Contest #647


Cartoon

647

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “Watch as I transform this ordinary magician's assistant into an accomplice to a federal crime.”
  2. “Now I'll try paper. I apologize about the rabbit.”
  3. “Here's a trick I learned from my lawyer.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2019-01-20T20:41:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2019-02-03T20:41:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2019-01-28T20:41:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued February 4, 2019
Number of captions 6076
Number of responses 1690546
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Like it would have killed you to ask him for directions. 1.6642 0.04698 274 144 78 52
1 Don’t bring a camera, you said. Just enjoy the experience, you said. 1.6399 0.04574 311 177 69 65
2 Oh, shit! What if your sister-in-law is also right about God? 1.6376 0.04545 298 165 76 57
3 He just walked by like he thinks we don't exist. 1.6346 0.04818 260 143 69 48
4 Unplug" you said. "Leave the phones in the car" you said 1.6213 0.04500 301 170 75 56
5 He asked that we please wait while he gets his camera or his friends will never believe him. 1.6183 0.04835 262 149 64 49
6 He said it’s not him but he gets asked that all the time. 1.6115 0.04502 278 153 80 45
7 He walked past me like I didn’t exist. 1.6103 0.04640 272 153 72 47
8 He asked for us to wait here while he gets his camera. 1.6082 0.04506 291 165 75 51
9 Oh, so first he doesn't exist and now he's flirting with me? 1.6070 0.04528 285 161 75 49
10 Once and for all, Bob, stop following us. It’s over. 1.6041 0.04432 293 165 79 49
11 He wants us to wait here while he gets his camera. He doesn't think think anyone will believe him. 1.6022 0.04497 279 156 78 45
12 He doesn’t believe in us either. 1.5932 0.04719 263 152 66 45
13 He says we're only allowed to take blurry photos. 1.5892 0.04473 297 174 71 52
14 He said he didn't believe in us either. 1.5880 0.04819 250 145 63 42
15 He acted like we don't even exist. 1.5872 0.04483 281 161 75 45
16 He said he doesn’t believe in us either. 1.5842 0.04539 279 162 71 46
17 Oh, he says he doesn't believe in you either. 1.5772 0.04333 272 151 85 36
18 I believe you owe me a dollar. 1.5740 0.04426 277 159 77 41
19 "Leave the phone in the car," you said! "There'll be no time for photos," you said! 1.5714 0.04661 266 158 64 44
20 Before you meet my family, there's something I need to tell you. 1.5714 0.04233 308 179 82 47
21 Would it kill you to, just once, ask someone for directions? 1.5681 0.04311 301 177 77 47
22 He said he always believed we existed. 1.5678 0.04419 273 157 77 39
23 Yeah, he saw us, but they'll never believe him 1.5666 0.04351 293 172 76 45
24 He said he's not surprised; he's questioned his own existence his whole life. 1.5620 0.04748 258 156 59 43
25 He said that he doesn't believe in us either. 1.5614 0.04449 285 170 70 45
26 I think we should start seeing other species. 1.5606 0.04148 289 163 90 36
27 We went on one date! How was I supposed to know we would run into him here? 1.5587 0.04815 247 149 58 40
28 He's a lot less blurry in person. 1.5581 0.04374 267 153 79 35
29 Still think we should have left our phones in the car Mr. Be In The Moment? 1.5580 0.04564 276 167 64 45
30 He’s leaving. Apparently he’s late for a summit meeting. 1.5574 0.04159 296 170 87 39
31 He says he never really believed in us either. 1.5556 0.04440 279 166 71 42
32 He can't believe we're real. He's going to get a camera. 1.5547 0.04443 274 162 72 40
33 He was going to come down until I told him who the president is. 1.5504 0.05001 258 167 40 51
34 He ignored us like we didn't even exist. 1.5435 0.04511 276 169 64 43
35 'We'll leave our smartphones in the car,' you said. 'Let's really be in the moment this time,' you said. 1.5418 0.04495 275 168 65 42
36 He said if anyone asks, we haven’t seen him. 1.5415 0.04495 253 149 71 33
37 Nice try, but I'm not falling for "made you look" again! 1.5385 0.04346 299 185 67 47
38 Just man up and ask him for directions 1.5371 0.04369 283 172 70 41
39 He asked us to wait here while he got his camera. He said if he doesn't take our picture, his friends won't believe we exist. 1.5367 0.04205 300 181 77 42
40 Sure, Rich, and Santa Claus is right behind you. Now can we please get back to talking about what happened last night? 1.5356 0.04094 295 173 86 36
41 He's really let himself go since the impeachment. In fact I wasn't sure it was really him till he grabbed my ass 1.5345 0.04532 290 185 55 50
42 He says the real abomination is your cargo pants." 1.5336 0.04092 298 176 85 37
43 First person we see in days and you STILL won't ask for directions! 1.5316 0.04391 269 162 71 36
44 He said there’s no such thing as human beings and no one will believe he saw us. 1.5308 0.04506 260 158 66 36
45 The difference is, he, unlike you, is evolving. 1.5305 0.04513 262 160 65 37
46 He said, due to the government shutdown, the rest rooms are closed. 1.5300 0.04568 283 181 54 48
47 He's going to try 'outdoorsy' instead of 'abominable' in his dating profile 1.5284 0.04147 282 166 83 33
48 No! I will not "look behind me", and stop trying to change the subject. 1.5267 0.04482 281 177 60 44
49 He's a legend around here. 1.5255 0.04300 274 165 74 35
50 It's 2019. We don't use the word "abominable" anymore. 1.5253 0.04378 257 153 73 31
51 I’m not falling for that “he’s right behind you” trick. 1.5252 0.04344 278 170 70 38
52 He’s less blurry in person. 1.5249 0.04429 261 158 69 34
53 As soon as he's out of the way, can you take my picture ? 1.5235 0.04504 277 175 59 43
54 Sorry, but I was cold, he's covered in fur. It just happened. 1.5228 0.04205 285 172 77 36
55 I obviously made my decision! Please stop following us! 1.5214 0.04467 280 177 60 43
56 That guy? He’s a legend around here. 1.5211 0.04157 284 170 80 34
57 All I said was "I've seen bigger". 1.5177 0.04298 282 174 70 38
58 I hate it when you won't ask locals for directions. 1.5170 0.04356 294 187 62 45
59 He doesn't think we're real. 1.5169 0.04253 296 185 69 42
60 He says he might have the right charger. 1.5148 0.04078 305 187 79 39
61 He said he was ready to go public, but with the government shutdown, no one at the Smithsonian picked up the phone. 1.5128 0.04498 273 174 58 41
62 If we could just stop arguing, we might actually see something interesting! 1.5128 0.04468 273 173 60 40
63 Let’s leave our phones home,” you said 1.5125 0.04398 281 178 62 41
64 Can't you just ask for directions, he's clearly a local. 1.5117 0.04247 299 189 67 43
65 Unlike you, I'm fine with asking a local for directions. 1.5106 0.04098 284 171 81 32
66 No, it is his brother Abysmal. 1.5099 0.04467 253 156 65 32
67 You and your 'let's experience the hike and not bring a camera' 1.5092 0.04307 271 167 70 34
68 He’s mature, ruggedly handsome, and not lost. Owen, this is goodbye. 1.5091 0.04133 275 165 80 30
69 He saw me but said his friends would never believe him. 1.5075 0.04470 268 170 60 38
70 SERIOUSLY, he whistled at me, and you do NOTHING? 1.5071 0.04352 280 177 64 39
71 No, Craig, I don’t believe Bigfoot is over my left shoulder. I believe you have commitment issues. 1.5061 0.04577 245 153 60 32
72 You never look at ME like that. 1.5046 0.04700 218 133 60 25
73 Climate change has everyone relocating. 1.5039 0.04592 254 162 56 36
74 Don't bother. He's lost too. 1.5036 0.04226 278 172 72 34
75 He doesn't believe in you either. 1.5035 0.04329 282 179 64 39
76 I told you getting a guide off the internet was risky. 1.5018 0.04166 275 168 76 31
77 He said he'll come back down after the 2020 election. 1.5017 0.04271 287 182 66 39
78 He doesn't believe we exist 1.5017 0.04149 293 183 73 37
79 He said, "I exist. Get over it. 1.5000 0.04177 274 168 75 31
80 He says we don't exist. 1.4982 0.04311 281 179 64 38
81 Oh, like we don’t run into your exes every time we go grocery shopping. 1.4982 0.04298 277 175 66 36
82 For once, can you just admit I was right? 1.4981 0.04445 265 169 60 36
83 I swear, if you say, "Are we there yeti?" one more time.... 1.4981 0.04595 261 170 52 39
84 Let's get back to nature", you said. "Leave the cell phones in the cabin", you said 1.4980 0.04572 253 162 56 35
85 He says it's not us..he can't get cell service either. 1.4966 0.04073 292 181 77 34
86 He said it’s always been on his bucket list, too. 1.4965 0.04047 286 175 80 31
87 Well, Mr. Know-It-All, it looks like that wasn't fresh grizzly bear scat we've been seeing on the trail today. 1.4962 0.04433 266 170 60 36
88 He says he will give us each a pair of skis if we sit through a time share presentation. 1.4961 0.04537 258 166 56 36
89 ‘He said that he had never actually believed that we existed before now.’ 1.4949 0.04120 293 184 73 36
90 I don't see why people think being blind takes away from the hiking experience. We aren't missing a thing! 1.4942 0.04449 257 163 61 33
91 I'm sorry, Todd. But he just seems better prepared for what's ahead. 1.4940 0.04339 249 153 69 27
92 He’s blurrier in pictures. 1.4927 0.04364 274 176 61 37
93 You’re supposed to say ‘Snowperson’. 1.4919 0.04162 307 199 65 43
94 That reminds me; did you call your Mother? 1.4917 0.04649 240 154 54 32
95 Jason has really changed since being on the paleo diet. 1.4898 0.04577 245 157 56 32
96 He said we have to leave. The park is closed. 1.4891 0.04271 274 174 66 34
97 Quick, give me the grainiest camera you have. 1.4879 0.04332 289 190 57 42
98 I thought YOU were bringing the camera. 1.4876 0.04169 283 179 70 34
99 He’s the new Secretary of the Interior. 1.4876 0.04229 283 181 66 36
100 He’s having a wall built and he says we’re paying for it. 1.4875 0.04512 281 189 47 45
101 No problem! He doesn't believe in us either. 1.4869 0.04190 267 166 72 29
102 No, I told YOU to bring the camera! 1.4861 0.04115 288 182 72 34
103 Balding, orange hair, small paws, thinks he's the King of the mountain . . . . I'm sure it's him. 1.4856 0.03973 313 199 76 38
104 Seriously! Why is it so hard for you men to ask for directions?! 1.4851 0.04278 268 170 66 32
105 Way to go, genius! The politically-correct term is 'Sasquatch-American'! 1.4851 0.04406 268 174 58 36
106 I trust him, he's a local. 1.4844 0.04104 289 183 72 34
107 He said to "unfollow" him. 1.4844 0.04357 256 162 64 30
108 All the brochure said was “Expert Guide.” 1.4839 0.03950 310 196 78 36
109 No one is going to believe us! The first blind couple to hike to the peak! 1.4829 0.04661 263 178 43 42
110 No. I was water bottles. You were camera. 1.4825 0.04105 315 207 64 44
111 Do you still want to meet others matching your DNA? 1.4824 0.04390 284 189 53 42
112 Why is it always my "stupid camera" when we leave it in the car? 1.4820 0.04193 278 177 68 33
113 He says since 2016, he doesn't feel all that abominable. 1.4820 0.04345 278 182 58 38
114 Nobody will believe him when he says he saw us. 1.4812 0.04431 266 174 56 36
115 That was awkward. 1.4797 0.04274 271 174 64 33
116 ...aloof, a bit abrupt, but certainly not abominable. 1.4796 0.04265 269 172 65 32
117 What do you mean you forgot to bring the camera? 1.4790 0.03905 309 195 80 34
118 The Big Foot is not actually his most notable feature. 1.4786 0.04201 280 180 66 34
119 Great. Today would be the day you forget your camera. 1.4783 0.04152 276 175 70 31
120 We haven’t seen a soul in days and now, you’re too proud to ask for directions?! 1.4780 0.04208 295 194 61 40
121 I found our sperm donor. 1.4778 0.04258 293 194 58 41
122 This is not what I expected when they said we'd have a native tour guide. 1.4767 0.03670 300 180 97 23
123 Suddenly you look better to me. 1.4765 0.04013 277 172 78 27
124 Well, at least HE's not afraid to ask for directions. 1.4755 0.04365 286 192 52 42
125 Yeah, but I never thought I'd see Trump in the White House either. 1.4755 0.04538 265 178 48 39
126 We're high, but not that high, are we? 1.4749 0.03943 299 189 78 32
127 I'm not looking at that hairy butt for the next ten thousand feet! 1.4749 0.04141 259 161 73 25
128 'Let's live in the moment,' you say...'NO phones, NO cameras'. Wayda go, Brad." 1.4746 0.04307 276 181 59 36
129 He says he can’t help us because he doesn’t actually exist. 1.4737 0.04436 247 159 59 29
130 The old “Look behind you” joke. Creative Paul! 1.4735 0.04388 245 156 62 27
131 Would it kill you to ask for directions? 1.4733 0.04349 262 170 60 32
132 He said time waits for snowman. 1.4731 0.04118 279 178 70 31
133 Fine, if you won’t ask him for directions I will. 1.4724 0.04380 254 164 60 30
134 If your goal for today was to make a yeti cry, then congratulations Tom.... 1.4722 0.04228 288 190 60 38
135 He asked me who was President. I told him and he laughed. 1.4718 0.04089 301 197 66 38
136 Yeah, like I'm gonna trust the guy who needs a pole to hike up this mountain versus the one who's doing it butt ass naked. 1.4717 0.04410 265 175 55 35
137 He says he's going to a summit meeting. 1.4716 0.03992 282 177 77 28
138 I refuse to have this conversation every time we run into one of my ex boyfriends! 1.4716 0.04267 282 186 59 37
139 I think this ancestry-DNA search has taken us as far as we want it to 1.4714 0.03933 297 188 78 31
140 Furloughed. He works in the park. 1.4710 0.04214 276 179 64 33
141 No, you said YOU were going to bring the camera. 1.4710 0.04087 276 175 72 29
142 See, even he asked for directions! 1.4710 0.04182 276 178 66 32
143 Crap, he's lost too. 1.4704 0.04186 270 173 67 30
144 He asked if we'd wait here while he gets his video camera. 1.4701 0.04309 251 160 64 27
145 He just wanted the WiFi password for the lodge. 1.4699 0.04461 266 178 51 37
146 He has cousins in Oregon. 1.4691 0.04097 275 175 71 29
147 Remember when you said my camera would be too much extra weight? 1.4690 0.04148 290 190 64 36
148 Well, maybe you should treat him like he exists… 1.4685 0.03982 286 181 76 29
149 Bigfoot doesn’t believe in you either. 1.4681 0.04054 282 180 72 30
150 He said he's going to build a wall and the valley residents are going to pay for it. 1.4676 0.04312 278 185 56 37
151 Jesus, Doug, you can't just call someone "abominable" 1.4674 0.04396 276 186 51 39
152 Time in the Trump White House definitely changes a person. 1.4674 0.04366 276 185 53 38
153 I suppose you forgot the camera again. 1.4669 0.03996 302 196 71 35
154 NO, "Are we there yeti?" is NOT a funny joke when he's standing right there!! 1.4669 0.03996 302 196 71 35
155 I’m going with him. HE was willing to stop and ask for directions. 1.4662 0.04222 296 199 56 41
156 Why am I the one who always has to ask for directions? 1.4653 0.04094 303 201 63 39
157 He said he's heading north before there's a wall going into Canada. 1.4648 0.04525 256 172 49 35
158 He said he'd be right back with a non-disclosure agreement. 1.4648 0.04153 284 186 64 34
159 I don't care what he is, we're asking for directions! 1.4647 0.03992 269 168 77 24
160 And Yeti persisted. 1.4643 0.04074 280 180 70 30
161 He finds "abominable" offensive and prefers "snowperson." 1.4642 0.04199 293 196 58 39
162 He says it's only another hundred yards to the summit, but that he wasn't expecting visitors and we should give him a few minutes to straighten the place up. 1.4642 0.04070 265 167 73 25
163 It's 2019 - the correct term is abominable snowperson 1.4642 0.04174 265 170 67 28
164 His big foot isn't the first thing I noticed. 1.4638 0.04243 276 182 60 34
165 He said that his mountain is closed because of the government shut down 1.4635 0.04359 274 184 53 37
166 You stare at his ass for the next 5,000 feet if you like. I'm going back to the chalet 1.4631 0.03863 298 189 80 29
167 Quick... Grab the camera that only takes blurry pictures! 1.4623 0.04238 292 197 55 40
168 It would seem more real to me if there were footprints. 1.4613 0.04172 271 176 65 30
169 That's another "no" for chief of staff. 1.4610 0.04451 269 183 48 38
170 Too late. He's already signed with Nike. 1.4605 0.03947 304 198 72 34
171 You and your "Let's leave our phones at the lodge." 1.4595 0.04026 296 194 68 34
172 Great, the day we decide to 'be present' and leave our smartphones behind! 1.4583 0.04114 264 169 69 26
173 The Iceman Leave-ith. 1.4579 0.04154 297 200 58 39
174 He asked that we get off his lawn. 1.4579 0.03948 273 172 77 24
175 If anyone is acting abominable right now it’s you, Brad. 1.4578 0.03799 308 197 81 30
176 I was lost. He kept me warm. 1.4574 0.04112 282 185 65 32
177 I think the acid is kicking in. 1.4574 0.04360 258 171 56 31
178 You won't believe this, I just saw Steve Bannon in the nude. 1.4572 0.04450 269 184 47 38
179 Well, I like him. He doesn't talk about himself all the time. 1.4570 0.03898 291 186 77 28
180 Why won't you ever ask anyone for directions, Carl? 1.4569 0.04480 232 151 56 25
181 Don't worry,if it was real it would have footprints. 1.4560 0.04463 250 167 52 31
182 We get as far away from New York as we can and, like, literally on the first day, BOOM, celebrity sighting! 1.4558 0.03913 283 180 77 26
183 See, easy. I don't get why you men are so scared of asking for directions. 1.4558 0.04070 283 185 67 31
184 I don’t think your dad likes me. 1.4556 0.04381 259 173 54 32
185 NO GEORGE, my nipples are hard because it’s COLD! 1.4552 0.04356 279 191 49 39
186 He said to wait while he gets his family. They don't believe in Smallfoot. 1.4552 0.04267 279 188 55 36
187 Aloof, yes — abominable seems excessive though. 1.4545 0.04027 275 177 71 27
188 He's Sasquatch, but he identifies as Yeti. 1.4545 0.04482 264 181 46 37
189 He wants us off his lawn. 1.4545 0.04187 286 192 58 36
190 He’s just run back for his camera - I told him we wouldn’t mind waiting. 1.4542 0.04150 284 189 61 34
191 Really, Larry? CHEWBACCA? 1.4542 0.04485 251 169 50 32
192 He wanted to know if we had any weed. 1.4536 0.04006 280 181 71 28
193 I know, but he says he has wi-fi back at his place. 1.4535 0.04323 258 171 57 30
194 Wow, and to think all this time the legend has been about the size of his foot. 1.4532 0.04247 278 187 56 35
195 You had to ask him right off about evolution? 1.4532 0.04185 278 185 60 33
196 What do you mean, you don't have the camera?! 1.4530 0.03966 287 186 72 29
197 Now you want to ask for directions! 1.4529 0.04081 276 180 67 29
198 He said he thought we were a hoax. 1.4529 0.04048 276 179 69 28
199 Abominable yes, but in a good way. 1.4524 0.04102 252 160 70 22
200 I showed him the video but he still thinks Trump is a mythical beast. 1.4522 0.04222 272 181 59 32
201 All he asked was, is Trump still president?” 1.4518 0.04110 301 204 58 39
202 She's pissed because Everybody thinks she's a male. 1.4516 0.04235 279 188 56 35
203 He may be abominable but at least he hasn't been complaining the whole trip. 1.4513 0.04101 277 182 65 30
204 You go first now, I’m tired of looking at his ass 1.4513 0.04101 277 182 65 30
205 This happens literally every time I forget my phone. 1.4509 0.03959 275 176 74 25
206 Cool! What's next on your bucket list? 1.4508 0.03946 295 193 71 31
207 You SERIOUSLY did not bring a camera? 1.4508 0.04181 264 173 63 28
208 Why? He makes me laugh. That's why. 1.4507 0.04027 284 186 68 30
209 Well, Daniel, if you really must know, he said I could do better. 1.4504 0.04047 282 185 67 30
210 I'm just dying to ask 'Are we there, Yeti?' 1.4504 0.04047 282 185 67 30
211 He's pretending we don't exist. 1.4502 0.04073 291 194 63 34
212 Bro, if you aren't sure, use gender neutral pronouns. 1.4502 0.04015 291 192 67 32
213 Incredible! He wasn't ashamed to ask for directions. 1.4493 0.04078 296 199 61 36
214 I could not understand him. He was talking in Yetish. 1.4490 0.03980 314 212 63 39
215 I really think it’s time to swallow your pride and ask for directions, Steve. 1.4488 0.04036 283 186 67 30
216 It's definitely time for the oxygen. 1.4488 0.03878 283 181 77 25
217 What’ could possibly be more important than what I have to say?! 1.4484 0.04088 281 186 64 31
218 I know what a Yeti is. It's your mansplaining I find abominable. 1.4484 0.04018 310 210 61 39
219 The politically correct phrase is "Hirsute-American" 1.4483 0.04386 261 177 51 33
220 Actually, I expected a female president to appear first. 1.4477 0.04256 277 188 54 35
221 He said you’re hallucinating, probably dehydrated, and drink more water. 1.4472 0.04086 284 189 63 32
222 He said to tell Mr. Trump,he isn't interested in being Attorney General! 1.4467 0.04225 300 209 48 43
223 I asked, “Are we there, Yeti?” but he didn’t even crack a smile. 1.4465 0.04066 271 177 67 27
224 A picture is worth a thousand words only if someone's husband didn't forget the camera ! 1.4460 0.03959 278 180 72 26
225 He’s upset. He found out what ‘abominable’ means. 1.4460 0.04114 287 193 60 34
226 He was really very nice. All he wanted was a selfie to prove that humans actually exist. 1.4456 0.03953 294 194 69 31
227 He prefers "Differently-Sized Foot." 1.4453 0.04132 265 174 64 27
228 The iceman goeth 1.4449 0.04250 272 184 55 33
229 Apparently "yeti" is no longer politically correct. 1.4448 0.03960 281 183 71 27
230 I didn't like his altitude. 1.4444 0.04043 288 192 64 32
231 What happens on K-2,stays on K-2. 1.4444 0.03939 270 173 74 23
232 Quit being so stubborn and ask him for directions! 1.4440 0.04034 277 182 67 28
233 He says the restrooms are closed during the shutdown. 1.4440 0.04285 277 190 51 36
234 I asked, but he's not from around here. 1.4440 0.04432 232 153 55 24
235 Actually, I'd say more "rude" than "abominable." 1.4436 0.04085 266 174 66 26
236 Why are you always afraid to ask for directions? 1.4436 0.04435 257 176 48 33
237 I met him on Timber. 1.4427 0.04269 262 176 56 30
238 I don’t know why they call him abominable. He’s delightful. 1.4418 0.03971 292 194 67 31
239 If he comes back, just tell him that you meant to say "adorable." 1.4414 0.04272 256 171 57 28
240 Okay, Mr. Mountaineer, now you can tell people even Bigfoot thinks you’re a jerk. 1.4411 0.04222 263 176 58 29
241 He wanted to know if there REALLY is a Donald Trump. 1.4410 0.04101 288 195 59 34
242 Look at me when I'm talking to you! 1.4410 0.04071 288 194 61 33
243 We got our selfie. Now let's go before we miss the plane to Loch Ness. 1.4409 0.04260 279 192 51 36
244 He's going to put his clothes on, he didn't know we were up here. 1.4406 0.04315 261 177 53 31
245 I guess that wasn’t moose scat. 1.4404 0.04222 277 189 54 34
246 We just had coffee, I swear. 1.4396 0.03974 273 178 70 25
247 Oh, like your back is any less hairy. 1.4394 0.04030 289 194 63 32
248 I'm sorry John. I've found my missing link. 1.4394 0.04070 264 173 66 25
249 Why is it so hard to just admit when you're lost and ask for directions? 1.4390 0.04198 287 198 52 37
250 How come nobody is leaving footprints? 1.4386 0.04072 285 192 61 32
251 From now on, I'm in charge of packing the camera. 1.4385 0.04257 260 175 56 29
252 He makes me feel like a natural woman. 1.4382 0.04002 267 174 69 24
253 No, he doesn't talk, but he smiled when I called him "Chewbacca." 1.4382 0.04002 267 174 69 24
254 He thought we were just a myth. 1.4380 0.04128 274 184 60 30
255 They never believe him, but he's going to tell his friends he spotted us. 1.4379 0.03929 290 192 69 29
256 And I thought you had a hairy ass. 1.4377 0.04264 265 180 54 31
257 He just wanted to know if Mueller had completed the investigation yet. 1.4377 0.04197 265 178 58 29
258 He said: 'You never saw me' 1.4375 0.04009 288 193 64 31
259 NOW you're telling me you forgot the camera?! 1.4375 0.04084 272 181 63 28
260 Aloof, maybe, but abominable? 1.4373 0.03977 279 184 68 27
261 Quit trying to make me look. 1.4371 0.03811 286 185 77 24
262 Yes, I'm going with him. He's confident, reliable and doesn't carry a custom walking stick! 1.4366 0.04172 284 195 54 35
263 Well how much would you have tipped him? 1.4364 0.03978 291 195 65 31
264 He said, "Go back and tell them that my name is NOT Bigfoot, Yeti, or Sasquatch. It's Frank. My name is Frank." 1.4364 0.03985 275 181 68 26
265 Ask me again in 9 months. 1.4361 0.04285 266 182 52 32
266 He wanted to know if we had any Grey Poupon. 1.4361 0.03759 305 200 77 28
267 Dude. Stop asking 'are we there, Yeti?' 1.4360 0.04344 250 169 53 28
268 YOU tell him he's off trail. 1.4359 0.04105 273 183 61 29
269 Don't you just hate getting passed by someone older than you. 1.4353 0.04114 278 188 59 31
270 “We’ve been invited up for drinks at six.” 1.4353 0.03920 278 182 71 25
271 Maybe you're the abominable one, Gary. 1.4353 0.04082 278 187 61 30
272 He said he's tired of submitting cartoon captions to the New Yorker and getting rejected ... 1.4351 0.04196 262 176 58 28
273 He's looking for a open bathroom since the park has been shut down..... 1.4349 0.04377 269 188 45 36
274 What you see on this mountain, stays on this mountain. 1.4343 0.03860 297 197 71 29
275 Wow, that was a near myth! 1.4343 0.04004 297 202 61 34
276 Rob! He was just starting to trust us! “Are we there yeti!?” Really?! 1.4342 0.03824 304 202 72 30
277 He hasn't seen him, either. 1.4342 0.03986 281 187 66 28
278 Roger, I'm leaving you. Size matters. 1.4340 0.04126 288 198 55 35
279 We have to wait here while they review our asylum request. 1.4338 0.04015 272 180 66 26
280 He says he's building a wall, and he wants us to pay for it. 1.4337 0.04466 249 172 46 31
281 Nudists have had to adapt to the climate up here. 1.4335 0.04183 263 177 58 28
282 We both listed "like to hike" on our profiles and he's vegan too. 1.4333 0.04036 270 179 65 26
283 If you won't ask him for directions, I will. 1.4333 0.04398 240 162 52 26
284 He said he's going to the summit on climate change. 1.4331 0.04018 284 191 63 30
285 Has it ever occurred to you that perhaps you're the abominable one, Craig? 1.4327 0.04081 275 185 61 29
286 I'd rather just follow him on Twitter. 1.4327 0.03982 275 182 67 26
287 He says, “If you were hung like he is, you wouldn’t wear pants either.” 1.4325 0.04144 289 200 53 36
288 Yeti persisted... 1.4321 0.04090 280 190 59 31
289 He wolf-whistled me and you just stand there doing nothing? 1.4318 0.04307 264 182 50 32
290 And you just couldn't, possibly, have asked him for directions ? 1.4317 0.04223 271 186 53 32
291 ...let's leave our Iphones at the camp site and enjoy nature without any outside distractions." Well, what a great idea that turned out to be. 1.4315 0.03966 292 197 64 31
292 I think we are officially too high now. 1.4312 0.03710 320 213 76 31
293 JUST ASK FOR DIRECTIONS! 1.4312 0.04180 269 183 56 30
294 What do you mean he makes you feel inadequate. 1.4312 0.04037 276 185 63 28
295 I don't believe in you either! 1.4312 0.03904 276 181 71 24
296 He's not coming back down until Trump is impeached. 1.4311 0.04027 283 191 62 30
297 What do you mean you forgot the camera!? 1.4308 0.04303 253 172 53 28
298 I already told you, Gary, he’s just a friend from college. 1.4308 0.04287 260 178 52 30
299 He was asking about the Mueller investigation. 1.4301 0.04242 272 188 51 33
300 With Jim and Nancy deep in conversation, yet again, the illusive Yeti escapes unnoticed. 1.4297 0.04215 263 179 55 29
301 Don't look at me like I don't exist. 1.4297 0.04181 263 178 57 28
302 No, really, Josh. I think he'd be perfect for your sister. 1.4296 0.03921 284 189 68 27
303 He says we're a figment of his imagination. 1.4291 0.03951 261 170 70 21
304 Nice work, now he’s offended. It’s 2019, they are called Abominal Snow PEOPLE. 1.4291 0.04274 261 179 52 30
305 You know how angry it makes me when you don’t look at me when I’m speaking to you. 1.4291 0.03964 289 195 64 30
306 Gary, I NEVER said back hair was a deal breaker. 1.4290 0.03915 303 206 64 33
307 I'm leaving. And yes, Dan, size does matter. 1.4286 0.04332 259 179 49 31
308 Downwind is not where to be. 1.4281 0.03750 292 191 77 24
309 I've met someone. 1.4280 0.03917 257 166 72 19
310 Well, there's a busted myth--he seemed perfectly lovely. 1.4275 0.03868 276 181 72 23
311 Well if that's how you feel maybe you shouldn't have put "adventurous" in your profile 1.4275 0.03832 269 174 75 20
312 Stop changing the subject again like you did at that lake in Scotland! 1.4275 0.04329 262 182 48 32
313 Quick. Go ask if he'll take our picture. 1.4271 0.03942 288 194 65 29
314 I've been lying to you,Dave. Size does matter. 1.4270 0.04153 274 188 55 31
315 Jesus Christ, will you stop following me Greg! I’m with Harry now. It’s time for you to let go. 1.4265 0.04191 279 194 51 34
316 You never liked ANY of my boyfriends! 1.4264 0.03905 258 167 72 19
317 That reminds me. My mother-in-law is coming to visit next week. 1.4260 0.04214 277 193 50 34
318 I thought you brought the camera 1.4259 0.04247 263 181 52 30
319 A little surly, sure, but abominable? 1.4258 0.03681 310 205 78 27
320 He said he came down to get his "23 and me" results. 1.4257 0.03995 303 210 57 36
321 He called me Snowflake, Roger. Are you going to let him get away with that? 1.4256 0.04022 289 198 59 32
322 He said if you keep whistling he's going to eat us, and I agree. 1.4255 0.04077 275 187 59 29
323 He said that from now on he'd prefer to be known as 'The Somewhat Ill-Tempered Snowperson.' 1.4255 0.03944 275 183 67 25
324 YOU ask to take a selfie with him! 1.4253 0.03698 308 204 77 27
325 I’m not asking for directions! Let’s just follow him, he looks local. 1.4247 0.03961 292 199 62 31
326 Not to be nitpicky, but I think you're supposed to say, 'Abominable SnowPERSON.' 1.4244 0.04213 238 158 59 21
327 I said are we there?”He said “Not Yeti. 1.4242 0.04096 264 178 60 26
328 He told us to get off his lawn. 1.4242 0.04268 264 183 50 31
329 He says he's not coming down until after the 2020 elections. 1.4242 0.04335 264 185 46 33
330 Oh just ASK 1.4242 0.03989 264 175 66 23
331 We can digital detox in February, Stu - Gimme the damned iPhone. 1.4241 0.04186 290 205 47 38
332 He just needed to borrow my chapstick. 1.4240 0.03896 283 189 68 26
333 Actually, it's your attitude that I find abominable. 1.4237 0.04154 262 178 57 27
334 We can still claim First Ascent. No one will believe in him. 1.4236 0.04031 288 198 58 32
335 And you wasted your batteries posting trail pics on Instagram. 1.4236 0.03940 288 195 64 29
336 Turns out they’re not that rare. 1.4235 0.03817 281 185 73 23
337 Yeah,yeah,yeah,I'm sure the YETI is behind me. I'm not falling for that line again! 1.4235 0.03883 281 187 69 25
338 Well, there goes the best guide ever. I TOLD you he wouldn’t want to be in your selfie! 1.4228 0.03959 298 205 60 33
339 He says, no thanks, he's satisfied with his current Internet provider. 1.4228 0.03872 298 202 66 30
340 I think we're going to need another pronoun. 1.4228 0.03754 298 198 74 26
341 You can only ask “Are we there Yeti?” so many times. 1.4228 0.04141 272 187 55 30
342 I asked him what the conditions were at the top and all he said was "abominable." 1.4227 0.03940 291 198 63 30
343 That wasn't 'black ice' you stepped into on the way up! 1.4225 0.04236 258 177 53 28
344 You were right,it is worth it to get a local guide. 1.4224 0.04053 277 189 59 29
345 Seriously, Chris? Abominable? It's 2019. 1.4224 0.04053 277 189 59 29
346 He says he eats only locally sourced hikers. 1.4222 0.03959 270 180 66 24
347 I asked him “Are we there Yeti?” Apparently he doesn’t like puns. 1.4221 0.03960 289 197 62 30
348 Good news--he says there IS cell service at the top! 1.4219 0.03961 256 168 68 20
349 Why do you always have to bring up politics as soon as we meet someone? 1.4216 0.03918 287 194 65 28
350 Sure, he's abominable, but at least he listens 1.4215 0.04056 261 175 62 24
351 All he said was that ‘abominable’ is derogatory, and kept walking 1.4214 0.04020 280 191 60 29
352 If it weren't for the snow blindness, I'm sure we'd be seeing something amazing right now. 1.4214 0.03891 280 187 68 25
353 I don’t know what he wanted, I don’t speak French. 1.4213 0.04356 254 177 47 30
354 No Karen, I will not ask him for directions! 1.4211 0.03810 285 189 72 24
355 Why didn't you ask him for directions? 1.4211 0.04242 266 185 50 31
356 I guess not everyone needs a $300 European trekking pole, Julian. 1.4211 0.04106 266 181 58 27
357 A rarer sighting would be you committing to me. 1.4209 0.04081 297 209 51 37
358 What do I have to do to get you to ask for directions? 1.4209 0.03939 297 204 61 32
359 He seems more irritable than abominable. 1.4207 0.03843 271 178 72 21
360 He said a picture is fine. He just needs to throw on some pants and grab a release form. 1.4205 0.03925 283 191 65 27
361 I'm sorry Brandon, but I needed to find out if what they say about big feet is true 1.4203 0.04095 276 190 56 30
362 I don't care how famous he is, just ask him for directions 1.4202 0.04026 257 171 64 22
363 I can't believe you didn't ask him for directions. 1.4201 0.03781 288 191 73 24
364 He's depressed. No one believes in him any more. 1.4201 0.03716 269 173 79 17
365 I thought you had the camera. 1.4199 0.03913 281 189 66 26
366 Go ahead and laugh....you can't even grow a decent mouscache! 1.4199 0.03913 281 189 66 26
367 Of course you think it’s a ‘he.’ 1.4198 0.03889 293 199 65 29
368 Awkwardly introverted and bit self conscious, but hardly abominable. 1.4197 0.03984 274 185 63 26
369 He says he doesn't want to be Chief of Staff. 1.4197 0.04275 274 194 45 35
370 He's not abominable, he's French. 1.4197 0.03777 305 206 70 29
371 Would it have killed you to call him 'Mister' Bigfoot? 1.4196 0.04197 255 174 55 26
372 We must be Really high. 1.4195 0.04094 267 182 58 27
373 Let’s leave our phones in the car,” you said 1.4195 0.04162 267 184 54 29
374 And I suppose you're going to say this is all in my head too? 1.4194 0.04093 279 193 55 31
375 Just ask him for directions already! 1.4192 0.03968 291 200 60 31
376 Oh, Harold. It was nothing, a one time thing. On a totally different mountain. 1.4190 0.04100 284 198 53 33
377 Bob, I've met someone. 1.4189 0.04150 265 182 55 28
378 He's lost too! 1.4189 0.04185 265 183 53 29
379 Abominable Snow MAN"?! Now go apologize to her right now 1.4188 0.03693 308 206 75 27
380 He said he's trying to find himself 1.4188 0.04050 277 190 58 29
381 He said wait here, we can take a picture, but he wants to get his hat first. 1.4184 0.04025 294 205 55 34
382 No, he said it wasn't him. 1.4181 0.03977 287 197 60 30
383 You’re really going to mansplain a Yeti to me right now?!?! 1.4181 0.03860 299 204 65 30
384 Surprisingly, he has less back hair than you. 1.4179 0.04115 268 184 56 28
385 You had to bring up global warming, didn't you? 1.4179 0.03942 268 179 66 23
386 He's up to 12,000 steps. 1.4178 0.03957 292 201 60 31
387 When I said bring the YETI I meant the cooler. 1.4174 0.04280 242 165 53 24
388 Damnit, Jim - you NEVER want to ask for directions! 1.4173 0.04172 266 184 53 29
389 There! You hurt his feelings...happy now? 1.4173 0.03773 278 183 74 21
390 It looked like him, but it wasn’t him. 1.4170 0.04081 271 186 57 28
391 This is the last Airbnb I let you book. 1.4170 0.03986 283 194 60 29
392 He wanted to borrow a phone charger. 1.4170 0.03826 283 189 70 24
393 I thought he'd never leave. 1.4169 0.03956 295 204 59 32
394 He’s said I looked nothing at all like my Tinder profile. 1.4167 0.04060 276 190 57 29
395 At least I´m not too stubborn to ask directions. 1.4167 0.04060 276 190 57 29
396 All I said was, "Yeti or not?" Apparently he's heard that one before. 1.4167 0.03994 276 188 61 27
397 Don't worry... I gave him a fake number. 1.4167 0.04019 264 178 62 24
398 Since we're lost, this might not have been the best time to share that you don't believe in his existence. 1.4167 0.04027 276 189 59 28
399 He doesn’t know we exist either! 1.4167 0.03686 312 210 74 28
400 This tour guide is an absolute legend. 1.4167 0.03947 264 176 66 22
401 He does look like Chewbacca!” “You didn’t have to say that to his face. 1.4167 0.03947 264 176 66 22
402 Yet he...? Yet he, WHAT? 1.4167 0.04060 276 190 57 29
403 There's never a good time to say this, Phil... 1.4164 0.04005 293 204 56 33
404 I never thought this ancestry thing would take us this far. 1.4164 0.03877 281 189 67 25
405 I’m just saying, I know he was rude, but Abominable seems a bit harsh…” 1.4164 0.03942 281 191 63 27
406 It makes me wonder what else I've missed while endlessly staring at my phone. 1.4158 0.03961 303 212 56 35
407 I'm thinking of stopping shaving my legs. 1.4158 0.03995 279 191 60 28
408 Oh, now you know better than the locals? 1.4158 0.04122 279 195 52 32
409 He's abominable, Gary? We've been listening to you whine about your sinuses since base camp. 1.4157 0.04091 267 183 57 27
410 Are we really going to argue about this now? If it's on a mountain, it's a Yeti, not a Sasquatch! 1.4157 0.03915 267 178 67 22
411 NOW do you believe me? 1.4155 0.03705 296 197 75 24
412 Damn it. Quit saying there's a Yeti behind me because I will not fall for that again and again! 1.4155 0.03880 284 192 66 26
413 Now we're losing him. You just had to make one more prefrontal cortex joke, didn't you? 1.4154 0.04069 272 187 57 28
414 Yes, I'm sure those wild mushrooms were fine. Why? 1.4154 0.03829 272 180 71 21
415 He won't be back. He said that amid the events of 2018 he hardly feels abominable at all anymore. 1.4154 0.04276 260 182 48 30
416 Well you can't just call someone "abominable" before you get to know them. 1.4154 0.03914 260 172 68 20
417 'SnowPERSON' 1.4151 0.04043 265 180 60 25
418 I don’t think he’s going to give the camera back. 1.4150 0.04028 253 169 63 21
419 He said, "Sorry, I'm a tourist here myself". 1.4148 0.03804 311 214 65 32
420 I agreed to help him continue the species 1.4142 0.04113 268 185 55 28
421 Just ask! I'm sure it wouldn't be his first selfie. 1.4141 0.03696 297 198 75 24
422 Because he is everything you are not! 1.4139 0.03956 273 185 63 25
423 He said you can take pictures of his tracks but anything else and you’ll be hearing from his lawyers. 1.4137 0.03804 278 185 71 22
424 Oh my god it's a small world. He knows Sasquatch! 1.4135 0.03995 266 180 62 24
425 O.K., you win. But I still don't believe in seahorses. 1.4133 0.03818 300 205 66 29
426 Aren't we supposed to wait until he's far away and indiscernible, before we take a picture? 1.4132 0.03963 288 199 59 30
427 He's for a free Tibet in theory -- but no donation. 1.4130 0.03958 276 188 62 26
428 He wouldn’t stop talking about “An Inconvenient Truth.” 1.4130 0.03853 293 200 65 28
429 So, Yeti's a female! She asked for directions. 1.4128 0.04004 281 194 58 29
430 Compared to all the others, our guide is a legend. 1.4124 0.04045 274 189 57 28
431 He's also moving to Canada. 1.4124 0.03810 291 197 68 26
432 He wants to go where snowman has gone before. 1.4122 0.03854 296 203 64 29
433 I don't care if he's your friend... if he's going to hike with us he needs to wear pants! 1.4120 0.03983 267 181 62 24
434 He says he won't seat us until the rest of our party arrives. 1.4120 0.04223 267 188 48 31
435 Turns out it's pronounced "Yet-Tie" 1.4120 0.03972 284 196 59 29
436 You're the one who requested an authentic mountain guide! 1.4120 0.03941 284 195 61 28
437 Mansplain THAT! 1.4120 0.03865 301 208 62 31
438 He says we’re lost 1.4112 0.03633 304 203 77 24
439 It’s nothing like that. I just do his hair. 1.4111 0.04121 270 188 53 29
440 How was I supposed to know that Yeti is now a derogatory term? 1.4111 0.03773 270 178 73 19
441 He said "summit" is a noun, not a verb. 1.4106 0.04270 263 186 46 31
442 Pleasant guy; very opinionated about global warming 1.4106 0.04097 263 181 56 26
443 Maybe NOW you’ll ask for directions. 1.4105 0.04023 285 199 55 31
444 Sasquatch? you call a Yeti a Sasquatch? How do you expect him to react? 1.4105 0.03801 285 192 69 24
445 A little obnoxious but I wouldn’t say abominable. 1.4103 0.03787 290 196 69 25
446 He said he is not abominable, just misunderstood. 1.4103 0.03919 273 185 64 24
447 He said a sitting president can be indicted. 1.4098 0.04062 266 183 57 26
448 All I said was, "Trump." 1.4098 0.04166 266 186 51 29
449 Stop trying to change the subject... 1.4094 0.04086 276 193 53 30
450 Yes, I'm leaving you. He's just so comfortable in his own skin. 1.4093 0.03957 259 174 64 21
451 Amazing news! He's going to get us the wifi password. 1.4089 0.03994 269 184 60 25
452 It’s not just his foot that’s big. 1.4088 0.03852 296 204 63 29
453 He said, "No cash, no selfie." 1.4088 0.03908 274 186 64 24
454 Look at me when I’m talking to you, Harold. 1.4086 0.03717 301 204 71 26
455 Well, he's cheaper than the last guide and he really seems to know his way around! 1.4085 0.03874 284 194 64 26
456 He says to walk quietly because they are having a poetry reading. 1.4081 0.03996 272 187 59 26
457 It's not the size of his feet I found impressive. 1.4079 0.04138 277 196 49 32
458 He said the restaurant at the top is worth the effort. 1.4079 0.03739 277 184 73 20
459 You're not changing the subject, we're going to talk about why it's been 5 years and you haven't proposed! 1.4079 0.03834 304 211 62 31
460 Well, Bill, I guess this is goodbye. 1.4075 0.04141 265 185 52 28
461 I don't think so Tom, Yetis are blurrier than that. 1.4075 0.03919 292 203 59 30
462 You just had to go and mention you voted for Trump, didn't you? 1.4074 0.04043 297 212 49 36
463 I asked. No selfies. 1.4074 0.03871 297 206 61 30
464 He muttered, 'There goes the neighborhood". 1.4073 0.03896 275 187 64 24
465 Of course—ask the ten-foot-tall male for directions. To hell with my map, right? 1.4073 0.03930 275 188 62 25
466 Nobody says good morning anymore. 1.4073 0.04030 275 191 56 28
467 I've hiked the Canadian Rockies but this is my first time in Sasquatchewan. 1.4073 0.03930 275 188 62 25
468 He prefers to be called Larger-than-Average Foot. 1.4071 0.03676 280 185 76 19
469 So what if he gets there first? Who's he gonna to tell? 1.4071 0.03977 280 194 58 28
470 Now look what you've done! You don't smell so great after 4 days in the woods either. Now go apologize to him! 1.4070 0.03700 285 190 74 21
471 You know what's 'abominable,' Brandon? Your constant need to deflect. 1.4068 0.04199 263 185 49 29
472 I thought you said it would just be the two of us this time... 1.4068 0.03738 295 200 70 25
473 Neither of us believe in you, either. 1.4068 0.03948 295 207 56 32
474 His hands are tiny. 1.4068 0.03889 295 205 60 30
475 We can only take a selfie with him if we promise the photo will be blurry and out of focus. 1.4067 0.04072 268 186 55 27
476 You're always trying to change the subject...we need to talk about US! 1.4067 0.03813 300 207 64 29
477 The tour book did say that our guide would be a natural climber. 1.4064 0.03850 283 193 65 25
478 He prefers the term 'Hirsute Snowman.' 1.4062 0.03927 288 200 59 29
479 Hang on a sec .... he's going to grab his selfie stick. 1.4060 0.03881 266 179 66 21
480 You could at least have asked for directions! 1.4055 0.04085 254 174 57 23
481 The first sign of oxygen deprivation is hallucinating. 1.4055 0.03742 291 197 70 24
482 All I said was I thought he’d be a lot taller in person. 1.4052 0.03850 269 181 67 21
483 Turns out we’ve strayed onto private property. 1.4051 0.03972 274 189 59 26
484 Nevermind that. Why has the cartoonist neglected drawing in the footprints? 1.4051 0.04105 274 193 51 30
485 Where exactly did you hire our guide? 1.4051 0.03588 316 214 76 26
486 The only thing "abominable" on this mountain is your attitude towards meeting new people! 1.4049 0.04006 247 166 62 19
487 You're following in some pretty big footsteps. 1.4046 0.03717 304 208 69 27
488 He says enough already. Both he and climate change are real. 1.4045 0.03941 267 182 62 23
489 He may be abominable, but you are being insufferable. 1.4043 0.04039 277 194 54 29
490 "Were you expecting Julie Andrews?! 1.4043 0.03858 282 193 64 25
491 He says go away. The peak is closed due to the government shutdown. 1.4039 0.04257 255 180 47 28
492 Of course I didn't look. 1.4038 0.04274 265 190 43 32
493 Don't be jealous, Dave. How could I know he'd be up here? 1.4036 0.03810 280 190 67 23
494 It's a North Face onesie. 1.4034 0.04032 295 211 49 35
495 It’s over Jim, I live on the mountain with Satch now. 1.4034 0.03857 295 205 61 29
496 I'm leaving you for someone I can believe in . 1.4031 0.04111 258 179 54 25
497 He threw my walking stick off the mountain and whispered, "No one will ever believe you." 1.4029 0.03878 273 186 64 23
498 He's not so abominable when you get to know him. 1.4029 0.03947 273 188 60 25
499 'Abominable' is a slur, Jim. It's 2019. 1.4029 0.03913 273 187 62 24
500 He says that he'd like to have us for dinner. 1.4028 0.03943 283 197 58 28
501 Because he's not obsessed with manscaping, that's why! 1.4028 0.03814 283 193 66 24
502 Two young people doing an activity outdoors without taking a selfie- he said he thought that was only a myth! 1.4028 0.03879 283 195 62 26
503 Irascible, unforgettable, but not abominable 1.4027 0.03875 293 204 60 29
504 Jimmy really went paleo! 1.4026 0.03782 303 210 64 29
505 I found him to be very bominable, actually 1.4023 0.04280 256 182 45 29
506 Exactly where did you find this guide? 1.4023 0.03913 266 181 63 22
507 He said we can take his picture, but to wait until he's far away so that it will be really grainy. 1.4022 0.03827 271 183 67 21
508 I told him the park bathrooms are still closed. 1.4021 0.03610 291 194 77 20
509 He said the Summit Gift Shop is closed but the cafe is still open. 1.4021 0.03707 291 197 71 23
510 He asked how the Jets did this season, then just shook his head and walked away.” 1.4020 0.03846 296 206 61 29
511 I'm sorry, but I think he will keep me warmer tonight than you can. 1.4018 0.03725 331 234 61 36
512 He’s more expensive than other guides, but he knows these mountains like the back of his hand. 1.4016 0.04119 254 176 54 24
513 Please stop saying "ladies first". 1.4015 0.03970 264 181 60 23
514 Well, you dont look so great naked either. 1.4015 0.03882 269 183 64 22
515 Well, we did agree we'd both see other people. 1.4015 0.03832 274 186 66 22
516 He said it’s no fun anymore. Everybody’s abominable. 1.4014 0.04110 279 199 48 32
517 What? All I said was that I thought his feet would have been bigger. 1.4014 0.03885 279 192 62 25
518 Dale! Are you going to let him talk to me like that?! 1.4014 0.04056 284 202 50 32
519 And I was like 'Yeah, right. And I'm the missing link!' 1.4014 0.03820 289 199 64 26
520 For once, I agree with you - maybe we shouldn't ask for directions. 1.4007 0.03707 272 181 73 18
521 After you.... 1.4007 0.03802 277 188 67 22
522 No, I think you better use ’they/them’. 1.4007 0.04061 292 210 47 35
523 I thought you packed the camera. 1.4000 0.03871 290 202 60 28
524 He says it's a clothing optional peak. 1.4000 0.03835 270 183 66 21
525 I'm just wild about Hairy. 1.4000 0.04014 285 202 52 31
526 Next time I hire the guide. 1.4000 0.03778 290 199 66 25
527 I say we pass him. It's no picnic being downwind from Big Foot. 1.4000 0.03857 285 197 62 26
528 He says he does not identify as "abominable." 1.4000 0.04010 270 188 56 26
529 Ugh, it's so like him to show up and then just leave. 1.4000 0.03778 300 208 64 28
530 Really? All you have to say is that he looks a little bit like my uncle Fred? 1.4000 0.04049 260 180 56 24
531 You're not supposed to call them 'abominable' anymore. 1.3993 0.03735 298 205 67 26
532 No! I didn't have the camera. I thought you had the camera... 1.3993 0.03687 293 199 71 23
533 Do you know if altitude sickness can cause hallucinations? 1.3993 0.03764 288 197 67 24
534 Very funny, you had to ask him if he knew Chewbacca! 1.3993 0.03859 278 191 63 24
535 Sorry you had to find out this way. 1.3993 0.03706 268 178 73 17
536 Well maybe he thinks you're abominable. 1.3992 0.04180 258 182 49 27
537 He said if anyone should be called 'abominable' it's people like us who drink pumpkin spice lattes and drive a Prius." 1.3992 0.04357 238 168 45 25
538 No,YOU ask him for direction! 1.3986 0.03873 296 208 58 30
539 That explains all the yellow snow! 1.3986 0.03927 281 196 58 27
540 Relax, I said no. 1.3986 0.03796 281 192 66 23
541 So our Airbnb host seems cool. 1.3986 0.03775 276 187 68 21
542 Yes, Helen, I'm well aware of what they say about the size of a man's foot. 1.3985 0.03964 271 188 58 25
543 He went back to get his camera 1.3985 0.03859 271 185 64 22
544 Did you hear that? 'Tourists!' The smug ape called us tourists! 1.3985 0.03964 271 188 58 25
545 Apparently, no one has ever called him 'abominable' before. 1.3985 0.03873 266 181 64 21
546 he said he's making the Himalayas great again... 1.3979 0.04022 284 202 51 31
547 Of course I didn’t ask for a photo together - he must get that all the time. 1.3974 0.03585 312 213 74 25
548 He wasn’t the friendliest snowman I’ve ever met, but abominable seems a bit harsh. 1.3974 0.03546 302 203 78 21
549 You can be pretty abominable sometimes too, Tad. 1.3973 0.03773 297 206 64 27
550 He wants us to stop yodeling. He says he is trying to hibernate. 1.3973 0.03803 297 207 62 28
551 Abominable? Quite the contrary, I found him perfectly delightful. 1.3973 0.03862 297 209 58 30
552 See?! I told you that your non-stop yodeling was annoying. 1.3973 0.03788 292 202 64 26
553 Why are you so surprised? I told you I had family in the area. 1.3972 0.03803 287 198 64 25
554 Well, that was anticlimactic.” 1.3972 0.03916 282 197 58 27
555 Why would you assume he knows Big Foot? Don't you know how offensive that is? 1.3968 0.04079 247 170 56 21
556 I've made up my mind. I want someone more authentic. 1.3967 0.03730 305 212 65 28
557 This WOULD happen when we agree to hike without our phones. 1.3967 0.03715 300 207 67 26
558 He'll be back in a minute - he forgot his phone. 1.3966 0.03910 295 209 55 31
559 I'm sorry Derrick, this is my chance to walk on the wild side. 1.3965 0.03723 285 194 69 22
560 A three-way with a Yeti is on your bucket list, Paul, not mine. 1.3965 0.03886 285 199 59 27
561 He said something about trying to find himself. 1.3965 0.03886 285 199 59 27
562 You had to call him Bigfoot? Seriously? This 2019! 1.3964 0.03870 280 194 61 25
563 No...he hasn't seen one either! 1.3964 0.04064 280 200 49 31
564 A selfie?! You asked him for a selfie?! 1.3960 0.03747 303 211 64 28
565 Blame the cold all you want, Richard. His was obviously bigger. 1.3958 0.03824 288 200 62 26
566 He says our small one-toed footprints are scaring his children. 1.3958 0.03774 283 194 66 23
567 "I don't care if you think he doesn't exist, I'm following him." 1.3958 0.03840 283 196 62 25
568 You were supposed to pack the camera! 1.3955 0.03677 311 216 67 28
569 Well, he does seem to know the way, Allen. 1.3954 0.03938 263 181 60 22
570 I can't believe you left the camera in the car. 1.3953 0.03489 301 201 81 19
571 Next time, you pick the tour guide. 1.3953 0.03823 301 212 59 30
572 No, Bigfoot is the one in the forests. Look what you did - now he’s upset. 1.3953 0.04087 253 176 54 23
573 Thanks to the governmental parks shutdown, even Big Foot is unemployed. 1.3946 0.03996 261 181 57 23
574 Let’s respect his self-identification as gender-fluid and use the term “snow-person.” 1.3945 0.03897 256 174 63 19
575 Dinner’s at 7 but his agent booked a last minute sighting so he might be a touch late. 1.3944 0.03763 284 195 66 23
576 They're an Abominable Non-Binary Snowperson, Doug. 1.3940 0.03954 302 218 49 35
577 I guess we'll have to go back. He says the hiking trail is closed because of the shutdown. 1.3939 0.04209 264 190 44 30
578 I think the correct term is Abominable Snowperson. 1.3939 0.03678 297 204 69 24
579 I'm sorry, Jason, but size does matter. 1.3938 0.04054 259 181 54 24
580 He just took my water bottle because it has his name on it. 1.3938 0.04163 259 184 48 27
581 Sorry Larry. Size matters. 1.3933 0.04240 267 194 41 32
582 He's right, I have to choose. Goodbye, Mark. 1.3933 0.03966 267 186 57 24
583 At least HE's willing to ask directions 1.3932 0.03817 295 207 60 28
584 We're nearly the first blind people ever to climb Everest! 1.3931 0.04163 262 187 47 28
585 Call me in an hour, in case things get weird. Then I’ll have an excuse to bail. 1.3931 0.03707 290 199 68 23
586 He says he needs to go off and find himself, for once. 1.3931 0.03834 290 203 60 27
587 He admitted to cranky, but denied being abominable. 1.3931 0.03739 290 200 66 24
588 I'll tell you what's abominable, Stu. Your attitude. 1.3931 0.03865 290 204 58 28
589 In his case, big feet just means big feet. 1.3930 0.03753 285 196 66 23
590 He's offended you called him "abominable" because he self-identifies as "adorable." 1.3929 0.03833 280 194 62 24
591 The only abominable part of this situation is your unwillingness to ask for directions 1.3922 0.03802 306 217 58 31
592 Don't bother. Nobody will believe you and it will really screw up your career. 1.3921 0.03784 278 191 65 22
593 He's not anti-social, he just needs to pee. 1.3921 0.03818 278 192 63 23
594 You ALWAYS complain when I ask for directions!! 1.3921 0.03784 278 191 65 22
595 Chewbacca? Seriously, Neil. Get a life." 1.3920 0.03959 250 171 60 19
596 Well, you finally got to meet my ex. 1.3919 0.03832 273 188 63 22
597 So now you’re jealous of a man who’s yet to fully evolve? 1.3919 0.03652 273 183 73 17
598 And that’s exactly why it’s important to ask their prounouns before assuming. 1.3919 0.03653 296 203 70 23
599 No, Derek, you're the one who was being abominable. 1.3919 0.03715 296 205 66 25
600 When he goes high, we go low. 1.3918 0.03792 291 203 62 26
601 He said to make sure the photos of him are really blurry 1.3915 0.04100 258 182 51 25
602 You’re a nice guy, Doug, but my taste in men has always been abominable. 1.3915 0.04048 281 202 48 31
603 You seriously asked him what the wi-fi password is up here? 1.3913 0.03896 299 214 53 32
604 No, I haven't seen Steve Bannon. Why do you ask? 1.3913 0.04005 253 175 57 21
605 Just this once, could you forget you're a guy, and please ask directions? 1.3913 0.03837 276 191 62 23
606 We came to a meeting of the minds. He said to get off his mountain and I said OK. 1.3911 0.04059 271 193 50 28
607 I haven't seen Jerry since high school. Shame, he really let himself go. 1.3911 0.04258 248 177 45 26
608 Bigfoot’s got small hands. 1.3910 0.04045 266 188 52 26
609 He said we should have called first. 1.3910 0.04010 266 187 54 25
610 Did he invite us over to dinner or over for dinner? 1.3909 0.03620 307 212 70 25
611 He isn’t giving us back our cameras. He said he doesn’t want his family all over social media. 1.3908 0.04348 238 170 43 25
612 Are you lost, too? I’m just following that guy... He seems to know the area. 1.3907 0.03704 279 190 69 20
613 Yes, Kevin. It’s goodbye. Size does matter. 1.3907 0.03940 279 197 55 27
614 I don't care--he's still electable. 1.3907 0.03973 279 198 53 28
615 Let's just ask for directions! 1.3906 0.04047 256 179 54 23
616 Let him cool off. Now that he knows people are real he needs a moment to adjust. 1.3906 0.04159 256 182 48 26
617 Another newby...no gear, no backpack and not even sunglasses. 1.3903 0.03977 269 189 55 25
618 Why won't you ever ask for directions? 1.3903 0.03765 310 220 59 31
619 Didn’t the doctor say the altitude medicine could have some weird side effects...? 1.3902 0.03599 287 194 74 19
620 He said he thinks WE’RE abominable. 1.3901 0.03973 282 201 52 29
621 He's just a better fit for the life I want to lead. 1.3898 0.03874 295 210 55 30
622 I'm leaving you, Henry. If I have to settle for an abominable man, it might as well be the real thing. 1.3893 0.04194 262 189 44 29
623 He's crude,rude,lewd and on the way up. I have an idea, lets make him president. 1.3893 0.04229 262 190 42 30
624 He says the "y" is silent. 1.3893 0.04025 280 201 49 30
625 He wants to find himself. 1.3893 0.03961 280 199 53 28
626 I've found someone. 1.3893 0.03830 280 195 61 24
627 He's going back to tell his tribe we're real 1.3891 0.03913 275 193 57 25
628 Admit it. We're lost! 1.3889 0.03753 288 200 64 24
629 You really didn't know 'abominable' is an insulting term? 1.3887 0.03728 301 211 63 27
630 What do you mean you forgot to pack a camera? 1.3887 0.03833 283 198 60 25
631 I've decided I'm going with him--he couldn't be more abominable than you. 1.3887 0.03962 283 202 52 29
632 Yet he what? 1.3885 0.03743 296 207 63 26
633 You can’t just ASK someone if they’re BIGFOOT! 1.3883 0.03820 291 205 59 27
634 Well who else should we ask for directions? 1.3883 0.03788 291 204 61 26
635 I’m not sure what he meant, but he mumbled something about needing to build a wall. 1.3883 0.03942 291 209 51 31
636 Yup, turns out it’s true what they say about a man with a big foot. 1.3879 0.03852 281 197 59 25
637 He’s way less blurry than I imagined. 1.3879 0.03852 281 197 59 25
638 C’mon, he said if we follow him he’ll “make us dinner.” 1.3879 0.03884 281 198 57 26
639 For the last time, Melvin, NOTHING HAPPENED!!! 1.3877 0.03935 276 195 55 26
640 He doesn't look anything like his picture. 1.3877 0.03799 276 191 63 22
641 Well sometimes you can be abominable too, Chad! 1.3877 0.04001 276 197 51 28
642 He's unimpressed with his first human sighting. 1.3877 0.03833 276 192 61 23
643 I didn't bring the camera, I thought you brought the camera! 1.3870 0.03988 261 183 55 23
644 We're just friends. 1.3869 0.03817 274 190 62 22
645 He told me he identifies as a Yeti. 1.3869 0.03746 274 188 66 20
646 I gotta go. My boyfriend doesn’t like me talking to strangers. 1.3868 0.03793 287 201 61 25
647 Just pack my camera, I said! Just pack my camera! Even he thinks you're an idiot 1.3868 0.03760 287 200 63 24
648 Its true what they say about big feet. I’m going with him. 1.3867 0.03910 300 217 50 33
649 He will show us around, but he said no selfies. 1.3866 0.03567 313 217 71 25
650 I told you we were too high... 1.3864 0.03665 308 216 65 27
651 He wouldn’t stop for a selfie. Said he was having a bad hair day. 1.3862 0.03732 290 202 64 24
652 I won't be needing you now. 1.3861 0.03971 259 181 56 22
653 He’s more ambivalent than abominable. 1.3855 0.03943 275 195 54 26
654 I'm going with him. You can keep the kids. 1.3855 0.03909 275 194 56 25
655 Are you sure the sign said this hike was good for "abdominals." 1.3852 0.04097 270 195 46 29
656 Call it one more time. He thinks he dropped the phone on this side of the mountain. 1.3852 0.04064 270 194 48 28
657 It’s not what you think He’s just a friend No one will believe you anyway 1.3852 0.03796 283 198 61 24
658 But I'm still right about Loch Ness 1.3849 0.03811 278 194 61 23
659 No, I left my camera at home - why? 1.3849 0.03977 278 199 51 28
660 He says it's available but we have to book through Airbnb. 1.3849 0.03814 304 218 55 31
661 I'm just saying it wouldn't hurt you to be more like him.. strong, self-sufficient, a little bohemian. 1.3846 0.03845 260 179 62 19
662 Wow, his carbon footprint is tiny! 1.3846 0.03894 273 192 57 24
663 Let him win. 1.3846 0.03845 260 179 62 19
664 So he's abominable. Who are you to talk? 1.3844 0.03878 294 211 53 30
665 He took a selfie with me, he said to show his friends. 1.3838 0.03914 271 191 56 24
666 He said it's pronounced 'Yay-tea'. 1.3836 0.03615 292 201 70 21
667 He's going to go build a wall to keep us out 1.3836 0.03897 292 210 52 30
668 He says he’ll be back to chat after he gets in his 10,000 steps 1.3836 0.03774 292 206 60 26
669 He's more of a primate than you'll ever be. 1.3835 0.03966 266 188 54 24
670 Why don't you ever believe me? 1.3833 0.03757 287 201 62 24
671 Mostly grumbling but I thought I heard something about climate change. 1.3832 0.03951 274 195 53 26
672 He said real men don't use walking sticks. 1.3832 0.03883 274 193 57 24
673 Look, he gets me and you don't. 1.3832 0.03883 274 193 57 24
674 It's your turn to ask for directions. 1.3832 0.03813 274 191 61 22
675 He isn't real and I am not going to turn around. 1.3832 0.03883 274 193 57 24
676 You just will not ask directions. 1.3831 0.03984 261 184 54 23
677 He says he'll retire when they find somebody who can fill his shoes. 1.3831 0.03984 261 184 54 23
678 Goodbye, Todd. He may be abominable, but at least he’s a good listener. 1.3830 0.03668 282 194 68 20
679 You wouldn't believe the things we've seen here since the government shutdown 1.3829 0.03934 269 190 55 24
680 Yeah, well he's twice the man you'll ever be! 1.3828 0.03615 303 211 68 24
681 Abominable? I actually found him quite adorable! 1.3828 0.03664 290 201 67 22
682 So he's a hairy beast, big deal. He still should say hi when someone says hi to him." 1.3828 0.03696 290 202 65 23
683 That's Dad. He'll warm up after you spend time with him. 1.3826 0.03987 264 187 53 24
684 You're just not out-doorsy enough for me Gerald." 1.3826 0.03749 298 211 60 27
685 I told you that stupid wall wouldn't work 1.3826 0.03838 298 214 54 30
686 He said if we keep his secret, he'll validate our parking. 1.3825 0.04018 251 176 54 21
687 He asked me if I’ve seen his pants. 1.3825 0.03897 251 173 60 18
688 He's not as abominable in person. 1.3824 0.03832 272 190 60 22
689 Strange...he kept muttering, 'No collusion, no collusion, no collusion', as he walked by! 1.3824 0.03765 306 219 57 30
690 You just had to go and talk about his feet, didn't you. 1.3821 0.04075 246 173 52 21
691 He might be abominable, Brad, but at least he's going to make it to the top 1.3821 0.04034 246 172 54 20
692 It's obviously much easier without a pack. 1.3819 0.03475 309 212 76 21
693 Hard to miss....looks like it is true what they say about big feet. 1.3818 0.04039 275 199 47 29
694 He has really little hands. 1.3816 0.03825 283 200 58 25
695 No, YOU ask him if he wants to take a selfie. 1.3815 0.04094 270 196 45 29
696 He wanted to know if Donald Trump was still president. 1.3814 0.03718 291 204 63 24
697 How would you like to be called the abominable hiker? His name is Dave. 1.3814 0.03812 291 207 57 27
698 But you complained the last guide talked too much! 1.3813 0.04026 257 182 52 23
699 Brett's really committed to paleo this year. 1.3813 0.04210 257 187 42 28
700 No one will ever believe we forgot our phones. 1.3813 0.03616 299 208 68 23
701 I guess we are on the Evolutionary Path! 1.3811 0.03790 265 183 63 19
702 He's depressed. Says he once was at the very top of the "Fake News" charts! 1.3811 0.03892 286 205 53 28
703 He says he's in the Witness Protection Program. 1.3811 0.03796 286 202 59 25
704 Apparently people tell him that all the time. 1.3810 0.03657 315 224 62 29
705 Great...now we have to have lunch with him! 1.3808 0.03917 260 182 57 21
706 Small world; his cousin was our tour guide in the Pacific Northwest. 1.3808 0.03992 260 184 53 23
707 Who knew the word "abominable" was offensive? 1.3808 0.04029 260 185 51 24
708 Shouldnt it be Big Feet? 1.3806 0.03670 289 201 66 22
709 He's abominable until he's had his coffee. 1.3806 0.03862 289 207 54 28
710 Why didn't you just ask him for directions? 1.3806 0.03670 289 201 66 22
711 Is everyone on Paleo this cranky? 1.3803 0.04178 234 165 49 20
712 He says our big carbon footprint scares him. 1.3802 0.03847 263 183 60 20
713 You're abominable... He's harmless. 1.3801 0.03910 271 192 55 24
714 I’m telling you, he’s just the type of outsider the DNC is looking for. 1.3801 0.03979 271 194 51 26
715 He asked us to tell the world that his feet are proportionate to the rest of his body -- and that his name is Ralph. 1.3798 0.03753 287 202 61 24
716 You just had to INSIST we didn't bring our iPhones on this hike, didn't you? 1.3797 0.04068 266 192 47 27
717 He says he goes down to the valley once in a while to check on a B & B and gastro-pub he co-owns. 1.3796 0.03702 274 189 66 19
718 Either Sasquatch or Yeti is fine. But don't ever tell him his feet are big. 1.3795 0.03581 303 211 69 23
719 I'm not racist. Some of my best friends are abominable. 1.3794 0.04146 253 182 46 25
720 I think that's the new one piece from The North Face 1.3794 0.04031 253 179 52 22
721 The tour guide really seems at home up here 1.3794 0.03595 282 193 71 18
722 You had to mention the feet. 1.3794 0.03994 282 205 47 30
723 I don’t care if he’s the last of his kind, if you’re not going to tell him we’re lost, I will. 1.3793 0.03693 290 203 64 23
724 I told you he wouldn't believe in us. 1.3793 0.03828 261 181 61 19
725 I DID pitch him. He said he hates the genre, your co-star idea, and is holding out for a name director. 1.3791 0.03779 277 194 61 22
726 I want to start seeing other hominidae 1.3790 0.04128 248 177 48 23
727 Great. Next on the bucket list is Hoffa. 1.3789 0.03771 285 201 60 24
728 Well, "it" said 'me no do directions, but you follow- have short cut', so Yes, I am sure it is male. 1.3789 0.03836 285 203 56 26
729 He’s abominable alright but I’ll take that over needy any day. 1.3789 0.03803 285 202 58 25
730 You call our guide abominable, and you’re surprised he walks out on us? 1.3788 0.03835 264 184 60 20
731 Call him abominable all you like. I'm still leaving you. 1.3786 0.03620 309 218 65 26
732 No, YOU ask him. 1.3786 0.03917 280 201 52 27
733 You’re going to let him say that to me? 1.3784 0.03793 296 212 56 28
734 I'm invited to a party at his chateau, but I need to 'lose the geek'. 1.3784 0.03886 259 181 58 20
735 Yet I like him. 1.3781 0.03789 283 200 59 24
736 The one time you tell me to put my phone down. 1.3780 0.03840 291 209 54 28
737 Indomitable, abominable - whatever. At least he doesn’t nitpick like you. 1.3780 0.03777 291 207 58 26
738 They turned him back at the border. 1.3778 0.03987 270 194 50 26
739 Let me get this straight - your main concern is that I'm incorrect in using the term Big Foot? 1.3777 0.03768 278 195 61 22
740 What?! He needed directions. 1.3777 0.03870 278 198 55 25
741 Why can't you just ask directions,Keith?! 1.3776 0.03727 286 201 62 23
742 He wanted the WiFi password. 1.3774 0.03970 265 189 52 24
743 Of course we can't keep up with him... That guy's a legend! 1.3772 0.03807 281 199 58 24
744 He doesn't know how far to the top. He's on vacation too. 1.3772 0.03739 281 197 62 22
745 The size of his hands and feet should tell you why I dumped you! Or do you want to know more? 1.3772 0.04034 281 206 44 31
746 You don't need to get all weird about it. I told him I wasn't interested. 1.3771 0.03566 297 206 70 21
747 I still think we should have asked for directions 1.3770 0.04039 252 179 51 22
748 So what if he is? Did you have to call him Abominable to his face? 1.3769 0.03937 268 191 53 24
749 Quit following me! I told you I’m with him now. 1.3768 0.03923 276 198 52 26
750 I've been such a fool, Bob. I'm back. Can you ever forgive me? 1.3765 0.03933 247 172 57 18
751 He may be abominable, but at least he listens to me! 1.3764 0.03763 271 189 62 20
752 Yes, I asked for directions. We were lost! 1.3763 0.03791 279 197 59 23
753 They won't believe us if we don't have a selfie. 1.3763 0.03757 279 196 61 22
754 You're entitled to your opinion, but I think he's adorable. 1.3763 0.03581 295 205 69 21
755 I TOLD you not to waste your cell phone battery on selfies! 1.3760 0.03981 250 176 54 20
756 He doesn’ know the way either. 1.3760 0.03971 258 183 53 22
757 He said that the tea room is closed for the season and the gift shop is sub-par, so I say we try K2. 1.3759 0.03734 274 191 63 20
758 He’s the Deplorable Snowman, and wants to Make Mt. Everest Great Again. 1.3759 0.03943 274 197 51 26
759 They were out of Sherpas. 1.3759 0.03829 282 201 56 25
760 He says we missed a trail marker about a mile back. 1.3755 0.03844 277 197 56 24
761 They prefer the term "yetx." 1.3755 0.03775 277 195 60 22
762 He said he doesn't believe in us 1.3754 0.03767 285 202 59 24
763 You promised, no nude resorts this year. 1.3754 0.03832 285 204 55 26
764 I thought you said you were bringing an imaginary friend! 1.3754 0.03593 301 211 67 23
765 You didn't tell me we were coming to meet your parents. 1.3750 0.03834 288 207 54 27
766 He's a great guide but his people skills are abominable 1.3750 0.03834 288 207 54 27
767 Like I said, it gets a little hairy near the top. 1.3750 0.03677 264 181 67 16
768 He wanted $20 for the selfie. 1.3750 0.03814 280 199 57 24
769 He says he isn't abominable, just antisocial. 1.3746 0.03422 315 218 76 21
770 OUR relationship is abominable, Bob. I'm going with him. 1.3746 0.03774 291 208 57 26
771 We're in luck, he said tourists are too salty. 1.3746 0.03580 283 195 70 18
772 No, I agree with him - it’s your attitude that’s abominable 1.3745 0.03793 275 194 59 22
773 He's the least abominable thing in my life right now. 1.3745 0.03958 259 184 53 22
774 It’s over, John. I’m going to follow my heart. 1.3741 0.03745 294 210 58 26
775 I thought he was with you. 1.3741 0.03683 294 208 62 24
776 He said he would like to be known as the “somewhat disturbing snowman” 1.3741 0.03589 286 198 69 19
777 You meet the same people on the way down as you do on the way up. 1.3741 0.03842 270 191 57 22
778 You and your stupid Dad jokes, no we aren't "there Yeti!" 1.3740 0.03925 262 186 54 22
779 Says he's headed back to a more civil society. 1.3740 0.03934 254 179 55 20
780 She says that her children don't believe that there is such a thing as a human. Would you mind? It would only take a minute. 1.3738 0.03558 305 214 68 23
781 He's not so abominable once you get to know him. 1.3737 0.03529 289 199 72 18
782 It only gets hairier from here on out. 1.3737 0.03836 281 201 55 25
783 The one time we leave our phones in the car. 1.3737 0.03902 281 203 51 27
784 Seriously?! You forgot your camera? 1.3737 0.03735 281 198 61 22
785 he asked me to join the mile high club. I told him that was an urban legend. 1.3735 0.04069 249 178 49 22
786 The one time we decide to leave our cell phones behind!.., 1.3733 0.03668 292 206 63 23
787 He's climbing every mountain till he finds his dream. 1.3732 0.03839 284 204 54 26
788 I just feel like you're missing the big picture here. 1.3731 0.03788 268 188 60 20
789 Will you just ask for directions already! 1.3731 0.03945 260 185 53 22
790 He's abominable, not deplorable. 1.3730 0.03955 252 178 54 20
791 I’m not saying you’re stalking me but you have to admit it is a pretty big coincidence to find you here on my third Yeti date. 1.3729 0.03704 295 210 60 25
792 He explicitly said "no autographs" and you thought a selfie would be fine? 1.3729 0.03609 295 207 66 22
793 He seemed cold to me. 1.3728 0.03809 287 206 55 26
794 Abominable, really? You couldn't just call him Yeti? 1.3728 0.03787 279 198 58 23
795 He’s your friend. You tell him to cut back on the paleo diet. 1.3727 0.03901 271 194 53 24
796 He says to avoid the latrine at Camp 4. 1.3727 0.03722 271 189 63 19
797 Don't just stand there, make him give me my camera back. 1.3724 0.03685 290 205 62 23
798 He was more interesting before he came out. 1.3723 0.03690 282 198 63 21
799 Yes, Galen, I'm going with him. His empathetic listening skills and his willingness to forsake the negative din of social media are powerfully compelling inducements to cave dwelling. 1.3723 0.03758 282 200 59 23
800 No, I wasn't flirting with him - 23&me says he's my cousin. 1.3723 0.03551 282 194 71 17
801 He says the wait for the summit is about 20 minutes, and suggests we relax in the bar. 1.3723 0.03621 282 196 67 19
802 I guess the Ice Man cometh and goeth. 1.3723 0.03690 282 198 63 21
803 Of course you hurt his feelings! Who wants to be called Abominable! It's Yeti! Yeti!! 1.3723 0.03835 274 195 56 23
804 Apparently, it IS lonely at the top. 1.3723 0.03693 274 191 64 19
805 No, Jason...the $165 you spent on that trekking pole you'll never use again...that's abominable. 1.3723 0.03870 274 196 54 24
806 He said that “closing the parks was an abomination”. 1.3722 0.04094 266 195 43 28
807 You just had to mention his feet! 1.3721 0.03811 258 180 60 18
808 No, what’s “abominable” is your xenophobia. 1.3718 0.03907 277 200 51 26
809 How much do we tip him? 1.3718 0.03940 277 201 49 27
810 He'll be back in a minute. Just gone to get his camera. 1.3717 0.03991 269 195 48 26
811 I told you five times: the proper ethnic description is 'substantially-footed American'. 1.3716 0.03780 261 182 61 18
812 From here on it gets a bit hairy. 1.3715 0.03862 253 177 58 18
813 He is a last minute hire during the government shut down....Parks sent him over.... 1.3713 0.03819 272 193 57 22
814 I don’t miss a thing hiking blind, do you? 1.3713 0.04421 237 176 34 27
815 I'd say he's pretty terrible, but not abominable. 1.3711 0.03870 256 180 57 19
816 I thought his feet would be bigger. 1.3710 0.03713 283 200 61 22
817 He says he doesn't want to hear the good news about Jesus. 1.3710 0.04098 283 212 37 34
818 Yes, he says they only kill the ones on snowboards 1.3710 0.03713 283 200 61 22
819 You think he's abominable. I think he's warm and fuzzy. 1.3710 0.03574 310 220 65 25
820 Dad! You promised you would be nice to him! 1.3710 0.03574 310 220 65 25
821 He said nowadays he considers himself more woke than abominable 1.3709 0.03789 275 195 58 22
822 Let's just say that her 23andMe results didn't come back as expected. 1.3709 0.03926 275 199 50 26
823 I asked him if he was a Yeti and he said ‘Not yeti’. 1.3708 0.03869 267 190 55 22
824 Why can’t we ever go out, just the two of us, Harold? 1.3708 0.04115 267 197 41 29
825 Yeah right, I’m not falling for that again 1.3707 0.03741 294 211 57 26
826 Not to intimidate you, but you have some big shoes to fill. 1.3707 0.03772 294 212 55 27
827 He said he's with National Geographic. 1.3707 0.03615 294 207 65 22
828 Abominable, yeti find him intriguing. 1.3706 0.03719 286 203 60 23
829 Please, make it stop. He's been singing "valderee valdera" since base camp. 1.3706 0.03751 286 204 58 24
830 I asked if I could follow him, but he said he's off Twitter. 1.3706 0.03719 286 203 60 23
831 Really? I thought his English was pretty good, considering. 1.3706 0.03663 313 226 58 29
832 Really? You had to use the 'a' word? 1.3705 0.04082 251 181 47 23
833 Don't be so jealous. Sometimes big feet mean just that. 1.3705 0.03862 278 200 53 25
834 Next time I get to choose a guide. 1.3704 0.03802 270 191 58 21
835 You're not going to believe me, but I think I just saw your ex-wife. 1.3702 0.03881 289 211 49 29
836 Well maybe you should think before you call someone abominable! 1.3701 0.03798 281 201 56 24
837 No pictures. Both of us vowed to be more present this year. 1.3701 0.03865 281 203 52 26
838 Size does matter. 1.3701 0.03798 281 201 56 24
839 "It's eerie to see him in the wild and not tweeting." 1.3701 0.04197 254 187 40 27
840 He made a pass at me and you DID NOTHING ?!! 1.3700 0.03877 273 196 53 24
841 He said he was going back up until Trump gets impeached. 1.3696 0.04047 276 204 42 30
842 You heard him, Jim. We're just going to stop at his cave for a quick lunch and then we'll be on our way. 1.3696 0.03671 276 193 64 19
843 You are not paying attention to me. 1.3695 0.03762 295 213 55 27
844 You were the only one being abominable just now, Steve! 1.3694 0.03893 268 192 53 23
845 Well if you don’t want me to ask for directions then don’t lose the map next time. 1.3694 0.04034 268 196 45 27
846 You had to go and call him abominable, didn’t you? 1.3693 0.03773 287 206 56 25
847 If I have to settle for cold and emotionless, I’ll go with the Yeti. 1.3692 0.03817 279 200 55 24
848 He's a great guide, but he's not much for conversation. 1.3692 0.03572 279 193 69 17
849 This isn't what I meant when I asked for a local guide. 1.3691 0.03734 298 215 56 27
850 That whole "abominable" thing is no longer PC. Can we just go with "Alpine Hominid"? 1.3690 0.03826 271 193 56 22
851 I said he was evolving. Not that he and I were involved. 1.3690 0.03839 290 211 51 28
852 When you said we'd have a local guide, I didn't understand just how local you meant. 1.3690 0.03776 290 209 55 26
853 Not Yeti was a perfectly appropriate pun. 1.3686 0.03841 293 214 50 29
854 He wanted directions to “Sasquatchewan” 1.3684 0.03709 304 220 56 28
855 I can't explain it. It just happened. 1.3684 0.03887 285 208 49 28
856 Again, his name is Edwin and he identifies as POST-human. 1.3684 0.03404 304 210 76 18
857 Wow. I always assumed that Bigfoot was a male. 1.3684 0.03823 285 206 53 26
858 Next time, you get the guide! 1.3682 0.03731 277 196 60 21
859 He seemed nice but he didn't know anyone who went to Yale. 1.3682 0.03766 277 197 58 22
860 '...honest, it's nothing...we're just friends.' 1.3681 0.03565 307 218 65 24
861 He'll be right back; he forgot to feed the cat. 1.3680 0.03735 269 189 61 19
862 He says we’re too loud. 1.3680 0.03881 269 193 53 23
863 What did you say to him? 1.3678 0.03775 261 183 60 18
864 He'll be right back. He forgot his phone. 1.3676 0.03706 272 191 62 19
865 Abominable? No. I think he just lacks People skills. Let's press on. 1.3676 0.03742 272 192 60 20
866 No, Jason...the $250 you spent on that trekking pole...that's abominable. 1.3675 0.03755 302 220 53 29
867 He prefers "they" and thought "abominable" was very judgmental 1.3675 0.03709 283 201 60 22
868 He was mainly complaining about his abominable wife. 1.3674 0.03932 264 190 51 23
869 Oh God, do you think he saw us? 1.3673 0.03678 275 193 63 19
870 He wondered why women always have to be the one asking for directions. 1.3673 0.03854 275 198 53 24
871 Okay, you're right. Everybody goes to Davos now. 1.3673 0.03678 275 193 63 19
872 He's a local 1.3672 0.03904 256 182 54 20
873 You really insulted him. Any idiot knows the difference between Sasquatch and The Abominable Snowman. 1.3672 0.03702 256 177 64 15
874 If you think his FEET are big ... 1.3671 0.03614 286 201 65 20
875 I asked if we were near the summit, and he said, ‘Not yeti.’ 1.3670 0.04007 267 195 46 26
876 See what? 1.3670 0.03753 267 188 60 19
877 He said we shouldn't have spent so much money on Gore-Tex 1.3670 0.04007 267 195 46 26
878 Flip a coin to see whose tent he shares? 1.3670 0.03521 297 208 69 20
879 'Let's unplug,' he says. 'Who needs phones on hikes?' he says. Bigfoot dammit! People who see Bigfoot need phones on hikes! 1.3669 0.03720 278 197 60 21
880 Yes he is abominable and you voted for him... 1.3669 0.04086 278 208 38 32
881 YOU never tell me how good I look without make-up, 1.3668 0.03554 289 202 68 19
882 He said he's going to Starbucks and asked if we wanted anything. 1.3667 0.03869 270 194 53 23
883 He seemed nice. 1.3666 0.03531 311 221 66 24
884 You were supposed to bring the camera! 1.3665 0.03760 281 201 57 23
885 He said 'No one's going to believe me when I tell them I saw you.' 1.3665 0.03692 281 199 61 21
886 He said conditions up ahead are abominable. 1.3665 0.03893 281 205 49 27
887 Are you sure this was the guide we booked on Travelocity? 1.3664 0.04026 262 191 46 25
888 Everything was fine till you made that manscaping crack. 1.3664 0.03915 262 188 52 22
889 He said, "Don't tell anyone you saw me." 1.3663 0.03596 303 216 63 24
890 We met in college. He's just a friend. 1.3663 0.03472 303 212 71 20
891 Did you think he was abominable? I thought he was sort of nice. 1.3663 0.03621 273 190 66 17
892 He asked if we'd seen any abominable snow women in the vicinity. 1.3663 0.03803 273 195 56 22
893 Of course I'm leaving you. Look at those feet. 1.3662 0.03698 284 202 60 22
894 He's gone to tell all the other Bigfoots that we really do exist. 1.3662 0.03596 284 199 66 19
895 I can’t believe you’re leaving me for him. You made me shave everything! 1.3661 0.03727 295 213 56 26
896 He wanted to know if America was great again. 1.3661 0.03633 295 210 62 23
897 All I said was that we think he’s a myth. 1.3661 0.03727 295 213 56 26
898 I told you he was the best guide if you want to avoid the crowds. 1.3660 0.03809 265 188 57 20
899 ‘Abominable’? Really? Go apologize. 1.3659 0.03842 276 199 53 24
900 He may be abominable, but you're just a jerk. 1.3659 0.03977 276 203 45 28
901 Well let's just follow that guy then, he seems to know where he's going. 1.3659 0.03535 287 200 69 18
902 It said we're just a figment of its imagination. 1.3658 0.03699 298 215 57 26
903 OK, so it's Big Foot not a yeti. You really know how to spoil a moment don't you. 1.3658 0.04044 257 187 46 24
904 'Hire a sherpa,' I said. 'Let's go a little native,' you said. 1.3654 0.03581 301 214 64 23
905 He was just wondering if my boots come in a 26-E. 1.3654 0.03781 260 183 59 18
906 He just wanted to make sure that we knew that this is a clothing optional mountain. 1.3652 0.03541 282 196 69 17
907 I was told it’s a great hike but with all this cloud cover there’s just not anything that interesting to see. 1.3652 0.03749 282 202 57 23
908 He said I could do better if I didn’t shave my legs. 1.3649 0.03721 285 204 58 23
909 This is humiliating for us. I bet he never even trained. 1.3649 0.03654 285 202 62 21
910 He has to go back up. He thinks he left his iPhone at the summit. 1.3649 0.03591 296 210 64 22
911 He's not the guy. He says his name is 'Yeto'. 1.3647 0.03759 266 188 59 19
912 I'm starting to think he's not a sherpa. 1.3647 0.03797 266 189 57 20
913 We look like tourists. 1.3646 0.03762 277 198 57 22
914 Can we leave our phones behind and connect with nature for once?" Good call Marty 1.3646 0.03660 288 205 61 22
915 What can I say, I have primitive taste. 1.3643 0.04016 269 198 44 27
916 Bigfoot is a no good, hairy vagrant who contributes nothing to -- he's right behind me, isn't he? 1.3643 0.03767 269 191 58 20
917 Oh yeah? Well, you wouldn't notice if a Yeti walked by! 1.3643 0.03628 280 197 64 19
918 Well that was a little anti-climatic. We still don't know the meaning of life. 1.3643 0.03666 291 208 60 23
919 He’s your uncle; you tell him to put some clothes on. 1.3640 0.04034 261 191 45 25
920 He mumbled something about "the wall" and kept going 1.3640 0.03885 261 187 53 21
921 We need to go back to the crevasse and take a left. 1.3640 0.03847 261 186 55 20
922 Sorry Dave, but you know what they say--big foot..." 1.3640 0.03966 283 210 43 30
923 I told him I was looking for a more evolved guy. 1.3640 0.03771 283 204 55 24
924 Just for once can I ask for directions? 1.3639 0.03702 294 212 57 25
925 It’s not you, it’s him. 1.3636 0.03710 286 205 58 23
926 Great. Now we've lost our guide. 1.3636 0.03808 286 208 52 26
927 You know, he was actually kinda bominable. 1.3636 0.03849 275 199 52 24
928 I didn't see HIM using a GPS 1.3636 0.03636 275 193 64 18
929 That was really insensitive, John. 1.3634 0.03553 322 233 61 28
930 He is going ahead to see if we can get a table by the window. 1.3633 0.03886 278 203 49 26
931 He's just going to get his camera so he can take a selfie with us." 1.3630 0.03592 303 217 62 24
932 Calling him abominable Jeffrey, doesn’t change the fact that he’s still president 1.3630 0.03912 303 228 40 35
933 I told you not to mention his small hands! 1.3630 0.03823 281 204 52 25
934 That nice hairy man said he would like to have us over for dinner tonight. 1.3630 0.03969 270 198 46 26
935 I’m sorry Brett. It’s been an amazing journey, but I just have to follow my heart. 1.3629 0.03866 259 185 54 20
936 You're imagining things. I'm not seeing anyone else. 1.3627 0.03694 284 203 59 22
937 I can in fact confirm that we are standing downwind. 1.3626 0.03599 262 181 67 14
938 I'm sorry, John. I have to follow my heart. 1.3626 0.03758 262 185 59 18
939 Yes, the Ice Man has cometh. 1.3625 0.03992 251 181 49 21
940 Is it possible that we are in a car insurance commercial? 1.3625 0.03912 251 179 53 19
941 Don't wait up. 1.3624 0.03507 298 210 68 20
942 He called me an abominable human being! 1.3624 0.03860 287 211 48 28
943 He said he thought we were unsubstantiated sightings 1.3623 0.03872 276 201 50 25
944 He said we could post a photo as long as we don’t tag him. 1.3623 0.03698 276 196 60 20
945 You know, it’d be a lot easier to find Bigfoot if we weren’t blind. 1.3621 0.04248 243 180 38 25
946 He was hoping we could give him directions. 1.3621 0.03505 290 203 69 18
947 Here's my idea: you follow him while I leave. 1.3620 0.03973 279 207 43 29
948 I’m going with him, he doesn’t need to stop all the time to ask for directions! 1.3619 0.03925 257 185 51 21
949 Of course he’s upset. ‘Sasquatch’ is a slur! The proper term is ‘Hirsute-American.’ 1.3618 0.04130 246 180 43 23
950 I told him that we already had plans for dinner. 1.3617 0.03642 282 200 62 20
951 That reminds me. You need to go in for another back waxing. 1.3617 0.03909 282 208 46 28
952 Sorry, Jorge, but size does matter. A lot. 1.3617 0.03909 282 208 46 28
953 He said to count to ten and try to find him again. 1.3616 0.03527 307 219 65 23
954 Yeah, I'm freezing, too! We should have sprung for the PolarFleece Xtreme suit like Gary did. 1.3613 0.04145 238 173 44 21
955 He could have asked for directions. Yeti didn't. 1.3613 0.03856 274 199 51 24
956 He said our footprint is bigger than his is now. 1.3613 0.03751 274 196 57 21
957 Can you believe it? He acted like he doesn’t even know us. 1.3612 0.03561 299 213 64 22
958 He just said "Yeti, set go!" and took off. 1.3611 0.04058 252 184 45 23
959 He said if we wanted a guru, we've climbed the wrong mountain. 1.3609 0.03598 302 217 61 24
960 For the eighth time, it’s abominable, not abdominal. 1.3609 0.03747 302 222 51 29
961 I haven'seen him since college. 1.3609 0.03716 266 188 60 18
962 What do you mean you forgot the camera Brad! 1.3608 0.03596 291 207 63 21
963 He said he wants a guaranteed $655 per day, $2,272 per week, 3.6% of distributor's gross receipts for television/cable, and, for video discs, 4.5% of the first million sold and 5.4% thereafter. Call his agent tomorrow when you are ready to sign. 1.3608 0.03661 291 209 59 23
964 OK, have it your way. You saw a yeti. 1.3608 0.03629 291 208 61 22
965 He says we're trespassing. 1.3607 0.03728 280 201 57 22
966 I wouldn't bother going all the way up. He says its lonely at the top. 1.3607 0.03858 244 172 56 16
967 He's a little touchy about the A-word. 1.3606 0.03687 269 190 61 18
968 At least he listens to me. 1.3606 0.04012 269 199 43 27
969 I'm sorry Ted, I'm leaving you for a real whatever he is. 1.3604 0.03562 283 199 66 18
970 More like the apathetic snowman to me 1.3604 0.03733 283 204 56 23
971 The heart wants what it wants. Good bye, Grayson. 1.3604 0.03666 283 202 60 21
972 See, even Sasquatch will stop and ask for directions! 1.3603 0.03875 272 198 50 24
973 She got offended when I called her the Abominable Snow-MAN 1.3603 0.03659 272 192 62 18
974 He's not exactly abominable...more like an antisocial climber. 1.3601 0.03738 286 207 55 24
975 We talked, and yeti, yeti, yeti, we're engaged. 1.3600 0.03751 250 175 60 15
976 Got anymore mushrooms? 1.3600 0.03879 275 201 49 25
977 He says that they're building a wall but we'll have to pay for it. 1.3600 0.03844 275 200 51 24
978 When you texted, "Yeti digress," was there supposed to be a comma? 1.3599 0.03869 289 214 46 29
979 He said, “get your camera out, you’re not going to believe the view!” 1.3599 0.03545 289 204 66 19
980 Oh really, Carl? What's more likely, that Bigfoot's standing behind me, or that I'm very high and we're standing in a Wendy's? 1.3599 0.03710 289 209 56 24
981 That's just great, Tom! You can find an imaginary snow beast but you still can't find the courage to get me a ring. 1.3598 0.03885 264 191 51 22
982 He said we're overdressed. 1.3597 0.04044 253 185 45 23
983 He's twice the man you'll ever be. 1.3596 0.03618 292 209 61 22
984 I'll tell you what I'm not going to do. I'm not going to go back down this damn hill and tell everyone I saw..."BIGFOOT"! 1.3596 0.03651 292 210 59 23
985 Closed, and he is on furlough. 1.3596 0.03743 267 190 58 19
986 He knows a great ramen place. And there's no wait." 1.3596 0.03667 267 188 62 17
987 I told you. He's sick of hearing about Trump. 1.3594 0.03751 281 203 55 23
988 So many doubt his existence--he just needed to feel validated. 1.3592 0.03655 284 203 60 21
989 Due to climate change, we're seeing a lot more yettis this time of the year. 1.3591 0.03743 259 183 59 17
990 He’s really not much for conversation but for 50 bucks, he’ll let you take a selfie with him at the summit. 1.3591 0.03337 298 206 77 15
991 He understands me. That’s why! 1.3591 0.03722 298 218 53 27
992 I 'm sorry Hans, he's just more equipped. 1.3590 0.03966 273 202 44 27
993 No internet connection! There is no point to any of this if we can't post it to social media! 1.3589 0.04062 248 181 45 22
994 He might be abominable but at least he's willing to take our relationship to the next level. 1.3588 0.03541 301 215 64 22
995 I.m leaving because at least HE isn't going to spend years figuring out if he wants to go back to graduate school or finally start a family. 1.3588 0.03510 301 214 66 21
996 next time...I pick the guide! 1.3588 0.03752 262 186 58 18
997 He says unless he gets the wall he's not coming down. 1.3588 0.04016 262 193 44 25
998 Melania finally did divorce him 1.3587 0.03901 276 203 47 26
999 I can't help myself, Stan. There's just something about Hairy. 1.3587 0.03620 276 195 63 18
1000 What did you expect after draining the swamp? 1.3586 0.03668 304 222 55 27
1001 You could've asked for directions. 1.3584 0.03734 279 201 56 22
1002 Really? This mountain, this light and you want a picture of HIM? 1.3584 0.03629 279 198 62 19
1003 Ask him what the Wi-Fi password is. 1.3584 0.03704 293 213 55 25
1004 No more arguing, I'm asking directions 1.3583 0.03493 307 219 66 22
1005 Footprints, no I don't recall seeing any footprints. Why? 1.3582 0.03567 282 199 65 18
1006 He will send us the selfie once he gets better reception. 1.3582 0.04001 282 212 39 31
1007 Well I’d walk away too if you kept calling me abominable. 1.3582 0.03740 282 204 55 23
1008 We see celebrities all the time in New York, what's the big deal here? 1.3581 0.03614 296 213 60 23
1009 I'm pregnant. 1.3581 0.03799 296 219 48 29
1010 So What. It's fur, and I want it. 1.3581 0.03528 310 223 63 24
1011 Oh, he was just asking if it was 2020 yet. 1.3579 0.03588 299 215 61 23
1012 Well, did you really think he would help after you called him abominable? 1.3577 0.03810 260 186 55 19
1013 Sorry Jerome, in this environment, size does matter! 1.3577 0.04110 260 194 39 27
1014 Yes, Michael, for the umpteenth time, I do think our guide does know what he's doing!" 1.3577 0.03810 260 186 55 19
1015 You just had to use the A-word, didn’t you? 1.3576 0.03532 302 216 64 22
1016 And Yet . . . I no longer find him abominable. 1.3574 0.03525 291 206 66 19
1017 Look, he's local & says he knows a good coffee place. I thought we agreed to 'not be tourists' on this trip... 1.3571 0.03689 280 201 58 21
1018 It's pretty hairy going up. Coming down not so much. 1.3571 0.03689 280 201 58 21
1019 He's pretty upset. He said he spotted me but no one believed him. 1.3568 0.03795 241 169 58 14
1020 He said he can't wait to tell his friends he met a real compassionate conservative in the wild. 1.3566 0.03831 286 211 48 27
1021 What? All I meant was, proportionally, his feet aren't that large. 1.3566 0.03764 272 196 55 21
1022 No one ever mentions the abominable snowballs. 1.3564 0.03733 303 224 50 29
1023 We’re wasting our time. I haven’t seen even one footprint. 1.3564 0.03540 289 205 65 19
1024 No, not a word. Just the cold shoulder. 1.3564 0.03770 275 199 54 22
1025 He said we should close our eyes, count to 100, then try to find him. 1.3563 0.03874 261 189 51 21
1026 For the last time - don't call him that. He is very sensitive about his foot size 1.3563 0.04024 261 193 43 25
1027 Of course he’s upset! How would you feel if I went around calling you ‘big nose’? 1.3563 0.03912 261 190 49 22
1028 He insists he’s not. 1.3563 0.03639 261 183 63 15
1029 ...But you had to have a no phone rule! 1.3562 0.03548 292 208 64 20
1030 'Take nothing but pictures, leave nothing but footprints,' was NOT what I was expecting. 1.3561 0.03741 278 201 55 22
1031 Thanks, Brad, I'll take it from here. 1.3561 0.03767 264 189 56 19
1032 I know how you hate to ask for directions. So I asked. And he said “follow me”. 1.3559 0.03780 281 205 52 24
1033 He says the media spin has gotten out of control and that he's really only an 'untidy' snowman. 1.3558 0.03661 267 189 61 17
1034 He my be abominable but he still has feelings. 1.3558 0.03622 267 188 63 16
1035 He's as lost as we are. 1.3557 0.03920 253 183 50 20
1036 Don't ask don't tell. 1.3556 0.03616 284 203 61 20
1037 Yes! Fondue at his place...and you said the locals were cold and distant. 1.3556 0.03718 284 206 55 23
1038 I'm not saying we've been climbing for ages, but he was entirely clean-shaven when we started. 1.3556 0.03671 270 192 60 18
1039 Larry I’m sorry ! Size does matter 1.3555 0.03927 256 186 49 21
1040 He called US the abominable ones. 1.3554 0.03851 287 213 46 28
1041 You know, it might just be the altitude. 1.3553 0.03716 273 196 57 20
1042 We dated in college. 1.3553 0.03858 273 200 49 24
1043 Well, now I feel overdressed. 1.3552 0.03777 259 185 56 18
1044 This tour guide is unbelievable. 1.3552 0.03855 259 187 52 20
1045 It's okay. He said the mountain is "clothing optional." 1.3552 0.03489 259 178 70 11
1046 I guess it's true what they say about big feet. 1.3552 0.03759 290 213 51 26
1047 He said dinner is at 7:00, and 'all paleo' is just a stereotype. 1.3551 0.03896 276 204 46 26
1048 Stop interrupting!! For you, there's never a good time to discuss our relationship! 1.3551 0.03652 276 197 60 19
1049 Jimmy, I'm sorry, but you know what they say about big feet. 1.3549 0.03762 293 216 50 27
1050 He says he gets that a lot. 1.3548 0.03798 279 204 51 24
1051 At least he knows where he’s going...” 1.3548 0.03218 341 241 79 21
1052 Apparently, mistaking Yeti for Sasquatch is a no-no. 1.3547 0.03480 296 210 67 19
1053 He said, "Don't eat the yellow snow." 1.3547 0.03793 265 191 54 20
1054 He said that Donald Trump is a con man and its obvious that he had conspired with Russia to rig the 2016 election. He's optimistic because he can see how sharp and tough Nancy Pelosi is and he hopes to see the entire Trump family put in jail. 1.3547 0.04118 265 200 36 29
1055 Please make your father put some pants on! 1.3546 0.03835 282 208 48 26
1056 Do you think he'd take our picture? 1.3546 0.03802 282 207 50 25
1057 He says he's been designated acting interior secretary. 1.3545 0.03796 299 223 46 30
1058 I can’t belive he’s wearing real fur, I let him know I just called PETA. 1.3545 0.03800 268 194 53 21
1059 He wants to be called the Indomitable Snowman from now on. 1.3544 0.03639 285 205 59 21
1060 He's not making foot prints because he's an illusion. What's our excuse? 1.3544 0.03740 285 208 53 24
1061 We can't all be real. 1.3543 0.03986 254 186 46 22
1062 Seriously? In Aspen? 1.3542 0.03734 271 195 56 20
1063 No-- it's average size . 1.3540 0.04016 274 206 39 29
1064 Just gave me the cold shoulder. 1.3537 0.03394 294 206 72 16
1065 No! I'm going to ask for directions! 1.3537 0.03625 294 213 58 23
1066 'Abominable?' Really? It's 2019, Jim. 1.3536 0.03542 280 198 65 17
1067 This is the LAST time you pick the guide! 1.3536 0.03649 280 201 59 20
1068 He said, if he's so abominable, find yourself another sherpa, pal. 1.3534 0.03587 283 202 62 19
1069 We need to get our stories straight by the time we get back down" 1.3534 0.03587 283 202 62 19
1070 He said the "abominable" thing is just a racist stereotype 1.3532 0.03751 269 194 55 20
1071 How was I supposed to know? I thought they liked being called abominable! 1.3529 0.03774 255 182 56 17
1072 He wanted to know if we were developers. 1.3529 0.03794 272 198 52 22
1073 Look at me when I'm talking! Don't you realize how unique I am in your life? 1.3529 0.03830 272 199 50 23
1074 What do you have against asking for directions? 1.3527 0.03729 275 199 55 21
1075 "You've gone and hurt his feelings. Why did you have to mention the size of his hands?" 1.3527 0.03729 275 199 55 21
1076 We met on Sasquatch.com! 1.3525 0.03678 295 216 54 25
1077 Yeti, she persisted... 1.3525 0.03832 295 221 44 30
1078 He said we could take a selfie with him, but first he had to get dressed. 1.3525 0.03484 278 195 68 15
1079 I found him quite pleasant, not abominable at all. 1.3525 0.03981 261 193 44 24
1080 He says the view is not worth the climb. 1.3525 0.03792 261 188 54 19
1081 It's not a yeti, it's Bigfoot, and he's as lost as we are. 1.3523 0.03948 264 195 45 24
1082 "Do you think we can ask about Elvis?" 1.3522 0.03941 247 179 49 19
1083 I want a divorce and yes, there is someone else. 1.3521 0.03746 284 208 52 24
1084 Though I warned him not to continue, Yeti persisted. 1.3521 0.03617 267 189 62 16
1085 Well yes, if you must know...size does matter. 1.3520 0.03988 250 183 46 21
1086 He says he's the new Chief of Staff 1.3519 0.03783 287 212 49 26
1087 I'm sorry, but foot size really does matter. 1.3519 0.03718 287 210 53 24
1088 I'm sorry you came all this way John, but he loves me, hairy armpits and all. 1.3519 0.03884 270 199 47 24
1089 I suddenly find you inadequate as a man. 1.3519 0.03665 270 193 59 18
1090 Did you bring your grainy camera? 1.3519 0.03849 270 198 49 23
1091 Would it kill him to wear underwear. 1.3517 0.03786 290 215 48 27
1092 Go ahead. You always wanted a man cave. 1.3517 0.03722 290 213 52 25
1093 Not only does he have a big foot... 1.3516 0.03888 273 202 46 25
1094 I said it a dozen times on the way up. He’s Abominable, not Deplorable! 1.3514 0.03753 276 201 53 22
1095 Sorry, Tim. Turns out he's totally bominable. 1.3514 0.03753 276 201 53 22
1096 Yeah, Bob, he may be abominable but he's not deplorable like you. 1.3514 0.03466 313 226 64 23
1097 It’s not you, John. I just like hairy men. 1.3514 0.03850 259 188 51 20
1098 He feels unseen. 1.3514 0.04039 259 193 41 25
1099 He came out of hiding to run for 2020, says 'he definitely has a shot in this political environment'. 1.3514 0.03927 259 190 47 22
1100 So much for solitude. 1.3513 0.03724 279 203 54 22
1101 Call me crazy, but sometimes you act like I don't exist. 1.3513 0.03724 279 203 54 22
1102 He’s in training. Full ride next year at Alabama. 1.3511 0.03730 282 206 53 23
1103 It’s disheartening to learn that people don’t believe in you. 1.3510 0.03833 245 175 54 16
1104 He happens to be very sensitive about his appearance, but you wouldn't know anything about that would you. 1.3509 0.03634 285 206 58 21
1105 Oh my God! It's not a myth! It's true what they say about big feet! 1.3509 0.03735 285 209 52 24
1106 He asked if I knew if there were any good reason to go down into civilization. 1.3509 0.03600 285 205 60 20
1107 He says the best ascent is up the north ridge, but then again, he doesn't exist! 1.3508 0.03843 248 178 53 17
1108 He said he's actually the sweet one in the family but that his brother IS quite abominable. 1.3507 0.03487 268 187 68 13
1109 He's not abominable, he's just a Republican. 1.3507 0.03739 288 212 51 25
1110 He's grouchy ; but he runs an outstanding bed and breakfast. 1.3506 0.03728 271 196 55 20
1111 One more time---we broke up years ago 1.3506 0.03728 271 196 55 20
1112 Are you sure it's not him? Let me see that photo again. 1.3503 0.03556 294 212 61 21
1113 I don't know. I don't speak Yetish. 1.3503 0.03588 294 213 59 22
1114 Now that’s a snowsuit. 1.3502 0.03541 257 179 66 12
1115 I'm sorry Chad, but I need a man that doesn't wear a puffy jacket. 1.3502 0.03599 277 198 61 18
1116 He’s upset, Charles. I would be too if you called me abominable. 1.3502 0.03498 297 213 64 20
1117 Did you really have to ask him for a selfie? 1.3500 0.03678 280 203 56 21
1118 He said he was still with Trump no matter what the Mueller report says. 1.3498 0.03752 283 208 51 24
1119 The summit is closed due to the government shutdown 1.3498 0.03851 283 211 45 27
1120 He said, " You don't know what it means to be lost " 1.3498 0.03768 263 190 54 19
1121 I know you care about me, but he makes me a better person 1.3495 0.03564 289 208 61 20
1122 Actually,his manners were impeccable. 1.3495 0.03496 289 206 65 18
1123 The only thing that’s abominable, Jonathan, is your manners. 1.3494 0.03783 269 196 52 21
1124 He looks like someone we could ask for directions 1.3494 0.03633 269 192 60 17
1125 He asked me if I had a sister. 1.3494 0.03783 269 196 52 21
1126 I know. But he says he knows a short cut. 1.3494 0.03745 249 177 57 15
1127 Once, again, no camera! 1.3494 0.03617 312 231 53 28
1128 he said there's a Starbuck's just a bit further up. 1.3493 0.03604 292 212 58 22
1129 John, that man isn't wearing any pants. 1.3493 0.03717 272 197 55 20
1130 Why would you say that? I told you he was sensitive! 1.3491 0.03688 275 199 56 20
1131 I didn't find him the least bit abominable. 1.3491 0.03615 275 197 60 18
1132 O.M.G. I thought you said you were going hiking with Betty! 1.3491 0.03829 275 203 48 24
1133 He says he’s got some timeshare opportunities for us. 1.3491 0.03829 275 203 48 24
1134 I'm beginning to think this guy's not a real Sherpa 1.3490 0.03768 255 183 55 17
1135 « He only needs 5,000 steps to reach his goal. » 1.3489 0.03695 278 202 55 21
1136 His accent is pretty hard to understand, but I've enjoyed the tour so far. 1.3488 0.03817 258 187 52 19
1137 It's all right, he says he is just a hallucination caused by low oxygen. 1.3487 0.03976 261 194 43 24
1138 He wanted to sell us a timeshare." 1.3486 0.03774 284 210 49 25
1139 It's nothing personal Chad. He's just more genuine than you. 1.3485 0.03869 264 194 48 22
1140 He told me to go back down - there is nothing to see here... 1.3485 0.03906 264 195 46 23
1141 That Duluth underwear DOES look comfortable. 1.3485 0.04086 264 200 36 28
1142 Well, at least he’d never leave his underwear on the bathroom floor! 1.3485 0.03678 264 189 58 17
1143 Definitely not 'abominable.' He was actually quite pleasant 1.3484 0.03545 287 206 62 19
1144 I thought it would be bigger. 1.3484 0.03545 310 227 58 25
1145 His friends don't think we exist, so he's getting a lump of charcoal to draw us. 1.3483 0.03838 267 196 49 22
1146 I forgot the camera. 1.3483 0.03718 290 214 51 25
1147 He took my picture! 1.3480 0.04023 250 185 43 22
1148 Oddly enough, he IS dressed for it. 1.3480 0.03848 273 202 47 24
1149 Yes, he is abominable! But he has good health insurance and he. adores Ruth Bader Ginsberg! 1.3480 0.03741 273 199 53 21
1150 He was trying to seek asylum. Bad timing! Poor guy. 1.3480 0.03756 296 221 47 28
1151 What do you mean you FORGOT to charge the camera? 1.3478 0.03574 299 218 58 23
1152 You promised there wouldn’t be anyone else on this trail! 1.3478 0.03783 276 203 50 23
1153 He says he knows where the best wi-fi spot is. 1.3477 0.03754 279 205 51 23
1154 He's getting a fourth for bridge. 1.3477 0.03719 279 204 53 22
1155 And get this, he's got a hot spot for internet. 1.3475 0.03656 282 205 56 21
1156 He said no to the selfie but otherwise seemed nice. 1.3475 0.03561 259 182 64 13
1157 It's just funny you're willing to follow anyone but me. 1.3475 0.03765 259 187 54 18
1158 Well, I can definitely verify the Yeti is a HE. 1.3474 0.03560 308 226 57 25
1159 So great that your aversion to asking for directions works across species. 1.3474 0.03697 285 209 53 23
1160 Yet he persists 1.3474 0.03595 285 206 59 20
1161 It's not you, it's me. Well, it's me and Bigfoot. 1.3473 0.03656 262 187 59 16
1162 I'm leaving with him. And no, it has nothing to do with the size of his feet. 1.3473 0.03774 262 190 53 19
1163 Is it just me or does our Sherpa have really big feet? 1.3473 0.03812 262 191 51 20
1164 Oddly, he doesn't leave footprints. 1.3473 0.03385 311 223 68 20
1165 Well, it's not the view I was expecting... 1.3472 0.03636 288 210 56 22
1166 He prefers Indomitable to Abominable... . And, most of all he hates being called Abdominal. 1.3472 0.03431 288 204 68 16
1167 All he said was ‘Goodbye’, and then mumbled something about ‘The Ascent Of Man’. 1.3471 0.03770 291 217 47 27
1168 If I found him, I can find the trail. 1.3471 0.03510 291 209 63 19
1169 He's less abominable than I had anticipated. 1.3468 0.03428 297 212 67 18
1170 He said to forget evolution, he was forging ahead without us. 1.3466 0.04126 251 189 37 25
1171 Sure, his manners aren't perfect. But abominable? 1.3466 0.03763 251 180 55 16
1172 He didn’t like my calling him Herr Suit. 1.3465 0.03631 303 224 53 26
1173 He said he dropped the "Abominable" years ago. 1.3464 0.03638 280 203 57 20
1174 We agreed to remain friends. 1.3464 0.03359 306 218 70 18
1175 Yeti or not, here we come! 1.3463 0.03814 283 211 46 26
1176 No, I didn't sleep with him. I just used him as a blanket. 1.3462 0.04020 260 195 40 25
1177 He said we're going the wrong way.." 1.3462 0.03652 286 209 55 22
1178 What if I DO think his butt's cuter than yours? 1.3462 0.03480 286 204 65 17
1179 Abominable is derogatory Steve! 1.3460 0.03525 289 208 62 19
1180 He'd like to know why Mad Men was canceled. 1.3459 0.03694 266 192 56 18
1181 He said he’s looking for the illusive human. 1.3457 0.03777 269 197 51 21
1182 He said he's not interested in being proven to exist. He thrives on the debate. 1.3457 0.03627 269 193 59 17
1183 You say hirsute and I say hairsuit. What's the big deal? 1.3457 0.03404 324 236 64 24
1184 I told you not to mention Bigfoot. --Now he's going to pout the rest of the way up! 1.3456 0.03819 272 201 48 23
1185 Well if you won't ask him for directions than I will! 1.3456 0.03711 272 198 54 20
1186 He said he can’t take our picture. Something about the federal furlough. 1.3456 0.03747 272 199 52 21
1187 Nice fella. He says to follow him and he'll have us for dinner. 1.3456 0.03674 272 197 56 19
1188 He says he prefers the path less travelled. 1.3455 0.03646 301 223 52 26
1189 He’s our Uber to the summit. 1.3455 0.03754 275 202 51 22
1190 He says three's a crowd. I'll see you back at base camp. 1.3455 0.03754 275 202 51 22
1191 He says he needs a wall to keep riffraff off the summit. 1.3455 0.03754 275 202 51 22
1192 Are you sure there's nothing odd about our tour guide? 1.3453 0.03725 278 204 52 22
1193 How gullible do you think I am. I am blind,Karen, not stupid 1.3453 0.03619 278 201 58 19
1194 Actually, he's really pretty "ominable" once you get him talking. 1.3453 0.03505 307 224 60 23
1195 Yet he left 1.3451 0.03867 284 214 42 28
1196 I hope you're still proud of your "tech-free" vacation! 1.3450 0.03889 258 190 47 21
1197 For once your hesitancy of asking locals for directions might actually be justified. 1.3449 0.03540 287 207 61 19
1198 You forgot to charge the phone?!” 1.3449 0.03773 287 214 47 26
1199 He says it's a pretty hairy climb from here on out... 1.3448 0.03857 261 192 48 21
1200 I said I would marry you if the Yeti was walking with the tooth fairy! 1.3447 0.03863 264 195 47 22
1201 Okay, now that he took off his clothes I can see why you'd think our guide is a Yeti. 1.3447 0.03750 264 192 53 19
1202 You know what they say about guys with big feet- well that’s a myth. 1.3447 0.03788 264 193 51 20
1203 He's going back for his Non-disclosure Agreement. 1.3446 0.03751 296 222 46 28
1204 Another fur-loughed park ranger... 1.3446 0.03563 296 216 58 22
1205 No, no, that's just Big Dave. He's been running the nudist colony up the hill for about a decade now. 1.3446 0.03605 267 191 60 16
1206 I bet he does sas-squats. 1.3444 0.03979 270 204 39 27
1207 Have you ever thought about growing a beard? 1.3444 0.03728 270 197 53 20
1208 As far as I'm concerned he's ancient history 1.3443 0.03626 273 197 58 18
1209 He said three's a crowd 1.3442 0.03671 276 201 55 20
1210 He's a bit brusque. But certainly not abominable. 1.3441 0.03536 279 200 62 17
1211 Yeti, schmeti, you were supposed to bring the damn camera. 1.3440 0.04016 250 186 42 22
1212 If it looks like the Donald, walks like the Donald, and smells like the Donald, then it probably is a Sasquatch. 1.3440 0.03886 282 213 41 28
1213 We can never tell your Uncle he was right, we'll never hear the end of it. 1.3439 0.03982 253 188 43 22
1214 Stand back. I'm here to interview him for the White House chief of staff position... everyone else on the planet has refused. 1.3439 0.03725 285 211 50 24
1215 When I said bring the Yeti, I meant the thermos... 1.3438 0.03495 288 207 63 18
1216 I don't know if he was insulted by "Abominable" or "Snowman". 1.3438 0.03564 288 209 59 20
1217 Well that's a letdown. For some reason I thought his feet would be bigger. 1.3438 0.03495 288 207 63 18
1218 What did I tell you -- "layers." 1.3436 0.03401 291 207 68 16
1219 You just had to call him "abominable. 1.3435 0.03513 294 213 61 20
1220 .....wonder if he knows the Summit Meeting was cancelled" 1.3435 0.03729 262 190 54 18
1221 Abominable? I found him rather nice. 1.3434 0.03553 297 217 58 22
1222 You're the one that claims to be so evolved 1.3434 0.03488 297 215 62 20
1223 Mr. Yeti said that if we want a selfie at the summit with him AND the snow leopard, we are going to have to upgrade to the Platinum Package... Leslie Hardin Summit, New Jersey 1.3434 0.03700 265 192 55 18
1224 He said to turn around or he's shutting down The Himalayas and building a wall. 1.3434 0.03814 265 195 49 21
1225 He didn't seem all that abominable. 1.3433 0.03515 268 190 64 14
1226 Frankly, Josh, I'm fine with you skipping the testosterone therapy. 1.3432 0.03534 303 222 58 23
1227 I told him it's just a legend, but he wants to check for himself. 1.3432 0.03753 271 199 51 21
1228 I'm sorry, Peter, but I must leave you because I've come to realize that size does matter. 1.3431 0.03630 306 228 51 27
1229 I swear, Peter, nothing happened. 1.3431 0.03615 274 198 58 18
1230 Why don't you ever wanna ask for directions? 1.3431 0.03724 274 201 52 21
1231 Look, we can't give a dollar to everyone! 1.3429 0.03525 280 201 62 17
1232 We're in luck! He said he'll be right back with some toothpaste. 1.3429 0.03452 280 199 66 15
1233 He'll be back after he meets his 10,000-step goal. 1.3429 0.03668 280 205 54 21
1234 He said,"Don't overthink it." 1.3428 0.03268 318 227 73 18
1235 You can't just call him that, Jim. 1.3428 0.03571 283 205 59 19
1236 Our guide is a natural. 1.3428 0.03674 283 208 53 22
1237 He asked if we'd encountered anything unusual on the way up. I said not yeti and he took off in a huff. 1.3426 0.03798 251 182 52 17
1238 I see your mother is joining us. 1.3426 0.03963 251 186 44 21
1239 It's not you, it's the cargo pants. 1.3426 0.03485 289 208 63 18
1240 He may be abominable, but at least he puts the seat down. 1.3424 0.03737 257 186 54 17
1241 He was on the short list to replace Pruitt at EPA, but the President decided he wasn’t abominable enough. 1.3424 0.04049 257 194 38 25
1242 Sorry, Trent. At this point in my life, I need someone who is more upwardly mobile. 1.3424 0.03536 295 215 59 21
1243 So what’s the big surprise you have for me? 1.3423 0.03864 260 192 47 21
1244 Because he gets me! In ways you will never understand! And stop calling him "Bigfoot". 1.3422 0.03678 263 190 56 17
1245 Look, I know he may not be a conventional tour-guide, but hey, he takes Amex. 1.3422 0.03756 263 192 52 19
1246 You left your phone at base camp?! 1.3422 0.03672 301 225 49 27
1247 I'm HIS service animal. He calls me "Not Yeti." 1.3421 0.03912 266 199 43 24
1248 I thought you said we'd have the summit to ourselves. 1.3421 0.03688 266 193 55 18
1249 Just had to say the A-word, didn't you? 1.3420 0.03880 269 201 44 24
1250 Who knew he was sensitive about his body hair? 1.3419 0.03594 272 196 59 17
1251 He asked me for directions 1.3419 0.03631 272 197 57 18
1252 I don't understand why men refuse to ask for directions. 1.3418 0.03604 275 199 58 18
1253 Considering the size of his feet, I wasn't all that impressed. 1.3417 0.03754 278 206 49 23
1254 You are both behaving abominably. 1.3417 0.03789 278 207 47 24
1255 Well how was I supposed to know he's sensitive about the size of his feet? 1.3416 0.03883 243 177 49 17
1256 He said no photos - he’s still unhappy about the whole “abominable “ thing. 1.3415 0.03764 284 212 47 25
1257 You promised your mother wouldn't come this time! 1.3415 0.03735 287 214 48 25
1258 He just wished you'd asked before taking a picture 1.3413 0.03616 293 216 54 23
1259 He said he doesn't believe in climate change. 1.3413 0.03648 293 217 52 24
1260 He just asked me what time it was. 1.3413 0.03584 293 215 56 22
1261 He said he's sorry, but this is something he has to do alone. 1.3412 0.03755 255 185 53 17
1262 Don't feel so insecure, he had small hands. 1.3412 0.03836 255 187 49 19
1263 I didn't see what? 1.3411 0.03765 258 188 52 18
1264 He said it's over, stop texting. 1.3411 0.03725 258 187 54 17
1265 Should I ask if he'll take our picture? 1.3411 0.03539 302 222 57 23
1266 You didn't think 'abominable' was offensive?! 1.3411 0.03445 302 219 63 20
1267 I told you he wouldn't care about your bucket list. 1.3410 0.03390 305 220 66 19
1268 He said he knows the area 1.3409 0.03666 264 191 56 17
1269 At least he puts the toilet seat down! 1.3409 0.04040 264 201 36 27
1270 Of all things, you had to ask about his small hands? 1.3407 0.03802 273 203 47 23
1271 I don't like where this is going. 1.3407 0.03545 273 196 61 16
1272 I told him I was married 1.3407 0.03766 273 202 49 22
1273 Oh, yeah? Well, you're insufferable! 1.3407 0.03620 273 198 57 18
1274 I have dedicated my whole life to funding him, but I wasn’t expecting him to invite us back for coffee. 1.3407 0.03468 273 194 65 14
1275 I asked if he’d summited and he said not Yeti. 1.3406 0.03593 276 200 58 18
1276 Well if you're not going to the top with me, I know someone ELSE who is. 1.3406 0.03556 276 199 60 17
1277 He's putting up a wall and closing the border. 1.3406 0.03875 276 208 42 26
1278 He says he knows a shortcut. What do you think? 1.3405 0.03419 279 198 67 14
1279 Try “adorable” snowman next time 1.3404 0.03576 282 205 58 19
1280 Big butt is more like it. 1.3404 0.03748 282 210 48 24
1281 Did you have to mention the size of his feet?! 1.3404 0.03815 282 212 44 26
1282 Extremely rare, I'd say. He's never heard of Donald Trump. 1.3404 0.03576 282 205 58 19
1283 Wouldn’t an acid trip have been easier? 1.3404 0.03686 285 211 51 23
1284 What’s his deal? All I asked was if he’d take our picture. 1.3404 0.03550 285 207 59 19
1285 He wanted to know where I got my hiking boots. 1.3403 0.03490 288 208 62 18
1286 Now can we go home 1.3402 0.03664 291 216 51 24
1287 I wouldn't say 'abominable.' I'd say 'rough-hewn.' 1.3402 0.03465 291 210 63 18
1288 I told you we should have asked for directions sooner. 1.3402 0.03465 291 210 63 18
1289 "Well, that 'myth' happens to be our sherpa and he's very sensitive about his feet." 1.3402 0.03499 291 211 61 19
1290 Great, Todd. Now even the Yeti is leaving! 1.3401 0.03606 294 217 54 23
1291 He’s actually quite amiable. 1.3401 0.03441 294 212 64 18
1292 He seemed quite pleasant. Not at all abominable. 1.3401 0.03474 294 213 62 19
1293 Big deal! I’d be much more excited by the existence of a snack bar right now. 1.3401 0.03661 247 176 58 13
1294 He's moving to higher ground, citing habitat destruction and climate change. 1.3401 0.03483 297 216 61 20
1295 I think I know why our guide was so cheap. 1.3401 0.03384 297 213 67 17
1296 He looks like he knows where he's going. Let's follow him. 1.3400 0.03491 300 219 60 21
1297 I still cannot believe you found this Sherpa on Yelp - he's amazing!! 1.3399 0.03371 303 218 67 18
1298 He asked us to turn down the heat. 1.3399 0.03474 306 224 60 22
1299 There's something off about our Sherpa. 1.3398 0.03575 256 182 61 13
1300 From here on, it's clothing optional. 1.3397 0.03603 262 188 59 15
1301 Think he'd be offended if I asked him to take our photo? 1.3396 0.03808 265 196 48 21
1302 I've found someone else. 1.3396 0.03575 265 190 60 15
1303 It's the big feet that make his hands look small. 1.3396 0.03777 268 198 49 21
1304 Guess what, Travis. I think YOU'RE abominable. 1.3395 0.03711 271 199 52 20
1305 He says another 2000 feet and then it's all down hill. 1.3395 0.03748 271 200 50 21
1306 He was lost. 1.3395 0.03748 271 200 50 21
1307 A better plan?? How about down? 1.3394 0.03496 274 196 63 15
1308 I recognized the face but couldn’t remember his name. 1.3394 0.03317 277 194 72 11
1309 I don't think he's going to be happy when he gets to the top and sees that we pooped in his cave. 1.3393 0.03556 280 203 59 18
1310 I told him “no thanks, I have Google Maps.” 1.3393 0.03556 280 203 59 18
1311 Wow! I guess the Paleo diet really works. 1.3393 0.03556 280 203 59 18
1312 He’s just a friend. 1.3393 0.03409 280 199 67 14
1313 So much for the legend - his feet seem perfectly proportional to me. 1.3393 0.03697 280 207 51 22
1314 Apparently we misgendered the Abominable Snow Man 1.3392 0.03600 283 207 56 20
1315 Ignore him, he's trying to get his 10,000 steps before dinner 1.3391 0.03648 289 214 52 23
1316 Actually, I found him quite personable. 1.3391 0.03548 289 211 58 20
1317 He says it's not me, it's him. 1.3390 0.03489 292 212 61 19
1318 When you say abominable, he hears unlovable. 1.3389 0.03575 301 223 54 24
1319 All I could make out was "Get off my lawn!". 1.3388 0.03526 307 227 56 24
1320 I thought the hair was supposed to be thinner up here. 1.3387 0.03448 313 230 60 23
1321 He said this trail is closed until Trump caves on the wall. 1.3385 0.03972 260 196 40 24
1322 He said there is nothing to see up here. 1.3384 0.03788 263 194 49 20
1323 He says that we are a figment of his imagination. 1.3383 0.03978 266 202 38 26
1324 I'm sorry, but I need to be with someone who understands my needs. 1.3383 0.03833 266 198 46 22
1325 His New Years resolution is 20,000 steps a day. 1.3383 0.03615 269 195 57 17
1326 Abominable? Really, Jim? Really 1.3382 0.03663 272 199 54 19
1327 Huh, I thought he’d have bigger feet. 1.3382 0.03447 275 196 65 14
1328 I thought it was just going to be the two of us this time. 1.3381 0.03643 278 204 54 20
1329 It’s just “Snowman”. How would you like it if I always referred to you as Abominable Ralph? 1.3380 0.03555 284 207 58 19
1330 He's a lot less expensive than a Sherpa. 1.3380 0.03448 284 204 64 16
1331 I told you-they don’t like to be called ‘abominable’ anymore. 1.3380 0.03563 287 210 57 20
1332 He said to get off his yard. 1.3378 0.03297 299 213 71 15
1333 Nope. I didn't see anything either. 1.3378 0.03528 299 220 57 22
1334 There goes another furloughed park ranger. 1.3378 0.03398 299 216 65 18
1335 I can't believe you used the a-word. 1.3377 0.03385 305 221 65 19
1336 OK, Big Shot! You follow him to his cave to see his “etchings!” 1.3377 0.03486 308 227 58 23
1337 Uncle Bill loves to scare the crap out of mountain climbers. 1.3376 0.03521 311 231 55 25
1338 He wants us to wait , he's dropped his sunglasses. 1.3375 0.03954 240 177 45 18
1339 He said he'll lead us to the summit as long as we don't tell the National Enquirer. 1.3374 0.03970 246 183 43 20
1340 I think he said, "It's 5 o'clock somewhere." 1.3373 0.03870 255 189 46 20
1341 Ignore him. He doesn't like to be noticed. 1.3372 0.03689 261 190 54 17
1342 He didn't have a phone charger either 1.3371 0.03738 264 194 51 19
1343 He said, "Get off my lawn!" 1.3371 0.03783 267 198 48 21
1344 That's all he said? "Humans exist." 1.3371 0.03553 267 192 60 15
1345 No, YOU’RE abominable! 1.3371 0.03746 267 197 50 20
1346 Hey hey! Eyes over here! 1.3371 0.03553 267 192 60 15
1347 No", he said, "Not yeti." . . 1.3370 0.03790 270 201 47 22
1348 I told you my ex was a wild one. 1.3370 0.03790 270 201 47 22
1349 I asked him and he said,"Because it's there." 1.3370 0.03604 270 196 57 17
1350 He doesn't say much, but he's the best Sherpa we ever had. 1.3370 0.03688 273 201 52 20
1351 He said he left his car in the upper parking lot 1.3370 0.03614 273 199 56 18
1352 He asked me if I had any conditioner. 1.3370 0.03724 273 202 50 21
1353 I would say that greeting a Yeti as Bigfoot qualifies us as ugly Americans. 1.3370 0.03836 276 208 43 25
1354 Yeti or not there he goes. 1.3370 0.03660 276 203 53 20
1355 The Brooklyn beard craze is spreading. 1.3370 0.03624 276 202 55 19
1356 I told you not to call him "abominable" to his face. 1.3370 0.03624 276 202 55 19
1357 Make sure there's nothing in the background when you take the picture. 1.3369 0.03450 279 200 64 15
1358 ...f**kin' tourists... 1.3369 0.03839 279 211 42 26
1359 How was I supposed to know it's insensitive to ask if he's related to Big Foot? 1.3369 0.03524 279 202 60 17
1360 The government shutdown is awful for sure ... but this volunteer tour guide is fantastic. 1.3369 0.03743 282 211 47 24
1361 He made a pass at me and you just stood there. 1.3368 0.03620 288 213 53 22
1362 Sorry. You know what they say about big feet. 1.3368 0.03719 288 216 47 25
1363 The bastard just farted and kept walking. 1.3368 0.03752 288 217 45 26
1364 You didn't have to be so rude, he was just asking to borrow your cell phone. 1.3368 0.03561 291 214 56 21
1365 Now's a good time to start our descent. 1.3367 0.03401 294 212 65 17
1366 Let him play through, he's a regular. 1.3367 0.03445 297 216 62 19
1367 That's all right -- he doesn't believe in you, either." --Stephen West, Laurel, Marylan 1.3367 0.03378 297 214 66 17
1368 Well, he's not abominable to me! Go home, Jack 1.3360 0.03639 253 182 57 14
1369 I told him no pants, no cocoa. 1.3360 0.03849 253 187 47 19
1370 How would you like it if I called you abominable? 1.3359 0.03677 262 191 54 17
1371 Can we just ask a local for directions? 1.3359 0.03596 262 189 58 15
1372 He said to turn back; the conditions up there are abominable. 1.3358 0.03529 265 190 61 14
1373 Well, that explains the dimensions of what we found in the out house! 1.3358 0.03648 265 193 55 17
1374 My ex. He is abominable. 1.3358 0.03845 268 201 44 23
1375 Look he's not an ideal guide but he really knows the mountains. 1.3358 0.03734 268 198 50 20
1376 There's always somebody who shows off with no proper equipment or clothes. 1.3358 0.03640 274 201 54 19
1377 Asking him to 'play through' was a great idea. 1.3357 0.03613 277 203 55 19
1378 so apparently it's just a myth about foot size for men 1.3357 0.03755 277 207 47 23
1379 I thought he'd be taller. 1.3357 0.03559 283 207 57 19
1380 And WHY, exactly, didn't you ask him for directions...? 1.3357 0.03664 283 210 51 22
1381 I told you we were overdressed. 1.3357 0.03319 286 203 70 13
1382 Notice how he leaves no trace? 1.3357 0.03568 286 210 56 20
1383 I'm sorry John, but you know what they say about big feet... 1.3356 0.03740 289 218 45 26
1384 I think he knows the way 1.3356 0.03508 289 211 59 19
1385 Hands are smaller then you’d think. 1.3356 0.03517 292 214 58 20
1386 I swear, I've never seen him before in my life. 1.3356 0.03435 298 217 62 19
1387 John, sometimes YOU have to ask for directions. 1.3355 0.03484 304 224 58 22
1388 That's it--I'm asking for directions! 1.3355 0.03576 304 227 52 25
1389 No, you are the one who spends too much time on their phone instead of watching what is going on around them. 1.3355 0.03515 304 225 56 23
1390 Next time can you hire a Yeti that speaks English? 1.3346 0.03876 254 189 45 20
1391 I told you we were going the right way. 1.3346 0.03637 266 194 55 17
1392 I don't care if there are 10 Big Feet behind me! 1.3346 0.03789 266 198 47 21
1393 I asked if we found the abominable snowman. He said, “Not Yeti.” 1.3346 0.03827 266 199 45 22
1394 He finished with, “Say you never saw me.” 1.3346 0.03722 269 199 50 20
1395 It’s true what they say: big feet, big... 1.3346 0.03838 272 205 43 24
1396 Honestly, the only abominable thing was his breath 1.3345 0.03402 275 196 66 13
1397 No pics. He has strict image and licensing control to avoid brand dilution from commercial over-exposure. 1.3345 0.03610 281 207 54 20
1398 He asked us to pay for a wall. 1.3345 0.03714 281 210 48 23
1399 Don't worry, no one will believe he reached the summit first. 1.3345 0.03645 281 208 52 21
1400 Oh Great. Now I'm a Bigfoot believer. 1.3345 0.03575 281 206 56 19
1401 Why don't men ask for directions when they're lost? 1.3345 0.03418 287 207 64 16
1402 He won't talk to anyone but CNN. 1.3345 0.03346 287 205 68 14
1403 Jeez, sometimes it's like I'm invisible or something. 1.3345 0.03488 287 209 60 18
1404 Let's cancel next week's trip to Loch Ness. 1.3344 0.03490 299 220 58 21
1405 He's incredibly sensitive. How could you? 1.3344 0.03617 299 224 50 25
1406 Well, I’d be offended too if a stranger called me ‘abominable’. 1.3344 0.03393 299 217 64 18
1407 Relax. At this altitude hallucinations aren't that unusual. 1.3344 0.03337 302 218 67 17
1408 All it said was 'Yeti or not, here I come' " 1.3333 0.03563 294 218 54 22
1409 He says he knows the way to a bathroom. 1.3333 0.03626 279 206 53 20
1410 He says we're mythical. 1.3333 0.03555 291 215 55 21
1411 Was that necessary? Did you have to call him abominable? 1.3333 0.03533 273 198 59 16
1412 Evolution? We can’t even keep up with him. 1.3333 0.03790 273 205 45 23
1413 Apparently abominable is a trigger word. 1.3333 0.03418 312 230 60 22
1414 More like adorable snowman. 1.3333 0.03425 267 190 65 12
1415 You clearly offended him by calling him Bigfoot. I believe ‘Yeti’ is the appropriate term. 1.3333 0.03372 288 207 66 15
1416 He'll guide us, but he only takes Bitcoin. 1.3333 0.03608 273 200 55 18
1417 Our guide is kind of built for this, don't you think? 1.3333 0.03327 294 211 68 15
1418 Apparently they run the upper section as a nudist colony. 1.3333 0.03625 267 195 55 17
1419 I thought your New Year's resolution was to start making new friends. 1.3323 0.03286 313 227 68 18
1420 Of course he's upset, Kevin. "Hey Yeti, take a selfie with my Betty?" Seriously?! 1.3322 0.03374 301 219 64 18
1421 Well, his English was good enough to know what 'needs a bath' means. 1.3322 0.03397 298 217 63 18
1422 Because he’s mysterious and doesn’t have roommates. 1.3322 0.03604 289 215 52 22
1423 Relax, he didn't even get to first base camp. 1.3322 0.03562 286 211 55 20
1424 It's not what it looks like... 1.3322 0.03763 286 217 43 26
1425 I wasn't mocking him; I thought "Abominable" was his first name. 1.3322 0.03458 286 208 61 17
1426 He said no pictures, but I got an autograph. 1.3322 0.03726 283 213 46 24
1427 The next stretch is a little hairy. 1.3322 0.03373 283 203 66 14
1428 No, YOU'RE abominable, John. 1.3321 0.03580 280 206 55 19
1429 No, Ted-- you're fine. This is about me. 1.3321 0.03607 277 204 54 19
1430 He just ate our sherpa. 1.3321 0.03707 274 204 49 21
1431 He invited me up for a drink. 1.3321 0.03662 271 200 52 19
1432 I just feel like it's weird that he's technically naked. 1.3321 0.03536 268 194 59 15
1433 Unlike you, he hasn't reached his peak. 1.3321 0.03911 268 204 39 25
1434 Abominable he can live with," he says,"but Bigfoot hurts his feelings. 1.3321 0.03690 268 198 51 19
1435 For the record, I requested a trip to the Serengeti. 1.3321 0.03765 268 200 47 21
1436 Tinder is really getting weird. 1.3321 0.03590 262 190 57 15
1437 It didn't mean anything to me. It was just a winter fling. 1.3321 0.03590 262 190 57 15
1438 This is not what it looks like, Jack! 1.3320 0.03858 259 194 44 21
1439 Where'd you find this guide? Not much of a talker... but he sure seems to know his stuff. 1.3320 0.03699 259 190 52 17
1440 He said, and I quote, 'You can't get theah from heah'. 1.3320 0.03801 253 187 48 18
1441 I think he just made an anti-Homo sapien remark. 1.3320 0.03675 253 184 54 15
1442 The oxygen is too thin up here — and besides, he just ate Jim. 1.3320 0.03661 250 181 55 14
1443 He’s kind of sensitive about the back hair. 1.3311 0.03510 296 219 56 21
1444 That's nice of you to say, but if my husband was truly a legend, I wouldn't be the one asking you for directions. 1.3311 0.03535 293 217 55 21
1445 Let's follow him. I think he knows where the president's tax returns are. 1.3311 0.03632 293 220 49 24
1446 He's very upset over our inaction on climate change 1.3310 0.03560 290 215 54 21
1447 He said we should try the Paleodiet 1.3310 0.03560 290 215 54 21
1448 He's just misunderstood. There were more abominable people at base camp. 1.3310 0.03517 287 211 57 19
1449 I swear, Bill, he's just a friend I happen to bump into occasionally. 1.3310 0.03363 284 204 66 14
1450 He said the final ascent is his ‘me time’. 1.3310 0.03543 284 209 56 19
1451 Much friendlier than the French! 1.3310 0.03543 284 209 56 19
1452 Who would have known that he's in the Witness Protection Program? 1.3310 0.03569 281 207 55 19
1453 Well, he probably thinks you're abominable. 1.3310 0.03640 281 209 51 21
1454 Turns out his name is Melvin. 1.3309 0.03410 278 200 64 14
1455 Well, it's true what they say about big feet. 1.3309 0.03874 278 213 38 27
1456 I said, "Ready to meet the world?" And he said, "Not yeti." 1.3309 0.03559 278 204 56 18
1457 It's amazing what you can do with a comb-over! 1.3309 0.03596 278 205 54 19
1458 Well, he calls you the Abominable Keith! 1.3309 0.03623 275 203 53 19
1459 He said our use of adjectives is abominable 1.3309 0.03716 269 200 49 20
1460 Nothing surprises me anymore. 1.3309 0.03525 269 195 59 15
1461 I just said “You know what they say about big feet” and he stormed off. 1.3308 0.03630 266 195 54 17
1462 He's going back into hiding since there are more than enough people being abominable without him. 1.3308 0.03889 263 199 41 23
1463 It’s not you, it’s me. And him. 1.3308 0.03618 263 192 55 16
1464 Do you think he'll divulge our existence? 1.3308 0.03522 260 187 60 13
1465 What an amateur. He doesn't even have a backpack, let alone the correct footwear! 1.3307 0.03798 257 191 47 19
1466 Who is he to be lecturing us about footprints? 1.3306 0.03809 248 183 48 17
1467 "What's 'abominable' is your sensitivity." 1.3300 0.03507 300 223 55 22
1468 It was wonderful, but he snores. 1.3299 0.03424 294 215 61 18
1469 I've got to go with him. He's the most understanding...whatever he is ... I've ever met. I've treated him abominably, Yeti still loves me. 1.3299 0.03575 288 214 53 21
1470 Sorry, I prefer the strong, silent, abominable type. 1.3298 0.03558 282 208 55 19
1471 Babe, trust me, it looks like he’s been here before. 1.3298 0.03523 282 207 57 18
1472 Really, mister sensitive, 'abominable?' 1.3298 0.03663 282 211 49 22
1473 He stimulates my heart and mind in ways you'd never understand. So,goodbye,Stanley. 1.3298 0.03628 282 210 51 21
1474 That reminds me, I forgot to pack my razor. 1.3297 0.03512 279 204 58 17
1475 Please don't ruin this by proposing at the summit. 1.3297 0.03612 276 204 53 19
1476 Wow. 'Abominable?' Really, Greg? 1.3297 0.03612 276 204 53 19
1477 Don't be jealous--I don't see him often. 1.3297 0.03790 276 209 43 24
1478 I told you, Michael. He’s just an old friend. 1.3297 0.03684 276 206 49 21
1479 Yes, I'm leaving you. He has more than a big foot. 1.3297 0.03684 276 206 49 21
1480 When I asked if you brought your Yeti, I meant your insulated mug... 1.3296 0.03591 270 198 55 17
1481 He says he’s considering running in 2020 because he can’t be any worse than the incumbent. 1.3296 0.03741 270 202 47 21
1482 I've decided I need to try something different in life--don't take it personally. 1.3296 0.03591 270 198 55 17
1483 He's my support Yeti. 1.3295 0.03715 261 193 50 18
1484 Good news. We found him. Bad news. He's not into us. 1.3295 0.03553 261 189 58 14
1485 Hunting Big Foot would be a lot easier if we weren't blind. 1.3295 0.03832 261 196 44 21
1486 Sorry, but I have to follow my inner yeti. 1.3295 0.03785 258 192 47 19
1487 Apologize! 1.3294 0.03929 252 190 41 21
1488 I think we're overdressed. 1.3292 0.03664 240 173 55 12
1489 He said “Millennials are abominable.” 1.3292 0.03239 319 232 69 18
1490 No, he goes by ‘Barefoot’ 1.3291 0.03351 316 233 62 21
1491 Tesla stock down again? I bet next you’ll tell me Sasquatch is standing right behind me! 1.3289 0.03368 301 220 63 18
1492 Well, I think your feelings would be hurt, too, if someone called you abominable. 1.3289 0.03358 298 217 64 17
1493 He said, "All they call me is Big Foot, but they should see my other parts!!" 1.3288 0.03796 292 225 38 29
1494 Funny they named him big foot, when that's not the big appendage that jumped out at me. 1.3288 0.03605 292 219 50 23
1495 You had to put your big foot in your mouth! 1.3286 0.03574 280 207 54 19
1496 Don't bother asking -- he already has home, auto, and life. 1.3286 0.03609 280 208 52 20
1497 We went to Cleveland to meet my parents, its only fair that we go to meet his. 1.3286 0.03609 280 208 52 20
1498 He said "Its to cold out here and he will wait for us in the car". 1.3286 0.03680 280 210 48 22
1499 He likes what I do with my hair. 1.3285 0.03600 277 205 53 19
1500 Just because I haven't shaved my legs in a while doesn't give you the right to draw a comparison. 1.3285 0.03637 277 206 51 20
1501 It’s great, you still spot some of the old locals around here, it’s the only bit of Everest that we haven’t totally gentrified 1.3285 0.03628 274 203 52 19
1502 The same thing any of us are seeking, I suppose. Just wanting to be seen, really seen, by someone. 1.3284 0.03541 271 198 57 16
1503 The Air BnB said "quiet and off the grid." 1.3284 0.03646 268 198 52 18
1504 He says he doesn't have any idea of where the trail is, but rather smugly pointed out that he isn't lost. 1.3282 0.03781 262 196 46 20
1505 Said he was out for some “me time” then just kept right on walking. 1.3281 0.03794 253 188 47 18
1506 It IS true what they say about big feet... 1.3280 0.04070 250 192 34 24
1507 People say we're self-absorbed. Do you think we're self-absorbed? 1.3280 0.03594 311 237 46 28
1508 He said he'll have another showing in two weeks. 1.3278 0.03391 302 222 61 19
1509 Follow him if you want, but I don't think he really knows where the bathroom is. 1.3277 0.03405 296 217 61 18
1510 He wanted to know if 2020 was over. 1.3277 0.03664 296 225 45 26
1511 Of course he's upset. You treated him abominably. 1.3276 0.03554 290 216 53 21
1512 'He says he's gonna build a wall.' 1.3276 0.03813 290 224 37 29
1513 The track gets a bit hairy from this point 1.3276 0.03487 290 214 57 19
1514 Hi, I'm Maggie - so what inspired you to try out high-altitude speed dating? 1.3276 0.04123 232 176 36 20
1515 Did you have to call him Abominable? 1.3275 0.03572 284 211 53 20
1516 You want to know what's really abominable? Your readiness to judge based on appearance. 1.3275 0.03607 284 212 51 21
1517 Sorry Eric, even he doesn’t want Mattis’ job 1.3275 0.03808 284 218 39 27
1518 I’m sorry to leave you Mark, but he’s more of a social climber. 1.3274 0.03563 281 208 54 19
1519 Sasquatch? No, it’s only Trump in costume hiding from Nancy Pelosi. 1.3273 0.03731 278 210 45 23
1520 See, I told you we shoulda packed the camera! 1.3273 0.03553 278 205 55 18
1521 I told him to stay hidden until Trump was gone. 1.3273 0.03661 278 208 49 21
1522 He says we're lost. Loch Ness isn't anywhere around here. 1.3273 0.03580 275 203 54 18
1523 For only a small extra fee, the guides will wear the costume for our selfies at the top. 1.3273 0.03542 275 202 56 17
1524 Oh just give it up already. You’ll never convince him down is superior to fur. 1.3273 0.03689 275 206 48 21
1525 There's a lot more to him than those big feet! 1.3272 0.03754 272 205 45 22
1526 He might be abominable but that is no excuse to be rude! 1.3272 0.03453 272 197 61 14
1527 I guess he's not missing anymore. 1.3272 0.03607 272 201 53 18
1528 He's going back for his parka. 1.3272 0.03492 272 198 59 15
1529 Goodbye, John, no more washing & ironing shirts for me. 1.3271 0.03820 269 204 42 23
1530 He says it's Jeti with a "J"! 1.3271 0.03747 269 202 46 21
1531 Looks like your claim about making it to the top isn’t the only urban legend around here. 1.3271 0.03672 269 200 50 19
1532 Should I say something? 1.3271 0.03851 266 202 41 23
1533 He's counting steps. 1.3270 0.03691 263 195 50 18
1534 I swear. Nothing happened! 1.3268 0.03359 306 225 62 19
1535 I had to find out if it was true what they say about big feet. 1.3267 0.03771 251 186 48 17
1536 God, I hate how your mom follows us everywhere! 1.3266 0.03802 248 184 47 17
1537 Are you checking her out?! 1.3265 0.03552 294 220 52 22
1538 He's a myth, you're not. Suck it up and stop whining! 1.3265 0.03610 291 219 49 23
1539 He says he's going to run against Trump in 2020. 1.3264 0.03703 288 219 44 25
1540 He says there's nothing to see here 1.3264 0.03536 288 214 54 20
1541 No more abominable than the rest of you. 1.3263 0.03889 236 175 45 16
1542 I told you that we were overdressed!" 1.3262 0.03431 279 203 61 15
1543 Hello? Would you mind taking a photo of us? 1.3262 0.03578 279 207 53 19
1544 He was asking for directions. 1.3261 0.03244 322 236 67 19
1545 He prefers abominable snow person Bob! 1.3261 0.03494 276 202 58 16
1546 Honestly, I thought his footprints would be bigger. 1.3260 0.03412 319 239 56 24
1547 I told you a million times Steve, that was decades before we met. It's long over, leave him alone 1.3260 0.03706 273 205 47 21
1548 Shut up with your animal rights extinction crap. This fur coat isn't getting away. 1.3259 0.03735 270 203 46 21
1549 He left his cell phone on the summit. 1.3259 0.03507 270 197 58 15
1550 Actually, no. I found him to be quite pleasant. 1.3259 0.03660 270 201 50 19
1551 He said our table will be ready in 5 minutes 1.3258 0.03573 267 196 55 16
1552 Simmer down, Harry. We're just friends. 1.3258 0.03573 267 196 55 16
1553 He said the 'mile high club' is a myth. 1.3258 0.03351 264 188 66 10
1554 He said we should have turned left at the crevasse to get to Starbucks. 1.3257 0.03787 261 196 45 20
1555 Lets just follow that guy, he seems to know where he is going 1.3257 0.03419 261 187 63 11
1556 He said his life coach recommended nature walks. 1.3257 0.03668 261 193 51 17
1557 Why didn't you tell me this hike was clothing optional? 1.3257 0.03307 304 222 65 17
1558 Yes, there is a restaurant on the summit but he says the service is abominable. 1.3256 0.03857 258 195 42 21
1559 He doesn't believe there's an abominable president. 1.3256 0.03896 258 196 40 22
1560 I can’t believe it! A “no photo” policy?!?! 1.3255 0.03686 255 188 51 16
1561 Don't be too hard on yourself George. I've just always been attracted to mysterious men. 1.3254 0.03340 295 215 64 16
1562 He keeps muttering "I am not fake news. I am not fake news" 1.3254 0.03541 295 221 52 22
1563 Did you have to use the A-word? 1.3254 0.03800 252 188 46 18
1564 We just weren’t right for each other. He felt the need to Sasquatch-splain everything to me. 1.3253 0.03466 292 216 57 19
1565 Honey, we were just talking. 1.3253 0.03491 289 214 56 19
1566 Yeti, Schmeti... He said his name is Paul. 1.3253 0.03626 289 218 48 23
1567 He says the guru is just a myth. 1.3253 0.03456 289 213 58 18
1568 You just couldn't be the bigger man. 1.3253 0.03491 289 214 56 19
1569 This isn't what it looks like... 1.3252 0.03619 286 215 49 22
1570 The one time we forgot the camera! 1.3249 0.03521 277 204 56 17
1571 He says we should have taken that left back at the Denny's. 1.3248 0.03509 274 201 57 16
1572 Just ask him for directions. 1.3247 0.03417 271 196 62 13
1573 He insisted his name was Yuri, not Yeti. 1.3247 0.03649 271 202 50 19
1574 Quick, take a picture ... he didn't leave any foot prints! 1.3245 0.03744 265 199 46 20
1575 I thought he said Eddie, not yeti. 1.3245 0.03353 302 222 62 18
1576 Just because you found me with a naked yeti doesn’t mean I’m having an affair. 1.3244 0.03616 262 193 53 16
1577 What is wrong with you? He says there's a Starbucks up there. Why don't you believe anyone about anything? 1.3244 0.03538 299 225 51 23
1578 I'm leaving you for someone far more abominable. 1.3244 0.03601 299 227 47 25
1579 He's much more handsome than his photos. 1.3244 0.03376 299 220 61 18
1580 He just called me an abominable human! 1.3243 0.03498 296 221 54 21
1581 Confirmed...Starbucks ahead one mile! 1.3242 0.03490 293 218 55 20
1582 He said the Starbucks is up ahead. 1.3242 0.03422 293 216 59 18
1583 We're out of luck -- he didn't bring his selfie stick either. 1.3241 0.03713 290 222 42 26
1584 Fictional or not, he’s a heckuva trail guide. 1.3241 0.03446 290 214 58 18
1585 He says we're welcome at the top, just not yeti. 1.3240 0.03435 287 211 59 17
1586 I didn't mean to hurt you, Larry. There's just something so indescribably sexy about a no-maintenance guy--no clothes, no chitchat, no toilet paper--nothing. 1.3240 0.03608 287 216 49 22
1587 There's a thin line between lovable and abominable. 1.3240 0.03400 287 210 61 16
1588 Look, I know you said you’re good with anything, but I feel like I need to ask again. Are you sure you want to go to this orgy? 1.3240 0.03574 287 215 51 21
1589 He says he's king of the hill. 1.3240 0.03471 287 212 57 18
1590 You have some big shoes to fill now, Buster. 1.3240 0.03646 250 183 53 14
1591 Don't worry, he's only a myth 1.3239 0.03531 284 211 54 19
1592 You first... 1.3238 0.03592 281 210 51 20
1593 Honestly, I thought I was sleeping with you. 1.3237 0.03760 278 212 42 24
1594 I've told you Greg, it's not the size of your feet that's the issue. 1.3237 0.03619 278 208 50 20
1595 Maybe next time bring the camera instead of that damn hiking stick. 1.3237 0.03359 278 201 64 13
1596 Yer damn straight I married 'im, and he wants you to stop followin' us." 1.3236 0.03647 275 206 49 20
1597 It was an icy reception at best. 1.3236 0.03421 275 200 61 14
1598 Can you believe it? He said we’re an illusion because we’re not leaving tracks. 1.3235 0.03448 306 229 55 22
1599 Let's just say, it's not just his foot that's big. 1.3235 0.03819 272 208 40 24
1600 Go back to the last glacier and take a RIGHT, just like I said the first time. 1.3235 0.03354 306 226 61 19
1601 You wait here Jeremy, he wants to show me the view 1.3235 0.03600 272 202 52 18
1602 Just because he is abominable, doesn't mean he's a bad leader. 1.3234 0.03376 303 224 60 19
1603 I don't see what's so abominable about complimenting my ponytail Bob. 1.3234 0.03503 303 228 52 23
1604 No really, he’s just a friend! 1.3234 0.03589 269 199 53 17
1605 Okay Wendell, Billy is not your son. I suppose it was only a matter of time before you guessed the truth anyway. 1.3234 0.03703 269 202 47 20
1606 Who knows? He just wanted directions. 1.3234 0.03627 269 200 51 18
1607 He said he'd take us as far as Yetisburg. 1.3234 0.04033 235 178 38 19
1608 ‘Not entirely unlike Sisyphus,’ were his words to me in passing. 1.3233 0.03617 266 197 52 17
1609 Of course he ignored us, he's an anti-social climber. 1.3232 0.03521 297 223 52 22
1610 No problem! He just wanted directions on how to get to Burning Man 1.3232 0.03564 263 193 55 15
1611 He says we should have turned right at the ravine. Now aren’t you glad we stopped for directions? 1.3232 0.03354 263 188 65 10
1612 I knew the summit was at 8 thousand feet, but nobody told me they'd be BIG feet 1.3230 0.03538 291 218 52 21
1613 He says that the only thing that’s abominable these days is Trump. 1.3230 0.03980 257 198 35 24
1614 Who knew!... he’s not abominable at all. 1.3229 0.03564 288 216 51 21
1615 See, I told you this hike would be legendary. 1.3228 0.03648 254 187 52 15
1616 Why don't YOU tell him that he's abominable? 1.3228 0.03774 254 190 46 18
1617 I told you he wasn't real! Do you see any footprints?? 1.3228 0.03520 285 212 54 19
1618 Should we have asked for a selfie? 1.3227 0.03616 282 212 49 21
1619 He said we can check in to his Airbnb any time now. 1.3227 0.03510 282 209 55 18
1620 I'm sorry to say, but foot size has nothing to do with it. 1.3227 0.03581 282 211 51 20
1621 Sure. I turn around and you shout, Gotcha! Very funny. 1.3227 0.03616 282 212 49 21
1622 He wants us off his mountain. We're not white enough. 1.3227 0.03581 282 211 51 20
1623 Go ahead, you tell him we are going the wrong way. 1.3227 0.03651 282 213 47 22
1624 Actually, his name is Bigdick — he’s Bigfoot’s more popular brother. 1.3226 0.03608 279 209 50 20
1625 Let him go first. He was born here. 1.3226 0.03794 248 185 46 17
1626 He has a summer place at Loch Ness. 1.3225 0.03439 307 230 55 22
1627 Look, bigfoot- bigass- we all see things differently, Gary. Does it really matter?! We're lost! Don't you get that?! Let's just ask the guy, 'which way to the summit.' He seems like a local. He should know. 1.3225 0.03525 276 204 55 17
1628 Who knew he'd be so sensitive about his body hair?! 1.3225 0.03449 276 202 59 15
1629 Because of someone he called the "Orange-haired Abominable Showman," he decided to disappear again until at least 2020. 1.3225 0.03671 276 208 47 21
1630 Well, he looked like he knew the way out of the parking lot. 1.3225 0.03411 276 201 61 14
1631 If I ever get on Jeopardy this is definitely the story I’m telling Alex Trebek! 1.3224 0.03826 245 183 45 17
1632 He said cell reception was better near the top. 1.3223 0.03551 273 202 54 17
1633 The border's just ahead, but he says there's a very big wall. 1.3223 0.03842 273 210 38 25
1634 He obviously hasn't seen the Patagonia catalogue. 1.3223 0.03589 273 203 52 18
1635 He’s going ahead to prepare the appetizers 1.3223 0.03435 273 199 60 14
1636 Is it me or is the guide a bit rude? 1.3222 0.03765 270 205 43 22
1637 People laugh, but you don't see him freezing out here. 1.3221 0.03526 267 196 56 15
1638 He said we are welcome to stay but the toilets are overflowing because of the shutdown. 1.3221 0.03682 267 200 48 19
1639 I have a funny feeling about our trail guide, yet - I can't put my finger on why 1.3220 0.03193 295 212 71 12
1640 He says he's not coming down until they bring back the McRib. 1.3220 0.03512 264 193 57 14
1641 I told you he'd be offended if you asked if he was 'for real.' 1.3219 0.03286 292 212 66 14
1642 I already asked. He said it’s faux fur. 1.3217 0.03771 258 194 45 19
1643 Don't be so sensitive! I just said he was a huge guy. 1.3217 0.03771 258 194 45 19
1644 How could you? You know he's sensitive to the use of the "A" word! 1.3217 0.03403 286 210 60 16
1645 Thankfully, he said he's a vegan now 1.3217 0.03510 286 213 54 19
1646 Looks like this next stretch is going to get pretty hairy. 1.3217 0.03439 286 211 58 17
1647 He's leaving - said he's on a quest for intelligent life forms 1.3216 0.03678 255 189 50 16
1648 It's a Yeti not a Yogi! Is it any wonder he goes out of his way to avoid people? 1.3216 0.03506 255 185 58 12
1649 He never really believed in me. 1.3216 0.03605 283 213 49 21
1650 Next time you hire a guide get a background search, this guy's abominable!” 1.3214 0.03702 280 213 44 23
1651 Steve, we should have asked him for directions! HE looks like he knows where he's going... 1.3214 0.03561 280 209 52 19
1652 He said the view's not worth it. 1.3214 0.03181 280 199 72 9
1653 Would Bigfoot ask to borrow a phone charger? 1.3214 0.03750 252 188 47 17
1654 He's not leaving any footprints! 1.3213 0.03624 277 208 49 20
1655 Yes, I am leaving you. 1.3213 0.03660 277 209 47 21
1656 He says the coffee at the top is terrible. Let's turn back. 1.3213 0.03362 277 201 63 13
1657 Allen, I meant “abominable” in the best way possible! 1.3213 0.03400 277 202 61 14
1658 Look, he doesn't want to be in the selfie. 1.3212 0.03508 302 228 51 23
1659 Maybe we've been reading that evolution diagram backwards. 1.3212 0.03615 274 205 50 19
1660 Actually, he respects me. 1.3212 0.03386 274 199 62 13
1661 If I have to say size doesn't matter one more time . . . 1.3211 0.03856 246 185 43 18
1662 I can't help but feel like I'm missing something big... 1.3211 0.03336 299 220 62 17
1663 For the last damned time, I didn't eat your trail mix. 1.3210 0.03450 271 198 59 14
1664 I’m really not sure which of you is worse at asking for directions. 1.3209 0.03359 296 218 61 17
1665 He just wanted to make sure we weren't planning on staying and transforming the neighborhood into a hipster's paradise. 1.3209 0.03359 296 218 61 17
1666 Keep quiet, the body language says he's not going to be responsible for his actions if we keep asking, are we their yeti ? 1.3209 0.03820 268 205 40 23
1667 Well... I do want to be taken higher. 1.3208 0.03501 265 194 57 14
1668 He asked me if I know of a good place for electrolysis. 1.3208 0.03581 265 196 53 16
1669 No hello! Not a smile! Not even a nod! No wonder his ilk went extinct! 1.3207 0.03370 290 213 61 16
1670 No, I thought that you brought the phone. 1.3206 0.03729 262 197 46 19
1671 He's going to show us a shortcut. 1.3206 0.03321 287 209 64 14
1672 He said he’ll appreciate it we just follow him on Twitter and/or Instagram. 1.3206 0.03357 287 210 62 15
1673 I can't believe you said that. Now tell him you're sorry! 1.3206 0.03393 287 211 60 16
1674 Your yodeling offended him. 1.3206 0.03499 287 214 54 19
1675 Wow! This nature walk really lets you get in touch with the locals! 1.3205 0.03719 259 194 47 18
1676 Yes, the tour guide is very experienced. 1.3204 0.03417 284 209 59 16
1677 His wife made him stop and ask directions.” 1.3204 0.03663 284 216 45 23
1678 He asked me if he was close to the top 1.3203 0.03789 256 193 44 19
1679 Look,they don't leave footprints after all. 1.3203 0.03514 281 209 54 18
1680 You just had to insist we leave our smartphone-cameras behind on this climb, didn't you Nature Boy? 1.3202 0.03695 253 188 49 16
1681 Sasquatch? Really? I can't believe you think all ape-like creatures look the same. 1.3201 0.03503 278 206 55 17
1682 He isn't even TRYING to hide from us! I'm a little insulted. 1.3200 0.03594 250 183 54 13
1683 You've got some pretty big shoes to fill. 1.3200 0.03603 275 206 50 19
1684 Well, I'd bet your feelings would be hurt if I called you abominable. 1.3200 0.03293 300 220 64 16
1685 Dad, you promised you wouldn't make a scene! 1.3200 0.03375 275 200 62 13
1686 No Doug, I haven't heard what they say about guys with big feet. 1.3199 0.03450 297 222 55 20
1687 Asking him about his origins was very discriminating. YOU are a monster. 1.3199 0.03349 297 219 61 17
1688 Nice, Dan! I told you not to say anything. He has a "condition". 1.3199 0.03593 272 203 51 18
1689 Brad, you can't just ask him why he's abominable. 1.3199 0.03741 272 207 43 22
1690 Actually, he was only mildly unpleasant. 1.3197 0.03507 294 221 52 21
1691 He said he is not from around here. 1.3197 0.03474 294 220 54 20
1692 YOU wanted to hire a GUIDE, so we are going to follow HIM! 1.3197 0.03659 269 202 48 19
1693 He was happy to hear that the climate is warming, since he is losing some of his hair. 1.3197 0.03919 244 185 40 19
1694 You shouldn't have said that about his feet. 1.3196 0.03464 291 217 55 19
1695 I figured he'd take "abominable" as a compliment. 1.3196 0.03360 291 214 61 16
1696 I asked him if he was cold and he said "not yeti"! 1.3194 0.03677 263 197 48 18
1697 Sorry, that threw me for a minute. That was my ex. 1.3194 0.03794 263 200 42 21
1698 I told you it's better to follow the locals 1.3193 0.03618 285 216 47 22
1699 Don't be so judgy. He looks mostly harmless and he is going our way. 1.3193 0.03407 285 210 59 16
1700 He was heading down for groceries, but forgot his cell phone. 1.3191 0.03357 282 206 62 14
1701 I'm leaving you Harry...for Hairy. 1.3191 0.03736 257 193 46 18
1702 Is that what we were or what we will be? 1.3189 0.03683 254 189 49 16
1703 Bill, I've met someone new. 1.3189 0.03641 254 188 51 15
1704 Sorry, but I'm leaving you for someone more grounded and in touch with nature. 1.3188 0.03592 276 207 50 19
1705 That's my guide. Thank god for Google Translate. 1.3188 0.03306 298 219 63 16
1706 Nature sure does get interesting during these government shutdowns. 1.3187 0.03962 251 193 36 22
1707 Honest, we're just friends. 1.3185 0.03413 270 197 60 13
1708 I said good morning and how are you doing and all he said was " I go up, I come down, Yeti Yeti Yeti" 1.3185 0.03831 270 208 38 24
1709 He asked for a MAGA hat: he's a big fan of isolationism. 1.3185 0.03385 292 216 59 17
1710 He asked if we knew any single and abominable snow women. 1.3185 0.03488 292 219 53 20
1711 His name is Francis. You're the abominable one. 1.3185 0.03488 292 219 53 20
1712 Didn’t that guy pass us eons ago? 1.3185 0.03555 292 221 49 22
1713 Himalaya, if you know what I mean. 1.3184 0.03598 267 199 51 17
1714 But he called me, “Sheena of the Mountain;” you only call me a social climber. 1.3184 0.03675 267 201 47 19
1715 You promised we wouldn’t see any other tourists. 1.3183 0.03301 289 211 64 14
1716 That's the last time I'll swipe right on a profile without a picture. 1.3183 0.03547 289 218 50 21
1717 Maybe you shouldn't have called him "abominable" to his face. 1.3182 0.03939 242 184 39 19
1718 I swear it's over. He's an animal. 1.3182 0.03586 264 196 52 16
1719 Did you see his six pack. Abdominal indeed! 1.3182 0.03538 286 215 51 20
1720 Because he's not a wuss. 1.3180 0.03599 283 214 48 21
1721 Does your father always have to take off his clothes when he feels hot? 1.3179 0.03502 302 229 50 23
1722 Well if you hadn't called him 'The Abominable Slow Man'... 1.3179 0.03626 280 212 47 21
1723 Until this moment, I thought you were pretty well endowed! 1.3177 0.03507 277 206 54 17
1724 The all-knowing Guru on top of the mountain? He said he ate him. 1.3176 0.03628 255 189 51 15
1725 He’ll be right back, he left his shades in the car. 1.3176 0.03713 255 191 47 17
1726 No, Mr. Insecure, I couldn't see how hung he is. 1.3176 0.03678 296 229 40 27
1727 He said "Abominable is in the eye of the beholder." 1.3176 0.03552 296 225 48 23
1728 I just told him to take a hike 1.3175 0.03571 274 205 51 18
1729 You go first, dear. 1.3175 0.03533 274 204 53 17
1730 Good job, guide! He said we should be on the mountain over there! 1.3175 0.03681 274 208 45 21
1731 He says Bigfoot's a myth. 1.3175 0.03378 274 200 61 13
1732 Are you even listening to me?! 1.3175 0.03785 252 190 44 18
1733 Let’s ask him for directions; he seems to be a local. 1.3173 0.03321 271 196 64 11
1734 I cant't believe you called him the "Y" word! 1.3173 0.03643 249 184 51 14
1735 I’m seeing somebody else. 1.3173 0.03687 249 185 49 15
1736 The moment Jill realizes that “cold weather shrinkage” might be a phenomenon unique to humans. 1.3173 0.03774 249 187 45 17
1737 Apparently, they're very serious about casual Fridays. 1.3172 0.03328 290 213 62 15
1738 Our Smartphone detox was your idea. 1.3172 0.03813 268 206 39 23
1739 You don't even know him - your intolerance is what's abominable. 1.3172 0.03508 268 198 55 15
1740 He'll guide us to the top, but we can't take pictures. 1.3171 0.03387 287 212 59 16
1741 I'm sorry, Steve, but I've found someone else. 1.3171 0.03528 287 216 51 20
1742 But why do you trust his directions over mine? 1.3171 0.03581 246 180 54 12
1743 He asked me for my phone number 1.3170 0.03178 306 223 69 14
1744 Ugh. Are you happy NOW that we deleted Facebook? Everyone would be so jealous right now. 1.3170 0.03374 306 229 57 20
1745 Climate change is driving them to higher elevations. 1.3170 0.03534 265 196 54 15
1746 He says the bathrooms are closed due to the Trump shut down . 1.3169 0.03553 284 214 50 20
1747 Oh that’s Larry - he’s a bit of a local celebrity. 1.3169 0.03374 284 209 60 15
1748 He said get lost 1.3168 0.03761 262 199 43 20
1749 Wish you had one that big! 1.3166 0.03539 319 247 43 29
1750 I told him fur is murder and he just ignored me. 1.3166 0.03546 259 191 54 14
1751 He says the conditions ahead are just abominable 1.3165 0.03713 278 213 42 23
1752 Don't worry. He's just a manifestation of your oxygen deprivation. 1.3164 0.03484 275 204 55 16
1753 I told you not to call him abominable! 1.3164 0.03633 275 208 47 20
1754 He said he was flattered, but worried about the optics of another white male hosting the Oscars. 1.3164 0.03633 275 208 47 20
1755 Believe it Seth, you’re finally free to date that mermaid in 11b 1.3163 0.03434 294 220 55 19
1756 We need to head back now! The hallucinations are getting worse. 1.3162 0.03513 253 185 56 12
1757 Wow. That better be faux fur. 1.3162 0.03772 253 191 44 18
1758 I told you not to book an unlicensed Sherpa. 1.3162 0.03548 272 203 52 17
1759 He's announced an exploratory committee for a presidential run in 2020. 1.3162 0.03458 291 218 54 19
1760 Okay, first off.... He doesn’t appreciate the label “abominable.” 1.3162 0.03492 291 219 52 20
1761 He’s just trying to find himself. 1.3160 0.03630 250 185 51 14
1762 Nice but a bit paranoid. How many people can be looking for him? 1.3160 0.03652 269 203 47 19
1763 Bob, our mountain guide is a beast. There's no way we'll keep up. 1.3160 0.03230 288 209 67 12
1764 Clothes optional from this point on. 1.3158 0.03523 266 197 54 15
1765 He said he's never hiked here before, Yeti looks so familiar. 1.3158 0.03602 266 199 50 17
1766 No,no...that's not him..I'm looking for the Adorable Snowman! 1.3158 0.03513 304 232 48 24
1767 That's Mister Everest. He's the owner. 1.3158 0.03612 285 217 46 22
1768 Yeah....we met on tinder. 1.3158 0.03400 285 211 58 16
1769 He asked if you would wait for us here. 1.3158 0.03400 285 211 58 16
1770 You just had to comment on his looks, didn't you? 1.3158 0.03289 285 208 64 13
1771 He recommends the fondue from the chalet on the left. 1.3158 0.03563 266 198 52 16
1772 I said call him Snowman - he hates 'Abominable.' 1.3156 0.03604 282 214 47 21
1773 He said there’s nothing interesting to see up there. 1.3156 0.03387 282 208 59 15
1774 I'm tired of your constant complaining, Richard. Either pick up the pace or we'll go on without you. 1.3156 0.03630 263 197 49 17
1775 He said ' No pictures'. 1.3156 0.03630 263 197 49 17
1776 But he swears he knows this trail like the back of his foot. 1.3154 0.03265 298 219 64 15
1777 Puffy jackets are out. The Performance Fleece Onesie is the new must have. 1.3154 0.03595 279 211 48 20
1778 Sorry, Topher, I need more mystery in a man. 1.3154 0.03559 279 210 50 19
1779 He prefers Sasquatch. Says the mean kids stuck him with Big Foot. 1.3154 0.03335 279 204 62 13
1780 Don't, he'll just use it for drugs. 1.3154 0.03523 279 209 52 18
1781 He says he doesn’t want to be discovered. 1.3154 0.03618 260 194 50 16
1782 He said we have to contact his Agent for a picture. 1.3153 0.03424 295 221 55 19
1783 You’re the one who’s abominable. 1.3152 0.03622 276 209 47 20
1784 Do I really have to be the one to ask him for directions?! 1.3152 0.03765 276 213 39 24
1785 It’s Abominable SnowPerson! 1.3151 0.03844 238 179 43 16
1786 No, he's on his way to Washington, D.C. to protest. President Trump just did away with the endangered species act. 1.3151 0.03482 292 220 52 20
1787 I’m sorry but he just fulfills my fantasies more than you. 1.3150 0.03794 273 211 38 24
1788 I DIDN'T MEAN TO HURT HIS FEELINGS. WHAT DOES "ABOMINABLE" MEAN ANYWAY? 1.3150 0.03613 273 206 48 19
1789 He said, "46 and half, triple E." 1.3149 0.03292 308 229 61 18
1790 I said to follow “Siri”, not “Yeti”! 1.3149 0.03541 289 219 49 21
1791 And yet i still don't believe 1.3149 0.03472 289 217 53 19
1792 If I knew he was so sensitive about the size of his feet, I would have called him Sasquatch. 1.3148 0.03525 270 201 53 16
1793 Taking that gap year did a lot for his self-confidence.” 1.3148 0.03752 270 207 41 22
1794 And when have you ever wanted to ask for directions? 1.3148 0.03640 270 204 47 19
1795 He thought we were from Publisher’s Clearing House 1.3147 0.03790 251 190 43 18
1796 I'm sick and tired of living your fantasies 1.3147 0.03426 286 213 56 17
1797 Big foot my ass!! You always change the subject when you’re caught! 1.3146 0.03471 267 197 56 14
1798 I know it’s Trump, it said it was the greatest abdominal snowman. 1.3146 0.03668 267 202 46 19
1799 Not a soul. You? 1.3145 0.03522 283 213 51 19
1800 “no, Ken - You’re abominable!” 1.3145 0.03627 283 216 45 22
1801 Doesn't know, says he's from out-of-town. 1.3144 0.03538 264 196 53 15
1802 He’s going to get his family for a group selfie 1.3142 0.03546 296 226 47 23
1803 I tried to say "Happy New Year", but my yettish isn't very good. 1.3141 0.03611 277 210 47 20
1804 I told him to go get lost if he wants to preserve his reputation 1.3141 0.03538 277 208 51 18
1805 It's not what you think... 1.3140 0.03404 293 219 56 18
1806 He said the "23andMe" thing is baloney. 1.3139 0.03283 309 230 61 18
1807 Size matters. 1.3139 0.03488 274 204 54 16
1808 Dave, I told you not to talk about politics! 1.3139 0.03488 274 204 54 16
1809 He just wanted to know who won the election. 1.3139 0.03488 274 204 54 16
1810 Wow. I guess it's really true what they say about a man who has a big foot". 1.3138 0.03321 290 214 61 15
1811 He's taking us to Elvis and the Easter Bunny. 1.3138 0.03496 290 219 51 20
1812 I told him I was seeing someone else. 1.3138 0.03427 290 217 55 18
1813 He told me a little higher up there's a WALL to keep us out. 1.3137 0.03740 271 208 41 22
1814 Staying warm must have been more important to him than evolution. 1.3137 0.03552 271 203 51 17
1815 I told you he was easily offended. 1.3137 0.03395 271 199 59 13
1816 Is it just me or does he look much scarier on Instagram? 1.3136 0.03521 287 217 50 20
1817 Your wife looks pissed! 1.3134 0.03695 268 204 44 20
1818 it’s just sometimes i feel like u don’t even know he exists 1.3134 0.03547 284 215 49 20
1819 My Fitbit says 1,000 steps to the top. His says 250. Go figure. 1.3132 0.03567 265 198 51 16
1820 He's nothing but a show-off. Big foot, bigger ego. 1.3132 0.03685 265 201 45 19
1821 What did you say to him this time? 1.3130 0.03553 262 195 52 15
1822 He says he's got wi-fi 1.3130 0.03594 262 196 50 16
1823 Can't be him. Feet are way too small. 1.3130 0.03594 262 196 50 16
1824 I don't think so...I heard him muttering that it was a long way to go just for some crappy star wars convention... 1.3130 0.03594 262 196 50 16
1825 Would you believe, he asked me to go up to his place. 1.3129 0.03527 278 209 51 18
1826 Apparently he finds your puffy jacket abominable. 1.3129 0.03428 294 221 54 19
1827 He asked if he was near the top. I said "Not Yeti." 1.3129 0.03460 310 237 49 24
1828 You just HAD to say manscaping! 1.3127 0.03539 259 192 53 14
1829 No Harvey, he's just an old college friend! 1.3127 0.03553 275 207 50 18
1830 He said his name is Harvey Weinstein. 1.3127 0.03486 291 220 51 20
1831 With Amazon Prime, we get free Sherpa. 1.3125 0.03334 288 213 60 15
1832 He's going back up. He thinks it's become abominable down here. 1.3125 0.03579 288 220 46 22
1833 I haven't seen any footprints either. 1.3125 0.03692 256 193 46 17
1834 Post-impeachment, he just wants to be left alone. 1.3125 0.03406 288 215 56 17
1835 I spoke to the local and it seems we’ve been going the wrong way. 1.3123 0.03680 253 190 47 16
1836 I can’t believe you dropped the “A” bomb! 1.3121 0.03454 282 211 54 17
1837 I've met someone else. 1.3121 0.03526 282 213 50 19
1838 I don't care that you two were frat brothers Larry, we are NOT staying in his cave! 1.3121 0.03526 282 213 50 19
1839 I don't know. He just gave me the cold shoulder 1.3120 0.03515 266 198 53 15
1840 I won't tell if you won't tell. 1.3120 0.03515 266 198 53 15
1841 He's not abominable at all. He's been very helpful. 1.3119 0.03315 295 219 60 16
1842 And I say we follow him! 1.3118 0.03327 279 205 61 13
1843 He's not mad. He just wants to be seen. 1.3118 0.03404 279 207 57 15
1844 Sure you don't want to meet my Dad? 1.3117 0.03954 247 191 35 21
1845 Let him lead he knows the neighborhood 1.3116 0.03230 292 214 65 13
1846 I swear I’ve never seen him before! 1.3114 0.03453 273 203 55 15
1847 I'm leaving you because he validates my feelings. 1.3113 0.03680 257 194 46 17
1848 This is why we need immigration reform. 1.3110 0.03621 283 217 44 22
1849 The only thing abominable here is your lack of sensitivity. 1.3110 0.03444 283 212 54 17
1850 I'm done Mark — I get that your Dad is a nature person, but he needs to put some clothes on. 1.3106 0.03530 264 197 52 15
1851 He said there's nothing worth seeing up there. 1.3106 0.03571 264 198 50 16
1852 You hired him as our guide so who's the neanderthal really? 1.3106 0.03611 264 199 48 17
1853 If he eats there, how bad can it be? 1.3106 0.03448 264 195 56 13
1854 He packed NONE of his waste out of base camp. Talk about abominable! 1.3106 0.03328 293 218 59 16
1855 I think he said we're near the top, but his accent is abominable. 1.3105 0.03531 277 209 50 18
1856 He said, "I'm not the Bigfoot you're looking for," but that may have been just a Yeti mind trick. 1.3105 0.03604 277 211 46 20
1857 It'll be hard to follow in his footsteps. 1.3103 0.03490 290 220 50 20
1858 The Contiki website said he’s an abominable tour guide, but so far I’d say he’s been great! 1.3103 0.03598 261 196 49 16
1859 He said we're still about 1,000 big feet away from the peak 1.3102 0.03403 274 203 57 14
1860 Relax, George. I just told him threesomes are not our cup of tea 1.3102 0.03442 274 204 55 15
1861 Please do hurry, James, he says the Starbucks closes in ten minutes. 1.3102 0.03802 245 186 42 17
1862 If he really is so abominable, then why did he just compliment your jacket? 1.3102 0.03576 245 181 52 12
1863 He said the nearest Starbuck's is two mountains to the left, and down about 4500 feet. 1.3101 0.03480 287 217 51 19
1864 You're smarter but he's got the edge in experience. 1.3101 0.03749 258 197 42 19
1865 So now what? 1.3101 0.03749 258 197 42 19
1866 He asked me to take a picture of him and his family. 1.3100 0.03408 300 227 53 20
1867 He’s running for President. 1.3100 0.03568 300 232 43 25
1868 He hasn’t seen him. 1.3100 0.03467 271 202 54 15
1869 Frankly, sometimes you're kind of abominable too, Greg. 1.3100 0.03506 271 203 52 16
1870 Actually, he seems indomitable. 1.3100 0.03545 271 204 50 17
1871 He said he was going up for an iced coffee and asked me if I wanted anything. 1.3099 0.03469 284 214 52 18
1872 Some call him Sasquatch, yeah, but us locals call him hairy naked Bill. 1.3098 0.03398 297 224 54 19
1873 He's half the man and twice the beast that you are. 1.3098 0.03296 297 221 60 16
1874 You said you wanted to meet my parents, right? 1.3096 0.03230 281 205 65 11
1875 Thru-hikers are so intense. 1.3096 0.03346 281 208 59 14
1876 'You know I've always wanted a REAL mountain man, Stan.' 1.3096 0.03208 323 242 62 19
1877 We’re friends on Instagram 1.3095 0.03318 294 219 59 16
1878 He's always in a mood during tourist season. 1.3095 0.03247 294 217 63 14
1879 Yes, I do feel sometimes like evolution has passed me by. 1.3095 0.03508 252 186 54 12
1880 Actually he was quite pleasant . . . amiable, certainly not abominable. 1.3095 0.03318 294 219 59 16
1881 I have to warn you: I'm just out of an abominable relationship. 1.3094 0.03289 307 230 59 18
1882 What guy? 1.3094 0.03559 265 199 50 16
1883 All I did was to ask him if he thought global warming was fake news. 1.3094 0.03445 278 208 54 16
1884 'He said walking sticks are for pussies.' 1.3094 0.03330 278 205 60 13
1885 We've just been ignored by a Yeti, Josh. Makes me feel, well, abominable, actually. 1.3094 0.03520 278 210 50 18
1886 He hit on me, some line about big feet. 1.3092 0.03758 249 189 43 17
1887 You might as well turn back. There's really nothing to see up there. 1.3092 0.03310 304 228 58 18
1888 Who knew we’d run in to the next GOP Presidential candidate up here! 1.3092 0.03707 262 200 43 19
1889 And yeti seemed so nice. 1.3092 0.03823 262 203 37 22
1890 These Virtual Reality sunglasses are really fantastic! 1.3092 0.03462 262 194 55 13
1891 He says there's no Starbucks. 1.3091 0.03583 275 209 47 19
1892 Don't drag him into this. I left because YOU are the abominable one! 1.3091 0.03764 275 214 37 24
1893 He just said we should be careful, you never know what creatures are walking around up here. 1.3091 0.03393 275 204 57 14
1894 What did he mean when he said we'll be late for dinner? 1.3091 0.03583 275 209 47 19
1895 I'm telling you--Cross Fit. 1.3091 0.03313 275 202 61 12
1896 He keeps saying it's just a little bit farther, just over that hill, and he'll show us something really cool! 1.3090 0.03365 301 227 55 19
1897 I promise, I'll never see him again! 1.3090 0.03430 301 229 51 21
1898 Greeting him in Klingon was not funny. 1.3089 0.03312 259 188 62 9
1899 With the furlough, he's had to pull double shifts to rescue hikers. 1.3088 0.03721 272 210 40 22
1900 He said he's a local but I'd feel more comfortable looking it up on Waze. 1.3088 0.03564 285 218 46 21
1901 He says we can use the trails all we want, but his Himalaya Shutdown is going ahead no matter what. 1.3088 0.03494 285 216 50 19
1902 I'm sorry, Larry, but he's offering me a home with a view. 1.3086 0.03643 256 193 47 16
1903 He said he'd introduce me to the Tooth Fairy. 1.3086 0.03638 269 205 45 19
1904 Shhhh, shhhhh, there goes my ex. 1.3085 0.03591 282 216 45 21
1905 I hope you know that without a selfie no one will believe us! 1.3085 0.03478 295 225 49 21
1906 This tourism on Everest is getting out of control. 1.3085 0.03478 295 225 49 21
1907 Wow, you really are never going to propose, are you? 1.3084 0.03588 308 241 39 28
1908 He’s harmless; he just wants trail mix.” 1.3083 0.03672 253 191 46 16
1909 I told you before, size doesn’t matter! 1.3083 0.03384 266 196 58 12
1910 He says to please tell the world that they may be wide, but really they're just a size 9 1/2. 1.3083 0.03426 266 197 56 13
1911 Maybe I shouldn't have mentioned shrinkage. 1.3083 0.03588 266 201 48 17
1912 Hey, he knows a short cut. 1.3082 0.03201 279 203 66 10
1913 See I told you...he said were going the wrong way! 1.3082 0.03435 279 209 54 16
1914 No - It's his cousin The Respectable Yeti 1.3082 0.03435 279 209 54 16
1915 Stop him! Maybe he can take a picture of us! 1.3080 0.03658 250 188 47 15
1916 It's Esteem Lacking Snow Person now. 1.3080 0.03493 263 196 53 14
1917 Our selfie together came out really blurry for some reason.” 1.3080 0.03645 276 212 43 21
1918 George, I'd like to start seeing other people. 1.3080 0.03207 289 212 65 12
1919 I'll never let you set me up on a blind date again! 1.3080 0.03562 289 222 45 22
1920 Come on Todd, I may be blind but my nose works. 1.3080 0.03562 289 222 45 22
1921 Well, you know what they say about men with big feet... 1.3079 0.03453 302 231 49 22
1922 He doesn't look as big in person. 1.3077 0.03053 312 228 72 12
1923 He says not Yeti. 1.3077 0.03448 286 216 52 18
1924 He would come down more often but people keep talking about his feet. 1.3077 0.03277 299 223 60 16
1925 You called him Bigfoot?! 1.3077 0.03523 273 206 50 17
1926 I told you we should have brought our camera. He only wanted $5 for a selfie with him. 1.3077 0.03643 260 197 46 17
1927 I don't care if that's what the other explorers call him. "Abominable" isn't nice. 1.3077 0.03406 273 203 56 14
1928 How rude of you! He only asked for directions. 1.3077 0.03448 286 216 52 18
1929 Way to go! You hurt his feelings. 1.3077 0.03622 286 221 42 23
1930 He is less abominable where it counts ... good bye and good luck. 1.3074 0.03614 283 218 43 22
1931 He's upset; he thought it was "abdominal." 1.3074 0.03473 283 214 51 18
1932 You go. I want to be found. 1.3074 0.03400 283 212 55 16
1933 No, the most amazing part was finding myself. 1.3074 0.03754 257 197 41 19
1934 He says it's pronounced yeh--TEE. 1.3072 0.03482 306 236 46 24
1935 Wouldn't you know, the selfie was all blurry. 1.3072 0.03356 293 220 56 17
1936 he said, nothing to see up there... 1.3071 0.03534 280 213 48 19
1937 He said the guru is on the next mountain over. 1.3071 0.03424 280 210 54 16
1938 He says we can get a signal up here. 1.3071 0.03498 280 212 50 18
1939 You know the old saying? It will never be the right place to tell you I found someone else. 1.3071 0.03496 267 200 52 15
1940 He'll be right back; he left his iphone in the cave 1.3071 0.03654 267 204 44 19
1941 I think he's Italian. I asked to get a selfie with him, and he kept saying "not yeti....not yeti" 1.3069 0.03313 303 228 57 18
1942 I think we’ve discovered who’s really abominable here—and I’m pressing on with the yeti. 1.3069 0.03372 277 206 57 14
1943 He doesn't want to be called fake news anymore. 1.3069 0.03774 277 217 35 25
1944 You’re the one with no social skills! 1.3069 0.03560 277 211 47 19
1945 You just never know when you'll spot a celebrity! 1.3069 0.03597 277 212 45 20
1946 He said to leave behind only a small carbon footprint. 1.3067 0.03020 300 217 74 9
1947 I have a feeling we ain't seen nothing yeti. 1.3066 0.03366 287 215 56 16
1948 And of course now I realize we left the camera back in the tent! 1.3066 0.03366 287 215 56 16
1949 “Size does matter - it’s true what they say about big feet." 1.3066 0.03543 287 220 46 21
1950 He said there's a Starbucks just over the next ridge. 1.3066 0.03550 274 208 48 18
1951 Okay, so he says we took a wrong turn back at base camp. 1.3066 0.03396 274 204 56 14
1952 Honey, I really enjoyed the Pilates, the tapas dipped in flecks of gold, and the W.B. Yeats poetry, but I want someone more primitive. 1.3065 0.03631 261 198 46 17
1953 Jesus — and neither one of us brought a camera? 1.3065 0.03229 310 232 61 17
1954 He says he has a higher calling.... 1.3063 0.03533 284 217 47 20
1955 Every day about this time. He has quite a commute. 1.3063 0.03315 284 211 59 14
1956 All the money we spent on gear and we still can't keep up with him. 1.3063 0.03498 284 216 49 19
1957 It is your behavior that I find abominable! 1.3063 0.03390 284 213 55 16
1958 I bet you used the word 'abominable'" 1.3063 0.03533 284 217 47 20
1959 These days I never know what to believe 1.3062 0.03448 258 191 55 12
1960 No John, he doesn't have a big dick 1.3062 0.03472 307 237 46 24
1961 He makes it look so easy. 1.3061 0.03613 245 183 49 13
1962 He's been like that since his yak died 1.3060 0.03523 281 214 48 19
1963 He asked if Trump was still alive. 1.3060 0.03595 281 216 44 21
1964 Abomanable sex is still sex. 1.3060 0.03559 281 215 46 20
1965 Looks easier without a backpack. 1.3060 0.03564 268 203 48 17
1966 He said that we are lost 1.3059 0.03561 255 191 50 14
1967 For crying out loud, George. It's Yeti, not Abominable Snowman! You're being terribly insensitive. 1.3059 0.03647 255 193 46 16
1968 He said there's a two hour wait. 1.3058 0.03473 291 222 49 20
1969 He'll be back when he meets his daily step goal. 1.3058 0.03735 242 183 44 15
1970 He says he has to get back to the White House. 1.3057 0.03504 314 245 42 27
1971 I actually think his feet are the perfect size for his body. 1.3057 0.03263 314 237 58 19
1972 He exposed himself and all you could do was take a photo!? 1.3057 0.03511 265 199 51 15
1973 I hear the next stretch can get pretty hairy. 1.3057 0.03344 265 195 59 11
1974 He said he didn't want to be the third wheel. 1.3056 0.03320 288 215 58 15
1975 I wanted to be first, so we might as well go back. 1.3055 0.03649 275 212 42 21
1976 I told you, the preferred term is Yeti. 1.3055 0.03265 275 202 62 11
1977 Yes honey-size matters...he's not just big foot! 1.3053 0.03699 262 201 42 19
1978 Are we there Yeti?” Really 1.3053 0.03416 285 215 53 17
1979 He says he’s building a wall. 1.3053 0.03487 285 217 49 19
1980 You’re right. That is who I was making the sweater for. 1.3052 0.03662 249 188 46 15
1981 ...he said he’s pissed off...his 23andMe came back and he’s related to Elizabeth Warren... 1.3052 0.03792 249 191 40 18
1982 Not to worry, he was just asking for directions. 1.3051 0.03336 295 222 56 17
1983 It’s his mountain. I’m not going to drop in without a gift. 1.3051 0.03371 295 223 54 18
1984 I don’t care who she is!!! It’s demeaning how you look at other women. 1.3050 0.03584 282 217 44 21
1985 He said “Follow me if you want to see something really interesting”. 1.3049 0.03391 305 233 51 21
1986 All he asked is that I spell his name correctly. So, yeah, it was worth it. 1.3049 0.03411 246 180 57 9
1987 I'm keeping my name professionally but, yeah, officially it's Karen Bragin-Yeti. 1.3049 0.03736 246 187 43 16
1988 He says he's not coming down until people get over the whole 'abominable' thing. 1.3048 0.03352 269 199 58 12
1989 Who invited your mother? 1.3048 0.03628 292 228 39 25
1990 Quick, give him your business card. You are the manager of a Big and Tall store. 1.3048 0.03359 292 220 55 17
1991 HE SAID NEXT HE’S GOING TO FORD EVERY STREAM. 1.3047 0.03427 279 210 53 16
1992 "I know I recognize him from somewhere, but I just can't put my finger on it. 1.3047 0.03575 279 214 45 20
1993 These new sunglasses really make a big difference. I'm seeing details I never noticed before. 1.3045 0.03274 289 215 60 14
1994 What do you want from me.....he was the only guide they had left! 1.3045 0.03452 289 220 50 19
1995 I'm sorry but my foot fetish is bigger than both of us. 1.3045 0.03346 289 217 56 16
1996 We leave a bigger footprint than he does! 1.3043 0.03338 299 226 55 18
1997 Apparently we’re trespassing on private property 1.3043 0.03201 299 222 63 14
1998 It gets pretty hairy from here. 1.3043 0.03564 276 211 46 19
1999 You're nice but he's Bigfoot. I've been looking for him my whole life. 1.3043 0.03452 276 208 52 16
2000 This guide was highly rated on Yelp! 1.3043 0.03413 276 207 54 15
2001 He says it’s too damn hot and come back after we stop global warming. 1.3043 0.03375 276 206 56 14
2002 Was that the Dos Equis guy? 1.3043 0.03527 276 210 48 18
2003 Well, how would you feel if someone called you 'Abominable'? 1.3043 0.03564 276 211 46 19
2004 He says he needs to get home in time for Dancing with the Stars. 1.3042 0.03512 286 219 47 20
2005 Next year we're doing Christmas at *my* parents' house. 1.3042 0.03258 286 212 61 13
2006 She’s a lot taller than I expected 1.3042 0.03477 286 218 49 19
2007 Abominable, shmabominable, at least he asks for directions. 1.3041 0.03186 296 219 64 13
2008 He says the view is so-so. 1.3041 0.03292 296 222 58 16
2009 You know, if we weren't blind maybe we could find big foot 1.3038 0.03384 293 222 53 18
2010 You don’t always get to choose your mentor in life, Jason. 1.3037 0.03542 270 205 48 17
2011 He looks less abominable in person. 1.3037 0.03618 270 207 44 19
2012 I told you. He's just an old friend from college... 1.3037 0.03580 270 206 46 18
2013 He's a great guide, just no photo ops. 1.3036 0.03491 280 213 49 18
2014 He said he just wanted to know if it was 2020 yet. 1.3036 0.03379 280 210 55 15
2015 He said, "Google Earth can just leave me the hell alone." 1.3035 0.03266 313 237 57 19
2016 Well I will, if you are too embarrassed to ask for directions Tom 1.3035 0.03537 257 193 50 14
2017 Don't worry,it was consensual. 1.3034 0.03407 290 220 52 18
2018 I told you the lack of oxygen does wonders for the imagination. 1.3034 0.03227 290 215 62 13
2019 I'm not afraid but... I'll race you to the bottom... 1.3034 0.03300 290 217 58 15
2020 He said it hurts his feelings when we call him Abominable. 1.3034 0.03264 290 216 60 14
2021 Of course he resents being called Abominable." 1.3034 0.03407 290 220 52 18
2022 He was surprisingly articulate. 1.3034 0.03407 267 199 55 13
2023 See? I told you he’d lap us again. 1.3032 0.03479 277 210 50 17
2024 Funny how myths develop. Compared to you today, he wasn’t so abominable after all. 1.3032 0.03364 277 207 56 14
2025 He's much warmer than you Stan. 1.3032 0.03403 277 208 54 15
2026 All he said was, 'I want to be alone'. 1.3031 0.03565 254 191 49 14
2027 He's just got a bad rep. He's actually quite a conversationalist. 1.3031 0.03249 287 213 61 13
2028 I envy his lack of gear. 1.3031 0.03211 287 212 63 12
2029 I'll admit Gary's a little grumpy in the mornings, but i wouldn't call him abominable... 1.3031 0.03466 287 219 49 19
2030 Did you see that guy’s calves? 1.3029 0.03504 274 208 49 17
2031 My ex. 1.3029 0.03580 274 210 45 19
2032 He said we are on the wrong path to enlightenment. 1.3029 0.03580 274 210 45 19
2033 He seemed super relatable until he made me sign an N.D.A. 1.3029 0.03466 274 207 51 16
2034 Yes, and it was the best I ever had ! 1.3028 0.03562 284 219 44 21
2035 Are you sure he's a local? 1.3028 0.03491 284 217 48 19
2036 But his cave has good reviews. 1.3027 0.03304 294 221 57 16
2037 Oh yeah? Well, he's a lot less abominable than your "vacation" idea. 1.3027 0.03442 294 225 49 20
2038 I TOLD YOU he wouldn't want to take a selfie! 1.3026 0.03452 271 204 52 15
2039 Sorry to drag you along for nothing ... he looked nothing like his tinder profile photo! 1.3025 0.03623 281 218 41 22
2040 Don’t worry Jim, he has a 5-star Airbnb experience rating 1.3025 0.03406 281 212 53 16
2041 Let’s see if he will take our photo. 1.3023 0.03341 311 238 52 21
2042 It's been downhill with us for so long, I just need a change. 1.3022 0.03634 268 206 43 19
2043 He claims to have been the president. 1.3022 0.03748 268 209 37 22
2044 Why do you lash out at every guy with bigger feet? 1.3022 0.03354 278 208 56 14
2045 He may look like a veteran hiker, but he’s just a Wookie. 1.3022 0.03615 278 215 42 21
2046 Turns out he’s fed up with the saying about men with big feet 1.3022 0.03650 278 216 40 22
2047 He said he preferred Saquatch, but if I can't spell it right, go with Bigfoot. 1.3021 0.03201 288 213 63 12
2048 It's over, Brad. Squatch is giving us a minute to say farewell. 1.3021 0.03421 288 219 51 18
2049 Yeah, we can go on up, but I had to give him my Netflix passcode. 1.3020 0.03341 298 226 54 18
2050 He thinks you are abominable. 1.3020 0.03307 298 225 56 17
2051 We dated briefly... he wasn’t my type. 1.3020 0.03681 255 195 43 17
2052 I don't know what's worse--me running out of water or you running out of photo storage space on your iPhone. 1.3019 0.03544 265 201 48 16
2053 I know you warned me but he's still my Dad! 1.3018 0.03445 285 217 50 18
2054 I think you insulted him when you said "I don't believe it!" 1.3018 0.03372 285 215 54 16
2055 Just follow that guy. He seems to know where he's going. 1.3017 0.03115 295 217 67 11
2056 You promised this wasn’t going to be weird or uncomfortable! 1.3016 0.03321 305 232 54 19
2057 He told me his name, yet I don’t remember it. 1.3016 0.03624 252 191 46 15
2058 He said there's nothing of note up there, so we might as well give up on finding anything interesting. This whole trip was a waste of time! 1.3015 0.03571 262 199 47 16
2059 You'll never guess who I ran into! 1.3015 0.03360 262 194 57 11
2060 I've had it with Colorado men. I'm going to try this for a while. 1.3015 0.03441 272 205 52 15
2061 Just follow him. I lost the map. 1.3015 0.03480 272 206 50 16
2062 What's abominable is your attitude!! 1.3015 0.03595 272 209 44 19
2063 Oh stop. You just have footprint envy. 1.3014 0.03433 282 214 51 17
2064 I told him: "Long-term commitment or take a hike!" 1.3014 0.03433 282 214 51 17
2065 Okay, I have been seeing someone else." 1.3014 0.03317 292 220 56 16
2066 He's upset that no-one ever mentions his calves. 1.3014 0.03422 292 223 50 19
2067 He said he didn't have a watch. 1.3012 0.03680 259 199 42 18
2068 He thinks we should start seeing other people 1.3011 0.03661 269 208 41 20
2069 Good thing we made reservations. He said it's always crowded at peak times. 1.3011 0.03302 269 199 59 11
2070 The guide reviews in Trip Advisor said that Yeti is not much of a talker but he knows his way around the mountain. 1.3011 0.03385 269 201 55 13
2071 He won't let us pass due to the shutdown 1.3011 0.03773 269 211 35 23
2072 I told you we didn't need all this ridiculous gear. 1.3011 0.03382 279 210 54 15
2073 Hi - I just met the nicest guy. Local fella. Says he owns a restaurant up top. Invited us to stop by. 1.3011 0.03531 279 214 46 19
2074 Clearly man is not on the ascent. 1.3011 0.03382 279 210 54 15
2075 It's over. I'm leaving you to start a new life with Jeffrey! 1.3010 0.03431 299 230 48 21
2076 He said there are no facilities past this point 1.3010 0.03258 309 234 57 18
2077 I guess it’s true what they say - Bigfoot, big... 1.3008 0.03689 266 206 40 20
2078 Yeah. He won’t do any free sightings. He’s going to wait out the shutdown. 1.3007 0.03557 276 212 45 19
2079 It was YOUR idea to build a snowman. All I did was splice some genes to make it happen. 1.3007 0.03362 286 216 54 16
2080 He asked for my number then remembered he left his phone in his cave. 1.3007 0.03325 286 215 56 15
2081 Can you take a picture of me with the mountains? Just make sure the yeti doesn't show up in the background and ruin the shot. 1.3007 0.03320 296 224 55 17
2082 He said we are welcome to come up to his house but he wants you to know his WiFi is on the fritz. 1.3004 0.03434 253 188 54 11
2083 Suddenly me not having a razor for a week doesn't seem so bad, huh? 1.3004 0.03351 273 204 56 13
2084 He suggested we try the ascent tomorrow; conditions today are abominable. 1.3004 0.03269 273 202 60 11
2085 Once he finds himself the mystery's over. 1.3004 0.03469 273 207 50 16
2086 Leave me and my husband alone! 1.3004 0.03530 283 218 45 20
2087 The one time you ask for directions...and it's from a Yeti. 1.3004 0.03459 283 216 49 18
2088 No, I don't think he saw us. 1.3004 0.03385 283 214 53 16
2089 Yet, he is an urban legend, and you're just an urban escapee. 1.3004 0.03459 283 216 49 18
2090 Enough already with your foolish male pride, don't be afraid to ask for directions. 1.3004 0.03601 283 220 41 22
2091 Yeah, I saw it!--Must be the latest from Patagonia. 1.3003 0.03493 303 236 43 24
2092 -Are we there yet? - Not Yeti 1.3000 0.03697 280 220 36 24
2093 It will be a more pleasant climb if you stay down wind from him 1.3000 0.03271 320 245 54 21
2094 ...no, I don't think this is a good time to tell him you don't beleive 1.3000 0.03502 260 196 50 14
2095 He wanted to know if i've seen his polar bear 1.3000 0.03435 290 222 49 19
2096 Really, he means nothing to me. 1.3000 0.03374 270 202 55 13
2097 I know he's experienced, but what are his references? 1.3000 0.03333 280 210 56 14
2098 Apparently he failed to trademark Yeti. 1.3000 0.03329 290 219 55 16
2099 Maybe he knows how to get back down, Clark! 1.3000 0.03293 290 218 57 15
2100 He says the mountain is calling, but so is nature. 1.3000 0.03415 270 203 53 14
2101 You just had to tell him that he isn’t wearing pants, 1.3000 0.03484 280 214 48 18
2102 He looks like he knows where he’s going...should we ask him for directions? 1.3000 0.03292 270 200 59 11
2103 I trust him. He's white. 1.3000 0.03504 290 224 45 21
2104 We talked, but even his words were blurry and ambiguous. 1.3000 0.03415 270 203 53 14
2105 He forgot the keys. 1.3000 0.03447 280 213 50 17
2106 Well, he did say 'no selfies'. 1.2997 0.03103 307 228 66 13
2107 He's part of the nudist colony just off the trail. 1.2997 0.03424 287 219 50 18
2108 See, I told you fur was in again. 1.2997 0.03203 287 213 62 12
2109 When you said “Let’s go to the Himalayas. What’s the worst that can happen?” this is exactly what I thought the worst would be. 1.2996 0.03509 277 212 47 18
2110 He has a vacancy at his hairbnb. 1.2996 0.03471 277 211 49 17
2111 I don't know. His feet weren't that big. 1.2996 0.03715 267 208 38 21
2112 He says his name is "Tom", he's currently unattached, and his brothers are all tall too - oh, and he hates having his picture taken... 1.2996 0.03315 267 198 58 11
2113 He’s not just abominable, he’s rude! 1.2996 0.03960 237 185 33 19
2114 He told me he's lost 1.2993 0.03324 304 232 53 19
2115 He said he knows a shortcut 1.2993 0.03190 294 219 62 13
2116 where did you get this guide 1.2993 0.03719 274 215 36 23
2117 He says the view from the top is worth the walk. 1.2993 0.03300 274 204 58 12
2118 I told you he was sensitive about his body hair, Greg! 1.2992 0.03506 264 200 49 15
2119 He had a thick accent but I think he said that we are ducked. 1.2992 0.03556 254 192 48 14
2120 I’m leaving you. He really knows how to make me peak. 1.2992 0.03685 254 195 42 17
2121 Well, I don’t think he’s the least bit abominable. 1.2990 0.03106 301 223 66 12
2122 I gave him our outfitter's card. 1.2990 0.03319 291 220 55 16
2123 He said to just go down about a mile and make a left and the coffee shop is on the right. 1.2989 0.03361 281 212 54 15
2124 The only time I forget my camera and bigfoot walks right past me! 1.2989 0.03545 281 217 44 20
2125 Ohh...hello dear, it isnt how it looks 1.2989 0.03483 271 206 49 16
2126 I told him it was me not him. 1.2989 0.03405 261 195 54 12
2127 What's the point? We forgot the selfie stick. 1.2989 0.03574 261 199 46 16
2128 He said there is a $20 cover charge from here. 1.2987 0.03231 298 224 59 15
2129 Do something. He said abominable things to me. 1.2987 0.03266 298 225 57 16
2130 This is where we part ways. 1.2986 0.03269 288 216 58 14
2131 This is definitely less touristy than the other one... 1.2986 0.03307 278 208 57 13
2132 You've really offended him Bill. You just don't call a Yeti Bigfoot 1.2984 0.03685 258 199 41 18
2133 You see, I told you my dad could keep up with us. 1.2983 0.03425 295 227 48 20
2134 So sorry John. I'm in love with him. We're going to meet his mom. 1.2982 0.03509 285 220 45 20
2135 He said we can come up but not yeti. 1.2982 0.03328 285 215 55 15
2136 No, I'm not asking Sasquatch for directions. 1.2982 0.03401 285 217 51 17
2137 It was just a coincidence! I am not obsessed with him! 1.2982 0.03473 285 219 47 19
2138 He wanted to know what 'abominable' means. 1.2982 0.03524 275 211 46 18
2139 He wanted to be a guide on Mt. Rainier, but couldn't get a visa. 1.2982 0.03486 275 210 48 17
2140 I thought your uncle wasn't coming with us. 1.2981 0.03495 265 201 49 15
2141 He was the last Sherpa available but so far he's been great. 1.2981 0.03166 312 235 61 16
2142 I don't know. We were having a great time until I asked about that whole abominable situation. 1.2980 0.03202 302 227 60 15
2143 He's just not that into you. 1.2980 0.03270 302 229 56 17
2144 He's not so Abominable! 1.2979 0.03449 292 225 47 20
2145 Abominable"? Really? You can be so insensitive sometimes 1.2979 0.03597 235 176 48 11
2146 Don't get upset, he was just asking for directions. 1.2979 0.03388 282 214 52 16
2147 For a local his sense of direction is abominable. 1.2978 0.03511 272 208 47 17
2148 I kinda like my men hairy... 1.2978 0.03353 272 204 55 13
2149 No footprints! So he’s not real, and we’re not, either! 1.2978 0.03472 272 207 49 16
2150 He said he’s tired of waiting for the Uber. 1.2977 0.03315 309 237 52 20
2151 We have to conquer some other mountain. 1.2977 0.03603 262 201 44 17
2152 He told me there's a Starbucks just over the next ridge! 1.2977 0.03644 262 202 42 18
2153 So... There is a Mar-a-Largo Himalaya. 1.2975 0.03853 242 188 36 18
2154 He says he wants to clean up a little first. 1.2975 0.03297 279 209 57 13
2155 Make sure you put "local favorite" in the review 1.2975 0.03336 279 210 55 14
2156 Not so abominable in the sack! 1.2975 0.03560 279 216 43 20
2157 See, he’s not using walking sticks 1.2975 0.03297 279 209 57 13
2158 He said, 'Baby it's cold outside...' 1.2974 0.03377 269 202 54 13
2159 This trail is getting way too trendy. 1.2974 0.03272 306 233 55 18
2160 Should we ask him to take our picture? 1.2973 0.03462 259 195 51 13
2161 Could you hold up for a bit and give us some space? 1.2972 0.03391 286 218 51 17
2162 Or should we tell them about the flying saucer? 1.2972 0.03427 286 219 49 18
2163 How much do you tip a guide like him? 1.2972 0.03318 286 216 55 15
2164 Maybe there is something to that Paleo Diet.” 1.2972 0.03498 286 221 45 20
2165 This is where Biggie and I leave you. 1.2971 0.03158 313 236 61 16
2166 He said he found what you called him podiatrically normative. 1.2970 0.03392 303 234 48 21
2167 You hurt her feelings, you monster! 1.2970 0.03392 303 234 48 21
2168 Something tells me to turn back. 1.2970 0.03274 266 197 59 10
2169 He'll be right back. He thinks he left the stove on. 1.2970 0.03604 266 205 43 18
2170 No, John - there actually is a mountain high enough and I’m with him now. 1.2969 0.03439 293 226 47 20
2171 His daughter lost a mitten yesterday, he's just out checking everywhere. 1.2969 0.03235 320 245 55 20
2172 I would never have believed it. A harrier butt than yours does exist. 1.2968 0.03415 283 216 50 17
2173 He claims he already has enough friends on social media. 1.2968 0.03303 283 213 56 14
2174 I told him to go home to his wife and cubs and quit hitting on female tourists. 1.2967 0.03500 273 209 47 17
2175 He's meeting his step goal. 1.2967 0.03500 273 209 47 17
2176 His unicorn got away. He's wondering if you've seen it. 1.2967 0.03383 273 206 53 14
2177 Clearly fake news! 1.2967 0.03247 300 227 57 16
2178 Honey, I swear it's not what it looks like! 1.2966 0.03426 263 198 52 13
2179 He said he's sorry, he loves you, but it's over. You can keep the stick. 1.2964 0.03689 253 195 41 17
2180 Well that’s a relief: he shared his wifi password 1.2964 0.03402 280 213 51 16
2181 He says we can study him, but after Wheel of Fortune. 1.2963 0.03371 297 228 50 19
2182 He said, he's definitely coming back to vote in 2020. 1.2963 0.03371 297 228 50 19
2183 He wants a mate but I told him I couldn't cook. 1.2963 0.03447 270 205 50 15
2184 Nothing three or four episodes of "Queer eye" wouldn't take care of... 1.2963 0.03447 270 205 50 15
2185 I don't know. He just grunted and took my lunch. 1.2962 0.03345 287 218 53 16
2186 Don’t be silly, we’re just good friends. 1.2962 0.03451 260 196 51 13
2187 I told you not to say anything about his haircut. 1.2962 0.03494 260 197 49 14
2188 I TOLD you, NO politics. 1.2961 0.03284 304 232 54 18
2189 Is he gone? Phew...we used to date. It did NOT end well. 1.2960 0.03426 277 211 50 16
2190 Don't mind him, he's just neandering around. 1.2960 0.03464 277 212 48 17
2191 Only his breath was abominable. 1.2960 0.03426 277 211 50 16
2192 Anywhere he wants to. 1.2960 0.03539 277 214 44 19
2193 He says he needs his alone time 1.2960 0.03403 250 186 54 10
2194 I told you he wouldn't have any marijuana. 1.2959 0.03462 294 228 45 21
2195 Abominable” is so racist 1.2959 0.03255 294 222 57 15
2196 Of course I saw him! Do you think I'm snowblind? 1.2959 0.03431 267 202 51 14
2197 Sorry Jim but if I have to live with an abominable man, size matters! 1.2959 0.03631 267 207 41 19
2198 She is offended. She says we are, 'contaminating her environment and we smell bad.' 1.2959 0.03431 267 202 51 14
2199 Did he just say Climate Change Deniers are abominable? 1.2958 0.03548 284 221 42 21
2200 He’s my friend so get over it. 1.2958 0.03178 284 211 62 11
2201 Please tell me it's Halloween and that's your very large friend wearing a costume. 1.2958 0.03138 284 210 64 10
2202 I told him to stop worrying about his follower count and try connecting with people in real life for once. 1.2958 0.03331 284 215 54 15
2203 It’s tacky to ask celebrities for an autograph. 1.2957 0.03148 328 250 59 19
2204 Is it just me or is our guide a little... unkempt? 1.2956 0.03372 274 207 53 14
2205 He wants to know if Robert Mueller has been asking for him. 1.2955 0.03661 247 189 43 15
2206 He's actually sort of likable. 1.2955 0.03570 247 187 47 13
2207 I bet that guy knows something we don't. 1.2955 0.03128 291 216 64 11
2208 He says there's one with great coffee and wifi at the bottom. 1.2955 0.03383 291 223 50 18
2209 Yeti, schmeti, I say let’s follow him! 1.2955 0.03383 291 223 50 18
2210 No, Jeffrey. You’re abominable! 1.2955 0.03418 291 224 48 19
2211 These Aspen bigwigs and their fur coats! 1.2955 0.03659 264 205 40 19
2212 Well how would you like being called abominable? 1.2955 0.03619 264 204 42 18
2213 I'm leaving you dear for the man you used to be. 1.2953 0.03461 298 232 44 22
2214 He'll join us in the base camp tonight for cocktails at 6:30. 1.2953 0.03321 254 188 57 9
2215 Why can't you be more like that guy? 1.2953 0.03547 254 193 47 14
2216 He thinks humans have a nerve calling him 'abominable'. 1.2952 0.03553 271 209 44 18
2217 We're overdressed. 1.2952 0.03476 271 207 48 16
2218 He’s really serious about the Paleo diet; I see him hiking this hill everyday. 1.2952 0.03476 271 207 48 16
2219 Sasquatch has a point Bob, Trump clearly personifies the fatal flaws in postmodern social constructivist thinking..! 1.2951 0.03371 288 220 51 17
2220 He says we misunderstood. The yogi is on the other mountain. 1.2951 0.03406 288 221 49 18
2221 I told you to use a gender-neutral pronoun. 1.2951 0.03551 244 184 48 12
2222 You and your labels...you just insulted him! 1.2950 0.03396 261 196 53 12
2223 Yeah, well, I can't help his language skills, but he's still the guide. 1.2950 0.03396 261 196 53 12
2224 He's not afraid of us personally, but he thinks it's an I.R.S. audit. 1.2950 0.03453 278 213 48 17
2225 He says they're not open yet. 1.2950 0.03179 278 206 62 10
2226 Yet I" what?! Just say it 1.2950 0.03490 278 214 46 18
2227 You’re the one who thought having a yeti would improve our relationship! 1.2949 0.03316 295 225 53 17
2228 I feel like you're not listening to me. 1.2948 0.03663 251 193 42 16
2229 He says it's at least another mile and honestly I'm like, how amazing is it ACTUALLY gonna be? 1.2948 0.03530 251 190 48 13
2230 Yes, I am going to leave you and follow him. I've decided that SIZE does matter! 1.2948 0.03420 268 203 51 14
2231 You said you wanted to experience new cultures. 1.2948 0.03420 268 203 51 14
2232 Goddammit, you knew we'd had a previous relationship when you agreed to this hike! 1.2947 0.03245 285 214 58 13
2233 No! We cannot go to his place for “drinks.” 1.2947 0.03207 285 213 60 12
2234 He says he used to be President of the United States but was found to be abominable. 1.2945 0.03627 275 215 39 21
2235 Really? You know hoax is a trigger for him! 1.2945 0.03230 292 220 58 14
2236 The Abominable Snowman isn't coming down with us. He's feels the abominable creature we've elected is already one too many. 1.2945 0.03373 292 224 50 18
2237 He said no selfie's, but you just couldn't let it go! 1.2945 0.03373 292 224 50 18
2238 He’s invited us to dinner. 1.2944 0.03692 248 191 41 16
2239 Expert mountaineer, but the camera hates him. 1.2943 0.03445 265 201 50 14
2240 It feels like the higher we climb the more we devolve 1.2943 0.03527 265 203 46 16
2241 He says there's a Starbucks up on the left. 1.2943 0.03404 265 200 52 13
2242 That's exactly the problem, Dan--you NEVER pay attention. 1.2943 0.03381 282 215 51 16
2243 He’s cooler than you’d expect. 1.2943 0.03109 282 208 65 9
2244 I’m sorry, but he just didn’t have that ‘wow’ factor I thought he would 1.2943 0.03228 282 211 59 12
2245 I feel like we're missing something. 1.2943 0.03284 299 228 54 17
2246 He's mad that we didn't call ahead to say that we were coming. 1.2941 0.03621 255 196 43 16
2247 Yes, Brad! I’m going with the yeti. 1.2941 0.03503 272 209 46 17
2248 May I borrow your selfie stick? 1.2941 0.03214 289 217 59 13
2249 He's still mad about getting no credit from Hillary on Everest. 1.2941 0.03655 272 213 38 21
2250 I threatened to wax him. 1.2941 0.03464 272 208 48 16
2251 Which part of “He’s not taking questions from the lying mainstream media” did you not get? 1.2939 0.03366 279 212 52 15
2252 Oh yeah? Your attitude is abominable. 1.2939 0.03405 279 213 50 16
2253 So apparently "abominable" is their word. 1.2939 0.03385 262 197 53 12
2254 He said 13EEE. 1.2939 0.03635 262 203 41 18
2255 Ah-Yeah, I think he knows the mountain a little better than that sherpa you wanted to hire. 1.2939 0.03385 262 197 53 12
2256 He said we should have turned at 72nd Street. 1.2939 0.03723 245 189 40 16
2257 I’m his agent so if you want to meet him talk to me 1.2939 0.03585 245 186 46 13
2258 "He prefers Melvin to Sasquatch. But he'll answer to Bigfoot." 1.2937 0.03045 303 225 67 11
2259 Luckily he seems like a vegetarian. 1.2937 0.03273 286 216 56 14
2260 He Said, "No Habla Ingles!" 1.2937 0.03456 286 221 46 19
2261 He said it's gonna be crowded up there. They're doing a Yetti photo shoot for National Geographic. 1.2937 0.03490 269 206 47 16
2262 Are you kidding? Mansplaining to yet another marginalized individual about how dominant society renders them invisible? 1.2937 0.03645 269 210 39 20
2263 I'm going with him. He's not that abominable. 1.2935 0.03184 293 220 60 13
2264 “Don’t leave me like this—between a rock and a hairy place.” 1.2935 0.03542 276 214 43 19
2265 Just because it looks like he might make it all the way to the top, doesn't mean we have to follow him Dan. 1.2932 0.03434 266 202 50 14
2266 He just asked to use my phone for a selfie as he’s not sure he really exists. 1.2932 0.03475 266 203 48 15
2267 He said go high when they go low. 1.2932 0.03157 307 232 60 15
2268 You count to 20 while WE go and hide. 1.2931 0.03315 290 221 53 16
2269 Sasquatch, Bigfoot, Yeti…whatever. Do you have anymore of those peanut butter-filled pretzels? 1.2931 0.03315 290 221 53 16
2270 He seems a tad more knowledgable about this place 1.2930 0.03492 273 210 46 17
2271 He said the closest Starbucks is in a Walmart at the summit. 1.2930 0.03606 273 213 40 20
2272 "He finally got the news of who won the election and he's going to sleep it off." 1.2930 0.03492 273 210 46 17
2273 I'm not sure this is Sherpa we started this climb with 1.2930 0.03568 273 212 42 19
2274 It's just teen angst, dear. He won't always be this reclusive. 1.2930 0.03142 314 238 60 16
2275 It's easier if you follow in his footsteps. 1.2929 0.03155 297 223 61 13
2276 Ugh, I told you there'd be tourists. 1.2929 0.03469 280 216 46 18
2277 You called him abominable? I think you hurt his feelings. 1.2929 0.03542 280 218 42 20
2278 He'd take us to the summit, but he wants payment in Bitcoin. 1.2928 0.03583 263 203 43 17
2279 Relax Andy. If he was going to eat us why would he offer to let us use his phone to call search and rescue? 1.2927 0.03337 287 219 52 16
2280 Abominable! He didn’t even say hello. 1.2927 0.03337 287 219 52 16
2281 I'm sorry, Jason, but I have to follow my heart. 1.2926 0.03557 270 209 43 18
2282 You begged me to come with you, but you F O R G O T your camera! 1.2926 0.03439 270 206 49 15
2283 Wait. I thought YOU brought the cellphone. 1.2924 0.03456 277 213 47 17
2284 I said we're engaged. 1.2923 0.03485 260 198 48 14
2285 If you must know, it's because his back isn't as hairy as yours! 1.2923 0.03651 260 202 40 18
2286 He said, "Frosty's a snowman. I'm a yeti." 1.2923 0.03360 284 217 51 16
2287 He had to leave. He's having lunch with Nessie. 1.2923 0.03433 284 219 47 18
2288 He said the LGBTQ community just doesn't​ get "other". 1.2923 0.03397 284 218 49 17
2289 Big surprise that we forgot to bring the camera. 1.2923 0.03575 284 223 39 22
2290 Don't worry about him - he gets an existential crisis every once in a while. 1.2923 0.03285 284 215 55 14
2291 He said he's just a myth. 1.2922 0.03214 308 235 56 17
2292 I heard Mt. Everest is clothing optional, now. 1.2920 0.03283 274 206 56 12
2293 Do you think I should ask for his autograph or play it cool? 1.2920 0.03242 274 205 58 11
2294 Wait a half hour before using the bathroom after him. 1.2919 0.03355 298 230 49 19
2295 It's amazing what you can see with these polarized lenses. 1.2918 0.03269 281 212 56 13
2296 Remember how smug you were when I said I was leaving you for someone over the hill? 1.2918 0.03383 281 215 50 16
2297 He says his real name is "Abdominal" 1.2918 0.03566 281 220 40 21
2298 I wouldn't bother. I was just up there and there is not much to see. 1.2918 0.03383 281 215 50 16
2299 Nope, he is not the least interested in coming to work for Trump. 1.2918 0.03637 281 222 36 23
2300 It's not what you think. I love him. 1.2918 0.03190 281 210 60 11
2301 His feet aren't all that big if you know what I mean. 1.2917 0.03489 264 202 47 15
2302 Do you mind if I join him? 1.2917 0.03363 264 199 53 12
2303 WHAT did you just call me?! 1.2917 0.03504 288 225 42 21
2304 I'm going to be back late, Roger. 1.2917 0.03678 240 184 42 14
2305 We've got to stop meeting like this. I think he's suspicious. 1.2917 0.03678 240 184 42 14
2306 Whatever you’ve heard about us, it’s only a rumor. 1.2915 0.03308 295 226 52 17
2307 And yet he loves me 1.2915 0.03467 271 208 47 16
2308 Yeah, well the stench is real too. I'm heading back. 1.2915 0.03584 271 211 41 19
2309 I'll bet you believe in the Tooth Fairy, too. 1.2915 0.03606 247 189 44 14
2310 That was cold, Larry. 1.2914 0.03270 326 254 49 23
2311 No, I assure you Phil, he's just a friend. 1.2914 0.03556 278 217 41 20
2312 Yada, Yada, Yeti. Next you'll say you see my aunt Sophie. 1.2914 0.03407 278 213 49 16
2313 It’s over, I swear! I ‘m pretty sure he’ll just walk away and I’ll never see him again. 1.2914 0.03483 278 215 45 18
2314 He said he's going where there are fewer tourists. 1.2914 0.03445 278 214 47 17
2315 He says, after a few seasons, your body adapts to the climate at the naturist park. 1.2914 0.03369 278 212 51 15
2316 Is there ANYWHERE I can go where you won’t follow ? 1.2913 0.03172 309 235 58 16
2317 Oh way to go Tom!... You know you really need to educate yourself on mythical creature stereotyping and how it's utilized by those in power to perpetuate a mytho-normative society." 1.2913 0.03238 309 237 54 18
2318 I think I now understand why you don't like asking for directions. 1.2912 0.03237 285 215 57 13
2319 Really? Well I think your attitude is abominable. 1.2912 0.03557 261 201 44 16
2320 He said it’s Yanni. Now pay up. 1.2912 0.03557 261 201 44 16
2321 He said we missed the turn. 1.2911 0.03259 292 222 55 15
2322 You treated him abominably. 1.2911 0.03401 292 226 47 19
2323 He may know the mountain but that doesn't mean we should follow him 1.2909 0.03353 275 209 52 14
2324 When we get to Sasquatch's cave, you better not start in with any of your Fox News, anti-Endangered Species Act, 2nd Amendment banter. If you do, so help me God, I will leave you here to be eaten alive. 1.2909 0.03583 275 215 40 20
2325 I'm sorry, Kevin, but this is the man I've waited for my whole life. 1.2909 0.03508 275 213 44 18
2326 Calls himself "Sir Edmund Hairily...'" 1.2909 0.03470 275 212 46 17
2327 Should we follow him? He seems to know the way. 1.2908 0.03429 251 189 51 11
2328 You're imagining things: I've kept my affairs within our species! 1.2908 0.03410 282 217 48 17
2329 Because when you lead you get distracted and--look at me--and something inevitably gets missed. 1.2908 0.03447 282 218 46 18
2330 It's been fun, but I've found someone hairier. 1.2907 0.03456 258 196 49 13
2331 Prank call. He didn’t order the pizza. 1.2907 0.03585 258 199 43 16
2332 He said, 'Tell Trump he better start worrying about global warming or he'll quickly learn who's actually abominable.' 1.2907 0.03585 258 199 43 16
2333 Why did you say that? I think you hurt his feelings. 1.2907 0.03494 289 226 42 21
2334 Really! Just someone I met at work. 1.2907 0.03169 289 217 60 12
2335 George, trust me, that is NOT a Sherpa. 1.2907 0.03092 289 215 64 10
2336 He's not so abominable;he gave us the peace sign. 1.2905 0.03193 296 224 58 14
2337 Of course he's offended. I can't believe you called him a Yeti. 1.2904 0.03684 272 215 35 22
2338 It's true what they say about men with big hands and feet. 1.2904 0.03336 272 206 53 13
2339 Grab your phone, this could be trending for a least an afternoon. 1.2904 0.03495 272 210 45 17
2340 He said we should have made a left at Everest to get to the Starbucks. 1.2904 0.03346 303 235 48 20
2341 He comes on to me, I say no and he walks away. I mean, #yetisarerealmen. 1.2904 0.03313 303 234 50 19
2342 He said he was a little lost himself, he is trying a new path to work 1.2904 0.03346 303 235 48 20
2343 I only spoke with him for a minute but he didn’t seem abominable 1.2902 0.03265 286 217 55 14
2344 P.S., his foot isn't his biggest part. 1.2902 0.03448 286 222 45 19
2345 I think I ate too much of the cookie. 1.2902 0.03340 286 219 51 16
2346 I think we should just ask him!! 1.2902 0.03228 286 216 57 13
2347 Why does Joe think no one will notice the zipper on that stupid gorilla suit? 1.2902 0.03526 255 195 46 14
2348 Let that be an example to you why back hair is non-negotiable. 1.2901 0.03492 293 230 41 22
2349 That's your problem, Roger, you're always so jealous if I look at another guy. 1.2901 0.03285 293 224 53 16
2350 I told you this was a clothing optional trail. 1.2901 0.03250 293 223 55 15
2351 He just takes better care of me out here 1.2901 0.03462 262 200 48 14
2352 Small hands. Small feet. Cold weather. You do the math. 1.2899 0.03742 238 184 39 15
2353 I told you we’re just friends 1.2898 0.03363 283 217 50 16
2354 My Nepali is rusty...I think he said 'Hirsute Only Beyond This Point' .. 1.2898 0.03287 283 215 54 14
2355 Hold up, he forgot his phone. 1.2897 0.03449 290 226 44 20
2356 He said we can't get there from here. 1.2896 0.03219 297 226 56 15
2357 He promised an announcement on his candidacy 'very soon.' 1.2896 0.03323 297 229 50 18
2358 Best guide I've ever had. 1.2896 0.03490 297 234 40 23
2359 I told you that was Elvis that passed us at the last summit! 1.2895 0.03587 266 207 41 18
2360 Let's ask him if he knows anything about the Loch Ness Monster. 1.2895 0.03467 266 204 47 15
2361 I promise ..this is not one of those made you look things. 1.2894 0.03635 273 215 37 21
2362 He's the spitting image of my first husband. 1.2894 0.03406 273 209 49 15
2363 You know that thing about big foot, big . . . not true! 1.2893 0.03348 280 214 51 15
2364 He just wanted to know if I knew any girls his age" 1.2893 0.03271 280 212 55 13
2365 We may have named him Yeti, but he prefers Bob. 1.2892 0.03256 287 218 55 14
2366 Abonimable Snow-person! 1.2892 0.03180 287 216 59 12
2367 The wall won't be a challenge to these guys. 1.2892 0.03438 287 223 45 19
2368 His feet look so much smaller in person. 1.2892 0.03626 249 192 42 15
2369 It might be time for prescription sunglasses. 1.2890 0.03574 263 204 42 17
2370 He's one of the locals. 1.2890 0.03492 263 202 46 15
2371 Let it go, John! It wasn’t my worst Wednesday night. 1.2890 0.03174 308 235 57 16
2372 He's actually quite agreeable. 1.2888 0.03410 277 213 48 16
2373 He did indeed call us "F#*!ing puny global warmers"--what, you're surprised? 1.2888 0.03371 277 212 50 15
2374 Wow, turns out we're not the only ones here seeking the path to enlightenment!" 1.2888 0.03523 277 216 42 19
2375 ...what luck - says there's a quaint cafe with a gift shop about a mile down from here. 1.2888 0.03332 277 211 52 14
2376 He said he can't be abominable until the government shut-down is over. 1.2888 0.03597 277 218 38 21
2377 He says conditions at the top are abominable." 1.2887 0.03315 284 217 52 15
2378 I was too busy trying not to sound culturally appropriative. 1.2887 0.03277 284 216 54 14
2379 He's not nearly as abominable as you think. 1.2887 0.03200 284 214 58 12
2380 You know what they say about guys with big feet... 1.2885 0.03585 253 195 43 15
2381 They said blind people couldn't scale it, but just look at us! 1.2885 0.03724 260 205 35 20
2382 He started back up when the new congress was sworn in. 1.2884 0.03692 267 211 35 21
2383 The sex is good, but his breath is abominable. 1.2883 0.03338 281 215 51 15
2384 Not Yeti. 1.2883 0.03487 281 219 43 19
2385 I think you treated him abominably! 1.2882 0.03356 288 222 49 17
2386 Nah, that ain’t Sasquatch. He’s much more blurrier. 1.2882 0.03356 288 222 49 17
2387 He said we were abominable. 1.2882 0.03462 288 225 43 20
2388 He wants people to know that he quit Facebook. 1.2882 0.03320 288 221 51 16
2389 Of course I looked at him when he passed by. Paranoid...always paranoid 1.2881 0.03404 295 230 45 20
2390 Don’t you think there’s something weird about this mountain guide? 1.2881 0.03381 302 236 45 21
2391 It’s only after two months of Christmas music that he becomes abominable. 1.2879 0.03502 257 197 46 14
2392 If you make me choose, I’m going with the hairy man. 1.2879 0.03397 264 201 50 13
2393 He’s very sensitive about his feet. 1.2878 0.03549 278 218 40 20
2394 Since the Rogaine he's excersizing more... 1.2878 0.03322 278 212 52 14
2395 Why am I leaving you? Size matters dummy! 1.2878 0.03512 278 217 42 19
2396 Did you bring a plastic bag? 1.2877 0.03592 285 226 36 23
2397 I told you, Lars, I found a new guide. 1.2877 0.03393 292 227 46 19
2398 She said that once a month she becomes the Abdominal Snowperson. 1.2877 0.03428 292 228 44 20
2399 I asked him if there is anything we could do for him. He said "Not Yeti." 1.2873 0.03755 268 214 31 23
2400 He said there's a Starbuck's at the top. 1.2873 0.03755 268 214 31 23
2401 Speaking of abominable, we need to talk about our marriage. 1.2873 0.03345 275 210 51 14
2402 No, no, it’s abDOMinal! All he wanted was my pack of Tums. 1.2873 0.03575 275 216 39 20
2403 He says it’s the closest Starbucks. 1.2873 0.03462 275 213 45 17
2404 I told you not to use "low budget tours.com" 1.2873 0.03423 275 212 47 16
2405 But he said it’s quicker than going through the valley. 1.2872 0.03476 282 220 43 19
2406 He says you can wait down here. 1.2872 0.03221 296 226 55 15
2407 He said the conditions up ahead are abominable 1.2871 0.03205 303 232 55 16
2408 I warned you! No one likes being called abominable to their face ! 1.2871 0.03136 303 230 59 14
2409 I don't care about the $6 we saved, Tom. I'm done with Craigslist. 1.2871 0.03372 303 237 45 21
2410 He said there's a Starbucks at the summit 1.2870 0.03825 230 179 36 15
2411 It was just a one yeti stand. I'll never see him again. 1.2869 0.03511 251 192 46 13
2412 He says "there's no bathroom at the top". 1.2868 0.03576 258 200 42 16
2413 Ask Him For Directions,He Lives In The Neighborhood!” 1.2868 0.03490 258 198 46 14
2414 Sorry but I can't resist a man with a hairy back. 1.2868 0.03408 272 209 48 15
2415 Never mind. He's just a Deplorable Snowman. 1.2868 0.03287 272 206 54 12
2416 Sorry, Harvey. I don't just like Bad Boys. I like the truly Abominable ones. 1.2868 0.03487 272 211 44 17
2417 It's not hypoxia. He took my breath away. 1.2867 0.03417 293 229 44 20
2418 Lately, it seems my grip on reality is going downhill. 1.2867 0.03242 293 224 54 15
2419 I'm staying Mick! Sure, he only knows four words, but none of them are "Trump"! 1.2867 0.03348 293 227 48 18
2420 Well, he is a bit taciturn. Yet he is more aloof than abominable. 1.2867 0.03278 293 225 52 16
2421 His hands are also quite large. 1.2867 0.03048 300 225 64 11
2422 He said he was doing research on, “The Ascent of Man.” 1.2866 0.03210 307 236 54 17
2423 He's invited us for lunch. 1.2866 0.03193 314 242 54 18
2424 Let’s face it, what you said was abominable. 1.2863 0.03537 262 203 43 16
2425 He's only starting an exploratory committee now, but he'll declare officially in the spring. 1.2862 0.03489 276 215 43 18
2426 Time to turn around. 1.2862 0.03317 283 217 51 15
2427 Wait -- if that's not Larry and he's not wearing an L.L. Bean snow suit, then who is it? 1.2862 0.03371 290 225 47 18
2428 Follow that guy. Pretty sure he can show you the way to Extinction. 1.2862 0.03441 290 227 43 20
2429 He is abominable. Yet I love him. 1.2862 0.03336 290 224 49 17
2430 I’m not carrying his crap another step. 1.2862 0.03179 325 252 53 20
2431 I'm sorry, his protective instincts trumps your dental plan.... 1.2857 0.03539 266 207 42 17
2432 No problem following....he leaves a very big footprint . 1.2857 0.03066 308 233 62 13
2433 Go for it. He says he’s bi. 1.2857 0.03718 252 198 36 18
2434 He doesn't do selfies. 1.2857 0.03618 266 209 38 19
2435 I TOLD you you'd want to be able to post to Facebook up here!! 1.2857 0.03094 287 215 62 10
2436 is this the beginning or the end of the ice age? 1.2857 0.03317 273 208 52 13
2437 I see you're not the only one using Viagra for altitude sickness. 1.2857 0.03453 280 218 44 18
2438 No he is the amenable snowman. 1.2857 0.03391 259 197 50 12
2439 He said your walking stick is a bit cliche. 1.2857 0.03235 273 206 56 11
2440 When you shave, it grows back thicker. 1.2857 0.03202 266 199 58 9
2441 And that’s what can happen to you if you don’t use the proper sunscreen. 1.2852 0.03269 284 217 53 14
2442 He said "Because it's there." 1.2852 0.03231 284 216 55 13
2443 Good thing we wore sunglasses, he didn't recognize us. 1.2852 0.03402 277 214 47 16
2444 I'm not sure either why we're in a cartoon with no possible funny caption 1.2852 0.03552 277 218 39 20
2445 A whole bunch of them are protesting this week at the summit. They've had it with the "Big Foot" and "Abomidable" name-calling. 1.2852 0.03440 277 215 45 17
2446 He may be Abominable but when we’re together he takes me over the top. 1.2852 0.03501 270 210 43 17
2447 Something about Pokémon Go. 1.2852 0.03579 270 212 39 19
2448 On his way to work, “scaring the crap out of skiers “. 1.2852 0.03462 270 209 45 16
2449 Well I think he's perfectly bominable. 1.2852 0.03442 263 202 47 14
2450 You won't believe it!_They have opened a STARBUCKS at the summit! 1.2848 0.03191 309 238 54 17
2451 He didn’t seem so abominable to me. 1.2848 0.03138 302 230 58 14
2452 Well, you're an abominable boyfriend for even thinking that. 1.2847 0.03187 295 225 56 14
2453 I told you he wouldn’t be in our selfie 1.2847 0.03420 288 225 44 19
2454 Don't ask me, I'm still working on why the chicken crossed the road. 1.2847 0.03213 281 213 56 12
2455 'He was nice - not abominable at all!" 1.2847 0.03442 281 219 44 18
2456 Our next Sherpa will have big shoes to fill. 1.2847 0.03465 274 213 44 17
2457 If this wasn't in the New Yorker, I'd make a fart joke. 1.2847 0.03579 274 216 38 20
2458 Maybe a little sketchy but I wouldn’t say abominable. 1.2847 0.03347 274 210 50 14
2459 All I said was that he put on a few pounds. Sheesh! 1.2846 0.03487 267 207 44 16
2460 He was complaining about all the tabloid "fake news" about him. I said "get in line"! 1.2846 0.03405 267 205 48 14
2461 He told me just to tap the "Find People to Follow" option 1.2846 0.03606 267 210 38 19
2462 I guess he's gone vegan. 1.2846 0.03662 253 198 38 17
2463 Sorry Ralph, it's just that his feet are bigger , if you catch my drift. 1.2846 0.03690 246 192 38 16
2464 He ate Giovanni..said he wanted a little Italian 1.2845 0.03765 239 187 36 16
2465 Rock, paper, scissors...who asks for the selfie. 1.2843 0.03331 299 233 47 19
2466 Let's not report him. I f we did the climb would be littered with trash and t-shirt stands. 1.2843 0.03297 299 232 49 18
2467 He asked if I had seen a large pair of sandals. 1.2842 0.03297 285 219 51 15
2468 You hired him you follow him, I'm going home. 1.2842 0.03334 285 220 49 16
2469 Friendly enough, but his hygiene is abominable! 1.2842 0.03504 278 218 41 19
2470 Unlike you, he was gentle. 1.2842 0.03429 278 216 45 17
2471 Yet he was most polite. 1.2842 0.03234 278 211 55 12
2472 Well, I didn't find him at all abominable. 1.2841 0.03330 271 207 51 13
2473 Chad, next time we're wearing fur instead of this moisture-wicking material. 1.2841 0.03451 271 210 45 16
2474 Is it rude to ask for a photo? 1.2841 0.03490 271 211 43 17
2475 Gosh! Do you think it was something I said? 1.2841 0.03302 264 200 53 11
2476 Yeah, that guy's an animal. 1.2841 0.03345 264 201 51 12
2477 I told you I'd find hiking boring. Can we go home now? 1.2841 0.03513 264 205 43 16
2478 He said the bathrooms are just up ahead. 1.2840 0.03405 257 196 49 12
2479 He wants a better royalty deal and approval on the photographer before he'll sign. 1.2840 0.03373 250 189 51 10
2480 He wants to show me something... 1.2838 0.03164 303 232 56 15
2481 I'm not going one step further until he puts some pants on. 1.2838 0.03058 303 229 62 12
2482 "....all I did was ask if he was Straight, Gay, or related to Trump." 1.2838 0.03397 303 239 42 22
2483 The Yeti calls us National Geographic tools & walks away? 1.2837 0.03302 289 223 50 16
2484 Sorry, Larry. But he wants to have kids, too. 1.2837 0.03242 282 215 54 13
2485 He said the wifi password is yeticoolers. 1.2837 0.03164 282 213 58 11
2486 He just wants us to go back home, and do something about all this warming. 1.2836 0.03296 275 210 52 13
2487 He said no to a threesome 1.2836 0.03215 275 208 56 11
2488 I showered after him at the base of mountain. He clogged the whole drain.. 1.2836 0.03454 275 214 44 17
2489 You didn’t have to go and call him a Neanderthal and all. 1.2836 0.03415 275 213 46 16
2490 He said he’s going to get high. 1.2836 0.03376 275 212 48 15
2491 Okay Todd, so his "Yeti's Yurts" is not on airbnb, but he said he has a vacancy. I say we follow him. 1.2836 0.03394 268 206 48 14
2492 You don't have to worry; paleo guys aren't my type. 1.2836 0.03435 268 207 46 15
2493 Yet he walks. 1.2835 0.03455 261 201 46 14
2494 Hurry back! Hurry back! Not "hairy back", you idiot! Now we'll never find our way off this mountain. 1.2835 0.03325 261 198 52 11
2495 Oh, I told him we prefer to take our own selfies. 1.2835 0.03455 261 201 46 14
2496 No, no... that's his twin brother, the 'Abdominal' Snowman. 1.2835 0.03563 254 197 42 15
2497 Trust me. He's cold. 1.2834 0.03540 247 190 44 13
2498 Look...I've told you that your jealous outbursts are a sign of an overactive imagination! 1.2833 0.03198 293 224 55 14
2499 Todd! I told you no one wanted to hear your thoughts on the wall! 1.2833 0.03478 293 232 39 22
2500 I knew it, he's with Hillary! 1.2833 0.03376 293 229 45 19
2501 He asked whether he's ever come to where I live to bother me. 1.2833 0.03198 293 224 55 14
2502 He wants us to pack out our poop. 1.2833 0.03198 293 224 55 14
2503 He doesn’t seem concerned about climate change 1.2832 0.03055 286 214 63 9
2504 He knows the territory and his rates are low. 1.2832 0.03173 286 217 57 12
2505 Ugh. Freeclimbers 1.2832 0.03397 286 223 45 18
2506 So Rex Tillerson DID take the high road." 1.2832 0.03418 279 217 45 17
2507 He'd join us but he doesn't have a thing to wear. 1.2832 0.03418 279 217 45 17
2508 He said we should have turned where I told you to! 1.2832 0.03264 279 213 53 13
2509 I didn't catch his name 1.2832 0.03303 279 214 51 14
2510 I told you so. 1.2831 0.03556 272 214 39 19
2511 He asked me if my boots came in size 32. 1.2831 0.03360 272 209 49 14
2512 Just because he's ahead of you doesn't make him abominable. 1.2829 0.03481 258 199 45 14
2513 Actually he's very polite and gave very detailed directions! 1.2829 0.03257 258 194 55 9
2514 I asked for a photo for my Instagram, but apparently he's off social media. 1.2829 0.03455 251 192 47 12
2515 He said the we'll get the best selfie over the next ridge. 1.2828 0.03292 290 224 50 16
2516 He said he’ll guide us to the top if we help tweak his personal brand. 1.2828 0.03255 290 223 52 15
2517 I didn't mean to offend him; he just really doesn't look like a Dave to me. 1.2827 0.03309 283 218 50 15
2518 I'm leaving you, I've met someone new. 1.2827 0.03421 283 221 44 18
2519 He's been asked to leave the hike...his behavior has been abominable. 1.2827 0.03309 283 218 50 15
2520 He's a Himalayan and I miss the Rockies - it just wasn't going to work..... 1.2826 0.03246 276 210 54 12
2521 He asked me who shot J.R. I told him I had no idea. 1.2826 0.03246 276 210 54 12
2522 Sorry, Brad. Love is where you find it. 1.2826 0.03481 276 216 42 18
2523 Well, that’s a relief. I thought we’d be underdressed. 1.2825 0.03145 315 243 55 17
2524 It shrinks? 1.2825 0.03464 269 209 44 16
2525 Why can't you be more abominable? 1.2825 0.03424 269 208 46 15
2526 1) Now, do you believe me? 2) Told you so! 3) When Hairy met Sally. 1.2825 0.03504 269 210 42 17
2527 Yeah, but his manners are abominable 1.2825 0.03383 269 207 48 14
2528 Too bad we forgot our phones, we could’ve had him take a picture for social media to let people know we hiked. 1.2825 0.03464 269 209 44 16
2529 I hate tourist season. 1.2824 0.03486 262 203 44 15
2530 Jason, believe me, we're just friends. He means nothing to me -- honestly! 1.2824 0.03486 262 203 44 15
2531 He said he is regretting the end of the holidays, when he has to start wearing pants again. 1.2824 0.03377 301 237 43 21
2532 No, I havn't seen anything unusual. 1.2824 0.03418 255 195 48 12
2533 He's a great guide, despite the language barrier. 1.2824 0.03463 255 196 46 13
2534 I explained we just don’t believe he’s real. 1.2823 0.03528 248 191 44 13
2535 He said that he couldn't believe he finally found us and couldn't wait get home and text Sasquatch the news. 1.2821 0.03332 280 216 49 15
2536 He said we took a wrong turn in Bhutan. 1.2821 0.03268 273 208 53 12
2537 He resents being called 'abominable'. 1.2821 0.03349 273 210 49 14
2538 No, come on . . . Let’s show once and for all that size doesn’t matter! 1.2820 0.03280 305 238 48 19
2539 He's a lot taller than I thought. 1.2819 0.03333 298 233 46 19
2540 He says he prefers to be called 'Frosty' from now on. 1.2819 0.03292 259 196 53 10
2541 I was NOT flirting. Your jealousy can be so abominable. 1.2819 0.03426 259 199 47 13
2542 We gotta go back. He said it's closed during Trump's summit conference with Bigfoot. 1.2818 0.03209 291 223 54 14
2543 I rather have the flexibility of layering. 1.2817 0.03578 252 196 41 15
2544 ‘This is just like that old saying, “If a tree falls in a forest and no one has their camera, did it really happen?”’ 1.2817 0.03534 252 195 43 14
2545 Claims he saw me in Frisco. I've never even been to Frisco! 1.2817 0.03373 284 221 46 17
2546 Just because I'm leaving him for you doesn't make him abominable. 1.2817 0.03373 284 221 46 17
2547 He's free-range. You? 1.2817 0.03373 284 221 46 17
2548 He said if we tag him he's going to unfriend us 1.2817 0.03299 284 219 50 15
2549 Amateurs... 1.2817 0.03410 284 222 44 18
2550 I told him, waxing might help. 1.2817 0.03373 284 221 46 17
2551 Well that was rude! 1.2816 0.03544 277 219 38 20
2552 He can't pose now. He's having an abominable hair day. 1.2816 0.03276 277 212 52 13
2553 Honest! All I did was make a joke about how bad Trump's presidency is. Who knew that HE is part of the guy's base? 1.2815 0.03571 270 213 38 19
2554 He said it's unlikely we catch up to Sisyphus. 1.2815 0.03413 270 209 46 15
2555 Why me? He's your roommate, you go after him. 1.2815 0.03095 302 230 59 13
2556 He invited me for Netflix and chill. 1.2814 0.03303 263 200 52 11
2557 He said we can follow him to the summit Starbucks. 1.2814 0.03474 263 204 44 15
2558 Well maybe if you stop turning around to talk every minute, we'd catch up to him. 1.2814 0.03598 263 207 38 18
2559 He just wanted to use my iPhone pizza delivery. He's getting tired of the frozen one's. 1.2812 0.03582 256 200 40 16
2560 He says the restaurant is on the other mountain. 1.2812 0.03192 288 220 55 13
2561 Five bucks to pose in a selfie? That's abominable. 1.2812 0.03376 288 225 45 18
2562 Nice guy,but his breath is abominable. 1.2812 0.03230 288 221 53 14
2563 Actually, he’s more adorable than abominable. 1.2810 0.03174 274 207 57 10
2564 He says your behavior was abominable. 1.2810 0.03378 274 212 47 15
2565 I have to go - we are having drinks with Bigfoot and Sasquatch. 1.2809 0.03423 299 237 40 22
2566 That was the maitre de. He says they're ALWAYS closed on Mondays. 1.2809 0.03313 267 204 51 12
2567 He says he’s going back to where it’s civilized! 1.2809 0.03397 267 206 47 14
2568 He's looking for wifi. 1.2809 0.03270 267 203 53 11
2569 This blind mountaineering trip was a cool idea! I wonder what we're missing? 1.2809 0.03519 267 209 41 17
2570 With the government shut down and all...he decided to just head back home! 1.2809 0.03558 267 210 39 18
2571 Did you have to humiliate him by calling attention to his foot size? 1.2808 0.03308 292 227 48 17
2572 He may be abominable, but at least he's a man. 1.2808 0.03414 260 200 47 13
2573 After all this time, all he wanted was to just say hi. 1.2807 0.03135 285 216 58 11
2574 He said we should have taken a left at the last crevasse 1.2807 0.03251 285 219 52 14
2575 How could you forget the camera, they won't believe we reached the summit ! 1.2806 0.03305 278 214 50 14
2576 23andMe said I am 2% Yeti and your mom says I’m abominable. 1.2806 0.03383 278 216 46 16
2577 We’re lost! Why didn’t you ask him for directions? 1.2806 0.03383 278 216 46 16
2578 He says the nearest Starbucks about three miles southwest... 1.2805 0.03156 303 233 55 15
2579 Look Todd, I just want a man with a little more mystique...goodbye. 1.2804 0.03237 271 206 54 11
2580 He said a brown loafer in size 27 1/2. 1.2804 0.03442 271 211 44 16
2581 He tells me he knows where Jimmy Hoffa is buried. 1.2804 0.03442 271 211 44 16
2582 How hard was it to find this guide? 1.2804 0.03279 271 207 52 12
2583 I don’t know....my last hiking partner left some pretty big shoes to fill. 1.2804 0.03097 296 225 59 12
2584 Sure, we dated for awhile, but that’s over now. 1.2804 0.03170 296 227 55 14
2585 I don't care about your getting back to nature! This is why we NEVER leave home without our phones anymore! 1.2804 0.03241 296 229 51 16
2586 You can be so abominable yourself sometimes. 1.2803 0.03504 264 206 42 16
2587 If you would have used the politically correct term, 'Large Lower Extremity' , he wouldn't have been so offended. 1.2803 0.03421 264 204 46 14
2588 You're the abominable one! 1.2803 0.03248 264 200 54 10
2589 Should we just follow your dad? 1.2803 0.03540 289 231 35 23
2590 What are the chances of running into each up here! 1.2803 0.03294 289 224 49 16
2591 He was asking for directions to Sunglass Hut. 1.2803 0.03220 289 222 53 14
2592 I told you Greg, I’m with Steve now. 1.2803 0.03330 289 225 47 17
2593 There will be no further statement at this time. 1.2802 0.03612 257 202 38 17
2594 What did you say to make him feel bad? 1.2801 0.03195 282 215 55 12
2595 I'm sure He knows where he's going. 1.2801 0.03155 282 214 57 11
2596 He was very happy. I convinced him he was not Abominable. 1.2800 0.03328 275 212 49 14
2597 Don't trust him, he doesn't even have the right gear. 1.2799 0.03586 268 212 37 19
2598 Yes, I saw him,Todd. And no, I don't think any less of you. Now can we finally focus on me? 1.2798 0.03474 243 186 46 11
2599 Of course not. He asked, but I told him I have a boyfriend. 1.2797 0.03279 286 221 50 15
2600 It was long ago. 1.2797 0.03566 286 229 34 23
2601 I'm sorry - but he has bigger feet 1.2796 0.03410 279 218 44 17
2602 JUST Loch Ness left to see. 1.2796 0.03295 279 215 50 14
2603 He says that troop 6000 stopped by yesterday, so unless we have Thin Mints we should take a hike. 1.2796 0.03255 279 214 52 13
2604 Is there a word for how rude that...that...snowman was? 1.2796 0.03448 279 219 42 18
2605 He says since global warming took a turn for the worse, he's going to wait us out. 1.2795 0.03335 297 233 45 19
2606 He left the oven on. 1.2794 0.03547 272 215 38 19
2607 I think he said something about getting out more and trying to seem less abominable. 1.2794 0.03431 272 212 44 16
2608 Did you have to say "Abominable"? 1.2794 0.03483 247 190 45 12
2609 I'm sorry John, I HAVE to go with him 1.2793 0.03461 290 230 39 21
2610 Sorry, but he’s invited me to go see his etchings. 1.2793 0.03742 222 172 38 12
2611 No John, he said he hungers for visitors. 1.2792 0.03325 265 203 50 12
2612 No clue. He said it was 'adorable snowman,' and then split. 1.2792 0.03193 265 200 56 9
2613 He says any white grape AOP Savoie wine at Midmountain Chalet will be excellent. 1.2792 0.03325 265 203 50 12
2614 Of course he’s upset, you said he was abominable! 1.2791 0.03167 301 232 54 15
2615 For Pete's sake! Can't we go on a simple date together without your Yeti friend tagging along?! 1.2791 0.03339 258 197 50 11
2616 I didn‘t catch it all. Sounds like a pretty major speech impediment. 1.2791 0.03337 301 237 44 20
2617 He said he can't help us up to the summit. Evidently, he has the flu and feels abominable. 1.2791 0.03383 258 198 48 12
2618 I can't put my foot on it, exactly, but I think 'elusive' sums up our guide's character nicely. 1.2791 0.03270 301 235 48 18
2619 Let’s just let that one pass! 1.2791 0.03096 301 230 58 13
2620 It can't be real Bob, see, it left no footprints." 1.2791 0.03200 258 194 56 8
2621 Yep, we are so high! 1.2790 0.03079 319 246 57 16
2622 He's the Abominable Snowman impersonator I told you about. I met him in Vegas. 1.2790 0.03277 276 212 51 13
2623 He really wishes you would stop calling him abominable. 1.2790 0.03112 276 208 59 9
2624 He said because of climate change he's becoming the Abdominal No-man. 1.2789 0.03392 294 232 42 20
2625 James, for the millionth time Yetis are not real. Can we just keep walking. 1.2789 0.03253 294 228 50 16
2626 He said he’s sorry, but he’s not into threesomes. 1.2788 0.03158 312 242 53 17
2627 This is why I told you I prefer the Bahamas! 1.2788 0.03291 269 206 51 12
2628 At first he was angry, but then I let him know the value on his cave was about to skyrocket. 1.2788 0.03249 269 205 53 11
2629 He just wants to show me his etchings..... 1.2787 0.03306 287 223 48 16
2630 No, Dad, calling my boy friend "abominable" is racist. 1.2786 0.03361 280 218 46 16
2631 I asked him if he’d ever considered a body wax. 1.2786 0.03284 280 216 50 14
2632 I thought you said he knew the way. 1.2786 0.03323 280 217 48 15
2633 Now that we’ve settled that, I want us to talk about why I still believe there’s income inequality. 1.2786 0.03399 280 219 44 17
2634 Don't worry. He's got 5 stars on Yelp. 1.2786 0.03399 280 219 44 17
2635 I've never seen him in my life, I swear! 1.2785 0.03187 298 230 53 15
2636 Downhill with you or follow my bliss...? 1.2785 0.03222 298 231 51 16
2637 Not nearly as abominable as you! 1.2784 0.03628 255 201 37 17
2638 Can you believe it? I know, no gear! 1.2784 0.03541 255 199 41 15
2639 I know he looks a little rough around the edges, but he’s got a big heart. 1.2784 0.03340 273 211 48 14
2640 He prefers "Sasquatch". 1.2784 0.03420 273 213 44 16
2641 Abominable" is in the eyes of the beholder 1.2784 0.03238 291 225 51 15
2642 He was Secretary of something or other. 1.2784 0.03310 291 227 47 17
2643 Do you think he spotted us? 1.2784 0.03310 291 227 47 17
2644 I asked, but he didn't want to sign my Yeti water bottle 1.2784 0.03416 291 230 41 20
2645 And I still say he flashed me. 1.2783 0.03042 309 236 60 13
2646 Also a jerk. I guess I''ll just get back on Tinder. 1.2782 0.03398 266 206 46 14
2647 He believes our Yeti tumblers are an infringement of his copyright. 1.2782 0.03314 266 204 50 12
2648 It's no use, Brad. I'd follow him to the ends of the earth. 1.2782 0.03440 266 207 44 15
2649 He promised he'd write 1.2782 0.02973 284 212 65 7
2650 He said he's looking for his MAGA hat. 1.2780 0.03416 295 234 40 21
2651 He says the difficult part is coming back down 1.2778 0.03404 270 210 45 15
2652 Big mouth – our guide just quit! Now you've got big shoes to fill. 1.2778 0.03332 288 225 46 17
2653 How would you like to be called abominable? 1.2778 0.03296 288 224 48 16
2654 Can’t you just savour the moment for one second Howard and stop thinking about your Instagram content. 1.2778 0.03439 288 228 40 20
2655 He asked for directions to the White House. 1.2778 0.03523 270 213 39 18
2656 I told him it’s over, yeti can’t stop meeting me. 1.2778 0.03281 270 207 51 12
2657 Isn’t that the guy who makes those coolers? 1.2776 0.03277 317 251 44 22
2658 He says he's Sisyphus, but something's wrong. 1.2776 0.03156 281 214 56 11
2659 Ugh...why didn't you ask him for directions Todd? 1.2776 0.03351 281 219 46 16
2660 He said to just follow in his footsteps 1.2776 0.03156 281 214 56 11
2661 So much for big feet big... 1.2776 0.03536 281 224 36 21
2662 We discussed movie and book deals, but he wants control of his likeness. 1.2776 0.03156 281 214 56 11
2663 So great bumping in to you up here. No, not much new with me I can see mentioning. 1.2776 0.03074 281 212 60 9
2664 It's not him, the hands are too small... 1.2776 0.03423 263 204 45 14
2665 And he says you’re abominable, Jim. 1.2774 0.03264 292 227 49 16
2666 You go with him, let me know how it works out for you. 1.2773 0.03441 256 198 45 13
2667 Altitude training may result in unusual side effects. Consult your doctor or physician if you have any concerns. 1.2773 0.03441 256 198 45 13
2668 I suppose you’ll tell me the sky is falling next? 1.2772 0.03280 285 221 49 15
2669 I'm sorry, I can't explain it. I just have to follow him. 1.2772 0.03243 285 220 51 14
2670 Too be honest, Dave, I prefer a man with more hair on his chest. 1.2771 0.03772 249 199 31 19
2671 I told you it said its preferred pronouns are they, them, their!" 1.2770 0.03374 278 217 45 16
2672 It said we can use its wifi. 1.2770 0.03176 278 212 55 11
2673 I don't care if he knows a shortcut, I'm tired of talking about Harry and the Hendersons. 1.2770 0.03525 278 221 37 20
2674 Tindr had him miles away. 1.2770 0.03488 278 220 39 19
2675 Sorry, but I like men with big feet. 1.2770 0.03450 278 219 41 18
2676 Not worth the trouble. He’ll still be President when you come down. 1.2770 0.03450 278 219 41 18
2677 Are you here for the Bigfoot meetup group? 1.2770 0.03335 278 216 47 15
2678 Yet he persists, unlike you 1.2768 0.03249 289 224 50 15
2679 He would like us to join him for lunch. 1.2768 0.03473 271 213 41 17
2680 Bob: What do you mean it's over? Mary: Have you seen the size of his feet? 1.2768 0.03270 271 208 51 12
2681 Who cares about communing with nature! We could have gone viral! 1.2767 0.03238 300 234 49 17
2682 It's the next thing in smart wool 1.2767 0.03203 300 233 51 16
2683 I​ guess it's not true​ what they say about males with big feet. 1.2766 0.03186 282 216 54 12
2684 He told me that he’s a figment of our imagination. 1.2766 0.03264 282 218 50 14
2685 He's upset you called him abominable. 1.2765 0.03319 311 247 42 22
2686 I just called him Sasquatch....I think I might have put my Big Foot in it..... 1.2765 0.03495 264 207 41 16
2687 I didn't think he was abominable at all. 1.2765 0.03107 293 224 57 12
2688 It's true. 1.2765 0.03463 293 234 37 22
2689 Why did you have to tell him he was abominable? 1.2765 0.03325 293 230 45 18
2690 Why are you so surprised to see him? He had to lose the orange hair and find someplace to hide out. 1.2765 0.03463 293 234 37 22
2691 There's no doubt that ONE of you is being abominable. 1.2764 0.03437 275 216 42 17
2692 He says there is a Starbucks at the peak! 1.2763 0.03275 304 239 46 19
2693 I think the air must be getting thin! 1.2763 0.03208 304 237 50 17
2694 His Facebook feed made him seem so much nicer. 1.2762 0.03270 286 222 49 15
2695 Hey, just remember that he promised a selfie with you at the top 1.2761 0.03417 268 209 44 15
2696 Dammit. I forgot my phone! 1.2759 0.03393 261 202 46 13
2697 No, I did not used to date that guy. 1.2759 0.03348 290 228 44 18
2698 Remember when we did not see the basketball playing gorilla ? 1.2759 0.03239 290 225 50 15
2699 Of course he wouldn’t wear pants, I just didn’t think it through is all. 1.2759 0.03127 290 222 56 12
2700 It’s over Perry. I’ve moved on. 1.2759 0.03239 290 225 50 15
2701 He didn't even say hello. That's abominable! 1.2757 0.03262 301 236 47 18
2702 Yet i still don't believe. 1.2757 0.03330 301 238 43 20
2703 He says he's going to the White House for a job interview with Trump. 1.2757 0.03689 272 220 29 23
2704 It's true what they say about a snowman with big feet. 1.2756 0.03368 283 222 44 17
2705 If you think that's an impressive sight, wait till you get to the top. 1.2756 0.03410 254 196 46 12
2706 The docs seem to think it a testerone issue. 1.2756 0.03410 254 196 46 12
2707 You know what else is abominable? This conversation. 1.2756 0.03222 254 192 54 8
2708 He says take a hard left, next mountain over, the Starbucks is a couple of hundred feet up on the right. 1.2755 0.03209 294 228 51 15
2709 I'll tell you what's abominable, your sense sense of direction! 1.2755 0.03315 265 204 49 12
2710 Someone had to be his first! 1.2755 0.03272 265 203 51 11
2711 He didn't find me abominable enough. 1.2755 0.03358 265 205 47 13
2712 Personally, I didn't think he behaved that abominably. 1.2755 0.03442 265 207 43 15
2713 I've met someone, Dave, and he promised me a fur coat to keep me warm... 1.2754 0.03165 305 237 52 16
2714 Sorry, Lyle. It's those big feet and well ... the grunting. They're irresistible 1.2754 0.03268 276 213 50 13
2715 He said we need to remove our shoes before we enter his home. 1.2754 0.03308 276 214 48 14
2716 It's true what they say about foot size being an 'indicator' . . . 1.2753 0.03154 316 247 51 18
2717 Yes it's real fur but he was born with it 1.2753 0.03185 287 221 53 13
2718 This Sherpa guide is way bigger than the last one. 1.2752 0.03887 218 172 32 14
2719 All I know is that he said is to just call him Big Foot and he’s a Pisces. 1.2752 0.03418 258 200 45 13
2720 I told you we should have asked for directions! 1.2751 0.03324 269 208 48 13
2721 You’ve obviously offended him by calling him Bigfoot 1.2751 0.03487 269 212 40 17
2722 Yeah? I’ll tell you what’s abominable, he’s gonna get there first! 1.2751 0.03103 309 239 55 15
2723 What if he doesn't like having his picture taken? 1.2750 0.03353 280 219 45 16
2724 I swear -- we're just friends. 1.2750 0.03353 280 219 45 16
2725 I think he wanted to know if this is Saskatchewan... 1.2750 0.03353 280 219 45 16
2726 He said that he’s looking for a WiFi hotspot. 1.2750 0.03276 280 217 49 14
2727 TOUCHY AREN'T THEY 1.2750 0.03353 280 219 45 16
2728 I told you that REI had a new line of natural fiber outerwear. 1.2749 0.03442 291 232 38 21
2729 He wants me to launch a 2020 presidential exploratory committee. 1.2749 0.03616 251 198 37 16
2730 Well we are in the French Alps, honey. 1.2749 0.03571 251 197 39 15
2731 He said you are making things awkward, so maybe I go it alone from here 1.2748 0.02857 302 226 69 7
2732 If it's not a UFO, I'm not turning! 1.2747 0.03208 273 209 53 11
2733 The Sherpa turned back so I improvised. 1.2747 0.03208 273 209 53 11
2734 Okay, okay! I'm the one who farted. 1.2746 0.03357 284 223 44 17
2735 Everytime I come here there's nothing new to see, just snow and more snow. 1.2746 0.03166 284 218 54 12
2736 He went down seeking a wise mam and couldn't find one. 1.2746 0.03244 284 220 50 14
2737 Wow, you are the LAST person I thgouht I'd run into on this adventure. 1.2746 0.03270 295 231 47 17
2738 Way to go, you’ve hurt his feelings, again. 1.2744 0.03261 266 204 51 11
2739 He just escaped a close shave. 1.2744 0.03347 266 206 47 13
2740 He said he's never seen anything like it...no footprints...anywhere! 1.2744 0.03298 277 215 48 14
2741 You really can’t expect him to wear the red suit and hat all year long 1.2743 0.03467 288 230 37 21
2742 He seemed very pleasant, not abominable at all. 1.2743 0.03213 288 223 51 14
2743 I didn't see any footprints...did you? 1.2742 0.03308 299 236 44 19
2744 I don't think he's dangerous. Besides, he's going the same direction we are. 1.2742 0.03098 299 230 56 13
2745 Carl, your jealousy is going to ruin this relationship. 1.2741 0.03406 259 201 45 13
2746 He'll be right back with a trail map." 1.2741 0.03406 259 201 45 13
2747 He said it's neither goose down nor synthetic. 1.2741 0.03226 259 197 53 9
2748 He may be fictional, but he's a real man. 1.2741 0.03017 332 258 57 17
2749 He wanted to know if the FED was going to continue to raise interest rates. 1.2741 0.03395 270 211 44 15
2750 We really shouldn't be hiking - we're both blind. 1.2741 0.03630 270 217 32 21
2751 He said - “Not digging this “global warming”” 1.2741 0.03435 270 212 42 16
2752 I don't care who that is, I am not following that hairy butt up this mountain! 1.2740 0.03304 281 219 47 15
2753 So what if I assume most abominable creatures are men? 1.2740 0.03266 281 218 49 14
2754 I must be hallucinating- thought my mother in law just walked by. 1.2740 0.03266 281 218 49 14
2755 Actually, he’s a pretty nice guy. 1.2740 0.03220 292 227 50 15
2756 He thinks he left his oven on. 1.2739 0.03100 314 244 54 16
2757 For the last time -- my feelings for you had nothing to do with the size of your feet. 1.2739 0.02861 314 237 68 9
2758 Being blind-always feel like I'm missing something 1.2738 0.03620 263 210 34 19
2759 What if the yellow snow writing message was his? 1.2737 0.03360 274 214 45 15
2760 He says he has to go home for lunch. 1.2737 0.03280 274 212 49 13
2761 He's right - calling him that is just body-shaming. 1.2737 0.03272 285 222 48 15
2762 He's lost, he wanted directions. 1.2737 0.03272 285 222 48 15
2763 You are so not evolved. 1.2736 0.03190 296 230 51 15
2764 Sorry, there’s not much to see at the top. Just a bunch of Neanderthals. 1.2736 0.03043 296 226 59 11
2765 Wait till you meet his dog Big Tail. 1.2736 0.03190 296 230 51 15
2766 He says that he will check to see if the guru at the top can work us in. 1.2736 0.03005 296 225 61 10
2767 I came up here to escape white male privilege! 1.2736 0.03343 307 245 40 22
2768 Of course he's ahead of us. He's got big feet! 1.2734 0.03251 267 205 51 11
2769 He might be abominable but he's got a great WiFi connection up there! 1.2734 0.03336 267 207 47 13
2770 Unbelievable, I mean, how many years have we been searching for this guy...and not even a ‘stop n chat’?! 1.2734 0.03378 267 208 45 14
2771 We've been over this, he gets sensitive about the 'abominable' thing. 1.2734 0.02998 278 209 62 7
2772 It was just a one-time thing. 1.2734 0.03350 289 228 43 18
2773 Where can I get a Day-After pill? 1.2734 0.03421 289 230 39 20
2774 For me, it's as if he never existed. 1.2734 0.03386 289 229 41 19
2775 Is this your idea of taking our relationship back to the beginning? 1.2733 0.03089 300 231 56 13
2776 He said we're still about an hour from the summit. 1.2733 0.03195 300 234 50 16
2777 It's true. He is abominable. 1.2731 0.03448 249 193 44 12
2778 I never expected to see you here. 1.2731 0.03607 260 207 35 18
2779 He’s not the only one around here who’s abominable! 1.2731 0.03218 271 208 52 11
2780 Are you kidding me? He wouldn’t even make eye contact! 1.2731 0.03302 271 210 48 13
2781 At least he’s not giving up!!! 1.2731 0.03302 271 210 48 13
2782 He said the best is Yeti to come! 1.2731 0.03218 271 208 52 11
2783 He said,"No selfies today." 1.2730 0.03294 282 220 47 15
2784 He said to wait here until he sees if his wife is home. 1.2730 0.03177 282 217 53 12
2785 I'm in love, Jake. Goodbye! 1.2727 0.03282 319 255 41 23
2786 Is it just me? Or, are things getting a little hairy around here? 1.2727 0.03634 253 201 35 17
2787 Maybe the trail to extinction is uphill 1.2727 0.03389 275 216 43 16
2788 Let's follow him, he's a Thru-Hiker 1.2727 0.03228 264 202 52 10
2789 Nice guy 1.2727 0.03350 275 215 45 15
2790 He wasn't at all abominable . . . 1.2727 0.03527 264 209 38 17
2791 I told you we are through! You’re following me is hurting my new relationship! 1.2727 0.03336 286 225 44 17
2792 I’ll tell you what’s abominable - there’s no wi-fi! 1.2727 0.03354 297 236 41 20
2793 Do you really have to ask 'Why?' 1.2727 0.03286 297 234 45 18
2794 I leaving you Louis. You just don’t have his WOW factor. 1.2727 0.03336 286 225 44 17
2795 There goes our trail mix! 1.2727 0.03402 264 206 44 14
2796 Just because he's Tibetan doesn't make him a sherpa. 1.2727 0.03286 297 234 45 18
2797 Who knew he does Sherpa work on the side? 1.2727 0.03229 275 212 51 12
2798 Way to go Bill....you know he's easily triggered 1.2727 0.03467 275 218 39 18
2799 As first dates go, it was pretty abominable. 1.2724 0.03186 301 235 50 16
2800 You’re not going to believe this and don’t turn around right now...Frank is here. 1.2724 0.03194 290 225 51 14
2801 When we get to the top we turn left. 1.2724 0.03304 290 228 45 17
2802 He said they just opened up a Starbucks Reserve up there 1.2724 0.03194 290 225 51 14
2803 Did you see that?!" "Science has lead me to believe that I did not. 1.2724 0.03079 290 222 57 11
2804 He's not really abominable, you know. He's just pissed at the paparazzi. 1.2724 0.03231 290 226 49 15
2805 Maybe all our fancy equipment isn’t necessary after all. 1.2724 0.03157 279 214 54 11
2806 I'll believe in global warming when I see a Yeti in the desert... 1.2724 0.03355 279 219 44 16
2807 He is going to build a wall. 1.2724 0.03277 279 217 48 14
2808 I'm sorry, Rolf. I'm just tired of the manscaped look. 1.2724 0.03431 279 221 40 18
2809 Dammit, Dave, he said "no selfies!" 1.2724 0.03197 279 215 52 12
2810 He told me I have tiny hands and then just kept on walking. 1.2724 0.03240 268 206 51 11
2811 Well, at least I didn’t forget the camera. 1.2724 0.03367 268 209 45 14
2812 But, babe, he says he knows all the good ski spots. 1.2724 0.03375 257 199 46 12
2813 He says that there's a Starbucks beyond the next rise!! 1.2724 0.03420 257 200 44 13
2814 He's not really that abominable and it's a great workout. 1.2722 0.03075 327 256 53 18
2815 I suppose what they say about big feet is the actual myth. 1.2721 0.03445 294 236 36 22
2816 I know our sherpa is a local but frankly I find him abominable . 1.2721 0.03236 294 230 48 16
2817 He's not abominable. Actually rather nice. 1.2721 0.03245 283 220 49 14
2818 I'm thinking 2020... 1.2721 0.03245 283 220 49 14
2819 Actually, it's your pace that is abominable. 1.2721 0.03373 272 213 44 15
2820 It's his 30-day Challenge. 1.2721 0.03333 272 212 46 14
2821 He looked hurt when I told him Washington has much scarier creatures than him. 1.2721 0.03292 272 211 48 13
2822 You got my tumbler autographed, right? 1.2721 0.03413 272 214 42 16
2823 We can point fingers and assign blame or we can be mature adults and admit we always knew it would come to this. 1.2720 0.03469 261 205 41 15
2824 He said mountain climbing has strengthened his midriff. so much, he's now the Abdominal Snowman. 1.2720 0.03389 250 193 46 11
2825 Honey, don’t argue with the man ... he is the expert after all. 1.2718 0.03241 298 234 47 17
2826 Climate change! 1.2718 0.03176 287 222 52 13
2827 The ménage a trois was fun, but I am staying with him. 1.2718 0.03252 287 224 48 15
2828 As far as holy men, I asked him who's at the top? All he said was "dinner". 1.2717 0.03299 276 215 47 14
2829 At least he’s up front about being abominable! 1.2717 0.03259 276 214 49 13
2830 I'm surprised how small his foot is. 1.2717 0.03135 276 211 55 10
2831 He said “see you around” but somehow I doubt that. 1.2717 0.03305 265 205 48 12
2832 Do you smell Beef Jerky? 1.2717 0.03348 265 206 46 13
2833 Oh now you’re not into my no cell phone idea? 1.2717 0.03348 265 206 46 13
2834 Are you following me, or him? 1.2717 0.03211 254 193 53 8
2835 Honey he’s not my type. I just like big feet 1.2716 0.03134 313 245 51 17
2836 He wants to be alone. 1.2715 0.03184 291 226 51 14
2837 He’s abominable AND rude. 1.2714 0.03344 280 220 44 16
2838 I’m sorry, Larry, but his is big. 1.2714 0.03420 280 222 40 18
2839 He told me he just got back from a trip to Loch Ness. 1.2714 0.03227 280 217 50 13
2840 I'm sorry, Henry. I know I should go home with the guy who brought me, but he is so much more exciting. 1.2714 0.03314 269 209 47 13
2841 Let's follow him, he looks like he knows where he is going! 1.2713 0.03318 258 199 48 11
2842 He says he's going up there to contemplate his existence. 1.2713 0.03647 247 196 35 16
2843 He said it's 'abdominal,' not 'abominable.' 1.2712 0.03248 306 242 45 19
2844 What did you say to piss him off? 1.2712 0.03332 295 234 42 19
2845 He says he's related to Donald Trump, but that we shouldn't hold that against him. 1.2712 0.03155 295 229 52 14
2846 Who needs a GPS? Follow that Yeti! 1.2712 0.03297 295 233 44 18
2847 When I asked him if there were sufficient grounds for impeachment, he said, " Not Yeti. " 1.2711 0.03480 273 217 38 18
2848 He forgot his phone." 1.2710 0.03372 262 204 45 13
2849 Don't worry, mom'll be back once she eats her Snickers bar. 1.2710 0.03582 262 209 35 18
2850 No deal. 1.2710 0.03153 310 243 50 17
2851 He said calling him abominable hurts his feelings. 1.2708 0.03050 288 220 58 10
2852 It’s true!!! You can tell how big he is by the size of his feet! 1.2708 0.03423 288 230 38 20
2853 Bigfoot without the footprints? 1.2708 0.03249 277 215 49 13
2854 He has my number, but I just have a feeling he'll never call. 1.2708 0.03406 277 219 41 17
2855 Welcome to the Political Wilderness! If you look to your right you'll see Steve Bannon. 1.2708 0.03444 277 220 39 18
2856 Oh...he's was cool but certainly no Big Foot if you know what I mean 1.2708 0.03208 277 214 51 12
2857 He'll be right back. He forgot his cooler. 1.2708 0.03249 277 215 49 13
2858 He told me the chai isn't worth the journey. 1.2706 0.03433 255 199 43 13
2859 No no that's the Indomitable Snowman. Different guy entirely. You want to get to the top, doncha? 1.2705 0.03137 292 226 53 13
2860 Your sense of direction is abominable. 1.2705 0.03211 292 228 49 15
2861 The sex was abominable. 1.2705 0.03217 281 218 50 13
2862 He's looking for his Uber ride. 1.2705 0.03217 281 218 50 13
2863 Apparently he'd rather not be called abominable anymore. 1.2704 0.03304 270 210 47 13
2864 The "Abominable Snowman" was so last year, he prefers "Yeti" now! 1.2704 0.03088 270 205 57 8
2865 We should've just asked one of the locals for directions. 1.2704 0.03035 307 237 57 13
2866 He ain't Yeti, he's my lover 1.2703 0.03483 259 204 40 15
2867 Well, at least his sense of direction isn't abominable. 1.2703 0.03357 296 236 40 20
2868 The guru's appointment secretary says he can see us soon, just not yeti. 1.2703 0.03357 296 236 40 20
2869 Well.. from his perspective I’m aiming lower by choosing to date you 1.2702 0.03338 285 225 43 17
2870 It was a Tinder date that didn't work out. 1.2702 0.03354 248 191 47 10
2871 Don't leave me for him! Not yeti! 1.2701 0.03657 274 223 28 23
2872 He wants us to spread the word that he's not abominable. 1.2701 0.03229 274 212 50 12
2873 That's right, Milo, I love him. I love him even though he's abomidibible. I mean abombbable...abobmable...oh, fuck it. 1.2701 0.03430 274 217 40 17
2874 Is asking for directions really so abominable? 1.2701 0.03351 274 215 44 15
2875 Can you believe it? He says there’s no wifi up here. 1.2700 0.03152 300 234 51 15
2876 If it makes you feel better then, yes, it was all about his big feet. 1.2700 0.03529 263 209 37 17
2877 he told me climate change was fake news 1.2699 0.03232 289 226 48 15
2878 Look Debbie, its the Ex President. He still trying to find money for the wall 1.2698 0.03617 278 226 29 23
2879 He said that peak to the right IS Everest. 1.2698 0.03278 278 217 47 14
2880 He advises us to Make America Great Again. 1.2698 0.03508 278 223 35 20
2881 Me? You’re the one who said, “Go take a hike.” 1.2698 0.03198 278 215 51 12
2882 Goodbye, John. Oh, one more thing. I could never stand your aftershave. 1.2698 0.03318 278 218 45 15
2883 He was pretty compelling, and your reasons for going back with you are ? 1.2698 0.03395 278 220 41 17
2884 Did you post it on Instagram?" "I forgot my charger. 1.2697 0.03158 304 238 50 16
2885 Asked only if we could change nickname from ‘abominable’ to ‘indifferent’ snowman. 1.2697 0.03368 267 209 44 14
2886 Typical Conroy: you bring your selfie stick and leave your camera at the hotel! 1.2697 0.03197 267 205 52 10
2887 all i said was "how about a selfie?" 1.2697 0.03326 267 208 46 13
2888 Now look what you've done! 1.2696 0.03128 293 227 53 13
2889 Bob, we were supposed to tell him about the adoption AFTER we climbed the mountain. 1.2695 0.03285 282 221 46 15
2890 I must say he didn't seem abominable 1.2695 0.03128 282 217 54 11
2891 Oh, so THAT'S noticeable, but my haircuts are not? 1.2695 0.03207 282 219 50 13
2892 The regular guru is off Wednesdays. 1.2695 0.03285 282 221 46 15
2893 Yeah, I got a selfie with him, but my hair looks abominable. 1.2695 0.02962 282 213 62 7
2894 I didn't find him abominable at all. 1.2694 0.03293 271 211 47 13
2895 Shaved heads, then body tats, then the milennial whiskers !! Now it's the body beard !!! 1.2692 0.03556 260 207 36 17
2896 His feet don't look that big to me. 1.2692 0.03514 260 206 38 16
2897 He mentioned something about forgetting his keys. 1.2692 0.03138 286 221 53 12
2898 I think he's adorable. 1.2692 0.03253 286 224 47 15
2899 Now don't start something. He's just a friend. 1.2691 0.02962 301 230 61 10
2900 He wants to talk to his agent before he grants me an interview. 1.2690 0.03071 290 223 56 11
2901 It's "abominable", not "abdominal." 1.2690 0.03147 290 225 52 13
2902 Forgot the cooler. 1.2689 0.03350 264 206 45 13
2903 He prefers to be called simply, 'Mr. Snowman.' 1.2689 0.03127 264 201 55 8
2904 He doesn't seem too surprised to see us. 1.2689 0.03218 264 203 51 10
2905 I am going with him.... and yes, it is a hairy ass thing." 1.2689 0.03435 264 208 41 15
2906 He gave me the secret for eternal life. The problem is I don’t know Sasquatch. 1.2689 0.03350 264 206 45 13
2907 Can you believe it! After 9 hours, my wash-and-wear slacks have kept their crease! 1.2689 0.03316 305 244 40 21
2908 Once you go Yeti, you never go back. 1.2688 0.03188 279 216 51 12
2909 I am sorry Dave, if you get the chance to sleep with Big Foot you are not going to not do it 1.2688 0.03268 279 218 47 14
2910 That's racist! 1.2688 0.03460 279 223 37 19
2911 Apparently, the event is "members only". 1.2688 0.03268 279 218 47 14
2912 Was it something I said? 1.2687 0.03192 294 230 49 15
2913 I don’t care what you think. Yelp gave this tour 4 and half stars. 1.2687 0.03230 268 207 50 11
2914 He's what passes for Uber up here. I gave him five stars not being talkative. 1.2686 0.03599 242 191 37 14
2915 Yeah. We used to hang out in high school. 1.2686 0.03351 283 224 42 17
2916 He said he is freezing his butt off 1.2686 0.03313 283 223 44 16
2917 When you finally find your perfect Tinder match and she dumps you for a taller dude. 1.2686 0.03497 283 228 34 21
2918 You're the Big Ape! Now, apologize! 1.2685 0.03454 257 202 41 14
2919 I called him Bigfoot, but he was deeply offended. It seems he's a Yeti. 1.2685 0.03163 298 233 50 15
2920 Are Robin Williams hallucinations a sign of altitude sickness? 1.2685 0.03198 298 234 48 16
2921 That is the last time we bring your father along. I don't think he's funny. 1.2684 0.03323 272 213 45 14
2922 I'm looking to open a waxing studio in the area" 1.2684 0.02993 313 242 58 13
2923 The sherpas are all on strike. 1.2683 0.03206 287 224 49 14
2924 Go back John. He had me at his first grunt! 1.2683 0.03318 287 227 43 17
2925 You know what they say about big feet, right? 1.2682 0.03329 261 203 46 12
2926 I hope I’m not pregnant 1.2682 0.03417 261 205 42 14
2927 No, he won't do a selfie with us. 1.2682 0.03417 261 205 42 14
2928 There's no such thing as bad weather, just bad clothes. 1.2680 0.03001 306 236 58 12
2929 Three's a crowd. 1.2679 0.03138 280 216 53 11
2930 Good news! He says that you aren’t imaginary! 1.2679 0.03335 280 221 43 16
2931 This climb looks a little hairy. 1.2678 0.03289 295 234 43 18
2932 He said the Grinch was a weenie. 1.2678 0.03183 295 231 49 15
2933 You know, he's not as abominable as everyone says. 1.2677 0.03389 254 198 44 12
2934 I told you it’s Sasquatch, he hates it when people call him Bigfoot. 1.2677 0.03428 269 213 40 16
2935 Are you going to let him get away with that abominable comment? 1.2677 0.03346 269 211 44 14
2936 No honey, that's Zombies that eat brains... 1.2676 0.03148 284 220 52 12
2937 I told him a roll in the snow was not a relationship. His 'foot' size may be spectacular but it's not enough. 1.2676 0.03265 284 223 46 15
2938 He is so famous, I don't know what to say... 1.2676 0.03224 299 236 46 17
2939 Now he's going to get photos of his grandson...let's just try the climb tomorrow. 1.2676 0.03081 299 232 54 13
2940 Guess he doesn't shop at R.E.I. for outerwear. 1.2676 0.03117 299 233 52 14
2941 He wouldn't even pose with me for a selfie, its almost like he doesn't know that if you are not on social media, you are not real 1.2676 0.03117 299 233 52 14
2942 I feel like I'm in the middle of a New York Times crossword. 1.2674 0.03398 258 202 43 13
2943 She said her name is Liesl... 1.2674 0.03528 258 205 37 16
2944 He told me that if you add a fourth term to that right-angled-triangle theorem but for it you use a minus sign, then that is the geometry of the Universe. 1.2674 0.03188 273 211 51 11
2945 He knows where he’s going, Eric! Just look at him, I’m pretty sure he’s a native. 1.2674 0.03080 288 222 55 11
2946 Look, he's a great guide so keep the "abominable" stereotype to yourself. 1.2674 0.03307 288 228 43 17
2947 Nice guy, but wouldn't let me take a photo. 1.2674 0.03196 288 225 49 14
2948 He said, "Next time, bring lattes." 1.2673 0.03160 303 238 49 16
2949 You feel threatened because I said he was kind of cute? 1.2672 0.03451 247 193 42 12
2950 Orange hair? 1.2672 0.03405 262 206 42 14
2951 He says, "Abominable is as abominable does." 1.2671 0.03158 277 214 52 11
2952 That is not NorthFace, that has Patagonia written all over it! 1.2671 0.03239 292 230 46 16
2953 No wonder he’s insulted, after what you called him. 1.2671 0.03027 307 238 56 13
2954 We can still be friends and everything, but you know what they say about the size of a man's feet? 1.2669 0.03595 251 200 35 16
2955 He's not happy about the pay freeze. 1.2669 0.03328 266 208 45 13
2956 He said: "Wait here, I'm getting dipping sauce." 1.2669 0.03453 266 211 39 16
2957 Are we there yeti? 1.2669 0.03325 281 222 43 16
2958 He told me to “walk this way”. 1.2669 0.03248 281 220 47 14
2959 He said he's only a size 12. 1.2669 0.03286 281 221 45 15
2960 Your friends are abominable. 1.2669 0.03063 296 229 55 12
2961 He said he needs his selfie stick first 1.2667 0.03367 285 227 40 18
2962 I'm leaving you for someone with more testosterone! 1.2667 0.03292 285 225 44 16
2963 I told you we should have done the Paleo diet. 1.2667 0.03335 270 212 44 14
2964 I told him to get lost. 1.2667 0.03122 270 207 54 9
2965 Turn back quick. It's a GOP convention. 1.2667 0.03575 270 218 32 20
2966 Trust me, his tours are one of a kind. 1.2667 0.03292 285 225 44 16
2967 You’ll never believe it, but that’s my ex. 1.2667 0.03178 285 222 50 13
2968 He says it’s all downhill from here 1.2667 0.03377 255 199 44 12
2969 Let's get some attention and report it as fake news. 1.2665 0.02849 319 244 65 10
2970 See!? I told you we would be overdressed up here. 1.2664 0.03110 289 224 53 12
2971 Are we almost there yeti? 1.2664 0.03369 289 231 39 19
2972 Of course he's angry, Zack. You keep trying to stick carrots into him. 1.2664 0.03186 289 226 49 14
2973 I thought his feet looked proportional 1.2664 0.03297 289 229 43 17
2974 You both can't be abominable 1.2664 0.03386 259 203 43 13
2975 It’s the altitude; I’m seeing things also. 1.2664 0.03342 259 202 45 12
2976 He only asked to be called Mr. Yeti, not to debate the science behind his existence. 1.2662 0.02965 293 224 60 9
2977 Seriously, I do not want to be downwind of that guy. 1.2662 0.03193 293 230 48 15
2978 Wow look at those birds! 1.2662 0.03266 293 232 44 17
2979 He said to go back down and get him razors,shave cream and wine. 1.2662 0.03230 293 231 46 16
2980 He is abominable, that's why we need a border wall! 1.2662 0.03081 293 227 54 12
2981 Just leave him alone. He's having a bad hair day. 1.2662 0.03229 278 217 48 13
2982 I'm so surprised! He smelled "Mountain Fresh"! 1.2662 0.03307 263 205 46 12
2983 He's just the Yeti Welcoming Committee. You meet the whole clan at the top. 1.2661 0.03141 248 188 54 6
2984 I see it, yet I don't believe it. 1.2660 0.03164 297 233 49 15
2985 He only speaks Latin. 1.2660 0.03339 297 238 39 20
2986 He's angry because I said "Ready, Get Yeti, Go!" 1.2660 0.03314 282 223 43 16
2987 That sure was a chilly reception! 1.2660 0.03276 282 222 45 15
2988 We have followed in their footsteps for thousands of years, why stop now! 1.2659 0.03274 267 208 47 12
2989 Back to the original Man Cave? 1.2659 0.03307 252 195 47 10
2990 You never mentioned your friend Fred was an exhibitionist. 1.2658 0.03099 301 235 52 14
2991 He expressed discomfort with the idea of a threesome. 1.2658 0.03063 301 234 54 13
2992 He's says it's okay but no Trump jokes. 1.2657 0.03356 286 228 40 18
2993 I just want to be with someone who’s willing to let themselves be seen every once in a while. 1.2657 0.03206 286 224 48 14
2994 What goes up must come down. RUN! 1.2657 0.03168 286 223 50 13
2995 He said he feels naked - he's off to get his sunglasses. 1.2657 0.03325 271 213 44 14
2996 I told you, never ask a creature its shoe size! 1.2657 0.03283 271 212 46 13
2997 Of course I’m following him. Did you see the size of his feet?? 1.2657 0.03283 271 212 46 13
2998 Your jealousy is abomidable. 1.2655 0.03287 290 230 43 17
2999 I only asked if we could do a selfie together! 1.2655 0.03210 275 214 49 12
3000 I think he knows where he's going. 1.2655 0.03371 275 218 41 16
3001 Last one to the top is a monkey’s uncle 1.2655 0.03331 275 217 43 15
3002 He can't find a Starbucks either. 1.2654 0.03375 260 204 43 13
3003 He seemed a bit overly eager, but I suppose I’m game if you are. 1.2654 0.03285 260 202 47 11
3004 He says he’ll eat us at the top. 1.2654 0.03010 309 240 56 13
3005 It's your turn to small talk with him. 1.2653 0.02877 294 223 64 7
3006 No, in fact he's quite personable. 1.2652 0.03337 279 221 42 16
3007 It's another victim of climate change. 1.2652 0.03259 279 219 46 14
3008 Once the conversation turned to politics, he just became abominable. 1.2652 0.03296 264 206 46 12
3009 This guide is abominable - he could have at least put some pants on! 1.2652 0.03467 264 210 38 16
3010 He said he's fed up with being "othered." 1.2651 0.02970 298 229 59 10
3011 I'm sorry Ted, but your just not abominable enough. 1.2651 0.03655 249 200 32 17
3012 Well, I think it's abominable of YOU to assume it's a snow MAN. 1.2650 0.03342 283 225 41 17
3013 No, I wouldn’t say this is a hairy situation 1.2650 0.03149 283 220 51 12
3014 His climbing skills are unreal. 1.2649 0.03220 268 208 49 11
3015 You know he gets touchy about his bald spot. 1.2649 0.03132 268 206 53 9
3016 You didn't have to say his fur was matted! 1.2649 0.03306 268 210 45 13
3017 I swear that man passed us a mile back! 1.2649 0.03090 302 236 52 14
3018 He says he knows the best place for us to take a selfie. 1.2648 0.03526 253 201 37 15
3019 No that's cool, you can wait dong here. I mean down hairy. I mean down here. Just set up cock. I mean camp. It'll be all white. Sigh. SEE YOU FIVE MINUTES. 1.2648 0.03382 287 230 38 19
3020 I told him no means no 1.2647 0.03314 272 214 44 14
3021 It's not you, Chad... 1.2647 0.03231 272 212 48 12
3022 Focus! No.We're looking for Loch Ness. 1.2647 0.03474 272 218 36 18
3023 I thought so too, but he said he's just a Sherpa. 1.2647 0.03102 272 209 54 9
3024 Wasn’t that the guy we saw arm wrestling for drinks at the bar last night? 1.2646 0.03313 291 232 41 18
3025 "He didn't even say 'hi' to us. I heard he was abominable, but I didn't know he was rude! 1.2645 0.03199 276 215 49 12
3026 You said whoever I married would have big shoes to fill, Daddy. 1.2644 0.03492 261 208 37 16
3027 He got pissed when I told him I was already seeing someone... 1.2643 0.03045 280 215 56 9
3028 Well, the brochure didn't mention anything about this. 1.2643 0.03169 280 218 50 12
3029 My tweet just went viral. @realDonaldTrump said, “It’s deepfake. You’re Obamanable!” 1.2643 0.03365 280 223 40 17
3030 I fell for him when he was just Little Foot. 1.2642 0.03197 265 205 50 10
3031 Every year the other hikers look less and less prepared. 1.2642 0.03329 265 208 44 13
3032 I got a deal on this Sherpa by using Groupon 1.2642 0.03197 265 205 50 10
3033 He said the restaurant at the summit is abominable. 1.2641 0.03256 284 224 45 15
3034 He can't find his Uggs. 1.2639 0.03378 269 213 41 15
3035 You're cold and insensitive and you've hurt his feelings. 1.2639 0.03122 269 207 53 9
3036 It's President Trump. He said at least now when people call him 'abominable', they'll be right. 1.2639 0.03419 269 214 39 16
3037 He understands me. He completes me. 1.2639 0.03378 269 213 41 15
3038 Not too happy about climate change! 1.2639 0.03499 269 216 35 18
3039 You have to hand it to LL Bean. They have some great climbing gear! 1.2639 0.03295 269 211 45 13
3040 If you must know, he’s makes me laugh at 10k feet. 1.2639 0.03262 288 228 44 16
3041 He said he wants to take us to his cave to eat. 1.2638 0.03378 254 199 43 12
3042 He turned around as soon as I mentioned #MeToo. 1.2637 0.03344 273 216 42 15
3043 But we were only talking 1.2637 0.03092 273 210 54 9
3044 He's not abominable, he's actually likable & makes great hot cocoa. 1.2637 0.03092 273 210 54 9
3045 He said he's not into three-ways. See you later. 1.2637 0.03423 273 218 38 17
3046 I think he’ll be an excellent tour guide. 1.2637 0.03043 292 226 55 11
3047 I don't think he appreciated 'abominable' OR 'wookie'. 1.2637 0.03120 292 228 51 13
3048 He said the most instagrammable spot was this way! 1.2637 0.03227 311 249 42 20
3049 Are you sure he's accredited by the American Mountain Guides Association? 1.2636 0.03251 258 200 48 10
3050 Can't believe I fell for the stereotypes. 1.2635 0.03310 277 219 43 15
3051 You ain't seen nothin Yet...i 1.2635 0.03189 277 216 49 12
3052 Until Trump is gone 1.2635 0.03271 296 236 42 18
3053 He’s the new union rep for the Sherpas 1.2635 0.03236 296 235 44 17
3054 They’re closed. 1.2635 0.03035 315 247 53 15
3055 What do you mean you didn't ask him to take a selfie with you? 1.2634 0.03352 262 206 43 13
3056 He says he's only a size 14 but his uncle has a really big foot. 1.2633 0.03238 281 221 46 14
3057 He says trail mix is for sissies. 1.2633 0.03316 281 223 42 16
3058 He was a Sherpa on Mom's Everest climb in 1990. 1.2633 0.02953 300 231 59 10
3059 I paid extra to hike the "Evolution Trail" 1.2632 0.03090 285 221 53 11
3060 Look, all I’m saying is 3.5 stars on TripAdvisor and an endorsement for ‘excellent conversation’ isn’t everything. 1.2632 0.03096 266 204 54 8
3061 He may be abominable but it's overwhelmingly evident he's also a stud. 1.2632 0.03443 266 212 38 16
3062 But you've always wanted an emotional support yeti. 1.2632 0.03129 285 222 51 12
3063 Seems like a shy guy, I guess he got cold feet. 1.2632 0.03321 285 227 41 17
3064 I guess that means no selfies. 1.2630 0.03101 289 225 52 12
3065 Poor Norbert....... the government shut down ended his anti-yeti medication 1.2630 0.03177 289 227 48 14
3066 Said it’s his own, not Patagonia”. 1.2630 0.03215 289 228 46 15
3067 He just said there is nothing much to see up there 1.2630 0.03252 289 229 44 16
3068 Go ahead, ask him for a selfie! 1.2630 0.03289 289 230 42 17
3069 You didn't have to insult him! 1.2630 0.03448 270 216 37 17
3070 He took my camera. 1.2630 0.03242 270 211 47 12
3071 He is the least "abominable" man I have been with in years. 1.2630 0.03326 270 213 43 14
3072 Was I too much of a fanboy? 1.2629 0.03355 251 196 44 11
3073 That’s something you don’t see every day. 1.2628 0.03185 312 249 44 19
3074 C'mon. We can't let THAT guy beat us. 1.2628 0.03148 293 230 49 14
3075 Maybe we should have continued the paleo diet any way. 1.2628 0.03292 274 216 44 14
3076 He said, clothing is optional at this altitude here. 1.2627 0.03320 255 199 45 11
3077 I told you we should have called him Mr. Yeti. 1.2626 0.03138 278 216 51 11
3078 Steve, I'm going with him because I'm a geneticist...and I won' t mix business with pleasure. 1.2625 0.03091 301 236 51 14
3079 He was just wondering if Ronald Reagan was still president! 1.2624 0.03109 282 219 52 11
3080 Whoa. Did you see the size of that guy’s feet? 1.2624 0.03341 263 207 43 13
3081 Sure he’s abominable but you really shouldn’t have brought up his mother 1.2623 0.02992 305 237 56 12
3082 I say we just keep following him. 1.2622 0.02999 286 220 57 9
3083 He said "Walk this way." That can be taken two ways. 1.2622 0.03120 286 223 51 12
3084 At least he's willing to work on a smaller footprint. 1.2622 0.03159 286 224 49 13
3085 All I said was "two's company; three's a crowd." 1.2622 0.03197 286 225 47 14
3086 He's offended that your only recollection of him was fuzzy. 1.2622 0.03132 267 206 52 9
3087 He didn't even say hello 1.2621 0.03105 309 244 49 16
3088 Now I understand why he is always so hard to track . . . . he doesn't leave any tracks in the snow. 1.2621 0.03428 248 195 41 12
3089 He said his name is Sisiphos and he's sick and tired of chasing that boulder. 1.2621 0.03130 290 227 50 13
3090 You were right! He said the nude beach is over this hill. 1.2621 0.03052 290 225 54 11
3091 Because he has bigger hands! 1.2620 0.03356 271 215 41 15
3092 I told you he answers to “yeti” not “abominable” 1.2620 0.03102 271 209 53 9
3093 I’m sorry, but it’s true; he’s a real mountain man. 1.2619 0.03318 294 236 39 19
3094 Was surprising to see the yeti, but was even more surprising to hear him whistling the theme song from Game of Thrones. 1.2618 0.03018 317 249 53 15
3095 -You- tell him to shave his back 1.2618 0.03282 275 217 44 14
3096 He says it’s closed on Saturday. 1.2617 0.03320 298 240 38 20
3097 Whaddya mean we need to see other people? 1.2617 0.03533 256 205 35 16
3098 Our past has caught up with us. 1.2617 0.03309 256 200 45 11
3099 I think this high altitude is really starting to get to me 1.2617 0.03118 256 196 53 7
3100 Remember: It's not your eyes--it's the oxygen which determines what you see in the mountains. 1.2616 0.03045 279 215 55 9
3101 He asked if we saw his friend Bigfoot. 1.2616 0.03328 279 222 41 16
3102 If the Yeti doesn't need a hiking partner, neither do I! 1.2615 0.03229 260 202 48 10
3103 Do you have any singles for a tip? 1.2615 0.03364 260 205 42 13
3104 I am so turned on! Let's never shave again! 1.2615 0.03295 283 225 42 16
3105 See, he has no walking stick! 1.2615 0.03444 283 229 34 20
3106 This hike will put some hair on your chest 1.2615 0.03058 283 219 54 10
3107 And he's got a beer cooler that doesn't cost $500. 1.2615 0.03407 283 228 36 19
3108 Never mind. He always does this when people are around. 1.2614 0.02911 306 236 60 10
3109 He says the queue for the hermit guru is pretty long, but at least there’s a Starbucks with wi-fi next door. 1.2614 0.03392 241 188 43 10
3110 No, I'm not attracted to him. He is just the best choice for getting us to the top! 1.2614 0.03286 264 207 45 12
3111 He’s upset with the filter you used, he says it makes him look, “washed out” 1.2614 0.03329 264 208 43 13
3112 No, the correct usage is, "Yet I saw something". 1.2613 0.03337 287 230 39 18
3113 She just wants to be alone. 1.2612 0.03355 245 191 44 10
3114 Don't be racist. Actually, he reminds me of your brother Donald. 1.2612 0.03195 291 230 46 15
3115 I think he expects a tip. 1.2612 0.03120 291 228 50 13
3116 I told him the government is still shut down. 1.2610 0.03462 249 197 39 13
3117 ‘Do you believe that guy? No ropes, no poles, not even spiked snowshoes.’ 1.2610 0.03415 249 196 41 12
3118 Nice man, but his breath was abominable. 1.2610 0.03304 272 215 43 14
3119 Are you following me? 1.2610 0.03385 272 217 39 16
3120 He told me he's here investigating a bigfoot sighting. 1.2610 0.03542 272 221 31 20
3121 He wasn't going to let us continue until I convinced him we understand that global warming is a serious problem. 1.2610 0.03135 272 211 51 10
3122 Sorry, I’m done with his cave man mentality. 1.2610 0.03092 295 231 51 13
3123 He's from our tour, but they made him fly cargo. 1.2610 0.03092 295 231 51 13
3124 Yeah, he may be abominable, but at least he isn't you. 1.2609 0.03390 276 221 38 17
3125 Dude was bald until he bought the Donald Trump Hairgrow elixir. 1.2609 0.03136 299 236 48 15
3126 You haven't been teasing him again have you? 1.2607 0.03317 280 223 41 16
3127 He said take the next crevice on the right 1.2607 0.03077 280 217 53 10
3128 He is just not used to taking criticism. 1.2607 0.03199 280 220 47 13
3129 See I told you this would be worth the Instagram. 1.2606 0.03149 307 244 46 17
3130 He’s such old Fake News. 1.2606 0.03285 284 226 42 16
3131 He has big feet, too? 1.2606 0.03285 284 226 42 16
3132 Nothing is Abominable in Trump Times 1.2605 0.03396 261 207 40 14
3133 Back off, Jared. He's my dad, and I don't care if he has a full-body comb-over. 1.2605 0.03482 261 209 36 16
3134 And YET-I can't believe what I just saw! 1.2604 0.03327 288 231 39 18
3135 I’m not taking another step until he stops singing ‘Ice Ice Baby’. 1.2603 0.03061 315 249 50 16
3136 Turns out they're just hairy men waiting for the look to come back. 1.2603 0.03365 292 236 36 20
3137 He's much friendlier than I thought he would be. 1.2602 0.03368 269 214 40 15
3138 He invited us for tea. 1.2602 0.03242 269 211 46 12
3139 He says he got the outfit from REI. 1.2602 0.03409 269 215 38 16
3140 He said "follow me". Should we? 1.2601 0.03334 273 217 41 15
3141 God damn tourists! 1.2601 0.03334 273 217 41 15
3142 She said she'd go back up and get my hiking stick for me. 1.2599 0.03340 277 221 40 16
3143 Don't you love being alone with nature? 1.2598 0.03127 254 195 52 7
3144 The big guy said he really needed a cup of coffee and directions to the nearest Starbucks. 1.2598 0.03413 254 201 40 13
3145 Didn’t I tell you to charge the phone before we left? 1.2598 0.03229 281 222 45 14
3146 He is mumbling about the futility of pushing snow balls up the mountain 1.2598 0.03229 281 222 45 14
3147 Maybe he's on the Paleo diet. 1.2598 0.03149 281 220 49 12
3148 He wants to know if we've seen his remote. 1.2596 0.03040 285 221 54 10
3149 He's tired of people commenting on his feet. 1.2596 0.03159 285 224 48 13
3150 Big feet, big hands.... 1.2595 0.03428 262 209 38 15
3151 Can you see the top?" "No, but I can see the bottom. 1.2595 0.03385 262 208 40 14
3152 Toxic masculinity 1.2594 0.03653 239 192 32 15
3153 Sorry Bob, but I’m leaving with him. 1.2594 0.03701 239 193 30 16
3154 We’re just at different points in our lives” 1.2594 0.03264 266 209 45 12
3155 He's conflicted about coming out. 1.2594 0.03392 266 212 39 15
3156 He said that total consciousness is just up this way. 1.2594 0.03392 266 212 39 15
3157 He understands me. 1.2594 0.03307 266 210 43 13
3158 He’s just a passing acquaintance. 1.2594 0.03220 266 208 47 11
3159 He knows the mountain all right, but I don't like a guide who grunts. 1.2594 0.02947 293 226 58 9
3160 Yes, I'm leaving you for him because he's not into Games of Thrones. 1.2594 0.03176 293 232 46 15
3161 That is the last time I ask the natives for directions! 1.2593 0.03145 270 210 50 10
3162 He said he's looking for some sense in the world. 1.2593 0.03316 270 214 42 14
3163 Yeah, so he says to make two lefts and then a right to get to the Marriott. 1.2593 0.03101 270 209 52 9
3164 The poor dear was invited to testify before a Fox News panel about Global Warming and how it's negatively-impacted the local Hunting and Gathering Industry, which led to a lively discussion about the myth of White Privilege. 1.2591 0.03153 301 239 46 16
3165 I didn't even know there was a mobile home park up here. 1.2590 0.03329 278 222 40 16
3166 I told him it's called the Paleo diet fo a reason. 1.2589 0.02958 309 241 56 12
3167 He could have at least said excuse me. 1.2589 0.03258 282 224 43 15
3168 He stopped and asked me to text LL Bean to let them know he's not happy with their new limited return product policy." 1.2589 0.03099 282 220 51 11
3169 If I understood him correctly, he says global warming sucks and his feet really aren't that big! 1.2587 0.03071 286 223 52 11
3170 And here I thought we had to wear layers. 1.2587 0.03110 286 224 50 12
3171 We had a great conversation... I think he's just misunderstood. 1.2587 0.03188 286 226 46 14
3172 I don’t think he’s abominable at all. 1.2587 0.03409 259 206 39 14
3173 Really, Jason. You hurt his feelings. He’s a little slow—but “abominable”? 1.2587 0.03365 259 205 41 13
3174 Look, I get that you’re a sensitive, woke male. But at 14,000 feet, I’ll take 7 foot of hairy, pure testosterone. 1.2586 0.03082 290 227 51 12
3175 I couldn't wait for you any longer, Howard. I'm leaving you. I need a man who can keep up. And, well, you know what they say about guys with big feet... 1.2586 0.03233 290 231 43 16
3176 Yeah, he's been on the move since climate changed 1.2586 0.03043 290 226 53 11
3177 He said he’s going back for something a little warmer. 1.2586 0.03158 290 229 47 14
3178 He gave me a message for Matthew Whitaker. 1.2586 0.03373 263 209 40 14
3179 This is where they said they'd spotted him, right? 1.2586 0.03151 263 204 50 9
3180 Now who you goin' to believe? Me, or your lyin' eyes? 1.2585 0.03166 294 233 46 15
3181 Go back. We missed a turn. 1.2584 0.03121 267 207 51 9
3182 You never believed in me either,really. I'm not going back with you,I'm staying here with him. 1.2584 0.03381 267 213 39 15
3183 I wanted to walk a mile in his shoes, but I couldn't find any size 28s. 1.2584 0.03121 267 207 51 9
3184 I told him he could possibly find shoes his size on line. 1.2584 0.03463 267 215 35 17
3185 He has got to get his steps in 1.2584 0.03166 267 208 49 10
3186 He said he doesn’t love me anymore and he’s going home to mother 1.2584 0.03027 298 233 53 12
3187 He said it’s only a few miles before we reach the Starbucks. 1.2583 0.03493 240 190 38 12
3188 It's over, Kevin; I never cared about the man-scaping. 1.2583 0.03387 271 217 38 16
3189 It’s a beast of a climb! 1.2582 0.03062 275 213 53 9
3190 This may not be the best time to tell you that I met someone who is changing my path 1.2582 0.03148 275 215 49 11
3191 And yet I... And yet I... I forgot what I was going to say. 1.2582 0.03272 275 218 43 14
3192 He didn’t seem so bad. 1.2582 0.03081 306 242 49 15
3193 But you promised, no family! 1.2581 0.03395 279 225 36 18
3194 I think he said, "Wus." 1.2581 0.03319 279 223 40 16
3195 He said he wasn't photogenic. 1.2580 0.02960 314 246 55 13
3196 He said for us to tun back. It's abominable up there. 1.2580 0.03130 283 222 49 12
3197 He said he needs to ask the guru a question. 1.2580 0.03130 283 222 49 12
3198 He wants to fight you for me. 1.2580 0.03361 283 228 37 18
3199 He said he came here because it's here. 1.2580 0.03209 283 224 45 14
3200 He said the end is near. 1.2580 0.02923 283 217 59 7
3201 Fifty bucks for one signed glossy! 1.2580 0.03361 283 228 37 18
3202 No, there's no such thing! 1.2580 0.03209 283 224 45 14
3203 Walk THIS way 1.2579 0.03649 252 205 29 18
3204 It's an uphill battle to attempt Everest blind, but I can tell something big is afoot. 1.2578 0.03178 287 227 46 14
3205 Yeti does have a certain air about him.... 1.2578 0.02981 287 222 56 9
3206 It's a big feat, making it to the top. 1.2578 0.03478 256 205 36 15
3207 Well, first off his wardrobe is simpler 1.2577 0.03034 291 227 53 11
3208 I see everything's in proportion... 1.2577 0.03149 291 230 47 14
3209 He says he was by far the best president yeti. 1.2577 0.03398 260 207 39 14
3210 Don't worry. It's not serious. He's not even my species. 1.2577 0.03264 260 204 45 11
3211 He could've been spared the back hair comments. 1.2576 0.03157 295 234 46 15
3212 No, I didn't ask where she was from. She was pretty miffed about the wording of my first question. 1.2576 0.03120 295 233 48 14
3213 He unfriended me. 1.2576 0.03193 295 235 44 16
3214 He took it pretty well. Just said, 'he's got big shoes to fill.' 1.2576 0.03362 264 210 40 14
3215 I don't care if you never see him. This was supposed to be just the two of us. 1.2576 0.03094 264 204 52 8
3216 He got offended when I called him “abominable.” 1.2576 0.03275 264 208 44 12
3217 He's requested a mountain summit meeting. I hope there's coffee. 1.2576 0.03231 264 207 46 11
3218 He’s a marketing manager for Yeti. 1.2575 0.02943 299 232 57 10
3219 He looks like he knows where he's going.... 1.2575 0.03411 268 215 37 16
3220 He said we should have turned right in Albuquerque. 1.2575 0.03328 268 213 41 14
3221 Is that him? He's much hairier than in his profile picture. 1.2574 0.03294 272 216 42 14
3222 Actually, we met at Starbuck's. 1.2573 0.03072 307 243 49 15
3223 Sorry Darling. I've been meaning to tell you 1.2572 0.03096 276 215 51 10
3224 You said you wanted an adventure vacation! 1.2572 0.02977 311 244 54 13
3225 Boy,talk about your cold shoulder. 1.2572 0.03146 311 249 44 18
3226 We haven't hiked together since he behaved so abominably the first time. 1.2571 0.03190 280 221 46 13
3227 Hirsute or Hair suit? 1.2571 0.03149 280 220 48 12
3228 To go any higher,I need my Support Yeti. 1.2571 0.03346 280 225 38 17
3229 Yes, there is someone else! 1.2571 0.03308 280 224 40 16
3230 He said something about Trump being more disliked than he is 1.2571 0.03308 280 224 40 16
3231 No. I’ve told you a dozen times, that Sasquatch joke is offensive! 1.2570 0.03120 284 223 49 12
3232 He said the air's abominable down there. 1.2570 0.03498 249 199 36 14
3233 He just needed to use my cell for a quick call. Said he lost his down a crevasse last week. 1.2569 0.03012 288 224 54 10
3234 Thank God we are blind! A guy that smelly MUST be ugly. 1.2569 0.03368 253 200 41 12
3235 I’m going with him!! 1.2568 0.03101 292 230 49 13
3236 He’s still looking for Bigfoot. 1.2568 0.03176 292 232 45 15
3237 He totally confused hirsute and hairsuit. 1.2568 0.03192 257 200 48 9
3238 He said you’re whistling too loudly. 1.2568 0.03422 257 205 38 14
3239 How many times do I need to tell you, Bigfoot isn't real, there are no UFOs, and my sculpting is not just a hobby! 1.2568 0.03332 257 203 42 12
3240 Wow, Mike, that remark was cold, even by his standards. 1.2567 0.03429 261 209 37 15
3241 I told him keep going, ya can't miss it! 1.2566 0.03264 265 209 44 12
3242 We're invited to tonight's snowball fight. 1.2566 0.03264 265 209 44 12
3243 You can't compare yourself. He lives here. 1.2566 0.03264 265 209 44 12
3244 He is upset that he receives no royalties from the premium cooler company that bears his name. 1.2566 0.03393 265 212 38 15
3245 He said he won't play college football unless he's paid. 1.2565 0.03029 308 243 51 14
3246 That new Patagonia fur suit really proves to be warm in this climate! 1.2564 0.03283 273 217 42 14
3247 I think Ancestry was right - -and my Father and Uncle both had big feet. 1.2564 0.03283 273 217 42 14
3248 Of course he's not going to pose for a selfie with you! 1.2564 0.03158 273 214 48 11
3249 Thank god for your beef jerky, I thought I was a goner! 1.2563 0.03291 277 221 41 15
3250 He wanted to know if we were interested in a reverse mortgage 1.2563 0.03330 277 222 39 16
3251 These sunglasses are great, but I feel we're missing out on the big picture. 1.2563 0.03330 277 222 39 16
3252 You forgot the cash? He won't sign without an advance. 1.2562 0.03219 281 223 44 14
3253 Wait. Julie Andrews is still alive? 1.2562 0.03259 281 224 42 15
3254 His climbing skills are legend. 1.2561 0.03110 285 224 49 12
3255 I told you not to bring up climate change with him ... he swears it's a total myth! 1.2561 0.03189 285 226 45 14
3256 Are you high?!? 1.2561 0.03380 246 194 41 11
3257 Actually, he's a pretty nice guy. However, he says his cousin is abominable. 1.2561 0.02963 289 224 56 9
3258 There's no such thing as Trumpfoot. 1.2560 0.03576 250 202 32 16
3259 George, he just called my climbing technique abominable. 1.2560 0.03016 293 229 53 11
3260 No worries, he’s breaking trail. 1.2560 0.02856 293 225 61 7
3261 He survives by bit parts in Christmas specials. 1.2559 0.03262 254 199 45 10
3262 Can you believe he’s not on Facebook? 1.2559 0.03309 254 200 43 11
3263 Dear John, it's complicated ... 1.2559 0.03027 297 233 52 12
3264 At least he doesn't complain about the altitude. 1.2558 0.03085 258 199 52 7
3265 He says the view is better on the other side of the mountain. 1.2558 0.03182 258 201 48 9
3266 Border security just isn't an issue that I am passionate about. 1.2558 0.03366 258 205 40 13
3267 ...Yeti, yeti, yeti...yadayadayada 1.2558 0.03321 258 204 42 12
3268 See? It's not just me; only Julie Andrews can sing that song properly. 1.2556 0.03340 266 212 40 14
3269 No matter how far we travel, we just can't seem to get some me and you time. 1.2556 0.02980 266 204 56 6
3270 Yeah,he's not doing the Animal Planet special anymore. He got cold feet. 1.2556 0.03465 266 215 34 17
3271 How dare you call him abominable! 1.2556 0.03382 266 213 38 15
3272 He's already signed a 4-picture deal. 1.2555 0.03190 274 216 46 12
3273 I am sorry Brad, but he‘s my King Kong 1.2555 0.03273 274 218 42 14
3274 He said to bring orthotics. 1.2554 0.03280 278 222 41 15
3275 She saw her shadow. Looks like you white guys have another ten years. 1.2553 0.03287 282 226 40 16
3276 I told you not to mention ICE in front of him. 1.2553 0.03209 282 224 44 14
3277 I told him there’s snacks at the top. 1.2552 0.03330 286 231 37 18
3278 I’m pretty sure his directions are trustworthy. 1.2552 0.02980 286 222 55 9
3279 Streaking on Mt. Everest? come on! 1.2552 0.03179 286 227 45 14
3280 If your ancestor can make it to the top, so can you! 1.2552 0.02954 290 225 56 9
3281 I hope you're taking plenty of mental pictures, Gary. 1.2551 0.03503 243 194 36 13
3282 He called use abominable people. 1.2550 0.03164 298 238 44 16
3283 Do you think he knows we're following him? 1.2550 0.03055 298 235 50 13
3284 ''I think he's squatching us.'' 1.2550 0.03128 298 237 46 15
3285 That's oxygen deprivation for you! 1.2550 0.03473 251 201 36 14
3286 We can go up, but no selfies are allowed. 1.2550 0.03380 251 199 40 12
3287 He said no selfies 1.2550 0.03239 302 244 39 19
3288 Sure he'e sensitive. He's a young adult with lots of concerns about the environment and its affect on all life on earth. That doesn't make him an abominable snowflake. 1.2549 0.03435 255 204 37 14
3289 Ok. Yes. I have always hated the waxing. 1.2549 0.03176 306 246 42 18
3290 Yes, it incredible that he's a Yeti, but can you believe there's a Starbucks up ahead! 1.2548 0.03147 310 249 43 18
3291 I told you not everyone likes North Face. 1.2548 0.03354 259 206 40 13
3292 He said he's sorry for the mess and that he'd be back after theTrump Shutdown. Oh, and to call a plumber. 1.2548 0.03399 259 207 38 14
3293 We've been wandering for three hours following your GPS -- excuse me if I ask a local for directions to the brunch place. 1.2548 0.03354 259 206 40 13
3294 Come on. He's the most highly recommended sherpa in the entire region. 4-5 stars in all the rating guides. 1.2548 0.03186 263 206 47 10
3295 Such obsolete gear. 1.2548 0.03320 263 209 41 13
3296 Definitely worth the extra charge. 1.2547 0.03243 267 211 44 12
3297 He said it's abominable weather at the top." 1.2547 0.03286 267 212 42 13
3298 No, apparently, “Sherpa” is considered insensitive. 1.2545 0.03095 275 215 50 10
3299 He’s just not that into us. 1.2545 0.03180 275 217 46 12
3300 I asked her where she bought her fur, 1.2545 0.03024 279 217 53 9
3301 He said once we reach the summit we should pop over to his place and his wife will get us a nice cup of tea. 1.2545 0.03230 279 222 43 14
3302 He said his place is just over the top and he'd love to have us come by for a drink if we'd care to. 1.2544 0.02997 283 220 54 9
3303 The listing did say we'd have a superhost. 1.2544 0.03079 283 222 50 11
3304 He said hi and you ignored him. How abominable! 1.2544 0.03120 283 223 48 12
3305 Sorry. He's sensitive about his back hair. 1.2544 0.02912 283 218 58 7
3306 He says it's a stupid hobby. 1.2544 0.03238 283 226 42 15
3307 Well, his feet are big. 1.2544 0.03079 283 222 50 11
3308 Abominable? No, he's one of Trump's deplorables. 1.2544 0.03207 287 229 43 15
3309 He said it's pronounced 'global warning' not 'global warming.' 1.2544 0.03011 287 224 53 10
3310 No, I can't place where I've seen him before. 1.2544 0.03052 287 225 51 11
3311 He says it's not a competition. 1.2543 0.03287 291 235 38 18
3312 I hate to disagree with you, but if he really was the Abominable Snowman, don't you think he'd be leaving footprints in the snow so we'd have proof? 1.2543 0.03140 291 231 46 14
3313 If you were looking for Bigfoot he's that-away. This here is a yeti. 1.2543 0.03102 291 230 48 13
3314 Quick! Get a picture of his footprint! 1.2542 0.03119 299 238 46 15
3315 He said his wife thinks he's cute. 1.2542 0.03430 240 190 39 11
3316 He’s not actually abominable and he’s not actually a snowman, which is more than I can say for you, Ted. 1.2541 0.03633 244 198 30 16
3317 I met him at the co-op, isn't he cool? 1.2540 0.02977 315 249 52 14
3318 The lengths we go for good signal. 1.2538 0.03387 260 208 38 14
3319 I don't know how he does it without a GPS . . . 1.2538 0.03343 260 207 40 13
3320 He said, "Humanity is just too crazy to believe in. 1.2538 0.03394 264 212 37 15
3321 Really, Chad? Your #furreal selfie bomb couldn’t wait until summit? 1.2538 0.03308 264 210 41 13
3322 I tried to explain why he shouldn't wear fur, but he told me he was more concerned with global warming! 1.2537 0.02961 268 206 56 6
3323 Calling him abominable was uncalled for. 1.2537 0.03359 268 215 38 15
3324 What's that abominable smell? 1.2537 0.03359 268 215 38 15
3325 He is not "abominable!" But he is shy. 1.2537 0.03200 272 215 45 12
3326 I told him we're vegan... 1.2537 0.03284 272 217 41 14
3327 He says follow him if you want to meet the Leprechauns of the Himalayas 1.2536 0.03371 276 223 36 17
3328 He climbs like an animal. 1.2536 0.03128 276 217 48 11
3329 Do you really think he’s seen a bathroom? 1.2536 0.03128 276 217 48 11
3330 How did we end up inside the Toblerone logo? 1.2536 0.03220 280 223 43 14
3331 He's out of granola bars, but he's gonna check if he has any Gatorade. 1.2536 0.03057 280 219 51 10
3332 He said he was leaving 2018 behind with the rest of his gear. 1.2535 0.03150 284 225 46 13
3333 No, you're the one who's abominable." 1.2535 0.03379 284 231 34 19
3334 Turn back! This is my peak experience. 1.2535 0.03042 288 226 51 11
3335 Bringing the camera definitely would have weighed us down 1.2534 0.03130 292 232 46 14
3336 I told you Carol, we don’t need to ask for directions. 1.2533 0.03181 300 241 42 17
3337 OK, it stopped being funny the third time you asked me if i'm enjoying the view! 1.2530 0.03533 249 201 33 15
3338 He'll be right back with the sleds. 1.2529 0.03375 261 209 38 14
3339 He's had it with "civilization". 1.2529 0.03242 261 206 44 11
3340 I guess he’s sick of Yeti puns. 1.2528 0.03340 265 212 39 14
3341 It's shocking. Even after eight episodes of Star Wars this Chewie guy doesn't speak any proper English. 1.2528 0.03221 269 213 44 12
3342 Is that J. Peterman he's wearing? 1.2528 0.03306 269 215 40 14
3343 My new fitness instructor - the abdomenal snowman. 1.2527 0.03147 273 215 47 11
3344 He said he wants to play us some tracks from his new mixtape. He goes by the name Lil Yeti. 1.2527 0.03016 273 212 53 8
3345 He wants me to go ahead with him, and you to go back for more beef jerky. 1.2527 0.03273 273 218 41 14
3346 I know, right. What a show-off . 1.2527 0.03190 273 216 45 12
3347 He’s just going to freshen up before dinner 1.2527 0.02900 277 213 58 6
3348 Well at least we know there’s somebody looking for us. 1.2527 0.03241 277 221 42 14
3349 He is not as abominable as your down vest. 1.2527 0.03281 277 222 40 15
3350 He came highly recommended at the local tourism desk. 1.2527 0.03118 277 218 48 11
3351 Do you have a better plan? 1.2527 0.03089 281 221 49 11
3352 He's going to get his underpants. 1.2527 0.03249 281 225 41 15
3353 Leave nothing but footprints. 1.2527 0.03210 281 224 43 14
3354 Don't engage ... keep talking ... he's almost gone. 1.2526 0.02937 285 221 56 8
3355 He's the best sherpa I could afford. 1.2526 0.03111 289 229 47 13
3356 Apparently, he knows a great selfie spot. 1.2526 0.03111 289 229 47 13
3357 Fake news is everywhere. 1.2525 0.03092 297 236 47 14
3358 He really has had it with the whole "abominable thing". 1.2525 0.02941 297 232 55 10
3359 ..Well your hairy snowman remarks definitely upset him. 1.2525 0.02966 305 240 53 12
3360 He invited us up for a party, but I think it will be abominable. 1.2524 0.03157 317 257 40 20
3361 Clear up something for me. Is it "Abdominal" or "Abominable"? 1.2523 0.03002 321 256 49 16
3362 Your turn to go second. I am fed up with the view. 1.2519 0.03310 258 205 41 12
3363 Yes, in fact he is better in bed. He’s better at climbing. He can handle the snow better. He’s better all around. So you can turn right around and leave, but I’m following him. And, I’m staying here. 1.2519 0.03264 258 204 43 11
3364 I suggest you turn around. 1.2519 0.03170 258 202 47 9
3365 You're exhausted? He hasn't stopped since he left Africa. 1.2519 0.03407 262 211 36 15
3366 See, by staying in the here and now, you don’t miss what’s going on right under your nose. 1.2519 0.03044 262 203 52 7
3367 Apparently every guy does have a size issue... 1.2519 0.03329 266 213 39 14
3368 He's not a sherpa? 1.2519 0.03286 266 212 41 13
3369 And we thought we needed all that climbing equipment. 1.2519 0.03034 270 210 52 8
3370 Is it the lack of oxygen? 1.2519 0.03034 270 210 52 8
3371 He promised me it's a farm-to-table restaurant. 1.2519 0.03124 270 212 48 10
3372 Don't you come here with that "I told you so". 1.2519 0.03295 270 216 40 14
3373 He dumped me because I had better hair. 1.2518 0.03108 278 219 48 11
3374 Did you understand what he said? 1.2518 0.03190 278 221 44 13
3375 This guy is the best sherpa ever! 1.2518 0.03023 278 217 52 9
3376 Really, Helen.....a Yeti? 1.2518 0.03231 278 222 42 14
3377 I told you we should have brought the go pro 1.2518 0.03160 282 224 45 13
3378 You didn't want to bring your camera and now he's laughing at us. 1.2518 0.03160 282 224 45 13
3379 Yah...I saw his lair but when I tried to start a fire he said it would just never work out between us. 1.2517 0.02969 286 223 54 9
3380 He said he wanted to have us over for lunch. 1.2517 0.03102 290 230 47 13
3381 I'm sorry to end things, Brad, but I've always dreamed of dating a yeti. 1.2517 0.03215 290 233 41 16
3382 Apologize. Yeti is their word. 1.2517 0.03102 290 230 47 13
3383 He's really upset you won't share your beef jerky. 1.2515 0.02937 326 259 52 15
3384 Looks like what they say about big feet is true after all. 1.2510 0.03481 239 191 36 12
3385 I'd never go hiking in a fur coat. 1.2510 0.03286 255 202 42 11
3386 This hike is of mythic proportions 1.2510 0.03298 259 206 41 12
3387 Why is it rude to ask him for a selfie? 1.2510 0.03206 259 204 45 10
3388 It’s abominable of me, but I’m leaving you, Tim. 1.2510 0.03395 263 212 36 15
3389 Told you we took a wrong turn. 1.2510 0.03128 263 206 48 9
3390 yeti shmeti his breath stinks 1.2509 0.03200 271 215 44 12
3391 Am I going to die? That was on my bucket list! 1.2509 0.03200 271 215 44 12
3392 I told you we didn't need this much gear. 1.2509 0.03200 271 215 44 12
3393 I had to break up with him. The relationship was becoming abominable. 1.2509 0.03285 271 217 40 14
3394 Oh great. Now he's going to have a meltdown. 1.2509 0.03211 275 219 43 13
3395 I'm not sure why he wanted our hats. 1.2509 0.03041 275 215 51 9
3396 There’s nothing abominable about him, and touring the Himalaya with a native could be unforgettable. 1.2509 0.03014 279 218 52 9
3397 He said his WIFE will give us directions when she gets here. What a neanderthal! 1.2509 0.03180 279 222 44 13
3398 I think he said 'Hey--you kids get off my slope!' 1.2509 0.03056 279 219 50 10
3399 Next time I hire the guide...this guy is loathsome. 1.2509 0.03305 283 229 37 17
3400 He said our price range is a few hundred feet higher. 1.2509 0.03267 283 228 39 16
3401 I’m tired of Gortex. I’m thinking of giving real fur a try. 1.2509 0.02944 283 220 55 8
3402 He needs some space, just learned his grandchild was human! 1.2509 0.03042 287 226 50 11
3403 He said it’s just a little bit further. 1.2509 0.03001 287 225 52 10
3404 Ok..so he didn’t yield to the downhill skier..yell at him. 1.2509 0.02919 287 223 56 8
3405 Now who is calling who abominable! 1.2509 0.03121 287 228 46 13
3406 For the last time, Kevin, WHAT sherpa?! 1.2509 0.02975 291 228 53 10
3407 Did he seem abominable to you? 1.2508 0.02830 295 228 60 7
3408 Not even a "hello"! Abominable! 1.2508 0.03026 295 233 50 12
3409 Just give him a minute... He has a shy bladder. 1.2508 0.03175 295 237 42 16
3410 Remember; we're here to prove the Earth is flat. 1.2508 0.03074 299 238 47 14
3411 I can't believe you forgot to close the garage. 1.2508 0.03020 307 244 49 14
3412 He needed an update on the current generation of world leaders 1.2500 0.03088 268 210 49 9
3413 Can't be, his feet are too small 1.2500 0.03159 276 219 45 12
3414 He wants to invite us over for dinner. 1.2500 0.03420 260 210 35 15
3415 Wow! Unbelievable! I'm in Park Slope, too! 1.2500 0.02991 300 237 51 12
3416 He just called me "abominable" and walked on. 1.2500 0.03150 288 230 44 14
3417 That was the most amazing kiss. Now we'd better do as he said and turn back. 1.2500 0.03038 304 242 48 14
3418 He said he used to be President, but wasn't appreciated for the stable genius that he was. 1.2500 0.03129 296 237 44 15
3419 I told you not to say anything about the size of his toes. 1.2500 0.03092 296 236 46 14
3420 He doesn't like to be called 'Frosty' either. 1.2500 0.03075 276 217 49 10
3421 I'd call you abominable for getting us lost, but it'd be an insult to the guy who stopped to ask us for directions. 1.2500 0.03241 276 221 41 14
3422 He doesn't look that abominable ! 1.2500 0.03309 252 200 41 11
3423 I swear if you yell out “Look out for that Yeti!” one more time... 1.2500 0.03366 280 228 34 18
3424 Your right, my mom is hairier. 1.2500 0.03339 292 239 33 20
3425 Has it ever occurred to you to be just a little abominable? 1.2500 0.02844 292 226 59 7
3426 He's more of a man than you'll ever be. 1.2500 0.03332 260 208 39 13
3427 The locals aren't all that friendly. 1.2500 0.02954 300 236 53 11
3428 He was actually very pleasant. 1.2500 0.03075 276 217 49 10
3429 They should call him BigBUTT! 1.2500 0.02994 316 252 49 15
3430 I wouldn't call it a thing. 1.2500 0.02916 300 235 55 10
3431 The only thing abominable about this climb is your attitude! 1.2500 0.03221 268 213 43 12
3432 On His Instagram He Looks Bigger ... 1.2500 0.03072 288 228 48 12
3433 Honey, we've been invited to hi-tea with the Yeti 1.2500 0.03038 304 242 48 14
3434 Actually, his feet aren't that big 1.2500 0.03072 288 228 48 12
3435 The region's best waxer is located just over the next ridge. 1.2500 0.03121 292 233 45 14
3436 I know it's uncomfortable having my ex around,but he really wanted to come! 1.2500 0.03430 244 195 37 12
3437 He was here first 1.2492 0.02883 305 239 56 10
3438 That confirms it, the yeti just told me climate change doesn’t exist. 1.2492 0.02982 301 238 51 12
3439 He clearly didn't receive the 'no wearing white after Labor Day' memo. 1.2492 0.02893 297 232 56 9
3440 You ready?” “Not yeti! 1.2491 0.03073 293 233 47 13
3441 John, That beautiful creature just exposed himself to me 1.2491 0.03185 293 236 41 16
3442 Well, he isn't exactly what he appeared to be on Tinder, but hey - sometimes you just got to go with your gut. 1.2491 0.02957 293 230 53 10
3443 All I did was ask him what kind of shaver he uses. 1.2491 0.03149 293 235 43 15
3444 Abominable Shrinkage. 1.2491 0.03101 289 230 46 13
3445 It's a sign-- we should buy the cooler. 1.2491 0.03247 285 230 39 16
3446 That suit looks warm. Wonder where he got it. 1.2491 0.03208 285 229 41 15
3447 Oh, come on. He says it's just a short distance to the top. 1.2491 0.03050 285 225 49 11
3448 Don't be a baby...but he really does have big feet if you know what I mean. 1.2491 0.03050 285 225 49 11
3449 Wow! did you have beans for lunch or what? 1.2491 0.03119 281 223 46 12
3450 He smiled and winked at me--ergo, he's 'abominable?' 1.2491 0.02995 281 220 52 9
3451 Don't even mention this when we get back. They'll just say it was altitude hallucination. 1.2491 0.02889 277 214 57 6
3452 And yet, my mom thinks you’re the abominable one!” 1.2491 0.03190 277 221 43 13
3453 Let's trust him--I'm sure he knows the way. 1.2491 0.03149 277 220 45 12
3454 Your social skills are abominable. 1.2491 0.03221 273 218 42 13
3455 Y'know, gotta hand it to Tim. Sure, he might not fit in back at the pub, but out here?... 1.2491 0.03033 269 210 51 8
3456 Don't worry, I told him we're lawyers. 1.2491 0.03254 269 215 41 13
3457 Don't worry, no one knows the Canadian border better than this Sasquatch. 1.2491 0.03243 265 211 42 12
3458 I think we're heading into the Ice Age. 1.2490 0.03364 261 210 37 14
3459 Abominable" is an adjective, not a proper name, you goof. 1.2490 0.03090 261 204 49 8
3460 It’s over. 1.2490 0.03364 261 210 37 14
3461 I told you not to drink that water. 1.2490 0.03184 261 206 45 10
3462 I know he's angry, but I am not giving him my last Clif Bar. 1.2490 0.03169 257 202 46 9
3463 Follow him? He's not even wearing hiking boots! 1.2490 0.03391 253 203 37 13
3464 Carl commits yet another Yeti faux pas. 1.2484 0.02994 310 247 49 14
3465 Excuse me, I'm looking for someone with the dating app screen name: "Hairy" 1.2484 0.03055 306 245 46 15
3466 It's been nice. 1.2483 0.03118 302 243 43 16
3467 He said conditions on the summit are abominable. 1.2483 0.02845 298 232 58 8
3468 Well if you didn't want to follow the Sasquatch to their lair, then why did you come along? 1.2483 0.03026 294 233 49 12
3469 Well, that's the last we'll see of him. 1.2483 0.03176 294 237 41 16
3470 Me Jane! 1.2483 0.03206 290 234 40 16
3471 He's not seeing anybody. 1.2483 0.02934 290 227 54 9
3472 The dress code up here is abominable. 1.2483 0.03198 286 230 41 15
3473 Please stop calling him abominable! His name is Yeti. 1.2483 0.03121 286 228 45 13
3474 False alarm, it wasn't Bigfoot. Just someone who really liked no-shave November. 1.2482 0.03027 282 222 50 10
3475 Real original, like he hasn't heard a 'you know what they say about people with big feet' joke before! 1.2482 0.02900 282 219 56 7
3476 He said its a 20 minute wait. 1.2482 0.03190 282 226 42 14
3477 He's called "Bigfoot," not "Sasquatch," Trevor. Don't you know anything? 1.2482 0.03139 278 221 45 12
3478 He forgot his cell phone. 1.2482 0.03180 278 222 43 13
3479 Did you see that?" "Nope." 1.2482 0.03180 278 222 43 13
3480 I asked for a guide who knows this terrain for a million years. 1.2482 0.03139 278 221 45 12
3481 You need to talk to your brother about hygiene, he's abominable. 1.2482 0.03127 274 217 46 11
3482 He says he has a camera we can use. 1.2482 0.02996 274 214 52 8
3483 We need to tell President Pence right away! We found the runaway president! 1.2482 0.03252 274 220 40 14
3484 But he is my type. 1.2481 0.03200 270 215 43 12
3485 No, we are not there Yeti. 1.2481 0.03243 270 216 41 13
3486 There was nothing abominable about him. 1.2481 0.03275 266 213 40 13
3487 It’s fine Jack. King Kong was a one-time thing. 1.2481 0.03188 266 211 44 11
3488 Of course he is fast! Without bags.... 1.2481 0.03275 266 213 40 13
3489 He says he's with the Von Trapp family. 1.2481 0.03232 266 212 42 12
3490 Don't wait for me....I'm in love 1.2481 0.03252 258 205 42 11
3491 I’m breaking up with you Carl and going with Big Foot. You know what they say, big feet, big ……………...….. shoes. 1.2480 0.03368 250 200 38 12
3492 It’s me not you, I found a real man! 1.2474 0.03196 291 235 40 16
3493 He asked us to say hello to his cousin on Mount Shasta. 1.2474 0.02965 291 229 52 10
3494 Did you let him know there’s no toilet paper in the men’s? 1.2474 0.03301 287 234 35 18
3495 The only abominable thing about him is his attitude. 1.2474 0.02908 287 224 55 8
3496 He’s largely unknown but keeps winning by a landslide. 1.2473 0.03180 283 227 42 14
3497 I told you I stopped seeing him. 1.2473 0.02934 283 221 54 8
3498 We seem to have trouble making friends. 1.2473 0.03087 279 221 47 11
3499 He's going ahead for a tidy up. He says his house is abominable. 1.2473 0.03159 275 219 44 12
3500 Ok, I admit it - we definitely overpacked. 1.2473 0.03242 275 221 40 14
3501 When he said "no selfies",he meant no selfies! 1.2473 0.03117 275 218 46 11
3502 He said we are welcome....but the restaurant is closed for the winter. 1.2472 0.03146 271 215 45 11
3503 Your stupid hair loss joke scared him away 1.2472 0.03146 271 215 45 11
3504 What's with all the yellow snow around here ? 1.2472 0.03146 271 215 45 11
3505 I declined his request for a date and he left in a huff 1.2472 0.03177 267 212 44 11
3506 One small step for man...... That’s all I heard. 1.2472 0.03177 267 212 44 11
3507 Well I WAS seeing other people....sort of. 1.2471 0.03117 263 207 47 9
3508 Abominable Snowman or Bigfoot? How would he know!? 1.2471 0.03287 259 207 40 12
3509 He is flattered but isn't interested in becoming the podiatry college mascot. 1.2471 0.03227 255 202 43 10
3510 I can’t believe he wouldn’t give us directions. 1.2468 0.02942 312 248 51 13
3511 I knew we wore too many layers. 1.2468 0.02871 312 246 55 11
3512 I didn't like him at first either, but the cuddling is awesome! 1.2466 0.02969 296 234 51 11
3513 Should we turn around? He said we’re going the wrong way. 1.2465 0.02925 284 222 54 8
3514 I’m leaving you because he’s not afraid to be real. 1.2465 0.03009 284 224 50 10
3515 Sorry, Mr. Yeti doesn't like his picture taken. 1.2465 0.03130 284 227 44 13
3516 Yeah, he's hairy, but he's not a quitter. 1.2464 0.03160 280 224 43 13
3517 So I swiped right. You have a problem with that? 1.2464 0.03036 280 221 49 10
3518 Catch you later, loser. 1.2464 0.03107 276 219 46 11
3519 See, we didn't need shoes or gear! 1.2464 0.03107 276 219 46 11
3520 John, I'm sick of your pranks- the yeti is not real! 1.2464 0.03107 276 219 46 11
3521 He says we should have turned left 2 snowdrifts back.... 1.2464 0.03064 276 218 48 10
3522 He’ll be right back. He forgot it’s his turn to bring the snacks. 1.2463 0.03048 272 214 49 9
3523 Oh no, not another banished West Wing casualty… 1.2462 0.03415 264 215 33 16
3524 I'm sorry, Bill. It's the big feet 1.2462 0.03275 260 208 40 12
3525 Strange. He was reciting that famous Robert Frost poem as he passed us. 1.2461 0.03168 256 202 45 9
3526 He said the Starbucks will be open at 7. 1.2461 0.03168 256 202 45 9
3527 "I'm sorry, but there's just something about him I find appealing." 1.2461 0.02968 256 198 53 5
3528 Well, do YOU think I'm abominable, too? 1.2460 0.03344 252 202 38 12
3529 pff....tourists 1.2458 0.02859 301 236 56 9
3530 He said you were good for the lift ticket... 1.2458 0.02859 301 236 56 9
3531 You need to tell Jeff he is taking this hipster hair-thing too far. 1.2458 0.02935 301 238 52 11
3532 Was it really necessary to compare him to the abominable snowman? 1.2457 0.03053 289 230 47 12
3533 Which way is progress? 1.2456 0.03120 285 228 44 13
3534 He just comes down occasionally to appear on reality shows. 1.2456 0.03040 285 226 48 11
3535 He decided to be upwardly mobile -- global warming isn't his thing. 1.2456 0.03040 285 226 48 11
3536 My phone is out of battery. How about yours? 1.2456 0.03080 285 227 46 12
3537 The locals are so rude 1.2456 0.03237 285 231 38 16
3538 He is off to the spa to get waxed. 1.2456 0.03275 285 232 36 17
3539 Male: That’s amazing! Female: Yeah! No footprints! 1.2456 0.03026 281 222 49 10
3540 It was only a one night stand. 1.2456 0.03345 281 230 33 18
3541 It's not you, it's him, you idiot. 1.2455 0.03180 277 222 42 13
3542 No, he's very pleasant. A little shy maybe but he'll get you to where you want to go. 1.2455 0.03054 277 219 48 10
3543 He really needs some manscaping. 1.2455 0.03054 277 219 48 10
3544 ...and the guide’s an animal, Jerry. 1.2454 0.03211 273 219 41 13
3545 It's abominable how he always has to be first in everything. 1.2454 0.03253 273 220 39 14
3546 If Bigfoot can do it without a pole, so can I. 1.2454 0.03112 269 213 46 10
3547 He wanted directions to the nearest Starbucks. 1.2454 0.03200 269 215 42 12
3548 Sorry, Jeff. The yeti has WiFi, so I'll try not to make this awkward. 1.2454 0.03200 269 215 42 12
3549 No, John. You're the abominable one in this relationship. 1.2452 0.03122 310 252 40 18
3550 He’s mad that Bigfoot got the Animal Planet show. 1.2451 0.03425 253 205 34 14
3551 this was a waste of grant money, he says he's a republican. 1.2450 0.03037 302 242 46 14
3552 Sasquatch just broke my stick. What are ya goin’ to do about it? 1.2450 0.03027 298 238 47 13
3553 Rarest of breeds. Recessive strain. Non-Abominable. Best guide ever 1.2450 0.03137 298 241 41 16
3554 He said, if we follow him, he'll make us coffee. 1.2449 0.02938 294 232 52 10
3555 He said he needed to unplug 1.2449 0.02938 294 232 52 10
3556 For the last time, I said big feat as in triumph! 1.2448 0.03196 290 235 39 16
3557 My Yetish are a bit rusty. I think he said "Gwargglgh". 1.2448 0.02923 290 228 53 9
3558 Wow, that dude is radically ultralight--no pack, no gear, no clothes! 1.2447 0.03099 282 225 45 12
3559 Yeti, yeti, yeti 1.2447 0.03140 282 226 43 13
3560 The view is unbelievable! 1.2446 0.03044 278 220 48 10
3561 I meant the lack of footprints, but, yeah, that's another weird problem with this virtual reality program. 1.2445 0.03073 274 217 47 10
3562 He really didn’t take it well when I told him we were engaged. 1.2445 0.03029 274 216 49 9
3563 Why on earth did you say we’d play freeze tag with him? 1.2444 0.03102 270 214 46 10
3564 He says that the abominable snowman is just an urban legend." 1.2444 0.02977 311 249 48 14
3565 If I wanted to date a Neandatrhal I would not have gone hiking with you! 1.2444 0.03086 266 210 47 9
3566 Wild man, Neanderthal, Big Foot - Nah. He's just a normal guy who has given up trying to find clothes that fit. 1.2444 0.03221 266 213 41 12
3567 You know, I think he really is on the up and up. 1.2443 0.03208 262 209 42 11
3568 You think it was my perfume? 1.2441 0.03045 295 236 46 13
3569 Don't worry, he won't get far on foot. 1.2441 0.02890 295 232 54 9
3570 Abominably cute, I'd say. 1.2441 0.02969 295 234 50 11
3571 Finally, someone has decided to take the high road! 1.2440 0.03356 250 201 37 12
3572 For someone who can’t even speak English, he’s a remarkable tour guide. 1.2440 0.03034 291 232 47 12
3573 I told him you were only into bears. 1.2440 0.03111 291 234 43 14
3574 He was sizing me up so I told him to take a hike. 1.2438 0.03130 283 227 43 13
3575 Now you’ve done it. You know Harry’s sensitive about his large feet. 1.2438 0.03209 283 229 39 15
3576 I think you have to believe before you can see. 1.2438 0.03049 283 225 47 11
3577 Now you know what it's like when tourists try to get directions from you. 1.2437 0.03357 279 229 32 18
3578 He's getting me a cooler. 1.2436 0.03190 275 221 41 13
3579 Hey, there’s room on this mountain for more than one monster. 1.2436 0.02975 275 216 51 8
3580 Another guide quitting on us?! You do realize a good mountain guide's harder to find than Bigfoot! 1.2436 0.03037 312 252 44 16
3581 He was 3 feet taller before global warming kicked in... 1.2435 0.03221 271 218 40 13
3582 well he’ll treat me better than you ever did! 1.2434 0.03339 267 217 35 15
3583 Steroids. He wins but can't compete. 1.2433 0.03105 263 208 46 9
3584 You look better dressed then the last guy I met 1.2432 0.03135 259 205 45 9
3585 Why shouldn't I go with him? You don't even have a mustache. 1.2432 0.02938 259 201 53 5
3586 He said it's harder going downhill. 1.2432 0.02921 296 234 52 10
3587 Bob, I'm leaving. He's realer than you could ever be. 1.2432 0.03139 292 236 41 15
3588 Some of the people who hike this trail are abominable! 1.2431 0.02965 255 198 52 5
3589 He says he won't run for president. 1.2431 0.03491 255 209 30 16
3590 The sherpas weren’t available... 1.2431 0.03091 288 231 44 13
3591 You go ahead, I have to send a tweet. 1.2431 0.03130 288 232 42 14
3592 He said we are expecting snow tonight. 1.2431 0.03091 288 231 44 13
3593 ... swiped right on Tundra! 1.2430 0.03296 251 201 39 11
3594 I told you he was very sensitive about his shoe size ! 1.2430 0.02914 284 223 53 8
3595 I'm going down. What do you think they eat up there? 1.2430 0.03120 284 228 43 13
3596 It's a yeti, not a yogi. 1.2430 0.03120 284 228 43 13
3597 And you said, "There's no such thing as a YILF," didn't you, Brad? 1.2429 0.03190 280 226 40 14
3598 How could you give him your credit card? 1.2429 0.03025 280 222 48 10
3599 You heard me; I'm leaving you! 1.2429 0.03190 280 226 40 14
3600 You better apologize right away - it's not a "gorilla suit" ! 1.2429 0.03149 280 225 42 13
3601 Actually, I think the real issue here, Steven, is your casual labeling of a, noting your casual gender assumption, by the way,"snow-person", as "abominable" purely from your own euro-centric cultural viewpoint." 1.2429 0.03190 280 226 40 14
3602 He says he's a yeti not the Abominable Snowman, he's the next mountain over. 1.2428 0.03180 276 222 41 13
3603 Maybe he knows where we are... 1.2428 0.03261 276 224 37 15
3604 What is it about men and asking for directions?! He may know if there is a tea house up there. 1.2428 0.03053 276 219 47 10
3605 Go back? Now who's being abominable? 1.2428 0.03138 276 221 43 12
3606 Another policy adviser for the Far Right I think. 1.2428 0.03009 276 218 49 9
3607 Not just bigger; better. 1.2426 0.03037 272 215 48 9
3608 He's checking the border wall. 1.2426 0.03335 272 222 34 16
3609 Of course he looks sad. His girlfriend called him abominable. 1.2425 0.03111 268 213 45 10
3610 bigfoot doesn't understand the fuss, he 's only a size 12 1.2425 0.03155 268 214 43 11
3611 He says he's sorry but there's no vacancies up there. 1.2425 0.03111 268 213 45 10
3612 Did you really have to ask him why he was being so abominable ? 1.2425 0.03111 268 213 45 10
3613 Exactly, who’s evolved? 1.2424 0.02873 297 234 54 9
3614 Sure he smells awful, but you didn't have to say so. Now you've offended him. 1.2424 0.03186 264 211 42 11
3615 He said there isn't a good seafood restaurant around here. 1.2424 0.03094 264 209 46 9
3616 He says there's a cybercafe up 3 miles 1.2424 0.03186 264 211 42 11
3617 Don't look he's just showing off.... 1.2424 0.02989 297 237 48 12
3618 Donnie says nobody loves him, everybody hates him, he's going to Russia to eat some worms. 1.2423 0.03203 293 239 37 17
3619 I can’t stand our mountain guide. He’s just abominable! 1.2423 0.03092 293 236 43 14
3620 Go tell him we were here first. 1.2423 0.02937 293 232 51 10
3621 Should we tell him he's going the wrong way? No, not Yeti. 1.2422 0.03271 289 237 34 18
3622 I told you to call him Henry, NOT Harry! 1.2422 0.02880 289 227 54 8
3623 Have you heard any news today? That was either Yeti, or Donald Trump has been impeached. 1.2422 0.03042 289 231 46 12
3624 He'll throw in free Wi-Fi at the Yeti Lodge. 1.2422 0.03344 256 207 36 13
3625 I took the honest approach. He's just not my type. 1.2421 0.02989 285 226 49 10
3626 Just another climate science denier. 1.2421 0.03070 285 228 45 12
3627 No, the view is not worth it. 1.2421 0.03265 285 233 35 17
3628 He forgot his cell phone up there. 1.2420 0.03057 281 224 46 11
3629 It's your turn behind"Sweet Cheeks" 1.2420 0.03259 281 229 36 16
3630 I'm blind, but YET-I see. 1.2420 0.03015 281 223 48 10
3631 Of course he’s real and he’s definitely all there! 1.2420 0.03219 281 228 38 15
3632 He forgot his selfie-stick. 1.2419 0.03219 248 197 42 9
3633 He said climate change is making this weather abominable. 1.2419 0.02956 277 218 51 8
3634 Well, now I know why he's called 'abominable.' 1.2419 0.03043 277 220 47 10
3635 Forget it, I’m not going to take my clothes off! 1.2418 0.02966 306 245 48 13
3636 What's it to you, John! Go back to your IPO! 1.2418 0.03200 273 220 40 13
3637 He said Shangrila was two mountains to the West. 1.2418 0.03242 273 221 38 14
3638 He says we're totally overdressed for the occasion. 1.2418 0.03158 273 219 42 12
3639 Remember, we are following on the footsteps of giants who came before us. 1.2416 0.03145 269 215 43 11
3640 He just happens to be in front of me, I'm not following him. 1.2416 0.03009 269 212 49 8
3641 We have big footprints to fill 1.2416 0.02963 269 211 51 7
3642 He says we're both fired, and he'll be in his penthouse 1.2416 0.03128 298 242 40 16
3643 He's having a bad hair day. 1.2416 0.02942 298 237 50 11
3644 Now that’s my kind of man, Ted. 1.2415 0.03130 265 211 44 10
3645 Do these pants make my ass look fat? 1.2415 0.03351 265 216 34 15
3646 I feel we aren't getting the full experience without the Park Rangers. 1.2415 0.03083 294 237 43 14
3647 He said we went right past the turn for Hoboken. 1.2414 0.03207 261 209 41 11
3648 Did you see what I just saw? He wasn’t wearing Patagonia. 1.2414 0.03161 261 208 43 10
3649 I found him on yelp. All the reviews said he is the best Sherpa 1.2413 0.02979 286 227 49 10
3650 He was so much shorter in person! 1.2413 0.02853 286 224 55 7
3651 We're underdressed. That's our problem. 1.2413 0.02938 286 226 51 9
3652 With him, there is no tugging over the blanket in bed 1.2413 0.03020 286 228 47 11
3653 See Nancy, Little Hands will do anything to escape impeachment! 1.2412 0.03466 257 211 30 16
3654 I asked - but he said he’s only seen grainy footage of an REI 1.2412 0.03239 257 206 40 11
3655 He's going to take a quick selfie at the top. 1.2411 0.03006 282 224 48 10
3656 You've never been a team player. Now you've alienated our guide. 1.2410 0.02921 307 245 50 12
3657 He told me to tell you he thinks your sense of direction is abominable. 1.2410 0.03118 278 223 43 12
3658 Bigfoot?! Yeti?! Sasquatch?! Why the racist inquisition? 1.2410 0.03258 249 199 40 10
3659 I'm his new social media strategist. Can you follow us on Instagram? 1.2410 0.02809 332 265 54 13
3660 I told him we have a right to be here--it's a National Park! 1.2410 0.03307 249 200 38 11
3661 I think I hurt his feelings by asking him if he was the "Abominable Snowman". 1.2409 0.03061 274 218 46 10
3662 Why would you turn down a dinner invitation? Even the Hendersons are coming. 1.2409 0.03272 274 223 36 15
3663 He asked if I had a cigarette! 1.2407 0.03134 270 216 43 11
3664 He says there’s a snowstorm coming, he ought to know 1.2407 0.03305 270 220 35 15
3665 i have a feeling he isn't taking us to the beach. 1.2407 0.03045 270 214 47 9
3666 He said he's just passing through. 1.2405 0.03024 291 233 46 12
3667 You’re not listening to me. 1.2405 0.03063 291 234 44 13
3668 He may look like Yukon Cornelius but he smells French. 1.2405 0.03241 262 211 39 12
3669 He said he found “downers” like us abominable 1.2404 0.02970 287 228 49 10
3670 For the last time John, there is no Yeti! 1.2404 0.02959 312 251 47 14
3671 I told him he wasn’t likable either. 1.2403 0.03085 258 204 46 8
3672 Are we there Yeti? Are we there Yeti? Are we there Yeti 1.2403 0.03320 258 209 36 13
3673 You are wrong! I am sure he knows the way down. 1.2403 0.03320 258 209 36 13
3674 Having walked behind him for 8 miles, I can now tell you exactly where he gets his name and why they chose to have it rhyme with abdominal...... 1.2403 0.03038 283 226 46 11
3675 Someone beat both of us to the top and he was barefoot 1.2403 0.03079 283 227 44 12
3676 He said "the borscht in the lodge is not fit for man or beast." 1.2403 0.03038 283 226 46 11
3677 I told him it wasn't him, it was me. 1.2403 0.02868 283 222 54 7
3678 I know he'll get there; not so sure about you. 1.2402 0.03309 254 205 37 12
3679 And whom are YOU calling 'abominable'? 1.2401 0.03108 279 224 43 12
3680 To call him Big 'Foot' is, I think, quite a misnomer. 1.2401 0.03066 279 223 45 11
3681 Well I think your manners are abominable. It's not so nice to hear is it? And you wonder why he's walking away. 1.2400 0.03246 250 200 40 10
3682 He said he wants to be in a movie called 'The Shape of Snow'. 1.2400 0.03295 250 201 38 11
3683 That reminds me, I left my razor at home. 1.2400 0.03008 275 218 48 9
3684 He's such an antisocial climber. 1.2400 0.03196 250 199 42 9
3685 Let’s follow him. He seems to know this place like the back of his furry hand. 1.2400 0.02925 300 239 50 11
3686 You don't have to follow him to the ends of the earth just because he's your DNA ancestor. He is everyone's DNA ancestor! 1.2400 0.03179 275 222 40 13
3687 HE WOULDN'T LET ME TAKE A SELFIE WITH HIM - HOW ABOMINABLE! 1.2399 0.02911 296 235 51 10
3688 I'm not saying it will be a picnic. 1.2399 0.03064 296 239 43 14
3689 Actually, the myth is debunked: "Big foot, big... 1.2397 0.03204 292 239 36 17
3690 He said the Starbucks is this way. 1.2397 0.02935 292 232 50 10
3691 I told you the other tour guide would be better! 1.2397 0.02935 292 232 50 10
3692 He said he's sick of being called "Abominable." 1.2397 0.03064 267 212 46 9
3693 It's over Mark, I've clearly moved on. 1.2397 0.03154 267 214 42 11
3694 Ted, I'm gonna myth you. 1.2397 0.03017 267 211 48 8
3695 You've upset him, Marvin. There was no need to comment on his hairy back. 1.2396 0.03053 313 255 41 17
3696 Yeah, that's the latest in climbing gear - warm, waterproof and washable 1.2396 0.03120 288 233 41 14
3697 He said no backpacks allowed 1.2395 0.03275 263 213 37 13
3698 I hope he is wearing layers. 1.2394 0.03029 284 227 46 11
3699 Call it abominable, but I'm going up with him. 1.2394 0.02860 284 223 54 7
3700 Ugh. His attitude was just abominable. 1.2394 0.03149 284 230 40 14
3701 Well, you always said you wanted to swing. 1.2394 0.03123 259 206 44 9
3702 Oh sweet mystery of life at last I found him. 1.2394 0.03123 259 206 44 9
3703 He was very pleasant and just said, that he prefers "Sassy" to "Big Foot." 1.2393 0.02928 280 221 51 8
3704 Put the paint away. He says it's fake fur. 1.2393 0.03259 280 229 35 16
3705 He says he finds hikers abominable 1.2393 0.03098 280 225 43 12
3706 Worst Sherpa ever! Can this trip get any more abominable? 1.2393 0.03179 280 227 39 14
3707 I’m sorry to leave you like this Roger - I just feel I’m destined for higher things... 1.2393 0.03056 280 224 45 11
3708 Everyone has a New Year's resolution to get into better shape. 1.2392 0.03003 255 200 49 6
3709 That's what you meant when you said "there's a force out there bigger than both of us" ? 1.2391 0.02954 276 218 50 8
3710 The travel agency wasn't kidding when they said this holiday would be unbelievable! 1.2391 0.03210 276 224 38 14
3711 You called him "Abominable." Now we will never see him again. 1.2391 0.03291 276 226 34 16
3712 Why did you give him the cold shoulder? 1.2391 0.02979 297 238 47 12
3713 Wow, our tour guide really knows the area! 1.2391 0.02822 297 234 55 8
3714 He’s going vegan for January. 1.2391 0.02902 297 236 51 10
3715 My eyes are over here! I saw you glance over at her... so rude. 1.2390 0.02985 318 258 44 16
3716 He said he didn't want to hear the good news. 1.2390 0.03242 272 221 37 14
3717 The relationship didn't work out. It was great at first, but I don't have enough hair. 1.2389 0.03044 293 236 44 13
3718 Well, should we follow him? 1.2389 0.02927 293 233 50 10
3719 If you want to use the porta potty at the top you're going to have to overtake him. 1.2389 0.02966 293 234 48 11
3720 Oh geez, and here come the Hendersons. 1.2389 0.03005 293 235 46 12
3721 He is not abominable! 1.2389 0.03011 314 255 43 16
3722 His name is not Yeti, and I don't want to hear any more of this Stockholm Syndrome crap. 1.2389 0.02942 314 253 47 14
3723 Sorry, I prefer his leadership style to yours. 1.2389 0.02977 314 254 45 15
3724 Spotted him at SoulCycle last week too—he’s training for a half marathon and won’t shut up about it. 1.2388 0.03144 268 215 42 11
3725 He is not just "another guy." 1.2388 0.03188 268 216 40 12
3726 I don't believe it, but yet he is. 1.2388 0.03110 289 234 41 14
3727 He came all this way and you only left him a $3 tip? 1.2388 0.02869 289 228 53 8
3728 He doesn't have stock options, job prospects, or even a working knowledge of the English language, Yeti never complains. It's over, Roger. 1.2386 0.03219 264 213 39 12
3729 Sure you see Yeti. And I just saw Santa Claus fly by with 8 tiny reindeer! 1.2386 0.03174 264 212 41 11
3730 I think he said that is the way to enlightenment. 1.2386 0.03129 264 211 43 10
3731 I told you to never ask him for a selfie. 1.2386 0.02978 285 227 48 10
3732 Guess that Washington job didn't work out. 1.2386 0.03139 285 231 40 14
3733 His wife called him FuzzyWuzzy. 1.2386 0.03019 285 228 46 11
3734 My therapist said I should get more exercise and ignore needless distractions. 1.2385 0.03112 260 207 44 9
3735 Another blind date gone off the rails! 1.2385 0.03015 260 205 48 7
3736 It’s a little hairy up there. 1.2385 0.03112 260 207 44 9
3737 I thought you said big feet were a hindrance to mountain climbing! 1.2384 0.02869 302 240 52 10
3738 Turns out Trump’s doppelgänger is equally abominable. 1.2383 0.03200 277 225 38 14
3739 You know what, Doug? Hey - look at me when I’m talking to you! I wanted one thing out of this week - one thing - to see a Yeti! So I’m sorry - my eyes are here, Douglas - I’m sorry if I’m a little cranky about that! 1.2383 0.03159 277 224 40 13
3740 He took my Yeti water bottle. 1.2383 0.03280 277 227 34 16
3741 Climate change is a hoax, just like the Abominable Snowman. 1.2381 0.03060 273 218 45 10
3742 Look, it’s so easy even a caveman can do it! 1.2381 0.03035 294 237 44 13
3743 He's not THAT abominable 1.2381 0.03189 273 221 39 13
3744 Sorry, Gary, but I was looking for someone less abominable. 1.2381 0.03273 273 223 35 15
3745 Look if he’s not cold it’s his decision! 1.2381 0.02968 315 255 45 15
3746 This 'hobby' of yours is getting in the way of our relationship. 1.2381 0.03273 273 223 35 15
3747 I’ve had it with your jealousy! 1.2381 0.03223 252 202 40 10
3748 He wanted to know if we had any spare sunscreen 1.2379 0.02943 290 231 49 10
3749 I can't believe it just passed us without saying hello! 1.2379 0.03023 290 233 45 12
3750 No matter what, Roger, I'm committed to you. 1.2379 0.02943 290 231 49 10
3751 Just follow the damn sherpa! 1.2379 0.03089 269 215 44 10
3752 I’d like to see what happens if we turn down his invitation 1.2379 0.02903 269 211 52 6
3753 That's Muhammad...he finally decided to give in and go to the mountain. 1.2379 0.03306 269 220 34 15
3754 He is really committed himself to getting out more this year 1.2379 0.03206 248 198 41 9
3755 I think our tour guide is a bit harried. 1.2377 0.03118 265 212 43 10
3756 You said we were looking for unicorns! 1.2377 0.03209 265 214 39 12
3757 He's only interested in eating us if we're 'gluten free" 1.2376 0.03159 282 229 39 14
3758 Maybe we should’ve packed so many mushrooms 1.2376 0.03238 282 231 35 16
3759 Yeah, I suppose we probably should have selected a different sherpa 1.2375 0.03005 261 206 48 7
3760 He’s just being abominable. 1.2375 0.03241 261 211 38 12
3761 You think he'll tell anyone about the three-way? 1.2375 0.03195 261 210 40 11
3762 You couldn’t find a better tour guide! 1.2375 0.03073 299 243 41 15
3763 He agrees, Todd. Your behavior HAS been abominable. 1.2375 0.02923 299 239 49 11
3764 Well... that wasn't abominable at all! 1.2374 0.03022 278 222 46 10
3765 glad you could meet me early. that last date was a bit hairy! 1.2374 0.03189 278 226 38 14
3766 He says we made a wrong turn two glaciers back. 1.2374 0.03022 278 222 46 10
3767 Do you remember, should we call him the Adorable Snowman, or the Agreeable Snowman? 1.2374 0.03320 257 209 35 13
3768 Don’t worry. He says we’re almost to the top. 1.2374 0.03083 257 204 45 8
3769 He doesn't look like he's lost. 1.2374 0.02982 257 202 49 6
3770 Where did it get that great gear? I can't see any logo. 1.2373 0.02821 316 252 53 11
3771 I said "No, I won't marry you, and then he just turned and walked away." 1.2373 0.03063 295 239 42 14
3772 Tuesday is cardio. 1.2372 0.03093 274 220 43 11
3773 Didn’t we see him in the Sahara desert last year - or was it Monte Carlo? 1.2371 0.03091 291 236 41 14
3774 I'm leaving with him. You're abominable! 1.2370 0.02903 308 247 49 12
3775 Hard to believe he’s related to Frosty. 1.2370 0.02867 308 246 51 11
3776 He's going to Starbucks. You want a latte? 1.2369 0.03197 287 235 36 16
3777 Hun, the paleo diet seems to help. 1.2367 0.02900 283 224 51 8
3778 An avalanche? I mean, what 're the odds? 1.2367 0.03189 283 231 37 15
3779 The view's great but the commute is abominable 1.2367 0.03109 283 229 41 13
3780 I thought we discussed unfriending Big Foot. 1.2367 0.02900 283 224 51 8
3781 He said the final stretch is abominable. 1.2366 0.03012 279 223 46 10
3782 He says there is nothing interesting up there! 1.2366 0.03055 279 224 44 11
3783 Why did you ask him to take a selfie?! 1.2366 0.03097 279 225 42 12
3784 Could be, but I'm not convinced Yeti. 1.2366 0.03055 279 224 44 11
3785 He wanted to know whether we came across his yeti cooler. 1.2365 0.03128 296 242 38 16
3786 After next weeks appointment to get a Brazilian Wax , he’ll be everything I want in a man . 1.2365 0.02978 296 238 46 12
3787 Apparently the WiFi is really bad up here. 1.2365 0.02900 296 236 50 10
3788 Okay rumpled, but did you see he’s doing it without crampons. 1.2363 0.02965 292 234 47 11
3789 He said we're too pretty to eat. 1.2362 0.02784 309 245 55 9
3790 I thought you meant you were bringing your cooler! 1.2362 0.03002 309 251 43 15
3791 Don't worry, it's not the Abominable Snowman. It's just Bigfoot. 1.2362 0.03051 254 201 46 7
3792 He says he's not abominable and to please stop pestering him. 1.2362 0.03325 271 223 32 16
3793 His mother sent him to ask if we had a cigarette she could bum. 1.2362 0.03156 271 219 40 12
3794 He’s running up to get his shoes. He’ll meet us there. 1.2361 0.02767 305 241 56 8
3795 He had no idea where the REI is!" 1.2360 0.03097 267 214 43 10
3796 The coffee's great but the service is abominable. 1.2360 0.03187 267 216 39 12
3797 He’s upset about being called ‘abominable.’ Says ‘adorable’ is much more fitting. Please apologize. 1.2359 0.03018 284 228 45 11
3798 I could have sworn he said 'no pictures.' 1.2359 0.03099 284 230 41 13
3799 Yet I see. 1.2359 0.03139 284 231 39 14
3800 Told you the Metrosexual thing was passé! 1.2359 0.03099 284 230 41 13
3801 Shrinkage? 1.2359 0.02981 301 243 45 13
3802 Trump isn't president where he lives! 1.2359 0.03055 301 245 41 15
3803 Sasquatch my eye, let's keep trekking. 1.2359 0.02868 301 240 51 10
3804 Cbd IS hallucinogenic! 1.2358 0.02977 318 259 43 16
3805 We're in luck, he said he can help us find the rare high-altitude hummingbird. 1.2358 0.03426 229 185 34 10
3806 You just HAD to cook chili last night! 1.2357 0.03173 263 212 40 11
3807 He said we can follow him to the nearest Starbucks. 1.2357 0.03128 280 227 40 13
3808 See you around, Roger. You know, I always did like them hairy. 1.2357 0.03128 280 227 40 13
3809 He's OK with it, but wants to be sure we know that the shanty ahead on the right is NOT an outhouse. 1.2357 0.02969 297 239 46 12
3810 Your idea of a secluded vacation spot differs a bit from mine. 1.2357 0.02892 297 237 50 10
3811 They reject our offer of $12 in beads for the mountain and are establishing a YouCaring page to fight gentrification of the neighborhood. 1.2355 0.03158 276 224 39 13
3812 Don't follow him, he's just going to take a leak. 1.2355 0.03116 276 223 41 12
3813 This could be a turning point 1.2355 0.03030 276 221 45 10
3814 I feel like you're judging me. 1.2355 0.03030 276 221 45 10
3815 I told you to ask for directions sooner, he said we should have taken a left at the last pass. 1.2355 0.02942 276 219 49 8
3816 I lost him at "Netflix and...". 1.2355 0.03116 276 223 41 12
3817 I can't wait till we reach the peak , the view has got to be a lot better then the one on the way up. 1.2355 0.03116 276 223 41 12
3818 Actually,I think he's kind of cool." 1.2355 0.02995 293 236 45 12
3819 I can't believe you were that rude. 1.2355 0.02956 293 235 47 11
3820 He won't say 1.2355 0.02916 293 234 49 10
3821 The only scary thing about him is what he charges for coffee up here. 1.2353 0.03061 289 234 42 13
3822 I know, I know. He always has to be first. 1.2353 0.03237 255 206 38 11
3823 He gives me more of what I need. 1.2353 0.03146 272 220 40 12
3824 Well . . .it wasn't so bad for a one-night stand. 1.2353 0.03189 272 221 38 13
3825 Wow! I can believe it! We have the same sunglasses! 1.2351 0.02901 319 258 47 14
3826 He said he was once president of the United States and wants to make a deal. 1.2351 0.03045 302 246 41 15
3827 Yeah, we keep telling him streaking is out of date. 1.2351 0.03045 302 246 41 15
3828 He may be a myth... but he's all myth to me. 1.2351 0.02925 285 227 49 9
3829 His feet don't look so big to me. 1.2351 0.02882 285 226 51 8
3830 Bigfoot just shaded him online. 1.2351 0.03129 285 232 39 14
3831 For god sake Jerry, he's not even wearing shoes. 1.2351 0.03089 285 231 41 13
3832 Of course he's annoyed! Your dad jokes are abominable! 1.2351 0.02995 268 213 47 8
3833 Is it abdominal or abominable? 1.2351 0.03263 268 219 35 14
3834 Our guide has gotta be seen to be believed! 1.2351 0.02995 268 213 47 8
3835 Nice try, but I'm still not ready to meet your parents." 1.2351 0.03087 268 215 43 10
3836 Who you calling abominable? 1.2351 0.03319 251 204 35 12
3837 Big Foot and I are heading to the summit. Join us if you are so inclined. 1.2349 0.02855 315 253 50 12
3838 NO! He is not a BI-POLAR-BEAR! YOU are Passive Aggressive. 1.2349 0.02998 298 241 44 13
3839 He's having an existential crisis. 1.2349 0.02951 281 224 48 9
3840 I only asked him who cuts his hair. 1.2349 0.02993 281 225 46 10
3841 I told you our mountain gear was all wrong 1.2349 0.02993 281 225 46 10
3842 When Bigfoot goes low, he goes high. 1.2348 0.03383 264 218 30 16
3843 He's lost and he will not ask for directions. He's just so abominable! 1.2348 0.03340 264 217 32 15
3844 He's just not interested in being on Facebook 1.2348 0.03070 264 211 44 9
3845 Are we nearly there, yeti? 1.2348 0.03208 264 214 38 12
3846 I think he belongs to anther climbing group. 1.2347 0.03025 294 238 43 13
3847 I'm fine, but he's upset Elizabeth Warren didn't mention she's related to him too! 1.2347 0.03025 294 238 43 13
3848 He said the rest of the way will be abominable 1.2346 0.03194 260 210 39 11
3849 See, even he's not using any of that expensive YETI gear! 1.2346 0.03330 260 213 33 14
3850 He wanted to know if I was a life coach 1.2345 0.02828 307 245 52 10
3851 How many years has Bill been out here climbing this mountain? 1.2344 0.03178 273 222 38 13
3852 He quit me but I can’t quit him. 1.2344 0.03004 273 218 46 9
3853 Our Yeti Lyft just left. 1.2344 0.03092 273 220 42 11
3854 I'm sooo sorry dear, I have to go You know...my foot fetish. 1.2344 0.03226 256 207 38 11
3855 Well this guy sure makes it look easy.. 1.2344 0.03130 256 205 42 9
3856 Cover your nose. His gas is also abominable. 1.2343 0.03072 303 248 39 16
3857 Bigfoot, my foot! 1.2341 0.02835 299 238 52 9
3858 He said thanks for making him famous. 1.2340 0.02854 282 223 52 7
3859 He's going to show us where he keeps the coolers. 1.2340 0.02870 312 251 49 12
3860 You know, he was really quite pleasant. 1.2340 0.03106 265 213 42 10
3861 He's mine!! 1.2340 0.03060 265 212 44 9
3862 He's going to check on his soufflé 1.2340 0.03060 265 212 44 9
3863 What's abominable is your step count! 1.2339 0.03091 295 241 39 15
3864 If we stick with this guy,we can become legendary. 1.2339 0.02858 295 235 51 9
3865 Quoth he, 'Get off my lawn.' 1.2339 0.03053 295 240 41 14
3866 Actually, despite his reputation, he's a very nice chap. 1.2339 0.02858 295 235 51 9
3867 He’s selling life insurance. 1.2339 0.03293 248 201 36 11
3868 He's really a nice guy once you get to know him. 1.2338 0.03054 278 224 43 11
3869 Are you happy now Justin? 1.2338 0.03001 308 251 42 15
3870 And you call me abominable? 1.2337 0.03229 261 212 37 12
3871 He said he forgot his sunglasses. 1.2337 0.03119 291 238 38 15
3872 I told him, "20 bucks, same as downtown." 1.2336 0.03082 274 221 42 11
3873 Yeah, he seems cool but never go with a Yeti to a second location. 1.2335 0.03119 257 206 42 9
3874 He said he likes to run his 10K on K2. I said K. 1.2334 0.02948 287 230 47 10
3875 He said he's not abominable, and wants me in his snow cave. 1.2333 0.03021 270 216 45 9
3876 Don't judge! I'm sure you've walked out on somebody sometime. 1.2333 0.02943 300 242 46 12
3877 You can't use that word in this climate. 1.2333 0.03021 270 216 45 9
3878 Larry you are the one being abominable 1.2332 0.02932 283 226 48 9
3879 Of course I’m leaving with him — you think I’m cold! 1.2332 0.03016 283 228 44 11
3880 I dunno who he is, but I'd sure like to know where he shops for fur. 1.2332 0.03217 283 233 34 16
3881 See,I told you so! This local is taking us to his favorite hideout eating place! 1.2331 0.03044 296 241 41 14
3882 I think all this gear is slowing us down. 1.2331 0.02890 296 237 49 10
3883 So much for my job with the Committee for Skeptical Inquiry. 1.2331 0.03096 266 214 42 10
3884 Look, he came prepared - I told you to grow your body hair out! 1.2331 0.03141 266 215 40 11
3885 He’s upset about not getting credit for fake news. 1.2330 0.03127 279 227 39 13
3886 He doesn't look so abominable to me. 1.2329 0.02914 292 234 48 10
3887 I can't believe he made us carry all his luggage. 1.2328 0.03172 262 212 39 11
3888 Nice enough, but so lonely. 1.2328 0.03030 262 209 45 8
3889 He’s really not that abominable. 1.2327 0.03199 275 225 36 14
3890 Let's find out what gym he goes to. 1.2327 0.02760 318 254 54 10
3891 My eyes are down here! 1.2326 0.03060 288 234 41 13
3892 He says he finds your attitude as abominable as the weather. 1.2326 0.03060 288 234 41 13
3893 He stomped on my big toe—aren’t you going to do something? 1.2326 0.03100 288 235 39 14
3894 You tell him that he needs to use a pole! 1.2325 0.02966 271 216 47 8
3895 It's 80% mental power and 20% giant steps 1.2324 0.02779 327 263 52 12
3896 He suggested I grow fur and put on some weight if I want to hook up here. 1.2324 0.03007 284 229 44 11
3897 Just follow the big footprints. 1.2324 0.02923 284 227 48 9
3898 No John, I'm staying with Harry. 1.2323 0.03035 297 242 41 14
3899 What do you expect, you're inside a photoshopped image. 1.2322 0.03085 267 215 42 10
3900 What a sweetheart. He's invited us for tea! 1.2321 0.02992 280 225 45 10
3901 It’s not scary, it’s fun, Eric! You never know who your Uber Guide will be. Now c’mon! 1.2321 0.02905 280 223 49 8
3902 Not a Yeti - just an over-enthusiastic hipster 1.2321 0.02992 280 225 45 10
3903 He said take a left at the next light. 1.2321 0.03024 293 238 42 13
3904 I'd say he was more curt than anything. 1.2321 0.02865 293 234 50 9
3905 He asked if we could turn down the thermostat. 1.2320 0.03414 250 206 30 14
3906 He is looking for a restroom” 1.2320 0.03366 250 205 32 13
3907 Harry may be hard to follow, Yeti doesn't complain nearly as much as you do. 1.2319 0.03161 263 213 39 11
3908 He says he’s the Abominable Snowthey. 1.2319 0.03207 263 214 37 12
3909 He says we can come up for selfies if we bring some avocado toast for him to try. 1.2319 0.03068 263 211 43 9
3910 Yet, I... 1.2318 0.03090 289 236 39 14
3911 I told you I wanted seclusion. What is this, the Catskills!? 1.2318 0.02889 289 231 49 9
3912 I don't care what his name is, he definitely meant to step on my foot 1.2318 0.03107 302 249 36 17
3913 He'll do fine in the cold. He has polar fleas. 1.2317 0.03354 246 201 33 12
3914 He said he's OK with the horns : but the yodelling is abominable ! 1.2317 0.03403 246 202 31 13
3915 Actually I found him kind of lovable. 1.2317 0.02949 259 205 48 6
3916 Nahhh... It's not worth it. He voted Trump. 1.2316 0.03177 272 222 37 13
3917 I know Jim, I’m just as surprised we made it this far without a Sherpa 1.2316 0.03091 272 220 41 11
3918 He says the trail going up is pretty abominable. 1.2316 0.02956 285 229 46 10
3919 He's offended by the name Abominable, he prefers LL Cool A. 1.2316 0.02914 285 228 48 9
3920 He's worried about Climate Change. I've got to help him. 1.2315 0.02911 298 240 47 11
3921 He doesn’t need to manscape, Todd! He’s a Yeti! 1.2314 0.03176 255 206 39 10
3922 With global warming pushing creatures out of their natural habitat finding Sasquatch just isn't as fun. 1.2314 0.03127 255 205 41 9
3923 The casting director for Finding Bigfoot is holding auditions up there. 1.2314 0.03027 255 203 45 7
3924 It's too cliche to be real. 1.2313 0.03294 268 221 32 15
3925 He gave me the finger! 1.2313 0.03075 268 216 42 10
3926 He had to go to the “little boys room” 1.2313 0.03336 268 222 30 16
3927 Yup, abominable indeed -he thinks pineapple makes a fine pizza topping. 1.2313 0.02983 268 214 46 8
3928 I'm surprised he doesn't have the Secret Service with him. 1.2313 0.02982 281 226 45 10
3929 I told him no, so he’s going off to sulk. 1.2313 0.03107 281 229 39 13
3930 Grandma Fern was right; they do grow big in these hills. 1.2313 0.02936 294 237 46 11
3931 He said he'll be right back. 1.2311 0.03269 238 192 37 9
3932 He says your breath smells abominable. 1.2311 0.03104 264 213 41 10
3933 That hike must take longer than we thought. 1.2311 0.03240 264 216 35 13
3934 It’s an abominable hike up, but the view’s not bad. 1.2311 0.03057 264 212 43 9
3935 Just wait, he's going to get us some chai. 1.2311 0.02962 264 210 47 7
3936 I knew we shouldn't have gone with the local travel agency! 1.2311 0.03010 264 211 45 8
3937 He said he's sick and tired of all the current name-calling, and can't stand the term "abominable." 1.2310 0.03299 277 230 30 17
3938 Conditions up the mountain are white with a full moon. 1.2310 0.03178 277 227 36 14
3939 Is he a Yeti? We'll have to see how he signs the summit log book. 1.2310 0.03002 290 235 43 12
3940 See?! I told you it was too soon to tell him that Santa Claus isn't real! 1.2308 0.03080 273 221 41 11
3941 "No, Ken, it was not just a microaggression." 1.2308 0.03134 260 210 40 10
3942 Don't give up Yeti! 1.2308 0.03036 273 220 43 10
3943 Well, maybe he's just a guy in a fluffy snowsuit. 1.2308 0.02988 286 231 44 11
3944 he's a monkey's uncle. 1.2308 0.02903 299 241 47 11
3945 Says he's fed up with mountain climbers 1.2308 0.03036 273 220 43 10
3946 Well, it's big, and it's a foot, but he doesn't walk on it... 1.2308 0.03187 286 236 34 16
3947 Good news! He says it’s only a little farther till he’ll stop to eat. 1.2308 0.03087 260 209 42 9
3948 He said I shouldn't believe him. 1.2305 0.02886 282 225 49 8
3949 That’s just the new Patagonia. 1.2305 0.03056 282 229 41 12
3950 Well, I'd say you were abominable to him! 1.2305 0.03015 282 228 43 11
3951 Dad made and then lost a fortune with his anti-hair loss invention. 1.2305 0.03056 282 229 41 12
3952 He said it's just more of the same up there--abominable. 1.2305 0.03198 269 220 36 13
3953 I hope you’re having fun, because I’ve found this hike to be nothing but abominable! 1.2305 0.03065 269 217 42 10
3954 Last to the top is a Loch Ness monster! 1.2305 0.03165 256 207 39 10
3955 I’ll say it again, Loch Ness wasn’t all-inclusive 1.2302 0.02953 291 235 45 11
3956 I'm leaving you Tim, it's your full body waxing.. 1.2302 0.02830 291 232 51 8
3957 Well, he said we are the ones who are odious, and that it's time we get real about what a hot mess humans are. 1.2302 0.03168 278 228 36 14
3958 He's thousands and thousands of years older than you and you can't even keep up with him! 1.2300 0.03059 287 234 40 13
3959 What did you say? 1.2300 0.03138 287 236 36 15
3960 I told you we were overdressed for this hike! 1.2299 0.02844 274 217 51 6
3961 He was actually quite friendly. 1.2299 0.03070 274 222 41 11
3962 I told you you didn't need to buy all that gear! 1.2299 0.03216 261 213 36 12
3963 I think 'abominable' means 'hung like a horse'. 1.2298 0.03280 248 202 35 11
3964 Yeah, he was my guide last year. 1.2298 0.03179 248 200 39 9
3965 He said it would be $50 a day more if you can't keep up. 1.2298 0.02875 309 250 47 12
3966 Just another poor, lost, disenfranchised Republican! 1.2298 0.03053 309 255 37 17
3967 We could really relate with each other once I realized it was Ms. Susquach. 1.2297 0.02715 296 234 56 6
3968 Honestly, I felt out of place at the top. 1.2297 0.03109 296 244 36 16
3969 You’ve hurt his feelings. Try coming up with a different description, 1.2297 0.02921 283 227 47 9
3970 Dunno if it's 10,000 steps yet 1.2297 0.02963 283 228 45 10
3971 It's not you, it's me, and it's OMG HIM! 1.2296 0.03143 270 220 38 12
3972 The travel agency said he's a new guide. I guess Bureau of Labor isn't lying about the low unemployment rate. 1.2296 0.03187 270 221 36 13
3973 We used to date. On the surface, he appears abominable and cold. Yet, he has a warm heart. 1.2296 0.03054 270 218 42 10
3974 I have eyes—I don’t need Google. 1.2296 0.03249 257 210 35 12
3975 All he said was, '"Why's it taking so long to get a Starbucks up here?" 1.2295 0.02862 305 246 48 11
3976 These Sherpas are getting better and better. 1.2295 0.02944 292 236 45 11
3977 Been there. Done that. 1.2295 0.02903 292 235 47 10
3978 What a waste. He doesn't even speak English. 1.2295 0.03099 292 240 37 15
3979 Hikers debate Bigfoot's invitation for tea and crumpets. 1.2294 0.03032 279 226 42 11
3980 Yeah, I got some great conditioner reccomendations. 1.2294 0.02857 279 222 50 7
3981 Don't they make underwear his size? 1.2294 0.03198 279 230 34 15
3982 I told him I didn't have any spare change.' 1.2293 0.03083 266 215 41 10
3983 He keeps forgetting his cell phone. 1.2293 0.03037 266 214 43 9
3984 So yes, I did met him yesterday. He's really a very nice guy 1.2293 0.02742 266 208 55 3
3985 I told him to stop being such a snowflake. 1.2292 0.02961 301 245 43 13
3986 Regardless, I'm keeping my coat and shoes on. 1.2292 0.02847 301 242 49 10
3987 I'm sure it was just my imagination and yet I... 1.2292 0.03050 288 235 40 13
3988 Is that Trump or Bigfoot? 1.2292 0.02928 288 232 46 10
3989 Those are some big feet to fill. 1.2291 0.03017 275 222 43 10
3990 Says he wants Air Jordans . . . in a twenty-four! 1.2291 0.03017 275 222 43 10
3991 He’s great in Sled 1.2290 0.03159 262 213 38 11
3992 He said the Starbucks down on the left 1.2290 0.03295 262 216 32 14
3993 Now I know where your behavior comes from. 1.2290 0.02870 297 239 48 10
3994 I told you my relatives were an odd bunch but you did not believe... 1.2290 0.02910 297 240 46 11
3995 He says the view from the top is spectacular. 1.2289 0.03010 249 198 45 6
3996 No he’s chilling 1.2289 0.03218 249 202 37 10
3997 Apparently he and Bigfoot had a falling out. Won't come down until he apologizes. 1.2289 0.02954 284 229 45 10
3998 I'm going with him, Jeff. I'm sick of your sniveling namby-pamby PC equality crap. 1.2289 0.03037 284 231 41 12
3999 He was hoping we had his book-of-the-month package. 1.2289 0.02868 284 227 49 8
4000 Maybe we should have texted before we came over. 1.2288 0.02999 271 218 44 9
4001 Thank God we have a new definition of abominable. 1.2288 0.02953 271 217 46 8
4002 As our group’s next trip leader you are sure going to have big shoe’s to fill. 1.2288 0.03176 271 222 36 13
4003 He simply asked that we not pick the snow lillies. 1.2288 0.03044 271 219 42 10
4004 The context doesn't matter, 'abominable' is one of those words people just don't use any more. 1.2288 0.02999 271 218 44 9
4005 ‘’It's a male thing. He came here all the way from the Himalayas to climb to the top of our Mt. Everest to beat his chest and roar." 1.2287 0.02935 293 237 45 11
4006 At least he isn't afraid to keep going-- even if he is an abominable know it all man. 1.2287 0.02894 293 236 47 10
4007 I told you he didn't like granola bars . . . 1.2286 0.02980 280 226 44 10
4008 He asked me out, but I could never see myself being Mrs. Bigfoot. 1.2286 0.03106 280 229 38 13
4009 I said, You don’t look abominable to me... 1.2284 0.02960 289 234 44 11
4010 It was probably nothing. Yet I think it was something. 1.2284 0.02878 289 232 48 9
4011 No, that's not the elusive Yeti. That's my husband and he refuses to shave his back." 1.2283 0.02930 311 254 43 14
4012 Quick, do you have your selfie stick? 1.2283 0.03007 276 223 43 10
4013 The only turning around I'm doing is back down the mountain. 1.2283 0.02872 276 220 49 7
4014 Just a friendly grunt "hello", nothing abominable at all. 1.2282 0.02741 298 237 54 7
4015 Heh...we’re idiots. It was LEFT at the boulder, then RIGHT at the caveman remains. 1.2281 0.03194 263 215 36 12
4016 It's the same bully swagger. This is where Trump has been hiding since the indictments came down. 1.2281 0.03371 263 219 28 16
4017 I guess he just wasn't in the mood ..? 1.2281 0.02944 285 230 45 10
4018 He's my ex. I told him to get lost --- forever! 1.2281 0.02986 285 231 43 11
4019 I agree with her - it is the men that are always hiding. 1.2280 0.03156 250 202 39 9
4020 He’s heading in the wrong direction if he’s looking for the nude beach." 1.2279 0.03122 272 222 38 12
4021 He said we made a wrong turn at the last ridge. 1.2279 0.03122 272 222 38 12
4022 We're getting closer to the russian collusion evidence 1.2279 0.03034 272 220 42 10
4023 You brought me all this way for a stupid autograph?! 1.2279 0.02989 272 219 44 9
4024 You couldn’t even offer the poor guy a granola bar? 1.2279 0.02989 272 219 44 9
4025 He apologized for forgetting his pants. 1.2279 0.03079 272 221 40 11
4026 Don't bother, he doesn't speak English. 1.2279 0.03004 294 240 41 13
4027 He said to turn left at the next crag, and it's the second peak on the right. 1.2279 0.02845 294 236 49 9
4028 I think we should wait and get him on the way down. 1.2278 0.03132 259 210 39 10
4029 He says he can't come out of hiding until we build 'The Wall.' 1.2278 0.03226 259 212 35 12
4030 Just like a man! What I saw was abominable! 1.2278 0.03363 259 215 29 15
4031 Now don't you wish you had real camera! 1.2278 0.03055 281 229 40 12
4032 He forgot his hair dryer. 1.2278 0.03013 281 228 42 11
4033 Hey buddy, the line starts back here. 1.2277 0.03053 303 250 37 16
4034 I finally talked him into coming down with us, but then I stuck my bigfoot in it talking about Trump. He just turned around and said, "forget about it". 1.2276 0.03108 268 218 39 11
4035 I"m bored. 1.2276 0.03063 268 217 41 10
4036 Bet you can't fill his shoes! 1.2276 0.02869 290 233 48 9
4037 He said to take the A -Train uptown. 1.2276 0.03108 290 239 36 15
4038 He said it's actually pronounced 'abdominal.' And then he said the most abominable thing I've ever heard. 1.2275 0.03212 255 208 36 11
4039 He said the weather is abominable at the summit and we should head back. 1.2275 0.03114 255 206 40 9
4040 That was an abominable thing to say. 1.2275 0.03444 255 213 26 16
4041 He's not abominable at all. 1.2274 0.02863 277 221 49 7
4042 It's true. I'm having his baby. 1.2273 0.03273 264 218 32 14
4043 She said she's having a self care day and doesn't feel like doing photos. 1.2273 0.02874 308 250 46 12
4044 I can't believe what Trump said yesterday. 1.2273 0.03098 286 235 37 14
4045 He wants food, shelter and his own YouTube channel. 1.2273 0.02799 308 248 50 10
4046 You’re giving up?! Oh, you’re just mad about Hairy! 1.2271 0.02956 295 240 43 12
4047 Where there is one Yeti, there are more Yeti. I just haven't seen them Yeti. 1.2271 0.03198 273 225 34 14
4048 You told me to follow my own spirit climber 1.2271 0.03145 251 203 39 9
4049 What! We're only distant cousins? 1.2270 0.02830 282 225 50 7
4050 I see your point but I still won't believe you until pigs fly. 1.2270 0.03003 282 229 42 11
4051 I thought that was Donald, but I guess not 1.2269 0.03395 260 217 27 16
4052 I'm pretty sure he's a sasquatch not a yeti. 1.2269 0.03261 260 214 33 13
4053 It started to walk away after I said it's feet looked small to me. 1.2269 0.03121 260 211 39 10
4054 I'll probably never date a celebrity again 1.2269 0.02975 260 208 45 7
4055 His hairy ass could still use some pants. 1.2268 0.02878 313 255 45 13
4056 She said until her family gets royalties on those coolers she won't allow photos. 1.2268 0.02806 313 253 49 11
4057 He said, "No, you have big feet." 1.2268 0.03174 291 242 32 17
4058 I just thought of a great name for our new cooler company. 1.2268 0.03021 291 238 40 13
4059 Did you see that post about the Yeti? 1.2268 0.02913 269 215 47 7
4060 I think he said he was an Autobahn Showman 1.2268 0.03186 269 221 35 13
4061 What do you mean rude? I would call his comments abominable. 1.2268 0.03097 269 219 39 11
4062 He just wanted the name of my esthetician. 1.2268 0.03186 269 221 35 13
4063 You're the one who suggested polyamory 1.2268 0.03272 269 223 31 15
4064 What? Him? No, he's not abominable at all - he's a really nice guy. 1.2267 0.02884 300 243 46 11
4065 Honey, he must be going to the "Mountaintop Swingers Party" that we read about in the brochure at the lodge! You in? 1.2266 0.03103 256 207 40 9
4066 Yeah, I noticed. He must be maxed out on Propecia. 1.2265 0.03008 287 234 41 12
4067 He forgot his Trail Mix. 1.2265 0.02926 287 232 45 10
4068 I know a walking stick when I see one...and that was not a walking stick. 1.2264 0.03173 265 217 36 12
4069 You won't believe it. 1.2264 0.02868 296 239 47 10
4070 and you said he would be abominable! 1.2263 0.03058 274 223 40 11
4071 I offered to climb the rest of the way, but he said we weren't yeti. 1.2262 0.02696 305 243 55 7
4072 It's either him or me. 1.2262 0.02851 305 247 47 11
4073 I told you we should have turned left at the pass 1.2262 0.02531 305 239 63 3
4074 You're not high, you're high up. 1.2261 0.02952 283 229 44 10
4075 It takes a couple days to adjust to the altitude. 1.2260 0.02973 292 238 42 12
4076 I told him that Frosty wasn't real 1.2260 0.03012 292 239 40 13
4077 This shutdown has been pretty revealing, I would have never guessed he worked for the government! 1.2260 0.02810 292 234 50 8
4078 I want to follow him - you fly back and scoop the Times. 1.2260 0.02851 292 235 48 9
4079 So, I asked him, "What are you?!" He said, "Ya wouldn't believe me if I told ya." Shook his head and walked away. 1.2260 0.02851 292 235 48 9
4080 The Sensitive Snowman, more like. 1.2259 0.03087 270 220 39 11
4081 I tried to warn him, but he is convinced that all the fuss about Global Warming is nothing but more B-S from liberals. 1.2259 0.03131 270 221 37 12
4082 I told you that we should of brought our fur coats 1.2259 0.02988 301 247 40 14
4083 We watched "King Kong" on my laptop. He loves me, but not that much. 1.2259 0.02988 301 247 40 14
4084 Larry you can be so insensitive sometimes, I told you his name is Bob, not Big Foot 1.2258 0.02799 279 222 51 6
4085 Get lost...I am going up with a real man! 1.2258 0.03063 279 228 39 12
4086 Oh Yeah? Well I think it's abominable that you can't keep up... 1.2258 0.03113 248 200 40 8
4087 Sorry brother, he's just not that into you. 1.2258 0.02978 279 226 43 10
4088 Oh, I wish I had my cellphone so I could record this now and watch it later. 1.2257 0.02917 288 233 45 10
4089 Don't you think he strikes the right note of middle aged whimsy? 1.2257 0.02875 288 232 47 9
4090 It's just some jackass in a costume. 1.2257 0.03236 257 211 34 12
4091 He said he forgot his parka at the top. 1.2257 0.03141 257 209 38 10
4092 You told me Mr. Right didn't exist, but you were wrong. 1.2256 0.02976 297 243 41 13
4093 He said there's a great view just a little further up. 1.2256 0.03071 266 216 40 10
4094 You’ve hurt his feeling. 1.2256 0.02977 266 214 44 8
4095 Please, Tom, please don’t say “He saw me, but nobody will believe him”. 1.2256 0.03024 266 215 42 9
4096 I think he said to call him Kevin, do you think he is in hiding? 1.2255 0.02915 275 221 46 8
4097 Okay, mister I KNOW WHERE I'M GOING. I got the directions. 1.2254 0.03197 244 198 37 9
4098 He’s going home for his GPS. 1.2254 0.02900 284 229 46 9
4099 Follow him if you're looking for the bathroom. 1.2254 0.02984 284 231 42 11
4100 Why don’t they sell that outfit at L.L.Bean? 1.2254 0.03107 284 234 36 14
4101 Ill bet he didn't consult any hiking catalogs on what to wear! 1.2254 0.02942 284 230 44 10
4102 He suggests that we just go naked. 1.2254 0.02942 284 230 44 10
4103 He's upset because I wouldn't lend him my sunglasses. 1.2254 0.03225 284 237 30 17
4104 He said the alien ship is the next peak over. 1.2254 0.03067 284 233 38 13
4105 The Yeti is going up to meditate and wants to know if we can come back later. 1.2252 0.03147 262 214 37 11
4106 He said ever since they declared global warming a hoax, he's been suffering with an identity crisis and indomitable hairballs. 1.2252 0.03052 262 212 41 9
4107 It's over, Larry, Yet's the abominable snow man of my dreams! 1.2252 0.03004 262 211 43 8
4108 Oh Yeah? He may be abominable to you, but he's my man. 1.2252 0.02828 302 244 48 10
4109 For the last time, Bigfoot is NOT real!!! 1.2251 0.03032 271 220 41 10
4110 Never mind. It's only Bigfoot's brother. 1.2250 0.02925 280 226 45 9
4111 I guess that's why they call him Bigfoot. 1.2250 0.03011 280 228 41 11
4112 He asked us to take better care of things. 1.2249 0.02824 289 232 49 8
4113 He's not my type after all. 1.2249 0.02949 289 235 43 11
4114 He should be disqualified. 1.2248 0.03032 258 208 42 8
4115 Check! Tooth fairy? 1.2248 0.03032 258 208 42 8
4116 He said hiking has been good for his heath. 1.2248 0.02835 307 249 47 11
4117 I told you hiring a guide would be a mistake. 1.2246 0.02950 276 223 44 9
4118 No, he was really nice. Not abominable at all. 1.2246 0.02905 276 222 46 8
4119 I'm sorry, but he's a very private person. Have you tried ancestry.com? 1.2246 0.02933 285 231 44 10
4120 Next time, we go with prescription sunglasses. 1.2246 0.02933 285 231 44 10
4121 Wanted to know if we could stop by Costco and pick up a Yeti. 1.2246 0.03057 285 234 38 13
4122 He was disappointed that our cooler wasn't a Yeti. 1.2246 0.03016 285 233 40 12
4123 See! I told you we shouldn't have shaved before coming! 1.2244 0.03258 254 209 33 12
4124 Your friend really should not be climbing in this environment without the proper footwear. 1.2244 0.03111 254 206 39 9
4125 Relax! I told him I wasn't interested in propogating his genes. 1.2244 0.03210 254 208 35 11
4126 I knew I shouldn't shaved my legs. 1.2244 0.03061 254 205 41 8
4127 I did so see a Sasquatch! 1.2243 0.03182 263 216 35 12
4128 Hmm.. I don't know about "Big Foot", he looks like a size 9 to me. 1.2243 0.03227 263 217 33 13
4129 What an awkward conversation. No one can know about this. 1.2243 0.03042 263 213 41 9
4130 He says we don't need crampons. 1.2243 0.02857 321 263 44 14
4131 I thought you said that was just a phase you went through in college? 1.2243 0.02977 272 220 43 9
4132 Is it Abominable or Deplorable? Whatever. 1.2243 0.03111 272 223 37 12
4133 Apparently there's a little known Airbnb at the top. Though not much air. 1.2243 0.03067 272 222 39 11
4134 Did I just see Big Foot?" "Johnny, I know my feet are big but do you have to point them out every five minutes! 1.2242 0.02959 281 228 43 10
4135 I wonder where he got that coat? 1.2242 0.02915 281 227 45 9
4136 He doesn't give autographs 1.2241 0.03136 290 241 33 16
4137 I said I would follow you anywhere, but there are limits! 1.2240 0.03038 250 201 42 7
4138 He said he's setting up an exploratory committee to run for President. 1.2239 0.03167 259 212 36 11
4139 I wish you had bigger feet. 1.2239 0.03185 268 221 34 13
4140 He said: “You could reach the top this way, Yeti think not.” 1.2239 0.03271 268 223 30 15
4141 He said his name is "Sissy Foots". 1.2239 0.03004 268 217 42 9
4142 He offered me a million dollars to sleep with you. 1.2239 0.03228 268 222 32 14
4143 Lost his GPS" 1.2238 0.02896 277 223 46 8
4144 I told you faux fur was back in this season. 1.2238 0.03114 277 228 36 13
4145 He screamed “TOURISTS KEEP RIGHT!” 1.2238 0.03197 277 230 32 15
4146 You know, its not everyday that you get to meet your heroes. 1.2238 0.02941 277 224 44 9
4147 His personal hotspot password is ‘Size32EEE.’ Case sensitive. 1.2238 0.03007 286 234 40 12
4148 He won’t get far without a backpack and proper boots! 1.2238 0.03127 286 237 34 15
4149 Ok. take you stick and crampons and turn around, I'm following an evolved man. 1.2237 0.02825 295 238 48 9
4150 Apparently he's "too big" for selfies. 1.2237 0.02945 295 241 42 12
4151 They say it's better than Gore-Tex. 1.2237 0.03060 295 244 36 15
4152 Frank, I have some great news. He said he WON'T eat us AND he'll give us an exclusive interview back in his cave. 1.2237 0.02743 295 236 52 7
4153 C'mon. He he said we'd be fine. 1.2237 0.02887 304 248 44 12
4154 Sir, do you know what happened to the National Enquirer reporter? 1.2234 0.03143 273 225 35 13
4155 See? He doesn't need a walking stick. 1.2234 0.03012 273 222 41 10
4156 Should we get his autograph? 1.2234 0.02828 273 218 49 6
4157 No, I told him I’m currently in a committed relationship@ 1.2234 0.02906 282 228 45 9
4158 He says that if we can beat him to the top, he's willing to put on a pair of pants. 1.2234 0.03010 291 239 39 13
4159 To quote the Bard, "I have thee not, and Yet I see thee still." 1.2233 0.03024 300 248 37 15
4160 He complained about global warming and Trump's border wall. 1.2233 0.02892 309 253 43 13
4161 We should give him a better tip with our next hike. 1.2231 0.03079 251 203 40 8
4162 He said to follow his footsteps 1.2231 0.03011 260 210 42 8
4163 Craig’s list has some good deals but this is a lot of work to get a discount sofa 1.2230 0.03130 269 221 36 12
4164 He says he can lead us to the best mocchacino in town! 1.2230 0.03085 269 220 38 11
4165 You won't believe this, but that dude said he's headed to the summit to spot UFOs. 1.2230 0.03040 269 219 40 10
4166 He said if we loose sight of him to follow his tracks. 1.2230 0.02915 287 233 44 10
4167 He was out of toilet paper. 1.2230 0.03117 287 238 34 15
4168 He says a warm den with kitchen is just a few hundred feet further up! 1.2230 0.02915 287 233 44 10
4169 He said he does not need aftershave to please his wife! 1.2230 0.02916 305 250 42 13
4170 Apparently, sometimes less really IS more. 1.2227 0.03282 256 212 31 13
4171 He wants syndication options too. 1.2227 0.03089 256 208 39 9
4172 Yes, it's true what they way about big feet. 1.2226 0.03046 274 224 39 11
4173 I told you we should have brought our phones. 1.2226 0.02982 283 231 41 11
4174 Just Great! It is one thing to show off your new boots. It is another to let him know that they don't come in his size." 1.2226 0.03024 283 232 39 12
4175 Don't you think our guide has rather big feet? 1.2226 0.03117 292 243 33 16
4176 Maybe he's just a vegan. 1.2226 0.02881 292 237 45 10
4177 I wear a size 10 shoe. Why do you ask? 1.2226 0.02864 301 245 45 11
4178 Did you have to go with the least expence guide? 1.2226 0.02941 301 247 41 13
4179 If he really wanted to eat us, he would’ve done it already. 1.2226 0.02759 319 259 49 11
4180 He's real 1.2222 0.02922 279 226 44 9
4181 No, Daddy, we're going to sign your stupid pre-nup. 1.2222 0.03051 279 229 38 12
4182 Yah, he’s waiting for the Amazon guy to bring his Yeti cooler. 1.2222 0.03119 270 222 36 12
4183 Do you remember where we parked the car? 1.2222 0.03219 252 207 34 11
4184 Guess what? I am leaving you. 1.2222 0.03120 252 205 38 9
4185 Do you think he is covered by The Endangered Species Act. 1.2222 0.03009 279 228 40 11
4186 Did you have to tell him he looks like a hairy ape? 1.2222 0.03068 288 238 36 14
4187 Come on, it'll put hair on your chest. 1.2222 0.03028 288 237 38 13
4188 WOW- I just saw TWO abominable humans! 1.2222 0.03075 270 221 38 11
4189 Common Gary, you said you were prepared for this. 1.2222 0.03145 261 214 36 11
4190 You want me to do what? 1.2222 0.03004 297 245 38 14
4191 The funny thing is, this the 4th time I’ve seen him this week. Strange. 1.2222 0.03050 261 212 40 9
4192 I can't walk behind him when he breaks wind. 1.2222 0.03135 279 231 34 14
4193 Maybe we could ask him for directions? 1.2222 0.03030 270 220 40 10
4194 He's a really good hiking guide 1.2222 0.02947 288 235 42 11
4195 You are abominable. You know he's self-conscious about his feet. 1.2222 0.02870 306 250 44 12
4196 Stop calling him that. Your farts are way worse. 1.2222 0.03068 252 204 40 8
4197 Don't worry, Bigfoot is just a myth. 1.2219 0.02765 311 252 49 10
4198 He said his name is Dale. 1.2218 0.02913 293 239 43 11
4199 As if he's the Sasquatch from Ipanema. 1.2218 0.03096 284 235 35 14
4200 He said if we get enough altitude we'll see God next. 1.2218 0.03014 284 233 39 12
4201 Did you remember to close the garage door before we left? 1.2218 0.03014 284 233 39 12
4202 He said he wants to go by Big Calves next year 1.2218 0.02992 275 224 41 10
4203 Maybe he's just a "minimalist." 1.2218 0.02902 275 222 45 8
4204 No, this doesn’t warrant you using a selfie stick. 1.2218 0.02902 275 222 45 8
4205 Can you believe that guy climbs without water? 1.2218 0.02809 275 220 49 6
4206 Shhhhh, he doesn’t like the term yeti 1.2218 0.02902 275 222 45 8
4207 Now THAT’S an Instagram opportunity. 1.2218 0.02992 275 224 41 10
4208 We need to do more cardio. 1.2218 0.03058 266 217 39 10
4209 It's the Indomitable Snowman. 1.2218 0.03223 257 212 33 12
4210 I told him women at the top are tying to break a glass ceiling and he wants to watch. 1.2218 0.03270 257 213 31 13
4211 He doesn't like the name 'yeti.' He says it makes it hard getting a hotel room. 1.2218 0.03281 239 196 33 10
4212 He said he's moving into more rarefied air. 1.2215 0.02899 307 252 42 13
4213 You may not want to follow him, Yet-i will. 1.2215 0.02800 298 241 48 9
4214 I thought you turned the oven off. 1.2214 0.03083 280 231 36 13
4215 The conditions today are abominable 1.2214 0.02913 280 227 44 9
4216 The altitude really got to him. 1.2214 0.02868 280 226 46 8
4217 It appears they haven’t heard of manscaping in these parts. 1.2214 0.02956 280 228 42 10
4218 The air is so thin up here, I am hallucinating!! 1.2214 0.02974 271 220 42 9
4219 You've got big shoes to fill. Go for it ! 1.2214 0.03020 271 221 40 10
4220 Honey, I want to be a gatherer. 1.2214 0.03152 271 224 34 13
4221 He’s going to make waffles. 1.2214 0.03134 262 215 36 11
4222 It's not you, it's Sasquatch 1.2211 0.02923 303 249 41 13
4223 He wanted to know the 7 day forecast. 1.2211 0.02904 294 240 43 11
4224 He says it’s actually Snowberg. 1.2211 0.02983 294 242 39 13
4225 John,it isn't working out. I must follow my heart! Besides, I have a thing for hairy backs. 1.2211 0.02963 285 233 41 11
4226 I can't believe he just blew us off like that! 1.2211 0.02879 285 231 45 9
4227 I've never tried speed-dating before. 1.2211 0.02747 285 228 51 6
4228 No hard feelings Chad; it's just you're a little too bombinable for me. 1.2210 0.03026 276 226 39 11
4229 He said if I took his picture he'd throw us off the mountain. 1.2210 0.02893 276 223 45 8
4230 Honest, Tom, he reassured me that he and I still have an open marriage. 1.2210 0.02893 276 223 45 8
4231 You know I don’t believe in yetis. I told him to take a hike. 1.2207 0.02791 299 242 48 9
4232 He's leaving because he says unless I can assure him of all book and movie rights in writing, we'll never see him again. 1.2207 0.02969 290 238 40 12
4233 You suggested I set the search distance on that casual dating app so low. Now, do you want to try a three-way or not? 1.2206 0.03274 281 237 26 18
4234 well mr. smart,if we're lost,ask him. 1.2206 0.02947 281 229 42 10
4235 Give me that stick Medium Foot and I'll show you what Little Foot can do! 1.2206 0.03098 272 224 36 12
4236 John, I'm leaving you for Lance... 1.2206 0.03142 272 225 34 13
4237 He feels like a third wheel. 1.2205 0.03076 263 215 38 10
4238 Dang did you see that guys feet? 1.2205 0.03169 263 217 34 12
4239 He believes a run for President might help him rebrand as “Big Hand.” 1.2205 0.03047 254 206 40 8
4240 I didn't realize you asked your Father to join us hiking this weekend. 1.2205 0.03196 254 209 34 11
4241 I thought us Homo Sapiens had climbed our way to the top 1.2205 0.03196 254 209 34 11
4242 He used to love it when I teased him 1.2203 0.02855 295 240 45 10
4243 Just some attention seeking mammal. 1.2203 0.02934 295 242 41 12
4244 He looks like he knows his way around, let’s follow in his footsteps 1.2203 0.02912 286 233 43 10
4245 I was disgusted, yet-I couldn’t help but stare. 1.2203 0.02912 286 233 43 10
4246 We're on the verge of making the biggest scientific breakthrough known to mankind, and all you care about is whether or not I've been cheating on you with Charlene? 1.2203 0.02995 286 235 39 12
4247 It doesn't take much to see that the problems of two little people and one gigantopithecus don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. Some day you'll understand that. 1.2203 0.02995 286 235 39 12
4248 He said it's only 500' to the summit. He's clearly using his own scale 1.2202 0.02838 277 223 47 7
4249 Yeah, sure... but a truly great candidate for 2020 - now THAT’S rare! 1.2202 0.03185 277 231 31 15
4250 That was the hotel, the room's not ready yeti 1.2202 0.03017 277 227 39 11
4251 They said, "The views are something you have to see to believe." 1.2201 0.02991 268 218 41 9
4252 He said if we stop calling him "abominable" he'd make us a nice frittata. 1.2201 0.02991 268 218 41 9
4253 Look, i just met the guy! We're getting together for drinks later! 1.2201 0.02896 268 216 45 7
4254 He does keep an abominable pace! 1.2201 0.02896 268 216 45 7
4255 It was a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. 1.2201 0.03293 259 216 29 14
4256 Just wanted a little peak 1.2201 0.03293 259 216 29 14
4257 They're unfriendly during interval training. 1.2201 0.03106 259 212 37 10
4258 Damn! Now he gets to see the other side of the mountain! 1.2201 0.03057 259 211 39 9
4259 Actually, his feet are not really that big. 1.2200 0.02977 300 248 38 14
4260 Let 's follow him and maybe he will show where we can stay overnight 1.2200 0.02823 300 244 46 10
4261 He's invited us to his ski lodge. 1.2199 0.02879 291 237 44 10
4262 Are you SURE you locked the front door? 1.2199 0.02879 291 237 44 10
4263 He claims that my recommendation as to pants was a "trigger." 1.2199 0.02760 282 226 50 6
4264 Are you the new chief of staff? 1.2199 0.03104 282 234 34 14
4265 Free-styler. 1.2199 0.03145 282 235 32 15
4266 I’ve seen him a few times but I’ve learned to let him go. 1.2197 0.03018 264 215 40 9
4267 I told you we’re on a de-evolution path. 1.2197 0.02921 264 213 44 7
4268 He says we should have taken the South Col. 1.2197 0.03112 264 217 36 11
4269 It's not his big feet. It's his long legs that make him rise above myth. 1.2197 0.02830 305 249 45 11
4270 I’m goin to sleep my way to the top 1.2195 0.02903 287 234 43 10
4271 Why did you leave the camera at base camp? 1.2194 0.02919 278 226 43 9
4272 Apparently, everyone does have a walk away price. 1.2194 0.02963 278 227 41 10
4273 It's strange. He never wears a backpack. 1.2194 0.03007 278 228 39 11
4274 This _definitely_ is dangerous. And, no, it's not worth it to get more steps! 1.2194 0.02762 310 252 48 10
4275 It's hard to tell from the photographs. 1.2193 0.02886 269 217 45 7
4276 I told you my old boyfriend was cold. 1.2193 0.03073 269 221 37 11
4277 When I asked him to take a selfie with me, he said, 'Take a hike!'. 1.2193 0.02854 301 246 44 11
4278 You wouldn't like it up there. It's abominable. 1.2193 0.02930 301 248 40 13
4279 He said he doesn't need a guide that he knows the trail like the back of his BIG FOOT ! 1.2191 0.03167 251 206 35 10
4280 He's our sherpa. 1.2190 0.02842 315 259 43 13
4281 They are giving out Paleo snack samples at the top. Hurry before they are gone. 1.2190 0.03078 274 226 36 12
4282 We couldn't find common ground. 1.2190 0.02990 274 224 40 10
4283 He says your walking stick is "abominable." 1.2190 0.03078 274 226 36 12
4284 Another free solo attempt is my guess. 1.2190 0.03034 274 225 38 11
4285 For a moment, I thought I saw you climbing the mountain without your backpack! 1.2190 0.02945 274 223 42 9
4286 This is turning out to be the most abominable vacation ever! 1.2190 0.03034 274 225 38 11
4287 Did you really have to make him mad?? Now how do we get out of here! 1.2189 0.02760 265 211 50 4
4288 He was offended that Siri said he was Abominable. 1.2189 0.03008 265 216 40 9
4289 He said he only dates girls, no couples. 1.2188 0.03173 288 242 29 17
4290 This trip isn't a total failure, he said he'll lead us to a flower found only in high altitudes. 1.2186 0.03040 279 230 37 12
4291 No,you tell him the pants store is the other way. 1.2186 0.03082 279 231 35 13
4292 I felt the earth move! 1.2186 0.02910 279 227 43 9
4293 You think he'll take a selfie with us? 1.2186 0.02910 279 227 43 9
4294 This mountain guide is amazing. And he doesn't take promotional gifts from hiking gear companies! 1.2186 0.02820 279 225 47 7
4295 You never pay any attention to me!” “Now, Margaret? You’re going to do this now? 1.2186 0.03040 279 230 37 12
4296 Lend him some of your clothes so we can take a picture with him. 1.2186 0.02954 279 228 41 10
4297 Sorry, no manage’ a trois 1.2185 0.03068 302 253 32 17
4298 Why did you bring us on another fruitless Sasquatch search?????? 1.2185 0.02877 270 218 45 7
4299 I asked for the WiFi code and he said, "and you call me abominable?" 1.2184 0.02820 293 238 46 9
4300 What’s so upsetting about asking for a piggyback. 1.2184 0.02820 293 238 46 9
4301 On the plus side, at this elevation, most people throw up. 1.2184 0.02937 261 211 43 7
4302 I told you we wouldn't need all this expensive equipment. 1.2184 0.02987 261 212 41 8
4303 He says we have big feet. 1.2183 0.03255 252 209 31 12
4304 Yes we are lost, the map clearly says Yeti not Bigfoot 1.2182 0.02935 275 224 42 9
4305 This blind date is going so well, I'm quite breathless. 1.2181 0.02946 298 246 39 13
4306 He said we are heading toward the wrong peak. 1.2180 0.02950 266 216 42 8
4307 Eddie & Betty repel a Yetti. 1.2180 0.02843 289 235 45 9
4308 He says the Yeti-licious Cafe at the summit is open until 2 if we intend to order. 1.2180 0.02885 289 236 43 10
4309 He can actually be very funny. 1.2179 0.02631 312 251 54 7
4310 With a belly like that, he must be the Abdominal Snowman. 1.2179 0.03015 257 209 40 8
4311 Unbelievable! I can access trail maps on these smart glasses! 1.2179 0.03113 280 233 33 14
4312 I have NO idea where he packed it, but he said we could use his selfie stick at the summit when he's done using it. 1.2178 0.02875 303 249 42 12
4313 None of your “cold-blooded killer” speech now...let’s just see where he takes us. 1.2177 0.03030 248 201 40 7
4314 The Amazing Race: Mythical Creature Edition "While the humans argue about the existence of God, Mr. Yeti powers toward the finish line." 1.2177 0.03188 248 204 34 10
4315 You mean I bought all this outdoorsy crap for nothing? 1.2177 0.02961 271 221 41 9
4316 You heard what he said, go back to base camp. 1.2177 0.03007 271 222 39 10
4317 The Yeti says the Yentl is over the next mountain... and ask to try her Matzo Ball Soup. 1.2177 0.03096 271 224 35 12
4318 Quick, snap a picture! Oh, the girls will love this. 1.2177 0.02819 271 218 47 6
4319 Come back later, Big Foot is going up for a nap now. 1.2177 0.02915 271 220 43 8
4320 He's not just a Yeti...he's MY Yeti! 1.2177 0.02892 294 241 42 11
4321 Do people here have any sense of fashion? 1.2177 0.02754 317 259 47 11
4322 He says most don’t make it back down alive, but something tells me it’s not from the treacherous weather conditions. 1.2176 0.02877 262 211 45 6
4323 He just wanted to google map the nearest pass. 1.2176 0.03074 262 215 37 10
4324 He said damit Julie, next time YOU climb every mountain. 1.2176 0.03167 262 217 33 12
4325 Well, if there was a' Big Foot' around here, I would know it! 1.2175 0.02909 285 233 42 10
4326 It just wants your attention. Ignore it and it will go away. " 1.2174 0.02925 276 225 42 9
4327 What a jerk! Too busy to say hi?!!! 1.2174 0.03043 253 206 39 8
4328 How would you like to be called by your most pronounced feature? “Here comes a needle nose!” 1.2174 0.02970 276 226 40 10
4329 Good news. Jesus loves me. 1.2174 0.03225 276 232 28 16
4330 You're SO abominable, Marco! I'LL asking him for directions. 1.2174 0.03145 253 208 35 10
4331 Did you see that? He spit on me! Go punch him! 1.2172 0.02792 290 235 47 8
4332 Says he’s looking for the Himalayas. 1.2172 0.02892 267 216 44 7
4333 woah - did you see the size of his feet?! 1.2172 0.03035 267 219 38 10
4334 No, I said we should look for an indominable snowman! 1.2171 0.03103 258 212 36 10
4335 The Sasquatch returns to his lair, body shamed once again 1.2171 0.03054 258 211 38 9
4336 Watch out. I think he's gay. 1.2169 0.02923 295 243 40 12
4337 Yeti you beti! 1.2169 0.03086 272 225 35 12
4338 I said, it wasn't me! 1.2169 0.02951 272 222 41 9
4339 He WAS helpful. We missed the turn down below. 1.2169 0.02951 272 222 41 9
4340 He said he moved here for a low monthly rent, but the parking is just horrible. 1.2169 0.02905 272 221 43 8
4341 They’ll never believe us! 1.2169 0.02951 272 222 41 9
4342 Sorry but I couldn't resist his animal ways. 1.2169 0.02858 272 220 45 7
4343 Climb no farther, the weather & people are abominable! 1.2169 0.02858 272 220 45 7
4344 He offered me something you just can’t give me - a fur coat forever! 1.2169 0.03019 249 202 40 7
4345 Because HE'S there? 1.2169 0.03276 249 207 30 12
4346 It’s not working out. He got pretty frosty when I said his outfit was abominable. 1.2168 0.02984 286 236 38 12
4347 Should we tell him how long a walk it is?" 1.2167 0.03063 263 216 37 10
4348 You don't hear a word I'm saying, yet i keep talking... am I the crazy one here? 1.2166 0.03004 277 228 38 11
4349 Product placement is beyond ridiculous these days. 1.2166 0.03048 277 229 36 12
4350 He said don't go up there. It's too icy. 1.2165 0.03032 254 207 39 8
4351 You guys want anything from the fridge? 1.2164 0.03070 268 221 36 11
4352 Just don't look him in the eye. 1.2164 0.03024 268 220 38 10
4353 Yet I want to keep going! 1.2164 0.02882 268 217 44 7
4354 I hate to see him go, but I love to watch him leave. 1.2164 0.02858 305 251 42 12
4355 Your lack of perception is abominable. 1.2164 0.02820 305 250 44 11
4356 He insists he's a viable candidate, but he starts with an uphill climb. 1.2164 0.02820 305 250 44 11
4357 I’ve decided to leave you for Gerhart. 1.2163 0.03311 245 204 29 12
4358 Guess he’s piqued. 1.2162 0.02875 296 243 42 11
4359 He made the earth move. 1.2162 0.02875 296 243 42 11
4360 These official Birdbox blackout glasses are amazing! 1.2162 0.02914 296 244 40 12
4361 No, as a matter of fact, it was pretty abominable! 1.2161 0.02713 310 252 49 9
4362 Trust me, turn around. It's an abomination up there. 1.2161 0.02899 310 257 39 14
4363 He may be abomnable, but oh,what a kisser. 1.2161 0.02941 273 223 41 9
4364 You won't believe what I'm looking at. 1.2160 0.02762 287 232 48 7
4365 Bigfoot my ass! 1.2160 0.02933 287 236 40 11
4366 He got the most five-star ratings as a guide from the Hotel Yak & Yeti. 1.2159 0.02723 301 244 49 8
4367 It's Gucci's chic new winter line 1.2159 0.02957 301 250 37 14
4368 Holy heck, did you see that?! That comparison about the size of a guy's foot must be true! 1.2159 0.03005 264 216 39 9
4369 John! You know he's sensitive about his feet! 1.2159 0.03099 264 218 35 11
4370 Another dud. Way too much camera awareness and he wouldn’t sign a non-compete. Let’s just go with The Rock in a suit. 1.2158 0.02861 278 226 44 8
4371 He keeps farting! 1.2158 0.03080 278 231 34 13
4372 He says for some fine dining...follow him 1.2158 0.02979 292 242 37 13
4373 He's checking to see if our mesa is ready. 1.2158 0.02817 292 238 45 9
4374 Do you believe me now? I told you that high altitudes sun exposure makes your body hair grow wild!! 1.2156 0.03149 269 224 32 13
4375 He said proceed at your own risk if you don't have big feet. 1.2156 0.02921 269 219 42 8
4376 He said the special of the day at Top of the Hill Diner is pot roasted elk and well worth the climb. 1.2156 0.03014 269 221 38 10
4377 Go confront him! He told me I had a great butt and then gave a nasty grunt. 1.2156 0.03014 269 221 38 10
4378 They say that global warming has reduced Al Gore's natural habitat to a handful of Himalayan mountains 1.2156 0.03193 269 225 30 14
4379 He prefers loathsome. 1.2155 0.02958 283 233 39 11
4380 Hey George is that the Loch Ness guy? 1.2155 0.03083 283 236 33 14
4381 No! I'm not going to ask him what shampoo he uses. 1.2154 0.02882 260 210 44 6
4382 Those new Patagonia suits don't look so breathable, do they? 1.2154 0.03033 260 213 38 9
4383 He’s going to give me a free breast exam but he wants you to check his prostate 1.2154 0.03268 260 218 28 14
4384 I want a divorce, Karen 1.2154 0.03176 260 216 32 12
4385 Yeti / Yet he. Kinda like that whole your / you're thing. 1.2153 0.03109 274 228 33 13
4386 That guy said, “Haven’t you ever seen a Sasquatch before?” 1.2153 0.02792 274 221 47 6
4387 Blind Woman: What did you just call me!?- 1.2153 0.02924 288 237 40 11
4388 Yup, genuine Yeti. The whole outfit's from the Yeti Boutique on Mercer Street in Soho. 1.2153 0.03005 288 239 36 13
4389 Are we there Yeti? Caption by my wife, Maegan Hinton -Scott McDavid 1.2153 0.02965 288 238 38 12
4390 Apparently those Messin' with Sasquatch commercials are a trigger for him. 1.2153 0.02709 288 232 50 6
4391 He didn't believe me. 1.2153 0.02965 288 238 38 12
4392 Quick, get out your Camcorder from 1996" 1.2151 0.03135 265 220 33 12
4393 Dr. Livingston, I presume. 1.2151 0.03042 265 218 37 10
4394 Maybe we should try barefoot, too. 1.2151 0.02897 279 228 42 9
4395 I still think i'ts fake! 1.2151 0.02897 279 228 42 9
4396 We're lost and all you do is scream and grunt? 1.2151 0.03028 279 231 36 12
4397 You'll get there faster if you stay in his draft. 1.2151 0.02852 279 227 44 8
4398 What did I say, this time? 1.2150 0.02723 293 237 49 7
4399 He cannot resist an uphill challenge 1.2148 0.03111 256 211 35 10
4400 What was I to say? He was mumbling “Age before beauty”? 1.2148 0.03061 256 210 37 9
4401 One, Mississippi . . . 1.2148 0.03004 270 222 38 10
4402 He said he saw you with his wife?! 1.2148 0.03049 270 223 36 11
4403 But he won Bigly . . . 1.2148 0.02991 284 235 37 12
4404 I told you we should have gone to Boca Raton for this vacation! 1.2148 0.02907 284 233 41 10
4405 He says to ignore our Sound of Music obsession. 1.2148 0.02949 284 234 39 11
4406 The nudist lodge on the summit has lowered its standards. 1.2148 0.02907 284 233 41 10
4407 He’s done this a few times 1.2147 0.02698 312 254 49 9
4408 He does not want anymore visitors. 1.2146 0.03080 247 202 37 8
4409 He says, "Down in the valleys, THAT'S where it's abominable." 1.2146 0.03022 261 214 38 9
4410 Don't strip down. You are no match for him or the weather. 1.2145 0.02876 275 224 43 8
4411 You know I love you Bill, but it just feels like we are going in different directions 1.2145 0.02876 275 224 43 8
4412 Bigfoot says he has had enough of Donald Trump wreaking havoc and chaos in the world. He is going to find some place safer." 1.2145 0.03012 275 227 37 11
4413 He says he doesn't believe in getting acclimatized. 1.2145 0.02830 275 223 45 7
4414 Hmmm...There's something amiss about this mountain guide. 1.2145 0.02787 303 248 45 10
4415 Do not worry! I told you I do not like harry men! 1.2143 0.02843 280 228 44 8
4416 You didn’t have to tease him about following a path to spiritual enlightenment. 1.2143 0.02672 294 237 51 6
4417 It's not you, it's me. 1.2143 0.02961 294 244 37 13
4418 Let the Wookiee win! 1.2143 0.03192 252 209 32 11
4419 Let’s go back; I don’t want to be seen with him. 1.2143 0.02799 294 240 45 9
4420 I already have over 200 likes on Facebook. 1.2143 0.02757 294 239 47 8
4421 His next press conference will be in the summer. 1.2143 0.02840 294 241 43 10
4422 He claims he invented a cooler 1.2143 0.03038 294 246 33 15
4423 This new guide said he will take us to the top for a banana 1.2141 0.02728 313 256 47 10
4424 You need to start taking bigger steps. 1.2140 0.02854 285 233 43 9
4425 I'm going with him. Get off our mountain! 1.2140 0.02721 285 230 49 6
4426 Well, he warned us about wearing proper gear... 1.2140 0.02811 285 232 45 8
4427 Now look what you have done. He’s disinvited us to his chalet. 1.2140 0.02897 285 234 41 10
4428 How Abominable! Yet, I cannot fathom why we keep bumping into each other like this. 1.2140 0.02805 271 219 46 6
4429 You might want to turn back - the weather up there is abominable. 1.2140 0.03000 257 210 39 8
4430 He says he's Harvey's twin brother. 1.2138 0.02893 304 252 39 13
4431 He's testing our new line of Winter Wear. 1.2138 0.02699 304 247 49 8
4432 You’re LATE, man. Not EARLY! 1.2138 0.02817 304 250 43 11
4433 Here come the hipsters. 1.2138 0.03065 290 243 32 15
4434 Honey, I wasn't saying you had big feet... 1.2138 0.03065 290 243 32 15
4435 Fancy meeting you here. 1.2138 0.02946 290 240 38 12
4436 Absolutely nobody going to believe us back home... but at least that guy knows we hiked this high. 1.2138 0.03002 276 228 37 11
4437 He's Just One of the Locals 1.2138 0.02821 276 224 45 7
4438 "Instead of bumbling along, we could follow his bigfoot steps." 1.2138 0.02957 276 227 39 10
4439 Personally, I think this menage a trois is a bit over the top. 1.2137 0.02913 262 213 42 7
4440 I told you we had way too much stuff 1.2137 0.02758 262 210 48 4
4441 I told you...perfect teeth! 1.2136 0.02707 295 239 49 7
4442 See a guy around here? Big feet, lots of hair? 1.2135 0.02922 281 231 40 10
4443 He thinks he's Sisyphus. 1.2135 0.02834 281 229 44 8
4444 He said go back down a half a mile and turn left, mountain beasts are so helpful. 1.2135 0.02922 281 231 40 10
4445 Global warming. 1.2135 0.03050 281 234 34 13
4446 I don't think he would forget our anniversary, Larry! 1.2135 0.02927 267 218 41 8
4447 I told you harry was a “beast” on the mountains. 1.2135 0.02829 267 216 45 6
4448 Hey great to see you! It wasn't really working out with him, but we promised to stay friends. 1.2135 0.03113 267 222 33 12
4449 Actually, he seems pretty nice. 1.2135 0.02779 267 215 47 5
4450 He forgot his coffee. 1.2135 0.02829 267 216 45 6
4451 Nothing worth posting up that way. 1.2135 0.02974 267 219 39 9
4452 I do not find him abominable! 1.2134 0.03028 253 207 38 8
4453 I just Love a guy with a hairy back! 1.2134 0.02794 314 259 43 12
4454 Knock it off with the yellow snow jokes! 1.2133 0.02879 300 248 40 12
4455 I've heard that finding a Sasquatch is an up-hill battle. 1.2133 0.02800 300 246 44 10
4456 Honestly Josh, I've told you a thousand times, it's 'Plus-sized Foot 1.2133 0.02758 286 232 47 7
4457 This climb is abominable 1.2132 0.03029 272 225 36 11
4458 They didn't tell us our guide was not into wearing pants. I'll take off a star or two on yelp, I guess. 1.2132 0.02892 272 222 42 8
4459 Some of these climbing parties are abominable. 1.2132 0.03185 258 215 31 12
4460 I’ll be joining my friend now in Shangri-La. It’s been great! 1.2132 0.03089 258 213 35 10
4461 Okay, Ted! I'm sorry to break it to you like this...but it IS love at first sight! 1.2131 0.03056 291 244 32 15
4462 Where’s his long black overcoat and long red tie? 1.2131 0.03094 291 245 30 16
4463 I told you before Todd, it's a terrible joke. 1.2131 0.02728 291 236 48 7
4464 I asked if he'd like to join us, yet he just walked away. 1.2130 0.03078 277 231 33 13
4465 I'm leaving you, Chad. I've found a man who can better help me achieve my goal. 1.2130 0.02948 277 228 39 10
4466 I get "embracing your wild side" but that guy is taking it to a new extreme 1.2129 0.03001 263 216 38 9
4467 Now I call his lawyer and get $130,000. 1.2128 0.02956 282 233 38 11
4468 He says his name is Bernhard! 1.2128 0.02998 282 234 36 12
4469 Not many people on this trail. Eh? 1.2127 0.02917 268 219 41 8
4470 I asked him if his outerwear comes in extra small. 1.2127 0.03147 268 224 31 13
4471 You'll notice your body will adapt to the thinner air that's about to start. 1.2126 0.02712 301 245 48 8
4472 I figured he'd be wearing fleece. 1.2125 0.02793 287 234 45 8
4473 Not impressed. His little thingy looked like a toadstool. 1.2125 0.03192 273 230 28 15
4474 It can't be Sasquatch if there are no footprints, right? 1.2125 0.02882 273 223 42 8
4475 Trevor, that reminds me, we have to make it back to the city by six. I’ve got my manscaping appointment 1.2125 0.02738 273 220 48 5
4476 From up here, we can see everything! 1.2125 0.02928 273 224 40 9
4477 He is actually quite delightful! 1.2125 0.03192 273 230 28 15
4478 Remember what Littlefinger said: Only the ladder is real. The climb is all there is. 1.2125 0.02882 273 223 42 8
4479 You said, 'not yet," so I say, 'it's Yeti.'" 1.2123 0.02968 292 243 36 13
4480 We have to keep looking. He changed his mind about letting the president stay here after Trump blocked him on Twitter. 1.2123 0.02968 292 243 36 13
4481 I knew Stanley would forget something 1.2123 0.02846 292 240 42 10
4482 Why did you wait until him to ask for directions! 1.2122 0.02938 278 229 39 10
4483 I bought these fun hiking glasses at REI which play motivational youtube videos to keep me climbing, but I worry I'll miss some of the scenery. 1.2121 0.02991 264 217 38 9
4484 You're being evasive. 1.2121 0.02943 264 216 40 8
4485 You're walking a slippery slope breaking up with me to go with him. 1.2120 0.02904 283 233 40 10
4486 The view up here is absolutely unbelievable! 1.2120 0.02771 283 230 46 7
4487 He said that it's just abominable up there. 1.2120 0.02946 283 234 38 11
4488 I forgot my moisturizer. 1.2120 0.02989 283 235 36 12
4489 We matched but had an abominable time 1.2120 0.02946 283 234 38 11
4490 that solves that. Yeti happens. 1.2120 0.03098 250 206 35 9
4491 I can't believe we've been where no man has been before. 1.2119 0.02703 302 246 48 8
4492 So what will you do with the newfound knowledge on how not to leave footprints in the snow? 1.2119 0.03047 269 223 35 11
4493 I agree, real fur will keep you much warmer than synthetics. 1.2119 0.03137 269 225 31 13
4494 John, when did you start seeing things? 1.2119 0.02859 269 219 43 7
4495 He says up there it’s the off-season. Next month the Bigfoot viewings will be at its peak. 1.2118 0.02870 288 237 41 10
4496 It's Ladies' Night at basecamp. 1.2118 0.02912 288 238 39 11
4497 He said that Paul is doing fine and we needn’t worry. 1.2117 0.02964 274 226 38 10
4498 He won't take a selfie with you, but he is a real gentleman if you need a hand jumping a crevasse. 1.2117 0.02919 274 225 40 9
4499 He wants to be the first to make an ascent in a onesie." 1.2115 0.02839 279 228 43 8
4500 I told him you're a big fan he doesn't care. 1.2115 0.03015 279 232 35 12
4501 Have we met before? 1.2113 0.02883 265 216 42 7
4502 That yeti said he's moving to higher ground because of global warming. I told him to email the White House. Maybe trump will believe HIM. 1.2113 0.03167 265 222 30 13
4503 I'm not sure. He couldn't speak any English. 1.2113 0.03167 265 222 30 13
4504 He is in! The multi-platform launch of the “Yeti Diet” is next month. He can hit the talk show circuit in the summer but no late night and no press during hibernation. 1.2113 0.02979 284 236 36 12
4505 He says he has a mate. They're blue because of the cold. 1.2113 0.03102 284 239 30 15
4506 I want his outfit 1.2113 0.02807 284 232 44 8
4507 He forgot his crampons. 1.2112 0.02775 303 249 44 10
4508 Her: darling,wouldn’t it... Him: Did you just see that that?!? Her: See what? I’m trying to talk to you?!?! 1.2111 0.02991 270 223 37 10
4509 You know what they say about Big Foot 1.2111 0.02944 270 222 39 9
4510 Bro, when you reach the summit, you're only half way there. 1.2111 0.02732 289 235 47 7
4511 Ever feel like you're being Sasquatched? 1.2109 0.03047 256 211 36 9
4512 My friend said there was a monster here, Yeti wasn't clear about it. 1.2109 0.02729 256 205 48 3
4513 Billy! I thought we were going to see the Abominable Snowman, not Bigfoot. 1.2109 0.03086 275 230 32 13
4514 He wants us to respect his privacy 1.2109 0.02816 275 224 44 7
4515 You just HAD to go and tell him he's ugly, didn't you? 1.2109 0.02949 294 245 36 13
4516 You wouldn't know Big Foot if it hit you over the head. 1.2109 0.02910 294 244 38 12
4517 He's Abominable!" 1.2109 0.02787 294 241 44 9
4518 Just cause he looks like my father doesn't mean I want to be with him. 1.2107 0.02959 261 214 39 8
4519 He impregnated me while you were dawdling. I have to go with him now. 1.2107 0.03198 261 219 29 13
4520 He said, "Just keep going down the hill until we see the ski lodge." 1.2107 0.02738 280 227 47 6
4521 Forest for the trees? There are no trees. 1.2107 0.03090 280 235 31 14
4522 I didn't see anything, did you? 1.2107 0.02784 280 228 45 7
4523 No, there is a definite scent of musk, but I didn't see any footprints. 1.2107 0.02632 299 242 51 6
4524 You were really abominable! He says he knows the way. 1.2107 0.02915 299 249 37 13
4525 He says your GPS doesn't work here. 1.2107 0.02674 299 243 49 7
4526 Who are you calling a 'yenta'? 1.2105 0.02754 285 232 46 7
4527 He must be cold in his birthday suit! 1.2105 0.02708 285 231 48 6
4528 Just follow his footsteps- they are supposed to be quite big 1.2105 0.02798 285 233 44 8
4529 Where's Dad? 1.2105 0.03065 266 221 34 11
4530 Sorry, but his nest egg is bigger than yours, literally. 1.2103 0.03093 290 245 29 16
4531 Jeez, another Abominable Congressman. 1.2103 0.02975 290 242 35 13
4532 No, I asked- it's not Stevie Nicks 1.2103 0.02810 290 238 43 9
4533 I wonder where he got his coat. 1.2103 0.02894 290 240 39 11
4534 I thought this hike was going to be hairy but not for that reason! 1.2103 0.02894 290 240 39 11
4535 I'm glad I didn't wear my fur suit too... that would have been embarrassing. Wait up Angela! 1.2102 0.02779 295 242 44 9
4536 My god he was good! 1.2101 0.03033 276 230 34 12
4537 Go ask him for a selfie! #Hesreal 1.2100 0.03079 281 236 31 14
4538 He’s not only the owner, he is a member too. 1.2100 0.02910 281 232 39 10
4539 He's a Tunta, not a Yeti. Their family hasn't been speaking to the Yetis for several years now. He asks if we could bring more frozen peas the next time we visit. 1.2099 0.02899 262 214 41 7
4540 Don't mind him. The locals really hate tourists. 1.2099 0.02949 262 215 39 8
4541 He said, "I'll see you at the top." 1.2099 0.02982 243 198 39 6
4542 There is a lot of substantial foot traffic around here. 1.2098 0.02639 305 248 50 7
4543 The Bigfoot in the room 1.2098 0.02960 286 238 36 12
4544 He says, "Go back where you came from, there's no place for you here". 1.2096 0.02878 272 223 41 8
4545 He says he's it's true: he's a size 34 and insists on getting a pair he can show us. 1.2096 0.02878 272 223 41 8
4546 John, our Uber guide is right, you do have tiny feet--ha ha. 1.2095 0.02729 296 242 46 8
4547 He said he's with you. 1.2095 0.02770 296 243 44 9
4548 Don't worry he says he wants to serve man. 1.2094 0.02935 277 229 38 10
4549 He said there's no trespassing! 1.2094 0.02935 277 229 38 10
4550 Not at all Abominable 1.2094 0.02935 277 229 38 10
4551 I told you we should have gone to your mother's, Rupert. 1.2093 0.02859 301 250 39 12
4552 He says it’s only 1/2 mile to the next rest stop. 1.2093 0.02975 258 212 38 8
4553 I swiped right for manscaping 1.2093 0.02924 258 211 40 7
4554 I said HI, and didn’t look ! 1.2091 0.02824 287 236 42 9
4555 Are you snow blind too? 1.2091 0.02951 287 239 36 12
4556 Way retro! 1.2091 0.02867 287 237 40 10
4557 He said he's a border wall tester. 1.2091 0.02951 287 239 36 12
4558 Ugh neighbors... 1.2090 0.03134 268 225 30 13
4559 Looks like we found a new sherpa. 1.2090 0.02903 268 220 40 8
4560 I know that he doesn't exist, yet I saw him. 1.2090 0.03089 268 224 32 12
4561 He walks to the beat of a different drummer 1.2088 0.03006 273 227 35 11
4562 It didn't work out between us. I'm into Brazilian style. 1.2088 0.02961 273 226 37 10
4563 Yes Peter, he must’ve used Mapquest. 1.2087 0.02666 321 264 47 10
4564 The only thing abominable is YOU! I'm going on with HIM. 1.2087 0.03154 254 212 31 11
4565 I had just passed a couple who'd been caught off guard mid-argument by a windchill in 1998 when I realized: I don't hate people. I just feel better when they aren't around. 1.2086 0.03013 278 232 34 12
4566 He has a relative that lives somewhere in the Pacific Northwest. 1.2086 0.02969 278 231 36 11
4567 He's my mentor. I've decided to become the first female yeti. 1.2086 0.03056 278 233 32 13
4568 I told you my dad is very sensitive about that photograph! 1.2085 0.03113 259 216 32 11
4569 You also look abominable with those silly Foster Grants." 1.2085 0.02891 283 234 39 10
4570 You should apologize, your comment about his feet hurt his feelings. 1.2085 0.02891 283 234 39 10
4571 Yeh, I asked. He said it is warm, mumbled something about Amazon, and kept going. 1.2085 0.02891 283 234 39 10
4572 I'll do big, and I'll do audacious, but I draw the line at Harry. 1.2085 0.03100 283 239 29 15
4573 How many times did I remind you to pack the beef jerky? 1.2085 0.02847 283 233 41 9
4574 Not really that big -- I'd say about size 10. 1.2083 0.02828 264 215 43 6
4575 Age before beauty, Jack. 1.2083 0.02815 288 237 42 9
4576 Well, you heard him Mark, all must follow the strict dress code of the mountain. 1.2083 0.02977 264 218 37 9
4577 He could at least get his back waxed! 1.2083 0.03072 264 220 33 11
4578 We walk, we talk! Am I missing something? 1.2083 0.02928 264 217 39 8
4579 I couldn’t imagine it either, yet he really loves me 1.2082 0.02947 293 245 35 13
4580 He said, "Been there, done that!" 1.2082 0.02987 269 223 36 10
4581 He said the rest of the trail is abominable 1.2080 0.02951 274 227 37 10
4582 Based on Newton’s Third Law ..... I’m waiting here! 1.2080 0.02764 274 223 45 6
4583 Honey, I’m still uncomfortable when you bring up your Ex. 1.2080 0.03040 274 229 33 12
4584 What’s the password? 1.2080 0.03031 250 206 36 8
4585 I'd say about a size 30. 1.2079 0.02733 279 227 46 6
4586 The nerve of him calling us 'tenderfoots'. 1.2079 0.02871 279 230 40 9
4587 Well, if he had ASKED, I would have told him" 1.2079 0.02871 279 230 40 9
4588 Now you’re just being abominable! 1.2079 0.02960 279 232 36 11
4589 We just broke up...he’s to old for me. 1.2077 0.02882 284 235 39 10
4590 He's a nice enough guy but needs to brush his teeth more often. 1.2077 0.02852 260 212 42 6
4591 I told him to f**k off. 1.2077 0.03242 260 220 26 14
4592 Damn, that reminds me, did you drain the cooler? 1.2077 0.02955 260 214 38 8
4593 I told him the climb was abominable, but he didn't seem to mind. 1.2077 0.03102 260 217 32 11
4594 What happens when the evolutionary chart tilts uphill? 1.2077 0.02955 260 214 38 8
4595 And we worried about OUR outfits..." 1.2075 0.02819 265 216 43 6
4596 Why settle for ordinary when I can have someone bigger and better? 1.2075 0.02967 265 219 37 9
4597 When Harry left Sally 1.2075 0.03015 265 220 35 10
4598 This Sherpa comes highly reeomended 1.2075 0.02678 318 262 46 10
4599 Very hair-suit don’t you think? 1.2074 0.02835 270 221 42 7
4600 He's Doing It, So Why Can't You? 1.2074 0.02865 299 249 38 12
4601 Does that mountain inthe background remind you of toblerone too? 1.2073 0.02949 246 201 39 6
4602 That angry howl we heard earlier was from the abominable snowman's even more abominable snowwife. 1.2073 0.02941 275 228 37 10
4603 There is a very strict dress code. 1.2073 0.02755 275 224 45 6
4604 If you don't want to follow him, I will. I like his style. 1.2073 0.02941 275 228 37 10
4605 He said the nearest shelter is abominable. 1.2072 0.02756 304 251 43 10
4606 He kept yelling: "I was in the pool!" 1.2072 0.03224 251 211 28 12
4607 He says he lives over the hill. After that it's all downhill. 1.2071 0.03119 280 237 28 15
4608 You're always talking over me! 1.2070 0.02915 285 237 37 11
4609 He’s not fooling anyone in that getup. 1.2070 0.02915 285 237 37 11
4610 Don't even think of keeping up. He just saw "Free Solo". 1.2069 0.03138 261 219 30 12
4611 Apparently these new lenses filter out UV and glare but not cryptids. 1.2069 0.02797 290 239 42 9
4612 I told him I didn't believe in the abominable snow man" 1.2069 0.02994 261 216 36 9
4613 You’re too slow. I’m going to the summit with him. 1.2069 0.02797 290 239 42 9
4614 He had me at 'Abominable.' 1.2069 0.02944 261 215 38 8
4615 No, I didn't take his picture. He said he wasn't interested in followers. 1.2068 0.02808 295 244 41 10
4616 (Yeti speaking into bluetooth earpiece) “Omg, Joan- you will never guess what just happened..” 1.2068 0.02859 266 218 41 7
4617 It's easy, just follow is footsteps. 1.2068 0.03097 266 223 31 12
4618 The nudist movement is really gaining traction 1.2068 0.02957 266 220 37 9
4619 You'll have to wait until Big Foot is finished talking to the Swami 1.2067 0.02933 300 252 34 14
4620 I don't know why they call him 'Bigfoot.' He can't be bigger than a size 12. 1.2066 0.02677 271 219 48 4
4621 He's on You Tube now so he is real. 1.2065 0.02793 276 226 43 7
4622 You and your sarcasm. 1.2065 0.02601 310 253 50 7
4623 He was undeterred when I warned him that the weather at the top is abominable. 1.2064 0.02897 281 233 38 10
4624 He said he is not abominable. 1.2064 0.02808 281 231 42 8
4625 He forgot his hat 1.2064 0.02983 281 235 34 12
4626 See...He is leaving us because of your abominable remark! 1.2063 0.02732 286 234 45 7
4627 Real subtle; Asking for directions to the nearest dentist 1.2062 0.02919 257 211 39 7
4628 Can you see what I didn't just see? 1.2062 0.02658 291 237 48 6
4629 And then he said to expose in the cold was natural! 1.2061 0.03080 262 219 32 11
4630 He’s my outdoorsy, mystery man!” 1.2061 0.02884 262 215 40 7
4631 It’s over, I found someone new and you’ll never see me again 1.2061 0.03080 262 219 32 11
4632 I told you not to laugh about his big, hairy feet. 1.2060 0.02809 301 250 40 11
4633 He's got some pair. Uh, I mean he only wants me to follow." 1.2059 0.02911 272 225 38 9
4634 He said the yetis are on winter break. 1.2059 0.02816 272 223 42 7
4635 He said something about needing to get to the pharmacy to pick up his Rogaine. 1.2058 0.02831 277 228 41 8
4636 This is just what you have to deal with to have beach front property in 2030. 1.2058 0.03010 277 232 33 12
4637 I'm sorry John, he just gets me. I guess deep down I always knew I was a Sasquatch. 1.2058 0.02689 277 225 47 5
4638 For the last time, stop calling your mother-in-law names. 1.2058 0.03010 277 232 33 12
4639 He said thanks but he really wanted a pizza. 1.2058 0.02877 277 229 39 9
4640 Hurry Up!! That fat guy passed us 3 times already on the way up. 1.2057 0.02753 282 231 44 7
4641 Tom, I told you that hiring Bigfoot as our sherpa was a bad idea! 1.2056 0.02854 287 238 39 10
4642 Not only is not Charlie, but we're on the wrong damn mountain 1.2056 0.02768 287 236 43 8
4643 He was just checking on us. Turns out he's a yeti yenta. 1.2054 0.02960 258 213 37 8
4644 My old boyfriend took me to Cabo. 1.2053 0.02720 302 249 44 9
4645 He didn't say much, he seemed rather frosty. 1.2052 0.02840 268 220 41 7
4646 What form he has, right? 1.2050 0.02680 278 226 47 5
4647 I can't figure out if he was more abominable than you are... 1.2050 0.03000 278 233 33 12
4648 He came down to look for a reasonable barber shop. 1.2050 0.02680 278 226 47 5
4649 He's not at all happy about our choice of sandwiches this time. 1.2050 0.03043 278 234 31 13
4650 Unfortunately they weren't interested in hearing about the Church of Yeti 1.2049 0.02964 283 237 34 12
4651 Did someone just walk by us? No clue, I can't see anything doing this Birdbox challenge. 1.2047 0.03189 254 214 28 12
4652 ''Normal people scare him." 1.2047 0.02827 254 207 42 5
4653 You're sure we're going in the right direction?" "Yes, I'm following Yeti man! 1.2047 0.02741 298 246 43 9
4654 This wasn't covered in the safety demonstration so things might get hairy.. 1.2046 0.03000 259 215 35 9
4655 He's heading for the men's room. The lady's room is at base camp. 1.2046 0.03099 259 217 31 11
4656 He says their closed for the winter. 1.2045 0.02963 264 219 36 9
4657 I told you not to bring your sister. 1.2045 0.03020 269 225 33 11
4658 I don’t care what he says, it will take more than a fur coat to reach the summit. 1.2044 0.02892 274 227 38 9
4659 He said he forgot to take a selfie. 1.2044 0.02892 274 227 38 9
4660 I called him "Mythter" and I think it upset him. 1.2044 0.02892 274 227 38 9
4661 I don't know why you can't ever ask for directions? We missed the turn off for Club Med 3 miles back. 1.2042 0.03038 284 240 30 14
4662 He says he hasn't seen your missing cufflink. 1.2040 0.02733 299 247 43 9
4663 1. Nepali government should consider building a Wall! 1.2040 0.03171 250 210 29 11
4664 My only New Year’s resolution is to be more present. 1.2039 0.03226 255 216 26 13
4665 I hear he doesn't give autographs. 1.2039 0.02977 255 211 36 8
4666 If only his resolution was to get in shape and shave. 1.2038 0.02837 260 213 41 6
4667 He asked if I dated abominable creatures that don't exist. 1.2037 0.02821 270 222 41 7
4668 He said it's only a half mile to the summit. 1.2036 0.02928 275 229 36 10
4669 We're next, unless we leave now. 1.2036 0.02928 275 229 36 10
4670 Did you have to put your big foot in it and tell him he wasn't the one on the dollar coin? 1.2036 0.02882 275 228 38 9
4671 One of the first Hair Club volunteers. 1.2036 0.02803 280 231 41 8
4672 It's been an uphill battle for recognition. 1.2036 0.02980 280 235 33 12
4673 We're invited to a wall-painting party at 7...with the usual wooly mammoth BBQ. Wanna go? 1.2036 0.02893 280 233 37 10
4674 Did you catch the label? 1.2036 0.02803 280 231 41 8
4675 He says we should itemize this year... Now let's go back home. 1.2035 0.02772 285 235 42 8
4676 Let's follow...he must know the best nearby diner 1.2034 0.02785 290 240 41 9
4677 Somehow he thought 'abominable' was a compliment, poor guy. 1.2034 0.02796 295 245 40 10
4678 This is why you should always carry a razor while hiking. 1.2034 0.02877 295 247 36 12
4679 He said he will be ok. 1.2032 0.03209 251 212 27 12
4680 Do you know what the WiFi password is? 1.2031 0.03017 256 213 34 9
4681 He IS a scientist and he KNOWS that humans are causing global climate change. 1.2031 0.03077 261 219 31 11
4682 I never expected to see a Brazilian wax up here. 1.2031 0.02827 261 214 41 6
4683 We've been climbing this abominable hill forever. Aren't we there yeti? 1.2030 0.02894 266 220 38 8
4684 No, I saw him first! 1.2030 0.02743 266 217 44 5
4685 C'mon! Free hair care products for anyone who summits. 1.2029 0.02873 276 229 38 9
4686 He's invited me to go with him. I'll see ya. 1.2029 0.02963 276 231 34 11
4687 It wasn't me this time - I swear. 1.2029 0.02873 276 229 38 9
4688 He said, "It's REALLY cold up there!" 1.2029 0.02780 276 227 42 7
4689 What a nerve! He winked at me! 1.2029 0.02918 276 230 36 10
4690 He has abominable manners. 1.2028 0.02884 281 234 37 10
4691 Yes, but I get the dog. 1.2028 0.02971 281 236 33 12
4692 Paleo diet clinic next valley over." Marja Mills, Chicag 1.2028 0.02884 281 234 37 10
4693 He said there's a nice mountain lodge about a quarter mile up this trail. 1.2028 0.02749 281 231 43 7
4694 Nice to meet you Jack. I’m Jill. Wanna fetch a pale old Yeti? 1.2028 0.02794 281 232 41 8
4695 As if it weren't bad enough we doubted his existence, wait till he realizes he left his rock at the bottom. 1.2028 0.02749 281 231 43 7
4696 No, Larry, of course I'm not really here; you're hallucinating. Where's your oxygen tank? And who brought you up here? 1.2028 0.02763 286 236 42 8
4697 I told him, 'OMG, the Abominable Snowman's a myth.' 1.2028 0.02851 286 238 38 10
4698 oh sure, now he walks upright. 1.2028 0.02718 286 235 44 7
4699 Your friend certainly was stand-offish. 1.2028 0.02807 286 237 40 9
4700 Watch what you say. He turned downright antisocial when I mentioned how big his feet are. 1.2028 0.02627 286 233 48 5
4701 He's gone retro. 1.2027 0.02746 296 245 42 9
4702 I asked him, “Does da Crosstown Bus go by dis way ?” , and he said, “Do-dah, Do-dah!” 1.2027 0.02988 301 256 29 16
4703 do you think this counts as cultural appropriation? 1.2026 0.02805 306 256 38 12
4704 He said "follow me. Mi Casa es Su Casa". 1.2026 0.02541 311 254 51 6
4705 Listen -- it's more than just the cold shoulder, okay? 1.2024 0.02940 252 208 37 7
4706 Damn, what a time to have forgotten our cell phones. 1.2023 0.02969 262 218 35 9
4707 His climbing techniques are abominable. 1.2023 0.02919 262 217 37 8
4708 If you lose your way just look down, the tracks are pretty easy to follow. 1.2023 0.02657 262 212 47 3
4709 The Bigfoot erotica made me think he'd be interested. 1.2022 0.02944 272 227 35 10
4710 He said the way forward was Abominable! 1.2022 0.02817 277 229 40 8
4711 He said to follow him to the land of expensive coolers and mugs 1.2022 0.02817 277 229 40 8
4712 Don't you just hate creatures who won't say 'good morning'! 1.2022 0.02674 277 226 46 5
4713 Let’s just go to his cave for a little bit. I’m sure he doesn’t have company often and I hear he makes great snow cones. 1.2021 0.02740 282 232 43 7
4714 I told you we should go au naturel! 1.2021 0.02693 282 231 45 6
4715 You didn’t make reservations! 1.2021 0.02842 287 239 38 10
4716 See, that guy doesn't need any high-tech climbing gear. 1.2020 0.02708 302 250 43 9
4717 He says he's fleeing China. 1.2020 0.02835 307 258 36 13
4718 If that's Sasquatch, there must be leafy greens up there. 1.2019 0.02492 312 254 53 5
4719 While you besmirch my new man, HE has no problem buying me lady products. 1.2016 0.02841 258 212 40 6
4720 He says it's just five more leaps. 1.2016 0.02945 258 214 36 8
4721 They promised our Sherpa wasn't going to be Greek. 1.2015 0.03102 263 222 29 12
4722 Yada, Yada, Yeti. 1.2015 0.03017 268 225 32 11
4723 …and yet I love the Yeti! When you go low we'll go high! 1.2015 0.02744 273 224 43 6
4724 He's self-concious about his body. 1.2014 0.02714 278 228 44 6
4725 The Yeti museum is closed 1.2014 0.02899 278 232 36 10
4726 If you don't ask for directions... 1.2014 0.02821 283 235 39 9
4727 He’s hurt because I told him to go for a hike. 1.2014 0.02909 283 237 35 11
4728 They told me that climbing Mt. Everest would be scary. I wasn’t expecting this! 1.2014 0.02909 283 237 35 11
4729 He says he's going to go order some outerwear on Amazon. 1.2014 0.02516 288 233 52 3
4730 I'm guessing his diet is gluten free. 1.2014 0.02746 288 238 42 8
4731 He says the Khumbu Icefall is too dangerous today. 1.2014 0.02801 293 244 39 10
4732 Wow, best sex I've ever had! 1.2008 0.03228 264 226 23 15
4733 Is yet another Yeti a cacophony? 1.2007 0.03052 269 227 30 12
4734 I don’t k know how he does it. He never gets tired. He’s a beast. 1.2007 0.02816 269 222 40 7
4735 So do you come here often? 1.2007 0.02960 269 225 34 10
4736 Well, aren't you the one with abominable manners? 1.2007 0.02924 274 229 35 10
4737 If we just stand here and argue, destiny may just pass us by. 1.2007 0.02890 279 233 36 10
4738 How could you forget your iPhone Brad. 1.2007 0.02752 279 230 42 7
4739 Big feet, long toes. 1.2007 0.02812 284 236 39 9
4740 You go back home, he and I are gonna spend time cleaning his cave. 1.2007 0.02812 284 236 39 9
4741 I've got the name for our brand. 1.2007 0.02676 284 233 45 6
4742 He says “No Humans Allowed!” 1.2007 0.02693 289 238 44 7
4743 How can you think following the instructor is better than following this guy??! 1.2007 0.02866 289 242 36 11
4744 I'm sorry, but I'm going away with him. Goodbye. 1.2007 0.02737 289 239 42 8
4745 You bet he has a trek pole! 1.2007 0.02954 294 249 31 14
4746 Free Solo 1.2007 0.02792 294 245 39 10
4747 He forgot to pack his razor. 1.2007 0.02550 299 244 50 5
4748 Weird dude. 1.2007 0.02772 304 254 39 11
4749 How rude! He’s sensitive about his shoe size. 1.2000 0.02950 270 226 34 10
4750 Foot" envy, Clark 1.2000 0.02975 260 217 34 9
4751 We've walked back too far 1.2000 0.02950 270 226 34 10
4752 See what you've done. You are abominable. 1.2000 0.02914 275 230 35 10
4753 And then I said I was too young to go out with him. 1.2000 0.02644 305 252 45 8
4754 He said there are more scenic views just over the hill 1.2000 0.02806 270 223 40 7
4755 She doesn’t like man 1.2000 0.02960 275 231 33 11
4756 It's planet-warming/ He has to go higher to be comfortable in the cooler temperatures. 1.2000 0.02713 300 249 42 9
4757 Do I detect a bit of bits envy? 1.2000 0.02889 265 220 37 8
4758 Jeez — His behavior is absolutely abominable. 1.2000 0.03013 255 213 33 9
4759 He's embraced the barefoot hiking movement. 1.2000 0.02500 290 235 52 3
4760 He said to follow him 'NO MATTER WHAT! 1.2000 0.02790 280 232 40 8
4761 Do you have to bring your opinions everywhere you go?! 1.2000 0.02974 285 241 31 13
4762 No wonder nobody can find this guy. 1.2000 0.02880 280 234 36 10
4763 I told you I should have worn my fur coat. 1.2000 0.02996 270 227 32 11
4764 So Margaret is really all in on this Januhairy thing huh? 1.1993 0.02704 301 250 42 9
4765 There goes2018 1.1993 0.02923 286 241 33 12
4766 He said he'll get the hostel open by the time we reach it. 1.1993 0.02688 281 231 44 6
4767 I said bring the Yeti cooler! 1.1993 0.02958 281 237 32 12
4768 Leave it to you to ask him where to find a good 'IPA 'and pizza around here! 1.1993 0.02950 276 232 33 11
4769 Claims he’s looking for the people who stole his idea for thermos type camping gear. 1.1993 0.02859 276 230 37 9
4770 Don't be so jealous, Jeffrey! There's nothing going on between us! 1.1993 0.02668 276 226 45 5
4771 Being abominable just ain't what it used to be. 1.1993 0.02859 276 230 37 9
4772 Me too. 1.1993 0.02994 276 233 31 12
4773 I told you we didn't need these ironic $5,000 Brooklyn Flea boots to get up there 1.1993 0.02797 271 224 40 7
4774 I would suggest the restroom at base camp 1.1993 0.02646 271 221 46 4
4775 I just gotta believe better directions do exist. 1.1993 0.02797 271 224 40 7
4776 I'm done with you, Dan. 1.1992 0.03070 266 225 29 12
4777 That is why I come here to this exquisite place of natural beauty to awaken my senses to all that is around me! 1.1992 0.02976 266 223 33 10
4778 Are you going to just stand there holding your stick and prove my mother right, or are you going to grow some hair and get up that hill? 1.1992 0.02811 261 215 40 6
4779 He pointed to my sunglasses and said something about climate change 1.1992 0.02951 256 213 35 8
4780 I'm glad I have a good razor. 1.1992 0.02824 251 206 40 5
4781 He says he lost his pedometer 1.1987 0.02597 297 244 47 6
4782 He said he just needs to get away once in awhile.. 1.1987 0.02553 297 243 49 5
4783 He's not just the president, he's a member… 1.1986 0.02880 292 246 34 12
4784 Don't ask him for a selfie! 1.1986 0.02797 292 244 38 10
4785 It's not that hard, if you already live there. 1.1986 0.02871 287 241 35 11
4786 You never bring up politics on a first date Jon! Everyone knows that... 1.1986 0.02871 287 241 35 11
4787 He said, “Sorry, invitation only.” 1.1986 0.02632 282 231 46 5
4788 Paranthropus? What Paranthropus? 1.1986 0.02817 282 235 38 9
4789 Sometimes I feel we are regressing as a race. 1.1986 0.02726 282 233 42 7
4790 He just passed gas, you follow him! 1.1986 0.02905 282 237 34 11
4791 The only contacts he wants is by texting. 1.1986 0.02679 282 232 44 6
4792 OF COURSE HE IS GOING FASTER THAN US LOOK HOW BIG HIS FEET ARE ! 1.1986 0.02905 282 237 34 11
4793 He said he doesn't have a wi-fi code. 1.1986 0.02803 277 230 39 8
4794 Hey... was that John Goodman? 1.1986 0.02895 277 232 35 10
4795 I learned from him how to climb this mountain without a hiking stick. 1.1985 0.02883 272 227 36 9
4796 why didn't you tell me he was a vegan! 1.1985 0.03021 272 230 30 12
4797 Saying Good Bye is the hardest part. 1.1985 0.02869 267 222 37 8
4798 What? 1.1985 0.02918 267 223 35 9
4799 He doesn't leave the seat up, He understands me and I know he did vote for Trump. 1.1985 0.02954 262 219 34 9
4800 He said that Global Warming is fake. 1.1984 0.02940 257 214 35 8
4801 There is nothing to see up there that you cannot see from down here. 1.1984 0.02978 252 210 34 8
4802 He asked if I was available Friday night for a cocktail 1.1981 0.02815 308 260 35 13
4803 We just broke up. 1.1980 0.02884 303 257 32 14
4804 Uhh I like ive has enough of the brownies, Jane. 1.1980 0.02758 298 249 39 10
4805 I think he said something about "forgetting ketchup". 1.1980 0.02911 293 248 32 13
4806 He said if all goes well, the prototype will be available at REI in time for the holidays next year. 1.1980 0.02660 293 242 44 7
4807 He said he wanted to play hide and seek, but I said no because I figured we'd never be able to find him. 1.1979 0.02763 283 235 40 8
4808 Sorry for the surprise breakup honey but hairy hunk's bun is in my oven and we're late for a big foot gathering. 1.1978 0.02974 278 235 31 12
4809 He wants to be the first to complete an unsupported solo climb 1.1978 0.02794 278 231 39 8
4810 He forgot his SPF 30. 1.1978 0.02778 273 226 40 7
4811 Snowblind? You're hallucinating! 1.1978 0.02729 273 225 42 6
4812 I am not coming home. His sense of adventure is better than just watching the travel channel. 1.1978 0.02956 268 225 33 10
4813 He said he’d give Santa our regards. 1.1978 0.02810 268 222 39 7
4814 'Free Solo' motivated them to go above treeline this season. 1.1976 0.02779 248 203 41 4
4815 I believe the phrase is ‘laugh it up fuzzball’. That and ‘why are there no footprints’? 1.1974 0.02946 233 192 36 5
4816 Always judgmental! I think you are abominable. 1.1974 0.02572 309 255 47 7
4817 I didn’t mean to offend him but I thought he was a Millenial. 1.1973 0.02869 299 253 33 13
4818 I hear that if you step in his footsteps, the avalanche won't kill you. 1.1973 0.02790 299 251 37 11
4819 I thought follow the leader was your idea 1.1973 0.02780 294 246 38 10
4820 See John, I told you the locals were tall around here. 1.1972 0.02679 289 239 43 7
4821 I'm not so sure I still want to go to his home for dinner. 1.1972 0.02971 284 241 30 13
4822 He's got to go back to camp, he forgot his cooler. 1.1972 0.02754 284 236 40 8
4823 He said to follow him to his cave and we can have tea. 1.1971 0.02738 279 231 41 7
4824 No help coming back, He is staying in the White House 1.1971 0.03045 274 233 28 13
4825 He says not to bother. 1.1970 0.02884 264 220 36 8
4826 Honey, that's not the Yeti I had on my Christmas list. 1.1970 0.02934 264 221 34 9
4827 He says he's running away from this crazy world. 1.1969 0.03008 254 213 32 9
4828 You say one more thing about my feet and I'm heading back. 1.1968 0.02994 249 208 33 8
4829 I don't believe in anyone who hikes without proper boots or cool sunglasses. 1.1968 0.02939 249 207 35 7
4830 I guess this is what he meant by “turn left at Yeti Crossing.” 1.1968 0.02769 249 204 41 4
4831 Big foot?! Are you saying I have big feet? 1.1967 0.02672 305 254 42 9
4832 Totally, it’s not him. 1.1967 0.03143 244 206 28 10
4833 You see what is ahead of us. Let’s turn back 1.1966 0.02715 290 241 41 8
4834 Did you bring any sunblock? 1.1966 0.02844 290 244 35 11
4835 Don't worry, our Sherpa is a legend. And, with those big feet he'll clear a great trail for us to follow! 1.1965 0.02790 285 238 38 9
4836 Any further would be abominable. 1.1965 0.02790 285 238 38 9
4837 He has an appointment with a podiatrist. 1.1964 0.02634 280 230 45 5
4838 You're right, that wasn't Joni Mitchell. 1.1964 0.03040 280 239 27 14
4839 Where can I get a parka like that? 1.1964 0.02822 280 234 37 9
4840 He's an abominable hiker. 1.1964 0.02634 280 230 45 5
4841 I think his grunts indicated the path is this way 1.1964 0.02854 275 230 36 9
4842 I think his name is Eddie. 1.1964 0.02711 275 227 42 6
4843 He'll never make it in that outfit. 1.1964 0.02808 275 229 38 8
4844 That's Donald-The World's Greatest Snowman!!! 1.1963 0.02840 270 225 37 8
4845 Here’s a man you can trust to know his way 1.1963 0.02936 270 227 33 10
4846 I don't think Mother would approve. 1.1962 0.02858 260 216 37 7
4847 Big-Foot isn't even real- are you hallucinating again? 1.1962 0.02960 260 218 33 9
4848 His feet's not that big 1.1962 0.02805 260 215 39 6
4849 I thought I told you NOT to invite the boys. 1.1962 0.02752 260 214 41 5
4850 The stock offering was over two months ago! He’s boycotting all selfies until he receives his Yeti shares. 1.1961 0.02998 255 214 32 9
4851 He said he is late for the family dinner. 1.1961 0.02946 255 213 34 8
4852 Go figure. He wanted a sip from my Yeti. 1.1960 0.02650 301 250 43 8
4853 Wow, his cardio must be really good! 1.1960 0.02759 250 205 41 4
4854 Family isn't everything. 1.1959 0.02678 296 246 42 8
4855 I love you and that's why I have to leave you. 1.1959 0.02721 296 247 40 9
4856 Sorry, Dan. He was pretty insulted as a vegan that you keep offering him jerky. He says I have to choose—him or you. At least he can get me off this mountain. 1.1959 0.02721 296 247 40 9
4857 Not impressed. Maybe 18 Wide. 1.1959 0.02678 296 246 42 8
4858 Do you think he'd carry out backpacks for us? 1.1959 0.02501 296 242 50 4
4859 Whatta jerk — he said dressing in layers is overrated. 1.1959 0.02526 291 238 49 4
4860 He says the only way to go is up. 1.1958 0.02868 286 241 34 11
4861 It’s abominable how everyone is trying to climb Mount Everest these days. 1.1958 0.02736 286 238 40 8
4862 This year's REI catalog is a bit too daring for my taste. 1.1958 0.02691 286 237 42 7
4863 You still believe we should go to the pinnacle? 1.1957 0.02767 281 234 39 8
4864 All my worries are behind me up here! 1.1957 0.02703 276 228 42 6
4865 He muttered something about needing photo ID. 1.1957 0.02845 276 231 36 9
4866 Get lost--you're not my type. 1.1957 0.03025 276 235 28 13
4867 He'll never make it to the top. His outfit is abominable. 1.1957 0.02936 276 233 32 11
4868 He says we'll get to see the Yetis in about an hour. 1.1956 0.02733 271 224 41 6
4869 No, you tell him they’re out of towels 1.1956 0.02831 271 226 37 8
4870 He's still holding out for a sponsorship deal with Yeti. 1.1956 0.02972 271 229 31 11
4871 You would think for a Yeti, he would be able to point us towards the elusive Sasquatch. 1.1955 0.02706 312 262 39 11
4872 What do you make of us not leaving footprints in the snow? 1.1955 0.02706 312 262 39 11
4873 Hey, he invited us to his place for lunch! 1.1955 0.02864 266 222 36 8
4874 He says if we follow him, he's got a whole photo studio in his man cave. 1.1954 0.02949 261 219 33 9
4875 I'll deny it, so will I. 1.1953 0.02987 256 215 32 9
4876 he's overrated. 1.1953 0.02670 297 247 42 8
4877 Bigfoot? That's my cousin, dude 1.1952 0.02863 251 208 37 6
4878 I bet he's a denier? 1.1952 0.02784 292 245 37 10
4879 These clothes are weighing us down. 1.1951 0.02683 287 238 42 7
4880 Let’s go ask him to be our Sherpa. 1.1951 0.02816 287 241 36 10
4881 I'm wiped. This hike is abominable. 1.1951 0.02637 287 237 44 6
4882 He says your perfect snow outfit makes him sick. 1.1950 0.02848 282 237 35 10
4883 Harry just confirmed that your haircut is atrocious. 1.1949 0.02881 277 233 34 10
4884 He asked politely if we'd leave, that he's relaxing on holiday and doesn't like to be scared while he's here. Let's follow him! 1.1949 0.02742 277 230 40 7
4885 Calling him 'abominable' hurt his feelings. 1.1949 0.02821 272 227 37 8
4886 He's just a big friend. 1.1948 0.02999 267 226 30 11
4887 Should we ask him for a photo? 1.1948 0.02855 267 223 36 8
4888 Himalayan? No! He said I wasn't his type. 1.1946 0.02786 298 251 36 11
4889 I really wanted an abominable selfie! 1.1946 0.02786 298 251 36 11
4890 I guess Teddy Bare there doesn't do cuddles... 1.1946 0.02976 257 216 32 9
4891 He asked which way was up. 1.1945 0.02776 293 246 37 10
4892 They do Brazilians, everything. 1.1945 0.02979 293 251 27 15
4893 He says to follow him, and meet Mrs Yeti 1.1945 0.02690 293 244 41 8
4894 Nice guy, boring personality though... 1.1943 0.02703 283 235 41 7
4895 This was an abominable idea! 1.1942 0.03004 278 237 28 13
4896 Where'd you get that sherpa? Doesn't even lift a bag. 1.1941 0.02906 273 230 33 10
4897 I don’t think he’s with the Backroads group 1.1941 0.02714 273 226 41 6
4898 That was Donald Trump. All he said was, "See? Global warming is a myth!" 1.1941 0.02952 273 231 31 11
4899 They did promise it wouldn’t be a walk in the park. 1.1940 0.02989 268 227 30 11
4900 Technically he is still an illegal alien, but he voted for Trump 1.1940 0.02778 299 252 36 11
4901 He doesn't know where Kylie did her Instagram shoot either. 1.1939 0.02850 294 249 33 12
4902 I guess 'The Abominable Stinker' would turn off the tourists. 1.1938 0.02755 258 213 40 5
4903 So how are your Exposure Therapy sessions working out? 1.1938 0.02862 258 215 36 7
4904 So some people have a high abominable factor, so what? 1.1938 0.02924 289 246 30 13
4905 No not a Big foot sighting. But I do believe we've discovered Big Butt. 1.1937 0.02951 253 212 33 8
4906 Marry you? Not Yeti! 1.1937 0.02740 284 237 39 8
4907 Yes, I saw it! Don’t you dare say it! Your puns make a piece of me die inside 1.1935 0.02989 248 208 32 8
4908 Oh, he doesn't look too abominable! 1.1935 0.02771 279 233 38 8
4909 I told him about you so he's filing for divorce. 1.1935 0.02552 310 257 46 7
4910 If you follow her, I swear I'm going to my mother's mountain! 1.1935 0.02862 279 235 34 10
4911 No sunglasses? Sunglasses! Amazon is amazing. 1.1934 0.02850 274 230 35 9
4912 'Let's take a selfie.' 1.1934 0.02987 274 233 29 12
4913 I wouldn't follow him if I were you. 1.1933 0.02835 269 225 36 8
4914 I snuck a peek. It's one of those "Red Rocket" things. 1.1933 0.03126 238 201 28 9
4915 "He's looking for some sunscreen and a pair of dry boots." 1.1933 0.03068 238 200 30 8
4916 Hmmm. Maybe naked is easier. 1.1932 0.02968 264 223 31 10
4917 I left him because of his hideous hairpiece. 1.1932 0.02968 264 223 31 10
4918 I sorry Allen, but I love Snow Joe and I’m going to folllow him to the Top Of The World... 1.1932 0.02714 264 218 41 5
4919 New year, same me. 1.1931 0.02746 290 243 38 9
4920 So when we defund national parks you don't need a pass? 1.1930 0.02820 285 240 35 10
4921 I'm done with doing your laundry and ironing your shirts. Goodbye. 1.1929 0.02993 254 214 31 9
4922 This guide, you hired. Does she know where she is going? 1.1929 0.02570 280 230 46 4
4923 I told him that we could still be friends but he wasn't buying it. 1.1928 0.02978 249 209 32 8
4924 He said that if we want to climb this mountain, we need to call ahead for reservations. 1.1927 0.02840 275 231 35 9
4925 I wish I had dressed as warmly as he did. 1.1927 0.02793 275 230 37 8
4926 It's quits for real! His behavior was abominable, too! 1.1927 0.02745 275 229 39 7
4927 You follow him if you think foot size is a measure of spatial awareness. 1.1926 0.02921 270 228 32 10
4928 I told you Robin Williams was still alive in the Alps. 1.1926 0.02776 270 225 38 7
4929 Time passes very slowly up at the top. 1.1926 0.02726 270 224 40 6
4930 It's over between us Todd, go back down. His tantric technique is the stuff of my deepest fantasies, I can't even blink. 1.1926 0.02826 270 226 36 8
4931 When global warming began, he rented out the house next to us near the Everest summit. 1.1926 0.02874 270 227 34 9
4932 Let him take the lead, even if he may be an abominable know it all man. 1.1926 0.02578 296 245 45 6
4933 Don't meet your heroes - his foot size is average at best. 1.1925 0.02817 239 197 38 4
4934 Don't make eye contact. 1.1925 0.02757 265 220 39 6
4935 ...I bet he plays for the Celtics! 1.1924 0.02693 291 243 40 8
4936 Hiking helps him to slim down and become 'The Abdominal Snowman'. 1.1923 0.02894 260 218 34 8
4937 He'll be back in a minute; he forgot to post on Instagram. 1.1923 0.02842 260 217 36 7
4938 That’s not fair; he has longer legs than we do. 1.1922 0.02603 307 256 43 8
4939 I think he heard you talking smack about his prefrontal lobe. We'll never catch him now. 1.1922 0.02929 255 214 33 8
4940 Trust me, it's like the new Brooklyn. 1.1921 0.02588 302 251 44 7
4941 Yes, I know, I told him yesterday he needs some sunglasses. 1.1921 0.02630 302 252 42 8
4942 I think he's still in the process of becoming human. 1.1920 0.02736 276 230 39 7
4943 How can he not wear sunglasses? 1.1920 0.02784 276 231 37 8
4944 You know, you should have a leash on your pet. 1.1920 0.02784 276 231 37 8
4945 'Says his name’s Gorp and, frankly, he sounds a little paranoid.' 1.1919 0.02863 297 253 31 13
4946 He’s leaving without even taking a selfie with us – he is truly abominable! 1.1919 0.02699 297 249 39 9
4947 All I said was your breaths abominable! 1.1919 0.02657 297 248 41 8
4948 Would you quit ordering me around? 1.1919 0.02816 271 227 36 8
4949 He said there's an opening in Interior. 1.1918 0.03060 245 207 29 9
4950 Should we invite him back to the lodge for some eggnog? 1.1918 0.02550 292 241 46 5
4951 He says that we're not at the top yeti. 1.1918 0.02685 292 244 40 8
4952 I walked right by them. There were two, they didn't even see me. 1.1917 0.02928 240 200 34 6
4953 He says he doesn’t know the way down. 1.1916 0.02623 287 238 43 6
4954 I don't know what it was, but it has a big Google footprint. 1.1916 0.02984 261 221 30 10
4955 He asked me " Do You Know the Way to San Jose?' 1.1916 0.02984 261 221 30 10
4956 I've heard he makes killer snow cones 1.1915 0.02602 282 233 44 5
4957 He was hoping that we were carrying insulated mugs. 1.1915 0.02602 282 233 44 5
4958 He says climate change is getting pretty abominable! 1.1914 0.02622 303 253 42 8
4959 Ugh, are we there yeti? 1.1913 0.03001 277 237 27 13
4960 Don't look! Bird Box! 1.1913 0.02867 277 234 33 10
4961 I didn't know Uncle Harry was making the hike. 1.1913 0.02775 277 232 37 8
4962 You said the hotel was ten minutes from the city centre! 1.1912 0.03062 251 213 28 10
4963 He was the proverbial 98-pound weakling before he took up climbing. 1.1911 0.02763 293 247 36 10
4964 No pictures, worst comb-over ever. 1.1911 0.02633 293 244 42 7
4965 Whaddaya mean I've got big feet!? 1.1911 0.02720 293 246 38 9
4966 Trust me; his feet aren't what's relevant to me for bigness. 1.1910 0.02937 267 226 31 10
4967 His back-hair makes him more manly than you. 1.1910 0.02984 267 227 29 11
4968 He said the hard part of the trip is over and we should follow him for the quickest way to the top. 1.1910 0.02580 267 219 45 3
4969 I told you he wasn’t interested in Little Foot. 1.1909 0.03033 241 203 30 8
4970 Well, that proves it. They do smell sickly-sweet. 1.1908 0.02735 283 237 38 8
4971 He is a fast climber, yet he has no hiking boots. Nor any clothes ---abominable! 1.1906 0.02947 278 237 29 12
4972 I want a fur coat in the same material he is wearing. 1.1906 0.03034 278 239 25 14
4973 Sorry, John. It is over between us. Do I love that hairy brute? Yes. Yet I ... know not why! 1.1906 0.02766 278 233 37 8
4974 Yeh. Same exchange whenever we part: I say, 'See you later,' and he replies, 'Better to see than be seen.' Really nice guy, though. Not as he is portrayed in the Fake News. 1.1905 0.02845 273 230 34 9
4975 What do you mean? “Shit rolls downhill?” 1.1903 0.02652 289 241 41 7
4976 I found him to be very anti-social. 1.1903 0.02652 289 241 41 7
4977 Sorry. I know he goes both ways, but he's MINE! 1.1903 0.02729 268 223 39 6
4978 You may follow the Neanderthal. I'm returning to civilization. 1.1901 0.02771 284 239 36 9
4979 Let's go back. The top looks kind of scary from here. 1.1901 0.02680 284 237 40 7
4980 No, you're abominable with that needle stick and those little feet! 1.1901 0.02726 284 238 38 8
4981 Apparently, his name is WARP...and he can write. 1.1901 0.02863 263 221 34 8
4982 Yeti or bigfoot? 1.1901 0.02707 263 218 40 5
4983 He saw his reflection in the snow-covered hill. Guess that means it’s safe to climb! 1.1901 0.02760 263 219 38 6
4984 You know he’s sensitive, Mario... yeti there you go again putting your big foot in it by saying he looks like Donald Trump. 1.1900 0.02757 300 254 35 11
4985 Perhaps we wait until he makes it to the summit! 1.1900 0.02716 300 253 37 10
4986 Trump couldn't get his southern border wall so he opted for Bigfoot on the northern border instead. 1.1900 0.02893 279 237 31 11
4987 He wants to know: Who won the 2016 election?! 1.1900 0.02803 279 235 35 9
4988 He's looking for a place that serves hot chocolate. 1.1900 0.02756 279 234 37 8
4989 He says you're the one that forgot the crampons. 1.1899 0.02738 258 214 39 5
4990 Are you going to let him get away with _that_? 1.1899 0.03120 237 201 27 9
4991 I thought that your question was abominable, yet I can understand why you asked him. 1.1898 0.02640 274 227 42 5
4992 He said given our size he suggests the ridge to the right for the summit. 1.1898 0.02835 274 231 34 9
4993 He is not a public figure! Leave him alone! 1.1897 0.02825 253 211 36 6
4994 Don’t look now but Bigfoot is behind you. 1.1897 0.02943 290 249 27 14
4995 So...Can you see yourself wearing it tomorrow? 1.1897 0.02644 290 242 41 7
4996 I didn't know your brother was coming along? 1.1896 0.02455 327 272 48 7
4997 I offered, but he said I wasn't his type. 1.1896 0.02720 269 224 39 6
4998 He is an alternate real. 1.1896 0.02820 269 226 35 8
4999 He told me he doesn't wear boots because his feet are too big. 1.1896 0.02820 269 226 35 8
5000 These sunglasses aren't polarized, Bill! 1.1895 0.02598 306 256 42 8
5001 I thought you said you couldn’t secure a guide 1.1895 0.02577 285 236 44 5
5002 He only has 3 minutes to catch his Uber rendezvous. 1.1894 0.03095 264 227 24 13
5003 He may be a snowman, but in another 1,000 feer, he'll need oxygen like everyone else. 1.1894 0.02625 301 252 41 8
5004 You kept doubting him Yeti did get us up here 1.1893 0.02895 243 203 34 6
5005 That's what happens when your tent comes with free wi-fi and Netflix. 1.1893 0.02604 280 232 43 5
5006 You should have offered him a bigger tip!! 1.1893 0.02747 280 235 37 8
5007 It’s not really an ascent. 1.1893 0.02579 317 266 42 9
5008 Abominable!? He seems quite pleasant and he's a Sherpa to boot. 1.1892 0.02608 296 247 42 7
5009 he's a good roommate but i wish he'd buy his own shampoo and conditioner 1.1892 0.02836 259 217 35 7
5010 I swear, it was just an abomidable cup of coffee. 1.1891 0.02683 312 264 37 11
5011 Take care of yourself, Bud. I'm going to spend the rest of my life with the Snowman. 1.1891 0.02681 275 229 40 6
5012 Did you See that guy!? He was wearing a figleaf! 1.1890 0.02809 291 247 33 11
5013 I'm tired of having this conversation over and over again. If you want to run for acting attorney general, then run. 1.1890 0.02724 291 245 37 9
5014 I'm leaving you for a real woman. 1.1890 0.02851 291 248 31 12
5015 Stand aside, I'm Don Jr. and my daddy said I could kill that Yeti!" 1.1890 0.02933 291 250 27 14
5016 Really!? That's a new low for you Jack. 1.1890 0.02544 291 241 45 5
5017 Now you've done it again. I told you not to question his sense of style. 1.1890 0.02759 254 211 38 5
5018 Did you remember to pack a razor? 1.1889 0.02761 270 226 37 7
5019 He left his phone by the register. 1.1888 0.02968 286 246 26 14
5020 Yes, since they translated "Into Thin Air" into Yeti, absolutley everyone is trying it. 1.1888 0.02849 249 208 35 6
5021 Back and forth he goes, demolishing walls to let his family in! 1.1887 0.02658 302 254 39 9
5022 He said he needed to go home -- he was feeling abominably. 1.1887 0.02942 265 225 30 10
5023 OMG! GMOs are more hazardous than we thought! 1.1886 0.02738 281 236 37 8
5024 No wonder we’re lost! He said we should have taken the left at the last trail marker. 1.1886 0.02784 281 237 35 9
5025 I'm attracted to him. 1.1886 0.02692 281 235 39 7
5026 He says we are trespassing on his property! 1.1886 0.02556 297 247 44 6
5027 That rug front of the fire? 1.1886 0.02686 297 250 38 9
5028 Uh - Are you kidding me, Greg? Whatever-that-was just pushed me over! I told you to stop him, yeti's walking away... 1.1884 0.02672 276 230 40 6
5029 Don't look at me that way! He got fresh with me! 1.1884 0.02582 292 243 43 6
5030 Fool me once....! 1.1884 0.02758 292 247 35 10
5031 He said the hot springs are just a little further. 1.1882 0.02635 255 210 42 3
5032 Wow! What a warm fuzzy! 1.1882 0.02913 255 215 32 8
5033 Apparently snow blindness is just another figment of the imagination? 1.1882 0.02650 271 225 41 5
5034 He's just a guy in a furry suit. 1.1882 0.02561 287 238 44 5
5035 Good news, darling, I've got custody of the kids ! 1.1881 0.02640 319 270 38 11
5036 To me, the lede is its formation of a 2020 presidential exploratory committee. 1.1880 0.02839 250 209 35 6
5037 He coudn't talk. Something about how Jack Frost hates it when he's late. 1.1880 0.02783 266 223 36 7
5038 I will follow him because there ain't no mountain high enough to keep me from getting to him. 1.1880 0.02883 266 225 32 9
5039 He says we should turn back; this is HIS mountain! 1.1879 0.02952 282 242 27 13
5040 Said he left his car keys in his other suit. 1.1879 0.02730 282 237 37 8
5041 Selfie stick, are you kidding? 1.1879 0.02548 298 248 44 6
5042 He forgot his muffler. 1.1877 0.02654 261 216 41 4
5043 Homefield advantage 1.1877 0.02919 261 221 31 9
5044 The nerve of that guy! He grabbed my phone when I tried to take a picture of him! Abominable doesn't even come close! 1.1877 0.02664 277 231 40 6
5045 He says if we strip down to our skivvies we can follow in his footsteps. 1.1877 0.02807 277 234 34 9
5046 He said he was sorry but that “He won’t take no group selfie without a selfie stick”. 1.1877 0.02807 277 234 34 9
5047 "Oh, he's just checking out the hairy spots." 1.1877 0.02663 293 246 39 8
5048 Impressive feat. 1.1875 0.02934 272 232 29 11
5049 Nah, not the Abominable one, just an exhausted St. Nick. 1.1875 0.02780 288 244 34 10
5050 Eat your heart out! 1.1875 0.02742 272 228 37 7
5051 George said if he's going to pull this off, he'll need more money. 1.1873 0.02627 299 251 40 8
5052 Should we warn him about how the world has turned out to be? 1.1873 0.02922 267 227 30 10
5053 You might want to try the women's bathroom. 1.1873 0.02828 251 210 35 6
5054 You never know who you're going to meet up here. 1.1871 0.02703 278 233 38 7
5055 Have you seen my father? He left his shaving cream at home. 1.1871 0.02889 278 237 30 11
5056 Follow him he's evolving to a higher place. 1.1871 0.02751 278 234 36 8
5057 He forgot his backpack! 1.1868 0.02616 257 212 42 3
5058 Lunch? Not Yeti. 1.1867 0.02703 300 254 36 10
5059 He's heading north for the winter. 1.1866 0.02666 284 238 39 7
5060 You’re asking me to put my life in the hands of a man who has not fully evolved. 1.1866 0.02814 268 226 34 8
5061 He gave me his autograph but wouldn't do a selfie with me 1.1865 0.02644 252 208 41 3
5062 He's going back to get me the recipe for mountain oysters 1.1864 0.02690 295 249 37 9
5063 Is that your dad? 1.1864 0.02742 279 235 36 8
5064 Must be one of those "hipsters" the folklore talks about 1.1864 0.02547 279 231 44 4
5065 Personally, I think he doesn't have enough layers to go up there. 1.1863 0.02796 263 221 35 7
5066 Withi this guy for a neighbor, it practically guarantees you wife will never call you a Neanderthal! 1.1862 0.02719 290 245 36 9
5067 I 'm coming from the electrolysis. 1.1862 0.02674 290 244 38 8
5068 Let's follow him 1.1860 0.03035 258 221 26 11
5069 Don't look behind you, but I think I see the Yeti. 1.1860 0.02703 285 240 37 8
5070 You're calling me self involved?... Really, Gavin? 1.1860 0.02793 285 242 33 10
5071 I told him it's over. Let's go back to our little home, dear. 1.1859 0.02902 269 229 30 10
5072 This is a perfect spot for selfies! 1.1858 0.02638 296 249 39 8
5073 He was saying that Everest was right here 1.1858 0.02724 296 251 35 10
5074 But I told your family that we were going to Miami. 1.1858 0.02412 296 244 49 3
5075 We can keep going - I told him we forgot our cell phone chargers too. 1.1858 0.02887 296 255 27 14
5076 I told you to bring your good camera! You never listen to me. Remember when we went to my aunts house and I told you not to turn the light off in the staircase and when..... came to...... and you thought ... even though I told you to you it woul.... 1.1858 0.02918 253 214 31 8
5077 He just said if I want to see him naked I should Google his site. 1.1857 0.02825 280 238 32 10
5078 Coffee is okay, yet tea is my favorite 1.1857 0.02914 280 240 28 12
5079 He got mad when I told him he needed a shave. 1.1857 0.02738 307 262 33 12
5080 Who cares - as long as he can take an instaworthy picture for us 1.1856 0.02681 264 220 39 5
5081 Hikers with smaller peckers must wait here. 1.1856 0.02880 291 250 28 13
5082 So he said, “Just follow me,” but I’m a little nervous he’ll disappear and we’ll never see him again. 1.1855 0.02715 275 231 37 7
5083 Who knew that gaining perspective would actually increase my solipsism? 1.1855 0.02512 275 227 45 3
5084 Yeti Schmeti. This vacation is abominable. 1.1855 0.02564 275 228 43 4
5085 He is searching for global warming. 1.1853 0.02828 286 244 31 11
5086 Honey did you consider that he might get hungry and eat us after we smoke that blunt? 1.1853 0.02740 286 242 35 9
5087 The hairspray was a deal breaker. 1.1852 0.02695 270 226 38 6
5088 GPS is down, can't find trail, OMG what do we do? 1.1852 0.02673 297 251 37 9
5089 He claims he gets a 20 second head start. 1.1852 0.02587 297 249 41 7
5090 Well, I guess he didn't see me. 1.1852 0.02591 270 224 42 4
5091 What do you mean I have big feet?! 1.1851 0.02570 308 259 41 8
5092 Hiking in Colorado has really changed since Trump made it his summer getaway White House. 1.1851 0.02724 281 237 36 8
5093 Goodbye, John.......I'm going with him. 1.1850 0.02684 254 211 39 4
5094 Sorry to say, but your mother is really hairy. 1.1849 0.02787 292 249 32 11
5095 We forgot to bring our ugly sweaters. 1.1849 0.02828 265 224 33 8
5096 Sure its a hike for laser hair removal, but Mom swears by it! 1.1848 0.02657 276 231 39 6
5097 OK, sure but, can it tie a butterfly knot?" 1.1848 0.02802 276 234 33 9
5098 Load the gun. 1.1848 0.02802 276 234 33 9
5099 No squatch here man. 1.1848 0.02802 276 234 33 9
5100 Oh, you think anyone who's not into cryptozoology is an academic butt-kisser. 1.1848 0.02607 276 230 41 5
5101 Oh he just needed to borrow a trowel. 1.1847 0.02731 287 243 35 9
5102 He's as real as your self-confidence. 1.1847 0.02640 287 241 39 7
5103 I saw Jill head up a little earlier. 1.1846 0.02913 260 221 30 9
5104 It's a living! 1.1846 0.02963 260 222 28 10
5105 YET-I should have known, "Love 'em and leave 'em. 1.1845 0.02736 271 228 36 7
5106 I think it's time to tell him he's lost control of that holiday beard. 1.1845 0.02760 309 265 31 13
5107 This is not what I meant by off-piste. 1.1844 0.02761 282 239 34 9
5108 I think he's mad at us 1.1844 0.02620 282 236 40 6
5109 Haven't you heard of "pix or it didn't happen"? 1.1843 0.02788 255 214 35 6
5110 Okay, so he's already reached the peak in his career--but if you want to lead instead, you've got big shoes to fill! 1.1843 0.02896 255 216 31 8
5111 He said it's a few miles to the top. He also said to holler if we needed help getting back down. 1.1843 0.02693 293 248 36 9
5112 Big Foot or Extra Large ? 1.1842 0.02609 266 221 41 4
5113 He feels strongly that he should get royalties for the damn cup. 1.1841 0.02792 277 235 33 9
5114 I do NOT have big feet! 1.1841 0.02648 277 232 39 6
5115 Try not to panic but I think there's a body buried over there" 1.1841 0.02792 277 235 33 9
5116 You are the most abominable man I've ever seen! 1.1841 0.02962 239 202 30 7
5117 He's angry because the weather today is sunny and not abominable. 1.1840 0.02766 288 245 33 10
5118 Did you see that? So abominable, he just invaded my space. Aren't you going to say something! 1.1840 0.02877 250 211 32 7
5119 I guess time really does feel different on vacation. 1.1839 0.02851 261 221 32 8
5120 Where’s a can of red paint when you need one? 1.1838 0.02965 272 234 26 12
5121 I feel capable of summiting, YET I have a foreboding sense of some fantastic beast beating us to the top. 1.1838 0.02872 272 232 30 10
5122 ‘More like the Abdominable Snowman’? Really? You know he’s self-conscious about his weight. 1.1838 0.02727 272 229 36 7
5123 Let’s give it five minutes then pretend we’re two different people. 1.1837 0.02797 283 241 32 10
5124 I told you, we shouldn't have shaved this morning. 1.1837 0.02659 283 238 38 7
5125 What size did you say you were? 1.1837 0.02752 283 240 34 9
5126 Where is my camera? 1.1837 0.02659 283 238 38 7
5127 I told you we needed a thicker coat! 1.1837 0.02597 294 247 40 7
5128 What in The Wide, Wide World of Julie Andrews brings you here today? 1.1835 0.02858 267 227 31 9
5129 I meant bring the 'cooler' Frank. 1.1835 0.02907 267 228 29 10
5130 I think it's time to descend: I just saw a guy in a funny white bearskin costume, and it's way past Halloween. 1.1835 0.02758 267 225 35 7
5131 We both are nuts. You follow the Yeti. Yet, I follow you! 1.1835 0.02907 267 228 29 10
5132 He says he's not some plaything and that if we're serious about fooling around, we have to sign a contract and enter his polycule. 1.1835 0.03002 267 230 25 12
5133 Well, he wasn't very abominal at all. 1.1835 0.02829 278 237 31 10
5134 I've been telling you: It's an Obama Nation. 1.1835 0.02688 278 234 37 7
5135 See? The camera does add 10 pounds." Zgjim Terziqi, Kosovo 1.1834 0.02669 289 244 37 8
5136 I think I know why they call him Sasquatch!! 1.1833 0.02922 251 213 30 8
5137 Perhaps I should have called him just 'Denominable' instead. 1.1833 0.02922 251 213 30 8
5138 It is after 5pm, he will be abominable again tomorrow. 1.1832 0.02892 262 223 30 9
5139 They don't make snowshoes in his size. 1.1832 0.02942 262 224 28 10
5140 When you’ve seen one yeti, you’ve seen ‘em all. 1.1832 0.02767 273 231 34 8
5141 HIS FEET ARE REALLY NOT THAT BIG 1.1832 0.02767 273 231 34 8
5142 He wants us to follow him. 1.1831 0.02604 284 238 40 6
5143 He's hurt, says he's acrually quite bominable. 1.1831 0.02604 284 238 40 6
5144 Davos parties are known for being funky. 1.1831 0.02743 284 241 34 9
5145 I just remembered, we forgot our cooler. 1.1831 0.02788 284 242 32 10
5146 Its impossible getting a close shave up here. 1.1831 0.02544 295 247 42 6
5147 I just became a highly paid scout for the N.F.L. 1.1828 0.02660 290 245 37 8
5148 I'm sorry Dave, I'm going with him. I'm not attracted to you anymore and I find him irresistible. 1.1828 0.02749 290 247 33 10
5149 That was an abominable thing to say, dear! 1.1825 0.02780 263 222 34 7
5150 What? You said you wanted a Yeti for Christmas. 1.1825 0.02806 274 233 32 9
5151 I’m going with him. I’ve always wanted a fur. 1.1825 0.02608 274 229 40 5
5152 If he can make it to the top, I think we can too." 1.1825 0.02709 274 231 36 7
5153 My husband has a right to exercise like everyone else! 1.1825 0.02867 285 245 28 12
5154 Are you my ride down? 1.1825 0.02779 285 243 32 10
5155 I thought fur was a faux pas again but it’s suiting him quite well 1.1825 0.02547 285 238 42 5
5156 Because it was there. How about you? 1.1824 0.02523 307 258 42 7
5157 No, we're not going to push him off and see if he bounces. 1.1822 0.02789 269 228 33 8
5158 I think his four star Yelp rating is over generous, frankly. 1.1822 0.02688 269 226 37 6
5159 He's naked. He's not even wearing sunglasses! 1.1821 0.02765 280 238 33 9
5160 Do you think he might know where the closest loo is? 1.1821 0.02561 291 244 41 6
5161 Do you not understand the word ‘abominable’ ? 1.1818 0.02770 264 223 34 7
5162 His fingers are really big. 1.1818 0.02702 297 253 34 10
5163 He's going to check on table availability at the Trump Hof 2000 meters further up 1.1818 0.02922 264 226 28 10
5164 After his recovery from cocaine addiction, Leo really hates being called Abominable Snowman. 1.1818 0.02650 275 231 38 6
5165 If we follow him, do you think he'll take us home with him? Won't everyone be jealous? 1.1818 0.02660 297 252 36 9
5166 I explicitly said not to tell him about Twitter! 1.1818 0.02821 264 224 32 8
5167 It's just a cooler, Frank. I want the real thing. 1.1815 0.02582 303 256 39 8
5168 Like I TOLD you... Just 'cause it rhymes, he still wouldn't appreciate spaghetti! 1.1815 0.02709 281 238 35 8
5169 He thinks he saw the Singing Nun. 1.1815 0.02756 281 239 33 9
5170 What an abominable time to get snow blindness. 1.1815 0.02829 270 230 31 9
5171 I don't know where he's going, but the last guy who followed him was never seen again! 1.1815 0.02729 270 228 35 7
5172 It really is never too late to put in your 10,000 hours to evolve. 1.1815 0.02802 259 219 33 7
5173 After fifty years of climbing,Bob just doesn't like working as part of a team. 1.1812 0.02735 298 255 32 11
5174 You went with 'abominable?' 1.1812 0.02608 298 252 38 8
5175 Celebrity or not!!!!! We are not following “Mr. Bigfoot” to the ends of the earth. 1.1812 0.02475 298 249 44 5
5176 I knew we got the wrong style snowsuit for this mountain. 1.1812 0.02739 276 234 34 8
5177 My trekking partner was abominable! 1.1812 0.02787 276 235 32 9
5178 I can see it's not occupied. I'm gonna give it a couple minutes. 1.1811 0.02862 265 226 30 9
5179 No, I do not think this is proof of the Stoned Ape theory. 1.1811 0.02780 254 214 34 6
5180 Behold- the furry butt strut. 1.1810 0.02597 315 268 37 10
5181 Trump's in the orange coat. 1.1809 0.02765 293 251 31 11
5182 Your behavior is abominable. Take a hike! 1.1809 0.02545 293 246 41 6
5183 He doesn't need a walking stick. 1.1809 0.02700 282 239 35 8
5184 I think things are better where he's going. 1.1809 0.02556 282 236 41 5
5185 It's not you, it's Meh-Teh. 1.1808 0.02819 271 231 31 9
5186 His day rate is triple union scale, and he doesn't do his own stunts. 1.1808 0.02770 271 230 33 8
5187 Have you spotted him yet? 1.1808 0.02669 271 228 37 6
5188 Why is he running away from us?" "I told him earth is flat" 1.1808 0.02867 271 232 29 10
5189 He’s not going our way. 1.1807 0.02696 249 208 37 4
5190 Nice enough guy, but I think he "OD"ed on the supplemental testosterone. 1.1807 0.02526 321 272 40 9
5191 It's the only place where he can get shoes in his size. 1.1805 0.02777 277 236 32 9
5192 Yeti schneit, when I am getting a ring? 1.1805 0.02682 277 234 36 7
5193 She's tried yoga and meditation too. 1.1805 0.02777 277 236 32 9
5194 Twenty-five steaks and he makes me pay the bill--That’s the last date I have with that abomination! 1.1805 0.02632 277 233 38 6
5195 Yes, I’m going with him, believe it or not we’ve been seeing each other “on and off” for many years now. 1.1804 0.02770 255 215 34 6
5196 He’s going to take us to his leader. 1.1802 0.02597 283 238 39 6
5197 I told you so--Airbnb's can be abominable. 1.1801 0.02674 261 219 37 5
5198 Let's ask HIM who did the best acting in that "Twilight Zone" episode; Shatner or Lithgow 1.1801 0.02451 311 261 44 6
5199 They say he slept next to a woman for thirty years but never had sex with her. It drove him to politics. 1.1800 0.02592 300 254 38 8
5200 My turn. We already have Ascent of Man. 1.1799 0.02699 289 246 34 9
5201 I really know how to say no! 1.1799 0.02721 278 236 34 8
5202 He said the furry convention is already full 1.1799 0.02673 278 235 36 7
5203 It’s your job, whether or not you get paid for hauling his shit. 1.1798 0.02741 267 226 34 7
5204 These mythic legend lenses are great at fending off glare. 1.1797 0.02815 256 217 32 7
5205 Seriously, you need to do something about that B.O. problem. 1.1797 0.03025 256 221 24 11
5206 He climbs a lot faster than you do! 1.1796 0.02683 284 241 35 8
5207 Uncle Charlie is showing us up again! 1.1795 0.02800 273 233 31 9
5208 No, just a local with a somewhat less-than-ideal penchant for cleanliness. 1.1795 0.02651 273 230 37 6
5209 Last one up the mountain is a Sasquatch! 1.1794 0.02669 301 257 34 10
5210 The hirsute branch of the family is hoping you might grow a beard for the wedding. 1.1794 0.02773 262 222 33 7
5211 Look, no one's perfect but could you please stop calling him "abominable" and talking about the size of his feet? 1.1794 0.02876 262 224 29 9
5212 Are you sure there is no Starbucks?? 1.1793 0.02691 290 247 34 9
5213 He prefers a well beaten path. 1.1793 0.02646 290 246 36 8
5214 My hero~ He took my walking stick. Go get it for me! 1.1793 0.02554 290 244 40 6
5215 So THAT’S what Yeti pubes look like! 1.1792 0.02759 279 238 32 9
5216 He said that he heard: The bear went over the mountain. 1.1792 0.02509 307 259 41 7
5217 He's upset because we didn't wear the matching Yeti costumes as promised. 1.1792 0.02713 307 264 31 12
5218 He wanted bigger residuals. 1.1791 0.02611 296 251 37 8
5219 He wants to know if we can make the shoe as an extra large. 1.1791 0.02697 296 253 33 10
5220 This was your idea in the first place, I am going back down 1.1788 0.02838 274 235 29 10
5221 Nice guy. He offered to do the kick-stepping for us. 1.1788 0.02693 274 232 35 7
5222 Does this outfit make me look fat? 1.1788 0.02693 274 232 35 7
5223 He wants to know if we're interested in buying shares of Yeti Spaghetti 1.1788 0.02884 274 236 27 11
5224 You shouldn't have made that crack about the abominable snowman. 1.1788 0.02643 274 231 37 6
5225 'No, I said I couldn't stand _your_ back hair.' 1.1787 0.02656 263 221 37 5
5226 He told me The Secret of Life! 1.1787 0.02853 291 252 26 13
5227 Why wouldn't I go? I understand he's got a lovely espresso machine. 1.1787 0.02638 291 247 36 8
5228 Forget the summit! Reaching base camp was hairy enough! 1.1787 0.02546 291 245 40 6
5229 He is from Ancestry - he is my relative not yours! 1.1787 0.02592 291 246 38 7
5230 Remember no selfies! 1.1787 0.02592 291 246 38 7
5231 Squabblers miss the Sasquatch. 1.1785 0.02514 297 250 41 6
5232 And you thought I smelled abominable! 1.1784 0.02773 269 229 32 8
5233 Great! You just had to say "they do smell bad on the outside" . Now we'll get no help from him! 1.1784 0.02723 269 228 34 7
5234 Just how DOES he do that without shoes? 1.1783 0.02430 314 264 44 6
5235 Hiker 1: He said his name is Darwin. Hiker 2: I didn't know you spoke Yeti! 1.1783 0.02756 286 245 31 10
5236 He claims to be an 18-EEEEEE. 1.1783 0.02665 286 243 35 8
5237 Wow! I can't believe it! All I need to do is look at my glasses to read texts! 1.1782 0.02875 275 237 27 11
5238 He has a lot to offer 1.1781 0.02538 292 246 40 6
5239 A missing link makes an abominable punch line. 1.1781 0.02491 292 245 42 5
5240 I just don't believe in Bigfoot. 1.1781 0.02717 292 250 32 10
5241 Don’t wait up, he invited me to a cosplay wedding. 1.1781 0.02538 292 246 40 6
5242 There's no such thing as Big Foot! 1.1779 0.02551 298 252 39 7
5243 Well of course you want to go tell everyone, but his natural habitat resides in only the minds of seemingly crazy conspiracy theorists. Be considerate and protect endangered species. 1.1778 0.02556 270 226 40 4
5244 Don't even try getting a word out of that guy-- his manners are abdominal. 1.1777 0.02611 287 243 37 7
5245 He says he just loved our sunglasses. I told him where he can get 50% off. 1.1777 0.02702 287 245 33 9
5246 I knew it! He thinks same-sex marriage is abominable. 1.1777 0.02702 287 245 33 9
5247 He changed his mind. No pickles. 1.1775 0.02865 276 238 27 11
5248 It ate my friend. 1.1775 0.02665 293 250 34 9
5249 It's called a Trumpsie. 1.1775 0.02576 293 248 38 7
5250 What did you have to tell him to check his straight white hirsute privilege for? 1.1774 0.02445 310 261 43 6
5251 "Yes, he may be warmer, but I bet you he doesn't have a GPS." 1.1774 0.02487 310 262 41 7
5252 Hopefully you stopped at the latrine in basecamp. 1.1773 0.02732 282 241 32 9
5253 Dude. Cool pullover. 1.1773 0.02629 299 255 35 9
5254 Which jacket brand do you think that guy 1.1773 0.02672 299 256 33 10
5255 He' invited us for dinner. 1.1772 0.02822 237 200 32 5
5256 I can tell you this: he certainly knows his "ups and downs" in more ways than one. 1.1772 0.02873 254 217 29 8
5257 Frank just doesn’t understand my puns. “Yeti” will in the future. 1.1771 0.02602 288 244 37 7
5258 I think he's pretty hot! 1.1770 0.02387 322 271 45 6
5259 It's not because he's a Yeti; that's prejudiced. I don't trust him as our guide because he doesn't have the proper gear. 1.1769 0.02828 260 222 30 8
5260 He says he's looking for Noah's lost Ark. 1.1769 0.02666 277 235 35 7
5261 He's going to let us leave unharmed, but he's still sore that you swiped his name to use for your cooler and tumbler company 1.1769 0.02855 277 239 27 11
5262 I should have brought that granola bar. 1.1769 0.02714 277 236 33 8
5263 He must have taken one long bio break! 1.1769 0.02666 277 235 35 7
5264 We're safe as long as it thinks we are talking politics 1.1769 0.02476 294 247 42 5
5265 I told you this would be an abominable climb 1.1769 0.02568 294 249 38 7
5266 He said he's not packin heat 1.1767 0.02676 283 241 34 8
5267 Invasion of the hipsters. 1.1767 0.02581 283 239 38 6
5268 Yes, Ted. I will marry him because I love him. 1.1767 0.02858 283 245 26 12
5269 Yet just another Yetti. 1.1767 0.02723 283 242 32 9
5270 At the top of the most remote mountain on the continent I have the dumb luck to hike right into the path of Rick Walters! Wow! 1.1767 0.02532 283 238 40 5
5271 Told ya we'd see Bigfoot. 1.1767 0.02768 283 243 30 10
5272 I’m not packing that out. 1.1767 0.02578 300 255 37 8
5273 It’s his way or the highway! 1.1765 0.02729 289 248 31 10
5274 Thank God. I couldn't take the smell. 1.1765 0.02500 289 243 41 5
5275 Hipsters ruin everything. 1.1765 0.02685 289 247 33 9
5276 He said his name was Zarathustra! 1.1765 0.02500 289 243 41 5
5277 He has to go yeti. 1.1762 0.02870 261 224 28 9
5278 See, it’s not abominable. 1.1761 0.02483 301 254 41 6
5279 Andwhen I told him what I thought he said, "Me too." 1.1761 0.02891 284 247 24 13
5280 You mean to tell me you just wanted a damn cup for Christmas! 1.1760 0.02619 267 225 37 5
5281 We have to stop meeting like this. 1.1760 0.02826 267 229 29 9
5282 Some people are so unprepared. 1.1760 0.02776 267 228 31 8
5283 You have to admire his ability to avoid those awkward small-talk walk-bys at the office. 1.1759 0.02443 290 243 43 4
5284 He said he was a casualty of the Blue Wave. 1.1758 0.02583 273 230 38 5
5285 He was looking for his yeti. 1.1758 0.02531 273 229 40 4
5286 Sure we had our differences, I grew up on the upper east side, he is a product of nature, but somehow we made it work and were a couple, but then he gave me the cold shoulder when I called him 'abominable!' 1.1758 0.02635 273 231 36 6
5287 Another small step for mankind. 1.1756 0.02808 262 224 30 8
5288 And Yet-I told he exists and you doubted as usual. 1.1754 0.02564 285 241 38 6
5289 Kim didn't draw foot prints in the snow, whats up with that? 1.1754 0.02612 285 242 36 7
5290 True, yet I wasn't scared and Yeti wasn't scared. 1.1754 0.02715 268 228 33 7
5291 Is it him?" (submitted by my daughter - Mehr Fine 1.1754 0.02816 268 230 29 9
5292 So where do we get that kind of gear? 1.1753 0.02692 308 266 30 12
5293 I thought you said it was all uphill from here! 1.1753 0.02531 291 246 39 6
5294 YETA nother example of an unprepared hiker! 1.1751 0.02841 257 220 29 8
5295 He's off to slay Donald Trump 1.1750 0.02735 280 240 31 9
5296 Well, of course, as soon as I saw that he wasn't wearing Gucci loafers, I lost all interest in him. 1.1750 0.02688 280 239 33 8
5297 Sorry I changed my mind, I’m not really into a threesome with Bigfoot 1.1750 0.02639 280 238 35 7
5298 Please tell me you didn't just accuse the Yeti of slackpacking. 1.1748 0.02508 286 241 40 5
5299 I asked him where he bought his coat and he spit out "Female". 1.1747 0.02654 269 228 35 6
5300 Really? All I see is a man who takes too many bathroom breaks. 1.1747 0.02757 269 230 31 8
5301 He said he didn't care to be associated with fashion as primitive as transition lenses. 1.1747 0.02807 269 231 29 9
5302 Are you sure you know this guy? I've had bad luck following yetis. 1.1747 0.02706 269 229 33 7
5303 We have some big shoes to fill! 1.1747 0.02654 269 228 35 6
5304 His slope may be steep, but at least it's not slippery 1.1747 0.02548 269 226 39 4
5305 You can toggle the headset between Instagram and Nature Hike for a more immersive experience. 1.1747 0.02601 269 227 37 5
5306 He says the Shangri-La spa has this amazing depilatory wax treatment 1.1747 0.02523 292 247 39 6
5307 Dad forgot the keys again. 1.1745 0.02666 298 256 32 10
5308 I don't think we should follow him. 1.1745 0.02708 298 257 30 11
5309 I'm sorry, but now that I've seen what true hairiness is I can't call you Harry anymore. Goodbye Bob. 1.1744 0.02679 281 240 33 8
5310 Don’t worry, he only eats people when they run out of coffee. 1.1744 0.02631 281 239 35 7
5311 As you can see to my right are the Appalachian mountains and behind me is absolutely nothing. 1.1744 0.02582 281 238 37 6
5312 You say abominable, I say atomical. What's the difference? They're both big. 1.1742 0.02574 264 222 38 4
5313 Don't even think about it! 1.1742 0.02642 287 245 34 8
5314 I always thought you were gay. This explains everything! 1.1742 0.02777 287 248 28 11
5315 Apparently the Emporer is wearing no clothes--and doesn't know it. 1.1741 0.02855 247 211 29 7
5316 You want to climb that? I’m not Yeti yet. 1.1741 0.02697 270 230 33 7
5317 Brad, it's over between us. Sasquatch is the right man for me! 1.1741 0.02697 270 230 33 7
5318 Yeti go, he said 1.1741 0.02561 293 249 37 7
5319 The food and drink are worth the hike, but it's just not my kind of crowd! 1.1739 0.02558 276 233 38 5
5320 That guy looks like my dad. 1.1738 0.02409 305 257 43 5
5321 The Yeti is not ready. 1.1738 0.02622 282 240 35 7
5322 What type of reality is at the top? 1.1738 0.02763 282 243 29 10
5323 You had to bring your distant relative along! 1.1737 0.02821 259 222 29 8
5324 He lives here! 1.1737 0.02657 259 219 35 5
5325 You heard Dad: either come home clean or don't come home at all. Start walking 1.1737 0.02938 236 202 27 7
5326 He’s indubitably abdominal. 1.1736 0.02540 288 244 38 6
5327 She said I'm a 'figment', Newton!! 1.1736 0.02679 288 247 32 9
5328 And I wouldn't put it past him. 1.1736 0.02679 288 247 32 9
5329 I told you fast and light was the better way. 1.1736 0.02706 242 204 34 4
5330 Mike’s going to get there hours before we do with all this arguing! 1.1735 0.02598 294 251 35 8
5331 I told you we should have worn our onesies. 1.1733 0.02564 300 256 36 8
5332 He was not the New Year's Eve date of my dreams . 1.1733 0.02497 277 233 40 4
5333 I’m not walking with him! He is abominable. 1.1733 0.02699 277 237 32 8
5334 He said he's not doing oracle today. 1.1733 0.02600 277 235 36 6
5335 He says he wants us to pay for the furshlugginer wall! 1.1733 0.02549 277 234 38 5
5336 He mumbled something about losing his razor. 1.1733 0.02444 277 232 42 3
5337 He didn't respond, so do we know any names besides Yeti? 1.1731 0.02703 260 221 33 6
5338 He's in a hurry to see what he can see. 1.1730 0.02579 289 246 36 7
5339 I’m going to wait for Jill 1.1730 0.02670 289 248 32 9
5340 Is he doing the Irish Goodbye??? 1.1730 0.02715 289 249 30 10
5341 You went though his personalized cooler? Stole his beef jerky? Now you say, "I don't even believe in him?" 1.1729 0.02611 266 225 36 5
5342 Mike, your vanishing aloofness is a downer. His is so hot. 1.1728 0.02678 272 232 33 7
5343 That naked hairy giant doesn't need oxygen so neither do we! 1.1728 0.02556 301 257 36 8
5344 No point in climbing up there, there's no Yeti's in sight. 1.1727 0.02641 278 237 34 7
5345 Now I'm dating big hairy cuddly guys. 1.1727 0.02738 278 239 30 9
5346 But I don't have goals! 1.1725 0.02508 284 240 39 5
5347 he is an abominable skier 1.1725 0.02699 284 244 31 9
5348 He takes bigger steps. 1.1725 0.02508 284 240 39 5
5349 Cleaning the outhouse is an abominable job, but somebody’s gotta do it. 1.1724 0.02853 261 225 27 9
5350 It's the end of the road for us... I'm yeti-soning you. 1.1724 0.02571 290 247 36 7
5351 Yeti don't think it's a figment of my imagination. 1.1723 0.02492 296 251 39 6
5352 I wish humans were considered paleo friendly. 1.1723 0.02492 296 251 39 6
5353 I simply asked if he was here to deliver lunch and he simply answered, “Not yet.” 1.1723 0.02759 267 229 30 8
5354 This dude's a truly gnarly climber. 1.1723 0.02602 267 226 36 5
5355 He’s warm blooded unlike us humans 1.1723 0.02759 267 229 30 8
5356 He’s probably headed for town! where else would he be going? 1.1723 0.02908 267 232 24 11
5357 Don't you know; he is highly evolved. 1.1722 0.02566 273 231 37 5
5358 Also, Dude, "Chinaman" is not the preferred nomenclature. 1.1722 0.02719 273 234 31 8
5359 So you found a copy of Sibelius' 8th Symphony? I don't believe it. 1.1722 0.02719 273 234 31 8
5360 He feels it's always better to be underdressed. 1.1722 0.02618 273 232 35 6
5361 Baby it's cold outside but I think this guy is a bit over dressed. 1.1720 0.02532 279 236 38 5
5362 Yes, my husband Harry does wear a size 18 shoe. 1.1719 0.02597 285 243 35 7
5363 Lapped you. 1.1719 0.02780 285 247 27 11
5364 Why are we stopping? I've got a pain in my abominable area! 1.1719 0.02597 285 243 35 7
5365 I can't find my white cane anywhere 1.1718 0.02741 291 252 28 11
5366 He drank a lot of chai this morning. 1.1718 0.02826 291 254 24 13
5367 Foot! 1.1718 0.02894 262 227 25 10
5368 He's called Bigfoot for a reason! 1.1717 0.02661 297 256 31 10
5369 He says this bagel line is the shortest. 1.1716 0.02750 268 230 30 8
5370 He has to go check the Sasquatch casserole. 1.1716 0.02646 268 228 34 6
5371 What do you mean you forgot the condom?! 1.1715 0.02946 274 240 21 13
5372 He’s great. You only need 1 Sherpa for the entire brigade plus he even has a Michelin star! 1.1714 0.02915 245 211 26 8
5373 Boy they'll let anyone in the Southern Border. 1.1714 0.02857 280 244 24 12
5374 He doesn’t even have a backpack ! 1.1713 0.02588 286 244 35 7
5375 Well, he was no help. I’m not sure why everyone thought we’d find Zach’s watch up here. 1.1713 0.02496 327 281 36 10
5376 Todd, you'll have to wait here, and no he's not being abominable, he's just not into three-ways. 1.1712 0.02508 292 248 38 6
5377 The transaction costs are a pain, but the nice thing about cryptidcurrency is that it's very hard to trace. 1.1712 0.02770 257 220 30 7
5378 No not Sasquatch, just a large, poorly dressed US Forest Service Ranger. 1.1711 0.02675 263 224 33 6
5379 Baby, it’s cold outside. 1.1711 0.02620 263 223 35 5
5380 I'm cold - let's follow him to his warm cave. 1.1711 0.02675 263 224 33 6
5381 Our New Years resolution was going off the grid!...No turning back now.” “I’m just not sure I’m Yeti.” 1.1710 0.02637 269 229 34 6
5382 Your imagination is getting farther than your logic. 1.1709 0.02497 275 232 39 4
5383 If you must know, it was the shaved swimmer legs. They creep me out. 1.1709 0.02497 275 232 39 4
5384 By asking directions to the top of the mountain, the Yeti is polite if not smart. 1.1709 0.02430 316 269 40 7
5385 No, I don’t think I am next on the evolution climb. 1.1707 0.02673 287 247 31 9
5386 It really is never too late to put in your 10,000 hours. 1.1706 0.02546 293 250 36 7
5387 I don't want to get down just yeti, I'm having snow much fun! 1.1706 0.02601 299 257 33 9
5388 He said we could up but warned that the weather is abominable. 1.1705 0.02919 258 224 24 10
5389 He's sad. He definitely needs a Bigfit girl. 1.1705 0.02439 305 259 40 6
5390 I told you he didn't like egg salad! 1.1704 0.02731 270 232 30 8
5391 For the earliest climate change deniers , it’s all about location. 1.1703 0.02835 276 240 25 11
5392 What an anti-social big-foot! 1.1702 0.02606 282 241 34 7
5393 At this altitude don't you realize you just see mirages! 1.1702 0.02508 282 239 38 5
5394 He's looking for a 7-11. 1.1701 0.02664 288 248 31 9
5395 Well, I'd say he was positively UNabominable. 1.1701 0.02524 288 245 37 6
5396 If we scare him, the whole thing is liable to snowball down hill. 1.1701 0.02492 294 250 38 6
5397 It’s a hairy climb, but I know I can do it! 1.1701 0.02492 294 250 38 6
5398 If you can't stop lollygagging,I am going with the Yeti. 1.1700 0.02550 300 257 35 8
5399 See, there is giant slalom on this track. 1.1699 0.02487 312 267 37 8
5400 He says he'll be back for lunch 1.1698 0.02546 265 224 37 4
5401 He says he can't find anything big enough to fit him. 1.1697 0.02566 271 230 36 5
5402 Bigfoot? No Winston, you have big feet, not me! And the adage isn't true in your case!" 1.1697 0.02871 277 242 23 12
5403 Never knew The Donald was so hairy! 1.1697 0.02731 277 239 29 9
5404 I don't think my cane is puny. 1.1696 0.02598 283 242 34 7
5405 I guess we're just not his type... 1.1696 0.02516 289 246 37 6
5406 It's always set on blurr!...I'm waiting for him to stand behind something!" 1.1696 0.02563 289 247 35 7
5407 He said he knows a good barber near the summit. 1.1695 0.02663 295 255 30 10
5408 Yetis are never found at this high of elevation, clear evidence of climate change." "Climate change is a hoax! 1.1692 0.02794 260 224 28 8
5409 Have you ever bikini waxed? 1.1691 0.02858 272 237 24 11
5410 No obstacle is too great, Yet I will climb this mountain. 1.1691 0.02610 272 232 34 6
5411 Come with us! He says we can party with Rudolph and Yukon Cornelius! 1.1691 0.02674 278 239 31 8
5412 I wonder if he uses sunscreen? 1.1690 0.02491 284 241 38 5
5413 He is actually really placid. But I would warn you that deodorant doesn’t seem to have caught on in the Sasquatch community so maybe keep an air gap. 1.1690 0.02441 284 240 40 4
5414 I'm in love with him John! 1.1690 0.02441 284 240 40 4
5415 It's all down hill from here. 1.1690 0.02730 284 246 28 10
5416 Show off! 1.1690 0.02692 290 251 29 10
5417 It's too late to go backwards now. I told you it was better that way 1.1690 0.02555 290 248 35 7
5418 But I was asking about the cooler. 1.1690 0.02647 290 250 31 9
5419 He gave me a message to give to his cousin, Big Foot. 1.1689 0.02477 296 252 38 6
5420 This new fashion trends for novice climbers is really abominable. 1.1689 0.02522 296 253 36 7
5421 I think he will beat us to the top 1.1687 0.02756 249 213 30 6
5422 So what if his foot is bigger than yours, let's keep climbing. 1.1686 0.02676 261 223 32 6
5423 I heard he's the only GPS who knows a shortcut to the peak! 1.1685 0.02529 267 226 37 4
5424 So, how about catching a movie later? 1.1685 0.02703 273 235 30 8
5425 I wish we could get a signal up here, because I'm pretty sure a Yeti is GM's version of the Tesla. 1.1685 0.02703 273 235 30 8
5426 Easy for him to say! 1.1685 0.02752 273 236 28 9
5427 No, he's not interested in joining our MLM. 1.1685 0.02703 273 235 30 8
5428 I can't believe I'm stuck up here with you.. Could anything be worse? 1.1684 0.02452 291 247 39 5
5429 See, Honey, it's just like I showed you in the video, they have to be real. 1.1684 0.02638 291 251 31 9
5430 Where is he? We're both blind. 1.1683 0.02612 303 262 31 10
5431 You’re the one who wanted us to apply for Temptation Mountain. 1.1683 0.02381 315 268 41 6
5432 Now, about the beef jerky. I'm not going to say I told you so, but... 1.1680 0.02648 256 218 33 5
5433 That strange guy just sexually harassed me and he's not wearing clothes. 1.1679 0.02607 280 240 33 7
5434 He didn't seem interested in my recommended haberdasher. 1.1678 0.02620 286 246 32 8
5435 He seems a bit backward to me. 1.1673 0.02555 251 212 36 3
5436 No, not Big Foot. Just a fashion victim I'm afraid. 1.1673 0.02580 257 218 35 4
5437 I think we need some time apart. We're just too focused on each other. 1.1673 0.02545 263 223 36 4
5438 No, it's not there. 1.1673 0.02620 269 230 33 6
5439 I think “summitting” could be a “downer.” 1.1673 0.02620 269 230 33 6
5440 His momma said he has to go home for dinnner. 1.1673 0.02584 275 235 34 6
5441 He said, Give it up, man!" 1.1673 0.02734 275 238 28 9
5442 His manners are abominable! 1.1673 0.02635 275 236 32 7
5443 Demi Moore only got a million, we’ll get to name a Company! 1.1673 0.02635 275 236 32 7
5444 He says I'm no Daughter of the Mountain to him unless I come back and leave my old room clean enough for guests. 1.1673 0.02695 281 243 29 9
5445 He said, "Valley go home." 1.1672 0.02388 293 248 41 4
5446 Was that Brad from the office? He is amazing. 1.1672 0.02577 293 252 33 8
5447 Can you hear me now? 1.1672 0.02499 299 256 36 7
5448 For the last time, this is not the yellow brick road! 1.1672 0.02630 299 259 30 10
5449 I invited him to brunch, but he's booked up to Spring, who knew? 1.1672 0.02379 305 259 41 5
5450 He's fast, yet I feel we could beat him. 1.1667 0.02657 294 255 29 10
5451 He says to follow him to Starbucks. He needs his morning java. 1.1667 0.02417 276 233 40 3
5452 We're stuck - he's am mountain top NIMBY 1.1667 0.02541 282 241 35 6
5453 He’s going to get Yeti 1.1667 0.02536 264 224 36 4
5454 He didn't say "hello." 1.1667 0.02491 282 240 37 5
5455 Maybe we should start to head back down. I think I 1.1667 0.02460 306 262 37 7
5456 Wow, he gained a lot of holiday weight. 1.1667 0.02686 282 244 29 9
5457 What abominable conceit! 1.1667 0.02359 288 243 42 3
5458 I'm beyond New Resolutions and Bucket Lists - I'm going to start a new species! 1.1667 0.02541 282 241 35 6
5459 You insulted him when called him Mr. Abominable. 1.1667 0.02663 270 232 31 7
5460 I say safety in numbers. 1.1661 0.02560 295 254 33 8
5461 Did you see that? 1.1661 0.02422 295 251 39 5
5462 I think I just saw an abdominal snowman. 1.1661 0.02677 283 245 29 9
5463 Follow her to the electrolysis. 1.1661 0.02723 283 246 27 10
5464 All right, well how about on Snapchat? 1.1661 0.02705 271 234 29 8
5465 He said his real is actually real 1.1660 0.02697 247 211 31 5
5466 When it comes to the dating game, Yeti's just not ready. 1.1655 0.02461 296 253 37 6
5467 She (loudly): You are just abominable! He (deadpan): Context is everything. 1.1655 0.02621 284 245 31 8
5468 He's going back to fetch Elaine, again. We've only descended sixty feet. 1.1655 0.02573 284 244 33 7
5469 He is cute and cuddly. 1.1654 0.02462 266 225 38 3
5470 He is always showing off like that/ 1.1654 0.02776 260 225 27 8
5471 What do you mean you forgot the quinoa? 1.1649 0.02712 291 254 26 11
5472 He's among us. 1.1649 0.02623 291 252 30 9
5473 I told you not to dis Bruce! 1.1649 0.02516 285 244 35 6
5474 That was good 1.1649 0.02565 285 245 33 7
5475 I'm sorry. It's me... I need less grooming. 1.1649 0.02416 285 242 39 4
5476 He said we should wear stocking caps 1.1649 0.02467 285 243 37 5
5477 Have you seen the new Netflix doc on yetis? It's amazing. 1.1648 0.02776 267 232 26 9
5478 Please tell me you got that on Boomerang. 1.1648 0.02510 267 227 36 4
5479 The way ahead is truly abominable, but we will get there Yet! 1.1648 0.02544 261 222 35 4
5480 It's okay to keep going up. He's not that abominable. 1.1648 0.02425 261 220 39 2
5481 He thinks he owns the mountain....him and his brown hairy privilege. 1.1648 0.02712 261 225 29 7
5482 All he did was grunt! 1.1644 0.02399 298 254 39 5
5483 Would this be the guide on pikes peak they were referring to? 1.1643 0.02541 280 240 34 6
5484 Babe, I think Bigfoot wants to be our mountain guide. 1.1642 0.02359 274 231 41 2
5485 Do you think we'll be the first to the top? 1.1642 0.02575 274 235 33 6
5486 He's part of the original mountain gear craze. 1.1642 0.02611 268 230 32 6
5487 I think we've climbed lightyears back in time. 1.1642 0.02716 268 232 28 8
5488 Oh don't mind him.. I am following the ancient trail 1.1641 0.02756 262 227 27 8
5489 One small step for man. One giant leap for Bigfoot. 1.1641 0.02535 262 223 35 4
5490 I told him he was going the wrong way to get to the forest, but he wouldn't listen. 1.1640 0.02337 311 265 41 5
5491 Goddammit I told you the Yeti was now vegetarian!!,I told you not to make turkey and ham sandwiches. 1.1638 0.02562 293 253 32 8
5492 He doesn't have any matches, he says he gave up smoking when he became a White Walker. 1.1638 0.02515 293 252 34 7
5493 He said if we go any farther He'll eat us. 1.1638 0.02515 293 252 34 7
5494 You think he might lend us some of his fur for the night? 1.1638 0.02451 287 245 37 5
5495 Yeti and I are getting married. 1.1638 0.02688 287 250 27 10
5496 Hold your nose. I smell something abominable. 1.1637 0.02582 281 242 32 7
5497 I said, "We will race you to the top. Are you afraid you'll lose?" 1.1636 0.02618 275 237 31 7
5498 I'll admit the yeti is pulling it off, but I'm still not sold on your plan to grow a beard. 1.1636 0.02461 275 234 37 4
5499 I only have eyes for you 1.1636 0.02361 324 278 39 7
5500 Let's ask where he shops 1.1636 0.02602 269 231 32 6
5501 He said it is an eco-friendly camouflage outfit. 1.1634 0.02677 257 221 30 6
5502 Apparently with global warming, nanookie is harder to come by" 1.1634 0.02489 306 264 34 8
5503 This is an excellent location for a Big and Tall store Frank Buckley Andover, MA 1.1633 0.02337 300 255 41 4
5504 Do you think he’s wearing the new Moncler? 1.1633 0.02650 300 262 27 11
5505 It is abominable not adominal snowman 1.1633 0.02521 300 259 33 8
5506 They should call it MatchNOT.com! 1.1633 0.02608 300 261 29 10
5507 That's the worst athletes foot I've ever seen. 1.1632 0.02492 288 247 35 6
5508 He said that Nepal's about a click to the northeast. 1.1632 0.02587 288 249 31 8
5509 You’re not gonna believe this, but he’s actually quite friendly. 1.1632 0.02393 288 245 39 4
5510 He said he's off to make a snowman. I bet it's going to be abominable. 1.1631 0.02524 282 242 34 6
5511 Yes Yetti,No Yetti ..Big man, Ha... 1.1630 0.02659 276 239 29 8
5512 Oh, well. I guess he's used to the tourist crowd by now. 1.1630 0.02506 276 236 35 5
5513 I told Mr. Sisyphus we’d roll his boulder up the mountain a while.” 1.1630 0.02371 270 228 40 2
5514 Yes, just follow that guy up and then turn right in about 200 yards. 1.1629 0.02517 264 225 35 4
5515 No gay bar up there but there is a kitchen shop. 1.1629 0.02789 264 230 25 9
5516 Does Carl suspect anything ? 1.1627 0.02357 295 251 40 4
5517 I'd like to add you to my LinkedIn network 1.1626 0.02747 246 212 28 6
5518 He was just an extra in Smallfoot. 1.1625 0.02614 283 245 30 8
5519 Just wait 'til you're at the top! 1.1625 0.02650 277 240 29 8
5520 I'm glad we got to the guru first! 1.1625 0.02600 277 239 31 7
5521 Why are you always so mean to him? You know he does not like to wear clothes. 1.1624 0.02316 314 268 41 5
5522 Oh dear! Don't tell me you're about to propose! 1.1624 0.02688 271 235 28 8
5523 This is a hoax. Science proved the Yeti didn't exist decades ago. We shall move along. 1.1623 0.02474 308 266 34 8
5524 #me too is not for Bigfoot, Abominable Snowmen, or primitive animals that might offend you with their curiosity. 1.1623 0.02508 265 226 35 4
5525 Go back. He's my man now. 1.1623 0.02620 265 228 31 6
5526 Come on, be a man. 1.1622 0.02542 259 221 34 4
5527 It was a dream honeymoon,until he took me to the top of the Empire State Buildin 1.1622 0.02542 259 221 34 4
5528 Don't follow him - All he can offer is High Tea 1.1621 0.02638 253 217 31 5
5529 He's climbed all the peaks ... and then some. 1.1620 0.02653 284 247 28 9
5530 Sorry, 16mm only, we were shot down yeti'gain" 1.1619 0.02641 278 241 29 8
5531 Talk about an Irish goodbye... 1.1618 0.02627 272 235 30 7
5532 He asked about the men's room... 1.1618 0.02627 272 235 30 7
5533 He thinks photographing those frozen climbers was abominable! 1.1616 0.02529 297 257 32 8
5534 He said we shouldn't bother him. Does my handsome husband have nerve enough to do otherwise? 1.1616 0.02663 229 195 31 3
5535 That was beyond cool. 1.1615 0.02474 260 221 36 3
5536 Please don’t tell me that you asked the Yeti for directions? Don’t you remember how we got here? It seemed pretty simple on the way up. 1.1615 0.02562 291 252 31 8
5537 If we follow him we may never be seen again. 1.1614 0.02549 285 246 32 7
5538 He want's to be the top banana. 1.1612 0.02401 304 261 37 6
5539 He wanted to know how to call the NFL, NBA, or MLB. 1.1612 0.02566 273 235 32 6
5540 He is also headed to the Close Encounter. 1.1610 0.02708 267 232 27 8
5541 It’s just that I overpacked” 1.1610 0.02412 292 250 37 5
5542 He'll be fine. He just needs to reboot his modem. 1.1610 0.02554 292 253 31 8
5543 Bad hair day? 1.1609 0.02694 261 226 28 7
5544 Yeti! That’s just a big guy wearing than new European fleece. 1.1609 0.02638 261 225 30 6
5545 PETA should protest. 1.1607 0.02420 280 239 37 4
5546 Somehow he knew it was time to move on when the bell rang. Hi, I'm Cheryl! 1.1606 0.02776 249 216 26 7
5547 Shaggybones says forgetting the lift tickets was abysmal— foregetting to even bring the skies was abominable, and we could damn well walk down. 1.1605 0.02696 243 209 29 5
5548 Carol: He moved all the way here from the United States after Trump built a wall on his property for no reason! Ben: Ruthless... 1.1604 0.02500 293 253 33 7
5549 He said we should follow him. 1.1604 0.02592 293 255 29 9
5550 I'm telling you, his farts smell like Chad! 1.1603 0.02515 262 224 34 4
5551 Hey, there goes your wife 1.1603 0.02627 287 250 28 9
5552 Whatever you do don't call him a Skunk Ape. 1.1603 0.02484 287 247 34 6
5553 Cute..."Let's have snacks with Fluffy." Really? Where does the dandruff end and the snow start? AND, they don't even make hairnets that big! 1.1602 0.02724 256 222 27 7
5554 One mention of anal bleaching is quirky, the second I think you have designs. 1.1601 0.02663 281 245 27 9
5555 For Yeti's sake, Look up!. 1.1601 0.02566 281 243 31 7
5556 See, I told you we were reverting back to earlier times! 1.1601 0.02516 281 242 33 6
5557 More like altitude thicc-ness 1.1601 0.02516 281 242 33 6
5558 I could swear that guy was a fish down by the water. 1.1600 0.02701 275 240 26 9
5559 john i swear to god if you play "sweet child o mine" one more time i will go ape shit. this is exactly why i'm divorcing you and starting a new sexual relationship with bigfoot, who is currently fleeing the godawful caterwauliing of the band "Kansas" 1.1600 0.02549 275 237 32 6
5560 I don’t know what he said — I don’t speak Big Footese. 1.1600 0.02636 300 263 26 11
5561 You weren't at all concerned when the tour company asked that you pay the guide in Jack Links? 1.1599 0.02689 269 234 27 8
5562 You just don't have it Luke. 1.1598 0.02686 244 210 29 5
5563 I think he has no idea where to go 1.1598 0.02490 244 207 35 2
5564 Shall we ask to borrow his crampons? 1.1597 0.02524 288 249 32 7
5565 Well,maybe you could too if you weren't such a body-hair grooming little bitch. 1.1597 0.02709 288 253 24 11
5566 Summit Ice: Never Deny the Existence of Yetis. Or the Holocaust. 1.1597 0.02675 263 228 28 7
5567 All I can see is white for miles. We'll never find it. 1.1597 0.02781 263 230 24 9
5568 I now know what you meant when you said this climb was an abominable idea. 1.1596 0.02424 307 265 35 7
5569 It’s part of his new diet. Low energy hunting, freeze dried. 1.1596 0.02457 282 242 35 5
5570 There is a yeti behind me and he's walking away from me 1.1596 0.02557 282 244 31 7
5571 He's really a pretty good guy. 1.1593 0.02484 295 255 33 7
5572 If you think he's misunderstood, John, you too can take a hike. 1.1593 0.02466 270 231 35 4
5573 Let's follow him. He must be going to that popular waffle hut near the summit. 1.1592 0.02563 289 251 30 8
5574 I saw his hog; it's ginormous. I'll die if I don't taste it. So, um... peace. 1.1592 0.02744 289 255 22 12
5575 Well that's rude Shawn, I'm a perfectly normal size 7. 1.1592 0.02418 289 248 36 5
5576 The big snowball fell off his back. 1.1591 0.02555 264 227 32 5
5577 I told you we didn’t need these heavy backpacks! 1.1591 0.02439 264 225 36 3
5578 He's like Bigfoot for the Instagram generation 1.1590 0.02549 283 245 31 7
5579 Says he left his icepick up top and is going back to retrieve it. 1.1590 0.02499 283 244 33 6
5580 He can’t stay and talk. He’s writing a book, so he must goeth. 1.1589 0.02307 302 258 40 4
5581 Nudity at the beach has evolved in the mountains confirming Darwin's Theory! 1.1588 0.02532 277 239 32 6
5582 I'm coming back to you, Fenwick. The afterglow with him was hypothermic. 1.1588 0.02429 296 255 35 6
5583 Now, look what you've done. I told you not to bring up the Yeti tumblers. 1.1588 0.02476 296 256 33 7
5584 I've got a blister 1.1587 0.02802 252 220 24 8
5585 He said he is going in search of full body shadows. 1.1587 0.02619 271 235 29 7
5586 You can only come here if you’re truly not on social media. Very few people believe we exist. 1.1587 0.02401 271 231 37 3
5587 That’s some serious abominable snow, man. 1.1587 0.02457 271 232 35 4
5588 What mountain? 1.1587 0.02566 271 234 31 6
5589 He forgot his slippers! 1.1586 0.02460 290 250 34 6
5590 Believe in yourself. 1.1586 0.02365 309 266 37 6
5591 What do you mean you can't see him? Are you snow blind?" Sheila Ryan, Houston, T 1.1585 0.02431 265 226 36 3
5592 I told him one role in the snow isn't a relationship.' His 'foot' size may be astounding but it's not enough. 1.1585 0.02656 265 230 28 7
5593 What? I told him it’s still 45. 1.1583 0.02638 259 224 29 6
5594 Dorris, I am not in the mood to argue right now. 1.1581 0.02452 291 251 34 6
5595 One small step for man one giant step for mankind 1.1579 0.02532 285 247 31 7
5596 The lofty spirit resides in all. 1.1579 0.02537 266 229 32 5
5597 I don't care if you don't believe in me, I believe in myself! 1.1579 0.02902 266 236 18 12
5598 Too abominably warm down here for him. 1.1577 0.02463 279 240 34 5
5599 You’re an outdoor adventurer. How do we exploit this on Gofundme? 1.1577 0.02695 241 208 28 5
5600 Didn't he read the dress rules posted at the entrance? If I'd known they were so lax here , I would have worn my new Manolo Blahniks. 1.1573 0.02425 286 246 35 5
5601 People really don’t pick up hitchhikers anymore. 1.1573 0.02572 286 249 29 8
5602 Do you think he might tell us the way.? 1.1573 0.02425 286 246 35 5
5603 He said it was a few hundred feet! 1.1573 0.02355 267 227 38 2
5604 It's the Abominable trail but his preferred Surname is Yeti 1.1573 0.02528 267 230 32 5
5605 It's just one more weird thing going down too. 1.1573 0.02528 267 230 32 5
5606 Not a chance. You still wanna ford that stream? 1.1570 0.02388 293 252 36 5
5607 He's old and friendly, but handle him with care 1.1569 0.02643 274 239 27 8
5608 But you're gonna need skis. 1.1569 0.02657 255 221 28 6
5609 My dad wants you to follow him to enlightenment. 1.1567 0.02574 268 232 30 6
5610 He asked me to follow his Big foot steps 1.1565 0.02495 262 225 33 4
5611 Why shouldn't I believe him? He's not from around here 1.1565 0.02665 262 228 27 7
5612 He want,s to know why there is no cell phone signal. 1.1564 0.02478 275 237 33 5
5613 He's my boy friend, now. 1.1562 0.02358 288 247 37 4
5614 Summiting from here is abominable. 1.1562 0.02306 288 246 39 3
5615 Why won't you believe me? What we saw in that lake was the Loch Ness! 1.1562 0.02705 256 223 26 7
5616 Mutha fucker said Patagonia was for weenies!!!! 1.1561 0.02697 301 267 21 13
5617 You told me not to forget my Yeti. 1.1561 0.02723 269 236 24 9
5618 Sportcore really saved me from Grunge 1.1561 0.02619 269 234 28 7
5619 Just because he’s not wearing cool stuff like us, doesn’t mean we can hang out together. Honestly! 1.1560 0.02686 250 217 27 6
5620 I think something happened to our friend. 1.1560 0.02626 250 216 29 5
5621 New Exterior Secretary has just been frozen out!” 1.1559 0.02656 263 229 27 7
5622 He said he needs to take a potty break. 1.1558 0.02416 276 237 35 4
5623 I turned him down for a date, yet he persisted in asking for one. Get it? 1.1558 0.02574 276 240 29 7
5624 We have a better chance of finding a yeti than Muller has finding anything incriminating on Trump. 1.1558 0.02625 276 241 27 8
5625 We really should've all worn the warm overalls, Jacob. 1.1556 0.02459 257 220 34 3
5626 You seem nice...Yeti just broke things off and will need some time before jumping into a new relationship. 1.1556 0.02638 257 223 28 6
5627 He didn't have to buy overpriced hiking boots. 1.1556 0.02713 270 237 24 9
5628 Forget those television adds you see about the aggressive Bigfoot creatures in the lowlands. These highland Yetis are downright sensitive. This one mumbled something to the effect that it needed to get away and clear its head after our exchange. 1.1556 0.02610 270 235 28 7
5629 He says the Potato Curry Cafe is straight ahead. 1.1555 0.02482 283 245 32 6
5630 I'm sorry, Glen, but Riggleman was right about the erotica. 1.1553 0.02592 264 229 29 6
5631 I just broke up with him. He is too much of a momma’s boy for me. 1.1552 0.02666 277 243 25 9
5632 Ask him over there for directions 1.1552 0.02566 277 241 29 7
5633 He said the latest weather report didn't mention any avalanche threat. 1.1552 0.02607 232 199 30 3
5634 I offered him some clothes but he ignored me. 1.1552 0.02491 290 252 31 7
5635 He said ,HAPPY NEW YEAR! and tell president TRUMP if he dont get funds for his wall i will shit you one.... 1.1550 0.02848 258 228 20 10
5636 I told you you don't need a ski pole! 1.1547 0.02469 265 228 33 4
5637 Don't believe the tabloids, I'm sure that Sasquatch's don't eat people. 1.1547 0.02637 265 231 27 7
5638 I’m sorry. This is where we have to part ways. I’ve decided to follow my heart with Bigfoot. Thank you. next. 1.1547 0.02506 278 241 31 6
5639 Yeah, saw him on the airtrain. Self-styled Master of Disguise. 1.1547 0.02557 278 242 29 7
5640 He says they're having a party. 1.1547 0.02289 278 237 39 2
5641 I've tried online dating and prefer our chances on the mountaintop. 1.1546 0.02415 304 264 33 7
5642 No! As I told you, I AM NOT INTERESTED IN THAT BIG STUPID YETI !!! 1.1544 0.02619 259 225 28 6
5643 sheesh... foot traffic up here is even bigger than the city. 1.1544 0.02539 272 236 30 6
5644 I told you our packs were too heavy 1.1544 0.02515 285 248 30 7
5645 He said keep trekking and we'll make it to the top! 1.1542 0.02656 253 220 27 6
5646 I told him that provocative clothes were better than no clothes at all. 1.1541 0.02518 266 230 31 5
5647 Uh, You're not going to believe this, but, , , , , 1.1541 0.02681 266 233 25 8
5648 Sorry, but I really want to do something a bit more hairy. 1.1541 0.02522 292 255 29 8
5649 I'm not a big fan for the latest winter fashion trends. 1.1538 0.02356 286 246 36 4
5650 The plan was that I would summit first! 1.1538 0.02609 260 226 28 6
5651 I want to live the hairy life 1.1538 0.02483 299 261 30 8
5652 Did you see that Yeti? 1.1538 0.02476 273 236 32 5
5653 You Yetti get moving............. 1.1536 0.02445 306 267 31 8
5654 Your so abominable. 1.1536 0.02489 280 243 31 6
5655 He wanted to know where the nearest Top Cuts was? 1.1533 0.02641 287 253 24 10
5656 I cannot believe my species evolved into something like that. Oy veh! 1.1533 0.02641 287 253 24 10
5657 I came here for exotic viewing- not exotic mooning!" Adam Moakher, Oakland C 1.1533 0.02499 287 250 30 7
5658 Of course I didn't see him. I believe in UFO's. 1.1533 0.02574 274 239 28 7
5659 Think he knows any Fornite dances? 1.1533 0.02600 261 227 28 6
5660 Why can't you be so thoughtful? 1.1533 0.02765 261 230 22 9
5661 When you said you’d take me to the heights, I didnt’ think this is what you meant!!! 1.1530 0.02429 281 243 33 5
5662 Nice going with the "Bumble" references, Yukon. 1.1530 0.02581 281 246 27 8
5663 Where did you say you saw the bigfoot? 1.1530 0.02555 268 233 29 6
5664 I counted eight passes of the basketball. How about you? 1.1530 0.02715 268 236 23 9
5665 So I have to tell you again--you are so rude! 1.1528 0.02392 288 249 34 5
5666 ..."Cleavage/Crevice.....no comparison...." 1.1528 0.02442 288 250 32 6
5667 I'm sorry Sean, but he captured my heart and sent my spirit soaring to the mountain top. 1.1527 0.02513 275 239 30 6
5668 I'll have you know this Yeti will lead me to true enlightenment. You are such a doubter, Harold! 1.1527 0.02513 275 239 30 6
5669 Greg, I'm only a size 8! 1.1527 0.02475 262 226 32 4
5670 He asked if we were interested in a manage. 1.1525 0.02544 295 259 27 9
5671 Legend vs Barista? It's a living. 1.1525 0.02368 282 243 35 4
5672 He must be so cold. 1.1522 0.02505 276 240 30 6
5673 He said ‘brb gotta pop a squat’. 1.1520 0.02536 296 260 27 9
5674 And yet 'e still couldn't tell me why that's what they call 'im. 1.1520 0.02478 250 215 32 3
5675 You still staring at my Zit? You rude jerk! 1.1519 0.02413 283 245 33 5
5676 And with these ‘Ultra-Shade 5000’ lenses, it’s like there’s no snow at all! 1.1519 0.02538 270 235 29 6
5677 Beware – there’s a bunch of rowdy Boy Scouts on top. 1.1517 0.02475 290 253 30 7
5678 About time he loped in-focus. 1.1516 0.02496 277 241 30 6
5679 He said he's exhausted, yet he continues to climb. 1.1516 0.02389 277 239 34 4
5680 Another giant leap for mankind is right there if only the two of you can not be so oblivious. 1.1515 0.02572 264 230 28 6
5681 He said, Please don't call me "Abomnible" 1.1515 0.02572 264 230 28 6
5682 Yeti tink I taw it! 1.1515 0.02628 264 231 26 7
5683 He's going to go eat all the people who died in the plane crash. Yum yum yummy! 1.1514 0.02456 284 247 31 6
5684 Do you think we should just wait for him to come to us? 1.1513 0.02361 271 233 35 3
5685 I told you something about this "Guide" 1.1513 0.02474 271 235 31 5
5686 Fred, do you see that large hairy creature? What, I didn't know your ex-boyfriend was here 1.1512 0.02550 258 224 29 5
5687 I'll be joining Warren's exploratory committee and you're waiting for Biden to declare so I guess it's goodbye 1.1511 0.02320 311 270 35 6
5688 He left his heart in San Francisco... 1.1509 0.02507 265 230 30 5
5689 Didn't I tell you these hiking shoes were a total waste of money? 1.1508 0.02392 305 266 32 7
5690 Turn around and follow our cross fit instructor. 1.1507 0.02520 272 237 29 6
5691 Want me to ask for an autograph or you? 1.1506 0.02481 259 224 31 4
5692 Yes, abominable, Yethe is the dearest of hiking companions. 1.1506 0.02540 259 225 29 5
5693 Yeti, there was another man before you. 1.1505 0.02427 279 242 32 5
5694 He asked if he should expect a coffee shop to follow. 1.1504 0.02558 246 213 29 4
5695 It’ll be a million years before someone makes it up this far 1.1504 0.02685 246 215 25 6
5696 Got change for a $50? 1.1504 0.02663 266 234 24 8
5697 you now what lets just set up camp here 1.1503 0.02440 286 249 31 6
5698 You shouldn't have asked him if he went an Ivy League School! 1.1503 0.02440 286 249 31 6
5699 I said, "Have you heard of #MeToo?", and he turned on his heels. 1.1502 0.02576 253 220 28 5
5700 They'll never believe it without a Video! 1.1502 0.02576 253 220 28 5
5701 One of those Shackleton Guys 1.1502 0.02565 273 239 27 7
5702 The abominable snowman just passed me on his way up this mountain. 1.1500 0.02622 280 247 24 9
5703 Yes, his name is Eddie Moretti. Yes, he likes spaghetti. But he is clearly a SASQUATCH. 1.1500 0.02319 300 260 35 5
5704 We should follow him because he’s allyeti been to the top 1.1500 0.02319 300 260 35 5
5705 Totally...just let me go grab some pants. 1.1498 0.02382 287 249 33 5
5706 I just realized I forgot my YETI at home. 1.1498 0.02432 287 250 31 6
5707 You just gotta believe in yourself. 1.1498 0.02545 267 233 28 6
5708 Yeah, seeing the guru was totally worth it. I'm not going to let life pass me by. 1.1498 0.02545 267 233 28 6
5709 He said it's his favorite short-cut, hills no problem and he absolutely loves the scenery 1.1495 0.02463 281 245 30 6
5710 Holy shit it's the fucking yeti! Quick, take a picture!" "Suck my balls Sharon you dumb bitch 1.1494 0.02624 308 275 20 13
5711 Apparently he's sick of everyone Messin' with Sasquatch. 1.1493 0.02481 268 233 30 5
5712 I'm going to get my back blown out by a Yeti that's where I'm going! 1.1493 0.02697 268 237 22 9
5713 For Him. 1.1492 0.02339 295 256 34 5
5714 Being a Harvey Weinstein paparazzi is getting more difficult. 1.1491 0.02495 275 240 29 6
5715 He asked if we'd seen Jill . . . yeti. 1.1490 0.02557 255 222 28 5
5716 I forget my camera. I think I'll have to head down. 1.1489 0.02394 262 226 33 3
5717 Are we supposed to be blind, or is it just bright? 1.1489 0.02513 262 228 29 5
5718 Maybe if we follow in his big foot prints we can keep-up. 1.1489 0.02571 262 229 27 6
5719 I think he's on the wrong mountain. 1.1488 0.02514 289 254 27 8
5720 He's pissed. He still hasn't received his comped Rambler Tumbler. 1.1487 0.02635 269 237 24 8
5721 maybe the Donald will get us there 1.1487 0.02687 269 238 22 9
5722 Don't be scared, he's the New Yorker's newest Caption Contest judge, on a break. 1.1486 0.02640 276 244 23 9
5723 It's my big brother headed to Harvard. 1.1486 0.02690 276 245 21 10
5724 I'm catching me some Sasquatch dick. Don't wait up. 1.1484 0.02777 256 227 20 9
5725 He said don't go on Wolverton Mountain. 1.1484 0.02486 256 222 30 4
5726 So I heard that there was a really hairy man pretending he is big foot, around here . 1.1484 0.02395 283 246 32 5
5727 We probably should have thrown red paint on his fur. 1.1484 0.02342 283 245 34 4
5728 I already don't want to carry my own crap - now I have to carry his too? 1.1483 0.02324 263 226 35 2
5729 The only difference between any two entities in the various worlds is a matter of orthogonal rotation. 1.1483 0.02359 290 252 33 5
5730 And you just missed the abominable snowman. 1.1480 0.02478 277 242 29 6
5731 He said what I am wearing is way out of style--what an abominable comment! 1.1479 0.02117 311 267 42 2
5732 He says it is easier to summit by way of the southern route. 1.1479 0.02538 284 250 26 8
5733 His family has been climbing this mountain for centuries. You' d think they's be bored by now. 1.1479 0.02387 284 247 32 5
5734 Yeti-r you go again, on with the yeti jokes. 1.1478 0.02300 291 252 35 4
5735 Yeah, you have just spotted a real trail legend; thru-hikes this peak barely leaving a footprint 1.1477 0.02549 298 264 24 10
5736 He said his name is Abominable. 1.1475 0.02416 278 242 31 5
5737 I hear a Yeti's inner temperature always stays the same 1.1474 0.02430 285 249 30 6
5738 He said “I am i in Yeti” 1.1473 0.02468 258 224 30 4
5739 It's bald. 1.1472 0.02358 299 261 32 6
5740 His positive attitude will help him seek great heights. 1.1471 0.02446 272 237 30 5
5741 He said that he's going on ahead to ward off all the troubles and worries of our endangered generation. 1.1470 0.02298 279 241 35 3
5742 The view is breathtaking, but cell coverage stinks. 1.1469 0.02610 245 214 26 5
5743 Look, I know we just met him, but I do think it's best if I go up with him alone because of his fear of numbers." 1.1469 0.02319 286 248 34 4
5744 He told me “No, my cousin is not Yeti” 1.1469 0.02473 286 251 28 7
5745 I said “Do Not follow the Yeti”!! 1.1467 0.02692 259 229 22 8
5746 I think Santa needs to shave” 1.1467 0.02302 300 261 34 5
5747 Oh ya, the ranger did say they were bringing in path clearing equipment. 1.1467 0.02397 300 263 30 7
5748 I didn't want a photo he isn't verified on twitter. 1.1466 0.02300 266 229 35 2
5749 It's abominable to be so naked! 1.1464 0.02400 280 244 31 5
5750 Whatever you do, don't make any sudden bowel movements. 1.1463 0.02464 287 252 28 7
5751 Speaking of which, my new boss is an abominable. 1.1463 0.02415 287 251 30 6
5752 I checked. There weren't any listings for "excellent" snowmen. 1.1463 0.02426 294 258 29 7
5753 I can't even with you guys right now... 1.1462 0.02682 260 230 22 8
5754 Wow. I can't believe that the legendary monster known as the Yeti or Abominable Snowman is standing right behind me. This just goes to show that anything can happen when you climb mountains. 1.1461 0.02635 267 236 23 8
5755 Go away. Leave me alone. I want to explore this mountain in my own. 1.1461 0.02581 267 235 25 7
5756 He said, "Stick with me, and I'll make you the smartest kid on this mountain!" 1.1459 0.02445 281 246 29 6
5757 Honey, I told you we shouldn't have left without a compass; how just how far have we walked?" 1.1457 0.02525 247 215 28 4
5758 Is it me... or did steve forget to shave again? 1.1457 0.02336 302 264 32 6
5759 Yes that really was him! I thought for a while that we were an item but he said he just couldn't stand my tiny feet. 1.1456 0.02442 261 227 30 4
5760 There is something so beautiful about nature...in all of its forms. 1.1456 0.02442 261 227 30 4
5761 I was young and innocent,but now I have found my dream,Captain Von T. 1.1455 0.02461 268 234 29 5
5762 Hurry, or she will leave us! 1.1454 0.02488 282 248 27 7
5763 Had me fooled,thought for sure he'd want our peanut butter. 1.1454 0.02384 282 246 31 5
5764 Are you still sold on all our gear 1.1451 0.02474 255 222 29 4
5765 He aid there is nothing up there but angst. 1.1451 0.02595 255 224 25 6
5766 I told you not to bring your brother along—his personality is too big. 1.1450 0.02493 262 229 28 5
5767 He said his is 'Yada-Yada-Yada.' But, I could be wrong. 1.1450 0.02336 269 233 33 3
5768 My estate is not ready for probate. 1.1449 0.02467 276 242 28 6
5769 What in the world did he eat? Breathing at these elevations is never THIS hard. 1.1449 0.02572 276 244 24 8
5770 Maybe these ones will finally notice me... 1.1449 0.02529 283 250 25 8
5771 Nice going. We’re stranded halfway up without a guide all because you just couldn’t stop singing “Zendaya is Meechee.” 1.1445 0.02484 263 230 28 5
5772 Remember,I told you to buy that suit last week?" 1.1444 0.02554 270 238 25 7
5773 He's looking for his mislaid longjohns. 1.1444 0.02405 277 242 30 5
5774 You’ll never guess where they got the name! 1.1444 0.02261 284 246 35 3
5775 You offended him with your ape jealousy 1.1444 0.02471 284 250 27 7
5776 Starbucks is down the mountain, not up. 1.1440 0.02623 250 220 24 6
5777 Hello, I'm following a big giant. I want to see what he's up to. 1.1439 0.02294 264 228 34 2
5778 I told you my feet were too small for this climb. 1.1439 0.02545 271 239 25 7
5779 You know that's not the direction to the up-town R train. 1.1439 0.02342 278 242 32 4
5780 Some of our old travel companions got a little too invested. 1.1439 0.02503 278 245 26 7
5781 No matter how high that Yeti climbs, his inside temperature is always the same. 1.1438 0.02425 292 257 28 7
5782 He said he's slouching. Where's Bethlehem? 1.1434 0.02661 244 215 23 6
5783 He didn't like the Smallfoot movie so he won't take us to his village. 1.1434 0.02356 251 217 32 2
5784 Yet he doesn't ever rest! 1.1434 0.02447 258 225 29 4
5785 He/She may be abominable but, is great if you need a hand or something warm to hold onto. 1.1434 0.02312 272 236 33 3
5786 He groped me ! 1.1434 0.02427 272 238 29 5
5787 Wow, those sure look like big footsteps to follow in." "I know -- and he's not even wearing socks!" 1.1434 0.02334 279 243 32 4
5788 You smelling that? He’s leaving a downwind gas trail of garlic pepper beef jerkey! 1.1429 0.02625 266 236 22 8
5789 I guess they didn’t wear hats back then. 1.1429 0.02361 294 258 30 6
5790 Yeti pubes, dude. Now we know 1.1429 0.02544 287 255 23 9
5791 He says someone put steroids on his only razor 1.1429 0.02527 273 241 25 7
5792 The Yeti is despondent as the LBGQ said it can not be a member. 1.1429 0.02587 280 249 22 9
5793 Nobody told him November ended two months ago. 1.1429 0.02728 259 231 19 9
5794 Woman, everything is an uphill battle with you. Just put one foot before the other. 1.1429 0.02345 287 251 31 5
5795 He said, "Send a paparazzi dog and I'll talk." 1.1429 0.02362 273 238 31 4
5796 Geez, I feel so under dressed! 1.1429 0.02434 280 246 28 6
5797 I don't care what kind of trail etiquette your ex has. 1.1429 0.02479 252 220 28 4
5798 I hope he uses toilet paper 1.1429 0.02361 294 258 30 6
5799 Didnt you forget something...like our skis. Elizabeth Shaw, San Francisco. CA. 1.1429 0.02409 294 259 28 7
5800 I tried but I can’t keep up with him. 1.1429 0.02231 322 282 34 6
5801 He's says he gets clothes right now, or he walks for good. 1.1424 0.02240 309 270 34 5
5802 It's Sasquash's summit home 1.1423 0.02206 281 243 36 2
5803 This is a great spot for our new headquarters 1.1423 0.02478 281 248 26 7
5804 Because, Brett, those are incredibly offensive names. And the Journey song is tired. 1.1423 0.02354 274 239 31 4
5805 The weather up there is abominable! 1.1423 0.02331 267 232 32 3
5806 Just don't offer him oatmeal. 1.1423 0.02449 267 234 28 5
5807 Did you have to tell him that we'd meet him up there later? I have no more big foot cookies. 1.1423 0.02238 260 224 35 1
5808 These shades are really dark. 1.1423 0.02577 246 216 25 5
5809 The Schoen-Rene Caption on the boxing-gloved pianist was better! 1.1422 0.02810 232 206 19 7
5810 #MeTwoDegrees 1.1419 0.02224 289 251 35 3
5811 His name is Yentl Yeti but he won't take a selfie with me! 1.1419 0.02381 289 254 29 6
5812 Honey look, our cooler can walk! 1.1419 0.02480 289 256 25 8
5813 I dunno. He just fast-talked something like “Hillary, stop following me”, “hell freezes over”, and the “fastest most beautiful path to Kremlin anyone on earth has ever seen”. PG 1.1418 0.02456 275 242 27 6
5814 So... that part about the rest of our days together... we're still good, yeah? 1.1418 0.02346 275 240 31 4
5815 Is this slope for ski-dating or Tindering? 1.1418 0.02660 268 239 20 9
5816 I expected Naples to be warmer. 1.1418 0.02323 268 233 32 3
5817 Really, he’s not so, just abominable P.R. 1.1418 0.02382 268 234 30 4
5818 Well, Jacques-o, what's next for you? Jacques LaFleur: I don't know. There's always Loch Ness. [Both laugh] 1.1413 0.02461 283 250 26 7
5819 "He said he likes to come up her for his privacy" 1.1412 0.02574 255 225 24 6
5820 Odd, he asked me to call him a Yeber. 1.1409 0.02379 298 263 28 7
5821 Just the beauty of Father Nature... 1.1409 0.02415 291 257 27 7
5822 Each time he goes up, he complains about a missing rock. 1.1409 0.02263 291 254 33 4
5823 Let's ask if he knows the way to the abominable snowman. 1.1409 0.02366 291 256 29 6
5824 Yukon Yeti Yogi Yahoo 1.1408 0.02545 277 246 23 8
5825 You gotta come through me to get through him!! 1.1407 0.02423 270 237 28 5
5826 The sooner we get to the top the sooner we turn back into fish! 1.1407 0.02479 270 238 26 6
5827 Can you believe the New Yorker tried to scam me for $120 bucks after the trial p eriod, what a pack of cocksuckers...duck The New Yorker..BITCH 1.1407 0.02688 263 235 19 9
5828 Your hiking skills are an obination ! 1.1406 0.02624 256 227 22 7
5829 I wonder why they call him the Abdominal Snowman? 1.1404 0.02639 285 256 18 11
5830 He said there's a Starbucks about a mile back. He knew a shortcut and they'll never see us coming. 1.1404 0.02445 285 252 26 7
5831 Do you think he got his outfit at Sports Authority? 1.1402 0.02299 271 236 32 3
5832 The mountain would not come to Monster Erotica. 1.1402 0.02454 264 232 27 5
5833 He said he’s just getting back from his holiday vacation on the island of misfit toys. 1.1401 0.02305 257 223 32 2
5834 He says if we don’t leave his land, he’s will kick our asses ! 1.1400 0.02364 300 265 28 7
5835 What a waste. His feet isn’t really all that big. 1.1400 0.02364 300 265 28 7
5836 Not interested, but he said the White House might try Bigfoot. 1.1399 0.02448 293 260 25 8
5837 You get the spray tan, I’ll get the rope. 1.1399 0.02448 293 260 25 8
5838 For avalanche sake! He should be packing a transmitter, snow shovel and probe. He can’t expect 911 out here. 1.1399 0.02583 243 214 24 5
5839 I think your fruitless pursuit is an abomination. 1.1398 0.02314 279 244 31 4
5840 Cool, I wasn’t aware that A.I. had created a new climbing solution. 1.1397 0.02570 272 242 22 8
5841 Really? That's the view? Both Matt Whitaker and Denver Riggleman recommended this hike . . . 1.1396 0.02263 265 230 33 2
5842 The Hair Unapparent 1.1392 0.02454 273 241 26 6
5843 I'm thinking of trading my Canada Goose Down for a Yeti Fur. 1.1392 0.02454 273 241 26 6
5844 He made a pass at me ! 1.1391 0.02437 266 234 27 5
5845 I just met Bigfoot and he thanked me for looking in on his wife. 1.1391 0.02253 302 265 32 5
5846 He lives around here somewhere around here. 1.1386 0.02309 267 233 31 3
5847 Damn that guy needs something...maybe a haircut...I don't know... 1.1385 0.02587 231 203 24 4
5848 I didn't mean to offend. Everyone likes snowball sandwiches! 1.1385 0.02468 260 229 26 5
5849 No point to get civilised - these guys can't even agree on continuing resolution 1.1385 0.02585 260 231 22 7
5850 These new sunglasses block 100% AS rays. 1.1385 0.02407 260 228 28 4
5851 I have a hard time keeping up... my feet aren’t as big. 1.1383 0.02510 253 223 25 5
5852 Bigfoot is wearing the latest in thermal wear. 1.1377 0.02429 276 244 26 6
5853 He thinks he'll win, but he doesn't have the right clothing. 1.1375 0.02296 291 256 30 5
5854 You'll never get up there without the right gear. 1.1374 0.02390 262 230 28 4
5855 He's an agent and he wants to make us rich and famous. 1.1373 0.02190 335 296 32 7
5856 Man says, "You think you're sharp, just because your head comes to a point" 1.1371 0.02534 248 219 24 5
5857 You're so insecure, no one can stand to be around you. 1.1371 0.02469 248 218 26 4
5858 There's nothing funny here, so please step back. 1.1371 0.02249 321 284 30 7
5859 I told you we were close to the hot springs! 1.1370 0.02459 270 239 25 6
5860 Take a picture, it'll last longer creep! - I have a boyfriend. 1.1368 0.02375 285 252 27 6
5861 You look dazed and confused. 1.1368 0.02269 285 250 31 4
5862 I feel like in a movie... don’t you? 1.1367 0.02096 300 261 37 2
5863 Any snow up there? 1.1365 0.02394 271 239 27 5
5864 I knew all those hiking lessons were a crock of shit 1.1365 0.02506 271 241 23 7
5865 I told you his brain isn't big enough to know that passing in the right lane is illegal. 1.1364 0.02306 308 273 28 7
5866 He just said,’Please get out of my way and go on back down.’ 1.1362 0.02534 257 228 23 6
5867 He said the nudist colony is an EEO. 1.1361 0.02116 294 256 36 2
5868 If you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em. 1.1360 0.02450 250 220 26 4
5869 Do you have the Age? 1.1359 0.02307 287 253 29 5
5870 This is abominable. What took you so long? 1.1357 0.02396 280 248 26 6
5871 Let’s catch up. I’ve always to stand on the shoulders of a giant. 1.1357 0.02396 280 248 26 6
5872 He must be really piss off 1.1356 0.02317 295 261 28 6
5873 OK, its true...I’m going with him because your #metoo backpack 1.1355 0.02434 273 242 25 6
5874 I’m thinking if we follow him we may never be seen again!! 1.1354 0.02247 288 253 31 4
5875 All right, have it your way—you heard a yeti lament! 1.1353 0.02356 266 234 28 4
5876 Is that you walking away from me? 1.1352 0.02164 281 245 34 2
5877 That's the hairy guy I've been lookin' for, I'm going after him! 1.1351 0.02393 259 228 27 4
5878 Are you Yeti to continue or not? 1.1350 0.02254 274 240 31 3
5879 No dice. They just showed me their copy of an Injunction Against Harassment. 1.1349 0.02222 304 268 31 5
5880 He said that he's looking for a shoe store that carries extra wide sizes. 1.1348 0.02287 267 234 30 3
5881 You’re acting abominably. 1.1345 0.02305 275 242 29 4
5882 You might say I saved the last dance for you. 1.1343 0.02398 268 237 26 5
5883 He loves a good freeze dried chicken tetrazzini that feeds EIGHT. 1.1343 0.02279 268 235 30 3
5884 You have angered my father, Gornak, son of Tetow. He will never support out union now! 1.1341 0.02595 246 219 21 6
5885 He said Survivor need to talk to his agent. 1.1340 0.02379 291 259 25 7
5886 No, he's the "abdominble" snowman! 1.1340 0.02329 291 258 27 6
5887 H'm I thought I heard something. Oh well, it must be the wind... or a fat gorilla yelling 1.1339 0.02540 254 226 22 6
5888 He’s not sociable,yet,I think I heard him grunt. 1.1338 0.02256 284 250 30 4
5889 I accidentally called him Abdominable Snowman and he's sensitive about his weight. 1.1338 0.02364 284 252 26 6
5890 He's got great snow shoes" 1.1336 0.02454 277 247 23 7
5891 Why'd you have to Bigfoot our decision to peacefully hike to the summit? 1.1336 0.02321 292 259 27 6
5892 Keep looking I'm sure we can pick its' traks up again. 1.1333 0.02129 300 263 34 3
5893 Have you seen any Yeti? No, not yet. 1.1331 0.02146 308 271 33 4
5894 OH MY GOSH! JANET! BEHIND YOU! DO YOU SEE THAT? It's a woman. 1.1331 0.02314 293 260 27 6
5895 I tell you - I'm seeing things" 1.1331 0.02446 278 248 23 7
5896 It's an experiment to determine if he can replace snow groooming equipment. 1.1331 0.02297 263 231 29 3
5897 I think our guide's lunch might have been braised rabbit in garlic sauce. 1.1331 0.02359 263 232 27 4
5898 Give me that stick; I am going to follow him. 1.1326 0.02274 279 246 29 4
5899 I'd heard that antique fur is all the rage on the slopes! 1.1324 0.02341 287 255 26 6
5900 You think you’re smarter than everybody else! You don’t even know which way is up!” [Underscore the word "up" 1.1321 0.02376 280 249 25 6
5901 I would rather marry big foot than you! 1.1320 0.02260 303 269 28 6
5902 He says distant planetoid Ultima Thule is snowman. 1.1319 0.02280 288 255 28 5
5903 I told you it was a great idea to recreate the movie BirdBox with these shades on 1.1319 0.02357 273 242 26 5
5904 He said “Marsha, Marsha, Marsha.” It’s time for you to turn back, John. 1.1319 0.02240 273 240 30 3
5905 He forgot his pajamas. 1.1319 0.02299 273 241 28 4
5906 Oh it is just another ordinary mountain to climb. 1.1318 0.02502 258 230 22 6
5907 The surprise is better when he starts it higher up! 1.1317 0.02368 281 250 25 6
5908 Please stay. I beg you not to cro! 1.1315 0.02220 289 255 30 4
5909 Argue, argue, argue! 1.1313 0.02382 297 266 23 8
5910 It looks like we should ditch the jackets and get fur coats instead. 1.1309 0.02164 275 241 32 2
5911 Cranston Now youttps://www.newyorker.com/cartoons/contest#thisweek 1.1308 0.02232 260 228 30 2
5912 We go now, we catch the draft. 1.1307 0.02243 283 250 29 4
5913 He's in a hurry to get to the sock hop dance... 1st place is a thick wool pair... 1.1307 0.02378 306 275 22 9
5914 I think it’s that Ultralight Fur Yeti-Ready model? 1.1306 0.02435 268 239 23 6
5915 He says we are approaching the Upland border where clothes are not allowed. and everyone fury. 1.1306 0.02317 268 237 27 4
5916 I know he can't help it with the altitude and all, but I'm eve-level with his ass and I'm going to get pink eye before we summit. 1.1304 0.02443 276 247 22 7
5917 He said," Look at this mountain; it's fabulous. The guy who put this together did a wonderful job." 1.1304 0.02464 253 225 23 5
5918 Cuddling, that's where it is! 1.1304 0.02217 276 243 30 3
5919 Do you think he needs crampons 1.1304 0.02217 276 243 30 3
5920 I've heard time travel happens in high altitude. 1.1301 0.02248 269 237 29 3
5921 It's an old world up there! 1.1300 0.02088 277 242 34 1
5922 That guy thinks he’s so much cooler than us because his feet are bigger than oura 1.1298 0.02283 285 253 27 5
5923 Let's keep our eyes wide open for any hint of HIS presence! 1.1298 0.02466 262 234 22 6
5924 Well, if you weren't so stubborn. 1.1296 0.02529 270 243 19 8
5925 you should have given him your call card 1.1296 0.02301 270 239 27 4
5926 Do you think we should go back to that look? 1.1296 0.02561 247 221 20 6
5927 It's the abominable impeached-man on the way to his final summit with Kim Jong-um. 1.1294 0.02381 255 226 25 4
5928 I’m trying to climb -with a primate 1.1292 0.02352 271 241 25 5
5929 What do you mean, “we can’t follow him, he’s not wearing sunglasses”..? 1.1290 0.02065 310 273 34 3
5930 Says he' can't miss showdown with 'biggest, best,' etc." 1.1289 0.02214 287 254 29 4
5931 I wonder where he got those sturdy boots from. 1.1288 0.02280 295 263 26 6
5932 I'm leaving you, Chad. I'm only into Bigfoot cock now. 1.1288 0.02563 264 238 18 8
5933 Where's a camera when you need one? Small foot exists! 1.1286 0.02356 280 250 24 6
5934 fuck shi t fuckfuck shit .. fuck 1.1285 0.02466 288 260 19 9
5935 Hmmph--peakbagger. 1.1285 0.02416 288 259 21 8
5936 The Abominable Snowman is a myth, like having to wear a jacket when you climb a mountain. 1.1285 0.02094 288 253 33 2
5937 I think I saw that Yeti somewhere around here. 1.1284 0.02299 257 227 27 3
5938 I told you we didn't need backpacks. 1.1283 0.02186 304 270 29 5
5939 He promised he'd write every day! 1.1281 0.02348 281 251 24 6
5940 Places! 1.1281 0.02402 281 252 22 7
5941 it's fur coat seson 1.1280 0.02468 250 223 22 5
5942 He didn't know you have to be thirteen to enter and vote. 1.1279 0.02163 297 263 30 4
5943 It’s amazing what evolution can do when you can’t get to the summit for 20yrs 1.1279 0.02290 258 228 27 3
5944 Now is the time to try your new battery razor. 1.1276 0.02022 290 254 35 1
5945 I did not have sex with him! 1.1276 0.02246 290 258 27 5
5946 My jeans got spliced. 1.1275 0.02259 298 266 26 6
5947 Sorry. He's turn down his visit with Bigfoot. 1.1273 0.02241 267 236 28 3
5948 I've just been YETTI-IZED! 1.1271 0.02291 291 260 25 6
5949 I don't care if the haute route is on your bucket list I'm going to the maibeau spa to warm up. 1.1269 0.02104 268 235 32 1
5950 Qianlong Ping 1.1259 0.02200 286 254 28 4
5951 There goes the neighborhood. They let up here these days ... 1.1255 0.02445 271 244 20 7
5952 A Big Foot!! I want to get a selfe!!! 1.1254 0.02288 279 249 25 5
5953 It's Bubba's neanderthal brain that bothers me. 1.1254 0.02173 279 247 29 3
5954 Hey, let's follow his trail to the top! 1.1254 0.02103 295 261 31 3
5955 He's on a mission 1.1254 0.02071 303 268 32 3
5956 No. He was just merely awful. Jeff Tillotson Dallas, Texas jtillotson100@gmail.com 1.1250 0.02072 288 254 32 2
5957 He said even though he has a Bigfoot he jogs like this every morning 1.1250 0.02214 256 226 28 2
5958 I told you we didn't need four different kinds of Swiss army knives! 1.1246 0.02196 297 265 27 5
5959 It's over George. The Hairy Behemoth looks pretty good now! 1.1245 0.02428 273 246 20 7
5960 Of course we'd find a Yeti in a trackless waste. 1.1241 0.02226 290 259 26 5
5961 I think he lost his Knapsack 1.1236 0.02240 275 245 26 4
5962 "Pessimist"! "Optimist" 1.1236 0.02355 275 247 22 6
5963 It's about The Quatch on the mountain 1.1233 0.02366 292 264 20 8
5964 Sometimes, my imagination is lazy and only walks wild. 1.1231 0.02272 268 239 25 4
5965 Really ? You asked him why he wasn 1.1227 0.02282 277 248 24 5
5966 Going up,that guy does not leaven tracks 1.1227 0.02383 269 242 21 6
5967 Shitcock. 1.1224 0.02250 294 264 24 6
5968 I thought we were on a date far from the maddening crowd! 1.1223 0.02217 278 248 26 4
5969 Didn’t we meet in Istanbul? 1.1220 0.02274 254 226 25 3
5970 Look! What`s down there? 1.1218 0.02123 271 240 29 2
5971 That jerk ever hear of trail etiquette...didn 1.1216 0.02398 255 229 21 5
5972 Hillary Clinton made deals with yetis to rig the election! 1.1214 0.02259 280 251 24 5
5973 Was that a yeti or hairy man. Patrick McGuire Waldorf MD 1.1212 0.02123 297 265 28 4
5974 Maybe you should tell him there's nothing up! 1.1210 0.02307 281 253 22 6
5975 Oats not what he said, it’s how he said it 1.1208 0.02395 265 239 20 6
5976 DOH, how would he know about copyright infringement? 1.1208 0.02454 265 240 18 7
5977 Stanislaw Szudkalaki told me you would be here 1.1206 0.02315 257 230 23 4
5978 He’s not down with pegging, which I totally respect, but you know I need to dominate our plus ones like that in a threesome context or I can’t climax. 1.1205 0.02620 249 227 14 8
5979 Watch it! It's the Abdominal Snowman a.k.a. Abominable Snowman or Yeti. 1.1204 0.02284 274 246 23 5
5980 Are you the one who just tweeted that he was abominable? Come with me for your public shaming. You can't escape the twitter-police. 1.1204 0.02342 274 247 21 6
5981 He : You could’ve frozen to death - you left camp without your parka ? She : Why, that strong Yetti carried me in his arms & kept me cuddled warm.... he was more of a gentleman than you are, my dear ! 1.1203 0.02265 266 238 24 4
5982 Just because you're tired is snow reason to act abominably! 1.1197 0.02172 284 254 26 4
5983 What a surprise seeing you here! I keep seeing some of strangest things on this adventure, and I'm becoming convinced that just about everyone passes through this place. 1.1197 0.02229 284 255 24 5
5984 He was “snow bathing.” His clothes are on the summit. Bryan Mattimore Stamford, CT Bmattimore@growth-Engine.com 1.1196 0.02149 276 246 27 3
5985 where's that can of paint you brought 1.1195 0.02074 293 261 29 3
5986 Sunglasses. 1.1194 0.02121 268 238 28 2
5987 I just told him it wasn't there, but.... 1.1191 0.01950 277 244 33 0
5988 I told you not to forget the car keys 1.1189 0.02158 286 256 26 4
5989 We’re not there yet, but the Yetty is! 1.1185 0.02034 287 255 30 2
5990 Yes he's shy around people and hates snow,Yeti visits the mountain regularly. 1.1181 0.02225 271 243 24 4
5991 The altitude is starting to get into my head but it’s not affecting my nose,that thing stunk like Yeti Shit!!! 1.1179 0.02265 263 236 23 4
5992 I gave it to Dad. He needed a toothpick. 1.1176 0.02155 272 243 26 3
5993 As Adam and Eve trekked up the mountain, they couldn't help but notice God's new creature. The Yetti. 1.1174 0.02042 298 266 29 3
5994 He may be abominable, but at least he’s hairy! 1.1174 0.02192 264 236 25 3
5995 He said he'll be right back...forgot his Depends 1.1173 0.02159 307 277 24 6
5996 I realize this is a different time zone , but this is rediculous. 1.1172 0.02130 290 260 26 4
5997 Cat Man Does 1.1172 0.02428 256 232 18 6
5998 With your feet, I'm not sure if that guy behind us really is Big Foot. 1.1170 0.02184 265 237 25 3
5999 With those feet, he can climb faster, farther, and higher - and the natural fur provides good insulation against the cold. 1.1170 0.02249 265 238 23 4
6000 He has left us, quitting the Himalayan guide. He tweeted "A Yeti would not be a sucker any more!" 1.1170 0.02490 265 242 15 8
6001 ''Quick, don't lose him, Nirvana awaits." 1.1166 0.02038 283 252 29 2
6002 I 1.1161 0.02355 267 242 19 6
6003 You didn22id%22:%22edf95465-d248-448e-8f5c-eb4ab9174d61%22%2C%22session_count%22:1%2C%22last_session_ts%22:1546725587614} 1.1155 0.02296 277 251 20 6
6004 I thought I smelt something funny. 1.1155 0.02056 277 247 28 2
6005 Perhaps we should take a real low-tech approach to this crazed climb? 1.1152 0.02088 269 240 27 2
6006 Yes, it really is Sasquatch! 1.1150 0.02129 287 258 25 4
6007 I said: d“Are you Yeti or Yeren?” And he said:“Buzz off, little girl.” 1.1149 0.02122 261 233 26 2
6008 He suggested we invest in pet food. 1.1144 0.02138 271 243 25 3
6009 He forgot to get his other outfit when he changed into his fur suit. 1.1143 0.02215 280 253 22 5
6010 Is it me or is there a hairy elephant in the room 1.1140 0.02131 272 244 25 3
6011 "Tool use was not yet considered to be such a big deal." 1.1135 0.02257 282 256 20 6
6012 God said, "I only came down to share a message with my children: "I don't have big feet as many of you seem to imply". 1.1133 0.02134 256 229 25 2
6013 When I asked for the time, I didn't mean shadow time, dumbass! 1.1132 0.02159 265 238 24 3
6014 He's an abominable snowman who really likes mountain climbing. 1.1130 0.02150 292 264 23 5
6015 Hey, I thought it will be a private hiking trip on a remote mountain. I don't want to be bothered by a furry giant, and who knows, he may unzip his costume when he gets hot, and who knows what's inside the suit? 1.1128 0.02279 266 241 20 5
6016 Yet I can’t slow down. 1.1127 0.02008 284 254 28 2
6017 He has an advertiser’s attitude toward hairy climbs. 1.1124 0.02143 267 240 24 3
6018 I understand you got a hole in one, but you have to give back the ball AND the little pencil. 1.1120 0.02367 250 227 18 5
6019 He's not very fast 1.1120 0.02247 259 234 21 4
6020 Don't look now but that guy's got a mountain hanging out his arse 1.1119 0.02069 268 240 26 2
6021 T-shirts, boxer shorts, … ; everybody thinks he’s sold out. 1.1115 0.02266 278 253 19 6
6022 I'm sorry we have to break up, turns out we are prime soul mates. He's asked me to marry him and have little foots with him." susan knickerbocker, Whidbey Islan 1.1111 0.02080 279 251 25 3
6023 So who were you with, really? And don't tell me it must have been the next yeti over! 1.1111 0.02080 279 251 25 3
6024 Hey, is that our little Junior? Ten years can sure do a lot. 1.1103 0.02086 290 262 24 4
6025 I wonder if people are right that there is a big foot. Only if we could see we might could have been famus. 1.1095 0.02112 283 256 23 4
6026 Are you the Ice-Ghost of Christmas Past or Christmas Present? The Ice-Ghost of Christmas Future has already climbed ahead! 1.1095 0.02052 283 255 25 3
6027 I wish that I was as great at climbing as Fred over there. 1.1090 0.02255 266 242 19 5
6028 I think I'm beginning to come on. 1.1088 0.02213 285 260 19 6
6029 I told that The North Face jackets would not keep us warm. 1.1087 0.02200 276 251 20 5
6030 This is an abominable floor plan. 1.1083 0.02132 277 251 22 4
6031 Free hiking! 1.1081 0.02046 296 268 24 4
6032 Yes, I saw him too, but my camera phone battery was frozen. Why did I ever let you convince to drive my new Tesla today? We're totally screwed! 1.1079 0.02301 278 255 16 7
6033 Now see what Yeti does! 1.1068 0.02103 281 255 22 4
6034 I’m convinced he’s Alpha Yeti. He likes alphabet soup, short rhymes, acronyms, Writing And Reading Poop! 1.1068 0.02042 281 254 24 3
6035 Excuse me, are you Han Solo Yayo Antioch ca 1.1066 0.02145 272 247 21 4
6036 Do you think that I shoukd give him my beautician phone number? He really deserves a good hairs removal !!! 1.1066 0.02014 272 245 25 2
6037 Don’t worry. He’s not going to eat us! Do you think the laxative- filled brownies we scattered along the trail did the trick? 1.1062 0.02199 273 249 19 5
6038 They shave everything from under the nose to the top of the toes, then cover with manufactured clothes....and they call me "Big Foot"-I call you "Big Footprint" you dangerous creatures (smh) 1.1059 0.02157 255 231 21 3
6039 Suggesting that apply to be a contestant on Queer Eye for the Straight Guy is leading, Mark. He's a Yeti; he's not stupid. 1.1058 0.01862 274 245 29 0
6040 Follow him! He doesn't even have an EMS logo on his body 1.1051 0.01972 295 267 25 3
6041 what if I’m the mosterrrr that’s been here all along... 1.1051 0.01852 295 265 29 1
6042 On the summit assault it's every Snowman for himself. 1.1047 0.02061 258 233 23 2
6043 Nephilim schmefelim. Get back to camp. Your breakfast is getting cold. 1.1045 0.01939 287 259 26 2
6044 Guess he missed out on the holiday clothing sales 1.1036 0.02161 251 228 20 3
6045 Safe guide maybe, but we enjoy our freedom, and I don’t want an abominable child. 1.1029 0.02183 272 249 18 5
6046 Is that donkey kong over there? 1.1026 0.02047 273 248 22 3
6047 He says he left his favorite Yeti at the top. 1.1026 0.02236 273 251 16 6
6048 Good call ditching the cell phones-- otherwise we'd never bring him back to the fold. 1.1003 0.01804 299 270 28 1
6049 Me neither! 1.0986 0.01841 284 257 26 1
6050 Bubble tea? Oh yeah! 1.0973 0.01907 298 272 23 3
6051 Move. I’m a Republican. I’m a Democrat. 1.0965 0.02068 259 237 19 3
6052 A I glad that there is NO Television up here! 1.0959 0.01867 271 246 24 1
6053 So, Smallfoot does exist, and is well on his way up the (food) chain. 1.0958 0.01950 313 288 20 5
6054 He said that a “T” is out of the question. 1.0954 0.02016 283 260 19 4
6055 The amount of litter on the trail is abominable! I tend to notice those things. 1.0954 0.02077 283 261 17 5
6056 I just came down from up there , it's an emptey house . 1.0952 0.01780 273 247 26 0
6057 I think we are really really 1.0942 0.01904 308 283 21 4
6058 Look, it's Uncle Fred! 1.0940 0.02055 298 276 16 6
6059 What makes you think this is a renovated windmill? 1.0938 0.01986 256 234 20 2
6060 That bearish man will be alone at the white top there! 1.0930 0.01893 258 235 22 1
6061 I told ya! Yeti! This sonovabitch! 1.0929 0.02063 269 248 17 4
6062 I thought we were meeting up for ice cream 1.0922 0.01949 293 270 19 4
6063 That’s the guy who fell off the mountain because he wouldn’t get out of the way. 1.0912 0.02027 274 253 17 4
6064 "He mentioned something about a bomb and a bull..." 1.0912 0.01890 274 251 21 2
6065 Zendaya is Meechee 1.0909 0.02072 264 244 16 4
6066 Why did you wax your back hair? 1.0898 0.02105 256 237 15 4
6067 Is the shoe store this way? 1.0896 0.01991 279 258 17 4
6068 Who is him called? My roommate. 1.0886 0.01952 271 250 18 3
6069 He can’t decide if he has sickle cell anemia or cystic fibrosis, but he just keeps climbing. 1.0866 0.01769 277 254 22 1
6070 Did you notice the really neat outfit the big 1.0856 0.01778 292 269 21 2
6071 They are lyrics! "It's only a paper moon." 1.0818 0.01906 269 250 16 3
6072 He makes your grouping seem like... 1.0806 0.02075 248 232 12 4
6073 This is better than anything seen on the 'Finding Bigfoot' series. We really HAVE found him! 1.0784 0.01673 306 284 20 2
6074 The price is miniature 1.0722 0.01640 277 258 18 1
6075 The stressed is so "Bad' in the world. "you or me " did not see(BIG )( "FOOT) 1.0707 0.01755 283 266 14 3