can you describe what is weighting you down? 1.2937 0.04742 143 109 26 8
2699 If you pick it up -it's actually a cow bell. 1.2937 0.04742 143 109 26 8
2700 I sense that you're trying to tell me something. 1.2937 0.04420 143 106 32 5
2701 Remember, you can bare your soul here without having to feel any pressure. 1.2937 0.04420 143 106 32 5
2702 I see you have a pressing problem. 1.2937 0.04921 126 95 25 6
2703 Is this about not paying you for last week’s session? 1.2937 0.05172 126 97 21 8
2704 I don't think it's your spouse that's weighing you down. 1.2933 0.04590 150 114 28 8
2705 Did your mother-in-law visit you again this weekend? 1.2933 0.04391 150 112 32 6
2706 Perhaps you misunderstood... I mentioned a weighted BLANKET could be helpful. 1.2933 0.04492 150 113 30 7
2707 You can't continue to carry the weight of the world. 1.2933 0.04492 150 113 30 7
2708 No, no, no - What's weighing on your MIND? 1.2932 0.04747 133 100 27 6
2709 You seem overwrought. 1.2932 0.04866 133 101 25 7
2710 'Visualization' is the first step. 1.2932 0.04747 133 100 27 6
2711 The original Weight Watchers program 1.2932 0.05205 133 104 19 10
2712 Well, it's not the weight of the world, but it's close. 1.2932 0.04747 133 100 27 6
2713 Well, now that we've taken the weight off your mind, maybe we should find another place for it. 1.2932 0.04501 133 98 31 4
2714 I know you want to be seen as a Fun Guy, but I wonder if you need to create some boundaries for your cowbell. 1.2932 0.05094 133 103 21 9
2715 It could be worse, Dale. Some people are carrying the weight of the world. 1.2932 0.04981 133 102 23 8
2716 No, not figuratively. 1.2932 0.04981 133 102 23 8
2717 I see you are under a lot of pressure. Do you have any idea why? 1.2932 0.05205 133 104 19 10
2718 So, you had the blues and decided to try out heavy metal to feel better, but now it's weighing heavily on you? 1.2930 0.04542 157 120 28 9
2719 As if you're my first hypochondriac method actor complaining of chest pain. 1.2929 0.04700 140 106 27 7
2720 Part of me wants me to help you, the other part wants me to get my nails done." 1.2929 0.04914 140 108 23 9
2721 So, Mr. Smith, just what is it you need to get off your chest? 1.2929 0.04590 140 105 29 6
2722 Yes, this might be a weighty issue 1.2929 0.04808 140 107 25 8
2723 The weighted blanket does take some getting used to 1.2929 0.04700 140 106 27 7
2724 You think YOU'RE under pressure, Henry? 1.2929 0.05119 140 110 19 11
2725 Remind me, how did you get that thing in here? 1.2929 0.04476 140 104 31 5
2726 The ad said it makes that stubborn belly fat disappear. 1.2927 0.05257 123 95 20 8
2727 And does that weigh heavily on you? 1.2927 0.05257 123 95 20 8
2728 You will stay and listen. 1.2927 0.04997 123 93 24 6
2729 I do better with metaphorical weight. 1.2927 0.04861 123 92 26 5
2730 Close your eyes and try to envision a gigantic crane swiftly rumbling this way... 1.2927 0.05128 123 94 22 7
2731 I'm glad you want to stop running away from your problems but this is a bit extreme. 1.2927 0.04997 123 93 24 6
2732 No, your childhood isn't the problem. 1.2925 0.04340 147 109 33 5
2733 I told you to SIT down and take the weight off. 1.2925 0.04847 147 114 23 10
2734 I'm wondering if we should have gone with the drum therapy instead. 1.2925 0.05522 106 81 19 6
2735 No matter what your crane operator says, you can't bring your work home with you. 1.2923 0.04938 130 99 24 7
2736 I’m glad I came to talk to you. It will be a relief to finally get this off my chest. 1.2923 0.04938 130 99 24 7
2737 Could you just lighten up? 1.2923 0.04938 130 99 24 7
2738 Yes,yes, yes,... There is a weight hanging over you. But if we could start again with your childhood...? 1.2923 0.04429 130 95 32 3
2739 Tell me about the pressure you feel. 1.2923 0.04816 130 98 26 6
2740 I really don’t think hypnosis is going to help you lose the weight 1.2923 0.05057 130 100 22 8
2741 It's a nice belt buckle, Mr. Brown - but do you see how it might be making you depressed? 1.2923 0.05400 130 103 16 11
2742 Puts those feelings about your mother into perspective, doesn't it? 1.2922 0.04600 154 118 27 9
2743 Let’s explore what you were saying earlier about a tightness in your chest. 1.2920 0.04766 137 104 26 7
2744 Let's try to refocus on something less heavy. 1.2920 0.04535 137 102 30 5
2745 When you said you had something to get off your chest . . . 1.2920 0.04415 137 101 32 4
2746 Please, just get it all off your chest! 1.2920 0.04535 137 102 30 5
2747 Are you sure it's not just a metaphorical weight? 1.2920 0.04652 137 103 28 6
2748 Bernie, what would you like to get off your chest this week? 1.2920 0.04986 137 106 22 9
2749 I don't normally say this: it's your mother's fault. 1.2920 0.05093 137 107 20 10
2750 Looks like you’ve been under a lot more pressure since our last session. 1.2920 0.04986 137 106 22 9
2751 After an hour long assessment and diagnostic testing, I can safely conclude you are under a great deal of pressure. 1.2917 0.04714 144 110 26 8
2752 I’m sorry, but this is the only treatment if it lasts longer than four hours. 1.2917 0.05109 144 114 18 12
2753 No, you don't have the weight of the world on you. It's only about 3 tons. 1.2917 0.04815 144 111 24 9
2754 First, can I get you anything? Coffee? Tea? Some helium?" 1.2917 0.04714 144 110 26 8
2755 So tell me, what’s weighing on you this week? 1.2917 0.05076 120 91 23 6
2756 I understand; but when you said the weight of the world I just didn’t take it literally. 1.2917 0.04915 144 112 22 10
2757 It’s not like you’re carrying the weight of the entire world . 1.2917 0.04815 144 111 24 9
2758 The label said if my erection lasted longer than 5 hours I should see a doctor. 1.2917 0.05601 120 95 15 10
2759 I kinda fell for her. Hook, line and sinker. 1.2917 0.04936 120 90 25 5
2760 I think we should increase our sessions to 3 times a week. 1.2917 0.04394 144 107 32 5
2761 You can choose to see it as real, or a manifestation of your self-aggrandizing ideation. 1.2917 0.04609 144 109 28 7
2762 Yes, that’s very interesting, but maybe the real weight is your relationship with your mother. 1.2917 0.04714 144 110 26 8
2763 They say it’s less invasive than a tummy tuck. 1.2917 0.04815 144 111 24 9
2764 At least now we've gotten to the point where it's off your shoulders. 1.2917 0.04609 144 109 28 7
2765 That's just my fee. 1.2914 0.04466 151 114 30 7
2766 Apparently, you have a lot weighing on you. 1.2914 0.04753 151 117 24 10
2767 For your anxiety, a weighted blanket just wouldn’t help you. 1.2914 0.04264 151 112 34 5
2768 The shape is not the problem. 1.2914 0.04466 151 114 30 7
2769 When did you start to feel this sense of impending doom? 1.2913 0.05257 127 99 19 9
2770 Did you prefer the ball and chain? 1.2913 0.04487 127 93 31 3
2771 It's Winter, dear, we all feel a little flat. 1.2913 0.05013 127 97 23 7
2772 Im so glad I was finally able to get an appointment, there is something I really would like to get off my chest... 1.2911 0.04692 158 123 24 11
2773 Let's start today's session by discussing your feelings of anger and jealousy toward your brother Damocles. 1.2911 0.04517 158 121 28 9
2774 I usually tell my patients intense pressure is all in your mind. However, in your case... 1.2910 0.04834 134 102 25 7
2775 Do you have something to get off your chest? 1.2910 0.04949 134 103 23 8
2776 Why do YOU think that your pregnant wife asked you to undergo this therapy? 1.2910 0.05061 134 104 21 9
2777 No, this isn't hypnosis. There actually is a ton of weight on your chest. 1.2910 0.04596 134 100 29 5
2778 Mind you, some things are all in the mind. 1.2910 0.04949 134 103 23 8
2779 And you still maintain that you don't bring this on yourself? 1.2910 0.04834 134 102 25 7
2780 Your insurance covers the appointment, but the thousand dollars for the crane to lift the weight is out-of-pocket. 1.2910 0.04717 134 101 27 6
2781 Just five more minutes and your clothes will be perfectly pressed. 1.2910 0.04596 134 100 29 5
2782 That should straighten you out. 1.2910 0.05061 134 104 21 9
2783 Thank you for listening. I just need to get something off my chest. 1.2910 0.04949 134 103 23 8
2784 I'd be happy to resume treatment as soon as you pay your outstanding balance. 1.2908 0.04779 141 108 25 8
2785 And how long have you had this feeling? 1.2908 0.04449 141 105 31 5
2786 Now isn’t that a weight off your shoulders? 1.2908 0.04779 141 108 25 8
2787 Have you considered diet and exercise? 1.2908 0.04562 141 106 29 6
2788 Now...take a deep breath! 1.2908 0.04779 141 108 25 8
2789 Good things come to those who weight. 1.2908 0.04884 141 109 23 9
2790 Tell me again how you can't get up some mornings. 1.2908 0.04884 141 109 23 9
2791 Therapy will force you to confront the burdens you've carried since childhood 1.2906 0.04865 117 87 26 4
2792 No one said marriage was easy. 1.2905 0.04315 148 110 33 5
2793 Marie Kondo says only keep soul-crushing weights that bring us joy. 1.2905 0.04913 148 116 21 11
2794 You seem to be dealing with some rather weighty issues. 1.2905 0.04420 148 111 31 6
2795 Perhaps you should have started with a smaller cowbell." 1.2905 0.04623 148 113 27 8
2796 "It's clear, Mr. Jones, that you can't run away from your problems. 1.2905 0.04722 148 114 25 9
2797 Well, at least it's off my shoulders. 1.2905 0.04420 148 111 31 6
2798 Many people find the weighted blanket comforting. 1.2903 0.05219 124 96 20 8
2799 For next week, think about what you could have done better, putting the handle on the side or using styrofoam perhaps. 1.2903 0.05343 124 97 18 9
2800 It's not there Mister Collins. It's just your imagination. But I'd be happy to call an imaginary crane to come and remove it! 1.2903 0.04387 155 117 31 7
2801 You never have anything on your mind. 1.2903 0.04962 124 94 24 6
2802 I've called it "Mother" 1.2903 0.04548 124 91 30 3
2803 It sparks joy for me. Does it spark joy for you? 1.2903 0.04191 155 115 35 5
2804 Honestly Honey, I don't think this is the best way to deal with my reaction to Viagra... 1.2903 0.04690 124 92 28 4
2805 So, you said you had something to get off your chest? 1.2901 0.04170 162 121 35 6
2806 Now carry that around, with a smile, to understand how your wife feels. 1.2901 0.05139 131 102 20 9
2807 So, how long have you had issues with bed-weighting? 1.2901 0.05139 131 102 20 9
2808 I'm sorry, but that's not the kind of heavy baggage I'm qualified to help you with. 1.2901 0.04660 131 98 28 5
2809 Yes but we agreed the weighted blanket wasn't helping your anxiety. 1.2901 0.04660 131 98 28 5
2810 Doesn't it feel better, now that the weight is off of your shoulders? 1.2901 0.04660 131 98 28 5
2811 I recommend a course of crane-based therapy. 1.2901 0.04905 131 100 24 7
2812 Mr Weaver, it looks like you need to get something off your chest. 1.2901 0.04905 131 100 24 7
2813 I should have believed you when you said you'd put on weight. 1.2901 0.04784 131 99 26 6
2814 Have you thought about losing some weight? 1.2901 0.04784 131 99 26 6
2815 Some things I can’t shrink. 1.2901 0.05024 131 101 22 8
2816 I'm weary of the Monty Python sight gags. 1.2899 0.05060 138 108 20 10
2817 Think positive. It's not the weight of the world. 1.2899 0.05060 138 108 20 10
2818 It's not that I don't support you. I think that there must be simpler ways to quit smoking. 1.2899 0.04507 138 103 30 5
2819 No don't get up, I'll see who's at the door 1.2899 0.04846 138 106 24 8
2820 Well, I could say the pressure you're feeling is all in your mind...but fuck that. 1.2899 0.04846 138 106 24 8
2821 It's always Me, Me, Me... you gotta get over that, Bud. 1.2899 0.04623 138 104 28 6
2822 And so tell me for how long you believed Trump? 1.2899 0.05060 138 108 20 10
2823 Lighten up, Mr Smith. 1.2899 0.05060 138 108 20 10
2824 Don't make me get the puppets, too! 1.2899 0.04846 138 106 24 8
2825 So when you say that you have a tons of things pressuring you, are you speaking literally or metaphorically? 1.2899 0.04846 138 106 24 8
2826 So, what I'm hearing is you have a lot on your mind. 1.2899 0.04266 138 101 34 3
2827 What happened to the elephant? 1.2899 0.04623 138 104 28 6
2828 Doctor, your ad specifically said clients would leave your office feeling like the weight had been lifted. 1.2899 0.05060 138 108 20 10
2829 You say, 'It's the weight of the world' -- but it's not really that bad, is it? 1.2897 0.05313 107 81 21 5
2830 It's in your head. 1.2897 0.04786 145 112 24 9
2831 Maybe you're just imagining the pressure. 1.2897 0.04685 145 111 26 8
2832 If it lasts more than six hours, you should see the doctor. 1.2897 0.04786 145 112 24 9
2833 Our time is up for today, but please remember for next week, it’s not necessary to bring props to communicate how you’re feeling. 1.2897 0.04685 145 111 26 8
2834 OK, so that explains part of your problem. 1.2897 0.04476 145 109 30 6
2835 Why do you think you feel that way? 1.2897 0.04582 145 110 28 7
2836 If this works, I’m selling the elliptical. 1.2895 0.05534 114 89 17 8
2837 ...so let's explore this fear you have of the ACME company." 1.2895 0.05534 114 89 17 8
2838 I think you have always had a weight problem 1.2895 0.05246 114 87 21 6
2839 I have serious doubts about this latest Weight Watchers fad. 1.2895 0.04633 152 117 26 9
2840 Let's call Dr. Crane to lift the weight off your chest. 1.2895 0.04538 152 116 28 8
2841 I think you just need a firmer mattress. 1.2893 0.04403 159 121 30 8
2842 ,,,and this weighty feeling...what do think that might be? 1.2893 0.04403 159 121 30 8
2843 Tell me John, what's weighing you down? 1.2893 0.05040 121 92 23 6
2844 There may be a reason that you feel like there is a 1,000 pound weight on your chest. 1.2892 0.04014 166 123 38 5
2845 I’m beginning to think that buying this giant panatonne on sale might not have been such a great deal. 1.2891 0.05221 128 100 19 9
2846 I can see you're feeling weighed down. 1.2891 0.04726 128 96 27 5
2847 Have you been diagnosed for clinical compression? 1.2891 0.05101 128 99 21 8
2848 You need to unburden yourself. 1.2891 0.05101 128 99 21 8
2849 Do you always feel this way around Passover? 1.2889 0.04687 135 102 27 6
2850 You seem immobilized by the weight of your subconscious guilt 1.2889 0.05137 135 106 19 10
2851 So, Mr. Slimowitz, why do you feel that you are depressed? 1.2889 0.04687 135 102 27 6
2852 Dr I really need to get something off my chest. 1.2889 0.05137 135 106 19 10
2853 Now...just breath. 1.2889 0.04567 135 101 29 5
2854 EVERYTHING is literal with you millennials! 1.2889 0.04567 135 101 29 5
2855 I call it 'something to really complain about' therapy. 1.2889 0.04318 135 99 33 3
2856 I get it. You do crossfit. 1.2889 0.05028 135 105 21 9
2857 Well, it isn't exactly the weight of the world. 1.2887 0.04853 142 110 23 9
2858 It replicates the smothering weight of a domineering mother. By the way, it'd be nice if you'd phone your father and me every once in a while." 1.2887 0.04423 142 106 31 5
2859 It's a process. 1.2887 0.04853 142 110 23 9
2860 The fakir did it on a bed of nails. Stop complaining. 1.2887 0.04643 142 108 27 7
2861 Like the weight of the world? No, not that bad...but I think you’re on to something. 1.2887 0.04191 142 104 35 3
2862 OK, that's very impressive. We can rule out E.D. as your problem. 1.2886 0.04883 149 117 21 11
2863 I don’t feel your pain. 1.2886 0.04596 149 114 27 8
2864 Didn't I say, "Too much cowbell!"? 1.2886 0.04694 149 115 25 9
2865 Doctor, I am afraid of flying. 1.2886 0.04395 149 112 31 6
2866 Patience. It's the latest cure for hiccups. 1.2886 0.04790 149 116 23 10
2867 How’s that Viagara working? 1.2885 0.04813 156 123 21 12
2868 Unfortunately just talking about it won't get the weight off your chest. 1.2883 0.04239 163 123 33 7
2869 You need to lose some weight. 1.2881 0.05658 118 94 14 10
2870 While you may consider that the weight of the world, let me assure you, you have no idea. 1.2880 0.04517 125 92 30 3
2871 Finally, something that calms Carl during a thunderstorm. 1.2880 0.05306 125 98 18 9
2872 You seem to have a lot weighing on you today. 1.2880 0.04795 125 94 26 5
2873 So you’re another day older and deeper in debt? 1.2879 0.05105 132 103 20 9
2874 You said that you have a 2000 pound weight absolutely jackknifing straight into your nuts. Can we explore that? 1.2879 0.04990 132 102 22 8
2875 I can't promise,but most people feel much better when they get these things off their chest. 1.2879 0.04873 132 101 24 7
2876 Today, let's see if you can express yourself without blocking. 1.2879 0.05105 132 103 20 9
2877 Could you move a little to the left?....You're blocking the TV! 1.2879 0.04753 132 100 26 6
2878 Yes-yes, I understand that you've been dying to get this off your chest for a long time, but we are about to have a breakthrough." 1.2878 0.04923 139 108 22 9
2879 Let's be positive, we got the load off your shoulders. 1.2878 0.04923 139 108 22 9
2880 Is there anything in particular weighing heavily on you today? 1.2878 0.04923 139 108 22 9
2881 I’m not sure this is the best way to work on your core issues. 1.2878 0.05130 139 110 18 11
2882 When I said I can help get that weight off your chest, I meant figuratively. 1.2878 0.04706 139 106 26 7
2883 Well, that sure is a weight off My chest! 1.2878 0.04706 139 106 26 7
2884 So once you clarify for me whether or not you ARE the inventor of the mammogram, I think we can help you. 1.2878 0.04706 139 106 26 7
2885 I sense that you’re under a lot of pressure right now... 1.2878 0.04594 139 105 28 6
2886 I think now that we've finally identified the source of the crushing weight you've been experiencing we can move ahead towards finding a solution. 1.2877 0.04232 146 108 34 4
2887 Have you considered not taking this lying down? 1.2877 0.04342 146 109 32 5
2888 I don't know about the weight of the world but you do have a pyramid of cement on your chest. 1.2877 0.04758 146 113 24 9
2889 Can’t you see I’m pressed for time.” 1.2877 0.04555 146 111 28 7
2890 Sometimes our problems actually ARE self imposed 1.2877 0.04856 146 114 22 10
2891 That weight is about a foot too short for you. 1.2877 0.04555 146 111 28 7
2892 Don't you want to get that off your chest? 1.2877 0.04555 146 111 28 7
2893 Most people who want to exercise begin with smaller weights. 1.2877 0.04657 146 112 26 8
2894 Let’s talk about feelings. 1.2877 0.04555 146 111 28 7
2895 Yes, I know. But how much do you think it weighs? 1.2875 0.04288 160 121 32 7
2896 So you pulled into Nazareth with Fanny, Miss Moses, ol’ Luke, Anna Lee and Crazy Chester. Then you saw Carmen and the Devil walking side by side. What happened next? 1.2874 0.04422 167 129 28 10
2897 At least you stopped sleeping on your stomach. 1.2870 0.05206 115 88 21 6
2898 You couldn't carry that weight up 30 flights of stairs, or get it through the door, and there isn't a crane in the city that can reach this floor.This cartoon is ridiculous - and where is the rest of my face. 1.2870 0.05628 115 91 15 9
2899 Do you still think you have a super powered penis? 1.2870 0.05350 115 89 19 7
2900 I assure you, the weight of the world would be much greater... 1.2870 0.05057 115 87 23 5
2901 Let's first see how psychoanalysis could help you lose weight before we consider your fear of cranes. 1.2869 0.05004 122 93 23 6
2902 Why don’t you get off your chest what’s bothering you? 1.2869 0.05519 122 97 15 10
2903 You got on the wrong line. This is express-lane therapy; only fifteen pounds of mommy issues or less. 1.2868 0.05185 129 101 19 9
2904 Your problem is that you never look at the lighter side of life. 1.2868 0.04694 129 97 27 5
2905 Happiness is a choice, we have talked about that before. 1.2868 0.05067 129 100 21 8
2906 It's required until you meet your deductible. 1.2868 0.05300 129 102 17 10
2907 You seem to be going through some pretty heavy stuff these days. 1.2868 0.05067 129 100 21 8
2908 You lack subtlety, George. 1.2868 0.05067 129 100 21 8
2909 Tell me about the kind of pressure you feel. 1.2868 0.05413 129 103 15 11
2910 So, to re-cap, the weight of the world is no longer on your shoulders. 1.2868 0.05413 129 103 15 11
2911 I just cannot lose the weight. 1.2868 0.04538 136 102 29 5
2912 Shall we discuss what's weighing on you...? 1.2868 0.04417 136 101 31 4
2913 This is is just the 1st week of simulated pregnancy, darling. The magnet guy will take the weight off your shoulders in 39 weeks. 1.2868 0.05209 136 108 17 11
2914 My wife told me that going to a therapist would lift the weight off my chest. 1.2867 0.04615 143 109 27 7
2915 Weight, Weight - - don't tell me. 1.2867 0.04824 143 111 23 9
2916 You’ve put on some serious weight. 1.2867 0.04396 143 107 31 5
2917 Okay, so it’s not about your mother. Let’s move on. 1.2867 0.04396 143 107 31 5
2918 So, what were you doing before this happened? 1.2867 0.04720 143 110 25 8
2919 I see what you mean... 1.2867 0.04720 143 110 25 8
2920 What do you gain by pretending to be grossly under weight? 1.2867 0.04824 143 111 23 9
2921 Quit acting like the weight of the world is upon you. 1.2867 0.04615 143 109 27 7
2922 When you finally pay your therapist bill, it will literally feel like a great weight has been lifted from you." 1.2867 0.04720 143 110 25 8
2923 Wait weight don’t tell 1.2867 0.04946 150 119 19 12
2924 Well, let's see if we can get that troubled childhood off your chest. 1.2867 0.04471 150 114 29 7
2925 I just feel like there is something you have to get off your chest 1.2867 0.04266 150 112 33 5
2926 I sense there is something weighing on you this week. 1.2867 0.04667 150 116 25 9
2927 Honey, I have something I need to get off my chest. 1.2867 0.04471 150 114 29 7
2928 You don't have the weight of the world on you, Ervin. It's only a couple of tons. 1.2866 0.04243 157 118 33 6
2929 If I may paraphrase: If the only tool you have is a crane, then everything looks like a load. 1.2866 0.04339 157 119 31 7
2930 This is better than planking and releases more endorphins which will help with our talk therapy. 1.2866 0.04339 157 119 31 7
2931 I charge by lbs. not minutes, just to let you know upfront! 1.2866 0.04243 157 118 33 6
2932 Yes, it’s heavy stuff 1.2866 0.04339 157 119 31 7
2933 A simple "I finally understand how you feel" will suffice. 1.2857 0.05146 126 98 20 8
2934 You seem to have made some real progress with your albatross, wouldn't you agree? 1.2857 0.05098 140 111 18 11
2935 We'll have to cut this session short, Herald. I've got another client with something really weighing on him. 1.2857 0.05021 126 97 22 7
2936 Feel secure yet? 1.2857 0.04452 140 105 30 5
2937 When you said you have problems by the ton I thought I knew what you meant. 1.2857 0.04452 140 105 30 5
2938 I had my doubts when you said you were under weight. 1.2857 0.04841 133 102 24 7
2939 so, what's your problem? 1.2857 0.04957 133 103 22 8
2940 I guess the salesman wasn't kidding; the mattress can hold a ton. 1.2857 0.05356 119 93 18 8
2941 So tell me, what is this great weight you say you’re carrying around? 1.2857 0.04786 140 108 24 8
2942 I'm probably overthinking this, but . . . 1.2857 0.04424 147 111 30 6
2943 Not to be Freudian, but what exactly are you covering up? 1.2857 0.04841 133 102 24 7
2944 It’s complicated. 1.2857 0.05222 119 92 20 7
2945 So you're saying it's not as bad as a ton of bricks? 1.2857 0.05141 112 85 22 5
2946 Let's recap: I hear you saying that you feel like you are under a lot of pressure. 1.2857 0.05268 126 99 18 9
2947 Um, I recommended Advil. 1.2857 0.04672 154 120 24 10
2948 Have you tried to just...lighten up? 1.2857 0.04474 133 99 30 4
2949 it's a change from baggage 1.2857 0.04722 133 101 26 6
2950 Why don't you bring me up to date. 1.2857 0.04600 133 100 28 5
2951 Before we start, I want to compliment you on how well you wear your weight. 1.2857 0.04841 133 102 24 7
2952 Have you thought about how the weight feels? 1.2857 0.04566 140 106 28 6
2953 You can get it off your chest when I've had my say. 1.2857 0.04996 140 110 20 10
2954 This weight your feeling is clearly just a metaphor for your relationship with your mother. Same time next week? 1.2857 0.04892 140 109 22 9
2955 Yes, we've established that. But let's slow down and unpack it. How does the crushing thousand-pound weight make you feel? 1.2857 0.05268 126 99 18 9
2956 In my profession, I often deal with clients who are weighed down by a variety issues - responsibilities at work, financial stress, a troubled marriage. But you Tim, you're weighed down by a BIG, DAMN WEIGHT. 1.2857 0.04827 147 115 22 10
2957 By the end of this session, you should feel as if a great weight has been lifted. 1.2857 0.04893 126 96 24 6
2958 Frankly, I think your obsession with cartoon violence has gotten worse. 1.2857 0.05182 133 105 18 10
2959 Why don’t you sit down and take a load off? 1.2857 0.04566 140 106 28 6
2960 Take a load off... 1.2857 0.04786 140 108 24 8
2961 So when did you switch from being a Republican to being a Democrat? 1.2857 0.05616 119 95 14 10
2962 I am really grateful Doc that you could see me on such short notice because I really need to get the load off my chest! 1.2857 0.04600 133 100 28 5
2963 Just so you know, most of my patients have been feeling this way the past two years. 1.2857 0.04729 147 114 24 9
2964 Stop complaining! It's only a metaphor! 1.2857 0.04762 154 121 22 11
2965 The time Mom decided to do something about Dad's beer gut once and for all. 1.2848 0.04498 158 122 27 9
2966 You need to get it off your chest. 1.2848 0.04498 158 122 27 9
2967 So, you do feel now like a great weight has been taken off your shoulders? 1.2848 0.04543 151 116 27 8
2968 ‘Maybe you should take this to a therapist, Doug.’ 1.2847 0.04587 144 110 27 7
2969 You have to lighten up! 1.2847 0.04587 144 110 27 7
2970 And when we lift it off, you will float right up to the ceiling! 1.2847 0.04794 144 112 23 9
2971 I'm not sure that you get the "Flat Earthers" concept, Mr. Smith 1.2847 0.04794 144 112 23 9
2972 I don't know why, but I'm having trouble getting this thing off my chest. 1.2847 0.04742 137 105 25 7
2973 I can see you're struggling with some burden today. Why don't you tell me about your mother? 1.2847 0.04854 137 106 23 8
2974 Well, the good news is we’ve at least finally gotten the huge weight off your shoulders. 1.2847 0.04389 137 102 31 4
2975 So you've not had much success with Weight Watchers? 1.2847 0.05175 137 109 17 11
2976 Sisyphus at home. 1.2846 0.04790 130 99 25 6
2977 Ok, ‘crushed by my problems’ was melodramatic. Can you take it off now? 1.2846 0.05032 130 101 21 8
2978 I agree. It does take the weight off your shoulders. 1.2846 0.04534 130 97 29 4
2979 Nothing a little meditation can't fix. 1.2846 0.04790 130 99 25 6
2980 This will be your last appointment. 1.2846 0.04790 130 99 25 6
2981 Enough about the "elephant" in the room. Let's call it what it is. 1.2846 0.05356 123 97 17 9
2982 I get the message, but papier mache would have worked just as well. 1.2846 0.04968 123 94 23 6
2983 I didn't want to say anything, but you've put on a little weight since the last time I saw you, haven't you? 1.2846 0.05356 123 97 17 9
2984 I don't think talking about it will get that weight off your chest. 1.2846 0.04832 123 93 25 5
2985 Mr. Smith, I can see where your sense of burden is coming from. 1.2846 0.04692 123 92 27 4
2986 Well, at least it's not on your shoulders anymore. 1.2846 0.04832 123 93 25 5
2987 Yes, I did say that the pressure is getting to me, but I am really not sure how “talking” will help. 1.2838 0.04602 148 114 26 8
2988 Doug, we "literally" all have problems... 1.2838 0.04602 148 114 26 8
2989 You're right. Feeling always trapped in a Monty Python skit IS unusual. 1.2838 0.04602 148 114 26 8
2990 ...and the doctor says I have high blood pressure. 1.2838 0.04292 148 111 32 5
2991 Clinical trials for the new 'Extra Strength Viagra' pill had started. Sadly, their assessment methods were still quite archaic. 1.2838 0.04701 148 115 24 9
2992 You say you pulled into ‘Nazareth’, and you were feeling ‘about half past dead’? 1.2837 0.04648 141 108 26 7
2993 I'll bet your problems don't seem so bad anymore, do they? 1.2837 0.04861 141 110 22 9
2994 Yes, but other than that . . . 1.2837 0.04756 141 109 24 8
2995 I’ve been watching the news 1.2837 0.04648 141 108 26 7
2996 I don’t care what you say. This brings me joy. 1.2837 0.04756 141 109 24 8
2997 You may not be aware of it, but... 1.2837 0.04756 141 109 24 8
2998 You’re wrong. You don’t have the weight of the world on your shoulders. 1.2837 0.04756 141 109 24 8
2999 This is drama therapy, Tom. Props are often used." 1.2836 0.04446 134 100 30 4
3000 Honey, I really don't think the Viagra is that strong. 1.2836 0.05148 134 106 18 10
3001 At least it’s not on your shoulders anymore. 1.2836 0.04809 134 103 24 7
3002 You would do anything to avoid having sex. 1.2836 0.04691 134 102 26 6
3003 'I usually only deal with metaphorical weights on your chest.' 1.2836 0.04570 134 101 28 5
3004 So tell me about this load you want to get off your chest. 1.2835 0.05350 127 101 16 10
3005 How do you deal with pressure? 1.2835 0.04730 127 96 26 5
3006 I know that you're feeling plenty of pressure from work but right now that's the least of our problems 1.2835 0.04860 127 97 24 6
3007 I can prescribe a pill for that. 1.2835 0.04596 127 95 28 4
3008 You've much weighing on you, alas, yours is not a psychiatric problem. 1.2833 0.05046 120 92 22 6
3009 And you think it's keeping me from reaching my full potential? 1.2833 0.05046 120 92 22 6
3010 Just try to relax, Bob. 1.2832 0.04063 173 131 35 7
3011 Myron claimed he continues to feel the crushing weight of his insecurities. Dr. Vaughan has a different theory. 1.2831 0.04259 166 127 31 8
3012 Weight time is approximately 15 minutes. 1.2829 0.04420 152 116 29 7
3013 NOW do you believe that I have a TON of problems? 1.2828 0.04118 145 107 35 3
3014 Seems like you gained some weight. 1.2828 0.04453 145 110 29 6
3015 Actually what you’re feeling is COMpressed. 1.2828 0.04559 145 111 27 7
3016 Sorry, you're just going to have to hold it. The crane doesn't return for another 30 minutes. 1.2826 0.04823 138 107 23 8
3017 Or we could call a therapist. 1.2826 0.04482 138 104 29 5
3018 when I told you it was okay to put on a few pounds, i didn't mean it like this.. 1.2826 0.04931 138 108 21 9
3019 Cement shoes would have been sufficient. 1.2826 0.04113 138 101 35 2
3020 I think your problem is too literal for me to help you with. 1.2826 0.04931 138 108 21 9
3021 If you think that's heavy, wait till parenting comes up 1.2826 0.05142 138 110 17 11
3022 No seriously, I *have* to get it off of my chest! 1.2826 0.04931 138 108 21 9
3023 Do I really have to state the obvious? 1.2826 0.04712 138 106 25 7
3024 I sense that something is weighing on you. 1.2826 0.04931 138 108 21 9
3025 I don't mean to pressure you 1.2824 0.04880 131 101 23 7
3026 Yes, your abs do look flat. 1.2824 0.04758 131 100 25 6
3027 I still love you even if you've put on some weight. 1.2824 0.04633 131 99 27 5
3028 Really, I think there's still something very important you need to get off your chest. 1.2824 0.04880 131 101 23 7
3029 Ron! You're really letting your frustrations weigh you down again. 1.2824 0.04880 131 101 23 7
3030 I'm listening. So get everything off your chest. 1.2823 0.05065 124 96 21 7
3031 The weight prevents any awkward erections. 1.2823 0.05065 124 96 21 7
3032 Well at least it’s not the weight of the world. 1.2822 0.04647 163 129 22 12
3033 OK, that didn't work, let's try this. Picture the biggest feather in the world, and it's...... 1.2821 0.04529 156 121 26 9
3034 That's nothing compared to what is weighing you down emotionally. 1.2821 0.04436 156 120 28 8
3035 There's no need to always be so pessimistic. At least it has a small handle. 1.2821 0.04677 117 87 27 3
3036 I know it's not nice to say, but you really should lose some weight. 1.2819 0.04575 149 115 26 8
3037 It's been an interesting day. The patient before you had the weight of the world on his face. 1.2817 0.04283 142 106 32 4
3038 You'll have to speak louder, please. 1.2817 0.04831 142 111 22 9
3039 Is there something you'd like to get off your chest...and legs? 1.2817 0.04831 142 111 22 9
3040 Is anything weighing you down? 1.2817 0.04727 142 110 24 8
3041 Normally, the weight of the world is on one's shoulders. 1.2815 0.04778 135 104 24 7
3042 Most of my patients just want to take a weight off their shoulders. 1.2815 0.04893 135 105 22 8
3043 It’s for my restless leg syndrome...why? 1.2815 0.04541 135 102 28 5
3044 You'd be surprised, Doug, many people often have the feeling that something's weighing them down... 1.2815 0.04893 135 105 22 8
3045 Yeah, yeah, and I'm menopausal. 1.2815 0.05004 135 106 20 9
3046 Great. We got the weight off your shoulders. 1.2815 0.04893 135 105 22 8
3047 The trick is to take the weight of the world off your shoulders and distribute it more evenly. 1.2815 0.04778 135 104 24 7
3048 Doc, I need to get something off my chest. 1.2812 0.04953 128 99 22 7
3049 Why would you ever bet against the Patriots? 1.2812 0.04827 128 98 24 6
3050 I’m sorry to inform you that your insurance can only lift a figurative weight off your chest. 1.2812 0.04536 160 125 25 10
3051 I’d just like to get something off my chest. 1.2812 0.04953 128 99 22 7
3052 Tell me more 1.2812 0.05312 128 102 16 10
3053 Your choice--quick fix or lasting solution? 1.2812 0.04953 128 99 22 7
3054 This is a new a therapy that squeezes out negativity. Brace yourself. 1.2812 0.04565 128 96 28 4
3055 Coming to terms with his helium addiction. 1.2812 0.05195 128 101 18 9
3056 OK. Stop. You say you're related to Sisyphus but you don't know why? 1.2810 0.04395 153 117 29 7
3057 Viagra takes a while to clear your system! 1.2808 0.04635 146 113 25 8
3058 They say it’ll help to talk about it... 1.2808 0.04427 146 111 29 6
3059 Although she knew it was only her meds, Marge thoroughly enjoyed the experience. 1.2808 0.04932 146 116 19 11
3060 That's all the time we have for now. Same time next week and maybe we can begin to get at what's really weighing you down. 1.2807 0.05214 114 88 20 6
3061 I do like men that are underweight but you are being ridiculous 1.2807 0.04907 114 86 24 4
3062 I don't think there's a pill for that. 1.2806 0.04682 139 107 25 7
3063 Can you tell me why you feel you've been under a lot of pressure lately? 1.2806 0.04682 139 107 25 7
3064 No matter what I do I just can't seem to lose this weight. 1.2806 0.04682 139 107 25 7
3065 The good news is, that it isn't your imagination. You really do have a weight on your chest. The bad news is, that I don't have a clue how to get it off of you. 1.2806 0.04336 139 104 31 4
3066 Get it off the same way you got it on. 1.2806 0.04793 139 108 23 8
3067 Cheer up. At least you got that weight off your mind. 1.2806 0.04454 139 105 29 5
3068 Now whenever you are 'feeling a crushing weight' I want you to remember what a crushing weight actualy feels like. Then get over it. 1.2803 0.04726 132 101 25 6
3069 So this is the weight watchers program. 1.2803 0.04726 132 101 25 6
3070 Well done. You've settled your stomach without using drugs. 1.2803 0.04726 132 101 25 6
3071 The weight symbolizes man's inability to quit analysis. 1.2803 0.04503 157 122 26 9
3072 So let me guess: trouble breathing? 1.2800 0.04899 125 96 23 6
3073 It could be worse, it's not like the weight of the world. 1.2800 0.04449 150 115 28 7
3074 Would you like me to look for the instructions again? 1.2800 0.05279 125 99 17 9
3075 When you say a heavy weight... 1.2800 0.04899 125 96 23 6
3076 I apologize for the weight. 1.2800 0.04741 150 118 22 10
3077 So, you want to lose weight? 1.2800 0.04549 150 116 26 8
3078 I know you're under pressure but there's no need to bring props. 1.2797 0.04592 143 110 26 7
3079 You appear to be a very literal thinker. 1.2797 0.04483 143 109 28 6
3080 Yes, I can see now that you are under a lot of pressure. 1.2797 0.04483 143 109 28 6
3081 And you're sure liposuction wouldn't work better? 1.2797 0.05002 143 114 18 11
3082 Our time is up today. 1.2797 0.04698 143 111 24 8
3083 Call me crazy, but I really think you've got something big to get off your chest. 1.2797 0.04801 143 112 22 9
3084 I'm going to refer you to a crane operator for the pier pressure. 1.2797 0.05090 118 91 21 6
3085 There has to be an easier way to press pants. 1.2797 0.05090 118 91 21 6
3086 I see you finally got that weight off your shoulders. 1.2794 0.04631 136 104 26 6
3087 I have "writer's block" 1.2794 0.04972 136 107 20 9
3088 But on the moon it would only weigh 6 pounds. 1.2794 0.04861 136 106 22 8
3089 What makes you say the guilt is crushing you? 1.2794 0.04861 136 106 22 8
3090 At our last session you felt the weight of the world on your shoulders hows that going? 1.2794 0.04512 136 103 28 5
3091 Whoa, that's heavy! 1.2794 0.04748 136 105 24 7
3092 You’ve taken a weight off your shoulders, which is progress. 1.2794 0.04631 136 104 26 6
3093 So, you say you feel weighed down...lets talk about that. 1.2794 0.04390 136 102 30 4
3094 Do you still think the mattress isn’t firm enough ? 1.2793 0.05303 111 86 19 6
3095 What pressing complaints do you have to share with me today? 1.2791 0.04535 129 97 28 4
3096 Imagine there's nothing weighing you down. 1.2791 0.05041 129 101 20 8
3097 I sense some resistance to getting it off your chest, Howard. 1.2791 0.05041 129 101 20 8
3098 Tell me about your smother. 1.2791 0.04919 129 100 22 7
3099 Tell me what you’d like to get off your chest. 1.2791 0.04919 129 100 22 7
3100 Oh my Randy! It seems that you have put on some weight since I last saw you 1.2789 0.04401 147 112 29 6
3101 I can't promise that getting this off your chest will help, but it's worth a try. 1.2789 0.04708 147 115 23 9
3102 Make me a pressed sandwich for lunch, you said. Wish granted, I said. 1.2788 0.04516 165 130 24 11
3103 I was thinking about my father, and then it just hit me... 1.2787 0.05109 122 95 20 7
3104 I did warn you that side effects include weight gain. 1.2787 0.05109 122 95 20 7
3105 Let’s pick this up where we left off next time 1.2787 0.04694 122 92 26 4
3106 I see you have a problem with your weight. Tell me about it. I’m listening. 1.2787 0.05109 122 95 20 7
3107 Six years since the accident, Doc, and I still feel like he’s under me. 1.2786 0.04974 140 111 19 10
3108 Enough with the Freud. This thing's killing me. 1.2786 0.04869 140 110 21 9
3109 Deep breath! 1.2786 0.04762 140 109 23 8
3110 No, spotting you is not included in your therapy sessions. 1.2786 0.04541 140 107 27 6
3111 After this session, you'll feel like a huge weight has been lifted. 1.2786 0.04762 140 109 23 8
3112 Is talking therapy really going to help me get this weight off my chest? 1.2786 0.04974 140 111 19 10
3113 Well, yes, that certainly would be a load off your chest. 1.2786 0.04541 140 107 27 6
3114 I usually offer my clients support, but the best I can do for you is encouragement. 1.2786 0.04653 140 108 25 7
3115 No pressure, darling.. just a simple yes or no. 1.2785 0.04387 158 122 28 8
3116 Quit wasting money on those late-night TV commercials...your beer gut is not going to get any flatter. 1.2782 0.04815 133 103 23 7
3117 But what if the weight of the world is really on me?? 1.2782 0.04695 133 102 25 6
3118 That's not as bad as the load that was on your mind. 1.2782 0.04446 133 100 29 4
3119 I can tell this has been weighing on you for a while now, Stanley. 1.2782 0.04815 133 103 23 7
3120 And, anyway, enormous weight removal is on the twelfth floor. 1.2782 0.04446 133 100 29 4
3121 Even though it’s only in your imagination, I’m still billing you extra for crushing my couch. 1.2782 0.04316 133 99 31 3
3122 is it weighing on you ? 1.2782 0.04446 133 100 29 4
3123 You're right doc, I'm no longer concerned about my marriage. 1.2782 0.04932 133 104 21 8
3124 You were right, this mattress is amazing. 1.2782 0.05158 133 106 17 10
3125 The 'weight of the world' seems like a bit of an overstatement, Marty. 1.2781 0.04522 151 117 26 8
3126 It did say weighting room. 1.2781 0.04113 151 113 34 4
3127 I thought it looked a little heavy for a lampshade 1.2778 0.04873 144 114 20 10
3128 Say what comes to mind. It'll take the weight off. 1.2778 0.04733 126 96 25 5
3129 Dr. Panini, when you asked if I wanted to try your new Panini press therapy, I imagined it involved sandwiches. 1.2778 0.04772 144 113 22 9
3130 You haven’t been yourself lately. Is something weighing on you? 1.2778 0.04865 126 97 23 6
3131 I meant that figuratively 1.2778 0.04456 144 110 28 6
3132 Totally crushed it. 1.2778 0.04994 126 98 21 7
3133 Talk about irony... sheesh!. 1.2778 0.04456 126 94 29 3
3134 I see you are having trouble loosing weight. 1.2774 0.04534 155 121 25 9
3135 Come on! Just get it off our your chest! 1.2774 0.04602 137 105 26 6
3136 I’m inclined to think it’s all in your head. 1.2774 0.04940 137 108 20 9
3137 Exactly what do you mean by "weighed down"? 1.2774 0.04109 137 101 34 2
3138 You say it reminds you of your mother. Go on . . . . 1.2774 0.04602 137 105 26 6
3139 That issue is a little weighty. Let’s tackle it next time. 1.2774 0.04363 137 103 30 4
3140 Before we get started, I'd like to go over our new fee structure. 1.2774 0.04830 137 107 22 8
3141 Do you want to talk about it? 1.2774 0.04830 137 107 22 8
3142 I see. And is that all that's weighing you down today? 1.2774 0.04484 137 104 28 5
3143 Exercise and portion management might be a safer way to a flatter stomach. 1.2774 0.04363 137 103 30 4
3144 At least it's a weight off your shoulders. 1.2774 0.04717 137 106 24 7
3145 I'm not actually a heavyweight therapist. 1.2773 0.05192 119 93 19 7
3146 I guess you won't be going out tonight. 1.2773 0.05192 119 93 19 7
3147 I built up a tolerance to my anxiety blanket 1.2773 0.04762 119 90 25 4
3148 I gotta get this load off my chest doc. 1.2770 0.04479 148 114 27 7
3149 Yes, your issues DOES seem to be self-explanatory. 1.2770 0.04580 148 115 25 8
3150 From your viewpoint, what is the problem, Ted? 1.2770 0.04160 148 111 33 4
3151 Since the weighted blanket didn’t reduce your anxiety, maybe this will help you feel more secure... 1.2770 0.04680 148 116 23 9
3152 Now its great you got that monkey off your back, but you still have something to get off your chest. 1.2769 0.05006 130 102 20 8
3153 Lately, it just feels like there’s a big weight on my chest. 1.2769 0.04886 130 101 22 7
3154 Just want to get this off my chest 1.2769 0.04886 130 101 22 7
3155 You may feel the weight of the world is on your shoulders but it’s actually evenly distributed. 1.2769 0.04635 130 99 26 5
3156 Man (wheezing): "I have a 300 pound weight on my chest." Therapist: "Uh huh, and how do you feel about that?" 1.2769 0.04762 130 100 24 6
3157 Well, « the weight of the world » seems like a bit of an exaggeration, now, doesn’t it? 1.2769 0.05006 130 102 20 8
3158 I'm better with helping people lift figurative weights off their shoulders. 1.2769 0.04635 130 99 26 5
3159 Three times the Cialis is not three times the fun, Ed! 1.2769 0.05239 130 104 16 10
3160 But I feel like you’re still avoiding addressing those internal pressures 1.2769 0.04505 130 98 28 4
3161 To be fair, it's no longer on your shoulders. 1.2766 0.04733 141 110 23 8
3162 Well, at least that's a big weight off your shoulders. 1.2766 0.04400 141 107 29 5
3163 So Howard, is that your mother in the waiting room? 1.2766 0.04838 141 111 21 9
3164 Well, at least you got rid of that huge weight on your shoulders. 1.2766 0.04624 141 109 25 7
3165 Now that it's off your shoulders... 1.2766 0.04733 141 110 23 8
3166 It all started when I put on weight... 1.2766 0.04400 141 107 29 5
3167 What did you think I meant when I said "weight therapy". 1.2766 0.04513 141 108 27 6
3168 What makes you think your burden is heavier? 1.2766 0.04733 141 110 23 8
3169 I generally work with people who have much on their minds. 1.2766 0.04624 141 109 25 7
3170 I asked you not to mess with the counterweight for the blinds. 1.2766 0.04733 141 110 23 8
3171 It's my new put-things-in-perspective therapy. 1.2766 0.04624 141 109 25 7
3172 Before we begin, there's something I have to get off your chest. 1.2766 0.04624 141 109 25 7
3173 At our next session, we'll delve into why you feel oppressed." 1.2764 0.05202 123 97 18 8
3174 Thanks for coming to my place. I know you usually don't take house calls. 1.2764 0.05072 123 96 20 7
3175 Bad news- the crane operators are striking again. 1.2764 0.04939 123 95 22 6
3176 I suppose those mommy problems don't seem so pressing anymore now, do they? 1.2764 0.04939 123 95 22 6
3177 The good news is, you have a decent relationship with your parents. 1.2763 0.04298 152 116 30 6
3178 So, you said you had a heavy heart? 1.2763 0.04398 152 117 28 7
3179 So...why do you feel under pressure? 1.2763 0.04496 152 118 26 8
3180 It's called weight. Get over it. 1.2763 0.04298 152 116 30 6
3181 Tell me why you continually feel "flat"? 1.2763 0.04298 152 116 30 6
3182 Go ahead. Call me a “headshrinker” again. 1.2763 0.04298 152 116 30 6
3183 See? You’re getting better. Last week you had the weight of the world on your shoulders. 1.2761 0.04900 134 105 21 8
3184 You're not having a heart attack! 1.2761 0.04418 134 101 29 4
3185 You know what? Let’s go ahead and put it back on my shoulders. 1.2761 0.04784 134 104 23 7
3186 Now think about hugging your wife. How does it feel? 1.2761 0.04784 134 104 23 7
3187 Now YOU know what it feels like! 1.2761 0.04665 134 103 25 6
3188 I see that our previous sessions have lifted the weight off your shoulders. 1.2761 0.04665 134 103 25 6
3189 I've been meaning to get that fixed. 1.2761 0.04900 134 105 21 8
3190 I can see how that can weigh you down. 1.2761 0.04784 134 104 23 7
3191 I agree, Trump is still your biggest problem 1.2761 0.05124 134 107 17 10
3192 Please tell me what is your pain level on a scale of 1 to 10? 1.2761 0.05013 134 106 19 9
3193 I still think that fez is too big for you 1.2759 0.04743 145 114 22 9
3194 Yes, doctor. I do feel like an enormous weight has been lifted from my shoulder. But I’m still not feeling any better. 1.2759 0.04743 145 114 22 9
3195 Why must you always bring your work home with you? 1.2759 0.04536 145 112 26 7
3196 Have you considered yoga? 1.2759 0.05037 145 117 16 12
3197 Yes that’s very impressive, but it’s not exactly the weight of the world. 1.2759 0.04843 145 115 20 10
3198 I charge by the pound." 1.2759 0.05135 116 90 20 6
3199 You've gained weight. 1.2759 0.04676 116 87 26 3
3200 Paul Bunyan called. Now he wants you to find the tassel that goes on his fez. 1.2759 0.04641 145 113 24 8
3201 It’s a truncated square pyramid you idiot. 1.2759 0.04941 145 116 18 11
3202 Sure, you can change channels. The remote is by the TV. 1.2756 0.04508 156 122 25 9
3203 That's my interpretation. During future sessions, we'll discuss what you intend to do about it. 1.2756 0.04700 127 97 25 5
3204 Well those are certainly some heavy issues. 1.2756 0.04700 127 97 25 5
3205 I'm getting the impression that this is your first time. 1.2756 0.04566 127 96 27 4
3206 During our last session, you mentioned feeling "another day older and deeper in debt". Let's talk more about that. 1.2754 0.04132 167 128 32 7
3207 So how how long has this been weighing on you? 1.2754 0.04573 138 106 26 6
3208 Mm hm, mm hm. And, how does that make you feel? 1.2754 0.04456 138 105 28 5
3209 I blame my parents. 1.2754 0.04908 138 109 20 9
3210 Our money-back guarantee plainly states, "You will feel less pressure after the session is over." 1.2754 0.04687 138 107 24 7
3211 May I get you a pillow? 1.2754 0.04908 138 109 20 9
3212 Look at it this way, you don’t have the weight of the world on your mind! 1.2754 0.04687 138 107 24 7
3213 Oh yes, a lot of people come to therapy to unburden themselves. 1.2754 0.04212 138 103 32 3
3214 So what else is bothering you besides the weight on your chest? 1.2754 0.04687 138 107 24 7
3215 Why don't you take a load off? 1.2754 0.04456 138 105 28 5
3216 Have you tried taking up jogging? 1.2754 0.04573 138 106 26 6
3217 How do you feel now that its off your shoulders? 1.2752 0.04748 149 118 21 10
3218 You will feel the relief in about 3 weeks as we decrease the dosage.. 1.2752 0.04453 149 115 27 7
3219 I don’t care if you’ve patterned your life after Christopher Walken... “more cowbell” isn’t the answer to anything 1.2752 0.04553 149 116 25 8
3220 You've come a long way from feeling the weight of the world. 1.2752 0.04553 149 116 25 8
3221 I think it's more important to talk about the symbolic weight you're feeling... 1.2752 0.04748 149 118 21 10
3222 Next time, we should discuss how it makes others feel 1.2752 0.04349 149 114 29 6
3223 It's just that we never go out anymore. 1.2752 0.04748 149 118 21 10
3224 Harold the good news is that we have moved that weight off of your shoulders... and onto your crotch where it belongs. 1.2750 0.05288 120 95 17 8
3225 I'm feeling like you have something very big that you'd like to get off of your chest. 1.2750 0.05016 120 93 21 6
3226 Let's work on the positive side of your situation. 1.2750 0.04058 160 121 34 5
3227 And it would be nice if you helped around the house occasionally 1.2750 0.05288 120 95 17 8
3228 I’ve been under a lot of pressure lately. 1.2748 0.04730 131 101 24 6
3229 At least, it's not the weight of the world you're carrying. 1.2748 0.04605 131 100 26 5
3230 So, I put on a little weight over the holidays... 1.2748 0.04605 131 100 26 5
3231 But remember, the key to happiness lies on focusing on INTERNAL conditions, not EXTERNAL ones… 1.2748 0.04730 131 101 24 6
3232 Yes, I know how you're feeling but you are just depressed. 1.2748 0.04605 131 100 26 5
3233 Sorry about your wait....now, where were we? 1.2748 0.05089 131 104 18 9
3234 You're giving new meaning to Weight Watcher! 1.2748 0.04972 131 103 20 8
3235 Margaret, I’m pretty sure we’re going to have to adopt 1.2748 0.05315 131 106 14 11
3236 Well, Mr Hoffa, I think we’re making some progress here. 1.2746 0.04703 142 111 23 8
3237 Would you say you're feeling weighed down? 1.2746 0.04373 142 108 29 5
3238 Usually I just deal with patients who have a figurative weight on their chest. 1.2746 0.04703 142 111 23 8
3239 Shifting the weight off your back to your chest is not progress, Norman. 1.2746 0.04486 142 109 27 6
3240 Guessing you got the kids tuition bill... 1.2746 0.04596 142 110 25 7
3241 Did you ever try getting it off your chest? 1.2746 0.04596 142 110 25 7
3242 The commercial said "Better Abs in 30 Days" 1.2746 0.04486 142 109 27 6
3243 We've come along way. At least the weight is off your shoulders now. 1.2746 0.04596 142 110 25 7
3244 Eventually you’ll open up. 1.2746 0.04373 142 108 29 5
3245 I think you may, finally, have too much cowbell. 1.2745 0.04750 153 122 20 11
3246 Perhaps you would find relief sooner if you focused more on the physical than the psychological. 1.2745 0.04470 153 119 26 8
3247 The weight is now off your shoulders, and yet you're still not happy? 1.2745 0.05601 102 80 16 6
3248 Might your problems be of your own construction? 1.2745 0.04172 153 116 32 5
3249 It's not your father, it's a weight." 1.2744 0.04353 164 128 27 9
3250 I'm not so sure prescribing Xanax will help. 1.2744 0.03994 164 124 35 5
3251 Actually, that weight should be on your shoulders. 1.2743 0.05370 113 89 17 7
3252 At least it's not on your shoulders anymore. I call that progress. 1.2742 0.04629 124 94 26 4
3253 Now you get to name it. 1.2742 0.04904 124 96 22 6
3254 You've taken a great weight off my mind, Doc. How about tackling the rest of my body? 1.2742 0.05532 124 101 12 11
3255 Actually, it’s quite common to feel weighed down. 1.2742 0.04904 124 96 22 6
3256 OK, you've convinced me. Those "outside forces" ARE real. 1.2741 0.05090 135 108 17 10
3257 That's enough about your parents. Let's talk about your job" 1.2741 0.04753 135 105 23 7
3258 We can't make any progress on your therapy if you continue to let your neuroses weigh you down 1.2741 0.04514 135 103 27 5
3259 You think you're under a lot of pressure....? 1.2741 0.04635 135 104 25 6
3260 Now those problems you blabber on about week after week don't seem to matter. Correct? 1.2741 0.04635 135 104 25 6
3261 Maybe this alternative therapy isn't for everyone. 1.2741 0.04514 135 103 27 5
3262 let's resume from last weeks session. it appears you haven't gotten it off your chest yet. 1.2741 0.04753 135 105 23 7
3263 I'll have to spend some time in the gym before I can help you with this. 1.2741 0.04390 135 102 29 4
3264 I think we can say that negatives outweigh the positives. 1.2741 0.04753 135 105 23 7
3265 At least it's not all on your shoulders. 1.2741 0.05090 135 108 17 10
3266 Now, that should keep you from getting erect! 1.2741 0.04635 135 104 25 6
3267 It is a common condition after going to IHOP. 1.2741 0.04514 135 103 27 5
3268 So, you blame your father? 1.2740 0.04509 146 113 26 7
3269 So let's talk about your relationship with your father 1.2740 0.04509 146 113 26 7
3270 You should be starting to feel thinner (and perhaps a bit taller)." 1.2740 0.04613 146 114 24 8
3271 It stays until you pay your bill in full. 1.2740 0.04613 146 114 24 8
3272 Now when you say it's "a weight on your mind" do you mean an actual weight, or are you speaking metaphorically. 1.2735 0.04949 117 90 22 5
3273 And how does the weight make you feel? 1.2734 0.04798 128 99 23 6
3274 I told you i hated ironing before we got married. 1.2734 0.05048 128 101 19 8
3275 Since this is our first session 1.2734 0.04798 128 99 23 6
3276 The doctor said more than four hours isnt that unusual. 1.2734 0.04798 128 99 23 6
3277 If something is bothering you, get it off your chest. 1.2734 0.04798 128 99 23 6
3278 I said "wait" 1.2734 0.04876 139 110 20 9
3279 I feel some sort of pain on my chest. Do you think it is psychological? 1.2734 0.04309 139 105 30 4
3280 As I said on the phone, I'm only qualified to counsel you with regard to metaphorical weights. 1.2734 0.04544 139 107 26 6
3281 For today's therapy session, we're going to try something different. Physical therapy. 1.2734 0.04544 139 107 26 6
3282 Come now. It can't be as bad as all that. 1.2734 0.04428 139 106 28 5
3283 And at the end of the session we'll remove it, demonstrating how it will feel when you finally open up about your childhood. 1.2734 0.04544 139 107 26 6
3284 When you called and said you wanted to get a load off your chest, I never expected this! 1.2734 0.04309 139 105 30 4
3285 Psychology 101: Never directly state the obvious. "OK, I think that we should talk about the tremendous weight that you feel that you are under". 1.2734 0.04658 139 108 24 7
3286 What’s bugging me? Not much. Just a ton. 1.2733 0.04427 150 116 27 7
3287 Well, there won't be any new #MeToo complaints." 1.2733 0.04526 150 117 25 8
3288 Rock was a passion but heavy metal is my addiction." 1.2733 0.04624 150 118 23 9
3289 Is it better now that it's off your shoulders? 1.2733 0.04526 150 117 25 8
3290 At least you finally got that weight off your shoulders 1.2727 0.04695 121 92 25 4
3291 Is there anything you’ve left unsaid? 1.2727 0.04347 143 109 29 5
3292 I feel like there's something you're not telling me. 1.2727 0.05311 110 86 18 6
3293 You have a lot to get off your chest today. 1.2727 0.04979 121 94 21 6
3294 To be precise, you do not have the weight of the world on your shoulders. 1.2727 0.04979 121 94 21 6
3295 I'm afraid I can't help you. You may want to hire a personal trainer instead. 1.2727 0.04939 132 104 20 8
3296 I wouldn't call this an "elephant" in the room. 1.2727 0.04568 143 111 25 7
3297 If it makes you feel any better, some of my clients have the weight of the world on their shoulders. 1.2727 0.04574 132 101 26 5
3298 I understand you're under a lot of pressure 1.2727 0.04821 132 103 22 7
3299 I’ve found crane therapy can help with your condition. 1.2727 0.04574 132 101 26 5
3300 Four more sessions and you'll be as thin as you were on your wedding day. 1.2727 0.04568 143 111 25 7
3301 Trust me, just get it off your chest. 1.2727 0.04249 154 118 30 6
3302 at least you got the weight off your shoulders 1.2727 0.04674 143 112 23 8
3303 If this is too heavy, we can do straight therapy without the Freud. 1.2727 0.05055 132 105 18 9
3304 Let's tackle one of your weightier issues today. 1.2722 0.04178 158 121 31 6
3305 When did you start to notice this so called “weightiness”? 1.2721 0.04482 147 114 26 7
3306 Last session you had the weight of the world on your shoulders. I’d say things are improving. 1.2721 0.04269 147 112 30 5
3307 No problem. All my patients want my help to unload a ton of troubles. 1.2721 0.04377 147 113 28 6
3308 So, you think this weight is your only problem? 1.2721 0.04105 136 101 33 2
3309 Why don't you tell me about your brother? 1.2721 0.05056 136 109 17 10
3310 I've been feeling pretty weighed down recently 1.2721 0.04836 136 107 21 8
3311 You wanted flatter abs 1.2721 0.04722 136 106 23 7
3312 The weight of the world on your shoulders, Mr. Smith? Don’t you think that’s a bit dramatic if not anatomically inaccurate? 1.2721 0.04605 136 105 25 6
3313 I feel like the end of a Monty Python sketch. 1.2721 0.04485 136 104 27 5
3314 It's off your shoulders; we're making progress. 1.2721 0.04362 136 103 29 4
3315 I feel perhaps you're using this crushing weight as an excuse to keep you from doing the things you love. 1.2721 0.04605 136 105 25 6
3316 So what's on your chest today? 1.2721 0.04362 136 103 29 4
3317 So this divorce is really weighing down on you? 1.2721 0.04362 136 103 29 4
3318 Now that we've gotten weight off your mind we can work on the rest of your body. 1.2721 0.04605 136 105 25 6
3319 Thanks for squeezing me in, Doc. I need to get this weight off my chest. 1.2721 0.04947 136 108 19 9
3320 Think of it as progress. Your big hidden burden is finally out in the open. 1.2721 0.04836 136 107 21 8
3321 But, how do you really feel? 1.2721 0.04722 136 106 23 7
3322 ARE YOU UNDER A GREAT DEAL OF PRESSURE LATELY? 1.2720 0.04454 125 94 28 3
3323 Normally, my patients have a load on their back. 1.2720 0.04735 125 96 24 5
3324 Have you tried a weighted blanket? 1.2720 0.04735 125 96 24 5
3325 I can't take that kind of weight off, but maybe you can tell me how it feels 1.2720 0.04597 125 95 26 4
3326 Now that your ADHD is under control,let's discuss your persecution complex. 1.2720 0.05128 125 99 18 8
3327 You’re depressed. 1.2720 0.05000 125 98 20 7
3328 Let me guess. You feel this great weight pressing down on you. 1.2720 0.05000 125 98 20 7
3329 Getting the weight off of your shoulders is a good start. 1.2720 0.05000 125 98 20 7
3330 Thank goodness the weight is off your mind. 1.2715 0.04401 151 117 27 7
3331 Looks like she left you a ton of baggage." 1.2715 0.04195 151 115 31 5
3332 I apologize for the enormous wait. 1.2715 0.04401 151 117 27 7
3333 I see you have some weight you need to get off your chest... 1.2715 0.04401 151 117 27 7
3334 I made this therapy tool just for you, now keep repeating to yourself, its only paper mache" 1.2715 0.04785 151 121 19 11
3335 Are you doing your breathing exercises? 1.2714 0.04628 140 109 24 7
3336 I think a reduction in your consumption of beer would be an easier approach. 1.2714 0.04738 140 110 22 8
3337 So how has moving the weight of the world from your shoulders to your chest been for you? 1.2714 0.04738 140 110 22 8
3338 You said the new prescription would alleviate some of this pressure. 1.2714 0.04282 140 106 30 4
3339 I'm afraid this session will be a little compressed. 1.2714 0.04516 140 108 26 6
3340 Well, it's not really the weight of the world...and its not on your shoulders... 1.2714 0.04516 140 108 26 6
3341 I find this helps with resistance. 1.2714 0.04282 140 106 30 4
3342 The issue is you're putting too much pressure on yourself. 1.2713 0.05133 129 103 17 9
3343 And how long have you had this sensation of a person beneath you? 1.2713 0.04637 129 99 25 5
3344 We should have that taken care of in, say, 500 sessions... 1.2713 0.05014 129 102 19 8
3345 It would be really simple if you just agreed to get a dog. 1.2713 0.04766 129 100 23 6
3346 Thanks for waiting 1.2713 0.05014 129 102 19 8
3347 Over the coming weeks, we will work together to lighten this burden 1.2713 0.04766 129 100 23 6
3348 Once you own up to your misogyny the weight will be lifted. 1.2713 0.05250 129 104 15 10
3349 Many people who are stuck find daily exercise quite helpful. 1.2713 0.04766 129 100 23 6
3350 It's fine to get it off your chest. Just don't put it on me. 1.2713 0.04505 129 98 27 4
3351 Now I understand what my pregnant wife is going through. 1.2713 0.04505 129 98 27 4
3352 Why don't you just do your Kegels? 1.2713 0.04766 129 100 23 6
3353 When you said you "literally had a weight on your chest" I thought you were just being a millennial 1.2712 0.05058 118 92 20 6
3354 It was less maintenance than an elephant. 1.2710 0.04125 155 118 32 5
3355 It could be worse 1.2710 0.04323 155 120 28 7
3356 Sometimes a ton is just a ton. 1.2708 0.04540 144 112 25 7
3357 And then she said, “I preferred you when you were thinner.” 1.2708 0.04749 144 114 21 9
3358 A lot is going to have to change before your sex life gets better. 1.2708 0.04749 144 114 21 9
3359 It’s my view, Mr. Wilson, that this weight is more responsible for your alienation than your rejection of Kale as anything other than a garnish. 1.2708 0.04645 144 113 23 8
3360 First, let's try confronting this feeling of 'heaviness' you've described so vividly. 1.2707 0.05021 133 106 18 9
3361 Ok, Mr. O'Shea. Let's just start out with what you what to get off your chest. 1.2707 0.05021 133 106 18 9
3362 Well, it must feel good to get that weight off your shoulders. 1.2707 0.04789 133 104 22 7
3363 What's not on your mind today? 1.2707 0.04906 133 105 20 8
3364 Well, you either help me get that 16 tons off you, John. Or, you get another day older and deeper in debt. 1.2707 0.05243 133 108 14 11
3365 Your crane guy called in sick. 1.2707 0.05021 133 106 18 9
3366 It's clear you have a pressing problem. 1.2707 0.04544 133 102 26 5
3367 You’ve put a great weight on yourself, Henry. 1.2706 0.04317 170 134 26 10
3368 I'm afraid this new wrinkle will require a few more sessions 1.2705 0.04514 122 92 27 3
3369 That was a good session. Do you still feel that heavy weight on your chest? 1.2705 0.04943 122 95 21 6
3370 I sense something is weighing on you. 1.2704 0.04250 159 123 29 7
3371 I'm guessing that you're no longer feeling anxious. 1.2704 0.04609 159 127 21 11
3372 Do you have something you would like to get off your chest. 1.2703 0.05269 111 87 18 6
3373 Surely my receptionist told you I have a weighting list. 1.2703 0.05571 111 89 14 8
3374 Does your compulsion to carry magnets cause you any difficulties? 1.2703 0.04558 148 116 24 8
3375 So you are depressed and want to get a load off you chest. 1.2703 0.04558 148 116 24 8
3376 Your self esteem issues might have something to do with your weight. 1.2703 0.04244 148 113 30 5
3377 Are you sure you're not ignoring the anvil in the room? 1.2703 0.04558 148 116 24 8
3378 I can help take a weight off your mind, but your body is another story. 1.2703 0.04244 148 113 30 5
3379 I suggest trying a dog or a cat as an emotional support alternative. 1.2701 0.04088 174 135 31 8
3380 Studies have shown a link between compressed feelings and a narrow view of ourselves. 1.2701 0.04804 137 108 21 8
3381 I suppose you want me [add emphasis] to answer the phone. 1.2701 0.04691 137 107 23 7
3382 OK...breathe through it...it just feels heavy... 1.2701 0.04576 137 106 25 6
3383 Until you stop feeling so persecuted, that's how long. 1.2701 0.04915 137 109 19 9
3384 I know dear - the Man is always working to keep you down. 1.2701 0.04576 137 106 25 6
3385 ...What now? 1.2701 0.04457 137 105 27 5
3386 Since you are only the "Acting Attorney General" I would counsel you to leave the weightier issues to your successor! 1.2701 0.04804 137 108 21 8
3387 You just said, “sometimes I feel as if there’s a two ton weight pressing down on my chest”. Tell me, are you feeling that way at this very moment? 1.2701 0.04804 137 108 21 8
3388 Overall, how big are your problems? 1.2701 0.04335 137 104 29 4
3389 I'm not your therapist. 1.2701 0.04691 137 107 23 7
3390 How long have you been feeling flat? 1.2701 0.04457 137 105 27 5
3391 I remember when it used to be just on your shoulders. 1.2698 0.04702 126 97 24 5
3392 Let's try to redefine your problem in terms of the Planck constant. 1.2698 0.04835 126 98 22 6
3393 Have you considered dropping the “white man’s burden” shtick? 1.2698 0.04965 126 99 20 7
3394 I hope you're okay that I've invited your mother to join today's session. 1.2698 0.04965 126 99 20 7
3395 We should discuss the 10,000 pound weight in the room 1.2698 0.04565 126 96 26 4
3396 I love these home MRI's 1.2698 0.04835 126 98 22 6
3397 A little high. Guess again. 1.2698 0.04565 126 96 26 4
3398 We are making progress even if it doesn't feel like it. You said you wanted to weight lifted from your shoulders and you managed that. 1.2698 0.04965 126 99 20 7
3399 I understand you're going through a lot, Mr. Bezos 1.2698 0.04965 126 99 20 7
3400 Okay, for starters, know that I'm not going to press you about anything. 1.2697 0.03957 152 114 35 3
3401 Have you been thinking of ways to get it off you chest? 1.2697 0.04665 152 121 21 10
3402 After 30 years as a zookeeper I think I know how much an elephant weighs. 1.2697 0.04570 152 120 23 9
3403 I'm not speaking metaphorically, you have a weight on your chest. 1.2696 0.04835 115 88 23 4
3404 I hear you saying it's a huge weight on your chest; can you describe to me how that makes you feel? 1.2695 0.04708 141 111 22 8
3405 I have this sense that something is weighing quite heavily on you today 1.2695 0.04815 141 112 20 9
3406 So what DO you think will convince you to stop chasing roadrunners? 1.2695 0.05021 141 114 16 11
3407 Isn’t it your job to help me get this weight off my chest? 1.2695 0.04488 141 109 26 6
3408 ...and as your muscles relax, you're starting to feel heavy like there's a weight on your chest. 1.2695 0.04708 141 111 22 8
3409 I'm not really that kind of doctor 1.2695 0.04708 141 111 22 8
3410 It appears something is weighing you down... 1.2695 0.04199 167 130 29 8
3411 You’re sure there is nothing weighing on you? 1.2692 0.04979 130 103 19 8
3412 Sorry for the weighting time. 1.2692 0.04202 156 120 30 6
3413 Sorry, I couldn't quite hear you. Did you say, "This is NOT a metaphor?" 1.2692 0.04979 130 103 19 8
3414 I hope you can help me, Doc; something’s really weighing on me. 1.2692 0.04979 130 103 19 8
3415 Mindfulness meditation is all about just sitting with it, not fighting it Peter 1.2692 0.04979 130 103 19 8
3416 When you said you felt a terrible weight from the past, I assumed you were speaking metaphorically. 1.2690 0.04405 145 112 27 6
3417 Perhaps you should give acupuncture another try. 1.2690 0.04617 145 114 23 8
3418 How long have you been a Saints fan? 1.2690 0.04405 145 112 27 6
3419 Wait on me?" I heard, "weight on me. 1.2690 0.04405 145 112 27 6
3420 That reminds me, my weight loss class is tonight. 1.2690 0.04720 145 115 21 9
3421 That sounds heavy. 1.2689 0.05161 119 94 18 7
3422 Let’s talk about how the weight got ON your chest. 1.2689 0.04877 119 92 22 5
3423 This pressure you've been feeling under--how much would you say is something concrete? 1.2689 0.04877 119 92 22 5
3424 You get used to crushing depression, but it's becoming really difficult to pee. 1.2689 0.05161 119 94 18 7
3425 So, what’s weighing on you now? 1.2688 0.04132 160 123 31 6
3426 That's hard on both of us, Murray. 1.2688 0.04036 160 122 33 5
3427 That should take a load off your mind. 1.2687 0.04757 134 105 22 7
3428 Does this oppressive weight you feel come on suddenly or gradually ? 1.2687 0.04637 134 104 24 6
3429 Wow that's a lot of baggage! 1.2687 0.04637 134 104 24 6
3430 It sounds like you have some weight on your chest. 1.2687 0.04757 134 105 22 7
3431 So, I take it that things are weighing heavily on you today. 1.2687 0.04757 134 105 22 7
3432 Do you feel better since you got this weight off your shoulders? 1.2687 0.04515 134 103 26 5
3433 Time’s up. Would you mind taking that thing with you? 1.2687 0.04757 134 105 22 7
3434 As I see it, you either have an inferiority complex or a two-ton weight sitting on your chest. 1.2687 0.04515 134 103 26 5
3435 We're going to start by weaning you off social media. 1.2685 0.04671 108 81 25 2
3436 Talking about it just hasn't seemed to help yet. 1.2685 0.03999 149 112 34 3
3437 No Margaret, I'm not having a heart attack and I'm pretty sure it's not indigestion 1.2683 0.04628 123 94 25 4
3438 When you're ready Sir, I've got all hour. 1.2683 0.04174 123 91 31 1
3439 At least TRY the pants presser from Hammacher Schlemmer. 1.2683 0.05042 123 97 19 7
3440 This weight you say you feel, would it happen to look like a pyramid with a handle where the peak should be? 1.2682 0.03927 179 138 34 7
3441 Since starting work in the White House, I'm feeling a lot of pressure. 1.2681 0.04661 138 108 23 7
3442 In this case, I think you just need to lighten up. 1.2681 0.04429 138 106 27 5
3443 Obviously you have a lot weighing on you Mr. Coyle; but it’s hard to tell just how much from my perspective. 1.2681 0.04429 138 106 27 5
3444 You will feel lighter after this session ends. 1.2681 0.04429 138 106 27 5
3445 OK, it’s a great weight, but at least it’s not on your shoulders. 1.2681 0.04546 138 107 25 6
3446 Now that the weight is off your shoulders we can commence Step Two 1.2681 0.04429 138 106 27 5
3447 Wait Weight...don't tell me! 1.2681 0.04990 138 111 17 10
3448 You’ll make any excuse not to take out the trash. 1.2681 0.04773 138 109 21 8
3449 You'll have to learn how to get it off your chest if you want anything to improve 1.2681 0.04308 138 105 29 4
3450 So, at this stage in assertiveness training, I invite you to request that I remove the weight. 1.2681 0.04661 138 108 23 7
3451 This way we can measure your progress at the end of each session. 1.2681 0.04661 138 108 23 7
3452 This is a male chastity belt. Now try to cheat on me. 1.2681 0.04773 138 109 21 8
3453 How long have you been feeling this way? 1.2681 0.04546 138 107 25 6
3454 No, the world is heaver than that. 1.2680 0.04448 153 120 25 8
3455 Yeah, but have you seen how much those blankets cost? 1.2680 0.04448 153 120 25 8
3456 Looks like you got some heavy baggage. 1.2680 0.04350 153 119 27 7
3457 It seems we’ll be watching The Bachelor tonight after all. 1.2680 0.04819 153 124 17 12
3458 Can we talk about your weight now? 1.2680 0.04350 153 119 27 7
3459 Well, I have to admit that when people say life is weighing them down, they don't mean it literally. 1.2680 0.03935 153 115 35 3
3460 I've got to get something off my chest. 1.2679 0.05379 112 89 16 7
3461 What is weighing on you today? 1.2679 0.04003 168 129 33 6
3462 Are you repeating a pattern of behavior after you just left your old ball and chain? 1.2677 0.04802 127 99 22 6
3463 I don't remember asking for more cowbell but perhaps id did. 1.2677 0.04930 127 100 20 7
3464 And you're saying you'll reach your goal with one sit-up a year? 1.2677 0.04670 127 98 24 5
3465 I think this goes back to your mother. 1.2677 0.04802 127 99 22 6
3466 Now tell me again, what problems are weighing you down? 1.2676 0.04784 142 113 20 9
3467 Earl? Something you wanna get off your chest? 1.2676 0.04460 142 110 26 6
3468 Is there an issue that weighing on you? 1.2676 0.04679 142 112 22 8
3469 Looks like you've taken on a lot of weight since I saw you last! 1.2676 0.04460 142 110 26 6
3470 How are you holding up? 1.2676 0.04230 142 108 30 4
3471 I'm glad I finally managed to make an appointment with you. Bob and Jeanine said it would be worth the weight. 1.2676 0.04571 142 111 24 7
3472 No, this was not part of my formal training, its a tip I picked up watching the 'Sopranos' 1.2672 0.04311 131 99 29 3
3473 You're not going anywhere tonight, mister. 1.2672 0.04702 131 102 23 6
3474 And what do you think the weight ACTUALLY represents to you? 1.2672 0.04445 131 100 27 4
3475 Talking about your problems should take that weight off your chest. 1.2671 0.04378 146 113 27 6
3476 Yeah man, that's heavy shit. 1.2671 0.04378 146 113 27 6
3477 How does it feel to have gotten the weight off your shoulders now ? 1.2671 0.04888 146 118 17 11
3478 Come back when you have the weight of the world on your shoulders. 1.2671 0.04589 146 115 23 8
3479 Overcompensating?!! Nonsense, Mr. Little, all kinds of my patients wear lampshades on their crotch... 1.2671 0.04378 146 113 27 6
3480 Patience, grasshopper. 1.2671 0.04589 146 115 23 8
3481 Tell me more about this weight you feel 1.2671 0.04378 146 113 27 6
3482 Who said that you can't keep a good man down. 1.2671 0.04295 161 126 27 8
3483 Deflect all you want, but your relationship with your father is still the most pressing issue you have. 1.2667 0.04607 135 105 24 6
3484 I know you've got a lot to get off your chest 1.2667 0.04984 120 94 20 6
3485 Yes, I do feel as if a giant weight is pushing down on me. Why do you ask? 1.2667 0.04841 135 107 20 8
3486 OK. Now I believe you. Who's your trainer? 1.2667 0.03976 150 113 34 3
3487 I recommend that we schedule more regular sessions. 1.2667 0.04841 135 107 20 8
3488 I notice that there are no diplomas on the wall. 1.2667 0.04726 135 106 22 7
3489 Just tell me in a few words 1.2667 0.04195 150 115 30 5
3490 You were wrong when you said I couldn't press your shirts worth s**t. 1.2667 0.04310 165 130 26 9
3491 There's something pretty heavy that I need to get off my chest. You sure you want to hear it? 1.2662 0.04125 154 118 31 5
3492 Why can't you just work out at the gym like everyone else. 1.2662 0.04326 154 120 27 7
3493 So tell me, Mr. Long, what exactly do you want to get off your chest. 1.2662 0.04326 154 120 27 7
3494 I'm hearing 'fatal' and 'broken', but how does this really make you feel? 1.2662 0.04281 139 106 29 4
3495 How does having the weight off your shoulders make you feel? 1.2662 0.04852 139 111 19 9
3496 Look on the bright side: At least it's no longer on your shoulders 1.2662 0.04632 139 109 23 7
3497 Heavyhearted is an understatement. 1.2662 0.04518 139 108 25 6
3498 Turns out my thoughts weren’t irrational. 1.2662 0.04518 139 108 25 6
3499 Might that frustrum be the actual source of your frustration? 1.2662 0.04743 139 110 21 8
3500 My methods are a little unconventional 1.2662 0.04518 139 108 25 6
3501 Do you feel any pain going down your left arm ? 1.2662 0.05062 139 113 15 11
3502 Feel the lightness, Nick. Remember, you're a feather. 1.2662 0.04401 139 107 27 5
3503 So what do you think is weighing you down? 1.2662 0.04632 139 109 23 7
3504 I’ll lift it off if you promise to quit chewing ice. 1.2662 0.04632 139 109 23 7
3505 Tell me Mr. Hamilton, how would you rate your depression on a scale? 1.2661 0.05135 124 99 17 8
3506 Try to imagine that this heavy weight you feel is really a measure of your importance. 1.2661 0.04873 124 97 21 6
3507 And, so what makes you feel as if there’s a heavy weight pressing down on you? 1.2661 0.05135 124 99 17 8
3508 I admire your committment, but you do know that 'permanent press' clothing is widely available? 1.2661 0.04451 124 94 27 3
3509 Take a load off Fanny." Right! So now you got your wish 1.2661 0.04451 124 94 27 3
3510 Have you tried Weight Watchers? 1.2661 0.05135 124 99 17 8
3511 I’ve got a lot to get off my chest 1.2661 0.05777 109 89 11 9
3512 The weight on your chest is supposed to be a metaphor... 1.2661 0.05155 109 85 19 5
3513 No, I can assure you, these pressures are always rooted in childhood experiences. Let's start with your mother... 1.2661 0.04814 109 83 23 3
3514 Can you tell me what has you down? 1.2658 0.04155 158 122 30 6
3515 Stop kvetching. At least it's off your shoulders. 1.2658 0.04155 158 122 30 6
3516 It's not the weight of the world, after all - it's just a two-ton block of concrete. 1.2658 0.04345 158 124 26 8
3517 So now you have a MAN'S excuse for erectile dysfunction! 1.2657 0.04205 143 109 30 4
3518 Well, at least it's off your shoulders. 1.2657 0.04650 143 113 22 8
3519 So let's talk about this feeling that you're under pressure. 1.2657 0.04543 143 112 24 7
3520 Mr. Jones are you entirely certain that its President Trump holding you down? 1.2657 0.04543 143 112 24 7
3521 That's the weight I normally carry on my shoulders! 1.2657 0.04320 143 110 28 5
3522 Actually, the crush you're experiencing is called transference. 1.2657 0.04543 143 112 24 7
3523 My last therapist called it a Flat-Stanley complex. 1.2657 0.04543 143 112 24 7
3524 Have you considered seeing another type of doctor? 1.2657 0.04320 143 110 28 5
3525 Finally, a weight-watchers diet that could really work. 1.2657 0.04433 143 111 26 6
3526 I sense youou need to get something off your chest 1.2656 0.04503 128 98 26 4
3527 Clearly you brought this on yourself. 1.2656 0.04896 128 101 20 7
3528 Usually my patients have a weight on their shoulders. 1.2656 0.04896 128 101 20 7
3529 OK, now breathe out very, very slowly. 1.2656 0.04365 128 97 28 3
3530 Well this has been a load off my mind, but my heart is still heavy. 1.2656 0.04769 128 100 22 6
3531 Our session will culminate in a literal weight being lifted. 1.2656 0.04896 128 101 20 7
3532 And to think, my mother thought I would not be able to control your wild side. 1.2655 0.05336 113 90 16 7
3533 This weighted blanket craze is getting ridiculous. 1.2654 0.04088 162 125 31 6
3534 Y’know, I hadn’t noticed it until you brought it up, Doc. 1.2653 0.04458 147 115 25 7
3535 You’re problem is that you’ve been waiting to exhale. 1.2653 0.04352 147 114 27 6
3536 Have you considered losing some weight? 1.2653 0.04352 147 114 27 6
3537 Children can be mean , when did they start calling you dumbbell? 1.2653 0.04458 147 115 25 7
3538 Stop complaining. Atlas had the world on his shoulders. At least you get to lie down. 1.2652 0.04545 132 102 25 5
3539 You should see me when I’m depressed. 1.2652 0.04670 132 103 23 6
3540 Sometimes, Mr. Jerome, I wish you would just stop complaining. 1.2652 0.04670 132 103 23 6
3541 Despite the bariatric surgery, I still feel like I weigh a ton 1.2652 0.04670 132 103 23 6
3542 Mr. Mason, the pressures weighing on you are only in your mind. 1.2652 0.04793 132 104 21 7
3543 Since my couch is not destroyed, the weight you carry must be metaphorical. 1.2652 0.04793 132 104 21 7
3544 It's the only weighted blanket that helps me cope with the news nowadays. 1.2652 0.04416 132 101 27 4
3545 Why can't I just have extra baggage like my friends? 1.2652 0.04283 132 100 29 3
3546 Have you considered if it’s all just psychosomatic? 1.2652 0.05142 132 107 15 10
3547 I can see that something's been weighing heavily on you 1.2651 0.04113 166 129 30 7
3548 I feel a bit lightheaded. 1.2650 0.05206 117 93 17 7
3549 Mr. Adler if you continue to believe it only hurts when you laugh you are not going to make any progress. 1.2649 0.04064 151 115 32 4
3550 Yes, but it's important for YOU to know how you feel. 1.2649 0.04064 151 115 32 4
3551 Have you considered that your obsession with fixing your hunched posture may be... unhealthy? 1.2649 0.04477 151 119 24 8
3552 I think you need to lose weight." 1.2649 0.04575 151 120 22 9
3553 You told me last week NOT to carry the weight on my shoulders so.... 1.2649 0.04670 151 121 20 10
3554 You say that you feel the weight of the world is on you. How much does it weigh? 1.2647 0.04577 136 106 24 6
3555 I can also refer you to a great chiropractor if you need." 1.2647 0.04457 136 105 26 5
3556 So , tell me about this weight you've been carrying around. 1.2647 0.04205 136 103 30 3
3557 I think we'll need more time get that thing off your chest. 1.2647 0.04577 136 106 24 6
3558 It sounds like you have a ton of troubles. 1.2647 0.04577 136 106 24 6
3559 I find that prop comics are the easiest patients to diagnose. 1.2647 0.04457 136 105 26 5
3560 So it's not really 'a ton of bricks' you're feeling. 1.2647 0.04457 136 105 26 5
3561 We all have to bear our weight, Herman. 1.2647 0.04333 136 104 28 4
3562 You keep talking about the weight of the world, but all I see is your narcissism. 1.2647 0.04577 136 106 24 6
3563 Now that you got the weight of the world off of your shoulders, let's get something off your chest. 1.2645 0.04397 155 122 25 8
3564 For the last time, you're not in the sunken place, you just have a two-ton weight on top of you. 1.2645 0.05084 121 96 18 7
3565 Most of my clients bear the weight of the world; you got off lucky. 1.2645 0.04947 121 95 20 6
3566 So, is there anything you'd like to get off your chest? And, er, um, legs? 1.2645 0.04510 121 92 26 3
3567 When your hour is up, you will find that feeling of lightness was worth the wait. 1.2643 0.04254 140 107 29 4
3568 I don't see why you feel oppressed. 1.2643 0.04602 140 110 23 7
3569 I can see you're weighed down with a lot of stuff. Let's talk. 1.2643 0.04713 140 111 21 8
3570 If you would just tell me what's weighing on you I might be able to help 1.2643 0.04602 140 110 23 7
3571 I just need to get something off my chest. 1.2643 0.04602 140 110 23 7
3572 You have to learn to unburden yourself Mr. Jones. 1.2642 0.04035 159 122 32 5
3573 I see you have a pressing engagement today. 1.2640 0.04703 125 97 23 5
3574 C'mon now. Tell me about something that's REALLY bothering you. 1.2640 0.04970 125 99 19 7
3575 Let me get this off my chest! 1.2640 0.04839 125 98 21 6
3576 Now. Let's get back to your mother. 1.2640 0.04970 125 99 19 7
3577 No, seriously...a little help? 1.2640 0.04564 125 96 25 4
3578 On a scale of one to ten: How relieved do you feel now? 1.2640 0.04839 125 98 21 6
3579 It’s a CBD Stone. You should start feeling relaxed any minute now. 1.2640 0.04839 125 98 21 6
3580 Talking about it will get that weight off your chest 1.2639 0.04180 144 110 30 4
3581 Unfortunately my area of expertise is in lifting metaphorical weights from my patients. 1.2639 0.04406 144 112 26 6
3582 What is weighing you down more? This or your mother’s guilt? 1.2639 0.04725 144 115 20 9
3583 So, what's been going well? 1.2639 0.04294 144 111 28 5
3584 It could be heavier you know 1.2636 0.05274 110 87 17 6
3585 Blah, blah, blah...how about hiring...oh, I don't know...a crane?" 1.2636 0.04336 129 98 28 3
3586 Sorry, it’s not a good time for a bathroom break. 1.2636 0.04736 129 101 22 6
3587 It’s something new we’re trying called the ‘Panini Protocol.’ 1.2636 0.05105 129 104 16 9
3588 This sibling rivalry with Sisyphus is the key to your angst. 1.2636 0.04736 129 101 22 6
3589 You seem really depressed. 1.2636 0.04736 129 101 22 6
3590 Listen doc, I've been meaning to get this off my chest... 1.2636 0.04607 129 100 24 5
3591 Im sorry Mr. Smith, but I only deal with psychological weight. 1.2635 0.04431 148 116 25 7
3592 So, Fred, you googled how to remove a great weight and my website was listed first? 1.2635 0.04534 148 117 23 8
3593 Next you'll be telling me you're having a heart attack 1.2635 0.04829 148 120 17 11
3594 I’m afraid I’m more of a weight-on-your-shoulders specialist. 1.2635 0.04219 148 114 29 5
3595 Look at it this way: at least you have all that pressure off your back. 1.2635 0.04326 148 115 27 6
3596 I would suggest wearing it like a badge of honor. 1.2635 0.04431 148 116 25 7
3597 Well, it's good that your head is clear 1.2635 0.04219 148 114 29 5
3598 It probably all in you head. 1.2632 0.04761 133 105 21 7
3599 It's as if I have a weight on my chest. 1.2632 0.04994 133 107 17 9
3600 I think this session will get a ton off your chest. 1.2632 0.03931 152 115 34 3
3601 You seem unresponsive! Would you like to weigh in? 1.2632 0.04255 133 101 29 3
3602 Oppression or depression, either way I'd say about five hundred pounds. 1.2632 0.04994 133 107 17 9
3603 I thought we’d role play with you carrying the weight of the world. 1.2632 0.04112 171 134 29 8
3604 Sorry for the weight. 1.2632 0.04879 133 106 19 8
3605 I've just been under a lot of pressure at work lately. 1.2632 0.04879 133 106 19 8
3606 Bob, everyone feels the weight of their problems. Get over it. 1.2632 0.04147 152 117 30 5
3607 Go on... how long have you had this compulsion to act out every metaphor as a literal reality? 1.2632 0.04761 133 105 21 7
3608 My problems are really weighing me down. 1.2632 0.04761 133 105 21 7
3609 I suppose this is preferable to being weighed down by life's problems. 1.2632 0.04387 133 102 27 4
3610 I see you've had some unfortunate regression since our last meeting 1.2632 0.04640 133 104 23 6
3611 You may be laboring under more than just a black cloud 1.2632 0.04515 133 103 25 5
3612 If the floating continues, we’ll add more weight 1.2628 0.04665 137 108 22 7
3613 So,can you describe this weight on your chest? 1.2628 0.04665 137 108 22 7
3614 I'm sorry, Mr. Stephens, but it will take several more sessions before we can even begin to remove this so-called "weight of the world." 1.2628 0.04428 137 106 26 5
3615 So, what's this weight that you're concerned about? 1.2628 0.04428 137 106 26 5
3616 “Permanent press” 1.2628 0.04306 137 105 28 4
3617 Sorry, I didn't quite get that. Take a deep breath and try again. 1.2628 0.04778 137 109 20 8
3618 Yes, it is off of your shoulders. 1.2628 0.04548 137 107 24 6
3619 When you started therapy you felt the weight of the world on your shoulders. So this is great progress. 1.2628 0.04998 137 111 16 10
3620 Is it more like “of the world” or just heavy? 1.2628 0.04548 137 107 24 6
3621 Wow, that's heavy stuff. 1.2628 0.04665 137 108 22 7
3622 Try using your words this time. 1.2627 0.04878 118 92 21 5
3623 Stop whining, it could have been tied around your neck. 1.2627 0.04728 118 91 23 4
3624 When did you first begin to feel congested? 1.2624 0.04461 141 110 25 6
3625 Let’s look at the positive side, you can legitimately say you no longer feel that you are carrying the weight of the world on your shoulders. 1.2624 0.04461 141 110 25 6
3626 Ah, I see you need to get something off your chest. 1.2624 0.04574 141 111 23 7
3627 Then she said how could you wear that....are you listening to me? 1.2624 0.04790 141 113 19 9
3628 There's usually a wait before the anti-depressant kicks in. 1.2624 0.04461 141 110 25 6
3629 No, it's not a metaphor. 1.2624 0.04461 141 110 25 6
3630 I could be wrong, but it appears that you have a lot to get off your chest. 1.2624 0.04228 141 108 29 4
3631 This is only way to truly mitigate your toxic masculinity. 1.2624 0.04346 141 109 27 5
3632 I’d love to get this off my chest, but that’s too cliche. 1.2623 0.04771 122 95 22 5
3633 Well, it's better than having a monkey on your back. 1.2623 0.04911 122 96 20 6
3634 I am a psychologist. You need a psychiatrist. 1.2623 0.04627 122 94 24 4
3635 This is not what I had in mind when I said you should try out one of those weighted blankets 1.2623 0.04478 122 93 26 3
3636 So, do you feel you have better control of your sex addiction now? 1.2623 0.04627 122 94 24 4
3637 Well don’t just lay there. Do something 1.2621 0.03917 145 109 34 2
3638 Hey, do you have the remote? 1.2621 0.04268 145 112 28 5
3639 Mr. Jones, you know you're supposed to leave that in the weighting room. 1.2621 0.04593 145 115 22 8
3640 Look at this way: at least the weight of the world isn't on your shoulders... 1.2619 0.05062 126 101 17 8
3641 Looks like you’re making progress. I see you’re no longer carrying the weight of the world on your shoulders. 1.2619 0.04805 126 99 21 6
3642 Do you have anything else i can use as a blanket 1.2619 0.04935 126 100 19 7
3643 As a matter of fact, I have had trouble sleeping lately. 1.2619 0.04157 168 132 28 8
3644 Marv, what are you thinking about? 1.2619 0.04533 126 97 25 4
3645 I think the real problem is your relationship with your mother. 1.2617 0.04301 149 116 27 6
3646 I'd like to get something of my chest. 1.2617 0.04405 149 117 25 7
3647 I usually assist with existential weight 1.2615 0.04575 130 101 24 5
3648 First,you have to choose to lighten up. 1.2615 0.04704 130 102 22 6
3649 I know, but I can only solve figurative problems. 1.2615 0.04443 130 100 26 4
3650 I saw on QVC, it's now available in a blanket for $29.95. 1.2615 0.04575 130 101 24 5
3651 I assure you, you're not the only one. 1.2615 0.04575 130 101 24 5
3652 Evidently Carl, you don't feel as if the weight is entirely metaphorical. 1.2615 0.04829 130 103 20 7
3653 No seriously, you do have a 500 lb weight on you. 1.2615 0.04443 130 100 26 4
3654 I hate to press you on this issue, but... 1.2615 0.04443 130 100 26 4
3655 So, have you thought of Weight Watchers? 1.2615 0.04443 130 100 26 4
3656 Typically, individuals come here with figurative weight on their chest, but I may be able to get you in with an engineer this week. 1.2614 0.04798 153 125 16 12
3657 Why do you think YOU carry the weight of the world? 1.2614 0.04425 153 121 24 8
3658 I'm learning that you are a very literal person, George. 1.2614 0.04425 153 121 24 8
3659 I get it, but what is weighing on your mind today? 1.2612 0.04609 134 105 23 6
3660 When "How does that make you feel?" is a rhetorical question. 1.2612 0.04609 134 105 23 6
3661 Now I understand the weight of the situation 1.2612 0.04486 134 104 25 5
3662 Did you even consider Pilates? 1.2612 0.04609 134 105 23 6
3663 I would like to note that I had something very different in mind when you described your "crippling depression" over the phone. 1.2612 0.04729 134 106 21 7
3664 Why do I feel like I'm carrying a 2-ton weight around with me all the time? 1.2612 0.04359 134 103 27 4
3665 Of course,I'll tie your shoes,dear ! 1.2612 0.04486 134 104 25 5
3666 Mind if we wrap up early? I'm a little pressed for time... 1.2612 0.04609 134 105 23 6
3667 You must understand; it's not about the weight. 1.2612 0.04486 134 104 25 5
3668 I don't think I can help you......it IS a heavy weight on your chest. 1.2612 0.04359 134 103 27 4
3669 I can't explain it Doc...but something is weighing on me! 1.2612 0.04846 134 107 19 8
3670 You appear to be in a deep compression. 1.2612 0.04729 134 106 21 7
3671 Feel free to get up and grab yourself a cup of coffee. 1.2612 0.04609 134 105 23 6
3672 All pressing issues are relative! 1.2609 0.04519 138 108 24 6
3673 Well, at least we got the weight off your shoulders. 1.2609 0.04519 138 108 24 6
3674 For the last time, I’m a physiatrist, not a Jedi! 1.2609 0.04636 115 88 24 3
3675 Yeah, that is depressing. 1.2609 0.04636 115 88 24 3
3676 If I could find an appropriate metaphor 1.2609 0.04747 138 110 20 8
3677 You're sure this is a common exercise in sex therapy? 1.2609 0.04635 138 109 22 7
3678 So, what's been stressing you out lately? 1.2609 0.04519 138 108 24 6
3679 Now do you believe the warranty that the mattress is sag proof! 1.2609 0.04519 138 108 24 6
3680 All RIGHT already! I’ll SAY it: Pilates strengthens your CORE! Now, can we go EAT? 1.2609 0.05106 115 91 18 6
3681 Why is it whenever I ask you to do one little thing for me around the house you play the 'I've got a ton of work' card? 1.2609 0.04747 138 110 20 8
3682 Yes, it is necessary to make the matress conform to your body. 1.2606 0.04545 142 112 23 7
3683 Your difficulty with achieving erection might or might not be a side effect of the anti-depressants.” 1.2606 0.04654 142 113 21 8
3684 Do you see any reason to have hope? 1.2606 0.04434 142 111 25 6
3685 These feelings of 'crushing weight' could be due to an actual crushing weight... but let's return to your relationship with your father. 1.2606 0.04545 142 112 23 7
3686 If you were to use the true scientific method you would see that I am under a lot of pressure. 1.2606 0.04545 142 112 23 7
3687 After ten years of therapy, I finally felt ready to unburden myself. 1.2606 0.04654 142 113 21 8
3688 My hope is that by the end of our time together today, you will feel as though a weight has been lifted off your chest. 1.2606 0.04760 142 114 19 9
3689 How long have you had this fear of losing your wallet? 1.2605 0.04693 119 92 23 4
3690 So, Kevin, in our last session you were explaining that you believed your mother had replaced your anvil. How did that make you feel? 1.2605 0.04987 119 94 19 6
3691 Its your imagination Steve, not the weight of the world, let's move on 1.2603 0.04130 146 112 30 4
3692 Cheer up. It’s not the weight of the world. 1.2603 0.04353 146 114 26 6
3693 I'm glad you came to see me to get this off your chest. 1.2603 0.04667 146 117 20 9
3694 Well, conceptually I get the Weighting For Godot allusion 1.2603 0.04353 146 114 26 6
3695 Your time is up this week. Also, I'm going to have to bill you for a new couch. 1.2603 0.04130 146 112 30 4
3696 ...and as you surrender the need to rudely answer your texts during our sessions, the weight will be lifted from you. 1.2602 0.04737 123 96 22 5
3697 Before we get started, there's something I want to get off my chest. 1.2602 0.04876 123 97 20 6
3698 So you feel literally paralyzed? 1.2602 0.04737 123 96 22 5
3699 You're imagining things. 1.2602 0.04876 123 97 20 6
3700 So, exactly how well did you know Roger Stone? 1.2600 0.04579 150 120 21 9
3701 My first recommendation would be to give CrossFit a rest until our next session. 1.2600 0.04379 150 118 25 7
3702 No, I cannot get the remote, Harold; my cankles are swollen. What's wrong, is your leg broken? 1.2600 0.04276 150 117 27 6
3703 So you say you feel a lot of pressure... 1.2600 0.04061 150 115 31 4
3704 You say your mother is moving in when? 1.2598 0.04638 127 99 23 5
3705 Classical case of compression leading to depression. 1.2598 0.04360 127 97 27 3
3706 Atlas shrugged his problems off and you can too. 1.2598 0.04360 127 97 27 3
3707 I understand that your wife dropped it on you, but the issue is the weight, not her. 1.2597 0.04202 154 120 28 6
3708 So, you say your suffering from crushing defeat? 1.2597 0.04495 154 123 22 9
3709 Well, at least it takes the weight off your shoulders. 1.2597 0.04302 154 121 26 7
3710 Reframing may not be the best strategy here. 1.2597 0.04100 154 119 30 5
3711 It all started when my wife bought me the Gravity Blanket. 1.2597 0.04400 154 122 24 8
3712 Our promise to our clients is to take a load off their chest after every consultation. 1.2595 0.04672 131 103 22 6
3713 I’m listening, Marvin. I sense you have sometjing to get off your chest. 1.2595 0.04414 131 101 26 4
3714 Don’t worry. It will only take a few days to straighten you out. 1.2595 0.04545 131 102 24 5
3715 Take deep breaths. 1.2595 0.04545 131 102 24 5
3716 Don’t worry, it’s hollow 1.2595 0.04672 131 103 22 6
3717 Next time use your legs when lifting. 1.2595 0.04672 131 103 22 6
3718 Perhaps if you switched to a high fiber, reduced gluten diet you'd feel differently. 1.2595 0.05035 131 106 16 9
3719 I don’t care. It’s still your turn to cook. 1.2595 0.04132 158 123 29 6
3720 It’s time for you to get over the idea that it’s the weight of the world that’s holding you down. 1.2593 0.05483 108 87 14 7
3721 Since you recognize your problem we can move to the next step 1.2593 0.04331 135 104 27 4
3722 So where do you think this feeling that you're 'weighted down' comes from? 1.2593 0.04201 135 103 29 3
3723 Let's go over your hatred for this "Bugs Bunny" person. 1.2593 0.04579 135 106 23 6
3724 Doctor, I don't know why, but I feel like the weight of the world is on me. 1.2593 0.04427 162 130 22 10
3725 So, what's weighing on you this week? 1.2593 0.04814 135 108 19 8
3726 Perhaps you've been underestimating the weight of your problems. 1.2590 0.03909 166 128 33 5
3727 You need to be completely honest with me if you want to get that off your chest. 1.2590 0.04373 139 108 26 5
3728 Sorry Marvin...you don't get up until you promise to shave.. 1.2590 0.04717 139 111 20 8
3729 So are you going to offer tea or do I have to get it myself. 1.2590 0.04717 139 111 20 8
3730 Carrying it all on your shoulders isn’t that bad after all, huh? 1.2590 0.04127 139 106 30 3
3731 And your mother was a weight lifter? 1.2590 0.04933 139 113 16 10
3732 You don't like that? That's how it feels when your parents come to visit. 1.2590 0.04373 139 108 26 5
3733 There may be a better way to flatter abs. 1.2589 0.04528 112 85 25 2
3734 Most of my patients say it's highly effective in alleviating anxiety ... and it won't cause dry mouth. 1.2589 0.04347 112 84 27 1
3735 I think your SlimFast program is harder than mine. 1.2587 0.04730 143 115 19 9
3736 Well, the weight’s off my shoulders... 1.2587 0.04177 143 110 29 4
3737 Once you get everything off your chest, you'll feel like a new man! 1.2587 0.04057 143 109 31 3
3738 I really think you need to see a doctor if your erection has lasted more than four hours. 1.2586 0.05492 116 95 12 9
3739 I believe you made the point about being under pressure well enough in last week's session. Which makes this what we call a 'micro-aggression.' 1.2586 0.05066 116 92 18 6
3740 In pressure therapy, the weighting is the hardest part. 1.2585 0.04327 147 115 26 6
3741 Ever since voting for Trump I've felt this weight on my shoulders. 1.2585 0.04537 147 117 22 8
3742 We need to talk about this focus on your weight 1.2585 0.04638 147 118 20 9
3743 "Think positively, John; if you still had that monkey on your back, this could have been devastating." 1.2585 0.04738 147 119 18 10
3744 And now let your imagination fly 1.2585 0.04106 147 113 30 4
3745 Aren't you ready to sign our divorce paper yet? 1.2583 0.04146 151 117 29 5
3746 Despite your precautions and denial, gravity is real, John. 1.2583 0.04038 151 116 31 4
3747 My Crossfit instructor says it's great for strengthening my core. 1.2583 0.04146 151 117 29 5
3748 So, how does it feel to have that big weight off your shoulders? 1.2581 0.04469 155 124 22 9
3749 The weight of the world, tell me more. 1.2581 0.04704 124 97 22 5
3750 Well, in fact, I might not be able to eleviate the weight you are bearing....and your session has ended. 1.2581 0.04562 124 96 24 4
3751 This isn't what I meant when I said I was depressed. 1.2581 0.04653 155 126 18 11
3752 How long has your mother-in-law been living with you? 1.2579 0.04110 159 124 29 6
3753 You said you were feeling light headed? 1.2578 0.04331 128 98 27 3
3754 I see a weight has been lifted off your shoulders. 1.2578 0.04866 128 102 19 7
3755 Now, remember this feeling next time you feel like hyperbolizing... 1.2578 0.04471 128 99 25 4
3756 Just get used to it. 1.2578 0.04606 128 100 23 5
3757 Maybe you could try intermittent fasting. 1.2578 0.04738 128 101 21 6
3758 I understand the weight you're feeling, but let's bring it back into the room. 1.2578 0.04606 128 100 23 5
3759 Just relax - it's "Tom Petty Therapy." The weighting is the hardest part. 1.2578 0.04738 128 101 21 6
3760 I don't think you should take any of this lightly 1.2578 0.04606 128 100 23 5
3761 Unfortunately, we’re out of time. Next week we’ll try to get down to 50 tons. 1.2578 0.04471 128 99 25 4
3762 I think there has to be a better way of getting rid of your beer belly.... 1.2578 0.04738 128 101 21 6
3763 George, I think you just don't understand the pressures I face. 1.2578 0.04991 128 103 17 8
3764 Okay, lets see if we can get past what is weighing you down... 1.2576 0.04515 132 103 24 5
3765 I have a sense that something is weighing on you. 1.2576 0.04515 132 103 24 5
3766 So you think the weight of the world is on you? Let's explore that. 1.2576 0.04385 132 102 26 4
3767 Why so flat today? 1.2576 0.04641 132 104 22 6
3768 Even though my specialty is sex addiction -- your case is unique. 1.2576 0.04884 132 106 18 8
3769 I really shouldn't have taken that Viagra. 1.2576 0.04764 132 105 20 7
3770 When I said 'Waiting to Exhale' was sexy, I meant the movie. 1.2576 0.04515 132 103 24 5
3771 It’s good to see that gorilla’s off your back. 1.2576 0.04385 132 102 26 4
3772 Tell me about this coyote. 1.2576 0.04764 132 105 20 7
3773 Tell me where it hurts" 1.2576 0.04641 132 104 22 6
3774 What does that heavy weight signify to you? 1.2576 0.04884 132 106 18 8
3775 Talking about it can help. 1.2576 0.04641 132 104 22 6
3776 This should rein in your fantasy life. 1.2576 0.04641 132 104 22 6
3777 You're always worrying about the warning signs for heart attack. 1.2575 0.04244 167 133 25 9
3778 I think we should call 911 1.2574 0.04782 136 109 19 8
3779 I'm sorry, Mr. Rogers. I can't see a thing. 1.2574 0.04303 136 105 27 4
3780 I can see you're carrying a lot of weight, but how do you feel about that? 1.2574 0.04303 136 105 27 4
3781 On the bright side it is only one trillionth the weight of the world. 1.2574 0.04428 136 106 25 5
3782 So what's been weighing you down lately? 1.2574 0.04549 136 107 23 6
3783 My suggestion was W-A-I-T-I-N-G! 1.2574 0.04549 136 107 23 6
3784 I promised to help you with your core issues. 1.2574 0.04428 136 106 25 5
3785 Unfortunately we're no closer to figuring out what's weighing you down. 1.2574 0.04428 136 106 25 5
3786 Well, the weight is no longer on your shoulder. 1.2574 0.04782 136 109 19 8
3787 Since when have you had these thoughts weighing you down? 1.2574 0.04428 136 106 25 5
3788 Apart from that, you need a shave, too. 1.2571 0.04345 140 109 26 5
3789 Some cases require more than just talk therapy. 1.2571 0.04462 140 110 24 6
3790 I think the more useful question might be, why do "you" think you feel as if you have a giant weight on your chest? 1.2571 0.04576 140 111 22 7
3791 Do you think that others have noticed the burden that you're carrying? 1.2571 0.04576 140 111 22 7
3792 Just begin at the beginning, and we'll see if we can't get that weight off your chest. 1.2571 0.04462 140 110 24 6
3793 Sorry. That's my new session timer. 1.2571 0.04687 140 112 20 8
3794 Is there anything you would like to discuss or continue from last week 1.2571 0.04462 140 110 24 6
3795 I appreciate the visual, but next appointment, no need to bring in your weight of the world. 1.2571 0.04576 140 111 22 7
3796 I think you would be happier if you lost some weight. 1.2569 0.04489 144 114 23 7
3797 Has anything in particular been weighing on you recently? 1.2569 0.04152 144 111 29 4
3798 Your 10 minutes is up. 1.2569 0.04379 144 113 25 6
3799 Ok Doc, “the weight is off my shoulders but my groin is in agony. 1.2569 0.04903 144 118 15 11
3800 I think we've found the cornerstone of your problems. 1.2568 0.04082 148 114 30 4
3801 My expertise is more in the metaphorical version of this, but let’s talk about your father anway. 1.2568 0.04510 148 118 22 8
3802 Cymbalta can help. 1.2566 0.05301 113 91 15 7
3803 Why yes, I studied at Monty Python University! 1.2564 0.04444 156 125 22 9
3804 It’s totally normal for someone in your condition to feel like you have the weight of the world on your shoulders. 1.2564 0.04879 117 92 20 5
3805 What seems to be weighing on you? 1.2564 0.04403 117 89 26 2
3806 Well, Saltpeter didn’t seem to work. 1.2564 0.05172 117 94 16 7
3807 Have you ben feeling weighed down recently? 1.2562 0.04771 121 95 21 5
3808 It's not the weight of the world, you're being a little dramatic. 1.2560 0.04385 125 96 26 3
3809 John, you mentioned you were feeling weighed down? 1.2560 0.04806 125 99 20 6
3810 Does that help you feel that all the weight no longer falls solely on your shoulders? 1.2560 0.04670 125 98 22 5
3811 Now, what seems to be weighing on you? 1.2560 0.04806 125 99 20 6
3812 Stan, It's not the weight of the world, it's not even the weight of the weight. You have a paper mache sculpture of a weight on top of you. 1.2560 0.04670 125 98 22 5
3813 'It's not exactly the weight of the world Mr. Thompson. That's much heavier. However there is a few thousand dollars worth here. So let's begin with this and work are way up.' 1.2560 0.04939 125 100 18 7
3814 You say the weight still gives you anxiety, but you haven't even tried the breathing exercises I gave you last week. 1.2558 0.04575 129 101 23 5
3815 Sorry about the weight. 1.2558 0.05077 129 105 15 9
3816 What's your job in the government? 1.2558 0.04440 129 100 25 4
3817 I'm glad you made this appointment, Mr. Jenkins. You clearly do need to get something off your chest. 1.2558 0.04575 129 101 23 5
3818 I’m only telling you one more time . . . Lighten up, or this marriage is over. 1.2558 0.04832 129 103 19 7
3819 And why do you blame your mother? 1.2556 0.04610 133 105 22 6
3820 How's that pyramid scheme working out for you Fred? 1.2556 0.04610 133 105 22 6
3821 So when did you start having this feeling that you carry the weight of the world? 1.2556 0.04356 133 103 26 4
3822 Do what you're always telling me to do--shrug it off." 1.2556 0.04485 133 104 24 5
3823 Well, its a weighty problem, all right. 1.2556 0.04485 133 104 24 5
3824 Sometimes I just feel weighed down. 1.2556 0.04610 133 105 22 6
3825 And how does your partner feel about the weight you've gained? 1.2556 0.04851 133 107 18 8
3826 Well, there's always the possibility of a 'presidential pardon'. 1.2556 0.04356 133 103 26 4
3827 I understand. But the session's over and there's someone waiting for your place. 1.2556 0.04610 133 105 22 6
3828 First let’s work on your anger management, then we’ll get to getting the weight off your chest 1.2555 0.04751 137 110 19 8
3829 You think that’s a heavy burden??? Just wait until you get my bill!” Vince Creo, Madison , N.J. 1.2555 0.04751 137 110 19 8
3830 It may not be the weight of the world, but it sure as hell feels like it. 1.2555 0.04637 137 109 21 7
3831 Moved on from the weight of the world, have we? 1.2555 0.04275 137 106 27 4
3832 I may not have helped you completely, but at least now the weight is off your shoulders. 1.2555 0.04520 137 108 23 6
3833 Too much weight on the shoulders I can treat. Too much pressure on the chest I refer to the ER. But this has me stumped. 1.2555 0.04520 137 108 23 6
3834 I thought you meant “ WAIT 1.2555 0.04751 137 110 19 8
3835 So how's your relationship with your mother? 1.2553 0.04657 141 113 20 8
3836 Your mother is in there somewhere... 1.2553 0.04870 141 115 16 10
3837 I don’t want to pressure you to tell me the truth. 1.2553 0.04764 141 114 18 9
3838 I came here to get a load off my chest. 1.2553 0.04434 141 111 24 6
3839 No worry, I see a lot of this. It's just the weight of current reality. 1.2553 0.04434 141 111 24 6
3840 They call it “The pilates of psychoanalysis.” 1.2553 0.04434 141 111 24 6
3841 Yes, I understand that you feel you’re carrying the weight of the world. I don’t need a real life demonstration. 1.2552 0.04567 145 116 21 8
3842 I'm not here to help you. I'm here to help you help yourself. 1.2552 0.04353 145 114 25 6
3843 Let's pick a metaphor that's appropriate for your fitness level. 1.2552 0.04567 145 116 21 8
3844 Have you come to take a load off? 1.2552 0.04241 145 113 27 5
3845 It's just your imagination. 1.2552 0.04671 145 117 19 9
3846 I have a ton of stuff weighing on me too, 1.2552 0.04567 145 116 21 8
3847 Sorry for all the jokes earlier - just trying to keep things light. 1.2550 0.04483 149 119 22 8
3848 But is it really the weight of the world? 1.2550 0.04483 149 119 22 8
3849 That extra weight is unattractive 1.2550 0.04483 149 119 22 8
3850 Yes Honey, you do have a weight to bear. But you still need to take out the trash. 1.2550 0.04380 149 118 24 7
3851 Now close your eyes and imagine you can take three...long...deep... breaths. 1.2550 0.04483 149 119 22 8
3852 It represents the guilt you will feel if you are late again in paying my bill. 1.2550 0.04680 149 121 18 10
3853 I need to lose weight. 1.2550 0.04168 149 116 28 5
3854 I told you to put more than one x on her Mother’s Day card. 1.2550 0.04275 149 117 26 6
3855 You know, Brian, you’re not the only one who has a ton of work pressing down on him. 1.2549 0.03992 153 118 31 4
3856 For heavier burdens, I charge by the pound. 1.2544 0.04795 114 89 21 4
3857 Perhaps that sensation of a big weight pressing you down isn't just a metaphor. 1.2544 0.04955 114 90 19 5
3858 She ain’t heavy. She’s my mother. 1.2544 0.05546 114 94 11 9
3859 Let's try doubling your dose of Viagra. 1.2544 0.04631 114 88 23 3
3860 I can see you have quite a load to stomach... How long have you been carrying this extra weight around? 1.2544 0.05109 114 91 17 6
3861 You came to me to lift a weight off your shoulders. Mission accomplished. 1.2544 0.05404 114 93 13 8
3862 Usually, I recommend exercise. 1.2542 0.04842 118 93 20 5
3863 It’s like I woke up and a weight had not been lifted off me. 1.2542 0.04990 118 94 18 6
3864 I am pleased to see that the weight has been lifted off of your shoulders. 1.2542 0.04842 118 93 20 5
3865 It's not going to work. You need to cut back on the pasta and beer. 1.2541 0.04737 122 96 21 5
3866 I suggest that the first thing you should do is join a Weight Watchers . 1.2540 0.04772 126 100 20 6
3867 I want to get something off my chest 1.2540 0.05032 126 102 16 8
3868 Let’s be clear. It’s not literally the weight of the world on your shoulders. 1.2540 0.04904 126 101 18 7
3869 So was this what you meant when you said you had some weighty matters to discuss? 1.2540 0.05032 126 102 16 8
3870 You're going to need more help than just mine to get that weight off your chest. 1.2540 0.04499 126 98 24 4
3871 Remember to try to breathe. 1.2540 0.04499 126 98 24 4
3872 Focus on the positive - we've cleared your mind. 1.2538 0.04673 130 103 21 6
3873 And how do you feel now it's off your shoulders? 1.2538 0.04922 130 105 17 8
3874 Let’s dig deeper — I’m sure this is about dreams somehow. 1.2538 0.04544 130 102 23 5
3875 And you say it was your mother who put you under all the pressure? 1.2538 0.04544 130 102 23 5
3876 It's Gestalt therapy with props. 1.2538 0.04544 130 102 23 5
3877 You really need to take responsibility and stop blaming your parents. 1.2538 0.04673 130 103 21 6
3878 Could be worse...it could be on your shoulders. 1.2538 0.04411 130 101 25 4
3879 You're clearly carrying a tremendous weight. 1.2538 0.04544 130 102 23 5
3880 Please don't press me on the matter. 1.2538 0.04799 130 104 19 7
3881 So, you said that you see the ho but not the heave? 1.2538 0.04411 130 101 25 4
3882 Why do you always want to talk about heavy pressing issues? 1.2537 0.04579 134 106 22 6
3883 I’m pretty sure that I mentioned only helping to get a load off your mind. 1.2537 0.04327 134 104 26 4
3884 So,I understand that you want to get some weight off your chest. 1.2537 0.04700 134 107 20 7
3885 No. your pressure tactic feels very real. 1.2537 0.04060 134 102 30 2
3886 You said you've tried Viagra, yes? 1.2537 0.04818 134 108 18 8
3887 Have you considered religion? 1.2537 0.04700 134 107 20 7
3888 Enough already, get it off your chest! 1.2537 0.04455 134 105 24 5
3889 Now, about last month's past due invoice. 1.2537 0.04327 134 104 26 4
3890 I think with a bit more positive thinking you'll be able to get this weight off your chest 1.2536 0.04371 138 108 25 5
3891 Our sessions have really succceeded in getting that weight off your shoulders. 1.2536 0.04371 138 108 25 5
3892 For some reason I’ve been feeling depressed. 1.2536 0.04607 138 110 21 7
3893 Your turn to stare at the glass ceiling. 1.2536 0.04248 138 107 27 4
3894 I didn't say you'll have to wait. I said you'll have a weight. 1.2536 0.04491 138 109 23 6
3895 No, no. They say the feeling of the weight of an elephant is a heart attack. This is more rhino-like, I should be fine. 1.2536 0.03992 138 105 31 2
3896 You could have just said I talk too much. 1.2536 0.04371 138 108 25 5
3897 yes, we can get that weight off your chest. 1.2536 0.04122 138 106 29 3
3898 Sorry. I'm here to take the weight off your mind. 1.2536 0.05045 138 114 13 11
3899 Sorry about the weight time. 1.2536 0.04607 138 110 21 7
3900 Sounds like you’re making excuses again. 1.2536 0.04122 138 106 29 3
3901 Yes, yes. Everyone is always complaining to me about the weight they carry for their family. What makes you so special? 1.2536 0.04491 138 109 23 6
3902 At least it’s not just on your shoulders. 1.2535 0.04291 142 111 26 5
3903 I'm sorry, are you really depressed? Or just pressed? 1.2535 0.04518 142 113 22 7
3904 Mr. Smith, tell me more about your wife. 1.2535 0.04518 142 113 22 7
3905 I can only help with the psychological weight you carry! 1.2535 0.04734 142 115 18 9
3906 Yes, yes, I get the metaphor. 1.2535 0.04838 142 116 16 10
3907 Are you sure that's what your doctor meant about watching your weight? 1.2535 0.04518 142 113 22 7
3908 That statement - the weight of the world - was intended to be metaphorical. 1.2535 0.04627 142 114 20 8
3909 Und so, ve begin, ja? 1.2535 0.04173 142 110 28 4
3910 What is the most important thing weighing on your mind today? 1.2534 0.04216 146 114 27 5
3911 What feels pressing? 1.2534 0.04539 146 117 21 8
3912 You are supposed to carry it on your shoulders. 1.2534 0.04102 146 113 29 4
3913 If you just admit you are a witch they will remove the weight. 1.2534 0.04539 146 117 21 8
3914 Now and then there comes an occasion we can't rise to. 1.2534 0.04326 146 115 25 6
3915 I'd like you to explore this feeling of oppression. 1.2534 0.04434 146 116 23 7
3916 You will tell all your friends: "My awesome therapist just helped me lose a ton of weight." 1.2534 0.03985 146 112 31 3
3917 Well, for starters, you will need to explain to, me how you got yourself into this situation in the first place. 1.2533 0.04144 150 117 28 5
3918 We all have issues. The trick is not letting them weigh you down.” 1.2532 0.04178 154 121 27 6
3919 You seem blocked today. 1.2532 0.04075 154 120 29 5
3920 It’s called SBT-Sisyphean Behavioral Therapy. 1.2532 0.04075 154 120 29 5
3921 THere!. That should keep you from drifting off again during our session. 1.2532 0.03861 154 118 33 3
3922 I get that way too. 1.2532 0.03907 158 122 32 4
3923 I thought the weight was supposed to be on your shoulders 1.2532 0.04393 158 127 22 9
3924 I think we should discuss my extended payment plan first. 1.2532 0.04009 158 123 30 5
3925 In your case, it seems to be a little more than the proverbial "weight on your shoulders" 1.2523 0.05327 107 86 15 6
3926 In a few minutes, I might just be dead weight. 1.2521 0.04806 119 94 20 5
3927 I told you I wouldn't be ironing your shirts before we got married. 1.2521 0.05094 119 96 16 7
3928 It’s much more effective than those weighted blankets. 1.2520 0.04559 123 96 23 4
3929 There really isn’t anything weighing on my “mind,” however...” 1.2520 0.04559 123 96 23 4
3930 It's time you learnt to carry your own weight around here! 1.2520 0.04869 127 102 18 7
3931 I'm sorry to hear about the anxiety attack but I think the kleptomania should be our priority today. 1.2520 0.04467 127 99 24 4
3932 I’m sure it’s heavy but it’s hardly, ‘The weight of the world.’ 1.2520 0.04739 127 101 20 6
3933 Let's talk about your feelings today and discuss the steps we can take to alleviate that load on your shoulders. Or I can call 911. 1.2520 0.04869 127 102 18 7
3934 I'm sorry, unburdening usually occurs with much less ballast. 1.2520 0.04325 127 98 26 3
3935 This may be even more problematic than when it was on your shoulders... 1.2520 0.04869 127 102 18 7
3936 Well, I’m glad you got that weight off your shoulders 1.2520 0.04605 127 100 22 5
3937 Let's get the weight off your mind first. 1.2519 0.04513 131 103 23 5
3938 Well that’s a weight off my shoulders 1.2519 0.04641 131 104 21 6
3939 I've got a lot weighing me down, too, and you don't hear me complaining. 1.2519 0.04381 131 102 25 4
3940 I can see this is weighing on you. 1.2519 0.04245 131 101 27 3
3941 My gym instructor says the weight's just gonna fall off me. 1.2519 0.04641 131 104 21 6
3942 Oh come on ,take a deep breath and you'll feel better." 1.2519 0.04641 131 104 21 6
3943 It's like a weight has been lifted off my shoulders. 1.2519 0.04549 135 107 22 6
3944 Lifting that weight of your chest, will literally make you feel better. 1.2519 0.04549 135 107 22 6
3945 That might be your burden. Mine is having to hear you complain. 1.2519 0.04426 135 106 24 5
3946 You don't have to be so literal 1.2519 0.04786 135 109 18 8
3947 It's not the weight of the world... and it's not on your shoulders. 1.2518 0.04343 139 109 25 5
3948 Think of it this way, at least it's not the weight of the world. 1.2518 0.04343 139 109 25 5
3949 I'm hearing..., you feel like your under a lot of pressure. 1.2518 0.04222 139 108 27 4
3950 I guess that's the prison of masculinity. 1.2518 0.04577 139 111 21 7
3951 This is metaphor therapy. 1.2518 0.04222 139 108 27 4
3952 Tell me what the pressure feels like. 1.2518 0.04462 139 110 23 6
3953 You're not alone, depression is common among prop comics. 1.2518 0.04343 139 109 25 5
3954 So, the weighting is over? 1.2517 0.04598 143 115 20 8
3955 Just wait & see how great you feel when it's lifted off. 1.2517 0.04027 143 110 30 3
3956 I asked the genie to take the weight of the world off your shoulders. 1.2517 0.04490 143 114 22 7
3957 My family says I'm lethargic. But who wouldn't be? 1.2517 0.04379 143 113 24 6
3958 So when did you first begin feeling like this? 1.2517 0.03903 143 109 32 2
3959 Umm...that's my lamp. The couch is over there. 1.2517 0.04808 143 117 16 10
3960 Honey, I’m depressed. What do you think? 1.2517 0.04598 143 115 20 8
3961 9-1-1 must have thought you were misusing the word 'literally.' 1.2517 0.04490 143 114 22 7
3962 Your mother gained a little weight since our last appointment. 1.2517 0.04614 147 119 19 9
3963 At first it felt as if a weight was lifted off my shoulders but then... 1.2517 0.04512 147 118 21 8
3964 Welcome to “Weight, weight, don’t tell me.” 1.2517 0.04407 147 117 23 7
3965 Oh I see, something's weighing on you. 1.2517 0.04512 147 118 21 8
3966 Mmmm a weight on your chest ... could you be more specific 1.2517 0.04190 147 115 27 5
3967 This conversation is getting way too heavy for me. 1.2517 0.04407 147 117 23 7
3968 So you say you’re feeling under a great deal of pressure... 1.2517 0.04407 147 117 23 7
3969 deep breath.....just an hour to go. 1.2517 0.04300 147 116 25 6
3970 I think youbneed to get something off your chest. 1.2517 0.04329 151 120 24 7
3971 No, I don't know what avoirdupois means. 1.2517 0.04225 151 119 26 6
3972 Is there anything weighing on you today? 1.2517 0.04429 151 121 22 8
3973 That kind of guilt occurs when you don’t pay your therapist on time. 1.2516 0.03987 159 124 30 5
3974 Apparently you have a weight on your chest. 1.2516 0.03987 159 124 30 5
3975 Can we have a male marriage counselor next time I cheat on you? 1.2500 0.04166 148 116 27 5
3976 It’s method therapy. 1.2500 0.04239 144 113 26 5
3977 Had it been your tongue stuck to a frozen flagpole,the Judge wouldn't have required these sessions. 1.2500 0.04638 136 109 20 7
3978 Last week it was it was the weight of the world on your shoulders, what’s wrong this week? 1.2500 0.04352 144 114 24 6
3979 Tell me about any unusual experiences you have had. 1.2500 0.04777 144 118 16 10
3980 Actually,there IS a heavy weight on you! 1.2500 0.04622 120 94 22 4
3981 Why don't you get a load off your chest while your at it. 1.2500 0.04638 136 109 20 7
3982 I tend to work in a more metaphorical relm, but tell me about your mother anyway. 1.2500 0.04195 140 109 27 4
3983 I get the sense that something is weighing on you this session. 1.2500 0.04561 116 90 23 3
3984 Weighted blankets can only do so much in this news cycle. 1.2500 0.04195 140 109 27 4
3985 How is the hyperactivity therapy working. 1.2500 0.04586 148 120 19 9
3986 Heavy metal never made me feel good. 1.2500 0.04586 148 120 19 9
3987 It’s a new technology I’ve developed to remind you how bad it COULD be. 1.2500 0.04660 112 87 22 3
3988 Is it better with the weight off your shoulders? 1.2500 0.04483 132 104 23 5
3989 I told you lifting weights at your age was ridiculous. 1.2500 0.04462 144 115 22 7
3990 Okay, let's start with your most recent job. 1.2500 0.04217 132 102 27 3
3991 It's a heavy lift. This is going to cost you a ton. 1.2500 0.04675 144 117 18 9
3992 Instead of “crushing sadness,” let’s call it “Weighty.” 1.2500 0.04561 116 90 23 3
3993 I just can’t figure out what is keeping you down. 1.2500 0.04573 128 101 22 5
3994 I'd like to prescribe something to alleviate the bulk of your symptoms. 1.2500 0.04462 144 115 22 7
3995 Just relax, breathe, and let the weight of the world flatten you into an eternal slumber. 1.2500 0.04437 128 100 24 4
3996 Mr. Jones, tell me what is holding you down? 1.2500 0.04483 132 104 23 5
3997 you'd feel better if you stop bringing your office problems home at night 1.2500 0.04397 136 107 24 5
3998 Well, for starters, you could definitely lose some weight ! 1.2500 0.04316 140 110 25 5
3999 How long have your carried this burden? 1.2500 0.04071 140 108 29 3
4000 I get it. You feel like you are carrying the weight of the world. 1.2500 0.04352 144 114 24 6
4001 Roger, here’s just another example of you using melodrama to gain sympathy. It’s clearly NOT the weight of the world. 1.2500 0.05073 124 101 15 8
4002 Sorry, our weighted blanket is in the wash and this is all we could find. 1.2500 0.04660 140 113 19 8
4003 16 tons, another day older, and deeper in debt to my shrink. 1.2500 0.04942 124 100 17 7
4004 It sounds as if the weight of the world has at least shifted off your shoulders. 1.2500 0.04308 120 92 26 2
4005 Now Ted, you can't blame your mother for all of your problems. 1.2500 0.04397 136 107 24 5
4006 You gained a lot of weight in the past five days. 1.2500 0.04142 136 105 28 3
4007 Do you have a support group that can help take the weight off? 1.2500 0.04519 136 108 22 6
4008 I know, I know. Our finances are tanking, your work is draining, and you have long term parenting regrets. But what about me? I can't do anything with this hair! 1.2500 0.04669 124 98 21 5
4009 So, that 150 lb weight represents your mother in your teen years. 1.2500 0.04316 140 110 25 5
4010 Sorry Alfred, but your insurance doesn’t cover that. 1.2500 0.03877 152 117 32 3
4011 So, what do you feel is weighing you down from moving forward with your life? 1.2500 0.04519 136 108 22 6
4012 Have you ever wondered why you always feel like there’s a 1000.-lb. weight on your chest? 1.2500 0.04835 128 103 18 7
4013 Are you here to get a load off your chest or are you just happy to see me? 1.2500 0.04096 152 119 28 5
4014 Now you know what misogyny feels like. 1.2500 0.04484 148 119 21 8
4015 You're right; it's a lot to take on for one man. 1.2500 0.04227 124 95 27 2
4016 I really think you’ll lighten up when we’re done here.” 1.2500 0.03818 156 120 33 3
4017 I'm glad we talked--that's certainly a weight off my shoulders! 1.2500 0.04573 128 101 22 5
4018 I don't care what you do. You'll never get a six pack. 1.2500 0.04274 148 117 25 6
4019 Stop complaining! It could be worse. It could be the weight of the world. Count yourself lucky! 1.2500 0.05306 112 91 14 7
4020 Let me try to paraphrase and summarize what you say you're feeling… 1.2500 0.04519 136 108 22 6
4021 Okay Mr. Always Hard, rise up. 1.2500 0.04433 140 111 23 6
4022 Do you still feel trapped in this relationship? 1.2500 0.04610 132 105 21 6
4023 Sorry Phil, your problems can't be lifted. 1.2500 0.04303 152 121 24 7
4024 I thought we agreed that you were going to lose some weight 1.2500 0.04195 140 109 27 4
4025 Dr. Branson's revolutionary method drastically shortened therapy sessions as patients were eager to get the load off their chest. 1.2500 0.04638 136 109 20 7
4026 I preferred it on my shoulders. 1.2500 0.04397 136 107 24 5
4027 Alright, I’ll iron your clothes! 1.2500 0.04403 152 122 22 8
4028 Oh come on an lighten up, will you. 1.2500 0.04462 144 115 22 7
4029 I'd like you to stay a little longer, but no pressure ... 1.2500 0.04272 136 106 26 4
4030 I know what you're thinking, Dave, but I really feel that the problem with your mother-in-law is the more pressing issue here. 1.2500 0.04316 140 110 25 5
4031 That’s not what your doctor meant when he said you need to gain a little weight. 1.2500 0.04195 140 109 27 4
4032 I’m feeling a ton of stress. 1.2500 0.04217 132 102 27 3
4033 You obviously want to get something off your chest, but it's going to cost you. 1.2500 0.04229 156 124 25 7
4034 I love you, Walter, but sooner or later you're gonna have to face the fact that you're a goddamn moron. 1.2500 0.05201 124 102 13 9
4035 Before I could give you any advice, you need to get this off your chest first. 1.2484 0.03944 161 126 30 5
4036 Your existential angst may decrease if you lose a little weight 1.2484 0.04229 161 129 24 8
4037 Take a load off, Danny. 1.2484 0.03688 157 120 35 2
4038 I come here with a very heavy heart... 1.2484 0.04176 153 121 26 6
4039 Now, tell me what's weighing on you. 1.2484 0.04278 153 122 24 7
4040 I am afraid that is not a good way to become thinner. 1.2483 0.03916 149 115 31 3
4041 Just let me know if you have to use the washroom. 1.2483 0.04354 149 119 23 7
4042 After what you’ve said, do you feel lighter or heavier? 1.2483 0.04141 149 117 27 5
4043 The weight off the world wasn’t enough? 1.2483 0.04457 149 120 21 8
4044 I think I see a quick and easy weight-loss solution." 1.2483 0.04325 145 115 24 6
4045 Yes, well, the point was to free you of delusion. 1.2483 0.04213 145 114 26 5
4046 If you're not seeing results with the gravity blanket, I recommend that we move on to a heftier treatment plan. 1.2483 0.04541 145 117 20 8
4047 Feeling better now that the weight is of your shoulders? 1.2483 0.04541 145 117 20 8
4048 I can't get it off your chest. You have to participate in your own therapy. 1.2483 0.04098 145 113 28 4
4049 I told you not to have the matzo ball soup. 1.2483 0.04435 145 116 22 7
4050 This should help you gain perspective about your issues. 1.2483 0.04541 145 117 20 8
4051 If I hear, "I feel like I'm going through life with a huge weight on my chest" one more time I'm going to scream! 1.2483 0.04098 145 113 28 4
4052 Doc, I’ve got something I really have to get off my chest. 1.2482 0.04289 141 111 25 5
4053 I'd like to try some uplifting block and tackle therapy. 1.2482 0.04169 141 110 27 4
4054 Is that mattress firm enough for you? Also, tell me about your mother. 1.2482 0.03919 141 108 31 2
4055 You're such an interesting subject. Most people just need the couch! 1.2482 0.04405 141 112 23 6
4056 and is the weight on your chest that you feel in the room with you right now? 1.2482 0.04405 141 112 23 6
4057 Other than the economy, is there anything else pressing on you at this time" 1.2482 0.04519 141 113 21 7
4058 How much time do I have to get this off my chest? 1.2482 0.04519 141 113 21 7
4059 It's better than the weight of the world on your shoulders. 1.2482 0.04405 141 112 23 6
4060 '"You wanted to get something off your chest." 1.2482 0.04519 141 113 21 7
4061 I wouldn't call it - The Weight of the World. 1.2482 0.04738 141 115 17 9
4062 Well, if I put MY finger on your problem, it would crush you. 1.2482 0.04844 141 116 15 10
4063 Don't be so sensitive--the extra weight looks good on you. 1.2482 0.04116 137 106 28 3
4064 So, tell me about your pressure. 1.2482 0.04116 137 106 28 3
4065 So I hear you saying you're under pressure--how does that feel?" 1.2482 0.04490 137 109 22 6
4066 I think that you should stop thinking about your problems so literally. 1.2482 0.03983 137 105 30 2
4067 So, how do you like it on the bottom? 1.2482 0.04608 137 110 20 7
4068 I told you that your pyramid scheme would get on top of you... 1.2482 0.04723 137 111 18 8
4069 Will you hand me my purse please. 1.2482 0.04723 137 111 18 8
4070 Well that’s a huge weight off my shoulders. 1.2482 0.04490 137 109 22 6
4071 Can you tell my insurance I’m here for weight loss? 1.2482 0.04369 137 108 24 5
4072 Practicing self-love IS a ton of work, but you must also practice not taking everything I say literally. 1.2482 0.04723 137 111 18 8
4073 Can I face my fear of puppies instead? 1.2482 0.04608 137 110 20 7
4074 I understand you need help shedding a few extra pounds? 1.2482 0.04116 137 106 28 3
4075 I'm sorry. You misunderstood. This is the WEIGHTING room. 1.2482 0.04723 137 111 18 8
4076 Remember that song by the band, "Take a load off Annie, take a load off me." Something like that anyway. 1.2482 0.04369 137 108 24 5
4077 Honey, forgive me, I'll never criticize your meatloaf again. 1.2482 0.04490 137 109 22 6
4078 Am I really such a crushing presence in your life, Frank? Or could you be feeling the weight of not having fully committed to our relationship? 1.2482 0.04490 137 109 22 6
4079 About your bill...... 1.2481 0.04821 133 108 17 8
4080 It's been four hours. Can we call the doctor now? 1.2481 0.04579 133 106 21 6
4081 As you can see, I have a ton of issues to get off my chest this week. 1.2481 0.04323 133 104 25 4
4082 I keep telling you, you need to get that load off your chest. 1.2481 0.04579 133 106 21 6
4083 You just try to relax and unburden yourself. 1.2481 0.04189 133 103 27 3
4084 Try to take off your shoes when you’re on my furniture. 1.2481 0.04323 133 104 25 4
4085 Have a seat in our weighting room, and someone will be right with you. 1.2481 0.04189 133 103 27 3
4086 So, you say it feels like a constant burden? 1.2481 0.04453 133 105 23 5
4087 You'll find that the weight will diminish with each therapy session. 1.2481 0.04323 133 104 25 4
4088 I think you need to focus on your fiscal strength as well. 1.2481 0.04189 133 103 27 3
4089 If this doesn't work, I know a good corset maker. 1.2481 0.04673 129 103 20 6
4090 Sixteen tons, and what do you get? Squished. 1.2480 0.04495 125 98 23 4
4091 Are you under a lot of pressure at work? 1.2480 0.04636 125 99 21 5
4092 I don't know Doc, I just really want to get this weight off my chest. 1.2480 0.04636 125 99 21 5
4093 Diet and exercise. That's the only way. 1.2480 0.05036 125 102 15 8
4094 I understand that giving your neurosis physical form is an uncommon super power. But it’s the super power I’ve got. 1.2480 0.04636 125 99 21 5
4095 Now, imagine yourself lying there with the weight of just that one simple responsibility. 1.2480 0.04349 125 97 25 3
4096 My problems feel cartoonish. 1.2479 0.04736 121 96 20 5
4097 This is excellent progress! Last week you said the twenty-ton weight was on your shoulders. 1.2479 0.04588 121 95 22 4
4098 I think I know the source of your heaviness. 1.2479 0.04879 121 97 18 6
4099 Try ringing for dinner now! 1.2479 0.04588 121 95 22 4
4100 Well I did take the weight off your shoulders 1.2479 0.04736 121 96 20 5
4101 I appreciate the gesture, but you'll never understand the weight of patriarchy. 1.2479 0.04879 121 97 18 6
4102 Und now we explore zee relationship between pressure und stress. Thoughts?! 1.2479 0.04527 117 91 23 3
4103 Try getting THAT off your chest!" 1.2479 0.05137 117 95 15 7
4104 Just tell me how you did it, THEN I'll call for help. 1.2478 0.05111 113 91 16 6
4105 Your Brother-In-Law is a crane operator and you feel that he resents you in some way. Can you give me some specifics? 1.2477 0.05074 109 87 17 5
4106 we will wait two hours to see if the mattress has a dent in it or not. 1.2476 0.05376 105 85 14 6
4107 Oh please, I've seen people who are bearing the weight of the world. 1.2469 0.04113 162 129 26 7
4108 They say it’s therapeutic. 1.2468 0.03833 154 119 32 3
4109 Tell me who she is and where you met her 1.2468 0.04152 154 122 26 6
4110 Not exactly what I meant by trying out a weighted blanket 1.2468 0.04352 154 124 22 8
4111 You got it on You get it off 1.2468 0.04049 154 121 28 5
4112 Breathe in, breathe out...soon you will feel a lightness of being. Drew Bridges Wake Forest, NC 1.2467 0.04116 150 118 27 5
4113 For the last time, get out of my office. 1.2467 0.04530 150 122 19 9
4114 So, if I understand you correctly, your current life-goal is to lose some of the extra weight you carry around? 1.2467 0.04328 150 120 23 7
4115 Say more about the oppression you feel. 1.2466 0.04513 146 118 20 8
4116 it's just dead weight 1.2466 0.04513 146 118 20 8
4117 Feeling the pressure? 1.2466 0.04188 146 115 26 5
4118 It was apparent that he had a ton to talk about during this week's session. 1.2466 0.04188 146 115 26 5
4119 What do you mean when you say you've "got a chip" on your shoulder? 1.2466 0.04188 146 115 26 5
4120 Please tell me again about what has been weighing you down. 1.2466 0.04299 146 116 24 6
4121 I feel like I’ve put on a few pounds. 1.2466 0.04073 146 114 28 4
4122 Now... Tell me how you're feeling today 1.2465 0.04262 142 112 25 5
4123 I'm really only qualified to help with a figurative weight on your shoulders. 1.2465 0.04262 142 112 25 5
4124 For some reason, Pyramidology has actually made my depression worse. 1.2465 0.04600 142 115 19 8
4125 When you said you were struggling with weight gain, this wasn't what I had in mind. 1.2465 0.04021 142 110 29 3
4126 Thirty more seconds, then we will flatten your backside. 1.2465 0.04490 142 114 21 7
4127 Yes, I feel getting that weight off your back is a positive sign that therapy is working for you. 1.2465 0.04143 142 111 27 4
4128 We'll have that off your chest in - let's see, three sessions a week - next August. 1.2465 0.04378 142 113 23 6
4129 You can't keep blaming all your problems on the massive weight crushing your body. 1.2464 0.04692 138 112 18 8
4130 I'd like to start the session by putting your piddly issues into perspective. 1.2464 0.04461 138 110 22 6
4131 I'm sensing that's a real weight for you 1.2464 0.04341 138 109 24 5
4132 I've just felt like something's been missing after the 800-lb gorilla left. 1.2464 0.04341 138 109 24 5
4133 I say this with a heavy heart ... 1.2464 0.04341 138 109 24 5
4134 So, what's this weight you speak of? 1.2464 0.04461 138 110 22 6
4135 You think you've got problems! How are ever going to reach your checkbook? 1.2464 0.04217 138 108 26 4
4136 It doesn't look like the weight of the world to me. 1.2464 0.04090 138 107 28 3
4137 It's a metaphor for our marriage, Stanley. Tell me when it starts to hurt. 1.2464 0.04461 138 110 22 6
4138 There's got to be an easier way to get a form fitting mattress. 1.2464 0.04341 138 109 24 5
4139 Seeing Fanny again? 1.2464 0.04461 138 110 22 6
4140 When you say you feel the weight of the world, you may be more aware of your feelings than I’d expect. 1.2463 0.04295 134 105 25 4
4141 I feel like I've brought this all on myself. 1.2463 0.04670 134 108 19 7
4142 Help you? In your dreams. 1.2463 0.04789 134 109 17 8
4143 That’s not so bad. My last patient had the weight of the world on his shoulders. 1.2463 0.04670 134 108 19 7
4144 Now, on a scale of 1-10, is this really the weight of the world? 1.2463 0.04295 134 105 25 4
4145 I'm a literalist by training. 1.2463 0.04424 134 106 23 5
4146 You really put on a ton in the past year. 1.2463 0.04549 134 107 21 6
4147 You appear to be suffering from a chronic case of concrete pyramidal complex. 1.2463 0.04670 134 108 19 7
4148 Have you tried changing your diet? 1.2463 0.04295 134 105 25 4
4149 We need to understand why you're feeling this sudden pressure... 1.2463 0.04025 134 103 29 2
4150 Hmmm, in my considered opinion, there may be something weighing on you. We'll set up a schedule of regular appointments to talk about it and perhaps, after several years, we'll see what it is. 1.2463 0.04789 134 109 17 8
4151 That's not exactly the weight of the world. 1.2462 0.04511 130 103 22 5
4152 Flat Stanley (and wife) 1.2462 0.04891 130 106 16 8
4153 This should take the weight of the world off your shoulders. 1.2462 0.04768 130 105 18 7
4154 Repeat after me, this weight problem is a figment of my imagination. 1.2462 0.04511 130 103 22 5
4155 You're sure the problem is your relationship with your father? You're sure? 1.2462 0.04377 130 102 24 4
4156 Really, Harold, you've got to lose this weight! 1.2462 0.05012 130 107 14 9
4157 So, are you going to eat that piece of chocolate all by yourself ? 1.2462 0.04641 130 104 20 6
4158 It’s too bad that the “beat-your-head-against-the-wall” therapy didn’t work last week. 1.2462 0.04377 130 102 24 4
4159 Most people find this visualization exercise liberating. 1.2462 0.04377 130 102 24 4
4160 We’re out of time for today. I believe with 4 more sessions, we will begin to address the weight that’s holding you down. We do accept checks. 1.2462 0.04511 130 103 22 5
4161 We're making progress but we'll need some more time - and a few strong friends - to help you fully unburden yourself. 1.2460 0.04871 126 102 17 7
4162 I have deduced that you may have something to get off your chest. 1.2460 0.04319 126 98 25 3
4163 I think we'll need to meet more than one day a week before the pressure on you starts easing up. 1.2460 0.04739 126 101 19 6
4164 Do you imagine that Sisyphus is happy? 1.2459 0.04701 122 97 20 5
4165 I see, Mr. Johnson. And how do you feel about that? 1.2459 0.04403 122 95 24 3
4166 We find that having to grapple with physical challenges distracts from emotional ones." 1.2459 0.04701 122 97 20 5
4167 It's supposed to turn you into a human Panini. 1.2459 0.04701 122 97 20 5
4168 I must caution that The Transference is entirely metaphorical. 1.2459 0.04555 122 96 22 4
4169 I’m not sure why you’re complaining – I warned you this would be a heavy conversation. 1.2459 0.04701 122 97 20 5
4170 Progress! It’s not on your shoulders any longer 1.2459 0.04403 122 95 24 3
4171 So you are feeling like you are carrying the weight of the world 1.2459 0.04403 122 95 24 3
4172 I'll let you up when you apologize for questioning my methodology. 1.2458 0.04805 118 94 19 5
4173 And how does this 'crushing weight' affect your daily life? 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
4174 I see you've gained a weight. 1.2455 0.05196 110 89 15 6
4175 When you say, 'I feel a great weight on my chest,' are you speaking literally or metaphorically? 1.2455 0.04865 110 87 19 4
4176 Well you wanted a one step flat stomach plan 1.2452 0.04327 155 125 22 8
4177 Now this is pressing matter. 1.2452 0.04327 155 125 22 8
4178 Well, it's good to know nothing is weighing heavily on your mind. 1.2450 0.04404 151 122 21 8
4179 I've taken it off your mind but you need to get it off you yourself. 1.2450 0.03983 151 118 29 4
4180 Don't let it weigh you down. 1.2449 0.04273 147 117 24 6
4181 It was too messy with the elephant in the room. 1.2449 0.04486 147 119 20 8
4182 I understand you have a pressing matter on your mind. 1.2449 0.04162 147 116 26 5
4183 Well, seeing as there’s nothing pressing, I think I’ll go shopping. 1.2449 0.04273 147 117 24 6
4184 What do you think it will take to lighten your load? 1.2448 0.03871 143 110 31 2
4185 Let me inform you before we start that I charge by the hour. 1.2448 0.04236 143 113 25 5
4186 You started out by saying you had a weight on your shoulders 1.2448 0.04236 143 113 25 5
4187 Did you say your mother-in-law is moving in? 1.2448 0.04462 143 115 21 7
4188 You're totally fine with this? 1.2448 0.03997 143 111 29 3
4189 i just can't seem to loose this weight. 1.2448 0.04351 143 114 23 6
4190 I think we're making progress on the Anger Management issues... 1.2448 0.04351 143 114 23 6
4191 The weight of the world? I think you're catastrophizing again. That can't be more than a couple tons. 1.2448 0.04351 143 114 23 6
4192 I think your reading of Kundera might be a tad too literal. 1.2446 0.04064 139 108 28 3
4193 Well, therapy works in mysterious ways... 1.2446 0.04313 139 110 24 5
4194 I'm sorry. If our sessions are to continue, you'll have to come up with something more original than that. 1.2446 0.03934 139 107 30 2
4195 I completely see the weight of your problem now. 1.2446 0.04548 139 112 20 7
4196 Well at least it's off your shoulders now. 1.2444 0.03999 135 104 29 2
4197 I'm sensing that you have some reservations about this form of therapy. 1.2444 0.04394 135 107 23 5
4198 Sometimes we need a little help getting in touch with our feelings of guilt. 1.2444 0.04267 135 106 25 4
4199 I should lose some weight, huh? 1.2444 0.04757 135 110 17 8
4200 I must press you for an answer. 1.2444 0.04518 135 108 21 6
4201 I know it seems like the weight of the world. It’s not! 1.2443 0.04347 131 103 24 4
4202 Don't worry, it's just a side effect of your new medication. 1.2443 0.04210 131 102 26 3
4203 After a few of these sessions, Albert, nothing will weigh you down. 1.2443 0.04347 131 103 24 4
4204 I’d say you’re making progress! This is a lot better than that huge round thing with continents and oceans. 1.2443 0.04347 131 103 24 4
4205 That is hardly the weight of the world. 1.2443 0.04480 131 104 22 5
4206 Adam, how can you possibly feel you are bearing the great weight of mankind? 1.2441 0.04289 127 99 25 3
4207 You say you feel like the world is weighing you down. Why do you think that is? 1.2441 0.04571 127 101 21 5
4208 Yes I can see it too, but unlike you it doesn't make me anxious. 1.2441 0.04432 127 100 23 4
4209 I'm glad that your wife has finally got you to come to therapy. 1.2441 0.04571 127 101 21 5
4210 Takes your mind off your troubles, right! 1.2441 0.04289 127 99 25 3
4211 So, when was the last time you felt like floating away? 1.2441 0.04964 127 104 15 8
4212 It's hardly the weight of the world!. 1.2439 0.04372 123 96 24 3
4213 I know the man seems very real to you... 1.2439 0.04944 123 100 16 7
4214 You have a lot on you, Jerry. Anything you'd like to get off your chest? 1.2439 0.04217 123 95 26 2
4215 Henry, you hardly need a new excuse to stay glued to the couch! 1.2437 0.04135 160 128 25 7
4216 I can’t wait until your temp job as a tester for Acme ends 1.2437 0.05059 119 97 15 7
4217 What can I say? This is the recommended treatment when a weighted blanket doesn't help. 1.2437 0.04617 119 94 21 4
4218 What a day I'm having...my last patient had the weight of the WORLD on his shoulders. 1.2436 0.04105 156 124 26 6
4219 Metaphors aside, have you tried meditation? 1.2436 0.04204 156 125 24 7
4220 I have a lot weighing on me, doc 1.2436 0.04003 156 123 28 5
4221 Well the good news is that the huge weight is off your shoulders. 1.2436 0.04105 156 124 26 6
4222 Thanks so much! You took a huge weight off my mind. 1.2435 0.05180 115 94 14 7
4223 We need to address your flat affect. 1.2434 0.04277 152 122 23 7
4224 What do you mean << last week our session put a burden on you >> ? 1.2434 0.03960 152 119 29 4
4225 Still comfortable? Just tell me when you want that thing reheated. 1.2434 0.03960 152 119 29 4
4226 Freud wrote that believing you're a panini comes from a repressed childhood sandwich. 1.2432 0.04560 148 121 18 9
4227 Pretty good. Why? 1.2432 0.04458 148 120 20 8
4228 Yes, doctor, I DO feel much freer than last month, but I still have some things to get off my chest. 1.2432 0.04354 148 119 22 7
4229 So, how's that new sedative working for you? 1.2432 0.04660 148 122 16 10
4230 I think I can help, but I'm going to have to charge you double. 1.2432 0.04025 148 116 28 4
4231 I know you wanted to get some things off your chest, but this is ridiculous. 1.2432 0.04247 148 118 24 6
4232 At least you're not carrying it on your shoulders. 1.2432 0.04247 148 118 24 6
4233 I love you Greta, but this is getting weird... 1.2432 0.04247 148 118 24 6
4234 Zooooo ... Zees methaphorical veight of vich you speak .... 1.2431 0.04093 144 113 27 4
4235 I think you had better seen a forklift driver, not a psychologist. 1.2431 0.04434 144 116 21 7
4236 I don't think your insurance will cover this sir. 1.2431 0.03972 144 112 29 3
4237 I cost a ton for a reason. 1.2431 0.04434 144 116 21 7
4238 I think its all in your head. 1.2429 0.04164 140 110 26 4
4239 You may need a contractor 1.2429 0.04039 140 109 28 3
4240 Two tons metaphorically or literally? 1.2429 0.04164 140 110 26 4
4241 The mindfulness anvil is not a restraint, it's a tool that keeps us anchored and fully present. 1.2429 0.04741 140 115 16 9
4242 You’ll feel much better when you lose all that weight. 1.2429 0.04286 140 111 24 5
4243 Before I respond, why do you think I think you have a weight problem?" 1.2429 0.04519 140 113 20 7
4244 Last week I felt like the weight of the world was on my shoulders. 1.2429 0.04404 140 112 22 6
4245 No Mr. Perkins, this time it isn't a dream 1.2429 0.04404 140 112 22 6
4246 I mean I'm ok talking about it but don't you think we should just try to get me out from under this? 1.2426 0.04608 136 110 19 7
4247 Lighten up! If it were that heavy, you'd be dead by now. 1.2426 0.04489 136 109 21 6
4248 Oh, you wanted a pet python? I heard pylon. 1.2426 0.04489 136 109 21 6
4249 Are you comfy now? 1.2426 0.04109 136 106 27 3
4250 You've come to the right therapist... I deal only with heavy weight problems 1.2426 0.04489 136 109 21 6
4251 Tell me more about your feeling oppressed. 1.2426 0.04239 136 107 25 4
4252 I guess it’s better than the weight of the world. 1.2426 0.04239 136 107 25 4
4253 On the hand, sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. 1.2426 0.04366 136 108 23 5
4254 Last week you complained about a weight on your shoulders. 1.2426 0.04109 136 106 27 3
4255 So, does your mother still make the best matzoh ball soup? 1.2426 0.03803 169 133 31 5
4256 Looks like you got all that weight off your mind. 1.2424 0.04450 132 105 22 5
4257 And has that been weighing heavy on you? 1.2424 0.04318 132 104 24 4
4258 Oh quit complaining. It’s not the weight of the world on your shoulders. 1.2424 0.04318 132 104 24 4
4259 You do realize that therapy can't get this off your chest.... 1.2424 0.04703 132 107 18 7
4260 Have you tried excercise? 1.2424 0.04578 132 106 20 6
4261 I’d say we’ve made some progress since the ‘weight-of-the-world’ days. 1.2424 0.04182 132 103 26 3
4262 I thought you were exaggerating when you said you felt a weight on y our chest. 1.2424 0.03859 165 130 30 5
4263 Progress! It’s no longer on your shoulders. 1.2424 0.04450 132 105 22 5
4264 That's not the kind of weight issue I deal with. 1.2424 0.04578 132 106 20 6
4265 No issues 1.2424 0.04703 132 107 18 7
4266 It is a sub principle of Gestalt, compress, compress compress. 1.2424 0.04318 132 104 24 4
4267 Maybe if you got up off the couch once in a while, Eli, some of the pain you think you have might go away." 1.2422 0.04802 128 104 17 7
4268 Why do you think your affect is flat? 1.2422 0.04673 128 103 19 6
4269 I suppose you're in need of help. 1.2422 0.04539 128 102 21 5
4270 When I said I could help lift the weight off your shoulders I was speaking figuratively. 1.2422 0.04401 128 101 23 4
4271 LET'S NOT BLOW THIS OUT OF PROPORTION, MISTER ATLAS. THE WORLD WEIGHS MORE THAN THAT. 1.2422 0.04539 128 102 21 5
4272 I've been wanting to get something off your chest. 1.2422 0.04539 128 102 21 5
4273 Have you had any recent lifestyle changes that have contributed to this weight gain? 1.2422 0.04259 128 100 25 3
4274 I take Visa, Mastercard or American Express 1.2422 0.04673 128 103 19 6
4275 You seem as if something is weighing on you this week. You might feel better if you get it off your chest. 1.2422 0.04401 128 101 23 4
4276 "Just give it a minute Fred. It will put you in a deep sleep" 1.2422 0.04401 128 101 23 4
4277 Doc, I have something heavy to get off my chest. 1.2420 0.04082 157 125 26 6
4278 So you feel like you have the weight of the world on you, tell me more about that. 1.2419 0.04490 124 98 22 4
4279 Do you feel pressed? 1.2419 0.04773 124 100 18 6
4280 Agree. Adjusting your meds probably isn't a good next step. 1.2419 0.04187 124 96 26 2
4281 Just weight until Trump wins in 2020... 1.2419 0.05040 124 102 14 8
4282 Would you like something to drink while we wait for the police? 1.2418 0.04352 153 124 21 8
4283 So, how long have you had the feeling that you are carrying around the weight of the world? 1.2418 0.04045 153 121 27 5
4284 I don't care what you say. That's not a full-body workout with weights. 1.2418 0.04150 153 122 25 6
4285 So, have you given any more thought to my concerns about our relationship? 1.2418 0.04450 153 125 19 9
4286 I'm sure you feel a lot better now that you've gotten that weight off your shoulders. 1.2418 0.04150 153 122 25 6
4287 Well your right, strongest sofa I ever saw, put me down for 6 of them. 1.2416 0.03768 149 115 32 2
4288 Well, at least the weight of the world's no longer on your shoulders. 1.2416 0.04328 149 120 22 7
4289 What makes you believe that you have the weight of the world on you? 1.2416 0.04222 149 119 24 6
4290 This is going to be a heavy discussion. 1.2416 0.03886 149 116 30 3
4291 Last week you seemed rather resistant to therapy. I believe this will solve the problem nicely. 1.2416 0.04431 149 121 20 8
4292 Wah, wah, wah, no wonder you're here three times a week. 1.2416 0.04222 149 119 24 6
4293 I know that it’s all in my head but it hurts like hell. 1.2416 0.03768 149 115 32 2
4294 It feels like... oh, I don't know how to describe it. 1.2414 0.04068 145 114 27 4
4295 Doc, don't patronize me. Yes, I'm carrying around a lot of weight these days. 1.2414 0.04184 145 115 25 5
4296 I'm sure it's very heavy but it's hardly the weight of the world! 1.2414 0.03825 145 112 31 2
4297 Let’s begin by getting that up on your shoulders where it belongs. 1.2414 0.03825 145 112 31 2
4298 You’ve made immense progress here, Stanley. 1.2412 0.03874 170 135 29 6
4299 Imagine the weight slowly shifting from your shoulders to to your whole body 1.2411 0.04138 141 111 26 4
4300 I realize that it's distressing, but it's better than being overweight. 1.2411 0.04259 141 112 24 5
4301 Normally I’d say, ‘Just get if off your chest’ but in this instance I’ll just ask, ‘What’s bothering you?’’ 1.2411 0.04490 141 114 20 7
4302 For God’s Sake just say it! 1.2411 0.04259 141 112 24 5
4303 I asked for a weighted blanket, Barb. A weighted blanket! 1.2411 0.04490 141 114 20 7
4304 I find it helps to get things onto your chest, first. 1.2411 0.04259 141 112 24 5
4305 I see your mother has improved her lifting capacity. 1.2411 0.04602 141 115 18 8
4306 Since we moved in together it feels like a giant weight’s been lifted off my shoulders. You know what I mean? 1.2411 0.04376 141 113 22 6
4307 Exposure therapy for the patient with phobias of being crushed by heavy objects 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
4308 It's called last chance therapy. Do you want to talk about that? 1.2411 0.04438 112 87 23 2
4309 How did you get that damn thing in here? 1.2409 0.04578 137 111 19 7
4310 Sorry, but your wife said it was the only way to get you to come here 1.2409 0.04337 137 109 23 5
4311 Everyone is going to say you need a weight to be lifted, but I'll will try to provide a more unique perspective. 1.2409 0.04459 137 110 21 6
4312 I'm glad you got that off your shoulders. I feel that you still have some hard work in front of you. 1.2409 0.04212 137 108 25 4
4313 You’ll never get that off your chest. 1.2409 0.04459 137 110 21 6
4314 Sorry, I just had to get that off my chest 1.2409 0.04459 137 110 21 6
4315 Aren’t there better ways to prove to you I’m not a witch? 1.2409 0.04459 137 110 21 6
4316 When I said to 'sit down and take a load off', I had no idea... 1.2409 0.04082 137 107 27 3
4317 Other than that, what weighs heavy on you? 1.2409 0.04917 137 114 13 10
4318 Did you come here with some weighty points to discuss? 1.2407 0.04533 108 84 22 2
4319 Want to watch 'The Incredible Lightness of Being' ? 1.2407 0.05073 108 87 16 5
4320 The classical scholar in me always preferred your Sword of Damocles delusion. 1.2406 0.04289 133 105 24 4
4321 Something's just getting me down these days. 1.2406 0.03871 133 102 30 1
4322 I take it you have something you want to get off your chest. After your done, we can start working on your melodramatic passive agressive tendancies. 1.2406 0.04420 133 106 22 5
4323 Ben often felt that carrying the weight of the world was more than just an idiom. 1.2406 0.04420 133 106 22 5
4324 Personally, I find my low-carb diet just as effective 1.2406 0.04671 133 108 18 7
4325 No kidding Harold, you do sound depressed 1.2406 0.04547 133 107 20 6
4326 I've been under a lot of pressure lately too! 1.2406 0.04547 133 107 20 6
4327 The weighty nature of your burden will require an additional $200 per session. 1.2406 0.04420 133 106 22 5
4328 Can you see it, because I can feel it. 1.2406 0.04420 133 106 22 5
4329 I'm not sure I still want to be a sex therapist. 1.2406 0.04909 133 110 14 9
4330 Well I think we've found the way to keep your 'hankering' under control! 1.2406 0.04420 133 106 22 5
4331 You just have to lighten up and have a positive attitude. 1.2403 0.04769 129 105 17 7
4332 So tell me about that mother. 1.2403 0.04640 129 104 19 6
4333 Please remember that my job is to help you with your psychological burdens. 1.2403 0.04371 129 102 23 4
4334 You maybe be manifesting your fear of weightlessness 1.2403 0.04085 129 100 27 2
4335 As I recall from freshman physics, the pressure is equal on both sides. 1.2403 0.04371 129 102 23 4
4336 Maslow would say you need to self-actualize. 1.2403 0.04640 129 104 19 6
4337 Well Glenn, have you tried diet and exercise? 1.2403 0.04640 129 104 19 6
4338 So tell me, what's weighing you down? 1.2403 0.04085 129 100 27 2
4339 Our consultations are more productive when you are not smashed. 1.2403 0.04126 154 123 25 6
4340 I knew what you meant Mr.Smartypants, you didn’t actually have to bring the “weight of the world” in with you today. 1.2403 0.04424 154 126 19 9
4341 Sometimes things just weigh me down. 1.2403 0.04228 154 124 23 7
4342 See? I told you it would make you forget your other weighty problems. 1.2403 0.04126 154 123 25 6
4343 You seem to have some weighty matters to discuss. How can we get them off your chest? 1.2403 0.04228 154 124 23 7
4344 Well our time is up. Same time next week? 1.2403 0.04022 154 122 27 5
4345 Okay, bad idea. Maybe I'm not the world's greatest escape artist after all. 1.2400 0.04458 125 99 22 4
4346 You’ve got a disease and the only prescription is more Cow bell 1.2400 0.04794 150 126 12 12
4347 You tell me you're not carrying your weight in your marriage . . . and yet . . . 1.2400 0.04089 150 119 26 5
4348 Get over it. It’s notthe weight of the world. 1.2400 0.03978 150 118 28 4
4349 Imagine the weight of the world is making it difficult for you to breathe. 1.2400 0.04600 125 100 20 5
4350 Is there something you resent about my treatment? 1.2400 0.04311 125 98 24 3
4351 You said you were willing to try anything... 1.2400 0.04089 150 119 26 5
4352 Part of toxic masculinity is putting too much pressure on yourself. 1.2397 0.04159 146 116 25 5
4353 Now that we gotten that weight off your shoulders... 1.2397 0.04486 146 119 19 8
4354 It's not what you think. 1.2397 0.04043 146 115 27 4
4355 Your insurance only covers up to 50 pounds. Maybe you should start a GoFundMe for the rest. 1.2397 0.04486 146 119 19 8
4356 I dreamt that a giant lampshade fell on me last night. 1.2397 0.04271 146 117 23 6
4357 I’m sure you do. Would you say it’s metric or pounds? It makes a difference as to how many sessions we need to schedule each week. 1.2397 0.04380 146 118 21 7
4358 I’m not feelin’ it. 1.2397 0.04698 121 97 19 5
4359 When life deals you anvils...make anvilade. 1.2397 0.04698 121 97 19 5
4360 Have you been doing the deep breathing exercises I recommended? 1.2397 0.04236 121 94 25 2
4361 At lease the weight of the world is no longer just on your shoulders. 1.2397 0.04549 121 96 21 4
4362 Let's agree on one thing. Going to the bathroom could be an issue. 1.2394 0.04348 142 114 22 6
4363 Lately, I've been feeling so weighed down. 1.2394 0.04232 142 113 24 5
4364 So why do you think the weight of the world is on your shoulders? 1.2394 0.04232 142 113 24 5
4365 I wish you'd quit talking in metaphors . . . 1.2394 0.03862 142 110 30 2
4366 I think you"re making a mountain out of a molehill. 1.2394 0.04232 142 113 24 5
4367 Do you still think the weight I feel on me is still phsychological? 1.2394 0.04112 142 112 26 4
4368 What do you mean by weight? 1.2394 0.04348 142 114 22 6
4369 Well I think a firmer mattress would help with the back pain. 1.2394 0.04232 142 113 24 5
4370 Just how am I weighing you down Herb? 1.2393 0.05100 117 96 14 7
4371 Did you say you wanted to get something off your chest? 1.2393 0.04646 117 93 20 4
4372 Let me know if you need me to spot you! 1.2393 0.05100 117 96 14 7
4373 Ok,one more story and I will let you go. 1.2393 0.04802 117 94 18 5
4374 I really can't help. It's up to you to watch your weight. 1.2393 0.04337 163 134 19 10
4375 Just weight a minute. 1.2391 0.04309 138 110 23 5
4376 So. It all started with your mother. 1.2391 0.04775 138 114 15 9
4377 Perhaps..try lifting with your knees...? 1.2391 0.04309 138 110 23 5
4378 I guess I understand, but pain is so personal. 1.2391 0.04548 138 112 19 7
4379 And what happens when you visualize Trump losing re-election? 1.2391 0.04430 138 111 21 6
4380 Im standing in for Dr Crane this week" 1.2391 0.04663 138 113 17 8
4381 My wife keeps complaining I don't have that old spring in my step anymore 1.2391 0.04430 138 111 21 6
4382 ...so, after years of self-sabotage, impostor syndrome, and neglect, I decided to seek help." "Once again, Mr. Dupont, what I meant was, how did you get into my office? 1.2391 0.04885 138 115 13 10
4383 After we're done here you'll feel like a huge weight has been lifted off your chest. 1.2391 0.04430 138 111 21 6
4384 I think you're under a lot of stress. 1.2391 0.04548 138 112 19 7
4385 As a long-time Weight Watcher, I think I understand your problem... 1.2391 0.04663 138 113 17 8
4386 And that's what childbirth did to your wife's body. 1.2391 0.04056 138 108 27 3
4387 So you can press your suit while wearing it. Is there anything else it can do? 1.2391 0.04185 138 109 25 4
4388 When you feel the breakthrough, that’s when you know it’s working. 1.2391 0.04309 138 110 23 5
4389 Let's chat about how you can procrastinate less. 1.2388 0.04391 134 107 22 5
4390 It’s going to be alright, Gerald. After only six years of sessions, I think we are finally getting a sense of what has been hindering your physical relationships. 1.2388 0.04261 134 106 24 4
4391 And how does this crushing weight make you feel? 1.2388 0.04759 134 110 16 8
4392 I hope you feel better now that you've lifted the weight off your shoulders; but our time is up. Next session we'll work on your heavy heart 1.2388 0.04639 134 109 18 7
4393 That weight off my mind seems to have shifted 1.2388 0.04127 134 105 26 3
4394 Perhaps you are taking your weight training to an extreme. 1.2388 0.04261 134 106 24 4
4395 Just tell yourself it's not real. 1.2388 0.04391 134 107 22 5
4396 Why do you fear rolling off the couch? 1.2387 0.04398 155 127 19 9
4397 Now , do you see what I mean between imagined and real problems? Jim Finegan Rye, NY 1.2387 0.04102 155 124 25 6
4398 I'm not sure psychiatry can lift a burden this heavy. 1.2385 0.04477 130 104 21 5
4399 So that's the only thing that's able to hold down your massive, engorged erection? Impressive. 1.2385 0.04736 130 106 17 7
4400 See? It feels lighter if you distribute the weight more evenly. 1.2385 0.04202 130 102 25 3
4401 It's best to be honest with me, otherwise this session could go longer than your insurance is willing to cover. 1.2385 0.04341 130 103 23 4
4402 At the end of this session you'll feel like a great weight has been lifted off of you. Assuming Jim can find a new rope for the pulley. 1.2385 0.04341 130 103 23 4
4403 How long have you experienced this feeling of bearing a tremendous weight? 1.2385 0.04341 130 103 23 4
4404 We need to talk about your approach to body dysmorphia 1.2384 0.03841 151 118 30 3
4405 Now, how does that huge weight really make you feel? 1.2384 0.04172 151 121 24 6
4406 Bernie, I know about Delores. Is there something else? 1.2384 0.04276 151 122 22 7
4407 What makes you think you have the weight of the world on your shoulders? 1.2384 0.04172 151 121 24 6
4408 Look, I understand it's a weighty issue 1.2384 0.04276 151 122 22 7
4409 Your urologist sent you to me because you keep taking too much damn Viagra 1.2381 0.04245 147 118 23 6
4410 And how long have you been feeling this 'weight'? 1.2381 0.04019 147 116 27 4
4411 At a minimum we can correct your problem with your slipped disc. 1.2381 0.04280 126 99 24 3
4412 Giant Toblerone? What are you thinking? 1.2381 0.04245 147 118 23 6
4413 So,after we flatten your stomach,we'll try the blowtorch on your five o'clock shadow. 1.2381 0.04426 126 100 22 4
4414 I am sorry, don’t think I can help you. What you are carrying with you is literally a weight I can’t lift. 1.2381 0.04133 147 117 25 5
4415 Have you lost some weight since our last session? 1.2381 0.04562 147 121 17 9
4416 You can have that in the divorce. 1.2381 0.04567 126 101 20 5
4417 No, Bob. There’s not an elephant sitting on your chest. Have you been doing those mindfulness exercises we talked about? 1.2381 0.04426 126 100 22 4
4418 It's not "a ton",it's two tons.....and it's not on your shoulder. 1.2381 0.04704 126 102 18 6
4419 But it is a success. A great weight has been lifted off your shoulders. 1.2381 0.04567 126 101 20 5
4420 Well I guess this pressure sensation may be all due to anxiety 1.2381 0.04567 126 101 20 5
4421 If you can't tell me every little detail, you'll never get it off your chest! 1.2378 0.03757 164 129 31 4
4422 This relationship isn't going anywhere, Jimmy. 1.2378 0.03838 143 111 30 2
4423 No hurry, it's a flat rate. 1.2378 0.04650 143 118 16 9
4424 If you break my couch, I'll break your face. 1.2378 0.04650 143 118 16 9
4425 You have to move forward even though you have a lot weighing on you. 1.2378 0.04321 143 115 22 6
4426 I long for the days of oblivious repression. 1.2378 0.04206 143 114 24 5
4427 I know you have the weight of the world on your shoulders. You don't have to demonstrate. 1.2377 0.04205 122 95 25 2
4428 To be blunt, I think it's all in your head. 1.2377 0.04516 122 97 21 4
4429 I know your stressed,but the weight of the world? 1.2377 0.04516 122 97 21 4
4430 It seems to me that you have something big to get off of your chest. 1.2377 0.04664 122 98 19 5
4431 With a more positive attitude you could make this therapy session a truly uplifting experience. 1.2377 0.04516 122 97 21 4
4432 What seems to be weighing on your mind? 1.2374 0.04282 139 111 23 5
4433 My colleagues said, 'It's a dry weight, not a humid weight,' so everything should be okay. 1.2374 0.04282 139 111 23 5
4434 Well Garry, if this won’t straighten you up nothing will 1.2374 0.04158 139 110 25 4
4435 One must struggle against that which weighs you down. 1.2374 0.03899 139 108 29 2
4436 Yes, it's the shape of a pyramid but it won't help your problem. 1.2374 0.04282 139 111 23 5
4437 Though we may have a bit further to go,I do think therapy has removed a huge weight from your shoulders. 1.2373 0.04286 118 92 24 2
4438 I know, dear, I heard you the first time. You have a ton of things to talk about. 1.2373 0.04611 118 94 20 4
4439 Ms. Wintour... Can you stop staring and FUCKING HELP ME?!? 1.2373 0.04766 118 95 18 5
4440 Tell me how felt when your mother would say “meep meep”.. 1.2373 0.04766 118 95 18 5
4441 I wouldn't call your situation an existentialist dilemma, but it's certainly heavy. 1.2373 0.04451 118 93 22 3
4442 This is therapy to make your other issues seem insignificant. Is it working? 1.2372 0.04179 156 126 23 7
4443 No, it's not on your shoulders. 1.2372 0.03976 156 124 27 5
4444 I hope talking with you will take this huge weight off me!! 1.2372 0.04179 156 126 23 7
4445 So I hear you saying you're feeling very depressed because you have to lose a lot of weight. 1.2372 0.03871 156 123 29 4
4446 I have a frog in my throat Doc 1.2370 0.04727 135 111 16 8
4447 So you are here to get this off your chest. 1.2370 0.04362 135 108 22 5
4448 My patients all say they're under a lot of pressure, but my fees are still $350 an hour. 1.2370 0.03963 135 105 28 2
4449 Most of my patients complain about life landing on them like a ton of bricks... 1.2370 0.04233 135 107 24 4
4450 Oh please, that's not even a fraction of the weight of the world on your chest! 1.2370 0.04487 135 109 20 6
4451 I think I see what’s weighing you down. 1.2370 0.04487 135 109 20 6
4452 Oh, just a sciatica flare-up. You? 1.2370 0.04100 135 106 26 3
4453 Trust me, the emotional burden I carry watching you go through this hurts worse. 1.2370 0.04233 135 107 24 4
4454 It’s time you acknowledged the elephant in the room 1.2370 0.04362 135 108 22 5
4455 When I said,"to weigh your position," I was speaking metaphorically! 1.2368 0.04712 114 91 19 4
4456 Or, I could just write you a prescription for sildenafil. 1.2368 0.04712 114 91 19 4
4457 So I said to Uncle Vito, in confidence, that I had detected, in you, a wandering eye. 1.2366 0.04576 131 106 19 6
4458 Yeah, I know what you mean. 1.2366 0.04174 131 103 25 3
4459 It was only last week you felt you had the weight of the world on your shoulders. 1.2366 0.04312 131 104 23 4
4460 Cheer up. You've taken a great weight off your shoulders. 1.2366 0.04312 131 104 23 4
4461 You're not thinking about your loss now, are you? 1.2366 0.04446 131 105 21 5
4462 I think you’ve been putting on a little weight lately 1.2366 0.04174 131 103 25 3
4463 In your online review, if you could just mention that we got a huge weight off your shoulders? 1.2366 0.04446 131 105 21 5
4464 I do not need therapy. Just get this just this masive weight off my chest. 1.2366 0.04576 131 106 19 6
4465 Let's talk about ending treatment. 1.2366 0.04446 131 105 21 5
4466 The positive perspective here, Bernard, is your mindfulness work has really lifted that weight off just your shoulders. 1.2366 0.04030 131 102 27 2
4467 You've got to have something on your mind. 1.2366 0.04446 131 105 21 5
4468 Today, let's talk about your expectations when your hear the word "shrink". 1.2366 0.04703 131 107 17 7
4469 Tell me more about this weight pressing down on you..... 1.2365 0.04326 148 120 21 7
4470 Maybe you feel that way because you actually DO have a heavy weight on your chest! 1.2365 0.04219 148 119 23 6
4471 Oh, that was literally cry for help. 1.2365 0.04326 148 120 21 7
4472 I said weighted *blanket*. You don’t alwys need to be the Tough Guy. 1.2365 0.04326 148 120 21 7
4473 You said you wanted the weight off your shoulders 1.2365 0.04431 148 121 19 8
4474 It's against professional ethics for me to discuss Mr. Soprano's deep sea fishing plans with you 1.2365 0.04431 148 121 19 8
4475 Maybe we should focus on getting that weight off your chest. 1.2364 0.05154 110 90 14 6
4476 I see you have a heavy burden. 1.2362 0.04671 127 103 18 6
4477 Honestly Max, we can afford a panini press. 1.2362 0.04395 127 101 22 4
4478 So how long have you felt yourself under this "weight" as you describe it? 1.2362 0.04671 127 103 18 6
4479 I understand it is conditioning, but I really don't think the weight of the world will feel less oppressive tomorrow. 1.2362 0.04671 127 103 18 6
4480 Your mom put this weight on you? 1.2362 0.04251 127 100 24 3
4481 Honey, is there something you need to get off your chest? 1.2362 0.04671 127 103 18 6
4482 Just practice gratitude. It only feels like the weight of the world 1.2362 0.04671 127 103 18 6
4483 Because it was the one thing that sparked joy. 1.2362 0.04671 127 103 18 6
4484 It's not healthy to keep putting yourself down like that. 1.2362 0.04803 127 104 16 7
4485 Honestly, there is a heart of gold beating under this weight of guilt. 1.2362 0.04395 127 101 22 4
4486 Tell me about it. 1.2361 0.04180 144 115 24 5
4487 I take it you want panini for lunch again? 1.2361 0.04294 144 116 22 6
4488 I received my training from ACME Corporation University. Why do you ask? 1.2361 0.04062 144 114 26 4
4489 Weight, what? 1.2361 0.04621 144 119 16 9
4490 Looks like you got the weight off your back. 1.2361 0.04180 144 115 24 5
4491 You're still here? 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
4492 I’m so pleased by your progress over the past few weeks, Ralph: we’ve managed to remove an enormous weight from your shoulders. 1.2358 0.04483 123 98 21 4
4493 I know you've been under a lot of pressure but you can't let things weigh you down. 1.2358 0.04771 123 100 17 6
4494 How does it make you feel now that all the weight's been lifted from your shoulders? 1.2358 0.04630 123 99 19 5
4495 If it feels that real to you, perhaps you should be seeing an orthopedic surgeon rather than a psychiatrist. 1.2358 0.04483 123 98 21 4
4496 Well you might need a more rigorous weight-loss routine. 1.2357 0.04373 140 113 21 6
4497 At least now the weight is off your shoulders. 1.2357 0.04254 140 112 23 5
4498 I'm hearing thanks for helping get it off your back,but still. 1.2357 0.04713 140 116 15 9
4499 You're hour is up and my back hurts. Can you get that thing off by yourself? 1.2357 0.04132 140 111 25 4
4500 Sometimes Doc, I feel the weight of the world on me. 1.2357 0.04347 157 129 19 9
4501 I apologize for the wait, hope it wasn’t too inconvenient for you 1.2357 0.04252 157 128 21 8
4502 We can rule out anxiety, Mr Johnson. Your symptoms all point to guilt. 1.2353 0.04418 119 94 22 3
4503 This "Take a load off Fanny" thing is getting old. 1.2353 0.04418 119 94 22 3
4504 The good news is that the weight is off your shoulders. 1.2353 0.04205 136 108 24 4
4505 OK , you can get it off your chest, I’m listening!! 1.2353 0.04205 136 108 24 4
4506 Yes I realise it may seem to you that your burden is heavier than others, but... 1.2353 0.04457 136 110 20 6
4507 Now that the weight is off your shoulders... 1.2353 0.04577 119 95 20 4
4508 Tell me about your mother lode. 1.2353 0.04695 136 112 16 8
4509 This was the only way I could pin you down to set a wedding date. 1.2353 0.04326 153 125 20 8
4510 No, it needs to hit you like a ton of bricks. 1.2353 0.03682 153 119 32 2
4511 So this is what "house arrest" means. 1.2353 0.04205 136 108 24 4
4512 Sex is a weighty issue for everyone 1.2353 0.04730 119 96 18 5
4513 Will you shut up, Fred? This was the only time I've ever seen them go on sale. 1.2353 0.04226 153 124 22 7
4514 I suggest you do more sit-ups 1.2353 0.04457 136 110 20 6
4515 This will help take a great weight off your mind. 1.2353 0.04730 119 96 18 5
4516 The good news: It’s a load of f your shoulders, 1.2353 0.04577 119 95 20 4
4517 I know it's hard, but I think you still need to lose more weight. 1.2349 0.03971 149 118 27 4
4518 You feel as if you have the weight of the world on your shoulders, Charlie. Next week we can discuss why. Times is up. 1.2349 0.04300 149 121 21 7
4519 Why do you say you feel so flat emotionally? 1.2349 0.03613 149 115 33 1
4520 There’s no way around it—you’re going to feel like this until you call Sean Payton and tell him you blew the call! 1.2348 0.04283 132 105 23 4
4521 This is literally a first for me. 1.2348 0.04146 132 104 25 3
4522 Have you tried losing weight? 1.2348 0.04416 132 106 21 5
4523 Figuratively, you came to the right place. 1.2348 0.04416 132 106 21 5
4524 Well, at least it’s now off your shoulders. 1.2348 0.04545 132 107 19 6
4525 Still focused on your trivial feelings of inadequacy? 1.2348 0.04545 132 107 19 6
4526 Heavier than my wife but lighter than my boss. 1.2348 0.04416 132 106 21 5
4527 Isn't the real weight your masculinity? 1.2348 0.04991 115 94 15 6
4528 I've got to get something off my chest; I don't like this exercise. 1.2346 0.03871 162 129 28 5
4529 Do what you want, but I still think you need to call a cardiologist. 1.2345 0.04037 145 115 26 4
4530 It's a cutting edge therapy allowing you to externalize the exact weight of your mother and father. 1.2345 0.04154 145 116 24 5
4531 My name isn't 'Fanny' and I couldn't life that load anyway. 1.2345 0.04154 145 116 24 5
4532 Use your legs! 1.2345 0.04037 145 115 26 4
4533 It's a new form of therapy called "Paying up front from now on". 1.2345 0.04268 145 117 22 6
4534 I get it Frank. You think living with you is such a dream? 1.2345 0.04268 145 117 22 6
4535 You must feel better with the weight off your shoulders 1.2345 0.03916 145 114 28 3
4536 Yes, yes, I know I have to get it resized. Now tell me how you feel. 1.2344 0.04073 128 100 26 2
4537 So, you pulled into Nazareth... 1.2344 0.04365 128 102 22 4
4538 Sorry, I don't do drop-ins. 1.2344 0.04638 128 104 18 6
4539 So Doc, the stress manifests as a weight on my chest. 1.2344 0.03919 128 99 28 1
4540 The world was too heavy so I downsized. 1.2344 0.04769 128 105 16 7
4541 I'm under a lot of stress 1.2344 0.04365 128 102 22 4
4542 Then my mother said, I carried you for 12 months and did I complain?!" 1.2344 0.04503 128 103 20 5
4543 I think I’m going to need a bigger couch. 1.2344 0.04638 128 104 18 6
4544 It's a load off your head 1.2342 0.04781 111 89 18 4
4545 I am not sure I can help you get that off your chest today. 1.2340 0.04106 141 112 25 4
4546 No, it's not repression 1.2340 0.04573 141 116 17 8
4547 Let's go for a nice little boat ride. 1.2340 0.04346 141 114 21 6
4548 crushing the patriarchy has become a requirement in this office 1.2340 0.04573 141 116 17 8
4549 Do you see the coyote now? 1.2340 0.04461 141 115 19 7
4550 I have a few weighty issues I'd like to discuss with you. 1.2340 0.03980 141 111 27 3
4551 I feel like we’re making great progress here. 1.2340 0.04346 141 114 21 6
4552 It seems like you carry a lot of weight with you. 1.2340 0.04461 141 115 19 7
4553 I can only help you lift a weight off your mind, I'm afraid. 1.2340 0.03980 141 111 27 3
4554 I went to the ER first, turns out I’m not having a heart attack. 1.2340 0.04227 141 113 23 5
4555 So, tell me about that domineering mother who still haunts you?" 1.2340 0.04682 141 117 15 9
4556 Now, I'm serious, Mr. Richards. You're not leaving until we can find away to get that weight off your chest. 1.2339 0.04596 124 100 19 5
4557 I don’t know but I’m thinking it might not be just the metaphorical weight I need to get off my chest. 1.2339 0.04301 124 98 23 3
4558 What other weighty problems are concerning you today? 1.2339 0.04737 124 101 17 6
4559 Can we talk now? 1.2339 0.04596 124 100 19 5
4560 If you just open up a bit you can get a great weight off your chest 1.2339 0.04146 124 97 25 2
4561 Look on the bright side. It's not on your shoulders. 1.2338 0.03543 154 119 34 1
4562 For our next session , I will have you hang upside down. 1.2336 0.04178 137 109 24 4
4563 I just have one tiny thing to get of my chest, doctor. 1.2336 0.04305 137 110 22 5
4564 Why do you think you missed our last appointment. 1.2336 0.04547 137 112 18 7
4565 So you feel like a great weight has been lifted from you, only to be replaced with an even greater weight? 1.2336 0.04428 137 111 20 6
4566 Tell me more about the sensation of unbearable weight. 1.2336 0.03913 137 107 28 2
4567 There's just a heaviness to my life that I can't quite explain. 1.2336 0.04305 137 110 22 5
4568 On the bright side, it sounds like a lot of weight has been taken off your shoulders. 1.2336 0.04305 137 110 22 5
4569 I think you just need to figure out what's weighing you down. 1.2333 0.04274 150 122 21 7
4570 While I agree that it's substantial, I think calling it the weight of the world will interfere with your progress. 1.2333 0.04386 120 95 22 3
4571 So you think you have the "weight of the world" on you. 1.2333 0.03592 150 116 33 1
4572 You really have nothing to get off your chest? 1.2333 0.04060 150 120 25 5
4573 I don’t know doctor, I’ve been feeling like I have been carrying the weight of the world on my shoulders, but now it seems to be spreading. 1.2333 0.04223 120 94 24 2
4574 I'm sorry sir, I can only help with metaphysical weights. 1.2333 0.04168 150 121 23 6
4575 And the next time you do it I'll also tickle your feet. 1.2333 0.04168 150 121 23 6
4576 You could try exercising to flatten your stomach. 1.2333 0.03833 150 118 29 3
4577 But, at this point, who would I even be without it? 1.2333 0.04694 120 97 18 5
4578 Shouldn't that be on your shoulders? 1.2333 0.04984 120 99 14 7
4579 This is how it must feel like to carry the world. 1.2331 0.03750 163 129 30 4
4580 Try to be less defensive and consider things from the weight's perspective. 1.2331 0.04225 163 134 20 9
4581 I’ll be blunt—you need to lose some weight. 1.2331 0.04514 133 108 19 6
4582 "David Blaine's people called back and said you're on your own." 1.2331 0.04514 133 108 19 6
4583 And you feel all this weight on you because? 1.2331 0.04254 133 106 23 4
4584 How long have you felt this heavy weight on you? 1.2331 0.04386 133 107 21 5
4585 What weighty matter? 1.2331 0.04386 133 107 21 5
4586 Relax. Tell all the heaviness pressing down on you to fly away like a bird. 1.2331 0.04514 133 108 19 6
4587 My goal in therapy? Well... 1.2331 0.04386 133 107 21 5
4588 Let's work on your emotional burdens first. 1.2331 0.04386 133 107 21 5
4589 Now that you've unburdened yourself, don't you feel freer? 1.2331 0.04386 133 107 21 5
4590 We all have loads to bear, sir. 1.2331 0.04386 133 107 21 5
4591 So, what makes you think your life is a burden? 1.2331 0.04254 133 106 23 4
4592 So you say it feels like a two ton weight on your chest? Looks like one to me. 1.2331 0.04514 133 108 19 6
4593 I warned you about my overtime policy. 1.2329 0.04012 146 116 26 4
4594 So that’s your way of making a lasting impression? 1.2329 0.04128 146 117 24 5
4595 I get the trend but don't think I like this version of weighted blanket. 1.2329 0.04458 146 120 18 8
4596 You could just try crunches, Bill. 1.2329 0.04012 146 116 26 4
4597 So you want to go on a weight loss program ? 1.2329 0.04241 146 118 22 6
4598 just get it off your chest if it will make you feel beter 1.2328 0.04952 116 95 15 6
4599 I'm concerned because the last time I felt like this I needed coronary artery bypass surgery. 1.2328 0.04304 116 91 23 2
4600 I know this has been weighing on you for a long time. 1.2328 0.04640 116 93 19 4
4601 Your affect is a bit flat. 1.2327 0.03806 159 126 29 4
4602 I feel like there’s a 500 pound weight on my chest. 1.2326 0.04606 129 105 18 6
4603 I tried a weighted blanket but this works so much better 1.2326 0.04606 129 105 18 6
4604 Looks like you've moved the weight of the world down a bit from your shoulders. 1.2326 0.04472 129 104 20 5
4605 we call it "roadrunner syndrome" 1.2326 0.04472 129 104 20 5
4606 There are weights a shrink can lift, but your situation is different. 1.2324 0.04201 142 114 23 5
4607 Well... did I or did I not get that weight off your back? 1.2324 0.03956 142 112 27 3
4608 That really got the weight off my shoulders 1.2324 0.04432 142 116 19 7
4609 You just have to relax and get it off your chest. 1.2324 0.04080 142 113 25 4
4610 I told you, your check bounced. The weight comes off when you pay me what you owe me. 1.2324 0.04201 142 114 23 5
4611 I can't seem to get this weight off my chest. 1.2324 0.04432 142 116 19 7
4612 I think you're searching for balance. 1.2324 0.03827 142 111 29 2
4613 The directions said , ten minutes on daily should take care of your flatulence. 1.2323 0.03971 155 124 26 5
4614 After I told you denial is not a river in Egypt,why do you have this pyramid fixation? 1.2323 0.04075 155 125 24 6
4615 The Free Mason's called, they need their Corner Stone back! 1.2320 0.04419 125 100 21 4
4616 Being a bit melodramatic aren't you Frank? 1.2320 0.04702 125 102 17 6
4617 Well yes it's true that's why your here! 1.2320 0.04563 125 101 19 5
4618 I think you’re letting it get the best of you, Todd 1.2319 0.04277 138 111 22 5
4619 Have you considered switching to the metric system, Steven? 1.2319 0.04151 138 110 24 4
4620 You are watching the end of ‘Roma’’ and thats final! 1.2319 0.04517 138 113 18 7
4621 Thanks. That's a load on my chest! 1.2319 0.04633 138 114 16 8
4622 I'm trying not to sweat the small stuff. 1.2319 0.04517 138 113 18 7
4623 I think it's the relationship with your father, not the 2 tons of iron, that's weighing you down. 1.2319 0.03888 138 108 28 2
4624 I know it feels like you have the weight of the world on you but it's only a two ton anvil. 1.2319 0.04277 138 111 22 5
4625 So what did you pray for? 1.2319 0.04022 138 109 26 3
4626 Let me get this right. You were complaining about the weight on your shoulders... 1.2319 0.04399 138 112 20 6
4627 that's heavy 1.2319 0.04399 138 112 20 6
4628 How do you see yourself lightening up? 1.2319 0.04151 138 110 24 4
4629 Two more pounds, and you’ll be ready. 1.2319 0.04277 138 111 22 5
4630 Have you explored why this isn’t on your shoulders? 1.2319 0.04633 138 114 16 8
4631 That’s a delusion, Walter. It’s not the upcoming election that’s weighing on you—it’s the trapezoidal block on your chest. 1.2318 0.03925 151 120 27 4
4632 And finally, I don't want to be a woman anymore. So, what's on your mind, Ralph? 1.2318 0.03810 151 119 29 3
4633 You've got to get over the fact you failed the Monty Python audition. 1.2318 0.03925 151 120 27 4
4634 Are you starting to see things from my perspective? 1.2318 0.04144 151 122 23 6
4635 It's a pretty simple diet! 1.2318 0.03810 151 119 29 3
4636 No, this is CrossFit. The therapist is down the hall. 1.2318 0.04036 151 121 25 5
4637 That's the weight of responsibility. How does it feel? 1.2317 0.03628 164 129 32 3
4638 I hear what you're saying Mr. Smith, but if you take a step back and look at things you don't really have the weight of the world on your shoulders. 1.2317 0.03730 164 130 30 4
4639 Heavy regrets for one's vote are not that uncommon. 1.2314 0.04659 121 98 18 5
4640 Try to visualise this "pressing weight" for me 1.2314 0.04354 121 96 22 3
4641 Interesting. You say it it feels like you have a two-ton weight to get off your chest. Why don’t we start there? Tell me more. 1.2314 0.04509 121 97 20 4
4642 After this, if you don't tell me her name, you'll have to sit through 24 hours of Trump rally speeches. 1.2313 0.04607 134 110 17 7
4643 I see you that you have a very heavy burden to carry. 1.2313 0.04357 134 108 21 5
4644 So what seems to be weighing you down? 1.2313 0.04484 134 109 19 6
4645 It's all in how you frame it. Think 'panini press'. 1.2313 0.04091 134 106 25 3
4646 So you feel a heavy weight on your chest. What do you think it's about? 1.2313 0.03952 134 105 27 2
4647 I guess not all that brings you joy can be thrown out. 1.2313 0.04607 134 110 17 7
4648 Susan was not impressed by David's gravitas. 1.2313 0.04357 134 108 21 5
4649 At least it's not the weight of the world." 1.2313 0.04484 134 109 19 6
4650 You’re not leaving until you give me your copay. 1.2313 0.04431 147 121 18 8
4651 A ton of thimgs have been weighing on me this week Doc. 1.2313 0.04215 147 119 22 6
4652 Sure, you can watch your weight. But I think you're missing the point 1.2313 0.04431 147 121 18 8
4653 Honey, I'm really feeling a lot of pressure right now in our marriage. 1.2313 0.03988 147 117 26 4
4654 After a few more sessions, you should find it much easier to get things off your chest. 1.2313 0.04103 147 118 24 5
4655 Your chiropractor sucks. 1.2312 0.03887 160 128 27 5
4656 I feel as if a great weight has been lifted from my shoulders- 1.2308 0.04164 130 103 24 3
4657 I see you’re no longer feeling that weight on your shoulders. 1.2308 0.04174 143 115 23 5
4658 This weighted blanket phase of yours has gone too far! 1.2308 0.04441 130 105 20 5
4659 Well, I did manage to get this weight off my shoulders. 1.2308 0.03931 143 113 27 3
4660 Weighted Blanket for Extremists 1.2308 0.04174 143 115 23 5
4661 What ever happened to the problem of having an ALBATROSS around you neck 1.2308 0.04174 143 115 23 5
4662 Tell me more about what's been weighing on you. 1.2308 0.04055 143 114 25 4
4663 Let's review this obsession with hair loss once more. 1.2308 0.04441 130 105 20 5
4664 Can you be more specific when you say you feel “weighted down”? 1.2308 0.04573 130 106 18 6
4665 Karen, how are we ever going to make this relationship work if you refuse to carry your own weight? 1.2308 0.04164 130 103 24 3
4666 No wonder why everyone said that I’d feel a weight lifted after my first visit. 1.2308 0.04018 130 102 26 2
4667 I thought I told you not to bring your mother this week. 1.2308 0.04761 117 95 17 5
4668 How often do you feel you have the weight of the world on you? 1.2308 0.03842 156 124 28 4
4669 Just pretend it’s one of those new fangled blankets. 1.2308 0.04174 143 115 23 5
4670 Mr. Snodgrass, I’m afraid I can be of no help to you unless you’re honest with me. You clearly said you have a heavy weight on your SHOULDERS. 1.2308 0.04514 143 118 17 8
4671 Let me guess, ‘Sixteen Tons.’ Earworms can be annoying. 1.2308 0.05185 130 111 8 11
4672 Yes, Mr. Jones you do indeed have a lot of pressure on you. but leave it at work! 1.2308 0.03931 143 113 27 3
4673 Once it's lifted, you're ready for the weight of your guilt. 1.2308 0.04914 117 96 15 6
4674 Sorry, but I'm not the 'get it off your chest' analyst. I'm the 'Mommy hated me' with just a bit of 'my penis is too small' analyst. 1.2308 0.04291 143 116 21 6
4675 Looks like you gained some weight since you were here last. 1.2308 0.04055 143 114 25 4
4676 It’s a concrete metaphor for your ever lovin’ state of denial. 1.2303 0.04012 152 122 25 5
4677 Well actually it’s not just a feeling of a weight being on you. 1.2303 0.04012 152 122 25 5
4678 Are you under a lot of stress? 1.2303 0.04012 152 122 25 5
4679 Being underweight isn't healthy. 1.2303 0.04522 152 127 15 10
4680 I"m sure this session will take a huge weight off your chest! 1.2302 0.04249 139 112 22 5
4681 You seem to be carrying some weight 1.2302 0.04488 139 114 18 7
4682 Doctor, sometimes I feel like the weight of the world is on me... 1.2302 0.04249 139 112 22 5
4683 Got a match? 1.2302 0.04530 126 102 19 5
4684 I told you that your sins would weigh heavily upon you. 1.2302 0.04802 126 104 15 7
4685 Before we start, can I get you anything to make you feel more comfy? A blanket perhaps? 1.2302 0.04668 126 103 17 6
4686 Doc; It was great to get the weight off my shoulders, but this is not what I had in mind. 1.2302 0.04530 126 102 19 5
4687 That’s not what I meant by putting some weight on. 1.2302 0.04088 126 99 25 2
4688 And how long have you had this illusion of carrying the weight of the world on yourself? 1.2302 0.04241 126 100 23 3
4689 Well, at least the weight isn't on your shoulders any more. 1.2297 0.04298 148 121 20 7
4690 It may be time to give the weight of the world to your own kids. It was only on temporary loan from your parents. 1.2297 0.03846 148 117 28 3
4691 I see no reason not to go to twice a week. 1.2297 0.04078 148 119 24 5
4692 Does it feel like the weight of the world is on your shoulders NOW? 1.2296 0.04064 135 107 25 3
4693 So you feel like you have a weight on your chest? 1.2296 0.04454 135 110 19 6
4694 Can I give you a lift? 1.2296 0.04064 135 107 25 3
4695 You are right dear, we should have gone with the Bariatric surgery. 1.2296 0.04198 135 108 23 4
4696 So, I understand your under a lot of pressure. Forgive me, but is seems so obvious. 1.2296 0.04454 135 110 19 6
4697 Dr. Howard did say you were a little underweight. 1.2296 0.04328 135 109 21 5
4698 Usually I address taking a load off my patient’s mind, but in your case I think we should take a different approach 1.2296 0.04328 135 109 21 5
4699 Well, so much for that chandelier. 1.2296 0.04328 135 109 21 5
4700 At least we've moved the weight from your shoulders. 1.2295 0.04625 122 99 18 5
4701 Relax Fred, its just a monday, dont be so dramatic. 1.2295 0.04162 122 96 24 2
4702 All you need to do is take a deep breath and imagine your cares and worries just floating away 1.2295 0.04625 122 99 18 5
4703 You'll thank me later. 1.2295 0.04625 122 99 18 5
4704 It used to be called chronic anxiety disorder. Now we call it a 2-ton block of solid concretosis. 1.2295 0.04909 122 101 14 7
4705 I think I need some help getting this off my chest... 1.2295 0.04769 122 100 16 6
4706 You manifested what looks like a physical manifestation. 1.2293 0.04128 157 128 22 7
4707 Sexahloic Therapy 1.2293 0.03926 157 126 26 5
4708 It seems like there's something weighing on you. 1.2292 0.04376 144 118 19 7
4709 Enough already with your mother's overwhelming oppression, your suffocating guilt, your emotional paralysis - Get it off your chest! 1.2292 0.04148 144 116 23 5
4710 Just 10 more minutes, Mat. This exercise helps you understand what “carrying all this weight” means. 1.2292 0.04030 144 115 25 4
4711 I think we need more than one man to change this light bulb. 1.2292 0.04376 144 118 19 7
4712 You say you feel depressed? 1.2292 0.04376 144 118 19 7
4713 Be strong, sweetie, I just have to put the top on the pyramid 1.2290 0.04411 131 106 20 5
4714 I wanted to feel the weight of my emotions. 1.2290 0.04542 131 107 18 6
4715 If the cliche is correct, you're carrying it with the wrong part of your body. 1.2290 0.04411 131 106 20 5
4716 You said sleeping next to me didn’t do anything for your serotonin, so you wanted a gravity blanket. Well here you go! 1.2290 0.04914 131 110 12 9
4717 Honestly, I think you need to see someone else about getting this weight off your chest." 1.2290 0.04669 131 108 16 7
4718 Between Sartre, Nietzsche, Schopenhauer and the imminent climate disaster I'm starting to think you may have a point with your bouts of despair. Does that make you feel validated? 1.2290 0.04411 131 106 20 5
4719 Don't worry, you'll be fine, it's really just thirteen tons and deeper in debt! 1.2288 0.05164 118 99 11 8
4720 I'm pretty sure this is what they meant by bench pressing, but I don't feel stronger. 1.2288 0.04876 118 97 15 6
4721 Depression can feel like that. 1.2288 0.04240 118 93 23 2
4722 I think we're making progress. 1.2288 0.04725 118 96 17 5
4723 So, another day older and deeper in debt. How does that make you feel? 1.2288 0.04198 153 125 21 7
4724 I don't think this is a symptom of your hypochondria. 1.2286 0.03971 140 111 26 3
4725 It’s just a feeling. 1.2286 0.04222 140 113 22 5
4726 Of course you have problems, with a dumbbell like that in your life. 1.2286 0.04459 140 115 18 7
4727 I'm under a lot of pressure at work and at home. 1.2286 0.04098 140 112 24 4
4728 I t used to be on my shoulders. 1.2286 0.03703 140 109 30 1
4729 I'm sorry, Mr. Smith, but my work is more about alleviating emotional weight, not actual weight. 1.2283 0.04211 127 101 23 3
4730 John, I don't care what Gwyneth Paltrow says. This does not qualify as self-care.' 1.2283 0.04635 127 104 17 6
4731 You're supposed to carry that on your shoulders. 1.2283 0.04498 127 103 19 5
4732 Most people can't wait to get off the couch, but you? 1.2283 0.04211 127 101 23 3
4733 Yes, I'm having sex with the weight. Is that so wrong? 1.2283 0.04635 127 104 17 6
4734 Do you regret cementing the relationship? 1.2283 0.03945 184 152 22 10
4735 Well the upside is that I can finally find stillness. 1.2282 0.04164 149 121 22 6
4736 Actually, your condition is quite common. 1.2282 0.04054 149 120 24 5
4737 It will feel so good once it's over. Promise. 1.2279 0.04545 136 112 17 7
4738 It's not your fault, Bruce. I'll call maintenance. 1.2279 0.04424 136 111 19 6
4739 You’re right. It’s not like you can’t get up because you’ve got the cat on your lap. 1.2279 0.03758 136 106 29 1
4740 So, you feel like you’re being smothered by a ton of weight. 1.2279 0.04545 136 112 17 7
4741 But how are your internal organs being crushed affecting those around you? 1.2279 0.04424 136 111 19 6
4742 I still can't believe this one minute diet method will give you six pack abs for the rest of your life. 1.2279 0.04424 136 111 19 6
4743 I put that weight on all my patients so they realize the psychological weight they feel on their shoulders is nothing to really worry about. 1.2279 0.04299 136 110 21 5
4744 Tell me about all this weight you're under at work. 1.2279 0.04424 136 111 19 6
4745 It's clear that you've externalized your obesity problem. 1.2279 0.04171 136 109 23 4
4746 Okay, okay, it's not THAT pressing a problem. 1.2279 0.04545 136 112 17 7
4747 I dont have a weighted blanket for you, but my last client left this behind. 1.2279 0.04171 136 109 23 4
4748 The book did say this is the best way to treat an umbilical hernia. 1.2278 0.04105 158 129 22 7
4749 Don't exaggerate it. Clearly, you are unable to sympathize with what I am feeling. 1.2278 0.03799 158 126 28 4
4750 I’m trying to remember that David Bowie song, and it’s driving me crazy! 1.2278 0.04297 158 131 18 9
4751 Take a load off your chest why don't ya. 1.2276 0.04443 123 99 20 4
4752 When did you start having the feeling that the weight of the world was on you? 1.2276 0.04132 123 97 24 2
4753 Remember Mr. Smith, it’s all in your head. 1.2276 0.04591 123 100 18 5
4754 You should have left it at the penitentiary when they released you. 1.2276 0.04349 145 119 19 7
4755 We're making progress, but only you can know when the weight is lifted. 1.2276 0.04005 145 116 25 4
4756 If you feel like you're having a heat attack, we should call 911. 1.2276 0.03883 145 115 27 3
4757 Leonard, I'm not sure how much that will help if the tractor beam can pull an entire city into their ship. 1.2276 0.04564 145 121 15 9
4758 Nobody has flatter abs. 1.2276 0.03883 145 115 27 3
4759 This should bring you back down to earth 1.2276 0.04005 145 116 25 4
4760 I have to do the housework, and YOU think You have burdens? 1.2276 0.04123 145 117 23 5
4761 Heavy, yes. But, it's not the weight of the world! 1.2276 0.04123 145 117 23 5
4762 Boy, you've got to carry that weight, carry that weight a long time... ...sing it with me! ...boy... 1.2276 0.04005 145 116 25 4
4763 Once we finish this session you will be able to feel the weight lifted off of you 1.2273 0.04174 154 126 21 7
4764 Let’s start with something less weighty. 1.2273 0.03965 154 124 25 5
4765 This is what sex with Margret feels like. 1.2273 0.04511 132 108 18 6
4766 A weighty issue, sir? 1.2273 0.04381 132 107 20 5
4767 Yes, repression may adversely affect your love life... Why do you ask? 1.2273 0.04274 154 127 19 8
4768 And you still think that 'smothering' is the best way to describe your mother? 1.2273 0.04108 132 105 24 3
4769 Trust me...it’s far more successful than the Keto diet! 1.2273 0.03745 154 122 29 3
4770 Thanks, it felt really good to get all that off my chest 1.2273 0.04381 132 107 20 5
4771 I don't see why you're so upset. After all, you asked to be put on the weight list. 1.2270 0.04314 141 115 20 6
4772 My practice is Elizabethan therapy. 1.2270 0.04430 141 116 18 7
4773 Turning inward allows you to mindfully accept any minor discomfort 1.2270 0.04430 141 116 18 7
4774 Before we talk about this weight that you feel, can we go back to the skeletons in the closet that you were talking about last week? 1.2270 0.04195 141 114 22 5
4775 Don't just say that you have the weight of the world on you! That's obvious. I want to know what's in your unconscious. 1.2270 0.04430 141 116 18 7
4776 You are carrying a lot of weight around with you; let's get to the cause. 1.2270 0.04195 141 114 22 5
4777 Just think abs 1.2270 0.04543 141 117 16 8
4778 I don't know what it is but lately I've been feeling pretty depressed 1.2269 0.04839 119 98 15 6
4779 Fred couldn't quite put his finger on it but as the months passed by in monotony he gradually came to realize that something significant was weighing upon his soul. 1.2269 0.04839 119 98 15 6
4780 That generic Viagra sure does work funny. 1.2267 0.04139 150 122 22 6
4781 Didn't you mention last session that your mother's name was Anvil? 1.2267 0.04246 150 123 20 7
4782 Are you sure it's the additional weight that is keeping you from moving forward with your life? 1.2267 0.04139 150 122 22 6
4783 What exactly do you mean by ‘the weight of public opinion’? 1.2267 0.03917 150 120 26 4
4784 All things come to those who wait. 1.2266 0.04602 128 105 17 6
4785 I got tired of the weight always being on my shoulders. 1.2266 0.04327 128 103 21 4
4786 Please describe the way you are feeling. 1.2266 0.04182 128 102 23 3
4787 So I hear you have some heavy baggage... 1.2266 0.04466 128 104 19 5
4788 Let me begin this session with an observation. You seem to be dealing with a heavy heart. 1.2264 0.03671 159 126 30 3
4789 Well, at least it's not on your shoulders. 1.2264 0.04081 159 130 22 7
4790 I don't think that's quite equal to the weight of the world. 1.2263 0.04143 137 110 23 4
4791 Now then. That should end the heavy breathing going forward today! 1.2263 0.04271 137 111 21 5
4792 Your wife seemed very insistent on you talking with me today, didn't she? 1.2263 0.04395 137 112 19 6
4793 Relax, take a deep breath and hold for a count of 10 1.2263 0.04143 137 110 23 4
4794 So tell me more about what you feel is “weighing you down?” 1.2263 0.04012 137 109 25 3
4795 Some days I feel a slight pressure weighing on me. 1.2263 0.04395 137 112 19 6
4796 I hope you're going to be able to take that with you. My next appointment is at 3:20. 1.2263 0.04515 137 113 17 7
4797 I think I'll call 911, 1.2263 0.03876 137 108 27 2
4798 Can I press you on that? 1.2263 0.04271 137 111 21 5
4799 We need to talk. 1.2263 0.04012 137 109 25 3
4800 Don’t be so dramatic. It only feels like a heart attack. 1.2263 0.04143 137 110 23 4
4801 Your depression, it would seem to me, is the direct result of feeling so heavily burdened 1.2263 0.04143 137 110 23 4
4802 Think about something else besides yourself for once! 1.2261 0.04793 115 94 16 5
4803 Firm enough? 1.2261 0.04289 115 91 22 2
4804 Looks like our time is up. Next week we'll try the 'Guilt Ball and Chain'. 1.2261 0.04464 115 92 20 3
4805 I'll work it off after the holidays 1.2260 0.04322 146 120 19 7
4806 You have managed to get it off your shoulders, haven't you? 1.2260 0.04097 146 118 23 5
4807 Well...at least the weight is off my shoulders!? 1.2260 0.04097 146 118 23 5
4808 I'm feeling like that Big Mac was a bad idea. 1.2260 0.03860 146 116 27 3
4809 Maybe if you change your attitude... 1.2260 0.04211 146 119 21 6
4810 Until you buy me a new iron, it'll have to do 1.2258 0.04047 155 126 23 6
4811 Feel any better with that weight off your shoulders? 1.2258 0.04411 124 100 20 4
4812 I can see now how much your problems are weighing on you. 1.2258 0.04557 124 101 18 5
4813 And just what makes you think you have the weight of the world on you Mr. Smith? 1.2258 0.04837 124 103 14 7
4814 Do you feel that you can talk about anything else but your Mother 1.2258 0.04149 155 127 21 7
4815 Looks like the new medication is causing a little weight gain. 1.2258 0.04260 124 99 22 3
4816 So you say you feel as light as a feather... 1.2258 0.04103 124 98 24 2
4817 As your therapist, I'm here to help, but excess baggage fees will apply. 1.2258 0.04149 155 127 21 7
4818 Sorry, but I'm not familiar with Monty Python. 1.2258 0.04557 124 101 18 5
4819 Under pressure much today? 1.2258 0.03609 155 122 31 2
4820 Makes that weight on your chest seem kind of small doesn’t it? 1.2258 0.04260 124 99 22 3
4821 And did squishing him make you feel better? 1.2256 0.04351 133 108 20 5
4822 Come on, Harold. You are making too big a deal about your "weighty" problems! 1.2256 0.04351 133 108 20 5
4823 Well, Mr. Robertson, I do hope we have gotten that monkey off your back. 1.2256 0.04351 133 108 20 5
4824 As a psychotherapist I hear that cliche all the time, but remember the weight on your chest is imaginary, it's all in your head. 1.2256 0.04351 133 108 20 5
4825 Can you tell me a bit more about the feeling that you are "pinned down by a half ton weight"? 1.2256 0.04605 133 110 16 7
4826 nom visualize all your problem being lifted away. 1.2256 0.03791 133 104 28 1
4827 I can't know what's bothering you unless you tell me. Trust me; it will be a weight off your chest. 1.2256 0.04218 133 107 22 4
4828 This wasn't what I expected when I said: "I need more cowbell" 1.2256 0.04480 133 109 18 6
4829 Ayn is right. Atlas Shrugged. 1.2256 0.04480 133 109 18 6
4830 Now we'll see if you can say "I feel like a weight has been lifted off me." 1.2256 0.03939 133 105 26 2
4831 How long have you felt like the weight of the world is upon you? 1.2256 0.04351 133 108 20 5
4832 If you can't get it up, your magnetism is probably not going to help you. 1.2256 0.04351 133 108 20 5
4833 Let me guess, there is a weight on you 1.2254 0.04047 142 114 24 4
4834 You'll feel a lot lighter if you just let yourself free associate to whatever is weighing you down. 1.2254 0.04047 142 114 24 4
4835 I get that it is weighing on you. 1.2254 0.04168 142 115 22 5
4836 I didn’t say breath out yet 1.2254 0.04168 142 115 22 5
4837 I guarantee you will feel so much lighter after this session 1.2254 0.04047 142 114 24 4
4838 Now whose the dumb bell ? 1.2254 0.04168 142 115 22 5
4839 Even if they are successful weightlifters, you have to stop letting your brothers keep you down like this. 1.2254 0.03921 142 113 26 3
4840 No, I don't notice anything strange. 1.2252 0.03779 151 120 28 3
4841 Now that the weight is off your shoulders, what do you want to discuss now? 1.2252 0.04114 151 123 22 6
4842 Doc, when I called and said I literally have this huge weight on me, I really meant literally. 1.2252 0.03779 151 120 28 3
4843 What's weighing on you, Todd. 1.2250 0.03757 160 128 28 4
4844 I guess your dating profile did say that you like to make an impression. 1.2248 0.04005 129 102 25 2
4845 My apologies for the weight. 1.2248 0.04700 129 107 15 7
4846 You definitely have a weighty problem! 1.2248 0.04296 129 104 21 4
4847 It’s the latest doormat therapy 1.2248 0.04005 129 102 25 2
4848 I can promise you’ll feel better in 50 minutes. 1.2248 0.04827 129 108 13 8
4849 I think you meant figuratively, my dear. 1.2248 0.03850 129 101 27 1
4850 This tremendous weight may be lifted from you during our next session. 1.2248 0.04153 129 103 23 3
4851 So you just kept saying "Take a load off Annie, Take a load off" So there you are............ 1.2248 0.04153 129 103 23 3
4852 You say this began as a weight on your chest? 1.2246 0.04243 138 112 21 5
4853 Dr to Patient: "It looks like you have a lot weighing on you today." 1.2246 0.04116 138 111 23 4
4854 Although It may feel like the weight of the world is on your shoulders, 800,000 federal employees would beg to differ and beg for food 1.2246 0.04243 138 112 21 5
4855 Sorry, honey, I couldn’t find a blanket. 1.2246 0.04243 138 112 21 5
4856 Let’s just sit here for 50 minutes and remember how your mother pressured you. 1.2246 0.04243 138 112 21 5
4857 I still feel like I weigh a ton. 1.2246 0.03986 138 110 25 3
4858 It will help control your displacement issues. 1.2246 0.03566 138 107 31 0
4859 Of course, it's up to you if you want to discontinue therapy, but I think you'll agree you were a real mess a couple of years ago. 1.2245 0.04185 147 120 21 6
4860 We're going to have to leave it here for today, but let's start next session with some more heavy lifting. 1.2245 0.04072 147 119 23 5
4861 Okay, who can I blame for my weight problem? 1.2244 0.03813 156 125 27 4
4862 This wasn't what I had in mind when I said, "Don't run away from your depression." 1.2244 0.03472 156 122 33 1
4863 Why did you bring the weight with you again, the whole point of you being here is to leave it at home. 1.2241 0.04911 116 96 14 6
4864 I used to be just a metaphor. 1.2240 0.04230 125 100 22 3
4865 I admit it I do have a crush on you 1.2240 0.04524 125 102 18 5
4866 I'm sorry about that. The Trump Mega Condo construction workers didn't get paid again. 1.2240 0.04230 125 100 22 3
4867 Or, have you thought of it as the chance to become panini? 1.2240 0.04379 125 101 20 4
4868 Stop complaining. I carry the weight of the world on my shoulders every day. 1.2240 0.04230 125 100 22 3
4869 I'm glad you no longer feel that the weight of the world is on your shoulders. 1.2240 0.04379 125 101 20 4
4870 The chiropractor is out today. Let's see if this helps. 1.2240 0.04379 125 101 20 4
4871 Have you ever considered maybe taking the weight of your chest? 1.2240 0.04524 125 102 18 5
4872 Therapy takes time, but it’s worth the weight. 1.2240 0.04074 125 99 24 2
4873 I charge hourly to lift metaphorical weights, for this it'll be by the pound. 1.2239 0.04190 134 108 22 4
4874 So, carrying your own weight is not enough? 1.2239 0.04449 134 110 18 6
4875 your mother issues seem to carry a lot of weight today 1.2239 0.04054 134 107 24 3
4876 Weighted down? Tell me more 1.2239 0.04322 134 109 20 5
4877 Can you give me 5 minutes to go to the bathroom before you start unloading? 1.2238 0.04373 143 118 18 7
4878 God, I hate weighting rooms. 1.2238 0.04373 143 118 18 7
4879 Now don't you feel better with that weight off your shoulders? 1.2238 0.04373 143 118 18 7
4880 That’s not what I meant when I said ‘weighted blanket.’ 1.2238 0.04485 143 119 16 8
4881 There are things in life that are hard to shake. 1.2238 0.04021 143 115 24 4
4882 Sidney, I think you took a ton of back therapy too literally. 1.2238 0.03897 143 114 26 3
4883 The Viagra box says call a doctor, I'm not that kind of doctor. 1.2238 0.04259 143 117 20 6
4884 Honey, when you said you were going to flatten your abs, that's NOT what I had in mind! 1.2238 0.04259 143 117 20 6
4885 I don’t care about the weight of the World. Just get this damn thing off me! 1.2238 0.04142 143 116 22 5
4886 You’re no fun anymore. 1.2238 0.04021 143 115 24 4
4887 'Relax and keep your eyes closed. Once the crane arrives, we should be able to remove the overbearing pressure from your chest." 1.2238 0.04021 143 115 24 4
4888 I feel your accessorizing choice is a bit heavy. 1.2238 0.04142 143 116 22 5
4889 Your description sounds worryingly like a heart attack, dear. 1.2238 0.04021 143 115 24 4
4890 I want you to imagine the feeling of weightlessness. Then, I want you to bring that vision into reality. 1.2238 0.04485 143 119 16 8
4891 That's my job -- to take the weight off your shoulders. 1.2237 0.03517 152 119 32 1
4892 I sometimes feel so put upon. 1.2237 0.04090 152 124 22 6
4893 So, you feel that the weight of the world is on you? 1.2236 0.03938 161 131 24 6
4894 Don’t worry, we have meds for that. 1.2235 0.03801 170 138 26 6
4895 Stop complaining, at least it isn't on your shoulders! 1.2235 0.03980 170 140 22 8
4896 Might an attitude adjustment help? 1.2231 0.04467 121 98 19 4
4897 And when you opened the door to their room and saw your parents using metaphors, how did that make you feel? 1.2231 0.04766 121 100 15 6
4898 When you said you had some weighty matters to deal with, I did not realize you meant literally. 1.2231 0.04404 130 106 19 5
4899 My time is up already? You’ll have to get this off my chest first. 1.2231 0.04404 130 106 19 5
4900 Only *you* can lose weight. 1.2231 0.03977 130 103 25 2
4901 Weight for it... 1.2231 0.04404 130 106 19 5
4902 I really don't know why you told the psychiatrist you feel weighed down. 1.2231 0.04125 130 104 23 3
4903 I just don't have a ton of stuff to talk about doc. 1.2231 0.04125 130 104 23 3
4904 So much for your 'not taking this lying down.' 1.2231 0.04125 130 104 23 3
4905 So you've managed to get the weight off your shoulder. 1.2231 0.04404 130 106 19 5
4906 Is there any chance the crushing weight you feel is all in your head? 1.2230 0.03826 139 110 27 2
4907 You don't "have" to carry that around with you. 1.2230 0.04090 139 112 23 4
4908 So you no longer feel the weight of the world on your shoulders, right? 1.2230 0.04090 139 112 23 4
4909 Okay, get a load off your chest. 1.2230 0.04215 139 113 21 5
4910 I can see it's weighing on you. 1.2230 0.04269 148 122 19 7
4911 Why don't you give sit-ups another chance? 1.2230 0.04048 148 120 23 5
4912 At least your shoulders are better. 1.2230 0.03691 148 117 29 2
4913 When said a great weight would be lifted I employed a bit of literalism because I'm not quite as Jung as I look. 1.2230 0.04160 148 121 21 6
4914 Well, I am Dr. Crane so I suppose if anyone can lift your obvious burdens..." 1.2230 0.03691 148 117 29 2
4915 No, that’s not your mother sitting on your chest 1.2230 0.04160 148 121 21 6
4916 I’m afraid you have the weighted blanket concept all wrong. 1.2230 0.04269 148 122 19 7
4917 If you want my recommendation, either invest in a crane or a gym membership. 1.2230 0.04160 148 121 21 6
4918 So, what do you want to get off your chest? 1.2229 0.04101 157 129 21 7
4919 I told you when we first started dating to get that off your chest. 1.2222 0.04225 117 93 22 2
4920 That's our time for today. Do you feel the weight on your chest has been lifted? 1.2222 0.04027 135 108 24 3
4921 Use your words, Lincoln. For this to work you need to use your words! 1.2222 0.03996 144 116 24 4
4922 Let's talk about that weight you feel on your chest sometimes. 1.2222 0.03742 135 106 28 1
4923 Well, I told ya I had a ton of issues to lay on ya. 1.2222 0.04027 135 108 24 3
4924 This weight you say you feel on your chest...I think it will take many sessions to get to the root cause. 1.2222 0.04396 117 94 20 3
4925 I'm sorry, that's all the ton we have for today. 1.2222 0.03916 162 132 24 6
4926 How long have you been in the weighting room? 1.2222 0.04170 153 126 20 7
4927 Well, at least it's not the weight of the world on your shoulders. 1.2222 0.04116 144 117 22 5
4928 What are you 'weighting' for? Get it? It's like a pun. 1.2222 0.04719 117 96 16 5
4929 So it all started yesterday when I noticed the cute desk receptionist at the gym 1.2222 0.04631 126 104 16 6
4930 Weight, don't tell me! 1.2222 0.03849 153 123 26 4
4931 Use your words to tell me how it makes you feel. 1.2222 0.04162 135 109 22 4
4932 So you're feeling weighted down? 1.2222 0.03873 144 115 26 3
4933 How does that make your wang-doodle feel? 1.2222 0.04233 144 118 20 6
4934 No, I mean literally-- it's your anchor. 1.2222 0.04116 144 117 22 5
4935 That's not what I meant when I said we needed to get that weight off of your shoulders. 1.2222 0.04027 135 108 24 3
4936 No, you can’t leave it here till your next session. 1.2222 0.04492 126 103 18 5
4937 Next session, we'll try to lift it off the left shoulder. 1.2222 0.04348 126 102 20 4
4938 Now that I have your attention... . 1.2222 0.04348 126 102 20 4
4939 Hopefully Mueller will conclude his investigation soon. 1.2215 0.03978 158 129 23 6
4940 In this case, I say "real". 1.2215 0.04243 149 123 19 7
4941 The whole thing is really weighing on me, doc. 1.2215 0.04023 149 121 23 5
4942 When you said you felt the weight of the world on your shoulders I thought you were speaking figuratively. 1.2214 0.04188 140 114 21 5
4943 So, 15 sessions, $500 a pop, we'll get that guilt off you. Cheaper than hiring a crane to come in here.... 1.2214 0.04309 140 115 19 6
4944 Have you tried the power of positive thinking? 1.2214 0.04188 140 114 21 5
4945 What weight? 1.2214 0.04064 140 113 23 4
4946 That must be a great weight off your shoulders. 1.2214 0.04427 140 116 17 7
4947 Doc, I dunno why I can't get it up. 1.2214 0.04188 140 114 21 5
4948 The good news. The ton of weight on my shoulders has lessened, relatively speaking of course. 1.2214 0.04238 131 106 21 4
4949 The guilt is crushing me... 1.2214 0.04506 131 108 17 6
4950 The doctor said this should work...just go to your happy place. 1.2214 0.04506 131 108 17 6
4951 Is there a cure when the weight of the world is literally on your shoulders? In a word, 'no.' 1.2214 0.04238 131 106 21 4
4952 You say you have the feeling of an oppressive weight bearing down on you. Where do you think that comes from? 1.2214 0.04506 131 108 17 6
4953 You don’t bear the weight of the world. For Gid’s sake, it’s only 4,800 pounds. 1.2214 0.04506 131 108 17 6
4954 So, you designed airline seating before becoming a therapist? 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
4955 Now can we watch Netflix together? 1.2213 0.04730 122 101 15 6
4956 Try not to worry about how you are feeling right now - just be one with the moment... 1.2212 0.04486 113 91 19 3
4957 Shall we continue last week’s discussion about your sit-ups compulsion? 1.2209 0.03695 163 131 28 4
4958 Good thoughts in, bad thoughts out. 1.2208 0.04146 154 127 20 7
4959 When the Doctor suggested you place a compress on your abdominal area, I doubt this is what he meant. 1.2208 0.03714 154 123 28 3
4960 He had a feeling that therapy would not help him lose the weight. 1.2207 0.04428 145 121 16 8
4961 Your time’s up...I think you’re making great progress. Don't you feel lighter already? 1.2207 0.03972 145 117 24 4
4962 I prefered it when the wieght was on my sholders. 1.2207 0.04206 145 119 20 6
4963 Yes, it’s painful but we agreed that this will help you with your goal to transition to a pancake. 1.2207 0.04535 145 122 14 9
4964 As Sigmund Freud once wrote, tighten the core, exhale and then push. 1.2207 0.04091 145 118 22 5
4965 I promise this weight will lift at the end of our hour together. 1.2207 0.03849 145 116 26 3
4966 Pressed Depressed. Is there really a difference? 1.2206 0.04000 136 109 24 3
4967 I guess using it as a belt buckle is an improvement over the pinky ring idea. 1.2206 0.04134 136 110 22 4
4968 Warren, we've been speaking for a while about a growing weight you've been feeling. Is there something you'd like to get off your chest? 1.2206 0.04390 136 112 18 6
4969 This is not what I meant when I said "Show me how you feel" 1.2206 0.04390 136 112 18 6
4970 It's the only way for you to understand the weight of your bad decisions. 1.2206 0.04264 136 111 20 5
4971 Don't think of it as a weight on your chest, think of it as a barrier or a wall. 1.2206 0.04512 136 113 16 7
4972 You feel it’s become unbearable. 1.2205 0.04317 127 103 20 4
4973 Well it’s a weight off my mind 1.2205 0.04317 127 103 20 4
4974 It just feels like the weight of the world is on me, ya know? 1.2205 0.04317 127 103 20 4
4975 So you’ve been told you have a flat affect? 1.2205 0.04460 127 104 18 5
4976 You want to talk about burdens on our relationship? 1.2205 0.04317 127 103 20 4
4977 Let's try two Xanax and a trauma surgeon. 1.2205 0.04170 127 102 22 3
4978 Yes doctor. Life has placed an enormous weight on me 1.2205 0.04317 127 103 20 4
4979 I haven’t seen you this depressed since just before the holidays, Mr Williams. 1.2205 0.04598 127 105 16 6
4980 You say you have a weight you want lifted from your chest? 1.2203 0.04362 118 95 20 3
4981 Now we’re making headway! Soon you should realize you’re problems aren’t heavy, just bulky 1.2203 0.04193 118 94 22 2
4982 Just a reminder that payment is due at time of service. 1.2201 0.03748 159 128 27 4
4983 You don’t want to talk about it...do you. 1.2201 0.03641 159 127 29 3
4984 Now you know how I felt. 1.2200 0.03885 150 121 25 4
4985 It is my view that you do not have a weight on your shoulders. 1.2200 0.03768 150 120 27 3
4986 It's designed to reduce hyperbole when describing your emotions. Now what was the other thing you were saying--something about 'feeling emasculated'? 1.2200 0.03768 150 120 27 3
4987 I could put nails in it if you prefer. 1.2200 0.03768 150 120 27 3
4988 Take as long as you need to get it off. I’m paid by the hour. 1.2200 0.03885 150 121 25 4
4989 It's like I'm suffocating, but metaphorically. 1.2200 0.03999 150 122 23 5
4990 Is she still angry ? 1.2200 0.04109 150 123 21 6
4991 You've made yourself perfectly clear, Jerry. 1.2200 0.04109 150 123 21 6
4992 Tell me more about the pressure you are feeling because of the cost of therapy. 1.2200 0.03999 150 122 23 5
4993 OK, one more time, after me, ‘Nothing can stop me now.’ 1.2200 0.03999 150 122 23 5
4994 You think the house cleans itself? It’s about time you started carrying your own weight around here. 1.2199 0.04161 141 115 21 5
4995 I normally charge by the hour, but in your case you may want to opt for the lifetime rate. 1.2199 0.04398 141 117 17 7
4996 I’m always the heavy. 1.2199 0.03779 141 112 27 2
4997 Why not just take a fluid pill? 1.2199 0.04281 141 116 19 6
4998 Is that a METRIC ton? 1.2199 0.04038 141 114 23 4
4999 You sure it's filled with helium? 1.2199 0.04038 141 114 23 4
5000 “I bet that took a load off your mind.” 1.2199 0.03779 141 112 27 2
5001 Oh, I´m not going anywhere, Doc. 1.2199 0.04281 141 116 19 6
5002 Let's talk about your need to make a big impression. 1.2199 0.03910 141 113 25 3
5003 I know, I know, it's more than 239 pounds. 1.2199 0.04161 141 115 21 5
5004 Well, what I mean by sliding scale is that I charge by the weight, not the hour." 1.2199 0.04038 141 114 23 4
5005 It’s either this or castration. 1.2199 0.04038 141 114 23 4
5006 This anxiety blanket isn't working like it used to. 1.2197 0.04344 132 108 19 5
5007 Where do you feel it in your body? 1.2197 0.04069 132 106 23 3
5008 Full transparency: 'plus expenses' is gonna apply here. 1.2197 0.04344 132 108 19 5
5009 You need to consider divorce! 1.2197 0.04209 132 107 21 4
5010 Fascinating! I've always loved pyramids, but you can't let them weigh you down. 1.2197 0.03774 132 104 27 1
5011 So you have been feeling pinned down? 1.2197 0.04069 132 106 23 3
5012 Now does it ring a bell? 1.2195 0.03775 164 133 26 5
5013 Now that it is off your shoulders, let's work on the rest of you. 1.2195 0.03921 123 97 25 1
5014 Once you can cope with the smaller weights, the higger ones won't seem so heavy. 1.2193 0.04087 114 90 23 1
5015 I like it when my patients feel like a huge weight has lifted when they leave here. 1.2193 0.04622 114 93 17 4
5016 So when you said your job is weighing you down 1.2193 0.04087 114 90 23 1
5017 For no apparent reason, Thomas found himself depressed 1.2192 0.04180 146 120 20 6
5018 When did you first start feeling repressed by your job? 1.2192 0.03826 146 117 26 3
5019 It used to be on my shoulder but my chiropractor took care of it, my nutritionist recommend I start seeing you for the rest 1.2192 0.04291 146 121 18 7
5020 I don’t know why, but I keep feeling stuck. 1.2192 0.03947 146 118 24 4
5021 You should feel better in about fifteen minutes when we remove that. 1.2192 0.03826 146 117 26 3
5022 Rob, aging does not mean quitting life but you need to ask for help more often than your use to. 1.2192 0.03947 146 118 24 4
5023 I'll remove it afterwards as long as your yelp review will say: "She really took a load off me." 1.2192 0.04180 146 120 20 6
5024 This may seem too on the nose, but have you tried lifting it? 1.2192 0.03947 146 118 24 4
5025 Now tell me about how much pressure you’ve been under for the past eighteen years. 1.2192 0.03700 146 116 28 2
5026 You know, when I said you needed to take the “huge weight off your back”, I didn’t mean this! 1.2190 0.03837 137 109 26 2
5027 Magnetic personality? I don't see it. 1.2190 0.03974 137 110 24 3
5028 It was wonderful. I felt like a great weight was lifted off my shoulders. 1.2190 0.04107 137 111 22 4
5029 My fee is cash only 1.2188 0.04428 128 105 18 5
5030 You really need to lose weight. 1.2188 0.04428 128 105 18 5
5031 That was a fantastic session. Next week please bring your mother. 1.2188 0.04141 128 103 22 3
5032 You really do have something weighing you down 1.2188 0.03510 160 127 31 2
5033 Regardless, I still think that we need to talk a tiny bit more about your need to be the center of attention in today's session. 1.2188 0.03727 160 129 27 4
5034 Do you take your mortgage everywhere with you? 1.2188 0.04428 128 105 18 5
5035 Let's have no further negative answers. 1.2188 0.04141 128 103 22 3
5036 Take two thousand pounds and call me in the morning.” 1.2185 0.03975 151 123 23 5
5037 Sorry about the weight, I was stuck in traffic. 1.2185 0.04329 119 96 20 3
5038 To think they used to call chiropractors quacks. 1.2183 0.04012 142 115 23 4
5039 No two weighting rooms are exactly alike. 1.2183 0.04254 142 117 19 6
5040 Stoney silence is not progress. 1.2183 0.03886 142 114 25 3
5041 That holiday fruitcake still sitting a little heavy? 1.2183 0.03755 142 113 27 2
5042 I am afraid acting out your sense of helplessness is not helping Mr. Wimple. 1.2183 0.04135 142 116 21 5
5043 Now I see what you mean. 1.2180 0.04314 133 109 19 5
5044 I presume you put that weight on as a way to protect yourself, don't you think? 1.2180 0.04180 133 108 21 4
5045 Hmmm, that seems overweighted. 1.2180 0.04042 133 107 23 3
5046 I'm sorry, my wife switched my mints and viagra 1.2180 0.04180 133 108 21 4
5047 It's like I have the weight of the world on me 1.2180 0.04180 133 108 21 4
5048 The irony is that I ate a full stack of pancakes this morning. 1.2180 0.04444 133 110 17 6
5049 I know it weighs a ton, but maybe it'll help you open up. 1.2179 0.03671 156 125 28 3
5050 I feel as though the weight of the world is upon me. 1.2177 0.04217 124 100 21 3
5051 I don't think it's a substitute for going to the gym. 1.2177 0.04217 124 100 21 3
5052 You know, things have been weighing down on me lately. 1.2177 0.04517 124 102 17 5
5053 Talk and get a weight off your chest. 1.2177 0.04370 124 101 19 4
5054 The doctor said you'll be bed-ridden until you get rid of that weight. 1.2177 0.03923 147 119 24 4
5055 Do you sometimes feel like there's a great weight on your chest? 1.2177 0.04040 147 120 22 5
5056 So you'd like to feel the weight of the world on your shoulders? 1.2177 0.04040 147 120 22 5
5057 I see you're still dealing with the weight of your emotions. 1.2177 0.04154 147 121 20 6
5058 Just relax, take a nice deep breath, and we'll get going. 1.2177 0.04154 147 121 20 6
5059 Mr. Jones, don't think of your guilt at a harbor anchor, think of it as a lamp shade. 1.2174 0.03810 161 131 25 5
5060 so do you want to explore your inner feeling about being the NFL Referee that blew the call in New Orleans 1.2174 0.03910 161 132 23 6
5061 My colleague with more weight-lifting experience might be able to help. 1.2174 0.03810 161 131 25 5
5062 First the billboard. Now this. Typical Stanley 1.2174 0.04585 115 94 17 4
5063 Now doesn't that feel better off your shoulders? 1.2174 0.04080 138 112 22 4
5064 I see you are continuing to watch your weight . . . . but it hasn't helped your lethargy issues? 1.2174 0.04585 115 94 17 4
5065 I can’t explain it. I just have this enormous pressure to moo. 1.2174 0.04332 138 114 18 6
5066 I'm just feeling a lot of pressure right now, doc 1.2174 0.04452 138 115 16 7
5067 Well, you did get it off your shoulders. Now the next step... 1.2174 0.04208 138 113 20 5
5068 Can you feel it now, Mr. Krabs? 1.2171 0.04166 152 126 19 7
5069 I can take the weight but not the worry. 1.2171 0.04269 152 127 17 8
5070 OK, if you get this off, I promise to stop channel surfing with the remote. 1.2171 0.04166 152 126 19 7
5071 What is it that you think is weighing you down? 1.2171 0.04533 129 107 16 6
5072 Problems are just as big as you think they are. 1.2170 0.04645 106 86 17 3
5073 Now just relax.... So is this your first time seeing a chiropractor? 1.2170 0.04645 106 86 17 3
5074 Since the weighted blanket didn't work, let's try something else. 1.2168 0.04109 143 117 21 5
5075 It's the latest technique to suppress excessive masturbation. 1.2168 0.03987 143 116 23 4
5076 Now do you understand the underpinnings of repression? 1.2167 0.04297 120 97 20 3
5077 Seeking balance carries more than just existential weight. 1.2167 0.04297 120 97 20 3
5078 I though that having the weight of the world on your shoulders was just a figure of speech. 1.2167 0.04131 120 96 22 2
5079 Don't worry it will be lifted...Now what's your problem? 1.2166 0.03761 157 127 26 4
5080 You wanted to stay home and not go out for dinner. 1.2166 0.03761 157 127 26 4
5081 Why do you have to be so dramatic about my meatloaf? 1.2164 0.04414 134 111 17 6
5082 I understand it’s a heavy load but you have to take it with you 1.2164 0.04015 134 108 23 3
5083 The whole point of my relief therapy session, John, is that you feel so much lighter once the weight comes off your shoulders... 1.2164 0.04015 134 108 23 3
5084 Point taken. Our swinging days are over. 1.2164 0.04285 134 110 19 5
5085 Do you have any baby aspirin? 1.2162 0.04508 111 90 18 3
5086 We'll take it off in a minute. But before we do, tell me how you feel right now. 1.2162 0.03780 148 119 26 3
5087 Now that we've got the weight off your mind, lets work on getting it off your belly. 1.2162 0.03780 148 119 26 3
5088 Once we remove it, you'll forget all your other worries. 1.2162 0.03780 148 119 26 3
5089 Well, at least I took the load off your back.” 1.2162 0.04016 148 121 22 5
5090 Their is an obvious weight on your conscience, does it feel real to you? 1.2160 0.04187 125 101 21 3
5091 and now let’s talk about after you were born 1.2160 0.04338 125 102 19 4
5092 It's a new App. It squeezes out your other personality. 1.2160 0.04187 125 101 21 3
5093 My partner told me to shrug it off. 1.2160 0.04030 125 100 23 2
5094 I just got rid of that monkey on my back. 1.2160 0.04030 125 100 23 2
5095 You know, I get really tired of hearing of how you could have bought Amazon at six dollars a share. 1.2160 0.04338 125 102 19 4
5096 Well, I know therapy is stressful, but at least you will never miss another appointment. 1.2160 0.04030 125 100 23 2
5097 I thought you were trying to find an excuse when you said “things holding me down”. 1.2160 0.04484 125 103 17 5
5098 When you say, "I weigh you down," what are you referring to? 1.2160 0.04030 125 100 23 2
5099 This should help make your problems feel less of a weight on you. 1.2160 0.04030 125 100 23 2
5100 So much for those who say that you are irrepressible 1.2158 0.04181 139 114 20 5
5101 Honey, I still think a diet would be the best way to lose weight. 1.2158 0.03923 139 112 24 3
5102 I’ll never get this weight off my chest. 1.2158 0.03923 139 112 24 3
5103 Doc, sometimes I just feel like the weight of the world is on my stomach 1.2158 0.04054 139 113 22 4
5104 As your psychiatrist, I just want you to get it off your chest. 1.2158 0.04423 139 116 16 7
5105 You need to imagine yourself released from the demands of your narcissistic boss and your untenable and burdensome work environment, even if it means leaving the administration. 1.2158 0.04423 139 116 16 7
5106 Obviously you're exaggerating about having the weight of the world on you. 1.2158 0.04303 139 115 18 6
5107 That is not going to help your priaprism, you need to stop taking Viagra and see a Dr. 1.2158 0.04539 139 117 14 8
5108 Seems like a persecution complex to me. 1.2158 0.03788 139 111 26 2
5109 you can now really feel how guilt is holding you down.. 1.2158 0.04054 139 113 22 4
5110 I don’t think the Beatles meant for you to carry that for fifty years. 1.2157 0.03928 153 125 23 5
5111 Well, that should take a weight off your shoulders. 1.2157 0.04036 153 126 21 6
5112 I’m trying to get a load off. 1.2157 0.03463 153 121 31 1
5113 You are definitely older . . . are you deeper in debt? 1.2157 0.04751 102 83 16 3
5114 And, how exactly did your father put too much on you? 1.2157 0.04036 153 126 21 6
5115 You seem to be having a problem with what we in the business call 'Metaphorical Actualization Syndrome.' 1.2157 0.04036 153 126 21 6
5116 Just give one good reason why we can't go out tonight. 1.2157 0.04141 153 127 19 7
5117 I took your advice and stopped carrying my stress in my neck and shoulders... but this hardly seems better. 1.2156 0.03410 167 133 32 2
5118 Oh, it's definitely childhood trauma. 1.2155 0.04711 116 96 15 5
5119 In Comparative Therapy we show you how trivial your worries truly are. 1.2155 0.04550 116 95 17 4
5120 Not sure about curing your psychosis, but I have a money-back guarantee you'll keep your flat stomach 1.2155 0.04550 116 95 17 4
5121 I think we’re getting somewhere....the weight is clearly off your shoulders 1.2155 0.04382 116 94 19 3
5122 Yes, yes. We’ll get to the ‘is lifted’ phase. But first, when did you first feel it? 1.2154 0.04501 130 108 16 6
5123 This new kilo diet is all the rage." 1.2154 0.04631 130 109 14 7
5124 There. Now you know what a real weight on your chest feels like. No Zoloft required. 1.2154 0.04501 130 108 16 6
5125 Thet didn,t have weighted blankets 1.2154 0.04501 130 108 16 6
5126 YOU'RE the one who said, "I want to join Weight Watchers"! 1.2153 0.04534 144 122 13 9
5127 So, when did you meet this 'Fanny'? 1.2153 0.04314 144 120 17 7
5128 OK, OK. Enough with the nation debt illustrations. 1.2153 0.03962 144 117 23 4
5129 Tell me more about the coyote your mother is dating. 1.2153 0.04083 144 118 21 5
5130 This time you stay for the full 30 minutes. 1.2153 0.03962 144 117 23 4
5131 Nevertheless, don't you feel that a great weight has been lifted from your shoulders? 1.2153 0.03962 144 117 23 4
5132 I use visuals instead of metaphors. Now is the weight of the world really on your shoulders, Mr. Bart? 1.2152 0.03630 158 127 28 3
5133 Trust me, you’ll feel happy when it comes off! 1.2149 0.04265 121 98 20 3
5134 It’s still smaller than your deductible. 1.2149 0.04424 121 99 18 4
5135 So, you say you've been having trouble getting out of bed in the morning? Well, I think I've figured out what's been weighing on you... 1.2149 0.04265 121 98 20 3
5136 You have a literal 16 ton weight on your chest, my therapeutic skills only work with FIGURATIVE weights 1.2148 0.04256 135 111 19 5
5137 It's part of the therapy so you can experience the weight lifting off of you at the end of the session. 1.2148 0.03988 135 109 23 3
5138 I feel the same way about The New Yorker not keeping me logged-in. 1.2148 0.04256 135 111 19 5
5139 I don’t know Doc. I ‘be been coming here hoping to unburden myself. How do YOU think it’s going? 1.2148 0.04124 135 110 21 4
5140 I'm glad you no longer have that weight on your shoulders. 1.2148 0.03988 135 109 23 3
5141 You're supposed to bear the weight on your shoulders. 1.2148 0.04256 135 111 19 5
5142 I'm afraid that's all the time we have, you'll have to weight till next time. 1.2148 0.04256 135 111 19 5
5143 It's really lighter than you'd think. 1.2148 0.03988 135 109 23 3
5144 Mr. Copperfield recommended you. 1.2148 0.04256 135 111 19 5
5145 I told you it was the weighting room. 1.2148 0.04384 135 112 17 6
5146 I really think the couples therapy is working. 1.2148 0.04256 135 111 19 5
5147 Sorry, but its the only way I can get you to lie there. 1.2148 0.03847 135 108 25 2
5148 You're preoccupied and your breathing seems a little short, so please, tell me about your most recent crush. 1.2148 0.03988 135 109 23 3
5149 Annie, I was only singing along to The Band. I didn't mean for you to literally put it right on me. 1.2148 0.04212 149 124 18 7
5150 I promise after a few sessions you´ll feel much lighter 1.2148 0.04103 149 123 20 6
5151 So you blamed yourself for your parents' divorce--continue with that. 1.2148 0.03876 149 121 24 4
5152 Well with your back it would be far worse on your shoulders. 1.2143 0.04394 140 117 16 7
5153 No, I cannot lift the weight on your chest for you. But I can help you to help yourself. 1.2143 0.03898 140 113 24 3
5154 I really don't think this will cure your constipation. 1.2143 0.04452 126 104 17 5
5155 Advice from the oblivious therapist: "The best cure for your anxiety will be to breathe in deeply for four seconds and then exhale slowly." 1.2143 0.03681 154 124 27 3
5156 Calling it a pyramid didn't help. 1.2143 0.04117 154 128 19 7
5157 Thanks doc. You’ve taken a weight off my mind. 1.2143 0.04452 126 104 17 5
5158 I already told you, Doctor - I feel the weight of the world on me. 1.2143 0.04472 112 91 18 3
5159 Did you happen to try on that belt buckel before you bought it? 1.2143 0.04275 140 116 18 6
5160 Well it seems you got that weight off your mind. Now if we can get it off your chest we will have made real progress in your anger management. 1.2143 0.03905 154 126 23 5
5161 The stress is starting to weigh me down. 1.2143 0.04275 140 116 18 6
5162 While we've had good therapeutic outcomes lifting weights off of shoulders, your case is more complicated. 1.2143 0.03898 140 113 24 3
5163 Normally being underweight does not cause erectile dysfunction... 1.2143 0.04028 140 114 22 4
5164 Are you not close enough to anyone who might have spotted this earlier? 1.2143 0.04028 140 114 22 4
5165 It is the only way Fred we can calm your mornings boner down. It's that or me trying harder not to be the sexy goddess that I am.... 1.2143 0.04592 126 105 15 6
5166 Do you think you may be overreacting? Ask yourself if you really feel the heavy weight of reality. 1.2138 0.04174 145 120 19 6
5167 Really Myron? Just how stubborn can that stubborn belly fat possibly be? 1.2138 0.03938 145 118 23 4
5168 I don't think it's stress related. It's more likely that your breathing problem is related to the 500 lb. weight on your chest. 1.2138 0.03686 145 116 27 2
5169 Don't you think it's about time you lose some weight? 1.2138 0.03938 145 118 23 4
5170 I seem to recall you made mention of this last week just as our time came to an end . So please, tell me now---how does it feel? 1.2138 0.04057 145 119 21 5
5171 I feel like there is a huge weight on me. 1.2137 0.04599 131 110 14 7
5172 Well, at least that’s a weight off my mind! 1.2137 0.04336 131 108 18 5
5173 When Seeking Help, Always Weigh Your Options. 1.2137 0.04198 131 107 20 4
5174 I think your problem is taking everything too seriously 1.2137 0.04056 131 106 22 3
5175 We all have weighty issues ... You just have to work harder to get out from under. 1.2137 0.04336 131 108 18 5
5176 And are there other days when you feel as if a great weight has not been lifted from your chest 1.2137 0.04469 131 109 16 6
5177 Well, you could have the weight of the world on your shoulders. 1.2137 0.04336 131 108 18 5
5178 Mr. Romano we've talked about this, I'm not a sex therapist, and I'd appreciate it if you left your fetish gear at home. 1.2137 0.04336 131 108 18 5
5179 I know it sounds cliché, but, I do feel the weight of the world on me. 1.2137 0.03908 131 105 24 2
5180 I sense there's something you need to get off your chest. Am I close? 1.2137 0.04514 117 96 17 4
5181 What are you weighting for? 1.2137 0.04514 117 96 17 4
5182 First things first. I've got to pick up my mother at the airport and and then I'll be right back.You'll be fine. 1.2137 0.04514 117 96 17 4
5183 It sounds as though you've been carrying this weight around for a very long time. 1.2133 0.03853 150 122 24 4
5184 Weight Watchers is even more boring than is sounds. 1.2132 0.04097 136 111 21 4
5185 I sense you have some confusion on the upcoming Iron Man competition. 1.2132 0.04097 136 111 21 4
5186 It’s my past catching up with me! 1.2132 0.04228 136 112 19 5
5187 Now I can understand why your exercise program doesn't make you feel more energetic. 1.2132 0.03962 136 110 23 3
5188 I can’t promise to remove the weight, but I can promise it will take years and will cost a fortune! 1.2132 0.03962 136 110 23 3
5189 Your "the old ball and chain" jokes got me thinking. 1.2131 0.04542 122 101 16 5
5190 Isn’t the weight of world events enough? 1.2131 0.04542 122 101 16 5
5191 Sometimes we all feel burdened down by life's responsibilities. 1.2131 0.04234 122 99 20 3
5192 Ah, yes, you’ve told me about your mother before. How did you describe her, again? 1.2131 0.04391 122 100 18 4
5193 Don’t worry, I see a lot of these on Man Crush Mondays. 1.2129 0.03989 155 128 21 6
5194 Tell me if I’m crazy, but I really feel like there’s a lot of weight that’s been put on me. 1.2128 0.03740 141 113 26 2
5195 Are you sure you aren't overplaying this trauma just to get attention? 1.2128 0.04127 141 116 20 5
5196 Perhaps we should set aside the mental weight of what you're going through for now. 1.2128 0.03740 141 113 26 2
5197 So tell me Harold, what makes you feel you’ve got the weight of the world on you? 1.2128 0.04127 141 116 20 5
5198 I'm probably not the best person to help you get this issue off your chest. 1.2128 0.04127 141 116 20 5
5199 I come to you with a deep and heavy hearth. 1.2128 0.04248 141 117 18 6
5200 And why do you feel as if you have a great weight on your chest? 1.2126 0.03606 174 142 27 5
5201 Well that's what you get when you load sixteens tons: deeper in debt. 1.2126 0.04420 127 105 17 5
5202 We're only supposed to carry the weight of the Trump administration and no the Trump tower, Mr. Muller. 1.2126 0.04559 127 106 15 6
5203 Is there a reason you detest your physical therapist? 1.2125 0.03697 160 130 26 4
5204 Do you think your OCD might have impacted your weighted blanket redesign? 1.2124 0.04941 113 95 12 6
5205 The weight of the world has shifted from being carried on your shoulders to, well, somewhere else. So let's work on that. 1.2123 0.03791 146 118 25 3
5206 And how do you feel this ‘chest heaviness’ is relevant to our process? 1.2123 0.03913 146 119 23 4
5207 Well, we've managed to get the weight off your shoulders. 1.2123 0.04369 146 123 15 8
5208 You're not pulling your weight in our relationship. 1.2121 0.04306 132 109 18 5
5209 I really don't think a weighted blanket will fix your anxiety. 1.2121 0.03824 165 136 23 6
5210 It's our most realistic anxiety simulation, and your insurance doesn't cover it. 1.2121 0.04028 132 107 22 3
5211 At least you don't have the weight of the world on your shoulders. 1.2121 0.04306 132 109 18 5
5212 When I'm here,the pressure seems so much lighter. 1.2121 0.03882 132 106 24 2
5213 If I understand you correctly, you say you feel like you're living under a tremendous weight. 1.2121 0.04438 132 110 16 6
5214 I know it's a gift from your mom. Did you know Goodwill has pickup service?" 1.2121 0.04306 132 109 18 5
5215 Have you learned your lesson--never, never contradict me again. 1.2121 0.04169 132 108 20 4
5216 Lets work on getting the weight onto your back where it belongs. 1.2119 0.03830 151 123 24 4
5217 I’ve heard of exercises to overcome erectile disfunction, but this is ridiculous.” 1.2119 0.03830 151 123 24 4
5218 So, your father was a grocer, yes? And he charged by the pound, yes? 1.2119 0.03830 151 123 24 4
5219 Now that you got that weight off your shoulders... 1.2119 0.03830 151 123 24 4
5220 It's not how big your problems are... it's how dense they are! 1.2119 0.03713 151 122 26 3
5221 There's no quick fix here. Emotional problems can take a long time to work out. 1.2119 0.03830 151 123 24 4
5222 I understand the weight of your problems. 1.2117 0.03936 137 111 23 3
5223 Harold tests his new panini method. 1.2117 0.04200 137 113 19 5
5224 You only imagine it’s the weight of the world on you. It’s actually only the weight of Secaucus. 1.2117 0.03936 137 111 23 3
5225 Well that's one way to get rid of your beer belly. 1.2117 0.03936 137 111 23 3
5226 Yes, your father is an unfeeling bastard. And a very strong one too. 1.2117 0.04200 137 113 19 5
5227 This is how toxic Taliban dudebros kill adulterous women in Afghanistan. Next time you think about coming in here to whine about your wife cheating on you or whatever, picture this instead, you drydick trashboi. 1.2117 0.04567 137 116 13 8
5228 Well you did say you wanted the weight off your shoulders... 1.2117 0.04200 137 113 19 5
5229 ...and do you believe this to be a weighty issue, or possibly an issue of weight? 1.2117 0.04200 137 113 19 5
5230 The pressure Jake felt on his chest was not a heart attack. 1.2117 0.04070 137 112 21 4
5231 You're making progress - you no longer have to contend with the weight of the world. 1.2117 0.04326 137 114 17 6
5232 Can you describe for me this weight you feel on your on your chest?” 1.2115 0.03860 156 128 23 5
5233 You think you're the only one who feels this way? 1.2114 0.04041 123 99 22 2
5234 Your perception may be objectively real but try to assume your part on it responsibly 1.2114 0.04203 123 100 20 3
5235 Forget your New Year’s resolution to lose the weight. 1.2114 0.04358 123 101 18 4
5236 Just relax. You'll be proud of your flat stomach ... 1.2114 0.04041 123 99 22 2
5237 You're becoming quite two dimensional. 1.2114 0.04203 123 100 20 3
5238 Do you see any connection between the panini press in your nightmare and your anxiety today? 1.2114 0.04358 123 101 18 4
5239 Try that diet where you lose the weight fast.” 1.2114 0.04654 123 103 14 6
5240 Tell me about your relationship with your parents. 1.2113 0.04220 142 118 18 6
5241 The couch is so you will feel more comfortable. 1.2113 0.03849 142 115 24 3
5242 As your therapist, I can't help lift that big weight off you. But only after your check clears. 1.2113 0.04337 142 119 16 7
5243 I feel we're making real progress, Mr. Sandoval." 1.2113 0.04100 142 117 20 5
5244 I think you've taken your CrossFit obsession a little too far. 1.2113 0.03717 142 114 26 2
5245 My last therapist said that sometimes the weight we carry isn’t physical. 1.2113 0.03977 142 116 22 4
5246 There comes a point when carrying a burden around like that becomes a little unhealthy. 1.2113 0.03580 142 113 28 1
5247 Your real problem is taking the load off your chest, not taking a load off your mind. 1.2113 0.03977 142 116 22 4
5248 For most men their Ego is bigger than their Cow Bell 1.2113 0.04100 142 117 20 5
5249 Im only a Psychiatrist but I'm pretty sure it's not a heart attack. It's not an Elephant sitting on your chest. 1.2113 0.03580 142 113 28 1
5250 Another day older and deeper in debt, eh? 1.2113 0.04337 142 119 16 7
5251 You wear your childhood well. 1.2110 0.04337 109 88 19 2
5252 Sorry about the weight, it's been a madhouse here today. 1.2109 0.04526 128 107 15 6
5253 Good. Now you don’t feel that tight band around your head. 1.2109 0.04246 128 105 19 4
5254 Tell me about your relationship with your mother. 1.2109 0.04388 128 106 17 5
5255 I can't wait to see the idiot caption that will win this one... 1.2109 0.04660 128 108 13 7
5256 It's a process, Joe. First we get the weight off your shoulders... 1.2109 0.03889 147 120 23 4
5257 Babe, this is how exciting it is having sex with you 1.2109 0.04342 147 124 15 8
5258 Any sense that the weight has finally started to move off your shoulders? 1.2109 0.03642 147 118 27 2
5259 Is my depression noticeable to you? 1.2109 0.04122 147 122 19 6
5260 Get over it, it’s hardly the weight of the world. 1.2109 0.04007 147 121 21 5
5261 Now you don't have to iron your pants! 1.2109 0.04007 147 121 21 5
5262 My professional guess is that you'll agree my failsafe "what-doesn't-kill-you-makes-you-stronger" method. 1.2108 0.03706 166 136 25 5
5263 When I asked you to bring your problems to me, I didn't mean literally... 1.2105 0.04001 133 108 22 3
5264 It is beyond the weighted blanket. Said to reduce stress. Increase sleep. Some survive. 1.2105 0.04141 133 109 20 4
5265 The #metoo cure for masculinity." 1.2105 0.04136 152 127 18 7
5266 My patients always feel better after the very first session. 1.2105 0.03705 133 106 26 1
5267 I feel this heavy weight on my chest all the time. 1.2105 0.04535 133 112 14 7
5268 I understand that you have a lot weighing on you right now, but let's leave my blindness out of this. 1.2105 0.03920 152 125 22 5
5269 Yup, you're dying. 1.2105 0.04029 152 126 20 6
5270 So, I’m your therapist. Anything you want to get off your chest before we get started? 1.2105 0.04001 133 108 22 3
5271 Of course I'm positive 1.2105 0.04141 133 109 20 4
5272 So have you thought about losing the weight?” “I want to but it keeps me grounded 1.2105 0.03856 133 107 24 2
5273 They said the crane operator doesn't come back to work until Monday morning. 1.2105 0.04141 133 109 20 4
5274 It has a hook that could come in useful at Christmas. 1.2102 0.03837 157 129 23 5
5275 Mr. Bronk, this is not what I intended when I said of our delayed session, "The wait will do you good". 1.2101 0.04172 138 114 19 5
5276 Feeling the weight of the world on your chest is not something you are just imagining. 1.2101 0.04172 138 114 19 5
5277 You can't just get up and leave... That's the lesson for today. 1.2101 0.04172 138 114 19 5
5278 Who told you to straighten out? 1.2101 0.04043 138 113 21 4
5279 my wife's a bitch 1.2101 0.04651 138 118 11 9
5280 YOU said you wanted this to be a ton of fun...are you having fun? 1.2101 0.04043 138 113 21 4
5281 Your choices are to leave it there or put it back on your shoulders and live with it. 1.2101 0.04043 138 113 21 4
5282 So unless you can get the weight off your chest I'm guessing we're through! 1.2101 0.04282 119 97 19 3
5283 Oh look, 'The Bachelor' is on! 1.2101 0.04755 119 100 13 6
5284 1.2101 0.04445 119 98 17 4
5285 After this session, you're going to feel like a giant load was lifted from your shoulders. 1.2098 0.03951 143 117 22 4
5286 You came here to lose weight? 1.2098 0.04193 143 119 18 6
5287 If you can’t pay the co-pay, you can’t get the weight off your chest. 1.2098 0.03825 143 116 24 3
5288 Actually, I thought we might try dialog to suppress your inappropriate urges. 1.2098 0.04193 143 119 18 6
5289 Thank goodness for Lyft. 1.2098 0.04074 143 118 20 5
5290 This is a weight you will have to lift by yourself. 1.2098 0.03825 143 116 24 3
5291 Samson, I thought the overcompensation issue was behind us. 1.2098 0.03558 143 114 28 1
5292 You should have specified on the phone how literal the weight was. 1.2098 0.03951 143 117 22 4
5293 Orrrr, you could have just told me why things aren’t going so well at home. 1.2097 0.04326 124 102 18 4
5294 We will never solve your procrastination problem as long as you just keep shouting wait wait. 1.2097 0.04172 124 101 20 3
5295 I’m afraid our ton is up. — Rob Hathaway. Chalfont, PA 1.2097 0.04475 124 103 16 5
5296 If I tell you about my mother will you take the weight off me? 1.2097 0.04172 124 101 20 3
5297 Atlas, face reality the Earth is neither flat nor pyramidal. 1.2097 0.04172 124 101 20 3
5298 Spot you.What does that mean? 1.2097 0.04475 124 103 16 5
5299 Luckily for you I charge by the pound and not the hour. 1.2096 0.03969 167 140 19 8
5300 I haven’t gotten out of bed in weeks. 1.2095 0.03983 148 122 21 5
5301 I thought you'd like the double mattress 1.2095 0.03983 148 122 21 5
5302 There’s a ton weighing on me.” “It’s actually only 500 pounds.” 1.2095 0.03745 148 120 25 3
5303 Isn't this where we started? 1.2095 0.03745 148 120 25 3
5304 I agree it's disappointing, but we're just not in a piano-on-the-head kind of neighborhood. 1.2095 0.03745 148 120 25 3
5305 Your wish came true—I dropped some weight. 1.2095 0.03983 148 122 21 5
5306 "Weight,Weight, Don't Crush Him." 1.2093 0.04216 129 106 19 4
5307 The bearable heaviness of NOT being. Love this book! 1.2093 0.04357 129 107 17 5
5308 I’m guessing it weighs twice that, and I’ve got news for you—it’s not a gorilla. 1.2093 0.04357 129 107 17 5
5309 Just take a deep breath, you'll get through this. 1.2093 0.04627 129 109 13 7
5310 It stops that twitch! 1.2093 0.03918 129 104 23 2
5311 Tell me about this weight you are feeling. 1.2093 0.04070 129 105 21 3
5312 My New Year’s Resolution is to lose all this weight. 1.2093 0.04357 129 107 17 5
5313 If that doesn't ring a bell, nothing will. 1.2090 0.04247 134 111 18 5
5314 Honey, do I look like I'm gaining weight? 1.2090 0.04247 134 111 18 5
5315 I think in this case the metaphor is too heavy. 1.2090 0.04377 134 112 16 6
5316 Now, that's what it feels like to have a weight on your chest. 1.2090 0.03681 134 107 26 1
5317 Well, you tell the rest of this "Anvil Skydiving Team" that I'm here if they need me. 1.2090 0.04113 134 110 20 4
5318 Now that we've got it off your shoulders, we can solve the problem. 1.2090 0.04247 134 111 18 5
5319 I see you have a ton weighing on you today. 1.2087 0.04703 115 96 14 5
5320 Aren't you glad that weight is now off your shoulders? 1.2087 0.04366 115 94 18 3
5321 That’ll be $100 per pound. 1.2087 0.04537 115 95 16 4
5322 Take a load off your chest. Tell me about it. 1.2086 0.03885 139 113 23 3
5323 Is this the right amount of pressure you have at work ? 1.2086 0.04268 139 116 17 6
5324 Have you been able to identify one small action that can help you start to let it go? 1.2086 0.04145 139 115 19 5
5325 You said things tend to weight you down. Is there something you need to get off your chest? 1.2086 0.04268 139 116 17 6
5326 I told you so. 1.2086 0.04268 139 116 17 6
5327 You can get up! That heaviness you feel is NOT clinical depression. 1.2086 0.03606 139 111 27 1
5328 Sorry, my form of therapy may only lift a weight from your shoulders. 1.2086 0.03885 139 113 23 3
5329 Come unto me, all you that labour and are heavy laden... 1.2086 0.04017 139 114 21 4
5330 Just roll over and slide out, but watch your head. 1.2086 0.04017 139 114 21 4
5331 I'm finding this new technique really grounding 1.2086 0.03885 139 113 23 3
5332 You say you're feeling the weight of the world on you, well let's start here." 1.2086 0.04017 139 114 21 4
5333 You have Christopher Walken Syndrome 1.2086 0.04268 139 116 17 6
5334 The ad said,'will stop infernal itching in less than 24 hours.' 1.2086 0.04268 139 116 17 6
5335 Yes, but consider this less a "what doesn't kill you" situation and more a "weighty problem" adventure. 1.2086 0.03748 139 112 25 2
5336 Well dear, I guess we are staying home tonight. 1.2086 0.04506 139 118 13 8
5337 They did a lousy job pressing your suit, but you should have known no one wins an argument with the dry cleaners. 1.2086 0.04017 139 114 21 4
5338 Now that we're done with the styrofoam toy, are we ready to start fessing up? 1.2086 0.04389 139 117 15 7
5339 I said to try the weighted blanket, but you always overdo things. 1.2086 0.03748 139 112 25 2
5340 Still think it’s the weight of the world? 1.2086 0.04145 139 115 19 5
5341 Oh, Myron, it's not like you have the weight of the world on your shoulders. 1.2086 0.04017 139 114 21 4
5342 I’m always so worried I’ll leave the wrong impression... 1.2086 0.03459 139 110 29 0
5343 Your choice: heavy heart or quit taking Viagra. 1.2086 0.03739 163 134 24 5
5344 So you feel like you have a two ton weight on your chest. Tell me how you feel about that. 1.2083 0.04718 120 101 13 6
5345 Sir... I can't tell you what you should do... you're going to have do that heavy lifting! 1.2083 0.04048 144 119 20 5
5346 You said Xanax didn't work for you? Have you heard of Crane-x? 1.2083 0.03671 144 116 26 2
5347 I know it’s a bit Freudian but how do you like the new pillow? 1.2083 0.03927 144 118 22 4
5348 So what would you compare the heaviness to? 1.2083 0.03927 144 118 22 4
5349 OK, so you took a load off my mind. Now look what you’ve done! 1.2083 0.04250 120 98 19 3
5350 I thought psychiatry was supposed to lift the weight of guilt? 1.2083 0.03671 144 116 26 2
5351 Glad you are staying home tonight 1.2083 0.04082 120 97 21 2
5352 Burdened by a heavy weight" is, of course, only a figure of speech 1.2083 0.04568 120 100 15 5
5353 Do you need help? 1.2083 0.04167 144 120 18 6
5354 When you called and said there was something you’d like to get off you chest, I didn’t imagine it was so literal. 1.2081 0.03958 149 123 21 5
5355 It helps me focus on your problems. 1.2081 0.03842 149 122 23 4
5356 I can only imagine what you feel like. 1.2081 0.03958 149 123 21 5
5357 And did your mother say when she might be back to getit? 1.2081 0.03958 149 123 21 5
5358 If it were on your shoulders I could probably help. 1.2080 0.04295 125 103 18 4
5359 I'm still paying off my crushing debt... but let's get back to you. 1.2077 0.03891 130 105 23 2
5360 Yes, but on the other hand, I’m glad you admit that our sessions have taken a great weight off your shoulders 1.2077 0.04186 130 107 19 4
5361 I'm sorry Mr. Prendick but I'm a psychotherapist, not a physiotherapist. 1.2077 0.04042 130 106 21 3
5362 The greater the anxiety, the heavier blanket. 1.2077 0.03891 130 105 23 2
5363 I'm not sure that moving the weight of the world from your shoulders to the rest of you is progress. 1.2077 0.04042 130 106 21 3
5364 It's a new technique that converts baggage into pounds. 1.2077 0.04042 130 106 21 3
5365 And you say you think the Illuminati followed you here? 1.2077 0.04186 130 107 19 4
5366 As your therapist, I’m beginning to understand why it’s hard to get something off your chest. 1.2077 0.03735 130 104 25 1
5367 Well, doc, for starters... 1.2077 0.04042 130 106 21 3
5368 No. I told you I don’t mind the wait. 1.2077 0.04186 130 107 19 4
5369 Besides my regular fee, theres a surcharge to cover damage to the couch springs. 1.2075 0.03577 159 129 27 3
5370 This ought to take the load off your mind. 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
5371 There are easier ways to prepare for your "Crucible" audition. 1.2074 0.03948 135 110 22 3
5372 In my professional opinion, you really need to build a good support system to deal with the pressure you’re experiencing. 1.2074 0.04219 135 112 18 5
5373 "So what's your excuse for lying on your back all day doing nothing this time? 1.2074 0.03805 135 109 24 2
5374 You'd rather be it on your shoulders? 1.2074 0.03805 135 109 24 2
5375 Seems that you're fishing for something. 1.2074 0.04219 135 112 18 5
5376 I feel as if I have a heavy weight on my chest. 1.2074 0.03657 135 108 26 1
5377 We no longer charge by the hour....We charge according to the weight that we'll take off your chest. And in your case, I hope there's some equity in your house, because it looks like you'll need to take out a "line of credit". 1.2074 0.04085 135 111 20 4
5378 They'll fix the elevator. You probably could have just told me the metaphor. 1.2072 0.04809 111 93 13 5
5379 Markell West: ""I see you'd like to get something off your chest." 1.2071 0.03584 140 112 27 1
5380 I'm not sure I can help with that type of heavy. 1.2071 0.03991 140 115 21 4
5381 It's a good thing you charge by the hour and not the kilogram. 1.2071 0.04118 140 116 19 5
5382 Instead,Hank,think of it as an extra-large Valencay, the lovely goat's milk cheese from France's Loire Valley. 1.2071 0.04118 140 116 19 5
5383 It's called the "weight-of-your-problems" method... 1.2071 0.03991 140 115 21 4
5384 I think the real problem is that you're ugly. 1.2071 0.04360 140 118 15 7
5385 Ma'am, I just need to get this off my chest. 1.2071 0.03860 140 114 23 3
5386 If you didn’t lie around all day maybeyou wouldn’t feel like there was anything weighing you down 1.2069 0.04155 116 94 20 2
5387 Henry, you're just imagining a 5 ton bell is crushing you again. 1.2069 0.03902 145 119 22 4
5388 It's important to realize at the outset that weighty concerns, felt as restrictive, can become enabling gates to new heights . . . 1.2069 0.04665 116 97 14 5
5389 You have to stop agreeing to lighten everyone's load. 1.2069 0.04023 145 120 20 5
5390 Ted's weighted blanket was ruining their relationship. 1.2069 0.03777 145 118 24 3
5391 Do not make it heavier by bemoaning it. 1.2067 0.03819 150 123 23 4
5392 Now how do you feel? 1.2067 0.04262 150 127 15 8
5393 I'm glad to see our chats have helped to get that weight off your shoulders. 1.2067 0.03819 150 123 23 4
5394 This is literally outside of my area of expertise. 1.2067 0.03934 150 124 21 5
5395 But if you think of something less provocative, it will probably go down by itself. 1.2067 0.04365 150 128 13 9
5396 There must be a very good reason you are feeling resistance right now. 1.2067 0.03934 150 124 21 5
5397 I feel like there is a huge weight on my chest. Do you think I am having a heart attack? 1.2067 0.03934 150 124 21 5
5398 Um, this wasn't what I had in mind when I said I wanted to take up weight-lifting. 1.2066 0.04052 121 98 21 2
5399 They said it was better than liposuction! 1.2066 0.04218 121 99 19 3
5400 I have a terrible pit in my stomach about living the Marie Kondo Way 1.2066 0.04218 121 99 19 3
5401 You'll try any shortcut for a flat stomach, won't you? 1.2066 0.04218 121 99 19 3
5402 When the robo-call said, “don’t hang up,” what did you do? 1.2065 0.03851 155 128 22 5
5403 I guess it's sort of weighing on me. 1.2065 0.03627 155 126 26 3
5404 Have you been weighting long? 1.2065 0.04062 155 130 18 7
5405 Only when I need the washroom. 1.2063 0.03955 126 102 22 2
5406 I understand that you are feeling weighed down but what do you think is the root cause? 1.2063 0.04552 126 106 14 6
5407 When did you start to imagine there was someone underneath you, whom you were crushing? 1.2063 0.04264 126 104 18 4
5408 And both of your parents were powerlifters? 1.2063 0.04264 126 104 18 4
5409 No, No; the world weighs much more than that. 1.2063 0.03955 126 102 22 2
5410 I think I misunderstood what you meant by “psycho dynamic.” 1.2063 0.03955 126 102 22 2
5411 You know what Doc? Having balls of steel really has it's disadvantages . 1.2063 0.04410 126 105 16 5
5412 Your a pessimist aren't you! 1.2063 0.04264 126 104 18 4
5413 Your Yelp review said there was a big wait to see you. Now I understand. 1.2063 0.04410 126 105 16 5
5414 Well, on the bright side, not many can say they've been married for so many years. 1.2063 0.04410 126 105 16 5
5415 I think there was a miscommunication when you told me these sessions would help me to get all the weight off my shoulders. 1.2063 0.04689 126 107 12 7
5416 Honey, I think you've taken this mindfulness thing just a bit too far. 1.2061 0.04431 131 110 15 6
5417 Opinions are still mixed on the local clinics’ new constipation treatment. 1.2061 0.04562 131 111 13 7
5418 Martha meant it when she demanded complete commitment to couples counseling. 1.2061 0.04157 131 108 19 4
5419 I thought it was the weight of the world that was on your shoulders. 1.2061 0.04014 131 107 21 3
5420 Your really need to lighten up a bit 1.2061 0.04157 131 108 19 4
5421 Now doesn’t it feel better to get that weight off your shoulders? 1.2061 0.03865 131 106 23 2
5422 yep, I would be out of business if the patients knew how to spell "waiting room." 1.2061 0.04157 131 108 19 4
5423 Why do you think you feel weighted down? 1.2061 0.03865 131 106 23 2
5424 You are not paranoid; however you have great abs. 1.2061 0.04296 131 109 17 5
5425 I know you said you had the weight of the world on your shoulders, but to prove that things could be worse, this exercise shows you what that weight would be like on your penis. 1.2061 0.03865 131 106 23 2
5426 All you need to do is repent, Mr. Corey... 1.2059 0.04318 136 114 16 6
5427 I refuse to accept that you burden all the weight in this relationship. 1.2059 0.03922 136 111 22 3
5428 Positive thinking, my dear. It's all in your head. 1.2059 0.04190 136 113 18 5
5429 So, that's how it feels when your resting, now walk around with it for another trimester. 1.2059 0.04318 136 114 16 6
5430 Well, you see, I would get up if it weren't for my chronic knee pain, and my crippling depression 1.2059 0.04190 136 113 18 5
5431 Time's up! Get it off your chest next week. 1.2059 0.04058 136 112 20 4
5432 It’s a new technique to get you to open up—I call it tenderizing. 1.2059 0.04190 136 113 18 5
5433 So how did your boss at Acme take it when you demanded a raise? 1.2057 0.04213 141 118 17 6
5434 Why do you think you have this feeling of being weighed down? 1.2057 0.04213 141 118 17 6
5435 You have a lot of weight issues to discuss. 1.2057 0.04091 141 117 19 5
5436 I'm sorry, Al, but you're just going to have to carry that weight. 1.2057 0.03835 141 115 23 3
5437 You can't fool me, its full of hot air! 1.2057 0.03835 141 115 23 3
5438 You can't let everything weigh on you. 1.2057 0.03701 141 114 25 2
5439 Yes, the shoulder is the body part most typically affected, but that is only anecdotal. 1.2057 0.04091 141 117 19 5
5440 You have to come to me willingly. Exactly who is pressuring you to have therapy? 1.2057 0.03965 141 116 21 4
5441 Doctor, is the pressure I'm feeling really all in my head? 1.2055 0.03878 146 120 22 4
5442 Why are you ignoring the ton's feelings? 1.2055 0.03754 146 119 24 3
5443 Because Kyle, I have heard one too may patients tell me they are ‘carrying the weight of the world’. 1.2054 0.04233 112 91 19 2
5444 Weighting for a breakthrough... 1.2054 0.04769 112 94 13 5
5445 This is just how I stay still or else I’m a complete maniac 1.2053 0.03678 151 123 25 3
5446 They said on the internet that if you eat a super-burrito, you can generate heat for an entire room, so please don't move. 1.2053 0.03556 151 122 27 2
5447 It's apparent that this weighs on you 1.2051 0.04467 117 97 16 4
5448 Id always heard it felt like an elephant on your chest.... 1.2050 0.03538 161 131 27 3
5449 When are you going to start carrying your weight around here? 1.2049 0.04187 122 100 19 3
5450 Well, sometimes our feelings can make it feel like we are being crushed under a large weight. 1.2049 0.04346 122 101 17 4
5451 The wait is worse than the weight. 1.2049 0.04346 122 101 17 4
5452 Just 'weight' a minute, I'll be right with you. 1.2049 0.04647 122 103 13 6
5453 Everyone feels the weight of the world on them. 1.2049 0.04187 122 100 19 3
5454 Don't worry, sir, I'm a professional. The floor is reinforced. 1.2049 0.04346 122 101 17 4
5455 Whatever 1.2049 0.04346 122 101 17 4
5456 My doctor thinks its COPD, but you just know he's on the hook with Big Pharma. My gut tells me it's the giant weight on my chest 1.2047 0.04233 127 105 18 4
5457 That should put an end to your unwanted advances. 1.2047 0.04083 127 104 20 3
5458 Our session ends here, $500 more to remove the real pressure. 1.2047 0.04083 127 104 20 3
5459 I feel like there's a big weight on my chest. 1.2047 0.04083 127 104 20 3
5460 NOW? You want to get a Russian conspiracy off your chest? 1.2047 0.04233 127 105 18 4
5461 So, this is what you meant when you said you dropped 100lbs. 1.2047 0.04233 127 105 18 4
5462 It's important to avoid playing the "blame game". 1.2047 0.04233 127 105 18 4
5463 This is NOT the worst play part! Wait till you see my bill. 1.2045 0.03986 132 108 21 3
5464 On second thought, DON'T tell me about your mother. 1.2045 0.04129 132 109 19 4
5465 The effect of the weight upon you is obvious. 1.2045 0.04129 132 109 19 4
5466 I can see that lately, you are under a lot of stress. 1.2045 0.04778 132 114 9 9
5467 Sorry to keep you weight-ing. 1.2045 0.04267 132 110 17 5
5468 No, I don’t hace a license...but I guarantee that when you leave you here you will feel that a weight has been lifted off your chest. 1.2045 0.03524 132 105 27 0
5469 I can see that you're very in touch with what burdens you. 1.2045 0.04129 132 109 19 4
5470 It’s heavier than it looks. 1.2045 0.04400 132 111 15 6
5471 I know you wanted that weight off your shoulders, but this is the best I could do." 1.2044 0.04031 137 113 20 4
5472 I just feel like there is this weight I can't get rid of... 1.2044 0.04031 137 113 20 4
5473 I believe the court-ordered therapy is going quite well, Mister Stone 1.2044 0.03755 137 111 24 2
5474 Let's solve this before we move onto the weight of the world. 1.2042 0.03940 142 117 21 4
5475 Since our last session, have you searched for the reason you feel a little bit older and deeper in debt? 1.2042 0.03677 142 115 25 2
5476 Not what I meant when I asked you take the weight off your shoulders 1.2042 0.04065 142 118 19 5
5477 Now you know that when your analyst tells you to lie down so we can begin, you lie down! 1.2042 0.03940 142 117 21 4
5478 You should be fine as long as you don’t carry it on your shoulders. 1.2041 0.03731 147 120 24 3
5479 I know I'm your therapist but you're loading some heavy stuff on me. 1.2041 0.03604 147 119 26 2
5480 Have you considered outer space? 1.2041 0.03731 147 120 24 3
5481 How long before you think you'll see results from abs exercises? 1.2039 0.03773 152 125 23 4
5482 I want to hear more about what YOU think you're feeling. Get detailed. 1.2039 0.04210 152 129 15 8
5483 I know one thing that will lift it. 1.2039 0.03887 152 126 21 5
5484 Looks like you've got a lot on your chest today. 1.2039 0.03656 152 124 25 3
5485 finally, the weight of the world is off my shoulders. 1.2039 0.03773 152 125 23 4
5486 Last week you said it felt like you were being weighed down by 1000 pounds. Do you see now why that was wrong? 1.2037 0.03729 162 134 23 5
5487 My phone's ringing,be a dear and get it for me would you? 1.2036 0.03454 167 136 28 3
5488 So you have it on your chest 1.2034 0.04432 118 98 16 4
5489 I’m happy to be out of that abusive relationship, but still feel like I’m under a crushing weight. 1.2033 0.04313 123 102 17 4
5490 Wow! I am glad to get that off my chest 1.2033 0.04156 123 101 19 3
5491 A new approach...cogweightive therapy 1.2033 0.04313 123 102 17 4
5492 Well I think you're just going to give yourself a pre-existing condition. 1.2033 0.04313 123 102 17 4
5493 How are you liking your new weighted blanket? 1.2033 0.04313 123 102 17 4
5494 Yes, yes, Arthur, you keep saying you can't move, but just believe in yourself and breathe. Come on, that's not deep enough; I can't see your chest moving. 1.2033 0.04465 123 103 15 5
5495 But that's a ton of iron. I thought you said your life was weighed down by a ton of bricks. 1.2031 0.04203 128 106 18 4
5496 Would you describe just how you're feeling weighed down? 1.2031 0.04054 128 105 20 3
5497 It's normal, John, to feel the crushing weight of your parents' expectations. Now, will you let them know I'm sending them the bill? 1.2031 0.04486 128 108 14 6
5498 Did you just scream something about your mother? 1.2031 0.04054 128 105 20 3
5499 So, when are you going to tell me about this weighty matter you’ve been concerned about? 1.2030 0.03959 133 109 21 3
5500 Well, if that's the case, maybe it's time to apologize to your mom for lying about brushing your teeth that night. 1.2030 0.03959 133 109 21 3
5501 You have got to get rid of your imagined guilt. 1.2030 0.04498 133 113 13 7
5502 When I take it off, you'll regain your joie de vivre. 1.2030 0.03813 133 108 23 2
5503 Yeah, I know. Heavy burden and all. Fine, I have a pulley in the ceiling and some rope that ought to solve the problem. 1.2030 0.04100 133 110 19 4
5504 You should feel better because the weight on your shoulders is now equally distributed. 1.2030 0.04100 133 110 19 4
5505 Your problem is catastrophic thinking. You told me you felt like “ the weight of the world was on your shoulders”. That’s clearly not the case. 1.2030 0.03501 133 106 27 0
5506 I feel like our sessions are taking a load off my shoulders. 1.2029 0.04135 138 115 18 5
5507 Might I suggest we try to identify the heavy feeling of dread, then we can figure out how to alleviate it and reduce the pressures. 1.2029 0.04005 138 114 20 4
5508 Your case is somewhat related to baryphobia, an unfounded fear of heavy weights. 1.2029 0.04135 138 115 18 5
5509 By the end of this session we will decrease the burden you feel from 400lb. to only 181kg. 1.2029 0.04383 138 117 14 7
5510 I found this works better with introverts 1.2029 0.03870 138 113 22 3
5511 So, are the self help books I recommended helping? 1.2029 0.03870 138 113 22 3
5512 It’s designed to counteract the weight on your shoulders. 1.2028 0.03787 143 117 23 3
5513 Have no fear--it's just an old technique for overcoming a patient's silence. 1.2028 0.03787 143 117 23 3
5514 Trust goes both ways . . . Just pay my bill! 1.2028 0.04275 143 121 15 7
5515 I think "weight of the world" is a bit exaggerated. 1.2028 0.03787 143 117 23 3
5516 Tell me about this weight on your chest. 1.2028 0.03787 143 117 23 3
5517 See you next week, Albert. Remember to leave the pyramid by the door. 1.2028 0.04039 143 119 19 5
5518 Actually Mr. Overburden, you do have the weight of the world on your chest. 1.2028 0.03787 143 117 23 3
5519 It's important that you didn't wait any longer to get some help. 1.2028 0.03915 143 118 21 4
5520 Is that close to the heaviness you feel when thinking about your boss? 1.2028 0.03787 143 117 23 3
5521 We had a perfectly nice elephant in the room, but then you had to go and . . . Oh, let's just not talk about it. 1.2027 0.04063 148 124 18 6
5522 In eight sessions, we’ll be able to flatten this feeling out. 1.2027 0.03830 148 122 22 4
5523 You seem to have put on a few pounds. Let's discuss. 1.2026 0.03864 153 127 21 5
5524 Have you tried tapping? 1.2026 0.03751 153 126 23 4
5525 I won't stop you from going out with the boys. 1.2026 0.03751 153 126 23 4
5526 Look on the bright side, at least it’s not on your shoulders. 1.2025 0.03676 158 130 24 4
5527 After weighing the pros and cons, I’ve decided to stay. 1.2025 0.03565 158 129 26 3
5528 Now that your relaxed and gotten the weight of your shoulders, tell me how your week has gone. 1.2025 0.03908 163 137 19 7
5529 But WHY do you feel there’s a ton you need to get off your chest? 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
5530 Blaming Acme doesn’t help. 1.2018 0.04349 114 94 17 3
5531 Tell me again why you didn't like the brussels sprouts. 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
5532 Harold, I need you to weigh in if we're going to make any progress on your anxiety. 1.2017 0.04233 119 98 18 3
5533 Let's see if talking about takes a weig--is a relief. 1.2017 0.03694 119 95 24 0
5534 Maybe you should look forward to retirement. 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
5535 Sometimes, we just think the old ways are best. 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
5536 At least you don’t feel the weight of the world on you. 1.2017 0.04061 119 97 20 2
5537 I hope this mattress is firm enough. 1.2016 0.04282 124 103 17 4
5538 How long have you been considering an "exit strategy?" 1.2016 0.04282 124 103 17 4
5539 There might have been a misunderstanding when I told you that weighted blankets help reduce anxiety and insomnia. 1.2016 0.03794 124 100 23 1
5540 My mother couldn't make it to today's appointment. 1.2016 0.04588 129 110 12 7
5541 I prefer the shade 1.2016 0.04588 129 110 12 7
5542 Much better than having the weight of the world on your shoulders, eh, Ralph? 1.2016 0.04026 129 106 20 3
5543 We are out of weighted blankets. 1.2016 0.04026 129 106 20 3
5544 What I'm hearing is that you struggle with motivation. 1.2016 0.04173 129 107 18 4
5545 So, tell me about the weight you carry around. 1.2016 0.04173 129 107 18 4
5546 Harriet , there has got to be a better way of keeping my clothes wrinkle free! 1.2016 0.04026 129 106 20 3
5547 I don't know why you always think the weight of the world is upon you. 1.2015 0.03932 134 110 21 3
5548 Glad I got it off my back, FINALLY! 1.2015 0.04208 134 112 17 5
5549 At least you know why you feel this way. 1.2015 0.03932 134 110 21 3
5550 It's part of my fee. 1.2015 0.04073 134 111 19 4
5551 Last time you said there is nothing you want to get off your chest... 1.2015 0.03932 134 110 21 3
5552 Not to be cliche, but I sense that you're carrying a huge weight on your chest. 1.2015 0.03932 134 110 21 3
5553 You put the load right on me. 1.2015 0.03636 134 108 25 1
5554 This is beyond my pay grade 1.2015 0.04339 134 113 15 6
5555 I guess you won’t be going out with the boys tonight. 1.2014 0.03978 139 115 20 4
5556 Susan: "What is on your mind Gerry?" Gerry: "A Ton." 1.2014 0.03845 139 114 22 3
5557 I told you to start with lighter ones. 1.2014 0.03707 139 113 24 2
5558 I feel as if the entire Democratic Party is on top of me. 1.2014 0.03632 144 117 25 2
5559 Metaphorically speaking, explain how you are felling right now. 1.2014 0.03763 144 118 23 3
5560 It's a common problem. 1.2014 0.03763 144 118 23 3
5561 Now that the pressure is applied elsewhere, tell me what is really on your mind. 1.2014 0.03763 144 118 23 3
5562 Heavyweight problems require heavyweight answers. 1.2014 0.03890 144 119 21 4
5563 Yes, depression can feel like a heavy weight on your body. 1.2013 0.03924 149 124 20 5
5564 So what makes you think you have Egyptian ancestry? 1.2013 0.03686 149 122 24 3
5565 What can I say? I'm a heavy sleeper. 1.2013 0.04038 149 125 18 6
5566 Your somatic response to the news is not as uncommon as you might think. 1.2000 0.04106 145 122 17 6
5567 Low carb, no carb, sugar free. Nothing works 1.2000 0.04325 140 119 14 7
5568 Well of course ....we must fix this right away ! That couch cost a fortune ! 1.2000 0.04031 120 98 20 2
5569 I never understood what the weight of the world really meant. 1.2000 0.03866 145 120 21 4
5570 I’ve got 99 problems and this weighs a ton. 1.2000 0.04201 120 99 18 3
5571 Yes, I know I told you talking about your problems would feel like a great weight had been lifted, but you still have to wait til we get the crane in. 1.2000 0.04399 125 105 15 5
5572 I can only help you take the weight off your shoulders. 1.2000 0.04310 135 114 15 6
5573 How do you feel about that? 1.2000 0.04045 135 112 19 4
5574 And how does that compare to the weight of the world? 1.2000 0.03664 150 123 24 3
5575 The weight of the world has certainly grown heavier since we last met. 1.2000 0.04045 135 112 19 4
5576 I’m weighting. 1.2000 0.04399 125 105 15 5
5577 Lately I've been feeling like the weight of the world is on my shoulders. 1.2000 0.03784 150 124 22 4
5578 The idea is that you can’t be compressed and depressed. I’ll see next week, right there. 1.2000 0.04080 140 117 18 5
5579 Yes, of course I believe that with Cognitive Behavioral Therapy, we can end your feelings of dependence on gravity blankets, but let's agree not to expect instant, dramatic results. 1.2000 0.03846 130 106 22 2
5580 Look, maybe the weight wasn't on here when you arrived, but that's not what is important. 1.2000 0.04080 140 117 18 5
5581 Troy, you need to be honest, this is about more than your chest... 1.2000 0.03767 125 101 23 1
5582 TO DO LIST.. TO DO LIST.. TO DO LIST 1.2000 0.04544 125 106 13 6
5583 The problem's not the weight but the location of your mind. 1.2000 0.04096 125 103 19 3
5584 Sam, I'm glad to see you got that weight off your shoulders . 1.2000 0.04286 130 109 16 5
5585 How long have you had this heavy feeling in your chest? 1.2000 0.04179 135 113 17 5
5586 Can you say more about this weighted down feeling? 1.2000 0.03683 140 114 24 2
5587 It's the newest belly fat reduction method. 1.2000 0.03740 145 119 23 3
5588 It happened at the Highland Games. Do you think I should have competed in the Haggis Toss instead? 1.2000 0.04080 140 117 18 5
5589 You’re experiencing an aweful lot of pressure, aren’t you, chum? 1.2000 0.04250 125 104 17 4
5590 So you say you can’t sit still 1.2000 0.03474 155 126 27 2
5591 No, I said therapy would help take it off your shoulders. 1.2000 0.04437 110 91 16 3
5592 That's not how I thought you would take a load off. 1.2000 0.04230 150 128 14 8
5593 And you thought you'd never be in a Monty Python sketch... 1.2000 0.04096 125 103 19 3
5594 Will you charge extra if I can't get up? 1.2000 0.04286 130 109 16 5
5595 ...But is it fair that we should both have to live with whatever it is you're carrying around with you? 1.2000 0.04144 130 108 18 4
5596 So the unbearable wait is not on your shoulders then? 1.2000 0.04045 135 112 19 4
5597 Blah! Blah! Can we please talk about something other than you feel there is so much weight on you? 1.2000 0.04621 110 92 14 4
5598 How long have you been feeling that people want to hurt you? 1.2000 0.04621 110 92 14 4
5599 I certainly see how your problems are weighing on you.. 1.2000 0.03740 145 119 23 3
5600 That's not what I mean by Superego 1.2000 0.03762 135 110 23 2
5601 So, this isn't stress and anxiety 1.2000 0.03664 150 123 24 3
5602 George, your shirt will look nice, but what about the crease in your trousers? 1.2000 0.04045 135 112 19 4
5603 We need to go to the root here, what was it like under your fathers thumb? 1.2000 0.04045 135 112 19 4
5604 At what point did this weight come upon you? 1.2000 0.03935 125 102 21 2
5605 How does it make you feel when the bully throws his weight around? 1.2000 0.03541 140 113 26 1
5606 With your help, I got that weight off of my shoulders. 1.2000 0.04013 150 126 18 6
5607 Again with the moaning... I have burdens, too! 1.2000 0.03762 135 110 23 2
5608 Really, Mr. Hardcastle, when I promised that at the end of therapy you would feel relieved of a great weight you shouldn't have taken it figuratively. 1.2000 0.04364 120 100 16 4
5609 That's how it felt when you were having your heart attack. OK, now I get it. 1.2000 0.03906 135 111 21 3
5610 The time when you know you need help! 1.2000 0.03762 135 110 23 2
5611 So how do you really feel about coming in second on American Ninja? 1.2000 0.04080 140 117 18 5
5612 Dr. Loren Fishman says number one reason for sports injuries is EGO 1.2000 0.03935 125 102 21 2
5613 I think you're getting a bit carried away with the heavy blanket fad. 1.2000 0.04250 125 104 17 4
5614 Perhaps I should have known, … it tolled for thee. 1.1988 0.03923 161 136 18 7
5615 Wait, I feel like there's a punchline here. Wait. It's on the tip of my tongue. 1.1988 0.03614 161 133 24 4
5616 You don’t have a wight on your chest; you have an Italian cake box on your chest. 1.1988 0.04209 161 139 12 10
5617 I know our marriage is a burden, but we can make it work if we try. 1.1986 0.03716 146 120 23 3
5618 you could be sending a message that the weight is more important than she is 1.1986 0.03716 146 120 23 3
5619 Weighting for you to straighten out 1.1986 0.04080 146 123 17 6
5620 Mr. Musk says it's the future of walking. 1.1986 0.03841 146 121 21 4
5621 When you told me on the phone you are living with a crushing weight, I thought you meant figuratively. 1.1986 0.04194 146 124 15 7
5622 My problems weigh me down on my INSIDE... so, you know, they’re WORSE... 1.1986 0.03841 146 121 21 4
5623 Look... wanting to sympathize with others oppression is admirable, but no one asked for your participation. 1.1986 0.03927 141 117 20 4
5624 Did you mean that to be a heavy W-A-I-T or W-E-I-G-H-T 1.1986 0.04177 141 119 16 6
5625 So, you're saying you feel like there's a giant weight on you?" 1.1986 0.03796 141 116 22 3
5626 Is it possible you're exaggerating just a bit? 1.1986 0.03660 141 115 24 2
5627 Alfred, you're just going to have to lose a little weight. 1.1986 0.03796 141 116 22 3
5628 I just feel like there's a giant weight on me all the time. 1.1986 0.04054 141 118 18 5
5629 Are you as depressed as me? 1.1985 0.04018 136 113 19 4
5630 And besides Crossfit, your interests include...? 1.1985 0.03880 136 112 21 3
5631 Have you tried positive self-talk? 1.1985 0.04018 136 113 19 4
5632 Have you ever heard of Zen? 1.1985 0.04018 136 113 19 4
5633 I think one hour three times a week for about five years ought to do it. 1.1985 0.03880 136 112 21 3
5634 It's a weight off my shoulders I can tell you. 1.1985 0.04018 136 113 19 4
5635 How long has the weight of the world been with you? 1.1985 0.04018 136 113 19 4
5636 They say the weighting is the hardest part. 1.1985 0.04151 136 114 17 5
5637 Enjoying your free thirty-day trial dear? 1.1985 0.03737 136 111 23 2
5638 JUST THINK, IN A WEEK AFTER WE REMOVE IT, YOU'LL FEEL LIKE YOU'VE LOST A LOT OF WEIGHT!! 1.1985 0.04151 136 114 17 5
5639 It's not as if I don't appreciate your lighter moments. 1.1985 0.03588 136 110 25 1
5640 Most of my patients usually feel it on their shoulders... 1.1985 0.04280 136 115 15 6
5641 Doctor, I feel as if something holding me back. Can you help me? 1.1985 0.03880 136 112 21 3
5642 Sorry dear! You bought the wrong shade. 1.1985 0.03737 136 111 23 2
5643 You know, you're going to have to ease up on the whole Trump/Atlas complex. Things will work out in 2020. 1.1985 0.04115 131 109 18 4
5644 Unfortunately your so far in the dumps ,even my couch is depressed 1.1985 0.04115 131 109 18 4
5645 It seems you've got a ton weighing on you. 1.1985 0.03970 131 108 20 3
5646 I'm glad we took the weight off your shoulders. 1.1985 0.04115 131 109 18 4
5647 The weight is meant to simulate the pressure you will feel when I hand you my bill. 1.1985 0.04115 131 109 18 4
5648 I told you crossfit wouldn’t improve your sex life, but you had to show me, didn’t you? 1.1985 0.04115 131 109 18 4
5649 I thought you realized that Flat Stanely was a fictional character last year 1.1985 0.04115 131 109 18 4
5650 I’ve heard of acupressure, but isn’t this a bit much? 1.1984 0.04066 126 104 19 3
5651 Our time is up now. See you next week? 1.1984 0.04066 126 104 19 3
5652 I see your guilt is weighing you down 1.1984 0.04066 126 104 19 3
5653 Perhaps I should refer you to a colleague of mine who runs a Weight Watchers program. 1.1984 0.04510 126 107 13 6
5654 So Steve, would you tell me a little more about this, uh, weight you've been dealing with recently? 1.1984 0.04066 126 104 19 3
5655 It's called visual metaphor therapy - this one's really a catch all for whatever's making you depressed. 1.1983 0.04169 121 100 18 3
5656 There is no cure for your condition. 1.1983 0.04001 121 99 20 2
5657 When will you hear back about the COPD commercial? 1.1983 0.04487 121 102 14 5
5658 Would you say that though it lies heavy on your chest, nevertheless your mind remains unperturbed? 1.1983 0.04169 121 100 18 3
5659 That will keep your eyes from roving. 1.1983 0.04101 116 95 19 2
5660 You'll never achieve true personal grown carrying all that baggage around. 1.1975 0.03485 162 133 26 3
5661 Why do you feel you have to carry the weight of the world on your shoulders? 1.1975 0.03997 162 138 16 8
5662 You've found your anchor in life. Now let's talk about mine. 1.1974 0.03620 152 125 24 3
5663 No, Alan, it’s not just a case of the yips. 1.1974 0.03739 152 126 22 4
5664 Not sure why people are keep telling me to lose weight 1.1974 0.03739 152 126 22 4
5665 They said you'd get this weight off my chest. 1.1973 0.03694 147 121 23 3
5666 So is the weight on your shoulders heavier or lighter than this one? 1.1973 0.03565 147 120 25 2
5667 You seem to be weighing everything you say. 1.1973 0.03565 147 120 25 2
5668 It’s been four hours. Call the doctor. 1.1973 0.04168 147 125 15 7
5669 Exercise is great for depression. Have you considered weight-lifting? 1.1973 0.03565 147 120 25 2
5670 Well, why don’t you take your super ego and get off that couch? 1.1973 0.04054 147 124 17 6
5671 I’ts an old fashioned remedy to iron out your problens 1.1973 0.03818 147 122 21 4
5672 Jeff Panini contemplates his next invention. 1.1973 0.03818 147 122 21 4
5673 An enormous weight has been lifted from your shoulders? That sounds like great news! 1.1973 0.04054 147 124 17 6
5674 Happy Wife , Happy Life 1.1972 0.04028 142 119 18 5
5675 I don't want you to feel under an obligation to be nice to my parents, but on the other hand... 1.1972 0.04028 142 119 18 5
5676 OK and I literally think talking about it might help. 1.1972 0.04150 142 120 16 6
5677 It's easier on the back if you raise your knees." 1.1972 0.03771 142 117 22 3
5678 It's how I guarantee results when you walk out of here. 1.1972 0.03771 142 117 22 3
5679 Can you elaborate on being "squished like a bug?" 1.1972 0.03902 142 118 20 4
5680 So what did you do? 1.1972 0.03902 142 118 20 4
5681 I thought we were making progress, but maybe it was better when it was on your shoulders 1.1972 0.03637 142 116 24 2
5682 How long have you believed your were a cow? 1.1971 0.04123 137 115 17 5
5683 Tell me, Bob. Were you circumcised?" 1.1971 0.04252 137 116 15 6
5684 Do you really want me to find a job? 1.1971 0.03991 137 114 19 4
5685 And, how did that make you feel?" "Can I be honest? I was a little crushed. 1.1971 0.04123 137 115 17 5
5686 So you're a prop comic. 1.1971 0.03854 137 113 21 3
5687 And then she said how could you wear that....are you listening to me? 1.1971 0.03991 137 114 19 4
5688 Not sure if I have it in me to take all of the pressure off your chest. 1.1971 0.03854 137 113 21 3
5689 I'm not sure that strikes the right note of middle aged whimsy. 1.1971 0.03991 137 114 19 4
5690 No, I can't help you. It's just a figure of speech. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some heads to shrink. 1.1971 0.04123 137 115 17 5
5691 I told you your ego was going to be the death of you, Donald. 1.1971 0.03991 137 114 19 4
5692 ''I had no idea she would throw some shade literally." 1.1970 0.04087 132 110 18 4
5693 Well dieting isn't going to help you this time! 1.1970 0.03943 132 109 20 3
5694 Listen, these strongmen competitions only reproduce your unrealistic comparisons to others. 1.1970 0.03637 132 107 24 1
5695 Somatic Experiencing is a lot like trauma itself. 1.1970 0.04087 132 110 18 4
5696 Weight loss is easier this way than by diet or exercise. 1.1970 0.03943 132 109 20 3
5697 Enough with talking about your childhood.This will help straighten you out instead. 1.1970 0.04226 132 111 16 5
5698 Your nuts! 1.1970 0.04087 132 110 18 4
5699 It seems like you have a lot weighing on you... 1.1970 0.03943 132 109 20 3
5700 That sort of baggage isn't carry on 1.1969 0.04336 127 107 15 5
5701 So, you're feeling like the weight of the world is keeping you depressed, is that an accurate statement? 1.1969 0.04189 127 106 17 4
5702 Ok! So now let's go back to the beginning of our conversation to where we had begun talking about our relationship and you just started drifting off. 1.1969 0.04189 127 106 17 4
5703 I may nag, but you always make a mountain out of a molehill. 1.1969 0.04037 127 105 19 3
5704 In this type of therapy, the weighting is the hardest part . . . 1.1969 0.04336 127 107 15 5
5705 This is like you're 'the check is in the mail' routine: the weight on your chest is equally non-existent . 1.1967 0.04454 122 103 14 5
5706 Woah there Doc, this is getting a little heavy. 1.1967 0.04603 122 104 12 6
5707 You appear to be weighed down by your problems 1.1967 0.04138 122 101 18 3
5708 Sorry, I only deal with the weight of conscious, not conscious weight. 1.1966 0.04892 117 101 9 7
5709 Last week you said that coffee with your ex had lifted this huge weight off of you. I see this is no longer the case. 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
5710 You always complain about weighty problems 1.1964 0.03404 168 138 27 3
5711 I've never felt this way about anyone before. 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
5712 'You'll have to join my weight list first.' 1.1962 0.03752 158 132 21 5
5713 Well you said you wanted to get all that weight off your shoulders. 1.1962 0.03643 158 131 23 4
5714 If you don't leave I'm going to continue to charge you 1.1961 0.04153 153 131 14 8
5715 Perseverance, fortitude, and tolerance. These are the inner strengths of which you must give more attention. 1.1961 0.03716 153 127 22 4
5716 Doctor, recently I've felt like there's been a great weight on me 1.1961 0.03941 153 129 18 6
5717 I decided it was time to shift all that weight you complain about off your shoulders. 1.1961 0.03716 153 127 22 4
5718 I find it hard to believe you've gotten everything off your chest. 1.1958 0.03748 143 118 22 3
5719 This seems counter-productive. 1.1958 0.04002 143 120 18 5
5720 So the Kojak jokes started at age four. Go on. 1.1958 0.03877 143 119 20 4
5721 Do you really think this will flatten my beer belly? 1.1958 0.03877 143 119 20 4
5722 I see you've been working on getting rid of the weight on your shoulders! 1.1958 0.03748 143 118 22 3
5723 So let's talk about those feelings of depression..... 1.1958 0.03877 143 119 20 4
5724 And how long have you felt burdened by this one-ton weight? 1.1957 0.03965 138 115 19 4
5725 First, stop making such weighty decisions. 1.1957 0.03965 138 115 19 4
5726 It used to be so easy living here with you. You were light and breezy and I knew just what to do. 1.1957 0.04467 138 119 11 8
5727 Heavy-Weight Champion of the World 1.1957 0.03829 138 114 21 3
5728 You are my second husband that was dead weight. 1.1957 0.04223 138 117 15 6
5729 Deeeeep breaths, Jim! Those steel tariffs will work soon. 1.1957 0.03688 138 113 23 2
5730 It's finally time, Frank, to share in this household's financial burden. 1.1957 0.03829 138 114 21 3
5731 The weight room is down the hall. 1.1955 0.04330 133 113 14 6
5732 Our first step is to lay down and take the weight off." 1.1955 0.03916 133 110 20 3
5733 I’m sorry, I just can’t seem to pick you up. 1.1955 0.03613 133 108 24 1
5734 Now now. sir. You did say you wanted to treat all your pressure points. 1.1955 0.04460 133 114 12 7
5735 I understand you’re weighed down by the problems of the world, but what’s really your problem? 1.1955 0.04197 133 112 16 5
5736 Well that takes a load off me 1.1955 0.04059 133 111 18 4
5737 Nigel's obsession with Monty Python left him flat and listless. 1.1955 0.04460 133 114 12 7
5738 I know I suggested getting a weighted blanket, but this isn’t what I had in mind. 1.1955 0.03767 133 109 22 2
5739 It's only two more years..... 1.1955 0.04197 133 112 16 5
5740 So, you feel the wait for the 2020 election is the root of your depression? 1.1955 0.03916 133 110 20 3
5741 .. And does the carbon footprint add to your burden of guilt? 1.1955 0.03916 133 110 20 3
5742 Seems like your underweight. 1.1953 0.04304 128 108 15 5
5743 Have you asked yourself “what if it was the weight of the world?” 1.1953 0.04304 128 108 15 5
5744 Of course you can bear the wait. 1.1951 0.04420 123 104 14 5
5745 Imagine you are a mummy under Cheops pyramide 1.1951 0.04267 123 103 16 4
5746 So you say you’re feeling a lot of pressure? 1.1951 0.03942 123 101 20 2
5747 So tell me more about the weight you say you can’t get off your chest 1.1951 0.04267 123 103 16 4
5748 So, Sisyphus, the new therapy approach hasn't seemed to improve the situation, if I understand what you're saying? 1.1950 0.03730 159 133 21 5
5749 Take a deep breath in - if you can. 1.1950 0.03622 159 132 23 4
5750 sometimes I feel like I have the weight of the world on my shoulders. 1.1950 0.03510 159 131 25 3
5751 Would you prefer if I took the weight off your shoulders? 1.1950 0.03835 159 134 19 6
5752 No, Harold, I said wait on your impulses 1.1949 0.04702 118 101 11 6
5753 So...your solution is to carry the weight on your shoulders? 1.1948 0.03457 154 126 26 2
5754 Explain to me again what inspired you to get a bellybutton ring on your Egypt trip.” Drew Arrison, Detroit, M.I 1.1948 0.03694 154 128 22 4
5755 The Band, the Beatles—they’re just songs, Larry. 1.1948 0.03807 154 129 20 5
5756 Trust me. You don't want to see my fishing pole. 1.1948 0.03917 154 130 18 6
5757 Now, Mr. Cohen, tell me about this job you used to have..... 1.1947 0.04508 113 95 14 4
5758 Just breathe and think positive 1.1947 0.03741 113 91 22 0
5759 You say your work is weighing you down? Let’s work on some concrete skills to get out from under it. 1.1946 0.03649 149 123 23 3
5760 Let’s focus on the weight off your shoulders 1.1946 0.03771 149 124 21 4
5761 I suggest you lose a weight. 1.1944 0.03724 144 119 22 3
5762 Unfortunately I still have to charge you for laying on the couch until we sort this out. 1.1944 0.03852 144 120 20 4
5763 It was less expensive than a weighted blanket. 1.1944 0.03852 144 120 20 4
5764 Now...about my fee! 1.1944 0.03591 144 118 24 2
5765 Now let out a deep breath and your worries soon will be over. 1.1944 0.04096 144 122 16 6
5766 The weight isn't the problem, it's the lengths you went to putting it there. 1.1944 0.03852 144 120 20 4
5767 please explain again, how does this weigh you down? 1.1944 0.03976 144 121 18 5
5768 I told you that couch didn't look comfortable. 1.1944 0.03724 144 119 22 3
5769 I've got a lot of pressure in my life Doc. 1.1944 0.03976 144 121 18 5
5770 Well this is an interesting way to honor your new year's resolution to get underweight. 1.1944 0.04453 108 90 15 3
5771 Do you feel like the weight of the world is on you? That there is something you need to get off your chest? That you have been under a lot of pressure lately? Well, maybe you should talk to a therapist. 1.1944 0.03724 144 119 22 3
5772 Maybe now that you know what it actually feels like to have a 1000lb weight on your chest you won't be so quick to complain. 1.1942 0.03368 139 112 27 0
5773 Mr Smith, think creatively, you’re too concrete. 1.1942 0.03939 139 116 19 4
5774 It used to feel like I was married to the old ball and chain. 1.1942 0.03939 139 116 19 4
5775 Will you please just get the liposuction 1.1942 0.03804 139 115 21 3
5776 Tell me more about this heavy weight you are feeling? 1.1942 0.03804 139 115 21 3
5777 Now, isn't that a weight off your mind? 1.1942 0.04069 139 117 17 5
5778 They told you the treatment would last twenty minutes. You'll just have to weight it out. 1.1942 0.03664 139 114 23 2
5779 To improve your self-image , you might try losing a few pounds. 1.1942 0.03664 139 114 23 2
5780 I suggested That You stop reading the news! 1.1942 0.03664 139 114 23 2
5781 If you want a huge weight lifted off your shoulders, you've come to the wrong place. 1.1942 0.03804 139 115 21 3
5782 Our couples therapy is going well, don't you think? 1.1942 0.04195 139 118 15 6
5783 On a scale of 1-5000 how much weight would you put on your mother’s inadequate nurturing? 1.1942 0.03804 139 115 21 3
5784 How does that make you feel when your mother says that? 1.1942 0.03804 139 115 21 3
5785 I told my psychiatrist I needed a weight off my shoulders. 1.1942 0.04069 139 117 17 5
5786 That’s what happens when you disagree with your wife. A massive stone falls on top of you and renders you immobile. I don’t know what else to tell you? You’ll have to work this out with her I think. 1.1942 0.03804 139 115 21 3
5787 I agree we're making progress. This is much less than the weight of the world. 1.1940 0.04168 134 113 16 5
5788 Remember to "Breathe" ever so slowly... 1.1940 0.03889 134 111 20 3
5789 Well, that's a weight off my mind. 1.1940 0.04168 134 113 16 5
5790 Next week we'll work on your overusage of the verb "slay." 1.1938 0.03663 129 105 23 1
5791 You're not obligated to be analyzed, but the judge said it might lighten your sentence. 1.1938 0.03980 129 107 19 3
5792 My trainer said I shouldn't go any higher than a 12lb kettlebell. Just saying........ 1.1938 0.04129 129 108 17 4
5793 So, other than Trump. Derangment Symdrone, anything else weighing you down? 1.1938 0.03980 129 107 19 3
5794 Trust me. If you take yor meds as I have prescribed them, you will feel as though a heavy weight has been lifted from you. 1.1938 0.03825 129 106 21 2
5795 You say you feel like the weight of the whole world is on you. Oh, you always exaggerate. 1.1938 0.04129 129 108 17 4
5796 Now I suppose you are going to say you are too tired to get up. 1.1938 0.04129 129 108 17 4
5797 Now, with two hands. 1.1935 0.03437 155 127 26 2
5798 What Have You Done With Dr. Millmoss? 1.1935 0.03672 155 129 22 4
5799 You think our problems are weighing you down, but it's all in your mind. 1.1935 0.03557 155 128 24 3
5800 Next time use a dumbbell 1.1933 0.03748 150 125 21 4
5801 Sorry honey, but I've been flat out all day. 1.1933 0.03748 150 125 21 4
5802 I said the session is over. Please get up and leave my office. I have another client waiting. 1.1933 0.03626 150 124 23 3
5803 I TOLD YOU, HENRY, YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO CARRY THE WEIGHT OF THE WORLD'S TROUBLES ON YOUR SHOULDERS! 1.1933 0.04815 119 103 9 7
5804 It feels like a huge weight has been lifted off my shoulders. 1.1933 0.04182 119 99 17 3
5805 $150 an hour feels better after a weighty discussion. 1.1933 0.04509 119 101 13 5
5806 Why you start by taking a load off 1.1933 0.04182 119 99 17 3
5807 So you feel theses things weigh you down 1.1933 0.04182 119 99 17 3
5808 And when did this obsession with Miley Cyrus begin? 1.1931 0.03828 145 121 20 4
5809 Maybe because you do have a heavy weight pressing down on you. 1.1931 0.04186 145 124 14 7
5810 Doctor I really appreciate you got “the” weight off my shoulders... but could you get it off my chest quicker. 1.1930 0.04471 114 96 14 4
5811 I think I'm ready to go back to the Senate now. 1.1929 0.04289 140 120 13 7
5812 Weight it out. 1.1929 0.03913 140 117 19 4
5813 Any issues beside weight loss? 1.1929 0.04042 140 118 17 5
5814 So how does it make you not feel? 1.1929 0.04042 140 118 17 5
5815 I think you’ve been putting on some weight. 1.1929 0.04042 140 118 17 5
5816 Are you ready to weigh in on your relationship?. 1.1929 0.03641 140 115 23 2
5817 Tut tut Mister Jones, it's all in your head! 1.1929 0.03913 140 117 19 4
5818 Well, Larry, you don’t seem to be succeeding in losing the extra weight. 1.1929 0.03497 140 114 25 1
5819 I din’t Know why but I feel like I’ve got the weight of the world on my shoulders. 1.1927 0.04013 109 89 19 1
5820 It's called "prop drama." And it doesn't work with me. 1.1926 0.03717 135 111 22 2
5821 I really can't say." 1.1926 0.04271 135 115 14 6
5822 Now that you can feel the weight of your problems they shouldn't seem so bad. 1.1926 0.03863 135 112 20 3
5823 We're going to be working together for a few years! 1.1926 0.03717 135 111 22 2
5824 Is there something weighing on you honey? 1.1925 0.03581 161 134 23 4
5825 Do you feel better with that weight off your shoulders? 1.1923 0.04243 130 110 15 5
5826 In my experience, levitation can be successfully managed. 1.1923 0.03952 130 108 19 3
5827 I think you’re being a bit two- dimensional about things. 1.1923 0.04100 130 109 17 4
5828 It provides a psychological uplift 1.1923 0.03651 156 130 22 4
5829 Everyone in the room could tell that something big was weighing on Harold today. 1.1921 0.03842 151 127 19 5
5830 I dunno about you, but I feel our work is done here. 1.1921 0.03605 151 125 23 3
5831 I'm sorry, Mr. Cooke, I am not equipped to help you with weight loss. 1.1921 0.03605 151 125 23 3
5832 Yes Doc, It really is a weight off my shoulders.” 1.1920 0.03885 125 103 20 2
5833 Wait? For what? 1.1920 0.03885 125 103 20 2
5834 Put the weight right on me. 1.1920 0.04355 125 106 14 5
5835 I thought this was a safe zone. 1.1919 0.03531 172 144 23 5
5836 Something’s weighing heavily on me. 1.1918 0.03411 146 119 26 1
5837 Hmm de hmm...Take load off Fanny...hmm de hmm... 1.1918 0.04045 146 124 16 6
5838 The good news is you no longer have the weight of the world on your shoulders 1.1918 0.03804 146 122 20 4
5839 It's your own dam fault for being a repeat sex offender, Deter. 1.1918 0.03926 146 123 18 5
5840 I don't think you can blame your parents for your failure to accomplish anything. 1.1918 0.03804 146 122 20 4
5841 Yeah, I see the problem now, what you have is a literal weight... 1.1918 0.03677 146 121 22 3
5842 It's like there's something weighing down on me, but I can't figure out what. 1.1917 0.04315 120 101 15 4
5843 No, the weight of the world is NOT on your shoulders. That looks like your stomach from here. 1.1916 0.03495 167 139 24 4
5844 That's not what I meant when I said, "lie in wait ". 1.1915 0.03887 141 118 19 4
5845 You need to literally this get weight off your chest before we can proceed further. 1.1915 0.04140 141 120 15 6
5846 Welcome to Klegon/Smythson Intervention RealityTherapy...Within six sessions you will feel the weight of the world lifted. I guarantee it. 1.1915 0.04016 141 119 17 5
5847 My wife says I’ve been moody lately...I don’t see it. 1.1913 0.04604 115 98 12 5
5848 I know you have a "ton" on your chest but I have problems too. Maybe you should listen to me for once instead of only thinking of yourself for once. 1.1912 0.03692 136 112 22 2
5849 Spending today complaining about yesterday won't make tomorrow any better. 1.1912 0.03837 136 113 20 3
5850 Dr. I feel like I have a large weight on me. 1.1912 0.04368 136 117 12 7
5851 That's heavy, Doc. 1.1912 0.03976 136 114 18 4
5852 Learn to code. 1.1912 0.03692 136 112 22 2
5853 You're in great shape, some people have the weight of the world on their chest 1.1912 0.03837 136 113 20 3
5854 Actually, our mailer guaranteed that when you LEAVE here you'll feel as if a great weight has been lifted off of your chest. 1.1912 0.03976 136 114 18 4
5855 I’m afraid literal weight won’t just replace the figurative weight. 1.1912 0.03976 136 114 18 4
5856 Every problem seems more weighty if you use short tons. 1.1912 0.03542 136 111 24 1
5857 dunno if I’m oppressed or impressed 1.1911 0.03630 157 131 22 4
5858 I am so fed up, day in and day out, having to listen to everyone whine about having the weight of the world on them! 1.1911 0.03848 157 133 18 6
5859 This is what I call "literal" therapy. 1.1911 0.03848 157 133 18 6
5860 I feel so pressed to marry her..... 1.1911 0.03515 157 130 24 3
5861 That's really heavy, Doc. 1.1911 0.03630 157 131 22 4
5862 Once you resolve your childhood issues, you’ll feel a whole weight lift off you. 1.1908 0.04071 131 110 17 4
5863 I'm suppose to believe that?" 1.1908 0.04071 131 110 17 4
5864 Don't complain. It only cost $10.00 from Amazon. Shipping was free!" 1.1908 0.04071 131 110 17 4
5865 It's going to stay there until you tell me what you did with my credit card !" 1.1908 0.03772 131 108 21 2
5866 I thought we agreed to compartmentalize. 1.1908 0.03924 131 109 19 3
5867 I still think this pressure in my chest is more than just my imagination. 1.1908 0.03772 131 108 21 2
5868 At least I got it off my shoulders. 1.1908 0.04071 131 110 17 4
5869 This isn't exactly the kind of weighted blanket I had in mind. 1.1908 0.03772 131 108 21 2
5870 ...and if you ever call me that again, next time we'll try it vertically. 1.1908 0.03583 152 126 23 3
5871 I just think it's an old-fashioned way to get rid of a cyst. 1.1908 0.04040 152 130 15 7
5872 It appears that the weight of your existence has become real! 1.1905 0.03689 126 103 22 1
5873 Tell me what you really think of my haircut and get it off your chest. 1.1905 0.04323 126 107 14 5
5874 You look like you have the weight of the world on your shoulders. 1.1905 0.04173 126 106 16 4
5875 My holistic practice treats acute depression as a "brain sprain" --with this Compression Therapy 1.1905 0.03525 147 121 24 2
5876 First of all, do not pay attention to the number on the scale. Iron weighs more than fat. 1.1905 0.03780 147 123 20 4
5877 This will keep you from chasing other women!! 1.1905 0.04019 147 125 16 6
5878 The counter-part of this must be, ‘Heavy is the head that wears the crown.’ 1.1905 0.03390 147 120 26 1
5879 Don't look at me...I told you to go with the Keto diet. 1.1905 0.04018 126 105 18 3
5880 Any chance your emotional baggage could come in the form of dumbbells? It's my New Year's Resolution to work out more. 1.1901 0.03731 142 118 21 3
5881 Yes, you were adopted, but we never wanted you to feel like a burden. 1.1901 0.03731 142 118 21 3
5882 As you weigh your options, think about what kind of impression you’re making. 1.1901 0.03989 142 120 17 5
5883 I'm gonna need you to pay me, Frank. 1.1901 0.03989 142 120 17 5
5884 This is a great way to get some weight of your chest 1.1901 0.03582 121 98 23 0
5885 Mr Smith, You must find another approach to removing your belly fat. 1.1898 0.04083 137 116 16 5
5886 I guess my marriage is not that oppressive. 1.1898 0.03950 137 115 18 4
5887 I just want to rule out the witch diagnosis now. 1.1898 0.03811 137 114 20 3
5888 I see you have a giant weight on your chest. 1.1898 0.03950 137 115 18 4
5889 If you want to get this weight off your chest, you must be the first to speak. 1.1897 0.04045 116 96 18 2
5890 When you *actually* have the world pressing on you, the anxiety is barely noticeable! You can pay my receptionist on the way out. 1.1895 0.03681 153 128 21 4
5891 I see that the weight of the world is all over you now. 1.1894 0.03423 132 107 25 0
5892 Jerry, the weightiness of your discussions is directly proportional to the load you always carry. 1.1894 0.03588 132 108 23 1
5893 I feel like it really weighs me down 1.1894 0.03897 132 110 19 3
5894 Where exactly did you see that ad for a weight loss program? 1.1894 0.03897 132 110 19 3
5895 I am glad you are seeing the positive that at least it's not on my shoulders. 1.1894 0.04184 132 112 15 5
5896 Maybe it’s time to prescribe steroids with the Prozac. 1.1894 0.04043 132 111 17 4
5897 Your weekly whining about the weight of the world wreaking havoc on your psyche is getting old. Let's try something new. 1.1894 0.04320 132 113 13 6
5898 Have you ever felt like you’re bearing the weight of the world? 1.1894 0.03897 132 110 19 3
5899 Jesus Christ Garry, when i said we were going to talk about the burden of your past I wasn't being that litteral... 1.1894 0.03897 132 110 19 3
5900 When I asked you to try to take the weight of the world off your shoulders, I didn't mean for you to place it elsewhere.... 1.1894 0.03897 132 110 19 3
5901 I assure you we're all under a lot of pressure. Now let's get down to what's REALLY bothering you. 1.1892 0.03632 148 123 22 3
5902 It's called an open MRI. Done at home. For claustrophobics. Stop complaining. 1.1892 0.03994 148 126 16 6
5903 You were telling me about how your father was in construction... 1.1892 0.03757 148 124 20 4
5904 And what aspect of getting the weight off your mind is it that you find unsatisfactory? 1.1890 0.03989 127 106 18 3
5905 At least it's a load off my feet 1.1890 0.03989 127 106 18 3
5906 I don’t know what you’re weighting for. 1.1890 0.04291 127 108 14 5
5907 We need to explore what you feel is weighing on you. 1.1890 0.03829 127 105 20 2
5908 Learning to handle stress without swearing is key to so much in life. 1.1890 0.03989 127 106 18 3
5909 Only 10 more direct-to-consume memory foam mattresses to go. 1.1888 0.04205 143 123 13 7
5910 Increasing your sleep number will improve your attitude. 1.1888 0.03837 143 120 19 4
5911 I know I"m only a psychiatrist, but I'm sure there are easier ways to treat an enlarged prostate. 1.1887 0.04854 106 91 10 5
5912 Do you have a family history of mental illness? 1.1887 0.03697 159 134 20 5
5913 I encourage my clients to breathe deeply into the body, using the breath to become present with their feelings. 1.1885 0.04088 122 102 17 3
5914 Now you can see why your appointment was marker urgent 1.1885 0.04088 122 102 17 3
5915 You're crazy if you think you're leaving that here. 1.1884 0.03644 138 114 22 2
5916 Sorry, that's one weight I can't help you get off your chest. 1.1884 0.03923 138 116 18 4
5917 Original, but I’m not impressed. 1.1884 0.03786 138 115 20 3
5918 You'd previously mentioned a weight lifted off your shoulders--so what's changed? 1.1884 0.03786 138 115 20 3
5919 I can guarantee you'll feel less depressed when our session is over. 1.1884 0.04056 138 117 16 5
5920 Don't worry I will help you to take that load off your chest 1.1884 0.03786 138 115 20 3
5921 You’re not the only one of my patients to describe a weight on their chest 1.1884 0.03786 138 115 20 3
5922 Let's talk about your weight gain. 1.1884 0.03923 138 116 18 4
5923 Much better today, Doc, like a great weight has been lifted off my shoulders. 1.1883 0.03773 154 130 19 5
5924 In our last session I did say a great weight would be off you shoulders. 1.1883 0.03292 154 126 27 1
5925 Now how often are you a victim of this kind of... oppression? 1.1883 0.03659 154 129 21 4
5926 I can understand why you might find this to be a weighty subject...... 1.1880 0.04014 117 97 18 2
5927 Your hour isn't up for another 30 seconds 1.1880 0.04193 117 98 16 3
5928 Trust me, you’re not carrying the weight of the world. 1.1880 0.04015 133 112 17 4
5929 Good morning Marvin, is there anything we can do today to lighten your load? 1.1880 0.03871 133 111 19 3
5930 Harold, you’ve got to stop being penny wise pound foolish. 1.1880 0.04289 133 114 13 6
5931 Thats a huge weight off my chest, doc. 1.1880 0.03871 133 111 19 3
5932 I've got a major crush on you, valentine. 1.1880 0.04289 133 114 13 6
5933 I apologize for the interruption Mr. Smith but please continue...You were saying that you had eaten a large bowl of baked beans for lunch? 1.1880 0.04015 133 112 17 4
5934 Does the pressure you feel come from your work or your personal life? 1.1880 0.03720 133 110 21 2
5935 So, from whom did you receive this gift? 1.1879 0.03969 149 127 16 6
5936 But the world is round, Robert. 1.1879 0.03969 149 127 16 6
5937 It’s really sad when a weightlifter can no longer lift weight. 1.1875 0.03813 144 121 19 4
5938 All you have to do is keep your fly shut. 1.1875 0.04113 128 108 16 4
5939 Bitch. Bitch. Bitch. 1.1875 0.03683 144 120 21 3
5940 I'm sensing you have a weighty issue to get off your chest. 1.1875 0.04260 128 109 14 5
5941 It seems the weight of the world is crashing down on you 1.1875 0.04260 128 109 14 5
5942 'We need to start downsizing. 1.1875 0.03802 128 106 20 2
5943 I'm sorry a ton. Believe me. 1.1875 0.03938 144 122 17 5
5944 Well, maybe we should switch to speaking about your relationship with your mother, instead? 1.1875 0.03813 144 121 19 4
5945 Just feel the weigh, experience the weight, become one with the weigh 1.1875 0.03549 144 119 23 2
5946 Who told you to see a therapist? That's the lightest load I've seen this year. 1.1875 0.03961 128 107 18 3
5947 You said your anxieties weigh you down like a ton of bricks, but that's only a half-ton at most. 1.1875 0.03549 144 119 23 2
5948 I'd like to add you to my LinkedIn network 1.1871 0.03860 155 132 17 6
5949 I'm not here to talk about my wife again but she still gives me a ton of problems... 1.1871 0.03520 155 129 23 3
5950 Can we up the dosage, I'm getting that painful feeling? 1.1871 0.03750 155 131 19 5
5951 To reveal the problem is the first step to recovery 1.1871 0.03399 155 128 25 2
5952 Now tell me about these weighty decisions on your chest? 1.1871 0.03761 139 116 20 3
5953 In 1963 the weight of the world was merely confined to my shoulders 1.1871 0.03897 139 117 18 4
5954 My wife tells me I take things too literally. 1.1871 0.03620 139 115 22 2
5955 Talk about a ball and chain. 1.1871 0.03897 139 117 18 4
5956 Sorry. I was just remembering -- my grandmother's pierogi. 1.1871 0.03620 139 115 22 2
5957 Really? More weight? 1.1871 0.03897 139 117 18 4
5958 You feel the crushing psychological weight of being alive, correct? 1.1871 0.03620 139 115 22 2
5959 No, not the weight of the world, just two tons. 1.1870 0.04218 123 104 15 4
5960 When you said you needed help with having weight lifted, I thought you were speaking metaphorically. 1.1870 0.04218 123 104 15 4
5961 Tell me more about feeling you have a weight that needs lifting. 1.1870 0.03889 123 102 19 2
5962 Sorry Sir, this sort of weight gain cannot be attributed to your mental health 1.1870 0.04057 123 103 17 3
5963 I'm really sorry about your depression, George. I just don't know what to do about it. 1.1867 0.03588 150 125 22 3
5964 You’re Problem is paying too much attention to the side effects. 1.1867 0.03829 150 127 18 5
5965 Finally telling you the truth feels like a huge weight has been lifted off my shoulders. 1.1867 0.03329 150 123 26 1
5966 My trainer thought this would help straighten me out! 1.1867 0.03461 150 124 24 2
5967 So you feel your gravity blanket started this coping cycle of dealing with increasing anxiety? 1.1867 0.03829 150 127 18 5
5968 You have a very vivid imagination. 1.1866 0.03844 134 112 19 3
5969 Hoe does it make you feel? 1.1866 0.03987 134 113 17 4
5970 Yes, but does it make you feel wrinkle free ? 1.1866 0.03987 134 113 17 4
5971 You feel crushed! How do think I feel? 1.1866 0.03987 134 113 17 4
5972 Huh. So this is what physical therapy is. 1.1866 0.03695 134 111 21 2
5973 Yes, I do see you are bearing a heavy weight today. 1.1866 0.03695 134 111 21 2
5974 Well, that's a huge weight off your shoulders. 1.1866 0.03987 134 113 17 4
5975 The weight of the world is actually 2000 kilos more. 1.1866 0.03844 134 112 19 3
5976 Dave Osborne you're not. 1.1863 0.04117 102 84 17 1
5977 So, how long have you felt the weight of the whole world on your stomach? 1.1862 0.03913 145 123 17 5
5978 Your heavy sessions make me grateful to my easy life. 1.1862 0.03913 145 123 17 5
5979 So you describe your mother as 'overwhelming' throughout your life". "Can you elaborate? 1.1862 0.04034 145 124 15 6
5980 My early patients appreciated how it helped getting that weight off their backs but it became more popular with restless leg syndrome. 1.1862 0.03913 145 123 17 5
5981 You seem a little depressed this week.” And 1.1862 0.03789 145 122 19 4
5982 Keep Talking. You need to get more than the weight off your shoulders. 1.1862 0.03660 145 121 21 3
5983 Turn yourself over! 1.1862 0.03789 145 122 19 4
5984 I can't say I have a ton of evidence as to what may be troubling you. 1.1860 0.03611 129 106 22 1
5985 You're lucky. My patients usually have a long weight! 1.1860 0.03932 129 108 18 3
5986 You see, Doctor, it is not only in my head. 1.1860 0.03775 129 107 20 2
5987 So, telling the truth has taken a great weight off your shoulders? 1.1860 0.04229 129 110 14 5
5988 Apparently they're going to build it out of steel now but it still weighs on me the same. 1.1858 0.04083 113 94 17 2
5989 Yes Mr. Weinstein, it is a key element of your Court ordered psychiatric assessment and treatment protocol. 1.1857 0.04002 140 119 16 5
5990 So, this is what you do at home? 1.1857 0.03737 140 117 20 3
5991 What do you think, I'm some kind of a magician! 1.1857 0.03737 140 117 20 3
5992 Stay! 1.1857 0.03737 140 117 20 3
5993 So, tell me the reason that you feel that the weight of the world is resting on your shoulders. 1.1857 0.04002 140 119 16 5
5994 I can't seem to lose any weight 1.1857 0.04129 140 120 14 6
5995 Oh, I see you are trying out the latest thing in compression therapy. 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
5996 Oh, the iron-----y, of it all... 1.1855 0.03861 124 103 19 2
5997 Some stress problems aren't so obvious. Do you think your mother loved you? 1.1855 0.04027 124 104 17 3
5998 tell me more about your carrying the weight of the world fixation 1.1855 0.03861 124 103 19 2
5999 And you thought you felt the pressures of the world on you? Well now you know how I feel! 1.1854 0.03806 151 128 18 5
6000 It looks like you’ve got a lot of weight on you right now. 1.1854 0.03566 151 126 22 3
6001 Your King Tut depression may be justified. 1.1854 0.03688 151 127 20 4
6002 Your wife told me therapy should straighten you out! 1.1852 0.03960 135 114 17 4
6003 Honey, I think your abs are fine just the way they are. 1.1852 0.03517 135 111 23 1
6004 If this keeps you here you're paying for the second session. 1.1852 0.03670 135 112 21 2
6005 Would you mind pulling down the shade? 1.1852 0.03818 135 113 19 3
6006 Maybe we should try a different interior decorator? 1.1849 0.04008 146 125 15 6
6007 It was the size of the box Amazon delivered it in that really got me down. 1.1849 0.03765 146 123 19 4
6008 So,from this point foward you are going to cough into your elbow 1.1849 0.03888 146 124 17 5
6009 Thank you, doctor, I feel like a huge weight has been lifted from my shoulders. 1.1849 0.03367 146 120 25 1
6010 We express missing our exes in a variety of ways. 1.1849 0.03765 146 123 19 4
6011 My suggestion is to stop listening to the Beatles 'Abbey Road' album. 1.1849 0.03888 146 124 17 5
6012 Look, if you really expect this relationship to work, you both have to learn to give each other a bit more space. 1.1849 0.03637 146 122 21 3
6013 OK - OK - You can get a new steam iron. 1.1849 0.04297 119 101 14 4
6014 You feel like there's an immense weight on you? 1.1849 0.03952 119 99 18 2
6015 Last week, we talked about your penis. Should we pick up where we left off? 1.1846 0.04474 130 113 10 7
6016 Everyone knows only the good die Jung." 1.1846 0.03905 130 109 18 3
6017 It sounds like you need to get a great weight off your chest. 1.1846 0.03905 130 109 18 3
6018 This is really no time for cliches, Mister Soprano. 1.1844 0.03573 141 117 22 2
6019 I told you not to move. 1.1844 0.04101 141 121 14 6
6020 My mother raised me as if I were a dumbbell 1.1844 0.03846 141 119 18 4
6021 Why? It worked for the last client. 1.1842 0.04417 114 97 13 4
6022 Yes, every new patient must use it." It makes the weight of the world less onerous" 1.1842 0.03666 152 128 20 4
6023 Notwithstanding, Mr. Jones, I can’t give you any more time. 1.1842 0.03666 152 128 20 4
6024 How do you think it would feel to just ignore the crushing weight? 1.1840 0.03833 125 104 19 2
6025 It feels like I have the weight of the world on my chest. Can someone please help me out here!!?? 1.1840 0.03480 125 102 23 0
6026 Mr. Allen, it's too early to tell if I can help you, but boy, are you the perfect metaphor for why we charge our patients $350 an hour! 1.1840 0.03997 125 105 17 3
6027 No George you’re not dying. It’s not really steel. We’re making real progress. We’ve gotten the weight of political controversy off your shoulders and onto your chest where it will be much more manageable. 1.1840 0.04156 125 106 15 4
6028 I think somebody else is gonna have to get that weight off your chest 1.1840 0.03997 125 105 17 3
6029 I am afraid I have to refer you to another specialist to lift this weight off your shoulders. 1.1840 0.03833 125 104 19 2
6030 A masochist talks to his therapist 1.1838 0.03646 136 113 21 2
6031 Herbert's worries about ED were over. 1.1838 0.03792 136 114 19 3
6032 Everyone thinks they have a weight on their chest. What makes you think you’re so different? 1.1838 0.03792 136 114 19 3
6033 Why you bought a home gym I'll never understand. 1.1838 0.04201 136 117 13 6
6034 Well, instead of a one thousand pound weight it could be a two thousand pound weight, Rodney, so you've got that going for you. 1.1837 0.03483 147 122 23 2
6035 You’re building your own private jail with yourself as both warden and prisoner. 1.1837 0.03864 147 125 17 5
6036 I know you don't like meds, but weight lifting? To cure erectile dysfunction? 1.1837 0.03864 147 125 17 5
6037 How can you be so sure that this huge weight is not fruit of your imagination? 1.1837 0.03864 147 125 17 5
6038 I know you're against medication, but would you be open to trying anabolic steroids? 1.1837 0.03347 147 121 25 1
6039 Describe what weighs you down. 1.1837 0.03983 147 126 15 6
6040 To work on your completion issues, we’re at least going to finish this session. 1.1835 0.04355 109 92 14 3
6041 I understand certain federal indictments have aggravated your premature baldness. 1.1833 0.04425 120 103 12 5
6042 I can think of a few other ways to lose the belly fat! 1.1833 0.03739 120 99 20 1
6043 So that's what's weighing on you--that the Egyptian pyramids don't have triangles for bases? 1.1833 0.04425 120 103 12 5
6044 I don't know, doc. I just feel like people are beneath me. 1.1833 0.04097 120 101 16 3
6045 You carried it up here. What the hell is the problem? 1.1832 0.04169 131 112 14 5
6046 Allow this weight to help your mind come up with a funny caption. 1.1832 0.03877 131 110 18 3
6047 that ambulance should be here any second. 1.1832 0.03877 131 110 18 3
6048 Have you thought about Jenny Craig? 1.1832 0.03877 131 110 18 3
6049 Don't worry. The mortgage will be paid off next year. 1.1832 0.03393 131 107 24 0
6050 The lite box has been found to be the most effective treatment for depression. 1.1832 0.03723 131 109 20 2
6051 Now that you’ve told me your problem, do you feel the weight lifting off of you? 1.1831 0.03821 142 120 18 4
6052 I'm afraid that's all the weight we have. 1.1831 0.03407 142 117 24 1
6053 Do these pants make me look fat? 1.1831 0.04074 142 122 14 6
6054 It's simple, just let is go and get that weight off your chest. 1.1831 0.03688 142 119 20 3
6055 What are you looking at, help me" 1.1830 0.03873 153 131 16 6
6056 So, when did you first notice you had the weight of the world on your shoulders? 1.1830 0.03760 153 130 18 5
6057 Well, there’s always the surgical option. 1.1830 0.03271 153 126 26 1
6058 Do you even lift, bro? 1.1829 0.03696 164 140 18 6
6059 I'm sure the "weight" puns have been driving you crazy, but you sort of brought it on yourself. This is your load to bear. 1.1825 0.03968 126 106 17 3
6060 I think it might be helpful if we begin exploring your issues around shame and guilt. 1.1825 0.03805 126 105 19 2
6061 Trust the process. In the meanwhile, I'll write you a script and in a month or two, that weight will be lifted. 1.1825 0.04125 126 107 15 4
6062 You can either lay there like and face the truth or you can lay there. 1.1825 0.04125 126 107 15 4
6063 I advised you to come months ago, now look at all this weight on your chest. 1.1825 0.03968 126 106 17 3
6064 Doc: I don't believe there's anything more I can do to help you Sam. Sam: Does this mean I'm cured? 1.1825 0.04173 137 118 13 6
6065 It"s like a dead weight has been lifted from me. 1.1825 0.03767 137 115 19 3
6066 Well it's not going to life itself. 1.1825 0.04042 137 117 15 5
6067 Try to look on the bright side. 1.1825 0.03907 137 116 17 4
6068 Hmmm.. so you feel a hard pressing force you just cant see to get it out from under ? 1.1825 0.04042 137 117 15 5
6069 First, help me get this fucking panettone off my chest, then I'll tell you how I feel. 1.1825 0.04042 137 117 15 5
6070 My mother's mother was heavy too. 1.1825 0.03622 137 114 21 2
6071 You say it feels like the weight of the world is resting on your shoulders while it appears the issue is on your front - let's explore this by starting with your childhood 1.1825 0.03767 137 115 19 3
6072 Doc, I feel like the weight of the whole world is on my shoulders. 1.1825 0.03767 137 115 19 3
6073 Is it a wait or a weight that is troubling you? 1.1825 0.03907 137 116 17 4
6074 I don’t know why you thought this would help me to explore my repressed feelings. 1.1825 0.03470 137 113 23 1
6075 I routinely use some compression to treat severe depressions. 1.1825 0.03767 137 115 19 3
6076 Let's wrap it up. My next patient is due in three weeks. 1.1824 0.03592 148 124 21 3
6077 I don't know about you, but I feel like a huge weight has been lifted off my chest. 1.1824 0.03592 148 124 21 3
6078 I use this prop when to help segue to weightier subjects 1.1824 0.03462 148 123 23 2
6079 Funny, my physical therapist has the oposite affect 1.1824 0.03592 148 124 21 3
6080 The silence was deafening. 1.1824 0.03663 159 135 19 5
6081 It saves time on going to the gym 1.1824 0.03439 159 133 23 3
6082 Sit-ups would be more effective. 1.1818 0.03924 143 122 16 5
6083 Well, it may be the weight of the world, but at least it's organically-sourced. 1.1818 0.03892 121 101 18 2
6084 This is cheaper than a gravity blanket and produces a similar effect for short periods. 1.1818 0.03797 143 121 18 4
6085 Sir - if you're not going to buy that, I'm going to have to ask you to leave. 1.1818 0.04391 121 104 12 5
6086 You remind me so much of Father. 1.1818 0.03528 143 119 22 2
6087 Just accept the norm and carry the wight on your shoulders. 1.1818 0.03797 143 121 18 4
6088 In order to cure his chronic diarrhea, George tried the latest self-help fad. 1.1818 0.03924 143 122 16 5
6089 Yes bob, but I would like to go a bit deeper today. 1.1818 0.03737 154 131 18 5
6090 I'll take it off when the Knicks win a championship. 1.1812 0.03933 149 128 15 6
6091 Just breathe deep and focus on your chakras... 1.1812 0.03695 149 126 19 4
6092 It's the new approach to keeping your weight down, to have your weight keeping YOU down. 1.1812 0.03570 149 125 21 3
6093 The new kilogram expressed in psychoanalytic terms. 1.1812 0.03598 138 115 21 2
6094 Frank. Stop calling it the weight of the world. 1.1812 0.03448 138 114 23 1
6095 I think you misunderstood me when I told you you could drop a few pounds. 1.1812 0.03881 138 117 17 4
6096 My mom just sent me this in an email. 1.1812 0.04270 138 120 11 7
6097 I just have so much going on, it feels like theres this huge weight on my chest all the time." "And how does that make you feel? 1.1812 0.04015 138 118 15 5
6098 Well, I'd just pulled in to Nazereth, and I was feeling half dead, to begin with.... 1.1812 0.03598 138 115 21 2
6099 Thanks a million for listening - that's such a load off my chest." 1.1811 0.03778 127 106 19 2
6100 Honey, is something holding you back? 1.1811 0.03778 127 106 19 2
6101 We need to shed some light on your hostility 1.1811 0.04095 127 108 15 4
6102 Your depression stems from the fact you feel the weight of the world rests upon you. 1.1811 0.04095 127 108 15 4
6103 First off, how do you ever carry that around with you? 1.1810 0.03986 116 97 17 2
6104 So last week I believe I recall you saying,”I feel a great weight pressing down on me..”Ring a bell? 1.1810 0.03986 116 97 17 2
6105 I'm telling your problems are not as big as you think. 1.1806 0.03360 155 129 24 2
6106 I hear you saying you feel that the onus is on you. 1.1806 0.03360 155 129 24 2
6107 So your parents owned a construction company. 1.1806 0.03641 144 121 20 3
6108 Its clearly not the weight of the world 1.1806 0.03772 144 122 18 4
6109 I think you’re a good candidate for my weight reduction therapy program. 1.1806 0.03364 144 119 24 1
6110 Some people fight this kind of malaise through heavy metal. 1.1806 0.03364 144 119 24 1
6111 Now Marvin, tell me why you feel that your family’s expectations are crushing you. 1.1806 0.03772 144 122 18 4
6112 Your weight problem is merely symptomatic... 1.1806 0.04022 144 124 14 6
6113 Okay... Perhaps the lampshade is a little big for the room... but you put it up! 1.1806 0.04022 144 124 14 6
6114 Sorry, Jim, you just don't ring my bell. 1.1806 0.03506 144 120 22 2
6115 Thanks for sharing your fear of clowns, but do you have any other weights to get off your chest? 1.1806 0.03641 144 121 20 3
6116 Thanks for taking the weight off my shoulders!!! 1.1806 0.03899 144 123 16 5
6117 Thank God that weight was lifted off your shoulders. But, I feel we have more to discuss. 1.1806 0.03364 144 119 24 1
6118 I'm sorry if it's uncomfortable, but you asked for a ton of honesty. 1.1806 0.03899 144 123 16 5
6119 I know I told you that I could take the weight off your shoulders, but this is ridiculous. 1.1805 0.04111 133 114 14 5
6120 Daniel Day-Lewis narrowly survives initial casting as Giles Corey in "The Crucible." 1.1805 0.03824 133 112 18 3
6121 Well, you certainly have taken the weight off my back ...however there seems to be ANOTHER problem ........ 1.1805 0.03824 133 112 18 3
6122 Now, what were you saying about your sadistic mother? 1.1805 0.04111 133 114 14 5
6123 As your therapist, I can only help alleviate your emotional weight. 1.1805 0.03970 133 113 16 4
6124 After these visits, people tell me it feels like a weight has lifted off of their shoulders. What do you think? 1.1805 0.03513 133 110 22 1
6125 What is weighing you down? 1.1800 0.03792 150 128 17 5
6126 Now, are we ready to explore our inner child? 1.1800 0.03548 150 126 21 3
6127 Before we move on, could we lift up my consciousness for just a minute, please? 1.1800 0.03420 150 125 23 2
6128 Something has been weighing on my conscience 1.1800 0.03286 150 124 25 1
6129 You look like you've gained weight, how is everything? 1.1800 0.03548 150 126 21 3
6130 So how's that New Year's resolution working out for you, Larry? 1.1800 0.03792 150 128 17 5
6131 No more sleepwalking. 1.1799 0.03574 139 116 21 2
6132 It's the latest technique for flattening your belly and pulling your shoulders back. 1.1799 0.03425 139 115 23 1
6133 Now, try to unload it along with your feelings. 1.1799 0.03574 139 116 21 2
6134 There are better ways to reduce belly fat. 1.1799 0.03855 139 118 17 4
6135 I'm starting to doubt that the weight-and-watch approach is the best one for you. 1.1799 0.04116 139 120 13 6
6136 So, do you feel like the weight of the world is off your shoulders? 1.1799 0.03574 139 116 21 2
6137 What makes you think, that you feel you're caring the weight of the world? 1.1799 0.03855 139 118 17 4
6138 That's not heavy, that's my brother. 1.1799 0.03425 139 115 23 1
6139 You keep complaining about chest pain and I’m telling you I have a broken heart! You’re so insensitive! 1.1799 0.03717 139 117 19 3
6140 I'm a shrink, not a shrinker. 1.1799 0.03855 139 118 17 4
6141 Your hour's up, but I feel like we're making progress. Can I block you in for next week? 1.1799 0.03988 139 119 15 5
6142 No, you can’t put the weight back on me 1.1797 0.04214 128 110 13 5
6143 I feel like you've got this great weight on your chest. 1.1795 0.04137 117 99 15 3
6144 Sweetheart. This way we lift that giant weight on your shoulders and redistribute it evenly. 1.1795 0.03340 156 130 24 2
6145 my patients often have a lot of dead weight to carry around 1.1795 0.03910 156 135 14 7
6146 You say you're feeling weighed down, but that could be just a figure of speech. 1.1793 0.03748 145 123 18 4
6147 Mark, how does it make you feel when Tom says you're weighing him down? 1.1793 0.03618 145 122 20 3
6148 I flat out and out disagree 1.1793 0.03748 145 123 18 4
6149 You know, women carry the weight of the world 1.1793 0.03996 145 125 14 6
6150 Yes, you need to lose weight, but cutting out carbs is not the answer. 1.1791 0.03798 134 113 18 3
6151 It's okay, Mr. Stone, everything you say here is privileged unless you've committed a crime. 1.1791 0.04082 134 115 14 5
6152 The pressure of an overdue bill weighs on all of us. 1.1791 0.03490 134 111 22 1
6153 I’m sorry, but lifting things is not in my job description. 1.1791 0.03647 134 112 20 2
6154 I feel as if I have a great weight on my chest." 1.1791 0.03943 134 114 16 4
6155 I can’t help feeling stuck, as if there’s always something underneath that keeps me from moving. 1.1791 0.03647 134 112 20 2
6156 'No more facetious comments about always having to wait for me, thank-you.' 1.1791 0.03490 134 111 22 1
6157 Yes.I understand. I can see you feel as the weight of the world is overpowering. 1.1791 0.03647 134 112 20 2
6158 Stay mindful and the weight of it all will dissipate through time. 1.1790 0.03600 162 138 19 5
6159 It's obvious to me that your pain is all psychosomatic. 1.1790 0.03705 162 139 17 6
6160 I hope this serves as a weighty reminder to take the garbage out next week. 1.1789 0.04168 123 105 14 4
6161 So, how much does your mother weigh? 1.1789 0.04325 123 106 12 5
6162 So what makes you think I have the weight of the world on my shoulders? 1.1789 0.03657 123 102 20 1
6163 Yes, "Iron Masseuse" sounds like a hit show, but it needs some revisioning, I think. 1.1789 0.04005 123 104 16 3
6164 I keep visualizing that my client is immobilized beneath a huge weight, and neither of us has the faintest idea what to do about it. Hilary A. Kaplan, Silver Spring, MD 1.1789 0.04168 123 105 14 4
6165 Maybe a load on your chest is worse than a weight on your shoulders 1.1789 0.03835 123 103 18 2
6166 Doctor, I really have something weighing down on me. Can you help? 1.1788 0.03399 151 126 23 2
6167 Is this your repentance for too much tumescence? 1.1788 0.03527 151 127 21 3
6168 I hope you realize that it will require a whole lot of sessions to relieve your enormous burden. 1.1788 0.03650 151 128 19 4
6169 Wow, you ARE literally weighed down! 1.1788 0.03769 151 129 17 5
6170 The thing is,you're drawing more attention to it this way. And I can't imagine it's terribly comfortable, let alone healthy. And don't you want to have children one day? 1.1788 0.03650 151 128 19 4
6171 The gift from your exwife is not helpful. 1.1788 0.03527 151 127 21 3
6172 I need to press you for the truth 1.1786 0.03961 140 120 15 5
6173 My list of grievances is long, so I'll really need your undivided attention. 1.1786 0.03693 140 118 19 3
6174 Now that I've helped you lift that off your shoulders I don't think you need to see me anymore 1.1786 0.03551 140 117 21 2
6175 Nigel, we need to talk... you have no idea how much our failing marriage has been weighing on my mind. 1.1786 0.03693 140 118 19 3
6176 This is not working. We can not multitask therapy with your stomach flattening 1.1786 0.03961 140 120 15 5
6177 No one irons clothes anymore, Joe--why do you still do it? 1.1786 0.03693 140 118 19 3
6178 Now” roll over and try it on your Shoulders 1.1786 0.03829 140 119 17 4
6179 I read that when she's stressed, Oprah uses a weighted blanket. 1.1786 0.03514 168 143 20 5
6180 I don't know, I guess I feel that one day I'll pay for all those bills I passed for lobbyists. 1.1786 0.03551 140 117 21 2
6181 Don't worry. Our doctor has told me your condition has improved to stable. 1.1783 0.03558 157 133 20 4
6182 You look more relaxed now that weight of the world has been lifted from your shoulders 1.1783 0.03671 157 134 18 5
6183 After this treatment you will no longer feel the load on your shoulders 1.1783 0.03883 129 109 17 3
6184 I'm afraid our tonnage is up for today. 1.1783 0.04184 129 111 13 5
6185 “Life is never made unbearable by circumstances, but only by lack of meaning and purpose.” (Apologies to Victor Frankl) 1.1783 0.04184 129 111 13 5
6186 Honey can you weight a minute while I get up and make dinner" 1.1783 0.03883 129 109 17 3
6187 Well, anecdotally, you may have heard that talk therapy actually doesn't work well for mobsters. 1.1783 0.03883 129 109 17 3
6188 Doc, I feel like something's weighing me down. 1.1783 0.04036 129 110 15 4
6189 I said I don't want to snuggle, and this is your coping device? 1.1781 0.03462 146 122 22 2
6190 I'm sure my assistant told you that I can take a weight off your shoulders. 1.1781 0.03462 146 122 22 2
6191 You absolutely will feel better when you leave our sessions. 1.1781 0.03725 146 124 18 4
6192 I carry the weight of the world in this house, so stop. 1.1781 0.03849 146 125 16 5
6193 When you told me on the phone you needed to lighten your load, this wasn't what I had in mind. 1.1780 0.04278 118 101 13 4
6194 It's my wait weight, don't tell me. 1.1778 0.03915 135 115 16 4
6195 In fairness to me, I did help you get rid of that weight on your shoulders. 1.1778 0.03772 135 114 18 3
6196 Take your meds, and I won’t have to use four point restraints. 1.1778 0.03466 135 112 22 1
6197 It's an unusual way to lose weight, but it seems to be working!" 1.1778 0.03915 135 115 16 4
6198 I think I liked you better in a tether. 1.1776 0.03628 152 129 19 4
6199 I can see that this problem is weighing you down..Tell your mother hello for me". 1.1776 0.03379 152 127 23 2
6200 They say Supermodels apply this one simple trick to look young again. 1.1774 0.04136 124 106 14 4
6201 I think you're flat enough to get into those new jeans now. 1.1774 0.03630 124 103 20 1
6202 I got the idea when you suggested a weight-and-see approach with your balance. 1.1773 0.03804 141 120 17 4
6203 My secretary said you have something you wanted to unload. 1.1773 0.03804 141 120 17 4
6204 Don't live in the moment 1.1773 0.03804 141 120 17 4
6205 So, you are depressed because you can't understand why you repeatedly fail the program at Weight Watchers. 1.1773 0.03669 141 119 19 3
6206 So your heavy burden manifests as a giant weight. Creative much? 1.1772 0.03864 158 137 14 7
6207 That may make your stomach flat, but that’s not bench press. 1.1772 0.03421 158 133 22 3
6208 I told you my body felt heavy after the divorce 1.1772 0.03301 158 132 24 2
6209 That crushing weight you feel is a psychosomatic figment of your imagination. 1.1770 0.04572 113 98 10 5
6210 George was tired of bearing the brunt of the relationship 1.1769 0.03698 130 109 19 2
6211 This week it's the cowbell ~ next week, the kettlebell. 1.1769 0.03856 130 110 17 3
6212 And you find this less heavy then the divorce 1.1769 0.04153 130 112 13 5
6213 Why exactly do you feel that you carry the weight of the world around with you? 1.1769 0.04007 130 111 15 4
6214 Glad to see we made progress last week. We were able to remove it from your shoulders. 1.1769 0.03698 130 109 19 2
6215 If this is going to be that heavy today, let me get the Kleenex 1.1769 0.03698 130 109 19 2
6216 Harold was tired of the guilt, and needed to get it off his chest. 1.1769 0.03701 147 125 18 4
6217 It’s not often I get to be litera in this field. 1.1769 0.03701 147 125 18 4
6218 You will be able to get it off your chest before our time is up 1.1769 0.03440 147 123 22 2
6219 I guess you're ready to talk about some weightier matters, huh? 1.1769 0.03573 147 124 20 3
6220 I have to admit, I’m not the biggest fan of the new waiting room. 1.1769 0.03573 147 124 20 3
6221 And don't give me any of your "weight of the world" poppycock. 1.1765 0.03359 153 128 23 2
6222 Have you considered Prozac? 1.1765 0.03889 136 116 16 4
6223 Therapist: "So, you seem to be feeling a little weighed down at the moment?" 1.1765 0.03443 136 113 22 1
6224 It’s troubling and I wish someone could lift this weight off my shoulders. 1.1765 0.03443 136 113 22 1
6225 This way I no longer see you as just a couch potato. 1.1765 0.03746 136 115 18 3
6226 And you think you have a big burden. 1.1765 0.03598 136 114 20 2
6227 So your stomach feels "weighted down." Is that from eating too much? 1.1765 0.04159 136 118 12 6
6228 - Every time I bathe I feel like drowning, lately... 1.1765 0.03889 136 116 16 4
6229 All my patients have weighty problems. What's yours? 1.1765 0.04409 119 103 11 5
6230 I find being able to visualize the weight on your mind keeps the session focused. 1.1765 0.03889 136 116 16 4
6231 So I hate to interrupt you sir, but I'm having a difficult time listening without addressing this first. 1.1761 0.03645 142 120 19 3
6232 You've let the world weigh in on your problems again, haven't you? 1.1761 0.03360 142 118 23 1
6233 I don't think exercise is going to help John. 1.1761 0.03909 142 122 15 5
6234 Worst...iron...ever. 1.1761 0.04035 142 123 13 6
6235 Unable to enter Hades for Dante’s beatification, Beatrice tries plan B. 1.1761 0.03779 142 121 17 4
6236 So, that's what's been on your mind. 1.1761 0.04035 142 123 13 6
6237 So now that you are feeling exactly how your wife describes feeling every day in your marriage, how about listing all your complaints? 1.1760 0.03945 125 106 16 3
6238 I just feel like there’s a weight on my chest that I can’t get rid of. 1.1760 0.03778 125 105 18 2
6239 Now really, come along. For full therapeutic impact you must exhale. 1.1760 0.03778 125 105 18 2
6240 She weighs me down doc. 1.1760 0.03604 125 104 20 1
6241 We charge by the pound of weight removed. Do you have any on your shoulders we are going to need to address? 1.1760 0.03945 125 106 16 3
6242 I see you brought you memoirs with you, it's a good starting point. 1.1760 0.03945 125 106 16 3
6243 I see you still insist your purse blanket idea is a great hit 1.1760 0.03778 125 105 18 2
6244 Would my copay cover an itch? 1.1759 0.04329 108 92 13 3
6245 No, I’m sure I don’t feel any guilt. 1.1757 0.03801 148 127 16 5
6246 No, this is "Primal Scream Suppression Therapy." 1.1756 0.03508 131 109 21 1
6247 Listen Jon, you’ve come to the best- I can already tell something has been weighing you down recently and you’re under loads of pressure 1.1756 0.04124 131 113 13 5
6248 Do you ever feel there’s a great weight on your chest? 1.1756 0.03337 131 108 23 0
6249 I understand all those heavy rock songs now 1.1756 0.03337 131 108 23 0
6250 Well, it wasn't my idea! 1.1756 0.03508 131 109 21 1
6251 That's all the time we have for today." Styrofoam Props for Shrinks 1.1756 0.03508 131 109 21 1
6252 If you want calves like mine, you've gotta lift bro. 1.1754 0.04178 114 97 14 3
6253 Great! I told them to attach it to your feet and take you to the river! 1.1754 0.04178 114 97 14 3
6254 Gaining 21 grams won't change the ending. 1.1753 0.03339 154 129 23 2
6255 No, I didn't gain a "little" weight 1.1752 0.03862 137 117 16 4
6256 NYPD. Meet COPD. 1.1752 0.03574 137 115 20 2
6257 They're a little old fashioned, but our security methods get the job done. Stay there while I call the police. 1.1752 0.03574 137 115 20 2
6258 You seem to have something weighing on your mind? Are you aware of it, or in denial? 1.1752 0.03862 137 117 16 4
6259 I got it. Your burden in life is heavy. 1.1752 0.03574 137 115 20 2
6260 I feel like my life would be so much easier if I used everyone else's metric instead. 1.1752 0.03574 137 115 20 2
6261 I have this crushing chest pain. Call the cardiologist! 1.1750 0.03483 120 99 21 0
6262 Boy, you gotta carry that weight Carry that weight a long time. 1.1750 0.04042 120 102 15 3
6263 Your insurer is now paying me based on your wait times 1.1748 0.03621 143 121 19 3
6264 We've made great progress getting this weight off your back. 1.1748 0.03884 143 123 15 5
6265 Actually, I asked about the metaphorical weight you felt... 1.1748 0.03621 143 121 19 3
6266 Go with that.... no, really, I mean "GO" with that! 1.1748 0.03621 143 121 19 3
6267 No, no, no! You MUST use the metric system Mr. Bevins! 1.1748 0.03755 143 122 17 4
6268 I’m sorry, Neal, but I don’t think this relationship is going anywhere. 1.1748 0.03338 143 119 23 1
6269 Our non invasive belly tuck is a flat fee. 1.1748 0.03483 143 120 21 2
6270 This weight is a good visual how I feel everyday 1.1746 0.03916 126 107 16 3
6271 It does seem to get bigger every year. I suggest we start all over. When you were six years old, what happened? 1.1746 0.03916 126 107 16 3
6272 Your problems aren't that heavy. Just walk it off. 1.1746 0.03916 126 107 16 3
6273 He said he prefers The ol’ Ball & Chain! 1.1746 0.03751 126 106 18 2
6274 You’ve got to let the weight of the world loose. 1.1746 0.04228 126 109 12 5
6275 You might not be in this fix if you had listened to your mother and eaten your vegetables. 1.1746 0.04228 126 109 12 5
6276 On the bright side, the cowbell prescription did wonders for my fever! 1.1746 0.04075 126 108 14 4
6277 No golf for you today George. 1.1745 0.03398 149 125 22 2
6278 We’ll do whatever you decide! 1.1745 0.03777 149 128 16 5
6279 There might be better ways of strengthening your breathing. 1.1745 0.03529 149 126 20 3
6280 So you feel some kind of depression. Like a broken heart. But you just don't know why. 1.1745 0.03529 149 126 20 3
6281 Weight watcher. 1.1742 0.03646 132 111 19 2
6282 You've got to stop living your life at the end of Abbey Road. 1.1742 0.03314 132 109 23 0
6283 I feel like a weight hasn't been lifted off me. 1.1742 0.03802 132 112 17 3
6284 Need more help with impulse control issues, just holler. 1.1742 0.03951 132 113 15 4
6285 You won't believe the results! I feels so good when it's gone. No more angst! 1.1742 0.03484 132 110 21 1
6286 SORRY DARLING, BUT THIS WILL KEEP YOU HOME NIGHTS 1.1742 0.03802 132 112 17 3
6287 What did I do to deserve this? 1.1742 0.03314 132 109 23 0
6288 Even in this data driven world, a precise calculation of the wight of the world is unnecessary in this office. 1.1742 0.03951 132 113 15 4
6289 Well, take a deep breath an try to describe the physical ailments, you imagine you are being plagued of. 1.1742 0.03802 132 112 17 3
6290 Feeling yourself Tony Soprano 1.1739 0.03363 161 136 22 3
6291 Huh, you're the seventeenth client I've seen this week with that exact same thing weighing them down. 1.1739 0.03836 138 118 16 4
6292 I told you not to go weightlifting. 1.1739 0.03398 138 115 22 1
6293 Still think I never lift a finger around here? 1.1739 0.03398 138 115 22 1
6294 You always were a ball buster, Gladys. 1.1739 0.03759 115 96 18 1
6295 I'm having a litouble keeping the weight off. 1.1739 0.03836 138 118 16 4
6296 I wish I was worth this weight in gold. 1.1739 0.03238 138 114 24 0
6297 The weight just got too much for me! 1.1737 0.02940 167 138 29 0
6298 That’s the problem with our generation, we keep everything in. 1.1736 0.03731 144 123 17 4
6299 What?!? I have to pay extra to have the weight lifted?!? 1.1736 0.03731 144 123 17 4
6300 Okay now you say the man is weighing you down on the job? 1.1736 0.03317 144 120 23 1
6301 Ok honey, I get it. You are worth your weight in gold. 1.1736 0.03598 144 122 19 3
6302 I thought you would be pleased that we've finally removed the weight from your mind. 1.1736 0.03859 144 124 15 5
6303 Just relax... this method has been effective in curing most mental health issues." 1.1736 0.04179 121 104 13 4
6304 Next Sunday, remember to call your mother. Five cents, please. 1.1736 0.03835 121 102 17 2
6305 That "weight off your chest" thing just doesn't cut it anymore. 1.1736 0.03457 121 100 21 0
6306 'An interesting Freudian-Jungian dilemma'? I told her this wouldn't help. 1.1736 0.04011 121 103 15 3
6307 I understand you feel the weight of the world. But how heavy is it? 1.1736 0.03835 121 102 17 2
6308 Hold on...did you mean wait, or weight? 1.1736 0.03651 121 101 19 1
6309 This online dating is absurd. 1.1734 0.03320 173 147 22 4
6310 It really brings home the notion that being present can involve some heavy lifting. 1.1733 0.03507 150 127 20 3
6311 I told you, i can't fix your magnetic penis... 1.1733 0.03871 150 130 14 6
6312 Thanks Doc, this weight therapy really does take a load off. 1.1733 0.03633 150 128 18 4
6313 So which witch are you blaming now? 1.1732 0.03552 127 106 20 1
6314 To what do you attribute that feeling? 1.1732 0.03552 127 106 20 1
6315 As Mike let go of the burdens in his life, he now knew the power the weight of the dinner bell possessed- he just couldn’t resist the call to meal times. He decided to seek therapy when the weight was over 500 lbs and he could no longer move. 1.1732 0.03888 127 108 16 3
6316 I want to test their ninety-day return. 1.1731 0.03172 156 130 25 1
6317 Luckily for you, your paperweight is made of paper! 1.1729 0.03621 133 112 19 2
6318 Seriously. I will pay for the whole hour. 1.1729 0.03621 133 112 19 2
6319 You say it feels like the weight of the world is on you, but--let me tell you--the world is way heavier than that. 1.1729 0.03923 133 114 15 4
6320 Soul searching has its perks, mind you. 1.1729 0.03775 133 113 17 3
6321 Tell me when you feel pressure on your chest. 1.1729 0.04066 133 115 13 5
6322 I'd say you took too much Viagra again 1.1729 0.04204 133 116 11 6
6323 Now that the weight of the world is successfully off your shoulders, let’s work on other things. 1.1729 0.03621 133 112 19 2
6324 Let's get back to this great weight that you feel is pressing down on you. 1.1727 0.03945 139 120 14 5
6325 You've got a lot on your plexus. 1.1727 0.03811 139 119 16 4
6326 And would you say you feel this weight on your shoulders? 1.1727 0.03671 139 118 18 3
6327 Let's see how we can resolve your Oedipus complex. 1.1727 0.03671 139 118 18 3
6328 There's something I have to get off my chest." "Feel free to share." "No there is a weight on my chest. 1.1727 0.03811 139 119 16 4
6329 It's a new treatment for a-ten-ton defecit disorder. 1.1727 0.03811 139 119 16 4
6330 Tell me again why you took this upon yourself? 1.1727 0.03527 139 117 20 2
6331 It's not in your head. You're having a heart attack. 1.1724 0.03707 145 124 17 4
6332 You're supposed to take your clothes off before you press them! 1.1724 0.03834 145 125 15 5
6333 It seems like you have a lot of weight to get off your chest. 1.1724 0.03575 145 123 19 3
6334 That’s quite an interesting story you have must be a huge weight to carry around 1.1724 0.03439 145 122 21 2
6335 Now, I want to try and relax . . . 1.1724 0.03575 145 123 19 3
6336 I’ll let you know when he declares the national emergency. 1.1724 0.03925 116 98 16 2
6337 The problem is with your sarcophagus. 1.1722 0.03610 151 129 18 4
6338 I understood the concept of a "figurative" weight. 1.1722 0.03357 151 127 22 2
6339 Jim, I think your addiction with hydraulic presses has gone too far. 1.1722 0.03731 151 130 16 5
6340 I am pleased with your progress this past week. 1.1722 0.03223 151 126 24 1
6341 Based on the weigh-in, I'd say we're making some real progress. 1.1721 0.03980 122 104 15 3
6342 You said your father was in construction? 1.1721 0.03980 122 104 15 3
6343 Honestly, I do feel like I got a weight off my chest. You were really insightful, really. Now can you help me get damn weight off my chest? 1.1720 0.03403 157 133 21 3
6344 Giles Corey also asked for "more weight" and we all know how that turned out. 1.1720 0.03635 157 135 17 5
6345 Thank God. No spikes. 1.1720 0.03745 157 136 15 6
6346 Tell me about that first day on the playground. 1.1719 0.03860 128 109 16 3
6347 I feel as if a weight has been shifted. 1.1719 0.03527 128 107 20 1
6348 Must have been some rodeo... 1.1718 0.03325 163 138 22 3
6349 Don’t expect me to answer the door, until you apologize! 1.1718 0.03325 163 138 22 3
6350 So how does this help? 1.1716 0.03749 134 114 17 3
6351 It was my mom's parting gift. 1.1716 0.04037 134 116 13 5
6352 Can you describe how that feels in your body? 1.1716 0.03596 134 113 19 2
6353 Your weighing in on my problems doesn't seem to be the solution here... 1.1716 0.03749 134 114 17 3
6354 Next time you get a priapism we'll try conventional treatment first. 1.1716 0.03596 134 113 19 2
6355 So when you said "weight for me", I just stayed put. 1.1716 0.03596 134 113 19 2
6356 I am afraid this is not that kind of weight loss psychotherapy. 1.1716 0.03896 134 115 15 4
6357 You feel like the weights and measures of the world are upon you? 1.1716 0.03749 134 114 17 3
6358 I could have put up with a bell shape 1.1716 0.04174 134 117 11 6
6359 Now tell me, what’s weighing on you?” Zachary J. Zeller, Brooklyn, N.Y 1.1716 0.03749 134 114 17 3
6360 I’be reconsidered changing therapists. 1.1716 0.03596 134 113 19 2
6361 Yeah, you might think it's as simple as getting this weight off your chest, but it will actually take months, if not years, of intensive therapy. Let's take a look at your EOB. 1.1714 0.03785 140 120 16 4
6362 Now does it feel like you have the world on your shoulders? 1.1714 0.03354 140 117 22 1
6363 Now, just because everyone at the office has a weighted blanket, do we need to go out and one up them? 1.1714 0.03919 140 121 14 5
6364 You literally need to feel the weight of my words here 1.1714 0.03354 140 117 22 1
6365 I'm sure glad to get that off my back 1.1714 0.03647 140 119 18 3
6366 For 3 years you've started every session telling me you feel as though you are carrying the weight of the world, now I see why. 1.1714 0.03647 140 119 18 3
6367 If you would just TRY the Keto diet, I know you could lose some of that weight! 1.1714 0.03647 140 119 18 3
6368 I charge $250 an hour. And another $500 for every minute you go over." 1.1712 0.03553 146 124 19 3
6369 As I said, this is my own experimental treatment for people who feel they are carrying around the weight of the world. 1.1712 0.03683 146 125 17 4
6370 So Henry, why do you think that it's taken so long for you to wonder if you still have to continue to be obligated to "carry that weight" because the Beatles told you to? 1.1712 0.03683 146 125 17 4
6371 Yes, I see. Tell me more about why you thought being unattached would come with a feeling of weightlessness. 1.1712 0.03809 146 126 15 5
6372 Frank, you have a ton of problems weighing on your shoulder 1.1712 0.03813 111 93 17 1
6373 Having read your misdirected email, I'll unburden myself first. 1.1712 0.03813 111 93 17 1
6374 I would prefer the weight of the world on my shoulders and not my groin. 1.1711 0.03708 152 131 16 5
6375 Have you thought of pressing your clothes BEFORE you put them on? or We only have an hour, so you might as well get it off your chest now. 1.1711 0.03588 152 130 18 4
6376 Your sleazy gym called again about the past-due balance. 1.1711 0.03588 152 130 18 4
6377 Just hold your water, Lennie --it comes off after the Super Bowl. 1.1711 0.03203 152 127 24 1
6378 Let's try to displace things off your chest today... 1.1711 0.03337 152 128 22 2
6379 Thank you, but I see no reason for you to iron the couch. 1.1711 0.03337 152 128 22 2
6380 If you could say anything at all to your high school gym teacher, what would it be? 1.1711 0.03588 152 130 18 4
6381 It's the newest alternative to electroshock therapy 1.1709 0.03894 117 99 16 2
6382 My radica ADHD therapy has now begun. 1.1709 0.03135 158 132 25 1
6383 This is how carrying around a ton of weight actually feels. 1.1709 0.03383 158 134 21 3
6384 Now, let's take some of that weight off. 1.1709 0.03500 158 135 19 4
6385 Breathe. Now tell me why you feel stuck. 1.1707 0.03950 123 105 15 3
6386 You seem very grounded. We have a good foundation to start treatment! 1.1707 0.03778 123 104 17 2
6387 Fuck shit bitch 1.1705 0.04280 129 113 10 6
6388 The weight of man is heavy but, cannot be noticed. 1.1705 0.03502 129 108 20 1
6389 I’m sure the heavy feeling in your chest is nothing serious. 1.1704 0.03724 135 115 17 3
6390 Oh you meant you wanted someone who would WAIT for you... 1.1704 0.04009 135 117 13 5
6391 The new lounge chair came in yesterday. Does it feel a little firm to you? 1.1704 0.03572 135 114 19 2
6392 It's better than the two ton gorilla you used to have 1.1704 0.03572 135 114 19 2
6393 You're making this a heavy lift. 1.1704 0.03572 135 114 19 2
6394 The key is to bring awareness to your inner temple 1.1704 0.03572 135 114 19 2
6395 Peter Sagal, and if this is the best you can do, we are over. 1.1704 0.03724 135 115 17 3
6396 I am a therapist. I am not here to get something off your chest. 1.1702 0.03481 141 119 20 2
6397 Good thing Home Depot has longer hours, since the pharmacy was all out of Ritalin. 1.1702 0.03760 141 121 16 4
6398 I understand that life feels awfully heavy for you right now, but if you'll just give it some time... 1.1702 0.03760 141 121 16 4
6399 Something about managing my father-in-law's construction company is just weighing on me. 1.1702 0.03481 141 119 20 2
6400 And your father was a ziggurat? 1.1702 0.03623 141 120 18 3
6401 I hear you saying that you are hostile to the Egyptians who came up with this idea. 1.1702 0.03623 141 120 18 3
6402 You’ve got to rise above your problems... 1.1702 0.03623 141 120 18 3
6403 Now that you mention it, I have something weighting on my mind that I want to get off also! 1.1701 0.03256 147 123 23 1
6404 No, it's not quite the weight of the world weighing me down... it feels more like 2 tons of solid steel. 1.1701 0.03109 147 122 25 0
6405 You feel our sessions are too weighty? 1.1701 0.03660 147 126 17 4
6406 #you2 - tons 1.1701 0.03906 147 128 13 6
6407 There are easier ways to look thinner. 1.1701 0.03256 147 123 23 1
6408 I specialize in weight loss of a different kind. I was expecting to talk about a somewhat less literal burden... 1.1701 0.03396 147 124 21 2
6409 At least it's not on your shoulder's! 1.1701 0.03109 147 122 25 0
6410 So, you thought it was the Liberty Bell? And now you are squaring up to the fact that you're just a flotation device for Trump's "National Emergency" diving bell? 1.1699 0.03444 153 130 20 3
6411 So tell me,why do you feel there’s a huge weight on your chest? 1.1698 0.03480 159 136 19 4
6412 Bear up! You don't get a second chance to make a good first impression. 1.1697 0.02931 165 137 28 0
6413 So what you are trying to tell me is that you feel you are carrying a great weight? 1.1695 0.04390 118 103 10 5
6414 I learnt it from the free download, 'How to be a Life Coach.' 1.1694 0.03921 124 106 15 3
6415 Your symptoms suggest you should see a cardiologist. I can offer a referral if you'd like. 1.1694 0.03570 124 104 19 1
6416 You better like it. We're not paying to return a three thousand dollar mattress. 1.1692 0.03805 130 111 16 3
6417 What? You asked me to help you get a huge weight off your shoulder. 1.1692 0.04106 130 113 12 5
6418 You will feel a heavy load off your chest at the end of our session. 1.1692 0.03805 130 111 16 3
6419 Considering this new revelation, I will call the crane back in. 1.1692 0.03645 130 110 18 2
6420 Yes I learned negotiating with the inner child from the NY construction business, why do you ask? 1.1692 0.03805 130 111 16 3
6421 'So you're not having problems settling down?' 1.1692 0.03477 130 109 20 1
6422 I see you're making progress on your nervous fidgeting." Dave Stravers, Fountain Hills, A 1.1692 0.03805 130 111 16 3
6423 So when you say, you feel the weight of the world, you mean?... 1.1692 0.03805 130 111 16 3
6424 I hope you don’t feel too much pressure to speak the truth today! 1.1692 0.03645 130 110 18 2
6425 I DO like the role reveral exercises. 1.1691 0.03548 136 115 19 2
6426 I've told you mr. Smith, it is a figurative speech... . 1.1691 0.03698 136 116 17 3
6427 Tell me why you feel as though you have the weight of the world on your body? 1.1691 0.03843 136 117 15 4
6428 I knew you were exaggerating when you said you had the weight of the world on your shoulders. 1.1691 0.03982 136 118 13 5
6429 Joanne suddenly realized that they would do almost anything to get her to leave her rent-controlled office. 1.1691 0.03698 136 116 17 3
6430 Wow Honey! That's a weight of your mind. 1.1691 0.03843 136 117 15 4
6431 You can probably just weight it out. 1.1691 0.03698 136 116 17 3
6432 And why is that so crushing to you? 1.1691 0.03698 136 116 17 3
6433 Could you help me with this great weight I've been carrying around? 1.1690 0.03736 142 122 16 4
6434 I just have this terrible weight on me and I can’t get it off! 1.1690 0.03736 142 122 16 4
6435 George and Doris discuss weighty matters. 1.1689 0.03375 148 125 21 2
6436 Your problems are always so weighty. Lighten up! 1.1689 0.03236 148 124 23 1
6437 What's weighing you down now? 1.1689 0.03236 148 124 23 1
6438 You’re right! It is a lovely waiting room. 1.1689 0.03375 148 125 21 2
6439 I put it there so you could get something off your chest. 1.1689 0.03375 148 125 21 2
6440 It should be on your shoulders, not your stomach. 1.1688 0.03545 154 132 18 4
6441 My father did leave us, how'd you know? 1.1687 0.03100 160 134 25 1
6442 I know talking to me will get a weight off your shoulders, but you are carrying a really heavy burden now. 1.1687 0.03486 166 143 18 5
6443 Now, tell me again why it feels like you have a thousand pound weight on your chest during your appointment with me. 1.1687 0.03156 166 140 24 2
6444 Doctor- the weight of the world is on me! 1.1681 0.03834 119 101 16 2
6445 Do your shoulders feel less heavy now? 1.1681 0.04015 119 102 14 3
6446 Emotional weightlessness should be your focus. 1.1680 0.03722 125 106 17 2
6447 I did say I would help you lift the weight on your mind and I didn't mind doing all the heavy liftings, but I didn't mean it literally. 1.1680 0.03891 125 107 15 3
6448 So, tell me how you FEEL about this burden. 1.1680 0.03891 125 107 15 3
6449 That's a heavy confession. 1.1680 0.03891 125 107 15 3
6450 You sound like this situation is sitting pretty heavy on you right now. 1.1679 0.03453 131 110 20 1
6451 Yes, that and the Monty Python theme constantly running through your head indicates you're suffering from BBCD... 1.1679 0.03453 131 110 20 1
6452 So when did you start feeling this way? 1.1679 0.03778 131 112 16 3
6453 Trust me: you’ll feel light as a feather. 1.1679 0.04355 131 116 8 7
6454 Well, for years you've been telling me about how much you wanted to be like Gumby. 1.1679 0.03930 131 113 14 4
6455 Now I've had that placed there until such a time as you can explain just HOW you're going to pay your counseling bill" 1.1679 0.03619 131 111 18 2
6456 To be concrete, or not to be concrete, that is your question. 1.1679 0.03778 131 112 16 3
6457 Yeah, well, that burrito I had at lunch is not doing a whole heck of lot for me either. 1.1679 0.03816 137 118 15 4
6458 It's not like you have a lot going on... 1.1679 0.03673 137 117 17 3
6459 We need to talk about the new habits you've developed since I lost weight." 1.1679 0.03816 137 118 15 4
6460 Have you tried taking the weight off your chest? 1.1679 0.03368 137 115 21 1
6461 I said , “You are a dead weight.” Not that we need a dead weight. 1.1679 0.03816 137 118 15 4
6462 You seem to have a lot on your body. 1.1679 0.03524 137 116 19 2
6463 I recommend some Crossfit Weightlifting classes. 1.1679 0.03368 137 115 21 1
6464 You did not want the prisoner home monitor system, so they weighed the options and pressed you into immobility. 1.1679 0.03673 137 117 17 3
6465 I like pressure on me when I sleep, is this too much? 1.1678 0.03136 143 119 24 0
6466 So tell me, Jared, how long have you felt this way -- crushed by the weight of the world? 1.1678 0.03576 143 122 18 3
6467 Jerry, I think a gym would better help you get that weight off your chest. 1.1678 0.03968 143 125 12 6
6468 'Getting something off your chest' generally refers to gaseous rather than solid matter. 1.1678 0.03576 143 122 18 3
6469 So... you say you feel a weight. Tell me about it. 1.1678 0.03576 143 122 18 3
6470 I'm not sure...but I just feel this heavy weight on me... 1.1678 0.03712 143 123 16 4
6471 Yeah, Doc. So far therapy is not working. 1.1678 0.03289 143 120 22 1
6472 Metric ton or British ton, minister, how do you really feel about Brexit? 1.1678 0.03614 149 128 17 4
6473 Try thinking pleasant thoughts. It’s not like it’s a pressing issue. 1.1678 0.03486 149 127 19 3
6474 Can’t you shrink this for me? 1.1678 0.03614 149 128 17 4
6475 Are you comfortable Mr. Smith ... Mr. Smith ... Mr. Smith!!!!! 1.1678 0.03354 149 126 21 2
6476 What makes you think I can lift that! 1.1677 0.03147 155 130 24 1
6477 No, I feel guiltier... 1.1677 0.03403 155 132 20 3
6478 You have only 30 days to return it for a full refund. That’s the problem. 1.1677 0.02954 161 134 27 0
6479 Yes, we may discuss your heavy burdens. But first you take that silly thing off. 1.1667 0.03519 126 106 19 1
6480 We should probably send you to the "weighting'' room 1.1667 0.03751 132 113 16 3
6481 So dock the pain in my head will go away if I keep this with me at all times right? 1.1667 0.03594 132 112 18 2
6482 You must have had a ton of work to get off your chest today! 1.1667 0.03184 138 115 23 0
6483 In the new “CrossFit counseling,” patients are required to literally get the weight off their chest. 1.1667 0.03902 132 114 14 4
6484 You could always go back to "Don't Eat Unless You're Hungry"... 1.1667 0.03553 144 123 18 3
6485 Could you be imagining that the pressure of reality immobilizes you ? 1.1667 0.03648 138 118 17 3
6486 So, how exactly did you get that weight on top of you? 1.1667 0.03863 126 108 15 3
6487 I get this a lot. 1.1667 0.03817 144 125 14 5
6488 I thought you get paid by the hour. 1.1667 0.03902 132 114 14 4
6489 Freudian slip? No, no...the term is Freudian grip. I'm afraid you don't have quite enough strength to take hold of the burden you've been bearing... 1.1667 0.03465 150 128 19 3
6490 Can you feel the weight of the world on you, Mr Wilson? Now, "own" your hostility, and tell me how grateful you feel for being alive." 1.1667 0.03687 144 124 16 4
6491 When you lifted that weight off your shoulders,you were doing crunches,weren't you? 1.1667 0.03501 138 117 19 2
6492 Can you name the things that feel heavy? 1.1667 0.03414 144 122 20 2
6493 That Keto Diet isn't all it's cracked up to be. 1.1667 0.03416 120 100 20 0
6494 It looks like you're having a ton of fun. 1.1667 0.03714 150 130 15 5
6495 Cognitive therapy is a good way to lose the weight. 1.1667 0.03616 120 101 18 1
6496 Tell me more about your wife is weighing you down... 1.1667 0.03721 114 96 17 1
6497 Now, Mr. Davenport, don't you think it's wrong to blame external forces for your internal bleeding? 1.1667 0.03414 144 122 20 2
6498 There goes my afternoon 1.1667 0.03695 126 107 17 2
6499 Let me put you in touch with a percussion specialist. 1.1667 0.03984 120 103 14 3
6500 I'm sorry to say but you still have unpaid bill from last session 1.1667 0.03553 144 123 18 3
6501 If we can move that away from your shoulders, we'll call it a success. 1.1667 0.03902 132 114 14 4
6502 Spa comfort blankets come in different weights, Mr. McConnell. We will try another if this isn't sufficiently enwrapping, given current circumstances. 1.1667 0.03791 138 119 15 4
6503 I find that my patients are much better able to get the monkey off their back by focusing on the burden of guilt on their chest 1.1667 0.03346 138 116 21 1
6504 And as you open up a great weight will be lifted from you...metaphorically. 1.1667 0.03984 120 103 14 3
6505 Feel fortunate...at least the weights not on you shoulders. 1.1656 0.02976 157 131 26 0
6506 I take my practice very literally 1.1656 0.03570 151 130 17 4
6507 I see you recently stacked on the pounds 1.1655 0.03248 145 122 22 1
6508 Tell me more about this person who haws a crush on you. 1.1655 0.03792 145 126 14 5
6509 Tell me more about the dream you had with St. Peter shopping at the company store. 1.1655 0.03792 145 126 14 5
6510 Now we're talking... 1.1655 0.03901 139 121 13 5
6511 Maybe you shouldn’t weight so long between appointments. 1.1655 0.03477 139 118 19 2
6512 Tell me again what that weight loss ad promised. 1.1655 0.03624 139 119 17 3
6513 I'm sensing an unmovable weight on your chest 1.1655 0.03324 139 117 21 1
6514 "I didn't mean the whole load." 1.1655 0.03477 139 118 19 2
6515 Weight, weight, don’t tell me!” Ha! Thanks, I’m here all sessio 1.1654 0.03725 133 114 16 3
6516 Obviously, you have a lot of weight to get off your chest! 1.1654 0.03406 133 112 20 1
6517 I'm sorry the weight of our marriage is crushing me 1.1654 0.03569 133 113 18 2
6518 As your therapist. My diagnosis is that you act like you are carrying the weight of the world . 1.1654 0.03875 133 115 14 4
6519 When I talked to you on the phone I thought you meant a metaphorical weight was on you." Jeff Roth, Hermann, M 1.1654 0.03725 133 114 16 3
6520 Oh, something's weighing on you and need a hand from a loved one? That's how I feel all the time. 1.1654 0.03406 133 112 20 1
6521 I feel like you're making fun of me. 1.1654 0.03725 133 114 16 3
6522 And how do you feel about this heavy weight placed upon you? 1.1654 0.03834 127 109 15 3
6523 It’ll get your mind off the metaphorical weight on your chest. 1.1654 0.03834 127 109 15 3
6524 Serves you right for not coming to the yoga class. 1.1652 0.03892 115 98 15 2
6525 'I'm beginning to suspect you have much to get off of your chest' 1.1652 0.03892 115 98 15 2
6526 I understand you have a very weighty problem... 1.1646 0.03381 164 141 19 4
6527 I’m just being dramatic about not caring about it. 1.1645 0.03158 152 128 23 1
6528 Let's discuss getting that weight off your chess. 1.1644 0.03371 146 124 20 2
6529 So you see doctor, I am carrying around the weight of the world. 1.1644 0.03508 146 125 18 3
6530 The gym was stressful. 1.1644 0.03640 146 126 16 4
6531 I don't know that I'd describe it was weight-loss, per se. 1.1644 0.03508 146 125 18 3
6532 What it means to be standard, poor, average and weighted. 1.1644 0.03371 146 124 20 2
6533 I don't know, Donald, it's like this heavy burden has been lifted from my shoulders. Where's the remote? 1.1643 0.03740 140 121 15 4
6534 guaranteed to loose 30 pounds in 30 seconds 1.1643 0.03600 140 120 17 3
6535 Last time you mentioned that you have a ton you want to get off your chest. 1.1643 0.03875 140 122 13 5
6536 Should I cut fats, carbs, do gluten free? I give up. 1.1643 0.03740 140 121 15 4
6537 At least we got weight off your shoulders. 1.1643 0.03600 140 120 17 3
6538 I think we're ready to touch on some of your deepest most fearful issues John. 1.1642 0.03544 134 114 18 2
6539 I used to use a gorilla. 1.1642 0.03699 134 115 16 3
6540 It's gas...or Trump...your pick. 1.1642 0.03544 134 114 18 2
6541 So you're promoting an international weight-of-the-world standard? 1.1642 0.03848 134 116 14 4
6542 I just feel like I have this weight on my chest. 1.1641 0.03807 128 110 15 3
6543 So were you saying you wanted to loose weight or pressure? 1.1641 0.03286 128 107 21 0
6544 That’s just another common misconception about shrinks. 1.1641 0.03807 128 110 15 3
6545 So, what does it feel like? 1.1641 0.04406 128 114 7 7
6546 I hope that blanket is heavy enough Fred 1.1639 0.04411 122 108 8 6
6547 What exactly do you mean by saying it’s simply mind over matter ? 1.1639 0.04092 122 106 12 4
6548 This is the quickest way I know to get rid of your beer belly. 1.1639 0.04092 122 106 12 4
6549 My job is to take the weight off your chest 1.1639 0.03561 122 103 18 1
6550 All my soul-searching hasn’t really done much, I still feel like I’m living under a weight all the time. 1.1639 0.03747 122 104 16 2
6551 I think you've over reacted to my suggestion that we put a wait on our relationship. 1.1638 0.03861 116 99 15 2
6552 Crushing weight? Or portable pyramid? 1.1636 0.04385 110 96 10 4
6553 Yes, obviously we have nothing left to talk about. 1.1635 0.03201 159 135 22 2
6554 I warned you an appointment with me involves a big weight. 1.1634 0.03526 153 132 17 4
6555 So, using the couch doesn't help? 1.1634 0.03273 153 130 21 2
6556 Quit yer whining. When the cops get here, they can take it off of ya'. 1.1633 0.03617 147 127 16 4
6557 Why do you think there's a giant weight on you? 1.1633 0.03617 147 127 16 4
6558 Like I said, just pretend that burden is in your head. I know you wish you'd lifted the first one - don't make me ramp it up again. 1.1631 0.03576 141 121 17 3
6559 Now that little Jimmy takes a break, let's talk about big Jimmy. 1.1631 0.03715 141 122 15 4
6560 Now I see this as your guilt, ​and you need to be strong and take responsibility. 1.1631 0.03432 141 120 19 2
6561 what makes you feel weighed down lately? 1.1631 0.03576 141 121 17 3
6562 I can’t see any difference. And you call yourself a SHRINK? 1.1631 0.03849 141 123 13 5
6563 That must be really hard. Can you show me where you feel it inside your body? 1.1630 0.03674 135 116 16 3
6564 It's like a weight's been lifted from my shoulders and dropped on my chest? 1.1630 0.03359 135 114 20 1
6565 I hope this pyramid diet helps him. 1.1630 0.03674 135 116 16 3
6566 A number of my clients have weight issues- so yes, I can lighten your burden. 1.1630 0.03520 135 115 18 2
6567 It's a new form of resistance training; you'll have to work up to carrying the weight of the world. 1.1630 0.03674 135 116 16 3
6568 I feel a lot of weight on me and I think I’m starting to get an erection. 1.1630 0.04100 135 119 10 6
6569 Doctor, I think I'm not prepared for a heavier discussion 1.1628 0.03779 129 111 15 3
6570 obviously you feel as if you have this great weight weighing you down,we all do... 1.1628 0.03779 129 111 15 3
6571 Just to avoid going out to dinner! 1.1628 0.03615 129 110 17 2
6572 No, Daryl, oppression is not actually measured in weight. 1.1628 0.03444 129 109 19 1
6573 Now, about this heavy metal band you keep hallucinating about?".. 1.1626 0.03718 123 105 16 2
6574 Recently, all my problems have been weighing me down 1.1626 0.03718 123 105 16 2
6575 Get used to it.... 1.1624 0.03831 117 100 15 2
6576 Let’s talk about your compression. 1.1624 0.03831 117 100 15 2
6577 Well, this is a first. I can see your illusion. Scoot over. 1.1624 0.04198 117 102 11 4
6578 No, go on. It's only just hitting me. 1.1623 0.02981 154 129 25 0
6579 I know you stay 'cause you love me. I just want to support you in that, honeybunny. 1.1622 0.03329 148 126 20 2
6580 I... I'm not sure how to describe it. 1.1620 0.03409 142 121 19 2
6581 Honey, don't you think it's time to lighten our load? 1.1620 0.03260 142 120 21 1
6582 And why do you think "Mary Poppins" is the best movie ever made? 1.1620 0.03691 142 123 15 4
6583 Phew !...that takes a big load off my back ! 1.1620 0.03409 142 121 19 2
6584 That's it, you relax and take the weight off your feet 1.1618 0.03649 136 117 16 3
6585 It's more like your whole body. 1.1618 0.03649 136 117 16 3
6586 Handling past-due notices this way saves us a stamp. 1.1618 0.03649 136 117 16 3
6587 In the future try leaving your problems at the door. 1.1618 0.03649 136 117 16 3
6588 Honey, this isn't what I had in mind when I suggested role playing. 1.1618 0.03936 136 119 12 5
6589 I think we're agreed regarding who's at fault here. 1.1618 0.03795 136 118 14 4
6590 I just feel like I'm carrying such a huge burden on my shoul......chest 1.1618 0.03936 136 119 12 5
6591 If you're feeling better in an hour or so, let's go for a walk. 1.1616 0.03986 99 84 14 1
6592 Present weighing issues we will tackle next week. Earlier you mentioned insomnia. Frank Buckley Andover, MA 1.1615 0.03908 130 113 13 4
6593 Doc, I’m pretty sure King Tut is buried in this pyramid 1.1615 0.03590 130 111 17 2
6594 I feel like a weight has been lifted from my shoulders. 1.1615 0.03590 130 111 17 2
6595 I may be a couch potato, but I ain't mashed! 1.1615 0.03419 130 110 19 1
6596 "OK, I get it, Carl. You want pancakes for breakfast again. 1.1615 0.03590 130 111 17 2
6597 Your life under the weight of the world provides a challenge for both of us. 1.1615 0.03419 130 110 19 1
6598 If those asthma symptoms get worse you might want to get a checkup. 1.1615 0.03908 130 113 13 4
6599 So tired of doing pushups. 1.1615 0.03285 161 138 20 3
6600 Now, as an Egyptologist, I want you to feel your inner mummy. 1.1613 0.03691 124 106 16 2
6601 Those shoes have got to go! 1.1613 0.03864 124 107 14 3
6602 Relax...it's supposed to help you visualize the weight of your troubles, not suffocate you. 1.1613 0.03508 124 105 18 1
6603 Well at least the weight is off your shoulders” 1.1613 0.03864 124 107 14 3
6604 Would you say your feelings are heavy? 1.1611 0.03443 149 128 18 3
6605 It’s weird, Doc, I’ve just felt this heavy weight on me for awhile. 1.1611 0.03443 149 128 18 3
6606 I know, it feels like you have the weight of the whole world on your chest but, actually it's only a 10 ton paper weight I keep in my office. 1.1611 0.03934 149 132 10 7
6607 I'm sorry Mr Clutterbuck, but for me to help you we must keep this relationship purely professional. 1.1610 0.04335 118 104 9 5
6608 i am so glad you decided to come in, i see you have something that’s bothering you. and you cant get out from under that weight literally 1.1610 0.03605 118 100 17 1
6609 And that's when my boyfriend's grandmother handed me the dishwasher manual. 1.1610 0.04164 118 103 11 4
6610 I can't move. 1.1608 0.03799 143 125 13 5
6611 I saw old Carmen and the Devil walkin' side by side 1.1608 0.03926 143 126 11 6
6612 I don't think you're fit to do this, Joe. 1.1608 0.03667 143 124 15 4
6613 It may look like him, but it's not your brother. 1.1606 0.03473 137 117 18 2
6614 It keeps the earth from moving 1.1606 0.03473 137 117 18 2
6615 I agree your problems are weighing on you. 1.1606 0.03473 137 117 18 2
6616 Have you tried going on a diet? 1.1606 0.03769 137 119 14 4
6617 It was on sale--how could I resist. 1.1606 0.03909 137 120 12 5
6618 Sorry about that. Your shoulders just aren't broad enough. 1.1606 0.03624 137 118 16 3
6619 You say I have no sense of gravitas. Try this for gravitas, mister. 1.1606 0.03473 137 117 18 2
6620 Mr. Smith, this should help to lend some light on your problems. 1.1606 0.03624 137 118 16 3
6621 Now, can you see your priorities surface? 1.1606 0.03624 137 118 16 3
6622 I'm sending you straight to the nearest dispensary. 1.1606 0.03473 137 117 18 2
6623 Your'e lucky it's a extra-firm mattress, but now what? 1.1605 0.03147 162 138 22 2
6624 You're lucky, most people have the world on THEIR shoulders. 1.1603 0.03880 131 114 13 4
6625 Thinking you are a scale will not make you a scale. 1.1603 0.04171 131 116 9 6
6626 It's thrilling to have control of our viewing options. 1.1603 0.03880 131 114 13 4
6627 Not what I had in mind when you suggested weights for my physical therapy. 1.1603 0.03880 131 114 13 4
6628 Today's session is about feeling warm and mushy 1.1603 0.03880 131 114 13 4
6629 your right, thats a bad one. luckily for you i am a specialist in treating entremley large and fucked-up looking penises. 1.1603 0.03341 156 134 19 3
6630 Have you tried not paying the crane bill. 1.1600 0.03483 125 106 18 1
6631 Not really understanding metaphors - it's a burden I bare every day. 1.1600 0.03292 125 105 20 0
6632 The new Amazon Prime is just amazing. 1.1600 0.03835 125 108 14 3
6633 I never knew therapy could be so literal. 1.1600 0.03483 125 106 18 1
6634 And you're still calling this weight 'Ronan Farrow'? 1.1600 0.03793 150 132 12 6
6635 You will feel lighter when we lift it; it’s the best way to keep eating all you want and feel light. 1.1600 0.03663 125 107 16 2
6636 No, you areNOT having a heart attack ! 1.1597 0.03218 144 122 21 1
6637 Personally, I would have started lengthwise but, hey, you’re the shrink. 1.1597 0.03507 144 124 17 3
6638 I'm only able to help you get the weight of the world off of your shoulders. 1.1597 0.03366 144 123 19 2
6639 This helps you relieve the extra weight on your shoulders. 1.1597 0.03218 144 122 21 1
6640 Stop torturing yourself. You're not the only one who didn't realize Trump was corrupt. 1.1597 0.03643 144 125 15 4
6641 No worries. You seem to have a pretty good weight distribution. 1.1597 0.03366 144 123 19 2
6642 Sorry, my practice is limited to light weights. 1.1594 0.03449 138 118 18 2
6643 Now Mr Jones, don't you feel like the weight has been lifted off your back? 1.1594 0.03743 138 120 14 4
6644 Have you tried lifting weights? Exercise really helps to improve your mood. 1.1594 0.03599 138 119 16 3
6645 Ms. Smith, I Feel Something Is Holding Me Down, I just Can't Figure Out What? 1.1594 0.03292 138 117 20 1
6646 It's no wonder that you feel the weight of the world on you. 1.1594 0.03449 138 118 18 2
6647 Now he will talk! 1.1594 0.03743 138 120 14 4
6648 There are other ways to get a flat stomach. 1.1594 0.03449 138 118 18 2
6649 Are you saying life is a literal or a metaphoric burden? The difference is important. 1.1594 0.03599 138 119 16 3
6650 Wow, are you emotionally distraught or what? Larry Findley, Hazelton, WV 1.1594 0.03743 138 120 14 4
6651 I've been working on some new techniques to achieve ego death. 1.1591 0.03999 132 116 11 5
6652 So, tell me about how the bell curve has affected your earnings. 1.1591 0.03372 132 112 19 1
6653 I really think that if you tell me about your childhood, it'll take the weight off your chest. 1.1591 0.03539 132 113 17 2
6654 Now to get this weight off my chest!! 1.1591 0.03539 132 113 17 2
6655 Yes, I've heard of the "Heavy Blanket" for security. But I think you are taking it too far. 1.1591 0.03852 132 115 13 4
6656 Sounds like a case of mass delusion. 1.1589 0.03400 151 130 18 3
6657 Are you saying you didn’t like my casserole? 1.1589 0.03400 151 130 18 3
6658 This is a different approach to squeeze it out of you. Just think of yourself as a large grape. 1.1589 0.03268 151 129 20 2
6659 So this is your idea of quality time? 1.1589 0.03400 151 130 18 3
6660 Maybe you should simply get rid of this two ton weight. The mind follows the body, you know! 1.1587 0.03268 126 106 20 0
6661 Your issues are weighty. 1.1587 0.03636 126 108 16 2
6662 So, how long have you been weighting? 1.1587 0.03457 126 107 18 1
6663 My shoulders do feel better,but... 1.1587 0.03457 126 107 18 1
6664 Princess, can I at least read a New Yorker Magazine while we wait for your mother's visit? 1.1587 0.03807 126 109 14 3
6665 Its reverse psychology, get that monkey off your back 1.1587 0.03970 126 110 12 4
6666 Honey, you need to lose some weight. 1.1587 0.03970 126 110 12 4
6667 In that case you may want to consider our unlimited plan 1.1586 0.03484 145 125 17 3
6668 ...Wouldn't you rather just discuss the inappropriate feelings you have for your mother Congressman? 1.1586 0.03619 145 126 15 4
6669 Why do you think you are resistant to "literalism" therapy? 1.1586 0.03344 145 124 19 2
6670 Do you have to lay there like you have a 2000 lb. weight on your chest? Lighten up! 1.1585 0.03560 164 144 14 6
6671 I told you this was going to be a weighty discussion. 1.1583 0.03742 120 103 15 2
6672 I suggested you try waiting not weighting. 1.1583 0.03550 120 102 17 1
6673 The weight should help you focus on breathing. 1.1583 0.03575 139 120 16 3
6674 That is a flat out lie if I ever heard one. 1.1583 0.03575 139 120 16 3
6675 Working at the circus appears to be weighing on you. 1.1583 0.03718 139 121 14 4
6676 As a therapist my answer has to be only you can move it. However, in this case I can suggest a good Chiropractor. 1.1583 0.03426 139 119 18 2
6677 So you said you feel like the weight of the world is on you? 1.1583 0.03426 139 119 18 2
6678 I thought you had COPD; you're being literal! 1.1583 0.03271 139 118 20 1
6679 Weight! I wasn't finished telling my story. 1.1583 0.03718 139 121 14 4
6680 My Pilates instructor is a sadist. 1.1583 0.03271 139 118 20 1
6681 We get it, you lift. 1.1583 0.03426 139 119 18 2
6682 You feel like you have the weight of the world on you? 1.1583 0.03426 139 119 18 2
6683 Look Mr. Brown, I know you have a lot to get off your chest. But first you must relax 1.1582 0.03177 158 135 21 2
6684 I really don’t prefer the weight and see type of drs. 1.1582 0.03302 158 136 19 3
6685 I gotta say, your waiting room sure beats your weighting room. 1.1579 0.03514 133 114 17 2
6686 YOU LOOK LIKE YOU ARE CARRYING THE WEIGHT OF THE WORLD ON YOU 1.1579 0.03379 152 131 18 3
6687 So, you feel relieved that a big weight has been lifted off your shoulders? 1.1579 0.03856 114 98 14 2
6688 It's o.k., many think that they carry too much weight on their shoulders, you can handles this" 1.1579 0.03248 152 130 20 2
6689 OK . . . Not really what I meant by "just wait there on the settee". 1.1579 0.03514 133 114 17 2
6690 Why do ask? 1.1575 0.03462 146 126 17 3
6691 The news has been weighing me down lately 1.1575 0.03462 146 126 17 3
6692 Take the weight off 1.1575 0.03725 146 128 13 5
6693 I just don't understand, I've tried every diet I could find but I can't seem to shed any weight 1.1575 0.03596 146 127 15 4
6694 OK. You can sleep in the bedroom. 1.1575 0.03941 127 111 12 4
6695 I'm afraid there isn't enough time in the world to get your load off. 1.1575 0.03779 127 110 14 3
6696 It helps you visualize your sense of guilt. And my parcel. 1.1575 0.03610 127 109 16 2
6697 Yes, but how do you feel about a 10,000 lb weight crushing 1.1575 0.03432 127 108 18 1
6698 It was right then and there that the lamp decided to excuse himself from the meeting. 1.1575 0.03941 127 111 12 4
6699 And do you still feel it's accurate to say that it *literally* hit you like a ton of bricks? 1.1574 0.03521 108 91 17 0
6700 For the last time, you need a literal weight-lifter. 1.1571 0.03551 140 121 16 3
6701 Will you take a check? 1.1571 0.03404 140 120 18 2
6702 Well...You wanted me to have a flatter stomach. 1.1571 0.03551 140 121 16 3
6703 How long have you had this weighted-down feeling? 1.1571 0.03404 140 120 18 2
6704 That's a weighty argument in your favor. 1.1571 0.03087 140 118 22 0
6705 No; how was your day? 1.1571 0.03551 140 121 16 3
6706 When the concrete turns to dust you'll be done. It will be as if a great weight has been lifted. 1.1571 0.03087 140 118 22 0
6707 I can't live with "She ain't heavy, she's my mother." 1.1570 0.03713 121 104 15 2
6708 Even if I could see the handle, there’s nothing I can do. Cash or card? 1.1570 0.03523 121 103 17 1
6709 I have that so when we get to the deep part,you can't run away. 1.1570 0.03523 121 103 17 1
6710 Sixteen tons and whaddya get? Another day older and deeper in debt! Republicans don't call me I'm telling you - you can @#$%^&*( if you do! 1.1570 0.03894 121 105 13 3
6711 Well, Doctor, since the election time I have this strange sensation that a eavy burden have been sitting on my chest 1.1569 0.03228 153 131 20 2
6712 If you keep having all those negative thoughts, you will never be able to climb out from under the weight of all your problems..... Think of something positive - the impeachment of Tantrum Trump. 1.1569 0.03228 153 131 20 2
6713 Marie Kondo is coming in an hour. Your 45 boxes of old baseball cards top the list. 1.1569 0.03359 153 132 18 3
6714 When we psychologists offer to "help take the weight off," we are referring to your mind. 1.1567 0.03325 134 114 19 1
6715 And when you leave this office, you'll feel like the weight of the world has been lifted from your chest. 1.1567 0.03798 134 117 13 4
6716 you look weighted down, i’m listening, tell you your woes. 1.1567 0.03798 134 117 13 4
6717 Sorry, but I don't have a weighted blanket to offer you instead. 1.1567 0.03647 134 116 15 3
6718 Thinking you're stoned isn't the issue. You just need new friends. 1.1567 0.03647 134 116 15 3
6719 You sold all our stocks for this? 1.1567 0.03647 134 116 15 3
6720 You seem to have a load on your chest. 1.1567 0.03798 134 117 13 4
6721 Not sure your urologist can help with that. 1.1567 0.03325 134 114 19 1
6722 I tried to hide, but there they were; Carmen and the Devil walking side by side. 1.1565 0.03573 147 128 15 4
6723 I know you carry a heavy burden. But continued therapy will help lighten the load! 1.1565 0.03573 147 128 15 4
6724 You're not a body builder anymore, John. 1.1565 0.03573 147 128 15 4
6725 You've put on a ton of weight, because you can't get off the couch. 1.1565 0.03440 147 127 17 3
6726 I'm sory, Fred. I'm just not strong enough to lift that weight. Would yo like some chucken soup? 1.1562 0.03408 128 109 18 1
6727 I see my therapy help shift the weight from your shoulders... 1.1562 0.03263 160 138 19 3
6728 Well ,you did say that you needed to take the weight of the world off your shoulders. 1.1562 0.03583 128 110 16 2
6729 Congrats! The weight of your stress is much lesser than what Trump is experiencing now... 1.1562 0.04066 128 113 10 5
6730 You now can't feel the weight of the world on your shoulders 1.1562 0.03408 128 109 18 1
6731 This diet thing is really weighing heavy on me lately... 1.1562 0.03751 128 111 14 3
6732 If you make the balloon bigger, it will be more impressive. 1.1562 0.03751 128 111 14 3
6733 Neither the diet nor the gym worked.You think this is going to work ? 1.1562 0.03222 128 108 20 0
6734 This weight I carry around with me is now literally bearing down on me....I can't take it anymore.... 1.1560 0.03381 141 121 18 2
6735 I'll let you out when you stop pressuring me. 1.1560 0.03528 141 122 16 3
6736 I suppose you're here to have me lift a weight off your shoulders? 1.1560 0.03381 141 121 18 2
6737 Your quality of life has gone up a ton since we started 1.1560 0.03804 141 124 12 5
6738 I told you to put on weight but not like this. 1.1560 0.03491 109 92 17 0
6739 Don't take this the wrong way doc but your weight times have never been bigger 1.1557 0.03685 122 105 15 2
6740 Doctor,are you resisting my wish to discuss countertransference? 1.1557 0.03496 122 104 17 1
6741 Doc, I need this weight off my shoulders...and everywhere else. 1.1556 0.03915 135 119 11 5
6742 OK, it's big, it's heavy... I GET IT. You ARE manly. 1.1556 0.03466 135 116 17 2
6743 What do you think "mustn't grumble" means? 1.1556 0.03466 135 116 17 2
6744 I feel like there is this heavy weight holding me down. 1.1556 0.03772 135 118 13 4
6745 Psychotherapy is not helping this load on my chest! 1.1554 0.03550 148 129 15 4
6746 Frankly, I thought your heart attack was more dramatic. 1.1554 0.03281 148 127 19 2
6747 We must lift the great weight you feel pressing down on you 1.1554 0.03419 148 128 17 3
6748 Come on you big baby. Chest pain Snest pain. 1.1554 0.03419 148 128 17 3
6749 We needed to shift that stress you were carrying in your shoulders. 1.1550 0.03383 129 110 18 1
6750 You're another day older, and deeper in debt. 1.1550 0.03724 129 112 14 3
6751 The weight of *this* world was heavy enough—now she’s got me into parallel universes. 1.1550 0.03558 129 111 16 2
6752 You know, I normally do this for shoulders, but let's go ahead anyway. 1.1549 0.03359 142 122 18 2
6753 Mmhmm that reminds me of how I do CrossFit. 1.1549 0.03505 142 123 16 3
6754 Not quite the weight of the world on your chest. I'd say closer to a ton. 1.1549 0.03359 142 122 18 2
6755 I am going to rule out the Paleo diet... 1.1549 0.03359 142 122 18 2
6756 No, I don't think you have A.D.H.D. 1.1549 0.03359 142 122 18 2
6757 Does is still feel like you have the weight of the world on your shoulders or have we moved past that? 1.1549 0.03359 142 122 18 2
6758 Trust me, your psychic pain will disappear in no time. 1.1549 0.03359 142 122 18 2
6759 Think of it as a heavy weight 1.1548 0.03318 155 134 18 3
6760 My couch isn't rated this. 1.1548 0.03442 155 135 16 4
6761 Doctor please let me go. 1.1548 0.03318 155 134 18 3
6762 When life pins you down, you resort to exercise. When life pins me down, I resort to watching your feeble attempts. 1.1545 0.04005 123 108 11 4
6763 I told you to take the weight OFF... 1.1545 0.03657 123 106 15 2
6764 I feel like there is a heavy weight pressing on my life, Sharon 1.1545 0.03657 123 106 15 2
6765 Now are you able to get in touch with how heavily your father's leaving weighed on you? 1.1545 0.03657 123 106 15 2
6766 The results have been very encouraging. 1.1545 0.04005 123 108 11 4
6767 So much for the 10 pound weight being lifted off your shoulders. 1.1545 0.03470 123 105 17 1
6768 Tell me about your panettone. 1.1544 0.03746 136 119 13 4
6769 Try to center yourself. 1.1544 0.03597 136 118 15 3
6770 Look I think if you just push a bit harder you can get this weight off your chest. 1.1544 0.03442 136 117 17 2
6771 I believe you can free yourself from this tremendous weight you believe is upon you. 1.1544 0.03442 136 117 17 2
6772 My approach is Temple Grandin. 1.1544 0.04026 136 121 9 6
6773 No, I said you'll have to wait. 1.1544 0.03528 149 130 15 4
6774 And where were you when you learned of Dumbo's tragic death? 1.1544 0.03528 149 130 15 4
6775 You seem cowed. 1.1544 0.03528 149 130 15 4
6776 So tell me about this lead weight you imagine you're carrying on your shoulders. 1.1544 0.03397 149 129 17 3
6777 You're here to get a huge weight off your chest??? 1.1538 0.03337 143 123 18 2
6778 Breath in and out and think calm and when the fire department gets her a huge weight will be lifted from your shoulders 1.1538 0.03171 156 134 20 2
6779 Think of it as just the brother you never knew” 1.1538 0.03482 143 124 16 3
6780 If you want strength to lift this emotional weight, why not trust me as your spotter? 1.1538 0.03350 117 99 18 0
6781 Now aren’t you glad you got that off your chest? 1.1538 0.03037 156 133 22 1
6782 So tell me, when did you first start huffing balloons? 1.1538 0.03482 143 124 16 3
6783 Ehhh john, i told you last time leave your fetich at home. 1.1538 0.03955 117 102 12 3
6784 Can you alleviate my feelings of being weighed down? 1.1538 0.03177 130 110 20 0
6785 Osmosis, Mr. Stark, is not a fad. 1.1538 0.03337 143 123 18 2
6786 Next time use the shoulders. 1.1538 0.03359 130 111 18 1
6787 Do you often dream about being a crane operator? 1.1533 0.03241 150 129 19 2
6788 How you feel about having 4 thousand pounds crushing the life out of you 1.1533 0.03089 137 116 21 0
6789 OK then, you need to get all these problems of your chest. 1.1533 0.03573 137 119 15 3
6790 This is aversion therapy. You can give your problems a lot of weight. 1.1533 0.03258 137 117 19 1
6791 Well, you no longer have the weight of the world on your "shoulders," and you will have those flat abs you constantly talk about. 1.1532 0.03629 124 107 15 2
6792 Steve, I think we may need to increase your dosage of Prozac. 1.1532 0.03444 124 106 17 1
6793 All of a sodden I feel light-headed. 1.1532 0.03629 124 107 15 2
6794 Mandatory is mandatory 1.1532 0.03882 111 96 13 2
6795 I'm thinking of a song by David Bowie. If you guess it, this will conclude our session and consider yourself cured. 1.1528 0.03316 144 124 18 2
6796 When I told you to take a weight off your shoulders, I didn't say I wanted to share it. 1.1528 0.03166 144 123 20 1
6797 You know Bob, it just struck me that it seems like you might feel the weight of the world bearing down on your chest. I really think that we are making great progress here! 1.1528 0.03459 144 125 16 3
6798 This is my new technique for calming the wild child within. 1.1528 0.03597 144 126 14 4
6799 One hundred for the analysis. Twenty more for the tanning couch. 1.1528 0.03316 144 124 18 2
6800 I suggest you lay off shellfish and spinach foe a while. 1.1527 0.03335 131 112 18 1
6801 Just be patient Marge, this Bake-O-Lite process is going to make us famous. 1.1527 0.03335 131 112 18 1
6802 I've got weighty problems of my own - quit moaning 1.1527 0.03335 131 112 18 1
6803 Yeah, I know: "It feels like a leftover piece of Trump's 30' concrete wall" - fuhgeddaboudit! 1.1527 0.03335 131 112 18 1
6804 No! First promise me that you’ll never say that name again! 1.1527 0.03671 131 114 14 3
6805 Strange...Most patients prefer to use the 'planet/shoulders' metaphor. 1.1527 0.03507 131 113 16 2
6806 Can you wait? 1.1527 0.03507 131 113 16 2
6807 Fine then, I'll take the second hour. 1.1523 0.03355 151 131 17 3
6808 I now see the weight is off your shoulders 1.1523 0.03484 151 132 15 4
6809 Look, I know losing a pet can be quite crushing, but you need to talk about it to get it off your chest. 1.1522 0.03835 138 122 11 5
6810 Pulled into Nazareth, was feeling 'bout half past dead . . . 1.1522 0.03548 138 120 15 3
6811 Now that you know what I mean, give me the top 3 things that is weighing down your chances of being successful in life. 1.1522 0.03237 138 118 19 1
6812 It's called urge relief therapy. 1.1520 0.03602 125 108 15 2
6813 Yes, I can help. I use to have the weight of the world on my shoulders at one time. 1.1520 0.03602 125 108 15 2
6814 Have you tried the Keto diet? 1.1517 0.03294 145 125 18 2
6815 Time's up. I can't help you getting the weight of world off you. 1.1517 0.03573 145 127 14 4
6816 When your girlfriend said "wait for me," I don't think she meant "weight." 1.1517 0.03146 145 124 20 1
6817 Your weight is certainly keeping you down. How can I help? 1.1517 0.03573 145 127 14 4
6818 I dislike men who are controlling. 1.1517 0.02990 145 123 22 0
6819 I'd suggest a little more me-time to relieve the burden of your responsibilities. 1.1515 0.03482 132 114 16 2
6820 What is your unconscious telling you when you feel like there's a weight on you? 1.1515 0.03482 132 114 16 2
6821 I just feel like there's a big weight on my chest all the time, doc. 1.1515 0.03133 132 112 20 0
6822 I've been under a lot of weight with work lately. 1.1515 0.03482 132 114 16 2
6823 He's pressing his shirt. 1.1513 0.03201 152 131 19 2
6824 No, no, Mr Jones, I said “Wait for things to get better” 1.1513 0.03508 119 102 16 1
6825 Nnext Next week your weight therapy will be over and you will fill much better 1.1511 0.03524 139 121 15 3
6826 I read about this in a Michael Pollan book. 1.1511 0.03373 139 120 17 2
6827 When I say "Keep Quiet" I mean it. 1.1511 0.03524 139 121 15 3
6828 meanwhile in the weighting room... 1.1511 0.03373 139 120 17 2
6829 Beats dieting. 1.1508 0.03393 126 108 17 1
6830 I only believed the weight had been lifted 1.1508 0.03749 126 110 13 3
6831 Beleieve me, you’ll feel decompressed after this 1.1508 0.03393 126 108 17 1
6832 I'm not sure if it's the burden of my marriage or the burden of your monthly bill. 1.1508 0.03575 126 109 15 2
6833 George, you're taking our divorce much too seriously. 1.1508 0.03575 126 109 15 2
6834 Although appointments are hard to come by, her patients agree the result of her cutting edge methods are worth the weight. 1.1507 0.03415 146 127 16 3
6835 Just to be clear, you know I charge by the weight you carry... 1.1507 0.03415 146 127 16 3
6836 I know you're feeling pressured but therapy will really take a load off. 1.1507 0.03415 146 127 16 3
6837 ...and if you just quit your job at Mara Lago? 1.1507 0.03415 146 127 16 3
6838 I blew my top at work and I don’t think I’ll ever get out from under it 1.1507 0.03273 146 126 18 2
6839 Let's talk about your conditioning. 1.1504 0.04019 113 99 11 3
6840 I failed the latest CrossFit challenge! 1.1504 0.03289 133 114 18 1
6841 It's not like you have the weight of the world on your shoulders. 1.1504 0.03458 133 115 16 2
6842 Let's not talk about your mother-in-law again ! 1.1504 0.03619 133 116 14 3
6843 This is not a psychoanalytic issue, you need to see a cardiologist right now. 1.1503 0.03182 153 132 19 2
6844 And. yes sir. You say you have pressure problems? 1.1500 0.03501 140 122 15 3
6845 Some of my clients had luck with the Keto diet ....... 1.1500 0.03351 140 121 17 2
6846 We scheduled a 1:30 appointment at my flat. I expect that you'd actually be flat! 1.1500 0.03351 140 121 17 2
6847 I get it. You want to protect your precious vintage couch. But putting a guy under me is just such a cliché. 1.1500 0.03862 120 105 12 3
6848 I thought the visual would help, but it’s actually kind of insulting. 1.1500 0.03645 140 123 13 4
6849 Admit it. You are STILL passive-aggressive. 1.1500 0.03351 140 121 17 2
6850 It seems strange but I have an urge to ramble. 1.1497 0.03106 147 126 20 1
6851 I said ALONE, Mr. Donahue. Try being ALONE. 1.1496 0.03369 127 109 17 1
6852 The only thanks I need is seeing you without that load on your shoulders. 1.1496 0.03549 127 110 15 2
6853 Is this a fraction of a second before you get squished, or what? 1.1493 0.03594 134 117 14 3
6854 This political mess is really weighing me down. 1.1493 0.03594 134 117 14 3
6855 I would rather it be on my shoulders 1.1493 0.03594 134 117 14 3
6856 I think there`s something weighing you down that`s making your spirit hard to lift. 1.1491 0.03575 114 98 15 1
6857 You need a doctor, not a psychiatrist 1.1491 0.04176 114 101 9 4
6858 Sometimes it takes a while... 1.1489 0.03173 141 121 19 1
6859 And how long have you felt like you’ve been a weight upon humanity? 1.1488 0.04008 121 107 10 4
6860 It's the only way I've found to make my billing hours equal my expenses. 1.1488 0.03648 121 105 14 2
6861 So this is the alternative charge for exceeding the checked baggage weight limit? 1.1488 0.03648 121 105 14 2
6862 Help me, doc. I've got this weight on my chest. 1.1488 0.03832 121 106 12 3
6863 I realized I had a helium problem when I was just chasing the next high-pitched voice" 1.1486 0.03087 148 127 20 1
6864 The reason you're here is because you can't carry the weight of the world huh 1.1486 0.02934 148 126 22 0
6865 'I've doubled my 'patients seen' number since we started this.' 1.1486 0.03232 148 128 18 2
6866 Your stomach bothering you again? It's probably just something you ate. 1.1484 0.03523 128 111 15 2
6867 So tell me how you feel about your back bill” 1.1484 0.03523 128 111 15 2
6868 Job Security 1.1484 0.03344 128 110 17 1
6869 At least the mob will save your shoes. 1.1484 0.03523 128 111 15 2
6870 Eventually you'll have to be able to keep your self from getting carried away 1.1484 0.03523 128 111 15 2
6871 The Crucible, 2019 version. 1.1484 0.03400 155 136 15 4
6872 Thanks for helping me take a load off. 1.1481 0.03569 135 118 14 3
6873 Once this session is over you can truthfully tell people that I helped lift a weight off your chest. 1.1481 0.03244 135 116 18 1
6874 Fanny, you didn’t have to put the whole load right on me. 1.1481 0.03069 135 115 20 0
6875 I can assure you Mr. Atlas, that weight your feeling is not on your shoulders. 1.1481 0.03069 135 115 20 0
6876 ‘You are right, Lotto. Usually a lover wants sexual desire to be more than a 10,000 lb dead weight.’ 1.1481 0.03569 135 118 14 3
6877 Is that your new weight -loss plan? 1.1481 0.03410 135 117 16 2
6878 Let me help you get that weight off your chest... 1.1481 0.03569 135 118 14 3
6879 As you breath out, your line of thinking is starting to flat-line down to zero, as we expected. 1.1479 0.03307 142 123 17 2
6880 Honey, what would you like for lunch? 1.1479 0.03455 142 124 15 3
6881 You will feel lifted up afterwards. If you make it, that is. 1.1479 0.03307 142 123 17 2
6882 My penis is stuck 1.1479 0.03455 142 124 15 3
6883 I know ironing isn't my favourite chore but you could just ask..... 1.1477 0.03212 149 129 18 2
6884 I just hope this mattress lasts longer than the other ones. 1.1477 0.03212 149 129 18 2
6885 Is there something weighing on you? 1.1475 0.03428 122 105 16 1
6886 Well, who do you want me to call? 1.1474 0.02989 156 134 21 1
6887 You seem to think this is a waiting room. 1.1473 0.03498 129 112 15 2
6888 I don't think this thearpy is working... 1.1473 0.03828 129 114 11 4
6889 So you feel you have the weight of the world on your shoulders, anything else? 1.1473 0.03828 129 114 11 4
6890 Well you've certainly gotten the weight off my shoulders. 1.1473 0.03498 129 112 15 2
6891 So, tell me about your mother load. 1.1473 0.03498 129 112 15 2
6892 Now, even as heavy as that is, the enormous weight that would be lifted off your shoulders if you reach way down! 1.1471 0.03544 136 119 14 3
6893 ``I don't mind the graphic detail, I just don't need any sign language.'' 1.1471 0.03222 136 117 18 1
6894 I don't know if I can lift that weight off yor chest. 1.1469 0.03132 143 123 19 1
6895 No, you go to the gym if you want to lift weights! No wonder you can't get close to anyone! 1.1469 0.03285 143 124 17 2
6896 Living off the grid means giving up more than ironing. 1.1469 0.02970 143 122 21 0
6897 I overbooked again. Were you weighting long? 1.1469 0.03573 143 126 13 4
6898 I think that in order to make the Guinness Book of Records you're supposed to press have a ton, not be pressed by it. 1.1469 0.03285 143 124 17 2
6899 Please help me...every time I hear this bell, I fix my wife breakfast in bed. 1.1469 0.03132 143 123 19 1
6900 Looks like you have a ton on your shoulders. 1.1469 0.03285 143 124 17 2
6901 Now, let’s dicuss why it’s ok to feel uncomfortable with the weight on your stomach not your back.... 1.1467 0.03192 150 130 18 2
6902 You are lying under an enormous weight. 1.1467 0.03049 150 129 20 1
6903 Men’s Health: Forget the little blue pill. Erectile Dysfunction is treatable by sound waves with the latest technology of the Bell Chamber. So easy you can do it yourself in the comfort of your own home. Enjoy that sexual excitement ring-a-ling! 1.1466 0.03921 116 102 11 3
6904 I think if you opened a little and got in touch with your inner self you would really get a load off. 1.1466 0.03725 116 101 13 2
6905 Quit complaining. I survive worse every day. 1.1465 0.02972 157 135 21 1
6906 It’s weird about Steve’s heart attack. He didn’t seem to have a lot of stress or worry in life, you know, like us, normal. 1.1465 0.03478 157 139 13 5
6907 It feels better when it's on my shoulders. 1.1463 0.03592 123 107 14 2
6908 Usually after just one session patients to stop feeling the weight of the world on their shoulders. 1.1463 0.03402 123 106 16 1
6909 You misunderstood, I said WAIT for me. 1.1463 0.03773 123 108 12 3
6910 I'm only doing this contest because my teachers making me 1.1463 0.04111 123 110 8 5
6911 So, are you saying that you think your MeToo guilt is the cause of your depression? 1.1463 0.03773 123 108 12 3
6912 No wonder you feel like you have a weight on your chest. You do! 1.1462 0.03640 130 114 13 3
6913 So, I see you've been practicing witchcraft again" (from Charlotte Scheitauer, Mountain View, CA 1.1462 0.03801 130 115 11 4
6914 Isn't it time for you to get the weight off your mind? 1.1462 0.03640 130 114 13 3
6915 You're in therapy! I think you know what you're supposed to do. 1.1460 0.03364 137 119 16 2
6916 16 tons and what do y 1.1460 0.03520 137 120 14 3
6917 Tell me dear: has the cowbell clapper cooled off your dinger yet? 1.1460 0.03669 137 121 12 4
6918 I don't think it was the carbs. 1.1460 0.03200 137 118 18 1
6919 I told you to weight before you lay down. 1.1458 0.03112 144 124 19 1
6920 We’re watching a chick flick tonight. Have you got problem with that? 1.1457 0.03439 151 133 14 4
6921 I agree , sometimes it feels like you a have tremendous weight on your chest 1.1457 0.03172 151 131 18 2
6922 You really should try the neoprene belt I gave you for Christmas. 1.1457 0.03172 151 131 18 2
6923 Ok, I'll do it. What ever you want dear. 1.1457 0.02881 151 129 22 0
6924 It is for your own good; you wonder too much ! 1.1456 0.03088 158 137 19 2
6925 Let's try a new depression technique. 1.1456 0.02954 158 136 21 1
6926 Just think of it as a wall! 1.1456 0.03216 158 138 17 3
6927 Honey, I don’t think that is wanted you to do when he said you needed more iron. 1.1456 0.03088 158 137 19 2
6928 I warned you about getting junior interested in odd object lifting. 1.1453 0.03695 117 102 13 2
6929 Don't take offense but I think a dumbbell would be more appropriate. 1.1453 0.04074 117 104 9 4
6930 and this is how I feel about waking up in the mornings for class 1.1452 0.03376 124 107 16 1
6931 They said, "Add mass fast." They didn't say it was muscle mass. 1.1452 0.03565 124 108 14 2
6932 More and more people imagine they carry the weight of the world. 1.1452 0.03376 124 107 16 1
6933 They said you are guaranteed to lose the weight in three weeks Dear! 1.1450 0.03448 131 114 15 2
6934 My last doctor didn’t understand the weight of my worries. 1.1450 0.03273 131 113 17 1
6935 Stanley honey, we all miss the old days. There's just no going back. 1.1450 0.03273 131 113 17 1
6936 Am I missing something? Is this what it feels like to be present? 1.1450 0.03448 131 114 15 2
6937 You wouldn't carry that heavy load if you didn't live in the middle of Tobacco Road. 1.1450 0.03273 131 113 17 1
6938 You couldn't load that sixteenth ton at work? 1.1450 0.03448 131 114 15 2
6939 dead weight 1.1450 0.03773 131 116 11 4
6940 I think you take life too heavily. 1.1450 0.03448 131 114 15 2
6941 I see your meet up in Nazareth didn't go so well. You said her name was Fanny? 1.1450 0.03614 131 115 13 3
6942 I know you said you always enjoyed the weighted aprons at the dentist's office,but I think this is taking it a little too far. 1.1450 0.03448 131 114 15 2
6943 "So what? It's not good enough, just taking a load off your feet." 1.1449 0.03496 138 121 14 3
6944 This will surely get did of your potbelly: fight weight with weight 1.1449 0.03341 138 120 16 2
6945 Yeah. Getting to the 16 hour Keto fast sucks. 1.1449 0.03644 138 122 12 4
6946 How many more of these sessions before you prescribe me xanax? 1.1449 0.03644 138 122 12 4
6947 I am not taking it off you until you promise you are going to use a different razor blade. 1.1449 0.03496 138 121 14 3
6948 I just feel crushed by this new-wave feminism. 1.1449 0.03179 138 119 18 1
6949 Is this helping you get that weight off your chest we've discussed? 1.1449 0.03496 138 121 14 3
6950 Honey I would love to share my feelings. You want to try the chair? 1.1449 0.03496 138 121 14 3
6951 Obviously, it's time for group therapy. 1.1448 0.03387 145 127 15 3
6952 Tell me more about this wanton destruction. 1.1448 0.03243 145 126 17 2
6953 Speaking as a psychiatrist, it must feel like a big weight got lifted on to you, doesn't it? 1.1448 0.03243 145 126 17 2
6954 The body builder could lift it...Thought I might try it. 1.1441 0.03666 118 103 13 2
6955 Have you been waiting very long? 1.1441 0.03462 118 102 15 1
6956 Count to ten, and tell me what you're feeling. 1.1440 0.03351 125 108 16 1
6957 This should help disperse the weight on your shoulders. 1.1440 0.03886 125 111 10 4
6958 So, Mr. Schmidt, this problem, this weight, do you feel it is exogenous or self-inflicted? 1.1440 0.03539 125 109 14 2
6959 Doc, my wife contends that, otherwise, I’m eternally curled up on the couch watching CNN. 1.1440 0.03351 125 108 16 1
6960 I feel oppressed. 1.1439 0.03588 132 116 13 3
6961 I only ask to be normal and have the weight on my shoulders. 1.1439 0.03250 132 114 17 1
6962 I can’t put my finger on it but there is something heavy laying on my heart. 1.1439 0.03250 132 114 17 1
6963 There 1.1439 0.03588 132 116 13 3
6964 Maybe it would feel better on a lamp. 1.1439 0.03746 132 117 11 4
6965 Sometimes not having weight on your shoulders is worst. 1.1439 0.03423 132 115 15 2
6966 Todd, I told you last week to speak FIGURATIVELY about the weight you feel you are carrying, not LITERALLY. 1.1439 0.03318 139 121 16 2
6967 So, how is this supposed to help me? 1.1439 0.03318 139 121 16 2
6968 I can’t seem to get this weight off my shoulders. 1.1439 0.03472 139 122 14 3
6969 No, We are an offshoot of Weight Watchers 1.1439 0.03318 139 121 16 2
6970 The weight has never been heavier. 1.1439 0.03472 139 122 14 3
6971 I don’t think a greater weight on my chest is really helping 1.1439 0.03472 139 122 14 3
6972 I don't know how to describe what the pressure feels like on my chest! 1.1438 0.03072 146 126 19 1
6973 If that's is troubling you,you can start by loosing some weight. 1.1438 0.03366 146 128 15 3
6974 Mr. Grand, You must come to grips with these pressing issues to progress. 1.1438 0.03072 146 126 19 1
6975 Progress, trhat's a weight off your back. 1.1438 0.03222 146 127 17 2
6976 I prefer this to coolsculpting. 1.1438 0.03072 146 126 19 1
6977 Monty Python wants their weight back. 1.1438 0.03134 153 133 18 2
6978 Did I mention a great weight has been lifted from my shoulders. 1.1429 0.03637 119 104 13 2
6979 When I said to make yourself comfortable, this wasn't what I imagined 1.1429 0.02968 140 120 20 0
6980 It’s like there’s this huge weight resting on my shoulders 1.1429 0.03296 140 122 16 2
6981 No, witch hunts always end this way! 1.1429 0.03719 133 118 11 4
6982 Yes, I did say that I didn't want you to put me on a pedestal. 1.1429 0.02774 175 151 23 1
6983 So, you got “Life without Parole” and you want to get a big weight off your chest? Sorry, it’s too heavy. 1.1429 0.03435 119 103 15 1
6984 I feel burdened by a great weight... 1.1429 0.03077 168 147 18 3
6985 You have a weighty issue, Mr. Johnson.... 1.1429 0.03689 126 111 12 3
6986 C'mon will you get up ...this session has been lasting for days. 1.1420 0.03060 169 148 18 3
6987 So, you say your bad at social queues? 1.1419 0.03096 155 135 18 2
6988 You were supposed to just get a Prince Albert. 1.1419 0.03096 155 135 18 2
6989 That 10-ton weight on you? It's all in your head. 1.1419 0.03228 155 136 16 3
6990 The weight on your shoulders has spread. 1.1419 0.03478 155 138 12 5
6991 Gee Honey I don't know, we had pasta last night. 1.1419 0.03458 148 131 13 4
6992 I see we've made progress from last week" "Yes, my shoulders feel great 1.1419 0.03034 148 128 19 1
6993 I'm so stressed out, I feel like I'm being crushed to death. 1.1418 0.03274 141 123 16 2
6994 What? So Now you prefer bar-bells! 1.1418 0.03116 141 122 18 1
6995 Wallace, I know your love your country and Halloween, but “the Great Seal” was a poor costume choice. 1.1418 0.03570 141 125 12 4
6996 Unconscious anxiety can cause shortness of breath. 1.1418 0.03426 141 124 14 3
6997 You're sure there's nothing you want to get off your chest?" "No Martha, not unless you have a fork lift." 1.1418 0.03426 141 124 14 3
6998 What you seem to be describing is a metaphysical panic attack. I'd prescribe exercise, but it appears you're already an avid cross-fitter. 1.1418 0.03375 134 117 15 2
6999 Its your persecution complex that makes you feel so mistreated. 1.1418 0.03025 134 115 19 0
7000 So, you hear voices saying that the onus is on you. 1.1418 0.03205 134 116 17 1
7001 So, my wife tells me you said she should get some things off her chest. 1.1418 0.03538 134 118 13 3
7002 You clearly feel great guilt about letting the cows out of the barn. 1.1418 0.03205 134 116 17 1
7003 Wait ,wait I've got this! 1.1417 0.03661 127 112 12 3
7004 I started having this heaviness on my chest when he rode down that escalator. 1.1417 0.03828 127 113 10 4
7005 Now count to 10 and then again to 20 1.1417 0.03302 127 110 16 1
7006 Breathe in...and out. You should feel like you're floating on air. 1.1417 0.03486 127 111 14 2
7007 Do you think you would feel less broken after this invisible weight is lifted? 1.1417 0.03661 127 112 12 3
7008 The advertisement said, 'Subject wanted: a weighty piece of performance art.' 1.1417 0.03409 120 104 15 1
7009 We can't wait any longer. 1.1410 0.03209 156 137 16 3
7010 Last week you said you had the weight of the world on your shoulders. What’s next week? 1.1409 0.03161 149 130 17 2
7011 Is my penis bothering you? 1.1408 0.03403 142 125 14 3
7012 If body image is really your main issue, that 'weight on your chest' may actually be of benefit to you. 1.1408 0.03403 142 125 14 3
7013 Therapist to patient: you have to experience the weight of the world before I can help remove it. 1.1407 0.03513 135 119 13 3
7014 You always want to engage in weightier conversation. Go ahead, talk. 1.1407 0.03004 135 116 19 0
7015 And just how do you feel about this weighty issue? 1.1407 0.03352 135 118 15 2
7016 You told me to keep the tuna casserole down” 1.1407 0.03352 135 118 15 2
7017 I told you the weight wouldn’t be too long. Fits perfect. 1.1407 0.03513 135 119 13 3
7018 Just relax, my rate is 500 per hour 1.1407 0.03004 135 116 19 0
7019 You have a lot of mental weight to lose. Sorry, I have to charge you per pound. 1.1407 0.03957 135 122 7 6
7020 Due to work I have a lot riding on my back, but now it feel it all over my body. 1.1407 0.03352 135 118 15 2
7021 Mr. Johnson, if you could please stop referring to the, "weight of the world is resting on your shoulders", it would be helpful, maybe then we could find some resolutions to your problems"! 1.1406 0.03634 128 113 12 3
7022 Think of it as your weight. 1.1406 0.03278 128 111 16 1
7023 I ran out of anvils 1.1406 0.03278 128 111 16 1
7024 Do you sometimes feel as though you have a weight on your chest? 1.1406 0.03278 128 111 16 1
7025 Following this first meeting I can estimate the time it will take to remove the weight from your shoulders, but it will take at least a dozen or so sessions before I can estimate the time it will take to remove it from your entire body. 1.1405 0.03382 121 105 15 1
7026 As to your depression, how long have you been experiencing this heavy weight? 1.1405 0.03946 121 108 9 4
7027 You were telling me last week you had some weight on your shoulders 1.1405 0.03382 121 105 15 1
7028 I got promoted from busboy to a weighter and since then life hasn't been the same 1.1402 0.04082 107 95 9 3
7029 So, Mr President when did you start to feel the weight of the World? 1.1401 0.03059 157 137 18 2
7030 You're wrong. I don't feel like I have the weight of the world on my shoulders. 1.1401 0.02922 157 136 20 1
7031 How in hell am I gonna get outta this office! 1.1400 0.03281 150 132 15 3
7032 He was starting to have second thoughts about the ton-o-bricks slimming scheme. 1.1400 0.03142 150 131 17 2
7033 So what's the WOD today? 1.1397 0.03329 136 119 15 2
7034 Have you given any more thought to having laparoscopic surgery? 1.1397 0.03329 136 119 15 2
7035 I’m afraid my expertise is not with this type of underweight issue. 1.1397 0.03329 136 119 15 2
7036 You *can* get out from under this, if you finally address the elephant in the room. 1.1397 0.03161 136 118 17 1
7037 In our last session, you'd resolved to take a load off Fanny ... 1.1397 0.03489 136 120 13 3
7038 I am a Patriot fan. 1.1397 0.03329 136 119 15 2
7039 Thinking about all my responsibilities like... 1.1395 0.03435 129 113 14 2
7040 Giles Corey always said more weight. Well look where that got me... 1.1395 0.03254 129 112 16 1
7041 That's just your mind's pound of flesh; ignore it. 1.1395 0.03607 129 114 12 3
7042 I promised results as a weight loss expert. 1.1395 0.03435 129 113 14 2
7043 I know it's not ethical, but you're my crush... 1.1395 0.03772 129 115 10 4
7044 But you always said you wanted peace and quiet. 1.1395 0.03435 129 113 14 2
7045 Maybe we should have worked on your belief in the rapture before getting you to value living. 1.1393 0.03553 122 107 13 2
7046 Who said women's arguments carry no weight? Michele Martin mtguardian@ yahoo.com 1.1393 0.03553 122 107 13 2
7047 You need to stop reading "clickbait" weight loss articles you find on the Internet" 1.1391 0.03469 115 100 14 1
7048 We meet every Tuesday, but the weight's still not off my shoulders 1.1391 0.03122 151 132 17 2
7049 That must feel better than having it on your shoulders! 1.1389 0.03826 108 95 11 2
7050 Sorry. My name is Jenny Craik. 1.1389 0.03500 144 128 12 4
7051 Well you don’t have to go home but you can’t stay here- I’ve got another patient waiting. 1.1389 0.03210 144 126 16 2
7052 We can lift the weight from your psyche, but we can't lift the kettlebell. 1.1389 0.03210 144 126 16 2
7053 So.....do I still have to pay you? It doesn't seem to be working Doc. 1.1387 0.03465 137 121 13 3
7054 You really don't have a ton of bricks holding you down. 1.1387 0.02964 137 118 19 0
7055 I think relationship with you is too much heavier than I thought 1.1387 0.03616 137 122 11 4
7056 It might seem strange but this is a great ab workout! 1.1385 0.03231 130 113 16 1
7057 I used to only carry the weight on my shoulders.. 1.1385 0.03411 130 114 14 2
7058 Now, we've gotta get through this. When did you first notice the feelings of guilt? 1.1382 0.03103 152 133 17 2
7059 Well, it does work for 'Chicken-under-a-Brick'! 1.1379 0.03336 145 128 14 3
7060 Cabin fever? 1.1379 0.03336 145 128 14 3
7061 I don't feel the weight lifting off my shoulders. 1.1379 0.03036 145 126 18 1
7062 Another day older and you've seen my bill. 1.1379 0.03190 145 127 16 2
7063 For some reason I feel heavy 1.1377 0.03118 138 120 17 1
7064 Now repeat after me, light as a feather stiff as a board. 1.1376 0.03562 109 95 13 1
7065 Now the pain will go away, right? 1.1375 0.02871 160 139 20 1
7066 Now you are going nowhere until we are done with the session! 1.1374 0.03208 131 114 16 1
7067 That should stop you from flying. Now, tell me what' brings you here. 1.1374 0.03019 131 113 18 0
7068 Tell me what's REALLY weighing you down. Childhood trauma, perhaps? Or could it be the realization that you're merely existing in life, not really LIVING; no clear purpose or sense of direction. 1.1374 0.03019 131 113 18 0
7069 life on mars made me think this could work 1.1374 0.03386 131 115 14 2
7070 No Diane, I do not find this kinky. Truth be told, it’s just plain stupid 1.1373 0.03220 153 135 15 3
7071 Therapist: "Now let's examine your relationship with your mother." Oedipus: "More Weight." 1.1373 0.03084 153 134 17 2
7072 Doctor Wood, I always feel like something is under me. 1.1371 0.03499 124 109 13 2
7073 Todd, you just seem lighter this week. Should we schedule another session? 1.1371 0.03499 124 109 13 2
7074 „Simply regard it as a lovely accessory that accentuates your eyes.“ 1.1371 0.03681 124 110 11 3
7075 Diamonds are made under pressure, right? I should definitely feel a change any day now. 1.1370 0.03315 146 129 14 3
7076 Sir, I think you may be jumping to conclusions. It is highly inconceivable that your crazy, jealous and obviously Latin girlfriend dropped a large construction material on your barely descended genitals to usher in world peace and societal ascension. 1.1367 0.03261 139 122 15 2
7077 I feel like a great weight has been drop on me, not only my shoulders but on my entire body. 1.1367 0.03261 139 122 15 2
7078 Why don't you find that your parents divorce has anything to do with this? 1.1367 0.03567 139 124 11 4
7079 Maybe you should try the bariatric clinic 1.1367 0.02924 139 120 19 0
7080 Freedom of speech? That is some motherfucking bullshit you say the wrong thing they’ll lock up your ass real quick. 1.1367 0.03567 139 124 11 4
7081 I feel as if a weight has been lifted... about half an inch. 1.1367 0.03417 139 123 13 3
7082 Method acting 1.1364 0.03530 132 117 12 3
7083 I’m really liking this role reversal therapy. 1.1364 0.03185 132 115 16 1
7084 ~At least carry the weight of the world on your shoulders so you can breathe!~ 1.1364 0.03844 132 119 8 5
7085 It may take a couple of sessions to lift the weight 1.1364 0.03185 132 115 16 1
7086 I 'll keep the pressure on until you tell me about your missing sex life! Also, my crane operator went home sick. 1.1361 0.02997 147 128 18 1
7087 Nuff said.... 1.1361 0.03149 147 129 16 2
7088 Woman accused of killing husband by asking him to "hold" a weight-shaped "shopping bag" 1.1360 0.03653 125 111 11 3
7089 Well, it’s netter than having an anvil fall on your head. 1.1357 0.03077 140 122 17 1
7090 Is Monty Python weighing your sarcasm down again? 1.1357 0.03077 140 122 17 1
7091 Feeling weighed down 1.1355 0.02906 155 135 19 1
7092 This is still just the fifteen dollar co-pay? 1.1355 0.02906 155 135 19 1
7093 Now that you have just explained the reasons that led my wife to infidelity, I feel a weight hs been lifted from my shoulers. Burke Leon 413 Purdy Ave. Placentia , Ca blautoenterprises@gmail.com 1.1355 0.03047 155 136 17 2
7094 Our Bottom-Up Approach Seems To Be Working ... 1.1355 0.03181 155 137 15 3
7095 I don't think this is good for your inferiority complex. 1.1353 0.03338 133 117 14 2
7096 So, I see you didn't take my advice about those penis enlargement pills. 1.1353 0.03505 133 118 12 3
7097 Do you feel the unease anywhere in your body? 1.1353 0.03338 133 117 14 2
7098 Tell me more about feeling like a weighted blanket. 1.1353 0.03338 133 117 14 2
7099 Paradoxical Psychoanalysis: Finding freedom by listening to the analyst free associate. 1.1353 0.03163 133 116 16 1
7100 You might feel a weight shifting off your shoulders." Alexander Geyer, Pelham, N.Y 1.1351 0.03502 111 97 13 1
7101 Sorry - What I meant to say was I feel like a million bucks. 1.1349 0.03797 126 113 9 4
7102 Good thing there wasn't something you wanted off your mind. We recently repainted. 1.1348 0.03372 141 125 13 3
7103 OK, so she was a gypsy woman, and...? You've got to get it off your chest! 1.1348 0.03218 141 124 15 2
7104 And YOU made fun of my 'Belly Buster Belt' I was wearing for months! 1.1348 0.03372 141 125 13 3
7105 It's supposed to take ten pounds off of you. 1.1348 0.03519 141 126 11 4
7106 Thanks for taking that weight off my chest! 1.1348 0.03218 141 124 15 2
7107 Now that I have your attention.....I can relax, gather my thoughts, and begin in a little while. 1.1348 0.03056 141 123 17 1
7108 Where's the beef 1.1346 0.03413 156 140 11 5
7109 The bell is a a reminder Herb, that you need to get rid of the belly. 1.1345 0.03565 119 105 12 2
7110 Always with the 100% cotton. 1.1345 0.03760 119 106 10 3
7111 How does it feel to have 3,000 lbs. of concrete on your body? 1.1345 0.03360 119 104 14 1
7112 Every feel like you’ve got a ton just weighing you down ? 1.1345 0.03760 119 106 10 3
7113 I didn't know Freud was a strict Tutankhamunologist... 1.1345 0.03140 119 103 16 0
7114 You're not Atlas! 1.1343 0.03480 134 119 12 3
7115 Let's mail it back, we need it couple sizes larger 1.1343 0.03315 134 118 14 2
7116 Tell me more about your Flat Stanley stage of development. 1.1343 0.03315 134 118 14 2
7117 When you leave, petty worries will no longer weigh you down. 1.1343 0.03315 134 118 14 2
7118 Try to imagine feeling empowered enough to modify your review of the fitness app. 1.1342 0.03388 149 133 12 4
7119 Well yes, I suppose video-therapy is an option. 1.1339 0.03421 127 112 13 2
7120 I’m pretty sure ‘block’ as a verb. 1.1339 0.03421 127 112 13 2
7121 What's the source of your stress? We can't ignore the concrete block that weighs as much as an elephant in the room. 1.1338 0.03349 142 126 13 3
7122 If you like my therapy services, do nothing. If you have a complaint, just ring the bell. 1.1338 0.02867 142 123 19 0
7123 Doc, are you sure this is the best gravity blanket? 1.1338 0.03197 142 125 15 2
7124 Frankly Arnold, I didn’t find your description last week to be quite so literal. 1.1338 0.03197 142 125 15 2
7125 You need to stand for yourself. 1.1338 0.03197 142 125 15 2
7126 Explain this as an Oedipus complex. 1.1338 0.03036 142 124 17 1
7127 Now you know why you must wear the Steel Jockstrap. 1.1338 0.03143 157 139 15 3
7128 Have you heard of the Salem Witch Trials? 1.1333 0.03367 150 134 12 4
7129 Your profession weighs on you? 1.1333 0.03119 135 118 16 1
7130 Take a deep breath when you feel weighted down. 1.1329 0.03175 143 126 15 2
7131 You're lucky you are still alive. Most men who never clean up their mess have gone to Hoarder's Heaven 1.1329 0.03175 143 126 15 2
7132 Why am I always feeling like I'm carrying such a heavy load. 1.1328 0.03011 128 111 17 0
7133 Sorry the elevator is still out of order. 1.1328 0.03572 128 114 11 3
7134 I said, “”I only take cash for sessions”. Is there someone I can call? 1.1328 0.03011 128 111 17 0
7135 Please, this isn’t Salem. 1.1327 0.03876 113 101 9 3
7136 There’s quite a bit of weight on his shoulders 1.1325 0.03211 151 134 14 3
7137 We'll take a break for lunch at noon. 1.1324 0.03098 136 119 16 1
7138 Now I want us to try talking about your Giles Corey Complex.” 1.1324 0.02917 136 118 18 0
7139 There's no drama or red flag to break the monotony. 1.1324 0.03269 136 120 14 2
7140 Is this what it means to give someone shade? 1.1324 0.02917 136 118 18 0
7141 We call this the Milanese Method. 1.1324 0.03269 136 120 14 2
7142 I told you all that weight lifting wasn't good for you. 1.1324 0.03269 136 120 14 2
7143 It's hard for many people to get out of the house sometimes. 1.1322 0.03308 121 106 14 1
7144 I have this feeling that a very heavy weight is crushing my chest. 1.1322 0.03510 121 107 12 2
7145 I told you that I bought a extra firm mattress, why don't you believe me" 1.1322 0.03701 121 108 10 3
7146 In my opinion, you seem to be suffering from a fixation with the Music From Big Pink album. 1.1322 0.03510 121 107 12 2
7147 Let's dialog about this. 1.1319 0.02997 144 126 17 1
7148 I explicitly recalling the doctor telling you to elevate the head of the bed, not the head on the bed. 1.1319 0.02997 144 126 17 1
7149 When your physical therapist told you to lie flat as a pancake I don't believe he meant that way." 1.1318 0.03186 129 113 15 1
7150 Do not jump to any conclusions. 1.1318 0.03371 129 114 13 2
7151 Undoubtedly, it’s the “Giles Corey” syndrome. 1.1318 0.03371 129 114 13 2
7152 I know leaving your wife is crushing you soul. 1.1316 0.03180 114 99 15 0
7153 Your whole fixation on stomach flattening is weighing heavy on things beyond. 1.1316 0.03191 152 135 14 3
7154 By placing a greater weight on your chest, I'm allowing you to better focus on my art deco ceiling fan. 1.1314 0.03246 137 121 14 2
7155 I still don't see the weight rising... 1.1314 0.03408 137 122 12 3
7156 More Weight 1.1314 0.03246 137 121 14 2
7157 Metaphor, my ads! 1.1314 0.03246 137 121 14 2
7158 That is a weighty issue but sorry no refunds 1.1314 0.03246 137 121 14 2
7159 I just don't get it.. it feels like a weight that just can't be lifted off my shoulders 1.1314 0.03077 137 120 16 1
7160 I can see Carol Burnette in the reflection. 1.1313 0.02957 160 141 17 2
7161 That's taking your metronome fetish a bit too seriously ! 1.1311 0.03852 122 110 8 4
7162 Are you sure this 'Sigmund Freight' guy knows what he's talking about? 1.1311 0.03282 122 107 14 1
7163 Gush, what will I do with a flattened husband?! 1.1310 0.02977 145 127 17 1
7164 Well, that's one weight off your shoulders. 1.1310 0.03134 145 128 15 2
7165 Your marital don't feel so pressing now, do they? 1.1308 0.03520 130 116 11 3
7166 I thought you said “together we will free you from the pain that weighs you down”, not suffocate me with it! 1.1308 0.03346 130 115 13 2
7167 Ok, will you stop complaining once and for all ! 1.1308 0.03163 130 114 15 1
7168 And tell me, Mr. Granke, how long have you had this feeling that you must bide your time? 1.1308 0.02968 130 113 17 0
7169 ...it’s this new religion I’m trying, they told me I have to weight until marriage. 1.1308 0.03163 130 114 15 1
7170 Well, that news was a lot of weight off my chest, how about you? 1.1307 0.03171 153 136 14 3
7171 Are you sure you feel like you are carrying the weight of the world on your shoulders? 1.1304 0.03056 138 121 16 1
7172 I still have some issues, but when my wife left, I just felt like half the weight I had been carrying was lifted. 1.1304 0.03537 138 124 10 4
7173 The ad said to do this twice a day and I'll get lots thinner! 1.1304 0.03224 138 122 14 2
7174 This feels like something that should be on Twitter 1.1301 0.02958 146 128 17 1
7175 Just pretend you're being entombed in a pyramid. 1.1301 0.02958 146 128 17 1
7176 Well, it's been fun talking to you, but I should probably be heading home now 1.1301 0.03257 123 108 14 1
7177 I get it. You feel depressed. Blah, blah, blah. 1.1301 0.03822 123 111 8 4
7178 So tell me more about your new friends down at Luigi's 1.1301 0.03456 123 109 12 2
7179 My debt is literally crushing me. 1.1299 0.03014 154 136 16 2
7180 Ever since that Warner Brother moved in upstairs we have been getting anvils from Amazon. 1.1298 0.02947 131 114 17 0
7181 Psychoanalysis - a weight off my mind, that's the least of my problems. 1.1298 0.03322 131 116 13 2
7182 You are a shrink right? Please help, I've already tried weight watchers to no avail. 1.1298 0.03494 131 117 11 3
7183 Let's try another couch press ! 1.1295 0.03202 139 123 14 2
7184 Remember, keep on top of current trends. 1.1295 0.03202 139 123 14 2
7185 Tell me how ya feels now that the Monkey is off ya back? 1.1293 0.03360 116 102 13 1
7186 And how long has lifting weights felt like a ton of bricks on your chest? 1.1293 0.03094 147 130 15 2
7187 Well thanks Bob, that's a real weight of MY mind! 1.1293 0.03094 147 130 15 2
7188 So, do you think it could be my heart? 1.1290 0.02996 155 137 16 2
7189 Could you repeat that?..... Did you say; " You dreamed you were fishing alone.....or that you felt like the only minnow in the sea..." 1.1290 0.03615 124 111 10 3
7190 Yes, it does look good on you, and I understand the pressure to conform to the latest in men's clothing styles, but this really isn't you. 1.1290 0.03615 124 111 10 3
7191 Payment is expected when services are rendered. 1.1288 0.03118 132 116 15 1
7192 And now, What was the opening scene of 'Hamlet'? 1.1284 0.03494 148 134 9 5
7193 Procrustes will have a fit! 1.1282 0.02977 156 138 16 2
7194 Odd. You're the one who thought there wouldn't be any weight at all. 1.1282 0.03104 117 102 15 0
7195 That weight will be lifted when you channel your inner child. 1.1282 0.03104 117 102 15 0
7196 This thing has been bothering me so much, I just don't know what to do and my parents wont help me, I know that im 34 years old but. I still don't know how to breathe. 1.1282 0.03113 156 139 14 3
7197 Mr. Pesado, please talk to me so we can get the weight off your chest. 1.1280 0.03208 125 110 14 1
7198 Right. You feel the failure of your pressure suit weighs heavily upon your soul... 1.1278 0.03275 133 118 13 2
7199 True, they never tell you what the doctor has to do when you call after four hours. 1.1278 0.03444 133 119 11 3
7200 Now I am sure where you are. 1.1278 0.03275 133 118 13 2
7201 You're condemned anyway, so chill out. 1.1278 0.03275 133 118 13 2
7202 I appreciate your help Doctor. It feels like a huge weight is being taken off my shoulders... and my chest... and my legs. 1.1278 0.03096 133 117 15 1
7203 Building my personal brand is just so rewarding. 1.1277 0.03316 141 126 12 3
7204 The trouble is, it's no longer weighing on my shoulders. 1.1277 0.03465 141 127 10 4
7205 Who the heck needs a chiropractor! It's all in my head anyway 1.1277 0.02820 141 123 18 0
7206 How do I move it to my shoulders? 1.1275 0.02902 149 131 17 1
7207 I told you it would be three times bigger than a gold one. 1.1275 0.03338 149 134 11 4
7208 Is this week going to be infrastructure week? 1.1275 0.03055 149 132 15 2
7209 I was rewatching "2001: A Space Odyssey" the other day and was amazed how accurately they portrayed the earth in it. 1.1271 0.03306 118 104 13 1
7210 Oprah has really taken Weight Watchers in a new direction. 1.1270 0.03184 126 111 14 1
7211 Sorry - That's way too heavy for me to help lift. 1.1270 0.03378 126 112 12 2
7212 Well Mr. Gladstone, I'm glad you agreed not to weigh Me down with all of your problems. 1.1269 0.03074 134 118 15 1
7213 Tell me, how does the weight on your shoulders feel like? – Heavy. 1.1269 0.03252 134 119 13 2
7214 Doctor, help me get this wieght off my chest. 1.1269 0.02886 134 117 17 0
7215 So, you’re telling me that your parents are weightlifters? 1.1269 0.03074 134 118 15 1
7216 Harry, you've always complained about the weight of the world is on you and now it has happened 1.1268 0.03138 142 126 14 2
7217 We don’’t go out anymore. Have you gained weight. 1.1268 0.02802 142 124 18 0
7218 I feel like the weight has been lifted off my chest and has now been displaced over the length of my body. 1.1266 0.03076 158 141 14 3
7219 Yes, I understand this is weighing situation. But, still you have to think positively. 1.1261 0.03280 119 105 13 1
7220 Pavarotti used a marble board to improve his lungs expansion. What are you attempting at improving?... DON DOMENICO dondomenicofirst@gmail.com 1.1261 0.03280 119 105 13 1
7221 I just feel a really heavy weight on my conscience... and my body. 1.1260 0.03352 127 113 12 2
7222 You never should've said you wanted to take on the weight of the world. 1.1260 0.02956 127 111 16 0
7223 Now imagine that weight, but inside my head. 1.1259 0.03053 135 119 15 1
7224 okay, i want you to put this massive, literal encumbrance over your dick anytime you have even the slightest interest in consuming or otherwise normalizing stepfamily porn, you disgusting piece of shit 1.1259 0.03707 135 123 7 5
7225 I guess that diet I had in mind won't help you. 1.1259 0.03053 135 119 15 1
7226 I’m here to help you learn to stop laying such a heavy weight on yourself. 1.1259 0.03053 135 119 15 1
7227 So you say you have been weighted down with guilt? 1.1259 0.03229 135 120 13 2
7228 The only thing that's gone flat is your affect. 1.1259 0.03272 143 128 12 3
7229 Congratulations, this is what growth looks like. 1.1259 0.02955 143 126 16 1
7230 Are you still feeling a void in you? 1.1259 0.02784 143 125 18 0
7231 This must be the he weighting room 1.1259 0.03117 143 127 14 2
7232 Doesn't look like you will be trying another treatment plan after all. 1.1258 0.02866 151 133 17 1
7233 Your feeling of oppression can only mean that you are projecting the image of your hyper-controlling mother on me. 1.1258 0.03016 151 134 15 2
7234 Burden-sharing “I’ll adjust my own lamp.” 1.1250 0.02691 152 133 19 0
7235 Harold, aren't you taking this COPD audition too far? 1.1250 0.03097 144 128 14 2
7236 No more sex Harry until you get rid of that pot-belly. 1.1250 0.03530 136 123 9 4
7237 when did you start being so literall about your feelings? 1.1250 0.03137 128 113 14 1
7238 It’s the same dilemma every March doc. Should I pick a long shot or just go for Duke and be done with it? 1.1250 0.03137 128 113 14 1
7239 It’s his way to reduce his I beer-belly 1.1250 0.03137 128 113 14 1
7240 Keeping it all in can result in feelings of guilt." Yea, I think I know what you mean. 1.1250 0.03137 128 113 14 1
7241 stop this I meant it when i said you were cured 1.1250 0.03137 128 113 14 1
7242 41-21 Patriots. Bet the over. 1.1250 0.02936 144 127 16 1
7243 Next time just scroll up instead of shutting down. 1.1250 0.03137 128 113 14 1
7244 Really, it's just 3" of snow. 1.1242 0.02890 161 143 16 2
7245 I see. —Blink blink.— Blinkity-blink blink. 1.1242 0.03021 161 144 14 3
7246 Your extra Colliicur life is over 1.1242 0.02831 153 135 17 1
7247 Drastic cases call for drastic exercise therapy. 1.1242 0.02831 153 135 17 1
7248 It’s clear to me that you are weighed down your guilty conscience. 1.1242 0.02979 153 136 15 2
7249 Now tell me more about your wife's inability to cook your steak the way you like it. 1.1241 0.02917 145 128 16 1
7250 And what was wrong with the ordinary strength ginseng? 1.1241 0.03184 137 122 13 2
7251 Vito just called - your personal shutdown won't be ending. 1.1241 0.03184 137 122 13 2
7252 How do you feel about the weight? 1.1241 0.03184 137 122 13 2
7253 Stone finally unloads all! 1.1241 0.03348 137 123 11 3
7254 You can't keep letting your fears weigh you down in life" 1.1240 0.02913 129 113 16 0
7255 Yes, it was developed by Pavlov. 1.1240 0.03436 121 108 11 2
7256 Let’s focus on the flip side, I shall be released. 1.1240 0.03229 121 107 13 1
7257 Are you practicing for an audition for the Monty Python program, or what? 1.1235 0.02873 162 144 16 2
7258 well, you did choose to leave that giant planet 1.1232 0.03325 138 124 11 3
7259 Take the stairs when your hour is up. It appears the elevator threw another counterweight. 1.1232 0.02808 138 121 17 0
7260 It's a living! 1.1232 0.02990 138 122 15 1
7261 I told you to "wait" in the "waiting" room. Now try to sit and take a load off. 1.1232 0.02808 138 121 17 0
7262 If I were not a Christian I would think it’s a ton of steel, but, oh God, I'm sure the weight I feel on top of me is the ghilt, just the guilt. 1.1231 0.03456 130 117 10 3
7263 Look, nothing's going to happen for you until you lose the shade. 1.1230 0.03409 122 109 11 2
7264 I said Wait a minute. 1.1230 0.03786 122 111 7 4
7265 Have you consulted with a specialist about your breathing difficulties? 1.1226 0.03471 106 94 11 1
7266 You know Jenny Craig is just $20 per month no comittment 1.1224 0.03187 147 132 12 3
7267 Tired? See. You said taking that grave shift job was no problem. 1.1224 0.02880 147 130 16 1
7268 Try to think of it as Bodywork 1.1224 0.03037 147 131 14 2
7269 Hey, I'm carrying a great weight myself. 1.1224 0.02880 147 130 16 1
7270 Do you feel like you’ve got a big weight on your chest? 1.1223 0.03604 139 127 7 5
7271 You always have to overdo...you carry the weight of the world on your shoulders! 1.1223 0.02789 139 122 17 0
7272 As if the weight of the world wasn't enough, now you've got the weight of Trumpworld on you too. 1.1223 0.03141 139 124 13 2
7273 You know, doc, I've had it with these long weight times! 1.1221 0.03431 131 118 10 3
7274 At first I thought two weeks in France and a week in Jamaica, then I realized it's better if it's one week in France and a week in Alaska, oh wait or how about... Wait, what do you think, Nate? 1.1221 0.03070 131 116 14 1
7275 You and your issues. I've been on a yo-yo diet for years. 1.1221 0.02872 131 115 16 0
7276 So, are you trying to tell me not to iron creases in your pants? 1.1217 0.03062 115 101 14 0
7277 I apologize, it’s a very heavy chandelier. 1.1217 0.03736 115 104 8 3
7278 Yes, I can see you have a weight on your chest! Everybody has problems and learns to carry their burdens. You need to learn to live with it... 1.1216 0.02861 148 131 16 1
7279 You're talking about your brother,so.... 1.1216 0.03018 148 132 14 2
7280 Remember to breathe..."__Mia Birchfield Shellabarger, Goleta C 1.1212 0.02852 132 116 16 0
7281 it relieves all the weight on his shouldres 1.1212 0.03048 132 117 14 1
7282 Maybe now she'll give me the extra ten minutes. 1.1212 0.03232 132 118 12 2
7283 Maybe a vacation would help get the weight off your chest. 1.1212 0.03232 132 118 12 2
7284 I’m sorry I said I was “better”; I really had felt like a weight had been lifted off my chest...maybe we could just get coffee instead? 1.1210 0.03155 124 110 13 1
7285 Thought the weight of the world measured in gold! 1.1210 0.02940 124 109 15 0
7286 I'm sure THIS blanket will work. 1.1208 0.02998 149 133 14 2
7287 Tell me again how you got in trouble because you felt light headed!! 1.1208 0.03146 149 134 12 3
7288 Doctor, I can't wait to get this weight off my shoulders. Where should I start? 1.1208 0.02998 149 133 14 2
7289 All good things come to those who wait.... 1.1207 0.03275 116 103 12 1
7290 Inventor Stanley Jones, seen here showing his patent attorney the prototype of his new invention,"the weighted blanket". 1.1203 0.03209 133 119 12 2
7291 TOOK ONE BLUE PILL AND NOW "911" ON SPEED DIAL 1.1203 0.03382 133 120 10 3
7292 This technique has improved my spatchcock chicken dramatically so . . . 1.1200 0.03331 125 112 11 2
7293 I think your giant prop weight might be crushing the monkey you duct-taped to your back. 1.1200 0.03520 125 113 9 3
7294 The Investment Committee shall meet no less than ten (20) days before the closing of a transaction. 1.1200 0.02979 150 134 14 2
7295 Richard, I do believe you are fully capable of getting a handle on the situation at hand. 1.1200 0.02662 150 132 18 0
7296 Simultaneous MRI and analysis -- I'm a multitasker 1.1197 0.03078 142 127 13 2
7297 I think you’re putting too much pressure on yourself. So what if he isn’t yours?” 1.1197 0.03013 117 103 14 0
7298 Is it still snowing out there? 1.1195 0.03137 159 144 11 4
7299 The weight of this should be getting to you by now 1.1194 0.03005 134 119 14 1
7300 Keeping you in the moment" therapy 1.1194 0.03005 134 119 14 1
7301 I'm reminded of the Beatles lyric, 'Boy your gonna carry that weight a ling time.' 1.1192 0.02646 151 133 18 0
7302 I think you are just a little underweight which would account for you feeling under pressure and your general flatness. 1.1190 0.02897 126 111 15 0
7303 You seem a bit wrinkled. 1.1189 0.03214 143 129 11 3
7304 . . .well, I'm glad you feel the weight has been lifted off your shoulders. . . 1.1189 0.03214 143 129 11 3
7305 They got tired of me chewing on the weighted blanket. 1.1186 0.03440 118 106 10 2
7306 Rachel. This won't bring our son back. 1.1186 0.03440 118 106 10 2
7307 It seems as if you have an oppressing weight limiting your life 1.1186 0.03223 118 105 12 1
7308 I agree, taking it out for supper would not be cool. 1.1185 0.03163 135 121 12 2
7309 Put that back, then we can get down to the real work. 1.1185 0.03334 135 122 10 3
7310 I feel like I'm bearing the weight of the world on more than just my shoulders... 1.1185 0.03334 135 122 10 3
7311 Mr. Clark, it seems reasonable to assume that the divorce didn't lift the weight you are feeling in your personal life. 1.1185 0.02792 135 119 16 0
7312 I told you this might happen. Python don't play. 1.1185 0.03496 135 123 8 4
7313 Advice. A vice. What's the difference really? 1.1184 0.02629 152 134 18 0
7314 I remember him being very strong. 1.1181 0.03466 127 115 9 3
7315 Your mother is good. 1.1181 0.03281 127 114 11 2
7316 Yet, we'll never know now if this is what Carl Kassel meant, will we? 1.1181 0.03466 127 115 9 3
7317 And this is just the weight of my municipality. 1.1181 0.02875 127 112 15 0
7318 How did you get uderneath that pier block? 1.1181 0.02873 144 128 15 1
7319 So it all started when I accidentally glued this huge cement block to my stomach… 1.1176 0.03413 119 107 10 2
7320 Oof he dead 1.1176 0.02773 153 136 16 1
7321 It will Iron -Out your difficulties! 1.1176 0.02963 136 121 14 1
7322 i told you the lamp shade was the wrong size! Lola Troy Fiur, NYC 1.1176 0.03197 119 106 12 1
7323 Think about something funny. I'm sure that the weight on your stomach will go away! 1.1176 0.02966 119 105 14 0
7324 I see you have a Jersey barrier as an obstacle in your in your life. 1.1172 0.03172 145 131 11 3
7325 I felt like you didn’t have enough problems as it is... now you look burdened 1.1172 0.02854 145 129 15 1
7326 Beth decided she was just going to stop fretting. She said to herself, "So what if my couch has no back?" 1.1172 0.03257 128 115 11 2
7327 Also, you will have to cut down on your beer consumption! 1.1172 0.03257 128 115 11 2
7328 Lately I have been feeling like I am carrying the weight of the world. 1.1171 0.03560 111 100 9 2
7329 Did you really need to bring that to tell me about being the commissioner of your fantasy football league? 1.1169 0.03048 154 139 12 3
7330 Sorry, I couldn't hear anything you told me. That huge stone doesn't stop distracting me. 1.1168 0.02754 137 121 16 0
7331 Pressure, what pressure? " , Responded Donald J. Trum 1.1168 0.02942 137 122 14 1
7332 I think it's important to see that you can both be right in thinking the way you do. 1.1168 0.02942 137 122 14 1
7333 - Is anything bothering you? - No, no... I'm fine. 1.1164 0.03298 146 133 9 4
7334 And then I decided to become the ultimate party guest ... 1.1163 0.03040 129 115 13 1
7335 There's no point in denying that the weight on your shoulders is from unresolved daddy issues." 1.1163 0.03233 129 116 11 2
7336 It's your burden big boy. If you can't shake it off that stance you're taking will end up being permanent. 1.1163 0.03040 129 115 13 1
7337 My cardiologist thinks I should have a cardiac cath. I just don't think I can get up for it. 1.1163 0.03040 129 115 13 1
7338 I'm an expert on emotional support weight 1.1161 0.02739 155 138 16 1
7339 Well, God, Can you create something so heavy you can't move it? 1.1159 0.02922 138 123 14 1
7340 Polling closes in three hours and then maybe we’ll talk freedom and equality Mister! Martin Greenough, Sheffield UK 1.1159 0.02922 138 123 14 1
7341 So you're saying that Karen is smothering you? 1.1159 0.03098 138 124 12 2
7342 This actually seems heavy. Do you think I have no chance to get on America's Got Talent 1.1159 0.03264 138 125 10 3
7343 I just had to get you on my couch. 1.1159 0.02922 138 123 14 1
7344 In my professionalisms opinion 1.1157 0.03147 121 108 12 1
7345 At least you dodged the raspberries. 1.1156 0.03131 147 133 11 3
7346 No worries, Mr. Jeremy Piven. No one has ever been harmed or killed by this breast reduction procedure. It's one hundred percent new! 1.1156 0.03131 147 133 11 3
7347 Now I lay you down to talk. 1.1154 0.02813 130 115 15 0
7348 I think I know why you are feeling heavy. 1.1154 0.03017 130 116 13 1
7349 My husband is not pyrros dimas 1.1154 0.03209 130 117 11 2
7350 I hope it doesn't weigh you up! 1.1154 0.03432 104 93 10 1
7351 I think you're on tsouris patrol. 1.1151 0.02902 139 124 14 1
7352 Is it? Is it an elephant? no I thought not. 1.1151 0.02717 139 123 16 0
7353 Of all the frusta in all the offices in all the the world, you had to wiggle your way under mine. 1.1151 0.02902 139 124 14 1
7354 Bruce Willis prepares for his role as Mr. Flatastick. 1.1149 0.02799 148 132 15 1
7355 You've put on a little weight, dear. Those pants make your butt look big. 1.1148 0.03332 122 110 10 2
7356 I knew you couldn't take it upon your self to lose some weight. 1.1148 0.03123 122 109 12 1
7357 Oh, you can be Giles Corey all you want; I'm still not going to Nantucket this year! 1.1145 0.03186 131 118 11 2
7358 Weight off her mind? 1.1145 0.03535 131 120 7 4
7359 That weight you feel is certainly due to unresolved conflicts. 1.1145 0.02996 131 117 13 1
7360 It's a nice breakup gift, since she knew i tried getting into shape 1.1145 0.03186 131 118 11 2
7361 Were is the second breathing exercise I told you to do . 1.1143 0.03056 140 126 12 2
7362 Your complaining has finally stopped. You were bald and fat but why not start with a toupee? You're definitely thinner. Take time to think over what I said. This takes a lot of weight off my shoulders. 1.1138 0.03307 123 111 10 2
7363 I knew you had a ton on your shoulds but.. 1.1136 0.02974 132 118 13 1
7364 I'm sorry--did you want cream or sugar with your order? 1.1133 0.02921 150 135 13 2
7365 You're on the right track. 1.1129 0.02854 124 110 14 0
7366 Let's start today's session by discussing what's troubling you the most. Just let go of that heavy, anxious weight on your chest. You'll feel much better, Mr. Trumpster. 1.1127 0.02663 142 126 16 0
7367 Can you be a little more original than saying that you feel like you're always carrying the weight of the world? 1.1127 0.03015 142 128 12 2
7368 Tell me again what Christopher Walken said in that video? 1.1126 0.02581 151 134 17 0
7369 You're strong enough. 1.1126 0.02747 151 135 15 1
7370 Typical Saturday Afternoon 1.1120 0.03051 125 112 12 1
7371 Presidential Understatement of the Century: "Don't mind the weight, we're a bit short staffed." 1.1119 0.02932 134 120 13 1
7372 * No one is talking. 1.1119 0.03118 134 121 11 2
7373 No, I've never felt like a plastic bag. 1.1119 0.02995 143 129 12 2
7374 Sometimes I feel like another victim of the recent wave of Witch Hunts 1.1119 0.03155 143 130 10 3
7375 This is as much fun as a heart attack. 1.1118 0.03172 152 139 9 4
7376 This is now way to prove your commitment to therapy 1.1118 0.02885 152 137 13 2
7377 The more you relax, the more I can increase your time under our state-of-the art Belly Flattener. 1.1111 0.03028 126 113 12 1
7378 The fitness guru said I should be able to lift as much as I weigh. So I am practicing. 1.1111 0.03013 153 139 11 3
7379 The body scan meditation just doesn't cut it this time. 1.1111 0.03269 135 123 9 3
7380 If it was the world neither of us would be here, I assure you. 1.1111 0.02811 126 112 14 0
7381 Phil, don't you thing bringing in the weight was a little much? 1.1111 0.03231 126 114 10 2
7382 I expect you come to see me so that I can lift that weight off your chest 1.1111 0.03160 117 105 11 1
7383 I dont think this diet you plan you set for yourself will work. This will only make ,snezz 1.1111 0.03028 126 113 12 1
7384 Gary, doesn’t it ring a bell? You need to start eating healthier! 1.1111 0.02811 126 112 14 0
7385 If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times- you will never shift that weight lying on your back” 1.1103 0.02788 145 130 14 1
7386 I would rather have this wheigth on my back 1.1103 0.02788 145 130 14 1
7387 Gordon, I'm just not giving in to your saying I'm a terrific weight on you. 1.1103 0.02955 145 131 12 2
7388 I'm sick and tired of hearing about work pressure. Try this on for comparison! 1.1103 0.02891 136 122 13 1
7389 i guess we have weighty issues to resolve 1.1103 0.02891 136 122 13 1
7390 So you want supervision for your Asthma simulator? 1.1102 0.03207 127 115 10 2
7391 The weight I lived from your friend was . . . more of a metaphor. 1.1102 0.02790 127 113 14 0
7392 # 1 : Great. Two women at once. # 2 : I did tell you my ex-wife is also a doctor? # 3 : Yes. In my professional opinion it's too late to change your last name to Schwarzenegger? # 4 : So I understand both your mother & your wife are still alive... 1.1102 0.03396 127 116 8 3
7393 Everyday doctor, I feel, another day older and deeper in debt" 1.1102 0.03006 127 114 12 1
7394 You have to just come clean and let it all out Phillip 1.1102 0.03567 118 108 7 3
7395 So, in a past life you were Giles Corey? And you still want more weight? 1.1097 0.02831 155 140 13 2
7396 I know, I know, sometimes one feels under pressure. [Ian Rintoul, Perth, Western Australia ianprintoul@yahoo.com.au] 1.1097 0.02831 155 140 13 2
7397 I'm here as an ex cabinet member to list Trumps reasons for the wall. 1.1096 0.03242 146 134 8 4
7398 COPD seems to be a large weight on your chest, doesn't it? 1.1095 0.02871 137 123 13 1
7399 It's a desensitizing technique to be better able to respond to what psychologists call "press." Mr. Groves, did you hear what I said ? 1.1095 0.03052 137 124 11 2
7400 Now stay still and all of your pain will go away. 1.1095 0.02871 137 123 13 1
7401 I'm feeling the pressure,but not too much 'cause it's distributed over a large surface area. 1.1094 0.02770 128 114 14 0
7402 Now you'll feel weighed down by the patriarchy 1.1094 0.03183 128 116 10 2
7403 Can’t you see that I’m busy? 1.1094 0.02983 128 115 12 1
7404 Is it kind of like that, or more in the shoulders? 1.1092 0.03734 119 110 5 4
7405 So this is your idea of a temple of dendur surprise date? 1.1088 0.02752 147 132 14 1
7406 Oh, mom! 1.1088 0.02578 147 131 16 0
7407 Ya know...other than that monstrosity over there...this ain't bad... 1.1088 0.02578 147 131 16 0
7408 The shoulders was bad enough. 1.1087 0.02851 138 124 13 1
7409 I didn't know you were being serious when you said you had a lot of weight on your shoulders. 1.1085 0.02749 129 115 14 0
7410 We will now start block lifting to put you in the proper frame of mind to begin to vocalize your stress. 1.1083 0.02849 120 107 13 0
7411 Have you considered witching gyms? 1.1081 0.02898 148 134 12 2
7412 Some of the heaviness your feeling my be about insisting on a female analyst post #metoo. 1.1081 0.02735 148 133 14 1
7413 I can't even with you, Gerald. 1.1079 0.02832 139 125 13 1
7414 Honey, its still hard, those damn scientist,are nuts... 1.1077 0.02940 130 117 12 1
7415 Honey, it seems they’ve invented something called leg warmers. Would you want me to get you a pair? 1.1074 0.03278 121 110 9 2
7416 That's not what I meant that you had a load on your mind. 1.1074 0.02827 121 108 13 0
7417 Do you ever feel as if you have the weight of the world on you? 1.1071 0.02812 140 126 13 1
7418 I read about thinking fast and slow and decided on slow. 1.1071 0.02623 140 125 15 0
7419 My pyramid will be done soon. 1.1069 0.02904 159 145 11 3
7420 Go ahead, light up my life...! 1.1069 0.03296 131 120 8 3
7421 Thank you for allowing me to be watch the Hallmark channel now. 1.1069 0.03113 131 119 10 2
7422 Opposite Day was yesterday. Actually take a load off. 1.1069 0.02918 131 118 12 1
7423 Seems like you've got a little bit of weight on your shoulders." "Yeah... just a little. 1.1067 0.02700 150 135 14 1
7424 Aversion therapy should take a real load off your spirits. 1.1066 0.03454 122 112 7 3
7425 Sometimes you just have to unplug. 1.1066 0.03037 122 110 11 1
7426 I understand how sleeping on the bed of nails helped you demonstrate the principles of pressure, but this is carrying it too far. 1.1064 0.02606 141 126 15 0
7427 Jerry, they’ll forget the no-call eventually. I recommend you refrain from traveling to Louisiana. 1.1064 0.02793 141 127 13 1
7428 My problems are a real weight on me. 1.1061 0.02897 132 119 12 1
7429 Any progress on the security 10,000-pound-weight? 1.1061 0.03090 132 120 10 2
7430 It seems a rather drastic way to lose weight! 1.1061 0.02690 132 118 14 0
7431 Smash ya diqq boi ahahaha heavy ass bloqq lmao 1.1057 0.03227 123 112 9 2
7432 Works better than 'Inversion Boots' to stretch your core. I've lost 4" around the waist in 4 hrs. John Kavanagh Naples, FL 1.1056 0.02775 142 128 13 1
7433 I told you that it would be too heavy for you! 1.1056 0.02949 142 129 11 2
7434 Yes! Weighty burdens ARE heavy lifts. 1.1049 0.02930 143 130 11 2
7435 Once past breeding age you are obsolete. Whatever it takes to keep you from falling apart. 1.1049 0.02756 143 129 13 1
7436 I came here to take the weight off ?! 1.1049 0.02756 143 129 13 1
7437 Take a deep breath, hold it 5 seconds. Repeat 30 times. Submitted by Erle C Donaldson of Wynnewood, Oklahoma. 1.1049 0.02930 143 130 11 2
7438 Please change the channel from the news to a comedy show. I feel like I'm totally immobilized and under tremendous pressure. 1.1048 0.02762 124 111 13 0
7439 Does this really help you lose weight? 1.1043 0.03354 115 105 8 2
7440 Doctor, are you sure this will cure my Rhytiphobia? 1.1042 0.02738 144 130 13 1
7441 You do not have the proper form for the dead weight lift! 1.1040 0.02967 125 113 11 1
7442 This isn't the spice-up I imagined. 1.1040 0.02967 125 113 11 1
7443 I am feeling you a bit lightminded today... 1.1040 0.03177 125 114 9 2
7444 Maybe you can use your current coping mechanisms to resolve this weighty problem! 1.1037 0.03025 135 123 10 2
7445 Turning over is a great way to get that weight off your shoulders, now in yoga try doing a Bridge. 1.1037 0.02634 135 121 14 0
7446 When I said, "Be more like a pancake," Ed, that isn't exactly what I had in mind. 1.1037 0.03370 135 125 6 4
7447 What’s the world record for chest lifting again? 1.1034 0.02891 145 132 11 2
7448 When did you exactly come up with The Apptentice? 1.1034 0.02720 145 131 13 1
7449 Of course, you'll never need air conditioning. 1.1032 0.03348 126 116 7 3
7450 Is Squishtorso right for you? I'm glad you asked. 1.1032 0.03153 126 115 9 2
7451 The weight of that anvil must really be weighing on you. 1.1029 0.02816 136 123 12 1
7452 And now, variations on a theme by Marciano. 1.1027 0.02702 146 132 13 1
7453 It's a Mc Pavlov. 1.1026 0.02902 156 143 10 3
7454 Now that we've gotten rid of that bag of rocks you've been carrying around for years, we should try some deep breathing exercises for relaxation. 1.1026 0.02755 156 142 12 2
7455 so tell me now, "you said that you would feel better when you do not have to carry all that weight (stress) around" 1.1024 0.03323 127 117 7 3
7456 You could play table tennis with that thing. 1.1024 0.02923 127 115 11 1
7457 Might as well look blue, too. 1.1022 0.03157 137 126 8 3
7458 Your measured response, Mr. Tippett? 1.1022 0.02796 137 124 12 1
7459 On the other hand, we do get $20 a month from Facebook . . . 1.1022 0.03157 137 126 8 3
7460 So, whats it like to have the weight of the world on your shoulders? 1.1022 0.02597 137 123 14 0
7461 Mr. Lake, if you can do it I’ll give it a whack. 1.1014 0.02667 148 134 13 1
7462 I feel like a heavy weight has fallen on me... Feelings are overrated 1.1007 0.03113 139 128 8 3
7463 Jeez, where to begin?....I have a literal fuck-tonne of problems ma'am. 1.1007 0.02941 139 127 10 2
7464 They told me it was a lamp shade because I was such a bright person. 1.1007 0.03113 139 128 8 3
7465 Thank you for being part of our ''Before/After" advertisement campaign. Sorry we couldn't find a better way to express the Before. 1.1000 0.02633 150 136 13 1
7466 Every time I close my eyes I see it all over again, the cries, the begging - it's all too real when it does. Then I put my toothbrush down and cry in the shower. That's what my depression looks like. 1.1000 0.02379 160 144 16 0
7467 And please don't use that old standard response "I feel the weight of the entire concrete block is on my shoulders." 1.1000 0.02994 120 109 10 1
7468 Houdini could wiggle out faster than that. 1.0993 0.02442 151 136 15 0
7469 What do you mean by, "and what do you get"? 1.0993 0.02780 151 138 11 2
7470 The weight of the world isn't a good reason to be here 1.0993 0.02617 151 137 13 1
7471 Selling my condo and moving in together was a weight off my mind. 1.0993 0.02721 141 128 12 1
7472 But it is a 50 pound weight, Mr. Adams" 1.0993 0.02527 141 127 14 0
7473 You really want me to say ‘it’ don’t you? So dramatic ok, go ahead and ‘take a... 1.0993 0.02721 141 128 12 1
7474 It’s time to live your life dear, the wait is over! 1.0993 0.02901 141 129 10 2
7475 Just fill out the damned form already. 1.0993 0.03070 141 130 8 3
7476 Perhaps you should consider dropping the pasta from your diet? 1.0992 0.03037 131 120 9 2
7477 Oh please don't talk to me,I already have a weight on my shoulders. 1.0992 0.03037 131 120 9 2
7478 Stop complaining! You don't have the weight of the world on your shoulders as I do! 1.0992 0.03194 121 111 8 2
7479 She said, "Your husband has a pot belly," and that was it for me! 1.0987 0.02600 152 138 13 1
7480 I cannot relent! What say you?" "More. Weight. 1.0987 0.02916 152 140 9 3
7481 George, that recliner will NEVER be able to get it up, either! 1.0986 0.02702 142 129 12 1
7482 Darling, are you sure they'll believe that we have been Banksy-ed? 1.0985 0.02817 132 120 11 1
7483 Therapist (to self): That’s not a load, that’s a mother-lode! There is help for that down the hall... 1.0984 0.02947 122 111 10 1
7484 Yes Dear, this is a partnership and I’ve just lifted the weight of the world off my chest! 1.0982 0.02642 163 149 12 2
7485 Husbands are there to upload your dreams !!! It's easy !!! 1.0980 0.03271 102 93 8 1
7486 It's my Bohemian Rhapsody tribute to Queen and David Bowie 1.0979 0.02494 143 129 14 0
7487 This isn't a psychological weight. I'm just working on my gains, BRUH. 1.0979 0.02862 143 131 10 2
7488 your COPD prescription bill is due 1.0977 0.02993 133 122 9 2
7489 You don't look like you have anorexia. 1.0974 0.02880 154 142 9 3
7490 I have a heavy weight on my heart. 1.0970 0.02776 134 122 11 1
7491 It was your job to throw out working tech and replace it with new paradigms in progress just to to create buzz? 1.0970 0.02566 134 121 13 0
7492 This looks a bit too shady! 1.0968 0.02552 155 141 13 1
7493 Feeling less anxious? I’ll prescribe a Gravity Blanet in this size for you. 1.0962 0.02368 156 141 15 0
7494 The weight has shifted to the stomach now... 1.0962 0.02368 156 141 15 0
7495 Nice try Larry, but I believe it’s on mind or off shoulders. Get dressed, we’re going. 1.0956 0.02737 136 124 11 1
7496 I've guaranteed relief. I'm keeping your money. 1.0956 0.02531 136 123 13 0
7497 Stanley had a weight off his shoulders. 1.0932 0.02688 118 107 11 0
7498 Don't you wanna go first to the hospital? I was there and they told me they are going to use a pneumatic hammer to remove it. I need to be prepared. 1.0923 0.02980 130 120 8 2
7499 I never get anything off my chest, so you’re move doctor. 1.0922 0.02644 141 129 11 1
7500 W 1.0916 0.02530 131 119 12 0
7501 Would you prefer the weight be placed on your back, instead? We're out of muscle-rub! 1.0916 0.02752 131 120 10 1
7502 Is your name Fanny? 1.0915 0.02810 142 131 9 2
7503 Sometimes I feel like the heavy concrete thing that holds a circus tent down has gone missing. 1.0909 0.02936 132 122 8 2
7504 It looks like you 1.0909 0.02732 132 121 10 1
7505 God wanted you to be pressed in. 1.0909 0.02732 132 121 10 1
7506 The railroad made us an offer we couldn’t refuse 1.0903 0.02591 144 132 11 1
7507 I can’t lift the weight off your life for you. It’s way too heavy. 1.0903 0.02591 144 132 11 1
7508 Feels like what? Just call 911. Not my yob. 1.0902 0.02494 133 121 12 0
7509 Where is NIST when I need them? 1.0902 0.02604 122 111 11 0
7510 it's a take on 'Groucho's' .."Say the secret word" 1.0902 0.02604 122 111 11 0
7511 I don’t do Lacan. 1.0897 0.02574 145 133 11 1
7512 Honey, I know your therapist recommended couples roleplaying, but my therapist wants me to think of myself as a beautiful woman-Now What? 1.0896 0.03082 134 125 6 3
7513 What do you think yourself? 1.0896 0.02476 134 122 12 0
7514 About your mother, you say she wasn't a weightlifter? 1.0896 0.02693 134 123 10 1
7515 Think of it like gerrymandering, but for good. 1.0896 0.02894 134 124 8 2
7516 Great! Thanks, what I load off my chest. 1.0894 0.03267 123 115 5 3
7517 No matter how much “Pressure!” you apply, you’ll never be the next Freddy Mercury. 1.0889 0.02674 135 124 10 1
7518 Despite constant walking in New York, you've still gained weight...did you give Cuomo your vote? 1.0887 0.02808 124 114 9 1
7519 Frank, can you get me a cup of coffee or are you still trying to get out of sumo wrestling? 1.0882 0.02441 136 124 12 0
7520 I have found that our 1 yea plan results in a great weight being lifted from your psyche 1.0880 0.03009 125 116 7 2
7521 Yes, but then Mira likes to talk. You know how she likes to talk, talk, talk. 1.0878 0.02335 148 135 13 0
7522 When you are ready grab that handle and release that weight. 1.0873 0.02986 126 117 7 2
7523 I think we can rule out old hag syndrome. 1.0870 0.02396 161 148 12 1
7524 Some people think I come along a little too strong, so thank you for taking this weight off my shoulders. 1.0863 0.02600 139 128 10 1
7525 ...that's why I feel like I ave this huge weight on my chest, and why I have such bad gas. 1.0863 0.02391 139 127 12 0
7526 Do you feel weighted down and if so, who 1.0863 0.02391 139 127 12 0
7527 Now, there is no problem! 1.0855 0.02866 117 108 8 1
7528 don't fear the reaper 1.0845 0.02547 142 131 10 1
7529 You ain’t so strong after all. 1.0844 0.02429 154 142 11 1
7530 I must say, Mr. Johnson, you look a little weighted this week. 1.0840 0.02819 119 110 8 1
7531 Is this house from the Egyptian age, this light fixture is heavy,....I just wanted to talk about my problems.. 1.0839 0.02327 143 131 12 0
7532 My husband,Lionel,has always loved trains. 1.0839 0.02717 143 133 8 2
7533 I’m thinking of renting “The Weight if Water”—you want to watch it? 1.0839 0.02234 155 142 13 0
7534 George, regrettably, now understood why people said they felt a huge weight come off after visiting Dr. Stone in their reviews. 1.0833 0.02854 132 123 7 2
7535 I'm only doing this because my teacher is making me. Why is there a dumb bell on a person? 1.0827 0.02833 133 124 7 2
7536 [no caption necessary] 1.0826 0.02774 121 112 8 1
7537 Your therapist said to get the weight off of your shoulders, not for us to go to wait at ER. 1.0820 0.02752 122 113 8 1
7538 That will teach you to take off you tether. 1.0816 0.02463 147 136 10 1
7539 You are the author of your own weight. 1.0815 0.02363 135 124 11 0
7540 DARLING I AM STRONG ENOUGH TO TAKE THIS LOAD WHICH IS MUCH LESSER THAN YOURS 1.0815 0.02587 135 125 9 1
7541 Got it. But could you help me its relation to your ongoing stress as a cement contractor? Isn't the government shutdown over? 1.0807 0.02154 161 148 13 0
7542 I couldn't find the right size sandwich press at the store. 1.0803 0.02550 137 127 9 1
7543 Look, look, look, Mr Knowall. The 16-ton weight is just _one way_ of dealing with a raspberry killer. There are millions of others! 1.0803 0.02550 137 127 9 1
7544 I'm sorry sir, but your problems are so boring compared to global warming and all. 1.0797 0.02314 138 127 11 0
7545 I'm sorry but I'm a psychoanalyst--that beard will look like Rumplestiltskin's before your problems will get any better! 1.0795 0.02400 151 140 10 1
7546 It is one thing to lift a weight off your mind, but this?It is one thing to lift a weight off your mind, but this? 1.0794 0.02418 126 116 10 0
7547 The cure for patients is waiting 1.0794 0.02418 126 116 10 0
7548 I am tired of everything. I don't want to put up with life anymore. 1.0786 0.02497 140 130 9 1
7549 I thought you said, "Go into the light." 1.0786 0.02497 140 130 9 1
7550 No need to make a mountain over a facial mole. 1.0786 0.02497 140 130 9 1
7551 As this is our last therapy session, does being s 1.0779 0.02167 154 142 12 0
7552 Look, I'm all for getting rich quick, but that setup is not going to produce diamonds any time soon. 1.0769 0.03011 117 110 5 2
7553 He's no flower! 1.0759 0.02414 145 135 9 1
7554 Now I'm kinda bummed we canceled our hoist-share subscription. 1.0758 0.02550 132 123 8 1
7555 Patient: I feel both pressed and depressed , Doc ! .....as if the weight of the world's on me . Psychiatrist : We need a weightlifter, my good man. You're now way beyond psychotherapy and pills, I tell you..............!! 1.0756 0.02434 119 110 9 0
7556 I practice Method Psychology,meaning if your going to cry like a bitch about feeling like your carrying a 1000 pound weight around,Voila you cry baby fuck! 1.0744 0.02395 121 112 9 0
7557 You say you feel like you have the weight of the world on your shoulders? 1.0735 0.02477 136 127 8 1
7558 Is it too late to mention that I'm the one who said we should bring a 19th-century hat? 1.0735 0.02246 136 126 10 0
7559 Um... therapist does this count as "decompressing"? I was inspired to find a new relaxation exercise while sitting in the lobby. 1.0732 0.02358 123 114 9 0
7560 I know how it feels, is the WH wait of the news. 1.0732 0.02358 123 114 9 0
7561 So, you were saying that you talked to my mother about my adolecense. 1.0726 0.02339 124 115 9 0
7562 Alright fine it was good, ‘A Star Is Born’ was good, but it’s no reason to throw such a fit. 1.0719 0.02200 139 129 10 0
7563 Coors Light didn’t do it, so here goes: beer belly be squashed!! 1.0692 0.02488 130 122 7 1
7564 I feel like you are being weighed down by your current environment. They do say that variety is the slice of life and you need variety. 1.0682 0.02202 132 123 9 0
7565 Honey, I figured you weren't thrilled with me announcing that I was pinning myself to the couch through the NFL Playoffs, but this is a bit extreme, no? Forget the physicsl pain...How am I going to get a good view of the TV on Sunday? 1.0682 0.02202 132 123 9 0
7566 Weight, a couple of minutes and I’ll come get you. I’m still with another client. 1.0680 0.02848 103 97 5 1
7567 I feel like a great weight had been lifted. 1.0672 0.02170 134 125 9 0
7568 Evidently your not into kettlebells, you wimp." 1.0662 0.02599 136 129 5 2
7569 I'm going to refer you to the one and only Dr. Bruce Dickinson 1.0657 0.02364 137 129 7 1
7570 I would say that your bourdon isn't the affair. 1.0643 0.02526 140 133 5 2
7571 Pushing weight like I push my puss! 1.0635 0.02701 126 120 4 2
7572 This is my caption. 1.0629 0.02267 143 135 7 1
7573 No, I'm sorry, I'm not a huge fan of your Giles Corey cosplay. 1.0625 0.02298 112 105 7 0
7574 It’s time for u to be on a diet because you have some fat on u. 1.0621 0.02011 145 136 9 0
7575 The only mysterious hollow vortex is the one between your ears. 1.0615 0.02116 130 122 8 0
7576 Honey, I really don’t think this is what the doctors meant when they said I needed to cut some weight. 1.0602 0.02069 133 125 8 0
7577 You'd better deflate that thing before you leave, or you'll get arrested for public nuisance. 1.0602 0.02069 133 125 8 0
7578 - Something press my chest. Itm/cartoons/contest?utm_campaign=aud-dev&utm_source=nl&utm_brand=tny&utm_mailing=TNY_Humor_013019&utm_medium=email& 1.0593 0.02040 135 127 8 0
7579 You always said'take things literally'and you wanted this to nap" 1.0588 0.02506 136 130 4 2
7580 Take the weight of the world off me! I have told you everythingd 1.0584 0.02011 137 129 8 0
7581 she hadn't realized he was such a permanent press. 1.0576 0.01983 139 131 8 0
7582 Doc, I guess you're right: I am a chocoholic. I have to admit that I am addicted to Chunkies- oh but what a chunk of chocolate! 1.0565 0.02081 124 117 7 0
7583 I’m going to per 1.0551 0.02320 127 121 5 1
7584 But you don't feel a on your shoulders, though? 1.0543 0.02002 129 122 7 0
7585 Now that you have your own weigh, can you feel the progress? 1.0526 0.01817 152 144 8 0
7586 Just got back from that Spiriva TV shoot. They let me keep the props! 1.0513 0.02048 117 111 6 0
7587 Keep wearing your iron shields, and you'll never have any friends! 1.0508 0.02031 118 112 6 0
7588 my tweet portal is whack i hv been trying to say i am sorry i offended and i so appreciate my colleague 1.0500 0.01998 120 114 6 0
7589 Thanks Hon. That's a weight off my shoulders! 1.0451 0.01807 133 127 6 0
7590 Hey Doc, With this weight on my enteric nervous system, my deepest darkest secrets will be revealed! 1.0441 0.01767 136 130 6 0