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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2019-01-20T20:41:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2019-02-03T20:41:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2019-01-28T20:41:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | February 4, 2019 |
Number of captions | 6076 |
Number of responses | 1690546 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | Like it would have killed you to ask him for directions. | 1.6642 | 0.04698 | 274 | 144 | 78 | 52 |
1 | Don’t bring a camera, you said. Just enjoy the experience, you said. | 1.6399 | 0.04574 | 311 | 177 | 69 | 65 |
2 | Oh, shit! What if your sister-in-law is also right about God? | 1.6376 | 0.04545 | 298 | 165 | 76 | 57 |
3 | He just walked by like he thinks we don't exist. | 1.6346 | 0.04818 | 260 | 143 | 69 | 48 |
4 | Unplug" you said. "Leave the phones in the car" you said | 1.6213 | 0.04500 | 301 | 170 | 75 | 56 |
5 | He asked that we please wait while he gets his camera or his friends will never believe him. | 1.6183 | 0.04835 | 262 | 149 | 64 | 49 |
6 | He said it’s not him but he gets asked that all the time. | 1.6115 | 0.04502 | 278 | 153 | 80 | 45 |
7 | He walked past me like I didn’t exist. | 1.6103 | 0.04640 | 272 | 153 | 72 | 47 |
8 | He asked for us to wait here while he gets his camera. | 1.6082 | 0.04506 | 291 | 165 | 75 | 51 |
9 | Oh, so first he doesn't exist and now he's flirting with me? | 1.6070 | 0.04528 | 285 | 161 | 75 | 49 |
10 | Once and for all, Bob, stop following us. It’s over. | 1.6041 | 0.04432 | 293 | 165 | 79 | 49 |
11 | He wants us to wait here while he gets his camera. He doesn't think think anyone will believe him. | 1.6022 | 0.04497 | 279 | 156 | 78 | 45 |
12 | He doesn’t believe in us either. | 1.5932 | 0.04719 | 263 | 152 | 66 | 45 |
13 | He says we're only allowed to take blurry photos. | 1.5892 | 0.04473 | 297 | 174 | 71 | 52 |
14 | He said he didn't believe in us either. | 1.5880 | 0.04819 | 250 | 145 | 63 | 42 |
15 | He acted like we don't even exist. | 1.5872 | 0.04483 | 281 | 161 | 75 | 45 |
16 | He said he doesn’t believe in us either. | 1.5842 | 0.04539 | 279 | 162 | 71 | 46 |
17 | Oh, he says he doesn't believe in you either. | 1.5772 | 0.04333 | 272 | 151 | 85 | 36 |
18 | I believe you owe me a dollar. | 1.5740 | 0.04426 | 277 | 159 | 77 | 41 |
19 | "Leave the phone in the car," you said! "There'll be no time for photos," you said! | 1.5714 | 0.04661 | 266 | 158 | 64 | 44 |
20 | Before you meet my family, there's something I need to tell you. | 1.5714 | 0.04233 | 308 | 179 | 82 | 47 |
21 | Would it kill you to, just once, ask someone for directions? | 1.5681 | 0.04311 | 301 | 177 | 77 | 47 |
22 | He said he always believed we existed. | 1.5678 | 0.04419 | 273 | 157 | 77 | 39 |
23 | Yeah, he saw us, but they'll never believe him | 1.5666 | 0.04351 | 293 | 172 | 76 | 45 |
24 | He said he's not surprised; he's questioned his own existence his whole life. | 1.5620 | 0.04748 | 258 | 156 | 59 | 43 |
25 | He said that he doesn't believe in us either. | 1.5614 | 0.04449 | 285 | 170 | 70 | 45 |
26 | I think we should start seeing other species. | 1.5606 | 0.04148 | 289 | 163 | 90 | 36 |
27 | We went on one date! How was I supposed to know we would run into him here? | 1.5587 | 0.04815 | 247 | 149 | 58 | 40 |
28 | He's a lot less blurry in person. | 1.5581 | 0.04374 | 267 | 153 | 79 | 35 |
29 | Still think we should have left our phones in the car Mr. Be In The Moment? | 1.5580 | 0.04564 | 276 | 167 | 64 | 45 |
30 | He’s leaving. Apparently he’s late for a summit meeting. | 1.5574 | 0.04159 | 296 | 170 | 87 | 39 |
31 | He says he never really believed in us either. | 1.5556 | 0.04440 | 279 | 166 | 71 | 42 |
32 | He can't believe we're real. He's going to get a camera. | 1.5547 | 0.04443 | 274 | 162 | 72 | 40 |
33 | He was going to come down until I told him who the president is. | 1.5504 | 0.05001 | 258 | 167 | 40 | 51 |
34 | He ignored us like we didn't even exist. | 1.5435 | 0.04511 | 276 | 169 | 64 | 43 |
35 | 'We'll leave our smartphones in the car,' you said. 'Let's really be in the moment this time,' you said. | 1.5418 | 0.04495 | 275 | 168 | 65 | 42 |
36 | He said if anyone asks, we haven’t seen him. | 1.5415 | 0.04495 | 253 | 149 | 71 | 33 |
37 | Nice try, but I'm not falling for "made you look" again! | 1.5385 | 0.04346 | 299 | 185 | 67 | 47 |
38 | Just man up and ask him for directions | 1.5371 | 0.04369 | 283 | 172 | 70 | 41 |
39 | He asked us to wait here while he got his camera. He said if he doesn't take our picture, his friends won't believe we exist. | 1.5367 | 0.04205 | 300 | 181 | 77 | 42 |
40 | Sure, Rich, and Santa Claus is right behind you. Now can we please get back to talking about what happened last night? | 1.5356 | 0.04094 | 295 | 173 | 86 | 36 |
41 | He's really let himself go since the impeachment. In fact I wasn't sure it was really him till he grabbed my ass | 1.5345 | 0.04532 | 290 | 185 | 55 | 50 |
42 | He says the real abomination is your cargo pants." | 1.5336 | 0.04092 | 298 | 176 | 85 | 37 |
43 | First person we see in days and you STILL won't ask for directions! | 1.5316 | 0.04391 | 269 | 162 | 71 | 36 |
44 | He said there’s no such thing as human beings and no one will believe he saw us. | 1.5308 | 0.04506 | 260 | 158 | 66 | 36 |
45 | The difference is, he, unlike you, is evolving. | 1.5305 | 0.04513 | 262 | 160 | 65 | 37 |
46 | He said, due to the government shutdown, the rest rooms are closed. | 1.5300 | 0.04568 | 283 | 181 | 54 | 48 |
47 | He's going to try 'outdoorsy' instead of 'abominable' in his dating profile | 1.5284 | 0.04147 | 282 | 166 | 83 | 33 |
48 | No! I will not "look behind me", and stop trying to change the subject. | 1.5267 | 0.04482 | 281 | 177 | 60 | 44 |
49 | He's a legend around here. | 1.5255 | 0.04300 | 274 | 165 | 74 | 35 |
50 | It's 2019. We don't use the word "abominable" anymore. | 1.5253 | 0.04378 | 257 | 153 | 73 | 31 |
51 | I’m not falling for that “he’s right behind you” trick. | 1.5252 | 0.04344 | 278 | 170 | 70 | 38 |
52 | He’s less blurry in person. | 1.5249 | 0.04429 | 261 | 158 | 69 | 34 |
53 | As soon as he's out of the way, can you take my picture ? | 1.5235 | 0.04504 | 277 | 175 | 59 | 43 |
54 | Sorry, but I was cold, he's covered in fur. It just happened. | 1.5228 | 0.04205 | 285 | 172 | 77 | 36 |
55 | I obviously made my decision! Please stop following us! | 1.5214 | 0.04467 | 280 | 177 | 60 | 43 |
56 | That guy? He’s a legend around here. | 1.5211 | 0.04157 | 284 | 170 | 80 | 34 |
57 | All I said was "I've seen bigger". | 1.5177 | 0.04298 | 282 | 174 | 70 | 38 |
58 | I hate it when you won't ask locals for directions. | 1.5170 | 0.04356 | 294 | 187 | 62 | 45 |
59 | He doesn't think we're real. | 1.5169 | 0.04253 | 296 | 185 | 69 | 42 |
60 | He says he might have the right charger. | 1.5148 | 0.04078 | 305 | 187 | 79 | 39 |
61 | He said he was ready to go public, but with the government shutdown, no one at the Smithsonian picked up the phone. | 1.5128 | 0.04498 | 273 | 174 | 58 | 41 |
62 | If we could just stop arguing, we might actually see something interesting! | 1.5128 | 0.04468 | 273 | 173 | 60 | 40 |
63 | Let’s leave our phones home,” you said | 1.5125 | 0.04398 | 281 | 178 | 62 | 41 |
64 | Can't you just ask for directions, he's clearly a local. | 1.5117 | 0.04247 | 299 | 189 | 67 | 43 |
65 | Unlike you, I'm fine with asking a local for directions. | 1.5106 | 0.04098 | 284 | 171 | 81 | 32 |
66 | No, it is his brother Abysmal. | 1.5099 | 0.04467 | 253 | 156 | 65 | 32 |
67 | You and your 'let's experience the hike and not bring a camera' | 1.5092 | 0.04307 | 271 | 167 | 70 | 34 |
68 | He’s mature, ruggedly handsome, and not lost. Owen, this is goodbye. | 1.5091 | 0.04133 | 275 | 165 | 80 | 30 |
69 | He saw me but said his friends would never believe him. | 1.5075 | 0.04470 | 268 | 170 | 60 | 38 |
70 | SERIOUSLY, he whistled at me, and you do NOTHING? | 1.5071 | 0.04352 | 280 | 177 | 64 | 39 |
71 | No, Craig, I don’t believe Bigfoot is over my left shoulder. I believe you have commitment issues. | 1.5061 | 0.04577 | 245 | 153 | 60 | 32 |
72 | You never look at ME like that. | 1.5046 | 0.04700 | 218 | 133 | 60 | 25 |
73 | Climate change has everyone relocating. | 1.5039 | 0.04592 | 254 | 162 | 56 | 36 |
74 | Don't bother. He's lost too. | 1.5036 | 0.04226 | 278 | 172 | 72 | 34 |
75 | He doesn't believe in you either. | 1.5035 | 0.04329 | 282 | 179 | 64 | 39 |
76 | I told you getting a guide off the internet was risky. | 1.5018 | 0.04166 | 275 | 168 | 76 | 31 |
77 | He said he'll come back down after the 2020 election. | 1.5017 | 0.04271 | 287 | 182 | 66 | 39 |
78 | He doesn't believe we exist | 1.5017 | 0.04149 | 293 | 183 | 73 | 37 |
79 | He said, "I exist. Get over it. | 1.5000 | 0.04177 | 274 | 168 | 75 | 31 |
80 | He says we don't exist. | 1.4982 | 0.04311 | 281 | 179 | 64 | 38 |
81 | Oh, like we don’t run into your exes every time we go grocery shopping. | 1.4982 | 0.04298 | 277 | 175 | 66 | 36 |
82 | For once, can you just admit I was right? | 1.4981 | 0.04445 | 265 | 169 | 60 | 36 |
83 | I swear, if you say, "Are we there yeti?" one more time.... | 1.4981 | 0.04595 | 261 | 170 | 52 | 39 |
84 | Let's get back to nature", you said. "Leave the cell phones in the cabin", you said | 1.4980 | 0.04572 | 253 | 162 | 56 | 35 |
85 | He says it's not us..he can't get cell service either. | 1.4966 | 0.04073 | 292 | 181 | 77 | 34 |
86 | He said it’s always been on his bucket list, too. | 1.4965 | 0.04047 | 286 | 175 | 80 | 31 |
87 | Well, Mr. Know-It-All, it looks like that wasn't fresh grizzly bear scat we've been seeing on the trail today. | 1.4962 | 0.04433 | 266 | 170 | 60 | 36 |
88 | He says he will give us each a pair of skis if we sit through a time share presentation. | 1.4961 | 0.04537 | 258 | 166 | 56 | 36 |
89 | ‘He said that he had never actually believed that we existed before now.’ | 1.4949 | 0.04120 | 293 | 184 | 73 | 36 |
90 | I don't see why people think being blind takes away from the hiking experience. We aren't missing a thing! | 1.4942 | 0.04449 | 257 | 163 | 61 | 33 |
91 | I'm sorry, Todd. But he just seems better prepared for what's ahead. | 1.4940 | 0.04339 | 249 | 153 | 69 | 27 |
92 | He’s blurrier in pictures. | 1.4927 | 0.04364 | 274 | 176 | 61 | 37 |
93 | You’re supposed to say ‘Snowperson’. | 1.4919 | 0.04162 | 307 | 199 | 65 | 43 |
94 | That reminds me; did you call your Mother? | 1.4917 | 0.04649 | 240 | 154 | 54 | 32 |
95 | Jason has really changed since being on the paleo diet. | 1.4898 | 0.04577 | 245 | 157 | 56 | 32 |
96 | He said we have to leave. The park is closed. | 1.4891 | 0.04271 | 274 | 174 | 66 | 34 |
97 | Quick, give me the grainiest camera you have. | 1.4879 | 0.04332 | 289 | 190 | 57 | 42 |
98 | I thought YOU were bringing the camera. | 1.4876 | 0.04169 | 283 | 179 | 70 | 34 |
99 | He’s the new Secretary of the Interior. | 1.4876 | 0.04229 | 283 | 181 | 66 | 36 |
100 | He’s having a wall built and he says we’re paying for it. | 1.4875 | 0.04512 | 281 | 189 | 47 | 45 |
101 | No problem! He doesn't believe in us either. | 1.4869 | 0.04190 | 267 | 166 | 72 | 29 |
102 | No, I told YOU to bring the camera! | 1.4861 | 0.04115 | 288 | 182 | 72 | 34 |
103 | Balding, orange hair, small paws, thinks he's the King of the mountain . . . . I'm sure it's him. | 1.4856 | 0.03973 | 313 | 199 | 76 | 38 |
104 | Seriously! Why is it so hard for you men to ask for directions?! | 1.4851 | 0.04278 | 268 | 170 | 66 | 32 |
105 | Way to go, genius! The politically-correct term is 'Sasquatch-American'! | 1.4851 | 0.04406 | 268 | 174 | 58 | 36 |
106 | I trust him, he's a local. | 1.4844 | 0.04104 | 289 | 183 | 72 | 34 |
107 | He said to "unfollow" him. | 1.4844 | 0.04357 | 256 | 162 | 64 | 30 |
108 | All the brochure said was “Expert Guide.” | 1.4839 | 0.03950 | 310 | 196 | 78 | 36 |
109 | No one is going to believe us! The first blind couple to hike to the peak! | 1.4829 | 0.04661 | 263 | 178 | 43 | 42 |
110 | No. I was water bottles. You were camera. | 1.4825 | 0.04105 | 315 | 207 | 64 | 44 |
111 | Do you still want to meet others matching your DNA? | 1.4824 | 0.04390 | 284 | 189 | 53 | 42 |
112 | Why is it always my "stupid camera" when we leave it in the car? | 1.4820 | 0.04193 | 278 | 177 | 68 | 33 |
113 | He says since 2016, he doesn't feel all that abominable. | 1.4820 | 0.04345 | 278 | 182 | 58 | 38 |
114 | Nobody will believe him when he says he saw us. | 1.4812 | 0.04431 | 266 | 174 | 56 | 36 |
115 | That was awkward. | 1.4797 | 0.04274 | 271 | 174 | 64 | 33 |
116 | ...aloof, a bit abrupt, but certainly not abominable. | 1.4796 | 0.04265 | 269 | 172 | 65 | 32 |
117 | What do you mean you forgot to bring the camera? | 1.4790 | 0.03905 | 309 | 195 | 80 | 34 |
118 | The Big Foot is not actually his most notable feature. | 1.4786 | 0.04201 | 280 | 180 | 66 | 34 |
119 | Great. Today would be the day you forget your camera. | 1.4783 | 0.04152 | 276 | 175 | 70 | 31 |
120 | We haven’t seen a soul in days and now, you’re too proud to ask for directions?! | 1.4780 | 0.04208 | 295 | 194 | 61 | 40 |
121 | I found our sperm donor. | 1.4778 | 0.04258 | 293 | 194 | 58 | 41 |
122 | This is not what I expected when they said we'd have a native tour guide. | 1.4767 | 0.03670 | 300 | 180 | 97 | 23 |
123 | Suddenly you look better to me. | 1.4765 | 0.04013 | 277 | 172 | 78 | 27 |
124 | Well, at least HE's not afraid to ask for directions. | 1.4755 | 0.04365 | 286 | 192 | 52 | 42 |
125 | Yeah, but I never thought I'd see Trump in the White House either. | 1.4755 | 0.04538 | 265 | 178 | 48 | 39 |
126 | We're high, but not that high, are we? | 1.4749 | 0.03943 | 299 | 189 | 78 | 32 |
127 | I'm not looking at that hairy butt for the next ten thousand feet! | 1.4749 | 0.04141 | 259 | 161 | 73 | 25 |
128 | 'Let's live in the moment,' you say...'NO phones, NO cameras'. Wayda go, Brad." | 1.4746 | 0.04307 | 276 | 181 | 59 | 36 |
129 | He says he can’t help us because he doesn’t actually exist. | 1.4737 | 0.04436 | 247 | 159 | 59 | 29 |
130 | The old “Look behind you” joke. Creative Paul! | 1.4735 | 0.04388 | 245 | 156 | 62 | 27 |
131 | Would it kill you to ask for directions? | 1.4733 | 0.04349 | 262 | 170 | 60 | 32 |
132 | He said time waits for snowman. | 1.4731 | 0.04118 | 279 | 178 | 70 | 31 |
133 | Fine, if you won’t ask him for directions I will. | 1.4724 | 0.04380 | 254 | 164 | 60 | 30 |
134 | If your goal for today was to make a yeti cry, then congratulations Tom.... | 1.4722 | 0.04228 | 288 | 190 | 60 | 38 |
135 | He asked me who was President. I told him and he laughed. | 1.4718 | 0.04089 | 301 | 197 | 66 | 38 |
136 | Yeah, like I'm gonna trust the guy who needs a pole to hike up this mountain versus the one who's doing it butt ass naked. | 1.4717 | 0.04410 | 265 | 175 | 55 | 35 |
137 | He says he's going to a summit meeting. | 1.4716 | 0.03992 | 282 | 177 | 77 | 28 |
138 | I refuse to have this conversation every time we run into one of my ex boyfriends! | 1.4716 | 0.04267 | 282 | 186 | 59 | 37 |
139 | I think this ancestry-DNA search has taken us as far as we want it to | 1.4714 | 0.03933 | 297 | 188 | 78 | 31 |
140 | Furloughed. He works in the park. | 1.4710 | 0.04214 | 276 | 179 | 64 | 33 |
141 | No, you said YOU were going to bring the camera. | 1.4710 | 0.04087 | 276 | 175 | 72 | 29 |
142 | See, even he asked for directions! | 1.4710 | 0.04182 | 276 | 178 | 66 | 32 |
143 | Crap, he's lost too. | 1.4704 | 0.04186 | 270 | 173 | 67 | 30 |
144 | He asked if we'd wait here while he gets his video camera. | 1.4701 | 0.04309 | 251 | 160 | 64 | 27 |
145 | He just wanted the WiFi password for the lodge. | 1.4699 | 0.04461 | 266 | 178 | 51 | 37 |
146 | He has cousins in Oregon. | 1.4691 | 0.04097 | 275 | 175 | 71 | 29 |
147 | Remember when you said my camera would be too much extra weight? | 1.4690 | 0.04148 | 290 | 190 | 64 | 36 |
148 | Well, maybe you should treat him like he exists… | 1.4685 | 0.03982 | 286 | 181 | 76 | 29 |
149 | Bigfoot doesn’t believe in you either. | 1.4681 | 0.04054 | 282 | 180 | 72 | 30 |
150 | He said he's going to build a wall and the valley residents are going to pay for it. | 1.4676 | 0.04312 | 278 | 185 | 56 | 37 |
151 | Jesus, Doug, you can't just call someone "abominable" | 1.4674 | 0.04396 | 276 | 186 | 51 | 39 |
152 | Time in the Trump White House definitely changes a person. | 1.4674 | 0.04366 | 276 | 185 | 53 | 38 |
153 | I suppose you forgot the camera again. | 1.4669 | 0.03996 | 302 | 196 | 71 | 35 |
154 | NO, "Are we there yeti?" is NOT a funny joke when he's standing right there!! | 1.4669 | 0.03996 | 302 | 196 | 71 | 35 |
155 | I’m going with him. HE was willing to stop and ask for directions. | 1.4662 | 0.04222 | 296 | 199 | 56 | 41 |
156 | Why am I the one who always has to ask for directions? | 1.4653 | 0.04094 | 303 | 201 | 63 | 39 |
157 | He said he's heading north before there's a wall going into Canada. | 1.4648 | 0.04525 | 256 | 172 | 49 | 35 |
158 | He said he'd be right back with a non-disclosure agreement. | 1.4648 | 0.04153 | 284 | 186 | 64 | 34 |
159 | I don't care what he is, we're asking for directions! | 1.4647 | 0.03992 | 269 | 168 | 77 | 24 |
160 | And Yeti persisted. | 1.4643 | 0.04074 | 280 | 180 | 70 | 30 |
161 | He finds "abominable" offensive and prefers "snowperson." | 1.4642 | 0.04199 | 293 | 196 | 58 | 39 |
162 | He says it's only another hundred yards to the summit, but that he wasn't expecting visitors and we should give him a few minutes to straighten the place up. | 1.4642 | 0.04070 | 265 | 167 | 73 | 25 |
163 | It's 2019 - the correct term is abominable snowperson | 1.4642 | 0.04174 | 265 | 170 | 67 | 28 |
164 | His big foot isn't the first thing I noticed. | 1.4638 | 0.04243 | 276 | 182 | 60 | 34 |
165 | He said that his mountain is closed because of the government shut down | 1.4635 | 0.04359 | 274 | 184 | 53 | 37 |
166 | You stare at his ass for the next 5,000 feet if you like. I'm going back to the chalet | 1.4631 | 0.03863 | 298 | 189 | 80 | 29 |
167 | Quick... Grab the camera that only takes blurry pictures! | 1.4623 | 0.04238 | 292 | 197 | 55 | 40 |
168 | It would seem more real to me if there were footprints. | 1.4613 | 0.04172 | 271 | 176 | 65 | 30 |
169 | That's another "no" for chief of staff. | 1.4610 | 0.04451 | 269 | 183 | 48 | 38 |
170 | Too late. He's already signed with Nike. | 1.4605 | 0.03947 | 304 | 198 | 72 | 34 |
171 | You and your "Let's leave our phones at the lodge." | 1.4595 | 0.04026 | 296 | 194 | 68 | 34 |
172 | Great, the day we decide to 'be present' and leave our smartphones behind! | 1.4583 | 0.04114 | 264 | 169 | 69 | 26 |
173 | The Iceman Leave-ith. | 1.4579 | 0.04154 | 297 | 200 | 58 | 39 |
174 | He asked that we get off his lawn. | 1.4579 | 0.03948 | 273 | 172 | 77 | 24 |
175 | If anyone is acting abominable right now it’s you, Brad. | 1.4578 | 0.03799 | 308 | 197 | 81 | 30 |
176 | I was lost. He kept me warm. | 1.4574 | 0.04112 | 282 | 185 | 65 | 32 |
177 | I think the acid is kicking in. | 1.4574 | 0.04360 | 258 | 171 | 56 | 31 |
178 | You won't believe this, I just saw Steve Bannon in the nude. | 1.4572 | 0.04450 | 269 | 184 | 47 | 38 |
179 | Well, I like him. He doesn't talk about himself all the time. | 1.4570 | 0.03898 | 291 | 186 | 77 | 28 |
180 | Why won't you ever ask anyone for directions, Carl? | 1.4569 | 0.04480 | 232 | 151 | 56 | 25 |
181 | Don't worry,if it was real it would have footprints. | 1.4560 | 0.04463 | 250 | 167 | 52 | 31 |
182 | We get as far away from New York as we can and, like, literally on the first day, BOOM, celebrity sighting! | 1.4558 | 0.03913 | 283 | 180 | 77 | 26 |
183 | See, easy. I don't get why you men are so scared of asking for directions. | 1.4558 | 0.04070 | 283 | 185 | 67 | 31 |
184 | I don’t think your dad likes me. | 1.4556 | 0.04381 | 259 | 173 | 54 | 32 |
185 | NO GEORGE, my nipples are hard because it’s COLD! | 1.4552 | 0.04356 | 279 | 191 | 49 | 39 |
186 | He said to wait while he gets his family. They don't believe in Smallfoot. | 1.4552 | 0.04267 | 279 | 188 | 55 | 36 |
187 | Aloof, yes — abominable seems excessive though. | 1.4545 | 0.04027 | 275 | 177 | 71 | 27 |
188 | He's Sasquatch, but he identifies as Yeti. | 1.4545 | 0.04482 | 264 | 181 | 46 | 37 |
189 | He wants us off his lawn. | 1.4545 | 0.04187 | 286 | 192 | 58 | 36 |
190 | He’s just run back for his camera - I told him we wouldn’t mind waiting. | 1.4542 | 0.04150 | 284 | 189 | 61 | 34 |
191 | Really, Larry? CHEWBACCA? | 1.4542 | 0.04485 | 251 | 169 | 50 | 32 |
192 | He wanted to know if we had any weed. | 1.4536 | 0.04006 | 280 | 181 | 71 | 28 |
193 | I know, but he says he has wi-fi back at his place. | 1.4535 | 0.04323 | 258 | 171 | 57 | 30 |
194 | Wow, and to think all this time the legend has been about the size of his foot. | 1.4532 | 0.04247 | 278 | 187 | 56 | 35 |
195 | You had to ask him right off about evolution? | 1.4532 | 0.04185 | 278 | 185 | 60 | 33 |
196 | What do you mean, you don't have the camera?! | 1.4530 | 0.03966 | 287 | 186 | 72 | 29 |
197 | Now you want to ask for directions! | 1.4529 | 0.04081 | 276 | 180 | 67 | 29 |
198 | He said he thought we were a hoax. | 1.4529 | 0.04048 | 276 | 179 | 69 | 28 |
199 | Abominable yes, but in a good way. | 1.4524 | 0.04102 | 252 | 160 | 70 | 22 |
200 | I showed him the video but he still thinks Trump is a mythical beast. | 1.4522 | 0.04222 | 272 | 181 | 59 | 32 |
201 | All he asked was, is Trump still president?” | 1.4518 | 0.04110 | 301 | 204 | 58 | 39 |
202 | She's pissed because Everybody thinks she's a male. | 1.4516 | 0.04235 | 279 | 188 | 56 | 35 |
203 | He may be abominable but at least he hasn't been complaining the whole trip. | 1.4513 | 0.04101 | 277 | 182 | 65 | 30 |
204 | You go first now, I’m tired of looking at his ass | 1.4513 | 0.04101 | 277 | 182 | 65 | 30 |
205 | This happens literally every time I forget my phone. | 1.4509 | 0.03959 | 275 | 176 | 74 | 25 |
206 | Cool! What's next on your bucket list? | 1.4508 | 0.03946 | 295 | 193 | 71 | 31 |
207 | You SERIOUSLY did not bring a camera? | 1.4508 | 0.04181 | 264 | 173 | 63 | 28 |
208 | Why? He makes me laugh. That's why. | 1.4507 | 0.04027 | 284 | 186 | 68 | 30 |
209 | Well, Daniel, if you really must know, he said I could do better. | 1.4504 | 0.04047 | 282 | 185 | 67 | 30 |
210 | I'm just dying to ask 'Are we there, Yeti?' | 1.4504 | 0.04047 | 282 | 185 | 67 | 30 |
211 | He's pretending we don't exist. | 1.4502 | 0.04073 | 291 | 194 | 63 | 34 |
212 | Bro, if you aren't sure, use gender neutral pronouns. | 1.4502 | 0.04015 | 291 | 192 | 67 | 32 |
213 | Incredible! He wasn't ashamed to ask for directions. | 1.4493 | 0.04078 | 296 | 199 | 61 | 36 |
214 | I could not understand him. He was talking in Yetish. | 1.4490 | 0.03980 | 314 | 212 | 63 | 39 |
215 | I really think it’s time to swallow your pride and ask for directions, Steve. | 1.4488 | 0.04036 | 283 | 186 | 67 | 30 |
216 | It's definitely time for the oxygen. | 1.4488 | 0.03878 | 283 | 181 | 77 | 25 |
217 | What’ could possibly be more important than what I have to say?! | 1.4484 | 0.04088 | 281 | 186 | 64 | 31 |
218 | I know what a Yeti is. It's your mansplaining I find abominable. | 1.4484 | 0.04018 | 310 | 210 | 61 | 39 |
219 | The politically correct phrase is "Hirsute-American" | 1.4483 | 0.04386 | 261 | 177 | 51 | 33 |
220 | Actually, I expected a female president to appear first. | 1.4477 | 0.04256 | 277 | 188 | 54 | 35 |
221 | He said you’re hallucinating, probably dehydrated, and drink more water. | 1.4472 | 0.04086 | 284 | 189 | 63 | 32 |
222 | He said to tell Mr. Trump,he isn't interested in being Attorney General! | 1.4467 | 0.04225 | 300 | 209 | 48 | 43 |
223 | I asked, “Are we there, Yeti?” but he didn’t even crack a smile. | 1.4465 | 0.04066 | 271 | 177 | 67 | 27 |
224 | A picture is worth a thousand words only if someone's husband didn't forget the camera ! | 1.4460 | 0.03959 | 278 | 180 | 72 | 26 |
225 | He’s upset. He found out what ‘abominable’ means. | 1.4460 | 0.04114 | 287 | 193 | 60 | 34 |
226 | He was really very nice. All he wanted was a selfie to prove that humans actually exist. | 1.4456 | 0.03953 | 294 | 194 | 69 | 31 |
227 | He prefers "Differently-Sized Foot." | 1.4453 | 0.04132 | 265 | 174 | 64 | 27 |
228 | The iceman goeth | 1.4449 | 0.04250 | 272 | 184 | 55 | 33 |
229 | Apparently "yeti" is no longer politically correct. | 1.4448 | 0.03960 | 281 | 183 | 71 | 27 |
230 | I didn't like his altitude. | 1.4444 | 0.04043 | 288 | 192 | 64 | 32 |
231 | What happens on K-2,stays on K-2. | 1.4444 | 0.03939 | 270 | 173 | 74 | 23 |
232 | Quit being so stubborn and ask him for directions! | 1.4440 | 0.04034 | 277 | 182 | 67 | 28 |
233 | He says the restrooms are closed during the shutdown. | 1.4440 | 0.04285 | 277 | 190 | 51 | 36 |
234 | I asked, but he's not from around here. | 1.4440 | 0.04432 | 232 | 153 | 55 | 24 |
235 | Actually, I'd say more "rude" than "abominable." | 1.4436 | 0.04085 | 266 | 174 | 66 | 26 |
236 | Why are you always afraid to ask for directions? | 1.4436 | 0.04435 | 257 | 176 | 48 | 33 |
237 | I met him on Timber. | 1.4427 | 0.04269 | 262 | 176 | 56 | 30 |
238 | I don’t know why they call him abominable. He’s delightful. | 1.4418 | 0.03971 | 292 | 194 | 67 | 31 |
239 | If he comes back, just tell him that you meant to say "adorable." | 1.4414 | 0.04272 | 256 | 171 | 57 | 28 |
240 | Okay, Mr. Mountaineer, now you can tell people even Bigfoot thinks you’re a jerk. | 1.4411 | 0.04222 | 263 | 176 | 58 | 29 |
241 | He wanted to know if there REALLY is a Donald Trump. | 1.4410 | 0.04101 | 288 | 195 | 59 | 34 |
242 | Look at me when I'm talking to you! | 1.4410 | 0.04071 | 288 | 194 | 61 | 33 |
243 | We got our selfie. Now let's go before we miss the plane to Loch Ness. | 1.4409 | 0.04260 | 279 | 192 | 51 | 36 |
244 | He's going to put his clothes on, he didn't know we were up here. | 1.4406 | 0.04315 | 261 | 177 | 53 | 31 |
245 | I guess that wasn’t moose scat. | 1.4404 | 0.04222 | 277 | 189 | 54 | 34 |
246 | We just had coffee, I swear. | 1.4396 | 0.03974 | 273 | 178 | 70 | 25 |
247 | Oh, like your back is any less hairy. | 1.4394 | 0.04030 | 289 | 194 | 63 | 32 |
248 | I'm sorry John. I've found my missing link. | 1.4394 | 0.04070 | 264 | 173 | 66 | 25 |
249 | Why is it so hard to just admit when you're lost and ask for directions? | 1.4390 | 0.04198 | 287 | 198 | 52 | 37 |
250 | How come nobody is leaving footprints? | 1.4386 | 0.04072 | 285 | 192 | 61 | 32 |
251 | From now on, I'm in charge of packing the camera. | 1.4385 | 0.04257 | 260 | 175 | 56 | 29 |
252 | He makes me feel like a natural woman. | 1.4382 | 0.04002 | 267 | 174 | 69 | 24 |
253 | No, he doesn't talk, but he smiled when I called him "Chewbacca." | 1.4382 | 0.04002 | 267 | 174 | 69 | 24 |
254 | He thought we were just a myth. | 1.4380 | 0.04128 | 274 | 184 | 60 | 30 |
255 | They never believe him, but he's going to tell his friends he spotted us. | 1.4379 | 0.03929 | 290 | 192 | 69 | 29 |
256 | And I thought you had a hairy ass. | 1.4377 | 0.04264 | 265 | 180 | 54 | 31 |
257 | He just wanted to know if Mueller had completed the investigation yet. | 1.4377 | 0.04197 | 265 | 178 | 58 | 29 |
258 | He said: 'You never saw me' | 1.4375 | 0.04009 | 288 | 193 | 64 | 31 |
259 | NOW you're telling me you forgot the camera?! | 1.4375 | 0.04084 | 272 | 181 | 63 | 28 |
260 | Aloof, maybe, but abominable? | 1.4373 | 0.03977 | 279 | 184 | 68 | 27 |
261 | Quit trying to make me look. | 1.4371 | 0.03811 | 286 | 185 | 77 | 24 |
262 | Yes, I'm going with him. He's confident, reliable and doesn't carry a custom walking stick! | 1.4366 | 0.04172 | 284 | 195 | 54 | 35 |
263 | Well how much would you have tipped him? | 1.4364 | 0.03978 | 291 | 195 | 65 | 31 |
264 | He said, "Go back and tell them that my name is NOT Bigfoot, Yeti, or Sasquatch. It's Frank. My name is Frank." | 1.4364 | 0.03985 | 275 | 181 | 68 | 26 |
265 | Ask me again in 9 months. | 1.4361 | 0.04285 | 266 | 182 | 52 | 32 |
266 | He wanted to know if we had any Grey Poupon. | 1.4361 | 0.03759 | 305 | 200 | 77 | 28 |
267 | Dude. Stop asking 'are we there, Yeti?' | 1.4360 | 0.04344 | 250 | 169 | 53 | 28 |
268 | YOU tell him he's off trail. | 1.4359 | 0.04105 | 273 | 183 | 61 | 29 |
269 | Don't you just hate getting passed by someone older than you. | 1.4353 | 0.04114 | 278 | 188 | 59 | 31 |
270 | “We’ve been invited up for drinks at six.” | 1.4353 | 0.03920 | 278 | 182 | 71 | 25 |
271 | Maybe you're the abominable one, Gary. | 1.4353 | 0.04082 | 278 | 187 | 61 | 30 |
272 | He said he's tired of submitting cartoon captions to the New Yorker and getting rejected ... | 1.4351 | 0.04196 | 262 | 176 | 58 | 28 |
273 | He's looking for a open bathroom since the park has been shut down..... | 1.4349 | 0.04377 | 269 | 188 | 45 | 36 |
274 | What you see on this mountain, stays on this mountain. | 1.4343 | 0.03860 | 297 | 197 | 71 | 29 |
275 | Wow, that was a near myth! | 1.4343 | 0.04004 | 297 | 202 | 61 | 34 |
276 | Rob! He was just starting to trust us! “Are we there yeti!?” Really?! | 1.4342 | 0.03824 | 304 | 202 | 72 | 30 |
277 | He hasn't seen him, either. | 1.4342 | 0.03986 | 281 | 187 | 66 | 28 |
278 | Roger, I'm leaving you. Size matters. | 1.4340 | 0.04126 | 288 | 198 | 55 | 35 |
279 | We have to wait here while they review our asylum request. | 1.4338 | 0.04015 | 272 | 180 | 66 | 26 |
280 | He says he's building a wall, and he wants us to pay for it. | 1.4337 | 0.04466 | 249 | 172 | 46 | 31 |
281 | Nudists have had to adapt to the climate up here. | 1.4335 | 0.04183 | 263 | 177 | 58 | 28 |
282 | We both listed "like to hike" on our profiles and he's vegan too. | 1.4333 | 0.04036 | 270 | 179 | 65 | 26 |
283 | If you won't ask him for directions, I will. | 1.4333 | 0.04398 | 240 | 162 | 52 | 26 |
284 | He said he's going to the summit on climate change. | 1.4331 | 0.04018 | 284 | 191 | 63 | 30 |
285 | Has it ever occurred to you that perhaps you're the abominable one, Craig? | 1.4327 | 0.04081 | 275 | 185 | 61 | 29 |
286 | I'd rather just follow him on Twitter. | 1.4327 | 0.03982 | 275 | 182 | 67 | 26 |
287 | He says, “If you were hung like he is, you wouldn’t wear pants either.” | 1.4325 | 0.04144 | 289 | 200 | 53 | 36 |
288 | Yeti persisted... | 1.4321 | 0.04090 | 280 | 190 | 59 | 31 |
289 | He wolf-whistled me and you just stand there doing nothing? | 1.4318 | 0.04307 | 264 | 182 | 50 | 32 |
290 | And you just couldn't, possibly, have asked him for directions ? | 1.4317 | 0.04223 | 271 | 186 | 53 | 32 |
291 | ...let's leave our Iphones at the camp site and enjoy nature without any outside distractions." Well, what a great idea that turned out to be. | 1.4315 | 0.03966 | 292 | 197 | 64 | 31 |
292 | I think we are officially too high now. | 1.4312 | 0.03710 | 320 | 213 | 76 | 31 |
293 | JUST ASK FOR DIRECTIONS! | 1.4312 | 0.04180 | 269 | 183 | 56 | 30 |
294 | What do you mean he makes you feel inadequate. | 1.4312 | 0.04037 | 276 | 185 | 63 | 28 |
295 | I don't believe in you either! | 1.4312 | 0.03904 | 276 | 181 | 71 | 24 |
296 | He's not coming back down until Trump is impeached. | 1.4311 | 0.04027 | 283 | 191 | 62 | 30 |
297 | What do you mean you forgot the camera!? | 1.4308 | 0.04303 | 253 | 172 | 53 | 28 |
298 | I already told you, Gary, he’s just a friend from college. | 1.4308 | 0.04287 | 260 | 178 | 52 | 30 |
299 | He was asking about the Mueller investigation. | 1.4301 | 0.04242 | 272 | 188 | 51 | 33 |
300 | With Jim and Nancy deep in conversation, yet again, the illusive Yeti escapes unnoticed. | 1.4297 | 0.04215 | 263 | 179 | 55 | 29 |
301 | Don't look at me like I don't exist. | 1.4297 | 0.04181 | 263 | 178 | 57 | 28 |
302 | No, really, Josh. I think he'd be perfect for your sister. | 1.4296 | 0.03921 | 284 | 189 | 68 | 27 |
303 | He says we're a figment of his imagination. | 1.4291 | 0.03951 | 261 | 170 | 70 | 21 |
304 | Nice work, now he’s offended. It’s 2019, they are called Abominal Snow PEOPLE. | 1.4291 | 0.04274 | 261 | 179 | 52 | 30 |
305 | You know how angry it makes me when you don’t look at me when I’m speaking to you. | 1.4291 | 0.03964 | 289 | 195 | 64 | 30 |
306 | Gary, I NEVER said back hair was a deal breaker. | 1.4290 | 0.03915 | 303 | 206 | 64 | 33 |
307 | I'm leaving. And yes, Dan, size does matter. | 1.4286 | 0.04332 | 259 | 179 | 49 | 31 |
308 | Downwind is not where to be. | 1.4281 | 0.03750 | 292 | 191 | 77 | 24 |
309 | I've met someone. | 1.4280 | 0.03917 | 257 | 166 | 72 | 19 |
310 | Well, there's a busted myth--he seemed perfectly lovely. | 1.4275 | 0.03868 | 276 | 181 | 72 | 23 |
311 | Well if that's how you feel maybe you shouldn't have put "adventurous" in your profile | 1.4275 | 0.03832 | 269 | 174 | 75 | 20 |
312 | Stop changing the subject again like you did at that lake in Scotland! | 1.4275 | 0.04329 | 262 | 182 | 48 | 32 |
313 | Quick. Go ask if he'll take our picture. | 1.4271 | 0.03942 | 288 | 194 | 65 | 29 |
314 | I've been lying to you,Dave. Size does matter. | 1.4270 | 0.04153 | 274 | 188 | 55 | 31 |
315 | Jesus Christ, will you stop following me Greg! I’m with Harry now. It’s time for you to let go. | 1.4265 | 0.04191 | 279 | 194 | 51 | 34 |
316 | You never liked ANY of my boyfriends! | 1.4264 | 0.03905 | 258 | 167 | 72 | 19 |
317 | That reminds me. My mother-in-law is coming to visit next week. | 1.4260 | 0.04214 | 277 | 193 | 50 | 34 |
318 | I thought you brought the camera | 1.4259 | 0.04247 | 263 | 181 | 52 | 30 |
319 | A little surly, sure, but abominable? | 1.4258 | 0.03681 | 310 | 205 | 78 | 27 |
320 | He said he came down to get his "23 and me" results. | 1.4257 | 0.03995 | 303 | 210 | 57 | 36 |
321 | He called me Snowflake, Roger. Are you going to let him get away with that? | 1.4256 | 0.04022 | 289 | 198 | 59 | 32 |
322 | He said if you keep whistling he's going to eat us, and I agree. | 1.4255 | 0.04077 | 275 | 187 | 59 | 29 |
323 | He said that from now on he'd prefer to be known as 'The Somewhat Ill-Tempered Snowperson.' | 1.4255 | 0.03944 | 275 | 183 | 67 | 25 |
324 | YOU ask to take a selfie with him! | 1.4253 | 0.03698 | 308 | 204 | 77 | 27 |
325 | I’m not asking for directions! Let’s just follow him, he looks local. | 1.4247 | 0.03961 | 292 | 199 | 62 | 31 |
326 | Not to be nitpicky, but I think you're supposed to say, 'Abominable SnowPERSON.' | 1.4244 | 0.04213 | 238 | 158 | 59 | 21 |
327 | I said are we there?”He said “Not Yeti. | 1.4242 | 0.04096 | 264 | 178 | 60 | 26 |
328 | He told us to get off his lawn. | 1.4242 | 0.04268 | 264 | 183 | 50 | 31 |
329 | He says he's not coming down until after the 2020 elections. | 1.4242 | 0.04335 | 264 | 185 | 46 | 33 |
330 | Oh just ASK | 1.4242 | 0.03989 | 264 | 175 | 66 | 23 |
331 | We can digital detox in February, Stu - Gimme the damned iPhone. | 1.4241 | 0.04186 | 290 | 205 | 47 | 38 |
332 | He just needed to borrow my chapstick. | 1.4240 | 0.03896 | 283 | 189 | 68 | 26 |
333 | Actually, it's your attitude that I find abominable. | 1.4237 | 0.04154 | 262 | 178 | 57 | 27 |
334 | We can still claim First Ascent. No one will believe in him. | 1.4236 | 0.04031 | 288 | 198 | 58 | 32 |
335 | And you wasted your batteries posting trail pics on Instagram. | 1.4236 | 0.03940 | 288 | 195 | 64 | 29 |
336 | Turns out they’re not that rare. | 1.4235 | 0.03817 | 281 | 185 | 73 | 23 |
337 | Yeah,yeah,yeah,I'm sure the YETI is behind me. I'm not falling for that line again! | 1.4235 | 0.03883 | 281 | 187 | 69 | 25 |
338 | Well, there goes the best guide ever. I TOLD you he wouldn’t want to be in your selfie! | 1.4228 | 0.03959 | 298 | 205 | 60 | 33 |
339 | He says, no thanks, he's satisfied with his current Internet provider. | 1.4228 | 0.03872 | 298 | 202 | 66 | 30 |
340 | I think we're going to need another pronoun. | 1.4228 | 0.03754 | 298 | 198 | 74 | 26 |
341 | You can only ask “Are we there Yeti?” so many times. | 1.4228 | 0.04141 | 272 | 187 | 55 | 30 |
342 | I asked him what the conditions were at the top and all he said was "abominable." | 1.4227 | 0.03940 | 291 | 198 | 63 | 30 |
343 | That wasn't 'black ice' you stepped into on the way up! | 1.4225 | 0.04236 | 258 | 177 | 53 | 28 |
344 | You were right,it is worth it to get a local guide. | 1.4224 | 0.04053 | 277 | 189 | 59 | 29 |
345 | Seriously, Chris? Abominable? It's 2019. | 1.4224 | 0.04053 | 277 | 189 | 59 | 29 |
346 | He says he eats only locally sourced hikers. | 1.4222 | 0.03959 | 270 | 180 | 66 | 24 |
347 | I asked him “Are we there Yeti?” Apparently he doesn’t like puns. | 1.4221 | 0.03960 | 289 | 197 | 62 | 30 |
348 | Good news--he says there IS cell service at the top! | 1.4219 | 0.03961 | 256 | 168 | 68 | 20 |
349 | Why do you always have to bring up politics as soon as we meet someone? | 1.4216 | 0.03918 | 287 | 194 | 65 | 28 |
350 | Sure, he's abominable, but at least he listens | 1.4215 | 0.04056 | 261 | 175 | 62 | 24 |
351 | All he said was that ‘abominable’ is derogatory, and kept walking | 1.4214 | 0.04020 | 280 | 191 | 60 | 29 |
352 | If it weren't for the snow blindness, I'm sure we'd be seeing something amazing right now. | 1.4214 | 0.03891 | 280 | 187 | 68 | 25 |
353 | I don’t know what he wanted, I don’t speak French. | 1.4213 | 0.04356 | 254 | 177 | 47 | 30 |
354 | No Karen, I will not ask him for directions! | 1.4211 | 0.03810 | 285 | 189 | 72 | 24 |
355 | Why didn't you ask him for directions? | 1.4211 | 0.04242 | 266 | 185 | 50 | 31 |
356 | I guess not everyone needs a $300 European trekking pole, Julian. | 1.4211 | 0.04106 | 266 | 181 | 58 | 27 |
357 | A rarer sighting would be you committing to me. | 1.4209 | 0.04081 | 297 | 209 | 51 | 37 |
358 | What do I have to do to get you to ask for directions? | 1.4209 | 0.03939 | 297 | 204 | 61 | 32 |
359 | He seems more irritable than abominable. | 1.4207 | 0.03843 | 271 | 178 | 72 | 21 |
360 | He said a picture is fine. He just needs to throw on some pants and grab a release form. | 1.4205 | 0.03925 | 283 | 191 | 65 | 27 |
361 | I'm sorry Brandon, but I needed to find out if what they say about big feet is true | 1.4203 | 0.04095 | 276 | 190 | 56 | 30 |
362 | I don't care how famous he is, just ask him for directions | 1.4202 | 0.04026 | 257 | 171 | 64 | 22 |
363 | I can't believe you didn't ask him for directions. | 1.4201 | 0.03781 | 288 | 191 | 73 | 24 |
364 | He's depressed. No one believes in him any more. | 1.4201 | 0.03716 | 269 | 173 | 79 | 17 |
365 | I thought you had the camera. | 1.4199 | 0.03913 | 281 | 189 | 66 | 26 |
366 | Go ahead and laugh....you can't even grow a decent mouscache! | 1.4199 | 0.03913 | 281 | 189 | 66 | 26 |
367 | Of course you think it’s a ‘he.’ | 1.4198 | 0.03889 | 293 | 199 | 65 | 29 |
368 | Awkwardly introverted and bit self conscious, but hardly abominable. | 1.4197 | 0.03984 | 274 | 185 | 63 | 26 |
369 | He says he doesn't want to be Chief of Staff. | 1.4197 | 0.04275 | 274 | 194 | 45 | 35 |
370 | He's not abominable, he's French. | 1.4197 | 0.03777 | 305 | 206 | 70 | 29 |
371 | Would it have killed you to call him 'Mister' Bigfoot? | 1.4196 | 0.04197 | 255 | 174 | 55 | 26 |
372 | We must be Really high. | 1.4195 | 0.04094 | 267 | 182 | 58 | 27 |
373 | Let’s leave our phones in the car,” you said | 1.4195 | 0.04162 | 267 | 184 | 54 | 29 |
374 | And I suppose you're going to say this is all in my head too? | 1.4194 | 0.04093 | 279 | 193 | 55 | 31 |
375 | Just ask him for directions already! | 1.4192 | 0.03968 | 291 | 200 | 60 | 31 |
376 | Oh, Harold. It was nothing, a one time thing. On a totally different mountain. | 1.4190 | 0.04100 | 284 | 198 | 53 | 33 |
377 | Bob, I've met someone. | 1.4189 | 0.04150 | 265 | 182 | 55 | 28 |
378 | He's lost too! | 1.4189 | 0.04185 | 265 | 183 | 53 | 29 |
379 | Abominable Snow MAN"?! Now go apologize to her right now | 1.4188 | 0.03693 | 308 | 206 | 75 | 27 |
380 | He said he's trying to find himself | 1.4188 | 0.04050 | 277 | 190 | 58 | 29 |
381 | He said wait here, we can take a picture, but he wants to get his hat first. | 1.4184 | 0.04025 | 294 | 205 | 55 | 34 |
382 | No, he said it wasn't him. | 1.4181 | 0.03977 | 287 | 197 | 60 | 30 |
383 | You’re really going to mansplain a Yeti to me right now?!?! | 1.4181 | 0.03860 | 299 | 204 | 65 | 30 |
384 | Surprisingly, he has less back hair than you. | 1.4179 | 0.04115 | 268 | 184 | 56 | 28 |
385 | You had to bring up global warming, didn't you? | 1.4179 | 0.03942 | 268 | 179 | 66 | 23 |
386 | He's up to 12,000 steps. | 1.4178 | 0.03957 | 292 | 201 | 60 | 31 |
387 | When I said bring the YETI I meant the cooler. | 1.4174 | 0.04280 | 242 | 165 | 53 | 24 |
388 | Damnit, Jim - you NEVER want to ask for directions! | 1.4173 | 0.04172 | 266 | 184 | 53 | 29 |
389 | There! You hurt his feelings...happy now? | 1.4173 | 0.03773 | 278 | 183 | 74 | 21 |
390 | It looked like him, but it wasn’t him. | 1.4170 | 0.04081 | 271 | 186 | 57 | 28 |
391 | This is the last Airbnb I let you book. | 1.4170 | 0.03986 | 283 | 194 | 60 | 29 |
392 | He wanted to borrow a phone charger. | 1.4170 | 0.03826 | 283 | 189 | 70 | 24 |
393 | I thought he'd never leave. | 1.4169 | 0.03956 | 295 | 204 | 59 | 32 |
394 | He’s said I looked nothing at all like my Tinder profile. | 1.4167 | 0.04060 | 276 | 190 | 57 | 29 |
395 | At least I´m not too stubborn to ask directions. | 1.4167 | 0.04060 | 276 | 190 | 57 | 29 |
396 | All I said was, "Yeti or not?" Apparently he's heard that one before. | 1.4167 | 0.03994 | 276 | 188 | 61 | 27 |
397 | Don't worry... I gave him a fake number. | 1.4167 | 0.04019 | 264 | 178 | 62 | 24 |
398 | Since we're lost, this might not have been the best time to share that you don't believe in his existence. | 1.4167 | 0.04027 | 276 | 189 | 59 | 28 |
399 | He doesn’t know we exist either! | 1.4167 | 0.03686 | 312 | 210 | 74 | 28 |
400 | This tour guide is an absolute legend. | 1.4167 | 0.03947 | 264 | 176 | 66 | 22 |
401 | He does look like Chewbacca!” “You didn’t have to say that to his face. | 1.4167 | 0.03947 | 264 | 176 | 66 | 22 |
402 | Yet he...? Yet he, WHAT? | 1.4167 | 0.04060 | 276 | 190 | 57 | 29 |
403 | There's never a good time to say this, Phil... | 1.4164 | 0.04005 | 293 | 204 | 56 | 33 |
404 | I never thought this ancestry thing would take us this far. | 1.4164 | 0.03877 | 281 | 189 | 67 | 25 |
405 | I’m just saying, I know he was rude, but Abominable seems a bit harsh…” | 1.4164 | 0.03942 | 281 | 191 | 63 | 27 |
406 | It makes me wonder what else I've missed while endlessly staring at my phone. | 1.4158 | 0.03961 | 303 | 212 | 56 | 35 |
407 | I'm thinking of stopping shaving my legs. | 1.4158 | 0.03995 | 279 | 191 | 60 | 28 |
408 | Oh, now you know better than the locals? | 1.4158 | 0.04122 | 279 | 195 | 52 | 32 |
409 | He's abominable, Gary? We've been listening to you whine about your sinuses since base camp. | 1.4157 | 0.04091 | 267 | 183 | 57 | 27 |
410 | Are we really going to argue about this now? If it's on a mountain, it's a Yeti, not a Sasquatch! | 1.4157 | 0.03915 | 267 | 178 | 67 | 22 |
411 | NOW do you believe me? | 1.4155 | 0.03705 | 296 | 197 | 75 | 24 |
412 | Damn it. Quit saying there's a Yeti behind me because I will not fall for that again and again! | 1.4155 | 0.03880 | 284 | 192 | 66 | 26 |
413 | Now we're losing him. You just had to make one more prefrontal cortex joke, didn't you? | 1.4154 | 0.04069 | 272 | 187 | 57 | 28 |
414 | Yes, I'm sure those wild mushrooms were fine. Why? | 1.4154 | 0.03829 | 272 | 180 | 71 | 21 |
415 | He won't be back. He said that amid the events of 2018 he hardly feels abominable at all anymore. | 1.4154 | 0.04276 | 260 | 182 | 48 | 30 |
416 | Well you can't just call someone "abominable" before you get to know them. | 1.4154 | 0.03914 | 260 | 172 | 68 | 20 |
417 | 'SnowPERSON' | 1.4151 | 0.04043 | 265 | 180 | 60 | 25 |
418 | I don’t think he’s going to give the camera back. | 1.4150 | 0.04028 | 253 | 169 | 63 | 21 |
419 | He said, "Sorry, I'm a tourist here myself". | 1.4148 | 0.03804 | 311 | 214 | 65 | 32 |
420 | I agreed to help him continue the species | 1.4142 | 0.04113 | 268 | 185 | 55 | 28 |
421 | Just ask! I'm sure it wouldn't be his first selfie. | 1.4141 | 0.03696 | 297 | 198 | 75 | 24 |
422 | Because he is everything you are not! | 1.4139 | 0.03956 | 273 | 185 | 63 | 25 |
423 | He said you can take pictures of his tracks but anything else and you’ll be hearing from his lawyers. | 1.4137 | 0.03804 | 278 | 185 | 71 | 22 |
424 | Oh my god it's a small world. He knows Sasquatch! | 1.4135 | 0.03995 | 266 | 180 | 62 | 24 |
425 | O.K., you win. But I still don't believe in seahorses. | 1.4133 | 0.03818 | 300 | 205 | 66 | 29 |
426 | Aren't we supposed to wait until he's far away and indiscernible, before we take a picture? | 1.4132 | 0.03963 | 288 | 199 | 59 | 30 |
427 | He's for a free Tibet in theory -- but no donation. | 1.4130 | 0.03958 | 276 | 188 | 62 | 26 |
428 | He wouldn’t stop talking about “An Inconvenient Truth.” | 1.4130 | 0.03853 | 293 | 200 | 65 | 28 |
429 | So, Yeti's a female! She asked for directions. | 1.4128 | 0.04004 | 281 | 194 | 58 | 29 |
430 | Compared to all the others, our guide is a legend. | 1.4124 | 0.04045 | 274 | 189 | 57 | 28 |
431 | He's also moving to Canada. | 1.4124 | 0.03810 | 291 | 197 | 68 | 26 |
432 | He wants to go where snowman has gone before. | 1.4122 | 0.03854 | 296 | 203 | 64 | 29 |
433 | I don't care if he's your friend... if he's going to hike with us he needs to wear pants! | 1.4120 | 0.03983 | 267 | 181 | 62 | 24 |
434 | He says he won't seat us until the rest of our party arrives. | 1.4120 | 0.04223 | 267 | 188 | 48 | 31 |
435 | Turns out it's pronounced "Yet-Tie" | 1.4120 | 0.03972 | 284 | 196 | 59 | 29 |
436 | You're the one who requested an authentic mountain guide! | 1.4120 | 0.03941 | 284 | 195 | 61 | 28 |
437 | Mansplain THAT! | 1.4120 | 0.03865 | 301 | 208 | 62 | 31 |
438 | He says we’re lost | 1.4112 | 0.03633 | 304 | 203 | 77 | 24 |
439 | It’s nothing like that. I just do his hair. | 1.4111 | 0.04121 | 270 | 188 | 53 | 29 |
440 | How was I supposed to know that Yeti is now a derogatory term? | 1.4111 | 0.03773 | 270 | 178 | 73 | 19 |
441 | He said "summit" is a noun, not a verb. | 1.4106 | 0.04270 | 263 | 186 | 46 | 31 |
442 | Pleasant guy; very opinionated about global warming | 1.4106 | 0.04097 | 263 | 181 | 56 | 26 |
443 | Maybe NOW you’ll ask for directions. | 1.4105 | 0.04023 | 285 | 199 | 55 | 31 |
444 | Sasquatch? you call a Yeti a Sasquatch? How do you expect him to react? | 1.4105 | 0.03801 | 285 | 192 | 69 | 24 |
445 | A little obnoxious but I wouldn’t say abominable. | 1.4103 | 0.03787 | 290 | 196 | 69 | 25 |
446 | He said he is not abominable, just misunderstood. | 1.4103 | 0.03919 | 273 | 185 | 64 | 24 |
447 | He said a sitting president can be indicted. | 1.4098 | 0.04062 | 266 | 183 | 57 | 26 |
448 | All I said was, "Trump." | 1.4098 | 0.04166 | 266 | 186 | 51 | 29 |
449 | Stop trying to change the subject... | 1.4094 | 0.04086 | 276 | 193 | 53 | 30 |
450 | Yes, I'm leaving you. He's just so comfortable in his own skin. | 1.4093 | 0.03957 | 259 | 174 | 64 | 21 |
451 | Amazing news! He's going to get us the wifi password. | 1.4089 | 0.03994 | 269 | 184 | 60 | 25 |
452 | It’s not just his foot that’s big. | 1.4088 | 0.03852 | 296 | 204 | 63 | 29 |
453 | He said, "No cash, no selfie." | 1.4088 | 0.03908 | 274 | 186 | 64 | 24 |
454 | Look at me when I’m talking to you, Harold. | 1.4086 | 0.03717 | 301 | 204 | 71 | 26 |
455 | Well, he's cheaper than the last guide and he really seems to know his way around! | 1.4085 | 0.03874 | 284 | 194 | 64 | 26 |
456 | He says to walk quietly because they are having a poetry reading. | 1.4081 | 0.03996 | 272 | 187 | 59 | 26 |
457 | It's not the size of his feet I found impressive. | 1.4079 | 0.04138 | 277 | 196 | 49 | 32 |
458 | He said the restaurant at the top is worth the effort. | 1.4079 | 0.03739 | 277 | 184 | 73 | 20 |
459 | You're not changing the subject, we're going to talk about why it's been 5 years and you haven't proposed! | 1.4079 | 0.03834 | 304 | 211 | 62 | 31 |
460 | Well, Bill, I guess this is goodbye. | 1.4075 | 0.04141 | 265 | 185 | 52 | 28 |
461 | I don't think so Tom, Yetis are blurrier than that. | 1.4075 | 0.03919 | 292 | 203 | 59 | 30 |
462 | You just had to go and mention you voted for Trump, didn't you? | 1.4074 | 0.04043 | 297 | 212 | 49 | 36 |
463 | I asked. No selfies. | 1.4074 | 0.03871 | 297 | 206 | 61 | 30 |
464 | He muttered, 'There goes the neighborhood". | 1.4073 | 0.03896 | 275 | 187 | 64 | 24 |
465 | Of course—ask the ten-foot-tall male for directions. To hell with my map, right? | 1.4073 | 0.03930 | 275 | 188 | 62 | 25 |
466 | Nobody says good morning anymore. | 1.4073 | 0.04030 | 275 | 191 | 56 | 28 |
467 | I've hiked the Canadian Rockies but this is my first time in Sasquatchewan. | 1.4073 | 0.03930 | 275 | 188 | 62 | 25 |
468 | He prefers to be called Larger-than-Average Foot. | 1.4071 | 0.03676 | 280 | 185 | 76 | 19 |
469 | So what if he gets there first? Who's he gonna to tell? | 1.4071 | 0.03977 | 280 | 194 | 58 | 28 |
470 | Now look what you've done! You don't smell so great after 4 days in the woods either. Now go apologize to him! | 1.4070 | 0.03700 | 285 | 190 | 74 | 21 |
471 | You know what's 'abominable,' Brandon? Your constant need to deflect. | 1.4068 | 0.04199 | 263 | 185 | 49 | 29 |
472 | I thought you said it would just be the two of us this time... | 1.4068 | 0.03738 | 295 | 200 | 70 | 25 |
473 | Neither of us believe in you, either. | 1.4068 | 0.03948 | 295 | 207 | 56 | 32 |
474 | His hands are tiny. | 1.4068 | 0.03889 | 295 | 205 | 60 | 30 |
475 | We can only take a selfie with him if we promise the photo will be blurry and out of focus. | 1.4067 | 0.04072 | 268 | 186 | 55 | 27 |
476 | You're always trying to change the subject...we need to talk about US! | 1.4067 | 0.03813 | 300 | 207 | 64 | 29 |
477 | The tour book did say that our guide would be a natural climber. | 1.4064 | 0.03850 | 283 | 193 | 65 | 25 |
478 | He prefers the term 'Hirsute Snowman.' | 1.4062 | 0.03927 | 288 | 200 | 59 | 29 |
479 | Hang on a sec .... he's going to grab his selfie stick. | 1.4060 | 0.03881 | 266 | 179 | 66 | 21 |
480 | You could at least have asked for directions! | 1.4055 | 0.04085 | 254 | 174 | 57 | 23 |
481 | The first sign of oxygen deprivation is hallucinating. | 1.4055 | 0.03742 | 291 | 197 | 70 | 24 |
482 | All I said was I thought he’d be a lot taller in person. | 1.4052 | 0.03850 | 269 | 181 | 67 | 21 |
483 | Turns out we’ve strayed onto private property. | 1.4051 | 0.03972 | 274 | 189 | 59 | 26 |
484 | Nevermind that. Why has the cartoonist neglected drawing in the footprints? | 1.4051 | 0.04105 | 274 | 193 | 51 | 30 |
485 | Where exactly did you hire our guide? | 1.4051 | 0.03588 | 316 | 214 | 76 | 26 |
486 | The only thing "abominable" on this mountain is your attitude towards meeting new people! | 1.4049 | 0.04006 | 247 | 166 | 62 | 19 |
487 | You're following in some pretty big footsteps. | 1.4046 | 0.03717 | 304 | 208 | 69 | 27 |
488 | He says enough already. Both he and climate change are real. | 1.4045 | 0.03941 | 267 | 182 | 62 | 23 |
489 | He may be abominable, but you are being insufferable. | 1.4043 | 0.04039 | 277 | 194 | 54 | 29 |
490 | "Were you expecting Julie Andrews?! | 1.4043 | 0.03858 | 282 | 193 | 64 | 25 |
491 | He says go away. The peak is closed due to the government shutdown. | 1.4039 | 0.04257 | 255 | 180 | 47 | 28 |
492 | Of course I didn't look. | 1.4038 | 0.04274 | 265 | 190 | 43 | 32 |
493 | Don't be jealous, Dave. How could I know he'd be up here? | 1.4036 | 0.03810 | 280 | 190 | 67 | 23 |
494 | It's a North Face onesie. | 1.4034 | 0.04032 | 295 | 211 | 49 | 35 |
495 | It’s over Jim, I live on the mountain with Satch now. | 1.4034 | 0.03857 | 295 | 205 | 61 | 29 |
496 | I'm leaving you for someone I can believe in . | 1.4031 | 0.04111 | 258 | 179 | 54 | 25 |
497 | He threw my walking stick off the mountain and whispered, "No one will ever believe you." | 1.4029 | 0.03878 | 273 | 186 | 64 | 23 |
498 | He's not so abominable when you get to know him. | 1.4029 | 0.03947 | 273 | 188 | 60 | 25 |
499 | 'Abominable' is a slur, Jim. It's 2019. | 1.4029 | 0.03913 | 273 | 187 | 62 | 24 |
500 | He says that he'd like to have us for dinner. | 1.4028 | 0.03943 | 283 | 197 | 58 | 28 |
501 | Because he's not obsessed with manscaping, that's why! | 1.4028 | 0.03814 | 283 | 193 | 66 | 24 |
502 | Two young people doing an activity outdoors without taking a selfie- he said he thought that was only a myth! | 1.4028 | 0.03879 | 283 | 195 | 62 | 26 |
503 | Irascible, unforgettable, but not abominable | 1.4027 | 0.03875 | 293 | 204 | 60 | 29 |
504 | Jimmy really went paleo! | 1.4026 | 0.03782 | 303 | 210 | 64 | 29 |
505 | I found him to be very bominable, actually | 1.4023 | 0.04280 | 256 | 182 | 45 | 29 |
506 | Exactly where did you find this guide? | 1.4023 | 0.03913 | 266 | 181 | 63 | 22 |
507 | He said we can take his picture, but to wait until he's far away so that it will be really grainy. | 1.4022 | 0.03827 | 271 | 183 | 67 | 21 |
508 | I told him the park bathrooms are still closed. | 1.4021 | 0.03610 | 291 | 194 | 77 | 20 |
509 | He said the Summit Gift Shop is closed but the cafe is still open. | 1.4021 | 0.03707 | 291 | 197 | 71 | 23 |
510 | He asked how the Jets did this season, then just shook his head and walked away.” | 1.4020 | 0.03846 | 296 | 206 | 61 | 29 |
511 | I'm sorry, but I think he will keep me warmer tonight than you can. | 1.4018 | 0.03725 | 331 | 234 | 61 | 36 |
512 | He’s more expensive than other guides, but he knows these mountains like the back of his hand. | 1.4016 | 0.04119 | 254 | 176 | 54 | 24 |
513 | Please stop saying "ladies first". | 1.4015 | 0.03970 | 264 | 181 | 60 | 23 |
514 | Well, you dont look so great naked either. | 1.4015 | 0.03882 | 269 | 183 | 64 | 22 |
515 | Well, we did agree we'd both see other people. | 1.4015 | 0.03832 | 274 | 186 | 66 | 22 |
516 | He said it’s no fun anymore. Everybody’s abominable. | 1.4014 | 0.04110 | 279 | 199 | 48 | 32 |
517 | What? All I said was that I thought his feet would have been bigger. | 1.4014 | 0.03885 | 279 | 192 | 62 | 25 |
518 | Dale! Are you going to let him talk to me like that?! | 1.4014 | 0.04056 | 284 | 202 | 50 | 32 |
519 | And I was like 'Yeah, right. And I'm the missing link!' | 1.4014 | 0.03820 | 289 | 199 | 64 | 26 |
520 | For once, I agree with you - maybe we shouldn't ask for directions. | 1.4007 | 0.03707 | 272 | 181 | 73 | 18 |
521 | After you.... | 1.4007 | 0.03802 | 277 | 188 | 67 | 22 |
522 | No, I think you better use ’they/them’. | 1.4007 | 0.04061 | 292 | 210 | 47 | 35 |
523 | I thought you packed the camera. | 1.4000 | 0.03871 | 290 | 202 | 60 | 28 |
524 | He says it's a clothing optional peak. | 1.4000 | 0.03835 | 270 | 183 | 66 | 21 |
525 | I'm just wild about Hairy. | 1.4000 | 0.04014 | 285 | 202 | 52 | 31 |
526 | Next time I hire the guide. | 1.4000 | 0.03778 | 290 | 199 | 66 | 25 |
527 | I say we pass him. It's no picnic being downwind from Big Foot. | 1.4000 | 0.03857 | 285 | 197 | 62 | 26 |
528 | He says he does not identify as "abominable." | 1.4000 | 0.04010 | 270 | 188 | 56 | 26 |
529 | Ugh, it's so like him to show up and then just leave. | 1.4000 | 0.03778 | 300 | 208 | 64 | 28 |
530 | Really? All you have to say is that he looks a little bit like my uncle Fred? | 1.4000 | 0.04049 | 260 | 180 | 56 | 24 |
531 | You're not supposed to call them 'abominable' anymore. | 1.3993 | 0.03735 | 298 | 205 | 67 | 26 |
532 | No! I didn't have the camera. I thought you had the camera... | 1.3993 | 0.03687 | 293 | 199 | 71 | 23 |
533 | Do you know if altitude sickness can cause hallucinations? | 1.3993 | 0.03764 | 288 | 197 | 67 | 24 |
534 | Very funny, you had to ask him if he knew Chewbacca! | 1.3993 | 0.03859 | 278 | 191 | 63 | 24 |
535 | Sorry you had to find out this way. | 1.3993 | 0.03706 | 268 | 178 | 73 | 17 |
536 | Well maybe he thinks you're abominable. | 1.3992 | 0.04180 | 258 | 182 | 49 | 27 |
537 | He said if anyone should be called 'abominable' it's people like us who drink pumpkin spice lattes and drive a Prius." | 1.3992 | 0.04357 | 238 | 168 | 45 | 25 |
538 | No,YOU ask him for direction! | 1.3986 | 0.03873 | 296 | 208 | 58 | 30 |
539 | That explains all the yellow snow! | 1.3986 | 0.03927 | 281 | 196 | 58 | 27 |
540 | Relax, I said no. | 1.3986 | 0.03796 | 281 | 192 | 66 | 23 |
541 | So our Airbnb host seems cool. | 1.3986 | 0.03775 | 276 | 187 | 68 | 21 |
542 | Yes, Helen, I'm well aware of what they say about the size of a man's foot. | 1.3985 | 0.03964 | 271 | 188 | 58 | 25 |
543 | He went back to get his camera | 1.3985 | 0.03859 | 271 | 185 | 64 | 22 |
544 | Did you hear that? 'Tourists!' The smug ape called us tourists! | 1.3985 | 0.03964 | 271 | 188 | 58 | 25 |
545 | Apparently, no one has ever called him 'abominable' before. | 1.3985 | 0.03873 | 266 | 181 | 64 | 21 |
546 | he said he's making the Himalayas great again... | 1.3979 | 0.04022 | 284 | 202 | 51 | 31 |
547 | Of course I didn’t ask for a photo together - he must get that all the time. | 1.3974 | 0.03585 | 312 | 213 | 74 | 25 |
548 | He wasn’t the friendliest snowman I’ve ever met, but abominable seems a bit harsh. | 1.3974 | 0.03546 | 302 | 203 | 78 | 21 |
549 | You can be pretty abominable sometimes too, Tad. | 1.3973 | 0.03773 | 297 | 206 | 64 | 27 |
550 | He wants us to stop yodeling. He says he is trying to hibernate. | 1.3973 | 0.03803 | 297 | 207 | 62 | 28 |
551 | Abominable? Quite the contrary, I found him perfectly delightful. | 1.3973 | 0.03862 | 297 | 209 | 58 | 30 |
552 | See?! I told you that your non-stop yodeling was annoying. | 1.3973 | 0.03788 | 292 | 202 | 64 | 26 |
553 | Why are you so surprised? I told you I had family in the area. | 1.3972 | 0.03803 | 287 | 198 | 64 | 25 |
554 | Well, that was anticlimactic.” | 1.3972 | 0.03916 | 282 | 197 | 58 | 27 |
555 | Why would you assume he knows Big Foot? Don't you know how offensive that is? | 1.3968 | 0.04079 | 247 | 170 | 56 | 21 |
556 | I've made up my mind. I want someone more authentic. | 1.3967 | 0.03730 | 305 | 212 | 65 | 28 |
557 | This WOULD happen when we agree to hike without our phones. | 1.3967 | 0.03715 | 300 | 207 | 67 | 26 |
558 | He'll be back in a minute - he forgot his phone. | 1.3966 | 0.03910 | 295 | 209 | 55 | 31 |
559 | I'm sorry Derrick, this is my chance to walk on the wild side. | 1.3965 | 0.03723 | 285 | 194 | 69 | 22 |
560 | A three-way with a Yeti is on your bucket list, Paul, not mine. | 1.3965 | 0.03886 | 285 | 199 | 59 | 27 |
561 | He said something about trying to find himself. | 1.3965 | 0.03886 | 285 | 199 | 59 | 27 |
562 | You had to call him Bigfoot? Seriously? This 2019! | 1.3964 | 0.03870 | 280 | 194 | 61 | 25 |
563 | No...he hasn't seen one either! | 1.3964 | 0.04064 | 280 | 200 | 49 | 31 |
564 | A selfie?! You asked him for a selfie?! | 1.3960 | 0.03747 | 303 | 211 | 64 | 28 |
565 | Blame the cold all you want, Richard. His was obviously bigger. | 1.3958 | 0.03824 | 288 | 200 | 62 | 26 |
566 | He says our small one-toed footprints are scaring his children. | 1.3958 | 0.03774 | 283 | 194 | 66 | 23 |
567 | "I don't care if you think he doesn't exist, I'm following him." | 1.3958 | 0.03840 | 283 | 196 | 62 | 25 |
568 | You were supposed to pack the camera! | 1.3955 | 0.03677 | 311 | 216 | 67 | 28 |
569 | Well, he does seem to know the way, Allen. | 1.3954 | 0.03938 | 263 | 181 | 60 | 22 |
570 | I can't believe you left the camera in the car. | 1.3953 | 0.03489 | 301 | 201 | 81 | 19 |
571 | Next time, you pick the tour guide. | 1.3953 | 0.03823 | 301 | 212 | 59 | 30 |
572 | No, Bigfoot is the one in the forests. Look what you did - now he’s upset. | 1.3953 | 0.04087 | 253 | 176 | 54 | 23 |
573 | Thanks to the governmental parks shutdown, even Big Foot is unemployed. | 1.3946 | 0.03996 | 261 | 181 | 57 | 23 |
574 | Let’s respect his self-identification as gender-fluid and use the term “snow-person.” | 1.3945 | 0.03897 | 256 | 174 | 63 | 19 |
575 | Dinner’s at 7 but his agent booked a last minute sighting so he might be a touch late. | 1.3944 | 0.03763 | 284 | 195 | 66 | 23 |
576 | They're an Abominable Non-Binary Snowperson, Doug. | 1.3940 | 0.03954 | 302 | 218 | 49 | 35 |
577 | I guess we'll have to go back. He says the hiking trail is closed because of the shutdown. | 1.3939 | 0.04209 | 264 | 190 | 44 | 30 |
578 | I think the correct term is Abominable Snowperson. | 1.3939 | 0.03678 | 297 | 204 | 69 | 24 |
579 | I'm sorry, Jason, but size does matter. | 1.3938 | 0.04054 | 259 | 181 | 54 | 24 |
580 | He just took my water bottle because it has his name on it. | 1.3938 | 0.04163 | 259 | 184 | 48 | 27 |
581 | Sorry Larry. Size matters. | 1.3933 | 0.04240 | 267 | 194 | 41 | 32 |
582 | He's right, I have to choose. Goodbye, Mark. | 1.3933 | 0.03966 | 267 | 186 | 57 | 24 |
583 | At least HE's willing to ask directions | 1.3932 | 0.03817 | 295 | 207 | 60 | 28 |
584 | We're nearly the first blind people ever to climb Everest! | 1.3931 | 0.04163 | 262 | 187 | 47 | 28 |
585 | Call me in an hour, in case things get weird. Then I’ll have an excuse to bail. | 1.3931 | 0.03707 | 290 | 199 | 68 | 23 |
586 | He says he needs to go off and find himself, for once. | 1.3931 | 0.03834 | 290 | 203 | 60 | 27 |
587 | He admitted to cranky, but denied being abominable. | 1.3931 | 0.03739 | 290 | 200 | 66 | 24 |
588 | I'll tell you what's abominable, Stu. Your attitude. | 1.3931 | 0.03865 | 290 | 204 | 58 | 28 |
589 | In his case, big feet just means big feet. | 1.3930 | 0.03753 | 285 | 196 | 66 | 23 |
590 | He's offended you called him "abominable" because he self-identifies as "adorable." | 1.3929 | 0.03833 | 280 | 194 | 62 | 24 |
591 | The only abominable part of this situation is your unwillingness to ask for directions | 1.3922 | 0.03802 | 306 | 217 | 58 | 31 |
592 | Don't bother. Nobody will believe you and it will really screw up your career. | 1.3921 | 0.03784 | 278 | 191 | 65 | 22 |
593 | He's not anti-social, he just needs to pee. | 1.3921 | 0.03818 | 278 | 192 | 63 | 23 |
594 | You ALWAYS complain when I ask for directions!! | 1.3921 | 0.03784 | 278 | 191 | 65 | 22 |
595 | Chewbacca? Seriously, Neil. Get a life." | 1.3920 | 0.03959 | 250 | 171 | 60 | 19 |
596 | Well, you finally got to meet my ex. | 1.3919 | 0.03832 | 273 | 188 | 63 | 22 |
597 | So now you’re jealous of a man who’s yet to fully evolve? | 1.3919 | 0.03652 | 273 | 183 | 73 | 17 |
598 | And that’s exactly why it’s important to ask their prounouns before assuming. | 1.3919 | 0.03653 | 296 | 203 | 70 | 23 |
599 | No, Derek, you're the one who was being abominable. | 1.3919 | 0.03715 | 296 | 205 | 66 | 25 |
600 | When he goes high, we go low. | 1.3918 | 0.03792 | 291 | 203 | 62 | 26 |
601 | He said to make sure the photos of him are really blurry | 1.3915 | 0.04100 | 258 | 182 | 51 | 25 |
602 | You’re a nice guy, Doug, but my taste in men has always been abominable. | 1.3915 | 0.04048 | 281 | 202 | 48 | 31 |
603 | You seriously asked him what the wi-fi password is up here? | 1.3913 | 0.03896 | 299 | 214 | 53 | 32 |
604 | No, I haven't seen Steve Bannon. Why do you ask? | 1.3913 | 0.04005 | 253 | 175 | 57 | 21 |
605 | Just this once, could you forget you're a guy, and please ask directions? | 1.3913 | 0.03837 | 276 | 191 | 62 | 23 |
606 | We came to a meeting of the minds. He said to get off his mountain and I said OK. | 1.3911 | 0.04059 | 271 | 193 | 50 | 28 |
607 | I haven't seen Jerry since high school. Shame, he really let himself go. | 1.3911 | 0.04258 | 248 | 177 | 45 | 26 |
608 | Bigfoot’s got small hands. | 1.3910 | 0.04045 | 266 | 188 | 52 | 26 |
609 | He said we should have called first. | 1.3910 | 0.04010 | 266 | 187 | 54 | 25 |
610 | Did he invite us over to dinner or over for dinner? | 1.3909 | 0.03620 | 307 | 212 | 70 | 25 |
611 | He isn’t giving us back our cameras. He said he doesn’t want his family all over social media. | 1.3908 | 0.04348 | 238 | 170 | 43 | 25 |
612 | Are you lost, too? I’m just following that guy... He seems to know the area. | 1.3907 | 0.03704 | 279 | 190 | 69 | 20 |
613 | Yes, Kevin. It’s goodbye. Size does matter. | 1.3907 | 0.03940 | 279 | 197 | 55 | 27 |
614 | I don't care--he's still electable. | 1.3907 | 0.03973 | 279 | 198 | 53 | 28 |
615 | Let's just ask for directions! | 1.3906 | 0.04047 | 256 | 179 | 54 | 23 |
616 | Let him cool off. Now that he knows people are real he needs a moment to adjust. | 1.3906 | 0.04159 | 256 | 182 | 48 | 26 |
617 | Another newby...no gear, no backpack and not even sunglasses. | 1.3903 | 0.03977 | 269 | 189 | 55 | 25 |
618 | Why won't you ever ask for directions? | 1.3903 | 0.03765 | 310 | 220 | 59 | 31 |
619 | Didn’t the doctor say the altitude medicine could have some weird side effects...? | 1.3902 | 0.03599 | 287 | 194 | 74 | 19 |
620 | He said he thinks WE’RE abominable. | 1.3901 | 0.03973 | 282 | 201 | 52 | 29 |
621 | He's just a better fit for the life I want to lead. | 1.3898 | 0.03874 | 295 | 210 | 55 | 30 |
622 | I'm leaving you, Henry. If I have to settle for an abominable man, it might as well be the real thing. | 1.3893 | 0.04194 | 262 | 189 | 44 | 29 |
623 | He's crude,rude,lewd and on the way up. I have an idea, lets make him president. | 1.3893 | 0.04229 | 262 | 190 | 42 | 30 |
624 | He says the "y" is silent. | 1.3893 | 0.04025 | 280 | 201 | 49 | 30 |
625 | He wants to find himself. | 1.3893 | 0.03961 | 280 | 199 | 53 | 28 |
626 | I've found someone. | 1.3893 | 0.03830 | 280 | 195 | 61 | 24 |
627 | He's going back to tell his tribe we're real | 1.3891 | 0.03913 | 275 | 193 | 57 | 25 |
628 | Admit it. We're lost! | 1.3889 | 0.03753 | 288 | 200 | 64 | 24 |
629 | You really didn't know 'abominable' is an insulting term? | 1.3887 | 0.03728 | 301 | 211 | 63 | 27 |
630 | What do you mean you forgot to pack a camera? | 1.3887 | 0.03833 | 283 | 198 | 60 | 25 |
631 | I've decided I'm going with him--he couldn't be more abominable than you. | 1.3887 | 0.03962 | 283 | 202 | 52 | 29 |
632 | Yet he what? | 1.3885 | 0.03743 | 296 | 207 | 63 | 26 |
633 | You can’t just ASK someone if they’re BIGFOOT! | 1.3883 | 0.03820 | 291 | 205 | 59 | 27 |
634 | Well who else should we ask for directions? | 1.3883 | 0.03788 | 291 | 204 | 61 | 26 |
635 | I’m not sure what he meant, but he mumbled something about needing to build a wall. | 1.3883 | 0.03942 | 291 | 209 | 51 | 31 |
636 | Yup, turns out it’s true what they say about a man with a big foot. | 1.3879 | 0.03852 | 281 | 197 | 59 | 25 |
637 | He’s way less blurry than I imagined. | 1.3879 | 0.03852 | 281 | 197 | 59 | 25 |
638 | C’mon, he said if we follow him he’ll “make us dinner.” | 1.3879 | 0.03884 | 281 | 198 | 57 | 26 |
639 | For the last time, Melvin, NOTHING HAPPENED!!! | 1.3877 | 0.03935 | 276 | 195 | 55 | 26 |
640 | He doesn't look anything like his picture. | 1.3877 | 0.03799 | 276 | 191 | 63 | 22 |
641 | Well sometimes you can be abominable too, Chad! | 1.3877 | 0.04001 | 276 | 197 | 51 | 28 |
642 | He's unimpressed with his first human sighting. | 1.3877 | 0.03833 | 276 | 192 | 61 | 23 |
643 | I didn't bring the camera, I thought you brought the camera! | 1.3870 | 0.03988 | 261 | 183 | 55 | 23 |
644 | We're just friends. | 1.3869 | 0.03817 | 274 | 190 | 62 | 22 |
645 | He told me he identifies as a Yeti. | 1.3869 | 0.03746 | 274 | 188 | 66 | 20 |
646 | I gotta go. My boyfriend doesn’t like me talking to strangers. | 1.3868 | 0.03793 | 287 | 201 | 61 | 25 |
647 | Just pack my camera, I said! Just pack my camera! Even he thinks you're an idiot | 1.3868 | 0.03760 | 287 | 200 | 63 | 24 |
648 | Its true what they say about big feet. I’m going with him. | 1.3867 | 0.03910 | 300 | 217 | 50 | 33 |
649 | He will show us around, but he said no selfies. | 1.3866 | 0.03567 | 313 | 217 | 71 | 25 |
650 | I told you we were too high... | 1.3864 | 0.03665 | 308 | 216 | 65 | 27 |
651 | He wouldn’t stop for a selfie. Said he was having a bad hair day. | 1.3862 | 0.03732 | 290 | 202 | 64 | 24 |
652 | I won't be needing you now. | 1.3861 | 0.03971 | 259 | 181 | 56 | 22 |
653 | He’s more ambivalent than abominable. | 1.3855 | 0.03943 | 275 | 195 | 54 | 26 |
654 | I'm going with him. You can keep the kids. | 1.3855 | 0.03909 | 275 | 194 | 56 | 25 |
655 | Are you sure the sign said this hike was good for "abdominals." | 1.3852 | 0.04097 | 270 | 195 | 46 | 29 |
656 | Call it one more time. He thinks he dropped the phone on this side of the mountain. | 1.3852 | 0.04064 | 270 | 194 | 48 | 28 |
657 | It’s not what you think He’s just a friend No one will believe you anyway | 1.3852 | 0.03796 | 283 | 198 | 61 | 24 |
658 | But I'm still right about Loch Ness | 1.3849 | 0.03811 | 278 | 194 | 61 | 23 |
659 | No, I left my camera at home - why? | 1.3849 | 0.03977 | 278 | 199 | 51 | 28 |
660 | He says it's available but we have to book through Airbnb. | 1.3849 | 0.03814 | 304 | 218 | 55 | 31 |
661 | I'm just saying it wouldn't hurt you to be more like him.. strong, self-sufficient, a little bohemian. | 1.3846 | 0.03845 | 260 | 179 | 62 | 19 |
662 | Wow, his carbon footprint is tiny! | 1.3846 | 0.03894 | 273 | 192 | 57 | 24 |
663 | Let him win. | 1.3846 | 0.03845 | 260 | 179 | 62 | 19 |
664 | So he's abominable. Who are you to talk? | 1.3844 | 0.03878 | 294 | 211 | 53 | 30 |
665 | He took a selfie with me, he said to show his friends. | 1.3838 | 0.03914 | 271 | 191 | 56 | 24 |
666 | He said it's pronounced 'Yay-tea'. | 1.3836 | 0.03615 | 292 | 201 | 70 | 21 |
667 | He's going to go build a wall to keep us out | 1.3836 | 0.03897 | 292 | 210 | 52 | 30 |
668 | He says he’ll be back to chat after he gets in his 10,000 steps | 1.3836 | 0.03774 | 292 | 206 | 60 | 26 |
669 | He's more of a primate than you'll ever be. | 1.3835 | 0.03966 | 266 | 188 | 54 | 24 |
670 | Why don't you ever believe me? | 1.3833 | 0.03757 | 287 | 201 | 62 | 24 |
671 | Mostly grumbling but I thought I heard something about climate change. | 1.3832 | 0.03951 | 274 | 195 | 53 | 26 |
672 | He said real men don't use walking sticks. | 1.3832 | 0.03883 | 274 | 193 | 57 | 24 |
673 | Look, he gets me and you don't. | 1.3832 | 0.03883 | 274 | 193 | 57 | 24 |
674 | It's your turn to ask for directions. | 1.3832 | 0.03813 | 274 | 191 | 61 | 22 |
675 | He isn't real and I am not going to turn around. | 1.3832 | 0.03883 | 274 | 193 | 57 | 24 |
676 | You just will not ask directions. | 1.3831 | 0.03984 | 261 | 184 | 54 | 23 |
677 | He says he'll retire when they find somebody who can fill his shoes. | 1.3831 | 0.03984 | 261 | 184 | 54 | 23 |
678 | Goodbye, Todd. He may be abominable, but at least he’s a good listener. | 1.3830 | 0.03668 | 282 | 194 | 68 | 20 |
679 | You wouldn't believe the things we've seen here since the government shutdown | 1.3829 | 0.03934 | 269 | 190 | 55 | 24 |
680 | Yeah, well he's twice the man you'll ever be! | 1.3828 | 0.03615 | 303 | 211 | 68 | 24 |
681 | Abominable? I actually found him quite adorable! | 1.3828 | 0.03664 | 290 | 201 | 67 | 22 |
682 | So he's a hairy beast, big deal. He still should say hi when someone says hi to him." | 1.3828 | 0.03696 | 290 | 202 | 65 | 23 |
683 | That's Dad. He'll warm up after you spend time with him. | 1.3826 | 0.03987 | 264 | 187 | 53 | 24 |
684 | You're just not out-doorsy enough for me Gerald." | 1.3826 | 0.03749 | 298 | 211 | 60 | 27 |
685 | I told you that stupid wall wouldn't work | 1.3826 | 0.03838 | 298 | 214 | 54 | 30 |
686 | He said if we keep his secret, he'll validate our parking. | 1.3825 | 0.04018 | 251 | 176 | 54 | 21 |
687 | He asked me if I’ve seen his pants. | 1.3825 | 0.03897 | 251 | 173 | 60 | 18 |
688 | He's not as abominable in person. | 1.3824 | 0.03832 | 272 | 190 | 60 | 22 |
689 | Strange...he kept muttering, 'No collusion, no collusion, no collusion', as he walked by! | 1.3824 | 0.03765 | 306 | 219 | 57 | 30 |
690 | You just had to go and talk about his feet, didn't you. | 1.3821 | 0.04075 | 246 | 173 | 52 | 21 |
691 | He might be abominable, Brad, but at least he's going to make it to the top | 1.3821 | 0.04034 | 246 | 172 | 54 | 20 |
692 | It's obviously much easier without a pack. | 1.3819 | 0.03475 | 309 | 212 | 76 | 21 |
693 | Hard to miss....looks like it is true what they say about big feet. | 1.3818 | 0.04039 | 275 | 199 | 47 | 29 |
694 | He has really little hands. | 1.3816 | 0.03825 | 283 | 200 | 58 | 25 |
695 | No, YOU ask him if he wants to take a selfie. | 1.3815 | 0.04094 | 270 | 196 | 45 | 29 |
696 | He wanted to know if Donald Trump was still president. | 1.3814 | 0.03718 | 291 | 204 | 63 | 24 |
697 | How would you like to be called the abominable hiker? His name is Dave. | 1.3814 | 0.03812 | 291 | 207 | 57 | 27 |
698 | But you complained the last guide talked too much! | 1.3813 | 0.04026 | 257 | 182 | 52 | 23 |
699 | Brett's really committed to paleo this year. | 1.3813 | 0.04210 | 257 | 187 | 42 | 28 |
700 | No one will ever believe we forgot our phones. | 1.3813 | 0.03616 | 299 | 208 | 68 | 23 |
701 | I guess we are on the Evolutionary Path! | 1.3811 | 0.03790 | 265 | 183 | 63 | 19 |
702 | He's depressed. Says he once was at the very top of the "Fake News" charts! | 1.3811 | 0.03892 | 286 | 205 | 53 | 28 |
703 | He says he's in the Witness Protection Program. | 1.3811 | 0.03796 | 286 | 202 | 59 | 25 |
704 | Apparently people tell him that all the time. | 1.3810 | 0.03657 | 315 | 224 | 62 | 29 |
705 | Great...now we have to have lunch with him! | 1.3808 | 0.03917 | 260 | 182 | 57 | 21 |
706 | Small world; his cousin was our tour guide in the Pacific Northwest. | 1.3808 | 0.03992 | 260 | 184 | 53 | 23 |
707 | Who knew the word "abominable" was offensive? | 1.3808 | 0.04029 | 260 | 185 | 51 | 24 |
708 | Shouldnt it be Big Feet? | 1.3806 | 0.03670 | 289 | 201 | 66 | 22 |
709 | He's abominable until he's had his coffee. | 1.3806 | 0.03862 | 289 | 207 | 54 | 28 |
710 | Why didn't you just ask him for directions? | 1.3806 | 0.03670 | 289 | 201 | 66 | 22 |
711 | Is everyone on Paleo this cranky? | 1.3803 | 0.04178 | 234 | 165 | 49 | 20 |
712 | He says our big carbon footprint scares him. | 1.3802 | 0.03847 | 263 | 183 | 60 | 20 |
713 | You're abominable... He's harmless. | 1.3801 | 0.03910 | 271 | 192 | 55 | 24 |
714 | I’m telling you, he’s just the type of outsider the DNC is looking for. | 1.3801 | 0.03979 | 271 | 194 | 51 | 26 |
715 | He asked us to tell the world that his feet are proportionate to the rest of his body -- and that his name is Ralph. | 1.3798 | 0.03753 | 287 | 202 | 61 | 24 |
716 | You just had to INSIST we didn't bring our iPhones on this hike, didn't you? | 1.3797 | 0.04068 | 266 | 192 | 47 | 27 |
717 | He says he goes down to the valley once in a while to check on a B & B and gastro-pub he co-owns. | 1.3796 | 0.03702 | 274 | 189 | 66 | 19 |
718 | Either Sasquatch or Yeti is fine. But don't ever tell him his feet are big. | 1.3795 | 0.03581 | 303 | 211 | 69 | 23 |
719 | I'm not racist. Some of my best friends are abominable. | 1.3794 | 0.04146 | 253 | 182 | 46 | 25 |
720 | I think that's the new one piece from The North Face | 1.3794 | 0.04031 | 253 | 179 | 52 | 22 |
721 | The tour guide really seems at home up here | 1.3794 | 0.03595 | 282 | 193 | 71 | 18 |
722 | You had to mention the feet. | 1.3794 | 0.03994 | 282 | 205 | 47 | 30 |
723 | I don’t care if he’s the last of his kind, if you’re not going to tell him we’re lost, I will. | 1.3793 | 0.03693 | 290 | 203 | 64 | 23 |
724 | I told you he wouldn't believe in us. | 1.3793 | 0.03828 | 261 | 181 | 61 | 19 |
725 | I DID pitch him. He said he hates the genre, your co-star idea, and is holding out for a name director. | 1.3791 | 0.03779 | 277 | 194 | 61 | 22 |
726 | I want to start seeing other hominidae | 1.3790 | 0.04128 | 248 | 177 | 48 | 23 |
727 | Great. Next on the bucket list is Hoffa. | 1.3789 | 0.03771 | 285 | 201 | 60 | 24 |
728 | Well, "it" said 'me no do directions, but you follow- have short cut', so Yes, I am sure it is male. | 1.3789 | 0.03836 | 285 | 203 | 56 | 26 |
729 | He’s abominable alright but I’ll take that over needy any day. | 1.3789 | 0.03803 | 285 | 202 | 58 | 25 |
730 | You call our guide abominable, and you’re surprised he walks out on us? | 1.3788 | 0.03835 | 264 | 184 | 60 | 20 |
731 | Call him abominable all you like. I'm still leaving you. | 1.3786 | 0.03620 | 309 | 218 | 65 | 26 |
732 | No, YOU ask him. | 1.3786 | 0.03917 | 280 | 201 | 52 | 27 |
733 | You’re going to let him say that to me? | 1.3784 | 0.03793 | 296 | 212 | 56 | 28 |
734 | I'm invited to a party at his chateau, but I need to 'lose the geek'. | 1.3784 | 0.03886 | 259 | 181 | 58 | 20 |
735 | Yet I like him. | 1.3781 | 0.03789 | 283 | 200 | 59 | 24 |
736 | The one time you tell me to put my phone down. | 1.3780 | 0.03840 | 291 | 209 | 54 | 28 |
737 | Indomitable, abominable - whatever. At least he doesn’t nitpick like you. | 1.3780 | 0.03777 | 291 | 207 | 58 | 26 |
738 | They turned him back at the border. | 1.3778 | 0.03987 | 270 | 194 | 50 | 26 |
739 | Let me get this straight - your main concern is that I'm incorrect in using the term Big Foot? | 1.3777 | 0.03768 | 278 | 195 | 61 | 22 |
740 | What?! He needed directions. | 1.3777 | 0.03870 | 278 | 198 | 55 | 25 |
741 | Why can't you just ask directions,Keith?! | 1.3776 | 0.03727 | 286 | 201 | 62 | 23 |
742 | He wanted the WiFi password. | 1.3774 | 0.03970 | 265 | 189 | 52 | 24 |
743 | Of course we can't keep up with him... That guy's a legend! | 1.3772 | 0.03807 | 281 | 199 | 58 | 24 |
744 | He doesn't know how far to the top. He's on vacation too. | 1.3772 | 0.03739 | 281 | 197 | 62 | 22 |
745 | The size of his hands and feet should tell you why I dumped you! Or do you want to know more? | 1.3772 | 0.04034 | 281 | 206 | 44 | 31 |
746 | You don't need to get all weird about it. I told him I wasn't interested. | 1.3771 | 0.03566 | 297 | 206 | 70 | 21 |
747 | I still think we should have asked for directions | 1.3770 | 0.04039 | 252 | 179 | 51 | 22 |
748 | So what if he is? Did you have to call him Abominable to his face? | 1.3769 | 0.03937 | 268 | 191 | 53 | 24 |
749 | Quit following me! I told you I’m with him now. | 1.3768 | 0.03923 | 276 | 198 | 52 | 26 |
750 | I've been such a fool, Bob. I'm back. Can you ever forgive me? | 1.3765 | 0.03933 | 247 | 172 | 57 | 18 |
751 | He may be abominable, but at least he listens to me! | 1.3764 | 0.03763 | 271 | 189 | 62 | 20 |
752 | Yes, I asked for directions. We were lost! | 1.3763 | 0.03791 | 279 | 197 | 59 | 23 |
753 | They won't believe us if we don't have a selfie. | 1.3763 | 0.03757 | 279 | 196 | 61 | 22 |
754 | You're entitled to your opinion, but I think he's adorable. | 1.3763 | 0.03581 | 295 | 205 | 69 | 21 |
755 | I TOLD you not to waste your cell phone battery on selfies! | 1.3760 | 0.03981 | 250 | 176 | 54 | 20 |
756 | He doesn’ know the way either. | 1.3760 | 0.03971 | 258 | 183 | 53 | 22 |
757 | He said that the tea room is closed for the season and the gift shop is sub-par, so I say we try K2. | 1.3759 | 0.03734 | 274 | 191 | 63 | 20 |
758 | He’s the Deplorable Snowman, and wants to Make Mt. Everest Great Again. | 1.3759 | 0.03943 | 274 | 197 | 51 | 26 |
759 | They were out of Sherpas. | 1.3759 | 0.03829 | 282 | 201 | 56 | 25 |
760 | He says we missed a trail marker about a mile back. | 1.3755 | 0.03844 | 277 | 197 | 56 | 24 |
761 | They prefer the term "yetx." | 1.3755 | 0.03775 | 277 | 195 | 60 | 22 |
762 | He said he doesn't believe in us | 1.3754 | 0.03767 | 285 | 202 | 59 | 24 |
763 | You promised, no nude resorts this year. | 1.3754 | 0.03832 | 285 | 204 | 55 | 26 |
764 | I thought you said you were bringing an imaginary friend! | 1.3754 | 0.03593 | 301 | 211 | 67 | 23 |
765 | You didn't tell me we were coming to meet your parents. | 1.3750 | 0.03834 | 288 | 207 | 54 | 27 |
766 | He's a great guide but his people skills are abominable | 1.3750 | 0.03834 | 288 | 207 | 54 | 27 |
767 | Like I said, it gets a little hairy near the top. | 1.3750 | 0.03677 | 264 | 181 | 67 | 16 |
768 | He wanted $20 for the selfie. | 1.3750 | 0.03814 | 280 | 199 | 57 | 24 |
769 | He says he isn't abominable, just antisocial. | 1.3746 | 0.03422 | 315 | 218 | 76 | 21 |
770 | OUR relationship is abominable, Bob. I'm going with him. | 1.3746 | 0.03774 | 291 | 208 | 57 | 26 |
771 | We're in luck, he said tourists are too salty. | 1.3746 | 0.03580 | 283 | 195 | 70 | 18 |
772 | No, I agree with him - it’s your attitude that’s abominable | 1.3745 | 0.03793 | 275 | 194 | 59 | 22 |
773 | He's the least abominable thing in my life right now. | 1.3745 | 0.03958 | 259 | 184 | 53 | 22 |
774 | It’s over, John. I’m going to follow my heart. | 1.3741 | 0.03745 | 294 | 210 | 58 | 26 |
775 | I thought he was with you. | 1.3741 | 0.03683 | 294 | 208 | 62 | 24 |
776 | He said he would like to be known as the “somewhat disturbing snowman” | 1.3741 | 0.03589 | 286 | 198 | 69 | 19 |
777 | You meet the same people on the way down as you do on the way up. | 1.3741 | 0.03842 | 270 | 191 | 57 | 22 |
778 | You and your stupid Dad jokes, no we aren't "there Yeti!" | 1.3740 | 0.03925 | 262 | 186 | 54 | 22 |
779 | Says he's headed back to a more civil society. | 1.3740 | 0.03934 | 254 | 179 | 55 | 20 |
780 | She says that her children don't believe that there is such a thing as a human. Would you mind? It would only take a minute. | 1.3738 | 0.03558 | 305 | 214 | 68 | 23 |
781 | He's not so abominable once you get to know him. | 1.3737 | 0.03529 | 289 | 199 | 72 | 18 |
782 | It only gets hairier from here on out. | 1.3737 | 0.03836 | 281 | 201 | 55 | 25 |
783 | The one time we leave our phones in the car. | 1.3737 | 0.03902 | 281 | 203 | 51 | 27 |
784 | Seriously?! You forgot your camera? | 1.3737 | 0.03735 | 281 | 198 | 61 | 22 |
785 | he asked me to join the mile high club. I told him that was an urban legend. | 1.3735 | 0.04069 | 249 | 178 | 49 | 22 |
786 | The one time we decide to leave our cell phones behind!.., | 1.3733 | 0.03668 | 292 | 206 | 63 | 23 |
787 | He's climbing every mountain till he finds his dream. | 1.3732 | 0.03839 | 284 | 204 | 54 | 26 |
788 | I just feel like you're missing the big picture here. | 1.3731 | 0.03788 | 268 | 188 | 60 | 20 |
789 | Will you just ask for directions already! | 1.3731 | 0.03945 | 260 | 185 | 53 | 22 |
790 | He's abominable, not deplorable. | 1.3730 | 0.03955 | 252 | 178 | 54 | 20 |
791 | I’m not saying you’re stalking me but you have to admit it is a pretty big coincidence to find you here on my third Yeti date. | 1.3729 | 0.03704 | 295 | 210 | 60 | 25 |
792 | He explicitly said "no autographs" and you thought a selfie would be fine? | 1.3729 | 0.03609 | 295 | 207 | 66 | 22 |
793 | He seemed cold to me. | 1.3728 | 0.03809 | 287 | 206 | 55 | 26 |
794 | Abominable, really? You couldn't just call him Yeti? | 1.3728 | 0.03787 | 279 | 198 | 58 | 23 |
795 | He’s your friend. You tell him to cut back on the paleo diet. | 1.3727 | 0.03901 | 271 | 194 | 53 | 24 |
796 | He says to avoid the latrine at Camp 4. | 1.3727 | 0.03722 | 271 | 189 | 63 | 19 |
797 | Don't just stand there, make him give me my camera back. | 1.3724 | 0.03685 | 290 | 205 | 62 | 23 |
798 | He was more interesting before he came out. | 1.3723 | 0.03690 | 282 | 198 | 63 | 21 |
799 | Yes, Galen, I'm going with him. His empathetic listening skills and his willingness to forsake the negative din of social media are powerfully compelling inducements to cave dwelling. | 1.3723 | 0.03758 | 282 | 200 | 59 | 23 |
800 | No, I wasn't flirting with him - 23&me says he's my cousin. | 1.3723 | 0.03551 | 282 | 194 | 71 | 17 |
801 | He says the wait for the summit is about 20 minutes, and suggests we relax in the bar. | 1.3723 | 0.03621 | 282 | 196 | 67 | 19 |
802 | I guess the Ice Man cometh and goeth. | 1.3723 | 0.03690 | 282 | 198 | 63 | 21 |
803 | Of course you hurt his feelings! Who wants to be called Abominable! It's Yeti! Yeti!! | 1.3723 | 0.03835 | 274 | 195 | 56 | 23 |
804 | Apparently, it IS lonely at the top. | 1.3723 | 0.03693 | 274 | 191 | 64 | 19 |
805 | No, Jason...the $165 you spent on that trekking pole you'll never use again...that's abominable. | 1.3723 | 0.03870 | 274 | 196 | 54 | 24 |
806 | He said that “closing the parks was an abomination”. | 1.3722 | 0.04094 | 266 | 195 | 43 | 28 |
807 | You just had to mention his feet! | 1.3721 | 0.03811 | 258 | 180 | 60 | 18 |
808 | No, what’s “abominable” is your xenophobia. | 1.3718 | 0.03907 | 277 | 200 | 51 | 26 |
809 | How much do we tip him? | 1.3718 | 0.03940 | 277 | 201 | 49 | 27 |
810 | He'll be back in a minute. Just gone to get his camera. | 1.3717 | 0.03991 | 269 | 195 | 48 | 26 |
811 | I told you five times: the proper ethnic description is 'substantially-footed American'. | 1.3716 | 0.03780 | 261 | 182 | 61 | 18 |
812 | From here on it gets a bit hairy. | 1.3715 | 0.03862 | 253 | 177 | 58 | 18 |
813 | He is a last minute hire during the government shut down....Parks sent him over.... | 1.3713 | 0.03819 | 272 | 193 | 57 | 22 |
814 | I don’t miss a thing hiking blind, do you? | 1.3713 | 0.04421 | 237 | 176 | 34 | 27 |
815 | I'd say he's pretty terrible, but not abominable. | 1.3711 | 0.03870 | 256 | 180 | 57 | 19 |
816 | I thought his feet would be bigger. | 1.3710 | 0.03713 | 283 | 200 | 61 | 22 |
817 | He says he doesn't want to hear the good news about Jesus. | 1.3710 | 0.04098 | 283 | 212 | 37 | 34 |
818 | Yes, he says they only kill the ones on snowboards | 1.3710 | 0.03713 | 283 | 200 | 61 | 22 |
819 | You think he's abominable. I think he's warm and fuzzy. | 1.3710 | 0.03574 | 310 | 220 | 65 | 25 |
820 | Dad! You promised you would be nice to him! | 1.3710 | 0.03574 | 310 | 220 | 65 | 25 |
821 | He said nowadays he considers himself more woke than abominable | 1.3709 | 0.03789 | 275 | 195 | 58 | 22 |
822 | Let's just say that her 23andMe results didn't come back as expected. | 1.3709 | 0.03926 | 275 | 199 | 50 | 26 |
823 | I asked him if he was a Yeti and he said ‘Not yeti’. | 1.3708 | 0.03869 | 267 | 190 | 55 | 22 |
824 | Why can’t we ever go out, just the two of us, Harold? | 1.3708 | 0.04115 | 267 | 197 | 41 | 29 |
825 | Yeah right, I’m not falling for that again | 1.3707 | 0.03741 | 294 | 211 | 57 | 26 |
826 | Not to intimidate you, but you have some big shoes to fill. | 1.3707 | 0.03772 | 294 | 212 | 55 | 27 |
827 | He said he's with National Geographic. | 1.3707 | 0.03615 | 294 | 207 | 65 | 22 |
828 | Abominable, yeti find him intriguing. | 1.3706 | 0.03719 | 286 | 203 | 60 | 23 |
829 | Please, make it stop. He's been singing "valderee valdera" since base camp. | 1.3706 | 0.03751 | 286 | 204 | 58 | 24 |
830 | I asked if I could follow him, but he said he's off Twitter. | 1.3706 | 0.03719 | 286 | 203 | 60 | 23 |
831 | Really? I thought his English was pretty good, considering. | 1.3706 | 0.03663 | 313 | 226 | 58 | 29 |
832 | Really? You had to use the 'a' word? | 1.3705 | 0.04082 | 251 | 181 | 47 | 23 |
833 | Don't be so jealous. Sometimes big feet mean just that. | 1.3705 | 0.03862 | 278 | 200 | 53 | 25 |
834 | Next time I get to choose a guide. | 1.3704 | 0.03802 | 270 | 191 | 58 | 21 |
835 | You're not going to believe me, but I think I just saw your ex-wife. | 1.3702 | 0.03881 | 289 | 211 | 49 | 29 |
836 | Well maybe you should think before you call someone abominable! | 1.3701 | 0.03798 | 281 | 201 | 56 | 24 |
837 | No pictures. Both of us vowed to be more present this year. | 1.3701 | 0.03865 | 281 | 203 | 52 | 26 |
838 | Size does matter. | 1.3701 | 0.03798 | 281 | 201 | 56 | 24 |
839 | "It's eerie to see him in the wild and not tweeting." | 1.3701 | 0.04197 | 254 | 187 | 40 | 27 |
840 | He made a pass at me and you DID NOTHING ?!! | 1.3700 | 0.03877 | 273 | 196 | 53 | 24 |
841 | He said he was going back up until Trump gets impeached. | 1.3696 | 0.04047 | 276 | 204 | 42 | 30 |
842 | You heard him, Jim. We're just going to stop at his cave for a quick lunch and then we'll be on our way. | 1.3696 | 0.03671 | 276 | 193 | 64 | 19 |
843 | You are not paying attention to me. | 1.3695 | 0.03762 | 295 | 213 | 55 | 27 |
844 | You were the only one being abominable just now, Steve! | 1.3694 | 0.03893 | 268 | 192 | 53 | 23 |
845 | Well if you don’t want me to ask for directions then don’t lose the map next time. | 1.3694 | 0.04034 | 268 | 196 | 45 | 27 |
846 | You had to go and call him abominable, didn’t you? | 1.3693 | 0.03773 | 287 | 206 | 56 | 25 |
847 | If I have to settle for cold and emotionless, I’ll go with the Yeti. | 1.3692 | 0.03817 | 279 | 200 | 55 | 24 |
848 | He's a great guide, but he's not much for conversation. | 1.3692 | 0.03572 | 279 | 193 | 69 | 17 |
849 | This isn't what I meant when I asked for a local guide. | 1.3691 | 0.03734 | 298 | 215 | 56 | 27 |
850 | That whole "abominable" thing is no longer PC. Can we just go with "Alpine Hominid"? | 1.3690 | 0.03826 | 271 | 193 | 56 | 22 |
851 | I said he was evolving. Not that he and I were involved. | 1.3690 | 0.03839 | 290 | 211 | 51 | 28 |
852 | When you said we'd have a local guide, I didn't understand just how local you meant. | 1.3690 | 0.03776 | 290 | 209 | 55 | 26 |
853 | Not Yeti was a perfectly appropriate pun. | 1.3686 | 0.03841 | 293 | 214 | 50 | 29 |
854 | He wanted directions to “Sasquatchewan” | 1.3684 | 0.03709 | 304 | 220 | 56 | 28 |
855 | I can't explain it. It just happened. | 1.3684 | 0.03887 | 285 | 208 | 49 | 28 |
856 | Again, his name is Edwin and he identifies as POST-human. | 1.3684 | 0.03404 | 304 | 210 | 76 | 18 |
857 | Wow. I always assumed that Bigfoot was a male. | 1.3684 | 0.03823 | 285 | 206 | 53 | 26 |
858 | Next time, you get the guide! | 1.3682 | 0.03731 | 277 | 196 | 60 | 21 |
859 | He seemed nice but he didn't know anyone who went to Yale. | 1.3682 | 0.03766 | 277 | 197 | 58 | 22 |
860 | '...honest, it's nothing...we're just friends.' | 1.3681 | 0.03565 | 307 | 218 | 65 | 24 |
861 | He'll be right back; he forgot to feed the cat. | 1.3680 | 0.03735 | 269 | 189 | 61 | 19 |
862 | He says we’re too loud. | 1.3680 | 0.03881 | 269 | 193 | 53 | 23 |
863 | What did you say to him? | 1.3678 | 0.03775 | 261 | 183 | 60 | 18 |
864 | He'll be right back. He forgot his phone. | 1.3676 | 0.03706 | 272 | 191 | 62 | 19 |
865 | Abominable? No. I think he just lacks People skills. Let's press on. | 1.3676 | 0.03742 | 272 | 192 | 60 | 20 |
866 | No, Jason...the $250 you spent on that trekking pole...that's abominable. | 1.3675 | 0.03755 | 302 | 220 | 53 | 29 |
867 | He prefers "they" and thought "abominable" was very judgmental | 1.3675 | 0.03709 | 283 | 201 | 60 | 22 |
868 | He was mainly complaining about his abominable wife. | 1.3674 | 0.03932 | 264 | 190 | 51 | 23 |
869 | Oh God, do you think he saw us? | 1.3673 | 0.03678 | 275 | 193 | 63 | 19 |
870 | He wondered why women always have to be the one asking for directions. | 1.3673 | 0.03854 | 275 | 198 | 53 | 24 |
871 | Okay, you're right. Everybody goes to Davos now. | 1.3673 | 0.03678 | 275 | 193 | 63 | 19 |
872 | He's a local | 1.3672 | 0.03904 | 256 | 182 | 54 | 20 |
873 | You really insulted him. Any idiot knows the difference between Sasquatch and The Abominable Snowman. | 1.3672 | 0.03702 | 256 | 177 | 64 | 15 |
874 | If you think his FEET are big ... | 1.3671 | 0.03614 | 286 | 201 | 65 | 20 |
875 | I asked if we were near the summit, and he said, ‘Not yeti.’ | 1.3670 | 0.04007 | 267 | 195 | 46 | 26 |
876 | See what? | 1.3670 | 0.03753 | 267 | 188 | 60 | 19 |
877 | He said we shouldn't have spent so much money on Gore-Tex | 1.3670 | 0.04007 | 267 | 195 | 46 | 26 |
878 | Flip a coin to see whose tent he shares? | 1.3670 | 0.03521 | 297 | 208 | 69 | 20 |
879 | 'Let's unplug,' he says. 'Who needs phones on hikes?' he says. Bigfoot dammit! People who see Bigfoot need phones on hikes! | 1.3669 | 0.03720 | 278 | 197 | 60 | 21 |
880 | Yes he is abominable and you voted for him... | 1.3669 | 0.04086 | 278 | 208 | 38 | 32 |
881 | YOU never tell me how good I look without make-up, | 1.3668 | 0.03554 | 289 | 202 | 68 | 19 |
882 | He said he's going to Starbucks and asked if we wanted anything. | 1.3667 | 0.03869 | 270 | 194 | 53 | 23 |
883 | He seemed nice. | 1.3666 | 0.03531 | 311 | 221 | 66 | 24 |
884 | You were supposed to bring the camera! | 1.3665 | 0.03760 | 281 | 201 | 57 | 23 |
885 | He said 'No one's going to believe me when I tell them I saw you.' | 1.3665 | 0.03692 | 281 | 199 | 61 | 21 |
886 | He said conditions up ahead are abominable. | 1.3665 | 0.03893 | 281 | 205 | 49 | 27 |
887 | Are you sure this was the guide we booked on Travelocity? | 1.3664 | 0.04026 | 262 | 191 | 46 | 25 |
888 | Everything was fine till you made that manscaping crack. | 1.3664 | 0.03915 | 262 | 188 | 52 | 22 |
889 | He said, "Don't tell anyone you saw me." | 1.3663 | 0.03596 | 303 | 216 | 63 | 24 |
890 | We met in college. He's just a friend. | 1.3663 | 0.03472 | 303 | 212 | 71 | 20 |
891 | Did you think he was abominable? I thought he was sort of nice. | 1.3663 | 0.03621 | 273 | 190 | 66 | 17 |
892 | He asked if we'd seen any abominable snow women in the vicinity. | 1.3663 | 0.03803 | 273 | 195 | 56 | 22 |
893 | Of course I'm leaving you. Look at those feet. | 1.3662 | 0.03698 | 284 | 202 | 60 | 22 |
894 | He's gone to tell all the other Bigfoots that we really do exist. | 1.3662 | 0.03596 | 284 | 199 | 66 | 19 |
895 | I can’t believe you’re leaving me for him. You made me shave everything! | 1.3661 | 0.03727 | 295 | 213 | 56 | 26 |
896 | He wanted to know if America was great again. | 1.3661 | 0.03633 | 295 | 210 | 62 | 23 |
897 | All I said was that we think he’s a myth. | 1.3661 | 0.03727 | 295 | 213 | 56 | 26 |
898 | I told you he was the best guide if you want to avoid the crowds. | 1.3660 | 0.03809 | 265 | 188 | 57 | 20 |
899 | ‘Abominable’? Really? Go apologize. | 1.3659 | 0.03842 | 276 | 199 | 53 | 24 |
900 | He may be abominable, but you're just a jerk. | 1.3659 | 0.03977 | 276 | 203 | 45 | 28 |
901 | Well let's just follow that guy then, he seems to know where he's going. | 1.3659 | 0.03535 | 287 | 200 | 69 | 18 |
902 | It said we're just a figment of its imagination. | 1.3658 | 0.03699 | 298 | 215 | 57 | 26 |
903 | OK, so it's Big Foot not a yeti. You really know how to spoil a moment don't you. | 1.3658 | 0.04044 | 257 | 187 | 46 | 24 |
904 | 'Hire a sherpa,' I said. 'Let's go a little native,' you said. | 1.3654 | 0.03581 | 301 | 214 | 64 | 23 |
905 | He was just wondering if my boots come in a 26-E. | 1.3654 | 0.03781 | 260 | 183 | 59 | 18 |
906 | He just wanted to make sure that we knew that this is a clothing optional mountain. | 1.3652 | 0.03541 | 282 | 196 | 69 | 17 |
907 | I was told it’s a great hike but with all this cloud cover there’s just not anything that interesting to see. | 1.3652 | 0.03749 | 282 | 202 | 57 | 23 |
908 | He said I could do better if I didn’t shave my legs. | 1.3649 | 0.03721 | 285 | 204 | 58 | 23 |
909 | This is humiliating for us. I bet he never even trained. | 1.3649 | 0.03654 | 285 | 202 | 62 | 21 |
910 | He has to go back up. He thinks he left his iPhone at the summit. | 1.3649 | 0.03591 | 296 | 210 | 64 | 22 |
911 | He's not the guy. He says his name is 'Yeto'. | 1.3647 | 0.03759 | 266 | 188 | 59 | 19 |
912 | I'm starting to think he's not a sherpa. | 1.3647 | 0.03797 | 266 | 189 | 57 | 20 |
913 | We look like tourists. | 1.3646 | 0.03762 | 277 | 198 | 57 | 22 |
914 | Can we leave our phones behind and connect with nature for once?" Good call Marty | 1.3646 | 0.03660 | 288 | 205 | 61 | 22 |
915 | What can I say, I have primitive taste. | 1.3643 | 0.04016 | 269 | 198 | 44 | 27 |
916 | Bigfoot is a no good, hairy vagrant who contributes nothing to -- he's right behind me, isn't he? | 1.3643 | 0.03767 | 269 | 191 | 58 | 20 |
917 | Oh yeah? Well, you wouldn't notice if a Yeti walked by! | 1.3643 | 0.03628 | 280 | 197 | 64 | 19 |
918 | Well that was a little anti-climatic. We still don't know the meaning of life. | 1.3643 | 0.03666 | 291 | 208 | 60 | 23 |
919 | He’s your uncle; you tell him to put some clothes on. | 1.3640 | 0.04034 | 261 | 191 | 45 | 25 |
920 | He mumbled something about "the wall" and kept going | 1.3640 | 0.03885 | 261 | 187 | 53 | 21 |
921 | We need to go back to the crevasse and take a left. | 1.3640 | 0.03847 | 261 | 186 | 55 | 20 |
922 | Sorry Dave, but you know what they say--big foot..." | 1.3640 | 0.03966 | 283 | 210 | 43 | 30 |
923 | I told him I was looking for a more evolved guy. | 1.3640 | 0.03771 | 283 | 204 | 55 | 24 |
924 | Just for once can I ask for directions? | 1.3639 | 0.03702 | 294 | 212 | 57 | 25 |
925 | It’s not you, it’s him. | 1.3636 | 0.03710 | 286 | 205 | 58 | 23 |
926 | Great. Now we've lost our guide. | 1.3636 | 0.03808 | 286 | 208 | 52 | 26 |
927 | You know, he was actually kinda bominable. | 1.3636 | 0.03849 | 275 | 199 | 52 | 24 |
928 | I didn't see HIM using a GPS | 1.3636 | 0.03636 | 275 | 193 | 64 | 18 |
929 | That was really insensitive, John. | 1.3634 | 0.03553 | 322 | 233 | 61 | 28 |
930 | He is going ahead to see if we can get a table by the window. | 1.3633 | 0.03886 | 278 | 203 | 49 | 26 |
931 | He's just going to get his camera so he can take a selfie with us." | 1.3630 | 0.03592 | 303 | 217 | 62 | 24 |
932 | Calling him abominable Jeffrey, doesn’t change the fact that he’s still president | 1.3630 | 0.03912 | 303 | 228 | 40 | 35 |
933 | I told you not to mention his small hands! | 1.3630 | 0.03823 | 281 | 204 | 52 | 25 |
934 | That nice hairy man said he would like to have us over for dinner tonight. | 1.3630 | 0.03969 | 270 | 198 | 46 | 26 |
935 | I’m sorry Brett. It’s been an amazing journey, but I just have to follow my heart. | 1.3629 | 0.03866 | 259 | 185 | 54 | 20 |
936 | You're imagining things. I'm not seeing anyone else. | 1.3627 | 0.03694 | 284 | 203 | 59 | 22 |
937 | I can in fact confirm that we are standing downwind. | 1.3626 | 0.03599 | 262 | 181 | 67 | 14 |
938 | I'm sorry, John. I have to follow my heart. | 1.3626 | 0.03758 | 262 | 185 | 59 | 18 |
939 | Yes, the Ice Man has cometh. | 1.3625 | 0.03992 | 251 | 181 | 49 | 21 |
940 | Is it possible that we are in a car insurance commercial? | 1.3625 | 0.03912 | 251 | 179 | 53 | 19 |
941 | Don't wait up. | 1.3624 | 0.03507 | 298 | 210 | 68 | 20 |
942 | He called me an abominable human being! | 1.3624 | 0.03860 | 287 | 211 | 48 | 28 |
943 | He said he thought we were unsubstantiated sightings | 1.3623 | 0.03872 | 276 | 201 | 50 | 25 |
944 | He said we could post a photo as long as we don’t tag him. | 1.3623 | 0.03698 | 276 | 196 | 60 | 20 |
945 | You know, it’d be a lot easier to find Bigfoot if we weren’t blind. | 1.3621 | 0.04248 | 243 | 180 | 38 | 25 |
946 | He was hoping we could give him directions. | 1.3621 | 0.03505 | 290 | 203 | 69 | 18 |
947 | Here's my idea: you follow him while I leave. | 1.3620 | 0.03973 | 279 | 207 | 43 | 29 |
948 | I’m going with him, he doesn’t need to stop all the time to ask for directions! | 1.3619 | 0.03925 | 257 | 185 | 51 | 21 |
949 | Of course he’s upset. ‘Sasquatch’ is a slur! The proper term is ‘Hirsute-American.’ | 1.3618 | 0.04130 | 246 | 180 | 43 | 23 |
950 | I told him that we already had plans for dinner. | 1.3617 | 0.03642 | 282 | 200 | 62 | 20 |
951 | That reminds me. You need to go in for another back waxing. | 1.3617 | 0.03909 | 282 | 208 | 46 | 28 |
952 | Sorry, Jorge, but size does matter. A lot. | 1.3617 | 0.03909 | 282 | 208 | 46 | 28 |
953 | He said to count to ten and try to find him again. | 1.3616 | 0.03527 | 307 | 219 | 65 | 23 |
954 | Yeah, I'm freezing, too! We should have sprung for the PolarFleece Xtreme suit like Gary did. | 1.3613 | 0.04145 | 238 | 173 | 44 | 21 |
955 | He could have asked for directions. Yeti didn't. | 1.3613 | 0.03856 | 274 | 199 | 51 | 24 |
956 | He said our footprint is bigger than his is now. | 1.3613 | 0.03751 | 274 | 196 | 57 | 21 |
957 | Can you believe it? He acted like he doesn’t even know us. | 1.3612 | 0.03561 | 299 | 213 | 64 | 22 |
958 | He just said "Yeti, set go!" and took off. | 1.3611 | 0.04058 | 252 | 184 | 45 | 23 |
959 | He said if we wanted a guru, we've climbed the wrong mountain. | 1.3609 | 0.03598 | 302 | 217 | 61 | 24 |
960 | For the eighth time, it’s abominable, not abdominal. | 1.3609 | 0.03747 | 302 | 222 | 51 | 29 |
961 | I haven'seen him since college. | 1.3609 | 0.03716 | 266 | 188 | 60 | 18 |
962 | What do you mean you forgot the camera Brad! | 1.3608 | 0.03596 | 291 | 207 | 63 | 21 |
963 | He said he wants a guaranteed $655 per day, $2,272 per week, 3.6% of distributor's gross receipts for television/cable, and, for video discs, 4.5% of the first million sold and 5.4% thereafter. Call his agent tomorrow when you are ready to sign. | 1.3608 | 0.03661 | 291 | 209 | 59 | 23 |
964 | OK, have it your way. You saw a yeti. | 1.3608 | 0.03629 | 291 | 208 | 61 | 22 |
965 | He says we're trespassing. | 1.3607 | 0.03728 | 280 | 201 | 57 | 22 |
966 | I wouldn't bother going all the way up. He says its lonely at the top. | 1.3607 | 0.03858 | 244 | 172 | 56 | 16 |
967 | He's a little touchy about the A-word. | 1.3606 | 0.03687 | 269 | 190 | 61 | 18 |
968 | At least he listens to me. | 1.3606 | 0.04012 | 269 | 199 | 43 | 27 |
969 | I'm sorry Ted, I'm leaving you for a real whatever he is. | 1.3604 | 0.03562 | 283 | 199 | 66 | 18 |
970 | More like the apathetic snowman to me | 1.3604 | 0.03733 | 283 | 204 | 56 | 23 |
971 | The heart wants what it wants. Good bye, Grayson. | 1.3604 | 0.03666 | 283 | 202 | 60 | 21 |
972 | See, even Sasquatch will stop and ask for directions! | 1.3603 | 0.03875 | 272 | 198 | 50 | 24 |
973 | She got offended when I called her the Abominable Snow-MAN | 1.3603 | 0.03659 | 272 | 192 | 62 | 18 |
974 | He's not exactly abominable...more like an antisocial climber. | 1.3601 | 0.03738 | 286 | 207 | 55 | 24 |
975 | We talked, and yeti, yeti, yeti, we're engaged. | 1.3600 | 0.03751 | 250 | 175 | 60 | 15 |
976 | Got anymore mushrooms? | 1.3600 | 0.03879 | 275 | 201 | 49 | 25 |
977 | He says that they're building a wall but we'll have to pay for it. | 1.3600 | 0.03844 | 275 | 200 | 51 | 24 |
978 | When you texted, "Yeti digress," was there supposed to be a comma? | 1.3599 | 0.03869 | 289 | 214 | 46 | 29 |
979 | He said, “get your camera out, you’re not going to believe the view!” | 1.3599 | 0.03545 | 289 | 204 | 66 | 19 |
980 | Oh really, Carl? What's more likely, that Bigfoot's standing behind me, or that I'm very high and we're standing in a Wendy's? | 1.3599 | 0.03710 | 289 | 209 | 56 | 24 |
981 | That's just great, Tom! You can find an imaginary snow beast but you still can't find the courage to get me a ring. | 1.3598 | 0.03885 | 264 | 191 | 51 | 22 |
982 | He said we're overdressed. | 1.3597 | 0.04044 | 253 | 185 | 45 | 23 |
983 | He's twice the man you'll ever be. | 1.3596 | 0.03618 | 292 | 209 | 61 | 22 |
984 | I'll tell you what I'm not going to do. I'm not going to go back down this damn hill and tell everyone I saw..."BIGFOOT"! | 1.3596 | 0.03651 | 292 | 210 | 59 | 23 |
985 | Closed, and he is on furlough. | 1.3596 | 0.03743 | 267 | 190 | 58 | 19 |
986 | He knows a great ramen place. And there's no wait." | 1.3596 | 0.03667 | 267 | 188 | 62 | 17 |
987 | I told you. He's sick of hearing about Trump. | 1.3594 | 0.03751 | 281 | 203 | 55 | 23 |
988 | So many doubt his existence--he just needed to feel validated. | 1.3592 | 0.03655 | 284 | 203 | 60 | 21 |
989 | Due to climate change, we're seeing a lot more yettis this time of the year. | 1.3591 | 0.03743 | 259 | 183 | 59 | 17 |
990 | He’s really not much for conversation but for 50 bucks, he’ll let you take a selfie with him at the summit. | 1.3591 | 0.03337 | 298 | 206 | 77 | 15 |
991 | He understands me. That’s why! | 1.3591 | 0.03722 | 298 | 218 | 53 | 27 |
992 | I 'm sorry Hans, he's just more equipped. | 1.3590 | 0.03966 | 273 | 202 | 44 | 27 |
993 | No internet connection! There is no point to any of this if we can't post it to social media! | 1.3589 | 0.04062 | 248 | 181 | 45 | 22 |
994 | He might be abominable but at least he's willing to take our relationship to the next level. | 1.3588 | 0.03541 | 301 | 215 | 64 | 22 |
995 | I.m leaving because at least HE isn't going to spend years figuring out if he wants to go back to graduate school or finally start a family. | 1.3588 | 0.03510 | 301 | 214 | 66 | 21 |
996 | next time...I pick the guide! | 1.3588 | 0.03752 | 262 | 186 | 58 | 18 |
997 | He says unless he gets the wall he's not coming down. | 1.3588 | 0.04016 | 262 | 193 | 44 | 25 |
998 | Melania finally did divorce him | 1.3587 | 0.03901 | 276 | 203 | 47 | 26 |
999 | I can't help myself, Stan. There's just something about Hairy. | 1.3587 | 0.03620 | 276 | 195 | 63 | 18 |
1000 | What did you expect after draining the swamp? | 1.3586 | 0.03668 | 304 | 222 | 55 | 27 |
1001 | You could've asked for directions. | 1.3584 | 0.03734 | 279 | 201 | 56 | 22 |
1002 | Really? This mountain, this light and you want a picture of HIM? | 1.3584 | 0.03629 | 279 | 198 | 62 | 19 |
1003 | Ask him what the Wi-Fi password is. | 1.3584 | 0.03704 | 293 | 213 | 55 | 25 |
1004 | No more arguing, I'm asking directions | 1.3583 | 0.03493 | 307 | 219 | 66 | 22 |
1005 | Footprints, no I don't recall seeing any footprints. Why? | 1.3582 | 0.03567 | 282 | 199 | 65 | 18 |
1006 | He will send us the selfie once he gets better reception. | 1.3582 | 0.04001 | 282 | 212 | 39 | 31 |
1007 | Well I’d walk away too if you kept calling me abominable. | 1.3582 | 0.03740 | 282 | 204 | 55 | 23 |
1008 | We see celebrities all the time in New York, what's the big deal here? | 1.3581 | 0.03614 | 296 | 213 | 60 | 23 |
1009 | I'm pregnant. | 1.3581 | 0.03799 | 296 | 219 | 48 | 29 |
1010 | So What. It's fur, and I want it. | 1.3581 | 0.03528 | 310 | 223 | 63 | 24 |
1011 | Oh, he was just asking if it was 2020 yet. | 1.3579 | 0.03588 | 299 | 215 | 61 | 23 |
1012 | Well, did you really think he would help after you called him abominable? | 1.3577 | 0.03810 | 260 | 186 | 55 | 19 |
1013 | Sorry Jerome, in this environment, size does matter! | 1.3577 | 0.04110 | 260 | 194 | 39 | 27 |
1014 | Yes, Michael, for the umpteenth time, I do think our guide does know what he's doing!" | 1.3577 | 0.03810 | 260 | 186 | 55 | 19 |
1015 | You just had to use the A-word, didn’t you? | 1.3576 | 0.03532 | 302 | 216 | 64 | 22 |
1016 | And Yet . . . I no longer find him abominable. | 1.3574 | 0.03525 | 291 | 206 | 66 | 19 |
1017 | Look, he's local & says he knows a good coffee place. I thought we agreed to 'not be tourists' on this trip... | 1.3571 | 0.03689 | 280 | 201 | 58 | 21 |
1018 | It's pretty hairy going up. Coming down not so much. | 1.3571 | 0.03689 | 280 | 201 | 58 | 21 |
1019 | He's pretty upset. He said he spotted me but no one believed him. | 1.3568 | 0.03795 | 241 | 169 | 58 | 14 |
1020 | He said he can't wait to tell his friends he met a real compassionate conservative in the wild. | 1.3566 | 0.03831 | 286 | 211 | 48 | 27 |
1021 | What? All I meant was, proportionally, his feet aren't that large. | 1.3566 | 0.03764 | 272 | 196 | 55 | 21 |
1022 | No one ever mentions the abominable snowballs. | 1.3564 | 0.03733 | 303 | 224 | 50 | 29 |
1023 | We’re wasting our time. I haven’t seen even one footprint. | 1.3564 | 0.03540 | 289 | 205 | 65 | 19 |
1024 | No, not a word. Just the cold shoulder. | 1.3564 | 0.03770 | 275 | 199 | 54 | 22 |
1025 | He said we should close our eyes, count to 100, then try to find him. | 1.3563 | 0.03874 | 261 | 189 | 51 | 21 |
1026 | For the last time - don't call him that. He is very sensitive about his foot size | 1.3563 | 0.04024 | 261 | 193 | 43 | 25 |
1027 | Of course he’s upset! How would you feel if I went around calling you ‘big nose’? | 1.3563 | 0.03912 | 261 | 190 | 49 | 22 |
1028 | He insists he’s not. | 1.3563 | 0.03639 | 261 | 183 | 63 | 15 |
1029 | ...But you had to have a no phone rule! | 1.3562 | 0.03548 | 292 | 208 | 64 | 20 |
1030 | 'Take nothing but pictures, leave nothing but footprints,' was NOT what I was expecting. | 1.3561 | 0.03741 | 278 | 201 | 55 | 22 |
1031 | Thanks, Brad, I'll take it from here. | 1.3561 | 0.03767 | 264 | 189 | 56 | 19 |
1032 | I know how you hate to ask for directions. So I asked. And he said “follow me”. | 1.3559 | 0.03780 | 281 | 205 | 52 | 24 |
1033 | He says the media spin has gotten out of control and that he's really only an 'untidy' snowman. | 1.3558 | 0.03661 | 267 | 189 | 61 | 17 |
1034 | He my be abominable but he still has feelings. | 1.3558 | 0.03622 | 267 | 188 | 63 | 16 |
1035 | He's as lost as we are. | 1.3557 | 0.03920 | 253 | 183 | 50 | 20 |
1036 | Don't ask don't tell. | 1.3556 | 0.03616 | 284 | 203 | 61 | 20 |
1037 | Yes! Fondue at his place...and you said the locals were cold and distant. | 1.3556 | 0.03718 | 284 | 206 | 55 | 23 |
1038 | I'm not saying we've been climbing for ages, but he was entirely clean-shaven when we started. | 1.3556 | 0.03671 | 270 | 192 | 60 | 18 |
1039 | Larry I’m sorry ! Size does matter | 1.3555 | 0.03927 | 256 | 186 | 49 | 21 |
1040 | He called US the abominable ones. | 1.3554 | 0.03851 | 287 | 213 | 46 | 28 |
1041 | You know, it might just be the altitude. | 1.3553 | 0.03716 | 273 | 196 | 57 | 20 |
1042 | We dated in college. | 1.3553 | 0.03858 | 273 | 200 | 49 | 24 |
1043 | Well, now I feel overdressed. | 1.3552 | 0.03777 | 259 | 185 | 56 | 18 |
1044 | This tour guide is unbelievable. | 1.3552 | 0.03855 | 259 | 187 | 52 | 20 |
1045 | It's okay. He said the mountain is "clothing optional." | 1.3552 | 0.03489 | 259 | 178 | 70 | 11 |
1046 | I guess it's true what they say about big feet. | 1.3552 | 0.03759 | 290 | 213 | 51 | 26 |
1047 | He said dinner is at 7:00, and 'all paleo' is just a stereotype. | 1.3551 | 0.03896 | 276 | 204 | 46 | 26 |
1048 | Stop interrupting!! For you, there's never a good time to discuss our relationship! | 1.3551 | 0.03652 | 276 | 197 | 60 | 19 |
1049 | Jimmy, I'm sorry, but you know what they say about big feet. | 1.3549 | 0.03762 | 293 | 216 | 50 | 27 |
1050 | He says he gets that a lot. | 1.3548 | 0.03798 | 279 | 204 | 51 | 24 |
1051 | At least he knows where he’s going...” | 1.3548 | 0.03218 | 341 | 241 | 79 | 21 |
1052 | Apparently, mistaking Yeti for Sasquatch is a no-no. | 1.3547 | 0.03480 | 296 | 210 | 67 | 19 |
1053 | He said, "Don't eat the yellow snow." | 1.3547 | 0.03793 | 265 | 191 | 54 | 20 |
1054 | He said that Donald Trump is a con man and its obvious that he had conspired with Russia to rig the 2016 election. He's optimistic because he can see how sharp and tough Nancy Pelosi is and he hopes to see the entire Trump family put in jail. | 1.3547 | 0.04118 | 265 | 200 | 36 | 29 |
1055 | Please make your father put some pants on! | 1.3546 | 0.03835 | 282 | 208 | 48 | 26 |
1056 | Do you think he'd take our picture? | 1.3546 | 0.03802 | 282 | 207 | 50 | 25 |
1057 | He says he's been designated acting interior secretary. | 1.3545 | 0.03796 | 299 | 223 | 46 | 30 |
1058 | I can’t belive he’s wearing real fur, I let him know I just called PETA. | 1.3545 | 0.03800 | 268 | 194 | 53 | 21 |
1059 | He wants to be called the Indomitable Snowman from now on. | 1.3544 | 0.03639 | 285 | 205 | 59 | 21 |
1060 | He's not making foot prints because he's an illusion. What's our excuse? | 1.3544 | 0.03740 | 285 | 208 | 53 | 24 |
1061 | We can't all be real. | 1.3543 | 0.03986 | 254 | 186 | 46 | 22 |
1062 | Seriously? In Aspen? | 1.3542 | 0.03734 | 271 | 195 | 56 | 20 |
1063 | No-- it's average size . | 1.3540 | 0.04016 | 274 | 206 | 39 | 29 |
1064 | Just gave me the cold shoulder. | 1.3537 | 0.03394 | 294 | 206 | 72 | 16 |
1065 | No! I'm going to ask for directions! | 1.3537 | 0.03625 | 294 | 213 | 58 | 23 |
1066 | 'Abominable?' Really? It's 2019, Jim. | 1.3536 | 0.03542 | 280 | 198 | 65 | 17 |
1067 | This is the LAST time you pick the guide! | 1.3536 | 0.03649 | 280 | 201 | 59 | 20 |
1068 | He said, if he's so abominable, find yourself another sherpa, pal. | 1.3534 | 0.03587 | 283 | 202 | 62 | 19 |
1069 | We need to get our stories straight by the time we get back down" | 1.3534 | 0.03587 | 283 | 202 | 62 | 19 |
1070 | He said the "abominable" thing is just a racist stereotype | 1.3532 | 0.03751 | 269 | 194 | 55 | 20 |
1071 | How was I supposed to know? I thought they liked being called abominable! | 1.3529 | 0.03774 | 255 | 182 | 56 | 17 |
1072 | He wanted to know if we were developers. | 1.3529 | 0.03794 | 272 | 198 | 52 | 22 |
1073 | Look at me when I'm talking! Don't you realize how unique I am in your life? | 1.3529 | 0.03830 | 272 | 199 | 50 | 23 |
1074 | What do you have against asking for directions? | 1.3527 | 0.03729 | 275 | 199 | 55 | 21 |
1075 | "You've gone and hurt his feelings. Why did you have to mention the size of his hands?" | 1.3527 | 0.03729 | 275 | 199 | 55 | 21 |
1076 | We met on Sasquatch.com! | 1.3525 | 0.03678 | 295 | 216 | 54 | 25 |
1077 | Yeti, she persisted... | 1.3525 | 0.03832 | 295 | 221 | 44 | 30 |
1078 | He said we could take a selfie with him, but first he had to get dressed. | 1.3525 | 0.03484 | 278 | 195 | 68 | 15 |
1079 | I found him quite pleasant, not abominable at all. | 1.3525 | 0.03981 | 261 | 193 | 44 | 24 |
1080 | He says the view is not worth the climb. | 1.3525 | 0.03792 | 261 | 188 | 54 | 19 |
1081 | It's not a yeti, it's Bigfoot, and he's as lost as we are. | 1.3523 | 0.03948 | 264 | 195 | 45 | 24 |
1082 | "Do you think we can ask about Elvis?" | 1.3522 | 0.03941 | 247 | 179 | 49 | 19 |
1083 | I want a divorce and yes, there is someone else. | 1.3521 | 0.03746 | 284 | 208 | 52 | 24 |
1084 | Though I warned him not to continue, Yeti persisted. | 1.3521 | 0.03617 | 267 | 189 | 62 | 16 |
1085 | Well yes, if you must know...size does matter. | 1.3520 | 0.03988 | 250 | 183 | 46 | 21 |
1086 | He says he's the new Chief of Staff | 1.3519 | 0.03783 | 287 | 212 | 49 | 26 |
1087 | I'm sorry, but foot size really does matter. | 1.3519 | 0.03718 | 287 | 210 | 53 | 24 |
1088 | I'm sorry you came all this way John, but he loves me, hairy armpits and all. | 1.3519 | 0.03884 | 270 | 199 | 47 | 24 |
1089 | I suddenly find you inadequate as a man. | 1.3519 | 0.03665 | 270 | 193 | 59 | 18 |
1090 | Did you bring your grainy camera? | 1.3519 | 0.03849 | 270 | 198 | 49 | 23 |
1091 | Would it kill him to wear underwear. | 1.3517 | 0.03786 | 290 | 215 | 48 | 27 |
1092 | Go ahead. You always wanted a man cave. | 1.3517 | 0.03722 | 290 | 213 | 52 | 25 |
1093 | Not only does he have a big foot... | 1.3516 | 0.03888 | 273 | 202 | 46 | 25 |
1094 | I said it a dozen times on the way up. He’s Abominable, not Deplorable! | 1.3514 | 0.03753 | 276 | 201 | 53 | 22 |
1095 | Sorry, Tim. Turns out he's totally bominable. | 1.3514 | 0.03753 | 276 | 201 | 53 | 22 |
1096 | Yeah, Bob, he may be abominable but he's not deplorable like you. | 1.3514 | 0.03466 | 313 | 226 | 64 | 23 |
1097 | It’s not you, John. I just like hairy men. | 1.3514 | 0.03850 | 259 | 188 | 51 | 20 |
1098 | He feels unseen. | 1.3514 | 0.04039 | 259 | 193 | 41 | 25 |
1099 | He came out of hiding to run for 2020, says 'he definitely has a shot in this political environment'. | 1.3514 | 0.03927 | 259 | 190 | 47 | 22 |
1100 | So much for solitude. | 1.3513 | 0.03724 | 279 | 203 | 54 | 22 |
1101 | Call me crazy, but sometimes you act like I don't exist. | 1.3513 | 0.03724 | 279 | 203 | 54 | 22 |
1102 | He’s in training. Full ride next year at Alabama. | 1.3511 | 0.03730 | 282 | 206 | 53 | 23 |
1103 | It’s disheartening to learn that people don’t believe in you. | 1.3510 | 0.03833 | 245 | 175 | 54 | 16 |
1104 | He happens to be very sensitive about his appearance, but you wouldn't know anything about that would you. | 1.3509 | 0.03634 | 285 | 206 | 58 | 21 |
1105 | Oh my God! It's not a myth! It's true what they say about big feet! | 1.3509 | 0.03735 | 285 | 209 | 52 | 24 |
1106 | He asked if I knew if there were any good reason to go down into civilization. | 1.3509 | 0.03600 | 285 | 205 | 60 | 20 |
1107 | He says the best ascent is up the north ridge, but then again, he doesn't exist! | 1.3508 | 0.03843 | 248 | 178 | 53 | 17 |
1108 | He said he's actually the sweet one in the family but that his brother IS quite abominable. | 1.3507 | 0.03487 | 268 | 187 | 68 | 13 |
1109 | He's not abominable, he's just a Republican. | 1.3507 | 0.03739 | 288 | 212 | 51 | 25 |
1110 | He's grouchy ; but he runs an outstanding bed and breakfast. | 1.3506 | 0.03728 | 271 | 196 | 55 | 20 |
1111 | One more time---we broke up years ago | 1.3506 | 0.03728 | 271 | 196 | 55 | 20 |
1112 | Are you sure it's not him? Let me see that photo again. | 1.3503 | 0.03556 | 294 | 212 | 61 | 21 |
1113 | I don't know. I don't speak Yetish. | 1.3503 | 0.03588 | 294 | 213 | 59 | 22 |
1114 | Now that’s a snowsuit. | 1.3502 | 0.03541 | 257 | 179 | 66 | 12 |
1115 | I'm sorry Chad, but I need a man that doesn't wear a puffy jacket. | 1.3502 | 0.03599 | 277 | 198 | 61 | 18 |
1116 | He’s upset, Charles. I would be too if you called me abominable. | 1.3502 | 0.03498 | 297 | 213 | 64 | 20 |
1117 | Did you really have to ask him for a selfie? | 1.3500 | 0.03678 | 280 | 203 | 56 | 21 |
1118 | He said he was still with Trump no matter what the Mueller report says. | 1.3498 | 0.03752 | 283 | 208 | 51 | 24 |
1119 | The summit is closed due to the government shutdown | 1.3498 | 0.03851 | 283 | 211 | 45 | 27 |
1120 | He said, " You don't know what it means to be lost " | 1.3498 | 0.03768 | 263 | 190 | 54 | 19 |
1121 | I know you care about me, but he makes me a better person | 1.3495 | 0.03564 | 289 | 208 | 61 | 20 |
1122 | Actually,his manners were impeccable. | 1.3495 | 0.03496 | 289 | 206 | 65 | 18 |
1123 | The only thing that’s abominable, Jonathan, is your manners. | 1.3494 | 0.03783 | 269 | 196 | 52 | 21 |
1124 | He looks like someone we could ask for directions | 1.3494 | 0.03633 | 269 | 192 | 60 | 17 |
1125 | He asked me if I had a sister. | 1.3494 | 0.03783 | 269 | 196 | 52 | 21 |
1126 | I know. But he says he knows a short cut. | 1.3494 | 0.03745 | 249 | 177 | 57 | 15 |
1127 | Once, again, no camera! | 1.3494 | 0.03617 | 312 | 231 | 53 | 28 |
1128 | he said there's a Starbuck's just a bit further up. | 1.3493 | 0.03604 | 292 | 212 | 58 | 22 |
1129 | John, that man isn't wearing any pants. | 1.3493 | 0.03717 | 272 | 197 | 55 | 20 |
1130 | Why would you say that? I told you he was sensitive! | 1.3491 | 0.03688 | 275 | 199 | 56 | 20 |
1131 | I didn't find him the least bit abominable. | 1.3491 | 0.03615 | 275 | 197 | 60 | 18 |
1132 | O.M.G. I thought you said you were going hiking with Betty! | 1.3491 | 0.03829 | 275 | 203 | 48 | 24 |
1133 | He says he’s got some timeshare opportunities for us. | 1.3491 | 0.03829 | 275 | 203 | 48 | 24 |
1134 | I'm beginning to think this guy's not a real Sherpa | 1.3490 | 0.03768 | 255 | 183 | 55 | 17 |
1135 | « He only needs 5,000 steps to reach his goal. » | 1.3489 | 0.03695 | 278 | 202 | 55 | 21 |
1136 | His accent is pretty hard to understand, but I've enjoyed the tour so far. | 1.3488 | 0.03817 | 258 | 187 | 52 | 19 |
1137 | It's all right, he says he is just a hallucination caused by low oxygen. | 1.3487 | 0.03976 | 261 | 194 | 43 | 24 |
1138 | He wanted to sell us a timeshare." | 1.3486 | 0.03774 | 284 | 210 | 49 | 25 |
1139 | It's nothing personal Chad. He's just more genuine than you. | 1.3485 | 0.03869 | 264 | 194 | 48 | 22 |
1140 | He told me to go back down - there is nothing to see here... | 1.3485 | 0.03906 | 264 | 195 | 46 | 23 |
1141 | That Duluth underwear DOES look comfortable. | 1.3485 | 0.04086 | 264 | 200 | 36 | 28 |
1142 | Well, at least he’d never leave his underwear on the bathroom floor! | 1.3485 | 0.03678 | 264 | 189 | 58 | 17 |
1143 | Definitely not 'abominable.' He was actually quite pleasant | 1.3484 | 0.03545 | 287 | 206 | 62 | 19 |
1144 | I thought it would be bigger. | 1.3484 | 0.03545 | 310 | 227 | 58 | 25 |
1145 | His friends don't think we exist, so he's getting a lump of charcoal to draw us. | 1.3483 | 0.03838 | 267 | 196 | 49 | 22 |
1146 | I forgot the camera. | 1.3483 | 0.03718 | 290 | 214 | 51 | 25 |
1147 | He took my picture! | 1.3480 | 0.04023 | 250 | 185 | 43 | 22 |
1148 | Oddly enough, he IS dressed for it. | 1.3480 | 0.03848 | 273 | 202 | 47 | 24 |
1149 | Yes, he is abominable! But he has good health insurance and he. adores Ruth Bader Ginsberg! | 1.3480 | 0.03741 | 273 | 199 | 53 | 21 |
1150 | He was trying to seek asylum. Bad timing! Poor guy. | 1.3480 | 0.03756 | 296 | 221 | 47 | 28 |
1151 | What do you mean you FORGOT to charge the camera? | 1.3478 | 0.03574 | 299 | 218 | 58 | 23 |
1152 | You promised there wouldn’t be anyone else on this trail! | 1.3478 | 0.03783 | 276 | 203 | 50 | 23 |
1153 | He says he knows where the best wi-fi spot is. | 1.3477 | 0.03754 | 279 | 205 | 51 | 23 |
1154 | He's getting a fourth for bridge. | 1.3477 | 0.03719 | 279 | 204 | 53 | 22 |
1155 | And get this, he's got a hot spot for internet. | 1.3475 | 0.03656 | 282 | 205 | 56 | 21 |
1156 | He said no to the selfie but otherwise seemed nice. | 1.3475 | 0.03561 | 259 | 182 | 64 | 13 |
1157 | It's just funny you're willing to follow anyone but me. | 1.3475 | 0.03765 | 259 | 187 | 54 | 18 |
1158 | Well, I can definitely verify the Yeti is a HE. | 1.3474 | 0.03560 | 308 | 226 | 57 | 25 |
1159 | So great that your aversion to asking for directions works across species. | 1.3474 | 0.03697 | 285 | 209 | 53 | 23 |
1160 | Yet he persists | 1.3474 | 0.03595 | 285 | 206 | 59 | 20 |
1161 | It's not you, it's me. Well, it's me and Bigfoot. | 1.3473 | 0.03656 | 262 | 187 | 59 | 16 |
1162 | I'm leaving with him. And no, it has nothing to do with the size of his feet. | 1.3473 | 0.03774 | 262 | 190 | 53 | 19 |
1163 | Is it just me or does our Sherpa have really big feet? | 1.3473 | 0.03812 | 262 | 191 | 51 | 20 |
1164 | Oddly, he doesn't leave footprints. | 1.3473 | 0.03385 | 311 | 223 | 68 | 20 |
1165 | Well, it's not the view I was expecting... | 1.3472 | 0.03636 | 288 | 210 | 56 | 22 |
1166 | He prefers Indomitable to Abominable... . And, most of all he hates being called Abdominal. | 1.3472 | 0.03431 | 288 | 204 | 68 | 16 |
1167 | All he said was ‘Goodbye’, and then mumbled something about ‘The Ascent Of Man’. | 1.3471 | 0.03770 | 291 | 217 | 47 | 27 |
1168 | If I found him, I can find the trail. | 1.3471 | 0.03510 | 291 | 209 | 63 | 19 |
1169 | He's less abominable than I had anticipated. | 1.3468 | 0.03428 | 297 | 212 | 67 | 18 |
1170 | He said to forget evolution, he was forging ahead without us. | 1.3466 | 0.04126 | 251 | 189 | 37 | 25 |
1171 | Sure, his manners aren't perfect. But abominable? | 1.3466 | 0.03763 | 251 | 180 | 55 | 16 |
1172 | He didn’t like my calling him Herr Suit. | 1.3465 | 0.03631 | 303 | 224 | 53 | 26 |
1173 | He said he dropped the "Abominable" years ago. | 1.3464 | 0.03638 | 280 | 203 | 57 | 20 |
1174 | We agreed to remain friends. | 1.3464 | 0.03359 | 306 | 218 | 70 | 18 |
1175 | Yeti or not, here we come! | 1.3463 | 0.03814 | 283 | 211 | 46 | 26 |
1176 | No, I didn't sleep with him. I just used him as a blanket. | 1.3462 | 0.04020 | 260 | 195 | 40 | 25 |
1177 | He said we're going the wrong way.." | 1.3462 | 0.03652 | 286 | 209 | 55 | 22 |
1178 | What if I DO think his butt's cuter than yours? | 1.3462 | 0.03480 | 286 | 204 | 65 | 17 |
1179 | Abominable is derogatory Steve! | 1.3460 | 0.03525 | 289 | 208 | 62 | 19 |
1180 | He'd like to know why Mad Men was canceled. | 1.3459 | 0.03694 | 266 | 192 | 56 | 18 |
1181 | He said he’s looking for the illusive human. | 1.3457 | 0.03777 | 269 | 197 | 51 | 21 |
1182 | He said he's not interested in being proven to exist. He thrives on the debate. | 1.3457 | 0.03627 | 269 | 193 | 59 | 17 |
1183 | You say hirsute and I say hairsuit. What's the big deal? | 1.3457 | 0.03404 | 324 | 236 | 64 | 24 |
1184 | I told you not to mention Bigfoot. --Now he's going to pout the rest of the way up! | 1.3456 | 0.03819 | 272 | 201 | 48 | 23 |
1185 | Well if you won't ask him for directions than I will! | 1.3456 | 0.03711 | 272 | 198 | 54 | 20 |
1186 | He said he can’t take our picture. Something about the federal furlough. | 1.3456 | 0.03747 | 272 | 199 | 52 | 21 |
1187 | Nice fella. He says to follow him and he'll have us for dinner. | 1.3456 | 0.03674 | 272 | 197 | 56 | 19 |
1188 | He says he prefers the path less travelled. | 1.3455 | 0.03646 | 301 | 223 | 52 | 26 |
1189 | He’s our Uber to the summit. | 1.3455 | 0.03754 | 275 | 202 | 51 | 22 |
1190 | He says three's a crowd. I'll see you back at base camp. | 1.3455 | 0.03754 | 275 | 202 | 51 | 22 |
1191 | He says he needs a wall to keep riffraff off the summit. | 1.3455 | 0.03754 | 275 | 202 | 51 | 22 |
1192 | Are you sure there's nothing odd about our tour guide? | 1.3453 | 0.03725 | 278 | 204 | 52 | 22 |
1193 | How gullible do you think I am. I am blind,Karen, not stupid | 1.3453 | 0.03619 | 278 | 201 | 58 | 19 |
1194 | Actually, he's really pretty "ominable" once you get him talking. | 1.3453 | 0.03505 | 307 | 224 | 60 | 23 |
1195 | Yet he left | 1.3451 | 0.03867 | 284 | 214 | 42 | 28 |
1196 | I hope you're still proud of your "tech-free" vacation! | 1.3450 | 0.03889 | 258 | 190 | 47 | 21 |
1197 | For once your hesitancy of asking locals for directions might actually be justified. | 1.3449 | 0.03540 | 287 | 207 | 61 | 19 |
1198 | You forgot to charge the phone?!” | 1.3449 | 0.03773 | 287 | 214 | 47 | 26 |
1199 | He says it's a pretty hairy climb from here on out... | 1.3448 | 0.03857 | 261 | 192 | 48 | 21 |
1200 | I said I would marry you if the Yeti was walking with the tooth fairy! | 1.3447 | 0.03863 | 264 | 195 | 47 | 22 |
1201 | Okay, now that he took off his clothes I can see why you'd think our guide is a Yeti. | 1.3447 | 0.03750 | 264 | 192 | 53 | 19 |
1202 | You know what they say about guys with big feet- well that’s a myth. | 1.3447 | 0.03788 | 264 | 193 | 51 | 20 |
1203 | He's going back for his Non-disclosure Agreement. | 1.3446 | 0.03751 | 296 | 222 | 46 | 28 |
1204 | Another fur-loughed park ranger... | 1.3446 | 0.03563 | 296 | 216 | 58 | 22 |
1205 | No, no, that's just Big Dave. He's been running the nudist colony up the hill for about a decade now. | 1.3446 | 0.03605 | 267 | 191 | 60 | 16 |
1206 | I bet he does sas-squats. | 1.3444 | 0.03979 | 270 | 204 | 39 | 27 |
1207 | Have you ever thought about growing a beard? | 1.3444 | 0.03728 | 270 | 197 | 53 | 20 |
1208 | As far as I'm concerned he's ancient history | 1.3443 | 0.03626 | 273 | 197 | 58 | 18 |
1209 | He said three's a crowd | 1.3442 | 0.03671 | 276 | 201 | 55 | 20 |
1210 | He's a bit brusque. But certainly not abominable. | 1.3441 | 0.03536 | 279 | 200 | 62 | 17 |
1211 | Yeti, schmeti, you were supposed to bring the damn camera. | 1.3440 | 0.04016 | 250 | 186 | 42 | 22 |
1212 | If it looks like the Donald, walks like the Donald, and smells like the Donald, then it probably is a Sasquatch. | 1.3440 | 0.03886 | 282 | 213 | 41 | 28 |
1213 | We can never tell your Uncle he was right, we'll never hear the end of it. | 1.3439 | 0.03982 | 253 | 188 | 43 | 22 |
1214 | Stand back. I'm here to interview him for the White House chief of staff position... everyone else on the planet has refused. | 1.3439 | 0.03725 | 285 | 211 | 50 | 24 |
1215 | When I said bring the Yeti, I meant the thermos... | 1.3438 | 0.03495 | 288 | 207 | 63 | 18 |
1216 | I don't know if he was insulted by "Abominable" or "Snowman". | 1.3438 | 0.03564 | 288 | 209 | 59 | 20 |
1217 | Well that's a letdown. For some reason I thought his feet would be bigger. | 1.3438 | 0.03495 | 288 | 207 | 63 | 18 |
1218 | What did I tell you -- "layers." | 1.3436 | 0.03401 | 291 | 207 | 68 | 16 |
1219 | You just had to call him "abominable. | 1.3435 | 0.03513 | 294 | 213 | 61 | 20 |
1220 | .....wonder if he knows the Summit Meeting was cancelled" | 1.3435 | 0.03729 | 262 | 190 | 54 | 18 |
1221 | Abominable? I found him rather nice. | 1.3434 | 0.03553 | 297 | 217 | 58 | 22 |
1222 | You're the one that claims to be so evolved | 1.3434 | 0.03488 | 297 | 215 | 62 | 20 |
1223 | Mr. Yeti said that if we want a selfie at the summit with him AND the snow leopard, we are going to have to upgrade to the Platinum Package... Leslie Hardin Summit, New Jersey | 1.3434 | 0.03700 | 265 | 192 | 55 | 18 |
1224 | He said to turn around or he's shutting down The Himalayas and building a wall. | 1.3434 | 0.03814 | 265 | 195 | 49 | 21 |
1225 | He didn't seem all that abominable. | 1.3433 | 0.03515 | 268 | 190 | 64 | 14 |
1226 | Frankly, Josh, I'm fine with you skipping the testosterone therapy. | 1.3432 | 0.03534 | 303 | 222 | 58 | 23 |
1227 | I told him it's just a legend, but he wants to check for himself. | 1.3432 | 0.03753 | 271 | 199 | 51 | 21 |
1228 | I'm sorry, Peter, but I must leave you because I've come to realize that size does matter. | 1.3431 | 0.03630 | 306 | 228 | 51 | 27 |
1229 | I swear, Peter, nothing happened. | 1.3431 | 0.03615 | 274 | 198 | 58 | 18 |
1230 | Why don't you ever wanna ask for directions? | 1.3431 | 0.03724 | 274 | 201 | 52 | 21 |
1231 | Look, we can't give a dollar to everyone! | 1.3429 | 0.03525 | 280 | 201 | 62 | 17 |
1232 | We're in luck! He said he'll be right back with some toothpaste. | 1.3429 | 0.03452 | 280 | 199 | 66 | 15 |
1233 | He'll be back after he meets his 10,000-step goal. | 1.3429 | 0.03668 | 280 | 205 | 54 | 21 |
1234 | He said,"Don't overthink it." | 1.3428 | 0.03268 | 318 | 227 | 73 | 18 |
1235 | You can't just call him that, Jim. | 1.3428 | 0.03571 | 283 | 205 | 59 | 19 |
1236 | Our guide is a natural. | 1.3428 | 0.03674 | 283 | 208 | 53 | 22 |
1237 | He asked if we'd encountered anything unusual on the way up. I said not yeti and he took off in a huff. | 1.3426 | 0.03798 | 251 | 182 | 52 | 17 |
1238 | I see your mother is joining us. | 1.3426 | 0.03963 | 251 | 186 | 44 | 21 |
1239 | It's not you, it's the cargo pants. | 1.3426 | 0.03485 | 289 | 208 | 63 | 18 |
1240 | He may be abominable, but at least he puts the seat down. | 1.3424 | 0.03737 | 257 | 186 | 54 | 17 |
1241 | He was on the short list to replace Pruitt at EPA, but the President decided he wasn’t abominable enough. | 1.3424 | 0.04049 | 257 | 194 | 38 | 25 |
1242 | Sorry, Trent. At this point in my life, I need someone who is more upwardly mobile. | 1.3424 | 0.03536 | 295 | 215 | 59 | 21 |
1243 | So what’s the big surprise you have for me? | 1.3423 | 0.03864 | 260 | 192 | 47 | 21 |
1244 | Because he gets me! In ways you will never understand! And stop calling him "Bigfoot". | 1.3422 | 0.03678 | 263 | 190 | 56 | 17 |
1245 | Look, I know he may not be a conventional tour-guide, but hey, he takes Amex. | 1.3422 | 0.03756 | 263 | 192 | 52 | 19 |
1246 | You left your phone at base camp?! | 1.3422 | 0.03672 | 301 | 225 | 49 | 27 |
1247 | I'm HIS service animal. He calls me "Not Yeti." | 1.3421 | 0.03912 | 266 | 199 | 43 | 24 |
1248 | I thought you said we'd have the summit to ourselves. | 1.3421 | 0.03688 | 266 | 193 | 55 | 18 |
1249 | Just had to say the A-word, didn't you? | 1.3420 | 0.03880 | 269 | 201 | 44 | 24 |
1250 | Who knew he was sensitive about his body hair? | 1.3419 | 0.03594 | 272 | 196 | 59 | 17 |
1251 | He asked me for directions | 1.3419 | 0.03631 | 272 | 197 | 57 | 18 |
1252 | I don't understand why men refuse to ask for directions. | 1.3418 | 0.03604 | 275 | 199 | 58 | 18 |
1253 | Considering the size of his feet, I wasn't all that impressed. | 1.3417 | 0.03754 | 278 | 206 | 49 | 23 |
1254 | You are both behaving abominably. | 1.3417 | 0.03789 | 278 | 207 | 47 | 24 |
1255 | Well how was I supposed to know he's sensitive about the size of his feet? | 1.3416 | 0.03883 | 243 | 177 | 49 | 17 |
1256 | He said no photos - he’s still unhappy about the whole “abominable “ thing. | 1.3415 | 0.03764 | 284 | 212 | 47 | 25 |
1257 | You promised your mother wouldn't come this time! | 1.3415 | 0.03735 | 287 | 214 | 48 | 25 |
1258 | He just wished you'd asked before taking a picture | 1.3413 | 0.03616 | 293 | 216 | 54 | 23 |
1259 | He said he doesn't believe in climate change. | 1.3413 | 0.03648 | 293 | 217 | 52 | 24 |
1260 | He just asked me what time it was. | 1.3413 | 0.03584 | 293 | 215 | 56 | 22 |
1261 | He said he's sorry, but this is something he has to do alone. | 1.3412 | 0.03755 | 255 | 185 | 53 | 17 |
1262 | Don't feel so insecure, he had small hands. | 1.3412 | 0.03836 | 255 | 187 | 49 | 19 |
1263 | I didn't see what? | 1.3411 | 0.03765 | 258 | 188 | 52 | 18 |
1264 | He said it's over, stop texting. | 1.3411 | 0.03725 | 258 | 187 | 54 | 17 |
1265 | Should I ask if he'll take our picture? | 1.3411 | 0.03539 | 302 | 222 | 57 | 23 |
1266 | You didn't think 'abominable' was offensive?! | 1.3411 | 0.03445 | 302 | 219 | 63 | 20 |
1267 | I told you he wouldn't care about your bucket list. | 1.3410 | 0.03390 | 305 | 220 | 66 | 19 |
1268 | He said he knows the area | 1.3409 | 0.03666 | 264 | 191 | 56 | 17 |
1269 | At least he puts the toilet seat down! | 1.3409 | 0.04040 | 264 | 201 | 36 | 27 |
1270 | Of all things, you had to ask about his small hands? | 1.3407 | 0.03802 | 273 | 203 | 47 | 23 |
1271 | I don't like where this is going. | 1.3407 | 0.03545 | 273 | 196 | 61 | 16 |
1272 | I told him I was married | 1.3407 | 0.03766 | 273 | 202 | 49 | 22 |
1273 | Oh, yeah? Well, you're insufferable! | 1.3407 | 0.03620 | 273 | 198 | 57 | 18 |
1274 | I have dedicated my whole life to funding him, but I wasn’t expecting him to invite us back for coffee. | 1.3407 | 0.03468 | 273 | 194 | 65 | 14 |
1275 | I asked if he’d summited and he said not Yeti. | 1.3406 | 0.03593 | 276 | 200 | 58 | 18 |
1276 | Well if you're not going to the top with me, I know someone ELSE who is. | 1.3406 | 0.03556 | 276 | 199 | 60 | 17 |
1277 | He's putting up a wall and closing the border. | 1.3406 | 0.03875 | 276 | 208 | 42 | 26 |
1278 | He says he knows a shortcut. What do you think? | 1.3405 | 0.03419 | 279 | 198 | 67 | 14 |
1279 | Try “adorable” snowman next time | 1.3404 | 0.03576 | 282 | 205 | 58 | 19 |
1280 | Big butt is more like it. | 1.3404 | 0.03748 | 282 | 210 | 48 | 24 |
1281 | Did you have to mention the size of his feet?! | 1.3404 | 0.03815 | 282 | 212 | 44 | 26 |
1282 | Extremely rare, I'd say. He's never heard of Donald Trump. | 1.3404 | 0.03576 | 282 | 205 | 58 | 19 |
1283 | Wouldn’t an acid trip have been easier? | 1.3404 | 0.03686 | 285 | 211 | 51 | 23 |
1284 | What’s his deal? All I asked was if he’d take our picture. | 1.3404 | 0.03550 | 285 | 207 | 59 | 19 |
1285 | He wanted to know where I got my hiking boots. | 1.3403 | 0.03490 | 288 | 208 | 62 | 18 |
1286 | Now can we go home | 1.3402 | 0.03664 | 291 | 216 | 51 | 24 |
1287 | I wouldn't say 'abominable.' I'd say 'rough-hewn.' | 1.3402 | 0.03465 | 291 | 210 | 63 | 18 |
1288 | I told you we should have asked for directions sooner. | 1.3402 | 0.03465 | 291 | 210 | 63 | 18 |
1289 | "Well, that 'myth' happens to be our sherpa and he's very sensitive about his feet." | 1.3402 | 0.03499 | 291 | 211 | 61 | 19 |
1290 | Great, Todd. Now even the Yeti is leaving! | 1.3401 | 0.03606 | 294 | 217 | 54 | 23 |
1291 | He’s actually quite amiable. | 1.3401 | 0.03441 | 294 | 212 | 64 | 18 |
1292 | He seemed quite pleasant. Not at all abominable. | 1.3401 | 0.03474 | 294 | 213 | 62 | 19 |
1293 | Big deal! I’d be much more excited by the existence of a snack bar right now. | 1.3401 | 0.03661 | 247 | 176 | 58 | 13 |
1294 | He's moving to higher ground, citing habitat destruction and climate change. | 1.3401 | 0.03483 | 297 | 216 | 61 | 20 |
1295 | I think I know why our guide was so cheap. | 1.3401 | 0.03384 | 297 | 213 | 67 | 17 |
1296 | He looks like he knows where he's going. Let's follow him. | 1.3400 | 0.03491 | 300 | 219 | 60 | 21 |
1297 | I still cannot believe you found this Sherpa on Yelp - he's amazing!! | 1.3399 | 0.03371 | 303 | 218 | 67 | 18 |
1298 | He asked us to turn down the heat. | 1.3399 | 0.03474 | 306 | 224 | 60 | 22 |
1299 | There's something off about our Sherpa. | 1.3398 | 0.03575 | 256 | 182 | 61 | 13 |
1300 | From here on, it's clothing optional. | 1.3397 | 0.03603 | 262 | 188 | 59 | 15 |
1301 | Think he'd be offended if I asked him to take our photo? | 1.3396 | 0.03808 | 265 | 196 | 48 | 21 |
1302 | I've found someone else. | 1.3396 | 0.03575 | 265 | 190 | 60 | 15 |
1303 | It's the big feet that make his hands look small. | 1.3396 | 0.03777 | 268 | 198 | 49 | 21 |
1304 | Guess what, Travis. I think YOU'RE abominable. | 1.3395 | 0.03711 | 271 | 199 | 52 | 20 |
1305 | He says another 2000 feet and then it's all down hill. | 1.3395 | 0.03748 | 271 | 200 | 50 | 21 |
1306 | He was lost. | 1.3395 | 0.03748 | 271 | 200 | 50 | 21 |
1307 | A better plan?? How about down? | 1.3394 | 0.03496 | 274 | 196 | 63 | 15 |
1308 | I recognized the face but couldn’t remember his name. | 1.3394 | 0.03317 | 277 | 194 | 72 | 11 |
1309 | I don't think he's going to be happy when he gets to the top and sees that we pooped in his cave. | 1.3393 | 0.03556 | 280 | 203 | 59 | 18 |
1310 | I told him “no thanks, I have Google Maps.” | 1.3393 | 0.03556 | 280 | 203 | 59 | 18 |
1311 | Wow! I guess the Paleo diet really works. | 1.3393 | 0.03556 | 280 | 203 | 59 | 18 |
1312 | He’s just a friend. | 1.3393 | 0.03409 | 280 | 199 | 67 | 14 |
1313 | So much for the legend - his feet seem perfectly proportional to me. | 1.3393 | 0.03697 | 280 | 207 | 51 | 22 |
1314 | Apparently we misgendered the Abominable Snow Man | 1.3392 | 0.03600 | 283 | 207 | 56 | 20 |
1315 | Ignore him, he's trying to get his 10,000 steps before dinner | 1.3391 | 0.03648 | 289 | 214 | 52 | 23 |
1316 | Actually, I found him quite personable. | 1.3391 | 0.03548 | 289 | 211 | 58 | 20 |
1317 | He says it's not me, it's him. | 1.3390 | 0.03489 | 292 | 212 | 61 | 19 |
1318 | When you say abominable, he hears unlovable. | 1.3389 | 0.03575 | 301 | 223 | 54 | 24 |
1319 | All I could make out was "Get off my lawn!". | 1.3388 | 0.03526 | 307 | 227 | 56 | 24 |
1320 | I thought the hair was supposed to be thinner up here. | 1.3387 | 0.03448 | 313 | 230 | 60 | 23 |
1321 | He said this trail is closed until Trump caves on the wall. | 1.3385 | 0.03972 | 260 | 196 | 40 | 24 |
1322 | He said there is nothing to see up here. | 1.3384 | 0.03788 | 263 | 194 | 49 | 20 |
1323 | He says that we are a figment of his imagination. | 1.3383 | 0.03978 | 266 | 202 | 38 | 26 |
1324 | I'm sorry, but I need to be with someone who understands my needs. | 1.3383 | 0.03833 | 266 | 198 | 46 | 22 |
1325 | His New Years resolution is 20,000 steps a day. | 1.3383 | 0.03615 | 269 | 195 | 57 | 17 |
1326 | Abominable? Really, Jim? Really | 1.3382 | 0.03663 | 272 | 199 | 54 | 19 |
1327 | Huh, I thought he’d have bigger feet. | 1.3382 | 0.03447 | 275 | 196 | 65 | 14 |
1328 | I thought it was just going to be the two of us this time. | 1.3381 | 0.03643 | 278 | 204 | 54 | 20 |
1329 | It’s just “Snowman”. How would you like it if I always referred to you as Abominable Ralph? | 1.3380 | 0.03555 | 284 | 207 | 58 | 19 |
1330 | He's a lot less expensive than a Sherpa. | 1.3380 | 0.03448 | 284 | 204 | 64 | 16 |
1331 | I told you-they don’t like to be called ‘abominable’ anymore. | 1.3380 | 0.03563 | 287 | 210 | 57 | 20 |
1332 | He said to get off his yard. | 1.3378 | 0.03297 | 299 | 213 | 71 | 15 |
1333 | Nope. I didn't see anything either. | 1.3378 | 0.03528 | 299 | 220 | 57 | 22 |
1334 | There goes another furloughed park ranger. | 1.3378 | 0.03398 | 299 | 216 | 65 | 18 |
1335 | I can't believe you used the a-word. | 1.3377 | 0.03385 | 305 | 221 | 65 | 19 |
1336 | OK, Big Shot! You follow him to his cave to see his “etchings!” | 1.3377 | 0.03486 | 308 | 227 | 58 | 23 |
1337 | Uncle Bill loves to scare the crap out of mountain climbers. | 1.3376 | 0.03521 | 311 | 231 | 55 | 25 |
1338 | He wants us to wait , he's dropped his sunglasses. | 1.3375 | 0.03954 | 240 | 177 | 45 | 18 |
1339 | He said he'll lead us to the summit as long as we don't tell the National Enquirer. | 1.3374 | 0.03970 | 246 | 183 | 43 | 20 |
1340 | I think he said, "It's 5 o'clock somewhere." | 1.3373 | 0.03870 | 255 | 189 | 46 | 20 |
1341 | Ignore him. He doesn't like to be noticed. | 1.3372 | 0.03689 | 261 | 190 | 54 | 17 |
1342 | He didn't have a phone charger either | 1.3371 | 0.03738 | 264 | 194 | 51 | 19 |
1343 | He said, "Get off my lawn!" | 1.3371 | 0.03783 | 267 | 198 | 48 | 21 |
1344 | That's all he said? "Humans exist." | 1.3371 | 0.03553 | 267 | 192 | 60 | 15 |
1345 | No, YOU’RE abominable! | 1.3371 | 0.03746 | 267 | 197 | 50 | 20 |
1346 | Hey hey! Eyes over here! | 1.3371 | 0.03553 | 267 | 192 | 60 | 15 |
1347 | No", he said, "Not yeti." . . | 1.3370 | 0.03790 | 270 | 201 | 47 | 22 |
1348 | I told you my ex was a wild one. | 1.3370 | 0.03790 | 270 | 201 | 47 | 22 |
1349 | I asked him and he said,"Because it's there." | 1.3370 | 0.03604 | 270 | 196 | 57 | 17 |
1350 | He doesn't say much, but he's the best Sherpa we ever had. | 1.3370 | 0.03688 | 273 | 201 | 52 | 20 |
1351 | He said he left his car in the upper parking lot | 1.3370 | 0.03614 | 273 | 199 | 56 | 18 |
1352 | He asked me if I had any conditioner. | 1.3370 | 0.03724 | 273 | 202 | 50 | 21 |
1353 | I would say that greeting a Yeti as Bigfoot qualifies us as ugly Americans. | 1.3370 | 0.03836 | 276 | 208 | 43 | 25 |
1354 | Yeti or not there he goes. | 1.3370 | 0.03660 | 276 | 203 | 53 | 20 |
1355 | The Brooklyn beard craze is spreading. | 1.3370 | 0.03624 | 276 | 202 | 55 | 19 |
1356 | I told you not to call him "abominable" to his face. | 1.3370 | 0.03624 | 276 | 202 | 55 | 19 |
1357 | Make sure there's nothing in the background when you take the picture. | 1.3369 | 0.03450 | 279 | 200 | 64 | 15 |
1358 | ...f**kin' tourists... | 1.3369 | 0.03839 | 279 | 211 | 42 | 26 |
1359 | How was I supposed to know it's insensitive to ask if he's related to Big Foot? | 1.3369 | 0.03524 | 279 | 202 | 60 | 17 |
1360 | The government shutdown is awful for sure ... but this volunteer tour guide is fantastic. | 1.3369 | 0.03743 | 282 | 211 | 47 | 24 |
1361 | He made a pass at me and you just stood there. | 1.3368 | 0.03620 | 288 | 213 | 53 | 22 |
1362 | Sorry. You know what they say about big feet. | 1.3368 | 0.03719 | 288 | 216 | 47 | 25 |
1363 | The bastard just farted and kept walking. | 1.3368 | 0.03752 | 288 | 217 | 45 | 26 |
1364 | You didn't have to be so rude, he was just asking to borrow your cell phone. | 1.3368 | 0.03561 | 291 | 214 | 56 | 21 |
1365 | Now's a good time to start our descent. | 1.3367 | 0.03401 | 294 | 212 | 65 | 17 |
1366 | Let him play through, he's a regular. | 1.3367 | 0.03445 | 297 | 216 | 62 | 19 |
1367 | That's all right -- he doesn't believe in you, either." --Stephen West, Laurel, Marylan | 1.3367 | 0.03378 | 297 | 214 | 66 | 17 |
1368 | Well, he's not abominable to me! Go home, Jack | 1.3360 | 0.03639 | 253 | 182 | 57 | 14 |
1369 | I told him no pants, no cocoa. | 1.3360 | 0.03849 | 253 | 187 | 47 | 19 |
1370 | How would you like it if I called you abominable? | 1.3359 | 0.03677 | 262 | 191 | 54 | 17 |
1371 | Can we just ask a local for directions? | 1.3359 | 0.03596 | 262 | 189 | 58 | 15 |
1372 | He said to turn back; the conditions up there are abominable. | 1.3358 | 0.03529 | 265 | 190 | 61 | 14 |
1373 | Well, that explains the dimensions of what we found in the out house! | 1.3358 | 0.03648 | 265 | 193 | 55 | 17 |
1374 | My ex. He is abominable. | 1.3358 | 0.03845 | 268 | 201 | 44 | 23 |
1375 | Look he's not an ideal guide but he really knows the mountains. | 1.3358 | 0.03734 | 268 | 198 | 50 | 20 |
1376 | There's always somebody who shows off with no proper equipment or clothes. | 1.3358 | 0.03640 | 274 | 201 | 54 | 19 |
1377 | Asking him to 'play through' was a great idea. | 1.3357 | 0.03613 | 277 | 203 | 55 | 19 |
1378 | so apparently it's just a myth about foot size for men | 1.3357 | 0.03755 | 277 | 207 | 47 | 23 |
1379 | I thought he'd be taller. | 1.3357 | 0.03559 | 283 | 207 | 57 | 19 |
1380 | And WHY, exactly, didn't you ask him for directions...? | 1.3357 | 0.03664 | 283 | 210 | 51 | 22 |
1381 | I told you we were overdressed. | 1.3357 | 0.03319 | 286 | 203 | 70 | 13 |
1382 | Notice how he leaves no trace? | 1.3357 | 0.03568 | 286 | 210 | 56 | 20 |
1383 | I'm sorry John, but you know what they say about big feet... | 1.3356 | 0.03740 | 289 | 218 | 45 | 26 |
1384 | I think he knows the way | 1.3356 | 0.03508 | 289 | 211 | 59 | 19 |
1385 | Hands are smaller then you’d think. | 1.3356 | 0.03517 | 292 | 214 | 58 | 20 |
1386 | I swear, I've never seen him before in my life. | 1.3356 | 0.03435 | 298 | 217 | 62 | 19 |
1387 | John, sometimes YOU have to ask for directions. | 1.3355 | 0.03484 | 304 | 224 | 58 | 22 |
1388 | That's it--I'm asking for directions! | 1.3355 | 0.03576 | 304 | 227 | 52 | 25 |
1389 | No, you are the one who spends too much time on their phone instead of watching what is going on around them. | 1.3355 | 0.03515 | 304 | 225 | 56 | 23 |
1390 | Next time can you hire a Yeti that speaks English? | 1.3346 | 0.03876 | 254 | 189 | 45 | 20 |
1391 | I told you we were going the right way. | 1.3346 | 0.03637 | 266 | 194 | 55 | 17 |
1392 | I don't care if there are 10 Big Feet behind me! | 1.3346 | 0.03789 | 266 | 198 | 47 | 21 |
1393 | I asked if we found the abominable snowman. He said, “Not Yeti.” | 1.3346 | 0.03827 | 266 | 199 | 45 | 22 |
1394 | He finished with, “Say you never saw me.” | 1.3346 | 0.03722 | 269 | 199 | 50 | 20 |
1395 | It’s true what they say: big feet, big... | 1.3346 | 0.03838 | 272 | 205 | 43 | 24 |
1396 | Honestly, the only abominable thing was his breath | 1.3345 | 0.03402 | 275 | 196 | 66 | 13 |
1397 | No pics. He has strict image and licensing control to avoid brand dilution from commercial over-exposure. | 1.3345 | 0.03610 | 281 | 207 | 54 | 20 |
1398 | He asked us to pay for a wall. | 1.3345 | 0.03714 | 281 | 210 | 48 | 23 |
1399 | Don't worry, no one will believe he reached the summit first. | 1.3345 | 0.03645 | 281 | 208 | 52 | 21 |
1400 | Oh Great. Now I'm a Bigfoot believer. | 1.3345 | 0.03575 | 281 | 206 | 56 | 19 |
1401 | Why don't men ask for directions when they're lost? | 1.3345 | 0.03418 | 287 | 207 | 64 | 16 |
1402 | He won't talk to anyone but CNN. | 1.3345 | 0.03346 | 287 | 205 | 68 | 14 |
1403 | Jeez, sometimes it's like I'm invisible or something. | 1.3345 | 0.03488 | 287 | 209 | 60 | 18 |
1404 | Let's cancel next week's trip to Loch Ness. | 1.3344 | 0.03490 | 299 | 220 | 58 | 21 |
1405 | He's incredibly sensitive. How could you? | 1.3344 | 0.03617 | 299 | 224 | 50 | 25 |
1406 | Well, I’d be offended too if a stranger called me ‘abominable’. | 1.3344 | 0.03393 | 299 | 217 | 64 | 18 |
1407 | Relax. At this altitude hallucinations aren't that unusual. | 1.3344 | 0.03337 | 302 | 218 | 67 | 17 |
1408 | All it said was 'Yeti or not, here I come' " | 1.3333 | 0.03563 | 294 | 218 | 54 | 22 |
1409 | He says he knows the way to a bathroom. | 1.3333 | 0.03626 | 279 | 206 | 53 | 20 |
1410 | He says we're mythical. | 1.3333 | 0.03555 | 291 | 215 | 55 | 21 |
1411 | Was that necessary? Did you have to call him abominable? | 1.3333 | 0.03533 | 273 | 198 | 59 | 16 |
1412 | Evolution? We can’t even keep up with him. | 1.3333 | 0.03790 | 273 | 205 | 45 | 23 |
1413 | Apparently abominable is a trigger word. | 1.3333 | 0.03418 | 312 | 230 | 60 | 22 |
1414 | More like adorable snowman. | 1.3333 | 0.03425 | 267 | 190 | 65 | 12 |
1415 | You clearly offended him by calling him Bigfoot. I believe ‘Yeti’ is the appropriate term. | 1.3333 | 0.03372 | 288 | 207 | 66 | 15 |
1416 | He'll guide us, but he only takes Bitcoin. | 1.3333 | 0.03608 | 273 | 200 | 55 | 18 |
1417 | Our guide is kind of built for this, don't you think? | 1.3333 | 0.03327 | 294 | 211 | 68 | 15 |
1418 | Apparently they run the upper section as a nudist colony. | 1.3333 | 0.03625 | 267 | 195 | 55 | 17 |
1419 | I thought your New Year's resolution was to start making new friends. | 1.3323 | 0.03286 | 313 | 227 | 68 | 18 |
1420 | Of course he's upset, Kevin. "Hey Yeti, take a selfie with my Betty?" Seriously?! | 1.3322 | 0.03374 | 301 | 219 | 64 | 18 |
1421 | Well, his English was good enough to know what 'needs a bath' means. | 1.3322 | 0.03397 | 298 | 217 | 63 | 18 |
1422 | Because he’s mysterious and doesn’t have roommates. | 1.3322 | 0.03604 | 289 | 215 | 52 | 22 |
1423 | Relax, he didn't even get to first base camp. | 1.3322 | 0.03562 | 286 | 211 | 55 | 20 |
1424 | It's not what it looks like... | 1.3322 | 0.03763 | 286 | 217 | 43 | 26 |
1425 | I wasn't mocking him; I thought "Abominable" was his first name. | 1.3322 | 0.03458 | 286 | 208 | 61 | 17 |
1426 | He said no pictures, but I got an autograph. | 1.3322 | 0.03726 | 283 | 213 | 46 | 24 |
1427 | The next stretch is a little hairy. | 1.3322 | 0.03373 | 283 | 203 | 66 | 14 |
1428 | No, YOU'RE abominable, John. | 1.3321 | 0.03580 | 280 | 206 | 55 | 19 |
1429 | No, Ted-- you're fine. This is about me. | 1.3321 | 0.03607 | 277 | 204 | 54 | 19 |
1430 | He just ate our sherpa. | 1.3321 | 0.03707 | 274 | 204 | 49 | 21 |
1431 | He invited me up for a drink. | 1.3321 | 0.03662 | 271 | 200 | 52 | 19 |
1432 | I just feel like it's weird that he's technically naked. | 1.3321 | 0.03536 | 268 | 194 | 59 | 15 |
1433 | Unlike you, he hasn't reached his peak. | 1.3321 | 0.03911 | 268 | 204 | 39 | 25 |
1434 | Abominable he can live with," he says,"but Bigfoot hurts his feelings. | 1.3321 | 0.03690 | 268 | 198 | 51 | 19 |
1435 | For the record, I requested a trip to the Serengeti. | 1.3321 | 0.03765 | 268 | 200 | 47 | 21 |
1436 | Tinder is really getting weird. | 1.3321 | 0.03590 | 262 | 190 | 57 | 15 |
1437 | It didn't mean anything to me. It was just a winter fling. | 1.3321 | 0.03590 | 262 | 190 | 57 | 15 |
1438 | This is not what it looks like, Jack! | 1.3320 | 0.03858 | 259 | 194 | 44 | 21 |
1439 | Where'd you find this guide? Not much of a talker... but he sure seems to know his stuff. | 1.3320 | 0.03699 | 259 | 190 | 52 | 17 |
1440 | He said, and I quote, 'You can't get theah from heah'. | 1.3320 | 0.03801 | 253 | 187 | 48 | 18 |
1441 | I think he just made an anti-Homo sapien remark. | 1.3320 | 0.03675 | 253 | 184 | 54 | 15 |
1442 | The oxygen is too thin up here — and besides, he just ate Jim. | 1.3320 | 0.03661 | 250 | 181 | 55 | 14 |
1443 | He’s kind of sensitive about the back hair. | 1.3311 | 0.03510 | 296 | 219 | 56 | 21 |
1444 | That's nice of you to say, but if my husband was truly a legend, I wouldn't be the one asking you for directions. | 1.3311 | 0.03535 | 293 | 217 | 55 | 21 |
1445 | Let's follow him. I think he knows where the president's tax returns are. | 1.3311 | 0.03632 | 293 | 220 | 49 | 24 |
1446 | He's very upset over our inaction on climate change | 1.3310 | 0.03560 | 290 | 215 | 54 | 21 |
1447 | He said we should try the Paleodiet | 1.3310 | 0.03560 | 290 | 215 | 54 | 21 |
1448 | He's just misunderstood. There were more abominable people at base camp. | 1.3310 | 0.03517 | 287 | 211 | 57 | 19 |
1449 | I swear, Bill, he's just a friend I happen to bump into occasionally. | 1.3310 | 0.03363 | 284 | 204 | 66 | 14 |
1450 | He said the final ascent is his ‘me time’. | 1.3310 | 0.03543 | 284 | 209 | 56 | 19 |
1451 | Much friendlier than the French! | 1.3310 | 0.03543 | 284 | 209 | 56 | 19 |
1452 | Who would have known that he's in the Witness Protection Program? | 1.3310 | 0.03569 | 281 | 207 | 55 | 19 |
1453 | Well, he probably thinks you're abominable. | 1.3310 | 0.03640 | 281 | 209 | 51 | 21 |
1454 | Turns out his name is Melvin. | 1.3309 | 0.03410 | 278 | 200 | 64 | 14 |
1455 | Well, it's true what they say about big feet. | 1.3309 | 0.03874 | 278 | 213 | 38 | 27 |
1456 | I said, "Ready to meet the world?" And he said, "Not yeti." | 1.3309 | 0.03559 | 278 | 204 | 56 | 18 |
1457 | It's amazing what you can do with a comb-over! | 1.3309 | 0.03596 | 278 | 205 | 54 | 19 |
1458 | Well, he calls you the Abominable Keith! | 1.3309 | 0.03623 | 275 | 203 | 53 | 19 |
1459 | He said our use of adjectives is abominable | 1.3309 | 0.03716 | 269 | 200 | 49 | 20 |
1460 | Nothing surprises me anymore. | 1.3309 | 0.03525 | 269 | 195 | 59 | 15 |
1461 | I just said “You know what they say about big feet” and he stormed off. | 1.3308 | 0.03630 | 266 | 195 | 54 | 17 |
1462 | He's going back into hiding since there are more than enough people being abominable without him. | 1.3308 | 0.03889 | 263 | 199 | 41 | 23 |
1463 | It’s not you, it’s me. And him. | 1.3308 | 0.03618 | 263 | 192 | 55 | 16 |
1464 | Do you think he'll divulge our existence? | 1.3308 | 0.03522 | 260 | 187 | 60 | 13 |
1465 | What an amateur. He doesn't even have a backpack, let alone the correct footwear! | 1.3307 | 0.03798 | 257 | 191 | 47 | 19 |
1466 | Who is he to be lecturing us about footprints? | 1.3306 | 0.03809 | 248 | 183 | 48 | 17 |
1467 | "What's 'abominable' is your sensitivity." | 1.3300 | 0.03507 | 300 | 223 | 55 | 22 |
1468 | It was wonderful, but he snores. | 1.3299 | 0.03424 | 294 | 215 | 61 | 18 |
1469 | I've got to go with him. He's the most understanding...whatever he is ... I've ever met. I've treated him abominably, Yeti still loves me. | 1.3299 | 0.03575 | 288 | 214 | 53 | 21 |
1470 | Sorry, I prefer the strong, silent, abominable type. | 1.3298 | 0.03558 | 282 | 208 | 55 | 19 |
1471 | Babe, trust me, it looks like he’s been here before. | 1.3298 | 0.03523 | 282 | 207 | 57 | 18 |
1472 | Really, mister sensitive, 'abominable?' | 1.3298 | 0.03663 | 282 | 211 | 49 | 22 |
1473 | He stimulates my heart and mind in ways you'd never understand. So,goodbye,Stanley. | 1.3298 | 0.03628 | 282 | 210 | 51 | 21 |
1474 | That reminds me, I forgot to pack my razor. | 1.3297 | 0.03512 | 279 | 204 | 58 | 17 |
1475 | Please don't ruin this by proposing at the summit. | 1.3297 | 0.03612 | 276 | 204 | 53 | 19 |
1476 | Wow. 'Abominable?' Really, Greg? | 1.3297 | 0.03612 | 276 | 204 | 53 | 19 |
1477 | Don't be jealous--I don't see him often. | 1.3297 | 0.03790 | 276 | 209 | 43 | 24 |
1478 | I told you, Michael. He’s just an old friend. | 1.3297 | 0.03684 | 276 | 206 | 49 | 21 |
1479 | Yes, I'm leaving you. He has more than a big foot. | 1.3297 | 0.03684 | 276 | 206 | 49 | 21 |
1480 | When I asked if you brought your Yeti, I meant your insulated mug... | 1.3296 | 0.03591 | 270 | 198 | 55 | 17 |
1481 | He says he’s considering running in 2020 because he can’t be any worse than the incumbent. | 1.3296 | 0.03741 | 270 | 202 | 47 | 21 |
1482 | I've decided I need to try something different in life--don't take it personally. | 1.3296 | 0.03591 | 270 | 198 | 55 | 17 |
1483 | He's my support Yeti. | 1.3295 | 0.03715 | 261 | 193 | 50 | 18 |
1484 | Good news. We found him. Bad news. He's not into us. | 1.3295 | 0.03553 | 261 | 189 | 58 | 14 |
1485 | Hunting Big Foot would be a lot easier if we weren't blind. | 1.3295 | 0.03832 | 261 | 196 | 44 | 21 |
1486 | Sorry, but I have to follow my inner yeti. | 1.3295 | 0.03785 | 258 | 192 | 47 | 19 |
1487 | Apologize! | 1.3294 | 0.03929 | 252 | 190 | 41 | 21 |
1488 | I think we're overdressed. | 1.3292 | 0.03664 | 240 | 173 | 55 | 12 |
1489 | He said “Millennials are abominable.” | 1.3292 | 0.03239 | 319 | 232 | 69 | 18 |
1490 | No, he goes by ‘Barefoot’ | 1.3291 | 0.03351 | 316 | 233 | 62 | 21 |
1491 | Tesla stock down again? I bet next you’ll tell me Sasquatch is standing right behind me! | 1.3289 | 0.03368 | 301 | 220 | 63 | 18 |
1492 | Well, I think your feelings would be hurt, too, if someone called you abominable. | 1.3289 | 0.03358 | 298 | 217 | 64 | 17 |
1493 | He said, "All they call me is Big Foot, but they should see my other parts!!" | 1.3288 | 0.03796 | 292 | 225 | 38 | 29 |
1494 | Funny they named him big foot, when that's not the big appendage that jumped out at me. | 1.3288 | 0.03605 | 292 | 219 | 50 | 23 |
1495 | You had to put your big foot in your mouth! | 1.3286 | 0.03574 | 280 | 207 | 54 | 19 |
1496 | Don't bother asking -- he already has home, auto, and life. | 1.3286 | 0.03609 | 280 | 208 | 52 | 20 |
1497 | We went to Cleveland to meet my parents, its only fair that we go to meet his. | 1.3286 | 0.03609 | 280 | 208 | 52 | 20 |
1498 | He said "Its to cold out here and he will wait for us in the car". | 1.3286 | 0.03680 | 280 | 210 | 48 | 22 |
1499 | He likes what I do with my hair. | 1.3285 | 0.03600 | 277 | 205 | 53 | 19 |
1500 | Just because I haven't shaved my legs in a while doesn't give you the right to draw a comparison. | 1.3285 | 0.03637 | 277 | 206 | 51 | 20 |
1501 | It’s great, you still spot some of the old locals around here, it’s the only bit of Everest that we haven’t totally gentrified | 1.3285 | 0.03628 | 274 | 203 | 52 | 19 |
1502 | The same thing any of us are seeking, I suppose. Just wanting to be seen, really seen, by someone. | 1.3284 | 0.03541 | 271 | 198 | 57 | 16 |
1503 | The Air BnB said "quiet and off the grid." | 1.3284 | 0.03646 | 268 | 198 | 52 | 18 |
1504 | He says he doesn't have any idea of where the trail is, but rather smugly pointed out that he isn't lost. | 1.3282 | 0.03781 | 262 | 196 | 46 | 20 |
1505 | Said he was out for some “me time” then just kept right on walking. | 1.3281 | 0.03794 | 253 | 188 | 47 | 18 |
1506 | It IS true what they say about big feet... | 1.3280 | 0.04070 | 250 | 192 | 34 | 24 |
1507 | People say we're self-absorbed. Do you think we're self-absorbed? | 1.3280 | 0.03594 | 311 | 237 | 46 | 28 |
1508 | He said he'll have another showing in two weeks. | 1.3278 | 0.03391 | 302 | 222 | 61 | 19 |
1509 | Follow him if you want, but I don't think he really knows where the bathroom is. | 1.3277 | 0.03405 | 296 | 217 | 61 | 18 |
1510 | He wanted to know if 2020 was over. | 1.3277 | 0.03664 | 296 | 225 | 45 | 26 |
1511 | Of course he's upset. You treated him abominably. | 1.3276 | 0.03554 | 290 | 216 | 53 | 21 |
1512 | 'He says he's gonna build a wall.' | 1.3276 | 0.03813 | 290 | 224 | 37 | 29 |
1513 | The track gets a bit hairy from this point | 1.3276 | 0.03487 | 290 | 214 | 57 | 19 |
1514 | Hi, I'm Maggie - so what inspired you to try out high-altitude speed dating? | 1.3276 | 0.04123 | 232 | 176 | 36 | 20 |
1515 | Did you have to call him Abominable? | 1.3275 | 0.03572 | 284 | 211 | 53 | 20 |
1516 | You want to know what's really abominable? Your readiness to judge based on appearance. | 1.3275 | 0.03607 | 284 | 212 | 51 | 21 |
1517 | Sorry Eric, even he doesn’t want Mattis’ job | 1.3275 | 0.03808 | 284 | 218 | 39 | 27 |
1518 | I’m sorry to leave you Mark, but he’s more of a social climber. | 1.3274 | 0.03563 | 281 | 208 | 54 | 19 |
1519 | Sasquatch? No, it’s only Trump in costume hiding from Nancy Pelosi. | 1.3273 | 0.03731 | 278 | 210 | 45 | 23 |
1520 | See, I told you we shoulda packed the camera! | 1.3273 | 0.03553 | 278 | 205 | 55 | 18 |
1521 | I told him to stay hidden until Trump was gone. | 1.3273 | 0.03661 | 278 | 208 | 49 | 21 |
1522 | He says we're lost. Loch Ness isn't anywhere around here. | 1.3273 | 0.03580 | 275 | 203 | 54 | 18 |
1523 | For only a small extra fee, the guides will wear the costume for our selfies at the top. | 1.3273 | 0.03542 | 275 | 202 | 56 | 17 |
1524 | Oh just give it up already. You’ll never convince him down is superior to fur. | 1.3273 | 0.03689 | 275 | 206 | 48 | 21 |
1525 | There's a lot more to him than those big feet! | 1.3272 | 0.03754 | 272 | 205 | 45 | 22 |
1526 | He might be abominable but that is no excuse to be rude! | 1.3272 | 0.03453 | 272 | 197 | 61 | 14 |
1527 | I guess he's not missing anymore. | 1.3272 | 0.03607 | 272 | 201 | 53 | 18 |
1528 | He's going back for his parka. | 1.3272 | 0.03492 | 272 | 198 | 59 | 15 |
1529 | Goodbye, John, no more washing & ironing shirts for me. | 1.3271 | 0.03820 | 269 | 204 | 42 | 23 |
1530 | He says it's Jeti with a "J"! | 1.3271 | 0.03747 | 269 | 202 | 46 | 21 |
1531 | Looks like your claim about making it to the top isn’t the only urban legend around here. | 1.3271 | 0.03672 | 269 | 200 | 50 | 19 |
1532 | Should I say something? | 1.3271 | 0.03851 | 266 | 202 | 41 | 23 |
1533 | He's counting steps. | 1.3270 | 0.03691 | 263 | 195 | 50 | 18 |
1534 | I swear. Nothing happened! | 1.3268 | 0.03359 | 306 | 225 | 62 | 19 |
1535 | I had to find out if it was true what they say about big feet. | 1.3267 | 0.03771 | 251 | 186 | 48 | 17 |
1536 | God, I hate how your mom follows us everywhere! | 1.3266 | 0.03802 | 248 | 184 | 47 | 17 |
1537 | Are you checking her out?! | 1.3265 | 0.03552 | 294 | 220 | 52 | 22 |
1538 | He's a myth, you're not. Suck it up and stop whining! | 1.3265 | 0.03610 | 291 | 219 | 49 | 23 |
1539 | He says he's going to run against Trump in 2020. | 1.3264 | 0.03703 | 288 | 219 | 44 | 25 |
1540 | He says there's nothing to see here | 1.3264 | 0.03536 | 288 | 214 | 54 | 20 |
1541 | No more abominable than the rest of you. | 1.3263 | 0.03889 | 236 | 175 | 45 | 16 |
1542 | I told you that we were overdressed!" | 1.3262 | 0.03431 | 279 | 203 | 61 | 15 |
1543 | Hello? Would you mind taking a photo of us? | 1.3262 | 0.03578 | 279 | 207 | 53 | 19 |
1544 | He was asking for directions. | 1.3261 | 0.03244 | 322 | 236 | 67 | 19 |
1545 | He prefers abominable snow person Bob! | 1.3261 | 0.03494 | 276 | 202 | 58 | 16 |
1546 | Honestly, I thought his footprints would be bigger. | 1.3260 | 0.03412 | 319 | 239 | 56 | 24 |
1547 | I told you a million times Steve, that was decades before we met. It's long over, leave him alone | 1.3260 | 0.03706 | 273 | 205 | 47 | 21 |
1548 | Shut up with your animal rights extinction crap. This fur coat isn't getting away. | 1.3259 | 0.03735 | 270 | 203 | 46 | 21 |
1549 | He left his cell phone on the summit. | 1.3259 | 0.03507 | 270 | 197 | 58 | 15 |
1550 | Actually, no. I found him to be quite pleasant. | 1.3259 | 0.03660 | 270 | 201 | 50 | 19 |
1551 | He said our table will be ready in 5 minutes | 1.3258 | 0.03573 | 267 | 196 | 55 | 16 |
1552 | Simmer down, Harry. We're just friends. | 1.3258 | 0.03573 | 267 | 196 | 55 | 16 |
1553 | He said the 'mile high club' is a myth. | 1.3258 | 0.03351 | 264 | 188 | 66 | 10 |
1554 | He said we should have turned left at the crevasse to get to Starbucks. | 1.3257 | 0.03787 | 261 | 196 | 45 | 20 |
1555 | Lets just follow that guy, he seems to know where he is going | 1.3257 | 0.03419 | 261 | 187 | 63 | 11 |
1556 | He said his life coach recommended nature walks. | 1.3257 | 0.03668 | 261 | 193 | 51 | 17 |
1557 | Why didn't you tell me this hike was clothing optional? | 1.3257 | 0.03307 | 304 | 222 | 65 | 17 |
1558 | Yes, there is a restaurant on the summit but he says the service is abominable. | 1.3256 | 0.03857 | 258 | 195 | 42 | 21 |
1559 | He doesn't believe there's an abominable president. | 1.3256 | 0.03896 | 258 | 196 | 40 | 22 |
1560 | I can’t believe it! A “no photo” policy?!?! | 1.3255 | 0.03686 | 255 | 188 | 51 | 16 |
1561 | Don't be too hard on yourself George. I've just always been attracted to mysterious men. | 1.3254 | 0.03340 | 295 | 215 | 64 | 16 |
1562 | He keeps muttering "I am not fake news. I am not fake news" | 1.3254 | 0.03541 | 295 | 221 | 52 | 22 |
1563 | Did you have to use the A-word? | 1.3254 | 0.03800 | 252 | 188 | 46 | 18 |
1564 | We just weren’t right for each other. He felt the need to Sasquatch-splain everything to me. | 1.3253 | 0.03466 | 292 | 216 | 57 | 19 |
1565 | Honey, we were just talking. | 1.3253 | 0.03491 | 289 | 214 | 56 | 19 |
1566 | Yeti, Schmeti... He said his name is Paul. | 1.3253 | 0.03626 | 289 | 218 | 48 | 23 |
1567 | He says the guru is just a myth. | 1.3253 | 0.03456 | 289 | 213 | 58 | 18 |
1568 | You just couldn't be the bigger man. | 1.3253 | 0.03491 | 289 | 214 | 56 | 19 |
1569 | This isn't what it looks like... | 1.3252 | 0.03619 | 286 | 215 | 49 | 22 |
1570 | The one time we forgot the camera! | 1.3249 | 0.03521 | 277 | 204 | 56 | 17 |
1571 | He says we should have taken that left back at the Denny's. | 1.3248 | 0.03509 | 274 | 201 | 57 | 16 |
1572 | Just ask him for directions. | 1.3247 | 0.03417 | 271 | 196 | 62 | 13 |
1573 | He insisted his name was Yuri, not Yeti. | 1.3247 | 0.03649 | 271 | 202 | 50 | 19 |
1574 | Quick, take a picture ... he didn't leave any foot prints! | 1.3245 | 0.03744 | 265 | 199 | 46 | 20 |
1575 | I thought he said Eddie, not yeti. | 1.3245 | 0.03353 | 302 | 222 | 62 | 18 |
1576 | Just because you found me with a naked yeti doesn’t mean I’m having an affair. | 1.3244 | 0.03616 | 262 | 193 | 53 | 16 |
1577 | What is wrong with you? He says there's a Starbucks up there. Why don't you believe anyone about anything? | 1.3244 | 0.03538 | 299 | 225 | 51 | 23 |
1578 | I'm leaving you for someone far more abominable. | 1.3244 | 0.03601 | 299 | 227 | 47 | 25 |
1579 | He's much more handsome than his photos. | 1.3244 | 0.03376 | 299 | 220 | 61 | 18 |
1580 | He just called me an abominable human! | 1.3243 | 0.03498 | 296 | 221 | 54 | 21 |
1581 | Confirmed...Starbucks ahead one mile! | 1.3242 | 0.03490 | 293 | 218 | 55 | 20 |
1582 | He said the Starbucks is up ahead. | 1.3242 | 0.03422 | 293 | 216 | 59 | 18 |
1583 | We're out of luck -- he didn't bring his selfie stick either. | 1.3241 | 0.03713 | 290 | 222 | 42 | 26 |
1584 | Fictional or not, he’s a heckuva trail guide. | 1.3241 | 0.03446 | 290 | 214 | 58 | 18 |
1585 | He says we're welcome at the top, just not yeti. | 1.3240 | 0.03435 | 287 | 211 | 59 | 17 |
1586 | I didn't mean to hurt you, Larry. There's just something so indescribably sexy about a no-maintenance guy--no clothes, no chitchat, no toilet paper--nothing. | 1.3240 | 0.03608 | 287 | 216 | 49 | 22 |
1587 | There's a thin line between lovable and abominable. | 1.3240 | 0.03400 | 287 | 210 | 61 | 16 |
1588 | Look, I know you said you’re good with anything, but I feel like I need to ask again. Are you sure you want to go to this orgy? | 1.3240 | 0.03574 | 287 | 215 | 51 | 21 |
1589 | He says he's king of the hill. | 1.3240 | 0.03471 | 287 | 212 | 57 | 18 |
1590 | You have some big shoes to fill now, Buster. | 1.3240 | 0.03646 | 250 | 183 | 53 | 14 |
1591 | Don't worry, he's only a myth | 1.3239 | 0.03531 | 284 | 211 | 54 | 19 |
1592 | You first... | 1.3238 | 0.03592 | 281 | 210 | 51 | 20 |
1593 | Honestly, I thought I was sleeping with you. | 1.3237 | 0.03760 | 278 | 212 | 42 | 24 |
1594 | I've told you Greg, it's not the size of your feet that's the issue. | 1.3237 | 0.03619 | 278 | 208 | 50 | 20 |
1595 | Maybe next time bring the camera instead of that damn hiking stick. | 1.3237 | 0.03359 | 278 | 201 | 64 | 13 |
1596 | Yer damn straight I married 'im, and he wants you to stop followin' us." | 1.3236 | 0.03647 | 275 | 206 | 49 | 20 |
1597 | It was an icy reception at best. | 1.3236 | 0.03421 | 275 | 200 | 61 | 14 |
1598 | Can you believe it? He said we’re an illusion because we’re not leaving tracks. | 1.3235 | 0.03448 | 306 | 229 | 55 | 22 |
1599 | Let's just say, it's not just his foot that's big. | 1.3235 | 0.03819 | 272 | 208 | 40 | 24 |
1600 | Go back to the last glacier and take a RIGHT, just like I said the first time. | 1.3235 | 0.03354 | 306 | 226 | 61 | 19 |
1601 | You wait here Jeremy, he wants to show me the view | 1.3235 | 0.03600 | 272 | 202 | 52 | 18 |
1602 | Just because he is abominable, doesn't mean he's a bad leader. | 1.3234 | 0.03376 | 303 | 224 | 60 | 19 |
1603 | I don't see what's so abominable about complimenting my ponytail Bob. | 1.3234 | 0.03503 | 303 | 228 | 52 | 23 |
1604 | No really, he’s just a friend! | 1.3234 | 0.03589 | 269 | 199 | 53 | 17 |
1605 | Okay Wendell, Billy is not your son. I suppose it was only a matter of time before you guessed the truth anyway. | 1.3234 | 0.03703 | 269 | 202 | 47 | 20 |
1606 | Who knows? He just wanted directions. | 1.3234 | 0.03627 | 269 | 200 | 51 | 18 |
1607 | He said he'd take us as far as Yetisburg. | 1.3234 | 0.04033 | 235 | 178 | 38 | 19 |
1608 | ‘Not entirely unlike Sisyphus,’ were his words to me in passing. | 1.3233 | 0.03617 | 266 | 197 | 52 | 17 |
1609 | Of course he ignored us, he's an anti-social climber. | 1.3232 | 0.03521 | 297 | 223 | 52 | 22 |
1610 | No problem! He just wanted directions on how to get to Burning Man | 1.3232 | 0.03564 | 263 | 193 | 55 | 15 |
1611 | He says we should have turned right at the ravine. Now aren’t you glad we stopped for directions? | 1.3232 | 0.03354 | 263 | 188 | 65 | 10 |
1612 | I knew the summit was at 8 thousand feet, but nobody told me they'd be BIG feet | 1.3230 | 0.03538 | 291 | 218 | 52 | 21 |
1613 | He says that the only thing that’s abominable these days is Trump. | 1.3230 | 0.03980 | 257 | 198 | 35 | 24 |
1614 | Who knew!... he’s not abominable at all. | 1.3229 | 0.03564 | 288 | 216 | 51 | 21 |
1615 | See, I told you this hike would be legendary. | 1.3228 | 0.03648 | 254 | 187 | 52 | 15 |
1616 | Why don't YOU tell him that he's abominable? | 1.3228 | 0.03774 | 254 | 190 | 46 | 18 |
1617 | I told you he wasn't real! Do you see any footprints?? | 1.3228 | 0.03520 | 285 | 212 | 54 | 19 |
1618 | Should we have asked for a selfie? | 1.3227 | 0.03616 | 282 | 212 | 49 | 21 |
1619 | He said we can check in to his Airbnb any time now. | 1.3227 | 0.03510 | 282 | 209 | 55 | 18 |
1620 | I'm sorry to say, but foot size has nothing to do with it. | 1.3227 | 0.03581 | 282 | 211 | 51 | 20 |
1621 | Sure. I turn around and you shout, Gotcha! Very funny. | 1.3227 | 0.03616 | 282 | 212 | 49 | 21 |
1622 | He wants us off his mountain. We're not white enough. | 1.3227 | 0.03581 | 282 | 211 | 51 | 20 |
1623 | Go ahead, you tell him we are going the wrong way. | 1.3227 | 0.03651 | 282 | 213 | 47 | 22 |
1624 | Actually, his name is Bigdick — he’s Bigfoot’s more popular brother. | 1.3226 | 0.03608 | 279 | 209 | 50 | 20 |
1625 | Let him go first. He was born here. | 1.3226 | 0.03794 | 248 | 185 | 46 | 17 |
1626 | He has a summer place at Loch Ness. | 1.3225 | 0.03439 | 307 | 230 | 55 | 22 |
1627 | Look, bigfoot- bigass- we all see things differently, Gary. Does it really matter?! We're lost! Don't you get that?! Let's just ask the guy, 'which way to the summit.' He seems like a local. He should know. | 1.3225 | 0.03525 | 276 | 204 | 55 | 17 |
1628 | Who knew he'd be so sensitive about his body hair?! | 1.3225 | 0.03449 | 276 | 202 | 59 | 15 |
1629 | Because of someone he called the "Orange-haired Abominable Showman," he decided to disappear again until at least 2020. | 1.3225 | 0.03671 | 276 | 208 | 47 | 21 |
1630 | Well, he looked like he knew the way out of the parking lot. | 1.3225 | 0.03411 | 276 | 201 | 61 | 14 |
1631 | If I ever get on Jeopardy this is definitely the story I’m telling Alex Trebek! | 1.3224 | 0.03826 | 245 | 183 | 45 | 17 |
1632 | He said cell reception was better near the top. | 1.3223 | 0.03551 | 273 | 202 | 54 | 17 |
1633 | The border's just ahead, but he says there's a very big wall. | 1.3223 | 0.03842 | 273 | 210 | 38 | 25 |
1634 | He obviously hasn't seen the Patagonia catalogue. | 1.3223 | 0.03589 | 273 | 203 | 52 | 18 |
1635 | He’s going ahead to prepare the appetizers | 1.3223 | 0.03435 | 273 | 199 | 60 | 14 |
1636 | Is it me or is the guide a bit rude? | 1.3222 | 0.03765 | 270 | 205 | 43 | 22 |
1637 | People laugh, but you don't see him freezing out here. | 1.3221 | 0.03526 | 267 | 196 | 56 | 15 |
1638 | He said we are welcome to stay but the toilets are overflowing because of the shutdown. | 1.3221 | 0.03682 | 267 | 200 | 48 | 19 |
1639 | I have a funny feeling about our trail guide, yet - I can't put my finger on why | 1.3220 | 0.03193 | 295 | 212 | 71 | 12 |
1640 | He says he's not coming down until they bring back the McRib. | 1.3220 | 0.03512 | 264 | 193 | 57 | 14 |
1641 | I told you he'd be offended if you asked if he was 'for real.' | 1.3219 | 0.03286 | 292 | 212 | 66 | 14 |
1642 | I already asked. He said it’s faux fur. | 1.3217 | 0.03771 | 258 | 194 | 45 | 19 |
1643 | Don't be so sensitive! I just said he was a huge guy. | 1.3217 | 0.03771 | 258 | 194 | 45 | 19 |
1644 | How could you? You know he's sensitive to the use of the "A" word! | 1.3217 | 0.03403 | 286 | 210 | 60 | 16 |
1645 | Thankfully, he said he's a vegan now | 1.3217 | 0.03510 | 286 | 213 | 54 | 19 |
1646 | Looks like this next stretch is going to get pretty hairy. | 1.3217 | 0.03439 | 286 | 211 | 58 | 17 |
1647 | He's leaving - said he's on a quest for intelligent life forms | 1.3216 | 0.03678 | 255 | 189 | 50 | 16 |
1648 | It's a Yeti not a Yogi! Is it any wonder he goes out of his way to avoid people? | 1.3216 | 0.03506 | 255 | 185 | 58 | 12 |
1649 | He never really believed in me. | 1.3216 | 0.03605 | 283 | 213 | 49 | 21 |
1650 | Next time you hire a guide get a background search, this guy's abominable!” | 1.3214 | 0.03702 | 280 | 213 | 44 | 23 |
1651 | Steve, we should have asked him for directions! HE looks like he knows where he's going... | 1.3214 | 0.03561 | 280 | 209 | 52 | 19 |
1652 | He said the view's not worth it. | 1.3214 | 0.03181 | 280 | 199 | 72 | 9 |
1653 | Would Bigfoot ask to borrow a phone charger? | 1.3214 | 0.03750 | 252 | 188 | 47 | 17 |
1654 | He's not leaving any footprints! | 1.3213 | 0.03624 | 277 | 208 | 49 | 20 |
1655 | Yes, I am leaving you. | 1.3213 | 0.03660 | 277 | 209 | 47 | 21 |
1656 | He says the coffee at the top is terrible. Let's turn back. | 1.3213 | 0.03362 | 277 | 201 | 63 | 13 |
1657 | Allen, I meant “abominable” in the best way possible! | 1.3213 | 0.03400 | 277 | 202 | 61 | 14 |
1658 | Look, he doesn't want to be in the selfie. | 1.3212 | 0.03508 | 302 | 228 | 51 | 23 |
1659 | Maybe we've been reading that evolution diagram backwards. | 1.3212 | 0.03615 | 274 | 205 | 50 | 19 |
1660 | Actually, he respects me. | 1.3212 | 0.03386 | 274 | 199 | 62 | 13 |
1661 | If I have to say size doesn't matter one more time . . . | 1.3211 | 0.03856 | 246 | 185 | 43 | 18 |
1662 | I can't help but feel like I'm missing something big... | 1.3211 | 0.03336 | 299 | 220 | 62 | 17 |
1663 | For the last damned time, I didn't eat your trail mix. | 1.3210 | 0.03450 | 271 | 198 | 59 | 14 |
1664 | I’m really not sure which of you is worse at asking for directions. | 1.3209 | 0.03359 | 296 | 218 | 61 | 17 |
1665 | He just wanted to make sure we weren't planning on staying and transforming the neighborhood into a hipster's paradise. | 1.3209 | 0.03359 | 296 | 218 | 61 | 17 |
1666 | Keep quiet, the body language says he's not going to be responsible for his actions if we keep asking, are we their yeti ? | 1.3209 | 0.03820 | 268 | 205 | 40 | 23 |
1667 | Well... I do want to be taken higher. | 1.3208 | 0.03501 | 265 | 194 | 57 | 14 |
1668 | He asked me if I know of a good place for electrolysis. | 1.3208 | 0.03581 | 265 | 196 | 53 | 16 |
1669 | No hello! Not a smile! Not even a nod! No wonder his ilk went extinct! | 1.3207 | 0.03370 | 290 | 213 | 61 | 16 |
1670 | No, I thought that you brought the phone. | 1.3206 | 0.03729 | 262 | 197 | 46 | 19 |
1671 | He's going to show us a shortcut. | 1.3206 | 0.03321 | 287 | 209 | 64 | 14 |
1672 | He said he’ll appreciate it we just follow him on Twitter and/or Instagram. | 1.3206 | 0.03357 | 287 | 210 | 62 | 15 |
1673 | I can't believe you said that. Now tell him you're sorry! | 1.3206 | 0.03393 | 287 | 211 | 60 | 16 |
1674 | Your yodeling offended him. | 1.3206 | 0.03499 | 287 | 214 | 54 | 19 |
1675 | Wow! This nature walk really lets you get in touch with the locals! | 1.3205 | 0.03719 | 259 | 194 | 47 | 18 |
1676 | Yes, the tour guide is very experienced. | 1.3204 | 0.03417 | 284 | 209 | 59 | 16 |
1677 | His wife made him stop and ask directions.” | 1.3204 | 0.03663 | 284 | 216 | 45 | 23 |
1678 | He asked me if he was close to the top | 1.3203 | 0.03789 | 256 | 193 | 44 | 19 |
1679 | Look,they don't leave footprints after all. | 1.3203 | 0.03514 | 281 | 209 | 54 | 18 |
1680 | You just had to insist we leave our smartphone-cameras behind on this climb, didn't you Nature Boy? | 1.3202 | 0.03695 | 253 | 188 | 49 | 16 |
1681 | Sasquatch? Really? I can't believe you think all ape-like creatures look the same. | 1.3201 | 0.03503 | 278 | 206 | 55 | 17 |
1682 | He isn't even TRYING to hide from us! I'm a little insulted. | 1.3200 | 0.03594 | 250 | 183 | 54 | 13 |
1683 | You've got some pretty big shoes to fill. | 1.3200 | 0.03603 | 275 | 206 | 50 | 19 |
1684 | Well, I'd bet your feelings would be hurt if I called you abominable. | 1.3200 | 0.03293 | 300 | 220 | 64 | 16 |
1685 | Dad, you promised you wouldn't make a scene! | 1.3200 | 0.03375 | 275 | 200 | 62 | 13 |
1686 | No Doug, I haven't heard what they say about guys with big feet. | 1.3199 | 0.03450 | 297 | 222 | 55 | 20 |
1687 | Asking him about his origins was very discriminating. YOU are a monster. | 1.3199 | 0.03349 | 297 | 219 | 61 | 17 |
1688 | Nice, Dan! I told you not to say anything. He has a "condition". | 1.3199 | 0.03593 | 272 | 203 | 51 | 18 |
1689 | Brad, you can't just ask him why he's abominable. | 1.3199 | 0.03741 | 272 | 207 | 43 | 22 |
1690 | Actually, he was only mildly unpleasant. | 1.3197 | 0.03507 | 294 | 221 | 52 | 21 |
1691 | He said he is not from around here. | 1.3197 | 0.03474 | 294 | 220 | 54 | 20 |
1692 | YOU wanted to hire a GUIDE, so we are going to follow HIM! | 1.3197 | 0.03659 | 269 | 202 | 48 | 19 |
1693 | He was happy to hear that the climate is warming, since he is losing some of his hair. | 1.3197 | 0.03919 | 244 | 185 | 40 | 19 |
1694 | You shouldn't have said that about his feet. | 1.3196 | 0.03464 | 291 | 217 | 55 | 19 |
1695 | I figured he'd take "abominable" as a compliment. | 1.3196 | 0.03360 | 291 | 214 | 61 | 16 |
1696 | I asked him if he was cold and he said "not yeti"! | 1.3194 | 0.03677 | 263 | 197 | 48 | 18 |
1697 | Sorry, that threw me for a minute. That was my ex. | 1.3194 | 0.03794 | 263 | 200 | 42 | 21 |
1698 | I told you it's better to follow the locals | 1.3193 | 0.03618 | 285 | 216 | 47 | 22 |
1699 | Don't be so judgy. He looks mostly harmless and he is going our way. | 1.3193 | 0.03407 | 285 | 210 | 59 | 16 |
1700 | He was heading down for groceries, but forgot his cell phone. | 1.3191 | 0.03357 | 282 | 206 | 62 | 14 |
1701 | I'm leaving you Harry...for Hairy. | 1.3191 | 0.03736 | 257 | 193 | 46 | 18 |
1702 | Is that what we were or what we will be? | 1.3189 | 0.03683 | 254 | 189 | 49 | 16 |
1703 | Bill, I've met someone new. | 1.3189 | 0.03641 | 254 | 188 | 51 | 15 |
1704 | Sorry, but I'm leaving you for someone more grounded and in touch with nature. | 1.3188 | 0.03592 | 276 | 207 | 50 | 19 |
1705 | That's my guide. Thank god for Google Translate. | 1.3188 | 0.03306 | 298 | 219 | 63 | 16 |
1706 | Nature sure does get interesting during these government shutdowns. | 1.3187 | 0.03962 | 251 | 193 | 36 | 22 |
1707 | Honest, we're just friends. | 1.3185 | 0.03413 | 270 | 197 | 60 | 13 |
1708 | I said good morning and how are you doing and all he said was " I go up, I come down, Yeti Yeti Yeti" | 1.3185 | 0.03831 | 270 | 208 | 38 | 24 |
1709 | He asked for a MAGA hat: he's a big fan of isolationism. | 1.3185 | 0.03385 | 292 | 216 | 59 | 17 |
1710 | He asked if we knew any single and abominable snow women. | 1.3185 | 0.03488 | 292 | 219 | 53 | 20 |
1711 | His name is Francis. You're the abominable one. | 1.3185 | 0.03488 | 292 | 219 | 53 | 20 |
1712 | Didn’t that guy pass us eons ago? | 1.3185 | 0.03555 | 292 | 221 | 49 | 22 |
1713 | Himalaya, if you know what I mean. | 1.3184 | 0.03598 | 267 | 199 | 51 | 17 |
1714 | But he called me, “Sheena of the Mountain;” you only call me a social climber. | 1.3184 | 0.03675 | 267 | 201 | 47 | 19 |
1715 | You promised we wouldn’t see any other tourists. | 1.3183 | 0.03301 | 289 | 211 | 64 | 14 |
1716 | That's the last time I'll swipe right on a profile without a picture. | 1.3183 | 0.03547 | 289 | 218 | 50 | 21 |
1717 | Maybe you shouldn't have called him "abominable" to his face. | 1.3182 | 0.03939 | 242 | 184 | 39 | 19 |
1718 | I swear it's over. He's an animal. | 1.3182 | 0.03586 | 264 | 196 | 52 | 16 |
1719 | Did you see his six pack. Abdominal indeed! | 1.3182 | 0.03538 | 286 | 215 | 51 | 20 |
1720 | Because he's not a wuss. | 1.3180 | 0.03599 | 283 | 214 | 48 | 21 |
1721 | Does your father always have to take off his clothes when he feels hot? | 1.3179 | 0.03502 | 302 | 229 | 50 | 23 |
1722 | Well if you hadn't called him 'The Abominable Slow Man'... | 1.3179 | 0.03626 | 280 | 212 | 47 | 21 |
1723 | Until this moment, I thought you were pretty well endowed! | 1.3177 | 0.03507 | 277 | 206 | 54 | 17 |
1724 | The all-knowing Guru on top of the mountain? He said he ate him. | 1.3176 | 0.03628 | 255 | 189 | 51 | 15 |
1725 | He’ll be right back, he left his shades in the car. | 1.3176 | 0.03713 | 255 | 191 | 47 | 17 |
1726 | No, Mr. Insecure, I couldn't see how hung he is. | 1.3176 | 0.03678 | 296 | 229 | 40 | 27 |
1727 | He said "Abominable is in the eye of the beholder." | 1.3176 | 0.03552 | 296 | 225 | 48 | 23 |
1728 | I just told him to take a hike | 1.3175 | 0.03571 | 274 | 205 | 51 | 18 |
1729 | You go first, dear. | 1.3175 | 0.03533 | 274 | 204 | 53 | 17 |
1730 | Good job, guide! He said we should be on the mountain over there! | 1.3175 | 0.03681 | 274 | 208 | 45 | 21 |
1731 | He says Bigfoot's a myth. | 1.3175 | 0.03378 | 274 | 200 | 61 | 13 |
1732 | Are you even listening to me?! | 1.3175 | 0.03785 | 252 | 190 | 44 | 18 |
1733 | Let’s ask him for directions; he seems to be a local. | 1.3173 | 0.03321 | 271 | 196 | 64 | 11 |
1734 | I cant't believe you called him the "Y" word! | 1.3173 | 0.03643 | 249 | 184 | 51 | 14 |
1735 | I’m seeing somebody else. | 1.3173 | 0.03687 | 249 | 185 | 49 | 15 |
1736 | The moment Jill realizes that “cold weather shrinkage” might be a phenomenon unique to humans. | 1.3173 | 0.03774 | 249 | 187 | 45 | 17 |
1737 | Apparently, they're very serious about casual Fridays. | 1.3172 | 0.03328 | 290 | 213 | 62 | 15 |
1738 | Our Smartphone detox was your idea. | 1.3172 | 0.03813 | 268 | 206 | 39 | 23 |
1739 | You don't even know him - your intolerance is what's abominable. | 1.3172 | 0.03508 | 268 | 198 | 55 | 15 |
1740 | He'll guide us to the top, but we can't take pictures. | 1.3171 | 0.03387 | 287 | 212 | 59 | 16 |
1741 | I'm sorry, Steve, but I've found someone else. | 1.3171 | 0.03528 | 287 | 216 | 51 | 20 |
1742 | But why do you trust his directions over mine? | 1.3171 | 0.03581 | 246 | 180 | 54 | 12 |
1743 | He asked me for my phone number | 1.3170 | 0.03178 | 306 | 223 | 69 | 14 |
1744 | Ugh. Are you happy NOW that we deleted Facebook? Everyone would be so jealous right now. | 1.3170 | 0.03374 | 306 | 229 | 57 | 20 |
1745 | Climate change is driving them to higher elevations. | 1.3170 | 0.03534 | 265 | 196 | 54 | 15 |
1746 | He says the bathrooms are closed due to the Trump shut down . | 1.3169 | 0.03553 | 284 | 214 | 50 | 20 |
1747 | Oh that’s Larry - he’s a bit of a local celebrity. | 1.3169 | 0.03374 | 284 | 209 | 60 | 15 |
1748 | He said get lost | 1.3168 | 0.03761 | 262 | 199 | 43 | 20 |
1749 | Wish you had one that big! | 1.3166 | 0.03539 | 319 | 247 | 43 | 29 |
1750 | I told him fur is murder and he just ignored me. | 1.3166 | 0.03546 | 259 | 191 | 54 | 14 |
1751 | He says the conditions ahead are just abominable | 1.3165 | 0.03713 | 278 | 213 | 42 | 23 |
1752 | Don't worry. He's just a manifestation of your oxygen deprivation. | 1.3164 | 0.03484 | 275 | 204 | 55 | 16 |
1753 | I told you not to call him abominable! | 1.3164 | 0.03633 | 275 | 208 | 47 | 20 |
1754 | He said he was flattered, but worried about the optics of another white male hosting the Oscars. | 1.3164 | 0.03633 | 275 | 208 | 47 | 20 |
1755 | Believe it Seth, you’re finally free to date that mermaid in 11b | 1.3163 | 0.03434 | 294 | 220 | 55 | 19 |
1756 | We need to head back now! The hallucinations are getting worse. | 1.3162 | 0.03513 | 253 | 185 | 56 | 12 |
1757 | Wow. That better be faux fur. | 1.3162 | 0.03772 | 253 | 191 | 44 | 18 |
1758 | I told you not to book an unlicensed Sherpa. | 1.3162 | 0.03548 | 272 | 203 | 52 | 17 |
1759 | He's announced an exploratory committee for a presidential run in 2020. | 1.3162 | 0.03458 | 291 | 218 | 54 | 19 |
1760 | Okay, first off.... He doesn’t appreciate the label “abominable.” | 1.3162 | 0.03492 | 291 | 219 | 52 | 20 |
1761 | He’s just trying to find himself. | 1.3160 | 0.03630 | 250 | 185 | 51 | 14 |
1762 | Nice but a bit paranoid. How many people can be looking for him? | 1.3160 | 0.03652 | 269 | 203 | 47 | 19 |
1763 | Bob, our mountain guide is a beast. There's no way we'll keep up. | 1.3160 | 0.03230 | 288 | 209 | 67 | 12 |
1764 | Clothes optional from this point on. | 1.3158 | 0.03523 | 266 | 197 | 54 | 15 |
1765 | He said he's never hiked here before, Yeti looks so familiar. | 1.3158 | 0.03602 | 266 | 199 | 50 | 17 |
1766 | No,no...that's not him..I'm looking for the Adorable Snowman! | 1.3158 | 0.03513 | 304 | 232 | 48 | 24 |
1767 | That's Mister Everest. He's the owner. | 1.3158 | 0.03612 | 285 | 217 | 46 | 22 |
1768 | Yeah....we met on tinder. | 1.3158 | 0.03400 | 285 | 211 | 58 | 16 |
1769 | He asked if you would wait for us here. | 1.3158 | 0.03400 | 285 | 211 | 58 | 16 |
1770 | You just had to comment on his looks, didn't you? | 1.3158 | 0.03289 | 285 | 208 | 64 | 13 |
1771 | He recommends the fondue from the chalet on the left. | 1.3158 | 0.03563 | 266 | 198 | 52 | 16 |
1772 | I said call him Snowman - he hates 'Abominable.' | 1.3156 | 0.03604 | 282 | 214 | 47 | 21 |
1773 | He said there’s nothing interesting to see up there. | 1.3156 | 0.03387 | 282 | 208 | 59 | 15 |
1774 | I'm tired of your constant complaining, Richard. Either pick up the pace or we'll go on without you. | 1.3156 | 0.03630 | 263 | 197 | 49 | 17 |
1775 | He said ' No pictures'. | 1.3156 | 0.03630 | 263 | 197 | 49 | 17 |
1776 | But he swears he knows this trail like the back of his foot. | 1.3154 | 0.03265 | 298 | 219 | 64 | 15 |
1777 | Puffy jackets are out. The Performance Fleece Onesie is the new must have. | 1.3154 | 0.03595 | 279 | 211 | 48 | 20 |
1778 | Sorry, Topher, I need more mystery in a man. | 1.3154 | 0.03559 | 279 | 210 | 50 | 19 |
1779 | He prefers Sasquatch. Says the mean kids stuck him with Big Foot. | 1.3154 | 0.03335 | 279 | 204 | 62 | 13 |
1780 | Don't, he'll just use it for drugs. | 1.3154 | 0.03523 | 279 | 209 | 52 | 18 |
1781 | He says he doesn’t want to be discovered. | 1.3154 | 0.03618 | 260 | 194 | 50 | 16 |
1782 | He said we have to contact his Agent for a picture. | 1.3153 | 0.03424 | 295 | 221 | 55 | 19 |
1783 | You’re the one who’s abominable. | 1.3152 | 0.03622 | 276 | 209 | 47 | 20 |
1784 | Do I really have to be the one to ask him for directions?! | 1.3152 | 0.03765 | 276 | 213 | 39 | 24 |
1785 | It’s Abominable SnowPerson! | 1.3151 | 0.03844 | 238 | 179 | 43 | 16 |
1786 | No, he's on his way to Washington, D.C. to protest. President Trump just did away with the endangered species act. | 1.3151 | 0.03482 | 292 | 220 | 52 | 20 |
1787 | I’m sorry but he just fulfills my fantasies more than you. | 1.3150 | 0.03794 | 273 | 211 | 38 | 24 |
1788 | I DIDN'T MEAN TO HURT HIS FEELINGS. WHAT DOES "ABOMINABLE" MEAN ANYWAY? | 1.3150 | 0.03613 | 273 | 206 | 48 | 19 |
1789 | He said, "46 and half, triple E." | 1.3149 | 0.03292 | 308 | 229 | 61 | 18 |
1790 | I said to follow “Siri”, not “Yeti”! | 1.3149 | 0.03541 | 289 | 219 | 49 | 21 |
1791 | And yet i still don't believe | 1.3149 | 0.03472 | 289 | 217 | 53 | 19 |
1792 | If I knew he was so sensitive about the size of his feet, I would have called him Sasquatch. | 1.3148 | 0.03525 | 270 | 201 | 53 | 16 |
1793 | Taking that gap year did a lot for his self-confidence.” | 1.3148 | 0.03752 | 270 | 207 | 41 | 22 |
1794 | And when have you ever wanted to ask for directions? | 1.3148 | 0.03640 | 270 | 204 | 47 | 19 |
1795 | He thought we were from Publisher’s Clearing House | 1.3147 | 0.03790 | 251 | 190 | 43 | 18 |
1796 | I'm sick and tired of living your fantasies | 1.3147 | 0.03426 | 286 | 213 | 56 | 17 |
1797 | Big foot my ass!! You always change the subject when you’re caught! | 1.3146 | 0.03471 | 267 | 197 | 56 | 14 |
1798 | I know it’s Trump, it said it was the greatest abdominal snowman. | 1.3146 | 0.03668 | 267 | 202 | 46 | 19 |
1799 | Not a soul. You? | 1.3145 | 0.03522 | 283 | 213 | 51 | 19 |
1800 | “no, Ken - You’re abominable!” | 1.3145 | 0.03627 | 283 | 216 | 45 | 22 |
1801 | Doesn't know, says he's from out-of-town. | 1.3144 | 0.03538 | 264 | 196 | 53 | 15 |
1802 | He’s going to get his family for a group selfie | 1.3142 | 0.03546 | 296 | 226 | 47 | 23 |
1803 | I tried to say "Happy New Year", but my yettish isn't very good. | 1.3141 | 0.03611 | 277 | 210 | 47 | 20 |
1804 | I told him to go get lost if he wants to preserve his reputation | 1.3141 | 0.03538 | 277 | 208 | 51 | 18 |
1805 | It's not what you think... | 1.3140 | 0.03404 | 293 | 219 | 56 | 18 |
1806 | He said the "23andMe" thing is baloney. | 1.3139 | 0.03283 | 309 | 230 | 61 | 18 |
1807 | Size matters. | 1.3139 | 0.03488 | 274 | 204 | 54 | 16 |
1808 | Dave, I told you not to talk about politics! | 1.3139 | 0.03488 | 274 | 204 | 54 | 16 |
1809 | He just wanted to know who won the election. | 1.3139 | 0.03488 | 274 | 204 | 54 | 16 |
1810 | Wow. I guess it's really true what they say about a man who has a big foot". | 1.3138 | 0.03321 | 290 | 214 | 61 | 15 |
1811 | He's taking us to Elvis and the Easter Bunny. | 1.3138 | 0.03496 | 290 | 219 | 51 | 20 |
1812 | I told him I was seeing someone else. | 1.3138 | 0.03427 | 290 | 217 | 55 | 18 |
1813 | He told me a little higher up there's a WALL to keep us out. | 1.3137 | 0.03740 | 271 | 208 | 41 | 22 |
1814 | Staying warm must have been more important to him than evolution. | 1.3137 | 0.03552 | 271 | 203 | 51 | 17 |
1815 | I told you he was easily offended. | 1.3137 | 0.03395 | 271 | 199 | 59 | 13 |
1816 | Is it just me or does he look much scarier on Instagram? | 1.3136 | 0.03521 | 287 | 217 | 50 | 20 |
1817 | Your wife looks pissed! | 1.3134 | 0.03695 | 268 | 204 | 44 | 20 |
1818 | it’s just sometimes i feel like u don’t even know he exists | 1.3134 | 0.03547 | 284 | 215 | 49 | 20 |
1819 | My Fitbit says 1,000 steps to the top. His says 250. Go figure. | 1.3132 | 0.03567 | 265 | 198 | 51 | 16 |
1820 | He's nothing but a show-off. Big foot, bigger ego. | 1.3132 | 0.03685 | 265 | 201 | 45 | 19 |
1821 | What did you say to him this time? | 1.3130 | 0.03553 | 262 | 195 | 52 | 15 |
1822 | He says he's got wi-fi | 1.3130 | 0.03594 | 262 | 196 | 50 | 16 |
1823 | Can't be him. Feet are way too small. | 1.3130 | 0.03594 | 262 | 196 | 50 | 16 |
1824 | I don't think so...I heard him muttering that it was a long way to go just for some crappy star wars convention... | 1.3130 | 0.03594 | 262 | 196 | 50 | 16 |
1825 | Would you believe, he asked me to go up to his place. | 1.3129 | 0.03527 | 278 | 209 | 51 | 18 |
1826 | Apparently he finds your puffy jacket abominable. | 1.3129 | 0.03428 | 294 | 221 | 54 | 19 |
1827 | He asked if he was near the top. I said "Not Yeti." | 1.3129 | 0.03460 | 310 | 237 | 49 | 24 |
1828 | You just HAD to say manscaping! | 1.3127 | 0.03539 | 259 | 192 | 53 | 14 |
1829 | No Harvey, he's just an old college friend! | 1.3127 | 0.03553 | 275 | 207 | 50 | 18 |
1830 | He said his name is Harvey Weinstein. | 1.3127 | 0.03486 | 291 | 220 | 51 | 20 |
1831 | With Amazon Prime, we get free Sherpa. | 1.3125 | 0.03334 | 288 | 213 | 60 | 15 |
1832 | He's going back up. He thinks it's become abominable down here. | 1.3125 | 0.03579 | 288 | 220 | 46 | 22 |
1833 | I haven't seen any footprints either. | 1.3125 | 0.03692 | 256 | 193 | 46 | 17 |
1834 | Post-impeachment, he just wants to be left alone. | 1.3125 | 0.03406 | 288 | 215 | 56 | 17 |
1835 | I spoke to the local and it seems we’ve been going the wrong way. | 1.3123 | 0.03680 | 253 | 190 | 47 | 16 |
1836 | I can’t believe you dropped the “A” bomb! | 1.3121 | 0.03454 | 282 | 211 | 54 | 17 |
1837 | I've met someone else. | 1.3121 | 0.03526 | 282 | 213 | 50 | 19 |
1838 | I don't care that you two were frat brothers Larry, we are NOT staying in his cave! | 1.3121 | 0.03526 | 282 | 213 | 50 | 19 |
1839 | I don't know. He just gave me the cold shoulder | 1.3120 | 0.03515 | 266 | 198 | 53 | 15 |
1840 | I won't tell if you won't tell. | 1.3120 | 0.03515 | 266 | 198 | 53 | 15 |
1841 | He's not abominable at all. He's been very helpful. | 1.3119 | 0.03315 | 295 | 219 | 60 | 16 |
1842 | And I say we follow him! | 1.3118 | 0.03327 | 279 | 205 | 61 | 13 |
1843 | He's not mad. He just wants to be seen. | 1.3118 | 0.03404 | 279 | 207 | 57 | 15 |
1844 | Sure you don't want to meet my Dad? | 1.3117 | 0.03954 | 247 | 191 | 35 | 21 |
1845 | Let him lead he knows the neighborhood | 1.3116 | 0.03230 | 292 | 214 | 65 | 13 |
1846 | I swear I’ve never seen him before! | 1.3114 | 0.03453 | 273 | 203 | 55 | 15 |
1847 | I'm leaving you because he validates my feelings. | 1.3113 | 0.03680 | 257 | 194 | 46 | 17 |
1848 | This is why we need immigration reform. | 1.3110 | 0.03621 | 283 | 217 | 44 | 22 |
1849 | The only thing abominable here is your lack of sensitivity. | 1.3110 | 0.03444 | 283 | 212 | 54 | 17 |
1850 | I'm done Mark — I get that your Dad is a nature person, but he needs to put some clothes on. | 1.3106 | 0.03530 | 264 | 197 | 52 | 15 |
1851 | He said there's nothing worth seeing up there. | 1.3106 | 0.03571 | 264 | 198 | 50 | 16 |
1852 | You hired him as our guide so who's the neanderthal really? | 1.3106 | 0.03611 | 264 | 199 | 48 | 17 |
1853 | If he eats there, how bad can it be? | 1.3106 | 0.03448 | 264 | 195 | 56 | 13 |
1854 | He packed NONE of his waste out of base camp. Talk about abominable! | 1.3106 | 0.03328 | 293 | 218 | 59 | 16 |
1855 | I think he said we're near the top, but his accent is abominable. | 1.3105 | 0.03531 | 277 | 209 | 50 | 18 |
1856 | He said, "I'm not the Bigfoot you're looking for," but that may have been just a Yeti mind trick. | 1.3105 | 0.03604 | 277 | 211 | 46 | 20 |
1857 | It'll be hard to follow in his footsteps. | 1.3103 | 0.03490 | 290 | 220 | 50 | 20 |
1858 | The Contiki website said he’s an abominable tour guide, but so far I’d say he’s been great! | 1.3103 | 0.03598 | 261 | 196 | 49 | 16 |
1859 | He said we're still about 1,000 big feet away from the peak | 1.3102 | 0.03403 | 274 | 203 | 57 | 14 |
1860 | Relax, George. I just told him threesomes are not our cup of tea | 1.3102 | 0.03442 | 274 | 204 | 55 | 15 |
1861 | Please do hurry, James, he says the Starbucks closes in ten minutes. | 1.3102 | 0.03802 | 245 | 186 | 42 | 17 |
1862 | If he really is so abominable, then why did he just compliment your jacket? | 1.3102 | 0.03576 | 245 | 181 | 52 | 12 |
1863 | He said the nearest Starbuck's is two mountains to the left, and down about 4500 feet. | 1.3101 | 0.03480 | 287 | 217 | 51 | 19 |
1864 | You're smarter but he's got the edge in experience. | 1.3101 | 0.03749 | 258 | 197 | 42 | 19 |
1865 | So now what? | 1.3101 | 0.03749 | 258 | 197 | 42 | 19 |
1866 | He asked me to take a picture of him and his family. | 1.3100 | 0.03408 | 300 | 227 | 53 | 20 |
1867 | He’s running for President. | 1.3100 | 0.03568 | 300 | 232 | 43 | 25 |
1868 | He hasn’t seen him. | 1.3100 | 0.03467 | 271 | 202 | 54 | 15 |
1869 | Frankly, sometimes you're kind of abominable too, Greg. | 1.3100 | 0.03506 | 271 | 203 | 52 | 16 |
1870 | Actually, he seems indomitable. | 1.3100 | 0.03545 | 271 | 204 | 50 | 17 |
1871 | He said he was going up for an iced coffee and asked me if I wanted anything. | 1.3099 | 0.03469 | 284 | 214 | 52 | 18 |
1872 | Some call him Sasquatch, yeah, but us locals call him hairy naked Bill. | 1.3098 | 0.03398 | 297 | 224 | 54 | 19 |
1873 | He's half the man and twice the beast that you are. | 1.3098 | 0.03296 | 297 | 221 | 60 | 16 |
1874 | You said you wanted to meet my parents, right? | 1.3096 | 0.03230 | 281 | 205 | 65 | 11 |
1875 | Thru-hikers are so intense. | 1.3096 | 0.03346 | 281 | 208 | 59 | 14 |
1876 | 'You know I've always wanted a REAL mountain man, Stan.' | 1.3096 | 0.03208 | 323 | 242 | 62 | 19 |
1877 | We’re friends on Instagram | 1.3095 | 0.03318 | 294 | 219 | 59 | 16 |
1878 | He's always in a mood during tourist season. | 1.3095 | 0.03247 | 294 | 217 | 63 | 14 |
1879 | Yes, I do feel sometimes like evolution has passed me by. | 1.3095 | 0.03508 | 252 | 186 | 54 | 12 |
1880 | Actually he was quite pleasant . . . amiable, certainly not abominable. | 1.3095 | 0.03318 | 294 | 219 | 59 | 16 |
1881 | I have to warn you: I'm just out of an abominable relationship. | 1.3094 | 0.03289 | 307 | 230 | 59 | 18 |
1882 | What guy? | 1.3094 | 0.03559 | 265 | 199 | 50 | 16 |
1883 | All I did was to ask him if he thought global warming was fake news. | 1.3094 | 0.03445 | 278 | 208 | 54 | 16 |
1884 | 'He said walking sticks are for pussies.' | 1.3094 | 0.03330 | 278 | 205 | 60 | 13 |
1885 | We've just been ignored by a Yeti, Josh. Makes me feel, well, abominable, actually. | 1.3094 | 0.03520 | 278 | 210 | 50 | 18 |
1886 | He hit on me, some line about big feet. | 1.3092 | 0.03758 | 249 | 189 | 43 | 17 |
1887 | You might as well turn back. There's really nothing to see up there. | 1.3092 | 0.03310 | 304 | 228 | 58 | 18 |
1888 | Who knew we’d run in to the next GOP Presidential candidate up here! | 1.3092 | 0.03707 | 262 | 200 | 43 | 19 |
1889 | And yeti seemed so nice. | 1.3092 | 0.03823 | 262 | 203 | 37 | 22 |
1890 | These Virtual Reality sunglasses are really fantastic! | 1.3092 | 0.03462 | 262 | 194 | 55 | 13 |
1891 | He says there's no Starbucks. | 1.3091 | 0.03583 | 275 | 209 | 47 | 19 |
1892 | Don't drag him into this. I left because YOU are the abominable one! | 1.3091 | 0.03764 | 275 | 214 | 37 | 24 |
1893 | He just said we should be careful, you never know what creatures are walking around up here. | 1.3091 | 0.03393 | 275 | 204 | 57 | 14 |
1894 | What did he mean when he said we'll be late for dinner? | 1.3091 | 0.03583 | 275 | 209 | 47 | 19 |
1895 | I'm telling you--Cross Fit. | 1.3091 | 0.03313 | 275 | 202 | 61 | 12 |
1896 | He keeps saying it's just a little bit farther, just over that hill, and he'll show us something really cool! | 1.3090 | 0.03365 | 301 | 227 | 55 | 19 |
1897 | I promise, I'll never see him again! | 1.3090 | 0.03430 | 301 | 229 | 51 | 21 |
1898 | Greeting him in Klingon was not funny. | 1.3089 | 0.03312 | 259 | 188 | 62 | 9 |
1899 | With the furlough, he's had to pull double shifts to rescue hikers. | 1.3088 | 0.03721 | 272 | 210 | 40 | 22 |
1900 | He said he's a local but I'd feel more comfortable looking it up on Waze. | 1.3088 | 0.03564 | 285 | 218 | 46 | 21 |
1901 | He says we can use the trails all we want, but his Himalaya Shutdown is going ahead no matter what. | 1.3088 | 0.03494 | 285 | 216 | 50 | 19 |
1902 | I'm sorry, Larry, but he's offering me a home with a view. | 1.3086 | 0.03643 | 256 | 193 | 47 | 16 |
1903 | He said he'd introduce me to the Tooth Fairy. | 1.3086 | 0.03638 | 269 | 205 | 45 | 19 |
1904 | Shhhh, shhhhh, there goes my ex. | 1.3085 | 0.03591 | 282 | 216 | 45 | 21 |
1905 | I hope you know that without a selfie no one will believe us! | 1.3085 | 0.03478 | 295 | 225 | 49 | 21 |
1906 | This tourism on Everest is getting out of control. | 1.3085 | 0.03478 | 295 | 225 | 49 | 21 |
1907 | Wow, you really are never going to propose, are you? | 1.3084 | 0.03588 | 308 | 241 | 39 | 28 |
1908 | He’s harmless; he just wants trail mix.” | 1.3083 | 0.03672 | 253 | 191 | 46 | 16 |
1909 | I told you before, size doesn’t matter! | 1.3083 | 0.03384 | 266 | 196 | 58 | 12 |
1910 | He says to please tell the world that they may be wide, but really they're just a size 9 1/2. | 1.3083 | 0.03426 | 266 | 197 | 56 | 13 |
1911 | Maybe I shouldn't have mentioned shrinkage. | 1.3083 | 0.03588 | 266 | 201 | 48 | 17 |
1912 | Hey, he knows a short cut. | 1.3082 | 0.03201 | 279 | 203 | 66 | 10 |
1913 | See I told you...he said were going the wrong way! | 1.3082 | 0.03435 | 279 | 209 | 54 | 16 |
1914 | No - It's his cousin The Respectable Yeti | 1.3082 | 0.03435 | 279 | 209 | 54 | 16 |
1915 | Stop him! Maybe he can take a picture of us! | 1.3080 | 0.03658 | 250 | 188 | 47 | 15 |
1916 | It's Esteem Lacking Snow Person now. | 1.3080 | 0.03493 | 263 | 196 | 53 | 14 |
1917 | Our selfie together came out really blurry for some reason.” | 1.3080 | 0.03645 | 276 | 212 | 43 | 21 |
1918 | George, I'd like to start seeing other people. | 1.3080 | 0.03207 | 289 | 212 | 65 | 12 |
1919 | I'll never let you set me up on a blind date again! | 1.3080 | 0.03562 | 289 | 222 | 45 | 22 |
1920 | Come on Todd, I may be blind but my nose works. | 1.3080 | 0.03562 | 289 | 222 | 45 | 22 |
1921 | Well, you know what they say about men with big feet... | 1.3079 | 0.03453 | 302 | 231 | 49 | 22 |
1922 | He doesn't look as big in person. | 1.3077 | 0.03053 | 312 | 228 | 72 | 12 |
1923 | He says not Yeti. | 1.3077 | 0.03448 | 286 | 216 | 52 | 18 |
1924 | He would come down more often but people keep talking about his feet. | 1.3077 | 0.03277 | 299 | 223 | 60 | 16 |
1925 | You called him Bigfoot?! | 1.3077 | 0.03523 | 273 | 206 | 50 | 17 |
1926 | I told you we should have brought our camera. He only wanted $5 for a selfie with him. | 1.3077 | 0.03643 | 260 | 197 | 46 | 17 |
1927 | I don't care if that's what the other explorers call him. "Abominable" isn't nice. | 1.3077 | 0.03406 | 273 | 203 | 56 | 14 |
1928 | How rude of you! He only asked for directions. | 1.3077 | 0.03448 | 286 | 216 | 52 | 18 |
1929 | Way to go! You hurt his feelings. | 1.3077 | 0.03622 | 286 | 221 | 42 | 23 |
1930 | He is less abominable where it counts ... good bye and good luck. | 1.3074 | 0.03614 | 283 | 218 | 43 | 22 |
1931 | He's upset; he thought it was "abdominal." | 1.3074 | 0.03473 | 283 | 214 | 51 | 18 |
1932 | You go. I want to be found. | 1.3074 | 0.03400 | 283 | 212 | 55 | 16 |
1933 | No, the most amazing part was finding myself. | 1.3074 | 0.03754 | 257 | 197 | 41 | 19 |
1934 | He says it's pronounced yeh--TEE. | 1.3072 | 0.03482 | 306 | 236 | 46 | 24 |
1935 | Wouldn't you know, the selfie was all blurry. | 1.3072 | 0.03356 | 293 | 220 | 56 | 17 |
1936 | he said, nothing to see up there... | 1.3071 | 0.03534 | 280 | 213 | 48 | 19 |
1937 | He said the guru is on the next mountain over. | 1.3071 | 0.03424 | 280 | 210 | 54 | 16 |
1938 | He says we can get a signal up here. | 1.3071 | 0.03498 | 280 | 212 | 50 | 18 |
1939 | You know the old saying? It will never be the right place to tell you I found someone else. | 1.3071 | 0.03496 | 267 | 200 | 52 | 15 |
1940 | He'll be right back; he left his iphone in the cave | 1.3071 | 0.03654 | 267 | 204 | 44 | 19 |
1941 | I think he's Italian. I asked to get a selfie with him, and he kept saying "not yeti....not yeti" | 1.3069 | 0.03313 | 303 | 228 | 57 | 18 |
1942 | I think we’ve discovered who’s really abominable here—and I’m pressing on with the yeti. | 1.3069 | 0.03372 | 277 | 206 | 57 | 14 |
1943 | He doesn't want to be called fake news anymore. | 1.3069 | 0.03774 | 277 | 217 | 35 | 25 |
1944 | You’re the one with no social skills! | 1.3069 | 0.03560 | 277 | 211 | 47 | 19 |
1945 | You just never know when you'll spot a celebrity! | 1.3069 | 0.03597 | 277 | 212 | 45 | 20 |
1946 | He said to leave behind only a small carbon footprint. | 1.3067 | 0.03020 | 300 | 217 | 74 | 9 |
1947 | I have a feeling we ain't seen nothing yeti. | 1.3066 | 0.03366 | 287 | 215 | 56 | 16 |
1948 | And of course now I realize we left the camera back in the tent! | 1.3066 | 0.03366 | 287 | 215 | 56 | 16 |
1949 | “Size does matter - it’s true what they say about big feet." | 1.3066 | 0.03543 | 287 | 220 | 46 | 21 |
1950 | He said there's a Starbucks just over the next ridge. | 1.3066 | 0.03550 | 274 | 208 | 48 | 18 |
1951 | Okay, so he says we took a wrong turn back at base camp. | 1.3066 | 0.03396 | 274 | 204 | 56 | 14 |
1952 | Honey, I really enjoyed the Pilates, the tapas dipped in flecks of gold, and the W.B. Yeats poetry, but I want someone more primitive. | 1.3065 | 0.03631 | 261 | 198 | 46 | 17 |
1953 | Jesus — and neither one of us brought a camera? | 1.3065 | 0.03229 | 310 | 232 | 61 | 17 |
1954 | He says he has a higher calling.... | 1.3063 | 0.03533 | 284 | 217 | 47 | 20 |
1955 | Every day about this time. He has quite a commute. | 1.3063 | 0.03315 | 284 | 211 | 59 | 14 |
1956 | All the money we spent on gear and we still can't keep up with him. | 1.3063 | 0.03498 | 284 | 216 | 49 | 19 |
1957 | It is your behavior that I find abominable! | 1.3063 | 0.03390 | 284 | 213 | 55 | 16 |
1958 | I bet you used the word 'abominable'" | 1.3063 | 0.03533 | 284 | 217 | 47 | 20 |
1959 | These days I never know what to believe | 1.3062 | 0.03448 | 258 | 191 | 55 | 12 |
1960 | No John, he doesn't have a big dick | 1.3062 | 0.03472 | 307 | 237 | 46 | 24 |
1961 | He makes it look so easy. | 1.3061 | 0.03613 | 245 | 183 | 49 | 13 |
1962 | He's been like that since his yak died | 1.3060 | 0.03523 | 281 | 214 | 48 | 19 |
1963 | He asked if Trump was still alive. | 1.3060 | 0.03595 | 281 | 216 | 44 | 21 |
1964 | Abomanable sex is still sex. | 1.3060 | 0.03559 | 281 | 215 | 46 | 20 |
1965 | Looks easier without a backpack. | 1.3060 | 0.03564 | 268 | 203 | 48 | 17 |
1966 | He said that we are lost | 1.3059 | 0.03561 | 255 | 191 | 50 | 14 |
1967 | For crying out loud, George. It's Yeti, not Abominable Snowman! You're being terribly insensitive. | 1.3059 | 0.03647 | 255 | 193 | 46 | 16 |
1968 | He said there's a two hour wait. | 1.3058 | 0.03473 | 291 | 222 | 49 | 20 |
1969 | He'll be back when he meets his daily step goal. | 1.3058 | 0.03735 | 242 | 183 | 44 | 15 |
1970 | He says he has to get back to the White House. | 1.3057 | 0.03504 | 314 | 245 | 42 | 27 |
1971 | I actually think his feet are the perfect size for his body. | 1.3057 | 0.03263 | 314 | 237 | 58 | 19 |
1972 | He exposed himself and all you could do was take a photo!? | 1.3057 | 0.03511 | 265 | 199 | 51 | 15 |
1973 | I hear the next stretch can get pretty hairy. | 1.3057 | 0.03344 | 265 | 195 | 59 | 11 |
1974 | He said he didn't want to be the third wheel. | 1.3056 | 0.03320 | 288 | 215 | 58 | 15 |
1975 | I wanted to be first, so we might as well go back. | 1.3055 | 0.03649 | 275 | 212 | 42 | 21 |
1976 | I told you, the preferred term is Yeti. | 1.3055 | 0.03265 | 275 | 202 | 62 | 11 |
1977 | Yes honey-size matters...he's not just big foot! | 1.3053 | 0.03699 | 262 | 201 | 42 | 19 |
1978 | Are we there Yeti?” Really | 1.3053 | 0.03416 | 285 | 215 | 53 | 17 |
1979 | He says he’s building a wall. | 1.3053 | 0.03487 | 285 | 217 | 49 | 19 |
1980 | You’re right. That is who I was making the sweater for. | 1.3052 | 0.03662 | 249 | 188 | 46 | 15 |
1981 | ...he said he’s pissed off...his 23andMe came back and he’s related to Elizabeth Warren... | 1.3052 | 0.03792 | 249 | 191 | 40 | 18 |
1982 | Not to worry, he was just asking for directions. | 1.3051 | 0.03336 | 295 | 222 | 56 | 17 |
1983 | It’s his mountain. I’m not going to drop in without a gift. | 1.3051 | 0.03371 | 295 | 223 | 54 | 18 |
1984 | I don’t care who she is!!! It’s demeaning how you look at other women. | 1.3050 | 0.03584 | 282 | 217 | 44 | 21 |
1985 | He said “Follow me if you want to see something really interesting”. | 1.3049 | 0.03391 | 305 | 233 | 51 | 21 |
1986 | All he asked is that I spell his name correctly. So, yeah, it was worth it. | 1.3049 | 0.03411 | 246 | 180 | 57 | 9 |
1987 | I'm keeping my name professionally but, yeah, officially it's Karen Bragin-Yeti. | 1.3049 | 0.03736 | 246 | 187 | 43 | 16 |
1988 | He says he's not coming down until people get over the whole 'abominable' thing. | 1.3048 | 0.03352 | 269 | 199 | 58 | 12 |
1989 | Who invited your mother? | 1.3048 | 0.03628 | 292 | 228 | 39 | 25 |
1990 | Quick, give him your business card. You are the manager of a Big and Tall store. | 1.3048 | 0.03359 | 292 | 220 | 55 | 17 |
1991 | HE SAID NEXT HE’S GOING TO FORD EVERY STREAM. | 1.3047 | 0.03427 | 279 | 210 | 53 | 16 |
1992 | "I know I recognize him from somewhere, but I just can't put my finger on it. | 1.3047 | 0.03575 | 279 | 214 | 45 | 20 |
1993 | These new sunglasses really make a big difference. I'm seeing details I never noticed before. | 1.3045 | 0.03274 | 289 | 215 | 60 | 14 |
1994 | What do you want from me.....he was the only guide they had left! | 1.3045 | 0.03452 | 289 | 220 | 50 | 19 |
1995 | I'm sorry but my foot fetish is bigger than both of us. | 1.3045 | 0.03346 | 289 | 217 | 56 | 16 |
1996 | We leave a bigger footprint than he does! | 1.3043 | 0.03338 | 299 | 226 | 55 | 18 |
1997 | Apparently we’re trespassing on private property | 1.3043 | 0.03201 | 299 | 222 | 63 | 14 |
1998 | It gets pretty hairy from here. | 1.3043 | 0.03564 | 276 | 211 | 46 | 19 |
1999 | You're nice but he's Bigfoot. I've been looking for him my whole life. | 1.3043 | 0.03452 | 276 | 208 | 52 | 16 |
2000 | This guide was highly rated on Yelp! | 1.3043 | 0.03413 | 276 | 207 | 54 | 15 |
2001 | He says it’s too damn hot and come back after we stop global warming. | 1.3043 | 0.03375 | 276 | 206 | 56 | 14 |
2002 | Was that the Dos Equis guy? | 1.3043 | 0.03527 | 276 | 210 | 48 | 18 |
2003 | Well, how would you feel if someone called you 'Abominable'? | 1.3043 | 0.03564 | 276 | 211 | 46 | 19 |
2004 | He says he needs to get home in time for Dancing with the Stars. | 1.3042 | 0.03512 | 286 | 219 | 47 | 20 |
2005 | Next year we're doing Christmas at *my* parents' house. | 1.3042 | 0.03258 | 286 | 212 | 61 | 13 |
2006 | She’s a lot taller than I expected | 1.3042 | 0.03477 | 286 | 218 | 49 | 19 |
2007 | Abominable, shmabominable, at least he asks for directions. | 1.3041 | 0.03186 | 296 | 219 | 64 | 13 |
2008 | He says the view is so-so. | 1.3041 | 0.03292 | 296 | 222 | 58 | 16 |
2009 | You know, if we weren't blind maybe we could find big foot | 1.3038 | 0.03384 | 293 | 222 | 53 | 18 |
2010 | You don’t always get to choose your mentor in life, Jason. | 1.3037 | 0.03542 | 270 | 205 | 48 | 17 |
2011 | He looks less abominable in person. | 1.3037 | 0.03618 | 270 | 207 | 44 | 19 |
2012 | I told you. He's just an old friend from college... | 1.3037 | 0.03580 | 270 | 206 | 46 | 18 |
2013 | He's a great guide, just no photo ops. | 1.3036 | 0.03491 | 280 | 213 | 49 | 18 |
2014 | He said he just wanted to know if it was 2020 yet. | 1.3036 | 0.03379 | 280 | 210 | 55 | 15 |
2015 | He said, "Google Earth can just leave me the hell alone." | 1.3035 | 0.03266 | 313 | 237 | 57 | 19 |
2016 | Well I will, if you are too embarrassed to ask for directions Tom | 1.3035 | 0.03537 | 257 | 193 | 50 | 14 |
2017 | Don't worry,it was consensual. | 1.3034 | 0.03407 | 290 | 220 | 52 | 18 |
2018 | I told you the lack of oxygen does wonders for the imagination. | 1.3034 | 0.03227 | 290 | 215 | 62 | 13 |
2019 | I'm not afraid but... I'll race you to the bottom... | 1.3034 | 0.03300 | 290 | 217 | 58 | 15 |
2020 | He said it hurts his feelings when we call him Abominable. | 1.3034 | 0.03264 | 290 | 216 | 60 | 14 |
2021 | Of course he resents being called Abominable." | 1.3034 | 0.03407 | 290 | 220 | 52 | 18 |
2022 | He was surprisingly articulate. | 1.3034 | 0.03407 | 267 | 199 | 55 | 13 |
2023 | See? I told you he’d lap us again. | 1.3032 | 0.03479 | 277 | 210 | 50 | 17 |
2024 | Funny how myths develop. Compared to you today, he wasn’t so abominable after all. | 1.3032 | 0.03364 | 277 | 207 | 56 | 14 |
2025 | He's much warmer than you Stan. | 1.3032 | 0.03403 | 277 | 208 | 54 | 15 |
2026 | All he said was, 'I want to be alone'. | 1.3031 | 0.03565 | 254 | 191 | 49 | 14 |
2027 | He's just got a bad rep. He's actually quite a conversationalist. | 1.3031 | 0.03249 | 287 | 213 | 61 | 13 |
2028 | I envy his lack of gear. | 1.3031 | 0.03211 | 287 | 212 | 63 | 12 |
2029 | I'll admit Gary's a little grumpy in the mornings, but i wouldn't call him abominable... | 1.3031 | 0.03466 | 287 | 219 | 49 | 19 |
2030 | Did you see that guy’s calves? | 1.3029 | 0.03504 | 274 | 208 | 49 | 17 |
2031 | My ex. | 1.3029 | 0.03580 | 274 | 210 | 45 | 19 |
2032 | He said we are on the wrong path to enlightenment. | 1.3029 | 0.03580 | 274 | 210 | 45 | 19 |
2033 | He seemed super relatable until he made me sign an N.D.A. | 1.3029 | 0.03466 | 274 | 207 | 51 | 16 |
2034 | Yes, and it was the best I ever had ! | 1.3028 | 0.03562 | 284 | 219 | 44 | 21 |
2035 | Are you sure he's a local? | 1.3028 | 0.03491 | 284 | 217 | 48 | 19 |
2036 | But his cave has good reviews. | 1.3027 | 0.03304 | 294 | 221 | 57 | 16 |
2037 | Oh yeah? Well, he's a lot less abominable than your "vacation" idea. | 1.3027 | 0.03442 | 294 | 225 | 49 | 20 |
2038 | I TOLD YOU he wouldn't want to take a selfie! | 1.3026 | 0.03452 | 271 | 204 | 52 | 15 |
2039 | Sorry to drag you along for nothing ... he looked nothing like his tinder profile photo! | 1.3025 | 0.03623 | 281 | 218 | 41 | 22 |
2040 | Don’t worry Jim, he has a 5-star Airbnb experience rating | 1.3025 | 0.03406 | 281 | 212 | 53 | 16 |
2041 | Let’s see if he will take our photo. | 1.3023 | 0.03341 | 311 | 238 | 52 | 21 |
2042 | It's been downhill with us for so long, I just need a change. | 1.3022 | 0.03634 | 268 | 206 | 43 | 19 |
2043 | He claims to have been the president. | 1.3022 | 0.03748 | 268 | 209 | 37 | 22 |
2044 | Why do you lash out at every guy with bigger feet? | 1.3022 | 0.03354 | 278 | 208 | 56 | 14 |
2045 | He may look like a veteran hiker, but he’s just a Wookie. | 1.3022 | 0.03615 | 278 | 215 | 42 | 21 |
2046 | Turns out he’s fed up with the saying about men with big feet | 1.3022 | 0.03650 | 278 | 216 | 40 | 22 |
2047 | He said he preferred Saquatch, but if I can't spell it right, go with Bigfoot. | 1.3021 | 0.03201 | 288 | 213 | 63 | 12 |
2048 | It's over, Brad. Squatch is giving us a minute to say farewell. | 1.3021 | 0.03421 | 288 | 219 | 51 | 18 |
2049 | Yeah, we can go on up, but I had to give him my Netflix passcode. | 1.3020 | 0.03341 | 298 | 226 | 54 | 18 |
2050 | He thinks you are abominable. | 1.3020 | 0.03307 | 298 | 225 | 56 | 17 |
2051 | We dated briefly... he wasn’t my type. | 1.3020 | 0.03681 | 255 | 195 | 43 | 17 |
2052 | I don't know what's worse--me running out of water or you running out of photo storage space on your iPhone. | 1.3019 | 0.03544 | 265 | 201 | 48 | 16 |
2053 | I know you warned me but he's still my Dad! | 1.3018 | 0.03445 | 285 | 217 | 50 | 18 |
2054 | I think you insulted him when you said "I don't believe it!" | 1.3018 | 0.03372 | 285 | 215 | 54 | 16 |
2055 | Just follow that guy. He seems to know where he's going. | 1.3017 | 0.03115 | 295 | 217 | 67 | 11 |
2056 | You promised this wasn’t going to be weird or uncomfortable! | 1.3016 | 0.03321 | 305 | 232 | 54 | 19 |
2057 | He told me his name, yet I don’t remember it. | 1.3016 | 0.03624 | 252 | 191 | 46 | 15 |
2058 | He said there's nothing of note up there, so we might as well give up on finding anything interesting. This whole trip was a waste of time! | 1.3015 | 0.03571 | 262 | 199 | 47 | 16 |
2059 | You'll never guess who I ran into! | 1.3015 | 0.03360 | 262 | 194 | 57 | 11 |
2060 | I've had it with Colorado men. I'm going to try this for a while. | 1.3015 | 0.03441 | 272 | 205 | 52 | 15 |
2061 | Just follow him. I lost the map. | 1.3015 | 0.03480 | 272 | 206 | 50 | 16 |
2062 | What's abominable is your attitude!! | 1.3015 | 0.03595 | 272 | 209 | 44 | 19 |
2063 | Oh stop. You just have footprint envy. | 1.3014 | 0.03433 | 282 | 214 | 51 | 17 |
2064 | I told him: "Long-term commitment or take a hike!" | 1.3014 | 0.03433 | 282 | 214 | 51 | 17 |
2065 | Okay, I have been seeing someone else." | 1.3014 | 0.03317 | 292 | 220 | 56 | 16 |
2066 | He's upset that no-one ever mentions his calves. | 1.3014 | 0.03422 | 292 | 223 | 50 | 19 |
2067 | He said he didn't have a watch. | 1.3012 | 0.03680 | 259 | 199 | 42 | 18 |
2068 | He thinks we should start seeing other people | 1.3011 | 0.03661 | 269 | 208 | 41 | 20 |
2069 | Good thing we made reservations. He said it's always crowded at peak times. | 1.3011 | 0.03302 | 269 | 199 | 59 | 11 |
2070 | The guide reviews in Trip Advisor said that Yeti is not much of a talker but he knows his way around the mountain. | 1.3011 | 0.03385 | 269 | 201 | 55 | 13 |
2071 | He won't let us pass due to the shutdown | 1.3011 | 0.03773 | 269 | 211 | 35 | 23 |
2072 | I told you we didn't need all this ridiculous gear. | 1.3011 | 0.03382 | 279 | 210 | 54 | 15 |
2073 | Hi - I just met the nicest guy. Local fella. Says he owns a restaurant up top. Invited us to stop by. | 1.3011 | 0.03531 | 279 | 214 | 46 | 19 |
2074 | Clearly man is not on the ascent. | 1.3011 | 0.03382 | 279 | 210 | 54 | 15 |
2075 | It's over. I'm leaving you to start a new life with Jeffrey! | 1.3010 | 0.03431 | 299 | 230 | 48 | 21 |
2076 | He said there are no facilities past this point | 1.3010 | 0.03258 | 309 | 234 | 57 | 18 |
2077 | I guess it’s true what they say - Bigfoot, big... | 1.3008 | 0.03689 | 266 | 206 | 40 | 20 |
2078 | Yeah. He won’t do any free sightings. He’s going to wait out the shutdown. | 1.3007 | 0.03557 | 276 | 212 | 45 | 19 |
2079 | It was YOUR idea to build a snowman. All I did was splice some genes to make it happen. | 1.3007 | 0.03362 | 286 | 216 | 54 | 16 |
2080 | He asked for my number then remembered he left his phone in his cave. | 1.3007 | 0.03325 | 286 | 215 | 56 | 15 |
2081 | Can you take a picture of me with the mountains? Just make sure the yeti doesn't show up in the background and ruin the shot. | 1.3007 | 0.03320 | 296 | 224 | 55 | 17 |
2082 | He said we are welcome to come up to his house but he wants you to know his WiFi is on the fritz. | 1.3004 | 0.03434 | 253 | 188 | 54 | 11 |
2083 | Suddenly me not having a razor for a week doesn't seem so bad, huh? | 1.3004 | 0.03351 | 273 | 204 | 56 | 13 |
2084 | He suggested we try the ascent tomorrow; conditions today are abominable. | 1.3004 | 0.03269 | 273 | 202 | 60 | 11 |
2085 | Once he finds himself the mystery's over. | 1.3004 | 0.03469 | 273 | 207 | 50 | 16 |
2086 | Leave me and my husband alone! | 1.3004 | 0.03530 | 283 | 218 | 45 | 20 |
2087 | The one time you ask for directions...and it's from a Yeti. | 1.3004 | 0.03459 | 283 | 216 | 49 | 18 |
2088 | No, I don't think he saw us. | 1.3004 | 0.03385 | 283 | 214 | 53 | 16 |
2089 | Yet, he is an urban legend, and you're just an urban escapee. | 1.3004 | 0.03459 | 283 | 216 | 49 | 18 |
2090 | Enough already with your foolish male pride, don't be afraid to ask for directions. | 1.3004 | 0.03601 | 283 | 220 | 41 | 22 |
2091 | Yeah, I saw it!--Must be the latest from Patagonia. | 1.3003 | 0.03493 | 303 | 236 | 43 | 24 |
2092 | -Are we there yet? - Not Yeti | 1.3000 | 0.03697 | 280 | 220 | 36 | 24 |
2093 | It will be a more pleasant climb if you stay down wind from him | 1.3000 | 0.03271 | 320 | 245 | 54 | 21 |
2094 | ...no, I don't think this is a good time to tell him you don't beleive | 1.3000 | 0.03502 | 260 | 196 | 50 | 14 |
2095 | He wanted to know if i've seen his polar bear | 1.3000 | 0.03435 | 290 | 222 | 49 | 19 |
2096 | Really, he means nothing to me. | 1.3000 | 0.03374 | 270 | 202 | 55 | 13 |
2097 | I know he's experienced, but what are his references? | 1.3000 | 0.03333 | 280 | 210 | 56 | 14 |
2098 | Apparently he failed to trademark Yeti. | 1.3000 | 0.03329 | 290 | 219 | 55 | 16 |
2099 | Maybe he knows how to get back down, Clark! | 1.3000 | 0.03293 | 290 | 218 | 57 | 15 |
2100 | He says the mountain is calling, but so is nature. | 1.3000 | 0.03415 | 270 | 203 | 53 | 14 |
2101 | You just had to tell him that he isn’t wearing pants, | 1.3000 | 0.03484 | 280 | 214 | 48 | 18 |
2102 | He looks like he knows where he’s going...should we ask him for directions? | 1.3000 | 0.03292 | 270 | 200 | 59 | 11 |
2103 | I trust him. He's white. | 1.3000 | 0.03504 | 290 | 224 | 45 | 21 |
2104 | We talked, but even his words were blurry and ambiguous. | 1.3000 | 0.03415 | 270 | 203 | 53 | 14 |
2105 | He forgot the keys. | 1.3000 | 0.03447 | 280 | 213 | 50 | 17 |
2106 | Well, he did say 'no selfies'. | 1.2997 | 0.03103 | 307 | 228 | 66 | 13 |
2107 | He's part of the nudist colony just off the trail. | 1.2997 | 0.03424 | 287 | 219 | 50 | 18 |
2108 | See, I told you fur was in again. | 1.2997 | 0.03203 | 287 | 213 | 62 | 12 |
2109 | When you said “Let’s go to the Himalayas. What’s the worst that can happen?” this is exactly what I thought the worst would be. | 1.2996 | 0.03509 | 277 | 212 | 47 | 18 |
2110 | He has a vacancy at his hairbnb. | 1.2996 | 0.03471 | 277 | 211 | 49 | 17 |
2111 | I don't know. His feet weren't that big. | 1.2996 | 0.03715 | 267 | 208 | 38 | 21 |
2112 | He says his name is "Tom", he's currently unattached, and his brothers are all tall too - oh, and he hates having his picture taken... | 1.2996 | 0.03315 | 267 | 198 | 58 | 11 |
2113 | He’s not just abominable, he’s rude! | 1.2996 | 0.03960 | 237 | 185 | 33 | 19 |
2114 | He told me he's lost | 1.2993 | 0.03324 | 304 | 232 | 53 | 19 |
2115 | He said he knows a shortcut | 1.2993 | 0.03190 | 294 | 219 | 62 | 13 |
2116 | where did you get this guide | 1.2993 | 0.03719 | 274 | 215 | 36 | 23 |
2117 | He says the view from the top is worth the walk. | 1.2993 | 0.03300 | 274 | 204 | 58 | 12 |
2118 | I told you he was sensitive about his body hair, Greg! | 1.2992 | 0.03506 | 264 | 200 | 49 | 15 |
2119 | He had a thick accent but I think he said that we are ducked. | 1.2992 | 0.03556 | 254 | 192 | 48 | 14 |
2120 | I’m leaving you. He really knows how to make me peak. | 1.2992 | 0.03685 | 254 | 195 | 42 | 17 |
2121 | Well, I don’t think he’s the least bit abominable. | 1.2990 | 0.03106 | 301 | 223 | 66 | 12 |
2122 | I gave him our outfitter's card. | 1.2990 | 0.03319 | 291 | 220 | 55 | 16 |
2123 | He said to just go down about a mile and make a left and the coffee shop is on the right. | 1.2989 | 0.03361 | 281 | 212 | 54 | 15 |
2124 | The only time I forget my camera and bigfoot walks right past me! | 1.2989 | 0.03545 | 281 | 217 | 44 | 20 |
2125 | Ohh...hello dear, it isnt how it looks | 1.2989 | 0.03483 | 271 | 206 | 49 | 16 |
2126 | I told him it was me not him. | 1.2989 | 0.03405 | 261 | 195 | 54 | 12 |
2127 | What's the point? We forgot the selfie stick. | 1.2989 | 0.03574 | 261 | 199 | 46 | 16 |
2128 | He said there is a $20 cover charge from here. | 1.2987 | 0.03231 | 298 | 224 | 59 | 15 |
2129 | Do something. He said abominable things to me. | 1.2987 | 0.03266 | 298 | 225 | 57 | 16 |
2130 | This is where we part ways. | 1.2986 | 0.03269 | 288 | 216 | 58 | 14 |
2131 | This is definitely less touristy than the other one... | 1.2986 | 0.03307 | 278 | 208 | 57 | 13 |
2132 | You've really offended him Bill. You just don't call a Yeti Bigfoot | 1.2984 | 0.03685 | 258 | 199 | 41 | 18 |
2133 | You see, I told you my dad could keep up with us. | 1.2983 | 0.03425 | 295 | 227 | 48 | 20 |
2134 | So sorry John. I'm in love with him. We're going to meet his mom. | 1.2982 | 0.03509 | 285 | 220 | 45 | 20 |
2135 | He said we can come up but not yeti. | 1.2982 | 0.03328 | 285 | 215 | 55 | 15 |
2136 | No, I'm not asking Sasquatch for directions. | 1.2982 | 0.03401 | 285 | 217 | 51 | 17 |
2137 | It was just a coincidence! I am not obsessed with him! | 1.2982 | 0.03473 | 285 | 219 | 47 | 19 |
2138 | He wanted to know what 'abominable' means. | 1.2982 | 0.03524 | 275 | 211 | 46 | 18 |
2139 | He wanted to be a guide on Mt. Rainier, but couldn't get a visa. | 1.2982 | 0.03486 | 275 | 210 | 48 | 17 |
2140 | I thought your uncle wasn't coming with us. | 1.2981 | 0.03495 | 265 | 201 | 49 | 15 |
2141 | He was the last Sherpa available but so far he's been great. | 1.2981 | 0.03166 | 312 | 235 | 61 | 16 |
2142 | I don't know. We were having a great time until I asked about that whole abominable situation. | 1.2980 | 0.03202 | 302 | 227 | 60 | 15 |
2143 | He's just not that into you. | 1.2980 | 0.03270 | 302 | 229 | 56 | 17 |
2144 | He's not so Abominable! | 1.2979 | 0.03449 | 292 | 225 | 47 | 20 |
2145 | Abominable"? Really? You can be so insensitive sometimes | 1.2979 | 0.03597 | 235 | 176 | 48 | 11 |
2146 | Don't get upset, he was just asking for directions. | 1.2979 | 0.03388 | 282 | 214 | 52 | 16 |
2147 | For a local his sense of direction is abominable. | 1.2978 | 0.03511 | 272 | 208 | 47 | 17 |
2148 | I kinda like my men hairy... | 1.2978 | 0.03353 | 272 | 204 | 55 | 13 |
2149 | No footprints! So he’s not real, and we’re not, either! | 1.2978 | 0.03472 | 272 | 207 | 49 | 16 |
2150 | He said he’s tired of waiting for the Uber. | 1.2977 | 0.03315 | 309 | 237 | 52 | 20 |
2151 | We have to conquer some other mountain. | 1.2977 | 0.03603 | 262 | 201 | 44 | 17 |
2152 | He told me there's a Starbucks just over the next ridge! | 1.2977 | 0.03644 | 262 | 202 | 42 | 18 |
2153 | So... There is a Mar-a-Largo Himalaya. | 1.2975 | 0.03853 | 242 | 188 | 36 | 18 |
2154 | He says he wants to clean up a little first. | 1.2975 | 0.03297 | 279 | 209 | 57 | 13 |
2155 | Make sure you put "local favorite" in the review | 1.2975 | 0.03336 | 279 | 210 | 55 | 14 |
2156 | Not so abominable in the sack! | 1.2975 | 0.03560 | 279 | 216 | 43 | 20 |
2157 | See, he’s not using walking sticks | 1.2975 | 0.03297 | 279 | 209 | 57 | 13 |
2158 | He said, 'Baby it's cold outside...' | 1.2974 | 0.03377 | 269 | 202 | 54 | 13 |
2159 | This trail is getting way too trendy. | 1.2974 | 0.03272 | 306 | 233 | 55 | 18 |
2160 | Should we ask him to take our picture? | 1.2973 | 0.03462 | 259 | 195 | 51 | 13 |
2161 | Could you hold up for a bit and give us some space? | 1.2972 | 0.03391 | 286 | 218 | 51 | 17 |
2162 | Or should we tell them about the flying saucer? | 1.2972 | 0.03427 | 286 | 219 | 49 | 18 |
2163 | How much do you tip a guide like him? | 1.2972 | 0.03318 | 286 | 216 | 55 | 15 |
2164 | Maybe there is something to that Paleo Diet.” | 1.2972 | 0.03498 | 286 | 221 | 45 | 20 |
2165 | This is where Biggie and I leave you. | 1.2971 | 0.03158 | 313 | 236 | 61 | 16 |
2166 | He said he found what you called him podiatrically normative. | 1.2970 | 0.03392 | 303 | 234 | 48 | 21 |
2167 | You hurt her feelings, you monster! | 1.2970 | 0.03392 | 303 | 234 | 48 | 21 |
2168 | Something tells me to turn back. | 1.2970 | 0.03274 | 266 | 197 | 59 | 10 |
2169 | He'll be right back. He thinks he left the stove on. | 1.2970 | 0.03604 | 266 | 205 | 43 | 18 |
2170 | No, John - there actually is a mountain high enough and I’m with him now. | 1.2969 | 0.03439 | 293 | 226 | 47 | 20 |
2171 | His daughter lost a mitten yesterday, he's just out checking everywhere. | 1.2969 | 0.03235 | 320 | 245 | 55 | 20 |
2172 | I would never have believed it. A harrier butt than yours does exist. | 1.2968 | 0.03415 | 283 | 216 | 50 | 17 |
2173 | He claims he already has enough friends on social media. | 1.2968 | 0.03303 | 283 | 213 | 56 | 14 |
2174 | I told him to go home to his wife and cubs and quit hitting on female tourists. | 1.2967 | 0.03500 | 273 | 209 | 47 | 17 |
2175 | He's meeting his step goal. | 1.2967 | 0.03500 | 273 | 209 | 47 | 17 |
2176 | His unicorn got away. He's wondering if you've seen it. | 1.2967 | 0.03383 | 273 | 206 | 53 | 14 |
2177 | Clearly fake news! | 1.2967 | 0.03247 | 300 | 227 | 57 | 16 |
2178 | Honey, I swear it's not what it looks like! | 1.2966 | 0.03426 | 263 | 198 | 52 | 13 |
2179 | He said he's sorry, he loves you, but it's over. You can keep the stick. | 1.2964 | 0.03689 | 253 | 195 | 41 | 17 |
2180 | Well that’s a relief: he shared his wifi password | 1.2964 | 0.03402 | 280 | 213 | 51 | 16 |
2181 | He says we can study him, but after Wheel of Fortune. | 1.2963 | 0.03371 | 297 | 228 | 50 | 19 |
2182 | He said, he's definitely coming back to vote in 2020. | 1.2963 | 0.03371 | 297 | 228 | 50 | 19 |
2183 | He wants a mate but I told him I couldn't cook. | 1.2963 | 0.03447 | 270 | 205 | 50 | 15 |
2184 | Nothing three or four episodes of "Queer eye" wouldn't take care of... | 1.2963 | 0.03447 | 270 | 205 | 50 | 15 |
2185 | I don't know. He just grunted and took my lunch. | 1.2962 | 0.03345 | 287 | 218 | 53 | 16 |
2186 | Don’t be silly, we’re just good friends. | 1.2962 | 0.03451 | 260 | 196 | 51 | 13 |
2187 | I told you not to say anything about his haircut. | 1.2962 | 0.03494 | 260 | 197 | 49 | 14 |
2188 | I TOLD you, NO politics. | 1.2961 | 0.03284 | 304 | 232 | 54 | 18 |
2189 | Is he gone? Phew...we used to date. It did NOT end well. | 1.2960 | 0.03426 | 277 | 211 | 50 | 16 |
2190 | Don't mind him, he's just neandering around. | 1.2960 | 0.03464 | 277 | 212 | 48 | 17 |
2191 | Only his breath was abominable. | 1.2960 | 0.03426 | 277 | 211 | 50 | 16 |
2192 | Anywhere he wants to. | 1.2960 | 0.03539 | 277 | 214 | 44 | 19 |
2193 | He says he needs his alone time | 1.2960 | 0.03403 | 250 | 186 | 54 | 10 |
2194 | I told you he wouldn't have any marijuana. | 1.2959 | 0.03462 | 294 | 228 | 45 | 21 |
2195 | Abominable” is so racist | 1.2959 | 0.03255 | 294 | 222 | 57 | 15 |
2196 | Of course I saw him! Do you think I'm snowblind? | 1.2959 | 0.03431 | 267 | 202 | 51 | 14 |
2197 | Sorry Jim but if I have to live with an abominable man, size matters! | 1.2959 | 0.03631 | 267 | 207 | 41 | 19 |
2198 | She is offended. She says we are, 'contaminating her environment and we smell bad.' | 1.2959 | 0.03431 | 267 | 202 | 51 | 14 |
2199 | Did he just say Climate Change Deniers are abominable? | 1.2958 | 0.03548 | 284 | 221 | 42 | 21 |
2200 | He’s my friend so get over it. | 1.2958 | 0.03178 | 284 | 211 | 62 | 11 |
2201 | Please tell me it's Halloween and that's your very large friend wearing a costume. | 1.2958 | 0.03138 | 284 | 210 | 64 | 10 |
2202 | I told him to stop worrying about his follower count and try connecting with people in real life for once. | 1.2958 | 0.03331 | 284 | 215 | 54 | 15 |
2203 | It’s tacky to ask celebrities for an autograph. | 1.2957 | 0.03148 | 328 | 250 | 59 | 19 |
2204 | Is it just me or is our guide a little... unkempt? | 1.2956 | 0.03372 | 274 | 207 | 53 | 14 |
2205 | He wants to know if Robert Mueller has been asking for him. | 1.2955 | 0.03661 | 247 | 189 | 43 | 15 |
2206 | He's actually sort of likable. | 1.2955 | 0.03570 | 247 | 187 | 47 | 13 |
2207 | I bet that guy knows something we don't. | 1.2955 | 0.03128 | 291 | 216 | 64 | 11 |
2208 | He says there's one with great coffee and wifi at the bottom. | 1.2955 | 0.03383 | 291 | 223 | 50 | 18 |
2209 | Yeti, schmeti, I say let’s follow him! | 1.2955 | 0.03383 | 291 | 223 | 50 | 18 |
2210 | No, Jeffrey. You’re abominable! | 1.2955 | 0.03418 | 291 | 224 | 48 | 19 |
2211 | These Aspen bigwigs and their fur coats! | 1.2955 | 0.03659 | 264 | 205 | 40 | 19 |
2212 | Well how would you like being called abominable? | 1.2955 | 0.03619 | 264 | 204 | 42 | 18 |
2213 | I'm leaving you dear for the man you used to be. | 1.2953 | 0.03461 | 298 | 232 | 44 | 22 |
2214 | He'll join us in the base camp tonight for cocktails at 6:30. | 1.2953 | 0.03321 | 254 | 188 | 57 | 9 |
2215 | Why can't you be more like that guy? | 1.2953 | 0.03547 | 254 | 193 | 47 | 14 |
2216 | He thinks humans have a nerve calling him 'abominable'. | 1.2952 | 0.03553 | 271 | 209 | 44 | 18 |
2217 | We're overdressed. | 1.2952 | 0.03476 | 271 | 207 | 48 | 16 |
2218 | He’s really serious about the Paleo diet; I see him hiking this hill everyday. | 1.2952 | 0.03476 | 271 | 207 | 48 | 16 |
2219 | Sasquatch has a point Bob, Trump clearly personifies the fatal flaws in postmodern social constructivist thinking..! | 1.2951 | 0.03371 | 288 | 220 | 51 | 17 |
2220 | He says we misunderstood. The yogi is on the other mountain. | 1.2951 | 0.03406 | 288 | 221 | 49 | 18 |
2221 | I told you to use a gender-neutral pronoun. | 1.2951 | 0.03551 | 244 | 184 | 48 | 12 |
2222 | You and your labels...you just insulted him! | 1.2950 | 0.03396 | 261 | 196 | 53 | 12 |
2223 | Yeah, well, I can't help his language skills, but he's still the guide. | 1.2950 | 0.03396 | 261 | 196 | 53 | 12 |
2224 | He's not afraid of us personally, but he thinks it's an I.R.S. audit. | 1.2950 | 0.03453 | 278 | 213 | 48 | 17 |
2225 | He says they're not open yet. | 1.2950 | 0.03179 | 278 | 206 | 62 | 10 |
2226 | Yet I" what?! Just say it | 1.2950 | 0.03490 | 278 | 214 | 46 | 18 |
2227 | You’re the one who thought having a yeti would improve our relationship! | 1.2949 | 0.03316 | 295 | 225 | 53 | 17 |
2228 | I feel like you're not listening to me. | 1.2948 | 0.03663 | 251 | 193 | 42 | 16 |
2229 | He says it's at least another mile and honestly I'm like, how amazing is it ACTUALLY gonna be? | 1.2948 | 0.03530 | 251 | 190 | 48 | 13 |
2230 | Yes, I am going to leave you and follow him. I've decided that SIZE does matter! | 1.2948 | 0.03420 | 268 | 203 | 51 | 14 |
2231 | You said you wanted to experience new cultures. | 1.2948 | 0.03420 | 268 | 203 | 51 | 14 |
2232 | Goddammit, you knew we'd had a previous relationship when you agreed to this hike! | 1.2947 | 0.03245 | 285 | 214 | 58 | 13 |
2233 | No! We cannot go to his place for “drinks.” | 1.2947 | 0.03207 | 285 | 213 | 60 | 12 |
2234 | He says he used to be President of the United States but was found to be abominable. | 1.2945 | 0.03627 | 275 | 215 | 39 | 21 |
2235 | Really? You know hoax is a trigger for him! | 1.2945 | 0.03230 | 292 | 220 | 58 | 14 |
2236 | The Abominable Snowman isn't coming down with us. He's feels the abominable creature we've elected is already one too many. | 1.2945 | 0.03373 | 292 | 224 | 50 | 18 |
2237 | He said no selfie's, but you just couldn't let it go! | 1.2945 | 0.03373 | 292 | 224 | 50 | 18 |
2238 | He’s invited us to dinner. | 1.2944 | 0.03692 | 248 | 191 | 41 | 16 |
2239 | Expert mountaineer, but the camera hates him. | 1.2943 | 0.03445 | 265 | 201 | 50 | 14 |
2240 | It feels like the higher we climb the more we devolve | 1.2943 | 0.03527 | 265 | 203 | 46 | 16 |
2241 | He says there's a Starbucks up on the left. | 1.2943 | 0.03404 | 265 | 200 | 52 | 13 |
2242 | That's exactly the problem, Dan--you NEVER pay attention. | 1.2943 | 0.03381 | 282 | 215 | 51 | 16 |
2243 | He’s cooler than you’d expect. | 1.2943 | 0.03109 | 282 | 208 | 65 | 9 |
2244 | I’m sorry, but he just didn’t have that ‘wow’ factor I thought he would | 1.2943 | 0.03228 | 282 | 211 | 59 | 12 |
2245 | I feel like we're missing something. | 1.2943 | 0.03284 | 299 | 228 | 54 | 17 |
2246 | He's mad that we didn't call ahead to say that we were coming. | 1.2941 | 0.03621 | 255 | 196 | 43 | 16 |
2247 | Yes, Brad! I’m going with the yeti. | 1.2941 | 0.03503 | 272 | 209 | 46 | 17 |
2248 | May I borrow your selfie stick? | 1.2941 | 0.03214 | 289 | 217 | 59 | 13 |
2249 | He's still mad about getting no credit from Hillary on Everest. | 1.2941 | 0.03655 | 272 | 213 | 38 | 21 |
2250 | I threatened to wax him. | 1.2941 | 0.03464 | 272 | 208 | 48 | 16 |
2251 | Which part of “He’s not taking questions from the lying mainstream media” did you not get? | 1.2939 | 0.03366 | 279 | 212 | 52 | 15 |
2252 | Oh yeah? Your attitude is abominable. | 1.2939 | 0.03405 | 279 | 213 | 50 | 16 |
2253 | So apparently "abominable" is their word. | 1.2939 | 0.03385 | 262 | 197 | 53 | 12 |
2254 | He said 13EEE. | 1.2939 | 0.03635 | 262 | 203 | 41 | 18 |
2255 | Ah-Yeah, I think he knows the mountain a little better than that sherpa you wanted to hire. | 1.2939 | 0.03385 | 262 | 197 | 53 | 12 |
2256 | He said we should have turned at 72nd Street. | 1.2939 | 0.03723 | 245 | 189 | 40 | 16 |
2257 | I’m his agent so if you want to meet him talk to me | 1.2939 | 0.03585 | 245 | 186 | 46 | 13 |
2258 | "He prefers Melvin to Sasquatch. But he'll answer to Bigfoot." | 1.2937 | 0.03045 | 303 | 225 | 67 | 11 |
2259 | Luckily he seems like a vegetarian. | 1.2937 | 0.03273 | 286 | 216 | 56 | 14 |
2260 | He Said, "No Habla Ingles!" | 1.2937 | 0.03456 | 286 | 221 | 46 | 19 |
2261 | He said it's gonna be crowded up there. They're doing a Yetti photo shoot for National Geographic. | 1.2937 | 0.03490 | 269 | 206 | 47 | 16 |
2262 | Are you kidding? Mansplaining to yet another marginalized individual about how dominant society renders them invisible? | 1.2937 | 0.03645 | 269 | 210 | 39 | 20 |
2263 | I'm going with him. He's not that abominable. | 1.2935 | 0.03184 | 293 | 220 | 60 | 13 |
2264 | “Don’t leave me like this—between a rock and a hairy place.” | 1.2935 | 0.03542 | 276 | 214 | 43 | 19 |
2265 | Just because it looks like he might make it all the way to the top, doesn't mean we have to follow him Dan. | 1.2932 | 0.03434 | 266 | 202 | 50 | 14 |
2266 | He just asked to use my phone for a selfie as he’s not sure he really exists. | 1.2932 | 0.03475 | 266 | 203 | 48 | 15 |
2267 | He said go high when they go low. | 1.2932 | 0.03157 | 307 | 232 | 60 | 15 |
2268 | You count to 20 while WE go and hide. | 1.2931 | 0.03315 | 290 | 221 | 53 | 16 |
2269 | Sasquatch, Bigfoot, Yeti…whatever. Do you have anymore of those peanut butter-filled pretzels? | 1.2931 | 0.03315 | 290 | 221 | 53 | 16 |
2270 | He seems a tad more knowledgable about this place | 1.2930 | 0.03492 | 273 | 210 | 46 | 17 |
2271 | He said the closest Starbucks is in a Walmart at the summit. | 1.2930 | 0.03606 | 273 | 213 | 40 | 20 |
2272 | "He finally got the news of who won the election and he's going to sleep it off." | 1.2930 | 0.03492 | 273 | 210 | 46 | 17 |
2273 | I'm not sure this is Sherpa we started this climb with | 1.2930 | 0.03568 | 273 | 212 | 42 | 19 |
2274 | It's just teen angst, dear. He won't always be this reclusive. | 1.2930 | 0.03142 | 314 | 238 | 60 | 16 |
2275 | It's easier if you follow in his footsteps. | 1.2929 | 0.03155 | 297 | 223 | 61 | 13 |
2276 | Ugh, I told you there'd be tourists. | 1.2929 | 0.03469 | 280 | 216 | 46 | 18 |
2277 | You called him abominable? I think you hurt his feelings. | 1.2929 | 0.03542 | 280 | 218 | 42 | 20 |
2278 | He'd take us to the summit, but he wants payment in Bitcoin. | 1.2928 | 0.03583 | 263 | 203 | 43 | 17 |
2279 | Relax Andy. If he was going to eat us why would he offer to let us use his phone to call search and rescue? | 1.2927 | 0.03337 | 287 | 219 | 52 | 16 |
2280 | Abominable! He didn’t even say hello. | 1.2927 | 0.03337 | 287 | 219 | 52 | 16 |
2281 | I'm sorry, Jason, but I have to follow my heart. | 1.2926 | 0.03557 | 270 | 209 | 43 | 18 |
2282 | You begged me to come with you, but you F O R G O T your camera! | 1.2926 | 0.03439 | 270 | 206 | 49 | 15 |
2283 | Wait. I thought YOU brought the cellphone. | 1.2924 | 0.03456 | 277 | 213 | 47 | 17 |
2284 | I said we're engaged. | 1.2923 | 0.03485 | 260 | 198 | 48 | 14 |
2285 | If you must know, it's because his back isn't as hairy as yours! | 1.2923 | 0.03651 | 260 | 202 | 40 | 18 |
2286 | He said, "Frosty's a snowman. I'm a yeti." | 1.2923 | 0.03360 | 284 | 217 | 51 | 16 |
2287 | He had to leave. He's having lunch with Nessie. | 1.2923 | 0.03433 | 284 | 219 | 47 | 18 |
2288 | He said the LGBTQ community just doesn't get "other". | 1.2923 | 0.03397 | 284 | 218 | 49 | 17 |
2289 | Big surprise that we forgot to bring the camera. | 1.2923 | 0.03575 | 284 | 223 | 39 | 22 |
2290 | Don't worry about him - he gets an existential crisis every once in a while. | 1.2923 | 0.03285 | 284 | 215 | 55 | 14 |
2291 | He said he's just a myth. | 1.2922 | 0.03214 | 308 | 235 | 56 | 17 |
2292 | I heard Mt. Everest is clothing optional, now. | 1.2920 | 0.03283 | 274 | 206 | 56 | 12 |
2293 | Do you think I should ask for his autograph or play it cool? | 1.2920 | 0.03242 | 274 | 205 | 58 | 11 |
2294 | Wait a half hour before using the bathroom after him. | 1.2919 | 0.03355 | 298 | 230 | 49 | 19 |
2295 | It's amazing what you can see with these polarized lenses. | 1.2918 | 0.03269 | 281 | 212 | 56 | 13 |
2296 | Remember how smug you were when I said I was leaving you for someone over the hill? | 1.2918 | 0.03383 | 281 | 215 | 50 | 16 |
2297 | He says his real name is "Abdominal" | 1.2918 | 0.03566 | 281 | 220 | 40 | 21 |
2298 | I wouldn't bother. I was just up there and there is not much to see. | 1.2918 | 0.03383 | 281 | 215 | 50 | 16 |
2299 | Nope, he is not the least interested in coming to work for Trump. | 1.2918 | 0.03637 | 281 | 222 | 36 | 23 |
2300 | It's not what you think. I love him. | 1.2918 | 0.03190 | 281 | 210 | 60 | 11 |
2301 | His feet aren't all that big if you know what I mean. | 1.2917 | 0.03489 | 264 | 202 | 47 | 15 |
2302 | Do you mind if I join him? | 1.2917 | 0.03363 | 264 | 199 | 53 | 12 |
2303 | WHAT did you just call me?! | 1.2917 | 0.03504 | 288 | 225 | 42 | 21 |
2304 | I'm going to be back late, Roger. | 1.2917 | 0.03678 | 240 | 184 | 42 | 14 |
2305 | We've got to stop meeting like this. I think he's suspicious. | 1.2917 | 0.03678 | 240 | 184 | 42 | 14 |
2306 | Whatever you’ve heard about us, it’s only a rumor. | 1.2915 | 0.03308 | 295 | 226 | 52 | 17 |
2307 | And yet he loves me | 1.2915 | 0.03467 | 271 | 208 | 47 | 16 |
2308 | Yeah, well the stench is real too. I'm heading back. | 1.2915 | 0.03584 | 271 | 211 | 41 | 19 |
2309 | I'll bet you believe in the Tooth Fairy, too. | 1.2915 | 0.03606 | 247 | 189 | 44 | 14 |
2310 | That was cold, Larry. | 1.2914 | 0.03270 | 326 | 254 | 49 | 23 |
2311 | No, I assure you Phil, he's just a friend. | 1.2914 | 0.03556 | 278 | 217 | 41 | 20 |
2312 | Yada, Yada, Yeti. Next you'll say you see my aunt Sophie. | 1.2914 | 0.03407 | 278 | 213 | 49 | 16 |
2313 | It’s over, I swear! I ‘m pretty sure he’ll just walk away and I’ll never see him again. | 1.2914 | 0.03483 | 278 | 215 | 45 | 18 |
2314 | He said he's going where there are fewer tourists. | 1.2914 | 0.03445 | 278 | 214 | 47 | 17 |
2315 | He says, after a few seasons, your body adapts to the climate at the naturist park. | 1.2914 | 0.03369 | 278 | 212 | 51 | 15 |
2316 | Is there ANYWHERE I can go where you won’t follow ? | 1.2913 | 0.03172 | 309 | 235 | 58 | 16 |
2317 | Oh way to go Tom!... You know you really need to educate yourself on mythical creature stereotyping and how it's utilized by those in power to perpetuate a mytho-normative society." | 1.2913 | 0.03238 | 309 | 237 | 54 | 18 |
2318 | I think I now understand why you don't like asking for directions. | 1.2912 | 0.03237 | 285 | 215 | 57 | 13 |
2319 | Really? Well I think your attitude is abominable. | 1.2912 | 0.03557 | 261 | 201 | 44 | 16 |
2320 | He said it’s Yanni. Now pay up. | 1.2912 | 0.03557 | 261 | 201 | 44 | 16 |
2321 | He said we missed the turn. | 1.2911 | 0.03259 | 292 | 222 | 55 | 15 |
2322 | You treated him abominably. | 1.2911 | 0.03401 | 292 | 226 | 47 | 19 |
2323 | He may know the mountain but that doesn't mean we should follow him | 1.2909 | 0.03353 | 275 | 209 | 52 | 14 |
2324 | When we get to Sasquatch's cave, you better not start in with any of your Fox News, anti-Endangered Species Act, 2nd Amendment banter. If you do, so help me God, I will leave you here to be eaten alive. | 1.2909 | 0.03583 | 275 | 215 | 40 | 20 |
2325 | I'm sorry, Kevin, but this is the man I've waited for my whole life. | 1.2909 | 0.03508 | 275 | 213 | 44 | 18 |
2326 | Calls himself "Sir Edmund Hairily...'" | 1.2909 | 0.03470 | 275 | 212 | 46 | 17 |
2327 | Should we follow him? He seems to know the way. | 1.2908 | 0.03429 | 251 | 189 | 51 | 11 |
2328 | You're imagining things: I've kept my affairs within our species! | 1.2908 | 0.03410 | 282 | 217 | 48 | 17 |
2329 | Because when you lead you get distracted and--look at me--and something inevitably gets missed. | 1.2908 | 0.03447 | 282 | 218 | 46 | 18 |
2330 | It's been fun, but I've found someone hairier. | 1.2907 | 0.03456 | 258 | 196 | 49 | 13 |
2331 | Prank call. He didn’t order the pizza. | 1.2907 | 0.03585 | 258 | 199 | 43 | 16 |
2332 | He said, 'Tell Trump he better start worrying about global warming or he'll quickly learn who's actually abominable.' | 1.2907 | 0.03585 | 258 | 199 | 43 | 16 |
2333 | Why did you say that? I think you hurt his feelings. | 1.2907 | 0.03494 | 289 | 226 | 42 | 21 |
2334 | Really! Just someone I met at work. | 1.2907 | 0.03169 | 289 | 217 | 60 | 12 |
2335 | George, trust me, that is NOT a Sherpa. | 1.2907 | 0.03092 | 289 | 215 | 64 | 10 |
2336 | He's not so abominable;he gave us the peace sign. | 1.2905 | 0.03193 | 296 | 224 | 58 | 14 |
2337 | Of course he's offended. I can't believe you called him a Yeti. | 1.2904 | 0.03684 | 272 | 215 | 35 | 22 |
2338 | It's true what they say about men with big hands and feet. | 1.2904 | 0.03336 | 272 | 206 | 53 | 13 |
2339 | Grab your phone, this could be trending for a least an afternoon. | 1.2904 | 0.03495 | 272 | 210 | 45 | 17 |
2340 | He said we should have made a left at Everest to get to the Starbucks. | 1.2904 | 0.03346 | 303 | 235 | 48 | 20 |
2341 | He comes on to me, I say no and he walks away. I mean, #yetisarerealmen. | 1.2904 | 0.03313 | 303 | 234 | 50 | 19 |
2342 | He said he was a little lost himself, he is trying a new path to work | 1.2904 | 0.03346 | 303 | 235 | 48 | 20 |
2343 | I only spoke with him for a minute but he didn’t seem abominable | 1.2902 | 0.03265 | 286 | 217 | 55 | 14 |
2344 | P.S., his foot isn't his biggest part. | 1.2902 | 0.03448 | 286 | 222 | 45 | 19 |
2345 | I think I ate too much of the cookie. | 1.2902 | 0.03340 | 286 | 219 | 51 | 16 |
2346 | I think we should just ask him!! | 1.2902 | 0.03228 | 286 | 216 | 57 | 13 |
2347 | Why does Joe think no one will notice the zipper on that stupid gorilla suit? | 1.2902 | 0.03526 | 255 | 195 | 46 | 14 |
2348 | Let that be an example to you why back hair is non-negotiable. | 1.2901 | 0.03492 | 293 | 230 | 41 | 22 |
2349 | That's your problem, Roger, you're always so jealous if I look at another guy. | 1.2901 | 0.03285 | 293 | 224 | 53 | 16 |
2350 | I told you this was a clothing optional trail. | 1.2901 | 0.03250 | 293 | 223 | 55 | 15 |
2351 | He just takes better care of me out here | 1.2901 | 0.03462 | 262 | 200 | 48 | 14 |
2352 | Small hands. Small feet. Cold weather. You do the math. | 1.2899 | 0.03742 | 238 | 184 | 39 | 15 |
2353 | I told you we’re just friends | 1.2898 | 0.03363 | 283 | 217 | 50 | 16 |
2354 | My Nepali is rusty...I think he said 'Hirsute Only Beyond This Point' .. | 1.2898 | 0.03287 | 283 | 215 | 54 | 14 |
2355 | Hold up, he forgot his phone. | 1.2897 | 0.03449 | 290 | 226 | 44 | 20 |
2356 | He said we can't get there from here. | 1.2896 | 0.03219 | 297 | 226 | 56 | 15 |
2357 | He promised an announcement on his candidacy 'very soon.' | 1.2896 | 0.03323 | 297 | 229 | 50 | 18 |
2358 | Best guide I've ever had. | 1.2896 | 0.03490 | 297 | 234 | 40 | 23 |
2359 | I told you that was Elvis that passed us at the last summit! | 1.2895 | 0.03587 | 266 | 207 | 41 | 18 |
2360 | Let's ask him if he knows anything about the Loch Ness Monster. | 1.2895 | 0.03467 | 266 | 204 | 47 | 15 |
2361 | I promise ..this is not one of those made you look things. | 1.2894 | 0.03635 | 273 | 215 | 37 | 21 |
2362 | He's the spitting image of my first husband. | 1.2894 | 0.03406 | 273 | 209 | 49 | 15 |
2363 | You know that thing about big foot, big . . . not true! | 1.2893 | 0.03348 | 280 | 214 | 51 | 15 |
2364 | He just wanted to know if I knew any girls his age" | 1.2893 | 0.03271 | 280 | 212 | 55 | 13 |
2365 | We may have named him Yeti, but he prefers Bob. | 1.2892 | 0.03256 | 287 | 218 | 55 | 14 |
2366 | Abonimable Snow-person! | 1.2892 | 0.03180 | 287 | 216 | 59 | 12 |
2367 | The wall won't be a challenge to these guys. | 1.2892 | 0.03438 | 287 | 223 | 45 | 19 |
2368 | His feet look so much smaller in person. | 1.2892 | 0.03626 | 249 | 192 | 42 | 15 |
2369 | It might be time for prescription sunglasses. | 1.2890 | 0.03574 | 263 | 204 | 42 | 17 |
2370 | He's one of the locals. | 1.2890 | 0.03492 | 263 | 202 | 46 | 15 |
2371 | Let it go, John! It wasn’t my worst Wednesday night. | 1.2890 | 0.03174 | 308 | 235 | 57 | 16 |
2372 | He's actually quite agreeable. | 1.2888 | 0.03410 | 277 | 213 | 48 | 16 |
2373 | He did indeed call us "F#*!ing puny global warmers"--what, you're surprised? | 1.2888 | 0.03371 | 277 | 212 | 50 | 15 |
2374 | Wow, turns out we're not the only ones here seeking the path to enlightenment!" | 1.2888 | 0.03523 | 277 | 216 | 42 | 19 |
2375 | ...what luck - says there's a quaint cafe with a gift shop about a mile down from here. | 1.2888 | 0.03332 | 277 | 211 | 52 | 14 |
2376 | He said he can't be abominable until the government shut-down is over. | 1.2888 | 0.03597 | 277 | 218 | 38 | 21 |
2377 | He says conditions at the top are abominable." | 1.2887 | 0.03315 | 284 | 217 | 52 | 15 |
2378 | I was too busy trying not to sound culturally appropriative. | 1.2887 | 0.03277 | 284 | 216 | 54 | 14 |
2379 | He's not nearly as abominable as you think. | 1.2887 | 0.03200 | 284 | 214 | 58 | 12 |
2380 | You know what they say about guys with big feet... | 1.2885 | 0.03585 | 253 | 195 | 43 | 15 |
2381 | They said blind people couldn't scale it, but just look at us! | 1.2885 | 0.03724 | 260 | 205 | 35 | 20 |
2382 | He started back up when the new congress was sworn in. | 1.2884 | 0.03692 | 267 | 211 | 35 | 21 |
2383 | The sex is good, but his breath is abominable. | 1.2883 | 0.03338 | 281 | 215 | 51 | 15 |
2384 | Not Yeti. | 1.2883 | 0.03487 | 281 | 219 | 43 | 19 |
2385 | I think you treated him abominably! | 1.2882 | 0.03356 | 288 | 222 | 49 | 17 |
2386 | Nah, that ain’t Sasquatch. He’s much more blurrier. | 1.2882 | 0.03356 | 288 | 222 | 49 | 17 |
2387 | He said we were abominable. | 1.2882 | 0.03462 | 288 | 225 | 43 | 20 |
2388 | He wants people to know that he quit Facebook. | 1.2882 | 0.03320 | 288 | 221 | 51 | 16 |
2389 | Of course I looked at him when he passed by. Paranoid...always paranoid | 1.2881 | 0.03404 | 295 | 230 | 45 | 20 |
2390 | Don’t you think there’s something weird about this mountain guide? | 1.2881 | 0.03381 | 302 | 236 | 45 | 21 |
2391 | It’s only after two months of Christmas music that he becomes abominable. | 1.2879 | 0.03502 | 257 | 197 | 46 | 14 |
2392 | If you make me choose, I’m going with the hairy man. | 1.2879 | 0.03397 | 264 | 201 | 50 | 13 |
2393 | He’s very sensitive about his feet. | 1.2878 | 0.03549 | 278 | 218 | 40 | 20 |
2394 | Since the Rogaine he's excersizing more... | 1.2878 | 0.03322 | 278 | 212 | 52 | 14 |
2395 | Why am I leaving you? Size matters dummy! | 1.2878 | 0.03512 | 278 | 217 | 42 | 19 |
2396 | Did you bring a plastic bag? | 1.2877 | 0.03592 | 285 | 226 | 36 | 23 |
2397 | I told you, Lars, I found a new guide. | 1.2877 | 0.03393 | 292 | 227 | 46 | 19 |
2398 | She said that once a month she becomes the Abdominal Snowperson. | 1.2877 | 0.03428 | 292 | 228 | 44 | 20 |
2399 | I asked him if there is anything we could do for him. He said "Not Yeti." | 1.2873 | 0.03755 | 268 | 214 | 31 | 23 |
2400 | He said there's a Starbuck's at the top. | 1.2873 | 0.03755 | 268 | 214 | 31 | 23 |
2401 | Speaking of abominable, we need to talk about our marriage. | 1.2873 | 0.03345 | 275 | 210 | 51 | 14 |
2402 | No, no, it’s abDOMinal! All he wanted was my pack of Tums. | 1.2873 | 0.03575 | 275 | 216 | 39 | 20 |
2403 | He says it’s the closest Starbucks. | 1.2873 | 0.03462 | 275 | 213 | 45 | 17 |
2404 | I told you not to use "low budget tours.com" | 1.2873 | 0.03423 | 275 | 212 | 47 | 16 |
2405 | But he said it’s quicker than going through the valley. | 1.2872 | 0.03476 | 282 | 220 | 43 | 19 |
2406 | He says you can wait down here. | 1.2872 | 0.03221 | 296 | 226 | 55 | 15 |
2407 | He said the conditions up ahead are abominable | 1.2871 | 0.03205 | 303 | 232 | 55 | 16 |
2408 | I warned you! No one likes being called abominable to their face ! | 1.2871 | 0.03136 | 303 | 230 | 59 | 14 |
2409 | I don't care about the $6 we saved, Tom. I'm done with Craigslist. | 1.2871 | 0.03372 | 303 | 237 | 45 | 21 |
2410 | He said there's a Starbucks at the summit | 1.2870 | 0.03825 | 230 | 179 | 36 | 15 |
2411 | It was just a one yeti stand. I'll never see him again. | 1.2869 | 0.03511 | 251 | 192 | 46 | 13 |
2412 | He says "there's no bathroom at the top". | 1.2868 | 0.03576 | 258 | 200 | 42 | 16 |
2413 | Ask Him For Directions,He Lives In The Neighborhood!” | 1.2868 | 0.03490 | 258 | 198 | 46 | 14 |
2414 | Sorry but I can't resist a man with a hairy back. | 1.2868 | 0.03408 | 272 | 209 | 48 | 15 |
2415 | Never mind. He's just a Deplorable Snowman. | 1.2868 | 0.03287 | 272 | 206 | 54 | 12 |
2416 | Sorry, Harvey. I don't just like Bad Boys. I like the truly Abominable ones. | 1.2868 | 0.03487 | 272 | 211 | 44 | 17 |
2417 | It's not hypoxia. He took my breath away. | 1.2867 | 0.03417 | 293 | 229 | 44 | 20 |
2418 | Lately, it seems my grip on reality is going downhill. | 1.2867 | 0.03242 | 293 | 224 | 54 | 15 |
2419 | I'm staying Mick! Sure, he only knows four words, but none of them are "Trump"! | 1.2867 | 0.03348 | 293 | 227 | 48 | 18 |
2420 | Well, he is a bit taciturn. Yet he is more aloof than abominable. | 1.2867 | 0.03278 | 293 | 225 | 52 | 16 |
2421 | His hands are also quite large. | 1.2867 | 0.03048 | 300 | 225 | 64 | 11 |
2422 | He said he was doing research on, “The Ascent of Man.” | 1.2866 | 0.03210 | 307 | 236 | 54 | 17 |
2423 | He's invited us for lunch. | 1.2866 | 0.03193 | 314 | 242 | 54 | 18 |
2424 | Let’s face it, what you said was abominable. | 1.2863 | 0.03537 | 262 | 203 | 43 | 16 |
2425 | He's only starting an exploratory committee now, but he'll declare officially in the spring. | 1.2862 | 0.03489 | 276 | 215 | 43 | 18 |
2426 | Time to turn around. | 1.2862 | 0.03317 | 283 | 217 | 51 | 15 |
2427 | Wait -- if that's not Larry and he's not wearing an L.L. Bean snow suit, then who is it? | 1.2862 | 0.03371 | 290 | 225 | 47 | 18 |
2428 | Follow that guy. Pretty sure he can show you the way to Extinction. | 1.2862 | 0.03441 | 290 | 227 | 43 | 20 |
2429 | He is abominable. Yet I love him. | 1.2862 | 0.03336 | 290 | 224 | 49 | 17 |
2430 | I’m not carrying his crap another step. | 1.2862 | 0.03179 | 325 | 252 | 53 | 20 |
2431 | I'm sorry, his protective instincts trumps your dental plan.... | 1.2857 | 0.03539 | 266 | 207 | 42 | 17 |
2432 | No problem following....he leaves a very big footprint . | 1.2857 | 0.03066 | 308 | 233 | 62 | 13 |
2433 | Go for it. He says he’s bi. | 1.2857 | 0.03718 | 252 | 198 | 36 | 18 |
2434 | He doesn't do selfies. | 1.2857 | 0.03618 | 266 | 209 | 38 | 19 |
2435 | I TOLD you you'd want to be able to post to Facebook up here!! | 1.2857 | 0.03094 | 287 | 215 | 62 | 10 |
2436 | is this the beginning or the end of the ice age? | 1.2857 | 0.03317 | 273 | 208 | 52 | 13 |
2437 | I see you're not the only one using Viagra for altitude sickness. | 1.2857 | 0.03453 | 280 | 218 | 44 | 18 |
2438 | No he is the amenable snowman. | 1.2857 | 0.03391 | 259 | 197 | 50 | 12 |
2439 | He said your walking stick is a bit cliche. | 1.2857 | 0.03235 | 273 | 206 | 56 | 11 |
2440 | When you shave, it grows back thicker. | 1.2857 | 0.03202 | 266 | 199 | 58 | 9 |
2441 | And that’s what can happen to you if you don’t use the proper sunscreen. | 1.2852 | 0.03269 | 284 | 217 | 53 | 14 |
2442 | He said "Because it's there." | 1.2852 | 0.03231 | 284 | 216 | 55 | 13 |
2443 | Good thing we wore sunglasses, he didn't recognize us. | 1.2852 | 0.03402 | 277 | 214 | 47 | 16 |
2444 | I'm not sure either why we're in a cartoon with no possible funny caption | 1.2852 | 0.03552 | 277 | 218 | 39 | 20 |
2445 | A whole bunch of them are protesting this week at the summit. They've had it with the "Big Foot" and "Abomidable" name-calling. | 1.2852 | 0.03440 | 277 | 215 | 45 | 17 |
2446 | He may be Abominable but when we’re together he takes me over the top. | 1.2852 | 0.03501 | 270 | 210 | 43 | 17 |
2447 | Something about Pokémon Go. | 1.2852 | 0.03579 | 270 | 212 | 39 | 19 |
2448 | On his way to work, “scaring the crap out of skiers “. | 1.2852 | 0.03462 | 270 | 209 | 45 | 16 |
2449 | Well I think he's perfectly bominable. | 1.2852 | 0.03442 | 263 | 202 | 47 | 14 |
2450 | You won't believe it!_They have opened a STARBUCKS at the summit! | 1.2848 | 0.03191 | 309 | 238 | 54 | 17 |
2451 | He didn’t seem so abominable to me. | 1.2848 | 0.03138 | 302 | 230 | 58 | 14 |
2452 | Well, you're an abominable boyfriend for even thinking that. | 1.2847 | 0.03187 | 295 | 225 | 56 | 14 |
2453 | I told you he wouldn’t be in our selfie | 1.2847 | 0.03420 | 288 | 225 | 44 | 19 |
2454 | Don't ask me, I'm still working on why the chicken crossed the road. | 1.2847 | 0.03213 | 281 | 213 | 56 | 12 |
2455 | 'He was nice - not abominable at all!" | 1.2847 | 0.03442 | 281 | 219 | 44 | 18 |
2456 | Our next Sherpa will have big shoes to fill. | 1.2847 | 0.03465 | 274 | 213 | 44 | 17 |
2457 | If this wasn't in the New Yorker, I'd make a fart joke. | 1.2847 | 0.03579 | 274 | 216 | 38 | 20 |
2458 | Maybe a little sketchy but I wouldn’t say abominable. | 1.2847 | 0.03347 | 274 | 210 | 50 | 14 |
2459 | All I said was that he put on a few pounds. Sheesh! | 1.2846 | 0.03487 | 267 | 207 | 44 | 16 |
2460 | He was complaining about all the tabloid "fake news" about him. I said "get in line"! | 1.2846 | 0.03405 | 267 | 205 | 48 | 14 |
2461 | He told me just to tap the "Find People to Follow" option | 1.2846 | 0.03606 | 267 | 210 | 38 | 19 |
2462 | I guess he's gone vegan. | 1.2846 | 0.03662 | 253 | 198 | 38 | 17 |
2463 | Sorry Ralph, it's just that his feet are bigger , if you catch my drift. | 1.2846 | 0.03690 | 246 | 192 | 38 | 16 |
2464 | He ate Giovanni..said he wanted a little Italian | 1.2845 | 0.03765 | 239 | 187 | 36 | 16 |
2465 | Rock, paper, scissors...who asks for the selfie. | 1.2843 | 0.03331 | 299 | 233 | 47 | 19 |
2466 | Let's not report him. I f we did the climb would be littered with trash and t-shirt stands. | 1.2843 | 0.03297 | 299 | 232 | 49 | 18 |
2467 | He asked if I had seen a large pair of sandals. | 1.2842 | 0.03297 | 285 | 219 | 51 | 15 |
2468 | You hired him you follow him, I'm going home. | 1.2842 | 0.03334 | 285 | 220 | 49 | 16 |
2469 | Friendly enough, but his hygiene is abominable! | 1.2842 | 0.03504 | 278 | 218 | 41 | 19 |
2470 | Unlike you, he was gentle. | 1.2842 | 0.03429 | 278 | 216 | 45 | 17 |
2471 | Yet he was most polite. | 1.2842 | 0.03234 | 278 | 211 | 55 | 12 |
2472 | Well, I didn't find him at all abominable. | 1.2841 | 0.03330 | 271 | 207 | 51 | 13 |
2473 | Chad, next time we're wearing fur instead of this moisture-wicking material. | 1.2841 | 0.03451 | 271 | 210 | 45 | 16 |
2474 | Is it rude to ask for a photo? | 1.2841 | 0.03490 | 271 | 211 | 43 | 17 |
2475 | Gosh! Do you think it was something I said? | 1.2841 | 0.03302 | 264 | 200 | 53 | 11 |
2476 | Yeah, that guy's an animal. | 1.2841 | 0.03345 | 264 | 201 | 51 | 12 |
2477 | I told you I'd find hiking boring. Can we go home now? | 1.2841 | 0.03513 | 264 | 205 | 43 | 16 |
2478 | He said the bathrooms are just up ahead. | 1.2840 | 0.03405 | 257 | 196 | 49 | 12 |
2479 | He wants a better royalty deal and approval on the photographer before he'll sign. | 1.2840 | 0.03373 | 250 | 189 | 51 | 10 |
2480 | He wants to show me something... | 1.2838 | 0.03164 | 303 | 232 | 56 | 15 |
2481 | I'm not going one step further until he puts some pants on. | 1.2838 | 0.03058 | 303 | 229 | 62 | 12 |
2482 | "....all I did was ask if he was Straight, Gay, or related to Trump." | 1.2838 | 0.03397 | 303 | 239 | 42 | 22 |
2483 | The Yeti calls us National Geographic tools & walks away? | 1.2837 | 0.03302 | 289 | 223 | 50 | 16 |
2484 | Sorry, Larry. But he wants to have kids, too. | 1.2837 | 0.03242 | 282 | 215 | 54 | 13 |
2485 | He said the wifi password is yeticoolers. | 1.2837 | 0.03164 | 282 | 213 | 58 | 11 |
2486 | He just wants us to go back home, and do something about all this warming. | 1.2836 | 0.03296 | 275 | 210 | 52 | 13 |
2487 | He said no to a threesome | 1.2836 | 0.03215 | 275 | 208 | 56 | 11 |
2488 | I showered after him at the base of mountain. He clogged the whole drain.. | 1.2836 | 0.03454 | 275 | 214 | 44 | 17 |
2489 | You didn’t have to go and call him a Neanderthal and all. | 1.2836 | 0.03415 | 275 | 213 | 46 | 16 |
2490 | He said he’s going to get high. | 1.2836 | 0.03376 | 275 | 212 | 48 | 15 |
2491 | Okay Todd, so his "Yeti's Yurts" is not on airbnb, but he said he has a vacancy. I say we follow him. | 1.2836 | 0.03394 | 268 | 206 | 48 | 14 |
2492 | You don't have to worry; paleo guys aren't my type. | 1.2836 | 0.03435 | 268 | 207 | 46 | 15 |
2493 | Yet he walks. | 1.2835 | 0.03455 | 261 | 201 | 46 | 14 |
2494 | Hurry back! Hurry back! Not "hairy back", you idiot! Now we'll never find our way off this mountain. | 1.2835 | 0.03325 | 261 | 198 | 52 | 11 |
2495 | Oh, I told him we prefer to take our own selfies. | 1.2835 | 0.03455 | 261 | 201 | 46 | 14 |
2496 | No, no... that's his twin brother, the 'Abdominal' Snowman. | 1.2835 | 0.03563 | 254 | 197 | 42 | 15 |
2497 | Trust me. He's cold. | 1.2834 | 0.03540 | 247 | 190 | 44 | 13 |
2498 | Look...I've told you that your jealous outbursts are a sign of an overactive imagination! | 1.2833 | 0.03198 | 293 | 224 | 55 | 14 |
2499 | Todd! I told you no one wanted to hear your thoughts on the wall! | 1.2833 | 0.03478 | 293 | 232 | 39 | 22 |
2500 | I knew it, he's with Hillary! | 1.2833 | 0.03376 | 293 | 229 | 45 | 19 |
2501 | He asked whether he's ever come to where I live to bother me. | 1.2833 | 0.03198 | 293 | 224 | 55 | 14 |
2502 | He wants us to pack out our poop. | 1.2833 | 0.03198 | 293 | 224 | 55 | 14 |
2503 | He doesn’t seem concerned about climate change | 1.2832 | 0.03055 | 286 | 214 | 63 | 9 |
2504 | He knows the territory and his rates are low. | 1.2832 | 0.03173 | 286 | 217 | 57 | 12 |
2505 | Ugh. Freeclimbers | 1.2832 | 0.03397 | 286 | 223 | 45 | 18 |
2506 | So Rex Tillerson DID take the high road." | 1.2832 | 0.03418 | 279 | 217 | 45 | 17 |
2507 | He'd join us but he doesn't have a thing to wear. | 1.2832 | 0.03418 | 279 | 217 | 45 | 17 |
2508 | He said we should have turned where I told you to! | 1.2832 | 0.03264 | 279 | 213 | 53 | 13 |
2509 | I didn't catch his name | 1.2832 | 0.03303 | 279 | 214 | 51 | 14 |
2510 | I told you so. | 1.2831 | 0.03556 | 272 | 214 | 39 | 19 |
2511 | He asked me if my boots came in size 32. | 1.2831 | 0.03360 | 272 | 209 | 49 | 14 |
2512 | Just because he's ahead of you doesn't make him abominable. | 1.2829 | 0.03481 | 258 | 199 | 45 | 14 |
2513 | Actually he's very polite and gave very detailed directions! | 1.2829 | 0.03257 | 258 | 194 | 55 | 9 |
2514 | I asked for a photo for my Instagram, but apparently he's off social media. | 1.2829 | 0.03455 | 251 | 192 | 47 | 12 |
2515 | He said the we'll get the best selfie over the next ridge. | 1.2828 | 0.03292 | 290 | 224 | 50 | 16 |
2516 | He said he’ll guide us to the top if we help tweak his personal brand. | 1.2828 | 0.03255 | 290 | 223 | 52 | 15 |
2517 | I didn't mean to offend him; he just really doesn't look like a Dave to me. | 1.2827 | 0.03309 | 283 | 218 | 50 | 15 |
2518 | I'm leaving you, I've met someone new. | 1.2827 | 0.03421 | 283 | 221 | 44 | 18 |
2519 | He's been asked to leave the hike...his behavior has been abominable. | 1.2827 | 0.03309 | 283 | 218 | 50 | 15 |
2520 | He's a Himalayan and I miss the Rockies - it just wasn't going to work..... | 1.2826 | 0.03246 | 276 | 210 | 54 | 12 |
2521 | He asked me who shot J.R. I told him I had no idea. | 1.2826 | 0.03246 | 276 | 210 | 54 | 12 |
2522 | Sorry, Brad. Love is where you find it. | 1.2826 | 0.03481 | 276 | 216 | 42 | 18 |
2523 | Well, that’s a relief. I thought we’d be underdressed. | 1.2825 | 0.03145 | 315 | 243 | 55 | 17 |
2524 | It shrinks? | 1.2825 | 0.03464 | 269 | 209 | 44 | 16 |
2525 | Why can't you be more abominable? | 1.2825 | 0.03424 | 269 | 208 | 46 | 15 |
2526 | 1) Now, do you believe me? 2) Told you so! 3) When Hairy met Sally. | 1.2825 | 0.03504 | 269 | 210 | 42 | 17 |
2527 | Yeah, but his manners are abominable | 1.2825 | 0.03383 | 269 | 207 | 48 | 14 |
2528 | Too bad we forgot our phones, we could’ve had him take a picture for social media to let people know we hiked. | 1.2825 | 0.03464 | 269 | 209 | 44 | 16 |
2529 | I hate tourist season. | 1.2824 | 0.03486 | 262 | 203 | 44 | 15 |
2530 | Jason, believe me, we're just friends. He means nothing to me -- honestly! | 1.2824 | 0.03486 | 262 | 203 | 44 | 15 |
2531 | He said he is regretting the end of the holidays, when he has to start wearing pants again. | 1.2824 | 0.03377 | 301 | 237 | 43 | 21 |
2532 | No, I havn't seen anything unusual. | 1.2824 | 0.03418 | 255 | 195 | 48 | 12 |
2533 | He's a great guide, despite the language barrier. | 1.2824 | 0.03463 | 255 | 196 | 46 | 13 |
2534 | I explained we just don’t believe he’s real. | 1.2823 | 0.03528 | 248 | 191 | 44 | 13 |
2535 | He said that he couldn't believe he finally found us and couldn't wait get home and text Sasquatch the news. | 1.2821 | 0.03332 | 280 | 216 | 49 | 15 |
2536 | He said we took a wrong turn in Bhutan. | 1.2821 | 0.03268 | 273 | 208 | 53 | 12 |
2537 | He resents being called 'abominable'. | 1.2821 | 0.03349 | 273 | 210 | 49 | 14 |
2538 | No, come on . . . Let’s show once and for all that size doesn’t matter! | 1.2820 | 0.03280 | 305 | 238 | 48 | 19 |
2539 | He's a lot taller than I thought. | 1.2819 | 0.03333 | 298 | 233 | 46 | 19 |
2540 | He says he prefers to be called 'Frosty' from now on. | 1.2819 | 0.03292 | 259 | 196 | 53 | 10 |
2541 | I was NOT flirting. Your jealousy can be so abominable. | 1.2819 | 0.03426 | 259 | 199 | 47 | 13 |
2542 | We gotta go back. He said it's closed during Trump's summit conference with Bigfoot. | 1.2818 | 0.03209 | 291 | 223 | 54 | 14 |
2543 | I rather have the flexibility of layering. | 1.2817 | 0.03578 | 252 | 196 | 41 | 15 |
2544 | ‘This is just like that old saying, “If a tree falls in a forest and no one has their camera, did it really happen?”’ | 1.2817 | 0.03534 | 252 | 195 | 43 | 14 |
2545 | Claims he saw me in Frisco. I've never even been to Frisco! | 1.2817 | 0.03373 | 284 | 221 | 46 | 17 |
2546 | Just because I'm leaving him for you doesn't make him abominable. | 1.2817 | 0.03373 | 284 | 221 | 46 | 17 |
2547 | He's free-range. You? | 1.2817 | 0.03373 | 284 | 221 | 46 | 17 |
2548 | He said if we tag him he's going to unfriend us | 1.2817 | 0.03299 | 284 | 219 | 50 | 15 |
2549 | Amateurs... | 1.2817 | 0.03410 | 284 | 222 | 44 | 18 |
2550 | I told him, waxing might help. | 1.2817 | 0.03373 | 284 | 221 | 46 | 17 |
2551 | Well that was rude! | 1.2816 | 0.03544 | 277 | 219 | 38 | 20 |
2552 | He can't pose now. He's having an abominable hair day. | 1.2816 | 0.03276 | 277 | 212 | 52 | 13 |
2553 | Honest! All I did was make a joke about how bad Trump's presidency is. Who knew that HE is part of the guy's base? | 1.2815 | 0.03571 | 270 | 213 | 38 | 19 |
2554 | He said it's unlikely we catch up to Sisyphus. | 1.2815 | 0.03413 | 270 | 209 | 46 | 15 |
2555 | Why me? He's your roommate, you go after him. | 1.2815 | 0.03095 | 302 | 230 | 59 | 13 |
2556 | He invited me for Netflix and chill. | 1.2814 | 0.03303 | 263 | 200 | 52 | 11 |
2557 | He said we can follow him to the summit Starbucks. | 1.2814 | 0.03474 | 263 | 204 | 44 | 15 |
2558 | Well maybe if you stop turning around to talk every minute, we'd catch up to him. | 1.2814 | 0.03598 | 263 | 207 | 38 | 18 |
2559 | He just wanted to use my iPhone pizza delivery. He's getting tired of the frozen one's. | 1.2812 | 0.03582 | 256 | 200 | 40 | 16 |
2560 | He says the restaurant is on the other mountain. | 1.2812 | 0.03192 | 288 | 220 | 55 | 13 |
2561 | Five bucks to pose in a selfie? That's abominable. | 1.2812 | 0.03376 | 288 | 225 | 45 | 18 |
2562 | Nice guy,but his breath is abominable. | 1.2812 | 0.03230 | 288 | 221 | 53 | 14 |
2563 | Actually, he’s more adorable than abominable. | 1.2810 | 0.03174 | 274 | 207 | 57 | 10 |
2564 | He says your behavior was abominable. | 1.2810 | 0.03378 | 274 | 212 | 47 | 15 |
2565 | I have to go - we are having drinks with Bigfoot and Sasquatch. | 1.2809 | 0.03423 | 299 | 237 | 40 | 22 |
2566 | That was the maitre de. He says they're ALWAYS closed on Mondays. | 1.2809 | 0.03313 | 267 | 204 | 51 | 12 |
2567 | He says he’s going back to where it’s civilized! | 1.2809 | 0.03397 | 267 | 206 | 47 | 14 |
2568 | He's looking for wifi. | 1.2809 | 0.03270 | 267 | 203 | 53 | 11 |
2569 | This blind mountaineering trip was a cool idea! I wonder what we're missing? | 1.2809 | 0.03519 | 267 | 209 | 41 | 17 |
2570 | With the government shut down and all...he decided to just head back home! | 1.2809 | 0.03558 | 267 | 210 | 39 | 18 |
2571 | Did you have to humiliate him by calling attention to his foot size? | 1.2808 | 0.03308 | 292 | 227 | 48 | 17 |
2572 | He may be abominable, but at least he's a man. | 1.2808 | 0.03414 | 260 | 200 | 47 | 13 |
2573 | After all this time, all he wanted was to just say hi. | 1.2807 | 0.03135 | 285 | 216 | 58 | 11 |
2574 | He said we should have taken a left at the last crevasse | 1.2807 | 0.03251 | 285 | 219 | 52 | 14 |
2575 | How could you forget the camera, they won't believe we reached the summit ! | 1.2806 | 0.03305 | 278 | 214 | 50 | 14 |
2576 | 23andMe said I am 2% Yeti and your mom says I’m abominable. | 1.2806 | 0.03383 | 278 | 216 | 46 | 16 |
2577 | We’re lost! Why didn’t you ask him for directions? | 1.2806 | 0.03383 | 278 | 216 | 46 | 16 |
2578 | He says the nearest Starbucks about three miles southwest... | 1.2805 | 0.03156 | 303 | 233 | 55 | 15 |
2579 | Look Todd, I just want a man with a little more mystique...goodbye. | 1.2804 | 0.03237 | 271 | 206 | 54 | 11 |
2580 | He said a brown loafer in size 27 1/2. | 1.2804 | 0.03442 | 271 | 211 | 44 | 16 |
2581 | He tells me he knows where Jimmy Hoffa is buried. | 1.2804 | 0.03442 | 271 | 211 | 44 | 16 |
2582 | How hard was it to find this guide? | 1.2804 | 0.03279 | 271 | 207 | 52 | 12 |
2583 | I don’t know....my last hiking partner left some pretty big shoes to fill. | 1.2804 | 0.03097 | 296 | 225 | 59 | 12 |
2584 | Sure, we dated for awhile, but that’s over now. | 1.2804 | 0.03170 | 296 | 227 | 55 | 14 |
2585 | I don't care about your getting back to nature! This is why we NEVER leave home without our phones anymore! | 1.2804 | 0.03241 | 296 | 229 | 51 | 16 |
2586 | You can be so abominable yourself sometimes. | 1.2803 | 0.03504 | 264 | 206 | 42 | 16 |
2587 | If you would have used the politically correct term, 'Large Lower Extremity' , he wouldn't have been so offended. | 1.2803 | 0.03421 | 264 | 204 | 46 | 14 |
2588 | You're the abominable one! | 1.2803 | 0.03248 | 264 | 200 | 54 | 10 |
2589 | Should we just follow your dad? | 1.2803 | 0.03540 | 289 | 231 | 35 | 23 |
2590 | What are the chances of running into each up here! | 1.2803 | 0.03294 | 289 | 224 | 49 | 16 |
2591 | He was asking for directions to Sunglass Hut. | 1.2803 | 0.03220 | 289 | 222 | 53 | 14 |
2592 | I told you Greg, I’m with Steve now. | 1.2803 | 0.03330 | 289 | 225 | 47 | 17 |
2593 | There will be no further statement at this time. | 1.2802 | 0.03612 | 257 | 202 | 38 | 17 |
2594 | What did you say to make him feel bad? | 1.2801 | 0.03195 | 282 | 215 | 55 | 12 |
2595 | I'm sure He knows where he's going. | 1.2801 | 0.03155 | 282 | 214 | 57 | 11 |
2596 | He was very happy. I convinced him he was not Abominable. | 1.2800 | 0.03328 | 275 | 212 | 49 | 14 |
2597 | Don't trust him, he doesn't even have the right gear. | 1.2799 | 0.03586 | 268 | 212 | 37 | 19 |
2598 | Yes, I saw him,Todd. And no, I don't think any less of you. Now can we finally focus on me? | 1.2798 | 0.03474 | 243 | 186 | 46 | 11 |
2599 | Of course not. He asked, but I told him I have a boyfriend. | 1.2797 | 0.03279 | 286 | 221 | 50 | 15 |
2600 | It was long ago. | 1.2797 | 0.03566 | 286 | 229 | 34 | 23 |
2601 | I'm sorry - but he has bigger feet | 1.2796 | 0.03410 | 279 | 218 | 44 | 17 |
2602 | JUST Loch Ness left to see. | 1.2796 | 0.03295 | 279 | 215 | 50 | 14 |
2603 | He says that troop 6000 stopped by yesterday, so unless we have Thin Mints we should take a hike. | 1.2796 | 0.03255 | 279 | 214 | 52 | 13 |
2604 | Is there a word for how rude that...that...snowman was? | 1.2796 | 0.03448 | 279 | 219 | 42 | 18 |
2605 | He says since global warming took a turn for the worse, he's going to wait us out. | 1.2795 | 0.03335 | 297 | 233 | 45 | 19 |
2606 | He left the oven on. | 1.2794 | 0.03547 | 272 | 215 | 38 | 19 |
2607 | I think he said something about getting out more and trying to seem less abominable. | 1.2794 | 0.03431 | 272 | 212 | 44 | 16 |
2608 | Did you have to say "Abominable"? | 1.2794 | 0.03483 | 247 | 190 | 45 | 12 |
2609 | I'm sorry John, I HAVE to go with him | 1.2793 | 0.03461 | 290 | 230 | 39 | 21 |
2610 | Sorry, but he’s invited me to go see his etchings. | 1.2793 | 0.03742 | 222 | 172 | 38 | 12 |
2611 | No John, he said he hungers for visitors. | 1.2792 | 0.03325 | 265 | 203 | 50 | 12 |
2612 | No clue. He said it was 'adorable snowman,' and then split. | 1.2792 | 0.03193 | 265 | 200 | 56 | 9 |
2613 | He says any white grape AOP Savoie wine at Midmountain Chalet will be excellent. | 1.2792 | 0.03325 | 265 | 203 | 50 | 12 |
2614 | Of course he’s upset, you said he was abominable! | 1.2791 | 0.03167 | 301 | 232 | 54 | 15 |
2615 | For Pete's sake! Can't we go on a simple date together without your Yeti friend tagging along?! | 1.2791 | 0.03339 | 258 | 197 | 50 | 11 |
2616 | I didn‘t catch it all. Sounds like a pretty major speech impediment. | 1.2791 | 0.03337 | 301 | 237 | 44 | 20 |
2617 | He said he can't help us up to the summit. Evidently, he has the flu and feels abominable. | 1.2791 | 0.03383 | 258 | 198 | 48 | 12 |
2618 | I can't put my foot on it, exactly, but I think 'elusive' sums up our guide's character nicely. | 1.2791 | 0.03270 | 301 | 235 | 48 | 18 |
2619 | Let’s just let that one pass! | 1.2791 | 0.03096 | 301 | 230 | 58 | 13 |
2620 | It can't be real Bob, see, it left no footprints." | 1.2791 | 0.03200 | 258 | 194 | 56 | 8 |
2621 | Yep, we are so high! | 1.2790 | 0.03079 | 319 | 246 | 57 | 16 |
2622 | He's the Abominable Snowman impersonator I told you about. I met him in Vegas. | 1.2790 | 0.03277 | 276 | 212 | 51 | 13 |
2623 | He really wishes you would stop calling him abominable. | 1.2790 | 0.03112 | 276 | 208 | 59 | 9 |
2624 | He said because of climate change he's becoming the Abdominal No-man. | 1.2789 | 0.03392 | 294 | 232 | 42 | 20 |
2625 | James, for the millionth time Yetis are not real. Can we just keep walking. | 1.2789 | 0.03253 | 294 | 228 | 50 | 16 |
2626 | He said he’s sorry, but he’s not into threesomes. | 1.2788 | 0.03158 | 312 | 242 | 53 | 17 |
2627 | This is why I told you I prefer the Bahamas! | 1.2788 | 0.03291 | 269 | 206 | 51 | 12 |
2628 | At first he was angry, but then I let him know the value on his cave was about to skyrocket. | 1.2788 | 0.03249 | 269 | 205 | 53 | 11 |
2629 | He just wants to show me his etchings..... | 1.2787 | 0.03306 | 287 | 223 | 48 | 16 |
2630 | No, Dad, calling my boy friend "abominable" is racist. | 1.2786 | 0.03361 | 280 | 218 | 46 | 16 |
2631 | I asked him if he’d ever considered a body wax. | 1.2786 | 0.03284 | 280 | 216 | 50 | 14 |
2632 | I thought you said he knew the way. | 1.2786 | 0.03323 | 280 | 217 | 48 | 15 |
2633 | Now that we’ve settled that, I want us to talk about why I still believe there’s income inequality. | 1.2786 | 0.03399 | 280 | 219 | 44 | 17 |
2634 | Don't worry. He's got 5 stars on Yelp. | 1.2786 | 0.03399 | 280 | 219 | 44 | 17 |
2635 | I've never seen him in my life, I swear! | 1.2785 | 0.03187 | 298 | 230 | 53 | 15 |
2636 | Downhill with you or follow my bliss...? | 1.2785 | 0.03222 | 298 | 231 | 51 | 16 |
2637 | Not nearly as abominable as you! | 1.2784 | 0.03628 | 255 | 201 | 37 | 17 |
2638 | Can you believe it? I know, no gear! | 1.2784 | 0.03541 | 255 | 199 | 41 | 15 |
2639 | I know he looks a little rough around the edges, but he’s got a big heart. | 1.2784 | 0.03340 | 273 | 211 | 48 | 14 |
2640 | He prefers "Sasquatch". | 1.2784 | 0.03420 | 273 | 213 | 44 | 16 |
2641 | Abominable" is in the eyes of the beholder | 1.2784 | 0.03238 | 291 | 225 | 51 | 15 |
2642 | He was Secretary of something or other. | 1.2784 | 0.03310 | 291 | 227 | 47 | 17 |
2643 | Do you think he spotted us? | 1.2784 | 0.03310 | 291 | 227 | 47 | 17 |
2644 | I asked, but he didn't want to sign my Yeti water bottle | 1.2784 | 0.03416 | 291 | 230 | 41 | 20 |
2645 | And I still say he flashed me. | 1.2783 | 0.03042 | 309 | 236 | 60 | 13 |
2646 | Also a jerk. I guess I''ll just get back on Tinder. | 1.2782 | 0.03398 | 266 | 206 | 46 | 14 |
2647 | He believes our Yeti tumblers are an infringement of his copyright. | 1.2782 | 0.03314 | 266 | 204 | 50 | 12 |
2648 | It's no use, Brad. I'd follow him to the ends of the earth. | 1.2782 | 0.03440 | 266 | 207 | 44 | 15 |
2649 | He promised he'd write | 1.2782 | 0.02973 | 284 | 212 | 65 | 7 |
2650 | He said he's looking for his MAGA hat. | 1.2780 | 0.03416 | 295 | 234 | 40 | 21 |
2651 | He says the difficult part is coming back down | 1.2778 | 0.03404 | 270 | 210 | 45 | 15 |
2652 | Big mouth – our guide just quit! Now you've got big shoes to fill. | 1.2778 | 0.03332 | 288 | 225 | 46 | 17 |
2653 | How would you like to be called abominable? | 1.2778 | 0.03296 | 288 | 224 | 48 | 16 |
2654 | Can’t you just savour the moment for one second Howard and stop thinking about your Instagram content. | 1.2778 | 0.03439 | 288 | 228 | 40 | 20 |
2655 | He asked for directions to the White House. | 1.2778 | 0.03523 | 270 | 213 | 39 | 18 |
2656 | I told him it’s over, yeti can’t stop meeting me. | 1.2778 | 0.03281 | 270 | 207 | 51 | 12 |
2657 | Isn’t that the guy who makes those coolers? | 1.2776 | 0.03277 | 317 | 251 | 44 | 22 |
2658 | He says he's Sisyphus, but something's wrong. | 1.2776 | 0.03156 | 281 | 214 | 56 | 11 |
2659 | Ugh...why didn't you ask him for directions Todd? | 1.2776 | 0.03351 | 281 | 219 | 46 | 16 |
2660 | He said to just follow in his footsteps | 1.2776 | 0.03156 | 281 | 214 | 56 | 11 |
2661 | So much for big feet big... | 1.2776 | 0.03536 | 281 | 224 | 36 | 21 |
2662 | We discussed movie and book deals, but he wants control of his likeness. | 1.2776 | 0.03156 | 281 | 214 | 56 | 11 |
2663 | So great bumping in to you up here. No, not much new with me I can see mentioning. | 1.2776 | 0.03074 | 281 | 212 | 60 | 9 |
2664 | It's not him, the hands are too small... | 1.2776 | 0.03423 | 263 | 204 | 45 | 14 |
2665 | And he says you’re abominable, Jim. | 1.2774 | 0.03264 | 292 | 227 | 49 | 16 |
2666 | You go with him, let me know how it works out for you. | 1.2773 | 0.03441 | 256 | 198 | 45 | 13 |
2667 | Altitude training may result in unusual side effects. Consult your doctor or physician if you have any concerns. | 1.2773 | 0.03441 | 256 | 198 | 45 | 13 |
2668 | I suppose you’ll tell me the sky is falling next? | 1.2772 | 0.03280 | 285 | 221 | 49 | 15 |
2669 | I'm sorry, I can't explain it. I just have to follow him. | 1.2772 | 0.03243 | 285 | 220 | 51 | 14 |
2670 | Too be honest, Dave, I prefer a man with more hair on his chest. | 1.2771 | 0.03772 | 249 | 199 | 31 | 19 |
2671 | I told you it said its preferred pronouns are they, them, their!" | 1.2770 | 0.03374 | 278 | 217 | 45 | 16 |
2672 | It said we can use its wifi. | 1.2770 | 0.03176 | 278 | 212 | 55 | 11 |
2673 | I don't care if he knows a shortcut, I'm tired of talking about Harry and the Hendersons. | 1.2770 | 0.03525 | 278 | 221 | 37 | 20 |
2674 | Tindr had him miles away. | 1.2770 | 0.03488 | 278 | 220 | 39 | 19 |
2675 | Sorry, but I like men with big feet. | 1.2770 | 0.03450 | 278 | 219 | 41 | 18 |
2676 | Not worth the trouble. He’ll still be President when you come down. | 1.2770 | 0.03450 | 278 | 219 | 41 | 18 |
2677 | Are you here for the Bigfoot meetup group? | 1.2770 | 0.03335 | 278 | 216 | 47 | 15 |
2678 | Yet he persists, unlike you | 1.2768 | 0.03249 | 289 | 224 | 50 | 15 |
2679 | He would like us to join him for lunch. | 1.2768 | 0.03473 | 271 | 213 | 41 | 17 |
2680 | Bob: What do you mean it's over? Mary: Have you seen the size of his feet? | 1.2768 | 0.03270 | 271 | 208 | 51 | 12 |
2681 | Who cares about communing with nature! We could have gone viral! | 1.2767 | 0.03238 | 300 | 234 | 49 | 17 |
2682 | It's the next thing in smart wool | 1.2767 | 0.03203 | 300 | 233 | 51 | 16 |
2683 | I guess it's not true what they say about males with big feet. | 1.2766 | 0.03186 | 282 | 216 | 54 | 12 |
2684 | He told me that he’s a figment of our imagination. | 1.2766 | 0.03264 | 282 | 218 | 50 | 14 |
2685 | He's upset you called him abominable. | 1.2765 | 0.03319 | 311 | 247 | 42 | 22 |
2686 | I just called him Sasquatch....I think I might have put my Big Foot in it..... | 1.2765 | 0.03495 | 264 | 207 | 41 | 16 |
2687 | I didn't think he was abominable at all. | 1.2765 | 0.03107 | 293 | 224 | 57 | 12 |
2688 | It's true. | 1.2765 | 0.03463 | 293 | 234 | 37 | 22 |
2689 | Why did you have to tell him he was abominable? | 1.2765 | 0.03325 | 293 | 230 | 45 | 18 |
2690 | Why are you so surprised to see him? He had to lose the orange hair and find someplace to hide out. | 1.2765 | 0.03463 | 293 | 234 | 37 | 22 |
2691 | There's no doubt that ONE of you is being abominable. | 1.2764 | 0.03437 | 275 | 216 | 42 | 17 |
2692 | He says there is a Starbucks at the peak! | 1.2763 | 0.03275 | 304 | 239 | 46 | 19 |
2693 | I think the air must be getting thin! | 1.2763 | 0.03208 | 304 | 237 | 50 | 17 |
2694 | His Facebook feed made him seem so much nicer. | 1.2762 | 0.03270 | 286 | 222 | 49 | 15 |
2695 | Hey, just remember that he promised a selfie with you at the top | 1.2761 | 0.03417 | 268 | 209 | 44 | 15 |
2696 | Dammit. I forgot my phone! | 1.2759 | 0.03393 | 261 | 202 | 46 | 13 |
2697 | No, I did not used to date that guy. | 1.2759 | 0.03348 | 290 | 228 | 44 | 18 |
2698 | Remember when we did not see the basketball playing gorilla ? | 1.2759 | 0.03239 | 290 | 225 | 50 | 15 |
2699 | Of course he wouldn’t wear pants, I just didn’t think it through is all. | 1.2759 | 0.03127 | 290 | 222 | 56 | 12 |
2700 | It’s over Perry. I’ve moved on. | 1.2759 | 0.03239 | 290 | 225 | 50 | 15 |
2701 | He didn't even say hello. That's abominable! | 1.2757 | 0.03262 | 301 | 236 | 47 | 18 |
2702 | Yet i still don't believe. | 1.2757 | 0.03330 | 301 | 238 | 43 | 20 |
2703 | He says he's going to the White House for a job interview with Trump. | 1.2757 | 0.03689 | 272 | 220 | 29 | 23 |
2704 | It's true what they say about a snowman with big feet. | 1.2756 | 0.03368 | 283 | 222 | 44 | 17 |
2705 | If you think that's an impressive sight, wait till you get to the top. | 1.2756 | 0.03410 | 254 | 196 | 46 | 12 |
2706 | The docs seem to think it a testerone issue. | 1.2756 | 0.03410 | 254 | 196 | 46 | 12 |
2707 | You know what else is abominable? This conversation. | 1.2756 | 0.03222 | 254 | 192 | 54 | 8 |
2708 | He says take a hard left, next mountain over, the Starbucks is a couple of hundred feet up on the right. | 1.2755 | 0.03209 | 294 | 228 | 51 | 15 |
2709 | I'll tell you what's abominable, your sense sense of direction! | 1.2755 | 0.03315 | 265 | 204 | 49 | 12 |
2710 | Someone had to be his first! | 1.2755 | 0.03272 | 265 | 203 | 51 | 11 |
2711 | He didn't find me abominable enough. | 1.2755 | 0.03358 | 265 | 205 | 47 | 13 |
2712 | Personally, I didn't think he behaved that abominably. | 1.2755 | 0.03442 | 265 |