Contest #646


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646

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “I choose to remember Aspen as it was.”
  2. “I still say separate vacations would have been a better idea.”
  3. “My summer body isn’t ready.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2019-01-14T01:07:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2019-01-28T01:07:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2019-01-22T01:07:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued January 28, 2019
Number of captions 6076
Number of responses 1626322
Number of participants -


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Like it would have killed you to ask him for directions. 1.6716 0.04745 268 139 78 51
1 Oh, shit! What if your sister-in-law is also right about God? 1.6466 0.04678 283 155 73 55
2 Don’t bring a camera, you said. Just enjoy the experience, you said. 1.6312 0.04612 301 172 68 61
3 He just walked by like he thinks we don't exist. 1.6305 0.04896 249 137 67 45
4 He asked that we please wait while he gets his camera or his friends will never believe him. 1.6245 0.04904 253 142 64 47
5 Oh, so first he doesn't exist and now he's flirting with me? 1.6209 0.04620 277 154 74 49
6 He said it’s not him but he gets asked that all the time. 1.6180 0.04581 267 145 79 43
7 Unplug" you said. "Leave the phones in the car" you said 1.6136 0.04530 295 168 73 54
8 He doesn’t believe in us either. 1.6000 0.04843 250 143 64 43
9 He walked past me like I didn’t exist. 1.5985 0.04742 259 148 67 44
10 He said he didn't believe in us either. 1.5983 0.04951 239 137 61 41
11 Once and for all, Bob, stop following us. It’s over. 1.5978 0.04596 276 158 71 47
12 He wants us to wait here while he gets his camera. He doesn't think think anyone will believe him. 1.5978 0.04545 271 152 76 43
13 He asked for us to wait here while he gets his camera. 1.5964 0.04611 275 158 70 47
14 He says we're only allowed to take blurry photos. 1.5958 0.04566 287 167 69 51
15 He acted like we don't even exist. 1.5904 0.04581 271 155 72 44
16 Oh, he says he doesn't believe in you either. 1.5846 0.04413 260 142 84 34
17 I believe you owe me a dollar. 1.5817 0.04571 263 150 73 40
18 Before you meet my family, there's something I need to tell you. 1.5800 0.04316 300 173 80 47
19 He said that he doesn't believe in us either. 1.5745 0.04568 275 162 68 45
20 Yeah, he saw us, but they'll never believe him 1.5745 0.04450 282 164 74 44
21 He said he doesn’t believe in us either. 1.5736 0.04643 265 156 66 43
22 He says he never really believed in us either. 1.5709 0.04573 268 157 69 42
23 He's a lot less blurry in person. 1.5709 0.04443 261 147 79 35
24 Would it kill you to, just once, ask someone for directions? 1.5704 0.04399 291 171 74 46
25 "Leave the phone in the car," you said! "There'll be no time for photos," you said! 1.5659 0.04746 258 155 60 43
26 He said he always believed we existed. 1.5627 0.04454 263 151 76 36
27 I think we should start seeing other species. 1.5627 0.04228 279 157 87 35
28 He can't believe we're real. He's going to get a camera. 1.5613 0.04504 269 158 71 40
29 We went on one date! How was I supposed to know we would run into him here? 1.5607 0.04905 239 144 56 39
30 Still think we should have left our phones in the car Mr. Be In The Moment? 1.5585 0.04651 265 160 62 43
31 He’s leaving. Apparently he’s late for a summit meeting. 1.5575 0.04229 287 165 84 38
32 He said he's not surprised; he's questioned his own existence his whole life. 1.5524 0.04837 248 152 55 41
33 'We'll leave our smartphones in the car,' you said. 'Let's really be in the moment this time,' you said. 1.5517 0.04647 261 158 62 41
34 He's really let himself go since the impeachment. In fact I wasn't sure it was really him till he grabbed my ass 1.5468 0.04683 278 176 52 50
35 He said if anyone asks, we haven’t seen him. 1.5455 0.04611 242 142 68 32
36 He’s less blurry in person. 1.5437 0.04543 252 149 69 34
37 He was going to come down until I told him who the president is. 1.5429 0.05121 245 160 37 48
38 He said, due to the government shutdown, the rest rooms are closed. 1.5421 0.04696 273 173 52 48
39 He asked us to wait here while he got his camera. He said if he doesn't take our picture, his friends won't believe we exist. 1.5401 0.04321 287 173 73 41
40 He ignored us like we didn't even exist. 1.5390 0.04544 269 165 63 41
41 Sure, Rich, and Santa Claus is right behind you. Now can we please get back to talking about what happened last night? 1.5387 0.04182 284 166 83 35
42 He says the real abomination is your cargo pants." 1.5345 0.04147 290 171 83 36
43 He said there’s no such thing as human beings and no one will believe he saw us. 1.5323 0.04638 248 151 62 35
44 The difference is, he, unlike you, is evolving. 1.5315 0.04588 254 155 63 36
45 It's 2019. We don't use the word "abominable" anymore. 1.5301 0.04482 249 148 70 31
46 If we could just stop arguing, we might actually see something interesting! 1.5269 0.04637 260 163 57 40
47 That guy? He’s a legend around here. 1.5269 0.04211 279 166 79 34
48 All I said was "I've seen bigger". 1.5255 0.04392 274 168 68 38
49 He's going to try 'outdoorsy' instead of 'abominable' in his dating profile 1.5255 0.04174 274 161 82 31
50 Sorry, but I was cold, he's covered in fur. It just happened. 1.5236 0.04289 275 166 74 35
51 Unlike you, I'm fine with asking a local for directions. 1.5217 0.04184 276 164 80 32
52 As soon as he's out of the way, can you take my picture ? 1.5209 0.04597 263 166 57 40
53 He's a legend around here. 1.5208 0.04346 265 160 72 33
54 Just man up and ask him for directions 1.5206 0.04418 267 164 67 36
55 No! I will not "look behind me", and stop trying to change the subject. 1.5206 0.04575 267 169 57 41
56 Nice try, but I'm not falling for "made you look" again! 1.5194 0.04487 283 181 57 45
57 I hate it when you won't ask locals for directions. 1.5194 0.04459 283 180 59 44
58 First person we see in days and you STILL won't ask for directions! 1.5156 0.04427 256 156 68 32
59 He’s mature, ruggedly handsome, and not lost. Owen, this is goodbye. 1.5153 0.04249 262 156 77 29
60 Don't bother. He's lost too. 1.5150 0.04335 266 162 71 33
61 Let’s leave our phones home,” you said 1.5147 0.04450 272 171 62 39
62 He doesn't believe in you either. 1.5147 0.04450 272 171 62 39
63 I obviously made my decision! Please stop following us! 1.5146 0.04514 274 175 57 42
64 He says he might have the right charger. 1.5135 0.04144 296 182 76 38
65 You and your 'let's experience the hike and not bring a camera' 1.5133 0.04405 263 162 67 34
66 I’m not falling for that “he’s right behind you” trick. 1.5131 0.04419 267 166 65 36
67 No, Craig, I don’t believe Bigfoot is over my left shoulder. I believe you have commitment issues. 1.5106 0.04724 235 147 56 32
68 Can't you just ask for directions, he's clearly a local. 1.5104 0.04344 288 183 63 42
69 Oh, like we don’t run into your exes every time we go grocery shopping. 1.5094 0.04445 265 166 63 36
70 He doesn't think we're real. 1.5088 0.04351 285 181 63 41
71 He said he was ready to go public, but with the government shutdown, no one at the Smithsonian picked up the phone. 1.5076 0.04581 262 168 55 39
72 He said, "I exist. Get over it. 1.5075 0.04246 268 163 74 31
73 SERIOUSLY, he whistled at me, and you do NOTHING? 1.5075 0.04439 268 169 62 37
74 He said it’s always been on his bucket list, too. 1.5055 0.04165 275 167 77 31
75 He said he'll come back down after the 2020 election. 1.5054 0.04364 279 177 63 39
76 You never look at ME like that. 1.5024 0.04754 209 127 59 23
77 Climate change has everyone relocating. 1.5021 0.04715 243 156 52 35
78 Let's get back to nature", you said. "Leave the cell phones in the cabin", you said 1.5020 0.04656 247 158 54 35
79 I trust him, he's a local. 1.5018 0.04260 275 171 70 34
80 He doesn't believe we exist 1.5018 0.04222 281 175 71 35
81 Well, Mr. Know-It-All, it looks like that wasn't fresh grizzly bear scat we've been seeing on the trail today. 1.5000 0.04484 262 167 59 36
82 He saw me but said his friends would never believe him. 1.5000 0.04537 258 165 57 36
83 ‘He said that he had never actually believed that we existed before now.’ 1.4982 0.04222 281 176 70 35
84 He says since 2016, he doesn't feel all that abominable. 1.4981 0.04509 265 171 56 38
85 For once, can you just admit I was right? 1.4980 0.04544 255 163 57 35
86 I don't see why people think being blind takes away from the hiking experience. We aren't missing a thing! 1.4980 0.04557 249 158 58 33
87 No, it is his brother Abysmal. 1.4979 0.04531 243 152 61 30
88 He says it's not us..he can't get cell service either. 1.4964 0.04172 280 174 73 33
89 I told you getting a guide off the internet was risky. 1.4962 0.04203 266 163 74 29
90 No problem! He doesn't believe in us either. 1.4962 0.04274 260 160 71 29
91 Jason has really changed since being on the paleo diet. 1.4937 0.04694 237 152 53 32
92 He’s the new Secretary of the Interior. 1.4909 0.04322 275 176 63 36
93 He’s having a wall built and he says we’re paying for it. 1.4908 0.04587 273 183 46 44
94 The Big Foot is not actually his most notable feature. 1.4908 0.04307 271 172 65 34
95 He says we don't exist. 1.4906 0.04388 267 171 61 35
96 ...aloof, a bit abrupt, but certainly not abominable. 1.4903 0.04415 257 163 62 32
97 That was awkward. 1.4903 0.04415 257 163 62 32
98 I swear, if you say, "Are we there yeti?" one more time.... 1.4901 0.04639 253 166 50 37
99 That reminds me; did you call your Mother? 1.4891 0.04698 229 146 54 29
100 He says he's going to a summit meeting. 1.4889 0.04123 270 166 76 28
101 Nobody will believe him when he says he saw us. 1.4885 0.04510 260 169 55 36
102 I thought YOU were bringing the camera. 1.4871 0.04243 271 171 68 32
103 I refuse to have this conversation every time we run into one of my ex boyfriends! 1.4869 0.04451 267 174 56 37
104 All the brochure said was “Expert Guide.” 1.4868 0.04027 302 191 75 36
105 No. I was water bottles. You were camera. 1.4868 0.04214 302 198 61 43
106 He’s blurrier in pictures. 1.4867 0.04438 263 170 58 35
107 You’re supposed to say ‘Snowperson’. 1.4867 0.04209 300 196 62 42
108 Balding, orange hair, small paws, thinks he's the King of the mountain . . . . I'm sure it's him. 1.4866 0.04068 298 189 73 36
109 I'm sorry, Todd. But he just seems better prepared for what's ahead. 1.4854 0.04392 239 148 66 25
110 No, I told YOU to bring the camera! 1.4853 0.04231 272 172 68 32
111 This is not what I expected when they said we'd have a native tour guide. 1.4846 0.03732 293 174 96 23
112 Seriously! Why is it so hard for you men to ask for directions?! 1.4845 0.04367 258 164 63 31
113 Quick, give me the grainiest camera you have. 1.4836 0.04412 275 181 55 39
114 Do you still want to meet others matching your DNA? 1.4836 0.04472 275 183 51 41
115 Why is it always my "stupid camera" when we leave it in the car? 1.4831 0.04322 267 171 63 33
116 And Yeti persisted. 1.4830 0.04247 265 167 68 30
117 See, even he asked for directions! 1.4811 0.04325 264 169 63 32
118 He said we have to leave. The park is closed. 1.4811 0.04325 264 169 63 32
119 Way to go, genius! The politically-correct term is 'Sasquatch-American'! 1.4806 0.04502 258 169 54 35
120 Yeah, like I'm gonna trust the guy who needs a pole to hike up this mountain versus the one who's doing it butt ass naked. 1.4788 0.04489 259 170 54 35
121 Well, at least HE's not afraid to ask for directions. 1.4779 0.04479 272 182 50 40
122 He asked me who was President. I told him and he laughed. 1.4778 0.04147 293 190 66 37
123 We're high, but not that high, are we? 1.4777 0.04023 291 184 75 32
124 I think this ancestry-DNA search has taken us as far as we want it to 1.4775 0.04014 289 182 76 31
125 You stare at his ass for the next 5,000 feet if you like. I'm going back to the chalet 1.4774 0.03974 287 179 79 29
126 I found our sperm donor. 1.4772 0.04321 285 189 56 40
127 I’m going with him. HE was willing to stop and ask for directions. 1.4769 0.04397 281 188 52 41
128 He said time waits for snowman. 1.4760 0.04208 271 173 67 31
129 Suddenly you look better to me. 1.4760 0.04043 271 168 77 26
130 He said he's going to build a wall and the valley residents are going to pay for it. 1.4757 0.04417 267 176 55 36
131 That's another "no" for chief of staff. 1.4747 0.04614 257 173 46 38
132 Would it kill you to ask for directions? 1.4743 0.04429 253 164 58 31
133 I'm not looking at that hairy butt for the next ten thousand feet! 1.4741 0.04198 251 156 71 24
134 Great. Today would be the day you forget your camera. 1.4739 0.04210 268 171 67 30
135 No, you said YOU were going to bring the camera. 1.4737 0.04200 266 169 68 29
136 If your goal for today was to make a yeti cry, then congratulations Tom.... 1.4731 0.04302 279 184 58 37
137 Well, maybe you should treat him like he exists… 1.4727 0.04098 275 174 72 29
138 No one is going to believe us! The first blind couple to hike to the peak! 1.4722 0.04718 252 172 41 39
139 What do you mean you forgot to bring the camera? 1.4718 0.03924 301 191 78 32
140 NO GEORGE, my nipples are hard because it’s COLD! 1.4717 0.04537 265 179 47 39
141 Crap, he's lost too. 1.4713 0.04258 261 167 65 29
142 Furloughed. He works in the park. 1.4713 0.04327 261 169 61 31
143 I suppose you forgot the camera again. 1.4708 0.04080 291 188 69 34
144 'Let's live in the moment,' you say...'NO phones, NO cameras'. Wayda go, Brad." 1.4701 0.04372 268 177 56 35
145 Time in the Trump White House definitely changes a person. 1.4697 0.04487 264 177 50 37
146 Fine, if you won’t ask him for directions I will. 1.4694 0.04462 245 159 57 29
147 He said to "unfollow" him. 1.4691 0.04374 243 155 62 26
148 He says he will give us each a pair of skis if we sit through a time share presentation. 1.4691 0.04564 243 160 52 31
149 He said he'd be right back with a non-disclosure agreement. 1.4689 0.04248 273 178 62 33
150 Yeah, but I never thought I'd see Trump in the White House either. 1.4688 0.04594 256 173 46 37
151 Remember when you said my camera would be too much extra weight? 1.4679 0.04199 280 183 63 34
152 He asked if we'd wait here while he gets his video camera. 1.4672 0.04361 244 156 62 26
153 We haven’t seen a soul in days and now, you’re too proud to ask for directions?! 1.4667 0.04232 285 189 59 37
154 Why won't you ever ask anyone for directions, Carl? 1.4667 0.04586 225 145 55 25
155 He finds "abominable" offensive and prefers "snowperson." 1.4667 0.04261 285 190 57 38
156 Great, the day we decide to 'be present' and leave our smartphones behind! 1.4667 0.04185 255 161 69 25
157 She's pissed because Everybody thinks she's a male. 1.4664 0.04371 268 178 55 35
158 His big foot isn't the first thing I noticed. 1.4664 0.04306 268 176 59 33
159 I don’t think your dad likes me. 1.4664 0.04463 253 167 54 32
160 The old “Look behind you” joke. Creative Paul! 1.4664 0.04441 238 153 59 26
161 Why? He makes me laugh. That's why. 1.4655 0.04128 275 177 68 30
162 Aloof, yes — abominable seems excessive though. 1.4654 0.04198 260 166 67 27
163 You and your "Let's leave our phones at the lodge." 1.4650 0.04102 286 186 67 33
164 Quick... Grab the camera that only takes blurry pictures! 1.4648 0.04301 284 191 54 39
165 He asked that we get off his lawn. 1.4644 0.04014 267 167 76 24
166 The politically correct phrase is "Hirsute-American" 1.4643 0.04510 252 168 51 33
167 He said that his mountain is closed because of the government shut down 1.4633 0.04518 259 175 48 36
168 I was lost. He kept me warm. 1.4632 0.04226 272 178 62 32
169 He said to wait while he gets his family. They don't believe in Smallfoot. 1.4630 0.04377 270 181 53 36
170 You go first now, I’m tired of looking at his ass 1.4624 0.04196 266 172 65 29
171 He says he can’t help us because he doesn’t actually exist. 1.4622 0.04479 238 155 56 27
172 The Iceman Leave-ith. 1.4618 0.04225 288 193 57 38
173 The iceman goeth 1.4615 0.04404 260 173 54 33
174 We get as far away from New York as we can and, like, literally on the first day, BOOM, celebrity sighting! 1.4613 0.04039 271 172 73 26
175 He just wanted the WiFi password for the lodge. 1.4612 0.04497 258 174 49 35
176 You had to ask him right off about evolution? 1.4610 0.04293 269 178 58 33
177 Too late. He's already signed with Nike. 1.4605 0.04048 291 190 68 33
178 It's 2019 - the correct term is abominable snowperson 1.4603 0.04294 252 163 62 27
179 Bigfoot doesn’t believe in you either. 1.4601 0.04083 276 178 69 29
180 See, easy. I don't get why you men are so scared of asking for directions. 1.4599 0.04170 274 179 64 31
181 I don't care what he is, we're asking for directions! 1.4598 0.04005 261 163 76 22
182 Why am I the one who always has to ask for directions? 1.4592 0.04131 294 196 61 37
183 He says it's only another hundred yards to the summit, but that he wasn't expecting visitors and we should give him a few minutes to straighten the place up. 1.4591 0.04123 257 163 70 24
184 He wanted to know if we had any weed. 1.4590 0.04104 268 172 69 27
185 Jesus, Doug, you can't just call someone "abominable" 1.4590 0.04495 268 184 45 39
186 Don't worry,if it was real it would have footprints. 1.4587 0.04538 242 161 51 30
187 He's Sasquatch, but he identifies as Yeti. 1.4585 0.04598 253 173 44 36
188 He’s upset. He found out what ‘abominable’ means. 1.4585 0.04230 277 184 59 34
189 If anyone is acting abominable right now it’s you, Brad. 1.4582 0.03852 299 191 79 29
190 What do you mean, you don't have the camera?! 1.4582 0.04061 275 177 70 28
191 I really think it’s time to swallow your pride and ask for directions, Steve. 1.4582 0.04126 275 179 66 30
192 NO, "Are we there yeti?" is NOT a funny joke when he's standing right there!! 1.4577 0.04091 284 186 66 32
193 Well, I like him. He doesn't talk about himself all the time. 1.4577 0.03936 284 181 76 27
194 It would seem more real to me if there were footprints. 1.4577 0.04231 260 169 63 28
195 You won't believe this, I just saw Steve Bannon in the nude. 1.4563 0.04528 263 181 44 38
196 Dude. Stop asking 'are we there, Yeti?' 1.4557 0.04530 237 157 52 28
197 Why are you always afraid to ask for directions? 1.4556 0.04562 248 168 47 33
198 All he asked was, is Trump still president?” 1.4552 0.04201 290 196 56 38
199 This happens literally every time I forget my phone. 1.4545 0.04042 264 168 72 24
200 He has cousins in Oregon. 1.4545 0.04148 264 171 66 27
201 I could not understand him. He was talking in Yetish. 1.4539 0.04054 304 204 62 38
202 Really, Larry? CHEWBACCA? 1.4538 0.04631 238 161 46 31
203 Quit being so stubborn and ask him for directions! 1.4532 0.04147 267 174 65 28
204 What happens on K-2,stays on K-2. 1.4525 0.04016 263 167 73 23
205 Bro, if you aren't sure, use gender neutral pronouns. 1.4520 0.04090 281 185 65 31
206 He's pretending we don't exist. 1.4516 0.04142 279 185 62 32
207 You SERIOUSLY did not bring a camera? 1.4510 0.04253 255 167 61 27
208 Well, Daniel, if you really must know, he said I could do better. 1.4505 0.04145 273 180 63 30
209 I asked, but he's not from around here. 1.4505 0.04536 222 145 54 23
210 Abominable yes, but in a good way. 1.4504 0.04180 242 154 67 21
211 He wants us off his lawn. 1.4502 0.04265 271 182 56 33
212 Actually, I expected a female president to appear first. 1.4498 0.04352 269 183 51 35
213 He may be abominable but at least he hasn't been complaining the whole trip. 1.4498 0.04190 269 178 61 30
214 Oh, like your back is any less hairy. 1.4496 0.04153 278 185 61 32
215 I guess that wasn’t moose scat. 1.4494 0.04345 267 181 52 34
216 He was really very nice. All he wanted was a selfie to prove that humans actually exist. 1.4491 0.04016 285 187 68 30
217 He said to tell Mr. Trump,he isn't interested in being Attorney General! 1.4491 0.04341 285 198 46 41
218 He wanted to know if there REALLY is a Donald Trump. 1.4484 0.04180 281 189 58 34
219 Incredible! He wasn't ashamed to ask for directions. 1.4480 0.04203 279 188 57 34
220 I know what a Yeti is. It's your mansplaining I find abominable. 1.4478 0.04123 297 202 57 38
221 Don't you just hate getting passed by someone older than you. 1.4478 0.04234 268 179 58 31
222 He says the restrooms are closed during the shutdown. 1.4478 0.04396 268 184 48 36
223 Now you want to ask for directions! 1.4478 0.04134 268 176 64 28
224 He said he's heading north before there's a wall going into Canada. 1.4477 0.04614 239 163 45 31
225 I'm sorry John. I've found my missing link. 1.4475 0.04154 257 167 65 25
226 I showed him the video but he still thinks Trump is a mythical beast. 1.4474 0.04257 266 178 57 31
227 What’ could possibly be more important than what I have to say?! 1.4466 0.04237 262 174 59 29
228 I know, but he says he has wi-fi back at his place. 1.4463 0.04417 242 161 54 27
229 YOU tell him he's off trail. 1.4462 0.04261 260 173 58 29
230 He said he thought we were a hoax. 1.4462 0.04155 260 170 64 26
231 What you see on this mountain, stays on this mountain. 1.4460 0.04056 278 183 66 29
232 We just had coffee, I swear. 1.4457 0.04105 258 167 67 24
233 If he comes back, just tell him that you meant to say "adorable." 1.4453 0.04351 247 164 56 27
234 And I thought you had a hairy ass. 1.4453 0.04380 256 173 52 31
235 I don’t know why they call him abominable. He’s delightful. 1.4452 0.04034 283 187 66 30
236 Rob! He was just starting to trust us! “Are we there yeti!?” Really?! 1.4452 0.03943 292 192 70 30
237 I think the acid is kicking in. 1.4449 0.04415 245 164 53 28
238 Okay, Mr. Mountaineer, now you can tell people even Bigfoot thinks you’re a jerk. 1.4449 0.04334 254 170 55 29
239 He makes me feel like a natural woman. 1.4449 0.04113 254 164 67 23
240 He said you’re hallucinating, probably dehydrated, and drink more water. 1.4448 0.04118 281 188 61 32
241 He wanted to know if we had any Grey Poupon. 1.4441 0.03824 295 191 77 27
242 He prefers "Differently-Sized Foot." 1.4436 0.04152 257 168 64 25
243 I asked, “Are we there, Yeti?” but he didn’t even crack a smile. 1.4432 0.04108 264 173 65 26
244 He just wanted to know if Mueller had completed the investigation yet. 1.4431 0.04285 255 170 57 28
245 He’s just run back for his camera - I told him we wouldn’t mind waiting. 1.4428 0.04197 271 182 58 31
246 He said he's trying to find himself 1.4427 0.04235 262 175 58 29
247 Don't look at me like I don't exist. 1.4427 0.04310 253 169 56 28
248 Ask me again in 9 months. 1.4427 0.04453 253 173 48 32
249 I didn't like his altitude. 1.4424 0.04118 278 186 61 31
250 Aloof, maybe, but abominable? 1.4424 0.04086 269 177 65 27
251 I'm leaving. And yes, Dan, size does matter. 1.4421 0.04530 242 165 47 30
252 It's definitely time for the oxygen. 1.4420 0.03911 276 178 74 24
253 He said he's going to the summit on climate change. 1.4416 0.04130 274 183 61 30
254 Wow, and to think all this time the legend has been about the size of his foot. 1.4415 0.04300 265 180 53 32
255 I've met someone. 1.4413 0.04034 247 157 71 19
256 I don't believe in you either! 1.4411 0.04047 263 171 68 24
257 I met him on Timber. 1.4405 0.04321 252 169 55 28
258 Quit trying to make me look. 1.4400 0.03920 275 178 73 24
259 I'm just dying to ask 'Are we there, Yeti?' 1.4398 0.04152 266 177 61 28
260 Apparently "yeti" is no longer politically correct. 1.4396 0.04007 273 179 68 26
261 We have to wait here while they review our asylum request. 1.4394 0.04070 264 173 66 25
262 He said, "Go back and tell them that my name is NOT Bigfoot, Yeti, or Sasquatch. It's Frank. My name is Frank." 1.4394 0.04070 264 173 66 25
263 Why is it so hard to just admit when you're lost and ask for directions? 1.4393 0.04248 280 193 51 36
264 Actually, I'd say more "rude" than "abominable." 1.4392 0.04173 255 168 62 25
265 Yeti persisted... 1.4391 0.04195 271 183 57 31
266 Well how much would you have tipped him? 1.4390 0.04021 287 192 64 31
267 Wow, that was a near myth! 1.4390 0.04081 287 194 60 33
268 A picture is worth a thousand words only if someone's husband didn't forget the camera ! 1.4387 0.03981 269 175 70 24
269 They never believe him, but he's going to tell his friends he spotted us. 1.4384 0.04074 276 184 63 29
270 Roger, I'm leaving you. Size matters. 1.4384 0.04232 276 189 53 34
271 Maybe you're the abominable one, Gary. 1.4382 0.04207 267 180 57 30
272 Has it ever occurred to you that perhaps you're the abominable one, Craig? 1.4382 0.04140 267 178 61 28
273 He said he's tired of submitting cartoon captions to the New Yorker and getting rejected ... 1.4378 0.04283 249 166 57 26
274 NOW you're telling me you forgot the camera?! 1.4375 0.04270 256 172 56 28
275 He says, “If you were hung like he is, you wouldn’t wear pants either.” 1.4373 0.04258 279 193 50 36
276 He said: 'You never saw me' 1.4373 0.04073 279 187 62 30
277 He's looking for a open bathroom since the park has been shut down..... 1.4373 0.04422 263 183 45 35
278 I don’t know what he wanted, I don’t speak French. 1.4367 0.04485 245 168 47 30
279 He hasn't seen him, either. 1.4364 0.04051 275 183 64 28
280 Nudists have had to adapt to the climate up here. 1.4363 0.04232 259 174 57 28
281 ...let's leave our Iphones at the camp site and enjoy nature without any outside distractions." Well, what a great idea that turned out to be. 1.4362 0.04040 282 189 63 30
282 He's going to put his clothes on, he didn't know we were up here. 1.4360 0.04381 250 170 51 29
283 “We’ve been invited up for drinks at six.” 1.4359 0.03972 273 179 69 25
284 No, he doesn't talk, but he smiled when I called him "Chewbacca." 1.4358 0.04074 257 168 66 23
285 He thought we were just a myth. 1.4356 0.04173 264 177 59 28
286 Nice work, now he’s offended. It’s 2019, they are called Abominal Snow PEOPLE. 1.4353 0.04352 255 174 51 30
287 From now on, I'm in charge of packing the camera. 1.4353 0.04281 255 172 55 28
288 That wasn't 'black ice' you stepped into on the way up! 1.4350 0.04396 246 167 51 28
289 Jesus Christ, will you stop following me Greg! I’m with Harry now. It’s time for you to let go. 1.4349 0.04281 269 185 51 33
290 Gary, I NEVER said back hair was a deal breaker. 1.4349 0.04027 292 198 61 33
291 He says, no thanks, he's satisfied with his current Internet provider. 1.4346 0.04029 283 190 63 30
292 I’m not asking for directions! Let’s just follow him, he looks local. 1.4346 0.04060 283 191 61 31
293 Look at me when I'm talking to you! 1.4343 0.04126 274 185 59 30
294 Stop changing the subject again like you did at that lake in Scotland! 1.4341 0.04383 258 178 48 32
295 I'd rather just follow him on Twitter. 1.4340 0.04056 265 175 65 25
296 Quick. Go ask if he'll take our picture. 1.4337 0.04039 279 187 63 29
297 You know how angry it makes me when you don’t look at me when I’m speaking to you. 1.4337 0.04039 279 187 63 29
298 With Jim and Nancy deep in conversation, yet again, the illusive Yeti escapes unnoticed. 1.4336 0.04303 256 174 53 29
299 Well, there's a busted myth--he seemed perfectly lovely. 1.4335 0.03970 263 171 70 22
300 Cool! What's next on your bucket list? 1.4331 0.03924 284 188 69 27
301 You never liked ANY of my boyfriends! 1.4327 0.04052 245 158 68 19
302 And you wasted your batteries posting trail pics on Instagram. 1.4322 0.04070 273 183 62 28
303 And you just couldn't, possibly, have asked him for directions ? 1.4318 0.04273 264 181 52 31
304 He says he's building a wall, and he wants us to pay for it. 1.4315 0.04500 241 166 46 29
305 I thought you brought the camera 1.4314 0.04314 255 174 52 29
306 No Karen, I will not ask him for directions! 1.4307 0.03997 267 176 67 24
307 Yes, I'm going with him. He's confident, reliable and doesn't carry a custom walking stick! 1.4307 0.04220 274 189 52 33
308 That reminds me. My mother-in-law is coming to visit next week. 1.4307 0.04251 274 190 50 34
309 He said he came down to get his "23 and me" results. 1.4306 0.04125 288 199 54 35
310 Actually, it's your attitude that I find abominable. 1.4303 0.04291 251 170 54 27
311 He told us to get off his lawn. 1.4302 0.04346 258 178 49 31
312 We both listed "like to hike" on our profiles and he's vegan too. 1.4302 0.04133 258 172 61 25
313 Awkwardly introverted and bit self conscious, but hardly abominable. 1.4302 0.04089 265 177 62 26
314 He was asking about the Mueller investigation. 1.4302 0.04293 265 183 50 32
315 JUST ASK FOR DIRECTIONS! 1.4302 0.04192 265 180 56 29
316 Not to be nitpicky, but I think you're supposed to say, 'Abominable SnowPERSON.' 1.4298 0.04304 228 150 58 20
317 He says he eats only locally sourced hikers. 1.4297 0.04040 263 174 65 24
318 Seriously, Chris? Abominable? It's 2019. 1.4296 0.04135 270 183 58 29
319 He said if you keep whistling he's going to eat us, and I agree. 1.4291 0.04204 261 177 56 28
320 He seems more irritable than abominable. 1.4291 0.03951 261 170 70 21
321 He's not coming back down until Trump is impeached. 1.4291 0.04079 275 186 60 29
322 YOU ask to take a selfie with him! 1.4290 0.03743 303 200 76 27
323 If you won't ask him for directions, I will. 1.4286 0.04479 231 157 49 25
324 No, really, Josh. I think he'd be perfect for your sister. 1.4281 0.03949 278 185 67 26
325 Downwind is not where to be. 1.4280 0.03918 271 178 70 23
326 What do you mean he makes you feel inadequate. 1.4280 0.04134 264 178 59 27
327 Why didn't you ask him for directions? 1.4280 0.04357 257 178 48 31
328 It’s nothing like that. I just do his hair. 1.4280 0.04287 257 176 52 29
329 We can digital detox in February, Stu - Gimme the damned iPhone. 1.4275 0.04319 276 195 44 37
330 He wolf-whistled me and you just stand there doing nothing? 1.4275 0.04347 255 176 49 30
331 He's lost too! 1.4275 0.04312 255 175 51 29
332 He's for a free Tibet in theory -- but no donation. 1.4270 0.04064 267 179 62 26
333 I can't believe you didn't ask him for directions. 1.4265 0.03838 279 183 73 23
334 Turns out they’re not that rare. 1.4265 0.03872 272 178 72 22
335 Oh, now you know better than the locals? 1.4264 0.04291 265 184 49 32
336 We can still claim First Ascent. No one will believe in him. 1.4260 0.04151 277 191 54 32
337 There! You hurt his feelings...happy now? 1.4259 0.03856 270 176 73 21
338 Would it have killed you to call him 'Mister' Bigfoot? 1.4256 0.04326 242 164 53 25
339 NOW do you believe me? 1.4255 0.03841 282 186 72 24
340 How come nobody is leaving footprints? 1.4254 0.04155 268 183 56 29
341 I asked him what the conditions were at the top and all he said was "abominable." 1.4250 0.04023 280 190 61 29
342 I think we are officially too high now. 1.4249 0.03738 313 210 73 30
343 And I suppose you're going to say this is all in my head too? 1.4249 0.04163 273 188 54 31
344 Maybe NOW you’ll ask for directions. 1.4249 0.04163 273 188 54 31
345 If it weren't for the snow blindness, I'm sure we'd be seeing something amazing right now. 1.4248 0.04004 266 177 65 24
346 He said that from now on he'd prefer to be known as 'The Somewhat Ill-Tempered Snowperson.' 1.4248 0.04004 266 177 65 24
347 Bob, I've met someone. 1.4247 0.04225 259 177 54 28
348 He says we're a figment of his imagination. 1.4246 0.04007 252 165 67 20
349 Sure, he's abominable, but at least he listens 1.4246 0.04162 252 169 59 24
350 We must be Really high. 1.4241 0.04213 257 175 55 27
351 He's up to 12,000 steps. 1.4240 0.04022 283 193 60 30
352 It’s not just his foot that’s big. 1.4235 0.04011 281 191 61 29
353 You know what's 'abominable,' Brandon? Your constant need to deflect. 1.4234 0.04399 248 172 47 29
354 A little surly, sure, but abominable? 1.4233 0.03737 300 199 75 26
355 So, Yeti's a female! She asked for directions. 1.4232 0.04131 267 182 57 28
356 You had to bring up global warming, didn't you? 1.4231 0.04032 260 173 64 23
357 I’m just saying, I know he was rude, but Abominable seems a bit harsh…” 1.4228 0.04041 272 184 61 27
358 I've been lying to you,Dave. Size does matter. 1.4226 0.04221 265 183 52 30
359 Neither of us believe in you, either. 1.4225 0.04072 284 196 56 32
360 He won't be back. He said that amid the events of 2018 he hardly feels abominable at all anymore. 1.4223 0.04395 251 175 46 30
361 We can only take a selfie with him if we promise the photo will be blurry and out of focus. 1.4219 0.04223 256 175 54 27
362 I guess not everyone needs a $300 European trekking pole, Julian. 1.4219 0.04187 256 174 56 26
363 He said you can take pictures of his tracks but anything else and you’ll be hearing from his lawyers. 1.4216 0.03909 268 177 69 22
364 I never thought this ancestry thing would take us this far. 1.4212 0.03962 273 183 65 25
365 This is the last Airbnb I let you book. 1.4212 0.04096 273 187 57 29
366 He doesn’t know we exist either! 1.4209 0.03792 297 199 71 27
367 He called me Snowflake, Roger. Are you going to let him get away with that? 1.4209 0.04105 278 192 55 31
368 Well if that's how you feel maybe you shouldn't have put "adventurous" in your profile 1.4208 0.03890 259 169 71 19
369 He said a picture is fine. He just needs to throw on some pants and grab a release form. 1.4207 0.04017 271 183 62 26
370 This tour guide is an absolute legend. 1.4206 0.04082 252 168 62 22
371 He muttered, 'There goes the neighborhood". 1.4205 0.04022 264 177 63 24
372 Since we're lost, this might not have been the best time to share that you don't believe in his existence. 1.4205 0.04163 264 181 55 28
373 We got our selfie. Now let's go before we miss the plane to Loch Ness. 1.4201 0.04239 269 188 49 32
374 Now we're losing him. You just had to make one more prefrontal cortex joke, didn't you? 1.4198 0.04186 262 180 54 28
375 What do I have to do to get you to ask for directions? 1.4196 0.03988 286 196 60 30
376 Stop trying to change the subject... 1.4195 0.04196 267 185 52 30
377 He's also moving to Canada. 1.4194 0.03932 279 188 65 26
378 Damn it. Quit saying there's a Yeti behind me because I will not fall for that again and again! 1.4191 0.03971 272 183 64 25
379 Let’s leave our phones in the car,” you said 1.4186 0.04233 258 178 52 28
380 He's abominable, Gary? We've been listening to you whine about your sinuses since base camp. 1.4186 0.04161 258 176 56 26
381 He wouldn’t stop talking about “An Inconvenient Truth.” 1.4184 0.03966 282 192 62 28
382 What do you mean you forgot the camera!? 1.4184 0.04401 239 165 48 26
383 Nobody says good morning anymore. 1.4183 0.04138 263 180 56 27
384 Yes, I'm sure those wild mushrooms were fine. Why? 1.4183 0.03885 263 173 70 20
385 Mansplain THAT! 1.4181 0.03977 287 197 60 30
386 Surprisingly, he has less back hair than you. 1.4180 0.04220 256 176 53 27
387 He’s said I looked nothing at all like my Tinder profile. 1.4179 0.04115 268 184 56 28
388 Well, there goes the best guide ever. I TOLD you he wouldn’t want to be in your selfie! 1.4179 0.04050 280 193 57 30
389 Of course you think it’s a ‘he.’ 1.4179 0.03986 280 191 61 28
390 Why do you always have to bring up politics as soon as we meet someone? 1.4179 0.03954 280 190 63 27
391 He's not abominable, he's French. 1.4178 0.03866 292 198 66 28
392 He does look like Chewbacca!” “You didn’t have to say that to his face. 1.4177 0.04075 249 166 62 21
393 Oh my god it's a small world. He knows Sasquatch! 1.4176 0.04053 261 176 61 24
394 I'm sorry Brandon, but I needed to find out if what they say about big feet is true 1.4176 0.04196 261 180 53 28
395 Oh, Harold. It was nothing, a one time thing. On a totally different mountain. 1.4176 0.04158 273 190 52 31
396 I'm thinking of stopping shaving my legs. 1.4173 0.04103 266 182 57 27
397 It makes me wonder what else I've missed while endlessly staring at my phone. 1.4172 0.04095 290 204 51 35
398 A rarer sighting would be you committing to me. 1.4170 0.04170 283 200 48 35
399 He says he doesn't want to be Chief of Staff. 1.4167 0.04330 264 187 44 33
400 Yeah,yeah,yeah,I'm sure the YETI is behind me. I'm not falling for that line again! 1.4164 0.03930 269 180 66 23
401 He just needed to borrow my chapstick. 1.4164 0.03966 269 181 64 24
402 The tour book did say that our guide would be a natural climber. 1.4161 0.03948 274 185 64 25
403 Well you can't just call someone "abominable" before you get to know them. 1.4160 0.03983 250 165 66 19
404 He said, "Sorry, I'm a tourist here myself". 1.4158 0.03935 291 200 61 30
405 Oh just ASK 1.4157 0.03967 255 169 66 20
406 I said are we there?”He said “Not Yeti. 1.4157 0.04120 255 173 58 24
407 Please stop saying "ladies first". 1.4157 0.04082 255 172 60 23
408 Good news--he says there IS cell service at the top! 1.4156 0.03977 243 159 67 17
409 Aren't we supposed to wait until he's far away and indiscernible, before we take a picture? 1.4154 0.04102 272 188 55 29
410 I thought you had the camera. 1.4154 0.03968 272 184 63 25
411 It looked like him, but it wasn’t him. 1.4154 0.04135 260 178 56 26
412 I already told you, Gary, he’s just a friend from college. 1.4153 0.04356 248 173 47 28
413 No, he said it wasn't him. 1.4152 0.04080 277 192 55 30
414 He said the restaurant at the top is worth the effort. 1.4151 0.03825 265 174 72 19
415 He said "summit" is a noun, not a verb. 1.4150 0.04400 253 179 43 31
416 I found him to be very bominable, actually 1.4146 0.04419 246 173 44 29
417 His hands are tiny. 1.4146 0.03974 287 198 59 30
418 Because he is everything you are not! 1.4144 0.04064 263 179 59 25
419 At least I´m not too stubborn to ask directions. 1.4144 0.04170 263 182 53 28
420 Now look what you've done! You don't smell so great after 4 days in the woods either. Now go apologize to him! 1.4143 0.03751 280 185 74 21
421 He's depressed. No one believes in him any more. 1.4141 0.03756 256 165 76 15
422 I asked him “Are we there Yeti?” Apparently he doesn’t like puns. 1.4137 0.03971 278 190 61 27
423 Yes, I'm leaving you. He's just so comfortable in his own skin. 1.4137 0.04072 249 167 61 21
424 He said a sitting president can be indicted. 1.4134 0.04167 254 174 55 25
425 Compared to all the others, our guide is a legend. 1.4129 0.04122 264 182 55 27
426 Nevermind that. Why has the cartoonist neglected drawing in the footprints? 1.4129 0.04226 264 185 49 30
427 Just ask him for directions already! 1.4128 0.04004 281 194 58 29
428 When I said bring the YETI I meant the cooler. 1.4128 0.04327 235 161 51 23
429 I thought you said it would just be the two of us this time... 1.4126 0.03826 286 193 68 25
430 He says enough already. Both he and climate change are real. 1.4125 0.04057 257 174 60 23
431 I say we pass him. It's no picnic being downwind from Big Foot. 1.4124 0.03978 274 187 61 26
432 You're not changing the subject, we're going to talk about why it's been 5 years and you haven't proposed! 1.4124 0.03933 291 201 60 30
433 Abominable Snow MAN"?! Now go apologize to her right now 1.4124 0.03779 291 196 70 25
434 Yet he...? Yet he, WHAT? 1.4122 0.04180 262 182 52 28
435 I don't care how famous he is, just ask him for directions 1.4120 0.04059 250 168 61 21
436 All I said was I thought he’d be a lot taller in person. 1.4120 0.04059 250 168 61 21
437 He prefers to be called Larger-than-Average Foot. 1.4120 0.03802 267 176 72 19
438 You were right,it is worth it to get a local guide. 1.4120 0.04088 267 184 56 27
439 It's a North Face onesie. 1.4120 0.04156 284 202 47 35
440 He says he's not coming down until after the 2020 elections. 1.4118 0.04371 255 181 43 31
441 You can only ask “Are we there Yeti?” so many times. 1.4115 0.04203 260 181 51 28
442 Amazing news! He's going to get us the wifi password. 1.4115 0.04059 260 177 59 24
443 I'm sorry, but I think he will keep me warmer tonight than you can. 1.4114 0.03863 316 222 58 36
444 Of course—ask the ten-foot-tall male for directions. To hell with my map, right? 1.4113 0.04040 265 181 59 25
445 Turns out we’ve strayed onto private property. 1.4113 0.04075 265 182 57 26
446 Look at me when I’m talking to you, Harold. 1.4111 0.03815 287 194 68 25
447 'SnowPERSON' 1.4111 0.04177 253 174 54 25
448 Pleasant guy; very opinionated about global warming 1.4111 0.04215 253 175 52 26
449 He says it's a clothing optional peak. 1.4109 0.03969 258 173 64 21
450 See?! I told you that your non-stop yodeling was annoying. 1.4107 0.03916 280 191 63 26
451 All he said was that ‘abominable’ is derogatory, and kept walking 1.4106 0.04097 263 181 56 26
452 What? All I said was that I thought his feet would have been bigger. 1.4104 0.04006 268 183 60 25
453 Well maybe he thinks you're abominable. 1.4096 0.04301 249 174 48 27
454 He says we’re lost 1.4096 0.03727 293 197 72 24
455 Jimmy really went paleo! 1.4096 0.03881 293 202 62 29
456 Next time I hire the guide. 1.4094 0.03888 276 187 65 24
457 He wanted to borrow a phone charger. 1.4094 0.03854 276 186 67 23
458 I agreed to help him continue the species 1.4093 0.04178 259 180 52 27
459 The first sign of oxygen deprivation is hallucinating. 1.4093 0.03839 281 190 67 24
460 I asked. No selfies. 1.4091 0.03980 286 199 57 30
461 You’re really going to mansplain a Yeti to me right now?!?! 1.4089 0.03900 291 201 61 29
462 That explains all the yellow snow! 1.4089 0.04029 269 185 58 26
463 Well, he's cheaper than the last guide and he really seems to know his way around! 1.4089 0.03994 269 184 60 25
464 Sasquatch? you call a Yeti a Sasquatch? How do you expect him to react? 1.4088 0.03873 274 185 66 23
465 He says he won't seat us until the rest of our party arrives. 1.4086 0.04308 257 182 45 30
466 O.K., you win. But I still don't believe in seahorses. 1.4085 0.03938 284 196 60 28
467 Yes, Helen, I'm well aware of what they say about the size of a man's foot. 1.4084 0.04070 262 180 57 25
468 All I said was, "Yeti or not?" Apparently he's heard that one before. 1.4082 0.03980 267 182 61 24
469 Very funny, you had to ask him if he knew Chewbacca! 1.4081 0.03927 272 185 63 24
470 It’s over Jim, I live on the mountain with Satch now. 1.4078 0.03957 282 195 59 28
471 He said wait here, we can take a picture, but he wants to get his hat first. 1.4078 0.04052 282 198 53 31
472 How was I supposed to know that Yeti is now a derogatory term? 1.4077 0.03830 260 172 70 18
473 So what if he gets there first? Who's he gonna to tell? 1.4074 0.04051 270 187 56 27
474 Go ahead and laugh....you can't even grow a decent mouscache! 1.4074 0.03948 270 184 62 24
475 Why are you so surprised? I told you I had family in the area. 1.4073 0.03930 275 188 62 25
476 I think we're going to need another pronoun. 1.4070 0.03766 285 192 70 23
477 He asked how the Jets did this season, then just shook his head and walked away.” 1.4070 0.03958 285 198 58 29
478 Of course I didn't look. 1.4070 0.04364 258 185 41 32
479 You're always trying to change the subject...we need to talk about US! 1.4069 0.03908 290 201 60 29
480 I'm leaving you for someone I can believe in . 1.4065 0.04259 246 171 50 25
481 Don't worry... I gave him a fake number. 1.4064 0.04043 251 170 60 21
482 No, I think you better use ’they/them’. 1.4064 0.04162 283 203 45 35
483 He went back to get his camera 1.4060 0.03917 266 180 64 22
484 Don't be jealous, Dave. How could I know he'd be up here? 1.4059 0.03866 271 183 66 22
485 Where exactly did you hire our guide? 1.4058 0.03654 308 209 73 26
486 He prefers the term 'Hirsute Snowman.' 1.4058 0.04051 276 193 54 29
487 Two young people doing an activity outdoors without taking a selfie- he said he thought that was only a myth! 1.4058 0.03952 276 190 60 26
488 You just had to go and mention you voted for Trump, didn't you? 1.4056 0.04099 286 204 48 34
489 He says to walk quietly because they are having a poetry reading. 1.4053 0.04045 264 182 57 25
490 He says he does not identify as "abominable." 1.4053 0.04081 264 183 55 26
491 He says that he'd like to have us for dinner. 1.4052 0.04026 269 186 57 26
492 The only thing "abominable" on this mountain is your attitude towards meeting new people! 1.4051 0.04124 237 160 58 19
493 I don’t think he’s going to give the camera back. 1.4050 0.04106 242 164 58 20
494 I've made up my mind. I want someone more authentic. 1.4047 0.03791 299 206 65 28
495 Exactly where did you find this guide? 1.4047 0.03974 257 174 62 21
496 Turns out it's pronounced "Yet-Tie" 1.4044 0.04027 272 189 56 27
497 I'm sorry Derrick, this is my chance to walk on the wild side. 1.4044 0.03854 272 184 66 22
498 He said the Summit Gift Shop is closed but the cafe is still open. 1.4043 0.03792 282 191 68 23
499 No! I didn't have the camera. I thought you had the camera... 1.4043 0.03792 282 191 68 23
500 A little obnoxious but I wouldn’t say abominable. 1.4043 0.03792 282 191 68 23
501 Well, Bill, I guess this is goodbye. 1.4039 0.04184 255 178 51 26
502 Apparently, no one has ever called him 'abominable' before. 1.4039 0.03995 255 173 61 21
503 All I said was, "Trump." 1.4039 0.04221 255 179 49 27
504 Did you hear that? 'Tourists!' The smug ape called us tourists! 1.4038 0.04089 260 180 55 25
505 I can't believe you left the camera in the car. 1.4034 0.03586 290 192 79 19
506 Ugh, it's so like him to show up and then just leave. 1.4034 0.03874 290 201 61 28
507 You're following in some pretty big footsteps. 1.4034 0.03796 295 203 65 27
508 You could at least have asked for directions! 1.4033 0.04134 243 166 56 21
509 He's offended you called him "abominable" because he self-identifies as "adorable." 1.4030 0.04019 263 181 58 24
510 It's not the size of his feet I found impressive. 1.4030 0.04171 268 190 48 30
511 A three-way with a Yeti is on your bucket list, Paul, not mine. 1.4029 0.04015 273 190 56 27
512 Dinner’s at 7 but his agent booked a last minute sighting so he might be a touch late. 1.4029 0.03878 273 186 64 23
513 Well, he does seem to know the way, Allen. 1.4024 0.04078 251 172 57 22
514 Relax, I said no. 1.4022 0.03898 271 185 63 23
515 Irascible, unforgettable, but not abominable 1.4022 0.04015 276 193 55 28
516 I don't care if he's your friend... if he's going to hike with us he needs to wear pants! 1.4016 0.04079 244 166 58 20
517 No, I haven't seen Steve Bannon. Why do you ask? 1.4016 0.04120 244 167 56 21
518 Thanks to the governmental parks shutdown, even Big Foot is unemployed. 1.4016 0.04081 254 175 56 23
519 He's not anti-social, he just needs to pee. 1.4015 0.03970 264 181 60 23
520 He said, "No cash, no selfie." 1.4015 0.03934 264 180 62 22
521 He said it’s no fun anymore. Everybody’s abominable. 1.4015 0.04191 269 192 46 31
522 Blame the cold all you want, Richard. His was obviously bigger. 1.4015 0.03969 274 190 58 26
523 He said something about trying to find himself. 1.4015 0.03969 274 190 58 26
524 He says he needs to go off and find himself, for once. 1.4014 0.03950 279 194 58 27
525 Do you know if altitude sickness can cause hallucinations? 1.4014 0.03818 279 190 66 23
526 There's never a good time to say this, Phil... 1.4014 0.04079 279 198 50 31
527 Really? All you have to say is that he looks a little bit like my uncle Fred? 1.4008 0.04163 247 171 53 23
528 Hang on a sec .... he's going to grab his selfie stick. 1.4008 0.03986 252 171 61 20
529 After you.... 1.4007 0.03902 267 182 63 22
530 I thought you packed the camera. 1.4007 0.03919 282 196 59 27
531 You were supposed to pack the camera! 1.4007 0.03776 297 205 65 27
532 He said if anyone should be called 'abominable' it's people like us who drink pumpkin spice lattes and drive a Prius." 1.4000 0.04469 230 163 42 25
533 Bigfoot’s got small hands. 1.4000 0.04181 255 179 50 26
534 He’s more expensive than other guides, but he knows these mountains like the back of his hand. 1.4000 0.04187 245 170 52 23
535 He wants us to stop yodeling. He says he is trying to hibernate. 1.4000 0.03920 285 199 58 28
536 So our Airbnb host seems cool. 1.4000 0.03885 265 180 64 21
537 For once, I agree with you - maybe we shouldn't ask for directions. 1.4000 0.03823 260 174 68 18
538 Just ask! I'm sure it wouldn't be his first selfie. 1.3993 0.03699 288 195 71 22
539 C’mon, he said if we follow him he’ll “make us dinner.” 1.3993 0.04031 268 187 55 26
540 You had to call him Bigfoot? Seriously? This 2019! 1.3993 0.03961 268 185 59 24
541 I guess we'll have to go back. He says the hiking trail is closed because of the shutdown. 1.3992 0.04287 258 185 43 30
542 You're not supposed to call them 'abominable' anymore. 1.3986 0.03798 291 201 64 26
543 He wants to go where snowman has gone before. 1.3986 0.03814 286 197 64 25
544 'Abominable' is a slur, Jim. It's 2019. 1.3985 0.04000 261 180 58 23
545 We're nearly the first blind people ever to climb Everest! 1.3984 0.04240 256 182 46 28
546 He just took my water bottle because it has his name on it. 1.3984 0.04291 246 174 46 26
547 I haven't seen Jerry since high school. Shame, he really let himself go. 1.3983 0.04356 241 171 44 26
548 Of course I didn’t ask for a photo together - he must get that all the time. 1.3980 0.03708 294 201 69 24
549 You're the one who requested an authentic mountain guide! 1.3978 0.03984 269 187 57 25
550 He's unimpressed with his first human sighting. 1.3978 0.03914 269 185 61 23
551 "Were you expecting Julie Andrews?! 1.3977 0.03967 264 182 59 23
552 Are we really going to argue about this now? If it's on a mountain, it's a Yeti, not a Sasquatch! 1.3976 0.03922 254 172 63 19
553 Why won't you ever ask for directions? 1.3973 0.03891 297 210 56 31
554 I thought he'd never leave. 1.3972 0.03980 282 199 54 29
555 He'll be back in a minute - he forgot his phone. 1.3972 0.04043 282 201 50 31
556 Didn’t the doctor say the altitude medicine could have some weird side effects...? 1.3971 0.03694 277 186 72 19
557 He wasn’t the friendliest snowman I’ve ever met, but abominable seems a bit harsh. 1.3966 0.03613 290 195 75 20
558 You really didn't know 'abominable' is an insulting term? 1.3966 0.03837 290 202 61 27
559 I'm just wild about Hairy. 1.3964 0.04032 280 199 51 30
560 Call me in an hour, in case things get weird. Then I’ll have an excuse to bail. 1.3964 0.03852 275 189 63 23
561 He says our small one-toed footprints are scaring his children. 1.3963 0.03867 270 185 63 22
562 Well, you dont look so great naked either. 1.3962 0.03934 260 178 61 21
563 He said we should have called first. 1.3961 0.04102 255 178 53 24
564 This WOULD happen when we agree to hike without our phones. 1.3959 0.03777 293 203 64 26
565 They're an Abominable Non-Binary Snowperson, Doug. 1.3958 0.04069 288 208 46 34
566 No,YOU ask him for direction! 1.3958 0.03887 288 202 58 28
567 No, Derek, you're the one who was being abominable. 1.3958 0.03840 283 196 62 25
568 I don't think so Tom, Yetis are blurrier than that. 1.3958 0.03905 283 198 58 27
569 And I was like 'Yeah, right. And I'm the missing link!' 1.3957 0.03889 278 193 60 25
570 In his case, big feet just means big feet. 1.3956 0.03871 273 188 62 23
571 He said he is not abominable, just misunderstood. 1.3954 0.03938 263 181 60 22
572 When he goes high, we go low. 1.3951 0.03843 286 199 61 26
573 He says go away. The peak is closed due to the government shutdown. 1.3951 0.04326 243 173 44 26
574 He told me he identifies as a Yeti. 1.3947 0.03833 266 181 65 20
575 The only abominable part of this situation is your unwillingness to ask for directions 1.3945 0.03937 289 205 54 30
576 A selfie?! You asked him for a selfie?! 1.3944 0.03861 284 198 60 26
577 So he's abominable. Who are you to talk? 1.3944 0.03988 284 202 52 30
578 He admitted to cranky, but denied being abominable. 1.3943 0.03811 279 192 64 23
579 Chewbacca? Seriously, Neil. Get a life." 1.3942 0.04064 241 165 57 19
580 he said he's making the Himalayas great again... 1.3942 0.04095 274 196 48 30
581 I've found someone. 1.3941 0.03910 269 186 60 23
582 Because he's not obsessed with manscaping, that's why! 1.3941 0.03875 269 185 62 22
583 Call it one more time. He thinks he dropped the phone on this side of the mountain. 1.3939 0.04140 264 188 48 28
584 He's going back to tell his tribe we're real 1.3939 0.04035 264 185 54 25
585 Just this once, could you forget you're a guy, and please ask directions? 1.3939 0.03926 264 182 60 22
586 I've hiked the Canadian Rockies but this is my first time in Sasquatchewan. 1.3938 0.03980 259 179 58 22
587 Well, you finally got to meet my ex. 1.3938 0.03942 259 178 60 21
588 Admit it. We're lost! 1.3935 0.03863 277 192 61 24
589 Are you lost, too? I’m just following that guy... He seems to know the area. 1.3934 0.03773 272 185 67 20
590 Yes, Kevin. It’s goodbye. Size does matter. 1.3933 0.04071 267 189 51 27
591 Don't bother. Nobody will believe you and it will really screw up your career. 1.3933 0.03894 267 184 61 22
592 I didn't bring the camera, I thought you brought the camera! 1.3929 0.04096 252 176 53 23
593 He will show us around, but he said no selfies. 1.3927 0.03655 303 209 69 25
594 Goodbye, Todd. He may be abominable, but at least he’s a good listener. 1.3926 0.03791 270 184 66 20
595 Next time, you pick the tour guide. 1.3925 0.03896 293 208 55 30
596 We're just friends. 1.3925 0.03914 265 183 60 22
597 You're just not out-doorsy enough for me Gerald." 1.3924 0.03852 288 202 59 27
598 He took a selfie with me, he said to show his friends. 1.3923 0.04041 260 182 54 24
599 Well who else should we ask for directions? 1.3921 0.03919 278 195 57 26
600 No, Bigfoot is the one in the forests. Look what you did - now he’s upset. 1.3920 0.04079 250 174 54 22
601 He’s abominable alright but I’ll take that over needy any day. 1.3919 0.03936 273 191 57 25
602 Let him cool off. Now that he knows people are real he needs a moment to adjust. 1.3918 0.04297 245 175 44 26
603 He isn't real and I am not going to turn around. 1.3916 0.04007 263 184 55 24
604 And that’s exactly why it’s important to ask their prounouns before assuming. 1.3916 0.03742 286 197 66 23
605 I gotta go. My boyfriend doesn’t like me talking to strangers. 1.3915 0.03855 281 196 60 25
606 Did he invite us over to dinner or over for dinner? 1.3913 0.03688 299 207 67 25
607 So he's a hairy beast, big deal. He still should say hi when someone says hi to him." 1.3913 0.03837 276 191 62 23
608 Well sometimes you can be abominable too, Chad! 1.3911 0.04059 271 193 50 28
609 Brett's really committed to paleo this year. 1.3911 0.04334 248 179 41 28
610 Its true what they say about big feet. I’m going with him. 1.3910 0.03995 289 208 49 32
611 For the last time, Melvin, NOTHING HAPPENED!!! 1.3910 0.04045 266 188 52 26
612 He may be abominable, but you are being insufferable. 1.3910 0.04045 266 188 52 26
613 So now you’re jealous of a man who’s yet to fully evolve? 1.3910 0.03716 266 179 70 17
614 He says he goes down to the valley once in a while to check on a B & B and gastro-pub he co-owns. 1.3908 0.03841 261 178 64 19
615 Why would you assume he knows Big Foot? Don't you know how offensive that is? 1.3908 0.04097 238 164 55 19
616 He said it's pronounced 'Yay-tea'. 1.3907 0.03739 279 191 67 21
617 He might be abominable, Brad, but at least he's going to make it to the top 1.3906 0.04202 233 162 51 20
618 He’s more ambivalent than abominable. 1.3903 0.04012 269 190 53 26
619 "I don't care if you think he doesn't exist, I'm following him." 1.3903 0.03906 269 187 59 23
620 I'll tell you what's abominable, Stu. Your attitude. 1.3901 0.03909 282 199 56 27
621 Sorry you had to find out this way. 1.3900 0.03743 259 174 69 16
622 He's more of a primate than you'll ever be. 1.3898 0.04069 254 178 53 23
623 You just had to INSIST we didn't bring our iPhones on this hike, didn't you? 1.3898 0.04220 254 182 45 27
624 Well, that was anticlimactic.” 1.3897 0.03979 272 192 54 26
625 He threw my walking stick off the mountain and whispered, "No one will ever believe you." 1.3893 0.03905 262 181 60 21
626 Look, he gets me and you don't. 1.3893 0.03979 262 183 56 23
627 He's abominable, not deplorable. 1.3891 0.04125 239 166 53 20
628 They turned him back at the border. 1.3891 0.04146 257 183 48 26
629 Abominable? I actually found him quite adorable! 1.3891 0.03810 275 190 63 22
630 He asked us to tell the world that his feet are proportionate to the rest of his body -- and that his name is Ralph. 1.3891 0.03844 275 191 61 23
631 Dale! Are you going to let him talk to me like that?! 1.3891 0.04079 275 198 47 30
632 He says he'll retire when they find somebody who can fill his shoes. 1.3889 0.04053 252 176 54 22
633 I'm leaving you, Henry. If I have to settle for an abominable man, it might as well be the real thing. 1.3889 0.04317 252 183 40 29
634 No...he hasn't seen one either! 1.3889 0.04135 270 195 45 30
635 Who knew the word "abominable" was offensive? 1.3889 0.04130 252 178 50 24
636 He isn’t giving us back our cameras. He said he doesn’t want his family all over social media. 1.3886 0.04472 229 165 39 25
637 What do you mean you forgot to pack a camera? 1.3885 0.03848 278 194 60 24
638 Wow, his carbon footprint is tiny! 1.3885 0.04037 260 183 53 24
639 Well, we did agree we'd both see other people. 1.3885 0.03887 260 179 61 20
640 Yup, turns out it’s true what they say about a man with a big foot. 1.3883 0.03933 273 192 56 25
641 At least HE's willing to ask directions 1.3881 0.03836 286 201 59 26
642 It’s not what you think He’s just a friend No one will believe you anyway 1.3881 0.03879 268 186 60 22
643 Let him win. 1.3880 0.03914 250 171 61 18
644 Damnit, Jim - you NEVER want to ask for directions! 1.3880 0.04153 250 177 49 24
645 I’m telling you, he’s just the type of outsider the DNC is looking for. 1.3878 0.04075 263 187 50 26
646 I'm not racist. Some of my best friends are abominable. 1.3878 0.04254 245 175 45 25
647 You’re a nice guy, Doug, but my taste in men has always been abominable. 1.3877 0.04099 276 200 45 31
648 He wants to find himself. 1.3875 0.03987 271 192 53 26
649 He's just a better fit for the life I want to lead. 1.3873 0.03918 284 202 54 28
650 You can be pretty abominable sometimes too, Tad. 1.3873 0.03789 284 198 62 24
651 Let’s respect his self-identification as gender-fluid and use the term “snow-person.” 1.3871 0.03935 248 170 60 18
652 You didn't tell me we were coming to meet your parents. 1.3871 0.03937 279 198 54 27
653 He said to make sure the photos of him are really blurry 1.3871 0.04215 248 177 46 25
654 No one will ever believe we forgot our phones. 1.3870 0.03683 292 202 67 23
655 Are you sure the sign said this hike was good for "abdominals." 1.3870 0.04168 261 188 45 28
656 But I'm still right about Loch Ness 1.3866 0.03867 269 187 60 22
657 He says our big carbon footprint scares him. 1.3862 0.04039 246 171 55 20
658 He's the least abominable thing in my life right now. 1.3862 0.04120 246 173 51 22
659 He's not so abominable when you get to know him. 1.3861 0.04009 259 182 54 23
660 He's abominable until he's had his coffee. 1.3860 0.04009 272 194 51 27
661 He says the "y" is silent. 1.3860 0.04109 272 197 45 30
662 Abominable? Quite the contrary, I found him perfectly delightful. 1.3860 0.03843 285 201 58 26
663 Apparently people tell him that all the time. 1.3859 0.03812 298 212 57 29
664 I guess we are on the Evolutionary Path! 1.3858 0.03909 254 175 60 19
665 I'm going with him. You can keep the kids. 1.3858 0.03958 267 188 55 24
666 You ALWAYS complain when I ask for directions!! 1.3858 0.03850 267 185 61 21
667 Let's just ask for directions! 1.3856 0.04202 236 166 49 21
668 I'm sorry, Jason, but size does matter. 1.3855 0.04084 249 175 52 22
669 Sorry Larry. Size matters. 1.3855 0.04259 262 192 39 31
670 I told him the park bathrooms are still closed. 1.3855 0.03627 275 186 72 17
671 Shouldnt it be Big Feet? 1.3855 0.03806 275 191 62 22
672 He asked me if I’ve seen his pants. 1.3852 0.03977 244 168 58 18
673 I’m not sure what he meant, but he mumbled something about needing to build a wall. 1.3852 0.03989 283 204 49 30
674 It's your turn to ask for directions. 1.3849 0.03906 265 185 58 22
675 He doesn't look anything like his picture. 1.3849 0.03832 265 183 62 20
676 He says he's in the Witness Protection Program. 1.3846 0.03894 273 192 57 24
677 You just had to go and talk about his feet, didn't you. 1.3846 0.04183 234 164 50 20
678 He wanted the WiFi password. 1.3843 0.04090 255 181 50 24
679 He said we can take his picture, but to wait until he's far away so that it will be really grainy. 1.3843 0.03896 255 176 60 19
680 I think that's the new one piece from The North Face 1.3843 0.04167 242 171 49 22
681 I told you that stupid wall wouldn't work 1.3841 0.03927 289 208 51 30
682 Strange...he kept muttering, 'No collusion, no collusion, no collusion', as he walked by! 1.3841 0.03834 289 205 57 27
683 I don’t care if he’s the last of his kind, if you’re not going to tell him we’re lost, I will. 1.3841 0.03829 276 193 60 23
684 He said he thinks WE’RE abominable. 1.3841 0.03998 276 198 50 28
685 He wanted $20 for the selfie. 1.3840 0.03999 263 186 53 24
686 Small world; his cousin was our tour guide in the Pacific Northwest. 1.3840 0.04070 250 176 52 22
687 I won't be needing you now. 1.3840 0.04031 250 175 54 21
688 He says it's available but we have to book through Airbnb. 1.3838 0.03878 297 214 52 31
689 You can’t just ASK someone if they’re BIGFOOT! 1.3838 0.03851 284 201 57 26
690 Abominable, really? You couldn't just call him Yeti? 1.3838 0.03879 271 190 58 23
691 That's Dad. He'll warm up after you spend time with him. 1.3837 0.04055 258 183 51 24
692 Why don't you ever believe me? 1.3835 0.03799 279 195 61 23
693 He says he doesn't want to hear the good news about Jesus. 1.3832 0.04213 274 203 37 34
694 You had to mention the feet. 1.3832 0.04084 274 199 45 30
695 You just will not ask directions. 1.3831 0.04093 248 175 51 22
696 He's not so abominable once you get to know him. 1.3830 0.03599 282 192 72 18
697 How much do we tip him? 1.3829 0.04038 269 193 49 27
698 You call our guide abominable, and you’re surprised he walks out on us? 1.3828 0.03923 256 178 58 20
699 You're not going to believe me, but I think I just saw your ex-wife. 1.3827 0.04018 277 200 48 29
700 We came to a meeting of the minds. He said to get off his mountain and I said OK. 1.3826 0.04058 264 189 49 26
701 You’re going to let him say that to me? 1.3825 0.03903 285 204 53 28
702 Let me get this straight - your main concern is that I'm incorrect in using the term Big Foot? 1.3824 0.03832 272 190 60 22
703 Of course we can't keep up with him... That guy's a legend! 1.3824 0.03902 272 192 56 24
704 He's right, I have to choose. Goodbye, Mark. 1.3822 0.04005 259 183 53 23
705 Another newby...no gear, no backpack and not even sunglasses. 1.3822 0.04042 259 184 51 24
706 He wouldn’t stop for a selfie. Said he was having a bad hair day. 1.3821 0.03788 280 196 61 23
707 It's obviously much easier without a pack. 1.3821 0.03538 301 207 73 21
708 Of course you hurt his feelings! Who wants to be called Abominable! It's Yeti! Yeti!! 1.3820 0.03918 267 188 56 23
709 I DID pitch him. He said he hates the genre, your co-star idea, and is holding out for a name director. 1.3820 0.03882 267 187 58 22
710 He said nowadays he considers himself more woke than abominable 1.3820 0.03882 267 187 58 22
711 You seriously asked him what the wi-fi password is up here? 1.3819 0.03966 288 209 48 31
712 No, YOU ask him. 1.3818 0.03973 275 197 51 27
713 I TOLD you not to waste your cell phone battery on selfies! 1.3817 0.04093 241 169 52 20
714 I think the correct term is Abominable Snowperson. 1.3816 0.03759 283 198 62 23
715 No, I wasn't flirting with him - 23&me says he's my cousin. 1.3815 0.03630 270 183 71 16
716 He says we’re too loud. 1.3808 0.03992 260 184 53 23
717 I want to start seeing other hominidae 1.3808 0.04242 239 171 45 23
718 Yeah, well he's twice the man you'll ever be! 1.3806 0.03703 289 202 64 23
719 I don't care--he's still electable. 1.3806 0.04012 268 192 50 26
720 But you complained the last guide talked too much! 1.3806 0.04102 247 175 50 22
721 I'm just saying it wouldn't hurt you to be more like him.. strong, self-sufficient, a little bohemian. 1.3806 0.03938 247 171 58 18
722 He doesn’ know the way either. 1.3806 0.04061 247 174 52 21
723 I told you we were too high... 1.3805 0.03725 297 210 61 26
724 No, Jason...the $165 you spent on that trekking pole you'll never use again...that's abominable. 1.3802 0.03959 263 186 54 23
725 He's gone to tell all the other Bigfoots that we really do exist. 1.3801 0.03731 271 187 65 19
726 You think he's abominable. I think he's warm and fuzzy. 1.3800 0.03668 300 211 64 25
727 What?! He needed directions. 1.3797 0.03926 266 188 55 23
728 He said if we keep his secret, he'll validate our parking. 1.3796 0.04084 245 173 51 21
729 Well, "it" said 'me no do directions, but you follow- have short cut', so Yes, I am sure it is male. 1.3796 0.03947 274 196 52 26
730 YOU never tell me how good I look without make-up, 1.3796 0.03702 274 189 66 19
731 How would you like to be called the abominable hiker? His name is Dave. 1.3794 0.03898 282 202 53 27
732 He's going to go build a wall to keep us out 1.3794 0.03962 282 204 49 29
733 You don't need to get all weird about it. I told him I wasn't interested. 1.3793 0.03627 290 201 68 21
734 He’s your friend. You tell him to cut back on the paleo diet. 1.3793 0.04016 261 186 51 24
735 No, what’s “abominable” is your xenophobia. 1.3792 0.04000 269 193 50 26
736 The size of his hands and feet should tell you why I dumped you! Or do you want to know more? 1.3792 0.04136 269 197 42 30
737 I've decided I'm going with him--he couldn't be more abominable than you. 1.3791 0.03949 277 199 51 27
738 The one time you tell me to put my phone down. 1.3789 0.03868 285 204 54 27
739 He'll be back in a minute. Just gone to get his camera. 1.3788 0.04054 264 190 48 26
740 He said real men don't use walking sticks. 1.3788 0.03946 264 187 54 23
741 '...honest, it's nothing...we're just friends.' 1.3784 0.03670 296 208 64 24
742 He says we missed a trail marker about a mile back. 1.3783 0.03950 267 190 53 24
743 He's depressed. Says he once was at the very top of the "Fake News" charts! 1.3782 0.03969 275 198 50 27
744 He's climbing every mountain till he finds his dream. 1.3782 0.03901 275 196 54 25
745 Yet he what? 1.3781 0.03789 283 200 59 24
746 I’m not saying you’re stalking me but you have to admit it is a pretty big coincidence to find you here on my third Yeti date. 1.3781 0.03789 283 200 59 24
747 He said that the tea room is closed for the season and the gift shop is sub-par, so I say we try K2. 1.3779 0.03854 262 183 59 20
748 You wouldn't believe the things we've seen here since the government shutdown 1.3779 0.03967 262 186 53 23
749 He doesn't know how far to the top. He's on vacation too. 1.3778 0.03847 270 190 58 22
750 They prefer the term "yetx." 1.3778 0.03847 270 190 58 22
751 Just pack my camera, I said! Just pack my camera! Even he thinks you're an idiot 1.3777 0.03768 278 195 61 22
752 No, I left my camera at home - why? 1.3774 0.04006 265 190 50 25
753 Indomitable, abominable - whatever. At least he doesn’t nitpick like you. 1.3772 0.03840 281 200 56 25
754 I'm invited to a party at his chateau, but I need to 'lose the geek'. 1.3770 0.03960 252 177 55 20
755 He'll be right back. He forgot his phone. 1.3769 0.03835 260 181 60 19
756 Did you think he was abominable? I thought he was sort of nice. 1.3769 0.03757 260 179 64 17
757 Seriously?! You forgot your camera? 1.3769 0.03866 268 189 57 22
758 He says he’ll be back to chat after he gets in his 10,000 steps 1.3768 0.03855 276 196 56 24
759 He has really little hands. 1.3768 0.03855 276 196 56 24
760 Yeah right, I’m not falling for that again 1.3768 0.03843 284 203 55 26
761 Either Sasquatch or Yeti is fine. But don't ever tell him his feet are big. 1.3767 0.03672 292 205 64 23
762 I thought you said you were bringing an imaginary friend! 1.3767 0.03640 292 204 66 22
763 He explicitly said "no autographs" and you thought a selfie would be fine? 1.3767 0.03640 292 204 66 22
764 Is everyone on Paleo this cranky? 1.3767 0.04225 223 157 48 18
765 "It's eerie to see him in the wild and not tweeting." 1.3765 0.04293 247 181 39 27
766 He's crude,rude,lewd and on the way up. I have an idea, lets make him president. 1.3765 0.04229 255 187 40 28
767 No pictures. Both of us vowed to be more present this year. 1.3764 0.03975 271 195 50 26
768 We're in luck, he said tourists are too salty. 1.3763 0.03617 279 192 69 18
769 He's a great guide but his people skills are abominable 1.3763 0.03892 279 200 53 26
770 He wanted directions to “Sasquatchewan” 1.3763 0.03800 295 212 55 28
771 You were the only one being abominable just now, Steve! 1.3760 0.04008 258 184 51 23
772 Why didn't you just ask him for directions? 1.3759 0.03734 274 191 63 20
773 The tour guide really seems at home up here 1.3759 0.03625 274 188 69 17
774 I've been such a fool, Bob. I'm back. Can you ever forgive me? 1.3755 0.04046 237 166 53 18
775 You and your stupid Dad jokes, no we aren't "there Yeti!" 1.3755 0.04026 253 180 51 22
776 He said we shouldn't have spent so much money on Gore-Tex 1.3755 0.04084 261 189 46 26
777 Quit following me! I told you I’m with him now. 1.3755 0.03960 269 193 51 25
778 He's a great guide, but he's not much for conversation. 1.3755 0.03670 269 185 67 17
779 I told you he wouldn't believe in us. 1.3750 0.03878 248 172 59 17
780 Why can’t we ever go out, just the two of us, Harold? 1.3750 0.04215 256 188 40 28
781 Hard to miss....looks like it is true what they say about big feet. 1.3750 0.04120 264 193 43 28
782 Flip a coin to see whose tent he shares? 1.3750 0.03606 288 200 68 20
783 Why can't you just ask directions,Keith?! 1.3750 0.03823 272 192 58 22
784 All I said was that we think he’s a myth. 1.3746 0.03850 283 203 54 26
785 I thought he was with you. 1.3746 0.03751 283 200 60 23
786 The one time we leave our phones in the car. 1.3745 0.03964 275 199 49 27
787 Sorry Dave, but you know what they say--big foot..." 1.3745 0.04064 275 202 43 30
788 You just had to mention his feet! 1.3745 0.03887 251 175 58 18
789 We need to go back to the crevasse and take a left. 1.3745 0.03968 251 177 54 20
790 He says he isn't abominable, just antisocial. 1.3742 0.03521 302 210 71 21
791 The one time we decide to leave our cell phones behind!.., 1.3741 0.03764 278 196 60 22
792 He said conditions up ahead are abominable. 1.3741 0.04017 270 196 47 27
793 I asked if I could follow him, but he said he's off Twitter. 1.3741 0.03842 270 191 57 22
794 I guess the Ice Man cometh and goeth. 1.3741 0.03770 270 189 61 20
795 Don't just stand there, make him give me my camera back. 1.3737 0.03769 281 199 59 23
796 He seemed cold to me. 1.3737 0.03836 281 201 55 25
797 I thought his feet would be bigger. 1.3736 0.03812 273 193 58 22
798 Apparently, it IS lonely at the top. 1.3736 0.03743 265 184 63 18
799 He's not as abominable in person. 1.3736 0.03856 265 187 57 21
800 You meet the same people on the way down as you do on the way up. 1.3735 0.03940 257 182 54 21
801 I’m sorry Brett. It’s been an amazing journey, but I just have to follow my heart. 1.3735 0.03989 249 176 53 20
802 I’m going with him, he doesn’t need to stop all the time to ask for directions! 1.3735 0.04029 249 177 51 21
803 Well that was a little anti-climatic. We still don't know the meaning of life. 1.3732 0.03782 276 195 59 22
804 'Let's unplug,' he says. 'Who needs phones on hikes?' he says. Bigfoot dammit! People who see Bigfoot need phones on hikes! 1.3731 0.03825 268 189 58 21
805 I can't explain it. It just happened. 1.3731 0.04038 268 195 46 27
806 Mostly grumbling but I thought I heard something about climate change. 1.3731 0.03933 268 192 52 24
807 He'll be right back; he forgot to feed the cat. 1.3731 0.03831 260 182 59 19
808 Everything was fine till you made that manscaping crack. 1.3730 0.04034 252 180 50 22
809 From here on it gets a bit hairy. 1.3729 0.03919 236 163 58 15
810 Dad! You promised you would be nice to him! 1.3729 0.03673 295 209 62 24
811 It only gets hairier from here on out. 1.3727 0.03936 271 195 51 25
812 Yet I like him. 1.3727 0.03866 271 193 55 23
813 Well maybe you should think before you call someone abominable! 1.3727 0.03866 271 193 55 23
814 He made a pass at me and you DID NOTHING ?!! 1.3726 0.03949 263 188 52 23
815 Next time I get to choose a guide. 1.3725 0.03922 255 180 55 20
816 No, Jason...the $250 you spent on that trekking pole...that's abominable. 1.3724 0.03843 290 210 52 28
817 Yes, he says they only kill the ones on snowboards 1.3723 0.03800 274 194 58 22
818 Please, make it stop. He's been singing "valderee valdera" since base camp. 1.3723 0.03835 274 195 56 23
819 I just feel like you're missing the big picture here. 1.3721 0.03889 258 182 56 20
820 I told you he was the best guide if you want to avoid the crowds. 1.3721 0.03889 258 182 56 20
821 OK, so it's Big Foot not a yeti. You really know how to spoil a moment don't you. 1.3720 0.04134 250 181 45 24
822 He has to go back up. He thinks he left his iPhone at the summit. 1.3719 0.03696 285 201 62 22
823 He's a local 1.3719 0.04026 242 171 52 19
824 If you think his FEET are big ... 1.3718 0.03701 277 194 63 20
825 He said he doesn't believe in us 1.3718 0.03771 277 196 59 22
826 I told him I was looking for a more evolved guy. 1.3717 0.03921 269 193 52 24
827 We look like tourists. 1.3717 0.03849 269 191 56 22
828 You promised, no nude resorts this year. 1.3717 0.03956 269 194 50 25
829 I asked him if he was a Yeti and he said ‘Not yeti’. 1.3716 0.03933 261 186 53 22
830 Thanks, Brad, I'll take it from here. 1.3715 0.03902 253 178 56 19
831 He wanted to know if Donald Trump was still president. 1.3714 0.03776 280 199 58 23
832 Great. Next on the bucket list is Hoffa. 1.3713 0.03819 272 193 57 22
833 He said he's going to Starbucks and asked if we wanted anything. 1.3711 0.03987 256 183 51 22
834 So what if he is? Did you have to call him Abominable to his face? 1.3711 0.04025 256 184 49 23
835 It’s over, John. I’m going to follow my heart. 1.3710 0.03813 283 203 55 25
836 he asked me to join the mile high club. I told him that was an urban legend. 1.3708 0.04133 240 172 47 21
837 I didn't see HIM using a GPS 1.3708 0.03720 267 186 63 18
838 He may be abominable, but at least he listens to me! 1.3707 0.03877 259 183 56 20
839 You are not paying attention to me. 1.3706 0.03816 286 206 54 26
840 He says we're trespassing. 1.3704 0.03838 270 192 56 22
841 Sorry, Jorge, but size does matter. A lot. 1.3704 0.04047 270 198 44 28
842 He’s way less blurry than I imagined. 1.3704 0.03873 270 193 54 23
843 He wanted to know if America was great again. 1.3701 0.03765 281 200 58 23
844 He mumbled something about "the wall" and kept going 1.3701 0.03969 254 181 52 21
845 So many doubt his existence--he just needed to feel validated. 1.3700 0.03772 273 193 59 21
846 I'm starting to think he's not a sherpa. 1.3696 0.03857 257 181 57 19
847 Like I said, it gets a little hairy near the top. 1.3696 0.03696 257 177 65 15
848 He's just going to get his camera so he can take a selfie with us." 1.3695 0.03669 295 210 61 24
849 He seemed nice. 1.3695 0.03637 295 209 63 23
850 Yes, I asked for directions. We were lost! 1.3694 0.03820 268 190 57 21
851 He said he was going back up until Trump gets impeached. 1.3694 0.04102 268 198 41 29
852 You're abominable... He's harmless. 1.3692 0.03940 260 186 52 22
853 No, YOU ask him if he wants to take a selfie. 1.3692 0.04124 260 191 42 27
854 Abominable, yeti find him intriguing. 1.3692 0.03783 279 199 57 23
855 I told you five times: the proper ethnic description is 'substantially-footed American'. 1.3690 0.03828 252 176 59 17
856 I'm sorry, John. I have to follow my heart. 1.3690 0.03869 252 177 57 18
857 That nice hairy man said he would like to have us over for dinner tonight. 1.3688 0.04054 263 192 45 26
858 I asked if we were near the summit, and he said, ‘Not yeti.’ 1.3688 0.04054 263 192 45 26
859 When you said we'd have a local guide, I didn't understand just how local you meant. 1.3688 0.03853 282 204 52 26
860 Of course I'm leaving you. Look at those feet. 1.3686 0.03760 274 194 59 21
861 They were out of Sherpas. 1.3686 0.03866 274 197 53 24
862 Larry I’m sorry ! Size does matter 1.3684 0.04046 247 177 49 21
863 It’s not you, it’s him. 1.3682 0.03801 277 198 56 23
864 OUR relationship is abominable, Bob. I'm going with him. 1.3682 0.03835 277 199 54 24
865 He's a little touchy about the A-word. 1.3682 0.03766 258 180 61 17
866 No internet connection! There is no point to any of this if we can't post it to social media! 1.3682 0.04184 239 173 44 22
867 She says that her children don't believe that there is such a thing as a human. Would you mind? It would only take a minute. 1.3681 0.03631 288 203 64 21
868 Don't wait up. 1.3681 0.03598 288 202 66 20
869 I was told it’s a great hike but with all this cloud cover there’s just not anything that interesting to see. 1.3680 0.03845 269 192 55 22
870 He said that “closing the parks was an abomination”. 1.3678 0.04147 261 193 40 28
871 I still think we should have asked for directions 1.3678 0.04105 242 174 47 21
872 Really? You had to use the 'a' word? 1.3678 0.04146 242 175 45 22
873 He said to count to ten and try to find him again. 1.3677 0.03637 291 206 63 22
874 We met in college. He's just a friend. 1.3677 0.03572 291 204 67 20
875 This is humiliating for us. I bet he never even trained. 1.3676 0.03742 272 192 60 20
876 Wow. I always assumed that Bigfoot was a male. 1.3676 0.03885 272 196 52 24
877 Will you just ask for directions already! 1.3676 0.04016 253 182 49 22
878 He’s the Deplorable Snowman, and wants to Make Mt. Everest Great Again. 1.3674 0.04005 264 192 47 25
879 No, I agree with him - it’s your attitude that’s abominable 1.3674 0.03821 264 187 57 20
880 He seemed nice but he didn't know anyone who went to Yale. 1.3674 0.03858 264 188 55 21
881 Again, his name is Edwin and he identifies as POST-human. 1.3673 0.03413 294 202 76 16
882 You had to go and call him abominable, didn’t you? 1.3673 0.03819 275 197 55 23
883 He called me an abominable human being! 1.3673 0.03956 275 201 47 27
884 See what? 1.3672 0.03864 256 181 56 19
885 He knows a great ramen place. And there's no wait." 1.3672 0.03784 256 179 60 17
886 Not Yeti was a perfectly appropriate pun. 1.3671 0.03876 286 209 49 28
887 I told you not to mention his small hands! 1.3670 0.03972 267 194 48 25
888 And Yet . . . I no longer find him abominable. 1.3669 0.03650 278 195 64 19
889 No, not a word. Just the cold shoulder. 1.3668 0.03948 259 186 51 22
890 Oh, he was just asking if it was 2020 yet. 1.3668 0.03687 289 206 60 23
891 Yes, the Ice Man has cometh. 1.3667 0.04085 240 172 48 20
892 Yes he is abominable and you voted for him... 1.3667 0.04177 270 203 35 32
893 Can we leave our phones behind and connect with nature for once?" Good call Marty 1.3665 0.03726 281 200 59 22
894 He’s your uncle; you tell him to put some clothes on. 1.3665 0.04154 251 184 42 25
895 Next time, you get the guide! 1.3664 0.03878 262 187 54 21
896 Okay, you're right. Everybody goes to Davos now. 1.3664 0.03802 262 185 58 19
897 Oh yeah? Well, you wouldn't notice if a Yeti walked by! 1.3663 0.03695 273 192 62 19
898 Says he's headed back to a more civil society. 1.3663 0.03964 243 172 53 18
899 He's not the guy. He says his name is 'Yeto'. 1.3661 0.03844 254 179 57 18
900 Stop interrupting!! For you, there's never a good time to discuss our relationship! 1.3660 0.03771 265 187 59 19
901 'Take nothing but pictures, leave nothing but footprints,' was NOT what I was expecting. 1.3660 0.03883 265 190 53 22
902 He said our footprint is bigger than his is now. 1.3660 0.03846 265 189 55 21
903 He says the wait for the summit is about 20 minutes, and suggests we relax in the bar. 1.3659 0.03630 276 193 65 18
904 He said, "Don't tell anyone you saw me." 1.3659 0.03704 287 205 59 23
905 Got anymore mushrooms? 1.3657 0.03959 268 195 48 25
906 He was hoping we could give him directions. 1.3656 0.03603 279 195 66 18
907 Oh really, Carl? What's more likely, that Bigfoot's standing behind me, or that I'm very high and we're standing in a Wendy's? 1.3656 0.03812 279 201 54 24
908 It said we're just a figment of its imagination. 1.3655 0.03772 290 210 54 26
909 Great...now we have to have lunch with him! 1.3655 0.03896 249 176 55 18
910 That whole "abominable" thing is no longer PC. Can we just go with "Alpine Hominid"? 1.3654 0.03897 260 186 53 21
911 You were supposed to bring the camera! 1.3653 0.03821 271 194 55 22
912 He said he would like to be known as the “somewhat disturbing snowman” 1.3653 0.03600 271 188 67 16
913 You just had to use the A-word, didn’t you? 1.3652 0.03617 293 208 63 22
914 He said I could do better if I didn’t shave my legs. 1.3650 0.03826 274 197 54 23
915 We’re wasting our time. I haven’t seen even one footprint. 1.3650 0.03684 274 193 62 19
916 He was more interesting before he came out. 1.3650 0.03684 274 193 62 19
917 Yeah, I'm freezing, too! We should have sprung for the PolarFleece Xtreme suit like Gary did. 1.3648 0.04214 233 169 43 21
918 next time...I pick the guide! 1.3648 0.03908 244 172 55 17
919 I'd say he's pretty terrible, but not abominable. 1.3648 0.03951 244 173 53 18
920 One more time---we broke up years ago 1.3647 0.03911 255 182 53 20
921 Are you sure this was the guide we booked on Travelocity? 1.3647 0.04066 255 186 45 24
922 Let's just say that her 23andMe results didn't come back as expected. 1.3647 0.03979 266 194 47 25
923 He says to avoid the latrine at Camp 4. 1.3647 0.03722 266 187 61 18
924 He prefers "they" and thought "abominable" was very judgmental 1.3646 0.03762 277 198 57 22
925 This isn't what I meant when I asked for a local guide. 1.3646 0.03758 288 208 55 25
926 He was mainly complaining about his abominable wife. 1.3643 0.03956 258 186 50 22
927 He said, if he's so abominable, find yourself another sherpa, pal. 1.3643 0.03730 269 190 60 19
928 Yeah, Bob, he may be abominable but he's not deplorable like you. 1.3642 0.03571 302 215 64 23
929 ‘Abominable’? Really? Go apologize. 1.3640 0.03923 261 188 51 22
930 She got offended when I called her the Abominable Snow-MAN 1.3640 0.03769 261 184 59 18
931 That reminds me. You need to go in for another back waxing. 1.3640 0.03983 272 200 45 27
932 Ask him what the Wi-Fi password is. 1.3636 0.03775 286 207 54 25
933 What did you expect after draining the swamp? 1.3633 0.03779 289 210 53 26
934 He said he's with National Geographic. 1.3633 0.03680 278 197 61 20
935 Well let's just follow that guy then, he seems to know where he's going. 1.3633 0.03609 278 195 65 18
936 More like the apathetic snowman to me 1.3633 0.03859 267 192 53 22
937 'Hire a sherpa,' I said. 'Let's go a little native,' you said. 1.3630 0.03655 292 209 60 23
938 He's twice the man you'll ever be. 1.3630 0.03722 281 201 58 22
939 No! I'm going to ask for directions! 1.3630 0.03756 281 202 56 23
940 I guess it's true what they say about big feet. 1.3630 0.03856 281 205 50 26
941 Not to intimidate you, but you have some big shoes to fill. 1.3630 0.03856 281 205 50 26
942 Seriously? In Aspen? 1.3629 0.03866 259 185 54 20
943 I'm not saying we've been climbing for ages, but he was entirely clean-shaven when we started. 1.3629 0.03788 259 183 58 18
944 He says the view is not worth the climb. 1.3629 0.03945 248 177 52 19
945 You know, it’d be a lot easier to find Bigfoot if we weren’t blind. 1.3629 0.04287 237 175 38 24
946 Call him abominable all you like. I'm still leaving you. 1.3627 0.03660 295 212 59 24
947 You're entitled to your opinion, but I think he's adorable. 1.3627 0.03556 284 199 67 18
948 The heart wants what it wants. Good bye, Grayson. 1.3626 0.03726 273 194 59 20
949 We dated in college. 1.3626 0.03984 262 191 47 24
950 Is it possible that we are in a car insurance commercial? 1.3625 0.04037 240 172 49 19
951 I don’t miss a thing hiking blind, do you? 1.3624 0.04440 229 171 33 25
952 He's not abominable, he's just a Republican. 1.3623 0.03987 265 194 46 25
953 Melania finally did divorce him 1.3623 0.04023 265 195 44 26
954 No-- it's average size . 1.3623 0.04128 265 198 38 29
955 He wanted to know if we were developers. 1.3623 0.03878 265 191 52 22
956 Abominable? No. I think he just lacks People skills. Let's press on. 1.3623 0.03766 265 188 58 19
957 He insists he’s not. 1.3622 0.03715 254 177 62 15
958 Can you believe it? He acted like he doesn’t even know us. 1.3621 0.03639 290 207 61 22
959 The summit is closed due to the government shutdown 1.3619 0.04024 268 198 43 27
960 Sorry Jerome, in this environment, size does matter! 1.3618 0.04249 246 183 37 26
961 He says he gets that a lot. 1.3616 0.03887 271 197 50 24
962 He wondered why women always have to be the one asking for directions. 1.3615 0.03968 260 189 48 23
963 For the last time - don't call him that. He is very sensitive about his foot size 1.3614 0.04172 249 184 40 25
964 I can in fact confirm that we are standing downwind. 1.3614 0.03677 249 172 64 13
965 I'm sorry Ted, I'm leaving you for a real whatever he is. 1.3613 0.03642 274 193 63 18
966 That was really insensitive, John. 1.3613 0.03620 310 225 58 27
967 He just said "Yeti, set go!" and took off. 1.3610 0.04191 241 177 41 23
968 Really? I thought his English was pretty good, considering. 1.3609 0.03688 302 220 55 27
969 You could've asked for directions. 1.3609 0.03866 266 192 52 22
970 I said he was evolving. Not that he and I were involved. 1.3607 0.03863 280 205 49 26
971 They won't believe us if we don't have a selfie. 1.3606 0.03725 269 191 59 19
972 Look, he's local & says he knows a good coffee place. I thought we agreed to 'not be tourists' on this trip... 1.3606 0.03799 269 193 55 21
973 He said dinner is at 7:00, and 'all paleo' is just a stereotype. 1.3606 0.03977 269 198 45 26
974 I told you. He's sick of hearing about Trump. 1.3606 0.03799 269 193 55 21
975 He just wanted to make sure that we knew that this is a clothing optional mountain. 1.3603 0.03584 272 190 66 16
976 I'm leaving with him. And no, it has nothing to do with the size of his feet. 1.3600 0.03919 250 179 52 19
977 I forgot the camera. 1.3600 0.03879 275 201 49 25
978 Oh God, do you think he saw us? 1.3598 0.03695 264 186 61 17
979 He said he thought we were unsubstantiated sightings 1.3598 0.03922 264 192 49 23
980 You know, he was actually kinda bominable. 1.3598 0.03922 264 192 49 23
981 He asked if we'd seen any abominable snow women in the vicinity. 1.3598 0.03848 264 190 53 21
982 OK, have it your way. You saw a yeti. 1.3597 0.03711 278 199 58 21
983 Calling him abominable Jeffrey, doesn’t change the fact that he’s still president 1.3596 0.03960 292 220 39 33
984 You heard him, Jim. We're just going to stop at his cave for a quick lunch and then we'll be on our way. 1.3596 0.03705 267 189 60 18
985 He was just wondering if my boots come in a 26-E. 1.3595 0.03922 242 172 53 17
986 He said that Donald Trump is a con man and its obvious that he had conspired with Russia to rig the 2016 election. He's optimistic because he can see how sharp and tough Nancy Pelosi is and he hopes to see the entire Trump family put in jail. 1.3594 0.04196 256 192 36 28
987 I haven'seen him since college. 1.3594 0.03773 256 181 58 17
988 If I have to settle for cold and emotionless, I’ll go with the Yeti. 1.3593 0.03859 270 196 51 23
989 Yes, Galen, I'm going with him. His empathetic listening skills and his willingness to forsake the negative din of social media are powerfully compelling inducements to cave dwelling. 1.3593 0.03750 270 193 57 20
990 He's grouchy ; but he runs an outstanding bed and breakfast. 1.3591 0.03861 259 186 53 20
991 Size does matter. 1.3590 0.03793 273 197 54 22
992 Please make your father put some pants on! 1.3590 0.03932 273 201 46 26
993 He said he can’t take our picture. Something about the federal furlough. 1.3588 0.03867 262 189 52 21
994 I'm pregnant. 1.3584 0.03936 279 207 44 28
995 Sure, his manners aren't perfect. But abominable? 1.3583 0.03899 240 170 54 16
996 What did you say to him? 1.3583 0.03792 254 180 57 17
997 He may be abominable, but you're just a jerk. 1.3582 0.03985 268 198 44 26
998 Apparently, mistaking Yeti for Sasquatch is a no-no. 1.3582 0.03567 282 199 65 18
999 I can’t believe you’re leaving me for him. You made me shave everything! 1.3582 0.03740 282 204 55 23
1000 So What. It's fur, and I want it. 1.3581 0.03614 296 213 60 23
1001 He said we're overdressed. 1.3580 0.04079 243 177 45 21
1002 Just for once can I ask for directions? 1.3579 0.03745 285 207 54 24
1003 He understands me. That’s why! 1.3579 0.03810 285 209 50 26
1004 You know, it might just be the altitude. 1.3577 0.03848 260 187 53 20
1005 He happens to be very sensitive about his appearance, but you wouldn't know anything about that would you. 1.3577 0.03746 274 197 56 21
1006 What if I DO think his butt's cuter than yours? 1.3577 0.03600 274 193 64 17
1007 Due to climate change, we're seeing a lot more yettis this time of the year. 1.3574 0.03843 249 177 55 17
1008 I 'm sorry Hans, he's just more equipped. 1.3574 0.04039 263 195 42 26
1009 Great. Now we've lost our guide. 1.3574 0.03855 277 203 49 25
1010 Go ahead. You always wanted a man cave. 1.3574 0.03855 277 203 49 25
1011 ...But you had to have a no phone rule! 1.3574 0.03646 277 197 61 19
1012 Oh my God! It's not a myth! It's true what they say about big feet! 1.3574 0.03821 277 202 51 24
1013 He asked if I knew if there were any good reason to go down into civilization. 1.3574 0.03681 277 198 59 20
1014 He says he's been designated acting interior secretary. 1.3574 0.03846 291 216 46 29
1015 I said it a dozen times on the way up. He’s Abominable, not Deplorable! 1.3571 0.03861 266 193 51 22
1016 So much for solitude. 1.3571 0.03861 266 193 51 22
1017 This is the LAST time you pick the guide! 1.3571 0.03787 266 191 55 20
1018 He said he wants a guaranteed $655 per day, $2,272 per week, 3.6% of distributor's gross receipts for television/cable, and, for video discs, 4.5% of the first million sold and 5.4% thereafter. Call his agent tomorrow when you are ready to sign. 1.3569 0.03695 283 204 57 22
1019 We see celebrities all the time in New York, what's the big deal here? 1.3569 0.03729 283 205 55 23
1020 He called US the abominable ones. 1.3569 0.03893 283 210 45 28
1021 It's pretty hairy going up. Coming down not so much. 1.3569 0.03720 269 192 58 19
1022 Did you really have to ask him for a selfie? 1.3569 0.03793 269 194 54 21
1023 Yeti, she persisted... 1.3566 0.03894 286 213 44 29
1024 He might be abominable but at least he's willing to take our relationship to the next level. 1.3566 0.03634 286 205 60 21
1025 At least he listens to me. 1.3566 0.04058 258 191 42 25
1026 He's not making foot prints because he's an illusion. What's our excuse? 1.3564 0.03805 275 200 52 23
1027 He looks like someone we could ask for directions 1.3563 0.03719 261 185 59 17
1028 I found him quite pleasant, not abominable at all. 1.3563 0.04150 247 183 40 24
1029 I wouldn't bother going all the way up. He says its lonely at the top. 1.3562 0.03929 233 165 53 15
1030 I.m leaving because at least HE isn't going to spend years figuring out if he wants to go back to graduate school or finally start a family. 1.3562 0.03581 292 209 62 21
1031 He didn’t like my calling him Herr Suit. 1.3562 0.03742 292 214 52 26
1032 He said if we wanted a guru, we've climbed the wrong mountain. 1.3562 0.03646 292 211 58 23
1033 I'll tell you what I'm not going to do. I'm not going to go back down this damn hill and tell everyone I saw..."BIGFOOT"! 1.3561 0.03706 278 200 57 21
1034 What do you mean you forgot the camera Brad! 1.3561 0.03635 278 198 61 19
1035 Look, we can't give a dollar to everyone! 1.3561 0.03690 264 187 60 17
1036 Well, now I feel overdressed. 1.3560 0.03830 250 178 55 17
1037 Now that’s a snowsuit. 1.3560 0.03614 250 173 65 12
1038 I'm sorry, Peter, but I must leave you because I've come to realize that size does matter. 1.3559 0.03745 295 217 51 27
1039 When you texted, "Yeti digress," was there supposed to be a comma? 1.3559 0.03912 281 209 44 28
1040 He could have asked for directions. Yeti didn't. 1.3558 0.03885 267 195 49 23
1041 What do you have against asking for directions? 1.3558 0.03812 267 193 53 21
1042 He says that they're building a wall but we'll have to pay for it. 1.3558 0.03885 267 195 49 23
1043 Are you sure it's not him? Let me see that photo again. 1.3556 0.03650 284 204 59 21
1044 Don't ask don't tell. 1.3556 0.03708 270 193 58 19
1045 He's getting a fourth for bridge. 1.3556 0.03818 270 196 52 22
1046 Don't be so jealous. Sometimes big feet mean just that. 1.3556 0.03818 270 196 52 22
1047 He’s in training. Full ride next year at Alabama. 1.3556 0.03854 270 197 50 23
1048 He didn't seem all that abominable. 1.3555 0.03643 256 179 63 14
1049 What do you mean you FORGOT to charge the camera? 1.3554 0.03657 287 207 58 22
1050 He took my picture! 1.3554 0.04129 242 178 42 22
1051 Yet he persists 1.3553 0.03716 273 196 57 20
1052 He said he can't wait to tell his friends he met a real compassionate conservative in the wild. 1.3553 0.03927 273 202 45 26
1053 He said the "abominable" thing is just a racist stereotype 1.3552 0.03816 259 186 54 19
1054 I suddenly find you inadequate as a man. 1.3552 0.03737 259 184 58 17
1055 For the eighth time, it’s abominable, not abdominal. 1.3552 0.03790 290 214 49 27
1056 Definitely not 'abominable.' He was actually quite pleasant 1.3548 0.03624 279 199 61 19
1057 He said we could post a photo as long as we don’t tag him. 1.3547 0.03717 265 189 58 18
1058 Not only does he have a big foot... 1.3547 0.03977 265 196 44 25
1059 He's pretty upset. He said he spotted me but no one believed him. 1.3547 0.03868 234 165 55 14
1060 He was trying to seek asylum. Bad timing! Poor guy. 1.3546 0.03900 282 210 44 28
1061 That's just great, Tom! You can find an imaginary snow beast but you still can't find the courage to get me a ring. 1.3546 0.03981 251 183 47 21
1062 It's not a yeti, it's Bigfoot, and he's as lost as we are. 1.3546 0.04060 251 185 43 23
1063 'Abominable?' Really? It's 2019, Jim. 1.3545 0.03611 268 189 63 16
1064 He said we could take a selfie with him, but first he had to get dressed. 1.3545 0.03533 268 187 67 14
1065 It’s disheartening to learn that people don’t believe in you. 1.3544 0.03926 237 169 52 16
1066 Yes, Michael, for the umpteenth time, I do think our guide does know what he's doing!" 1.3543 0.03827 254 182 54 18
1067 He told me to go back down - there is nothing to see here... 1.3543 0.04025 254 187 44 23
1068 Here's my idea: you follow him while I leave. 1.3542 0.03982 271 202 42 27
1069 He said 'No one's going to believe me when I tell them I saw you.' 1.3542 0.03770 271 196 54 21
1070 I can't help myself, Stan. There's just something about Hairy. 1.3542 0.03622 271 192 62 17
1071 Footprints, no I don't recall seeing any footprints. Why? 1.3542 0.03622 271 192 62 17
1072 He my be abominable but he still has feelings. 1.3541 0.03673 257 181 61 15
1073 Bigfoot is a no good, hairy vagrant who contributes nothing to -- he's right behind me, isn't he? 1.3541 0.03835 257 185 53 19
1074 I told him that we already had plans for dinner. 1.3540 0.03632 274 195 61 18
1075 You're imagining things. I'm not seeing anyone else. 1.3540 0.03705 274 197 57 20
1076 He's not exactly abominable...more like an antisocial climber. 1.3540 0.03776 274 199 53 22
1077 John, that man isn't wearing any pants. 1.3538 0.03804 260 187 54 19
1078 Have you ever thought about growing a beard? 1.3538 0.03843 260 188 52 20
1079 He is a last minute hire during the government shut down....Parks sent him over.... 1.3538 0.03804 260 187 54 19
1080 I'm sorry, but foot size really does matter. 1.3536 0.03752 280 204 53 23
1081 At least he knows where he’s going...” 1.3535 0.03254 331 234 77 20
1082 It’s not you, John. I just like hairy men. 1.3534 0.03961 249 181 48 20
1083 ...f**kin' tourists... 1.3534 0.04000 266 198 42 26
1084 O.M.G. I thought you said you were going hiking with Betty! 1.3534 0.03928 266 196 46 24
1085 "You've gone and hurt his feelings. Why did you have to mention the size of his hands?" 1.3534 0.03781 266 192 54 20
1086 How gullible do you think I am. I am blind,Karen, not stupid 1.3534 0.03743 266 191 56 19
1087 Closed, and he is on furlough. 1.3532 0.03805 252 180 55 17
1088 This tour guide is unbelievable. 1.3532 0.03887 252 182 51 19
1089 It's all right, he says he is just a hallucination caused by low oxygen. 1.3532 0.04085 252 187 41 24
1090 He’s our Uber to the summit. 1.3532 0.03825 269 196 51 22
1091 He’s really not much for conversation but for 50 bucks, he’ll let you take a selfie with him at the summit. 1.3531 0.03384 286 199 73 14
1092 Once, again, no camera! 1.3531 0.03669 303 223 53 27
1093 What can I say, I have primitive taste. 1.3529 0.04088 255 190 40 25
1094 I don't know if he was insulted by "Abominable" or "Snowman". 1.3529 0.03722 272 196 56 20
1095 He said he was still with Trump no matter what the Mueller report says. 1.3529 0.03865 272 200 48 24
1096 He said, " You don't know what it means to be lost " 1.3529 0.03855 255 184 52 19
1097 Yes! Fondue at his place...and you said the locals were cold and distant. 1.3527 0.03765 275 200 53 22
1098 He prefers Indomitable to Abominable... . And, most of all he hates being called Abdominal. 1.3525 0.03521 278 196 66 16
1099 He said we're going the wrong way.." 1.3525 0.03735 278 202 54 22
1100 What? All I meant was, proportionally, his feet aren't that large. 1.3525 0.03792 261 188 54 19
1101 Jimmy, I'm sorry, but you know what they say about big feet. 1.3523 0.03842 281 208 47 26
1102 You just had to call him "abominable. 1.3523 0.03603 281 201 61 19
1103 I don't know. I don't speak Yetish. 1.3523 0.03673 281 203 57 21
1104 Would it kill him to wear underwear. 1.3523 0.03875 281 209 45 27
1105 I'm beginning to think this guy's not a real Sherpa 1.3522 0.03856 247 177 53 17
1106 he said there's a Starbuck's just a bit further up. 1.3521 0.03679 284 206 56 22
1107 Of course he’s upset! How would you feel if I went around calling you ‘big nose’? 1.3520 0.04028 250 184 44 22
1108 He said we should close our eyes, count to 100, then try to find him. 1.3520 0.03948 250 182 48 20
1109 So what’s the big surprise you have for me? 1.3520 0.03988 250 183 46 21
1110 Yes, he is abominable! But he has good health insurance and he. adores Ruth Bader Ginsberg! 1.3518 0.03954 253 185 47 21
1111 I hope you're still proud of your "tech-free" vacation! 1.3518 0.03954 253 185 47 21
1112 No, no, that's just Big Dave. He's been running the nudist colony up the hill for about a decade now. 1.3516 0.03720 256 182 58 16
1113 My ex. He is abominable. 1.3516 0.03998 256 189 44 23
1114 Yet he left 1.3514 0.03958 276 207 41 28
1115 And get this, he's got a hot spot for internet. 1.3514 0.03718 276 200 55 21
1116 He said no photos - he’s still unhappy about the whole “abominable “ thing. 1.3514 0.03857 276 204 47 25
1117 I told him it's just a legend, but he wants to check for himself. 1.3514 0.03888 259 189 49 21
1118 See, even Sasquatch will stop and ask for directions! 1.3511 0.03894 262 192 48 22
1119 I don't like where this is going. 1.3511 0.03662 262 186 60 16
1120 Though I warned him not to continue, Yeti persisted. 1.3511 0.03662 262 186 60 16
1121 He may be abominable, but at least he puts the seat down. 1.3510 0.03876 245 176 52 17
1122 He asked if we'd encountered anything unusual on the way up. I said not yeti and he took off in a huff. 1.3510 0.03876 245 176 52 17
1123 Sorry, Tim. Turns out he's totally bominable. 1.3509 0.03825 265 193 51 21
1124 So much for the legend - his feet seem perfectly proportional to me. 1.3507 0.03831 268 196 50 22
1125 Of course he’s upset. ‘Sasquatch’ is a slur! The proper term is ‘Hirsute-American.’ 1.3506 0.04264 231 172 37 22
1126 I know. But he says he knows a short cut. 1.3504 0.03908 234 167 52 15
1127 He's a lot less expensive than a Sherpa. 1.3504 0.03552 274 194 64 16
1128 No more arguing, I'm asking directions 1.3503 0.03556 294 212 61 21
1129 Well if you don’t want me to ask for directions then don’t lose the map next time. 1.3502 0.04023 257 191 42 24
1130 He said he's actually the sweet one in the family but that his brother IS quite abominable. 1.3502 0.03583 257 180 64 13
1131 I bet he does sas-squats. 1.3502 0.04098 257 193 38 26
1132 Wouldn’t an acid trip have been easier? 1.3502 0.03776 277 203 51 23
1133 He just wished you'd asked before taking a picture 1.3500 0.03747 280 205 52 23
1134 He said he’s looking for the illusive human. 1.3500 0.03837 260 189 51 20
1135 I know you care about me, but he makes me a better person 1.3500 0.03643 280 202 58 20
1136 All he said was ‘Goodbye’, and then mumbled something about ‘The Ascent Of Man’. 1.3500 0.03882 280 209 44 27
1137 I told you not to mention Bigfoot. --Now he's going to pout the rest of the way up! 1.3498 0.03919 263 194 46 23
1138 I don't understand why men refuse to ask for directions. 1.3498 0.03729 263 189 56 18
1139 « He only needs 5,000 steps to reach his goal. » 1.3496 0.03813 266 194 51 21
1140 He says he needs a wall to keep riffraff off the summit. 1.3496 0.03850 266 195 49 22
1141 He’s upset, Charles. I would be too if you called me abominable. 1.3495 0.03530 289 207 63 19
1142 He says he knows where the best wi-fi spot is. 1.3494 0.03855 269 198 48 23
1143 We can never tell your Uncle he was right, we'll never hear the end of it. 1.3494 0.04036 249 184 43 22
1144 Do you think he'd take our picture? 1.3493 0.03860 272 201 47 24
1145 I want a divorce and yes, there is someone else. 1.3491 0.03794 275 202 50 23
1146 He said, “get your camera out, you’re not going to believe the view!” 1.3491 0.03541 275 195 64 16
1147 So great that your aversion to asking for directions works across species. 1.3491 0.03794 275 202 50 23
1148 I said I would marry you if the Yeti was walking with the tooth fairy! 1.3490 0.03928 255 187 47 21
1149 I thought it would be bigger. 1.3490 0.03647 298 219 54 25
1150 You promised your mother wouldn't come this time! 1.3489 0.03833 278 206 47 25
1151 He says he's the new Chief of Staff 1.3489 0.03833 278 206 47 25
1152 I told him I was married 1.3488 0.03895 258 189 48 21
1153 The only thing that’s abominable, Jonathan, is your manners. 1.3488 0.03895 258 189 48 21
1154 He's moving to higher ground, citing habitat destruction and climate change. 1.3488 0.03633 281 203 58 20
1155 What did I tell you -- "layers." 1.3488 0.03453 281 198 68 15
1156 We talked, and yeti, yeti, yeti, we're engaged. 1.3487 0.03720 238 167 59 12
1157 Big deal! I’d be much more excited by the existence of a snack bar right now. 1.3487 0.03767 238 168 57 13
1158 I have dedicated my whole life to funding him, but I wasn’t expecting him to invite us back for coffee. 1.3487 0.03586 261 184 63 14
1159 Well yes, if you must know...size does matter. 1.3485 0.04047 241 177 44 20
1160 You really insulted him. Any idiot knows the difference between Sasquatch and The Abominable Snowman. 1.3485 0.03689 241 169 60 12
1161 You promised there wouldn’t be anyone else on this trail! 1.3485 0.03869 264 194 48 22
1162 He is going ahead to see if we can get a table by the window. 1.3485 0.03906 264 195 46 23
1163 Guess what, Travis. I think YOU'RE abominable. 1.3485 0.03794 264 192 52 20
1164 Why would you say that? I told you he was sensitive! 1.3485 0.03756 264 191 54 19
1165 He’s just a friend. 1.3483 0.03532 267 188 65 14
1166 He says he’s got some timeshare opportunities for us. 1.3483 0.03874 267 197 47 23
1167 Abominable? I found him rather nice. 1.3483 0.03620 290 211 57 22
1168 You say hirsute and I say hairsuit. What's the big deal? 1.3482 0.03462 313 227 63 23
1169 He said,"Don't overthink it." 1.3482 0.03311 313 222 73 18
1170 He says unless he gets the wall he's not coming down. 1.3482 0.04058 247 183 42 22
1171 He said this trail is closed until Trump caves on the wall. 1.3482 0.04138 247 185 38 24
1172 Our guide is a natural. 1.3481 0.03771 270 197 52 21
1173 He says three's a crowd. I'll see you back at base camp. 1.3481 0.03807 270 198 50 22
1174 I'm sorry Chad, but I need a man that doesn't wear a puffy jacket. 1.3481 0.03622 270 193 60 17
1175 Well, did you really think he would help after you called him abominable? 1.3480 0.03818 250 180 53 17
1176 He's very upset over our inaction on climate change 1.3480 0.03741 273 199 53 21
1177 If it looks like the Donald, walks like the Donald, and smells like the Donald, then it probably is a Sasquatch. 1.3480 0.03985 273 206 39 28
1178 You can't just call him that, Jim. 1.3478 0.03641 276 199 58 19
1179 Did you bring your grainy camera? 1.3478 0.03908 253 185 48 20
1180 How would you like it if I called you abominable? 1.3478 0.03786 253 182 54 17
1181 I'm sorry John, but you know what they say about big feet... 1.3478 0.03886 276 206 44 26
1182 Actually, I found him quite personable. 1.3478 0.03677 276 200 56 20
1183 He said to turn around or he's shutting down The Himalayas and building a wall. 1.3478 0.03948 253 186 46 21
1184 That Duluth underwear DOES look comfortable. 1.3478 0.04180 253 192 34 27
1185 We met on Sasquatch.com! 1.3477 0.03754 279 205 51 23
1186 If I found him, I can find the trail. 1.3477 0.03578 279 200 61 18
1187 Well, it's not the view I was expecting... 1.3477 0.03719 279 204 53 22
1188 He said he doesn't believe in climate change. 1.3477 0.03788 279 206 49 24
1189 "Do you think we can ask about Elvis?" 1.3476 0.04054 233 170 45 18
1190 It's nothing personal Chad. He's just more genuine than you. 1.3475 0.03921 259 191 46 22
1191 He was lost. 1.3475 0.03882 259 190 48 21
1192 Oddly enough, he IS dressed for it. 1.3475 0.03959 259 192 44 23
1193 He said he's not interested in being proven to exist. He thrives on the debate. 1.3475 0.03725 259 186 56 17
1194 I recognized the face but couldn’t remember his name. 1.3473 0.03450 262 182 69 11
1195 He said he left his car in the upper parking lot 1.3473 0.03735 262 189 55 18
1196 Well if you're not going to the top with me, I know someone ELSE who is. 1.3472 0.03667 265 190 58 17
1197 He says he prefers the path less travelled. 1.3471 0.03707 291 215 51 25
1198 When you say abominable, he hears unlovable. 1.3471 0.03675 291 214 53 24
1199 Much friendlier than the French! 1.3469 0.03686 271 196 56 19
1200 I didn't see what? 1.3468 0.03879 248 180 50 18
1201 We can't all be real. 1.3468 0.04003 248 183 44 21
1202 He said it's over, stop texting. 1.3468 0.03837 248 179 52 17
1203 He feels unseen. 1.3468 0.04084 248 185 40 23
1204 He wants to be called the Indomitable Snowman from now on. 1.3467 0.03657 274 198 57 19
1205 What’s his deal? All I asked was if he’d take our picture. 1.3467 0.03657 274 198 57 19
1206 It's just funny you're willing to follow anyone but me. 1.3466 0.03805 251 181 53 17
1207 That's all he said? "Humans exist." 1.3465 0.03690 254 181 58 15
1208 He said, "Don't eat the yellow snow." 1.3465 0.03815 254 184 52 18
1209 He said there is nothing to see up here. 1.3463 0.03863 257 188 49 20
1210 I'm sorry you came all this way John, but he loves me, hairy armpits and all. 1.3463 0.03979 257 191 43 23
1211 He says it's not me, it's him. 1.3463 0.03576 283 204 60 19
1212 Abominable is derogatory Steve! 1.3463 0.03576 283 204 60 19
1213 He’s actually quite amiable. 1.3463 0.03541 283 203 62 18
1214 Sorry, Trent. At this point in my life, I need someone who is more upwardly mobile. 1.3463 0.03646 283 206 56 21
1215 No", he said, "Not yeti." . . 1.3462 0.03908 260 192 46 22
1216 Another fur-loughed park ranger... 1.3462 0.03652 286 209 55 22
1217 "Well, that 'myth' happens to be our sherpa and he's very sensitive about his feet." 1.3462 0.03550 286 206 61 19
1218 Look at me when I'm talking! Don't you realize how unique I am in your life? 1.3460 0.03876 263 194 47 22
1219 I see your mother is joining us. 1.3460 0.04135 237 176 40 21
1220 Really? This mountain, this light and you want a picture of HIM? 1.3459 0.03694 266 192 56 18
1221 How was I supposed to know? I thought they liked being called abominable! 1.3458 0.03879 240 173 51 16
1222 Make sure there's nothing in the background when you take the picture. 1.3457 0.03550 269 191 63 15
1223 Apparently abominable is a trigger word. 1.3456 0.03548 298 217 59 22
1224 Well I’d walk away too if you kept calling me abominable. 1.3455 0.03754 275 202 51 22
1225 Big butt is more like it. 1.3455 0.03824 275 204 47 24
1226 He said, "Get off my lawn!" 1.3452 0.03956 252 186 45 21
1227 I'm sorry, but I need to be with someone who understands my needs. 1.3452 0.03956 252 186 45 21
1228 Can we just ask a local for directions? 1.3452 0.03708 252 180 57 15
1229 When I said bring the Yeti, I meant the thermos... 1.3452 0.03556 281 202 61 18
1230 Is it just me or does our Sherpa have really big feet? 1.3451 0.03882 255 187 48 20
1231 You didn't have to be so rude, he was just asking to borrow your cell phone. 1.3451 0.03635 284 207 56 21
1232 I told you my ex was a wild one. 1.3450 0.03889 258 190 47 21
1233 Okay, now that he took off his clothes I can see why you'd think our guide is a Yeti. 1.3450 0.03811 258 188 51 19
1234 He asked me if I had a sister. 1.3450 0.03850 258 189 49 20
1235 He just ate our sherpa. 1.3448 0.03857 261 192 48 21
1236 Honestly, the only abominable thing was his breath 1.3447 0.03512 264 186 65 13
1237 Of all things, you had to ask about his small hands? 1.3447 0.03863 264 195 47 22
1238 We're in luck! He said he'll be right back with some toothpaste. 1.3446 0.03566 267 190 62 15
1239 I know how you hate to ask for directions. So I asked. And he said “follow me”. 1.3446 0.03795 267 196 50 21
1240 He said three's a crowd 1.3446 0.03758 267 195 52 20
1241 I don't think he's going to be happy when he gets to the top and sees that we pooped in his cave. 1.3442 0.03599 276 199 59 18
1242 His accent is pretty hard to understand, but I've enjoyed the tour so far. 1.3441 0.03886 247 180 49 18
1243 I wouldn't say 'abominable.' I'd say 'rough-hewn.' 1.3441 0.03536 279 200 62 17
1244 Jeez, sometimes it's like I'm invisible or something. 1.3441 0.03572 279 201 60 18
1245 He came out of hiding to run for 2020, says 'he definitely has a shot in this political environment'. 1.3440 0.03936 250 184 46 20
1246 Mr. Yeti said that if we want a selfie at the summit with him AND the snow leopard, we are going to have to upgrade to the Platinum Package... Leslie Hardin Summit, New Jersey 1.3440 0.03769 250 180 54 16
1247 He was on the short list to replace Pruitt at EPA, but the President decided he wasn’t abominable enough. 1.3440 0.04096 250 188 38 24
1248 Now can we go home 1.3440 0.03753 282 209 49 24
1249 He just asked me what time it was. 1.3440 0.03651 282 206 55 21
1250 He says it's a pretty hairy climb from here on out... 1.3439 0.03942 253 187 45 21
1251 .....wonder if he knows the Summit Meeting was cancelled" 1.3439 0.03821 253 184 51 18
1252 He's less abominable than I had anticipated. 1.3439 0.03520 285 205 62 18
1253 Now's a good time to start our descent. 1.3439 0.03485 285 204 64 17
1254 No one ever mentions the abominable snowballs. 1.3438 0.03794 288 216 45 27
1255 His New Years resolution is 20,000 steps a day. 1.3438 0.03749 256 185 54 17
1256 Frankly, Josh, I'm fine with you skipping the testosterone therapy. 1.3438 0.03631 288 211 55 22
1257 He says the media spin has gotten out of control and that he's really only an 'untidy' snowman. 1.3436 0.03678 259 186 57 16
1258 He asked me for directions 1.3434 0.03700 265 192 55 18
1259 He wants us to wait , he's dropped his sunglasses. 1.3433 0.04047 233 171 44 18
1260 Are you sure there's nothing odd about our tour guide? 1.3433 0.03820 268 198 48 22
1261 He's a bit brusque. But certainly not abominable. 1.3433 0.03632 268 193 58 17
1262 I thought it was just going to be the two of us this time. 1.3433 0.03746 268 196 52 20
1263 He's putting up a wall and closing the border. 1.3432 0.03931 271 204 41 26
1264 He'll be back after he meets his 10,000-step goal. 1.3431 0.03688 274 200 54 20
1265 He wanted to sell us a timeshare." 1.3431 0.03795 274 203 48 23
1266 Extremely rare, I'd say. He's never heard of Donald Trump. 1.3431 0.03615 274 198 58 18
1267 He said to forget evolution, he was forging ahead without us. 1.3430 0.04152 242 182 37 23
1268 He wanted to know where I got my hiking boots. 1.3430 0.03551 277 199 61 17
1269 You forgot to charge the phone?!” 1.3430 0.03835 277 207 45 25
1270 Actually,his manners were impeccable. 1.3429 0.03525 280 201 62 17
1271 It's not you, it's the cargo pants. 1.3429 0.03525 280 201 62 17
1272 It's okay. He said the mountain is "clothing optional." 1.3427 0.03519 248 173 65 10
1273 Where'd you find this guide? Not much of a talker... but he sure seems to know his stuff. 1.3426 0.03798 251 182 52 17
1274 You left your phone at base camp?! 1.3425 0.03723 292 218 48 26
1275 You didn't think 'abominable' was offensive?! 1.3424 0.03470 295 213 63 19
1276 Should I ask if he'll take our picture? 1.3424 0.03600 295 217 55 23
1277 No, YOU’RE abominable! 1.3423 0.03825 260 191 49 20
1278 He says that we are a figment of his imagination. 1.3423 0.04051 260 197 37 26
1279 I asked if he’d summited and he said not Yeti. 1.3422 0.03678 263 190 56 17
1280 It’s true what they say: big feet, big... 1.3422 0.03944 263 197 42 24
1281 Why don't you ever wanna ask for directions? 1.3422 0.03832 263 194 48 21
1282 I thought he'd be taller. 1.3419 0.03669 272 198 55 19
1283 Try “adorable” snowman next time 1.3419 0.03669 272 198 55 19
1284 He said he'll lead us to the summit as long as we don't tell the National Enquirer. 1.3419 0.04078 234 173 42 19
1285 Because he’s mysterious and doesn’t have roommates. 1.3418 0.03748 275 203 50 22
1286 He made a pass at me and you just stood there. 1.3417 0.03720 278 205 51 22
1287 For once your hesitancy of asking locals for directions might actually be justified. 1.3417 0.03577 278 201 59 18
1288 He said he knows the area 1.3414 0.03817 249 181 51 17
1289 No, I didn't sleep with him. I just used him as a blanket. 1.3414 0.04104 249 188 37 24
1290 At least he puts the toilet seat down! 1.3413 0.04183 252 193 32 27
1291 He said to turn back; the conditions up there are abominable. 1.3413 0.03658 252 180 58 14
1292 All I could make out was "Get off my lawn!". 1.3412 0.03590 296 218 55 23
1293 Look, I know he may not be a conventional tour-guide, but hey, he takes Amex. 1.3411 0.03765 258 188 52 18
1294 He doesn't say much, but he's the best Sherpa we ever had. 1.3410 0.03813 261 192 49 20
1295 Yeti or not there he goes. 1.3410 0.03813 261 192 49 20
1296 He asked me if I had any conditioner. 1.3409 0.03782 264 194 50 20
1297 Call me crazy, but sometimes you act like I don't exist. 1.3408 0.03714 267 195 53 19
1298 I told you we were overdressed. 1.3408 0.03398 267 187 69 11
1299 The Brooklyn beard craze is spreading. 1.3407 0.03685 270 197 54 19
1300 Asking him to 'play through' was a great idea. 1.3407 0.03685 270 197 54 19
1301 He stimulates my heart and mind in ways you'd never understand. So,goodbye,Stanley. 1.3407 0.03759 270 199 50 21
1302 Oh Great. Now I'm a Bigfoot believer. 1.3407 0.03657 273 199 55 19
1303 The bastard just farted and kept walking. 1.3406 0.03841 276 207 44 25
1304 Stand back. I'm here to interview him for the White House chief of staff position... everyone else on the planet has refused. 1.3406 0.03772 276 205 48 23
1305 Let him play through, he's a regular. 1.3404 0.03540 282 204 60 18
1306 He says we're mythical. 1.3404 0.03619 285 209 55 21
1307 Yeti, schmeti, you were supposed to bring the damn camera. 1.3403 0.04156 238 179 37 22
1308 He looks like he knows where he's going. Let's follow him. 1.3403 0.03558 288 210 58 20
1309 Apologize! 1.3402 0.04076 241 180 40 21
1310 Actually, he's really pretty "ominable" once you get him talking. 1.3402 0.03632 291 215 53 23
1311 There goes another furloughed park ranger. 1.3402 0.03465 291 210 63 18
1312 He asked us to turn down the heat. 1.3401 0.03516 297 217 59 21
1313 Well, I can definitely verify the Yeti is a HE. 1.3401 0.03580 297 219 55 23
1314 Because he gets me! In ways you will never understand! And stop calling him "Bigfoot". 1.3400 0.03762 250 181 53 16
1315 More like adorable snowman. 1.3399 0.03559 253 179 62 12
1316 Well, at least he’d never leave his underwear on the bathroom floor! 1.3399 0.03731 253 183 54 16
1317 It’s not you, it’s me. And him. 1.3398 0.03701 256 185 55 16
1318 As far as I'm concerned he's ancient history 1.3397 0.03683 262 190 55 17
1319 Just had to say the A-word, didn't you? 1.3397 0.03914 262 196 43 23
1320 See, I told you we shoulda packed the camera! 1.3396 0.03693 265 193 54 18
1321 Huh, I thought he’d have bigger feet. 1.3396 0.03535 265 189 62 14
1322 Yeti or not, here we come! 1.3395 0.03891 271 204 42 25
1323 Babe, trust me, it looks like he’s been here before. 1.3394 0.03609 274 199 57 18
1324 And WHY, exactly, didn't you ask him for directions...? 1.3394 0.03719 274 202 51 21
1325 Notice how he leaves no trace? 1.3394 0.03654 277 203 54 20
1326 I've got to go with him. He's the most understanding...whatever he is ... I've ever met. I've treated him abominably, Yeti still loves me. 1.3394 0.03690 277 204 52 21
1327 Well that's a letdown. For some reason I thought his feet would be bigger. 1.3393 0.03520 280 202 61 17
1328 He seemed quite pleasant. Not at all abominable. 1.3392 0.03539 286 208 59 19
1329 He's incredibly sensitive. How could you? 1.3391 0.03713 289 216 48 25
1330 He's as lost as we are. 1.3389 0.04012 239 177 43 19
1331 There's something off about our Sherpa. 1.3388 0.03678 245 175 57 13
1332 You know what they say about guys with big feet- well that’s a myth. 1.3386 0.03875 251 185 47 19
1333 He said his life coach recommended nature walks. 1.3386 0.03792 251 183 51 17
1334 He'd like to know why Mad Men was canceled. 1.3386 0.03719 254 184 54 16
1335 From here on, it's clothing optional. 1.3386 0.03677 254 183 56 15
1336 I've found someone else. 1.3385 0.03606 257 184 59 14
1337 Shut up with your animal rights extinction crap. This fur coat isn't getting away. 1.3385 0.03858 260 193 46 21
1338 How was I supposed to know it's insensitive to ask if he's related to Big Foot? 1.3383 0.03564 266 191 60 15
1339 I didn't find him the least bit abominable. 1.3383 0.03643 266 193 56 17
1340 Considering the size of his feet, I wasn't all that impressed. 1.3383 0.03838 269 201 45 23
1341 I said, "Ready to meet the world?" And he said, "Not yeti." 1.3383 0.03653 269 196 55 18
1342 Turns out his name is Melvin. 1.3382 0.03472 272 194 64 14
1343 The track gets a bit hairy from this point 1.3381 0.03607 278 203 56 19
1344 I told you we should have asked for directions sooner. 1.3381 0.03545 281 204 59 18
1345 You're the one that claims to be so evolved 1.3380 0.03519 284 206 60 18
1346 I don't see what's so abominable about complimenting my ponytail Bob. 1.3380 0.03692 284 211 50 23
1347 OK, Big Shot! You follow him to his cave to see his “etchings!” 1.3378 0.03528 299 220 57 22
1348 What an amateur. He doesn't even have a backpack, let alone the correct footwear! 1.3374 0.03962 243 180 44 19
1349 He said he's sorry, but this is something he has to do alone. 1.3374 0.03799 246 179 51 16
1350 Well, he's not abominable to me! Go home, Jack 1.3374 0.03711 246 177 55 14
1351 Do you think he'll divulge our existence? 1.3373 0.03637 249 178 58 13
1352 It's not you, it's me. Well, it's me and Bigfoot. 1.3373 0.03681 249 179 56 14
1353 This is not what it looks like, Jack! 1.3373 0.03943 252 188 43 21
1354 I can’t belive he’s wearing real fur, I let him know I just called PETA. 1.3373 0.03821 252 185 49 18
1355 I asked him and he said,"Because it's there." 1.3373 0.03707 255 185 54 16
1356 Nice fella. He says to follow him and he'll have us for dinner. 1.3372 0.03718 258 188 53 17
1357 It was an icy reception at best. 1.3372 0.03567 261 187 60 14
1358 He left his cell phone on the summit. 1.3372 0.03608 261 188 58 15
1359 We need to get our stories straight by the time we get back down" 1.3370 0.03565 270 195 59 16
1360 No, YOU'RE abominable, John. 1.3370 0.03679 270 198 53 19
1361 Well, he probably thinks you're abominable. 1.3370 0.03724 273 202 50 21
1362 He won't talk to anyone but CNN. 1.3370 0.03423 273 194 66 13
1363 I told you-they don’t like to be called ‘abominable’ anymore. 1.3370 0.03688 273 201 52 20
1364 He will send us the selfie once he gets better reception. 1.3370 0.03935 273 208 38 27
1365 No pics. He has strict image and licensing control to avoid brand dilution from commercial over-exposure. 1.3370 0.03660 276 203 53 20
1366 John, sometimes YOU have to ask for directions. 1.3368 0.03620 288 213 53 22
1367 Well how was I supposed to know he's sensitive about the size of his feet? 1.3362 0.03919 235 172 47 16
1368 Don't feel so insecure, he had small hands. 1.3361 0.03906 244 180 46 18
1369 Next time can you hire a Yeti that speaks English? 1.3360 0.03956 247 184 43 20
1370 He's counting steps. 1.3359 0.03777 256 188 50 18
1371 It didn't mean anything to me. It was just a winter fling. 1.3359 0.03653 256 185 56 15
1372 It's the big feet that make his hands look small. 1.3359 0.03817 256 189 48 19
1373 The same thing any of us are seeking, I suppose. Just wanting to be seen, really seen, by someone. 1.3359 0.03665 259 188 55 16
1374 Look he's not an ideal guide but he really knows the mountains. 1.3359 0.03825 259 192 47 20
1375 We went to Cleveland to meet my parents, its only fair that we go to meet his. 1.3358 0.03726 265 195 51 19
1376 I told you not to call him "abominable" to his face. 1.3358 0.03726 265 195 51 19
1377 It’s just “Snowman”. How would you like it if I always referred to you as Abominable Ralph? 1.3358 0.03640 274 201 54 19
1378 He asked us to pay for a wall. 1.3358 0.03784 274 205 46 23
1379 You clearly offended him by calling him Bigfoot. I believe ‘Yeti’ is the appropriate term. 1.3357 0.03440 280 201 64 15
1380 It was wonderful, but he snores. 1.3357 0.03499 286 208 60 18
1381 He said to get off his yard. 1.3357 0.03392 286 205 66 15
1382 Hands are smaller then you’d think. 1.3357 0.03568 286 210 56 20
1383 "What's 'abominable' is your sensitivity." 1.3357 0.03636 286 212 52 22
1384 I think I know why our guide was so cheap. 1.3357 0.03428 286 206 64 16
1385 Well, I’d be offended too if a stranger called me ‘abominable’. 1.3356 0.03474 289 210 61 18
1386 Relax. At this altitude hallucinations aren't that unusual. 1.3356 0.03415 292 211 64 17
1387 No, you are the one who spends too much time on their phone instead of watching what is going on around them. 1.3356 0.03590 295 219 53 23
1388 I can’t believe it! A “no photo” policy?!?! 1.3347 0.03805 245 179 50 16
1389 He didn't have a phone charger either 1.3346 0.03836 254 188 47 19
1390 The Air BnB said "quiet and off the grid." 1.3346 0.03724 257 188 52 17
1391 Well, that explains the dimensions of what we found in the out house! 1.3346 0.03683 257 187 54 16
1392 When I asked if you brought your Yeti, I meant your insulated mug... 1.3346 0.03724 257 188 52 17
1393 No really, he’s just a friend! 1.3346 0.03724 257 188 52 17
1394 For the record, I requested a trip to the Serengeti. 1.3346 0.03813 260 193 47 20
1395 I would say that greeting a Yeti as Bigfoot qualifies us as ugly Americans. 1.3346 0.03932 263 199 40 24
1396 He'll guide us, but he only takes Bitcoin. 1.3346 0.03704 263 193 52 18
1397 Oh, yeah? Well, you're insufferable! 1.3346 0.03704 263 193 52 18
1398 You are both behaving abominably. 1.3346 0.03796 269 201 46 22
1399 Wow! I guess the Paleo diet really works. 1.3346 0.03609 269 196 56 17
1400 He said the final ascent is his ‘me time’. 1.3346 0.03657 272 200 53 19
1401 Did you have to mention the size of his feet?! 1.3346 0.03873 272 206 41 25
1402 I think he knows the way 1.3345 0.03555 275 200 58 17
1403 Sorry. You know what they say about big feet. 1.3345 0.03812 278 210 43 25
1404 Honey, we were just talking. 1.3345 0.03602 278 204 55 19
1405 Ignore him, he's trying to get his 10,000 steps before dinner 1.3345 0.03708 278 207 49 22
1406 We just weren’t right for each other. He felt the need to Sasquatch-splain everything to me. 1.3345 0.03575 281 206 56 19
1407 All it said was 'Yeti or not, here I come' " 1.3345 0.03618 284 210 53 21
1408 Just gave me the cold shoulder. 1.3345 0.03332 284 202 69 13
1409 Of course he's upset, Kevin. "Hey Yeti, take a selfie with my Betty?" Seriously?! 1.3345 0.03418 287 207 64 16
1410 We agreed to remain friends. 1.3345 0.03371 293 211 66 16
1411 I thought your New Year's resolution was to start making new friends. 1.3344 0.03370 302 219 65 18
1412 I swear, Peter, nothing happened. 1.3333 0.03642 261 190 55 16
1413 He said our use of adjectives is abominable 1.3333 0.03800 261 194 47 20
1414 Oddly, he doesn't leave footprints. 1.3333 0.03383 300 218 64 18
1415 Well, it's true what they say about big feet. 1.3333 0.03992 264 202 36 26
1416 He says he doesn't have any idea of where the trail is, but rather smugly pointed out that he isn't lost. 1.3333 0.03929 249 186 43 20
1417 Confirmed...Starbucks ahead one mile! 1.3333 0.03599 282 208 54 20
1418 I told him “no thanks, I have Google Maps.” 1.3333 0.03664 267 196 53 18
1419 He finished with, “Say you never saw me.” 1.3333 0.03800 261 194 47 20
1420 Apparently they run the upper section as a nudist colony. 1.3333 0.03700 255 186 53 16
1421 He said "Its to cold out here and he will wait for us in the car". 1.3333 0.03784 270 202 46 22
1422 Great, Todd. Now even the Yeti is leaving! 1.3333 0.03607 285 211 53 21
1423 Hey hey! Eyes over here! 1.3333 0.03644 252 182 56 14
1424 Yes, I'm leaving you. He has more than a big foot. 1.3333 0.03777 267 199 47 21
1425 Unlike you, he hasn't reached his peak. 1.3333 0.03986 258 196 38 24
1426 He said, and I quote, 'You can't get theah from heah'. 1.3333 0.03879 246 182 46 18
1427 He says we should have turned right at the ravine. Now aren’t you glad we stopped for directions? 1.3333 0.03520 246 174 62 10
1428 Simmer down, Harry. We're just friends. 1.3333 0.03730 252 184 52 16
1429 I still cannot believe you found this Sherpa on Yelp - he's amazing!! 1.3333 0.03443 288 209 62 17
1430 I thought the hair was supposed to be thinner up here. 1.3333 0.03457 303 223 59 21
1431 He says he knows a shortcut. What do you think? 1.3333 0.03441 270 193 64 13
1432 I swear, Bill, he's just a friend I happen to bump into occasionally. 1.3333 0.03456 273 196 63 14
1433 He says he knows the way to a bathroom. 1.3333 0.03645 273 201 53 19
1434 Who would have known that he's in the Witness Protection Program? 1.3333 0.03673 270 199 52 19
1435 I told him no pants, no cocoa. 1.3333 0.03879 246 182 46 18
1436 I think we're overdressed. 1.3333 0.03766 231 166 53 12
1437 He says he's going to run against Trump in 2020. 1.3333 0.03860 273 207 41 25
1438 Apparently we misgendered the Abominable Snow Man 1.3333 0.03673 270 199 52 19
1439 Yes, there is a restaurant on the summit but he says the service is abominable. 1.3333 0.03963 246 184 42 20
1440 Well, his English was good enough to know what 'needs a bath' means. 1.3322 0.03468 289 211 60 18
1441 Why didn't you tell me this hike was clothing optional? 1.3322 0.03433 289 210 62 17
1442 He's going back for his Non-disclosure Agreement. 1.3322 0.03763 286 217 43 26
1443 Our guide is kind of built for this, don't you think? 1.3322 0.03386 286 206 65 15
1444 Let's follow him. I think he knows where the president's tax returns are. 1.3322 0.03692 283 212 48 23
1445 Well, I think your feelings would be hurt, too, if someone called you abominable. 1.3322 0.03482 283 206 60 17
1446 Funny they named him big foot, when that's not the big appendage that jumped out at me. 1.3321 0.03720 280 210 47 23
1447 He says we're welcome at the top, just not yeti. 1.3321 0.03508 280 204 59 17
1448 You just couldn't be the bigger man. 1.3321 0.03580 280 206 55 19
1449 Sorry, I prefer the strong, silent, abominable type. 1.3321 0.03607 277 204 54 19
1450 There's a thin line between lovable and abominable. 1.3321 0.03522 274 199 59 16
1451 He said he dropped the "Abominable" years ago. 1.3321 0.03624 271 199 54 18
1452 A better plan?? How about down? 1.3321 0.03536 268 194 59 15
1453 Honestly, I thought I was sleeping with you. 1.3321 0.03875 268 203 41 24
1454 Because of someone he called the "Orange-haired Abominable Showman," he decided to disappear again until at least 2020. 1.3321 0.03765 268 200 47 21
1455 He prefers abominable snow person Bob! 1.3321 0.03575 268 195 57 16
1456 No, Ted-- you're fine. This is about me. 1.3321 0.03681 265 195 52 18
1457 He says we're lost. Loch Ness isn't anywhere around here. 1.3321 0.03681 265 195 52 18
1458 Well, he calls you the Abominable Keith! 1.3321 0.03749 262 194 49 19
1459 There's always somebody who shows off with no proper equipment or clothes. 1.3321 0.03710 262 193 51 18
1460 Goodbye, John, no more washing & ironing shirts for me. 1.3320 0.03935 259 196 40 23
1461 I don't care if there are 10 Big Feet behind me! 1.3320 0.03850 256 191 45 20
1462 I just feel like it's weird that he's technically naked. 1.3320 0.03646 256 186 55 15
1463 He said no to the selfie but otherwise seemed nice. 1.3320 0.03535 244 173 61 10
1464 He was asking for directions. 1.3312 0.03308 314 229 66 19
1465 No, he goes by ‘Barefoot’ 1.3311 0.03437 305 225 59 21
1466 Are you checking her out?! 1.3310 0.03647 284 212 50 22
1467 He says the guru is just a myth. 1.3310 0.03533 281 206 57 18
1468 Of course he's upset. You treated him abominably. 1.3309 0.03632 278 206 52 20
1469 Who knew!... he’s not abominable at all. 1.3309 0.03667 278 207 50 21
1470 That reminds me, I forgot to pack my razor. 1.3309 0.03537 272 198 58 16
1471 Thankfully, he said he's a vegan now 1.3309 0.03650 272 201 52 19
1472 The government shutdown is awful for sure ... but this volunteer tour guide is fantastic. 1.3309 0.03760 272 204 46 22
1473 Sure. I turn around and you shout, Gotcha! Very funny. 1.3309 0.03753 269 201 47 21
1474 Wow. 'Abominable?' Really, Greg? 1.3309 0.03679 269 199 51 19
1475 There's a lot more to him than those big feet! 1.3309 0.03790 269 202 45 22
1476 Who knew he was sensitive about his body hair? 1.3308 0.03537 263 190 59 14
1477 I guess he's not missing anymore. 1.3308 0.03698 263 194 51 18
1478 He's going back for his parka. 1.3308 0.03578 263 191 57 15
1479 He says he’s considering running in 2020 because he can’t be any worse than the incumbent. 1.3308 0.03814 263 197 45 21
1480 Well if you won't ask him for directions than I will! 1.3308 0.03698 263 194 51 18
1481 I said good morning and how are you doing and all he said was " I go up, I come down, Yeti Yeti Yeti" 1.3308 0.03959 260 198 38 24
1482 The one time we forgot the camera! 1.3308 0.03687 260 191 52 17
1483 Should I say something? 1.3307 0.03955 257 195 39 23
1484 He says it's Jeti with a "J"! 1.3307 0.03877 257 193 43 21
1485 He said the 'mile high club' is a myth. 1.3307 0.03444 254 180 64 10
1486 ‘Not entirely unlike Sisyphus,’ were his words to me in passing. 1.3307 0.03778 251 185 49 17
1487 He's leaving - said he's on a quest for intelligent life forms 1.3306 0.03798 245 180 49 16
1488 It IS true what they say about big feet... 1.3306 0.04173 242 186 32 24
1489 He says the best ascent is up the north ridge, but then again, he doesn't exist! 1.3305 0.03850 236 173 48 15
1490 Hi, I'm Maggie - so what inspired you to try out high-altitude speed dating? 1.3304 0.04234 224 170 34 20
1491 He said “Millennials are abominable.” 1.3301 0.03311 309 225 66 18
1492 Honestly, I thought his footprints would be bigger. 1.3300 0.03545 303 227 52 24
1493 Follow him if you want, but I don't think he really knows where the bathroom is. 1.3299 0.03472 288 211 59 18
1494 It's not what it looks like... 1.3297 0.03828 279 213 40 26
1495 Relax, he didn't even get to first base camp. 1.3297 0.03648 276 205 51 20
1496 Looks like this next stretch is going to get pretty hairy. 1.3297 0.03564 273 200 56 17
1497 I wasn't mocking him; I thought "Abominable" was his first name. 1.3297 0.03526 273 199 58 16
1498 Should we have asked for a selfie? 1.3297 0.03712 273 204 48 21
1499 His wife made him stop and ask directions.” 1.3296 0.03808 267 201 44 22
1500 Don't worry, no one will believe he reached the summit first. 1.3296 0.03733 267 199 48 20
1501 so apparently it's just a myth about foot size for men 1.3296 0.03808 267 201 44 22
1502 Was that necessary? Did you have to call him abominable? 1.3295 0.03567 264 192 57 15
1503 He says another 2000 feet and then it's all down hill. 1.3295 0.03763 264 197 47 20
1504 For only a small extra fee, the guides will wear the costume for our selfies at the top. 1.3295 0.03675 261 192 52 17
1505 Brad, you can't just ask him why he's abominable. 1.3295 0.03871 261 197 42 22
1506 I thought you said we'd have the summit to ourselves. 1.3295 0.03705 258 190 51 17
1507 I told you we were going the right way. 1.3294 0.03693 255 187 52 16
1508 Abominable he can live with," he says,"but Bigfoot hurts his feelings. 1.3294 0.03776 255 189 48 18
1509 For the last damned time, I didn't eat your trail mix. 1.3294 0.03565 255 184 58 13
1510 Is it me or is the guide a bit rude? 1.3294 0.03929 252 190 41 21
1511 Wow! This nature walk really lets you get in touch with the locals! 1.3293 0.03839 249 185 46 18
1512 He asked me if he was close to the top 1.3293 0.03881 249 186 44 19
1513 I think he said, "It's 5 o'clock somewhere." 1.3293 0.03914 246 184 43 19
1514 I think he just made an anti-Homo sapien remark. 1.3292 0.03804 240 176 49 15
1515 That's it--I'm asking for directions! 1.3288 0.03638 292 220 48 24
1516 He's much more handsome than his photos. 1.3288 0.03438 292 214 60 18
1517 Just because he is abominable, doesn't mean he's a bad leader. 1.3288 0.03472 292 215 58 19
1518 Go back to the last glacier and take a RIGHT, just like I said the first time. 1.3288 0.03472 292 215 58 19
1519 Let's cancel next week's trip to Loch Ness. 1.3287 0.03497 289 213 57 19
1520 I can't believe you used the a-word. 1.3287 0.03427 289 211 61 17
1521 I'm leaving you for someone far more abominable. 1.3287 0.03697 289 219 45 25
1522 He wanted to know if 2020 was over. 1.3287 0.03725 286 217 44 25
1523 He asked if we knew any single and abominable snow women. 1.3286 0.03583 283 210 53 20
1524 He said he is not from around here. 1.3286 0.03583 283 210 53 20
1525 He said we should try the Paleodiet 1.3286 0.03574 280 207 54 19
1526 He said, "All they call me is Big Foot, but they should see my other parts!!" 1.3286 0.03850 280 215 38 27
1527 Okay, first off.... He doesn’t appreciate the label “abominable.” 1.3285 0.03637 277 206 51 20
1528 Why don't men ask for directions when they're lost? 1.3285 0.03477 274 199 60 15
1529 I’m sorry to leave you Mark, but he’s more of a social climber. 1.3284 0.03655 271 201 51 19
1530 Just because I haven't shaved my legs in a while doesn't give you the right to draw a comparison. 1.3284 0.03693 271 202 49 20
1531 The border's just ahead, but he says there's a very big wall. 1.3282 0.03933 262 200 38 24
1532 He invited me up for a drink. 1.3282 0.03733 259 192 49 18
1533 His friends don't think we exist, so he's getting a lump of charcoal to draw us. 1.3281 0.03835 253 189 45 19
1534 He said we should have turned left at the crevasse to get to Starbucks. 1.3280 0.03867 250 187 44 19
1535 Lets just follow that guy, he seems to know where he is going 1.3280 0.03519 250 179 60 11
1536 He's my support Yeti. 1.3280 0.03783 250 185 48 17
1537 See, I told you this hike would be legendary. 1.3279 0.03728 247 181 51 15
1538 I had to find out if it was true what they say about big feet. 1.3278 0.03881 241 179 45 17
1539 Who is he to be lecturing us about footprints? 1.3278 0.03836 241 178 47 16
1540 He has a summer place at Loch Ness. 1.3277 0.03537 296 221 53 22
1541 People say we're self-absorbed. Do you think we're self-absorbed? 1.3277 0.03695 296 226 43 27
1542 Nope. I didn't see anything either. 1.3275 0.03572 284 211 53 20
1543 I told you he wasn't real! Do you see any footprints?? 1.3273 0.03580 275 203 54 18
1544 Don't worry, he's only a myth 1.3273 0.03580 275 203 54 18
1545 He wants us off his mountain. We're not white enough. 1.3272 0.03681 272 203 49 20
1546 Don't bother asking -- he already has home, auto, and life. 1.3271 0.03672 269 200 50 19
1547 You had to put your big foot in your mouth! 1.3271 0.03634 269 199 52 18
1548 I've told you Greg, it's not the size of your feet that's the issue. 1.3271 0.03710 269 201 48 20
1549 Well, he looked like he knew the way out of the parking lot. 1.3271 0.03478 269 195 60 14
1550 Go ahead, you tell him we are going the wrong way. 1.3271 0.03814 266 201 43 22
1551 He likes what I do with my hair. 1.3271 0.03662 266 197 51 18
1552 I've decided I need to try something different in life--don't take it personally. 1.3270 0.03652 263 194 52 17
1553 Maybe we've been reading that evolution diagram backwards. 1.3270 0.03730 263 196 48 19
1554 Actually, he respects me. 1.3270 0.03489 263 190 60 13
1555 Just ask him for directions. 1.3269 0.03473 260 187 61 12
1556 I asked if we found the abominable snowman. He said, “Not Yeti.” 1.3269 0.03799 260 195 45 20
1557 I just said “You know what they say about big feet” and he stormed off. 1.3268 0.03656 254 186 53 15
1558 He said he'll have another showing in two weeks. 1.3265 0.03418 294 216 60 18
1559 Sorry, but I have to follow my inner yeti. 1.3265 0.03920 245 184 42 19
1560 Asking him about his origins was very discriminating. YOU are a monster. 1.3264 0.03431 288 211 60 17
1561 That's all right -- he doesn't believe in you, either." --Stephen West, Laurel, Marylan 1.3263 0.03420 285 208 61 16
1562 No hello! Not a smile! Not even a nod! No wonder his ilk went extinct! 1.3262 0.03469 279 204 59 16
1563 He said no pictures, but I got an autograph. 1.3260 0.03742 273 206 45 22
1564 It's amazing what you can do with a comb-over! 1.3259 0.03660 270 201 50 19
1565 I told you that we were overdressed!" 1.3258 0.03533 267 195 57 15
1566 He insisted his name was Yuri, not Yeti. 1.3257 0.03708 261 194 49 18
1567 Think he'd be offended if I asked him to take our photo? 1.3256 0.03738 258 192 48 18
1568 He says he's not coming down until they bring back the McRib. 1.3255 0.03601 255 186 55 14
1569 Ignore him. He doesn't like to be noticed. 1.3253 0.03702 249 183 51 15
1570 He keeps muttering "I am not fake news. I am not fake news" 1.3252 0.03585 286 214 51 21
1571 Why don't YOU tell him that he's abominable? 1.3251 0.03897 243 182 43 18
1572 The oxygen is too thin up here — and besides, he just ate Jim. 1.3250 0.03703 240 175 52 13
1573 He says there's nothing to see here 1.3250 0.03568 280 208 53 19
1574 Didn’t that guy pass us eons ago? 1.3250 0.03674 280 211 47 22
1575 Did you see his six pack. Abdominal indeed! 1.3249 0.03630 277 207 50 20
1576 I told you it's better to follow the locals 1.3249 0.03702 277 209 46 22
1577 I figured he'd take "abominable" as a compliment. 1.3249 0.03445 277 202 60 15
1578 Sorry Eric, even he doesn’t want Mattis’ job 1.3248 0.03871 274 211 37 26
1579 Actually, his name is Bigdick — he’s Bigfoot’s more popular brother. 1.3247 0.03686 271 203 48 20
1580 He never really believed in me. 1.3247 0.03723 271 204 46 21
1581 It’s Abominable SnowPerson! 1.3247 0.03944 231 172 43 16
1582 Wish you had one that big! 1.3246 0.03670 305 235 41 29
1583 I told him to stay hidden until Trump was gone. 1.3245 0.03744 265 199 46 20
1584 He’s going ahead to prepare the appetizers 1.3245 0.03508 265 193 58 14
1585 No more abominable than the rest of you. 1.3244 0.03967 225 167 43 15
1586 Dad, you promised you wouldn't make a scene! 1.3244 0.03493 262 190 59 13
1587 Oh just give it up already. You’ll never convince him down is superior to fur. 1.3244 0.03813 262 198 43 21
1588 It’s great, you still spot some of the old locals around here, it’s the only bit of Everest that we haven’t totally gentrified 1.3244 0.03696 262 195 49 18
1589 Until this moment, I thought you were pretty well endowed! 1.3244 0.03656 262 194 51 17
1590 Let’s ask him for directions; he seems to be a local. 1.3243 0.03433 259 186 62 11
1591 Look, he doesn't want to be in the selfie. 1.3243 0.03563 296 223 50 23
1592 Actually, no. I found him to be quite pleasant. 1.3243 0.03726 259 193 48 18
1593 I thought he said Eddie, not yeti. 1.3241 0.03411 290 213 60 17
1594 Keep quiet, the body language says he's not going to be responsible for his actions if we keep asking, are we their yeti ? 1.3241 0.03988 253 194 36 23
1595 Good news. We found him. Bad news. He's not into us. 1.3240 0.03646 250 183 53 14
1596 We're out of luck -- he didn't bring his selfie stick either. 1.3239 0.03769 284 218 40 26
1597 Fictional or not, he’s a heckuva trail guide. 1.3238 0.03484 281 207 57 17
1598 That's Mister Everest. He's the owner. 1.3237 0.03690 278 210 46 22
1599 I'm sorry, Steve, but I've found someone else. 1.3237 0.03619 278 208 50 20
1600 He's taking us to Elvis and the Easter Bunny. 1.3237 0.03619 278 208 50 20
1601 Because he's not a wuss. 1.3234 0.03740 269 203 45 21
1602 Please don't ruin this by proposing at the summit. 1.3234 0.03666 269 201 49 19
1603 I'm sorry to say, but foot size has nothing to do with it. 1.3234 0.03666 269 201 49 19
1604 Yes, I am leaving you. 1.3233 0.03770 266 201 44 21
1605 I told you a million times Steve, that was decades before we met. It's long over, leave him alone 1.3232 0.03762 263 198 45 20
1606 Don't be jealous--I don't see him often. 1.3232 0.03839 263 200 41 22
1607 Can you believe it? He said we’re an illusion because we’re not leaving tracks. 1.3231 0.03546 294 221 51 22
1608 Well, I'd bet your feelings would be hurt if I called you abominable. 1.3231 0.03344 294 215 63 16
1609 Okay Wendell, Billy is not your son. I suppose it was only a matter of time before you guessed the truth anyway. 1.3231 0.03753 260 195 46 19
1610 I'm HIS service animal. He calls me "Not Yeti." 1.3230 0.03863 257 195 41 21
1611 Nice, Dan! I told you not to say anything. He has a "condition". 1.3230 0.03703 257 191 49 17
1612 What is wrong with you? He says there's a Starbucks up there. Why don't you believe anyone about anything? 1.3227 0.03686 282 214 45 23
1613 You promised we wouldn’t see any other tourists. 1.3226 0.03349 279 202 64 13
1614 I have a funny feeling about our trail guide, yet - I can't put my finger on why 1.3225 0.03333 276 199 65 12
1615 You first... 1.3225 0.03635 276 207 49 20
1616 He's just misunderstood. There were more abominable people at base camp. 1.3225 0.03599 276 206 51 19
1617 You just had to insist we leave our smartphone-cameras behind on this climb, didn't you Nature Boy? 1.3224 0.03782 245 182 47 16
1618 Look,they don't leave footprints after all. 1.3223 0.03551 273 202 54 17
1619 He says Bigfoot's a myth. 1.3221 0.03445 267 194 60 13
1620 Evolution? We can’t even keep up with him. 1.3220 0.03750 264 199 45 20
1621 He obviously hasn't seen the Patagonia catalogue. 1.3220 0.03633 264 196 51 17
1622 He was happy to hear that the climate is warming, since he is losing some of his hair. 1.3219 0.04054 233 177 37 19
1623 He asked me if I know of a good place for electrolysis. 1.3218 0.03621 261 193 52 16
1624 He’s going to get his family for a group selfie 1.3218 0.03620 289 219 47 23
1625 Climate change is driving them to higher elevations. 1.3217 0.03608 258 190 53 15
1626 You don't even know him - your intolerance is what's abominable. 1.3216 0.03636 255 188 52 15
1627 I swear it's over. He's an animal. 1.3216 0.03678 255 189 50 16
1628 He just called me an abominable human! 1.3216 0.03570 283 212 51 20
1629 'He says he's gonna build a wall.' 1.3214 0.03838 280 217 36 27
1630 Tinder is really getting weird. 1.3214 0.03578 252 184 55 13
1631 This isn't what it looks like... 1.3213 0.03695 277 210 45 22
1632 Really, mister sensitive, 'abominable?' 1.3212 0.03652 274 206 48 20
1633 He says that the only thing that’s abominable these days is Trump. 1.3211 0.04066 246 190 33 23
1634 Is that what we were or what we will be? 1.3211 0.03725 246 182 49 15
1635 Did you have to use the A-word? 1.3211 0.03813 246 184 45 17
1636 He said the view's not worth it. 1.3210 0.03245 271 193 69 9
1637 Did you have to call him Abominable? 1.3210 0.03605 271 202 51 18
1638 Sasquatch? No, it’s only Trump in costume hiding from Nancy Pelosi. 1.3210 0.03753 271 206 43 22
1639 He’ll be right back, he left his shades in the car. 1.3210 0.03801 243 181 46 16
1640 He says the conditions ahead are just abominable 1.3209 0.03783 268 204 42 22
1641 He said he was flattered, but worried about the optics of another white male hosting the Oscars. 1.3209 0.03708 268 202 46 20
1642 Sasquatch? Really? I can't believe you think all ape-like creatures look the same. 1.3209 0.03594 268 199 52 17
1643 I told you he wouldn't care about your bucket list. 1.3208 0.03382 293 216 60 17
1644 Yer damn straight I married 'im, and he wants you to stop followin' us." 1.3208 0.03699 265 199 47 19
1645 You’re the one with no social skills! 1.3208 0.03699 265 199 47 19
1646 I swear, I've never seen him before in my life. 1.3207 0.03405 290 214 59 17
1647 Looks like your claim about making it to the top isn’t the only urban legend around here. 1.3206 0.03649 262 195 50 17
1648 He asked me for my phone number 1.3206 0.03246 287 207 68 12
1649 If I have to say size doesn't matter one more time . . . 1.3205 0.03994 234 177 39 18
1650 I told you not to book an unlicensed Sherpa. 1.3205 0.03637 259 192 51 16
1651 He asked for a MAGA hat: he's a big fan of isolationism. 1.3204 0.03417 284 209 59 16
1652 He said the Starbucks is up ahead. 1.3204 0.03453 284 210 57 17
1653 You shouldn't have said that about his feet. 1.3203 0.03550 281 210 52 19
1654 Believe it Seth, you’re finally free to date that mermaid in 11b 1.3203 0.03550 281 210 52 19
1655 He's going back into hiding since there are more than enough people being abominable without him. 1.3202 0.03902 253 193 39 21
1656 Hunting Big Foot would be a lot easier if we weren't blind. 1.3202 0.03861 253 192 41 20
1657 I'm tired of your constant complaining, Richard. Either pick up the pace or we'll go on without you. 1.3202 0.03738 253 189 47 17
1658 Yeti, Schmeti... He said his name is Paul. 1.3201 0.03684 278 211 45 22
1659 George, I'd like to start seeing other people. 1.3201 0.03313 278 201 65 12
1660 I already asked. He said it’s faux fur. 1.3200 0.03811 250 188 44 18
1661 I'm leaving you because he validates my feelings. 1.3200 0.03768 250 187 46 17
1662 Thru-hikers are so intense. 1.3199 0.03439 272 199 59 14
1663 No, the most amazing part was finding myself. 1.3198 0.03885 247 187 41 19
1664 I tried to say "Happy New Year", but my yettish isn't very good. 1.3197 0.03696 269 203 46 20
1665 Let him go first. He was born here. 1.3197 0.03832 244 183 44 17
1666 I’m really not sure which of you is worse at asking for directions. 1.3196 0.03360 291 214 61 16
1667 I’m seeing somebody else. 1.3195 0.03774 241 179 47 15
1668 He said we can check in to his Airbnb any time now. 1.3194 0.03597 263 195 52 16
1669 I told you, Michael. He’s just an old friend. 1.3194 0.03677 263 197 48 18
1670 He says the coffee at the top is terrible. Let's turn back. 1.3194 0.03432 263 191 60 12
1671 Allen, I meant “abominable” in the best way possible! 1.3194 0.03474 263 192 58 13
1672 He thought we were from Publisher’s Clearing House 1.3193 0.03899 238 179 42 17
1673 I told you he'd be offended if you asked if he was 'for real.' 1.3193 0.03334 285 208 63 14
1674 That's nice of you to say, but if my husband was truly a legend, I wouldn't be the one asking you for directions. 1.3193 0.03514 285 213 53 19
1675 He might be abominable but that is no excuse to be rude! 1.3192 0.03500 260 190 57 13
1676 Of course he ignored us, he's an anti-social climber. 1.3191 0.03610 282 213 48 21
1677 No, I thought that you brought the phone. 1.3191 0.03777 257 194 44 19
1678 I don't know. He just gave me the cold shoulder 1.3191 0.03612 257 190 52 15
1679 No, he's on his way to Washington, D.C. to protest. President Trump just did away with the endangered species act. 1.3190 0.03602 279 210 49 20
1680 He said we have to contact his Agent for a picture. 1.3190 0.03529 279 208 53 18
1681 God, I hate how your mom follows us everywhere! 1.3190 0.03873 232 173 44 15
1682 He said there's nothing worth seeing up there. 1.3189 0.03683 254 189 49 16
1683 Sorry, that threw me for a minute. That was my ex. 1.3189 0.03848 254 193 41 20
1684 He's nothing but a show-off. Big foot, bigger ego. 1.3189 0.03767 254 191 45 18
1685 Nothing surprises me anymore. 1.3189 0.03554 254 186 55 13
1686 You want to know what's really abominable? Your readiness to judge based on appearance. 1.3188 0.03629 276 208 48 20
1687 I can't believe you said that. Now tell him you're sorry! 1.3187 0.03467 273 201 57 15
1688 I've met someone else. 1.3187 0.03619 273 205 49 19
1689 Uncle Bill loves to scare the crap out of mountain climbers. 1.3186 0.03530 295 223 50 22
1690 He doesn't believe there's an abominable president. 1.3185 0.03914 248 189 39 20
1691 I told him fur is murder and he just ignored me. 1.3185 0.03655 248 183 51 14
1692 Yeah....we met on tinder. 1.3185 0.03493 270 199 56 15
1693 Steve, we should have asked him for directions! HE looks like he knows where he's going... 1.3185 0.03647 270 203 48 19
1694 Would you believe, he asked me to go up to his place. 1.3185 0.03609 270 202 50 18
1695 Don't worry. He's just a manifestation of your oxygen deprivation. 1.3185 0.03532 270 200 54 16
1696 I bet you used the word 'abominable'" 1.3185 0.03685 270 204 46 20
1697 Puffy jackets are out. The Performance Fleece Onesie is the new must have. 1.3184 0.03675 267 201 47 19
1698 Who knew he'd be so sensitive about his body hair?! 1.3184 0.03479 267 196 57 14
1699 Hello? Would you mind taking a photo of us? 1.3184 0.03637 267 200 49 18
1700 I can't help but feel like I'm missing something big... 1.3183 0.03373 289 213 60 16
1701 Tesla stock down again? I bet next you’ll tell me Sasquatch is standing right behind me! 1.3183 0.03373 289 213 60 16
1702 He just wanted to make sure we weren't planning on staying and transforming the neighborhood into a hipster's paradise. 1.3182 0.03433 286 212 57 17
1703 Bill, I've met someone new. 1.3182 0.03715 242 179 49 14
1704 Maybe next time bring the camera instead of that damn hiking stick. 1.3182 0.03379 264 191 62 11
1705 We need to head back now! The hallucinations are getting worse. 1.3182 0.03574 242 176 55 11
1706 He's a myth, you're not. Suck it up and stop whining! 1.3182 0.03607 286 217 47 22
1707 I hope you know that without a selfie no one will believe us! 1.3180 0.03599 283 214 48 21
1708 It's not what you think... 1.3180 0.03493 283 211 54 18
1709 I knew the summit was at 8 thousand feet, but nobody told me they'd be BIG feet 1.3180 0.03564 283 213 50 20
1710 He'll guide us to the top, but we can't take pictures. 1.3180 0.03421 283 209 58 16
1711 Doesn't know, says he's from out-of-town. 1.3180 0.03572 261 193 53 15
1712 Let's just say, it's not just his foot that's big. 1.3180 0.03888 261 201 37 23
1713 He says we should have taken that left back at the Denny's. 1.3178 0.03600 258 191 52 15
1714 Quick, take a picture ... he didn't leave any foot prints! 1.3178 0.03764 258 195 44 19
1715 Abominable? Really, Jim? Really 1.3178 0.03683 258 193 48 17
1716 Please do hurry, James, he says the Starbucks closes in ten minutes. 1.3178 0.03919 236 178 41 17
1717 He isn't even TRYING to hide from us! I'm a little insulted. 1.3178 0.03681 236 173 51 12
1718 Don't be too hard on yourself George. I've just always been attracted to mysterious men. 1.3177 0.03394 277 203 60 14
1719 Dave, I told you not to talk about politics! 1.3176 0.03671 255 190 49 16
1720 If I ever get on Jeopardy this is definitely the story I’m telling Alex Trebek! 1.3176 0.03907 233 175 42 16
1721 I have to warn you: I'm just out of an abominable relationship. 1.3176 0.03387 296 220 58 18
1722 No,no...that's not him..I'm looking for the Adorable Snowman! 1.3176 0.03584 296 226 46 24
1723 He said he’ll appreciate it we just follow him on Twitter and/or Instagram. 1.3175 0.03418 274 201 59 14
1724 Your yodeling offended him. 1.3175 0.03533 274 204 53 17
1725 What did you say to him this time? 1.3175 0.03657 252 187 50 15
1726 Oh that’s Larry - he’s a bit of a local celebrity. 1.3173 0.03442 271 199 58 14
1727 I asked him if he was cold and he said "not yeti"! 1.3173 0.03774 249 187 45 17
1728 He said he'd take us as far as Yetisburg. 1.3172 0.04074 227 173 36 18
1729 Look, bigfoot- bigass- we all see things differently, Gary. Does it really matter?! We're lost! Don't you get that?! Let's just ask the guy, 'which way to the summit.' He seems like a local. He should know. 1.3170 0.03574 265 197 52 16
1730 Do I really have to be the one to ask him for directions?! 1.3170 0.03881 265 205 36 24
1731 Apparently he finds your puffy jacket abominable. 1.3169 0.03483 284 212 54 18
1732 He’s kind of sensitive about the back hair. 1.3169 0.03553 284 214 50 20
1733 You have some big shoes to fill now, Buster. 1.3169 0.03702 243 180 49 14
1734 He said that we are lost 1.3169 0.03702 243 180 49 14
1735 Who knows? He just wanted directions. 1.3166 0.03671 259 194 48 17
1736 With Amazon Prime, we get free Sherpa. 1.3165 0.03421 278 205 58 15
1737 I don't care that you two were frat brothers Larry, we are NOT staying in his cave! 1.3165 0.03570 278 209 50 19
1738 The moment Jill realizes that “cold weather shrinkage” might be a phenomenon unique to humans. 1.3165 0.03904 237 179 41 17
1739 Would Bigfoot ask to borrow a phone charger? 1.3165 0.03858 237 178 43 16
1740 Himalaya, if you know what I mean. 1.3164 0.03658 256 191 49 16
1741 Well... I do want to be taken higher. 1.3164 0.03574 256 189 53 14
1742 My Fitbit says 1,000 steps to the top. His says 250. Go figure. 1.3164 0.03658 256 191 49 16
1743 Yes, the tour guide is very experienced. 1.3164 0.03446 275 203 57 15
1744 “no, Ken - You’re abominable!” 1.3164 0.03706 275 210 43 22
1745 Does your father always have to take off his clothes when he feels hot? 1.3162 0.03592 291 222 46 23
1746 'You know I've always wanted a REAL mountain man, Stan.' 1.3161 0.03279 310 230 62 18
1747 He said the guru is on the next mountain over. 1.3160 0.03536 269 200 53 16
1748 I promise, I'll never see him again! 1.3160 0.03551 288 218 49 21
1749 His name is Francis. You're the abominable one. 1.3158 0.03543 285 215 50 20
1750 You're nice but he's Bigfoot. I've been looking for him my whole life. 1.3158 0.03563 266 198 52 16
1751 Don't drag him into this. I left because YOU are the abominable one! 1.3158 0.03868 266 206 36 24
1752 Wow. That better be faux fur. 1.3158 0.03792 247 186 44 17
1753 He said, "I'm not the Bigfoot you're looking for," but that may have been just a Yeti mind trick. 1.3156 0.03748 263 200 43 20
1754 He says there's no Starbucks. 1.3156 0.03670 263 198 47 18
1755 He says he doesn’t want to be discovered. 1.3156 0.03735 244 182 47 15
1756 Nature sure does get interesting during these government shutdowns. 1.3156 0.04038 244 189 33 22
1757 Yes, I do feel sometimes like evolution has passed me by. 1.3156 0.03597 244 179 53 12
1758 He said he was going up for an iced coffee and asked me if I wanted anything. 1.3154 0.03523 279 209 52 18
1759 I won't tell if you won't tell. 1.3154 0.03577 260 193 52 15
1760 He said the nearest Starbuck's is two mountains to the left, and down about 4500 feet. 1.3152 0.03586 276 208 49 19
1761 He said he's never hiked here before, Yeti looks so familiar. 1.3152 0.03646 257 192 49 16
1762 No problem! He just wanted directions on how to get to Burning Man 1.3152 0.03562 257 190 53 14
1763 You know the old saying? It will never be the right place to tell you I found someone else. 1.3152 0.03604 257 191 51 15
1764 He just wanted to know who won the election. 1.3152 0.03604 257 191 51 15
1765 Sure you don't want to meet my Dad? 1.3151 0.04068 238 184 33 21
1766 He says he's king of the hill. 1.3150 0.03499 273 203 54 16
1767 If he really is so abominable, then why did he just compliment your jacket? 1.3149 0.03686 235 173 50 12
1768 The next stretch is a little hairy. 1.3148 0.03365 270 197 61 12
1769 No Doug, I haven't heard what they say about guys with big feet. 1.3147 0.03532 286 216 50 20
1770 Abomanable sex is still sex. 1.3146 0.03707 267 203 44 20
1771 Our Smartphone detox was your idea. 1.3145 0.03989 248 192 34 22
1772 And I say we follow him! 1.3144 0.03456 264 194 57 13
1773 He told me a little higher up there's a WALL to keep us out. 1.3144 0.03812 264 203 39 22
1774 I said to follow “Siri”, not “Yeti”! 1.3143 0.03584 280 212 48 20
1775 It'll be hard to follow in his footsteps. 1.3143 0.03584 280 212 48 20
1776 I told him I was seeing someone else. 1.3143 0.03512 280 210 52 18
1777 Honest, we're just friends. 1.3142 0.03481 261 192 56 13
1778 He's going to show us a shortcut. 1.3141 0.03308 277 202 63 12
1779 He's announced an exploratory committee for a presidential run in 2020. 1.3141 0.03538 277 208 51 18
1780 Quick, give him your business card. You are the manager of a Big and Tall store. 1.3141 0.03463 277 206 55 16
1781 He asked if he was near the top. I said "Not Yeti." 1.3140 0.03571 293 224 46 23
1782 But he called me, “Sheena of the Mountain;” you only call me a social climber. 1.3140 0.03716 258 195 45 18
1783 And when have you ever wanted to ask for directions? 1.3140 0.03757 258 196 43 19
1784 I hear the next stretch can get pretty hairy. 1.3140 0.03420 258 188 59 11
1785 Clothes optional from this point on. 1.3137 0.03578 255 189 52 14
1786 He's upset; he thought it was "abdominal." 1.3137 0.03591 271 204 49 18
1787 He's not mad. He just wants to be seen. 1.3137 0.03475 271 201 55 15
1788 I can’t believe you dropped the “A” bomb! 1.3137 0.03552 271 203 51 17
1789 You’re right. That is who I was making the sweater for. 1.3136 0.03817 236 177 44 15
1790 Don't be so sensitive! I just said he was a huge guy. 1.3135 0.03735 252 190 45 17
1791 He said our table will be ready in 5 minutes 1.3135 0.03606 252 187 51 14
1792 I don't think so...I heard him muttering that it was a long way to go just for some crappy star wars convention... 1.3135 0.03649 252 188 49 15
1793 Well if you hadn't called him 'The Abominable Slow Man'... 1.3134 0.03695 268 204 44 20
1794 Not a soul. You? 1.3134 0.03618 268 202 48 18
1795 Okay, so he says we took a wrong turn back at base camp. 1.3134 0.03460 268 198 56 14
1796 Sorry to drag you along for nothing ... he looked nothing like his tinder profile photo! 1.3134 0.03769 268 206 40 22
1797 But why do you trust his directions over mine? 1.3133 0.03703 233 172 49 12
1798 I'm leaving you Harry...for Hairy. 1.3133 0.03766 249 188 44 17
1799 You just HAD to say manscaping! 1.3133 0.03634 249 185 50 14
1800 See I told you...he said were going the wrong way! 1.3132 0.03567 265 198 51 16
1801 If I knew he was so sensitive about the size of his feet, I would have called him Sasquatch. 1.3132 0.03527 265 197 53 15
1802 He's not abominable at all. He's been very helpful. 1.3132 0.03390 281 208 58 15
1803 Is it just me or does he look much scarier on Instagram? 1.3132 0.03537 281 212 50 19
1804 Did you see that guy’s calves? 1.3130 0.03635 262 197 48 17
1805 Sorry, but I'm leaving you for someone more grounded and in touch with nature. 1.3130 0.03675 262 198 46 18
1806 HE SAID NEXT HE’S GOING TO FORD EVERY STREAM. 1.3130 0.03594 262 196 50 16
1807 I DIDN'T MEAN TO HURT HIS FEELINGS. WHAT DOES "ABOMINABLE" MEAN ANYWAY? 1.3130 0.03635 262 197 48 17
1808 Look, I know you said you’re good with anything, but I feel like I need to ask again. Are you sure you want to go to this orgy? 1.3129 0.03563 278 210 49 19
1809 I swear. Nothing happened! 1.3129 0.03325 294 218 60 16
1810 If he eats there, how bad can it be? 1.3127 0.03496 259 191 55 13
1811 Nice but a bit paranoid. How many people can be looking for him? 1.3127 0.03663 259 195 47 17
1812 Frankly, sometimes you're kind of abominable too, Greg. 1.3127 0.03622 259 194 49 16
1813 You called him Bigfoot?! 1.3127 0.03663 259 195 47 17
1814 He hasn’t seen him. 1.3127 0.03581 259 193 51 15
1815 He asked if you would wait for us here. 1.3127 0.03439 275 204 56 15
1816 He says we can get a signal up here. 1.3127 0.03553 275 207 50 18
1817 He says we can use the trails all we want, but his Himalaya Shutdown is going ahead no matter what. 1.3125 0.03579 272 205 49 18
1818 This is why we need immigration reform. 1.3125 0.03691 272 208 43 21
1819 He'll be right back; he left his iphone in the cave 1.3125 0.03734 256 194 44 18
1820 He said "Abominable is in the eye of the beholder." 1.3123 0.03571 285 217 47 21
1821 I think you insulted him when you said "I don't believe it!" 1.3123 0.03529 269 201 52 16
1822 Sorry, Topher, I need more mystery in a man. 1.3123 0.03607 269 203 48 18
1823 Wow, you really are never going to propose, are you? 1.3121 0.03682 298 233 37 28
1824 He's going back up. He thinks it's become abominable down here. 1.3121 0.03597 282 215 46 21
1825 'He said walking sticks are for pussies.' 1.3120 0.03434 266 196 57 13
1826 Taking that gap year did a lot for his self-confidence.” 1.3120 0.03750 266 204 41 21
1827 I’m sorry but he just fulfills my fantasies more than you. 1.3120 0.03824 266 206 37 23
1828 You're smarter but he's got the edge in experience. 1.3120 0.03837 250 191 40 19
1829 I told you he was sensitive about his body hair, Greg! 1.3120 0.03666 250 187 48 15
1830 Bob, our mountain guide is a beast. There's no way we'll keep up. 1.3118 0.03249 279 203 65 11
1831 Oh yeah? Well, he's a lot less abominable than your "vacation" idea. 1.3118 0.03588 279 212 47 20
1832 He said his name is Harvey Weinstein. 1.3118 0.03552 279 211 49 19
1833 No, Mr. Insecure, I couldn't see how hung he is. 1.3118 0.03764 279 217 37 25
1834 With the furlough, he's had to pull double shifts to rescue hikers. 1.3118 0.03818 263 203 38 22
1835 It's a Yeti not a Yogi! Is it any wonder he goes out of his way to avoid people? 1.3117 0.03466 247 180 57 10
1836 “Size does matter - it’s true what they say about big feet." 1.3116 0.03652 276 211 44 21
1837 He said he preferred Saquatch, but if I can't spell it right, go with Bigfoot. 1.3116 0.03311 276 202 62 12
1838 Some call him Sasquatch, yeah, but us locals call him hairy naked Bill. 1.3114 0.03466 289 218 52 19
1839 This tourism on Everest is getting out of control. 1.3114 0.03534 289 220 48 21
1840 I didn't mean to hurt you, Larry. There's just something so indescribably sexy about a no-maintenance guy--no clothes, no chitchat, no toilet paper--nothing. 1.3114 0.03568 273 206 49 18
1841 We leave a bigger footprint than he does! 1.3112 0.03455 286 215 53 18
1842 Next time you hire a guide get a background search, this guy's abominable!” 1.3111 0.03708 270 207 42 21
1843 Funny how myths develop. Compared to you today, he wasn’t so abominable after all. 1.3111 0.03438 270 200 56 14
1844 I said call him Snowman - he hates 'Abominable.' 1.3111 0.03671 270 206 44 20
1845 And yeti seemed so nice. 1.3110 0.03914 254 197 35 22
1846 That's the last time I'll swipe right on a profile without a picture. 1.3110 0.03586 283 216 46 21
1847 Said he was out for some “me time” then just kept right on walking. 1.3109 0.03836 238 180 42 16
1848 He was heading down for groceries, but forgot his cell phone. 1.3109 0.03339 267 195 61 11
1849 Size matters. 1.3109 0.03504 267 199 53 15
1850 Ugh. Are you happy NOW that we deleted Facebook? Everyone would be so jealous right now. 1.3108 0.03408 296 223 54 19
1851 I haven't seen any footprints either. 1.3108 0.03740 251 190 44 17
1852 Can't be him. Feet are way too small. 1.3108 0.03654 251 188 48 15
1853 Big foot my ass!! You always change the subject when you’re caught! 1.3108 0.03520 251 185 54 12
1854 Relax, George. I just told him threesomes are not our cup of tea 1.3106 0.03489 264 196 54 14
1855 You've got some pretty big shoes to fill. 1.3106 0.03651 264 200 46 18
1856 I think he's Italian. I asked to get a selfie with him, and he kept saying "not yeti....not yeti" 1.3106 0.03397 293 220 55 18
1857 You just had to comment on his looks, didn't you? 1.3105 0.03301 277 203 62 12
1858 He said it hurts his feelings when we call him Abominable. 1.3105 0.03379 277 205 58 14
1859 I just told him to take a hike 1.3103 0.03598 261 196 49 16
1860 He says it's pronounced yeh--TEE. 1.3103 0.03624 290 224 42 24
1861 Well, you know what they say about men with big feet... 1.3103 0.03558 290 222 46 22
1862 Don't be so judgy. He looks mostly harmless and he is going our way. 1.3102 0.03442 274 204 55 15
1863 I spoke to the local and it seems we’ve been going the wrong way. 1.3102 0.03713 245 184 46 15
1864 People laugh, but you don't see him freezing out here. 1.3101 0.03584 258 193 50 15
1865 Actually, he seems indomitable. 1.3101 0.03626 258 194 48 16
1866 Staying warm must have been more important to him than evolution. 1.3101 0.03584 258 193 50 15
1867 Don't, he'll just use it for drugs. 1.3100 0.03545 271 204 50 17
1868 Actually, he was only mildly unpleasant. 1.3099 0.03505 284 215 50 19
1869 He says to please tell the world that they may be wide, but really they're just a size 9 1/2. 1.3098 0.03482 255 188 55 12
1870 He says he's not coming down until people get over the whole 'abominable' thing. 1.3098 0.03482 255 188 55 12
1871 He’s not just abominable, he’s rude! 1.3097 0.04120 226 175 32 19
1872 Clearly man is not on the ascent. 1.3097 0.03493 268 200 53 15
1873 Good job, guide! He said we should be on the mountain over there! 1.3097 0.03687 268 205 43 20
1874 I cant't believe you called him the "Y" word! 1.3096 0.03681 239 178 48 13
1875 Who invited your mother? 1.3096 0.03740 281 219 37 25
1876 He said there's a two hour wait. 1.3096 0.03566 281 214 47 20
1877 He said ' No pictures'. 1.3095 0.03684 252 190 46 16
1878 He recommends the fondue from the chalet on the left. 1.3095 0.03641 252 189 48 15
1879 He prefers Sasquatch. Says the mean kids stuck him with Big Foot. 1.3094 0.03437 265 196 56 13
1880 I wanted to be first, so we might as well go back. 1.3094 0.03755 265 204 40 21
1881 I told him to go get lost if he wants to preserve his reputation 1.3094 0.03639 265 201 46 18
1882 And of course now I realize we left the camera back in the tent! 1.3094 0.03445 278 208 54 16
1883 I envy his lack of gear. 1.3094 0.03291 278 204 62 12
1884 These new sunglasses really make a big difference. I'm seeing details I never noticed before. 1.3094 0.03369 278 206 58 14
1885 She’s a lot taller than I expected 1.3094 0.03556 278 211 48 19
1886 Way to go! You hurt his feelings. 1.3094 0.03664 278 214 42 22
1887 You wait here Jeremy, he wants to show me the view 1.3092 0.03586 262 197 49 16
1888 He claims to have been the president. 1.3092 0.03823 262 203 37 22
1889 He's not leaving any footprints! 1.3092 0.03667 262 199 45 18
1890 You go first, dear. 1.3092 0.03545 262 196 51 15
1891 He says not Yeti. 1.3091 0.03508 275 207 51 17
1892 Yeah, we can go on up, but I had to give him my Netflix passcode. 1.3090 0.03434 288 217 53 18
1893 He said to leave behind only a small carbon footprint. 1.3090 0.03101 288 208 71 9
1894 Really, he means nothing to me. 1.3089 0.03488 259 192 54 13
1895 I swear I’ve never seen him before! 1.3089 0.03573 259 194 50 15
1896 What do you want from me.....he was the only guide they had left! 1.3088 0.03494 285 216 50 19
1897 We’re friends on Instagram 1.3088 0.03387 285 213 56 16
1898 Abominable, shmabominable, at least he asks for directions. 1.3088 0.03275 285 210 62 13
1899 Honey, I really enjoyed the Pilates, the tapas dipped in flecks of gold, and the W.B. Yeats poetry, but I want someone more primitive. 1.3086 0.03684 256 194 45 17
1900 Apparently, they're very serious about casual Fridays. 1.3085 0.03297 282 208 61 13
1901 I told you the lack of oxygen does wonders for the imagination. 1.3085 0.03297 282 208 61 13
1902 It's Esteem Lacking Snow Person now. 1.3083 0.03541 253 188 52 13
1903 He says he's got wi-fi 1.3083 0.03672 253 191 46 16
1904 This guide was highly rated on Yelp! 1.3083 0.03508 266 199 52 15
1905 Shhhh, shhhhh, there goes my ex. 1.3082 0.03617 279 214 44 21
1906 He’s just trying to find himself. 1.3080 0.03699 237 177 47 13
1907 No Harvey, he's just an old college friend! 1.3080 0.03655 263 200 45 18
1908 I'll admit Gary's a little grumpy in the mornings, but i wouldn't call him abominable... 1.3080 0.03572 276 210 47 19
1909 He wanted to know if i've seen his polar bear 1.3080 0.03572 276 210 47 19
1910 That's my guide. Thank god for Google Translate. 1.3080 0.03281 289 214 61 14
1911 He said the "23andMe" thing is baloney. 1.3079 0.03289 302 226 59 17
1912 No, I don't think he saw us. 1.3077 0.03484 273 205 52 16
1913 He's a great guide, just no photo ops. 1.3077 0.03561 273 207 48 18
1914 Should we ask him to take our picture? 1.3077 0.03597 247 184 50 13
1915 The all-knowing Guru on top of the mountain? He said he ate him. 1.3077 0.03642 247 185 48 14
1916 Could you hold up for a bit and give us some space? 1.3077 0.03523 273 206 50 17
1917 I'm sick and tired of living your fantasies 1.3077 0.03523 273 206 50 17
1918 Let’s see if he will take our photo. 1.3077 0.03444 299 228 50 21
1919 I know you warned me but he's still my Dad! 1.3077 0.03561 273 207 48 18
1920 Actually he was quite pleasant . . . amiable, certainly not abominable. 1.3074 0.03400 283 212 55 16
1921 You said you wanted to meet my parents, right? 1.3074 0.03266 270 197 63 10
1922 Yeah. He won’t do any free sightings. He’s going to wait out the shutdown. 1.3074 0.03626 270 206 45 19
1923 I told you before, size doesn’t matter! 1.3074 0.03459 257 190 55 12
1924 He says he needs to get home in time for Dancing with the Stars. 1.3071 0.03570 280 214 46 20
1925 He says it's at least another mile and honestly I'm like, how amazing is it ACTUALLY gonna be? 1.3071 0.03655 241 180 48 13
1926 He hit on me, some line about big feet. 1.3071 0.03794 241 183 42 16
1927 I'm keeping my name professionally but, yeah, officially it's Karen Bragin-Yeti. 1.3071 0.03794 241 183 42 16
1928 Maybe you shouldn't have called him "abominable" to his face. 1.3070 0.03993 228 175 36 17
1929 The Abominable Snowman isn't coming down with us. He's feels the abominable creature we've elected is already one too many. 1.3069 0.03524 277 210 49 18
1930 How could you? You know he's sensitive to the use of the "A" word! 1.3069 0.03372 277 206 57 14
1931 I told you we should have brought our camera. He only wanted $5 for a selfie with him. 1.3068 0.03732 251 191 43 17
1932 He's half the man and twice the beast that you are. 1.3066 0.03330 287 214 58 15
1933 How rude of you! He only asked for directions. 1.3066 0.03550 274 208 48 18
1934 You go. I want to be found. 1.3066 0.03435 274 205 54 15
1935 Yes, and it was the best I ever had ! 1.3066 0.03624 274 210 44 20
1936 He said there's a Starbucks just over the next ridge. 1.3065 0.03672 261 199 44 18
1937 His unicorn got away. He's wondering if you've seen it. 1.3065 0.03507 261 195 52 14
1938 He said we are on the wrong path to enlightenment. 1.3065 0.03672 261 199 44 18
1939 He says the view is so-so. 1.3063 0.03390 284 213 55 16
1940 he said, nothing to see up there... 1.3063 0.03576 271 206 47 18
1941 He said there’s nothing interesting to see up there. 1.3063 0.03380 271 201 57 13
1942 What did he mean when he said we'll be late for dinner? 1.3062 0.03660 258 196 45 17
1943 Nothing three or four episodes of "Queer eye" wouldn't take care of... 1.3062 0.03576 258 194 49 15
1944 He suggested we try the ascent tomorrow; conditions today are abominable. 1.3062 0.03404 258 190 57 11
1945 He told me he's lost 1.3061 0.03415 294 223 52 19
1946 This is where we part ways. 1.3060 0.03338 281 209 58 14
1947 You just had to tell him that he isn’t wearing pants, 1.3060 0.03603 268 204 46 18
1948 I know he's experienced, but what are his references? 1.3060 0.03445 268 200 54 14
1949 He said there's nothing of note up there, so we might as well give up on finding anything interesting. This whole trip was a waste of time! 1.3059 0.03647 255 193 46 16
1950 YOU wanted to hire a GUIDE, so we are going to follow HIM! 1.3059 0.03731 255 195 42 18
1951 Yeah, I saw it!--Must be the latest from Patagonia. 1.3058 0.03607 291 226 41 24
1952 I have a feeling we ain't seen nothing yeti. 1.3058 0.03438 278 209 53 16
1953 I'll never let you set me up on a blind date again! 1.3058 0.03586 278 213 45 20
1954 See? I told you he’d lap us again. 1.3057 0.03592 265 201 47 17
1955 He just said we should be careful, you never know what creatures are walking around up here. 1.3057 0.03470 265 198 53 14
1956 I told you he was easily offended. 1.3057 0.03387 265 196 57 12
1957 He keeps saying it's just a little bit farther, just over that hill, and he'll show us something really cool! 1.3056 0.03392 288 217 54 17
1958 It will be a more pleasant climb if you stay down wind from him 1.3055 0.03347 311 237 53 21
1959 Don’t worry Jim, he has a 5-star Airbnb experience rating 1.3055 0.03463 275 207 52 16
1960 He's part of the nudist colony just off the trail. 1.3055 0.03538 275 209 48 18
1961 Are you sure he's a local? 1.3055 0.03576 275 210 46 19
1962 He doesn't look as big in person. 1.3054 0.03103 298 218 69 11
1963 Ohh...hello dear, it isnt how it looks 1.3053 0.03579 262 198 48 16
1964 He's still mad about getting no credit from Hillary on Everest. 1.3053 0.03777 262 203 38 21
1965 He's always in a mood during tourist season. 1.3053 0.03268 285 211 61 13
1966 Post-impeachment, he just wants to be left alone. 1.3051 0.03449 272 204 53 15
1967 The one time you ask for directions...and it's from a Yeti. 1.3051 0.03565 272 207 47 18
1968 Hey, he knows a short cut. 1.3051 0.03246 272 199 63 10
1969 He may look like a veteran hiker, but he’s just a Wookie. 1.3051 0.03677 272 210 41 21
1970 You might as well turn back. There's really nothing to see up there. 1.3051 0.03371 295 223 54 18
1971 He won't let us pass due to the shutdown 1.3050 0.03886 259 203 33 23
1972 He exposed himself and all you could do was take a photo!? 1.3050 0.03565 259 195 49 15
1973 I’m leaving you. He really knows how to make me peak. 1.3049 0.03780 246 188 41 17
1974 All he said was, 'I want to be alone'. 1.3049 0.03601 246 184 49 13
1975 Was that the Dos Equis guy? 1.3048 0.03592 269 205 46 18
1976 He says it’s too damn hot and come back after we stop global warming. 1.3048 0.03434 269 201 54 14
1977 All I did was to ask him if he thought global warming was fake news. 1.3048 0.03474 269 202 52 15
1978 Let him lead he knows the neighborhood 1.3047 0.03273 279 206 61 12
1979 But he swears he knows this trail like the back of his foot. 1.3045 0.03237 289 214 62 13
1980 He said “Follow me if you want to see something really interesting”. 1.3045 0.03487 289 221 48 20
1981 This is where Biggie and I leave you. 1.3043 0.03270 299 224 59 16
1982 I guess it’s true what they say - Bigfoot, big... 1.3043 0.03790 253 195 39 19
1983 He says his name is "Tom", he's currently unattached, and his brothers are all tall too - oh, and he hates having his picture taken... 1.3043 0.03397 253 186 57 10
1984 He said there are no facilities past this point 1.3043 0.03338 299 226 55 18
1985 And yet i still don't believe 1.3043 0.03452 276 208 52 16
1986 Of course he resents being called Abominable." 1.3043 0.03527 276 210 48 18
1987 He says he has a higher calling.... 1.3043 0.03601 276 212 44 20
1988 He’s running for President. 1.3042 0.03615 286 222 41 23
1989 I'm telling you--Cross Fit. 1.3042 0.03357 263 194 58 11
1990 He said, "Frosty's a snowman. I'm a yeti." 1.3040 0.03477 273 206 51 16
1991 We've just been ignored by a Yeti, Josh. Makes me feel, well, abominable, actually. 1.3040 0.03515 273 207 49 17
1992 It is your behavior that I find abominable! 1.3040 0.03477 273 206 51 16
1993 The Contiki website said he’s an abominable tour guide, but so far I’d say he’s been great! 1.3040 0.03649 250 189 46 15
1994 Wouldn't you know, the selfie was all blurry. 1.3039 0.03393 283 213 54 16
1995 It’s his mountain. I’m not going to drop in without a gift. 1.3039 0.03466 283 215 50 18
1996 We talked, but even his words were blurry and ambiguous. 1.3038 0.03511 260 195 51 14
1997 He said cell reception was better near the top. 1.3038 0.03511 260 195 51 14
1998 "I know I recognize him from somewhere, but I just can't put my finger on it. 1.3037 0.03656 270 208 42 20
1999 He says he’s building a wall. 1.3037 0.03580 270 206 46 18
2000 Please tell me it's Halloween and that's your very large friend wearing a costume. 1.3037 0.03258 270 198 62 10
2001 You've really offended him Bill. You just don't call a Yeti Bigfoot 1.3036 0.03811 247 190 39 18
2002 These days I never know what to believe 1.3036 0.03542 247 184 51 12
2003 Yeah, well, I can't help his language skills, but he's still the guide. 1.3036 0.03542 247 184 51 12
2004 No John, he doesn't have a big dick 1.3036 0.03500 303 235 44 24
2005 Come on Todd, I may be blind but my nose works. 1.3036 0.03599 280 216 43 21
2006 Okay, I have been seeing someone else." 1.3036 0.03417 280 211 53 16
2007 See, I told you fur was in again. 1.3036 0.03263 280 207 61 12
2008 It's been downhill with us for so long, I just need a change. 1.3035 0.03705 257 197 42 18
2009 "He prefers Melvin to Sasquatch. But he'll answer to Bigfoot." 1.3034 0.03153 290 213 66 11
2010 He says he wants to clean up a little first. 1.3034 0.03407 267 199 55 13
2011 I think we’ve discovered who’s really abominable here—and I’m pressing on with the yeti. 1.3034 0.03448 267 200 53 14
2012 I actually think his feet are the perfect size for his body. 1.3033 0.03295 300 226 57 17
2013 I'm not afraid but... I'll race you to the bottom... 1.3032 0.03364 277 207 56 14
2014 Yeah, well the stench is real too. I'm heading back. 1.3031 0.03777 254 196 39 19
2015 You hired him as our guide so who's the neanderthal really? 1.3031 0.03651 254 193 45 16
2016 Who knew we’d run in to the next GOP Presidential candidate up here! 1.3031 0.03735 254 195 41 18
2017 I don't know what's worse--me running out of water or you running out of photo storage space on your iPhone. 1.3031 0.03651 254 193 45 16
2018 I TOLD YOU he wouldn't want to take a selfie! 1.3031 0.03608 254 192 47 15
2019 He said, "46 and half, triple E." 1.3031 0.03431 287 218 51 18
2020 Suddenly me not having a razor for a week doesn't seem so bad, huh? 1.3030 0.03432 264 197 54 13
2021 He is less abominable where it counts ... good bye and good luck. 1.3029 0.03654 274 212 41 21
2022 He asked for my number then remembered he left his phone in his cave. 1.3029 0.03427 274 206 53 15
2023 He Said, "No Habla Ingles!" 1.3029 0.03580 274 210 45 19
2024 Wow. I guess it's really true what they say about a man who has a big foot". 1.3029 0.03348 274 204 57 13
2025 You don’t always get to choose your mentor in life, Jason. 1.3027 0.03623 261 199 45 17
2026 Yes, Brad! I’m going with the yeti. 1.3027 0.03623 261 199 45 17
2027 He may know the mountain but that doesn't mean we should follow him 1.3027 0.03499 261 196 51 14
2028 I think he said we're near the top, but his accent is abominable. 1.3027 0.03541 261 197 49 15
2029 He wanted to know what 'abominable' means. 1.3027 0.03623 261 199 45 17
2030 His daughter lost a mitten yesterday, he's just out checking everywhere. 1.3025 0.03288 314 239 55 20
2031 Yeti, schmeti, I say let’s follow him! 1.3025 0.03480 281 214 49 18
2032 So sorry John. I'm in love with him. We're going to meet his mom. 1.3025 0.03552 281 216 45 20
2033 He said, "Google Earth can just leave me the hell alone." 1.3023 0.03319 301 228 55 18
2034 Oh stop. You just have footprint envy. 1.3022 0.03557 268 204 47 17
2035 He said he's a local but I'd feel more comfortable looking it up on Waze. 1.3022 0.03579 278 214 44 20
2036 Every day about this time. He has quite a commute. 1.3022 0.03354 278 208 56 14
2037 I bet that guy knows something we don't. 1.3022 0.03236 278 205 62 11
2038 He's actually sort of likable. 1.3021 0.03707 235 177 45 13
2039 He would come down more often but people keep talking about his feet. 1.3021 0.03313 288 216 57 15
2040 He says he has to get back to the White House. 1.3020 0.03602 298 234 38 26
2041 Looks easier without a backpack. 1.3020 0.03681 255 195 43 17
2042 I know it’s Trump, it said it was the greatest abdominal snowman. 1.3020 0.03722 255 196 41 18
2043 He says the mountain is calling, but so is nature. 1.3019 0.03462 265 199 52 14
2044 He asked if Trump was still alive. 1.3018 0.03605 275 212 43 20
2045 No! We cannot go to his place for “drinks.” 1.3018 0.03298 275 204 59 12
2046 It's over. I'm leaving you to start a new life with Jeffrey! 1.3018 0.03551 285 220 44 21
2047 He packed NONE of his waste out of base camp. Talk about abominable! 1.3018 0.03298 285 213 58 14
2048 You see, I told you my dad could keep up with us. 1.3018 0.03516 285 219 46 20
2049 He’s harmless; he just wants trail mix.” 1.3017 0.03680 242 183 45 14
2050 He's one of the locals. 1.3016 0.03624 252 191 46 15
2051 These Virtual Reality sunglasses are really fantastic! 1.3016 0.03445 252 187 54 11
2052 He said we're still about 1,000 big feet away from the peak 1.3015 0.03445 262 196 53 13
2053 I kinda like my men hairy... 1.3015 0.03403 262 195 55 12
2054 It gets pretty hairy from here. 1.3015 0.03652 262 201 43 18
2055 I told you not to call him abominable! 1.3015 0.03611 262 200 45 17
2056 He says the bathrooms are closed due to the Trump shut down . 1.3015 0.03519 272 207 48 17
2057 Is he gone? Phew...we used to date. It did NOT end well. 1.3015 0.03480 272 206 50 16
2058 He’s invited us to dinner. 1.3013 0.03804 239 183 40 16
2059 ...he said he’s pissed off...his 23andMe came back and he’s related to Elizabeth Warren... 1.3013 0.03850 239 184 38 17
2060 He just asked to use my phone for a selfie as he’s not sure he really exists. 1.3012 0.03556 259 196 48 15
2061 All the money we spent on gear and we still can't keep up with him. 1.3011 0.03584 269 206 45 18
2062 No - It's his cousin The Respectable Yeti 1.3011 0.03426 269 202 53 14
2063 The only thing abominable here is your lack of sensitivity. 1.3011 0.03506 269 204 49 16
2064 It’s over, I swear! I ‘m pretty sure he’ll just walk away and I’ll never see him again. 1.3011 0.03584 269 206 45 18
2065 I told him: "Long-term commitment or take a hike!" 1.3011 0.03506 269 204 49 16
2066 Ugh, I told you there'd be tourists. 1.3011 0.03584 269 206 45 18
2067 He's upset that no-one ever mentions his calves. 1.3011 0.03494 279 213 48 18
2068 He's just not that into you. 1.3010 0.03339 289 218 55 16
2069 So... There is a Mar-a-Largo Himalaya. 1.3008 0.03930 236 183 35 18
2070 For crying out loud, George. It's Yeti, not Abominable Snowman! You're being terribly insensitive. 1.3008 0.03683 246 187 44 15
2071 You'll never guess who I ran into! 1.3008 0.03408 256 190 55 11
2072 I'm done Mark — I get that your Dad is a nature person, but he needs to put some clothes on. 1.3008 0.03497 256 192 51 13
2073 He looks less abominable in person. 1.3008 0.03668 256 196 43 17
2074 Because when you lead you get distracted and--look at me--and something inevitably gets missed. 1.3008 0.03612 266 204 44 18
2075 Sasquatch has a point Bob, Trump clearly personifies the fatal flaws in postmodern social constructivist thinking..! 1.3007 0.03482 276 210 49 17
2076 He thinks you are abominable. 1.3007 0.03325 286 215 56 15
2077 Abominable"? Really? You can be so insensitive sometimes 1.3004 0.03675 223 166 47 10
2078 We've got to stop meeting like this. I think he's suspicious. 1.3004 0.03773 233 177 42 14
2079 He had a thick accent but I think he said that we are ducked. 1.3004 0.03667 243 184 45 14
2080 He wants a mate but I told him I couldn't cook. 1.3004 0.03518 263 199 49 15
2081 He wanted to be a guide on Mt. Rainier, but couldn't get a visa. 1.3004 0.03559 263 200 47 16
2082 He’s my friend so get over it. 1.3004 0.03269 273 202 60 11
2083 He's just got a bad rep. He's actually quite a conversationalist. 1.3004 0.03351 273 204 56 13
2084 It was YOUR idea to build a snowman. All I did was splice some genes to make it happen. 1.3004 0.03391 273 205 54 14
2085 He forgot the keys. 1.3004 0.03469 273 207 50 16
2086 He says we misunderstood. The yogi is on the other mountain. 1.3000 0.03484 280 214 48 18
2087 He’s cooler than you’d expect. 1.3000 0.03207 270 198 63 9
2088 where did you get this guide 1.3000 0.03827 260 204 34 22
2089 He'll be back when he meets his daily step goal. 1.3000 0.03856 230 176 39 15
2090 He was the last Sherpa available but so far he's been great. 1.2997 0.03204 307 231 60 16
2091 He said no selfie's, but you just couldn't let it go! 1.2997 0.03424 287 219 50 18
2092 Why do you lash out at every guy with bigger feet? 1.2996 0.03357 267 199 56 12
2093 But he said it’s quicker than going through the valley. 1.2996 0.03639 267 206 42 19
2094 He's not afraid of us personally, but he thinks it's an I.R.S. audit. 1.2996 0.03560 267 204 46 17
2095 He said he just wanted to know if it was 2020 yet. 1.2996 0.03440 267 201 52 14
2096 He doesn't want to be called fake news anymore. 1.2996 0.03827 267 211 32 24
2097 Anywhere he wants to. 1.2996 0.03738 257 199 39 19
2098 He said, 'Baby it's cold outside...' 1.2996 0.03486 257 193 51 13
2099 Your wife looks pissed! 1.2996 0.03656 257 197 43 17
2100 What's abominable is your attitude!! 1.2996 0.03697 257 198 41 18
2101 He’s really serious about the Paleo diet; I see him hiking this hill everyday. 1.2996 0.03572 257 195 47 15
2102 He wants to know if Robert Mueller has been asking for him. 1.2996 0.03776 237 181 41 15
2103 You know, if we weren't blind maybe we could find big foot 1.2993 0.03448 284 217 49 18
2104 He said we can come up but not yeti. 1.2993 0.03380 274 206 54 14
2105 I'm sorry, Jason, but I have to follow my heart. 1.2992 0.03627 264 203 43 18
2106 It was just a coincidence! I am not obsessed with him! 1.2992 0.03547 264 201 47 16
2107 Hi - I just met the nicest guy. Local fella. Says he owns a restaurant up top. Invited us to stop by. 1.2992 0.03627 264 203 43 18
2108 He says he used to be President of the United States but was found to be abominable. 1.2992 0.03745 264 206 37 21
2109 He seemed super relatable until he made me sign an N.D.A. 1.2992 0.03506 264 200 49 15
2110 What guy? 1.2992 0.03556 254 192 48 14
2111 Sorry Jim but if I have to live with an abominable man, size matters! 1.2992 0.03727 254 196 40 18
2112 He said he was doing research on, “The Ascent of Man.” 1.2990 0.03355 291 221 53 17
2113 Not to worry, he was just asking for directions. 1.2989 0.03399 281 213 52 16
2114 I'm sorry but my foot fetish is bigger than both of us. 1.2989 0.03361 281 212 54 15
2115 He says his real name is "Abdominal" 1.2989 0.03674 271 211 39 21
2116 No footprints! So he’s not real, and we’re not, either! 1.2989 0.03533 261 198 48 15
2117 Well, how would you feel if someone called you 'Abominable'? 1.2989 0.03696 261 202 40 19
2118 Good thing we made reservations. He said it's always crowded at peak times. 1.2989 0.03362 261 194 56 11
2119 He was surprisingly articulate. 1.2989 0.03448 261 196 52 13
2120 He said, 'Tell Trump he better start worrying about global warming or he'll quickly learn who's actually abominable.' 1.2988 0.03672 251 192 43 16
2121 He said he didn't have a watch. 1.2988 0.03715 251 193 41 17
2122 So now what? 1.2988 0.03715 251 193 41 17
2123 He said he's sorry, he loves you, but it's over. You can keep the stick. 1.2988 0.03776 241 185 40 16
2124 He said he’s tired of waiting for the Uber. 1.2987 0.03402 298 229 49 20
2125 Wait a half hour before using the bathroom after him. 1.2986 0.03449 288 221 48 19
2126 I TOLD you, NO politics. 1.2986 0.03378 288 219 52 17
2127 I feel like we're missing something. 1.2986 0.03378 288 219 52 17
2128 We may have named him Yeti, but he prefers Bob. 1.2986 0.03346 278 209 55 14
2129 It's over, Brad. Squatch is giving us a minute to say farewell. 1.2986 0.03498 278 213 47 18
2130 I would never have believed it. A harrier butt than yours does exist. 1.2985 0.03509 268 204 48 16
2131 He thinks we should start seeing other people 1.2984 0.03725 258 200 39 19
2132 The guide reviews in Trip Advisor said that Yeti is not much of a talker but he knows his way around the mountain. 1.2984 0.03474 258 194 51 13
2133 Just because it looks like he might make it all the way to the top, doesn't mean we have to follow him Dan. 1.2984 0.03517 258 195 49 14
2134 He said we are welcome to stay but the toilets are overflowing because of the shutdown. 1.2984 0.03643 258 198 43 17
2135 Ah-Yeah, I think he knows the mountain a little better than that sherpa you wanted to hire. 1.2984 0.03520 248 186 50 12
2136 I'm sorry, Larry, but he's offering me a home with a view. 1.2984 0.03612 248 188 46 14
2137 All he asked is that I spell his name correctly. So, yeah, it was worth it. 1.2983 0.03416 238 175 55 8
2138 Stop him! Maybe he can take a picture of us! 1.2983 0.03714 238 181 43 14
2139 Can you take a picture of me with the mountains? Just make sure the yeti doesn't show up in the background and ruin the shot. 1.2982 0.03365 285 216 53 16
2140 You’re the one who’s abominable. 1.2981 0.03615 265 204 43 18
2141 Once he finds himself the mystery's over. 1.2981 0.03495 265 201 49 15
2142 Maybe I shouldn't have mentioned shrinkage. 1.2980 0.03587 255 194 46 15
2143 Well I will, if you are too embarrassed to ask for directions Tom 1.2980 0.03595 245 185 47 13
2144 Well, I don’t think he’s the least bit abominable. 1.2979 0.03164 292 217 63 12
2145 That's your problem, Roger, you're always so jealous if I look at another guy. 1.2979 0.03388 282 214 52 16
2146 Don't worry,it was consensual. 1.2979 0.03425 282 215 50 17
2147 I gave him our outfitter's card. 1.2979 0.03388 282 214 52 16
2148 He said the LGBTQ community just doesn't​ get "other". 1.2978 0.03511 272 208 47 17
2149 I've had it with Colorado men. I'm going to try this for a while. 1.2977 0.03521 262 199 48 15
2150 I told him to go home to his wife and cubs and quit hitting on female tourists. 1.2977 0.03562 262 200 46 16
2151 Well, he did say 'no selfies'. 1.2977 0.03116 299 222 65 12
2152 You and your labels...you just insulted him! 1.2976 0.03482 252 189 51 12
2153 I’m his agent so if you want to meet him talk to me 1.2974 0.03728 232 176 43 13
2154 He's much warmer than you Stan. 1.2974 0.03418 269 203 52 14
2155 This trail is getting way too trendy. 1.2973 0.03347 296 226 52 18
2156 He said it’s Yanni. Now pay up. 1.2972 0.03688 249 191 42 16
2157 Just because you found me with a naked yeti doesn’t mean I’m having an affair. 1.2972 0.03554 249 188 48 13
2158 I think I ate too much of the cookie. 1.2971 0.03437 276 210 50 16
2159 Relax Andy. If he was going to eat us why would he offer to let us use his phone to call search and rescue? 1.2971 0.03437 276 210 50 16
2160 I trust him. He's white. 1.2971 0.03587 276 214 42 20
2161 George, trust me, that is NOT a Sherpa. 1.2971 0.03198 276 204 62 10
2162 We dated briefly... he wasn’t my type. 1.2971 0.03795 239 184 39 16
2163 It's just teen angst, dear. He won't always be this reclusive. 1.2970 0.03227 303 229 58 16
2164 You just never know when you'll spot a celebrity! 1.2970 0.03604 266 205 43 18
2165 My ex. 1.2970 0.03604 266 205 43 18
2166 Not so abominable in the sack! 1.2970 0.03681 266 207 39 20
2167 Yes honey-size matters...he's not just big foot! 1.2969 0.03701 256 198 40 18
2168 He said 13EEE. 1.2969 0.03701 256 198 40 18
2169 Really? You know hoax is a trigger for him! 1.2968 0.03303 283 213 56 14
2170 Are you even listening to me?! 1.2967 0.03719 246 189 41 16
2171 Leave me and my husband alone! 1.2967 0.03538 273 210 45 18
2172 Next year we're doing Christmas at *my* parents' house. 1.2967 0.03261 273 203 59 11
2173 I don’t care who she is!!! It’s demeaning how you look at other women. 1.2967 0.03614 273 212 41 20
2174 You count to 20 while WE go and hide. 1.2967 0.03461 273 208 49 16
2175 He makes it look so easy. 1.2966 0.03634 236 178 46 12
2176 I told you. He's just an old friend from college... 1.2966 0.03591 263 202 44 17
2177 He said he found what you called him podiatrically normative. 1.2966 0.03463 290 224 46 20
2178 Clearly fake news! 1.2966 0.03286 290 219 56 15
2179 He says there's one with great coffee and wifi at the bottom. 1.2964 0.03439 280 214 49 17
2180 He said he didn't want to be the third wheel. 1.2964 0.03287 280 210 57 13
2181 I told you we didn't need all this ridiculous gear. 1.2963 0.03407 270 204 52 14
2182 Are you kidding? Mansplaining to yet another marginalized individual about how dominant society renders them invisible? 1.2962 0.03740 260 203 37 20
2183 You begged me to come with you, but you F O R G O T your camera! 1.2962 0.03536 260 198 47 15
2184 Our selfie together came out really blurry for some reason.” 1.2962 0.03700 260 202 39 19
2185 He said he'd introduce me to the Tooth Fairy. 1.2962 0.03578 260 199 45 16
2186 Greeting him in Klingon was not funny. 1.2960 0.03307 250 184 58 8
2187 He'll join us in the base camp tonight for cocktails at 6:30. 1.2960 0.03356 250 185 56 9
2188 He said go high when they go low. 1.2959 0.03255 294 222 57 15
2189 And yet he loves me 1.2959 0.03513 267 204 47 16
2190 He says they're not open yet. 1.2959 0.03220 267 197 61 9
2191 Turns out he’s fed up with the saying about men with big feet 1.2959 0.03669 267 208 39 20
2192 He ate Giovanni..said he wanted a little Italian 1.2957 0.03895 230 178 36 16
2193 Nope, he is not the least interested in coming to work for Trump. 1.2956 0.03712 274 216 35 23
2194 He's not nearly as abominable as you think. 1.2956 0.03292 274 205 57 12
2195 Oh yeah? Your attitude is abominable. 1.2956 0.03450 274 209 49 16
2196 Luckily he seems like a vegetarian. 1.2956 0.03372 274 207 53 14
2197 Yet, he is an urban legend, and you're just an urban escapee. 1.2956 0.03489 274 210 47 17
2198 He said get lost 1.2955 0.03750 247 191 39 17
2199 He didn’t seem so abominable to me. 1.2955 0.03240 291 219 58 14
2200 He's a Himalayan and I miss the Rockies - it just wasn't going to work..... 1.2955 0.03372 264 198 54 12
2201 Sasquatch, Bigfoot, Yeti…whatever. Do you have anymore of those peanut butter-filled pretzels? 1.2954 0.03391 281 214 51 16
2202 I guess he's gone vegan. 1.2954 0.03813 237 183 38 16
2203 You promised this wasn’t going to be weird or uncomfortable! 1.2953 0.03328 298 228 52 18
2204 Oh way to go Tom!... You know you really need to educate yourself on mythical creature stereotyping and how it's utilized by those in power to perpetuate a mytho-normative society." 1.2953 0.03328 298 228 52 18
2205 These Aspen bigwigs and their fur coats! 1.2953 0.03718 254 197 39 18
2206 I see you're not the only one using Viagra for altitude sickness. 1.2952 0.03553 271 209 44 18
2207 I told him to stop worrying about his follower count and try connecting with people in real life for once. 1.2952 0.03436 271 206 50 15
2208 Make sure you put "local favorite" in the review 1.2952 0.03355 271 204 54 13
2209 When you said “Let’s go to the Himalayas. What’s the worst that can happen?” this is exactly what I thought the worst would be. 1.2952 0.03553 271 209 44 18
2210 Big surprise that we forgot to bring the camera. 1.2952 0.03704 271 213 36 22
2211 No, I'm not asking Sasquatch for directions. 1.2952 0.03476 271 207 48 16
2212 I don't know. We were having a great time until I asked about that whole abominable situation. 1.2951 0.03261 288 217 57 14
2213 Do something. He said abominable things to me. 1.2951 0.03298 288 218 55 15
2214 He said he knows a shortcut 1.2950 0.03299 278 209 56 13
2215 Really! Just someone I met at work. 1.2950 0.03259 278 208 58 12
2216 So apparently "abominable" is their word. 1.2948 0.03484 251 189 50 12
2217 Don't get upset, he was just asking for directions. 1.2948 0.03420 268 203 51 14
2218 Well that’s a relief: he shared his wifi password 1.2948 0.03461 268 204 49 15
2219 Maybe he knows how to get back down, Clark! 1.2947 0.03320 285 216 54 15
2220 But his cave has good reviews. 1.2947 0.03320 285 216 54 15
2221 I don't care if that's what the other explorers call him. "Abominable" isn't nice. 1.2946 0.03465 258 195 50 13
2222 You said you wanted to experience new cultures. 1.2946 0.03508 258 196 48 14
2223 He says conditions at the top are abominable." 1.2945 0.03401 275 209 51 15
2224 I don't know. He just grunted and took my lunch. 1.2945 0.03401 275 209 51 15
2225 My Nepali is rusty...I think he said 'Hirsute Only Beyond This Point' .. 1.2945 0.03361 275 208 53 14
2226 I think I now understand why you don't like asking for directions. 1.2945 0.03322 275 207 55 13
2227 Apparently we’re trespassing on private property 1.2945 0.03194 292 219 60 13
2228 Don’t be silly, we’re just good friends. 1.2944 0.03557 248 188 47 13
2229 He says the view from the top is worth the walk. 1.2943 0.03318 265 198 56 11
2230 He says, after a few seasons, your body adapts to the climate at the naturist park. 1.2943 0.03487 265 202 48 15
2231 He looks like he knows where he’s going...should we ask him for directions? 1.2943 0.03275 265 197 58 10
2232 Of course he's offended. I can't believe you called him a Yeti. 1.2943 0.03763 265 209 34 22
2233 No, John - there actually is a mountain high enough and I’m with him now. 1.2943 0.03455 282 217 47 18
2234 Lately, it seems my grip on reality is going downhill. 1.2943 0.03343 282 214 53 15
2235 Is there ANYWHERE I can go where you won’t follow ? 1.2943 0.03250 299 227 56 16
2236 How hard was it to find this guide? 1.2941 0.03447 255 192 51 12
2237 He told me there's a Starbucks just over the next ridge! 1.2941 0.03664 255 197 41 17
2238 I wouldn't bother. I was just up there and there is not much to see. 1.2941 0.03464 272 208 48 16
2239 He just takes better care of me out here 1.2941 0.03535 255 194 47 14
2240 He's been like that since his yak died 1.2941 0.03542 272 210 44 18
2241 He told me his name, yet I don’t remember it. 1.2941 0.03705 238 182 42 14
2242 I told you that was Elvis that passed us at the last summit! 1.2941 0.03706 255 198 39 18
2243 P.S., his foot isn't his biggest part. 1.2939 0.03516 279 216 44 19
2244 Wait -- if that's not Larry and he's not wearing an L.L. Bean snow suit, then who is it? 1.2939 0.03479 279 215 46 18
2245 He's not so Abominable! 1.2939 0.03516 279 216 44 19
2246 I think we should just ask him!! 1.2939 0.03289 279 210 56 13
2247 We're overdressed. 1.2939 0.03513 262 200 47 15
2248 He thinks humans have a nerve calling him 'abominable'. 1.2939 0.03595 262 202 43 17
2249 I feel like you're not listening to me. 1.2939 0.03723 245 189 40 16
2250 He comes on to me, I say no and he walks away. I mean, #yetisarerealmen. 1.2937 0.03456 286 221 46 19
2251 “Don’t leave me like this—between a rock and a hairy place.” 1.2937 0.03607 269 209 41 19
2252 Do you mind if I join him? 1.2937 0.03427 252 189 52 11
2253 Prank call. He didn’t order the pizza. 1.2937 0.03650 252 194 42 16
2254 Best guide I've ever had. 1.2935 0.03532 293 230 40 23
2255 Just follow him. I lost the map. 1.2934 0.03539 259 198 46 15
2256 You won't believe it!_They have opened a STARBUCKS at the summit! 1.2933 0.03275 300 229 54 17
2257 He says we can study him, but after Wheel of Fortune. 1.2933 0.03480 283 219 45 19
2258 I promise ..this is not one of those made you look things. 1.2932 0.03712 266 209 36 21
2259 I told him it was me not him. 1.2932 0.03405 249 186 53 10
2260 He said the bathrooms are just up ahead. 1.2932 0.03499 249 188 49 12
2261 He said we should have turned at 72nd Street. 1.2931 0.03817 232 179 38 15
2262 it’s just sometimes i feel like u don’t even know he exists 1.2930 0.03492 273 210 46 17
2263 Well how would you like being called abominable? 1.2930 0.03651 256 198 41 17
2264 Jesus — and neither one of us brought a camera? 1.2929 0.03261 297 226 55 16
2265 I'll bet you believe in the Tooth Fairy, too. 1.2929 0.03691 239 183 42 14
2266 He said he’ll guide us to the top if we help tweak his personal brand. 1.2929 0.03356 280 213 52 15
2267 You called him abominable? I think you hurt his feelings. 1.2928 0.03623 263 204 41 18
2268 Grab your phone, this could be trending for a least an afternoon. 1.2928 0.03583 263 203 43 17
2269 He says it’s the closest Starbucks. 1.2928 0.03583 263 203 43 17
2270 I told you, the preferred term is Yeti. 1.2928 0.03287 263 196 57 10
2271 He said we should have made a left at Everest to get to the Starbucks. 1.2927 0.03480 287 223 44 20
2272 Remember how smug you were when I said I was leaving you for someone over the hill? 1.2926 0.03439 270 206 49 15
2273 You hurt her feelings, you monster! 1.2925 0.03422 294 228 46 20
2274 If you make me choose, I’m going with the hairy man. 1.2925 0.03506 253 192 48 13
2275 He says the restaurant is on the other mountain. 1.2924 0.03301 277 209 55 13
2276 Abominable! He didn’t even say hello. 1.2924 0.03379 277 211 51 15
2277 He says he needs his alone time 1.2924 0.03523 236 177 49 10
2278 Sorry but I can't resist a man with a hairy back. 1.2923 0.03527 260 199 46 15
2279 This is definitely less touristy than the other one... 1.2921 0.03382 267 202 52 13
2280 He's actually quite agreeable. 1.2921 0.03464 267 204 48 15
2281 Wait. I thought YOU brought the cellphone. 1.2921 0.03504 267 205 46 16
2282 Are we there Yeti?” Really 1.2921 0.03423 267 203 50 14
2283 I told you not to use "low budget tours.com" 1.2921 0.03504 267 205 46 16
2284 He just wanted to know if I knew any girls his age" 1.2921 0.03382 267 202 52 13
2285 What's the point? We forgot the selfie stick. 1.2920 0.03622 250 192 43 15
2286 WHAT did you just call me?! 1.2920 0.03594 274 214 40 20
2287 He said to just go down about a mile and make a left and the coffee shop is on the right. 1.2920 0.03324 274 207 54 13
2288 For a local his sense of direction is abominable. 1.2918 0.03597 257 198 43 16
2289 Hold up, he forgot his phone. 1.2918 0.03494 281 218 44 19
2290 Nah, that ain’t Sasquatch. He’s much more blurrier. 1.2918 0.03421 281 216 48 17
2291 He is abominable. Yet I love him. 1.2918 0.03421 281 216 48 17
2292 He said he’s going to get high. 1.2917 0.03489 264 202 47 15
2293 Are you here for the Bigfoot meetup group? 1.2917 0.03489 264 202 47 15
2294 He said he can't help us up to the summit. Evidently, he has the flu and feels abominable. 1.2917 0.03582 240 182 46 12
2295 Don't mind him, he's just neandering around. 1.2917 0.03489 264 202 47 15
2296 I explained we just don’t believe he’s real. 1.2917 0.03630 240 183 44 13
2297 I'm not sure this is Sherpa we started this climb with 1.2917 0.03651 264 206 39 19
2298 I'm leaving you dear for the man you used to be. 1.2917 0.03470 288 224 44 20
2299 He said "Because it's there." 1.2915 0.03347 271 205 53 13
2300 I didn't mean to offend him; he just really doesn't look like a Dave to me. 1.2915 0.03428 271 207 49 15
2301 It's amazing what you can see with these polarized lenses. 1.2915 0.03347 271 205 53 13
2302 Calls himself "Sir Edmund Hairily...'" 1.2915 0.03507 271 209 45 17
2303 He asked whether he's ever come to where I live to bother me. 1.2914 0.03330 278 211 53 14
2304 She said that once a month she becomes the Abdominal Snowperson. 1.2914 0.03520 278 216 43 19
2305 Yet he walks. 1.2913 0.03538 254 194 46 14
2306 I'm staying Mick! Sure, he only knows four words, but none of them are "Trump"! 1.2912 0.03423 285 220 47 18
2307 Just follow that guy. He seems to know where he's going. 1.2912 0.03121 285 212 63 10
2308 He said, he's definitely coming back to vote in 2020. 1.2912 0.03423 285 220 47 18
2309 He seems a tad more knowledgable about this place 1.2912 0.03516 261 200 46 15
2310 Yet I" what?! Just say it 1.2910 0.03572 268 208 42 18
2311 He'll be right back. He thinks he left the stove on. 1.2908 0.03654 251 194 41 16
2312 It might be time for prescription sunglasses. 1.2907 0.03626 258 200 41 17
2313 Don’t you think there’s something weird about this mountain guide? 1.2907 0.03459 289 225 44 20
2314 I'm going to be back late, Roger. 1.2906 0.03690 234 179 42 13
2315 Yet he was most polite. 1.2906 0.03352 265 200 53 12
2316 Sorry, Harvey. I don't just like Bad Boys. I like the truly Abominable ones. 1.2906 0.03559 265 205 43 17
2317 He's meeting his step goal. 1.2906 0.03519 265 204 45 16
2318 Is it just me or is our guide a little... unkempt? 1.2906 0.03395 265 201 51 13
2319 He'd take us to the summit, but he wants payment in Bitcoin. 1.2903 0.03727 248 193 38 17
2320 I told you this was a clothing optional trail. 1.2903 0.03320 279 212 53 14
2321 It’s only after two months of Christmas music that he becomes abominable. 1.2903 0.03593 248 190 44 14
2322 It’s tacky to ask celebrities for an autograph. 1.2902 0.03180 317 243 56 18
2323 He asked me to take a picture of him and his family. 1.2902 0.03412 286 221 47 18
2324 Yeah, that guy's an animal. 1.2902 0.03437 255 193 50 12
2325 His feet aren't all that big if you know what I mean. 1.2902 0.03569 255 196 44 15
2326 Expert mountaineer, but the camera hates him. 1.2902 0.03482 255 194 48 13
2327 Yes, I am going to leave you and follow him. I've decided that SIZE does matter! 1.2902 0.03482 255 194 48 13
2328 No, come on . . . Let’s show once and for all that size doesn’t matter! 1.2901 0.03390 293 227 47 19
2329 "He finally got the news of who won the election and he's going to sleep it off." 1.2901 0.03545 262 202 44 16
2330 He says your behavior was abominable. 1.2901 0.03504 262 201 46 15
2331 Small hands. Small feet. Cold weather. You do the math. 1.2900 0.03821 231 179 37 15
2332 No, Dad, calling my boy friend "abominable" is racist. 1.2900 0.03482 269 207 46 16
2333 No, I assure you Phil, he's just a friend. 1.2900 0.03599 269 210 40 19
2334 I didn't catch his name 1.2900 0.03401 269 205 50 14
2335 A whole bunch of them are protesting this week at the summit. They've had it with the "Big Foot" and "Abomidable" name-calling. 1.2900 0.03521 269 208 44 17
2336 You treated him abominably. 1.2899 0.03459 276 213 46 17
2337 He's free-range. You? 1.2899 0.03459 276 213 46 17
2338 Something about Pokémon Go. 1.2896 0.03696 259 203 37 19
2339 Let it go, John! It wasn’t my worst Wednesday night. 1.2896 0.03254 297 227 54 16
2340 No, no, it’s abDOMinal! All he wanted was my pack of Tums. 1.2895 0.03627 266 208 39 19
2341 Yep, we are so high! 1.2895 0.03203 304 232 56 16
2342 Enough already with your foolish male pride, don't be afraid to ask for directions. 1.2894 0.03598 273 214 39 20
2343 I only spoke with him for a minute but he didn’t seem abominable 1.2893 0.03310 280 213 53 14
2344 Apparently he failed to trademark Yeti. 1.2893 0.03348 280 214 51 15
2345 Whatever you’ve heard about us, it’s only a rumor. 1.2893 0.03386 280 215 49 16
2346 If you think that's an impressive sight, wait till you get to the top. 1.2893 0.03556 242 184 46 12
2347 It's easier if you follow in his footsteps. 1.2892 0.03180 287 216 59 12
2348 He said there is a $20 cover charge from here. 1.2892 0.03256 287 218 55 14
2349 Well maybe if you stop turning around to talk every minute, we'd catch up to him. 1.2892 0.03757 249 195 36 18
2350 He was complaining about all the tabloid "fake news" about him. I said "get in line"! 1.2891 0.03514 256 196 46 14
2351 He's looking for wifi. 1.2891 0.03381 256 193 52 11
2352 He said he's just a myth. 1.2890 0.03258 301 231 53 17
2353 Time to turn around. 1.2890 0.03492 263 202 46 15
2354 How much do you tip a guide like him? 1.2889 0.03390 270 206 50 14
2355 It's not what you think. I love him. 1.2889 0.03266 270 203 56 11
2356 You hired him you follow him, I'm going home. 1.2889 0.03430 270 207 48 15
2357 And that’s what can happen to you if you don’t use the proper sunscreen. 1.2889 0.03390 270 206 50 14
2358 You know that thing about big foot, big . . . not true! 1.2889 0.03390 270 206 50 14
2359 He did indeed call us "F#*!ing puny global warmers"--what, you're surprised? 1.2889 0.03430 270 207 48 15
2360 I'm sure He knows where he's going. 1.2889 0.03266 270 203 56 11
2361 Yada, Yada, Yeti. Next you'll say you see my aunt Sophie. 1.2889 0.03430 270 207 48 15
2362 Should we just follow your dad? 1.2888 0.03669 277 220 34 23
2363 Well, he is a bit taciturn. Yet he is more aloof than abominable. 1.2888 0.03410 277 213 48 16
2364 He said we missed the turn. 1.2888 0.03332 277 211 52 14
2365 Sure, we dated for awhile, but that’s over now. 1.2887 0.03277 284 216 54 14
2366 I don't care about the $6 we saved, Tom. I'm done with Craigslist. 1.2887 0.03438 291 227 44 20
2367 It's been fun, but I've found someone hairier. 1.2886 0.03563 246 188 45 13
2368 He's mad that we didn't call ahead to say that we were coming. 1.2886 0.03655 246 190 41 15
2369 No he is the amenable snowman. 1.2885 0.03451 253 192 49 12
2370 Well, I didn't find him at all abominable. 1.2885 0.03496 253 193 47 13
2371 He has a vacancy at his hairbnb. 1.2885 0.03560 260 201 43 16
2372 You didn’t have to go and call him a Neanderthal and all. 1.2885 0.03560 260 201 43 16
2373 He asked me who shot J.R. I told him I had no idea. 1.2885 0.03390 260 197 51 12
2374 He said that he couldn't believe he finally found us and couldn't wait get home and text Sasquatch the news. 1.2884 0.03455 267 205 47 15
2375 I heard Mt. Everest is clothing optional, now. 1.2884 0.03288 267 201 55 11
2376 Or should we tell them about the flying saucer? 1.2883 0.03434 274 211 47 16
2377 The wall won't be a challenge to these guys. 1.2883 0.03511 274 213 43 18
2378 Of course I looked at him when he passed by. Paranoid...always paranoid 1.2883 0.03450 281 218 45 18
2379 I'm going with him. He's not that abominable. 1.2883 0.03182 281 211 59 11
2380 May I borrow your selfie stick? 1.2883 0.03221 281 212 57 12
2381 I'm not going one step further until he puts some pants on. 1.2881 0.03122 295 222 61 12
2382 He said we are welcome to come up to his house but he wants you to know his WiFi is on the fritz. 1.2881 0.03495 243 184 48 11
2383 No, I havn't seen anything unusual. 1.2881 0.03543 243 185 46 12
2384 Really? Well I think your attitude is abominable. 1.2880 0.03657 250 194 40 16
2385 Well I think he's perfectly bominable. 1.2880 0.03523 250 191 46 13
2386 I asked him if there is anything we could do for him. He said "Not Yeti." 1.2879 0.03834 257 205 30 22
2387 Wow, turns out we're not the only ones here seeking the path to enlightenment!" 1.2879 0.03603 264 206 40 18
2388 He said we took a wrong turn in Bhutan. 1.2879 0.03354 264 200 52 12
2389 He just wants us to go back home, and do something about all this warming. 1.2879 0.03354 264 200 52 12
2390 He claims he already has enough friends on social media. 1.2878 0.03297 271 205 54 12
2391 Amateurs... 1.2878 0.03498 271 210 44 17
2392 Did he just say Climate Change Deniers are abominable? 1.2878 0.03537 271 211 42 18
2393 Not Yeti. 1.2878 0.03576 271 212 40 19
2394 It's not hypoxia. He took my breath away. 1.2878 0.03549 278 218 40 20
2395 Abominable” is so racist 1.2878 0.03322 278 212 52 14
2396 I told you, Lars, I found a new guide. 1.2877 0.03415 285 221 46 18
2397 You’re the one who thought having a yeti would improve our relationship! 1.2877 0.03342 285 219 50 16
2398 He said he was a little lost himself, he is trying a new path to work 1.2877 0.03393 292 227 46 19
2399 I told you to use a gender-neutral pronoun. 1.2876 0.03592 233 177 45 11
2400 I hate tourist season. 1.2874 0.03573 254 196 43 15
2401 All I said was that he put on a few pounds. Sheesh! 1.2874 0.03616 254 197 41 16
2402 He said we can follow him to the summit Starbucks. 1.2874 0.03573 254 196 43 15
2403 Personally, I didn't think he behaved that abominably. 1.2874 0.03573 254 196 43 15
2404 It feels like the higher we climb the more we devolve 1.2874 0.03573 254 196 43 15
2405 You don't have to worry; paleo guys aren't my type. 1.2874 0.03507 261 201 45 15
2406 He's the spitting image of my first husband. 1.2874 0.03507 261 201 45 15
2407 The only time I forget my camera and bigfoot walks right past me! 1.2873 0.03564 268 209 41 18
2408 ...what luck - says there's a quaint cafe with a gift shop about a mile down from here. 1.2873 0.03403 268 205 49 14
2409 Goddammit, you knew we'd had a previous relationship when you agreed to this hike! 1.2873 0.03265 275 208 55 12
2410 After all this time, all he wanted was to just say hi. 1.2873 0.03224 275 207 57 11
2411 He asked if I had seen a large pair of sandals. 1.2873 0.03384 275 211 49 15
2412 I don't care about your getting back to nature! This is why we NEVER leave home without our phones anymore! 1.2872 0.03365 282 217 49 16
2413 He said we were abominable. 1.2872 0.03512 282 221 41 20
2414 I told you he wouldn't have any marijuana. 1.2872 0.03512 282 221 41 20
2415 He says the nearest Starbucks about three miles southwest... 1.2872 0.03236 289 220 55 14
2416 I have to go - we are having drinks with Bigfoot and Sasquatch. 1.2872 0.03521 289 228 39 22
2417 He promised an announcement on his candidacy 'very soon.' 1.2872 0.03381 289 224 47 18
2418 You know what else is abominable? This conversation. 1.2869 0.03334 244 182 54 8
2419 Jason, believe me, we're just friends. He means nothing to me -- honestly! 1.2869 0.03601 251 194 42 15
2420 Actually, he’s more adorable than abominable. 1.2868 0.03313 258 194 54 10
2421 He said it's gonna be crowded up there. They're doing a Yetti photo shoot for National Geographic. 1.2868 0.03533 258 199 44 15
2422 Chad, next time we're wearing fur instead of this moisture-wicking material. 1.2868 0.03576 258 200 42 16
2423 He said there's a Starbuck's at the top. 1.2868 0.03820 258 206 30 22
2424 He said he's going where there are fewer tourists. 1.2868 0.03469 265 204 46 15
2425 I threatened to wax him. 1.2868 0.03469 265 204 46 15
2426 Sorry, Brad. Love is where you find it. 1.2868 0.03591 265 207 40 18
2427 It said we can use its wifi. 1.2868 0.03300 265 200 54 11
2428 You're imagining things: I've kept my affairs within our species! 1.2868 0.03448 272 210 46 16
2429 Only his breath was abominable. 1.2868 0.03368 272 208 50 14
2430 He wants people to know that he quit Facebook. 1.2867 0.03389 279 215 48 16
2431 He's a great guide, despite the language barrier. 1.2863 0.03538 248 190 45 13
2432 Something tells me to turn back. 1.2863 0.03290 255 191 55 9
2433 If you would have used the politically correct term, 'Large Lower Extremity' , he wouldn't have been so offended. 1.2863 0.03517 255 196 45 14
2434 At first he was angry, but then I let him know the value on his cave was about to skyrocket. 1.2863 0.03382 255 193 51 11
2435 Look Todd, I just want a man with a little more mystique...goodbye. 1.2863 0.03323 262 198 53 11
2436 He left the oven on. 1.2863 0.03659 262 206 37 19
2437 I asked him if he’d ever considered a body wax. 1.2862 0.03392 269 206 49 14
2438 Unlike you, he was gentle. 1.2862 0.03513 269 209 43 17
2439 That's exactly the problem, Dan--you NEVER pay attention. 1.2862 0.03433 269 207 47 15
2440 He said if we tag him he's going to unfriend us 1.2862 0.03374 276 212 49 15
2441 He's a lot taller than I thought. 1.2862 0.03465 283 221 43 19
2442 He said he is regretting the end of the holidays, when he has to start wearing pants again. 1.2862 0.03476 290 228 41 21
2443 I told you it said its preferred pronouns are they, them, their!" 1.2857 0.03499 266 206 44 16
2444 He says the difficult part is coming back down 1.2857 0.03521 259 200 44 15
2445 Ask Him For Directions,He Lives In The Neighborhood!” 1.2857 0.03544 252 194 44 14
2446 He wants a better royalty deal and approval on the photographer before he'll sign. 1.2857 0.03422 245 185 50 10
2447 ‘This is just like that old saying, “If a tree falls in a forest and no one has their camera, did it really happen?”’ 1.2857 0.03612 245 189 42 14
2448 I showered after him at the base of mountain. He clogged the whole drain.. 1.2857 0.03539 266 207 42 17
2449 I told you so. 1.2857 0.03618 266 209 38 19
2450 Maybe a little sketchy but I wouldn’t say abominable. 1.2857 0.03435 259 198 48 13
2451 He had to leave. He's having lunch with Nessie. 1.2857 0.03476 273 212 44 17
2452 He went down seeking a wise mam and couldn't find one. 1.2857 0.03358 273 209 50 14
2453 Oh, I told him we prefer to take our own selfies. 1.2857 0.03612 245 189 42 14
2454 Don't worry about him - he gets an existential crisis every once in a while. 1.2857 0.03358 273 209 50 14
2455 It's true what they say about men with big hands and feet. 1.2857 0.03333 266 202 52 12
2456 It was just a one yeti stand. I'll never see him again. 1.2857 0.03636 238 183 42 13
2457 He wants us to pack out our poop. 1.2857 0.03301 280 214 52 14
2458 Don't ask me, I'm still working on why the chicken crossed the road. 1.2857 0.03276 273 207 54 12
2459 He wants to show me something... 1.2852 0.03253 291 223 53 15
2460 You are so not evolved. 1.2852 0.03307 284 218 51 15
2461 I told him, waxing might help. 1.2852 0.03501 270 210 43 17
2462 See, he’s not using walking sticks 1.2852 0.03257 270 204 55 11
2463 Speaking of abominable, we need to talk about our marriage. 1.2852 0.03442 263 202 47 14
2464 TOUCHY AREN'T THEY 1.2852 0.03483 263 203 45 15
2465 He says there's a Starbucks up on the left. 1.2852 0.03416 256 195 49 12
2466 He started back up when the new congress was sworn in. 1.2852 0.03758 256 203 33 20
2467 He may be Abominable but when we’re together he takes me over the top. 1.2852 0.03633 256 200 39 17
2468 We have to conquer some other mountain. 1.2851 0.03616 249 193 41 15
2469 He may be abominable, but at least he's a man. 1.2851 0.03526 249 191 45 13
2470 Go for it. He says he’s bi. 1.2851 0.03780 242 190 35 17
2471 I rather have the flexibility of layering. 1.2851 0.03688 242 188 39 15
2472 Did you have to say "Abominable"? 1.2851 0.03546 242 185 45 12
2473 Yes, I saw him,Todd. And no, I don't think any less of you. Now can we finally focus on me? 1.2851 0.03565 235 179 45 11
2474 It’s over Perry. I’ve moved on. 1.2847 0.03330 281 216 50 15
2475 Let that be an example to you why back hair is non-negotiable. 1.2847 0.03551 281 222 38 21
2476 Look...I've told you that your jealous outbursts are a sign of an overactive imagination! 1.2847 0.03291 281 215 52 14
2477 Yet he persists, unlike you 1.2847 0.03330 281 216 50 15
2478 Don't worry. He's got 5 stars on Yelp. 1.2847 0.03465 274 213 44 17
2479 I thought you said he knew the way. 1.2846 0.03447 267 206 46 15
2480 When we get to Sasquatch's cave, you better not start in with any of your Fox News, anti-Endangered Species Act, 2nd Amendment banter. If you do, so help me God, I will leave you here to be eaten alive. 1.2846 0.03645 267 211 36 20
2481 He says he's Sisyphus, but something's wrong. 1.2846 0.03279 267 202 54 11
2482 -Are we there yet? - Not Yeti 1.2846 0.03722 267 213 32 22
2483 Why can't you be more abominable? 1.2846 0.03509 260 201 44 15
2484 I thought your uncle wasn't coming with us. 1.2846 0.03531 253 195 44 14
2485 You can be so abominable yourself sometimes. 1.2846 0.03619 253 197 40 16
2486 Honey, I swear it's not what it looks like! 1.2846 0.03396 253 192 50 11
2487 Why can't you be more like that guy? 1.2846 0.03553 246 189 44 13
2488 ...no, I don't think this is a good time to tell him you don't beleive 1.2846 0.03458 246 187 48 11
2489 His feet look so much smaller in person. 1.2845 0.03671 239 185 40 14
2490 I'm leaving you, I've met someone new. 1.2842 0.03467 278 217 43 18
2491 He says that he will check to see if the guru at the top can work us in. 1.2842 0.03153 278 209 59 10
2492 He said the wifi password is yeticoolers. 1.2841 0.03247 271 205 55 11
2493 He said the closest Starbucks is in a Walmart at the summit. 1.2841 0.03594 264 207 39 18
2494 Since the Rogaine he's excersizing more... 1.2841 0.03388 264 202 49 13
2495 I said we're engaged. 1.2840 0.03513 250 192 45 13
2496 For Pete's sake! Can't we go on a simple date together without your Yeti friend tagging along?! 1.2840 0.03421 250 190 49 11
2497 Why does Joe think no one will notice the zipper on that stupid gorilla suit? 1.2840 0.03513 250 192 45 13
2498 He said the conditions up ahead are abominable 1.2838 0.03213 296 227 54 15
2499 Rock, paper, scissors...who asks for the selfie. 1.2837 0.03409 289 226 44 19
2500 His hands are also quite large. 1.2837 0.03114 289 218 60 11
2501 Who needs a GPS? Follow that Yeti! 1.2837 0.03431 282 220 44 18
2502 I was too busy trying not to sound culturally appropriative. 1.2836 0.03336 275 211 50 14
2503 He said he can't be abominable until the government shut-down is over. 1.2836 0.03633 268 212 36 20
2504 He told me that he’s a figment of our imagination. 1.2836 0.03394 268 206 48 14
2505 He said we need to remove our shoes before we enter his home. 1.2836 0.03394 268 206 48 14
2506 I’m sorry, but he just didn’t have that ‘wow’ factor I thought he would 1.2836 0.03226 268 202 56 10
2507 Also a jerk. I guess I''ll just get back on Tinder. 1.2835 0.03455 261 201 46 14
2508 I know he looks a little rough around the edges, but he’s got a big heart. 1.2835 0.03455 261 201 46 14
2509 As far as holy men, I asked him who's at the top? All he said was "dinner". 1.2835 0.03455 261 201 46 14
2510 Way to go, you’ve hurt his feelings, again. 1.2835 0.03384 254 193 50 11
2511 The docs seem to think it a testerone issue. 1.2834 0.03494 247 189 46 12
2512 They said blind people couldn't scale it, but just look at us! 1.2834 0.03766 247 195 34 18
2513 There will be no further statement at this time. 1.2834 0.03722 247 194 36 17
2514 And I still say he flashed me. 1.2833 0.03113 300 228 59 13
2515 Sorry Ralph, it's just that his feet are bigger , if you catch my drift. 1.2833 0.03782 233 182 36 15
2516 23andMe said I am 2% Yeti and your mom says I’m abominable. 1.2830 0.03501 265 206 43 16
2517 He'd join us but he doesn't have a thing to wear. 1.2830 0.03501 265 206 43 16
2518 That was cold, Larry. 1.2830 0.03302 311 244 46 21
2519 This is why I told you I prefer the Bahamas! 1.2829 0.03393 258 197 49 12
2520 I told you I'd find hiking boring. Can we go home now? 1.2829 0.03567 258 201 41 16
2521 Gosh! Do you think it was something I said? 1.2829 0.03303 258 195 53 10
2522 She is offended. She says we are, 'contaminating her environment and we smell bad.' 1.2829 0.03455 251 192 47 12
2523 It can't be real Bob, see, it left no footprints." 1.2828 0.03323 244 183 53 8
2524 You know what they say about guys with big feet... 1.2827 0.03688 237 184 39 14
2525 It's true. 1.2827 0.03564 283 225 36 22
2526 No, Jeffrey. You’re abominable! 1.2827 0.03384 283 220 46 17
2527 I TOLD you you'd want to be able to post to Facebook up here!! 1.2826 0.03163 276 208 58 10
2528 He said they just opened up a Starbucks Reserve up there 1.2826 0.03326 276 212 50 14
2529 I'm sorry, Kevin, but this is the man I've waited for my whole life. 1.2825 0.03504 269 210 42 17
2530 I'll believe in global warming when I see a Yeti in the desert... 1.2825 0.03464 269 209 44 16
2531 Which part of “He’s not taking questions from the lying mainstream media” did you not get? 1.2825 0.03342 269 206 50 13
2532 He’s very sensitive about his feet. 1.2825 0.03583 269 212 38 19
2533 'He was nice - not abominable at all!" 1.2825 0.03504 269 210 42 17
2534 JUST Loch Ness left to see. 1.2825 0.03383 269 207 48 14
2535 You're the abominable one! 1.2824 0.03326 255 193 52 10
2536 Dammit. I forgot my phone! 1.2824 0.03463 255 196 46 13
2537 Of course I saw him! Do you think I'm snowblind? 1.2824 0.03418 255 195 48 12
2538 At least he’s not giving up!!! 1.2824 0.03463 255 196 46 13
2539 Trust me. He's cold. 1.2822 0.03548 241 185 44 12
2540 Of course he wouldn’t wear pants, I just didn’t think it through is all. 1.2821 0.03214 280 213 55 12
2541 I think you treated him abominably! 1.2821 0.03370 280 217 47 16
2542 Yes it's real fur but he was born with it 1.2821 0.03254 280 214 53 13
2543 How could you forget the camera, they won't believe we reached the summit ! 1.2821 0.03349 273 210 49 14
2544 I​ guess it's not true​ what they say about males with big feet. 1.2821 0.03268 273 208 53 12
2545 Why am I leaving you? Size matters dummy! 1.2820 0.03530 266 208 41 17
2546 On his way to work, “scaring the crap out of skiers “. 1.2819 0.03512 259 201 43 15
2547 I don't know. His feet weren't that big. 1.2819 0.03679 259 205 35 19
2548 He doesn't do selfies. 1.2819 0.03638 259 204 37 18
2549 Is it rude to ask for a photo? 1.2819 0.03554 259 202 41 16
2550 Let’s just let that one pass! 1.2818 0.03172 291 222 56 13
2551 I didn‘t catch it all. Sounds like a pretty major speech impediment. 1.2818 0.03423 291 229 42 20
2552 When you shave, it grows back thicker. 1.2817 0.03255 252 189 55 8
2553 He doesn’t seem concerned about climate change 1.2816 0.03112 277 208 60 9
2554 This Sherpa guide is way bigger than the last one. 1.2816 0.04062 206 162 30 14
2555 Did you bring a plastic bag? 1.2815 0.03647 270 215 34 21
2556 Well, that’s a relief. I thought we’d be underdressed. 1.2815 0.03200 302 233 53 16
2557 He said it's unlikely we catch up to Sisyphus. 1.2814 0.03432 263 203 46 14
2558 I just called him Sasquatch....I think I might have put my Big Foot in it..... 1.2812 0.03582 256 200 40 16
2559 He said your walking stick is a bit cliche. 1.2812 0.03269 256 193 54 9
2560 That was the maitre de. He says they're ALWAYS closed on Mondays. 1.2812 0.03361 256 195 50 11
2561 1) Now, do you believe me? 2) Told you so! 3) When Hairy met Sally. 1.2812 0.03624 256 201 38 17
2562 Five bucks to pose in a selfie? That's abominable. 1.2811 0.03434 281 220 43 18
2563 Nice guy,but his breath is abominable. 1.2811 0.03244 281 215 53 13
2564 Well, you're an abominable boyfriend for even thinking that. 1.2811 0.03244 281 215 53 13
2565 Why did you say that? I think you hurt his feelings. 1.2811 0.03507 281 222 39 20
2566 Why did you have to tell him he was abominable? 1.2811 0.03397 281 219 45 17
2567 I told you Greg, I’m with Steve now. 1.2811 0.03397 281 219 45 17
2568 I asked, but he didn't want to sign my Yeti water bottle 1.2811 0.03471 281 221 41 19
2569 Just because he's ahead of you doesn't make him abominable. 1.2811 0.03561 249 193 42 14
2570 Maybe there is something to that Paleo Diet.” 1.2810 0.03495 274 215 41 18
2571 He said we should have taken a left at the last crevasse 1.2810 0.03298 274 210 51 13
2572 Now that we’ve settled that, I want us to talk about why I still believe there’s income inequality. 1.2810 0.03456 274 214 43 17
2573 I asked for a photo for my Instagram, but apparently he's off social media. 1.2810 0.03486 242 185 46 11
2574 I've met someone, Dave, and he promised me a fur coat to keep me warm... 1.2809 0.03220 299 231 52 16
2575 This blind mountaineering trip was a cool idea! I wonder what we're missing? 1.2808 0.03542 260 203 41 16
2576 He said - “Not digging this “global warming”” 1.2808 0.03542 260 203 41 16
2577 The Yeti calls us National Geographic tools & walks away? 1.2807 0.03289 285 220 50 15
2578 I'm sorry John, I HAVE to go with him 1.2807 0.03507 285 226 38 21
2579 I suppose what they say about big feet is the actual myth. 1.2807 0.03542 285 227 36 22
2580 With the government shut down and all...he decided to just head back home! 1.2806 0.03653 253 199 37 17
2581 He seemed very pleasant, not abominable at all. 1.2806 0.03305 278 214 50 14
2582 Todd! I told you no one wanted to hear your thoughts on the wall! 1.2806 0.03569 278 221 36 21
2583 I told you he wouldn’t be in our selfie 1.2806 0.03459 278 218 42 18
2584 When we get to the top we turn left. 1.2806 0.03421 278 217 44 17
2585 He ain't Yeti, he's my lover 1.2805 0.03635 246 192 39 15
2586 We discussed movie and book deals, but he wants control of his likeness. 1.2804 0.03195 271 205 56 10
2587 The sex is good, but his breath is abominable. 1.2804 0.03321 271 208 50 13
2588 I came up here to escape white male privilege! 1.2804 0.03447 296 235 39 22
2589 If it's not a UFO, I'm not turning! 1.2803 0.03292 264 201 52 11
2590 He advises us to Make America Great Again. 1.2803 0.03665 264 210 34 20
2591 Well that was rude! 1.2803 0.03625 264 209 36 19
2592 He says take a hard left, next mountain over, the Starbucks is a couple of hundred feet up on the right. 1.2803 0.03257 289 223 51 15
2593 He didn't even say hello. That's abominable! 1.2803 0.03366 289 226 45 18
2594 I’m not carrying his crap another step. 1.2803 0.03211 314 245 50 19
2595 Yeah, but his manners are abominable 1.2802 0.03439 257 198 46 13
2596 No clue. He said it was 'adorable snowman,' and then split. 1.2802 0.03258 257 194 54 9
2597 He asked me if my boots came in size 32. 1.2802 0.03439 257 198 46 13
2598 I'm sorry, I can't explain it. I just have to follow him. 1.2800 0.03328 275 212 49 14
2599 All I know is that he said is to just call him Big Foot and he’s a Pisces. 1.2800 0.03503 250 193 44 13
2600 I was NOT flirting. Your jealousy can be so abominable. 1.2800 0.03503 250 193 44 13
2601 Why me? He's your roommate, you go after him. 1.2799 0.03153 293 224 56 13
2602 He's only starting an exploratory committee now, but he'll declare officially in the spring. 1.2799 0.03507 268 210 41 17
2603 I'm sorry - but he has bigger feet 1.2799 0.03507 268 210 41 17
2604 We gotta go back. He said it's closed during Trump's summit conference with Bigfoot. 1.2797 0.03241 286 220 52 14
2605 Do you think I should ask for his autograph or play it cool? 1.2797 0.03315 261 199 51 11
2606 We really shouldn't be hiking - we're both blind. 1.2797 0.03733 261 209 31 21
2607 He says he has to go home for lunch. 1.2797 0.03403 261 201 47 13
2608 Why are you so surprised to see him? He had to lose the orange hair and find someplace to hide out. 1.2796 0.03558 279 222 36 21
2609 I'm sorry, his protective instincts trumps your dental plan.... 1.2795 0.03597 254 199 39 16
2610 Let's ask him if he knows anything about the Loch Ness Monster. 1.2795 0.03510 254 197 43 14
2611 Maybe all our fancy equipment isn’t necessary after all. 1.2794 0.03227 272 207 54 11
2612 Abonimable Snow-person! 1.2794 0.03185 272 206 56 10
2613 Friendly enough, but his hygiene is abominable! 1.2792 0.03533 265 208 40 17
2614 He said no to a threesome 1.2792 0.03282 265 202 52 11
2615 Nice guy 1.2792 0.03451 265 206 44 15
2616 Big mouth – our guide just quit! Now you've got big shoes to fill. 1.2792 0.03376 283 221 45 17
2617 Bob: What do you mean it's over? Mary: Have you seen the size of his feet? 1.2791 0.03339 258 197 50 11
2618 What did you say to make him feel bad? 1.2790 0.03237 276 211 53 12
2619 Ugh. Freeclimbers 1.2790 0.03434 276 216 43 17
2620 He's lost, he wanted directions. 1.2790 0.03357 276 214 47 15
2621 It's not him, the hands are too small... 1.2789 0.03536 251 195 42 14
2622 He said it's neither goose down nor synthetic. 1.2789 0.03303 251 190 52 9
2623 Is there a word for how rude that...that...snowman was? 1.2788 0.03496 269 211 41 17
2624 I didn't think he was abominable at all. 1.2787 0.03155 287 219 56 12
2625 He said we can't get there from here. 1.2787 0.03231 287 221 52 14
2626 He says you can wait down here. 1.2787 0.03269 287 222 50 15
2627 That's right, Milo, I love him. I love him even though he's abomidibible. I mean abombbable...abobmable...oh, fuck it. 1.2786 0.03560 262 206 39 17
2628 Sorry, Lyle. It's those big feet and well ... the grunting. They're irresistible 1.2786 0.03348 262 201 49 12
2629 Don't trust him, he doesn't even have the right gear. 1.2786 0.03641 262 208 35 19
2630 He really wishes you would stop calling him abominable. 1.2786 0.03169 262 197 57 8
2631 Can’t you just savour the moment for one second Howard and stop thinking about your Instagram content. 1.2786 0.03510 280 222 38 20
2632 Where can I get a Day-After pill? 1.2786 0.03510 280 222 38 20
2633 Follow that guy. Pretty sure he can show you the way to Extinction. 1.2786 0.03474 280 221 40 19
2634 He was Secretary of something or other. 1.2786 0.03361 280 218 46 16
2635 No John, he said he hungers for visitors. 1.2784 0.03408 255 196 47 12
2636 If this wasn't in the New Yorker, I'd make a fart joke. 1.2784 0.03670 255 202 35 18
2637 I told you we’re just friends 1.2784 0.03340 273 211 48 14
2638 I warned you! No one likes being called abominable to their face ! 1.2784 0.03163 291 223 55 13
2639 I can't put my foot on it, exactly, but I think 'elusive' sums up our guide's character nicely. 1.2784 0.03346 291 228 45 18
2640 He says he prefers to be called 'Frosty' from now on. 1.2782 0.03376 248 189 49 10
2641 Not worth the trouble. He’ll still be President when you come down. 1.2782 0.03521 266 209 40 17
2642 He was very happy. I convinced him he was not Abominable. 1.2782 0.03398 266 206 46 14
2643 Maybe the trail to extinction is uphill 1.2782 0.03481 266 208 42 16
2644 Wait till you meet his dog Big Tail. 1.2782 0.03291 284 220 49 15
2645 He's not so abominable;he gave us the peace sign. 1.2782 0.03253 284 219 51 14
2646 He's upset you called him abominable. 1.2781 0.03393 302 240 40 22
2647 No, no... that's his twin brother, the 'Abdominal' Snowman. 1.2780 0.03634 241 188 39 14
2648 Should we follow him? He seems to know the way. 1.2780 0.03438 241 184 47 10
2649 He just escaped a close shave. 1.2780 0.03416 259 200 46 13
2650 Actually, he’s a pretty nice guy. 1.2780 0.03346 277 215 47 15
2651 He said calling him abominable hurts his feelings. 1.2780 0.03145 277 210 57 10
2652 So much for big feet big... 1.2778 0.03601 270 215 35 20
2653 Just because I'm leaving him for you doesn't make him abominable. 1.2778 0.03444 270 211 43 16
2654 He promised he'd write 1.2778 0.03064 270 202 61 7
2655 Sorry, but I like men with big feet. 1.2778 0.03523 270 213 39 18
2656 Claims he saw me in Frisco. I've never even been to Frisco! 1.2778 0.03484 270 212 41 17
2657 His Facebook feed made him seem so much nicer. 1.2776 0.03313 281 218 48 15
2658 He tells me he knows where Jimmy Hoffa is buried. 1.2776 0.03507 263 206 41 16
2659 Look Debbie, its the Ex President. He still trying to find money for the wall 1.2776 0.03785 263 213 27 23
2660 You got my tumbler autographed, right? 1.2776 0.03507 263 206 41 16
2661 Honest! All I did was make a joke about how bad Trump's presidency is. Who knew that HE is part of the guy's base? 1.2776 0.03629 263 209 35 19
2662 Are you following me, or him? 1.2776 0.03301 245 185 52 8
2663 Can you believe it? I know, no gear! 1.2776 0.03592 245 191 40 14
2664 He says there is a Starbucks at the peak! 1.2774 0.03371 292 230 43 19
2665 Sorry, Larry. But he wants to have kids, too. 1.2774 0.03248 274 210 52 12
2666 Being blind-always feel like I'm missing something 1.2773 0.03699 256 204 33 19
2667 He says he's going up there to contemplate his existence. 1.2773 0.03759 238 188 34 16
2668 He said he's never seen anything like it...no footprints...anywhere! 1.2772 0.03387 267 207 46 14
2669 He said we should have turned where I told you to! 1.2772 0.03303 267 205 50 12
2670 Just leave him alone. He's having a bad hair day. 1.2772 0.03346 267 206 48 13
2671 I told you not to say anything about his haircut. 1.2771 0.03505 249 193 43 13
2672 Let’s face it, what you said was abominable. 1.2771 0.03597 249 195 39 15
2673 He was asking for directions to Sunglass Hut. 1.2770 0.03257 278 214 51 13
2674 he told me climate change was fake news 1.2770 0.03335 278 216 47 15
2675 He wanted to know if the FED was going to continue to raise interest rates. 1.2769 0.03491 260 203 42 15
2676 For the last time -- my feelings for you had nothing to do with the size of your feet. 1.2769 0.02908 307 231 67 9
2677 He told me the chai isn't worth the journey. 1.2769 0.03573 242 188 41 13
2678 He's not abominable. Actually rather nice. 1.2768 0.03353 271 210 47 14
2679 It's true what they say about a snowman with big feet. 1.2768 0.03433 271 212 43 16
2680 I'm thinking 2020... 1.2768 0.03353 271 210 47 14
2681 He wasn't at all abominable . . . 1.2767 0.03643 253 200 36 17
2682 Don't worry, mom'll be back once she eats her Snickers bar. 1.2767 0.03686 253 201 34 18
2683 Did you have to humiliate him by calling attention to his foot size? 1.2766 0.03340 282 220 46 16
2684 Was it something I said? 1.2766 0.03303 282 219 48 15
2685 Our next Sherpa will have big shoes to fill. 1.2765 0.03454 264 206 43 15
2686 No problem following....he leaves a very big footprint . 1.2765 0.03107 293 224 57 12
2687 No deal. 1.2765 0.03290 293 229 47 17
2688 There's no such thing as bad weather, just bad clothes. 1.2765 0.03107 293 224 57 12
2689 He says "there's no bathroom at the top". 1.2764 0.03532 246 191 42 13
2690 If you must know, it's because his back isn't as hairy as yours! 1.2764 0.03760 246 196 32 18
2691 Actually he's very polite and gave very detailed directions! 1.2764 0.03289 246 186 52 8
2692 I told him it’s over, yeti can’t stop meeting me. 1.2763 0.03385 257 198 47 12
2693 He believes our Yeti tumblers are an infringement of his copyright. 1.2763 0.03385 257 198 47 12
2694 He understands me. He completes me. 1.2763 0.03517 257 201 41 15
2695 He said because of climate change he's becoming the Abdominal No-man. 1.2762 0.03417 286 226 41 19
2696 I'm surprised how small his foot is. 1.2761 0.03206 268 204 54 10
2697 When I asked him if there were sufficient grounds for impeachment, he said, " Not Yeti. " 1.2761 0.03538 268 212 38 18
2698 Hurry back! Hurry back! Not "hairy back", you idiot! Now we'll never find our way off this mountain. 1.2760 0.03304 250 190 51 9
2699 He says he’s going back to where it’s civilized! 1.2760 0.03539 250 195 41 14
2700 How would you like to be called abominable? 1.2760 0.03364 279 218 45 16
2701 Hey, just remember that he promised a selfie with you at the top 1.2759 0.03479 261 204 42 15
2702 I think the air must be getting thin! 1.2759 0.03312 290 227 46 17
2703 Downhill with you or follow my bliss...? 1.2759 0.03276 290 226 48 16
2704 Apparently he'd rather not be called abominable anymore. 1.2759 0.03393 261 202 46 13
2705 I've never seen him in my life, I swear! 1.2759 0.03202 290 224 52 14
2706 He said he’s sorry, but he’s not into threesomes. 1.2757 0.03194 301 234 51 16
2707 He’s abominable AND rude. 1.2757 0.03422 272 213 43 16
2708 He said that he’s looking for a WiFi hotspot. 1.2757 0.03301 272 210 49 13
2709 So what if I assume most abominable creatures are men? 1.2757 0.03342 272 211 47 14
2710 Okay, okay! I'm the one who farted. 1.2757 0.03461 272 214 41 17
2711 Apparently, the event is "members only". 1.2757 0.03342 272 211 47 14
2712 Altitude training may result in unusual side effects. Consult your doctor or physician if you have any concerns. 1.2757 0.03560 243 189 41 13
2713 Abominable" is in the eyes of the beholder 1.2756 0.03292 283 220 48 15
2714 It shrinks? 1.2756 0.03500 254 198 42 14
2715 Oh now you’re not into my no cell phone idea? 1.2756 0.03455 254 197 44 13
2716 You know what they say about big feet, right? 1.2756 0.03410 254 196 46 12
2717 He thinks he left his oven on. 1.2754 0.03165 305 237 52 16
2718 It’s true!!! You can tell how big he is by the size of his feet! 1.2754 0.03502 276 219 38 19
2719 It's the next thing in smart wool 1.2753 0.03298 287 224 47 16
2720 Okay Todd, so his "Yeti's Yurts" is not on airbnb, but he said he has a vacancy. I say we follow him. 1.2752 0.03418 258 200 45 13
2721 He said a brown loafer in size 27 1/2. 1.2752 0.03505 258 202 41 15
2722 We’re lost! Why didn’t you ask him for directions? 1.2751 0.03406 269 210 44 15
2723 He says that troop 6000 stopped by yesterday, so unless we have Thin Mints we should take a hike. 1.2751 0.03282 269 207 50 12
2724 I don't care who that is, I am not following that hairy butt up this mountain! 1.2751 0.03406 269 210 44 15
2725 He's right - calling him that is just body-shaming. 1.2751 0.03406 269 210 44 15
2726 I'm in love, Jake. Goodbye! 1.2751 0.03363 309 247 39 23
2727 For me, it's as if he never existed. 1.2750 0.03428 280 221 41 18
2728 I told you we are through! You’re following me is hurting my new relationship! 1.2750 0.03391 280 220 43 17
2729 He says since global warming took a turn for the worse, he's going to wait us out. 1.2750 0.03391 280 220 43 17
2730 Did you see that?!" "Science has lead me to believe that I did not. 1.2750 0.03156 280 214 55 11
2731 Too be honest, Dave, I prefer a man with more hair on his chest. 1.2750 0.03823 240 192 30 18
2732 He said he's looking for his MAGA hat. 1.2750 0.03502 280 223 37 20
2733 I got a deal on this Sherpa by using Groupon 1.2749 0.03341 251 192 49 10
2734 He forgot his phone." 1.2749 0.03481 251 195 43 13
2735 Let's follow him, he looks like he knows where he is going! 1.2749 0.03388 251 193 47 11
2736 He asked for directions to the White House. 1.2748 0.03551 262 207 38 17
2737 At least he’s up front about being abominable! 1.2748 0.03338 262 202 48 12
2738 He said there's a Starbucks at the summit 1.2748 0.03784 222 174 35 13
2739 He told me he just got back from a trip to Loch Ness. 1.2747 0.03290 273 211 49 13
2740 No honey, that's Zombies that eat brains... 1.2747 0.03249 273 210 51 12
2741 He is so famous, I don't know what to say... 1.2746 0.03357 284 223 44 17
2742 You go with him, let me know how it works out for you. 1.2746 0.03499 244 189 43 12
2743 We have followed in their footsteps for thousands of years, why stop now! 1.2745 0.03398 255 197 46 12
2744 He prefers to be called simply, 'Mr. Snowman.' 1.2745 0.03211 255 193 54 8
2745 He has my number, but I just have a feeling he'll never call. 1.2744 0.03512 266 210 39 17
2746 So great bumping in to you up here. No, not much new with me I can see mentioning. 1.2744 0.03093 277 210 58 9
2747 I told you that REI had a new line of natural fiber outerwear. 1.2744 0.03528 277 221 36 20
2748 Your friends are abominable. 1.2743 0.03137 288 221 55 12
2749 You never mentioned your friend Fred was an exhibitionist. 1.2743 0.03213 288 223 51 14
2750 Just because he's Tibetan doesn't make him a sherpa. 1.2743 0.03360 288 227 43 18
2751 You feel threatened because I said he was kind of cute? 1.2743 0.03567 237 184 41 12
2752 He said you are making things awkward, so maybe I go it alone from here 1.2742 0.02872 299 224 68 7
2753 I feel like I'm in the middle of a New York Times crossword. 1.2742 0.03507 248 193 42 13
2754 You're the Big Ape! Now, apologize! 1.2742 0.03554 248 194 40 14
2755 He told me just to tap the "Find People to Follow" option 1.2741 0.03578 259 205 37 17
2756 Me? You’re the one who said, “Go take a hike.” 1.2741 0.03271 270 208 50 12
2757 That's racist! 1.2741 0.03554 270 215 36 19
2758 He knows the territory and his rates are low. 1.2741 0.03271 270 208 50 12
2759 I know our sherpa is a local but frankly I find him abominable . 1.2740 0.03342 281 220 45 16
2760 No, I did not used to date that guy. 1.2740 0.03380 281 221 43 17
2761 Remember when we did not see the basketball playing gorilla ? 1.2740 0.03304 281 219 47 15
2762 Yet i still don't believe. 1.2740 0.03363 292 231 42 19
2763 It's true. He is abominable. 1.2739 0.03526 241 187 42 12
2764 He'll be right back with a trail map." 1.2738 0.03469 252 196 43 13
2765 We've been over this, he gets sensitive about the 'abominable' thing. 1.2738 0.03102 263 198 58 7
2766 Don't leave me for him! Not yeti! 1.2738 0.03777 263 214 26 23
2767 He’s not the only one around here who’s abominable! 1.2738 0.03283 263 202 50 11
2768 I thought his feet looked proportional 1.2737 0.03439 274 216 41 17
2769 Who cares about communing with nature! We could have gone viral! 1.2737 0.03310 285 223 46 16
2770 I’ll tell you what’s abominable - there’s no wi-fi! 1.2737 0.03420 285 226 40 19
2771 Now he's going to get photos of his grandson...let's just try the climb tomorrow. 1.2737 0.03196 285 220 52 13
2772 He’s the new union rep for the Sherpas 1.2737 0.03347 285 224 44 17
2773 Our past has caught up with us. 1.2735 0.03438 245 189 45 11
2774 He said, clothing is optional at this altitude here. 1.2735 0.03438 245 189 45 11
2775 He said: "Wait here, I'm getting dipping sauce." 1.2734 0.03563 256 202 38 16
2776 He would like us to join him for lunch. 1.2734 0.03563 256 202 38 16
2777 Do you smell Beef Jerky? 1.2734 0.03431 256 199 44 13
2778 Welcome to the Political Wilderness! If you look to your right you'll see Steve Bannon. 1.2734 0.03541 267 212 37 18
2779 My tweet just went viral. @realDonaldTrump said, “It’s deepfake. You’re Obamanable!” 1.2734 0.03501 267 211 39 17
2780 Ugh...why didn't you ask him for directions Todd? 1.2734 0.03378 267 208 45 14
2781 I am sorry Dave, if you get the chance to sleep with Big Foot you are not going to not do it 1.2734 0.03336 267 207 47 13
2782 What did you say to piss him off? 1.2734 0.03479 278 221 38 19
2783 Of course he’s upset, you said he was abominable! 1.2734 0.03203 289 224 51 14
2784 Is this your idea of taking our relationship back to the beginning? 1.2734 0.03127 289 222 55 12
2785 I told you we should have asked for directions! 1.2731 0.03351 260 201 47 12
2786 Of course he's ahead of us. He's got big feet! 1.2731 0.03306 260 200 49 11
2787 I swear -- we're just friends. 1.2731 0.03384 271 212 44 15
2788 I must say he didn't seem abominable 1.2731 0.03218 271 208 52 11
2789 Now don't start something. He's just a friend. 1.2730 0.03022 293 223 60 10
2790 Let's not report him. I f we did the climb would be littered with trash and t-shirt stands. 1.2730 0.03246 293 229 48 16
2791 This climb looks a little hairy. 1.2727 0.03373 286 226 42 18
2792 Well we are in the French Alps, honey. 1.2727 0.03610 242 190 38 14
2793 He mentioned something about forgetting his keys. 1.2727 0.03229 275 212 51 12
2794 I think he said something about getting out more and trying to seem less abominable. 1.2727 0.03444 264 207 42 15
2795 He can't pose now. He's having an abominable hair day. 1.2727 0.03316 264 204 48 12
2796 The guru's appointment secretary says he can see us soon, just not yeti. 1.2727 0.03409 286 227 40 19
2797 I didn't see any footprints...did you? 1.2727 0.03336 286 225 44 17
2798 I leaving you Louis. You just don’t have his WOW factor. 1.2727 0.03428 275 217 41 17
2799 Asked only if we could change nickname from ‘abominable’ to ‘indifferent’ snowman. 1.2727 0.03502 253 198 41 14
2800 I don't think he's dangerous. Besides, he's going the same direction we are. 1.2724 0.03156 290 224 53 13
2801 He said, "Next time, bring lattes." 1.2724 0.03267 290 227 47 16
2802 Poor Norbert....... the government shut down ended his anti-yeti medication 1.2724 0.03277 279 217 48 14
2803 It was long ago. 1.2724 0.03542 279 224 34 21
2804 I’m sorry, Larry, but his is big. 1.2724 0.03529 268 213 37 18
2805 He's been asked to leave the hike...his behavior has been abominable. 1.2724 0.03325 268 208 47 13
2806 He took my camera. 1.2724 0.03375 257 199 46 12
2807 It's no use, Brad. I'd follow him to the ends of the earth. 1.2724 0.03420 257 200 44 13
2808 I am going with him.... and yes, it is a hairy ass thing." 1.2724 0.03507 257 202 40 15
2809 It was a Tinder date that didn't work out. 1.2724 0.03377 246 189 47 10
2810 But, babe, he says he knows all the good ski spots. 1.2724 0.03474 246 191 43 12
2811 Bob, we were supposed to tell him about the adoption AFTER we climbed the mountain. 1.2721 0.03373 272 213 44 15
2812 The Sherpa turned back so I improvised. 1.2720 0.03295 261 201 49 11
2813 He wants us to spread the word that he's not abominable. 1.2720 0.03295 261 201 49 11
2814 Way to go Bill....you know he's easily triggered 1.2720 0.03553 261 207 37 17
2815 I'm so surprised! He smelled "Mountain Fresh"! 1.2720 0.03436 250 194 44 12
2816 It's "abominable", not "abdominal." 1.2717 0.03218 276 213 51 12
2817 There's no doubt that ONE of you is being abominable. 1.2717 0.03474 265 209 40 16
2818 He'll be right back. He forgot his cooler. 1.2717 0.03348 265 206 46 13
2819 Last one to the top is a monkey’s uncle 1.2717 0.03433 265 208 42 15
2820 He invited me for Netflix and chill. 1.2717 0.03306 254 195 49 10
2821 Shaved heads, then body tats, then the milennial whiskers !! Now it's the body beard !!! 1.2717 0.03621 254 202 35 17
2822 He says that there's a Starbucks beyond the next rise!! 1.2716 0.03501 243 189 42 12
2823 He's the Abominable Snowman impersonator I told you about. I met him in Vegas. 1.2714 0.03272 269 208 49 12
2824 The sex was abominable. 1.2714 0.03314 269 209 47 13
2825 There goes our trail mix! 1.2713 0.03452 258 202 42 14
2826 all i said was "how about a selfie?" 1.2713 0.03363 258 200 46 12
2827 I told you, never ask a creature its shoe size! 1.2713 0.03408 258 201 44 13
2828 Wow look at those birds! 1.2711 0.03349 284 224 43 17
2829 He said the Grinch was a weenie. 1.2711 0.03273 284 222 47 15
2830 Dammit, Dave, he said "no selfies!" 1.2711 0.03198 273 210 52 11
2831 Unbelievable, I mean, how many years have we been searching for this guy...and not even a ‘stop n chat’?! 1.2710 0.03415 262 205 43 14
2832 Nice man, but his breath was abominable. 1.2710 0.03415 262 205 43 14
2833 I'll tell you what's abominable, your sense sense of direction! 1.2709 0.03377 251 194 46 11
2834 He said the most instagrammable spot was this way! 1.2709 0.03334 299 238 41 20
2835 Honey he’s not my type. I just like big feet 1.2709 0.03197 299 234 49 16
2836 He wants me to launch a 2020 presidential exploratory committee. 1.2708 0.03673 240 190 35 15
2837 What are the chances of running into each up here! 1.2708 0.03367 277 218 43 16
2838 I'm leaving you for someone with more testosterone! 1.2708 0.03367 277 218 43 16
2839 Now look what you've done! 1.2708 0.03249 277 215 49 13
2840 I think he's adorable. 1.2708 0.03328 277 217 45 15
2841 He is going to build a wall. 1.2707 0.03337 266 207 46 13
2842 I fell for him when he was just Little Foot. 1.2706 0.03295 255 196 49 10
2843 "....all I did was ask if he was Straight, Gay, or related to Trump." 1.2705 0.03355 292 232 41 19
2844 Are Robin Williams hallucinations a sign of altitude sickness? 1.2705 0.03248 292 229 47 16
2845 Yes, I'm leaving you for him because he's not into Games of Thrones. 1.2705 0.03295 281 220 46 15
2846 He only asked to be called Mr. Yeti, not to debate the science behind his existence. 1.2705 0.03055 281 214 58 9
2847 Look, he's a great guide so keep the "abominable" stereotype to yourself. 1.2705 0.03372 281 222 42 17
2848 Of course he's angry, Zack. You keep trying to stick carrots into him. 1.2705 0.03257 281 219 48 14
2849 I think he wanted to know if this is Saskatchewan... 1.2704 0.03386 270 212 43 15
2850 He told me to “walk this way”. 1.2704 0.03345 270 211 45 14
2851 He's much friendlier than I thought he would be. 1.2703 0.03483 259 204 40 15
2852 He told me I have tiny hands and then just kept on walking. 1.2703 0.03307 259 200 48 11
2853 You didn't have to say his fur was matted! 1.2703 0.03396 259 202 44 13
2854 I see it, yet I don't believe it. 1.2702 0.03225 285 222 49 14
2855 He said we're still about an hour from the summit. 1.2702 0.03263 285 223 47 15
2856 I don't think he appreciated 'abominable' OR 'wookie'. 1.2702 0.03187 285 221 51 13
2857 He said to wait here until he sees if his wife is home. 1.2701 0.03229 274 212 50 12
2858 It was just a one-time thing. 1.2701 0.03469 274 218 38 18
2859 He says he's going to the White House for a job interview with Trump. 1.2700 0.03690 263 213 29 21
2860 Are you sure he's accredited by the American Mountain Guides Association? 1.2698 0.03318 252 194 48 10
2861 Someone had to be his first! 1.2698 0.03318 252 194 48 10
2862 See!? I told you we would be overdressed up here. 1.2698 0.03198 278 215 51 12
2863 Go ahead, ask him for a selfie! 1.2698 0.03395 278 220 41 17
2864 I just want to be with someone who’s willing to let themselves be seen every once in a while. 1.2698 0.03278 278 217 47 14
2865 Remember: It's not your eyes--it's the oxygen which determines what you see in the mountains. 1.2697 0.03153 267 204 54 9
2866 Did you post it on Instagram?" "I forgot my charger. 1.2696 0.03238 293 230 47 16
2867 He says the queue for the hermit guru is pretty long, but at least there’s a Starbucks with wi-fi next door. 1.2696 0.03521 230 178 42 10
2868 I'm sorry, Henry. I know I should go home with the guy who brought me, but he is so much more exciting. 1.2695 0.03376 256 199 45 12
2869 He's not happy about the pay freeze. 1.2695 0.03421 256 200 43 13
2870 I don’t know....my last hiking partner left some pretty big shoes to fill. 1.2695 0.03087 282 216 56 10
2871 I'm looking to open a waxing studio in the area" 1.2695 0.03027 308 238 57 13
2872 He says he was by far the best president yeti. 1.2694 0.03571 245 193 38 14
2873 He just wanted to use my iPhone pizza delivery. He's getting tired of the frozen one's. 1.2694 0.03663 245 195 34 16
2874 Tindr had him miles away. 1.2694 0.03455 271 215 39 17
2875 You’ve obviously offended him by calling him Bigfoot 1.2692 0.03514 260 206 38 16
2876 He said the restaurant at the summit is abominable. 1.2691 0.03341 275 216 44 15
2877 I told him a roll in the snow was not a relationship. His 'foot' size may be spectacular but it's not enough. 1.2691 0.03341 275 216 44 15
2878 And he's got a beer cooler that doesn't cost $500. 1.2691 0.03496 275 220 36 19
2879 I couldn't wait for you any longer, Howard. I'm leaving you. I need a man who can keep up. And, well, you know what they say about guys with big feet... 1.2691 0.03380 275 217 42 16
2880 See, he has no walking stick! 1.2691 0.03534 275 221 34 20
2881 He says any white grape AOP Savoie wine at Midmountain Chalet will be excellent. 1.2691 0.03342 249 192 47 10
2882 You both can't be abominable 1.2691 0.03484 249 195 41 13
2883 Good thing we wore sunglasses, he didn't recognize us. 1.2689 0.03350 264 206 45 13
2884 I'm not sure either why we're in a cartoon with no possible funny caption 1.2689 0.03517 264 210 37 17
2885 I don't care if he knows a shortcut, I'm tired of talking about Harry and the Hendersons. 1.2689 0.03558 264 211 35 18
2886 He said the we'll get the best selfie over the next ridge. 1.2688 0.03268 279 218 47 14
2887 No, the correct usage is, "Yet I saw something". 1.2688 0.03422 279 222 39 18
2888 Do you think he spotted us? 1.2688 0.03346 279 220 43 16
2889 No, I'm not attracted to him. He is just the best choice for getting us to the top! 1.2688 0.03400 253 197 44 12
2890 This guide is abominable - he could have at least put some pants on! 1.2688 0.03536 253 200 38 15
2891 So Rex Tillerson DID take the high road." 1.2687 0.03399 268 211 42 15
2892 He can't find his Uggs. 1.2685 0.03497 257 203 39 15
2893 Never mind. He's just a Deplorable Snowman. 1.2685 0.03273 257 198 49 10
2894 Too bad we forgot our phones, we could’ve had him take a picture for social media to let people know we hiked. 1.2685 0.03541 257 204 37 16
2895 He's angry because I said "Ready, Get Yeti, Go!" 1.2684 0.03404 272 215 41 16
2896 He asked if we saw his friend Bigfoot. 1.2684 0.03404 272 215 41 16
2897 Everytime I come here there's nothing new to see, just snow and more snow. 1.2684 0.03198 272 210 51 11
2898 Was surprising to see the yeti, but was even more surprising to hear him whistling the theme song from Game of Thrones. 1.2682 0.03134 302 236 51 15
2899 Is that him? He's much hairier than in his profile picture. 1.2682 0.03417 261 205 42 14
2900 You’re not going to believe this and don’t turn around right now...Frank is here. 1.2681 0.03290 276 216 46 14
2901 Of course not. He asked, but I told him I have a boyfriend. 1.2681 0.03290 276 216 46 14
2902 Well, I think it's abominable of YOU to assume it's a snow MAN. 1.2681 0.03408 276 219 40 17
2903 I suppose you’ll tell me the sky is falling next? 1.2681 0.03290 276 216 46 14
2904 If you must know, he’s makes me laugh at 10k feet. 1.2681 0.03330 276 217 44 15
2905 He wouldn't even pose with me for a selfie, its almost like he doesn't know that if you are not on social media, you are not real 1.2680 0.03175 291 227 50 14
2906 You said whoever I married would have big shoes to fill, Daddy. 1.2680 0.03608 250 199 35 16
2907 Isn’t that the guy who makes those coolers? 1.2680 0.03306 306 245 40 21
2908 Sorry, but he’s invited me to go see his etchings. 1.2679 0.03746 209 163 36 10
2909 Once you go Yeti, you never go back. 1.2679 0.03295 265 206 47 12
2910 Until Trump is gone 1.2679 0.03411 280 223 39 18
2911 I think he’ll be an excellent tour guide. 1.2679 0.03138 280 216 53 11
2912 He doesn't seem too surprised to see us. 1.2677 0.03296 254 196 48 10
2913 He's looking for his Uber ride. 1.2677 0.03262 269 209 48 12
2914 Fifty bucks for one signed glossy! 1.2677 0.03508 269 215 36 18
2915 He said that peak to the right IS Everest. 1.2677 0.03305 269 210 46 13
2916 Focus! No.We're looking for Loch Ness. 1.2677 0.03508 269 215 36 18
2917 Sorry, there’s not much to see at the top. Just a bunch of Neanderthals. 1.2676 0.03109 284 219 54 11
2918 I knew it, he's with Hillary! 1.2676 0.03377 284 226 40 18
2919 He said he wants to take us to his cave to eat. 1.2675 0.03490 243 190 41 12
2920 ‘Do you believe that guy? No ropes, no poles, not even spiked snowshoes.’ 1.2675 0.03490 243 190 41 12
2921 He’s just a passing acquaintance. 1.2674 0.03308 258 200 47 11
2922 Not too happy about climate change! 1.2674 0.03613 258 207 33 18
2923 He is the least "abominable" man I have been with in years. 1.2674 0.03442 258 203 41 14
2924 Yeah. We used to hang out in high school. 1.2674 0.03393 273 216 41 16
2925 He is just not used to taking criticism. 1.2674 0.03272 273 213 47 13
2926 I say we just keep following him. 1.2674 0.03103 273 209 55 9
2927 He's what passes for Uber up here. I gave him five stars not being talkative. 1.2672 0.03702 232 184 34 14
2928 I never expected to see you here. 1.2672 0.03682 247 198 32 17
2929 I hope I’m not pregnant 1.2672 0.03498 247 194 40 13
2930 He prefers "Sasquatch". 1.2672 0.03405 262 206 42 14
2931 He said "follow me". Should we? 1.2672 0.03448 262 207 40 15
2932 The "Abominable Snowman" was so last year, he prefers "Yeti" now! 1.2672 0.03137 262 200 54 8
2933 I told him to get lost. 1.2672 0.03183 262 201 52 9
2934 is this the beginning or the end of the ice age? 1.2672 0.03318 262 204 46 12
2935 Climate change! 1.2671 0.03199 277 215 50 12
2936 That is not NorthFace, that has Patagonia written all over it! 1.2671 0.03319 277 218 44 15
2937 Yeah? I’ll tell you what’s abominable, he’s gonna get there first! 1.2671 0.03166 292 228 50 14
2938 He may be fictional, but he's a real man. 1.2671 0.03032 322 252 54 16
2939 Is asking for directions really so abominable? 1.2669 0.03412 266 210 41 15
2940 He said he's only a size 12. 1.2669 0.03412 266 210 41 15
2941 Good news! He says that you aren’t imaginary! 1.2669 0.03453 266 211 39 16
2942 What if he doesn't like having his picture taken? 1.2669 0.03412 266 210 41 15
2943 C'mon. We can't let THAT guy beat us. 1.2669 0.03248 281 220 47 14
2944 James, for the millionth time Yetis are not real. Can we just keep walking. 1.2669 0.03286 281 221 45 15
2945 I’m sorry, but it’s true; he’s a real mountain man. 1.2669 0.03438 281 225 37 19
2946 He said it's 'abdominal,' not 'abominable.' 1.2669 0.03280 296 235 43 18
2947 He said he is freezing his butt off 1.2667 0.03417 270 214 40 16
2948 Yeah, I got a selfie with him, but my hair looks abominable. 1.2667 0.03033 270 205 58 7
2949 He said that total consciousness is just up this way. 1.2667 0.03512 255 202 38 15
2950 No, he won't do a selfie with us. 1.2667 0.03467 255 201 40 14
2951 I told you we should have called him Mr. Yeti. 1.2667 0.03209 270 209 50 11
2952 Don't be racist. Actually, he reminds me of your brother Donald. 1.2667 0.03255 285 224 46 15
2953 They’re closed. 1.2664 0.03116 304 238 51 15
2954 I swear that man passed us a mile back! 1.2664 0.03186 289 226 49 14
2955 As first dates go, it was pretty abominable. 1.2664 0.03223 289 227 47 15
2956 He was a Sherpa on Mom's Everest climb in 1990. 1.2664 0.03031 289 222 57 10
2957 The ménage a trois was fun, but I am staying with him. 1.2664 0.03302 274 215 45 14
2958 I don’t care what you think. Yelp gave this tour 4 and half stars. 1.2664 0.03251 259 200 49 10
2959 He might be abominable but he's got a great WiFi connection up there! 1.2664 0.03342 259 202 45 12
2960 Are you going to let him get away with that abominable comment? 1.2664 0.03386 259 203 43 13
2961 Was I too much of a fanboy? 1.2664 0.03428 244 190 43 11
2962 Is it just me? Or, are things getting a little hairy around here? 1.2664 0.03666 244 195 33 16
2963 Sure he’s abominable but you really shouldn’t have brought up his mother 1.2662 0.03081 293 227 54 12
2964 Go back John. He had me at his first grunt! 1.2662 0.03348 278 220 42 16
2965 But you've always wanted an emotional support yeti. 1.2662 0.03189 278 216 50 12
2966 Are we almost there yeti? 1.2662 0.03462 278 223 36 19
2967 Oh, so THAT'S noticeable, but my haircuts are not? 1.2662 0.03229 278 217 48 13
2968 I told you we should have done the Paleo diet. 1.2662 0.03394 263 207 42 14
2969 Whaddya mean we need to see other people? 1.2661 0.03624 248 198 34 16
2970 He only speaks Latin. 1.2660 0.03427 282 226 37 19
2971 Your sense of direction is abominable. 1.2660 0.03237 282 221 47 14
2972 He is abominable, that's why we need a border wall! 1.2660 0.03159 282 219 51 12
2973 He said,"No selfies today." 1.2659 0.03400 267 211 41 15
2974 Do you have any singles for a tip? 1.2659 0.03448 252 198 41 13
2975 Let's follow him, he's a Thru-Hiker 1.2659 0.03210 252 193 51 8
2976 It's true what they say about foot size being an 'indicator' . . . 1.2658 0.03205 301 238 46 17
2977 Sorry, I’m done with his cave man mentality. 1.2657 0.03168 286 223 50 13
2978 Honey, don’t argue with the man ... he is the expert after all. 1.2657 0.03282 286 226 44 16
2979 He wants to fight you for me. 1.2657 0.03485 271 217 36 18
2980 He said the end is near. 1.2657 0.03023 271 206 58 7
2981 He said “see you around” but somehow I doubt that. 1.2656 0.03320 256 199 46 11
2982 Of course I’m following him. Did you see the size of his feet?? 1.2656 0.03411 256 201 42 13
2983 He said we should have turned right in Albuquerque. 1.2656 0.03455 256 202 40 14
2984 He says it’s all downhill from here 1.2656 0.03454 241 188 42 11
2985 He has big feet, too? 1.2655 0.03371 275 218 41 16
2986 Do you really think he’s seen a bathroom? 1.2654 0.03285 260 202 47 11
2987 He's offended that your only recollection of him was fuzzy. 1.2654 0.03194 260 200 51 9
2988 You have to hand it to LL Bean. They have some great climbing gear! 1.2654 0.03375 260 204 43 13
2989 That is the last time I ask the natives for directions! 1.2654 0.03240 260 201 49 10
2990 We can still be friends and everything, but you know what they say about the size of a man's feet? 1.2653 0.03653 245 196 33 16
2991 His feet don't look that big to me. 1.2653 0.03607 245 195 35 15
2992 I think this high altitude is really starting to get to me 1.2653 0.03214 245 187 51 7
2993 He wants to talk to his agent before he grants me an interview. 1.2652 0.03097 279 215 54 10
2994 It's not you, Chad... 1.2652 0.03296 264 206 46 12
2995 He looked hurt when I told him Washington has much scarier creatures than him. 1.2652 0.03252 264 205 48 11
2996 He says he got the outfit from REI. 1.2652 0.03467 264 210 38 16
2997 He said he's looking for some sense in the world. 1.2652 0.03383 264 208 42 14
2998 He seemed a bit overly eager, but I suppose I’m game if you are. 1.2651 0.03331 249 193 46 10
2999 He says the view is better on the other side of the mountain. 1.2651 0.03282 249 192 48 9
3000 Do you really have to ask 'Why?' 1.2650 0.03342 283 225 41 17
3001 I only asked if we could do a selfie together! 1.2649 0.03263 268 209 47 12
3002 "He didn't even say 'hi' to us. I heard he was abominable, but I didn't know he was rude! 1.2649 0.03263 268 209 47 12
3003 Three's a crowd. 1.2649 0.03220 268 208 49 11
3004 I'm sorry, Rolf. I'm just tired of the manscaped look. 1.2649 0.03471 268 214 37 17
3005 He can't find a Starbucks either. 1.2648 0.03436 253 199 41 13
3006 Your social skills are abominable. 1.2648 0.03436 253 199 41 13
3007 Can you see the top?" "No, but I can see the bottom. 1.2648 0.03481 253 200 39 14
3008 Well, at least I didn’t forget the camera. 1.2648 0.03436 253 199 41 13
3009 Dude was bald until he bought the Donald Trump Hairgrow elixir. 1.2648 0.03235 287 226 46 15
3010 He knows the mountain all right, but I don't like a guide who grunts. 1.2648 0.03000 287 220 58 9
3011 Can you believe it? He says there’s no wifi up here. 1.2648 0.03158 287 224 50 13
3012 He says it’s closed on Saturday. 1.2648 0.03418 287 231 36 20
3013 He said he doesn’t love me anymore and he’s going home to mother 1.2648 0.03119 287 223 52 12
3014 When you finally find your perfect Tinder match and she dumps you for a taller dude. 1.2647 0.03512 272 219 34 19
3015 Walk THIS way 1.2647 0.03820 238 193 27 18
3016 He said "Walk this way." That can be taken two ways. 1.2647 0.03189 272 211 50 11
3017 It's another victim of climate change. 1.2647 0.03314 272 214 44 14
3018 He stopped and asked me to text LL Bean to let them know he's not happy with their new limited return product policy." 1.2647 0.03189 272 211 50 11
3019 There's no such thing as Trumpfoot. 1.2647 0.03726 238 191 31 16
3020 If it makes you feel better then, yes, it was all about his big feet. 1.2646 0.03531 257 205 36 16
3021 He understands me. 1.2646 0.03399 257 202 42 13
3022 It's President Trump. He said at least now when people call him 'abominable', they'll be right. 1.2646 0.03531 257 205 36 16
3023 You’ll never believe it, but that’s my ex. 1.2645 0.03199 276 215 49 12
3024 He wants to be alone. 1.2645 0.03240 276 216 47 13
3025 He said he needs his selfie stick first 1.2645 0.03438 276 221 37 18
3026 I told you not to bring up climate change with him ... he swears it's a total myth! 1.2645 0.03281 276 217 45 14
3027 ...Yeti, yeti, yeti...yadayadayada 1.2642 0.03452 246 193 41 12
3028 He said his WIFE will give us directions when she gets here. What a neanderthal! 1.2642 0.03329 265 208 44 13
3029 He said his name is Sisiphos and he's sick and tired of chasing that boulder. 1.2641 0.03178 284 222 49 13
3030 No, I didn't ask where she was from. She was pretty miffed about the wording of my first question. 1.2641 0.03217 284 223 47 14
3031 This is where they said they'd spotted him, right? 1.2640 0.03270 250 193 48 9
3032 Oh...he's was cool but certainly no Big Foot if you know what I mean 1.2639 0.03209 269 209 49 11
3033 Maybe he's on the Paleo diet. 1.2639 0.03252 269 210 47 12
3034 He says trail mix is for sissies. 1.2639 0.03378 269 213 41 15
3035 He said he's not into three-ways. See you later. 1.2639 0.03459 269 215 37 17
3036 Forgot the cooler. 1.2638 0.03424 254 200 41 13
3037 And he says you’re abominable, Jim. 1.2637 0.03303 273 215 44 14
3038 What goes up must come down. RUN! 1.2637 0.03220 273 213 48 12
3039 The poor dear was invited to testify before a Fox News panel about Global Warming and how it's negatively-impacted the local Hunting and Gathering Industry, which led to a lively discussion about the myth of White Privilege. 1.2637 0.03231 292 231 45 16
3040 I'm sorry Ted, but your just not abominable enough. 1.2636 0.03759 239 193 29 17
3041 Yeah,he's not doing the Animal Planet special anymore. He got cold feet. 1.2636 0.03561 258 207 34 17
3042 He’s upset with the filter you used, he says it makes him look, “washed out” 1.2636 0.03387 258 203 42 13
3043 Every year the other hikers look less and less prepared. 1.2636 0.03387 258 203 42 13
3044 He wants to know if we've seen his remote. 1.2635 0.03106 277 214 53 10
3045 You were right! He said the nude beach is over this hill. 1.2635 0.03148 277 215 51 11
3046 He just wants to show me his etchings..... 1.2635 0.03230 277 217 47 13
3047 Said it’s his own, not Patagonia”. 1.2635 0.03270 277 218 45 14
3048 I told him the government is still shut down. 1.2634 0.03527 243 192 38 13
3049 I told you not everyone likes North Face. 1.2634 0.03527 243 192 38 13
3050 Turn back quick. It's a GOP convention. 1.2634 0.03604 262 212 31 19
3051 He's not abominable, he's actually likable & makes great hot cocoa. 1.2634 0.03173 262 202 51 9
3052 You know he gets touchy about his bald spot. 1.2634 0.03173 262 202 51 9
3053 No no that's the Indomitable Snowman. Different guy entirely. You want to get to the top, doncha? 1.2633 0.03159 281 219 50 12
3054 Seriously, I do not want to be downwind of that guy. 1.2633 0.03238 281 221 46 14
3055 George, he just called my climbing technique abominable. 1.2633 0.03118 281 218 52 11
3056 Wasn’t that the guy we saw arm wrestling for drinks at the bar last night? 1.2633 0.03354 281 224 40 17
3057 See I told you this would be worth the Instagram. 1.2633 0.03206 300 238 45 17
3058 You haven't been teasing him again have you? 1.2632 0.03443 266 212 38 16
3059 You know, he's not as abominable as everyone says. 1.2632 0.03392 247 193 43 11
3060 Sure he'e sensitive. He's a young adult with lots of concerns about the environment and its affect on all life on earth. That doesn't make him an abominable snowflake. 1.2632 0.03534 247 196 37 14
3061 He told me that if you add a fourth term to that right-angled-triangle theorem but for it you use a minus sign, then that is the geometry of the Universe. 1.2632 0.03231 266 207 48 11
3062 Not nearly as abominable as you! 1.2632 0.03626 247 198 33 16
3063 He’s a marketing manager for Yeti. 1.2630 0.03022 289 223 56 10
3064 You ain't seen nothin Yet...i 1.2630 0.03242 270 211 47 12
3065 He could have at least said excuse me. 1.2630 0.03326 270 213 43 14
3066 I must be hallucinating- thought my mother in law just walked by. 1.2630 0.03284 270 212 45 13
3067 It’s the altitude; I’m seeing things also. 1.2629 0.03402 251 197 42 12
3068 I told him he could possibly find shoes his size on line. 1.2629 0.03585 251 201 34 16
3069 Sorry Bob, but I’m leaving with him. 1.2629 0.03790 232 187 29 16
3070 At least he's willing to work on a smaller footprint. 1.2628 0.03251 274 215 46 13
3071 All I said was "two's company; three's a crowd." 1.2628 0.03292 274 216 44 14
3072 I’m pretty sure his directions are trustworthy. 1.2628 0.03083 274 211 54 9
3073 Once the conversation turned to politics, he just became abominable. 1.2627 0.03366 255 200 43 12
3074 How dare you call him abominable! 1.2627 0.03501 255 203 37 15
3075 We should've just asked one of the locals for directions. 1.2626 0.03082 297 232 52 13
3076 Actually, he's a pretty nice guy. However, he says his cousin is abominable. 1.2626 0.03054 278 214 55 9
3077 He invited us for tea. 1.2625 0.03286 259 202 46 11
3078 He told me he's here investigating a bigfoot sighting. 1.2625 0.03632 259 210 30 19
3079 I told you it’s Sasquatch, he hates it when people call him Bigfoot. 1.2625 0.03463 259 206 38 15
3080 He's conflicted about coming out. 1.2625 0.03463 259 206 38 15
3081 You're cold and insensitive and you've hurt his feelings. 1.2625 0.03193 259 200 50 9
3082 That's oxygen deprivation for you! 1.2625 0.03603 240 191 35 14
3083 He survives by bit parts in Christmas specials. 1.2625 0.03404 240 187 43 10
3084 You said you wanted an adventure vacation! 1.2625 0.03055 301 235 53 13
3085 Turns out they're just hairy men waiting for the look to come back. 1.2624 0.03418 282 227 36 19
3086 And here I thought we had to wear layers. 1.2624 0.03149 282 220 50 12
3087 He says it's not a competition. 1.2624 0.03381 282 226 38 18
3088 I called him Bigfoot, but he was deeply offended. It seems he's a Yeti. 1.2624 0.03267 282 223 44 15
3089 He resents being called 'abominable'. 1.2624 0.03297 263 206 45 12
3090 He was pretty compelling, and your reasons for going back with you are ? 1.2624 0.03469 263 210 37 16
3091 Oh great. Now he's going to have a meltdown. 1.2624 0.03341 263 207 43 13
3092 It's over, Kevin; I never cared about the man-scaping. 1.2624 0.03469 263 210 37 16
3093 She said her name is Liesl... 1.2623 0.03609 244 195 34 15
3094 Back to the original Man Cave? 1.2623 0.03367 244 190 44 10
3095 Sorry Darling. I've been meaning to tell you 1.2622 0.03176 267 207 50 10
3096 Whoa. Did you see the size of that guy’s feet? 1.2621 0.03428 248 195 41 12
3097 He expressed discomfort with the idea of a threesome. 1.2621 0.03091 290 226 52 12
3098 She saw her shadow. Looks like you white guys have another ten years. 1.2620 0.03396 271 216 39 16
3099 We haven't hiked together since he behaved so abominably the first time. 1.2620 0.03273 271 213 45 13
3100 The regular guru is off Wednesdays. 1.2620 0.03315 271 214 43 14
3101 He says he's only a size 14 but his uncle has a really big foot. 1.2620 0.03315 271 214 43 14
3102 I don’t think he’s abominable at all. 1.2619 0.03483 252 200 38 14
3103 Back off, Jared. He's my dad, and I don't care if he has a full-body comb-over. 1.2619 0.03528 252 201 36 15
3104 He gave me the secret for eternal life. The problem is I don’t know Sasquatch. 1.2619 0.03344 252 197 44 11
3105 He's not really abominable, you know. He's just pissed at the paparazzi. 1.2618 0.03200 275 215 48 12
3106 He knows where he’s going, Eric! Just look at him, I’m pretty sure he’s a native. 1.2618 0.03158 275 214 50 11
3107 Your jealousy is abomidable. 1.2618 0.03362 275 219 40 16
3108 Bringing the camera definitely would have weighed us down 1.2618 0.03282 275 217 44 14
3109 Yah...I saw his lair but when I tried to start a fire he said it would just never work out between us. 1.2618 0.03073 275 212 54 9
3110 Apologize. Yeti is their word. 1.2618 0.03241 275 216 46 13
3111 He's invited us for lunch. 1.2617 0.03110 298 234 50 14
3112 I’m not taking another step until he stops singing ‘Ice Ice Baby’. 1.2617 0.03146 298 235 48 15
3113 He may be abominable but it's overwhelmingly evident he's also a stud. 1.2617 0.03533 256 205 35 16
3114 We’re just at different points in our lives” 1.2617 0.03309 256 200 45 11
3115 That is the last time we bring your father along. I don't think he's funny. 1.2615 0.03408 260 206 40 14
3116 It's his 30-day Challenge. 1.2615 0.03364 260 205 42 13
3117 He said he feels naked - he's off to get his sunglasses. 1.2615 0.03364 260 205 42 13
3118 Wow, you are the LAST person I thgouht I'd run into on this adventure. 1.2615 0.03257 283 224 44 15
3119 He’s still looking for Bigfoot. 1.2615 0.03257 283 224 44 15
3120 I told him no means no 1.2614 0.03372 264 209 41 14
3121 Who knew he does Sherpa work on the side? 1.2614 0.03197 264 205 49 10
3122 And yet I... And yet I... I forgot what I was going to say. 1.2614 0.03372 264 209 41 14
3123 No worries, he’s breaking trail. 1.2613 0.02908 287 219 61 7
3124 It's your turn to small talk with him. 1.2613 0.02908 287 219 61 7
3125 He says he knows the best place for us to take a selfie. 1.2612 0.03549 245 195 36 14
3126 Can't believe I fell for the stereotypes. 1.2612 0.03379 268 213 40 15
3127 I think he knows where he's going. 1.2612 0.03379 268 213 40 15
3128 No wonder he’s insulted, after what you called him. 1.2612 0.03082 291 227 52 12
3129 It’s abominable of me, but I’m leaving you, Tim. 1.2610 0.03555 249 199 35 15
3130 Didn’t I tell you to charge the phone before we left? 1.2610 0.03304 272 215 43 14
3131 You really can’t expect him to wear the red suit and hat all year long 1.2610 0.03464 272 219 35 18
3132 Hirsute or Hair suit? 1.2610 0.03221 272 213 47 12
3133 I can’t believe he wouldn’t give us directions. 1.2610 0.03092 295 231 51 13
3134 He gave me a message for Matthew Whitaker. 1.2609 0.03425 253 200 40 13
3135 I paid extra to hike the "Evolution Trail" 1.2609 0.03148 276 215 50 11
3136 He said he’s going back for something a little warmer. 1.2609 0.03271 276 218 44 14
3137 The sherpas are all on strike. 1.2609 0.03190 276 216 48 12
3138 Nothing is Abominable in Trump Times 1.2609 0.03470 253 201 38 14
3139 He's says it's okay but no Trump jokes. 1.2609 0.03390 276 221 38 17
3140 To go any higher,I need my Support Yeti. 1.2609 0.03390 276 221 38 17
3141 He says he's related to Donald Trump, but that we shouldn't hold that against him. 1.2607 0.03159 280 219 49 12
3142 He unfriended me. 1.2607 0.03317 280 223 41 16
3143 Typical Conroy: you bring your selfie stick and leave your camera at the hotel! 1.2607 0.03251 257 200 47 10
3144 I wanted to walk a mile in his shoes, but I couldn't find any size 28s. 1.2607 0.03204 257 199 49 9
3145 He said to go back down and get him razors,shave cream and wine. 1.2606 0.03247 284 225 44 15
3146 He's already signed a 4-picture deal. 1.2605 0.03309 261 205 44 12
3147 Yeah, so he says to make two lefts and then a right to get to the Marriott. 1.2605 0.03172 261 202 50 9
3148 Bigfoot without the footprints? 1.2604 0.03275 265 208 45 12
3149 What do you mean you didn't ask him to take a selfie with you? 1.2603 0.03528 242 192 37 13
3150 He's out of granola bars, but he's gonna check if he has any Gatorade. 1.2602 0.03156 269 209 50 10
3151 But you promised, no family! 1.2602 0.03490 269 217 34 18
3152 No that's cool, you can wait dong here. I mean down hairy. I mean down here. Just set up cock. I mean camp. It'll be all white. Sigh. SEE YOU FIVE MINUTES. 1.2601 0.03453 273 220 35 18
3153 This hike will put some hair on your chest 1.2601 0.03125 273 212 51 10
3154 At least he doesn't complain about the altitude. 1.2600 0.03158 250 192 51 7
3155 What's that abominable smell? 1.2600 0.03542 250 200 35 15
3156 Yes, it incredible that he's a Yeti, but can you believe there's a Starbucks up ahead! 1.2600 0.03232 300 240 42 18
3157 And YET-I can't believe what I just saw! 1.2599 0.03417 277 223 36 18
3158 He said he's fed up with being "othered." 1.2598 0.03026 281 217 55 9
3159 Looks like what they say about big feet is true after all. 1.2597 0.03588 231 183 36 12
3160 But we were only talking 1.2597 0.03097 258 198 53 7
3161 OK, it stopped being funny the third time you asked me if i'm enjoying the view! 1.2596 0.03697 235 189 31 15
3162 This may not be the best time to tell you that I met someone who is changing my path 1.2595 0.03253 262 205 46 11
3163 Now I understand why he is always so hard to track . . . . he doesn't leave any tracks in the snow. 1.2594 0.03455 239 188 40 11
3164 Yeah, he may be abominable, but at least he isn't you. 1.2594 0.03475 266 214 35 17
3165 He turned around as soon as I mentioned #MeToo. 1.2594 0.03350 266 211 41 14
3166 That new Patagonia fur suit really proves to be warm in this climate! 1.2594 0.03350 266 211 41 14
3167 He dumped me because I had better hair. 1.2594 0.03220 266 208 47 11
3168 Actually, we met at Starbuck's. 1.2594 0.03176 293 232 46 15
3169 He says he’ll eat us at the top. 1.2594 0.03101 293 230 50 13
3170 I swear if you yell out “Look out for that Yeti!” one more time... 1.2593 0.03478 270 218 34 18
3171 We can point fingers and assign blame or we can be mature adults and admit we always knew it would come to this. 1.2593 0.03563 243 194 35 14
3172 He said he came here because it's here. 1.2593 0.03274 270 213 44 13
3173 Can you believe it! After 9 hours, my wash-and-wear slacks have kept their crease! 1.2593 0.03288 297 239 39 19
3174 Yes, there is someone else! 1.2593 0.03357 270 215 40 15
3175 He said once we reach the summit we should pop over to his place and his wife will get us a nice cup of tea. 1.2593 0.03316 270 214 42 14
3176 Actually, his feet aren't that big 1.2591 0.03200 274 215 47 12
3177 No. I’ve told you a dozen times, that Sasquatch joke is offensive! 1.2591 0.03200 274 215 47 12
3178 How many times do I need to tell you, Bigfoot isn't real, there are no UFOs, and my sculpting is not just a hobby! 1.2591 0.03428 247 195 40 12
3179 He wants to invite us over for dinner. 1.2591 0.03569 247 198 34 15
3180 Seems like a shy guy, I guess he got cold feet. 1.2590 0.03368 278 223 38 17
3181 See, by staying in the here and now, you don’t miss what’s going on right under your nose. 1.2590 0.03148 251 193 51 7
3182 The lengths we go for good signal. 1.2590 0.03484 251 200 37 14
3183 I don't know how he does it without a GPS . . . 1.2590 0.03438 251 199 39 13
3184 Look, all I’m saying is 3.5 stars on TripAdvisor and an endorsement for ‘excellent conversation’ isn’t everything. 1.2590 0.03148 251 193 51 7
3185 He could've been spared the back hair comments. 1.2589 0.03258 282 224 43 15
3186 Look, I get that you’re a sensitive, woke male. But at 14,000 feet, I’ll take 7 foot of hairy, pure testosterone. 1.2589 0.03099 282 220 51 11
3187 Well, first off his wardrobe is simpler 1.2589 0.03099 282 220 51 11
3188 He didn't find me abominable enough. 1.2588 0.03309 255 200 44 11
3189 Go back. We missed a turn. 1.2588 0.03166 255 197 50 8
3190 Do you think he knows we're following him? 1.2587 0.03150 286 225 48 13
3191 My new fitness instructor - the abdomenal snowman. 1.2587 0.03275 259 203 45 11
3192 God damn tourists! 1.2587 0.03453 259 207 37 15
3193 Maybe we should have continued the paleo diet any way. 1.2586 0.03373 263 209 40 14
3194 He promised me it's a farm-to-table restaurant. 1.2586 0.03197 263 205 48 10
3195 These sunglasses are great, but I feel we're missing out on the big picture. 1.2584 0.03422 267 214 37 16
3196 I am so turned on! Let's never shave again! 1.2584 0.03381 267 213 39 15
3197 He climbs like an animal. 1.2584 0.03210 267 209 47 11
3198 He said he won't play college football unless he's paid. 1.2584 0.03101 298 235 49 14
3199 I didn't even know there was a mobile home park up here. 1.2583 0.03387 271 217 38 16
3200 He said it's pronounced 'global warning' not 'global warming.' 1.2583 0.03135 271 211 50 10
3201 It's a big feat, making it to the top. 1.2582 0.03550 244 195 35 14
3202 Don't you love being alone with nature? 1.2582 0.03200 244 188 49 7
3203 The only abominable thing about him is his attitude. 1.2582 0.03019 275 212 55 8
3204 Nice guy, but wouldn't let me take a photo. 1.2582 0.03231 275 217 45 13
3205 Let's get some attention and report it as fake news. 1.2582 0.02902 306 237 59 10
3206 I hate to disagree with you, but if he really was the Abominable Snowman, don't you think he'd be leaving footprints in the snow so we'd have proof? 1.2580 0.03209 283 224 45 14
3207 Now who you goin' to believe? Me, or your lyin' eyes? 1.2580 0.03248 283 225 43 15
3208 Well, at least his sense of direction isn't abominable. 1.2580 0.03398 283 229 35 19
3209 I tried to explain why he shouldn't wear fur, but he told me he was more concerned with global warming! 1.2579 0.03086 252 193 53 6
3210 Abominable" is an adjective, not a proper name, you goof. 1.2579 0.03187 252 195 49 8
3211 Wow, Mike, that remark was cold, even by his standards. 1.2579 0.03517 252 202 35 15
3212 Fake news is everywhere. 1.2578 0.03178 287 227 46 14
3213 Never mind. He always does this when people are around. 1.2578 0.02981 287 222 56 9
3214 He says he's with the Von Trapp family. 1.2578 0.03344 256 202 42 12
3215 yeti shmeti his breath stinks 1.2577 0.03309 260 205 43 12
3216 You can't compare yourself. He lives here. 1.2577 0.03309 260 205 43 12
3217 Goodbye, John. Oh, one more thing. I could never stand your aftershave. 1.2576 0.03362 264 210 40 14
3218 I'm not sure why he wanted our hats. 1.2576 0.03141 264 205 50 9
3219 I know, right. What a show-off . 1.2576 0.03275 264 208 44 12
3220 He didn’t seem so bad. 1.2575 0.03128 299 237 47 15
3221 ..Well your hairy snowman remarks definitely upset him. 1.2575 0.03018 299 234 53 12
3222 I met him at the co-op, isn't he cool? 1.2575 0.03092 299 236 49 14
3223 That sure was a chilly reception! 1.2575 0.03328 268 213 41 14
3224 No, in fact he's quite personable. 1.2575 0.03328 268 213 41 14
3225 He said to just follow in his footsteps 1.2575 0.03111 268 208 51 9
3226 I think you have to believe before you can see. 1.2575 0.03199 268 210 47 11
3227 Are we there yeti? 1.2575 0.03328 268 213 41 14
3228 If I understood him correctly, he says global warming sucks and his feet really aren't that big! 1.2575 0.03155 268 209 49 10
3229 He’s such old Fake News. 1.2574 0.03375 272 218 38 16
3230 Wait. Julie Andrews is still alive? 1.2574 0.03335 272 217 40 15
3231 Really, Helen.....a Yeti? 1.2574 0.03294 272 216 42 14
3232 Well, his feet are big. 1.2574 0.03168 272 213 48 11
3233 He's not really that abominable and it's a great workout. 1.2573 0.03107 307 244 47 16
3234 He said mountain climbing has strengthened his midriff. so much, he's now the Abdominal Snowman. 1.2573 0.03379 241 189 42 10
3235 Well, the brochure didn't mention anything about this. 1.2572 0.03138 276 216 49 11
3236 He was just wondering if Ronald Reagan was still president! 1.2572 0.03138 276 216 49 11
3237 Well.. from his perspective I’m aiming lower by choosing to date you 1.2572 0.03341 276 221 39 16
3238 He's tired of people commenting on his feet. 1.2572 0.03180 276 217 47 12
3239 If you were looking for Bigfoot he's that-away. This here is a yeti. 1.2571 0.03190 280 221 46 13
3240 On His Instagram He Looks Bigger ... 1.2571 0.03149 280 220 48 12
3241 Turn back! This is my peak experience. 1.2571 0.03109 280 219 50 11
3242 I guess that means no selfies. 1.2570 0.03080 284 222 51 11
3243 He's from our tour, but they made him fly cargo. 1.2570 0.03120 284 223 49 12
3244 This hike is of mythic proportions 1.2570 0.03404 249 197 40 12
3245 Don't worry. It's not serious. He's not even my species. 1.2570 0.03307 249 195 44 10
3246 Really, Jason. You hurt his feelings. He’s a little slow—but “abominable”? 1.2570 0.03404 249 197 40 12
3247 Dear John, it's complicated ... 1.2569 0.03091 288 226 50 12
3248 If I wanted to date a Neandatrhal I would not have gone hiking with you! 1.2569 0.03225 253 197 47 9
3249 Come on. He's the most highly recommended sherpa in the entire region. 4-5 stars in all the rating guides. 1.2569 0.03273 253 198 45 10
3250 We're invited to tonight's snowball fight. 1.2568 0.03332 257 203 42 12
3251 Don't worry, no one knows the Canadian border better than this Sasquatch. 1.2568 0.03332 257 203 42 12
3252 Actually, it's your pace that is abominable. 1.2567 0.03342 261 207 41 13
3253 Definitely worth the extra charge. 1.2567 0.03298 261 206 43 12
3254 I told him it's called the Paleo diet fo a reason. 1.2567 0.03009 300 235 53 12
3255 Boy,talk about your cold shoulder. 1.2567 0.03224 300 241 41 18
3256 -You- tell him to shave his back 1.2566 0.03308 265 210 42 13
3257 I told you we should have brought the go pro 1.2565 0.03275 269 213 43 13
3258 No, I wouldn’t say this is a hairy situation 1.2565 0.03145 269 210 49 10
3259 Did you understand what he said? 1.2565 0.03275 269 213 43 13
3260 Trust me, his tours are one of a kind. 1.2565 0.03317 269 214 41 14
3261 It’s a beast of a climb! 1.2565 0.03100 269 209 51 9
3262 He’s largely unknown but keeps winning by a landslide. 1.2565 0.03317 269 214 41 14
3263 He said he wasn't photogenic. 1.2565 0.02958 308 241 55 12
3264 He says it's a stupid hobby. 1.2564 0.03324 273 218 40 15
3265 I see everything's in proportion... 1.2564 0.03200 273 215 46 12
3266 I'm sorry to end things, Brad, but I've always dreamed of dating a yeti. 1.2563 0.03291 277 221 41 15
3267 We can go up, but no selfies are allowed. 1.2563 0.03456 238 188 39 11
3268 He said the Starbucks will be open at 7. 1.2562 0.03316 242 189 44 9
3269 He doesn't look that abominable ! 1.2562 0.03417 242 191 40 11
3270 Steve, I'm going with him because I'm a geneticist...and I won' t mix business with pleasure. 1.2561 0.03121 289 228 48 13
3271 Border security just isn't an issue that I am passionate about. 1.2560 0.03439 250 199 38 13
3272 I'm sorry, Bill. It's the big feet 1.2560 0.03392 250 198 40 12
3273 He called use abominable people. 1.2560 0.03204 293 234 43 16
3274 He said no selfies 1.2560 0.03276 293 236 39 18
3275 He is upset that he receives no royalties from the premium cooler company that bears his name. 1.2559 0.03447 254 203 37 14
3276 We've been wandering for three hours following your GPS -- excuse me if I ask a local for directions to the brunch place. 1.2559 0.03402 254 202 39 13
3277 It’s fine Jack. King Kong was a one-time thing. 1.2559 0.03309 254 200 43 11
3278 Sorry, Jeff. The yeti has WiFi, so I'll try not to make this awkward. 1.2558 0.03321 258 204 42 12
3279 He looks like he knows where he's going.... 1.2558 0.03454 258 207 36 15
3280 I didn't find him abominable at all. 1.2558 0.03275 258 203 44 11
3281 He wants me to go ahead with him, and you to go back for more beef jerky. 1.2557 0.03374 262 209 39 14
3282 Because he has bigger hands! 1.2557 0.03418 262 210 37 15
3283 I think Ancestry was right - -and my Father and Uncle both had big feet. 1.2557 0.03331 262 208 41 13
3284 He's going ahead for a tidy up. He says his house is abominable. 1.2556 0.03254 266 210 44 12
3285 You forgot the cash? He won't sign without an advance. 1.2556 0.03340 266 212 40 14
3286 Sorry. He's sensitive about his back hair. 1.2556 0.03000 270 208 55 7
3287 He said he was leaving 2018 behind with the rest of his gear. 1.2555 0.03190 274 216 46 12
3288 That suit looks warm. Wonder where he got it. 1.2555 0.03313 274 219 40 15
3289 He said take the next crevice on the right 1.2555 0.03062 274 213 52 9
3290 No, there's no such thing! 1.2555 0.03273 274 218 42 14
3291 He said it’s only a few miles before we reach the Starbucks. 1.2554 0.03523 231 183 37 11
3292 She just wants to be alone. 1.2553 0.03430 235 185 40 10
3293 John, That beautiful creature just exposed himself to me 1.2553 0.03287 282 226 40 16
3294 Guess he doesn't shop at R.E.I. for outerwear. 1.2552 0.03140 286 226 47 13
3295 He's just the Yeti Welcoming Committee. You meet the whole clan at the top. 1.2551 0.03145 243 187 50 6
3296 Carl, your jealousy is going to ruin this relationship. 1.2551 0.03455 243 193 38 12
3297 Follow him? He's not even wearing hiking boots! 1.2551 0.03465 247 197 37 13
3298 Orange hair? 1.2551 0.03512 247 198 35 14
3299 He said, "Humanity is just too crazy to believe in. 1.2551 0.03558 247 199 33 15
3300 I can't believe you forgot to close the garage. 1.2550 0.03092 298 236 48 14
3301 I don't care if you never see him. This was supposed to be just the two of us. 1.2550 0.03186 251 195 48 8
3302 I told him keep going, ya can't miss it! 1.2549 0.03298 255 201 43 11
3303 He wasn't going to let us continue until I convinced him we understand that global warming is a serious problem. 1.2549 0.03250 255 200 45 10
3304 He took it pretty well. Just said, 'he's got big shoes to fill.' 1.2549 0.03390 255 203 39 13
3305 He has got to get his steps in 1.2548 0.03218 259 203 46 10
3306 Of course he's not going to pose for a selfie with you! 1.2548 0.03264 259 204 44 11
3307 He says, "Abominable is as abominable does." 1.2548 0.03186 263 206 47 10
3308 He said the best is Yeti to come! 1.2548 0.03140 263 205 49 9
3309 I thought so too, but he said he's just a Sherpa. 1.2548 0.03093 263 204 51 8
3310 Let's trust him--I'm sure he knows the way. 1.2548 0.03276 263 208 43 12
3311 John, I'm sick of your pranks- the yeti is not real! 1.2547 0.03199 267 210 46 11
3312 She said she'd go back up and get my hiking stick for me. 1.2547 0.03370 267 214 38 15
3313 Streaking on Mt. Everest? come on! 1.2546 0.03295 271 216 41 14
3314 I’m tired of Gortex. I’m thinking of giving real fur a try. 1.2546 0.03036 271 210 53 8
3315 His climbing skills are legend. 1.2546 0.03168 271 213 47 11
3316 He said his place is just over the top and he'd love to have us come by for a drink if we'd care to. 1.2546 0.03080 271 211 51 9
3317 This guy is the best sherpa ever! 1.2546 0.03080 271 211 51 9
3318 False alarm, it wasn't Bigfoot. Just someone who really liked no-shave November. 1.2546 0.03124 271 212 49 10
3319 Wow! did you have beans for lunch or what? 1.2546 0.03211 271 214 45 12
3320 He just needed to use my cell for a quick call. Said he lost his down a crevasse last week. 1.2545 0.03095 275 215 50 10
3321 We had a great conversation... I think he's just misunderstood. 1.2545 0.03230 279 222 43 14
3322 Well if you didn't want to follow the Sasquatch to their lair, then why did you come along? 1.2544 0.03120 283 223 48 12
3323 That confirms it, the yeti just told me climate change doesn’t exist. 1.2544 0.03091 287 226 49 12
3324 I wouldn't call it a thing. 1.2543 0.02985 291 227 54 10
3325 He didn't even say hello 1.2542 0.03083 299 237 48 14
3326 He said the air's abominable down there. 1.2542 0.03530 240 192 35 13
3327 He's requested a mountain summit meeting. I hope there's coffee. 1.2540 0.03321 252 199 42 11
3328 Big feet, big hands.... 1.2540 0.03461 252 202 36 14
3329 His climbing skills are unreal. 1.2539 0.03239 256 201 45 10
3330 He got offended when I called him “abominable.” 1.2539 0.03286 256 202 43 11
3331 Is that J. Peterman he's wearing? 1.2538 0.03352 264 211 39 14
3332 He says follow him if you want to meet the Leprechauns of the Himalayas 1.2538 0.03478 264 214 33 17
3333 He said he wants to play us some tracks from his new mixtape. He goes by the name Lil Yeti. 1.2538 0.03083 264 205 51 8
3334 I am sorry Brad, but he‘s my King Kong 1.2538 0.03308 264 210 41 13
3335 And yet, my mom thinks you’re the abominable one!” 1.2537 0.03275 268 213 42 13
3336 Do you have a better plan? 1.2537 0.03188 268 211 46 11
3337 He was actually very pleasant. 1.2537 0.03144 268 210 48 10
3338 Next time I hire the guide...this guy is loathsome. 1.2537 0.03441 268 217 34 17
3339 Thank god for your beef jerky, I thought I was a goner! 1.2537 0.03359 268 215 38 15
3340 I think he said, "Wus." 1.2537 0.03359 268 215 38 15
3341 Apparently, he knows a great selfie spot. 1.2537 0.03200 272 215 45 12
3342 I’m leaving you because he’s not afraid to be real. 1.2536 0.03085 276 216 50 10
3343 No, I can't place where I've seen him before. 1.2536 0.03128 276 217 48 11
3344 Abominable? No, he's one of Trump's deplorables. 1.2536 0.03220 280 223 43 14
3345 It’s me not you, I found a real man! 1.2536 0.03299 280 225 39 16
3346 Ok..so he didn’t yield to the downhill skier..yell at him. 1.2536 0.02972 280 217 55 8
3347 Well, that's the last we'll see of him. 1.2536 0.03299 280 225 39 16
3348 Your right, my mom is hairier. 1.2535 0.03415 284 232 32 20
3349 He clearly didn't receive the 'no wearing white after Labor Day' memo. 1.2535 0.02962 288 224 55 9
3350 He said he used to be President, but wasn't appreciated for the stable genius that he was. 1.2535 0.03197 288 230 43 15
3351 "I'm sorry, but there's just something about him I find appealing." 1.2531 0.03099 241 185 51 5
3352 He's had it with "civilization". 1.2531 0.03380 245 194 40 11
3353 He totally confused hirsute and hairsuit. 1.2531 0.03280 245 192 44 9
3354 Can you believe he’s not on Facebook? 1.2531 0.03380 245 194 40 11
3355 If the Yeti doesn't need a hiking partner, neither do I! 1.2530 0.03196 249 194 47 8
3356 See? It's not just me; only Julie Andrews can sing that song properly. 1.2530 0.03448 253 203 36 14
3357 Such obsolete gear. 1.2529 0.03321 257 204 41 12
3358 We need to tell President Pence right away! We found the runaway president! 1.2529 0.03375 261 209 38 14
3359 I told him we're vegan... 1.2529 0.03331 261 208 40 13
3360 Your stupid hair loss joke scared him away 1.2529 0.03242 261 206 44 11
3361 There’s nothing abominable about him, and touring the Himalaya with a native could be unforgettable. 1.2528 0.03119 265 207 49 9
3362 It's not you, it's him, you idiot. 1.2528 0.03297 265 211 41 13
3363 He is not "abominable!" But he is shy. 1.2528 0.03254 265 210 43 12
3364 He said to bring orthotics. 1.2528 0.03306 269 215 40 14
3365 He wanted to know if we were interested in a reverse mortgage 1.2528 0.03389 269 217 36 16
3366 No, he's very pleasant. A little shy maybe but he'll get you to where you want to go. 1.2528 0.03134 269 211 48 10
3367 We seem to have trouble making friends. 1.2528 0.03178 269 212 46 11
3368 He decided to be upwardly mobile -- global warming isn't his thing. 1.2527 0.03147 273 215 47 11
3369 He just said there is nothing much to see up there 1.2527 0.03273 273 218 41 14
3370 He just called me "abominable" and walked on. 1.2527 0.03241 277 221 42 14
3371 The dress code up here is abominable. 1.2527 0.03281 277 222 40 15
3372 It's a sign-- we should buy the cooler. 1.2527 0.03321 277 223 38 16
3373 I think he expects a tip. 1.2527 0.03089 281 221 49 11
3374 The region's best waxer is located just over the next ridge. 1.2526 0.03179 285 227 44 14
3375 It's been nice. 1.2526 0.03195 293 235 42 16
3376 He invited us up for a party, but I think it will be abominable. 1.2525 0.03210 305 247 39 19
3377 Thank God we are blind! A guy that smelly MUST be ugly. 1.2520 0.03417 246 196 38 12
3378 Your turn to go second. I am fed up with the view. 1.2520 0.03380 250 199 39 12
3379 Calling him abominable was uncalled for. 1.2520 0.03436 254 204 36 14
3380 He says there's a cybercafe up 3 miles 1.2520 0.03297 254 201 42 11
3381 Are you kidding me? He wouldn’t even make eye contact! 1.2519 0.03217 258 203 45 10
3382 And we thought we needed all that climbing equipment. 1.2519 0.03092 262 204 50 8
3383 You didn't have to insult him! 1.2519 0.03407 262 211 36 15
3384 Don't you come here with that "I told you so". 1.2519 0.03329 266 213 39 14
3385 Don't even mention this when we get back. They'll just say it was altitude hallucination. 1.2519 0.02969 266 205 55 6
3386 I'd call you abominable for getting us lost, but it'd be an insult to the guy who stopped to ask us for directions. 1.2519 0.03329 266 213 39 14
3387 He just comes down occasionally to appear on reality shows. 1.2519 0.03168 270 213 46 11
3388 Wow! Unbelievable! I'm in Park Slope, too! 1.2518 0.03079 282 222 49 11
3389 Quick! Get a picture of his footprint! 1.2517 0.03178 290 232 43 15
3390 He's really upset you won't share your beef jerky. 1.2516 0.03011 314 250 49 15
3391 I hope you're taking plenty of mental pictures, Gary. 1.2511 0.03521 235 188 35 12
3392 He said you’re whistling too loudly. 1.2510 0.03491 243 195 35 13
3393 Strange. He was reciting that famous Robert Frost poem as he passed us. 1.2510 0.03257 247 194 44 9
3394 Why is it rude to ask him for a selfie? 1.2510 0.03272 251 198 43 10
3395 Steroids. He wins but can't compete. 1.2510 0.03223 251 197 45 9
3396 He says he has a camera we can use. 1.2510 0.03082 263 205 50 8
3397 I asked for a guide who knows this terrain for a million years. 1.2510 0.03265 263 209 42 12
3398 He’ll be right back. He forgot it’s his turn to bring the snacks. 1.2510 0.03128 263 206 48 9
3399 Why on earth did you say we’d play freeze tag with him? 1.2510 0.03174 263 207 46 10
3400 He was 3 feet taller before global warming kicked in... 1.2510 0.03309 263 210 40 13
3401 What if the yellow snow writing message was his? 1.2509 0.03232 267 212 43 12
3402 When he said "no selfies",he meant no selfies! 1.2509 0.03188 267 211 45 11
3403 He got pissed when I told him I was already seeing someone... 1.2509 0.03053 267 208 51 8
3404 I think he said 'Hey--you kids get off my slope!' 1.2509 0.03144 267 210 47 10
3405 He said hi and you ignored him. How abominable! 1.2509 0.03188 267 211 45 11
3406 He smiled and winked at me--ergo, he's 'abominable?' 1.2509 0.03099 267 209 49 9
3407 It's your turn behind"Sweet Cheeks" 1.2509 0.03367 271 219 36 16
3408 I told you not to mention ICE in front of him. 1.2509 0.03243 271 216 42 13
3409 Don't be a baby...but he really does have big feet if you know what I mean. 1.2509 0.03127 275 217 47 11
3410 Not even a "hello"! Abominable! 1.2509 0.03069 283 223 49 11
3411 I told you not to say anything about the size of his toes. 1.2509 0.03159 287 229 44 14
3412 He was here first 1.2508 0.02924 299 234 55 10
3413 He’s just going to freshen up before dinner 1.2500 0.02976 264 204 54 6
3414 He said it's abominable weather at the top." 1.2500 0.03367 256 205 38 13
3415 I told you not to drink that water. 1.2500 0.03295 248 196 42 10
3416 Ok. Yes. I have always hated the waxing. 1.2500 0.03202 296 239 40 17
3417 He really has had it with the whole "abominable thing". 1.2500 0.03019 284 223 51 10
3418 Go tell him we were here first. 1.2500 0.03019 284 223 51 10
3419 I told you we didn't need this much gear. 1.2500 0.03209 264 209 44 11
3420 Just give him a minute... He has a shy bladder. 1.2500 0.03257 284 229 39 16
3421 I think we're heading into the Ice Age. 1.2500 0.03449 252 203 35 14
3422 I told you he answers to “yeti” not “abominable” 1.2500 0.03101 260 203 49 8
3423 Why would you turn down a dinner invitation? Even the Hendersons are coming. 1.2500 0.03420 260 210 35 15
3424 No, we are not there Yeti. 1.2500 0.03367 256 205 38 13
3425 He is flattered but isn't interested in becoming the podiatry college mascot. 1.2500 0.03295 248 196 42 10
3426 I had to break up with him. The relationship was becoming abominable. 1.2500 0.03341 264 212 38 14
3427 I told him you were only into bears. 1.2500 0.03210 280 224 42 14
3428 He's more of a man than you'll ever be. 1.2500 0.03403 252 202 37 13
3429 Are you high?!? 1.2500 0.03404 236 187 39 10
3430 Apparently every guy does have a size issue... 1.2500 0.03367 256 205 38 13
3431 Should we turn around? He said we’re going the wrong way. 1.2500 0.03015 272 212 52 8
3432 That’s something you don’t see every day. 1.2500 0.03172 300 242 41 17
3433 Toxic masculinity 1.2500 0.03697 228 185 29 14
3434 Don't engage ... keep talking ... he's almost gone. 1.2500 0.03015 272 212 52 8
3435 No matter how far we travel, we just can't seem to get some me and you time. 1.2500 0.03032 256 198 52 6
3436 He’s just not that into us. 1.2500 0.03241 260 206 43 11
3437 ... swiped right on Tundra! 1.2500 0.03380 244 194 39 11
3438 Did he seem abominable to you? 1.2500 0.02873 280 216 58 6
3439 Finally, someone has decided to take the high road! 1.2500 0.03468 240 192 36 12
3440 Sorry, Mr. Yeti doesn't like his picture taken. 1.2500 0.03201 276 220 43 13
3441 You never believed in me either,really. I'm not going back with you,I'm staying here with him. 1.2500 0.03367 256 205 38 13
3442 How could you give him your credit card? 1.2500 0.03133 268 211 47 10
3443 I declined his request for a date and he left in a huff 1.2500 0.03241 260 206 43 11
3444 I knew we wore too many layers. 1.2492 0.02945 301 237 53 11
3445 He said you were good for the lift ticket... 1.2491 0.02942 289 226 54 9
3446 Rarest of breeds. Recessive strain. Non-Abominable. Best guide ever 1.2491 0.03247 285 230 39 16
3447 He says we're both fired, and he'll be in his penthouse 1.2491 0.03247 285 230 39 16
3448 He said it's harder going downhill. 1.2491 0.03010 285 224 51 10
3449 My Yetish are a bit rusty. I think he said "Gwargglgh". 1.2491 0.02995 281 220 52 9
3450 We're underdressed. That's our problem. 1.2491 0.03022 277 217 51 9
3451 He's the best sherpa I could afford. 1.2491 0.03190 277 221 43 13
3452 You heard me; I'm leaving you! 1.2491 0.03263 273 219 40 14
3453 He said it’s just a little bit further. 1.2491 0.03050 273 214 50 9
3454 And you said, "There's no such thing as a YILF," didn't you, Brad? 1.2491 0.03263 273 219 40 14
3455 He said our price range is a few hundred feet higher. 1.2491 0.03304 273 220 38 15
3456 Oh, come on. He says it's just a short distance to the top. 1.2491 0.03094 273 215 48 10
3457 Did you see that?" "Nope." 1.2491 0.03254 269 215 41 13
3458 He's called "Bigfoot," not "Sasquatch," Trevor. Don't you know anything? 1.2491 0.03211 269 214 43 12
3459 Yeti does have a certain air about him.... 1.2491 0.02987 269 209 53 7
3460 Catch you later, loser. 1.2491 0.03167 269 213 45 11
3461 The listing did say we'd have a superhost. 1.2491 0.03078 269 211 49 9
3462 He really needs some manscaping. 1.2491 0.03153 265 209 46 10
3463 He said Shangrila was two mountains to the West. 1.2491 0.03330 265 213 38 14
3464 ...and the guide’s an animal, Jerry. 1.2490 0.03320 261 209 39 13
3465 It’s over. 1.2490 0.03437 253 204 35 14
3466 He’s mad that Bigfoot got the Animal Planet show. 1.2490 0.03475 249 201 34 14
3467 Are we there Yeti? Are we there Yeti? Are we there Yeti 1.2490 0.03428 249 200 36 13
3468 I'd never go hiking in a fur coat. 1.2490 0.03368 245 195 39 11
3469 They should call him BigBUTT! 1.2483 0.03037 298 237 48 13
3470 You need to tell Jeff he is taking this hipster hair-thing too far. 1.2483 0.02987 294 232 51 11
3471 Honey, we've been invited to hi-tea with the Yeti 1.2483 0.03092 290 231 46 13
3472 Abominably cute, I'd say. 1.2482 0.03069 282 223 48 11
3473 He's not seeing anybody. 1.2482 0.02985 282 221 52 9
3474 Now who is calling who abominable! 1.2482 0.03180 278 222 43 13
3475 If your ancestor can make it to the top, so can you! 1.2482 0.02969 278 217 53 8
3476 You go ahead, I have to send a tweet. 1.2482 0.03221 278 223 41 14
3477 Me Jane! 1.2482 0.03334 274 222 36 16
3478 It's an uphill battle to attempt Everest blind, but I can tell something big is afoot. 1.2482 0.03211 274 219 42 13
3479 No, you're the one who's abominable." 1.2482 0.03413 274 224 32 18
3480 Leave nothing but footprints. 1.2482 0.03252 274 220 40 14
3481 I'm blind, but YET-I see. 1.2482 0.03084 274 216 48 10
3482 Having walked behind him for 8 miles, I can now tell you exactly where he gets his name and why they chose to have it rhyme with abdominal...... 1.2481 0.03157 270 214 45 11
3483 It was only a one night stand. 1.2481 0.03449 270 221 31 18
3484 He says we should have turned left 2 snowdrifts back.... 1.2481 0.03143 266 210 46 10
3485 He doesn't like to be called 'Frosty' either. 1.2481 0.03143 266 210 46 10
3486 See, we didn't need shoes or gear! 1.2481 0.03188 266 211 44 11
3487 i have a feeling he isn't taking us to the beach. 1.2481 0.03127 262 206 47 9
3488 One small step for man...... That’s all I heard. 1.2481 0.03205 258 204 44 10
3489 Are you following me? 1.2481 0.03388 258 208 36 14
3490 Do these pants make my ass look fat? 1.2480 0.03470 254 206 33 15
3491 The big guy said he really needed a cup of coffee and directions to the nearest Starbucks. 1.2480 0.03356 246 196 39 11
3492 I know he's angry, but I am not giving him my last Clif Bar. 1.2480 0.03255 246 194 43 9
3493 He forgot his selfie-stick. 1.2479 0.03290 242 191 42 9
3494 He said we're too pretty to eat. 1.2475 0.02900 295 231 55 9
3495 That was the most amazing kiss. Now we'd better do as he said and turn back. 1.2475 0.03055 295 235 47 13
3496 You ready?” “Not yeti! 1.2473 0.03100 283 225 46 12
3497 Don't worry, he won't get far on foot. 1.2473 0.02976 283 222 52 9
3498 He asked us to say hello to his cousin on Mount Shasta. 1.2473 0.03018 283 223 50 10
3499 For someone who can’t even speak English, he’s a remarkable tour guide. 1.2473 0.03129 279 222 45 12
3500 Which way is progress? 1.2473 0.03159 275 219 44 12
3501 It's a yeti, not a yogi. 1.2473 0.03201 275 220 42 13
3502 So I swiped right. You have a problem with that? 1.2472 0.03103 271 214 47 10
3503 What is it about men and asking for directions?! He may know if there is a tea house up there. 1.2472 0.03132 267 211 46 10
3504 I meant the lack of footprints, but, yeah, that's another weird problem with this virtual reality program. 1.2471 0.03163 263 208 45 10
3505 What's with all the yellow snow around here ? 1.2471 0.03209 263 209 43 11
3506 He needed an update on the current generation of world leaders 1.2471 0.03117 263 207 47 9
3507 Well I WAS seeing other people....sort of. 1.2470 0.03161 251 197 46 8
3508 Abominable Snowman or Bigfoot? How would he know!? 1.2470 0.03356 251 201 38 12
3509 I suggest you turn around. 1.2470 0.03141 247 193 47 7
3510 He said he's sorry for the mess and that he'd be back after theTrump Shutdown. Oh, and to call a plumber. 1.2470 0.03488 247 200 33 14
3511 Bigfoot?! Yeti?! Sasquatch?! Why the racist inquisition? 1.2469 0.03329 243 193 40 10
3512 Clear up something for me. Is it "Abdominal" or "Abominable"? 1.2468 0.03003 308 246 48 14
3513 He says that the abominable snowman is just an urban legend." 1.2467 0.03056 300 240 46 14
3514 Exactly, who’s evolved? 1.2465 0.02941 288 226 53 9
3515 I’m going with him!! 1.2465 0.03062 288 229 47 12
3516 He said the Starbucks is this way. 1.2464 0.03036 280 221 49 10
3517 I'm going down. What do you think they eat up there? 1.2464 0.03190 276 221 42 13
3518 He's going to Starbucks. You want a latte? 1.2464 0.03312 276 224 36 16
3519 Male: That’s amazing! Female: Yeah! No footprints! 1.2463 0.03093 272 215 47 10
3520 He was sizing me up so I told him to take a hike. 1.2463 0.03221 272 218 41 13
3521 He says he's a yeti not the Abominable Snowman, he's the next mountain over. 1.2462 0.03242 264 211 41 12
3522 He's getting me a cooler. 1.2462 0.03287 264 212 39 13
3523 We have big footprints to fill 1.2462 0.03012 264 206 51 7
3524 He forgot his cell phone. 1.2462 0.03242 264 211 41 12
3525 You need to talk to your brother about hygiene, he's abominable. 1.2462 0.03198 264 210 43 11
3526 You called him "Abominable." Now we will never see him again. 1.2462 0.03415 264 215 33 16
3527 It's shocking. Even after eight episodes of Star Wars this Chewie guy doesn't speak any proper English. 1.2462 0.03275 260 208 40 12
3528 He's not a sherpa? 1.2461 0.03309 256 205 39 12
3529 You look better dressed then the last guy I met 1.2460 0.03199 252 199 44 9
3530 You are wrong! I am sure he knows the way down. 1.2460 0.03428 248 200 35 13
3531 Yes, in fact he is better in bed. He’s better at climbing. He can handle the snow better. He’s better all around. So you can turn right around and leave, but I’m following him. And, I’m staying here. 1.2460 0.03282 248 197 41 10
3532 Some of the people who hike this trail are abominable! 1.2459 0.03052 244 189 50 5
3533 Sorry, I prefer his leadership style to yours. 1.2458 0.03083 301 242 44 15
3534 Look if he’s not cold it’s his decision! 1.2458 0.03083 301 242 44 15
3535 Carl commits yet another Yeti faux pas. 1.2458 0.03036 297 237 47 13
3536 I know it's uncomfortable having my ex around,but he really wanted to come! 1.2458 0.03443 236 189 36 11
3537 Excuse me, I'm looking for someone with the dating app screen name: "Hairy" 1.2457 0.03102 293 235 44 14
3538 Sasquatch just broke my stick. What are ya goin’ to do about it? 1.2457 0.03092 289 231 45 13
3539 I told you Carol, we don’t need to ask for directions. 1.2457 0.03206 289 234 39 16
3540 pff....tourists 1.2457 0.02932 289 227 53 9
3541 He said he's just passing through. 1.2456 0.03109 281 224 45 12
3542 The sherpas weren’t available... 1.2456 0.03150 281 225 43 13
3543 He said we are expecting snow tonight. 1.2456 0.03150 281 225 43 13
3544 He is off to the spa to get waxed. 1.2455 0.03340 277 226 34 17
3545 He needs some space, just learned his grandchild was human! 1.2455 0.03054 277 219 48 10
3546 No, the view is not worth it. 1.2455 0.03340 277 226 34 17
3547 He said for us to tun back. It's abominable up there. 1.2454 0.03083 273 216 47 10
3548 He said "the borscht in the lodge is not fit for man or beast." 1.2454 0.03126 273 217 45 11
3549 I told you I stopped seeing him. 1.2454 0.02994 273 214 51 8
3550 He said he likes to run his 10K on K2. I said K. 1.2454 0.03083 273 216 47 10
3551 He came highly recommended at the local tourism desk. 1.2454 0.03112 269 213 46 10
3552 He said its a 20 minute wait. 1.2454 0.03200 269 215 42 12
3553 He's checking the border wall. 1.2453 0.03404 265 216 33 16
3554 He said climate change is making this weather abominable. 1.2453 0.03002 265 207 51 7
3555 Y'know, gotta hand it to Tim. Sure, he might not fit in back at the pub, but out here?... 1.2452 0.03078 261 205 48 8
3556 The only thing abominable about this climb is your attitude! 1.2452 0.03219 261 208 42 11
3557 He'll be right back with the sleds. 1.2451 0.03379 253 204 36 13
3558 Wild man, Neanderthal, Big Foot - Nah. He's just a normal guy who has given up trying to find clothes that fit. 1.2451 0.03285 253 202 40 11
3559 Did you see what I just saw? He wasn’t wearing Patagonia. 1.2450 0.03271 249 198 41 10
3560 I asked - but he said he’s only seen grainy footage of an REI 1.2449 0.03305 245 195 40 10
3561 Remember; we're here to prove the Earth is flat. 1.2449 0.03054 294 235 46 13
3562 I know he'll get there; not so sure about you. 1.2449 0.03405 245 197 36 12
3563 All I did was ask him what kind of shaver he uses. 1.2447 0.03219 282 228 39 15
3564 Well, he isn't exactly what he appeared to be on Tinder, but hey - sometimes you just got to go with your gut. 1.2447 0.02975 282 222 51 9
3565 Has it ever occurred to you to be just a little abominable? 1.2447 0.02889 282 220 55 7
3566 He said he's OK with the horns : but the yodelling is abominable ! 1.2446 0.03574 233 189 31 13
3567 For the last time, Kevin, WHAT sherpa?! 1.2446 0.03001 278 219 50 9
3568 Was it really necessary to compare him to the abominable snowman? 1.2446 0.03128 278 222 44 12
3569 I told him it wasn't him, it was me. 1.2445 0.02939 274 214 53 7
3570 Now you’ve done it. You know Harry’s sensitive about his large feet. 1.2444 0.03316 270 219 36 15
3571 Now you know what it's like when tourists try to get directions from you. 1.2444 0.03438 270 222 30 18
3572 He forgot his cell phone up there. 1.2444 0.03146 270 215 44 11
3573 Larry you are the one being abominable 1.2444 0.03057 270 213 48 9
3574 Hey, there’s room on this mountain for more than one monster. 1.2444 0.03039 266 209 49 8
3575 Well, now I know why he's called 'abominable.' 1.2444 0.03131 266 211 45 10
3576 Real original, like he hasn't heard a 'you know what they say about people with big feet' joke before! 1.2444 0.02992 266 208 51 7
3577 Tuesday is cardio. 1.2444 0.03176 266 212 43 11
3578 He said something about Trump being more disliked than he is 1.2444 0.03392 266 217 33 16
3579 What's it to you, John! Go back to your IPO! 1.2443 0.03298 262 211 38 13
3580 His name is not Yeti, and I don't want to hear any more of this Stockholm Syndrome crap. 1.2442 0.03028 303 243 46 14
3581 Is it the lack of oxygen? 1.2442 0.03048 258 202 49 7
3582 Now that’s my kind of man, Ted. 1.2442 0.03193 258 205 43 10
3583 Of course he looks sad. His girlfriend called him abominable. 1.2442 0.03193 258 205 43 10
3584 Don't worry, I told him we're lawyers. 1.2441 0.03321 254 204 38 12
3585 You're exhausted? He hasn't stopped since he left Africa. 1.2440 0.03404 250 202 35 13
3586 He said no backpacks allowed 1.2440 0.03404 250 202 35 13
3587 Sasquatch my eye, let's keep trekking. 1.2440 0.02955 291 230 51 10
3588 The locals aren't all that friendly. 1.2439 0.03021 287 228 48 11
3589 He'll throw in free Wi-Fi at the Yeti Lodge. 1.2439 0.03441 246 199 34 13
3590 He said he wanted to have us over for lunch. 1.2438 0.03090 283 226 45 12
3591 I said "No, I won't marry you, and then he just turned and walked away." 1.2438 0.03170 283 228 41 14
3592 ''I think he's squatching us.'' 1.2438 0.03130 283 227 43 13
3593 He’s not actually abominable and he’s not actually a snowman, which is more than I can say for you, Ted. 1.2436 0.03612 234 191 29 14
3594 He's going to get his underpants. 1.2435 0.03221 271 218 40 13
3595 Turns out Trump’s doppelgänger is equally abominable. 1.2434 0.03296 267 216 37 14
3596 He says we made a wrong turn two glaciers back. 1.2434 0.03121 267 212 45 10
3597 He told me to tell you he thinks your sense of direction is abominable. 1.2434 0.03166 267 213 43 11
3598 Well at least we know there’s somebody looking for us. 1.2433 0.03330 263 213 36 14
3599 Well . . .it wasn't so bad for a one-night stand. 1.2433 0.03286 263 212 38 13
3600 I guess he’s sick of Yeti puns. 1.2432 0.03365 259 210 35 14
3601 He said he's sick of being called "Abominable." 1.2432 0.03135 259 205 45 9
3602 Am I going to die? That was on my bucket list! 1.2432 0.03229 259 207 41 11
3603 Ted, I'm gonna myth you. 1.2432 0.03087 259 204 47 8
3604 Quoth he, 'Get off my lawn.' 1.2430 0.03160 284 229 41 14
3605 Didn’t we see him in the Sahara desert last year - or was it Monte Carlo? 1.2429 0.03190 280 226 40 14
3606 I don't believe it, but yet he is. 1.2429 0.03190 280 226 40 14
3607 Apparently the WiFi is really bad up here. 1.2429 0.03025 280 222 48 10
3608 He was so much shorter in person! 1.2428 0.02920 276 216 53 7
3609 You didn't want to bring your camera and now he's laughing at us. 1.2426 0.03168 272 218 42 12
3610 Abominable Shrinkage. 1.2426 0.03168 272 218 42 12
3611 He says he finds hikers abominable 1.2426 0.03168 272 218 42 12
3612 He is not as abominable as your down vest. 1.2425 0.03285 268 217 37 14
3613 To call him Big 'Foot' is, I think, quite a misnomer. 1.2425 0.03155 268 214 43 11
3614 Another policy adviser for the Far Right I think. 1.2425 0.03065 268 212 47 9
3615 glad you could meet me early. that last date was a bit hairy! 1.2425 0.03285 268 217 37 14
3616 Can't be, his feet are too small 1.2425 0.03155 268 214 43 11
3617 Another guide quitting on us?! You do realize a good mountain guide's harder to find than Bigfoot! 1.2425 0.03073 301 243 43 15
3618 How many years has Bill been out here climbing this mountain? 1.2424 0.03275 264 213 38 13
3619 He said his wife thinks he's cute. 1.2424 0.03428 231 185 36 10
3620 The coffee's great but the service is abominable. 1.2423 0.03264 260 209 39 12
3621 He wanted directions to the nearest Starbucks. 1.2423 0.03218 260 208 41 11
3622 He said he didn't want to hear the good news. 1.2423 0.03309 260 210 37 13
3623 He said conditions on the summit are abominable. 1.2422 0.02796 289 225 58 6
3624 Sure you see Yeti. And I just saw Santa Claus fly by with 8 tiny reindeer! 1.2422 0.03251 256 205 40 11
3625 Did you really have to ask him why he was being so abominable ? 1.2422 0.03203 256 204 42 10
3626 He agrees, Todd. Your behavior HAS been abominable. 1.2421 0.03030 285 227 47 11
3627 Why shouldn't I go with him? You don't even have a mustache. 1.2421 0.02982 252 196 51 5
3628 Sure he smells awful, but you didn't have to say so. Now you've offended him. 1.2421 0.03236 252 201 41 10
3629 Oh sweet mystery of life at last I found him. 1.2421 0.03187 252 200 43 9
3630 He’s going vegan for January. 1.2420 0.03015 281 223 48 10
3631 I told you the other tour guide would be better! 1.2420 0.03015 281 223 48 10
3632 Have you heard any news today? That was either Yeti, or Donald Trump has been impeached. 1.2419 0.03086 277 221 45 11
3633 I told him we have a right to be here--it's a National Park! 1.2418 0.03355 244 196 37 11
3634 My phone is out of battery. How about yours? 1.2418 0.03158 273 219 42 12
3635 The locals are so rude 1.2418 0.03283 273 222 36 15
3636 He said to take the A -Train uptown. 1.2418 0.03283 273 222 36 15
3637 Could be, but I'm not convinced Yeti. 1.2416 0.03145 269 215 43 11
3638 He's having an existential crisis. 1.2416 0.03055 269 213 47 9
3639 He quit me but I can’t quit him. 1.2415 0.03084 265 210 46 9
3640 He really didn’t take it well when I told him we were engaged. 1.2415 0.03084 265 210 46 9
3641 Forget it, I’m not going to take my clothes off! 1.2415 0.03006 294 235 47 12
3642 Remember, we are following on the footsteps of giants who came before us. 1.2414 0.03207 261 209 41 11
3643 Why did you give him the cold shoulder? 1.2413 0.03020 286 228 47 11
3644 He's lost and he will not ask for directions. He's just so abominable! 1.2412 0.03422 257 210 32 15
3645 I didn't like him at first either, but the cuddling is awesome! 1.2411 0.03006 282 224 48 10
3646 There was nothing abominable about him. 1.2411 0.03320 253 204 37 12
3647 Told you we took a wrong turn. 1.2411 0.03176 253 201 43 9
3648 Look, he came prepared - I told you to grow your body hair out! 1.2411 0.03273 253 203 39 11
3649 He's going to check on his soufflé 1.2411 0.03176 253 201 43 9
3650 Really, Chad? Your #furreal selfie bomb couldn’t wait until summit? 1.2411 0.03320 253 204 37 12
3651 An avalanche? I mean, what 're the odds? 1.2410 0.03240 278 226 37 15
3652 He doesn't look like he's lost. 1.2410 0.03053 249 195 48 6
3653 You better apologize right away - it's not a "gorilla suit" ! 1.2409 0.03147 274 220 42 12
3654 I told you he was very sensitive about his shoe size ! 1.2409 0.02927 274 215 52 7
3655 Yet I see. 1.2409 0.03231 274 222 38 14
3656 Well, do YOU think I'm abominable, too? 1.2408 0.03392 245 198 35 12
3657 He's such an antisocial climber. 1.2408 0.03241 245 195 41 9
3658 We're in luck, he said he can help us find the rare high-altitude hummingbird. 1.2407 0.03579 216 174 32 10
3659 He is mumbling about the futility of pushing snow balls up the mountain 1.2407 0.03178 270 217 41 12
3660 Yeah, he's hairy, but he's not a quitter. 1.2407 0.03134 270 216 43 11
3661 He was very pleasant and just said, that he prefers "Sassy" to "Big Foot." 1.2407 0.03000 270 213 49 8
3662 I told you to never ask him for a selfie. 1.2406 0.03120 266 212 44 10
3663 And whom are YOU calling 'abominable'? 1.2406 0.03209 266 214 40 12
3664 He says we're totally overdressed for the occasion. 1.2406 0.03165 266 213 42 11
3665 Trump isn't president where he lives! 1.2405 0.03139 291 236 40 15
3666 No, apparently, “Sherpa” is considered insensitive. 1.2405 0.03056 262 207 47 8
3667 Oh no, not another banished West Wing casualty… 1.2403 0.03410 258 211 32 15
3668 If Bigfoot can do it without a pole, so can I. 1.2403 0.03181 258 206 42 10
3669 He said he needed to unplug 1.2403 0.02997 283 225 48 10
3670 bigfoot doesn't understand the fuss, he 's only a size 12 1.2402 0.03261 254 204 39 11
3671 He is not just "another guy." 1.2402 0.03309 254 205 37 12
3672 Just another climate science denier. 1.2401 0.03108 279 224 43 12
3673 Yeah, that's the latest in climbing gear - warm, waterproof and washable 1.2401 0.03190 279 226 39 14
3674 Should we tell him he's going the wrong way? No, not Yeti. 1.2401 0.03309 279 229 33 17
3675 See, even he's not using any of that expensive YETI gear! 1.2400 0.03439 250 204 32 14
3676 Another blind date gone off the rails! 1.2400 0.03094 250 197 46 7
3677 He's only interested in eating us if we're 'gluten free" 1.2400 0.03221 275 223 38 14
3678 I found him on yelp. All the reviews said he is the best Sherpa 1.2400 0.03051 275 219 46 10
3679 Yeti, yeti, yeti 1.2400 0.03137 275 221 42 12
3680 My therapist said I should get more exercise and ignore needless distractions. 1.2400 0.03196 250 199 42 9
3681 He is not abominable! 1.2399 0.03101 296 240 41 15
3682 No, John. You're the abominable one in this relationship. 1.2399 0.03174 296 242 37 17
3683 Maybe we should’ve packed so many mushrooms 1.2399 0.03336 271 222 33 16
3684 Everyone has a New Year's resolution to get into better shape. 1.2398 0.03071 246 193 47 6
3685 Maybe he knows where we are... 1.2395 0.03319 263 214 35 14
3686 Not just bigger; better. 1.2395 0.03093 263 209 45 9
3687 But he is my type. 1.2395 0.03185 263 211 41 11
3688 I can't believe you were that rude. 1.2394 0.03029 284 227 46 11
3689 It's abominable how he always has to be first in everything. 1.2394 0.03309 259 210 36 13
3690 He asked if I had a cigarette! 1.2394 0.03170 259 207 42 10
3691 I asked her where she bought her fur, 1.2394 0.03025 259 204 48 7
3692 You've upset him, Marvin. There was no need to comment on his hairy back. 1.2393 0.03072 305 248 41 16
3693 Yeah, he's been on the move since climate changed 1.2393 0.02971 280 222 49 9
3694 I told you to call him Henry, NOT Harry! 1.2393 0.02928 280 221 51 8
3695 He came all this way and you only left him a $3 tip? 1.2393 0.02884 280 220 53 7
3696 He just happens to be in front of me, I'm not following him. 1.2392 0.03054 255 201 47 7
3697 You know, I think he really is on the up and up. 1.2392 0.03250 255 205 39 11
3698 Did you let him know there’s no toilet paper in the men’s? 1.2391 0.03291 276 226 34 16
3699 Please stop calling him abominable! His name is Yeti. 1.2391 0.03127 276 222 42 12
3700 I'm his new social media strategist. Can you follow us on Instagram? 1.2391 0.02861 322 258 51 13
3701 He said the final stretch is abominable. 1.2391 0.03042 276 220 46 10
3702 You've never been a team player. Now you've alienated our guide. 1.2391 0.02941 297 237 49 11
3703 He says he's sorry but there's no vacancies up there. 1.2390 0.03235 251 201 40 10
3704 Do you remember, should we call him the Adorable Snowman, or the Agreeable Snowman? 1.2390 0.03379 251 204 34 13
3705 I think he said that is the way to enlightenment. 1.2390 0.03235 251 201 40 10
3706 Well... that wasn't abominable at all! 1.2390 0.03070 272 217 45 10
3707 Ugh. His attitude was just abominable. 1.2390 0.03200 272 220 39 13
3708 Shrinkage? 1.2389 0.03044 293 236 44 13
3709 He said there isn't a good seafood restaurant around here. 1.2389 0.03166 247 196 43 8
3710 I know, I know. He always has to be first. 1.2389 0.03318 247 199 37 11
3711 Hikers debate Bigfoot's invitation for tea and crumpets. 1.2388 0.03144 268 215 42 11
3712 I’m sorry to leave you like this Roger - I just feel I’m destined for higher things... 1.2388 0.03099 268 214 44 10
3713 I told you he didn't like granola bars . . . 1.2388 0.03099 268 214 44 10
3714 Just follow the big footprints. 1.2388 0.03053 268 213 46 9
3715 He said he needs to ask the guru a question. 1.2388 0.03144 268 215 42 11
3716 He’s really not that abominable. 1.2388 0.03274 268 218 36 14
3717 You know what, Doug? Hey - look at me when I’m talking to you! I wanted one thing out of this week - one thing - to see a Yeti! So I’m sorry - my eyes are here, Douglas - I’m sorry if I’m a little cranky about that! 1.2388 0.03231 268 217 38 13
3718 What a sweetheart. He's invited us for tea! 1.2386 0.03129 264 211 43 10
3719 I'm not saying it will be a picnic. 1.2386 0.03139 285 231 40 14
3720 Spotted him at SoulCycle last week too—he’s training for a half marathon and won’t shut up about it. 1.2385 0.03206 260 209 40 11
3721 You don't have to follow him to the ends of the earth just because he's your DNA ancestor. He is everyone's DNA ancestor! 1.2385 0.03297 260 211 36 13
3722 You tell him that he needs to use a pole! 1.2385 0.03064 260 206 46 8
3723 His mother sent him to ask if we had a cigarette she could bum. 1.2385 0.03252 260 210 38 12
3724 I think I hurt his feelings by asking him if he was the "Abominable Snowman". 1.2385 0.03112 260 207 44 9
3725 My eyes are down here! 1.2384 0.03129 281 227 41 13
3726 I thought you meant you were bringing your cooler! 1.2384 0.03055 302 245 42 15
3727 For the last time John, there is no Yeti! 1.2384 0.03019 302 244 44 14
3728 No he’s chilling 1.2383 0.03375 235 189 36 10
3729 He said he's not abominable, and wants me in his snow cave. 1.2383 0.03142 256 204 43 9
3730 He says there’s a snowstorm coming, he ought to know 1.2383 0.03377 256 209 33 14
3731 Bigfoot just shaded him online. 1.2383 0.03200 277 225 38 14
3732 For god sake Jerry, he's not even wearing shoes. 1.2383 0.03159 277 224 40 13
3733 I told him there’s snacks at the top. 1.2383 0.03280 277 227 34 16
3734 Why did you ask him to take a selfie?! 1.2381 0.03147 273 220 41 12
3735 I knew we shouldn't have gone with the local travel agency! 1.2381 0.03124 252 200 44 8
3736 He’s upset about not getting credit for fake news. 1.2379 0.03221 269 218 38 13
3737 The view is unbelievable! 1.2379 0.03043 269 214 46 9
3738 Guess that Washington job didn't work out. 1.2379 0.03221 269 218 38 13
3739 He said he'll be right back. 1.2379 0.03396 227 182 36 9
3740 Wow, our tour guide really knows the area! 1.2378 0.02842 286 225 54 7
3741 I feel we aren't getting the full experience without the Park Rangers. 1.2378 0.03130 286 232 40 14
3742 He took my Yeti water bottle. 1.2377 0.03340 265 217 33 15
3743 Actually, I think the real issue here, Steven, is your casual labeling of a, noting your casual gender assumption, by the way,"snow-person", as "abominable" purely from your own euro-centric cultural viewpoint." 1.2377 0.03253 265 215 37 13
3744 Don't follow him, he's just going to take a leak. 1.2377 0.03209 265 214 39 12
3745 This could be a turning point 1.2377 0.03118 265 212 43 10
3746 I can’t stand our mountain guide. He’s just abominable! 1.2376 0.03119 282 228 41 13
3747 I can't believe it just passed us without saying hello! 1.2376 0.03078 282 227 43 12
3748 If we stick with this guy,we can become legendary. 1.2376 0.02953 282 224 49 9
3749 Oh geez, and here come the Hendersons. 1.2376 0.03078 282 227 43 12
3750 You think it was my perfume? 1.2376 0.03078 282 227 43 12
3751 No matter what, Roger, I'm committed to you. 1.2376 0.02995 282 225 47 10
3752 He said, if we follow him, he'll make us coffee. 1.2376 0.02953 282 224 49 9
3753 Well, should we follow him? 1.2376 0.02953 282 224 49 9
3754 That's Muhammad...he finally decided to give in and go to the mountain. 1.2375 0.03331 261 213 34 14
3755 Well I think your manners are abominable. It's not so nice to hear is it? And you wonder why he's walking away. 1.2375 0.03273 240 192 39 9
3756 With him, there is no tugging over the blanket in bed 1.2374 0.03022 278 222 46 10
3757 The relationship didn't work out. It was great at first, but I don't have enough hair. 1.2374 0.03107 278 224 42 12
3758 I only asked him who cuts his hair. 1.2372 0.03050 274 219 45 10
3759 Dunno if it's 10,000 steps yet 1.2372 0.03050 274 219 45 10
3760 I'm surprised he doesn't have the Secret Service with him. 1.2372 0.03050 274 219 45 10
3761 It’s a little hairy up there. 1.2372 0.03113 253 201 44 8
3762 this was a waste of grant money, he says he's a republican. 1.2371 0.03014 291 234 45 12
3763 Bigfoot, my foot! 1.2371 0.02893 291 231 51 9
3764 He said he found “downers” like us abominable 1.2370 0.03078 270 216 44 10
3765 Last to the top is a Loch Ness monster! 1.2369 0.03245 249 200 39 10
3766 He wanted to know whether we came across his yeti cooler. 1.2369 0.03197 287 235 36 16
3767 NO! He is not a BI-POLAR-BEAR! YOU are Passive Aggressive. 1.2369 0.03080 287 232 42 13
3768 Now don't you wish you had real camera! 1.2368 0.03198 266 215 39 12
3769 See you around, Roger. You know, I always did like them hairy. 1.2368 0.03198 266 215 39 12
3770 Go back? Now who's being abominable? 1.2368 0.03153 266 214 41 11
3771 I'm fine, but he's upset Elizabeth Warren didn't mention she's related to him too! 1.2367 0.03109 283 229 41 13
3772 Well this guy sure makes it look easy.. 1.2367 0.03175 245 195 42 8
3773 I told him he wasn’t likable either. 1.2367 0.03175 245 195 42 8
3774 I’m breaking up with you Carl and going with Big Foot. You know what they say, big feet, big ……………...….. shoes. 1.2367 0.03329 245 198 36 11
3775 Climate change is a hoax, just like the Abominable Snowman. 1.2366 0.03091 262 209 44 9
3776 Says he wants Air Jordans . . . in a twenty-four! 1.2366 0.03138 262 210 42 10
3777 Hun, the paleo diet seems to help. 1.2366 0.02926 279 221 50 8
3778 He said, "No, you have big feet." 1.2366 0.03298 279 230 32 17
3779 He wanted to know if we had any spare sunscreen 1.2366 0.03012 279 223 46 10
3780 Bob, I'm leaving. He's realer than you could ever be. 1.2366 0.03179 279 227 38 14
3781 Yeah, we keep telling him streaking is out of date. 1.2365 0.03091 296 241 40 15
3782 No, that's not the elusive Yeti. That's my husband and he refuses to shave his back." 1.2365 0.03054 296 240 42 14
3783 Maybe we should have texted before we came over. 1.2364 0.03121 258 206 43 9
3784 He had no idea where the REI is!" 1.2364 0.03121 258 206 43 9
3785 You’ve hurt his feelings. Try coming up with a different description, 1.2364 0.02996 275 219 47 9
3786 Don't judge! I'm sure you've walked out on somebody sometime. 1.2363 0.03004 292 235 45 12
3787 He may look like Yukon Cornelius but he smells French. 1.2362 0.03296 254 206 36 12
3788 He was hoping we had his book-of-the-month package. 1.2362 0.02978 271 215 48 8
3789 He's going to take a quick selfie at the top. 1.2362 0.03068 271 217 44 10
3790 He said thanks for making him famous. 1.2362 0.02932 271 214 50 7
3791 What's abominable is your step count! 1.2361 0.03149 288 235 38 15
3792 He’s just being abominable. 1.2360 0.03331 250 203 35 12
3793 He says we can come up for selfies if we bring some avocado toast for him to try. 1.2360 0.03183 250 200 41 9
3794 And you call me abominable? 1.2360 0.03331 250 203 35 12
3795 He says he can't come out of hiding until we build 'The Wall.' 1.2360 0.03331 250 203 35 12
3796 He said his name is "Sissy Foots". 1.2360 0.03183 250 200 41 9
3797 That hike must take longer than we thought. 1.2360 0.03331 250 203 35 12
3798 "No, Ken, it was not just a microaggression." 1.2360 0.03233 250 201 39 10
3799 You think he'll tell anyone about the three-way? 1.2360 0.03283 250 202 37 11
3800 Wow, that dude is radically ultralight--no pack, no gear, no clothes! 1.2360 0.03097 267 214 43 10
3801 Not a Yeti - just an over-enthusiastic hipster 1.2360 0.03097 267 214 43 10
3802 He was actually quite friendly. 1.2360 0.03142 267 215 41 11
3803 Conditions up the mountain are white with a full moon. 1.2360 0.03274 267 218 35 14
3804 I can't wait till we reach the peak , the view has got to be a lot better then the one on the way up. 1.2360 0.03187 267 216 39 12
3805 Well, you always said you wanted to swing. 1.2358 0.03164 246 196 42 8
3806 Don't wait for me....I'm in love 1.2358 0.03267 246 198 38 10
3807 This 'hobby' of yours is getting in the way of our relationship. 1.2357 0.03351 263 216 32 15
3808 I think he belongs to anther climbing group. 1.2357 0.03128 280 227 40 13
3809 Well, it's big, and it's a foot, but he doesn't walk on it... 1.2357 0.03249 280 230 34 16
3810 I’d like to see what happens if we turn down his invitation 1.2355 0.02962 259 204 49 6
3811 What do you expect, you're inside a photoshopped image. 1.2355 0.03158 259 208 41 10
3812 I told you I wanted seclusion. What is this, the Catskills!? 1.2355 0.02986 276 220 47 9
3813 Let’s follow him. He seems to know this place like the back of his furry hand. 1.2355 0.02956 293 235 47 11
3814 He said the weather is abominable at the summit and we should head back. 1.2353 0.03284 238 191 38 9
3815 The view's great but the commute is abominable 1.2353 0.03146 272 220 40 12
3816 It's over Mark, I've clearly moved on. 1.2353 0.03237 255 206 38 11
3817 Of course he is fast! Without bags.... 1.2353 0.03237 255 206 38 11
3818 I think all this gear is slowing us down. 1.2351 0.02967 285 228 47 10
3819 ‘’It's a male thing. He came here all the way from the Himalayas to climb to the top of our Mt. Everest to beat his chest and roar." 1.2351 0.03008 285 229 45 11
3820 No John, I'm staying with Harry. 1.2351 0.03129 285 232 39 14
3821 Don't look he's just showing off.... 1.2351 0.03008 285 229 45 11
3822 How did we end up inside the Toblerone logo? 1.2351 0.03220 268 218 37 13
3823 He's not THAT abominable 1.2351 0.03220 268 218 37 13
3824 Put the paint away. He says it's fake fur. 1.2351 0.03306 268 220 33 15
3825 I lost him at "Netflix and...". 1.2351 0.03176 268 217 39 12
3826 Yeah, I suppose we probably should have selected a different sherpa 1.2351 0.03070 251 199 45 7
3827 You just HAD to cook chili last night! 1.2351 0.03222 251 202 39 10
3828 I'm leaving with him. You're abominable! 1.2349 0.02960 298 240 46 12
3829 I want to follow him - you fly back and scoop the Times. 1.2349 0.02951 281 224 48 9
3830 What a waste. He doesn't even speak English. 1.2349 0.03199 281 230 36 15
3831 We're getting closer to the russian collusion evidence 1.2348 0.03117 264 212 42 10
3832 Ok, I admit it - we definitely overpacked. 1.2348 0.03162 264 213 40 11
3833 I told him I didn't have any spare change.' 1.2348 0.03204 247 198 40 9
3834 All he said was, '"Why's it taking so long to get a Starbucks up here?" 1.2347 0.02947 294 236 47 11
3835 Our guide has gotta be seen to be believed! 1.2346 0.03051 260 207 45 8
3836 Yup, abominable indeed -he thinks pineapple makes a fine pizza topping. 1.2346 0.03051 260 207 45 8
3837 I think our tour guide is a bit harried. 1.2346 0.03147 260 209 41 10
3838 My eyes are over here! I saw you glance over at her... so rude. 1.2345 0.03010 307 250 42 15
3839 I thought you said big feet were a hindrance to mountain climbing! 1.2345 0.02932 290 232 48 10
3840 I took the honest approach. He's just not my type. 1.2344 0.03004 273 218 46 9
3841 I'm going with him, Jeff. I'm sick of your sniveling namby-pamby PC equality crap. 1.2344 0.03135 273 221 40 12
3842 It’s an abominable hike up, but the view’s not bad. 1.2344 0.03130 256 205 42 9
3843 I’ve had it with your jealousy! 1.2343 0.03271 239 192 38 9
3844 I think 'abominable' means 'hung like a horse'. 1.2343 0.03377 239 194 34 11
3845 Look, it’s so easy even a caveman can do it! 1.2343 0.03040 286 231 43 12
3846 He says there is nothing interesting up there! 1.2342 0.03122 269 217 41 11
3847 I told you to ask for directions sooner, he said we should have taken a left at the last pass. 1.2342 0.02985 269 214 47 8
3848 Is he a Yeti? We'll have to see how he signs the summit log book. 1.2340 0.03067 282 228 42 12
3849 Okay rumpled, but did you see he’s doing it without crampons. 1.2340 0.02984 282 226 46 10
3850 Worst Sherpa ever! Can this trip get any more abominable? 1.2340 0.03241 265 216 36 13
3851 Our Yeti Lyft just left. 1.2340 0.03106 265 213 42 10
3852 The travel agency wasn't kidding when they said this holiday would be unbelievable! 1.2340 0.03285 265 217 34 14
3853 I know Jim, I’m just as surprised we made it this far without a Sherpa 1.2340 0.03152 265 214 40 11
3854 Actually I found him kind of lovable. 1.2339 0.03035 248 196 46 6
3855 Cbd IS hallucinogenic! 1.2338 0.03036 308 252 40 16
3856 He gave me the finger! 1.2337 0.03136 261 210 41 10
3857 That's what you meant when you said "there's a force out there bigger than both of us" ? 1.2337 0.03041 261 208 45 8
3858 He said he was once president of the United States and wants to make a deal. 1.2337 0.03081 291 237 40 14
3859 He’s running up to get his shoes. He’ll meet us there. 1.2337 0.02841 291 231 52 8
3860 He may be a myth... but he's all myth to me. 1.2336 0.02994 274 219 46 9
3861 You know, he was really quite pleasant. 1.2335 0.03167 257 207 40 10
3862 We used to date. On the surface, he appears abominable and cold. Yet, he has a warm heart. 1.2335 0.03119 257 206 42 9
3863 He's mine!! 1.2335 0.03119 257 206 42 9
3864 Craig’s list has some good deals but this is a lot of work to get a discount sofa 1.2335 0.03262 257 209 36 12
3865 So yes, I did met him yesterday. He's really a very nice guy 1.2335 0.02811 257 200 54 3
3866 His feet don't look so big to me. 1.2333 0.02975 270 215 47 8
3867 He's offended by the name Abominable, he prefers LL Cool A. 1.2333 0.02975 270 215 47 8
3868 They reject our offer of $12 in beads for the mountain and are establishing a YouCaring page to fight gentrification of the neighborhood. 1.2333 0.03155 270 219 39 12
3869 Someone beat both of us to the top and he was barefoot 1.2333 0.03155 270 219 39 12
3870 Yeah, I got some great conditioner reccomendations. 1.2333 0.02929 270 214 49 7
3871 He's having a bad hair day. 1.2332 0.02932 283 226 48 9
3872 I'd say he was more curt than anything. 1.2332 0.02932 283 226 48 9
3873 He keeps forgetting his cell phone. 1.2332 0.03149 253 203 41 9
3874 I'll probably never date a celebrity again 1.2332 0.03048 253 201 45 7
3875 He gives me more of what I need. 1.2331 0.03141 266 215 40 11
3876 Been there. Done that. 1.2330 0.03001 279 224 45 10
3877 I'm sure it was just my imagination and yet I... 1.2330 0.03127 279 227 39 13
3878 I’ll say it again, Loch Ness wasn’t all-inclusive 1.2330 0.03044 279 225 43 11
3879 Don’t worry. He says we’re almost to the top. 1.2329 0.03130 249 199 42 8
3880 He said we went right past the turn for Hoboken. 1.2329 0.03232 249 201 38 10
3881 He doesn’t need to manscape, Todd! He’s a Yeti! 1.2329 0.03232 249 201 38 10
3882 With global warming pushing creatures out of their natural habitat finding Sasquatch just isn't as fun. 1.2329 0.03181 249 200 40 9
3883 He's worried about Climate Change. I've got to help him. 1.2329 0.02954 292 235 46 11
3884 He said we made a wrong turn at the last ridge. 1.2328 0.03218 262 213 37 12
3885 Apparently there's a little known Airbnb at the top. Though not much air. 1.2328 0.03172 262 212 39 11
3886 For the last time, I said big feat as in triumph! 1.2327 0.03240 275 226 34 15
3887 He won't say 1.2327 0.03028 275 221 44 10
3888 Donnie says nobody loves him, everybody hates him, he's going to Russia to eat some worms. 1.2326 0.03138 288 236 37 15
3889 You're the one who suggested polyamory 1.2326 0.03387 258 213 30 15
3890 He says he's not abominable and to please stop pestering him. 1.2326 0.03431 258 214 28 16
3891 So much for my job with the Committee for Skeptical Inquiry. 1.2326 0.03156 258 208 40 10
3892 I wish you had bigger feet. 1.2326 0.03296 258 211 34 13
3893 I told you our mountain gear was all wrong 1.2325 0.03011 271 217 45 9
3894 He's OK with it, but wants to be sure we know that the shanty ahead on the right is NOT an outhouse. 1.2324 0.03007 284 229 44 11
3895 He is really committed himself to getting out more this year 1.2324 0.03193 241 193 40 8
3896 Who you calling abominable? 1.2324 0.03352 241 196 34 11
3897 He asked if we could turn down the thermostat. 1.2324 0.03503 241 199 28 14
3898 He’s great in Sled 1.2323 0.03236 254 206 37 11
3899 You can't use that word in this climate. 1.2323 0.03088 254 203 43 8
3900 He had to go to the “little boys room” 1.2323 0.03423 254 210 29 15
3901 I told him no, so he’s going off to sulk. 1.2322 0.03219 267 218 36 13
3902 I feel like you're judging me. 1.2322 0.03085 267 215 42 10
3903 Don't give up Yeti! 1.2322 0.03085 267 215 42 10
3904 Never mind. It's only Bigfoot's brother. 1.2322 0.03039 267 214 44 9
3905 He said he forgot his sunglasses. 1.2321 0.03198 280 230 35 15
3906 He said it would be $50 a day more if you can't keep up. 1.2321 0.02985 293 237 44 12
3907 Hard to believe he’s related to Frosty. 1.2321 0.02905 293 235 48 10
3908 He’s selling life insurance. 1.2321 0.03336 237 192 35 10
3909 Yeah, he was my guide last year. 1.2321 0.03282 237 191 37 9
3910 You brought me all this way for a stupid autograph?! 1.2319 0.03068 263 211 43 9
3911 The only turning around I'm doing is back down the mountain. 1.2319 0.02972 263 209 47 7
3912 I could have sworn he said 'no pictures.' 1.2319 0.03105 276 224 40 12
3913 Dad made and then lost a fortune with his anti-hair loss invention. 1.2319 0.03105 276 224 40 12
3914 Your friend really should not be climbing in this environment without the proper footwear. 1.2317 0.03202 246 198 39 9
3915 Apparently, sometimes less really IS more. 1.2317 0.03403 246 202 31 13
3916 Don't worry, it's not the Abominable Snowman. It's just Bigfoot. 1.2317 0.03043 246 195 45 6
3917 Heh...we’re idiots. It was LEFT at the boulder, then RIGHT at the caveman remains. 1.2317 0.03239 259 211 36 12
3918 Says he's fed up with mountain climbers 1.2317 0.03145 259 209 40 10
3919 Your idea of a secluded vacation spot differs a bit from mine. 1.2316 0.02914 285 228 48 9
3920 Grandma Fern was right; they do grow big in these hills. 1.2316 0.02997 285 230 44 11
3921 Stop calling him that. Your farts are way worse. 1.2314 0.03182 242 194 40 8
3922 well he’ll treat me better than you ever did! 1.2314 0.03319 255 209 33 13
3923 I can't believe he made us carry all his luggage. 1.2314 0.03225 255 207 37 11
3924 He says he finds your attitude as abominable as the weather. 1.2313 0.03066 281 228 41 12
3925 I said, You don’t look abominable to me... 1.2313 0.03024 281 227 43 11
3926 He says he’s the Abominable Snowthey. 1.2311 0.03258 251 204 36 11
3927 He’s heading in the wrong direction if he’s looking for the nude beach." 1.2311 0.03196 264 215 37 12
3928 Is that Trump or Bigfoot? 1.2310 0.03009 277 223 44 10
3929 I guess he just wasn't in the mood ..? 1.2310 0.03009 277 223 44 10
3930 It takes a couple days to adjust to the altitude. 1.2310 0.03095 277 225 40 12
3931 Big Foot and I are heading to the summit. Join us if you are so inclined. 1.2310 0.02879 303 244 48 11
3932 Told you the Metrosexual thing was passé! 1.2308 0.03124 273 222 39 12
3933 I hope you’re having fun, because I’ve found this hike to be nothing but abominable! 1.2308 0.03134 260 210 40 10
3934 That’s just the new Patagonia. 1.2308 0.03080 273 221 41 11
3935 Should we get his autograph? 1.2308 0.02939 260 206 48 6
3936 Actually, despite his reputation, he's a very nice chap. 1.2305 0.02886 282 225 49 8
3937 He asked me out, but I could never see myself being Mrs. Bigfoot. 1.2305 0.03198 269 220 36 13
3938 He suggests that we just go naked. 1.2305 0.03065 269 217 42 10
3939 Just follow the damn sherpa! 1.2305 0.03067 256 205 43 8
3940 He says your breath smells abominable. 1.2305 0.03165 256 207 39 10
3941 It's not you, it's me, and it's OMG HIM! 1.2305 0.03261 256 209 35 12
3942 It's too cliche to be real. 1.2305 0.03353 256 211 31 14
3943 He says he won't run for president. 1.2305 0.03428 243 200 30 13
3944 It's over, Larry, Yet's the abominable snow man of my dreams! 1.2305 0.03170 243 195 40 8
3945 You couldn’t find a better tour guide! 1.2302 0.03071 291 238 39 14
3946 Actually, the myth is debunked: "Big foot, big... 1.2302 0.03208 278 229 34 15
3947 He says a warm den with kitchen is just a few hundred feet further up! 1.2302 0.02999 278 224 44 10
3948 It’s not scary, it’s fun, Eric! You never know who your Uber Guide will be. Now c’mon! 1.2302 0.03000 265 212 45 8
3949 Quick, do you have your selfie stick? 1.2302 0.03094 265 214 41 10
3950 After next weeks appointment to get a Brazilian Wax , he’ll be everything I want in a man . 1.2300 0.03019 287 233 42 12
3951 He's my ex. I told him to get lost --- forever! 1.2299 0.03070 274 222 41 11
3952 Of course he’s real and he’s definitely all there! 1.2299 0.03156 274 224 37 13
3953 I tried to warn him, but he is convinced that all the fuss about Global Warming is nothing but more B-S from liberals. 1.2299 0.03216 261 213 36 12
3954 I told him, "20 bucks, same as downtown." 1.2299 0.03170 261 212 38 11
3955 Just wanted a little peak 1.2298 0.03426 248 205 29 14
3956 So, I asked him, "What are you?!" He said, "Ya wouldn't believe me if I told ya." Shook his head and walked away. 1.2297 0.02921 283 227 47 9
3957 He said we can follow him to the nearest Starbucks. 1.2296 0.03143 270 220 38 12
3958 Of course I’m leaving with him — you think I’m cold! 1.2296 0.03099 270 219 40 11
3959 His wife called him FuzzyWuzzy. 1.2296 0.03099 270 219 40 11
3960 It was probably nothing. Yet I think it was something. 1.2296 0.02963 270 216 46 8
3961 He apologized for forgetting his pants. 1.2296 0.03154 257 208 39 10
3962 He said there's a great view just a little further up. 1.2296 0.03154 257 208 39 10
3963 It's true. I'm having his baby. 1.2296 0.03341 257 212 31 14
3964 That was an abominable thing to say. 1.2295 0.03560 244 204 24 16
3965 With a belly like that, he must be the Abdominal Snowman. 1.2295 0.03158 244 196 40 8
3966 He stomped on my big toe—aren’t you going to do something? 1.2294 0.03157 279 229 36 14
3967 You’re not listening to me. 1.2294 0.03075 279 227 40 12
3968 He won’t get far without a backpack and proper boots! 1.2294 0.03198 279 230 34 15
3969 I guess that's why they call him Bigfoot. 1.2293 0.03129 266 216 39 11
3970 He's just not interested in being on Facebook 1.2292 0.03086 253 203 42 8
3971 It's the same bully swagger. This is where Trump has been hiding since the indictments came down. 1.2292 0.03469 253 211 26 16
3972 If you want to use the porta potty at the top you're going to have to overtake him. 1.2292 0.02928 288 232 46 10
3973 He should be disqualified. 1.2292 0.03191 240 193 39 8
3974 I told you my relatives were an odd bunch but you did not believe... 1.2292 0.02928 288 232 46 10
3975 He says the trail going up is pretty abominable. 1.2291 0.02972 275 221 45 9
3976 I see your point but I still won't believe you until pigs fly. 1.2291 0.03060 275 223 41 11
3977 He was disappointed that our cooler wasn't a Yeti. 1.2291 0.03103 275 224 39 12
3978 He’s going home for his GPS. 1.2291 0.02972 275 221 45 9
3979 No, I told him I’m currently in a committed relationship@ 1.2291 0.02972 275 221 45 9
3980 He suggested I grow fur and put on some weight if I want to hook up here. 1.2291 0.03060 275 223 41 11
3981 The only scary thing about him is what he charges for coffee up here. 1.2291 0.03103 275 224 39 12
3982 Those are some big feet to fill. 1.2290 0.03065 262 211 42 9
3983 It just wants your attention. Ignore it and it will go away. " 1.2290 0.03065 262 211 42 9
3984 I thought you said that was just a phase you went through in college? 1.2290 0.03065 262 211 42 9
3985 I finally talked him into coming down with us, but then I stuck my bigfoot in it talking about Trump. He just turned around and said, "forget about it". 1.2290 0.03159 262 213 38 11
3986 He's going to show us where he keeps the coolers. 1.2290 0.02910 297 240 46 11
3987 Good news! He says it’s only a little farther till he’ll stop to eat. 1.2289 0.03167 249 201 39 9
3988 I just thought of a great name for our new cooler company. 1.2289 0.03078 284 232 39 13
3989 Wanted to know if we could stop by Costco and pick up a Yeti. 1.2288 0.03176 271 222 36 13
3990 Get lost...I am going up with a real man! 1.2288 0.03133 271 221 38 12
3991 Wow! I can believe it! We have the same sunglasses! 1.2288 0.02891 306 248 46 12
3992 He said it's just more of the same up there--abominable. 1.2287 0.03284 258 212 33 13
3993 We need to do more cardio. 1.2287 0.03143 258 209 39 10
3994 When Bigfoot goes low, he goes high. 1.2287 0.03375 258 214 29 15
3995 Is it abdominal or abominable? 1.2287 0.03284 258 212 33 13
3996 Did you see that post about the Yeti? 1.2287 0.02996 258 206 45 7
3997 You’ve hurt his feeling. 1.2287 0.03046 258 207 43 8
3998 He's not abominable at all. 1.2285 0.02932 267 213 47 7
3999 What? Him? No, he's not abominable at all - he's a really nice guy. 1.2284 0.02960 289 234 44 11
4000 You know I don’t believe in yetis. I told him to take a hike. 1.2284 0.02878 289 232 48 9
4001 He asked us to take better care of things. 1.2283 0.02918 276 221 47 8
4002 I can't believe what Trump said yesterday. 1.2283 0.03177 276 227 35 14
4003 I'm leaving you Tim, it's your full body waxing.. 1.2283 0.02872 276 220 49 7
4004 I offered to climb the rest of the way, but he said we weren't yeti. 1.2282 0.02741 298 237 54 7
4005 His hairy ass could still use some pants. 1.2282 0.02978 298 243 42 13
4006 For the last time, Bigfoot is NOT real!!! 1.2281 0.03102 263 213 40 10
4007 The travel agency said he's a new guide. I guess Bureau of Labor isn't lying about the low unemployment rate. 1.2281 0.03239 263 216 34 13
4008 Let's find out what gym he goes to. 1.2280 0.02769 307 246 52 9
4009 The Yeti is going up to meditate and wants to know if we can come back later. 1.2280 0.03207 250 203 37 10
4010 I hope he is wearing layers. 1.2279 0.03034 272 220 42 10
4011 Why don’t they sell that outfit at L.L.Bean? 1.2279 0.03208 272 224 34 14
4012 Hey buddy, the line starts back here. 1.2279 0.03080 294 242 37 15
4013 You couldn’t even offer the poor guy a granola bar? 1.2278 0.03084 259 209 41 9
4014 Are we nearly there, yeti? 1.2278 0.03180 259 211 37 11
4015 Just some attention seeking mammal. 1.2278 0.03055 281 229 40 12
4016 It's the Indomitable Snowman. 1.2276 0.03340 246 202 32 12
4017 He said to follow his footsteps 1.2276 0.03135 246 198 40 8
4018 See Nancy, Little Hands will do anything to escape impeachment! 1.2276 0.03438 246 204 28 14
4019 It's just some jackass in a costume. 1.2276 0.03340 246 202 32 12
4020 It's strange. He never wears a backpack. 1.2276 0.03108 268 218 39 11
4021 Lend him some of your clothes so we can take a picture with him. 1.2276 0.03063 268 217 41 10
4022 It's 80% mental power and 20% giant steps 1.2276 0.02814 312 252 49 11
4023 His personal hotspot password is ‘Size32EEE.’ Case sensitive. 1.2274 0.03083 277 226 39 12
4024 You're not high, you're high up. 1.2274 0.02997 277 224 43 10
4025 He's thousands and thousands of years older than you and you can't even keep up with him! 1.2274 0.03125 277 227 37 13
4026 I said I would follow you anywhere, but there are limits! 1.2273 0.03112 242 194 41 7
4027 HE WOULDN'T LET ME TAKE A SELFIE WITH HIM - HOW ABOMINABLE! 1.2273 0.02850 286 229 49 8
4028 He's upset because I wouldn't lend him my sunglasses. 1.2271 0.03321 273 228 28 17
4029 I'm sorry, but he's a very private person. Have you tried ancestry.com? 1.2271 0.03024 273 221 42 10
4030 Call it abominable, but I'm going up with him. 1.2271 0.02841 273 217 50 6
4031 Just like a man! What I saw was abominable! 1.2271 0.03435 251 209 27 15
4032 Yeah, he seems cool but never go with a Yeti to a second location. 1.2271 0.03145 251 203 39 9
4033 He doesn't have stock options, job prospects, or even a working knowledge of the English language, Yeti never complains. It's over, Roger. 1.2271 0.03245 251 205 35 11
4034 I'm pretty sure he's a sasquatch not a yeti. 1.2271 0.03293 251 206 33 12
4035 Bet you can't fill his shoes! 1.2270 0.02874 282 226 48 8
4036 He said to turn left at the next crag, and it's the second peak on the right. 1.2270 0.02918 282 227 46 9
4037 Of course he's annoyed! Your dad jokes are abominable! 1.2269 0.02975 260 208 45 7
4038 I think he said he was an Autobahn Showman 1.2269 0.03261 260 214 33 13
4039 Let the Wookiee win! 1.2269 0.03362 238 195 32 11
4040 You won't believe it. 1.2268 0.02901 291 235 46 10
4041 Just Great! It is one thing to show off your new boots. It is another to let him know that they don't come in his size." 1.2268 0.03097 269 219 39 11
4042 He said it's only 500' to the summit. He's clearly using his own scale 1.2268 0.02913 269 215 47 7
4043 He said if we get enough altitude we'll see God next. 1.2268 0.03142 269 220 37 12
4044 He said he's setting up an exploratory committee to run for President. 1.2267 0.03278 247 202 34 11
4045 On the plus side, at this elevation, most people throw up. 1.2267 0.03071 247 198 42 7
4046 He said he's moving into more rarefied air. 1.2267 0.02960 300 245 42 13
4047 Did you remember to close the garage door before we left? 1.2266 0.03073 278 227 39 12
4048 Just wait, he's going to get us some chai. 1.2266 0.03003 256 205 44 7
4049 Yah, he’s waiting for the Amazon guy to bring his Yeti cooler. 1.2266 0.03248 256 210 34 12
4050 He doesn't give autographs 1.2265 0.03166 287 238 33 16
4051 he's a monkey's uncle. 1.2265 0.02926 287 232 45 10
4052 Do you think he is covered by The Endangered Species Act. 1.2264 0.03127 265 216 38 11
4053 Sorry, Gary, but I was looking for someone less abominable. 1.2264 0.03261 265 219 32 14
4054 Well, he said we are the ones who are odious, and that it's time we get real about what a hot mess humans are. 1.2264 0.03217 265 218 34 13
4055 He said if I took his picture he'd throw us off the mountain. 1.2264 0.02987 265 213 44 8
4056 Where there is one Yeti, there are more Yeti. I just haven't seen them Yeti. 1.2264 0.03261 265 219 32 14
4057 I agree with her - it is the men that are always hiding. 1.2263 0.03209 243 197 37 9
4058 He was out of toilet paper. 1.2263 0.03187 274 226 34 14
4059 He looks like he knows his way around, let’s follow in his footsteps 1.2263 0.03014 274 222 42 10
4060 I was disgusted, yet-I couldn’t help but stare. 1.2263 0.03014 274 222 42 10
4061 Apparently he's "too big" for selfies. 1.2261 0.03035 283 231 40 12
4062 That reminds me, I left my razor at home. 1.2261 0.02965 261 209 45 7
4063 As our group’s next trip leader you are sure going to have big shoe’s to fill. 1.2261 0.03250 261 215 33 13
4064 I told you that we should of brought our fur coats 1.2260 0.03012 292 239 40 13
4065 We watched "King Kong" on my laptop. He loves me, but not that much. 1.2260 0.03051 292 240 38 14
4066 I didn't realize you asked your Father to join us hiking this weekend. 1.2259 0.03349 239 196 32 11
4067 I thought we discussed unfriending Big Foot. 1.2259 0.02903 270 216 47 7
4068 He’s upset about being called ‘abominable.’ Says ‘adorable’ is much more fitting. Please apologize. 1.2259 0.02997 270 218 43 9
4069 Well, maybe he's just a guy in a fluffy snowsuit. 1.2258 0.02978 279 226 43 10
4070 He said the rest of the way will be abominable 1.2258 0.03216 248 202 36 10
4071 Regardless, I'm keeping my coat and shoes on. 1.2257 0.02875 288 232 47 9
4072 Ok. take you stick and crampons and turn around, I'm following an evolved man. 1.2257 0.02875 288 232 47 9
4073 Let 's follow him and maybe he will show where we can stay overnight 1.2257 0.02917 288 233 45 10
4074 Just a friendly grunt "hello", nothing abominable at all. 1.2257 0.02790 288 230 51 7
4075 It's not his big feet. It's his long legs that make him rise above myth. 1.2257 0.02958 288 234 43 11
4076 He does keep an abominable pace! 1.2257 0.02992 257 206 44 7
4077 Just another poor, lost, disenfranchised Republican! 1.2256 0.03089 297 246 35 16
4078 It's either him or me. 1.2256 0.02860 297 240 47 10
4079 He's real 1.2256 0.03024 266 215 42 9
4080 No,you tell him the pants store is the other way. 1.2256 0.03206 266 219 34 13
4081 I told you faux fur was back in this season. 1.2256 0.03206 266 219 34 13
4082 You know, its not everyday that you get to meet your heroes. 1.2256 0.03024 266 215 42 9
4083 No, he was really nice. Not abominable at all. 1.2256 0.02977 266 214 44 8
4084 Where did it get that great gear? I can't see any logo. 1.2255 0.02805 306 247 49 10
4085 I can't walk behind him when he breaks wind. 1.2255 0.03176 275 227 34 14
4086 Follow him if you're looking for the bathroom. 1.2255 0.03005 275 223 42 10
4087 He said I shouldn't believe him. 1.2255 0.02915 275 221 46 8
4088 He said he doesn't need a guide that he knows the trail like the back of his BIG FOOT ! 1.2254 0.03249 244 199 35 10
4089 Relax! I told him I wasn't interested in propogating his genes. 1.2254 0.03301 244 200 33 11
4090 I'm sooo sorry dear, I have to go You know...my foot fetish. 1.2254 0.03197 244 198 37 9
4091 We could really relate with each other once I realized it was Ms. Susquach. 1.2254 0.02768 284 226 52 6
4092 The funny thing is, this the 4th time I’ve seen him this week. Strange. 1.2253 0.03122 253 205 39 9
4093 It's not you, it's Sasquatch 1.2253 0.03003 293 240 40 13
4094 Oh Yeah? He may be abominable to you, but he's my man. 1.2253 0.02883 293 237 46 10
4095 You've got big shoes to fill. Go for it ! 1.2252 0.03100 262 213 39 10
4096 He says he can lead us to the best mocchacino in town! 1.2252 0.03147 262 214 37 11
4097 He said we are welcome....but the restaurant is closed for the winter. 1.2252 0.03100 262 213 39 10
4098 The context doesn't matter, 'abominable' is one of those words people just don't use any more. 1.2252 0.03052 262 212 41 9
4099 The Sensitive Snowman, more like. 1.2252 0.03100 262 213 39 10
4100 Are you the new chief of staff? 1.2251 0.03207 271 224 33 14
4101 I told him that Frosty wasn't real 1.2250 0.03095 280 230 37 13
4102 I knew I shouldn't shaved my legs. 1.2250 0.03176 240 194 38 8
4103 At least he isn't afraid to keep going-- even if he is an abominable know it all man. 1.2250 0.02925 280 226 45 9
4104 Oh, I wish I had my cellphone so I could record this now and watch it later. 1.2250 0.02968 280 227 43 10
4105 Don't you think he strikes the right note of middle aged whimsy? 1.2250 0.02925 280 226 45 9
4106 I told him to stop being such a snowflake. 1.2249 0.02989 289 236 41 12
4107 To quote the Bard, "I have thee not, and Yet I see thee still." 1.2249 0.03108 289 239 35 15
4108 Common Gary, you said you were prepared for this. 1.2249 0.03254 249 204 34 11
4109 John, I'm leaving you for Lance... 1.2248 0.03271 258 213 32 13
4110 He said if we stop calling him "abominable" he'd make us a nice frittata. 1.2248 0.03081 258 209 40 9
4111 Yeah, sure... but a truly great candidate for 2020 - now THAT’S rare! 1.2247 0.03282 267 222 30 15
4112 Now THAT’S an Instagram opportunity. 1.2247 0.03060 267 217 40 10
4113 I told you we should have brought our phones. 1.2246 0.03038 276 225 40 11
4114 Because HE'S there? 1.2246 0.03426 236 195 29 12
4115 This shutdown has been pretty revealing, I would have never guessed he worked for the government! 1.2246 0.02847 285 229 48 8
4116 You want me to do what? 1.2246 0.03097 285 235 36 14
4117 He doesn't look so abominable to me. 1.2246 0.02933 285 231 44 10
4118 He said he forgot his parka at the top. 1.2245 0.03237 245 200 35 10
4119 He believes a run for President might help him rebrand as “Big Hand.” 1.2245 0.03132 245 198 39 8
4120 Cover your nose. His gas is also abominable. 1.2245 0.03070 294 243 36 15
4121 I told him women at the top are tying to break a glass ceiling and he wants to watch. 1.2245 0.03389 245 203 29 13
4122 He said don't go up there. It's too icy. 1.2245 0.03132 245 198 39 8
4123 Are you happy now Justin? 1.2245 0.03070 294 243 36 15
4124 Nice enough, but so lonely. 1.2244 0.03010 254 204 43 7
4125 Please, Tom, please don’t say “He saw me, but nobody will believe him”. 1.2244 0.03111 254 206 39 9
4126 Nice try, but I'm still not ready to meet your parents." 1.2244 0.03061 254 205 41 8
4127 The air is so thin up here, I am hallucinating!! 1.2243 0.03042 263 213 41 9
4128 Apparently, everyone does have a walk away price. 1.2243 0.03022 272 221 41 10
4129 What! We're only distant cousins? 1.2243 0.02837 272 217 49 6
4130 Actually,I think he's kind of cool." 1.2242 0.03001 281 229 41 11
4131 He said he does not need aftershave to please his wife! 1.2241 0.03020 290 238 39 13
4132 The casting director for Finding Bigfoot is holding auditions up there. 1.2241 0.03053 241 193 42 6
4133 No, I said we should look for an indominable snowman! 1.2240 0.03193 250 204 36 10
4134 See?! I told you it was too soon to tell him that Santa Claus isn't real! 1.2239 0.03119 259 211 38 10
4135 Another free solo attempt is my guess. 1.2239 0.03096 268 219 38 11
4136 Well, I'd say you were abominable to him! 1.2239 0.03096 268 219 38 11
4137 He said take a left at the next light. 1.2238 0.03071 277 227 38 12
4138 Apparently he and Bigfoot had a falling out. Won't come down until he apologizes. 1.2238 0.02941 277 224 44 9
4139 I don't care what his name is, he definitely meant to step on my foot 1.2238 0.03166 286 238 32 16
4140 See,I told you so! This local is taking us to his favorite hideout eating place! 1.2238 0.03047 286 235 38 13
4141 He said he wants to be in a movie called 'The Shape of Snow'. 1.2236 0.03306 237 194 33 10
4142 Guess what? I am leaving you. 1.2236 0.03252 237 193 35 9
4143 I have eyes—I don’t need Google. 1.2236 0.03277 246 202 33 11
4144 I thought us Homo Sapiens had climbed our way to the top 1.2236 0.03277 246 202 33 11
4145 John! You know he's sensitive about his feet! 1.2235 0.03198 255 209 35 11
4146 He said ever since they declared global warming a hoax, he's been suffering with an identity crisis and indomitable hairballs. 1.2235 0.03100 255 207 39 9
4147 Give me that stick Medium Foot and I'll show you what Little Foot can do! 1.2235 0.03171 264 217 35 12
4148 Is it Abominable or Deplorable? Whatever. 1.2235 0.03171 264 217 35 12
4149 Thank God we have a new definition of abominable. 1.2235 0.02935 264 212 45 7
4150 As if he's the Sasquatch from Ipanema. 1.2234 0.03186 273 226 33 14
4151 Free-styler. 1.2234 0.03228 273 227 31 15
4152 Did I just see Big Foot?" "Johnny, I know my feet are big but do you have to point them out every five minutes! 1.2234 0.02967 273 221 43 9
4153 Did you have to tell him he looks like a hairy ape? 1.2234 0.03143 273 225 35 13
4154 He's a really good hiking guide 1.2234 0.03056 273 223 39 11
4155 Don't you think our guide has rather big feet? 1.2234 0.03156 282 234 33 15
4156 She said she's having a self care day and doesn't feel like doing photos. 1.2234 0.02971 291 238 41 12
4157 He said the Starbucks down on the left 1.2231 0.03376 251 209 28 14
4158 Yet I want to keep going! 1.2231 0.02962 260 209 44 7
4159 The Yeti says the Yentl is over the next mountain... and ask to try her Matzo Ball Soup. 1.2231 0.03202 260 214 34 12
4160 I dunno who he is, but I'd sure like to know where he shops for fur. 1.2230 0.03260 269 224 30 15
4161 Okay, Ted! I'm sorry to break it to you like this...but it IS love at first sight! 1.2230 0.03186 278 231 32 15
4162 Watch out. I think he's gay. 1.2230 0.03061 278 228 38 12
4163 What did you say? 1.2230 0.03145 278 230 34 14
4164 He says it’s actually Snowberg. 1.2230 0.03037 287 236 38 13
4165 They say it's better than Gore-Tex. 1.2230 0.03117 287 238 34 15
4166 He complained about global warming and Trump's border wall. 1.2230 0.02975 296 243 40 13
4167 He wanted to know if I was a life coach 1.2230 0.02817 296 239 48 9
4168 You told me to follow my own spirit climber 1.2227 0.03184 238 193 37 8
4169 Oh Yeah? Well I think it's abominable that you can't keep up... 1.2227 0.03184 238 193 37 8
4170 You're SO abominable, Marco! I'LL asking him for directions. 1.2227 0.03214 247 202 35 10
4171 He forgot his coffee. 1.2227 0.02937 256 205 45 6
4172 He WAS helpful. We missed the turn down below. 1.2226 0.03021 265 215 41 9
4173 He's really a nice guy once you get to know him. 1.2226 0.03021 265 215 41 9
4174 These Sherpas are getting better and better. 1.2226 0.02982 283 231 41 11
4175 What’s so upsetting about asking for a piggyback. 1.2226 0.02897 283 229 45 9
4176 Your lack of perception is abominable. 1.2226 0.02922 292 238 43 11
4177 This _definitely_ is dangerous. And, no, it's not worth it to get more steps! 1.2226 0.02825 301 244 47 10
4178 Do you remember where we parked the car? 1.2222 0.03299 243 200 32 11
4179 He just wanted the name of my esthetician. 1.2222 0.03191 261 215 34 12
4180 See? He doesn't need a walking stick. 1.2222 0.03050 261 212 40 9
4181 Okay, mister I KNOW WHERE I'M GOING. I got the directions. 1.2222 0.03274 234 191 34 9
4182 It was a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. 1.2222 0.03363 252 210 28 14
4183 It’s not working out. He got pretty frosty when I said his outfit was abominable. 1.2222 0.03051 279 229 38 12
4184 He said that Paul is doing fine and we needn’t worry. 1.2222 0.03098 261 213 38 10
4185 Now I know where your behavior comes from. 1.2222 0.02878 279 225 46 8
4186 Sir, do you know what happened to the National Enquirer reporter? 1.2222 0.03191 261 215 34 12
4187 Yes we are lost, the map clearly says Yeti not Bigfoot 1.2222 0.03050 261 212 40 9
4188 This blind date is going so well, I'm quite breathless. 1.2218 0.02992 293 241 39 13
4189 Don't bother, he doesn't speak English. 1.2218 0.03014 284 233 39 12
4190 Frank, I have some great news. He said he WON'T eat us AND he'll give us an exclusive interview back in his cave. 1.2218 0.02800 284 228 49 7
4191 well mr. smart,if we're lost,ask him. 1.2218 0.02992 275 224 41 10
4192 Sorry brother, he's just not that into you. 1.2218 0.02992 275 224 41 10
4193 No hard feelings Chad; it's just you're a little too bombinable for me. 1.2218 0.03058 266 217 39 10
4194 This trip isn't a total failure, he said he'll lead us to a flower found only in high altitudes. 1.2218 0.03149 266 219 35 12
4195 He keeps farting! 1.2218 0.03194 266 220 33 13
4196 You said we were looking for unicorns! 1.2218 0.03128 257 210 37 10
4197 It's hard to tell from the photographs. 1.2218 0.02978 257 207 43 7
4198 I did so see a Sasquatch! 1.2218 0.03223 257 212 33 12
4199 You are abominable. You know he's self-conscious about his feet. 1.2215 0.02918 298 244 42 12
4200 He forgot his Trail Mix. 1.2214 0.02913 280 227 44 9
4201 He says the Yeti-licious Cafe at the summit is open until 2 if we intend to order. 1.2214 0.02956 280 228 42 10
4202 We're on the verge of making the biggest scientific breakthrough known to mankind, and all you care about is whether or not I've been cheating on you with Charlene? 1.2214 0.03042 280 230 38 12
4203 He said he only dates girls, no couples. 1.2214 0.03245 280 235 28 17
4204 You never pay any attention to me!” “Now, Margaret? You’re going to do this now? 1.2214 0.03109 271 223 36 12
4205 I felt the earth move! 1.2214 0.02974 271 220 42 9
4206 You heard what he said, go back to base camp. 1.2214 0.03087 262 214 38 10
4207 He said he's sick and tired of all the current name-calling, and can't stand the term "abominable." 1.2214 0.03315 262 219 28 15
4208 I told you we were overdressed for this hike! 1.2214 0.02891 262 210 46 6
4209 Sorry but I couldn't resist his animal ways. 1.2214 0.02941 262 211 44 7
4210 They said, "The views are something you have to see to believe." 1.2214 0.03039 262 213 40 9
4211 How would you like to be called by your most pronounced feature? “Here comes a needle nose!” 1.2214 0.03087 262 214 38 10
4212 woah - did you see the size of his feet?! 1.2213 0.03159 253 207 36 10
4213 He says we should have taken the South Col. 1.2213 0.03159 253 207 36 10
4214 When I asked him to take a selfie with me, he said, 'Take a hike!'. 1.2211 0.02904 294 240 43 11
4215 I told you we should have turned left at the pass 1.2211 0.02518 294 231 61 2
4216 He's not just a Yeti...he's MY Yeti! 1.2211 0.02963 285 233 41 11
4217 You may not want to follow him, Yet-i will. 1.2211 0.02879 285 231 45 9
4218 He said the alien ship is the next peak over. 1.2210 0.03070 276 227 37 12
4219 Why did you wait until him to ask for directions! 1.2210 0.03048 267 218 39 10
4220 Do you believe me now? I told you that high altitudes sun exposure makes your body hair grow wild!! 1.2209 0.03259 258 214 31 13
4221 I’ve seen him a few times but I’ve learned to let him go. 1.2209 0.03139 249 203 37 9
4222 Damn! Now he gets to see the other side of the mountain! 1.2209 0.03139 249 203 37 9
4223 Check! Tooth fairy? 1.2209 0.03034 249 201 41 7
4224 He said it's actually pronounced 'abdominal.' And then he said the most abominable thing I've ever heard. 1.2209 0.03190 249 204 35 10
4225 I told you you didn't need to buy all that gear! 1.2209 0.03241 249 205 33 11
4226 He offered me something you just can’t give me - a fur coat forever! 1.2208 0.03105 240 194 39 7
4227 C'mon. He he said we'd be fine. 1.2207 0.02969 290 238 40 12
4228 He's invited us to his ski lodge. 1.2206 0.02947 281 229 42 10
4229 I asked for the WiFi code and he said, "and you call me abominable?" 1.2206 0.02903 281 228 44 9
4230 You wouldn't know Big Foot if it hit you over the head. 1.2206 0.03032 281 231 38 12
4231 He's checking to see if our mesa is ready. 1.2206 0.02903 281 228 44 9
4232 I can't believe he just blew us off like that! 1.2206 0.02964 272 221 42 9
4233 Larry you can be so insensitive sometimes, I told you his name is Bob, not Big Foot 1.2206 0.02824 272 218 48 6
4234 No, Daddy, we're going to sign your stupid pre-nup. 1.2206 0.03054 272 223 38 11
4235 I told you hiring a guide would be a mistake. 1.2205 0.03029 263 214 40 9
4236 and you said he would be abominable! 1.2205 0.03076 263 215 38 10
4237 Not impressed. His little thingy looked like a toadstool. 1.2205 0.03304 263 220 28 15
4238 He won't take a selfie with you, but he is a real gentleman if you need a hand jumping a crevasse. 1.2205 0.03029 263 214 40 9
4239 What do you mean rude? I would call his comments abominable. 1.2205 0.03097 254 207 38 9
4240 See! I told you we shouldn't have shaved before coming! 1.2204 0.03274 245 202 32 11
4241 He doesn't like the name 'yeti.' He says it makes it hard getting a hotel room. 1.2203 0.03391 227 187 30 10
4242 He's not my type after all. 1.2202 0.03017 277 227 39 11
4243 John,it isn't working out. I must follow my heart! Besides, I have a thing for hairy backs. 1.2202 0.03017 277 227 39 11
4244 Eddie & Betty repel a Yetti. 1.2202 0.02929 277 225 43 9
4245 Yet, I... 1.2202 0.03060 277 228 37 12
4246 He said the special of the day at Top of the Hill Diner is pot roasted elk and well worth the climb. 1.2201 0.03106 259 212 37 10
4247 Hey great to see you! It wasn't really working out with him, but we promised to stay friends. 1.2201 0.03201 259 214 33 12
4248 Maybe he's just a "minimalist." 1.2201 0.02958 259 209 43 7
4249 Not really that big -- I'd say about size 10. 1.2200 0.02970 250 201 43 6
4250 He feels like a third wheel. 1.2200 0.03128 250 204 37 9
4251 Some of these climbing parties are abominable. 1.2200 0.03278 250 207 31 12
4252 He is looking for a restroom” 1.2199 0.03361 241 200 29 12
4253 We should give him a better tip with our next hike. 1.2199 0.03149 241 196 37 8
4254 He forgot his hair dryer. 1.2198 0.03000 273 223 40 10
4255 Yeah, I noticed. He must be maxed out on Propecia. 1.2198 0.03088 273 225 36 12
4256 I wonder where he got that coat? 1.2198 0.02954 273 222 42 9
4257 Quick, snap a picture! Oh, the girls will love this. 1.2197 0.02872 264 212 46 6
4258 Honey, I want to be a gatherer. 1.2196 0.03280 255 212 30 13
4259 I told you we wouldn't need all this expensive equipment. 1.2196 0.03036 255 207 40 8
4260 He said he saw you with his wife?! 1.2196 0.03185 255 210 34 11
4261 Says he’s looking for the Himalayas. 1.2196 0.02985 255 206 42 7
4262 I wear a size 10 shoe. Why do you ask? 1.2195 0.02903 287 234 43 10
4263 I’ll be joining my friend now in Shangri-La. It’s been great! 1.2195 0.03211 246 202 34 10
4264 You might want to turn back - the weather up there is abominable. 1.2195 0.03106 246 200 38 8
4265 Honestly, I felt out of place at the top. 1.2194 0.03134 278 231 33 14
4266 He says the view from the top is spectacular. 1.2194 0.03066 237 191 40 6
4267 Absolutely nobody going to believe us back home... but at least that guy knows we hiked this high. 1.2193 0.03073 269 221 37 11
4268 "Instead of bumbling along, we could follow his bigfoot steps." 1.2193 0.03027 269 220 39 10
4269 I'll do big, and I'll do audacious, but I draw the line at Harry. 1.2193 0.03248 269 225 29 15
4270 I hate to see him go, but I love to watch him leave. 1.2193 0.02892 301 247 42 12
4271 Don't worry, Bigfoot is just a myth. 1.2193 0.02814 301 245 46 10
4272 I told you my old boyfriend was cold. 1.2192 0.03095 260 213 37 10
4273 He offered me a million dollars to sleep with you. 1.2192 0.03236 260 216 31 13
4274 Yes, it's true what they way about big feet. 1.2192 0.03095 260 213 37 10
4275 Just don't look him in the eye. 1.2192 0.03095 260 213 37 10
4276 I bought these fun hiking glasses at REI which play motivational youtube videos to keep me climbing, but I worry I'll miss some of the scenery. 1.2191 0.03117 251 205 37 9
4277 Harry may be hard to follow, Yeti doesn't complain nearly as much as you do. 1.2191 0.03167 251 206 35 10
4278 He’s going to give me a free breast exam but he wants you to check his prostate 1.2191 0.03363 251 210 27 14
4279 The conditions today are abominable 1.2190 0.02899 274 222 44 8
4280 He claims that my recommendation as to pants was a "trigger." 1.2190 0.02805 274 220 48 6
4281 Yup, genuine Yeti. The whole outfit's from the Yeti Boutique on Mercer Street in Soho. 1.2190 0.03121 274 227 34 13
4282 I’ve decided to leave you for Gerhart. 1.2189 0.03436 233 194 27 12
4283 Lost his GPS" 1.2189 0.02960 265 215 42 8
4284 Don't strip down. You are no match for him or the weather. 1.2189 0.02960 265 215 42 8
4285 This is turning out to be the most abominable vacation ever! 1.2189 0.03102 265 218 36 11
4286 He says he's Harvey's twin brother. 1.2189 0.02955 297 245 39 13
4287 I've heard that finding a Sasquatch is an up-hill battle. 1.2188 0.02894 288 235 43 10
4288 Maybe we could ask him for directions? 1.2188 0.03076 256 209 38 9
4289 You told me Mr. Right didn't exist, but you were wrong. 1.2188 0.02976 288 237 39 12
4290 I have NO idea where he packed it, but he said we could use his selfie stick at the summit when he's done using it. 1.2188 0.02935 288 236 41 11
4291 He used to love it when I teased him 1.2188 0.02894 288 235 43 10
4292 He wanted to know the 7 day forecast. 1.2186 0.02997 279 229 39 11
4293 I've never tried speed-dating before. 1.2186 0.02774 279 224 49 6
4294 Fancy meeting you here. 1.2186 0.03040 279 230 37 12
4295 But he won Bigly . . . 1.2186 0.03040 279 230 37 12
4296 What an awkward conversation. No one can know about this. 1.2186 0.03041 247 200 40 7
4297 It started to walk away after I said it's feet looked small to me. 1.2186 0.03147 247 202 36 9
4298 She said until her family gets royalties on those coolers she won't allow photos. 1.2185 0.02806 302 246 46 10
4299 Why did you leave the camera at base camp? 1.2185 0.02971 270 220 41 9
4300 I"m bored. 1.2184 0.03036 261 213 39 9
4301 Product placement is beyond ridiculous these days. 1.2184 0.03178 261 216 33 12
4302 He said proceed at your own risk if you don't have big feet. 1.2184 0.02987 261 212 41 8
4303 Personally, I think this menage a trois is a bit over the top. 1.2183 0.03002 252 204 41 7
4304 Look, i just met the guy! We're getting together for drinks later! 1.2183 0.02949 252 203 43 6
4305 Those new Patagonia suits don't look so breathable, do they? 1.2183 0.03105 252 206 37 9
4306 Do people here have any sense of fashion? 1.2182 0.02776 307 250 47 10
4307 It doesn't take much to see that the problems of two little people and one gigantopithecus don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. Some day you'll understand that. 1.2182 0.03068 275 227 36 12
4308 The Amazing Race: Mythical Creature Edition "While the humans argue about the existence of God, Mr. Yeti powers toward the finish line." 1.2181 0.03232 243 200 33 10
4309 You know I love you Bill, but it just feels like we are going in different directions 1.2180 0.02950 266 216 42 8
4310 That was the hotel, the room's not ready yeti 1.2180 0.03045 266 218 38 10
4311 We couldn't find common ground. 1.2180 0.03045 266 218 38 10
4312 He's testing our new line of Winter Wear. 1.2180 0.02800 289 234 47 8
4313 These official Birdbox blackout glasses are amazing! 1.2180 0.02967 289 238 39 12
4314 I agree, real fur will keep you much warmer than synthetics. 1.2179 0.03257 257 214 30 13
4315 I asked him if his outerwear comes in extra small. 1.2179 0.03257 257 214 30 13
4316 I know a walking stick when I see one...and that was not a walking stick. 1.2179 0.03162 257 212 34 11
4317 The nudist lodge on the summit has lowered its standards. 1.2177 0.03007 271 222 39 10
4318 I thought you turned the oven off. 1.2177 0.03096 271 224 35 12
4319 Unbelievable! I can access trail maps on these smart glasses! 1.2177 0.03140 271 225 33 13
4320 For a moment, I thought I saw you climbing the mountain without your backpack! 1.2176 0.02977 262 213 41 8
4321 Nahhh... It's not worth it. He voted Trump. 1.2176 0.03074 262 215 37 10
4322 He said if we loose sight of him to follow his tracks. 1.2174 0.02925 276 225 42 9
4323 He's our sherpa. 1.2174 0.02937 299 247 39 13
4324 Actually, he seems pretty nice. 1.2174 0.02884 253 203 45 5
4325 He said: “You could reach the top this way, Yeti think not.” 1.2174 0.03338 253 212 27 14
4326 It's Gucci's chic new winter line 1.2172 0.02998 290 240 37 13
4327 He is actually quite delightful! 1.2172 0.03258 267 224 28 15
4328 Honey, he must be going to the "Mountaintop Swingers Party" that we read about in the brochure at the lodge! You in? 1.2172 0.03114 244 199 37 8
4329 He’s done this a few times 1.2171 0.02750 304 247 48 9
4330 What did I say, this time? 1.2171 0.02802 281 227 47 7
4331 He said his name is Dale. 1.2171 0.02978 281 231 39 11
4332 Not many people on this trail. Eh? 1.2171 0.03004 258 210 40 8
4333 No, as a matter of fact, it was pretty abominable! 1.2169 0.02802 295 240 46 9
4334 Trust me, turn around. It's an abomination up there. 1.2169 0.02962 295 244 38 13
4335 He said hiking has been good for his heath. 1.2169 0.02843 295 241 44 10
4336 I’m goin to sleep my way to the top 1.2169 0.02951 272 222 41 9
4337 You should apologize, your comment about his feet hurt his feelings. 1.2169 0.02997 272 223 39 10
4338 Ill bet he didn't consult any hiking catalogs on what to wear! 1.2169 0.02997 272 223 39 10
4339 It's not you, it's me. 1.2168 0.03024 286 237 36 13
4340 Based on Newton’s Third Law ..... I’m waiting here! 1.2167 0.02867 263 212 45 6
4341 Yeti / Yet he. Kinda like that whole your / you're thing. 1.2167 0.03202 263 219 31 13
4342 Come back later, Big Foot is going up for a nap now. 1.2167 0.02967 263 214 41 8
4343 He said he wants to go by Big Calves next year 1.2167 0.03015 263 215 39 9
4344 He says we don't need crampons. 1.2167 0.02928 300 248 39 13
4345 He's leaving because he says unless I can assure him of all book and movie rights in writing, we'll never see him again. 1.2166 0.03048 277 229 36 12
4346 Come on, it'll put hair on your chest. 1.2166 0.03090 277 230 34 13
4347 We matched but had an abominable time 1.2166 0.03004 277 228 38 11
4348 Blind Woman: What did you just call me!?- 1.2166 0.02960 277 227 40 10
4349 Dang did you see that guys feet? 1.2165 0.03183 254 210 33 11
4350 See a guy around here? Big feet, lots of hair? 1.2164 0.03024 268 220 38 10
4351 It appears they haven’t heard of manscaping in these parts. 1.2164 0.02978 268 219 40 9
4352 I still think i'ts fake! 1.2164 0.02978 268 219 40 9
4353 Good news. Jesus loves me. 1.2164 0.03247 268 225 28 15
4354 This new guide said he will take us to the top for a banana 1.2164 0.02781 305 249 46 10
4355 We have to keep looking. He changed his mind about letting the president stay here after Trump blocked him on Twitter. 1.2163 0.03052 282 234 35 13
4356 He claims he invented a cooler 1.2163 0.03133 282 236 31 15
4357 I told you before Todd, it's a terrible joke. 1.2163 0.02793 282 228 47 7
4358 Go confront him! He told me I had a great butt and then gave a nasty grunt. 1.2162 0.03092 259 213 36 10
4359 I'm not sure. He couldn't speak any English. 1.2162 0.03234 259 216 30 13
4360 I know that he doesn't exist, yet I saw him. 1.2162 0.03187 259 215 32 12
4361 He got the most five-star ratings as a guide from the Hotel Yak & Yeti. 1.2162 0.02753 296 240 48 8
4362 You know what they say about Big Foot 1.2162 0.03043 259 212 38 9
4363 Honestly Josh, I've told you a thousand times, it's 'Plus-sized Foot 1.2161 0.02848 273 221 45 7
4364 I already have over 200 likes on Facebook. 1.2160 0.02806 287 233 46 8
4365 He was offended that Siri said he was Abominable. 1.2160 0.03061 250 204 38 8
4366 I want a divorce, Karen 1.2160 0.03264 250 208 30 12
4367 Are we there Yeti? Caption by my wife, Maegan Hinton -Scott McDavid 1.2158 0.03038 278 230 36 12
4368 He says up there it’s the off-season. Next month the Bigfoot viewings will be at its peak. 1.2158 0.02951 278 228 40 10
4369 The Bigfoot in the room 1.2158 0.03038 278 230 36 12
4370 Sorry, no manage’ a trois 1.2158 0.03095 292 245 31 16
4371 If he really wanted to eat us, he would’ve done it already. 1.2157 0.02811 306 251 44 11
4372 Did you really have to make him mad?? Now how do we get out of here! 1.2157 0.02810 255 204 47 4
4373 Dr. Livingston, I presume. 1.2157 0.03122 255 210 35 10
4374 He has a relative that lives somewhere in the Pacific Northwest. 1.2156 0.03060 269 222 36 11
4375 Let’s go back; I don’t want to be seen with him. 1.2155 0.02873 283 231 43 9
4376 Jeez, another Abominable Congressman. 1.2155 0.03042 283 235 35 13
4377 Hmmm...There's something amiss about this mountain guide. 1.2155 0.02826 297 243 44 10
4378 This wasn't covered in the safety demonstration so things might get hairy.. 1.2154 0.03144 246 202 35 9
4379 He said he moved here for a low monthly rent, but the parking is just horrible. 1.2154 0.02983 260 212 40 8
4380 He prefers loathsome. 1.2153 0.02977 274 225 39 10
4381 Hey George is that the Loch Ness guy? 1.2153 0.03152 274 229 31 14
4382 Just follow his footsteps- they are supposed to be quite big 1.2153 0.02886 274 223 43 8
4383 I forgot my moisturizer. 1.2153 0.03066 274 227 35 12
4384 Knock it off with the yellow snow jokes! 1.2153 0.02924 288 237 40 11
4385 You wouldn't like it up there. It's abominable. 1.2153 0.02965 288 238 38 12
4386 I just Love a guy with a hairy back! 1.2152 0.02873 302 249 41 12
4387 He does not want anymore visitors. 1.2152 0.03165 237 194 35 8
4388 You're being evasive. 1.2151 0.03050 251 205 38 8
4389 Quick, get out your Camcorder from 1996" 1.2151 0.03203 251 208 32 11
4390 I asked if he'd like to join us, yet he just walked away. 1.2151 0.03135 265 220 33 12
4391 That guy said, “Haven’t you ever seen a Sasquatch before?” 1.2151 0.02848 265 214 45 6
4392 The altitude really got to him. 1.2151 0.02898 265 215 43 7
4393 Shhhhh, he doesn’t like the term yeti 1.2151 0.02848 265 214 45 6
4394 You said, 'not yet," so I say, 'it's Yeti.'" 1.2151 0.03070 279 232 34 13
4395 One, Mississippi . . . 1.2148 0.03111 256 211 35 10
4396 John, when did you start seeing things? 1.2148 0.02960 256 208 41 7
4397 He says his name is Bernhard! 1.2148 0.03094 270 224 34 12
4398 The nerve of him calling us 'tenderfoots'. 1.2148 0.02958 270 221 40 9
4399 He'll do fine in the cold. He has polar fleas. 1.2146 0.03367 233 194 28 11
4400 My friend said there was a monster here, Yeti wasn't clear about it. 1.2146 0.02800 247 197 47 3
4401 He says we have big feet. 1.2146 0.03236 247 205 31 11
4402 They say that global warming has reduced Al Gore's natural habitat to a handful of Himalayan mountains 1.2146 0.03211 261 218 30 13
4403 They didn't tell us our guide was not into wearing pants. I'll take off a star or two on yelp, I guess. 1.2146 0.02973 261 213 40 8
4404 Can you believe that guy climbs without water? 1.2146 0.02821 261 210 46 5
4405 He says to ignore our Sound of Music obsession. 1.2145 0.02967 275 226 39 10
4406 Now look what you have done. He’s disinvited us to his chalet. 1.2145 0.02967 275 226 39 10
4407 He says your walking stick is "abominable." 1.2143 0.03124 266 221 33 12
4408 Honey, I wasn't saying you had big feet... 1.2143 0.03101 280 234 32 14
4409 Here come the hipsters. 1.2143 0.03142 280 235 30 15
4410 He said he's a border wall tester. 1.2143 0.03018 280 232 36 12
4411 I'm glad I didn't wear my fur suit too... that would have been embarrassing. Wait up Angela! 1.2143 0.02888 280 229 42 9
4412 He can actually be very funny. 1.2140 0.02644 299 241 52 6
4413 He wants food, shelter and his own YouTube channel. 1.2140 0.02728 299 243 48 8
4414 Maybe we should try barefoot, too. 1.2140 0.02901 271 221 42 8
4415 Global warming. 1.2140 0.03084 271 225 34 12
4416 This mountain guide is amazing. And he doesn't take promotional gifts from hiking gear companies! 1.2140 0.02805 271 219 46 6
4417 He’s not only the owner, he is a member too. 1.2140 0.02994 271 223 38 10
4418 Don't they make underwear his size? 1.2140 0.03128 271 226 32 13
4419 (Yeti speaking into bluetooth earpiece) “Omg, Joan- you will never guess what just happened..” 1.2140 0.02949 257 209 41 7
4420 He's a Tunta, not a Yeti. Their family hasn't been speaking to the Yetis for several years now. He asks if we could bring more frozen peas the next time we visit. 1.2140 0.02949 257 209 41 7
4421 He cannot resist an uphill challenge 1.2140 0.03164 243 200 34 9
4422 He says that if we can beat him to the top, he's willing to put on a pair of pants. 1.2138 0.03002 276 228 37 11
4423 Next time, we go with prescription sunglasses. 1.2138 0.02913 276 226 41 9
4424 You need to start taking bigger steps. 1.2138 0.02913 276 226 41 9
4425 No, this doesn’t warrant you using a selfie stick. 1.2137 0.02963 262 214 40 8
4426 He said, "Been there, done that!" 1.2137 0.03060 262 216 36 10
4427 He wants us to respect his privacy 1.2137 0.02913 262 213 42 7
4428 I told him the climb was abominable, but he didn't seem to mind. 1.2137 0.03224 248 206 31 11
4429 He’s going to make waffles. 1.2137 0.03173 248 205 33 10
4430 It’s over, I found someone new and you’ll never see me again 1.2137 0.03224 248 206 31 11
4431 He said, "I'll see you at the top." 1.2137 0.03068 234 190 38 6
4432 Yes Peter, he must’ve used Mapquest. 1.2136 0.02749 309 253 46 10
4433 Are you SURE you locked the front door? 1.2135 0.02878 281 230 42 9
4434 No, I asked- it's not Stevie Nicks 1.2135 0.02878 281 230 42 9
4435 Honest, Tom, he reassured me that he and I still have an open marriage. 1.2135 0.02878 267 217 43 7
4436 My god he was good! 1.2135 0.03113 267 222 33 12
4437 I told him you're a big fan he doesn't care. 1.2135 0.03113 267 222 33 12
4438 No! I'm not going to ask him what shampoo he uses. 1.2134 0.02923 253 205 42 6
4439 None of your “cold-blooded killer” speech now...let’s just see where he takes us. 1.2134 0.03084 239 195 37 7
4440 He kept yelling: "I was in the pool!" 1.2134 0.03357 239 200 27 12
4441 Actually, his feet are not really that big. 1.2133 0.03053 286 239 33 14
4442 You’re giving up?! Oh, you’re just mad about Hairy! 1.2132 0.02984 272 224 38 10
4443 I think he said to call him Kevin, do you think he is in hiding? 1.2132 0.02887 258 209 43 6
4444 I told you harry was a “beast” on the mountains. 1.2132 0.02887 258 209 43 6
4445 It can't be Sasquatch if there are no footprints, right? 1.2132 0.02990 258 211 39 8
4446 I told you not to bring your sister. 1.2132 0.03138 258 214 33 11
4447 So what will you do with the newfound knowledge on how not to leave footprints in the snow? 1.2132 0.03138 258 214 33 11
4448 He says he has a mate. They're blue because of the cold. 1.2130 0.03162 277 233 29 15
4449 Bigfoot my ass! 1.2130 0.02948 277 228 39 10
4450 Apparently those Messin' with Sasquatch commercials are a trigger for him. 1.2130 0.02765 277 224 47 6
4451 He walks to the beat of a different drummer 1.2129 0.03097 263 218 34 11
4452 He simply asked that we not pick the snow lillies. 1.2129 0.03001 263 216 38 9
4453 Billy! I thought we were going to see the Abominable Snowman, not Bigfoot. 1.2129 0.03189 263 220 30 13
4454 Remember what Littlefinger said: Only the ladder is real. The climb is all there is. 1.2129 0.02903 263 214 42 7
4455 I swiped right for manscaping 1.2129 0.03004 249 203 39 7
4456 I thought this hike was going to be hairy but not for that reason! 1.2128 0.02956 282 233 38 11
4457 You think he'll take a selfie with us? 1.2127 0.02964 268 220 39 9
4458 He's my mentor. I've decided to become the first female yeti. 1.2127 0.03147 268 224 31 13
4459 Well, you heard him Mark, all must follow the strict dress code of the mountain. 1.2126 0.03069 254 209 36 9
4460 John, our Uber guide is right, you do have tiny feet--ha ha. 1.2125 0.02793 287 234 45 8
4461 I told you...perfect teeth! 1.2125 0.02749 287 233 47 7
4462 that solves that. Yeti happens. 1.2125 0.03184 240 198 33 9
4463 I'm going with him. Get off our mountain! 1.2125 0.02787 273 221 46 6
4464 You'll get there faster if you stay in his draft. 1.2125 0.02882 273 223 42 8
4465 You also look abominable with those silly Foster Grants." 1.2125 0.02974 273 225 38 10
4466 I told you we’re on a de-evolution path. 1.2124 0.02929 259 211 41 7
4467 He could at least get his back waxed! 1.2124 0.03127 259 215 33 11
4468 We walk, we talk! Am I missing something? 1.2124 0.02979 259 212 39 8
4469 His next press conference will be in the summer. 1.2122 0.02938 278 229 39 10
4470 Well, if there was a' Big Foot' around here, I would know it! 1.2122 0.02938 278 229 39 10
4471 I thought that was Donald, but I guess not 1.2120 0.03348 250 211 25 14
4472 The Sasquatch returns to his lair, body shamed once again 1.2120 0.03046 250 205 37 8
4473 He says most don’t make it back down alive, but something tells me it’s not from the treacherous weather conditions. 1.2120 0.02884 250 202 43 5
4474 Hmm.. I don't know about "Big Foot", he looks like a size 9 to me. 1.2120 0.03201 250 208 31 11
4475 Do not worry! I told you I do not like harry men! 1.2119 0.02907 269 220 41 8
4476 I'm leaving you, Chad. I've found a man who can better help me achieve my goal. 1.2119 0.03001 269 222 37 10
4477 Guess he’s piqued. 1.2118 0.02870 288 237 41 10
4478 Bigfoot says he has had enough of Donald Trump wreaking havoc and chaos in the world. He is going to find some place safer." 1.2118 0.03108 255 211 34 10
4479 He didn't say much, he seemed rather frosty. 1.2118 0.02955 255 208 40 7
4480 Did you see that? He spit on me! Go punch him! 1.2117 0.02826 274 223 44 7
4481 I wonder where he got his coat. 1.2117 0.02964 274 226 38 10
4482 The view up here is absolutely unbelievable! 1.2117 0.02826 274 223 44 7
4483 They are giving out Paleo snack samples at the top. Hurry before they are gone. 1.2115 0.03116 260 216 33 11
4484 Climb no farther, the weather & people are abominable! 1.2115 0.02867 260 211 43 6
4485 Maybe he's just a vegan. 1.2115 0.02884 279 229 41 9
4486 He didn't believe me. 1.2115 0.03015 279 232 35 12
4487 He insists he's a viable candidate, but he starts with an uphill climb. 1.2114 0.02806 298 245 43 10
4488 Ever feel like you're being Sasquatched? 1.2114 0.03129 246 203 34 9
4489 He says, "Down in the valleys, THAT'S where it's abominable." 1.2114 0.03076 246 202 36 8
4490 What was I to say? He was mumbling “Age before beauty”? 1.2114 0.03129 246 203 34 9
4491 He screamed “TOURISTS KEEP RIGHT!” 1.2113 0.03167 265 222 30 13
4492 He's invited me to go with him. I'll see ya. 1.2113 0.03075 265 220 34 11
4493 He wants to be the first to make an ascent in a onesie." 1.2113 0.02933 265 217 40 8
4494 How Abominable! Yet, I cannot fathom why we keep bumping into each other like this. 1.2113 0.02833 265 215 44 6
4495 You didn’t have to tease him about following a path to spiritual enlightenment. 1.2113 0.02717 284 230 48 6
4496 You'll notice your body will adapt to the thinner air that's about to start. 1.2113 0.02762 284 231 46 7
4497 Don't mind him. The locals really hate tourists. 1.2112 0.03035 251 206 37 8
4498 Go ask him for a selfie! #Hesreal 1.2111 0.03170 270 227 29 14
4499 He said, "Just keep going down the hill until we see the ski lodge." 1.2111 0.02801 270 219 45 6
4500 Now you’re just being abominable! 1.2111 0.03036 270 224 35 11
4501 Who are you calling a 'yenta'? 1.2111 0.02849 270 220 43 7
4502 No, there is a definite scent of musk, but I didn't see any footprints. 1.2111 0.02688 289 234 49 6
4503 Nothing worth posting up that way. 1.2109 0.03047 256 211 36 9
4504 He said that it's just abominable up there. 1.2109 0.02999 275 228 36 11
4505 Hurry Up!! That fat guy passed us 3 times already on the way up. 1.2109 0.02816 275 224 44 7
4506 I can't believe we've been where no man has been before. 1.2109 0.02745 294 240 46 8
4507 He forgot his crampons. 1.2109 0.02829 294 242 42 10
4508 I don't think he would forget our anniversary, Larry! 1.2107 0.02959 261 214 39 8
4509 He said we are heading toward the wrong peak. 1.2107 0.02909 261 213 41 7
4510 He says he's it's true: he's a size 34 and insists on getting a pair he can show us. 1.2107 0.02959 261 214 39 8
4511 He made the earth move. 1.2107 0.02919 280 231 39 10
4512 Did someone just walk by us? No clue, I can't see anything doing this Birdbox challenge. 1.2105 0.03272 247 207 28 12
4513 Nice to meet you Jack. I’m Jill. Wanna fetch a pale old Yeti? 1.2105 0.02923 266 218 40 8
4514 Apparently these new lenses filter out UV and glare but not cryptids. 1.2105 0.02842 285 234 42 9
4515 He's a nice enough guy but needs to brush his teeth more often. 1.2105 0.02955 247 201 40 6
4516 Real subtle; Asking for directions to the nearest dentist 1.2105 0.03010 247 202 38 7
4517 I think we should wait and get him on the way down. 1.2105 0.03117 247 204 34 9
4518 And then he said to expose in the cold was natural! 1.2105 0.03221 247 206 30 11
4519 This is why you should always carry a razor while hiking. 1.2105 0.02969 285 237 36 12
4520 Did you have to go with the least expence guide? 1.2103 0.02934 290 241 37 12
4521 Damn, that reminds me, did you drain the cooler? 1.2103 0.03024 252 207 37 8
4522 Have we met before? 1.2103 0.02972 252 206 39 7
4523 Not only is not Charlie, but we're on the wrong damn mountain 1.2101 0.02854 276 226 42 8
4524 You won't believe this, but that dude said he's headed to the summit to spot UFOs. 1.2101 0.02986 257 211 38 8
4525 He said "follow me. Mi Casa es Su Casa". 1.2100 0.02624 300 243 51 6
4526 I couldn’t imagine it either, yet he really loves me 1.2100 0.03038 281 235 33 13
4527 Honey, I’m still uncomfortable when you bring up your Ex. 1.2099 0.03141 262 219 31 12
4528 I do not find him abominable! 1.2099 0.03094 243 200 35 8
4529 What a jerk! Too busy to say hi?!!! 1.2099 0.03039 243 199 37 7
4530 He said he's with you. 1.2098 0.02833 286 235 42 9
4531 He said go back down a half a mile and turn left, mountain beasts are so helpful. 1.2097 0.02961 267 220 38 9
4532 He says he lives over the hill. After that it's all downhill. 1.2097 0.03233 267 226 26 15
4533 He wants syndication options too. 1.2097 0.03053 248 204 36 8
4534 You'll have to wait until Big Foot is finished talking to the Swami 1.2096 0.03005 291 244 33 14
4535 You’re LATE, man. Not EARLY! 1.2096 0.02843 291 240 41 10
4536 I told you we had way too much stuff 1.2095 0.02798 253 204 45 4
4537 He impregnated me while you were dawdling. I have to go with him now. 1.2095 0.03263 253 213 27 13
4538 He says their closed for the winter. 1.2095 0.03065 253 209 35 9
4539 Bro, when you reach the summit, you're only half way there. 1.2094 0.02751 277 225 46 6
4540 It's Ladies' Night at basecamp. 1.2094 0.02935 277 229 38 10
4541 If that's Sasquatch, there must be leafy greens up there. 1.2093 0.02574 301 243 53 5
4542 It didn't work out between us. I'm into Brazilian style. 1.2091 0.03036 263 218 35 10
4543 You were really abominable! He says he knows the way. 1.2091 0.02992 287 240 34 13
4544 I told him to f**k off. 1.2090 0.03345 244 206 25 13
4545 Do you know what the WiFi password is? 1.2090 0.03137 244 202 33 9
4546 I hear he doesn't give autographs. 1.2090 0.03083 244 201 35 8
4547 He forgot his hat 1.2090 0.03089 268 224 32 12
4548 There is a very strict dress code. 1.2090 0.02805 268 218 44 6
4549 He's on You Tube now so he is real. 1.2090 0.02854 268 219 42 7
4550 He said to follow him to the land of expensive coolers and mugs 1.2090 0.02903 268 220 40 8
4551 You don't hear a word I'm saying, yet i keep talking... am I the crazy one here? 1.2090 0.02998 268 222 36 10
4552 He said thanks but he really wanted a pizza. 1.2090 0.02951 268 221 38 9
4553 Watch what you say. He turned downright antisocial when I mentioned how big his feet are. 1.2088 0.02724 273 221 47 5
4554 How many times did I remind you to pack the beef jerky? 1.2088 0.02915 273 225 39 9
4555 I want his outfit 1.2088 0.02868 273 224 41 8
4556 I told you we should have gone to your mother's, Rupert. 1.2088 0.02883 297 247 38 12
4557 Where's Dad? 1.2087 0.03154 254 212 31 11
4558 No, I saw him first! 1.2085 0.02809 259 210 44 5
4559 You guys want anything from the fridge? 1.2085 0.03064 259 215 34 10
4560 If you don't want to follow him, I will. I like his style. 1.2083 0.03025 264 219 35 10
4561 …and yet I love the Yeti! When you go low we'll go high! 1.2083 0.02828 264 215 43 6
4562 He's Just One of the Locals 1.2083 0.02828 264 215 43 6
4563 From up here, we can see everything! 1.2083 0.02977 264 218 37 9
4564 Now I call his lawyer and get $130,000. 1.2082 0.02941 269 222 38 9
4565 Not at all Abominable 1.2082 0.02987 269 223 36 10
4566 He said he forgot to take a selfie. 1.2082 0.02941 269 222 38 9
4567 Don't worry he says he wants to serve man. 1.2082 0.02987 269 223 36 10
4568 I had just passed a couple who'd been caught off guard mid-argument by a windchill in 1998 when I realized: I don't hate people. I just feel better when they aren't around. 1.2082 0.03079 269 225 32 12
4569 They're unfriendly during interval training. 1.2082 0.03125 245 203 33 9
4570 Unfortunately they weren't interested in hearing about the Church of Yeti 1.2080 0.03040 274 229 33 12
4571 He had me at 'Abominable.' 1.2080 0.03031 250 206 36 8
4572 Sorry, but his nest egg is bigger than yours, literally. 1.2079 0.03170 279 237 26 16
4573 I figured he'd be wearing fleece. 1.2079 0.02826 279 229 42 8
4574 I told you we should have gone to Boca Raton for this vacation! 1.2079 0.02916 279 231 38 10
4575 I said HI, and didn’t look ! 1.2079 0.02826 279 229 42 8
4576 You’re too slow. I’m going to the summit with him. 1.2079 0.02871 279 230 40 9
4577 Damn, what a time to have forgotten our cell phones. 1.2078 0.03043 255 211 35 9
4578 This climb is abominable 1.2075 0.03015 265 220 35 10
4579 He says he hasn't seen your missing cufflink. 1.2075 0.02775 294 242 43 9
4580 What’s the password? 1.2075 0.03101 241 199 34 8
4581 You're walking a slippery slope breaking up with me to go with him. 1.2074 0.02931 270 223 38 9
4582 You suggested I set the search distance on that casual dating app so low. Now, do you want to try a three-way or not? 1.2074 0.03243 270 230 24 16
4583 He was undeterred when I warned him that the weather at the top is abominable. 1.2074 0.02977 270 224 36 10
4584 Let's follow...he must know the best nearby diner 1.2073 0.02896 275 227 39 9
4585 I knew Stanley would forget something 1.2073 0.02896 275 227 39 9
4586 Well, he warned us about wearing proper gear... 1.2073 0.02803 275 225 43 7
4587 Yeh, I asked. He said it is warm, mumbled something about Amazon, and kept going. 1.2073 0.02941 275 228 37 10
4588 I never expected to see a Brazilian wax up here. 1.2072 0.02912 251 205 40 6
4589 He's Abominable!" 1.2071 0.02817 280 230 42 8
4590 His climbing techniques are abominable. 1.2070 0.02981 256 211 37 8
4591 I'm done with you, Dan. 1.2070 0.03180 256 215 29 12
4592 I said, it wasn't me! 1.2069 0.02944 261 215 38 8
4593 He came down to look for a reasonable barber shop. 1.2068 0.02758 266 216 45 5
4594 Being abominable just ain't what it used to be. 1.2068 0.02957 266 220 37 9
4595 He says he doesn't believe in getting acclimatized. 1.2066 0.02826 271 222 42 7
4596 We're lost and all you do is scream and grunt? 1.2066 0.03013 271 226 34 11
4597 He said there's a nice mountain lodge about a quarter mile up this trail. 1.2066 0.02826 271 222 42 7
4598 He thinks he's Sisyphus. 1.2066 0.02826 271 222 42 7
4599 He has abominable manners. 1.2065 0.02932 276 229 37 10
4600 Age before beauty, Jack. 1.2065 0.02886 276 228 39 9
4601 He says we should itemize this year... Now let's go back home. 1.2064 0.02808 281 231 42 8
4602 I told him I didn't believe in the abominable snow man" 1.2063 0.03061 252 209 34 9
4603 He just wanted to google map the nearest pass. 1.2063 0.03009 252 208 36 8
4604 Foot" envy, Clark 1.2063 0.03061 252 209 34 9
4605 Wow, best sex I've ever had! 1.2063 0.03357 252 215 22 15
4606 They’ll never believe us! 1.2062 0.02919 257 211 39 7
4607 I get "embracing your wild side" but that guy is taking it to a new extreme 1.2062 0.02971 257 212 37 8
4608 He's Doing It, So Why Can't You? 1.2062 0.02872 291 242 38 11
4609 I didn't see anything, did you? 1.2061 0.02884 262 215 40 7
4610 He said the yetis are on winter break. 1.2061 0.02884 262 215 40 7
4611 I don't know why they call him 'Bigfoot.' He can't be bigger than a size 12. 1.2061 0.02727 262 212 46 4
4612 do you think this counts as cultural appropriation? 1.2061 0.02880 296 247 37 12
4613 I called him "Mythter" and I think it upset him. 1.2060 0.02947 267 221 37 9
4614 Well, if he had ASKED, I would have told him" 1.2060 0.02899 267 220 39 8
4615 For the last time, stop calling your mother-in-law names. 1.2060 0.03041 267 223 33 11
4616 Another dud. Way too much camera awareness and he wouldn’t sign a non-compete. Let’s just go with The Rock in a suit. 1.2060 0.02899 267 220 39 8
4617 Does that mountain inthe background remind you of toblerone too? 1.2059 0.03004 238 195 37 6
4618 I can't figure out if he was more abominable than you are... 1.2059 0.03048 272 228 32 12
4619 I don't know why you can't ever ask for directions? We missed the turn off for Club Med 3 miles back. 1.2059 0.03136 272 230 28 14
4620 You didn’t make reservations! 1.2058 0.02922 277 230 37 10
4621 He is in! The multi-platform launch of the “Yeti Diet” is next month. He can hit the talk show circuit in the summer but no late night and no press during hibernation. 1.2058 0.02966 277 231 35 11
4622 I've got the name for our brand. 1.2058 0.02737 277 226 45 6
4623 He said he will be ok. 1.2058 0.03292 243 205 26 12
4624 Where’s his long black overcoat and long red tie? 1.2057 0.03098 282 239 28 15
4625 My only New Year’s resolution is to be more present. 1.2056 0.03295 248 210 25 13
4626 Don't even think of keeping up. He just saw "Free Solo". 1.2055 0.03201 253 213 28 12
4627 He said the nearest shelter is abominable. 1.2055 0.02780 292 241 42 9
4628 You mean I bought all this outdoorsy crap for nothing? 1.2054 0.02960 258 213 37 8
4629 Why did you bring us on another fruitless Sasquatch search?????? 1.2054 0.02803 258 210 43 5
4630 He's got some pair. Uh, I mean he only wants me to follow." 1.2053 0.02973 263 218 36 9
4631 He said the rest of the trail is abominable 1.2053 0.03022 263 219 34 10
4632 As if it weren't bad enough we doubted his existence, wait till he realizes he left his rock at the bottom. 1.2053 0.02823 263 215 42 6
4633 I'm sorry John, he just gets me. I guess deep down I always knew I was a Sasquatch. 1.2052 0.02740 268 218 45 5
4634 Paleo diet clinic next valley over." Marja Mills, Chicag 1.2052 0.02937 268 222 37 9
4635 The Yeti museum is closed 1.2052 0.02984 268 223 35 10
4636 Yes, but I get the dog. 1.2052 0.03030 268 224 33 11
4637 He said, "It's REALLY cold up there!" 1.2052 0.02840 268 220 41 7
4638 You won't believe what I'm looking at. 1.2051 0.02759 273 223 44 6
4639 He said, “Sorry, invitation only.” 1.2051 0.02709 273 222 46 5
4640 He says for some fine dining...follow him 1.2050 0.02957 278 232 35 11
4641 He says the Khumbu Icefall is too dangerous today. 1.2050 0.02912 278 231 37 10
4642 My old boyfriend took me to Cabo. 1.2048 0.02771 293 242 42 9
4643 So do you come here often? 1.2047 0.03090 254 212 32 10
4644 He said there's no trespassing! 1.2046 0.03000 259 215 35 9
4645 Yada, Yada, Yeti. 1.2046 0.03099 259 217 31 11
4646 Me too. 1.2045 0.03105 264 222 30 12
4647 This Sherpa comes highly reeomended 1.2045 0.02723 308 255 43 10
4648 We're invited to a wall-painting party at 7...with the usual wooly mammoth BBQ. Wanna go? 1.2045 0.02974 269 224 35 10
4649 He said he is not abominable. 1.2044 0.02845 274 226 40 8
4650 He’s not fooling anyone in that getup. 1.2044 0.02938 274 228 36 10
4651 You just HAD to go and tell him he's ugly, didn't you? 1.2042 0.02954 284 238 34 12
4652 I guess this is what he meant by “turn left at Yeti Crossing.” 1.2042 0.02862 240 195 41 4
4653 Just cause he looks like my father doesn't mean I want to be with him. 1.2041 0.03055 245 203 34 8
4654 Jeez — His behavior is absolutely abominable. 1.2040 0.03068 250 208 33 9
4655 That yeti said he's moving to higher ground because of global warming. I told him to email the White House. Maybe trump will believe HIM. 1.2039 0.03178 255 215 28 12
4656 What? 1.2039 0.03028 255 212 34 9
4657 The Bigfoot erotica made me think he'd be interested. 1.2038 0.02990 260 216 35 9
4658 Well, aren't you the one with abominable manners? 1.2038 0.03001 265 221 34 10
4659 See what you've done. You are abominable. 1.2038 0.03001 265 221 34 10
4660 Trevor, that reminds me, we have to make it back to the city by six. I’ve got my manscaping appointment 1.2038 0.02752 265 216 44 5
4661 No, Larry, of course I'm not really here; you're hallucinating. Where's your oxygen tank? And who brought you up here? 1.2036 0.02836 275 227 40 8
4662 There is a lot of substantial foot traffic around here. 1.2034 0.02669 295 242 46 7
4663 He says it’s only 1/2 mile to the next rest stop. 1.2033 0.03028 241 199 35 7
4664 He’s my outdoorsy, mystery man!” 1.2032 0.02896 251 206 39 6
4665 He says we'll get to see the Yetis in about an hour. 1.2031 0.02861 256 210 40 6
4666 Looks like we found a new sherpa. 1.2031 0.02914 256 211 38 7
4667 Holy heck, did you see that?! That comparison about the size of a guy's foot must be true! 1.2031 0.02966 256 212 36 8
4668 He's just a big friend. 1.2031 0.03117 256 215 30 11
4669 Is yet another Yeti a cacophony? 1.2031 0.03124 261 220 29 12
4670 Very hair-suit don’t you think? 1.2031 0.02879 261 215 39 7
4671 He said something about needing to get to the pharmacy to pick up his Rogaine. 1.2030 0.02894 266 220 38 8
4672 He said he doesn't have a wi-fi code. 1.2030 0.02894 266 220 38 8
4673 He has an appointment with a podiatrist. 1.2030 0.02713 271 221 45 5
4674 He’s hurt because I told him to go for a hike. 1.2030 0.03000 271 227 33 11
4675 What form he has, right? 1.2030 0.02662 271 220 47 4
4676 This is just what you have to deal with to have beach front property in 2030. 1.2030 0.03045 271 228 31 12
4677 They told me that climbing Mt. Everest would be scary. I wasn’t expecting this! 1.2030 0.03000 271 227 33 11
4678 You still believe we should go to the pinnacle? 1.2030 0.02860 271 224 39 8
4679 Did you catch the label? 1.2030 0.02860 271 224 39 8
4680 So some people have a high abominable factor, so what? 1.2029 0.03051 276 233 30 13
4681 You're always talking over me! 1.2029 0.02963 276 231 34 11
4682 He says he's going to go order some outerwear on Amazon. 1.2029 0.02583 276 223 50 3
4683 He's embraced the barefoot hiking movement. 1.2028 0.02557 281 227 51 3
4684 I thought follow the leader was your idea 1.2028 0.02884 281 234 37 10
4685 I asked him, “Does da Crosstown Bus go by dis way ?” , and he said, “Do-dah, Do-dah!” 1.2027 0.03024 296 252 28 16
4686 ''Normal people scare him." 1.2024 0.02865 247 202 40 5
4687 The stock offering was over two months ago! He’s boycotting all selfies until he receives his Yeti shares. 1.2024 0.03086 247 206 32 9
4688 He said damit Julie, next time YOU climb every mountain. 1.2024 0.03097 252 211 31 10
4689 He IS a scientist and he KNOWS that humans are causing global climate change. 1.2024 0.03097 252 211 31 10
4690 He says if we follow him, he's got a whole photo studio in his man cave. 1.2024 0.03046 252 210 33 9
4691 That's Donald-The World's Greatest Snowman!!! 1.2023 0.02956 257 213 36 8
4692 He says, "Go back where you came from, there's no place for you here". 1.2023 0.02919 262 217 37 8
4693 I don’t k know how he does it. He never gets tired. He’s a beast. 1.2023 0.02869 262 216 39 7
4694 He asked if I dated abominable creatures that don't exist. 1.2023 0.02869 262 216 39 7
4695 Get lost--you're not my type. 1.2023 0.03160 262 222 27 13
4696 I don’t care what he says, it will take more than a fur coat to reach the summit. 1.2023 0.02919 262 217 37 8
4697 That angry howl we heard earlier was from the abominable snowman's even more abominable snowwife. 1.2022 0.02933 267 222 36 9
4698 Hey... was that John Goodman? 1.2022 0.02980 267 223 34 10
4699 Did you have to put your big foot in it and tell him he wasn't the one on the dollar coin? 1.2022 0.02884 267 221 38 8
4700 If you don't ask for directions... 1.2022 0.02897 272 226 37 9
4701 It's been an uphill battle for recognition. 1.2022 0.03035 272 229 31 12
4702 Sometimes I feel we are regressing as a race. 1.2022 0.02802 272 224 41 7
4703 Tom, I told you that hiring Bigfoot as our sherpa was a bad idea! 1.2022 0.02909 277 231 36 10
4704 You see what is ahead of us. Let’s turn back 1.2021 0.02785 282 233 41 8
4705 He's gone retro. 1.2021 0.02798 287 238 40 9
4706 It's planet-warming/ He has to go higher to be comfortable in the cooler temperatures. 1.2021 0.02767 292 242 41 9
4707 Wow, his cardio must be really good! 1.2017 0.02866 238 194 40 4
4708 If only his resolution was to get in shape and shave. 1.2016 0.02911 248 204 38 6
4709 He was just checking on us. Turns out he's a yeti yenta. 1.2016 0.03021 248 206 34 8
4710 He doesn't leave the seat up, He understands me and I know he did vote for Trump. 1.2016 0.03035 253 211 33 9
4711 They did promise it wouldn’t be a walk in the park. 1.2016 0.03095 258 217 30 11
4712 Why settle for ordinary when I can have someone bigger and better? 1.2016 0.02945 258 214 36 8
4713 I told you I should have worn my fur coat. 1.2015 0.03055 263 221 31 11
4714 It wasn't me this time - I swear. 1.2015 0.02923 268 223 36 9
4715 oh sure, now he walks upright. 1.2015 0.02793 273 225 41 7
4716 He said to follow him 'NO MATTER WHAT! 1.2015 0.02841 273 226 39 8
4717 One of the first Hair Club volunteers. 1.2015 0.02793 273 225 41 7
4718 I said bring the Yeti cooler! 1.2015 0.03024 273 230 31 12
4719 Free Solo 1.2014 0.02899 278 232 36 10
4720 I'm done with doing your laundry and ironing your shirts. Goodbye. 1.2008 0.03148 239 200 30 9
4721 Listen -- it's more than just the cold shoulder, okay? 1.2008 0.02937 244 201 37 6
4722 He says it's just five more leaps. 1.2008 0.03010 249 207 34 8
4723 He's heading for the men's room. The lady's room is at base camp. 1.2008 0.03168 249 210 28 11
4724 He pointed to my sunglasses and said something about climate change 1.2008 0.03010 249 207 34 8
4725 He asked me " Do You Know the Way to San Jose?' 1.2008 0.03116 249 209 30 10
4726 Harry just confirmed that your haircut is atrocious. 1.2007 0.02960 269 225 34 10
4727 He said it's only a half mile to the summit. 1.2007 0.02913 269 224 36 9
4728 Don't you just hate creatures who won't say 'good morning'! 1.2007 0.02715 269 220 44 5
4729 I'm not so sure I still want to go to his home for dinner. 1.2007 0.03058 274 232 29 13
4730 You're right, that wasn't Joni Mitchell. 1.2007 0.03102 274 233 27 14
4731 Are you snow blind too? 1.2007 0.02969 274 230 33 11
4732 Your friend certainly was stand-offish. 1.2007 0.02878 274 228 37 9
4733 He said he just needs to get away once in awhile.. 1.2007 0.02602 289 236 48 5
4734 You and your sarcasm. 1.2007 0.02594 299 245 48 6
4735 I told you we should go au naturel! 1.2000 0.02726 275 226 43 6
4736 Should we tell him how long a walk it is?" 1.2000 0.03052 250 209 32 9
4737 'Free Solo' motivated them to go above treeline this season. 1.2000 0.02844 240 196 40 4
4738 He asked politely if we'd leave, that he's relaxing on holiday and doesn't like to be scared while he's here. Let's follow him! 1.2000 0.02873 260 215 38 7
4739 He may be abomnable, but oh,what a kisser. 1.2000 0.02789 265 218 41 6
4740 I thought I told you NOT to invite the boys. 1.2000 0.02834 250 205 40 5
4741 He said the way forward was Abominable! 1.2000 0.02855 270 224 38 8
4742 He's not at all happy about our choice of sandwiches this time. 1.2000 0.03042 270 228 30 12
4743 Do I detect a bit of bits envy? 1.2000 0.02925 260 216 36 8
4744 He said if all goes well, the prototype will be available at REI in time for the holidays next year. 1.2000 0.02774 275 227 41 7
4745 Where'd you get that sherpa? Doesn't even lift a bag. 1.2000 0.02987 265 222 33 10
4746 They do Brazilians, everything. 1.2000 0.03056 285 243 27 15
4747 I told you my dad is very sensitive about that photograph! 1.2000 0.03105 250 210 30 10
4748 All my worries are behind me up here! 1.2000 0.02789 265 218 41 6
4749 If you lose your way just look down, the tracks are pretty easy to follow. 1.2000 0.02688 255 207 45 3
4750 He said he wanted to play hide and seek, but I said no because I figured we'd never be able to find him. 1.2000 0.02855 270 224 38 8
4751 We just broke up...he’s to old for me. 1.2000 0.02903 270 225 36 9
4752 I bet he's a denier? 1.2000 0.02914 275 230 35 10
4753 Can you see what I didn't just see? 1.2000 0.02655 270 220 46 4
4754 He says your GPS doesn't work here. 1.1993 0.02705 286 236 43 7
4755 Let’s go ask him to be our Sherpa. 1.1993 0.02871 281 235 36 10
4756 Stand aside, I'm Don Jr. and my daddy said I could kill that Yeti!" 1.1993 0.03081 276 235 27 14
4757 See...He is leaving us because of your abominable remark! 1.1993 0.02717 276 227 43 6
4758 Forest for the trees? There are no trees. 1.1993 0.03031 271 229 30 12
4759 He must be cold in his birthday suit! 1.1993 0.02748 271 223 42 6
4760 We're next, unless we leave now. 1.1992 0.02928 266 222 35 9
4761 Sorry for the surprise breakup honey but hairy hunk's bun is in my oven and we're late for a big foot gathering. 1.1992 0.03070 266 225 29 12
4762 Ugh neighbors... 1.1992 0.03110 261 221 28 12
4763 Yeti you beti! 1.1992 0.02965 261 218 34 9
4764 He said there are more scenic views just over the hill 1.1992 0.02898 256 212 37 7
4765 Apparently, his name is WARP...and he can write. 1.1992 0.02988 251 209 34 8
4766 There is nothing to see up there that you cannot see from down here. 1.1992 0.03027 246 205 33 8
4767 He says he's running away from this crazy world. 1.1992 0.03082 246 206 31 9
4768 I think he said something about "forgetting ketchup". 1.1986 0.02955 287 243 31 13
4769 How can you think following the instructor is better than following this guy??! 1.1986 0.02905 282 237 34 11
4770 I told him, 'OMG, the Abominable Snowman's a myth.' 1.1986 0.02850 277 231 37 9
4771 The only contacts he wants is by texting. 1.1985 0.02738 272 224 42 6
4772 This guide, you hired. Does she know where she is going? 1.1985 0.02638 272 222 46 4
4773 No wonder nobody can find this guy. 1.1985 0.02966 267 224 33 10
4774 The nudist movement is really gaining traction 1.1984 0.02940 257 214 35 8
4775 It's easy, just follow is footsteps. 1.1984 0.03091 257 217 29 11
4776 Hmmm. Maybe naked is easier. 1.1984 0.03042 257 216 31 10
4777 It's over between us Todd, go back down. His tantric technique is the stuff of my deepest fantasies, I can't even blink. 1.1984 0.02940 257 214 35 8
4778 And we worried about OUR outfits..." 1.1984 0.02814 252 207 40 5
4779 We've been climbing this abominable hill forever. Aren't we there yeti? 1.1984 0.02961 247 205 35 7
4780 I told him that we could still be friends but he wasn't buying it. 1.1983 0.03098 237 198 31 8
4781 Weird dude. 1.1980 0.02788 293 245 38 10
4782 he's overrated. 1.1979 0.02733 288 239 41 8
4783 No, I didn't take his picture. He said he wasn't interested in followers. 1.1979 0.02733 288 239 41 8
4784 Did you bring any sunblock? 1.1978 0.02930 278 234 33 11
4785 OF COURSE HE IS GOING FASTER THAN US LOOK HOW BIG HIS FEET ARE ! 1.1978 0.02966 273 230 32 11
4786 He's got to go back to camp, he forgot his cooler. 1.1978 0.02826 273 227 38 8
4787 Don't worry, our Sherpa is a legend. And, with those big feet he'll clear a great trail for us to follow! 1.1978 0.02826 273 227 38 8
4788 C'mon! Free hair care products for anyone who summits. 1.1978 0.02860 268 223 37 8
4789 He's self-concious about his body. 1.1978 0.02709 268 220 43 5
4790 Snowblind? You're hallucinating! 1.1977 0.02792 263 217 40 6
4791 Yeh. Same exchange whenever we part: I say, 'See you later,' and he replies, 'Better to see than be seen.' Really nice guy, though. Not as he is portrayed in the Fake News. 1.1977 0.02944 263 220 34 9
4792 He forgot his SPF 30. 1.1977 0.02844 263 218 38 7
4793 That is why I come here to this exquisite place of natural beauty to awaken my senses to all that is around me! 1.1977 0.03031 258 217 31 10
4794 When Harry left Sally 1.1977 0.02981 258 216 33 9
4795 I just gotta believe better directions do exist. 1.1977 0.02878 258 214 37 7
4796 I'll deny it, so will I. 1.1975 0.03100 243 204 30 9
4797 1. Nepali government should consider building a Wall! 1.1975 0.03208 243 206 26 11
4798 Yes, I saw it! Don’t you dare say it! Your puns make a piece of me die inside 1.1975 0.03086 238 199 31 8
4799 You know he’s sensitive, Mario... yeti there you go again putting your big foot in it by saying he looks like Donald Trump. 1.1972 0.02853 289 243 35 11
4800 'Says his name’s Gorp and, frankly, he sounds a little paranoid.' 1.1972 0.02936 289 245 31 13
4801 He’s leaving without even taking a selfie with us – he is truly abominable! 1.1972 0.02799 284 237 38 9
4802 You bet he has a trek pole! 1.1972 0.02971 284 241 30 13
4803 I didn’t mean to offend him but I thought he was a Millenial. 1.1972 0.02971 284 241 30 13
4804 I love you and that's why I have to leave you. 1.1972 0.02799 284 237 38 9
4805 Paranthropus? What Paranthropus? 1.1971 0.02864 274 229 36 9
4806 Well, that proves it. They do smell sickly-sweet. 1.1971 0.02817 274 228 38 8
4807 I've heard he makes killer snow cones 1.1971 0.02671 274 225 44 5
4808 Nice guy, boring personality though... 1.1971 0.02769 274 227 40 7
4809 'Let's take a selfie.' 1.1970 0.03038 269 228 29 12
4810 He's an abominable hiker. 1.1970 0.02700 269 221 43 5
4811 Big feet, long toes. 1.1970 0.02898 269 225 35 9
4812 He said he'll get the hostel open by the time we reach it. 1.1970 0.02751 269 222 41 6
4813 You go back home, he and I are gonna spend time cleaning his cave. 1.1970 0.02898 269 225 35 9
4814 Would you quit ordering me around? 1.1970 0.02884 264 220 36 8
4815 He said given our size he suggests the ridge to the right for the summit. 1.1970 0.02934 264 221 34 9
4816 Calling him 'abominable' hurt his feelings. 1.1970 0.02884 264 220 36 8
4817 Leave it to you to ask him where to find a good 'IPA 'and pizza around here! 1.1970 0.02982 264 222 32 10
4818 why didn't you tell me he was a vegan! 1.1969 0.03118 259 220 27 12
4819 We've walked back too far 1.1969 0.02970 259 217 33 9
4820 How rude! He’s sensitive about his shoe size. 1.1969 0.02970 259 217 33 9
4821 Trust me; his feet aren't what's relevant to me for bigness. 1.1969 0.03060 254 214 30 10
4822 I left him because of his hideous hairpiece. 1.1969 0.03060 254 214 30 10
4823 He says not to bother. 1.1969 0.02956 254 212 34 8
4824 Her: darling,wouldn’t it... Him: Did you just see that that?!? Her: See what? I’m trying to talk to you?!?! 1.1969 0.02956 254 212 34 8
4825 He forgot his muffler. 1.1968 0.02769 249 204 41 4
4826 Not impressed. Maybe 18 Wide. 1.1966 0.02715 290 241 41 8
4827 He says he lost his pedometer 1.1965 0.02654 285 235 44 6
4828 He says “No Humans Allowed!” 1.1964 0.02729 280 232 41 7
4829 He is a fast climber, yet he has no hiking boots. Nor any clothes ---abominable! 1.1963 0.03028 270 229 29 12
4830 Where can I get a parka like that? 1.1963 0.02888 270 226 35 9
4831 I'd say about a size 30. 1.1963 0.02639 270 221 45 4
4832 That was Donald Trump. All he said was, "See? Global warming is a myth!" 1.1963 0.02982 270 228 31 11
4833 He's still holding out for a sponsorship deal with Yeti. 1.1962 0.03020 265 224 30 11
4834 He'll never make it to the top. His outfit is abominable. 1.1962 0.02972 265 223 32 10
4835 If you follow her, I swear I'm going to my mother's mountain! 1.1962 0.02972 265 223 32 10
4836 Saying Good Bye is the hardest part. 1.1962 0.02909 260 217 35 8
4837 WOW- I just saw TWO abominable humans! 1.1962 0.02960 260 218 33 9
4838 Here’s a man you can trust to know his way 1.1962 0.03010 260 219 31 10
4839 I am not coming home. His sense of adventure is better than just watching the travel channel. 1.1961 0.02998 255 214 32 9
4840 Honey, that's not the Yeti I had on my Christmas list. 1.1961 0.02998 255 214 32 9
4841 So how are your Exposure Therapy sessions working out? 1.1960 0.02929 250 208 35 7
4842 That’s not fair; he has longer legs than we do. 1.1959 0.02678 296 246 42 8
4843 I told him about you so he's filing for divorce. 1.1959 0.02635 296 245 44 7
4844 The only thing abominable is YOU! I'm going on with HIM. 1.1959 0.03131 245 207 28 10
4845 Go figure. He wanted a sip from my Yeti. 1.1959 0.02707 291 242 41 8
4846 Uhh I like ive has enough of the brownies, Jane. 1.1959 0.02793 291 244 37 10
4847 Bigfoot? That's my cousin, dude 1.1958 0.02946 240 199 35 6
4848 I told you to bring your good camera! You never listen to me. Remember when we went to my aunts house and I told you not to turn the light off in the staircase and when..... came to...... and you thought ... even though I told you to you it woul.... 1.1958 0.03062 240 201 31 8
4849 I told you not to laugh about his big, hairy feet. 1.1958 0.02825 286 240 36 10
4850 Family isn't everything. 1.1958 0.02691 286 237 42 7
4851 I think I know why they call him Sasquatch!! 1.1957 0.03104 235 197 30 8
4852 I told you he wasn’t interested in Little Foot. 1.1957 0.03148 230 193 29 8
4853 I found him to be very anti-social. 1.1957 0.02751 276 229 40 7
4854 He said to follow him to his cave and we can have tea. 1.1956 0.02782 271 225 39 7
4855 Any further would be abominable. 1.1956 0.02831 271 226 37 8
4856 He wants to know: Who won the 2016 election?! 1.1955 0.02913 266 223 34 9
4857 You know, you should have a leash on your pet. 1.1955 0.02864 266 222 36 8
4858 He'll never make it in that outfit. 1.1955 0.02864 266 222 36 8
4859 He said the hard part of the trip is over and we should follow him for the quickest way to the top. 1.1954 0.02633 261 213 45 3
4860 Claims he’s looking for the people who stole his idea for thermos type camping gear. 1.1954 0.02899 261 218 35 8
4861 I told you we didn't need these ironic $5,000 Brooklyn Flea boots to get up there 1.1953 0.02882 256 213 36 7
4862 I guess Teddy Bare there doesn't do cuddles... 1.1952 0.03025 251 211 31 9
4863 What happens when the evolutionary chart tilts uphill? 1.1952 0.02918 251 209 35 7
4864 I think he heard you talking smack about his prefrontal lobe. We'll never catch him now. 1.1951 0.03011 246 206 32 8
4865 Big-Foot isn't even real- are you hallucinating again? 1.1951 0.03065 246 207 30 9
4866 He asked which way was up. 1.1950 0.02803 282 236 37 9
4867 Don't ask him for a selfie! 1.1950 0.02803 282 236 37 9
4868 You're sure we're going in the right direction?" "Yes, I'm following Yeti man! 1.1950 0.02712 282 234 41 7
4869 This year's REI catalog is a bit too daring for my taste. 1.1949 0.02723 272 225 41 6
4870 This was an abominable idea! 1.1948 0.03091 267 228 26 13
4871 I didn't know Uncle Harry was making the hike. 1.1948 0.02855 267 223 36 8
4872 He muttered something about needing photo ID. 1.1947 0.02939 262 220 33 9
4873 I sorry Allen, but I love Snow Joe and I’m going to folllow him to the Top Of The World... 1.1946 0.02764 257 212 40 5
4874 Should we ask him for a photo? 1.1946 0.02872 257 214 36 7
4875 Big foot?! Are you saying I have big feet? 1.1945 0.02733 293 245 39 9
4876 I don't think Mother would approve. 1.1944 0.02908 252 210 35 7
4877 We forgot to bring our ugly sweaters. 1.1944 0.02961 252 211 33 8
4878 Hey, he invited us to his place for lunch! 1.1944 0.02908 252 210 35 7
4879 He says to follow him, and meet Mrs Yeti 1.1944 0.02719 288 240 40 8
4880 Let him take the lead, even if he may be an abominable know it all man. 1.1944 0.02629 288 238 44 6
4881 Somehow he thought 'abominable' was a compliment, poor guy. 1.1943 0.02794 283 237 37 9
4882 What do you mean? “Shit rolls downhill?” 1.1943 0.02703 283 235 41 7
4883 Whaddaya mean I've got big feet!? 1.1943 0.02794 283 237 37 9
4884 I guess time really does feel different on vacation. 1.1943 0.03000 247 207 32 8
4885 It’s abominable how everyone is trying to climb Mount Everest these days. 1.1942 0.02780 278 232 38 8
4886 I don't believe in anyone who hikes without proper boots or cool sunglasses. 1.1942 0.02982 242 202 33 7
4887 I wish I had dressed as warmly as he did. 1.1940 0.02845 268 224 36 8
4888 Don't be so jealous, Jeffrey! There's nothing going on between us! 1.1940 0.02693 268 221 42 5
4889 You kept doubting him Yeti did get us up here 1.1940 0.03001 232 193 33 6
4890 Yes, I know, I told him yesterday he needs some sunglasses. 1.1939 0.02682 294 245 41 8
4891 Don't meet your heroes - his foot size is average at best. 1.1938 0.02911 227 187 36 4
4892 Don't make eye contact. 1.1938 0.02809 258 214 38 6
4893 Technically he is still an illegal alien, but he voted for Trump 1.1938 0.02840 289 244 34 11
4894 I hear that if you step in his footsteps, the avalanche won't kill you. 1.1938 0.02840 289 244 34 11
4895 He only has 3 minutes to catch his Uber rendezvous. 1.1937 0.03205 253 217 23 13
4896 They promised our Sherpa wasn't going to be Greek. 1.1935 0.03096 248 210 28 10
4897 OMG! GMOs are more hazardous than we thought! 1.1934 0.02802 274 229 37 8
4898 Oh, he doesn't look too abominable! 1.1934 0.02802 274 229 37 8
4899 He gave me his autograph but wouldn't do a selfie with me 1.1934 0.02733 243 199 41 3
4900 No not a Big foot sighting. But I do believe we've discovered Big Butt. 1.1934 0.02971 243 203 33 7
4901 Trump couldn't get his southern border wall so he opted for Bigfoot on the northern border instead. 1.1933 0.02978 269 228 30 11
4902 Don't look! Bird Box! 1.1933 0.02931 269 227 32 10
4903 I'm glad I have a good razor. 1.1933 0.02890 238 197 36 5
4904 I learned from him how to climb this mountain without a hiking stick. 1.1932 0.02919 264 222 33 9
4905 Take care of yourself, Bud. I'm going to spend the rest of my life with the Snowman. 1.1932 0.02767 264 219 39 6
4906 I think his name is Eddie. 1.1932 0.02767 264 219 39 6
4907 What a nerve! He winked at me! 1.1932 0.02968 264 223 31 10
4908 When global warming began, he rented out the house next to us near the Everest summit. 1.1932 0.02919 264 222 33 9
4909 So Margaret is really all in on this Januhairy thing huh? 1.1931 0.02702 290 242 40 8
4910 He forgot to pack his razor. 1.1931 0.02566 290 239 46 5
4911 Did you remember to pack a razor? 1.1931 0.02852 259 216 36 7
4912 I told you Robin Williams was still alive in the Alps. 1.1931 0.02852 259 216 36 7
4913 No pictures, worst comb-over ever. 1.1930 0.02686 285 237 41 7
4914 Do you think he'd carry out backpacks for us? 1.1930 0.02544 285 234 47 4
4915 He said he needed to go home -- he was feeling abominably. 1.1929 0.03044 254 215 29 10
4916 These clothes are weighing us down. 1.1929 0.02715 280 233 40 7
4917 Did you See that guy!? He was wearing a figleaf! 1.1929 0.02898 280 237 32 11
4918 Do you have to bring your opinions everywhere you go?! 1.1927 0.03021 275 235 27 13
4919 See John, I told you the locals were tall around here. 1.1927 0.02745 275 229 39 7
4920 Hiking helps him to slim down and become 'The Abdominal Snowman'. 1.1926 0.03016 244 205 31 8
4921 He wants to be the first to complete an unsupported solo climb 1.1926 0.02776 270 225 38 7
4922 He said he was sorry but that “He won’t take no group selfie without a selfie stick”. 1.1926 0.02874 270 227 34 9
4923 If we just stand here and argue, destiny may just pass us by. 1.1926 0.02874 270 227 34 9
4924 You never know who you're going to meet up here. 1.1926 0.02776 270 225 38 7
4925 He just passed gas, you follow him! 1.1926 0.02921 270 228 32 10
4926 These sunglasses aren't polarized, Bill! 1.1926 0.02665 296 247 41 8
4927 He asked if I was available Friday night for a cocktail 1.1926 0.02832 296 251 33 12
4928 You say one more thing about my feet and I'm heading back. 1.1925 0.02999 239 200 32 7
4929 You said the hotel was ten minutes from the city centre! 1.1925 0.03170 239 203 26 10
4930 He said that if we want to climb this mountain, we need to call ahead for reservations. 1.1925 0.02859 265 222 35 8
4931 He says if we strip down to our skivvies we can follow in his footsteps. 1.1925 0.02909 265 223 33 9
4932 Yeti Schmeti. This vacation is abominable. 1.1925 0.02651 265 218 43 4
4933 It's quits for real! His behavior was abominable, too! 1.1925 0.02809 265 221 37 7
4934 Back and forth he goes, demolishing walls to let his family in! 1.1924 0.02737 291 244 38 9
4935 Yes, since they translated "Into Thin Air" into Yeti, absolutley everyone is trying it. 1.1923 0.02978 234 195 33 6
4936 Sorry, Dan. He was pretty insulted as a vegan that you keep offering him jerky. He says I have to choose—him or you. At least he can get me off this mountain. 1.1923 0.02723 286 239 39 8
4937 All I said was your breaths abominable! 1.1923 0.02723 286 239 39 8
4938 He's not just the president, he's a member… 1.1922 0.02932 281 239 30 12
4939 Homefield advantage 1.1922 0.02982 255 215 31 9
4940 I don't know what it was, but it has a big Google footprint. 1.1922 0.03033 255 216 29 10
4941 There goes2018 1.1920 0.02967 276 235 29 12
4942 No, you're abominable with that needle stick and those little feet! 1.1919 0.02767 271 226 38 7
4943 He said he is late for the family dinner. 1.1918 0.03005 245 206 31 8
4944 Let’s just go to his cave for a little bit. I’m sure he doesn’t have company often and I hear he makes great snow cones. 1.1917 0.02748 266 221 39 6
4945 He feels strongly that he should get royalties for the damn cup. 1.1917 0.02899 266 224 33 9
4946 He says we are trespassing on his property! 1.1916 0.02623 287 238 43 6
4947 See, that guy doesn't need any high-tech climbing gear. 1.1916 0.02714 287 240 39 8
4948 I wouldn't follow him if I were you. 1.1916 0.02883 261 219 34 8
4949 If we follow him, do you think he'll take us home with him? Won't everyone be jealous? 1.1915 0.02789 282 237 36 9
4950 He was the proverbial 98-pound weakling before he took up climbing. 1.1915 0.02834 282 238 34 10
4951 He says that we're not at the top yeti. 1.1915 0.02744 282 236 38 8
4952 You would think for a Yeti, he would be able to point us towards the elusive Sasquatch. 1.1914 0.02704 303 255 38 10
4953 I walked right by them. There were two, they didn't even see me. 1.1913 0.03006 230 192 32 6
4954 Trust me, it's like the new Brooklyn. 1.1913 0.02606 298 248 43 7
4955 Coffee is okay, yet tea is my favorite 1.1912 0.02994 272 232 28 12
4956 Selfie stick, are you kidding? 1.1911 0.02588 293 243 44 6
4957 He says he's fleeing China. 1.1911 0.02805 293 248 34 11
4958 "He's looking for some sunscreen and a pair of dry boots." 1.1911 0.03174 225 190 27 8
4959 Goodbye, John.......I'm going with him. 1.1911 0.02763 246 203 39 4
4960 He forgot his backpack! 1.1911 0.02703 246 202 41 3
4961 Impressive feat. 1.1910 0.02984 267 227 29 11
4962 He was hoping that we were carrying insulated mugs. 1.1910 0.02634 267 220 43 4
4963 I really wanted an abominable selfie! 1.1910 0.02793 288 243 35 10
4964 He claims he gets a 20 second head start. 1.1908 0.02689 283 236 40 7
4965 That rug front of the fire? 1.1908 0.02780 283 238 36 9
4966 I offered, but he said I wasn't his type. 1.1907 0.02802 257 214 37 6
4967 What in The Wide, Wide World of Julie Andrews brings you here today? 1.1907 0.02960 257 217 31 9
4968 I would suggest the restroom at base camp 1.1907 0.02691 257 212 41 4
4969 He says the only way to go is up. 1.1906 0.02858 278 235 33 10
4970 What do you make of us not leaving footprints in the snow? 1.1906 0.02765 299 253 35 11
4971 He may be a snowman, but in another 1,000 feer, he'll need oxygen like everyone else. 1.1905 0.02668 294 246 40 8
4972 While you besmirch my new man, HE has no problem buying me lady products. 1.1905 0.02779 252 209 38 5
4973 Hiking in Colorado has really changed since Trump made it his summer getaway White House. 1.1905 0.02797 273 229 36 8
4974 And then I said I was too young to go out with him. 1.1903 0.02606 289 240 43 6
4975 George said if he's going to pull this off, he'll need more money. 1.1903 0.02697 289 242 39 8
4976 How could you forget your iPhone Brad. 1.1903 0.02729 268 223 39 6
4977 Oh, you think anyone who's not into cryptozoology is an academic butt-kisser. 1.1903 0.02677 268 222 41 5
4978 He said that Global Warming is fake. 1.1903 0.02927 247 207 33 7
4979 Withi this guy for a neighbor, it practically guarantees you wife will never call you a Neanderthal! 1.1901 0.02771 284 239 36 9
4980 No sunglasses? Sunglasses! Amazon is amazing. 1.1901 0.02914 263 222 32 9
4981 He is not a public figure! Leave him alone! 1.1901 0.02906 242 202 34 6
4982 I didn't know your brother was coming along? 1.1900 0.02485 321 267 47 7
4983 You’re asking me to put my life in the hands of a man who has not fully evolved. 1.1899 0.02898 258 217 33 8
4984 Way retro! 1.1898 0.02835 274 231 34 9
4985 I'm attracted to him. 1.1898 0.02739 274 229 38 7
4986 I can see it's not occupied. I'm gonna give it a couple minutes. 1.1897 0.02987 253 214 30 9
4987 Don't look behind you, but I think I see the Yeti. 1.1896 0.02820 269 226 35 8
4988 He'll be back in a minute; he forgot to post on Instagram. 1.1895 0.02916 248 208 33 7
4989 Wow! What a warm fuzzy! 1.1895 0.02972 248 209 31 8
4990 Let's follow him 1.1895 0.03132 248 212 25 11
4991 I guess 'The Abominable Stinker' would turn off the tourists. 1.1895 0.02802 248 206 37 5
4992 We just broke up. 1.1895 0.02936 285 244 28 13
4993 Abominable!? He seems quite pleasant and he's a Sherpa to boot. 1.1895 0.02672 285 238 40 7
4994 I think he's still in the process of becoming human. 1.1894 0.02802 264 221 36 7
4995 She doesn’t like man 1.1894 0.02953 264 224 30 10
4996 He said the hot springs are just a little further. 1.1893 0.02713 243 200 40 3
4997 I'm guessing his diet is gluten free. 1.1893 0.02700 280 234 39 7
4998 ...I bet he plays for the Celtics! 1.1893 0.02700 280 234 39 7
4999 I thought that your question was abominable, yet I can understand why you asked him. 1.1892 0.02728 259 215 39 5
5000 You're calling me self involved?... Really, Gavin? 1.1891 0.02872 275 233 32 10
5001 Whatta jerk — he said dressing in layers is overrated. 1.1891 0.02580 275 227 44 4
5002 I thought you said you couldn’t secure a guide 1.1891 0.02631 275 228 42 5
5003 This is not what I meant by off-piste. 1.1891 0.02826 275 232 34 9
5004 Nah, not the Abominable one, just an exhausted St. Nick. 1.1891 0.02872 275 233 32 10
5005 Don't look at me that way! He got fresh with me! 1.1891 0.02681 275 229 40 6
5006 You never bring up politics on a first date Jon! Everyone knows that... 1.1891 0.02872 275 233 32 10
5007 So when we defund national parks you don't need a pass? 1.1891 0.02826 275 232 34 9
5008 He is an alternate real. 1.1890 0.02924 254 214 32 8
5009 I believe the phrase is ‘laugh it up fuzzball’. That and ‘why are there no footprints’? 1.1889 0.02967 217 180 33 4
5010 That's what happens when your tent comes with free wi-fi and Netflix. 1.1889 0.02659 270 224 41 5
5011 Behold- the furry butt strut. 1.1887 0.02699 302 255 37 10
5012 I think his grunts indicated the path is this way 1.1887 0.02843 265 223 34 8
5013 New year, same me. 1.1886 0.02738 281 236 37 8
5014 Always judgmental! I think you are abominable. 1.1886 0.02600 297 248 42 7
5015 Now you've done it again. I told you not to question his sense of style. 1.1885 0.02825 244 203 36 5
5016 I don’t think he’s with the Backroads group 1.1885 0.02718 260 216 39 5
5017 I do NOT have big feet! 1.1885 0.02773 260 217 37 6
5018 The nerve of that guy! He grabbed my phone when I tried to take a picture of him! Abominable doesn't even come close! 1.1884 0.02672 276 230 40 6
5019 He just said if I want to see him naked I should Google his site. 1.1884 0.02863 276 234 32 10
5020 I thought fur was a faux pas again but it’s suiting him quite well 1.1884 0.02623 276 229 42 5
5021 He says climate change is getting pretty abominable! 1.1884 0.02627 292 244 41 7
5022 Totally, it’s not him. 1.1883 0.03096 239 203 27 9
5023 His back-hair makes him more manly than you. 1.1882 0.03068 255 218 26 11
5024 Personally, I think he doesn't have enough layers to go up there. 1.1882 0.02860 255 214 34 7
5025 What an abominable time to get snow blindness. 1.1882 0.02966 255 216 30 9
5026 Davos parties are known for being funky. 1.1882 0.02849 271 229 33 9
5027 Have you seen my father? He left his shaving cream at home. 1.1882 0.02944 271 231 29 11
5028 Is that your dad? 1.1882 0.02801 271 228 35 8
5029 He's looking for a place that serves hot chocolate. 1.1882 0.02752 271 227 37 7
5030 I explicitly said not to tell him about Twitter! 1.1880 0.02950 250 211 31 8
5031 They don't make snowshoes in his size. 1.1880 0.03057 250 213 27 10
5032 Sorry, John. It is over between us. Do I love that hairy brute? Yes. Yet I ... know not why! 1.1880 0.02834 266 224 34 8
5033 Ugh, are we there yeti? 1.1880 0.03027 266 228 26 12
5034 If he can make it to the top, I think we can too." 1.1880 0.02783 266 223 36 7
5035 Are you going to let him get away with _that_? 1.1878 0.03184 229 195 25 9
5036 Okay, so he's already reached the peak in his career--but if you want to lead instead, you've got big shoes to fill! 1.1878 0.02988 245 207 30 8
5037 Big Foot or Extra Large ? 1.1877 0.02654 261 216 41 4
5038 Well, I guess he didn't see me. 1.1877 0.02654 261 216 41 4
5039 The hairspray was a deal breaker. 1.1877 0.02763 261 218 37 6
5040 GPS is down, can't find trail, OMG what do we do? 1.1875 0.02736 288 243 36 9
5041 He doesn't need a walking stick. 1.1875 0.02791 272 229 35 8
5042 Apparently snow blindness is just another figment of the imagination? 1.1875 0.02740 256 213 38 5
5043 It's not that hard, if you already live there. 1.1875 0.02887 272 231 31 10
5044 He saw his reflection in the snow-covered hill. Guess that means it’s safe to climb! 1.1875 0.02795 256 214 36 6
5045 He says he doesn’t know the way down. 1.1875 0.02642 272 226 41 5
5046 He said he’d give Santa our regards. 1.1875 0.02795 256 214 36 6
5047 I knew we got the wrong style snowsuit for this mountain. 1.1873 0.02824 267 225 34 8
5048 Follow him he's evolving to a higher place. 1.1873 0.02824 267 225 34 8
5049 So he said, “Just follow me,” but I’m a little nervous he’ll disappear and we’ll never see him again. 1.1873 0.02774 267 224 36 7
5050 he's a good roommate but i wish he'd buy his own shampoo and conditioner 1.1873 0.02884 251 211 33 7
5051 No, you tell him they’re out of towels 1.1873 0.02939 251 212 31 8
5052 Just how DOES he do that without shoes? 1.1871 0.02566 294 245 43 6
5053 You may follow the Neanderthal. I'm returning to civilization. 1.1871 0.02798 278 235 34 9
5054 He is searching for global warming. 1.1871 0.02889 278 237 30 11
5055 He says he's not some plaything and that if we're serious about fooling around, we have to sign a contract and enter his polycule. 1.1870 0.03055 262 225 25 12
5056 It’s not really an ascent. 1.1869 0.02593 305 256 41 8
5057 No wonder we’re lost! He said we should have taken the left at the last trail marker. 1.1868 0.02830 273 231 33 9
5058 I think things are better where he's going. 1.1868 0.02633 273 227 41 5
5059 He's just a guy in a furry suit. 1.1868 0.02633 273 227 41 5
5060 I knew it! He thinks same-sex marriage is abominable. 1.1868 0.02830 273 231 33 9
5061 I swear, it was just an abomidable cup of coffee. 1.1867 0.02744 300 255 34 11
5062 Really!? That's a new low for you Jack. 1.1866 0.02571 284 236 43 5
5063 He was saying that Everest was right here 1.1866 0.02802 284 241 33 10
5064 OK, sure but, can it tie a butterfly knot?" 1.1866 0.02863 268 227 32 9
5065 His feet's not that big 1.1865 0.02761 252 210 37 5
5066 It is after 5pm, he will be abominable again tomorrow. 1.1865 0.02982 252 214 29 9
5067 "Oh, he's just checking out the hairy spots." 1.1864 0.02742 279 235 36 8
5068 Oh he just needed to borrow a trowel. 1.1864 0.02788 279 236 34 9
5069 So...Can you see yourself wearing it tomorrow? 1.1864 0.02646 279 233 40 6
5070 Uh - Are you kidding me, Greg? Whatever-that-was just pushed me over! I told you to stop him, yeti's walking away... 1.1863 0.02744 263 220 37 6
5071 No squatch here man. 1.1863 0.02898 263 223 31 9
5072 He told me he doesn't wear boots because his feet are too big. 1.1863 0.02847 263 222 33 8
5073 Sure its a hike for laser hair removal, but Mom swears by it! 1.1863 0.02744 263 220 37 6
5074 He's angry because the weather today is sunny and not abominable. 1.1861 0.02868 274 233 31 10
5075 Let's go back. The top looks kind of scary from here. 1.1861 0.02675 274 229 39 6
5076 Don't even try getting a word out of that guy-- his manners are abdominal. 1.1861 0.02724 274 230 37 7
5077 Did you see that? So abominable, he just invaded my space. Aren't you going to say something! 1.1860 0.02946 242 204 31 7
5078 My turn. We already have Ascent of Man. 1.1859 0.02854 269 228 32 9
5079 He says your perfect snow outfit makes him sick. 1.1859 0.02854 269 228 32 9
5080 He got mad when I told him he needed a shave. 1.1858 0.02807 296 253 31 12
5081 Do you not understand the word ‘abominable’ ? 1.1858 0.02863 253 213 33 7
5082 Fool me once....! 1.1857 0.02779 280 237 34 9
5083 I just became a highly paid scout for the N.F.L. 1.1857 0.02733 280 236 36 8
5084 Well, he wasn't very abominal at all. 1.1856 0.02937 264 225 29 10
5085 See? The camera does add 10 pounds." Zgjim Terziqi, Kosovo 1.1855 0.02763 275 232 35 8
5086 After his recovery from cocaine addiction, Leo really hates being called Abominable Snowman. 1.1853 0.02765 259 217 36 6
5087 I'm tired of having this conversation over and over again. If you want to run for acting attorney general, then run. 1.1853 0.02694 286 241 37 8
5088 Lunch? Not Yeti. 1.1853 0.02740 286 242 35 9
5089 Try not to panic but I think there's a body buried over there" 1.1852 0.02844 270 229 32 9
5090 Haven't you heard of "pix or it didn't happen"? 1.1852 0.02877 243 204 33 6
5091 He's hurt, says he's acrually quite bominable. 1.1852 0.02695 270 226 38 6
5092 Honey did you consider that he might get hungry and eat us after we smoke that blunt? 1.1851 0.02770 281 238 34 9
5093 But I told your family that we were going to Miami. 1.1851 0.02480 281 232 46 3
5094 Don’t wait up, he invited me to a cosplay wedding. 1.1851 0.02629 281 235 40 6
5095 It's just a cooler, Frank. I want the real thing. 1.1849 0.02658 292 246 38 8
5096 He wants us to follow him. 1.1848 0.02657 276 231 39 6
5097 He wants to know if we're interested in buying shares of Yeti Spaghetti 1.1846 0.03013 260 223 26 11
5098 You follow him if you think foot size is a measure of spatial awareness. 1.1846 0.02913 260 221 30 9
5099 I think it's time to descend: I just saw a guy in a funny white bearskin costume, and it's way past Halloween. 1.1846 0.02809 260 219 34 7
5100 You should have offered him a bigger tip!! 1.1845 0.02786 271 229 34 8
5101 Where is my camera? 1.1845 0.02736 271 228 36 7
5102 Perhaps we wait until he makes it to the summit! 1.1843 0.02693 293 248 36 9
5103 Who knew that gaining perspective would actually increase my solipsism? 1.1842 0.02554 266 220 43 3
5104 Said he left his car keys in his other suit. 1.1842 0.02767 266 224 35 7
5105 Don’t look now but Bigfoot is behind you. 1.1841 0.02974 277 239 25 13
5106 Do you think he might know where the closest loo is? 1.1841 0.02648 277 232 39 6
5107 Who cares - as long as he can take an instaworthy picture for us 1.1840 0.02705 250 208 38 4
5108 I told him it's over. Let's go back to our little home, dear. 1.1839 0.02953 261 223 28 10
5109 No, we're not going to push him off and see if he bounces. 1.1839 0.02851 261 221 32 8
5110 Why is he running away from us?" "I told him earth is flat" 1.1839 0.02953 261 223 28 10
5111 Where’s a can of red paint when you need one? 1.1839 0.03051 261 225 24 12
5112 I think he's mad at us 1.1838 0.02677 272 228 38 6
5113 Must be one of those "hipsters" the folklore talks about 1.1838 0.02573 272 226 42 4
5114 He’s not going our way. 1.1838 0.02812 234 195 35 4
5115 He doesn't know where Kylie did her Instagram shoot either. 1.1837 0.02842 283 242 30 11
5116 This is a perfect spot for selfies! 1.1837 0.02641 294 248 38 8
5117 Should we warn him about how the world has turned out to be? 1.1836 0.02939 256 218 29 9
5118 No help coming back, He is staying in the White House 1.1835 0.03002 267 230 25 12
5119 He changed his mind. No pickles. 1.1835 0.02955 267 229 27 11
5120 It ate my friend. 1.1835 0.02783 278 236 33 9
5121 Should we invite him back to the lodge for some eggnog? 1.1835 0.02539 278 231 43 4
5122 Mike’s going to get there hours before we do with all this arguing! 1.1835 0.02736 278 235 35 8
5123 Himalayan? No! He said I wasn't his type. 1.1834 0.02713 289 245 35 9
5124 Let's ask HIM who did the best acting in that "Twilight Zone" episode; Shatner or Lithgow 1.1833 0.02519 300 251 43 6
5125 To me, the lede is its formation of a 2020 presidential exploratory committee. 1.1833 0.02891 240 202 32 6
5126 I told you so--Airbnb's can be abominable. 1.1833 0.02753 251 210 36 5
5127 Eat your heart out! 1.1832 0.02736 262 220 36 6
5128 I'm sorry, but I'm going away with him. Goodbye. 1.1832 0.02617 273 228 40 5
5129 He's naked. He's not even wearing sunglasses! 1.1832 0.02815 273 232 32 9
5130 I just remembered, we forgot our cooler. 1.1832 0.02862 273 233 30 10
5131 Squabblers miss the Sasquatch. 1.1831 0.02604 284 238 40 6
5132 We can keep going - I told him we forgot our cell phone chargers too. 1.1831 0.02919 284 245 26 13
5133 He's going to check on table availability at the Trump Hof 2000 meters further up 1.1829 0.03069 246 211 25 10
5134 He thinks he saw the Singing Nun. 1.1828 0.02848 268 228 31 9
5135 He says he just loved our sunglasses. I told him where he can get 50% off. 1.1828 0.02774 279 237 33 9
5136 He's as real as your self-confidence. 1.1828 0.02679 279 235 37 7
5137 Which jacket brand do you think that guy 1.1828 0.02749 290 247 33 10
5138 Yeti or bigfoot? 1.1825 0.02685 252 210 38 4
5139 This was your idea in the first place, I am going back down 1.1825 0.02932 263 225 28 10
5140 HIS FEET ARE REALLY NOT THAT BIG 1.1825 0.02831 263 223 32 8
5141 He's heading north for the winter. 1.1825 0.02709 274 231 36 7
5142 Yes, I’m going with him, believe it or not we’ve been seeing each other “on and off” for many years now. 1.1822 0.02834 247 208 33 6
5143 Sorry. I know he goes both ways, but he's MINE! 1.1822 0.02703 258 216 37 5
5144 He said he didn't care to be associated with fashion as primitive as transition lenses. 1.1822 0.02917 258 220 29 9
5145 I told you, we shouldn't have shaved this morning. 1.1822 0.02688 269 226 37 6
5146 Are you my ride down? 1.1822 0.02838 269 229 31 9
5147 Remember no selfies! 1.1821 0.02670 280 236 37 7
5148 I’m not packing that out. 1.1821 0.02652 291 246 37 8
5149 Good news, darling, I've got custody of the kids ! 1.1821 0.02715 302 258 33 11
5150 Are you going to just stand there holding your stick and prove my mother right, or are you going to grow some hair and get up that hill? 1.1818 0.02675 253 211 38 4
5151 He’s going to take us to his leader. 1.1818 0.02650 275 231 38 6
5152 Perhaps I should have called him just 'Denominable' instead. 1.1818 0.02986 242 206 28 8
5153 How can he not wear sunglasses? 1.1818 0.02770 264 223 34 7
5154 Let’s give it five minutes then pretend we’re two different people. 1.1818 0.02843 275 235 30 10
5155 So where do we get that kind of gear? 1.1818 0.02785 297 255 30 12
5156 I'm leaving you for a real woman. 1.1815 0.02846 281 241 29 11
5157 He's going back to get me the recipe for mountain oysters 1.1815 0.02709 281 238 35 8
5158 It's called a Trumpsie. 1.1815 0.02662 281 237 37 7
5159 I told you this would be an abominable climb 1.1815 0.02662 281 237 37 7
5160 Yes, Ted. I will marry him because I love him. 1.1815 0.02971 270 233 25 12
5161 Hopefully you stopped at the latrine in basecamp. 1.1815 0.02829 270 230 31 9
5162 Yeti schneit, when I am getting a ring? 1.1815 0.02729 270 228 35 7
5163 Load the gun. 1.1815 0.02855 259 220 31 8
5164 Have you spotted him yet? 1.1815 0.02748 259 218 35 6
5165 And you thought I smelled abominable! 1.1815 0.02855 259 220 31 8
5166 I can tell you this: he certainly knows his "ups and downs" in more ways than one. 1.1815 0.02937 248 211 29 8
5167 He says you're the one that forgot the crampons. 1.1815 0.02705 248 207 37 4
5168 It's not because he's a Yeti; that's prejudiced. I don't trust him as our guide because he doesn't have the proper gear. 1.1815 0.02937 248 211 29 8
5169 He wanted bigger residuals. 1.1812 0.02671 287 243 36 8
5170 Frank just doesn’t understand my puns. “Yeti” will in the future. 1.1812 0.02690 276 233 36 7
5171 YET-I should have known, "Love 'em and leave 'em. 1.1811 0.02780 254 214 34 6
5172 He has to go yeti. 1.1811 0.02943 254 217 28 9
5173 Look, no one's perfect but could you please stop calling him "abominable" and talking about the size of his feet? 1.1811 0.02943 254 217 28 9
5174 I snuck a peek. It's one of those "Red Rocket" things. 1.1810 0.03005 232 197 28 7
5175 I think he's pretty hot! 1.1810 0.02436 315 264 45 6
5176 Because it was there. How about you? 1.1809 0.02590 293 247 39 7
5177 Trump's in the orange coat. 1.1809 0.02792 282 241 31 10
5178 I want a fur coat in the same material he is wearing. 1.1808 0.02961 271 234 25 12
5179 Invasion of the hipsters. 1.1808 0.02669 271 228 37 6
5180 I asked him where he bought his coat and he spit out "Female". 1.1808 0.02739 260 219 35 6
5181 I don't know where he's going, but the last guy who followed him was never seen again! 1.1808 0.02739 260 219 35 6
5182 I think his four star Yelp rating is over generous, frankly. 1.1808 0.02684 260 218 37 5
5183 Really? All I see is a man who takes too many bathroom breaks. 1.1808 0.02845 260 221 31 8
5184 Are you sure there is no Starbucks?? 1.1805 0.02730 277 235 34 8
5185 Hiker 1: He said his name is Darwin. Hiker 2: I didn't know you spoke Yeti! 1.1805 0.02824 277 237 30 10
5186 It's the only place where he can get shoes in his size. 1.1805 0.02852 266 227 30 9
5187 'No, I said I couldn't stand _your_ back hair.' 1.1804 0.02714 255 214 36 5
5188 What do you mean I have big feet?! 1.1803 0.02627 294 249 37 8
5189 "Yes, he may be warmer, but I bet you he doesn't have a GPS." 1.1803 0.02582 294 248 39 7
5190 You are the most abominable man I've ever seen! 1.1803 0.02931 233 197 30 6
5191 So THAT’S what Yeti pubes look like! 1.1801 0.02809 272 232 31 9
5192 What type of reality is at the top? 1.1801 0.02857 272 233 29 10
5193 I think it's time to tell him he's lost control of that holiday beard. 1.1800 0.02759 300 258 30 12
5194 Celebrity or not!!!!! We are not following “Mr. Bigfoot” to the ends of the earth. 1.1799 0.02515 289 242 42 5
5195 He said his name was Zarathustra! 1.1799 0.02574 278 233 40 5
5196 And I wouldn't put it past him. 1.1799 0.02768 278 237 32 9
5197 I'm sorry Dave, I'm going with him. I'm not attracted to you anymore and I find him irresistible. 1.1799 0.02815 278 238 30 10
5198 And Yet-I told he exists and you doubted as usual. 1.1798 0.02689 267 225 36 6
5199 We have to stop meeting like this. 1.1797 0.02922 256 219 28 9
5200 No, I do not think this is proof of the Stoned Ape theory. 1.1796 0.02777 245 206 34 5
5201 Its impossible getting a close shave up here. 1.1796 0.02588 284 239 39 6
5202 He wants to know if we can make the shoe as an extra large. 1.1796 0.02774 284 243 31 10
5203 There's no such thing as Big Foot! 1.1796 0.02636 284 240 37 7
5204 My husband has a right to exercise like everyone else! 1.1795 0.02940 273 236 25 12
5205 Like I TOLD you... Just 'cause it rhymes, he still wouldn't appreciate spaghetti! 1.1795 0.02702 273 231 35 7
5206 He doesn’t even have a backpack ! 1.1795 0.02702 273 231 35 7
5207 I feel capable of summiting, YET I have a foreboding sense of some fantastic beast beating us to the top. 1.1794 0.02927 262 225 27 10
5208 He feels it's always better to be underdressed. 1.1794 0.02719 262 221 35 6
5209 A missing link makes an abominable punch line. 1.1792 0.02565 279 234 40 5
5210 You might want to try the women's bathroom. 1.1792 0.02871 240 203 31 6
5211 Don’t worry, he only eats people when they run out of coffee. 1.1791 0.02732 268 227 34 7
5212 Your behavior is abominable. Take a hike! 1.1789 0.02580 285 240 39 6
5213 These mythic legend lenses are great at fending off glare. 1.1789 0.02826 246 208 32 6
5214 When you’ve seen one yeti, you’ve seen ‘em all. 1.1787 0.02815 263 224 31 8
5215 I saw Jill head up a little earlier. 1.1786 0.02894 252 215 29 8
5216 My hero~ He took my walking stick. Go get it for me! 1.1786 0.02606 280 236 38 6
5217 He said that he heard: The bear went over the mountain. 1.1785 0.02558 297 251 39 7
5218 No point in climbing up there, there's no Yeti's in sight. 1.1784 0.02723 269 228 34 7
5219 He's called Bigfoot for a reason! 1.1783 0.02756 286 245 31 10
5220 We both are nuts. You follow the Yeti. Yet, I follow you! 1.1783 0.02901 258 221 28 9
5221 Well of course you want to go tell everyone, but his natural habitat resides in only the minds of seemingly crazy conspiracy theorists. Be considerate and protect endangered species. 1.1783 0.02628 258 216 38 4
5222 Marry you? Not Yeti! 1.1782 0.02684 275 233 35 7
5223 It's a living! 1.1781 0.02930 247 211 28 8
5224 He said he was a casualty of the Blue Wave. 1.1780 0.02647 264 222 37 5
5225 Uncle Charlie is showing us up again! 1.1780 0.02856 264 226 29 9
5226 Forget the summit! Reaching base camp was hairy enough! 1.1779 0.02598 281 237 38 6
5227 I can't find my white cane anywhere 1.1779 0.02832 281 242 28 11
5228 I'm sorry, but now that I've seen what true hairiness is I can't call you Harry anymore. Goodbye Bob. 1.1778 0.02763 270 230 32 8
5229 What? You said you wanted a Yeti for Christmas. 1.1778 0.02813 270 231 30 9
5230 He said the furry convention is already full 1.1778 0.02713 270 229 34 7
5231 After fifty years of climbing,Bob just doesn't like working as part of a team. 1.1777 0.02791 287 247 29 11
5232 Dad forgot the keys again. 1.1777 0.02747 287 246 31 10
5233 Time passes very slowly up at the top. 1.1776 0.02619 259 217 38 4
5234 He climbs a lot faster than you do! 1.1775 0.02724 276 235 33 8
5235 I just don't believe in Bigfoot. 1.1775 0.02819 276 237 29 10
5236 At the top of the most remote mountain on the continent I have the dumb luck to hike right into the path of Rick Walters! Wow! 1.1775 0.02574 276 232 39 5
5237 He's upset because we didn't wear the matching Yeti costumes as promised. 1.1775 0.02794 293 253 28 12
5238 Seriously, you need to do something about that B.O. problem. 1.1774 0.03082 248 215 22 11
5239 Great! You just had to say "they do smell bad on the outside" . Now we'll get no help from him! 1.1774 0.02744 265 225 33 7
5240 Wow! I can't believe it! All I need to do is look at my glasses to read texts! 1.1774 0.02945 265 229 25 11
5241 Well, of course, as soon as I saw that he wasn't wearing Gucci loafers, I lost all interest in him. 1.1774 0.02795 265 226 31 8
5242 He prefers a well beaten path. 1.1773 0.02638 282 239 36 7
5243 Baby, it’s cold outside. 1.1772 0.02705 254 214 35 5
5244 He didn't respond, so do we know any names besides Yeti? 1.1772 0.02762 254 215 33 6
5245 His fingers are really big. 1.1771 0.02694 288 246 33 9
5246 You went with 'abominable?' 1.1771 0.02648 288 245 35 8
5247 So you found a copy of Sibelius' 8th Symphony? I don't believe it. 1.1769 0.02828 260 222 30 8
5248 No, just a local with a somewhat less-than-ideal penchant for cleanliness. 1.1769 0.02721 260 220 34 6
5249 Thank God. I couldn't take the smell. 1.1769 0.02566 277 233 39 5
5250 He claims to be an 18-EEEEEE. 1.1769 0.02714 277 236 33 8
5251 He's in a hurry to see what he can see. 1.1769 0.02666 277 235 35 7
5252 Nice enough guy, but I think he "OD"ed on the supplemental testosterone. 1.1768 0.02562 311 265 37 9
5253 Mike, your vanishing aloofness is a downer. His is so hot. 1.1767 0.02734 266 226 33 7
5254 I 'm coming from the electrolysis. 1.1767 0.02629 283 240 36 7
5255 What did you have to tell him to check his straight white hirsute privilege for? 1.1767 0.02490 300 253 41 6
5256 Last one up the mountain is a Sasquatch! 1.1765 0.02729 289 248 31 10
5257 I simply asked if he was here to deliver lunch and he simply answered, “Not yet.” 1.1765 0.02862 255 218 29 8
5258 You say abominable, I say atomical. What's the difference? They're both big. 1.1765 0.02638 255 214 37 4
5259 He didn't seem interested in my recommended haberdasher. 1.1765 0.02745 272 232 32 8
5260 Why are we stopping? I've got a pain in my abominable area! 1.1765 0.02695 272 231 34 7
5261 That guy looks like my dad. 1.1763 0.02468 295 248 42 5
5262 Yet just another Yetti. 1.1763 0.02753 278 238 31 9
5263 He’s warm blooded unlike us humans 1.1762 0.02818 261 223 30 8
5264 I told you he didn't like egg salad! 1.1762 0.02818 261 223 30 8
5265 Come with us! He says we can party with Rudolph and Yukon Cornelius! 1.1760 0.02776 267 228 31 8
5266 He's going to let us leave unharmed, but he's still sore that you swiped his name to use for your cooler and tumbler company 1.1760 0.02924 267 231 25 11
5267 It's all down hill from here. 1.1758 0.02832 273 235 28 10
5268 He takes bigger steps. 1.1758 0.02583 273 230 38 5
5269 True, yet I wasn't scared and Yeti wasn't scared. 1.1758 0.02798 256 218 31 7
5270 He seems a bit backward to me. 1.1757 0.02672 239 200 36 3
5271 He’s indubitably abdominal. 1.1756 0.02599 279 236 37 6
5272 His manners are abominable! 1.1756 0.02756 262 223 32 7
5273 His day rate is triple union scale, and he doesn't do his own stunts. 1.1756 0.02808 262 224 30 8
5274 I don't think my cane is puny. 1.1752 0.02677 274 233 34 7
5275 I'm in love with him John! 1.1752 0.02522 274 230 40 4
5276 Sure we had our differences, I grew up on the upper east side, he is a product of nature, but somehow we made it work and were a couple, but then he gave me the cold shoulder when I called him 'abominable!' 1.1751 0.02732 257 218 33 6
5277 He was looking for his yeti. 1.1751 0.02619 257 216 37 4
5278 The hirsute branch of the family is hoping you might grow a beard for the wedding. 1.1751 0.02787 257 219 31 7
5279 Some people are so unprepared. 1.1751 0.02841 257 220 29 8
5280 I think he will beat us to the top 1.1750 0.02852 240 204 30 6
5281 He is from Ancestry - he is my relative not yours! 1.1750 0.02591 280 237 37 6
5282 No obstacle is too great, Yet I will climb this mountain. 1.1749 0.02693 263 223 34 6
5283 I should have brought that granola bar. 1.1749 0.02798 263 225 30 8
5284 What do you mean you forgot the condom?! 1.1749 0.03047 263 230 20 13
5285 He mumbled something about losing his razor. 1.1749 0.02526 263 220 40 3
5286 He said it's a few miles to the top. He also said to holler if we needed help getting back down. 1.1748 0.02650 286 244 34 8
5287 The transaction costs are a pain, but the nice thing about cryptidcurrency is that it's very hard to trace. 1.1748 0.02865 246 210 29 7
5288 Yes, my husband Harry does wear a size 18 shoe. 1.1747 0.02654 269 228 35 6
5289 Twenty-five steaks and he makes me pay the bill--That’s the last date I have with that abomination! 1.1747 0.02601 269 227 37 5
5290 He says he's looking for Noah's lost Ark. 1.1747 0.02706 269 229 33 7
5291 But I don't have goals! 1.1747 0.02601 269 227 37 5
5292 You heard Dad: either come home clean or don't come home at all. Start walking 1.1747 0.03001 229 196 26 7
5293 He' invited us for dinner. 1.1747 0.02870 229 194 30 5
5294 Well, he was no help. I’m not sure why everyone thought we’d find Zach’s watch up here. 1.1746 0.02571 315 270 35 10
5295 I’m going to wait for Jill 1.1745 0.02717 275 235 32 8
5296 See, there is giant slalom on this track. 1.1745 0.02580 298 254 36 8
5297 He’s great. You only need 1 Sherpa for the entire brigade plus he even has a Michelin star! 1.1745 0.03011 235 202 25 8
5298 I meant bring the 'cooler' Frank. 1.1744 0.02884 258 222 27 9
5299 It's always set on blurr!...I'm waiting for him to stand behind something!" 1.1744 0.02631 281 239 35 7
5300 I've been telling you: It's an Obama Nation. 1.1742 0.02683 264 224 34 6
5301 ‘More like the Abdominable Snowman’? Really? You know he’s self-conscious about his weight. 1.1742 0.02683 264 224 34 6
5302 I wish humans were considered paleo friendly. 1.1742 0.02548 287 243 38 6
5303 He says we should turn back; this is HIS mountain! 1.1741 0.02894 270 234 25 11
5304 I’m not walking with him! He is abominable. 1.1741 0.02747 270 231 31 8
5305 He said he's not packin heat 1.1741 0.02747 270 231 31 8
5306 It really is never too late to put in your 10,000 hours to evolve. 1.1739 0.02754 253 215 32 6
5307 She said I'm a 'figment', Newton!! 1.1739 0.02756 276 237 30 9
5308 He said there's an opening in Interior. 1.1739 0.02989 230 197 26 7
5309 I always thought you were gay. This explains everything! 1.1739 0.02850 276 239 26 11
5310 We're safe as long as it thinks we are talking politics 1.1739 0.02558 276 233 38 5
5311 By asking directions to the top of the mountain, the Yeti is polite if not smart. 1.1738 0.02497 305 259 39 7
5312 You have to admire his ability to avoid those awkward small-talk walk-bys at the office. 1.1738 0.02422 282 236 43 3
5313 I thought you said it was all uphill from here! 1.1738 0.02574 282 239 37 6
5314 Hipsters ruin everything. 1.1738 0.02717 282 242 31 9
5315 Yeti don't think it's a figment of my imagination. 1.1736 0.02540 288 244 38 6
5316 They say he slept next to a woman for thirty years but never had sex with her. It drove him to politics. 1.1736 0.02587 288 245 36 7
5317 The food and drink are worth the hike, but it's just not my kind of crowd! 1.1736 0.02620 265 224 36 5
5318 I wish we could get a signal up here, because I'm pretty sure a Yeti is GM's version of the Tesla. 1.1736 0.02779 265 227 30 8
5319 He must have taken one long bio break! 1.1736 0.02674 265 225 34 6
5320 You shouldn't have made that crack about the abominable snowman. 1.1736 0.02674 265 225 34 6
5321 He lives here! 1.1734 0.02727 248 210 33 5
5322 I'm cold - let's follow him to his warm cave. 1.1734 0.02786 248 211 31 6
5323 You’re the one who wanted us to apply for Temptation Mountain. 1.1733 0.02476 300 254 40 6
5324 he is an abominable skier 1.1733 0.02747 277 238 30 9
5325 He has to go check the Sasquatch casserole. 1.1732 0.02744 254 216 32 6
5326 It really is never too late to put in your 10,000 hours. 1.1731 0.02614 283 241 35 7
5327 He says this bagel line is the shortest. 1.1731 0.02811 260 223 29 8
5328 You can toggle the headset between Instagram and Nature Hike for a more immersive experience. 1.1731 0.02648 260 220 35 5
5329 I told you we should have worn our onesies. 1.1730 0.02625 289 247 34 8
5330 For the earliest climate change deniers , it’s all about location. 1.1729 0.02919 266 231 24 11
5331 Told ya we'd see Bigfoot. 1.1728 0.02778 272 234 29 9
5332 What do you mean you forgot the quinoa? 1.1727 0.02831 278 241 26 11
5333 Hikers with smaller peckers must wait here. 1.1727 0.02876 278 242 24 12
5334 Another small step for mankind. 1.1725 0.02845 255 219 28 8
5335 He says the Shangri-La spa has this amazing depilatory wax treatment 1.1725 0.02557 284 241 37 6
5336 He said, "Valley go home." 1.1725 0.02458 284 239 41 4
5337 Are you sure you know this guy? I've had bad luck following yetis. 1.1724 0.02748 261 223 31 7
5338 It's not you, it's Meh-Teh. 1.1724 0.02801 261 224 29 8
5339 Your imagination is getting farther than your logic. 1.1723 0.02547 267 225 38 4
5340 He says he wants us to pay for the furshlugginer wall! 1.1723 0.02602 267 226 36 5
5341 He's off to slay Donald Trump 1.1723 0.02810 267 230 28 9
5342 She's tried yoga and meditation too. 1.1723 0.02810 267 230 28 9
5343 He says I'm no Daughter of the Mountain to him unless I come back and leave my old room clean enough for guests. 1.1722 0.02768 273 235 29 9
5344 No, I don’t think I am next on the evolution climb. 1.1722 0.02719 273 234 31 8
5345 The Yeti is not ready. 1.1722 0.02669 273 233 33 7
5346 He drank a lot of chai this morning. 1.1720 0.02867 279 243 24 12
5347 Cleaning the outhouse is an abominable job, but somebody’s gotta do it. 1.1720 0.02879 250 215 27 8
5348 He says he'll be back for lunch 1.1719 0.02609 256 216 36 4
5349 Brad, it's over between us. Sasquatch is the right man for me! 1.1718 0.02684 262 223 33 6
5350 He said that Nepal's about a click to the northeast. 1.1716 0.02750 268 230 30 8
5351 Andwhen I told him what I thought he said, "Me too." 1.1715 0.02901 274 239 23 12
5352 I'm wiped. This hike is abominable. 1.1715 0.02505 274 231 39 4
5353 What an anti-social big-foot! 1.1715 0.02660 274 234 33 7
5354 Kim didn't draw foot prints in the snow, whats up with that? 1.1715 0.02660 274 234 33 7
5355 He has a lot to offer 1.1714 0.02524 280 237 38 5
5356 It’s your job, whether or not you get paid for hauling his shit. 1.1713 0.02697 251 213 33 5
5357 He's sad. He definitely needs a Bigfit girl. 1.1712 0.02508 292 248 38 6
5358 No, it's not there. 1.1712 0.02714 257 219 32 6
5359 Is it him?" (submitted by my daughter - Mehr Fine 1.1712 0.02877 257 222 26 9
5360 He coudn't talk. Something about how Jack Frost hates it when he's late. 1.1712 0.02658 257 218 34 5
5361 I really know how to say no! 1.1711 0.02729 263 225 31 7
5362 If you must know, it was the shaved swimmer legs. They creep me out. 1.1710 0.02530 269 227 38 4
5363 Now I'm dating big hairy cuddly guys. 1.1710 0.02790 269 232 28 9
5364 I think I just saw an abdominal snowman. 1.1709 0.02750 275 237 29 9
5365 That was good 1.1709 0.02651 275 235 33 7
5366 What size did you say you were? 1.1709 0.02651 275 235 33 7
5367 Yeti go, he said 1.1708 0.02615 281 240 34 7
5368 Show off! 1.1708 0.02757 281 243 28 10
5369 Was that Brad from the office? He is amazing. 1.1708 0.02663 281 241 32 8
5370 If we scare him, the whole thing is liable to snowball down hill. 1.1708 0.02566 281 239 36 6
5371 All I can see is white for miles. We'll never find it. 1.1707 0.02961 246 213 24 9
5372 We have some big shoes to fill! 1.1705 0.02704 258 220 32 6
5373 Don't you know; he is highly evolved. 1.1705 0.02648 258 219 34 5
5374 No, he's not interested in joining our MLM. 1.1705 0.02771 264 227 29 8
5375 He was not the New Year's Eve date of my dreams . 1.1705 0.02555 264 223 37 4
5376 Have you ever bikini waxed? 1.1705 0.02923 264 230 23 11
5377 I wonder if he uses sunscreen? 1.1703 0.02541 276 234 37 5
5378 She (loudly): You are just abominable! He (deadpan): Context is everything. 1.1703 0.02692 276 237 31 8
5379 It’s a hairy climb, but I know I can do it! 1.1702 0.02557 282 240 36 6
5380 Todd, you'll have to wait here, and no he's not being abominable, he's just not into three-ways. 1.1702 0.02508 282 239 38 5
5381 He gave me a message to give to his cousin, Big Foot. 1.1702 0.02557 282 240 36 6
5382 I don't think we should follow him. 1.1701 0.02709 288 249 29 10
5383 One small step for man. One giant leap for Bigfoot. 1.1700 0.02656 247 209 34 4
5384 This dude's a truly gnarly climber. 1.1699 0.02639 259 220 34 5
5385 He's part of the original mountain gear craze. 1.1699 0.02695 259 221 32 6
5386 You want to climb that? I’m not Yeti yet. 1.1699 0.02750 259 222 30 7
5387 Easy for him to say! 1.1698 0.02813 265 229 27 9
5388 Bigfoot? No Winston, you have big feet, not me! And the adage isn't true in your case!" 1.1697 0.02915 271 237 22 12
5389 He left his phone by the register. 1.1697 0.02915 271 237 22 12
5390 He didn't say "hello." 1.1697 0.02566 271 230 36 5
5391 We're stuck - he's am mountain top NIMBY 1.1697 0.02619 271 231 34 6
5392 I told you we needed a thicker coat! 1.1697 0.02583 277 236 35 6
5393 Do you think he’s wearing the new Moncler? 1.1696 0.02744 289 251 27 11
5394 For the last time, this is not the yellow brick road! 1.1696 0.02700 289 250 29 10
5395 I told you fast and light was the better way. 1.1695 0.02726 236 200 32 4
5396 He is always showing off like that/ 1.1694 0.02882 248 214 26 8
5397 You had to bring your distant relative along! 1.1694 0.02882 248 214 26 8
5398 That was an abominable thing to say, dear! 1.1693 0.02725 254 217 31 6
5399 Nice guy. He offered to do the kick-stepping for us. 1.1692 0.02700 266 228 31 7
5400 Is he doing the Irish Goodbye??? 1.1690 0.02730 284 246 28 10
5401 He's fast, yet I feel we could beat him. 1.1690 0.02730 284 246 28 10
5402 I don't want to get down just yeti, I'm having snow much fun! 1.1690 0.02637 284 244 32 8
5403 Apparently the Emporer is wearing no clothes--and doesn't know it. 1.1687 0.02799 243 208 29 6
5404 YETA nother example of an unprepared hiker! 1.1687 0.02871 249 215 26 8
5405 Yetis are never found at this high of elevation, clear evidence of climate change." "Climate change is a hoax! 1.1687 0.02871 249 215 26 8
5406 I will follow him because there ain't no mountain high enough to keep me from getting to him. 1.1686 0.02771 255 219 29 7
5407 You insulted him when called him Mr. Abominable. 1.1686 0.02730 261 224 30 7
5408 Sorry, 16mm only, we were shot down yeti'gain" 1.1685 0.02742 267 230 29 8
5409 Don't even think about it! 1.1685 0.02653 273 234 32 7
5410 He told me The Secret of Life! 1.1685 0.02895 273 239 22 12
5411 I'm beyond New Resolutions and Bucket Lists - I'm going to start a new species! 1.1685 0.02601 273 233 34 6
5412 Well, I'd say he was positively UNabominable. 1.1685 0.02566 279 238 35 6
5413 Sorry to say, but your mother is really hairy. 1.1685 0.02760 279 242 27 10
5414 This new fashion trends for novice climbers is really abominable. 1.1684 0.02581 285 244 34 7
5415 Dude. Cool pullover. 1.1684 0.02593 291 250 33 8
5416 I invited him to brunch, but he's booked up to Spring, who knew? 1.1684 0.02452 291 247 39 5
5417 That naked hairy giant doesn't need oxygen so neither do we! 1.1684 0.02593 291 250 33 8
5418 No, not Big Foot. Just a fashion victim I'm afraid. 1.1680 0.02627 250 212 34 4
5419 I heard he's the only GPS who knows a shortcut to the peak! 1.1680 0.02590 256 217 35 4
5420 He’s probably headed for town! where else would he be going? 1.1680 0.02923 256 223 23 10
5421 He’s going to get Yeti 1.1680 0.02590 256 217 35 4
5422 You mean to tell me you just wanted a damn cup for Christmas! 1.1679 0.02611 262 223 34 5
5423 So, how about catching a movie later? 1.1679 0.02774 262 226 28 8
5424 Does this outfit make me look fat? 1.1679 0.02666 262 224 32 6
5425 Would this be the guide on pikes peak they were referring to? 1.1679 0.02629 268 229 33 6
5426 You think he might lend us some of his fur for the night? 1.1679 0.02507 280 238 37 5
5427 If you can't stop lollygagging,I am going with the Yeti. 1.1678 0.02573 286 245 34 7
5428 He said it is an eco-friendly camouflage outfit. 1.1673 0.02736 251 215 30 6
5429 It's okay to keep going up. He's not that abominable. 1.1673 0.02492 251 211 38 2
5430 He said we could up but warned that the weather is abominable. 1.1673 0.02960 251 219 22 10
5431 He is also headed to the Close Encounter. 1.1673 0.02806 257 222 27 8
5432 Yes, just follow that guy up and then turn right in about 200 yards. 1.1673 0.02580 257 218 35 4
5433 His slope may be steep, but at least it's not slippery 1.1673 0.02580 257 218 35 4
5434 All right, well how about on Snapchat? 1.1673 0.02764 263 227 28 8
5435 My trekking partner was abominable! 1.1673 0.02711 263 226 30 7
5436 I said, "We will race you to the top. Are you afraid you'll lose?" 1.1673 0.02672 269 231 31 7
5437 At this altitude don't you realize you just see mirages! 1.1673 0.02532 275 234 36 5
5438 Please don’t tell me that you asked the Yeti for directions? Don’t you remember how we got here? It seemed pretty simple on the way up. 1.1673 0.02647 281 242 31 8
5439 Talk about an Irish goodbye... 1.1667 0.02701 264 227 30 7
5440 I think we've climbed lightyears back in time. 1.1667 0.02840 252 218 26 8
5441 See, Honey, it's just like I showed you in the video, they have to be real. 1.1667 0.02639 282 243 31 8
5442 Does Carl suspect anything ? 1.1667 0.02440 282 239 39 4
5443 Also, Dude, "Chinaman" is not the preferred nomenclature. 1.1667 0.02701 264 227 30 7
5444 I’m going with him. I’ve always wanted a fur. 1.1667 0.02536 264 224 36 4
5445 Have you seen the new Netflix doc on yetis? It's amazing. 1.1667 0.02849 258 224 25 9
5446 That strange guy just sexually harassed me and he's not wearing clothes. 1.1667 0.02663 270 232 31 7
5447 He's going back to fetch Elaine, again. We've only descended sixty feet. 1.1667 0.02611 270 231 33 6
5448 He is actually really placid. But I would warn you that deodorant doesn’t seem to have caught on in the Sasquatch community so maybe keep an air gap. 1.1667 0.02471 276 234 38 4
5449 #me too is not for Bigfoot, Abominable Snowmen, or primitive animals that might offend you with their curiosity. 1.1667 0.02571 258 219 35 4
5450 Can you hear me now? 1.1667 0.02556 288 247 34 7
5451 He said he knows a good barber near the summit. 1.1661 0.02686 289 251 28 10
5452 He doesn't have any matches, he says he gave up smoking when he became a White Walker. 1.1661 0.02582 283 243 33 7
5453 Lapped you. 1.1661 0.02804 271 236 25 10
5454 I think we need some time apart. We're just too focused on each other. 1.1660 0.02562 259 220 35 4
5455 It's the Abominable trail but his preferred Surname is Yeti 1.1660 0.02658 253 216 32 5
5456 So what if his foot is bigger than yours, let's keep climbing. 1.1660 0.02716 253 217 30 6
5457 No not Sasquatch, just a large, poorly dressed US Forest Service Ranger. 1.1660 0.02716 253 217 30 6
5458 Come on, be a man. 1.1660 0.02635 247 210 33 4
5459 Where is he? We're both blind. 1.1655 0.02641 296 257 29 10
5460 They should call it MatchNOT.com! 1.1655 0.02677 290 252 28 10
5461 Let's follow him. He must be going to that popular waffle hut near the summit. 1.1655 0.02658 278 240 30 8
5462 As you can see to my right are the Appalachian mountains and behind me is absolutely nothing. 1.1654 0.02575 266 227 34 5
5463 Demi Moore only got a million, we’ll get to name a Company! 1.1654 0.02682 266 229 30 7
5464 Sorry I changed my mind, I’m not really into a threesome with Bigfoot 1.1654 0.02629 266 228 32 6
5465 Never knew The Donald was so hairy! 1.1654 0.02786 266 231 26 9
5466 His momma said he has to go home for dinnner. 1.1654 0.02667 260 223 31 6
5467 It's just one more weird thing going down too. 1.1654 0.02648 254 217 32 5
5468 Shaggybones says forgetting the lift tickets was abysmal— foregetting to even bring the skies was abominable, and we could damn well walk down. 1.1653 0.02770 236 202 29 5
5469 He said we shouldn't bother him. Does my handsome husband have nerve enough to do otherwise? 1.1652 0.02717 224 190 31 3
5470 He forgot his slippers! 1.1649 0.02550 279 239 34 6
5471 I'm sorry. It's me... I need less grooming. 1.1649 0.02446 279 237 38 4
5472 He said we should wear stocking caps 1.1649 0.02498 279 238 36 5
5473 I told you not to dis Bruce! 1.1648 0.02584 273 234 33 6
5474 He's looking for a 7-11. 1.1648 0.02686 273 236 29 8
5475 Follow her to the electrolysis. 1.1648 0.02785 273 238 25 10
5476 He was just an extra in Smallfoot. 1.1648 0.02686 273 236 29 8
5477 Whatever you do don't call him a Skunk Ape. 1.1648 0.02620 267 229 32 6
5478 Hold your nose. I smell something abominable. 1.1648 0.02673 267 230 30 7
5479 What do you mean you can't see him? Are you snow blind?" Sheila Ryan, Houston, T 1.1647 0.02518 255 216 36 3
5480 I've got a blister 1.1646 0.02899 243 211 24 8
5481 All he did was grunt! 1.1643 0.02459 286 244 37 5
5482 Why wouldn't I go? I understand he's got a lovely espresso machine. 1.1643 0.02541 280 240 34 6
5483 He's among us. 1.1643 0.02640 280 242 30 8
5484 It's the end of the road for us... I'm yeti-soning you. 1.1643 0.02541 280 240 34 6
5485 Please tell me you didn't just accuse the Yeti of slackpacking. 1.1642 0.02469 274 233 37 4
5486 Do you think we'll be the first to the top? 1.1642 0.02611 268 230 32 6
5487 Oh, well. I guess he's used to the tourist crowd by now. 1.1642 0.02557 268 229 34 5
5488 He said, Give it up, man!" 1.1641 0.02756 262 227 27 8
5489 Please tell me you got that on Boomerang. 1.1641 0.02535 262 223 35 4
5490 He said he's off to make a snowman. I bet it's going to be abominable. 1.1641 0.02592 262 224 33 5
5491 Let's ask where he shops 1.1641 0.02648 262 225 31 6
5492 I don't care if you don't believe in me, I believe in myself! 1.1641 0.03009 256 226 18 12
5493 I think “summitting” could be a “downer.” 1.1641 0.02629 256 219 32 5
5494 I'd like to add you to my LinkedIn network 1.1639 0.02812 238 205 27 6
5495 I think he has no idea where to go 1.1639 0.02548 238 201 35 2
5496 Maybe we should start to head back down. I think I 1.1638 0.02515 293 252 34 7
5497 He can’t stay and talk. He’s writing a book, so he must goeth. 1.1638 0.02401 287 244 39 4
5498 Yeti and I are getting married. 1.1637 0.02726 281 245 26 10
5499 He said we should follow him. 1.1637 0.02679 281 244 28 9
5500 There is a yeti behind me and he's walking away from me 1.1636 0.02618 275 237 31 7
5501 Well,maybe you could too if you weren't such a body-hair grooming little bitch. 1.1636 0.02813 275 241 23 11
5502 He said he's not doing oracle today. 1.1636 0.02548 269 230 34 5
5503 Baby it's cold outside but I think this guy is a bit over dressed. 1.1636 0.02493 269 229 36 4
5504 He says to follow him to Starbucks. He needs his morning java. 1.1635 0.02468 263 223 37 3
5505 Just wait 'til you're at the top! 1.1635 0.02746 263 228 27 8
5506 It is abominable not adominal snowman 1.1632 0.02587 288 249 31 8
5507 When it comes to the dating game, Yeti's just not ready. 1.1631 0.02524 282 242 34 6
5508 Summiting from here is abominable. 1.1630 0.02398 276 234 39 3
5509 Says he left his icepick up top and is going back to retrieve it. 1.1630 0.02558 276 237 33 6
5510 I can't believe I'm stuck up here with you.. Could anything be worse? 1.1630 0.02453 276 235 37 4
5511 Boy they'll let anyone in the Southern Border. 1.1630 0.02846 270 237 22 11
5512 You went though his personalized cooler? Stole his beef jerky? Now you say, "I don't even believe in him?" 1.1628 0.02610 258 221 32 5
5513 I now know what you meant when you said this climb was an abominable idea. 1.1627 0.02500 295 254 34 7
5514 Go back. He's my man now. 1.1627 0.02706 252 217 29 6
5515 No gay bar up there but there is a kitchen shop. 1.1627 0.02821 252 219 25 8
5516 Cute..."Let's have snacks with Fluffy." Really? Where does the dandruff end and the snow start? AND, they don't even make hairnets that big! 1.1626 0.02807 246 213 26 7
5517 I say safety in numbers. 1.1625 0.02565 283 244 32 7
5518 That's the worst athletes foot I've ever seen. 1.1625 0.02549 277 238 33 6
5519 I'm glad we got to the guru first! 1.1624 0.02636 271 234 30 7
5520 More like altitude thicc-ness 1.1624 0.02584 271 233 32 6
5521 You’re an outdoor adventurer. How do we exploit this on Gofundme? 1.1623 0.02814 228 196 27 5
5522 I'll admit the yeti is pulling it off, but I'm still not sold on your plan to grow a beard. 1.1623 0.02508 265 226 35 4
5523 You weren't at all concerned when the tour company asked that you pay the guide in Jack Links? 1.1622 0.02768 259 225 26 8
5524 Oh don't mind him.. I am following the ancient trail 1.1621 0.02810 253 220 25 8
5525 I'm sorry, Glen, but Riggleman was right about the erotica. 1.1621 0.02696 253 218 29 6
5526 Did you see that? 1.1620 0.02407 284 242 38 4
5527 People really don’t pick up hitchhikers anymore. 1.1619 0.02641 278 241 29 8
5528 If we follow him we may never be seen again. 1.1619 0.02591 278 240 31 7
5529 It’s his way or the highway! 1.1619 0.02690 278 242 27 9
5530 He's like Bigfoot for the Instagram generation 1.1618 0.02627 272 235 30 7
5531 He's climbed all the peaks ... and then some. 1.1618 0.02729 272 237 26 9
5532 I told him he was going the wrong way to get to the forest, but he wouldn't listen. 1.1617 0.02363 303 259 39 5
5533 It was a dream honeymoon,until he took me to the top of the Empire State Buildin 1.1614 0.02568 254 217 33 4
5534 Don't believe the tabloids, I'm sure that Sasquatch's don't eat people. 1.1614 0.02744 254 220 27 7
5535 See, it’s not abominable. 1.1614 0.02399 285 243 38 4
5536 It’s just that I overpacked” 1.1614 0.02450 285 244 36 5
5537 Don't follow him - All he can offer is High Tea 1.1612 0.02706 242 208 29 5
5538 Yes Yetti,No Yetti ..Big man, Ha... 1.1610 0.02708 267 232 27 8
5539 What mountain? 1.1610 0.02602 267 230 31 6
5540 I could swear that guy was a fish down by the water. 1.1610 0.02759 267 233 25 9
5541 He didn't have to buy overpriced hiking boots. 1.1609 0.02801 261 228 24 9
5542 The lofty spirit resides in all. 1.1609 0.02582 261 224 32 5
5543 What abominable conceit! 1.1607 0.02367 280 238 39 3
5544 It's too late to go backwards now. I told you it was better that way 1.1607 0.02524 280 241 33 6
5545 If you think he's misunderstood, John, you too can take a hike. 1.1602 0.02550 256 219 33 4
5546 He says he can't find anything big enough to fit him. 1.1602 0.02550 256 219 33 4
5547 I told him one role in the snow isn't a relationship.' His 'foot' size may be astounding but it's not enough. 1.1602 0.02724 256 222 27 7
5548 I guess we're just not his type... 1.1601 0.02465 281 241 35 5
5549 I'm telling you, his farts smell like Chad! 1.1600 0.02585 250 214 32 4
5550 He'll be fine. He just needs to reboot his modem. 1.1600 0.02651 275 239 28 8
5551 Why are you always so mean to him? You know he does not like to wear clothes. 1.1600 0.02369 300 257 38 5
5552 I told you you don't need a ski pole! 1.1600 0.02585 250 214 32 4
5553 He says the Potato Curry Cafe is straight ahead. 1.1600 0.02549 275 237 32 6
5554 He's old and friendly, but handle him with care 1.1599 0.02689 269 234 27 8
5555 But you're gonna need skis. 1.1598 0.02748 244 211 27 6
5556 He said if we go any farther He'll eat us. 1.1596 0.02557 282 244 31 7
5557 Why shouldn't I believe him? He's not from around here 1.1594 0.02755 251 218 26 7
5558 He is cute and cuddly. 1.1594 0.02513 251 214 34 3
5559 He thinks he owns the mountain....him and his brown hairy privilege. 1.1594 0.02755 251 218 26 7
5560 I only have eyes for you 1.1592 0.02388 314 271 36 7
5561 He want's to be the top banana. 1.1592 0.02418 289 248 36 5
5562 He thinks photographing those frozen climbers was abominable! 1.1592 0.02563 289 251 30 8
5563 He said he is going in search of full body shadows. 1.1591 0.02665 264 229 28 7
5564 Well that's rude Shawn, I'm a perfectly normal size 7. 1.1590 0.02448 283 243 35 5
5565 I'm coming back to you, Fenwick. The afterglow with him was hypothermic. 1.1590 0.02499 283 244 33 6
5566 Sportcore really saved me from Grunge 1.1589 0.02704 258 224 27 7
5567 You Yetti get moving............. 1.1588 0.02522 296 257 31 8
5568 He asked me to follow his Big foot steps 1.1587 0.02566 252 216 32 4
5569 The way ahead is truly abominable, but we will get there Yet! 1.1587 0.02566 252 216 32 4
5570 Legend vs Barista? It's a living. 1.1587 0.02457 271 232 35 4
5571 john i swear to god if you play "sweet child o mine" one more time i will go ape shit. this is exactly why i'm divorcing you and starting a new sexual relationship with bigfoot, who is currently fleeing the godawful caterwauliing of the band "Kansas" 1.1587 0.02566 271 234 31 6
5572 Now, about the beef jerky. I'm not going to say I told you so, but... 1.1585 0.02665 246 212 29 5
5573 He want,s to know why there is no cell phone signal. 1.1585 0.02546 265 228 32 5
5574 He says they're having a party. 1.1585 0.02371 265 225 38 2
5575 Babe, I think Bigfoot wants to be our mountain guide. 1.1585 0.02371 265 225 38 2
5576 I told Mr. Sisyphus we’d roll his boulder up the mountain a while.” 1.1583 0.02401 259 220 37 2
5577 I saw his hog; it's ginormous. I'll die if I don't taste it. So, um... peace. 1.1583 0.02769 278 245 22 11
5578 Our New Years resolution was going off the grid!...No turning back now.” “I’m just not sure I’m Yeti.” 1.1581 0.02557 253 217 32 4
5579 We have a better chance of finding a yeti than Muller has finding anything incriminating on Trump. 1.1579 0.02700 266 232 26 8
5580 He wanted to know where the nearest Top Cuts was? 1.1577 0.02712 279 245 24 10
5581 So I have to tell you again--you are so rude! 1.1577 0.02463 279 240 34 5
5582 I cannot believe my species evolved into something like that. Oy veh! 1.1575 0.02752 273 240 23 10
5583 Nice going with the "Bumble" references, Yukon. 1.1575 0.02652 273 238 27 8
5584 He said it was a few hundred feet! 1.1575 0.02422 254 216 36 2
5585 This is an excellent location for a Big and Tall store Frank Buckley Andover, MA 1.1573 0.02321 286 244 39 3
5586 For Yeti's sake, Look up!. 1.1573 0.02583 267 231 30 6
5587 Yeti, there was another man before you. 1.1573 0.02528 267 230 32 5
5588 Bad hair day? 1.1573 0.02706 248 215 27 6
5589 Hey, there goes your wife 1.1571 0.02607 280 244 28 8
5590 One mention of anal bleaching is quirky, the second I think you have designs. 1.1571 0.02730 261 228 25 8
5591 He wanted to know how to call the NFL, NBA, or MLB. 1.1571 0.02562 261 225 31 5
5592 I've tried online dating and prefer our chances on the mountaintop. 1.1570 0.02484 293 254 32 7
5593 ..."Cleavage/Crevice.....no comparison...." 1.1569 0.02540 274 237 31 6
5594 He said his real is actually real 1.1568 0.02726 236 204 27 5
5595 Sorry, but I really want to do something a bit more hairy. 1.1566 0.02598 281 245 28 8
5596 That’s some serious abominable snow, man. 1.1565 0.02495 262 225 33 4
5597 That was beyond cool. 1.1564 0.02544 243 208 32 3
5598 I'm not a big fan for the latest winter fashion trends. 1.1564 0.02424 275 236 35 4
5599 He left his heart in San Francisco... 1.1562 0.02589 256 221 30 5
5600 Uh, You're not going to believe this, but, , , , , 1.1562 0.02761 256 224 24 8
5601 I told you we didn’t need these heavy backpacks! 1.1562 0.02468 256 219 34 3
5602 Wow, he gained a lot of holiday weight. 1.1561 0.02671 269 235 26 8
5603 Yeti! That’s just a big guy wearing than new European fleece. 1.1560 0.02686 250 217 27 6
5604 Oh dear! Don't tell me you're about to propose! 1.1559 0.02656 263 229 27 7
5605 He's my boy friend, now. 1.1558 0.02416 276 237 35 4
5606 But I was asking about the cooler. 1.1558 0.02625 276 241 27 8
5607 Just because he’s not wearing cool stuff like us, doesn’t mean we can hang out together. Honestly! 1.1557 0.02727 244 212 26 6
5608 I told him that provocative clothes were better than no clothes at all. 1.1556 0.02579 257 222 30 5
5609 Another giant leap for mankind is right there if only the two of you can not be so oblivious. 1.1556 0.02638 257 223 28 6
5610 He's going to go eat all the people who died in the plane crash. Yum yum yummy! 1.1556 0.02556 270 234 30 6
5611 Ask him over there for directions 1.1556 0.02610 270 235 28 7
5612 PETA should protest. 1.1556 0.02389 270 231 36 3
5613 Now, look what you've done. I told you not to bring up the Yeti tumblers. 1.1555 0.02532 283 246 30 7
5614 Apparently with global warming, nanookie is harder to come by" 1.1554 0.02506 296 258 30 8
5615 You still staring at my Zit? You rude jerk! 1.1552 0.02462 277 239 33 5
5616 Beware – there’s a bunch of rowdy Boy Scouts on top. 1.1552 0.02566 277 241 29 7
5617 And yet 'e still couldn't tell me why that's what they call 'im. 1.1551 0.02525 245 210 32 3
5618 It’s part of his new diet. Low energy hunting, freeze dried. 1.1550 0.02493 271 234 32 5
5619 For Him. 1.1549 0.02423 284 245 34 5
5620 Not a chance. You still wanna ford that stream? 1.1549 0.02423 284 245 34 5
5621 He said, Please don't call me "Abomnible" 1.1548 0.02666 252 219 27 6
5622 No! As I told you, I AM NOT INTERESTED IN THAT BIG STUPID YETI !!! 1.1548 0.02666 252 219 27 6
5623 Nudity at the beach has evolved in the mountains confirming Darwin's Theory! 1.1547 0.02526 265 229 31 5
5624 I'm catching me some Sasquatch dick. Don't wait up. 1.1545 0.02884 246 217 20 9
5625 The abominable snowman just passed me on his way up this mountain. 1.1544 0.02694 272 239 24 9
5626 Didn't he read the dress rules posted at the entrance? If I'd known they were so lax here , I would have worn my new Manolo Blahniks. 1.1544 0.02485 272 235 32 5
5627 I'll have you know this Yeti will lead me to true enlightenment. You are such a doubter, Harold! 1.1544 0.02539 272 236 30 6
5628 One small step for man one giant step for mankind 1.1544 0.02592 272 237 28 7
5629 Dorris, I am not in the mood to argue right now. 1.1541 0.02497 279 242 31 6
5630 You can only come here if you’re truly not on social media. Very few people believe we exist. 1.1538 0.02433 260 223 34 3
5631 I told you our packs were too heavy 1.1538 0.02583 273 238 28 7
5632 He asked about the men's room... 1.1538 0.02609 260 226 28 6
5633 My dad wants you to follow him to enlightenment. 1.1538 0.02609 260 226 28 6
5634 Do you think we should just wait for him to come to us? 1.1538 0.02433 260 223 34 3
5635 You told me not to forget my Yeti. 1.1538 0.02721 260 228 24 8
5636 Believe in yourself. 1.1538 0.02391 299 259 34 6
5637 See, I told you we were reverting back to earlier times! 1.1536 0.02509 267 231 31 5
5638 you now what lets just set up camp here 1.1533 0.02522 274 238 30 6
5639 Do you think he might tell us the way.? 1.1533 0.02468 274 237 32 5
5640 Yeah, seeing the guru was totally worth it. I'm not going to let life pass me by. 1.1533 0.02600 261 227 28 6
5641 I told you something about this "Guide" 1.1533 0.02543 261 226 30 5
5642 Too abominably warm down here for him. 1.1533 0.02484 261 225 32 4
5643 He said “I am i in Yeti” 1.1532 0.02561 248 214 30 4
5644 I don’t know what he said — I don’t speak Big Footese. 1.1531 0.02642 294 260 23 11
5645 I offered him some clothes but he ignored me. 1.1530 0.02531 281 245 29 7
5646 He's really a pretty good guy. 1.1530 0.02531 281 245 29 7
5647 Want me to ask for an autograph or you? 1.1529 0.02517 255 220 31 4
5648 New Exterior Secretary has just been frozen out!” 1.1529 0.02695 255 223 25 7
5649 We should follow him because he’s allyeti been to the top 1.1528 0.02392 288 249 34 5
5650 And with these ‘Ultra-Shade 5000’ lenses, it’s like there’s no snow at all! 1.1527 0.02591 262 228 28 6
5651 He said he's exhausted, yet he continues to climb. 1.1527 0.02475 262 226 32 4
5652 Forget those television adds you see about the aggressive Bigfoot creatures in the lowlands. These highland Yetis are downright sensitive. This one mumbled something to the effect that it needed to get away and clear its head after our exchange. 1.1527 0.02591 262 228 28 6
5653 Yes, abominable, Yethe is the dearest of hiking companions. 1.1526 0.02614 249 216 28 5
5654 We probably should have thrown red paint on his fur. 1.1524 0.02435 269 232 33 4
5655 Hurry, or she will leave us! 1.1524 0.02600 269 235 27 7
5656 You just gotta believe in yourself. 1.1523 0.02627 256 223 27 6
5657 You’re not gonna believe this, but he’s actually quite friendly. 1.1522 0.02341 276 237 36 3
5658 Of course I didn't see him. I believe in UFO's. 1.1521 0.02581 263 229 28 6
5659 You seem nice...Yeti just broke things off and will need some time before jumping into a new relationship. 1.1520 0.02665 250 218 26 6
5660 Summit Ice: Never Deny the Existence of Yetis. Or the Holocaust. 1.1520 0.02665 250 218 26 6
5661 Foot! 1.1520 0.02783 250 220 22 8
5662 The plan was that I would summit first! 1.1520 0.02665 250 218 26 6
5663 It's my big brother headed to Harvard. 1.1519 0.02746 270 239 21 10
5664 He said the latest weather report didn't mention any avalanche threat. 1.1518 0.02641 224 193 28 3
5665 Yet he doesn't ever rest! 1.1516 0.02577 244 211 29 4
5666 Totally...just let me go grab some pants. 1.1516 0.02443 277 240 32 5
5667 This is a hoax. Science proved the Yeti didn't exist decades ago. We shall move along. 1.1515 0.02436 297 259 31 7
5668 You just don't have it Luke. 1.1515 0.02733 231 201 25 5
5669 Don't be scared, he's the New Yorker's newest Caption Contest judge, on a break. 1.1515 0.02735 264 233 22 9
5670 I just broke up with him. He is too much of a momma’s boy for me. 1.1515 0.02682 264 232 24 8
5671 He said ,HAPPY NEW YEAR! and tell president TRUMP if he dont get funds for his wall i will shit you one.... 1.1514 0.02886 251 223 18 10
5672 And you just missed the abominable snowman. 1.1513 0.02529 271 236 29 6
5673 Your so abominable. 1.1513 0.02529 271 236 29 6
5674 He said he needs to take a potty break. 1.1513 0.02418 271 234 33 4
5675 Maybe these ones will finally notice me... 1.1507 0.02626 272 239 25 8
5676 I didn't want a photo he isn't verified on twitter. 1.1506 0.02357 259 222 35 2
5677 Holy shit it's the fucking yeti! Quick, take a picture!" "Suck my balls Sharon you dumb bitch 1.1505 0.02685 299 267 19 13
5678 He must be so cold. 1.1504 0.02554 266 232 28 6
5679 Yeah, saw him on the airtrain. Self-styled Master of Disguise. 1.1504 0.02609 266 233 26 7
5680 Carol: He moved all the way here from the United States after Trump built a wall on his property for no reason! Ben: Ruthless... 1.1503 0.02440 286 249 31 6
5681 He asked if we were interested in a manage. 1.1503 0.02539 286 251 27 8
5682 Think he knows any Fornite dances? 1.1502 0.02636 253 221 26 6
5683 Greg, I'm only a size 8! 1.1502 0.02514 253 219 30 4
5684 What? I told him it’s still 45. 1.1502 0.02576 253 220 28 5
5685 Got change for a $50? 1.1502 0.02695 253 222 24 7
5686 Didn't I tell you these hiking shoes were a total waste of money? 1.1502 0.02451 293 256 30 7
5687 He said his is 'Yada-Yada-Yada.' But, I could be wrong. 1.1500 0.02411 260 224 33 3
5688 I think something happened to our friend. 1.1500 0.02594 240 208 28 4
5689 sheesh... foot traffic up here is even bigger than the city. 1.1500 0.02531 260 226 29 5
5690 One of those Shackleton Guys 1.1498 0.02600 267 234 26 7
5691 We really should've all worn the warm overalls, Jacob. 1.1498 0.02483 247 213 31 3
5692 Why can't you be so thoughtful? 1.1498 0.02795 247 218 21 8
5693 He told me “No, my cousin is not Yeti” 1.1496 0.02556 274 240 27 7
5694 He said it's his favorite short-cut, hills no problem and he absolutely loves the scenery 1.1496 0.02503 274 239 29 6
5695 Nice going. We’re stranded halfway up without a guide all because you just couldn’t stop singing “Zendaya is Meechee.” 1.1496 0.02566 254 221 28 5
5696 Did you see that Yeti? 1.1494 0.02522 261 227 29 5
5697 He said ‘brb gotta pop a squat’. 1.1493 0.02570 288 254 25 9
5698 I'm sorry Sean, but he captured my heart and sent my spirit soaring to the mountain top. 1.1493 0.02481 268 233 30 5
5699 Geez, I feel so under dressed! 1.1493 0.02536 268 234 28 6
5700 It's abominable to be so naked! 1.1493 0.02481 268 233 30 5
5701 Fred, do you see that large hairy creature? What, I didn't know your ex-boyfriend was here 1.1492 0.02602 248 216 27 5
5702 Yeti tink I taw it! 1.1490 0.02675 255 224 24 7
5703 Shall we ask to borrow his crampons? 1.1489 0.02455 282 246 30 6
5704 Somehow he knew it was time to move on when the bell rang. Hi, I'm Cheryl! 1.1489 0.02757 235 206 23 6
5705 Being a Harvey Weinstein paparazzi is getting more difficult. 1.1489 0.02571 262 229 27 6
5706 They'll never believe it without a Video! 1.1488 0.02640 242 211 26 5
5707 I’m sorry. This is where we have to part ways. I’ve decided to follow my heart with Bigfoot. Thank you. next. 1.1487 0.02527 269 235 28 6
5708 When you said you’d take me to the heights, I didnt’ think this is what you meant!!! 1.1487 0.02415 269 233 32 4
5709 It’ll be a million years before someone makes it up this far 1.1483 0.02679 236 206 25 5
5710 He's looking for his mislaid longjohns. 1.1483 0.02504 263 229 29 5
5711 I turned him down for a date, yet he persisted in asking for one. Get it? 1.1483 0.02618 263 231 25 7
5712 He said keep trekking and we'll make it to the top! 1.1481 0.02694 243 213 24 6
5713 Goddammit I told you the Yeti was now vegetarian!!,I told you not to make turkey and ham sandwiches. 1.1480 0.02478 277 242 29 6
5714 There is something so beautiful about nature...in all of its forms. 1.1480 0.02520 250 217 29 4
5715 The only difference between any two entities in the various worlds is a matter of orthogonal rotation. 1.1479 0.02387 284 247 32 5
5716 The view is breathtaking, but cell coverage stinks. 1.1477 0.02669 237 207 25 5
5717 I'll be joining Warren's exploratory committee and you're waiting for Biden to declare so I guess it's goodbye 1.1477 0.02365 298 260 32 6
5718 He says it is easier to summit by way of the southern route. 1.1476 0.02617 271 239 24 8
5719 He didn't like the Smallfoot movie so he won't take us to his village. 1.1475 0.02419 244 210 32 2
5720 I came here for exotic viewing- not exotic mooning!" Adam Moakher, Oakland C 1.1475 0.02521 278 244 27 7
5721 I think he's on the wrong mountain. 1.1475 0.02572 278 245 25 8
5722 I think Santa needs to shave” 1.1474 0.02379 285 248 32 5
5723 Mutha fucker said Patagonia was for weenies!!!! 1.1474 0.02673 285 254 20 11
5724 Turn around and follow our cross fit instructor. 1.1472 0.02487 265 231 29 5
5725 So I heard that there was a really hairy man pretending he is big foot, around here . 1.1471 0.02446 272 237 30 5
5726 I said, "Have you heard of #MeToo?", and he turned on his heels. 1.1471 0.02658 238 208 25 5
5727 Apparently he's sick of everyone Messin' with Sasquatch. 1.1468 0.02501 252 219 29 4
5728 I said “Do Not follow the Yeti”!! 1.1468 0.02742 252 223 21 8
5729 About time he loped in-focus. 1.1466 0.02478 266 232 29 5
5730 My estate is not ready for probate. 1.1466 0.02535 266 233 27 6
5731 I hear a Yeti's inner temperature always stays the same 1.1465 0.02493 273 239 28 6
5732 Nobody told him November ended two months ago. 1.1462 0.02789 253 225 19 9
5733 The big snowball fell off his back. 1.1462 0.02492 253 220 29 4
5734 He's pissed. He still hasn't received his comped Rambler Tumbler. 1.1462 0.02682 260 230 22 8
5735 The Schoen-Rene Caption on the boxing-gloved pianist was better! 1.1461 0.02942 219 194 18 7
5736 What in the world did he eat? Breathing at these elevations is never THIS hard. 1.1461 0.02635 267 236 23 8
5737 Some of our old travel companions got a little too invested. 1.1461 0.02581 267 235 25 7
5738 Not interested, but he said the White House might try Bigfoot. 1.1459 0.02546 281 248 25 8
5739 Let's ask if he knows the way to the abominable snowman. 1.1459 0.02445 281 246 29 6
5740 He asked if we'd seen Jill . . . yeti. 1.1457 0.02590 247 216 26 5
5741 Are you still sold on all our gear 1.1457 0.02525 247 215 28 4
5742 I forget my camera. I think I'll have to head down. 1.1457 0.02419 254 220 31 3
5743 He groped me ! 1.1456 0.02502 261 228 28 5
5744 I told you my feet were too small for this climb. 1.1456 0.02617 261 230 24 7
5745 Because, Brett, those are incredibly offensive names. And the Journey song is tired. 1.1456 0.02442 261 227 30 4
5746 Just don't offer him oatmeal. 1.1456 0.02502 261 228 28 5
5747 Well, Jacques-o, what's next for you? Jacques LaFleur: I don't know. There's always Loch Ness. [Both laugh] 1.1455 0.02572 268 236 25 7
5748 I wonder why they call him the Abdominal Snowman? 1.1455 0.02731 275 246 18 11
5749 Honey look, our cooler can walk! 1.1455 0.02581 275 243 24 8
5750 Yeti-r you go again, on with the yeti jokes. 1.1455 0.02309 275 238 34 3
5751 I can't even with you guys right now... 1.1452 0.02704 248 219 22 7
5752 His positive attitude will help him seek great heights. 1.1450 0.02493 262 229 28 5
5753 He said his name is Abominable. 1.1450 0.02452 269 235 29 5
5754 Had me fooled,thought for sure he'd want our peanut butter. 1.1450 0.02395 269 234 31 4
5755 You know that's not the direction to the up-town R train. 1.1450 0.02395 269 234 31 4
5756 You shouldn't have asked him if he went an Ivy League School! 1.1449 0.02467 276 242 28 6
5757 His family has been climbing this mountain for centuries. You' d think they's be bored by now. 1.1449 0.02413 276 241 30 5
5758 You’ll never guess where they got the name! 1.1449 0.02301 276 239 34 3
5759 Didnt you forget something...like our skis. Elizabeth Shaw, San Francisco. CA. 1.1449 0.02479 283 249 27 7
5760 Did you have to tell him that we'd meet him up there later? I have no more big foot cookies. 1.1446 0.02305 249 214 34 1
5761 Where did you say you saw the bigfoot? 1.1445 0.02526 256 224 27 5
5762 He said, "Send a paparazzi dog and I'll talk." 1.1445 0.02425 263 229 30 4
5763 This is a great spot for our new headquarters 1.1444 0.02554 270 238 25 7
5764 It's bald. 1.1443 0.02383 291 255 30 6
5765 I tried but I can’t keep up with him. 1.1442 0.02282 312 273 33 6
5766 Starbucks is down the mountain, not up. 1.1441 0.02722 236 208 22 6
5767 Really, he’s not so, just abominable P.R. 1.1440 0.02456 257 224 29 4
5768 I already don't want to carry my own crap - now I have to carry his too? 1.1440 0.02262 257 221 35 1
5769 You offended him with your ape jealousy 1.1439 0.02545 271 239 25 7
5770 Take a picture, it'll last longer creep! - I have a boyfriend. 1.1439 0.02491 271 238 27 6
5771 Wow, those sure look like big footsteps to follow in." "I know -- and he's not even wearing socks!" 1.1439 0.02378 271 236 31 4
5772 He said, "Stick with me, and I'll make you the smartest kid on this mountain!" 1.1439 0.02491 271 238 27 6
5773 He said there's a Starbucks about a mile back. He knew a shortcut and they'll never see us coming. 1.1439 0.02503 278 245 26 7
5774 I hope he uses toilet paper 1.1439 0.02412 285 250 29 6
5775 Yes, his name is Eddie Moretti. Yes, he likes spaghetti. But he is clearly a SASQUATCH. 1.1438 0.02326 292 255 32 5
5776 Damn that guy needs something...maybe a haircut...I don't know... 1.1435 0.02728 216 189 23 4
5777 He said he's slouching. Where's Bethlehem? 1.1435 0.02711 237 209 22 6
5778 Honey, I told you we shouldn't have left without a compass; how just how far have we walked?" 1.1435 0.02576 237 207 26 4
5779 He asked if he should expect a coffee shop to follow. 1.1435 0.02576 237 207 26 4
5780 Is this slope for ski-dating or Tindering? 1.1434 0.02738 258 230 19 9
5781 Really? That's the view? Both Matt Whitaker and Denver Riggleman recommended this hike . . . 1.1434 0.02320 258 223 33 2
5782 He said that he's going on ahead to ward off all the troubles and worries of our endangered generation. 1.1434 0.02312 272 236 33 3
5783 The Yeti is despondent as the LBGQ said it can not be a member. 1.1434 0.02641 272 242 21 9
5784 Look, I know we just met him, but I do think it's best if I go up with him alone because of his fear of numbers." 1.1434 0.02312 272 236 33 3
5785 His name is Yentl Yeti but he won't take a selfie with me! 1.1434 0.02442 279 245 28 6
5786 Oh ya, the ranger did say they were bringing in path clearing equipment. 1.1434 0.02442 279 245 28 6
5787 All right, have it your way—you heard a yeti lament! 1.1429 0.02479 252 220 28 4
5788 I want to live the hairy life 1.1429 0.02496 287 254 25 8
5789 I guess they didn’t wear hats back then. 1.1429 0.02434 280 246 28 6
5790 I didn't mean to offend. Everyone likes snowball sandwiches! 1.1429 0.02542 252 221 26 5
5791 Odd, he asked me to call him a Yeber. 1.1429 0.02447 287 253 27 7
5792 Remember,I told you to buy that suit last week?" 1.1429 0.02558 259 228 25 6
5793 The Hair Unapparent 1.1429 0.02515 266 234 26 6
5794 I’m thinking if we follow him we may never be seen again!! 1.1429 0.02362 273 238 31 4
5795 He/She may be abominable but, is great if you need a hand or something warm to hold onto. 1.1429 0.02339 266 231 32 3
5796 Yukon Yeti Yogi Yahoo 1.1429 0.02625 266 236 22 8
5797 He says if we don’t leave his land, he’s will kick our asses ! 1.1429 0.02409 294 259 28 7
5798 You gotta come through me to get through him!! 1.1429 0.02499 259 227 27 5
5799 I was young and innocent,but now I have found my dream,Captain Von T. 1.1429 0.02499 259 227 27 5
5800 Are we supposed to be blind, or is it just bright? 1.1429 0.02542 252 221 26 5
5801 He said don't go on Wolverton Mountain. 1.1429 0.02454 245 213 29 3
5802 Whatever you do, don't make any sudden bowel movements. 1.1423 0.02465 274 241 27 6
5803 Do you think he got his outfit at Sports Authority? 1.1423 0.02367 260 226 31 3
5804 Hello, I'm following a big giant. I want to see what he's up to. 1.1423 0.02304 260 225 33 2
5805 maybe the Donald will get us there 1.1423 0.02712 253 225 20 8
5806 I counted eight passes of the basketball. How about you? 1.1423 0.02653 253 224 22 7
5807 Yeah, you have just spotted a real trail legend; thru-hikes this peak barely leaving a footprint 1.1419 0.02528 289 257 23 9
5808 I told you we were close to the hot springs! 1.1418 0.02539 261 230 25 6
5809 The mountain would not come to Monster Erotica. 1.1418 0.02481 261 229 27 5
5810 I told you not to bring your brother along—his personality is too big. 1.1417 0.02523 254 223 26 5
5811 Your hiking skills are an obination ! 1.1417 0.02692 247 219 21 7
5812 He's an agent and he wants to make us rich and famous. 1.1415 0.02254 325 286 32 7
5813 Wow. I can't believe that the legendary monster known as the Yeti or Abominable Snowman is standing right behind me. This just goes to show that anything can happen when you climb mountains. 1.1412 0.02633 255 226 22 7
5814 I expected Naples to be warmer. 1.1412 0.02387 255 222 30 3
5815 Yes that really was him! I thought for a while that we were an item but he said he just couldn't stand my tiny feet. 1.1411 0.02493 248 217 27 4
5816 I don't care what kind of trail etiquette your ex has. 1.1411 0.02467 241 210 28 3
5817 I have a hard time keeping up... my feet aren’t as big. 1.1411 0.02603 241 212 24 5
5818 What a waste. His feet isn’t really all that big. 1.1409 0.02415 291 257 27 7
5819 The weather up there is abominable! 1.1406 0.02379 256 223 30 3
5820 I'm going to get my back blown out by a Yeti that's where I'm going! 1.1406 0.02681 256 228 20 8
5821 You smelling that? He’s leaving a downwind gas trail of garlic pepper beef jerkey! 1.1406 0.02681 256 228 20 8
5822 He lives around here somewhere around here. 1.1406 0.02379 256 223 30 3
5823 He aid there is nothing up there but angst. 1.1405 0.02659 242 214 22 6
5824 These shades are really dark. 1.1404 0.02641 235 207 23 5
5825 I checked. There weren't any listings for "excellent" snowmen. 1.1404 0.02445 285 252 26 7
5826 Do you have the Age? 1.1403 0.02378 278 244 29 5
5827 This is abominable. What took you so long? 1.1402 0.02471 271 239 26 6
5828 He just said,’Please get out of my way and go on back down.’ 1.1400 0.02601 250 221 23 6
5829 You have angered my father, Gornak, son of Tetow. He will never support out union now! 1.1398 0.02699 236 209 21 6
5830 No matter how high that Yeti climbs, his inside temperature is always the same. 1.1398 0.02476 279 247 25 7
5831 Bigfoot is wearing the latest in thermal wear. 1.1396 0.02503 265 234 25 6
5832 Is it me... or did steve forget to shave again? 1.1394 0.02378 287 253 28 6
5833 I tell you - I'm seeing things" 1.1391 0.02550 266 236 23 7
5834 No point to get civilised - these guys can't even agree on continuing resolution 1.1389 0.02642 252 224 21 7
5835 He thinks he'll win, but he doesn't have the right clothing. 1.1388 0.02354 281 247 29 5
5836 Man says, "You think you're sharp, just because your head comes to a point" 1.1387 0.02610 238 210 23 5
5837 These new sunglasses block 100% AS rays. 1.1383 0.02446 253 222 27 4
5838 Please stay. I beg you not to cro! 1.1382 0.02326 275 241 30 4
5839 I told you his brain isn't big enough to know that passing in the right lane is illegal. 1.1379 0.02405 290 257 26 7
5840 Is that you walking away from me? 1.1377 0.02201 276 240 34 2
5841 Just the beauty of Father Nature... 1.1377 0.02429 276 244 26 6
5842 Maybe if we follow in his big foot prints we can keep-up. 1.1377 0.02544 247 218 24 5
5843 Cranston Now youttps://www.newyorker.com/cartoons/contest#thisweek 1.1377 0.02342 247 215 30 2
5844 You think you’re smarter than everybody else! You don’t even know which way is up!” [Underscore the word "up" 1.1375 0.02468 269 238 25 6
5845 You're so insecure, no one can stand to be around you. 1.1375 0.02521 240 211 25 4
5846 Why won't you believe me? What we saw in that lake was the Loch Ness! 1.1375 0.02656 240 213 21 6
5847 Go away. Leave me alone. I want to explore this mountain in my own. 1.1373 0.02552 255 226 23 6
5848 #MeTwoDegrees 1.1372 0.02252 277 242 32 3
5849 I just realized I forgot my YETI at home. 1.1372 0.02366 277 244 28 5
5850 I feel like in a movie... don’t you? 1.1370 0.02129 292 254 36 2
5851 Have you seen any Yeti? No, not yet. 1.1370 0.02237 292 256 32 4
5852 You’re acting abominably. 1.1369 0.02381 263 231 28 4
5853 He said he’s just getting back from his holiday vacation on the island of misfit toys. 1.1365 0.02324 249 217 30 2
5854 Yeti pubes, dude. Now we know 1.1365 0.02560 271 242 21 8
5855 I would rather marry big foot than you! 1.1365 0.02332 293 259 28 6
5856 He's says he gets clothes right now, or he walks for good. 1.1365 0.02230 293 257 32 4
5857 Argue, argue, argue! 1.1364 0.02469 286 255 23 8
5858 He forgot his pajamas. 1.1364 0.02373 264 232 28 4
5859 He said the nudist colony is an EEO. 1.1362 0.02179 279 243 34 2
5860 Speaking of which, my new boss is an abominable. 1.1362 0.02350 279 246 28 5
5861 He says we are approaching the Upland border where clothes are not allowed. and everyone fury. 1.1362 0.02411 257 226 27 4
5862 The sooner we get to the top the sooner we turn back into fish! 1.1362 0.02534 257 228 23 6
5863 He said what I am wearing is way out of style--what an abominable comment! 1.1361 0.02116 294 256 36 2
5864 I think your fruitless pursuit is an abomination. 1.1360 0.02329 272 239 29 4
5865 Are you Yeti to continue or not? 1.1357 0.02338 258 226 29 3
5866 There's nothing funny here, so please step back. 1.1355 0.02292 310 275 28 7
5867 He said Survivor need to talk to his agent. 1.1354 0.02403 288 256 25 7
5868 He's got great snow shoes" 1.1353 0.02530 266 237 22 7
5869 That's the hairy guy I've been lookin' for, I'm going after him! 1.1352 0.02482 244 215 25 4
5870 I told you it was a great idea to recreate the movie BirdBox with these shades on 1.1351 0.02455 259 229 25 5
5871 It looks like we should ditch the jackets and get fur coats instead. 1.1351 0.02265 259 226 31 2
5872 You look dazed and confused. 1.1350 0.02254 274 240 31 3
5873 Let's keep our eyes wide open for any hint of HIS presence! 1.1349 0.02559 252 224 22 6
5874 It's the abominable impeached-man on the way to his final summit with Kim Jong-um. 1.1347 0.02473 245 216 25 4
5875 I knew all those hiking lessons were a crock of shit 1.1346 0.02565 260 232 21 7
5876 Cool, I wasn’t aware that A.I. had created a new climbing solution. 1.1346 0.02565 260 232 21 7
5877 Says he' can't miss showdown with 'biggest, best,' etc." 1.1345 0.02305 275 242 29 4
5878 I just met Bigfoot and he thanked me for looking in on his wife. 1.1345 0.02285 290 256 29 5
5879 You might say I saved the last dance for you. 1.1344 0.02487 253 224 24 5
5880 He said that he's looking for a shoe store that carries extra wide sizes. 1.1344 0.02357 253 222 28 3
5881 Do you think he needs crampons 1.1343 0.02279 268 235 30 3
5882 Well, if you weren't so stubborn. 1.1341 0.02612 261 234 19 8
5883 He’s not sociable,yet,I think I heard him grunt. 1.1341 0.02297 276 243 29 4
5884 It's an experiment to determine if he can replace snow groooming equipment. 1.1339 0.02349 254 223 28 3
5885 I think our guide's lunch might have been braised rabbit in garlic sauce. 1.1339 0.02414 254 224 26 4
5886 I'm leaving you, Chad. I'm only into Bigfoot cock now. 1.1339 0.02659 254 228 18 8
5887 OH MY GOSH! JANET! BEHIND YOU! DO YOU SEE THAT? It's a woman. 1.1338 0.02364 284 252 26 6
5888 No, he's the "abdominble" snowman! 1.1338 0.02364 284 252 26 6
5889 You get the spray tan, I’ll get the rope. 1.1338 0.02467 284 254 22 8
5890 Oh it is just another ordinary mountain to climb. 1.1336 0.02585 247 220 21 6
5891 He said “Marsha, Marsha, Marsha.” It’s time for you to turn back, John. 1.1336 0.02305 262 230 29 3
5892 fuck shi t fuckfuck shit .. fuck 1.1336 0.02559 277 249 19 9
5893 I dunno. He just fast-talked something like “Hillary, stop following me”, “hell freezes over”, and the “fastest most beautiful path to Kremlin anyone on earth has ever seen”. PG 1.1333 0.02382 270 239 26 5
5894 Can you believe the New Yorker tried to scam me for $120 bucks after the trial p eriod, what a pack of cocksuckers...duck The New Yorker..BITCH 1.1333 0.02649 255 229 18 8
5895 Why'd you have to Bigfoot our decision to peacefully hike to the summit? 1.1333 0.02356 285 253 26 6
5896 Woman, everything is an uphill battle with you. Just put one foot before the other. 1.1331 0.02338 278 246 27 5
5897 I know he can't help it with the altitude and all, but I'm eve-level with his ass and I'm going to get pink eye before we summit. 1.1331 0.02537 263 235 21 7
5898 We go now, we catch the draft. 1.1328 0.02315 271 239 28 4
5899 He made a pass at me ! 1.1328 0.02396 256 226 26 4
5900 If you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em. 1.1328 0.02486 241 213 24 4
5901 Any snow up there? 1.1326 0.02411 264 234 25 5
5902 I’m trying to climb -with a primate 1.1326 0.02411 264 234 25 5
5903 I'm thinking of trading my Canada Goose Down for a Yeti Fur. 1.1326 0.02411 264 234 25 5
5904 He loves a good freeze dried chicken tetrazzini that feeds EIGHT. 1.1323 0.02323 257 226 28 3
5905 No dice. They just showed me their copy of an Injunction Against Harassment. 1.1322 0.02197 295 260 31 4
5906 Hmmph--peakbagger. 1.1321 0.02482 280 251 21 8
5907 What do you mean, “we can’t follow him, he’s not wearing sunglasses”..? 1.1320 0.02109 303 266 34 3
5908 H'm I thought I heard something. Oh well, it must be the wind... or a fat gorilla yelling 1.1317 0.02601 243 217 20 6
5909 Each time he goes up, he complains about a missing rock. 1.1317 0.02258 281 248 29 4
5910 I've just been YETTI-IZED! 1.1317 0.02368 281 250 25 6
5911 Give me that stick; I am going to follow him. 1.1314 0.02291 274 242 28 4
5912 That guy thinks he’s so much cooler than us because his feet are bigger than oura 1.1314 0.02349 274 243 26 5
5913 He's in a hurry to get to the sock hop dance... 1st place is a thick wool pair... 1.1313 0.02429 297 267 21 9
5914 OK, its true...I’m going with him because your #metoo backpack 1.1313 0.02493 259 231 22 6
5915 I wonder where he got those sturdy boots from. 1.1312 0.02360 282 251 25 6
5916 For avalanche sake! He should be packing a transmitter, snow shovel and probe. He can’t expect 911 out here. 1.1310 0.02554 229 203 22 4
5917 The Abominable Snowman is a myth, like having to wear a jacket when you climb a mountain. 1.1309 0.02164 275 241 32 2
5918 It’s amazing what evolution can do when you can’t get to the summit for 20yrs 1.1306 0.02379 245 216 26 3
5919 "He said he likes to come up her for his privacy" 1.1306 0.02581 245 219 20 6
5920 I accidentally called him Abdominable Snowman and he's sensitive about his weight. 1.1306 0.02377 268 238 25 5
5921 I think it’s that Ultralight Fur Yeti-Ready model? 1.1303 0.02475 261 233 22 6
5922 You'll never get up there without the right gear. 1.1301 0.02369 246 217 26 3
5923 you should have given him your call card 1.1298 0.02345 262 232 26 4
5924 He must be really piss off 1.1296 0.02418 270 241 23 6
5925 It's about The Quatch on the mountain 1.1295 0.02479 278 250 20 8
5926 There goes the neighborhood. They let up here these days ... 1.1293 0.02516 263 236 20 7
5927 Do you think we should go back to that look? 1.1292 0.02607 240 215 19 6
5928 It's Sasquash's summit home 1.1292 0.02107 271 237 33 1
5929 I did not have sex with him! 1.1292 0.02293 271 240 27 4
5930 He says someone put steroids on his only razor 1.1289 0.02559 256 230 19 7
5931 It's an old world up there! 1.1288 0.02134 264 231 32 1
5932 So... that part about the rest of our days together... we're still good, yeah? 1.1288 0.02265 264 233 28 3
5933 Sorry. He's turn down his visit with Bigfoot. 1.1279 0.02290 258 228 27 3
5934 Now is the time to try your new battery razor. 1.1277 0.02085 274 240 33 1
5935 Keep looking I'm sure we can pick its' traks up again. 1.1276 0.02137 290 256 31 3
5936 I don't care if the haute route is on your bucket list I'm going to the maibeau spa to warm up. 1.1274 0.02147 259 227 31 1
5937 He promised he'd write every day! 1.1273 0.02363 267 238 24 5
5938 Sometimes, my imagination is lazy and only walks wild. 1.1264 0.02330 261 232 25 4
5939 Cuddling, that's where it is! 1.1264 0.02265 261 231 27 3
5940 Qianlong Ping 1.1264 0.02246 277 246 27 4
5941 it's fur coat seson 1.1261 0.02534 238 213 20 5
5942 No. He was just merely awful. Jeff Tillotson Dallas, Texas jtillotson100@gmail.com 1.1259 0.02120 278 245 31 2
5943 He said," Look at this mountain; it's fabulous. The guy who put this together did a wonderful job." 1.1255 0.02404 247 220 23 4
5944 He said even though he has a Bigfoot he jogs like this every morning 1.1255 0.02263 247 218 27 2
5945 Where's a camera when you need one? Small foot exists! 1.1255 0.02388 271 243 22 6
5946 Hey, let's follow his trail to the top! 1.1254 0.02137 287 254 30 3
5947 He's on a mission 1.1254 0.02137 287 254 30 3
5948 The surprise is better when he starts it higher up! 1.1250 0.02380 272 244 22 6
5949 He didn't know you have to be thirteen to enter and vote. 1.1250 0.02186 288 256 28 4
5950 Sunglasses. 1.1250 0.02214 256 226 28 2
5951 My jeans got spliced. 1.1250 0.02241 288 257 26 5
5952 Hillary Clinton made deals with yetis to rig the election! 1.1245 0.02314 273 244 24 5
5953 He’s not down with pegging, which I totally respect, but you know I need to dominate our plus ones like that in a threesome context or I can’t climax. 1.1245 0.02703 241 219 14 8
5954 Look! What`s down there? 1.1240 0.02198 258 228 28 2
5955 Let’s catch up. I’ve always to stand on the shoulders of a giant. 1.1236 0.02280 267 238 25 4
5956 He : You could’ve frozen to death - you left camp without your parka ? She : Why, that strong Yetti carried me in his arms & kept me cuddled warm.... he was more of a gentleman than you are, my dear ! 1.1236 0.02323 259 231 24 4
5957 I'd heard that antique fur is all the rage on the slopes! 1.1232 0.02290 276 247 24 5
5958 I've heard time travel happens in high altitude. 1.1231 0.02249 260 231 26 3
5959 Oats not what he said, it’s how he said it 1.1230 0.02489 252 227 19 6
5960 Didn’t we meet in Istanbul? 1.1230 0.02334 244 217 24 3
5961 Going up,that guy does not leaven tracks 1.1226 0.02430 261 235 20 6
5962 Stanislaw Szudkalaki told me you would be here 1.1224 0.02396 245 219 22 4
5963 I told you we didn't need backpacks. 1.1224 0.02197 294 263 26 5
5964 where's that can of paint you brought 1.1224 0.02122 286 254 29 3
5965 We’re not there yet, but the Yetty is! 1.1223 0.02096 278 246 30 2
5966 What a surprise seeing you here! I keep seeing some of strangest things on this adventure, and I'm becoming convinced that just about everyone passes through this place. 1.1222 0.02316 270 242 23 5
5967 A Big Foot!! I want to get a selfe!!! 1.1222 0.02316 270 242 23 5
5968 With those feet, he can climb faster, farther, and higher - and the natural fur provides good insulation against the cold. 1.1216 0.02332 255 228 23 4
5969 I think I saw that Yeti somewhere around here. 1.1215 0.02308 247 220 24 3
5970 He was “snow bathing.” His clothes are on the summit. Bryan Mattimore Stamford, CT Bmattimore@growth-Engine.com 1.1212 0.02217 264 235 26 3
5971 I think he lost his Knapsack 1.1212 0.02281 264 236 24 4
5972 DOH, how would he know about copyright infringement? 1.1211 0.02514 256 232 17 7
5973 Are you the one who just tweeted that he was abominable? Come with me for your public shaming. You can't escape the twitter-police. 1.1208 0.02395 265 239 20 6
5974 Watch it! It's the Abdominal Snowman a.k.a. Abominable Snowman or Yeti. 1.1208 0.02335 265 238 22 5
5975 He said he'll be right back...forgot his Depends 1.1204 0.02214 299 269 24 6
5976 I thought we were on a date far from the maddening crowd! 1.1203 0.02265 266 238 24 4
5977 Was that a yeti or hairy man. Patrick McGuire Waldorf MD 1.1203 0.02144 291 260 27 4
5978 I told you not to forget the car keys 1.1200 0.02217 275 246 25 4
5979 He may be abominable, but at least he’s hairy! 1.1200 0.02281 250 223 24 3
5980 Places! 1.1199 0.02378 267 241 20 6
5981 I 1.1197 0.02425 259 234 19 6
5982 With your feet, I'm not sure if that guy behind us really is Big Foot. 1.1197 0.02232 259 231 25 3
5983 You didn22id%22:%22edf95465-d248-448e-8f5c-eb4ab9174d61%22%2C%22session_count%22:1%2C%22last_session_ts%22:1546725587614} 1.1190 0.02361 269 243 20 6
5984 He has left us, quitting the Himalayan guide. He tweeted "A Yeti would not be a sucker any more!" 1.1188 0.02527 261 238 15 8
5985 I gave it to Dad. He needed a toothpick. 1.1188 0.02216 261 233 25 3
5986 He says distant planetoid Ultima Thule is snowman. 1.1185 0.02233 270 242 24 4
5987 It's Bubba's neanderthal brain that bothers me. 1.1181 0.02098 271 241 28 2
5988 Of course we'd find a Yeti in a trackless waste. 1.1179 0.02238 280 252 23 5
5989 Maybe you should tell him there's nothing up! 1.1176 0.02336 272 246 20 6
5990 "Tool use was not yet considered to be such a big deal." 1.1176 0.02336 272 246 20 6
5991 Just because you're tired is snow reason to act abominably! 1.1176 0.02217 272 244 24 4
5992 I realize this is a different time zone , but this is rediculous. 1.1174 0.02172 281 252 25 4
5993 I thought I smelt something funny. 1.1174 0.02125 264 235 27 2
5994 That jerk ever hear of trail etiquette...didn 1.1174 0.02351 247 222 21 4
5995 Cat Man Does 1.1165 0.02468 249 226 17 6
5996 Shitcock. 1.1162 0.02207 284 256 23 5
5997 I told you we didn't need four different kinds of Swiss army knives! 1.1159 0.02187 276 248 24 4
5998 Really ? You asked him why he wasn 1.1157 0.02287 268 242 21 5
5999 I said: d“Are you Yeti or Yeren?” And he said:“Buzz off, little girl.” 1.1155 0.02174 251 224 25 2
6000 Yet I can’t slow down. 1.1152 0.02088 269 240 27 2
6001 "Pessimist"! "Optimist" 1.1149 0.02383 261 237 18 6
6002 It's over George. The Hairy Behemoth looks pretty good now! 1.1149 0.02383 261 237 18 6
6003 I think I'm beginning to come on. 1.1144 0.02322 271 246 19 6
6004 Yes he's shy around people and hates snow,Yeti visits the mountain regularly. 1.1141 0.02174 263 236 24 3
6005 ''Quick, don't lose him, Nirvana awaits." 1.1140 0.02066 272 243 27 2
6006 He forgot to get his other outfit when he changed into his fur suit. 1.1140 0.02255 272 246 21 5
6007 He suggested we invest in pet food. 1.1132 0.02159 265 238 24 3
6008 I'm sorry we have to break up, turns out we are prime soul mates. He's asked me to marry him and have little foots with him." susan knickerbocker, Whidbey Islan 1.1132 0.02159 265 238 24 3
6009 When I asked for the time, I didn't mean shadow time, dumbass! 1.1128 0.02196 257 231 23 3
6010 I understand you got a hole in one, but you have to give back the ball AND the little pencil. 1.1125 0.02433 240 218 17 5
6011 Perhaps we should take a real low-tech approach to this crazed climb? 1.1124 0.02118 258 231 25 2
6012 Hey, I thought it will be a private hiking trip on a remote mountain. I don't want to be bothered by a furry giant, and who knows, he may unzip his costume when he gets hot, and who knows what's inside the suit? 1.1124 0.02322 258 234 19 5
6013 Yes, it really is Sasquatch! 1.1123 0.02163 276 249 23 4
6014 I just told him it wasn't there, but.... 1.1119 0.01930 268 238 30 0
6015 The altitude is starting to get into my head but it’s not affecting my nose,that thing stunk like Yeti Shit!!! 1.1116 0.02218 251 226 22 3
6016 Don't look now but that guy's got a mountain hanging out his arse 1.1116 0.02145 251 225 24 2
6017 I wonder if people are right that there is a big foot. Only if we could see we might could have been famus. 1.1115 0.02192 269 243 22 4
6018 I’m convinced he’s Alpha Yeti. He likes alphabet soup, short rhymes, acronyms, Writing And Reading Poop! 1.1115 0.02128 269 242 24 3
6019 He's an abominable snowman who really likes mountain climbing. 1.1115 0.02208 278 252 21 5
6020 T-shirts, boxer shorts, … ; everybody thinks he’s sold out. 1.1107 0.02299 271 247 18 6
6021 Hey, is that our little Junior? Ten years can sure do a lot. 1.1099 0.02162 273 247 22 4
6022 Is it me or is there a hairy elephant in the room 1.1094 0.02133 265 239 23 3
6023 God said, "I only came down to share a message with my children: "I don't have big feet as many of you seem to imply". 1.1083 0.02177 240 216 22 2
6024 This is an abominable floor plan. 1.1078 0.02168 269 244 21 4
6025 Excuse me, are you Han Solo Yayo Antioch ca 1.1073 0.02205 261 237 20 4
6026 Yes, I saw him too, but my camera phone battery was frozen. Why did I ever let you convince to drive my new Tesla today? We're totally screwed! 1.1070 0.02335 271 249 15 7
6027 Follow him! He doesn't even have an EMS logo on his body 1.1068 0.02042 281 254 24 3
6028 Guess he missed out on the holiday clothing sales 1.1066 0.02220 244 221 20 3
6029 I wish that I was as great at climbing as Fred over there. 1.1063 0.02305 254 232 17 5
6030 Now see what Yeti does! 1.1062 0.02137 273 248 21 4
6031 Suggesting that apply to be a contestant on Queer Eye for the Straight Guy is leading, Mark. He's a Yeti; he's not stupid. 1.1061 0.01899 264 236 28 0
6032 Nephilim schmefelim. Get back to camp. Your breakfast is getting cold. 1.1058 0.02000 274 247 25 2
6033 They shave everything from under the nose to the top of the toes, then cover with manufactured clothes....and they call me "Big Foot"-I call you "Big Footprint" you dangerous creatures (smh) 1.1057 0.02203 246 223 20 3
6034 So who were you with, really? And don't tell me it must have been the next yeti over! 1.1057 0.02037 265 239 24 2
6035 what if I’m the mosterrrr that’s been here all along... 1.1056 0.01894 284 255 28 1
6036 Are you the Ice-Ghost of Christmas Past or Christmas Present? The Ice-Ghost of Christmas Future has already climbed ahead! 1.1055 0.02059 275 249 23 3
6037 Don’t worry. He’s not going to eat us! Do you think the laxative- filled brownies we scattered along the trail did the trick? 1.1053 0.02230 266 243 18 5
6038 As Adam and Eve trekked up the mountain, they couldn't help but notice God's new creature. The Yetti. 1.1053 0.02014 285 258 24 3
6039 He has an advertiser’s attitude toward hairy climbs. 1.1042 0.02054 259 234 23 2
6040 Good call ditching the cell phones-- otherwise we'd never bring him back to the fold. 1.1042 0.01869 288 259 28 1
6041 On the summit assault it's every Snowman for himself. 1.1040 0.02094 250 226 22 2
6042 Safe guide maybe, but we enjoy our freedom, and I don’t want an abominable child. 1.1036 0.02304 251 230 16 5
6043 He says he left his favorite Yeti at the top. 1.1033 0.02252 271 249 16 6
6044 Me neither! 1.1022 0.01905 274 247 26 1
6045 Is that donkey kong over there? 1.1019 0.02079 265 241 21 3
6046 I told that The North Face jackets would not keep us warm. 1.1011 0.02197 267 245 17 5
6047 Bubble tea? Oh yeah! 1.0993 0.01985 282 257 22 3
6048 Do you think that I shoukd give him my beautician phone number? He really deserves a good hairs removal !!! 1.0989 0.01995 263 239 22 2
6049 Free hiking! 1.0986 0.01972 284 259 22 3
6050 The amount of litter on the trail is abominable! I tend to notice those things. 1.0982 0.02135 275 253 17 5
6051 What makes you think this is a renovated windmill? 1.0976 0.02063 246 224 20 2
6052 Move. I’m a Republican. I’m a Democrat. 1.0960 0.02109 250 229 18 3
6053 He's not very fast 1.0956 0.02024 251 229 20 2
6054 A I glad that there is NO Television up here! 1.0954 0.01897 262 238 23 1
6055 He said that a “T” is out of the question. 1.0952 0.02060 273 251 18 4
6056 Why did you wax your back hair? 1.0935 0.02188 246 227 15 4
6057 So, Smallfoot does exist, and is well on his way up the (food) chain. 1.0933 0.01929 300 276 20 4
6058 That bearish man will be alone at the white top there! 1.0924 0.01925 249 227 21 1
6059 I just came down from up there , it's an emptey house . 1.0909 0.01773 264 240 24 0
6060 Look, it's Uncle Fred! 1.0909 0.02031 286 265 16 5
6061 That’s the guy who fell off the mountain because he wouldn’t get out of the way. 1.0899 0.02050 267 247 16 4
6062 "He mentioned something about a bomb and a bull..." 1.0878 0.01911 262 241 19 2
6063 Is the shoe store this way? 1.0876 0.01999 274 254 16 4
6064 I think we are really really 1.0850 0.01831 294 272 19 3
6065 Who is him called? My roommate. 1.0849 0.01978 259 240 16 3
6066 I thought we were meeting up for ice cream 1.0839 0.01918 286 266 16 4
6067 He can’t decide if he has sickle cell anemia or cystic fibrosis, but he just keeps climbing. 1.0837 0.01793 263 242 20 1
6068 He makes your grouping seem like... 1.0833 0.02143 240 224 12 4
6069 They are lyrics! "It's only a paper moon." 1.0827 0.01983 254 236 15 3
6070 I told ya! Yeti! This sonovabitch! 1.0824 0.01895 255 236 17 2
6071 Zendaya is Meechee 1.0824 0.01975 255 237 15 3
6072 This is better than anything seen on the 'Finding Bigfoot' series. We really HAVE found him! 1.0793 0.01733 290 269 19 2
6073 Did you notice the really neat outfit the big 1.0783 0.01757 281 261 18 2
6074 The price is miniature 1.0712 0.01663 267 249 17 1
6075 The stressed is so "Bad' in the world. "you or me " did not see(BIG )( "FOOT) 1.0630 0.01657 270 255 13 2