Contest #650


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650

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “Any tightness or difficulty breathing?”
  2. “Yeah, it’s going around.”
  3. “O.K. Now you stick out your tongue.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2019-02-10T22:03:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2019-03-03T22:06:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2019-02-25T22:03:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued March 4, 2019
Number of captions 7591
Number of responses 1040362
Number of participants -


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

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Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 I wish you’d come in when it was just a chip on your shoulder. 1.8369 0.07162 141 64 36 41
1 The good news? You’re not delusional. 1.6763 0.06790 139 74 36 29
2 You were better off with a chip on your shoulder. 1.6761 0.06596 142 74 40 28
3 I treat depression and obsession, but not compression. 1.6689 0.06530 148 79 39 30
4 Last week it was a monkey on your back. 1.6370 0.06215 146 77 45 24
5 Tell me about your first crush. 1.6341 0.06659 123 64 40 19
6 I could begin with the obvious--but why don't you go first? 1.6338 0.06280 142 75 44 23
7 So, the last thing you remember was a roadrunner and a coyote? 1.6288 0.06836 132 74 33 25
8 And you think this is the cause of your erectile dysfunction? 1.6160 0.06889 125 70 33 22
9 Well, usually when someone tells me that, it's a metaphor. 1.6058 0.06332 137 75 41 21
10 I'm just here to give you the tools, you'll have to do the heavy lifting. 1.6026 0.05801 156 84 50 22
11 Your time's almost up. Are you sure there isn't anything else you want to get off your chest? 1.6017 0.06716 118 64 37 17
12 This could be the main reason for your erectile dysfunction. 1.6014 0.06708 138 81 31 26
13 Well, let's start with the obvious. 1.5974 0.06078 154 87 42 25
14 No wonder you're unable to have an erection. 1.5960 0.06454 151 90 32 29
15 Otherwise OK? 1.5956 0.06714 136 80 31 25
16 On the plus side, you’re using the word ‘literally’ correctly. 1.5917 0.07149 120 71 27 22
17 What's your gut feeling? 1.5902 0.06762 122 69 34 19
18 can you feel the pea now? 1.5862 0.06387 145 85 35 25
19 Let's begin our session with some deep breathing. 1.5852 0.06514 135 78 35 22
20 You're in luck. My next patient thinks he's Superman. 1.5827 0.06655 127 73 34 20
21 The good news is that this problem is not in your head. 1.5816 0.06052 141 78 44 19
22 Now, imagine it's Styrofoam. 1.5800 0.06077 150 86 41 23
23 ...and suddenly it hit me. 1.5797 0.06490 138 81 34 23
24 I mean besides that. 1.5762 0.05975 151 86 43 22
25 "You know, for the first time in my career I think the problem might not be your mother" 1.5735 0.06230 136 77 40 19
26 You might be more comfortable if you take off your shoes. 1.5734 0.06157 143 82 40 21
27 It's $200 for the session, plus $2,000 for the forklift. 1.5733 0.06228 150 89 36 25
28 Thus far, this is the only effective treatment we've found for erections lasting longer than 4-hours. 1.5725 0.06942 131 81 25 25
29 I see you've gained weight but it's good that you've got a handle on it. 1.5724 0.06574 152 96 25 31
30 Seems to me that you're the underlying issue. 1.5714 0.06010 140 78 44 18
31 Can you think of anything concrete that might be causing your anxiety? 1.5714 0.06239 154 93 34 27
32 Ask yourself, does it spark joy? 1.5693 0.07011 137 88 20 29
33 You ripped off the ankle bracelet - what did you expect? 1.5692 0.06637 130 77 32 21
34 If you upgrade to Premium Care, I can get that removed. 1.5683 0.06299 139 81 37 21
35 The first step is acceptance. 1.5682 0.06380 132 76 37 19
36 Why do you think you can't get an erection? 1.5680 0.06847 125 75 29 21
37 I think I know the cause of your erectile dysfunction. 1.5652 0.06337 138 81 36 21
38 Any other pressing matters to discuss? 1.5643 0.05930 140 78 45 17
39 I can't help you if you don't tell me what's wrong. 1.5639 0.06696 133 81 29 23
40 So, what brings you in today? 1.5617 0.05805 162 95 43 24
41 You seem obsessed with your weight. 1.5603 0.06705 141 89 25 27
42 And how long since your last erection? 1.5597 0.06488 134 80 33 21
43 You can't change the fact that it's there, but you CAN change your reaction to it. 1.5594 0.05668 143 78 50 15
44 Let's pick this up again next week. 1.5563 0.05916 151 88 42 21
45 Any other symptoms? 1.5556 0.06101 135 77 41 17
46 No, in this instance I agree - it’s not all in your head. 1.5541 0.05743 157 91 45 21
47 Take an anvil and call me in the morning. 1.5530 0.06828 132 83 25 24
48 I can't help you if you wont tell me what's bothering you. 1.5530 0.06481 132 79 33 20
49 It's a lamp shade, for goodness sake. Just lift it off you. 1.5524 0.06634 143 91 25 27
50 We'll pick this up next week. 1.5515 0.06159 136 79 39 18
51 Now don't all your other problems seem trivial? 1.5496 0.06245 131 76 38 17
52 In my opinion, you're putting too much pressure on yourself. 1.5493 0.05961 142 82 42 18
53 You seem depressed. 1.5493 0.06288 142 86 34 22
54 Depressed in what way? 1.5484 0.05507 155 87 51 17
55 But does it spark joy? 1.5478 0.06904 115 69 29 17
56 First I applaud your proper use of “literally”. 1.5476 0.06818 126 78 27 21
57 Maybe it’s not all in your mind. 1.5474 0.06214 137 81 37 19
58 I said to take an Advil" 1.5462 0.06830 130 82 25 23
59 I've had too many people leave without paying. 1.5461 0.06244 141 85 35 21
60 Sorry about that. It was supposed to hang ominously above you. 1.5455 0.06118 132 76 40 16
61 So let me get this straight. You clicked "Accept" without reading the terms and conditions? 1.5455 0.07139 121 77 22 22
62 I can help you, but it’s you who must do the heavy lifting. 1.5448 0.05871 145 84 43 18
63 Hmmm. So roughly how long has it been since you've been unable to achieve an erection? 1.5441 0.06337 136 82 34 20
64 My first question is how you got in here. 1.5437 0.05667 160 94 45 21
65 I sleep OK, but I have trouble some mornings getting up. 1.5423 0.05881 142 82 43 17
66 Sometimes therapy only works under pressure" 1.5420 0.05961 131 74 43 14
67 Well we can talk about it, or we can just get a crane. 1.5390 0.06083 141 84 38 19
68 It's just until we verify insurance. 1.5373 0.06054 134 78 40 16
69 Let's start by getting a belt with a different buckle 1.5362 0.06354 138 85 32 21
70 Let's start with your weight problem. 1.5357 0.06445 140 88 29 23
71 I suggest not starting your day watching the news. 1.5342 0.05925 146 87 40 19
72 My mistake; I assumed you were speaking figuratively 1.5342 0.05505 161 94 48 19
73 I'm Jungian but more importantly, I'm also a certified crane operator. 1.5333 0.06995 120 76 24 20
74 Now, try to visualize a crane. 1.5315 0.06102 143 87 36 20
75 Define 'pressing concern'. 1.5312 0.06268 128 76 36 16
76 This may take more than one session. 1.5303 0.06668 132 84 26 22
77 When you made the appointment, I just assumed you were speaking metaphorically. 1.5287 0.05389 157 90 51 16
78 I think your delusions are becoming more concrete. 1.5283 0.05559 159 94 46 19
79 Would you describe your anxiety as heavy, paralyzing, or crushing? 1.5276 0.06405 127 77 33 17
80 Yes, normally it is a metaphor. 1.5260 0.05694 154 92 43 19
81 Yes, but what would you say is your most pressing issue? 1.5259 0.05646 135 76 47 12
82 Anything pressing you’d like to discuss? 1.5259 0.05838 135 78 43 14
83 I noticed you shaved your head, you want to talk about that? 1.5248 0.05833 141 83 42 16
84 “Your hour is up. Can I call you a crane?” 1.5248 0.06171 141 87 34 20
85 So you say you fell victim to a pyramid scheme? 1.5248 0.06252 141 88 32 21
86 It'd be a coincidence but, yes, it's possible you're having a heart attack. 1.5238 0.05819 147 88 41 18
87 Perhaps I wasn't clear. Our time is up. 1.5238 0.05898 147 89 39 19
88 Unfortunately we’ve run out of time. Let’s pick that up next week. 1.5238 0.06054 147 91 35 21
89 When you said you've been under pressure, had put on a ton of weight and were having trouble getting out of bed in the morning, I suspected something else. 1.5232 0.06005 151 94 35 22
90 Murray, sometimes a two-ton anvil is just a two-ton anvil. 1.5231 0.06572 130 82 28 20
91 I've seen bigger 1.5229 0.05647 153 91 44 18
92 But no tingling or shortness of breath, right? 1.5227 0.06128 132 79 37 16
93 How bad is the pain…on a scale of 1 to 16 tons? 1.5221 0.06298 113 65 37 11
94 Could you be more concrete? 1.5208 0.06385 144 93 27 24
95 It can be so hard to get over your first crush. 1.5205 0.06316 146 94 28 24
96 Good. Now you are using the word "literally" correctly. 1.5195 0.05843 154 95 38 21
97 If you prefer, we can tell your parole officer you are ready for an ankle bracelet. 1.5194 0.06332 129 79 33 17
98 To begin your therapy, I want you to know that your feelings are real. 1.5185 0.06027 135 81 38 16
99 Now, imagine it's a feather ... 1.5182 0.06050 137 83 37 17
100 Visualize a crane... 1.5177 0.05921 141 85 39 17
101 That's the worst case of writer's block I've ever seen. 1.5175 0.07074 114 73 23 18
102 Side effects may include difficulty breathing. 1.5175 0.05859 143 86 40 17
103 How long have you been struggling with your weight? 1.5168 0.06068 149 94 33 22
104 Once again Robert, It's not guilt, it's a concrete pylon. 1.5161 0.06821 124 80 24 20
105 Let's leave it there for now. 1.5159 0.05615 157 95 43 19
106 My childhood was fine. Please just call 911. 1.5155 0.05580 161 98 43 20
107 We could attempt psychoanalysis, but I'd actually recommend a crane. 1.5154 0.06296 130 80 33 17
108 And you're sure you saw a beeping roadrunner right before this? 1.5154 0.06482 130 82 29 19
109 Really? Does this look like a metaphor to you? 1.5152 0.06315 132 82 32 18
110 Yes, it probably is more effective than a condom. 1.5149 0.06333 134 84 31 19
111 I just provide the tools. YOU have to do the heavy lifting. 1.5149 0.05873 134 79 41 14
112 I know it took a lot for you just to come in today. 1.5147 0.05903 136 81 40 15
113 When you said "literally" over the phone I thought you meant figuratively. 1.5147 0.06173 136 84 34 18
114 Yes Carl, that's the proper usage of 'literally' 1.5141 0.06379 142 92 27 23
115 You say you have a ton of issues, but I see just one. 1.5137 0.06088 146 92 33 21
116 First of all, your under too much pressure. 1.5137 0.05851 146 89 39 18
117 For most of my patients, this is just a metaphor. 1.5132 0.05829 152 94 38 20
118 Frankly, I’m surprised to hear about the headaches. 1.5122 0.06866 123 80 23 20
119 I think I’ve identified the cause of your erectile dysfunction. 1.5115 0.06260 131 81 33 17
120 I see you've traded in the albatross. 1.5102 0.05741 147 89 41 17
121 I'm sorry we're out of time. We'll pick it up next week. 1.5096 0.05393 157 93 48 16
122 It seems to me that your problem is your weight. 1.5078 0.06371 128 80 31 17
123 I can't remove it until you've met your deductible 1.5076 0.06407 132 84 29 19
124 How's the restless leg syndrom now? 1.5076 0.06131 132 81 35 16
125 You seem to be in the same place you were when we ended our last session. 1.5072 0.06106 138 86 34 18
126 You wanted the other Dr. Crane. 1.5071 0.05954 140 86 37 17
127 Well, I think I’ve figured out what’s been weighing on you 1.5071 0.05506 140 81 47 12
128 When you described your problem over the phone, I assumed you were speaking metaphorically. 1.5069 0.05746 144 87 41 16
129 Looks like you put on some weight. 1.5067 0.05812 150 93 38 19
130 Anything you’d like to get off your chest? 1.5041 0.06548 121 76 29 16
131 Have you considered switching to similes? 1.5039 0.06507 127 81 28 18
132 I don't think it's all in your head. 1.5038 0.06002 133 81 37 15
133 You know I can't help you if you won't tell me what's wrong, Steve. 1.5037 0.06385 135 87 28 20
134 You never forget your first crush. 1.5035 0.06108 143 91 32 20
135 I think it's time that we begin discussing the possibility that it's not your imagination. 1.5035 0.05944 143 89 36 18
136 In the future, metaphors will be just fine" 1.5033 0.05783 151 94 38 19
137 You and I both know that the block isn't really the problem, right? 1.5000 0.05841 132 79 40 13
138 Have you given any thought to leaving the Trump Administration? 1.5000 0.05868 140 86 38 16
139 Well you said you wanted non-pharmaceutical options. 1.5000 0.05542 142 84 45 13
140 Would you like to get anything off your chest? 1.5000 0.06019 138 86 35 17
141 Did you ever consider a forklift instead of analysis? 1.5000 0.06277 138 89 29 20
142 The good news is that you're absolutely not hallucinating. 1.5000 0.06005 124 74 38 12
143 Don’t exaggerate, it’s a lamp shade for God’s sake. 1.5000 0.06290 140 91 28 21
144 What do you consider your most pressing problem? 1.5000 0.05793 148 92 38 18
145 Well, on the up side, we seem to have got rid of the monkey on your back. 1.5000 0.06373 120 74 32 14
146 And what made you yell, "More cowbell!" in the first place? 1.5000 0.06911 122 81 21 20
147 When you said you had a weight problem I must say I pictured something different. 1.5000 0.05996 136 84 36 16
148 We're making progress...last week it was the weight of the world. 1.5000 0.06187 122 74 35 13
149 Well, why do YOU think it's there? 1.5000 0.06040 140 88 34 18
150 A metaphor would have sufficed, Mr. Richards. 1.5000 0.06146 126 77 35 14
151 I think in your case it's not just a feeling. 1.5000 0.05716 156 98 38 20
152 You also mentioned a monkey on your back? 1.5000 0.05931 138 85 37 16
153 Sorry, dear, but it's what the doctor ordered for an erection lasting more than four hours. 1.5000 0.06372 140 92 26 22
154 Why do YOU think you can't get off the couch? 1.5000 0.06225 132 83 32 17
155 Sometimes a crushing weight on your chest is just a crushing weight on your chest. 1.4967 0.05628 151 93 41 17
156 You'll feel better once you get it off your chest. 1.4966 0.06122 145 94 30 21
157 Well, you didn't like the inkblots at first either. 1.4965 0.05944 143 90 35 18
158 So, what brings you here? 1.4965 0.05923 141 88 36 17
159 Can you talk to me about your most pressing issues? 1.4965 0.06256 141 92 28 21
160 This could explain your ED. 1.4963 0.06556 135 90 23 22
161 It doesn't spark joy but it's hard to throw away. 1.4962 0.06280 133 85 30 18
162 What was that pressing matter you wanted to discuss? 1.4961 0.06007 127 77 37 13
163 I see you spent the weekend with your mother..... 1.4959 0.06363 123 77 31 15
164 My diagnosis: obsessive-compressive disorder. 1.4937 0.05746 160 103 35 22
165 I preferred the monkey on my back. 1.4930 0.05976 142 90 34 18
166 Well, at least we've got a handle on it now. 1.4925 0.06244 134 86 30 18
167 Doc, is this is the only way to cure an erection lasting longer than four hours? 1.4923 0.06665 130 87 22 21
168 ...and at what point did you realize it was too much cowbell? 1.4923 0.06297 130 83 30 17
169 Describe this pressure. Are you feeling it now? 1.4921 0.06642 126 83 24 19
170 We'll get to that. 1.4918 0.06610 122 79 26 17
171 The judge ruled that an electronic bracelet was too risky... 1.4918 0.05848 122 72 40 10
172 It makes that chip on your shoulder seem insignificant. 1.4906 0.05418 159 98 44 17
173 I said treat yourself with Advil. 1.4901 0.06224 151 102 24 25
174 I think you are regressing. Last visit it was just a can of worms. 1.4898 0.05741 147 92 38 17
175 Are your hiccups gone? 1.4892 0.05898 139 87 36 16
176 I believe the pressure you are feeling is very real. 1.4892 0.06158 139 90 30 19
177 Why is it always me who has to get up when the phone rings? 1.4891 0.06052 137 87 33 17
178 Sorry, that was a lot to lay on you all at once. 1.4891 0.06140 137 88 31 18
179 So you say you have trouble getting up in the morning... 1.4889 0.05746 135 82 40 13
180 Just let me know when you're comfortable and we can start 1.4889 0.05936 135 84 36 15
181 It was a gift from my mother 1.4887 0.06370 133 87 27 19
182 Sorry, I'm afraid that your insurance has denied the metaphor. 1.4885 0.06069 131 82 34 15
183 To be clear, I was asking what was weighing on your mind 1.4884 0.05939 129 79 37 13
184 What did you THINK Panini Therapy would be like? 1.4878 0.05769 164 108 32 24
185 In the dream, I was Wile E. Coyote... 1.4876 0.06547 121 78 27 16
186 Interesting - usually when clients first come to see me they have a lot on their minds. 1.4874 0.06186 119 73 34 12
187 Good news - you asphyxiated that monkey on your back. 1.4863 0.05851 146 93 35 18
188 Where would you like to start? 1.4859 0.05890 142 90 35 17
189 If it doesn't bring you joy, just get rid of it. 1.4859 0.05630 142 87 41 14
190 You seem to be under a lot of pressure 1.4857 0.06207 140 92 28 20
191 OK, Let’s move on to more pressing matters. 1.4855 0.06191 138 90 29 19
192 Shall we start with the obvious? 1.4853 0.05715 136 83 40 13
193 It appears we have tons to discuss. 1.4853 0.05715 136 83 40 13
194 That’s all the time we have. We’ll pick this up next week. 1.4848 0.05535 132 78 44 10
195 Anything else you want to get off your chest? 1.4848 0.06223 132 85 30 17
196 It looked a lot smaller on Amazon Prime. 1.4844 0.06273 128 82 30 16
197 How long, would you say, have you had erectile dysfunction? 1.4841 0.06641 126 84 23 19
198 You understand that treating a metaphor can take a very long time, right? 1.4839 0.06096 155 105 25 25
199 ...the good news is it’s not a heart attack 1.4833 0.06148 120 74 34 12
200 Your constant need for attention is what we've been working on for months, Alan. And I know it's made out of styrofoam. 1.4832 0.05840 149 96 34 19
201 In these dreams you’ve been having, are you the roadrunner or the coyote? 1.4831 0.06338 118 74 31 13
202 What do YOU think the problem is? 1.4825 0.05774 143 90 37 16
203 Let's start with the obvious -- your socks don't match. 1.4818 0.06311 137 91 26 20
204 I’d like to refer you to a colleague of mine. Her name is Dr. Crane. 1.4818 0.06642 137 95 18 24
205 You're right, of course. It's not all in your head. 1.4818 0.06050 137 88 32 17
206 So, what's holding you back? 1.4812 0.05318 160 99 45 16
207 You need a crane operator, not a therapist. 1.4812 0.06187 133 86 30 17
208 What I'm hearing is that you're under a lot of pressure. 1.4808 0.05567 156 99 39 18
209 No, it’s not your imagination. 1.4806 0.05937 129 80 36 13
210 I suppose I'll be charging you a flat fee. 1.4800 0.06075 125 78 34 13
211 We'll have to run tests to rule out any physical causes. 1.4792 0.05828 144 92 35 17
212 You seem to be getting enough iron. 1.4792 0.05744 144 91 37 16
213 So, anything in particular you would like to discuss today? 1.4790 0.06410 119 76 29 14
214 Now that you can't access your phone, let's talk! 1.4789 0.05973 142 92 32 18
215 Please. I get the symbolism. 1.4789 0.05629 142 88 40 14
216 Well, it's definitely not all in your head... 1.4786 0.06142 117 72 34 11
217 But how does it make you feel? 1.4786 0.06122 140 92 29 19
218 How's that erection now? 1.4786 0.05952 140 90 33 17
219 And yet you say there is nothing you want to get off your chest. 1.4783 0.06104 138 90 30 18
220 Do you want to tell me what’s troubling you? 1.4783 0.05747 138 86 38 14
221 You're my only patient who uses "literally" correctly. 1.4779 0.05901 136 86 35 15
222 So...what seems to be the problem today? 1.4779 0.06422 113 71 30 12
223 Well I can see you're under a lot of pressure. 1.4776 0.06059 134 86 32 16
224 And nice use of the word 'literally,' by the way. 1.4773 0.05838 132 82 37 13
225 Sure, we could just have it removed, but is that really what you want? 1.4773 0.06221 132 86 29 17
226 Can you tell me what brought you in today? 1.4768 0.05856 151 99 32 20
227 There now. Your other problems don’t feel so bad, do they? 1.4765 0.05519 149 93 41 15
228 If it doesn't spark joy in you, Steve, you really should throw it out. 1.4762 0.06143 126 80 32 14
229 Just make yourself comfortable. 1.4762 0.05228 147 88 48 11
230 I charge a flat fee. 1.4762 0.06346 126 82 28 16
231 I don't know, I just can't seem to get myself out of bed in the morning. 1.4759 0.05797 145 93 35 17
232 I’m sorry, but I’m only licensed to treat metaphors. 1.4759 0.05879 145 94 33 18
233 Why is everything always about you? 1.4758 0.06320 124 80 29 15
234 You’re clearly depressed. 1.4755 0.05857 143 92 34 17
235 I think arachnophobia is the least of your problems. 1.4755 0.05687 143 90 38 15
236 #Mammograms are worse. 1.4746 0.06670 118 78 24 16
237 This is going to take more than one session. 1.4745 0.05682 137 85 39 13
238 Before we start, I should tell you I charge by the pound. 1.4741 0.05838 135 85 36 14
239 I think it was better when the elephant was in the room 1.4737 0.06092 133 86 31 16
240 Instead of therapy, perhaps you should seek a crane. 1.4733 0.05869 131 82 36 13
241 You never want to go anywhere. 1.4731 0.05426 167 108 39 20
242 Now imagine that you’re floating in a pool, without a care in the world. 1.4729 0.06233 129 84 29 16
243 I'm prescribing you an anti-pressant. 1.4729 0.06135 129 83 31 15
244 Does it hurt when you cough? 1.4729 0.05727 129 79 39 11
245 I see you've put on a few pounds since we last met. 1.4724 0.06502 127 85 24 18
246 Yes, I can see that sir. But how does it make you feel? 1.4722 0.06229 144 98 24 22
247 Well Mr. White, since you said you'd like to better empathize with women, I thought we might start off by letting you know how a mammogram feels. 1.4722 0.06071 144 96 28 20
248 I know we’re in the middle of some heavy stuff, Greg, but can you please take your shoes off the furniture. 1.4720 0.06178 125 80 31 14
249 Let’s face it, you have been the victim of a pyramid scheme. 1.4720 0.06072 125 79 33 13
250 I've been having trouble getting it up lately. 1.4714 0.06203 140 94 26 20
251 Some patients on medication do experience weight gain. 1.4714 0.05594 140 87 40 13
252 Actually, it might not be a panic attack. 1.4697 0.05735 132 82 38 12
253 Of course it’s heavy only if you believe it’s heavy. 1.4694 0.05736 147 95 35 17
254 Side effects include sudden weight gain. 1.4690 0.05877 145 95 32 18
255 Yes, Mr. Ryerson, I got the metaphor. 1.4688 0.06268 128 84 28 16
256 I can't say that I fully appreciated the gravity of your situation, until today. 1.4688 0.06170 128 83 30 15
257 So you literally meant 'literally'. 1.4686 0.05424 175 116 36 23
258 I didn't know ACME still made those. 1.4681 0.05917 141 92 32 17
259 So, you are saying you've felt this way since November 8, 2016? 1.4676 0.06236 139 94 25 20
260 I’m a psychiatrist, Mr. Devlin, not a crane operator. 1.4676 0.05803 139 89 35 15
261 First of all, let me commend you on the proper use of "literally"... 1.4672 0.05956 137 89 32 16
262 I can see you’re depressed. 1.4671 0.05898 152 102 29 21
263 Other than that, everything good? 1.4667 0.06255 120 77 30 13
264 No, I can't honestly say it's all in your head. 1.4667 0.05407 150 94 42 14
265 Do you want my medical opinion or my metaphorical opinion? 1.4667 0.06203 135 90 27 18
266 Well, actually, you are under quite a lot of pressure. 1.4667 0.05643 135 84 39 12
267 I've counseled Atlas. You, sir, are no Atlas. 1.4662 0.05288 148 91 45 12
268 And what’s the second thing you’d like to get off your chest? 1.4662 0.06274 133 89 26 18
269 Have you thought that maybe it IS heavy and it's NOT your brother? 1.4662 0.05899 133 85 34 14
270 First the elephant in the room, and now this. 1.4661 0.05857 118 72 37 9
271 Can we talk about something else? 1.4656 0.05866 131 83 35 13
272 If you're not going to tell me what's bothering you, I won't be able to help you. 1.4656 0.06347 131 88 25 18
273 Let’s take a moment and let that sink in. 1.4653 0.05654 144 92 37 15
274 I should warn you, analysis can take years. 1.4653 0.05567 144 91 39 14
275 Do you have something you want to get off your chest? 1.4648 0.05799 142 92 34 16
276 Now that you mention it; Where IS the cat? 1.4643 0.05771 140 90 35 15
277 So, how do you feel about the load being taken off of Fanny and being placed right on you? 1.4643 0.06033 140 93 29 18
278 Be aware of it, but don’t dwell on it. 1.4639 0.05514 166 110 35 21
279 Before we get started, is there anything you would like to get off your chest? 1.4638 0.06099 138 92 28 18
280 I'm a psychiatrist. I can only address things that weigh on your mind. 1.4636 0.05380 151 95 42 14
281 I can tell you have some pressing issues. 1.4636 0.05297 151 94 44 13
282 I'm afraid your time is up. 1.4634 0.06354 123 81 27 15
283 Because I'm sick to death of your levitating, that's why. 1.4634 0.06141 123 79 31 13
284 We'll get to that in a minute, but first let's talk about my fee. 1.4634 0.06248 123 80 29 14
285 I can assure you it is not all in your head. 1.4628 0.05989 121 76 34 11
286 Usually it's metaphorical. 1.4615 0.05691 130 81 38 11
287 And what do you see as the primary source of your depression? 1.4615 0.06192 130 86 28 16
288 No, it’s definitely not in your head. 1.4610 0.05561 141 89 39 13
289 Yes, I do struggle getting out of bed." 1.4610 0.05827 141 92 33 16
290 I'm going to have to refer you to Dr. Crane. 1.4605 0.05353 152 96 42 14
291 It’s a special therapy for people who misuse the word “literally”. 1.4604 0.05889 139 91 32 16
292 I have a theory concerning your sexual dysfunction. 1.4604 0.05710 139 89 36 14
293 But would losing the weight make you any happier? 1.4603 0.06032 126 81 32 13
294 Harold! Get your shoes off the couch! 1.4600 0.05879 150 101 29 20
295 Admitting you have a weight problem is the first step to solving it. 1.4597 0.05994 124 79 33 12
296 The good news is that we got the monkey off your back. 1.4593 0.06018 135 89 30 16
297 You'll feel better getting it off your chest. 1.4591 0.05408 159 103 39 17
298 At least you no longer have that monkey on your back. 1.4589 0.06002 146 99 27 20
299 Well at least you’ve made progress differentiating “literally” and “figuratively.” 1.4586 0.05699 133 84 37 12
300 So, what would you like to talk about? 1.4586 0.06179 133 89 27 17
301 It’s always all about you, isn’t it? 1.4586 0.05679 157 105 32 20
302 And...our hour is up. 1.4583 0.05651 144 93 36 15
303 This should fix the "longer than 4 hours" issue with your Viagra. 1.4583 0.05736 144 94 34 16
304 That will be $200 for the session and $1,000 for the crane. 1.4583 0.05387 144 90 42 12
305 No Mr. Davis., it's not all in your head. I can see you really are under a lot of pressure. 1.4583 0.05476 144 91 40 13
306 Any progress since our last session, Mr. Panini? 1.4580 0.05961 131 85 32 14
307 Before we start, is there anything you want to get off your chest?” 1.4577 0.05709 142 92 35 15
308 It's the gravity of the situation that is really getting to me. 1.4577 0.05965 142 95 29 18
309 Is there anything you want to get off your chest? 1.4574 0.06128 129 85 29 15
310 How can I help you? 1.4571 0.05856 140 92 32 16
311 Let's work on other ways to control one's libido, shall we? 1.4567 0.05783 127 80 36 11
312 Have you felt any other metaphors lately? 1.4567 0.06098 127 83 30 14
313 Therapy is not meant to be comfortable. 1.4567 0.05562 127 78 40 9
314 My other therapist just uses a blanket. 1.4567 0.06098 127 83 30 14
315 Well, we got the monkey off your back... 1.4567 0.05783 127 80 36 11
316 Next week we’ll weigh your options. 1.4567 0.05890 127 81 34 12
317 I don't think you fully realize the gravity of the situation. 1.4565 0.05919 138 91 31 16
318 I'm afraid that’s time. Let’s pick this up next week. 1.4564 0.05752 149 99 32 18
319 Just try to take a deep breath ! 1.4560 0.05623 125 77 39 9
320 Other than that, any other problems? 1.4559 0.05510 136 85 40 11
321 The hardest part of weight loss is keeping it off. 1.4559 0.06337 136 94 22 20
322 Is there anything you need to get off your chest? 1.4559 0.06163 136 92 26 18
323 I should let you know, I charge by the pound. 1.4557 0.05506 158 104 36 18
324 Well, you WERE chasing a roadrunner. What else did you expect? 1.4552 0.05620 145 94 36 15
325 You seem to be handling the pressure well. 1.4552 0.05177 145 89 46 10
326 Very few of us visualize our burdens as well as you do. 1.4545 0.05379 154 99 40 15
327 Fine, but for two dollars, I’d get them pressed a the cleaners. 1.4539 0.05647 141 91 36 14
328 True. But everyone has an excuse for not getting up in the morning. 1.4539 0.05736 141 92 34 15
329 Does it spark joy? 1.4539 0.05736 141 92 34 15
330 I see you have concrete problems. 1.4526 0.05672 137 88 36 13
331 It was then that Larry realized the homeopathic phsychologist might not have been the best choice. 1.4526 0.05949 137 91 30 16
332 Overbearing in what way? 1.4521 0.05242 146 91 44 11
333 All signs point to clinical compression. 1.4521 0.05242 146 91 44 11
334 Think Styrofoam 1.4516 0.05112 155 97 46 12
335 Tell me honestly, Sam, is there something you want to get off your chest? 1.4516 0.05582 155 103 34 18
336 We should start by discussing how literally you take things. 1.4516 0.06204 124 82 28 14
337 The remote is probably under it too. 1.4511 0.05987 133 88 30 15
338 So you’re telling me you’re having a hard time getting out of bed in the morning? 1.4511 0.05695 133 85 36 12
339 So is there anything you would like to get off your chest? 1.4507 0.05877 142 95 30 17
340 I took the weight off Annie and put the load right on me. 1.4507 0.06045 142 97 26 19
341 In the future, let’s only use metaphors. 1.4504 0.06055 131 87 29 15
342 Go ahead. Get it off your chest. 1.4500 0.05939 140 94 29 17
343 What’s up? 1.4500 0.06110 140 96 25 19
344 What doesn't crush you makes you stronger! 1.4500 0.05780 120 75 36 9
345 Any pressing issues? 1.4497 0.05749 149 100 31 18
346 I see your in-laws are still living with you 1.4496 0.05820 129 83 34 12
347 This should train you not to overdose on Viagra. 1.4496 0.06507 129 90 20 19
348 And you say it was a gift from your mother. 1.4493 0.05825 138 91 32 15
349 Until you can abandon the delusion that you have a man underneath you, we won’t be able to make much progress. 1.4493 0.06004 138 93 28 17
350 First, let's see what altering your medication does. 1.4490 0.05644 147 97 34 16
351 Bill, I told you last week, I understand the metaphor. 1.4490 0.05561 147 96 36 15
352 That's not a metaphor, it's a simile. 1.4490 0.05807 147 99 30 18
353 It's not all in your head. 1.4488 0.05990 127 83 31 13
354 Seriously, Joe? No thoughts at all as to what might be leading to your erectile dysfunction? 1.4487 0.05701 156 106 30 20
355 Any other pressing issues? 1.4485 0.05979 136 91 29 16
356 When you said it was weighing on you I assumed you were being metaphorical. 1.4483 0.05784 145 97 31 17
357 Literally or figuratively? 1.4481 0.05757 154 105 29 20
358 1 realize that you are under a great deal of pressure 1.4480 0.06165 125 83 28 14
359 What would you like to get off your chest? 1.4478 0.06138 134 91 26 17
360 It's called metaphor therapy. 1.4478 0.05760 134 87 34 13
361 Before we wrap up, are there any other pressing issues you’d like to discuss? 1.4478 0.05857 134 88 32 14
362 You can’t change the weight. You can only change yourself. 1.4476 0.05928 143 97 28 18
363 Sorry, I just get so tired of people saying "literally" when it doesn't apply. Please continue.... 1.4472 0.06131 123 81 29 13
364 So, tell me what's wrong. 1.4468 0.05552 141 91 37 13
365 Walter realized that the worst of it was her crushing silence. 1.4467 0.05796 150 102 29 19
366 Tell me more about your panini dream 1.4462 0.05575 130 82 38 10
367 Any pressing problems? 1.4462 0.05887 130 85 32 13
368 Can you forget about Trump's presidency for a moment? 1.4459 0.05932 148 102 26 20
369 What brings you here today? 1.4459 0.05614 148 98 34 16
370 So, what seems to be your problem? 1.4454 0.06281 119 79 27 13
371 On the flip side, it appears your use of the word “literally” was grammatically correct after all. I apologize. 1.4453 0.06256 128 87 25 16
372 Is it a simile or a metaphor? I never remember." 1.4453 0.06256 128 87 25 16
373 How does it feel to have the weight off your shoulders? 1.4453 0.05849 128 83 33 12
374 I see you brought your mother for today’s session... 1.4452 0.05915 146 100 27 19
375 When I asked you to come to today's session prepared to discuss how you feel about being one of Trump's lawyers, I expected you to simply talk about it. 1.4452 0.05753 146 98 31 17
376 Does it bring you joy? 1.4451 0.05350 164 109 37 18
377 Yeah, but don't your other problems seem less important now?" 1.4444 0.05237 153 98 42 13
378 And how do you feel figuratively? 1.4444 0.05467 144 93 38 13
379 This is progress; when we started it was the weight of the world. 1.4444 0.05531 135 86 38 11
380 Don't ever try Viagra again. 1.4444 0.05812 144 97 30 17
381 But how does it make you feel on the inside? 1.4444 0.05823 135 89 32 14
382 I’m sensing there’s something you’d like to get off your chest.” 1.4444 0.06359 117 78 26 13
383 What do you mean ‘we’ll pick this up next week’?! 1.4437 0.05368 151 98 39 14
384 Looks like you fell for a pyramid scheme 1.4436 0.05886 133 88 31 14
385 Let’s move on to other pressing issues. 1.4436 0.05789 133 87 33 13
386 I think this obsession with your weight is just a cover-up for deeper issues, Bob. 1.4436 0.05588 133 85 37 11
387 You said this was pressing. 1.4435 0.06321 115 76 27 12
388 I may need to refer you to my colleague, Dr. Crane. 1.4429 0.05935 140 95 28 17
389 So, is there anything you'd like to get off your chest? 1.4429 0.06189 140 98 22 20
390 "I know a lot of shrinks blame the mother, but she WAS operating that crane. 1.4429 0.05759 140 93 32 15
391 Are you sure this is the best way to treat an overdose of viagra? 1.4429 0.05759 140 93 32 15
392 Have you tried not watching the news? 1.4427 0.05751 131 85 34 12
393 When did you first decide that you have a weight problem? 1.4426 0.06054 122 80 30 12
394 How’s this new strategy working to control your impulses Mr. Weinstein? 1.4426 0.06054 122 80 30 12
395 Let’s start with your most pressing issue. 1.4422 0.05299 147 94 41 12
396 When you described your problem over the phone, I assumed it was a metaphor. 1.4422 0.05386 147 95 39 13
397 Have you always been underweight? 1.4422 0.05882 147 101 27 19
398 So, let's begin with you telling me what you think is holding you down. 1.4420 0.05346 138 87 41 10
399 So, what would you like to get off your chest for today’s session? 1.4420 0.05910 138 93 29 16
400 You need to see it as an opportunity. 1.4419 0.05814 129 84 33 12
401 So, what’s on your mind today 1.4419 0.05709 129 83 35 11
402 I want you to consider the possibility that maybe it’s all in your head. 1.4419 0.06118 129 87 27 15
403 I want you to imagine the weight being lifted because your insurance doesn't cover this. 1.4414 0.06359 111 73 27 11
404 Do you mean that literally or figuratively? 1.4414 0.05696 145 97 32 16
405 Yes, visualization is often a helpful tool. But in your case, I'm going to recommend a large crane. 1.4412 0.05694 136 89 34 13
406 This is why you shouldn’t say “literally” when you really mean “figuratively.” 1.4412 0.06154 136 94 24 18
407 When I suggested you bring something concrete to our next session this is not what I had in mind, 1.4409 0.05772 127 82 34 11
408 Does it feel more like a ton of feathers or a ton of bricks? 1.4409 0.05984 127 84 30 13
409 Yes, removing unsightly metaphors is my specialty. 1.4409 0.06088 127 85 28 14
410 Have you considered more reps and less weight? 1.4408 0.05658 152 103 31 18
411 You’re finally grasping the gravity of the situation. 1.4406 0.05492 143 93 37 13
412 I'm just saying it wouldn't kill you to lighten up once in a while. 1.4406 0.05121 143 89 45 9
413 I'm starting to think your problems may be physical, rather than psychological 1.4406 0.05401 143 92 39 12
414 No, you’re not having a heart attack. A heart attack feels like an elephant is sitting on your chest. That’s not an elephant. 1.4403 0.05851 134 89 31 14
415 We're all under a lot of pressure Bob. 1.4403 0.05454 134 85 39 10
416 Now, I want you to take a deep breath. 1.4403 0.05685 159 110 28 21
417 Would you like to get something off your chest? 1.4400 0.05946 125 82 31 12
418 Oh, there are no therapeutic benefits, Mr. Phelps. I just don't like you. 1.4400 0.05474 150 99 36 15
419 I will get to your feeling of having a crushing weight on your chest in a moment, but first I want you to just try and breath deeply and relax. 1.4400 0.06159 125 84 27 14
420 Try to think of a metaphor to describe this oppressive feeling. 1.4400 0.06054 125 83 29 13
421 I’ll be frank with you, you’re not imaging it. 1.4400 0.05946 125 82 31 12
422 Just a few more sessions and I should be able to pinpoint the source of your pain. 1.4400 0.06263 125 85 25 15
423 Anything particularly pressing you would like to start off with today? 1.4394 0.06013 132 89 28 15
424 Most problems are mental. Yours is not. 1.4392 0.05850 148 102 27 19
425 I must insist that you remove your shoes before our session 1.4392 0.05271 148 95 41 12
426 It seems that you don't do well under pressure. 1.4390 0.05433 123 76 40 7
427 Technically, it's called a Panini Complex. 1.4388 0.05414 139 89 39 11
428 Why don't we pick it up here next week. 1.4388 0.05604 139 91 35 13
429 Oh please, if it was the weight of the world you'd be dead. 1.4385 0.06461 130 92 19 19
430 ''So, that takes care of the monkey on your back, and the albatross around your neck. The thorn in your side will have to wait for next week." 1.4383 0.04871 162 102 49 11
431 You're letting your weight define you. 1.4380 0.06086 121 80 29 12
432 I'm surprised you're able to get out of bed in the morning 1.4380 0.05848 137 92 30 15
433 There we go, now you can't run away from your feelings 1.4379 0.05314 153 100 39 14
434 In my professional opinion, your level of anxiety is quite appropriate. 1.4379 0.04951 169 109 46 14
435 No, you need to keep it there until you learn to properly use "literally". 1.4375 0.05725 160 112 26 22
436 Other than that, what kind of week have you had? 1.4375 0.05737 128 83 34 11
437 These metaphors are getting out of hand, Todd. 1.4375 0.06151 128 87 26 15
438 The safe word is "Panini". 1.4375 0.06805 112 78 19 15
439 No, I said WAIT on the couch ! 1.4371 0.05363 151 99 38 14
440 Perhaps it was a mistake to begin with visualization. 1.4370 0.05817 135 90 31 14
441 But on the other hand, some people take things too lightly. 1.4367 0.05192 158 103 41 14
442 I'm under a ton of pressure right now 1.4366 0.06035 142 99 24 19
443 Well, I see you got that monkey off your back. 1.4364 0.05107 165 108 42 15
444 I don't find you strange at all. Most people come here wanting to get something off their chest. 1.4362 0.05330 149 97 39 13
445 I'd say you're under a little more than just the weather. 1.4362 0.05157 149 95 43 11
446 So where do you think this "pressure" stems from? 1.4361 0.05683 133 87 34 12
447 Have you always had issues with your weight? 1.4359 0.05994 117 76 31 10
448 Only two more years of this Administration. 1.4355 0.06297 124 85 24 15
449 You seem to be preoccupied with your weight. 1.4354 0.05956 147 103 24 20
450 Yes, it does make you look thinner. 1.4351 0.05846 131 87 31 13
451 I'm sorry but the 50 minutes is up. 1.4351 0.05846 131 87 31 13
452 On the lighter side, it does give you a bit of gravitas. 1.4351 0.05536 131 84 37 10
453 Everybody feels hard-pressed sometimes 1.4348 0.05629 138 91 34 13
454 I see you have issues with your weight. 1.4345 0.05938 145 101 25 19
455 Do you have any pressing issues today? 1.4341 0.05595 129 83 36 10
456 Do you have trouble getting out of bed in the morning? 1.4341 0.05911 129 86 30 13
457 I can see why you're depressed. 1.4341 0.06012 129 87 28 14
458 Anything new this week? 1.4338 0.05688 136 90 33 13
459 Well at least we know its not all in your head. 1.4336 0.05396 143 93 38 12
460 What exactly do you mean when you say you've got a ton of problems? 1.4336 0.05396 143 93 38 12
461 Believe me, Mr. Mercer, you're that lucky one in a million whose load is merely literal. 1.4333 0.05043 150 95 45 10
462 Ok, so they took the load off of Franny and then they put the weight on you and then what? 1.4331 0.05872 127 84 31 12
463 Only when I laugh 1.4328 0.05650 134 88 34 12
464 Well, you're obviously under a lot of pressure. 1.4328 0.05550 134 87 36 11
465 I have the sense there’s something you need to get off your chest. 1.4326 0.05260 141 90 41 10
466 Next session let's just try using the metaphor, Mr. Gallagher. 1.4324 0.05521 148 99 34 15
467 I think I know what your problem is. 1.4323 0.04931 155 98 47 10
468 There are a number of alternative treatments for hyperactivity. 1.4323 0.05015 155 99 45 11
469 Try thinking of what you're grateful for. 1.4318 0.05909 132 89 29 14
470 Yes I understand that you’re under a lot of pressure. 1.4317 0.05781 139 94 30 15
471 Ok, plan B: try lifting your spirit. 1.4317 0.06131 139 98 22 19
472 I feel for you, but I had Atlas in here yesterday. 1.4315 0.05660 146 99 31 16
473 It could be psychosomatic 1.4314 0.05468 153 103 34 16
474 Who says you can’t hold a good man down? 1.4304 0.05108 158 103 42 13
475 And in what way do you think it might not be just a metaphor? 1.4304 0.05029 158 102 44 12
476 So, you're telling me you're under a lot of pressure... 1.4298 0.05972 114 74 31 9
477 Let's talk about what you think is really weighing you down. 1.4298 0.06079 121 81 28 12
478 Wait, wait, don’t tell me. 1.4298 0.05964 121 80 30 11
479 I see you got smashed again last night. 1.4297 0.05941 128 86 29 13
480 If only there were a metaphor to describe your situation.... 1.4296 0.05998 135 93 26 16
481 It started as a metaphor. 1.4296 0.05617 135 89 34 12
482 It's not the world, Jim, it's just a weight. 1.4296 0.06180 135 95 22 18
483 Being literal seems to be important to you. 1.4296 0.05419 142 93 37 12
484 I'm only here to facilitate Mr Perkins, you have to do the heavy lifting. 1.4295 0.05409 149 99 36 14
485 I'm sorry--our time is up. 1.4286 0.05461 147 98 35 14
486 I see that your wife is pretty adamant that you stay in therapy. 1.4286 0.05776 133 89 31 13
487 Your friends will be impressed until they realize it's styrofoam 1.4286 0.05287 147 96 39 12
488 Wouldn't a chastity ring have been a better choice? 1.4286 0.05793 126 83 32 11
489 So tell me, how can I be of help? 1.4286 0.05282 140 90 40 10
490 Well, it's usually a metaphor. 1.4286 0.06317 126 88 22 16
491 And that isn’t even why I’m here 1.4286 0.05108 147 94 43 10
492 My wife couldn't make it, but she sent a replacement. 1.4286 0.05792 147 102 27 18
493 I suppose you think this is somehow my fault. 1.4277 0.04782 166 106 49 11
494 I warned you about pyramid schemes. 1.4276 0.05514 145 97 34 14
495 All my clients feel better when they leave. 1.4276 0.05600 145 98 32 15
496 From NPR, National Psychiatric Radio, this is “Weight Weight...Don’t Tell Me!” 1.4276 0.05851 145 101 26 18
497 I'm referring you to a crane. 1.4275 0.05634 131 86 34 11
498 I think you're finally starting to understand the gravity of your situation. 1.4275 0.05738 131 87 32 12
499 When you said “literally” on the phone, I thought you were just using it incorrectly. 1.4275 0.05839 131 88 30 13
500 'So many metaphors but unfortunately, our time is up'. 1.4275 0.06228 131 92 22 17
501 Now, what is that pressing matter you wanted to talk about? 1.4274 0.06078 124 84 27 13
502 Now do you understand what “literally” means? 1.4268 0.05048 157 102 43 12
503 And you're sure there's nothing you'd like to get off your chest? 1.4267 0.05463 150 101 34 15
504 You're so dramatic -- not every crushing chest pain is a heart attack. 1.4266 0.05480 143 95 35 13
505 How long has your weight bothered you? 1.4265 0.05962 136 94 26 16
506 16 tons, and what do you get? Long term therapy and deeper in debt. 1.4264 0.05800 129 86 31 12
507 We need to talk about your unpaid bill before we talk about getting that off your chest. 1.4264 0.06005 129 88 27 14
508 Tell me what's on your mind. 1.4264 0.05695 129 85 33 11
509 Now that we have your sleep walking cured is there anything else you want to talk about? 1.4264 0.05904 129 87 29 13
510 Is there anything else you'd like to get off your chest? 1.4264 0.06105 129 89 25 15
511 Every time it's your turn to take out the trash you come up with some excuse. 1.4264 0.05904 129 87 29 13
512 You didn't need the prop, I understood the metaphor! 1.4264 0.06204 129 90 23 16
513 Nice metaphor. 1.4262 0.05926 122 81 30 11
514 I'm really better equipped to resolve issues that are emotionally crushing. 1.4262 0.05926 122 81 30 11
515 I'd say it's more of an engineering problem than a psychological one. 1.4258 0.05092 155 101 42 12
516 So, why are you depressed? 1.4255 0.05715 141 96 30 15
517 My practices may be unorthodox, but they have a very high success rate. Most patients don't come back after their first session 1.4255 0.05442 141 93 36 12
518 Is there anything else that you would like to get off of your chest? 1.4254 0.05839 134 91 29 14
519 Can’t run away from your problems now, can you? 1.4254 0.05839 134 91 29 14
520 There’s a ton to talk about. 1.4254 0.05839 134 91 29 14
521 You say you're not sure what's weighing you down, but to me it's obvious. 1.4252 0.05865 127 85 30 12
522 When did you first notice it? 1.4245 0.05497 139 92 35 12
523 You feel like you're under a tremendous weight because you are under a tremendous weight." 1.4245 0.05591 139 93 33 13
524 Tell me about the first time you abused the word 'literally'. 1.4242 0.06000 132 91 26 15
525 Hmmm ... is there something you want to get off your chest? 1.4242 0.05601 132 87 34 11
526 On the bright side, it appears as if you've gotten that monkey off your back. 1.4241 0.05770 158 113 23 22
527 Sure, a crushing sense of pressure in your chest could be a symptom of anxiety, but first let's talk about your inability to get out of bed. 1.4240 0.05821 125 83 31 11
528 So, exactly how long have you been struggling with your weight? 1.4238 0.05269 151 100 38 13
529 I've never been more confident in diagnosing a depression. 1.4237 0.06067 118 79 28 11
530 Yes, you do seem to be under a lot of pressure. 1.4236 0.05538 144 97 33 14
531 Any pressing issues to discuss this week? 1.4236 0.04984 144 91 45 8
532 Sometimes a weight on your chest is JUST a weight on your chest. 1.4236 0.05625 144 98 31 15
533 Yes, I do have student loans. Why do you ask? 1.4234 0.05553 137 91 34 12
534 What is your most pressing concern right now? 1.4234 0.05743 137 93 30 14
535 So when did the voices tell you that Newton was wrong? 1.4233 0.05141 163 109 39 15
536 How long have you had chest pain? 1.4231 0.05148 156 103 40 13
537 At least you got that monkey off your back. 1.4228 0.05568 149 102 31 16
538 I find this technique useful when I discuss my fee. 1.4228 0.05232 149 98 39 12
539 At the end of the day, of course, it’s you who will have to do the heavy lifting. 1.4225 0.05594 142 96 32 14
540 If it's nothing pressing, we'll wait till next time. 1.4225 0.05682 142 97 30 15
541 This type of problem is best dealt with by a crane specialist not a brain specialist. 1.4224 0.06497 116 81 21 14
542 Well Brian, therapy can help, but you'll have to do a lot of heavy lifting. 1.4224 0.06017 116 77 29 10
543 No more surprise erections? The treatment's a success! 1.4221 0.05194 154 102 39 13
544 What a coincidence, I’m going to bill you a ton too. 1.4221 0.05434 154 105 33 16
545 While we await the crane, suppose you tell me a little about your mother. 1.4219 0.06036 128 88 26 14
546 So, tell me, how long has this been weighing on you? 1.4219 0.05502 128 83 36 9
547 If this doesn't fix your erection problem, nothing will. 1.4218 0.05705 147 102 28 17
548 Ok, you got the 16 tons but what did it get you? 1.4215 0.05956 121 81 29 11
549 Repressed, oppressed, or permanent pressed? 1.4215 0.05956 121 81 29 11
550 I see you are under a lot of pressure. 1.4214 0.05274 140 91 39 10
551 Trust me, it's still better then a chip on your shoulder. 1.4214 0.05917 140 98 25 17
552 I have to pee. 1.4214 0.05830 140 97 27 16
553 I see some concrete evidence of stress. 1.4214 0.05274 140 91 39 10
554 Let's start with a few deep breaths. 1.4214 0.05155 159 106 39 14
555 When you called, I assumed you we’re speaking metaphorically. 1.4211 0.05963 133 92 26 15
556 So you are saying it’s not metaphorical. Let’s run with that. 1.4211 0.05769 133 90 30 13
557 First of all, you could probably lose some weight. 1.4211 0.05669 133 89 32 12
558 Well at least you're not internalizing anymore. 1.4207 0.05240 145 95 39 11
559 Doctor, do you think I have a weight problem? 1.4207 0.05845 145 102 25 18
560 It seems you're still having a little trouble keeping the weight off. 1.4206 0.06000 126 86 27 13
561 It’s not an anxiety attack. It’s a panini press. 1.4206 0.06000 126 86 27 13
562 Would you say it feels more like pounds or kilograms? 1.4206 0.07278 107 79 11 17
563 I think I see the problem. 1.4204 0.04960 157 102 44 11
564 I'd suggest that it may not be "life" that is weighing you down. 1.4202 0.06258 119 82 24 13
565 Oh, all right, I'll bite. What do you need to get off your chest? 1.4202 0.06258 119 82 24 13
566 To paraphrase Freud, sometimes a ten-ton weight is just a ten-ton weight. 1.4200 0.05205 150 99 39 12
567 I sense that there is something you would like to get off your chest... 1.4198 0.05730 131 88 31 12
568 I see we don’t have a ton of time left - Oh! Sorry! - my phrasing was insensitive. 1.4198 0.05730 131 88 31 12
569 so how long have you had issues about being under weight? 1.4194 0.06070 124 85 26 13
570 We’ll get to that. First, tell me about your childhood. 1.4194 0.05503 124 80 36 8
571 Is it in the room with us now? 1.4191 0.05674 136 92 31 13
572 Now your eyes are getting heavy. 1.4191 0.05769 136 93 29 14
573 I know we’re delving into some heavy stuff today but you have to trust the process. 1.4186 0.05998 129 89 26 14
574 I can guide you, yes, but you'll have to do the heavy lifting. 1.4186 0.05579 129 85 34 10
575 Tell me more about your student loan debt. 1.4184 0.05341 141 93 37 11
576 I can see why you feel that way. 1.4184 0.05341 141 93 37 11
577 Comfie ? 1.4180 0.06464 122 87 19 16
578 I see. And are there any other pressing issues? 1.4180 0.05683 122 80 33 9
579 You seem a little flat today. 1.4173 0.05393 139 92 36 11
580 So, what do YOU think is causing all this pressure? 1.4172 0.05427 151 103 33 15
581 No, you are not imagining it. 1.4167 0.05531 144 98 32 14
582 We need to talk about the elephant in the room. 1.4167 0.05593 132 88 33 11
583 It could always be worse. You should have seen the guy who was referred here for butterflies in his stomach. 1.4167 0.05300 156 106 35 15
584 Weight weight, don't tell me. Just kidding... 1.4167 0.05895 132 91 27 14
585 When you said on your paperwork that you had a “Ton of Problems” I thought you were speaking figurativly. 1.4167 0.05443 144 97 34 13
586 If I told you that it was made of dark chocolate would you feel better? 1.4167 0.05488 132 87 35 10
587 Can you explain what kind of pressure you're under? 1.4167 0.05488 132 87 35 10
588 After five more years of therapy, it will still be there, but you won't care. 1.4167 0.05624 120 78 34 8
589 Now you know what a bra feels like. 1.4167 0.06567 96 64 24 8
590 I feel like I should get something off my chest 1.4161 0.05137 149 98 40 11
591 Trust me, you’ll feel better once you get it off your chest. 1.4161 0.05396 149 101 34 14
592 The airlines say they won’t let me fly with my comfort concrete counterweight unless I get a note from my psychiatrist. 1.4161 0.05735 137 94 29 14
593 I thought I asked you to go to the bathroom BEFORE we got started! 1.4161 0.06009 137 97 23 17
594 Frankly Henry, we’re sick & tired of hearing your ‘weight of the world’ crap. 1.4161 0.05545 137 92 33 12
595 I told you, it's only until they refill your Ritalin. 1.4160 0.06137 125 87 24 14
596 Of course I know I have a weight problem! 1.4155 0.05675 142 98 29 15
597 So was there anything you wanted to get off your chest? 1.4154 0.06157 130 92 22 16
598 I'm guessing you have something you want to get off your chest. 1.4153 0.05936 118 79 29 10
599 Great session today Bob! I think we really-dare I say-crushed it. 1.4150 0.05447 147 100 33 14
600 What seems to be troubling you, Mr. Jones? 1.4150 0.05361 147 99 35 13
601 You know George, most people would be happy to be underweight. 1.4150 0.05361 147 99 35 13
602 What do you mean by pressure? 1.4150 0.05184 147 97 39 11
603 Yes, I can see that it's not just a metaphor. 1.4148 0.05401 135 89 36 10
604 The first step is acknowledging your problem. 1.4146 0.05764 123 82 31 10
605 Many people do feel better after losing the weight. 1.4146 0.05878 123 83 29 11
606 You said you have something to get off your chest? 1.4146 0.06209 123 86 23 14
607 Well, you should have used the bathroom on your way in. 1.4143 0.05551 140 95 32 13
608 Slowly exhale through your nose and feel your limbs grow heavy." 1.4143 0.05458 140 94 34 12
609 So tell me, what seems to be the problem? 1.4143 0.05910 140 99 24 17
610 Let me guess... you've got something you want to get off your chest. 1.4143 0.05551 140 95 32 13
611 Let's not exaggerate...it is not the whole world, and it isn't really on your shoulders. 1.4141 0.05713 128 86 31 11
612 Thank you for coming, Mr. Abbott. Sorry about the weight. 1.4140 0.05425 157 109 31 17
613 It looks like you have a ton to talk about this week, so let's get started. 1.4138 0.05672 145 101 28 16
614 I'm sorry Kevin, we're out of time. 1.4136 0.05154 162 110 37 15
615 Just give the antidepressants another week or two to kick in." 1.4135 0.06050 133 94 23 16
616 No, I don’t think it’s all in your mind. 1.4135 0.05559 133 89 33 11
617 On a scale of 1 to 5 million, with 5 million being the greatest, how much pressure would you say you are feeling right now? 1.4133 0.05531 150 104 30 16
618 Tell me again: how many Viagra tablets? 1.4133 0.05691 150 106 26 18
619 I'm sensing there's something you want to get off your chest. 1.4133 0.05283 150 101 36 13
620 Tell me whenever you're ready - no pressure" 1.4132 0.06284 121 85 22 14
621 I see you have a lot you want to get off your chest. 1.4130 0.06148 138 100 19 19
622 I think we both know what's really bothering you. 1.4130 0.05513 138 93 33 12
623 I just wanted you to know how it feels with you on top. 1.4129 0.05552 155 109 28 18
624 Very good. And now I'd like you to visualize how you felt AFTER your mother's visit. 1.4127 0.06301 126 90 20 16
625 I get the impression your wife is forcing you to stay in therapy" 1.4127 0.05992 126 87 26 13
626 Look, either it’s this, or you learn to iron your own damn clothes. 1.4126 0.05815 143 101 25 17
627 So tell me why you've named it mommy. 1.4122 0.06118 131 93 22 16
628 On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate your feelings of entrapment? 1.4118 0.05183 170 118 34 18
629 Strangely enough this is actually the most common side-effect of your anti-depressant. 1.4114 0.05010 158 105 41 12
630 Sure you wouldn't rather drink the prep? 1.4113 0.05961 141 101 22 18
631 Some things are real and some are imagined.  Can you feel the difference? 1.4113 0.05139 141 92 40 9
632 Not funny, Fred. Now go get dressed before we're late for my mother's birthday party. 1.4113 0.05611 141 97 30 14
633 Describe this pressure you feel. 1.4113 0.05493 124 81 35 8
634 Why don't YOU tell me what you think your problem is? 1.4110 0.05556 146 101 30 15
635 Is there something you'd like to get off your chest, Howard? 1.4109 0.05887 129 89 27 13
636 Henry, I know what a metaphor is. You don't have to be so dramatic. 1.4109 0.05678 129 87 31 11
637 When you left a message telling me you were underweight, I assumed you meant you had an eating disorder 1.4109 0.06089 129 91 23 15
638 You *say* it helps keep you grounded, but I think your putting a lot of pressure on yourself. 1.4109 0.05116 129 82 41 6
639 Let's start with why you feel the need to wear such a large belt buckle. 1.4104 0.05918 134 94 25 15
640 I swear to God, if I hear one more "I just need to get this off my chest" quip... 1.4104 0.05213 134 87 39 8
641 So, is there anything you want to talk about? 1.4104 0.05823 134 93 27 14
642 Yes, but figuratively what do you think the problem is? 1.4101 0.05481 139 94 33 12
643 You didn’t even mention my new haircut 1.4101 0.05481 139 94 33 12
644 I must stress that you consider the gravity of this situation. 1.4098 0.05791 122 82 30 10
645 You may recall I only promised to help get the weight off your shoulders. 1.4097 0.05160 144 95 39 10
646 Seriously. It's a metaphor. 1.4094 0.05517 127 84 34 9
647 Anything you would like to talk about today, Stan ? 1.4094 0.05739 127 86 30 11
648 So you’ve added a few pounds and now you’re depressed? 1.4094 0.05130 149 99 39 11
649 There is such a thing as too much cowbell. 1.4091 0.05650 154 110 25 19
650 Just relax . . . .Breathe normally. . 1.4091 0.05686 132 90 30 12
651 Let's talk about your preoccupation with weight loss. 1.4091 0.05420 154 107 31 16
652 So would you describe your problems in kilograms or pounds? 1.4091 0.05584 132 89 32 11
653 This will test that Viagra substitute. 1.4091 0.05799 154 112 21 21
654 Let's talk about your panini nightmares. 1.4088 0.05727 137 95 28 14
655 So would it be fair to say you’ve felt under a lot of pressure lately? 1.4088 0.05727 137 95 28 14
656 When did you first notice this tightness in your chest? 1.4088 0.05536 137 93 32 12
657 If I rush to help you I'm not really listening, am I? 1.4087 0.06524 115 82 19 14
658 Yes, I see it too. 1.4085 0.05030 164 111 39 14
659 Let's skip the breathing exercises. 1.4085 0.05030 164 111 39 14
660 We're almost out of time. Is there anything else you'd like to get off your chest? 1.4085 0.05926 142 102 22 18
661 so you say you struggle with your weight. let's talk a little more about that 1.4085 0.05667 142 99 28 15
662 I’m hoping you charge by the hour and not the pound... 1.4085 0.05303 142 95 36 11
663 Describe to me what you think might be holding you back? 1.4085 0.05755 142 100 26 16
664 The good news is, you don't have anxiety. 1.4083 0.05857 120 81 29 10
665 Not to worry - my next patient has a superman complex. 1.4082 0.05525 147 102 30 15
666 And this “roadrunner,” does he have a name? 1.4082 0.05525 147 102 30 15
667 I gotta say, Gary, a lot of your problems seem to be self-inflicted. 1.4079 0.05058 152 101 40 11
668 Before we finish this session, is there anything you'd like to get off your chest? 1.4076 0.05343 157 109 32 16
669 Well.., psychosomatic conditions can feel very real sometimes. 1.4076 0.05108 157 106 38 13
670 Next time, let's discuss your anxiety through the use of simile instead of metaphor. 1.4074 0.05787 135 94 27 14
671 You really need to stop putting so much pressure on yourself. 1.4074 0.05183 135 88 39 8
672 You’ll feel better when you get it off your chest. 1.4074 0.05691 135 93 29 13
673 I think you need to lighten up. 1.4069 0.05405 145 99 33 13
674 Why do you put so much pressure on yourself? 1.4067 0.05524 150 105 29 16
675 And what pressing issues will we be dealing with in today's session? 1.4065 0.05981 123 85 26 12
676 What would you like to talk about, Mr. Panini? 1.4062 0.05703 128 87 30 11
677 So, what's on your mind? 1.4062 0.05915 128 89 26 13
678 Ya know, I'm just going to skip the childhood questions for now. 1.4062 0.05810 128 88 28 12
679 Awearness of the problem does not solve the problem. 1.4062 0.05594 128 86 32 10
680 On the other hand, sometimes a weight is just a weight 1.4062 0.05594 128 86 32 10
681 Try not to focus on what you’re no longer able to do. 1.4060 0.05341 133 88 36 9
682 All right, so here I am. What's this 'big thing' you need 'to get off your chest' 1.4058 0.05504 138 94 32 12
683 I usually deal with more figurative problems. 1.4058 0.05407 138 93 34 11
684 My feet itch 1.4058 0.05599 138 95 30 13
685 I know you have been under a lot of pressure lately. 1.4056 0.05457 143 98 32 13
686 And you say you also have difficulty breathing? 1.4054 0.05059 148 98 40 10
687 So, tell me what the problem is. 1.4051 0.05082 158 107 38 13
688 This is the only cognitive behavioral therapy method approved by your insurance. 1.4051 0.05315 158 110 32 16
689 I notice you're still thinking concretely. 1.4051 0.05002 158 106 40 12
690 So, you say you feel paralyzed at times? 1.4050 0.05818 121 82 29 10
691 Look at the bright side, Steve. You've completely squashed the monkey on your back. 1.4048 0.05356 168 120 28 20
692 I see you’re dating again. 1.4048 0.06087 126 89 23 14
693 It seems there is something you need to get off your chest. 1.4046 0.05914 131 92 25 14
694 At least you don’t have a chip on your shoulder. 1.4046 0.05712 131 90 29 12
695 It looks like our time is up. Shall I call for a Lyft? 1.4043 0.05419 141 96 33 12
696 Well, finally you have a good reason for being depressed. 1.4043 0.05602 141 98 29 14
697 I don't think Viagra will solve your problem. 1.4043 0.05511 141 97 31 13
698 It’ll feel good to get things off your chest. 1.4043 0.05602 141 98 29 14
699 Seems like you need to get something off your chest. 1.4043 0.05511 141 97 31 13
700 Have you always been self-conscious about your weight? 1.4041 0.05632 146 103 27 16
701 I think you're putting too much pressure on yourself. 1.4041 0.05462 146 101 31 14
702 So. . .tell me what you think might be holding you back. 1.4041 0.05286 146 99 35 12
703 Is this a recent problem, or were you under weight at birth 1.4038 0.05286 156 108 33 15
704 Charlie, is there anything you want to get off your chest? 1.4034 0.05885 119 81 28 10
705 Don't get up. 1.4031 0.06179 129 93 20 16
706 Is there anything concrete that you can point to as an obstacle to your self-realization? 1.4030 0.05414 134 90 34 10
707 Let’s focus on your most pressing issues 1.4030 0.05203 134 88 38 8
708 How does it feel to actualize a metaphor? 1.4029 0.05751 139 98 26 15
709 Actually the weight of the world is a thousand trillion metric tons so let's not catastrophize everything OK? 1.4028 0.05603 144 101 28 15
710 Oh. You were being literal. 1.4028 0.05151 144 96 38 10
711 No, I don't think you're imagining it. 1.4027 0.04848 149 97 44 8
712 Well, whether it's Freudian or Jungian is really beside the point, don't you think? 1.4027 0.05296 149 102 34 13
713 I can't help but notice you've put on weight. 1.4027 0.05380 149 103 32 14
714 So, how do you feel now that that weight is off your shoulders? 1.4026 0.05254 154 106 34 14
715 Or, you could learn to iron. 1.4024 0.04948 164 111 40 13
716 So, what's got you down? 1.4024 0.05241 164 115 32 17
717 Bear in mind that sometimes a weight is just a weight. 1.4016 0.05662 122 82 31 9
718 Usually in marriage counseling, you bring your wife. But you say this is less painful? 1.4016 0.05780 122 83 29 10
719 I think I know why you can't get out of bed in the morning. 1.4016 0.05619 127 86 31 10
720 I suppose maybe its not all in your head. 1.4015 0.05253 132 87 37 8
721 On the other hand, sometimes a two-ton block of concrete is just a two-ton block of concrete. 1.4015 0.05677 132 91 29 12
722 The weight won't come off until you admit you have a problem. 1.4015 0.05574 132 90 31 11
723 I'm glad to see you took that weight off your shoulders. 1.4015 0.05677 132 91 29 12
724 I’ve consulted one of my colleagues on your case. He’s a crane operator. 1.4015 0.05677 132 91 29 12
725 I'm happy to say that the tightness in your chest has nothing to do with your anxiety. 1.4015 0.05877 132 93 25 14
726 Now do you understand the meaning of 'literally'? 1.4015 0.06070 132 95 21 16
727 Look on the bright side: my last patient had something gnawing at his brain. 1.4015 0.05574 132 90 31 11
728 I took a load off Fanny, and she put the load right on me. 1.4015 0.05623 137 95 29 13
729 Where would you like to start today? 1.4014 0.05659 142 100 27 15
730 So tell me, what would you like to get off your chest today? 1.4014 0.05388 142 97 33 12
731 Tell me now, what did you want to get off your chest ? 1.4014 0.05388 142 97 33 12
732 So tell me what’s bothering you. 1.4014 0.05257 147 100 35 12
733 There’s a metaphor here but I can’t quite place it... 1.4014 0.05257 147 100 35 12
734 I understand that you have something to get off your chest. 1.4013 0.05219 152 104 35 13
735 Tell me, what’s keeping you down? 1.4013 0.04784 152 99 45 8
736 Why don't you try focusing on the positive? 1.4000 0.05792 125 86 28 11
737 Mr. Hobbes, I think it's time we talk about your first crush. 1.4000 0.05534 140 97 30 13
738 Norman, 'meet the press'. 1.4000 0.05964 120 83 26 11
739 We've talked about how you tend to magnify your problems, Jeffrey. It may feel like the weight of the world, but I assure you, it's five tons, at most. 1.4000 0.05534 140 97 30 13
740 Not that this helps you , Mr. Smith, but did you know that 100 kilograms of feathers would hurt just as much? 1.4000 0.05382 135 91 34 10
741 The good thing is that now you’ll cook quickly and evenly. 1.4000 0.05656 145 103 26 16
742 So what can we take away from this session? 1.4000 0.05267 150 103 34 13
743 For erections lasting more than four hours, consult a physician. 1.4000 0.05565 125 84 32 9
744 And lastly we need to discuss the matter of your unpaid bill. 1.4000 0.05441 140 96 32 12
745 It appears you're suffering from an inability to comprehend metaphors. 1.4000 0.05031 160 109 38 13
746 Honestly Doc, I think my mother is the least of my worries 1.4000 0.05306 155 108 32 15
747 Your co-pay is only good up to 100 kilos. 1.4000 0.05416 130 87 34 9
748 Yes, but how do you feel inside? 1.4000 0.05534 140 97 30 13
749 Try smiling more. 1.4000 0.05596 150 107 26 17
750 I could tell you what the problem is right now, but you've already paid for five sessions, so let's talk it out. 1.4000 0.05063 155 105 38 12
751 So what do you think is the problem? 1.4000 0.04980 155 104 40 11
752 Before we can get anything off your chest, I need to see proof of insurance and a valid ID. 1.4000 0.06041 130 93 22 15
753 Are you sure this is what a mammogram feels like? 1.3987 0.05355 153 107 31 15
754 Just feel yourself floating above the couch. 1.3986 0.05316 148 102 33 13
755 I am trying to relax...I'm under a lot of pressure 1.3986 0.05713 143 102 25 16
756 Honey, there is a better way to iron your pants. 1.3986 0.05074 143 95 39 9
757 And do you feel you have been sleepwalking less? 1.3986 0.05776 138 98 25 15
758 Or we could up your meds. 1.3986 0.05684 138 97 27 14
759 Jeez, enough with the weight of white male privilege, already. 1.3986 0.05684 138 97 27 14
760 Is there something you would like to get off your chest? 1.3985 0.05840 133 94 25 14
761 Would you care to talk about it? 1.3985 0.05540 133 91 31 11
762 You have a gift for metaphor, Mr. Kleindienst. 1.3985 0.05742 133 93 27 13
763 Doc, I'm under a lot of pressure. 1.3985 0.05742 133 93 27 13
764 Anxiety can cause shortness of breath. 1.3976 0.04748 166 111 44 11
765 I've got a ton of problems, doc. 1.3974 0.04979 151 101 40 10
766 Well, at least we got it off your shoulders. 1.3974 0.05322 151 105 32 14
767 I'm glad to see you got the chip off your shoulder. 1.3973 0.05366 146 101 32 13
768 Sometimes progress comes from simply getting up and getting started. Have you tried that? 1.3973 0.05095 146 98 38 10
769 Your metaphor is showing. 1.3972 0.05593 141 99 28 14
770 Xanax for your metaphorically crushing anxiety; a crane for your literally crushing anxiety 1.3972 0.05683 141 100 26 15
771 I can now confirm for sure that it's not just in your head. 1.3971 0.05248 136 91 36 9
772 So what's really bothering you? 1.3969 0.05492 131 89 32 10
773 Any pressing concerns holding you down? 1.3969 0.06002 131 94 22 15
774 I don’t know doctor, without it I get the feeling I’ll just float away. 1.3969 0.05701 131 91 28 12
775 Look on the bright side. I bill by the hour, not the pound. 1.3969 0.05598 131 90 30 11
776 I sense you have something to get off your chest. 1.3968 0.05971 126 89 24 13
777 You don't have to mansplain the metaphor, Marvin. I understand it. 1.3968 0.05864 126 88 26 12
778 First we have to identify what is weighing you down. 1.3967 0.06039 121 85 24 12
779 The good news is it’s not psychological guilt that’s crushing you, Vincent. 1.3966 0.06107 116 81 24 11
780 I'm referring you out to a planet with less gravity. 1.3961 0.05164 154 106 35 13
781 Happy to squeeze you in! 1.3960 0.05200 149 102 35 12
782 As I recall, in our last session you mentioned there was something you’d like to get off your chest. 1.3960 0.05112 149 101 37 11
783 It's an effective treatment for sleepwalking, though there are some mild side-effects 1.3957 0.05168 139 93 37 9
784 So, what exactly would you like to get off your chest? 1.3957 0.05463 139 96 31 12
785 I'm sorry. I always thought you were speaking metaphorically. 1.3957 0.05168 139 93 37 9
786 It seems like no matter what you try, you always end up putting the weight back on. 1.3955 0.06087 134 98 19 17
787 I have a ton of things to talk about, Doc. 1.3955 0.05707 134 94 27 13
788 Anvil, shmanvil. Tell me about your mother. 1.3953 0.05969 129 92 23 14
789 You have a severe case of compression. 1.3953 0.05438 129 87 33 9
790 Why can't you just carry the weight on your shoulders like everybody else? 1.3953 0.05657 129 89 29 11
791 And how do you think it makes the crane feel? 1.3953 0.05438 129 87 33 9
792 So, go ahead, what’s this “tons of stuff you wanted to get off you chest” ? 1.3950 0.05232 119 77 37 5
793 I'm afraid our time is up, so you might want to bring this up again next time. 1.3950 0.05873 119 82 27 10
794 In situations like yours, I recommend a combination of talk therapy and demolition. 1.3946 0.05592 147 105 26 16
795 Well, I see your time is almost up. 1.3946 0.05248 147 101 34 12
796 Well, why don't you start by describing it. 1.3944 0.05470 142 99 30 13
797 So it looks like you need to get something off your chest. 1.3942 0.05419 137 94 32 11
798 So you say there’s something you’d like to get off your chest? 1.3942 0.05614 137 96 28 13
799 ..and of these, which do you think is most pressing? 1.3939 0.05867 132 94 24 14
800 Well, look at the bright side. At least it's not weighing on your mind! 1.3939 0.05563 132 91 30 11
801 At least the iron supplement seems to be working. 1.3938 0.05327 160 114 29 17
802 Your emotional issues stem from the fact that you are under weight. 1.3937 0.05826 127 89 26 12
803 Okay, I've visualized it. Now what? 1.3937 0.05718 127 88 28 11
804 Now, Frank, what seems to be the trouble? 1.3937 0.05826 127 89 26 12
805 so tell me why we're here today 1.3937 0.06037 127 91 22 14
806 Would you say you've been under a lot of pressure lately? 1.3937 0.05495 127 86 32 9
807 Yes, but what's really troubling you? 1.3935 0.05218 155 108 33 14
808 I’ll get it. 1.3934 0.05884 122 85 26 11
809 I get it. You don't want kids. 1.3934 0.06220 122 88 20 14
810 Can't we just buy an iron? 1.3933 0.05588 150 108 25 17
811 Now, I know you have a ton to process... 1.3933 0.05172 150 103 35 12
812 Sometimes a 500-pound weight is just a 500-pound weight. 1.3933 0.05343 150 105 31 14
813 Stop complaining. I have to go through menopause. 1.3933 0.04996 150 101 39 10
814 Are you still experiencing erectile dysfunction? 1.3932 0.06185 117 83 22 12
815 I thought I'd give you a sense of what these sessions are like for me. 1.3932 0.05942 117 81 26 10
816 Normally these huge weights are just metaphors 1.3931 0.05113 145 98 37 10
817 Seems like you’ve been under a lot of pressure, Frank. Tell me what that feels like. 1.3931 0.05206 145 99 35 11
818 Let's start by talking about your weight. 1.3931 0.05387 145 101 31 13
819 Depressed? 1.3929 0.05617 140 99 27 14
820 If you must know, a co-worker bet me a thousand dollars I couldn't keep a man for a week. 1.3926 0.05371 135 92 33 10
821 I know, but have you SEEN your posture?! 1.3923 0.05180 130 86 37 7
822 I guess I assumed something different from your voicemail. I'm not sure if I can help you. 1.3923 0.05621 130 90 29 11
823 So, what seems to be bothering you? 1.3923 0.05621 130 90 29 11
824 Don't worry–it's part of the treatment. Each week we add weight until we crush your soul. Then we build you back up again. 1.3923 0.05830 130 92 25 13
825 And it's not being removed until after the 2020 election. 1.3923 0.05621 130 90 29 11
826 Harold, is there something you want to get off your chest? 1.3923 0.05931 130 93 23 14
827 Well, that’s the sixty nine hundred pound question, Dan. 1.3923 0.05726 130 91 27 12
828 I sense you want to get something off your chest. 1.3923 0.05726 130 91 27 12
829 Now try imagining, instead of a ton of cement - it's a ton of feathers. 1.3922 0.05183 153 106 34 13
830 It's the Fed's. They decided against electronic monitoring". 1.3920 0.05668 125 86 29 10
831 Ok. The mattress is extra firm. You proved your point. 1.3920 0.05781 125 87 27 11
832 Well, that should hold you until the little blue pill wears off. 1.3920 0.05781 125 87 27 11
833 Talk more about your addiction to giant foam cowbells. 1.3919 0.05561 148 106 26 16
834 How long is your mother-in-law staying? 1.3917 0.05461 120 80 33 7
835 Well, at least we took care of the monkey on your back. 1.3916 0.05529 143 101 28 14
836 Do you have anything you'd like to get off your chest? 1.3916 0.05348 143 99 32 12
837 You could resolve the issue you have with your parents, but I'm thinking the relief you're looking for might have a simpler solution. 1.3913 0.05387 138 95 32 11
838 You feel like you're unable to get up off the couch. Why do you think that is? 1.3913 0.05387 138 95 32 11
839 Nothing a little Xanax won’t fix. 1.3910 0.04861 156 105 41 10
840 Well, I think we should address your most pressing issues first. 1.3910 0.05319 133 90 34 9
841 Please hold on while my office verifies your insurance coverage and calculates your co-pay. 1.3910 0.05100 133 88 38 7
842 So, you mentioned that there's something that you'd like to get off your chest. 1.3906 0.05572 128 88 30 10
843 Now for the true test for that Extra Extra VIAGRA! 1.3906 0.06099 128 93 20 15
844 Is there anything you'd like to get off of your chest? 1.3902 0.05298 164 118 28 18
845 I’ve had a problem lately with patients leaving without paying. 1.3902 0.05958 123 87 24 12
846 I confess, it began as a simple pyramid scheme. 1.3902 0.06178 123 89 20 14
847 You will feel a lot better if you just get it off your chest. 1.3901 0.05584 141 100 27 14
848 We can start as soon as you've made yourself comfortable... 1.3901 0.05010 141 94 39 8
849 Anything else pressing you today? 1.3901 0.05399 141 98 31 12
850 I believe we have gone beyond 'baggage.' 1.3901 0.05305 141 97 33 11
851 The weight always comes back. 1.3901 0.05010 141 94 39 8
852 See? I bet you’re not even thinking about your identity crisis now. 1.3898 0.05650 118 80 30 8
853 I suppose you want to get something off your chest? 1.3897 0.05441 136 94 31 11
854 After weeks of exasperation, Dr. Thompson literally shows Jim the correct use of the word "literally." 1.3897 0.05827 136 98 23 15
855 So tell me, what’s on your mind? 1.3896 0.05072 154 106 36 12
856 My fee is $250, but I charge extra if heavy lifting is required. 1.3894 0.05683 113 76 30 7
857 Try to put it into words. 1.3893 0.05690 131 92 27 12
858 An hour may not be enough. 1.3889 0.05317 144 100 32 12
859 Sorry, time's up. 1.3889 0.06556 108 78 18 12
860 I don’t insist that it’s self-imposed but it’s curious that it has a handle. 1.3889 0.05282 126 84 35 7
861 What you’re describing, George, sounds like angina. 1.3885 0.05547 139 98 28 13
862 I'm under a lot of pressure... 1.3885 0.05258 139 95 34 10
863 It’s about focusing on something bigger than yourself 1.3885 0.05732 139 100 24 15
864 I'm certain that to you it feels like a pressing issue. 1.3885 0.05452 139 97 30 12
865 Relax. 1.3885 0.05452 139 97 30 12
866 You're free to leave at any time. 1.3885 0.05157 139 94 36 9
867 I don’t think I can stomach this much longer. 1.3885 0.05258 139 95 34 10
868 Now try running away from your problems. 1.3884 0.06251 121 88 19 14
869 I think you mean ‘figuratively’ crushing your will to live. 1.3884 0.05794 121 84 27 10
870 Mmmhmm...and how does that make you feel? 1.3882 0.05117 152 105 35 12
871 I sense that you are suffering from a cliche. 1.3881 0.05495 134 93 30 11
872 I used to have chip on my shoulder. 1.3878 0.05327 147 103 31 13
873 Better start getting up now; the session is over in 50 minutes. 1.3878 0.05499 147 105 27 15
874 Literally, a ton of problems? 1.3878 0.05327 147 103 31 13
875 Yes, feeling unable to breathe is often due to anxiety, but there are other causes. 1.3876 0.05198 129 86 36 7
876 You look like you're under a lot of pressure. 1.3876 0.05537 129 89 30 10
877 How long have you been afraid of blowing away? 1.3876 0.05645 129 90 28 11
878 You're the one who said the ankle bracelet was too cumbersome. 1.3875 0.05169 160 113 32 15
879 Doctor, I don't think you're grasping the gravity of this situation. 1.3874 0.05748 111 75 29 7
880 Ok, but what's on your MIND? 1.3873 0.05551 142 101 27 14
881 I understand but how do you FEEL about it ? 1.3869 0.05308 137 94 33 10
882 Let's talk for a minute about your weight. 1.3869 0.05603 137 97 27 13
883 Metaphorically, Dale. 1.3869 0.05308 137 94 33 10
884 Let me guess, you have something you need to get off your chest? 1.3866 0.05483 119 80 32 7
885 So, you've been under a lot of pressure lately. 1.3866 0.06098 119 85 22 12
886 It's how your wife feels when you make love to her. 1.3865 0.05245 163 117 29 17
887 I sense there's something you'd like to get off your chest. 1.3864 0.05756 132 94 25 13
888 Unless that was put there by your mother, I'm not going to be much help. 1.3864 0.05655 132 93 27 12
889 Wouldn't your life be a bit easier, Mr. Pomeroy, if you wore a smaller belt buckle? 1.3864 0.05655 132 93 27 12
890 I asked you to use the bathroom before we started! 1.3864 0.05856 132 95 23 14
891 Oh, I thought you were speaking metaphorically. 1.3864 0.05446 132 91 31 10
892 So, tell me about your mother. 1.3864 0.05655 132 93 27 12
893 I wish I had a dollar for every time someone tells me they have a ton of issues to talk about. 1.3864 0.05446 132 91 31 10
894 So, what I am hearing, is that you're under extreme pressure. 1.3862 0.05466 145 103 28 14
895 Unfortunately, I charge by the pound 1.3861 0.05214 158 112 31 15
896 So why do you call it Donald? 1.3860 0.06169 114 81 22 11
897 Yes, but how does it make you feel? 1.3858 0.06025 127 92 21 14
898 Yes I’ve been under a lot of pressure lately. 1.3858 0.05482 127 87 31 9
899 Isn't this an improvement to being stuck between a rock and a hard place? 1.3858 0.05814 127 90 25 12
900 Something’s weighing on you. I can see it. 1.3857 0.05420 140 98 30 12
901 Lots of people have weight problems. 1.3857 0.05514 140 99 28 13
902 Let me refer you to my colleague, Dr. Wile E. Coyote. 1.3857 0.05514 140 99 28 13
903 'Have you tried mindfulness?' 1.3857 0.05514 140 99 28 13
904 Need to get something off your chest? 1.3857 0.05698 140 101 24 15
905 I can see you've been under a lot of pressure lately. 1.3853 0.06373 109 78 20 11
906 You'll feel relief as you delve further back into your childhood, and the crane arrives. 1.3852 0.05360 135 93 32 10
907 Let’s try some word association. Trapezoid? 1.3852 0.05256 135 92 34 9
908 I sense you have a pressing concern. 1.3852 0.05462 135 94 30 11
909 I only do emotional heavy lifting. 1.3851 0.04938 148 100 39 9
910 You seem to be under a great deal of pressure. 1.3851 0.05383 148 105 29 14
911 Mr. Smith, is there something you'd like to get off your chest? 1.3846 0.05244 143 99 33 11
912 I'll start by saying I sense there is something you need to get off your chest... 1.3846 0.05502 130 90 30 10
913 There's something I've been wanting to get off my chest. 1.3846 0.05818 130 93 24 13
914 Yes, it's a firm mattress. 1.3846 0.05502 130 90 30 10
915 It’s a new therapy. This weight is instantly trivializing all your other problems. 1.3846 0.05519 143 102 27 14
916 Well, at least now we have a problem a bit more concrete to deal with. 1.3846 0.05429 143 101 29 13
917 Normally I bill by the hour, but in your case it will be by the pound. 1.3841 0.05220 151 106 32 13
918 Last session you mentioned that you needed to get something off your chest. Anything you'd like to share today? 1.3841 0.05468 151 109 26 16
919 If you don't want to try ballroom dancing, just say so. 1.3841 0.05387 151 108 28 15
920 You look depressed today. 1.3841 0.04960 151 103 38 10
921 It won't seem so heavy if you use the metric system. 1.3841 0.05277 138 95 33 10
922 I believe I had mentioned weight gain as a side effect... 1.3841 0.05277 138 95 33 10
923 Grunting is not an answer, Mr Jensen. Now tell me again about your mother's expectations. 1.3841 0.04859 138 91 41 6
924 I sense there’s something you want to get off your chest. 1.3841 0.05176 138 94 35 9
925 I just feel like I have an average size human under me all the time 1.3840 0.06094 125 91 20 14
926 What did you think it would feel like? 1.3840 0.05655 125 87 28 10
927 So when you say “lots of pressure”, do you mean from work or at home? 1.3836 0.04704 159 107 43 9
928 As per your instructions, I took the load off Fanny and put it right on you. 1.3836 0.05075 146 100 36 10
929 Psychiatrist, no, I am just waiting for your family to pay the ransom. 1.3835 0.05413 133 92 31 10
930 So what’s been keeping you down lately? 1.3835 0.05720 133 95 25 13
931 At least you're grounded. 1.3835 0.05620 133 94 27 12
932 Don’t despair. My two-o’clock is carrying the weight of the entire world. 1.3833 0.06283 120 88 18 14
933 I can’t do all the heavy lifting in this marriage. 1.3831 0.05146 154 108 33 13
934 Is this better than the elephant or worse than the elephant? 1.3831 0.04892 154 105 39 10
935 I really thought you were speaking metaphorically. 1.3831 0.05388 154 111 27 16
936 Let’s unpack what you mean by a heaviness in your chest. Is it a sadness, or perhaps more like a 10 ton weight that is holding you down? Oh, I’m sorry. Our time here is up. We’ll pursue this more next time. 1.3830 0.05752 141 103 22 16
937 What would you like to talk about today. 1.3830 0.05482 141 100 28 13
938 You'd be amazed by how just talking about it helps. 1.3830 0.05294 141 98 32 11
939 Let's start over, but this time, tell me what really happened. 1.3830 0.05573 141 101 26 14
940 The point of coming to therapy is to get things off your chest. 1.3828 0.05882 128 92 23 13
941 Throw it out if it doesn't spark joy! 1.3828 0.06088 128 94 19 15
942 Have you tried lifting with your legs? 1.3826 0.05682 149 110 21 18
943 There's a metaphor in here, I can feel it. 1.3826 0.05181 149 104 33 12
944 I see you've finally gotten that monkey off your back. 1.3824 0.05529 136 96 28 12
945 No, I meant "emotional" baggage. You are such a concrete thinker, sometimes. 1.3824 0.05722 136 98 24 14
946 In future, might I suggest you just tell me how you feel. 1.3824 0.05429 136 95 30 11
947 Describe the sensation you are having again? 1.3824 0.05529 136 96 28 12
948 Given the circumstances, you're holding up well. 1.3821 0.05479 123 84 31 8
949 Too much cowbell. 1.3821 0.06482 123 93 13 17
950 So how are you feeling? 1.3819 0.05025 144 98 37 9
951 Accept the things you cannot change. 1.3819 0.05121 144 99 35 10
952 It looks like there is something you want to get off your chest. 1.3819 0.05307 144 101 31 12
953 I'm not making light of your situation. 1.3819 0.04828 144 96 41 7
954 I know you’re under a lot of pressure at work but do you have to bring it home with you? 1.3819 0.05025 144 98 37 9
955 I’ve felt like this since January of 2017. 1.3819 0.05913 144 108 17 19
956 Most people are here against their will. 1.3817 0.05574 131 92 28 11
957 Yes, but how does the giant block of concrete make you feel? 1.3817 0.05679 131 93 26 12
958 Just say whatever comes to mind, no pressure. 1.3816 0.05275 152 108 30 14
959 Mansplain your way out of this. 1.3816 0.05275 152 108 30 14
960 You're phone is ringing. 1.3815 0.04947 173 123 34 16
961 Though Martin had doubts about his therapists methods, he couldn’t argue that his work related stress seemed less significant during these sessions. 1.3813 0.05246 139 96 33 10
962 So, tell me about your new crush. 1.3813 0.05146 139 95 35 9
963 Sometimes one’s childhood just isn’t all that relevant. 1.3813 0.05441 139 98 29 12
964 For most patients, losing the weight is easier than keeping if off. 1.3813 0.05536 139 99 27 13
965 Let's talk more about this so-called "baggage." 1.3813 0.05441 139 98 29 12
966 Just a hunch, but before we start is there anything you need to get off your chest? 1.3813 0.05006 160 112 35 13
967 Don't worry. It will be removed once your bill is paid. 1.3813 0.04926 160 111 37 12
968 Not to add to your problems but you do realize you're liable for the couch also. 1.3810 0.05387 126 86 32 8
969 Do I see what? 1.3810 0.05138 147 102 34 11
970 So the way you’ve described it, Gerry, it has some sort of a ring on top. Tell me more about that. 1.3810 0.05730 126 89 26 11
971 So you don't think the problem is in your head. 1.3810 0.05387 126 86 32 8
972 Obviously, you want to get something off your chest. 1.3810 0.05948 126 91 22 13
973 ...And you say the anxiety is crushing? 1.3806 0.04780 155 105 41 9
974 The first step is accepting you need to lose weight. 1.3806 0.05280 155 111 29 15
975 Why are you here Mr. Blake? 1.3806 0.05380 134 93 31 10
976 To say you have something to get off your chest is a bit of an understatement. 1.3805 0.05666 113 77 29 7
977 Now, I trust you'll be less casual with the word "literally". 1.3804 0.04862 163 113 38 12
978 And for how long have you imagined yourself a panini, Mr. Braxton? 1.3803 0.05450 142 101 28 13
979 No Mr. Jenkins, I assure you as your psychiatrist that I do not think the feeling of a giant weight bearing down on you is all in your head. 1.3803 0.05263 142 99 32 11
980 More cowbell? 1.3803 0.05450 142 101 28 13
981 Have you thought about less weight and more reps? 1.3803 0.05450 142 101 28 13
982 Okay, I get it. You're feeling depressed. 1.3803 0.04970 142 96 38 8
983 I prefer to use concrete metaphors with my patients. 1.3802 0.05898 121 86 24 11
984 Apparently you can keep a good man down. 1.3802 0.05660 121 84 28 9
985 When you said you "needed to get something off your chest," I expected something more ... figurative. 1.3800 0.05065 150 104 35 11
986 What do YOU feel is keeping you down? 1.3800 0.05153 150 105 33 12
987 You know and I know there's something you need to get off your chest. 1.3798 0.05413 129 89 31 9
988 This giant weight, do you see it in the room right now? 1.3798 0.05524 129 90 29 10
989 And what else do you want to get off your chest? 1.3796 0.05397 137 96 30 11
990 Believe me, it’ll be good to get this off your chest. 1.3793 0.05542 145 105 25 15
991 If you could wave a magic wand, what positive changes would you make happen in your life? 1.3793 0.05455 145 104 27 14
992 I think you’ll feel better, Mr. Jones, if you unburden yourself. 1.3791 0.04819 153 104 40 9
993 Let's start out by taking a deep breath, relaxing, and then telling me what you want to get off your chest. 1.3790 0.05905 124 89 23 12
994 ...and then I’ve got this weight problem. 1.3790 0.05905 124 89 23 12
995 Well at least we've gotten it off your shoulders. 1.3788 0.05643 132 94 26 12
996 No, I don’t think it’s a heart attack 1.3788 0.05217 132 90 34 8
997 I see you’ve put that weight back on 1.3788 0.05434 132 92 30 10
998 And now for the gravity vs. Viagra test. 1.3788 0.05643 132 94 26 12
999 I see. Still, I'd like to explore your relationship with your parents. 1.3786 0.05313 140 98 31 11
1000 Anyway, enough about my father. What did you say you were here for? 1.3786 0.05503 140 100 27 13
1001 Clearly, the problem is your mother. 1.3786 0.05313 140 98 31 11
1002 And then,after I got my hair done,I went to the market and bumped into Madge who told me Harley's gonna get surgery on his prostate,and I told her... 1.3786 0.05313 140 98 31 11
1003 I'm sorry, your insurance doesn't cover removal. 1.3786 0.05596 140 101 25 14
1004 Sorry. The first session doesn't usually get this heavy. 1.3786 0.05313 140 98 31 11
1005 This isn't psychology. It's simple physics. 1.3786 0.05313 140 98 31 11
1006 You know, you'd feel a lot better if you just got it off your chest. 1.3784 0.05287 148 105 30 13
1007 See? Farting cured! 1.3784 0.05287 148 105 30 13
1008 You seem a little depressed today. 1.3784 0.05542 148 108 24 16
1009 But how does it feel? More like kilograms or pounds? 1.3782 0.05722 119 83 27 9
1010 I know we normally discuss what is on your mind but today I thought we would explore other areas. 1.3780 0.05469 127 88 30 9
1011 You gotta lighten up, Frank. 1.3780 0.05582 127 89 28 10
1012 So... Tell me more about your mother. 1.3778 0.05348 135 94 31 10
1013 You really want to make this all about you 1.3778 0.05450 135 95 29 11
1014 So, you can’t seem to get out of bed in the morning? 1.3776 0.05418 143 102 28 13
1015 Honestly, my primary concern is how I'm going to get you out of here for my next appointment. 1.3776 0.05233 143 100 32 11
1016 I am not uncertain that you do, in fact, understand the gravity of your situation, Mr. Moskowitz. 1.3776 0.05326 143 101 30 12
1017 Good to hear you got that weight off you shoulders, but I think you've still got something on your chest. 1.3776 0.05508 143 103 26 14
1018 That writer's block is worse than I thought. 1.3775 0.04768 151 102 41 8
1019 Make yourself comfortable...we have a ton of stuff to cover. 1.3775 0.05038 151 105 35 11
1020 Now just relax and BE the cement. 1.3772 0.05763 114 79 27 8
1021 Stop exaggerating 1.3770 0.05500 122 84 30 8
1022 I would like to begin with the way you load the dishwasher. 1.3769 0.05702 130 93 25 12
1023 I don't typically treat this kind of depression with medication. 1.3769 0.05702 130 93 25 12
1024 What is it exactly you'd like to get off your chest? 1.3769 0.05908 130 95 21 14
1025 The Kundera therapy for the unbearable lightness of being. 1.3769 0.05597 130 92 27 11
1026 I'm not trying to understate the gravity of your situation. 1.3768 0.04954 138 93 38 7
1027 Doc, I'm self-conscious about my weight. 1.3768 0.05558 138 99 26 13
1028 Have you tried using a conventional iron and an ironing board? 1.3768 0.05364 138 97 30 11
1029 Carrying extra weight can be a factor in depression... 1.3768 0.05060 138 94 36 8
1030 I only promised to to ease your mind. 1.3767 0.05424 146 105 27 14
1031 I think you're being a little dramatic, Paul. 1.3767 0.05156 146 102 33 11
1032 We were talking last time about the incredible lightness of being. 1.3767 0.05424 146 105 27 14
1033 It seems you want to get something off your chest. 1.3767 0.04969 146 100 37 9
1034 You look depressed. 1.3766 0.05053 154 108 34 12
1035 Is there something you wanted to get off of your chest? 1.3765 0.05003 170 122 32 16
1036 Well, the weight is clearly off your shoulders, so I’d say we’re making progress. 1.3761 0.05913 117 83 24 10
1037 I never thought my weight would become an issue. 1.3761 0.05913 117 83 24 10
1038 Have you considered taking less Viagra? 1.3760 0.06187 125 93 17 15
1039 Welcome to Flatiron Therapy! 1.3760 0.05755 125 89 25 11
1040 When you called I thought it was just an idiom. 1.3760 0.05975 125 91 21 13
1041 I have a feeling that there’s something you’d like to get off your chest. 1.3759 0.05505 133 94 28 11
1042 So what I hear you saying is that you feel like you're under a lot of pressure right now 1.3759 0.05087 141 97 35 9
1043 Well, at least you don’t snore any more. 1.3759 0.05562 141 102 25 14
1044 Stop complaining. You know, you're lucky to be alive. 1.3759 0.05282 141 99 31 11
1045 That's why you're here - to get things off your chest. 1.3759 0.05087 141 97 35 9
1046 Honestly, your ex is not the biggest thing weighing you down right now. 1.3750 0.05517 136 97 27 12
1047 Now feel your body sinking into the couch. 1.3750 0.05203 128 87 34 7
1048 Finally! We’re really getting to something concrete here. 1.3750 0.05966 112 79 24 9
1049 So I guess this is your way of telling me that we're not having sex tonight. 1.3750 0.05805 120 85 25 10
1050 Perhaps we can begin by acknowledging the dumbbell in the room. 1.3750 0.05011 152 106 35 11
1051 I’ll make this quick. I know you’re pressed for time. 1.3750 0.05315 136 95 31 10
1052 I’m just under a lot of pressure right now. 1.3750 0.05387 144 103 28 13
1053 We have found this treatment very successful for Viagra overdosing. 1.3750 0.05203 144 101 32 11
1054 The Unbearable Weightiness of Being 1.3750 0.05805 136 100 21 15
1055 How do your petty little problems compare now? 1.3750 0.05347 152 110 27 15
1056 Sometimes an anvil is just an anvil. 1.3750 0.05320 128 88 32 8
1057 Before we start, take a deep breath. 1.3750 0.05097 152 107 33 12
1058 If you can get this off your chest, you can get anything off your chest 1.3741 0.05306 147 105 29 13
1059 Our time is up. Let's talk more about this pressure you're feeling next week. 1.3741 0.05393 147 106 27 14
1060 I charge double for bad metaphors. 1.3741 0.05127 147 103 33 11
1061 Now that we've lifted the weight from your shoulders, is there anything you want to get off your chest? 1.3741 0.05133 139 96 34 9
1062 We've had great success with this form of therapy. People, without exception, say that they feel huge relief when they walk out after just one of these sessions. 1.3741 0.05618 139 101 24 14
1063 Now that we finally got the elephant out of the room, I can see the problem 1.3740 0.05455 131 92 29 10
1064 It's not the weight of the world on you, it's just a weight. 1.3740 0.05455 131 92 29 10
1065 What does your gut tell you? 1.3740 0.05584 123 86 28 9
1066 I can't say I have a ton of problems, but a ton is surely one of them. 1.3740 0.05818 123 88 24 11
1067 Weight . . . Weight . . . Don’t tell me! 1.3739 0.06232 115 84 19 12
1068 Maybe we should go to twice a week.” 1.3733 0.05228 150 107 30 13
1069 Well this is a real ball buster. 1.3732 0.05438 142 102 27 13
1070 Has it occurred to you that perhaps it’s just your imagination 1.3732 0.04958 142 97 37 8
1071 Is there something you'd like to get off your chest? 1.3731 0.05471 134 95 28 11
1072 A common side effect is weight gain. 1.3731 0.05367 134 94 30 10
1073 Karl, I think u put too much pressure on yourself. 1.3731 0.05471 134 95 28 11
1074 Gerald, You need to get this off your chest before it kills you... 1.3731 0.05573 134 96 26 12
1075 How do YOU think your obsession with getting into the Guinness Book of World Records is impacting your life? 1.3730 0.05716 126 90 25 11
1076 Don't you think it's time to move on from your first crush? 1.3730 0.05826 126 91 23 12
1077 I understand you’re here because you’re having a little problem with your weight! 1.3730 0.05490 126 88 29 9
1078 Do you think perhaps you take things a bit too literally? 1.3730 0.05826 126 91 23 12
1079 I'm going to refer you to a weight-loss therapist. 1.3729 0.05993 118 85 22 11
1080 Is it possible this is pressure you put upon yourself? 1.3725 0.04984 153 107 35 11
1081 When you said you set aside a block for me I thought you meant time. 1.3725 0.04897 153 106 37 10
1082 Have you thought about more reps and less weight? 1.3724 0.05080 145 101 34 10
1083 I hate the color of our ceiling. 1.3724 0.05080 145 101 34 10
1084 Now, are you or are you not going to mother's for Christmas? 1.3724 0.05356 145 104 28 13
1085 I am more of a "squash" than a shrink 1.3723 0.05181 137 95 33 9
1086 Most therapists will tell you there are no right or wrong answers. You'll find I do things differently. 1.3719 0.06225 121 90 17 14
1087 Boners happen; there's nothing to be ashamed of. 1.3716 0.05531 148 109 23 16
1088 From what you're telling me, you've been under a lot of pressure lately. 1.3716 0.05099 148 104 33 11
1089 Perhaps your chest pains aren’t psychosomatic. 1.3714 0.05203 140 98 32 10
1090 You look like you need to get something off your chest. 1.3714 0.05301 140 99 30 11
1091 Why is it hard for you to get up in the morning? 1.3712 0.05421 132 93 29 10
1092 I noticed you said "being crushed" three times. Let's explore that... 1.3712 0.05832 132 97 21 14
1093 Not so fast Mr. Spinker, if you’ll recall you entered therapy complaining of your unbearable lightness of being. 1.3712 0.05832 132 97 21 14
1094 Why don’t we work on your catastrophizing? 1.3712 0.05526 132 94 27 11
1095 First, I want you to just let yourself breathe. 1.3711 0.04932 159 112 35 12
1096 Yes, life is full of crushing disappointments. 1.3711 0.04851 159 111 37 11
1097 Now, tell me, what's on your mind? 1.3711 0.05320 159 117 25 17
1098 I suspect you have something to get off your chest, Mr. Jones. 1.3710 0.05306 124 85 32 7
1099 Getting it off your mind, though, is progress. 1.3710 0.05891 124 90 22 12
1100 Now breathe. 1.3710 0.05306 124 85 32 7
1101 Now, we can finally have a conversation. 1.3709 0.05199 151 108 30 13
1102 Let's hold here until next week. 1.3707 0.05411 116 79 31 6
1103 Let's see... you say you have difficulty breathing? 1.3706 0.04930 143 98 37 8
1104 Sounds like progress. We've gotten the weight off your shoulders. 1.3706 0.05315 143 102 29 12
1105 I’m quite encouraged by our progress in managing your flight-or-fight responses. 1.3706 0.05407 143 103 27 13
1106 Well, I have a few things to get off my chest too! 1.3706 0.05126 143 100 33 10
1107 At least it's off your shoulders. 1.3704 0.05123 135 93 34 8
1108 In order to heal, first you have to hurt. 1.3704 0.05123 135 93 34 8
1109 I don’t think I can help you. I only handle metaphors. 1.3704 0.05734 135 99 22 14
1110 And how would you describe this heaviness you're feeling? 1.3701 0.05220 127 87 33 7
1111 Yeah, yeah, yeah...blah blah blah, weight of the world! 1.3699 0.05144 146 103 32 11
1112 Have you ever considered the possibility that your problem is psychosomatic. 1.3699 0.04861 146 100 38 8
1113 It only hurts when I laugh 1.3699 0.04861 146 100 38 8
1114 Look at the bright side—you told me last week that no one ever had a crush on you! 1.3699 0.05235 146 104 30 12
1115 I wouldn't call it "baggage", as that typically has wheels. 1.3697 0.05184 119 80 34 5
1116 Why do you think people say you're too literal? 1.3696 0.04941 138 94 37 7
1117 Our hour's up. 1.3696 0.05546 138 100 25 13
1118 Let's start. Is there anything you want to get off your chest? 1.3696 0.05450 138 99 27 12
1119 I think you'll feel better if you get it off your chest. 1.3696 0.05450 138 99 27 12
1120 Raise your arm if you feel too much pressure. 1.3694 0.04890 157 110 36 11
1121 Look at the bright side! It could be on your mind. 1.3694 0.04806 157 109 38 10
1122 Sometimes a giant weight crushing your chest is just a giant weight crushing your chest. 1.3694 0.05419 111 75 31 5
1123 Mr. Parker: All metaphors aside, do you think that this heavy, burdened feeling you have could just be a large, heavy object on your chest, and nothing more than that? 1.3694 0.06517 111 83 15 13
1124 Well, at least you were able to get the load off your mind. 1.3692 0.05475 130 92 28 10
1125 I've been meaning to get this off my chest 1.3692 0.05475 130 92 28 10
1126 Let's start with your father. What can you tell me about Atlas Sr.? 1.3692 0.05583 130 93 26 11
1127 And what do you think it is that's making you feel like you're under a crushing weight? 1.3691 0.05332 149 108 27 14
1128 Do you need to get anything off your chest before we dive into this session? 1.3689 0.05843 122 88 23 11
1129 Looks like you need tons of help." 1.3689 0.05607 122 86 27 9
1130 You have to Want to take the weight off! 1.3689 0.05232 122 83 33 6
1131 I'd like to refer you to a pragmatist. 1.3688 0.05173 141 99 32 10
1132 Something you need to get off your chest? 1.3688 0.04870 141 96 38 7
1133 Just pretend it's a ton of feathers. 1.3687 0.04826 160 112 37 11
1134 I see you're watching your weight. 1.3684 0.05086 152 108 32 12
1135 Yes, I understand. It’s heavy. But it’s working, isn’t it? You haven’t mentioned your ex-wife once this session. 1.3684 0.05746 114 80 26 8
1136 Usually when I say this, it's a metaphor... 1.3684 0.05171 133 92 33 8
1137 Rats. There goes the smoke alarm. 1.3684 0.05988 133 100 17 16
1138 My innovative approach guarantees that you'll feel immediately lighter after each session. 1.3684 0.05280 133 93 31 9
1139 Mr. Zlotnik, you do know that there may be reasons, other than psychological for your difficulty getting up in the morning. 1.3684 0.05879 114 81 24 9
1140 No Jerry, THIS is what a period feels like. 1.3681 0.05465 144 105 25 14
1141 Imagine you're flying... 1.3681 0.05097 144 101 33 10
1142 Doc, I gotta get something off my chest... 1.3681 0.05465 144 105 25 14
1143 Oh stop! Let me tell about the pressure of being a modern-day woman. 1.3681 0.05465 144 105 25 14
1144 This should help release the gas. 1.3681 0.05191 144 102 31 11
1145 It used to be a chip on my shoulder 1.3680 0.05740 125 90 24 11
1146 I don't quite understand how you feel. Try a metaphor. 1.3680 0.06173 125 94 16 15
1147 Well, I would say the same way you got it on. 1.3680 0.05511 125 88 28 9
1148 I haven't seen you in a while, but have you put on some weight? 1.3677 0.04669 155 106 41 8
1149 . . . and how does that make you feel? 1.3677 0.05260 155 113 27 15
1150 What do YOU think it means? 1.3676 0.05602 136 99 24 13
1151 Let’s focus on the long term for a minute 1.3676 0.05504 136 98 26 12
1152 Looks like there's something you need to get off your chest 1.3673 0.05206 147 105 30 12
1153 Weight, Weight, don't tell me! 1.3673 0.05718 147 111 18 18
1154 Let's review your stressors. 1.3672 0.05187 128 88 33 7
1155 I think we should consider changing your medication. 1.3672 0.05187 128 88 33 7
1156 At least it is not weighing heavily on your mind. 1.3672 0.05642 128 92 25 11
1157 I now understand what you meant when you said that you were having trouble getting out of bed in the morning 1.3670 0.05779 109 76 26 7
1158 Visualize your pain" was more of an mental exercise. Will your friend with the fork lift be able to return before my 2:00 1.3669 0.05221 139 98 31 10
1159 Yes Joe,I can see that you've got a ton of problems. 1.3669 0.05017 139 96 35 8
1160 I know you hate to ask for help, John, but sooner or later you're going to need to use the john. 1.3669 0.05221 139 98 31 10
1161 C'mon Oscar, get it off your chest. I have another patient in 20 minutes. 1.3669 0.05120 139 97 33 9
1162 Yes, I agree there's a lot holding you down right now. 1.3669 0.05120 139 97 33 9
1163 Now can we talk about how it got there 1.3669 0.04912 139 95 37 7
1164 No Mr. Armstrong, it's not a figment of your imagination, I'm seeing it too! 1.3667 0.05131 150 107 31 12
1165 Are you ready to go to my Mother's yet? 1.3667 0.06027 120 88 20 12
1166 Crushing feeling? How, exactly? 1.3667 0.04578 150 101 43 6
1167 I can tell there is something you want to get off your chest. 1.3665 0.04960 161 115 33 13
1168 I'm beginning to think that your problem really isn't anxiety. 1.3664 0.05441 131 93 28 10
1169 You asked for more cowbell. 1.3664 0.05653 131 95 24 12
1170 Before we get into the heavy stuff, let's talk about how your week has been. 1.3664 0.05441 131 93 28 10
1171 I feel there's something you'd like to get off your chest. 1.3664 0.05332 131 92 30 9
1172 For God's sake...stop blaming this on your mother! 1.3664 0.05653 131 95 24 12
1173 The keyword in my email was "imagine" your problems. 1.3662 0.05426 142 103 26 13
1174 So, any changes since last week? 1.3662 0.05239 142 101 30 11
1175 Some people recommend a weighted blanket, but you'll find my method completely eliminates restless leg syndrome. 1.3662 0.05045 142 99 34 9
1176 On the positive side, we're not on Jupiter. 1.3662 0.05426 142 103 26 13
1177 Tell me more about the pressure you've been under. 1.3662 0.05426 142 103 26 13
1178 Why do YOU think it feels like a huge weight on your chest? 1.3660 0.05058 153 109 32 12
1179 Would you prefer the room with the elephant? 1.3659 0.05917 123 90 21 12
1180 Have you considered that this might not be a figment of your imagination? 1.3659 0.05569 123 87 27 9
1181 ...anything you want to get off your chest? 1.3659 0.05192 164 121 26 17
1182 There are better ways to stop thinking about women all the time. 1.3657 0.05140 134 93 33 8
1183 Another option would be to buy permanent press. 1.3657 0.05029 134 92 35 7
1184 I sense a heaviness about you today. 1.3655 0.05068 145 102 33 10
1185 It’s definitely not a metaphor. 1.3651 0.05357 126 88 30 8
1186 Yours is the most serious case of sexual repression I've seen. 1.3651 0.05702 126 91 24 11
1187 On the plus side, at least the weight of the world is evenly distributed and not resting solely on your shoulders. 1.3651 0.05475 126 89 28 9
1188 I’m trying to think of the right metaphor for what your problem seems to be. 1.3651 0.05589 126 90 26 10
1189 I can tell you feel weighed down by your responsibilities, but you shouldn’t just take it lying down. 1.3650 0.05270 137 97 30 10
1190 So you say you have trouble getting erections. Tell me more about that. 1.3650 0.05567 137 100 24 13
1191 It's supposed to be on your shoulders" 1.3650 0.05063 137 95 34 8
1192 In a couple of minutes, you will walk out of here, feeling that a huge weight has been lifted off your chest. 1.3650 0.04955 137 94 36 7
1193 I can't believe I get to use my "Get it off your chest." opener. 1.3649 0.04903 148 103 36 9
1194 Well that's about all the time we have for today 1.3649 0.05176 148 106 30 12
1195 Let's try it again. "I am a smart, attractive man. I am not a panini." 1.3649 0.05436 148 109 24 15
1196 I think a laxative would work better. 1.3649 0.05176 148 106 30 12
1197 Can you describe the pressure? 1.3645 0.06142 107 77 21 9
1198 No, literally. 1.3645 0.06423 107 79 17 11
1199 Tell me about this pressure you’re feeling” 1.3644 0.05602 118 83 27 8
1200 I can sense that there’s something you’d like to get off your chest. 1.3643 0.05155 129 89 33 7
1201 So you pulled into Nazareth, feelin' 'bout half past dead. Then what? 1.3643 0.05496 129 92 27 10
1202 I think it's in your best interest to lose some weight. 1.3643 0.05271 129 90 31 8
1203 Now close your eyes and take a deep breath. 1.3643 0.05496 129 92 27 10
1204 Sorry, I can’t remove it. I support Freedom of the Press. 1.3643 0.05712 129 94 23 12
1205 You shouldn't let a little thing like that hold you down. 1.3642 0.05102 151 108 31 12
1206 I've been feeling a little bit depressed lately 1.3642 0.05273 151 110 27 14
1207 I'd wager that weight in your chest has nothing to do with your mother. 1.3642 0.04926 151 106 35 10
1208 I charge $3.89 a pound. 1.3636 0.05616 132 96 24 12
1209 This 'heaviness' you talk about... just remember it's all in your head. 1.3636 0.05512 132 95 26 11
1210 Let’s try expressing that in kilograms. 1.3636 0.04513 176 123 42 11
1211 ....actually I was speaking figuratively 1.3636 0.05574 143 106 22 15
1212 16 tons? What do you get? Another day older and deeper in depth. 1.3636 0.05819 132 98 20 14
1213 The elephant is on vacation. 1.3636 0.05298 132 93 30 9
1214 Let's talk about your weight problem. 1.3636 0.04859 154 108 36 10
1215 Unfortunately, I'm mostly trained to deal with metaphorical weights. 1.3636 0.04946 154 109 34 11
1216 Have you been under any pressure lately? 1.3636 0.05209 143 102 30 11
1217 Remember that you are here to unburden yourself. 1.3636 0.05302 143 103 28 12
1218 Would it hurt you to lighten up? 1.3630 0.05132 146 104 31 11
1219 I’m beginning to doubt its psychosomatic 1.3630 0.05039 146 103 33 10
1220 I can't seem to control my weight. 1.3630 0.05039 146 103 33 10
1221 Please hold your breath as we take this mannogram. 1.3630 0.05321 135 96 29 10
1222 Would you say that you put a lot of pressure on yourself? 1.3629 0.05412 124 87 29 8
1223 When we’re done with this, can we move on to the chip on my shoulder? 1.3629 0.05649 124 89 25 10
1224 Last week you had the weight of the world on your shoulders. I think you're close to a breakthrough. 1.3629 0.05164 124 85 33 6
1225 So, any pressing issues this week? 1.3628 0.05488 113 78 29 6
1226 Well, we can up your meds...and see if that helps... 1.3624 0.04968 149 105 34 10
1227 Are you sure you wouldn't prefer the 'deluxe' hot stone treatment package? 1.3623 0.05137 138 97 32 9
1228 Don’t hold back. Tell me what’s on your chest.” 1.3623 0.05437 138 100 26 12
1229 I know you are under a lot of pressure. 1.3623 0.05137 138 97 32 9
1230 Lie perfectly still. 1.3623 0.05437 138 100 26 12
1231 I think you've taken too much on. 1.3622 0.05323 127 89 30 8
1232 So, Jim, how does that make you feel? 1.3622 0.05439 127 90 28 9
1233 Got anything your care to get off your chest? 1.3622 0.05439 127 90 28 9
1234 Call me crazy but I think I know what your problem is. 1.3622 0.05553 127 91 26 10
1235 I feel like you have something you need to get off your chest. 1.3622 0.05773 127 93 22 12
1236 I see... And you've been carrying this for how long? 1.3621 0.06048 116 85 20 11
1237 It seems like there is a lot you’d like to get off your chest. 1.3621 0.05393 116 80 30 6
1238 Now, Mr. Peters, there'll be no more leaving early. 1.3618 0.05159 152 110 29 13
1239 All in all,I preferred the elephant. 1.3617 0.05160 141 100 31 10
1240 What happens when you stand up? 1.3617 0.05160 141 100 31 10
1241 Looks like you need help getting something off your chest. 1.3617 0.05352 141 102 27 12
1242 I always thought it was a silly metaphor. 1.3615 0.05569 130 94 25 11
1243 It might be easier to do it metaphorically first. 1.3615 0.05238 130 91 31 8
1244 Do you have something you need to get off your chest? 1.3615 0.05675 130 95 23 12
1245 It may very well be psychosomatic. 1.3615 0.05569 130 94 25 11
1246 Trust your gut. 1.3615 0.05123 130 90 33 7
1247 America: November 9, 2016 1.3615 0.05675 130 95 23 12
1248 Try just focusing on your breath. 1.3613 0.05935 119 87 21 11
1249 I guess you'll just have to wet your pants. 1.3613 0.05406 155 116 22 17
1250 Clients report this new therapy has them consistently leaving session feeling lighter, less burdened, with minimal bruising... 1.3611 0.04987 144 101 34 9
1251 Try to visualize the weight as a balloon filled with helium... drifting up and up into the sky as it crushes you to death. 1.3609 0.05581 133 97 24 12
1252 I told you last week, Gene: you don't need me. You need a crane. 1.3609 0.05156 133 93 32 8
1253 This is progress. When you first started seeing me, the weight of the world was on your shoulders. 1.3608 0.05017 158 114 31 13
1254 I said take a load off. 1.3607 0.05214 122 84 32 6
1255 You needn't keep reminding me that you're under a ton of pressure. 1.3605 0.05370 147 108 25 14
1256 When we spoke on the phone, I thought it was just an analogy. 1.3605 0.04917 147 103 35 9
1257 I think we can both agree you are fully aware of the pressure you're under due to the gravity of the matter. 1.3605 0.05011 147 104 33 10
1258 If the floating continues, we’ll just add more weight 1.3605 0.05541 147 110 21 16
1259 I know it’s unethical, but I have a huge crush on you. 1.3605 0.05103 147 105 31 11
1260 Is that the only way you can keep it down? 1.3603 0.05390 136 98 27 11
1261 You look like you've got something you want to get off your chest. 1.3603 0.05490 136 99 25 12
1262 Of course it’s not real, it’s a metaphor. 1.3603 0.05288 136 97 29 10
1263 Okay,putting aside the "crushing weight on your chest" for a moment,what else are you feeling? 1.3603 0.05184 136 96 31 9
1264 Well. At least that’s a load off your mind.. 1.3603 0.05078 136 95 33 8
1265 0h? I thought you said “wait” 1.3603 0.05685 136 101 21 14
1266 It's usually just a metaphor. 1.3603 0.05184 136 96 31 9
1267 Well yes, technically it is a ‘white mans’ burden. 1.3603 0.05078 136 95 33 8
1268 So you mentioned on the phone that something's been weighing on you. 1.3602 0.04540 161 111 42 8
1269 Tell me in concrete terms what exactly is bothering you 1.3600 0.05611 125 90 25 10
1270 Exactly what kind of high school crush are we talking about here? 1.3600 0.05031 150 107 32 11
1271 So the emotional weight you speak of, would you describe it as an almost trapezoidal slab of iron? 1.3600 0.05031 150 107 32 11
1272 And this has been weighing heavily on you? 1.3600 0.05611 125 90 25 10
1273 So, there's something you want to get off your chest. 1.3600 0.05119 150 108 30 12
1274 Weight weight, don't tell me. You want to get something off of your chest. 1.3597 0.05404 139 101 26 12
1275 Do you ever think you’re the one putting all this pressure on yourself? 1.3597 0.05306 139 100 28 11
1276 This is not what I meant by a weighty discussion 1.3597 0.05207 139 99 30 10
1277 And you think that's all that's holding holding you down? 1.3594 0.05404 128 91 28 9
1278 There's something I need to get off my chest. 1.3594 0.05516 128 92 26 10
1279 I know this diagnosis is scary, but plenty of anvil-ids live happy and fulfilling lives. 1.3594 0.05516 128 92 26 10
1280 Ok, great. Now that we have made the subconscious conscious, successful therapy simply hinges on finding the right heavy industrial equipment. 1.3592 0.05031 142 100 33 9
1281 I see, and how does that make you feel ? 1.3590 0.05624 117 83 26 8
1282 Do you need to get something off your chest? 1.3590 0.05491 117 82 28 7
1283 It was meant as a metaphor. 1.3590 0.05491 117 82 28 7
1284 Just spitballing here.... have you tried lifting it? 1.3588 0.05426 131 94 27 10
1285 Your weight problem though real, is self-imposed. 1.3588 0.05533 131 95 25 11
1286 Sometimes I have trouble even getting up in the morning, Doc. 1.3588 0.05426 131 94 27 10
1287 I think your efforts to make the unconscious conscious have finally taken hold, Mr. Finley. 1.3588 0.05317 131 93 29 9
1288 I said, that's all the time we have for today. 1.3586 0.05241 145 105 28 12
1289 Talking about it helps get it off your chest. 1.3586 0.05055 145 103 32 10
1290 I sense you have something you want to get off your chest. 1.3585 0.04910 159 114 33 12
1291 Look, I'll be honest with you. This looks like more of a construction issue. 1.3582 0.05339 134 96 28 10
1292 The good news is that there are other ways to address hyperactivity. 1.3582 0.05443 134 97 26 11
1293 ...and yet, I still feel it's guilt that's keeping you down. 1.3582 0.05125 134 94 32 8
1294 I don't think your problem is psychological 1.3582 0.05339 134 96 28 10
1295 Now, what's this pressing issue that required an emergency session? 1.3582 0.05125 134 94 32 8
1296 So, about the voices in your head... 1.3581 0.04890 148 104 35 9
1297 It still seems to me you’re suppressing something. 1.3581 0.05164 148 107 29 12
1298 Be glad it's not your sinuses. 1.3581 0.05164 148 107 29 12
1299 I meant it as a metaphor. 1.3578 0.05610 109 76 27 6
1300 Your father carried a three-thousand-pound weight. His father carried a three-thousand-pound weight. It doesn't mean you have to. 1.3577 0.05552 123 88 26 9
1301 You need to accept that this is not your burden to carry. 1.3577 0.04830 137 94 37 6
1302 I just feel like you haven’t given the anti-depressants enough time to work. 1.3577 0.05256 137 98 29 10
1303 So you're feeling depressed? 1.3577 0.05650 137 102 21 14
1304 It may be your dream of being trapped under an enormous weight was not symbolic. 1.3577 0.05357 137 99 27 11
1305 Have you tried deep breathing? 1.3577 0.05153 137 97 31 9
1306 What really baffles me is how you got that through the door to my office. 1.3577 0.05153 137 97 31 9
1307 As a matter of fact there is something I'd like to get off my chest.... 1.3576 0.05176 151 110 28 13
1308 When Dr. Shenkman asked Sal a third time to describe the weight he felt bearing down on him, he knew he’d gone to the wrong therapist. 1.3571 0.05176 140 100 30 10
1309 I feel nothing. 1.3571 0.05459 126 90 27 9
1310 Tell me more about your relationship with your mother 1.3571 0.05076 140 99 32 9
1311 Not until you pay me for your last visit. 1.3571 0.05076 140 99 32 9
1312 I gather you have a lot to get off your chest. 1.3571 0.05906 126 94 19 13
1313 So, you say you're feeling a little more pressure these days? 1.3571 0.04869 140 97 36 7
1314 Tell me more about your panini fetish 1.3571 0.04934 154 110 33 11
1315 Today we can do hourly or just the flat fee. 1.3571 0.05275 140 101 28 11
1316 Well then, what exactly is your most pressing issue? 1.3567 0.04867 157 112 34 11
1317 So tell me about your weight problem. 1.3566 0.05289 143 104 27 12
1318 Looks like you have a ton on your mind today. 1.3566 0.05195 143 103 29 11
1319 Most people leave their metaphors with the receptionist. 1.3566 0.04801 143 99 37 7
1320 Now I'm going to press you for details 1.3566 0.05195 143 103 29 11
1321 I think your obsession with keeping your clothes pressed is starting to weigh on you. 1.3566 0.05697 129 95 22 12
1322 Mr Quinn, not all burdens are merely psychological. 1.3566 0.05138 129 90 32 7
1323 So, you feel as if there is a great weight crushing you. Let's explore this. 1.3565 0.05818 115 83 23 9
1324 I sense that you need to get something off your chest. 1.3562 0.05119 146 105 30 11
1325 So your foot itches--what do you want me to do about it? 1.3562 0.05211 146 106 28 12
1326 So, what was so pressing that you needed to come in early? 1.3562 0.05026 146 104 32 10
1327 So last week, it was the Elephant in the room... 1.3562 0.05211 146 106 28 12
1328 I can see why you're struggling to get out of bed. 1.3561 0.05283 132 94 29 9
1329 Busy day, sorry for the weight. 1.3561 0.05283 132 94 29 9
1330 After the 9th session, we take it off. 1.3558 0.04821 163 117 34 12
1331 Well, for starters, have you considered losing some weight? 1.3557 0.05135 149 108 29 12
1332 So, John, tell me about your mother. 1.3557 0.04955 149 106 33 10
1333 What's stopping you? 1.3556 0.05306 135 97 28 10
1334 Interesting. Tell me more about this "Two ton" weight that is "crushing you." 1.3556 0.05306 135 97 28 10
1335 Have you tried letting go? 1.3556 0.05201 135 96 30 9
1336 At least it's off your shoulders now, which is good. 1.3554 0.05611 121 87 25 9
1337 You’re not paranoid if you actually are carrying around a huge weight. 1.3553 0.04975 152 109 32 11
1338 Well, at least the weight’s now off your shoulders. 1.3551 0.05224 138 99 29 10
1339 An hour a day of this and the emotional baggage won't feel so heavy. 1.3551 0.05122 138 98 31 9
1340 Chiropractic psychiatry works to straighten out all aspects of your life 1.3548 0.05272 124 87 30 7
1341 It is $50 for the session and $450 for the couch. 1.3548 0.05317 155 116 23 16
1342 Let me know when you want to talk about the man underneath you 1.3548 0.05861 124 92 20 12
1343 Don't you feel that its a lot to be carrying around? 1.3548 0.05146 124 86 32 6
1344 Think of it as all those hugs Mommy never gave you. 1.3548 0.04821 155 110 35 10
1345 Yeah...yeah. My day was pressure-filled too. 1.3546 0.05243 141 102 28 11
1346 You load sixteen tons, what do you get? 1.3546 0.05243 141 102 28 11
1347 I call it weight watchers. 1.3546 0.05433 141 104 24 13
1348 That's it-nothing else is bothering you? 1.3546 0.05243 141 102 28 11
1349 I'm still blown away as to how you walked in here. 1.3546 0.05146 141 101 30 10
1350 After we get the wrinkles out of your shirt, you'll also need to shave. 1.3546 0.05339 141 103 26 12
1351 Frank, I'm done being an enabler. 1.3546 0.05146 141 101 30 10
1352 It's not acupuncture, its acupressure. We'll see results within sixty days. 1.3546 0.04841 141 98 36 7
1353 I can't help when it's not figurative. 1.3544 0.05006 158 115 30 13
1354 Forget the visual metaphor, just tell me what’s bothering you! 1.3543 0.05648 127 93 23 11
1355 The weight of your personal insecurities doesn't feel quite so crushing now, does it. 1.3543 0.05423 127 91 27 9
1356 Oh, the weight’s no metaphor. You're just way past due on your bill... 1.3543 0.05758 127 94 21 12
1357 After twenty years of Freudian analysis, the weight is revealed to be ... a weight. 1.3543 0.05306 127 90 29 8
1358 Are you ready to apologize yet? 1.3543 0.05758 127 94 21 12
1359 The weight of the world doesn't seem as bad anymore, does it? 1.3543 0.05648 127 93 23 11
1360 Our time has ended. See you next week. 1.3542 0.05350 144 106 25 13
1361 I can give you a good referral for a forklift. 1.3542 0.05440 144 107 23 14
1362 It hit me, as they say, like a ton of bricks. 1.3542 0.05258 144 105 27 12
1363 Just get it off your chest. You'll feel better. 1.3540 0.05750 113 81 24 8
1364 So Mr. Stockwell I understand there is something you'd like to get off your chest. 1.3538 0.05335 130 93 28 9
1365 It doesn't seem like something the President would tell you to do...but then.... 1.3538 0.05335 130 93 28 9
1366 I see you have something you’d like to get off your chest. 1.3538 0.05445 130 94 26 10
1367 Let me guess. You need to get something off your chest. 1.3538 0.05660 130 96 22 12
1368 Only you can see it, John. 1.3538 0.05106 130 91 32 7
1369 I think we should consider the possibility that -- at some deep, subconscious level -- you're sabotaging yourself. 1.3538 0.04988 130 90 34 6
1370 So, I take it you haven’t been doing the breathing exercises we talked about? 1.3537 0.04808 147 103 36 8
1371 Well, at least you’re no longer bearing that weight on your shoulders. 1.3537 0.04904 147 104 34 9
1372 Looks like you put on a little weight. 1.3534 0.05250 133 95 29 9
1373 Let's start with the elephant in the room: your mother. 1.3534 0.05463 133 97 25 11
1374 Now you’re a mashed couch potato. 1.3529 0.04954 136 95 34 7
1375 Move beyond “crushed” and “pain” and dig deeper - how does that make you feel? 1.3529 0.05034 153 111 30 12
1376 Let’s start with why that’s not on your shoulders. 1.3529 0.05063 136 96 32 8
1377 I can see you have a lot to get off your chest." 1.3529 0.05169 136 97 30 9
1378 It's NOT heavy. It's your mother. 1.3526 0.05048 156 114 29 13
1379 I had warned you that you might put on some weight when starting this new medication. 1.3525 0.05292 139 101 27 11
1380 With all due respect, that's not even close to the weight of the world. 1.3525 0.05193 139 100 29 10
1381 Just get if off you chest, Dan. You'll feel much better when you do. 1.3525 0.05195 122 85 31 6
1382 Usually when my patients speak about feeling the weight of the world, they're speaking metaphorically. 1.3525 0.05195 122 85 31 6
1383 Whatever it is that's bothering you, please don't keep it hidden, just get it off your chest. 1.3522 0.05058 159 117 28 14
1384 So now do you understand literal versus figurative language? 1.3521 0.05017 142 101 32 9
1385 Well, it’s not the weight of the world, Mr. Sinclair. 1.3521 0.05116 142 102 30 10
1386 Next week we'll tackle your issues with your weight 1.3521 0.05017 142 101 32 9
1387 It's not just another metaphor any more...Is it? 1.3521 0.05307 142 104 26 12
1388 It seems like you are under a lot of pressure 1.3521 0.05017 142 101 32 9
1389 We may get into some sensitive issues but you're welcome to leave at any time. 1.3521 0.05307 142 104 26 12
1390 Had I known you were being literal, I would have recommended a different doctor. 1.3520 0.05478 125 90 26 9
1391 Mr. Carlson, despite how things appear, the underlying cause of your chest pain is stress. 1.3520 0.05237 125 88 30 7
1392 When you called, you said you had something enormous to get off your chest...I’m listening. 1.3520 0.05112 125 87 32 6
1393 I liked it better when I carried it around on the inside. 1.3517 0.05135 145 105 29 11
1394 I know I'm not a ton of help... 1.3517 0.05135 145 105 29 11
1395 Let's first address why this isn't on your shoulders... 1.3517 0.05228 145 106 27 12
1396 So is the heaviness the same in the morning as it is at night? 1.3517 0.04748 145 101 37 7
1397 Are you still having trouble with your weight? 1.3516 0.05387 128 92 27 9
1398 oops - I think my cellphone is in my pocket !! 1.3516 0.05154 128 90 31 7
1399 So tell me--- how does that make you feel? 1.3516 0.05387 128 92 27 9
1400 Enough with that weight of the world BS, tell me how you really feel. 1.3516 0.05387 128 92 27 9
1401 Would you like to pay by the hour or by the pound? 1.3514 0.04781 148 104 36 8
1402 Yes, it's your mother. 1.3514 0.04970 148 106 32 10
1403 We've talked about the props, Stephen 1.3511 0.05518 131 96 24 11
1404 So, what seems to be the problem? 1.3511 0.05623 131 97 22 12
1405 We never go out anymore. 1.3511 0.05301 131 94 28 9
1406 yeah, your mother is not to blame here 1.3511 0.05410 131 95 26 10
1407 Who says you can't keep a good man down? 1.3510 0.05078 151 110 29 12
1408 How would you rate your anxiety, on a scale of one out of ton? 1.3510 0.05164 151 111 27 13
1409 Think of it as metaphor 1.3510 0.05078 151 110 29 12
1410 We divide the mind into the conscious, the subconscious, and the subconcrete." 1.3510 0.05164 151 111 27 13
1411 What could be more pressing than this? 1.3510 0.05164 151 111 27 13
1412 Now about those 16 unpaid invoices... 1.3507 0.05217 134 96 29 9
1413 So you see, much of the pain we feel in life is external. 1.3507 0.05109 134 95 31 8
1414 Don"t you think that "weight of the world" might be a bit of an exaggeration? 1.3507 0.05324 134 97 27 10
1415 Sid’s delusions were the most vivid Dr. Joyce had ever seen. 1.3507 0.05631 134 100 21 13
1416 911 thought it was a crank call. 1.3507 0.04998 134 94 33 7
1417 Why is it that you always seem distracted when I'm trying to tell you about MY day 1.3504 0.06345 117 90 13 14
1418 You need to lighten up. 1.3504 0.04924 137 96 34 7
1419 SO! What would you like to get off your chest? 1.3504 0.05138 137 98 30 9
1420 I’ll bet that weighs heavily on you 1.3504 0.04814 137 95 36 6
1421 I see you have a ton of problems. 1.3504 0.05241 137 99 28 10
1422 Jerome could feel the awkward silence weighing him down. 1.3504 0.05241 137 99 28 10
1423 So tell me, Dave, is there anything you need to get off your chest? 1.3504 0.04814 137 95 36 6
1424 On the surface, yes, but it REPRESENTS a fear of commitment. 1.3504 0.05343 137 100 26 11
1425 So would you say the visualization exercises are helping? 1.3504 0.05540 137 102 22 13
1426 Are you going to be communicating with me through metaphors in all of our sessions? 1.3500 0.05507 120 86 26 8
1427 So this is the reality that you have constructed. Can you not think balloons? 1.3500 0.05507 120 86 26 8
1428 If I understand correctly, you're here to get a weight off your chest. 1.3500 0.04791 160 115 34 11
1429 I don't know, I'm not seeing it. 1.3500 0.05162 140 101 29 10
1430 Headache feeling a little better now?" 1.3500 0.05357 140 103 25 12
1431 Although they started their diets together, Edith had been much more successful at keeping the weight off. 1.3500 0.04959 140 99 33 8
1432 I can help you, but you have to want to lose the weight." 1.3500 0.05876 120 89 20 11
1433 No, you're not having a heart attack. You have an enormous weight resting on you. 1.3500 0.05994 120 90 18 12
1434 Have you read "The Unbearable Lightness of Being" ? 1.3500 0.04854 140 98 35 7
1435 So tell me, what's been weighing on you lately? 1.3500 0.05162 140 101 29 10
1436 So you say they took this load off Fanny and put it right on you? Likely story. 1.3497 0.05368 143 106 24 13
1437 Frank begins to realize that the Weighting Room sign wasn't a typo. 1.3497 0.05549 143 108 20 15
1438 What is it you want to get off your chest? 1.3497 0.05182 143 104 28 11
1439 Are you sure this will heap my restless leg syndrome? 1.3497 0.05086 143 103 30 10
1440 When I have them come and take it off you're gonna feel better about pretty much everything else. 1.3496 0.05654 123 90 23 10
1441 I think it is keto diet not kilo diet 1.3496 0.05288 123 87 29 7
1442 I may have found the cause of your flat affect. 1.3496 0.05535 123 89 25 9
1443 A cold shower works better. 1.3493 0.05106 146 106 29 11
1444 But is it more pressing than dealing with your unresolved conflict with your mother? 1.3493 0.05012 146 105 31 10
1445 Sorry, I don't really do weight loss. 1.3493 0.05197 146 107 27 12
1446 I'm terrified of flying. 1.3492 0.05441 126 91 26 9
1447 Is there anything you want to get off your chest this session? 1.3492 0.05323 126 90 28 8
1448 No. I don't think taking deep breaths and shaking it off will work this time. 1.3492 0.05203 126 89 30 7
1449 You're an interesting case. Most carry their weight on their shoulders. 1.3490 0.05033 149 108 30 11
1450 I couldn't help but notice that you've put on some weight 1.3490 0.05122 149 109 28 12
1451 It's time to lose the weight 1.3490 0.04755 149 105 36 8
1452 Now, tell me again: when did your mother in law move in? 1.3488 0.05121 129 91 31 7
1453 I said mind OVER matter. 1.3488 0.05464 129 94 25 10
1454 So you're saying they took the weight off Annie but they put the weight right back on you? 1.3488 0.05574 129 95 23 11
1455 Don't try to hide it Harry. I know you have something to get off your chest. 1.3486 0.05884 109 79 22 8
1456 When you said you put on some weight I thought you meant it metaphorically 1.3485 0.04927 132 92 34 6
1457 Sorry,but now do your other problems seem a little trivial? 1.3485 0.04927 132 92 34 6
1458 If you don't want to go out tonight, just use your words. 1.3481 0.05185 135 97 29 9
1459 I just want us to take a nice walk through the city, and all you do is lie there and make excuses. 1.3481 0.05185 135 97 29 9
1460 So, there's nothing on your mind? 1.3481 0.05790 135 103 17 15
1461 “Looks like our time is up. I suggest you take an anvil and relax.” 1.3478 0.05247 115 80 30 5
1462 I guess you can say it started when I bought myself a pair of ankle weights. 1.3478 0.05310 138 101 26 11
1463 We’ll do the decompression therapy next. 1.3478 0.05002 138 98 32 8
1464 Actually, the world weighs quite a bit more. 1.3478 0.05601 138 104 20 14
1465 I think you should try a weight loss program. 1.3478 0.05209 138 100 28 10
1466 Now that we have a physical manifestation of your existential despair, how do you feel? 1.3478 0.05409 138 102 24 12
1467 Aaaaand our time’s up. 1.3478 0.04786 138 96 36 6
1468 This is progress. It's no longer all in your head. 1.3478 0.05002 138 98 32 8
1469 It's a new professional strategy. Once that's removed your troubles will seem lighter. 1.3475 0.05031 141 101 31 9
1470 I have figured out what has been weighing on you. Unfortunately,our time is up and we will have to address this during our next appointment. 1.3475 0.05031 141 101 31 9
1471 Mr. Wiley, is the roadrunner beeping at you now? 1.3475 0.05229 141 103 27 11
1472 You might feel better if you lose the excess weight. 1.3475 0.04930 141 100 33 8
1473 I'm sensing you have something to get off your chest. 1.3475 0.05943 118 88 19 11
1474 I feel like it's more than emotional baggage weighing me down 1.3472 0.05151 144 105 28 11
1475 So tell me, why do YOU think you have this feeling of helplessness? 1.3472 0.05151 144 105 28 11
1476 You asked me to iron your clothes. You didn't say how. 1.3472 0.05336 144 107 24 13
1477 Normally I ask patients to leave their troubles at the door. But I ask that you take yours with you as a courtesy to my next patient. 1.3472 0.05245 144 106 26 12
1478 Look, it’s not as if you were carrying the weight of the world. 1.3471 0.05593 121 88 24 9
1479 Please don't make me ask you again, Mr. Johnson. Your session is over and you have to leave. 1.3471 0.05951 121 91 18 12
1480 Mind over matter, Bob. 1.3471 0.05341 121 86 28 7
1481 Com'on. Get it off your chest. 1.3469 0.05076 147 107 29 11
1482 Could you hand me the remote? 1.3469 0.05345 147 110 23 14
1483 Try just concentrating on your breath. 1.3468 0.05377 124 89 27 8
1484 And you imagine that somehow, without that, you'd be free? 1.3468 0.05615 124 91 23 10
1485 Morris, you're putting on weight. 1.3468 0.05127 124 87 31 6
1486 As soon as your bill's paid. 1.3467 0.04914 150 108 32 10
1487 Can you explain one more time why you see your entire existence as soul-crushing? 1.3467 0.04822 150 107 34 9
1488 I think you need to be a little less literal about this feeling of being weighed down" 1.3465 0.06042 101 73 21 7
1489 Well, you're the one who wanted it off your shoulders. 1.3465 0.05520 127 93 24 10
1490 You just need to let go. 1.3465 0.05047 127 89 32 6
1491 Yes, but heavy isn't a feeling. 1.3465 0.05405 127 92 26 9
1492 Just warning you, I charge by the pound. 1.3464 0.04758 153 109 35 9
1493 You’re not alone, Howard. The pressures of daily life weigh on us all. And it might help backing off on the iron supplement. 1.3462 0.04953 156 114 30 12
1494 Imagine a big yellow crane. No. Not a bird. 1.3462 0.05204 130 93 29 8
1495 My role is to help you identify and treat the underlying issue. 1.3462 0.05318 130 94 27 9
1496 Your symptoms are very real. 1.3462 0.05429 130 95 25 10
1497 Getting out of bed in the morning must be hard. 1.3462 0.05429 130 95 25 10
1498 You should book an appointment with my partner; he's more of a literalist. 1.3462 0.05537 130 96 23 11
1499 She was my crane. 1.3462 0.05537 130 96 23 11
1500 Why don't you just get it off your chest? 1.3462 0.05089 130 92 31 7
1501 Now, let me tell you about my day. 1.3462 0.05117 156 116 26 14
1502 Well I can see you have a lot weighing you down. 1.3462 0.05429 130 95 25 10
1503 Viagra is field testing their new and improved product. 1.3459 0.05752 133 101 18 14
1504 Sorry for the wait. Anything bothering you lately? 1.3459 0.05342 133 97 26 10
1505 It beats having the weight of the world on your shoulders.... 1.3456 0.05560 136 102 21 13
1506 Oh, I see,” said the blind psychologist, “So you’re not speaking figuratively... 1.3456 0.05153 136 98 29 9
1507 Do you have any other pressing needs? 1.3456 0.05046 136 97 31 8
1508 In my professional opinion this is the most effective way to treat sleep walking. 1.3456 0.05153 136 98 29 9
1509 It seems like something is holding you down. 1.3456 0.05046 136 97 31 8
1510 ...and how does that make you FEEL, John? 1.3453 0.05566 139 105 20 14
1511 I'm sorry, it usually takes 5 or 6 sessions until the crane arrives. 1.3453 0.05076 139 100 30 9
1512 Well, at least. it's off your mind 1.3453 0.05375 139 103 24 12
1513 Let's talk about this feeling you have of being stalked by a coyote. 1.3453 0.05277 139 102 26 11
1514 Well, it's a bit bigger than a chip on your shoulder. 1.3453 0.05076 139 100 30 9
1515 We don't do metaphors at this clinic. 1.3451 0.05446 113 80 27 6
1516 I meant figuratively, not literally. 1.3451 0.05386 142 106 23 13
1517 I think you're making progress - last session it was an elephant. 1.3451 0.05101 142 103 29 10
1518 You are having a challenge distinguishing the literal from the metaphor. 1.3451 0.05198 142 104 27 11
1519 Sorry, I didn't think you actually meant "literally". 1.3448 0.05027 145 105 30 10
1520 There appears to be something you'd like to get off of your chest. 1.3448 0.05490 116 83 26 7
1521 It's just gotten so hard to get up out of bed in the morning. 1.3448 0.05027 145 105 30 10
1522 Hmmm.....this may be more of an engineering issue than a therapy issue. 1.3448 0.04732 145 102 36 7
1523 I can tell that something is weighing on you. 1.3448 0.05027 145 105 30 10
1524 But it's not really 'the weight of the the world' is it? 1.3446 0.05226 148 110 25 13
1525 I'm sorry. Your insurance only reimburses me for lifting the weight off your mind. 1.3446 0.04766 148 105 35 8
1526 Therapy can be painful 1.3446 0.04669 148 104 37 7
1527 When you told me you had the weight of the world on your shoulders, I thought it was just a metaphor. 1.3445 0.05395 119 85 27 7
1528 Let's work on perspective... It is a weight, not THE weight of the world. 1.3445 0.05395 119 85 27 7
1529 This feeling usually disappears after April 15th 1.3445 0.05262 119 84 29 6
1530 Trust me you will feel better when you get it off your chest. 1.3443 0.05431 122 88 26 8
1531 Let's talk about something besides your mother. 1.3443 0.05554 122 89 24 9
1532 Yes, I think that with some hard work we can get to an understanding of why you feel this enormous pressure. 1.3442 0.04908 154 112 31 11
1533 ...and sometimes perception is reality 1.3440 0.05460 125 91 25 9
1534 Doc, I need to talk to you about a pressing matter. 1.3439 0.04582 157 111 38 8
1535 Something appears to be weighing on you. 1.3439 0.04582 157 111 38 8
1536 Don't worry. I had a guy with one twice as big. 1.3438 0.05703 128 96 20 12
1537 What are your expectations from therapy? 1.3438 0.05014 128 90 32 6
1538 So you say you're feeling a lot of pressure lately? 1.3438 0.05370 128 93 26 9
1539 I think a metaphor next session will work equally well .... 1.3435 0.05394 131 96 25 10
1540 'I'm sure you're just imagining it.' 1.3435 0.05056 131 93 31 7
1541 Is that supposed to be a metaphor or a simile? I can never remember the difference. 1.3435 0.05394 131 96 25 10
1542 Lighten up! 1.3435 0.05394 131 96 25 10
1543 Can you give me a sense of what triggers the tightness in your chest and shortness of breath..? 1.3435 0.05394 131 96 25 10
1544 'Weight of the World', sounds a little grandiose, don't you think? 1.3435 0.05056 131 93 31 7
1545 you did very we'll just getting here! 1.3433 0.05201 134 97 28 9
1546 So my paralysis isn't psychosomatic? 1.3433 0.05092 134 96 30 8
1547 So, you say there's something you need to get off your chest? 1.3433 0.05616 134 101 20 13
1548 Next time just buy permanent press pants. 1.3433 0.05092 134 96 30 8
1549 Mother was right. She predicted you would collapse under pressure. 1.3433 0.05092 134 96 30 8
1550 Apparently it’s not all in your head. 1.3431 0.05016 137 98 31 8
1551 Just focus on my voice as you relax and go deeper and deeper into the couch. 1.3431 0.05225 137 100 27 10
1552 Now, where were we? Oh, yes. You said you had thoughts of jumping out the window... 1.3431 0.05327 137 101 25 11
1553 You really are depressed. 1.3431 0.05327 137 101 25 11
1554 The Viagra didn't seem to be working, so I took more. 1.3431 0.05327 137 101 25 11
1555 You see, there's your problem. You're supposed to have the weight of the world on your SHOULDERS. 1.3431 0.05225 137 100 27 10
1556 Perhaps there’s something you’d like to get off of your chest? 1.3431 0.05327 137 101 25 11
1557 No doctor, I really am under a lot of pressure! 1.3429 0.05147 140 102 28 10
1558 I think a weighted blanket would be more comfortable. 1.3429 0.05245 140 103 26 11
1559 You're the one who chose 'house arrest'. 1.3429 0.05147 140 102 28 10
1560 You're right. I do prefer when the soul-crushing weight on my chest is metaphorical. 1.3429 0.05046 140 101 30 9
1561 Your insurance company approved the crane service for only 30 minutes. 1.3429 0.05245 140 103 26 11
1562 So you say this is still better than listening to our President speak. 1.3429 0.05438 140 105 22 13
1563 I assure you, you're not having a heart attack. 1.3427 0.05445 143 108 21 14
1564 No, Advil. 1.3427 0.05167 143 105 27 11
1565 I can only make it FEEL like the weight has been lifted. 1.3427 0.05167 143 105 27 11
1566 At least the weight is off your mind. 1.3426 0.05289 108 75 29 4
1567 All this pressure you complain about is something you bring upon yourself Donald. 1.3425 0.04902 146 105 32 9
1568 It helps with the tossing and turning at night 1.3425 0.05091 146 107 28 11
1569 Do you want to talk about your weight problem? 1.3425 0.05274 146 109 24 13
1570 I’ll be honest, when you said you had problems with the crushing weight of existence I didn’t think you meant this 1.3425 0.05183 146 108 26 12
1571 It's just a metaphor. 1.3425 0.05183 146 108 26 12
1572 But enough about me. 1.3425 0.04805 146 104 34 8
1573 I think you just need to lighten up. 1.3423 0.05196 149 111 25 13
1574 Let's start with 25 milligram. 1.3423 0.05196 149 111 25 13
1575 I have a ton of questions Bill. 1.3423 0.04740 149 106 35 8
1576 And this weight you're been carrying around,how would you describe it? 1.3423 0.04740 149 106 35 8
1577 Do you find yourself being overly dramatic and engaging in attention getting tactics? 1.3421 0.04583 152 107 38 7
1578 What do you want to get off your chest today? 1.3421 0.04860 152 110 32 10
1579 Oh for Christ's Sake Harold, it's not the weight of t he world. 1.3421 0.04769 152 109 34 9
1580 When did you first suspect you had a weight problem? 1.3421 0.05036 152 112 28 12
1581 Tell me,how does that make you feel? 1.3419 0.05967 117 88 18 11
1582 Let’s start by getting that on your shoulders where it belongs. 1.3417 0.05487 120 87 25 8
1583 Anything you need to get off your chest? 1.3417 0.05736 120 89 21 10
1584 How long have you felt compressed?" 1.3415 0.05269 123 88 28 7
1585 I get the feeling there's something you'd like to get off your chest. 1.3413 0.05539 126 93 23 10
1586 And when you feel this 'pressure', do the breathing exercises help? 1.3413 0.05305 126 91 27 8
1587 Just to make sure, I got this right. Is this the amount of pressure you feel? 1.3413 0.05305 126 91 27 8
1588 Yes, I understand the pressure is tremendous, but real change takes time. 1.3411 0.05220 129 93 28 8
1589 Other than that John, what other stressors are there in your life. 1.3411 0.05220 129 93 28 8
1590 Maybe the baggage analogy was a better choice. 1.3411 0.05335 129 94 26 9
1591 It's a good thing you came to see me, you can't carry that weight alone. 1.3409 0.04908 132 93 33 6
1592 Did you ever consider that it might be all in your mind? 1.3409 0.05571 132 99 21 12
1593 Before we get to that, tell me about your relationship with your mother. 1.3409 0.05466 132 98 23 11
1594 I'm sensing you want to get something off your chest. 1.3409 0.05250 132 96 27 9
1595 So you did mean literally? I sit corrected. 1.3409 0.05359 132 97 25 10
1596 Is this really a weight problem, or are we talking about something deeper here? 1.3409 0.05025 132 94 31 7
1597 Now, if you can, I want you to bring your awareness to the weight on your chest 1.3407 0.05580 135 102 20 13
1598 The burden’s on you to unload. 1.3406 0.05193 138 101 27 10
1599 Oh, it's so much more than a metaphor, Charlie. 1.3406 0.05091 138 100 29 9
1600 Doctor, I keep getting unexpected erections, is there anything else I can do? 1.3406 0.05193 138 101 27 10
1601 Unfortunately, my practice focuses on metaphorical weight. 1.3404 0.05310 141 105 24 12
1602 Close your eyes and imagine you're weightless. 1.3404 0.05405 141 106 22 13
1603 As performance art, it’s a cliché. 1.3404 0.04594 141 98 38 5
1604 That should take care of your figiting. 1.3403 0.05041 144 105 29 10
1605 The "pea" is so annoying. 1.3403 0.05230 144 107 25 12
1606 Well, yes—sleeping, eating, working, even simply moving about—they can all be challenging when you're depressed. 1.3403 0.04743 144 102 35 7
1607 Our time is up. You really have to get up and go now. 1.3403 0.05041 144 105 29 10
1608 I specialize in treating mental blocks, I don't really "do" physical ones. 1.3403 0.04743 144 102 35 7
1609 At least you stopped carrying the weight of the world on your back. 1.3403 0.04944 144 104 31 9
1610 I'm going to switch your meds from valium to steroids 1.3401 0.04874 147 106 32 9
1611 What do you feel seems to be the issue? 1.3401 0.04874 147 106 32 9
1612 Now Charles, don't you think that sometimes, we look for things to complain about? 1.3401 0.05153 147 109 26 12
1613 How long have you been insecure about your weight? 1.3401 0.05153 147 109 26 12
1614 You’ll feel better if you get it off your chest. 1.3401 0.05153 147 109 26 12
1615 Let’s move to a lighter topic. 1.3401 0.05062 147 108 28 11
1616 Have you tried focusing on your breath? 1.3401 0.04778 147 105 34 8
1617 Tell me more about your weight problem... 1.3400 0.04990 150 110 29 11
1618 And when your wife says you need to lose weight, how does that make you feel?" 1.3399 0.04833 153 111 32 10
1619 It sounds like you are feeling a lot of pressure. 1.3397 0.04501 156 110 39 7
1620 On the bright side, at least it’s off your shoulders. 1.3393 0.05888 112 83 20 9
1621 I know the commercial said to seek medical treatment if it lasted four hours, but maybe we shouldn't wait. 1.3391 0.05909 115 86 19 10
1622 Way too much cowbell. 1.3390 0.05800 118 88 20 10
1623 I think I understand why mindfulness was not working for you. 1.3390 0.05412 118 85 26 7
1624 Remind me, when is your Mueller deposition? 1.3388 0.05574 121 89 23 9
1625 I get the sense you have something you want to get off your chest. 1.3388 0.05696 121 90 21 10
1626 Yes. But how does it feel? 1.3388 0.05816 121 91 19 11
1627 Can you give me a concrete example of this"crushing paralysis"? 1.3388 0.05190 121 86 29 6
1628 So Mr. Finnigan, is there anything else you would like to get off your chest? 1.3388 0.05574 121 89 23 9
1629 I'm glad you came in today. You seem flatter than usual. 1.3387 0.05597 124 92 22 10
1630 I thought you said that you felt like the weight of the world was on your shoulders..... 1.3387 0.05478 124 91 24 9
1631 So, tell me why you feel under pressure. 1.3387 0.05233 124 89 28 7
1632 Breath in and breath out. Now what brings you here? 1.3386 0.05150 127 91 29 7
1633 That should control your erotic fantasies every time I cross my knee. 1.3386 0.05502 127 94 23 10
1634 Just say to yourself, in a soft voice, 'metaphors are not real.' 1.3386 0.05502 127 94 23 10
1635 I’m sensing that you have something you’d like to get off your chest. 1.3385 0.05411 130 96 24 10
1636 On the bright side, it isn’t the weight of the world. 1.3385 0.05411 130 96 24 10
1637 Yes, in this case you certainly can use the expression literally. 1.3385 0.05186 130 94 28 8
1638 Well, what do *you* think it means? 1.3383 0.04878 133 94 33 6
1639 Kinda makes all those cares and woes seem trivial, doesn't it Peter? 1.3383 0.04993 133 95 31 7
1640 It comes off as soon as you start talking about your relationship with your mother. 1.3383 0.05325 133 98 25 10
1641 I believe we've uncovered the source of your erectile dysfunction. 1.3383 0.05431 133 99 23 11
1642 Something you want to get off your chest? 1.3383 0.05325 133 98 25 10
1643 I told you, I have a ton to discuss. 1.3383 0.05431 133 99 23 11
1644 Well, it’s not quite ‘the weight of the world,’ but I get your point. 1.3382 0.04808 136 96 34 6
1645 IT'S NOT TOO LATE TO SWITCH PARTIES! 1.3382 0.05445 136 102 22 12
1646 I am a therapist, Mr. Smith but I don’t think I can help you get that off your chest. 1.3382 0.05344 136 101 24 11
1647 Have you tried visualizing that you're floating? 1.3382 0.05242 136 100 26 10
1648 I’d like to get this off my chest 1.3382 0.05344 136 101 24 11
1649 So you’re worried about what would happen if you stop believing it’s papier-mache. 1.3382 0.05445 136 102 22 12
1650 I warned you about taking the extra-strength Viagra.... 1.3381 0.05060 139 101 29 9
1651 So, in terms of your general well being: is there anything pressing? 1.3381 0.04956 139 100 31 8
1652 Me? Nothing pressing, 1.3381 0.04956 139 100 31 8
1653 On the bright side; at least the weight of the world is no longer on your shoulders 1.3381 0.05162 139 102 27 10
1654 I think I know what’s weighing you down. 1.3381 0.05162 139 102 27 10
1655 You seem to have a problem with metaphor. 1.3380 0.05085 142 104 28 10
1656 I see you’ve put on weight since our last visit. 1.3380 0.05085 142 104 28 10
1657 I think this is progress. We’ve lifted a huge weight off your shoulders. 1.3380 0.04986 142 103 30 9
1658 Have you considered less weight and more reps? 1.3379 0.05469 145 111 19 15
1659 Most patients just bring in a chip. 1.3379 0.04915 145 105 31 9
1660 I really need to get this off my chest 1.3379 0.05199 145 108 25 12
1661 I'm sure you'll feel better once you get it off your chest. 1.3378 0.04751 148 106 34 8
1662 So you’re telling me you’re feeling pressured to stay in this relationship? 1.3378 0.04451 148 103 40 5
1663 So, you say you're having a hard time dealing with the pressure. 1.3377 0.04873 151 110 31 10
1664 Now, about your dream that you've turned into a panini... 1.3377 0.05389 151 116 19 16
1665 I can only help you when the crushing weight is metaphorical. 1.3377 0.05306 151 115 21 15
1666 Last week you said that you felt like a sword of Damocles was hanging over you. How are you feeling today? 1.3377 0.04962 151 111 29 11
1667 I promised I could help take a weight off your shoulders. I never said it wouldn't end up somewhere else. 1.3377 0.05051 151 112 27 12
1668 So, how long have you been carrying this burden? 1.3377 0.04781 151 109 33 9
1669 It's called builder's block, I know a contractor that can help. 1.3377 0.04688 151 108 35 8
1670 Is theire anything you'd like to get off your chest? 1.3376 0.04657 157 113 35 9
1671 Sooooo.... what's your problem ?? 1.3376 0.04657 157 113 35 9
1672 So, tell me about yourself. 1.3376 0.05076 157 118 25 14
1673 Ok, A weight on your chest! What else? 1.3375 0.04766 160 117 32 11
1674 Now let me clarify: Are you complaining about the w-a-i-t or the w-e-i-g-h-t? 1.3373 0.04800 166 123 30 13
1675 Now you begin the heavy lifting... 1.3364 0.05211 110 77 29 4
1676 And in the blink of an eye Harry realized the magnitude of his error and deeply regretted his misuse of “literally”. 1.3361 0.05374 119 86 26 7
1677 I have something to get off my chest. 1.3361 0.05102 119 84 30 5
1678 When you were a child did people make fun of your weight? 1.3361 0.05505 119 87 24 8
1679 I said I'd never tie you down. And I didn't 1.3361 0.06004 122 94 15 13
1680 Let’s start with anything that you’d like to get off your chest... 1.3361 0.05656 122 91 21 10
1681 Tell me who she is or you'll never see the block and tackle again. 1.3360 0.05558 125 93 22 10
1682 Isn't it possible this pressure is all in your head? 1.3360 0.05441 125 92 24 9
1683 Then she put the load right on me. 1.3360 0.05441 125 92 24 9
1684 I just feel like my whole existence is one big cliché 1.3359 0.05235 128 93 27 8
1685 It looks like you've got a handle on this weight problem. 1.3359 0.05235 128 93 27 8
1686 This exercise simulates and prepares you for receipt of my bill. 1.3359 0.05235 128 93 27 8
1687 I'll be honest, I didn't think you were being literal. 1.3359 0.05235 128 93 27 8
1688 As your therapist, I get the sense that there is something you would like to get off your chest. 1.3359 0.05484 131 98 22 11
1689 I see you’re under a lot of pressure right now. 1.3359 0.05694 131 100 18 13
1690 The real problem, though, is the emotional weight you're carrying. 1.3359 0.05038 131 94 30 7
1691 Did you say “flattened affect” or “flattened effect”? 1.3358 0.05291 134 99 25 10
1692 It appears that there is something weighing heavily on you. 1.3358 0.05396 134 100 23 11
1693 Still for the wall? 1.3358 0.05699 134 103 17 14
1694 I said: "That's all the time we have today!" 1.3358 0.05184 134 98 27 9
1695 Do you know how hard it was for me to get this weight on my chest in the first place? 1.3358 0.05291 134 99 25 10
1696 They say you can't keep a good man down, so…we'll see. 1.3358 0.04848 134 95 33 6
1697 Flatter will get you nowhere. 1.3358 0.05701 137 106 16 15
1698 Okay, so you're under a lot of pressure; I get that" 1.3358 0.05105 137 100 28 9
1699 So how did you hear about the panini weight loss diet? 1.3358 0.05311 137 102 24 11
1700 I can tell you're under a lot of pressure. 1.3358 0.05105 137 100 28 9
1701 There's an obvious answer to your problem, dare I say it. 1.3358 0.05105 137 100 28 9
1702 Well, I think we can rule out an iron defficiency as the cause of your depression. 1.3358 0.04999 137 99 30 8
1703 I know it’s not sparking joy but I cant move the damn thing either. 1.3357 0.05230 140 104 25 11
1704 ..anyways, our session is over and I will have to ask you to leave. 1.3357 0.05423 140 106 21 13
1705 Let's address your issue with literalism. 1.3357 0.05029 140 102 29 9
1706 You said you wanted to get something off your chest? 1.3357 0.04542 143 100 38 5
1707 So, what what did you need to get off your chest? 1.3357 0.05246 143 107 24 12
1708 Sometimes talking doesn’t help. 1.3357 0.04856 143 103 32 8
1709 Before we can understand how to lighten that weight you’re carrying around, we have to figure out how it got there. 1.3357 0.04957 143 104 30 9
1710 I thought I needed more cowbell but maybe this is too much 1.3356 0.05076 146 108 27 11
1711 Your time is up. 1.3356 0.04982 146 107 29 10
1712 Oh Walter, it ain't heavy, it's your mother. 1.3356 0.05169 146 109 25 12
1713 What other symptoms are you feeling? 1.3355 0.04471 152 107 39 6
1714 Have you tried to see things from your mother's point of view? 1.3355 0.05108 152 114 25 13
1715 No, this is not about character building, but rather about outstanding payment issues. 1.3355 0.04755 152 110 33 9
1716 I said depression, not compression. 1.3355 0.04755 152 110 33 9
1717 You know, it’s not the weight of the world. 1.3355 0.04755 152 110 33 9
1718 Welcome to extreme psychoanalysis. 1.3355 0.04953 155 115 28 12
1719 I'm trying out a new form of therapy. Now imagine this thing squeezing all the stress out of you. 1.3354 0.04886 158 117 29 12
1720 I'll remove it when you stop whining about your childhood. 1.3354 0.04740 161 118 32 11
1721 Let's talk about the pressure your Mother is putting on you. 1.3333 0.04693 159 116 33 10
1722 Sometimes not everything is just in your head 1.3333 0.04828 144 104 32 8
1723 Yes, but I'm afraid it's not that kind of weight-loss therapy... 1.3333 0.05047 147 109 27 11
1724 So you say you've been put under a lot of pressure lately? 1.3333 0.05043 135 98 29 8
1725 So, you say you've been under a lot of pressure... 1.3333 0.05232 132 97 26 9
1726 Now, do I have your attention.... 1.3333 0.05341 132 98 24 10
1727 So, anything else you need to get off your chest? 1.3333 0.04968 138 100 30 8
1728 I sense some guilt. 1.3333 0.05449 132 99 22 11
1729 After reading “50 Ways To Flatten Your Stomach,” Donald tried the Draconian approach 1.3333 0.05121 144 107 26 11
1730 3 or 4 sessions and you’ll be straightened out 1.3333 0.05074 138 101 28 9
1731 Have you tried breathing deeply? 1.3333 0.05717 120 90 20 10
1732 To be clear, this is what a 'literal' ton of weight dropped on you feels like...now let's proceed, you were saying, you literally felt... 1.3333 0.05248 123 89 27 7
1733 On the scale of 1 to 10, how do you rate your pressure? 1.3333 0.05198 141 105 25 11
1734 How do you FEEL about being underweight? 1.3333 0.05025 144 106 28 10
1735 You should have gotten it off your chest years ago. 1.3333 0.05120 132 96 28 8
1736 Sweetheart, metaphorically it represents Trump's relentless pathological lies. " 1.3333 0.06171 108 82 16 10
1737 Have you got anything on your mind? 1.3333 0.05361 135 101 23 11
1738 Now that we’ve gotten that monkey off your back, let’s discuss this crushing weight you’re feeling. 1.3333 0.05496 123 91 23 9
1739 Its so nice to finally have this weight off my shoulders 1.3333 0.04968 138 100 30 8
1740 Let's work on a better way to face your fear of an alien abduction. 1.3333 0.05065 150 112 26 12
1741 They said all the ankle bracelets were in use. 1.3333 0.05083 129 93 29 7
1742 How long have you had this weight problem? 1.3333 0.04954 147 108 29 10
1743 To be honest, I'm only board-certified in the lifting of metaphorical weight. 1.3333 0.05164 126 91 28 7
1744 Looks like you need to get something off your chest 1.3333 0.05285 126 92 26 8
1745 You're the second doctor to say I'm carrying too much weight. 1.3333 0.05564 135 103 19 13
1746 I know our session is almost over but there's something I really need to get off my chest. 1.3333 0.04976 150 111 28 11
1747 I get a sense something is weighing on you. 1.3333 0.05429 117 85 25 7
1748 Well, at least we’ve moved it off of your shoulders. 1.3333 0.05316 129 95 25 9
1749 Go on, what do you need to get off your chest? 1.3333 0.05228 147 111 23 13
1750 Well, first off, I'd recommend losing a few pounds. 1.3333 0.04602 150 107 36 7
1751 If this lasts more than four hours, the box says to seek immediate medical attention. 1.3333 0.04885 150 110 30 10
1752 I have a ton of news. But you go first. 1.3333 0.05328 111 79 27 5
1753 But maybe The Beatles weren't talking about you specifically. 1.3333 0.05717 120 90 20 10
1754 Do you still want me to read "The Unbearable Lightness of Being"? 1.3333 0.04702 135 95 35 5
1755 This crush you are feeling for me is just a transference. 1.3333 0.04932 135 97 31 7
1756 I’m going to refer you to a colleague who specializes in weight control. 1.3333 0.05374 123 90 25 8
1757 And next week we will work on your crocodile phobia. 1.3333 0.04859 147 107 31 9
1758 And how long have you felt like you are a coyote? 1.3333 0.05151 135 99 27 9
1759 Doc, there is soemthing I've been meaning to get off my chest. 1.3333 0.04841 156 115 30 11
1760 All things considered, you seem to be holding up quite well 1.3333 0.04897 141 102 31 8
1761 Be honest. Is there something you need to get off your chest? 1.3333 0.05040 126 90 30 6
1762 Your weight has always concerned me. 1.3333 0.05634 126 95 20 11
1763 I like to start my sessions with some deep breathing. 1.3333 0.04994 153 114 27 12
1764 And what do you think is causing this suffocating feeling? 1.3313 0.04409 160 114 39 7
1765 I can't imagine the pressure you're under. 1.3312 0.04642 157 114 34 9
1766 No, it's actually a metaphor for the cost of these visits. 1.3312 0.04703 154 112 33 9
1767 Yes, we're into compression. If you want compassion, you should visit the quack next door. 1.3312 0.05134 154 117 23 14
1768 It's call Compression Therapy. 1.3312 0.04966 154 115 27 12
1769 You put it there, you can lift it off. 1.3312 0.05134 154 117 23 14
1770 Well, are you depressed now? 1.3311 0.04858 151 111 30 10
1771 Tell me more about your sense of feeling inexplicably trapped. 1.3311 0.04766 151 110 32 9
1772 There is a pill I can prescribe that’s an anti- depressant 1.3310 0.04899 145 106 30 9
1773 It looks like you have a lot going on. Is there anything you wanna get off your chest? 1.3310 0.04969 142 104 29 9
1774 Ironically, 'concrete thinking' is itself a metaphor. 1.3310 0.04550 142 100 37 5
1775 Doc: I think the gravity of my situation is killing me. 1.3310 0.04969 142 104 29 9
1776 Would you describe the feeling like a dark cloud, or maybe a pit in your stomach? 1.3310 0.05166 142 106 25 11
1777 Now that you're comfortable, let's discuss my hourly fee. 1.3310 0.05262 142 107 23 12
1778 It worries me when you say that this is not the worst of the medication’s side effects. 1.3310 0.04868 142 103 31 8
1779 It's always all about you. I have things to get off MY chest, too! 1.3309 0.04938 139 101 30 8
1780 After this treatment, my patients often forget their crushing anxiety. 1.3309 0.05145 139 103 26 10
1781 Your mother, was she a big woman? 1.3309 0.05043 139 102 28 9
1782 In this case size is a concern. 1.3309 0.04831 139 100 32 7
1783 I'd like you to try to pinpoint the source of your discomfort, John. Can you give it a name? 1.3309 0.05528 136 104 19 13
1784 I thought you said once I got the weight off my shoulders I would feel better. 1.3309 0.05328 136 102 23 11
1785 This weighted blanket has 5 stars on Amazon. 1.3309 0.05224 136 101 25 10
1786 We'll begin your treatment for bovinophobia with exposure to a cowbell. 1.3309 0.05119 136 100 27 9
1787 You'll feel better when you get this off your chest. 1.3309 0.05328 136 102 23 11
1788 When did you start feeling depressed? 1.3309 0.05328 136 102 23 11
1789 Is there something you’d like to tell me? 1.3309 0.04902 136 98 31 7
1790 That's how my day went. How about you? 1.3308 0.05088 133 97 28 8
1791 Let's start with some deep breathing exercises. 1.3308 0.04975 133 96 30 7
1792 Take a minute to decompress. 1.3308 0.05198 133 98 26 9
1793 Something seems to be weighing heavily on you. 1.3308 0.05307 133 99 24 10
1794 I'm sorry, but feeling a crushing burden is a classic symptom of depression. 1.3308 0.05720 133 103 16 14
1795 Well at least you won’t need that purple pill for awhile. 1.3308 0.05393 130 97 23 10
1796 Psychotherapy isn't free, Mr. Thornhill. I'm going to ask just once more: when may I expect your check? 1.3308 0.05393 130 97 23 10
1797 I see you brought your emotional support weight. 1.3308 0.05281 130 96 25 9
1798 What did I say about externalizing your problems? 1.3308 0.05167 130 95 27 8
1799 Oh no, this isn't therapy. It was your wife's request. 1.3307 0.05368 127 94 24 9
1800 Apologizing for your Trump vote should take a ton off your chest. 1.3306 0.05577 124 93 21 10
1801 Now tell me, how does that make you feel? 1.3306 0.05085 124 89 29 6
1802 ...Last week it was the streamroller blues; what’s your problem now George? 1.3306 0.05299 121 88 26 7
1803 ...And then she said, 'Looks like you're carrying a few extra pounds.' 1.3306 0.05553 121 90 22 9
1804 Isn't it nice to have the weight off your shoulders? 1.3306 0.05553 121 90 22 9
1805 I need to be honest with you. I'm having an affair with a crane operator. 1.3306 0.05168 121 87 28 6
1806 I see the weight too, what I want to know is how it makes you feel. 1.3305 0.05779 118 89 19 10
1807 I know you want to get this off your chest, but our 50 minutes are up. 1.3305 0.05903 118 90 17 11
1808 "We knew going in this was a weighty issue." 1.3304 0.05485 115 84 24 7
1809 As you can see, I have serious issues with my weight. 1.3304 0.05485 115 84 24 7
1810 The ad on Amazon made it look a lot smaller. 1.3292 0.04644 161 118 33 10
1811 Now do you understand why I hate when people misuse the word "literally"? 1.3290 0.04400 155 110 39 6
1812 I think it will take a while to get this off my chest. 1.3289 0.04920 152 113 28 11
1813 You’re right. It is different than having the weight of the world on your shoulders. 1.3289 0.05008 152 114 26 12
1814 I warned you not to double your dose of Viagra. 1.3289 0.05344 152 118 18 16
1815 Now that it's off your shoulders don't you feel better? 1.3289 0.04455 152 108 38 6
1816 If you really loved me that wouldn't be an excuse. 1.3289 0.04989 149 111 27 11
1817 So,tell me about your relationship with your mother . . . 1.3289 0.04804 149 109 31 9
1818 Did you say "wait" like a pause, or "weight" like something heavy? 1.3289 0.05168 149 113 23 13
1819 I'd like to help you, Brian, but I had no idea it wasn't a metaphor. 1.3289 0.04611 149 107 35 7
1820 It's my job to press you. 1.3288 0.05061 146 109 26 11
1821 This put-upon feeling--can you say more about that? 1.3288 0.04773 146 106 32 8
1822 So what I hear you saying is that you’re feeling under a lot of pressure right now. Right? 1.3288 0.05153 146 110 24 12
1823 I see that you've put on some weight recently. 1.3288 0.05153 146 110 24 12
1824 Would you say your mother was a strong woman? 1.3288 0.04967 146 108 28 10
1825 When you say you feel a ton of stress, what exactly do you mean? 1.3288 0.04871 146 107 30 9
1826 Could you be a little more specific? 1.3288 0.04967 146 108 28 10
1827 So...what is it you need to get off your chest? 1.3288 0.05244 146 111 22 13
1828 I think your mindset is still the biggest obstacle holding you back 1.3287 0.04839 143 104 31 8
1829 This way, after our session, you'll feel as though a great weight has been lifted off your chest. 1.3287 0.05324 143 109 21 13
1830 Let's begin by filing a missing crane report. 1.3287 0.05039 143 106 27 10
1831 I see you've finished "The Unbearable Lightness of Being". 1.3287 0.05324 143 109 21 13
1832 See, Harold, you can spend a Saturday without going to the bar. 1.3287 0.04940 143 105 29 9
1833 Doc, I don't think it's depression. 1.3287 0.04839 143 104 31 8
1834 Yes, but how does that FEEL, William? 1.3287 0.05230 143 108 23 12
1835 You need to stop worrying about the national debt, Mr. Jones. 1.3287 0.05135 143 107 25 11
1836 Tell me about the pressure your parents put on you. 1.3287 0.04839 143 104 31 8
1837 Is there something you need to get off your chest? 1.3287 0.04839 143 104 31 8
1838 Can we talk? I need to get something off my chest. 1.3286 0.05213 140 105 24 11
1839 I told you we'd straighten you out one way or the other. 1.3286 0.05114 140 104 26 10
1840 I hope you’re not planning to leave that here. 1.3286 0.04909 140 102 30 8
1841 Are you sure it's a heart attack? 1.3286 0.05012 140 103 28 9
1842 Yea, but I'm a day older and deeper in debt. 1.3285 0.05192 137 102 25 10
1843 So last week we discussed your issues with over-dramatizing basic everyday interactions... 1.3285 0.04872 137 99 31 7
1844 Can you return it? 1.3285 0.05087 137 101 27 9
1845 I did mention temporary weight gain is a side effect of this treatment 1.3285 0.05087 137 101 27 9
1846 Full disclosure. Talking about it doesn't always get it off your chest. 1.3284 0.05056 134 98 28 8
1847 You should try getting out more. 1.3284 0.05378 134 101 22 11
1848 So what’s been weighing you down? 1.3284 0.04829 134 96 32 6
1849 So you're saying there's absolutely nothing on your mind? 1.3284 0.04711 134 95 34 5
1850 Ok I give up. You can buy curtains. 1.3282 0.04778 131 93 33 5
1851 It's refreshing to hear you use 'literal' correctly this time. 1.3282 0.05677 131 101 17 13
1852 Tell me more about this coyote you believe is trying to kill you. 1.3281 0.05775 128 99 16 13
1853 It would be bad enough if it were merely a metaphor. 1.3281 0.05558 128 97 20 11
1854 Ok, You pulled into Nazareth, feeling about half past dead. Then what happened? 1.3281 0.05558 128 97 20 11
1855 I guess you really do need to get something off your chest. 1.3281 0.04974 128 92 30 6
1856 This is our "Hyperbole Actualization Therapy" . 1.3280 0.05301 125 92 25 8
1857 You do appear to be under a lot of pressure. 1.3280 0.05539 125 94 21 10
1858 Do you feel that something is weighing you down? 1.3280 0.05178 125 91 27 7
1859 Now that it’s off your shoulders, let’s see if you can get it off your chest. 1.3280 0.05301 125 92 25 8
1860 Let’s begin with you telling me about what’s weighing on you 1.3280 0.05301 125 92 25 8
1861 I ordered it online. It's called, weighted blanket, marriage edition. 1.3280 0.05654 125 95 19 11
1862 Most of my patients tell me that they feel caught under a crushing weight,but this is a first. 1.3280 0.05421 125 93 23 9
1863 So what do YOU think might be making you feel so heavily burdened? 1.3279 0.05755 122 93 18 11
1864 Let’s not focus on what’s weighing you down, but explore how you carry that weight. 1.3277 0.05079 119 85 29 5
1865 When you have a breakthrough, you’ll know it. 1.3268 0.04979 153 115 26 12
1866 Have you tried yoga? 1.3268 0.04621 153 111 34 8
1867 Lately I feel like there's a big human under me. 1.3268 0.04713 153 112 32 9
1868 Isn't this ironic! 1.3267 0.04869 150 111 29 10
1869 And how does this dream end? 1.3265 0.05031 147 110 26 11
1870 No, the world weighs a lot more than that. 1.3265 0.04745 147 107 32 8
1871 So, what I hear you saying is that you are relieved to have that weight off your shoulders, but now for some reason you can't get an erection? 1.3265 0.04646 147 106 34 7
1872 How about we talk about what’s weighing on me for once Merv. 1.3265 0.04646 147 106 34 7
1873 Sometimes a weight is just a weight. 1.3265 0.05031 147 110 26 11
1874 Well, we may have a little something to talk about today, don’t we. 1.3264 0.04605 144 103 35 6
1875 It seems like you have a lot to get off your chest. 1.3264 0.05009 144 107 27 10
1876 Forget about the weight on your chest; tell me more about your mother. 1.3264 0.05292 144 110 21 13
1877 I'll bet you were glad to find out you didn't have angina. 1.3264 0.05105 144 108 25 11
1878 And how does this make you feel? 1.3264 0.05009 144 107 27 10
1879 Well, at least it's not an 800 pound gorilla. 1.3264 0.04709 144 104 33 7
1880 I guess my first question is,how are you feeling? 1.3264 0.04811 144 105 31 8
1881 It’s time to stop reading The Unbearable Lightness of Being. 1.3262 0.04774 141 102 32 7
1882 Actually, Steve, there IS a giant weight on your chest. 1.3262 0.05083 141 105 26 10
1883 My name is indeed Doctor Forklift, but I think we should discuss expectations. 1.3262 0.04879 141 103 30 8
1884 What's weighing on you? 1.3262 0.04667 141 101 34 6
1885 It’s not often that you’re hard pressed for an answer. 1.3262 0.05083 141 105 26 10
1886 I find this helps patients get right to the point 1.3262 0.05083 141 105 26 10
1887 Yes, well ... that will take years of therapy. 1.3262 0.04879 141 103 30 8
1888 Would talking it out help you take that weight off your chest? 1.3262 0.05083 141 105 26 10
1889 I see you're fully covered by insurance. 1.3261 0.05159 138 103 25 10
1890 First, let's talk about your punctuality. 1.3261 0.05056 138 102 27 9
1891 You only seem a little depressed, maybe a centimeter or two. 1.3261 0.04950 138 101 29 8
1892 How does that compare to the pressure you feel at work? 1.3259 0.05133 135 100 26 9
1893 Well, it's not exactly the weight of the world. 1.3259 0.05133 135 100 26 9
1894 All they're gonna say is that you're stressed. The construction workers downstairs will be of more help and charge much less. 1.3259 0.05446 135 103 20 12
1895 It's a new therapy. You might notice a slight decrease in mobility. 1.3259 0.05024 135 99 28 8
1896 I think "Ball and Chain" might be the wrong way to characterize your feelings about your marriage. 1.3259 0.05239 135 101 24 10
1897 Overall, how would you describe your mood? 1.3259 0.05133 135 100 26 9
1898 So how long have you been feeling suffocated in our relationship? 1.3258 0.04986 132 96 29 7
1899 I'm glad you came in for therapy today. You obviously need to get something off your chest. 1.3258 0.05323 132 99 23 10
1900 You feel weighted down? Could you be more precise? 1.3258 0.05741 132 103 15 14
1901 Oh great, now even my couch is depressed. 1.3258 0.05213 132 98 25 9
1902 Wait...Weight? Don’t tell me... 1.3258 0.04986 132 96 29 7
1903 Yes it is quite substantial yet I wouldn’t call it the weight of the world 1.3256 0.05521 129 98 20 11
1904 I am beginning to think that you may not be suffering from paranoia 1.3256 0.05063 129 94 28 7
1905 Look, we're ALL under a little pressure. Get over yourself! 1.3254 0.05018 126 91 29 6
1906 Now that we have the fidgeting under control let's talk about that pressure you're feeling. 1.3254 0.04890 126 90 31 5
1907 Have you tried meditating? 1.3254 0.04890 126 90 31 5
1908 I know what you are thinking, but how does it make you feel? 1.3254 0.05615 126 96 19 11
1909 'Then it hit me like a ton of bricks.' 1.3254 0.05265 126 93 25 8
1910 You think that's really going to get rid of the beer belly? 1.3254 0.05265 126 93 25 8
1911 At least we got the weight off your shoulders 1.3252 0.05353 123 91 24 8
1912 Sam, I'm happy I got that off my chest. 1.3252 0.05596 123 93 20 10
1913 Sisyphus could at least roll his burden around... 1.3250 0.05444 120 89 23 8
1914 I'm still finding it really hard to move on. 1.3250 0.04569 160 117 34 9
1915 I think we all feel the Trump Presidency is like that.... 1.3250 0.05696 120 91 19 10
1916 Well, Neal, that's better than the elephant of last time. 1.3248 0.04538 157 114 35 8
1917 You thought you could outsmart the ankle bracelet...well let's see you figure this one out. 1.3248 0.05800 117 89 18 10
1918 At least it is off your shoulders. Were making good progress. 1.3247 0.04687 154 113 32 9
1919 I'm sorry to have kept you weighting. 1.3247 0.04596 154 112 34 8
1920 You just take on too much. 1.3247 0.04310 154 109 40 5
1921 We may need to increase your dosage. 1.3245 0.05108 151 115 23 13
1922 I can see how that might weigh on you. 1.3245 0.04750 151 111 31 9
1923 Let me explain how displacement works. 1.3245 0.05021 151 114 25 12
1924 Doc, the truth hurts more than I expected 1.3245 0.04750 151 111 31 9
1925 It was actually better when it was on my shoulders. 1.3245 0.04750 151 111 31 9
1926 I liked the ball and chain metaphor better. 1.3245 0.05108 151 115 23 13
1927 Weighting for Godot 1.3243 0.05002 148 111 26 11
1928 It's time for you to move on. 1.3243 0.04815 148 109 30 9
1929 This looks a little heavy for our first session. Let's save it for next week. 1.3243 0.04815 148 109 30 9
1930 It's always the same, Hank. You never tell me anything. 1.3243 0.04718 148 108 32 8
1931 Errr, something you want to get off your chest? 1.3243 0.04909 148 110 28 10
1932 At least this weight is now off your shoulders. 1.3243 0.04718 148 108 32 8
1933 You'll appreciate it more once you get it off your chest. 1.3243 0.05747 111 83 20 8
1934 Now that you've got that weight off your shoulders, we need to work on your core. 1.3241 0.04882 145 107 29 9
1935 Accepting your guilt is a good first step, but you won't be fully free without an industrial grade engine hoist. 1.3241 0.05168 145 110 23 12
1936 The weight might feel figurative, but it's literal. 1.3241 0.04882 145 107 29 9
1937 Sorry, we're out of time. See you next week. 1.3241 0.04682 145 105 33 7
1938 It may or may not improve your posture, but it should at least keep you from wandering off. 1.3241 0.04882 145 107 29 9
1939 So, you were saying last week you no longer feel the weight of the world is on your shoulders? 1.3239 0.05340 142 109 20 13
1940 I'm going to refer you to a colleague that specializes in weighty issues. 1.3239 0.04850 142 104 30 8
1941 After many sessions together, there still seems to be something weighing you down. 1.3239 0.04850 142 104 30 8
1942 Now, tell me what's weighing on you today... 1.3239 0.04640 142 102 34 6
1943 I had to take a call, sorry for the wait. 1.3239 0.04850 142 104 30 8
1944 Well I just assumed “weighting room” was a typo. 1.3239 0.04952 142 105 28 9
1945 So tell me, what is it you need to get off your chest? 1.3239 0.04640 142 102 34 6
1946 All right, what is it that you want to get off your chest? 1.3239 0.04850 142 104 30 8
1947 Interesting, last week it was your mother weighing you down. 1.3238 0.05975 105 79 18 8
1948 Great progress! You're no longer carrying the weight on your shoulders. 1.3237 0.04703 139 100 33 6
1949 What do you fear will happen when you stop breathing? 1.3237 0.05127 139 104 25 10
1950 Usually I start my clients with deep breathing techniques, but in your case maybe visualization would be best? 1.3237 0.04703 139 100 33 6
1951 I see that you are not speaking metaphorically. 1.3237 0.04813 139 101 31 7
1952 You say this has been going on since 2016? 1.3235 0.05101 136 101 26 9
1953 The good news is you don’t have E.D. 1.3235 0.05206 136 102 24 10
1954 I see what you mean, but how do you feel about it? 1.3235 0.04769 136 98 32 6
1955 You really should get it off your chest 1.3235 0.04993 136 100 28 8
1956 Yes, I think it would help to get it off your chest. 1.3235 0.05101 136 101 26 9
1957 Get something off my chest" is so cliche. I need you to strive for originality 1.3235 0.04769 136 98 32 6
1958 This "Mueller" who calls you, does he give his first name? 1.3235 0.05206 136 102 24 10
1959 At least the weight is off your shoulders. 1.3233 0.05179 133 99 25 9
1960 Our smoking cessation program has a near one hundred percent success rate. 1.3233 0.04955 133 97 29 7
1961 Weight loss? That's down the hall. 1.3233 0.05068 133 98 27 8
1962 Have you tried the deep breathing exercises we discussed? 1.3231 0.05374 130 98 22 10
1963 I would say you have a lot to get off your chest. 1.3231 0.05147 130 96 26 8
1964 Better? 1.3231 0.05030 130 95 28 7
1965 On a positive note the fact you feel anchored in your life is a good thing 1.3231 0.05374 130 98 22 10
1966 With some clients it can takes years to find the root cause of their problems. With you, it’s not that difficult 1.3231 0.05262 130 97 24 9
1967 So, you went deep-sea fishing with Mr. Soprano...how did it make you feel? 1.3231 0.05374 130 98 22 10
1968 I see you would like to get something off your chest. 1.3228 0.05688 127 98 17 12
1969 You’ll feel so much better once you get it off your chest. 1.3228 0.05577 127 97 19 11
1970 You have 45minutes to get it off your chest unless want a double session. 1.3228 0.04514 158 115 35 8
1971 . . . and how is that working for you? 1.3228 0.04858 158 119 27 12
1972 So let me get this straight, you pulled into Nazareth just feelin' 'bout half past dead? 1.3228 0.04689 158 117 31 10
1973 How long have you been a panini? 1.3226 0.05191 124 91 26 7
1974 Even Freud would say you overdid it with the symbolism.. 1.3226 0.04932 124 89 30 5
1975 Yes, of course I'm paying attention! Tell me again about this crushing weight you feel. 1.3226 0.04571 155 113 34 8
1976 What is the problem from your viewpoint? 1.3224 0.04723 152 112 31 9
1977 Sometimes one feels better getting things off one's chest. 1.3224 0.04723 152 112 31 9
1978 So you feel there’s something you need to get off your chest? 1.3224 0.04904 152 114 27 11
1979 I don't think dieting alone will help your weight problem, Mr. Jones. 1.3223 0.05532 121 91 21 9
1980 Now that’s gravitas 1.3223 0.05145 121 88 27 6
1981 Yes, but as a metaphor for being depressed, it still borders on cliché. 1.3221 0.04494 149 107 36 6
1982 Try and use your words. 1.3221 0.05410 149 117 16 16
1983 It's common to feel weighed down by external pressures, but how are you feeling inside? 1.3221 0.04392 149 106 38 5
1984 The TV commercial did mention it as one of the possible side effects of the medication. 1.3221 0.05063 149 113 24 12
1985 Any idea what's weighing on you? 1.3219 0.04655 146 106 33 7
1986 Let's talk about the pressure you've been under. 1.3219 0.04950 146 109 27 10
1987 That should keep you here for about 9 or 10 sessions. 1.3219 0.05044 146 110 25 11
1988 I must say, that’s really heavy stuff. Is there anything else you'd like to get off your chest? 1.3219 0.04950 146 109 27 10
1989 What about you? What do you think is causing your flat affect? 1.3219 0.05228 146 112 21 13
1990 Well at least the load is off of your shoulders. 1.3219 0.04755 146 107 31 8
1991 There is something I would like to get off my chest........ 1.3219 0.05044 146 110 25 11
1992 Medication alone won't fix your issue. 1.3219 0.04950 146 109 27 10
1993 I thought we agreed you were going to stop putting yourself down. 1.3217 0.05599 115 86 21 8
1994 Your options seem to be limited. 1.3217 0.05024 115 82 29 4
1995 I hate how you never help with housework and act as if there's something more pressing. 1.3217 0.05119 143 108 24 11
1996 Obviously, I could simply lift the weight of your chest but that wouldn't be getting to the core of your problems. 1.3217 0.04718 143 104 32 7
1997 And so you feel she is pressuring you to stay? 1.3217 0.04821 143 105 30 8
1998 I'd say it probably isn't a heart attack. 1.3217 0.04821 143 105 30 8
1999 I was pondering a rather weighty problem, then ...it hit me..... 1.3217 0.05022 143 107 26 10
2000 Now, how about reframing with a positive perspective? 1.3217 0.05308 143 110 20 13
2001 What's on your mind, Harry? 1.3217 0.04922 143 106 28 9
2002 I am getting the feeling something is weighing on you. 1.3214 0.05413 112 82 24 6
2003 Why do I always have to get the door? 1.3214 0.05096 140 105 25 10
2004 I know it sounds difficult, but you’ll feel much better once you lose the weight 1.3212 0.04629 165 123 31 11
2005 Try to relax. 1.3212 0.05069 137 102 26 9
2006 You've been my patient for 10 years and you still never learned to unburden yourself? 1.3212 0.04626 137 98 34 5
2007 It ain't heavy...it's my mother 1.3212 0.05069 137 102 26 9
2008 How long have you been feeling this weight? 1.3212 0.05069 137 102 26 9
2009 You’ve got a ton of problems. 1.3212 0.04740 137 99 32 6
2010 It’s only a metaphor. Breathe easy. 1.3212 0.04852 137 100 30 7
2011 No complaints, Rocco. If you'd remembered the AA batteries, you could've done the ankle monitoring. 1.3212 0.05173 137 103 24 10
2012 Never mind. I can guess. 1.3212 0.04962 137 101 28 8
2013 Just relax and tell me all about it. 1.3212 0.05173 137 103 24 10
2014 Be glad that I don't charge by the pound. 1.3212 0.05377 137 105 20 12
2015 Now that you have called me away from a very nice dinner, what exactly is so pressing? 1.3209 0.05360 134 102 21 11
2016 How does that make you feel? 1.3209 0.05146 134 100 25 9
2017 So it's not your classic pyramid scheme. Sue me. 1.3209 0.05036 134 99 27 8
2018 Are you staying hydrated? 1.3209 0.05146 134 100 25 9
2019 I still say, "If you want a flat stomach, do sit ups!" 1.3208 0.04664 159 118 31 10
2020 I prefer the metaphor 1.3208 0.04578 159 117 33 9
2021 So, when did this panini fetish start becoming a problem? 1.3208 0.06365 106 83 12 11
2022 I’m prescribing an editor to reduce your cliche levels. 1.3206 0.05338 131 99 22 10
2023 So what’s weighing on you this week Bob? 1.3206 0.05114 131 97 26 8
2024 Let's weigh the pros and cons 1.3206 0.05114 131 97 26 8
2025 Are you sure, you have nothing to get off your chest? 1.3206 0.05554 131 101 18 12
2026 I need a favor. 1.3206 0.04757 131 94 32 5
2027 Oh, come on. That's just a figure of speech. 1.3205 0.04636 156 115 32 9
2028 Do you want sympathy or help? 1.3203 0.05195 128 95 25 8
2029 ...research indicates this is the best approach to impulse control. 1.3203 0.04697 128 91 33 4
2030 If that gets much larger, you really should see someone about it. 1.3203 0.05195 128 95 25 8
2031 Mmm ... probably psychosomatic. 1.3203 0.05195 128 95 25 8
2032 It is just your imagination, Mr Zeppelin. You will not lift off 1.3203 0.05539 128 98 19 11
2033 Have you thought of losing weight? 1.3203 0.04697 153 113 31 9
2034 Stop being so literal! 1.3200 0.06176 100 76 16 8
2035 I see that your past weighs heavily upon you. 1.3200 0.04568 150 109 34 7
2036 I have a crush on you. 1.3200 0.05279 125 93 24 8
2037 So which is in your imagination, the comfy couch or the oppressive weight 1.3200 0.04853 150 112 28 10
2038 Have you considered that it's not your problems that are weighing you down? 1.3200 0.05400 125 94 22 9
2039 I gotta tell ya', it's better than a monkey on your back. 1.3200 0.04665 150 110 32 8
2040 On a positive note-the weight seems to be off your shoulders 1.3200 0.05029 125 91 28 6
2041 You're improving. It's smaller than last week's load. 1.3197 0.04825 147 109 29 9
2042 Honey, it's been over four hours. Time to call the doctor. 1.3197 0.04921 147 110 27 10
2043 Yes.. but tell me more about your childhood 1.3197 0.04526 147 106 35 6
2044 I believe your self-esteem would improve if you lost weight. 1.3197 0.04728 147 108 31 8
2045 Really, Phil? A pyramid scheme? 1.3197 0.05240 122 90 25 7
2046 There’s something I’d like to get off my chest. 1.3197 0.05240 122 90 25 7
2047 Do you do think you do well under pressure? 1.3194 0.04691 144 105 32 7
2048 I think it replaced the elephant in the room. 1.3194 0.04992 144 108 26 10
2049 So what is your personal crisis this week? 1.3194 0.04992 144 108 26 10
2050 Maybe it's not heavy. Maybe it's your brother. 1.3194 0.04691 144 105 32 7
2051 I am certain that with twelve more sessions we can find your problem. 1.3193 0.05715 119 91 18 10
2052 "In a 45 minute session I can't make any promises... 1.3191 0.05261 141 108 21 12
2053 No, no, there IS something I have to get off of my chest. 1.3191 0.04648 141 102 33 6
2054 Another 10 minutes and you won't even notice it's there. 1.3191 0.04964 141 105 27 9
2055 We all carry heavy burdens, Mr. Jones." 1.3191 0.04861 141 104 29 8
2056 Take a deep breath and imagine going to your happy place. 1.3191 0.04861 141 104 29 8
2057 I'm here to get something off my chest 1.3191 0.04964 141 105 27 9
2058 Thank God I ordered that memory foam couch” 1.3191 0.04861 141 104 29 8
2059 So sorry, but I only deal with crushing emotional weight. 1.3191 0.04755 141 103 31 7
2060 Think of it as an apt metaphor. 1.3191 0.04861 141 104 29 8
2061 Unburden yourself quickly, Mr. Johnson, our time is almost up. 1.3191 0.05065 141 106 25 10
2062 That’s a lot of cowbell! 1.3191 0.05065 141 106 25 10
2063 First, tell me about your childhood. 1.3190 0.04743 163 123 28 12
2064 I need to get this off my chest. 1.3190 0.05421 116 86 23 7
2065 At least today it's not the weight of the world 1.3190 0.05137 116 84 27 5
2066 To be honest Doc, I preferred when the weight of the world was on my shoulders. 1.3190 0.05691 116 88 19 9
2067 Okay, so you had pulled into Nazareth, just a feelin' 'bout half past dead. Then what happened ? 1.3188 0.05243 138 105 22 11
2068 Now, that's a concrete statement. 1.3188 0.04823 138 101 30 7
2069 I don’t think it’s the food. 1.3188 0.04598 138 99 34 5
2070 Do you want soup or baked chicken for dinner? 1.3188 0.05141 138 104 24 10
2071 I know it's unprofessional, but I've developed a crush on you. 1.3188 0.04598 138 99 34 5
2072 I understand you've been under a lot of pressure lately. Do you have any idea why? 1.3188 0.04823 138 101 30 7
2073 Let’s talk about your weight. 1.3188 0.05037 138 103 26 9
2074 Let's explore the possibility that it is not just the unresolved emotional trauma that is weighing you down. 1.3188 0.05037 138 103 26 9
2075 The cardiologist said it wasn't my heart. 1.3188 0.04553 160 118 33 9
2076 Have you tried lifting weights? 1.3185 0.05221 135 102 23 10
2077 So you would say that it's really weighing on you... 1.3185 0.05114 135 101 25 9
2078 When you're ready to share your feelings, I'll take that off. 1.3185 0.05004 135 100 27 8
2079 I could have imagined the weight of your burden without the visual aid. 1.3185 0.04431 157 114 36 7
2080 It's like a gravity blanket, minus the comfort. 1.3182 0.05081 132 98 26 8
2081 You took the weight off my shoulders, but I still need to get something off my chest. 1.3182 0.04966 132 97 28 7
2082 I promise, after this session you'll feel like a huge weight was lifted. 1.3182 0.04966 132 97 28 7
2083 But, what’s on your mind? 1.3182 0.05193 132 99 24 9
2084 How do you think I feel? I’m crushed! 1.3182 0.04486 154 112 35 7
2085 "I hear you denying it. But from where I'm sitting, this--quote unquote-- 'weight' you're carrying is very real." 1.3182 0.05193 132 99 24 9
2086 Would you describe it as a metric tonne or an imperial ton? 1.3178 0.05160 129 96 25 8
2087 This is analysis. Each time we meet I use a toothpick to chisel off a bit of the concrete 1.3178 0.05042 129 95 27 7
2088 We've succeeded in taking it off your mind. 1.3178 0.05160 129 96 25 8
2089 I think the best way to get this weight off your chest is going to be a pulley system. Failing that, we'll get you some Xanax. 1.3178 0.05042 129 95 27 7
2090 Let’s not waste time here. You’re gonna need medication for that. 1.3178 0.05042 129 95 27 7
2091 ...and our time is up. How do you feel? 1.3176 0.05167 148 114 21 13
2092 We're all under pressure 1.3176 0.04701 148 109 31 8
2093 I know what I said in my book, but your circumstances may require more than attitudinal change. 1.3176 0.04292 148 105 39 4
2094 Well, you seem better than last week. 1.3175 0.04995 126 92 28 6
2095 I think you're ready to explore the idea that this weight you feel may have an external source. 1.3175 0.04867 126 91 30 5
2096 I don't think of it as pressure. I see it more as an opportunity. 1.3175 0.05480 126 96 20 10
2097 I feel like there's something you need to get off your chest. 1.3175 0.05595 126 97 18 11
2098 I understand you want to get something off your chest. 1.3175 0.05595 126 97 18 11
2099 . . . so, what's new? 1.3175 0.04734 126 90 32 4
2100 Weight of the world? I've heard worse. 1.3172 0.05057 145 110 24 11
2101 ...and that must have hit you like a ten ton weight. 1.3172 0.04765 145 107 30 8
2102 Doc, I appreciate all you've done for me, but I've been hiding something from you and I just have to get it off my chest. 1.3171 0.05330 123 92 23 8
2103 I wouldn't say it's the weight of the world, but I get the point you're making. 1.3171 0.05074 123 90 27 6
2104 Your insurance doesn’t cover this.... 1.3169 0.04934 142 106 27 9
2105 Now have you always had a weight problem? 1.3169 0.05034 142 107 25 10
2106 Shall we start at the beginning, Mr. Vader? 1.3169 0.05132 142 108 23 11
2107 Something is clearly weighing on you. 1.3169 0.04934 142 106 27 9
2108 You are definitely not imagining this crushing feeling 1.3169 0.04934 142 106 27 9
2109 You'll feel much better once you get that weight off your chest. 1.3167 0.05290 120 89 24 7
2110 That's a possibility, but tell me more about your father. 1.3165 0.05006 139 104 26 9
2111 So you want me to help you get something off your chest. 1.3165 0.04683 139 101 32 6
2112 It's a gradual therapy. We start small and work you up to the weight of the world. 1.3165 0.04683 139 101 32 6
2113 This is my new relativity therapy. Now just visualize your other problems getting smaller and smaller. 1.3165 0.04571 139 100 34 5
2114 It's all in your head. 1.3165 0.05210 139 106 22 11
2115 When you signed on with Trump, you knew this would happen. 1.3165 0.05309 139 107 20 12
2116 I'm pretty sure I know where the pressure is coming from. 1.3165 0.05109 139 105 24 10
2117 Is your depression related to your weight? 1.3165 0.05309 139 107 20 12
2118 Sorry, your time’s up. 1.3162 0.05242 117 86 25 6
2119 Just try not to think about it. 1.3162 0.04862 136 100 29 7
2120 I can only help you if you are willing to unburden yourself. 1.3162 0.04633 136 98 33 5
2121 Should I look for the cat or not? 1.3162 0.05393 136 105 19 12
2122 Don't worry, we'll get it off as soon as our elephant comes back in the room. 1.3162 0.05081 136 102 25 9
2123 Let's be realistic, it's not the weight of the WORLD 1.3162 0.05493 136 106 17 13
2124 As Tony Soprano would say: „Better on your chest than around your feet!“ 1.3158 0.04420 152 110 36 6
2125 Just keep up with those breathing exercises we practiced--the only thing pinning you to that couch is you, Randy 1.3158 0.04934 133 98 28 7
2126 You're clearly have a lot on your chest today 1.3158 0.04707 152 113 30 9
2127 Stop telling me to lighten up! 1.3158 0.04934 133 98 28 7
2128 John, you need to unburden yourself from this "weight of the whole world" thing. 1.3154 0.04864 149 112 27 10
2129 so you think that will stop your sleepwalking? 1.3154 0.04476 149 108 35 6
2130 Your insurance only reimburses me by the pound 1.3154 0.04576 149 109 33 7
2131 You say you've been experiencing a lot of pressure lately. How does that make you feel? 1.3154 0.04770 149 111 29 9
2132 So you say you feel like you're being crushed by your own self doubt? 1.3154 0.05126 130 97 25 8
2133 Richard, I see your pain ... but we really must end there. 1.3154 0.05354 130 99 21 10
2134 Really, how is this about my mother? 1.3154 0.05009 130 96 27 7
2135 When you told me on the phone about a heavy burden I didn't expect this 1.3154 0.05009 130 96 27 7
2136 A gravity blanket would have been sufficient. 1.3154 0.05009 130 96 27 7
2137 So how long after the construction accident did you start to notice any symptoms? 1.3153 0.05862 111 85 17 9
2138 So why do you feel like you are under so much pressure? 1.3153 0.05427 111 82 23 6
2139 Chuck, I feel your pain 1.3153 0.05576 111 83 21 7
2140 Freud would say the 2 ton weight is your mother. 1.3151 0.04933 146 110 26 10
2141 Yes , of course external pressures can impact us. 1.3151 0.04533 146 106 34 6
2142 You feel that you're under a lot of pressure... 1.3151 0.04737 146 108 30 8
2143 You say you are having chest pains? 1.3151 0.04095 146 102 42 2
2144 So tell me, why do you think you feel as if a two ton weight is holding you down? 1.3151 0.04933 146 110 26 10
2145 You talk as though no one else is burdened. 1.3150 0.05327 127 96 22 9
2146 I'm in the mood for panini. 1.3150 0.05087 127 94 26 7
2147 I've reserved the crane for next Tuesday. Try not to talk. 1.3150 0.04962 127 93 28 6
2148 It's taken years of therapy, but finally I think I know why you're depressed. 1.3150 0.05087 127 94 26 7
2149 Dyspepsia, heartburn ... What else? 1.3148 0.05681 108 81 20 7
2150 They were out of elephants. 1.3147 0.05197 143 110 21 12
2151 So you WERE being literal when you made the appointment. 1.3147 0.04593 143 104 33 6
2152 Well, yes, I am a certified weight-loss hypnotherapist, but I think your problem is beyond my expertise. 1.3147 0.04803 143 106 29 8
2153 Mine is invisible. 1.3147 0.04803 143 106 29 8
2154 So listen, I just have to get something off my chest. 1.3147 0.05004 143 108 25 10
2155 Doc, give it to me straight: is it real? 1.3147 0.05004 143 108 25 10
2156 Have you been under a lot of pressure lately? 1.3145 0.05653 124 96 17 11
2157 To be fair, it’s not the weight of the world.... 1.3145 0.05168 124 92 25 7
2158 Sorry about the huge wait. 1.3145 0.04384 159 116 36 7
2159 You seem fine to me. 1.3145 0.04898 159 122 24 13
2160 I think I figured out what's been weighing you down. 1.3143 0.04975 140 105 26 9
2161 I don't think it's your wife that's weighing you down 1.3143 0.05178 140 107 22 11
2162 Why don't we start first with what's weighing on your mind? 1.3143 0.04871 140 104 28 8
2163 Not to worry, we can still hold your therapy session. Just blink once for yes and twice for no. 1.3140 0.05382 121 91 22 8
2164 So, have you tried other ways to keep it down? 1.3139 0.05458 137 107 17 13
2165 No, literally, you need to get whatever that is off your chest. 1.3139 0.04832 137 101 29 7
2166 I thought some actual weight might put your 'weight-of-the-world' shtick into perspective. 1.3139 0.05049 137 103 25 9
2167 You need to stop watching the news, Robert. 1.3139 0.04832 137 101 29 7
2168 Now think of feeling like that and having morning sickness. 1.3139 0.04942 137 102 27 8
2169 It's not the weight of the world, so quit whining. 1.3137 0.04396 153 111 36 6
2170 I do want you to tell me about your mother, but I see you have other burdens that weigh heavily on you. 1.3136 0.04918 118 85 29 4
2171 I think we can rule out heart attack as a cause of your symptoms. 1.3136 0.05476 118 89 21 8
2172 So how's the new mood stabilizer working? 1.3136 0.05607 118 90 19 9
2173 ... and I found the guillotine at our last session a far more expressive psychodrama, Mr. Boynton. 1.3134 0.05126 134 101 24 9
2174 Every one feels under pressure. Why do you? 1.3134 0.05126 134 101 24 9
2175 Have you considered that the large concrete block may also want to spend some time apart? 1.3134 0.05235 134 102 22 10
2176 Don't know why, I just feel overwhelmed. 1.3134 0.05235 134 102 22 10
2177 This seems like an odd way to treat people with a sexual addiction. 1.3134 0.04903 134 99 28 7
2178 It’s a true concrete concern 1.3134 0.05126 134 101 24 9
2179 You are dealing with some heavy stuff. It is okay to cry. 1.3133 0.04743 150 112 29 9
2180 I’m usually not this blunt with my clients but, damn—your mother did a job on you! 1.3133 0.04743 150 112 29 9
2181 Can I recommend an anti-depressant? 1.3130 0.05207 131 99 23 9
2182 The only way to lose the weight is to get off the couch. 1.3130 0.04976 131 97 27 7
2183 You think you had a bad day. 1.3130 0.05207 131 99 23 9
2184 Don't worry Mr Smith, 2020 is almost here. He'll be gone soon. 1.3130 0.05318 131 100 21 10
2185 See? Stress isn't really like having a giant weight on your chest, now is it? 1.3129 0.04710 147 109 30 8
2186 I'll give you the number of a crane operator that takes your insurance. 1.3129 0.04904 147 111 26 10
2187 The key is to forget it even exists 1.3129 0.04610 147 108 32 7
2188 Actually, I have seen worse. 1.3129 0.04710 147 109 30 8
2189 What's on your mind today? 1.3129 0.04507 147 107 34 6
2190 Something got you down? 1.3129 0.04710 147 109 30 8
2191 Tell me how you get that fucking thing past security every week. 1.3129 0.04904 147 111 26 10
2192 Well, if you die, at least we won’t have to press your trousers. 1.3125 0.04974 144 109 25 10
2193 I treat figurative problems. 1.3125 0.05070 144 110 23 11
2194 Don't be a martyr. I have a number of pressing obligations, too. 1.3125 0.04875 144 108 27 9
2195 I told you that chandelier was too gauche. 1.3125 0.05291 128 97 22 9
2196 The next exercise is to squeeze your buttocks, then raise your buttocks creating a bridge with your body. Hold and lower your body, then repeat. 1.3125 0.04671 144 106 31 7
2197 I've been struggling to find the strength to lift myself out of bed in the morning. 1.3125 0.05173 128 96 24 8
2198 Why don't you tell me what you want to get off your chest. 1.3125 0.05677 112 85 19 8
2199 So are you feeling depressed? 1.3125 0.04974 144 109 25 10
2200 Please. You have worse problems. Trump's in office. 1.3125 0.05629 128 100 16 12
2201 I suppose you want me to get the door... again. 1.3125 0.05053 128 95 26 7
2202 Tell me again.Why are you feeling such pressure ? 1.3125 0.04803 128 93 30 5
2203 Is there something you want to get off your chest? 1.3125 0.04875 144 108 27 9
2204 Your HMO doesn't cover that. 1.3121 0.04533 173 131 30 12
2205 Okay, Harry. What is it you wish to discuss? 1.3121 0.05433 141 111 16 14
2206 Well, technically, it isn't the weight of the world. 1.3121 0.05046 141 107 24 10
2207 Take a deep breath and tell me about it. 1.3121 0.04736 141 104 30 7
2208 "Today, let's try to get at the root of your claustrophobia." 1.3121 0.04403 141 101 36 4
2209 I wouldn't make any accusations against 'Fat Tony' if I were you. 1.3121 0.05046 141 107 24 10
2210 I see you're going for subtlety this week. 1.3121 0.04736 141 104 30 7
2211 Your condition is severe. Most of my patients are only in need of a weighted blanket. 1.3121 0.04841 141 105 28 8
2212 That's so cliche. Tell me how you really feel. 1.3121 0.04517 141 102 34 5
2213 So I think this weight you’ve been carrying around is definitely real. 1.3121 0.04736 141 104 30 7
2214 So when you said you needed to get something off your chest... 1.3120 0.05378 125 95 21 9
2215 What else is weighing on you? 1.3120 0.05005 125 92 27 6
2216 Doc, there's a ton I want to get off my chest today. 1.3120 0.05378 125 95 21 9
2217 What makes you say she’s pressuring you to get married? 1.3120 0.05378 125 95 21 9
2218 Hmmm....your symptom is more consistent with a heart attack. 1.3120 0.05257 125 94 23 8
2219 Hand me the remote. 1.3120 0.05497 125 96 19 10
2220 Do you think it’s climate change or the 2020 elections? 1.3120 0.05497 125 96 19 10
2221 Well, emotional weight can manifest itself in many ways. 1.3120 0.05133 125 93 25 7
2222 You’ve got to lighten up. 1.3116 0.04691 138 101 31 6
2223 And how does the Road Runner make you feel? 1.3116 0.05122 138 105 23 10
2224 That is the equivalent of three ex-wives, seven mortgages and eight kids who barely acknowledge your existence. 1.3116 0.04691 138 101 31 6
2225 Just be thankful you didn't say you have a monkey on your back. 1.3116 0.04911 138 103 27 8
2226 I'm afraid our hour is up. I'm going out to lunch, but feel free to take your time leaving. 1.3116 0.04802 138 102 29 7
2227 Although you are not having a heart attack, I can assure you that you are not a hypochondriac, Mr. Floyd. 1.3116 0.04911 138 103 27 8
2228 "We all feel like we have a weight on us, honey. It's probably just a metaphor." 1.3116 0.05018 138 104 25 9
2229 Phil, did you hear me? Today was the worst day of my life. 1.3116 0.05122 138 105 23 10
2230 Why do “you” think you feel under such pressure? 1.3116 0.04911 138 103 27 8
2231 Thank God I work on retainer, you have a ton to get off your chest. 1.3116 0.05018 138 104 25 9
2232 Can you see it from her side now? 1.3116 0.04577 138 100 33 5
2233 You know, I have a real visual sense of the crushing weight you describe. 1.3116 0.05325 138 107 19 12
2234 At least we've finally identified what's been weighing on you. 1.3115 0.05085 122 90 26 6
2235 Would you feel different sitting up? 1.3115 0.05216 122 91 24 7
2236 I think we should talk about the anvil in the room 1.3115 0.05216 122 91 24 7
2237 Would it kill you to listen for a minute? 1.3113 0.04989 151 116 23 12
2238 And that’s not the worst part. I can’t even tie my own shoelaces. 1.3113 0.04621 151 112 31 8
2239 At least you can’t complain about having the weight of the world on your shoulders. 1.3111 0.04984 135 101 26 8
2240 And how's that working for you?" 1.3111 0.04639 135 98 32 5
2241 Now think of all the needless pressure you bring upon yourself. 1.3111 0.04757 135 99 30 6
2242 Eventually, not winning the New Yorker caption competition starts to weigh a person down. That's all I'm saying. 1.3111 0.05409 135 105 18 12
2243 Perhaps you should stop fiddling with it for a while 1.3111 0.04639 135 98 32 5
2244 Have you tried talking about it? 1.3111 0.04872 135 100 28 7
2245 I see you've put on some weight. 1.3109 0.05566 119 91 19 9
2246 And how do you FEEL about it? 1.3109 0.05303 119 89 23 7
2247 Burdened you say? 1.3108 0.04780 148 111 28 9
2248 Have you considered it’s you that’s the problem? 1.3108 0.04583 148 109 32 7
2249 How did you manage that with our broken elevator? 1.3108 0.04875 148 112 26 10
2250 There’s nothing on earth preventing your leaving my care, Mr. Shigo. 1.3108 0.04683 148 110 30 8
2251 I think you're underweight. 1.3108 0.04875 148 112 26 10
2252 Karen, I told you, I’ve been under a lot of pressure lately. 1.3106 0.04825 132 97 29 6
2253 So, is there anything else you want to tell me? 1.3106 0.04825 132 97 29 6
2254 So, why do you feel that I am keeping your here against your will? 1.3106 0.05173 132 100 23 9
2255 I don't think so; COPD is when an elephant is sitting on you. 1.3106 0.05283 132 101 21 10
2256 Gee, that’s really heavy but your time’s up. 1.3106 0.04825 132 97 29 6
2257 Unfortunately your insurance doesn’t cover this modality 1.3106 0.04825 132 97 29 6
2258 Good. You're starting to understand 'privilege'. 1.3103 0.04540 145 106 33 6
2259 Your biggest problem is you overdramatize everything. 1.3103 0.04324 145 104 37 4
2260 I feel so much better having gotten that off my chest. 1.3103 0.04746 145 108 29 8
2261 I know you are depressed, but if we cannot go beyond tired cliches I cannot help you. 1.3103 0.04846 145 109 27 9
2262 You weren't exaggerating your struggles with weight. 1.3103 0.04944 145 110 25 10
2263 I carried it in. I can carry it out. 1.3103 0.05395 116 87 22 7
2264 Unfortunately, the anvil on your chest is not covered by your co-pay. 1.3101 0.04772 129 94 30 5
2265 If you’re really that unhappy, just leave. 1.3101 0.05255 129 98 22 9
2266 You never want to go out. 1.3101 0.05255 129 98 22 9
2267 Don't worry, it's figurative. 1.3101 0.05138 129 97 24 8
2268 So tell me Bob, just how long have you been feeling this pier pressure ? 1.3101 0.05019 129 96 26 7
2269 Is there something you’d like to get off your chest, dear? 1.3099 0.05211 142 110 20 12
2270 Well Harold, I think we've made some real progress now that you don't feel the weight of the world is on your shoulders 1.3099 0.04707 142 105 30 7
2271 It’s a cartoon universe, so yes, it’s literal here. 1.3099 0.04812 142 106 28 8
2272 This was not the birth control I had in mind. 1.3099 0.04915 142 107 26 9
2273 How long has that been weighing on you? 1.3099 0.04915 142 107 26 9
2274 Now let's hear one long deep breath out. 1.3097 0.04806 155 118 26 11
2275 I see you've putting on more weight lately. 1.3095 0.05341 126 96 21 9
2276 And when you say, “crushing weight on your chest,” how exactly do you mean that? 1.3095 0.04464 168 126 32 10
2277 Now take a deep breath . . . 1.3095 0.05341 126 96 21 9
2278 My license limits me to getting the load off your mind 1.3095 0.05341 126 96 21 9
2279 So, do you think you maybe take things too literally? 1.3095 0.05098 126 94 25 7
2280 I learned this therapy when I was stationed in Guantanamo. 1.3095 0.05221 126 95 23 8
2281 No more excuses Fred. The only thing holding you back is yourself. 1.3095 0.04842 126 92 29 5
2282 Mr Grobner, it IS a weight! 1.3094 0.04987 139 105 25 9
2283 Are you more relaxed now that the weight was lifted from your shoulders? 1.3094 0.04773 139 103 29 7
2284 Something you want to get off your chest, Bob? 1.3094 0.05191 139 107 21 11
2285 My approach combines theories from psychoanalysis and Temple Grandin. 1.3094 0.05191 139 107 21 11
2286 Look on the bright side. It could have been the world. 1.3094 0.04881 139 104 27 8
2287 You mean ‘figuratively’. 1.3094 0.05090 139 106 23 10
2288 You say you've been feeling a lot of pressure lately? 1.3094 0.04773 139 103 29 7
2289 You said something about "getting something off your chest"? 1.3094 0.04662 139 102 31 6
2290 I'm sorry, but you exceed the emotional weight limit that your HMO will cover. 1.3092 0.05133 152 119 19 14
2291 Next week, let's reenact your dream about being naked at work. 1.3092 0.04781 152 115 27 10
2292 Visualize a metaphor. 1.3089 0.05049 123 91 26 6
2293 We don’t want you blowing away again, now do we? 1.3089 0.05307 123 93 22 8
2294 So is there anything new concerning you this week? 1.3089 0.05431 123 94 20 9
2295 I've devised a new technique to help us get through your exaggerated feelings of self-importance. 1.3089 0.05180 123 92 24 7
2296 Dear, I know you don't like me giving you advice, but it really is a lot easier to press your shirt when you're not wearing it. 1.3089 0.05307 123 93 22 8
2297 Getting a bit literal with your metaphors, aren’t you? 1.3088 0.04491 136 98 34 4
2298 I promise you'll feel lighter afterwards. 1.3088 0.04727 136 100 30 6
2299 What else besides getting another day older and deeper in debt is weighing on you? 1.3088 0.05168 136 104 22 10
2300 Now Mr. Smith, tell me about your mother. 1.3088 0.05061 136 103 24 9
2301 Feel free to unburden yourself. 1.3088 0.05061 136 103 24 9
2302 I can't help but notice you've put some weight on. 1.3088 0.04841 136 101 28 7
2303 I have no control over the Mueller investigation. 1.3087 0.04656 149 111 30 8
2304 Your insurance covers "monkey on your back", so lets discuss that. 1.3086 0.04976 162 127 20 15
2305 You have to let go. It's just you holding yourself down. 1.3083 0.05525 120 92 19 9
2306 OK . Tell me all. Imagine how good it will feel to get this off your chest 1.3083 0.05131 120 89 25 6
2307 So what’s weighing you down that you had to see me immediately? 1.3083 0.05131 120 89 25 6
2308 Now about that bill. 1.3083 0.05650 120 93 17 10
2309 In pyramid years, how long since your divorce? 1.3083 0.05265 120 90 23 7
2310 Well, at least you got that elephant off your chest. 1.3083 0.05139 133 101 23 9
2311 ..and how did that make you feel? 1.3083 0.04795 133 98 29 6
2312 It's great that you're seeking help, but I think you've come to the wrong place. 1.3083 0.04551 133 96 33 4
2313 I'll have that removed after you pay for your last three visits. 1.3083 0.05356 133 103 19 11
2314 I don't like it when men leave me. 1.3083 0.04912 133 99 27 7
2315 Sure, you can leave anytime. I charge by the hour. 1.3083 0.05027 133 100 25 8
2316 Why do you never go anywhere with me? 1.3082 0.04718 146 109 29 8
2317 How long have you been trying to lose weight? 1.3082 0.05103 146 113 21 12
2318 I'm just saying,if you had started doing sit-ups three months before our cruise you wouldn't have to do this now. 1.3082 0.04718 146 109 29 8
2319 so you like heavy metal 1.3082 0.04718 146 109 29 8
2320 Our time is up, so you're going to have to carry this around until at least next Thursday. 1.3082 0.05010 146 112 23 11
2321 Well, at least you're not behind the eight ball. 1.3082 0.04914 146 111 25 10
2322 It's the weight of anxiety. Just let it go . . . 1.3082 0.05285 146 115 17 14
2323 Let's revisit your feelings about my fee. 1.3082 0.04914 146 111 25 10
2324 ...and you call this by your wife's name? 1.3077 0.05443 130 101 18 11
2325 Well, it's been five hours. Any change, or should we call the doctor? 1.3077 0.04986 130 97 26 7
2326 I need to get something off my chest. 1.3077 0.04885 143 108 26 9
2327 How many Flat Stanley books have you read? 1.3077 0.04783 143 107 28 8
2328 Now, how does that make you feel? 1.3077 0.04985 143 109 24 10
2329 My advice, don't exhale." 1.3077 0.04573 143 105 32 6
2330 I have to admit when you said you were carrying around the weight of the world I had a different image. 1.3077 0.04482 130 93 34 3
2331 With some work we can get you down to keys and a smartphone. 1.3077 0.04865 130 96 28 6
2332 Just breathe. 1.3072 0.04932 153 118 23 12
2333 Whatever happened to that elephant in the room? 1.3072 0.04377 153 112 35 6
2334 You've turned passive-aggressive behavior into an art form. 1.3072 0.04844 153 117 25 11
2335 As your psychiatrist, I can promise you that the weight is NOT on your mind. 1.3072 0.04570 153 114 31 8
2336 First of all, I think you should lose weight. 1.3072 0.04754 153 116 27 10
2337 How's your pain on a scale of 1 to 10? 1.3072 0.05018 153 119 21 13
2338 But you'd previously described feeling like you'd been hit by a ton of bricks 1.3071 0.05058 140 107 23 10
2339 I feel as though something is weighing you down. Let's talk about your childhood. You had mentioned your father was an executive at the ACME Corporation" 1.3071 0.04744 140 104 29 7
2340 So you are feeling weighed down, how so? 1.3071 0.04851 140 105 27 8
2341 I see that you’re still having trouble with weight loss 1.3071 0.05063 127 95 25 7
2342 And your complaint about Viagra is what? 1.3071 0.05647 127 100 15 12
2343 I said that you should show more compassion, not compression! 1.3071 0.05185 127 96 23 8
2344 Seems to me you need to get something off your chest. 1.3071 0.04938 127 94 27 6
2345 Well, I see your time is up. 1.3071 0.04678 127 92 31 4
2346 Yes Fred, I’ve NEVER felt more certain about a diagnosis. 1.3071 0.05535 127 99 17 11
2347 You always want to talk about your problems first. 1.3071 0.05185 127 96 23 8
2348 Enough about what's weighing on you. Let's get back to your feelings. 1.3070 0.05157 114 84 25 5
2349 I'll take it off if you promise to stop changing the channels. 1.3070 0.05305 114 85 23 6
2350 Do you feel better, now that it's off your mind? 1.3067 0.04629 150 112 30 8
2351 When you said that you were caught between a rock and a hard place, I didn’t think you meant literally. 1.3067 0.04819 150 114 26 10
2352 I think we’d better start by defining the word ‘shrink’. 1.3067 0.04629 150 112 30 8
2353 Whatever it is, just speak up and get it off your chest! 1.3067 0.04819 150 114 26 10
2354 Okay, it may be our song, but I still say The Band meant it in more of an allegorical sense. 1.3066 0.04698 137 101 30 6
2355 Easily the worst case of erectile dysfunction I've seen. 1.3066 0.04921 137 103 26 8
2356 This is the first treatment for your fear of flying 1.3066 0.04811 137 102 28 7
2357 So, Mr. Johnson, what do you want to get off your chest this session? 1.3066 0.05029 137 104 24 9
2358 Have you considered healthier ways to iron your slacks? 1.3066 0.05238 137 106 20 11
2359 Would you call yourself overdramatic? Moan in anguish once for yes, twice for no. 1.3066 0.04698 137 101 30 6
2360 What's important now is to reset your narrative. 1.3066 0.04811 137 102 28 7
2361 I get a sense that you're concerned about your weight. 1.3066 0.05135 137 105 22 10
2362 Well, that's how clichés get to be clichés. 1.3066 0.04811 137 102 28 7
2363 I have this crushing feeling psychiatry isn't working for me. 1.3065 0.05144 124 93 24 7
2364 Unfortunately, you've come to the wrong place. I specialize in albatrosses. 1.3065 0.05393 124 95 20 9
2365 So, can you describe these feelings of oppression? 1.3065 0.04882 124 91 28 5
2366 I’d like to start by talking about what you think of my new haircut. 1.3065 0.05144 124 93 24 7
2367 Mr. Williams, let the weight do the work. 1.3062 0.04433 160 119 33 8
2368 It’s your obsession with weight that’s holding you down. 1.3061 0.05073 147 114 21 12
2369 Weighted down how? 1.3061 0.04885 147 112 25 10
2370 My cardiologist calls this the "widow maker." 1.3060 0.05106 134 102 23 9
2371 It’s a new technique: the load on your chest distracts you from whatever’s weighing on your mind. 1.3060 0.04994 134 101 25 8
2372 Therapists use the phrase "to get something off your chest" metaphorically. I'll refer you to a crane operator. 1.3060 0.05106 134 102 23 9
2373 So, what's weighing you down? 1.3060 0.04881 134 100 27 7
2374 My apologies, ordinarily this is a safe space. 1.3060 0.05214 134 103 21 10
2375 I'm sorry, but you're doing it wrong. It's supposed to be on your shoulders. 1.3060 0.04994 134 101 25 8
2376 Times's up, Mr. Jones. I'm referring you to a weight loss counselor. I really need that couch back. 1.3060 0.05321 134 104 19 11
2377 How would you describe your mood overall? 1.3058 0.05358 121 92 21 8
2378 Getting the weight of the world off your shoulders was a good start, but I believe there's still something you need to get off your chest. 1.3058 0.05358 121 92 21 8
2379 Can't you see the pressure I'm under? 1.3058 0.05485 121 93 19 9
2380 I meant it a bit more metaphorically... 1.3058 0.05095 121 90 25 6
2381 I thought this might offer you some perspective. 1.3057 0.04396 157 116 34 7
2382 There’s something I’m still not quite ready to get off my chest. 1.3056 0.04856 144 109 26 9
2383 I think your depression may be caused by a weight issue. 1.3056 0.04438 144 105 34 5
2384 Nonsense, Samson! You DO have a handle on your weight problem, but the real issue is you’re bald. 1.3056 0.04755 144 108 28 8
2385 Anything you want to get off your chest, Carl? 1.3056 0.05241 144 113 18 13
2386 Doctor, my wife says that I don't handle pressure well. 1.3056 0.04755 144 108 28 8
2387 You can go when I say you can go. 1.3054 0.04783 167 130 23 14
2388 I only wish you could also support a family. 1.3053 0.05071 131 99 24 8
2389 We usually see this on shoulders. 1.3053 0.04833 131 97 28 6
2390 Honey, I have something that I want to get off my chest! 1.3053 0.04953 131 98 26 7
2391 Yes, that's 2000 pounds...but doesn't it feel lighter knowing that it's also 907.18 kilograms? 1.3053 0.04584 131 95 32 4
2392 How was your day? 1.3053 0.04953 131 98 26 7
2393 Repeat after me - the only thing holding you back is yourself 1.3053 0.04710 131 96 30 5
2394 Why not just try cutting carbs? 1.3053 0.04953 131 98 26 7
2395 So, Ed, would you say I've got your attention, now? 1.3052 0.04353 154 113 35 6
2396 Seems like you have a lot on your chest 1.3051 0.05451 118 90 20 8
2397 I wasn’t planning to pressure you to marry me, but... 1.3051 0.05036 118 87 26 5
2398 Honestly Jerry, it's like you hardly lift a finger anymore. 1.3051 0.05036 118 87 26 5
2399 How long have you been feeling a little flat and experiencing a shortness of breath? 1.3051 0.05036 118 87 26 5
2400 Today, let's go back a few generations and talk about your great-great grandfather Sisyphus. 1.3051 0.05316 118 89 22 7
2401 You say you've been under a lot of pressure lately, care to elaborate on that? 1.3050 0.05027 141 108 23 10
2402 If this won't counteract the blue pill, nothing will. 1.3050 0.04715 141 105 29 7
2403 Let’s work on some relaxation techniques … first, take a deep breath, and hold it … . 1.3050 0.04821 141 106 27 8
2404 Me helping you take a load off your chest is just an expression. 1.3050 0.04925 141 107 25 9
2405 Well, it's still better than having the weight of the world on your shoulders isn't it? 1.3047 0.05150 128 97 23 8
2406 I’m sorry, our ton is up. I mean we have to weight until next week. Talk about a Freudian slip. 1.3047 0.05150 128 97 23 8
2407 And, by now, the pressures of everyday life should seem miniscule by comparison. 1.3047 0.04778 128 94 29 5
2408 Accept that your mother will never provide the nurturing you crave, Tony, and the weight will lift. 1.3047 0.05384 128 99 19 10
2409 Better. Definitely better. I used to feel like I had the weight of the world on me. 1.3047 0.05150 128 97 23 8
2410 And how long have you been under this, Mr. Hoffa? 1.3047 0.05497 128 100 17 11
2411 We call this the Mueller experience. Anything you would like to confess? 1.3047 0.04778 128 94 29 5
2412 You, you, you. It's always about you! 1.3047 0.04905 128 95 27 6
2413 Relax and breathe deeply." 1.3047 0.04905 128 95 27 6
2414 Big. Yes. But not the weight of the world. 1.3047 0.04778 128 94 29 5
2415 Whatever it is that's weighing you down, get it off your chest. 1.3046 0.04407 151 111 34 6
2416 Now that it's off your back do you feel better? 1.3046 0.04603 151 113 30 8
2417 Stop complaining, you still have your health 1.3043 0.05265 115 86 23 6
2418 Feeling depressed? 1.3043 0.05119 115 85 25 5
2419 I can see you have a lot on your chest, that’s why we’re here! 1.3043 0.04781 138 103 28 7
2420 You said you prefer to be underweight. But this is ridiculous. 1.3043 0.05102 138 106 22 10
2421 Nothing on your mind? 1.3043 0.05205 138 107 20 11
2422 Your message said some things were weighing on you. 1.3043 0.05265 115 86 23 6
2423 You really need to put down Wile E. Coyote as your emergency contact from now on. 1.3043 0.05102 138 106 22 10
2424 Ok. But wouldn't you agree that "The weight of the world.." is really just you being overdramatic again? 1.3043 0.05548 115 88 19 8
2425 ...and how do you feel now that it's off your shoulders? 1.3043 0.05102 138 106 22 10
2426 I appreciate the effort. But in talk therapy we need to use words. 1.3043 0.04749 161 124 25 12
2427 Is it really weighing on you? 1.3043 0.04781 138 103 28 7
2428 I see ... have you tried a forklift? 1.3043 0.04230 161 118 37 6
2429 I’m afraid your insurance doesn’t cover therapy for ‘materialized existential dread,’ Paul. 1.3043 0.04669 138 102 30 6
2430 The pressure you feel- do you think that came from your parents? 1.3043 0.04437 138 100 34 4
2431 Let’s try again... Tell me about your mother. 1.3041 0.04564 148 110 31 7
2432 I would agree. It's NOT just your thoughts weighing you down. 1.3041 0.04761 148 112 27 9
2433 So I guess we have to talk about the elephant in the room. 1.3041 0.04761 148 112 27 9
2434 Let’s address the elephant in the room.” “No, no, it only feels like an elephant. 1.3041 0.04664 148 111 29 8
2435 If it makes you feel any better, only good people feel guilt. 1.3041 0.04761 148 112 27 9
2436 I think we've made some real progress; it's no longer on your shoulders. 1.3040 0.05108 125 94 24 7
2437 Hyperbole is not helpful in discussing how you see our relationship. 1.3040 0.05474 125 97 18 10
2438 You're not having a heart attack, Harry. 1.3040 0.04980 125 93 26 6
2439 I warned you one Cialis was enough. 1.3040 0.05355 125 96 20 9
2440 Well, the two of you clearly have some issues to resolve... 1.3040 0.05108 125 94 24 7
2441 I would have come sooner but I thought you said wait. 1.3040 0.05108 125 94 24 7
2442 Needs more cowbell." 1.3037 0.05180 135 104 21 10
2443 Please, try to focus on your emotional, rather than physical, issues? 1.3037 0.05390 135 106 17 12
2444 Can you please just lighten up for a change? 1.3037 0.04734 135 100 29 6
2445 Yes, you definitely are dealing with some weighty issues. 1.3037 0.04850 135 101 27 7
2446 The good news is, we've gotten the weight off your shoulders. 1.3036 0.05649 112 86 18 8
2447 That's correct. For two hundred fifty dollars I remove the weight. 1.3034 0.05116 145 113 20 12
2448 Well, we did manage to take the weight off of your shoulders. 1.3034 0.04727 145 109 28 8
2449 College debt can't be that bad. 1.3034 0.04827 145 110 26 9
2450 I think I understand why you may be feeling depressed lately. 1.3034 0.04624 145 108 30 7
2451 Honey... anything you'd like to get off your chest? 1.3034 0.04925 145 111 24 10
2452 No, but it will get you to confess to witchcraft. 1.3033 0.05191 122 92 23 7
2453 I think I may have a weight problem... 1.3033 0.05320 122 93 21 8
2454 So why do you think you're experiencing this crushing sensation in your chest? 1.3033 0.04784 122 89 29 4
2455 I’d like you to take a moment and try to sense what it feels like when your mother-in-law drops in for a visit 1.3032 0.04789 155 119 25 11
2456 No, it's not all in my head. 1.3032 0.04425 155 115 33 7
2457 You're feeling hard pressed to talk about it?" 1.3030 0.04921 132 99 26 7
2458 Would you be happier if it were a ton of feathers? 1.3030 0.05151 132 101 22 9
2459 You know, this is going to be a first for me, but I think we're gonna go with Steroids instead of Prozac for this one. 1.3030 0.05371 132 103 18 11
2460 Better or worse? 1.3030 0.05151 132 101 22 9
2461 I think we are making process. You used to have the weight of the world on your shoulders. 1.3030 0.04680 132 97 30 5
2462 I'm glad you finally got that weight off your shoulders. 1.3030 0.05037 132 100 24 8
2463 Good news Mr. Atlas you are not imagining it you DO have the weight of the world on you. 1.3030 0.04921 132 99 26 7
2464 Mr. Brown I want you to take a deep breath and let all the heaviness out 1.3030 0.04680 132 97 30 5
2465 Well, we managed to take the weight off your shoulders, at least. 1.3028 0.04792 142 107 27 8
2466 Thank you - that's a real weight off my mind... 1.3028 0.04687 142 106 29 7
2467 Sorry, my fee only covers taking a weight off your shoulders. 1.3028 0.04579 142 105 31 6
2468 No need to be such a literalist, Mr. Dobson. 1.3028 0.04996 142 109 23 10
2469 I DO understand that you are under a lot of pressure right now, but you really must get out of bed. 1.3028 0.05095 142 110 21 11
2470 Because a ball and chain is just so 20th Century 1.3028 0.04687 142 106 29 7
2471 About your last bill... 1.3028 0.04895 142 108 25 9
2472 It's called "privilege therapy." This one equalizes your experience as a cis-gendered heterosexual White male with that of gay Black woman. 1.3026 0.04763 152 116 26 10
2473 Honey, there's a little something I need to get off my chest. 1.3026 0.04671 152 115 28 9
2474 Tell me more about feeling trapped. 1.3026 0.04577 152 114 30 8
2475 Yes, I have experience treating depression, anxiety, insomnia, and falling anvils. 1.3026 0.04577 152 114 30 8
2476 Don't tell me. There's something you want to get off your chest. 1.3025 0.05000 119 88 26 5
2477 Doris awaits patiently for Herb's shirt and trousers to be pressed. 1.3025 0.05277 119 90 22 7
2478 We're only 15 minutes into our first session, but I think what you're feeling is that big weight on your chest. 1.3023 0.04747 129 95 29 5
2479 Let's talk through it. 1.3023 0.04747 129 95 29 5
2480 Honey, I wish you’d lighten up.” 1.3023 0.04996 129 97 25 7
2481 We're staying here until you tell me you love me. 1.3023 0.04996 129 97 25 7
2482 Now, can you please tell me what was so important that I had to drop everything to listen to you? 1.3023 0.04747 129 95 29 5
2483 Let’s explore why a skinny guy like you would think you have a weight problem. 1.3023 0.05347 129 100 19 10
2484 Now we're going to address your Sisyphus complex. 1.3023 0.04747 129 95 29 5
2485 I have a ton of issues this week, Doc! 1.3023 0.04747 129 95 29 5
2486 I've been meaning to get that chandelier fixed. 1.3023 0.05459 129 101 17 11
2487 Trust the Process 1.3023 0.04996 129 97 25 7
2488 Ever feel like you just have to get something off your chest? 1.3023 0.04747 129 95 29 5
2489 I appreciate the visual Bob, but your friend with the crane just drove off and we have a hard stop in an hour. 1.3022 0.05172 139 108 20 11
2490 We got rid of the baggage from your childhood. That's progress. 1.3022 0.04752 139 104 28 7
2491 On a lighter note, your clothes are well pressed. 1.3022 0.04527 139 102 32 5
2492 This is therapy, not theater, now please take that off. 1.3022 0.04752 139 104 28 7
2493 When did you start to feel like you were under a lot of pressure? 1.3020 0.04733 149 113 27 9
2494 Do you think you might be taking things a bit too literally? 1.3020 0.04637 149 112 29 8
2495 So how, exactly, did you get here? 1.3020 0.04637 149 112 29 8
2496 I've told you before, I am not a mind reader. You're going to have to tell me what's weighing you down. 1.3019 0.05714 106 81 18 7
2497 I’m fully aware of the irony in this situation arising during our session. 1.3017 0.05081 116 86 25 5
2498 I wish I could come up with a metaphor for what I'm feeling right now... 1.3016 0.05073 126 95 24 7
2499 I assume you are relieved to no longer have the weight on your shoulders. 1.3016 0.04947 126 94 26 6
2500 So tell me again about your relationship with your mother. 1.3016 0.05197 126 96 22 8
2501 Now do you understand how I'm feeling? 1.3016 0.05197 126 96 22 8
2502 Tell me what's weighing on you? 1.3016 0.05318 126 97 20 9
2503 Well, ever think of ME? I'm under a great deal of pressure, too. 1.3015 0.04931 136 103 25 8
2504 Some patients feel like a great weight has been lifted - Some don't. 1.3015 0.04931 136 103 25 8
2505 You seem to be under a lot of pressure; let's talk about that. 1.3015 0.04931 136 103 25 8
2506 I get this sense something's weighing you down today. 1.3015 0.04588 136 100 31 5
2507 What do you associate with feeling 'under pressure' 1.3015 0.04931 136 103 25 8
2508 Mr. Trump, as your psychiatrist, now you might understand how I feel... 1.3015 0.04705 136 101 29 6
2509 If that's "the weight of the world", Sam, you've tragically underestimated the size of your problem. 1.3015 0.04931 136 103 25 8
2510 Tell me if I got it wrong, but from how I understand it, you’re feeling crushed. 1.3015 0.04819 136 102 27 7
2511 I hear it is the not the weight that kills you. It's the density. 1.3014 0.04798 146 111 26 9
2512 Are you confident that's not just a lampshade? 1.3014 0.04798 146 111 26 9
2513 Your mental block appears to be the result of an external condition. 1.3009 0.05166 113 84 24 5
2514 Maybe, John, you should consider getting a smaller key chain. 1.3009 0.05166 113 84 24 5
2515 I hope through our work together you will be able to rid yourself of whatever is burdening you. 1.3008 0.04889 123 91 27 5
2516 You look uncomfortable. Is it something I said? 1.3008 0.05529 123 96 17 10
2517 Sooooo. You're a Trumpie. How's that going? 1.3008 0.05648 123 97 15 11
2518 You say you feel like you have a 2-ton weight on you. What do you mean by that? 1.3008 0.05155 123 93 23 7
2519 But WHY do you want to get this weight lifted off your chest? 1.3008 0.04889 133 100 26 7
2520 And your dad said this to you when? 1.3008 0.04889 133 100 26 7
2521 You really think my childhood traumas are causing my chest pains? 1.3008 0.05227 133 103 20 10
2522 I dunno. Sometimes I think, maybe I should grow it longer again. A pageboy, instead of a bob. But then I think, what am I thinking. I would look ridiculous with a pageboy. I'm a bob sort of a girl. Always have been. Always will be. Bob, bob, bob. 1.3008 0.05005 133 101 24 8
2523 Certainly I can help you... but I charge by the pound” 1.3008 0.05117 133 102 22 9
2524 You say your mother is inside? 1.3008 0.04889 133 100 26 7
2525 I get that it's heavy, but how do you "feel" about it? 1.3008 0.04526 133 97 32 4
2526 I can see something's weighing on you. 1.3008 0.04771 133 99 28 6
2527 What's weighing on you figuratively, I mean. 1.3008 0.05335 133 104 18 11
2528 So tell me, what’s weighing on you? 1.3007 0.04966 143 110 23 10
2529 It's all in your mind you know". 1.3007 0.04659 143 107 29 7
2530 You see, I deal more with emotional weight. 1.3007 0.04330 143 104 35 4
2531 I used to help my patients get things off their chest. But I’ve found this technique to be more effective. 1.3007 0.05064 143 111 21 11
2532 Just try to relax and get things off your chest. 1.3007 0.04645 153 116 28 9
2533 I said you needed to DEcompress. 1.3000 0.04963 130 98 25 7
2534 This wasn’t quite what I meant when I asked you to bring in what’s been weighing you down. 1.3000 0.05711 110 85 17 8
2535 Try using "I" statements when speaking about the mass. 1.3000 0.04706 150 114 27 9
2536 Once we lower your anxiety level, you'll feel a ton better. 1.3000 0.04935 140 107 24 9
2537 Taking the weight of your shoulder was free. The next session costs $250. 1.3000 0.04512 150 112 31 7
2538 Wait how the fuck did you get in the door 1.3000 0.05238 140 110 18 12
2539 It's just another example of how you react to a situation...you can focus on the immense weight bearing down, or the joy from your clothes being pressed and wrinkle free! 1.3000 0.05081 130 99 23 8
2540 Barney had many years of therapy ahead. 1.3000 0.04893 150 116 23 11
2541 Before I can help you, you’ll need to see a doctor to make sure your chest pain isn’t from a heart attack. 1.3000 0.04830 140 106 26 8
2542 When I said I can help lift the weight off your chest it was a metaphor” 1.3000 0.05081 130 99 23 8
2543 If you will recall, at our last session it was revealed that you had a crush on ME. 1.3000 0.04963 130 98 25 7
2544 I see your mother-in-law has arrived. 1.3000 0.04612 140 104 30 6
2545 This is a traditional therapeutic technique from colonial Massachusetts. 1.3000 0.05371 120 92 20 8
2546 I feel that you're under a great deal of stress. 1.3000 0.04610 150 113 29 8
2547 Ah. Perhaps a little TOO good at the visualization. 1.3000 0.05139 140 109 20 11
2548 Is something weighing on you? 1.3000 0.04512 150 112 31 7
2549 No, Mr. Johnson, I don't know exactly how that feels. Can you try describing it a little less melodramatically? 1.3000 0.04512 150 112 31 7
2550 Don't let it get you down. 1.2994 0.04187 157 115 37 5
2551 And just how do you feel trapped? 1.2994 0.04560 157 119 29 9
2552 Something seems to be weighing you down. Do you want to talk about it? 1.2993 0.04467 147 109 32 6
2553 This “weight of the world” you feel, can you visualize it? 1.2993 0.04770 147 112 26 9
2554 Do you want to talk about what’s weighing you down? 1.2993 0.04675 137 102 29 6
2555 This is a new therapy, let me know if you're uncomfortable 1.2993 0.04789 137 103 27 7
2556 Now isn't that much better than having it on your shoulders? 1.2993 0.04789 137 103 27 7
2557 Why do you suppose losing weight is important to you? 1.2993 0.05114 137 106 21 10
2558 I’m a psychiatrist. I can’t help you with your crushing chest pain. 1.2993 0.04559 137 101 31 5
2559 are you sure there’s nothing you’d like to get off your chest? 1.2993 0.05218 137 107 19 11
2560 If you’d like to book a longer session, just ask. 1.2993 0.04900 137 104 25 8
2561 We have to get whatever is weighing you down off your chest. 1.2992 0.05281 127 98 20 9
2562 Well sure,but it’s no ball and chain 1.2992 0.04784 127 94 28 5
2563 Is it really the thousand pound weight, or is this about your father? 1.2992 0.05513 127 100 16 11
2564 That should take care of your fear of floating off into the air 1.2987 0.04334 154 114 34 6
2565 So, what I hear you saying is that you feel a heavy weight on your chest. Is that right? 1.2987 0.04526 154 116 30 8
2566 I don't care what they say, I'd still rather it was feathers. 1.2987 0.04710 154 118 26 10
2567 Three . . two . . .one . . okay, now open your eyes. 1.2986 0.04631 144 108 29 7
2568 I guess I misunderstood When you said you wish you could put on a little weight 1.2986 0.04935 144 111 23 10
2569 What you are experiencing is a severe case of Panettone. 1.2986 0.04416 144 106 33 5
2570 At what age did you really feel it was a burden? 1.2986 0.04631 144 108 29 7
2571 The weight of the world is a bit of an exaggeration, don’t you think? 1.2985 0.04741 134 100 28 6
2572 We may want to stop before 50 minutes today. 1.2985 0.04372 134 97 34 3
2573 I can tell. There’s something you’d like to get off your chest. 1.2985 0.05084 134 103 22 9
2574 I only promised that I could get the weight off your shoulders. 1.2985 0.04621 134 99 30 5
2575 So the gravity blanket didn't work? 1.2985 0.04858 134 101 26 7
2576 Tell me more about this weight you’ve been carrying around. 1.2985 0.04498 134 98 32 4
2577 Your condition is not unusual, though typically I see patients carrying the weight of the world on their shoulders. 1.2985 0.04972 134 102 24 8
2578 I know you say that you have a broken heart, but I think it's time for you start worrying about your ribs. 1.2985 0.04741 134 100 28 6
2579 So, you want to get something off your chest? My last patient had a monkey on his back. 1.2985 0.04972 134 102 24 8
2580 Visualize yourself not having the life crushed out of you and then be that reality. 1.2985 0.04498 134 98 32 4
2581 Is there anything in particular weighing on you today? 1.2984 0.05119 124 94 23 7
2582 Well, it looks like you have a lot to get off your chest. 1.2982 0.05700 114 89 16 9
2583 At least we got it off your shoulders. 1.2980 0.04387 151 112 33 6
2584 Yes, but in the last 10 years of therapy we’ve gotten that unbearable weight off your back. 1.2980 0.04864 151 117 23 11
2585 There is so much weighing on me, I don't know where to start. 1.2979 0.04905 141 108 24 9
2586 There must be a better way to get a flat stomach. 1.2979 0.04694 141 106 28 7
2587 Use the Force, Luke. 1.2979 0.04585 141 105 30 6
2588 I just need to get this off my chest. 1.2979 0.04800 141 107 26 8
2589 You know, I think the problem is that you're not admitting to YOURSELF that you're being crushed by a literal two ton weight. 1.2979 0.04694 141 106 28 7
2590 Ok, now count back slowly from ten and let's see if we can have you come back feeling light and refreshed. 1.2977 0.04559 131 96 31 4
2591 I'm sorry, but this isn't the type of depression that I'm qualified to help you with. 1.2977 0.05048 131 100 23 8
2592 You're exaggerating, that is NOT the weight of the world. 1.2977 0.05275 131 102 19 10
2593 This isn't exactly what I meant when I suggested to ground yourself 1.2977 0.05048 131 100 23 8
2594 You’re case is difficult. Usually the weight is on the shoulders. 1.2977 0.04930 131 99 25 7
2595 I believe we can do something about your crushing guilt, but it will require some heavy lifting on your part. 1.2977 0.05048 131 100 23 8
2596 This is Step One of your gender sensitivity training. You're doing great! Only nine more steps to go. 1.2977 0.05048 131 100 23 8
2597 I suppose your cousin Sisyphus put you up to this. 1.2975 0.05068 121 91 24 6
2598 It's better than the dumbbells you used to hang out with. 1.2975 0.05202 121 92 22 7
2599 So, have we calmed down, yet? 1.2975 0.05333 121 93 20 8
2600 It's an exciting new take on psychoanalysis; just try and get it off your chest. 1.2975 0.05826 121 97 12 12
2601 It's a restrainer for patients who don't pay a retainer...now tell me about your mother. 1.2975 0.04445 158 119 31 8
2602 You know this has shrunk quite a bit since I started therapy 1.2973 0.04644 148 112 28 8
2603 No, this procedure in not covered by your insurance. I’m sorry to say that very few alternatives to traditional Viagra overdose therapies have passed FDA approval. 1.2973 0.04838 148 114 24 10
2604 Well, speaking metaphorically... 1.2973 0.04644 148 112 28 8
2605 Dear, it just seems to me there must be an easier way for you to lose that pot belly! 1.2973 0.04442 148 110 32 6
2606 If you annoy me again, I'll use the big one. 1.2973 0.04544 148 111 30 7
2607 I guess you did mean you “literally” needed to get a load off your chest. 1.2973 0.04442 148 110 32 6
2608 Okay, NOW, tell me about the crushing weight that you feel every day. 1.2973 0.04644 148 112 28 8
2609 This is a safe place to unload. 1.2971 0.04976 138 106 23 9
2610 You can't take it home with you but you can't leave it here. 1.2971 0.04291 138 100 35 3
2611 I thought I only had to visualize the weight. 1.2971 0.04647 138 103 29 6
2612 Have you ever considered that it wasn't me that has burdened you with that weight, but you that chooses to remain under it? 1.2971 0.05082 138 107 21 10
2613 I'm the wrong kind of doctor for that 1.2971 0.04976 138 106 23 9
2614 So few patients are willing to actually do the work. 1.2971 0.04531 138 102 31 5
2615 Let me guess. You'd like to get something off your chest. 1.2971 0.05082 138 107 21 10
2616 Look on the bright side: it weighs less than the world and it's off your shoulders. 1.2971 0.04647 138 103 29 6
2617 Explain a bit more clearly , what is preventing you from taking dance lessons? 1.2969 0.05245 128 99 20 9
2618 I find it helps clients articulate their problem. 1.2969 0.05245 128 99 20 9
2619 Well, because there actually is a heavy weight on your chest. 1.2969 0.04621 128 94 30 4
2620 The pain you feel is the toxic masculinity leaving your body. 1.2969 0.05474 128 101 16 11
2621 Well, I wouldn't quite describe it as the weight of the world, but there is certainly something there. 1.2969 0.04880 128 96 26 6
2622 It’ll pass. 1.2969 0.04753 128 95 28 5
2623 At least it's off your shoulders now. 1.2969 0.04753 128 95 28 5
2624 You said it was in my head. 1.2968 0.04859 155 121 22 12
2625 That's some heavy stuff 1.2966 0.05424 118 91 19 8
2626 No Pressure 1.2966 0.04807 145 111 25 9
2627 Would you see who’s at the door? 1.2966 0.04906 145 112 23 10
2628 Honestly honey, I think you should just buy permanent press shirts. 1.2966 0.04807 145 111 25 9
2629 It’s the weight of the world. Try carrying it on your shoulders. 1.2966 0.04498 145 108 31 6
2630 Doctor, I need to get this off my chest. 1.2966 0.04706 145 110 27 8
2631 At the end of today's session I'm hoping that you'll feel like there has been a huge weight lifted off of you. 1.2963 0.05465 108 82 20 6
2632 I think I understand what's weighing on you. 1.2963 0.04280 162 121 34 7
2633 Clearly this is weighing heavily on you. 1.2963 0.04940 135 103 24 8
2634 Hmmmm, I assume you have something you want to get off your chest?? 1.2963 0.04940 135 103 24 8
2635 Combining this with acupuncture is contraindicated. 1.2963 0.04624 162 125 26 11
2636 Really? Tell me again, how is it I'm smothering you? 1.2963 0.05051 135 104 22 9
2637 I'm happy to see that the weight of the world is off your shoulders. 1.2961 0.04461 152 114 31 7
2638 The issues with your mother will ooze out eventually. 1.2961 0.04558 152 115 29 8
2639 9... Your breathing is heavy and slow... 8... 1.2961 0.04362 152 113 33 6
2640 I dunno Doc, I’m really feeling the pressure in this new position... 1.2961 0.04362 152 113 33 6
2641 Actually, it's non-cognitive therapy. 1.2960 0.04823 125 93 27 5
2642 What men will do for flat abs. 1.2960 0.05208 125 96 21 8
2643 You are only imagining your mother's influence. 1.2960 0.05682 125 100 13 12
2644 At least we've gotten it off of your shoulders. 1.2960 0.04955 125 94 25 6
2645 So tell me again, how long did you say you’ve been married? 1.2958 0.04771 142 108 26 8
2646 We’ve spent an hour on your divorce, is there anything else you want to get off your chest? 1.2958 0.04332 142 104 34 4
2647 Glad to see that weight is off your shoulders. 1.2958 0.04875 142 109 24 9
2648 Why do you think I don't feel your pain? 1.2958 0.04771 142 108 26 8
2649 It's not your fault. 1.2958 0.04771 142 108 26 8
2650 I can see you're feeling better, Mr. Johnson. You're finally putting on some weight. 1.2958 0.04332 142 104 34 4
2651 Doctor, I know I'm supposed to do things for myself, but can't you offer just a little support. 1.2958 0.04665 142 107 28 7
2652 Next time, try being less literal with your metaphors. 1.2958 0.04446 142 105 32 5
2653 I’ve just gotta get this off my chest 1.2956 0.04510 159 121 29 9
2654 Tell me more about your Road Runner Cartoon fixation. 1.2956 0.04237 159 118 35 6
2655 Taking weight off is never easy. 1.2955 0.04898 132 100 25 7
2656 So you say your weight is holding you down. How so? 1.2955 0.04655 132 98 29 5
2657 That reminds me, did you remember to take your iron supplement this morning? 1.2955 0.05128 132 102 21 9
2658 You are free to leave therapy at any time. 1.2955 0.04898 132 100 25 7
2659 No one ever said psychotherapy was a walk in the park. 1.2955 0.04898 132 100 25 7
2660 Your insurance covers this treatment, most likely because they thought of it. 1.2955 0.05014 132 101 23 8
2661 You said on the phone that you have "a lot of baggage" that you want to deal with. Could you be a little more specific? 1.2955 0.05240 132 103 19 10
2662 Harry, you need to stop ordering these TV weight loss fads! 1.2955 0.05240 132 103 19 10
2663 You say a great weight is off your shoulders, yet you don't feel any better. Let's explore why. 1.2955 0.05014 132 101 23 8
2664 I wish you had more get up and go. 1.2955 0.04655 132 98 29 5
2665 You suffer from affective flattening. 1.2953 0.04714 149 114 26 9
2666 Clearly, it's time to discuss your baggage. 1.2953 0.04714 149 114 26 9
2667 Oh, God. Not the "weight of the world" story again! 1.2953 0.04617 149 113 28 8
2668 So, you say you feel like you're under a lot of pressure right now. Say more about that. 1.2951 0.05421 122 95 18 9
2669 You shouldn’t have complained so much when it was just on your shoulders. 1.2950 0.04945 139 107 23 9
2670 You seem a bit pressed for time today, Mr. Jones. 1.2950 0.04266 139 101 35 3
2671 Look on the bright side: it's a weight off your shoulders. 1.2950 0.04729 139 105 27 7
2672 Has it been like this more than four hours? 1.2950 0.05049 139 108 21 10
2673 At least it's not weighing on your mind. 1.2950 0.04618 139 104 29 6
2674 Well, at least it's a load off your mind. 1.2950 0.05049 139 108 21 10
2675 If I've got this right, you're another day older and deeper in debt? 1.2950 0.04729 139 105 27 7
2676 Nevertheless, I’m going to have to charge you for another 50 minutes session. 1.2949 0.04476 156 118 30 8
2677 Did they tell you they were replacing the elephant? 1.2949 0.04567 156 119 28 9
2678 I still think you'd have better results going paleo. 1.2949 0.04657 156 120 26 10
2679 Mr. Jones, stop being so dramatic! You act as if you have a two-ton weight on you. 1.2945 0.04778 146 112 25 9
2680 I told you not to take Viagra! 1.2941 0.04808 153 119 23 11
2681 Looks like you've put on some weight since our last session. 1.2941 0.04908 136 104 24 8
2682 Tell me more about why you feel the need to put so much pressure on yourself? 1.2941 0.04718 153 118 25 10
2683 I have something I want to get off my chest. 1.2941 0.04826 119 88 27 4
2684 It might be helpful for you to unload. 1.2941 0.04436 153 115 31 7
2685 What brings on these dreams of flying? 1.2941 0.05126 136 106 20 10
2686 Despite what you say, I don't see your mother's name on it. 1.2941 0.04796 136 103 26 7
2687 Think of it more as a lampshade rather than the weight of the world. 1.2941 0.04908 136 104 24 8
2688 I think I have figured out what has been weighing you down. 1.2941 0.04908 136 104 24 8
2689 Take a load off Mary 1.2941 0.04796 136 103 26 7
2690 George, relax, take a load off. 1.2941 0.04543 170 132 26 12
2691 Sorry, typically, we don’t measure dread in Kilos. 1.2941 0.05113 119 90 23 6
2692 Well I see that you’ve gotten that weight off your shoulders so now what would you like to get off your chest today? 1.2941 0.04908 136 104 24 8
2693 Strange, usually the weight of the world is on your shoulders. 1.2941 0.04908 136 104 24 8
2694 Please, Mr. Scheinblum, stop groaning about the mass. We all know it's the gravity that's crushing you. 1.2941 0.04135 153 112 37 4
2695 Of course your feet are still cold! 1.2937 0.04486 160 122 29 9
2696 Doc, I don't know why I am here. I am not under any stress. 1.2937 0.05044 143 112 20 11
2697 So, you want to get something off your chest. 1.2937 0.04637 143 108 28 7
2698 Can you describe what is weighting you down? 1.2937 0.04742 143 109 26 8
2699 If you pick it up -it's actually a cow bell. 1.2937 0.04742 143 109 26 8
2700 I sense that you're trying to tell me something. 1.2937 0.04420 143 106 32 5
2701 Remember, you can bare your soul here without having to feel any pressure. 1.2937 0.04420 143 106 32 5
2702 I see you have a pressing problem. 1.2937 0.04921 126 95 25 6
2703 Is this about not paying you for last week’s session? 1.2937