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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2019-02-10T22:03:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2019-03-03T22:06:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2019-02-25T22:03:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | March 4, 2019 |
Number of captions | 7591 |
Number of responses | 1040362 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | I wish you’d come in when it was just a chip on your shoulder. | 1.8369 | 0.07162 | 141 | 64 | 36 | 41 |
1 | The good news? You’re not delusional. | 1.6763 | 0.06790 | 139 | 74 | 36 | 29 |
2 | You were better off with a chip on your shoulder. | 1.6761 | 0.06596 | 142 | 74 | 40 | 28 |
3 | I treat depression and obsession, but not compression. | 1.6689 | 0.06530 | 148 | 79 | 39 | 30 |
4 | Last week it was a monkey on your back. | 1.6370 | 0.06215 | 146 | 77 | 45 | 24 |
5 | Tell me about your first crush. | 1.6341 | 0.06659 | 123 | 64 | 40 | 19 |
6 | I could begin with the obvious--but why don't you go first? | 1.6338 | 0.06280 | 142 | 75 | 44 | 23 |
7 | So, the last thing you remember was a roadrunner and a coyote? | 1.6288 | 0.06836 | 132 | 74 | 33 | 25 |
8 | And you think this is the cause of your erectile dysfunction? | 1.6160 | 0.06889 | 125 | 70 | 33 | 22 |
9 | Well, usually when someone tells me that, it's a metaphor. | 1.6058 | 0.06332 | 137 | 75 | 41 | 21 |
10 | I'm just here to give you the tools, you'll have to do the heavy lifting. | 1.6026 | 0.05801 | 156 | 84 | 50 | 22 |
11 | Your time's almost up. Are you sure there isn't anything else you want to get off your chest? | 1.6017 | 0.06716 | 118 | 64 | 37 | 17 |
12 | This could be the main reason for your erectile dysfunction. | 1.6014 | 0.06708 | 138 | 81 | 31 | 26 |
13 | Well, let's start with the obvious. | 1.5974 | 0.06078 | 154 | 87 | 42 | 25 |
14 | No wonder you're unable to have an erection. | 1.5960 | 0.06454 | 151 | 90 | 32 | 29 |
15 | Otherwise OK? | 1.5956 | 0.06714 | 136 | 80 | 31 | 25 |
16 | On the plus side, you’re using the word ‘literally’ correctly. | 1.5917 | 0.07149 | 120 | 71 | 27 | 22 |
17 | What's your gut feeling? | 1.5902 | 0.06762 | 122 | 69 | 34 | 19 |
18 | can you feel the pea now? | 1.5862 | 0.06387 | 145 | 85 | 35 | 25 |
19 | Let's begin our session with some deep breathing. | 1.5852 | 0.06514 | 135 | 78 | 35 | 22 |
20 | You're in luck. My next patient thinks he's Superman. | 1.5827 | 0.06655 | 127 | 73 | 34 | 20 |
21 | The good news is that this problem is not in your head. | 1.5816 | 0.06052 | 141 | 78 | 44 | 19 |
22 | Now, imagine it's Styrofoam. | 1.5800 | 0.06077 | 150 | 86 | 41 | 23 |
23 | ...and suddenly it hit me. | 1.5797 | 0.06490 | 138 | 81 | 34 | 23 |
24 | I mean besides that. | 1.5762 | 0.05975 | 151 | 86 | 43 | 22 |
25 | "You know, for the first time in my career I think the problem might not be your mother" | 1.5735 | 0.06230 | 136 | 77 | 40 | 19 |
26 | You might be more comfortable if you take off your shoes. | 1.5734 | 0.06157 | 143 | 82 | 40 | 21 |
27 | It's $200 for the session, plus $2,000 for the forklift. | 1.5733 | 0.06228 | 150 | 89 | 36 | 25 |
28 | Thus far, this is the only effective treatment we've found for erections lasting longer than 4-hours. | 1.5725 | 0.06942 | 131 | 81 | 25 | 25 |
29 | I see you've gained weight but it's good that you've got a handle on it. | 1.5724 | 0.06574 | 152 | 96 | 25 | 31 |
30 | Seems to me that you're the underlying issue. | 1.5714 | 0.06010 | 140 | 78 | 44 | 18 |
31 | Can you think of anything concrete that might be causing your anxiety? | 1.5714 | 0.06239 | 154 | 93 | 34 | 27 |
32 | Ask yourself, does it spark joy? | 1.5693 | 0.07011 | 137 | 88 | 20 | 29 |
33 | You ripped off the ankle bracelet - what did you expect? | 1.5692 | 0.06637 | 130 | 77 | 32 | 21 |
34 | If you upgrade to Premium Care, I can get that removed. | 1.5683 | 0.06299 | 139 | 81 | 37 | 21 |
35 | The first step is acceptance. | 1.5682 | 0.06380 | 132 | 76 | 37 | 19 |
36 | Why do you think you can't get an erection? | 1.5680 | 0.06847 | 125 | 75 | 29 | 21 |
37 | I think I know the cause of your erectile dysfunction. | 1.5652 | 0.06337 | 138 | 81 | 36 | 21 |
38 | Any other pressing matters to discuss? | 1.5643 | 0.05930 | 140 | 78 | 45 | 17 |
39 | I can't help you if you don't tell me what's wrong. | 1.5639 | 0.06696 | 133 | 81 | 29 | 23 |
40 | So, what brings you in today? | 1.5617 | 0.05805 | 162 | 95 | 43 | 24 |
41 | You seem obsessed with your weight. | 1.5603 | 0.06705 | 141 | 89 | 25 | 27 |
42 | And how long since your last erection? | 1.5597 | 0.06488 | 134 | 80 | 33 | 21 |
43 | You can't change the fact that it's there, but you CAN change your reaction to it. | 1.5594 | 0.05668 | 143 | 78 | 50 | 15 |
44 | Let's pick this up again next week. | 1.5563 | 0.05916 | 151 | 88 | 42 | 21 |
45 | Any other symptoms? | 1.5556 | 0.06101 | 135 | 77 | 41 | 17 |
46 | No, in this instance I agree - it’s not all in your head. | 1.5541 | 0.05743 | 157 | 91 | 45 | 21 |
47 | Take an anvil and call me in the morning. | 1.5530 | 0.06828 | 132 | 83 | 25 | 24 |
48 | I can't help you if you wont tell me what's bothering you. | 1.5530 | 0.06481 | 132 | 79 | 33 | 20 |
49 | It's a lamp shade, for goodness sake. Just lift it off you. | 1.5524 | 0.06634 | 143 | 91 | 25 | 27 |
50 | We'll pick this up next week. | 1.5515 | 0.06159 | 136 | 79 | 39 | 18 |
51 | Now don't all your other problems seem trivial? | 1.5496 | 0.06245 | 131 | 76 | 38 | 17 |
52 | In my opinion, you're putting too much pressure on yourself. | 1.5493 | 0.05961 | 142 | 82 | 42 | 18 |
53 | You seem depressed. | 1.5493 | 0.06288 | 142 | 86 | 34 | 22 |
54 | Depressed in what way? | 1.5484 | 0.05507 | 155 | 87 | 51 | 17 |
55 | But does it spark joy? | 1.5478 | 0.06904 | 115 | 69 | 29 | 17 |
56 | First I applaud your proper use of “literally”. | 1.5476 | 0.06818 | 126 | 78 | 27 | 21 |
57 | Maybe it’s not all in your mind. | 1.5474 | 0.06214 | 137 | 81 | 37 | 19 |
58 | I said to take an Advil" | 1.5462 | 0.06830 | 130 | 82 | 25 | 23 |
59 | I've had too many people leave without paying. | 1.5461 | 0.06244 | 141 | 85 | 35 | 21 |
60 | Sorry about that. It was supposed to hang ominously above you. | 1.5455 | 0.06118 | 132 | 76 | 40 | 16 |
61 | So let me get this straight. You clicked "Accept" without reading the terms and conditions? | 1.5455 | 0.07139 | 121 | 77 | 22 | 22 |
62 | I can help you, but it’s you who must do the heavy lifting. | 1.5448 | 0.05871 | 145 | 84 | 43 | 18 |
63 | Hmmm. So roughly how long has it been since you've been unable to achieve an erection? | 1.5441 | 0.06337 | 136 | 82 | 34 | 20 |
64 | My first question is how you got in here. | 1.5437 | 0.05667 | 160 | 94 | 45 | 21 |
65 | I sleep OK, but I have trouble some mornings getting up. | 1.5423 | 0.05881 | 142 | 82 | 43 | 17 |
66 | Sometimes therapy only works under pressure" | 1.5420 | 0.05961 | 131 | 74 | 43 | 14 |
67 | Well we can talk about it, or we can just get a crane. | 1.5390 | 0.06083 | 141 | 84 | 38 | 19 |
68 | It's just until we verify insurance. | 1.5373 | 0.06054 | 134 | 78 | 40 | 16 |
69 | Let's start by getting a belt with a different buckle | 1.5362 | 0.06354 | 138 | 85 | 32 | 21 |
70 | Let's start with your weight problem. | 1.5357 | 0.06445 | 140 | 88 | 29 | 23 |
71 | I suggest not starting your day watching the news. | 1.5342 | 0.05925 | 146 | 87 | 40 | 19 |
72 | My mistake; I assumed you were speaking figuratively | 1.5342 | 0.05505 | 161 | 94 | 48 | 19 |
73 | I'm Jungian but more importantly, I'm also a certified crane operator. | 1.5333 | 0.06995 | 120 | 76 | 24 | 20 |
74 | Now, try to visualize a crane. | 1.5315 | 0.06102 | 143 | 87 | 36 | 20 |
75 | Define 'pressing concern'. | 1.5312 | 0.06268 | 128 | 76 | 36 | 16 |
76 | This may take more than one session. | 1.5303 | 0.06668 | 132 | 84 | 26 | 22 |
77 | When you made the appointment, I just assumed you were speaking metaphorically. | 1.5287 | 0.05389 | 157 | 90 | 51 | 16 |
78 | I think your delusions are becoming more concrete. | 1.5283 | 0.05559 | 159 | 94 | 46 | 19 |
79 | Would you describe your anxiety as heavy, paralyzing, or crushing? | 1.5276 | 0.06405 | 127 | 77 | 33 | 17 |
80 | Yes, normally it is a metaphor. | 1.5260 | 0.05694 | 154 | 92 | 43 | 19 |
81 | Yes, but what would you say is your most pressing issue? | 1.5259 | 0.05646 | 135 | 76 | 47 | 12 |
82 | Anything pressing you’d like to discuss? | 1.5259 | 0.05838 | 135 | 78 | 43 | 14 |
83 | I noticed you shaved your head, you want to talk about that? | 1.5248 | 0.05833 | 141 | 83 | 42 | 16 |
84 | “Your hour is up. Can I call you a crane?” | 1.5248 | 0.06171 | 141 | 87 | 34 | 20 |
85 | So you say you fell victim to a pyramid scheme? | 1.5248 | 0.06252 | 141 | 88 | 32 | 21 |
86 | It'd be a coincidence but, yes, it's possible you're having a heart attack. | 1.5238 | 0.05819 | 147 | 88 | 41 | 18 |
87 | Perhaps I wasn't clear. Our time is up. | 1.5238 | 0.05898 | 147 | 89 | 39 | 19 |
88 | Unfortunately we’ve run out of time. Let’s pick that up next week. | 1.5238 | 0.06054 | 147 | 91 | 35 | 21 |
89 | When you said you've been under pressure, had put on a ton of weight and were having trouble getting out of bed in the morning, I suspected something else. | 1.5232 | 0.06005 | 151 | 94 | 35 | 22 |
90 | Murray, sometimes a two-ton anvil is just a two-ton anvil. | 1.5231 | 0.06572 | 130 | 82 | 28 | 20 |
91 | I've seen bigger | 1.5229 | 0.05647 | 153 | 91 | 44 | 18 |
92 | But no tingling or shortness of breath, right? | 1.5227 | 0.06128 | 132 | 79 | 37 | 16 |
93 | How bad is the pain…on a scale of 1 to 16 tons? | 1.5221 | 0.06298 | 113 | 65 | 37 | 11 |
94 | Could you be more concrete? | 1.5208 | 0.06385 | 144 | 93 | 27 | 24 |
95 | It can be so hard to get over your first crush. | 1.5205 | 0.06316 | 146 | 94 | 28 | 24 |
96 | Good. Now you are using the word "literally" correctly. | 1.5195 | 0.05843 | 154 | 95 | 38 | 21 |
97 | If you prefer, we can tell your parole officer you are ready for an ankle bracelet. | 1.5194 | 0.06332 | 129 | 79 | 33 | 17 |
98 | To begin your therapy, I want you to know that your feelings are real. | 1.5185 | 0.06027 | 135 | 81 | 38 | 16 |
99 | Now, imagine it's a feather ... | 1.5182 | 0.06050 | 137 | 83 | 37 | 17 |
100 | Visualize a crane... | 1.5177 | 0.05921 | 141 | 85 | 39 | 17 |
101 | That's the worst case of writer's block I've ever seen. | 1.5175 | 0.07074 | 114 | 73 | 23 | 18 |
102 | Side effects may include difficulty breathing. | 1.5175 | 0.05859 | 143 | 86 | 40 | 17 |
103 | How long have you been struggling with your weight? | 1.5168 | 0.06068 | 149 | 94 | 33 | 22 |
104 | Once again Robert, It's not guilt, it's a concrete pylon. | 1.5161 | 0.06821 | 124 | 80 | 24 | 20 |
105 | Let's leave it there for now. | 1.5159 | 0.05615 | 157 | 95 | 43 | 19 |
106 | My childhood was fine. Please just call 911. | 1.5155 | 0.05580 | 161 | 98 | 43 | 20 |
107 | We could attempt psychoanalysis, but I'd actually recommend a crane. | 1.5154 | 0.06296 | 130 | 80 | 33 | 17 |
108 | And you're sure you saw a beeping roadrunner right before this? | 1.5154 | 0.06482 | 130 | 82 | 29 | 19 |
109 | Really? Does this look like a metaphor to you? | 1.5152 | 0.06315 | 132 | 82 | 32 | 18 |
110 | Yes, it probably is more effective than a condom. | 1.5149 | 0.06333 | 134 | 84 | 31 | 19 |
111 | I just provide the tools. YOU have to do the heavy lifting. | 1.5149 | 0.05873 | 134 | 79 | 41 | 14 |
112 | I know it took a lot for you just to come in today. | 1.5147 | 0.05903 | 136 | 81 | 40 | 15 |
113 | When you said "literally" over the phone I thought you meant figuratively. | 1.5147 | 0.06173 | 136 | 84 | 34 | 18 |
114 | Yes Carl, that's the proper usage of 'literally' | 1.5141 | 0.06379 | 142 | 92 | 27 | 23 |
115 | You say you have a ton of issues, but I see just one. | 1.5137 | 0.06088 | 146 | 92 | 33 | 21 |
116 | First of all, your under too much pressure. | 1.5137 | 0.05851 | 146 | 89 | 39 | 18 |
117 | For most of my patients, this is just a metaphor. | 1.5132 | 0.05829 | 152 | 94 | 38 | 20 |
118 | Frankly, I’m surprised to hear about the headaches. | 1.5122 | 0.06866 | 123 | 80 | 23 | 20 |
119 | I think I’ve identified the cause of your erectile dysfunction. | 1.5115 | 0.06260 | 131 | 81 | 33 | 17 |
120 | I see you've traded in the albatross. | 1.5102 | 0.05741 | 147 | 89 | 41 | 17 |
121 | I'm sorry we're out of time. We'll pick it up next week. | 1.5096 | 0.05393 | 157 | 93 | 48 | 16 |
122 | It seems to me that your problem is your weight. | 1.5078 | 0.06371 | 128 | 80 | 31 | 17 |
123 | I can't remove it until you've met your deductible | 1.5076 | 0.06407 | 132 | 84 | 29 | 19 |
124 | How's the restless leg syndrom now? | 1.5076 | 0.06131 | 132 | 81 | 35 | 16 |
125 | You seem to be in the same place you were when we ended our last session. | 1.5072 | 0.06106 | 138 | 86 | 34 | 18 |
126 | You wanted the other Dr. Crane. | 1.5071 | 0.05954 | 140 | 86 | 37 | 17 |
127 | Well, I think I’ve figured out what’s been weighing on you | 1.5071 | 0.05506 | 140 | 81 | 47 | 12 |
128 | When you described your problem over the phone, I assumed you were speaking metaphorically. | 1.5069 | 0.05746 | 144 | 87 | 41 | 16 |
129 | Looks like you put on some weight. | 1.5067 | 0.05812 | 150 | 93 | 38 | 19 |
130 | Anything you’d like to get off your chest? | 1.5041 | 0.06548 | 121 | 76 | 29 | 16 |
131 | Have you considered switching to similes? | 1.5039 | 0.06507 | 127 | 81 | 28 | 18 |
132 | I don't think it's all in your head. | 1.5038 | 0.06002 | 133 | 81 | 37 | 15 |
133 | You know I can't help you if you won't tell me what's wrong, Steve. | 1.5037 | 0.06385 | 135 | 87 | 28 | 20 |
134 | You never forget your first crush. | 1.5035 | 0.06108 | 143 | 91 | 32 | 20 |
135 | I think it's time that we begin discussing the possibility that it's not your imagination. | 1.5035 | 0.05944 | 143 | 89 | 36 | 18 |
136 | In the future, metaphors will be just fine" | 1.5033 | 0.05783 | 151 | 94 | 38 | 19 |
137 | You and I both know that the block isn't really the problem, right? | 1.5000 | 0.05841 | 132 | 79 | 40 | 13 |
138 | Have you given any thought to leaving the Trump Administration? | 1.5000 | 0.05868 | 140 | 86 | 38 | 16 |
139 | Well you said you wanted non-pharmaceutical options. | 1.5000 | 0.05542 | 142 | 84 | 45 | 13 |
140 | Would you like to get anything off your chest? | 1.5000 | 0.06019 | 138 | 86 | 35 | 17 |
141 | Did you ever consider a forklift instead of analysis? | 1.5000 | 0.06277 | 138 | 89 | 29 | 20 |
142 | The good news is that you're absolutely not hallucinating. | 1.5000 | 0.06005 | 124 | 74 | 38 | 12 |
143 | Don’t exaggerate, it’s a lamp shade for God’s sake. | 1.5000 | 0.06290 | 140 | 91 | 28 | 21 |
144 | What do you consider your most pressing problem? | 1.5000 | 0.05793 | 148 | 92 | 38 | 18 |
145 | Well, on the up side, we seem to have got rid of the monkey on your back. | 1.5000 | 0.06373 | 120 | 74 | 32 | 14 |
146 | And what made you yell, "More cowbell!" in the first place? | 1.5000 | 0.06911 | 122 | 81 | 21 | 20 |
147 | When you said you had a weight problem I must say I pictured something different. | 1.5000 | 0.05996 | 136 | 84 | 36 | 16 |
148 | We're making progress...last week it was the weight of the world. | 1.5000 | 0.06187 | 122 | 74 | 35 | 13 |
149 | Well, why do YOU think it's there? | 1.5000 | 0.06040 | 140 | 88 | 34 | 18 |
150 | A metaphor would have sufficed, Mr. Richards. | 1.5000 | 0.06146 | 126 | 77 | 35 | 14 |
151 | I think in your case it's not just a feeling. | 1.5000 | 0.05716 | 156 | 98 | 38 | 20 |
152 | You also mentioned a monkey on your back? | 1.5000 | 0.05931 | 138 | 85 | 37 | 16 |
153 | Sorry, dear, but it's what the doctor ordered for an erection lasting more than four hours. | 1.5000 | 0.06372 | 140 | 92 | 26 | 22 |
154 | Why do YOU think you can't get off the couch? | 1.5000 | 0.06225 | 132 | 83 | 32 | 17 |
155 | Sometimes a crushing weight on your chest is just a crushing weight on your chest. | 1.4967 | 0.05628 | 151 | 93 | 41 | 17 |
156 | You'll feel better once you get it off your chest. | 1.4966 | 0.06122 | 145 | 94 | 30 | 21 |
157 | Well, you didn't like the inkblots at first either. | 1.4965 | 0.05944 | 143 | 90 | 35 | 18 |
158 | So, what brings you here? | 1.4965 | 0.05923 | 141 | 88 | 36 | 17 |
159 | Can you talk to me about your most pressing issues? | 1.4965 | 0.06256 | 141 | 92 | 28 | 21 |
160 | This could explain your ED. | 1.4963 | 0.06556 | 135 | 90 | 23 | 22 |
161 | It doesn't spark joy but it's hard to throw away. | 1.4962 | 0.06280 | 133 | 85 | 30 | 18 |
162 | What was that pressing matter you wanted to discuss? | 1.4961 | 0.06007 | 127 | 77 | 37 | 13 |
163 | I see you spent the weekend with your mother..... | 1.4959 | 0.06363 | 123 | 77 | 31 | 15 |
164 | My diagnosis: obsessive-compressive disorder. | 1.4937 | 0.05746 | 160 | 103 | 35 | 22 |
165 | I preferred the monkey on my back. | 1.4930 | 0.05976 | 142 | 90 | 34 | 18 |
166 | Well, at least we've got a handle on it now. | 1.4925 | 0.06244 | 134 | 86 | 30 | 18 |
167 | Doc, is this is the only way to cure an erection lasting longer than four hours? | 1.4923 | 0.06665 | 130 | 87 | 22 | 21 |
168 | ...and at what point did you realize it was too much cowbell? | 1.4923 | 0.06297 | 130 | 83 | 30 | 17 |
169 | Describe this pressure. Are you feeling it now? | 1.4921 | 0.06642 | 126 | 83 | 24 | 19 |
170 | We'll get to that. | 1.4918 | 0.06610 | 122 | 79 | 26 | 17 |
171 | The judge ruled that an electronic bracelet was too risky... | 1.4918 | 0.05848 | 122 | 72 | 40 | 10 |
172 | It makes that chip on your shoulder seem insignificant. | 1.4906 | 0.05418 | 159 | 98 | 44 | 17 |
173 | I said treat yourself with Advil. | 1.4901 | 0.06224 | 151 | 102 | 24 | 25 |
174 | I think you are regressing. Last visit it was just a can of worms. | 1.4898 | 0.05741 | 147 | 92 | 38 | 17 |
175 | Are your hiccups gone? | 1.4892 | 0.05898 | 139 | 87 | 36 | 16 |
176 | I believe the pressure you are feeling is very real. | 1.4892 | 0.06158 | 139 | 90 | 30 | 19 |
177 | Why is it always me who has to get up when the phone rings? | 1.4891 | 0.06052 | 137 | 87 | 33 | 17 |
178 | Sorry, that was a lot to lay on you all at once. | 1.4891 | 0.06140 | 137 | 88 | 31 | 18 |
179 | So you say you have trouble getting up in the morning... | 1.4889 | 0.05746 | 135 | 82 | 40 | 13 |
180 | Just let me know when you're comfortable and we can start | 1.4889 | 0.05936 | 135 | 84 | 36 | 15 |
181 | It was a gift from my mother | 1.4887 | 0.06370 | 133 | 87 | 27 | 19 |
182 | Sorry, I'm afraid that your insurance has denied the metaphor. | 1.4885 | 0.06069 | 131 | 82 | 34 | 15 |
183 | To be clear, I was asking what was weighing on your mind | 1.4884 | 0.05939 | 129 | 79 | 37 | 13 |
184 | What did you THINK Panini Therapy would be like? | 1.4878 | 0.05769 | 164 | 108 | 32 | 24 |
185 | In the dream, I was Wile E. Coyote... | 1.4876 | 0.06547 | 121 | 78 | 27 | 16 |
186 | Interesting - usually when clients first come to see me they have a lot on their minds. | 1.4874 | 0.06186 | 119 | 73 | 34 | 12 |
187 | Good news - you asphyxiated that monkey on your back. | 1.4863 | 0.05851 | 146 | 93 | 35 | 18 |
188 | Where would you like to start? | 1.4859 | 0.05890 | 142 | 90 | 35 | 17 |
189 | If it doesn't bring you joy, just get rid of it. | 1.4859 | 0.05630 | 142 | 87 | 41 | 14 |
190 | You seem to be under a lot of pressure | 1.4857 | 0.06207 | 140 | 92 | 28 | 20 |
191 | OK, Let’s move on to more pressing matters. | 1.4855 | 0.06191 | 138 | 90 | 29 | 19 |
192 | Shall we start with the obvious? | 1.4853 | 0.05715 | 136 | 83 | 40 | 13 |
193 | It appears we have tons to discuss. | 1.4853 | 0.05715 | 136 | 83 | 40 | 13 |
194 | That’s all the time we have. We’ll pick this up next week. | 1.4848 | 0.05535 | 132 | 78 | 44 | 10 |
195 | Anything else you want to get off your chest? | 1.4848 | 0.06223 | 132 | 85 | 30 | 17 |
196 | It looked a lot smaller on Amazon Prime. | 1.4844 | 0.06273 | 128 | 82 | 30 | 16 |
197 | How long, would you say, have you had erectile dysfunction? | 1.4841 | 0.06641 | 126 | 84 | 23 | 19 |
198 | You understand that treating a metaphor can take a very long time, right? | 1.4839 | 0.06096 | 155 | 105 | 25 | 25 |
199 | ...the good news is it’s not a heart attack | 1.4833 | 0.06148 | 120 | 74 | 34 | 12 |
200 | Your constant need for attention is what we've been working on for months, Alan. And I know it's made out of styrofoam. | 1.4832 | 0.05840 | 149 | 96 | 34 | 19 |
201 | In these dreams you’ve been having, are you the roadrunner or the coyote? | 1.4831 | 0.06338 | 118 | 74 | 31 | 13 |
202 | What do YOU think the problem is? | 1.4825 | 0.05774 | 143 | 90 | 37 | 16 |
203 | Let's start with the obvious -- your socks don't match. | 1.4818 | 0.06311 | 137 | 91 | 26 | 20 |
204 | I’d like to refer you to a colleague of mine. Her name is Dr. Crane. | 1.4818 | 0.06642 | 137 | 95 | 18 | 24 |
205 | You're right, of course. It's not all in your head. | 1.4818 | 0.06050 | 137 | 88 | 32 | 17 |
206 | So, what's holding you back? | 1.4812 | 0.05318 | 160 | 99 | 45 | 16 |
207 | You need a crane operator, not a therapist. | 1.4812 | 0.06187 | 133 | 86 | 30 | 17 |
208 | What I'm hearing is that you're under a lot of pressure. | 1.4808 | 0.05567 | 156 | 99 | 39 | 18 |
209 | No, it’s not your imagination. | 1.4806 | 0.05937 | 129 | 80 | 36 | 13 |
210 | I suppose I'll be charging you a flat fee. | 1.4800 | 0.06075 | 125 | 78 | 34 | 13 |
211 | We'll have to run tests to rule out any physical causes. | 1.4792 | 0.05828 | 144 | 92 | 35 | 17 |
212 | You seem to be getting enough iron. | 1.4792 | 0.05744 | 144 | 91 | 37 | 16 |
213 | So, anything in particular you would like to discuss today? | 1.4790 | 0.06410 | 119 | 76 | 29 | 14 |
214 | Now that you can't access your phone, let's talk! | 1.4789 | 0.05973 | 142 | 92 | 32 | 18 |
215 | Please. I get the symbolism. | 1.4789 | 0.05629 | 142 | 88 | 40 | 14 |
216 | Well, it's definitely not all in your head... | 1.4786 | 0.06142 | 117 | 72 | 34 | 11 |
217 | But how does it make you feel? | 1.4786 | 0.06122 | 140 | 92 | 29 | 19 |
218 | How's that erection now? | 1.4786 | 0.05952 | 140 | 90 | 33 | 17 |
219 | And yet you say there is nothing you want to get off your chest. | 1.4783 | 0.06104 | 138 | 90 | 30 | 18 |
220 | Do you want to tell me what’s troubling you? | 1.4783 | 0.05747 | 138 | 86 | 38 | 14 |
221 | You're my only patient who uses "literally" correctly. | 1.4779 | 0.05901 | 136 | 86 | 35 | 15 |
222 | So...what seems to be the problem today? | 1.4779 | 0.06422 | 113 | 71 | 30 | 12 |
223 | Well I can see you're under a lot of pressure. | 1.4776 | 0.06059 | 134 | 86 | 32 | 16 |
224 | And nice use of the word 'literally,' by the way. | 1.4773 | 0.05838 | 132 | 82 | 37 | 13 |
225 | Sure, we could just have it removed, but is that really what you want? | 1.4773 | 0.06221 | 132 | 86 | 29 | 17 |
226 | Can you tell me what brought you in today? | 1.4768 | 0.05856 | 151 | 99 | 32 | 20 |
227 | There now. Your other problems don’t feel so bad, do they? | 1.4765 | 0.05519 | 149 | 93 | 41 | 15 |
228 | If it doesn't spark joy in you, Steve, you really should throw it out. | 1.4762 | 0.06143 | 126 | 80 | 32 | 14 |
229 | Just make yourself comfortable. | 1.4762 | 0.05228 | 147 | 88 | 48 | 11 |
230 | I charge a flat fee. | 1.4762 | 0.06346 | 126 | 82 | 28 | 16 |
231 | I don't know, I just can't seem to get myself out of bed in the morning. | 1.4759 | 0.05797 | 145 | 93 | 35 | 17 |
232 | I’m sorry, but I’m only licensed to treat metaphors. | 1.4759 | 0.05879 | 145 | 94 | 33 | 18 |
233 | Why is everything always about you? | 1.4758 | 0.06320 | 124 | 80 | 29 | 15 |
234 | You’re clearly depressed. | 1.4755 | 0.05857 | 143 | 92 | 34 | 17 |
235 | I think arachnophobia is the least of your problems. | 1.4755 | 0.05687 | 143 | 90 | 38 | 15 |
236 | #Mammograms are worse. | 1.4746 | 0.06670 | 118 | 78 | 24 | 16 |
237 | This is going to take more than one session. | 1.4745 | 0.05682 | 137 | 85 | 39 | 13 |
238 | Before we start, I should tell you I charge by the pound. | 1.4741 | 0.05838 | 135 | 85 | 36 | 14 |
239 | I think it was better when the elephant was in the room | 1.4737 | 0.06092 | 133 | 86 | 31 | 16 |
240 | Instead of therapy, perhaps you should seek a crane. | 1.4733 | 0.05869 | 131 | 82 | 36 | 13 |
241 | You never want to go anywhere. | 1.4731 | 0.05426 | 167 | 108 | 39 | 20 |
242 | Now imagine that you’re floating in a pool, without a care in the world. | 1.4729 | 0.06233 | 129 | 84 | 29 | 16 |
243 | I'm prescribing you an anti-pressant. | 1.4729 | 0.06135 | 129 | 83 | 31 | 15 |
244 | Does it hurt when you cough? | 1.4729 | 0.05727 | 129 | 79 | 39 | 11 |
245 | I see you've put on a few pounds since we last met. | 1.4724 | 0.06502 | 127 | 85 | 24 | 18 |
246 | Yes, I can see that sir. But how does it make you feel? | 1.4722 | 0.06229 | 144 | 98 | 24 | 22 |
247 | Well Mr. White, since you said you'd like to better empathize with women, I thought we might start off by letting you know how a mammogram feels. | 1.4722 | 0.06071 | 144 | 96 | 28 | 20 |
248 | I know we’re in the middle of some heavy stuff, Greg, but can you please take your shoes off the furniture. | 1.4720 | 0.06178 | 125 | 80 | 31 | 14 |
249 | Let’s face it, you have been the victim of a pyramid scheme. | 1.4720 | 0.06072 | 125 | 79 | 33 | 13 |
250 | I've been having trouble getting it up lately. | 1.4714 | 0.06203 | 140 | 94 | 26 | 20 |
251 | Some patients on medication do experience weight gain. | 1.4714 | 0.05594 | 140 | 87 | 40 | 13 |
252 | Actually, it might not be a panic attack. | 1.4697 | 0.05735 | 132 | 82 | 38 | 12 |
253 | Of course it’s heavy only if you believe it’s heavy. | 1.4694 | 0.05736 | 147 | 95 | 35 | 17 |
254 | Side effects include sudden weight gain. | 1.4690 | 0.05877 | 145 | 95 | 32 | 18 |
255 | Yes, Mr. Ryerson, I got the metaphor. | 1.4688 | 0.06268 | 128 | 84 | 28 | 16 |
256 | I can't say that I fully appreciated the gravity of your situation, until today. | 1.4688 | 0.06170 | 128 | 83 | 30 | 15 |
257 | So you literally meant 'literally'. | 1.4686 | 0.05424 | 175 | 116 | 36 | 23 |
258 | I didn't know ACME still made those. | 1.4681 | 0.05917 | 141 | 92 | 32 | 17 |
259 | So, you are saying you've felt this way since November 8, 2016? | 1.4676 | 0.06236 | 139 | 94 | 25 | 20 |
260 | I’m a psychiatrist, Mr. Devlin, not a crane operator. | 1.4676 | 0.05803 | 139 | 89 | 35 | 15 |
261 | First of all, let me commend you on the proper use of "literally"... | 1.4672 | 0.05956 | 137 | 89 | 32 | 16 |
262 | I can see you’re depressed. | 1.4671 | 0.05898 | 152 | 102 | 29 | 21 |
263 | Other than that, everything good? | 1.4667 | 0.06255 | 120 | 77 | 30 | 13 |
264 | No, I can't honestly say it's all in your head. | 1.4667 | 0.05407 | 150 | 94 | 42 | 14 |
265 | Do you want my medical opinion or my metaphorical opinion? | 1.4667 | 0.06203 | 135 | 90 | 27 | 18 |
266 | Well, actually, you are under quite a lot of pressure. | 1.4667 | 0.05643 | 135 | 84 | 39 | 12 |
267 | I've counseled Atlas. You, sir, are no Atlas. | 1.4662 | 0.05288 | 148 | 91 | 45 | 12 |
268 | And what’s the second thing you’d like to get off your chest? | 1.4662 | 0.06274 | 133 | 89 | 26 | 18 |
269 | Have you thought that maybe it IS heavy and it's NOT your brother? | 1.4662 | 0.05899 | 133 | 85 | 34 | 14 |
270 | First the elephant in the room, and now this. | 1.4661 | 0.05857 | 118 | 72 | 37 | 9 |
271 | Can we talk about something else? | 1.4656 | 0.05866 | 131 | 83 | 35 | 13 |
272 | If you're not going to tell me what's bothering you, I won't be able to help you. | 1.4656 | 0.06347 | 131 | 88 | 25 | 18 |
273 | Let’s take a moment and let that sink in. | 1.4653 | 0.05654 | 144 | 92 | 37 | 15 |
274 | I should warn you, analysis can take years. | 1.4653 | 0.05567 | 144 | 91 | 39 | 14 |
275 | Do you have something you want to get off your chest? | 1.4648 | 0.05799 | 142 | 92 | 34 | 16 |
276 | Now that you mention it; Where IS the cat? | 1.4643 | 0.05771 | 140 | 90 | 35 | 15 |
277 | So, how do you feel about the load being taken off of Fanny and being placed right on you? | 1.4643 | 0.06033 | 140 | 93 | 29 | 18 |
278 | Be aware of it, but don’t dwell on it. | 1.4639 | 0.05514 | 166 | 110 | 35 | 21 |
279 | Before we get started, is there anything you would like to get off your chest? | 1.4638 | 0.06099 | 138 | 92 | 28 | 18 |
280 | I'm a psychiatrist. I can only address things that weigh on your mind. | 1.4636 | 0.05380 | 151 | 95 | 42 | 14 |
281 | I can tell you have some pressing issues. | 1.4636 | 0.05297 | 151 | 94 | 44 | 13 |
282 | I'm afraid your time is up. | 1.4634 | 0.06354 | 123 | 81 | 27 | 15 |
283 | Because I'm sick to death of your levitating, that's why. | 1.4634 | 0.06141 | 123 | 79 | 31 | 13 |
284 | We'll get to that in a minute, but first let's talk about my fee. | 1.4634 | 0.06248 | 123 | 80 | 29 | 14 |
285 | I can assure you it is not all in your head. | 1.4628 | 0.05989 | 121 | 76 | 34 | 11 |
286 | Usually it's metaphorical. | 1.4615 | 0.05691 | 130 | 81 | 38 | 11 |
287 | And what do you see as the primary source of your depression? | 1.4615 | 0.06192 | 130 | 86 | 28 | 16 |
288 | No, it’s definitely not in your head. | 1.4610 | 0.05561 | 141 | 89 | 39 | 13 |
289 | Yes, I do struggle getting out of bed." | 1.4610 | 0.05827 | 141 | 92 | 33 | 16 |
290 | I'm going to have to refer you to Dr. Crane. | 1.4605 | 0.05353 | 152 | 96 | 42 | 14 |
291 | It’s a special therapy for people who misuse the word “literally”. | 1.4604 | 0.05889 | 139 | 91 | 32 | 16 |
292 | I have a theory concerning your sexual dysfunction. | 1.4604 | 0.05710 | 139 | 89 | 36 | 14 |
293 | But would losing the weight make you any happier? | 1.4603 | 0.06032 | 126 | 81 | 32 | 13 |
294 | Harold! Get your shoes off the couch! | 1.4600 | 0.05879 | 150 | 101 | 29 | 20 |
295 | Admitting you have a weight problem is the first step to solving it. | 1.4597 | 0.05994 | 124 | 79 | 33 | 12 |
296 | The good news is that we got the monkey off your back. | 1.4593 | 0.06018 | 135 | 89 | 30 | 16 |
297 | You'll feel better getting it off your chest. | 1.4591 | 0.05408 | 159 | 103 | 39 | 17 |
298 | At least you no longer have that monkey on your back. | 1.4589 | 0.06002 | 146 | 99 | 27 | 20 |
299 | Well at least you’ve made progress differentiating “literally” and “figuratively.” | 1.4586 | 0.05699 | 133 | 84 | 37 | 12 |
300 | So, what would you like to talk about? | 1.4586 | 0.06179 | 133 | 89 | 27 | 17 |
301 | It’s always all about you, isn’t it? | 1.4586 | 0.05679 | 157 | 105 | 32 | 20 |
302 | And...our hour is up. | 1.4583 | 0.05651 | 144 | 93 | 36 | 15 |
303 | This should fix the "longer than 4 hours" issue with your Viagra. | 1.4583 | 0.05736 | 144 | 94 | 34 | 16 |
304 | That will be $200 for the session and $1,000 for the crane. | 1.4583 | 0.05387 | 144 | 90 | 42 | 12 |
305 | No Mr. Davis., it's not all in your head. I can see you really are under a lot of pressure. | 1.4583 | 0.05476 | 144 | 91 | 40 | 13 |
306 | Any progress since our last session, Mr. Panini? | 1.4580 | 0.05961 | 131 | 85 | 32 | 14 |
307 | Before we start, is there anything you want to get off your chest?” | 1.4577 | 0.05709 | 142 | 92 | 35 | 15 |
308 | It's the gravity of the situation that is really getting to me. | 1.4577 | 0.05965 | 142 | 95 | 29 | 18 |
309 | Is there anything you want to get off your chest? | 1.4574 | 0.06128 | 129 | 85 | 29 | 15 |
310 | How can I help you? | 1.4571 | 0.05856 | 140 | 92 | 32 | 16 |
311 | Let's work on other ways to control one's libido, shall we? | 1.4567 | 0.05783 | 127 | 80 | 36 | 11 |
312 | Have you felt any other metaphors lately? | 1.4567 | 0.06098 | 127 | 83 | 30 | 14 |
313 | Therapy is not meant to be comfortable. | 1.4567 | 0.05562 | 127 | 78 | 40 | 9 |
314 | My other therapist just uses a blanket. | 1.4567 | 0.06098 | 127 | 83 | 30 | 14 |
315 | Well, we got the monkey off your back... | 1.4567 | 0.05783 | 127 | 80 | 36 | 11 |
316 | Next week we’ll weigh your options. | 1.4567 | 0.05890 | 127 | 81 | 34 | 12 |
317 | I don't think you fully realize the gravity of the situation. | 1.4565 | 0.05919 | 138 | 91 | 31 | 16 |
318 | I'm afraid that’s time. Let’s pick this up next week. | 1.4564 | 0.05752 | 149 | 99 | 32 | 18 |
319 | Just try to take a deep breath ! | 1.4560 | 0.05623 | 125 | 77 | 39 | 9 |
320 | Other than that, any other problems? | 1.4559 | 0.05510 | 136 | 85 | 40 | 11 |
321 | The hardest part of weight loss is keeping it off. | 1.4559 | 0.06337 | 136 | 94 | 22 | 20 |
322 | Is there anything you need to get off your chest? | 1.4559 | 0.06163 | 136 | 92 | 26 | 18 |
323 | I should let you know, I charge by the pound. | 1.4557 | 0.05506 | 158 | 104 | 36 | 18 |
324 | Well, you WERE chasing a roadrunner. What else did you expect? | 1.4552 | 0.05620 | 145 | 94 | 36 | 15 |
325 | You seem to be handling the pressure well. | 1.4552 | 0.05177 | 145 | 89 | 46 | 10 |
326 | Very few of us visualize our burdens as well as you do. | 1.4545 | 0.05379 | 154 | 99 | 40 | 15 |
327 | Fine, but for two dollars, I’d get them pressed a the cleaners. | 1.4539 | 0.05647 | 141 | 91 | 36 | 14 |
328 | True. But everyone has an excuse for not getting up in the morning. | 1.4539 | 0.05736 | 141 | 92 | 34 | 15 |
329 | Does it spark joy? | 1.4539 | 0.05736 | 141 | 92 | 34 | 15 |
330 | I see you have concrete problems. | 1.4526 | 0.05672 | 137 | 88 | 36 | 13 |
331 | It was then that Larry realized the homeopathic phsychologist might not have been the best choice. | 1.4526 | 0.05949 | 137 | 91 | 30 | 16 |
332 | Overbearing in what way? | 1.4521 | 0.05242 | 146 | 91 | 44 | 11 |
333 | All signs point to clinical compression. | 1.4521 | 0.05242 | 146 | 91 | 44 | 11 |
334 | Think Styrofoam | 1.4516 | 0.05112 | 155 | 97 | 46 | 12 |
335 | Tell me honestly, Sam, is there something you want to get off your chest? | 1.4516 | 0.05582 | 155 | 103 | 34 | 18 |
336 | We should start by discussing how literally you take things. | 1.4516 | 0.06204 | 124 | 82 | 28 | 14 |
337 | The remote is probably under it too. | 1.4511 | 0.05987 | 133 | 88 | 30 | 15 |
338 | So you’re telling me you’re having a hard time getting out of bed in the morning? | 1.4511 | 0.05695 | 133 | 85 | 36 | 12 |
339 | So is there anything you would like to get off your chest? | 1.4507 | 0.05877 | 142 | 95 | 30 | 17 |
340 | I took the weight off Annie and put the load right on me. | 1.4507 | 0.06045 | 142 | 97 | 26 | 19 |
341 | In the future, let’s only use metaphors. | 1.4504 | 0.06055 | 131 | 87 | 29 | 15 |
342 | Go ahead. Get it off your chest. | 1.4500 | 0.05939 | 140 | 94 | 29 | 17 |
343 | What’s up? | 1.4500 | 0.06110 | 140 | 96 | 25 | 19 |
344 | What doesn't crush you makes you stronger! | 1.4500 | 0.05780 | 120 | 75 | 36 | 9 |
345 | Any pressing issues? | 1.4497 | 0.05749 | 149 | 100 | 31 | 18 |
346 | I see your in-laws are still living with you | 1.4496 | 0.05820 | 129 | 83 | 34 | 12 |
347 | This should train you not to overdose on Viagra. | 1.4496 | 0.06507 | 129 | 90 | 20 | 19 |
348 | And you say it was a gift from your mother. | 1.4493 | 0.05825 | 138 | 91 | 32 | 15 |
349 | Until you can abandon the delusion that you have a man underneath you, we won’t be able to make much progress. | 1.4493 | 0.06004 | 138 | 93 | 28 | 17 |
350 | First, let's see what altering your medication does. | 1.4490 | 0.05644 | 147 | 97 | 34 | 16 |
351 | Bill, I told you last week, I understand the metaphor. | 1.4490 | 0.05561 | 147 | 96 | 36 | 15 |
352 | That's not a metaphor, it's a simile. | 1.4490 | 0.05807 | 147 | 99 | 30 | 18 |
353 | It's not all in your head. | 1.4488 | 0.05990 | 127 | 83 | 31 | 13 |
354 | Seriously, Joe? No thoughts at all as to what might be leading to your erectile dysfunction? | 1.4487 | 0.05701 | 156 | 106 | 30 | 20 |
355 | Any other pressing issues? | 1.4485 | 0.05979 | 136 | 91 | 29 | 16 |
356 | When you said it was weighing on you I assumed you were being metaphorical. | 1.4483 | 0.05784 | 145 | 97 | 31 | 17 |
357 | Literally or figuratively? | 1.4481 | 0.05757 | 154 | 105 | 29 | 20 |
358 | 1 realize that you are under a great deal of pressure | 1.4480 | 0.06165 | 125 | 83 | 28 | 14 |
359 | What would you like to get off your chest? | 1.4478 | 0.06138 | 134 | 91 | 26 | 17 |
360 | It's called metaphor therapy. | 1.4478 | 0.05760 | 134 | 87 | 34 | 13 |
361 | Before we wrap up, are there any other pressing issues you’d like to discuss? | 1.4478 | 0.05857 | 134 | 88 | 32 | 14 |
362 | You can’t change the weight. You can only change yourself. | 1.4476 | 0.05928 | 143 | 97 | 28 | 18 |
363 | Sorry, I just get so tired of people saying "literally" when it doesn't apply. Please continue.... | 1.4472 | 0.06131 | 123 | 81 | 29 | 13 |
364 | So, tell me what's wrong. | 1.4468 | 0.05552 | 141 | 91 | 37 | 13 |
365 | Walter realized that the worst of it was her crushing silence. | 1.4467 | 0.05796 | 150 | 102 | 29 | 19 |
366 | Tell me more about your panini dream | 1.4462 | 0.05575 | 130 | 82 | 38 | 10 |
367 | Any pressing problems? | 1.4462 | 0.05887 | 130 | 85 | 32 | 13 |
368 | Can you forget about Trump's presidency for a moment? | 1.4459 | 0.05932 | 148 | 102 | 26 | 20 |
369 | What brings you here today? | 1.4459 | 0.05614 | 148 | 98 | 34 | 16 |
370 | So, what seems to be your problem? | 1.4454 | 0.06281 | 119 | 79 | 27 | 13 |
371 | On the flip side, it appears your use of the word “literally” was grammatically correct after all. I apologize. | 1.4453 | 0.06256 | 128 | 87 | 25 | 16 |
372 | Is it a simile or a metaphor? I never remember." | 1.4453 | 0.06256 | 128 | 87 | 25 | 16 |
373 | How does it feel to have the weight off your shoulders? | 1.4453 | 0.05849 | 128 | 83 | 33 | 12 |
374 | I see you brought your mother for today’s session... | 1.4452 | 0.05915 | 146 | 100 | 27 | 19 |
375 | When I asked you to come to today's session prepared to discuss how you feel about being one of Trump's lawyers, I expected you to simply talk about it. | 1.4452 | 0.05753 | 146 | 98 | 31 | 17 |
376 | Does it bring you joy? | 1.4451 | 0.05350 | 164 | 109 | 37 | 18 |
377 | Yeah, but don't your other problems seem less important now?" | 1.4444 | 0.05237 | 153 | 98 | 42 | 13 |
378 | And how do you feel figuratively? | 1.4444 | 0.05467 | 144 | 93 | 38 | 13 |
379 | This is progress; when we started it was the weight of the world. | 1.4444 | 0.05531 | 135 | 86 | 38 | 11 |
380 | Don't ever try Viagra again. | 1.4444 | 0.05812 | 144 | 97 | 30 | 17 |
381 | But how does it make you feel on the inside? | 1.4444 | 0.05823 | 135 | 89 | 32 | 14 |
382 | I’m sensing there’s something you’d like to get off your chest.” | 1.4444 | 0.06359 | 117 | 78 | 26 | 13 |
383 | What do you mean ‘we’ll pick this up next week’?! | 1.4437 | 0.05368 | 151 | 98 | 39 | 14 |
384 | Looks like you fell for a pyramid scheme | 1.4436 | 0.05886 | 133 | 88 | 31 | 14 |
385 | Let’s move on to other pressing issues. | 1.4436 | 0.05789 | 133 | 87 | 33 | 13 |
386 | I think this obsession with your weight is just a cover-up for deeper issues, Bob. | 1.4436 | 0.05588 | 133 | 85 | 37 | 11 |
387 | You said this was pressing. | 1.4435 | 0.06321 | 115 | 76 | 27 | 12 |
388 | I may need to refer you to my colleague, Dr. Crane. | 1.4429 | 0.05935 | 140 | 95 | 28 | 17 |
389 | So, is there anything you'd like to get off your chest? | 1.4429 | 0.06189 | 140 | 98 | 22 | 20 |
390 | "I know a lot of shrinks blame the mother, but she WAS operating that crane. | 1.4429 | 0.05759 | 140 | 93 | 32 | 15 |
391 | Are you sure this is the best way to treat an overdose of viagra? | 1.4429 | 0.05759 | 140 | 93 | 32 | 15 |
392 | Have you tried not watching the news? | 1.4427 | 0.05751 | 131 | 85 | 34 | 12 |
393 | When did you first decide that you have a weight problem? | 1.4426 | 0.06054 | 122 | 80 | 30 | 12 |
394 | How’s this new strategy working to control your impulses Mr. Weinstein? | 1.4426 | 0.06054 | 122 | 80 | 30 | 12 |
395 | Let’s start with your most pressing issue. | 1.4422 | 0.05299 | 147 | 94 | 41 | 12 |
396 | When you described your problem over the phone, I assumed it was a metaphor. | 1.4422 | 0.05386 | 147 | 95 | 39 | 13 |
397 | Have you always been underweight? | 1.4422 | 0.05882 | 147 | 101 | 27 | 19 |
398 | So, let's begin with you telling me what you think is holding you down. | 1.4420 | 0.05346 | 138 | 87 | 41 | 10 |
399 | So, what would you like to get off your chest for today’s session? | 1.4420 | 0.05910 | 138 | 93 | 29 | 16 |
400 | You need to see it as an opportunity. | 1.4419 | 0.05814 | 129 | 84 | 33 | 12 |
401 | So, what’s on your mind today | 1.4419 | 0.05709 | 129 | 83 | 35 | 11 |
402 | I want you to consider the possibility that maybe it’s all in your head. | 1.4419 | 0.06118 | 129 | 87 | 27 | 15 |
403 | I want you to imagine the weight being lifted because your insurance doesn't cover this. | 1.4414 | 0.06359 | 111 | 73 | 27 | 11 |
404 | Do you mean that literally or figuratively? | 1.4414 | 0.05696 | 145 | 97 | 32 | 16 |
405 | Yes, visualization is often a helpful tool. But in your case, I'm going to recommend a large crane. | 1.4412 | 0.05694 | 136 | 89 | 34 | 13 |
406 | This is why you shouldn’t say “literally” when you really mean “figuratively.” | 1.4412 | 0.06154 | 136 | 94 | 24 | 18 |
407 | When I suggested you bring something concrete to our next session this is not what I had in mind, | 1.4409 | 0.05772 | 127 | 82 | 34 | 11 |
408 | Does it feel more like a ton of feathers or a ton of bricks? | 1.4409 | 0.05984 | 127 | 84 | 30 | 13 |
409 | Yes, removing unsightly metaphors is my specialty. | 1.4409 | 0.06088 | 127 | 85 | 28 | 14 |
410 | Have you considered more reps and less weight? | 1.4408 | 0.05658 | 152 | 103 | 31 | 18 |
411 | You’re finally grasping the gravity of the situation. | 1.4406 | 0.05492 | 143 | 93 | 37 | 13 |
412 | I'm just saying it wouldn't kill you to lighten up once in a while. | 1.4406 | 0.05121 | 143 | 89 | 45 | 9 |
413 | I'm starting to think your problems may be physical, rather than psychological | 1.4406 | 0.05401 | 143 | 92 | 39 | 12 |
414 | No, you’re not having a heart attack. A heart attack feels like an elephant is sitting on your chest. That’s not an elephant. | 1.4403 | 0.05851 | 134 | 89 | 31 | 14 |
415 | We're all under a lot of pressure Bob. | 1.4403 | 0.05454 | 134 | 85 | 39 | 10 |
416 | Now, I want you to take a deep breath. | 1.4403 | 0.05685 | 159 | 110 | 28 | 21 |
417 | Would you like to get something off your chest? | 1.4400 | 0.05946 | 125 | 82 | 31 | 12 |
418 | Oh, there are no therapeutic benefits, Mr. Phelps. I just don't like you. | 1.4400 | 0.05474 | 150 | 99 | 36 | 15 |
419 | I will get to your feeling of having a crushing weight on your chest in a moment, but first I want you to just try and breath deeply and relax. | 1.4400 | 0.06159 | 125 | 84 | 27 | 14 |
420 | Try to think of a metaphor to describe this oppressive feeling. | 1.4400 | 0.06054 | 125 | 83 | 29 | 13 |
421 | I’ll be frank with you, you’re not imaging it. | 1.4400 | 0.05946 | 125 | 82 | 31 | 12 |
422 | Just a few more sessions and I should be able to pinpoint the source of your pain. | 1.4400 | 0.06263 | 125 | 85 | 25 | 15 |
423 | Anything particularly pressing you would like to start off with today? | 1.4394 | 0.06013 | 132 | 89 | 28 | 15 |
424 | Most problems are mental. Yours is not. | 1.4392 | 0.05850 | 148 | 102 | 27 | 19 |
425 | I must insist that you remove your shoes before our session | 1.4392 | 0.05271 | 148 | 95 | 41 | 12 |
426 | It seems that you don't do well under pressure. | 1.4390 | 0.05433 | 123 | 76 | 40 | 7 |
427 | Technically, it's called a Panini Complex. | 1.4388 | 0.05414 | 139 | 89 | 39 | 11 |
428 | Why don't we pick it up here next week. | 1.4388 | 0.05604 | 139 | 91 | 35 | 13 |
429 | Oh please, if it was the weight of the world you'd be dead. | 1.4385 | 0.06461 | 130 | 92 | 19 | 19 |
430 | ''So, that takes care of the monkey on your back, and the albatross around your neck. The thorn in your side will have to wait for next week." | 1.4383 | 0.04871 | 162 | 102 | 49 | 11 |
431 | You're letting your weight define you. | 1.4380 | 0.06086 | 121 | 80 | 29 | 12 |
432 | I'm surprised you're able to get out of bed in the morning | 1.4380 | 0.05848 | 137 | 92 | 30 | 15 |
433 | There we go, now you can't run away from your feelings | 1.4379 | 0.05314 | 153 | 100 | 39 | 14 |
434 | In my professional opinion, your level of anxiety is quite appropriate. | 1.4379 | 0.04951 | 169 | 109 | 46 | 14 |
435 | No, you need to keep it there until you learn to properly use "literally". | 1.4375 | 0.05725 | 160 | 112 | 26 | 22 |
436 | Other than that, what kind of week have you had? | 1.4375 | 0.05737 | 128 | 83 | 34 | 11 |
437 | These metaphors are getting out of hand, Todd. | 1.4375 | 0.06151 | 128 | 87 | 26 | 15 |
438 | The safe word is "Panini". | 1.4375 | 0.06805 | 112 | 78 | 19 | 15 |
439 | No, I said WAIT on the couch ! | 1.4371 | 0.05363 | 151 | 99 | 38 | 14 |
440 | Perhaps it was a mistake to begin with visualization. | 1.4370 | 0.05817 | 135 | 90 | 31 | 14 |
441 | But on the other hand, some people take things too lightly. | 1.4367 | 0.05192 | 158 | 103 | 41 | 14 |
442 | I'm under a ton of pressure right now | 1.4366 | 0.06035 | 142 | 99 | 24 | 19 |
443 | Well, I see you got that monkey off your back. | 1.4364 | 0.05107 | 165 | 108 | 42 | 15 |
444 | I don't find you strange at all. Most people come here wanting to get something off their chest. | 1.4362 | 0.05330 | 149 | 97 | 39 | 13 |
445 | I'd say you're under a little more than just the weather. | 1.4362 | 0.05157 | 149 | 95 | 43 | 11 |
446 | So where do you think this "pressure" stems from? | 1.4361 | 0.05683 | 133 | 87 | 34 | 12 |
447 | Have you always had issues with your weight? | 1.4359 | 0.05994 | 117 | 76 | 31 | 10 |
448 | Only two more years of this Administration. | 1.4355 | 0.06297 | 124 | 85 | 24 | 15 |
449 | You seem to be preoccupied with your weight. | 1.4354 | 0.05956 | 147 | 103 | 24 | 20 |
450 | Yes, it does make you look thinner. | 1.4351 | 0.05846 | 131 | 87 | 31 | 13 |
451 | I'm sorry but the 50 minutes is up. | 1.4351 | 0.05846 | 131 | 87 | 31 | 13 |
452 | On the lighter side, it does give you a bit of gravitas. | 1.4351 | 0.05536 | 131 | 84 | 37 | 10 |
453 | Everybody feels hard-pressed sometimes | 1.4348 | 0.05629 | 138 | 91 | 34 | 13 |
454 | I see you have issues with your weight. | 1.4345 | 0.05938 | 145 | 101 | 25 | 19 |
455 | Do you have any pressing issues today? | 1.4341 | 0.05595 | 129 | 83 | 36 | 10 |
456 | Do you have trouble getting out of bed in the morning? | 1.4341 | 0.05911 | 129 | 86 | 30 | 13 |
457 | I can see why you're depressed. | 1.4341 | 0.06012 | 129 | 87 | 28 | 14 |
458 | Anything new this week? | 1.4338 | 0.05688 | 136 | 90 | 33 | 13 |
459 | Well at least we know its not all in your head. | 1.4336 | 0.05396 | 143 | 93 | 38 | 12 |
460 | What exactly do you mean when you say you've got a ton of problems? | 1.4336 | 0.05396 | 143 | 93 | 38 | 12 |
461 | Believe me, Mr. Mercer, you're that lucky one in a million whose load is merely literal. | 1.4333 | 0.05043 | 150 | 95 | 45 | 10 |
462 | Ok, so they took the load off of Franny and then they put the weight on you and then what? | 1.4331 | 0.05872 | 127 | 84 | 31 | 12 |
463 | Only when I laugh | 1.4328 | 0.05650 | 134 | 88 | 34 | 12 |
464 | Well, you're obviously under a lot of pressure. | 1.4328 | 0.05550 | 134 | 87 | 36 | 11 |
465 | I have the sense there’s something you need to get off your chest. | 1.4326 | 0.05260 | 141 | 90 | 41 | 10 |
466 | Next session let's just try using the metaphor, Mr. Gallagher. | 1.4324 | 0.05521 | 148 | 99 | 34 | 15 |
467 | I think I know what your problem is. | 1.4323 | 0.04931 | 155 | 98 | 47 | 10 |
468 | There are a number of alternative treatments for hyperactivity. | 1.4323 | 0.05015 | 155 | 99 | 45 | 11 |
469 | Try thinking of what you're grateful for. | 1.4318 | 0.05909 | 132 | 89 | 29 | 14 |
470 | Yes I understand that you’re under a lot of pressure. | 1.4317 | 0.05781 | 139 | 94 | 30 | 15 |
471 | Ok, plan B: try lifting your spirit. | 1.4317 | 0.06131 | 139 | 98 | 22 | 19 |
472 | I feel for you, but I had Atlas in here yesterday. | 1.4315 | 0.05660 | 146 | 99 | 31 | 16 |
473 | It could be psychosomatic | 1.4314 | 0.05468 | 153 | 103 | 34 | 16 |
474 | Who says you can’t hold a good man down? | 1.4304 | 0.05108 | 158 | 103 | 42 | 13 |
475 | And in what way do you think it might not be just a metaphor? | 1.4304 | 0.05029 | 158 | 102 | 44 | 12 |
476 | So, you're telling me you're under a lot of pressure... | 1.4298 | 0.05972 | 114 | 74 | 31 | 9 |
477 | Let's talk about what you think is really weighing you down. | 1.4298 | 0.06079 | 121 | 81 | 28 | 12 |
478 | Wait, wait, don’t tell me. | 1.4298 | 0.05964 | 121 | 80 | 30 | 11 |
479 | I see you got smashed again last night. | 1.4297 | 0.05941 | 128 | 86 | 29 | 13 |
480 | If only there were a metaphor to describe your situation.... | 1.4296 | 0.05998 | 135 | 93 | 26 | 16 |
481 | It started as a metaphor. | 1.4296 | 0.05617 | 135 | 89 | 34 | 12 |
482 | It's not the world, Jim, it's just a weight. | 1.4296 | 0.06180 | 135 | 95 | 22 | 18 |
483 | Being literal seems to be important to you. | 1.4296 | 0.05419 | 142 | 93 | 37 | 12 |
484 | I'm only here to facilitate Mr Perkins, you have to do the heavy lifting. | 1.4295 | 0.05409 | 149 | 99 | 36 | 14 |
485 | I'm sorry--our time is up. | 1.4286 | 0.05461 | 147 | 98 | 35 | 14 |
486 | I see that your wife is pretty adamant that you stay in therapy. | 1.4286 | 0.05776 | 133 | 89 | 31 | 13 |
487 | Your friends will be impressed until they realize it's styrofoam | 1.4286 | 0.05287 | 147 | 96 | 39 | 12 |
488 | Wouldn't a chastity ring have been a better choice? | 1.4286 | 0.05793 | 126 | 83 | 32 | 11 |
489 | So tell me, how can I be of help? | 1.4286 | 0.05282 | 140 | 90 | 40 | 10 |
490 | Well, it's usually a metaphor. | 1.4286 | 0.06317 | 126 | 88 | 22 | 16 |
491 | And that isn’t even why I’m here | 1.4286 | 0.05108 | 147 | 94 | 43 | 10 |
492 | My wife couldn't make it, but she sent a replacement. | 1.4286 | 0.05792 | 147 | 102 | 27 | 18 |
493 | I suppose you think this is somehow my fault. | 1.4277 | 0.04782 | 166 | 106 | 49 | 11 |
494 | I warned you about pyramid schemes. | 1.4276 | 0.05514 | 145 | 97 | 34 | 14 |
495 | All my clients feel better when they leave. | 1.4276 | 0.05600 | 145 | 98 | 32 | 15 |
496 | From NPR, National Psychiatric Radio, this is “Weight Weight...Don’t Tell Me!” | 1.4276 | 0.05851 | 145 | 101 | 26 | 18 |
497 | I'm referring you to a crane. | 1.4275 | 0.05634 | 131 | 86 | 34 | 11 |
498 | I think you're finally starting to understand the gravity of your situation. | 1.4275 | 0.05738 | 131 | 87 | 32 | 12 |
499 | When you said “literally” on the phone, I thought you were just using it incorrectly. | 1.4275 | 0.05839 | 131 | 88 | 30 | 13 |
500 | 'So many metaphors but unfortunately, our time is up'. | 1.4275 | 0.06228 | 131 | 92 | 22 | 17 |
501 | Now, what is that pressing matter you wanted to talk about? | 1.4274 | 0.06078 | 124 | 84 | 27 | 13 |
502 | Now do you understand what “literally” means? | 1.4268 | 0.05048 | 157 | 102 | 43 | 12 |
503 | And you're sure there's nothing you'd like to get off your chest? | 1.4267 | 0.05463 | 150 | 101 | 34 | 15 |
504 | You're so dramatic -- not every crushing chest pain is a heart attack. | 1.4266 | 0.05480 | 143 | 95 | 35 | 13 |
505 | How long has your weight bothered you? | 1.4265 | 0.05962 | 136 | 94 | 26 | 16 |
506 | 16 tons, and what do you get? Long term therapy and deeper in debt. | 1.4264 | 0.05800 | 129 | 86 | 31 | 12 |
507 | We need to talk about your unpaid bill before we talk about getting that off your chest. | 1.4264 | 0.06005 | 129 | 88 | 27 | 14 |
508 | Tell me what's on your mind. | 1.4264 | 0.05695 | 129 | 85 | 33 | 11 |
509 | Now that we have your sleep walking cured is there anything else you want to talk about? | 1.4264 | 0.05904 | 129 | 87 | 29 | 13 |
510 | Is there anything else you'd like to get off your chest? | 1.4264 | 0.06105 | 129 | 89 | 25 | 15 |
511 | Every time it's your turn to take out the trash you come up with some excuse. | 1.4264 | 0.05904 | 129 | 87 | 29 | 13 |
512 | You didn't need the prop, I understood the metaphor! | 1.4264 | 0.06204 | 129 | 90 | 23 | 16 |
513 | Nice metaphor. | 1.4262 | 0.05926 | 122 | 81 | 30 | 11 |
514 | I'm really better equipped to resolve issues that are emotionally crushing. | 1.4262 | 0.05926 | 122 | 81 | 30 | 11 |
515 | I'd say it's more of an engineering problem than a psychological one. | 1.4258 | 0.05092 | 155 | 101 | 42 | 12 |
516 | So, why are you depressed? | 1.4255 | 0.05715 | 141 | 96 | 30 | 15 |
517 | My practices may be unorthodox, but they have a very high success rate. Most patients don't come back after their first session | 1.4255 | 0.05442 | 141 | 93 | 36 | 12 |
518 | Is there anything else that you would like to get off of your chest? | 1.4254 | 0.05839 | 134 | 91 | 29 | 14 |
519 | Can’t run away from your problems now, can you? | 1.4254 | 0.05839 | 134 | 91 | 29 | 14 |
520 | There’s a ton to talk about. | 1.4254 | 0.05839 | 134 | 91 | 29 | 14 |
521 | You say you're not sure what's weighing you down, but to me it's obvious. | 1.4252 | 0.05865 | 127 | 85 | 30 | 12 |
522 | When did you first notice it? | 1.4245 | 0.05497 | 139 | 92 | 35 | 12 |
523 | You feel like you're under a tremendous weight because you are under a tremendous weight." | 1.4245 | 0.05591 | 139 | 93 | 33 | 13 |
524 | Tell me about the first time you abused the word 'literally'. | 1.4242 | 0.06000 | 132 | 91 | 26 | 15 |
525 | Hmmm ... is there something you want to get off your chest? | 1.4242 | 0.05601 | 132 | 87 | 34 | 11 |
526 | On the bright side, it appears as if you've gotten that monkey off your back. | 1.4241 | 0.05770 | 158 | 113 | 23 | 22 |
527 | Sure, a crushing sense of pressure in your chest could be a symptom of anxiety, but first let's talk about your inability to get out of bed. | 1.4240 | 0.05821 | 125 | 83 | 31 | 11 |
528 | So, exactly how long have you been struggling with your weight? | 1.4238 | 0.05269 | 151 | 100 | 38 | 13 |
529 | I've never been more confident in diagnosing a depression. | 1.4237 | 0.06067 | 118 | 79 | 28 | 11 |
530 | Yes, you do seem to be under a lot of pressure. | 1.4236 | 0.05538 | 144 | 97 | 33 | 14 |
531 | Any pressing issues to discuss this week? | 1.4236 | 0.04984 | 144 | 91 | 45 | 8 |
532 | Sometimes a weight on your chest is JUST a weight on your chest. | 1.4236 | 0.05625 | 144 | 98 | 31 | 15 |
533 | Yes, I do have student loans. Why do you ask? | 1.4234 | 0.05553 | 137 | 91 | 34 | 12 |
534 | What is your most pressing concern right now? | 1.4234 | 0.05743 | 137 | 93 | 30 | 14 |
535 | So when did the voices tell you that Newton was wrong? | 1.4233 | 0.05141 | 163 | 109 | 39 | 15 |
536 | How long have you had chest pain? | 1.4231 | 0.05148 | 156 | 103 | 40 | 13 |
537 | At least you got that monkey off your back. | 1.4228 | 0.05568 | 149 | 102 | 31 | 16 |
538 | I find this technique useful when I discuss my fee. | 1.4228 | 0.05232 | 149 | 98 | 39 | 12 |
539 | At the end of the day, of course, it’s you who will have to do the heavy lifting. | 1.4225 | 0.05594 | 142 | 96 | 32 | 14 |
540 | If it's nothing pressing, we'll wait till next time. | 1.4225 | 0.05682 | 142 | 97 | 30 | 15 |
541 | This type of problem is best dealt with by a crane specialist not a brain specialist. | 1.4224 | 0.06497 | 116 | 81 | 21 | 14 |
542 | Well Brian, therapy can help, but you'll have to do a lot of heavy lifting. | 1.4224 | 0.06017 | 116 | 77 | 29 | 10 |
543 | No more surprise erections? The treatment's a success! | 1.4221 | 0.05194 | 154 | 102 | 39 | 13 |
544 | What a coincidence, I’m going to bill you a ton too. | 1.4221 | 0.05434 | 154 | 105 | 33 | 16 |
545 | While we await the crane, suppose you tell me a little about your mother. | 1.4219 | 0.06036 | 128 | 88 | 26 | 14 |
546 | So, tell me, how long has this been weighing on you? | 1.4219 | 0.05502 | 128 | 83 | 36 | 9 |
547 | If this doesn't fix your erection problem, nothing will. | 1.4218 | 0.05705 | 147 | 102 | 28 | 17 |
548 | Ok, you got the 16 tons but what did it get you? | 1.4215 | 0.05956 | 121 | 81 | 29 | 11 |
549 | Repressed, oppressed, or permanent pressed? | 1.4215 | 0.05956 | 121 | 81 | 29 | 11 |
550 | I see you are under a lot of pressure. | 1.4214 | 0.05274 | 140 | 91 | 39 | 10 |
551 | Trust me, it's still better then a chip on your shoulder. | 1.4214 | 0.05917 | 140 | 98 | 25 | 17 |
552 | I have to pee. | 1.4214 | 0.05830 | 140 | 97 | 27 | 16 |
553 | I see some concrete evidence of stress. | 1.4214 | 0.05274 | 140 | 91 | 39 | 10 |
554 | Let's start with a few deep breaths. | 1.4214 | 0.05155 | 159 | 106 | 39 | 14 |
555 | When you called, I assumed you we’re speaking metaphorically. | 1.4211 | 0.05963 | 133 | 92 | 26 | 15 |
556 | So you are saying it’s not metaphorical. Let’s run with that. | 1.4211 | 0.05769 | 133 | 90 | 30 | 13 |
557 | First of all, you could probably lose some weight. | 1.4211 | 0.05669 | 133 | 89 | 32 | 12 |
558 | Well at least you're not internalizing anymore. | 1.4207 | 0.05240 | 145 | 95 | 39 | 11 |
559 | Doctor, do you think I have a weight problem? | 1.4207 | 0.05845 | 145 | 102 | 25 | 18 |
560 | It seems you're still having a little trouble keeping the weight off. | 1.4206 | 0.06000 | 126 | 86 | 27 | 13 |
561 | It’s not an anxiety attack. It’s a panini press. | 1.4206 | 0.06000 | 126 | 86 | 27 | 13 |
562 | Would you say it feels more like pounds or kilograms? | 1.4206 | 0.07278 | 107 | 79 | 11 | 17 |
563 | I think I see the problem. | 1.4204 | 0.04960 | 157 | 102 | 44 | 11 |
564 | I'd suggest that it may not be "life" that is weighing you down. | 1.4202 | 0.06258 | 119 | 82 | 24 | 13 |
565 | Oh, all right, I'll bite. What do you need to get off your chest? | 1.4202 | 0.06258 | 119 | 82 | 24 | 13 |
566 | To paraphrase Freud, sometimes a ten-ton weight is just a ten-ton weight. | 1.4200 | 0.05205 | 150 | 99 | 39 | 12 |
567 | I sense that there is something you would like to get off your chest... | 1.4198 | 0.05730 | 131 | 88 | 31 | 12 |
568 | I see we don’t have a ton of time left - Oh! Sorry! - my phrasing was insensitive. | 1.4198 | 0.05730 | 131 | 88 | 31 | 12 |
569 | so how long have you had issues about being under weight? | 1.4194 | 0.06070 | 124 | 85 | 26 | 13 |
570 | We’ll get to that. First, tell me about your childhood. | 1.4194 | 0.05503 | 124 | 80 | 36 | 8 |
571 | Is it in the room with us now? | 1.4191 | 0.05674 | 136 | 92 | 31 | 13 |
572 | Now your eyes are getting heavy. | 1.4191 | 0.05769 | 136 | 93 | 29 | 14 |
573 | I know we’re delving into some heavy stuff today but you have to trust the process. | 1.4186 | 0.05998 | 129 | 89 | 26 | 14 |
574 | I can guide you, yes, but you'll have to do the heavy lifting. | 1.4186 | 0.05579 | 129 | 85 | 34 | 10 |
575 | Tell me more about your student loan debt. | 1.4184 | 0.05341 | 141 | 93 | 37 | 11 |
576 | I can see why you feel that way. | 1.4184 | 0.05341 | 141 | 93 | 37 | 11 |
577 | Comfie ? | 1.4180 | 0.06464 | 122 | 87 | 19 | 16 |
578 | I see. And are there any other pressing issues? | 1.4180 | 0.05683 | 122 | 80 | 33 | 9 |
579 | You seem a little flat today. | 1.4173 | 0.05393 | 139 | 92 | 36 | 11 |
580 | So, what do YOU think is causing all this pressure? | 1.4172 | 0.05427 | 151 | 103 | 33 | 15 |
581 | No, you are not imagining it. | 1.4167 | 0.05531 | 144 | 98 | 32 | 14 |
582 | We need to talk about the elephant in the room. | 1.4167 | 0.05593 | 132 | 88 | 33 | 11 |
583 | It could always be worse. You should have seen the guy who was referred here for butterflies in his stomach. | 1.4167 | 0.05300 | 156 | 106 | 35 | 15 |
584 | Weight weight, don't tell me. Just kidding... | 1.4167 | 0.05895 | 132 | 91 | 27 | 14 |
585 | When you said on your paperwork that you had a “Ton of Problems” I thought you were speaking figurativly. | 1.4167 | 0.05443 | 144 | 97 | 34 | 13 |
586 | If I told you that it was made of dark chocolate would you feel better? | 1.4167 | 0.05488 | 132 | 87 | 35 | 10 |
587 | Can you explain what kind of pressure you're under? | 1.4167 | 0.05488 | 132 | 87 | 35 | 10 |
588 | After five more years of therapy, it will still be there, but you won't care. | 1.4167 | 0.05624 | 120 | 78 | 34 | 8 |
589 | Now you know what a bra feels like. | 1.4167 | 0.06567 | 96 | 64 | 24 | 8 |
590 | I feel like I should get something off my chest | 1.4161 | 0.05137 | 149 | 98 | 40 | 11 |
591 | Trust me, you’ll feel better once you get it off your chest. | 1.4161 | 0.05396 | 149 | 101 | 34 | 14 |
592 | The airlines say they won’t let me fly with my comfort concrete counterweight unless I get a note from my psychiatrist. | 1.4161 | 0.05735 | 137 | 94 | 29 | 14 |
593 | I thought I asked you to go to the bathroom BEFORE we got started! | 1.4161 | 0.06009 | 137 | 97 | 23 | 17 |
594 | Frankly Henry, we’re sick & tired of hearing your ‘weight of the world’ crap. | 1.4161 | 0.05545 | 137 | 92 | 33 | 12 |
595 | I told you, it's only until they refill your Ritalin. | 1.4160 | 0.06137 | 125 | 87 | 24 | 14 |
596 | Of course I know I have a weight problem! | 1.4155 | 0.05675 | 142 | 98 | 29 | 15 |
597 | So was there anything you wanted to get off your chest? | 1.4154 | 0.06157 | 130 | 92 | 22 | 16 |
598 | I'm guessing you have something you want to get off your chest. | 1.4153 | 0.05936 | 118 | 79 | 29 | 10 |
599 | Great session today Bob! I think we really-dare I say-crushed it. | 1.4150 | 0.05447 | 147 | 100 | 33 | 14 |
600 | What seems to be troubling you, Mr. Jones? | 1.4150 | 0.05361 | 147 | 99 | 35 | 13 |
601 | You know George, most people would be happy to be underweight. | 1.4150 | 0.05361 | 147 | 99 | 35 | 13 |
602 | What do you mean by pressure? | 1.4150 | 0.05184 | 147 | 97 | 39 | 11 |
603 | Yes, I can see that it's not just a metaphor. | 1.4148 | 0.05401 | 135 | 89 | 36 | 10 |
604 | The first step is acknowledging your problem. | 1.4146 | 0.05764 | 123 | 82 | 31 | 10 |
605 | Many people do feel better after losing the weight. | 1.4146 | 0.05878 | 123 | 83 | 29 | 11 |
606 | You said you have something to get off your chest? | 1.4146 | 0.06209 | 123 | 86 | 23 | 14 |
607 | Well, you should have used the bathroom on your way in. | 1.4143 | 0.05551 | 140 | 95 | 32 | 13 |
608 | Slowly exhale through your nose and feel your limbs grow heavy." | 1.4143 | 0.05458 | 140 | 94 | 34 | 12 |
609 | So tell me, what seems to be the problem? | 1.4143 | 0.05910 | 140 | 99 | 24 | 17 |
610 | Let me guess... you've got something you want to get off your chest. | 1.4143 | 0.05551 | 140 | 95 | 32 | 13 |
611 | Let's not exaggerate...it is not the whole world, and it isn't really on your shoulders. | 1.4141 | 0.05713 | 128 | 86 | 31 | 11 |
612 | Thank you for coming, Mr. Abbott. Sorry about the weight. | 1.4140 | 0.05425 | 157 | 109 | 31 | 17 |
613 | It looks like you have a ton to talk about this week, so let's get started. | 1.4138 | 0.05672 | 145 | 101 | 28 | 16 |
614 | I'm sorry Kevin, we're out of time. | 1.4136 | 0.05154 | 162 | 110 | 37 | 15 |
615 | Just give the antidepressants another week or two to kick in." | 1.4135 | 0.06050 | 133 | 94 | 23 | 16 |
616 | No, I don’t think it’s all in your mind. | 1.4135 | 0.05559 | 133 | 89 | 33 | 11 |
617 | On a scale of 1 to 5 million, with 5 million being the greatest, how much pressure would you say you are feeling right now? | 1.4133 | 0.05531 | 150 | 104 | 30 | 16 |
618 | Tell me again: how many Viagra tablets? | 1.4133 | 0.05691 | 150 | 106 | 26 | 18 |
619 | I'm sensing there's something you want to get off your chest. | 1.4133 | 0.05283 | 150 | 101 | 36 | 13 |
620 | Tell me whenever you're ready - no pressure" | 1.4132 | 0.06284 | 121 | 85 | 22 | 14 |
621 | I see you have a lot you want to get off your chest. | 1.4130 | 0.06148 | 138 | 100 | 19 | 19 |
622 | I think we both know what's really bothering you. | 1.4130 | 0.05513 | 138 | 93 | 33 | 12 |
623 | I just wanted you to know how it feels with you on top. | 1.4129 | 0.05552 | 155 | 109 | 28 | 18 |
624 | Very good. And now I'd like you to visualize how you felt AFTER your mother's visit. | 1.4127 | 0.06301 | 126 | 90 | 20 | 16 |
625 | I get the impression your wife is forcing you to stay in therapy" | 1.4127 | 0.05992 | 126 | 87 | 26 | 13 |
626 | Look, either it’s this, or you learn to iron your own damn clothes. | 1.4126 | 0.05815 | 143 | 101 | 25 | 17 |
627 | So tell me why you've named it mommy. | 1.4122 | 0.06118 | 131 | 93 | 22 | 16 |
628 | On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate your feelings of entrapment? | 1.4118 | 0.05183 | 170 | 118 | 34 | 18 |
629 | Strangely enough this is actually the most common side-effect of your anti-depressant. | 1.4114 | 0.05010 | 158 | 105 | 41 | 12 |
630 | Sure you wouldn't rather drink the prep? | 1.4113 | 0.05961 | 141 | 101 | 22 | 18 |
631 | Some things are real and some are imagined. Can you feel the difference? | 1.4113 | 0.05139 | 141 | 92 | 40 | 9 |
632 | Not funny, Fred. Now go get dressed before we're late for my mother's birthday party. | 1.4113 | 0.05611 | 141 | 97 | 30 | 14 |
633 | Describe this pressure you feel. | 1.4113 | 0.05493 | 124 | 81 | 35 | 8 |
634 | Why don't YOU tell me what you think your problem is? | 1.4110 | 0.05556 | 146 | 101 | 30 | 15 |
635 | Is there something you'd like to get off your chest, Howard? | 1.4109 | 0.05887 | 129 | 89 | 27 | 13 |
636 | Henry, I know what a metaphor is. You don't have to be so dramatic. | 1.4109 | 0.05678 | 129 | 87 | 31 | 11 |
637 | When you left a message telling me you were underweight, I assumed you meant you had an eating disorder | 1.4109 | 0.06089 | 129 | 91 | 23 | 15 |
638 | You *say* it helps keep you grounded, but I think your putting a lot of pressure on yourself. | 1.4109 | 0.05116 | 129 | 82 | 41 | 6 |
639 | Let's start with why you feel the need to wear such a large belt buckle. | 1.4104 | 0.05918 | 134 | 94 | 25 | 15 |
640 | I swear to God, if I hear one more "I just need to get this off my chest" quip... | 1.4104 | 0.05213 | 134 | 87 | 39 | 8 |
641 | So, is there anything you want to talk about? | 1.4104 | 0.05823 | 134 | 93 | 27 | 14 |
642 | Yes, but figuratively what do you think the problem is? | 1.4101 | 0.05481 | 139 | 94 | 33 | 12 |
643 | You didn’t even mention my new haircut | 1.4101 | 0.05481 | 139 | 94 | 33 | 12 |
644 | I must stress that you consider the gravity of this situation. | 1.4098 | 0.05791 | 122 | 82 | 30 | 10 |
645 | You may recall I only promised to help get the weight off your shoulders. | 1.4097 | 0.05160 | 144 | 95 | 39 | 10 |
646 | Seriously. It's a metaphor. | 1.4094 | 0.05517 | 127 | 84 | 34 | 9 |
647 | Anything you would like to talk about today, Stan ? | 1.4094 | 0.05739 | 127 | 86 | 30 | 11 |
648 | So you’ve added a few pounds and now you’re depressed? | 1.4094 | 0.05130 | 149 | 99 | 39 | 11 |
649 | There is such a thing as too much cowbell. | 1.4091 | 0.05650 | 154 | 110 | 25 | 19 |
650 | Just relax . . . .Breathe normally. . | 1.4091 | 0.05686 | 132 | 90 | 30 | 12 |
651 | Let's talk about your preoccupation with weight loss. | 1.4091 | 0.05420 | 154 | 107 | 31 | 16 |
652 | So would you describe your problems in kilograms or pounds? | 1.4091 | 0.05584 | 132 | 89 | 32 | 11 |
653 | This will test that Viagra substitute. | 1.4091 | 0.05799 | 154 | 112 | 21 | 21 |
654 | Let's talk about your panini nightmares. | 1.4088 | 0.05727 | 137 | 95 | 28 | 14 |
655 | So would it be fair to say you’ve felt under a lot of pressure lately? | 1.4088 | 0.05727 | 137 | 95 | 28 | 14 |
656 | When did you first notice this tightness in your chest? | 1.4088 | 0.05536 | 137 | 93 | 32 | 12 |
657 | If I rush to help you I'm not really listening, am I? | 1.4087 | 0.06524 | 115 | 82 | 19 | 14 |
658 | Yes, I see it too. | 1.4085 | 0.05030 | 164 | 111 | 39 | 14 |
659 | Let's skip the breathing exercises. | 1.4085 | 0.05030 | 164 | 111 | 39 | 14 |
660 | We're almost out of time. Is there anything else you'd like to get off your chest? | 1.4085 | 0.05926 | 142 | 102 | 22 | 18 |
661 | so you say you struggle with your weight. let's talk a little more about that | 1.4085 | 0.05667 | 142 | 99 | 28 | 15 |
662 | I’m hoping you charge by the hour and not the pound... | 1.4085 | 0.05303 | 142 | 95 | 36 | 11 |
663 | Describe to me what you think might be holding you back? | 1.4085 | 0.05755 | 142 | 100 | 26 | 16 |
664 | The good news is, you don't have anxiety. | 1.4083 | 0.05857 | 120 | 81 | 29 | 10 |
665 | Not to worry - my next patient has a superman complex. | 1.4082 | 0.05525 | 147 | 102 | 30 | 15 |
666 | And this “roadrunner,” does he have a name? | 1.4082 | 0.05525 | 147 | 102 | 30 | 15 |
667 | I gotta say, Gary, a lot of your problems seem to be self-inflicted. | 1.4079 | 0.05058 | 152 | 101 | 40 | 11 |
668 | Before we finish this session, is there anything you'd like to get off your chest? | 1.4076 | 0.05343 | 157 | 109 | 32 | 16 |
669 | Well.., psychosomatic conditions can feel very real sometimes. | 1.4076 | 0.05108 | 157 | 106 | 38 | 13 |
670 | Next time, let's discuss your anxiety through the use of simile instead of metaphor. | 1.4074 | 0.05787 | 135 | 94 | 27 | 14 |
671 | You really need to stop putting so much pressure on yourself. | 1.4074 | 0.05183 | 135 | 88 | 39 | 8 |
672 | You’ll feel better when you get it off your chest. | 1.4074 | 0.05691 | 135 | 93 | 29 | 13 |
673 | I think you need to lighten up. | 1.4069 | 0.05405 | 145 | 99 | 33 | 13 |
674 | Why do you put so much pressure on yourself? | 1.4067 | 0.05524 | 150 | 105 | 29 | 16 |
675 | And what pressing issues will we be dealing with in today's session? | 1.4065 | 0.05981 | 123 | 85 | 26 | 12 |
676 | What would you like to talk about, Mr. Panini? | 1.4062 | 0.05703 | 128 | 87 | 30 | 11 |
677 | So, what's on your mind? | 1.4062 | 0.05915 | 128 | 89 | 26 | 13 |
678 | Ya know, I'm just going to skip the childhood questions for now. | 1.4062 | 0.05810 | 128 | 88 | 28 | 12 |
679 | Awearness of the problem does not solve the problem. | 1.4062 | 0.05594 | 128 | 86 | 32 | 10 |
680 | On the other hand, sometimes a weight is just a weight | 1.4062 | 0.05594 | 128 | 86 | 32 | 10 |
681 | Try not to focus on what you’re no longer able to do. | 1.4060 | 0.05341 | 133 | 88 | 36 | 9 |
682 | All right, so here I am. What's this 'big thing' you need 'to get off your chest' | 1.4058 | 0.05504 | 138 | 94 | 32 | 12 |
683 | I usually deal with more figurative problems. | 1.4058 | 0.05407 | 138 | 93 | 34 | 11 |
684 | My feet itch | 1.4058 | 0.05599 | 138 | 95 | 30 | 13 |
685 | I know you have been under a lot of pressure lately. | 1.4056 | 0.05457 | 143 | 98 | 32 | 13 |
686 | And you say you also have difficulty breathing? | 1.4054 | 0.05059 | 148 | 98 | 40 | 10 |
687 | So, tell me what the problem is. | 1.4051 | 0.05082 | 158 | 107 | 38 | 13 |
688 | This is the only cognitive behavioral therapy method approved by your insurance. | 1.4051 | 0.05315 | 158 | 110 | 32 | 16 |
689 | I notice you're still thinking concretely. | 1.4051 | 0.05002 | 158 | 106 | 40 | 12 |
690 | So, you say you feel paralyzed at times? | 1.4050 | 0.05818 | 121 | 82 | 29 | 10 |
691 | Look at the bright side, Steve. You've completely squashed the monkey on your back. | 1.4048 | 0.05356 | 168 | 120 | 28 | 20 |
692 | I see you’re dating again. | 1.4048 | 0.06087 | 126 | 89 | 23 | 14 |
693 | It seems there is something you need to get off your chest. | 1.4046 | 0.05914 | 131 | 92 | 25 | 14 |
694 | At least you don’t have a chip on your shoulder. | 1.4046 | 0.05712 | 131 | 90 | 29 | 12 |
695 | It looks like our time is up. Shall I call for a Lyft? | 1.4043 | 0.05419 | 141 | 96 | 33 | 12 |
696 | Well, finally you have a good reason for being depressed. | 1.4043 | 0.05602 | 141 | 98 | 29 | 14 |
697 | I don't think Viagra will solve your problem. | 1.4043 | 0.05511 | 141 | 97 | 31 | 13 |
698 | It’ll feel good to get things off your chest. | 1.4043 | 0.05602 | 141 | 98 | 29 | 14 |
699 | Seems like you need to get something off your chest. | 1.4043 | 0.05511 | 141 | 97 | 31 | 13 |
700 | Have you always been self-conscious about your weight? | 1.4041 | 0.05632 | 146 | 103 | 27 | 16 |
701 | I think you're putting too much pressure on yourself. | 1.4041 | 0.05462 | 146 | 101 | 31 | 14 |
702 | So. . .tell me what you think might be holding you back. | 1.4041 | 0.05286 | 146 | 99 | 35 | 12 |
703 | Is this a recent problem, or were you under weight at birth | 1.4038 | 0.05286 | 156 | 108 | 33 | 15 |
704 | Charlie, is there anything you want to get off your chest? | 1.4034 | 0.05885 | 119 | 81 | 28 | 10 |
705 | Don't get up. | 1.4031 | 0.06179 | 129 | 93 | 20 | 16 |
706 | Is there anything concrete that you can point to as an obstacle to your self-realization? | 1.4030 | 0.05414 | 134 | 90 | 34 | 10 |
707 | Let’s focus on your most pressing issues | 1.4030 | 0.05203 | 134 | 88 | 38 | 8 |
708 | How does it feel to actualize a metaphor? | 1.4029 | 0.05751 | 139 | 98 | 26 | 15 |
709 | Actually the weight of the world is a thousand trillion metric tons so let's not catastrophize everything OK? | 1.4028 | 0.05603 | 144 | 101 | 28 | 15 |
710 | Oh. You were being literal. | 1.4028 | 0.05151 | 144 | 96 | 38 | 10 |
711 | No, I don't think you're imagining it. | 1.4027 | 0.04848 | 149 | 97 | 44 | 8 |
712 | Well, whether it's Freudian or Jungian is really beside the point, don't you think? | 1.4027 | 0.05296 | 149 | 102 | 34 | 13 |
713 | I can't help but notice you've put on weight. | 1.4027 | 0.05380 | 149 | 103 | 32 | 14 |
714 | So, how do you feel now that that weight is off your shoulders? | 1.4026 | 0.05254 | 154 | 106 | 34 | 14 |
715 | Or, you could learn to iron. | 1.4024 | 0.04948 | 164 | 111 | 40 | 13 |
716 | So, what's got you down? | 1.4024 | 0.05241 | 164 | 115 | 32 | 17 |
717 | Bear in mind that sometimes a weight is just a weight. | 1.4016 | 0.05662 | 122 | 82 | 31 | 9 |
718 | Usually in marriage counseling, you bring your wife. But you say this is less painful? | 1.4016 | 0.05780 | 122 | 83 | 29 | 10 |
719 | I think I know why you can't get out of bed in the morning. | 1.4016 | 0.05619 | 127 | 86 | 31 | 10 |
720 | I suppose maybe its not all in your head. | 1.4015 | 0.05253 | 132 | 87 | 37 | 8 |
721 | On the other hand, sometimes a two-ton block of concrete is just a two-ton block of concrete. | 1.4015 | 0.05677 | 132 | 91 | 29 | 12 |
722 | The weight won't come off until you admit you have a problem. | 1.4015 | 0.05574 | 132 | 90 | 31 | 11 |
723 | I'm glad to see you took that weight off your shoulders. | 1.4015 | 0.05677 | 132 | 91 | 29 | 12 |
724 | I’ve consulted one of my colleagues on your case. He’s a crane operator. | 1.4015 | 0.05677 | 132 | 91 | 29 | 12 |
725 | I'm happy to say that the tightness in your chest has nothing to do with your anxiety. | 1.4015 | 0.05877 | 132 | 93 | 25 | 14 |
726 | Now do you understand the meaning of 'literally'? | 1.4015 | 0.06070 | 132 | 95 | 21 | 16 |
727 | Look on the bright side: my last patient had something gnawing at his brain. | 1.4015 | 0.05574 | 132 | 90 | 31 | 11 |
728 | I took a load off Fanny, and she put the load right on me. | 1.4015 | 0.05623 | 137 | 95 | 29 | 13 |
729 | Where would you like to start today? | 1.4014 | 0.05659 | 142 | 100 | 27 | 15 |
730 | So tell me, what would you like to get off your chest today? | 1.4014 | 0.05388 | 142 | 97 | 33 | 12 |
731 | Tell me now, what did you want to get off your chest ? | 1.4014 | 0.05388 | 142 | 97 | 33 | 12 |
732 | So tell me what’s bothering you. | 1.4014 | 0.05257 | 147 | 100 | 35 | 12 |
733 | There’s a metaphor here but I can’t quite place it... | 1.4014 | 0.05257 | 147 | 100 | 35 | 12 |
734 | I understand that you have something to get off your chest. | 1.4013 | 0.05219 | 152 | 104 | 35 | 13 |
735 | Tell me, what’s keeping you down? | 1.4013 | 0.04784 | 152 | 99 | 45 | 8 |
736 | Why don't you try focusing on the positive? | 1.4000 | 0.05792 | 125 | 86 | 28 | 11 |
737 | Mr. Hobbes, I think it's time we talk about your first crush. | 1.4000 | 0.05534 | 140 | 97 | 30 | 13 |
738 | Norman, 'meet the press'. | 1.4000 | 0.05964 | 120 | 83 | 26 | 11 |
739 | We've talked about how you tend to magnify your problems, Jeffrey. It may feel like the weight of the world, but I assure you, it's five tons, at most. | 1.4000 | 0.05534 | 140 | 97 | 30 | 13 |
740 | Not that this helps you , Mr. Smith, but did you know that 100 kilograms of feathers would hurt just as much? | 1.4000 | 0.05382 | 135 | 91 | 34 | 10 |
741 | The good thing is that now you’ll cook quickly and evenly. | 1.4000 | 0.05656 | 145 | 103 | 26 | 16 |
742 | So what can we take away from this session? | 1.4000 | 0.05267 | 150 | 103 | 34 | 13 |
743 | For erections lasting more than four hours, consult a physician. | 1.4000 | 0.05565 | 125 | 84 | 32 | 9 |
744 | And lastly we need to discuss the matter of your unpaid bill. | 1.4000 | 0.05441 | 140 | 96 | 32 | 12 |
745 | It appears you're suffering from an inability to comprehend metaphors. | 1.4000 | 0.05031 | 160 | 109 | 38 | 13 |
746 | Honestly Doc, I think my mother is the least of my worries | 1.4000 | 0.05306 | 155 | 108 | 32 | 15 |
747 | Your co-pay is only good up to 100 kilos. | 1.4000 | 0.05416 | 130 | 87 | 34 | 9 |
748 | Yes, but how do you feel inside? | 1.4000 | 0.05534 | 140 | 97 | 30 | 13 |
749 | Try smiling more. | 1.4000 | 0.05596 | 150 | 107 | 26 | 17 |
750 | I could tell you what the problem is right now, but you've already paid for five sessions, so let's talk it out. | 1.4000 | 0.05063 | 155 | 105 | 38 | 12 |
751 | So what do you think is the problem? | 1.4000 | 0.04980 | 155 | 104 | 40 | 11 |
752 | Before we can get anything off your chest, I need to see proof of insurance and a valid ID. | 1.4000 | 0.06041 | 130 | 93 | 22 | 15 |
753 | Are you sure this is what a mammogram feels like? | 1.3987 | 0.05355 | 153 | 107 | 31 | 15 |
754 | Just feel yourself floating above the couch. | 1.3986 | 0.05316 | 148 | 102 | 33 | 13 |
755 | I am trying to relax...I'm under a lot of pressure | 1.3986 | 0.05713 | 143 | 102 | 25 | 16 |
756 | Honey, there is a better way to iron your pants. | 1.3986 | 0.05074 | 143 | 95 | 39 | 9 |
757 | And do you feel you have been sleepwalking less? | 1.3986 | 0.05776 | 138 | 98 | 25 | 15 |
758 | Or we could up your meds. | 1.3986 | 0.05684 | 138 | 97 | 27 | 14 |
759 | Jeez, enough with the weight of white male privilege, already. | 1.3986 | 0.05684 | 138 | 97 | 27 | 14 |
760 | Is there something you would like to get off your chest? | 1.3985 | 0.05840 | 133 | 94 | 25 | 14 |
761 | Would you care to talk about it? | 1.3985 | 0.05540 | 133 | 91 | 31 | 11 |
762 | You have a gift for metaphor, Mr. Kleindienst. | 1.3985 | 0.05742 | 133 | 93 | 27 | 13 |
763 | Doc, I'm under a lot of pressure. | 1.3985 | 0.05742 | 133 | 93 | 27 | 13 |
764 | Anxiety can cause shortness of breath. | 1.3976 | 0.04748 | 166 | 111 | 44 | 11 |
765 | I've got a ton of problems, doc. | 1.3974 | 0.04979 | 151 | 101 | 40 | 10 |
766 | Well, at least we got it off your shoulders. | 1.3974 | 0.05322 | 151 | 105 | 32 | 14 |
767 | I'm glad to see you got the chip off your shoulder. | 1.3973 | 0.05366 | 146 | 101 | 32 | 13 |
768 | Sometimes progress comes from simply getting up and getting started. Have you tried that? | 1.3973 | 0.05095 | 146 | 98 | 38 | 10 |
769 | Your metaphor is showing. | 1.3972 | 0.05593 | 141 | 99 | 28 | 14 |
770 | Xanax for your metaphorically crushing anxiety; a crane for your literally crushing anxiety | 1.3972 | 0.05683 | 141 | 100 | 26 | 15 |
771 | I can now confirm for sure that it's not just in your head. | 1.3971 | 0.05248 | 136 | 91 | 36 | 9 |
772 | So what's really bothering you? | 1.3969 | 0.05492 | 131 | 89 | 32 | 10 |
773 | Any pressing concerns holding you down? | 1.3969 | 0.06002 | 131 | 94 | 22 | 15 |
774 | I don’t know doctor, without it I get the feeling I’ll just float away. | 1.3969 | 0.05701 | 131 | 91 | 28 | 12 |
775 | Look on the bright side. I bill by the hour, not the pound. | 1.3969 | 0.05598 | 131 | 90 | 30 | 11 |
776 | I sense you have something to get off your chest. | 1.3968 | 0.05971 | 126 | 89 | 24 | 13 |
777 | You don't have to mansplain the metaphor, Marvin. I understand it. | 1.3968 | 0.05864 | 126 | 88 | 26 | 12 |
778 | First we have to identify what is weighing you down. | 1.3967 | 0.06039 | 121 | 85 | 24 | 12 |
779 | The good news is it’s not psychological guilt that’s crushing you, Vincent. | 1.3966 | 0.06107 | 116 | 81 | 24 | 11 |
780 | I'm referring you out to a planet with less gravity. | 1.3961 | 0.05164 | 154 | 106 | 35 | 13 |
781 | Happy to squeeze you in! | 1.3960 | 0.05200 | 149 | 102 | 35 | 12 |
782 | As I recall, in our last session you mentioned there was something you’d like to get off your chest. | 1.3960 | 0.05112 | 149 | 101 | 37 | 11 |
783 | It's an effective treatment for sleepwalking, though there are some mild side-effects | 1.3957 | 0.05168 | 139 | 93 | 37 | 9 |
784 | So, what exactly would you like to get off your chest? | 1.3957 | 0.05463 | 139 | 96 | 31 | 12 |
785 | I'm sorry. I always thought you were speaking metaphorically. | 1.3957 | 0.05168 | 139 | 93 | 37 | 9 |
786 | It seems like no matter what you try, you always end up putting the weight back on. | 1.3955 | 0.06087 | 134 | 98 | 19 | 17 |
787 | I have a ton of things to talk about, Doc. | 1.3955 | 0.05707 | 134 | 94 | 27 | 13 |
788 | Anvil, shmanvil. Tell me about your mother. | 1.3953 | 0.05969 | 129 | 92 | 23 | 14 |
789 | You have a severe case of compression. | 1.3953 | 0.05438 | 129 | 87 | 33 | 9 |
790 | Why can't you just carry the weight on your shoulders like everybody else? | 1.3953 | 0.05657 | 129 | 89 | 29 | 11 |
791 | And how do you think it makes the crane feel? | 1.3953 | 0.05438 | 129 | 87 | 33 | 9 |
792 | So, go ahead, what’s this “tons of stuff you wanted to get off you chest” ? | 1.3950 | 0.05232 | 119 | 77 | 37 | 5 |
793 | I'm afraid our time is up, so you might want to bring this up again next time. | 1.3950 | 0.05873 | 119 | 82 | 27 | 10 |
794 | In situations like yours, I recommend a combination of talk therapy and demolition. | 1.3946 | 0.05592 | 147 | 105 | 26 | 16 |
795 | Well, I see your time is almost up. | 1.3946 | 0.05248 | 147 | 101 | 34 | 12 |
796 | Well, why don't you start by describing it. | 1.3944 | 0.05470 | 142 | 99 | 30 | 13 |
797 | So it looks like you need to get something off your chest. | 1.3942 | 0.05419 | 137 | 94 | 32 | 11 |
798 | So you say there’s something you’d like to get off your chest? | 1.3942 | 0.05614 | 137 | 96 | 28 | 13 |
799 | ..and of these, which do you think is most pressing? | 1.3939 | 0.05867 | 132 | 94 | 24 | 14 |
800 | Well, look at the bright side. At least it's not weighing on your mind! | 1.3939 | 0.05563 | 132 | 91 | 30 | 11 |
801 | At least the iron supplement seems to be working. | 1.3938 | 0.05327 | 160 | 114 | 29 | 17 |
802 | Your emotional issues stem from the fact that you are under weight. | 1.3937 | 0.05826 | 127 | 89 | 26 | 12 |
803 | Okay, I've visualized it. Now what? | 1.3937 | 0.05718 | 127 | 88 | 28 | 11 |
804 | Now, Frank, what seems to be the trouble? | 1.3937 | 0.05826 | 127 | 89 | 26 | 12 |
805 | so tell me why we're here today | 1.3937 | 0.06037 | 127 | 91 | 22 | 14 |
806 | Would you say you've been under a lot of pressure lately? | 1.3937 | 0.05495 | 127 | 86 | 32 | 9 |
807 | Yes, but what's really troubling you? | 1.3935 | 0.05218 | 155 | 108 | 33 | 14 |
808 | I’ll get it. | 1.3934 | 0.05884 | 122 | 85 | 26 | 11 |
809 | I get it. You don't want kids. | 1.3934 | 0.06220 | 122 | 88 | 20 | 14 |
810 | Can't we just buy an iron? | 1.3933 | 0.05588 | 150 | 108 | 25 | 17 |
811 | Now, I know you have a ton to process... | 1.3933 | 0.05172 | 150 | 103 | 35 | 12 |
812 | Sometimes a 500-pound weight is just a 500-pound weight. | 1.3933 | 0.05343 | 150 | 105 | 31 | 14 |
813 | Stop complaining. I have to go through menopause. | 1.3933 | 0.04996 | 150 | 101 | 39 | 10 |
814 | Are you still experiencing erectile dysfunction? | 1.3932 | 0.06185 | 117 | 83 | 22 | 12 |
815 | I thought I'd give you a sense of what these sessions are like for me. | 1.3932 | 0.05942 | 117 | 81 | 26 | 10 |
816 | Normally these huge weights are just metaphors | 1.3931 | 0.05113 | 145 | 98 | 37 | 10 |
817 | Seems like you’ve been under a lot of pressure, Frank. Tell me what that feels like. | 1.3931 | 0.05206 | 145 | 99 | 35 | 11 |
818 | Let's start by talking about your weight. | 1.3931 | 0.05387 | 145 | 101 | 31 | 13 |
819 | Depressed? | 1.3929 | 0.05617 | 140 | 99 | 27 | 14 |
820 | If you must know, a co-worker bet me a thousand dollars I couldn't keep a man for a week. | 1.3926 | 0.05371 | 135 | 92 | 33 | 10 |
821 | I know, but have you SEEN your posture?! | 1.3923 | 0.05180 | 130 | 86 | 37 | 7 |
822 | I guess I assumed something different from your voicemail. I'm not sure if I can help you. | 1.3923 | 0.05621 | 130 | 90 | 29 | 11 |
823 | So, what seems to be bothering you? | 1.3923 | 0.05621 | 130 | 90 | 29 | 11 |
824 | Don't worry–it's part of the treatment. Each week we add weight until we crush your soul. Then we build you back up again. | 1.3923 | 0.05830 | 130 | 92 | 25 | 13 |
825 | And it's not being removed until after the 2020 election. | 1.3923 | 0.05621 | 130 | 90 | 29 | 11 |
826 | Harold, is there something you want to get off your chest? | 1.3923 | 0.05931 | 130 | 93 | 23 | 14 |
827 | Well, that’s the sixty nine hundred pound question, Dan. | 1.3923 | 0.05726 | 130 | 91 | 27 | 12 |
828 | I sense you want to get something off your chest. | 1.3923 | 0.05726 | 130 | 91 | 27 | 12 |
829 | Now try imagining, instead of a ton of cement - it's a ton of feathers. | 1.3922 | 0.05183 | 153 | 106 | 34 | 13 |
830 | It's the Fed's. They decided against electronic monitoring". | 1.3920 | 0.05668 | 125 | 86 | 29 | 10 |
831 | Ok. The mattress is extra firm. You proved your point. | 1.3920 | 0.05781 | 125 | 87 | 27 | 11 |
832 | Well, that should hold you until the little blue pill wears off. | 1.3920 | 0.05781 | 125 | 87 | 27 | 11 |
833 | Talk more about your addiction to giant foam cowbells. | 1.3919 | 0.05561 | 148 | 106 | 26 | 16 |
834 | How long is your mother-in-law staying? | 1.3917 | 0.05461 | 120 | 80 | 33 | 7 |
835 | Well, at least we took care of the monkey on your back. | 1.3916 | 0.05529 | 143 | 101 | 28 | 14 |
836 | Do you have anything you'd like to get off your chest? | 1.3916 | 0.05348 | 143 | 99 | 32 | 12 |
837 | You could resolve the issue you have with your parents, but I'm thinking the relief you're looking for might have a simpler solution. | 1.3913 | 0.05387 | 138 | 95 | 32 | 11 |
838 | You feel like you're unable to get up off the couch. Why do you think that is? | 1.3913 | 0.05387 | 138 | 95 | 32 | 11 |
839 | Nothing a little Xanax won’t fix. | 1.3910 | 0.04861 | 156 | 105 | 41 | 10 |
840 | Well, I think we should address your most pressing issues first. | 1.3910 | 0.05319 | 133 | 90 | 34 | 9 |
841 | Please hold on while my office verifies your insurance coverage and calculates your co-pay. | 1.3910 | 0.05100 | 133 | 88 | 38 | 7 |
842 | So, you mentioned that there's something that you'd like to get off your chest. | 1.3906 | 0.05572 | 128 | 88 | 30 | 10 |
843 | Now for the true test for that Extra Extra VIAGRA! | 1.3906 | 0.06099 | 128 | 93 | 20 | 15 |
844 | Is there anything you'd like to get off of your chest? | 1.3902 | 0.05298 | 164 | 118 | 28 | 18 |
845 | I’ve had a problem lately with patients leaving without paying. | 1.3902 | 0.05958 | 123 | 87 | 24 | 12 |
846 | I confess, it began as a simple pyramid scheme. | 1.3902 | 0.06178 | 123 | 89 | 20 | 14 |
847 | You will feel a lot better if you just get it off your chest. | 1.3901 | 0.05584 | 141 | 100 | 27 | 14 |
848 | We can start as soon as you've made yourself comfortable... | 1.3901 | 0.05010 | 141 | 94 | 39 | 8 |
849 | Anything else pressing you today? | 1.3901 | 0.05399 | 141 | 98 | 31 | 12 |
850 | I believe we have gone beyond 'baggage.' | 1.3901 | 0.05305 | 141 | 97 | 33 | 11 |
851 | The weight always comes back. | 1.3901 | 0.05010 | 141 | 94 | 39 | 8 |
852 | See? I bet you’re not even thinking about your identity crisis now. | 1.3898 | 0.05650 | 118 | 80 | 30 | 8 |
853 | I suppose you want to get something off your chest? | 1.3897 | 0.05441 | 136 | 94 | 31 | 11 |
854 | After weeks of exasperation, Dr. Thompson literally shows Jim the correct use of the word "literally." | 1.3897 | 0.05827 | 136 | 98 | 23 | 15 |
855 | So tell me, what’s on your mind? | 1.3896 | 0.05072 | 154 | 106 | 36 | 12 |
856 | My fee is $250, but I charge extra if heavy lifting is required. | 1.3894 | 0.05683 | 113 | 76 | 30 | 7 |
857 | Try to put it into words. | 1.3893 | 0.05690 | 131 | 92 | 27 | 12 |
858 | An hour may not be enough. | 1.3889 | 0.05317 | 144 | 100 | 32 | 12 |
859 | Sorry, time's up. | 1.3889 | 0.06556 | 108 | 78 | 18 | 12 |
860 | I don’t insist that it’s self-imposed but it’s curious that it has a handle. | 1.3889 | 0.05282 | 126 | 84 | 35 | 7 |
861 | What you’re describing, George, sounds like angina. | 1.3885 | 0.05547 | 139 | 98 | 28 | 13 |
862 | I'm under a lot of pressure... | 1.3885 | 0.05258 | 139 | 95 | 34 | 10 |
863 | It’s about focusing on something bigger than yourself | 1.3885 | 0.05732 | 139 | 100 | 24 | 15 |
864 | I'm certain that to you it feels like a pressing issue. | 1.3885 | 0.05452 | 139 | 97 | 30 | 12 |
865 | Relax. | 1.3885 | 0.05452 | 139 | 97 | 30 | 12 |
866 | You're free to leave at any time. | 1.3885 | 0.05157 | 139 | 94 | 36 | 9 |
867 | I don’t think I can stomach this much longer. | 1.3885 | 0.05258 | 139 | 95 | 34 | 10 |
868 | Now try running away from your problems. | 1.3884 | 0.06251 | 121 | 88 | 19 | 14 |
869 | I think you mean ‘figuratively’ crushing your will to live. | 1.3884 | 0.05794 | 121 | 84 | 27 | 10 |
870 | Mmmhmm...and how does that make you feel? | 1.3882 | 0.05117 | 152 | 105 | 35 | 12 |
871 | I sense that you are suffering from a cliche. | 1.3881 | 0.05495 | 134 | 93 | 30 | 11 |
872 | I used to have chip on my shoulder. | 1.3878 | 0.05327 | 147 | 103 | 31 | 13 |
873 | Better start getting up now; the session is over in 50 minutes. | 1.3878 | 0.05499 | 147 | 105 | 27 | 15 |
874 | Literally, a ton of problems? | 1.3878 | 0.05327 | 147 | 103 | 31 | 13 |
875 | Yes, feeling unable to breathe is often due to anxiety, but there are other causes. | 1.3876 | 0.05198 | 129 | 86 | 36 | 7 |
876 | You look like you're under a lot of pressure. | 1.3876 | 0.05537 | 129 | 89 | 30 | 10 |
877 | How long have you been afraid of blowing away? | 1.3876 | 0.05645 | 129 | 90 | 28 | 11 |
878 | You're the one who said the ankle bracelet was too cumbersome. | 1.3875 | 0.05169 | 160 | 113 | 32 | 15 |
879 | Doctor, I don't think you're grasping the gravity of this situation. | 1.3874 | 0.05748 | 111 | 75 | 29 | 7 |
880 | Ok, but what's on your MIND? | 1.3873 | 0.05551 | 142 | 101 | 27 | 14 |
881 | I understand but how do you FEEL about it ? | 1.3869 | 0.05308 | 137 | 94 | 33 | 10 |
882 | Let's talk for a minute about your weight. | 1.3869 | 0.05603 | 137 | 97 | 27 | 13 |
883 | Metaphorically, Dale. | 1.3869 | 0.05308 | 137 | 94 | 33 | 10 |
884 | Let me guess, you have something you need to get off your chest? | 1.3866 | 0.05483 | 119 | 80 | 32 | 7 |
885 | So, you've been under a lot of pressure lately. | 1.3866 | 0.06098 | 119 | 85 | 22 | 12 |
886 | It's how your wife feels when you make love to her. | 1.3865 | 0.05245 | 163 | 117 | 29 | 17 |
887 | I sense there's something you'd like to get off your chest. | 1.3864 | 0.05756 | 132 | 94 | 25 | 13 |
888 | Unless that was put there by your mother, I'm not going to be much help. | 1.3864 | 0.05655 | 132 | 93 | 27 | 12 |
889 | Wouldn't your life be a bit easier, Mr. Pomeroy, if you wore a smaller belt buckle? | 1.3864 | 0.05655 | 132 | 93 | 27 | 12 |
890 | I asked you to use the bathroom before we started! | 1.3864 | 0.05856 | 132 | 95 | 23 | 14 |
891 | Oh, I thought you were speaking metaphorically. | 1.3864 | 0.05446 | 132 | 91 | 31 | 10 |
892 | So, tell me about your mother. | 1.3864 | 0.05655 | 132 | 93 | 27 | 12 |
893 | I wish I had a dollar for every time someone tells me they have a ton of issues to talk about. | 1.3864 | 0.05446 | 132 | 91 | 31 | 10 |
894 | So, what I am hearing, is that you're under extreme pressure. | 1.3862 | 0.05466 | 145 | 103 | 28 | 14 |
895 | Unfortunately, I charge by the pound | 1.3861 | 0.05214 | 158 | 112 | 31 | 15 |
896 | So why do you call it Donald? | 1.3860 | 0.06169 | 114 | 81 | 22 | 11 |
897 | Yes, but how does it make you feel? | 1.3858 | 0.06025 | 127 | 92 | 21 | 14 |
898 | Yes I’ve been under a lot of pressure lately. | 1.3858 | 0.05482 | 127 | 87 | 31 | 9 |
899 | Isn't this an improvement to being stuck between a rock and a hard place? | 1.3858 | 0.05814 | 127 | 90 | 25 | 12 |
900 | Something’s weighing on you. I can see it. | 1.3857 | 0.05420 | 140 | 98 | 30 | 12 |
901 | Lots of people have weight problems. | 1.3857 | 0.05514 | 140 | 99 | 28 | 13 |
902 | Let me refer you to my colleague, Dr. Wile E. Coyote. | 1.3857 | 0.05514 | 140 | 99 | 28 | 13 |
903 | 'Have you tried mindfulness?' | 1.3857 | 0.05514 | 140 | 99 | 28 | 13 |
904 | Need to get something off your chest? | 1.3857 | 0.05698 | 140 | 101 | 24 | 15 |
905 | I can see you've been under a lot of pressure lately. | 1.3853 | 0.06373 | 109 | 78 | 20 | 11 |
906 | You'll feel relief as you delve further back into your childhood, and the crane arrives. | 1.3852 | 0.05360 | 135 | 93 | 32 | 10 |
907 | Let’s try some word association. Trapezoid? | 1.3852 | 0.05256 | 135 | 92 | 34 | 9 |
908 | I sense you have a pressing concern. | 1.3852 | 0.05462 | 135 | 94 | 30 | 11 |
909 | I only do emotional heavy lifting. | 1.3851 | 0.04938 | 148 | 100 | 39 | 9 |
910 | You seem to be under a great deal of pressure. | 1.3851 | 0.05383 | 148 | 105 | 29 | 14 |
911 | Mr. Smith, is there something you'd like to get off your chest? | 1.3846 | 0.05244 | 143 | 99 | 33 | 11 |
912 | I'll start by saying I sense there is something you need to get off your chest... | 1.3846 | 0.05502 | 130 | 90 | 30 | 10 |
913 | There's something I've been wanting to get off my chest. | 1.3846 | 0.05818 | 130 | 93 | 24 | 13 |
914 | Yes, it's a firm mattress. | 1.3846 | 0.05502 | 130 | 90 | 30 | 10 |
915 | It’s a new therapy. This weight is instantly trivializing all your other problems. | 1.3846 | 0.05519 | 143 | 102 | 27 | 14 |
916 | Well, at least now we have a problem a bit more concrete to deal with. | 1.3846 | 0.05429 | 143 | 101 | 29 | 13 |
917 | Normally I bill by the hour, but in your case it will be by the pound. | 1.3841 | 0.05220 | 151 | 106 | 32 | 13 |
918 | Last session you mentioned that you needed to get something off your chest. Anything you'd like to share today? | 1.3841 | 0.05468 | 151 | 109 | 26 | 16 |
919 | If you don't want to try ballroom dancing, just say so. | 1.3841 | 0.05387 | 151 | 108 | 28 | 15 |
920 | You look depressed today. | 1.3841 | 0.04960 | 151 | 103 | 38 | 10 |
921 | It won't seem so heavy if you use the metric system. | 1.3841 | 0.05277 | 138 | 95 | 33 | 10 |
922 | I believe I had mentioned weight gain as a side effect... | 1.3841 | 0.05277 | 138 | 95 | 33 | 10 |
923 | Grunting is not an answer, Mr Jensen. Now tell me again about your mother's expectations. | 1.3841 | 0.04859 | 138 | 91 | 41 | 6 |
924 | I sense there’s something you want to get off your chest. | 1.3841 | 0.05176 | 138 | 94 | 35 | 9 |
925 | I just feel like I have an average size human under me all the time | 1.3840 | 0.06094 | 125 | 91 | 20 | 14 |
926 | What did you think it would feel like? | 1.3840 | 0.05655 | 125 | 87 | 28 | 10 |
927 | So when you say “lots of pressure”, do you mean from work or at home? | 1.3836 | 0.04704 | 159 | 107 | 43 | 9 |
928 | As per your instructions, I took the load off Fanny and put it right on you. | 1.3836 | 0.05075 | 146 | 100 | 36 | 10 |
929 | Psychiatrist, no, I am just waiting for your family to pay the ransom. | 1.3835 | 0.05413 | 133 | 92 | 31 | 10 |
930 | So what’s been keeping you down lately? | 1.3835 | 0.05720 | 133 | 95 | 25 | 13 |
931 | At least you're grounded. | 1.3835 | 0.05620 | 133 | 94 | 27 | 12 |
932 | Don’t despair. My two-o’clock is carrying the weight of the entire world. | 1.3833 | 0.06283 | 120 | 88 | 18 | 14 |
933 | I can’t do all the heavy lifting in this marriage. | 1.3831 | 0.05146 | 154 | 108 | 33 | 13 |
934 | Is this better than the elephant or worse than the elephant? | 1.3831 | 0.04892 | 154 | 105 | 39 | 10 |
935 | I really thought you were speaking metaphorically. | 1.3831 | 0.05388 | 154 | 111 | 27 | 16 |
936 | Let’s unpack what you mean by a heaviness in your chest. Is it a sadness, or perhaps more like a 10 ton weight that is holding you down? Oh, I’m sorry. Our time here is up. We’ll pursue this more next time. | 1.3830 | 0.05752 | 141 | 103 | 22 | 16 |
937 | What would you like to talk about today. | 1.3830 | 0.05482 | 141 | 100 | 28 | 13 |
938 | You'd be amazed by how just talking about it helps. | 1.3830 | 0.05294 | 141 | 98 | 32 | 11 |
939 | Let's start over, but this time, tell me what really happened. | 1.3830 | 0.05573 | 141 | 101 | 26 | 14 |
940 | The point of coming to therapy is to get things off your chest. | 1.3828 | 0.05882 | 128 | 92 | 23 | 13 |
941 | Throw it out if it doesn't spark joy! | 1.3828 | 0.06088 | 128 | 94 | 19 | 15 |
942 | Have you tried lifting with your legs? | 1.3826 | 0.05682 | 149 | 110 | 21 | 18 |
943 | There's a metaphor in here, I can feel it. | 1.3826 | 0.05181 | 149 | 104 | 33 | 12 |
944 | I see you've finally gotten that monkey off your back. | 1.3824 | 0.05529 | 136 | 96 | 28 | 12 |
945 | No, I meant "emotional" baggage. You are such a concrete thinker, sometimes. | 1.3824 | 0.05722 | 136 | 98 | 24 | 14 |
946 | In future, might I suggest you just tell me how you feel. | 1.3824 | 0.05429 | 136 | 95 | 30 | 11 |
947 | Describe the sensation you are having again? | 1.3824 | 0.05529 | 136 | 96 | 28 | 12 |
948 | Given the circumstances, you're holding up well. | 1.3821 | 0.05479 | 123 | 84 | 31 | 8 |
949 | Too much cowbell. | 1.3821 | 0.06482 | 123 | 93 | 13 | 17 |
950 | So how are you feeling? | 1.3819 | 0.05025 | 144 | 98 | 37 | 9 |
951 | Accept the things you cannot change. | 1.3819 | 0.05121 | 144 | 99 | 35 | 10 |
952 | It looks like there is something you want to get off your chest. | 1.3819 | 0.05307 | 144 | 101 | 31 | 12 |
953 | I'm not making light of your situation. | 1.3819 | 0.04828 | 144 | 96 | 41 | 7 |
954 | I know you’re under a lot of pressure at work but do you have to bring it home with you? | 1.3819 | 0.05025 | 144 | 98 | 37 | 9 |
955 | I’ve felt like this since January of 2017. | 1.3819 | 0.05913 | 144 | 108 | 17 | 19 |
956 | Most people are here against their will. | 1.3817 | 0.05574 | 131 | 92 | 28 | 11 |
957 | Yes, but how does the giant block of concrete make you feel? | 1.3817 | 0.05679 | 131 | 93 | 26 | 12 |
958 | Just say whatever comes to mind, no pressure. | 1.3816 | 0.05275 | 152 | 108 | 30 | 14 |
959 | Mansplain your way out of this. | 1.3816 | 0.05275 | 152 | 108 | 30 | 14 |
960 | You're phone is ringing. | 1.3815 | 0.04947 | 173 | 123 | 34 | 16 |
961 | Though Martin had doubts about his therapists methods, he couldn’t argue that his work related stress seemed less significant during these sessions. | 1.3813 | 0.05246 | 139 | 96 | 33 | 10 |
962 | So, tell me about your new crush. | 1.3813 | 0.05146 | 139 | 95 | 35 | 9 |
963 | Sometimes one’s childhood just isn’t all that relevant. | 1.3813 | 0.05441 | 139 | 98 | 29 | 12 |
964 | For most patients, losing the weight is easier than keeping if off. | 1.3813 | 0.05536 | 139 | 99 | 27 | 13 |
965 | Let's talk more about this so-called "baggage." | 1.3813 | 0.05441 | 139 | 98 | 29 | 12 |
966 | Just a hunch, but before we start is there anything you need to get off your chest? | 1.3813 | 0.05006 | 160 | 112 | 35 | 13 |
967 | Don't worry. It will be removed once your bill is paid. | 1.3813 | 0.04926 | 160 | 111 | 37 | 12 |
968 | Not to add to your problems but you do realize you're liable for the couch also. | 1.3810 | 0.05387 | 126 | 86 | 32 | 8 |
969 | Do I see what? | 1.3810 | 0.05138 | 147 | 102 | 34 | 11 |
970 | So the way you’ve described it, Gerry, it has some sort of a ring on top. Tell me more about that. | 1.3810 | 0.05730 | 126 | 89 | 26 | 11 |
971 | So you don't think the problem is in your head. | 1.3810 | 0.05387 | 126 | 86 | 32 | 8 |
972 | Obviously, you want to get something off your chest. | 1.3810 | 0.05948 | 126 | 91 | 22 | 13 |
973 | ...And you say the anxiety is crushing? | 1.3806 | 0.04780 | 155 | 105 | 41 | 9 |
974 | The first step is accepting you need to lose weight. | 1.3806 | 0.05280 | 155 | 111 | 29 | 15 |
975 | Why are you here Mr. Blake? | 1.3806 | 0.05380 | 134 | 93 | 31 | 10 |
976 | To say you have something to get off your chest is a bit of an understatement. | 1.3805 | 0.05666 | 113 | 77 | 29 | 7 |
977 | Now, I trust you'll be less casual with the word "literally". | 1.3804 | 0.04862 | 163 | 113 | 38 | 12 |
978 | And for how long have you imagined yourself a panini, Mr. Braxton? | 1.3803 | 0.05450 | 142 | 101 | 28 | 13 |
979 | No Mr. Jenkins, I assure you as your psychiatrist that I do not think the feeling of a giant weight bearing down on you is all in your head. | 1.3803 | 0.05263 | 142 | 99 | 32 | 11 |
980 | More cowbell? | 1.3803 | 0.05450 | 142 | 101 | 28 | 13 |
981 | Have you thought about less weight and more reps? | 1.3803 | 0.05450 | 142 | 101 | 28 | 13 |
982 | Okay, I get it. You're feeling depressed. | 1.3803 | 0.04970 | 142 | 96 | 38 | 8 |
983 | I prefer to use concrete metaphors with my patients. | 1.3802 | 0.05898 | 121 | 86 | 24 | 11 |
984 | Apparently you can keep a good man down. | 1.3802 | 0.05660 | 121 | 84 | 28 | 9 |
985 | When you said you "needed to get something off your chest," I expected something more ... figurative. | 1.3800 | 0.05065 | 150 | 104 | 35 | 11 |
986 | What do YOU feel is keeping you down? | 1.3800 | 0.05153 | 150 | 105 | 33 | 12 |
987 | You know and I know there's something you need to get off your chest. | 1.3798 | 0.05413 | 129 | 89 | 31 | 9 |
988 | This giant weight, do you see it in the room right now? | 1.3798 | 0.05524 | 129 | 90 | 29 | 10 |
989 | And what else do you want to get off your chest? | 1.3796 | 0.05397 | 137 | 96 | 30 | 11 |
990 | Believe me, it’ll be good to get this off your chest. | 1.3793 | 0.05542 | 145 | 105 | 25 | 15 |
991 | If you could wave a magic wand, what positive changes would you make happen in your life? | 1.3793 | 0.05455 | 145 | 104 | 27 | 14 |
992 | I think you’ll feel better, Mr. Jones, if you unburden yourself. | 1.3791 | 0.04819 | 153 | 104 | 40 | 9 |
993 | Let's start out by taking a deep breath, relaxing, and then telling me what you want to get off your chest. | 1.3790 | 0.05905 | 124 | 89 | 23 | 12 |
994 | ...and then I’ve got this weight problem. | 1.3790 | 0.05905 | 124 | 89 | 23 | 12 |
995 | Well at least we've gotten it off your shoulders. | 1.3788 | 0.05643 | 132 | 94 | 26 | 12 |
996 | No, I don’t think it’s a heart attack | 1.3788 | 0.05217 | 132 | 90 | 34 | 8 |
997 | I see you’ve put that weight back on | 1.3788 | 0.05434 | 132 | 92 | 30 | 10 |
998 | And now for the gravity vs. Viagra test. | 1.3788 | 0.05643 | 132 | 94 | 26 | 12 |
999 | I see. Still, I'd like to explore your relationship with your parents. | 1.3786 | 0.05313 | 140 | 98 | 31 | 11 |
1000 | Anyway, enough about my father. What did you say you were here for? | 1.3786 | 0.05503 | 140 | 100 | 27 | 13 |
1001 | Clearly, the problem is your mother. | 1.3786 | 0.05313 | 140 | 98 | 31 | 11 |
1002 | And then,after I got my hair done,I went to the market and bumped into Madge who told me Harley's gonna get surgery on his prostate,and I told her... | 1.3786 | 0.05313 | 140 | 98 | 31 | 11 |
1003 | I'm sorry, your insurance doesn't cover removal. | 1.3786 | 0.05596 | 140 | 101 | 25 | 14 |
1004 | Sorry. The first session doesn't usually get this heavy. | 1.3786 | 0.05313 | 140 | 98 | 31 | 11 |
1005 | This isn't psychology. It's simple physics. | 1.3786 | 0.05313 | 140 | 98 | 31 | 11 |
1006 | You know, you'd feel a lot better if you just got it off your chest. | 1.3784 | 0.05287 | 148 | 105 | 30 | 13 |
1007 | See? Farting cured! | 1.3784 | 0.05287 | 148 | 105 | 30 | 13 |
1008 | You seem a little depressed today. | 1.3784 | 0.05542 | 148 | 108 | 24 | 16 |
1009 | But how does it feel? More like kilograms or pounds? | 1.3782 | 0.05722 | 119 | 83 | 27 | 9 |
1010 | I know we normally discuss what is on your mind but today I thought we would explore other areas. | 1.3780 | 0.05469 | 127 | 88 | 30 | 9 |
1011 | You gotta lighten up, Frank. | 1.3780 | 0.05582 | 127 | 89 | 28 | 10 |
1012 | So... Tell me more about your mother. | 1.3778 | 0.05348 | 135 | 94 | 31 | 10 |
1013 | You really want to make this all about you | 1.3778 | 0.05450 | 135 | 95 | 29 | 11 |
1014 | So, you can’t seem to get out of bed in the morning? | 1.3776 | 0.05418 | 143 | 102 | 28 | 13 |
1015 | Honestly, my primary concern is how I'm going to get you out of here for my next appointment. | 1.3776 | 0.05233 | 143 | 100 | 32 | 11 |
1016 | I am not uncertain that you do, in fact, understand the gravity of your situation, Mr. Moskowitz. | 1.3776 | 0.05326 | 143 | 101 | 30 | 12 |
1017 | Good to hear you got that weight off you shoulders, but I think you've still got something on your chest. | 1.3776 | 0.05508 | 143 | 103 | 26 | 14 |
1018 | That writer's block is worse than I thought. | 1.3775 | 0.04768 | 151 | 102 | 41 | 8 |
1019 | Make yourself comfortable...we have a ton of stuff to cover. | 1.3775 | 0.05038 | 151 | 105 | 35 | 11 |
1020 | Now just relax and BE the cement. | 1.3772 | 0.05763 | 114 | 79 | 27 | 8 |
1021 | Stop exaggerating | 1.3770 | 0.05500 | 122 | 84 | 30 | 8 |
1022 | I would like to begin with the way you load the dishwasher. | 1.3769 | 0.05702 | 130 | 93 | 25 | 12 |
1023 | I don't typically treat this kind of depression with medication. | 1.3769 | 0.05702 | 130 | 93 | 25 | 12 |
1024 | What is it exactly you'd like to get off your chest? | 1.3769 | 0.05908 | 130 | 95 | 21 | 14 |
1025 | The Kundera therapy for the unbearable lightness of being. | 1.3769 | 0.05597 | 130 | 92 | 27 | 11 |
1026 | I'm not trying to understate the gravity of your situation. | 1.3768 | 0.04954 | 138 | 93 | 38 | 7 |
1027 | Doc, I'm self-conscious about my weight. | 1.3768 | 0.05558 | 138 | 99 | 26 | 13 |
1028 | Have you tried using a conventional iron and an ironing board? | 1.3768 | 0.05364 | 138 | 97 | 30 | 11 |
1029 | Carrying extra weight can be a factor in depression... | 1.3768 | 0.05060 | 138 | 94 | 36 | 8 |
1030 | I only promised to to ease your mind. | 1.3767 | 0.05424 | 146 | 105 | 27 | 14 |
1031 | I think you're being a little dramatic, Paul. | 1.3767 | 0.05156 | 146 | 102 | 33 | 11 |
1032 | We were talking last time about the incredible lightness of being. | 1.3767 | 0.05424 | 146 | 105 | 27 | 14 |
1033 | It seems you want to get something off your chest. | 1.3767 | 0.04969 | 146 | 100 | 37 | 9 |
1034 | You look depressed. | 1.3766 | 0.05053 | 154 | 108 | 34 | 12 |
1035 | Is there something you wanted to get off of your chest? | 1.3765 | 0.05003 | 170 | 122 | 32 | 16 |
1036 | Well, the weight is clearly off your shoulders, so I’d say we’re making progress. | 1.3761 | 0.05913 | 117 | 83 | 24 | 10 |
1037 | I never thought my weight would become an issue. | 1.3761 | 0.05913 | 117 | 83 | 24 | 10 |
1038 | Have you considered taking less Viagra? | 1.3760 | 0.06187 | 125 | 93 | 17 | 15 |
1039 | Welcome to Flatiron Therapy! | 1.3760 | 0.05755 | 125 | 89 | 25 | 11 |
1040 | When you called I thought it was just an idiom. | 1.3760 | 0.05975 | 125 | 91 | 21 | 13 |
1041 | I have a feeling that there’s something you’d like to get off your chest. | 1.3759 | 0.05505 | 133 | 94 | 28 | 11 |
1042 | So what I hear you saying is that you feel like you're under a lot of pressure right now | 1.3759 | 0.05087 | 141 | 97 | 35 | 9 |
1043 | Well, at least you don’t snore any more. | 1.3759 | 0.05562 | 141 | 102 | 25 | 14 |
1044 | Stop complaining. You know, you're lucky to be alive. | 1.3759 | 0.05282 | 141 | 99 | 31 | 11 |
1045 | That's why you're here - to get things off your chest. | 1.3759 | 0.05087 | 141 | 97 | 35 | 9 |
1046 | Honestly, your ex is not the biggest thing weighing you down right now. | 1.3750 | 0.05517 | 136 | 97 | 27 | 12 |
1047 | Now feel your body sinking into the couch. | 1.3750 | 0.05203 | 128 | 87 | 34 | 7 |
1048 | Finally! We’re really getting to something concrete here. | 1.3750 | 0.05966 | 112 | 79 | 24 | 9 |
1049 | So I guess this is your way of telling me that we're not having sex tonight. | 1.3750 | 0.05805 | 120 | 85 | 25 | 10 |
1050 | Perhaps we can begin by acknowledging the dumbbell in the room. | 1.3750 | 0.05011 | 152 | 106 | 35 | 11 |
1051 | I’ll make this quick. I know you’re pressed for time. | 1.3750 | 0.05315 | 136 | 95 | 31 | 10 |
1052 | I’m just under a lot of pressure right now. | 1.3750 | 0.05387 | 144 | 103 | 28 | 13 |
1053 | We have found this treatment very successful for Viagra overdosing. | 1.3750 | 0.05203 | 144 | 101 | 32 | 11 |
1054 | The Unbearable Weightiness of Being | 1.3750 | 0.05805 | 136 | 100 | 21 | 15 |
1055 | How do your petty little problems compare now? | 1.3750 | 0.05347 | 152 | 110 | 27 | 15 |
1056 | Sometimes an anvil is just an anvil. | 1.3750 | 0.05320 | 128 | 88 | 32 | 8 |
1057 | Before we start, take a deep breath. | 1.3750 | 0.05097 | 152 | 107 | 33 | 12 |
1058 | If you can get this off your chest, you can get anything off your chest | 1.3741 | 0.05306 | 147 | 105 | 29 | 13 |
1059 | Our time is up. Let's talk more about this pressure you're feeling next week. | 1.3741 | 0.05393 | 147 | 106 | 27 | 14 |
1060 | I charge double for bad metaphors. | 1.3741 | 0.05127 | 147 | 103 | 33 | 11 |
1061 | Now that we've lifted the weight from your shoulders, is there anything you want to get off your chest? | 1.3741 | 0.05133 | 139 | 96 | 34 | 9 |
1062 | We've had great success with this form of therapy. People, without exception, say that they feel huge relief when they walk out after just one of these sessions. | 1.3741 | 0.05618 | 139 | 101 | 24 | 14 |
1063 | Now that we finally got the elephant out of the room, I can see the problem | 1.3740 | 0.05455 | 131 | 92 | 29 | 10 |
1064 | It's not the weight of the world on you, it's just a weight. | 1.3740 | 0.05455 | 131 | 92 | 29 | 10 |
1065 | What does your gut tell you? | 1.3740 | 0.05584 | 123 | 86 | 28 | 9 |
1066 | I can't say I have a ton of problems, but a ton is surely one of them. | 1.3740 | 0.05818 | 123 | 88 | 24 | 11 |
1067 | Weight . . . Weight . . . Don’t tell me! | 1.3739 | 0.06232 | 115 | 84 | 19 | 12 |
1068 | Maybe we should go to twice a week.” | 1.3733 | 0.05228 | 150 | 107 | 30 | 13 |
1069 | Well this is a real ball buster. | 1.3732 | 0.05438 | 142 | 102 | 27 | 13 |
1070 | Has it occurred to you that perhaps it’s just your imagination | 1.3732 | 0.04958 | 142 | 97 | 37 | 8 |
1071 | Is there something you'd like to get off your chest? | 1.3731 | 0.05471 | 134 | 95 | 28 | 11 |
1072 | A common side effect is weight gain. | 1.3731 | 0.05367 | 134 | 94 | 30 | 10 |
1073 | Karl, I think u put too much pressure on yourself. | 1.3731 | 0.05471 | 134 | 95 | 28 | 11 |
1074 | Gerald, You need to get this off your chest before it kills you... | 1.3731 | 0.05573 | 134 | 96 | 26 | 12 |
1075 | How do YOU think your obsession with getting into the Guinness Book of World Records is impacting your life? | 1.3730 | 0.05716 | 126 | 90 | 25 | 11 |
1076 | Don't you think it's time to move on from your first crush? | 1.3730 | 0.05826 | 126 | 91 | 23 | 12 |
1077 | I understand you’re here because you’re having a little problem with your weight! | 1.3730 | 0.05490 | 126 | 88 | 29 | 9 |
1078 | Do you think perhaps you take things a bit too literally? | 1.3730 | 0.05826 | 126 | 91 | 23 | 12 |
1079 | I'm going to refer you to a weight-loss therapist. | 1.3729 | 0.05993 | 118 | 85 | 22 | 11 |
1080 | Is it possible this is pressure you put upon yourself? | 1.3725 | 0.04984 | 153 | 107 | 35 | 11 |
1081 | When you said you set aside a block for me I thought you meant time. | 1.3725 | 0.04897 | 153 | 106 | 37 | 10 |
1082 | Have you thought about more reps and less weight? | 1.3724 | 0.05080 | 145 | 101 | 34 | 10 |
1083 | I hate the color of our ceiling. | 1.3724 | 0.05080 | 145 | 101 | 34 | 10 |
1084 | Now, are you or are you not going to mother's for Christmas? | 1.3724 | 0.05356 | 145 | 104 | 28 | 13 |
1085 | I am more of a "squash" than a shrink | 1.3723 | 0.05181 | 137 | 95 | 33 | 9 |
1086 | Most therapists will tell you there are no right or wrong answers. You'll find I do things differently. | 1.3719 | 0.06225 | 121 | 90 | 17 | 14 |
1087 | Boners happen; there's nothing to be ashamed of. | 1.3716 | 0.05531 | 148 | 109 | 23 | 16 |
1088 | From what you're telling me, you've been under a lot of pressure lately. | 1.3716 | 0.05099 | 148 | 104 | 33 | 11 |
1089 | Perhaps your chest pains aren’t psychosomatic. | 1.3714 | 0.05203 | 140 | 98 | 32 | 10 |
1090 | You look like you need to get something off your chest. | 1.3714 | 0.05301 | 140 | 99 | 30 | 11 |
1091 | Why is it hard for you to get up in the morning? | 1.3712 | 0.05421 | 132 | 93 | 29 | 10 |
1092 | I noticed you said "being crushed" three times. Let's explore that... | 1.3712 | 0.05832 | 132 | 97 | 21 | 14 |
1093 | Not so fast Mr. Spinker, if you’ll recall you entered therapy complaining of your unbearable lightness of being. | 1.3712 | 0.05832 | 132 | 97 | 21 | 14 |
1094 | Why don’t we work on your catastrophizing? | 1.3712 | 0.05526 | 132 | 94 | 27 | 11 |
1095 | First, I want you to just let yourself breathe. | 1.3711 | 0.04932 | 159 | 112 | 35 | 12 |
1096 | Yes, life is full of crushing disappointments. | 1.3711 | 0.04851 | 159 | 111 | 37 | 11 |
1097 | Now, tell me, what's on your mind? | 1.3711 | 0.05320 | 159 | 117 | 25 | 17 |
1098 | I suspect you have something to get off your chest, Mr. Jones. | 1.3710 | 0.05306 | 124 | 85 | 32 | 7 |
1099 | Getting it off your mind, though, is progress. | 1.3710 | 0.05891 | 124 | 90 | 22 | 12 |
1100 | Now breathe. | 1.3710 | 0.05306 | 124 | 85 | 32 | 7 |
1101 | Now, we can finally have a conversation. | 1.3709 | 0.05199 | 151 | 108 | 30 | 13 |
1102 | Let's hold here until next week. | 1.3707 | 0.05411 | 116 | 79 | 31 | 6 |
1103 | Let's see... you say you have difficulty breathing? | 1.3706 | 0.04930 | 143 | 98 | 37 | 8 |
1104 | Sounds like progress. We've gotten the weight off your shoulders. | 1.3706 | 0.05315 | 143 | 102 | 29 | 12 |
1105 | I’m quite encouraged by our progress in managing your flight-or-fight responses. | 1.3706 | 0.05407 | 143 | 103 | 27 | 13 |
1106 | Well, I have a few things to get off my chest too! | 1.3706 | 0.05126 | 143 | 100 | 33 | 10 |
1107 | At least it's off your shoulders. | 1.3704 | 0.05123 | 135 | 93 | 34 | 8 |
1108 | In order to heal, first you have to hurt. | 1.3704 | 0.05123 | 135 | 93 | 34 | 8 |
1109 | I don’t think I can help you. I only handle metaphors. | 1.3704 | 0.05734 | 135 | 99 | 22 | 14 |
1110 | And how would you describe this heaviness you're feeling? | 1.3701 | 0.05220 | 127 | 87 | 33 | 7 |
1111 | Yeah, yeah, yeah...blah blah blah, weight of the world! | 1.3699 | 0.05144 | 146 | 103 | 32 | 11 |
1112 | Have you ever considered the possibility that your problem is psychosomatic. | 1.3699 | 0.04861 | 146 | 100 | 38 | 8 |
1113 | It only hurts when I laugh | 1.3699 | 0.04861 | 146 | 100 | 38 | 8 |
1114 | Look at the bright side—you told me last week that no one ever had a crush on you! | 1.3699 | 0.05235 | 146 | 104 | 30 | 12 |
1115 | I wouldn't call it "baggage", as that typically has wheels. | 1.3697 | 0.05184 | 119 | 80 | 34 | 5 |
1116 | Why do you think people say you're too literal? | 1.3696 | 0.04941 | 138 | 94 | 37 | 7 |
1117 | Our hour's up. | 1.3696 | 0.05546 | 138 | 100 | 25 | 13 |
1118 | Let's start. Is there anything you want to get off your chest? | 1.3696 | 0.05450 | 138 | 99 | 27 | 12 |
1119 | I think you'll feel better if you get it off your chest. | 1.3696 | 0.05450 | 138 | 99 | 27 | 12 |
1120 | Raise your arm if you feel too much pressure. | 1.3694 | 0.04890 | 157 | 110 | 36 | 11 |
1121 | Look at the bright side! It could be on your mind. | 1.3694 | 0.04806 | 157 | 109 | 38 | 10 |
1122 | Sometimes a giant weight crushing your chest is just a giant weight crushing your chest. | 1.3694 | 0.05419 | 111 | 75 | 31 | 5 |
1123 | Mr. Parker: All metaphors aside, do you think that this heavy, burdened feeling you have could just be a large, heavy object on your chest, and nothing more than that? | 1.3694 | 0.06517 | 111 | 83 | 15 | 13 |
1124 | Well, at least you were able to get the load off your mind. | 1.3692 | 0.05475 | 130 | 92 | 28 | 10 |
1125 | I've been meaning to get this off my chest | 1.3692 | 0.05475 | 130 | 92 | 28 | 10 |
1126 | Let's start with your father. What can you tell me about Atlas Sr.? | 1.3692 | 0.05583 | 130 | 93 | 26 | 11 |
1127 | And what do you think it is that's making you feel like you're under a crushing weight? | 1.3691 | 0.05332 | 149 | 108 | 27 | 14 |
1128 | Do you need to get anything off your chest before we dive into this session? | 1.3689 | 0.05843 | 122 | 88 | 23 | 11 |
1129 | Looks like you need tons of help." | 1.3689 | 0.05607 | 122 | 86 | 27 | 9 |
1130 | You have to Want to take the weight off! | 1.3689 | 0.05232 | 122 | 83 | 33 | 6 |
1131 | I'd like to refer you to a pragmatist. | 1.3688 | 0.05173 | 141 | 99 | 32 | 10 |
1132 | Something you need to get off your chest? | 1.3688 | 0.04870 | 141 | 96 | 38 | 7 |
1133 | Just pretend it's a ton of feathers. | 1.3687 | 0.04826 | 160 | 112 | 37 | 11 |
1134 | I see you're watching your weight. | 1.3684 | 0.05086 | 152 | 108 | 32 | 12 |
1135 | Yes, I understand. It’s heavy. But it’s working, isn’t it? You haven’t mentioned your ex-wife once this session. | 1.3684 | 0.05746 | 114 | 80 | 26 | 8 |
1136 | Usually when I say this, it's a metaphor... | 1.3684 | 0.05171 | 133 | 92 | 33 | 8 |
1137 | Rats. There goes the smoke alarm. | 1.3684 | 0.05988 | 133 | 100 | 17 | 16 |
1138 | My innovative approach guarantees that you'll feel immediately lighter after each session. | 1.3684 | 0.05280 | 133 | 93 | 31 | 9 |
1139 | Mr. Zlotnik, you do know that there may be reasons, other than psychological for your difficulty getting up in the morning. | 1.3684 | 0.05879 | 114 | 81 | 24 | 9 |
1140 | No Jerry, THIS is what a period feels like. | 1.3681 | 0.05465 | 144 | 105 | 25 | 14 |
1141 | Imagine you're flying... | 1.3681 | 0.05097 | 144 | 101 | 33 | 10 |
1142 | Doc, I gotta get something off my chest... | 1.3681 | 0.05465 | 144 | 105 | 25 | 14 |
1143 | Oh stop! Let me tell about the pressure of being a modern-day woman. | 1.3681 | 0.05465 | 144 | 105 | 25 | 14 |
1144 | This should help release the gas. | 1.3681 | 0.05191 | 144 | 102 | 31 | 11 |
1145 | It used to be a chip on my shoulder | 1.3680 | 0.05740 | 125 | 90 | 24 | 11 |
1146 | I don't quite understand how you feel. Try a metaphor. | 1.3680 | 0.06173 | 125 | 94 | 16 | 15 |
1147 | Well, I would say the same way you got it on. | 1.3680 | 0.05511 | 125 | 88 | 28 | 9 |
1148 | I haven't seen you in a while, but have you put on some weight? | 1.3677 | 0.04669 | 155 | 106 | 41 | 8 |
1149 | . . . and how does that make you feel? | 1.3677 | 0.05260 | 155 | 113 | 27 | 15 |
1150 | What do YOU think it means? | 1.3676 | 0.05602 | 136 | 99 | 24 | 13 |
1151 | Let’s focus on the long term for a minute | 1.3676 | 0.05504 | 136 | 98 | 26 | 12 |
1152 | Looks like there's something you need to get off your chest | 1.3673 | 0.05206 | 147 | 105 | 30 | 12 |
1153 | Weight, Weight, don't tell me! | 1.3673 | 0.05718 | 147 | 111 | 18 | 18 |
1154 | Let's review your stressors. | 1.3672 | 0.05187 | 128 | 88 | 33 | 7 |
1155 | I think we should consider changing your medication. | 1.3672 | 0.05187 | 128 | 88 | 33 | 7 |
1156 | At least it is not weighing heavily on your mind. | 1.3672 | 0.05642 | 128 | 92 | 25 | 11 |
1157 | I now understand what you meant when you said that you were having trouble getting out of bed in the morning | 1.3670 | 0.05779 | 109 | 76 | 26 | 7 |
1158 | Visualize your pain" was more of an mental exercise. Will your friend with the fork lift be able to return before my 2:00 | 1.3669 | 0.05221 | 139 | 98 | 31 | 10 |
1159 | Yes Joe,I can see that you've got a ton of problems. | 1.3669 | 0.05017 | 139 | 96 | 35 | 8 |
1160 | I know you hate to ask for help, John, but sooner or later you're going to need to use the john. | 1.3669 | 0.05221 | 139 | 98 | 31 | 10 |
1161 | C'mon Oscar, get it off your chest. I have another patient in 20 minutes. | 1.3669 | 0.05120 | 139 | 97 | 33 | 9 |
1162 | Yes, I agree there's a lot holding you down right now. | 1.3669 | 0.05120 | 139 | 97 | 33 | 9 |
1163 | Now can we talk about how it got there | 1.3669 | 0.04912 | 139 | 95 | 37 | 7 |
1164 | No Mr. Armstrong, it's not a figment of your imagination, I'm seeing it too! | 1.3667 | 0.05131 | 150 | 107 | 31 | 12 |
1165 | Are you ready to go to my Mother's yet? | 1.3667 | 0.06027 | 120 | 88 | 20 | 12 |
1166 | Crushing feeling? How, exactly? | 1.3667 | 0.04578 | 150 | 101 | 43 | 6 |
1167 | I can tell there is something you want to get off your chest. | 1.3665 | 0.04960 | 161 | 115 | 33 | 13 |
1168 | I'm beginning to think that your problem really isn't anxiety. | 1.3664 | 0.05441 | 131 | 93 | 28 | 10 |
1169 | You asked for more cowbell. | 1.3664 | 0.05653 | 131 | 95 | 24 | 12 |
1170 | Before we get into the heavy stuff, let's talk about how your week has been. | 1.3664 | 0.05441 | 131 | 93 | 28 | 10 |
1171 | I feel there's something you'd like to get off your chest. | 1.3664 | 0.05332 | 131 | 92 | 30 | 9 |
1172 | For God's sake...stop blaming this on your mother! | 1.3664 | 0.05653 | 131 | 95 | 24 | 12 |
1173 | The keyword in my email was "imagine" your problems. | 1.3662 | 0.05426 | 142 | 103 | 26 | 13 |
1174 | So, any changes since last week? | 1.3662 | 0.05239 | 142 | 101 | 30 | 11 |
1175 | Some people recommend a weighted blanket, but you'll find my method completely eliminates restless leg syndrome. | 1.3662 | 0.05045 | 142 | 99 | 34 | 9 |
1176 | On the positive side, we're not on Jupiter. | 1.3662 | 0.05426 | 142 | 103 | 26 | 13 |
1177 | Tell me more about the pressure you've been under. | 1.3662 | 0.05426 | 142 | 103 | 26 | 13 |
1178 | Why do YOU think it feels like a huge weight on your chest? | 1.3660 | 0.05058 | 153 | 109 | 32 | 12 |
1179 | Would you prefer the room with the elephant? | 1.3659 | 0.05917 | 123 | 90 | 21 | 12 |
1180 | Have you considered that this might not be a figment of your imagination? | 1.3659 | 0.05569 | 123 | 87 | 27 | 9 |
1181 | ...anything you want to get off your chest? | 1.3659 | 0.05192 | 164 | 121 | 26 | 17 |
1182 | There are better ways to stop thinking about women all the time. | 1.3657 | 0.05140 | 134 | 93 | 33 | 8 |
1183 | Another option would be to buy permanent press. | 1.3657 | 0.05029 | 134 | 92 | 35 | 7 |
1184 | I sense a heaviness about you today. | 1.3655 | 0.05068 | 145 | 102 | 33 | 10 |
1185 | It’s definitely not a metaphor. | 1.3651 | 0.05357 | 126 | 88 | 30 | 8 |
1186 | Yours is the most serious case of sexual repression I've seen. | 1.3651 | 0.05702 | 126 | 91 | 24 | 11 |
1187 | On the plus side, at least the weight of the world is evenly distributed and not resting solely on your shoulders. | 1.3651 | 0.05475 | 126 | 89 | 28 | 9 |
1188 | I’m trying to think of the right metaphor for what your problem seems to be. | 1.3651 | 0.05589 | 126 | 90 | 26 | 10 |
1189 | I can tell you feel weighed down by your responsibilities, but you shouldn’t just take it lying down. | 1.3650 | 0.05270 | 137 | 97 | 30 | 10 |
1190 | So you say you have trouble getting erections. Tell me more about that. | 1.3650 | 0.05567 | 137 | 100 | 24 | 13 |
1191 | It's supposed to be on your shoulders" | 1.3650 | 0.05063 | 137 | 95 | 34 | 8 |
1192 | In a couple of minutes, you will walk out of here, feeling that a huge weight has been lifted off your chest. | 1.3650 | 0.04955 | 137 | 94 | 36 | 7 |
1193 | I can't believe I get to use my "Get it off your chest." opener. | 1.3649 | 0.04903 | 148 | 103 | 36 | 9 |
1194 | Well that's about all the time we have for today | 1.3649 | 0.05176 | 148 | 106 | 30 | 12 |
1195 | Let's try it again. "I am a smart, attractive man. I am not a panini." | 1.3649 | 0.05436 | 148 | 109 | 24 | 15 |
1196 | I think a laxative would work better. | 1.3649 | 0.05176 | 148 | 106 | 30 | 12 |
1197 | Can you describe the pressure? | 1.3645 | 0.06142 | 107 | 77 | 21 | 9 |
1198 | No, literally. | 1.3645 | 0.06423 | 107 | 79 | 17 | 11 |
1199 | Tell me about this pressure you’re feeling” | 1.3644 | 0.05602 | 118 | 83 | 27 | 8 |
1200 | I can sense that there’s something you’d like to get off your chest. | 1.3643 | 0.05155 | 129 | 89 | 33 | 7 |
1201 | So you pulled into Nazareth, feelin' 'bout half past dead. Then what? | 1.3643 | 0.05496 | 129 | 92 | 27 | 10 |
1202 | I think it's in your best interest to lose some weight. | 1.3643 | 0.05271 | 129 | 90 | 31 | 8 |
1203 | Now close your eyes and take a deep breath. | 1.3643 | 0.05496 | 129 | 92 | 27 | 10 |
1204 | Sorry, I can’t remove it. I support Freedom of the Press. | 1.3643 | 0.05712 | 129 | 94 | 23 | 12 |
1205 | You shouldn't let a little thing like that hold you down. | 1.3642 | 0.05102 | 151 | 108 | 31 | 12 |
1206 | I've been feeling a little bit depressed lately | 1.3642 | 0.05273 | 151 | 110 | 27 | 14 |
1207 | I'd wager that weight in your chest has nothing to do with your mother. | 1.3642 | 0.04926 | 151 | 106 | 35 | 10 |
1208 | I charge $3.89 a pound. | 1.3636 | 0.05616 | 132 | 96 | 24 | 12 |
1209 | This 'heaviness' you talk about... just remember it's all in your head. | 1.3636 | 0.05512 | 132 | 95 | 26 | 11 |
1210 | Let’s try expressing that in kilograms. | 1.3636 | 0.04513 | 176 | 123 | 42 | 11 |
1211 | ....actually I was speaking figuratively | 1.3636 | 0.05574 | 143 | 106 | 22 | 15 |
1212 | 16 tons? What do you get? Another day older and deeper in depth. | 1.3636 | 0.05819 | 132 | 98 | 20 | 14 |
1213 | The elephant is on vacation. | 1.3636 | 0.05298 | 132 | 93 | 30 | 9 |
1214 | Let's talk about your weight problem. | 1.3636 | 0.04859 | 154 | 108 | 36 | 10 |
1215 | Unfortunately, I'm mostly trained to deal with metaphorical weights. | 1.3636 | 0.04946 | 154 | 109 | 34 | 11 |
1216 | Have you been under any pressure lately? | 1.3636 | 0.05209 | 143 | 102 | 30 | 11 |
1217 | Remember that you are here to unburden yourself. | 1.3636 | 0.05302 | 143 | 103 | 28 | 12 |
1218 | Would it hurt you to lighten up? | 1.3630 | 0.05132 | 146 | 104 | 31 | 11 |
1219 | I’m beginning to doubt its psychosomatic | 1.3630 | 0.05039 | 146 | 103 | 33 | 10 |
1220 | I can't seem to control my weight. | 1.3630 | 0.05039 | 146 | 103 | 33 | 10 |
1221 | Please hold your breath as we take this mannogram. | 1.3630 | 0.05321 | 135 | 96 | 29 | 10 |
1222 | Would you say that you put a lot of pressure on yourself? | 1.3629 | 0.05412 | 124 | 87 | 29 | 8 |
1223 | When we’re done with this, can we move on to the chip on my shoulder? | 1.3629 | 0.05649 | 124 | 89 | 25 | 10 |
1224 | Last week you had the weight of the world on your shoulders. I think you're close to a breakthrough. | 1.3629 | 0.05164 | 124 | 85 | 33 | 6 |
1225 | So, any pressing issues this week? | 1.3628 | 0.05488 | 113 | 78 | 29 | 6 |
1226 | Well, we can up your meds...and see if that helps... | 1.3624 | 0.04968 | 149 | 105 | 34 | 10 |
1227 | Are you sure you wouldn't prefer the 'deluxe' hot stone treatment package? | 1.3623 | 0.05137 | 138 | 97 | 32 | 9 |
1228 | Don’t hold back. Tell me what’s on your chest.” | 1.3623 | 0.05437 | 138 | 100 | 26 | 12 |
1229 | I know you are under a lot of pressure. | 1.3623 | 0.05137 | 138 | 97 | 32 | 9 |
1230 | Lie perfectly still. | 1.3623 | 0.05437 | 138 | 100 | 26 | 12 |
1231 | I think you've taken too much on. | 1.3622 | 0.05323 | 127 | 89 | 30 | 8 |
1232 | So, Jim, how does that make you feel? | 1.3622 | 0.05439 | 127 | 90 | 28 | 9 |
1233 | Got anything your care to get off your chest? | 1.3622 | 0.05439 | 127 | 90 | 28 | 9 |
1234 | Call me crazy but I think I know what your problem is. | 1.3622 | 0.05553 | 127 | 91 | 26 | 10 |
1235 | I feel like you have something you need to get off your chest. | 1.3622 | 0.05773 | 127 | 93 | 22 | 12 |
1236 | I see... And you've been carrying this for how long? | 1.3621 | 0.06048 | 116 | 85 | 20 | 11 |
1237 | It seems like there is a lot you’d like to get off your chest. | 1.3621 | 0.05393 | 116 | 80 | 30 | 6 |
1238 | Now, Mr. Peters, there'll be no more leaving early. | 1.3618 | 0.05159 | 152 | 110 | 29 | 13 |
1239 | All in all,I preferred the elephant. | 1.3617 | 0.05160 | 141 | 100 | 31 | 10 |
1240 | What happens when you stand up? | 1.3617 | 0.05160 | 141 | 100 | 31 | 10 |
1241 | Looks like you need help getting something off your chest. | 1.3617 | 0.05352 | 141 | 102 | 27 | 12 |
1242 | I always thought it was a silly metaphor. | 1.3615 | 0.05569 | 130 | 94 | 25 | 11 |
1243 | It might be easier to do it metaphorically first. | 1.3615 | 0.05238 | 130 | 91 | 31 | 8 |
1244 | Do you have something you need to get off your chest? | 1.3615 | 0.05675 | 130 | 95 | 23 | 12 |
1245 | It may very well be psychosomatic. | 1.3615 | 0.05569 | 130 | 94 | 25 | 11 |
1246 | Trust your gut. | 1.3615 | 0.05123 | 130 | 90 | 33 | 7 |
1247 | America: November 9, 2016 | 1.3615 | 0.05675 | 130 | 95 | 23 | 12 |
1248 | Try just focusing on your breath. | 1.3613 | 0.05935 | 119 | 87 | 21 | 11 |
1249 | I guess you'll just have to wet your pants. | 1.3613 | 0.05406 | 155 | 116 | 22 | 17 |
1250 | Clients report this new therapy has them consistently leaving session feeling lighter, less burdened, with minimal bruising... | 1.3611 | 0.04987 | 144 | 101 | 34 | 9 |
1251 | Try to visualize the weight as a balloon filled with helium... drifting up and up into the sky as it crushes you to death. | 1.3609 | 0.05581 | 133 | 97 | 24 | 12 |
1252 | I told you last week, Gene: you don't need me. You need a crane. | 1.3609 | 0.05156 | 133 | 93 | 32 | 8 |
1253 | This is progress. When you first started seeing me, the weight of the world was on your shoulders. | 1.3608 | 0.05017 | 158 | 114 | 31 | 13 |
1254 | I said take a load off. | 1.3607 | 0.05214 | 122 | 84 | 32 | 6 |
1255 | You needn't keep reminding me that you're under a ton of pressure. | 1.3605 | 0.05370 | 147 | 108 | 25 | 14 |
1256 | When we spoke on the phone, I thought it was just an analogy. | 1.3605 | 0.04917 | 147 | 103 | 35 | 9 |
1257 | I think we can both agree you are fully aware of the pressure you're under due to the gravity of the matter. | 1.3605 | 0.05011 | 147 | 104 | 33 | 10 |
1258 | If the floating continues, we’ll just add more weight | 1.3605 | 0.05541 | 147 | 110 | 21 | 16 |
1259 | I know it’s unethical, but I have a huge crush on you. | 1.3605 | 0.05103 | 147 | 105 | 31 | 11 |
1260 | Is that the only way you can keep it down? | 1.3603 | 0.05390 | 136 | 98 | 27 | 11 |
1261 | You look like you've got something you want to get off your chest. | 1.3603 | 0.05490 | 136 | 99 | 25 | 12 |
1262 | Of course it’s not real, it’s a metaphor. | 1.3603 | 0.05288 | 136 | 97 | 29 | 10 |
1263 | Okay,putting aside the "crushing weight on your chest" for a moment,what else are you feeling? | 1.3603 | 0.05184 | 136 | 96 | 31 | 9 |
1264 | Well. At least that’s a load off your mind.. | 1.3603 | 0.05078 | 136 | 95 | 33 | 8 |
1265 | 0h? I thought you said “wait” | 1.3603 | 0.05685 | 136 | 101 | 21 | 14 |
1266 | It's usually just a metaphor. | 1.3603 | 0.05184 | 136 | 96 | 31 | 9 |
1267 | Well yes, technically it is a ‘white mans’ burden. | 1.3603 | 0.05078 | 136 | 95 | 33 | 8 |
1268 | So you mentioned on the phone that something's been weighing on you. | 1.3602 | 0.04540 | 161 | 111 | 42 | 8 |
1269 | Tell me in concrete terms what exactly is bothering you | 1.3600 | 0.05611 | 125 | 90 | 25 | 10 |
1270 | Exactly what kind of high school crush are we talking about here? | 1.3600 | 0.05031 | 150 | 107 | 32 | 11 |
1271 | So the emotional weight you speak of, would you describe it as an almost trapezoidal slab of iron? | 1.3600 | 0.05031 | 150 | 107 | 32 | 11 |
1272 | And this has been weighing heavily on you? | 1.3600 | 0.05611 | 125 | 90 | 25 | 10 |
1273 | So, there's something you want to get off your chest. | 1.3600 | 0.05119 | 150 | 108 | 30 | 12 |
1274 | Weight weight, don't tell me. You want to get something off of your chest. | 1.3597 | 0.05404 | 139 | 101 | 26 | 12 |
1275 | Do you ever think you’re the one putting all this pressure on yourself? | 1.3597 | 0.05306 | 139 | 100 | 28 | 11 |
1276 | This is not what I meant by a weighty discussion | 1.3597 | 0.05207 | 139 | 99 | 30 | 10 |
1277 | And you think that's all that's holding holding you down? | 1.3594 | 0.05404 | 128 | 91 | 28 | 9 |
1278 | There's something I need to get off my chest. | 1.3594 | 0.05516 | 128 | 92 | 26 | 10 |
1279 | I know this diagnosis is scary, but plenty of anvil-ids live happy and fulfilling lives. | 1.3594 | 0.05516 | 128 | 92 | 26 | 10 |
1280 | Ok, great. Now that we have made the subconscious conscious, successful therapy simply hinges on finding the right heavy industrial equipment. | 1.3592 | 0.05031 | 142 | 100 | 33 | 9 |
1281 | I see, and how does that make you feel ? | 1.3590 | 0.05624 | 117 | 83 | 26 | 8 |
1282 | Do you need to get something off your chest? | 1.3590 | 0.05491 | 117 | 82 | 28 | 7 |
1283 | It was meant as a metaphor. | 1.3590 | 0.05491 | 117 | 82 | 28 | 7 |
1284 | Just spitballing here.... have you tried lifting it? | 1.3588 | 0.05426 | 131 | 94 | 27 | 10 |
1285 | Your weight problem though real, is self-imposed. | 1.3588 | 0.05533 | 131 | 95 | 25 | 11 |
1286 | Sometimes I have trouble even getting up in the morning, Doc. | 1.3588 | 0.05426 | 131 | 94 | 27 | 10 |
1287 | I think your efforts to make the unconscious conscious have finally taken hold, Mr. Finley. | 1.3588 | 0.05317 | 131 | 93 | 29 | 9 |
1288 | I said, that's all the time we have for today. | 1.3586 | 0.05241 | 145 | 105 | 28 | 12 |
1289 | Talking about it helps get it off your chest. | 1.3586 | 0.05055 | 145 | 103 | 32 | 10 |
1290 | I sense you have something you want to get off your chest. | 1.3585 | 0.04910 | 159 | 114 | 33 | 12 |
1291 | Look, I'll be honest with you. This looks like more of a construction issue. | 1.3582 | 0.05339 | 134 | 96 | 28 | 10 |
1292 | The good news is that there are other ways to address hyperactivity. | 1.3582 | 0.05443 | 134 | 97 | 26 | 11 |
1293 | ...and yet, I still feel it's guilt that's keeping you down. | 1.3582 | 0.05125 | 134 | 94 | 32 | 8 |
1294 | I don't think your problem is psychological | 1.3582 | 0.05339 | 134 | 96 | 28 | 10 |
1295 | Now, what's this pressing issue that required an emergency session? | 1.3582 | 0.05125 | 134 | 94 | 32 | 8 |
1296 | So, about the voices in your head... | 1.3581 | 0.04890 | 148 | 104 | 35 | 9 |
1297 | It still seems to me you’re suppressing something. | 1.3581 | 0.05164 | 148 | 107 | 29 | 12 |
1298 | Be glad it's not your sinuses. | 1.3581 | 0.05164 | 148 | 107 | 29 | 12 |
1299 | I meant it as a metaphor. | 1.3578 | 0.05610 | 109 | 76 | 27 | 6 |
1300 | Your father carried a three-thousand-pound weight. His father carried a three-thousand-pound weight. It doesn't mean you have to. | 1.3577 | 0.05552 | 123 | 88 | 26 | 9 |
1301 | You need to accept that this is not your burden to carry. | 1.3577 | 0.04830 | 137 | 94 | 37 | 6 |
1302 | I just feel like you haven’t given the anti-depressants enough time to work. | 1.3577 | 0.05256 | 137 | 98 | 29 | 10 |
1303 | So you're feeling depressed? | 1.3577 | 0.05650 | 137 | 102 | 21 | 14 |
1304 | It may be your dream of being trapped under an enormous weight was not symbolic. | 1.3577 | 0.05357 | 137 | 99 | 27 | 11 |
1305 | Have you tried deep breathing? | 1.3577 | 0.05153 | 137 | 97 | 31 | 9 |
1306 | What really baffles me is how you got that through the door to my office. | 1.3577 | 0.05153 | 137 | 97 | 31 | 9 |
1307 | As a matter of fact there is something I'd like to get off my chest.... | 1.3576 | 0.05176 | 151 | 110 | 28 | 13 |
1308 | When Dr. Shenkman asked Sal a third time to describe the weight he felt bearing down on him, he knew he’d gone to the wrong therapist. | 1.3571 | 0.05176 | 140 | 100 | 30 | 10 |
1309 | I feel nothing. | 1.3571 | 0.05459 | 126 | 90 | 27 | 9 |
1310 | Tell me more about your relationship with your mother | 1.3571 | 0.05076 | 140 | 99 | 32 | 9 |
1311 | Not until you pay me for your last visit. | 1.3571 | 0.05076 | 140 | 99 | 32 | 9 |
1312 | I gather you have a lot to get off your chest. | 1.3571 | 0.05906 | 126 | 94 | 19 | 13 |
1313 | So, you say you're feeling a little more pressure these days? | 1.3571 | 0.04869 | 140 | 97 | 36 | 7 |
1314 | Tell me more about your panini fetish | 1.3571 | 0.04934 | 154 | 110 | 33 | 11 |
1315 | Today we can do hourly or just the flat fee. | 1.3571 | 0.05275 | 140 | 101 | 28 | 11 |
1316 | Well then, what exactly is your most pressing issue? | 1.3567 | 0.04867 | 157 | 112 | 34 | 11 |
1317 | So tell me about your weight problem. | 1.3566 | 0.05289 | 143 | 104 | 27 | 12 |
1318 | Looks like you have a ton on your mind today. | 1.3566 | 0.05195 | 143 | 103 | 29 | 11 |
1319 | Most people leave their metaphors with the receptionist. | 1.3566 | 0.04801 | 143 | 99 | 37 | 7 |
1320 | Now I'm going to press you for details | 1.3566 | 0.05195 | 143 | 103 | 29 | 11 |
1321 | I think your obsession with keeping your clothes pressed is starting to weigh on you. | 1.3566 | 0.05697 | 129 | 95 | 22 | 12 |
1322 | Mr Quinn, not all burdens are merely psychological. | 1.3566 | 0.05138 | 129 | 90 | 32 | 7 |
1323 | So, you feel as if there is a great weight crushing you. Let's explore this. | 1.3565 | 0.05818 | 115 | 83 | 23 | 9 |
1324 | I sense that you need to get something off your chest. | 1.3562 | 0.05119 | 146 | 105 | 30 | 11 |
1325 | So your foot itches--what do you want me to do about it? | 1.3562 | 0.05211 | 146 | 106 | 28 | 12 |
1326 | So, what was so pressing that you needed to come in early? | 1.3562 | 0.05026 | 146 | 104 | 32 | 10 |
1327 | So last week, it was the Elephant in the room... | 1.3562 | 0.05211 | 146 | 106 | 28 | 12 |
1328 | I can see why you're struggling to get out of bed. | 1.3561 | 0.05283 | 132 | 94 | 29 | 9 |
1329 | Busy day, sorry for the weight. | 1.3561 | 0.05283 | 132 | 94 | 29 | 9 |
1330 | After the 9th session, we take it off. | 1.3558 | 0.04821 | 163 | 117 | 34 | 12 |
1331 | Well, for starters, have you considered losing some weight? | 1.3557 | 0.05135 | 149 | 108 | 29 | 12 |
1332 | So, John, tell me about your mother. | 1.3557 | 0.04955 | 149 | 106 | 33 | 10 |
1333 | What's stopping you? | 1.3556 | 0.05306 | 135 | 97 | 28 | 10 |
1334 | Interesting. Tell me more about this "Two ton" weight that is "crushing you." | 1.3556 | 0.05306 | 135 | 97 | 28 | 10 |
1335 | Have you tried letting go? | 1.3556 | 0.05201 | 135 | 96 | 30 | 9 |
1336 | At least it's off your shoulders now, which is good. | 1.3554 | 0.05611 | 121 | 87 | 25 | 9 |
1337 | You’re not paranoid if you actually are carrying around a huge weight. | 1.3553 | 0.04975 | 152 | 109 | 32 | 11 |
1338 | Well, at least the weight’s now off your shoulders. | 1.3551 | 0.05224 | 138 | 99 | 29 | 10 |
1339 | An hour a day of this and the emotional baggage won't feel so heavy. | 1.3551 | 0.05122 | 138 | 98 | 31 | 9 |
1340 | Chiropractic psychiatry works to straighten out all aspects of your life | 1.3548 | 0.05272 | 124 | 87 | 30 | 7 |
1341 | It is $50 for the session and $450 for the couch. | 1.3548 | 0.05317 | 155 | 116 | 23 | 16 |
1342 | Let me know when you want to talk about the man underneath you | 1.3548 | 0.05861 | 124 | 92 | 20 | 12 |
1343 | Don't you feel that its a lot to be carrying around? | 1.3548 | 0.05146 | 124 | 86 | 32 | 6 |
1344 | Think of it as all those hugs Mommy never gave you. | 1.3548 | 0.04821 | 155 | 110 | 35 | 10 |
1345 | Yeah...yeah. My day was pressure-filled too. | 1.3546 | 0.05243 | 141 | 102 | 28 | 11 |
1346 | You load sixteen tons, what do you get? | 1.3546 | 0.05243 | 141 | 102 | 28 | 11 |
1347 | I call it weight watchers. | 1.3546 | 0.05433 | 141 | 104 | 24 | 13 |
1348 | That's it-nothing else is bothering you? | 1.3546 | 0.05243 | 141 | 102 | 28 | 11 |
1349 | I'm still blown away as to how you walked in here. | 1.3546 | 0.05146 | 141 | 101 | 30 | 10 |
1350 | After we get the wrinkles out of your shirt, you'll also need to shave. | 1.3546 | 0.05339 | 141 | 103 | 26 | 12 |
1351 | Frank, I'm done being an enabler. | 1.3546 | 0.05146 | 141 | 101 | 30 | 10 |
1352 | It's not acupuncture, its acupressure. We'll see results within sixty days. | 1.3546 | 0.04841 | 141 | 98 | 36 | 7 |
1353 | I can't help when it's not figurative. | 1.3544 | 0.05006 | 158 | 115 | 30 | 13 |
1354 | Forget the visual metaphor, just tell me what’s bothering you! | 1.3543 | 0.05648 | 127 | 93 | 23 | 11 |
1355 | The weight of your personal insecurities doesn't feel quite so crushing now, does it. | 1.3543 | 0.05423 | 127 | 91 | 27 | 9 |
1356 | Oh, the weight’s no metaphor. You're just way past due on your bill... | 1.3543 | 0.05758 | 127 | 94 | 21 | 12 |
1357 | After twenty years of Freudian analysis, the weight is revealed to be ... a weight. | 1.3543 | 0.05306 | 127 | 90 | 29 | 8 |
1358 | Are you ready to apologize yet? | 1.3543 | 0.05758 | 127 | 94 | 21 | 12 |
1359 | The weight of the world doesn't seem as bad anymore, does it? | 1.3543 | 0.05648 | 127 | 93 | 23 | 11 |
1360 | Our time has ended. See you next week. | 1.3542 | 0.05350 | 144 | 106 | 25 | 13 |
1361 | I can give you a good referral for a forklift. | 1.3542 | 0.05440 | 144 | 107 | 23 | 14 |
1362 | It hit me, as they say, like a ton of bricks. | 1.3542 | 0.05258 | 144 | 105 | 27 | 12 |
1363 | Just get it off your chest. You'll feel better. | 1.3540 | 0.05750 | 113 | 81 | 24 | 8 |
1364 | So Mr. Stockwell I understand there is something you'd like to get off your chest. | 1.3538 | 0.05335 | 130 | 93 | 28 | 9 |
1365 | It doesn't seem like something the President would tell you to do...but then.... | 1.3538 | 0.05335 | 130 | 93 | 28 | 9 |
1366 | I see you have something you’d like to get off your chest. | 1.3538 | 0.05445 | 130 | 94 | 26 | 10 |
1367 | Let me guess. You need to get something off your chest. | 1.3538 | 0.05660 | 130 | 96 | 22 | 12 |
1368 | Only you can see it, John. | 1.3538 | 0.05106 | 130 | 91 | 32 | 7 |
1369 | I think we should consider the possibility that -- at some deep, subconscious level -- you're sabotaging yourself. | 1.3538 | 0.04988 | 130 | 90 | 34 | 6 |
1370 | So, I take it you haven’t been doing the breathing exercises we talked about? | 1.3537 | 0.04808 | 147 | 103 | 36 | 8 |
1371 | Well, at least you’re no longer bearing that weight on your shoulders. | 1.3537 | 0.04904 | 147 | 104 | 34 | 9 |
1372 | Looks like you put on a little weight. | 1.3534 | 0.05250 | 133 | 95 | 29 | 9 |
1373 | Let's start with the elephant in the room: your mother. | 1.3534 | 0.05463 | 133 | 97 | 25 | 11 |
1374 | Now you’re a mashed couch potato. | 1.3529 | 0.04954 | 136 | 95 | 34 | 7 |
1375 | Move beyond “crushed” and “pain” and dig deeper - how does that make you feel? | 1.3529 | 0.05034 | 153 | 111 | 30 | 12 |
1376 | Let’s start with why that’s not on your shoulders. | 1.3529 | 0.05063 | 136 | 96 | 32 | 8 |
1377 | I can see you have a lot to get off your chest." | 1.3529 | 0.05169 | 136 | 97 | 30 | 9 |
1378 | It's NOT heavy. It's your mother. | 1.3526 | 0.05048 | 156 | 114 | 29 | 13 |
1379 | I had warned you that you might put on some weight when starting this new medication. | 1.3525 | 0.05292 | 139 | 101 | 27 | 11 |
1380 | With all due respect, that's not even close to the weight of the world. | 1.3525 | 0.05193 | 139 | 100 | 29 | 10 |
1381 | Just get if off you chest, Dan. You'll feel much better when you do. | 1.3525 | 0.05195 | 122 | 85 | 31 | 6 |
1382 | Usually when my patients speak about feeling the weight of the world, they're speaking metaphorically. | 1.3525 | 0.05195 | 122 | 85 | 31 | 6 |
1383 | Whatever it is that's bothering you, please don't keep it hidden, just get it off your chest. | 1.3522 | 0.05058 | 159 | 117 | 28 | 14 |
1384 | So now do you understand literal versus figurative language? | 1.3521 | 0.05017 | 142 | 101 | 32 | 9 |
1385 | Well, it’s not the weight of the world, Mr. Sinclair. | 1.3521 | 0.05116 | 142 | 102 | 30 | 10 |
1386 | Next week we'll tackle your issues with your weight | 1.3521 | 0.05017 | 142 | 101 | 32 | 9 |
1387 | It's not just another metaphor any more...Is it? | 1.3521 | 0.05307 | 142 | 104 | 26 | 12 |
1388 | It seems like you are under a lot of pressure | 1.3521 | 0.05017 | 142 | 101 | 32 | 9 |
1389 | We may get into some sensitive issues but you're welcome to leave at any time. | 1.3521 | 0.05307 | 142 | 104 | 26 | 12 |
1390 | Had I known you were being literal, I would have recommended a different doctor. | 1.3520 | 0.05478 | 125 | 90 | 26 | 9 |
1391 | Mr. Carlson, despite how things appear, the underlying cause of your chest pain is stress. | 1.3520 | 0.05237 | 125 | 88 | 30 | 7 |
1392 | When you called, you said you had something enormous to get off your chest...I’m listening. | 1.3520 | 0.05112 | 125 | 87 | 32 | 6 |
1393 | I liked it better when I carried it around on the inside. | 1.3517 | 0.05135 | 145 | 105 | 29 | 11 |
1394 | I know I'm not a ton of help... | 1.3517 | 0.05135 | 145 | 105 | 29 | 11 |
1395 | Let's first address why this isn't on your shoulders... | 1.3517 | 0.05228 | 145 | 106 | 27 | 12 |
1396 | So is the heaviness the same in the morning as it is at night? | 1.3517 | 0.04748 | 145 | 101 | 37 | 7 |
1397 | Are you still having trouble with your weight? | 1.3516 | 0.05387 | 128 | 92 | 27 | 9 |
1398 | oops - I think my cellphone is in my pocket !! | 1.3516 | 0.05154 | 128 | 90 | 31 | 7 |
1399 | So tell me--- how does that make you feel? | 1.3516 | 0.05387 | 128 | 92 | 27 | 9 |
1400 | Enough with that weight of the world BS, tell me how you really feel. | 1.3516 | 0.05387 | 128 | 92 | 27 | 9 |
1401 | Would you like to pay by the hour or by the pound? | 1.3514 | 0.04781 | 148 | 104 | 36 | 8 |
1402 | Yes, it's your mother. | 1.3514 | 0.04970 | 148 | 106 | 32 | 10 |
1403 | We've talked about the props, Stephen | 1.3511 | 0.05518 | 131 | 96 | 24 | 11 |
1404 | So, what seems to be the problem? | 1.3511 | 0.05623 | 131 | 97 | 22 | 12 |
1405 | We never go out anymore. | 1.3511 | 0.05301 | 131 | 94 | 28 | 9 |
1406 | yeah, your mother is not to blame here | 1.3511 | 0.05410 | 131 | 95 | 26 | 10 |
1407 | Who says you can't keep a good man down? | 1.3510 | 0.05078 | 151 | 110 | 29 | 12 |
1408 | How would you rate your anxiety, on a scale of one out of ton? | 1.3510 | 0.05164 | 151 | 111 | 27 | 13 |
1409 | Think of it as metaphor | 1.3510 | 0.05078 | 151 | 110 | 29 | 12 |
1410 | We divide the mind into the conscious, the subconscious, and the subconcrete." | 1.3510 | 0.05164 | 151 | 111 | 27 | 13 |
1411 | What could be more pressing than this? | 1.3510 | 0.05164 | 151 | 111 | 27 | 13 |
1412 | Now about those 16 unpaid invoices... | 1.3507 | 0.05217 | 134 | 96 | 29 | 9 |
1413 | So you see, much of the pain we feel in life is external. | 1.3507 | 0.05109 | 134 | 95 | 31 | 8 |
1414 | Don"t you think that "weight of the world" might be a bit of an exaggeration? | 1.3507 | 0.05324 | 134 | 97 | 27 | 10 |
1415 | Sid’s delusions were the most vivid Dr. Joyce had ever seen. | 1.3507 | 0.05631 | 134 | 100 | 21 | 13 |
1416 | 911 thought it was a crank call. | 1.3507 | 0.04998 | 134 | 94 | 33 | 7 |
1417 | Why is it that you always seem distracted when I'm trying to tell you about MY day | 1.3504 | 0.06345 | 117 | 90 | 13 | 14 |
1418 | You need to lighten up. | 1.3504 | 0.04924 | 137 | 96 | 34 | 7 |
1419 | SO! What would you like to get off your chest? | 1.3504 | 0.05138 | 137 | 98 | 30 | 9 |
1420 | I’ll bet that weighs heavily on you | 1.3504 | 0.04814 | 137 | 95 | 36 | 6 |
1421 | I see you have a ton of problems. | 1.3504 | 0.05241 | 137 | 99 | 28 | 10 |
1422 | Jerome could feel the awkward silence weighing him down. | 1.3504 | 0.05241 | 137 | 99 | 28 | 10 |
1423 | So tell me, Dave, is there anything you need to get off your chest? | 1.3504 | 0.04814 | 137 | 95 | 36 | 6 |
1424 | On the surface, yes, but it REPRESENTS a fear of commitment. | 1.3504 | 0.05343 | 137 | 100 | 26 | 11 |
1425 | So would you say the visualization exercises are helping? | 1.3504 | 0.05540 | 137 | 102 | 22 | 13 |
1426 | Are you going to be communicating with me through metaphors in all of our sessions? | 1.3500 | 0.05507 | 120 | 86 | 26 | 8 |
1427 | So this is the reality that you have constructed. Can you not think balloons? | 1.3500 | 0.05507 | 120 | 86 | 26 | 8 |
1428 | If I understand correctly, you're here to get a weight off your chest. | 1.3500 | 0.04791 | 160 | 115 | 34 | 11 |
1429 | I don't know, I'm not seeing it. | 1.3500 | 0.05162 | 140 | 101 | 29 | 10 |
1430 | Headache feeling a little better now?" | 1.3500 | 0.05357 | 140 | 103 | 25 | 12 |
1431 | Although they started their diets together, Edith had been much more successful at keeping the weight off. | 1.3500 | 0.04959 | 140 | 99 | 33 | 8 |
1432 | I can help you, but you have to want to lose the weight." | 1.3500 | 0.05876 | 120 | 89 | 20 | 11 |
1433 | No, you're not having a heart attack. You have an enormous weight resting on you. | 1.3500 | 0.05994 | 120 | 90 | 18 | 12 |
1434 | Have you read "The Unbearable Lightness of Being" ? | 1.3500 | 0.04854 | 140 | 98 | 35 | 7 |
1435 | So tell me, what's been weighing on you lately? | 1.3500 | 0.05162 | 140 | 101 | 29 | 10 |
1436 | So you say they took this load off Fanny and put it right on you? Likely story. | 1.3497 | 0.05368 | 143 | 106 | 24 | 13 |
1437 | Frank begins to realize that the Weighting Room sign wasn't a typo. | 1.3497 | 0.05549 | 143 | 108 | 20 | 15 |
1438 | What is it you want to get off your chest? | 1.3497 | 0.05182 | 143 | 104 | 28 | 11 |
1439 | Are you sure this will heap my restless leg syndrome? | 1.3497 | 0.05086 | 143 | 103 | 30 | 10 |
1440 | When I have them come and take it off you're gonna feel better about pretty much everything else. | 1.3496 | 0.05654 | 123 | 90 | 23 | 10 |
1441 | I think it is keto diet not kilo diet | 1.3496 | 0.05288 | 123 | 87 | 29 | 7 |
1442 | I may have found the cause of your flat affect. | 1.3496 | 0.05535 | 123 | 89 | 25 | 9 |
1443 | A cold shower works better. | 1.3493 | 0.05106 | 146 | 106 | 29 | 11 |
1444 | But is it more pressing than dealing with your unresolved conflict with your mother? | 1.3493 | 0.05012 | 146 | 105 | 31 | 10 |
1445 | Sorry, I don't really do weight loss. | 1.3493 | 0.05197 | 146 | 107 | 27 | 12 |
1446 | I'm terrified of flying. | 1.3492 | 0.05441 | 126 | 91 | 26 | 9 |
1447 | Is there anything you want to get off your chest this session? | 1.3492 | 0.05323 | 126 | 90 | 28 | 8 |
1448 | No. I don't think taking deep breaths and shaking it off will work this time. | 1.3492 | 0.05203 | 126 | 89 | 30 | 7 |
1449 | You're an interesting case. Most carry their weight on their shoulders. | 1.3490 | 0.05033 | 149 | 108 | 30 | 11 |
1450 | I couldn't help but notice that you've put on some weight | 1.3490 | 0.05122 | 149 | 109 | 28 | 12 |
1451 | It's time to lose the weight | 1.3490 | 0.04755 | 149 | 105 | 36 | 8 |
1452 | Now, tell me again: when did your mother in law move in? | 1.3488 | 0.05121 | 129 | 91 | 31 | 7 |
1453 | I said mind OVER matter. | 1.3488 | 0.05464 | 129 | 94 | 25 | 10 |
1454 | So you're saying they took the weight off Annie but they put the weight right back on you? | 1.3488 | 0.05574 | 129 | 95 | 23 | 11 |
1455 | Don't try to hide it Harry. I know you have something to get off your chest. | 1.3486 | 0.05884 | 109 | 79 | 22 | 8 |
1456 | When you said you put on some weight I thought you meant it metaphorically | 1.3485 | 0.04927 | 132 | 92 | 34 | 6 |
1457 | Sorry,but now do your other problems seem a little trivial? | 1.3485 | 0.04927 | 132 | 92 | 34 | 6 |
1458 | If you don't want to go out tonight, just use your words. | 1.3481 | 0.05185 | 135 | 97 | 29 | 9 |
1459 | I just want us to take a nice walk through the city, and all you do is lie there and make excuses. | 1.3481 | 0.05185 | 135 | 97 | 29 | 9 |
1460 | So, there's nothing on your mind? | 1.3481 | 0.05790 | 135 | 103 | 17 | 15 |
1461 | “Looks like our time is up. I suggest you take an anvil and relax.” | 1.3478 | 0.05247 | 115 | 80 | 30 | 5 |
1462 | I guess you can say it started when I bought myself a pair of ankle weights. | 1.3478 | 0.05310 | 138 | 101 | 26 | 11 |
1463 | We’ll do the decompression therapy next. | 1.3478 | 0.05002 | 138 | 98 | 32 | 8 |
1464 | Actually, the world weighs quite a bit more. | 1.3478 | 0.05601 | 138 | 104 | 20 | 14 |
1465 | I think you should try a weight loss program. | 1.3478 | 0.05209 | 138 | 100 | 28 | 10 |
1466 | Now that we have a physical manifestation of your existential despair, how do you feel? | 1.3478 | 0.05409 | 138 | 102 | 24 | 12 |
1467 | Aaaaand our time’s up. | 1.3478 | 0.04786 | 138 | 96 | 36 | 6 |
1468 | This is progress. It's no longer all in your head. | 1.3478 | 0.05002 | 138 | 98 | 32 | 8 |
1469 | It's a new professional strategy. Once that's removed your troubles will seem lighter. | 1.3475 | 0.05031 | 141 | 101 | 31 | 9 |
1470 | I have figured out what has been weighing on you. Unfortunately,our time is up and we will have to address this during our next appointment. | 1.3475 | 0.05031 | 141 | 101 | 31 | 9 |
1471 | Mr. Wiley, is the roadrunner beeping at you now? | 1.3475 | 0.05229 | 141 | 103 | 27 | 11 |
1472 | You might feel better if you lose the excess weight. | 1.3475 | 0.04930 | 141 | 100 | 33 | 8 |
1473 | I'm sensing you have something to get off your chest. | 1.3475 | 0.05943 | 118 | 88 | 19 | 11 |
1474 | I feel like it's more than emotional baggage weighing me down | 1.3472 | 0.05151 | 144 | 105 | 28 | 11 |
1475 | So tell me, why do YOU think you have this feeling of helplessness? | 1.3472 | 0.05151 | 144 | 105 | 28 | 11 |
1476 | You asked me to iron your clothes. You didn't say how. | 1.3472 | 0.05336 | 144 | 107 | 24 | 13 |
1477 | Normally I ask patients to leave their troubles at the door. But I ask that you take yours with you as a courtesy to my next patient. | 1.3472 | 0.05245 | 144 | 106 | 26 | 12 |
1478 | Look, it’s not as if you were carrying the weight of the world. | 1.3471 | 0.05593 | 121 | 88 | 24 | 9 |
1479 | Please don't make me ask you again, Mr. Johnson. Your session is over and you have to leave. | 1.3471 | 0.05951 | 121 | 91 | 18 | 12 |
1480 | Mind over matter, Bob. | 1.3471 | 0.05341 | 121 | 86 | 28 | 7 |
1481 | Com'on. Get it off your chest. | 1.3469 | 0.05076 | 147 | 107 | 29 | 11 |
1482 | Could you hand me the remote? | 1.3469 | 0.05345 | 147 | 110 | 23 | 14 |
1483 | Try just concentrating on your breath. | 1.3468 | 0.05377 | 124 | 89 | 27 | 8 |
1484 | And you imagine that somehow, without that, you'd be free? | 1.3468 | 0.05615 | 124 | 91 | 23 | 10 |
1485 | Morris, you're putting on weight. | 1.3468 | 0.05127 | 124 | 87 | 31 | 6 |
1486 | As soon as your bill's paid. | 1.3467 | 0.04914 | 150 | 108 | 32 | 10 |
1487 | Can you explain one more time why you see your entire existence as soul-crushing? | 1.3467 | 0.04822 | 150 | 107 | 34 | 9 |
1488 | I think you need to be a little less literal about this feeling of being weighed down" | 1.3465 | 0.06042 | 101 | 73 | 21 | 7 |
1489 | Well, you're the one who wanted it off your shoulders. | 1.3465 | 0.05520 | 127 | 93 | 24 | 10 |
1490 | You just need to let go. | 1.3465 | 0.05047 | 127 | 89 | 32 | 6 |
1491 | Yes, but heavy isn't a feeling. | 1.3465 | 0.05405 | 127 | 92 | 26 | 9 |
1492 | Just warning you, I charge by the pound. | 1.3464 | 0.04758 | 153 | 109 | 35 | 9 |
1493 | You’re not alone, Howard. The pressures of daily life weigh on us all. And it might help backing off on the iron supplement. | 1.3462 | 0.04953 | 156 | 114 | 30 | 12 |
1494 | Imagine a big yellow crane. No. Not a bird. | 1.3462 | 0.05204 | 130 | 93 | 29 | 8 |
1495 | My role is to help you identify and treat the underlying issue. | 1.3462 | 0.05318 | 130 | 94 | 27 | 9 |
1496 | Your symptoms are very real. | 1.3462 | 0.05429 | 130 | 95 | 25 | 10 |
1497 | Getting out of bed in the morning must be hard. | 1.3462 | 0.05429 | 130 | 95 | 25 | 10 |
1498 | You should book an appointment with my partner; he's more of a literalist. | 1.3462 | 0.05537 | 130 | 96 | 23 | 11 |
1499 | She was my crane. | 1.3462 | 0.05537 | 130 | 96 | 23 | 11 |
1500 | Why don't you just get it off your chest? | 1.3462 | 0.05089 | 130 | 92 | 31 | 7 |
1501 | Now, let me tell you about my day. | 1.3462 | 0.05117 | 156 | 116 | 26 | 14 |
1502 | Well I can see you have a lot weighing you down. | 1.3462 | 0.05429 | 130 | 95 | 25 | 10 |
1503 | Viagra is field testing their new and improved product. | 1.3459 | 0.05752 | 133 | 101 | 18 | 14 |
1504 | Sorry for the wait. Anything bothering you lately? | 1.3459 | 0.05342 | 133 | 97 | 26 | 10 |
1505 | It beats having the weight of the world on your shoulders.... | 1.3456 | 0.05560 | 136 | 102 | 21 | 13 |
1506 | Oh, I see,” said the blind psychologist, “So you’re not speaking figuratively... | 1.3456 | 0.05153 | 136 | 98 | 29 | 9 |
1507 | Do you have any other pressing needs? | 1.3456 | 0.05046 | 136 | 97 | 31 | 8 |
1508 | In my professional opinion this is the most effective way to treat sleep walking. | 1.3456 | 0.05153 | 136 | 98 | 29 | 9 |
1509 | It seems like something is holding you down. | 1.3456 | 0.05046 | 136 | 97 | 31 | 8 |
1510 | ...and how does that make you FEEL, John? | 1.3453 | 0.05566 | 139 | 105 | 20 | 14 |
1511 | I'm sorry, it usually takes 5 or 6 sessions until the crane arrives. | 1.3453 | 0.05076 | 139 | 100 | 30 | 9 |
1512 | Well, at least. it's off your mind | 1.3453 | 0.05375 | 139 | 103 | 24 | 12 |
1513 | Let's talk about this feeling you have of being stalked by a coyote. | 1.3453 | 0.05277 | 139 | 102 | 26 | 11 |
1514 | Well, it's a bit bigger than a chip on your shoulder. | 1.3453 | 0.05076 | 139 | 100 | 30 | 9 |
1515 | We don't do metaphors at this clinic. | 1.3451 | 0.05446 | 113 | 80 | 27 | 6 |
1516 | I meant figuratively, not literally. | 1.3451 | 0.05386 | 142 | 106 | 23 | 13 |
1517 | I think you're making progress - last session it was an elephant. | 1.3451 | 0.05101 | 142 | 103 | 29 | 10 |
1518 | You are having a challenge distinguishing the literal from the metaphor. | 1.3451 | 0.05198 | 142 | 104 | 27 | 11 |
1519 | Sorry, I didn't think you actually meant "literally". | 1.3448 | 0.05027 | 145 | 105 | 30 | 10 |
1520 | There appears to be something you'd like to get off of your chest. | 1.3448 | 0.05490 | 116 | 83 | 26 | 7 |
1521 | It's just gotten so hard to get up out of bed in the morning. | 1.3448 | 0.05027 | 145 | 105 | 30 | 10 |
1522 | Hmmm.....this may be more of an engineering issue than a therapy issue. | 1.3448 | 0.04732 | 145 | 102 | 36 | 7 |
1523 | I can tell that something is weighing on you. | 1.3448 | 0.05027 | 145 | 105 | 30 | 10 |
1524 | But it's not really 'the weight of the the world' is it? | 1.3446 | 0.05226 | 148 | 110 | 25 | 13 |
1525 | I'm sorry. Your insurance only reimburses me for lifting the weight off your mind. | 1.3446 | 0.04766 | 148 | 105 | 35 | 8 |
1526 | Therapy can be painful | 1.3446 | 0.04669 | 148 | 104 | 37 | 7 |
1527 | When you told me you had the weight of the world on your shoulders, I thought it was just a metaphor. | 1.3445 | 0.05395 | 119 | 85 | 27 | 7 |
1528 | Let's work on perspective... It is a weight, not THE weight of the world. | 1.3445 | 0.05395 | 119 | 85 | 27 | 7 |
1529 | This feeling usually disappears after April 15th | 1.3445 | 0.05262 | 119 | 84 | 29 | 6 |
1530 | Trust me you will feel better when you get it off your chest. | 1.3443 | 0.05431 | 122 | 88 | 26 | 8 |
1531 | Let's talk about something besides your mother. | 1.3443 | 0.05554 | 122 | 89 | 24 | 9 |
1532 | Yes, I think that with some hard work we can get to an understanding of why you feel this enormous pressure. | 1.3442 | 0.04908 | 154 | 112 | 31 | 11 |
1533 | ...and sometimes perception is reality | 1.3440 | 0.05460 | 125 | 91 | 25 | 9 |
1534 | Doc, I need to talk to you about a pressing matter. | 1.3439 | 0.04582 | 157 | 111 | 38 | 8 |
1535 | Something appears to be weighing on you. | 1.3439 | 0.04582 | 157 | 111 | 38 | 8 |
1536 | Don't worry. I had a guy with one twice as big. | 1.3438 | 0.05703 | 128 | 96 | 20 | 12 |
1537 | What are your expectations from therapy? | 1.3438 | 0.05014 | 128 | 90 | 32 | 6 |
1538 | So you say you're feeling a lot of pressure lately? | 1.3438 | 0.05370 | 128 | 93 | 26 | 9 |
1539 | I think a metaphor next session will work equally well .... | 1.3435 | 0.05394 | 131 | 96 | 25 | 10 |
1540 | 'I'm sure you're just imagining it.' | 1.3435 | 0.05056 | 131 | 93 | 31 | 7 |
1541 | Is that supposed to be a metaphor or a simile? I can never remember the difference. | 1.3435 | 0.05394 | 131 | 96 | 25 | 10 |
1542 | Lighten up! | 1.3435 | 0.05394 | 131 | 96 | 25 | 10 |
1543 | Can you give me a sense of what triggers the tightness in your chest and shortness of breath..? | 1.3435 | 0.05394 | 131 | 96 | 25 | 10 |
1544 | 'Weight of the World', sounds a little grandiose, don't you think? | 1.3435 | 0.05056 | 131 | 93 | 31 | 7 |
1545 | you did very we'll just getting here! | 1.3433 | 0.05201 | 134 | 97 | 28 | 9 |
1546 | So my paralysis isn't psychosomatic? | 1.3433 | 0.05092 | 134 | 96 | 30 | 8 |
1547 | So, you say there's something you need to get off your chest? | 1.3433 | 0.05616 | 134 | 101 | 20 | 13 |
1548 | Next time just buy permanent press pants. | 1.3433 | 0.05092 | 134 | 96 | 30 | 8 |
1549 | Mother was right. She predicted you would collapse under pressure. | 1.3433 | 0.05092 | 134 | 96 | 30 | 8 |
1550 | Apparently it’s not all in your head. | 1.3431 | 0.05016 | 137 | 98 | 31 | 8 |
1551 | Just focus on my voice as you relax and go deeper and deeper into the couch. | 1.3431 | 0.05225 | 137 | 100 | 27 | 10 |
1552 | Now, where were we? Oh, yes. You said you had thoughts of jumping out the window... | 1.3431 | 0.05327 | 137 | 101 | 25 | 11 |
1553 | You really are depressed. | 1.3431 | 0.05327 | 137 | 101 | 25 | 11 |
1554 | The Viagra didn't seem to be working, so I took more. | 1.3431 | 0.05327 | 137 | 101 | 25 | 11 |
1555 | You see, there's your problem. You're supposed to have the weight of the world on your SHOULDERS. | 1.3431 | 0.05225 | 137 | 100 | 27 | 10 |
1556 | Perhaps there’s something you’d like to get off of your chest? | 1.3431 | 0.05327 | 137 | 101 | 25 | 11 |
1557 | No doctor, I really am under a lot of pressure! | 1.3429 | 0.05147 | 140 | 102 | 28 | 10 |
1558 | I think a weighted blanket would be more comfortable. | 1.3429 | 0.05245 | 140 | 103 | 26 | 11 |
1559 | You're the one who chose 'house arrest'. | 1.3429 | 0.05147 | 140 | 102 | 28 | 10 |
1560 | You're right. I do prefer when the soul-crushing weight on my chest is metaphorical. | 1.3429 | 0.05046 | 140 | 101 | 30 | 9 |
1561 | Your insurance company approved the crane service for only 30 minutes. | 1.3429 | 0.05245 | 140 | 103 | 26 | 11 |
1562 | So you say this is still better than listening to our President speak. | 1.3429 | 0.05438 | 140 | 105 | 22 | 13 |
1563 | I assure you, you're not having a heart attack. | 1.3427 | 0.05445 | 143 | 108 | 21 | 14 |
1564 | No, Advil. | 1.3427 | 0.05167 | 143 | 105 | 27 | 11 |
1565 | I can only make it FEEL like the weight has been lifted. | 1.3427 | 0.05167 | 143 | 105 | 27 | 11 |
1566 | At least the weight is off your mind. | 1.3426 | 0.05289 | 108 | 75 | 29 | 4 |
1567 | All this pressure you complain about is something you bring upon yourself Donald. | 1.3425 | 0.04902 | 146 | 105 | 32 | 9 |
1568 | It helps with the tossing and turning at night | 1.3425 | 0.05091 | 146 | 107 | 28 | 11 |
1569 | Do you want to talk about your weight problem? | 1.3425 | 0.05274 | 146 | 109 | 24 | 13 |
1570 | I’ll be honest, when you said you had problems with the crushing weight of existence I didn’t think you meant this | 1.3425 | 0.05183 | 146 | 108 | 26 | 12 |
1571 | It's just a metaphor. | 1.3425 | 0.05183 | 146 | 108 | 26 | 12 |
1572 | But enough about me. | 1.3425 | 0.04805 | 146 | 104 | 34 | 8 |
1573 | I think you just need to lighten up. | 1.3423 | 0.05196 | 149 | 111 | 25 | 13 |
1574 | Let's start with 25 milligram. | 1.3423 | 0.05196 | 149 | 111 | 25 | 13 |
1575 | I have a ton of questions Bill. | 1.3423 | 0.04740 | 149 | 106 | 35 | 8 |
1576 | And this weight you're been carrying around,how would you describe it? | 1.3423 | 0.04740 | 149 | 106 | 35 | 8 |
1577 | Do you find yourself being overly dramatic and engaging in attention getting tactics? | 1.3421 | 0.04583 | 152 | 107 | 38 | 7 |
1578 | What do you want to get off your chest today? | 1.3421 | 0.04860 | 152 | 110 | 32 | 10 |
1579 | Oh for Christ's Sake Harold, it's not the weight of t he world. | 1.3421 | 0.04769 | 152 | 109 | 34 | 9 |
1580 | When did you first suspect you had a weight problem? | 1.3421 | 0.05036 | 152 | 112 | 28 | 12 |
1581 | Tell me,how does that make you feel? | 1.3419 | 0.05967 | 117 | 88 | 18 | 11 |
1582 | Let’s start by getting that on your shoulders where it belongs. | 1.3417 | 0.05487 | 120 | 87 | 25 | 8 |
1583 | Anything you need to get off your chest? | 1.3417 | 0.05736 | 120 | 89 | 21 | 10 |
1584 | How long have you felt compressed?" | 1.3415 | 0.05269 | 123 | 88 | 28 | 7 |
1585 | I get the feeling there's something you'd like to get off your chest. | 1.3413 | 0.05539 | 126 | 93 | 23 | 10 |
1586 | And when you feel this 'pressure', do the breathing exercises help? | 1.3413 | 0.05305 | 126 | 91 | 27 | 8 |
1587 | Just to make sure, I got this right. Is this the amount of pressure you feel? | 1.3413 | 0.05305 | 126 | 91 | 27 | 8 |
1588 | Yes, I understand the pressure is tremendous, but real change takes time. | 1.3411 | 0.05220 | 129 | 93 | 28 | 8 |
1589 | Other than that John, what other stressors are there in your life. | 1.3411 | 0.05220 | 129 | 93 | 28 | 8 |
1590 | Maybe the baggage analogy was a better choice. | 1.3411 | 0.05335 | 129 | 94 | 26 | 9 |
1591 | It's a good thing you came to see me, you can't carry that weight alone. | 1.3409 | 0.04908 | 132 | 93 | 33 | 6 |
1592 | Did you ever consider that it might be all in your mind? | 1.3409 | 0.05571 | 132 | 99 | 21 | 12 |
1593 | Before we get to that, tell me about your relationship with your mother. | 1.3409 | 0.05466 | 132 | 98 | 23 | 11 |
1594 | I'm sensing you want to get something off your chest. | 1.3409 | 0.05250 | 132 | 96 | 27 | 9 |
1595 | So you did mean literally? I sit corrected. | 1.3409 | 0.05359 | 132 | 97 | 25 | 10 |
1596 | Is this really a weight problem, or are we talking about something deeper here? | 1.3409 | 0.05025 | 132 | 94 | 31 | 7 |
1597 | Now, if you can, I want you to bring your awareness to the weight on your chest | 1.3407 | 0.05580 | 135 | 102 | 20 | 13 |
1598 | The burden’s on you to unload. | 1.3406 | 0.05193 | 138 | 101 | 27 | 10 |
1599 | Oh, it's so much more than a metaphor, Charlie. | 1.3406 | 0.05091 | 138 | 100 | 29 | 9 |
1600 | Doctor, I keep getting unexpected erections, is there anything else I can do? | 1.3406 | 0.05193 | 138 | 101 | 27 | 10 |
1601 | Unfortunately, my practice focuses on metaphorical weight. | 1.3404 | 0.05310 | 141 | 105 | 24 | 12 |
1602 | Close your eyes and imagine you're weightless. | 1.3404 | 0.05405 | 141 | 106 | 22 | 13 |
1603 | As performance art, it’s a cliché. | 1.3404 | 0.04594 | 141 | 98 | 38 | 5 |
1604 | That should take care of your figiting. | 1.3403 | 0.05041 | 144 | 105 | 29 | 10 |
1605 | The "pea" is so annoying. | 1.3403 | 0.05230 | 144 | 107 | 25 | 12 |
1606 | Well, yes—sleeping, eating, working, even simply moving about—they can all be challenging when you're depressed. | 1.3403 | 0.04743 | 144 | 102 | 35 | 7 |
1607 | Our time is up. You really have to get up and go now. | 1.3403 | 0.05041 | 144 | 105 | 29 | 10 |
1608 | I specialize in treating mental blocks, I don't really "do" physical ones. | 1.3403 | 0.04743 | 144 | 102 | 35 | 7 |
1609 | At least you stopped carrying the weight of the world on your back. | 1.3403 | 0.04944 | 144 | 104 | 31 | 9 |
1610 | I'm going to switch your meds from valium to steroids | 1.3401 | 0.04874 | 147 | 106 | 32 | 9 |
1611 | What do you feel seems to be the issue? | 1.3401 | 0.04874 | 147 | 106 | 32 | 9 |
1612 | Now Charles, don't you think that sometimes, we look for things to complain about? | 1.3401 | 0.05153 | 147 | 109 | 26 | 12 |
1613 | How long have you been insecure about your weight? | 1.3401 | 0.05153 | 147 | 109 | 26 | 12 |
1614 | You’ll feel better if you get it off your chest. | 1.3401 | 0.05153 | 147 | 109 | 26 | 12 |
1615 | Let’s move to a lighter topic. | 1.3401 | 0.05062 | 147 | 108 | 28 | 11 |
1616 | Have you tried focusing on your breath? | 1.3401 | 0.04778 | 147 | 105 | 34 | 8 |
1617 | Tell me more about your weight problem... | 1.3400 | 0.04990 | 150 | 110 | 29 | 11 |
1618 | And when your wife says you need to lose weight, how does that make you feel?" | 1.3399 | 0.04833 | 153 | 111 | 32 | 10 |
1619 | It sounds like you are feeling a lot of pressure. | 1.3397 | 0.04501 | 156 | 110 | 39 | 7 |
1620 | On the bright side, at least it’s off your shoulders. | 1.3393 | 0.05888 | 112 | 83 | 20 | 9 |
1621 | I know the commercial said to seek medical treatment if it lasted four hours, but maybe we shouldn't wait. | 1.3391 | 0.05909 | 115 | 86 | 19 | 10 |
1622 | Way too much cowbell. | 1.3390 | 0.05800 | 118 | 88 | 20 | 10 |
1623 | I think I understand why mindfulness was not working for you. | 1.3390 | 0.05412 | 118 | 85 | 26 | 7 |
1624 | Remind me, when is your Mueller deposition? | 1.3388 | 0.05574 | 121 | 89 | 23 | 9 |
1625 | I get the sense you have something you want to get off your chest. | 1.3388 | 0.05696 | 121 | 90 | 21 | 10 |
1626 | Yes. But how does it feel? | 1.3388 | 0.05816 | 121 | 91 | 19 | 11 |
1627 | Can you give me a concrete example of this"crushing paralysis"? | 1.3388 | 0.05190 | 121 | 86 | 29 | 6 |
1628 | So Mr. Finnigan, is there anything else you would like to get off your chest? | 1.3388 | 0.05574 | 121 | 89 | 23 | 9 |
1629 | I'm glad you came in today. You seem flatter than usual. | 1.3387 | 0.05597 | 124 | 92 | 22 | 10 |
1630 | I thought you said that you felt like the weight of the world was on your shoulders..... | 1.3387 | 0.05478 | 124 | 91 | 24 | 9 |
1631 | So, tell me why you feel under pressure. | 1.3387 | 0.05233 | 124 | 89 | 28 | 7 |
1632 | Breath in and breath out. Now what brings you here? | 1.3386 | 0.05150 | 127 | 91 | 29 | 7 |
1633 | That should control your erotic fantasies every time I cross my knee. | 1.3386 | 0.05502 | 127 | 94 | 23 | 10 |
1634 | Just say to yourself, in a soft voice, 'metaphors are not real.' | 1.3386 | 0.05502 | 127 | 94 | 23 | 10 |
1635 | I’m sensing that you have something you’d like to get off your chest. | 1.3385 | 0.05411 | 130 | 96 | 24 | 10 |
1636 | On the bright side, it isn’t the weight of the world. | 1.3385 | 0.05411 | 130 | 96 | 24 | 10 |
1637 | Yes, in this case you certainly can use the expression literally. | 1.3385 | 0.05186 | 130 | 94 | 28 | 8 |
1638 | Well, what do *you* think it means? | 1.3383 | 0.04878 | 133 | 94 | 33 | 6 |
1639 | Kinda makes all those cares and woes seem trivial, doesn't it Peter? | 1.3383 | 0.04993 | 133 | 95 | 31 | 7 |
1640 | It comes off as soon as you start talking about your relationship with your mother. | 1.3383 | 0.05325 | 133 | 98 | 25 | 10 |
1641 | I believe we've uncovered the source of your erectile dysfunction. | 1.3383 | 0.05431 | 133 | 99 | 23 | 11 |
1642 | Something you want to get off your chest? | 1.3383 | 0.05325 | 133 | 98 | 25 | 10 |
1643 | I told you, I have a ton to discuss. | 1.3383 | 0.05431 | 133 | 99 | 23 | 11 |
1644 | Well, it’s not quite ‘the weight of the world,’ but I get your point. | 1.3382 | 0.04808 | 136 | 96 | 34 | 6 |
1645 | IT'S NOT TOO LATE TO SWITCH PARTIES! | 1.3382 | 0.05445 | 136 | 102 | 22 | 12 |
1646 | I am a therapist, Mr. Smith but I don’t think I can help you get that off your chest. | 1.3382 | 0.05344 | 136 | 101 | 24 | 11 |
1647 | Have you tried visualizing that you're floating? | 1.3382 | 0.05242 | 136 | 100 | 26 | 10 |
1648 | I’d like to get this off my chest | 1.3382 | 0.05344 | 136 | 101 | 24 | 11 |
1649 | So you’re worried about what would happen if you stop believing it’s papier-mache. | 1.3382 | 0.05445 | 136 | 102 | 22 | 12 |
1650 | I warned you about taking the extra-strength Viagra.... | 1.3381 | 0.05060 | 139 | 101 | 29 | 9 |
1651 | So, in terms of your general well being: is there anything pressing? | 1.3381 | 0.04956 | 139 | 100 | 31 | 8 |
1652 | Me? Nothing pressing, | 1.3381 | 0.04956 | 139 | 100 | 31 | 8 |
1653 | On the bright side; at least the weight of the world is no longer on your shoulders | 1.3381 | 0.05162 | 139 | 102 | 27 | 10 |
1654 | I think I know what’s weighing you down. | 1.3381 | 0.05162 | 139 | 102 | 27 | 10 |
1655 | You seem to have a problem with metaphor. | 1.3380 | 0.05085 | 142 | 104 | 28 | 10 |
1656 | I see you’ve put on weight since our last visit. | 1.3380 | 0.05085 | 142 | 104 | 28 | 10 |
1657 | I think this is progress. We’ve lifted a huge weight off your shoulders. | 1.3380 | 0.04986 | 142 | 103 | 30 | 9 |
1658 | Have you considered less weight and more reps? | 1.3379 | 0.05469 | 145 | 111 | 19 | 15 |
1659 | Most patients just bring in a chip. | 1.3379 | 0.04915 | 145 | 105 | 31 | 9 |
1660 | I really need to get this off my chest | 1.3379 | 0.05199 | 145 | 108 | 25 | 12 |
1661 | I'm sure you'll feel better once you get it off your chest. | 1.3378 | 0.04751 | 148 | 106 | 34 | 8 |
1662 | So you’re telling me you’re feeling pressured to stay in this relationship? | 1.3378 | 0.04451 | 148 | 103 | 40 | 5 |
1663 | So, you say you're having a hard time dealing with the pressure. | 1.3377 | 0.04873 | 151 | 110 | 31 | 10 |
1664 | Now, about your dream that you've turned into a panini... | 1.3377 | 0.05389 | 151 | 116 | 19 | 16 |
1665 | I can only help you when the crushing weight is metaphorical. | 1.3377 | 0.05306 | 151 | 115 | 21 | 15 |
1666 | Last week you said that you felt like a sword of Damocles was hanging over you. How are you feeling today? | 1.3377 | 0.04962 | 151 | 111 | 29 | 11 |
1667 | I promised I could help take a weight off your shoulders. I never said it wouldn't end up somewhere else. | 1.3377 | 0.05051 | 151 | 112 | 27 | 12 |
1668 | So, how long have you been carrying this burden? | 1.3377 | 0.04781 | 151 | 109 | 33 | 9 |
1669 | It's called builder's block, I know a contractor that can help. | 1.3377 | 0.04688 | 151 | 108 | 35 | 8 |
1670 | Is theire anything you'd like to get off your chest? | 1.3376 | 0.04657 | 157 | 113 | 35 | 9 |
1671 | Sooooo.... what's your problem ?? | 1.3376 | 0.04657 | 157 | 113 | 35 | 9 |
1672 | So, tell me about yourself. | 1.3376 | 0.05076 | 157 | 118 | 25 | 14 |
1673 | Ok, A weight on your chest! What else? | 1.3375 | 0.04766 | 160 | 117 | 32 | 11 |
1674 | Now let me clarify: Are you complaining about the w-a-i-t or the w-e-i-g-h-t? | 1.3373 | 0.04800 | 166 | 123 | 30 | 13 |
1675 | Now you begin the heavy lifting... | 1.3364 | 0.05211 | 110 | 77 | 29 | 4 |
1676 | And in the blink of an eye Harry realized the magnitude of his error and deeply regretted his misuse of “literally”. | 1.3361 | 0.05374 | 119 | 86 | 26 | 7 |
1677 | I have something to get off my chest. | 1.3361 | 0.05102 | 119 | 84 | 30 | 5 |
1678 | When you were a child did people make fun of your weight? | 1.3361 | 0.05505 | 119 | 87 | 24 | 8 |
1679 | I said I'd never tie you down. And I didn't | 1.3361 | 0.06004 | 122 | 94 | 15 | 13 |
1680 | Let’s start with anything that you’d like to get off your chest... | 1.3361 | 0.05656 | 122 | 91 | 21 | 10 |
1681 | Tell me who she is or you'll never see the block and tackle again. | 1.3360 | 0.05558 | 125 | 93 | 22 | 10 |
1682 | Isn't it possible this pressure is all in your head? | 1.3360 | 0.05441 | 125 | 92 | 24 | 9 |
1683 | Then she put the load right on me. | 1.3360 | 0.05441 | 125 | 92 | 24 | 9 |
1684 | I just feel like my whole existence is one big cliché | 1.3359 | 0.05235 | 128 | 93 | 27 | 8 |
1685 | It looks like you've got a handle on this weight problem. | 1.3359 | 0.05235 | 128 | 93 | 27 | 8 |
1686 | This exercise simulates and prepares you for receipt of my bill. | 1.3359 | 0.05235 | 128 | 93 | 27 | 8 |
1687 | I'll be honest, I didn't think you were being literal. | 1.3359 | 0.05235 | 128 | 93 | 27 | 8 |
1688 | As your therapist, I get the sense that there is something you would like to get off your chest. | 1.3359 | 0.05484 | 131 | 98 | 22 | 11 |
1689 | I see you’re under a lot of pressure right now. | 1.3359 | 0.05694 | 131 | 100 | 18 | 13 |
1690 | The real problem, though, is the emotional weight you're carrying. | 1.3359 | 0.05038 | 131 | 94 | 30 | 7 |
1691 | Did you say “flattened affect” or “flattened effect”? | 1.3358 | 0.05291 | 134 | 99 | 25 | 10 |
1692 | It appears that there is something weighing heavily on you. | 1.3358 | 0.05396 | 134 | 100 | 23 | 11 |
1693 | Still for the wall? | 1.3358 | 0.05699 | 134 | 103 | 17 | 14 |
1694 | I said: "That's all the time we have today!" | 1.3358 | 0.05184 | 134 | 98 | 27 | 9 |
1695 | Do you know how hard it was for me to get this weight on my chest in the first place? | 1.3358 | 0.05291 | 134 | 99 | 25 | 10 |
1696 | They say you can't keep a good man down, so…we'll see. | 1.3358 | 0.04848 | 134 | 95 | 33 | 6 |
1697 | Flatter will get you nowhere. | 1.3358 | 0.05701 | 137 | 106 | 16 | 15 |
1698 | Okay, so you're under a lot of pressure; I get that" | 1.3358 | 0.05105 | 137 | 100 | 28 | 9 |
1699 | So how did you hear about the panini weight loss diet? | 1.3358 | 0.05311 | 137 | 102 | 24 | 11 |
1700 | I can tell you're under a lot of pressure. | 1.3358 | 0.05105 | 137 | 100 | 28 | 9 |
1701 | There's an obvious answer to your problem, dare I say it. | 1.3358 | 0.05105 | 137 | 100 | 28 | 9 |
1702 | Well, I think we can rule out an iron defficiency as the cause of your depression. | 1.3358 | 0.04999 | 137 | 99 | 30 | 8 |
1703 | I know it’s not sparking joy but I cant move the damn thing either. | 1.3357 | 0.05230 | 140 | 104 | 25 | 11 |
1704 | ..anyways, our session is over and I will have to ask you to leave. | 1.3357 | 0.05423 | 140 | 106 | 21 | 13 |
1705 | Let's address your issue with literalism. | 1.3357 | 0.05029 | 140 | 102 | 29 | 9 |
1706 | You said you wanted to get something off your chest? | 1.3357 | 0.04542 | 143 | 100 | 38 | 5 |
1707 | So, what what did you need to get off your chest? | 1.3357 | 0.05246 | 143 | 107 | 24 | 12 |
1708 | Sometimes talking doesn’t help. | 1.3357 | 0.04856 | 143 | 103 | 32 | 8 |
1709 | Before we can understand how to lighten that weight you’re carrying around, we have to figure out how it got there. | 1.3357 | 0.04957 | 143 | 104 | 30 | 9 |
1710 | I thought I needed more cowbell but maybe this is too much | 1.3356 | 0.05076 | 146 | 108 | 27 | 11 |
1711 | Your time is up. | 1.3356 | 0.04982 | 146 | 107 | 29 | 10 |
1712 | Oh Walter, it ain't heavy, it's your mother. | 1.3356 | 0.05169 | 146 | 109 | 25 | 12 |
1713 | What other symptoms are you feeling? | 1.3355 | 0.04471 | 152 | 107 | 39 | 6 |
1714 | Have you tried to see things from your mother's point of view? | 1.3355 | 0.05108 | 152 | 114 | 25 | 13 |
1715 | No, this is not about character building, but rather about outstanding payment issues. | 1.3355 | 0.04755 | 152 | 110 | 33 | 9 |
1716 | I said depression, not compression. | 1.3355 | 0.04755 | 152 | 110 | 33 | 9 |
1717 | You know, it’s not the weight of the world. | 1.3355 | 0.04755 | 152 | 110 | 33 | 9 |
1718 | Welcome to extreme psychoanalysis. | 1.3355 | 0.04953 | 155 | 115 | 28 | 12 |
1719 | I'm trying out a new form of therapy. Now imagine this thing squeezing all the stress out of you. | 1.3354 | 0.04886 | 158 | 117 | 29 | 12 |
1720 | I'll remove it when you stop whining about your childhood. | 1.3354 | 0.04740 | 161 | 118 | 32 | 11 |
1721 | Let's talk about the pressure your Mother is putting on you. | 1.3333 | 0.04693 | 159 | 116 | 33 | 10 |
1722 | Sometimes not everything is just in your head | 1.3333 | 0.04828 | 144 | 104 | 32 | 8 |
1723 | Yes, but I'm afraid it's not that kind of weight-loss therapy... | 1.3333 | 0.05047 | 147 | 109 | 27 | 11 |
1724 | So you say you've been put under a lot of pressure lately? | 1.3333 | 0.05043 | 135 | 98 | 29 | 8 |
1725 | So, you say you've been under a lot of pressure... | 1.3333 | 0.05232 | 132 | 97 | 26 | 9 |
1726 | Now, do I have your attention.... | 1.3333 | 0.05341 | 132 | 98 | 24 | 10 |
1727 | So, anything else you need to get off your chest? | 1.3333 | 0.04968 | 138 | 100 | 30 | 8 |
1728 | I sense some guilt. | 1.3333 | 0.05449 | 132 | 99 | 22 | 11 |
1729 | After reading “50 Ways To Flatten Your Stomach,” Donald tried the Draconian approach | 1.3333 | 0.05121 | 144 | 107 | 26 | 11 |
1730 | 3 or 4 sessions and you’ll be straightened out | 1.3333 | 0.05074 | 138 | 101 | 28 | 9 |
1731 | Have you tried breathing deeply? | 1.3333 | 0.05717 | 120 | 90 | 20 | 10 |
1732 | To be clear, this is what a 'literal' ton of weight dropped on you feels like...now let's proceed, you were saying, you literally felt... | 1.3333 | 0.05248 | 123 | 89 | 27 | 7 |
1733 | On the scale of 1 to 10, how do you rate your pressure? | 1.3333 | 0.05198 | 141 | 105 | 25 | 11 |
1734 | How do you FEEL about being underweight? | 1.3333 | 0.05025 | 144 | 106 | 28 | 10 |
1735 | You should have gotten it off your chest years ago. | 1.3333 | 0.05120 | 132 | 96 | 28 | 8 |
1736 | Sweetheart, metaphorically it represents Trump's relentless pathological lies. " | 1.3333 | 0.06171 | 108 | 82 | 16 | 10 |
1737 | Have you got anything on your mind? | 1.3333 | 0.05361 | 135 | 101 | 23 | 11 |
1738 | Now that we’ve gotten that monkey off your back, let’s discuss this crushing weight you’re feeling. | 1.3333 | 0.05496 | 123 | 91 | 23 | 9 |
1739 | Its so nice to finally have this weight off my shoulders | 1.3333 | 0.04968 | 138 | 100 | 30 | 8 |
1740 | Let's work on a better way to face your fear of an alien abduction. | 1.3333 | 0.05065 | 150 | 112 | 26 | 12 |
1741 | They said all the ankle bracelets were in use. | 1.3333 | 0.05083 | 129 | 93 | 29 | 7 |
1742 | How long have you had this weight problem? | 1.3333 | 0.04954 | 147 | 108 | 29 | 10 |
1743 | To be honest, I'm only board-certified in the lifting of metaphorical weight. | 1.3333 | 0.05164 | 126 | 91 | 28 | 7 |
1744 | Looks like you need to get something off your chest | 1.3333 | 0.05285 | 126 | 92 | 26 | 8 |
1745 | You're the second doctor to say I'm carrying too much weight. | 1.3333 | 0.05564 | 135 | 103 | 19 | 13 |
1746 | I know our session is almost over but there's something I really need to get off my chest. | 1.3333 | 0.04976 | 150 | 111 | 28 | 11 |
1747 | I get a sense something is weighing on you. | 1.3333 | 0.05429 | 117 | 85 | 25 | 7 |
1748 | Well, at least we’ve moved it off of your shoulders. | 1.3333 | 0.05316 | 129 | 95 | 25 | 9 |
1749 | Go on, what do you need to get off your chest? | 1.3333 | 0.05228 | 147 | 111 | 23 | 13 |
1750 | Well, first off, I'd recommend losing a few pounds. | 1.3333 | 0.04602 | 150 | 107 | 36 | 7 |
1751 | If this lasts more than four hours, the box says to seek immediate medical attention. | 1.3333 | 0.04885 | 150 | 110 | 30 | 10 |
1752 | I have a ton of news. But you go first. | 1.3333 | 0.05328 | 111 | 79 | 27 | 5 |
1753 | But maybe The Beatles weren't talking about you specifically. | 1.3333 | 0.05717 | 120 | 90 | 20 | 10 |
1754 | Do you still want me to read "The Unbearable Lightness of Being"? | 1.3333 | 0.04702 | 135 | 95 | 35 | 5 |
1755 | This crush you are feeling for me is just a transference. | 1.3333 | 0.04932 | 135 | 97 | 31 | 7 |
1756 | I’m going to refer you to a colleague who specializes in weight control. | 1.3333 | 0.05374 | 123 | 90 | 25 | 8 |
1757 | And next week we will work on your crocodile phobia. | 1.3333 | 0.04859 | 147 | 107 | 31 | 9 |
1758 | And how long have you felt like you are a coyote? | 1.3333 | 0.05151 | 135 | 99 | 27 | 9 |
1759 | Doc, there is soemthing I've been meaning to get off my chest. | 1.3333 | 0.04841 | 156 | 115 | 30 | 11 |
1760 | All things considered, you seem to be holding up quite well | 1.3333 | 0.04897 | 141 | 102 | 31 | 8 |
1761 | Be honest. Is there something you need to get off your chest? | 1.3333 | 0.05040 | 126 | 90 | 30 | 6 |
1762 | Your weight has always concerned me. | 1.3333 | 0.05634 | 126 | 95 | 20 | 11 |
1763 | I like to start my sessions with some deep breathing. | 1.3333 | 0.04994 | 153 | 114 | 27 | 12 |
1764 | And what do you think is causing this suffocating feeling? | 1.3313 | 0.04409 | 160 | 114 | 39 | 7 |
1765 | I can't imagine the pressure you're under. | 1.3312 | 0.04642 | 157 | 114 | 34 | 9 |
1766 | No, it's actually a metaphor for the cost of these visits. | 1.3312 | 0.04703 | 154 | 112 | 33 | 9 |
1767 | Yes, we're into compression. If you want compassion, you should visit the quack next door. | 1.3312 | 0.05134 | 154 | 117 | 23 | 14 |
1768 | It's call Compression Therapy. | 1.3312 | 0.04966 | 154 | 115 | 27 | 12 |
1769 | You put it there, you can lift it off. | 1.3312 | 0.05134 | 154 | 117 | 23 | 14 |
1770 | Well, are you depressed now? | 1.3311 | 0.04858 | 151 | 111 | 30 | 10 |
1771 | Tell me more about your sense of feeling inexplicably trapped. | 1.3311 | 0.04766 | 151 | 110 | 32 | 9 |
1772 | There is a pill I can prescribe that’s an anti- depressant | 1.3310 | 0.04899 | 145 | 106 | 30 | 9 |
1773 | It looks like you have a lot going on. Is there anything you wanna get off your chest? | 1.3310 | 0.04969 | 142 | 104 | 29 | 9 |
1774 | Ironically, 'concrete thinking' is itself a metaphor. | 1.3310 | 0.04550 | 142 | 100 | 37 | 5 |
1775 | Doc: I think the gravity of my situation is killing me. | 1.3310 | 0.04969 | 142 | 104 | 29 | 9 |
1776 | Would you describe the feeling like a dark cloud, or maybe a pit in your stomach? | 1.3310 | 0.05166 | 142 | 106 | 25 | 11 |
1777 | Now that you're comfortable, let's discuss my hourly fee. | 1.3310 | 0.05262 | 142 | 107 | 23 | 12 |
1778 | It worries me when you say that this is not the worst of the medication’s side effects. | 1.3310 | 0.04868 | 142 | 103 | 31 | 8 |
1779 | It's always all about you. I have things to get off MY chest, too! | 1.3309 | 0.04938 | 139 | 101 | 30 | 8 |
1780 | After this treatment, my patients often forget their crushing anxiety. | 1.3309 | 0.05145 | 139 | 103 | 26 | 10 |
1781 | Your mother, was she a big woman? | 1.3309 | 0.05043 | 139 | 102 | 28 | 9 |
1782 | In this case size is a concern. | 1.3309 | 0.04831 | 139 | 100 | 32 | 7 |
1783 | I'd like you to try to pinpoint the source of your discomfort, John. Can you give it a name? | 1.3309 | 0.05528 | 136 | 104 | 19 | 13 |
1784 | I thought you said once I got the weight off my shoulders I would feel better. | 1.3309 | 0.05328 | 136 | 102 | 23 | 11 |
1785 | This weighted blanket has 5 stars on Amazon. | 1.3309 | 0.05224 | 136 | 101 | 25 | 10 |
1786 | We'll begin your treatment for bovinophobia with exposure to a cowbell. | 1.3309 | 0.05119 | 136 | 100 | 27 | 9 |
1787 | You'll feel better when you get this off your chest. | 1.3309 | 0.05328 | 136 | 102 | 23 | 11 |
1788 | When did you start feeling depressed? | 1.3309 | 0.05328 | 136 | 102 | 23 | 11 |
1789 | Is there something you’d like to tell me? | 1.3309 | 0.04902 | 136 | 98 | 31 | 7 |
1790 | That's how my day went. How about you? | 1.3308 | 0.05088 | 133 | 97 | 28 | 8 |
1791 | Let's start with some deep breathing exercises. | 1.3308 | 0.04975 | 133 | 96 | 30 | 7 |
1792 | Take a minute to decompress. | 1.3308 | 0.05198 | 133 | 98 | 26 | 9 |
1793 | Something seems to be weighing heavily on you. | 1.3308 | 0.05307 | 133 | 99 | 24 | 10 |
1794 | I'm sorry, but feeling a crushing burden is a classic symptom of depression. | 1.3308 | 0.05720 | 133 | 103 | 16 | 14 |
1795 | Well at least you won’t need that purple pill for awhile. | 1.3308 | 0.05393 | 130 | 97 | 23 | 10 |
1796 | Psychotherapy isn't free, Mr. Thornhill. I'm going to ask just once more: when may I expect your check? | 1.3308 | 0.05393 | 130 | 97 | 23 | 10 |
1797 | I see you brought your emotional support weight. | 1.3308 | 0.05281 | 130 | 96 | 25 | 9 |
1798 | What did I say about externalizing your problems? | 1.3308 | 0.05167 | 130 | 95 | 27 | 8 |
1799 | Oh no, this isn't therapy. It was your wife's request. | 1.3307 | 0.05368 | 127 | 94 | 24 | 9 |
1800 | Apologizing for your Trump vote should take a ton off your chest. | 1.3306 | 0.05577 | 124 | 93 | 21 | 10 |
1801 | Now tell me, how does that make you feel? | 1.3306 | 0.05085 | 124 | 89 | 29 | 6 |
1802 | ...Last week it was the streamroller blues; what’s your problem now George? | 1.3306 | 0.05299 | 121 | 88 | 26 | 7 |
1803 | ...And then she said, 'Looks like you're carrying a few extra pounds.' | 1.3306 | 0.05553 | 121 | 90 | 22 | 9 |
1804 | Isn't it nice to have the weight off your shoulders? | 1.3306 | 0.05553 | 121 | 90 | 22 | 9 |
1805 | I need to be honest with you. I'm having an affair with a crane operator. | 1.3306 | 0.05168 | 121 | 87 | 28 | 6 |
1806 | I see the weight too, what I want to know is how it makes you feel. | 1.3305 | 0.05779 | 118 | 89 | 19 | 10 |
1807 | I know you want to get this off your chest, but our 50 minutes are up. | 1.3305 | 0.05903 | 118 | 90 | 17 | 11 |
1808 | "We knew going in this was a weighty issue." | 1.3304 | 0.05485 | 115 | 84 | 24 | 7 |
1809 | As you can see, I have serious issues with my weight. | 1.3304 | 0.05485 | 115 | 84 | 24 | 7 |
1810 | The ad on Amazon made it look a lot smaller. | 1.3292 | 0.04644 | 161 | 118 | 33 | 10 |
1811 | Now do you understand why I hate when people misuse the word "literally"? | 1.3290 | 0.04400 | 155 | 110 | 39 | 6 |
1812 | I think it will take a while to get this off my chest. | 1.3289 | 0.04920 | 152 | 113 | 28 | 11 |
1813 | You’re right. It is different than having the weight of the world on your shoulders. | 1.3289 | 0.05008 | 152 | 114 | 26 | 12 |
1814 | I warned you not to double your dose of Viagra. | 1.3289 | 0.05344 | 152 | 118 | 18 | 16 |
1815 | Now that it's off your shoulders don't you feel better? | 1.3289 | 0.04455 | 152 | 108 | 38 | 6 |
1816 | If you really loved me that wouldn't be an excuse. | 1.3289 | 0.04989 | 149 | 111 | 27 | 11 |
1817 | So,tell me about your relationship with your mother . . . | 1.3289 | 0.04804 | 149 | 109 | 31 | 9 |
1818 | Did you say "wait" like a pause, or "weight" like something heavy? | 1.3289 | 0.05168 | 149 | 113 | 23 | 13 |
1819 | I'd like to help you, Brian, but I had no idea it wasn't a metaphor. | 1.3289 | 0.04611 | 149 | 107 | 35 | 7 |
1820 | It's my job to press you. | 1.3288 | 0.05061 | 146 | 109 | 26 | 11 |
1821 | This put-upon feeling--can you say more about that? | 1.3288 | 0.04773 | 146 | 106 | 32 | 8 |
1822 | So what I hear you saying is that you’re feeling under a lot of pressure right now. Right? | 1.3288 | 0.05153 | 146 | 110 | 24 | 12 |
1823 | I see that you've put on some weight recently. | 1.3288 | 0.05153 | 146 | 110 | 24 | 12 |
1824 | Would you say your mother was a strong woman? | 1.3288 | 0.04967 | 146 | 108 | 28 | 10 |
1825 | When you say you feel a ton of stress, what exactly do you mean? | 1.3288 | 0.04871 | 146 | 107 | 30 | 9 |
1826 | Could you be a little more specific? | 1.3288 | 0.04967 | 146 | 108 | 28 | 10 |
1827 | So...what is it you need to get off your chest? | 1.3288 | 0.05244 | 146 | 111 | 22 | 13 |
1828 | I think your mindset is still the biggest obstacle holding you back | 1.3287 | 0.04839 | 143 | 104 | 31 | 8 |
1829 | This way, after our session, you'll feel as though a great weight has been lifted off your chest. | 1.3287 | 0.05324 | 143 | 109 | 21 | 13 |
1830 | Let's begin by filing a missing crane report. | 1.3287 | 0.05039 | 143 | 106 | 27 | 10 |
1831 | I see you've finished "The Unbearable Lightness of Being". | 1.3287 | 0.05324 | 143 | 109 | 21 | 13 |
1832 | See, Harold, you can spend a Saturday without going to the bar. | 1.3287 | 0.04940 | 143 | 105 | 29 | 9 |
1833 | Doc, I don't think it's depression. | 1.3287 | 0.04839 | 143 | 104 | 31 | 8 |
1834 | Yes, but how does that FEEL, William? | 1.3287 | 0.05230 | 143 | 108 | 23 | 12 |
1835 | You need to stop worrying about the national debt, Mr. Jones. | 1.3287 | 0.05135 | 143 | 107 | 25 | 11 |
1836 | Tell me about the pressure your parents put on you. | 1.3287 | 0.04839 | 143 | 104 | 31 | 8 |
1837 | Is there something you need to get off your chest? | 1.3287 | 0.04839 | 143 | 104 | 31 | 8 |
1838 | Can we talk? I need to get something off my chest. | 1.3286 | 0.05213 | 140 | 105 | 24 | 11 |
1839 | I told you we'd straighten you out one way or the other. | 1.3286 | 0.05114 | 140 | 104 | 26 | 10 |
1840 | I hope you’re not planning to leave that here. | 1.3286 | 0.04909 | 140 | 102 | 30 | 8 |
1841 | Are you sure it's a heart attack? | 1.3286 | 0.05012 | 140 | 103 | 28 | 9 |
1842 | Yea, but I'm a day older and deeper in debt. | 1.3285 | 0.05192 | 137 | 102 | 25 | 10 |
1843 | So last week we discussed your issues with over-dramatizing basic everyday interactions... | 1.3285 | 0.04872 | 137 | 99 | 31 | 7 |
1844 | Can you return it? | 1.3285 | 0.05087 | 137 | 101 | 27 | 9 |
1845 | I did mention temporary weight gain is a side effect of this treatment | 1.3285 | 0.05087 | 137 | 101 | 27 | 9 |
1846 | Full disclosure. Talking about it doesn't always get it off your chest. | 1.3284 | 0.05056 | 134 | 98 | 28 | 8 |
1847 | You should try getting out more. | 1.3284 | 0.05378 | 134 | 101 | 22 | 11 |
1848 | So what’s been weighing you down? | 1.3284 | 0.04829 | 134 | 96 | 32 | 6 |
1849 | So you're saying there's absolutely nothing on your mind? | 1.3284 | 0.04711 | 134 | 95 | 34 | 5 |
1850 | Ok I give up. You can buy curtains. | 1.3282 | 0.04778 | 131 | 93 | 33 | 5 |
1851 | It's refreshing to hear you use 'literal' correctly this time. | 1.3282 | 0.05677 | 131 | 101 | 17 | 13 |
1852 | Tell me more about this coyote you believe is trying to kill you. | 1.3281 | 0.05775 | 128 | 99 | 16 | 13 |
1853 | It would be bad enough if it were merely a metaphor. | 1.3281 | 0.05558 | 128 | 97 | 20 | 11 |
1854 | Ok, You pulled into Nazareth, feeling about half past dead. Then what happened? | 1.3281 | 0.05558 | 128 | 97 | 20 | 11 |
1855 | I guess you really do need to get something off your chest. | 1.3281 | 0.04974 | 128 | 92 | 30 | 6 |
1856 | This is our "Hyperbole Actualization Therapy" . | 1.3280 | 0.05301 | 125 | 92 | 25 | 8 |
1857 | You do appear to be under a lot of pressure. | 1.3280 | 0.05539 | 125 | 94 | 21 | 10 |
1858 | Do you feel that something is weighing you down? | 1.3280 | 0.05178 | 125 | 91 | 27 | 7 |
1859 | Now that it’s off your shoulders, let’s see if you can get it off your chest. | 1.3280 | 0.05301 | 125 | 92 | 25 | 8 |
1860 | Let’s begin with you telling me about what’s weighing on you | 1.3280 | 0.05301 | 125 | 92 | 25 | 8 |
1861 | I ordered it online. It's called, weighted blanket, marriage edition. | 1.3280 | 0.05654 | 125 | 95 | 19 | 11 |
1862 | Most of my patients tell me that they feel caught under a crushing weight,but this is a first. | 1.3280 | 0.05421 | 125 | 93 | 23 | 9 |
1863 | So what do YOU think might be making you feel so heavily burdened? | 1.3279 | 0.05755 | 122 | 93 | 18 | 11 |
1864 | Let’s not focus on what’s weighing you down, but explore how you carry that weight. | 1.3277 | 0.05079 | 119 | 85 | 29 | 5 |
1865 | When you have a breakthrough, you’ll know it. | 1.3268 | 0.04979 | 153 | 115 | 26 | 12 |
1866 | Have you tried yoga? | 1.3268 | 0.04621 | 153 | 111 | 34 | 8 |
1867 | Lately I feel like there's a big human under me. | 1.3268 | 0.04713 | 153 | 112 | 32 | 9 |
1868 | Isn't this ironic! | 1.3267 | 0.04869 | 150 | 111 | 29 | 10 |
1869 | And how does this dream end? | 1.3265 | 0.05031 | 147 | 110 | 26 | 11 |
1870 | No, the world weighs a lot more than that. | 1.3265 | 0.04745 | 147 | 107 | 32 | 8 |
1871 | So, what I hear you saying is that you are relieved to have that weight off your shoulders, but now for some reason you can't get an erection? | 1.3265 | 0.04646 | 147 | 106 | 34 | 7 |
1872 | How about we talk about what’s weighing on me for once Merv. | 1.3265 | 0.04646 | 147 | 106 | 34 | 7 |
1873 | Sometimes a weight is just a weight. | 1.3265 | 0.05031 | 147 | 110 | 26 | 11 |
1874 | Well, we may have a little something to talk about today, don’t we. | 1.3264 | 0.04605 | 144 | 103 | 35 | 6 |
1875 | It seems like you have a lot to get off your chest. | 1.3264 | 0.05009 | 144 | 107 | 27 | 10 |
1876 | Forget about the weight on your chest; tell me more about your mother. | 1.3264 | 0.05292 | 144 | 110 | 21 | 13 |
1877 | I'll bet you were glad to find out you didn't have angina. | 1.3264 | 0.05105 | 144 | 108 | 25 | 11 |
1878 | And how does this make you feel? | 1.3264 | 0.05009 | 144 | 107 | 27 | 10 |
1879 | Well, at least it's not an 800 pound gorilla. | 1.3264 | 0.04709 | 144 | 104 | 33 | 7 |
1880 | I guess my first question is,how are you feeling? | 1.3264 | 0.04811 | 144 | 105 | 31 | 8 |
1881 | It’s time to stop reading The Unbearable Lightness of Being. | 1.3262 | 0.04774 | 141 | 102 | 32 | 7 |
1882 | Actually, Steve, there IS a giant weight on your chest. | 1.3262 | 0.05083 | 141 | 105 | 26 | 10 |
1883 | My name is indeed Doctor Forklift, but I think we should discuss expectations. | 1.3262 | 0.04879 | 141 | 103 | 30 | 8 |
1884 | What's weighing on you? | 1.3262 | 0.04667 | 141 | 101 | 34 | 6 |
1885 | It’s not often that you’re hard pressed for an answer. | 1.3262 | 0.05083 | 141 | 105 | 26 | 10 |
1886 | I find this helps patients get right to the point | 1.3262 | 0.05083 | 141 | 105 | 26 | 10 |
1887 | Yes, well ... that will take years of therapy. | 1.3262 | 0.04879 | 141 | 103 | 30 | 8 |
1888 | Would talking it out help you take that weight off your chest? | 1.3262 | 0.05083 | 141 | 105 | 26 | 10 |
1889 | I see you're fully covered by insurance. | 1.3261 | 0.05159 | 138 | 103 | 25 | 10 |
1890 | First, let's talk about your punctuality. | 1.3261 | 0.05056 | 138 | 102 | 27 | 9 |
1891 | You only seem a little depressed, maybe a centimeter or two. | 1.3261 | 0.04950 | 138 | 101 | 29 | 8 |
1892 | How does that compare to the pressure you feel at work? | 1.3259 | 0.05133 | 135 | 100 | 26 | 9 |
1893 | Well, it's not exactly the weight of the world. | 1.3259 | 0.05133 | 135 | 100 | 26 | 9 |
1894 | All they're gonna say is that you're stressed. The construction workers downstairs will be of more help and charge much less. | 1.3259 | 0.05446 | 135 | 103 | 20 | 12 |
1895 | It's a new therapy. You might notice a slight decrease in mobility. | 1.3259 | 0.05024 | 135 | 99 | 28 | 8 |
1896 | I think "Ball and Chain" might be the wrong way to characterize your feelings about your marriage. | 1.3259 | 0.05239 | 135 | 101 | 24 | 10 |
1897 | Overall, how would you describe your mood? | 1.3259 | 0.05133 | 135 | 100 | 26 | 9 |
1898 | So how long have you been feeling suffocated in our relationship? | 1.3258 | 0.04986 | 132 | 96 | 29 | 7 |
1899 | I'm glad you came in for therapy today. You obviously need to get something off your chest. | 1.3258 | 0.05323 | 132 | 99 | 23 | 10 |
1900 | You feel weighted down? Could you be more precise? | 1.3258 | 0.05741 | 132 | 103 | 15 | 14 |
1901 | Oh great, now even my couch is depressed. | 1.3258 | 0.05213 | 132 | 98 | 25 | 9 |
1902 | Wait...Weight? Don’t tell me... | 1.3258 | 0.04986 | 132 | 96 | 29 | 7 |
1903 | Yes it is quite substantial yet I wouldn’t call it the weight of the world | 1.3256 | 0.05521 | 129 | 98 | 20 | 11 |
1904 | I am beginning to think that you may not be suffering from paranoia | 1.3256 | 0.05063 | 129 | 94 | 28 | 7 |
1905 | Look, we're ALL under a little pressure. Get over yourself! | 1.3254 | 0.05018 | 126 | 91 | 29 | 6 |
1906 | Now that we have the fidgeting under control let's talk about that pressure you're feeling. | 1.3254 | 0.04890 | 126 | 90 | 31 | 5 |
1907 | Have you tried meditating? | 1.3254 | 0.04890 | 126 | 90 | 31 | 5 |
1908 | I know what you are thinking, but how does it make you feel? | 1.3254 | 0.05615 | 126 | 96 | 19 | 11 |
1909 | 'Then it hit me like a ton of bricks.' | 1.3254 | 0.05265 | 126 | 93 | 25 | 8 |
1910 | You think that's really going to get rid of the beer belly? | 1.3254 | 0.05265 | 126 | 93 | 25 | 8 |
1911 | At least we got the weight off your shoulders | 1.3252 | 0.05353 | 123 | 91 | 24 | 8 |
1912 | Sam, I'm happy I got that off my chest. | 1.3252 | 0.05596 | 123 | 93 | 20 | 10 |
1913 | Sisyphus could at least roll his burden around... | 1.3250 | 0.05444 | 120 | 89 | 23 | 8 |
1914 | I'm still finding it really hard to move on. | 1.3250 | 0.04569 | 160 | 117 | 34 | 9 |
1915 | I think we all feel the Trump Presidency is like that.... | 1.3250 | 0.05696 | 120 | 91 | 19 | 10 |
1916 | Well, Neal, that's better than the elephant of last time. | 1.3248 | 0.04538 | 157 | 114 | 35 | 8 |
1917 | You thought you could outsmart the ankle bracelet...well let's see you figure this one out. | 1.3248 | 0.05800 | 117 | 89 | 18 | 10 |
1918 | At least it is off your shoulders. Were making good progress. | 1.3247 | 0.04687 | 154 | 113 | 32 | 9 |
1919 | I'm sorry to have kept you weighting. | 1.3247 | 0.04596 | 154 | 112 | 34 | 8 |
1920 | You just take on too much. | 1.3247 | 0.04310 | 154 | 109 | 40 | 5 |
1921 | We may need to increase your dosage. | 1.3245 | 0.05108 | 151 | 115 | 23 | 13 |
1922 | I can see how that might weigh on you. | 1.3245 | 0.04750 | 151 | 111 | 31 | 9 |
1923 | Let me explain how displacement works. | 1.3245 | 0.05021 | 151 | 114 | 25 | 12 |
1924 | Doc, the truth hurts more than I expected | 1.3245 | 0.04750 | 151 | 111 | 31 | 9 |
1925 | It was actually better when it was on my shoulders. | 1.3245 | 0.04750 | 151 | 111 | 31 | 9 |
1926 | I liked the ball and chain metaphor better. | 1.3245 | 0.05108 | 151 | 115 | 23 | 13 |
1927 | Weighting for Godot | 1.3243 | 0.05002 | 148 | 111 | 26 | 11 |
1928 | It's time for you to move on. | 1.3243 | 0.04815 | 148 | 109 | 30 | 9 |
1929 | This looks a little heavy for our first session. Let's save it for next week. | 1.3243 | 0.04815 | 148 | 109 | 30 | 9 |
1930 | It's always the same, Hank. You never tell me anything. | 1.3243 | 0.04718 | 148 | 108 | 32 | 8 |
1931 | Errr, something you want to get off your chest? | 1.3243 | 0.04909 | 148 | 110 | 28 | 10 |
1932 | At least this weight is now off your shoulders. | 1.3243 | 0.04718 | 148 | 108 | 32 | 8 |
1933 | You'll appreciate it more once you get it off your chest. | 1.3243 | 0.05747 | 111 | 83 | 20 | 8 |
1934 | Now that you've got that weight off your shoulders, we need to work on your core. | 1.3241 | 0.04882 | 145 | 107 | 29 | 9 |
1935 | Accepting your guilt is a good first step, but you won't be fully free without an industrial grade engine hoist. | 1.3241 | 0.05168 | 145 | 110 | 23 | 12 |
1936 | The weight might feel figurative, but it's literal. | 1.3241 | 0.04882 | 145 | 107 | 29 | 9 |
1937 | Sorry, we're out of time. See you next week. | 1.3241 | 0.04682 | 145 | 105 | 33 | 7 |
1938 | It may or may not improve your posture, but it should at least keep you from wandering off. | 1.3241 | 0.04882 | 145 | 107 | 29 | 9 |
1939 | So, you were saying last week you no longer feel the weight of the world is on your shoulders? | 1.3239 | 0.05340 | 142 | 109 | 20 | 13 |
1940 | I'm going to refer you to a colleague that specializes in weighty issues. | 1.3239 | 0.04850 | 142 | 104 | 30 | 8 |
1941 | After many sessions together, there still seems to be something weighing you down. | 1.3239 | 0.04850 | 142 | 104 | 30 | 8 |
1942 | Now, tell me what's weighing on you today... | 1.3239 | 0.04640 | 142 | 102 | 34 | 6 |
1943 | I had to take a call, sorry for the wait. | 1.3239 | 0.04850 | 142 | 104 | 30 | 8 |
1944 | Well I just assumed “weighting room” was a typo. | 1.3239 | 0.04952 | 142 | 105 | 28 | 9 |
1945 | So tell me, what is it you need to get off your chest? | 1.3239 | 0.04640 | 142 | 102 | 34 | 6 |
1946 | All right, what is it that you want to get off your chest? | 1.3239 | 0.04850 | 142 | 104 | 30 | 8 |
1947 | Interesting, last week it was your mother weighing you down. | 1.3238 | 0.05975 | 105 | 79 | 18 | 8 |
1948 | Great progress! You're no longer carrying the weight on your shoulders. | 1.3237 | 0.04703 | 139 | 100 | 33 | 6 |
1949 | What do you fear will happen when you stop breathing? | 1.3237 | 0.05127 | 139 | 104 | 25 | 10 |
1950 | Usually I start my clients with deep breathing techniques, but in your case maybe visualization would be best? | 1.3237 | 0.04703 | 139 | 100 | 33 | 6 |
1951 | I see that you are not speaking metaphorically. | 1.3237 | 0.04813 | 139 | 101 | 31 | 7 |
1952 | You say this has been going on since 2016? | 1.3235 | 0.05101 | 136 | 101 | 26 | 9 |
1953 | The good news is you don’t have E.D. | 1.3235 | 0.05206 | 136 | 102 | 24 | 10 |
1954 | I see what you mean, but how do you feel about it? | 1.3235 | 0.04769 | 136 | 98 | 32 | 6 |
1955 | You really should get it off your chest | 1.3235 | 0.04993 | 136 | 100 | 28 | 8 |
1956 | Yes, I think it would help to get it off your chest. | 1.3235 | 0.05101 | 136 | 101 | 26 | 9 |
1957 | Get something off my chest" is so cliche. I need you to strive for originality | 1.3235 | 0.04769 | 136 | 98 | 32 | 6 |
1958 | This "Mueller" who calls you, does he give his first name? | 1.3235 | 0.05206 | 136 | 102 | 24 | 10 |
1959 | At least the weight is off your shoulders. | 1.3233 | 0.05179 | 133 | 99 | 25 | 9 |
1960 | Our smoking cessation program has a near one hundred percent success rate. | 1.3233 | 0.04955 | 133 | 97 | 29 | 7 |
1961 | Weight loss? That's down the hall. | 1.3233 | 0.05068 | 133 | 98 | 27 | 8 |
1962 | Have you tried the deep breathing exercises we discussed? | 1.3231 | 0.05374 | 130 | 98 | 22 | 10 |
1963 | I would say you have a lot to get off your chest. | 1.3231 | 0.05147 | 130 | 96 | 26 | 8 |
1964 | Better? | 1.3231 | 0.05030 | 130 | 95 | 28 | 7 |
1965 | On a positive note the fact you feel anchored in your life is a good thing | 1.3231 | 0.05374 | 130 | 98 | 22 | 10 |
1966 | With some clients it can takes years to find the root cause of their problems. With you, it’s not that difficult | 1.3231 | 0.05262 | 130 | 97 | 24 | 9 |
1967 | So, you went deep-sea fishing with Mr. Soprano...how did it make you feel? | 1.3231 | 0.05374 | 130 | 98 | 22 | 10 |
1968 | I see you would like to get something off your chest. | 1.3228 | 0.05688 | 127 | 98 | 17 | 12 |
1969 | You’ll feel so much better once you get it off your chest. | 1.3228 | 0.05577 | 127 | 97 | 19 | 11 |
1970 | You have 45minutes to get it off your chest unless want a double session. | 1.3228 | 0.04514 | 158 | 115 | 35 | 8 |
1971 | . . . and how is that working for you? | 1.3228 | 0.04858 | 158 | 119 | 27 | 12 |
1972 | So let me get this straight, you pulled into Nazareth just feelin' 'bout half past dead? | 1.3228 | 0.04689 | 158 | 117 | 31 | 10 |
1973 | How long have you been a panini? | 1.3226 | 0.05191 | 124 | 91 | 26 | 7 |
1974 | Even Freud would say you overdid it with the symbolism.. | 1.3226 | 0.04932 | 124 | 89 | 30 | 5 |
1975 | Yes, of course I'm paying attention! Tell me again about this crushing weight you feel. | 1.3226 | 0.04571 | 155 | 113 | 34 | 8 |
1976 | What is the problem from your viewpoint? | 1.3224 | 0.04723 | 152 | 112 | 31 | 9 |
1977 | Sometimes one feels better getting things off one's chest. | 1.3224 | 0.04723 | 152 | 112 | 31 | 9 |
1978 | So you feel there’s something you need to get off your chest? | 1.3224 | 0.04904 | 152 | 114 | 27 | 11 |
1979 | I don't think dieting alone will help your weight problem, Mr. Jones. | 1.3223 | 0.05532 | 121 | 91 | 21 | 9 |
1980 | Now that’s gravitas | 1.3223 | 0.05145 | 121 | 88 | 27 | 6 |
1981 | Yes, but as a metaphor for being depressed, it still borders on cliché. | 1.3221 | 0.04494 | 149 | 107 | 36 | 6 |
1982 | Try and use your words. | 1.3221 | 0.05410 | 149 | 117 | 16 | 16 |
1983 | It's common to feel weighed down by external pressures, but how are you feeling inside? | 1.3221 | 0.04392 | 149 | 106 | 38 | 5 |
1984 | The TV commercial did mention it as one of the possible side effects of the medication. | 1.3221 | 0.05063 | 149 | 113 | 24 | 12 |
1985 | Any idea what's weighing on you? | 1.3219 | 0.04655 | 146 | 106 | 33 | 7 |
1986 | Let's talk about the pressure you've been under. | 1.3219 | 0.04950 | 146 | 109 | 27 | 10 |
1987 | That should keep you here for about 9 or 10 sessions. | 1.3219 | 0.05044 | 146 | 110 | 25 | 11 |
1988 | I must say, that’s really heavy stuff. Is there anything else you'd like to get off your chest? | 1.3219 | 0.04950 | 146 | 109 | 27 | 10 |
1989 | What about you? What do you think is causing your flat affect? | 1.3219 | 0.05228 | 146 | 112 | 21 | 13 |
1990 | Well at least the load is off of your shoulders. | 1.3219 | 0.04755 | 146 | 107 | 31 | 8 |
1991 | There is something I would like to get off my chest........ | 1.3219 | 0.05044 | 146 | 110 | 25 | 11 |
1992 | Medication alone won't fix your issue. | 1.3219 | 0.04950 | 146 | 109 | 27 | 10 |
1993 | I thought we agreed you were going to stop putting yourself down. | 1.3217 | 0.05599 | 115 | 86 | 21 | 8 |
1994 | Your options seem to be limited. | 1.3217 | 0.05024 | 115 | 82 | 29 | 4 |
1995 | I hate how you never help with housework and act as if there's something more pressing. | 1.3217 | 0.05119 | 143 | 108 | 24 | 11 |
1996 | Obviously, I could simply lift the weight of your chest but that wouldn't be getting to the core of your problems. | 1.3217 | 0.04718 | 143 | 104 | 32 | 7 |
1997 | And so you feel she is pressuring you to stay? | 1.3217 | 0.04821 | 143 | 105 | 30 | 8 |
1998 | I'd say it probably isn't a heart attack. | 1.3217 | 0.04821 | 143 | 105 | 30 | 8 |
1999 | I was pondering a rather weighty problem, then ...it hit me..... | 1.3217 | 0.05022 | 143 | 107 | 26 | 10 |
2000 | Now, how about reframing with a positive perspective? | 1.3217 | 0.05308 | 143 | 110 | 20 | 13 |
2001 | What's on your mind, Harry? | 1.3217 | 0.04922 | 143 | 106 | 28 | 9 |
2002 | I am getting the feeling something is weighing on you. | 1.3214 | 0.05413 | 112 | 82 | 24 | 6 |
2003 | Why do I always have to get the door? | 1.3214 | 0.05096 | 140 | 105 | 25 | 10 |
2004 | I know it sounds difficult, but you’ll feel much better once you lose the weight | 1.3212 | 0.04629 | 165 | 123 | 31 | 11 |
2005 | Try to relax. | 1.3212 | 0.05069 | 137 | 102 | 26 | 9 |
2006 | You've been my patient for 10 years and you still never learned to unburden yourself? | 1.3212 | 0.04626 | 137 | 98 | 34 | 5 |
2007 | It ain't heavy...it's my mother | 1.3212 | 0.05069 | 137 | 102 | 26 | 9 |
2008 | How long have you been feeling this weight? | 1.3212 | 0.05069 | 137 | 102 | 26 | 9 |
2009 | You’ve got a ton of problems. | 1.3212 | 0.04740 | 137 | 99 | 32 | 6 |
2010 | It’s only a metaphor. Breathe easy. | 1.3212 | 0.04852 | 137 | 100 | 30 | 7 |
2011 | No complaints, Rocco. If you'd remembered the AA batteries, you could've done the ankle monitoring. | 1.3212 | 0.05173 | 137 | 103 | 24 | 10 |
2012 | Never mind. I can guess. | 1.3212 | 0.04962 | 137 | 101 | 28 | 8 |
2013 | Just relax and tell me all about it. | 1.3212 | 0.05173 | 137 | 103 | 24 | 10 |
2014 | Be glad that I don't charge by the pound. | 1.3212 | 0.05377 | 137 | 105 | 20 | 12 |
2015 | Now that you have called me away from a very nice dinner, what exactly is so pressing? | 1.3209 | 0.05360 | 134 | 102 | 21 | 11 |
2016 | How does that make you feel? | 1.3209 | 0.05146 | 134 | 100 | 25 | 9 |
2017 | So it's not your classic pyramid scheme. Sue me. | 1.3209 | 0.05036 | 134 | 99 | 27 | 8 |
2018 | Are you staying hydrated? | 1.3209 | 0.05146 | 134 | 100 | 25 | 9 |
2019 | I still say, "If you want a flat stomach, do sit ups!" | 1.3208 | 0.04664 | 159 | 118 | 31 | 10 |
2020 | I prefer the metaphor | 1.3208 | 0.04578 | 159 | 117 | 33 | 9 |
2021 | So, when did this panini fetish start becoming a problem? | 1.3208 | 0.06365 | 106 | 83 | 12 | 11 |
2022 | I’m prescribing an editor to reduce your cliche levels. | 1.3206 | 0.05338 | 131 | 99 | 22 | 10 |
2023 | So what’s weighing on you this week Bob? | 1.3206 | 0.05114 | 131 | 97 | 26 | 8 |
2024 | Let's weigh the pros and cons | 1.3206 | 0.05114 | 131 | 97 | 26 | 8 |
2025 | Are you sure, you have nothing to get off your chest? | 1.3206 | 0.05554 | 131 | 101 | 18 | 12 |
2026 | I need a favor. | 1.3206 | 0.04757 | 131 | 94 | 32 | 5 |
2027 | Oh, come on. That's just a figure of speech. | 1.3205 | 0.04636 | 156 | 115 | 32 | 9 |
2028 | Do you want sympathy or help? | 1.3203 | 0.05195 | 128 | 95 | 25 | 8 |
2029 | ...research indicates this is the best approach to impulse control. | 1.3203 | 0.04697 | 128 | 91 | 33 | 4 |
2030 | If that gets much larger, you really should see someone about it. | 1.3203 | 0.05195 | 128 | 95 | 25 | 8 |
2031 | Mmm ... probably psychosomatic. | 1.3203 | 0.05195 | 128 | 95 | 25 | 8 |
2032 | It is just your imagination, Mr Zeppelin. You will not lift off | 1.3203 | 0.05539 | 128 | 98 | 19 | 11 |
2033 | Have you thought of losing weight? | 1.3203 | 0.04697 | 153 | 113 | 31 | 9 |
2034 | Stop being so literal! | 1.3200 | 0.06176 | 100 | 76 | 16 | 8 |
2035 | I see that your past weighs heavily upon you. | 1.3200 | 0.04568 | 150 | 109 | 34 | 7 |
2036 | I have a crush on you. | 1.3200 | 0.05279 | 125 | 93 | 24 | 8 |
2037 | So which is in your imagination, the comfy couch or the oppressive weight | 1.3200 | 0.04853 | 150 | 112 | 28 | 10 |
2038 | Have you considered that it's not your problems that are weighing you down? | 1.3200 | 0.05400 | 125 | 94 | 22 | 9 |
2039 | I gotta tell ya', it's better than a monkey on your back. | 1.3200 | 0.04665 | 150 | 110 | 32 | 8 |
2040 | On a positive note-the weight seems to be off your shoulders | 1.3200 | 0.05029 | 125 | 91 | 28 | 6 |
2041 | You're improving. It's smaller than last week's load. | 1.3197 | 0.04825 | 147 | 109 | 29 | 9 |
2042 | Honey, it's been over four hours. Time to call the doctor. | 1.3197 | 0.04921 | 147 | 110 | 27 | 10 |
2043 | Yes.. but tell me more about your childhood | 1.3197 | 0.04526 | 147 | 106 | 35 | 6 |
2044 | I believe your self-esteem would improve if you lost weight. | 1.3197 | 0.04728 | 147 | 108 | 31 | 8 |
2045 | Really, Phil? A pyramid scheme? | 1.3197 | 0.05240 | 122 | 90 | 25 | 7 |
2046 | There’s something I’d like to get off my chest. | 1.3197 | 0.05240 | 122 | 90 | 25 | 7 |
2047 | Do you do think you do well under pressure? | 1.3194 | 0.04691 | 144 | 105 | 32 | 7 |
2048 | I think it replaced the elephant in the room. | 1.3194 | 0.04992 | 144 | 108 | 26 | 10 |
2049 | So what is your personal crisis this week? | 1.3194 | 0.04992 | 144 | 108 | 26 | 10 |
2050 | Maybe it's not heavy. Maybe it's your brother. | 1.3194 | 0.04691 | 144 | 105 | 32 | 7 |
2051 | I am certain that with twelve more sessions we can find your problem. | 1.3193 | 0.05715 | 119 | 91 | 18 | 10 |
2052 | "In a 45 minute session I can't make any promises... | 1.3191 | 0.05261 | 141 | 108 | 21 | 12 |
2053 | No, no, there IS something I have to get off of my chest. | 1.3191 | 0.04648 | 141 | 102 | 33 | 6 |
2054 | Another 10 minutes and you won't even notice it's there. | 1.3191 | 0.04964 | 141 | 105 | 27 | 9 |
2055 | We all carry heavy burdens, Mr. Jones." | 1.3191 | 0.04861 | 141 | 104 | 29 | 8 |
2056 | Take a deep breath and imagine going to your happy place. | 1.3191 | 0.04861 | 141 | 104 | 29 | 8 |
2057 | I'm here to get something off my chest | 1.3191 | 0.04964 | 141 | 105 | 27 | 9 |
2058 | Thank God I ordered that memory foam couch” | 1.3191 | 0.04861 | 141 | 104 | 29 | 8 |
2059 | So sorry, but I only deal with crushing emotional weight. | 1.3191 | 0.04755 | 141 | 103 | 31 | 7 |
2060 | Think of it as an apt metaphor. | 1.3191 | 0.04861 | 141 | 104 | 29 | 8 |
2061 | Unburden yourself quickly, Mr. Johnson, our time is almost up. | 1.3191 | 0.05065 | 141 | 106 | 25 | 10 |
2062 | That’s a lot of cowbell! | 1.3191 | 0.05065 | 141 | 106 | 25 | 10 |
2063 | First, tell me about your childhood. | 1.3190 | 0.04743 | 163 | 123 | 28 | 12 |
2064 | I need to get this off my chest. | 1.3190 | 0.05421 | 116 | 86 | 23 | 7 |
2065 | At least today it's not the weight of the world | 1.3190 | 0.05137 | 116 | 84 | 27 | 5 |
2066 | To be honest Doc, I preferred when the weight of the world was on my shoulders. | 1.3190 | 0.05691 | 116 | 88 | 19 | 9 |
2067 | Okay, so you had pulled into Nazareth, just a feelin' 'bout half past dead. Then what happened ? | 1.3188 | 0.05243 | 138 | 105 | 22 | 11 |
2068 | Now, that's a concrete statement. | 1.3188 | 0.04823 | 138 | 101 | 30 | 7 |
2069 | I don’t think it’s the food. | 1.3188 | 0.04598 | 138 | 99 | 34 | 5 |
2070 | Do you want soup or baked chicken for dinner? | 1.3188 | 0.05141 | 138 | 104 | 24 | 10 |
2071 | I know it's unprofessional, but I've developed a crush on you. | 1.3188 | 0.04598 | 138 | 99 | 34 | 5 |
2072 | I understand you've been under a lot of pressure lately. Do you have any idea why? | 1.3188 | 0.04823 | 138 | 101 | 30 | 7 |
2073 | Let’s talk about your weight. | 1.3188 | 0.05037 | 138 | 103 | 26 | 9 |
2074 | Let's explore the possibility that it is not just the unresolved emotional trauma that is weighing you down. | 1.3188 | 0.05037 | 138 | 103 | 26 | 9 |
2075 | The cardiologist said it wasn't my heart. | 1.3188 | 0.04553 | 160 | 118 | 33 | 9 |
2076 | Have you tried lifting weights? | 1.3185 | 0.05221 | 135 | 102 | 23 | 10 |
2077 | So you would say that it's really weighing on you... | 1.3185 | 0.05114 | 135 | 101 | 25 | 9 |
2078 | When you're ready to share your feelings, I'll take that off. | 1.3185 | 0.05004 | 135 | 100 | 27 | 8 |
2079 | I could have imagined the weight of your burden without the visual aid. | 1.3185 | 0.04431 | 157 | 114 | 36 | 7 |
2080 | It's like a gravity blanket, minus the comfort. | 1.3182 | 0.05081 | 132 | 98 | 26 | 8 |
2081 | You took the weight off my shoulders, but I still need to get something off my chest. | 1.3182 | 0.04966 | 132 | 97 | 28 | 7 |
2082 | I promise, after this session you'll feel like a huge weight was lifted. | 1.3182 | 0.04966 | 132 | 97 | 28 | 7 |
2083 | But, what’s on your mind? | 1.3182 | 0.05193 | 132 | 99 | 24 | 9 |
2084 | How do you think I feel? I’m crushed! | 1.3182 | 0.04486 | 154 | 112 | 35 | 7 |
2085 | "I hear you denying it. But from where I'm sitting, this--quote unquote-- 'weight' you're carrying is very real." | 1.3182 | 0.05193 | 132 | 99 | 24 | 9 |
2086 | Would you describe it as a metric tonne or an imperial ton? | 1.3178 | 0.05160 | 129 | 96 | 25 | 8 |
2087 | This is analysis. Each time we meet I use a toothpick to chisel off a bit of the concrete | 1.3178 | 0.05042 | 129 | 95 | 27 | 7 |
2088 | We've succeeded in taking it off your mind. | 1.3178 | 0.05160 | 129 | 96 | 25 | 8 |
2089 | I think the best way to get this weight off your chest is going to be a pulley system. Failing that, we'll get you some Xanax. | 1.3178 | 0.05042 | 129 | 95 | 27 | 7 |
2090 | Let’s not waste time here. You’re gonna need medication for that. | 1.3178 | 0.05042 | 129 | 95 | 27 | 7 |
2091 | ...and our time is up. How do you feel? | 1.3176 | 0.05167 | 148 | 114 | 21 | 13 |
2092 | We're all under pressure | 1.3176 | 0.04701 | 148 | 109 | 31 | 8 |
2093 | I know what I said in my book, but your circumstances may require more than attitudinal change. | 1.3176 | 0.04292 | 148 | 105 | 39 | 4 |
2094 | Well, you seem better than last week. | 1.3175 | 0.04995 | 126 | 92 | 28 | 6 |
2095 | I think you're ready to explore the idea that this weight you feel may have an external source. | 1.3175 | 0.04867 | 126 | 91 | 30 | 5 |
2096 | I don't think of it as pressure. I see it more as an opportunity. | 1.3175 | 0.05480 | 126 | 96 | 20 | 10 |
2097 | I feel like there's something you need to get off your chest. | 1.3175 | 0.05595 | 126 | 97 | 18 | 11 |
2098 | I understand you want to get something off your chest. | 1.3175 | 0.05595 | 126 | 97 | 18 | 11 |
2099 | . . . so, what's new? | 1.3175 | 0.04734 | 126 | 90 | 32 | 4 |
2100 | Weight of the world? I've heard worse. | 1.3172 | 0.05057 | 145 | 110 | 24 | 11 |
2101 | ...and that must have hit you like a ten ton weight. | 1.3172 | 0.04765 | 145 | 107 | 30 | 8 |
2102 | Doc, I appreciate all you've done for me, but I've been hiding something from you and I just have to get it off my chest. | 1.3171 | 0.05330 | 123 | 92 | 23 | 8 |
2103 | I wouldn't say it's the weight of the world, but I get the point you're making. | 1.3171 | 0.05074 | 123 | 90 | 27 | 6 |
2104 | Your insurance doesn’t cover this.... | 1.3169 | 0.04934 | 142 | 106 | 27 | 9 |
2105 | Now have you always had a weight problem? | 1.3169 | 0.05034 | 142 | 107 | 25 | 10 |
2106 | Shall we start at the beginning, Mr. Vader? | 1.3169 | 0.05132 | 142 | 108 | 23 | 11 |
2107 | Something is clearly weighing on you. | 1.3169 | 0.04934 | 142 | 106 | 27 | 9 |
2108 | You are definitely not imagining this crushing feeling | 1.3169 | 0.04934 | 142 | 106 | 27 | 9 |
2109 | You'll feel much better once you get that weight off your chest. | 1.3167 | 0.05290 | 120 | 89 | 24 | 7 |
2110 | That's a possibility, but tell me more about your father. | 1.3165 | 0.05006 | 139 | 104 | 26 | 9 |
2111 | So you want me to help you get something off your chest. | 1.3165 | 0.04683 | 139 | 101 | 32 | 6 |
2112 | It's a gradual therapy. We start small and work you up to the weight of the world. | 1.3165 | 0.04683 | 139 | 101 | 32 | 6 |
2113 | This is my new relativity therapy. Now just visualize your other problems getting smaller and smaller. | 1.3165 | 0.04571 | 139 | 100 | 34 | 5 |
2114 | It's all in your head. | 1.3165 | 0.05210 | 139 | 106 | 22 | 11 |
2115 | When you signed on with Trump, you knew this would happen. | 1.3165 | 0.05309 | 139 | 107 | 20 | 12 |
2116 | I'm pretty sure I know where the pressure is coming from. | 1.3165 | 0.05109 | 139 | 105 | 24 | 10 |
2117 | Is your depression related to your weight? | 1.3165 | 0.05309 | 139 | 107 | 20 | 12 |
2118 | Sorry, your time’s up. | 1.3162 | 0.05242 | 117 | 86 | 25 | 6 |
2119 | Just try not to think about it. | 1.3162 | 0.04862 | 136 | 100 | 29 | 7 |
2120 | I can only help you if you are willing to unburden yourself. | 1.3162 | 0.04633 | 136 | 98 | 33 | 5 |
2121 | Should I look for the cat or not? | 1.3162 | 0.05393 | 136 | 105 | 19 | 12 |
2122 | Don't worry, we'll get it off as soon as our elephant comes back in the room. | 1.3162 | 0.05081 | 136 | 102 | 25 | 9 |
2123 | Let's be realistic, it's not the weight of the WORLD | 1.3162 | 0.05493 | 136 | 106 | 17 | 13 |
2124 | As Tony Soprano would say: „Better on your chest than around your feet!“ | 1.3158 | 0.04420 | 152 | 110 | 36 | 6 |
2125 | Just keep up with those breathing exercises we practiced--the only thing pinning you to that couch is you, Randy | 1.3158 | 0.04934 | 133 | 98 | 28 | 7 |
2126 | You're clearly have a lot on your chest today | 1.3158 | 0.04707 | 152 | 113 | 30 | 9 |
2127 | Stop telling me to lighten up! | 1.3158 | 0.04934 | 133 | 98 | 28 | 7 |
2128 | John, you need to unburden yourself from this "weight of the whole world" thing. | 1.3154 | 0.04864 | 149 | 112 | 27 | 10 |
2129 | so you think that will stop your sleepwalking? | 1.3154 | 0.04476 | 149 | 108 | 35 | 6 |
2130 | Your insurance only reimburses me by the pound | 1.3154 | 0.04576 | 149 | 109 | 33 | 7 |
2131 | You say you've been experiencing a lot of pressure lately. How does that make you feel? | 1.3154 | 0.04770 | 149 | 111 | 29 | 9 |
2132 | So you say you feel like you're being crushed by your own self doubt? | 1.3154 | 0.05126 | 130 | 97 | 25 | 8 |
2133 | Richard, I see your pain ... but we really must end there. | 1.3154 | 0.05354 | 130 | 99 | 21 | 10 |
2134 | Really, how is this about my mother? | 1.3154 | 0.05009 | 130 | 96 | 27 | 7 |
2135 | When you told me on the phone about a heavy burden I didn't expect this | 1.3154 | 0.05009 | 130 | 96 | 27 | 7 |
2136 | A gravity blanket would have been sufficient. | 1.3154 | 0.05009 | 130 | 96 | 27 | 7 |
2137 | So how long after the construction accident did you start to notice any symptoms? | 1.3153 | 0.05862 | 111 | 85 | 17 | 9 |
2138 | So why do you feel like you are under so much pressure? | 1.3153 | 0.05427 | 111 | 82 | 23 | 6 |
2139 | Chuck, I feel your pain | 1.3153 | 0.05576 | 111 | 83 | 21 | 7 |
2140 | Freud would say the 2 ton weight is your mother. | 1.3151 | 0.04933 | 146 | 110 | 26 | 10 |
2141 | Yes , of course external pressures can impact us. | 1.3151 | 0.04533 | 146 | 106 | 34 | 6 |
2142 | You feel that you're under a lot of pressure... | 1.3151 | 0.04737 | 146 | 108 | 30 | 8 |
2143 | You say you are having chest pains? | 1.3151 | 0.04095 | 146 | 102 | 42 | 2 |
2144 | So tell me, why do you think you feel as if a two ton weight is holding you down? | 1.3151 | 0.04933 | 146 | 110 | 26 | 10 |
2145 | You talk as though no one else is burdened. | 1.3150 | 0.05327 | 127 | 96 | 22 | 9 |
2146 | I'm in the mood for panini. | 1.3150 | 0.05087 | 127 | 94 | 26 | 7 |
2147 | I've reserved the crane for next Tuesday. Try not to talk. | 1.3150 | 0.04962 | 127 | 93 | 28 | 6 |
2148 | It's taken years of therapy, but finally I think I know why you're depressed. | 1.3150 | 0.05087 | 127 | 94 | 26 | 7 |
2149 | Dyspepsia, heartburn ... What else? | 1.3148 | 0.05681 | 108 | 81 | 20 | 7 |
2150 | They were out of elephants. | 1.3147 | 0.05197 | 143 | 110 | 21 | 12 |
2151 | So you WERE being literal when you made the appointment. | 1.3147 | 0.04593 | 143 | 104 | 33 | 6 |
2152 | Well, yes, I am a certified weight-loss hypnotherapist, but I think your problem is beyond my expertise. | 1.3147 | 0.04803 | 143 | 106 | 29 | 8 |
2153 | Mine is invisible. | 1.3147 | 0.04803 | 143 | 106 | 29 | 8 |
2154 | So listen, I just have to get something off my chest. | 1.3147 | 0.05004 | 143 | 108 | 25 | 10 |
2155 | Doc, give it to me straight: is it real? | 1.3147 | 0.05004 | 143 | 108 | 25 | 10 |
2156 | Have you been under a lot of pressure lately? | 1.3145 | 0.05653 | 124 | 96 | 17 | 11 |
2157 | To be fair, it’s not the weight of the world.... | 1.3145 | 0.05168 | 124 | 92 | 25 | 7 |
2158 | Sorry about the huge wait. | 1.3145 | 0.04384 | 159 | 116 | 36 | 7 |
2159 | You seem fine to me. | 1.3145 | 0.04898 | 159 | 122 | 24 | 13 |
2160 | I think I figured out what's been weighing you down. | 1.3143 | 0.04975 | 140 | 105 | 26 | 9 |
2161 | I don't think it's your wife that's weighing you down | 1.3143 | 0.05178 | 140 | 107 | 22 | 11 |
2162 | Why don't we start first with what's weighing on your mind? | 1.3143 | 0.04871 | 140 | 104 | 28 | 8 |
2163 | Not to worry, we can still hold your therapy session. Just blink once for yes and twice for no. | 1.3140 | 0.05382 | 121 | 91 | 22 | 8 |
2164 | So, have you tried other ways to keep it down? | 1.3139 | 0.05458 | 137 | 107 | 17 | 13 |
2165 | No, literally, you need to get whatever that is off your chest. | 1.3139 | 0.04832 | 137 | 101 | 29 | 7 |
2166 | I thought some actual weight might put your 'weight-of-the-world' shtick into perspective. | 1.3139 | 0.05049 | 137 | 103 | 25 | 9 |
2167 | You need to stop watching the news, Robert. | 1.3139 | 0.04832 | 137 | 101 | 29 | 7 |
2168 | Now think of feeling like that and having morning sickness. | 1.3139 | 0.04942 | 137 | 102 | 27 | 8 |
2169 | It's not the weight of the world, so quit whining. | 1.3137 | 0.04396 | 153 | 111 | 36 | 6 |
2170 | I do want you to tell me about your mother, but I see you have other burdens that weigh heavily on you. | 1.3136 | 0.04918 | 118 | 85 | 29 | 4 |
2171 | I think we can rule out heart attack as a cause of your symptoms. | 1.3136 | 0.05476 | 118 | 89 | 21 | 8 |
2172 | So how's the new mood stabilizer working? | 1.3136 | 0.05607 | 118 | 90 | 19 | 9 |
2173 | ... and I found the guillotine at our last session a far more expressive psychodrama, Mr. Boynton. | 1.3134 | 0.05126 | 134 | 101 | 24 | 9 |
2174 | Every one feels under pressure. Why do you? | 1.3134 | 0.05126 | 134 | 101 | 24 | 9 |
2175 | Have you considered that the large concrete block may also want to spend some time apart? | 1.3134 | 0.05235 | 134 | 102 | 22 | 10 |
2176 | Don't know why, I just feel overwhelmed. | 1.3134 | 0.05235 | 134 | 102 | 22 | 10 |
2177 | This seems like an odd way to treat people with a sexual addiction. | 1.3134 | 0.04903 | 134 | 99 | 28 | 7 |
2178 | It’s a true concrete concern | 1.3134 | 0.05126 | 134 | 101 | 24 | 9 |
2179 | You are dealing with some heavy stuff. It is okay to cry. | 1.3133 | 0.04743 | 150 | 112 | 29 | 9 |
2180 | I’m usually not this blunt with my clients but, damn—your mother did a job on you! | 1.3133 | 0.04743 | 150 | 112 | 29 | 9 |
2181 | Can I recommend an anti-depressant? | 1.3130 | 0.05207 | 131 | 99 | 23 | 9 |
2182 | The only way to lose the weight is to get off the couch. | 1.3130 | 0.04976 | 131 | 97 | 27 | 7 |
2183 | You think you had a bad day. | 1.3130 | 0.05207 | 131 | 99 | 23 | 9 |
2184 | Don't worry Mr Smith, 2020 is almost here. He'll be gone soon. | 1.3130 | 0.05318 | 131 | 100 | 21 | 10 |
2185 | See? Stress isn't really like having a giant weight on your chest, now is it? | 1.3129 | 0.04710 | 147 | 109 | 30 | 8 |
2186 | I'll give you the number of a crane operator that takes your insurance. | 1.3129 | 0.04904 | 147 | 111 | 26 | 10 |
2187 | The key is to forget it even exists | 1.3129 | 0.04610 | 147 | 108 | 32 | 7 |
2188 | Actually, I have seen worse. | 1.3129 | 0.04710 | 147 | 109 | 30 | 8 |
2189 | What's on your mind today? | 1.3129 | 0.04507 | 147 | 107 | 34 | 6 |
2190 | Something got you down? | 1.3129 | 0.04710 | 147 | 109 | 30 | 8 |
2191 | Tell me how you get that fucking thing past security every week. | 1.3129 | 0.04904 | 147 | 111 | 26 | 10 |
2192 | Well, if you die, at least we won’t have to press your trousers. | 1.3125 | 0.04974 | 144 | 109 | 25 | 10 |
2193 | I treat figurative problems. | 1.3125 | 0.05070 | 144 | 110 | 23 | 11 |
2194 | Don't be a martyr. I have a number of pressing obligations, too. | 1.3125 | 0.04875 | 144 | 108 | 27 | 9 |
2195 | I told you that chandelier was too gauche. | 1.3125 | 0.05291 | 128 | 97 | 22 | 9 |
2196 | The next exercise is to squeeze your buttocks, then raise your buttocks creating a bridge with your body. Hold and lower your body, then repeat. | 1.3125 | 0.04671 | 144 | 106 | 31 | 7 |
2197 | I've been struggling to find the strength to lift myself out of bed in the morning. | 1.3125 | 0.05173 | 128 | 96 | 24 | 8 |
2198 | Why don't you tell me what you want to get off your chest. | 1.3125 | 0.05677 | 112 | 85 | 19 | 8 |
2199 | So are you feeling depressed? | 1.3125 | 0.04974 | 144 | 109 | 25 | 10 |
2200 | Please. You have worse problems. Trump's in office. | 1.3125 | 0.05629 | 128 | 100 | 16 | 12 |
2201 | I suppose you want me to get the door... again. | 1.3125 | 0.05053 | 128 | 95 | 26 | 7 |
2202 | Tell me again.Why are you feeling such pressure ? | 1.3125 | 0.04803 | 128 | 93 | 30 | 5 |
2203 | Is there something you want to get off your chest? | 1.3125 | 0.04875 | 144 | 108 | 27 | 9 |
2204 | Your HMO doesn't cover that. | 1.3121 | 0.04533 | 173 | 131 | 30 | 12 |
2205 | Okay, Harry. What is it you wish to discuss? | 1.3121 | 0.05433 | 141 | 111 | 16 | 14 |
2206 | Well, technically, it isn't the weight of the world. | 1.3121 | 0.05046 | 141 | 107 | 24 | 10 |
2207 | Take a deep breath and tell me about it. | 1.3121 | 0.04736 | 141 | 104 | 30 | 7 |
2208 | "Today, let's try to get at the root of your claustrophobia." | 1.3121 | 0.04403 | 141 | 101 | 36 | 4 |
2209 | I wouldn't make any accusations against 'Fat Tony' if I were you. | 1.3121 | 0.05046 | 141 | 107 | 24 | 10 |
2210 | I see you're going for subtlety this week. | 1.3121 | 0.04736 | 141 | 104 | 30 | 7 |
2211 | Your condition is severe. Most of my patients are only in need of a weighted blanket. | 1.3121 | 0.04841 | 141 | 105 | 28 | 8 |
2212 | That's so cliche. Tell me how you really feel. | 1.3121 | 0.04517 | 141 | 102 | 34 | 5 |
2213 | So I think this weight you’ve been carrying around is definitely real. | 1.3121 | 0.04736 | 141 | 104 | 30 | 7 |
2214 | So when you said you needed to get something off your chest... | 1.3120 | 0.05378 | 125 | 95 | 21 | 9 |
2215 | What else is weighing on you? | 1.3120 | 0.05005 | 125 | 92 | 27 | 6 |
2216 | Doc, there's a ton I want to get off my chest today. | 1.3120 | 0.05378 | 125 | 95 | 21 | 9 |
2217 | What makes you say she’s pressuring you to get married? | 1.3120 | 0.05378 | 125 | 95 | 21 | 9 |
2218 | Hmmm....your symptom is more consistent with a heart attack. | 1.3120 | 0.05257 | 125 | 94 | 23 | 8 |
2219 | Hand me the remote. | 1.3120 | 0.05497 | 125 | 96 | 19 | 10 |
2220 | Do you think it’s climate change or the 2020 elections? | 1.3120 | 0.05497 | 125 | 96 | 19 | 10 |
2221 | Well, emotional weight can manifest itself in many ways. | 1.3120 | 0.05133 | 125 | 93 | 25 | 7 |
2222 | You’ve got to lighten up. | 1.3116 | 0.04691 | 138 | 101 | 31 | 6 |
2223 | And how does the Road Runner make you feel? | 1.3116 | 0.05122 | 138 | 105 | 23 | 10 |
2224 | That is the equivalent of three ex-wives, seven mortgages and eight kids who barely acknowledge your existence. | 1.3116 | 0.04691 | 138 | 101 | 31 | 6 |
2225 | Just be thankful you didn't say you have a monkey on your back. | 1.3116 | 0.04911 | 138 | 103 | 27 | 8 |
2226 | I'm afraid our hour is up. I'm going out to lunch, but feel free to take your time leaving. | 1.3116 | 0.04802 | 138 | 102 | 29 | 7 |
2227 | Although you are not having a heart attack, I can assure you that you are not a hypochondriac, Mr. Floyd. | 1.3116 | 0.04911 | 138 | 103 | 27 | 8 |
2228 | "We all feel like we have a weight on us, honey. It's probably just a metaphor." | 1.3116 | 0.05018 | 138 | 104 | 25 | 9 |
2229 | Phil, did you hear me? Today was the worst day of my life. | 1.3116 | 0.05122 | 138 | 105 | 23 | 10 |
2230 | Why do “you” think you feel under such pressure? | 1.3116 | 0.04911 | 138 | 103 | 27 | 8 |
2231 | Thank God I work on retainer, you have a ton to get off your chest. | 1.3116 | 0.05018 | 138 | 104 | 25 | 9 |
2232 | Can you see it from her side now? | 1.3116 | 0.04577 | 138 | 100 | 33 | 5 |
2233 | You know, I have a real visual sense of the crushing weight you describe. | 1.3116 | 0.05325 | 138 | 107 | 19 | 12 |
2234 | At least we've finally identified what's been weighing on you. | 1.3115 | 0.05085 | 122 | 90 | 26 | 6 |
2235 | Would you feel different sitting up? | 1.3115 | 0.05216 | 122 | 91 | 24 | 7 |
2236 | I think we should talk about the anvil in the room | 1.3115 | 0.05216 | 122 | 91 | 24 | 7 |
2237 | Would it kill you to listen for a minute? | 1.3113 | 0.04989 | 151 | 116 | 23 | 12 |
2238 | And that’s not the worst part. I can’t even tie my own shoelaces. | 1.3113 | 0.04621 | 151 | 112 | 31 | 8 |
2239 | At least you can’t complain about having the weight of the world on your shoulders. | 1.3111 | 0.04984 | 135 | 101 | 26 | 8 |
2240 | And how's that working for you?" | 1.3111 | 0.04639 | 135 | 98 | 32 | 5 |
2241 | Now think of all the needless pressure you bring upon yourself. | 1.3111 | 0.04757 | 135 | 99 | 30 | 6 |
2242 | Eventually, not winning the New Yorker caption competition starts to weigh a person down. That's all I'm saying. | 1.3111 | 0.05409 | 135 | 105 | 18 | 12 |
2243 | Perhaps you should stop fiddling with it for a while | 1.3111 | 0.04639 | 135 | 98 | 32 | 5 |
2244 | Have you tried talking about it? | 1.3111 | 0.04872 | 135 | 100 | 28 | 7 |
2245 | I see you've put on some weight. | 1.3109 | 0.05566 | 119 | 91 | 19 | 9 |
2246 | And how do you FEEL about it? | 1.3109 | 0.05303 | 119 | 89 | 23 | 7 |
2247 | Burdened you say? | 1.3108 | 0.04780 | 148 | 111 | 28 | 9 |
2248 | Have you considered it’s you that’s the problem? | 1.3108 | 0.04583 | 148 | 109 | 32 | 7 |
2249 | How did you manage that with our broken elevator? | 1.3108 | 0.04875 | 148 | 112 | 26 | 10 |
2250 | There’s nothing on earth preventing your leaving my care, Mr. Shigo. | 1.3108 | 0.04683 | 148 | 110 | 30 | 8 |
2251 | I think you're underweight. | 1.3108 | 0.04875 | 148 | 112 | 26 | 10 |
2252 | Karen, I told you, I’ve been under a lot of pressure lately. | 1.3106 | 0.04825 | 132 | 97 | 29 | 6 |
2253 | So, is there anything else you want to tell me? | 1.3106 | 0.04825 | 132 | 97 | 29 | 6 |
2254 | So, why do you feel that I am keeping your here against your will? | 1.3106 | 0.05173 | 132 | 100 | 23 | 9 |
2255 | I don't think so; COPD is when an elephant is sitting on you. | 1.3106 | 0.05283 | 132 | 101 | 21 | 10 |
2256 | Gee, that’s really heavy but your time’s up. | 1.3106 | 0.04825 | 132 | 97 | 29 | 6 |
2257 | Unfortunately your insurance doesn’t cover this modality | 1.3106 | 0.04825 | 132 | 97 | 29 | 6 |
2258 | Good. You're starting to understand 'privilege'. | 1.3103 | 0.04540 | 145 | 106 | 33 | 6 |
2259 | Your biggest problem is you overdramatize everything. | 1.3103 | 0.04324 | 145 | 104 | 37 | 4 |
2260 | I feel so much better having gotten that off my chest. | 1.3103 | 0.04746 | 145 | 108 | 29 | 8 |
2261 | I know you are depressed, but if we cannot go beyond tired cliches I cannot help you. | 1.3103 | 0.04846 | 145 | 109 | 27 | 9 |
2262 | You weren't exaggerating your struggles with weight. | 1.3103 | 0.04944 | 145 | 110 | 25 | 10 |
2263 | I carried it in. I can carry it out. | 1.3103 | 0.05395 | 116 | 87 | 22 | 7 |
2264 | Unfortunately, the anvil on your chest is not covered by your co-pay. | 1.3101 | 0.04772 | 129 | 94 | 30 | 5 |
2265 | If you’re really that unhappy, just leave. | 1.3101 | 0.05255 | 129 | 98 | 22 | 9 |
2266 | You never want to go out. | 1.3101 | 0.05255 | 129 | 98 | 22 | 9 |
2267 | Don't worry, it's figurative. | 1.3101 | 0.05138 | 129 | 97 | 24 | 8 |
2268 | So tell me Bob, just how long have you been feeling this pier pressure ? | 1.3101 | 0.05019 | 129 | 96 | 26 | 7 |
2269 | Is there something you’d like to get off your chest, dear? | 1.3099 | 0.05211 | 142 | 110 | 20 | 12 |
2270 | Well Harold, I think we've made some real progress now that you don't feel the weight of the world is on your shoulders | 1.3099 | 0.04707 | 142 | 105 | 30 | 7 |
2271 | It’s a cartoon universe, so yes, it’s literal here. | 1.3099 | 0.04812 | 142 | 106 | 28 | 8 |
2272 | This was not the birth control I had in mind. | 1.3099 | 0.04915 | 142 | 107 | 26 | 9 |
2273 | How long has that been weighing on you? | 1.3099 | 0.04915 | 142 | 107 | 26 | 9 |
2274 | Now let's hear one long deep breath out. | 1.3097 | 0.04806 | 155 | 118 | 26 | 11 |
2275 | I see you've putting on more weight lately. | 1.3095 | 0.05341 | 126 | 96 | 21 | 9 |
2276 | And when you say, “crushing weight on your chest,” how exactly do you mean that? | 1.3095 | 0.04464 | 168 | 126 | 32 | 10 |
2277 | Now take a deep breath . . . | 1.3095 | 0.05341 | 126 | 96 | 21 | 9 |
2278 | My license limits me to getting the load off your mind | 1.3095 | 0.05341 | 126 | 96 | 21 | 9 |
2279 | So, do you think you maybe take things too literally? | 1.3095 | 0.05098 | 126 | 94 | 25 | 7 |
2280 | I learned this therapy when I was stationed in Guantanamo. | 1.3095 | 0.05221 | 126 | 95 | 23 | 8 |
2281 | No more excuses Fred. The only thing holding you back is yourself. | 1.3095 | 0.04842 | 126 | 92 | 29 | 5 |
2282 | Mr Grobner, it IS a weight! | 1.3094 | 0.04987 | 139 | 105 | 25 | 9 |
2283 | Are you more relaxed now that the weight was lifted from your shoulders? | 1.3094 | 0.04773 | 139 | 103 | 29 | 7 |
2284 | Something you want to get off your chest, Bob? | 1.3094 | 0.05191 | 139 | 107 | 21 | 11 |
2285 | My approach combines theories from psychoanalysis and Temple Grandin. | 1.3094 | 0.05191 | 139 | 107 | 21 | 11 |
2286 | Look on the bright side. It could have been the world. | 1.3094 | 0.04881 | 139 | 104 | 27 | 8 |
2287 | You mean ‘figuratively’. | 1.3094 | 0.05090 | 139 | 106 | 23 | 10 |
2288 | You say you've been feeling a lot of pressure lately? | 1.3094 | 0.04773 | 139 | 103 | 29 | 7 |
2289 | You said something about "getting something off your chest"? | 1.3094 | 0.04662 | 139 | 102 | 31 | 6 |
2290 | I'm sorry, but you exceed the emotional weight limit that your HMO will cover. | 1.3092 | 0.05133 | 152 | 119 | 19 | 14 |
2291 | Next week, let's reenact your dream about being naked at work. | 1.3092 | 0.04781 | 152 | 115 | 27 | 10 |
2292 | Visualize a metaphor. | 1.3089 | 0.05049 | 123 | 91 | 26 | 6 |
2293 | We don’t want you blowing away again, now do we? | 1.3089 | 0.05307 | 123 | 93 | 22 | 8 |
2294 | So is there anything new concerning you this week? | 1.3089 | 0.05431 | 123 | 94 | 20 | 9 |
2295 | I've devised a new technique to help us get through your exaggerated feelings of self-importance. | 1.3089 | 0.05180 | 123 | 92 | 24 | 7 |
2296 | Dear, I know you don't like me giving you advice, but it really is a lot easier to press your shirt when you're not wearing it. | 1.3089 | 0.05307 | 123 | 93 | 22 | 8 |
2297 | Getting a bit literal with your metaphors, aren’t you? | 1.3088 | 0.04491 | 136 | 98 | 34 | 4 |
2298 | I promise you'll feel lighter afterwards. | 1.3088 | 0.04727 | 136 | 100 | 30 | 6 |
2299 | What else besides getting another day older and deeper in debt is weighing on you? | 1.3088 | 0.05168 | 136 | 104 | 22 | 10 |
2300 | Now Mr. Smith, tell me about your mother. | 1.3088 | 0.05061 | 136 | 103 | 24 | 9 |
2301 | Feel free to unburden yourself. | 1.3088 | 0.05061 | 136 | 103 | 24 | 9 |
2302 | I can't help but notice you've put some weight on. | 1.3088 | 0.04841 | 136 | 101 | 28 | 7 |
2303 | I have no control over the Mueller investigation. | 1.3087 | 0.04656 | 149 | 111 | 30 | 8 |
2304 | Your insurance covers "monkey on your back", so lets discuss that. | 1.3086 | 0.04976 | 162 | 127 | 20 | 15 |
2305 | You have to let go. It's just you holding yourself down. | 1.3083 | 0.05525 | 120 | 92 | 19 | 9 |
2306 | OK . Tell me all. Imagine how good it will feel to get this off your chest | 1.3083 | 0.05131 | 120 | 89 | 25 | 6 |
2307 | So what’s weighing you down that you had to see me immediately? | 1.3083 | 0.05131 | 120 | 89 | 25 | 6 |
2308 | Now about that bill. | 1.3083 | 0.05650 | 120 | 93 | 17 | 10 |
2309 | In pyramid years, how long since your divorce? | 1.3083 | 0.05265 | 120 | 90 | 23 | 7 |
2310 | Well, at least you got that elephant off your chest. | 1.3083 | 0.05139 | 133 | 101 | 23 | 9 |
2311 | ..and how did that make you feel? | 1.3083 | 0.04795 | 133 | 98 | 29 | 6 |
2312 | It's great that you're seeking help, but I think you've come to the wrong place. | 1.3083 | 0.04551 | 133 | 96 | 33 | 4 |
2313 | I'll have that removed after you pay for your last three visits. | 1.3083 | 0.05356 | 133 | 103 | 19 | 11 |
2314 | I don't like it when men leave me. | 1.3083 | 0.04912 | 133 | 99 | 27 | 7 |
2315 | Sure, you can leave anytime. I charge by the hour. | 1.3083 | 0.05027 | 133 | 100 | 25 | 8 |
2316 | Why do you never go anywhere with me? | 1.3082 | 0.04718 | 146 | 109 | 29 | 8 |
2317 | How long have you been trying to lose weight? | 1.3082 | 0.05103 | 146 | 113 | 21 | 12 |
2318 | I'm just saying,if you had started doing sit-ups three months before our cruise you wouldn't have to do this now. | 1.3082 | 0.04718 | 146 | 109 | 29 | 8 |
2319 | so you like heavy metal | 1.3082 | 0.04718 | 146 | 109 | 29 | 8 |
2320 | Our time is up, so you're going to have to carry this around until at least next Thursday. | 1.3082 | 0.05010 | 146 | 112 | 23 | 11 |
2321 | Well, at least you're not behind the eight ball. | 1.3082 | 0.04914 | 146 | 111 | 25 | 10 |
2322 | It's the weight of anxiety. Just let it go . . . | 1.3082 | 0.05285 | 146 | 115 | 17 | 14 |
2323 | Let's revisit your feelings about my fee. | 1.3082 | 0.04914 | 146 | 111 | 25 | 10 |
2324 | ...and you call this by your wife's name? | 1.3077 | 0.05443 | 130 | 101 | 18 | 11 |
2325 | Well, it's been five hours. Any change, or should we call the doctor? | 1.3077 | 0.04986 | 130 | 97 | 26 | 7 |
2326 | I need to get something off my chest. | 1.3077 | 0.04885 | 143 | 108 | 26 | 9 |
2327 | How many Flat Stanley books have you read? | 1.3077 | 0.04783 | 143 | 107 | 28 | 8 |
2328 | Now, how does that make you feel? | 1.3077 | 0.04985 | 143 | 109 | 24 | 10 |
2329 | My advice, don't exhale." | 1.3077 | 0.04573 | 143 | 105 | 32 | 6 |
2330 | I have to admit when you said you were carrying around the weight of the world I had a different image. | 1.3077 | 0.04482 | 130 | 93 | 34 | 3 |
2331 | With some work we can get you down to keys and a smartphone. | 1.3077 | 0.04865 | 130 | 96 | 28 | 6 |
2332 | Just breathe. | 1.3072 | 0.04932 | 153 | 118 | 23 | 12 |
2333 | Whatever happened to that elephant in the room? | 1.3072 | 0.04377 | 153 | 112 | 35 | 6 |
2334 | You've turned passive-aggressive behavior into an art form. | 1.3072 | 0.04844 | 153 | 117 | 25 | 11 |
2335 | As your psychiatrist, I can promise you that the weight is NOT on your mind. | 1.3072 | 0.04570 | 153 | 114 | 31 | 8 |
2336 | First of all, I think you should lose weight. | 1.3072 | 0.04754 | 153 | 116 | 27 | 10 |
2337 | How's your pain on a scale of 1 to 10? | 1.3072 | 0.05018 | 153 | 119 | 21 | 13 |
2338 | But you'd previously described feeling like you'd been hit by a ton of bricks | 1.3071 | 0.05058 | 140 | 107 | 23 | 10 |
2339 | I feel as though something is weighing you down. Let's talk about your childhood. You had mentioned your father was an executive at the ACME Corporation" | 1.3071 | 0.04744 | 140 | 104 | 29 | 7 |
2340 | So you are feeling weighed down, how so? | 1.3071 | 0.04851 | 140 | 105 | 27 | 8 |
2341 | I see that you’re still having trouble with weight loss | 1.3071 | 0.05063 | 127 | 95 | 25 | 7 |
2342 | And your complaint about Viagra is what? | 1.3071 | 0.05647 | 127 | 100 | 15 | 12 |
2343 | I said that you should show more compassion, not compression! | 1.3071 | 0.05185 | 127 | 96 | 23 | 8 |
2344 | Seems to me you need to get something off your chest. | 1.3071 | 0.04938 | 127 | 94 | 27 | 6 |
2345 | Well, I see your time is up. | 1.3071 | 0.04678 | 127 | 92 | 31 | 4 |
2346 | Yes Fred, I’ve NEVER felt more certain about a diagnosis. | 1.3071 | 0.05535 | 127 | 99 | 17 | 11 |
2347 | You always want to talk about your problems first. | 1.3071 | 0.05185 | 127 | 96 | 23 | 8 |
2348 | Enough about what's weighing on you. Let's get back to your feelings. | 1.3070 | 0.05157 | 114 | 84 | 25 | 5 |
2349 | I'll take it off if you promise to stop changing the channels. | 1.3070 | 0.05305 | 114 | 85 | 23 | 6 |
2350 | Do you feel better, now that it's off your mind? | 1.3067 | 0.04629 | 150 | 112 | 30 | 8 |
2351 | When you said that you were caught between a rock and a hard place, I didn’t think you meant literally. | 1.3067 | 0.04819 | 150 | 114 | 26 | 10 |
2352 | I think we’d better start by defining the word ‘shrink’. | 1.3067 | 0.04629 | 150 | 112 | 30 | 8 |
2353 | Whatever it is, just speak up and get it off your chest! | 1.3067 | 0.04819 | 150 | 114 | 26 | 10 |
2354 | Okay, it may be our song, but I still say The Band meant it in more of an allegorical sense. | 1.3066 | 0.04698 | 137 | 101 | 30 | 6 |
2355 | Easily the worst case of erectile dysfunction I've seen. | 1.3066 | 0.04921 | 137 | 103 | 26 | 8 |
2356 | This is the first treatment for your fear of flying | 1.3066 | 0.04811 | 137 | 102 | 28 | 7 |
2357 | So, Mr. Johnson, what do you want to get off your chest this session? | 1.3066 | 0.05029 | 137 | 104 | 24 | 9 |
2358 | Have you considered healthier ways to iron your slacks? | 1.3066 | 0.05238 | 137 | 106 | 20 | 11 |
2359 | Would you call yourself overdramatic? Moan in anguish once for yes, twice for no. | 1.3066 | 0.04698 | 137 | 101 | 30 | 6 |
2360 | What's important now is to reset your narrative. | 1.3066 | 0.04811 | 137 | 102 | 28 | 7 |
2361 | I get a sense that you're concerned about your weight. | 1.3066 | 0.05135 | 137 | 105 | 22 | 10 |
2362 | Well, that's how clichés get to be clichés. | 1.3066 | 0.04811 | 137 | 102 | 28 | 7 |
2363 | I have this crushing feeling psychiatry isn't working for me. | 1.3065 | 0.05144 | 124 | 93 | 24 | 7 |
2364 | Unfortunately, you've come to the wrong place. I specialize in albatrosses. | 1.3065 | 0.05393 | 124 | 95 | 20 | 9 |
2365 | So, can you describe these feelings of oppression? | 1.3065 | 0.04882 | 124 | 91 | 28 | 5 |
2366 | I’d like to start by talking about what you think of my new haircut. | 1.3065 | 0.05144 | 124 | 93 | 24 | 7 |
2367 | Mr. Williams, let the weight do the work. | 1.3062 | 0.04433 | 160 | 119 | 33 | 8 |
2368 | It’s your obsession with weight that’s holding you down. | 1.3061 | 0.05073 | 147 | 114 | 21 | 12 |
2369 | Weighted down how? | 1.3061 | 0.04885 | 147 | 112 | 25 | 10 |
2370 | My cardiologist calls this the "widow maker." | 1.3060 | 0.05106 | 134 | 102 | 23 | 9 |
2371 | It’s a new technique: the load on your chest distracts you from whatever’s weighing on your mind. | 1.3060 | 0.04994 | 134 | 101 | 25 | 8 |
2372 | Therapists use the phrase "to get something off your chest" metaphorically. I'll refer you to a crane operator. | 1.3060 | 0.05106 | 134 | 102 | 23 | 9 |
2373 | So, what's weighing you down? | 1.3060 | 0.04881 | 134 | 100 | 27 | 7 |
2374 | My apologies, ordinarily this is a safe space. | 1.3060 | 0.05214 | 134 | 103 | 21 | 10 |
2375 | I'm sorry, but you're doing it wrong. It's supposed to be on your shoulders. | 1.3060 | 0.04994 | 134 | 101 | 25 | 8 |
2376 | Times's up, Mr. Jones. I'm referring you to a weight loss counselor. I really need that couch back. | 1.3060 | 0.05321 | 134 | 104 | 19 | 11 |
2377 | How would you describe your mood overall? | 1.3058 | 0.05358 | 121 | 92 | 21 | 8 |
2378 | Getting the weight of the world off your shoulders was a good start, but I believe there's still something you need to get off your chest. | 1.3058 | 0.05358 | 121 | 92 | 21 | 8 |
2379 | Can't you see the pressure I'm under? | 1.3058 | 0.05485 | 121 | 93 | 19 | 9 |
2380 | I meant it a bit more metaphorically... | 1.3058 | 0.05095 | 121 | 90 | 25 | 6 |
2381 | I thought this might offer you some perspective. | 1.3057 | 0.04396 | 157 | 116 | 34 | 7 |
2382 | There’s something I’m still not quite ready to get off my chest. | 1.3056 | 0.04856 | 144 | 109 | 26 | 9 |
2383 | I think your depression may be caused by a weight issue. | 1.3056 | 0.04438 | 144 | 105 | 34 | 5 |
2384 | Nonsense, Samson! You DO have a handle on your weight problem, but the real issue is you’re bald. | 1.3056 | 0.04755 | 144 | 108 | 28 | 8 |
2385 | Anything you want to get off your chest, Carl? | 1.3056 | 0.05241 | 144 | 113 | 18 | 13 |
2386 | Doctor, my wife says that I don't handle pressure well. | 1.3056 | 0.04755 | 144 | 108 | 28 | 8 |
2387 | You can go when I say you can go. | 1.3054 | 0.04783 | 167 | 130 | 23 | 14 |
2388 | I only wish you could also support a family. | 1.3053 | 0.05071 | 131 | 99 | 24 | 8 |
2389 | We usually see this on shoulders. | 1.3053 | 0.04833 | 131 | 97 | 28 | 6 |
2390 | Honey, I have something that I want to get off my chest! | 1.3053 | 0.04953 | 131 | 98 | 26 | 7 |
2391 | Yes, that's 2000 pounds...but doesn't it feel lighter knowing that it's also 907.18 kilograms? | 1.3053 | 0.04584 | 131 | 95 | 32 | 4 |
2392 | How was your day? | 1.3053 | 0.04953 | 131 | 98 | 26 | 7 |
2393 | Repeat after me - the only thing holding you back is yourself | 1.3053 | 0.04710 | 131 | 96 | 30 | 5 |
2394 | Why not just try cutting carbs? | 1.3053 | 0.04953 | 131 | 98 | 26 | 7 |
2395 | So, Ed, would you say I've got your attention, now? | 1.3052 | 0.04353 | 154 | 113 | 35 | 6 |
2396 | Seems like you have a lot on your chest | 1.3051 | 0.05451 | 118 | 90 | 20 | 8 |
2397 | I wasn’t planning to pressure you to marry me, but... | 1.3051 | 0.05036 | 118 | 87 | 26 | 5 |
2398 | Honestly Jerry, it's like you hardly lift a finger anymore. | 1.3051 | 0.05036 | 118 | 87 | 26 | 5 |
2399 | How long have you been feeling a little flat and experiencing a shortness of breath? | 1.3051 | 0.05036 | 118 | 87 | 26 | 5 |
2400 | Today, let's go back a few generations and talk about your great-great grandfather Sisyphus. | 1.3051 | 0.05316 | 118 | 89 | 22 | 7 |
2401 | You say you've been under a lot of pressure lately, care to elaborate on that? | 1.3050 | 0.05027 | 141 | 108 | 23 | 10 |
2402 | If this won't counteract the blue pill, nothing will. | 1.3050 | 0.04715 | 141 | 105 | 29 | 7 |
2403 | Let’s work on some relaxation techniques … first, take a deep breath, and hold it … . | 1.3050 | 0.04821 | 141 | 106 | 27 | 8 |
2404 | Me helping you take a load off your chest is just an expression. | 1.3050 | 0.04925 | 141 | 107 | 25 | 9 |
2405 | Well, it's still better than having the weight of the world on your shoulders isn't it? | 1.3047 | 0.05150 | 128 | 97 | 23 | 8 |
2406 | I’m sorry, our ton is up. I mean we have to weight until next week. Talk about a Freudian slip. | 1.3047 | 0.05150 | 128 | 97 | 23 | 8 |
2407 | And, by now, the pressures of everyday life should seem miniscule by comparison. | 1.3047 | 0.04778 | 128 | 94 | 29 | 5 |
2408 | Accept that your mother will never provide the nurturing you crave, Tony, and the weight will lift. | 1.3047 | 0.05384 | 128 | 99 | 19 | 10 |
2409 | Better. Definitely better. I used to feel like I had the weight of the world on me. | 1.3047 | 0.05150 | 128 | 97 | 23 | 8 |
2410 | And how long have you been under this, Mr. Hoffa? | 1.3047 | 0.05497 | 128 | 100 | 17 | 11 |
2411 | We call this the Mueller experience. Anything you would like to confess? | 1.3047 | 0.04778 | 128 | 94 | 29 | 5 |
2412 | You, you, you. It's always about you! | 1.3047 | 0.04905 | 128 | 95 | 27 | 6 |
2413 | Relax and breathe deeply." | 1.3047 | 0.04905 | 128 | 95 | 27 | 6 |
2414 | Big. Yes. But not the weight of the world. | 1.3047 | 0.04778 | 128 | 94 | 29 | 5 |
2415 | Whatever it is that's weighing you down, get it off your chest. | 1.3046 | 0.04407 | 151 | 111 | 34 | 6 |
2416 | Now that it's off your back do you feel better? | 1.3046 | 0.04603 | 151 | 113 | 30 | 8 |
2417 | Stop complaining, you still have your health | 1.3043 | 0.05265 | 115 | 86 | 23 | 6 |
2418 | Feeling depressed? | 1.3043 | 0.05119 | 115 | 85 | 25 | 5 |
2419 | I can see you have a lot on your chest, that’s why we’re here! | 1.3043 | 0.04781 | 138 | 103 | 28 | 7 |
2420 | You said you prefer to be underweight. But this is ridiculous. | 1.3043 | 0.05102 | 138 | 106 | 22 | 10 |
2421 | Nothing on your mind? | 1.3043 | 0.05205 | 138 | 107 | 20 | 11 |
2422 | Your message said some things were weighing on you. | 1.3043 | 0.05265 | 115 | 86 | 23 | 6 |
2423 | You really need to put down Wile E. Coyote as your emergency contact from now on. | 1.3043 | 0.05102 | 138 | 106 | 22 | 10 |
2424 | Ok. But wouldn't you agree that "The weight of the world.." is really just you being overdramatic again? | 1.3043 | 0.05548 | 115 | 88 | 19 | 8 |
2425 | ...and how do you feel now that it's off your shoulders? | 1.3043 | 0.05102 | 138 | 106 | 22 | 10 |
2426 | I appreciate the effort. But in talk therapy we need to use words. | 1.3043 | 0.04749 | 161 | 124 | 25 | 12 |
2427 | Is it really weighing on you? | 1.3043 | 0.04781 | 138 | 103 | 28 | 7 |
2428 | I see ... have you tried a forklift? | 1.3043 | 0.04230 | 161 | 118 | 37 | 6 |
2429 | I’m afraid your insurance doesn’t cover therapy for ‘materialized existential dread,’ Paul. | 1.3043 | 0.04669 | 138 | 102 | 30 | 6 |
2430 | The pressure you feel- do you think that came from your parents? | 1.3043 | 0.04437 | 138 | 100 | 34 | 4 |
2431 | Let’s try again... Tell me about your mother. | 1.3041 | 0.04564 | 148 | 110 | 31 | 7 |
2432 | I would agree. It's NOT just your thoughts weighing you down. | 1.3041 | 0.04761 | 148 | 112 | 27 | 9 |
2433 | So I guess we have to talk about the elephant in the room. | 1.3041 | 0.04761 | 148 | 112 | 27 | 9 |
2434 | Let’s address the elephant in the room.” “No, no, it only feels like an elephant. | 1.3041 | 0.04664 | 148 | 111 | 29 | 8 |
2435 | If it makes you feel any better, only good people feel guilt. | 1.3041 | 0.04761 | 148 | 112 | 27 | 9 |
2436 | I think we've made some real progress; it's no longer on your shoulders. | 1.3040 | 0.05108 | 125 | 94 | 24 | 7 |
2437 | Hyperbole is not helpful in discussing how you see our relationship. | 1.3040 | 0.05474 | 125 | 97 | 18 | 10 |
2438 | You're not having a heart attack, Harry. | 1.3040 | 0.04980 | 125 | 93 | 26 | 6 |
2439 | I warned you one Cialis was enough. | 1.3040 | 0.05355 | 125 | 96 | 20 | 9 |
2440 | Well, the two of you clearly have some issues to resolve... | 1.3040 | 0.05108 | 125 | 94 | 24 | 7 |
2441 | I would have come sooner but I thought you said wait. | 1.3040 | 0.05108 | 125 | 94 | 24 | 7 |
2442 | Needs more cowbell." | 1.3037 | 0.05180 | 135 | 104 | 21 | 10 |
2443 | Please, try to focus on your emotional, rather than physical, issues? | 1.3037 | 0.05390 | 135 | 106 | 17 | 12 |
2444 | Can you please just lighten up for a change? | 1.3037 | 0.04734 | 135 | 100 | 29 | 6 |
2445 | Yes, you definitely are dealing with some weighty issues. | 1.3037 | 0.04850 | 135 | 101 | 27 | 7 |
2446 | The good news is, we've gotten the weight off your shoulders. | 1.3036 | 0.05649 | 112 | 86 | 18 | 8 |
2447 | That's correct. For two hundred fifty dollars I remove the weight. | 1.3034 | 0.05116 | 145 | 113 | 20 | 12 |
2448 | Well, we did manage to take the weight off of your shoulders. | 1.3034 | 0.04727 | 145 | 109 | 28 | 8 |
2449 | College debt can't be that bad. | 1.3034 | 0.04827 | 145 | 110 | 26 | 9 |
2450 | I think I understand why you may be feeling depressed lately. | 1.3034 | 0.04624 | 145 | 108 | 30 | 7 |
2451 | Honey... anything you'd like to get off your chest? | 1.3034 | 0.04925 | 145 | 111 | 24 | 10 |
2452 | No, but it will get you to confess to witchcraft. | 1.3033 | 0.05191 | 122 | 92 | 23 | 7 |
2453 | I think I may have a weight problem... | 1.3033 | 0.05320 | 122 | 93 | 21 | 8 |
2454 | So why do you think you're experiencing this crushing sensation in your chest? | 1.3033 | 0.04784 | 122 | 89 | 29 | 4 |
2455 | I’d like you to take a moment and try to sense what it feels like when your mother-in-law drops in for a visit | 1.3032 | 0.04789 | 155 | 119 | 25 | 11 |
2456 | No, it's not all in my head. | 1.3032 | 0.04425 | 155 | 115 | 33 | 7 |
2457 | You're feeling hard pressed to talk about it?" | 1.3030 | 0.04921 | 132 | 99 | 26 | 7 |
2458 | Would you be happier if it were a ton of feathers? | 1.3030 | 0.05151 | 132 | 101 | 22 | 9 |
2459 | You know, this is going to be a first for me, but I think we're gonna go with Steroids instead of Prozac for this one. | 1.3030 | 0.05371 | 132 | 103 | 18 | 11 |
2460 | Better or worse? | 1.3030 | 0.05151 | 132 | 101 | 22 | 9 |
2461 | I think we are making process. You used to have the weight of the world on your shoulders. | 1.3030 | 0.04680 | 132 | 97 | 30 | 5 |
2462 | I'm glad you finally got that weight off your shoulders. | 1.3030 | 0.05037 | 132 | 100 | 24 | 8 |
2463 | Good news Mr. Atlas you are not imagining it you DO have the weight of the world on you. | 1.3030 | 0.04921 | 132 | 99 | 26 | 7 |
2464 | Mr. Brown I want you to take a deep breath and let all the heaviness out | 1.3030 | 0.04680 | 132 | 97 | 30 | 5 |
2465 | Well, we managed to take the weight off your shoulders, at least. | 1.3028 | 0.04792 | 142 | 107 | 27 | 8 |
2466 | Thank you - that's a real weight off my mind... | 1.3028 | 0.04687 | 142 | 106 | 29 | 7 |
2467 | Sorry, my fee only covers taking a weight off your shoulders. | 1.3028 | 0.04579 | 142 | 105 | 31 | 6 |
2468 | No need to be such a literalist, Mr. Dobson. | 1.3028 | 0.04996 | 142 | 109 | 23 | 10 |
2469 | I DO understand that you are under a lot of pressure right now, but you really must get out of bed. | 1.3028 | 0.05095 | 142 | 110 | 21 | 11 |
2470 | Because a ball and chain is just so 20th Century | 1.3028 | 0.04687 | 142 | 106 | 29 | 7 |
2471 | About your last bill... | 1.3028 | 0.04895 | 142 | 108 | 25 | 9 |
2472 | It's called "privilege therapy." This one equalizes your experience as a cis-gendered heterosexual White male with that of gay Black woman. | 1.3026 | 0.04763 | 152 | 116 | 26 | 10 |
2473 | Honey, there's a little something I need to get off my chest. | 1.3026 | 0.04671 | 152 | 115 | 28 | 9 |
2474 | Tell me more about feeling trapped. | 1.3026 | 0.04577 | 152 | 114 | 30 | 8 |
2475 | Yes, I have experience treating depression, anxiety, insomnia, and falling anvils. | 1.3026 | 0.04577 | 152 | 114 | 30 | 8 |
2476 | Don't tell me. There's something you want to get off your chest. | 1.3025 | 0.05000 | 119 | 88 | 26 | 5 |
2477 | Doris awaits patiently for Herb's shirt and trousers to be pressed. | 1.3025 | 0.05277 | 119 | 90 | 22 | 7 |
2478 | We're only 15 minutes into our first session, but I think what you're feeling is that big weight on your chest. | 1.3023 | 0.04747 | 129 | 95 | 29 | 5 |
2479 | Let's talk through it. | 1.3023 | 0.04747 | 129 | 95 | 29 | 5 |
2480 | Honey, I wish you’d lighten up.” | 1.3023 | 0.04996 | 129 | 97 | 25 | 7 |
2481 | We're staying here until you tell me you love me. | 1.3023 | 0.04996 | 129 | 97 | 25 | 7 |
2482 | Now, can you please tell me what was so important that I had to drop everything to listen to you? | 1.3023 | 0.04747 | 129 | 95 | 29 | 5 |
2483 | Let’s explore why a skinny guy like you would think you have a weight problem. | 1.3023 | 0.05347 | 129 | 100 | 19 | 10 |
2484 | Now we're going to address your Sisyphus complex. | 1.3023 | 0.04747 | 129 | 95 | 29 | 5 |
2485 | I have a ton of issues this week, Doc! | 1.3023 | 0.04747 | 129 | 95 | 29 | 5 |
2486 | I've been meaning to get that chandelier fixed. | 1.3023 | 0.05459 | 129 | 101 | 17 | 11 |
2487 | Trust the Process | 1.3023 | 0.04996 | 129 | 97 | 25 | 7 |
2488 | Ever feel like you just have to get something off your chest? | 1.3023 | 0.04747 | 129 | 95 | 29 | 5 |
2489 | I appreciate the visual Bob, but your friend with the crane just drove off and we have a hard stop in an hour. | 1.3022 | 0.05172 | 139 | 108 | 20 | 11 |
2490 | We got rid of the baggage from your childhood. That's progress. | 1.3022 | 0.04752 | 139 | 104 | 28 | 7 |
2491 | On a lighter note, your clothes are well pressed. | 1.3022 | 0.04527 | 139 | 102 | 32 | 5 |
2492 | This is therapy, not theater, now please take that off. | 1.3022 | 0.04752 | 139 | 104 | 28 | 7 |
2493 | When did you start to feel like you were under a lot of pressure? | 1.3020 | 0.04733 | 149 | 113 | 27 | 9 |
2494 | Do you think you might be taking things a bit too literally? | 1.3020 | 0.04637 | 149 | 112 | 29 | 8 |
2495 | So how, exactly, did you get here? | 1.3020 | 0.04637 | 149 | 112 | 29 | 8 |
2496 | I've told you before, I am not a mind reader. You're going to have to tell me what's weighing you down. | 1.3019 | 0.05714 | 106 | 81 | 18 | 7 |
2497 | I’m fully aware of the irony in this situation arising during our session. | 1.3017 | 0.05081 | 116 | 86 | 25 | 5 |
2498 | I wish I could come up with a metaphor for what I'm feeling right now... | 1.3016 | 0.05073 | 126 | 95 | 24 | 7 |
2499 | I assume you are relieved to no longer have the weight on your shoulders. | 1.3016 | 0.04947 | 126 | 94 | 26 | 6 |
2500 | So tell me again about your relationship with your mother. | 1.3016 | 0.05197 | 126 | 96 | 22 | 8 |
2501 | Now do you understand how I'm feeling? | 1.3016 | 0.05197 | 126 | 96 | 22 | 8 |
2502 | Tell me what's weighing on you? | 1.3016 | 0.05318 | 126 | 97 | 20 | 9 |
2503 | Well, ever think of ME? I'm under a great deal of pressure, too. | 1.3015 | 0.04931 | 136 | 103 | 25 | 8 |
2504 | Some patients feel like a great weight has been lifted - Some don't. | 1.3015 | 0.04931 | 136 | 103 | 25 | 8 |
2505 | You seem to be under a lot of pressure; let's talk about that. | 1.3015 | 0.04931 | 136 | 103 | 25 | 8 |
2506 | I get this sense something's weighing you down today. | 1.3015 | 0.04588 | 136 | 100 | 31 | 5 |
2507 | What do you associate with feeling 'under pressure' | 1.3015 | 0.04931 | 136 | 103 | 25 | 8 |
2508 | Mr. Trump, as your psychiatrist, now you might understand how I feel... | 1.3015 | 0.04705 | 136 | 101 | 29 | 6 |
2509 | If that's "the weight of the world", Sam, you've tragically underestimated the size of your problem. | 1.3015 | 0.04931 | 136 | 103 | 25 | 8 |
2510 | Tell me if I got it wrong, but from how I understand it, you’re feeling crushed. | 1.3015 | 0.04819 | 136 | 102 | 27 | 7 |
2511 | I hear it is the not the weight that kills you. It's the density. | 1.3014 | 0.04798 | 146 | 111 | 26 | 9 |
2512 | Are you confident that's not just a lampshade? | 1.3014 | 0.04798 | 146 | 111 | 26 | 9 |
2513 | Your mental block appears to be the result of an external condition. | 1.3009 | 0.05166 | 113 | 84 | 24 | 5 |
2514 | Maybe, John, you should consider getting a smaller key chain. | 1.3009 | 0.05166 | 113 | 84 | 24 | 5 |
2515 | I hope through our work together you will be able to rid yourself of whatever is burdening you. | 1.3008 | 0.04889 | 123 | 91 | 27 | 5 |
2516 | You look uncomfortable. Is it something I said? | 1.3008 | 0.05529 | 123 | 96 | 17 | 10 |
2517 | Sooooo. You're a Trumpie. How's that going? | 1.3008 | 0.05648 | 123 | 97 | 15 | 11 |
2518 | You say you feel like you have a 2-ton weight on you. What do you mean by that? | 1.3008 | 0.05155 | 123 | 93 | 23 | 7 |
2519 | But WHY do you want to get this weight lifted off your chest? | 1.3008 | 0.04889 | 133 | 100 | 26 | 7 |
2520 | And your dad said this to you when? | 1.3008 | 0.04889 | 133 | 100 | 26 | 7 |
2521 | You really think my childhood traumas are causing my chest pains? | 1.3008 | 0.05227 | 133 | 103 | 20 | 10 |
2522 | I dunno. Sometimes I think, maybe I should grow it longer again. A pageboy, instead of a bob. But then I think, what am I thinking. I would look ridiculous with a pageboy. I'm a bob sort of a girl. Always have been. Always will be. Bob, bob, bob. | 1.3008 | 0.05005 | 133 | 101 | 24 | 8 |
2523 | Certainly I can help you... but I charge by the pound” | 1.3008 | 0.05117 | 133 | 102 | 22 | 9 |
2524 | You say your mother is inside? | 1.3008 | 0.04889 | 133 | 100 | 26 | 7 |
2525 | I get that it's heavy, but how do you "feel" about it? | 1.3008 | 0.04526 | 133 | 97 | 32 | 4 |
2526 | I can see something's weighing on you. | 1.3008 | 0.04771 | 133 | 99 | 28 | 6 |
2527 | What's weighing on you figuratively, I mean. | 1.3008 | 0.05335 | 133 | 104 | 18 | 11 |
2528 | So tell me, what’s weighing on you? | 1.3007 | 0.04966 | 143 | 110 | 23 | 10 |
2529 | It's all in your mind you know". | 1.3007 | 0.04659 | 143 | 107 | 29 | 7 |
2530 | You see, I deal more with emotional weight. | 1.3007 | 0.04330 | 143 | 104 | 35 | 4 |
2531 | I used to help my patients get things off their chest. But I’ve found this technique to be more effective. | 1.3007 | 0.05064 | 143 | 111 | 21 | 11 |
2532 | Just try to relax and get things off your chest. | 1.3007 | 0.04645 | 153 | 116 | 28 | 9 |
2533 | I said you needed to DEcompress. | 1.3000 | 0.04963 | 130 | 98 | 25 | 7 |
2534 | This wasn’t quite what I meant when I asked you to bring in what’s been weighing you down. | 1.3000 | 0.05711 | 110 | 85 | 17 | 8 |
2535 | Try using "I" statements when speaking about the mass. | 1.3000 | 0.04706 | 150 | 114 | 27 | 9 |
2536 | Once we lower your anxiety level, you'll feel a ton better. | 1.3000 | 0.04935 | 140 | 107 | 24 | 9 |
2537 | Taking the weight of your shoulder was free. The next session costs $250. | 1.3000 | 0.04512 | 150 | 112 | 31 | 7 |
2538 | Wait how the fuck did you get in the door | 1.3000 | 0.05238 | 140 | 110 | 18 | 12 |
2539 | It's just another example of how you react to a situation...you can focus on the immense weight bearing down, or the joy from your clothes being pressed and wrinkle free! | 1.3000 | 0.05081 | 130 | 99 | 23 | 8 |
2540 | Barney had many years of therapy ahead. | 1.3000 | 0.04893 | 150 | 116 | 23 | 11 |
2541 | Before I can help you, you’ll need to see a doctor to make sure your chest pain isn’t from a heart attack. | 1.3000 | 0.04830 | 140 | 106 | 26 | 8 |
2542 | When I said I can help lift the weight off your chest it was a metaphor” | 1.3000 | 0.05081 | 130 | 99 | 23 | 8 |
2543 | If you will recall, at our last session it was revealed that you had a crush on ME. | 1.3000 | 0.04963 | 130 | 98 | 25 | 7 |
2544 | I see your mother-in-law has arrived. | 1.3000 | 0.04612 | 140 | 104 | 30 | 6 |
2545 | This is a traditional therapeutic technique from colonial Massachusetts. | 1.3000 | 0.05371 | 120 | 92 | 20 | 8 |
2546 | I feel that you're under a great deal of stress. | 1.3000 | 0.04610 | 150 | 113 | 29 | 8 |
2547 | Ah. Perhaps a little TOO good at the visualization. | 1.3000 | 0.05139 | 140 | 109 | 20 | 11 |
2548 | Is something weighing on you? | 1.3000 | 0.04512 | 150 | 112 | 31 | 7 |
2549 | No, Mr. Johnson, I don't know exactly how that feels. Can you try describing it a little less melodramatically? | 1.3000 | 0.04512 | 150 | 112 | 31 | 7 |
2550 | Don't let it get you down. | 1.2994 | 0.04187 | 157 | 115 | 37 | 5 |
2551 | And just how do you feel trapped? | 1.2994 | 0.04560 | 157 | 119 | 29 | 9 |
2552 | Something seems to be weighing you down. Do you want to talk about it? | 1.2993 | 0.04467 | 147 | 109 | 32 | 6 |
2553 | This “weight of the world” you feel, can you visualize it? | 1.2993 | 0.04770 | 147 | 112 | 26 | 9 |
2554 | Do you want to talk about what’s weighing you down? | 1.2993 | 0.04675 | 137 | 102 | 29 | 6 |
2555 | This is a new therapy, let me know if you're uncomfortable | 1.2993 | 0.04789 | 137 | 103 | 27 | 7 |
2556 | Now isn't that much better than having it on your shoulders? | 1.2993 | 0.04789 | 137 | 103 | 27 | 7 |
2557 | Why do you suppose losing weight is important to you? | 1.2993 | 0.05114 | 137 | 106 | 21 | 10 |
2558 | I’m a psychiatrist. I can’t help you with your crushing chest pain. | 1.2993 | 0.04559 | 137 | 101 | 31 | 5 |
2559 | are you sure there’s nothing you’d like to get off your chest? | 1.2993 | 0.05218 | 137 | 107 | 19 | 11 |
2560 | If you’d like to book a longer session, just ask. | 1.2993 | 0.04900 | 137 | 104 | 25 | 8 |
2561 | We have to get whatever is weighing you down off your chest. | 1.2992 | 0.05281 | 127 | 98 | 20 | 9 |
2562 | Well sure,but it’s no ball and chain | 1.2992 | 0.04784 | 127 | 94 | 28 | 5 |
2563 | Is it really the thousand pound weight, or is this about your father? | 1.2992 | 0.05513 | 127 | 100 | 16 | 11 |
2564 | That should take care of your fear of floating off into the air | 1.2987 | 0.04334 | 154 | 114 | 34 | 6 |
2565 | So, what I hear you saying is that you feel a heavy weight on your chest. Is that right? | 1.2987 | 0.04526 | 154 | 116 | 30 | 8 |
2566 | I don't care what they say, I'd still rather it was feathers. | 1.2987 | 0.04710 | 154 | 118 | 26 | 10 |
2567 | Three . . two . . .one . . okay, now open your eyes. | 1.2986 | 0.04631 | 144 | 108 | 29 | 7 |
2568 | I guess I misunderstood When you said you wish you could put on a little weight | 1.2986 | 0.04935 | 144 | 111 | 23 | 10 |
2569 | What you are experiencing is a severe case of Panettone. | 1.2986 | 0.04416 | 144 | 106 | 33 | 5 |
2570 | At what age did you really feel it was a burden? | 1.2986 | 0.04631 | 144 | 108 | 29 | 7 |
2571 | The weight of the world is a bit of an exaggeration, don’t you think? | 1.2985 | 0.04741 | 134 | 100 | 28 | 6 |
2572 | We may want to stop before 50 minutes today. | 1.2985 | 0.04372 | 134 | 97 | 34 | 3 |
2573 | I can tell. There’s something you’d like to get off your chest. | 1.2985 | 0.05084 | 134 | 103 | 22 | 9 |
2574 | I only promised that I could get the weight off your shoulders. | 1.2985 | 0.04621 | 134 | 99 | 30 | 5 |
2575 | So the gravity blanket didn't work? | 1.2985 | 0.04858 | 134 | 101 | 26 | 7 |
2576 | Tell me more about this weight you’ve been carrying around. | 1.2985 | 0.04498 | 134 | 98 | 32 | 4 |
2577 | Your condition is not unusual, though typically I see patients carrying the weight of the world on their shoulders. | 1.2985 | 0.04972 | 134 | 102 | 24 | 8 |
2578 | I know you say that you have a broken heart, but I think it's time for you start worrying about your ribs. | 1.2985 | 0.04741 | 134 | 100 | 28 | 6 |
2579 | So, you want to get something off your chest? My last patient had a monkey on his back. | 1.2985 | 0.04972 | 134 | 102 | 24 | 8 |
2580 | Visualize yourself not having the life crushed out of you and then be that reality. | 1.2985 | 0.04498 | 134 | 98 | 32 | 4 |
2581 | Is there anything in particular weighing on you today? | 1.2984 | 0.05119 | 124 | 94 | 23 | 7 |
2582 | Well, it looks like you have a lot to get off your chest. | 1.2982 | 0.05700 | 114 | 89 | 16 | 9 |
2583 | At least we got it off your shoulders. | 1.2980 | 0.04387 | 151 | 112 | 33 | 6 |
2584 | Yes, but in the last 10 years of therapy we’ve gotten that unbearable weight off your back. | 1.2980 | 0.04864 | 151 | 117 | 23 | 11 |
2585 | There is so much weighing on me, I don't know where to start. | 1.2979 | 0.04905 | 141 | 108 | 24 | 9 |
2586 | There must be a better way to get a flat stomach. | 1.2979 | 0.04694 | 141 | 106 | 28 | 7 |
2587 | Use the Force, Luke. | 1.2979 | 0.04585 | 141 | 105 | 30 | 6 |
2588 | I just need to get this off my chest. | 1.2979 | 0.04800 | 141 | 107 | 26 | 8 |
2589 | You know, I think the problem is that you're not admitting to YOURSELF that you're being crushed by a literal two ton weight. | 1.2979 | 0.04694 | 141 | 106 | 28 | 7 |
2590 | Ok, now count back slowly from ten and let's see if we can have you come back feeling light and refreshed. | 1.2977 | 0.04559 | 131 | 96 | 31 | 4 |
2591 | I'm sorry, but this isn't the type of depression that I'm qualified to help you with. | 1.2977 | 0.05048 | 131 | 100 | 23 | 8 |
2592 | You're exaggerating, that is NOT the weight of the world. | 1.2977 | 0.05275 | 131 | 102 | 19 | 10 |
2593 | This isn't exactly what I meant when I suggested to ground yourself | 1.2977 | 0.05048 | 131 | 100 | 23 | 8 |
2594 | You’re case is difficult. Usually the weight is on the shoulders. | 1.2977 | 0.04930 | 131 | 99 | 25 | 7 |
2595 | I believe we can do something about your crushing guilt, but it will require some heavy lifting on your part. | 1.2977 | 0.05048 | 131 | 100 | 23 | 8 |
2596 | This is Step One of your gender sensitivity training. You're doing great! Only nine more steps to go. | 1.2977 | 0.05048 | 131 | 100 | 23 | 8 |
2597 | I suppose your cousin Sisyphus put you up to this. | 1.2975 | 0.05068 | 121 | 91 | 24 | 6 |
2598 | It's better than the dumbbells you used to hang out with. | 1.2975 | 0.05202 | 121 | 92 | 22 | 7 |
2599 | So, have we calmed down, yet? | 1.2975 | 0.05333 | 121 | 93 | 20 | 8 |
2600 | It's an exciting new take on psychoanalysis; just try and get it off your chest. | 1.2975 | 0.05826 | 121 | 97 | 12 | 12 |
2601 | It's a restrainer for patients who don't pay a retainer...now tell me about your mother. | 1.2975 | 0.04445 | 158 | 119 | 31 | 8 |
2602 | You know this has shrunk quite a bit since I started therapy | 1.2973 | 0.04644 | 148 | 112 | 28 | 8 |
2603 | No, this procedure in not covered by your insurance. I’m sorry to say that very few alternatives to traditional Viagra overdose therapies have passed FDA approval. | 1.2973 | 0.04838 | 148 | 114 | 24 | 10 |
2604 | Well, speaking metaphorically... | 1.2973 | 0.04644 | 148 | 112 | 28 | 8 |
2605 | Dear, it just seems to me there must be an easier way for you to lose that pot belly! | 1.2973 | 0.04442 | 148 | 110 | 32 | 6 |
2606 | If you annoy me again, I'll use the big one. | 1.2973 | 0.04544 | 148 | 111 | 30 | 7 |
2607 | I guess you did mean you “literally” needed to get a load off your chest. | 1.2973 | 0.04442 | 148 | 110 | 32 | 6 |
2608 | Okay, NOW, tell me about the crushing weight that you feel every day. | 1.2973 | 0.04644 | 148 | 112 | 28 | 8 |
2609 | This is a safe place to unload. | 1.2971 | 0.04976 | 138 | 106 | 23 | 9 |
2610 | You can't take it home with you but you can't leave it here. | 1.2971 | 0.04291 | 138 | 100 | 35 | 3 |
2611 | I thought I only had to visualize the weight. | 1.2971 | 0.04647 | 138 | 103 | 29 | 6 |
2612 | Have you ever considered that it wasn't me that has burdened you with that weight, but you that chooses to remain under it? | 1.2971 | 0.05082 | 138 | 107 | 21 | 10 |
2613 | I'm the wrong kind of doctor for that | 1.2971 | 0.04976 | 138 | 106 | 23 | 9 |
2614 | So few patients are willing to actually do the work. | 1.2971 | 0.04531 | 138 | 102 | 31 | 5 |
2615 | Let me guess. You'd like to get something off your chest. | 1.2971 | 0.05082 | 138 | 107 | 21 | 10 |
2616 | Look on the bright side: it weighs less than the world and it's off your shoulders. | 1.2971 | 0.04647 | 138 | 103 | 29 | 6 |
2617 | Explain a bit more clearly , what is preventing you from taking dance lessons? | 1.2969 | 0.05245 | 128 | 99 | 20 | 9 |
2618 | I find it helps clients articulate their problem. | 1.2969 | 0.05245 | 128 | 99 | 20 | 9 |
2619 | Well, because there actually is a heavy weight on your chest. | 1.2969 | 0.04621 | 128 | 94 | 30 | 4 |
2620 | The pain you feel is the toxic masculinity leaving your body. | 1.2969 | 0.05474 | 128 | 101 | 16 | 11 |
2621 | Well, I wouldn't quite describe it as the weight of the world, but there is certainly something there. | 1.2969 | 0.04880 | 128 | 96 | 26 | 6 |
2622 | It’ll pass. | 1.2969 | 0.04753 | 128 | 95 | 28 | 5 |
2623 | At least it's off your shoulders now. | 1.2969 | 0.04753 | 128 | 95 | 28 | 5 |
2624 | You said it was in my head. | 1.2968 | 0.04859 | 155 | 121 | 22 | 12 |
2625 | That's some heavy stuff | 1.2966 | 0.05424 | 118 | 91 | 19 | 8 |
2626 | No Pressure | 1.2966 | 0.04807 | 145 | 111 | 25 | 9 |
2627 | Would you see who’s at the door? | 1.2966 | 0.04906 | 145 | 112 | 23 | 10 |
2628 | Honestly honey, I think you should just buy permanent press shirts. | 1.2966 | 0.04807 | 145 | 111 | 25 | 9 |
2629 | It’s the weight of the world. Try carrying it on your shoulders. | 1.2966 | 0.04498 | 145 | 108 | 31 | 6 |
2630 | Doctor, I need to get this off my chest. | 1.2966 | 0.04706 | 145 | 110 | 27 | 8 |
2631 | At the end of today's session I'm hoping that you'll feel like there has been a huge weight lifted off of you. | 1.2963 | 0.05465 | 108 | 82 | 20 | 6 |
2632 | I think I understand what's weighing on you. | 1.2963 | 0.04280 | 162 | 121 | 34 | 7 |
2633 | Clearly this is weighing heavily on you. | 1.2963 | 0.04940 | 135 | 103 | 24 | 8 |
2634 | Hmmmm, I assume you have something you want to get off your chest?? | 1.2963 | 0.04940 | 135 | 103 | 24 | 8 |
2635 | Combining this with acupuncture is contraindicated. | 1.2963 | 0.04624 | 162 | 125 | 26 | 11 |
2636 | Really? Tell me again, how is it I'm smothering you? | 1.2963 | 0.05051 | 135 | 104 | 22 | 9 |
2637 | I'm happy to see that the weight of the world is off your shoulders. | 1.2961 | 0.04461 | 152 | 114 | 31 | 7 |
2638 | The issues with your mother will ooze out eventually. | 1.2961 | 0.04558 | 152 | 115 | 29 | 8 |
2639 | 9... Your breathing is heavy and slow... 8... | 1.2961 | 0.04362 | 152 | 113 | 33 | 6 |
2640 | I dunno Doc, I’m really feeling the pressure in this new position... | 1.2961 | 0.04362 | 152 | 113 | 33 | 6 |
2641 | Actually, it's non-cognitive therapy. | 1.2960 | 0.04823 | 125 | 93 | 27 | 5 |
2642 | What men will do for flat abs. | 1.2960 | 0.05208 | 125 | 96 | 21 | 8 |
2643 | You are only imagining your mother's influence. | 1.2960 | 0.05682 | 125 | 100 | 13 | 12 |
2644 | At least we've gotten it off of your shoulders. | 1.2960 | 0.04955 | 125 | 94 | 25 | 6 |
2645 | So tell me again, how long did you say you’ve been married? | 1.2958 | 0.04771 | 142 | 108 | 26 | 8 |
2646 | We’ve spent an hour on your divorce, is there anything else you want to get off your chest? | 1.2958 | 0.04332 | 142 | 104 | 34 | 4 |
2647 | Glad to see that weight is off your shoulders. | 1.2958 | 0.04875 | 142 | 109 | 24 | 9 |
2648 | Why do you think I don't feel your pain? | 1.2958 | 0.04771 | 142 | 108 | 26 | 8 |
2649 | It's not your fault. | 1.2958 | 0.04771 | 142 | 108 | 26 | 8 |
2650 | I can see you're feeling better, Mr. Johnson. You're finally putting on some weight. | 1.2958 | 0.04332 | 142 | 104 | 34 | 4 |
2651 | Doctor, I know I'm supposed to do things for myself, but can't you offer just a little support. | 1.2958 | 0.04665 | 142 | 107 | 28 | 7 |
2652 | Next time, try being less literal with your metaphors. | 1.2958 | 0.04446 | 142 | 105 | 32 | 5 |
2653 | I’ve just gotta get this off my chest | 1.2956 | 0.04510 | 159 | 121 | 29 | 9 |
2654 | Tell me more about your Road Runner Cartoon fixation. | 1.2956 | 0.04237 | 159 | 118 | 35 | 6 |
2655 | Taking weight off is never easy. | 1.2955 | 0.04898 | 132 | 100 | 25 | 7 |
2656 | So you say your weight is holding you down. How so? | 1.2955 | 0.04655 | 132 | 98 | 29 | 5 |
2657 | That reminds me, did you remember to take your iron supplement this morning? | 1.2955 | 0.05128 | 132 | 102 | 21 | 9 |
2658 | You are free to leave therapy at any time. | 1.2955 | 0.04898 | 132 | 100 | 25 | 7 |
2659 | No one ever said psychotherapy was a walk in the park. | 1.2955 | 0.04898 | 132 | 100 | 25 | 7 |
2660 | Your insurance covers this treatment, most likely because they thought of it. | 1.2955 | 0.05014 | 132 | 101 | 23 | 8 |
2661 | You said on the phone that you have "a lot of baggage" that you want to deal with. Could you be a little more specific? | 1.2955 | 0.05240 | 132 | 103 | 19 | 10 |
2662 | Harry, you need to stop ordering these TV weight loss fads! | 1.2955 | 0.05240 | 132 | 103 | 19 | 10 |
2663 | You say a great weight is off your shoulders, yet you don't feel any better. Let's explore why. | 1.2955 | 0.05014 | 132 | 101 | 23 | 8 |
2664 | I wish you had more get up and go. | 1.2955 | 0.04655 | 132 | 98 | 29 | 5 |
2665 | You suffer from affective flattening. | 1.2953 | 0.04714 | 149 | 114 | 26 | 9 |
2666 | Clearly, it's time to discuss your baggage. | 1.2953 | 0.04714 | 149 | 114 | 26 | 9 |
2667 | Oh, God. Not the "weight of the world" story again! | 1.2953 | 0.04617 | 149 | 113 | 28 | 8 |
2668 | So, you say you feel like you're under a lot of pressure right now. Say more about that. | 1.2951 | 0.05421 | 122 | 95 | 18 | 9 |
2669 | You shouldn’t have complained so much when it was just on your shoulders. | 1.2950 | 0.04945 | 139 | 107 | 23 | 9 |
2670 | You seem a bit pressed for time today, Mr. Jones. | 1.2950 | 0.04266 | 139 | 101 | 35 | 3 |
2671 | Look on the bright side: it's a weight off your shoulders. | 1.2950 | 0.04729 | 139 | 105 | 27 | 7 |
2672 | Has it been like this more than four hours? | 1.2950 | 0.05049 | 139 | 108 | 21 | 10 |
2673 | At least it's not weighing on your mind. | 1.2950 | 0.04618 | 139 | 104 | 29 | 6 |
2674 | Well, at least it's a load off your mind. | 1.2950 | 0.05049 | 139 | 108 | 21 | 10 |
2675 | If I've got this right, you're another day older and deeper in debt? | 1.2950 | 0.04729 | 139 | 105 | 27 | 7 |
2676 | Nevertheless, I’m going to have to charge you for another 50 minutes session. | 1.2949 | 0.04476 | 156 | 118 | 30 | 8 |
2677 | Did they tell you they were replacing the elephant? | 1.2949 | 0.04567 | 156 | 119 | 28 | 9 |
2678 | I still think you'd have better results going paleo. | 1.2949 | 0.04657 | 156 | 120 | 26 | 10 |
2679 | Mr. Jones, stop being so dramatic! You act as if you have a two-ton weight on you. | 1.2945 | 0.04778 | 146 | 112 | 25 | 9 |
2680 | I told you not to take Viagra! | 1.2941 | 0.04808 | 153 | 119 | 23 | 11 |
2681 | Looks like you've put on some weight since our last session. | 1.2941 | 0.04908 | 136 | 104 | 24 | 8 |
2682 | Tell me more about why you feel the need to put so much pressure on yourself? | 1.2941 | 0.04718 | 153 | 118 | 25 | 10 |
2683 | I have something I want to get off my chest. | 1.2941 | 0.04826 | 119 | 88 | 27 | 4 |
2684 | It might be helpful for you to unload. | 1.2941 | 0.04436 | 153 | 115 | 31 | 7 |
2685 | What brings on these dreams of flying? | 1.2941 | 0.05126 | 136 | 106 | 20 | 10 |
2686 | Despite what you say, I don't see your mother's name on it. | 1.2941 | 0.04796 | 136 | 103 | 26 | 7 |
2687 | Think of it more as a lampshade rather than the weight of the world. | 1.2941 | 0.04908 | 136 | 104 | 24 | 8 |
2688 | I think I have figured out what has been weighing you down. | 1.2941 | 0.04908 | 136 | 104 | 24 | 8 |
2689 | Take a load off Mary | 1.2941 | 0.04796 | 136 | 103 | 26 | 7 |
2690 | George, relax, take a load off. | 1.2941 | 0.04543 | 170 | 132 | 26 | 12 |
2691 | Sorry, typically, we don’t measure dread in Kilos. | 1.2941 | 0.05113 | 119 | 90 | 23 | 6 |
2692 | Well I see that you’ve gotten that weight off your shoulders so now what would you like to get off your chest today? | 1.2941 | 0.04908 | 136 | 104 | 24 | 8 |
2693 | Strange, usually the weight of the world is on your shoulders. | 1.2941 | 0.04908 | 136 | 104 | 24 | 8 |
2694 | Please, Mr. Scheinblum, stop groaning about the mass. We all know it's the gravity that's crushing you. | 1.2941 | 0.04135 | 153 | 112 | 37 | 4 |
2695 | Of course your feet are still cold! | 1.2937 | 0.04486 | 160 | 122 | 29 | 9 |
2696 | Doc, I don't know why I am here. I am not under any stress. | 1.2937 | 0.05044 | 143 | 112 | 20 | 11 |
2697 | So, you want to get something off your chest. | 1.2937 | 0.04637 | 143 | 108 | 28 | 7 |
2698 | Can you describe what is weighting you down? | 1.2937 | 0.04742 | 143 | 109 | 26 | 8 |
2699 | If you pick it up -it's actually a cow bell. | 1.2937 | 0.04742 | 143 | 109 | 26 | 8 |
2700 | I sense that you're trying to tell me something. | 1.2937 | 0.04420 | 143 | 106 | 32 | 5 |
2701 | Remember, you can bare your soul here without having to feel any pressure. | 1.2937 | 0.04420 | 143 | 106 | 32 | 5 |
2702 | I see you have a pressing problem. | 1.2937 | 0.04921 | 126 | 95 | 25 | 6 |
2703 | Is this about not paying you for last week’s session? | 1.2937 | <