Contest #649


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649

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “We'll pick this up next week.”
  2. “Seems to me that you're the underlying issue.”
  3. “And you say it was a gift from your mother.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2019-02-03T18:46:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2019-02-24T18:46:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2019-02-11T18:46:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued February 18 & 25
Number of captions 7500
Number of responses 1197306
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 I said, 'Not in my backyard,' and they said, 'Ok, have it your way." 1.7610 0.06016 159 69 59 31
1 I'll tell you one thing - if a train ever does stop here, I'm getting on. 1.7483 0.06883 147 74 36 37
2 The coroner ruled it a suicide but I'm pretty sure Bob was just on his way to the bathroom. 1.7108 0.06511 166 89 36 41
3 That’s not the tea kettle. 1.6545 0.06058 165 88 46 31
4 Something's different... is that a new lamp? 1.6481 0.06159 162 88 43 31
5 If we time it right, I can show you the rest of the house. 1.6386 0.05678 166 85 56 25
6 Oh, I didn't cost a thing, Mexico is paying for it. 1.6364 0.06323 165 95 35 35
7 Just look both ways before you go to the bathroom. 1.6299 0.06108 154 83 45 26
8 Yeah, but I no longer need a vibrator. 1.6291 0.06619 151 88 31 32
9 He's in the kitchen with Dinah. 1.6235 0.05956 170 95 44 31
10 The worst part is having to remind my kids to look both ways when they cross the living room. 1.6233 0.06234 146 79 43 24
11 His mother refuses to fly. 1.6220 0.06373 164 97 32 35
12 He told me he was an engineer and worked from home; I figured he meant software... 1.6158 0.05662 177 97 51 29
13 - So, it turned out I didn't have tinnitus! 1.6149 0.06172 161 92 39 30
14 I could never live by an airport. 1.6145 0.05961 166 93 44 29
15 Of course it doesn't go through the bedroom; that'd be ridiculous 1.6081 0.06261 148 83 40 25
16 Carol, it is very important that you not be in the hallway between 9:04 and 9:07. 1.6077 0.05681 181 102 48 31
17 Bob’s been working on it all the livelong day. 1.6015 0.06574 133 75 36 22
18 The renovation started with subway tiles in the bath and the theme just kind of got out of hand. 1.5951 0.05879 163 92 45 26
19 The first blueprints had them going through the bathroom. Can you imagine living like that? 1.5892 0.05756 185 110 41 34
20 I'll admit that flattening pennies isn't the thrill it once was. 1.5875 0.05704 160 88 50 22
21 The worst was last week when a cow wandered onto the tracks. This is all new furniture. 1.5870 0.05574 184 106 48 30
22 See this is something you might want to mention on your Airbnb. 1.5856 0.05913 181 110 36 35
23 In hindsight, we should have let them buy the house 1.5843 0.05868 166 96 43 27
24 The annoying thing is that nearest stop is two blocks away. 1.5795 0.05666 176 102 46 28
25 Eminent domain can be quite complicated, apparently." 1.5779 0.06234 154 92 35 27
26 We're still trying to get this straightened out. What we ordered was track lighting! 1.5769 0.05521 182 105 49 28
27 ‘$700 a month in Brooklyn did sound too good to be true’ 1.5767 0.05960 163 96 40 27
28 I'd invite you for dinner but my kitchen is literally a train wreck. 1.5767 0.05766 163 93 46 24
29 No, don’t be silly. That’s the tea kettle. 1.5759 0.05908 158 91 43 24
30 I should have said yes to the man cave. 1.5732 0.05801 157 89 46 22
31 And to add insult to injury, it's an express train that doesn't even stop here. 1.5706 0.06007 170 104 35 31
32 I'll be right back, I'm going to catch the 4:02 to the bathroom. 1.5643 0.06100 140 80 41 19
33 It all started when we adopted a highway 1.5625 0.05927 160 95 40 25
34 At first I didn't think that I could afford this house, but I kept saying I think I can, I think I can... 1.5592 0.06243 152 93 33 26
35 You'll want to finish your coffee by 10:23. 1.5592 0.06102 152 91 37 24
36 I just said, 'Alexa, make mass transit more convenient for us' 1.5562 0.05806 169 102 40 27
37 And we hardly hear the neighbors at all. 1.5556 0.05675 162 94 46 22
38 Don’t go in the kitchen. It’s a trainwreck in there. 1.5541 0.06308 148 91 32 25
39 On the bright side, I sleep right through Dave’s snoring now. 1.5510 0.06043 147 87 39 21
40 Sure, we could pull up stakes and move out of here, but there are so many ties. 1.5486 0.05654 175 106 42 27
41 We're having an open house tomorrow at 10:19AM, 10:49AM, 11:19AM, 11:49AM, 12:19PM and 12:49PM. 1.5476 0.05838 168 103 38 27
42 He’s with Amtrak. On Mondays they let him work from home” 1.5474 0.06039 137 79 41 17
43 It’s just for fun. Sometimes we do this whole thing where he ties me up and then rescues me. 1.5472 0.05965 159 97 37 25
44 I thought it was just a game of Monopoly, but apparently I bought a railroad. 1.5468 0.06060 139 81 40 18
45 If you're ready to eat, we can move to the dining car. 1.5461 0.05995 141 82 41 18
46 It’s always like Grand Central Station around here. 1.5449 0.05805 167 102 39 26
47 If you want the bathroom, you'll need the uptown train from the kitchen 1.5449 0.05918 156 94 39 23
48 And THAT"S when I learned the meaning of eminent domain. 1.5443 0.05721 158 93 44 21
49 No its not a xylophone, guess again. 1.5432 0.06073 162 102 32 28
50 It’s a compromise. He loves toy trains and I love being tied up.” 1.5398 0.05747 176 110 37 29
51 The good news is we're close to the subway. The bad news, it doesn't stop here. 1.5394 0.05862 165 102 37 26
52 So, are you here on business, or just passing through? 1.5393 0.04983 178 99 62 17
53 I should never have said size doesn't matter. 1.5390 0.06328 141 87 32 22
54 Yes, all the livelong day, why do you ask? 1.5380 0.05262 171 98 54 19
55 I'd show you the kitchen, but a river runs through it. 1.5370 0.05818 162 99 39 24
56 I miss living next to the airport. 1.5355 0.05881 155 94 39 22
57 It didn't look that big on the box. 1.5325 0.05464 154 88 50 16
58 I'm afraid it's the end of the line for Bob and me. 1.5322 0.05330 171 100 51 20
59 It seems convenient but it doesn't stop here! 1.5286 0.05950 140 83 40 17
60 I order so much from Amazon they put me on their "top of the line" delivery system. 1.5283 0.05769 159 97 40 22
61 . . . and then great grandpa Cyrus said, “I ain’t selling out to some damn railroad company !” 1.5283 0.06039 159 101 32 26
62 Let me show you my smashed penny collection." 1.5273 0.05543 165 99 45 21
63 We're happy with our station in life. 1.5269 0.05426 167 99 48 20
64 We'll need to wrap up this conversation by 4:14. 1.5248 0.06252 141 88 32 21
65 We told them 'not in my backyard' and at least they listened 1.5241 0.05649 166 102 41 23
66 I'm leaving Jim, Marcy. At 12:14. 1.5238 0.06206 147 93 31 23
67 It's only someone in the kitchen with Dinah 1.5235 0.05671 170 106 39 25
68 Amtrak lets him work from home now. 1.5230 0.05450 174 106 45 23
69 One minute he's going to the fridge for some chicken and the next I'm a widow. 1.5224 0.06676 134 87 24 23
70 Either the kettle is ready or the 2:20 to Utica is early. 1.5220 0.05488 159 94 47 18
71 I'm just thankful his favorite movie wasn't "A River Runs Through It". 1.5215 0.06051 163 106 29 28
72 The only thing that gets laid around here are the tracks. 1.5202 0.05596 173 108 40 25
73 On the upside - the vibrating bed is an unexpected thrill. 1.5195 0.05468 154 90 48 16
74 When the kids get home it’s like Grand Central Station here. 1.5185 0.05414 162 96 48 18
75 I can't say he's easy to live with, but he's always punctual. 1.5175 0.05774 143 85 42 16
76 And the worst part is, it's never on time. 1.5168 0.05993 149 93 35 21
77 And that's when Ralph said I don't know what Eminent Domain means and I don't want to know. 1.5168 0.06068 149 94 33 22
78 I think I can. 1.5163 0.05946 153 96 35 22
79 Yes, he bought rope too, why do you ask? 1.5163 0.05649 153 92 43 18
80 I don’t know where it goes. I always drive. 1.5163 0.04993 184 108 57 19
81 ..so naturally, when we read that the first place prize was from Amtrak, we thought they meant a trip... 1.5161 0.06027 155 99 32 24
82 So how did you and Thomas meet? 1.5150 0.05625 167 104 40 23
83 Everyone thinks it's a light at the end of the tunnel. But really, it's a living room. 1.5141 0.06058 142 88 35 19
84 Amtrak recently offered Jim the option to work from home. 1.5139 0.06074 144 90 34 20
85 The lamp is new, thanks for noticing. 1.5135 0.05948 148 92 36 20
86 We were hoping for hardwood under the carpet. 1.5132 0.05903 152 95 36 21
87 We think it will be worth a lot more when they want to turn it into a bike trail 1.5125 0.05392 160 95 48 17
88 It doesn't even stop here. 1.5125 0.05677 160 99 40 21
89 It will make more sense when we can afford the train. 1.5111 0.06209 135 84 33 18
90 Remember to look both ways before going into the kitchen 1.5108 0.05627 139 81 45 13
91 Will you be taking the 4:05 or can you stay for dinner? 1.5099 0.05549 151 90 45 16
92 We’re doing well, but I always feel like something is coming. 1.5099 0.05549 151 90 45 16
93 Henry says we still won since we didn't have to move. 1.5097 0.05670 155 95 41 19
94 Well, we had been ordering so much from Amazon... 1.5093 0.05440 161 97 46 18
95 Yeah, can you believe they accepted our first offer?! 1.5086 0.05306 175 107 47 21
96 Unfortunately, the railroad company hired better lawyers. 1.5083 0.04993 181 107 56 18
97 At first, I was excited when he said we were getting a place on the Eighth Avenue Line. 1.5068 0.06166 146 94 30 22
98 Did you have any trouble getting here? 1.5068 0.05712 148 90 41 17
99 I think you'll like Casey. He should be here at 6:02. 1.5064 0.05569 156 95 43 18
100 Is this one of those situations where you want me to be supportive? 1.5063 0.05802 158 100 36 22
101 The noise used to bother me, but then we had the kids. 1.5058 0.05743 172 112 33 27
102 When he said he was a conductor, I thought orchestras. 1.5057 0.05345 176 109 45 22
103 So, I told him, "I know you can; I know you can." 1.5056 0.05599 180 117 35 28
104 The Mexicans paid for it. 1.5056 0.05599 180 117 35 28
105 It's like Grand Central around here in the morning. 1.5034 0.05822 147 91 38 18
106 I thought we were buying a tract house. 1.5031 0.05491 159 97 44 18
107 On the bright side, we can flatten a penny anytime we want." 1.5031 0.05491 159 97 44 18
108 Let's catch the 5:02 and I can show you the new kitchen cabinets 1.5031 0.05797 163 105 34 24
109 He never listens. I told him I wanted track lighting. 1.5031 0.05732 163 104 36 23
110 I can stay and talk for another four minutes. 1.5030 0.05227 167 100 50 17
111 When Howard said he was going to make tracks I thought he just wanted a divorce. 1.5029 0.05368 175 109 44 22
112 I want to hear all about the kids, and we have about the next seven minutes. 1.5025 0.04994 201 125 51 25
113 You marry a hobo, you learn to compromise. 1.5000 0.05369 158 95 47 16
114 Before you go, check around your seat and gather your belongings. 1.5000 0.05273 168 102 48 18
115 Not the Home Depot I expected. 1.5000 0.05948 160 105 30 25
116 When you said your husband was an engineer, I had a different picture. 1.4972 0.05234 181 113 46 22
117 This is the original Home Depot. 1.4970 0.05870 165 109 30 26
118 But the box did say "items inside may not be to scale." 1.4969 0.05461 163 101 43 19
119 He should be home at 6:27. 1.4969 0.05269 159 95 49 15
120 I told you we could afford an apartment in Manhattan. 1.4968 0.05317 157 94 48 15
121 I would show you the rest of the house, but it's a train wreck. 1.4968 0.05900 157 102 32 23
122 They have plans to tear it up and put in a bike trail. 1.4967 0.05874 153 98 34 21
123 I thought he was saying he was into Coltrane. 1.4967 0.05947 153 99 32 22
124 It's so convenient. I leave the kitchen at 7:05 and arrive at the living room at 7:06. 1.4966 0.05684 149 92 40 17
125 It just brings a sense of anticipation that the carpet runner didn't. 1.4965 0.06092 141 90 32 19
126 Oh. THAT kind of engineer. 1.4944 0.05359 178 113 42 23
127 The kitchen is in a better neighborhood 1.4943 0.05160 176 108 49 19
128 You should see his stamp collection. 1.4940 0.05716 166 108 34 24
129 It's not the noise that bothers me. It's the people getting off 1.4937 0.05677 160 102 37 21
130 The bathroom is two stops down on the left. 1.4935 0.05312 154 92 48 14
131 As it turns out, "Let's lay some track" has nothing to do with sex. 1.4932 0.06176 148 98 27 23
132 Someday they'll rip it out and make a bike path. 1.4929 0.06208 140 91 29 20
133 It’s part of Amtrak’s new work-from-home program. 1.4928 0.06019 138 87 34 17
134 Really, the only inconvenience is the weekend schedule. Sometimes it takes 2 hours to get to the bathroom. 1.4914 0.05429 175 112 40 23
135 If it’s a girl, Acela; if it’s a boy, Thomas 1.4908 0.05320 163 100 46 17
136 What's wrong with you, Midge? Of course there's no train for it. That would be crazy. 1.4907 0.05368 161 99 45 17
137 He works on it all the live long day. 1.4906 0.05910 159 105 30 24
138 You won't believe it, but it's not as convenient as it seems. 1.4901 0.05858 151 97 34 20
139 Please consider yourself lucky. My husbands fixation is with submarines. 1.4901 0.05858 151 97 34 20
140 It’s 5:14. You may want to hang onto something. 1.4899 0.06217 149 100 25 24
141 The train line has been abandoned, and we're going to turn it into a bike path. 1.4894 0.05570 141 85 43 13
142 It all started with subway tile. 1.4891 0.06052 137 87 33 17
143 Steve should be home at 5:57. Or 6:23. 1.4889 0.06470 135 90 24 21
144 So there’s a long pause and then the realtor says do you like trains. 1.4887 0.06001 133 83 35 15
145 Honestly, I still end up taking Ubers most of the time. 1.4886 0.05582 176 116 34 26
146 Please remember to look around and gather your belongings before you leave. 1.4885 0.06445 131 86 26 19
147 I know, but at least we’re in Brooklyn. 1.4880 0.05454 166 105 41 20
148 On the plus side I can’t hear the neighbors incessant yodeling any more. 1.4878 0.05704 164 107 34 23
149 It's not as bad as his snoring. 1.4878 0.05504 164 104 40 20
150 We don't actually use it. It's a metaphor. 1.4870 0.05391 154 94 45 15
151 Of course it leads to the bedroom. I told you he had a one-track mind! 1.4870 0.06128 154 104 25 25
152 And still he's late for work. 1.4868 0.05600 152 95 40 17
153 It's our dream home. Except at 7:04 a.m., 8:04 a.m., 9:04 a.m.... 1.4863 0.05931 146 94 33 19
154 The alternative was kids. 1.4861 0.05745 144 90 38 16
155 Long distance relationships aren't normally my thing. But we've found a way to make it work. 1.4861 0.05912 144 92 34 18
156 The real nightmare is sweeping between the ties. 1.4855 0.05094 173 106 50 17
157 I say we catch the 12:43 to the kitchen. 1.4855 0.06191 138 90 29 19
158 We're just glad it doesn't stop here anymore. 1.4848 0.05272 165 102 46 17
159 Go ahead. You'll make it. That horn isn't as close as it sounds. 1.4848 0.05677 165 108 34 23
160 Governor Cuomo says it's going to be up and running in a couple of weeks, so I figure I have a least 10 years of quiet. 1.4843 0.05909 159 106 29 24
161 I hardly notice Bill's snoring anymore. 1.4841 0.05687 157 101 36 20
162 I just got tired of Uber. 1.4837 0.05416 153 94 44 15
163 Don’t worry. It’s being converted to a bicycle path. 1.4830 0.05221 176 111 45 20
164 It's so much better since they switched from steam. 1.4830 0.05221 176 111 45 20
165 Oh listen to me. I've been talking all the live long day! 1.4819 0.05585 166 108 36 22
166 When he said he was an engineer who brings his work home, I expected spreadsheets and charts and a slide rule... 1.4817 0.05503 164 105 39 20
167 The dining room is farther than it looks. 1.4812 0.05675 160 104 35 21
168 Thanks for bringing me a coffee – I missed the 8:05 to the kitchen this morning. 1.4812 0.05606 160 103 37 20
169 I still don't understand eminent domain. 1.4812 0.05675 160 104 35 21
170 Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is the kitchen 1.4808 0.05567 156 99 39 18
171 The hardest thing is teaching the kids not to play on them. 1.4807 0.05053 181 113 49 19
172 You should see our smashed penny collection. 1.4803 0.05676 152 97 37 18
173 It's quite an imposition, especially since it doesn't stop here. 1.4803 0.05975 152 101 29 22
174 I don't really even hear it anymore. 1.4802 0.05198 177 112 45 20
175 Don't go in the kitchen - it's a train wreck. 1.4802 0.05440 177 116 37 24
176 Honestly, it's like Grand Central Station around here sometimes. 1.4800 0.05654 150 95 38 17
177 I’m sorry I’m late, I got off at the wrong stop. 1.4800 0.05810 150 97 34 19
178 At first I thought it was an Ikea bed. 1.4793 0.05509 169 110 37 22
179 Walker was totally upfront about being a model railroad enthusiast. I just underestimated "enthusiast." 1.4793 0.04900 169 101 55 13
180 Alexa, bring me the train. 1.4793 0.05445 169 109 39 21
181 The commute has never been easier, but we ARE on our fourth dog. 1.4790 0.05361 167 106 42 19
182 He’s been working on it all the live long day! 1.4788 0.05477 165 106 39 20
183 It’s getting worse, Marge. He built a canal in the basement and an airstrip on the roof. 1.4785 0.05924 163 111 26 26
184 With transit, so many people say, 'Not in my backyard.' Not us. 1.4785 0.05246 163 101 46 16
185 And my parents were so happy I was marrying an engineer. 1.4780 0.05560 159 102 38 19
186 The Airbnb ad said “easy rail access” 1.4775 0.05176 178 113 45 20
187 The downstairs neighbor kept complaining about me walking in heels. So I figured this would show him. 1.4774 0.05667 155 100 36 19
188 It's always the last Christmas decoration to get put away. 1.4771 0.05723 153 99 35 19
189 But what really bothers me is that it's never on time. 1.4770 0.05327 174 112 41 21
190 Do I need to transfer to get to the bathroom? 1.4768 0.05625 151 96 38 17
191 Men... Am I right? 1.4768 0.05780 151 98 34 19
192 The 6:15 to the kitchen stops at the bathroom, or you could just walk. 1.4762 0.05403 168 108 40 20
193 Flattened penny for your thoughts? 1.4759 0.05452 166 107 39 20
194 I told the realtor, I have two requirements: cheap, and on the train line. 1.4759 0.05797 145 93 35 17
195 After awhile you don’t even hear it. 1.4753 0.05412 162 103 41 18
196 We just redid the place and decided to go with home depot. 1.4751 0.05347 181 119 38 24
197 When you said Tom was an engineer, I assumed you meant civil. 1.4750 0.05390 160 101 42 17
198 What elephant? 1.4744 0.05491 156 99 40 17
199 Dinner will be delayed a bit because of signal problems at Bowling Green. Thank you for your patience. 1.4740 0.05466 154 97 41 16
200 The tracks really tie the rooms together. 1.4740 0.05388 154 96 43 15
201 You know, I think I can! 1.4737 0.05750 152 99 34 19
202 The dining car will be here soon. 1.4734 0.05040 169 104 50 15
203 Well, we have lost a few pets. 1.4731 0.05292 167 106 43 18
204 If you need to use the bathroom, be sure to stop, look, & listen. 1.4726 0.05684 146 93 37 16
205 George will be home at 6:49. 1.4720 0.05507 161 104 38 19
206 It really brings out the subway tile in the kitchen. 1.4713 0.05684 157 103 34 20
207 Sam will be home at 6:02, or 7:10. 1.4713 0.05509 174 116 34 24
208 Yes, Thomas is doing great. He works from home now. 1.4710 0.05362 155 97 43 15
209 My fear is the light at the end of the tunnel is an oncoming train. 1.4709 0.05112 172 108 47 17
210 Why? Because he knew he could, he knew he could, he knew he could. 1.4706 0.05491 153 97 40 16
211 Howard may be arriving late tonight. He's been working all the livelong day. 1.4698 0.05836 149 98 32 19
212 I'd get you a cup of coffee, but the kitchen is in a bad neighborhood 1.4696 0.05402 181 121 35 25
213 When the listing said, 'steps from the metro,' this isn't what I had in mind. 1.4695 0.05765 164 111 29 24
214 He calls it his 'what the F-line'... 1.4695 0.05567 164 108 35 21
215 I didn't even know what eminent domain meant. 1.4691 0.05481 162 105 38 19
216 It's funny, but when my boyfriend said he was going to lay down some tracks, I thought he was a musician." 1.4689 0.05317 177 116 39 22
217 $2.75 to go to the kitchen?? No way. I'll call an Uber. 1.4688 0.05460 160 103 39 18
218 It’s Brooklyn! You go find a better apartment for under $1500. 1.4688 0.05314 160 101 43 16
219 We thought we bought a tract home. 1.4684 0.05726 158 105 32 21
220 Switching from cups and saucers to mugs has made a huge difference. 1.4684 0.05363 158 100 42 16
221 Happy accident. We thought the realtor said 'tract' home, but we've come to love the convenient commute. 1.4680 0.04802 203 130 51 22
222 You know...., I really think he can. 1.4679 0.05637 156 102 35 19
223 We’re trying a different search engine. 1.4675 0.05766 154 102 32 20
224 Little boys, little trains. Big boys, big trains. Just wave to him as he comes by and he'll toot. 1.4675 0.05617 154 100 36 18
225 Oh, and avoid the bathroom at 7 and 37 past the hour. 1.4675 0.05617 154 100 36 18
226 It's my fault. I insisted he get a hobby. 1.4675 0.05442 169 111 37 21
227 I didn't realize what type of conductor he was when I first met him. 1.4675 0.05311 169 109 41 19
228 Our realtor assured us this property had all of the bells and whistles. 1.4671 0.05516 152 97 39 16
229 It does make it tough for the Roomba. 1.4671 0.05436 152 96 41 15
230 Once the kids come home from school, it is like Grand Central Station around here 1.4670 0.05029 182 116 47 19
231 We order a lot from Amazon. 1.4667 0.05882 150 100 30 20
232 There are train nuts, and then there's Bob. 1.4667 0.05130 180 116 44 20
233 If we want to fly we just go upstairs. 1.4663 0.05455 163 106 38 19
234 I didn't know the box said 'actual size'. 1.4662 0.05786 148 97 33 18
235 Am I still yelling? 1.4658 0.05575 161 106 35 20
236 If it were anything else but a hobby, I’d be concerned. 1.4654 0.05767 159 107 30 22
237 It’s like Grand Central station around here. 1.4654 0.05411 159 102 40 17
238 Twice a day. Why do you ask? 1.4653 0.05823 144 94 33 17
239 The apartment rental ad said, "Close to public transportation." 1.4647 0.05220 170 109 43 18
240 Then Walter said "if we don't sell what can they do about it?" 1.4645 0.05242 183 121 39 23
241 Let's catch the 7:15 into the dining room. 1.4643 0.05399 168 110 38 20
242 It goes straight to the bedroom. Men have a one-track mind... 1.4643 0.05265 168 108 42 18
243 No, that’s just the teakettle. 1.4643 0.05404 140 86 43 11
244 As for me, I wish we'd never moved to Chattanooga. 1.4643 0.05197 168 107 44 17
245 At first we were very excited to learn we'd be getting a new rapid transit line near us. 1.4641 0.05867 153 103 29 21
246 I signed up for the latest enhancement to my AMAZON Prime Account. 1.4639 0.05580 166 111 33 22
247 And once we get a crossing installed we'll be able to use the kitchen! 1.4637 0.05211 179 117 41 21
248 So tell me, how is life on the fast track? 1.4636 0.05698 151 99 34 18
249 You give in and name your first child Lionel and then this happens. 1.4631 0.05596 149 96 37 16
250 Did you know that Geico can save you 15% off train insurance? 1.4630 0.05478 162 106 37 19
251 I didn't know what a railroad flat was until we moved in. 1.4626 0.05568 147 94 38 15
252 I’m just glad there’s no longer an elephant in the room. 1.4625 0.05670 160 107 32 21
253 After a week or two you don't hear it 1.4624 0.05021 173 109 48 16
254 I can barely hear it over my husband's snoring. 1.4615 0.05486 156 101 38 17
255 It’s true Helen. All men have a one track mind...leading right to the bedroom. 1.4611 0.05355 167 109 39 19
256 It was cute when Jeremy was two and loved Thomas The Tank Engine. But now that he's 30, I think we need to set boundaries. 1.4610 0.05763 154 103 31 20
257 So the agent says “the payments will be much easier with an easement” and Bob says “that sounds great” and, well, here we are. 1.4610 0.05303 154 97 43 14
258 I'll get you a refill from the kitchen after the 1:30. 1.4605 0.05513 152 98 38 16
259 It hasn't been too bad...except when the cattle cars come through. 1.4605 0.05592 152 99 36 17
260 On the plus side, the kids are never late for school. 1.4602 0.04958 176 111 49 16
261 The worst part is the hobos. 1.4596 0.05431 161 105 38 18
262 Alexa, deliver crumpets. 1.4596 0.05431 161 105 38 18
263 I still have to walk ten blocks to the station. 1.4595 0.05622 148 96 36 16
264 It's included with Prime. 1.4591 0.05482 159 104 37 18
265 But other than that,we sleep just fine. 1.4590 0.05065 183 119 44 20
266 But we heard they're turning it into a bikepath. 1.4588 0.05150 170 109 44 17
267 I can't wait for you to meet my husband, Thomas. 1.4588 0.05478 170 114 34 22
268 And if you need the bathroom, go before 5:05. 1.4586 0.05606 157 104 34 19
269 Did I hear what? 1.4583 0.05056 168 106 47 15
270 It's better than Debbie next door. She has Trump's wall through her bedroom. 1.4583 0.05591 168 114 31 23
271 No, we’re actually both very light sleepers. Why do you ask? 1.4581 0.05087 179 116 44 19
272 How long? All the live long day, obviously. 1.4581 0.05024 179 115 46 18
273 He kept repeating "I think I can" and I didn't have the heart to stop him. 1.4581 0.05356 155 99 41 15
274 Well, I did ask the decorator for something that ties the room together. 1.4571 0.05856 140 92 32 16
275 Now that I'm telecommuting most days, this move makes less sense. 1.4565 0.06095 138 93 27 18
276 No we're lucky ... it never stops here. 1.4563 0.05526 160 106 35 19
277 It looks like an easy commute, but unfortunately the train doesn't stop here 1.4561 0.05389 171 114 36 21
278 He came with a lot of baggage. 1.4557 0.05506 158 104 36 18
279 I buy so much from Amazon that it just made sense. 1.4556 0.05033 169 107 47 15
280 I'm afraid the 6.15 to the bathroom has been delayed. 1.4556 0.05371 169 112 37 20
281 And yet, he still can't make it home on time. 1.4556 0.05305 169 111 39 19
282 I'd show you the kitchen but the 3:20 from Chicago is due any minute. 1.4552 0.05788 145 96 32 17
283 It just seemed to make sense after we got that Costco membership 1.4551 0.05483 156 102 37 17
284 The listing said 'great for commuters.' 1.4545 0.05261 165 107 41 17
285 My mom says that people used to actually WALK from room to room! 1.4545 0.05085 176 114 44 18
286 I can't say we've had much luck with pets. 1.4545 0.05686 154 103 32 19
287 ...and oddly enough , my husband still prefers to drive to work! 1.4545 0.05611 154 102 34 18
288 Atchison, Topeka, and Santa Fe should be home from school soon. 1.4541 0.05022 185 121 44 20
289 Will you need a refill before 4:26? 1.4536 0.04942 183 118 47 18
290 Sometimes it’s like Grand Central Station around here. 1.4535 0.05104 172 111 44 17
291 That’s what I thought too, but unfortunately it’s an express. 1.4534 0.05428 161 106 37 18
292 It's no big deal Mom. You're carrying on like we have the bloody Orient Express in here. 1.4533 0.05482 150 97 38 15
293 He should be home at about 5:38. 1.4533 0.05482 150 97 38 15
294 How was I to know what size a standard gauge ‘train set’ is? 1.4531 0.04997 192 127 43 22
295 Would you like another drink? The bar car should be coming through shortly. 1.4528 0.05256 159 102 42 15
296 At least the house isn’t next to a highway. 1.4526 0.05858 137 90 32 15
297 I should be able to offer you a very small packet of peanuts at about 2:47 p.m. 1.4525 0.05022 179 116 45 18
298 The only downside is now my parents drop in three times a day 1.4524 0.05394 168 112 36 20
299 It's true what they say, after awhile you don't even hear it anymore. 1.4524 0.05052 168 107 46 15
300 We just signed up for Amazon Prime Elite. 1.4520 0.05249 177 118 38 21
301 It's been pretty quiet since the shutdown, so that's a plus. 1.4518 0.05237 166 108 41 17
302 Amtrack's answer to Uber. 1.4518 0.05167 166 107 43 16
303 Pardon me for a second, I have to check the roast and green light the 4:10 through to Tuscaloosa 1.4514 0.05816 144 96 31 17
304 It was either this or Staten Island. 1.4509 0.05276 173 115 38 20
305 After tea, we can take the 1:15 to the dining room for lunch. 1.4503 0.05845 151 103 28 20
306 Yes it can get loud but we love the look of reclaimed wood. 1.4503 0.05454 151 98 38 15
307 ...but we still have to change trains in Hoboken. 1.4503 0.05454 151 98 38 15
308 I’d invite you into the kitchen but unfortunately it’s a train wreck. 1.4497 0.05434 169 114 34 21
309 Sorry I’m so late. I had to transfer at the Hendersons’. 1.4497 0.05498 169 115 32 22
310 It's a conversation starter. Except when the train goes by. 1.4497 0.05424 149 96 39 14
311 We thought it was a metaphor, but we were wrong. 1.4493 0.05915 138 92 30 16
312 He told me he was some sort of engineer when we met, but I didn't expect him to bring home his work 1.4491 0.05072 167 107 45 15
313 Yeah, we bought it because it was close to the train. We only found out later that it doesn’t stop here. 1.4490 0.05726 147 98 32 17
314 Every night it's the same thing, 'What is this, Grand Central Station?' til I think I'm gonna scream! 1.4490 0.05886 147 100 28 19
315 Timmy thinks that replica train sets are juvenile and lack authenticity. 1.4490 0.05726 147 98 32 17
316 Thomas is staying with us for a few nights 1.4489 0.05331 176 119 35 22
317 At first it did, but we've been here ten years, so now I hardly notice it. 1.4485 0.05505 136 86 39 11
318 He never saw it coming. 1.4485 0.05397 165 110 36 19
319 I'm sorry Sheryl, I just feel like that table is...out of place. 1.4485 0.05116 165 106 44 15
320 I can't blame him entirely. His profile did say he was an engineer who worked from home. 1.4481 0.05531 154 102 35 17
321 He’s still late. 1.4479 0.05446 163 109 35 19
322 Never order a train set online. 1.4474 0.05662 152 102 32 18
323 We have until 6:17 1.4474 0.05506 152 100 36 16
324 It's not as convenient now that I work from home. 1.4471 0.05278 170 113 38 19
325 I thought we’d have a quick drink here first then catch the 6:15 to the dining room. 1.4471 0.05211 170 112 40 18
326 We don't want her to play with dolls. 1.4471 0.05343 170 114 36 20
327 Well, I've been working on the railroad. Now I work from home. 1.4468 0.05819 141 94 31 16
328 It fine. Just don’t go to the dining room 4:20, 5:10, 6:05, or 7:10. 1.4465 0.05547 159 107 33 19
329 Our next project is to install track lighting. 1.4462 0.06184 130 88 26 16
330 We thought it was tract housing." 1.4459 0.05531 148 97 36 15
331 Oh , he lives on the other side of the tracks— at least until I get an apology. 1.4459 0.05599 157 106 32 19
332 His life is a train wreck waiting to happen. 1.4458 0.05303 166 110 38 18
333 …so I lie down, tie myself to the rails…Geoffrey gallops in and cuts me loose just before… It's been fabulous for our sex life. 1.4458 0.05233 166 109 40 17
334 Mr. Monopoly already took Baltic Avenue and Park Place so we had to settle for Reading Railroad. 1.4458 0.04946 166 105 48 13
335 It was a conceptual piece but the woman that was tied to the tracks retired. 1.4453 0.05944 137 92 29 16
336 What can I say? He has a cute caboose. 1.4451 0.04875 173 110 49 14
337 Oh, you know Jerry and his one-track mind... 1.4444 0.05812 144 97 30 17
338 We just thought that we needed a little R&R. 1.4444 0.05119 180 120 40 20
339 It’s ok, we’re alone now, at least until 8:02. 1.4444 0.05254 162 106 40 16
340 It's Arnold's secret fantasy — he likes to tie me to the tracks. 1.4444 0.05318 171 115 36 20
341 It's down the hall, but I'd wait until the 8:05 goes through. 1.4444 0.05823 135 89 32 14
342 I feel my life is finally on track. 1.4444 0.05812 144 97 30 17
343 Frankly I'm not sure there's a right side of the tracks. 1.4438 0.04909 178 115 47 16
344 We were told Mr. Rogers was the original owner. 1.4438 0.05519 160 108 33 19
345 It's pretty clear Charles and I have reached the end of the line. 1.4437 0.05522 142 92 37 13
346 Yes, it definitely ties the room together. 1.4429 0.05669 140 92 34 14
347 You'd be surprised how getting tied down and rescued can really improve your sex life. 1.4427 0.06146 131 89 26 16
348 Yeah. The worst part- it's an express. I still have walk three blocks to catch the local. 1.4427 0.06606 131 94 16 21
349 Tell me fast; the 2:35 is about to come through. 1.4425 0.04989 174 113 45 16
350 It’s totally fine except a 7:25, 8:10, 9:10, 11:30, 1:35, 3:55, 4:10, 4:20, 4:38, 5:05, 5:25, 6:10, 7:10, 8:10 and 9:26. 1.4424 0.05461 165 112 33 20
351 I try never to discourage his hobbies 1.4424 0.05254 165 109 39 17
352 It started with model trains, but then his eyesight began to go. 1.4424 0.05595 165 114 29 22
353 Why stop with track lighting?” I said 1.4423 0.05911 156 110 23 23
354 And I yelled after him, 'Fine, leave, and stand clear of the closing doors on your way out!' 1.4422 0.05386 147 95 39 13
355 When we bought this place they briefly mentioned something about an easement. 1.4419 0.05030 172 112 44 16
356 I should have spoken up when he said he needed room for his ties... 1.4416 0.05450 154 102 36 16
357 Dinner should be here at 7:07 pm. 1.4413 0.05139 179 120 39 20
358 It's much quieter since the Government shut down. 1.4412 0.05274 170 114 37 19
359 Maybe it was unwise to ridicule his model train set. 1.4412 0.04933 170 109 47 14
360 It’s good to see some money finally being spent on infrastructure. 1.4412 0.05003 170 110 45 15
361 $3.8 billion, and it only runs from here to the dining room! 1.4408 0.05259 152 98 41 13
362 Oh, don't worry. Someone's in the kitchen with Dinah. 1.4405 0.05115 168 110 42 16
363 I'd love for you to meet my husband... He should be pulling in any minute now. 1.4400 0.05474 150 99 36 15
364 Actually it’s the ties that bind. 1.4398 0.05435 166 113 33 20
365 On a hot day the breeze is great at 7:01,10:22, 3:11, and 6:47" 1.4395 0.05218 157 102 41 14
366 Being married to Thomas is not without its challenges. 1.4392 0.05443 148 97 37 14
367 Easement" just sounded like something that'd make our lives easier. 1.4392 0.05527 148 98 35 15
368 Living next to the airport was worse. 1.4390 0.05204 164 108 40 16
369 Thomas will be home at 5:07. 1.4387 0.05574 155 105 32 18
370 When he said he was making tracks I thought he meant he was leaving. 1.4387 0.05574 155 105 32 18
371 It's really not that bad until the circus comes to town 1.4386 0.05117 171 113 41 17
372 ...and he was so sure their easement was not valid. 1.4382 0.05158 178 120 38 20
373 We love our new carpet, but tracks really show up in it. 1.4380 0.06029 137 94 26 17
374 Right up until the day he left he claimed it was just an innocent basement hobby 1.4380 0.06029 137 94 26 17
375 I told you it was like living in Grand Central Station. 1.4379 0.05551 153 103 33 17
376 If you put an ear on the rail track, you can hear grandma fart in her bedroom. 1.4379 0.05426 169 116 32 21
377 You're welcome to use the restroom at 2:15, 2:40, or 3:05. 1.4379 0.05491 169 117 30 22
378 Well, we had a partial victory in our Eminent Domain case. 1.4375 0.05725 160 112 26 22
379 Raymond will join us at 2:42. 1.4371 0.05204 167 111 39 17
380 I'm so glad we didn't opt for the 'shotgun' apartment. 1.4371 0.05445 151 100 36 15
381 Well, I do get tired of the trainmen yelling 'nice caboose' while I'm doing dishes. 1.4367 0.05345 158 105 37 16
382 The realtor was right: I don’t even notice it anymore. 1.4366 0.05782 142 96 30 16
383 I thought he meant it metaphorically. 1.4366 0.05867 142 97 28 17
384 I've got a ticket to ride, but I don't care. 1.4365 0.06120 126 85 27 14
385 Next week we get track lighting! 1.4364 0.05107 165 108 42 15
386 When I married him I didn't know what kind of engineer he was. 1.4364 0.05320 165 111 36 18
387 It feels like I've been working on the railroad. All the live long day. 1.4359 0.05317 156 103 38 15
388 It makes it much easier to move the elephant from room to room. 1.4354 0.05717 147 100 30 17
389 It's three seconds door to door 1.4348 0.05205 184 127 34 23
390 Jeanette! What did I tell you? The first rule is to always cover your tracks. 1.4348 0.05696 161 113 26 22
391 I thought I was marrying an orchestra conductor. 1.4345 0.05111 168 111 41 16
392 When he said he was a trainspotter I thought we would be living in the English countryside. 1.4345 0.05254 145 93 41 11
393 This railroad really ties the room together. 1.4340 0.05318 159 106 37 16
394 We like taking the 10:30 to Bed. 1.4340 0.05466 159 108 33 18
395 This is the only way I can afford to live in New York. 1.4337 0.05154 166 110 40 16
396 Then he said : I want you to know, I have a model train hobby". 1.4333 0.05131 150 96 43 11
397 I really only notice it when the train comes through. 1.4333 0.05232 180 124 34 22
398 The light at the end of the hallway is the 9:05. 1.4329 0.05271 164 110 37 17
399 Like any man, Ed has a one-track mind. But I adore his transparency. 1.4321 0.05389 162 110 34 18
400 On the plus side, we're selling squashed pennies on Etsy. 1.4321 0.05171 162 107 40 15
401 After the sudden loss of our dear Mr. Whiskers we decided to remove the third rail" 1.4321 0.05389 162 110 34 18
402 This is just a starter home. Our dream is to eventually live at the airport. 1.4320 0.05156 169 113 39 17
403 I like it- Now I don't have to pick him up at the station. 1.4314 0.04974 153 97 46 10
404 The rent is very low; why do you ask? 1.4310 0.04845 174 113 47 14
405 Have you considered un-coupling? 1.4306 0.05632 144 97 32 15
406 I didn't think he'd build it to scale. 1.4305 0.05678 151 104 29 18
407 And you have to transfer to a local to get to the bedroom. 1.4304 0.05489 158 108 32 18
408 The bathroom? Take the 7 line all the way to the final stop. 1.4304 0.05029 158 102 44 12
409 The bathroom? Just one stop down the hall. 1.4303 0.04955 165 107 45 13
410 Harold will be home at 6:52. 1.4303 0.05384 165 113 33 19
411 Can I get you anything from the dining car? 1.4302 0.04953 172 113 44 15
412 Well, I'd love to stay, but I have to catch the 5:15 to Judy's house. 1.4296 0.05811 135 91 30 14
413 That’s crazy, Linda. That’s all you pay for rent? 1.4295 0.05465 156 106 33 17
414 I'm glad to see you and Thomas are making it work. 1.4294 0.05363 163 111 34 18
415 We make the kids play outside because it’s actually a lot more safe. 1.4293 0.05201 184 128 33 23
416 But does it spark joy? 1.4293 0.04947 191 130 40 21
417 The real estate agent said it was just steps away from public transportation. 1.4286 0.04949 154 98 46 10
418 Dinah, the neighbors ask that you refrain from blowing your horn before 8 a.m. on weekends.” 1.4278 0.04849 187 125 44 18
419 It's not that bad, but the 9:05 interferes with the Rachel Maddow Show. 1.4278 0.05168 180 124 35 21
420 I work on it just to pass the time away. 1.4277 0.04999 173 115 42 16
421 When you said the renovations were on track I did not expect this 1.4277 0.05161 159 105 40 14
422 Howard wanted a retirement hobby that would qualify for federal funding. 1.4276 0.05330 152 101 37 14
423 The coolest part is the Doppler effect. 1.4268 0.05266 164 111 36 17
424 On the plus side, it's fun to put pennies on the track. 1.4261 0.04936 176 117 43 16
425 All I said was, "I think you need a hobby, dear." 1.4261 0.04936 176 117 43 16
426 Is that the kettle whistling? 1.4260 0.05151 169 114 38 17
427 I've come to accept my station in life. 1.4260 0.05012 169 112 42 15
428 I got tired of being called a helicopter mom 1.4258 0.05488 155 106 32 17
429 He's a bit louder and bigger than the other boys, but I love Thomas just the same. 1.4258 0.05564 155 107 30 18
430 With Amazon Rail , you get delivery in 12 hours 1.4255 0.05625 141 95 32 14
431 Oh, you should see his LEGO set. 1.4251 0.04760 167 107 49 11
432 I am sorry, I lost my train of thought. 1.4251 0.05054 167 111 41 15
433 It was either this, or moving to Baltic Avenue. 1.4251 0.04982 167 110 43 14
434 Other people whine about the L shutdown, Rodger did something about it. 1.4251 0.05332 167 115 33 19
435 I know rent is cheap, Susie, but this is why you do a walk-through before you sign a lease. 1.4250 0.05360 160 109 34 17
436 I inadvertently agreed to my internet provider's new tracking policy. 1.4248 0.05617 153 106 29 18
437 We hardly use the car anymore! 1.4248 0.05916 153 110 21 22
438 Oh, those? Sometimes we do a little damsel-in-distress roleplay. 1.4246 0.05126 179 123 36 20
439 It's mostly fine, except that the kids often hang out on the wrong side of the tracks. 1.4244 0.05084 172 116 39 17
440 After a while, just making choo-choo noises wasn't enough to get him to eat his vegetables. 1.4244 0.05216 172 118 35 19
441 My landlord's intimidation tactics are getting bolder, but I'm not budging. 1.4242 0.05169 165 111 38 16
442 This is your first time in a railroad apartment? 1.4241 0.05409 158 108 33 17
443 Once you've lived here long enough you won't even hear it anymore. 1.4241 0.05484 158 109 31 18
444 We moved the couch last week - didn't want our kids hanging out on the wrong side of the tracks. 1.4238 0.05514 151 103 32 16
445 We won the eminent domain case... sort of.... 1.4237 0.05169 177 122 35 20
446 We subscribe to Amazon Prime Delivery - free, two minute shipping! 1.4236 0.05538 144 97 33 14
447 When he told me he collected ties, I thought he meant that he was interested in men's fashion. 1.4235 0.05127 170 115 38 17
448 Sleep is a problem, but the commute is a dream. 1.4233 0.05214 163 110 37 16
449 We can't hang pictures of any kind. 1.4233 0.05214 163 110 37 16
450 The letter from Amtrak said something about eminent domain, we just ignored it 1.4231 0.05383 156 106 34 16
451 After a while you don’t hear it. 1.4231 0.05383 156 106 34 16
452 Be careful when you go to the bathroom, it's our crossing guard's day off. 1.4229 0.05274 175 122 32 21
453 Of course it's the right side. 1.4229 0.05019 175 118 40 17
454 But, Mom, I don't want to be tied down. 1.4228 0.05486 149 101 33 15
455 I am resigned to my station in life. 1.4228 0.05568 149 102 31 16
456 Most people are just passing through. 1.4226 0.05170 168 114 37 17
457 We’ve gotten used to the noise; it’s living in a tunnel that still bothers us. 1.4224 0.04877 161 104 46 11
458 Get ready for the whistle, and don't wave. 1.4224 0.05260 161 109 36 16
459 Yes! We won our eminent domain case. 1.4221 0.05434 154 105 33 16
460 The next train to the bathroom is in seven minutes. 1.4220 0.05191 173 119 35 19
461 Wait til you see Howard's new wheelchair. 1.4220 0.04993 173 116 41 16
462 Yes, but at least I know Harold will be home at 6:17 every night. 1.4217 0.04927 166 109 44 13
463 The 5:15 brings wine, 1.4211 0.05564 152 105 30 17
464 It goes so well with our track lighting. 1.4211 0.05769 133 90 30 13
465 We can't hang anything on our walls. 1.4211 0.04729 190 127 46 17
466 I was for eminent domain until I was against it. 1.4211 0.04966 171 114 42 15
467 We wanted something to go with the track lighting. 1.4211 0.05769 133 90 30 13
468 No, George still doesn't get home on time. 1.4207 0.05331 164 113 33 18
469 There really is no wrong side. 1.4207 0.05508 145 98 33 14
470 It's called Amazon Super Express Prime. 1.4201 0.05281 169 117 33 19
471 Things have been so crazy...it's like Grand Central Station around here! 1.4198 0.05160 162 109 38 15
472 It makes emptying the car after a Costco run so much easier. 1.4198 0.04933 162 106 44 12
473 We love our new home! Unfortunately, the bathroom is on the wrong side of the tracks. 1.4196 0.05562 143 97 32 14
474 I knew it was a mistake to get a railroad flat. 1.4196 0.05473 143 96 34 13
475 Initially, I just wanted track lighting. 1.4196 0.05650 143 98 30 15
476 Hold the lamp, here it comes! 1.4195 0.04835 174 115 45 14
477 It would be an advantage if at least it stopped here. 1.4195 0.04971 174 117 41 16
478 I asked for track lights, not light tracks. 1.4192 0.05394 167 117 30 20
479 It's a little close to the train, but the price was right. 1.4192 0.05120 167 113 38 16
480 Oh no dear, the train doesn't stop here anymore. 1.4192 0.04977 167 111 42 14
481 My realtor was right. After three weeks you don't hear a thing. 1.4189 0.05509 148 101 32 15
482 The most annoying part? We live seven miles from the nearest station. 1.4187 0.05355 160 110 33 17
483 For us, it was about good schools and great access to transit 1.4187 0.05053 160 106 41 13
484 Yeah, I know, but we just fell in love with those hardwood floors. 1.4187 0.05206 160 108 37 15
485 Right side. Wrong side. Isn't it all just semantics? 1.4184 0.05435 141 94 35 12
486 I hate it when Bob’s Amtrak supervisor lets him work from home. 1.4183 0.05377 153 104 34 15
487 It's hard to believe I'm at this station in life. 1.4182 0.05091 165 111 39 15
488 Too bad you have to leave at 8:37. 1.4181 0.04708 177 116 48 13
489 It goes to the bedroom. He has a one-track mind. 1.4178 0.05812 146 103 25 18
490 I'd invite you to our kitchen, but right now it's a train wreck. 1.4178 0.05730 146 102 27 17
491 Park Place is nice, but railroads are a much more sensible investment. 1.4177 0.05175 158 106 38 14
492 I don't mean to cut you off, but in five minutes a top-hatted madman is supposed to come by and tie me to my new carpet. 1.4172 0.05427 151 103 33 15
493 Would you like another drink before the 5:40 comes through? 1.4172 0.05427 151 103 33 15
494 I asked for a landline and they upsold me. 1.4172 0.05345 151 102 35 14
495 We've got time; I think it's running late. 1.4172 0.05427 151 103 33 15
496 It gets crowded around 5:15 1.4172 0.04985 163 108 42 13
497 The tax break was hard to resist 1.4167 0.04953 168 112 42 14
498 Now I’m literally 2 minutes from my kitchen. 1.4167 0.05704 144 100 28 16
499 So now I get why they call this a railroad flat! 1.4167 0.04978 156 102 43 11
500 It's just until the L train gets fixed. 1.4162 0.04920 173 116 42 15
501 Frank gets home at 6:12 on Thursdays. 1.4162 0.04782 173 114 46 13
502 My life is a train wreck just waiting to happen! 1.4162 0.05186 173 120 34 19
503 I think Jerry's having an affair. He claims the train is late at least three times a week. Won't HE be surprised. 1.4161 0.05254 161 110 35 16
504 The downside is you have to go to apartment 6G to transfer to the Number 6 train, and the people who live there sometimes sleep late. 1.4156 0.05427 154 106 32 16
505 I'm just happy there's a bar car. 1.4155 0.05311 142 94 37 11
506 I’m sorry, but until the 4:15 arrives you’re just going to have to hold it in. 1.4152 0.05296 171 120 31 20
507 No, really, I don't even hear it anymore. 1.4152 0.04525 171 109 53 9
508 It's only $2.75 to get to the bathroom. 1.4151 0.05449 159 111 30 18
509 Hold on tight to your coffee ! , the next one's an Express. 1.4148 0.04859 176 118 43 15
510 Build it and it will come 1.4148 0.04991 176 120 39 17
511 He's big for his age. 1.4146 0.05395 164 115 30 19
512 What did you think a railroad apartment was? 1.4145 0.04671 193 130 46 17
513 My designer said it would go well with the subway tile. 1.4145 0.05398 152 104 33 15
514 Actually, you're sitting in one of the original track homes. 1.4145 0.05317 152 103 35 14
515 They claimed eminent domain, but my lawyer was able to work out a compromise. 1.4145 0.05234 152 102 37 13
516 Fred will be home at 6:03. 1.4144 0.05014 181 125 37 19
517 Thomas and I recently moved in together. 1.4144 0.05075 181 126 35 20
518 Well the rent is cheap and cuts my commute time in half. 1.4143 0.05551 140 95 32 13
519 This is the last train set we buy from Costco! 1.4142 0.05341 169 119 30 20
520 All. the. livelong. day. 1.4142 0.05001 169 114 40 15
521 It's okay except when the cattle cars roll through. 1.4140 0.05035 157 104 41 12
522 At first, I wasn't all aboard. 1.4140 0.05115 157 105 39 13
523 Roger married me because he liked my caboose. 1.4140 0.05647 157 112 25 20
524 Sure it's a little farther out, but we can still get into the city in no time. 1.4140 0.05425 157 109 31 17
525 We refused to sell. 1.4140 0.04870 157 102 45 10
526 I'm traveling to the living room, where are you off to? 1.4138 0.04965 174 118 40 16
527 Would you like some cake with that coffee? The dining car should be coming through in a couple of minutes 1.4134 0.04600 179 117 50 12
528 It doesn't go anywhere. I just like the sense of travel. 1.4133 0.05111 150 99 40 11
529 It turned out that John's miniature train fixation was just a gateway hobby. 1.4133 0.05531 150 104 30 16
530 It’s not that unusual; there are lots of railroad apartments in NYC. 1.4132 0.05114 167 114 37 16
531 Seriously Susan, He's not coming back 1.4132 0.05388 167 118 29 20
532 Pete has been pretty busy...He works all the live long day. 1.4132 0.05321 167 117 31 19
533 The contractor said we could choose between being railroaded and being shafted. 1.4130 0.05608 138 94 31 13
534 We replaced the elephant in the room. 1.4130 0.05973 138 98 23 17
535 Yes, it's noisy. But we barely noticed it until after the kids grew up. 1.4128 0.04868 172 115 43 14
536 The cartoonist thinks it’s a laugh track. 1.4128 0.04868 172 115 43 14
537 Oh, and the bathroom is just two stops down the line. 1.4128 0.04797 172 114 45 13
538 Last time I was here, you were still tied up on the living room floor. 1.4128 0.05270 172 121 31 20
539 I never worry about breakups. New men show up every fifteen minutes. 1.4126 0.05375 143 96 35 12
540 So long story short, compromising on eminent domain doesn't work. 1.4126 0.05643 143 99 29 15
541 It’s a lot quieter since they switched from coal to electric. 1.4124 0.04837 177 119 43 15
542 Why do you ask? 1.4122 0.05667 148 104 27 17
543 On the bright side, we no longer oversleep. 1.4118 0.04463 187 122 53 12
544 His "model train thing" was fine until we won the lottery 1.4118 0.05289 153 104 35 14
545 It's a great place to live except at 11:07, 11:43, 12:17, 12:36....shall I go on? 1.4118 0.05207 153 103 37 13
546 Be really careful ordering track lights by catalog. 1.4118 0.05124 153 102 39 12
547 On the plus side, my dinner guests ALWAYS leave at 10:47 PM. 1.4118 0.05289 153 104 35 14
548 It was convenient, but they discontinued the stop, claiming we were the only ones using it. 1.4114 0.04929 158 104 43 11
549 If the alarm doesn't wake him, the 7:05 to Poughkeepsie will. 1.4110 0.05202 163 112 35 16
550 I fought The Eminent Domain Law and The Law won. 1.4110 0.05274 163 113 33 17
551 Thank God when he built it they did not come. 1.4110 0.05202 163 112 35 16
552 Any time, now. 1.4110 0.04902 163 108 43 12
553 Just pretend you don't notice when he comes huffing and puffing into the room 1.4110 0.05470 146 100 32 14
554 Amazon now delivers directly to your kitchen. 1.4107 0.05295 168 118 31 19
555 The realtor told us it’s a classic railroad apartment. 1.4107 0.05089 168 115 37 16
556 The rental ad did say " Close to Public Transportation" 1.4106 0.05170 151 101 38 12
557 We were disappointed that we missed out on the Windmill House... but then this became available. 1.4106 0.05501 151 105 30 16
558 As I was saying... 1.4104 0.05245 173 122 31 20
559 You know, my life has just been one long series of train wrecks. 1.4103 0.05134 156 105 38 13
560 The look's not so much 'boho' as 'hobo'. 1.4103 0.05597 156 111 26 19
561 I should have seen it coming. 1.4103 0.05214 156 106 36 14
562 Well, the flat was very cheap and the bathroom is just two stations down the line. 1.4101 0.04881 178 121 41 16
563 I asked the realtor if it was near public transportation. She said yes. 1.4101 0.04544 178 116 51 11
564 When we finish our coffee, we'll take the 7:16 to dinner. 1.4099 0.05173 161 110 36 15
565 I’m curious - how is the eminent domain challenge coming along? 1.4097 0.05435 144 98 33 13
566 I'm just not happy with my station in life. 1.4096 0.04914 166 111 42 13
567 Yeah, that was the 5:18, I should start making dinner.. 1.4096 0.04914 166 111 42 13
568 We're heavy sleepers, so it's not a problem. 1.4094 0.05739 127 86 30 11
569 You know how it is. I was young. Took a midnight train going anywhere. And ended up here. 1.4094 0.05472 149 103 31 15
570 I'm Triple Platinum on Amtrak - they gave me my own siding! 1.4091 0.05098 154 103 39 12
571 I like that it's so close to public transportation. 1.4091 0.05180 154 104 37 13
572 Do you want to go out to eat, or just wait for the dining car? 1.4091 0.05342 154 106 33 15
573 Don’t worry. It’s a New Jersey Transit line. The trains are always cancelled. 1.4091 0.05342 154 106 33 15
574 Sometimes I feel like the world is passing me by, especially weekdays at a quarter past the hour, and every other hour on weekends and holidays. 1.4091 0.05180 154 104 37 13
575 Well at least it's not in my back yard 1.4091 0.05180 154 104 37 13
576 I did tell you, Diane. We're sitting on a gold mine here. 1.4091 0.04841 154 100 45 9
577 At the moment, this is my station in life. But, I hope to move on. 1.4088 0.05070 181 127 34 20
578 We just couldn't believe how affordable this place was,we kept asking the agent,"did someone die here?" 1.4088 0.05142 159 108 37 14
579 The rules say you can't build a hotel on Reading, but I guess he just wouldn't take no for an answer. 1.4088 0.05064 159 107 39 13
580 I’m his damsel in distress and he’s my little engine that could.” 1.4088 0.06002 137 98 22 17
581 When they threatened eminent domain we negotiated a compromise. 1.4085 0.05030 164 111 39 14
582 Did I mention Tom got a train set for Christmas? 1.4082 0.05177 147 98 38 11
583 I assume you heard that we won our defense against eminent domain? 1.4080 0.04892 174 118 41 15
584 And the bar car stops here at 5 o'clock. 1.4080 0.05091 174 121 35 18
585 this place is a gold mine 1.4080 0.04823 174 117 43 14
586 Now that I can decipher between it and the tea kettle whistle, it really hasn’t been too big of a problem. 1.4079 0.05227 152 103 36 13
587 I misunderstood what they meant by track lighting 1.4079 0.05391 152 105 32 15
588 The drink car will be here at 10:26. 1.4076 0.05343 157 109 32 16
589 It's a shame your husband was a sleepwalker. 1.4074 0.05577 162 117 24 21
590 Sure beats "The Wall" my cousin in Texas got. 1.4074 0.05437 162 115 28 19
591 The listing DID say reclaimed wood flooring... 1.4072 0.05315 167 118 30 19
592 George takes his Monopoly deeds seriously. 1.4072 0.05315 167 118 30 19
593 MINIATURE trains weren't enough for Lionel. 1.4068 0.04764 177 119 44 14
594 The neighbors are all onboard. 1.4067 0.05103 150 100 39 11
595 We successfully fought Eminent Domain!” 1.4067 0.05442 150 104 31 15
596 And then Harold said to the realtor, nothing too close to the airport. 1.4065 0.05071 155 104 39 12
597 We're MTA nesters. 1.4062 0.05193 160 110 35 15
598 On the bright side, we were able to keep our mineral rights. 1.4062 0.05039 160 108 39 13
599 John's been doing a lot a work around the house since the government shutdown 1.4062 0.05342 160 112 31 17
600 We were playing Monopoly last night and things got out of hand. 1.4061 0.05005 165 112 39 14
601 So, what's new with you 1.4061 0.04621 165 107 49 9
602 Coming from a rural state, I had no idea what a railroad flat was when I agreed to marry him. 1.4054 0.04618 185 124 47 14
603 It may be hard to believe, but this house was once a tunnel. 1.4054 0.05149 148 99 38 11
604 The boarding platform is in Apt. 4G 1.4053 0.04471 190 126 51 13
605 It’s called the Mommy track. 1.4053 0.04831 190 132 39 19
606 I just sleep through it now. 1.4052 0.05200 153 104 36 13
607 The rent is a bit high but the transportation access is too good to pass up. 1.4051 0.05082 158 107 38 13
608 We got railroaded into buying the house. 1.4049 0.05339 163 115 30 18
609 Oh, come on. Do the locomotion with me. 1.4049 0.05122 163 112 36 15
610 Now explain eminent domain again! 1.4049 0.05268 163 114 32 17
611 As long as you keep an eye on the timetable it’s actually quite convenient. 1.4048 0.05083 168 116 36 16
612 At first retirement was hard, but now Tom has a hobby. 1.4046 0.04976 173 119 38 16
613 Well, he never had a train set growing up. 1.4045 0.04467 178 116 52 10
614 Air bnb said it was a railroad apartment. 1.4045 0.04676 178 119 46 13
615 I guess when the realtor said, "It's a railroad flat" I wasn't paying attention. 1.4044 0.05657 136 94 29 13
616 We went with the medium-stain oak to match the table 1.4044 0.05461 136 92 33 11
617 Otherwise we couldn't afford Manhattan. 1.4043 0.04503 188 125 50 13
618 In a few minutes we can catch the 3:17 to the kitchen. 1.4043 0.05511 141 97 31 13
619 He said he wanted the "big boy" train set. 1.4041 0.04543 193 130 48 15
620 It's like people say. The difference between men and boys is the cost of their toys. 1.4038 0.05363 156 109 31 16
621 'Because he's mine , he walks the line..." 1.4038 0.05286 156 108 33 15
622 I ordered a yellow brick road. 1.4037 0.05091 161 110 37 14
623 Well, he really was a very good salesman. 1.4037 0.05166 161 111 35 15
624 It is the latest from Amazon Prime 1.4032 0.04963 186 131 35 20
625 It's New York. You get used to the noise. 1.4030 0.05814 134 94 26 14
626 There's no way we can get a dog. 1.4028 0.05151 144 96 38 10
627 Things haven't been the same since Roger won the powerball. 1.4028 0.05056 144 95 40 9
628 Ralph said miniatures just didn't do it for him anymore. 1.4028 0.05336 144 98 34 12
629 When you marry a railroad man you get tied down. 1.4027 0.05464 149 104 30 15
630 Little men have little trains. 1.4026 0.05334 154 107 32 15
631 We've been enjoying Amazon Super-Prime. 1.4026 0.05254 154 106 34 14
632 That's okay. I'll just call an Uber. 1.4026 0.05718 154 112 22 20
633 I only wave if there are kids. 1.4026 0.04833 154 101 44 9
634 My husband trained as a violinist, but now he wants to become a conductor. 1.4025 0.05362 159 112 30 17
635 Amazon double Prime avoids porch thefts. 1.4024 0.05097 164 113 36 15
636 Technically the coffee table is railroad property, but we use it between stops. 1.4024 0.04635 164 107 48 9
637 No,actually my husband's a pilot. 1.4024 0.05097 164 113 36 15
638 When Hubert said he was bringing home a little coal train, perhaps my hopes for Thelonious Monk and Ornette Coleman were set a bit too high. 1.4023 0.05019 174 121 36 17
639 We're not backing down on this Eminent Domain nonsense. 1.4023 0.05019 174 121 36 17
640 Funny, I hardly hear them anymore. 1.4022 0.04981 179 125 36 18
641 Sorry I just got sidetracked 1.4014 0.05388 142 97 33 12
642 Lionel should home any minute. 1.4014 0.05480 142 98 31 13
643 I told him no toy trains. 1.4013 0.05258 157 109 33 15
644 Would you like a coaster? 1.4012 0.05065 162 111 37 14
645 You're in luck. The 4:25 express to the bathroom is arriving now. 1.4012 0.05288 162 114 31 17
646 We're still married, but Glenn lives on the other side of the tracks. 1.4012 0.05065 162 111 37 14
647 It's only a bother every hour on the hour. 1.4012 0.04566 172 113 49 10
648 I think track lighting would do wonders for this place. 1.4012 0.05060 172 120 35 17
649 For the love of God Marian, please help me talk your brother back into HO gauge. 1.4012 0.05322 172 124 27 21
650 I meant it literally when I said my life is a train-wreck. 1.4011 0.04690 177 119 45 13
651 Would you prefer the sleeper sofa or the sleeper car? 1.4011 0.04825 177 121 41 15
652 When you said you were being railroaded, I didn't think that you were being so literal." 1.4011 0.04758 177 120 43 14
653 We told the realtor our number one priority was an easy commute 1.4011 0.04794 182 125 41 16
654 Of course the in laws had to out shine Santa with Billy's train set 1.4010 0.04902 192 136 35 21
655 I admit there’s a downside, but I always know when it’s 5:43. 1.4000 0.04600 170 112 48 10
656 What is eminent domain? 1.4000 0.05980 140 102 20 18
657 It's no so bad...nobody ever gets off at this stop. 1.4000 0.04585 175 116 48 11
658 Quick, do you have a penny?" 1.4000 0.05261 160 112 32 16
659 I thought "zero minute walk to the nearest train station" was a typo. 1.4000 0.05094 150 101 38 11
660 Honestly, you get used to it. 1.4000 0.04749 170 114 44 12
661 We enjoy the fact we can get a bit of extra sleep before rushing to catch the 8:10 to Boston. 1.4000 0.05278 135 90 36 9
662 On the other hand, we just need one car. 1.4000 0.04367 165 105 54 6
663 They're all fine except Thomas. He's the cheeky one. 1.4000 0.05376 175 128 24 23
664 Sadly, the nearest station is 4 blocks away. 1.4000 0.05551 160 116 24 20
665 The realtor said it would be a selling point to be near public transportation. 1.4000 0.05248 140 94 36 10
666 I have to admit, at first it seemed pretty weird, but I'm beginning to see the light at the end of the master bedroom. 1.4000 0.04895 180 125 38 17
667 It's just until the L line is repaired. 1.3988 0.05076 168 117 35 16
668 How’s your eminent domain fight going? 1.3988 0.04787 168 113 43 12
669 We needed more than just a little R&R. 1.3988 0.04964 163 111 39 13
670 The ad on craigslist said "Manhattan railroad flat, only $1,000 a month rent." So of course we jumped at it. 1.3988 0.04964 163 111 39 13
671 I need to open the front door every hour. 1.3987 0.05153 158 109 35 14
672 Sometimes it's like Grand Central Station in here. 1.3987 0.04913 158 106 41 11
673 I thought it was just a misspelling when I read the listing," FOR SALE: Charming late 70s track home." 1.3987 0.05355 153 107 31 15
674 We love being so close to public transportation. 1.3987 0.05192 153 105 35 13
675 We love the proximity to public transportation 1.3986 0.05140 148 100 37 11
676 I thought it was serious but he was just passing through. 1.3986 0.05713 143 102 25 16
677 Well, the broker said it was a railroad flat. 1.3985 0.05840 133 94 25 14
678 When it said "zero steps to the train" in the ad, I thought it was a typo. 1.3985 0.05742 133 93 27 13
679 My husband is an idiot. 1.3977 0.04907 176 122 38 16
680 He'll be here around 5:19. 1.3977 0.05102 176 125 32 19
681 It’s nice to have a quiet night. It’s usually like Grand Central Station around here. 1.3977 0.04579 171 113 48 10
682 It's a conversation piece for sure, but a nightmare to vacuum. 1.3977 0.04579 171 113 48 10
683 It's my fault really. I made fun of his tiny model trains. 1.3977 0.05078 171 120 34 17
684 I blame myself for telling him he needs a hobby! 1.3976 0.05047 166 115 36 15
685 Is Harold still fighting eminent domain? 1.3976 0.05464 166 121 24 21
686 It's only an issue twice a day. 1.3976 0.04900 166 113 40 13
687 Yes, it's noisy but the cat has something to chase twice an hour. 1.3975 0.05006 161 110 38 13
688 It was listed as a railroad apartment. 1.3975 0.05083 161 111 36 14
689 Track housing is just so much more affordable. 1.3975 0.05452 161 116 26 19
690 It doesn't go anywhere, but it makes me feel less trapped. 1.3975 0.05159 161 112 34 15
691 Uhm, do you want to be tied up...or would you rather be the engineer?” 1.3974 0.05432 156 111 28 17
692 There's plenty of affordable housing, if know where to look! You wouldn't believe the deal we got on this place. 1.3974 0.05119 156 107 36 13
693 We never have to set an alarm. 1.3974 0.05037 156 106 38 12
694 It's like Grand Central Station in here. 1.3974 0.05239 151 104 34 13
695 It's my fault for calling his last model railway a toy! 1.3974 0.05486 151 107 28 16
696 The only downside is I can't make soufflés anymore. 1.3974 0.05566 151 108 26 17
697 It might be time to cover your tracks. 1.3973 0.05453 146 102 30 14
698 marv traded boardwalk and park place for all the railroads and four houses 1.3972 0.05502 141 98 30 13
699 It's the damn whistle I hate the most! 1.3966 0.04846 179 124 39 16
700 And now they want to build a wall through here. 1.3966 0.05079 174 123 33 18
701 I don’t know what he’s building back there but he’s always on time for dinner 1.3966 0.05013 174 122 35 17
702 We also have a lazy Susan. 1.3964 0.05051 169 118 35 16
703 But I have both utilities. 1.3963 0.05375 164 118 27 19
704 Well, yes, he does have a one-track mind. But at least it's not just in the bedroom. 1.3963 0.05234 164 116 31 17
705 The right-of-way easement was a bit more intrusive than we expected. 1.3962 0.05049 159 109 37 13
706 Admittedly, narrow gauge would have been better. 1.3962 0.05127 159 110 35 14
707 Look both ways before you cross the living room 1.3962 0.04969 159 108 39 12
708 It really does tie the room together. 1.3962 0.05049 159 109 37 13
709 He always gets home at 6:05 1.3960 0.05200 149 102 35 12
710 Well at least it's not a wall. 1.3960 0.05456 149 105 29 15
711 So, did you drive or take the train? 1.3956 0.04974 182 129 34 19
712 Being close to transit is nice, but most days I prefer to walk to the kitchen. 1.3953 0.05120 172 122 32 18
713 It's useful for moving the elephant in the room. 1.3952 0.05164 167 118 32 17
714 Long Island Railroad holds our mortgage. 1.3951 0.05280 162 115 30 17
715 Sorry, I really didn’t get it when you said he had a “one track mind”. 1.3949 0.04930 157 106 40 11
716 Being married to Thomas is challenging! 1.3949 0.05479 157 113 26 18
717 I wasn’t sure, but the realtor railroaded me. 1.3949 0.05404 157 112 28 17
718 I tried online dating but once I mention I have a big caboose a lot of them never get back to me 1.3947 0.05535 152 109 26 17
719 At least its on the right side of the tracks 1.3946 0.05336 147 102 32 13
720 Thomas is always on time. 1.3946 0.05159 147 100 36 11
721 Well, its hard to have pets 1.3946 0.05248 147 101 34 12
722 I will be leaving at midnight & heading to Georgia. 1.3946 0.05159 147 100 36 11
723 If you want to meet Steve, he'll be here at exactly 5:17. 1.3944 0.04824 180 125 39 16
724 Most of my visitors are transients. 1.3944 0.04760 180 124 41 15
725 Needless to say, we're not huge fans of eminent domain. 1.3944 0.05470 142 99 30 13
726 I'm still adjusting to the new schedule. 1.3944 0.05470 142 99 30 13
727 Tom? Well let's just say he's been working all the live long day and I'm about to blow my horn. 1.3941 0.05095 170 120 33 17
728 I truly don’t know if I’m coming or going." 1.3939 0.05767 132 93 26 13
729 The other apartment we looked at said, a river runs through it. 1.3939 0.05136 165 116 33 16
730 So I told Jerry-- next stop, Divorce Court. 1.3939 0.04991 165 114 37 14
731 I now have a better understanding of eminent domain. 1.3939 0.05484 165 121 23 21
732 Oh Don't go. Lionel will be coming through the door any minute now. 1.3939 0.04991 165 114 37 14
733 I can be dowtown in ten minutes. 1.3938 0.04864 160 108 41 11
734 When he promised to get our lives back on track, this is not what I thought he meant. 1.3938 0.04783 160 107 43 10
735 We still have to install the track lighting. 1.3935 0.05055 155 106 37 12
736 Yeah, eminent domain's a bitch, but this way, I keep my condo. 1.3935 0.05530 155 112 25 18
737 Lionel takes his hobby very seriously." 1.3935 0.05376 155 110 29 16
738 Honestly, things aren't that different on the other side of the tracks. 1.3935 0.04886 155 104 41 10
739 And through the open window I hand Charlie a sandwich. 1.3935 0.05376 155 110 29 16
740 The older the boys, the bigger the toys. 1.3934 0.05012 183 131 32 20
741 When my co-workers ask me if I work out or not, I tell them I train at home. 1.3933 0.05258 150 104 33 13
742 People think working from home is easier, but I'm still at it all the live long day. 1.3933 0.05085 150 102 37 11
743 It is loud, but SO convenient! 1.3933 0.05085 150 102 37 11
744 We moved here for the easy commute. 1.3931 0.05206 145 99 35 11
745 My marriage? A train wreck? Why in God’s name would you ask that? 1.3931 0.05161 173 124 30 19
746 We're really committed to public transit. 1.3931 0.04755 173 118 42 13
747 He's got a one track mind. 1.3929 0.05068 168 118 34 16
748 They weren't kidding when they advertised,"If you lived here,you'd be home by now" 1.3929 0.04779 168 114 42 12
749 Just when we got the elephant out of the room. 1.3926 0.05253 163 116 30 17
750 It was a compromise. I wanted a walk-in closet and Fred wanted an easy commute. 1.3926 0.05253 163 116 30 17
751 Big boys,Big toys 1.3926 0.04801 163 110 42 11
752 My mother-in-law put these in....she’ll never let me forget where I was born... 1.3926 0.05107 163 114 34 15
753 I told him he should have asked the realtor what eminent domain meant before we bought the house. 1.3926 0.05181 163 115 32 16
754 With the money we got selling the railroad this right-of-way, we paid off the house, our student loans and can now afford health care. 1.3924 0.05300 158 112 30 16
755 It's just a whistle stop. 1.3924 0.04737 158 105 44 9
756 It's very convenient, but vacuuming between all those slats is a nightmare. 1.3924 0.04822 158 106 42 10
757 Better still, we're under a bowling alley. 1.3924 0.05145 158 110 34 14
758 I have my book club and he has his trains 1.3924 0.04986 158 108 38 12
759 I think it fits my 'industrial chic' aesthetic." 1.3923 0.04472 181 121 49 11
760 Our son plays piano, but he hopes one day to be a conductor. 1.3922 0.05014 153 104 38 11
761 See you again tomorrow at 2:36 1.3919 0.05393 148 104 30 14
762 Don't look in the closet. It's a complete train wreck. 1.3919 0.05393 148 104 30 14
763 Bob usually gets home at 5:40, 5:55, or 6:10. 1.3919 0.05561 148 106 26 16
764 Do you think we have the wrong schedule? We're the only ones waiting. 1.3919 0.05561 148 106 26 16
765 Putting pennies on the rails somehow never grows old. 1.3918 0.04571 171 114 47 10
766 We're always arguing about which side is the wrong side. 1.3918 0.04719 171 116 43 12
767 Well, they gave us a choice - eminent domain, or living room train. 1.3916 0.04817 166 113 41 12
768 When the realtor said it was a railroad apartment, I thought he was using a metaphor. 1.3916 0.05111 166 117 33 16
769 Yes, it’s a track house. 1.3913 0.05226 161 114 31 16
770 I think I finally found my station in life. 1.3913 0.05372 161 116 27 18
771 The real estate agent said it was close to transportation 1.3910 0.05348 156 111 29 16
772 I think he’s having an affair. The least he could do is make an attempt to cover his tracks. 1.3910 0.05270 156 110 31 15
773 The cocktail car will be along at 4:08. 1.3908 0.04802 174 120 40 14
774 I think it really ties the room together. 1.3907 0.05230 151 105 33 13
775 So, does this mean you’re being fast-tracked or railroaded? 1.3907 0.05477 151 108 27 16
776 I know the Joneses have a floating maglev train, but we’re going for farmhouse industrial. 1.3905 0.05113 169 120 32 17
777 If we're lucky, we can catch the 4:00 to the kitchen. 1.3905 0.05044 169 119 34 16
778 The china rattles a lot but it’s cut our commute by 45 minutes! 1.3904 0.05177 146 100 35 11
779 It's usually an elephant in the room. 1.3904 0.05444 146 103 29 14
780 Yes, it's a "railroad" apartment. I much prefer it to the "shotgun" apartment I had in Tucson. 1.3902 0.05081 164 115 34 15
781 What really sold us on the place is that it's close to transportation. 1.3902 0.05155 164 116 32 16
782 The Apartment Ad did say close to transportation. 1.3902 0.05155 164 116 32 16
783 Yes, five husbands. They were all sleepwalkers. 1.3901 0.06020 141 105 17 19
784 I hid his legos. 1.3899 0.05272 159 113 30 16
785 You'd never guess, but it's from IKEA. 1.3899 0.04714 159 106 44 9
786 He heard that lonesome whistle blow and I haven't seen him since. 1.3899 0.05040 159 110 36 13
787 So when we first met, he told me he was an engineer... 1.3898 0.04676 177 121 43 13
788 Amazon Super Prime delivers everything in 30 minutes, or it's free! I can't remember what life was like before this! 1.3898 0.05071 177 127 31 19
789 Ties the room together, don't you think? 1.3898 0.04744 177 122 41 14
790 So, are you just passing through? 1.3896 0.04902 154 104 40 10
791 It actually really cuts the street noise. 1.3896 0.05397 154 110 28 16
792 Since his retirement, he has taken his hobby to a new level. 1.3896 0.05155 154 107 34 13
793 Trust me we want to be out of her by 8:17. 1.3896 0.05155 154 107 34 13
794 Bathroom? Down three stops to the left. 1.3895 0.04979 172 121 35 16
795 It was this, or my parents'. 1.3893 0.05191 149 103 34 12
796 Since becoming a conductor, he's been bringing his work home with him. 1.3893 0.04922 149 100 40 9
797 Our cat lasted about 15 minutes. 1.3892 0.04868 167 115 39 13
798 Actually his train left the station years ago. 1.3892 0.04868 167 115 39 13
799 If there is no delay Ed should be back from the restroom at 7.48. 1.3892 0.05086 167 118 33 16
800 It was this way or the highway. 1.3889 0.04973 162 112 37 13
801 What was I saying? 1.3889 0.04945 180 128 34 18
802 Well at least it's not that damn wall. 1.3889 0.04945 180 128 34 18
803 I could order Uber Eats, or we could get something from the dining car. 1.3886 0.04780 175 121 40 14
804 Sorry if the coffee's cold. The 3:15 from the kitchen was late again. 1.3882 0.05031 152 104 37 11
805 Can you hold it until 1:07? 1.3882 0.05117 152 105 35 12
806 It was so much easier when he was into Lionel. 1.3882 0.05285 152 107 31 14
807 Getting the kids out in the morning is SO much easier. 1.3880 0.04696 183 127 41 15
808 At first I dismissed "on subway" as realtor hype. 1.3879 0.04832 165 113 40 12
809 Sorry I'm late, I had to make a few stops. 1.3879 0.04832 165 113 40 12
810 We were warned there would be some disadvantages to taking a basement apartment in the Hudson Yards. 1.3878 0.05327 147 103 31 13
811 He started with track lighting. 1.3875 0.05169 160 113 32 15
812 Don't worry - it's NJTransit, so we won't be disturbed for another three hours. 1.3875 0.04855 160 109 40 11
813 At least it's not a wall. 1.3873 0.05368 142 99 31 12
814 Aren't you going to answer the door? 1.3873 0.05022 173 123 33 17
815 Frankly, I'm proud of Jack for standing up to the city and refusing their measly right-of-way offer. 1.3873 0.05022 173 123 33 17
816 When he said he was a personal trainer, I thought he meant something else. 1.3873 0.04817 173 120 39 14
817 He talked about track lighting. I didn't realize he also meant track flooring. 1.3871 0.04885 186 133 34 19
818 Next phase of the renovation is a funicular to the master bedroom. 1.3871 0.05368 155 111 28 16
819 The decorator assured me. This is the right side. 1.3867 0.05333 150 106 30 14
820 Yeah, and wait until you see the Christmas tree! 1.3867 0.05333 150 106 30 14
821 I'm so glad the MTA is adding more local stops. 1.3866 0.04680 194 137 39 18
822 Things have really gotten better since we moved the couch from the wrong side of the tracks. 1.3864 0.05024 176 126 32 18
823 Sorry about the mess. My husband always leaves tracks on the living room rug 1.3862 0.05287 145 101 32 12
824 Sorry what were you saying. 1.3862 0.05287 145 101 32 12
825 Wow! Your husband really does have a one track mind. 1.3861 0.04812 158 107 41 10
826 After the first couple of months you don't even notice it. 1.3859 0.04675 184 128 41 15
827 When it’s late, you notice. 1.3856 0.05174 153 107 33 13
828 On the other hand, it's a lot of fun when the circus train comes through. 1.3855 0.04732 166 113 42 11
829 And will Mr. Bezos be claiming the model train set in the divorce as well? 1.3855 0.04832 179 126 37 16
830 I liked it better as a xylophone. 1.3854 0.04714 192 136 38 18
831 Now that the kids are gone we can finally put in a third rail. 1.3851 0.05383 148 105 29 14
832 Henry's parents never gave him a train set. 1.3851 0.04748 148 98 43 7
833 The listing said it was close to public transit. 1.3851 0.04844 148 99 41 8
834 We lost the right-of-way lawsuit. 1.3851 0.05143 161 114 32 15
835 There's light at the end of the hall." 1.3851 0.04795 174 121 39 14
836 Just keeping up with the Casey Joneses. 1.3846 0.05609 130 91 28 11
837 Did I mention that Bob is a railway buff? 1.3846 0.04936 156 107 38 11
838 Ed sometimes gets a little carried away with his hobbies. 1.3846 0.05244 143 99 33 11
839 My husband asked for lots of ties for his birthday. 1.3846 0.05337 143 100 31 12
840 I’m not sure the convenience is always worth it. 1.3846 0.05050 130 86 38 6
841 It's not like I'm tied down or anything. 1.3846 0.05339 156 112 28 16
842 I told him. Pay up for Amazon Prime. They deliver with drones. But does he listen? 1.3846 0.04961 182 131 32 19
843 It ties the house together. 1.3841 0.04779 151 101 42 8
844 It's a prototype for a new system he believes will compete with Amazon's drones. 1.3841 0.05756 138 100 23 15
845 We bought it sight unseen because the ad said 'close to transportation.' 1.3841 0.05277 138 95 33 10
846 After the 8:02, we can return to the kitchen. 1.3838 0.04655 185 129 41 15
847 Our only worry is the Rails to Trails movement. 1.3836 0.05263 159 114 29 16
848 You’re doing well considering you grew up on the wrong side of the house. 1.3836 0.05110 159 112 33 14
849 I drew the line at crossing gates. 1.3836 0.05110 159 112 33 14
850 I couldn’t dream of moving with such an easy commute. 1.3836 0.05110 159 112 33 14
851 So this is a railroad flat! 1.3836 0.05521 146 105 26 15
852 I'm sick and tired of hearing you say that my life is a train wreck waiting to happen. 1.3836 0.05347 146 103 30 13
853 As you might have guessed, I am moving forward with the divorce. 1.3836 0.05258 146 102 32 12
854 ...so I play Nell, and he’s Dudley Doright... 1.3832 0.05148 167 120 30 17
855 If we catch the four-oh-five westbound we’ll get to the dining room in time for tea. 1.3832 0.04785 167 115 40 12
856 I told you you could have taken the train here. 1.3831 0.05228 154 109 31 14
857 The ad didn't lie – it IS on a major transportation line. 1.3831 0.04978 154 106 37 11
858 You have a such a lovely home depot, Alice. 1.3830 0.05389 141 99 30 12
859 Rezoning was the hardest part. 1.3829 0.04772 175 122 39 14
860 It would be a great commute if only it would stop. 1.3827 0.05116 162 115 32 15
861 You do not even hear it after a while. 1.3827 0.05041 162 114 34 14
862 "Brad called and said he's on the 5:58. It should be pulling in any minute." 1.3826 0.05003 149 102 37 10
863 When I give the signal, just hold on to your mug. 1.3826 0.04626 149 98 45 6
864 Before we moved the couch we were on the wrong side of the tracks. 1.3826 0.05520 149 108 25 16
865 I'm working my way up to helicopter parent. 1.3825 0.04559 183 126 44 13
866 Mom, I'm in love with an engineer. 1.3825 0.04559 183 126 44 13
867 It really ties the room together. 1.3824 0.04499 170 114 47 9
868 For now at least it does spark joy. 1.3822 0.05310 157 113 28 16
869 Waving back has become less fun. 1.3822 0.04993 157 109 36 12
870 I just have this feeling that I'm being railroaded 1.3822 0.04742 157 106 42 9
871 Jack prefers to be called an "Extreme Hobbyist." 1.3822 0.04655 157 105 44 8
872 Thomas likes to make a grand entrance when he gets home from work. 1.3820 0.04781 178 125 38 15
873 As bad as things are, I really do see the light at the end of the tunnel. 1.3819 0.05215 144 100 33 11
874 You might want to use the bathroom before the 3 O'clock comes through. 1.3818 0.04974 165 116 35 14
875 I should have noticed when he didn't use the word 'scale' when he talked about his model trains. 1.3818 0.05263 165 120 27 18
876 He started with HO-gauge but you know Mr. I'm-never-satisfied!!! 1.3817 0.04442 186 127 47 12
877 It's the only way we can get our stuff home from Costco. 1.3816 0.05021 152 105 36 11
878 The worst part is, it's still a drive to the station. 1.3816 0.05107 152 106 34 12
879 It goes with his one-track mind! 1.3816 0.05107 152 106 34 12
880 Twenty years on the railroad, and my husband is still bringing his work home with him. 1.3816 0.05107 152 106 34 12
881 Of course ordering something large is no longer a problem 1.3813 0.04939 139 93 39 7
882 He’ll be coming around the chaise lounge when he comes. 1.3813 0.05006 160 112 35 13
883 He never waves anymore. 1.3813 0.05236 160 115 29 16
884 We probably should've suspected something when we saw the address was 9-3/4 Hogwarts Way. 1.3812 0.04724 181 127 39 15
885 It's a railroad flat. 1.3810 0.05052 168 120 32 16
886 Ah sorry, I've lost my train of thought." "Don't worry, there will be another one at 12. 1.3806 0.05359 155 112 27 16
887 I work from home for MTA. 1.3806 0.04952 155 107 37 11
888 Oh honey, but it’s always a trade off in this city. 1.3806 0.05036 155 108 35 12
889 No, despite the convenience, I usually Uber. 1.3804 0.04703 163 111 42 10
890 I told them to take their eminent domain and shove it. 1.3804 0.05090 163 116 32 15
891 Our commute is fantastic, but this is the third dog we’ve lost. 1.3804 0.05090 163 116 32 15
892 You can set your clock by it. 1.3804 0.05164 163 117 30 16
893 Let me explain my husband's hobby... before the 4:32 arrives. 1.3803 0.04970 142 96 38 8
894 Now I know what 'eminent domain' means. 1.3801 0.05190 171 125 27 19
895 And even his bedroom talk is "I think I can..." 1.3800 0.05407 150 108 27 15
896 Yes, big boys, big toys. 1.3800 0.05324 150 107 29 14
897 I don’t know if I’m coming or going. 1.3800 0.05153 150 105 33 12
898 What I really enjoy are the looks on the faces of the passengers. 1.3797 0.05048 158 111 34 13
899 He says he no longer finds model train sets fulfilling. 1.3797 0.05282 158 114 28 16
900 Thomas likes to make an entrance. 1.3797 0.05127 158 112 32 14
901 I think I'm the only person in Brooklyn looking forward to the L train shutdown. 1.3797 0.05282 158 114 28 16
902 There are drawbacks, but he's unbelievable in bed. 1.3796 0.05592 137 98 26 13
903 We still don’t know how it got here, but we suspect it has something to do with the drug cartels and the new border wall. 1.3796 0.05495 137 97 28 12
904 I call it early American. They call it eminent domain. 1.3795 0.04949 166 117 35 14
905 The TV remote made our lives much safer. 1.3795 0.04799 166 115 39 12
906 Next stop splitsville. 1.3791 0.04954 182 132 31 19
907 Tim has a one-track mind toward the bedroom. 1.3791 0.04995 153 106 36 11
908 The worst pat is, my office isn't even on this line. 1.3791 0.05246 153 109 30 14
909 At least we're on the right side of the tracks. 1.3791 0.04908 153 105 38 10
910 Most of the house is on the right side of the tracks. 1.3791 0.05080 153 107 34 12
911 I think you're taking this 'my life is a train wreck' metaphor a bit too literally. 1.3791 0.04995 153 106 36 11
912 It's not easy being married to a hobo. We've had to make compromises. 1.3791 0.05408 153 111 26 16
913 I love Henry. It's the shrieking whistle that I hate. 1.3789 0.04500 190 132 44 14
914 My husband's name...Lionel. 1.3789 0.05283 161 117 27 17
915 On the plus side, it's been a boon to our sex life. 1.3789 0.04980 161 113 35 13
916 Oh no, I never drink before the 4:15. 1.3787 0.04588 169 115 44 10
917 The house was like Grand Central Station today! 1.3785 0.04992 177 128 31 18
918 But I can say in his defense that he's a model husband. 1.3784 0.04519 185 128 44 13
919 Tim went to M.I.T. to become an engineer.” 1.3784 0.05373 148 106 28 14
920 Most railroad jobs don’t offer “work from home” but Michael got lucky. 1.3784 0.05624 148 109 22 17
921 I thought you said daily espresso... 1.3784 0.04927 148 101 38 9
922 I told you. I'm keeping track. 1.3782 0.05092 156 110 33 13
923 Sure it's convenient but I still have to pay full fare. 1.3782 0.05010 156 109 35 12
924 I always thought being married to a train conductor could only be positive, until he started bringing his work home with him. 1.3780 0.05210 164 119 28 17
925 We've replaced the elephant. 1.3780 0.05210 164 119 28 17
926 I told him... It's not the size that matters, it's the locomotion! 1.3780 0.05138 164 118 30 16
927 Are you here to stay or just passing thru? 1.3780 0.04838 164 114 38 12
928 I lost my train of thought, but it'll come back shortly. 1.3780 0.05210 164 119 28 17
929 You really just don't even hear it after a while. 1.3780 0.05235 127 86 34 7
930 This was the only affordable lot left in the Hamptons. 1.3779 0.04681 172 119 41 12
931 The agent did mention "easy access to the High Line." 1.3779 0.04457 172 116 47 9
932 I think all boys go through a train phase. Billy's just really committed. 1.3779 0.04894 172 122 35 15
933 I love when he waves and does the special whistle" 1.3778 0.05243 135 93 33 9
934 You should see his caboose. 1.3776 0.05508 143 103 26 14
935 A little noisy, sure, but this place is a commuter's dream. 1.3776 0.05418 143 102 28 13
936 Herb drives to work. Why do you ask? 1.3776 0.05138 143 99 34 10
937 When our realtor said our purchase agreement paperwork to buy this house was "on track", I didn't think he meant THIS ! 1.3774 0.04778 159 109 40 10
938 Boys never grow up. Only their toys get bigger. 1.3772 0.04851 167 117 37 13
939 I think it's some kind of tracking device. 1.3772 0.04851 167 117 37 13
940 I still prefer biking to work, though. 1.3772 0.05069 167 120 31 16
941 So, what's it been like living on the other side of the tracks? 1.3772 0.04925 167 118 35 14
942 Just until the new L is finished. 1.3770 0.04551 183 127 43 13
943 It's only once an hour, and it's rent controlled 1.3767 0.04676 146 97 43 6
944 He was already working all the live long day, and then he started bringing his work home with him. 1.3767 0.05762 146 109 19 18
945 Let's just say there's a lot of, 'I think I can', but no 'wooo wooo'? 1.3766 0.04882 154 106 38 10
946 It's a little weird when it stops and people get off! I'm like, hello? 1.3765 0.05107 162 116 31 15
947 'Force majeure' they said. I don't speak French. 1.3765 0.05107 162 116 31 15
948 At my boy friend’s apartment, a River Runs Through It. 1.3765 0.05182 162 117 29 16
949 Oh, silly me; I thought you meant 'tract' house! 1.3765 0.04790 170 119 38 13
950 Thank God he didn’t retire as a funeral director. 1.3765 0.05003 170 122 32 16
951 It’s not the railroad flat I expected. 1.3764 0.04773 178 126 37 15
952 Our mantra is STOP, LOOK, LISTEN. 1.3764 0.04638 178 124 41 13
953 It wakes you up the first few nights, but you get used to it. 1.3763 0.04627 186 131 40 15
954 I just got TIRED of waiting for my ship to come in. 1.3758 0.05170 149 105 32 12
955 He's tied up right now. 1.3758 0.05510 149 109 24 16
956 He usually comes home at 7:23pm. 1.3758 0.05257 149 106 30 13
957 One of our must-haves was proximity to public transportation. 1.3758 0.04984 157 110 35 12
958 Tell me about this mystery man in Dinah's kitchen. 1.3758 0.05183 165 120 28 17
959 He barges in like a freight train every night at 6:03. Worse yet, he leaves tracks on the carpet that I can't get out . 1.3758 0.05039 165 118 32 15
960 Title, schmitle, I told Stanley. Skip the title policy. What could go wrong? 1.3758 0.04965 165 117 34 14
961 I kinda feel like he railroaded me into it. 1.3758 0.04814 165 115 38 12
962 On the bright side, we never oversleep. 1.3758 0.04658 165 113 42 10
963 Yeah,but the closets are so fabulous. 1.3758 0.04890 165 116 36 13
964 He's from the other side of the tracks but we make it work. 1.3758 0.05039 165 118 32 15
965 It was this or a walk-up. 1.3757 0.04586 173 119 43 11
966 I know this is going to sound horrible, but this is the first time I've actually met someone from the other side of the tracks. 1.3757 0.05006 173 125 31 17
967 It began with me asking him, “maybe you should find a hobby?” 1.3757 0.04448 181 124 46 11
968 But are you sure you're on the right track? 1.3757 0.04844 181 130 34 17
969 You’ve done well for having grown up on the wrong side of the house. 1.3750 0.05301 160 117 26 17
970 Every night a train drives by and I swear it sounds like it's coming right through my house! 1.3750 0.05074 160 114 32 14
971 Malcolm preferred the cost savings and flexibility of a bus route, but there's just something about light rail. 1.3750 0.04815 144 97 40 7
972 It's not so bad except at rush hour. 1.3750 0.04586 160 108 44 8
973 Eminent domain. Sheminent domain. 1.3750 0.04996 160 113 34 13
974 It's only an issue if there's a freight train. 1.3750 0.04834 152 104 39 9
975 The landlord said it's only temporary, until the L train repairs are completed. 1.3750 0.05044 168 121 31 16
976 It's bigger than his last one but it's still electric. 1.3750 0.04532 176 121 44 11
977 It's only temporary until the L Train tunnels are fixed. 1.3750 0.04836 160 111 38 11
978 My real estate agent wasn’t lying when she told me that the nearest train was at an arm’s length. 1.3750 0.04900 168 119 35 14
979 You should see the christmas tree. 1.3750 0.05508 152 112 23 17
980 Well, you know, the bigger the boys, the bigger the toys. 1.3750 0.05074 160 114 32 14
981 I was reading a biography of Harriet Tubman and thought I should do more. 1.3750 0.05476 144 104 26 14
982 Sorry for rushing you, but we're on a schedule. 1.3750 0.05434 128 89 30 9
983 I don't even hear it anymore. 1.3743 0.04967 187 138 28 21
984 I think we should address the elephant in the room. 1.3743 0.04685 179 126 39 14
985 It's actually still a 10 minute walk to the station. 1.3743 0.04817 179 128 35 16
986 You should see his set-up in the basement. 1.3743 0.04767 171 120 38 13
987 Cheap rent, easy commute, what’s not to like? 1.3743 0.04909 171 122 34 15
988 Somewhere along the line our signals got crossed. 1.3743 0.04909 171 122 34 15
989 Every time I come into this room I get sidetracked. 1.3742 0.05006 163 116 33 14
990 It's the perfect commuter apartment. 1.3742 0.04930 163 115 35 13
991 You'd think it would be disruptive, but our last house was on a flight path! 1.3742 0.05006 163 116 33 14
992 I refuse to be a NIMBY. 1.3742 0.05155 163 118 29 16
993 Bob is too lazy to walk to the refrigerator" 1.3742 0.05026 155 109 34 12
994 We thought they said eminent domain but it was imminent train. 1.3741 0.05479 147 107 25 15
995 I got tired of someone else conducting my life. 1.3741 0.05217 147 104 31 12
996 The renovation will be complete once we install the track lighting. 1.3741 0.05333 139 98 30 11
997 He just walked out on me, on the midnight train to Georgia. 1.3741 0.05801 139 103 20 16
998 It's called hobo chic. 1.3736 0.04694 182 129 38 15
999 Well Betty, as you know, a marriage often involves compromise 1.3736 0.04565 174 120 43 11
1000 Couldn’t Amazon just leave the package on the front step? 1.3735 0.04790 166 116 38 12
1001 Actually, it's just light rail. 1.3735 0.04713 166 115 40 11
1002 ...and please don’t even ASK about the erector set. 1.3735 0.04713 166 115 40 11
1003 Okay, we've got 5 minutes til the next one. 1.3735 0.04556 166 113 44 9
1004 If you put your ear to the rail, you can hear the Roomba coming. 1.3734 0.05424 158 117 23 18
1005 Thomas will be right in with the tea 1.3734 0.05118 158 113 31 14
1006 The ad said "Natural light. Spacious. Close to train." 1.3734 0.05038 158 112 33 13
1007 Sometimes I wonder if narrow gauge might have been a better option. 1.3733 0.05054 150 105 34 11
1008 I like to think of it as a metaphor 1.3732 0.05252 142 100 31 11
1009 Enjoy your tea. If we miss the 3.05p, there's another one at 3.30p. 1.3732 0.05156 142 99 33 10
1010 We don’t even need the alarm clock anymore. The 6:17 is very reliable. 1.3731 0.05154 134 92 34 8
1011 Yes, it is loud. 1.3731 0.05367 134 94 30 10
1012 The sound of a train has always put me to sleep, so when I won the lottery... 1.3730 0.04379 185 127 47 11
1013 It's the latest in farm to table cooking 1.3729 0.04787 177 126 36 15
1014 I know. But it helps with the mortgage. 1.3729 0.04439 177 121 46 10
1015 Frankly, I kind of miss his Lionel years. 1.3729 0.04651 177 124 40 13
1016 I mean, the broker said it was a railroad apartment, so, yeah. 1.3729 0.04651 177 124 40 13
1017 On the other hand, it's very convenient. 1.3728 0.04876 169 120 35 14
1018 Our standoff against eminent domain wasn’t a complete success. But it’s just a spur line. 1.3728 0.04804 169 119 37 13
1019 I thought it meant something else, too 1.3727 0.04970 161 114 34 13
1020 I thought he meant he loved going to the track ... 1.3727 0.05048 161 115 32 14
1021 Take your time. The train to the kitchen doesn’t come for another 20 minutes. 1.3724 0.05080 145 101 34 10
1022 It’s not exactly the wall he promised. It’s more of a fence on its side.” 1.3724 0.05618 145 107 22 16
1023 I fought eminent domain and won. 1.3723 0.05580 137 99 25 13
1024 I love him...but he's a train wreck 1.3723 0.05181 137 95 33 9
1025 We wanted a pattern that could handle heavy traffic. 1.3721 0.05286 129 89 32 8
1026 I always thought that if he left me, it would be on a jet plane. 1.3720 0.04670 164 113 41 10
1027 It's very convenient, except the express train doesn't stop here. 1.3718 0.04916 156 109 36 11
1028 It was this or the wall. 1.3716 0.04673 183 130 38 15
1029 It's the Midnight Special that really bugs me. 1.3714 0.04892 175 126 33 16
1030 Thanks for coming in to see me off-peak. 1.3714 0.05492 140 101 26 13
1031 The bathroom is down the tracks on the left. 1.3713 0.05060 167 121 30 16
1032 I'll show you out, with stops at the kitchen and hallway. 1.3713 0.04915 167 119 34 14
1033 And we have a bus stop in the kitchen. 1.3711 0.05245 159 116 27 16
1034 I wanted something close to transportation. 1.3711 0.04851 159 111 37 11
1035 If the L train closes we’re golden. 1.3711 0.04851 159 111 37 11
1036 This sublet seemed like a good idea during the L train shutdown, but now I’m not so sure. 1.3711 0.04932 159 112 35 12
1037 I gave it to Frank for his retirement and haven't seen him since. 1.3711 0.04851 159 111 37 11
1038 It started out as a hobby in the basement. 1.3710 0.04426 186 129 45 12
1039 Oh, no. The agent assured us it's a historic part of the underground railroad. 1.3709 0.05027 151 106 34 11
1040 And Lisa got into the Engineering Program! We couldn't be more proud... 1.3709 0.05448 151 111 24 16
1041 . . .and Mary's running track this year. 1.3706 0.05497 143 104 25 14
1042 John should be home any minute now. 1.3706 0.05315 143 102 29 12
1043 Don’t go to the kitchen - it’s on the wrong side of the tracks. 1.3706 0.04780 170 120 37 13
1044 If you're hungry, the refrigerator car comes through around 5:00. 1.3706 0.04780 170 120 37 13
1045 This marriage is just a train wreck waiting to happen 1.3706 0.05132 170 125 27 18
1046 I'd love to stay, but I need to make the 5:42. 1.3706 0.04480 170 116 45 9
1047 My commute is cut in half, the steam is great for my skin, and the whistles give me periodic confidence boosts. I just need a roommate. 1.3706 0.04994 170 123 31 16
1048 It's just easier with all the Amazon deliveries. 1.3704 0.04867 162 114 36 12
1049 Would you believe we get free shipping from Amazon, Costco, AND Exxon Mobile? 1.3704 0.04787 162 113 38 11
1050 The neighborhood's iffy, but the commute's a dream. 1.3704 0.05098 162 117 30 15
1051 Tom’s been working from home a lot more ever since he got the conductor job. 1.3704 0.04707 162 112 40 10
1052 I do like it Jan, but I really think we should have gone with the arched alcove. 1.3702 0.04707 181 129 37 15
1053 It was the only way to get the elephant out of the room.” 1.3701 0.05524 154 115 21 18
1054 They really tie the room together. 1.3701 0.04693 154 105 41 8
1055 It looks convenient, but the nearest stop is 9 houses away. 1.3701 0.05126 154 110 31 13
1056 My Baby takes the morning train, at night he takes it home again. 1.3699 0.04792 173 123 36 14
1057 Apparently Brad Pitt lives in the house next door and A River Runs Through It. 1.3699 0.04930 173 125 32 16
1058 We use to live on the other side of the tracks. 1.3697 0.05102 165 120 29 16
1059 It cuts my commute in half. 1.3694 0.04720 157 108 40 9
1060 Well, you know. Boys and their toys. 1.3694 0.04890 157 110 36 11
1061 It makes me feel that I have arrived. 1.3693 0.04733 176 125 37 14
1062 ...and that's when I told him to make tracks. 1.3693 0.04801 176 126 35 15
1063 Say it while you have the chance. 1.3692 0.05689 130 94 24 12
1064 Sometimes it feels like Grand Central Station in here! 1.3691 0.04980 149 104 35 10
1065 The only problem we have is when another train is coming the other way. 1.3691 0.05159 149 106 31 12
1066 It’s better since they cancelled the midnight express. 1.3690 0.04818 168 119 36 13
1067 We decided to move grandma upstairs after she derailed the 4:05 with her walker. 1.3690 0.05035 168 122 30 16
1068 Explain it?! He warned me..."The only difference between men and boys... is the size of their toys" 1.3690 0.04963 168 121 32 15
1069 Last year it was boats, and let me tell you... 1.3690 0.04667 168 117 40 11
1070 Never marry an engineer. They love to bring their work home with them. 1.3690 0.04407 187 130 45 12
1071 Face it, Bernice, you've been railroaded. 1.3688 0.05459 141 102 26 13
1072 I should have said no that first Christmas." 1.3687 0.04907 160 113 35 12
1073 He's running a little late but Thomas should be here soon. 1.3687 0.04907 160 113 35 12
1074 You'd think the commute is great, but I didn't realize we're between stations. 1.3687 0.04470 179 124 44 11
1075 Considering he's from the other side of the tracks, my husband and I get along quite well. 1.3684 0.05594 133 96 25 12
1076 It all began with a Lionel train set in the basement. 1.3684 0.05086 152 108 32 12
1077 . . . all the live-long day 1.3684 0.05418 152 112 24 16
1078 I'd love to stay for dinner, but I have to leave at 4:07. 1.3684 0.05171 152 109 30 13
1079 So I told him, either quit drinking or make tracks. 1.3684 0.04610 171 119 41 11
1080 Amazon 1.3681 0.04621 182 129 39 14
1081 It started with a small set in the basement. 1.3681 0.04602 163 112 42 9
1082 Emma inadvertently left out the word ‘miniature’ on her wish list to Santa. 1.3681 0.05191 144 102 31 11
1083 I fought them on eminent domain and we reached a compromise. 1.3678 0.04838 174 125 34 15
1084 2 more and we'll have a monopoly. 1.3677 0.04931 155 109 35 11
1085 Would you like to walk to the dining room or wait for the train? 1.3677 0.04931 155 109 35 11
1086 Don’t worry dear, it’s just the tea kettle! 1.3677 0.05260 155 113 27 15
1087 The worst part is I need to change in Jamaica for the train to the kitchen. 1.3677 0.05260 155 113 27 15
1088 Believe me, at this price you can get used to anything. 1.3675 0.04703 166 116 39 11
1089 His toys were smaller when he was a boy. 1.3675 0.04545 166 114 43 9
1090 Ralph lives on the other side of the tracks. 1.3673 0.05116 147 104 32 11
1091 First he started with "N" gauge, than HO, than "O" gauge and now this. 1.3673 0.05206 147 105 30 12
1092 It’s only while they repair the ‘L’ 1.3673 0.05206 147 105 30 12
1093 Yes I was just as surprised when they agreed he could work from home. 1.3672 0.04572 177 124 41 12
1094 It was a win - win situation. They paid us for the use of our property, and Harry never misses the 8:40. 1.3672 0.04572 177 124 41 12
1095 At first I was upset, but then he suggested we dress up and pretend we are on the Orient Express and then, after that, the sex got a lot better." 1.3671 0.05028 158 113 32 13
1096 This is why Brooklyn is so convenient. 1.3671 0.04521 158 107 44 7
1097 Yes. It is a railroad apartment. 1.3671 0.04865 158 111 36 11
1098 Alexa what does Eminent Domain mean? 1.3671 0.05263 158 116 26 16
1099 The only downside is the express train doesn't make a stop here. 1.3669 0.04794 169 120 36 13
1100 It all started with Lionel trains. . .and then things got out of hand. 1.3669 0.05079 169 124 28 17
1101 Funny thing, the nearest stop is two blocks from here. 1.3667 0.04654 180 128 38 14
1102 It was this or let him buy a Corvette. 1.3667 0.04953 150 105 35 10
1103 My other choice was an interstate highway. 1.3667 0.05043 150 106 33 11
1104 It's so convenient, we hardly use the car anymore. 1.3665 0.04960 161 115 33 13
1105 The sense of peace after it passes is truly transcendent. 1.3665 0.04720 161 112 39 10
1106 You can catch the 4:10 in the kitchen. 1.3663 0.04734 172 122 37 13
1107 What sound? 1.3663 0.04361 172 117 47 8
1108 Unfortunately, it's only a local. We've got to go three stops to pick-up the Express. 1.3663 0.04514 172 119 43 10
1109 He’s not particularly good at covering his tracks. 1.3662 0.05239 142 101 30 11
1110 We're fine. It's my son who's growing up on the wrong side. 1.3662 0.05696 142 106 20 16
1111 I’m afraid I told him he could build a model railroad in the house without asking him what scale. 1.3660 0.04973 153 108 34 11
1112 But I still Uber to work a lot. 1.3660 0.05143 153 110 30 13
1113 Yeah, but it's rent controlled and the stop's just down the hall. 1.3660 0.04885 153 107 36 10
1114 The neighbors all sold, but this home holds too many memories for us. 1.3660 0.05226 153 111 28 14
1115 We thought the realtor said it was a tract housing subdivision 1.3659 0.04660 164 114 40 10
1116 Why can't men be reasonable? Narrow gauge would have been plenty. 1.3659 0.05119 164 120 28 16
1117 It started with just a little train around the Christmas tree ... 1.3657 0.04883 175 127 32 16
1118 I think he misunderstood when I said I was on the track team. 1.3657 0.04746 175 125 36 14
1119 Bob will be back soon. He had to make a few stops. 1.3657 0.04606 175 123 40 12
1120 Yeah, but it's rent controlled 1.3657 0.05458 134 96 27 11
1121 He thought the realtor said, locomotion, locomotion, locomotion. 1.3657 0.05758 134 99 21 14
1122 My husband will be home exactly at 5:47. 1.3655 0.05068 145 102 33 10
1123 This way, he has his side and I have mine. 1.3654 0.04820 156 109 37 10
1124 I'm not crazy about the layout, but the commute couldn't be more convenient for Bill. 1.3654 0.04820 156 109 37 10
1125 Yea, but the commute is like, really easy! 1.3653 0.04832 167 119 35 13
1126 You have no idea how cheap this property was. 1.3653 0.04680 167 117 39 11
1127 Yes, he'll be home at 5:47. 1.3651 0.04432 189 133 43 13
1128 Should we take this to the dining room with the 6.54 or the 7.24? 1.3649 0.04903 148 103 36 9
1129 The realtor said, "Only steps to the train." 1.3649 0.04903 148 103 36 9
1130 His models were taking up too much space, so I told him he could only have one. 1.3649 0.05436 148 109 24 15
1131 I can’t believe you pay so little for an apartment so close to the subway. 1.3649 0.05436 148 109 24 15
1132 We'll have to wait for the 5:10 express before we can head back to the dining room. 1.3648 0.04757 159 111 38 10
1133 Its the only house that's actually on the beaten track. 1.3648 0.04921 159 113 34 12
1134 sorry we got sidetracked 1.3648 0.04921 159 113 34 12
1135 Sometimes it feels like Grand Central station. 1.3648 0.04499 159 108 44 7
1136 And the Border Wall runs through our backyard too. 1.3648 0.05385 159 119 22 18
1137 It was cheaper to build this place while the government was shut down. There was no one to enforce the zoning laws. 1.3648 0.05235 159 117 26 16
1138 These stubborn track marks. Next house - hardwood flooring! 1.3648 0.04840 159 112 36 11
1139 This is my stop. 1.3647 0.04697 170 120 38 12
1140 I wish we’d known about the easement when we bought! 1.3646 0.04566 181 128 40 13
1141 So, what exactly happens at 4:15? 1.3643 0.05385 129 91 29 9
1142 Amazon has taken in home delivery to a new level 1.3643 0.05090 140 98 33 9
1143 And the fact that it runs on clean coal made it a no brainer! 1.3642 0.05102 151 108 31 12
1144 Well, there's that, but we get a great deal on rent! 1.3642 0.04926 151 106 35 10
1145 I divorced him because he went off the rails. 1.3642 0.05273 151 110 27 14
1146 Unfortunately,it doesn't stop here,so the commute's not as easy as it seems. 1.3642 0.05015 151 107 33 11
1147 I don't even notice it anymore. 1.3642 0.05012 162 117 31 14
1148 Now all we have to do is put in the track lighting. 1.3642 0.04856 162 115 35 12
1149 After 2 weeks you don't notice it's there. 1.3642 0.05088 162 118 29 15
1150 I’m much happier since we moved to the other side of the tracks 1.3642 0.04935 162 116 33 13
1151 At first I thought he'd grow out of it. 1.3642 0.04696 162 113 39 10
1152 Airbnb said this place was on the L-line, but this is ridiculous 1.3642 0.04852 173 125 33 15
1153 The price was right and one advantage is I always know when it's 5:36 am 1.3636 0.04716 165 116 38 11
1154 I know, Lionel just never grew up. 1.3636 0.04946 154 109 34 11
1155 Life is much better since we moved the sofa and chair to the north side of the tracks. 1.3636 0.04716 165 116 38 11
1156 It beats sitting in traffic. 1.3636 0.04771 154 107 38 9
1157 He refused to move after we lost the eminent domain lawsuit with Metro. 1.3636 0.04655 176 125 38 13
1158 Our last house was near an airport ... never again! 1.3636 0.04870 165 118 34 13
1159 I thought working from home would beat the commute. 1.3636 0.04716 165 116 38 11
1160 I suppose there are worse things he could be doing 1.3636 0.04794 165 117 36 12
1161 George is on the fast track... 1.3636 0.05031 154 110 32 12
1162 Since we moved, I haven't missed the train once. 1.3636 0.04138 176 118 52 6
1163 It's the ties that bid 1.3636 0.05031 154 110 32 12
1164 Harry’s fear of flying has meant a few changes. 1.3636 0.04859 154 108 36 10
1165 I don't like Junior crossing the tracks on his way to the bathroom. 1.3636 0.04716 165 116 38 11
1166 And in exchange, Bill and I ride free! 1.3636 0.05302 143 103 28 12
1167 Rent control,discount tickets and I'm dating the conductor. 1.3631 0.04667 179 128 37 14
1168 The ad said, “Near Grand Central, cats welcomed, low rent to die for.” 1.3631 0.04667 179 128 37 14
1169 Have you seen the kitchen yet? It’s only two stops from here. 1.3631 0.04657 168 118 39 11
1170 I asked for a personal trainer, Martin misheard me and... y'know what? It's fine. I save 15 minutes on my morning commute. It's fine. Doesn't even bother me. 1.3631 0.04580 168 117 41 10
1171 Really,the only inconvenience is the weekend schedule 1.3631 0.04501 168 116 43 9
1172 It all started with a Lionel Train Set when he was a kid. 1.3631 0.04733 168 119 37 12
1173 It beats the neighbor's sewer easement. 1.3631 0.04808 168 120 35 13
1174 I’d wait for the 4:17 express. The 4:02 stops in the kitchen and dining room. 1.3631 0.04879 157 111 35 11
1175 Sure, but the commute's a breeze. 1.3631 0.04709 157 109 39 9
1176 I think you may be using your Amazon account too much. 1.3631 0.05124 157 114 29 14
1177 What was I saying? I seem to have lost my train of thought. 1.3631 0.05281 157 116 25 16
1178 It takes an hour off his commute. 1.3630 0.05313 146 106 27 13
1179 Every time I bring it up, he goes off the rails. 1.3630 0.05132 146 104 31 11
1180 I'm sleeping with a guy from the other side of the tracks. 1.3630 0.05132 146 104 31 11
1181 They weren’t kidding when the rental listing said it’s a commuters dream! 1.3630 0.05216 135 95 31 9
1182 I hope the 5:28's on time = we're due in the dining room at 5:30. 1.3630 0.05109 135 94 33 8
1183 He commutes from the bedroom to his home office. 1.3626 0.04674 171 121 38 12
1184 The City wants to turn them into a bike path 1.3626 0.04525 171 119 42 10
1185 The apartment is pet friendly and near public transportation 1.3626 0.04674 171 121 38 12
1186 ‘At least it’s not the L train.’ 1.3626 0.04674 171 121 38 12
1187 I finally got my life on track. 1.3626 0.04748 171 122 36 13
1188 To be honest, we’re looking for something without hobos 1.3625 0.04975 160 115 32 13
1189 It started with that little train around the Christmas tree. 1.3625 0.05207 160 118 26 16
1190 It's not easy being Mrs. the Tank Engine. 1.3625 0.04975 160 115 32 13
1191 We had to close our child care business, though. 1.3625 0.04896 160 114 34 12
1192 We said we’d take anything on the right side of the tracks. 1.3625 0.04975 160 115 32 13
1193 Bob likes to make a grand entrance. 1.3624 0.04876 149 104 36 9
1194 Well, you know, eminent domain and all, but we got to keep the house. 1.3624 0.05235 149 108 28 13
1195 And then I told them, “Since it’s always like Grand Central Station around here, you might as well run the tracks through my living room....” 1.3621 0.04618 174 123 39 12
1196 Change trains in the kitchen to get to the bathroom or garage 1.3621 0.04689 174 124 37 13
1197 My husband has a one track mind. 1.3621 0.04760 174 125 35 14
1198 It all started when Jack said he wanted to stay connected after the divorce. 1.3620 0.04909 163 117 33 13
1199 Of course, we had to install the carpet first. 1.3620 0.04832 163 116 35 12
1200 Never opt out of "Do Not Track." 1.3620 0.04986 163 118 31 14
1201 Just until the L is finished 1.3618 0.05159 152 110 29 13
1202 Big children, big problems. 1.3615 0.05461 130 93 27 10
1203 He wants to hold out until the railroad increases their offer! 1.3614 0.04846 166 119 34 13
1204 I don't believe in covering my tracks. 1.3613 0.04919 155 110 34 11
1205 I got tired of driving him to the station. 1.3613 0.04919 155 110 34 11
1206 I just keep feeling like my life is a train wreck 1.3611 0.05179 144 103 30 11
1207 It's noisy sometimes, but the realtor promised us excellent access to transportation. 1.3609 0.04929 169 123 31 15
1208 The houses next to the tracks were outside our price range. 1.3609 0.04558 169 118 41 10
1209 And the crossties are made from reclaimed mantle pieces that were made from reclaimed railroad crossties. 1.3609 0.05000 169 124 29 16
1210 Our highest priority was to be near transportation. 1.3609 0.04558 169 118 41 10
1211 Now I can work all the live-long day AND night. 1.3609 0.05373 133 95 28 10
1212 I wish we'd gotten the narrow gauge. 1.3608 0.04770 158 111 37 10
1213 We settled the eminent domain lawsuit out of court 1.3608 0.04936 158 113 33 12
1214 Chuck will be home at 6:38. 1.3608 0.04936 158 113 33 12
1215 The rent is a lot higher on the other side of the apartment. 1.3608 0.04936 158 113 33 12
1216 We're just about finished baby-proofing 1.3608 0.05097 158 115 29 14
1217 Now that we've sold our car, it is very convenient. 1.3608 0.04854 158 112 35 11
1218 Bathroom is down the hall and stand clear of the closing doors, please. 1.3608 0.04509 158 108 43 7
1219 Well, the rent is unbelievable and I'm never late for work! 1.3605 0.05194 147 106 29 12
1220 We tried to encourage Legos. 1.3605 0.05011 147 104 33 10
1221 You're going to have do a better job hiding your tracks. 1.3605 0.04503 172 120 42 10
1222 Since it's the local he won't be due for another another hour. 1.3605 0.04350 172 118 46 8
1223 Well, it's cut my commute in half... so that's the positive. 1.3604 0.04419 197 141 41 15
1224 The Airbnb ad said “close to public transportation to the museums. It sounded perfect”. 1.3603 0.05490 136 99 25 12
1225 So Bob and I decided enough of this sense of entitlement! Our kids are going to know what it’s like to be from the wrong side of the tracks. 1.3602 0.04870 161 115 34 12
1226 I pictured something slightly different when your profile said “loves to travel.” 1.3602 0.04708 161 113 38 10
1227 Somehow I thought life married to an engineer would be different. 1.3602 0.04790 161 114 36 11
1228 Apparently it's not so easy converting to coal. 1.3600 0.04941 150 106 34 10
1229 He still manages to get home late every night. 1.3600 0.04737 175 126 35 14
1230 Its OK the Switchman's sleeping and someone's in the kitchen with Dinah. We've got all day to catch up. 1.3600 0.04873 175 128 31 16
1231 I like it when the kids wave. 1.3600 0.04451 175 122 43 10
1232 OK. I know it sounds kinky but he is so cute tying me up and then going into the other room making train noises and blowing his train whistle as he chugs closer and closer. 1.3600 0.05119 150 108 30 12
1233 So I just put the kids in the quiet car and shunted it onto a siding. 1.3598 0.04884 164 118 33 13
1234 You get used to it, unless that is, it hits you. That's how I lost Ralph. 1.3598 0.04960 164 119 31 14
1235 It was advertised as a railroad flat. 1.3598 0.04884 164 118 33 13
1236 He outgrew Lionel. 1.3598 0.05035 164 120 29 15
1237 After years of nagging, I told him he could get a train set. What did I know? 1.3598 0.04960 164 119 31 14
1238 I'm glad the L train shutdown was canceled, I just wish we had known before we remodeled. 1.3598 0.04649 164 115 39 10
1239 Should be here any minute now... 1.3597 0.05003 139 97 34 8
1240 Do you think Dinah needs any help in the kitchen? 1.3597 0.05306 139 100 28 11
1241 Ok... yes I am setting you up with Thomas, how did you know? 1.3595 0.05214 153 112 27 14
1242 Our adjustment to the shutdown was to sell this right of way. 1.3595 0.05131 153 111 29 13
1243 So Thomas moved in, huh? 1.3595 0.05214 153 112 27 14
1244 It started with just a tie for Christmas... 1.3595 0.05377 153 114 23 16
1245 We were surprised it was so affordable given how close it is to the new rail line. 1.3594 0.04313 192 135 45 12
1246 I wondered why the ad said “price reduced. Near subway” 1.3593 0.04669 167 118 38 11
1247 You should see his record collection. 1.3593 0.04821 167 120 34 13
1248 Fabulous, isn’t it? It’s reclaimed wood. 1.3593 0.04821 167 120 34 13
1249 I don’t think we fully understood what De Blasio meant when he said they were using new methods to keep the L train open 1.3592 0.05321 142 103 27 12
1250 Let me show you the rest of the house before the 4:22 comes through. 1.3592 0.04931 142 99 35 8
1251 It started with a little one in the basement 1.3591 0.04755 181 132 33 16
1252 It's a reminder that life is a journey not a destination. 1.3590 0.04977 156 112 32 12
1253 We were lucky! Most apartments on the High Line are out of our range... 1.3590 0.05060 156 113 30 13
1254 An easy commute, he said. It has to be an easy commute. 1.3587 0.04302 184 128 46 10
1255 No way I could foresee that my marriage would end in such a train-wreck. 1.3586 0.05332 145 106 26 13
1256 The railroad ties the room together. 1.3586 0.05149 145 104 30 11
1257 I told him to make tracks. So he did. 1.3585 0.05224 159 118 25 16
1258 I forgot to say "model." 1.3585 0.04828 159 113 35 11
1259 At least the commute is door to door 1.3585 0.04828 159 113 35 11
1260 It is a commuter's dream. 1.3585 0.04990 159 115 31 13
1261 Almost never. It's a Amtrak line. 1.3585 0.05224 159 118 25 16
1262 At the end of the day, we’re all just passing thru. 1.3585 0.04661 159 111 39 9
1263 The agent sold us on convenient access to public transportation. 1.3580 0.05001 162 118 30 14
1264 Somehow I really feel like I got railroaded into this relationship. 1.3580 0.04783 176 128 33 15
1265 After a few months living here I don't even notice it anymore. 1.3577 0.05307 123 86 30 7
1266 Bob will be home at exactly 5:03. 1.3576 0.05090 151 109 30 12
1267 The rest of the house is the wrong side. 1.3576 0.04935 165 120 31 14
1268 ...and considering it's on the express line, the rent's a steal. 1.3576 0.04626 165 116 39 10
1269 The gravy train will be arriving soon 1.3575 0.04658 179 129 36 14
1270 We meet the nicest people when it stops. 1.3571 0.04847 154 109 35 10
1271 You mean THOSE tracks?" 1.3571 0.05103 154 112 29 13
1272 An exceptional child needs an exceptional train set. 1.3571 0.04536 182 130 39 13
1273 We used to live at O'Hare, but when Hank retired we decided to go for something a little more relaxing. 1.3571 0.04759 154 108 37 9
1274 He'll be back around 3:19. 1.3571 0.05019 154 111 31 12
1275 I love to wave to the engineer. 1.3571 0.04646 168 119 38 11
1276 It’s technically still hardwood flooring 1.3571 0.04934 154 110 33 11
1277 Well, first of all his name is Lionel... 1.3567 0.04809 171 124 33 14
1278 His room is a train wreck. 1.3567 0.05113 157 115 28 14
1279 I only wish the station was closer. 1.3567 0.05032 157 114 30 13
1280 The rent is a little high, but my commute time has decreased considerably 1.3566 0.05195 143 103 29 11
1281 We hired a decorator from Home Depot . . . 1.3566 0.05195 143 103 29 11
1282 Most of the house is on the good side of the tracks. 1.3566 0.05289 143 104 27 12
1283 Oh no, this the downtown local. Uptown express is in my bedroom. 1.3562 0.05120 160 118 27 15
1284 I'd like to redecorate, but Bob has a one-track mind... 1.3562 0.04884 160 115 33 12
1285 At least it's not in my backyard 1.3562 0.04964 160 116 31 13
1286 It’s a compromise.Unfortunately, Jim and I are from opposite sides of the tracks. 1.3562 0.05043 160 117 29 14
1287 My husband discovered coal in his man cave. 1.3562 0.04803 160 114 35 11
1288 Funny, but I still think of the other side of the tracks as home. 1.3562 0.04803 160 114 35 11
1289 Eminent domain is really getting out of hand. 1.3562 0.04884 160 115 33 12
1290 We've always wanted to travel. 1.3562 0.05119 146 105 30 11
1291 The crime rate is terrible on the other side of the house. 1.3560 0.04509 191 138 38 15
1292 They told us the commute would be the main attraction of the house. 1.3559 0.04692 177 128 35 14
1293 The husband is due in at 5:45 1.3558 0.04821 163 117 34 12
1294 I said , "I'll take the A train and next thing you know, here it is!" 1.3558 0.04741 163 116 36 11
1295 Didn't they tell you it was a railroad apartment? 1.3558 0.04898 163 118 32 13
1296 Well, they DID tell us the house was right on the Metro line. 1.3558 0.04975 163 119 30 14
1297 Honestly, most nights I just sleep right through it. 1.3558 0.04821 163 117 34 12
1298 Doug started with model trains... 1.3557 0.05309 149 110 25 14
1299 The only problem is that it’s always late. 1.3557 0.05046 149 107 31 11
1300 We'll make our way to dinner at 6:12 pm, barring any delays 1.3557 0.04863 149 105 35 9
1301 In hindsight, model trains were just a gateway drug for George. 1.3556 0.04702 180 131 34 15
1302 It's our side hustle 1.3554 0.04835 166 120 33 13
1303 Jerry's home for dinner every night at 7:03. 1.3554 0.04910 166 121 31 14
1304 My husband railroaded me into it. 1.3554 0.04835 166 120 33 13
1305 After a while you don't even notice it 1.3554 0.04603 166 117 39 10
1306 We bought the place because it’s convenient to public transportation. 1.3554 0.04835 166 120 33 13
1307 It was a compromise. It was the only way we could afford a house in California. 1.3553 0.05148 152 111 28 13
1308 The 5:38 should get you there in time for dinner. 1.3553 0.04705 152 106 38 8
1309 When we weighed the pros and cons, it was the access to public transport that put us over the top. 1.3553 0.05062 152 110 30 12
1310 The dining car usually comes through around 7:23 p.m. 1.3553 0.04797 152 107 36 9
1311 My husband's name is Lionel. 1.3553 0.05231 152 112 26 14
1312 You should see the rest of the layout. 1.3551 0.05224 138 99 29 10
1313 Who knew 'The Little Engine That Could' could progress into a clinically-diagnosable disorder? 1.3551 0.05520 138 102 23 13
1314 I do have cream but the next train to the kitchen isn't until 5:27. 1.3551 0.05018 138 97 33 8
1315 I knew he was really into trains, but I thought it would just be a basement thing. 1.3550 0.04389 169 117 44 8
1316 When I said ok I thought it would be a model train. 1.3550 0.04699 169 121 36 12
1317 We find it really saves on Uber. 1.3550 0.04624 169 120 38 11
1318 His boss told him he’d missed the train once too often. 1.3548 0.04644 155 108 39 8
1319 Our upstairs neighbors are so annoying... always stomping around! 1.3547 0.04493 172 121 41 10
1320 Our top priority was an easy commute. 1.3547 0.04714 172 124 35 13
1321 Mine is one of the few MTA jobs that allows me to work from home. 1.3547 0.04642 172 123 37 12
1322 And those eminent domain people were so considerate 1.3546 0.05146 141 101 30 10
1323 Our protest against the pipeline was a great success. 1.3546 0.04841 141 98 36 7
1324 Amazon said it was either this or drones. 1.3546 0.05243 141 102 28 11
1325 They told us the house had siding. 1.3546 0.05433 141 104 24 13
1326 The other apartment we looked at allowed pets and children. 1.3546 0.05243 141 102 28 11
1327 A short commute was his top priority. 1.3544 0.04924 158 114 32 12
1328 So your text about moving to a track housing development wasn't a typo after all. 1.3544 0.05006 158 115 30 13
1329 I practically live on line. 1.3544 0.04758 158 112 36 10
1330 Sometimes, I literally roll out of bed and go straight to work. 1.3542 0.05258 144 105 27 12
1331 Don't worry, a little club soda will get that out. 1.3540 0.04938 161 117 31 13
1332 The hardest part is having to share the toilet. 1.3539 0.04670 178 129 35 14
1333 We're part of the Amazon H2Q commuter feasibility study. 1.3537 0.05090 147 106 30 11
1334 My husband and I mainly talk about when the next train will come. 1.3537 0.04904 147 104 34 9
1335 Hey, my husband has a one track mind too! 1.3537 0.05181 147 107 28 12
1336 Drink up and let's go before the 6:03 comes through. 1.3537 0.04710 147 102 38 7
1337 the Realtor said it was close to public transportation. 1.3537 0.04873 164 119 32 13
1338 I'm thinking of track lighting. 1.3537 0.04950 164 120 30 14
1339 Tom thinks the value will triple once Amazon’s new headquarters move in 1.3534 0.05250 133 95 29 9
1340 We were going to go with G gauge, but then we thought ... let's make a statement, here. 1.3533 0.04928 150 107 33 10
1341 But what really annoys me is that stick coming out of the lamp. 1.3533 0.05363 150 112 23 15
1342 Keep fighting, mom. I'm sure the railroad does not have the right-of-way. 1.3533 0.04928 150 107 33 10
1343 I love the new rail system! It’s cut ten minutes off my commute. 1.3533 0.04658 167 119 37 11
1344 'Ralph," I said,"you've got to cover your tracks or people will get suspicious. 1.3533 0.04625 184 134 35 15
1345 Well yes, there's that. But they allow pets! 1.3529 0.04861 153 109 34 10
1346 Well, it started small. 1.3529 0.04447 170 119 42 9
1347 You SURE you're not being railroaded into this? 1.3529 0.05034 153 111 30 12
1348 Really? I didn't hear a thing! 1.3529 0.04601 170 121 38 11
1349 Yes, but you can't beat the commute. 1.3529 0.04965 170 126 28 16
1350 Sadly it didn’t work out. Dave is a sleepwalker. 1.3529 0.04771 153 108 36 9
1351 It's really the only downside to marrying a hobo. 1.3526 0.04691 173 125 35 13
1352 I told the railroad, "I'll never move!" 1.3526 0.04546 173 123 39 11
1353 But we do get to meet new people regularly 1.3526 0.04078 173 117 51 5
1354 Truthfully our marriage is a train wreck waiting to happen! 1.3526 0.04965 156 113 31 12
1355 Big kid, big toys, right ? 1.3526 0.04437 156 107 43 6
1356 Do you have light rail where you live? 1.3526 0.04881 156 112 33 11
1357 It's Fred"s idea, let's talk about something else ... anything else. 1.3526 0.04796 156 111 35 10
1358 No, I don't feel railroaded. Why do you ask? 1.3523 0.04635 176 127 36 13
1359 Now I don't have to ask about the hobo symbols carved into your front door. 1.3523 0.04564 176 126 38 12
1360 Oh, that's nothing. We used to live by the airport and you wouldn't believe how loud that was. 1.3522 0.04979 159 116 30 13
1361 He says it’s motivational to repeat ‘I think I can, I think I can’ on the hour. 1.3522 0.04474 159 110 42 7
1362 I figured when Larry quit his job to become a train conductor that he'd stop bringing his work home with him... 1.3521 0.05116 142 102 30 10
1363 On the bright side, I always find a seat. 1.3521 0.05017 142 101 32 9
1364 Eminent domain is overrated. 1.3520 0.04781 179 132 31 16
1365 Working from home is just one Amtrak's corporate perks. 1.3520 0.04715 179 131 33 15
1366 Oh no, it's electric. I wouldn't allow a smelly diesel in my house. Plus the conductor is kinda cute. 1.3519 0.04754 162 116 35 11
1367 It’s a little noisy but the commute’s great. 1.3519 0.04754 162 116 35 11
1368 Comin for tea sure is much easier now that we have completed the trans-apartmental railroad. 1.3519 0.04673 162 115 37 10
1369 Location, location, location! 1.3519 0.04332 162 111 45 6
1370 Yes, it is s little noisy, but our commute is so much easier 1.3519 0.04913 162 118 31 13
1371 Our first priority was an easy commute. 1.3519 0.04990 162 119 29 14
1372 In this political climate I need to be able to lie face down on railroad tracks at a moments notice. 1.3517 0.05228 145 106 27 12
1373 The shorter commute clinched it for us. 1.3517 0.05135 145 105 29 11
1374 This was the closest apartment I could find to mass transit. 1.3517 0.04945 145 103 33 9
1375 She’ll be comin’ round the futon when she comes. 1.3515 0.04848 165 120 32 13
1376 Timing is everything 1.3515 0.04694 165 118 36 11
1377 The ad said it was a ‘railroad apartment.’ 1.3515 0.04694 165 118 36 11
1378 My therapist recommended an emotional support train. 1.3514 0.05061 148 107 30 11
1379 I guess you could say my life is a trainwreck. 1.3514 0.04970 148 106 32 10
1380 Yeah I got everything in the divorce. Even the train set that caused it.” 1.3514 0.04970 148 106 32 10
1381 His therapist said it was important to nurture his hobbies. 1.3514 0.05061 148 107 30 11
1382 Harold wanted an easy commute. 1.3512 0.04317 168 116 45 7
1383 I didn't even know eminent domain was a thing. 1.3512 0.04933 168 124 29 15
1384 I am just glad we don't live on the other side of the tracks 1.3512 0.04712 168 121 35 12
1385 I didn't know what he meant when he asked for a playstation. 1.3512 0.04787 168 122 33 13
1386 Seriously, you just would not believe how competitive they are in the model train community. 1.3512 0.04787 168 122 33 13
1387 I told him to install track lighting. 1.3512 0.04317 168 116 45 7
1388 My husband has a one track mind too. 1.3512 0.04635 168 120 37 11
1389 He transfers at Penn Station and then it's a direct route home. 1.3511 0.05074 131 92 32 7
1390 On the plus side, at least we don’t have to worry about living on the wrong side of the tracks. 1.3510 0.05164 151 111 27 13
1391 I swear,there are days I just don't know whether I'm coming or going! 1.3510 0.05078 151 110 29 12
1392 Dinner in the diner, nothing could be finer. 1.3510 0.04622 151 105 39 7
1393 Zoning was our main issue 1.3510 0.05164 151 111 27 13
1394 Maybe I should have googled "railroad apartment." 1.3509 0.04727 171 124 34 13
1395 I know, for the sake of our marriage I should just get on board. 1.3509 0.04799 171 125 32 14
1396 Roger claims I only said, ‘NO TOY TRAINS.’ 1.3509 0.04579 171 122 38 11
1397 My New Years resolution was to get my life back on track. 1.3506 0.05255 154 115 24 15
1398 Our lawyer negotiated an eminent domain exception. 1.3506 0.05007 154 112 30 12
1399 The agent said it couldn’t be done, but George insisted on a place right on the Uptown line and here we are! 1.3506 0.04921 154 111 32 11
1400 My motto is always have the inside track. 1.3506 0.05091 154 113 28 13
1401 My husband always said I have a one-track mind. 1.3506 0.04921 154 111 32 11
1402 hmm.... just lost my train of thought. 1.3503 0.04938 157 114 31 12
1403 It used to wake us up but now we hardly hear it. 1.3503 0.04684 157 111 37 9
1404 I could have my dream house or my dream commute. I chose my dream commute. 1.3503 0.04596 157 110 39 8
1405 As you can see, my husband's model train hobby has really gotten out of hand 1.3503 0.04684 157 111 37 9
1406 And Amazon delivers right to my living room. 1.3503 0.04855 157 113 33 11
1407 I’m finally content with my station in life 1.3500 0.05260 140 102 27 11
1408 They did say it was a railroad apartment. 1.3500 0.04624 160 113 38 9
1409 Sure it's a compromise, but it really is the best school district. 1.3500 0.05109 160 119 26 15
1410 I won the eminent domain court battle but was forced to settle for an easement. 1.3500 0.04953 160 117 30 13
1411 Who’s in the kitchen with Dinah? 1.3500 0.04873 160 116 32 12
1412 I'm loving the convenience of Amazon's new delivery option. 1.3497 0.04964 163 120 29 14
1413 This all started with a toy train under the Christmas Tree 1.3497 0.05188 163 123 23 17
1414 Sadly, the master bath is still on the wrong side. 1.3497 0.04964 163 120 29 14
1415 I misread the ad when I rented this condo. I thought it said in-house trainer. 1.3497 0.05182 143 104 28 11
1416 Just be careful, the bathroom is on the other side of the tracks. 1.3497 0.05182 143 104 28 11
1417 Eminent domain proved to be more intrusive than I had imagined. 1.3497 0.05086 143 103 30 10
1418 But the subway tile in the kitchen is original, too! 1.3497 0.05368 143 106 24 13
1419 Who ever heard of an easement? 1.3497 0.04888 143 101 34 8
1420 Our interior designer said it would really tie the house together. 1.3494 0.04748 166 120 34 12
1421 When Harold told me he was a New York conductor, this isn’t what I imagined. 1.3494 0.04824 166 121 32 13
1422 We really feel like our landlord is railroading us 1.3493 0.05549 146 111 19 16
1423 We finally replaced that yellow brick road. 1.3493 0.04917 146 104 33 9
1424 Yes, but it was either this or the interstate. 1.3493 0.05012 146 105 31 10
1425 I prefer French Country--he likes Industrial. We compromised on a steam engine. 1.3493 0.05376 146 109 23 14
1426 When I hoped he would move past his model train phase this was not what I had in mind. 1.3493 0.05197 146 107 27 12
1427 They are beginning the overpass next week. 1.3491 0.04763 169 123 33 13
1428 I’m not a fan of eminent domain. Why do you ask? 1.3491 0.04980 169 126 27 16
1429 He hates the commute so I got him a little surprise for his birthday. 1.3490 0.04942 149 107 32 10
1430 It was advertised as being only a short walk to public transportation. 1.3490 0.05033 149 108 30 11
1431 It was this or eminent domain. 1.3490 0.05033 149 108 30 11
1432 We do all our shopping on line now. 1.3490 0.05210 149 110 26 13
1433 Hold that train of thought. I think I hear another one coming. 1.3488 0.04405 172 121 42 9
1434 Sure, it's noisy at times, but I haven't been late to work in over 3 yrs. 1.3488 0.04631 172 124 36 12
1435 Does the 1:15 stop at the kitchen? 1.3488 0.04631 172 124 36 12
1436 Sure, noise is an issue. 1.3487 0.05049 152 111 29 12
1437 You tie me this time. My safe word is dastardly. 1.3487 0.05049 152 111 29 12
1438 He said he was going to track me down -- but this? 1.3487 0.04784 152 108 35 9
1439 I don't mind - Charles arrives home at 5:32 every day. 1.3486 0.04575 175 126 37 12
1440 I know it seems strange, but I love Thomas, tank engine or not. 1.3486 0.04786 175 129 31 15
1441 He'll join us at 5:39. 1.3486 0.04786 175 129 31 15
1442 It’s amazing, the things you get used to in exchange for more affordable housing. 1.3484 0.04980 155 113 30 12
1443 Just make sure you finish your coffee by 10:15. 1.3484 0.04720 155 110 36 9
1444 It was a spur of the moment purchase. 1.3484 0.04980 155 113 30 12
1445 Don't worry. It's an express. It stops in the apartment next door. 1.3484 0.05063 155 114 28 13
1446 You know: boys and their toys. 1.3484 0.04631 155 109 38 8
1447 There were no red flags he wanted to leave the marriage, but there were flashing lights and alarm bells. 1.3484 0.04895 155 112 32 11
1448 What's your and Snidely's safe word? 1.3484 0.05145 155 115 26 14
1449 I work from home all the live long day. 1.3484 0.04895 155 112 32 11
1450 I was happy he finally had a hobby until I woke one day and he was gone. 1.3483 0.04591 178 129 36 13
1451 The place was such a deal and it is so easy to get into the city. 1.3483 0.04451 178 127 40 11
1452 Can I get you another cup before the 9:05 comes through? 1.3483 0.04078 178 122 50 6
1453 No, I haven’t quite gotten used to the sound, but it is the only place we could afford in San Francisco. 1.3481 0.05152 158 118 25 15
1454 We misunderstood when they told us it was tract housing. 1.3481 0.04829 158 114 33 11
1455 Sometimes I just lay on the tracks. It's very cathartic. 1.3481 0.05152 158 118 25 15
1456 We believe strongly in public transportation 1.3481 0.04659 158 112 37 9
1457 It was either this or the pipeline and you know how Charles is about the environment. 1.3481 0.04745 158 113 35 10
1458 Yep. I keep trying to get Fred to throw out his old ties. 1.3481 0.04659 158 112 37 9
1459 Eminent domain is a bitch, but this sure trumps a wall. 1.3481 0.05152 158 118 25 15
1460 Bob will be here shortly..... the 5:05 is always on time! 1.3481 0.04400 181 129 41 11
1461 And he lives on the other side of the tracks 1.3481 0.04604 181 132 35 14
1462 My husband says it is the next Uber. 1.3478 0.04766 161 116 34 11
1463 Trust me - the industrial look is in. 1.3478 0.04847 161 117 32 12
1464 I keep telling the kids not to leave tracks on the carpet. 1.3478 0.04927 161 118 30 13
1465 We wanted something close to public transportation. 1.3478 0.04684 161 115 36 10
1466 I said to Frank 'it's about time our sex life got back on track'. This is what he came up with. 1.3478 0.05005 161 119 28 14
1467 I told Jerry he could upgrade his model train set if he did the dishes. 1.3478 0.04419 184 132 40 12
1468 With Super Prime delivery, we get don't even have to get up off the sofa. 1.3478 0.04927 161 118 30 13
1469 Men and their toys, what can I tell ya' 1.3476 0.04705 164 118 35 11
1470 I guess we should have been suspicious that the broker never let us visit for more than ten minutes at a time. 1.3476 0.04705 164 118 35 11
1471 It wasn't bad when it was just in the basement. 1.3472 0.05056 144 104 30 10
1472 It leads straight into the bedroom. 1.3471 0.04513 170 121 39 10
1473 I've been working on it all the live-long day...helps me pass the time away. 1.3471 0.04884 170 126 29 15
1474 It wasn't until recently we went from coal to electric. 1.3471 0.04590 170 122 37 11
1475 I told him he needed a hobby. 1.3469 0.04889 147 105 33 9
1476 When they said convenient to the railroad, they weren't kidding. 1.3469 0.04793 147 104 35 8
1477 I always wanted to live on the right side of the tracks. 1.3468 0.04681 173 126 34 13
1478 Someone's in the kitchen with Dinah, someone's in the kitchen, I know... 1.3468 0.04608 173 125 36 12
1479 He got the kids, I got the right of way. 1.3468 0.04608 173 125 36 12
1480 I just wanted to be sure we didn’t end up living on the wrong side of the tracks. 1.3468 0.04535 173 124 38 11
1481 It's a great school district 1.3468 0.04535 173 124 38 11
1482 It is inconvenient at times, but nothing gets you out of bed in the morning like the 6:14 Grand Central Express. 1.3467 0.04822 150 107 34 9
1483 I know it seems extreme. But we were attracted to each other by our utter commitment to public transportation. 1.3467 0.04633 150 105 38 7
1484 I forgot to specify HO gauge 1.3466 0.04624 176 128 35 13
1485 Well, yes. 'eminent domain' has its dark side' 1.3465 0.05289 127 91 28 8
1486 We like to lay on it and imagine a train coming, then the rest of the day's a breeze" 1.3465 0.05405 127 92 26 9
1487 Well it's definitely an improvement from your shotgun house. 1.3464 0.04935 153 111 31 11
1488 I just love what you’ve done with Union Station 1.3464 0.04847 153 110 33 10
1489 But like I said, it’s rent-controlled, so... you know. 1.3464 0.04847 153 110 33 10
1490 Joe will get you a refill. Honey, get your caboose in here. 1.3464 0.05272 153 115 23 15
1491 I owe you an apology, I thought your life going off the rails was symbolic 1.3464 0.05021 153 112 29 12
1492 His one track leads right to the bedroom 1.3464 0.05021 153 112 29 12
1493 I had a feng shui expert determine the right side of the tracks. 1.3464 0.04500 179 129 38 12
1494 It’s a bit noisy but it cuts my commute time in half. 1.3462 0.04606 156 110 38 8
1495 We buy so much from Amazon they thought this would be easier for everyone! 1.3462 0.04953 156 114 30 12
1496 The worst thing about it is Harold strummin' on the ol' banjo. 1.3462 0.05117 156 116 26 14
1497 The good thing is that the 5:15 bar car stops right here at rush hour. 1.3459 0.04967 159 117 29 13
1498 So I said, "I've lost my train of thought". And he said, "Hey... I can fix that." 1.3459 0.04720 159 114 35 10
1499 I’m usually in bed by now, but the sleeper car is running late. 1.3459 0.04886 159 116 31 12
1500 Thankfully it’s an express line. 1.3457 0.04660 162 116 36 10
1501 Casey prefers to work at home. 1.3457 0.04742 162 117 34 11
1502 You'll appreciate it when it comes time to move. 1.3456 0.04826 136 95 35 6
1503 It really isn't bad at all since they converted from diesel to electric. 1.3455 0.04682 165 119 35 11
1504 It turns out that model train sets are a gateway drug. 1.3455 0.05205 165 126 21 18
1505 Well, the listing said it was a railroad apartment. 1.3455 0.04987 165 123 27 15
1506 The house is nothing special but you can’t beat the commute. 1.3455 0.04837 165 121 31 13
1507 No no, you're mistaken. Thís is the right side of the track. 1.3455 0.04682 165 119 35 11
1508 It’s two trains per day. I’ve almost got the schedule memorized. 1.3455 0.04913 165 122 29 14
1509 It was either this, or a highway to hell. 1.3455 0.04760 165 120 33 12
1510 I told Herbert that if we moved to Jersey, I wanted an easy commute. 1.3455 0.04602 165 118 37 10
1511 It's a cozy little place - and just steps from public transportation. 1.3455 0.04439 165 116 41 8
1512 It's so great to be living on the right side of the tracks! 1.3453 0.05178 139 101 28 10
1513 I know but the place is rent controlled. 1.3453 0.04972 139 99 32 8
1514 Arthur thinks light rail is the solution to every problem. 1.3452 0.04386 168 118 42 8
1515 We do get the occasional noise complaint from the neighbors. 1.3452 0.04546 168 120 38 10
1516 It all began with Lionel one Christmas 1.3452 0.04922 168 125 28 15
1517 I said I wanted a private line for the house... 1.3452 0.04546 168 120 38 10
1518 What makes you think I got railroaded into buying this place? 1.3452 0.04624 168 121 36 11
1519 Trains are like men: there'll be another one coming along in five minutes. 1.3452 0.04700 168 122 34 12
1520 We got a really good deal on this house. 1.3450 0.04491 171 122 39 10
1521 Your husband is an engineer who works from home? 1.3450 0.05067 171 130 23 18
1522 At only $4,200 a month in SoHo, who needs to be above ground? 1.3448 0.05121 145 106 28 11
1523 I thought he was the other kind of engineer 1.3448 0.04832 145 103 34 8
1524 It's a nice apartment, but the people upstairs are so loud!" 1.3448 0.05121 145 106 28 11
1525 There should be some cheese and crackers coming on the 4:15. 1.3446 0.05047 148 108 29 11
1526 Isn't that just like a man... who puts a train crossing by the kitchen? 1.3446 0.05047 148 108 29 11
1527 At least he doesn't tie me to the tracks anymore. 1.3444 0.04548 180 131 36 13
1528 I prefer this to the usual train wreck in here. 1.3444 0.04976 151 110 30 11
1529 It's the only way to get out of Brooklyn these days. 1.3444 0.04796 151 108 34 9
1530 I’m sorry my husband can’t see you. He’s tied up right now. 1.3444 0.05064 151 111 28 12
1531 Funny, the ad said it was a railroad apartment. 1.3444 0.04796 151 108 34 9
1532 I figured the kids are always running through the house like a dam freight train,so why not lay some tracks for the little fuckers 1.3444 0.05319 151 114 22 15
1533 I’ll make a fresh pot after the 3.09 from Poughkeepsie. 1.3443 0.04220 183 129 45 9
1534 It started one Christmas... 1.3442 0.05078 154 114 27 13
1535 Marrying a conductor really bit me in the caboose. 1.3442 0.04908 154 112 31 11
1536 It has really cut my commute! 1.3442 0.04821 154 111 33 10
1537 Well, it would be even more convenient if it were an express line. 1.3442 0.04908 154 112 31 11
1538 The baby got bored with Legos. 1.3442 0.04908 154 112 31 11
1539 Come on, let's see what's happening on the wrong side. 1.3439 0.04926 157 115 30 12
1540 To be truthful, he really did warn me he was BIG into trains! 1.3439 0.04926 157 115 30 12
1541 I've been working on this layout all the live-long day. 1.3439 0.04926 157 115 30 12
1542 He will be here at 8:03. 1.3438 0.04611 160 114 37 9
1543 On the bright side, some of the older neighbors swear you can set your clocks to it. 1.3438 0.04525 160 113 39 8
1544 No, the tracks were the easiest part. Getting George to wear a villain mustache once a week for five minutes is more challenging. 1.3438 0.04779 160 116 33 11
1545 Jack grew up in Chattanooga. 1.3438 0.04696 160 115 35 10
1546 When Peter started with HO scale I never imagined this. 1.3438 0.04779 160 116 33 11
1547 On the plus side, we won a partial judgment in our imminent domain case. 1.3436 0.04717 163 118 34 11
1548 He designed this house with a one-track mind. 1.3436 0.04636 163 117 36 10
1549 Say what you want about Thomas but he's got a great caboose. 1.3436 0.04875 163 120 30 13
1550 It's good feng shui. 1.3434 0.04962 166 124 27 15
1551 On the plus side, I have never been late to work. 1.3434 0.04498 166 118 39 9
1552 Is that your boy fiddlin’ in the kitchen with my Dinah? 1.3434 0.05107 166 126 23 17
1553 This is the only way I could get mother to visit. 1.3434 0.04579 166 119 37 10
1554 It's worth it - my commute is amazing! 1.3434 0.04579 166 119 37 10
1555 Well, the ad did say it was a railroad flat. 1.3434 0.04887 166 123 29 14
1556 Yeah and my husband is still late for work. 1.3434 0.04658 166 120 35 11
1557 Yes, we live on the wrong side of the tracks. 1.3432 0.04825 169 125 30 14
1558 Honestly, after awhile you don’t even notice them anymore. 1.3432 0.04445 169 120 40 9
1559 Honestly it's nice. I don't even use my alarm clock anymore. 1.3431 0.04797 137 96 35 6
1560 A little inconvient but it has drastically reduced Bill's commute time. 1.3430 0.04619 172 125 35 12
1561 Sorry for the mess, it's a train wreck in here. 1.3430 0.04692 172 126 33 13
1562 The kids didn’t like the new living arrangements at first, but now they’re finally on board. 1.3430 0.04470 172 123 39 10
1563 Talk fast, the 5:15 is about to come through. 1.3429 0.05147 140 102 28 10
1564 I actually prefer this to his old hobby of indoor yachting. 1.3429 0.04706 175 129 32 14
1565 Wow your opinions are so insightful and interesting. Do you mind standing right over here for a moment. 1.3427 0.04850 178 134 27 17
1566 I expect him any moment now. 1.3427 0.04580 178 130 35 13
1567 It is noisy, but it beats sitting in traffic 1.3427 0.04367 178 127 41 10
1568 We could only afford a railroad flat. 1.3427 0.05071 143 104 29 10
1569 I never realized how small we were until Walter got into model trains. 1.3427 0.05445 143 108 21 14
1570 When they said I was being railroaded, I ddn't know that they meant literally. 1.3427 0.05071 143 104 29 10
1571 Whatever it took to bring Roger up from his man cave. 1.3425 0.04604 146 102 38 6
1572 "I'm trying to get my life back on track" 1.3425 0.05274 146 109 24 13
1573 He started with a Lionel Train Set back in 1946, and it just grew and grew. 1.3424 0.04670 184 137 31 16
1574 The rent is cheap and it's quite near the train. 1.3423 0.04835 149 107 33 9
1575 My husband travels a lot 1.3423 0.05019 149 109 29 11
1576 My parents weren't happy when I told them Bob was from the other side of the room. 1.3423 0.04928 149 108 31 10
1577 We hardly notice it anymore. 1.3423 0.04928 149 108 31 10
1578 No, he isn't. Actually, I'm the model railroader in the family. 1.3423 0.04643 149 105 37 7
1579 We're a ten-car family. 1.3422 0.04489 187 137 36 14
1580 I designed it so the kitchen is on the 'wrong side of the tracks'. Fifteen pounds down in only five days! 1.3421 0.04860 152 110 32 10
1581 Well, yeah, but it still beats having to change at Jamacia. 1.3421 0.04677 152 108 36 8
1582 We work on it all day long 1.3419 0.05132 155 116 25 14
1583 We traded a thousand square feet to save an hour of commute time. 1.3419 0.04525 155 109 39 7
1584 It’s an authentic railroad apartment with period detail. 1.3419 0.05132 155 116 25 14
1585 At first, but now it almost lulls me to sleep. 1.3419 0.04238 155 106 45 4
1586 Yes, I suppose you could say that my life is on track. 1.3419 0.04881 155 113 31 11
1587 Bill will be home at exactly 6:32 1.3419 0.05050 155 115 27 13
1588 With Amazon Platinum Prime membership, they guaranteed I would have same-day in-home delivery. 1.3419 0.04795 155 112 33 10
1589 Yes, he's a little precocious. More tea? 1.3419 0.05050 155 115 27 13
1590 The Parlor Derailment of '08 was an insurance headache, but otherwise it's been fine. 1.3419 0.04617 155 110 37 8
1591 The listing did say, "Close to transportation and shopping". 1.3419 0.04617 155 110 37 8
1592 But... I feel more sorry for water front properties with rising sea levels. 1.3419 0.04881 155 113 31 11
1593 What can I say? It sparks joy. 1.3419 0.05050 155 115 27 13
1594 He dresses up like Little Bo-Peep and I tie him to them. 1.3418 0.04981 158 117 28 13
1595 You should’ve seen our last place on the middle of a runway. 1.3418 0.05061 158 118 26 14
1596 Thomas tends to bring his work home. 1.3418 0.04981 158 117 28 13
1597 StreetEasy called it 'a cozy railroad apartment.' 1.3416 0.04671 161 116 35 10
1598 ....WAITTT for it... 1.3416 0.04587 161 115 37 9
1599 Little boys,little toys. Big boys... 1.3416 0.04754 161 117 33 11
1600 A bit loud but affordable. 1.3416 0.04671 161 116 35 10
1601 I haven't slept a wink since Brad got us this new rug. 1.3416 0.04835 161 118 31 12
1602 Me? I've been working on the railroad, all the live long day. 1.3415 0.04850 164 121 30 13
1603 But crime is low, property taxes are reasonable, and the schools are to die for. 1.3413 0.04788 167 123 31 13
1604 In my defense, no one thought the Q line expansion was happening. 1.3413 0.04556 167 120 37 10
1605 It’s loud at night, but you can’t beat the commute. 1.3413 0.04228 167 116 45 6
1606 Well, they did say is was a railroad apartment. 1.3413 0.04635 167 121 35 11
1607 You should’ve seen what I was spending on Uber.” 1.3413 0.04712 167 122 33 12
1608 My mother keeps complaining that it’s like Grand Central Station in here. 1.3412 0.04263 170 119 44 7
1609 We live on this side to maintain our socio-economic status. 1.3412 0.04653 170 124 34 12
1610 Do you ever moon the conductor? 1.3412 0.04873 170 127 28 15
1611 It's much quieter since we got rid of the runway. 1.3410 0.04448 173 124 39 10
1612 The bedroom is tiny. But to be fair, the realtor did tell us that it was on the other side of the tracks. 1.3410 0.04523 173 125 37 11
1613 I choose to think we're on the right side. 1.3409 0.04752 176 131 30 15
1614 Sure, it gets noisy, but my commute’s a breeze. 1.3409 0.04613 176 129 34 13
1615 YOU BARELY NOTICE IT AFTER AWHILE! 1.3409 0.04752 176 131 30 15
1616 John Henry has been working from home. 1.3407 0.05480 135 101 22 12
1617 Yes, we won the bidding war for this house, sight unseen. 1.3404 0.04469 188 138 36 14
1618 And then I said, "It's a metaphor Jay, it's a metaphor." 1.3404 0.05116 141 103 28 10
1619 It stops at our bedroom with a 'Woo! Woo!' 1.3403 0.05230 144 107 25 12
1620 My husband loves the model trains club, but he has this competitive streak... 1.3403 0.04944 144 104 31 9
1621 But we've been rent-controlled since 1943. 1.3401 0.04874 147 106 32 9
1622 The pre-construction sound study assured us that the noise would be equivalent to the hum of a refrigerator 1.3401 0.04969 147 107 30 10
1623 Taking down the Christmas village got to be too much, so we just leave it up all year round. 1.3400 0.04900 150 109 31 10
1624 We were sold on the shorter commute for my husband. 1.3397 0.04939 156 115 29 12
1625 Hurbert said he's too big for toy trains 1.3397 0.04769 156 113 33 10
1626 I don't know what happened. We followed the IKEA instructions to a T. 1.3397 0.05022 156 116 27 13
1627 When it was just in the basement I didn't complain. 1.3397 0.04939 156 115 29 12
1628 It may not be much to look at but it has really cut down my commuting time. 1.3397 0.04939 156 115 29 12
1629 Craig's List did say it was a "railroad flat." 1.3397 0.04501 156 110 39 7
1630 The 3:19 to the restroom should be here any second. 1.3396 0.04873 159 117 30 12
1631 Most of the railroad apartments we looked at were just missing that certain something. 1.3396 0.04535 159 113 38 8
1632 So how have things been since your Dad moved in? 1.3396 0.04954 159 118 28 13
1633 Mr. Rogers used to live here. 1.3396 0.04954 159 118 28 13
1634 Better in here than the bathroom 1.3396 0.04622 159 114 36 9
1635 It’s called Lionel disease, clearly a full blown case! 1.3396 0.04873 159 117 30 12
1636 Before I moved in, Harold warned me he was into model railroading big time. 1.3396 0.04707 159 115 34 10
1637 You’re lucky, I grew up on the wrong side of the tracks. 1.3395 0.04647 162 117 35 10
1638 Wait for the local if you want to go to the bathroom. 1.3395 0.04888 162 120 29 13
1639 Another cup of tea? My husband won't be home until 6:58. 1.3395 0.04729 162 118 33 11
1640 Open concept was not an option so I decided to use the layout as both a focal point and a vanishing point. 1.3395 0.04729 162 118 33 11
1641 We looked a long time to find a place close to public transportation. 1.3394 0.04341 165 116 42 7
1642 It was either this or getting a damned cat. 1.3394 0.04825 165 122 30 13
1643 In retrospect, I probably shouldn't have fought the eminent domain case. 1.3393 0.04688 168 123 33 12
1644 We thought about having a river run through it, but decided on a train. 1.3393 0.04611 168 122 35 11
1645 What you lose in privacy, you save in convenience. 1.3392 0.04479 171 123 38 10
1646 It might get a little loud, but it's rent-stabilized. 1.3392 0.04555 171 124 36 11
1647 We like our track lighting so much we decided to get track flooring. 1.3392 0.04630 171 125 34 12
1648 Nice house, but I think you got railroaded. 1.3391 0.04274 174 123 43 8
1649 When the realtor said this place was close to public transportation, she wasn't kidding. 1.3391 0.04856 174 131 27 16
1650 The noise is an issue, but you can't beat the commute. 1.3389 0.04327 180 129 41 10
1651 So, tell me, exactly when did your husband go off the rails? 1.3388 0.04681 183 137 30 16
1652 Yeah, he still lives in the basement, but at least he got an engineering degree. 1.3383 0.04993 133 95 31 7
1653 Bob just outgrew his "O" gauge. 1.3382 0.05137 136 99 28 9
1654 Actually, the price for the full size train set wasn't that much more. 1.3380 0.05182 142 105 26 11
1655 I knew Henry was a railroad buff when I married him, but now all he wants to do is tie me to the track and pretend a train is coming. 1.3380 0.05182 142 105 26 11
1656 We found out that right-of-way is a thing. 1.3379 0.05106 145 107 27 11
1657 It’s a slippery slope from a model train layout in your basement to a commuter station stop in your living room. 1.3379 0.05012 145 106 29 10
1658 The tracks sparked joy, but the train did not. 1.3379 0.05012 145 106 29 10
1659 He said he was a "model train enthusiast" when we started dating, but I really had no idea what that meant until he moved in. 1.3378 0.04751 148 106 34 8
1660 Elon Musk says it's the future. 1.3378 0.04847 148 107 32 9
1661 It's the third rail in our marriage. 1.3378 0.05033 148 109 28 11
1662 After the show ended Thomas decided to step away from the spotlight. The kids and I really like having him around the house. 1.3378 0.04941 148 108 30 10
1663 Sorry, I lost my train of thought 1.3378 0.05033 148 109 28 11
1664 I don't mind the train so much, it's that damn song 1.3378 0.05033 148 109 28 11
1665 I picked this design 'cause it makes me feel like I'm getting somewhere. 1.3377 0.04593 151 107 37 7
1666 Compared to the upstairs neighbors, it’s not that loud. 1.3377 0.04688 151 108 35 8
1667 Well this is a new approach to eminent domain. 1.3377 0.05137 151 113 25 13
1668 Oh sure, it gets noisy, but we save a lot on taxes. 1.3377 0.04688 151 108 35 8
1669 Emphasis on "loco" in locomotive when it comes to Harold and his train set. 1.3377 0.04807 154 112 32 10
1670 Build it ,they will come. It’s been three weeks. 1.3377 0.05065 154 115 26 13
1671 He was never allowed to have a train set as a child. 1.3377 0.04894 154 113 30 11
1672 His favorite movie? "3:10 to Yuma" - why do you ask? 1.3377 0.04894 154 113 30 11
1673 I used to live on the other side of the track. Now I own the track. 1.3376 0.04913 157 116 29 12
1674 Sure it's noisy but it shaves fifteen minutes off my commute. 1.3376 0.04478 157 111 39 7
1675 So often that you won't even notice it. 1.3376 0.04568 157 112 37 8
1676 Lionel expanded their gauge. 1.3375 0.04511 160 114 38 8
1677 Don't you feel that everyone in your life is just passing through" 1.3375 0.04423 160 113 40 7
1678 In retrospect, giving him that first model train kit for Christmas was a pretty big mistake. 1.3375 0.04598 160 115 36 9
1679 Please,stay until 10:15 1.3375 0.04766 160 117 32 11
1680 So glad you were able to settle the eminent domain claim with the Transit Authority. 1.3375 0.04682 160 116 34 10
1681 He never emerges from the tunnel until he's had his morning coffee. 1.3375 0.04511 160 114 38 8
1682 At least this is better than living next to an airport 1.3375 0.04423 160 113 40 7
1683 To be honest, it's a real pain in the caboose. 1.3374 0.04541 163 117 37 9
1684 Well, he does have a one track mind 1.3374 0.04784 163 120 31 12
1685 I make sure I'm done showering by the time the 8:15 Express comes through. 1.3374 0.04623 163 118 35 10
1686 As you can see, the place is very commuter-friendly 1.3374 0.04371 163 115 41 7
1687 The best part is I get to meet all the locals. 1.3374 0.04940 163 122 27 14
1688 We've gained a new understanding of how people live on the other side of the tracks. 1.3373 0.04486 166 119 38 9
1689 You get used to it as soon as you lose your hearing. 1.3373 0.05023 166 126 24 16
1690 The neighborhood isn't great, but the commute to work is a breeze. 1.3373 0.04486 166 119 38 9
1691 I don’t know. He caught the 4:04 last July and I haven’t seen him since. 1.3373 0.04800 166 123 30 13
1692 Metro North Made Me An Offer I couldn't Refuse. 1.3373 0.04511 169 122 37 10
1693 It goes from Costco to our pantry. 1.3373 0.04511 169 122 37 10
1694 Say what you will, but I haven't paid a cent in gas. 1.3373 0.04187 169 118 45 6
1695 And it's only one stop to the grocery! 1.3373 0.04432 169 121 39 9
1696 We were going to renovate, but then Cuomo got involved. 1.3373 0.04739 169 125 31 13
1697 The best thing about this place is it makes for an easy commute. 1.3372 0.04381 172 123 40 9
1698 Uber? What's Uber? 1.3372 0.04381 172 123 40 9
1699 George should be here any minute. 1.3372 0.04458 172 124 38 10
1700 We were railroaded into buying the place. 1.3372 0.04681 172 127 32 13
1701 He didn't want another necktie. 1.3372 0.04458 172 124 38 10
1702 Sometimes I imagine that I’m a Monopoly game piece. 1.3372 0.04753 172 128 30 14
1703 Amtrak has really made an effort to make travellers feel at home while they wait. 1.3371 0.04624 175 129 33 13
1704 The Bar Car should be along about 5:03. 1.3371 0.04131 178 125 46 7
1705 It’s not the best floor plan, but the commute is great. 1.3371 0.04904 178 136 24 18
1706 You see,I've gone off the rails a bit lately. 1.3371 0.04569 178 131 34 13
1707 On the bright side I can use my metrocard to pay the rent. 1.3371 0.04499 178 130 36 12
1708 Yes, I did tell my husband to get his life on track 1.3370 0.04516 181 133 35 13
1709 We were here first. 1.3370 0.04583 181 134 33 14
1710 We've got until the 5:10 comes through. So, how've you been? 1.3370 0.04530 184 136 34 14
1711 Everyone said we were crazy for building on the commuter line, but Harold hasn't missed the train since. 1.3370 0.04464 184 135 36 13
1712 It’s okay; we’re on the right side of the tracks. 1.3369 0.04282 187 135 41 11
1713 George got bored with models and decided to go 1:1 scale. 1.3369 0.04479 187 138 35 14
1714 Except for maybe people getting off in our bedroom, we just love the convenience. 1.3359 0.05351 128 94 25 9
1715 It was a miracle finding a place this close to public transit, but I still take Uber Everywhere. 1.3358 0.04848 134 95 33 6
1716 It all started with a little train around the Christmas tree and then.... 1.3358 0.04999 137 99 30 8
1717 Our attorney settled for semi-eminent domain. 1.3358 0.04890 137 98 32 7
1718 When he said training, naturally I thought he meant weight training. 1.3358 0.05311 137 102 24 11
1719 It sparks joy. 1.3357 0.05246 143 107 24 12
1720 He's never late for dinner now that he takes the train! 1.3356 0.04789 146 105 33 8
1721 He's the one who's going to be lonesome if I have to hear that whistle one more time. 1.3356 0.04982 146 107 29 10
1722 Well, we’re only using the handcar until we find an engine with doorway clearance. 1.3356 0.04913 149 109 30 10
1723 I know, but it was rent controlled. 1.3356 0.05094 149 111 26 12
1724 They oversold the convenience factor--the closest station is 5 blocks away. 1.3356 0.04913 149 109 30 10
1725 Did I tell you George was a train buff? 1.3355 0.04845 152 111 31 10
1726 It plays hell with our Roomba. 1.3355 0.04662 152 109 35 8
1727 Dusting is a piece of cake since they switched from steam to diesel. 1.3355 0.04935 152 112 29 11
1728 My husband Thomas should be here any minute. 1.3355 0.04935 152 112 29 11
1729 I told him to get rid of his toy train set and grow up. 1.3355 0.05193 152 115 23 14
1730 Larry misunderstood when I asked him to show me his caboose. 1.3355 0.04692 155 112 34 9
1731 You should see our basement! 1.3355 0.04781 155 113 32 10
1732 My husband railroaded me into buying this house 1.3355 0.04510 155 110 38 7
1733 It certainly generates far more conversation than that elephant we used to have in here 1.3355 0.04868 155 114 30 11
1734 So, he told him, “You can shove that eminent domain order where the sun don’t shine.” 1.3355 0.05200 155 118 22 15
1735 It seemed better than the shotgun house. 1.3355 0.05037 155 116 26 13
1736 I said, if you are going to extend the line, make it as close to my house as possible. 1.3354 0.04544 158 113 37 8
1737 These internet tracking sites are getting out of control. 1.3354 0.04968 158 118 27 13
1738 We just have to be sure we're up by 7:42 and not taking a nap at 4:11." 1.3354 0.04718 158 115 33 10
1739 No, life isn't better on the other side of the tracks. 1.3354 0.04803 158 116 31 11
1740 We were able to negotiate a better price for the house because of the cemetery next door. 1.3354 0.04718 158 115 33 10
1741 Her listing did say, 'Close to train'. 1.3354 0.04718 158 115 33 10
1742 He says I railroaded him into marriage. 1.3354 0.04544 158 113 37 8
1743 It's a little noisy, but you can't beat the commute. 1.3354 0.04574 161 116 36 9
1744 He'll be home at 6:47. 1.3354 0.04740 161 118 32 11
1745 It's our very own home depot" 1.3354 0.04740 161 118 32 11
1746 Statistically speaking, it's still the safest way to get to the bathroom. 1.3354 0.04822 161 119 30 12
1747 Sure I work long hours, but I have a relatively short commute. 1.3354 0.04822 161 119 30 12
1748 Why yes, my baby does take the morning train. 1.3354 0.04658 161 117 34 10
1749 All I asked for was an espresso, and he goes and does this... 1.3354 0.04822 161 119 30 12
1750 The tea is ready ... or the 9:55 is early. 1.3354 0.04518 164 118 37 9
1751 Larry should be arriving on the 5:15. 1.3354 0.04518 164 118 37 9
1752 Sometimes I just hand him a sandwich. 1.3353 0.04543 167 121 36 10
1753 So, we just signed up for Amazon Rail and couldn't be happier. 1.3353 0.04850 167 125 28 14
1754 You know men, they have a one-track mind. 1.3353 0.04622 167 122 34 11
1755 It's the L-train. We hardly ever see it. 1.3353 0.05002 170 130 23 17
1756 Not to worry. We always remember when to open the front and back doors. 1.3353 0.04250 170 120 43 7
1757 Like I said -- one-track mind. 1.3353 0.04585 173 127 34 12
1758 My white noise machine just wasn't cutting it. 1.3353 0.04869 173 131 26 16
1759 Well...he takes the 5:40 every night so he will be here any minute. 1.3352 0.04385 176 127 39 10
1760 My marriage is on the rails." 1.3352 0.04157 176 124 45 7
1761 The kitchen is what really sold me 1.3352 0.04683 179 134 30 15
1762 I know, I know. I should have finished reading the Feng Shui book before I started to decorate.” 1.3352 0.04562 182 135 33 14
1763 Actually it's faster to bike to the dining room. 1.3351 0.04152 191 137 44 10
1764 No,we prefer flying. 1.3351 0.04044 194 138 47 9
1765 That is how we bring in our farm to table food. 1.3333 0.05065 150 112 26 12
1766 It all began when he bought a deed to the Reading Railroad. 1.3333 0.04441 168 121 38 9
1767 Noisy, yes, but oh, the places we go! 1.3333 0.04762 147 106 33 8
1768 He missed complaining about his commute to work. 1.3333 0.04999 141 103 29 9
1769 You might say I got railroaded into it. 1.3333 0.04632 192 146 28 18
1770 It's taken at least an hour off our commute. 1.3333 0.04543 171 125 35 11
1771 Yes, it's convenient, but the neighbors complain the passengers take all the parking. 1.3333 0.05278 138 103 24 11
1772 He's a conductor, but gets to work from home once a day. 1.3333 0.04876 162 121 28 13
1773 We wanted something close to public transit. 1.3333 0.05151 135 99 27 9
1774 I hate the delays when I need to get to the kitchen to make dinner. 1.3333 0.04907 153 113 29 11
1775 He said this time he really was leaving. 1.3333 0.04907 153 113 29 11
1776 It's only a side track, so it's not too bad. 1.3333 0.04562 147 104 37 6
1777 Maybe I pushed things a little too far when I told him to get serious about our relationship or make tracks. 1.3333 0.04897 141 102 31 8
1778 My husband lives on the wrong side of the tracks. 1.3333 0.04954 147 108 29 10
1779 On the up side, we get a 10% discount on our MetroCards. 1.3333 0.04841 156 115 30 11
1780 When we first got here, i didn't know what a railroad flat WAS! 1.3333 0.04926 156 116 28 12
1781 Eminent Domain, my eye, I said. 1.3333 0.04777 159 117 31 11
1782 These are the ties that bind. 1.3333 0.04907 153 113 29 11
1783 It runs in the family. 1.3333 0.04412 165 118 39 8
1784 Better drink up....the 4:11 to the front door will be arriving shortly. 1.3333 0.04649 177 132 31 14
1785 Bob's commuting time has been cut considerably. 1.3333 0.04441 168 121 38 9
1786 We stopped hearing them only weeks after moving in. 1.3333 0.04693 159 116 33 10
1787 My lawyer found a loophole in the eminent domain law. 1.3333 0.04222 186 134 42 10
1788 The dirty, railcar hobo sex was worth the compromise alone. 1.3333 0.04342 195 144 37 14
1789 The 3:15 to the dining room is never on time. 1.3333 0.04441 168 121 38 9
1790 He's right, I railroad him into everything. 1.3333 0.04735 165 122 31 12
1791 The only downside is if there is a strike we have to walk. 1.3333 0.04576 165 120 35 10
1792 The listing said “railroad flat,” but for the price I wasn’t about to quibble over details. 1.3333 0.04562 147 104 37 6
1793 On the flip side, it cut 20 minutes off Harold's commute. 1.3333 0.05079 153 115 25 13
1794 Close access to transit was what really sold us on the house. 1.3333 0.04994 153 114 27 12
1795 Kevin? I've completely lost track of him. 1.3333 0.04403 195 145 35 15
1796 The Realtor said it was priced to move. 1.3333 0.04543 153 109 37 7
1797 Cuomo's L-train solution is not working for me. 1.3333 0.04976 150 111 28 11
1798 Well, you know, location location location 1.3333 0.04755 156 114 32 10
1799 My mother-in-law warned me about his one track mind 1.3333 0.04486 156 111 38 7
1800 The only one that really bothers me is the 6:05. 1.3333 0.04667 156 113 34 9
1801 Are you hungry? There’s a 12:20 non-stop to the kitchen. 1.3333 0.04751 168 125 30 13
1802 First it was HO, then O gauge, but live steam is too much. 1.3333 0.04467 171 124 37 10
1803 I came from the other side of the tracks. John never lets me forget it. 1.3333 0.04706 174 130 30 14
1804 We’re here for now Mom. But if we work hard and save our money, some day we will get to the other side of the tracks. 1.3333 0.04735 183 139 27 17
1805 I have supper on the table when he steps off the train 1.3333 0.04489 174 127 36 11
1806 Those were Henry's last words. The tracks were laid right over his dead body. 1.3333 0.04980 174 134 22 18
1807 It's his eyesight. 12 gage doesn't cut it anymore. 1.3333 0.04907 153 113 29 11
1808 We met quite a lot of nice people this way. 1.3333 0.04389 171 123 39 9
1809 It gives a whole new meaning to railroad flat. 1.3333 0.04667 156 113 34 9
1810 Hope to be seeing more of you now that you're local. 1.3333 0.04412 165 118 39 8
1811 He started in 1954 with a Lionel O-Gauge. 1.3333 0.04599 168 123 34 11
1812 It was advertised as a railroad apartment. People are so literal these days. 1.3333 0.04735 165 122 31 12
1813 We've decided to expand the house westward. 1.3333 0.04692 171 127 31 13
1814 His last words were, ‘Look, mistletoe!’ 1.3333 0.04876 162 121 28 13
1815 The realtor did tell us it was steps away from the Metro-North. 1.3316 0.04291 190 139 39 12
1816 It’s my fault, really. I ordered “OH” gauge by mistake. 1.3315 0.04386 184 135 37 12
1817 The agent did say we would be really close to transport. 1.3315 0.04119 178 126 45 7
1818 Ian insists gin-and-tonics only after the 5:09 passes through. 1.3314 0.04468 175 128 36 11
1819 For some reason, anything or anyone on that side of the house becomes messy, falls apart or turns to crime. 1.3314 0.04541 175 129 34 12
1820 On the plus side I'm never late for work anymore. 1.3314 0.04541 175 129 34 12
1821 Well,there goes my train of thought. 1.3314 0.04821 175 133 26 16
1822 I'm sure he'll find a new hobby soon enough. 1.3314 0.04468 175 128 36 11
1823 I'm tired of covering our tracks. 1.3314 0.04541 175 129 34 12
1824 It is the ties that bind us together . 1.3314 0.04289 172 123 41 8
1825 I was railroaded into it. 1.3314 0.04595 172 127 33 12
1826 The vibration has pepped-up our love life. 1.3314 0.04669 172 128 31 13
1827 This is so much more fun than having the grandfather clock. 1.3314 0.04652 169 125 32 12
1828 What train? 1.3314 0.05086 169 131 20 18
1829 Wait until you see his caboose. 1.3314 0.04727 169 126 30 13
1830 On the plus side, the commute is great. 1.3314 0.04339 169 121 40 8
1831 And to think I was so happy when he said, “Let’s upgrade to a larger model.” 1.3314 0.04801 169 127 28 14
1832 Phill?, yes we are still married but he lives on the wrong side of the tracks. 1.3314 0.04652 169 125 32 12
1833 Try not to stare at my husband's caboose. 1.3313 0.04787 166 124 29 13
1834 I assumed he'd choose HO scale for his train set. 1.3313 0.04133 166 116 45 5
1835 The sound of the train is the only thing that gets the baby to sleep. 1.3313 0.04938 166 126 25 15
1836 I've been working on the railroad. 1.3313 0.04863 166 125 27 14
1837 Nope, I'm not a "helicopter" mom. 1.3313 0.04863 166 125 27 14
1838 Just hold on to your chair when it passes through and you'll be fine. 1.3313 0.04691 163 120 32 11
1839 The pay isn't great, but I love working from home. 1.3313 0.04442 163 117 38 8
1840 And in return, we got the concession for soft drinks, popcorn, and the morning papers. 1.3313 0.04527 163 118 36 9
1841 The realtor did say it was literally on the Q line. 1.3313 0.04610 163 119 34 10
1842 His model train obsession just keeps getting bigger 1.3313 0.04834 160 119 29 12
1843 I thought it’d be a problem but actually it never comes. 1.3313 0.04834 160 119 29 12
1844 Yes, there are stops in the kitchen, bathroom, bedroom and garage. 1.3313 0.04834 160 119 29 12
1845 You have a narrow one-track mind, Lois." 1.3313 0.04583 160 116 35 9
1846 We paid under market value for the home because it’s on the wrong side of the tracks. 1.3313 0.04583 160 116 35 9
1847 We decided to boycott Uber. 1.3313 0.04752 160 118 31 11
1848 Well, it’s a mighty fine line! 1.3313 0.04752 160 118 31 11
1849 I was told that nowadays your property is more valuable if it’s close to mass transit. 1.3313 0.04668 160 117 33 10
1850 Yeah, the noise is a problem, but it sure makes the commute easier. 1.3313 0.04668 160 117 33 10
1851 They say it's the new "exposed brick" 1.3313 0.04668 160 117 33 10
1852 I dare him to claim, again, that he missed the last train. 1.3312 0.04553 157 113 36 8
1853 Even with the tracks, it's impossible to follow Gary's train of thought. 1.3312 0.05143 157 120 22 15
1854 No it’s perfectly safe this side of the tracks 1.3312 0.04642 157 114 34 9
1855 I’m leaving my husband. 1.3312 0.04729 157 115 32 10
1856 I love this place because it's so close to public transportation. 1.3312 0.04815 157 116 30 11
1857 You have such a one-track mind, Doris. 1.3312 0.04880 154 114 29 11
1858 I didn't believe him when he said he'd been railroaded. 1.3312 0.05051 154 116 25 13
1859 That ship may have sailed, but the train hasn't left the station yet. 1.3312 0.04880 154 114 29 11
1860 We could have built on the waterfront, but we're really more train people than boat people. 1.3312 0.04519 154 110 37 7
1861 Next stop: the kitchen. 1.3312 0.04703 154 112 33 9
1862 Sure, it's clean in here...but the kitchen is a real trainwreck." 1.3312 0.05051 154 116 25 13
1863 Whenever the engineer waves back at me, life is magical again. 1.3312 0.04792 154 113 31 10
1864 Alice, I'm never late to work. You should totally get one. 1.3312 0.04792 154 113 31 10
1865 I can't believe I found an affordable apartment. 1.3311 0.04858 151 111 30 10
1866 Yes, it can be a bit loud, but it really shortens my commute. 1.3311 0.04925 148 109 29 10
1867 And it's just steps to the subway! 1.3311 0.04925 148 109 29 10
1868 We agreed it was a bit close to the tracks, but, oh, the price! 1.3311 0.05109 148 111 25 12
1869 As long as it continues to spark joy, it's staying. 1.3310 0.05091 145 108 26 11
1870 You might say the eminent domain suit ended in a compromise. 1.3310 0.04491 145 102 38 5
1871 Jeff works from home but missed his reading time on the train. 1.3310 0.05275 145 110 22 13
1872 When John said he was into model trains, I didn't think he meant to scale. 1.3310 0.05069 142 105 27 10
1873 Ted's model railroading has gotten a bit out of hand, but at least I can keep track of him. 1.3310 0.05166 142 106 25 11
1874 On the other hand, it only comes through once a day. 1.3309 0.04938 139 101 30 8
1875 As you can tell we’re on the fast track 1.3309 0.05145 139 103 26 10
1876 We decided to unplug Alexa after little Tommy’s ‘big train set’ fiasco. 1.3308 0.05720 133 103 16 14
1877 I agree with you. It is an addiction. 1.3308 0.05088 133 97 28 8
1878 HO gauge is so yesterday. 1.3308 0.05167 130 95 27 8
1879 When they told us it was a railroad apartment, we were not quite sure what they meant. 1.3307 0.05250 127 93 26 8
1880 My husband thinks I should get out of the house more. 1.3297 0.04276 182 132 40 10
1881 What do you mean, are we sure we're on the right track? 1.3295 0.04590 176 131 32 13
1882 We’re trying to get our lives back on track.” 1.3295 0.04519 176 130 34 12
1883 Some men never grow up 1.3295 0.04347 173 125 39 9
1884 I can't explain it. I just feel like no one cares what I think." 1.3294 0.04629 170 126 32 12
1885 I like what you've done with your place. The train tracks really add a sense of flow. 1.3294 0.04629 170 126 32 12
1886 The Road to Nowhere had to go somewhere; you see 1.3293 0.04686 167 124 31 12
1887 May I suggest we take the express to the bedroom? 1.3293 0.04530 167 122 35 10
1888 I always tell him to read the fine print. 1.3293 0.04450 167 121 37 9
1889 For crying out loud, there's no elephant in this room. 1.3293 0.04763 167 125 29 13
1890 Don't let the 4:19 hit you on your way out 1.3293 0.04586 164 120 34 10
1891 I'm just passing through 1.3293 0.04420 164 118 38 8
1892 Pardon me, Joy, is that the Chattanooga sofa? 1.3293 0.04824 164 123 28 13
1893 I think we can agree. You've come to a strange station in life. 1.3292 0.04888 161 121 27 13
1894 We took a lot of work home during the shutdown. 1.3292 0.05045 161 123 23 15
1895 You see why I voted against this light rail system 1.3292 0.04727 161 119 31 11
1896 What's life like on the other side of the tracks? 1.3292 0.04727 161 119 31 11
1897 I almost died once trying to get to the kitchen... 1.3292 0.04727 161 119 31 11
1898 When I said to keep track, I meant it as a way for you to organize your life. 1.3291 0.04789 158 117 30 11
1899 Sorry, my son got a job with the railroad. I told him to clean his feet, but he keeps leaving his tracks in the living room. 1.3291 0.04704 158 116 32 10
1900 Shall we take the 5:30pm train to the kitchen? 1.3291 0.04704 158 116 32 10
1901 I do have a one-track mind, I'm afraid 1.3291 0.04617 158 115 34 9
1902 Jeff Bezos bought Amtrak. 1.3291 0.04789 158 117 30 11
1903 Technically, it is the suburbs. But you can't beat the commute. 1.3291 0.04704 158 116 32 10
1904 Harold is on the fast track now! 1.3291 0.04789 158 117 30 11
1905 Women need a platform 1.3291 0.04872 158 118 28 12
1906 I told him not to leave tracks in the house. 1.3290 0.04766 155 114 31 10
1907 My realtor advertised the place as “just steps from the nearest train stop,” but I didn’t realize she meant it literally. 1.3290 0.04939 155 116 27 12
1908 It's noisy at times, but I'm never late for work. 1.3290 0.04206 155 108 43 4
1909 We get everything delivered. 1.3289 0.04920 152 113 28 11
1910 We told the realtor that commute was a priority. 1.3289 0.04739 152 111 32 9
1911 I just have to make sure not to use the hallway on the half hour. 1.3289 0.04646 152 110 34 8
1912 It’s a bit noisy, but it really cuts down on our commute times. 1.3289 0.04646 152 110 34 8
1913 It used to be underground, but you know, the times. 1.3289 0.04708 149 108 33 8
1914 The difference between men and boys is the size of their toys. 1.3288 0.04967 146 108 28 10
1915 It's the Anders from Ikea. It's meant to be both decorative and functional. 1.3288 0.04871 146 107 30 9
1916 Bill likes to get up at 6:11 and make the 6:12. 1.3288 0.04773 146 106 32 8
1917 Being so close to public transportation raises the value of our house 1.3288 0.04871 146 107 30 9
1918 The blurb on this house's location says "With easy access to local transport"! 1.3287 0.05135 143 107 25 11
1919 I meant, how do you explain the tracks on your arm Lucy? 1.3287 0.04940 143 105 29 9
1920 It's called 'eminent domain'. 1.3286 0.04803 140 101 32 7
1921 We have exactly five minutes if we are going to go into the other room. 1.3286 0.05311 140 106 22 12
1922 Recently I have been worried my husband’s going off the rails. 1.3279 0.04395 183 135 36 12
1923 I don't think he understood what I meant when I said he should be making tracks. 1.3279 0.04529 183 137 32 14
1924 Henry doesn't like to wait for the 4:40. He says if he builds it, it will come" 1.3278 0.04650 180 136 29 15
1925 At least it doesn't stop here anymore. 1.3278 0.04514 180 134 33 13
1926 He doesn't like to walk to the bathroom. 1.3278 0.04303 180 131 39 10
1927 Yes, this town is REALLY serious about discouraging single occupancy vehicle use. 1.3278 0.04375 180 132 37 11
1928 Who's to say it's the wrong side? 1.3277 0.04497 177 131 34 12
1929 It was great to see you, but I have a train to catch.” 1.3277 0.04125 177 126 44 7
1930 I love what you’ve done to your apartment 1.3277 0.04706 177 134 28 15
1931 The railroad was here first. 1.3275 0.04376 171 124 38 9
1932 But Mom, I told you I was living in a railroad apartment 1.3275 0.04376 171 124 38 9
1933 Will this room be a 'local' or 'express' stop? 1.3275 0.04376 171 124 38 9
1934 Yeah, sorry about that. There should be a shipment of coasters on the 3:06, though. 1.3274 0.04663 168 125 31 12
1935 Clark will be home at 5:43. 1.3274 0.04663 168 125 31 12
1936 I knew he was an addict the first time I saw the track marks 1.3274 0.04738 168 126 29 13
1937 We don't get much sleep, but at least he stopped complaining about the commute. 1.3274 0.04738 168 126 29 13
1938 Can I get you more tea before the next train? 1.3273 0.04397 165 119 38 8
1939 Momma warned me he had a one track mind. 1.3273 0.04722 165 123 30 12
1940 Oh, you barely hear it. Did I tell you about the school district? And this is the ONLY house on the cul-de-sac! 1.3273 0.04481 165 120 36 9
1941 Plus I can sleep 13 minutes longer. 1.3272 0.04702 162 120 31 11
1942 Turns out there are *two* definitions of 'Railroad apartment'." 1.3272 0.04620 162 119 33 10
1943 But the rent is very reasonable. 1.3270 0.04505 159 115 36 8
1944 They told us it was close to transit... 1.3270 0.04505 159 115 36 8
1945 We tie up the kids here when they're being bad. 1.3270 0.04927 159 120 26 13
1946 When George told me he wanted to collect trains, I had no idea... 1.3270 0.04846 159 119 28 12
1947 Wait until you see our Christmas tree! 1.3270 0.05008 159 121 24 14
1948 We're really happy with our current station in life. 1.3270 0.04679 159 117 32 10
1949 Vacuuming's a challenge. 1.3270 0.04505 159 115 36 8
1950 Remind me again why you didn’t just take the money? 1.3269 0.04911 156 117 27 12
1951 Sometimes I feel like we were railroaded into taking this apartment. 1.3269 0.04652 156 114 33 9
1952 ''It was an eminent domain compromise.' 1.3269 0.04471 156 112 37 7
1953 We were hoping to renovate the kitchen, but we got sidetracked. 1.3268 0.04527 153 110 36 7
1954 When I met him he said he was an engineer. I thought he meant like a doctor or lawyer. 1.3268 0.04713 153 112 32 9
1955 I guess I'll miss the hobos most of all 1.3267 0.05050 150 113 25 12
1956 If he hasn't grown out of it by now ... 1.3267 0.04869 150 111 29 10
1957 Railroad architecture transports me in a way midcentury modern never has. 1.3267 0.04682 150 109 33 8
1958 Except every three minutes it really is a cosy place. 1.3265 0.05302 147 113 20 14
1959 The.commute is so convenient. 1.3265 0.04938 147 109 28 10
1960 I think the new carpet is lovely. But it unfortunately its showing tracks much worse than the old rug. 1.3265 0.04745 147 107 32 8
1961 It's a little noisy, but the commute is so much easier. 1.3264 0.05105 144 108 25 11
1962 Funny, he's usually right on time. 1.3264 0.04911 144 106 29 9
1963 Sure it's a bit loud, but Wally hasn't been late to work since we moved here. 1.3264 0.05009 144 107 27 10
1964 Yes, it’s noisy, but it cuts our commute time in half. 1.3264 0.05009 144 107 27 10
1965 We said we wanted to be closer to the NQR train and the broker really came through for us. 1.3262 0.04667 141 101 34 6
1966 I think we did a good job repurposing this building but I still look both ways when I cross this room 1.3262 0.04879 141 103 30 8
1967 We splurged a bit on our kid's Christmas present. 1.3262 0.04982 141 104 28 9
1968 How do I gauge this, Cynthia? Simple, he has the body of a man and the sensibilities of a ten-year-old. 1.3262 0.04879 141 103 30 8
1969 This is not what I had in mind when he told me he's a trainer. 1.3262 0.04326 187 138 37 12
1970 I found this great runner rug abandoned in a field. 1.3261 0.05261 138 104 23 11
1971 Our eminent domain case is still pending. 1.3261 0.05159 138 103 25 10
1972 Carl had a bad Uber experience. 1.3260 0.04354 181 133 37 11
1973 It’s really not that much better being on the other side of the tracks. 1.3258 0.04546 178 133 32 13
1974 A Third Rail? That’s just crazy talk . 1.3258 0.04683 178 135 28 15
1975 If you have to go the 3 o'clock should be here soon. 1.3257 0.04381 175 128 37 10
1976 He should be home anytime now... 1.3257 0.04600 175 131 31 13
1977 It’s an authentic railroad flat. 1.3257 0.04809 175 134 25 16
1978 Sure it looks convenient but the closest station is two miles away 1.3254 0.04714 169 127 29 13
1979 The cookies should be done after the 3:10 comes through. 1.3254 0.04714 169 127 29 13
1980 It's been dicey ever since Ralph lost the timetable. 1.3254 0.04485 169 124 35 10
1981 Not only are the schools excellent, I don't have to drive my husband to the train every morning. 1.3254 0.04325 169 122 39 8
1982 No, this set is to actual scale. 1.3254 0.04485 169 124 35 10
1983 That's the last time I let Stan buy the gifts on the kids' Santa list... 1.3253 0.04774 166 125 28 13
1984 We told the realtor that it was important that we were near transportation to the city. 1.3253 0.04539 166 122 34 10
1985 Amazon installed it for free! 1.3253 0.04697 166 124 30 12
1986 You weren't kidding...this is great coffee 1.3253 0.04458 166 121 36 9
1987 We were so lucky to find a rent controlled apartment we hardly notice it’s a railroad flat. 1.3253 0.04291 166 119 40 7
1988 Hope you’re hungry...I’ve called for tea, pralines and 1,400 head of cattle. 1.3253 0.04925 166 127 24 15
1989 Drone delivery didn't work out after all. 1.3253 0.04697 166 124 30 12
1990 I didn't realize this is what they meant when they called it a railroad flat. 1.3252 0.04512 163 119 35 9
1991 Sure, noise is an issue, but we got the place under market and now our commute is a breeze. 1.3252 0.04512 163 119 35 9
1992 This was cheaper than the mid-life crisis Porsche he was eyeing. 1.3252 0.04758 163 122 29 12
1993 Yes the house is that big. 1.3252 0.04512 163 119 35 9
1994 ... and then I found out that what he wanted was a personal trainer. 1.3252 0.04836 163 123 27 13
1995 I was actually hoping to be in the focus group for home delivery by drones. 1.3250 0.04569 160 117 34 9
1996 I've been feeling a little bit off the rails lately. 1.3250 0.04482 160 116 36 8
1997 We'll catch the 5:06 for dinner. 1.3250 0.04482 160 116 36 8
1998 I can’t wait until they have drone deliveries. 1.3250 0.04654 160 118 32 10
1999 We can't dine until after the 6:21 goes through. 1.3250 0.04393 160 115 38 7
2000 I really miss zoning. 1.3248 0.04884 157 118 27 12
2001 This is what happens when you marry a giant xylophonist. 1.3248 0.04967 157 119 25 13
2002 Since retiring George takes his hobbies more seriously. 1.3248 0.04538 157 114 35 8
2003 I thought you WON the Eminent Domain case ... 1.3248 0.04714 157 116 31 10
2004 The landlord is trying to railroad me out of my rent controlled apartment. 1.3248 0.04538 157 114 35 8
2005 Mom ,can we please move so I can date nicer boys 1.3248 0.04800 157 117 29 11
2006 This new apartment has really shortened our commute. 1.3248 0.04800 157 117 29 11
2007 We told Lionel they sent us the wrong gauge track, but it was so much trouble to box up and ship back. Anyway, now we're used to it. 1.3248 0.04354 157 112 39 6
2008 We are so much more comfortable since moving to the other side of the tracks. 1.3248 0.04967 157 119 25 13
2009 I’m starting Railbnb 1.3247 0.04503 154 111 36 7
2010 When he found out that his ex had adopted a highway. 1.3247 0.04687 154 113 32 9
2011 It's our 'Overground Railroad.' If America ever becomes a full-blown dictatorship, we'll smuggle what's left of the human race into Canada. 1.3247 0.05036 154 117 24 13
2012 Don't worry, we're on the right side of the tracks. 1.3247 0.04777 154 114 30 10
2013 It was a spur of the moment decision. 1.3247 0.04596 154 112 34 8
2014 It’s pretty quiet except every four hours on the hour… 1.3247 0.04596 154 112 34 8
2015 It helps with our long distance relationship. 1.3247 0.04687 154 113 32 9
2016 In about a minute and a half, let’s move into the back den for 22 seconds or so. 1.3247 0.04596 154 112 34 8
2017 It used to go around the tree.. 1.3245 0.04842 151 112 29 10
2018 You know, we paid a premium to be on the High Line. 1.3245 0.04932 151 113 27 11
2019 It’s only burdensome when it’s one of those long freights 1.3245 0.04932 151 113 27 11
2020 We moved here for the commute. 1.3245 0.04842 151 112 29 10
2021 It's called mid-19th century modern. 1.3245 0.05021 151 114 25 12
2022 Well, it's not a WALL, but it does keep us separate. 1.3245 0.04750 151 111 31 9
2023 Because we decided that if we were going to move to the city we were going to make his commute as short as possible. 1.3245 0.04462 151 108 37 6
2024 Amazon says it's faster than FedEx. 1.3245 0.04686 188 145 25 18
2025 Oh, this model is way more than an ordinary robot vacuum. It also delivers the mail, farm to table vegetables, and takes us on vacation. 1.3243 0.04909 148 110 28 10
2026 It’s OHNO gauge. 1.3243 0.05002 148 111 26 11
2027 On the plus side, it's very commuter-friendly. 1.3243 0.04718 148 108 32 8
2028 It makes sense, really. He has a one-track mind. 1.3243 0.04487 185 139 32 14
2029 As Dale says,"eminent domain" is just a negotiating position. 1.3243 0.04909 148 110 28 10
2030 When I said it sounded like a good idea I thought you meant he wanted to lead an orchestra. 1.3242 0.04472 182 136 33 13
2031 Being near mass transit has always been important to us. 1.3241 0.04783 145 106 31 8
2032 My husband should be coming through the door any minute. 1.3241 0.04882 145 107 29 9
2033 I cut my commute time in half. 1.3241 0.04882 145 107 29 9
2034 We have decided to fast track the divorce 1.3240 0.04793 179 138 24 17
2035 Even with the renovation, it's still always late. 1.3239 0.04648 176 133 29 14
2036 'I just wasn't getting to work on time until we bought the new place." 1.3239 0.04433 176 130 35 11
2037 Well, our commute is easier but it’s been hard on the cats. 1.3237 0.05127 139 104 25 10
2038 We needed a place close to public transportation. 1.3237 0.04920 139 102 29 8
2039 I see Henry made tremendous progress getting himself back on track. 1.3237 0.04486 173 128 34 11
2040 It may be a little loud, but you can't beat the commute. 1.3237 0.04175 173 124 42 7
2041 We love it. It's much like having Amazon Prime. 1.3235 0.04616 170 127 31 12
2042 When he said bigger doorways, I put my foot down. 1.3235 0.04616 170 127 31 12
2043 It didn’t work out between us. He was from the wrong side of the tracks. 1.3235 0.04384 170 124 37 9
2044 When I say "loco," I mean LOCO! 1.3235 0.04764 170 129 27 14
2045 He’s really never outgrown them. 1.3234 0.04750 167 126 28 13
2046 Don't give it a thought. The New York subways are so dysfunctional these days there won't be a train through here for hours. 1.3234 0.04595 167 124 32 11
2047 I told him, it’s a train wreck waiting to happen. 1.3234 0.04825 167 127 26 14
2048 He had a one track mind. 1.3233 0.05068 133 98 27 8
2049 Tom never really grew up. He just got bigger toys. 1.3232 0.04733 164 123 29 12
2050 He never got a train set when he was a kid. 1.3232 0.04653 164 122 31 11
2051 I had no idea what a railroad flat was. 1.3232 0.04489 164 120 35 9
2052 We hate flying.” 1.3232 0.04319 164 118 39 7
2053 Yeah, my husband misunderstood me when I said we needed to house train the dog. 1.3230 0.04545 161 118 34 9
2054 It's the 3:15 that bothers me otherwise I hardly notice. 1.3230 0.04629 161 119 32 10
2055 Just wait until you see his caboose! 1.3230 0.04281 161 115 40 6
2056 He said I am his third rail. 1.3230 0.04794 161 121 28 12
2057 Sure, the Home Depot sign confuses some people. 1.3230 0.04545 161 118 34 9
2058 Who knew? The "little engine" really could! 1.3230 0.04458 161 117 36 8
2059 We save a fortune on gas. 1.3230 0.04545 161 118 34 9
2060 He took the last one and never came back... 1.3228 0.04689 158 117 31 10
2061 All I said was "Let's try to get our relationship back on track." 1.3228 0.04689 158 117 31 10
2062 It saves on gas. We no longer have to drive to the station. 1.3228 0.04689 158 117 31 10
2063 He wanted to be sure the prenup had an exit strategy. 1.3228 0.04602 158 116 33 9
2064 Harold never got a train set for Christmas as a boy. 1.3228 0.04689 158 117 31 10
2065 We won the expropriation case, so we didn’t have to move after all! 1.3226 0.04838 155 116 28 11
2066 My husband? Oh, him – he lives on the other side of the tracks. 1.3226 0.04466 186 140 32 14
2067 And it's really close to public transportation. 1.3226 0.04662 155 114 32 9
2068 The porter is surly but otherwise, it's perfect. 1.3224 0.04630 152 111 33 8
2069 When my husband said he wanted to start training, this isn't what I had in mind. 1.3224 0.05079 152 116 23 13
2070 Wait til you see the bedroom. Does the name John Deere mean anything to you? 1.3224 0.04815 152 113 29 10
2071 You should see his other toys 1.3221 0.05152 149 114 22 13
2072 So I told my husband "You still play with model trains...grow up!" 1.3221 0.04787 149 110 30 9
2073 Buying ‘as is’ saved us a ton and then we just got used to it. 1.3221 0.04787 149 110 30 9
2074 And the best part is delivery is free. 1.3221 0.04692 149 109 32 8
2075 Bob is really dedicated to getting our marriage back on track. 1.3221 0.05239 149 115 20 14
2076 I've always hated that expression: "living on the wrong side of the tracks." It just seems so limiting. 1.3219 0.04950 146 109 27 10
2077 It's only temporary, until the L Train resumes service in 2024! 1.3219 0.04950 146 109 27 10
2078 When you said your housing search was on the right track, I didn't take it literally... 1.3219 0.04552 146 105 35 6
2079 We were looking for a place with good public transport. 1.3218 0.04312 174 127 38 9
2080 Sorry, we just ran out, and the milk train doesn't stop here anymore. 1.3217 0.05022 143 107 26 10
2081 Everybody loves the sound of a train in the distance, but not me. 1.3216 0.04517 171 127 33 11
2082 So,are we going to talk about those tracks,Martha,or just sit here and sip our tea? 1.3216 0.04282 171 124 39 8
2083 Oh Martha, you're so observant. Yes, Bill has been working on the railroad. All the live long day. Nighttime too. And between you and me I'm getting pretty damn tired of it. 1.3216 0.04362 171 125 37 9
2084 My husband keeps saying he's getting railroaded. Isn't that ridiculous? 1.3216 0.04440 171 126 35 10
2085 Do you like our new siding? 1.3214 0.04649 168 126 30 12
2086 It's rent-stabilized and we love the commute. 1.3214 0.04890 140 103 29 8
2087 I grew up on the other side of the tracks. 1.3214 0.04572 168 125 32 11
2088 Thank god we don’t live on the other side of the tracks. 1.3212 0.04466 165 121 35 9
2089 Well, it does give me a heads-up. When I hear the whistle, I know he's coming home. 1.3212 0.04297 165 119 39 7
2090 The men in my life come and go 1.3212 0.04466 165 121 35 9
2091 Dear,if you need to pee,there's a crossing in the foyer. 1.3212 0.04786 165 125 27 13
2092 Of course we’ll need to ditch the lamps for track lighting. 1.3212 0.04786 165 125 27 13
2093 You can't miss it. 1.3212 0.04466 165 121 35 9
2094 Ever since the Airbnb partnership with Amtrak, I can finally afford my rent. 1.3210 0.04348 162 117 38 7
2095 Ed's commute is a snap. 1.3210 0.04848 162 123 26 13
2096 I didn't quite understand the concept of a 'railroad flat'.... 1.3209 0.05036 134 99 27 8
2097 Earplugs help. 1.3208 0.04490 159 116 35 8
2098 The easy commute is what attracted us to this house in the first place. 1.3208 0.05073 159 123 21 15
2099 So, we wanted a better commute and I said, "if you build it, they will come." 1.3208 0.04578 159 117 33 9
2100 This is the only way to keep our marriage on track. 1.3208 0.04578 159 117 33 9
2101 I'm on the fast track. 1.3208 0.04578 159 117 33 9
2102 At night I wake up with the sheets soaking wet, and a freight train running through the middle of my head... 1.3208 0.04831 159 120 27 12
2103 It can be a little loud sometimes, but commuting has never been easier. 1.3208 0.04309 159 114 39 6
2104 To be honest, I pictured someplace a bit more exciting when I took the midnight train going anywhere. 1.3208 0.04913 159 121 25 13
2105 No view to speak of, but it’s affordable, the neighbors are good and we’re close to public transport... 1.3208 0.04748 159 119 29 11
2106 I told you he railroaded me into agreeing​ to this house. 1.3207 0.04294 184 136 37 11
2107 Bob always wanted to live on the Main Line. 1.3205 0.04546 156 114 34 8
2108 Really cuts down the commute time! 1.3205 0.04897 156 118 26 12
2109 Harold is not your standard gauge hobbyist. 1.3205 0.04725 156 116 30 10
2110 My husband says he's running late but he should be here by 7:19. 1.3203 0.05312 128 96 23 9
2111 At least it doesn’t make a stop here. 1.3203 0.04510 153 111 35 7
2112 The listing said it was a railroad apartment. But I didn’t expect this. 1.3203 0.04605 153 112 33 8
2113 It has something to do with eminent domain. 1.3203 0.04510 153 111 35 7
2114 The ties came with the place, I installed the tracks. 1.3203 0.04697 153 113 31 9
2115 The real estate agent told us it would be an easy commute to downtown. 1.3202 0.04092 178 128 43 7
2116 It doesn’t really make a difference which side you’re on. 1.3200 0.04292 175 128 38 9
2117 The difference between men and boys.......... 1.3200 0.04442 175 130 34 11
2118 I’m sick of always covering my tracks 1.3200 0.04944 150 113 26 11
2119 I love what you've done to the place, Marge. El Chapo would be proud. 1.3200 0.04797 175 135 24 16
2120 We used to have a house where a river ran through it! 1.3200 0.04442 175 130 34 11
2121 I asked him what's the point if it's not a local? 1.3200 0.04568 150 109 34 7
2122 You can't beat the commute. 1.3200 0.05034 150 114 24 12
2123 It’s 19th Century Modern. 1.3200 0.05034 150 114 24 12
2124 They say we're spoiling him, but I just can't say no to little Jimmy 1.3197 0.04728 147 108 31 8
2125 We got railroaded 1.3197 0.04921 147 110 27 10
2126 It has a small town feel. 1.3195 0.04144 169 121 42 6
2127 My upper body strength has doubled since I installed a pump handcar and track system. 1.3195 0.04310 169 123 38 8
2128 I'm sorry, but the cafe car will not re-open for another twenty minutes. 1.3195 0.04310 169 123 38 8
2129 If it gets Fred out of the house, I’m all for it. 1.3195 0.04549 169 126 32 11
2130 My husband, the model train "expert", doesn't understand scale. 1.3194 0.04893 144 107 28 9
2131 I just worry about living on the wrong side of the tracks 1.3194 0.04992 144 108 26 10
2132 I read that helicopter parenting is out this year 1.3194 0.05275 144 111 20 13
2133 Years ago he inherited quite a bit of money, but he didn't want to completely give up his life as a hobo. 1.3194 0.04793 144 106 30 8
2134 I decided to try a train-at-home fitness regimen. 1.3193 0.04605 166 124 31 11
2135 We put them down so people wouldn't leave tracks all over the carpet. 1.3193 0.04525 166 123 33 10
2136 Why yes, we support the pipeline. What makes you ask? 1.3193 0.04761 166 126 27 13
2137 The renovation is on track. 1.3193 0.04443 166 122 35 9
2138 It's a pain, but the lunch trolley does have a lovely croissant. 1.3193 0.04360 166 121 37 8
2139 I’m just glad he’s found a hobby he loves. 1.3193 0.04683 166 125 29 12
2140 I have to pay my cleaning person extra. 1.3191 0.04964 141 105 27 9
2141 He'll be here on the 8.06. 1.3191 0.04361 188 141 34 13
2142 The only difference is the size of their toys. 1.3191 0.05065 141 106 25 10
2143 Mass transit is the future and the future is here. 1.3191 0.05164 141 107 23 11
2144 Honestly, after a while you don't notice the noise. 1.3191 0.04021 188 136 44 8
2145 We were looking for an easy commute. 1.3190 0.04581 163 121 32 10
2146 Frank's hobbies always end up this way. 1.3190 0.04822 163 124 26 13
2147 I saw it on Pinterest... 1.3190 0.04822 163 124 26 13
2148 It's not called a railroad flat for nothing. 1.3190 0.04743 163 123 28 12
2149 We talked about track lighting but decided to go in a different direction. 1.3190 0.04412 163 119 36 8
2150 The kids set just wasn't enough for him. 1.3190 0.04497 163 120 34 9
2151 We still have to get a bus to the station. 1.3190 0.04743 163 123 28 12
2152 Yes, but does it spark joy? 1.3190 0.04900 163 125 24 14
2153 You’re going to have to get rid of your cat. 1.3190 0.04497 163 120 34 9
2154 It's rent-controlled and I can catch the F train right from my living room. 1.3190 0.04581 163 121 32 10
2155 He'll be on the 5:10. 1.3190 0.04237 163 117 40 6
2156 It's only disruptive when the train comes through. 1.3188 0.04931 138 102 28 8
2157 I’ve asked you here to share an exciting opportunity to work from home and be your own boss. 1.3188 0.04723 160 120 29 11
2158 My husband keeps telling me that I railroaded him into this marriage 1.3188 0.04723 160 120 29 11
2159 Admittedly the time spent climbing on and off negates the benefit of the speed between here and the bathroom. 1.3188 0.04639 160 119 31 10
2160 When they said "railroad apartment" I guess I had something less literal in mind. 1.3188 0.04639 160 119 31 10
2161 Our contractor says our remodel is right on track. 1.3188 0.04287 160 115 39 6
2162 Yea, it’s a great space but honestly if feel like I was railroaded. 1.3188 0.04886 160 122 25 13
2163 He said: “it’s my way or the highway.” 1.3187 0.04251 182 134 38 10
2164 I've tried everything to get my life back on track. 1.3187 0.04527 182 138 30 14
2165 Eminent domain. Trump's wall goes through the bedroom. 1.3187 0.04251 182 134 38 10
2166 And it's only one stop to the backyard 1.3185 0.04431 157 114 36 7
2167 It's a little noisy, but only 20 minutes to get downtown. 1.3185 0.04522 157 115 34 8
2168 Oh, so that’s why you buy title insurance. 1.3185 0.04870 157 119 26 12
2169 So happy you finally have your life on track! 1.3185 0.04611 157 116 32 9
2170 The light rail subsidy makes it affordable. 1.3185 0.04699 157 117 30 10
2171 Like "A River Runs Through it", only different. 1.3185 0.04785 157 118 28 11
2172 He's just acting out because his father never bought him a train set when he was a kid. 1.3185 0.04699 157 117 30 10
2173 On the other hand, it cuts Jeff's commute by half an hour. 1.3184 0.04441 179 134 33 12
2174 IT'S A TROMPE L'OEIL RUG 1.3182 0.04761 154 115 29 10
2175 They don't come through since the mill closed in the house next door. 1.3182 0.04635 176 134 28 14
2176 He's been playing with Trains since he was three 1.3182 0.04966 132 97 28 7
2177 We rented out some space during the shutdown. 1.3182 0.04671 154 114 31 9
2178 Thomas should be arriving at any moment. 1.3182 0.04761 154 115 29 10
2179 ...and that's why you never tell a literalist to move on. 1.3182 0.04579 154 113 33 8
2180 Better than a wall... 1.3182 0.04841 176 137 22 17
2181 ...But that is outweighed by the convenience of commuting to the city. 1.3182 0.04486 154 112 35 7
2182 Union Pacific is offering home delivery now. 1.3182 0.04761 154 115 29 10
2183 My baby takes the morning train. He works from 9 to 5 and then... 1.3182 0.04936 154 117 25 12
2184 We didn't want our children growing up on the wrong side of the tracks, so we just rearranged the furniture. 1.3182 0.04579 154 113 33 8
2185 The commute is so much easier this way! 1.3182 0.04671 154 114 31 9
2186 I was railroaded into this relationship. 1.3179 0.04310 195 147 34 14
2187 I did tell him we wanted to live on the Main Line... 1.3179 0.04396 173 128 35 10
2188 No worries. My ex lives on the other side of the tracks. 1.3179 0.04916 151 114 26 11
2189 He started with HO gauge. 1.3179 0.04916 151 114 26 11
2190 You're right. This re-designed station DOES make you feel "right at home." 1.3179 0.04826 151 113 28 10
2191 Sure, the rent is expensive, but the subway access is undeniably convenient. 1.3179 0.04916 151 114 26 11
2192 The locals are convenient, but the expresses are a problem. 1.3179 0.04639 151 111 32 8
2193 Harry has cut his commute time in half. 1.3179 0.04733 151 112 30 9
2194 My husband lost the agument with the right-of-way people. 1.3178 0.05276 129 97 23 9
2195 you'll barely notice it, they said ... 1.3176 0.04526 170 127 32 11
2196 the 7:39 takes us straight to dinner. 1.3176 0.04448 170 126 34 10
2197 Some aspects of MTA employee housing are a mixed bag, for sure. 1.3176 0.04526 170 127 32 11
2198 Please don't tell me your favorite novel is Anna Karenina! 1.3176 0.04369 170 125 36 9
2199 It's true. Thomas has left me and filed for divorce. 1.3176 0.04448 170 126 34 10
2200 So, tell me more about your son. 1.3176 0.04985 148 112 25 11
2201 Yeah, it's a little noisy but the commute into the city is a dream. 1.3176 0.04602 148 108 33 7
2202 We paid a little extra to live on the right side of the track 1.3176 0.04892 148 111 27 10
2203 Fred sort of took the 3:10 to Yuma and never looked back. 1.3174 0.04659 167 126 29 12
2204 And here I thought waking up on the wrong side of the bed was bad! 1.3174 0.04959 167 130 21 16
2205 He said he was always working on the railroad. He said he didn't hear any banjo. He said it was over between him and Dinah. 1.3174 0.04659 167 126 29 12
2206 You’re not the first person to accuse me of having a one-track mind. 1.3174 0.04886 167 129 23 15
2207 I misunderstood what he meant when he said he had a one-track mind. 1.3174 0.04081 167 119 43 5
2208 We love it here in Clarksville 1.3174 0.04502 167 124 33 10
2209 Four words. Eminent domain binding arbitration." 1.3174 0.04659 167 126 29 12
2210 Now and then a hobo jumps off, but they're usually friendly. 1.3172 0.04962 145 109 26 10
2211 Karen sends her regrets. She's a little tied up in the kitchen." 1.3172 0.05057 145 110 24 11
2212 I wish he had a one track mind....you should see the basement 1.3172 0.04765 145 107 30 8
2213 I’m hungry as well, but we’ll have to wait for the 6:15 from the bedroom. 1.3172 0.04116 186 136 41 9
2214 He's furious the engine won't fit through the doorway 1.3171 0.04557 164 122 32 10
2215 With the security lines these days, flying to the kitchen just isn't convenient anymore. 1.3171 0.04718 164 124 28 12
2216 My husband went big on Johnny's Christmas present. 1.3171 0.04638 164 123 30 11
2217 Can you repeat that? I just lost my train of thought. 1.3169 0.05132 142 108 23 11
2218 The apartment is fine, but the commute is amazing. 1.3168 0.05017 161 125 21 15
2219 Yes, I do, in fact live on the other side of the tracks ! 1.3168 0.04614 161 120 31 10
2220 Well... boys grow up,and their toys do,too. 1.3167 0.04420 180 135 33 12
2221 You know, this isn't what most people expect when I tell them I live in a roundhouse. 1.3165 0.05210 139 106 22 11
2222 But it's really the ties that bind us. 1.3165 0.04925 158 121 24 13
2223 Lunch should be here at 12:18 1.3165 0.04759 158 119 28 11
2224 They made us an offer we couldn’t refuse. 1.3165 0.04759 158 119 28 11
2225 I love working from home, but I really missed bitching about my commute. 1.3165 0.04673 158 118 30 10
2226 I told him so. I said, Howard, I think you mean a scale of 1:87. 1.3164 0.04325 177 131 36 10
2227 The third Benadryl helps. 1.3164 0.04251 177 130 38 9
2228 The hobos can be a nuisance. 1.3162 0.04973 136 101 27 8
2229 Tying me up and throwing me on the tracks was the last straw. 1.3162 0.05187 136 103 23 10
2230 well, he said he no longer found HO gauge challenging. 1.3161 0.04822 155 117 27 11
2231 The other unit had a Wall? 1.3161 0.04908 155 118 25 12
2232 Everyone is so busy. It's like Grand Central Station around here. 1.3161 0.04735 155 116 29 10
2233 'Norm doesn't cover his tracks particularly well.' 1.3161 0.04298 174 128 37 9
2234 Paul insisted on a place with an easy commute. 1.3161 0.04298 174 128 37 9
2235 The divorce papers are in the mail. 1.3161 0.04338 193 146 33 14
2236 Our lawyer says it's an eminent domain compromise 1.3158 0.04348 171 126 36 9
2237 Well he now makes it home on time. 1.3158 0.04420 152 110 36 6
2238 The schools are outstanding and we're terribly close to transportation. 1.3158 0.04420 152 110 36 6
2239 I just wish there was a stop nearby. 1.3158 0.04518 152 111 34 7
2240 Most of the other railroad apartments we looked at seemed to lack something. 1.3158 0.04613 152 112 32 8
2241 It’s too bad that we’re on the wrong side 1.3158 0.04977 152 116 24 12
2242 Those are the family ties. 1.3158 0.05063 152 117 22 13
2243 Helicopter parents really don't get it. 1.3158 0.04707 152 113 30 9
2244 So, he said,"I'm tired of driving to the station.And I said ",well it's time you thought out of the box for a change." 1.3158 0.04518 152 111 34 7
2245 Any problems living so close to the train? I'm sorry Alice, what did you say? 1.3158 0.04613 152 112 32 8
2246 Fred was inspired by "3:10 to Yuma." 1.3158 0.04518 152 111 34 7
2247 It was either this or a wall. 1.3158 0.04798 152 114 28 10
2248 I told him I wanted to get our marriage back on track, and here we are. 1.3158 0.04697 133 96 32 5
2249 Mommy track?” No! Why would you say that 1.3155 0.04097 187 137 41 9
2250 My husband stops here every two weeks. 1.3155 0.04399 168 124 35 9
2251 I don't love the space, but you can't beat the commute. 1.3155 0.04399 168 124 35 9
2252 Yes. It is noisy. But it really shortens the commute. 1.3155 0.04635 168 127 29 12
2253 He likes trains. I like the free massages and steam facials. 1.3155 0.04712 168 128 27 13
2254 You barely notice it after the first month. 1.3154 0.04674 149 110 31 8
2255 He arrives on the 4:27, pronto. 1.3154 0.04674 149 110 31 8
2256 I see your little boy has really grown up 1.3154 0.04864 149 112 27 10
2257 It is very important to Harold that we live in this side of the tracks. 1.3154 0.04770 149 111 29 9
2258 Living out his childhood fantasy has gotten out of control 1.3154 0.04674 149 110 31 8
2259 I'm having an affair with the conductor of the 5:29 to Mamaroneck. 1.3152 0.04211 184 136 38 10
2260 Our therapist said we are on the right track this time. 1.3152 0.04211 184 136 38 10
2261 The place could use a bigger kitchen and more closets—but it’s really close to public transportation. 1.3152 0.04485 184 140 30 14
2262 We tried to get the rider removed from the deed, but it was ironclad. 1.3152 0.04694 165 125 28 12
2263 The good news is it's only ten minutes to downtown. 1.3152 0.04367 165 121 36 8
2264 They weren't kidding when they said the house was convenient to transportation. 1.3152 0.04451 165 122 34 9
2265 George tells me I'll have a big surprise this afternoon at 5:05. 1.3151 0.04836 146 109 28 9
2266 We should finish our drinks. The 3:10 to Yuma is never late. 1.3151 0.04320 146 104 38 4
2267 The best part of the living room location is that it’s just one stop to the dining room. 1.3151 0.04533 146 106 34 6
2268 Sure it's noisy but you don't have to stand outside on a platform when it's 10 below. 1.3151 0.04836 146 109 28 9
2269 I'm afraid John's hobbies have a tendency to runaway. 1.3149 0.03880 181 129 47 5
2270 We enjoy the graffiti. 1.3148 0.04332 162 118 37 7
2271 On the bright side, our commuting time has been cut in half. 1.3148 0.04590 162 121 31 10
2272 Excuse me, Linda - my train of thought seems to have gone right out the door. 1.3148 0.04590 162 121 31 10
2273 It’s only a short commute to the kitchen. 1.3148 0.04673 162 122 29 11
2274 Grab hold! The 12:15 is about to come through! 1.3148 0.04673 162 122 29 11
2275 It's okay. We live on the right side of the tracks. 1.3148 0.04834 162 124 25 13
2276 If we run we can catch the L train in the kitchen. 1.3148 0.04590 162 121 31 10
2277 Wait. What is eminent domain? 1.3148 0.04673 162 122 29 11
2278 Yes I know he's a train wreck but he's my train wreck! 1.3147 0.05101 143 109 23 11
2279 Y ou heard of Baby Grand pianos? Let me tell you about my new Xylophone 1.3147 0.05197 143 110 21 12
2280 It definitely saves on the commuting time. 1.3146 0.04305 178 132 36 10
2281 It’s a great house, but I suspect you might have been railroaded into buying it. 1.3146 0.04520 178 135 30 13
2282 Larry’s model train obsession is really getting out of hand... 1.3146 0.04450 178 134 32 12
2283 It feels like I'm getting nowhere fast. 1.3145 0.04384 159 116 36 7
2284 My ex husband bought the most age inappropriate, annoying toy he could find for our four year old son. 1.3145 0.04733 159 120 28 11
2285 The older they are, the bigger their toys. 1.3145 0.04979 159 123 22 14
2286 I've been working on fast-tracking my career. 1.3145 0.04733 159 120 28 11
2287 It really cuts down Charlie’s commute time 1.3143 0.04655 140 102 32 6
2288 I just missed the sound of a train at night.... 1.3143 0.04277 175 129 37 9
2289 I tell you, Thomas has been a completely different guy since we moved in together. 1.3143 0.04646 175 134 27 14
2290 We may be on the wrong side of the tracks, but at least we are not on the tracks. 1.3141 0.04530 156 115 33 8
2291 I love being so close to the station. 1.3141 0.04343 156 113 37 6
2292 I thought he said, 'life-like' train set, not 'life-size' train set 1.3140 0.04481 172 129 32 11
2293 I've lost track of why 1.3140 0.04774 172 133 24 15
2294 Down the right-of-way, past the turntable, first door on your left. 1.3137 0.04861 153 116 26 11
2295 They say the trains should stop after the wall is built 1.3137 0.04493 153 112 34 7
2296 Yeah, it can be hard to sleep at night, but in this market I’ll take what I can get. 1.3137 0.04680 153 114 30 9
2297 He's always been very passive aggressive, last week I implied he'd been going off the rails and now...well, you see. 1.3137 0.04771 153 115 28 10
2298 It never occurred to me that the completion of the 2nd Avenue subway would make living on the upper east side so convenient. 1.3137 0.04680 153 114 30 9
2299 Lionel is supersizing their train sets 1.3137 0.04680 153 114 30 9
2300 At least no one can say we live on the wrong side of the tracks. 1.3136 0.04456 169 126 33 10
2301 Close to public trans “ was important to us 1.3135 0.04397 185 140 32 13
2302 I need to pay closer attention to my shipping options. 1.3134 0.05016 134 100 26 8
2303 It’s never easy living on the wrong side of the tracks. 1.3133 0.04836 150 113 27 10
2304 It’s a little confusing living on both sides of the tracks 1.3133 0.04743 150 112 29 9
2305 Just wait until you see the size of the sushi! 1.3133 0.04928 150 114 25 11
2306 FINALLY, I'm living on the right side of the tracks 1.3133 0.04349 150 108 37 5
2307 This place was cheaper than the one beside the tracks. 1.3133 0.04174 166 120 40 6
2308 'I told you not to make fun of a politician who could route a railroad through your living room' 1.3133 0.04590 166 125 30 11
2309 Bob should be home on the five twenty-three. 1.3133 0.04345 166 122 36 8
2310 I know, it’s fantastic! I keep waiting for the catch. 1.3132 0.04308 182 136 35 11
2311 I really feel as though I was railroaded into buying this house. 1.3129 0.04710 147 109 30 8
2312 Read the fine print about home delivery, they said. 1.3129 0.04648 163 123 29 11
2313 You just can't imagine the deal we got on this place. 1.3128 0.04284 179 133 36 10
2314 I finally got tired of hearing his "it's my way or the highway." 1.3128 0.04058 179 130 42 7
2315 He never got a train set when he was a kid. I'm giving him one for his 40th birthday. 1.3128 0.04428 179 135 32 12
2316 Vic hasn't bought Viagra since we began experimenting with last-minute rescues. 1.3128 0.04499 179 136 30 13
2317 My cronies at work said I got railroaded. 1.3125 0.05070 144 110 23 11
2318 What makes you think he's railroading you into marriage? 1.3125 0.05070 144 110 23 11
2319 Nowadays it's better to live on both sides of the tracks. 1.3125 0.04257 176 130 37 9
2320 This is what it's like on the other side of the tracks. 1.3125 0.04537 160 119 32 9
2321 Who's tracking you? 1.3125 0.04623 176 135 27 14
2322 I love the pick up drop off, but it's hard to clean the carpet. 1.3125 0.04450 160 118 34 8
2323 It’s a decorative suggestion from ‘Eminent Domain for Dummies.’ 1.3125 0.04537 160 119 32 9
2324 I'm just feeling underappreciated all the live long day. 1.3125 0.04537 160 119 32 9
2325 Thomas never outgrew his obsession with trains. 1.3125 0.04537 160 119 32 9
2326 Unfortunately, the sweetener is on the wrong side of the tracks. 1.3125 0.04450 160 118 34 8
2327 It's not as bad as our last place with the crossing gates. 1.3121 0.04458 173 130 32 11
2328 It's a multi-use building. 1.3121 0.04458 173 130 32 11
2329 It's a bit noisy, but the dining car offers room service. 1.3121 0.04064 173 125 42 6
2330 I feel like I was railroaded into buying this house. 1.3121 0.04505 157 116 33 8
2331 You don't need no baggage--you just get on board. 1.3121 0.04854 157 120 25 12
2332 It must be nice to live so close to the subway. 1.3121 0.04595 157 117 31 9
2333 ..on the other hand, commuting to work is a breeze 1.3121 0.04683 157 118 29 10
2334 Growing up I always dreamed of moving to New York and finding a railroad apartment. 1.3121 0.04595 157 117 31 9
2335 You know Kevin--he pulled out all the stops. 1.3121 0.04505 157 116 33 8
2336 It all started with a small train set. 1.3121 0.04937 157 121 23 13
2337 Down the hall, second door on the left, and stay clear of the crossing gate. 1.3121 0.04595 157 117 31 9
2338 just the first floor........ 1.3121 0.04854 157 120 25 12
2339 My husband has outgrown model railroads. 1.3121 0.05146 141 108 22 11
2340 He always blows the whistle before he comes through 1.3121 0.04736 141 104 30 7
2341 Growing up on the wrong side of the tracks was heavenly compared to this. 1.3121 0.05046 141 107 24 10
2342 It wasn't what I expected when he said he had a one track mind 1.3118 0.04274 170 125 37 8
2343 Don’t let me derail the conversation. 1.3118 0.04512 170 128 31 11
2344 Unexpectedly, Amanda found herself on the other side of the tracks. 1.3118 0.04512 170 128 31 11
2345 The kitchen? That’s the A. And the bathroom – the #2 goes there. 1.3118 0.04274 170 125 37 8
2346 It's the mommy track. 1.3118 0.04663 170 130 27 13
2347 You'll have to excuse me. I have a schedule to keep. 1.3118 0.04108 170 123 41 6
2348 We mostly wanted to be near the train. 1.3117 0.04745 154 116 28 10
2349 Sometimes I worry my life's a little too on-track. 1.3117 0.04562 154 114 32 8
2350 This is...lost my train of thought 1.3117 0.04833 154 117 26 11
2351 No matter how close we move to the station Harry misses the 7:50 almost every morning. 1.3117 0.04833 154 117 26 11
2352 And in just a minute he'll shout all aboard from the kitchen 1.3117 0.04833 154 117 26 11
2353 He likes the easy commute. 1.3117 0.04562 154 114 32 8
2354 ... I lost my train of thought ... 1.3117 0.04745 154 116 28 10
2355 I actually liked it better when he had a revolving door leading to his bedroom. 1.3117 0.04070 154 109 42 3
2356 Well, It's no falling water. 1.3116 0.05122 138 105 23 10
2357 I can see you've made a tremendous effort, but I'm still not convinced you're on the right track 1.3114 0.04323 167 123 36 8
2358 Tom finally has grown out of his model train phase. 1.3114 0.04487 167 125 32 10
2359 Yes, it's funny what you can get used to. 1.3114 0.04153 167 121 40 6
2360 Like so many things, after a while, you just get used to it. 1.3114 0.04323 167 123 36 8
2361 You sound just like my whiney ex. I'll tell you the same thing I told him: HO scale is for pussies, Brenda. 1.3114 0.04798 167 129 24 14
2362 There are trade offs but he has more time with the kids 1.3114 0.04153 167 121 40 6
2363 I"m one moment away from a trainwreck 1.3113 0.04899 151 115 25 11
2364 "I love living in the city! It's so vibrant!" 1.3113 0.04621 151 112 31 8
2365 I know, but it shaves MINUTES off of my commute! 1.3113 0.04809 151 114 27 10
2366 My husband works from home; he's a dastardly villain. 1.3113 0.04809 151 114 27 10
2367 He told Santa he wanted new ties for Christmas and I told Santa we needed new rails in the house. Who knew? 1.3111 0.04407 180 136 32 12
2368 Apologies, Thomas is always running late. 1.3111 0.04639 135 98 32 5
2369 I’m on the fast track at work now. 1.3110 0.04623 164 124 29 11
2370 A little. But the closet space is amazing, and they deliver the mail seven days a week!” 1.3110 0.04623 164 124 29 11
2371 I am just one track away from being a train wreck. 1.3110 0.04704 164 125 27 12
2372 Yes , It was foolish not to have the property surveyed before our purchase 1.3110 0.04542 164 123 31 10
2373 We needed something close to public transportation. 1.3110 0.04623 164 124 29 11
2374 So our stubbornness met their eminent domain thingy and voila, everyone wins! 1.3110 0.04623 164 124 29 11
2375 I gather your husband has a one track mind. 1.3110 0.04459 164 122 33 9
2376 I just got tired of explaining why it's called a railroad apartment. 1.3108 0.04968 148 113 24 11
2377 Lionel’s hobby has gotten a tad out of hand. 1.3108 0.04780 148 111 28 9
2378 Well, I told him, I'm not moving to Manhattan unless you find an easy way to commute. 1.3108 0.04583 148 109 32 7
2379 Santa really outdid himself this year. 1.3108 0.04482 148 108 34 6
2380 Yeah, but Edgar cut his commute time in half. 1.3108 0.04875 148 112 26 10
2381 Allen? He lives on the other side of the tracks 1.3106 0.04682 161 122 28 11
2382 Martin asked the Long Island Express if he could work from home. We've had some pretty loud arguments about it. 1.3106 0.04338 161 118 36 7
2383 After I told him he was a train wreck, he installed the tracks. 1.3106 0.04598 161 121 30 10
2384 You could say my husband has a one-track mind. 1.3103 0.04746 145 108 29 8
2385 Ed's been working on it — you know, just to pass the time away. 1.3103 0.04846 145 109 27 9
2386 Now I never lose my train of thought. 1.3103 0.04436 174 131 32 11
2387 We know that creating good feng shui is going to be challenging! 1.3103 0.04361 174 130 34 10
2388 Now you can see why we do not conduct business at home. 1.3103 0.04206 174 128 38 8
2389 Oh I don’t know. Sometimes staying at home can be quite exhilarating. 1.3103 0.04540 145 106 33 6
2390 And this was before he got ino Lego. 1.3103 0.04644 145 107 31 7
2391 But I didn't realize this is what they meant by a "railway flat". 1.3101 0.04910 158 122 23 13
2392 Rent is so much higher on the other side. 1.3101 0.04390 158 116 35 7
2393 Right side of the tracks and you can’t believe my commute! 1.3101 0.04657 158 119 29 10
2394 Sorry, I keep losing my train of thought.' 1.3101 0.04481 158 117 33 8
2395 Is the dining room uptown or downtown? 1.3101 0.04570 158 118 31 9
2396 I've finally got my life on track. Can you tell? 1.3101 0.04297 158 115 37 6
2397 I know it seems convenient, but the service is so unreliable I didn't get to the dinner table until 11:30 last night. 1.3099 0.04411 171 128 33 10
2398 The Jones family only has a model train set... 1.3099 0.04411 171 128 33 10
2399 He thinks he's really on the fast track now. 1.3099 0.05016 142 108 24 10
2400 We got it on Etsy. 1.3099 0.04600 142 104 32 6
2401 I signed up for speed dating, but it has been getting a bit intrusive. 1.3098 0.04127 184 136 39 9
2402 What was I saying? I keep losing my train of thought. 1.3097 0.04718 155 117 28 10
2403 Believe it or not, the train still takes more than fifteen minutes to get here. 1.3097 0.04537 155 115 32 8
2404 Well, I won and lost the eminent domain case. 1.3095 0.04621 168 128 28 12
2405 It's a win win. Ed has a hobby and it cuts down on commute time. 1.3094 0.03865 181 130 46 5
2406 I’m so glad I missed my stop today and finally had the opportunity to meet you. 1.3094 0.04386 181 137 32 12
2407 When I first met him, he didn't have a hobby. 1.3094 0.04386 181 137 32 12
2408 My realtor assured me this house is close to transportation. 1.3094 0.04097 181 133 40 8
2409 We were railroaded into buying the house 1.3094 0.04773 139 103 29 7
2410 He misunderstood... I said: " To get in shape, you need to train!" 1.3092 0.04689 152 114 29 9
2411 So then I said, "Tom you really need to get your life back on track." 1.3092 0.04499 152 112 33 7
2412 I don't know why people say rent is so expensive in Manhattan... 1.3092 0.04781 152 115 27 10
2413 When they described it as a railroad flat, I had no idea. 1.3092 0.04689 152 114 29 9
2414 So, what brings you here today? 1.3092 0.04499 152 112 33 7
2415 We told the realtor we wanted a place on the rail line into town. 1.3091 0.04089 165 119 41 5
2416 Jim is mining bitcoin in the back room 1.3091 0.04518 165 124 31 10
2417 Weird. I've got coins in my coffee too. 1.3090 0.04364 178 134 33 11
2418 I hate to admit it, but Bob was right. A railroad apartment makes so much more sense with tracks! 1.3088 0.04727 136 100 30 6
2419 Now I don't have to drive Bob to the station every day. 1.3088 0.04841 136 101 28 7
2420 No, the ticket office is next door in the old dining room. 1.3087 0.04557 149 110 32 7
2421 We resolved to stay on track this year. 1.3087 0.04752 149 112 28 9
2422 I always knew you were going places!" 1.3086 0.04739 162 124 26 12
2423 I mean I'm all for him having hobbies, but this is just too much. 1.3086 0.04657 162 123 28 11
2424 And I still come late to work 1.3086 0.04225 162 118 38 6
2425 Is your new apartment local or express? 1.3086 0.04403 162 120 34 8
2426 Well, he kept complaining about how HO just wasn't doing it for him. 1.3086 0.04489 162 121 32 9
2427 My husband decided to build a model railroad, but it got out of hand. 1.3086 0.04489 162 121 32 9
2428 You have no idea how hard it is to decorate a railroad flat. 1.3086 0.04263 175 130 36 9
2429 Well the listing did say it was a Railroad Apartment. 1.3086 0.04561 175 134 28 13
2430 Sure it's loud. But it makes the commute so convenient. 1.3083 0.05139 133 101 23 9
2431 Darren up and left on the 5:23 1.3082 0.04914 146 111 25 10
2432 We told the realtor we wanted a house that was close to transportation. 1.3082 0.04718 146 109 29 8
2433 So the realtor said, "Only three things matter; locomotive, locomotive, locomotive!" 1.3082 0.05103 146 113 21 12
2434 We finally figured out why the agent would only bring us here for minutes at a time. 1.3082 0.04545 159 119 31 9
2435 Ralph says it saves him 30 minutes on the commute. 1.3082 0.04545 159 119 31 9
2436 The realtor said people will ignore it if we put 'steampunk decor' in the listing. 1.3082 0.04457 159 118 33 8
2437 At first we were skeptical but it's definitely made the commute simpler. 1.3082 0.04801 159 122 25 12
2438 We are the first to live this close to the high line. 1.3082 0.04632 159 120 29 10
2439 I know it's not much, but we're finally on the right side of the tracks. 1.3082 0.04457 159 118 33 8
2440 I hear your son is an engineer? 1.3082 0.04367 159 117 35 7
2441 I know, but the rent is very reasonable 1.3082 0.04632 159 120 29 10
2442 I told the broker I was OK with a railroad apartment. 1.3082 0.04457 159 118 33 8
2443 I find that the tracks spark joy. 1.3082 0.04717 159 121 27 11
2444 There was a misunderstanding when they said it was railroad layout. 1.3082 0.04367 159 117 35 7
2445 Donald has big ideas when it comes to his hobbies. 1.3082 0.04545 159 119 31 9
2446 Oh it is no problem, it is only a whistle stop. 1.3082 0.04801 159 122 25 12
2447 It never would’ve worked out anyway. He lived on the wrong side of the tracks. 1.3081 0.04466 172 130 31 11
2448 I grew up on the wrong side, but I finally made it here. 1.3081 0.04311 172 128 35 9
2449 I love Fred, but he does have a one-track mind. 1.3081 0.04389 172 129 33 10
2450 And it was one of the very first Roombas ever sold. 1.3081 0.04761 172 134 23 15
2451 He told the realtor that we wanted to be as close as possible to light rail. 1.3077 0.04512 156 116 32 8
2452 We really didn't expect they'd ever restore the High Line. 1.3077 0.04520 169 128 30 11
2453 It was a tough choice between hardwood and high-speed. 1.3077 0.04783 143 107 28 8
2454 He seems to have outgrown model railroading 1.3077 0.04196 169 124 38 7
2455 Yes I know it’s a railroad apartment, but how can I give it up? It’s rent stabilized! 1.3077 0.04420 156 115 34 7
2456 Jack saves 10 minutes on his commute time! 1.3077 0.04512 156 116 32 8
2457 We can talk now. The train only comes by on the hour. 1.3077 0.04112 169 123 40 6
2458 It took a while to train the dog. Poor thing. 1.3077 0.04520 169 128 30 11
2459 I love what you've done with Union Station. 1.3077 0.04783 143 107 28 8
2460 Well, the owners are still in litigation over eminent domain. 1.3077 0.04925 117 85 28 4
2461 Dinner should be here any minute now. 1.3077 0.04679 143 106 30 7
2462 Luckily they're all quiet cars. 1.3077 0.04692 156 118 28 10
2463 This is not what I expected when he said he was a personal trainer. 1.3077 0.04441 169 127 32 10
2464 It took a while, but I finally got him trained. 1.3073 0.04485 179 137 29 13
2465 The ad said "railway apartment," so I just assumed... 1.3072 0.04413 166 124 33 9
2466 What, you've never heard of a railroad apartment? 1.3072 0.04575 166 126 29 11
2467 Easy access to public transport is very important to us. 1.3072 0.04495 166 125 31 10
2468 On the plus side, my commute to work is a lot shorter now. 1.3072 0.04575 166 126 29 11
2469 This railroad is ready to go under any kind of border wall. 1.3072 0.04809 166 129 23 14
2470 Everybody has a private jet. 1.3072 0.04475 153 113 33 7
2471 Well, Nancy...I'd say we can make small talk for about 10 more minutes before the 6:03 rolls in. 1.3072 0.04176 153 110 39 4
2472 I know the layout is awkward. But I didn't think it would be this hard to find a roommate. 1.3071 0.05058 140 107 23 10
2473 But the commute is amazing. 1.3068 0.04318 176 132 34 10
2474 We had begun to feel that our marriage was a little off-track. 1.3068 0.04086 176 129 40 7
2475 Pam won’t be joining us, she woke up on the wrong side of the tracks. 1.3068 0.04393 176 133 32 11
2476 The model train set you got for Tim was thoughtful, but a little much. 1.3067 0.04550 163 123 30 10
2477 As a heavy sleeper, the 7:15 is my favorite alarm. 1.3067 0.04204 163 119 38 6
2478 I can always take the train back to my place. 1.3067 0.04466 163 122 32 9
2479 The listing DID say it was a railroad flat. 1.3067 0.04380 163 121 34 8
2480 I couldn’t resist a classic railroad apartment in this neighborhood with no broker’s fee! 1.3067 0.04380 163 121 34 8
2481 We love the neighborhood, but what really sealed the deal is the easy commute. 1.3067 0.04466 163 122 32 9
2482 I've had to more carefully schedule vacuuming in the nude. 1.3067 0.04380 163 121 34 8
2483 I have a thing at 3:10. 1.3067 0.04713 163 125 26 12
2484 Knowing where I'm going is not the issue. 1.3067 0.04531 150 111 32 7
2485 Yes. The tracks were here first. 1.3067 0.04725 150 113 28 9
2486 I must admit, I do enjoy living on the other side of the tracks. 1.3067 0.04819 150 114 26 10
2487 We're thinking of getting a boat next. 1.3067 0.04432 150 110 34 6
2488 Since Trump, my husband switched to a train set that runs on coal. 1.3066 0.05238 137 106 20 11
2489 Living together just feels like a train wreck waiting to happen. 1.3066 0.04921 137 103 26 8
2490 We hardly ever go over there. It's full of...well, I'm sure I don't know, dear. 1.3064 0.04444 173 131 31 11
2491 I swear, I thought the agent said "tract" house. On the bright side, Roger is never late for work. 1.3064 0.04211 173 128 37 8
2492 For some reason I keep losing my train of thought. 1.3064 0.04048 173 126 41 6
2493 I’m just thankful we didn’t have to leave Williamsburg. 1.3062 0.04433 160 119 33 8
2494 It's faster than Amazon but a little noisy. 1.3062 0.04343 160 118 35 7
2495 It’s Amazon rail for large deliveries into the home. 1.3062 0.04607 160 121 29 10
2496 I must admit Linda, it’s not initially what i had in mind when you said you were moving into a railroad apartment. 1.3062 0.04252 160 117 37 6
2497 It's so nice to meet someone from the right side 1.3062 0.04691 160 122 27 11
2498 Oh no, when you become accustomed to it, it's like it's not even there. 1.3061 0.04691 147 110 29 8
2499 Dinner should be rolling in around 5 1.3061 0.04691 147 110 29 8
2500 The house isn't much, but it's an easy commute. 1.3061 0.04691 147 110 29 8
2501 Now he's always on time. 1.3061 0.04590 147 109 31 7
2502 I'm just happy the days of coal-burning steam locomotives has passed. 1.3060 0.04204 183 137 36 10
2503 Yeah, it’s loud but it’s close to downtown and we figure we’ll get used to it. 1.3060 0.04344 183 139 32 12
2504 And it will run on beautiful clean coal, from this side of the Wall. 1.3060 0.04994 134 101 25 8
2505 Hold that thought for three minutes and forty-five seconds. 1.3060 0.04994 134 101 25 8
2506 And I'm on a waiting list for a local stop. 1.3060 0.05321 134 104 19 11
2507 When I advised you to lay tracks, I meant it metaphorically. 1.3059 0.04497 170 129 30 11
2508 Well, there is that! 1.3059 0.04573 170 130 28 12
2509 Really? I just thought he was snoring. 1.3059 0.04419 170 128 32 10
2510 I lost my boyfriend in a tragic sleep-walking accident. 1.3059 0.04868 170 134 20 16
2511 When they said, convenient to the subway, they weren't kidding. 1.3059 0.04339 170 127 34 9
2512 Amazon says that it's faster than drone delivery. 1.3059 0.04339 170 127 34 9
2513 Only during rush hours do you really notice it. 1.3059 0.04339 170 127 34 9
2514 You get used to the noise. 1.3057 0.04488 157 117 32 8
2515 We get a nice breeze every 15 minutes 1.3057 0.04578 157 118 30 9
2516 "He's an Amtrak conductor and brings a lot of work home." 1.3057 0.04396 157 116 34 7
2517 Oh, he should be home any minute now... 1.3057 0.04396 157 116 34 7
2518 I got a small fortune for the rights. 1.3057 0.04753 157 120 26 11
2519 We can't walk between here and the kitchen without checking the schedule, but it cut Bob's commuting time in half. 1.3057 0.04578 157 118 30 9
2520 Don't you think John's hobby is getting a little out of control? 1.3057 0.04578 157 118 30 9
2521 So, unable to increase Acela's speed, and unwilling to lower its price, Amtrak opted to improve convenience. 1.3057 0.04753 157 120 26 11
2522 Theoretically,we should be able to sleep in later. 1.3056 0.04755 144 108 28 8
2523 It's the Rock Island Line. They don't actually operate trains anymore. 1.3056 0.04652 144 107 30 7
2524 At first it's loud, but you'll get used to it. 1.3054 0.04471 167 126 31 10
2525 The land was cheap, but we do have to watch out for the 9:09 1.3054 0.04471 167 126 31 10
2526 The price was right and we have the right of way. 1.3052 0.04154 154 111 39 4
2527 I thought he was leaving me when he said he was going to make tracks. 1.3052 0.04544 154 115 31 8
2528 Honey" if you are willing to compromise a marriage can last forever 1.3052 0.04353 154 113 35 6
2529 My son is captain of the track team! 1.3052 0.04904 154 119 23 12
2530 I'll give you the grand tour,but be warned. The guest room and the laundry are on the wrong side of the tracks! 1.3052 0.04727 154 117 27 10
2531 Oh that, that's just Bob's short line from the table to his recliner! 1.3052 0.04816 154 118 25 11
2532 Of course we welcome people from the other side of the tracks! 1.3051 0.04145 177 131 38 8
2533 We pray for a railway strike everyday" 1.3050 0.04715 141 105 29 7
2534 We hardly notice the noise anymore. 1.3050 0.04715 141 105 29 7
2535 We're pretty sure we're on the right track. 1.3050 0.05127 141 109 21 11
2536 Then one day at 7 the whistle didn't blow, and we were all like "What was that?" 1.3049 0.04526 164 124 30 10
2537 I try not be here when the 9:10 freight goes through. 1.3049 0.04182 164 120 38 6
2538 True, but you won't believe the rent! 1.3049 0.04271 164 121 36 7
2539 I like being married to a guy on the fast track. 1.3049 0.04357 164 122 34 8
2540 He's been off the rails for some time now. I don't think I'll ever get him back on track. 1.3049 0.04526 164 124 30 10
2541 Loud? Sometimes. But you can’t beat the rent. 1.3046 0.04603 151 113 30 8
2542 The good news is that the realtor said it only passes through twice a day. 1.3046 0.04407 151 111 34 6
2543 Gotta go. My ride is here. 1.3046 0.04305 151 110 36 5
2544 Railroad Flat! I had no idea. 1.3046 0.05146 151 119 18 14
2545 It has its quirks, but you can’t beat the commute. 1.3046 0.04190 174 129 37 8
2546 Since we became a user tester for Amazon, we've been ahead of the curve for rapid delivery. 1.3046 0.04422 174 132 31 11
2547 I'll never complain about about Frank tracking through the kitchen again. 1.3046 0.04422 174 132 31 11
2548 It makes for a quick commute. 1.3046 0.04422 174 132 31 11
2549 I need to catch the next train to the bathroom. 1.3043 0.04042 161 116 41 4
2550 The realtor was right, it made my commute so much easier. 1.3043 0.04582 161 122 29 10
2551 Wow, and it's so close to public transportation. What about the schools? 1.3043 0.04497 161 121 31 9
2552 I know it's a little cozy, but tracked housing is just so convenient. 1.3043 0.04582 161 122 29 10
2553 You're looking at the Democratic response to the Wall. 1.3043 0.04997 138 105 24 9
2554 We really got railroaded into buying this place. 1.3043 0.04781 138 103 28 7
2555 I told him, "my way or the railway! " 1.3043 0.04040 184 136 40 8
2556 Being tied to a bed is so Gen X. 1.3043 0.04582 161 122 29 10
2557 Tom insisted on getting the new engineered flooring. 1.3043 0.04666 161 123 27 11
2558 The State and I came up with this compromise regarding Eminent Domain. I've met a lot of nice people. 1.3043 0.04582 161 122 29 10
2559 We were lucky to get an authentic railroad flat. 1.3043 0.04666 161 123 27 11
2560 On the plus side, we're close to the train. 1.3043 0.04410 161 120 33 8
2561 So THIS is a railroad apartment! 1.3043 0.04324 184 140 32 12
2562 George’s old circus buddies visit a lot more now. 1.3043 0.04582 161 122 29 10
2563 Hold that thought: The 3:10 to Yuma will be passing through any moment. 1.3043 0.04781 138 103 28 7
2564 Joe wanted to be a hobo. I compromised. 1.3043 0.04497 161 121 31 9
2565 If you see something, say something. 1.3043 0.04582 161 122 29 10
2566 My husband believes that this idea will be even better than Uber 1.3041 0.04155 171 126 38 7
2567 Ever since they finished the Orange Line extension, my commute time's been cut in half. But, so was the cat. 1.3041 0.04317 171 128 34 9
2568 I know, but just think of how valuable the apartment will be when they decommission it and make a park. 1.3041 0.04550 171 131 28 12
2569 Yes, it’s a little cramped but the commute is fantastic. 1.3041 0.04396 171 129 32 10
2570 Well, at first it was really just a thought. 1.3041 0.04237 171 127 36 8
2571 And talk about convenient! My commute has been cut to 18 minutes! Shorter if I use the bathroom station... 1.3041 0.04237 171 127 36 8
2572 It all started when he got a set of Lionel trains for Christmas. 1.3041 0.04950 148 114 23 11
2573 You know what they say, 'Locomotion, locomotion, locomotion.' 1.3041 0.04950 148 114 23 11
2574 It's what's known as a "Railroad Flat"! 1.3041 0.04664 148 111 29 8
2575 So I told our agent... I don't care what they say about eminent domain. Find me a way to keep my 212 area code. 1.3041 0.04950 148 114 23 11
2576 I'm starting to think Harriet Tubman never lived here... 1.3039 0.04302 181 137 33 11
2577 When I told Jim we needed to get our relationship back on track, he took it literally. 1.3038 0.04553 158 119 30 9
2578 Helen, you were on the right track, but got off at the wrong station. 1.3038 0.04640 158 120 28 10
2579 Of course you can't call them hobos, but that's what they are. 1.3038 0.04463 158 118 32 8
2580 Model" railroading was never good enough for Ralph 1.3038 0.04463 158 118 32 8
2581 The only problem is the 8:15 from the kitchen is often late. 1.3038 0.04463 158 118 32 8
2582 It’s a classic railroad apartment. A bit noisy at times but we love the pre-war details. 1.3036 0.04683 168 130 25 13
2583 The noise doesn’t bother me, especially after three drinks. 1.3036 0.04285 168 125 35 8
2584 He hasn't missed the train once since we had it installed. 1.3036 0.04906 168 133 19 16
2585 Welcome to Grand-fucking-Central station. 1.3036 0.04606 168 129 27 12
2586 It made more sense than building a wall. 1.3034 0.04925 145 111 24 10
2587 It all started with Harold's little choo choo village in the basement. 1.3034 0.05021 145 112 22 11
2588 "The price was right, and the commute is short. 1.3034 0.04727 145 109 28 8
2589 After a while it just becomes white noise. 1.3034 0.04827 145 110 26 9
2590 It's 5:00. Would you please use a coaster? 1.3034 0.04125 178 132 38 8
2591 Sure, it’s a little far from the city, but it’s an easy commute. 1.3032 0.04519 155 116 31 8
2592 Our Christmas decorations got a little out of hand. 1.3032 0.04425 155 115 33 7
2593 The time I save rushing to the station every morning has more than made up for the installation costs. 1.3032 0.04701 155 118 27 10
2594 The realtor said it was a classic railroad apartment. 1.3032 0.04701 155 118 27 10
2595 It's all about my inner hobo. 1.3032 0.04330 155 114 35 6
2596 He hasn't touched a Lego in two years 1.3032 0.04519 155 116 31 8
2597 His large gauge model railroad obsession has grown annoying... 1.3032 0.04611 155 117 29 9
2598 This has really helped put our marriage back on track. 1.3032 0.04611 155 117 29 9
2599 No, I don't feel like my life is finally on track. Why do you ask? 1.3032 0.04701 155 118 27 10
2600 I'm worried he's bringing his work home more and more 1.3032 0.04519 155 116 31 8
2601 He was scheduled to arrive at 6:23, but a problem with the front gate latch is causing a delay 1.3032 0.04121 188 141 37 10
2602 I've lost my train of thought but I am sure I am not too far off track 1.3030 0.04663 165 127 26 12
2603 We bought it at a great price, and the realtor said that after a while we won't even notice the noise. 1.3030 0.04663 165 127 26 12
2604 When you said your apartment was a classical railroad layout you were not kidding. 1.3030 0.04419 165 124 32 9
2605 And so I remain, on the wrong side of the tracks... 1.3030 0.04583 165 126 28 11
2606 It wasn't enough just to say I railroaded him into marriage. 1.3030 0.04502 165 125 30 10
2607 It halved my commute. 1.3029 0.04325 175 132 33 10
2608 Sure it's loud - but it cuts my commute in half. 1.3029 0.04170 175 130 37 8
2609 It's a little loud, but I haven't been late to work once since I got it. 1.3029 0.04170 175 130 37 8
2610 Tom loves his commute. 1.3028 0.04895 142 108 25 9
2611 No, I mean, when Bob gets home, it's LITERALLY going to be a train wreck. 1.3026 0.04763 152 116 26 10
2612 It started as a hobby and then he went bananas. 1.3026 0.04763 152 116 26 10
2613 It' can get loud but at least we live on the right side of the tracks. 1.3026 0.04382 152 112 34 6
2614 Yeah, he has his train set. Wait till you see my macrame. 1.3026 0.04577 152 114 30 8
2615 Time to secure the table lamp 1.3026 0.04179 152 110 38 4
2616 Carlyle came from the other side of the track, and sometimes he likes to go back there. 1.3026 0.04671 152 115 28 9
2617 Anyways, that's our news. What's new with you? Oh, wait, I haven't even told you about the train that runs through our living room! But look at me, hogging the conversation. Later. Tell me about you. 1.3026 0.04671 152 115 28 9
2618 I told Thomas our relationship was going off the rails... 1.3026 0.04671 152 115 28 9
2619 I just asked him to repair the fence. 1.3026 0.04943 152 118 22 12
2620 It can be noisy, but you can't beat the convenience 1.3026 0.04481 152 113 32 7
2621 Sometimes model railroading can border on obsession. 1.3026 0.04282 152 111 36 5
2622 Avoiding the parking hassle at the station makes it totally worth it. 1.3026 0.04763 152 116 26 10
2623 Yea, you know that movie, "A River Runs through It"? 1.3026 0.04481 152 113 32 7
2624 They say the underground railroad ran through here. 1.3026 0.05030 152 119 20 13
2625 I love waving at the engineers. 1.3025 0.04473 162 122 31 9
2626 The conductor waves, and it's a lot less creepy than drone delivery. 1.3025 0.04386 162 121 33 8
2627 "The county's offer for this house was ridiculous." 1.3025 0.04558 162 123 29 10
2628 We got a great deal on the rent, and we’re NEVER late for work anymore. 1.3025 0.04473 162 122 31 9
2629 He was O gage and I was N, but now I think we're on the right track together! 1.3025 0.04473 162 122 31 9
2630 My new year's resolution is to train three-four times a week. 1.3025 0.04208 162 119 37 6
2631 Wow, Lisa, your new apartment is so peaceful and quiet. How did you get it so cheap?"... "You'll see at a quarter after, Margo. 1.3025 0.04641 162 124 27 11
2632 He usually comes in on the 4:30. 1.3025 0.04386 162 121 33 8
2633 We got railroaded into renting this apartment! 1.3025 0.04473 162 122 31 9
2634 Stan's model train hobby started on a small scale at the train club, then he decided to go big or go home." "Unfortunately he did both. 1.3025 0.04803 162 126 23 13
2635 'I thought that meant that there were no corridors or side-rooms.' 1.3023 0.04675 172 134 24 14
2636 It started with His Lionel train set 1.3023 0.04374 172 130 32 10
2637 Sometimes it feels like there is no right side. 1.3022 0.04281 182 138 33 11
2638 Phil's hobby sure has grown since I last visited. 1.3020 0.04637 149 112 29 8
2639 Isn't this great? With Google Train, I can go anywhere in my house without ever needing to walk! 1.3020 0.05013 149 116 21 12
2640 They weren't kidding when they said the apartment was "railroad style". 1.3020 0.04538 149 111 31 7
2641 Yes, I've gone off the rails a time or two... 1.3020 0.04538 149 111 31 7
2642 It's the least I could do. The L Train absolutely needs to keep running during the repair work. 1.3020 0.04538 149 111 31 7
2643 Three words - locomotion locomotion locomotion. 1.3020 0.04637 149 112 29 8
2644 Always ask to see the inside of the house before you buy. 1.3020 0.04637 149 112 29 8
2645 Fred hates to drive. 1.3019 0.04256 159 117 36 6
2646 'It makes Jim's commute much easier.' 1.3019 0.04439 159 119 32 8
2647 Oh that? That’s just Alexa tracking our conversation. 1.3019 0.04785 159 123 24 12
2648 The mail should be here any minute now. 1.3019 0.04439 159 119 32 8
2649 If I could derail the conversation for a minute to talk about a great business opportunity... 1.3019 0.04701 159 122 26 11
2650 The best thing about it, I never forget dinner time. The 6:05 rolls thru. 1.3018 0.04008 169 123 41 5
2651 My landlord told me this would drown out the train noise outside. 1.3018 0.04733 169 132 23 14
2652 First there's a 'toot-toot,' then a 'choo-choo,' but what I really love is the 'chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga.' " 1.3017 0.04181 179 134 36 9
2653 The railways were kind enough to let my husband work from home. 1.3015 0.04931 136 103 25 8
2654 I don't know, I feel like eminent domain is working out just fine for me. 1.3014 0.04896 146 112 24 10
2655 So when you said you live near the train tracks... 1.3014 0.04798 146 111 26 9
2656 Larry says it adds depth to the dining room. 1.3014 0.04798 146 111 26 9
2657 With the baby on the way, we had to kid-proof the house and get rid of the third rail. 1.3014 0.04991 146 113 22 11
2658 He's so much easier to live with now that he doesn't have to get up at 4:30 to catch the 7;18 1.3013 0.04401 156 116 33 7
2659 It's ok unless they blow the whistle. 1.3013 0.04848 156 121 23 12
2660 He started small in the basement. 1.3013 0.04401 156 116 33 7
2661 I asked my husband to download his favorite tracks for me to listen to. 1.3013 0.04585 156 118 29 9
2662 When Bob told me our new house was on track, I thought he was talking about when it would be completed. 1.3013 0.04494 156 117 31 8
2663 It is hard to vacuum, but I get to work in record time. 1.3013 0.04585 156 118 29 9
2664 Our Airbnb guests say it's so convenient 1.3013 0.04585 156 118 29 9
2665 This has gone far enough! I didn’t even know they made 1:1 scale models! 1.3013 0.04933 156 122 21 13
2666 I told Frank he should take up a hobby during the Shutdown. 1.3013 0.04675 156 119 27 10
2667 It goes to the bedroom. Harold definitely has a one-track mind. 1.3013 0.04762 156 120 25 11
2668 On the plus side, his commute time has gone way down. 1.3012 0.04396 166 125 32 9
2669 Bill is enjoying retirement, but his train set hobby has gotten a bit out of hand. 1.3012 0.04396 166 125 32 9
2670 On the other hand, we're never late for it. 1.3012 0.04140 166 122 38 6
2671 Boys and their toys... 1.3012 0.04140 166 122 38 6
2672 My husband's commute time has been cut in half since we moved into the new house. 1.3012 0.04227 166 123 36 7
2673 Did you just compliment that train engineer’s cabouse? 1.3012 0.04227 166 123 36 7
2674 Well, you know how strongly Peter feels about improving the country’s infrastructure. 1.3012 0.04396 166 125 32 9
2675 Now ,I can say that I live on both sides of the tracks. 1.3012 0.04051 166 121 40 5
2676 Despite Margaret's hospitality and reassurances, Laura couldn't help but feel that her home was on the wrong side of the tracks. 1.3012 0.04479 166 126 30 10
2677 My other therapist thinks I’m on the wrong track. 1.3012 0.04396 166 125 32 9
2678 Yes. He does have a one-track mind. 1.3011 0.04227 176 132 35 9
2679 It's the whistle that bothers me" 1.3011 0.04075 186 139 38 9
2680 He'll be home on the 5:15. 1.3011 0.04215 186 141 34 11
2681 It was either this or a dog, and a dog doesn't help you commute. 1.3007 0.04763 143 108 27 8
2682 Sorry, I missed the last part. 1.3007 0.04552 143 106 31 6
2683 I wanted a place closer to my commute. 1.3007 0.05064 143 111 21 11
2684 When he said l’m going to make tracks l didn't think he meant real ones. 1.3007 0.04865 143 109 25 9
2685 Yes, it really does help with the commute. 1.3007 0.04736 153 117 26 10
2686 We knew it was a railroad apartment when we signed the lease, but we didn't take it literally. 1.3006 0.04363 163 122 33 8
2687 Just put some cookies in the oven before the open house. 1.3006 0.04429 173 132 30 11
2688 It really cuts down on our commuting time. 1.3000 0.04416 160 120 32 8
2689 I didn't know you had a railroad flat. 1.3000 0.04416 160 120 32 8
2690 It was a great buy! The train only goes through once a week. 1.3000 0.04706 150 114 27 9
2691 It's the same thing every night. He'll chug in and want his dinner. 1.3000 0.04675 160 123 26 11
2692 We told our realtor the house had to be on a train line into town, and boy did he deliver. 1.3000 0.04504 160 121 30 9
2693 We relocated from the other side of the tracks. 1.3000 0.03931 180 132 42 6
2694 Let's take the 9:30. It's the first one after the morning peak. 1.3000 0.04162 180 135 36 9
2695 Rent price is good, but there is one draw-back. 1.3000 0.04323 170 128 33 9
2696 I know but at least now we're not on the WRONG side of the tracks 1.3000 0.04323 170 128 33 9
2697 The minute we saw this house we knew we were on the right track 1.3000 0.04610 150 113 29 8
2698 Honestly, it’s not that bad...except when ev