Contest #647


Cartoon

647

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “Watch as I transform this ordinary magician's assistant into an accomplice to a federal crime.”
  2. “Now I'll try paper. I apologize about the rabbit.”
  3. “Here's a trick I learned from my lawyer.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2019-01-20T20:41:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2019-02-03T20:41:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2019-01-28T20:41:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued February 4, 2019
Number of captions 6076
Number of responses 1690546
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Like it would have killed you to ask him for directions. 1.6642 0.04698 274 144 78 52
1 Don’t bring a camera, you said. Just enjoy the experience, you said. 1.6399 0.04574 311 177 69 65
2 Oh, shit! What if your sister-in-law is also right about God? 1.6376 0.04545 298 165 76 57
3 He just walked by like he thinks we don't exist. 1.6346 0.04818 260 143 69 48
4 Unplug" you said. "Leave the phones in the car" you said 1.6213 0.04500 301 170 75 56
5 He asked that we please wait while he gets his camera or his friends will never believe him. 1.6183 0.04835 262 149 64 49
6 He said it’s not him but he gets asked that all the time. 1.6115 0.04502 278 153 80 45
7 He walked past me like I didn’t exist. 1.6103 0.04640 272 153 72 47
8 He asked for us to wait here while he gets his camera. 1.6082 0.04506 291 165 75 51
9 Oh, so first he doesn't exist and now he's flirting with me? 1.6070 0.04528 285 161 75 49
10 Once and for all, Bob, stop following us. It’s over. 1.6041 0.04432 293 165 79 49
11 He wants us to wait here while he gets his camera. He doesn't think think anyone will believe him. 1.6022 0.04497 279 156 78 45
12 He doesn’t believe in us either. 1.5932 0.04719 263 152 66 45
13 He says we're only allowed to take blurry photos. 1.5892 0.04473 297 174 71 52
14 He said he didn't believe in us either. 1.5880 0.04819 250 145 63 42
15 He acted like we don't even exist. 1.5872 0.04483 281 161 75 45
16 He said he doesn’t believe in us either. 1.5842 0.04539 279 162 71 46
17 Oh, he says he doesn't believe in you either. 1.5772 0.04333 272 151 85 36
18 I believe you owe me a dollar. 1.5740 0.04426 277 159 77 41
19 "Leave the phone in the car," you said! "There'll be no time for photos," you said! 1.5714 0.04661 266 158 64 44
20 Before you meet my family, there's something I need to tell you. 1.5714 0.04233 308 179 82 47
21 Would it kill you to, just once, ask someone for directions? 1.5681 0.04311 301 177 77 47
22 He said he always believed we existed. 1.5678 0.04419 273 157 77 39
23 Yeah, he saw us, but they'll never believe him 1.5666 0.04351 293 172 76 45
24 He said he's not surprised; he's questioned his own existence his whole life. 1.5620 0.04748 258 156 59 43
25 He said that he doesn't believe in us either. 1.5614 0.04449 285 170 70 45
26 I think we should start seeing other species. 1.5606 0.04148 289 163 90 36
27 We went on one date! How was I supposed to know we would run into him here? 1.5587 0.04815 247 149 58 40
28 He's a lot less blurry in person. 1.5581 0.04374 267 153 79 35
29 Still think we should have left our phones in the car Mr. Be In The Moment? 1.5580 0.04564 276 167 64 45
30 He’s leaving. Apparently he’s late for a summit meeting. 1.5574 0.04159 296 170 87 39
31 He says he never really believed in us either. 1.5556 0.04440 279 166 71 42
32 He can't believe we're real. He's going to get a camera. 1.5547 0.04443 274 162 72 40
33 He was going to come down until I told him who the president is. 1.5504 0.05001 258 167 40 51
34 He ignored us like we didn't even exist. 1.5435 0.04511 276 169 64 43
35 'We'll leave our smartphones in the car,' you said. 'Let's really be in the moment this time,' you said. 1.5418 0.04495 275 168 65 42
36 He said if anyone asks, we haven’t seen him. 1.5415 0.04495 253 149 71 33
37 Nice try, but I'm not falling for "made you look" again! 1.5385 0.04346 299 185 67 47
38 Just man up and ask him for directions 1.5371 0.04369 283 172 70 41
39 He asked us to wait here while he got his camera. He said if he doesn't take our picture, his friends won't believe we exist. 1.5367 0.04205 300 181 77 42
40 Sure, Rich, and Santa Claus is right behind you. Now can we please get back to talking about what happened last night? 1.5356 0.04094 295 173 86 36
41 He's really let himself go since the impeachment. In fact I wasn't sure it was really him till he grabbed my ass 1.5345 0.04532 290 185 55 50
42 He says the real abomination is your cargo pants." 1.5336 0.04092 298 176 85 37
43 First person we see in days and you STILL won't ask for directions! 1.5316 0.04391 269 162 71 36
44 He said there’s no such thing as human beings and no one will believe he saw us. 1.5308 0.04506 260 158 66 36
45 The difference is, he, unlike you, is evolving. 1.5305 0.04513 262 160 65 37
46 He said, due to the government shutdown, the rest rooms are closed. 1.5300 0.04568 283 181 54 48
47 He's going to try 'outdoorsy' instead of 'abominable' in his dating profile 1.5284 0.04147 282 166 83 33
48 No! I will not "look behind me", and stop trying to change the subject. 1.5267 0.04482 281 177 60 44
49 He's a legend around here. 1.5255 0.04300 274 165 74 35
50 It's 2019. We don't use the word "abominable" anymore. 1.5253 0.04378 257 153 73 31
51 I’m not falling for that “he’s right behind you” trick. 1.5252 0.04344 278 170 70 38
52 He’s less blurry in person. 1.5249 0.04429 261 158 69 34
53 As soon as he's out of the way, can you take my picture ? 1.5235 0.04504 277 175 59 43
54 Sorry, but I was cold, he's covered in fur. It just happened. 1.5228 0.04205 285 172 77 36
55 I obviously made my decision! Please stop following us! 1.5214 0.04467 280 177 60 43
56 That guy? He’s a legend around here. 1.5211 0.04157 284 170 80 34
57 All I said was "I've seen bigger". 1.5177 0.04298 282 174 70 38
58 I hate it when you won't ask locals for directions. 1.5170 0.04356 294 187 62 45
59 He doesn't think we're real. 1.5169 0.04253 296 185 69 42
60 He says he might have the right charger. 1.5148 0.04078 305 187 79 39
61 He said he was ready to go public, but with the government shutdown, no one at the Smithsonian picked up the phone. 1.5128 0.04498 273 174 58 41
62 If we could just stop arguing, we might actually see something interesting! 1.5128 0.04468 273 173 60 40
63 Let’s leave our phones home,” you said 1.5125 0.04398 281 178 62 41
64 Can't you just ask for directions, he's clearly a local. 1.5117 0.04247 299 189 67 43
65 Unlike you, I'm fine with asking a local for directions. 1.5106 0.04098 284 171 81 32
66 No, it is his brother Abysmal. 1.5099 0.04467 253 156 65 32
67 You and your 'let's experience the hike and not bring a camera' 1.5092 0.04307 271 167 70 34
68 He’s mature, ruggedly handsome, and not lost. Owen, this is goodbye. 1.5091 0.04133 275 165 80 30
69 He saw me but said his friends would never believe him. 1.5075 0.04470 268 170 60 38
70 SERIOUSLY, he whistled at me, and you do NOTHING? 1.5071 0.04352 280 177 64 39
71 No, Craig, I don’t believe Bigfoot is over my left shoulder. I believe you have commitment issues. 1.5061 0.04577 245 153 60 32
72 You never look at ME like that. 1.5046 0.04700 218 133 60 25
73 Climate change has everyone relocating. 1.5039 0.04592 254 162 56 36
74 Don't bother. He's lost too. 1.5036 0.04226 278 172 72 34
75 He doesn't believe in you either. 1.5035 0.04329 282 179 64 39
76 I told you getting a guide off the internet was risky. 1.5018 0.04166 275 168 76 31
77 He said he'll come back down after the 2020 election. 1.5017 0.04271 287 182 66 39
78 He doesn't believe we exist 1.5017 0.04149 293 183 73 37
79 He said, "I exist. Get over it. 1.5000 0.04177 274 168 75 31
80 He says we don't exist. 1.4982 0.04311 281 179 64 38
81 Oh, like we don’t run into your exes every time we go grocery shopping. 1.4982 0.04298 277 175 66 36
82 For once, can you just admit I was right? 1.4981 0.04445 265 169 60 36
83 I swear, if you say, "Are we there yeti?" one more time.... 1.4981 0.04595 261 170 52 39
84 Let's get back to nature", you said. "Leave the cell phones in the cabin", you said 1.4980 0.04572 253 162 56 35
85 He says it's not us..he can't get cell service either. 1.4966 0.04073 292 181 77 34
86 He said it’s always been on his bucket list, too. 1.4965 0.04047 286 175 80 31
87 Well, Mr. Know-It-All, it looks like that wasn't fresh grizzly bear scat we've been seeing on the trail today. 1.4962 0.04433 266 170 60 36
88 He says he will give us each a pair of skis if we sit through a time share presentation. 1.4961 0.04537 258 166 56 36
89 ‘He said that he had never actually believed that we existed before now.’ 1.4949 0.04120 293 184 73 36
90 I don't see why people think being blind takes away from the hiking experience. We aren't missing a thing! 1.4942 0.04449 257 163 61 33
91 I'm sorry, Todd. But he just seems better prepared for what's ahead. 1.4940 0.04339 249 153 69 27
92 He’s blurrier in pictures. 1.4927 0.04364 274 176 61 37
93 You’re supposed to say ‘Snowperson’. 1.4919 0.04162 307 199 65 43
94 That reminds me; did you call your Mother? 1.4917 0.04649 240 154 54 32
95 Jason has really changed since being on the paleo diet. 1.4898 0.04577 245 157 56 32
96 He said we have to leave. The park is closed. 1.4891 0.04271 274 174 66 34
97 Quick, give me the grainiest camera you have. 1.4879 0.04332 289 190 57 42
98 I thought YOU were bringing the camera. 1.4876 0.04169 283 179 70 34
99 He’s the new Secretary of the Interior. 1.4876 0.04229 283 181 66 36
100 He’s having a wall built and he says we’re paying for it. 1.4875 0.04512 281 189 47 45
101 No problem! He doesn't believe in us either. 1.4869 0.04190 267 166 72 29
102 No, I told YOU to bring the camera! 1.4861 0.04115 288 182 72 34
103 Balding, orange hair, small paws, thinks he's the King of the mountain . . . . I'm sure it's him. 1.4856 0.03973 313 199 76 38
104 Seriously! Why is it so hard for you men to ask for directions?! 1.4851 0.04278 268 170 66 32
105 Way to go, genius! The politically-correct term is 'Sasquatch-American'! 1.4851 0.04406 268 174 58 36
106 I trust him, he's a local. 1.4844 0.04104 289 183 72 34
107 He said to "unfollow" him. 1.4844 0.04357 256 162 64 30
108 All the brochure said was “Expert Guide.” 1.4839 0.03950 310 196 78 36
109 No one is going to believe us! The first blind couple to hike to the peak! 1.4829 0.04661 263 178 43 42
110 No. I was water bottles. You were camera. 1.4825 0.04105 315 207 64 44
111 Do you still want to meet others matching your DNA? 1.4824 0.04390 284 189 53 42
112 Why is it always my "stupid camera" when we leave it in the car? 1.4820 0.04193 278 177 68 33
113 He says since 2016, he doesn't feel all that abominable. 1.4820 0.04345 278 182 58 38
114 Nobody will believe him when he says he saw us. 1.4812 0.04431 266 174 56 36
115 That was awkward. 1.4797 0.04274 271 174 64 33
116 ...aloof, a bit abrupt, but certainly not abominable. 1.4796 0.04265 269 172 65 32
117 What do you mean you forgot to bring the camera? 1.4790 0.03905 309 195 80 34
118 The Big Foot is not actually his most notable feature. 1.4786 0.04201 280 180 66 34
119 Great. Today would be the day you forget your camera. 1.4783 0.04152 276 175 70 31
120 We haven’t seen a soul in days and now, you’re too proud to ask for directions?! 1.4780 0.04208 295 194 61 40
121 I found our sperm donor. 1.4778 0.04258 293 194 58 41
122 This is not what I expected when they said we'd have a native tour guide. 1.4767 0.03670 300 180 97 23
123 Suddenly you look better to me. 1.4765 0.04013 277 172 78 27
124 Well, at least HE's not afraid to ask for directions. 1.4755 0.04365 286 192 52 42
125 Yeah, but I never thought I'd see Trump in the White House either. 1.4755 0.04538 265 178 48 39
126 We're high, but not that high, are we? 1.4749 0.03943 299 189 78 32
127 I'm not looking at that hairy butt for the next ten thousand feet! 1.4749 0.04141 259 161 73 25
128 'Let's live in the moment,' you say...'NO phones, NO cameras'. Wayda go, Brad." 1.4746 0.04307 276 181 59 36
129 He says he can’t help us because he doesn’t actually exist. 1.4737 0.04436 247 159 59 29
130 The old “Look behind you” joke. Creative Paul! 1.4735 0.04388 245 156 62 27
131 Would it kill you to ask for directions? 1.4733 0.04349 262 170 60 32
132 He said time waits for snowman. 1.4731 0.04118 279 178 70 31
133 Fine, if you won’t ask him for directions I will. 1.4724 0.04380 254 164 60 30
134 If your goal for today was to make a yeti cry, then congratulations Tom.... 1.4722 0.04228 288 190 60 38
135 He asked me who was President. I told him and he laughed. 1.4718 0.04089 301 197 66 38
136 Yeah, like I'm gonna trust the guy who needs a pole to hike up this mountain versus the one who's doing it butt ass naked. 1.4717 0.04410 265 175 55 35
137 He says he's going to a summit meeting. 1.4716 0.03992 282 177 77 28
138 I refuse to have this conversation every time we run into one of my ex boyfriends! 1.4716 0.04267 282 186 59 37
139 I think this ancestry-DNA search has taken us as far as we want it to 1.4714 0.03933 297 188 78 31
140 Furloughed. He works in the park. 1.4710 0.04214 276 179 64 33
141 No, you said YOU were going to bring the camera. 1.4710 0.04087 276 175 72 29
142 See, even he asked for directions! 1.4710 0.04182 276 178 66 32
143 Crap, he's lost too. 1.4704 0.04186 270 173 67 30
144 He asked if we'd wait here while he gets his video camera. 1.4701 0.04309 251 160 64 27
145 He just wanted the WiFi password for the lodge. 1.4699 0.04461 266 178 51 37
146 He has cousins in Oregon. 1.4691 0.04097 275 175 71 29
147 Remember when you said my camera would be too much extra weight? 1.4690 0.04148 290 190 64 36
148 Well, maybe you should treat him like he exists… 1.4685 0.03982 286 181 76 29
149 Bigfoot doesn’t believe in you either. 1.4681 0.04054 282 180 72 30
150 He said he's going to build a wall and the valley residents are going to pay for it. 1.4676 0.04312 278 185 56 37
151 Jesus, Doug, you can't just call someone "abominable" 1.4674 0.04396 276 186 51 39
152 Time in the Trump White House definitely changes a person. 1.4674 0.04366 276 185 53 38
153 I suppose you forgot the camera again. 1.4669 0.03996 302 196 71 35
154 NO, "Are we there yeti?" is NOT a funny joke when he's standing right there!! 1.4669 0.03996 302 196 71 35
155 I’m going with him. HE was willing to stop and ask for directions. 1.4662 0.04222 296 199 56 41
156 Why am I the one who always has to ask for directions? 1.4653 0.04094 303 201 63 39
157 He said he's heading north before there's a wall going into Canada. 1.4648 0.04525 256 172 49 35
158 He said he'd be right back with a non-disclosure agreement. 1.4648 0.04153 284 186 64 34
159 I don't care what he is, we're asking for directions! 1.4647 0.03992 269 168 77 24
160 And Yeti persisted. 1.4643 0.04074 280 180 70 30
161 He finds "abominable" offensive and prefers "snowperson." 1.4642 0.04199 293 196 58 39
162 He says it's only another hundred yards to the summit, but that he wasn't expecting visitors and we should give him a few minutes to straighten the place up. 1.4642 0.04070 265 167 73 25
163 It's 2019 - the correct term is abominable snowperson 1.4642 0.04174 265 170 67 28
164 His big foot isn't the first thing I noticed. 1.4638 0.04243 276 182 60 34
165 He said that his mountain is closed because of the government shut down 1.4635 0.04359 274 184 53 37
166 You stare at his ass for the next 5,000 feet if you like. I'm going back to the chalet 1.4631 0.03863 298 189 80 29
167 Quick... Grab the camera that only takes blurry pictures! 1.4623 0.04238 292 197 55 40
168 It would seem more real to me if there were footprints. 1.4613 0.04172 271 176 65 30
169 That's another "no" for chief of staff. 1.4610 0.04451 269 183 48 38
170 Too late. He's already signed with Nike. 1.4605 0.03947 304 198 72 34
171 You and your "Let's leave our phones at the lodge." 1.4595 0.04026 296 194 68 34
172 Great, the day we decide to 'be present' and leave our smartphones behind! 1.4583 0.04114 264 169 69 26
173 The Iceman Leave-ith. 1.4579 0.04154 297 200 58 39
174 He asked that we get off his lawn. 1.4579 0.03948 273 172 77 24
175 If anyone is acting abominable right now it’s you, Brad. 1.4578 0.03799 308 197 81 30
176 I was lost. He kept me warm. 1.4574 0.04112 282 185 65 32
177 I think the acid is kicking in. 1.4574 0.04360 258 171 56 31
178 You won't believe this, I just saw Steve Bannon in the nude. 1.4572 0.04450 269 184 47 38
179 Well, I like him. He doesn't talk about himself all the time. 1.4570 0.03898 291 186 77 28
180 Why won't you ever ask anyone for directions, Carl? 1.4569 0.04480 232 151 56 25
181 Don't worry,if it was real it would have footprints. 1.4560 0.04463 250 167 52 31
182 We get as far away from New York as we can and, like, literally on the first day, BOOM, celebrity sighting! 1.4558 0.03913 283 180 77 26
183 See, easy. I don't get why you men are so scared of asking for directions. 1.4558 0.04070 283 185 67 31
184 I don’t think your dad likes me. 1.4556 0.04381 259 173 54 32
185 NO GEORGE, my nipples are hard because it’s COLD! 1.4552 0.04356 279 191 49 39
186 He said to wait while he gets his family. They don't believe in Smallfoot. 1.4552 0.04267 279 188 55 36
187 Aloof, yes — abominable seems excessive though. 1.4545 0.04027 275 177 71 27
188 He's Sasquatch, but he identifies as Yeti. 1.4545 0.04482 264 181 46 37
189 He wants us off his lawn. 1.4545 0.04187 286 192 58 36
190 He’s just run back for his camera - I told him we wouldn’t mind waiting. 1.4542 0.04150 284 189 61 34
191 Really, Larry? CHEWBACCA? 1.4542 0.04485 251 169 50 32
192 He wanted to know if we had any weed. 1.4536 0.04006 280 181 71 28
193 I know, but he says he has wi-fi back at his place. 1.4535 0.04323 258 171 57 30
194 Wow, and to think all this time the legend has been about the size of his foot. 1.4532 0.04247 278 187 56 35
195 You had to ask him right off about evolution? 1.4532 0.04185 278 185 60 33
196 What do you mean, you don't have the camera?! 1.4530 0.03966 287 186 72 29
197 Now you want to ask for directions! 1.4529 0.04081 276 180 67 29
198 He said he thought we were a hoax. 1.4529 0.04048 276 179 69 28
199 Abominable yes, but in a good way. 1.4524 0.04102 252 160 70 22
200 I showed him the video but he still thinks Trump is a mythical beast. 1.4522 0.04222 272 181 59 32
201 All he asked was, is Trump still president?” 1.4518 0.04110 301 204 58 39
202 She's pissed because Everybody thinks she's a male. 1.4516 0.04235 279 188 56 35
203 He may be abominable but at least he hasn't been complaining the whole trip. 1.4513 0.04101 277 182 65 30
204 You go first now, I’m tired of looking at his ass 1.4513 0.04101 277 182 65 30
205 This happens literally every time I forget my phone. 1.4509 0.03959 275 176 74 25
206 Cool! What's next on your bucket list? 1.4508 0.03946 295 193 71 31
207 You SERIOUSLY did not bring a camera? 1.4508 0.04181 264 173 63 28
208 Why? He makes me laugh. That's why. 1.4507 0.04027 284 186 68 30
209 Well, Daniel, if you really must know, he said I could do better. 1.4504 0.04047 282 185 67 30
210 I'm just dying to ask 'Are we there, Yeti?' 1.4504 0.04047 282 185 67 30
211 He's pretending we don't exist. 1.4502 0.04073 291 194 63 34
212 Bro, if you aren't sure, use gender neutral pronouns. 1.4502 0.04015 291 192 67 32
213 Incredible! He wasn't ashamed to ask for directions. 1.4493 0.04078 296 199 61 36
214 I could not understand him. He was talking in Yetish. 1.4490 0.03980 314 212 63 39
215 I really think it’s time to swallow your pride and ask for directions, Steve. 1.4488 0.04036 283 186 67 30
216 It's definitely time for the oxygen. 1.4488 0.03878 283 181 77 25
217 What’ could possibly be more important than what I have to say?! 1.4484 0.04088 281 186 64 31
218 I know what a Yeti is. It's your mansplaining I find abominable. 1.4484 0.04018 310 210 61 39
219 The politically correct phrase is "Hirsute-American" 1.4483 0.04386 261 177 51 33
220 Actually, I expected a female president to appear first. 1.4477 0.04256 277 188 54 35
221 He said you’re hallucinating, probably dehydrated, and drink more water. 1.4472 0.04086 284 189 63 32
222 He said to tell Mr. Trump,he isn't interested in being Attorney General! 1.4467 0.04225 300 209 48 43
223 I asked, “Are we there, Yeti?” but he didn’t even crack a smile. 1.4465 0.04066 271 177 67 27
224 A picture is worth a thousand words only if someone's husband didn't forget the camera ! 1.4460 0.03959 278 180 72 26
225 He’s upset. He found out what ‘abominable’ means. 1.4460 0.04114 287 193 60 34
226 He was really very nice. All he wanted was a selfie to prove that humans actually exist. 1.4456 0.03953 294 194 69 31
227 He prefers "Differently-Sized Foot." 1.4453 0.04132 265 174 64 27
228 The iceman goeth 1.4449 0.04250 272 184 55 33
229 Apparently "yeti" is no longer politically correct. 1.4448 0.03960 281 183 71 27
230 I didn't like his altitude. 1.4444 0.04043 288 192 64 32
231 What happens on K-2,stays on K-2. 1.4444 0.03939 270 173 74 23
232 Quit being so stubborn and ask him for directions! 1.4440 0.04034 277 182 67 28
233 He says the restrooms are closed during the shutdown. 1.4440 0.04285 277 190 51 36
234 I asked, but he's not from around here. 1.4440 0.04432 232 153 55 24
235 Actually, I'd say more "rude" than "abominable." 1.4436 0.04085 266 174 66 26
236 Why are you always afraid to ask for directions? 1.4436 0.04435 257 176 48 33
237 I met him on Timber. 1.4427 0.04269 262 176 56 30
238 I don’t know why they call him abominable. He’s delightful. 1.4418 0.03971 292 194 67 31
239 If he comes back, just tell him that you meant to say "adorable." 1.4414 0.04272 256 171 57 28
240 Okay, Mr. Mountaineer, now you can tell people even Bigfoot thinks you’re a jerk. 1.4411 0.04222 263 176 58 29
241 He wanted to know if there REALLY is a Donald Trump. 1.4410 0.04101 288 195 59 34
242 Look at me when I'm talking to you! 1.4410 0.04071 288 194 61 33
243 We got our selfie. Now let's go before we miss the plane to Loch Ness. 1.4409 0.04260 279 192 51 36
244 He's going to put his clothes on, he didn't know we were up here. 1.4406 0.04315 261 177 53 31
245 I guess that wasn’t moose scat. 1.4404 0.04222 277 189 54 34
246 We just had coffee, I swear. 1.4396 0.03974 273 178 70 25
247 Oh, like your back is any less hairy. 1.4394 0.04030 289 194 63 32
248 I'm sorry John. I've found my missing link. 1.4394 0.04070 264 173 66 25
249 Why is it so hard to just admit when you're lost and ask for directions? 1.4390 0.04198 287 198 52 37
250 How come nobody is leaving footprints? 1.4386 0.04072 285 192 61 32
251 From now on, I'm in charge of packing the camera. 1.4385 0.04257 260 175 56 29
252 He makes me feel like a natural woman. 1.4382 0.04002 267 174 69 24
253 No, he doesn't talk, but he smiled when I called him "Chewbacca." 1.4382 0.04002 267 174 69 24
254 He thought we were just a myth. 1.4380 0.04128 274 184 60 30
255 They never believe him, but he's going to tell his friends he spotted us. 1.4379 0.03929 290 192 69 29
256 And I thought you had a hairy ass. 1.4377 0.04264 265 180 54 31
257 He just wanted to know if Mueller had completed the investigation yet. 1.4377 0.04197 265 178 58 29
258 He said: 'You never saw me' 1.4375 0.04009 288 193 64 31
259 NOW you're telling me you forgot the camera?! 1.4375 0.04084 272 181 63 28
260 Aloof, maybe, but abominable? 1.4373 0.03977 279 184 68 27
261 Quit trying to make me look. 1.4371 0.03811 286 185 77 24
262 Yes, I'm going with him. He's confident, reliable and doesn't carry a custom walking stick! 1.4366 0.04172 284 195 54 35
263 Well how much would you have tipped him? 1.4364 0.03978 291 195 65 31
264 He said, "Go back and tell them that my name is NOT Bigfoot, Yeti, or Sasquatch. It's Frank. My name is Frank." 1.4364 0.03985 275 181 68 26
265 Ask me again in 9 months. 1.4361 0.04285 266 182 52 32
266 He wanted to know if we had any Grey Poupon. 1.4361 0.03759 305 200 77 28
267 Dude. Stop asking 'are we there, Yeti?' 1.4360 0.04344 250 169 53 28
268 YOU tell him he's off trail. 1.4359 0.04105 273 183 61 29
269 Don't you just hate getting passed by someone older than you. 1.4353 0.04114 278 188 59 31
270 “We’ve been invited up for drinks at six.” 1.4353 0.03920 278 182 71 25
271 Maybe you're the abominable one, Gary. 1.4353 0.04082 278 187 61 30
272 He said he's tired of submitting cartoon captions to the New Yorker and getting rejected ... 1.4351 0.04196 262 176 58 28
273 He's looking for a open bathroom since the park has been shut down..... 1.4349 0.04377 269 188 45 36
274 What you see on this mountain, stays on this mountain. 1.4343 0.03860 297 197 71 29
275 Wow, that was a near myth! 1.4343 0.04004 297 202 61 34
276 Rob! He was just starting to trust us! “Are we there yeti!?” Really?! 1.4342 0.03824 304 202 72 30
277 He hasn't seen him, either. 1.4342 0.03986 281 187 66 28
278 Roger, I'm leaving you. Size matters. 1.4340 0.04126 288 198 55 35
279 We have to wait here while they review our asylum request. 1.4338 0.04015 272 180 66 26
280 He says he's building a wall, and he wants us to pay for it. 1.4337 0.04466 249 172 46 31
281 Nudists have had to adapt to the climate up here. 1.4335 0.04183 263 177 58 28
282 We both listed "like to hike" on our profiles and he's vegan too. 1.4333 0.04036 270 179 65 26
283 If you won't ask him for directions, I will. 1.4333 0.04398 240 162 52 26
284 He said he's going to the summit on climate change. 1.4331 0.04018 284 191 63 30
285 Has it ever occurred to you that perhaps you're the abominable one, Craig? 1.4327 0.04081 275 185 61 29
286 I'd rather just follow him on Twitter. 1.4327 0.03982 275 182 67 26
287 He says, “If you were hung like he is, you wouldn’t wear pants either.” 1.4325 0.04144 289 200 53 36
288 Yeti persisted... 1.4321 0.04090 280 190 59 31
289 He wolf-whistled me and you just stand there doing nothing? 1.4318 0.04307 264 182 50 32
290 And you just couldn't, possibly, have asked him for directions ? 1.4317 0.04223 271 186 53 32
291 ...let's leave our Iphones at the camp site and enjoy nature without any outside distractions." Well, what a great idea that turned out to be. 1.4315 0.03966 292 197 64 31
292 I think we are officially too high now. 1.4312 0.03710 320 213 76 31
293 JUST ASK FOR DIRECTIONS! 1.4312 0.04180 269 183 56 30
294 What do you mean he makes you feel inadequate. 1.4312 0.04037 276 185 63 28
295 I don't believe in you either! 1.4312 0.03904 276 181 71 24
296 He's not coming back down until Trump is impeached. 1.4311 0.04027 283 191 62 30
297 What do you mean you forgot the camera!? 1.4308 0.04303 253 172 53 28
298 I already told you, Gary, he’s just a friend from college. 1.4308 0.04287 260 178 52 30
299 He was asking about the Mueller investigation. 1.4301 0.04242 272 188 51 33
300 With Jim and Nancy deep in conversation, yet again, the illusive Yeti escapes unnoticed. 1.4297 0.04215 263 179 55 29
301 Don't look at me like I don't exist. 1.4297 0.04181 263 178 57 28
302 No, really, Josh. I think he'd be perfect for your sister. 1.4296 0.03921 284 189 68 27
303 He says we're a figment of his imagination. 1.4291 0.03951 261 170 70 21
304 Nice work, now he’s offended. It’s 2019, they are called Abominal Snow PEOPLE. 1.4291 0.04274 261 179 52 30
305 You know how angry it makes me when you don’t look at me when I’m speaking to you. 1.4291 0.03964 289 195 64 30
306 Gary, I NEVER said back hair was a deal breaker. 1.4290 0.03915 303 206 64 33
307 I'm leaving. And yes, Dan, size does matter. 1.4286 0.04332 259 179 49 31
308 Downwind is not where to be. 1.4281 0.03750 292 191 77 24
309 I've met someone. 1.4280 0.03917 257 166 72 19
310 Well, there's a busted myth--he seemed perfectly lovely. 1.4275 0.03868 276 181 72 23
311 Well if that's how you feel maybe you shouldn't have put "adventurous" in your profile 1.4275 0.03832 269 174 75 20
312 Stop changing the subject again like you did at that lake in Scotland! 1.4275 0.04329 262 182 48 32
313 Quick. Go ask if he'll take our picture. 1.4271 0.03942 288 194 65 29
314 I've been lying to you,Dave. Size does matter. 1.4270 0.04153 274 188 55 31
315 Jesus Christ, will you stop following me Greg! I’m with Harry now. It’s time for you to let go. 1.4265 0.04191 279 194 51 34
316 You never liked ANY of my boyfriends! 1.4264 0.03905 258 167 72 19
317 That reminds me. My mother-in-law is coming to visit next week. 1.4260 0.04214 277 193 50 34
318 I thought you brought the camera 1.4259 0.04247 263 181 52 30
319 A little surly, sure, but abominable? 1.4258 0.03681 310 205 78 27
320 He said he came down to get his "23 and me" results. 1.4257 0.03995 303 210 57 36
321 He called me Snowflake, Roger. Are you going to let him get away with that? 1.4256 0.04022 289 198 59 32
322 He said if you keep whistling he's going to eat us, and I agree. 1.4255 0.04077 275 187 59 29
323 He said that from now on he'd prefer to be known as 'The Somewhat Ill-Tempered Snowperson.' 1.4255 0.03944 275 183 67 25
324 YOU ask to take a selfie with him! 1.4253 0.03698 308 204 77 27
325 I’m not asking for directions! Let’s just follow him, he looks local. 1.4247 0.03961 292 199 62 31
326 Not to be nitpicky, but I think you're supposed to say, 'Abominable SnowPERSON.' 1.4244 0.04213 238 158 59 21
327 I said are we there?”He said “Not Yeti. 1.4242 0.04096 264 178 60 26
328 He told us to get off his lawn. 1.4242 0.04268 264 183 50 31
329 He says he's not coming down until after the 2020 elections. 1.4242 0.04335 264 185 46 33
330 Oh just ASK 1.4242 0.03989 264 175 66 23
331 We can digital detox in February, Stu - Gimme the damned iPhone. 1.4241 0.04186 290 205 47 38
332 He just needed to borrow my chapstick. 1.4240 0.03896 283 189 68 26
333 Actually, it's your attitude that I find abominable. 1.4237 0.04154 262 178 57 27
334 We can still claim First Ascent. No one will believe in him. 1.4236 0.04031 288 198 58 32
335 And you wasted your batteries posting trail pics on Instagram. 1.4236 0.03940 288 195 64 29
336 Turns out they’re not that rare. 1.4235 0.03817 281 185 73 23
337 Yeah,yeah,yeah,I'm sure the YETI is behind me. I'm not falling for that line again! 1.4235 0.03883 281 187 69 25
338 Well, there goes the best guide ever. I TOLD you he wouldn’t want to be in your selfie! 1.4228 0.03959 298 205 60 33
339 He says, no thanks, he's satisfied with his current Internet provider. 1.4228 0.03872 298 202 66 30
340 I think we're going to need another pronoun. 1.4228 0.03754 298 198 74 26
341 You can only ask “Are we there Yeti?” so many times. 1.4228 0.04141 272 187 55 30
342 I asked him what the conditions were at the top and all he said was "abominable." 1.4227 0.03940 291 198 63 30
343 That wasn't 'black ice' you stepped into on the way up! 1.4225 0.04236 258 177 53 28
344 You were right,it is worth it to get a local guide. 1.4224 0.04053 277 189 59 29
345 Seriously, Chris? Abominable? It's 2019. 1.4224 0.04053 277 189 59 29
346 He says he eats only locally sourced hikers. 1.4222 0.03959 270 180 66 24
347 I asked him “Are we there Yeti?” Apparently he doesn’t like puns. 1.4221 0.03960 289 197 62 30
348 Good news--he says there IS cell service at the top! 1.4219 0.03961 256 168 68 20
349 Why do you always have to bring up politics as soon as we meet someone? 1.4216 0.03918 287 194 65 28
350 Sure, he's abominable, but at least he listens 1.4215 0.04056 261 175 62 24
351 All he said was that ‘abominable’ is derogatory, and kept walking 1.4214 0.04020 280 191 60 29
352 If it weren't for the snow blindness, I'm sure we'd be seeing something amazing right now. 1.4214 0.03891 280 187 68 25
353 I don’t know what he wanted, I don’t speak French. 1.4213 0.04356 254 177 47 30
354 No Karen, I will not ask him for directions! 1.4211 0.03810 285 189 72 24
355 Why didn't you ask him for directions? 1.4211 0.04242 266 185 50 31
356 I guess not everyone needs a $300 European trekking pole, Julian. 1.4211 0.04106 266 181 58 27
357 A rarer sighting would be you committing to me. 1.4209 0.04081 297 209 51 37
358 What do I have to do to get you to ask for directions? 1.4209 0.03939 297 204 61 32
359 He seems more irritable than abominable. 1.4207 0.03843 271 178 72 21
360 He said a picture is fine. He just needs to throw on some pants and grab a release form. 1.4205 0.03925 283 191 65 27
361 I'm sorry Brandon, but I needed to find out if what they say about big feet is true 1.4203 0.04095 276 190 56 30
362 I don't care how famous he is, just ask him for directions 1.4202 0.04026 257 171 64 22
363 I can't believe you didn't ask him for directions. 1.4201 0.03781 288 191 73 24
364 He's depressed. No one believes in him any more. 1.4201 0.03716 269 173 79 17
365 I thought you had the camera. 1.4199 0.03913 281 189 66 26
366 Go ahead and laugh....you can't even grow a decent mouscache! 1.4199 0.03913 281 189 66 26
367 Of course you think it’s a ‘he.’ 1.4198 0.03889 293 199 65 29
368 Awkwardly introverted and bit self conscious, but hardly abominable. 1.4197 0.03984 274 185 63 26
369 He says he doesn't want to be Chief of Staff. 1.4197 0.04275 274 194 45 35
370 He's not abominable, he's French. 1.4197 0.03777 305 206 70 29
371 Would it have killed you to call him 'Mister' Bigfoot? 1.4196 0.04197 255 174 55 26
372 We must be Really high. 1.4195 0.04094 267 182 58 27
373 Let’s leave our phones in the car,” you said 1.4195 0.04162 267 184 54 29
374 And I suppose you're going to say this is all in my head too? 1.4194 0.04093 279 193 55 31
375 Just ask him for directions already! 1.4192 0.03968 291 200 60 31
376 Oh, Harold. It was nothing, a one time thing. On a totally different mountain. 1.4190 0.04100 284 198 53 33
377 Bob, I've met someone. 1.4189 0.04150 265 182 55 28
378 He's lost too! 1.4189 0.04185 265 183 53 29
379 Abominable Snow MAN"?! Now go apologize to her right now 1.4188 0.03693 308 206 75 27
380 He said he's trying to find himself 1.4188 0.04050 277 190 58 29
381 He said wait here, we can take a picture, but he wants to get his hat first. 1.4184 0.04025 294 205 55 34
382 No, he said it wasn't him. 1.4181 0.03977 287 197 60 30
383 You’re really going to mansplain a Yeti to me right now?!?! 1.4181 0.03860 299 204 65 30
384 Surprisingly, he has less back hair than you. 1.4179 0.04115 268 184 56 28
385 You had to bring up global warming, didn't you? 1.4179 0.03942 268 179 66 23
386 He's up to 12,000 steps. 1.4178 0.03957 292 201 60 31
387 When I said bring the YETI I meant the cooler. 1.4174 0.04280 242 165 53 24
388 Damnit, Jim - you NEVER want to ask for directions! 1.4173 0.04172 266 184 53 29
389 There! You hurt his feelings...happy now? 1.4173 0.03773 278 183 74 21
390 It looked like him, but it wasn’t him. 1.4170 0.04081 271 186 57 28
391 This is the last Airbnb I let you book. 1.4170 0.03986 283 194 60 29
392 He wanted to borrow a phone charger. 1.4170 0.03826 283 189 70 24
393 I thought he'd never leave. 1.4169 0.03956 295 204 59 32
394 He’s said I looked nothing at all like my Tinder profile. 1.4167 0.04060 276 190 57 29
395 At least I´m not too stubborn to ask directions. 1.4167 0.04060 276 190 57 29
396 All I said was, "Yeti or not?" Apparently he's heard that one before. 1.4167 0.03994 276 188 61 27
397 Don't worry... I gave him a fake number. 1.4167 0.04019 264 178 62 24
398 Since we're lost, this might not have been the best time to share that you don't believe in his existence. 1.4167 0.04027 276 189 59 28
399 He doesn’t know we exist either! 1.4167 0.03686 312 210 74 28
400 This tour guide is an absolute legend. 1.4167 0.03947 264 176 66 22
401 He does look like Chewbacca!” “You didn’t have to say that to his face. 1.4167 0.03947 264 176 66 22
402 Yet he...? Yet he, WHAT? 1.4167 0.04060 276 190 57 29
403 There's never a good time to say this, Phil... 1.4164 0.04005 293 204 56 33
404 I never thought this ancestry thing would take us this far. 1.4164 0.03877 281 189 67 25
405 I’m just saying, I know he was rude, but Abominable seems a bit harsh…” 1.4164 0.03942 281 191 63 27
406 It makes me wonder what else I've missed while endlessly staring at my phone. 1.4158 0.03961 303 212 56 35
407 I'm thinking of stopping shaving my legs. 1.4158 0.03995 279 191 60 28
408 Oh, now you know better than the locals? 1.4158 0.04122 279 195 52 32
409 He's abominable, Gary? We've been listening to you whine about your sinuses since base camp. 1.4157 0.04091 267 183 57 27
410 Are we really going to argue about this now? If it's on a mountain, it's a Yeti, not a Sasquatch! 1.4157 0.03915 267 178 67 22
411 NOW do you believe me? 1.4155 0.03705 296 197 75 24
412 Damn it. Quit saying there's a Yeti behind me because I will not fall for that again and again! 1.4155 0.03880 284 192 66 26
413 Now we're losing him. You just had to make one more prefrontal cortex joke, didn't you? 1.4154 0.04069 272 187 57 28
414 Yes, I'm sure those wild mushrooms were fine. Why? 1.4154 0.03829 272 180 71 21
415 He won't be back. He said that amid the events of 2018 he hardly feels abominable at all anymore. 1.4154 0.04276 260 182 48 30
416 Well you can't just call someone "abominable" before you get to know them. 1.4154 0.03914 260 172 68 20
417 'SnowPERSON' 1.4151 0.04043 265 180 60 25
418 I don’t think he’s going to give the camera back. 1.4150 0.04028 253 169 63 21
419 He said, "Sorry, I'm a tourist here myself". 1.4148 0.03804 311 214 65 32
420 I agreed to help him continue the species 1.4142 0.04113 268 185 55 28
421 Just ask! I'm sure it wouldn't be his first selfie. 1.4141 0.03696 297 198 75 24
422 Because he is everything you are not! 1.4139 0.03956 273 185 63 25
423 He said you can take pictures of his tracks but anything else and you’ll be hearing from his lawyers. 1.4137 0.03804 278 185 71 22
424 Oh my god it's a small world. He knows Sasquatch! 1.4135 0.03995 266 180 62 24
425 O.K., you win. But I still don't believe in seahorses. 1.4133 0.03818 300 205 66 29
426 Aren't we supposed to wait until he's far away and indiscernible, before we take a picture? 1.4132 0.03963 288 199 59 30
427 He's for a free Tibet in theory -- but no donation. 1.4130 0.03958 276 188 62 26
428 He wouldn’t stop talking about “An Inconvenient Truth.” 1.4130 0.03853 293 200 65 28
429 So, Yeti's a female! She asked for directions. 1.4128 0.04004 281 194 58 29
430 Compared to all the others, our guide is a legend. 1.4124 0.04045 274 189 57 28
431 He's also moving to Canada. 1.4124 0.03810 291 197 68 26
432 He wants to go where snowman has gone before. 1.4122 0.03854 296 203 64 29
433 I don't care if he's your friend... if he's going to hike with us he needs to wear pants! 1.4120 0.03983 267 181 62 24
434 He says he won't seat us until the rest of our party arrives. 1.4120 0.04223 267 188 48 31
435 Turns out it's pronounced "Yet-Tie" 1.4120 0.03972 284 196 59 29
436 You're the one who requested an authentic mountain guide! 1.4120 0.03941 284 195 61 28
437 Mansplain THAT! 1.4120 0.03865 301 208 62 31
438 He says we’re lost 1.4112 0.03633 304 203 77 24
439 It’s nothing like that. I just do his hair. 1.4111 0.04121 270 188 53 29
440 How was I supposed to know that Yeti is now a derogatory term? 1.4111 0.03773 270 178 73 19
441 He said "summit" is a noun, not a verb. 1.4106 0.04270 263 186 46 31
442 Pleasant guy; very opinionated about global warming 1.4106 0.04097 263 181 56 26
443 Maybe NOW you’ll ask for directions. 1.4105 0.04023 285 199 55 31
444 Sasquatch? you call a Yeti a Sasquatch? How do you expect him to react? 1.4105 0.03801 285 192 69 24
445 A little obnoxious but I wouldn’t say abominable. 1.4103 0.03787 290 196 69 25
446 He said he is not abominable, just misunderstood. 1.4103 0.03919 273 185 64 24
447 He said a sitting president can be indicted. 1.4098 0.04062 266 183 57 26
448 All I said was, "Trump." 1.4098 0.04166 266 186 51 29
449 Stop trying to change the subject... 1.4094 0.04086 276 193 53 30
450 Yes, I'm leaving you. He's just so comfortable in his own skin. 1.4093 0.03957 259 174 64 21
451 Amazing news! He's going to get us the wifi password. 1.4089 0.03994 269 184 60 25
452 It’s not just his foot that’s big. 1.4088 0.03852 296 204 63 29
453 He said, "No cash, no selfie." 1.4088 0.03908 274 186 64 24
454 Look at me when I’m talking to you, Harold. 1.4086 0.03717 301 204 71 26
455 Well, he's cheaper than the last guide and he really seems to know his way around! 1.4085 0.03874 284 194 64 26
456 He says to walk quietly because they are having a poetry reading. 1.4081 0.03996 272 187 59 26
457 It's not the size of his feet I found impressive. 1.4079 0.04138 277 196 49 32
458 He said the restaurant at the top is worth the effort. 1.4079 0.03739 277 184 73 20
459 You're not changing the subject, we're going to talk about why it's been 5 years and you haven't proposed! 1.4079 0.03834 304 211 62 31
460 Well, Bill, I guess this is goodbye. 1.4075 0.04141 265 185 52 28
461 I don't think so Tom, Yetis are blurrier than that. 1.4075 0.03919 292 203 59 30
462 You just had to go and mention you voted for Trump, didn't you? 1.4074 0.04043 297 212 49 36
463 I asked. No selfies. 1.4074 0.03871 297 206 61 30
464 He muttered, 'There goes the neighborhood". 1.4073 0.03896 275 187 64 24
465 Of course—ask the ten-foot-tall male for directions. To hell with my map, right? 1.4073 0.03930 275 188 62 25
466 Nobody says good morning anymore. 1.4073 0.04030 275 191 56 28
467 I've hiked the Canadian Rockies but this is my first time in Sasquatchewan. 1.4073 0.03930 275 188 62 25
468 He prefers to be called Larger-than-Average Foot. 1.4071 0.03676 280 185 76 19
469 So what if he gets there first? Who's he gonna to tell? 1.4071 0.03977 280 194 58 28
470 Now look what you've done! You don't smell so great after 4 days in the woods either. Now go apologize to him! 1.4070 0.03700 285 190 74 21
471 You know what's 'abominable,' Brandon? Your constant need to deflect. 1.4068 0.04199 263 185 49 29
472 I thought you said it would just be the two of us this time... 1.4068 0.03738 295 200 70 25
473 Neither of us believe in you, either. 1.4068 0.03948 295 207 56 32
474 His hands are tiny. 1.4068 0.03889 295 205 60 30
475 We can only take a selfie with him if we promise the photo will be blurry and out of focus. 1.4067 0.04072 268 186 55 27
476 You're always trying to change the subject...we need to talk about US! 1.4067 0.03813 300 207 64 29
477 The tour book did say that our guide would be a natural climber. 1.4064 0.03850 283 193 65 25
478 He prefers the term 'Hirsute Snowman.' 1.4062 0.03927 288 200 59 29
479 Hang on a sec .... he's going to grab his selfie stick. 1.4060 0.03881 266 179 66 21
480 You could at least have asked for directions! 1.4055 0.04085 254 174 57 23
481 The first sign of oxygen deprivation is hallucinating. 1.4055 0.03742 291 197 70 24
482 All I said was I thought he’d be a lot taller in person. 1.4052 0.03850 269 181 67 21
483 Turns out we’ve strayed onto private property. 1.4051 0.03972 274 189 59 26
484 Nevermind that. Why has the cartoonist neglected drawing in the footprints? 1.4051 0.04105 274 193 51 30
485 Where exactly did you hire our guide? 1.4051 0.03588 316 214 76 26
486 The only thing "abominable" on this mountain is your attitude towards meeting new people! 1.4049 0.04006 247 166 62 19
487 You're following in some pretty big footsteps. 1.4046 0.03717 304 208 69 27
488 He says enough already. Both he and climate change are real. 1.4045 0.03941 267 182 62 23
489 He may be abominable, but you are being insufferable. 1.4043 0.04039 277 194 54 29
490 "Were you expecting Julie Andrews?! 1.4043 0.03858 282 193 64 25
491 He says go away. The peak is closed due to the government shutdown. 1.4039 0.04257 255 180 47 28
492 Of course I didn't look. 1.4038 0.04274 265 190 43 32
493 Don't be jealous, Dave. How could I know he'd be up here? 1.4036 0.03810 280 190 67 23
494 It's a North Face onesie. 1.4034 0.04032 295 211 49 35
495 It’s over Jim, I live on the mountain with Satch now. 1.4034 0.03857 295 205 61 29
496 I'm leaving you for someone I can believe in . 1.4031 0.04111 258 179 54 25
497 He threw my walking stick off the mountain and whispered, "No one will ever believe you." 1.4029 0.03878 273 186 64 23
498 He's not so abominable when you get to know him. 1.4029 0.03947 273 188 60 25
499 'Abominable' is a slur, Jim. It's 2019. 1.4029 0.03913 273 187 62 24
500 He says that he'd like to have us for dinner. 1.4028 0.03943 283 197 58 28
501 Because he's not obsessed with manscaping, that's why! 1.4028 0.03814 283 193 66 24
502 Two young people doing an activity outdoors without taking a selfie- he said he thought that was only a myth! 1.4028 0.03879 283 195 62 26
503 Irascible, unforgettable, but not abominable 1.4027 0.03875 293 204 60 29
504 Jimmy really went paleo! 1.4026 0.03782 303 210 64 29
505 I found him to be very bominable, actually 1.4023 0.04280 256 182 45 29
506 Exactly where did you find this guide? 1.4023 0.03913 266 181 63 22
507 He said we can take his picture, but to wait until he's far away so that it will be really grainy. 1.4022 0.03827 271 183 67 21
508 I told him the park bathrooms are still closed. 1.4021 0.03610 291 194 77 20
509 He said the Summit Gift Shop is closed but the cafe is still open. 1.4021 0.03707 291 197 71 23
510 He asked how the Jets did this season, then just shook his head and walked away.” 1.4020 0.03846 296 206 61 29
511 I'm sorry, but I think he will keep me warmer tonight than you can. 1.4018 0.03725 331 234 61 36
512 He’s more expensive than other guides, but he knows these mountains like the back of his hand. 1.4016 0.04119 254 176 54 24
513 Please stop saying "ladies first". 1.4015 0.03970 264 181 60 23
514 Well, you dont look so great naked either. 1.4015 0.03882 269 183 64 22
515 Well, we did agree we'd both see other people. 1.4015 0.03832 274 186 66 22
516 He said it’s no fun anymore. Everybody’s abominable. 1.4014 0.04110 279 199 48 32
517 What? All I said was that I thought his feet would have been bigger. 1.4014 0.03885 279 192 62 25
518 Dale! Are you going to let him talk to me like that?! 1.4014 0.04056 284 202 50 32
519 And I was like 'Yeah, right. And I'm the missing link!' 1.4014 0.03820 289 199 64 26
520 For once, I agree with you - maybe we shouldn't ask for directions. 1.4007 0.03707 272 181 73 18
521 After you.... 1.4007 0.03802 277 188 67 22
522 No, I think you better use ’they/them’. 1.4007 0.04061 292 210 47 35
523 I thought you packed the camera. 1.4000 0.03871 290 202 60 28
524 He says it's a clothing optional peak. 1.4000 0.03835 270 183 66 21
525 I'm just wild about Hairy. 1.4000 0.04014 285 202 52 31
526 Next time I hire the guide. 1.4000 0.03778 290 199 66 25
527 I say we pass him. It's no picnic being downwind from Big Foot. 1.4000 0.03857 285 197 62 26
528 He says he does not identify as "abominable." 1.4000 0.04010 270 188 56 26
529 Ugh, it's so like him to show up and then just leave. 1.4000 0.03778 300 208 64 28
530 Really? All you have to say is that he looks a little bit like my uncle Fred? 1.4000 0.04049 260 180 56 24
531 You're not supposed to call them 'abominable' anymore. 1.3993 0.03735 298 205 67 26
532 No! I didn't have the camera. I thought you had the camera... 1.3993 0.03687 293 199 71 23
533 Do you know if altitude sickness can cause hallucinations? 1.3993 0.03764 288 197 67 24
534 Very funny, you had to ask him if he knew Chewbacca! 1.3993 0.03859 278 191 63 24
535 Sorry you had to find out this way. 1.3993 0.03706 268 178 73 17
536 Well maybe he thinks you're abominable. 1.3992 0.04180 258 182 49 27
537 He said if anyone should be called 'abominable' it's people like us who drink pumpkin spice lattes and drive a Prius." 1.3992 0.04357 238 168 45 25
538 No,YOU ask him for direction! 1.3986 0.03873 296 208 58 30
539 That explains all the yellow snow! 1.3986 0.03927 281 196 58 27
540 Relax, I said no. 1.3986 0.03796 281 192 66 23
541 So our Airbnb host seems cool. 1.3986 0.03775 276 187 68 21
542 Yes, Helen, I'm well aware of what they say about the size of a man's foot. 1.3985 0.03964 271 188 58 25
543 He went back to get his camera 1.3985 0.03859 271 185 64 22
544 Did you hear that? 'Tourists!' The smug ape called us tourists! 1.3985 0.03964 271 188 58 25
545 Apparently, no one has ever called him 'abominable' before. 1.3985 0.03873 266 181 64 21
546 he said he's making the Himalayas great again... 1.3979 0.04022 284 202 51 31
547 Of course I didn’t ask for a photo together - he must get that all the time. 1.3974 0.03585 312 213 74 25
548 He wasn’t the friendliest snowman I’ve ever met, but abominable seems a bit harsh. 1.3974 0.03546 302 203 78 21
549 You can be pretty abominable sometimes too, Tad. 1.3973 0.03773 297 206 64 27
550 He wants us to stop yodeling. He says he is trying to hibernate. 1.3973 0.03803 297 207 62 28
551 Abominable? Quite the contrary, I found him perfectly delightful. 1.3973 0.03862 297 209 58 30
552 See?! I told you that your non-stop yodeling was annoying. 1.3973 0.03788 292 202 64 26
553 Why are you so surprised? I told you I had family in the area. 1.3972 0.03803 287 198 64 25
554 Well, that was anticlimactic.” 1.3972 0.03916 282 197 58 27
555 Why would you assume he knows Big Foot? Don't you know how offensive that is? 1.3968 0.04079 247 170 56 21
556 I've made up my mind. I want someone more authentic. 1.3967 0.03730 305 212 65 28
557 This WOULD happen when we agree to hike without our phones. 1.3967 0.03715 300 207 67 26
558 He'll be back in a minute - he forgot his phone. 1.3966 0.03910 295 209 55 31
559 I'm sorry Derrick, this is my chance to walk on the wild side. 1.3965 0.03723 285 194 69 22
560 A three-way with a Yeti is on your bucket list, Paul, not mine. 1.3965 0.03886 285 199 59 27
561 He said something about trying to find himself. 1.3965 0.03886 285 199 59 27
562 You had to call him Bigfoot? Seriously? This 2019! 1.3964 0.03870 280 194 61 25
563 No...he hasn't seen one either! 1.3964 0.04064 280 200 49 31
564 A selfie?! You asked him for a selfie?! 1.3960 0.03747 303 211 64 28
565 Blame the cold all you want, Richard. His was obviously bigger. 1.3958 0.03824 288 200 62 26
566 He says our small one-toed footprints are scaring his children. 1.3958 0.03774 283 194 66 23
567 "I don't care if you think he doesn't exist, I'm following him." 1.3958 0.03840 283 196 62 25
568 You were supposed to pack the camera! 1.3955 0.03677 311 216 67 28
569 Well, he does seem to know the way, Allen. 1.3954 0.03938 263 181 60 22
570 I can't believe you left the camera in the car. 1.3953 0.03489 301 201 81 19
571 Next time, you pick the tour guide. 1.3953 0.03823 301 212 59 30
572 No, Bigfoot is the one in the forests. Look what you did - now he’s upset. 1.3953 0.04087 253 176 54 23
573 Thanks to the governmental parks shutdown, even Big Foot is unemployed. 1.3946 0.03996 261 181 57 23
574 Let’s respect his self-identification as gender-fluid and use the term “snow-person.” 1.3945 0.03897 256 174 63 19
575 Dinner’s at 7 but his agent booked a last minute sighting so he might be a touch late. 1.3944 0.03763 284 195 66 23
576 They're an Abominable Non-Binary Snowperson, Doug. 1.3940 0.03954 302 218 49 35
577 I guess we'll have to go back. He says the hiking trail is closed because of the shutdown. 1.3939 0.04209 264 190 44 30
578 I think the correct term is Abominable Snowperson. 1.3939 0.03678 297 204 69 24
579 I'm sorry, Jason, but size does matter. 1.3938 0.04054 259 181 54 24
580 He just took my water bottle because it has his name on it. 1.3938 0.04163 259 184 48 27
581 Sorry Larry. Size matters. 1.3933 0.04240 267 194 41 32
582 He's right, I have to choose. Goodbye, Mark. 1.3933 0.03966 267 186 57 24
583 At least HE's willing to ask directions 1.3932 0.03817 295 207 60 28
584 We're nearly the first blind people ever to climb Everest! 1.3931 0.04163 262 187 47 28
585 Call me in an hour, in case things get weird. Then I’ll have an excuse to bail. 1.3931 0.03707 290 199 68 23
586 He says he needs to go off and find himself, for once. 1.3931 0.03834 290 203 60 27
587 He admitted to cranky, but denied being abominable. 1.3931 0.03739 290 200 66 24
588 I'll tell you what's abominable, Stu. Your attitude. 1.3931 0.03865 290 204 58 28
589 In his case, big feet just means big feet. 1.3930 0.03753 285 196 66 23
590 He's offended you called him "abominable" because he self-identifies as "adorable." 1.3929 0.03833 280 194 62 24
591 The only abominable part of this situation is your unwillingness to ask for directions 1.3922 0.03802 306 217 58 31
592 Don't bother. Nobody will believe you and it will really screw up your career. 1.3921 0.03784 278 191 65 22
593 He's not anti-social, he just needs to pee. 1.3921 0.03818 278 192 63 23
594 You ALWAYS complain when I ask for directions!! 1.3921 0.03784 278 191 65 22
595 Chewbacca? Seriously, Neil. Get a life." 1.3920 0.03959 250 171 60 19
596 Well, you finally got to meet my ex. 1.3919 0.03832 273 188 63 22
597 So now you’re jealous of a man who’s yet to fully evolve? 1.3919 0.03652 273 183 73 17
598 And that’s exactly why it’s important to ask their prounouns before assuming. 1.3919 0.03653 296 203 70 23
599 No, Derek, you're the one who was being abominable. 1.3919 0.03715 296 205 66 25
600 When he goes high, we go low. 1.3918 0.03792 291 203 62 26
601 He said to make sure the photos of him are really blurry 1.3915 0.04100 258 182 51 25
602 You’re a nice guy, Doug, but my taste in men has always been abominable. 1.3915 0.04048 281 202 48 31
603 You seriously asked him what the wi-fi password is up here? 1.3913 0.03896 299 214 53 32
604 No, I haven't seen Steve Bannon. Why do you ask? 1.3913 0.04005 253 175 57 21
605 Just this once, could you forget you're a guy, and please ask directions? 1.3913 0.03837 276 191 62 23
606 We came to a meeting of the minds. He said to get off his mountain and I said OK. 1.3911 0.04059 271 193 50 28
607 I haven't seen Jerry since high school. Shame, he really let himself go. 1.3911 0.04258 248 177 45 26
608 Bigfoot’s got small hands. 1.3910 0.04045 266 188 52 26
609 He said we should have called first. 1.3910 0.04010 266 187 54 25
610 Did he invite us over to dinner or over for dinner? 1.3909 0.03620 307 212 70 25
611 He isn’t giving us back our cameras. He said he doesn’t want his family all over social media. 1.3908 0.04348 238 170 43 25
612 Are you lost, too? I’m just following that guy... He seems to know the area. 1.3907 0.03704 279 190 69 20
613 Yes, Kevin. It’s goodbye. Size does matter. 1.3907 0.03940 279 197 55 27
614 I don't care--he's still electable. 1.3907 0.03973 279 198 53 28
615 Let's just ask for directions! 1.3906 0.04047 256 179 54 23
616 Let him cool off. Now that he knows people are real he needs a moment to adjust. 1.3906 0.04159 256 182 48 26
617 Another newby...no gear, no backpack and not even sunglasses. 1.3903 0.03977 269 189 55 25
618 Why won't you ever ask for directions? 1.3903 0.03765 310 220 59 31
619 Didn’t the doctor say the altitude medicine could have some weird side effects...? 1.3902 0.03599 287 194 74 19
620 He said he thinks WE’RE abominable. 1.3901 0.03973 282 201 52 29
621 He's just a better fit for the life I want to lead. 1.3898 0.03874 295 210 55 30
622 I'm leaving you, Henry. If I have to settle for an abominable man, it might as well be the real thing. 1.3893 0.04194 262 189 44 29
623 He's crude,rude,lewd and on the way up. I have an idea, lets make him president. 1.3893 0.04229 262 190 42 30
624 He says the "y" is silent. 1.3893 0.04025 280 201 49 30
625 He wants to find himself. 1.3893 0.03961 280 199 53 28
626 I've found someone. 1.3893 0.03830 280 195 61 24
627 He's going back to tell his tribe we're real 1.3891 0.03913 275 193 57 25
628 Admit it. We're lost! 1.3889 0.03753 288 200 64 24
629 You really didn't know 'abominable' is an insulting term? 1.3887 0.03728 301 211 63 27
630 What do you mean you forgot to pack a camera? 1.3887 0.03833 283 198 60 25
631 I've decided I'm going with him--he couldn't be more abominable than you. 1.3887 0.03962 283 202 52 29
632 Yet he what? 1.3885 0.03743 296 207 63 26
633 You can’t just ASK someone if they’re BIGFOOT! 1.3883 0.03820 291 205 59 27
634 Well who else should we ask for directions? 1.3883 0.03788 291 204 61 26
635 I’m not sure what he meant, but he mumbled something about needing to build a wall. 1.3883 0.03942 291 209 51 31
636 Yup, turns out it’s true what they say about a man with a big foot. 1.3879 0.03852 281 197 59 25
637 He’s way less blurry than I imagined. 1.3879 0.03852 281 197 59 25
638 C’mon, he said if we follow him he’ll “make us dinner.” 1.3879 0.03884 281 198 57 26
639 For the last time, Melvin, NOTHING HAPPENED!!! 1.3877 0.03935 276 195 55 26
640 He doesn't look anything like his picture. 1.3877 0.03799 276 191 63 22
641 Well sometimes you can be abominable too, Chad! 1.3877 0.04001 276 197 51 28
642 He's unimpressed with his first human sighting. 1.3877 0.03833 276 192 61 23
643 I didn't bring the camera, I thought you brought the camera! 1.3870 0.03988 261 183 55 23
644 We're just friends. 1.3869 0.03817 274 190 62 22
645 He told me he identifies as a Yeti. 1.3869 0.03746 274 188 66 20
646 I gotta go. My boyfriend doesn’t like me talking to strangers. 1.3868 0.03793 287 201 61 25
647 Just pack my camera, I said! Just pack my camera! Even he thinks you're an idiot 1.3868 0.03760 287 200 63 24
648 Its true what they say about big feet. I’m going with him. 1.3867 0.03910 300 217 50 33
649 He will show us around, but he said no selfies. 1.3866 0.03567 313 217 71 25
650 I told you we were too high... 1.3864 0.03665 308 216 65 27
651 He wouldn’t stop for a selfie. Said he was having a bad hair day. 1.3862 0.03732 290 202 64 24
652 I won't be needing you now. 1.3861 0.03971 259 181 56 22
653 He’s more ambivalent than abominable. 1.3855 0.03943 275 195 54 26
654 I'm going with him. You can keep the kids. 1.3855 0.03909 275 194 56 25
655 Are you sure the sign said this hike was good for "abdominals." 1.3852 0.04097 270 195 46 29
656 Call it one more time. He thinks he dropped the phone on this side of the mountain. 1.3852 0.04064 270 194 48 28
657 It’s not what you think He’s just a friend No one will believe you anyway 1.3852 0.03796 283 198 61 24
658 But I'm still right about Loch Ness 1.3849 0.03811 278 194 61 23
659 No, I left my camera at home - why? 1.3849 0.03977 278 199 51 28
660 He says it's available but we have to book through Airbnb. 1.3849 0.03814 304 218 55 31
661 I'm just saying it wouldn't hurt you to be more like him.. strong, self-sufficient, a little bohemian. 1.3846 0.03845 260 179 62 19
662 Wow, his carbon footprint is tiny! 1.3846 0.03894 273 192 57 24
663 Let him win. 1.3846 0.03845 260 179 62 19
664 So he's abominable. Who are you to talk? 1.3844 0.03878 294 211 53 30
665 He took a selfie with me, he said to show his friends. 1.3838 0.03914 271 191 56 24
666 He said it's pronounced 'Yay-tea'. 1.3836 0.03615 292 201 70 21
667 He's going to go build a wall to keep us out 1.3836 0.03897 292 210 52 30
668 He says he’ll be back to chat after he gets in his 10,000 steps 1.3836 0.03774 292 206 60 26
669 He's more of a primate than you'll ever be. 1.3835 0.03966 266 188 54 24
670 Why don't you ever believe me? 1.3833 0.03757 287 201 62 24
671 Mostly grumbling but I thought I heard something about climate change. 1.3832 0.03951 274 195 53 26
672 He said real men don't use walking sticks. 1.3832 0.03883 274 193 57 24
673 Look, he gets me and you don't. 1.3832 0.03883 274 193 57 24
674 It's your turn to ask for directions. 1.3832 0.03813 274 191 61 22
675 He isn't real and I am not going to turn around. 1.3832 0.03883 274 193 57 24
676 You just will not ask directions. 1.3831 0.03984 261 184 54 23
677 He says he'll retire when they find somebody who can fill his shoes. 1.3831 0.03984 261 184 54 23
678 Goodbye, Todd. He may be abominable, but at least he’s a good listener. 1.3830 0.03668 282 194 68 20
679 You wouldn't believe the things we've seen here since the government shutdown 1.3829 0.03934 269 190 55 24
680 Yeah, well he's twice the man you'll ever be! 1.3828 0.03615 303 211 68 24
681 Abominable? I actually found him quite adorable! 1.3828 0.03664 290 201 67 22
682 So he's a hairy beast, big deal. He still should say hi when someone says hi to him." 1.3828 0.03696 290 202 65 23
683 That's Dad. He'll warm up after you spend time with him. 1.3826 0.03987 264 187 53 24
684 You're just not out-doorsy enough for me Gerald." 1.3826 0.03749 298 211 60 27
685 I told you that stupid wall wouldn't work 1.3826 0.03838 298 214 54 30
686 He said if we keep his secret, he'll validate our parking. 1.3825 0.04018 251 176 54 21
687 He asked me if I’ve seen his pants. 1.3825 0.03897 251 173 60 18
688 He's not as abominable in person. 1.3824 0.03832 272 190 60 22
689 Strange...he kept muttering, 'No collusion, no collusion, no collusion', as he walked by! 1.3824 0.03765 306 219 57 30
690 You just had to go and talk about his feet, didn't you. 1.3821 0.04075 246 173 52 21
691 He might be abominable, Brad, but at least he's going to make it to the top 1.3821 0.04034 246 172 54 20
692 It's obviously much easier without a pack. 1.3819 0.03475 309 212 76 21
693 Hard to miss....looks like it is true what they say about big feet. 1.3818 0.04039 275 199 47 29
694 He has really little hands. 1.3816 0.03825 283 200 58 25
695 No, YOU ask him if he wants to take a selfie. 1.3815 0.04094 270 196 45 29
696 He wanted to know if Donald Trump was still president. 1.3814 0.03718 291 204 63 24
697 How would you like to be called the abominable hiker? His name is Dave. 1.3814 0.03812 291 207 57 27
698 But you complained the last guide talked too much! 1.3813 0.04026 257 182 52 23
699 Brett's really committed to paleo this year. 1.3813 0.04210 257 187 42 28
700 No one will ever believe we forgot our phones. 1.3813 0.03616 299 208 68 23
701 I guess we are on the Evolutionary Path! 1.3811 0.03790 265 183 63 19
702 He's depressed. Says he once was at the very top of the "Fake News" charts! 1.3811 0.03892 286 205 53 28
703 He says he's in the Witness Protection Program. 1.3811 0.03796 286 202 59 25
704 Apparently people tell him that all the time. 1.3810 0.03657 315 224 62 29
705 Great...now we have to have lunch with him! 1.3808 0.03917 260 182 57 21
706 Small world; his cousin was our tour guide in the Pacific Northwest. 1.3808 0.03992 260 184 53 23
707 Who knew the word "abominable" was offensive? 1.3808 0.04029 260 185 51 24
708 Shouldnt it be Big Feet? 1.3806 0.03670 289 201 66 22
709 He's abominable until he's had his coffee. 1.3806 0.03862 289 207 54 28
710 Why didn't you just ask him for directions? 1.3806 0.03670 289 201 66 22
711 Is everyone on Paleo this cranky? 1.3803 0.04178 234 165 49 20
712 He says our big carbon footprint scares him. 1.3802 0.03847 263 183 60 20
713 You're abominable... He's harmless. 1.3801 0.03910 271 192 55 24
714 I’m telling you, he’s just the type of outsider the DNC is looking for. 1.3801 0.03979 271 194 51 26
715 He asked us to tell the world that his feet are proportionate to the rest of his body -- and that his name is Ralph. 1.3798 0.03753 287 202 61 24
716 You just had to INSIST we didn't bring our iPhones on this hike, didn't you? 1.3797 0.04068 266 192 47 27
717 He says he goes down to the valley once in a while to check on a B & B and gastro-pub he co-owns. 1.3796 0.03702 274 189 66 19
718 Either Sasquatch or Yeti is fine. But don't ever tell him his feet are big. 1.3795 0.03581 303 211 69 23
719 I'm not racist. Some of my best friends are abominable. 1.3794 0.04146 253 182 46 25
720 I think that's the new one piece from The North Face 1.3794 0.04031 253 179 52 22
721 The tour guide really seems at home up here 1.3794 0.03595 282 193 71 18
722 You had to mention the feet. 1.3794 0.03994 282 205 47 30
723 I don’t care if he’s the last of his kind, if you’re not going to tell him we’re lost, I will. 1.3793 0.03693 290 203 64 23
724 I told you he wouldn't believe in us. 1.3793 0.03828 261 181 61 19
725 I DID pitch him. He said he hates the genre, your co-star idea, and is holding out for a name director. 1.3791 0.03779 277 194 61 22
726 I want to start seeing other hominidae 1.3790 0.04128 248 177 48 23
727 Great. Next on the bucket list is Hoffa. 1.3789 0.03771 285 201 60 24
728 Well, "it" said 'me no do directions, but you follow- have short cut', so Yes, I am sure it is male. 1.3789 0.03836 285 203 56 26
729 He’s abominable alright but I’ll take that over needy any day. 1.3789 0.03803 285 202 58 25
730 You call our guide abominable, and you’re surprised he walks out on us? 1.3788 0.03835 264 184 60 20
731 Call him abominable all you like. I'm still leaving you. 1.3786 0.03620 309 218 65 26
732 No, YOU ask him. 1.3786 0.03917 280 201 52 27
733 You’re going to let him say that to me? 1.3784 0.03793 296 212 56 28
734 I'm invited to a party at his chateau, but I need to 'lose the geek'. 1.3784 0.03886 259 181 58 20
735 Yet I like him. 1.3781 0.03789 283 200 59 24
736 The one time you tell me to put my phone down. 1.3780 0.03840 291 209 54 28
737 Indomitable, abominable - whatever. At least he doesn’t nitpick like you. 1.3780 0.03777 291 207 58 26
738 They turned him back at the border. 1.3778 0.03987 270 194 50 26
739 Let me get this straight - your main concern is that I'm incorrect in using the term Big Foot? 1.3777 0.03768 278 195 61 22
740 What?! He needed directions. 1.3777 0.03870 278 198 55 25
741 Why can't you just ask directions,Keith?! 1.3776 0.03727 286 201 62 23
742 He wanted the WiFi password. 1.3774 0.03970 265 189 52 24
743 Of course we can't keep up with him... That guy's a legend! 1.3772 0.03807 281 199 58 24
744 He doesn't know how far to the top. He's on vacation too. 1.3772 0.03739 281 197 62 22
745 The size of his hands and feet should tell you why I dumped you! Or do you want to know more? 1.3772 0.04034 281 206 44 31
746 You don't need to get all weird about it. I told him I wasn't interested. 1.3771 0.03566 297 206 70 21
747 I still think we should have asked for directions 1.3770 0.04039 252 179 51 22
748 So what if he is? Did you have to call him Abominable to his face? 1.3769 0.03937 268 191 53 24
749 Quit following me! I told you I’m with him now. 1.3768 0.03923 276 198 52 26
750 I've been such a fool, Bob. I'm back. Can you ever forgive me? 1.3765 0.03933 247 172 57 18
751 He may be abominable, but at least he listens to me! 1.3764 0.03763 271 189 62 20
752 Yes, I asked for directions. We were lost! 1.3763 0.03791 279 197 59 23
753 They won't believe us if we don't have a selfie. 1.3763 0.03757 279 196 61 22
754 You're entitled to your opinion, but I think he's adorable. 1.3763 0.03581 295 205 69 21
755 I TOLD you not to waste your cell phone battery on selfies! 1.3760 0.03981 250 176 54 20
756 He doesn’ know the way either. 1.3760 0.03971 258 183 53 22
757 He said that the tea room is closed for the season and the gift shop is sub-par, so I say we try K2. 1.3759 0.03734 274 191 63 20
758 He’s the Deplorable Snowman, and wants to Make Mt. Everest Great Again. 1.3759 0.03943 274 197 51 26
759 They were out of Sherpas. 1.3759 0.03829 282 201 56 25
760 He says we missed a trail marker about a mile back. 1.3755 0.03844 277 197 56 24
761 They prefer the term "yetx." 1.3755 0.03775 277 195 60 22
762 He said he doesn't believe in us 1.3754 0.03767 285 202 59 24
763 You promised, no nude resorts this year. 1.3754 0.03832 285 204 55 26
764 I thought you said you were bringing an imaginary friend! 1.3754 0.03593 301 211 67 23
765 You didn't tell me we were coming to meet your parents. 1.3750 0.03834 288 207 54 27
766 He's a great guide but his people skills are abominable 1.3750 0.03834 288 207 54 27
767 Like I said, it gets a little hairy near the top. 1.3750 0.03677 264 181 67 16
768 He wanted $20 for the selfie. 1.3750 0.03814 280 199 57 24
769 He says he isn't abominable, just antisocial. 1.3746 0.03422 315 218 76 21
770 OUR relationship is abominable, Bob. I'm going with him. 1.3746 0.03774 291 208 57 26
771 We're in luck, he said tourists are too salty. 1.3746 0.03580 283 195 70 18
772 No, I agree with him - it’s your attitude that’s abominable 1.3745 0.03793 275 194 59 22
773 He's the least abominable thing in my life right now. 1.3745 0.03958 259 184 53 22
774 It’s over, John. I’m going to follow my heart. 1.3741 0.03745 294 210 58 26
775 I thought he was with you. 1.3741 0.03683 294 208 62 24
776 He said he would like to be known as the “somewhat disturbing snowman” 1.3741 0.03589 286 198 69 19
777 You meet the same people on the way down as you do on the way up. 1.3741 0.03842 270 191 57 22
778 You and your stupid Dad jokes, no we aren't "there Yeti!" 1.3740 0.03925 262 186 54 22
779 Says he's headed back to a more civil society. 1.3740 0.03934 254 179 55 20
780 She says that her children don't believe that there is such a thing as a human. Would you mind? It would only take a minute. 1.3738 0.03558 305 214 68 23
781 He's not so abominable once you get to know him. 1.3737 0.03529 289 199 72 18
782 It only gets hairier from here on out. 1.3737 0.03836 281 201 55 25
783 The one time we leave our phones in the car. 1.3737 0.03902 281 203 51 27
784 Seriously?! You forgot your camera? 1.3737 0.03735 281 198 61 22
785 he asked me to join the mile high club. I told him that was an urban legend. 1.3735 0.04069 249 178 49 22
786 The one time we decide to leave our cell phones behind!.., 1.3733 0.03668 292 206 63 23
787 He's climbing every mountain till he finds his dream. 1.3732 0.03839 284 204 54 26
788 I just feel like you're missing the big picture here. 1.3731 0.03788 268 188 60 20
789 Will you just ask for directions already! 1.3731 0.03945 260 185 53 22
790 He's abominable, not deplorable. 1.3730 0.03955 252 178 54 20
791 I’m not saying you’re stalking me but you have to admit it is a pretty big coincidence to find you here on my third Yeti date. 1.3729 0.03704 295 210 60 25
792 He explicitly said "no autographs" and you thought a selfie would be fine? 1.3729 0.03609 295 207 66 22
793 He seemed cold to me. 1.3728 0.03809 287 206 55 26
794 Abominable, really? You couldn't just call him Yeti? 1.3728 0.03787 279 198 58 23
795 He’s your friend. You tell him to cut back on the paleo diet. 1.3727 0.03901 271 194 53 24
796 He says to avoid the latrine at Camp 4. 1.3727 0.03722 271 189 63 19
797 Don't just stand there, make him give me my camera back. 1.3724 0.03685 290 205 62 23
798 He was more interesting before he came out. 1.3723 0.03690 282 198 63 21
799 Yes, Galen, I'm going with him. His empathetic listening skills and his willingness to forsake the negative din of social media are powerfully compelling inducements to cave dwelling. 1.3723 0.03758 282 200 59 23
800 No, I wasn't flirting with him - 23&me says he's my cousin. 1.3723 0.03551 282 194 71 17
801 He says the wait for the summit is about 20 minutes, and suggests we relax in the bar. 1.3723 0.03621 282 196 67 19
802 I guess the Ice Man cometh and goeth. 1.3723 0.03690 282 198 63 21
803 Of course you hurt his feelings! Who wants to be called Abominable! It's Yeti! Yeti!! 1.3723 0.03835 274 195 56 23
804 Apparently, it IS lonely at the top. 1.3723 0.03693 274 191 64 19
805 No, Jason...the $165 you spent on that trekking pole you'll never use again...that's abominable. 1.3723 0.03870 274 196 54 24
806 He said that “closing the parks was an abomination”. 1.3722 0.04094 266 195 43 28
807 You just had to mention his feet! 1.3721 0.03811 258 180 60 18
808 No, what’s “abominable” is your xenophobia. 1.3718 0.03907 277 200 51 26
809 How much do we tip him? 1.3718 0.03940 277 201 49 27
810 He'll be back in a minute. Just gone to get his camera. 1.3717 0.03991 269 195 48 26
811 I told you five times: the proper ethnic description is 'substantially-footed American'. 1.3716 0.03780 261 182 61 18
812 From here on it gets a bit hairy. 1.3715 0.03862 253 177 58 18
813 He is a last minute hire during the government shut down....Parks sent him over.... 1.3713 0.03819 272 193 57 22
814 I don’t miss a thing hiking blind, do you? 1.3713 0.04421 237 176 34 27
815 I'd say he's pretty terrible, but not abominable. 1.3711 0.03870 256 180 57 19
816 I thought his feet would be bigger. 1.3710 0.03713 283 200 61 22
817 He says he doesn't want to hear the good news about Jesus. 1.3710 0.04098 283 212 37 34
818 Yes, he says they only kill the ones on snowboards 1.3710 0.03713 283 200 61 22
819 You think he's abominable. I think he's warm and fuzzy. 1.3710 0.03574 310 220 65 25
820 Dad! You promised you would be nice to him! 1.3710 0.03574 310 220 65 25
821 He said nowadays he considers himself more woke than abominable 1.3709 0.03789 275 195 58 22
822 Let's just say that her 23andMe results didn't come back as expected. 1.3709 0.03926 275 199 50 26
823 I asked him if he was a Yeti and he said ‘Not yeti’. 1.3708 0.03869 267 190 55 22
824 Why can’t we ever go out, just the two of us, Harold? 1.3708 0.04115 267 197 41 29
825 Yeah right, I’m not falling for that again 1.3707 0.03741 294 211 57 26
826 Not to intimidate you, but you have some big shoes to fill. 1.3707 0.03772 294 212 55 27
827 He said he's with National Geographic. 1.3707 0.03615 294 207 65 22
828 Abominable, yeti find him intriguing. 1.3706 0.03719 286 203 60 23
829 Please, make it stop. He's been singing "valderee valdera" since base camp. 1.3706 0.03751 286 204 58 24
830 I asked if I could follow him, but he said he's off Twitter. 1.3706 0.03719 286 203 60 23
831 Really? I thought his English was pretty good, considering. 1.3706 0.03663 313 226 58 29
832 Really? You had to use the 'a' word? 1.3705 0.04082 251 181 47 23
833 Don't be so jealous. Sometimes big feet mean just that. 1.3705 0.03862 278 200 53 25
834 Next time I get to choose a guide. 1.3704 0.03802 270 191 58 21
835 You're not going to believe me, but I think I just saw your ex-wife. 1.3702 0.03881 289 211 49 29
836 Well maybe you should think before you call someone abominable! 1.3701 0.03798 281 201 56 24
837 No pictures. Both of us vowed to be more present this year. 1.3701 0.03865 281 203 52 26
838 Size does matter. 1.3701 0.03798 281 201 56 24
839 "It's eerie to see him in the wild and not tweeting." 1.3701 0.04197 254 187 40 27
840 He made a pass at me and you DID NOTHING ?!! 1.3700 0.03877 273 196 53 24
841 He said he was going back up until Trump gets impeached. 1.3696 0.04047 276 204 42 30
842 You heard him, Jim. We're just going to stop at his cave for a quick lunch and then we'll be on our way. 1.3696 0.03671 276 193 64 19
843 You are not paying attention to me. 1.3695 0.03762 295 213 55 27
844 You were the only one being abominable just now, Steve! 1.3694 0.03893 268 192 53 23
845 Well if you don’t want me to ask for directions then don’t lose the map next time. 1.3694 0.04034 268 196 45 27
846 You had to go and call him abominable, didn’t you? 1.3693 0.03773 287 206 56 25
847 If I have to settle for cold and emotionless, I’ll go with the Yeti. 1.3692 0.03817 279 200 55 24
848 He's a great guide, but he's not much for conversation. 1.3692 0.03572 279 193 69 17
849 This isn't what I meant when I asked for a local guide. 1.3691 0.03734 298 215 56 27
850 That whole "abominable" thing is no longer PC. Can we just go with "Alpine Hominid"? 1.3690 0.03826 271 193 56 22
851 I said he was evolving. Not that he and I were involved. 1.3690 0.03839 290 211 51 28
852 When you said we'd have a local guide, I didn't understand just how local you meant. 1.3690 0.03776 290 209 55 26
853 Not Yeti was a perfectly appropriate pun. 1.3686 0.03841 293 214 50 29
854 He wanted directions to “Sasquatchewan” 1.3684 0.03709 304 220 56 28
855 I can't explain it. It just happened. 1.3684 0.03887 285 208 49 28
856 Again, his name is Edwin and he identifies as POST-human. 1.3684 0.03404 304 210 76 18
857 Wow. I always assumed that Bigfoot was a male. 1.3684 0.03823 285 206 53 26
858 Next time, you get the guide! 1.3682 0.03731 277 196 60 21
859 He seemed nice but he didn't know anyone who went to Yale. 1.3682 0.03766 277 197 58 22
860 '...honest, it's nothing...we're just friends.' 1.3681 0.03565 307 218 65 24
861 He'll be right back; he forgot to feed the cat. 1.3680 0.03735 269 189 61 19
862 He says we’re too loud. 1.3680 0.03881 269 193 53 23
863 What did you say to him? 1.3678 0.03775 261 183 60 18
864 He'll be right back. He forgot his phone. 1.3676 0.03706 272 191 62 19
865 Abominable? No. I think he just lacks People skills. Let's press on. 1.3676 0.03742 272 192 60 20
866 No, Jason...the $250 you spent on that trekking pole...that's abominable. 1.3675 0.03755 302 220 53 29
867 He prefers "they" and thought "abominable" was very judgmental 1.3675 0.03709 283 201 60 22
868 He was mainly complaining about his abominable wife. 1.3674 0.03932 264 190 51 23
869 Oh God, do you think he saw us? 1.3673 0.03678 275 193 63 19
870 He wondered why women always have to be the one asking for directions. 1.3673 0.03854 275 198 53 24
871 Okay, you're right. Everybody goes to Davos now. 1.3673 0.03678 275 193 63 19
872 He's a local 1.3672 0.03904 256 182 54 20
873 You really insulted him. Any idiot knows the difference between Sasquatch and The Abominable Snowman. 1.3672 0.03702 256 177 64 15
874 If you think his FEET are big ... 1.3671 0.03614 286 201 65 20
875 I asked if we were near the summit, and he said, ‘Not yeti.’ 1.3670 0.04007 267 195 46 26
876 See what? 1.3670 0.03753 267 188 60 19
877 He said we shouldn't have spent so much money on Gore-Tex 1.3670 0.04007 267 195 46 26
878 Flip a coin to see whose tent he shares? 1.3670 0.03521 297 208 69 20
879 'Let's unplug,' he says. 'Who needs phones on hikes?' he says. Bigfoot dammit! People who see Bigfoot need phones on hikes! 1.3669 0.03720 278 197 60 21
880 Yes he is abominable and you voted for him... 1.3669 0.04086 278 208 38 32
881 YOU never tell me how good I look without make-up, 1.3668 0.03554 289 202 68 19
882 He said he's going to Starbucks and asked if we wanted anything. 1.3667 0.03869 270 194 53 23
883 He seemed nice. 1.3666 0.03531 311 221 66 24
884 You were supposed to bring the camera! 1.3665 0.03760 281 201 57 23
885 He said 'No one's going to believe me when I tell them I saw you.' 1.3665 0.03692 281 199 61 21
886 He said conditions up ahead are abominable. 1.3665 0.03893 281 205 49 27
887 Are you sure this was the guide we booked on Travelocity? 1.3664 0.04026 262 191 46 25
888 Everything was fine till you made that manscaping crack. 1.3664 0.03915 262 188 52 22
889 He said, "Don't tell anyone you saw me." 1.3663 0.03596 303 216 63 24
890 We met in college. He's just a friend. 1.3663 0.03472 303 212 71 20
891 Did you think he was abominable? I thought he was sort of nice. 1.3663 0.03621 273 190 66 17
892 He asked if we'd seen any abominable snow women in the vicinity. 1.3663 0.03803 273 195 56 22
893 Of course I'm leaving you. Look at those feet. 1.3662 0.03698 284 202 60 22
894 He's gone to tell all the other Bigfoots that we really do exist. 1.3662 0.03596 284 199 66 19
895 I can’t believe you’re leaving me for him. You made me shave everything! 1.3661 0.03727 295 213 56 26
896 He wanted to know if America was great again. 1.3661 0.03633 295 210 62 23
897 All I said was that we think he’s a myth. 1.3661 0.03727 295 213 56 26
898 I told you he was the best guide if you want to avoid the crowds. 1.3660 0.03809 265 188 57 20
899 ‘Abominable’? Really? Go apologize. 1.3659 0.03842 276 199 53 24
900 He may be abominable, but you're just a jerk. 1.3659 0.03977 276 203 45 28
901 Well let's just follow that guy then, he seems to know where he's going. 1.3659 0.03535 287 200 69 18
902 It said we're just a figment of its imagination. 1.3658 0.03699 298 215 57 26
903 OK, so it's Big Foot not a yeti. You really know how to spoil a moment don't you. 1.3658 0.04044 257 187 46 24
904 'Hire a sherpa,' I said. 'Let's go a little native,' you said. 1.3654 0.03581 301 214 64 23
905 He was just wondering if my boots come in a 26-E. 1.3654 0.03781 260 183 59 18
906 He just wanted to make sure that we knew that this is a clothing optional mountain. 1.3652 0.03541 282 196 69 17
907 I was told it’s a great hike but with all this cloud cover there’s just not anything that interesting to see. 1.3652 0.03749 282 202 57 23
908 He said I could do better if I didn’t shave my legs. 1.3649 0.03721 285 204 58 23
909 This is humiliating for us. I bet he never even trained. 1.3649 0.03654 285 202 62 21
910 He has to go back up. He thinks he left his iPhone at the summit. 1.3649 0.03591 296 210 64 22
911 He's not the guy. He says his name is 'Yeto'. 1.3647 0.03759 266 188 59 19
912 I'm starting to think he's not a sherpa. 1.3647 0.03797 266 189 57 20
913 We look like tourists. 1.3646 0.03762 277 198 57 22
914 Can we leave our phones behind and connect with nature for once?" Good call Marty 1.3646 0.03660 288 205 61 22
915 What can I say, I have primitive taste. 1.3643 0.04016 269 198 44 27
916 Bigfoot is a no good, hairy vagrant who contributes nothing to -- he's right behind me, isn't he? 1.3643 0.03767 269 191 58 20
917 Oh yeah? Well, you wouldn't notice if a Yeti walked by! 1.3643 0.03628 280 197 64 19
918 Well that was a little anti-climatic. We still don't know the meaning of life. 1.3643 0.03666 291 208 60 23
919 He’s your uncle; you tell him to put some clothes on. 1.3640 0.04034 261 191 45 25
920 He mumbled something about "the wall" and kept going 1.3640 0.03885 261 187 53 21
921 We need to go back to the crevasse and take a left. 1.3640 0.03847 261 186 55 20
922 Sorry Dave, but you know what they say--big foot..." 1.3640 0.03966 283 210 43 30
923 I told him I was looking for a more evolved guy. 1.3640 0.03771 283 204 55 24
924 Just for once can I ask for directions? 1.3639 0.03702 294 212 57 25
925 It’s not you, it’s him. 1.3636 0.03710 286 205 58 23
926 Great. Now we've lost our guide. 1.3636 0.03808 286 208 52 26
927 You know, he was actually kinda bominable. 1.3636 0.03849 275 199 52 24
928 I didn't see HIM using a GPS 1.3636 0.03636 275 193 64 18
929 That was really insensitive, John. 1.3634 0.03553 322 233 61 28
930 He is going ahead to see if we can get a table by the window. 1.3633 0.03886 278 203 49 26
931 He's just going to get his camera so he can take a selfie with us." 1.3630 0.03592 303 217 62 24
932 Calling him abominable Jeffrey, doesn’t change the fact that he’s still president 1.3630 0.03912 303 228 40 35
933 I told you not to mention his small hands! 1.3630 0.03823 281 204 52 25
934 That nice hairy man said he would like to have us over for dinner tonight. 1.3630 0.03969 270 198 46 26
935 I’m sorry Brett. It’s been an amazing journey, but I just have to follow my heart. 1.3629 0.03866 259 185 54 20
936 You're imagining things. I'm not seeing anyone else. 1.3627 0.03694 284 203 59 22
937 I can in fact confirm that we are standing downwind. 1.3626 0.03599 262 181 67 14
938 I'm sorry, John. I have to follow my heart. 1.3626 0.03758 262 185 59 18
939 Yes, the Ice Man has cometh. 1.3625 0.03992 251 181 49 21
940 Is it possible that we are in a car insurance commercial? 1.3625 0.03912 251 179 53 19
941 Don't wait up. 1.3624 0.03507 298 210 68 20
942 He called me an abominable human being! 1.3624 0.03860 287 211 48 28
943 He said he thought we were unsubstantiated sightings 1.3623 0.03872 276 201 50 25
944 He said we could post a photo as long as we don’t tag him. 1.3623 0.03698 276 196 60 20
945 You know, it’d be a lot easier to find Bigfoot if we weren’t blind. 1.3621 0.04248 243 180 38 25
946 He was hoping we could give him directions. 1.3621 0.03505 290 203 69 18
947 Here's my idea: you follow him while I leave. 1.3620 0.03973 279 207 43 29
948 I’m going with him, he doesn’t need to stop all the time to ask for directions! 1.3619 0.03925 257 185 51 21
949 Of course he’s upset. ‘Sasquatch’ is a slur! The proper term is ‘Hirsute-American.’ 1.3618 0.04130 246 180 43 23
950 I told him that we already had plans for dinner. 1.3617 0.03642 282 200 62 20
951 That reminds me. You need to go in for another back waxing. 1.3617 0.03909 282 208 46 28
952 Sorry, Jorge, but size does matter. A lot. 1.3617 0.03909 282 208 46 28
953 He said to count to ten and try to find him again. 1.3616 0.03527 307 219 65 23
954 Yeah, I'm freezing, too! We should have sprung for the PolarFleece Xtreme suit like Gary did. 1.3613 0.04145 238 173 44 21
955 He could have asked for directions. Yeti didn't. 1.3613 0.03856 274 199 51 24
956 He said our footprint is bigger than his is now. 1.3613 0.03751 274 196 57 21
957 Can you believe it? He acted like he doesn’t even know us. 1.3612 0.03561 299 213 64 22
958 He just said "Yeti, set go!" and took off. 1.3611 0.04058 252 184 45 23
959 He said if we wanted a guru, we've climbed the wrong mountain. 1.3609 0.03598 302 217 61 24
960 For the eighth time, it’s abominable, not abdominal. 1.3609 0.03747 302 222 51 29
961 I haven'seen him since college. 1.3609 0.03716 266 188 60 18
962 What do you mean you forgot the camera Brad! 1.3608 0.03596 291 207 63 21
963 He said he wants a guaranteed $655 per day, $2,272 per week, 3.6% of distributor's gross receipts for television/cable, and, for video discs, 4.5% of the first million sold and 5.4% thereafter. Call his agent tomorrow when you are ready to sign. 1.3608 0.03661 291 209 59 23
964 OK, have it your way. You saw a yeti. 1.3608 0.03629 291 208 61 22
965 He says we're trespassing. 1.3607 0.03728 280 201 57 22
966 I wouldn't bother going all the way up. He says its lonely at the top. 1.3607 0.03858 244 172 56 16
967 He's a little touchy about the A-word. 1.3606 0.03687 269 190 61 18
968 At least he listens to me. 1.3606 0.04012 269 199 43 27
969 I'm sorry Ted, I'm leaving you for a real whatever he is. 1.3604 0.03562 283 199 66 18
970 More like the apathetic snowman to me 1.3604 0.03733 283 204 56 23
971 The heart wants what it wants. Good bye, Grayson. 1.3604 0.03666 283 202 60 21
972 See, even Sasquatch will stop and ask for directions! 1.3603 0.03875 272 198 50 24
973 She got offended when I called her the Abominable Snow-MAN 1.3603 0.03659 272 192 62 18
974 He's not exactly abominable...more like an antisocial climber. 1.3601 0.03738 286 207 55 24
975 We talked, and yeti, yeti, yeti, we're engaged. 1.3600 0.03751 250 175 60 15
976 Got anymore mushrooms? 1.3600 0.03879 275 201 49 25
977 He says that they're building a wall but we'll have to pay for it. 1.3600 0.03844 275 200 51 24
978 When you texted, "Yeti digress," was there supposed to be a comma? 1.3599 0.03869 289 214 46 29
979 He said, “get your camera out, you’re not going to believe the view!” 1.3599 0.03545 289 204 66 19
980 Oh really, Carl? What's more likely, that Bigfoot's standing behind me, or that I'm very high and we're standing in a Wendy's? 1.3599 0.03710 289 209 56 24
981 That's just great, Tom! You can find an imaginary snow beast but you still can't find the courage to get me a ring. 1.3598 0.03885 264 191 51 22
982 He said we're overdressed. 1.3597 0.04044 253 185 45 23
983 He's twice the man you'll ever be. 1.3596 0.03618 292 209 61 22
984 I'll tell you what I'm not going to do. I'm not going to go back down this damn hill and tell everyone I saw..."BIGFOOT"! 1.3596 0.03651 292 210 59 23
985 Closed, and he is on furlough. 1.3596 0.03743 267 190 58 19
986 He knows a great ramen place. And there's no wait." 1.3596 0.03667 267 188 62 17
987 I told you. He's sick of hearing about Trump. 1.3594 0.03751 281 203 55 23
988 So many doubt his existence--he just needed to feel validated. 1.3592 0.03655 284 203 60 21
989 Due to climate change, we're seeing a lot more yettis this time of the year. 1.3591 0.03743 259 183 59 17
990 He’s really not much for conversation but for 50 bucks, he’ll let you take a selfie with him at the summit. 1.3591 0.03337 298 206 77 15
991 He understands me. That’s why! 1.3591 0.03722 298 218 53 27
992 I 'm sorry Hans, he's just more equipped. 1.3590 0.03966 273 202 44 27
993 No internet connection! There is no point to any of this if we can't post it to social media! 1.3589 0.04062 248 181 45 22
994 He might be abominable but at least he's willing to take our relationship to the next level. 1.3588 0.03541 301 215 64 22
995 I.m leaving because at least HE isn't going to spend years figuring out if he wants to go back to graduate school or finally start a family. 1.3588 0.03510 301 214 66 21
996 next time...I pick the guide! 1.3588 0.03752 262 186 58 18
997 He says unless he gets the wall he's not coming down. 1.3588 0.04016 262 193 44 25
998 Melania finally did divorce him 1.3587 0.03901 276 203 47 26
999 I can't help myself, Stan. There's just something about Hairy. 1.3587 0.03620 276 195 63 18
1000 What did you expect after draining the swamp? 1.3586 0.03668 304 222 55 27
1001 You could've asked for directions. 1.3584 0.03734 279 201 56 22
1002 Really? This mountain, this light and you want a picture of HIM? 1.3584 0.03629 279 198 62 19
1003 Ask him what the Wi-Fi password is. 1.3584 0.03704 293 213 55 25
1004 No more arguing, I'm asking directions 1.3583 0.03493 307 219 66 22
1005 Footprints, no I don't recall seeing any footprints. Why? 1.3582 0.03567 282 199 65 18
1006 He will send us the selfie once he gets better reception. 1.3582 0.04001 282 212 39 31
1007 Well I’d walk away too if you kept calling me abominable. 1.3582 0.03740 282 204 55 23
1008 We see celebrities all the time in New York, what's the big deal here? 1.3581 0.03614 296 213 60 23
1009 I'm pregnant. 1.3581 0.03799 296 219 48 29
1010 So What. It's fur, and I want it. 1.3581 0.03528 310 223 63 24
1011 Oh, he was just asking if it was 2020 yet. 1.3579 0.03588 299 215 61 23
1012 Well, did you really think he would help after you called him abominable? 1.3577 0.03810 260 186 55 19
1013 Sorry Jerome, in this environment, size does matter! 1.3577 0.04110 260 194 39 27
1014 Yes, Michael, for the umpteenth time, I do think our guide does know what he's doing!" 1.3577 0.03810 260 186 55 19
1015 You just had to use the A-word, didn’t you? 1.3576 0.03532 302 216 64 22
1016 And Yet . . . I no longer find him abominable. 1.3574 0.03525 291 206 66 19
1017 Look, he's local & says he knows a good coffee place. I thought we agreed to 'not be tourists' on this trip... 1.3571 0.03689 280 201 58 21
1018 It's pretty hairy going up. Coming down not so much. 1.3571 0.03689 280 201 58 21
1019 He's pretty upset. He said he spotted me but no one believed him. 1.3568 0.03795 241 169 58 14
1020 He said he can't wait to tell his friends he met a real compassionate conservative in the wild. 1.3566 0.03831 286 211 48 27
1021 What? All I meant was, proportionally, his feet aren't that large. 1.3566 0.03764 272 196 55 21
1022 No one ever mentions the abominable snowballs. 1.3564 0.03733 303 224 50 29
1023 We’re wasting our time. I haven’t seen even one footprint. 1.3564 0.03540 289 205 65 19
1024 No, not a word. Just the cold shoulder. 1.3564 0.03770 275 199 54 22
1025 He said we should close our eyes, count to 100, then try to find him. 1.3563 0.03874 261 189 51 21
1026 For the last time - don't call him that. He is very sensitive about his foot size 1.3563 0.04024 261 193 43 25
1027 Of course he’s upset! How would you feel if I went around calling you ‘big nose’? 1.3563 0.03912 261 190 49 22
1028 He insists he’s not. 1.3563 0.03639 261 183 63 15
1029 ...But you had to have a no phone rule! 1.3562 0.03548 292 208 64 20
1030 'Take nothing but pictures, leave nothing but footprints,' was NOT what I was expecting. 1.3561 0.03741 278 201 55 22
1031 Thanks, Brad, I'll take it from here. 1.3561 0.03767 264 189 56 19
1032 I know how you hate to ask for directions. So I asked. And he said “follow me”. 1.3559 0.03780 281 205 52 24
1033 He says the media spin has gotten out of control and that he's really only an 'untidy' snowman. 1.3558 0.03661 267 189 61 17
1034 He my be abominable but he still has feelings. 1.3558 0.03622 267 188 63 16
1035 He's as lost as we are. 1.3557 0.03920 253 183 50 20
1036 Don't ask don't tell. 1.3556 0.03616 284 203 61 20
1037 Yes! Fondue at his place...and you said the locals were cold and distant. 1.3556 0.03718 284 206 55 23
1038 I'm not saying we've been climbing for ages, but he was entirely clean-shaven when we started. 1.3556 0.03671 270 192 60 18
1039 Larry I’m sorry ! Size does matter 1.3555 0.03927 256 186 49 21
1040 He called US the abominable ones. 1.3554 0.03851 287 213 46 28
1041 You know, it might just be the altitude. 1.3553 0.03716 273 196 57 20
1042 We dated in college. 1.3553 0.03858 273 200 49 24
1043 Well, now I feel overdressed. 1.3552 0.03777 259 185 56 18
1044 This tour guide is unbelievable. 1.3552 0.03855 259 187 52 20
1045 It's okay. He said the mountain is "clothing optional." 1.3552 0.03489 259 178 70 11
1046 I guess it's true what they say about big feet. 1.3552 0.03759 290 213 51 26
1047 He said dinner is at 7:00, and 'all paleo' is just a stereotype. 1.3551 0.03896 276 204 46 26
1048 Stop interrupting!! For you, there's never a good time to discuss our relationship! 1.3551 0.03652 276 197 60 19
1049 Jimmy, I'm sorry, but you know what they say about big feet. 1.3549 0.03762 293 216 50 27
1050 He says he gets that a lot. 1.3548 0.03798 279 204 51 24
1051 At least he knows where he’s going...” 1.3548 0.03218 341 241 79 21
1052 Apparently, mistaking Yeti for Sasquatch is a no-no. 1.3547 0.03480 296 210 67 19
1053 He said, "Don't eat the yellow snow." 1.3547 0.03793 265 191 54 20
1054 He said that Donald Trump is a con man and its obvious that he had conspired with Russia to rig the 2016 election. He's optimistic because he can see how sharp and tough Nancy Pelosi is and he hopes to see the entire Trump family put in jail. 1.3547 0.04118 265 200 36 29
1055 Please make your father put some pants on! 1.3546 0.03835 282 208 48 26
1056 Do you think he'd take our picture? 1.3546 0.03802 282 207 50 25
1057 He says he's been designated acting interior secretary. 1.3545 0.03796 299 223 46 30
1058 I can’t belive he’s wearing real fur, I let him know I just called PETA. 1.3545 0.03800 268 194 53 21
1059 He wants to be called the Indomitable Snowman from now on. 1.3544 0.03639 285 205 59 21
1060 He's not making foot prints because he's an illusion. What's our excuse? 1.3544 0.03740 285 208 53 24
1061 We can't all be real. 1.3543 0.03986 254 186 46 22
1062 Seriously? In Aspen? 1.3542 0.03734 271 195 56 20
1063 No-- it's average size . 1.3540 0.04016 274 206 39 29
1064 Just gave me the cold shoulder. 1.3537 0.03394 294 206 72 16
1065 No! I'm going to ask for directions! 1.3537 0.03625 294 213 58 23
1066 'Abominable?' Really? It's 2019, Jim. 1.3536 0.03542 280 198 65 17
1067 This is the LAST time you pick the guide! 1.3536 0.03649 280 201 59 20
1068 He said, if he's so abominable, find yourself another sherpa, pal. 1.3534 0.03587 283 202 62 19
1069 We need to get our stories straight by the time we get back down" 1.3534 0.03587 283 202 62 19
1070 He said the "abominable" thing is just a racist stereotype 1.3532 0.03751 269 194 55 20
1071 How was I supposed to know? I thought they liked being called abominable! 1.3529 0.03774 255 182 56 17
1072 He wanted to know if we were developers. 1.3529 0.03794 272 198 52 22
1073 Look at me when I'm talking! Don't you realize how unique I am in your life? 1.3529 0.03830 272 199 50 23
1074 What do you have against asking for directions? 1.3527 0.03729 275 199 55 21
1075 "You've gone and hurt his feelings. Why did you have to mention the size of his hands?" 1.3527 0.03729 275 199 55 21
1076 We met on Sasquatch.com! 1.3525 0.03678 295 216 54 25
1077 Yeti, she persisted... 1.3525 0.03832 295 221 44 30
1078 He said we could take a selfie with him, but first he had to get dressed. 1.3525 0.03484 278 195 68 15
1079 I found him quite pleasant, not abominable at all. 1.3525 0.03981 261 193 44 24
1080 He says the view is not worth the climb. 1.3525 0.03792 261 188 54 19
1081 It's not a yeti, it's Bigfoot, and he's as lost as we are. 1.3523 0.03948 264 195 45 24
1082 "Do you think we can ask about Elvis?" 1.3522 0.03941 247 179 49 19
1083 I want a divorce and yes, there is someone else. 1.3521 0.03746 284 208 52 24
1084 Though I warned him not to continue, Yeti persisted. 1.3521 0.03617 267 189 62 16
1085 Well yes, if you must know...size does matter. 1.3520 0.03988 250 183 46 21
1086 He says he's the new Chief of Staff 1.3519 0.03783 287 212 49 26
1087 I'm sorry, but foot size really does matter. 1.3519 0.03718 287 210 53 24
1088 I'm sorry you came all this way John, but he loves me, hairy armpits and all. 1.3519 0.03884 270 199 47 24
1089 I suddenly find you inadequate as a man. 1.3519 0.03665 270 193 59 18
1090 Did you bring your grainy camera? 1.3519 0.03849 270 198 49 23
1091 Would it kill him to wear underwear. 1.3517 0.03786 290 215 48 27
1092 Go ahead. You always wanted a man cave. 1.3517 0.03722 290 213 52 25
1093 Not only does he have a big foot... 1.3516 0.03888 273 202 46 25
1094 I said it a dozen times on the way up. He’s Abominable, not Deplorable! 1.3514 0.03753 276 201 53 22
1095 Sorry, Tim. Turns out he's totally bominable. 1.3514 0.03753 276 201 53 22
1096 Yeah, Bob, he may be abominable but he's not deplorable like you. 1.3514 0.03466 313 226 64 23
1097 It’s not you, John. I just like hairy men. 1.3514 0.03850 259 188 51 20
1098 He feels unseen. 1.3514 0.04039 259 193 41 25
1099 He came out of hiding to run for 2020, says 'he definitely has a shot in this political environment'. 1.3514 0.03927 259 190 47 22
1100 So much for solitude. 1.3513 0.03724 279 203 54 22
1101 Call me crazy, but sometimes you act like I don't exist. 1.3513 0.03724 279 203 54 22
1102 He’s in training. Full ride next year at Alabama. 1.3511 0.03730 282 206 53 23
1103 It’s disheartening to learn that people don’t believe in you. 1.3510 0.03833 245 175 54 16
1104 He happens to be very sensitive about his appearance, but you wouldn't know anything about that would you. 1.3509 0.03634 285 206 58 21
1105 Oh my God! It's not a myth! It's true what they say about big feet! 1.3509 0.03735 285 209 52 24
1106 He asked if I knew if there were any good reason to go down into civilization. 1.3509 0.03600 285 205 60 20
1107 He says the best ascent is up the north ridge, but then again, he doesn't exist! 1.3508 0.03843 248 178 53 17
1108 He said he's actually the sweet one in the family but that his brother IS quite abominable. 1.3507 0.03487 268 187 68 13
1109 He's not abominable, he's just a Republican. 1.3507 0.03739 288 212 51 25
1110 He's grouchy ; but he runs an outstanding bed and breakfast. 1.3506 0.03728 271 196 55 20
1111 One more time---we broke up years ago 1.3506 0.03728 271 196 55 20
1112 Are you sure it's not him? Let me see that photo again. 1.3503 0.03556 294 212 61 21
1113 I don't know. I don't speak Yetish. 1.3503 0.03588 294 213 59 22
1114 Now that’s a snowsuit. 1.3502 0.03541 257 179 66 12
1115 I'm sorry Chad, but I need a man that doesn't wear a puffy jacket. 1.3502 0.03599 277 198 61 18
1116 He’s upset, Charles. I would be too if you called me abominable. 1.3502 0.03498 297 213 64 20
1117 Did you really have to ask him for a selfie? 1.3500 0.03678 280 203 56 21
1118 He said he was still with Trump no matter what the Mueller report says. 1.3498 0.03752 283 208 51 24
1119 The summit is closed due to the government shutdown 1.3498 0.03851 283 211 45 27
1120 He said, " You don't know what it means to be lost " 1.3498 0.03768 263 190 54 19
1121 I know you care about me, but he makes me a better person 1.3495 0.03564 289 208 61 20
1122 Actually,his manners were impeccable. 1.3495 0.03496 289 206 65 18
1123 The only thing that’s abominable, Jonathan, is your manners. 1.3494 0.03783 269 196 52 21
1124 He looks like someone we could ask for directions 1.3494 0.03633 269 192 60 17
1125 He asked me if I had a sister. 1.3494 0.03783 269 196 52 21
1126 I know. But he says he knows a short cut. 1.3494 0.03745 249 177 57 15
1127 Once, again, no camera! 1.3494 0.03617 312 231 53 28
1128 he said there's a Starbuck's just a bit further up. 1.3493 0.03604 292 212 58 22
1129 John, that man isn't wearing any pants. 1.3493 0.03717 272 197 55 20
1130 Why would you say that? I told you he was sensitive! 1.3491 0.03688 275 199 56 20
1131 I didn't find him the least bit abominable. 1.3491 0.03615 275 197 60 18
1132 O.M.G. I thought you said you were going hiking with Betty! 1.3491 0.03829 275 203 48 24
1133 He says he’s got some timeshare opportunities for us. 1.3491 0.03829 275 203 48 24
1134 I'm beginning to think this guy's not a real Sherpa 1.3490 0.03768 255 183 55 17
1135 « He only needs 5,000 steps to reach his goal. » 1.3489 0.03695 278 202 55 21
1136 His accent is pretty hard to understand, but I've enjoyed the tour so far. 1.3488 0.03817 258 187 52 19
1137 It's all right, he says he is just a hallucination caused by low oxygen. 1.3487 0.03976 261 194 43 24
1138 He wanted to sell us a timeshare." 1.3486 0.03774 284 210 49 25
1139 It's nothing personal Chad. He's just more genuine than you. 1.3485 0.03869 264 194 48 22
1140 He told me to go back down - there is nothing to see here... 1.3485 0.03906 264 195 46 23
1141 That Duluth underwear DOES look comfortable. 1.3485 0.04086 264 200 36 28
1142 Well, at least he’d never leave his underwear on the bathroom floor! 1.3485 0.03678 264 189 58 17
1143 Definitely not 'abominable.' He was actually quite pleasant 1.3484 0.03545 287 206 62 19
1144 I thought it would be bigger. 1.3484 0.03545 310 227 58 25
1145 His friends don't think we exist, so he's getting a lump of charcoal to draw us. 1.3483 0.03838 267 196 49 22
1146 I forgot the camera. 1.3483 0.03718 290 214 51 25
1147 He took my picture! 1.3480 0.04023 250 185 43 22
1148 Oddly enough, he IS dressed for it. 1.3480 0.03848 273 202 47 24
1149 Yes, he is abominable! But he has good health insurance and he. adores Ruth Bader Ginsberg! 1.3480 0.03741 273 199 53 21
1150 He was trying to seek asylum. Bad timing! Poor guy. 1.3480 0.03756 296 221 47 28
1151 What do you mean you FORGOT to charge the camera? 1.3478 0.03574 299 218 58 23
1152 You promised there wouldn’t be anyone else on this trail! 1.3478 0.03783 276 203 50 23
1153 He says he knows where the best wi-fi spot is. 1.3477 0.03754 279 205 51 23
1154 He's getting a fourth for bridge. 1.3477 0.03719 279 204 53 22
1155 And get this, he's got a hot spot for internet. 1.3475 0.03656 282 205 56 21
1156 He said no to the selfie but otherwise seemed nice. 1.3475 0.03561 259 182 64 13
1157 It's just funny you're willing to follow anyone but me. 1.3475 0.03765 259 187 54 18
1158 Well, I can definitely verify the Yeti is a HE. 1.3474 0.03560 308 226 57 25
1159 So great that your aversion to asking for directions works across species. 1.3474 0.03697 285 209 53 23
1160 Yet he persists 1.3474 0.03595 285 206 59 20
1161 It's not you, it's me. Well, it's me and Bigfoot. 1.3473 0.03656 262 187 59 16
1162 I'm leaving with him. And no, it has nothing to do with the size of his feet. 1.3473 0.03774 262 190 53 19
1163 Is it just me or does our Sherpa have really big feet? 1.3473 0.03812 262 191 51 20
1164 Oddly, he doesn't leave footprints. 1.3473 0.03385 311 223 68 20
1165 Well, it's not the view I was expecting... 1.3472 0.03636 288 210 56 22
1166 He prefers Indomitable to Abominable... . And, most of all he hates being called Abdominal. 1.3472 0.03431 288 204 68 16
1167 All he said was ‘Goodbye’, and then mumbled something about ‘The Ascent Of Man’. 1.3471 0.03770 291 217 47 27
1168 If I found him, I can find the trail. 1.3471 0.03510 291 209 63 19
1169 He's less abominable than I had anticipated. 1.3468 0.03428 297 212 67 18
1170 He said to forget evolution, he was forging ahead without us. 1.3466 0.04126 251 189 37 25
1171 Sure, his manners aren't perfect. But abominable? 1.3466 0.03763 251 180 55 16
1172 He didn’t like my calling him Herr Suit. 1.3465 0.03631 303 224 53 26
1173 He said he dropped the "Abominable" years ago. 1.3464 0.03638 280 203 57 20
1174 We agreed to remain friends. 1.3464 0.03359 306 218 70 18
1175 Yeti or not, here we come! 1.3463 0.03814 283 211 46 26
1176 No, I didn't sleep with him. I just used him as a blanket. 1.3462 0.04020 260 195 40 25
1177 He said we're going the wrong way.." 1.3462 0.03652 286 209 55 22
1178 What if I DO think his butt's cuter than yours? 1.3462 0.03480 286 204 65 17
1179 Abominable is derogatory Steve! 1.3460 0.03525 289 208 62 19
1180 He'd like to know why Mad Men was canceled. 1.3459 0.03694 266 192 56 18
1181 He said he’s looking for the illusive human. 1.3457 0.03777 269 197 51 21
1182 He said he's not interested in being proven to exist. He thrives on the debate. 1.3457 0.03627 269 193 59 17
1183 You say hirsute and I say hairsuit. What's the big deal? 1.3457 0.03404 324 236 64 24
1184 I told you not to mention Bigfoot. --Now he's going to pout the rest of the way up! 1.3456 0.03819 272 201 48 23
1185 Well if you won't ask him for directions than I will! 1.3456 0.03711 272 198 54 20
1186 He said he can’t take our picture. Something about the federal furlough. 1.3456 0.03747 272 199 52 21
1187 Nice fella. He says to follow him and he'll have us for dinner. 1.3456 0.03674 272 197 56 19
1188 He says he prefers the path less travelled. 1.3455 0.03646 301 223 52 26
1189 He’s our Uber to the summit. 1.3455 0.03754 275 202 51 22
1190 He says three's a crowd. I'll see you back at base camp. 1.3455 0.03754 275 202 51 22
1191 He says he needs a wall to keep riffraff off the summit. 1.3455 0.03754 275 202 51 22
1192 Are you sure there's nothing odd about our tour guide? 1.3453 0.03725 278 204 52 22
1193 How gullible do you think I am. I am blind,Karen, not stupid 1.3453 0.03619 278 201 58 19
1194 Actually, he's really pretty "ominable" once you get him talking. 1.3453 0.03505 307 224 60 23
1195 Yet he left 1.3451 0.03867 284 214 42 28
1196 I hope you're still proud of your "tech-free" vacation! 1.3450 0.03889 258 190 47 21
1197 For once your hesitancy of asking locals for directions might actually be justified. 1.3449 0.03540 287 207 61 19
1198 You forgot to charge the phone?!” 1.3449 0.03773 287 214 47 26
1199 He says it's a pretty hairy climb from here on out... 1.3448 0.03857 261 192 48 21
1200 I said I would marry you if the Yeti was walking with the tooth fairy! 1.3447 0.03863 264 195 47 22
1201 Okay, now that he took off his clothes I can see why you'd think our guide is a Yeti. 1.3447 0.03750 264 192 53 19
1202 You know what they say about guys with big feet- well that’s a myth. 1.3447 0.03788 264 193 51 20
1203 He's going back for his Non-disclosure Agreement. 1.3446 0.03751 296 222 46 28
1204 Another fur-loughed park ranger... 1.3446 0.03563 296 216 58 22
1205 No, no, that's just Big Dave. He's been running the nudist colony up the hill for about a decade now. 1.3446 0.03605 267 191 60 16
1206 I bet he does sas-squats. 1.3444 0.03979 270 204 39 27
1207 Have you ever thought about growing a beard? 1.3444 0.03728 270 197 53 20
1208 As far as I'm concerned he's ancient history 1.3443 0.03626 273 197 58 18
1209 He said three's a crowd 1.3442 0.03671 276 201 55 20
1210 He's a bit brusque. But certainly not abominable. 1.3441 0.03536 279 200 62 17
1211 Yeti, schmeti, you were supposed to bring the damn camera. 1.3440 0.04016 250 186 42 22
1212 If it looks like the Donald, walks like the Donald, and smells like the Donald, then it probably is a Sasquatch. 1.3440 0.03886 282 213 41 28
1213 We can never tell your Uncle he was right, we'll never hear the end of it. 1.3439 0.03982 253 188 43 22
1214 Stand back. I'm here to interview him for the White House chief of staff position... everyone else on the planet has refused. 1.3439 0.03725 285 211 50 24
1215 When I said bring the Yeti, I meant the thermos... 1.3438 0.03495 288 207 63 18
1216 I don't know if he was insulted by "Abominable" or "Snowman". 1.3438 0.03564 288 209 59 20
1217 Well that's a letdown. For some reason I thought his feet would be bigger. 1.3438 0.03495 288 207 63 18
1218 What did I tell you -- "layers." 1.3436 0.03401 291 207 68 16
1219 You just had to call him "abominable. 1.3435 0.03513 294 213 61 20
1220 .....wonder if he knows the Summit Meeting was cancelled" 1.3435 0.03729 262 190 54 18
1221 Abominable? I found him rather nice. 1.3434 0.03553 297 217 58 22
1222 You're the one that claims to be so evolved 1.3434 0.03488 297 215 62 20
1223 Mr. Yeti said that if we want a selfie at the summit with him AND the snow leopard, we are going to have to upgrade to the Platinum Package... Leslie Hardin Summit, New Jersey 1.3434 0.03700 265 192 55 18
1224 He said to turn around or he's shutting down The Himalayas and building a wall. 1.3434 0.03814 265 195 49 21
1225 He didn't seem all that abominable. 1.3433 0.03515 268 190 64 14
1226 Frankly, Josh, I'm fine with you skipping the testosterone therapy. 1.3432 0.03534 303 222 58 23
1227 I told him it's just a legend, but he wants to check for himself. 1.3432 0.03753 271 199 51 21
1228 I'm sorry, Peter, but I must leave you because I've come to realize that size does matter. 1.3431 0.03630 306 228 51 27
1229 I swear, Peter, nothing happened. 1.3431 0.03615 274 198 58 18
1230 Why don't you ever wanna ask for directions? 1.3431 0.03724 274 201 52 21
1231 Look, we can't give a dollar to everyone! 1.3429 0.03525 280 201 62 17
1232 We're in luck! He said he'll be right back with some toothpaste. 1.3429 0.03452 280 199 66 15
1233 He'll be back after he meets his 10,000-step goal. 1.3429 0.03668 280 205 54 21
1234 He said,"Don't overthink it." 1.3428 0.03268 318 227 73 18
1235 You can't just call him that, Jim. 1.3428 0.03571 283 205 59 19
1236 Our guide is a natural. 1.3428 0.03674 283 208 53 22
1237 He asked if we'd encountered anything unusual on the way up. I said not yeti and he took off in a huff. 1.3426 0.03798 251 182 52 17
1238 I see your mother is joining us. 1.3426 0.03963 251 186 44 21
1239 It's not you, it's the cargo pants. 1.3426 0.03485 289 208 63 18
1240 He may be abominable, but at least he puts the seat down. 1.3424 0.03737 257 186 54 17
1241 He was on the short list to replace Pruitt at EPA, but the President decided he wasn’t abominable enough. 1.3424 0.04049 257 194 38 25
1242 Sorry, Trent. At this point in my life, I need someone who is more upwardly mobile. 1.3424 0.03536 295 215 59 21
1243 So what’s the big surprise you have for me? 1.3423 0.03864 260 192 47 21
1244 Because he gets me! In ways you will never understand! And stop calling him "Bigfoot". 1.3422 0.03678 263 190 56 17
1245 Look, I know he may not be a conventional tour-guide, but hey, he takes Amex. 1.3422 0.03756 263 192 52 19
1246 You left your phone at base camp?! 1.3422 0.03672 301 225 49 27
1247 I'm HIS service animal. He calls me "Not Yeti." 1.3421 0.03912 266 199 43 24
1248 I thought you said we'd have the summit to ourselves. 1.3421 0.03688 266 193 55 18
1249 Just had to say the A-word, didn't you? 1.3420 0.03880 269 201 44 24
1250 Who knew he was sensitive about his body hair? 1.3419 0.03594 272 196 59 17
1251 He asked me for directions 1.3419 0.03631 272 197 57 18
1252 I don't understand why men refuse to ask for directions. 1.3418 0.03604 275 199 58 18
1253 Considering the size of his feet, I wasn't all that impressed. 1.3417 0.03754 278 206 49 23
1254 You are both behaving abominably. 1.3417 0.03789 278 207 47 24
1255 Well how was I supposed to know he's sensitive about the size of his feet? 1.3416 0.03883 243 177 49 17
1256 He said no photos - he’s still unhappy about the whole “abominable “ thing. 1.3415 0.03764 284 212 47 25
1257 You promised your mother wouldn't come this time! 1.3415 0.03735 287 214 48 25
1258 He just wished you'd asked before taking a picture 1.3413 0.03616 293 216 54 23
1259 He said he doesn't believe in climate change. 1.3413 0.03648 293 217 52 24
1260 He just asked me what time it was. 1.3413 0.03584 293 215 56 22
1261 He said he's sorry, but this is something he has to do alone. 1.3412 0.03755 255 185 53 17
1262 Don't feel so insecure, he had small hands. 1.3412 0.03836 255 187 49 19
1263 I didn't see what? 1.3411 0.03765 258 188 52 18
1264 He said it's over, stop texting. 1.3411 0.03725 258 187 54 17
1265 Should I ask if he'll take our picture? 1.3411 0.03539 302 222 57 23
1266 You didn't think 'abominable' was offensive?! 1.3411 0.03445 302 219 63 20
1267 I told you he wouldn't care about your bucket list. 1.3410 0.03390 305 220 66 19
1268 He said he knows the area 1.3409 0.03666 264 191 56 17
1269 At least he puts the toilet seat down! 1.3409 0.04040 264 201 36 27
1270 Of all things, you had to ask about his small hands? 1.3407 0.03802 273 203 47 23
1271 I don't like where this is going. 1.3407 0.03545 273 196 61 16
1272 I told him I was married 1.3407 0.03766 273 202 49 22
1273 Oh, yeah? Well, you're insufferable! 1.3407 0.03620 273 198 57 18
1274 I have dedicated my whole life to funding him, but I wasn’t expecting him to invite us back for coffee. 1.3407 0.03468 273 194 65 14
1275 I asked if he’d summited and he said not Yeti. 1.3406 0.03593 276 200 58 18
1276 Well if you're not going to the top with me, I know someone ELSE who is. 1.3406 0.03556 276 199 60 17
1277 He's putting up a wall and closing the border. 1.3406 0.03875 276 208 42 26
1278 He says he knows a shortcut. What do you think? 1.3405 0.03419 279 198 67 14
1279 Try “adorable” snowman next time 1.3404 0.03576 282 205 58 19
1280 Big butt is more like it. 1.3404 0.03748 282 210 48 24
1281 Did you have to mention the size of his feet?! 1.3404 0.03815 282 212 44 26
1282 Extremely rare, I'd say. He's never heard of Donald Trump. 1.3404 0.03576 282 205 58 19
1283 Wouldn’t an acid trip have been easier? 1.3404 0.03686 285 211 51 23
1284 What’s his deal? All I asked was if he’d take our picture. 1.3404 0.03550 285 207 59 19
1285 He wanted to know where I got my hiking boots. 1.3403 0.03490 288 208 62 18
1286 Now can we go home 1.3402 0.03664 291 216 51 24
1287 I wouldn't say 'abominable.' I'd say 'rough-hewn.' 1.3402 0.03465 291 210 63 18
1288 I told you we should have asked for directions sooner. 1.3402 0.03465 291 210 63 18
1289 "Well, that 'myth' happens to be our sherpa and he's very sensitive about his feet." 1.3402 0.03499 291 211 61 19
1290 Great, Todd. Now even the Yeti is leaving! 1.3401 0.03606 294 217 54 23
1291 He’s actually quite amiable. 1.3401 0.03441 294 212 64 18
1292 He seemed quite pleasant. Not at all abominable. 1.3401 0.03474 294 213 62 19
1293 Big deal! I’d be much more excited by the existence of a snack bar right now. 1.3401 0.03661 247 176 58 13
1294 He's moving to higher ground, citing habitat destruction and climate change. 1.3401 0.03483 297 216 61 20
1295 I think I know why our guide was so cheap. 1.3401 0.03384 297 213 67 17
1296 He looks like he knows where he's going. Let's follow him. 1.3400 0.03491 300 219 60 21
1297 I still cannot believe you found this Sherpa on Yelp - he's amazing!! 1.3399 0.03371 303 218 67 18
1298 He asked us to turn down the heat. 1.3399 0.03474 306 224 60 22
1299 There's something off about our Sherpa. 1.3398 0.03575 256 182 61 13
1300 From here on, it's clothing optional. 1.3397 0.03603 262 188 59 15
1301 Think he'd be offended if I asked him to take our photo? 1.3396 0.03808 265 196 48 21
1302 I've found someone else. 1.3396 0.03575 265 190 60 15
1303 It's the big feet that make his hands look small. 1.3396 0.03777 268 198 49 21
1304 Guess what, Travis. I think YOU'RE abominable. 1.3395 0.03711 271 199 52 20
1305 He says another 2000 feet and then it's all down hill. 1.3395 0.03748 271 200 50 21
1306 He was lost. 1.3395 0.03748 271 200 50 21
1307 A better plan?? How about down? 1.3394 0.03496 274 196 63 15
1308 I recognized the face but couldn’t remember his name. 1.3394 0.03317 277 194 72 11
1309 I don't think he's going to be happy when he gets to the top and sees that we pooped in his cave. 1.3393 0.03556 280 203 59 18
1310 I told him “no thanks, I have Google Maps.” 1.3393 0.03556 280 203 59 18
1311 Wow! I guess the Paleo diet really works. 1.3393 0.03556 280 203 59 18
1312 He’s just a friend. 1.3393 0.03409 280 199 67 14
1313 So much for the legend - his feet seem perfectly proportional to me. 1.3393 0.03697 280 207 51 22
1314 Apparently we misgendered the Abominable Snow Man 1.3392 0.03600 283 207 56 20
1315 Ignore him, he's trying to get his 10,000 steps before dinner 1.3391 0.03648 289 214 52 23
1316 Actually, I found him quite personable. 1.3391 0.03548 289 211 58 20
1317 He says it's not me, it's him. 1.3390 0.03489 292 212 61 19
1318 When you say abominable, he hears unlovable. 1.3389 0.03575 301 223 54 24
1319 All I could make out was "Get off my lawn!". 1.3388 0.03526 307 227 56 24
1320 I thought the hair was supposed to be thinner up here. 1.3387 0.03448 313 230 60 23
1321 He said this trail is closed until Trump caves on the wall. 1.3385 0.03972 260 196 40 24
1322 He said there is nothing to see up here. 1.3384 0.03788 263 194 49 20
1323 He says that we are a figment of his imagination. 1.3383 0.03978 266 202 38 26
1324 I'm sorry, but I need to be with someone who understands my needs. 1.3383 0.03833 266 198 46 22
1325 His New Years resolution is 20,000 steps a day. 1.3383 0.03615 269 195 57 17
1326 Abominable? Really, Jim? Really 1.3382 0.03663 272 199 54 19
1327 Huh, I thought he’d have bigger feet. 1.3382 0.03447 275 196 65 14
1328 I thought it was just going to be the two of us this time. 1.3381 0.03643 278 204 54 20
1329 It’s just “Snowman”. How would you like it if I always referred to you as Abominable Ralph? 1.3380 0.03555 284 207 58 19
1330 He's a lot less expensive than a Sherpa. 1.3380 0.03448 284 204 64 16
1331 I told you-they don’t like to be called ‘abominable’ anymore. 1.3380 0.03563 287 210 57 20
1332 He said to get off his yard. 1.3378 0.03297 299 213 71 15
1333 Nope. I didn't see anything either. 1.3378 0.03528 299 220 57 22
1334 There goes another furloughed park ranger. 1.3378 0.03398 299 216 65 18
1335 I can't believe you used the a-word. 1.3377 0.03385 305 221 65 19
1336 OK, Big Shot! You follow him to his cave to see his “etchings!” 1.3377 0.03486 308 227 58 23
1337 Uncle Bill loves to scare the crap out of mountain climbers. 1.3376 0.03521 311 231 55 25
1338 He wants us to wait , he's dropped his sunglasses. 1.3375 0.03954 240 177 45 18
1339 He said he'll lead us to the summit as long as we don't tell the National Enquirer. 1.3374 0.03970 246 183 43 20
1340 I think he said, "It's 5 o'clock somewhere." 1.3373 0.03870 255 189 46 20
1341 Ignore him. He doesn't like to be noticed. 1.3372 0.03689 261 190 54 17
1342 He didn't have a phone charger either 1.3371 0.03738 264 194 51 19
1343 He said, "Get off my lawn!" 1.3371 0.03783 267 198 48 21
1344 That's all he said? "Humans exist." 1.3371 0.03553 267 192 60 15
1345 No, YOU’RE abominable! 1.3371 0.03746 267 197 50 20
1346 Hey hey! Eyes over here! 1.3371 0.03553 267 192 60 15
1347 No", he said, "Not yeti." . . 1.3370 0.03790 270 201 47 22
1348 I told you my ex was a wild one. 1.3370 0.03790 270 201 47 22
1349 I asked him and he said,"Because it's there." 1.3370 0.03604 270 196 57 17
1350 He doesn't say much, but he's the best Sherpa we ever had. 1.3370 0.03688 273 201 52 20
1351 He said he left his car in the upper parking lot 1.3370 0.03614 273 199 56 18
1352 He asked me if I had any conditioner. 1.3370 0.03724 273 202 50 21
1353 I would say that greeting a Yeti as Bigfoot qualifies us as ugly Americans. 1.3370 0.03836 276 208 43 25
1354 Yeti or not there he goes. 1.3370 0.03660 276 203 53 20
1355 The Brooklyn beard craze is spreading. 1.3370 0.03624 276 202 55 19
1356 I told you not to call him "abominable" to his face. 1.3370 0.03624 276 202 55 19
1357 Make sure there's nothing in the background when you take the picture. 1.3369 0.03450 279 200 64 15
1358 ...f**kin' tourists... 1.3369 0.03839 279 211 42 26
1359 How was I supposed to know it's insensitive to ask if he's related to Big Foot? 1.3369 0.03524 279 202 60 17
1360 The government shutdown is awful for sure ... but this volunteer tour guide is fantastic. 1.3369 0.03743 282 211 47 24
1361 He made a pass at me and you just stood there. 1.3368 0.03620 288 213 53 22
1362 Sorry. You know what they say about big feet. 1.3368 0.03719 288 216 47 25
1363 The bastard just farted and kept walking. 1.3368 0.03752 288 217 45 26
1364 You didn't have to be so rude, he was just asking to borrow your cell phone. 1.3368 0.03561 291 214 56 21
1365 Now's a good time to start our descent. 1.3367 0.03401 294 212 65 17
1366 Let him play through, he's a regular. 1.3367 0.03445 297 216 62 19
1367 That's all right -- he doesn't believe in you, either." --Stephen West, Laurel, Marylan 1.3367 0.03378 297 214 66 17
1368 Well, he's not abominable to me! Go home, Jack 1.3360 0.03639 253 182 57 14
1369 I told him no pants, no cocoa. 1.3360 0.03849 253 187 47 19
1370 How would you like it if I called you abominable? 1.3359 0.03677 262 191 54 17
1371 Can we just ask a local for directions? 1.3359 0.03596 262 189 58 15
1372 He said to turn back; the conditions up there are abominable. 1.3358 0.03529 265 190 61 14
1373 Well, that explains the dimensions of what we found in the out house! 1.3358 0.03648 265 193 55 17
1374 My ex. He is abominable. 1.3358 0.03845 268 201 44 23
1375 Look he's not an ideal guide but he really knows the mountains. 1.3358 0.03734 268 198 50 20
1376 There's always somebody who shows off with no proper equipment or clothes. 1.3358 0.03640 274 201 54 19
1377 Asking him to 'play through' was a great idea. 1.3357 0.03613 277 203 55 19
1378 so apparently it's just a myth about foot size for men 1.3357 0.03755 277 207 47 23
1379 I thought he'd be taller. 1.3357 0.03559 283 207 57 19
1380 And WHY, exactly, didn't you ask him for directions...? 1.3357 0.03664 283 210 51 22
1381 I told you we were overdressed. 1.3357 0.03319 286 203 70 13
1382 Notice how he leaves no trace? 1.3357 0.03568 286 210 56 20
1383 I'm sorry John, but you know what they say about big feet... 1.3356 0.03740 289 218 45 26
1384 I think he knows the way 1.3356 0.03508 289 211 59 19
1385 Hands are smaller then you’d think. 1.3356 0.03517 292 214 58 20
1386 I swear, I've never seen him before in my life. 1.3356 0.03435 298 217 62 19
1387 John, sometimes YOU have to ask for directions. 1.3355 0.03484 304 224 58 22
1388 That's it--I'm asking for directions! 1.3355 0.03576 304 227 52 25
1389 No, you are the one who spends too much time on their phone instead of watching what is going on around them. 1.3355 0.03515 304 225 56 23
1390 Next time can you hire a Yeti that speaks English? 1.3346 0.03876 254 189 45 20
1391 I told you we were going the right way. 1.3346 0.03637 266 194 55 17
1392 I don't care if there are 10 Big Feet behind me! 1.3346 0.03789 266 198 47 21
1393 I asked if we found the abominable snowman. He said, “Not Yeti.” 1.3346 0.03827 266 199 45 22
1394 He finished with, “Say you never saw me.” 1.3346 0.03722 269 199 50 20
1395 It’s true what they say: big feet, big... 1.3346 0.03838 272 205 43 24
1396 Honestly, the only abominable thing was his breath 1.3345 0.03402 275 196 66 13
1397 No pics. He has strict image and licensing control to avoid brand dilution from commercial over-exposure. 1.3345 0.03610 281 207 54 20
1398 He asked us to pay for a wall. 1.3345 0.03714 281 210 48 23
1399 Don't worry, no one will believe he reached the summit first. 1.3345 0.03645 281 208 52 21
1400 Oh Great. Now I'm a Bigfoot believer. 1.3345 0.03575 281 206 56 19
1401 Why don't men ask for directions when they're lost? 1.3345 0.03418 287 207 64 16
1402 He won't talk to anyone but CNN. 1.3345 0.03346 287 205 68 14
1403 Jeez, sometimes it's like I'm invisible or something. 1.3345 0.03488 287 209 60 18
1404 Let's cancel next week's trip to Loch Ness. 1.3344 0.03490 299 220 58 21
1405 He's incredibly sensitive. How could you? 1.3344 0.03617 299 224 50 25
1406 Well, I’d be offended too if a stranger called me ‘abominable’. 1.3344 0.03393 299 217 64 18
1407 Relax. At this altitude hallucinations aren't that unusual. 1.3344 0.03337 302 218 67 17
1408 All it said was 'Yeti or not, here I come' " 1.3333 0.03563 294 218 54 22
1409 He says he knows the way to a bathroom. 1.3333 0.03626 279 206 53 20
1410 He says we're mythical. 1.3333 0.03555 291 215 55 21
1411 Was that necessary? Did you have to call him abominable? 1.3333 0.03533 273 198 59 16
1412 Evolution? We can’t even keep up with him. 1.3333 0.03790 273 205 45 23
1413 Apparently abominable is a trigger word. 1.3333 0.03418 312 230 60 22
1414 More like adorable snowman. 1.3333 0.03425 267 190 65 12
1415 You clearly offended him by calling him Bigfoot. I believe ‘Yeti’ is the appropriate term. 1.3333 0.03372 288 207 66 15
1416 He'll guide us, but he only takes Bitcoin. 1.3333 0.03608 273 200 55 18
1417 Our guide is kind of built for this, don't you think? 1.3333 0.03327 294 211 68 15
1418 Apparently they run the upper section as a nudist colony. 1.3333 0.03625 267 195 55 17
1419 I thought your New Year's resolution was to start making new friends. 1.3323 0.03286 313 227 68 18
1420 Of course he's upset, Kevin. "Hey Yeti, take a selfie with my Betty?" Seriously?! 1.3322 0.03374 301 219 64 18
1421 Well, his English was good enough to know what 'needs a bath' means. 1.3322 0.03397 298 217 63 18
1422 Because he’s mysterious and doesn’t have roommates. 1.3322 0.03604 289 215 52 22
1423 Relax, he didn't even get to first base camp. 1.3322 0.03562 286 211 55 20
1424 It's not what it looks like... 1.3322 0.03763 286 217 43 26
1425 I wasn't mocking him; I thought "Abominable" was his first name. 1.3322 0.03458 286 208 61 17
1426 He said no pictures, but I got an autograph. 1.3322 0.03726 283 213 46 24
1427 The next stretch is a little hairy. 1.3322 0.03373 283 203 66 14
1428 No, YOU'RE abominable, John. 1.3321 0.03580 280 206 55 19
1429 No, Ted-- you're fine. This is about me. 1.3321 0.03607 277 204 54 19
1430 He just ate our sherpa. 1.3321 0.03707 274 204 49 21
1431 He invited me up for a drink. 1.3321 0.03662 271 200 52 19
1432 I just feel like it's weird that he's technically naked. 1.3321 0.03536 268 194 59 15
1433 Unlike you, he hasn't reached his peak. 1.3321 0.03911 268 204 39 25
1434 Abominable he can live with," he says,"but Bigfoot hurts his feelings. 1.3321 0.03690 268 198 51 19
1435 For the record, I requested a trip to the Serengeti. 1.3321 0.03765 268 200 47 21
1436 Tinder is really getting weird. 1.3321 0.03590 262 190 57 15
1437 It didn't mean anything to me. It was just a winter fling. 1.3321 0.03590 262 190 57 15
1438 This is not what it looks like, Jack! 1.3320 0.03858 259 194 44 21
1439 Where'd you find this guide? Not much of a talker... but he sure seems to know his stuff. 1.3320 0.03699 259 190 52 17
1440 He said, and I quote, 'You can't get theah from heah'. 1.3320 0.03801 253 187 48 18
1441 I think he just made an anti-Homo sapien remark. 1.3320 0.03675 253 184 54 15
1442 The oxygen is too thin up here — and besides, he just ate Jim. 1.3320 0.03661 250 181 55 14
1443 He’s kind of sensitive about the back hair. 1.3311 0.03510 296 219 56 21
1444 That's nice of you to say, but if my husband was truly a legend, I wouldn't be the one asking you for directions. 1.3311 0.03535 293 217 55 21
1445 Let's follow him. I think he knows where the president's tax returns are. 1.3311 0.03632 293 220 49 24
1446 He's very upset over our inaction on climate change 1.3310 0.03560 290 215 54 21
1447 He said we should try the Paleodiet 1.3310 0.03560 290 215 54 21
1448 He's just misunderstood. There were more abominable people at base camp. 1.3310 0.03517 287 211 57 19
1449 I swear, Bill, he's just a friend I happen to bump into occasionally. 1.3310 0.03363 284 204 66 14
1450 He said the final ascent is his ‘me time’. 1.3310 0.03543 284 209 56 19
1451 Much friendlier than the French! 1.3310 0.03543 284 209 56 19
1452 Who would have known that he's in the Witness Protection Program? 1.3310 0.03569 281 207 55 19
1453 Well, he probably thinks you're abominable. 1.3310 0.03640 281 209 51 21
1454 Turns out his name is Melvin. 1.3309 0.03410 278 200 64 14
1455 Well, it's true what they say about big feet. 1.3309 0.03874 278 213 38 27
1456 I said, "Ready to meet the world?" And he said, "Not yeti." 1.3309 0.03559 278 204 56 18
1457 It's amazing what you can do with a comb-over! 1.3309 0.03596 278 205 54 19
1458 Well, he calls you the Abominable Keith! 1.3309 0.03623 275 203 53 19
1459 He said our use of adjectives is abominable 1.3309 0.03716 269 200 49 20
1460 Nothing surprises me anymore. 1.3309 0.03525 269 195 59 15
1461 I just said “You know what they say about big feet” and he stormed off. 1.3308 0.03630 266 195 54 17
1462 He's going back into hiding since there are more than enough people being abominable without him. 1.3308 0.03889 263 199 41 23
1463 It’s not you, it’s me. And him. 1.3308 0.03618 263 192 55 16
1464 Do you think he'll divulge our existence? 1.3308 0.03522 260 187 60 13
1465 What an amateur. He doesn't even have a backpack, let alone the correct footwear! 1.3307 0.03798 257 191 47 19
1466 Who is he to be lecturing us about footprints? 1.3306 0.03809 248 183 48 17
1467 "What's 'abominable' is your sensitivity." 1.3300 0.03507 300 223 55 22
1468 It was wonderful, but he snores. 1.3299 0.03424 294 215 61 18
1469 I've got to go with him. He's the most understanding...whatever he is ... I've ever met. I've treated him abominably, Yeti still loves me. 1.3299 0.03575 288 214 53 21
1470 Sorry, I prefer the strong, silent, abominable type. 1.3298 0.03558 282 208 55 19
1471 Babe, trust me, it looks like he’s been here before. 1.3298 0.03523 282 207 57 18
1472 Really, mister sensitive, 'abominable?' 1.3298 0.03663 282 211 49 22
1473 He stimulates my heart and mind in ways you'd never understand. So,goodbye,Stanley. 1.3298 0.03628 282 210 51 21
1474 That reminds me, I forgot to pack my razor. 1.3297 0.03512 279 204 58 17
1475 Please don't ruin this by proposing at the summit. 1.3297 0.03612 276 204 53 19
1476 Wow. 'Abominable?' Really, Greg? 1.3297 0.03612 276 204 53 19
1477 Don't be jealous--I don't see him often. 1.3297 0.03790 276 209 43 24
1478 I told you, Michael. He’s just an old friend. 1.3297 0.03684 276 206 49 21
1479 Yes, I'm leaving you. He has more than a big foot. 1.3297 0.03684 276 206 49 21
1480 When I asked if you brought your Yeti, I meant your insulated mug... 1.3296 0.03591 270 198 55 17
1481 He says he’s considering running in 2020 because he can’t be any worse than the incumbent. 1.3296 0.03741 270 202 47 21
1482 I've decided I need to try something different in life--don't take it personally. 1.3296 0.03591 270 198 55 17
1483 He's my support Yeti. 1.3295 0.03715 261 193 50 18
1484 Good news. We found him. Bad news. He's not into us. 1.3295 0.03553 261 189 58 14
1485 Hunting Big Foot would be a lot easier if we weren't blind. 1.3295 0.03832 261 196 44 21
1486 Sorry, but I have to follow my inner yeti. 1.3295 0.03785 258 192 47 19
1487 Apologize! 1.3294 0.03929 252 190 41 21
1488 I think we're overdressed. 1.3292 0.03664 240 173 55 12
1489 He said “Millennials are abominable.” 1.3292 0.03239 319 232 69 18
1490 No, he goes by ‘Barefoot’ 1.3291 0.03351 316 233 62 21
1491 Tesla stock down again? I bet next you’ll tell me Sasquatch is standing right behind me! 1.3289 0.03368 301 220 63 18
1492 Well, I think your feelings would be hurt, too, if someone called you abominable. 1.3289 0.03358 298 217 64 17
1493 He said, "All they call me is Big Foot, but they should see my other parts!!" 1.3288 0.03796 292 225 38 29
1494 Funny they named him big foot, when that's not the big appendage that jumped out at me. 1.3288 0.03605 292 219 50 23
1495 You had to put your big foot in your mouth! 1.3286 0.03574 280 207 54 19
1496 Don't bother asking -- he already has home, auto, and life. 1.3286 0.03609 280 208 52 20
1497 We went to Cleveland to meet my parents, its only fair that we go to meet his. 1.3286 0.03609 280 208 52 20
1498 He said "Its to cold out here and he will wait for us in the car". 1.3286 0.03680 280 210 48 22
1499 He likes what I do with my hair. 1.3285 0.03600 277 205 53 19
1500 Just because I haven't shaved my legs in a while doesn't give you the right to draw a comparison. 1.3285 0.03637 277 206 51 20
1501 It’s great, you still spot some of the old locals around here, it’s the only bit of Everest that we haven’t totally gentrified 1.3285 0.03628 274 203 52 19
1502 The same thing any of us are seeking, I suppose. Just wanting to be seen, really seen, by someone. 1.3284 0.03541 271 198 57 16
1503 The Air BnB said "quiet and off the grid." 1.3284 0.03646 268 198 52 18
1504 He says he doesn't have any idea of where the trail is, but rather smugly pointed out that he isn't lost. 1.3282 0.03781 262 196 46 20
1505 Said he was out for some “me time” then just kept right on walking. 1.3281 0.03794 253 188 47 18
1506 It IS true what they say about big feet... 1.3280 0.04070 250 192 34 24
1507 People say we're self-absorbed. Do you think we're self-absorbed? 1.3280 0.03594 311 237 46 28
1508 He said he'll have another showing in two weeks. 1.3278 0.03391 302 222 61 19
1509 Follow him if you want, but I don't think he really knows where the bathroom is. 1.3277 0.03405 296 217 61 18
1510 He wanted to know if 2020 was over. 1.3277 0.03664 296 225 45 26
1511 Of course he's upset. You treated him abominably. 1.3276 0.03554 290 216 53 21
1512 'He says he's gonna build a wall.' 1.3276 0.03813 290 224 37 29
1513 The track gets a bit hairy from this point 1.3276 0.03487 290 214 57 19
1514 Hi, I'm Maggie - so what inspired you to try out high-altitude speed dating? 1.3276 0.04123 232 176 36 20
1515 Did you have to call him Abominable? 1.3275 0.03572 284 211 53 20
1516 You want to know what's really abominable? Your readiness to judge based on appearance. 1.3275 0.03607 284 212 51 21
1517 Sorry Eric, even he doesn’t want Mattis’ job 1.3275 0.03808 284 218 39 27
1518 I’m sorry to leave you Mark, but he’s more of a social climber. 1.3274 0.03563 281 208 54 19
1519 Sasquatch? No, it’s only Trump in costume hiding from Nancy Pelosi. 1.3273 0.03731 278 210 45 23
1520 See, I told you we shoulda packed the camera! 1.3273 0.03553 278 205 55 18
1521 I told him to stay hidden until Trump was gone. 1.3273 0.03661 278 208 49 21
1522 He says we're lost. Loch Ness isn't anywhere around here. 1.3273 0.03580 275 203 54 18
1523 For only a small extra fee, the guides will wear the costume for our selfies at the top. 1.3273 0.03542 275 202 56 17
1524 Oh just give it up already. You’ll never convince him down is superior to fur. 1.3273 0.03689 275 206 48 21
1525 There's a lot more to him than those big feet! 1.3272 0.03754 272 205 45 22
1526 He might be abominable but that is no excuse to be rude! 1.3272 0.03453 272 197 61 14
1527 I guess he's not missing anymore. 1.3272 0.03607 272 201 53 18
1528 He's going back for his parka. 1.3272 0.03492 272 198 59 15
1529 Goodbye, John, no more washing & ironing shirts for me. 1.3271 0.03820 269 204 42 23
1530 He says it's Jeti with a "J"! 1.3271 0.03747 269 202 46 21
1531 Looks like your claim about making it to the top isn’t the only urban legend around here. 1.3271 0.03672 269 200 50 19
1532 Should I say something? 1.3271 0.03851 266 202 41 23
1533 He's counting steps. 1.3270 0.03691 263 195 50 18
1534 I swear. Nothing happened! 1.3268 0.03359 306 225 62 19
1535 I had to find out if it was true what they say about big feet. 1.3267 0.03771 251 186 48 17
1536 God, I hate how your mom follows us everywhere! 1.3266 0.03802 248 184 47 17
1537 Are you checking her out?! 1.3265 0.03552 294 220 52 22
1538 He's a myth, you're not. Suck it up and stop whining! 1.3265 0.03610 291 219 49 23
1539 He says he's going to run against Trump in 2020. 1.3264 0.03703 288 219 44 25
1540 He says there's nothing to see here 1.3264 0.03536 288 214 54 20
1541 No more abominable than the rest of you. 1.3263 0.03889 236 175 45 16
1542 I told you that we were overdressed!" 1.3262 0.03431 279 203 61 15
1543 Hello? Would you mind taking a photo of us? 1.3262 0.03578 279 207 53 19
1544 He was asking for directions. 1.3261 0.03244 322 236 67 19
1545 He prefers abominable snow person Bob! 1.3261 0.03494 276 202 58 16
1546 Honestly, I thought his footprints would be bigger. 1.3260 0.03412 319 239 56 24
1547 I told you a million times Steve, that was decades before we met. It's long over, leave him alone 1.3260 0.03706 273 205 47 21
1548 Shut up with your animal rights extinction crap. This fur coat isn't getting away. 1.3259 0.03735 270 203 46 21
1549 He left his cell phone on the summit. 1.3259 0.03507 270 197 58 15
1550 Actually, no. I found him to be quite pleasant. 1.3259 0.03660 270 201 50 19
1551 He said our table will be ready in 5 minutes 1.3258 0.03573 267 196 55 16
1552 Simmer down, Harry. We're just friends. 1.3258 0.03573 267 196 55 16
1553 He said the 'mile high club' is a myth. 1.3258 0.03351 264 188 66 10
1554 He said we should have turned left at the crevasse to get to Starbucks. 1.3257 0.03787 261 196 45 20
1555 Lets just follow that guy, he seems to know where he is going 1.3257 0.03419 261 187 63 11
1556 He said his life coach recommended nature walks. 1.3257 0.03668 261 193 51 17
1557 Why didn't you tell me this hike was clothing optional? 1.3257 0.03307 304 222 65 17
1558 Yes, there is a restaurant on the summit but he says the service is abominable. 1.3256 0.03857 258 195 42 21
1559 He doesn't believe there's an abominable president. 1.3256 0.03896 258 196 40 22
1560 I can’t believe it! A “no photo” policy?!?! 1.3255 0.03686 255 188 51 16
1561 Don't be too hard on yourself George. I've just always been attracted to mysterious men. 1.3254 0.03340 295 215 64 16
1562 He keeps muttering "I am not fake news. I am not fake news" 1.3254 0.03541 295 221 52 22
1563 Did you have to use the A-word? 1.3254 0.03800 252 188 46 18
1564 We just weren’t right for each other. He felt the need to Sasquatch-splain everything to me. 1.3253 0.03466 292 216 57 19
1565 Honey, we were just talking. 1.3253 0.03491 289 214 56 19
1566 Yeti, Schmeti... He said his name is Paul. 1.3253 0.03626 289 218 48 23
1567 He says the guru is just a myth. 1.3253 0.03456 289 213 58 18
1568 You just couldn't be the bigger man. 1.3253 0.03491 289 214 56 19
1569 This isn't what it looks like... 1.3252 0.03619 286 215 49 22
1570 The one time we forgot the camera! 1.3249 0.03521 277 204 56 17
1571 He says we should have taken that left back at the Denny's. 1.3248 0.03509 274 201 57 16
1572 Just ask him for directions. 1.3247 0.03417 271 196 62 13
1573 He insisted his name was Yuri, not Yeti. 1.3247 0.03649 271 202 50 19
1574 Quick, take a picture ... he didn't leave any foot prints! 1.3245 0.03744 265 199 46 20
1575 I thought he said Eddie, not yeti. 1.3245 0.03353 302 222 62 18
1576 Just because you found me with a naked yeti doesn’t mean I’m having an affair. 1.3244 0.03616 262 193 53 16
1577 What is wrong with you? He says there's a Starbucks up there. Why don't you believe anyone about anything? 1.3244 0.03538 299 225 51 23
1578 I'm leaving you for someone far more abominable. 1.3244 0.03601 299 227 47 25
1579 He's much more handsome than his photos. 1.3244 0.03376 299 220 61 18
1580 He just called me an abominable human! 1.3243 0.03498 296 221 54 21
1581 Confirmed...Starbucks ahead one mile! 1.3242 0.03490 293 218 55 20
1582 He said the Starbucks is up ahead. 1.3242 0.03422 293 216 59 18
1583 We're out of luck -- he didn't bring his selfie stick either. 1.3241 0.03713 290 222 42 26
1584 Fictional or not, he’s a heckuva trail guide. 1.3241 0.03446 290 214 58 18
1585 He says we're welcome at the top, just not yeti. 1.3240 0.03435 287 211 59 17
1586 I didn't mean to hurt you, Larry. There's just something so indescribably sexy about a no-maintenance guy--no clothes, no chitchat, no toilet paper--nothing. 1.3240 0.03608 287 216 49 22
1587 There's a thin line between lovable and abominable. 1.3240 0.03400 287 210 61 16
1588 Look, I know you said you’re good with anything, but I feel like I need to ask again. Are you sure you want to go to this orgy? 1.3240 0.03574 287 215 51 21
1589 He says he's king of the hill. 1.3240 0.03471 287 212 57 18
1590 You have some big shoes to fill now, Buster. 1.3240 0.03646 250 183 53 14
1591 Don't worry, he's only a myth 1.3239 0.03531 284 211 54 19
1592 You first... 1.3238 0.03592 281 210 51 20
1593 Honestly, I thought I was sleeping with you. 1.3237 0.03760 278 212 42 24
1594 I've told you Greg, it's not the size of your feet that's the issue. 1.3237 0.03619 278 208 50 20
1595 Maybe next time bring the camera instead of that damn hiking stick. 1.3237 0.03359 278 201 64 13
1596 Yer damn straight I married 'im, and he wants you to stop followin' us." 1.3236 0.03647 275 206 49 20
1597 It was an icy reception at best. 1.3236 0.03421 275 200 61 14
1598 Can you believe it? He said we’re an illusion because we’re not leaving tracks. 1.3235 0.03448 306 229 55 22
1599 Let's just say, it's not just his foot that's big. 1.3235 0.03819 272 208 40 24
1600 Go back to the last glacier and take a RIGHT, just like I said the first time. 1.3235 0.03354 306 226 61 19
1601 You wait here Jeremy, he wants to show me the view 1.3235 0.03600 272 202 52 18
1602 Just because he is abominable, doesn't mean he's a bad leader. 1.3234 0.03376 303 224 60 19
1603 I don't see what's so abominable about complimenting my ponytail Bob. 1.3234 0.03503 303 228 52 23
1604 No really, he’s just a friend! 1.3234 0.03589 269 199 53 17
1605 Okay Wendell, Billy is not your son. I suppose it was only a matter of time before you guessed the truth anyway. 1.3234 0.03703 269 202 47 20
1606 Who knows? He just wanted directions. 1.3234 0.03627 269 200 51 18
1607 He said he'd take us as far as Yetisburg. 1.3234 0.04033 235 178 38 19
1608 ‘Not entirely unlike Sisyphus,’ were his words to me in passing. 1.3233 0.03617 266 197 52 17
1609 Of course he ignored us, he's an anti-social climber. 1.3232 0.03521 297 223 52 22
1610 No problem! He just wanted directions on how to get to Burning Man 1.3232 0.03564 263 193 55 15
1611 He says we should have turned right at the ravine. Now aren’t you glad we stopped for directions? 1.3232 0.03354 263 188 65 10
1612 I knew the summit was at 8 thousand feet, but nobody told me they'd be BIG feet 1.3230 0.03538 291 218 52 21
1613 He says that the only thing that’s abominable these days is Trump. 1.3230 0.03980 257 198 35 24
1614 Who knew!... he’s not abominable at all. 1.3229 0.03564 288 216 51 21
1615 See, I told you this hike would be legendary. 1.3228 0.03648 254 187 52 15
1616 Why don't YOU tell him that he's abominable? 1.3228 0.03774 254 190 46 18
1617 I told you he wasn't real! Do you see any footprints?? 1.3228 0.03520 285 212 54 19
1618 Should we have asked for a selfie? 1.3227 0.03616 282 212 49 21
1619 He said we can check in to his Airbnb any time now. 1.3227 0.03510 282 209 55 18
1620 I'm sorry to say, but foot size has nothing to do with it. 1.3227 0.03581 282 211 51 20
1621 Sure. I turn around and you shout, Gotcha! Very funny. 1.3227 0.03616 282 212 49 21
1622 He wants us off his mountain. We're not white enough. 1.3227 0.03581 282 211 51 20
1623 Go ahead, you tell him we are going the wrong way. 1.3227 0.03651 282 213 47 22
1624 Actually, his name is Bigdick — he’s Bigfoot’s more popular brother. 1.3226 0.03608 279 209 50 20
1625 Let him go first. He was born here. 1.3226 0.03794 248 185 46 17
1626 He has a summer place at Loch Ness. 1.3225 0.03439 307 230 55 22
1627 Look, bigfoot- bigass- we all see things differently, Gary. Does it really matter?! We're lost! Don't you get that?! Let's just ask the guy, 'which way to the summit.' He seems like a local. He should know. 1.3225 0.03525 276 204 55 17
1628 Who knew he'd be so sensitive about his body hair?! 1.3225 0.03449 276 202 59 15
1629 Because of someone he called the "Orange-haired Abominable Showman," he decided to disappear again until at least 2020. 1.3225 0.03671 276 208 47 21
1630 Well, he looked like he knew the way out of the parking lot. 1.3225 0.03411 276 201 61 14
1631 If I ever get on Jeopardy this is definitely the story I’m telling Alex Trebek! 1.3224 0.03826 245 183 45 17
1632 He said cell reception was better near the top. 1.3223 0.03551 273 202 54 17
1633 The border's just ahead, but he says there's a very big wall. 1.3223 0.03842 273 210 38 25
1634 He obviously hasn't seen the Patagonia catalogue. 1.3223 0.03589 273 203 52 18
1635 He’s going ahead to prepare the appetizers 1.3223 0.03435 273 199 60 14
1636 Is it me or is the guide a bit rude? 1.3222 0.03765 270 205 43 22
1637 People laugh, but you don't see him freezing out here. 1.3221 0.03526 267 196 56 15
1638 He said we are welcome to stay but the toilets are overflowing because of the shutdown. 1.3221 0.03682 267 200 48 19
1639 I have a funny feeling about our trail guide, yet - I can't put my finger on why 1.3220 0.03193 295 212 71 12
1640 He says he's not coming down until they bring back the McRib. 1.3220 0.03512 264 193 57 14
1641 I told you he'd be offended if you asked if he was 'for real.' 1.3219 0.03286 292 212 66 14
1642 I already asked. He said it’s faux fur. 1.3217 0.03771 258 194 45 19
1643 Don't be so sensitive! I just said he was a huge guy. 1.3217 0.03771 258 194 45 19
1644 How could you? You know he's sensitive to the use of the "A" word! 1.3217 0.03403 286 210 60 16
1645 Thankfully, he said he's a vegan now 1.3217 0.03510 286 213 54 19
1646 Looks like this next stretch is going to get pretty hairy. 1.3217 0.03439 286 211 58 17
1647 He's leaving - said he's on a quest for intelligent life forms 1.3216 0.03678 255 189 50 16
1648 It's a Yeti not a Yogi! Is it any wonder he goes out of his way to avoid people? 1.3216 0.03506 255 185 58 12
1649 He never really believed in me. 1.3216 0.03605 283 213 49 21
1650 Next time you hire a guide get a background search, this guy's abominable!” 1.3214 0.03702 280 213 44 23
1651 Steve, we should have asked him for directions! HE looks like he knows where he's going... 1.3214 0.03561 280 209 52 19
1652 He said the view's not worth it. 1.3214 0.03181 280 199 72 9
1653 Would Bigfoot ask to borrow a phone charger? 1.3214 0.03750 252 188 47 17
1654 He's not leaving any footprints! 1.3213 0.03624 277 208 49 20
1655 Yes, I am leaving you. 1.3213 0.03660 277 209 47 21
1656 He says the coffee at the top is terrible. Let's turn back. 1.3213 0.03362 277 201 63 13
1657 Allen, I meant “abominable” in the best way possible! 1.3213 0.03400 277 202 61 14
1658 Look, he doesn't want to be in the selfie. 1.3212 0.03508 302 228 51 23
1659 Maybe we've been reading that evolution diagram backwards. 1.3212 0.03615 274 205 50 19
1660 Actually, he respects me. 1.3212 0.03386 274 199 62 13
1661 If I have to say size doesn't matter one more time . . . 1.3211 0.03856 246 185 43 18
1662 I can't help but feel like I'm missing something big... 1.3211 0.03336 299 220 62 17
1663 For the last damned time, I didn't eat your trail mix. 1.3210 0.03450 271 198 59 14
1664 I’m really not sure which of you is worse at asking for directions. 1.3209 0.03359 296 218 61 17
1665 He just wanted to make sure we weren't planning on staying and transforming the neighborhood into a hipster's paradise. 1.3209 0.03359 296 218 61 17
1666 Keep quiet, the body language says he's not going to be responsible for his actions if we keep asking, are we their yeti ? 1.3209 0.03820 268 205 40 23
1667 Well... I do want to be taken higher. 1.3208 0.03501 265 194 57 14
1668 He asked me if I know of a good place for electrolysis. 1.3208 0.03581 265 196 53 16
1669 No hello! Not a smile! Not even a nod! No wonder his ilk went extinct! 1.3207 0.03370 290 213 61 16
1670 No, I thought that you brought the phone. 1.3206 0.03729 262 197 46 19
1671 He's going to show us a shortcut. 1.3206 0.03321 287 209 64 14
1672 He said he’ll appreciate it we just follow him on Twitter and/or Instagram. 1.3206 0.03357 287 210 62 15
1673 I can't believe you said that. Now tell him you're sorry! 1.3206 0.03393 287 211 60 16
1674 Your yodeling offended him. 1.3206 0.03499 287 214 54 19
1675 Wow! This nature walk really lets you get in touch with the locals! 1.3205 0.03719 259 194 47 18
1676 Yes, the tour guide is very experienced. 1.3204 0.03417 284 209 59 16
1677 His wife made him stop and ask directions.” 1.3204 0.03663 284 216 45 23
1678 He asked me if he was close to the top 1.3203 0.03789 256 193 44 19
1679 Look,they don't leave footprints after all. 1.3203 0.03514 281 209 54 18
1680 You just had to insist we leave our smartphone-cameras behind on this climb, didn't you Nature Boy? 1.3202 0.03695 253 188 49 16
1681 Sasquatch? Really? I can't believe you think all ape-like creatures look the same. 1.3201 0.03503 278 206 55 17
1682 He isn't even TRYING to hide from us! I'm a little insulted. 1.3200 0.03594 250 183 54 13
1683 You've got some pretty big shoes to fill. 1.3200 0.03603 275 206 50 19
1684 Well, I'd bet your feelings would be hurt if I called you abominable. 1.3200 0.03293 300 220 64 16
1685 Dad, you promised you wouldn't make a scene! 1.3200 0.03375 275 200 62 13
1686 No Doug, I haven't heard what they say about guys with big feet. 1.3199 0.03450 297 222 55 20
1687 Asking him about his origins was very discriminating. YOU are a monster. 1.3199 0.03349 297 219 61 17
1688 Nice, Dan! I told you not to say anything. He has a "condition". 1.3199 0.03593 272 203 51 18
1689 Brad, you can't just ask him why he's abominable. 1.3199 0.03741 272 207 43 22
1690 Actually, he was only mildly unpleasant. 1.3197 0.03507 294 221 52 21
1691 He said he is not from around here. 1.3197 0.03474 294 220 54 20
1692 YOU wanted to hire a GUIDE, so we are going to follow HIM! 1.3197 0.03659 269 202 48 19
1693 He was happy to hear that the climate is warming, since he is losing some of his hair. 1.3197 0.03919 244 185 40 19
1694 You shouldn't have said that about his feet. 1.3196 0.03464 291 217 55 19
1695 I figured he'd take "abominable" as a compliment. 1.3196 0.03360 291 214 61 16
1696 I asked him if he was cold and he said "not yeti"! 1.3194 0.03677 263 197 48 18
1697 Sorry, that threw me for a minute. That was my ex. 1.3194 0.03794 263 200 42 21
1698 I told you it's better to follow the locals 1.3193 0.03618 285 216 47 22
1699 Don't be so judgy. He looks mostly harmless and he is going our way. 1.3193 0.03407 285 210 59 16
1700 He was heading down for groceries, but forgot his cell phone. 1.3191 0.03357 282 206 62 14
1701 I'm leaving you Harry...for Hairy. 1.3191 0.03736 257 193 46 18
1702 Is that what we were or what we will be? 1.3189 0.03683 254 189 49 16
1703 Bill, I've met someone new. 1.3189 0.03641 254 188 51 15
1704 Sorry, but I'm leaving you for someone more grounded and in touch with nature. 1.3188 0.03592 276 207 50 19
1705 That's my guide. Thank god for Google Translate. 1.3188 0.03306 298 219 63 16
1706 Nature sure does get interesting during these government shutdowns. 1.3187 0.03962 251 193 36 22
1707 Honest, we're just friends. 1.3185 0.03413 270 197 60 13
1708 I said good morning and how are you doing and all he said was " I go up, I come down, Yeti Yeti Yeti" 1.3185 0.03831 270 208 38 24
1709 He asked for a MAGA hat: he's a big fan of isolationism. 1.3185 0.03385 292 216 59 17
1710 He asked if we knew any single and abominable snow women. 1.3185 0.03488 292 219 53 20
1711 His name is Francis. You're the abominable one. 1.3185 0.03488 292 219 53 20
1712 Didn’t that guy pass us eons ago? 1.3185 0.03555 292 221 49 22
1713 Himalaya, if you know what I mean. 1.3184 0.03598 267 199 51 17
1714 But he called me, “Sheena of the Mountain;” you only call me a social climber. 1.3184 0.03675 267 201 47 19
1715 You promised we wouldn’t see any other tourists. 1.3183 0.03301 289 211 64 14
1716 That's the last time I'll swipe right on a profile without a picture. 1.3183 0.03547 289 218 50 21
1717 Maybe you shouldn't have called him "abominable" to his face. 1.3182 0.03939 242 184 39 19
1718 I swear it's over. He's an animal. 1.3182 0.03586 264 196 52 16
1719 Did you see his six pack. Abdominal indeed! 1.3182 0.03538 286 215 51 20
1720 Because he's not a wuss. 1.3180 0.03599 283 214 48 21
1721 Does your father always have to take off his clothes when he feels hot? 1.3179 0.03502 302 229 50 23
1722 Well if you hadn't called him 'The Abominable Slow Man'... 1.3179 0.03626 280 212 47 21
1723 Until this moment, I thought you were pretty well endowed! 1.3177 0.03507 277 206 54 17
1724 The all-knowing Guru on top of the mountain? He said he ate him. 1.3176 0.03628 255 189 51 15
1725 He’ll be right back, he left his shades in the car. 1.3176 0.03713 255 191 47 17
1726 No, Mr. Insecure, I couldn't see how hung he is. 1.3176 0.03678 296 229 40 27
1727 He said "Abominable is in the eye of the beholder." 1.3176 0.03552 296 225 48 23
1728 I just told him to take a hike 1.3175 0.03571 274 205 51 18
1729 You go first, dear. 1.3175 0.03533 274 204 53 17
1730 Good job, guide! He said we should be on the mountain over there! 1.3175 0.03681 274 208 45 21
1731 He says Bigfoot's a myth. 1.3175 0.03378 274 200 61 13
1732 Are you even listening to me?! 1.3175 0.03785 252 190 44 18
1733 Let’s ask him for directions; he seems to be a local. 1.3173 0.03321 271 196 64 11
1734 I cant't believe you called him the "Y" word! 1.3173 0.03643 249 184 51 14
1735 I’m seeing somebody else. 1.3173 0.03687 249 185 49 15
1736 The moment Jill realizes that “cold weather shrinkage” might be a phenomenon unique to humans. 1.3173 0.03774 249 187 45 17
1737 Apparently, they're very serious about casual Fridays. 1.3172 0.03328 290 213 62 15
1738 Our Smartphone detox was your idea. 1.3172 0.03813 268 206 39 23
1739 You don't even know him - your intolerance is what's abominable. 1.3172 0.03508 268 198 55 15
1740 He'll guide us to the top, but we can't take pictures. 1.3171 0.03387 287 212 59 16
1741 I'm sorry, Steve, but I've found someone else. 1.3171 0.03528 287 216 51 20
1742 But why do you trust his directions over mine? 1.3171 0.03581 246 180 54 12
1743 He asked me for my phone number 1.3170 0.03178 306 223 69 14
1744 Ugh. Are you happy NOW that we deleted Facebook? Everyone would be so jealous right now. 1.3170 0.03374 306 229 57 20
1745 Climate change is driving them to higher elevations. 1.3170 0.03534 265 196 54 15
1746 He says the bathrooms are closed due to the Trump shut down . 1.3169 0.03553 284 214 50 20
1747 Oh that’s Larry - he’s a bit of a local celebrity. 1.3169 0.03374 284 209 60 15
1748 He said get lost 1.3168 0.03761 262 199 43 20
1749 Wish you had one that big! 1.3166 0.03539 319 247 43 29
1750 I told him fur is murder and he just ignored me. 1.3166 0.03546 259 191 54 14
1751 He says the conditions ahead are just abominable 1.3165 0.03713 278 213 42 23
1752 Don't worry. He's just a manifestation of your oxygen deprivation. 1.3164 0.03484 275 204 55 16
1753 I told you not to call him abominable! 1.3164 0.03633 275 208 47 20
1754 He said he was flattered, but worried about the optics of another white male hosting the Oscars. 1.3164 0.03633 275 208 47 20
1755 Believe it Seth, you’re finally free to date that mermaid in 11b 1.3163 0.03434 294 220 55 19
1756 We need to head back now! The hallucinations are getting worse. 1.3162 0.03513 253 185 56 12
1757 Wow. That better be faux fur. 1.3162 0.03772 253 191 44 18
1758 I told you not to book an unlicensed Sherpa. 1.3162 0.03548 272 203 52 17
1759 He's announced an exploratory committee for a presidential run in 2020. 1.3162 0.03458 291 218 54 19
1760 Okay, first off.... He doesn’t appreciate the label “abominable.” 1.3162 0.03492 291 219 52 20
1761 He’s just trying to find himself. 1.3160 0.03630 250 185 51 14
1762 Nice but a bit paranoid. How many people can be looking for him? 1.3160 0.03652 269 203 47 19
1763 Bob, our mountain guide is a beast. There's no way we'll keep up. 1.3160 0.03230 288 209 67 12
1764 Clothes optional from this point on. 1.3158 0.03523 266 197 54 15
1765 He said he's never hiked here before, Yeti looks so familiar. 1.3158 0.03602 266 199 50 17
1766 No,no...that's not him..I'm looking for the Adorable Snowman! 1.3158 0.03513 304 232 48 24
1767 That's Mister Everest. He's the owner. 1.3158 0.03612 285 217 46 22
1768 Yeah....we met on tinder. 1.3158 0.03400 285 211 58 16
1769 He asked if you would wait for us here. 1.3158 0.03400 285 211 58 16
1770 You just had to comment on his looks, didn't you? 1.3158 0.03289 285 208 64 13
1771 He recommends the fondue from the chalet on the left. 1.3158 0.03563 266 198 52 16
1772 I said call him Snowman - he hates 'Abominable.' 1.3156 0.03604 282 214 47 21
1773 He said there’s nothing interesting to see up there. 1.3156 0.03387 282 208 59 15
1774 I'm tired of your constant complaining, Richard. Either pick up the pace or we'll go on without you. 1.3156 0.03630 263 197 49 17
1775 He said ' No pictures'. 1.3156 0.03630 263 197 49 17
1776 But he swears he knows this trail like the back of his foot. 1.3154 0.03265 298 219 64 15
1777 Puffy jackets are out. The Performance Fleece Onesie is the new must have. 1.3154 0.03595 279 211 48 20
1778 Sorry, Topher, I need more mystery in a man. 1.3154 0.03559 279 210 50 19
1779 He prefers Sasquatch. Says the mean kids stuck him with Big Foot. 1.3154 0.03335 279 204 62 13
1780 Don't, he'll just use it for drugs. 1.3154 0.03523 279 209 52 18
1781 He says he doesn’t want to be discovered. 1.3154 0.03618 260 194 50 16
1782 He said we have to contact his Agent for a picture. 1.3153 0.03424 295 221 55 19
1783 You’re the one who’s abominable. 1.3152 0.03622 276 209 47 20
1784 Do I really have to be the one to ask him for directions?! 1.3152 0.03765 276 213 39 24
1785 It’s Abominable SnowPerson! 1.3151 0.03844 238 179 43 16
1786 No, he's on his way to Washington, D.C. to protest. President Trump just did away with the endangered species act. 1.3151 0.03482 292 220 52 20
1787 I’m sorry but he just fulfills my fantasies more than you. 1.3150 0.03794 273 211 38 24
1788 I DIDN'T MEAN TO HURT HIS FEELINGS. WHAT DOES "ABOMINABLE" MEAN ANYWAY? 1.3150 0.03613 273 206 48 19
1789 He said, "46 and half, triple E." 1.3149 0.03292 308 229 61 18
1790 I said to follow “Siri”, not “Yeti”! 1.3149 0.03541 289 219 49 21
1791 And yet i still don't believe 1.3149 0.03472 289 217 53 19
1792 If I knew he was so sensitive about the size of his feet, I would have called him Sasquatch. 1.3148 0.03525 270 201 53 16
1793 Taking that gap year did a lot for his self-confidence.” 1.3148 0.03752 270 207 41 22
1794 And when have you ever wanted to ask for directions? 1.3148 0.03640 270 204 47 19
1795 He thought we were from Publisher’s Clearing House 1.3147 0.03790 251 190 43 18
1796 I'm sick and tired of living your fantasies 1.3147 0.03426 286 213 56 17
1797 Big foot my ass!! You always change the subject when you’re caught! 1.3146 0.03471 267 197 56 14
1798 I know it’s Trump, it said it was the greatest abdominal snowman. 1.3146 0.03668 267 202 46 19
1799 Not a soul. You? 1.3145 0.03522 283 213 51 19
1800 “no, Ken - You’re abominable!” 1.3145 0.03627 283 216 45 22
1801 Doesn't know, says he's from out-of-town. 1.3144 0.03538 264 196 53 15
1802 He’s going to get his family for a group selfie 1.3142 0.03546 296 226 47 23
1803 I tried to say "Happy New Year", but my yettish isn't very good. 1.3141 0.03611 277 210 47 20
1804 I told him to go get lost if he wants to preserve his reputation 1.3141 0.03538 277 208 51 18
1805 It's not what you think... 1.3140 0.03404 293 219 56 18
1806 He said the "23andMe" thing is baloney. 1.3139 0.03283 309 230 61 18
1807 Size matters. 1.3139 0.03488 274 204 54 16
1808 Dave, I told you not to talk about politics! 1.3139 0.03488 274 204 54 16
1809 He just wanted to know who won the election. 1.3139 0.03488 274 204 54 16
1810 Wow. I guess it's really true what they say about a man who has a big foot". 1.3138 0.03321 290 214 61 15
1811 He's taking us to Elvis and the Easter Bunny. 1.3138 0.03496 290 219 51 20
1812 I told him I was seeing someone else. 1.3138 0.03427 290 217 55 18
1813 He told me a little higher up there's a WALL to keep us out. 1.3137 0.03740 271 208 41 22
1814 Staying warm must have been more important to him than evolution. 1.3137 0.03552 271 203 51 17
1815 I told you he was easily offended. 1.3137 0.03395 271 199 59 13
1816 Is it just me or does he look much scarier on Instagram? 1.3136 0.03521 287 217 50 20
1817 Your wife looks pissed! 1.3134 0.03695 268 204 44 20
1818 it’s just sometimes i feel like u don’t even know he exists 1.3134 0.03547 284 215 49 20
1819 My Fitbit says 1,000 steps to the top. His says 250. Go figure. 1.3132 0.03567 265 198 51 16
1820 He's nothing but a show-off. Big foot, bigger ego. 1.3132 0.03685 265 201 45 19
1821 What did you say to him this time? 1.3130 0.03553 262 195 52 15
1822 He says he's got wi-fi 1.3130 0.03594 262 196 50 16
1823 Can't be him. Feet are way too small. 1.3130 0.03594 262 196 50 16
1824 I don't think so...I heard him muttering that it was a long way to go just for some crappy star wars convention... 1.3130 0.03594 262 196 50 16
1825 Would you believe, he asked me to go up to his place. 1.3129 0.03527 278 209 51 18
1826 Apparently he finds your puffy jacket abominable. 1.3129 0.03428 294 221 54 19
1827 He asked if he was near the top. I said "Not Yeti." 1.3129 0.03460 310 237 49 24
1828 You just HAD to say manscaping! 1.3127 0.03539 259 192 53 14
1829 No Harvey, he's just an old college friend! 1.3127 0.03553 275 207 50 18
1830 He said his name is Harvey Weinstein. 1.3127 0.03486 291 220 51 20
1831 With Amazon Prime, we get free Sherpa. 1.3125 0.03334 288 213 60 15
1832 He's going back up. He thinks it's become abominable down here. 1.3125 0.03579 288 220 46 22
1833 I haven't seen any footprints either. 1.3125 0.03692 256 193 46 17
1834 Post-impeachment, he just wants to be left alone. 1.3125 0.03406 288 215 56 17
1835 I spoke to the local and it seems we’ve been going the wrong way. 1.3123 0.03680 253 190 47 16
1836 I can’t believe you dropped the “A” bomb! 1.3121 0.03454 282 211 54 17
1837 I've met someone else. 1.3121 0.03526 282 213 50 19
1838 I don't care that you two were frat brothers Larry, we are NOT staying in his cave! 1.3121 0.03526 282 213 50 19
1839 I don't know. He just gave me the cold shoulder 1.3120 0.03515 266 198 53 15
1840 I won't tell if you won't tell. 1.3120 0.03515 266 198 53 15
1841 He's not abominable at all. He's been very helpful. 1.3119 0.03315 295 219 60 16
1842 And I say we follow him! 1.3118 0.03327 279 205 61 13
1843 He's not mad. He just wants to be seen. 1.3118 0.03404 279 207 57 15
1844 Sure you don't want to meet my Dad? 1.3117 0.03954 247 191 35 21
1845 Let him lead he knows the neighborhood 1.3116 0.03230 292 214 65 13
1846 I swear I’ve never seen him before! 1.3114 0.03453 273 203 55 15
1847 I'm leaving you because he validates my feelings. 1.3113 0.03680 257 194 46 17
1848 This is why we need immigration reform. 1.3110 0.03621 283 217 44 22
1849 The only thing abominable here is your lack of sensitivity. 1.3110 0.03444 283 212 54 17
1850 I'm done Mark — I get that your Dad is a nature person, but he needs to put some clothes on. 1.3106 0.03530 264 197 52 15
1851 He said there's nothing worth seeing up there. 1.3106 0.03571 264 198 50 16
1852 You hired him as our guide so who's the neanderthal really? 1.3106 0.03611 264 199 48 17
1853 If he eats there, how bad can it be? 1.3106 0.03448 264 195 56 13
1854 He packed NONE of his waste out of base camp. Talk about abominable! 1.3106 0.03328 293 218 59 16
1855 I think he said we're near the top, but his accent is abominable. 1.3105 0.03531 277 209 50 18
1856 He said, "I'm not the Bigfoot you're looking for," but that may have been just a Yeti mind trick. 1.3105 0.03604 277 211 46 20
1857 It'll be hard to follow in his footsteps. 1.3103 0.03490 290 220 50 20
1858 The Contiki website said he’s an abominable tour guide, but so far I’d say he’s been great! 1.3103 0.03598 261 196 49 16
1859 He said we're still about 1,000 big feet away from the peak 1.3102 0.03403 274 203 57 14
1860 Relax, George. I just told him threesomes are not our cup of tea 1.3102 0.03442 274 204 55 15
1861 Please do hurry, James, he says the Starbucks closes in ten minutes. 1.3102 0.03802 245 186 42 17
1862 If he really is so abominable, then why did he just compliment your jacket? 1.3102 0.03576 245 181 52 12
1863 He said the nearest Starbuck's is two mountains to the left, and down about 4500 feet. 1.3101 0.03480 287 217 51 19
1864 You're smarter but he's got the edge in experience. 1.3101 0.03749 258 197 42 19
1865 So now what? 1.3101 0.03749 258 197 42 19
1866 He asked me to take a picture of him and his family. 1.3100 0.03408 300 227 53 20
1867 He’s running for President. 1.3100 0.03568 300 232 43 25
1868 He hasn’t seen him. 1.3100 0.03467 271 202 54 15
1869 Frankly, sometimes you're kind of abominable too, Greg. 1.3100 0.03506 271 203 52 16
1870 Actually, he seems indomitable. 1.3100 0.03545 271 204 50 17
1871 He said he was going up for an iced coffee and asked me if I wanted anything. 1.3099 0.03469 284 214 52 18
1872 Some call him Sasquatch, yeah, but us locals call him hairy naked Bill. 1.3098 0.03398 297 224 54 19
1873 He's half the man and twice the beast that you are. 1.3098 0.03296 297 221 60 16
1874 You said you wanted to meet my parents, right? 1.3096 0.03230 281 205 65 11
1875 Thru-hikers are so intense. 1.3096 0.03346 281 208 59 14
1876 'You know I've always wanted a REAL mountain man, Stan.' 1.3096 0.03208 323 242 62 19
1877 We’re friends on Instagram 1.3095 0.03318 294 219 59 16
1878 He's always in a mood during tourist season. 1.3095 0.03247 294 217 63 14
1879 Yes, I do feel sometimes like evolution has passed me by. 1.3095 0.03508 252 186 54 12
1880 Actually he was quite pleasant . . . amiable, certainly not abominable. 1.3095 0.03318 294 219 59 16
1881 I have to warn you: I'm just out of an abominable relationship. 1.3094 0.03289 307 230 59 18
1882 What guy? 1.3094 0.03559 265 199 50 16
1883 All I did was to ask him if he thought global warming was fake news. 1.3094 0.03445 278 208 54 16
1884 'He said walking sticks are for pussies.' 1.3094 0.03330 278 205 60 13
1885 We've just been ignored by a Yeti, Josh. Makes me feel, well, abominable, actually. 1.3094 0.03520 278 210 50 18
1886 He hit on me, some line about big feet. 1.3092 0.03758 249 189 43 17
1887 You might as well turn back. There's really nothing to see up there. 1.3092 0.03310 304 228 58 18
1888 Who knew we’d run in to the next GOP Presidential candidate up here! 1.3092 0.03707 262 200 43 19
1889 And yeti seemed so nice. 1.3092 0.03823 262 203 37 22
1890 These Virtual Reality sunglasses are really fantastic! 1.3092 0.03462 262 194 55 13
1891 He says there's no Starbucks. 1.3091 0.03583 275 209 47 19
1892 Don't drag him into this. I left because YOU are the abominable one! 1.3091 0.03764 275 214 37 24
1893 He just said we should be careful, you never know what creatures are walking around up here. 1.3091 0.03393 275 204 57 14
1894 What did he mean when he said we'll be late for dinner? 1.3091 0.03583 275 209 47 19
1895 I'm telling you--Cross Fit. 1.3091 0.03313 275 202 61 12
1896 He keeps saying it's just a little bit farther, just over that hill, and he'll show us something really cool! 1.3090 0.03365 301 227 55 19
1897 I promise, I'll never see him again! 1.3090 0.03430 301 229 51 21
1898 Greeting him in Klingon was not funny. 1.3089 0.03312 259 188 62 9
1899 With the furlough, he's had to pull double shifts to rescue hikers. 1.3088 0.03721 272 210 40 22
1900 He said he's a local but I'd feel more comfortable looking it up on Waze. 1.3088 0.03564 285 218 46 21
1901 He says we can use the trails all we want, but his Himalaya Shutdown is going ahead no matter what. 1.3088 0.03494 285 216 50 19
1902 I'm sorry, Larry, but he's offering me a home with a view. 1.3086 0.03643 256 193 47 16
1903 He said he'd introduce me to the Tooth Fairy. 1.3086 0.03638 269 205 45 19
1904 Shhhh, shhhhh, there goes my ex. 1.3085 0.03591 282 216 45 21
1905 I hope you know that without a selfie no one will believe us! 1.3085 0.03478 295 225 49 21
1906 This tourism on Everest is getting out of control. 1.3085 0.03478 295 225 49 21
1907 Wow, you really are never going to propose, are you? 1.3084 0.03588 308 241 39 28
1908 He’s harmless; he just wants trail mix.” 1.3083 0.03672 253 191 46 16
1909 I told you before, size doesn’t matter! 1.3083 0.03384 266 196 58 12
1910 He says to please tell the world that they may be wide, but really they're just a size 9 1/2. 1.3083 0.03426 266 197 56 13
1911 Maybe I shouldn't have mentioned shrinkage. 1.3083 0.03588 266 201 48 17
1912 Hey, he knows a short cut. 1.3082 0.03201 279 203 66 10
1913 See I told you...he said were going the wrong way! 1.3082 0.03435 279 209 54 16
1914 No - It's his cousin The Respectable Yeti 1.3082 0.03435 279 209 54 16
1915 Stop him! Maybe he can take a picture of us! 1.3080 0.03658 250 188 47 15
1916 It's Esteem Lacking Snow Person now. 1.3080 0.03493 263 196 53 14
1917 Our selfie together came out really blurry for some reason.” 1.3080 0.03645 276 212 43 21
1918 George, I'd like to start seeing other people. 1.3080 0.03207 289 212 65 12
1919 I'll never let you set me up on a blind date again! 1.3080 0.03562 289 222 45 22
1920 Come on Todd, I may be blind but my nose works. 1.3080 0.03562 289 222 45 22
1921 Well, you know what they say about men with big feet... 1.3079 0.03453 302 231 49 22
1922 He doesn't look as big in person. 1.3077 0.03053 312 228 72 12
1923 He says not Yeti. 1.3077 0.03448 286 216 52 18
1924 He would come down more often but people keep talking about his feet. 1.3077 0.03277 299 223 60 16
1925 You called him Bigfoot?! 1.3077 0.03523 273 206 50 17
1926 I told you we should have brought our camera. He only wanted $5 for a selfie with him. 1.3077 0.03643 260 197 46 17
1927 I don't care if that's what the other explorers call him. "Abominable" isn't nice. 1.3077 0.03406 273 203 56 14
1928 How rude of you! He only asked for directions. 1.3077 0.03448 286 216 52 18
1929 Way to go! You hurt his feelings. 1.3077 0.03622 286 221 42 23
1930 He is less abominable where it counts ... good bye and good luck. 1.3074 0.03614 283 218 43 22
1931 He's upset; he thought it was "abdominal." 1.3074 0.03473 283 214 51 18
1932 You go. I want to be found. 1.3074 0.03400 283 212 55 16
1933 No, the most amazing part was finding myself. 1.3074 0.03754 257 197 41 19
1934 He says it's pronounced yeh--TEE. 1.3072 0.03482 306 236 46 24
1935 Wouldn't you know, the selfie was all blurry. 1.3072 0.03356 293 220 56 17
1936 he said, nothing to see up there... 1.3071 0.03534 280 213 48 19
1937 He said the guru is on the next mountain over. 1.3071 0.03424 280 210 54 16
1938 He says we can get a signal up here. 1.3071 0.03498 280 212 50 18
1939 You know the old saying? It will never be the right place to tell you I found someone else. 1.3071 0.03496 267 200 52 15
1940 He'll be right back; he left his iphone in the cave 1.3071 0.03654 267 204 44 19
1941 I think he's Italian. I asked to get a selfie with him, and he kept saying "not yeti....not yeti" 1.3069 0.03313 303 228 57 18
1942 I think we’ve discovered who’s really abominable here—and I’m pressing on with the yeti. 1.3069 0.03372 277 206 57 14
1943 He doesn't want to be called fake news anymore. 1.3069 0.03774 277 217 35 25
1944 You’re the one with no social skills! 1.3069 0.03560 277 211 47 19
1945 You just never know when you'll spot a celebrity! 1.3069 0.03597 277 212 45 20
1946 He said to leave behind only a small carbon footprint. 1.3067 0.03020 300 217 74 9
1947 I have a feeling we ain't seen nothing yeti. 1.3066 0.03366 287 215 56 16
1948 And of course now I realize we left the camera back in the tent! 1.3066 0.03366 287 215 56 16
1949 “Size does matter - it’s true what they say about big feet." 1.3066 0.03543 287 220 46 21
1950 He said there's a Starbucks just over the next ridge. 1.3066 0.03550 274 208 48 18
1951 Okay, so he says we took a wrong turn back at base camp. 1.3066 0.03396 274 204 56 14
1952 Honey, I really enjoyed the Pilates, the tapas dipped in flecks of gold, and the W.B. Yeats poetry, but I want someone more primitive. 1.3065 0.03631 261 198 46 17
1953 Jesus — and neither one of us brought a camera? 1.3065 0.03229 310 232 61 17
1954 He says he has a higher calling.... 1.3063 0.03533 284 217 47 20
1955 Every day about this time. He has quite a commute. 1.3063 0.03315 284 211 59 14
1956 All the money we spent on gear and we still can't keep up with him. 1.3063 0.03498 284 216 49 19
1957 It is your behavior that I find abominable! 1.3063 0.03390 284 213 55 16
1958 I bet you used the word 'abominable'" 1.3063 0.03533 284 217 47 20
1959 These days I never know what to believe 1.3062 0.03448 258 191 55 12
1960 No John, he doesn't have a big dick 1.3062 0.03472 307 237 46 24
1961 He makes it look so easy. 1.3061 0.03613 245 183 49 13
1962 He's been like that since his yak died 1.3060 0.03523 281 214 48 19
1963 He asked if Trump was still alive. 1.3060 0.03595 281 216 44 21
1964 Abomanable sex is still sex. 1.3060 0.03559 281 215 46 20
1965 Looks easier without a backpack. 1.3060 0.03564 268 203 48 17
1966 He said that we are lost 1.3059 0.03561 255 191 50 14
1967 For crying out loud, George. It's Yeti, not Abominable Snowman! You're being terribly insensitive. 1.3059 0.03647 255 193 46 16
1968 He said there's a two hour wait. 1.3058 0.03473 291 222 49 20
1969 He'll be back when he meets his daily step goal. 1.3058 0.03735 242 183 44 15
1970 He says he has to get back to the White House. 1.3057 0.03504 314 245 42 27
1971 I actually think his feet are the perfect size for his body. 1.3057 0.03263 314 237 58 19
1972 He exposed himself and all you could do was take a photo!? 1.3057 0.03511 265 199 51 15
1973 I hear the next stretch can get pretty hairy. 1.3057 0.03344 265 195 59 11
1974 He said he didn't want to be the third wheel. 1.3056 0.03320 288 215 58 15
1975 I wanted to be first, so we might as well go back. 1.3055 0.03649 275 212 42 21
1976 I told you, the preferred term is Yeti. 1.3055 0.03265 275 202 62 11
1977 Yes honey-size matters...he's not just big foot! 1.3053 0.03699 262 201 42 19
1978 Are we there Yeti?” Really 1.3053 0.03416 285 215 53 17
1979 He says he’s building a wall. 1.3053 0.03487 285 217 49 19
1980 You’re right. That is who I was making the sweater for. 1.3052 0.03662 249 188 46 15
1981 ...he said he’s pissed off...his 23andMe came back and he’s related to Elizabeth Warren... 1.3052 0.03792 249 191 40 18
1982 Not to worry, he was just asking for directions. 1.3051 0.03336 295 222 56 17
1983 It’s his mountain. I’m not going to drop in without a gift. 1.3051 0.03371 295 223 54 18
1984 I don’t care who she is!!! It’s demeaning how you look at other women. 1.3050 0.03584 282 217 44 21
1985 He said “Follow me if you want to see something really interesting”. 1.3049 0.03391 305 233 51 21
1986 All he asked is that I spell his name correctly. So, yeah, it was worth it. 1.3049 0.03411 246 180 57 9
1987 I'm keeping my name professionally but, yeah, officially it's Karen Bragin-Yeti. 1.3049 0.03736 246 187 43 16
1988 He says he's not coming down until people get over the whole 'abominable' thing. 1.3048 0.03352 269 199 58 12
1989 Who invited your mother? 1.3048 0.03628 292 228 39 25
1990 Quick, give him your business card. You are the manager of a Big and Tall store. 1.3048 0.03359 292 220 55 17
1991 HE SAID NEXT HE’S GOING TO FORD EVERY STREAM. 1.3047 0.03427 279 210 53 16
1992 "I know I recognize him from somewhere, but I just can't put my finger on it. 1.3047 0.03575 279 214 45 20
1993 These new sunglasses really make a big difference. I'm seeing details I never noticed before. 1.3045 0.03274 289 215 60 14
1994 What do you want from me.....he was the only guide they had left! 1.3045 0.03452 289 220 50 19
1995 I'm sorry but my foot fetish is bigger than both of us. 1.3045 0.03346 289 217 56 16
1996 We leave a bigger footprint than he does! 1.3043 0.03338 299 226 55 18
1997 Apparently we’re trespassing on private property 1.3043 0.03201 299 222 63 14
1998 It gets pretty hairy from here. 1.3043 0.03564 276 211 46 19
1999 You're nice but he's Bigfoot. I've been looking for him my whole life. 1.3043 0.03452 276 208 52 16
2000 This guide was highly rated on Yelp! 1.3043 0.03413 276 207 54 15
2001 He says it’s too damn hot and come back after we stop global warming. 1.3043 0.03375 276 206 56 14
2002 Was that the Dos Equis guy? 1.3043 0.03527 276 210 48 18
2003 Well, how would you feel if someone called you 'Abominable'? 1.3043 0.03564 276 211 46 19
2004 He says he needs to get home in time for Dancing with the Stars. 1.3042 0.03512 286 219 47 20
2005 Next year we're doing Christmas at *my* parents' house. 1.3042 0.03258 286 212 61 13
2006 She’s a lot taller than I expected 1.3042 0.03477 286 218 49 19
2007 Abominable, shmabominable, at least he asks for directions. 1.3041 0.03186 296 219 64 13
2008 He says the view is so-so. 1.3041 0.03292 296 222 58 16
2009 You know, if we weren't blind maybe we could find big foot 1.3038 0.03384 293 222 53 18
2010 You don’t always get to choose your mentor in life, Jason. 1.3037 0.03542 270 205 48 17
2011 He looks less abominable in person. 1.3037 0.03618 270 207 44 19
2012 I told you. He's just an old friend from college... 1.3037 0.03580 270 206 46 18
2013 He's a great guide, just no photo ops. 1.3036 0.03491 280 213 49 18
2014 He said he just wanted to know if it was 2020 yet. 1.3036 0.03379 280 210 55 15
2015 He said, "Google Earth can just leave me the hell alone." 1.3035 0.03266 313 237 57 19
2016 Well I will, if you are too embarrassed to ask for directions Tom 1.3035 0.03537 257 193 50 14
2017 Don't worry,it was consensual. 1.3034 0.03407 290 220 52 18
2018 I told you the lack of oxygen does wonders for the imagination. 1.3034 0.03227 290 215 62 13
2019 I'm not afraid but... I'll race you to the bottom... 1.3034 0.03300 290 217 58 15
2020 He said it hurts his feelings when we call him Abominable. 1.3034 0.03264 290 216 60 14
2021 Of course he resents being called Abominable." 1.3034 0.03407 290 220 52 18
2022 He was surprisingly articulate. 1.3034 0.03407 267 199 55 13
2023 See? I told you he’d lap us again. 1.3032 0.03479 277 210 50 17
2024 Funny how myths develop. Compared to you today, he wasn’t so abominable after all. 1.3032 0.03364 277 207 56 14
2025 He's much warmer than you Stan. 1.3032 0.03403 277 208 54 15
2026 All he said was, 'I want to be alone'. 1.3031 0.03565 254 191 49 14
2027 He's just got a bad rep. He's actually quite a conversationalist. 1.3031 0.03249 287 213 61 13
2028 I envy his lack of gear. 1.3031 0.03211 287 212 63 12
2029 I'll admit Gary's a little grumpy in the mornings, but i wouldn't call him abominable... 1.3031 0.03466 287 219 49 19
2030 Did you see that guy’s calves? 1.3029 0.03504 274 208 49 17
2031 My ex. 1.3029 0.03580 274 210 45 19
2032 He said we are on the wrong path to enlightenment. 1.3029 0.03580 274 210 45 19
2033 He seemed super relatable until he made me sign an N.D.A. 1.3029 0.03466 274 207 51 16
2034 Yes, and it was the best I ever had ! 1.3028 0.03562 284 219 44 21
2035 Are you sure he's a local? 1.3028 0.03491 284 217 48 19
2036 But his cave has good reviews. 1.3027 0.03304 294 221 57 16
2037 Oh yeah? Well, he's a lot less abominable than your "vacation" idea. 1.3027 0.03442 294 225 49 20
2038 I TOLD YOU he wouldn't want to take a selfie! 1.3026 0.03452 271 204 52 15
2039 Sorry to drag you along for nothing ... he looked nothing like his tinder profile photo! 1.3025 0.03623 281 218 41 22
2040 Don’t worry Jim, he has a 5-star Airbnb experience rating 1.3025 0.03406 281 212 53 16
2041 Let’s see if he will take our photo. 1.3023 0.03341 311 238 52 21
2042 It's been downhill with us for so long, I just need a change. 1.3022 0.03634 268 206 43 19
2043 He claims to have been the president. 1.3022 0.03748 268 209 37 22
2044 Why do you lash out at every guy with bigger feet? 1.3022 0.03354 278 208 56 14
2045 He may look like a veteran hiker, but he’s just a Wookie. 1.3022 0.03615 278 215 42 21
2046 Turns out he’s fed up with the saying about men with big feet 1.3022 0.03650 278 216 40 22
2047 He said he preferred Saquatch, but if I can't spell it right, go with Bigfoot. 1.3021 0.03201 288 213 63 12
2048 It's over, Brad. Squatch is giving us a minute to say farewell. 1.3021 0.03421 288 219 51 18
2049 Yeah, we can go on up, but I had to give him my Netflix passcode. 1.3020 0.03341 298 226 54 18
2050 He thinks you are abominable. 1.3020 0.03307 298 225 56 17
2051 We dated briefly... he wasn’t my type. 1.3020 0.03681 255 195 43 17
2052 I don't know what's worse--me running out of water or you running out of photo storage space on your iPhone. 1.3019 0.03544 265 201 48 16
2053 I know you warned me but he's still my Dad! 1.3018 0.03445 285 217 50 18
2054 I think you insulted him when you said "I don't believe it!" 1.3018 0.03372 285 215 54 16
2055 Just follow that guy. He seems to know where he's going. 1.3017 0.03115 295 217 67 11
2056 You promised this wasn’t going to be weird or uncomfortable! 1.3016 0.03321 305 232 54 19
2057 He told me his name, yet I don’t remember it. 1.3016 0.03624 252 191 46 15
2058 He said there's nothing of note up there, so we might as well give up on finding anything interesting. This whole trip was a waste of time! 1.3015 0.03571 262 199 47 16
2059 You'll never guess who I ran into! 1.3015 0.03360 262 194 57 11
2060 I've had it with Colorado men. I'm going to try this for a while. 1.3015 0.03441 272 205 52 15
2061 Just follow him. I lost the map. 1.3015 0.03480 272 206 50 16
2062 What's abominable is your attitude!! 1.3015 0.03595 272 209 44 19
2063 Oh stop. You just have footprint envy. 1.3014 0.03433 282 214 51 17
2064 I told him: "Long-term commitment or take a hike!" 1.3014 0.03433 282 214 51 17
2065 Okay, I have been seeing someone else." 1.3014 0.03317 292 220 56 16
2066 He's upset that no-one ever mentions his calves. 1.3014 0.03422 292 223 50 19
2067 He said he didn't have a watch. 1.3012 0.03680 259 199 42 18
2068 He thinks we should start seeing other people 1.3011 0.03661 269 208 41 20
2069 Good thing we made reservations. He said it's always crowded at peak times. 1.3011 0.03302 269 199 59 11
2070 The guide reviews in Trip Advisor said that Yeti is not much of a talker but he knows his way around the mountain. 1.3011 0.03385 269 201 55 13
2071 He won't let us pass due to the shutdown 1.3011 0.03773 269 211 35 23
2072 I told you we didn't need all this ridiculous gear. 1.3011 0.03382 279 210 54 15
2073 Hi - I just met the nicest guy. Local fella. Says he owns a restaurant up top. Invited us to stop by. 1.3011 0.03531 279 214 46 19
2074 Clearly man is not on the ascent. 1.3011 0.03382 279 210 54 15
2075 It's over. I'm leaving you to start a new life with Jeffrey! 1.3010 0.03431 299 230 48 21
2076 He said there are no facilities past this point 1.3010 0.03258 309 234 57 18
2077 I guess it’s true what they say - Bigfoot, big... 1.3008 0.03689 266 206 40 20
2078 Yeah. He won’t do any free sightings. He’s going to wait out the shutdown. 1.3007 0.03557 276 212 45 19
2079 It was YOUR idea to build a snowman. All I did was splice some genes to make it happen. 1.3007 0.03362 286 216 54 16
2080 He asked for my number then remembered he left his phone in his cave. 1.3007 0.03325 286 215 56 15
2081 Can you take a picture of me with the mountains? Just make sure the yeti doesn't show up in the background and ruin the shot. 1.3007 0.03320 296 224 55 17
2082 He said we are welcome to come up to his house but he wants you to know his WiFi is on the fritz. 1.3004 0.03434 253 188 54 11
2083 Suddenly me not having a razor for a week doesn't seem so bad, huh? 1.3004 0.03351 273 204 56 13
2084 He suggested we try the ascent tomorrow; conditions today are abominable. 1.3004 0.03269 273 202 60 11
2085 Once he finds himself the mystery's over. 1.3004 0.03469 273 207 50 16
2086 Leave me and my husband alone! 1.3004 0.03530 283 218 45 20
2087 The one time you ask for directions...and it's from a Yeti. 1.3004 0.03459 283 216 49 18
2088 No, I don't think he saw us. 1.3004 0.03385 283 214 53 16
2089 Yet, he is an urban legend, and you're just an urban escapee. 1.3004 0.03459 283 216 49 18
2090 Enough already with your foolish male pride, don't be afraid to ask for directions. 1.3004 0.03601 283 220 41 22
2091 Yeah, I saw it!--Must be the latest from Patagonia. 1.3003 0.03493 303 236 43 24
2092 -Are we there yet? - Not Yeti 1.3000 0.03697 280 220 36 24
2093 It will be a more pleasant climb if you stay down wind from him 1.3000 0.03271 320 245 54 21
2094 ...no, I don't think this is a good time to tell him you don't beleive 1.3000 0.03502 260 196 50 14
2095 He wanted to know if i've seen his polar bear 1.3000 0.03435 290 222 49 19
2096 Really, he means nothing to me. 1.3000 0.03374 270 202 55 13
2097 I know he's experienced, but what are his references? 1.3000 0.03333 280 210 56 14
2098 Apparently he failed to trademark Yeti. 1.3000 0.03329 290 219 55 16
2099 Maybe he knows how to get back down, Clark! 1.3000 0.03293 290 218 57 15
2100 He says the mountain is calling, but so is nature. 1.3000 0.03415 270 203 53 14
2101 You just had to tell him that he isn’t wearing pants, 1.3000 0.03484 280 214 48 18
2102 He looks like he knows where he’s going...should we ask him for directions? 1.3000 0.03292 270 200 59 11
2103 I trust him. He's white. 1.3000 0.03504 290 224 45 21
2104 We talked, but even his words were blurry and ambiguous. 1.3000 0.03415 270 203 53 14
2105 He forgot the keys. 1.3000 0.03447 280 213 50 17
2106 Well, he did say 'no selfies'. 1.2997 0.03103 307 228 66 13
2107 He's part of the nudist colony just off the trail. 1.2997 0.03424 287 219 50 18
2108 See, I told you fur was in again. 1.2997 0.03203 287 213 62 12
2109 When you said “Let’s go to the Himalayas. What’s the worst that can happen?” this is exactly what I thought the worst would be. 1.2996 0.03509 277 212 47 18
2110 He has a vacancy at his hairbnb. 1.2996 0.03471 277 211 49 17
2111 I don't know. His feet weren't that big. 1.2996 0.03715 267 208 38 21
2112 He says his name is "Tom", he's currently unattached, and his brothers are all tall too - oh, and he hates having his picture taken... 1.2996 0.03315 267 198 58 11
2113 He’s not just abominable, he’s rude! 1.2996 0.03960 237 185 33 19
2114 He told me he's lost 1.2993 0.03324 304 232 53 19
2115 He said he knows a shortcut 1.2993 0.03190 294 219 62 13
2116 where did you get this guide 1.2993 0.03719 274 215 36 23
2117 He says the view from the top is worth the walk. 1.2993 0.03300 274 204 58 12
2118 I told you he was sensitive about his body hair, Greg! 1.2992 0.03506 264 200 49 15
2119 He had a thick accent but I think he said that we are ducked. 1.2992 0.03556 254 192 48 14
2120 I’m leaving you. He really knows how to make me peak. 1.2992 0.03685 254 195 42 17
2121 Well, I don’t think he’s the least bit abominable. 1.2990 0.03106 301 223 66 12
2122 I gave him our outfitter's card. 1.2990 0.03319 291 220 55 16
2123 He said to just go down about a mile and make a left and the coffee shop is on the right. 1.2989 0.03361 281 212 54 15
2124 The only time I forget my camera and bigfoot walks right past me! 1.2989 0.03545 281 217 44 20
2125 Ohh...hello dear, it isnt how it looks 1.2989 0.03483 271 206 49 16
2126 I told him it was me not him. 1.2989 0.03405 261 195 54 12
2127 What's the point? We forgot the selfie stick. 1.2989 0.03574 261 199 46 16
2128 He said there is a $20 cover charge from here. 1.2987 0.03231 298 224 59 15
2129 Do something. He said abominable things to me. 1.2987 0.03266 298 225 57 16
2130 This is where we part ways. 1.2986 0.03269 288 216 58 14
2131 This is definitely less touristy than the other one... 1.2986 0.03307 278 208 57 13
2132 You've really offended him Bill. You just don't call a Yeti Bigfoot 1.2984 0.03685 258 199 41 18
2133 You see, I told you my dad could keep up with us. 1.2983 0.03425 295 227 48 20
2134 So sorry John. I'm in love with him. We're going to meet his mom. 1.2982 0.03509 285 220 45 20
2135 He said we can come up but not yeti. 1.2982 0.03328 285 215 55 15
2136 No, I'm not asking Sasquatch for directions. 1.2982 0.03401 285 217 51 17
2137 It was just a coincidence! I am not obsessed with him! 1.2982 0.03473 285 219 47 19
2138 He wanted to know what 'abominable' means. 1.2982 0.03524 275 211 46 18
2139 He wanted to be a guide on Mt. Rainier, but couldn't get a visa. 1.2982 0.03486 275 210 48 17
2140 I thought your uncle wasn't coming with us. 1.2981 0.03495 265 201 49 15
2141 He was the last Sherpa available but so far he's been great. 1.2981 0.03166 312 235 61 16
2142 I don't know. We were having a great time until I asked about that whole abominable situation. 1.2980 0.03202 302 227 60 15
2143 He's just not that into you. 1.2980 0.03270 302 229 56 17
2144 He's not so Abominable! 1.2979 0.03449 292 225 47 20
2145 Abominable"? Really? You can be so insensitive sometimes 1.2979 0.03597 235 176 48 11
2146 Don't get upset, he was just asking for directions. 1.2979 0.03388 282 214 52 16
2147 For a local his sense of direction is abominable. 1.2978 0.03511 272 208 47 17
2148 I kinda like my men hairy... 1.2978 0.03353 272 204 55 13
2149 No footprints! So he’s not real, and we’re not, either! 1.2978 0.03472 272 207 49 16
2150 He said he’s tired of waiting for the Uber. 1.2977 0.03315 309 237 52 20
2151 We have to conquer some other mountain. 1.2977 0.03603 262 201 44 17
2152 He told me there's a Starbucks just over the next ridge! 1.2977 0.03644 262 202 42 18
2153 So... There is a Mar-a-Largo Himalaya. 1.2975 0.03853 242 188 36 18
2154 He says he wants to clean up a little first. 1.2975 0.03297 279 209 57 13
2155 Make sure you put "local favorite" in the review 1.2975 0.03336 279 210 55 14
2156 Not so abominable in the sack! 1.2975 0.03560 279 216 43 20
2157 See, he’s not using walking sticks 1.2975 0.03297 279 209 57 13
2158 He said, 'Baby it's cold outside...' 1.2974 0.03377 269 202 54 13
2159 This trail is getting way too trendy. 1.2974 0.03272 306 233 55 18
2160 Should we ask him to take our picture? 1.2973 0.03462 259 195 51 13
2161 Could you hold up for a bit and give us some space? 1.2972 0.03391 286 218 51 17
2162 Or should we tell them about the flying saucer? 1.2972 0.03427 286 219 49 18
2163 How much do you tip a guide like him? 1.2972 0.03318 286 216 55 15
2164 Maybe there is something to that Paleo Diet.” 1.2972 0.03498 286 221 45 20
2165 This is where Biggie and I leave you. 1.2971 0.03158 313 236 61 16
2166 He said he found what you called him podiatrically normative. 1.2970 0.03392 303 234 48 21
2167 You hurt her feelings, you monster! 1.2970 0.03392 303 234 48 21
2168 Something tells me to turn back. 1.2970 0.03274 266 197 59 10
2169 He'll be right back. He thinks he left the stove on. 1.2970 0.03604 266 205 43 18
2170 No, John - there actually is a mountain high enough and I’m with him now. 1.2969 0.03439 293 226 47 20
2171 His daughter lost a mitten yesterday, he's just out checking everywhere. 1.2969 0.03235 320 245 55 20
2172 I would never have believed it. A harrier butt than yours does exist. 1.2968 0.03415 283 216 50 17
2173 He claims he already has enough friends on social media. 1.2968 0.03303 283 213 56 14
2174 I told him to go home to his wife and cubs and quit hitting on female tourists. 1.2967 0.03500 273 209 47 17
2175 He's meeting his step goal. 1.2967 0.03500 273 209 47 17
2176 His unicorn got away. He's wondering if you've seen it. 1.2967 0.03383 273 206 53 14
2177 Clearly fake news! 1.2967 0.03247 300 227 57 16
2178 Honey, I swear it's not what it looks like! 1.2966 0.03426 263 198 52 13
2179 He said he's sorry, he loves you, but it's over. You can keep the stick. 1.2964 0.03689 253 195 41 17
2180 Well that’s a relief: he shared his wifi password 1.2964 0.03402 280 213 51 16
2181 He says we can study him, but after Wheel of Fortune. 1.2963 0.03371 297 228 50 19
2182 He said, he's definitely coming back to vote in 2020. 1.2963 0.03371 297 228 50 19
2183 He wants a mate but I told him I couldn't cook. 1.2963 0.03447 270 205 50 15
2184 Nothing three or four episodes of "Queer eye" wouldn't take care of... 1.2963 0.03447 270 205 50 15
2185 I don't know. He just grunted and took my lunch. 1.2962 0.03345 287 218 53 16
2186 Don’t be silly, we’re just good friends. 1.2962 0.03451 260 196 51 13
2187 I told you not to say anything about his haircut. 1.2962 0.03494 260 197 49 14
2188 I TOLD you, NO politics. 1.2961 0.03284 304 232 54 18
2189 Is he gone? Phew...we used to date. It did NOT end well. 1.2960 0.03426 277 211 50 16
2190 Don't mind him, he's just neandering around. 1.2960 0.03464 277 212 48 17
2191 Only his breath was abominable. 1.2960 0.03426 277 211 50 16
2192 Anywhere he wants to. 1.2960 0.03539 277 214 44 19
2193 He says he needs his alone time 1.2960 0.03403 250 186 54 10
2194 I told you he wouldn't have any marijuana. 1.2959 0.03462 294 228 45 21
2195 Abominable” is so racist 1.2959 0.03255 294 222 57 15
2196 Of course I saw him! Do you think I'm snowblind? 1.2959 0.03431 267 202 51 14
2197 Sorry Jim but if I have to live with an abominable man, size matters! 1.2959 0.03631 267 207 41 19
2198 She is offended. She says we are, 'contaminating her environment and we smell bad.' 1.2959 0.03431 267 202 51 14
2199 Did he just say Climate Change Deniers are abominable? 1.2958 0.03548 284 221 42 21
2200 He’s my friend so get over it. 1.2958 0.03178 284 211 62 11
2201 Please tell me it's Halloween and that's your very large friend wearing a costume. 1.2958 0.03138 284 210 64 10
2202 I told him to stop worrying about his follower count and try connecting with people in real life for once. 1.2958 0.03331 284 215 54 15
2203 It’s tacky to ask celebrities for an autograph. 1.2957 0.03148 328 250 59 19
2204 Is it just me or is our guide a little... unkempt? 1.2956 0.03372 274 207 53 14
2205 He wants to know if Robert Mueller has been asking for him. 1.2955 0.03661 247 189 43 15
2206 He's actually sort of likable. 1.2955 0.03570 247 187 47 13
2207 I bet that guy knows something we don't. 1.2955 0.03128 291 216 64 11
2208 He says there's one with great coffee and wifi at the bottom. 1.2955 0.03383 291 223 50 18
2209 Yeti, schmeti, I say let’s follow him! 1.2955 0.03383 291 223 50 18
2210 No, Jeffrey. You’re abominable! 1.2955 0.03418 291 224 48 19
2211 These Aspen bigwigs and their fur coats! 1.2955 0.03659 264 205 40 19
2212 Well how would you like being called abominable? 1.2955 0.03619 264 204 42 18
2213 I'm leaving you dear for the man you used to be. 1.2953 0.03461 298 232 44 22
2214 He'll join us in the base camp tonight for cocktails at 6:30. 1.2953 0.03321 254 188 57 9
2215 Why can't you be more like that guy? 1.2953 0.03547 254 193 47 14
2216 He thinks humans have a nerve calling him 'abominable'. 1.2952 0.03553 271 209 44 18
2217 We're overdressed. 1.2952 0.03476 271 207 48 16
2218 He’s really serious about the Paleo diet; I see him hiking this hill everyday. 1.2952 0.03476 271 207 48 16
2219 Sasquatch has a point Bob, Trump clearly personifies the fatal flaws in postmodern social constructivist thinking..! 1.2951 0.03371 288 220 51 17
2220 He says we misunderstood. The yogi is on the other mountain. 1.2951 0.03406 288 221 49 18
2221 I told you to use a gender-neutral pronoun. 1.2951 0.03551 244 184 48 12
2222 You and your labels...you just insulted him! 1.2950 0.03396 261 196 53 12
2223 Yeah, well, I can't help his language skills, but he's still the guide. 1.2950 0.03396 261 196 53 12
2224 He's not afraid of us personally, but he thinks it's an I.R.S. audit. 1.2950 0.03453 278 213 48 17
2225 He says they're not open yet. 1.2950 0.03179 278 206 62 10
2226 Yet I" what?! Just say it 1.2950 0.03490 278 214 46 18
2227 You’re the one who thought having a yeti would improve our relationship! 1.2949 0.03316 295 225 53 17
2228 I feel like you're not listening to me. 1.2948 0.03663 251 193 42 16
2229 He says it's at least another mile and honestly I'm like, how amazing is it ACTUALLY gonna be? 1.2948 0.03530 251 190 48 13
2230 Yes, I am going to leave you and follow him. I've decided that SIZE does matter! 1.2948 0.03420 268 203 51 14
2231 You said you wanted to experience new cultures. 1.2948 0.03420 268 203 51 14
2232 Goddammit, you knew we'd had a previous relationship when you agreed to this hike! 1.2947 0.03245 285 214 58 13
2233 No! We cannot go to his place for “drinks.” 1.2947 0.03207 285 213 60 12
2234 He says he used to be President of the United States but was found to be abominable. 1.2945 0.03627 275 215 39 21
2235 Really? You know hoax is a trigger for him! 1.2945 0.03230 292 220 58 14
2236 The Abominable Snowman isn't coming down with us. He's feels the abominable creature we've elected is already one too many. 1.2945 0.03373 292 224 50 18
2237 He said no selfie's, but you just couldn't let it go! 1.2945 0.03373 292 224 50 18
2238 He’s invited us to dinner. 1.2944 0.03692 248 191 41 16
2239 Expert mountaineer, but the camera hates him. 1.2943 0.03445 265 201 50 14
2240 It feels like the higher we climb the more we devolve 1.2943 0.03527 265 203 46 16
2241 He says there's a Starbucks up on the left. 1.2943 0.03404 265 200 52 13
2242 That's exactly the problem, Dan--you NEVER pay attention. 1.2943 0.03381 282 215 51 16
2243 He’s cooler than you’d expect. 1.2943 0.03109 282 208 65 9
2244 I’m sorry, but he just didn’t have that ‘wow’ factor I thought he would 1.2943 0.03228 282 211 59 12
2245 I feel like we're missing something. 1.2943 0.03284 299 228 54 17
2246 He's mad that we didn't call ahead to say that we were coming. 1.2941 0.03621 255 196 43 16
2247 Yes, Brad! I’m going with the yeti. 1.2941 0.03503 272 209 46 17
2248 May I borrow your selfie stick? 1.2941 0.03214 289 217 59 13
2249 He's still mad about getting no credit from Hillary on Everest. 1.2941 0.03655 272 213 38 21
2250 I threatened to wax him. 1.2941 0.03464 272 208 48 16
2251 Which part of “He’s not taking questions from the lying mainstream media” did you not get? 1.2939 0.03366 279 212 52 15
2252 Oh yeah? Your attitude is abominable. 1.2939 0.03405 279 213 50 16
2253 So apparently "abominable" is their word. 1.2939 0.03385 262 197 53 12
2254 He said 13EEE. 1.2939 0.03635 262 203 41 18
2255 Ah-Yeah, I think he knows the mountain a little better than that sherpa you wanted to hire. 1.2939 0.03385 262 197 53 12
2256 He said we should have turned at 72nd Street. 1.2939 0.03723 245 189 40 16
2257 I’m his agent so if you want to meet him talk to me 1.2939 0.03585 245 186 46 13
2258 "He prefers Melvin to Sasquatch. But he'll answer to Bigfoot." 1.2937 0.03045 303 225 67 11
2259 Luckily he seems like a vegetarian. 1.2937 0.03273 286 216 56 14
2260 He Said, "No Habla Ingles!" 1.2937 0.03456 286 221 46 19
2261 He said it's gonna be crowded up there. They're doing a Yetti photo shoot for National Geographic. 1.2937 0.03490 269 206 47 16
2262 Are you kidding? Mansplaining to yet another marginalized individual about how dominant society renders them invisible? 1.2937 0.03645 269 210 39 20
2263 I'm going with him. He's not that abominable. 1.2935 0.03184 293 220 60 13
2264 “Don’t leave me like this—between a rock and a hairy place.” 1.2935 0.03542 276 214 43 19
2265 Just because it looks like he might make it all the way to the top, doesn't mean we have to follow him Dan. 1.2932 0.03434 266 202 50 14
2266 He just asked to use my phone for a selfie as he’s not sure he really exists. 1.2932 0.03475 266 203 48 15
2267 He said go high when they go low. 1.2932 0.03157 307 232 60 15
2268 You count to 20 while WE go and hide. 1.2931 0.03315 290 221 53 16
2269 Sasquatch, Bigfoot, Yeti…whatever. Do you have anymore of those peanut butter-filled pretzels? 1.2931 0.03315 290 221 53 16
2270 He seems a tad more knowledgable about this place 1.2930 0.03492 273 210 46 17
2271 He said the closest Starbucks is in a Walmart at the summit. 1.2930 0.03606 273 213 40 20
2272 "He finally got the news of who won the election and he's going to sleep it off." 1.2930 0.03492 273 210 46 17
2273 I'm not sure this is Sherpa we started this climb with 1.2930 0.03568 273 212 42 19
2274 It's just teen angst, dear. He won't always be this reclusive. 1.2930 0.03142 314 238 60 16
2275 It's easier if you follow in his footsteps. 1.2929 0.03155 297 223 61 13
2276 Ugh, I told you there'd be tourists. 1.2929 0.03469 280 216 46 18
2277 You called him abominable? I think you hurt his feelings. 1.2929 0.03542 280 218 42 20
2278 He'd take us to the summit, but he wants payment in Bitcoin. 1.2928 0.03583 263 203 43 17
2279 Relax Andy. If he was going to eat us why would he offer to let us use his phone to call search and rescue? 1.2927 0.03337 287 219 52 16
2280 Abominable! He didn’t even say hello. 1.2927 0.03337 287 219 52 16
2281 I'm sorry, Jason, but I have to follow my heart. 1.2926 0.03557 270 209 43 18
2282 You begged me to come with you, but you F O R G O T your camera! 1.2926 0.03439 270 206 49 15
2283 Wait. I thought YOU brought the cellphone. 1.2924 0.03456 277 213 47 17
2284 I said we're engaged. 1.2923 0.03485 260 198 48 14
2285 If you must know, it's because his back isn't as hairy as yours! 1.2923 0.03651 260 202 40 18
2286 He said, "Frosty's a snowman. I'm a yeti." 1.2923 0.03360 284 217 51 16
2287 He had to leave. He's having lunch with Nessie. 1.2923 0.03433 284 219 47 18
2288 He said the LGBTQ community just doesn't​ get "other". 1.2923 0.03397 284 218 49 17
2289 Big surprise that we forgot to bring the camera. 1.2923 0.03575 284 223 39 22
2290 Don't worry about him - he gets an existential crisis every once in a while. 1.2923 0.03285 284 215 55 14
2291 He said he's just a myth. 1.2922 0.03214 308 235 56 17
2292 I heard Mt. Everest is clothing optional, now. 1.2920 0.03283 274 206 56 12
2293 Do you think I should ask for his autograph or play it cool? 1.2920 0.03242 274 205 58 11
2294 Wait a half hour before using the bathroom after him. 1.2919 0.03355 298 230 49 19
2295 It's amazing what you can see with these polarized lenses. 1.2918 0.03269 281 212 56 13
2296 Remember how smug you were when I said I was leaving you for someone over the hill? 1.2918 0.03383 281 215 50 16
2297 He says his real name is "Abdominal" 1.2918 0.03566 281 220 40 21
2298 I wouldn't bother. I was just up there and there is not much to see. 1.2918 0.03383 281 215 50 16
2299 Nope, he is not the least interested in coming to work for Trump. 1.2918 0.03637 281 222 36 23
2300 It's not what you think. I love him. 1.2918 0.03190 281 210 60 11
2301 His feet aren't all that big if you know what I mean. 1.2917 0.03489 264 202 47 15
2302 Do you mind if I join him? 1.2917 0.03363 264 199 53 12
2303 WHAT did you just call me?! 1.2917 0.03504 288 225 42 21
2304 I'm going to be back late, Roger. 1.2917 0.03678 240 184 42 14
2305 We've got to stop meeting like this. I think he's suspicious. 1.2917 0.03678 240 184 42 14
2306 Whatever you’ve heard about us, it’s only a rumor. 1.2915 0.03308 295 226 52 17
2307 And yet he loves me 1.2915 0.03467 271 208 47 16
2308 Yeah, well the stench is real too. I'm heading back. 1.2915 0.03584 271 211 41 19
2309 I'll bet you believe in the Tooth Fairy, too. 1.2915 0.03606 247 189 44 14
2310 That was cold, Larry. 1.2914 0.03270 326 254 49 23
2311 No, I assure you Phil, he's just a friend. 1.2914 0.03556 278 217 41 20
2312 Yada, Yada, Yeti. Next you'll say you see my aunt Sophie. 1.2914 0.03407 278 213 49 16
2313 It’s over, I swear! I ‘m pretty sure he’ll just walk away and I’ll never see him again. 1.2914 0.03483 278 215 45 18
2314 He said he's going where there are fewer tourists. 1.2914 0.03445 278 214 47 17
2315 He says, after a few seasons, your body adapts to the climate at the naturist park. 1.2914 0.03369 278 212 51 15
2316 Is there ANYWHERE I can go where you won’t follow ? 1.2913 0.03172 309 235 58 16
2317 Oh way to go Tom!... You know you really need to educate yourself on mythical creature stereotyping and how it's utilized by those in power to perpetuate a mytho-normative society." 1.2913 0.03238 309 237 54 18
2318 I think I now understand why you don't like asking for directions. 1.2912 0.03237 285 215 57 13
2319 Really? Well I think your attitude is abominable. 1.2912 0.03557 261 201 44 16
2320 He said it’s Yanni. Now pay up. 1.2912 0.03557 261 201 44 16
2321 He said we missed the turn. 1.2911 0.03259 292 222 55 15
2322 You treated him abominably. 1.2911 0.03401 292 226 47 19
2323 He may know the mountain but that doesn't mean we should follow him 1.2909 0.03353 275 209 52 14
2324 When we get to Sasquatch's cave, you better not start in with any of your Fox News, anti-Endangered Species Act, 2nd Amendment banter. If you do, so help me God, I will leave you here to be eaten alive. 1.2909 0.03583 275 215 40 20
2325 I'm sorry, Kevin, but this is the man I've waited for my whole life. 1.2909 0.03508 275 213 44 18
2326 Calls himself "Sir Edmund Hairily...'" 1.2909 0.03470 275 212 46 17
2327 Should we follow him? He seems to know the way. 1.2908 0.03429 251 189 51 11
2328 You're imagining things: I've kept my affairs within our species! 1.2908 0.03410 282 217 48 17
2329 Because when you lead you get distracted and--look at me--and something inevitably gets missed. 1.2908 0.03447 282 218 46 18
2330 It's been fun, but I've found someone hairier. 1.2907 0.03456 258 196 49 13
2331 Prank call. He didn’t order the pizza. 1.2907 0.03585 258 199 43 16
2332 He said, 'Tell Trump he better start worrying about global warming or he'll quickly learn who's actually abominable.' 1.2907 0.03585 258 199 43 16
2333 Why did you say that? I think you hurt his feelings. 1.2907 0.03494 289 226 42 21
2334 Really! Just someone I met at work. 1.2907 0.03169 289 217 60 12
2335 George, trust me, that is NOT a Sherpa. 1.2907 0.03092 289 215 64 10
2336 He's not so abominable;he gave us the peace sign. 1.2905 0.03193 296 224 58 14
2337 Of course he's offended. I can't believe you called him a Yeti. 1.2904 0.03684 272 215 35 22
2338 It's true what they say about men with big hands and feet. 1.2904 0.03336 272 206 53 13
2339 Grab your phone, this could be trending for a least an afternoon. 1.2904 0.03495 272 210 45 17
2340 He said we should have made a left at Everest to get to the Starbucks. 1.2904 0.03346 303 235 48 20
2341 He comes on to me, I say no and he walks away. I mean, #yetisarerealmen. 1.2904 0.03313 303 234 50 19
2342 He said he was a little lost himself, he is trying a new path to work 1.2904 0.03346 303 235 48 20
2343 I only spoke with him for a minute but he didn’t seem abominable 1.2902 0.03265 286 217 55 14
2344 P.S., his foot isn't his biggest part. 1.2902 0.03448 286 222 45 19
2345 I think I ate too much of the cookie. 1.2902 0.03340 286 219 51 16
2346 I think we should just ask him!! 1.2902 0.03228 286 216 57 13
2347 Why does Joe think no one will notice the zipper on that stupid gorilla suit? 1.2902 0.03526 255 195 46 14
2348 Let that be an example to you why back hair is non-negotiable. 1.2901 0.03492 293 230 41 22
2349 That's your problem, Roger, you're always so jealous if I look at another guy. 1.2901 0.03285 293 224 53 16
2350 I told you this was a clothing optional trail. 1.2901 0.03250 293 223 55 15
2351 He just takes better care of me out here 1.2901 0.03462 262 200 48 14
2352 Small hands. Small feet. Cold weather. You do the math. 1.2899 0.03742 238 184 39 15
2353 I told you we’re just friends 1.2898 0.03363 283 217 50 16
2354 My Nepali is rusty...I think he said 'Hirsute Only Beyond This Point' .. 1.2898 0.03287 283 215 54 14
2355 Hold up, he forgot his phone. 1.2897 0.03449 290 226 44 20
2356 He said we can't get there from here. 1.2896 0.03219 297 226 56 15
2357 He promised an announcement on his candidacy 'very soon.' 1.2896 0.03323 297 229 50 18
2358 Best guide I've ever had. 1.2896 0.03490 297 234 40 23
2359 I told you that was Elvis that passed us at the last summit! 1.2895 0.03587 266 207 41 18
2360 Let's ask him if he knows anything about the Loch Ness Monster. 1.2895 0.03467 266 204 47 15
2361 I promise ..this is not one of those made you look things. 1.2894 0.03635 273 215 37 21
2362 He's the spitting image of my first husband. 1.2894 0.03406 273 209 49 15
2363 You know that thing about big foot, big . . . not true! 1.2893 0.03348 280 214 51 15
2364 He just wanted to know if I knew any girls his age" 1.2893 0.03271 280 212 55 13
2365 We may have named him Yeti, but he prefers Bob. 1.2892 0.03256 287 218 55 14
2366 Abonimable Snow-person! 1.2892 0.03180 287 216 59 12
2367 The wall won't be a challenge to these guys. 1.2892 0.03438 287 223 45 19
2368 His feet look so much smaller in person. 1.2892 0.03626 249 192 42 15
2369 It might be time for prescription sunglasses. 1.2890 0.03574 263 204 42 17
2370 He's one of the locals. 1.2890 0.03492 263 202 46 15
2371 Let it go, John! It wasn’t my worst Wednesday night. 1.2890 0.03174 308 235 57 16
2372 He's actually quite agreeable. 1.2888 0.03410 277 213 48 16
2373 He did indeed call us "F#*!ing puny global warmers"--what, you're surprised? 1.2888 0.03371 277 212 50 15
2374 Wow, turns out we're not the only ones here seeking the path to enlightenment!" 1.2888 0.03523 277 216 42 19
2375 ...what luck - says there's a quaint cafe with a gift shop about a mile down from here. 1.2888 0.03332 277 211 52 14
2376 He said he can't be abominable until the government shut-down is over. 1.2888 0.03597 277 218 38 21
2377 He says conditions at the top are abominable." 1.2887 0.03315 284 217 52 15
2378 I was too busy trying not to sound culturally appropriative. 1.2887 0.03277 284 216 54 14
2379 He's not nearly as abominable as you think. 1.2887 0.03200 284 214 58 12
2380 You know what they say about guys with big feet... 1.2885 0.03585 253 195 43 15
2381 They said blind people couldn't scale it, but just look at us! 1.2885 0.03724 260 205 35 20
2382 He started back up when the new congress was sworn in. 1.2884 0.03692 267 211 35 21
2383 The sex is good, but his breath is abominable. 1.2883 0.03338 281 215 51 15
2384 Not Yeti. 1.2883 0.03487 281 219 43 19
2385 I think you treated him abominably! 1.2882 0.03356 288 222 49 17
2386 Nah, that ain’t Sasquatch. He’s much more blurrier. 1.2882 0.03356 288 222 49 17
2387 He said we were abominable. 1.2882 0.03462 288 225 43 20
2388 He wants people to know that he quit Facebook. 1.2882 0.03320 288 221 51 16
2389 Of course I looked at him when he passed by. Paranoid...always paranoid 1.2881 0.03404 295 230 45 20
2390 Don’t you think there’s something weird about this mountain guide? 1.2881 0.03381 302 236 45 21
2391 It’s only after two months of Christmas music that he becomes abominable. 1.2879 0.03502 257 197 46 14
2392 If you make me choose, I’m going with the hairy man. 1.2879 0.03397 264 201 50 13
2393 He’s very sensitive about his feet. 1.2878 0.03549 278 218 40 20
2394 Since the Rogaine he's excersizing more... 1.2878 0.03322 278 212 52 14
2395 Why am I leaving you? Size matters dummy! 1.2878 0.03512 278 217 42 19
2396 Did you bring a plastic bag? 1.2877 0.03592 285 226 36 23
2397 I told you, Lars, I found a new guide. 1.2877 0.03393 292 227 46 19
2398 She said that once a month she becomes the Abdominal Snowperson. 1.2877 0.03428 292 228 44 20
2399 I asked him if there is anything we could do for him. He said "Not Yeti." 1.2873 0.03755 268 214 31 23
2400 He said there's a Starbuck's at the top. 1.2873 0.03755 268 214 31 23
2401 Speaking of abominable, we need to talk about our marriage. 1.2873 0.03345 275 210 51 14
2402 No, no, it’s abDOMinal! All he wanted was my pack of Tums. 1.2873 0.03575 275 216 39 20
2403 He says it’s the closest Starbucks. 1.2873 0.03462 275 213 45 17
2404 I told you not to use "low budget tours.com" 1.2873 0.03423 275 212 47 16
2405 But he said it’s quicker than going through the valley. 1.2872 0.03476 282 220 43 19
2406 He says you can wait down here. 1.2872 0.03221 296 226 55 15
2407 He said the conditions up ahead are abominable 1.2871 0.03205 303 232 55 16
2408 I warned you! No one likes being called abominable to their face ! 1.2871 0.03136 303 230 59 14
2409 I don't care about the $6 we saved, Tom. I'm done with Craigslist. 1.2871 0.03372 303 237 45 21
2410 He said there's a Starbucks at the summit 1.2870 0.03825 230 179 36 15
2411 It was just a one yeti stand. I'll never see him again. 1.2869 0.03511 251 192 46 13
2412 He says "there's no bathroom at the top". 1.2868 0.03576 258 200 42 16
2413 Ask Him For Directions,He Lives In The Neighborhood!” 1.2868 0.03490 258 198 46 14
2414 Sorry but I can't resist a man with a hairy back. 1.2868 0.03408 272 209 48 15
2415 Never mind. He's just a Deplorable Snowman. 1.2868 0.03287 272 206 54 12
2416 Sorry, Harvey. I don't just like Bad Boys. I like the truly Abominable ones. 1.2868 0.03487 272 211 44 17
2417 It's not hypoxia. He took my breath away. 1.2867 0.03417 293 229 44 20
2418 Lately, it seems my grip on reality is going downhill. 1.2867 0.03242 293 224 54 15
2419 I'm staying Mick! Sure, he only knows four words, but none of them are "Trump"! 1.2867 0.03348 293 227 48 18
2420 Well, he is a bit taciturn. Yet he is more aloof than abominable. 1.2867 0.03278 293 225 52 16
2421 His hands are also quite large. 1.2867 0.03048 300 225 64 11
2422 He said he was doing research on, “The Ascent of Man.” 1.2866 0.03210 307 236 54 17
2423 He's invited us for lunch. 1.2866 0.03193 314 242 54 18
2424 Let’s face it, what you said was abominable. 1.2863 0.03537 262 203 43 16
2425 He's only starting an exploratory committee now, but he'll declare officially in the spring. 1.2862 0.03489 276 215 43 18
2426 Time to turn around. 1.2862 0.03317 283 217 51 15
2427 Wait -- if that's not Larry and he's not wearing an L.L. Bean snow suit, then who is it? 1.2862 0.03371 290 225 47 18
2428 Follow that guy. Pretty sure he can show you the way to Extinction. 1.2862 0.03441 290 227 43 20
2429 He is abominable. Yet I love him. 1.2862 0.03336 290 224 49 17
2430 I’m not carrying his crap another step. 1.2862 0.03179 325 252 53 20
2431 I'm sorry, his protective instincts trumps your dental plan.... 1.2857 0.03539 266 207 42 17
2432 No problem following....he leaves a very big footprint . 1.2857 0.03066 308 233 62 13
2433 Go for it. He says he’s bi. 1.2857 0.03718 252 198 36 18
2434 He doesn't do selfies. 1.2857 0.03618 266 209 38 19
2435 I TOLD you you'd want to be able to post to Facebook up here!! 1.2857 0.03094 287 215 62 10
2436 is this the beginning or the end of the ice age? 1.2857 0.03317 273 208 52 13
2437 I see you're not the only one using Viagra for altitude sickness. 1.2857 0.03453 280 218 44 18
2438 No he is the amenable snowman. 1.2857 0.03391 259 197 50 12
2439 He said your walking stick is a bit cliche. 1.2857 0.03235 273 206 56 11
2440 When you shave, it grows back thicker. 1.2857 0.03202 266 199 58 9
2441 And that’s what can happen to you if you don’t use the proper sunscreen. 1.2852 0.03269 284 217 53 14
2442 He said "Because it's there." 1.2852 0.03231 284 216 55 13
2443 Good thing we wore sunglasses, he didn't recognize us. 1.2852 0.03402 277 214 47 16
2444 I'm not sure either why we're in a cartoon with no possible funny caption 1.2852 0.03552 277 218 39 20
2445 A whole bunch of them are protesting this week at the summit. They've had it with the "Big Foot" and "Abomidable" name-calling. 1.2852 0.03440 277 215 45 17
2446 He may be Abominable but when we’re together he takes me over the top. 1.2852 0.03501 270 210 43 17
2447 Something about Pokémon Go. 1.2852 0.03579 270 212 39 19
2448 On his way to work, “scaring the crap out of skiers “. 1.2852 0.03462 270 209 45 16
2449 Well I think he's perfectly bominable. 1.2852 0.03442 263 202 47 14
2450 You won't believe it!_They have opened a STARBUCKS at the summit! 1.2848 0.03191 309 238 54 17
2451 He didn’t seem so abominable to me. 1.2848 0.03138 302 230 58 14
2452 Well, you're an abominable boyfriend for even thinking that. 1.2847 0.03187 295 225 56 14
2453 I told you he wouldn’t be in our selfie 1.2847 0.03420 288 225 44 19
2454 Don't ask me, I'm still working on why the chicken crossed the road. 1.2847 0.03213 281 213 56 12
2455 'He was nice - not abominable at all!" 1.2847 0.03442 281 219 44 18
2456 Our next Sherpa will have big shoes to fill. 1.2847 0.03465 274 213 44 17
2457 If this wasn't in the New Yorker, I'd make a fart joke. 1.2847 0.03579 274 216 38 20
2458 Maybe a little sketchy but I wouldn’t say abominable. 1.2847 0.03347 274 210 50 14
2459 All I said was that he put on a few pounds. Sheesh! 1.2846 0.03487 267 207 44 16
2460 He was complaining about all the tabloid "fake news" about him. I said "get in line"! 1.2846 0.03405 267 205 48 14
2461 He told me just to tap the "Find People to Follow" option 1.2846 0.03606 267 210 38 19
2462 I guess he's gone vegan. 1.2846 0.03662 253 198 38 17
2463 Sorry Ralph, it's just that his feet are bigger , if you catch my drift. 1.2846 0.03690 246 192 38 16
2464 He ate Giovanni..said he wanted a little Italian 1.2845 0.03765 239 187 36 16
2465 Rock, paper, scissors...who asks for the selfie. 1.2843 0.03331 299 233 47 19
2466 Let's not report him. I f we did the climb would be littered with trash and t-shirt stands. 1.2843 0.03297 299 232 49 18
2467 He asked if I had seen a large pair of sandals. 1.2842 0.03297 285 219 51 15
2468 You hired him you follow him, I'm going home. 1.2842 0.03334 285 220 49 16
2469 Friendly enough, but his hygiene is abominable! 1.2842 0.03504 278 218 41 19
2470 Unlike you, he was gentle. 1.2842 0.03429 278 216 45 17
2471 Yet he was most polite. 1.2842 0.03234 278 211 55 12
2472 Well, I didn't find him at all abominable. 1.2841 0.03330 271 207 51 13
2473 Chad, next time we're wearing fur instead of this moisture-wicking material. 1.2841 0.03451 271 210 45 16
2474 Is it rude to ask for a photo? 1.2841 0.03490 271 211 43 17
2475 Gosh! Do you think it was something I said? 1.2841 0.03302 264 200 53 11
2476 Yeah, that guy's an animal. 1.2841 0.03345 264 201 51 12
2477 I told you I'd find hiking boring. Can we go home now? 1.2841 0.03513 264 205 43 16
2478 He said the bathrooms are just up ahead. 1.2840 0.03405 257 196 49 12
2479 He wants a better royalty deal and approval on the photographer before he'll sign. 1.2840 0.03373 250 189 51 10
2480 He wants to show me something... 1.2838 0.03164 303 232 56 15
2481 I'm not going one step further until he puts some pants on. 1.2838 0.03058 303 229 62 12
2482 "....all I did was ask if he was Straight, Gay, or related to Trump." 1.2838 0.03397 303 239 42 22
2483 The Yeti calls us National Geographic tools & walks away? 1.2837 0.03302 289 223 50 16
2484 Sorry, Larry. But he wants to have kids, too. 1.2837 0.03242 282 215 54 13
2485 He said the wifi password is yeticoolers. 1.2837 0.03164 282 213 58 11
2486 He just wants us to go back home, and do something about all this warming. 1.2836 0.03296 275 210 52 13
2487 He said no to a threesome 1.2836 0.03215 275 208 56 11
2488 I showered after him at the base of mountain. He clogged the whole drain.. 1.2836 0.03454 275 214 44 17
2489 You didn’t have to go and call him a Neanderthal and all. 1.2836 0.03415 275 213 46 16
2490 He said he’s going to get high. 1.2836 0.03376 275 212 48 15
2491 Okay Todd, so his "Yeti's Yurts" is not on airbnb, but he said he has a vacancy. I say we follow him. 1.2836 0.03394 268 206 48 14
2492 You don't have to worry; paleo guys aren't my type. 1.2836 0.03435 268 207 46 15
2493 Yet he walks. 1.2835 0.03455 261 201 46 14
2494 Hurry back! Hurry back! Not "hairy back", you idiot! Now we'll never find our way off this mountain. 1.2835 0.03325 261 198 52 11
2495 Oh, I told him we prefer to take our own selfies. 1.2835 0.03455 261 201 46 14
2496 No, no... that's his twin brother, the 'Abdominal' Snowman. 1.2835 0.03563 254 197 42 15
2497 Trust me. He's cold. 1.2834 0.03540 247 190 44 13
2498 Look...I've told you that your jealous outbursts are a sign of an overactive imagination! 1.2833 0.03198 293 224 55 14
2499 Todd! I told you no one wanted to hear your thoughts on the wall! 1.2833 0.03478 293 232 39 22
2500 I knew it, he's with Hillary! 1.2833 0.03376 293 229 45 19
2501 He asked whether he's ever come to where I live to bother me. 1.2833 0.03198 293 224 55 14
2502 He wants us to pack out our poop. 1.2833 0.03198 293 224 55 14
2503 He doesn’t seem concerned about climate change 1.2832 0.03055 286 214 63 9
2504 He knows the territory and his rates are low. 1.2832 0.03173 286 217 57 12
2505 Ugh. Freeclimbers 1.2832 0.03397 286 223 45 18
2506 So Rex Tillerson DID take the high road." 1.2832 0.03418 279 217 45 17
2507 He'd join us but he doesn't have a thing to wear. 1.2832 0.03418 279 217 45 17
2508 He said we should have turned where I told you to! 1.2832 0.03264 279 213 53 13
2509 I didn't catch his name 1.2832 0.03303 279 214 51 14
2510 I told you so. 1.2831 0.03556 272 214 39 19
2511 He asked me if my boots came in size 32. 1.2831 0.03360 272 209 49 14
2512 Just because he's ahead of you doesn't make him abominable. 1.2829 0.03481 258 199 45 14
2513 Actually he's very polite and gave very detailed directions! 1.2829 0.03257 258 194 55 9
2514 I asked for a photo for my Instagram, but apparently he's off social media. 1.2829 0.03455 251 192 47 12
2515 He said the we'll get the best selfie over the next ridge. 1.2828 0.03292 290 224 50 16
2516 He said he’ll guide us to the top if we help tweak his personal brand. 1.2828 0.03255 290 223 52 15
2517 I didn't mean to offend him; he just really doesn't look like a Dave to me. 1.2827 0.03309 283 218 50 15
2518 I'm leaving you, I've met someone new. 1.2827 0.03421 283 221 44 18
2519 He's been asked to leave the hike...his behavior has been abominable. 1.2827 0.03309 283 218 50 15
2520 He's a Himalayan and I miss the Rockies - it just wasn't going to work..... 1.2826 0.03246 276 210 54 12
2521 He asked me who shot J.R. I told him I had no idea. 1.2826 0.03246 276 210 54 12
2522 Sorry, Brad. Love is where you find it. 1.2826 0.03481 276 216 42 18
2523 Well, that’s a relief. I thought we’d be underdressed. 1.2825 0.03145 315 243 55 17
2524 It shrinks? 1.2825 0.03464 269 209 44 16
2525 Why can't you be more abominable? 1.2825 0.03424 269 208 46 15
2526 1) Now, do you believe me? 2) Told you so! 3) When Hairy met Sally. 1.2825 0.03504 269 210 42 17
2527 Yeah, but his manners are abominable 1.2825 0.03383 269 207 48 14
2528 Too bad we forgot our phones, we could’ve had him take a picture for social media to let people know we hiked. 1.2825 0.03464 269 209 44 16
2529 I hate tourist season. 1.2824 0.03486 262 203 44 15
2530 Jason, believe me, we're just friends. He means nothing to me -- honestly! 1.2824 0.03486 262 203 44 15
2531 He said he is regretting the end of the holidays, when he has to start wearing pants again. 1.2824 0.03377 301 237 43 21
2532 No, I havn't seen anything unusual. 1.2824 0.03418 255 195 48 12
2533 He's a great guide, despite the language barrier. 1.2824 0.03463 255 196 46 13
2534 I explained we just don’t believe he’s real. 1.2823 0.03528 248 191 44 13
2535 He said that he couldn't believe he finally found us and couldn't wait get home and text Sasquatch the news. 1.2821 0.03332 280 216 49 15
2536 He said we took a wrong turn in Bhutan. 1.2821 0.03268 273 208 53 12
2537 He resents being called 'abominable'. 1.2821 0.03349 273 210 49 14
2538 No, come on . . . Let’s show once and for all that size doesn’t matter! 1.2820 0.03280 305 238 48 19
2539 He's a lot taller than I thought. 1.2819 0.03333 298 233 46 19
2540 He says he prefers to be called 'Frosty' from now on. 1.2819 0.03292 259 196 53 10
2541 I was NOT flirting. Your jealousy can be so abominable. 1.2819 0.03426 259 199 47 13
2542 We gotta go back. He said it's closed during Trump's summit conference with Bigfoot. 1.2818 0.03209 291 223 54 14
2543 I rather have the flexibility of layering. 1.2817 0.03578 252 196 41 15
2544 ‘This is just like that old saying, “If a tree falls in a forest and no one has their camera, did it really happen?”’ 1.2817 0.03534 252 195 43 14
2545 Claims he saw me in Frisco. I've never even been to Frisco! 1.2817 0.03373 284 221 46 17
2546 Just because I'm leaving him for you doesn't make him abominable. 1.2817 0.03373 284 221 46 17
2547 He's free-range. You? 1.2817 0.03373 284 221 46 17
2548 He said if we tag him he's going to unfriend us 1.2817 0.03299 284 219 50 15
2549 Amateurs... 1.2817 0.03410 284 222 44 18
2550 I told him, waxing might help. 1.2817 0.03373 284 221 46 17
2551 Well that was rude! 1.2816 0.03544 277 219 38 20
2552 He can't pose now. He's having an abominable hair day. 1.2816 0.03276 277 212 52 13
2553 Honest! All I did was make a joke about how bad Trump's presidency is. Who knew that HE is part of the guy's base? 1.2815 0.03571 270 213 38 19
2554 He said it's unlikely we catch up to Sisyphus. 1.2815 0.03413 270 209 46 15
2555 Why me? He's your roommate, you go after him. 1.2815 0.03095 302 230 59 13
2556 He invited me for Netflix and chill. 1.2814 0.03303 263 200 52 11
2557 He said we can follow him to the summit Starbucks. 1.2814 0.03474 263 204 44 15
2558 Well maybe if you stop turning around to talk every minute, we'd catch up to him. 1.2814 0.03598 263 207 38 18
2559 He just wanted to use my iPhone pizza delivery. He's getting tired of the frozen one's. 1.2812 0.03582 256 200 40 16
2560 He says the restaurant is on the other mountain. 1.2812 0.03192 288 220 55 13
2561 Five bucks to pose in a selfie? That's abominable. 1.2812 0.03376 288 225 45 18
2562 Nice guy,but his breath is abominable. 1.2812 0.03230 288 221 53 14
2563 Actually, he’s more adorable than abominable. 1.2810 0.03174 274 207 57 10
2564 He says your behavior was abominable. 1.2810 0.03378 274 212 47 15
2565 I have to go - we are having drinks with Bigfoot and Sasquatch. 1.2809 0.03423 299 237 40 22
2566 That was the maitre de. He says they're ALWAYS closed on Mondays. 1.2809 0.03313 267 204 51 12
2567 He says he’s going back to where it’s civilized! 1.2809 0.03397 267 206 47 14
2568 He's looking for wifi. 1.2809 0.03270 267 203 53 11
2569 This blind mountaineering trip was a cool idea! I wonder what we're missing? 1.2809 0.03519 267 209 41 17
2570 With the government shut down and all...he decided to just head back home! 1.2809 0.03558 267 210 39 18
2571 Did you have to humiliate him by calling attention to his foot size? 1.2808 0.03308 292 227 48 17
2572 He may be abominable, but at least he's a man. 1.2808 0.03414 260 200 47 13
2573 After all this time, all he wanted was to just say hi. 1.2807 0.03135 285 216 58 11
2574 He said we should have taken a left at the last crevasse 1.2807 0.03251 285 219 52 14
2575 How could you forget the camera, they won't believe we reached the summit ! 1.2806 0.03305 278 214 50 14
2576 23andMe said I am 2% Yeti and your mom says I’m abominable. 1.2806 0.03383 278 216 46 16
2577 We’re lost! Why didn’t you ask him for directions? 1.2806 0.03383 278 216 46 16
2578 He says the nearest Starbucks about three miles southwest... 1.2805 0.03156 303 233 55 15
2579 Look Todd, I just want a man with a little more mystique...goodbye. 1.2804 0.03237 271 206 54 11
2580 He said a brown loafer in size 27 1/2. 1.2804 0.03442 271 211 44 16
2581 He tells me he knows where Jimmy Hoffa is buried. 1.2804 0.03442 271 211 44 16
2582 How hard was it to find this guide? 1.2804 0.03279 271 207 52 12
2583 I don’t know....my last hiking partner left some pretty big shoes to fill. 1.2804 0.03097 296 225 59 12
2584 Sure, we dated for awhile, but that’s over now. 1.2804 0.03170 296 227 55 14
2585 I don't care about your getting back to nature! This is why we NEVER leave home without our phones anymore! 1.2804 0.03241 296 229 51 16
2586 You can be so abominable yourself sometimes. 1.2803 0.03504 264 206 42 16
2587 If you would have used the politically correct term, 'Large Lower Extremity' , he wouldn't have been so offended. 1.2803 0.03421 264 204 46 14
2588 You're the abominable one! 1.2803 0.03248 264 200 54 10
2589 Should we just follow your dad? 1.2803 0.03540 289 231 35 23
2590 What are the chances of running into each up here! 1.2803 0.03294 289 224 49 16
2591 He was asking for directions to Sunglass Hut. 1.2803 0.03220 289 222 53 14
2592 I told you Greg, I’m with Steve now. 1.2803 0.03330 289 225 47 17
2593 There will be no further statement at this time. 1.2802 0.03612 257 202 38 17
2594 What did you say to make him feel bad? 1.2801 0.03195 282 215 55 12
2595 I'm sure He knows where he's going. 1.2801 0.03155 282 214 57 11
2596 He was very happy. I convinced him he was not Abominable. 1.2800 0.03328 275 212 49 14
2597 Don't trust him, he doesn't even have the right gear. 1.2799 0.03586 268 212 37 19
2598 Yes, I saw him,Todd. And no, I don't think any less of you. Now can we finally focus on me? 1.2798 0.03474 243 186 46 11
2599 Of course not. He asked, but I told him I have a boyfriend. 1.2797 0.03279 286 221 50 15
2600 It was long ago. 1.2797 0.03566 286 229 34 23
2601 I'm sorry - but he has bigger feet 1.2796 0.03410 279 218 44 17
2602 JUST Loch Ness left to see. 1.2796 0.03295 279 215 50 14
2603 He says that troop 6000 stopped by yesterday, so unless we have Thin Mints we should take a hike. 1.2796 0.03255 279 214 52 13
2604 Is there a word for how rude that...that...snowman was? 1.2796 0.03448 279 219 42 18
2605 He says since global warming took a turn for the worse, he's going to wait us out. 1.2795 0.03335 297 233 45 19
2606 He left the oven on. 1.2794 0.03547 272 215 38 19
2607 I think he said something about getting out more and trying to seem less abominable. 1.2794 0.03431 272 212 44 16
2608 Did you have to say "Abominable"? 1.2794 0.03483 247 190 45 12
2609 I'm sorry John, I HAVE to go with him 1.2793 0.03461 290 230 39 21
2610 Sorry, but he’s invited me to go see his etchings. 1.2793 0.03742 222 172 38 12
2611 No John, he said he hungers for visitors. 1.2792 0.03325 265 203 50 12
2612 No clue. He said it was 'adorable snowman,' and then split. 1.2792 0.03193 265 200 56 9
2613 He says any white grape AOP Savoie wine at Midmountain Chalet will be excellent. 1.2792 0.03325 265 203 50 12
2614 Of course he’s upset, you said he was abominable! 1.2791 0.03167 301 232 54 15
2615 For Pete's sake! Can't we go on a simple date together without your Yeti friend tagging along?! 1.2791 0.03339 258 197 50 11
2616 I didn‘t catch it all. Sounds like a pretty major speech impediment. 1.2791 0.03337 301 237 44 20
2617 He said he can't help us up to the summit. Evidently, he has the flu and feels abominable. 1.2791 0.03383 258 198 48 12
2618 I can't put my foot on it, exactly, but I think 'elusive' sums up our guide's character nicely. 1.2791 0.03270 301 235 48 18
2619 Let’s just let that one pass! 1.2791 0.03096 301 230 58 13
2620 It can't be real Bob, see, it left no footprints." 1.2791 0.03200 258 194 56 8
2621 Yep, we are so high! 1.2790 0.03079 319 246 57 16
2622 He's the Abominable Snowman impersonator I told you about. I met him in Vegas. 1.2790 0.03277 276 212 51 13
2623 He really wishes you would stop calling him abominable. 1.2790 0.03112 276 208 59 9
2624 He said because of climate change he's becoming the Abdominal No-man. 1.2789 0.03392 294 232 42 20
2625 James, for the millionth time Yetis are not real. Can we just keep walking. 1.2789 0.03253 294 228 50 16
2626 He said he’s sorry, but he’s not into threesomes. 1.2788 0.03158 312 242 53 17
2627 This is why I told you I prefer the Bahamas! 1.2788 0.03291 269 206 51 12
2628 At first he was angry, but then I let him know the value on his cave was about to skyrocket. 1.2788 0.03249 269 205 53 11
2629 He just wants to show me his etchings..... 1.2787 0.03306 287 223 48 16
2630 No, Dad, calling my boy friend "abominable" is racist. 1.2786 0.03361 280 218 46 16
2631 I asked him if he’d ever considered a body wax. 1.2786 0.03284 280 216 50 14
2632 I thought you said he knew the way. 1.2786 0.03323 280 217 48 15
2633 Now that we’ve settled that, I want us to talk about why I still believe there’s income inequality. 1.2786 0.03399 280 219 44 17
2634 Don't worry. He's got 5 stars on Yelp. 1.2786 0.03399 280 219 44 17
2635 I've never seen him in my life, I swear! 1.2785 0.03187 298 230 53 15
2636 Downhill with you or follow my bliss...? 1.2785 0.03222 298 231 51 16
2637 Not nearly as abominable as you! 1.2784 0.03628 255 201 37 17
2638 Can you believe it? I know, no gear! 1.2784 0.03541 255 199 41 15
2639 I know he looks a little rough around the edges, but he’s got a big heart. 1.2784 0.03340 273 211 48 14
2640 He prefers "Sasquatch". 1.2784 0.03420 273 213 44 16
2641 Abominable" is in the eyes of the beholder 1.2784 0.03238 291 225 51 15
2642 He was Secretary of something or other. 1.2784 0.03310 291 227 47 17
2643 Do you think he spotted us? 1.2784 0.03310 291 227 47 17
2644 I asked, but he didn't want to sign my Yeti water bottle 1.2784 0.03416 291 230 41 20
2645 And I still say he flashed me. 1.2783 0.03042 309 236 60 13
2646 Also a jerk. I guess I''ll just get back on Tinder. 1.2782 0.03398 266 206 46 14
2647 He believes our Yeti tumblers are an infringement of his copyright. 1.2782 0.03314 266 204 50 12
2648 It's no use, Brad. I'd follow him to the ends of the earth. 1.2782 0.03440 266 207 44 15
2649 He promised he'd write 1.2782 0.02973 284 212 65 7
2650 He said he's looking for his MAGA hat. 1.2780 0.03416 295 234 40 21
2651 He says the difficult part is coming back down 1.2778 0.03404 270 210 45 15
2652 Big mouth – our guide just quit! Now you've got big shoes to fill. 1.2778 0.03332 288 225 46 17
2653 How would you like to be called abominable? 1.2778 0.03296 288 224 48 16
2654 Can’t you just savour the moment for one second Howard and stop thinking about your Instagram content. 1.2778 0.03439 288 228 40 20
2655 He asked for directions to the White House. 1.2778 0.03523 270 213 39 18
2656 I told him it’s over, yeti can’t stop meeting me. 1.2778 0.03281 270 207 51 12
2657 Isn’t that the guy who makes those coolers? 1.2776 0.03277 317 251 44 22
2658 He says he's Sisyphus, but something's wrong. 1.2776 0.03156 281 214 56 11
2659 Ugh...why didn't you ask him for directions Todd? 1.2776 0.03351 281 219 46 16
2660 He said to just follow in his footsteps 1.2776 0.03156 281 214 56 11
2661 So much for big feet big... 1.2776 0.03536 281 224 36 21
2662 We discussed movie and book deals, but he wants control of his likeness. 1.2776 0.03156 281 214 56 11
2663 So great bumping in to you up here. No, not much new with me I can see mentioning. 1.2776 0.03074 281 212 60 9
2664 It's not him, the hands are too small... 1.2776 0.03423 263 204 45 14
2665 And he says you’re abominable, Jim. 1.2774 0.03264 292 227 49 16
2666 You go with him, let me know how it works out for you. 1.2773 0.03441 256 198 45 13
2667 Altitude training may result in unusual side effects. Consult your doctor or physician if you have any concerns. 1.2773 0.03441 256 198 45 13
2668 I suppose you’ll tell me the sky is falling next? 1.2772 0.03280 285 221 49 15
2669 I'm sorry, I can't explain it. I just have to follow him. 1.2772 0.03243 285 220 51 14
2670 Too be honest, Dave, I prefer a man with more hair on his chest. 1.2771 0.03772 249 199 31 19
2671 I told you it said its preferred pronouns are they, them, their!" 1.2770 0.03374 278 217 45 16
2672 It said we can use its wifi. 1.2770 0.03176 278 212 55 11
2673 I don't care if he knows a shortcut, I'm tired of talking about Harry and the Hendersons. 1.2770 0.03525 278 221 37 20
2674 Tindr had him miles away. 1.2770 0.03488 278 220 39 19
2675 Sorry, but I like men with big feet. 1.2770 0.03450 278 219 41 18
2676 Not worth the trouble. He’ll still be President when you come down. 1.2770 0.03450 278 219 41 18
2677 Are you here for the Bigfoot meetup group? 1.2770 0.03335 278 216 47 15
2678 Yet he persists, unlike you 1.2768 0.03249 289 224 50 15
2679 He would like us to join him for lunch. 1.2768 0.03473 271 213 41 17
2680 Bob: What do you mean it's over? Mary: Have you seen the size of his feet? 1.2768 0.03270 271 208 51 12
2681 Who cares about communing with nature! We could have gone viral! 1.2767 0.03238 300 234 49 17
2682 It's the next thing in smart wool 1.2767 0.03203 300 233 51 16
2683 I​ guess it's not true​ what they say about males with big feet. 1.2766 0.03186 282 216 54 12
2684 He told me that he’s a figment of our imagination. 1.2766 0.03264 282 218 50 14
2685 He's upset you called him abominable. 1.2765 0.03319 311 247 42 22
2686 I just called him Sasquatch....I think I might have put my Big Foot in it..... 1.2765 0.03495 264 207 41 16
2687 I didn't think he was abominable at all. 1.2765 0.03107 293 224 57 12
2688 It's true. 1.2765 0.03463 293 234 37 22
2689 Why did you have to tell him he was abominable? 1.2765 0.03325 293 230 45 18
2690 Why are you so surprised to see him? He had to lose the orange hair and find someplace to hide out. 1.2765 0.03463 293 234 37 22
2691 There's no doubt that ONE of you is being abominable. 1.2764 0.03437 275 216 42 17
2692 He says there is a Starbucks at the peak! 1.2763 0.03275 304 239 46 19
2693 I think the air must be getting thin! 1.2763 0.03208 304 237 50 17
2694 His Facebook feed made him seem so much nicer. 1.2762 0.03270 286 222 49 15
2695 Hey, just remember that he promised a selfie with you at the top 1.2761 0.03417 268 209 44 15
2696 Dammit. I forgot my phone! 1.2759 0.03393 261 202 46 13
2697 No, I did not used to date that guy. 1.2759 0.03348 290 228 44 18
2698 Remember when we did not see the basketball playing gorilla ? 1.2759 0.03239 290 225 50 15
2699 Of course he wouldn’t wear pants, I just didn’t think it through is all. 1.2759 0.03127 290 222 56 12
2700 It’s over Perry. I’ve moved on. 1.2759 0.03239 290 225 50 15
2701 He didn't even say hello. That's abominable! 1.2757 0.03262 301 236 47 18
2702 Yet i still don't believe. 1.2757 0.03330 301 238 43 20
2703 He says he's going to the White House for a job interview with Trump. 1.2757 0.03689 272 220 29 23
2704 It's true what they say about a snowman with big feet. 1.2756 0.03368 283 222 44 17
2705 If you think that's an impressive sight, wait till you get to the top. 1.2756 0.03410 254 196 46 12
2706 The docs seem to think it a testerone issue. 1.2756 0.03410 254 196 46 12
2707 You know what else is abominable? This conversation. 1.2756 0.03222 254 192 54 8
2708 He says take a hard left, next mountain over, the Starbucks is a couple of hundred feet up on the right. 1.2755 0.03209 294 228 51 15
2709 I'll tell you what's abominable, your sense sense of direction! 1.2755 0.03315 265 204 49 12
2710 Someone had to be his first! 1.2755 0.03272 265 203 51 11
2711 He didn't find me abominable enough. 1.2755 0.03358 265 205 47 13
2712 Personally, I didn't think he behaved that abominably. 1.2755 0.03442 265