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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2019-01-14T01:07:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2019-01-28T01:07:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2019-01-22T01:07:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | January 28, 2019 |
Number of captions | 6076 |
Number of responses | 1626322 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | Like it would have killed you to ask him for directions. | 1.6716 | 0.04745 | 268 | 139 | 78 | 51 |
1 | Oh, shit! What if your sister-in-law is also right about God? | 1.6466 | 0.04678 | 283 | 155 | 73 | 55 |
2 | Don’t bring a camera, you said. Just enjoy the experience, you said. | 1.6312 | 0.04612 | 301 | 172 | 68 | 61 |
3 | He just walked by like he thinks we don't exist. | 1.6305 | 0.04896 | 249 | 137 | 67 | 45 |
4 | He asked that we please wait while he gets his camera or his friends will never believe him. | 1.6245 | 0.04904 | 253 | 142 | 64 | 47 |
5 | Oh, so first he doesn't exist and now he's flirting with me? | 1.6209 | 0.04620 | 277 | 154 | 74 | 49 |
6 | He said it’s not him but he gets asked that all the time. | 1.6180 | 0.04581 | 267 | 145 | 79 | 43 |
7 | Unplug" you said. "Leave the phones in the car" you said | 1.6136 | 0.04530 | 295 | 168 | 73 | 54 |
8 | He doesn’t believe in us either. | 1.6000 | 0.04843 | 250 | 143 | 64 | 43 |
9 | He walked past me like I didn’t exist. | 1.5985 | 0.04742 | 259 | 148 | 67 | 44 |
10 | He said he didn't believe in us either. | 1.5983 | 0.04951 | 239 | 137 | 61 | 41 |
11 | Once and for all, Bob, stop following us. It’s over. | 1.5978 | 0.04596 | 276 | 158 | 71 | 47 |
12 | He wants us to wait here while he gets his camera. He doesn't think think anyone will believe him. | 1.5978 | 0.04545 | 271 | 152 | 76 | 43 |
13 | He asked for us to wait here while he gets his camera. | 1.5964 | 0.04611 | 275 | 158 | 70 | 47 |
14 | He says we're only allowed to take blurry photos. | 1.5958 | 0.04566 | 287 | 167 | 69 | 51 |
15 | He acted like we don't even exist. | 1.5904 | 0.04581 | 271 | 155 | 72 | 44 |
16 | Oh, he says he doesn't believe in you either. | 1.5846 | 0.04413 | 260 | 142 | 84 | 34 |
17 | I believe you owe me a dollar. | 1.5817 | 0.04571 | 263 | 150 | 73 | 40 |
18 | Before you meet my family, there's something I need to tell you. | 1.5800 | 0.04316 | 300 | 173 | 80 | 47 |
19 | He said that he doesn't believe in us either. | 1.5745 | 0.04568 | 275 | 162 | 68 | 45 |
20 | Yeah, he saw us, but they'll never believe him | 1.5745 | 0.04450 | 282 | 164 | 74 | 44 |
21 | He said he doesn’t believe in us either. | 1.5736 | 0.04643 | 265 | 156 | 66 | 43 |
22 | He says he never really believed in us either. | 1.5709 | 0.04573 | 268 | 157 | 69 | 42 |
23 | He's a lot less blurry in person. | 1.5709 | 0.04443 | 261 | 147 | 79 | 35 |
24 | Would it kill you to, just once, ask someone for directions? | 1.5704 | 0.04399 | 291 | 171 | 74 | 46 |
25 | "Leave the phone in the car," you said! "There'll be no time for photos," you said! | 1.5659 | 0.04746 | 258 | 155 | 60 | 43 |
26 | He said he always believed we existed. | 1.5627 | 0.04454 | 263 | 151 | 76 | 36 |
27 | I think we should start seeing other species. | 1.5627 | 0.04228 | 279 | 157 | 87 | 35 |
28 | He can't believe we're real. He's going to get a camera. | 1.5613 | 0.04504 | 269 | 158 | 71 | 40 |
29 | We went on one date! How was I supposed to know we would run into him here? | 1.5607 | 0.04905 | 239 | 144 | 56 | 39 |
30 | Still think we should have left our phones in the car Mr. Be In The Moment? | 1.5585 | 0.04651 | 265 | 160 | 62 | 43 |
31 | He’s leaving. Apparently he’s late for a summit meeting. | 1.5575 | 0.04229 | 287 | 165 | 84 | 38 |
32 | He said he's not surprised; he's questioned his own existence his whole life. | 1.5524 | 0.04837 | 248 | 152 | 55 | 41 |
33 | 'We'll leave our smartphones in the car,' you said. 'Let's really be in the moment this time,' you said. | 1.5517 | 0.04647 | 261 | 158 | 62 | 41 |
34 | He's really let himself go since the impeachment. In fact I wasn't sure it was really him till he grabbed my ass | 1.5468 | 0.04683 | 278 | 176 | 52 | 50 |
35 | He said if anyone asks, we haven’t seen him. | 1.5455 | 0.04611 | 242 | 142 | 68 | 32 |
36 | He’s less blurry in person. | 1.5437 | 0.04543 | 252 | 149 | 69 | 34 |
37 | He was going to come down until I told him who the president is. | 1.5429 | 0.05121 | 245 | 160 | 37 | 48 |
38 | He said, due to the government shutdown, the rest rooms are closed. | 1.5421 | 0.04696 | 273 | 173 | 52 | 48 |
39 | He asked us to wait here while he got his camera. He said if he doesn't take our picture, his friends won't believe we exist. | 1.5401 | 0.04321 | 287 | 173 | 73 | 41 |
40 | He ignored us like we didn't even exist. | 1.5390 | 0.04544 | 269 | 165 | 63 | 41 |
41 | Sure, Rich, and Santa Claus is right behind you. Now can we please get back to talking about what happened last night? | 1.5387 | 0.04182 | 284 | 166 | 83 | 35 |
42 | He says the real abomination is your cargo pants." | 1.5345 | 0.04147 | 290 | 171 | 83 | 36 |
43 | He said there’s no such thing as human beings and no one will believe he saw us. | 1.5323 | 0.04638 | 248 | 151 | 62 | 35 |
44 | The difference is, he, unlike you, is evolving. | 1.5315 | 0.04588 | 254 | 155 | 63 | 36 |
45 | It's 2019. We don't use the word "abominable" anymore. | 1.5301 | 0.04482 | 249 | 148 | 70 | 31 |
46 | If we could just stop arguing, we might actually see something interesting! | 1.5269 | 0.04637 | 260 | 163 | 57 | 40 |
47 | That guy? He’s a legend around here. | 1.5269 | 0.04211 | 279 | 166 | 79 | 34 |
48 | All I said was "I've seen bigger". | 1.5255 | 0.04392 | 274 | 168 | 68 | 38 |
49 | He's going to try 'outdoorsy' instead of 'abominable' in his dating profile | 1.5255 | 0.04174 | 274 | 161 | 82 | 31 |
50 | Sorry, but I was cold, he's covered in fur. It just happened. | 1.5236 | 0.04289 | 275 | 166 | 74 | 35 |
51 | Unlike you, I'm fine with asking a local for directions. | 1.5217 | 0.04184 | 276 | 164 | 80 | 32 |
52 | As soon as he's out of the way, can you take my picture ? | 1.5209 | 0.04597 | 263 | 166 | 57 | 40 |
53 | He's a legend around here. | 1.5208 | 0.04346 | 265 | 160 | 72 | 33 |
54 | Just man up and ask him for directions | 1.5206 | 0.04418 | 267 | 164 | 67 | 36 |
55 | No! I will not "look behind me", and stop trying to change the subject. | 1.5206 | 0.04575 | 267 | 169 | 57 | 41 |
56 | Nice try, but I'm not falling for "made you look" again! | 1.5194 | 0.04487 | 283 | 181 | 57 | 45 |
57 | I hate it when you won't ask locals for directions. | 1.5194 | 0.04459 | 283 | 180 | 59 | 44 |
58 | First person we see in days and you STILL won't ask for directions! | 1.5156 | 0.04427 | 256 | 156 | 68 | 32 |
59 | He’s mature, ruggedly handsome, and not lost. Owen, this is goodbye. | 1.5153 | 0.04249 | 262 | 156 | 77 | 29 |
60 | Don't bother. He's lost too. | 1.5150 | 0.04335 | 266 | 162 | 71 | 33 |
61 | Let’s leave our phones home,” you said | 1.5147 | 0.04450 | 272 | 171 | 62 | 39 |
62 | He doesn't believe in you either. | 1.5147 | 0.04450 | 272 | 171 | 62 | 39 |
63 | I obviously made my decision! Please stop following us! | 1.5146 | 0.04514 | 274 | 175 | 57 | 42 |
64 | He says he might have the right charger. | 1.5135 | 0.04144 | 296 | 182 | 76 | 38 |
65 | You and your 'let's experience the hike and not bring a camera' | 1.5133 | 0.04405 | 263 | 162 | 67 | 34 |
66 | I’m not falling for that “he’s right behind you” trick. | 1.5131 | 0.04419 | 267 | 166 | 65 | 36 |
67 | No, Craig, I don’t believe Bigfoot is over my left shoulder. I believe you have commitment issues. | 1.5106 | 0.04724 | 235 | 147 | 56 | 32 |
68 | Can't you just ask for directions, he's clearly a local. | 1.5104 | 0.04344 | 288 | 183 | 63 | 42 |
69 | Oh, like we don’t run into your exes every time we go grocery shopping. | 1.5094 | 0.04445 | 265 | 166 | 63 | 36 |
70 | He doesn't think we're real. | 1.5088 | 0.04351 | 285 | 181 | 63 | 41 |
71 | He said he was ready to go public, but with the government shutdown, no one at the Smithsonian picked up the phone. | 1.5076 | 0.04581 | 262 | 168 | 55 | 39 |
72 | He said, "I exist. Get over it. | 1.5075 | 0.04246 | 268 | 163 | 74 | 31 |
73 | SERIOUSLY, he whistled at me, and you do NOTHING? | 1.5075 | 0.04439 | 268 | 169 | 62 | 37 |
74 | He said it’s always been on his bucket list, too. | 1.5055 | 0.04165 | 275 | 167 | 77 | 31 |
75 | He said he'll come back down after the 2020 election. | 1.5054 | 0.04364 | 279 | 177 | 63 | 39 |
76 | You never look at ME like that. | 1.5024 | 0.04754 | 209 | 127 | 59 | 23 |
77 | Climate change has everyone relocating. | 1.5021 | 0.04715 | 243 | 156 | 52 | 35 |
78 | Let's get back to nature", you said. "Leave the cell phones in the cabin", you said | 1.5020 | 0.04656 | 247 | 158 | 54 | 35 |
79 | I trust him, he's a local. | 1.5018 | 0.04260 | 275 | 171 | 70 | 34 |
80 | He doesn't believe we exist | 1.5018 | 0.04222 | 281 | 175 | 71 | 35 |
81 | Well, Mr. Know-It-All, it looks like that wasn't fresh grizzly bear scat we've been seeing on the trail today. | 1.5000 | 0.04484 | 262 | 167 | 59 | 36 |
82 | He saw me but said his friends would never believe him. | 1.5000 | 0.04537 | 258 | 165 | 57 | 36 |
83 | ‘He said that he had never actually believed that we existed before now.’ | 1.4982 | 0.04222 | 281 | 176 | 70 | 35 |
84 | He says since 2016, he doesn't feel all that abominable. | 1.4981 | 0.04509 | 265 | 171 | 56 | 38 |
85 | For once, can you just admit I was right? | 1.4980 | 0.04544 | 255 | 163 | 57 | 35 |
86 | I don't see why people think being blind takes away from the hiking experience. We aren't missing a thing! | 1.4980 | 0.04557 | 249 | 158 | 58 | 33 |
87 | No, it is his brother Abysmal. | 1.4979 | 0.04531 | 243 | 152 | 61 | 30 |
88 | He says it's not us..he can't get cell service either. | 1.4964 | 0.04172 | 280 | 174 | 73 | 33 |
89 | I told you getting a guide off the internet was risky. | 1.4962 | 0.04203 | 266 | 163 | 74 | 29 |
90 | No problem! He doesn't believe in us either. | 1.4962 | 0.04274 | 260 | 160 | 71 | 29 |
91 | Jason has really changed since being on the paleo diet. | 1.4937 | 0.04694 | 237 | 152 | 53 | 32 |
92 | He’s the new Secretary of the Interior. | 1.4909 | 0.04322 | 275 | 176 | 63 | 36 |
93 | He’s having a wall built and he says we’re paying for it. | 1.4908 | 0.04587 | 273 | 183 | 46 | 44 |
94 | The Big Foot is not actually his most notable feature. | 1.4908 | 0.04307 | 271 | 172 | 65 | 34 |
95 | He says we don't exist. | 1.4906 | 0.04388 | 267 | 171 | 61 | 35 |
96 | ...aloof, a bit abrupt, but certainly not abominable. | 1.4903 | 0.04415 | 257 | 163 | 62 | 32 |
97 | That was awkward. | 1.4903 | 0.04415 | 257 | 163 | 62 | 32 |
98 | I swear, if you say, "Are we there yeti?" one more time.... | 1.4901 | 0.04639 | 253 | 166 | 50 | 37 |
99 | That reminds me; did you call your Mother? | 1.4891 | 0.04698 | 229 | 146 | 54 | 29 |
100 | He says he's going to a summit meeting. | 1.4889 | 0.04123 | 270 | 166 | 76 | 28 |
101 | Nobody will believe him when he says he saw us. | 1.4885 | 0.04510 | 260 | 169 | 55 | 36 |
102 | I thought YOU were bringing the camera. | 1.4871 | 0.04243 | 271 | 171 | 68 | 32 |
103 | I refuse to have this conversation every time we run into one of my ex boyfriends! | 1.4869 | 0.04451 | 267 | 174 | 56 | 37 |
104 | All the brochure said was “Expert Guide.” | 1.4868 | 0.04027 | 302 | 191 | 75 | 36 |
105 | No. I was water bottles. You were camera. | 1.4868 | 0.04214 | 302 | 198 | 61 | 43 |
106 | He’s blurrier in pictures. | 1.4867 | 0.04438 | 263 | 170 | 58 | 35 |
107 | You’re supposed to say ‘Snowperson’. | 1.4867 | 0.04209 | 300 | 196 | 62 | 42 |
108 | Balding, orange hair, small paws, thinks he's the King of the mountain . . . . I'm sure it's him. | 1.4866 | 0.04068 | 298 | 189 | 73 | 36 |
109 | I'm sorry, Todd. But he just seems better prepared for what's ahead. | 1.4854 | 0.04392 | 239 | 148 | 66 | 25 |
110 | No, I told YOU to bring the camera! | 1.4853 | 0.04231 | 272 | 172 | 68 | 32 |
111 | This is not what I expected when they said we'd have a native tour guide. | 1.4846 | 0.03732 | 293 | 174 | 96 | 23 |
112 | Seriously! Why is it so hard for you men to ask for directions?! | 1.4845 | 0.04367 | 258 | 164 | 63 | 31 |
113 | Quick, give me the grainiest camera you have. | 1.4836 | 0.04412 | 275 | 181 | 55 | 39 |
114 | Do you still want to meet others matching your DNA? | 1.4836 | 0.04472 | 275 | 183 | 51 | 41 |
115 | Why is it always my "stupid camera" when we leave it in the car? | 1.4831 | 0.04322 | 267 | 171 | 63 | 33 |
116 | And Yeti persisted. | 1.4830 | 0.04247 | 265 | 167 | 68 | 30 |
117 | See, even he asked for directions! | 1.4811 | 0.04325 | 264 | 169 | 63 | 32 |
118 | He said we have to leave. The park is closed. | 1.4811 | 0.04325 | 264 | 169 | 63 | 32 |
119 | Way to go, genius! The politically-correct term is 'Sasquatch-American'! | 1.4806 | 0.04502 | 258 | 169 | 54 | 35 |
120 | Yeah, like I'm gonna trust the guy who needs a pole to hike up this mountain versus the one who's doing it butt ass naked. | 1.4788 | 0.04489 | 259 | 170 | 54 | 35 |
121 | Well, at least HE's not afraid to ask for directions. | 1.4779 | 0.04479 | 272 | 182 | 50 | 40 |
122 | He asked me who was President. I told him and he laughed. | 1.4778 | 0.04147 | 293 | 190 | 66 | 37 |
123 | We're high, but not that high, are we? | 1.4777 | 0.04023 | 291 | 184 | 75 | 32 |
124 | I think this ancestry-DNA search has taken us as far as we want it to | 1.4775 | 0.04014 | 289 | 182 | 76 | 31 |
125 | You stare at his ass for the next 5,000 feet if you like. I'm going back to the chalet | 1.4774 | 0.03974 | 287 | 179 | 79 | 29 |
126 | I found our sperm donor. | 1.4772 | 0.04321 | 285 | 189 | 56 | 40 |
127 | I’m going with him. HE was willing to stop and ask for directions. | 1.4769 | 0.04397 | 281 | 188 | 52 | 41 |
128 | He said time waits for snowman. | 1.4760 | 0.04208 | 271 | 173 | 67 | 31 |
129 | Suddenly you look better to me. | 1.4760 | 0.04043 | 271 | 168 | 77 | 26 |
130 | He said he's going to build a wall and the valley residents are going to pay for it. | 1.4757 | 0.04417 | 267 | 176 | 55 | 36 |
131 | That's another "no" for chief of staff. | 1.4747 | 0.04614 | 257 | 173 | 46 | 38 |
132 | Would it kill you to ask for directions? | 1.4743 | 0.04429 | 253 | 164 | 58 | 31 |
133 | I'm not looking at that hairy butt for the next ten thousand feet! | 1.4741 | 0.04198 | 251 | 156 | 71 | 24 |
134 | Great. Today would be the day you forget your camera. | 1.4739 | 0.04210 | 268 | 171 | 67 | 30 |
135 | No, you said YOU were going to bring the camera. | 1.4737 | 0.04200 | 266 | 169 | 68 | 29 |
136 | If your goal for today was to make a yeti cry, then congratulations Tom.... | 1.4731 | 0.04302 | 279 | 184 | 58 | 37 |
137 | Well, maybe you should treat him like he exists… | 1.4727 | 0.04098 | 275 | 174 | 72 | 29 |
138 | No one is going to believe us! The first blind couple to hike to the peak! | 1.4722 | 0.04718 | 252 | 172 | 41 | 39 |
139 | What do you mean you forgot to bring the camera? | 1.4718 | 0.03924 | 301 | 191 | 78 | 32 |
140 | NO GEORGE, my nipples are hard because it’s COLD! | 1.4717 | 0.04537 | 265 | 179 | 47 | 39 |
141 | Crap, he's lost too. | 1.4713 | 0.04258 | 261 | 167 | 65 | 29 |
142 | Furloughed. He works in the park. | 1.4713 | 0.04327 | 261 | 169 | 61 | 31 |
143 | I suppose you forgot the camera again. | 1.4708 | 0.04080 | 291 | 188 | 69 | 34 |
144 | 'Let's live in the moment,' you say...'NO phones, NO cameras'. Wayda go, Brad." | 1.4701 | 0.04372 | 268 | 177 | 56 | 35 |
145 | Time in the Trump White House definitely changes a person. | 1.4697 | 0.04487 | 264 | 177 | 50 | 37 |
146 | Fine, if you won’t ask him for directions I will. | 1.4694 | 0.04462 | 245 | 159 | 57 | 29 |
147 | He said to "unfollow" him. | 1.4691 | 0.04374 | 243 | 155 | 62 | 26 |
148 | He says he will give us each a pair of skis if we sit through a time share presentation. | 1.4691 | 0.04564 | 243 | 160 | 52 | 31 |
149 | He said he'd be right back with a non-disclosure agreement. | 1.4689 | 0.04248 | 273 | 178 | 62 | 33 |
150 | Yeah, but I never thought I'd see Trump in the White House either. | 1.4688 | 0.04594 | 256 | 173 | 46 | 37 |
151 | Remember when you said my camera would be too much extra weight? | 1.4679 | 0.04199 | 280 | 183 | 63 | 34 |
152 | He asked if we'd wait here while he gets his video camera. | 1.4672 | 0.04361 | 244 | 156 | 62 | 26 |
153 | We haven’t seen a soul in days and now, you’re too proud to ask for directions?! | 1.4667 | 0.04232 | 285 | 189 | 59 | 37 |
154 | Why won't you ever ask anyone for directions, Carl? | 1.4667 | 0.04586 | 225 | 145 | 55 | 25 |
155 | He finds "abominable" offensive and prefers "snowperson." | 1.4667 | 0.04261 | 285 | 190 | 57 | 38 |
156 | Great, the day we decide to 'be present' and leave our smartphones behind! | 1.4667 | 0.04185 | 255 | 161 | 69 | 25 |
157 | She's pissed because Everybody thinks she's a male. | 1.4664 | 0.04371 | 268 | 178 | 55 | 35 |
158 | His big foot isn't the first thing I noticed. | 1.4664 | 0.04306 | 268 | 176 | 59 | 33 |
159 | I don’t think your dad likes me. | 1.4664 | 0.04463 | 253 | 167 | 54 | 32 |
160 | The old “Look behind you” joke. Creative Paul! | 1.4664 | 0.04441 | 238 | 153 | 59 | 26 |
161 | Why? He makes me laugh. That's why. | 1.4655 | 0.04128 | 275 | 177 | 68 | 30 |
162 | Aloof, yes — abominable seems excessive though. | 1.4654 | 0.04198 | 260 | 166 | 67 | 27 |
163 | You and your "Let's leave our phones at the lodge." | 1.4650 | 0.04102 | 286 | 186 | 67 | 33 |
164 | Quick... Grab the camera that only takes blurry pictures! | 1.4648 | 0.04301 | 284 | 191 | 54 | 39 |
165 | He asked that we get off his lawn. | 1.4644 | 0.04014 | 267 | 167 | 76 | 24 |
166 | The politically correct phrase is "Hirsute-American" | 1.4643 | 0.04510 | 252 | 168 | 51 | 33 |
167 | He said that his mountain is closed because of the government shut down | 1.4633 | 0.04518 | 259 | 175 | 48 | 36 |
168 | I was lost. He kept me warm. | 1.4632 | 0.04226 | 272 | 178 | 62 | 32 |
169 | He said to wait while he gets his family. They don't believe in Smallfoot. | 1.4630 | 0.04377 | 270 | 181 | 53 | 36 |
170 | You go first now, I’m tired of looking at his ass | 1.4624 | 0.04196 | 266 | 172 | 65 | 29 |
171 | He says he can’t help us because he doesn’t actually exist. | 1.4622 | 0.04479 | 238 | 155 | 56 | 27 |
172 | The Iceman Leave-ith. | 1.4618 | 0.04225 | 288 | 193 | 57 | 38 |
173 | The iceman goeth | 1.4615 | 0.04404 | 260 | 173 | 54 | 33 |
174 | We get as far away from New York as we can and, like, literally on the first day, BOOM, celebrity sighting! | 1.4613 | 0.04039 | 271 | 172 | 73 | 26 |
175 | He just wanted the WiFi password for the lodge. | 1.4612 | 0.04497 | 258 | 174 | 49 | 35 |
176 | You had to ask him right off about evolution? | 1.4610 | 0.04293 | 269 | 178 | 58 | 33 |
177 | Too late. He's already signed with Nike. | 1.4605 | 0.04048 | 291 | 190 | 68 | 33 |
178 | It's 2019 - the correct term is abominable snowperson | 1.4603 | 0.04294 | 252 | 163 | 62 | 27 |
179 | Bigfoot doesn’t believe in you either. | 1.4601 | 0.04083 | 276 | 178 | 69 | 29 |
180 | See, easy. I don't get why you men are so scared of asking for directions. | 1.4599 | 0.04170 | 274 | 179 | 64 | 31 |
181 | I don't care what he is, we're asking for directions! | 1.4598 | 0.04005 | 261 | 163 | 76 | 22 |
182 | Why am I the one who always has to ask for directions? | 1.4592 | 0.04131 | 294 | 196 | 61 | 37 |
183 | He says it's only another hundred yards to the summit, but that he wasn't expecting visitors and we should give him a few minutes to straighten the place up. | 1.4591 | 0.04123 | 257 | 163 | 70 | 24 |
184 | He wanted to know if we had any weed. | 1.4590 | 0.04104 | 268 | 172 | 69 | 27 |
185 | Jesus, Doug, you can't just call someone "abominable" | 1.4590 | 0.04495 | 268 | 184 | 45 | 39 |
186 | Don't worry,if it was real it would have footprints. | 1.4587 | 0.04538 | 242 | 161 | 51 | 30 |
187 | He's Sasquatch, but he identifies as Yeti. | 1.4585 | 0.04598 | 253 | 173 | 44 | 36 |
188 | He’s upset. He found out what ‘abominable’ means. | 1.4585 | 0.04230 | 277 | 184 | 59 | 34 |
189 | If anyone is acting abominable right now it’s you, Brad. | 1.4582 | 0.03852 | 299 | 191 | 79 | 29 |
190 | What do you mean, you don't have the camera?! | 1.4582 | 0.04061 | 275 | 177 | 70 | 28 |
191 | I really think it’s time to swallow your pride and ask for directions, Steve. | 1.4582 | 0.04126 | 275 | 179 | 66 | 30 |
192 | NO, "Are we there yeti?" is NOT a funny joke when he's standing right there!! | 1.4577 | 0.04091 | 284 | 186 | 66 | 32 |
193 | Well, I like him. He doesn't talk about himself all the time. | 1.4577 | 0.03936 | 284 | 181 | 76 | 27 |
194 | It would seem more real to me if there were footprints. | 1.4577 | 0.04231 | 260 | 169 | 63 | 28 |
195 | You won't believe this, I just saw Steve Bannon in the nude. | 1.4563 | 0.04528 | 263 | 181 | 44 | 38 |
196 | Dude. Stop asking 'are we there, Yeti?' | 1.4557 | 0.04530 | 237 | 157 | 52 | 28 |
197 | Why are you always afraid to ask for directions? | 1.4556 | 0.04562 | 248 | 168 | 47 | 33 |
198 | All he asked was, is Trump still president?” | 1.4552 | 0.04201 | 290 | 196 | 56 | 38 |
199 | This happens literally every time I forget my phone. | 1.4545 | 0.04042 | 264 | 168 | 72 | 24 |
200 | He has cousins in Oregon. | 1.4545 | 0.04148 | 264 | 171 | 66 | 27 |
201 | I could not understand him. He was talking in Yetish. | 1.4539 | 0.04054 | 304 | 204 | 62 | 38 |
202 | Really, Larry? CHEWBACCA? | 1.4538 | 0.04631 | 238 | 161 | 46 | 31 |
203 | Quit being so stubborn and ask him for directions! | 1.4532 | 0.04147 | 267 | 174 | 65 | 28 |
204 | What happens on K-2,stays on K-2. | 1.4525 | 0.04016 | 263 | 167 | 73 | 23 |
205 | Bro, if you aren't sure, use gender neutral pronouns. | 1.4520 | 0.04090 | 281 | 185 | 65 | 31 |
206 | He's pretending we don't exist. | 1.4516 | 0.04142 | 279 | 185 | 62 | 32 |
207 | You SERIOUSLY did not bring a camera? | 1.4510 | 0.04253 | 255 | 167 | 61 | 27 |
208 | Well, Daniel, if you really must know, he said I could do better. | 1.4505 | 0.04145 | 273 | 180 | 63 | 30 |
209 | I asked, but he's not from around here. | 1.4505 | 0.04536 | 222 | 145 | 54 | 23 |
210 | Abominable yes, but in a good way. | 1.4504 | 0.04180 | 242 | 154 | 67 | 21 |
211 | He wants us off his lawn. | 1.4502 | 0.04265 | 271 | 182 | 56 | 33 |
212 | Actually, I expected a female president to appear first. | 1.4498 | 0.04352 | 269 | 183 | 51 | 35 |
213 | He may be abominable but at least he hasn't been complaining the whole trip. | 1.4498 | 0.04190 | 269 | 178 | 61 | 30 |
214 | Oh, like your back is any less hairy. | 1.4496 | 0.04153 | 278 | 185 | 61 | 32 |
215 | I guess that wasn’t moose scat. | 1.4494 | 0.04345 | 267 | 181 | 52 | 34 |
216 | He was really very nice. All he wanted was a selfie to prove that humans actually exist. | 1.4491 | 0.04016 | 285 | 187 | 68 | 30 |
217 | He said to tell Mr. Trump,he isn't interested in being Attorney General! | 1.4491 | 0.04341 | 285 | 198 | 46 | 41 |
218 | He wanted to know if there REALLY is a Donald Trump. | 1.4484 | 0.04180 | 281 | 189 | 58 | 34 |
219 | Incredible! He wasn't ashamed to ask for directions. | 1.4480 | 0.04203 | 279 | 188 | 57 | 34 |
220 | I know what a Yeti is. It's your mansplaining I find abominable. | 1.4478 | 0.04123 | 297 | 202 | 57 | 38 |
221 | Don't you just hate getting passed by someone older than you. | 1.4478 | 0.04234 | 268 | 179 | 58 | 31 |
222 | He says the restrooms are closed during the shutdown. | 1.4478 | 0.04396 | 268 | 184 | 48 | 36 |
223 | Now you want to ask for directions! | 1.4478 | 0.04134 | 268 | 176 | 64 | 28 |
224 | He said he's heading north before there's a wall going into Canada. | 1.4477 | 0.04614 | 239 | 163 | 45 | 31 |
225 | I'm sorry John. I've found my missing link. | 1.4475 | 0.04154 | 257 | 167 | 65 | 25 |
226 | I showed him the video but he still thinks Trump is a mythical beast. | 1.4474 | 0.04257 | 266 | 178 | 57 | 31 |
227 | What’ could possibly be more important than what I have to say?! | 1.4466 | 0.04237 | 262 | 174 | 59 | 29 |
228 | I know, but he says he has wi-fi back at his place. | 1.4463 | 0.04417 | 242 | 161 | 54 | 27 |
229 | YOU tell him he's off trail. | 1.4462 | 0.04261 | 260 | 173 | 58 | 29 |
230 | He said he thought we were a hoax. | 1.4462 | 0.04155 | 260 | 170 | 64 | 26 |
231 | What you see on this mountain, stays on this mountain. | 1.4460 | 0.04056 | 278 | 183 | 66 | 29 |
232 | We just had coffee, I swear. | 1.4457 | 0.04105 | 258 | 167 | 67 | 24 |
233 | If he comes back, just tell him that you meant to say "adorable." | 1.4453 | 0.04351 | 247 | 164 | 56 | 27 |
234 | And I thought you had a hairy ass. | 1.4453 | 0.04380 | 256 | 173 | 52 | 31 |
235 | I don’t know why they call him abominable. He’s delightful. | 1.4452 | 0.04034 | 283 | 187 | 66 | 30 |
236 | Rob! He was just starting to trust us! “Are we there yeti!?” Really?! | 1.4452 | 0.03943 | 292 | 192 | 70 | 30 |
237 | I think the acid is kicking in. | 1.4449 | 0.04415 | 245 | 164 | 53 | 28 |
238 | Okay, Mr. Mountaineer, now you can tell people even Bigfoot thinks you’re a jerk. | 1.4449 | 0.04334 | 254 | 170 | 55 | 29 |
239 | He makes me feel like a natural woman. | 1.4449 | 0.04113 | 254 | 164 | 67 | 23 |
240 | He said you’re hallucinating, probably dehydrated, and drink more water. | 1.4448 | 0.04118 | 281 | 188 | 61 | 32 |
241 | He wanted to know if we had any Grey Poupon. | 1.4441 | 0.03824 | 295 | 191 | 77 | 27 |
242 | He prefers "Differently-Sized Foot." | 1.4436 | 0.04152 | 257 | 168 | 64 | 25 |
243 | I asked, “Are we there, Yeti?” but he didn’t even crack a smile. | 1.4432 | 0.04108 | 264 | 173 | 65 | 26 |
244 | He just wanted to know if Mueller had completed the investigation yet. | 1.4431 | 0.04285 | 255 | 170 | 57 | 28 |
245 | He’s just run back for his camera - I told him we wouldn’t mind waiting. | 1.4428 | 0.04197 | 271 | 182 | 58 | 31 |
246 | He said he's trying to find himself | 1.4427 | 0.04235 | 262 | 175 | 58 | 29 |
247 | Don't look at me like I don't exist. | 1.4427 | 0.04310 | 253 | 169 | 56 | 28 |
248 | Ask me again in 9 months. | 1.4427 | 0.04453 | 253 | 173 | 48 | 32 |
249 | I didn't like his altitude. | 1.4424 | 0.04118 | 278 | 186 | 61 | 31 |
250 | Aloof, maybe, but abominable? | 1.4424 | 0.04086 | 269 | 177 | 65 | 27 |
251 | I'm leaving. And yes, Dan, size does matter. | 1.4421 | 0.04530 | 242 | 165 | 47 | 30 |
252 | It's definitely time for the oxygen. | 1.4420 | 0.03911 | 276 | 178 | 74 | 24 |
253 | He said he's going to the summit on climate change. | 1.4416 | 0.04130 | 274 | 183 | 61 | 30 |
254 | Wow, and to think all this time the legend has been about the size of his foot. | 1.4415 | 0.04300 | 265 | 180 | 53 | 32 |
255 | I've met someone. | 1.4413 | 0.04034 | 247 | 157 | 71 | 19 |
256 | I don't believe in you either! | 1.4411 | 0.04047 | 263 | 171 | 68 | 24 |
257 | I met him on Timber. | 1.4405 | 0.04321 | 252 | 169 | 55 | 28 |
258 | Quit trying to make me look. | 1.4400 | 0.03920 | 275 | 178 | 73 | 24 |
259 | I'm just dying to ask 'Are we there, Yeti?' | 1.4398 | 0.04152 | 266 | 177 | 61 | 28 |
260 | Apparently "yeti" is no longer politically correct. | 1.4396 | 0.04007 | 273 | 179 | 68 | 26 |
261 | We have to wait here while they review our asylum request. | 1.4394 | 0.04070 | 264 | 173 | 66 | 25 |
262 | He said, "Go back and tell them that my name is NOT Bigfoot, Yeti, or Sasquatch. It's Frank. My name is Frank." | 1.4394 | 0.04070 | 264 | 173 | 66 | 25 |
263 | Why is it so hard to just admit when you're lost and ask for directions? | 1.4393 | 0.04248 | 280 | 193 | 51 | 36 |
264 | Actually, I'd say more "rude" than "abominable." | 1.4392 | 0.04173 | 255 | 168 | 62 | 25 |
265 | Yeti persisted... | 1.4391 | 0.04195 | 271 | 183 | 57 | 31 |
266 | Well how much would you have tipped him? | 1.4390 | 0.04021 | 287 | 192 | 64 | 31 |
267 | Wow, that was a near myth! | 1.4390 | 0.04081 | 287 | 194 | 60 | 33 |
268 | A picture is worth a thousand words only if someone's husband didn't forget the camera ! | 1.4387 | 0.03981 | 269 | 175 | 70 | 24 |
269 | They never believe him, but he's going to tell his friends he spotted us. | 1.4384 | 0.04074 | 276 | 184 | 63 | 29 |
270 | Roger, I'm leaving you. Size matters. | 1.4384 | 0.04232 | 276 | 189 | 53 | 34 |
271 | Maybe you're the abominable one, Gary. | 1.4382 | 0.04207 | 267 | 180 | 57 | 30 |
272 | Has it ever occurred to you that perhaps you're the abominable one, Craig? | 1.4382 | 0.04140 | 267 | 178 | 61 | 28 |
273 | He said he's tired of submitting cartoon captions to the New Yorker and getting rejected ... | 1.4378 | 0.04283 | 249 | 166 | 57 | 26 |
274 | NOW you're telling me you forgot the camera?! | 1.4375 | 0.04270 | 256 | 172 | 56 | 28 |
275 | He says, “If you were hung like he is, you wouldn’t wear pants either.” | 1.4373 | 0.04258 | 279 | 193 | 50 | 36 |
276 | He said: 'You never saw me' | 1.4373 | 0.04073 | 279 | 187 | 62 | 30 |
277 | He's looking for a open bathroom since the park has been shut down..... | 1.4373 | 0.04422 | 263 | 183 | 45 | 35 |
278 | I don’t know what he wanted, I don’t speak French. | 1.4367 | 0.04485 | 245 | 168 | 47 | 30 |
279 | He hasn't seen him, either. | 1.4364 | 0.04051 | 275 | 183 | 64 | 28 |
280 | Nudists have had to adapt to the climate up here. | 1.4363 | 0.04232 | 259 | 174 | 57 | 28 |
281 | ...let's leave our Iphones at the camp site and enjoy nature without any outside distractions." Well, what a great idea that turned out to be. | 1.4362 | 0.04040 | 282 | 189 | 63 | 30 |
282 | He's going to put his clothes on, he didn't know we were up here. | 1.4360 | 0.04381 | 250 | 170 | 51 | 29 |
283 | “We’ve been invited up for drinks at six.” | 1.4359 | 0.03972 | 273 | 179 | 69 | 25 |
284 | No, he doesn't talk, but he smiled when I called him "Chewbacca." | 1.4358 | 0.04074 | 257 | 168 | 66 | 23 |
285 | He thought we were just a myth. | 1.4356 | 0.04173 | 264 | 177 | 59 | 28 |
286 | Nice work, now he’s offended. It’s 2019, they are called Abominal Snow PEOPLE. | 1.4353 | 0.04352 | 255 | 174 | 51 | 30 |
287 | From now on, I'm in charge of packing the camera. | 1.4353 | 0.04281 | 255 | 172 | 55 | 28 |
288 | That wasn't 'black ice' you stepped into on the way up! | 1.4350 | 0.04396 | 246 | 167 | 51 | 28 |
289 | Jesus Christ, will you stop following me Greg! I’m with Harry now. It’s time for you to let go. | 1.4349 | 0.04281 | 269 | 185 | 51 | 33 |
290 | Gary, I NEVER said back hair was a deal breaker. | 1.4349 | 0.04027 | 292 | 198 | 61 | 33 |
291 | He says, no thanks, he's satisfied with his current Internet provider. | 1.4346 | 0.04029 | 283 | 190 | 63 | 30 |
292 | I’m not asking for directions! Let’s just follow him, he looks local. | 1.4346 | 0.04060 | 283 | 191 | 61 | 31 |
293 | Look at me when I'm talking to you! | 1.4343 | 0.04126 | 274 | 185 | 59 | 30 |
294 | Stop changing the subject again like you did at that lake in Scotland! | 1.4341 | 0.04383 | 258 | 178 | 48 | 32 |
295 | I'd rather just follow him on Twitter. | 1.4340 | 0.04056 | 265 | 175 | 65 | 25 |
296 | Quick. Go ask if he'll take our picture. | 1.4337 | 0.04039 | 279 | 187 | 63 | 29 |
297 | You know how angry it makes me when you don’t look at me when I’m speaking to you. | 1.4337 | 0.04039 | 279 | 187 | 63 | 29 |
298 | With Jim and Nancy deep in conversation, yet again, the illusive Yeti escapes unnoticed. | 1.4336 | 0.04303 | 256 | 174 | 53 | 29 |
299 | Well, there's a busted myth--he seemed perfectly lovely. | 1.4335 | 0.03970 | 263 | 171 | 70 | 22 |
300 | Cool! What's next on your bucket list? | 1.4331 | 0.03924 | 284 | 188 | 69 | 27 |
301 | You never liked ANY of my boyfriends! | 1.4327 | 0.04052 | 245 | 158 | 68 | 19 |
302 | And you wasted your batteries posting trail pics on Instagram. | 1.4322 | 0.04070 | 273 | 183 | 62 | 28 |
303 | And you just couldn't, possibly, have asked him for directions ? | 1.4318 | 0.04273 | 264 | 181 | 52 | 31 |
304 | He says he's building a wall, and he wants us to pay for it. | 1.4315 | 0.04500 | 241 | 166 | 46 | 29 |
305 | I thought you brought the camera | 1.4314 | 0.04314 | 255 | 174 | 52 | 29 |
306 | No Karen, I will not ask him for directions! | 1.4307 | 0.03997 | 267 | 176 | 67 | 24 |
307 | Yes, I'm going with him. He's confident, reliable and doesn't carry a custom walking stick! | 1.4307 | 0.04220 | 274 | 189 | 52 | 33 |
308 | That reminds me. My mother-in-law is coming to visit next week. | 1.4307 | 0.04251 | 274 | 190 | 50 | 34 |
309 | He said he came down to get his "23 and me" results. | 1.4306 | 0.04125 | 288 | 199 | 54 | 35 |
310 | Actually, it's your attitude that I find abominable. | 1.4303 | 0.04291 | 251 | 170 | 54 | 27 |
311 | He told us to get off his lawn. | 1.4302 | 0.04346 | 258 | 178 | 49 | 31 |
312 | We both listed "like to hike" on our profiles and he's vegan too. | 1.4302 | 0.04133 | 258 | 172 | 61 | 25 |
313 | Awkwardly introverted and bit self conscious, but hardly abominable. | 1.4302 | 0.04089 | 265 | 177 | 62 | 26 |
314 | He was asking about the Mueller investigation. | 1.4302 | 0.04293 | 265 | 183 | 50 | 32 |
315 | JUST ASK FOR DIRECTIONS! | 1.4302 | 0.04192 | 265 | 180 | 56 | 29 |
316 | Not to be nitpicky, but I think you're supposed to say, 'Abominable SnowPERSON.' | 1.4298 | 0.04304 | 228 | 150 | 58 | 20 |
317 | He says he eats only locally sourced hikers. | 1.4297 | 0.04040 | 263 | 174 | 65 | 24 |
318 | Seriously, Chris? Abominable? It's 2019. | 1.4296 | 0.04135 | 270 | 183 | 58 | 29 |
319 | He said if you keep whistling he's going to eat us, and I agree. | 1.4291 | 0.04204 | 261 | 177 | 56 | 28 |
320 | He seems more irritable than abominable. | 1.4291 | 0.03951 | 261 | 170 | 70 | 21 |
321 | He's not coming back down until Trump is impeached. | 1.4291 | 0.04079 | 275 | 186 | 60 | 29 |
322 | YOU ask to take a selfie with him! | 1.4290 | 0.03743 | 303 | 200 | 76 | 27 |
323 | If you won't ask him for directions, I will. | 1.4286 | 0.04479 | 231 | 157 | 49 | 25 |
324 | No, really, Josh. I think he'd be perfect for your sister. | 1.4281 | 0.03949 | 278 | 185 | 67 | 26 |
325 | Downwind is not where to be. | 1.4280 | 0.03918 | 271 | 178 | 70 | 23 |
326 | What do you mean he makes you feel inadequate. | 1.4280 | 0.04134 | 264 | 178 | 59 | 27 |
327 | Why didn't you ask him for directions? | 1.4280 | 0.04357 | 257 | 178 | 48 | 31 |
328 | It’s nothing like that. I just do his hair. | 1.4280 | 0.04287 | 257 | 176 | 52 | 29 |
329 | We can digital detox in February, Stu - Gimme the damned iPhone. | 1.4275 | 0.04319 | 276 | 195 | 44 | 37 |
330 | He wolf-whistled me and you just stand there doing nothing? | 1.4275 | 0.04347 | 255 | 176 | 49 | 30 |
331 | He's lost too! | 1.4275 | 0.04312 | 255 | 175 | 51 | 29 |
332 | He's for a free Tibet in theory -- but no donation. | 1.4270 | 0.04064 | 267 | 179 | 62 | 26 |
333 | I can't believe you didn't ask him for directions. | 1.4265 | 0.03838 | 279 | 183 | 73 | 23 |
334 | Turns out they’re not that rare. | 1.4265 | 0.03872 | 272 | 178 | 72 | 22 |
335 | Oh, now you know better than the locals? | 1.4264 | 0.04291 | 265 | 184 | 49 | 32 |
336 | We can still claim First Ascent. No one will believe in him. | 1.4260 | 0.04151 | 277 | 191 | 54 | 32 |
337 | There! You hurt his feelings...happy now? | 1.4259 | 0.03856 | 270 | 176 | 73 | 21 |
338 | Would it have killed you to call him 'Mister' Bigfoot? | 1.4256 | 0.04326 | 242 | 164 | 53 | 25 |
339 | NOW do you believe me? | 1.4255 | 0.03841 | 282 | 186 | 72 | 24 |
340 | How come nobody is leaving footprints? | 1.4254 | 0.04155 | 268 | 183 | 56 | 29 |
341 | I asked him what the conditions were at the top and all he said was "abominable." | 1.4250 | 0.04023 | 280 | 190 | 61 | 29 |
342 | I think we are officially too high now. | 1.4249 | 0.03738 | 313 | 210 | 73 | 30 |
343 | And I suppose you're going to say this is all in my head too? | 1.4249 | 0.04163 | 273 | 188 | 54 | 31 |
344 | Maybe NOW you’ll ask for directions. | 1.4249 | 0.04163 | 273 | 188 | 54 | 31 |
345 | If it weren't for the snow blindness, I'm sure we'd be seeing something amazing right now. | 1.4248 | 0.04004 | 266 | 177 | 65 | 24 |
346 | He said that from now on he'd prefer to be known as 'The Somewhat Ill-Tempered Snowperson.' | 1.4248 | 0.04004 | 266 | 177 | 65 | 24 |
347 | Bob, I've met someone. | 1.4247 | 0.04225 | 259 | 177 | 54 | 28 |
348 | He says we're a figment of his imagination. | 1.4246 | 0.04007 | 252 | 165 | 67 | 20 |
349 | Sure, he's abominable, but at least he listens | 1.4246 | 0.04162 | 252 | 169 | 59 | 24 |
350 | We must be Really high. | 1.4241 | 0.04213 | 257 | 175 | 55 | 27 |
351 | He's up to 12,000 steps. | 1.4240 | 0.04022 | 283 | 193 | 60 | 30 |
352 | It’s not just his foot that’s big. | 1.4235 | 0.04011 | 281 | 191 | 61 | 29 |
353 | You know what's 'abominable,' Brandon? Your constant need to deflect. | 1.4234 | 0.04399 | 248 | 172 | 47 | 29 |
354 | A little surly, sure, but abominable? | 1.4233 | 0.03737 | 300 | 199 | 75 | 26 |
355 | So, Yeti's a female! She asked for directions. | 1.4232 | 0.04131 | 267 | 182 | 57 | 28 |
356 | You had to bring up global warming, didn't you? | 1.4231 | 0.04032 | 260 | 173 | 64 | 23 |
357 | I’m just saying, I know he was rude, but Abominable seems a bit harsh…” | 1.4228 | 0.04041 | 272 | 184 | 61 | 27 |
358 | I've been lying to you,Dave. Size does matter. | 1.4226 | 0.04221 | 265 | 183 | 52 | 30 |
359 | Neither of us believe in you, either. | 1.4225 | 0.04072 | 284 | 196 | 56 | 32 |
360 | He won't be back. He said that amid the events of 2018 he hardly feels abominable at all anymore. | 1.4223 | 0.04395 | 251 | 175 | 46 | 30 |
361 | We can only take a selfie with him if we promise the photo will be blurry and out of focus. | 1.4219 | 0.04223 | 256 | 175 | 54 | 27 |
362 | I guess not everyone needs a $300 European trekking pole, Julian. | 1.4219 | 0.04187 | 256 | 174 | 56 | 26 |
363 | He said you can take pictures of his tracks but anything else and you’ll be hearing from his lawyers. | 1.4216 | 0.03909 | 268 | 177 | 69 | 22 |
364 | I never thought this ancestry thing would take us this far. | 1.4212 | 0.03962 | 273 | 183 | 65 | 25 |
365 | This is the last Airbnb I let you book. | 1.4212 | 0.04096 | 273 | 187 | 57 | 29 |
366 | He doesn’t know we exist either! | 1.4209 | 0.03792 | 297 | 199 | 71 | 27 |
367 | He called me Snowflake, Roger. Are you going to let him get away with that? | 1.4209 | 0.04105 | 278 | 192 | 55 | 31 |
368 | Well if that's how you feel maybe you shouldn't have put "adventurous" in your profile | 1.4208 | 0.03890 | 259 | 169 | 71 | 19 |
369 | He said a picture is fine. He just needs to throw on some pants and grab a release form. | 1.4207 | 0.04017 | 271 | 183 | 62 | 26 |
370 | This tour guide is an absolute legend. | 1.4206 | 0.04082 | 252 | 168 | 62 | 22 |
371 | He muttered, 'There goes the neighborhood". | 1.4205 | 0.04022 | 264 | 177 | 63 | 24 |
372 | Since we're lost, this might not have been the best time to share that you don't believe in his existence. | 1.4205 | 0.04163 | 264 | 181 | 55 | 28 |
373 | We got our selfie. Now let's go before we miss the plane to Loch Ness. | 1.4201 | 0.04239 | 269 | 188 | 49 | 32 |
374 | Now we're losing him. You just had to make one more prefrontal cortex joke, didn't you? | 1.4198 | 0.04186 | 262 | 180 | 54 | 28 |
375 | What do I have to do to get you to ask for directions? | 1.4196 | 0.03988 | 286 | 196 | 60 | 30 |
376 | Stop trying to change the subject... | 1.4195 | 0.04196 | 267 | 185 | 52 | 30 |
377 | He's also moving to Canada. | 1.4194 | 0.03932 | 279 | 188 | 65 | 26 |
378 | Damn it. Quit saying there's a Yeti behind me because I will not fall for that again and again! | 1.4191 | 0.03971 | 272 | 183 | 64 | 25 |
379 | Let’s leave our phones in the car,” you said | 1.4186 | 0.04233 | 258 | 178 | 52 | 28 |
380 | He's abominable, Gary? We've been listening to you whine about your sinuses since base camp. | 1.4186 | 0.04161 | 258 | 176 | 56 | 26 |
381 | He wouldn’t stop talking about “An Inconvenient Truth.” | 1.4184 | 0.03966 | 282 | 192 | 62 | 28 |
382 | What do you mean you forgot the camera!? | 1.4184 | 0.04401 | 239 | 165 | 48 | 26 |
383 | Nobody says good morning anymore. | 1.4183 | 0.04138 | 263 | 180 | 56 | 27 |
384 | Yes, I'm sure those wild mushrooms were fine. Why? | 1.4183 | 0.03885 | 263 | 173 | 70 | 20 |
385 | Mansplain THAT! | 1.4181 | 0.03977 | 287 | 197 | 60 | 30 |
386 | Surprisingly, he has less back hair than you. | 1.4180 | 0.04220 | 256 | 176 | 53 | 27 |
387 | He’s said I looked nothing at all like my Tinder profile. | 1.4179 | 0.04115 | 268 | 184 | 56 | 28 |
388 | Well, there goes the best guide ever. I TOLD you he wouldn’t want to be in your selfie! | 1.4179 | 0.04050 | 280 | 193 | 57 | 30 |
389 | Of course you think it’s a ‘he.’ | 1.4179 | 0.03986 | 280 | 191 | 61 | 28 |
390 | Why do you always have to bring up politics as soon as we meet someone? | 1.4179 | 0.03954 | 280 | 190 | 63 | 27 |
391 | He's not abominable, he's French. | 1.4178 | 0.03866 | 292 | 198 | 66 | 28 |
392 | He does look like Chewbacca!” “You didn’t have to say that to his face. | 1.4177 | 0.04075 | 249 | 166 | 62 | 21 |
393 | Oh my god it's a small world. He knows Sasquatch! | 1.4176 | 0.04053 | 261 | 176 | 61 | 24 |
394 | I'm sorry Brandon, but I needed to find out if what they say about big feet is true | 1.4176 | 0.04196 | 261 | 180 | 53 | 28 |
395 | Oh, Harold. It was nothing, a one time thing. On a totally different mountain. | 1.4176 | 0.04158 | 273 | 190 | 52 | 31 |
396 | I'm thinking of stopping shaving my legs. | 1.4173 | 0.04103 | 266 | 182 | 57 | 27 |
397 | It makes me wonder what else I've missed while endlessly staring at my phone. | 1.4172 | 0.04095 | 290 | 204 | 51 | 35 |
398 | A rarer sighting would be you committing to me. | 1.4170 | 0.04170 | 283 | 200 | 48 | 35 |
399 | He says he doesn't want to be Chief of Staff. | 1.4167 | 0.04330 | 264 | 187 | 44 | 33 |
400 | Yeah,yeah,yeah,I'm sure the YETI is behind me. I'm not falling for that line again! | 1.4164 | 0.03930 | 269 | 180 | 66 | 23 |
401 | He just needed to borrow my chapstick. | 1.4164 | 0.03966 | 269 | 181 | 64 | 24 |
402 | The tour book did say that our guide would be a natural climber. | 1.4161 | 0.03948 | 274 | 185 | 64 | 25 |
403 | Well you can't just call someone "abominable" before you get to know them. | 1.4160 | 0.03983 | 250 | 165 | 66 | 19 |
404 | He said, "Sorry, I'm a tourist here myself". | 1.4158 | 0.03935 | 291 | 200 | 61 | 30 |
405 | Oh just ASK | 1.4157 | 0.03967 | 255 | 169 | 66 | 20 |
406 | I said are we there?”He said “Not Yeti. | 1.4157 | 0.04120 | 255 | 173 | 58 | 24 |
407 | Please stop saying "ladies first". | 1.4157 | 0.04082 | 255 | 172 | 60 | 23 |
408 | Good news--he says there IS cell service at the top! | 1.4156 | 0.03977 | 243 | 159 | 67 | 17 |
409 | Aren't we supposed to wait until he's far away and indiscernible, before we take a picture? | 1.4154 | 0.04102 | 272 | 188 | 55 | 29 |
410 | I thought you had the camera. | 1.4154 | 0.03968 | 272 | 184 | 63 | 25 |
411 | It looked like him, but it wasn’t him. | 1.4154 | 0.04135 | 260 | 178 | 56 | 26 |
412 | I already told you, Gary, he’s just a friend from college. | 1.4153 | 0.04356 | 248 | 173 | 47 | 28 |
413 | No, he said it wasn't him. | 1.4152 | 0.04080 | 277 | 192 | 55 | 30 |
414 | He said the restaurant at the top is worth the effort. | 1.4151 | 0.03825 | 265 | 174 | 72 | 19 |
415 | He said "summit" is a noun, not a verb. | 1.4150 | 0.04400 | 253 | 179 | 43 | 31 |
416 | I found him to be very bominable, actually | 1.4146 | 0.04419 | 246 | 173 | 44 | 29 |
417 | His hands are tiny. | 1.4146 | 0.03974 | 287 | 198 | 59 | 30 |
418 | Because he is everything you are not! | 1.4144 | 0.04064 | 263 | 179 | 59 | 25 |
419 | At least I´m not too stubborn to ask directions. | 1.4144 | 0.04170 | 263 | 182 | 53 | 28 |
420 | Now look what you've done! You don't smell so great after 4 days in the woods either. Now go apologize to him! | 1.4143 | 0.03751 | 280 | 185 | 74 | 21 |
421 | He's depressed. No one believes in him any more. | 1.4141 | 0.03756 | 256 | 165 | 76 | 15 |
422 | I asked him “Are we there Yeti?” Apparently he doesn’t like puns. | 1.4137 | 0.03971 | 278 | 190 | 61 | 27 |
423 | Yes, I'm leaving you. He's just so comfortable in his own skin. | 1.4137 | 0.04072 | 249 | 167 | 61 | 21 |
424 | He said a sitting president can be indicted. | 1.4134 | 0.04167 | 254 | 174 | 55 | 25 |
425 | Compared to all the others, our guide is a legend. | 1.4129 | 0.04122 | 264 | 182 | 55 | 27 |
426 | Nevermind that. Why has the cartoonist neglected drawing in the footprints? | 1.4129 | 0.04226 | 264 | 185 | 49 | 30 |
427 | Just ask him for directions already! | 1.4128 | 0.04004 | 281 | 194 | 58 | 29 |
428 | When I said bring the YETI I meant the cooler. | 1.4128 | 0.04327 | 235 | 161 | 51 | 23 |
429 | I thought you said it would just be the two of us this time... | 1.4126 | 0.03826 | 286 | 193 | 68 | 25 |
430 | He says enough already. Both he and climate change are real. | 1.4125 | 0.04057 | 257 | 174 | 60 | 23 |
431 | I say we pass him. It's no picnic being downwind from Big Foot. | 1.4124 | 0.03978 | 274 | 187 | 61 | 26 |
432 | You're not changing the subject, we're going to talk about why it's been 5 years and you haven't proposed! | 1.4124 | 0.03933 | 291 | 201 | 60 | 30 |
433 | Abominable Snow MAN"?! Now go apologize to her right now | 1.4124 | 0.03779 | 291 | 196 | 70 | 25 |
434 | Yet he...? Yet he, WHAT? | 1.4122 | 0.04180 | 262 | 182 | 52 | 28 |
435 | I don't care how famous he is, just ask him for directions | 1.4120 | 0.04059 | 250 | 168 | 61 | 21 |
436 | All I said was I thought he’d be a lot taller in person. | 1.4120 | 0.04059 | 250 | 168 | 61 | 21 |
437 | He prefers to be called Larger-than-Average Foot. | 1.4120 | 0.03802 | 267 | 176 | 72 | 19 |
438 | You were right,it is worth it to get a local guide. | 1.4120 | 0.04088 | 267 | 184 | 56 | 27 |
439 | It's a North Face onesie. | 1.4120 | 0.04156 | 284 | 202 | 47 | 35 |
440 | He says he's not coming down until after the 2020 elections. | 1.4118 | 0.04371 | 255 | 181 | 43 | 31 |
441 | You can only ask “Are we there Yeti?” so many times. | 1.4115 | 0.04203 | 260 | 181 | 51 | 28 |
442 | Amazing news! He's going to get us the wifi password. | 1.4115 | 0.04059 | 260 | 177 | 59 | 24 |
443 | I'm sorry, but I think he will keep me warmer tonight than you can. | 1.4114 | 0.03863 | 316 | 222 | 58 | 36 |
444 | Of course—ask the ten-foot-tall male for directions. To hell with my map, right? | 1.4113 | 0.04040 | 265 | 181 | 59 | 25 |
445 | Turns out we’ve strayed onto private property. | 1.4113 | 0.04075 | 265 | 182 | 57 | 26 |
446 | Look at me when I’m talking to you, Harold. | 1.4111 | 0.03815 | 287 | 194 | 68 | 25 |
447 | 'SnowPERSON' | 1.4111 | 0.04177 | 253 | 174 | 54 | 25 |
448 | Pleasant guy; very opinionated about global warming | 1.4111 | 0.04215 | 253 | 175 | 52 | 26 |
449 | He says it's a clothing optional peak. | 1.4109 | 0.03969 | 258 | 173 | 64 | 21 |
450 | See?! I told you that your non-stop yodeling was annoying. | 1.4107 | 0.03916 | 280 | 191 | 63 | 26 |
451 | All he said was that ‘abominable’ is derogatory, and kept walking | 1.4106 | 0.04097 | 263 | 181 | 56 | 26 |
452 | What? All I said was that I thought his feet would have been bigger. | 1.4104 | 0.04006 | 268 | 183 | 60 | 25 |
453 | Well maybe he thinks you're abominable. | 1.4096 | 0.04301 | 249 | 174 | 48 | 27 |
454 | He says we’re lost | 1.4096 | 0.03727 | 293 | 197 | 72 | 24 |
455 | Jimmy really went paleo! | 1.4096 | 0.03881 | 293 | 202 | 62 | 29 |
456 | Next time I hire the guide. | 1.4094 | 0.03888 | 276 | 187 | 65 | 24 |
457 | He wanted to borrow a phone charger. | 1.4094 | 0.03854 | 276 | 186 | 67 | 23 |
458 | I agreed to help him continue the species | 1.4093 | 0.04178 | 259 | 180 | 52 | 27 |
459 | The first sign of oxygen deprivation is hallucinating. | 1.4093 | 0.03839 | 281 | 190 | 67 | 24 |
460 | I asked. No selfies. | 1.4091 | 0.03980 | 286 | 199 | 57 | 30 |
461 | You’re really going to mansplain a Yeti to me right now?!?! | 1.4089 | 0.03900 | 291 | 201 | 61 | 29 |
462 | That explains all the yellow snow! | 1.4089 | 0.04029 | 269 | 185 | 58 | 26 |
463 | Well, he's cheaper than the last guide and he really seems to know his way around! | 1.4089 | 0.03994 | 269 | 184 | 60 | 25 |
464 | Sasquatch? you call a Yeti a Sasquatch? How do you expect him to react? | 1.4088 | 0.03873 | 274 | 185 | 66 | 23 |
465 | He says he won't seat us until the rest of our party arrives. | 1.4086 | 0.04308 | 257 | 182 | 45 | 30 |
466 | O.K., you win. But I still don't believe in seahorses. | 1.4085 | 0.03938 | 284 | 196 | 60 | 28 |
467 | Yes, Helen, I'm well aware of what they say about the size of a man's foot. | 1.4084 | 0.04070 | 262 | 180 | 57 | 25 |
468 | All I said was, "Yeti or not?" Apparently he's heard that one before. | 1.4082 | 0.03980 | 267 | 182 | 61 | 24 |
469 | Very funny, you had to ask him if he knew Chewbacca! | 1.4081 | 0.03927 | 272 | 185 | 63 | 24 |
470 | It’s over Jim, I live on the mountain with Satch now. | 1.4078 | 0.03957 | 282 | 195 | 59 | 28 |
471 | He said wait here, we can take a picture, but he wants to get his hat first. | 1.4078 | 0.04052 | 282 | 198 | 53 | 31 |
472 | How was I supposed to know that Yeti is now a derogatory term? | 1.4077 | 0.03830 | 260 | 172 | 70 | 18 |
473 | So what if he gets there first? Who's he gonna to tell? | 1.4074 | 0.04051 | 270 | 187 | 56 | 27 |
474 | Go ahead and laugh....you can't even grow a decent mouscache! | 1.4074 | 0.03948 | 270 | 184 | 62 | 24 |
475 | Why are you so surprised? I told you I had family in the area. | 1.4073 | 0.03930 | 275 | 188 | 62 | 25 |
476 | I think we're going to need another pronoun. | 1.4070 | 0.03766 | 285 | 192 | 70 | 23 |
477 | He asked how the Jets did this season, then just shook his head and walked away.” | 1.4070 | 0.03958 | 285 | 198 | 58 | 29 |
478 | Of course I didn't look. | 1.4070 | 0.04364 | 258 | 185 | 41 | 32 |
479 | You're always trying to change the subject...we need to talk about US! | 1.4069 | 0.03908 | 290 | 201 | 60 | 29 |
480 | I'm leaving you for someone I can believe in . | 1.4065 | 0.04259 | 246 | 171 | 50 | 25 |
481 | Don't worry... I gave him a fake number. | 1.4064 | 0.04043 | 251 | 170 | 60 | 21 |
482 | No, I think you better use ’they/them’. | 1.4064 | 0.04162 | 283 | 203 | 45 | 35 |
483 | He went back to get his camera | 1.4060 | 0.03917 | 266 | 180 | 64 | 22 |
484 | Don't be jealous, Dave. How could I know he'd be up here? | 1.4059 | 0.03866 | 271 | 183 | 66 | 22 |
485 | Where exactly did you hire our guide? | 1.4058 | 0.03654 | 308 | 209 | 73 | 26 |
486 | He prefers the term 'Hirsute Snowman.' | 1.4058 | 0.04051 | 276 | 193 | 54 | 29 |
487 | Two young people doing an activity outdoors without taking a selfie- he said he thought that was only a myth! | 1.4058 | 0.03952 | 276 | 190 | 60 | 26 |
488 | You just had to go and mention you voted for Trump, didn't you? | 1.4056 | 0.04099 | 286 | 204 | 48 | 34 |
489 | He says to walk quietly because they are having a poetry reading. | 1.4053 | 0.04045 | 264 | 182 | 57 | 25 |
490 | He says he does not identify as "abominable." | 1.4053 | 0.04081 | 264 | 183 | 55 | 26 |
491 | He says that he'd like to have us for dinner. | 1.4052 | 0.04026 | 269 | 186 | 57 | 26 |
492 | The only thing "abominable" on this mountain is your attitude towards meeting new people! | 1.4051 | 0.04124 | 237 | 160 | 58 | 19 |
493 | I don’t think he’s going to give the camera back. | 1.4050 | 0.04106 | 242 | 164 | 58 | 20 |
494 | I've made up my mind. I want someone more authentic. | 1.4047 | 0.03791 | 299 | 206 | 65 | 28 |
495 | Exactly where did you find this guide? | 1.4047 | 0.03974 | 257 | 174 | 62 | 21 |
496 | Turns out it's pronounced "Yet-Tie" | 1.4044 | 0.04027 | 272 | 189 | 56 | 27 |
497 | I'm sorry Derrick, this is my chance to walk on the wild side. | 1.4044 | 0.03854 | 272 | 184 | 66 | 22 |
498 | He said the Summit Gift Shop is closed but the cafe is still open. | 1.4043 | 0.03792 | 282 | 191 | 68 | 23 |
499 | No! I didn't have the camera. I thought you had the camera... | 1.4043 | 0.03792 | 282 | 191 | 68 | 23 |
500 | A little obnoxious but I wouldn’t say abominable. | 1.4043 | 0.03792 | 282 | 191 | 68 | 23 |
501 | Well, Bill, I guess this is goodbye. | 1.4039 | 0.04184 | 255 | 178 | 51 | 26 |
502 | Apparently, no one has ever called him 'abominable' before. | 1.4039 | 0.03995 | 255 | 173 | 61 | 21 |
503 | All I said was, "Trump." | 1.4039 | 0.04221 | 255 | 179 | 49 | 27 |
504 | Did you hear that? 'Tourists!' The smug ape called us tourists! | 1.4038 | 0.04089 | 260 | 180 | 55 | 25 |
505 | I can't believe you left the camera in the car. | 1.4034 | 0.03586 | 290 | 192 | 79 | 19 |
506 | Ugh, it's so like him to show up and then just leave. | 1.4034 | 0.03874 | 290 | 201 | 61 | 28 |
507 | You're following in some pretty big footsteps. | 1.4034 | 0.03796 | 295 | 203 | 65 | 27 |
508 | You could at least have asked for directions! | 1.4033 | 0.04134 | 243 | 166 | 56 | 21 |
509 | He's offended you called him "abominable" because he self-identifies as "adorable." | 1.4030 | 0.04019 | 263 | 181 | 58 | 24 |
510 | It's not the size of his feet I found impressive. | 1.4030 | 0.04171 | 268 | 190 | 48 | 30 |
511 | A three-way with a Yeti is on your bucket list, Paul, not mine. | 1.4029 | 0.04015 | 273 | 190 | 56 | 27 |
512 | Dinner’s at 7 but his agent booked a last minute sighting so he might be a touch late. | 1.4029 | 0.03878 | 273 | 186 | 64 | 23 |
513 | Well, he does seem to know the way, Allen. | 1.4024 | 0.04078 | 251 | 172 | 57 | 22 |
514 | Relax, I said no. | 1.4022 | 0.03898 | 271 | 185 | 63 | 23 |
515 | Irascible, unforgettable, but not abominable | 1.4022 | 0.04015 | 276 | 193 | 55 | 28 |
516 | I don't care if he's your friend... if he's going to hike with us he needs to wear pants! | 1.4016 | 0.04079 | 244 | 166 | 58 | 20 |
517 | No, I haven't seen Steve Bannon. Why do you ask? | 1.4016 | 0.04120 | 244 | 167 | 56 | 21 |
518 | Thanks to the governmental parks shutdown, even Big Foot is unemployed. | 1.4016 | 0.04081 | 254 | 175 | 56 | 23 |
519 | He's not anti-social, he just needs to pee. | 1.4015 | 0.03970 | 264 | 181 | 60 | 23 |
520 | He said, "No cash, no selfie." | 1.4015 | 0.03934 | 264 | 180 | 62 | 22 |
521 | He said it’s no fun anymore. Everybody’s abominable. | 1.4015 | 0.04191 | 269 | 192 | 46 | 31 |
522 | Blame the cold all you want, Richard. His was obviously bigger. | 1.4015 | 0.03969 | 274 | 190 | 58 | 26 |
523 | He said something about trying to find himself. | 1.4015 | 0.03969 | 274 | 190 | 58 | 26 |
524 | He says he needs to go off and find himself, for once. | 1.4014 | 0.03950 | 279 | 194 | 58 | 27 |
525 | Do you know if altitude sickness can cause hallucinations? | 1.4014 | 0.03818 | 279 | 190 | 66 | 23 |
526 | There's never a good time to say this, Phil... | 1.4014 | 0.04079 | 279 | 198 | 50 | 31 |
527 | Really? All you have to say is that he looks a little bit like my uncle Fred? | 1.4008 | 0.04163 | 247 | 171 | 53 | 23 |
528 | Hang on a sec .... he's going to grab his selfie stick. | 1.4008 | 0.03986 | 252 | 171 | 61 | 20 |
529 | After you.... | 1.4007 | 0.03902 | 267 | 182 | 63 | 22 |
530 | I thought you packed the camera. | 1.4007 | 0.03919 | 282 | 196 | 59 | 27 |
531 | You were supposed to pack the camera! | 1.4007 | 0.03776 | 297 | 205 | 65 | 27 |
532 | He said if anyone should be called 'abominable' it's people like us who drink pumpkin spice lattes and drive a Prius." | 1.4000 | 0.04469 | 230 | 163 | 42 | 25 |
533 | Bigfoot’s got small hands. | 1.4000 | 0.04181 | 255 | 179 | 50 | 26 |
534 | He’s more expensive than other guides, but he knows these mountains like the back of his hand. | 1.4000 | 0.04187 | 245 | 170 | 52 | 23 |
535 | He wants us to stop yodeling. He says he is trying to hibernate. | 1.4000 | 0.03920 | 285 | 199 | 58 | 28 |
536 | So our Airbnb host seems cool. | 1.4000 | 0.03885 | 265 | 180 | 64 | 21 |
537 | For once, I agree with you - maybe we shouldn't ask for directions. | 1.4000 | 0.03823 | 260 | 174 | 68 | 18 |
538 | Just ask! I'm sure it wouldn't be his first selfie. | 1.3993 | 0.03699 | 288 | 195 | 71 | 22 |
539 | C’mon, he said if we follow him he’ll “make us dinner.” | 1.3993 | 0.04031 | 268 | 187 | 55 | 26 |
540 | You had to call him Bigfoot? Seriously? This 2019! | 1.3993 | 0.03961 | 268 | 185 | 59 | 24 |
541 | I guess we'll have to go back. He says the hiking trail is closed because of the shutdown. | 1.3992 | 0.04287 | 258 | 185 | 43 | 30 |
542 | You're not supposed to call them 'abominable' anymore. | 1.3986 | 0.03798 | 291 | 201 | 64 | 26 |
543 | He wants to go where snowman has gone before. | 1.3986 | 0.03814 | 286 | 197 | 64 | 25 |
544 | 'Abominable' is a slur, Jim. It's 2019. | 1.3985 | 0.04000 | 261 | 180 | 58 | 23 |
545 | We're nearly the first blind people ever to climb Everest! | 1.3984 | 0.04240 | 256 | 182 | 46 | 28 |
546 | He just took my water bottle because it has his name on it. | 1.3984 | 0.04291 | 246 | 174 | 46 | 26 |
547 | I haven't seen Jerry since high school. Shame, he really let himself go. | 1.3983 | 0.04356 | 241 | 171 | 44 | 26 |
548 | Of course I didn’t ask for a photo together - he must get that all the time. | 1.3980 | 0.03708 | 294 | 201 | 69 | 24 |
549 | You're the one who requested an authentic mountain guide! | 1.3978 | 0.03984 | 269 | 187 | 57 | 25 |
550 | He's unimpressed with his first human sighting. | 1.3978 | 0.03914 | 269 | 185 | 61 | 23 |
551 | "Were you expecting Julie Andrews?! | 1.3977 | 0.03967 | 264 | 182 | 59 | 23 |
552 | Are we really going to argue about this now? If it's on a mountain, it's a Yeti, not a Sasquatch! | 1.3976 | 0.03922 | 254 | 172 | 63 | 19 |
553 | Why won't you ever ask for directions? | 1.3973 | 0.03891 | 297 | 210 | 56 | 31 |
554 | I thought he'd never leave. | 1.3972 | 0.03980 | 282 | 199 | 54 | 29 |
555 | He'll be back in a minute - he forgot his phone. | 1.3972 | 0.04043 | 282 | 201 | 50 | 31 |
556 | Didn’t the doctor say the altitude medicine could have some weird side effects...? | 1.3971 | 0.03694 | 277 | 186 | 72 | 19 |
557 | He wasn’t the friendliest snowman I’ve ever met, but abominable seems a bit harsh. | 1.3966 | 0.03613 | 290 | 195 | 75 | 20 |
558 | You really didn't know 'abominable' is an insulting term? | 1.3966 | 0.03837 | 290 | 202 | 61 | 27 |
559 | I'm just wild about Hairy. | 1.3964 | 0.04032 | 280 | 199 | 51 | 30 |
560 | Call me in an hour, in case things get weird. Then I’ll have an excuse to bail. | 1.3964 | 0.03852 | 275 | 189 | 63 | 23 |
561 | He says our small one-toed footprints are scaring his children. | 1.3963 | 0.03867 | 270 | 185 | 63 | 22 |
562 | Well, you dont look so great naked either. | 1.3962 | 0.03934 | 260 | 178 | 61 | 21 |
563 | He said we should have called first. | 1.3961 | 0.04102 | 255 | 178 | 53 | 24 |
564 | This WOULD happen when we agree to hike without our phones. | 1.3959 | 0.03777 | 293 | 203 | 64 | 26 |
565 | They're an Abominable Non-Binary Snowperson, Doug. | 1.3958 | 0.04069 | 288 | 208 | 46 | 34 |
566 | No,YOU ask him for direction! | 1.3958 | 0.03887 | 288 | 202 | 58 | 28 |
567 | No, Derek, you're the one who was being abominable. | 1.3958 | 0.03840 | 283 | 196 | 62 | 25 |
568 | I don't think so Tom, Yetis are blurrier than that. | 1.3958 | 0.03905 | 283 | 198 | 58 | 27 |
569 | And I was like 'Yeah, right. And I'm the missing link!' | 1.3957 | 0.03889 | 278 | 193 | 60 | 25 |
570 | In his case, big feet just means big feet. | 1.3956 | 0.03871 | 273 | 188 | 62 | 23 |
571 | He said he is not abominable, just misunderstood. | 1.3954 | 0.03938 | 263 | 181 | 60 | 22 |
572 | When he goes high, we go low. | 1.3951 | 0.03843 | 286 | 199 | 61 | 26 |
573 | He says go away. The peak is closed due to the government shutdown. | 1.3951 | 0.04326 | 243 | 173 | 44 | 26 |
574 | He told me he identifies as a Yeti. | 1.3947 | 0.03833 | 266 | 181 | 65 | 20 |
575 | The only abominable part of this situation is your unwillingness to ask for directions | 1.3945 | 0.03937 | 289 | 205 | 54 | 30 |
576 | A selfie?! You asked him for a selfie?! | 1.3944 | 0.03861 | 284 | 198 | 60 | 26 |
577 | So he's abominable. Who are you to talk? | 1.3944 | 0.03988 | 284 | 202 | 52 | 30 |
578 | He admitted to cranky, but denied being abominable. | 1.3943 | 0.03811 | 279 | 192 | 64 | 23 |
579 | Chewbacca? Seriously, Neil. Get a life." | 1.3942 | 0.04064 | 241 | 165 | 57 | 19 |
580 | he said he's making the Himalayas great again... | 1.3942 | 0.04095 | 274 | 196 | 48 | 30 |
581 | I've found someone. | 1.3941 | 0.03910 | 269 | 186 | 60 | 23 |
582 | Because he's not obsessed with manscaping, that's why! | 1.3941 | 0.03875 | 269 | 185 | 62 | 22 |
583 | Call it one more time. He thinks he dropped the phone on this side of the mountain. | 1.3939 | 0.04140 | 264 | 188 | 48 | 28 |
584 | He's going back to tell his tribe we're real | 1.3939 | 0.04035 | 264 | 185 | 54 | 25 |
585 | Just this once, could you forget you're a guy, and please ask directions? | 1.3939 | 0.03926 | 264 | 182 | 60 | 22 |
586 | I've hiked the Canadian Rockies but this is my first time in Sasquatchewan. | 1.3938 | 0.03980 | 259 | 179 | 58 | 22 |
587 | Well, you finally got to meet my ex. | 1.3938 | 0.03942 | 259 | 178 | 60 | 21 |
588 | Admit it. We're lost! | 1.3935 | 0.03863 | 277 | 192 | 61 | 24 |
589 | Are you lost, too? I’m just following that guy... He seems to know the area. | 1.3934 | 0.03773 | 272 | 185 | 67 | 20 |
590 | Yes, Kevin. It’s goodbye. Size does matter. | 1.3933 | 0.04071 | 267 | 189 | 51 | 27 |
591 | Don't bother. Nobody will believe you and it will really screw up your career. | 1.3933 | 0.03894 | 267 | 184 | 61 | 22 |
592 | I didn't bring the camera, I thought you brought the camera! | 1.3929 | 0.04096 | 252 | 176 | 53 | 23 |
593 | He will show us around, but he said no selfies. | 1.3927 | 0.03655 | 303 | 209 | 69 | 25 |
594 | Goodbye, Todd. He may be abominable, but at least he’s a good listener. | 1.3926 | 0.03791 | 270 | 184 | 66 | 20 |
595 | Next time, you pick the tour guide. | 1.3925 | 0.03896 | 293 | 208 | 55 | 30 |
596 | We're just friends. | 1.3925 | 0.03914 | 265 | 183 | 60 | 22 |
597 | You're just not out-doorsy enough for me Gerald." | 1.3924 | 0.03852 | 288 | 202 | 59 | 27 |
598 | He took a selfie with me, he said to show his friends. | 1.3923 | 0.04041 | 260 | 182 | 54 | 24 |
599 | Well who else should we ask for directions? | 1.3921 | 0.03919 | 278 | 195 | 57 | 26 |
600 | No, Bigfoot is the one in the forests. Look what you did - now he’s upset. | 1.3920 | 0.04079 | 250 | 174 | 54 | 22 |
601 | He’s abominable alright but I’ll take that over needy any day. | 1.3919 | 0.03936 | 273 | 191 | 57 | 25 |
602 | Let him cool off. Now that he knows people are real he needs a moment to adjust. | 1.3918 | 0.04297 | 245 | 175 | 44 | 26 |
603 | He isn't real and I am not going to turn around. | 1.3916 | 0.04007 | 263 | 184 | 55 | 24 |
604 | And that’s exactly why it’s important to ask their prounouns before assuming. | 1.3916 | 0.03742 | 286 | 197 | 66 | 23 |
605 | I gotta go. My boyfriend doesn’t like me talking to strangers. | 1.3915 | 0.03855 | 281 | 196 | 60 | 25 |
606 | Did he invite us over to dinner or over for dinner? | 1.3913 | 0.03688 | 299 | 207 | 67 | 25 |
607 | So he's a hairy beast, big deal. He still should say hi when someone says hi to him." | 1.3913 | 0.03837 | 276 | 191 | 62 | 23 |
608 | Well sometimes you can be abominable too, Chad! | 1.3911 | 0.04059 | 271 | 193 | 50 | 28 |
609 | Brett's really committed to paleo this year. | 1.3911 | 0.04334 | 248 | 179 | 41 | 28 |
610 | Its true what they say about big feet. I’m going with him. | 1.3910 | 0.03995 | 289 | 208 | 49 | 32 |
611 | For the last time, Melvin, NOTHING HAPPENED!!! | 1.3910 | 0.04045 | 266 | 188 | 52 | 26 |
612 | He may be abominable, but you are being insufferable. | 1.3910 | 0.04045 | 266 | 188 | 52 | 26 |
613 | So now you’re jealous of a man who’s yet to fully evolve? | 1.3910 | 0.03716 | 266 | 179 | 70 | 17 |
614 | He says he goes down to the valley once in a while to check on a B & B and gastro-pub he co-owns. | 1.3908 | 0.03841 | 261 | 178 | 64 | 19 |
615 | Why would you assume he knows Big Foot? Don't you know how offensive that is? | 1.3908 | 0.04097 | 238 | 164 | 55 | 19 |
616 | He said it's pronounced 'Yay-tea'. | 1.3907 | 0.03739 | 279 | 191 | 67 | 21 |
617 | He might be abominable, Brad, but at least he's going to make it to the top | 1.3906 | 0.04202 | 233 | 162 | 51 | 20 |
618 | He’s more ambivalent than abominable. | 1.3903 | 0.04012 | 269 | 190 | 53 | 26 |
619 | "I don't care if you think he doesn't exist, I'm following him." | 1.3903 | 0.03906 | 269 | 187 | 59 | 23 |
620 | I'll tell you what's abominable, Stu. Your attitude. | 1.3901 | 0.03909 | 282 | 199 | 56 | 27 |
621 | Sorry you had to find out this way. | 1.3900 | 0.03743 | 259 | 174 | 69 | 16 |
622 | He's more of a primate than you'll ever be. | 1.3898 | 0.04069 | 254 | 178 | 53 | 23 |
623 | You just had to INSIST we didn't bring our iPhones on this hike, didn't you? | 1.3898 | 0.04220 | 254 | 182 | 45 | 27 |
624 | Well, that was anticlimactic.” | 1.3897 | 0.03979 | 272 | 192 | 54 | 26 |
625 | He threw my walking stick off the mountain and whispered, "No one will ever believe you." | 1.3893 | 0.03905 | 262 | 181 | 60 | 21 |
626 | Look, he gets me and you don't. | 1.3893 | 0.03979 | 262 | 183 | 56 | 23 |
627 | He's abominable, not deplorable. | 1.3891 | 0.04125 | 239 | 166 | 53 | 20 |
628 | They turned him back at the border. | 1.3891 | 0.04146 | 257 | 183 | 48 | 26 |
629 | Abominable? I actually found him quite adorable! | 1.3891 | 0.03810 | 275 | 190 | 63 | 22 |
630 | He asked us to tell the world that his feet are proportionate to the rest of his body -- and that his name is Ralph. | 1.3891 | 0.03844 | 275 | 191 | 61 | 23 |
631 | Dale! Are you going to let him talk to me like that?! | 1.3891 | 0.04079 | 275 | 198 | 47 | 30 |
632 | He says he'll retire when they find somebody who can fill his shoes. | 1.3889 | 0.04053 | 252 | 176 | 54 | 22 |
633 | I'm leaving you, Henry. If I have to settle for an abominable man, it might as well be the real thing. | 1.3889 | 0.04317 | 252 | 183 | 40 | 29 |
634 | No...he hasn't seen one either! | 1.3889 | 0.04135 | 270 | 195 | 45 | 30 |
635 | Who knew the word "abominable" was offensive? | 1.3889 | 0.04130 | 252 | 178 | 50 | 24 |
636 | He isn’t giving us back our cameras. He said he doesn’t want his family all over social media. | 1.3886 | 0.04472 | 229 | 165 | 39 | 25 |
637 | What do you mean you forgot to pack a camera? | 1.3885 | 0.03848 | 278 | 194 | 60 | 24 |
638 | Wow, his carbon footprint is tiny! | 1.3885 | 0.04037 | 260 | 183 | 53 | 24 |
639 | Well, we did agree we'd both see other people. | 1.3885 | 0.03887 | 260 | 179 | 61 | 20 |
640 | Yup, turns out it’s true what they say about a man with a big foot. | 1.3883 | 0.03933 | 273 | 192 | 56 | 25 |
641 | At least HE's willing to ask directions | 1.3881 | 0.03836 | 286 | 201 | 59 | 26 |
642 | It’s not what you think He’s just a friend No one will believe you anyway | 1.3881 | 0.03879 | 268 | 186 | 60 | 22 |
643 | Let him win. | 1.3880 | 0.03914 | 250 | 171 | 61 | 18 |
644 | Damnit, Jim - you NEVER want to ask for directions! | 1.3880 | 0.04153 | 250 | 177 | 49 | 24 |
645 | I’m telling you, he’s just the type of outsider the DNC is looking for. | 1.3878 | 0.04075 | 263 | 187 | 50 | 26 |
646 | I'm not racist. Some of my best friends are abominable. | 1.3878 | 0.04254 | 245 | 175 | 45 | 25 |
647 | You’re a nice guy, Doug, but my taste in men has always been abominable. | 1.3877 | 0.04099 | 276 | 200 | 45 | 31 |
648 | He wants to find himself. | 1.3875 | 0.03987 | 271 | 192 | 53 | 26 |
649 | He's just a better fit for the life I want to lead. | 1.3873 | 0.03918 | 284 | 202 | 54 | 28 |
650 | You can be pretty abominable sometimes too, Tad. | 1.3873 | 0.03789 | 284 | 198 | 62 | 24 |
651 | Let’s respect his self-identification as gender-fluid and use the term “snow-person.” | 1.3871 | 0.03935 | 248 | 170 | 60 | 18 |
652 | You didn't tell me we were coming to meet your parents. | 1.3871 | 0.03937 | 279 | 198 | 54 | 27 |
653 | He said to make sure the photos of him are really blurry | 1.3871 | 0.04215 | 248 | 177 | 46 | 25 |
654 | No one will ever believe we forgot our phones. | 1.3870 | 0.03683 | 292 | 202 | 67 | 23 |
655 | Are you sure the sign said this hike was good for "abdominals." | 1.3870 | 0.04168 | 261 | 188 | 45 | 28 |
656 | But I'm still right about Loch Ness | 1.3866 | 0.03867 | 269 | 187 | 60 | 22 |
657 | He says our big carbon footprint scares him. | 1.3862 | 0.04039 | 246 | 171 | 55 | 20 |
658 | He's the least abominable thing in my life right now. | 1.3862 | 0.04120 | 246 | 173 | 51 | 22 |
659 | He's not so abominable when you get to know him. | 1.3861 | 0.04009 | 259 | 182 | 54 | 23 |
660 | He's abominable until he's had his coffee. | 1.3860 | 0.04009 | 272 | 194 | 51 | 27 |
661 | He says the "y" is silent. | 1.3860 | 0.04109 | 272 | 197 | 45 | 30 |
662 | Abominable? Quite the contrary, I found him perfectly delightful. | 1.3860 | 0.03843 | 285 | 201 | 58 | 26 |
663 | Apparently people tell him that all the time. | 1.3859 | 0.03812 | 298 | 212 | 57 | 29 |
664 | I guess we are on the Evolutionary Path! | 1.3858 | 0.03909 | 254 | 175 | 60 | 19 |
665 | I'm going with him. You can keep the kids. | 1.3858 | 0.03958 | 267 | 188 | 55 | 24 |
666 | You ALWAYS complain when I ask for directions!! | 1.3858 | 0.03850 | 267 | 185 | 61 | 21 |
667 | Let's just ask for directions! | 1.3856 | 0.04202 | 236 | 166 | 49 | 21 |
668 | I'm sorry, Jason, but size does matter. | 1.3855 | 0.04084 | 249 | 175 | 52 | 22 |
669 | Sorry Larry. Size matters. | 1.3855 | 0.04259 | 262 | 192 | 39 | 31 |
670 | I told him the park bathrooms are still closed. | 1.3855 | 0.03627 | 275 | 186 | 72 | 17 |
671 | Shouldnt it be Big Feet? | 1.3855 | 0.03806 | 275 | 191 | 62 | 22 |
672 | He asked me if I’ve seen his pants. | 1.3852 | 0.03977 | 244 | 168 | 58 | 18 |
673 | I’m not sure what he meant, but he mumbled something about needing to build a wall. | 1.3852 | 0.03989 | 283 | 204 | 49 | 30 |
674 | It's your turn to ask for directions. | 1.3849 | 0.03906 | 265 | 185 | 58 | 22 |
675 | He doesn't look anything like his picture. | 1.3849 | 0.03832 | 265 | 183 | 62 | 20 |
676 | He says he's in the Witness Protection Program. | 1.3846 | 0.03894 | 273 | 192 | 57 | 24 |
677 | You just had to go and talk about his feet, didn't you. | 1.3846 | 0.04183 | 234 | 164 | 50 | 20 |
678 | He wanted the WiFi password. | 1.3843 | 0.04090 | 255 | 181 | 50 | 24 |
679 | He said we can take his picture, but to wait until he's far away so that it will be really grainy. | 1.3843 | 0.03896 | 255 | 176 | 60 | 19 |
680 | I think that's the new one piece from The North Face | 1.3843 | 0.04167 | 242 | 171 | 49 | 22 |
681 | I told you that stupid wall wouldn't work | 1.3841 | 0.03927 | 289 | 208 | 51 | 30 |
682 | Strange...he kept muttering, 'No collusion, no collusion, no collusion', as he walked by! | 1.3841 | 0.03834 | 289 | 205 | 57 | 27 |
683 | I don’t care if he’s the last of his kind, if you’re not going to tell him we’re lost, I will. | 1.3841 | 0.03829 | 276 | 193 | 60 | 23 |
684 | He said he thinks WE’RE abominable. | 1.3841 | 0.03998 | 276 | 198 | 50 | 28 |
685 | He wanted $20 for the selfie. | 1.3840 | 0.03999 | 263 | 186 | 53 | 24 |
686 | Small world; his cousin was our tour guide in the Pacific Northwest. | 1.3840 | 0.04070 | 250 | 176 | 52 | 22 |
687 | I won't be needing you now. | 1.3840 | 0.04031 | 250 | 175 | 54 | 21 |
688 | He says it's available but we have to book through Airbnb. | 1.3838 | 0.03878 | 297 | 214 | 52 | 31 |
689 | You can’t just ASK someone if they’re BIGFOOT! | 1.3838 | 0.03851 | 284 | 201 | 57 | 26 |
690 | Abominable, really? You couldn't just call him Yeti? | 1.3838 | 0.03879 | 271 | 190 | 58 | 23 |
691 | That's Dad. He'll warm up after you spend time with him. | 1.3837 | 0.04055 | 258 | 183 | 51 | 24 |
692 | Why don't you ever believe me? | 1.3835 | 0.03799 | 279 | 195 | 61 | 23 |
693 | He says he doesn't want to hear the good news about Jesus. | 1.3832 | 0.04213 | 274 | 203 | 37 | 34 |
694 | You had to mention the feet. | 1.3832 | 0.04084 | 274 | 199 | 45 | 30 |
695 | You just will not ask directions. | 1.3831 | 0.04093 | 248 | 175 | 51 | 22 |
696 | He's not so abominable once you get to know him. | 1.3830 | 0.03599 | 282 | 192 | 72 | 18 |
697 | How much do we tip him? | 1.3829 | 0.04038 | 269 | 193 | 49 | 27 |
698 | You call our guide abominable, and you’re surprised he walks out on us? | 1.3828 | 0.03923 | 256 | 178 | 58 | 20 |
699 | You're not going to believe me, but I think I just saw your ex-wife. | 1.3827 | 0.04018 | 277 | 200 | 48 | 29 |
700 | We came to a meeting of the minds. He said to get off his mountain and I said OK. | 1.3826 | 0.04058 | 264 | 189 | 49 | 26 |
701 | You’re going to let him say that to me? | 1.3825 | 0.03903 | 285 | 204 | 53 | 28 |
702 | Let me get this straight - your main concern is that I'm incorrect in using the term Big Foot? | 1.3824 | 0.03832 | 272 | 190 | 60 | 22 |
703 | Of course we can't keep up with him... That guy's a legend! | 1.3824 | 0.03902 | 272 | 192 | 56 | 24 |
704 | He's right, I have to choose. Goodbye, Mark. | 1.3822 | 0.04005 | 259 | 183 | 53 | 23 |
705 | Another newby...no gear, no backpack and not even sunglasses. | 1.3822 | 0.04042 | 259 | 184 | 51 | 24 |
706 | He wouldn’t stop for a selfie. Said he was having a bad hair day. | 1.3821 | 0.03788 | 280 | 196 | 61 | 23 |
707 | It's obviously much easier without a pack. | 1.3821 | 0.03538 | 301 | 207 | 73 | 21 |
708 | Of course you hurt his feelings! Who wants to be called Abominable! It's Yeti! Yeti!! | 1.3820 | 0.03918 | 267 | 188 | 56 | 23 |
709 | I DID pitch him. He said he hates the genre, your co-star idea, and is holding out for a name director. | 1.3820 | 0.03882 | 267 | 187 | 58 | 22 |
710 | He said nowadays he considers himself more woke than abominable | 1.3820 | 0.03882 | 267 | 187 | 58 | 22 |
711 | You seriously asked him what the wi-fi password is up here? | 1.3819 | 0.03966 | 288 | 209 | 48 | 31 |
712 | No, YOU ask him. | 1.3818 | 0.03973 | 275 | 197 | 51 | 27 |
713 | I TOLD you not to waste your cell phone battery on selfies! | 1.3817 | 0.04093 | 241 | 169 | 52 | 20 |
714 | I think the correct term is Abominable Snowperson. | 1.3816 | 0.03759 | 283 | 198 | 62 | 23 |
715 | No, I wasn't flirting with him - 23&me says he's my cousin. | 1.3815 | 0.03630 | 270 | 183 | 71 | 16 |
716 | He says we’re too loud. | 1.3808 | 0.03992 | 260 | 184 | 53 | 23 |
717 | I want to start seeing other hominidae | 1.3808 | 0.04242 | 239 | 171 | 45 | 23 |
718 | Yeah, well he's twice the man you'll ever be! | 1.3806 | 0.03703 | 289 | 202 | 64 | 23 |
719 | I don't care--he's still electable. | 1.3806 | 0.04012 | 268 | 192 | 50 | 26 |
720 | But you complained the last guide talked too much! | 1.3806 | 0.04102 | 247 | 175 | 50 | 22 |
721 | I'm just saying it wouldn't hurt you to be more like him.. strong, self-sufficient, a little bohemian. | 1.3806 | 0.03938 | 247 | 171 | 58 | 18 |
722 | He doesn’ know the way either. | 1.3806 | 0.04061 | 247 | 174 | 52 | 21 |
723 | I told you we were too high... | 1.3805 | 0.03725 | 297 | 210 | 61 | 26 |
724 | No, Jason...the $165 you spent on that trekking pole you'll never use again...that's abominable. | 1.3802 | 0.03959 | 263 | 186 | 54 | 23 |
725 | He's gone to tell all the other Bigfoots that we really do exist. | 1.3801 | 0.03731 | 271 | 187 | 65 | 19 |
726 | You think he's abominable. I think he's warm and fuzzy. | 1.3800 | 0.03668 | 300 | 211 | 64 | 25 |
727 | What?! He needed directions. | 1.3797 | 0.03926 | 266 | 188 | 55 | 23 |
728 | He said if we keep his secret, he'll validate our parking. | 1.3796 | 0.04084 | 245 | 173 | 51 | 21 |
729 | Well, "it" said 'me no do directions, but you follow- have short cut', so Yes, I am sure it is male. | 1.3796 | 0.03947 | 274 | 196 | 52 | 26 |
730 | YOU never tell me how good I look without make-up, | 1.3796 | 0.03702 | 274 | 189 | 66 | 19 |
731 | How would you like to be called the abominable hiker? His name is Dave. | 1.3794 | 0.03898 | 282 | 202 | 53 | 27 |
732 | He's going to go build a wall to keep us out | 1.3794 | 0.03962 | 282 | 204 | 49 | 29 |
733 | You don't need to get all weird about it. I told him I wasn't interested. | 1.3793 | 0.03627 | 290 | 201 | 68 | 21 |
734 | He’s your friend. You tell him to cut back on the paleo diet. | 1.3793 | 0.04016 | 261 | 186 | 51 | 24 |
735 | No, what’s “abominable” is your xenophobia. | 1.3792 | 0.04000 | 269 | 193 | 50 | 26 |
736 | The size of his hands and feet should tell you why I dumped you! Or do you want to know more? | 1.3792 | 0.04136 | 269 | 197 | 42 | 30 |
737 | I've decided I'm going with him--he couldn't be more abominable than you. | 1.3791 | 0.03949 | 277 | 199 | 51 | 27 |
738 | The one time you tell me to put my phone down. | 1.3789 | 0.03868 | 285 | 204 | 54 | 27 |
739 | He'll be back in a minute. Just gone to get his camera. | 1.3788 | 0.04054 | 264 | 190 | 48 | 26 |
740 | He said real men don't use walking sticks. | 1.3788 | 0.03946 | 264 | 187 | 54 | 23 |
741 | '...honest, it's nothing...we're just friends.' | 1.3784 | 0.03670 | 296 | 208 | 64 | 24 |
742 | He says we missed a trail marker about a mile back. | 1.3783 | 0.03950 | 267 | 190 | 53 | 24 |
743 | He's depressed. Says he once was at the very top of the "Fake News" charts! | 1.3782 | 0.03969 | 275 | 198 | 50 | 27 |
744 | He's climbing every mountain till he finds his dream. | 1.3782 | 0.03901 | 275 | 196 | 54 | 25 |
745 | Yet he what? | 1.3781 | 0.03789 | 283 | 200 | 59 | 24 |
746 | I’m not saying you’re stalking me but you have to admit it is a pretty big coincidence to find you here on my third Yeti date. | 1.3781 | 0.03789 | 283 | 200 | 59 | 24 |
747 | He said that the tea room is closed for the season and the gift shop is sub-par, so I say we try K2. | 1.3779 | 0.03854 | 262 | 183 | 59 | 20 |
748 | You wouldn't believe the things we've seen here since the government shutdown | 1.3779 | 0.03967 | 262 | 186 | 53 | 23 |
749 | He doesn't know how far to the top. He's on vacation too. | 1.3778 | 0.03847 | 270 | 190 | 58 | 22 |
750 | They prefer the term "yetx." | 1.3778 | 0.03847 | 270 | 190 | 58 | 22 |
751 | Just pack my camera, I said! Just pack my camera! Even he thinks you're an idiot | 1.3777 | 0.03768 | 278 | 195 | 61 | 22 |
752 | No, I left my camera at home - why? | 1.3774 | 0.04006 | 265 | 190 | 50 | 25 |
753 | Indomitable, abominable - whatever. At least he doesn’t nitpick like you. | 1.3772 | 0.03840 | 281 | 200 | 56 | 25 |
754 | I'm invited to a party at his chateau, but I need to 'lose the geek'. | 1.3770 | 0.03960 | 252 | 177 | 55 | 20 |
755 | He'll be right back. He forgot his phone. | 1.3769 | 0.03835 | 260 | 181 | 60 | 19 |
756 | Did you think he was abominable? I thought he was sort of nice. | 1.3769 | 0.03757 | 260 | 179 | 64 | 17 |
757 | Seriously?! You forgot your camera? | 1.3769 | 0.03866 | 268 | 189 | 57 | 22 |
758 | He says he’ll be back to chat after he gets in his 10,000 steps | 1.3768 | 0.03855 | 276 | 196 | 56 | 24 |
759 | He has really little hands. | 1.3768 | 0.03855 | 276 | 196 | 56 | 24 |
760 | Yeah right, I’m not falling for that again | 1.3768 | 0.03843 | 284 | 203 | 55 | 26 |
761 | Either Sasquatch or Yeti is fine. But don't ever tell him his feet are big. | 1.3767 | 0.03672 | 292 | 205 | 64 | 23 |
762 | I thought you said you were bringing an imaginary friend! | 1.3767 | 0.03640 | 292 | 204 | 66 | 22 |
763 | He explicitly said "no autographs" and you thought a selfie would be fine? | 1.3767 | 0.03640 | 292 | 204 | 66 | 22 |
764 | Is everyone on Paleo this cranky? | 1.3767 | 0.04225 | 223 | 157 | 48 | 18 |
765 | "It's eerie to see him in the wild and not tweeting." | 1.3765 | 0.04293 | 247 | 181 | 39 | 27 |
766 | He's crude,rude,lewd and on the way up. I have an idea, lets make him president. | 1.3765 | 0.04229 | 255 | 187 | 40 | 28 |
767 | No pictures. Both of us vowed to be more present this year. | 1.3764 | 0.03975 | 271 | 195 | 50 | 26 |
768 | We're in luck, he said tourists are too salty. | 1.3763 | 0.03617 | 279 | 192 | 69 | 18 |
769 | He's a great guide but his people skills are abominable | 1.3763 | 0.03892 | 279 | 200 | 53 | 26 |
770 | He wanted directions to “Sasquatchewan” | 1.3763 | 0.03800 | 295 | 212 | 55 | 28 |
771 | You were the only one being abominable just now, Steve! | 1.3760 | 0.04008 | 258 | 184 | 51 | 23 |
772 | Why didn't you just ask him for directions? | 1.3759 | 0.03734 | 274 | 191 | 63 | 20 |
773 | The tour guide really seems at home up here | 1.3759 | 0.03625 | 274 | 188 | 69 | 17 |
774 | I've been such a fool, Bob. I'm back. Can you ever forgive me? | 1.3755 | 0.04046 | 237 | 166 | 53 | 18 |
775 | You and your stupid Dad jokes, no we aren't "there Yeti!" | 1.3755 | 0.04026 | 253 | 180 | 51 | 22 |
776 | He said we shouldn't have spent so much money on Gore-Tex | 1.3755 | 0.04084 | 261 | 189 | 46 | 26 |
777 | Quit following me! I told you I’m with him now. | 1.3755 | 0.03960 | 269 | 193 | 51 | 25 |
778 | He's a great guide, but he's not much for conversation. | 1.3755 | 0.03670 | 269 | 185 | 67 | 17 |
779 | I told you he wouldn't believe in us. | 1.3750 | 0.03878 | 248 | 172 | 59 | 17 |
780 | Why can’t we ever go out, just the two of us, Harold? | 1.3750 | 0.04215 | 256 | 188 | 40 | 28 |
781 | Hard to miss....looks like it is true what they say about big feet. | 1.3750 | 0.04120 | 264 | 193 | 43 | 28 |
782 | Flip a coin to see whose tent he shares? | 1.3750 | 0.03606 | 288 | 200 | 68 | 20 |
783 | Why can't you just ask directions,Keith?! | 1.3750 | 0.03823 | 272 | 192 | 58 | 22 |
784 | All I said was that we think he’s a myth. | 1.3746 | 0.03850 | 283 | 203 | 54 | 26 |
785 | I thought he was with you. | 1.3746 | 0.03751 | 283 | 200 | 60 | 23 |
786 | The one time we leave our phones in the car. | 1.3745 | 0.03964 | 275 | 199 | 49 | 27 |
787 | Sorry Dave, but you know what they say--big foot..." | 1.3745 | 0.04064 | 275 | 202 | 43 | 30 |
788 | You just had to mention his feet! | 1.3745 | 0.03887 | 251 | 175 | 58 | 18 |
789 | We need to go back to the crevasse and take a left. | 1.3745 | 0.03968 | 251 | 177 | 54 | 20 |
790 | He says he isn't abominable, just antisocial. | 1.3742 | 0.03521 | 302 | 210 | 71 | 21 |
791 | The one time we decide to leave our cell phones behind!.., | 1.3741 | 0.03764 | 278 | 196 | 60 | 22 |
792 | He said conditions up ahead are abominable. | 1.3741 | 0.04017 | 270 | 196 | 47 | 27 |
793 | I asked if I could follow him, but he said he's off Twitter. | 1.3741 | 0.03842 | 270 | 191 | 57 | 22 |
794 | I guess the Ice Man cometh and goeth. | 1.3741 | 0.03770 | 270 | 189 | 61 | 20 |
795 | Don't just stand there, make him give me my camera back. | 1.3737 | 0.03769 | 281 | 199 | 59 | 23 |
796 | He seemed cold to me. | 1.3737 | 0.03836 | 281 | 201 | 55 | 25 |
797 | I thought his feet would be bigger. | 1.3736 | 0.03812 | 273 | 193 | 58 | 22 |
798 | Apparently, it IS lonely at the top. | 1.3736 | 0.03743 | 265 | 184 | 63 | 18 |
799 | He's not as abominable in person. | 1.3736 | 0.03856 | 265 | 187 | 57 | 21 |
800 | You meet the same people on the way down as you do on the way up. | 1.3735 | 0.03940 | 257 | 182 | 54 | 21 |
801 | I’m sorry Brett. It’s been an amazing journey, but I just have to follow my heart. | 1.3735 | 0.03989 | 249 | 176 | 53 | 20 |
802 | I’m going with him, he doesn’t need to stop all the time to ask for directions! | 1.3735 | 0.04029 | 249 | 177 | 51 | 21 |
803 | Well that was a little anti-climatic. We still don't know the meaning of life. | 1.3732 | 0.03782 | 276 | 195 | 59 | 22 |
804 | 'Let's unplug,' he says. 'Who needs phones on hikes?' he says. Bigfoot dammit! People who see Bigfoot need phones on hikes! | 1.3731 | 0.03825 | 268 | 189 | 58 | 21 |
805 | I can't explain it. It just happened. | 1.3731 | 0.04038 | 268 | 195 | 46 | 27 |
806 | Mostly grumbling but I thought I heard something about climate change. | 1.3731 | 0.03933 | 268 | 192 | 52 | 24 |
807 | He'll be right back; he forgot to feed the cat. | 1.3731 | 0.03831 | 260 | 182 | 59 | 19 |
808 | Everything was fine till you made that manscaping crack. | 1.3730 | 0.04034 | 252 | 180 | 50 | 22 |
809 | From here on it gets a bit hairy. | 1.3729 | 0.03919 | 236 | 163 | 58 | 15 |
810 | Dad! You promised you would be nice to him! | 1.3729 | 0.03673 | 295 | 209 | 62 | 24 |
811 | It only gets hairier from here on out. | 1.3727 | 0.03936 | 271 | 195 | 51 | 25 |
812 | Yet I like him. | 1.3727 | 0.03866 | 271 | 193 | 55 | 23 |
813 | Well maybe you should think before you call someone abominable! | 1.3727 | 0.03866 | 271 | 193 | 55 | 23 |
814 | He made a pass at me and you DID NOTHING ?!! | 1.3726 | 0.03949 | 263 | 188 | 52 | 23 |
815 | Next time I get to choose a guide. | 1.3725 | 0.03922 | 255 | 180 | 55 | 20 |
816 | No, Jason...the $250 you spent on that trekking pole...that's abominable. | 1.3724 | 0.03843 | 290 | 210 | 52 | 28 |
817 | Yes, he says they only kill the ones on snowboards | 1.3723 | 0.03800 | 274 | 194 | 58 | 22 |
818 | Please, make it stop. He's been singing "valderee valdera" since base camp. | 1.3723 | 0.03835 | 274 | 195 | 56 | 23 |
819 | I just feel like you're missing the big picture here. | 1.3721 | 0.03889 | 258 | 182 | 56 | 20 |
820 | I told you he was the best guide if you want to avoid the crowds. | 1.3721 | 0.03889 | 258 | 182 | 56 | 20 |
821 | OK, so it's Big Foot not a yeti. You really know how to spoil a moment don't you. | 1.3720 | 0.04134 | 250 | 181 | 45 | 24 |
822 | He has to go back up. He thinks he left his iPhone at the summit. | 1.3719 | 0.03696 | 285 | 201 | 62 | 22 |
823 | He's a local | 1.3719 | 0.04026 | 242 | 171 | 52 | 19 |
824 | If you think his FEET are big ... | 1.3718 | 0.03701 | 277 | 194 | 63 | 20 |
825 | He said he doesn't believe in us | 1.3718 | 0.03771 | 277 | 196 | 59 | 22 |
826 | I told him I was looking for a more evolved guy. | 1.3717 | 0.03921 | 269 | 193 | 52 | 24 |
827 | We look like tourists. | 1.3717 | 0.03849 | 269 | 191 | 56 | 22 |
828 | You promised, no nude resorts this year. | 1.3717 | 0.03956 | 269 | 194 | 50 | 25 |
829 | I asked him if he was a Yeti and he said ‘Not yeti’. | 1.3716 | 0.03933 | 261 | 186 | 53 | 22 |
830 | Thanks, Brad, I'll take it from here. | 1.3715 | 0.03902 | 253 | 178 | 56 | 19 |
831 | He wanted to know if Donald Trump was still president. | 1.3714 | 0.03776 | 280 | 199 | 58 | 23 |
832 | Great. Next on the bucket list is Hoffa. | 1.3713 | 0.03819 | 272 | 193 | 57 | 22 |
833 | He said he's going to Starbucks and asked if we wanted anything. | 1.3711 | 0.03987 | 256 | 183 | 51 | 22 |
834 | So what if he is? Did you have to call him Abominable to his face? | 1.3711 | 0.04025 | 256 | 184 | 49 | 23 |
835 | It’s over, John. I’m going to follow my heart. | 1.3710 | 0.03813 | 283 | 203 | 55 | 25 |
836 | he asked me to join the mile high club. I told him that was an urban legend. | 1.3708 | 0.04133 | 240 | 172 | 47 | 21 |
837 | I didn't see HIM using a GPS | 1.3708 | 0.03720 | 267 | 186 | 63 | 18 |
838 | He may be abominable, but at least he listens to me! | 1.3707 | 0.03877 | 259 | 183 | 56 | 20 |
839 | You are not paying attention to me. | 1.3706 | 0.03816 | 286 | 206 | 54 | 26 |
840 | He says we're trespassing. | 1.3704 | 0.03838 | 270 | 192 | 56 | 22 |
841 | Sorry, Jorge, but size does matter. A lot. | 1.3704 | 0.04047 | 270 | 198 | 44 | 28 |
842 | He’s way less blurry than I imagined. | 1.3704 | 0.03873 | 270 | 193 | 54 | 23 |
843 | He wanted to know if America was great again. | 1.3701 | 0.03765 | 281 | 200 | 58 | 23 |
844 | He mumbled something about "the wall" and kept going | 1.3701 | 0.03969 | 254 | 181 | 52 | 21 |
845 | So many doubt his existence--he just needed to feel validated. | 1.3700 | 0.03772 | 273 | 193 | 59 | 21 |
846 | I'm starting to think he's not a sherpa. | 1.3696 | 0.03857 | 257 | 181 | 57 | 19 |
847 | Like I said, it gets a little hairy near the top. | 1.3696 | 0.03696 | 257 | 177 | 65 | 15 |
848 | He's just going to get his camera so he can take a selfie with us." | 1.3695 | 0.03669 | 295 | 210 | 61 | 24 |
849 | He seemed nice. | 1.3695 | 0.03637 | 295 | 209 | 63 | 23 |
850 | Yes, I asked for directions. We were lost! | 1.3694 | 0.03820 | 268 | 190 | 57 | 21 |
851 | He said he was going back up until Trump gets impeached. | 1.3694 | 0.04102 | 268 | 198 | 41 | 29 |
852 | You're abominable... He's harmless. | 1.3692 | 0.03940 | 260 | 186 | 52 | 22 |
853 | No, YOU ask him if he wants to take a selfie. | 1.3692 | 0.04124 | 260 | 191 | 42 | 27 |
854 | Abominable, yeti find him intriguing. | 1.3692 | 0.03783 | 279 | 199 | 57 | 23 |
855 | I told you five times: the proper ethnic description is 'substantially-footed American'. | 1.3690 | 0.03828 | 252 | 176 | 59 | 17 |
856 | I'm sorry, John. I have to follow my heart. | 1.3690 | 0.03869 | 252 | 177 | 57 | 18 |
857 | That nice hairy man said he would like to have us over for dinner tonight. | 1.3688 | 0.04054 | 263 | 192 | 45 | 26 |
858 | I asked if we were near the summit, and he said, ‘Not yeti.’ | 1.3688 | 0.04054 | 263 | 192 | 45 | 26 |
859 | When you said we'd have a local guide, I didn't understand just how local you meant. | 1.3688 | 0.03853 | 282 | 204 | 52 | 26 |
860 | Of course I'm leaving you. Look at those feet. | 1.3686 | 0.03760 | 274 | 194 | 59 | 21 |
861 | They were out of Sherpas. | 1.3686 | 0.03866 | 274 | 197 | 53 | 24 |
862 | Larry I’m sorry ! Size does matter | 1.3684 | 0.04046 | 247 | 177 | 49 | 21 |
863 | It’s not you, it’s him. | 1.3682 | 0.03801 | 277 | 198 | 56 | 23 |
864 | OUR relationship is abominable, Bob. I'm going with him. | 1.3682 | 0.03835 | 277 | 199 | 54 | 24 |
865 | He's a little touchy about the A-word. | 1.3682 | 0.03766 | 258 | 180 | 61 | 17 |
866 | No internet connection! There is no point to any of this if we can't post it to social media! | 1.3682 | 0.04184 | 239 | 173 | 44 | 22 |
867 | She says that her children don't believe that there is such a thing as a human. Would you mind? It would only take a minute. | 1.3681 | 0.03631 | 288 | 203 | 64 | 21 |
868 | Don't wait up. | 1.3681 | 0.03598 | 288 | 202 | 66 | 20 |
869 | I was told it’s a great hike but with all this cloud cover there’s just not anything that interesting to see. | 1.3680 | 0.03845 | 269 | 192 | 55 | 22 |
870 | He said that “closing the parks was an abomination”. | 1.3678 | 0.04147 | 261 | 193 | 40 | 28 |
871 | I still think we should have asked for directions | 1.3678 | 0.04105 | 242 | 174 | 47 | 21 |
872 | Really? You had to use the 'a' word? | 1.3678 | 0.04146 | 242 | 175 | 45 | 22 |
873 | He said to count to ten and try to find him again. | 1.3677 | 0.03637 | 291 | 206 | 63 | 22 |
874 | We met in college. He's just a friend. | 1.3677 | 0.03572 | 291 | 204 | 67 | 20 |
875 | This is humiliating for us. I bet he never even trained. | 1.3676 | 0.03742 | 272 | 192 | 60 | 20 |
876 | Wow. I always assumed that Bigfoot was a male. | 1.3676 | 0.03885 | 272 | 196 | 52 | 24 |
877 | Will you just ask for directions already! | 1.3676 | 0.04016 | 253 | 182 | 49 | 22 |
878 | He’s the Deplorable Snowman, and wants to Make Mt. Everest Great Again. | 1.3674 | 0.04005 | 264 | 192 | 47 | 25 |
879 | No, I agree with him - it’s your attitude that’s abominable | 1.3674 | 0.03821 | 264 | 187 | 57 | 20 |
880 | He seemed nice but he didn't know anyone who went to Yale. | 1.3674 | 0.03858 | 264 | 188 | 55 | 21 |
881 | Again, his name is Edwin and he identifies as POST-human. | 1.3673 | 0.03413 | 294 | 202 | 76 | 16 |
882 | You had to go and call him abominable, didn’t you? | 1.3673 | 0.03819 | 275 | 197 | 55 | 23 |
883 | He called me an abominable human being! | 1.3673 | 0.03956 | 275 | 201 | 47 | 27 |
884 | See what? | 1.3672 | 0.03864 | 256 | 181 | 56 | 19 |
885 | He knows a great ramen place. And there's no wait." | 1.3672 | 0.03784 | 256 | 179 | 60 | 17 |
886 | Not Yeti was a perfectly appropriate pun. | 1.3671 | 0.03876 | 286 | 209 | 49 | 28 |
887 | I told you not to mention his small hands! | 1.3670 | 0.03972 | 267 | 194 | 48 | 25 |
888 | And Yet . . . I no longer find him abominable. | 1.3669 | 0.03650 | 278 | 195 | 64 | 19 |
889 | No, not a word. Just the cold shoulder. | 1.3668 | 0.03948 | 259 | 186 | 51 | 22 |
890 | Oh, he was just asking if it was 2020 yet. | 1.3668 | 0.03687 | 289 | 206 | 60 | 23 |
891 | Yes, the Ice Man has cometh. | 1.3667 | 0.04085 | 240 | 172 | 48 | 20 |
892 | Yes he is abominable and you voted for him... | 1.3667 | 0.04177 | 270 | 203 | 35 | 32 |
893 | Can we leave our phones behind and connect with nature for once?" Good call Marty | 1.3665 | 0.03726 | 281 | 200 | 59 | 22 |
894 | He’s your uncle; you tell him to put some clothes on. | 1.3665 | 0.04154 | 251 | 184 | 42 | 25 |
895 | Next time, you get the guide! | 1.3664 | 0.03878 | 262 | 187 | 54 | 21 |
896 | Okay, you're right. Everybody goes to Davos now. | 1.3664 | 0.03802 | 262 | 185 | 58 | 19 |
897 | Oh yeah? Well, you wouldn't notice if a Yeti walked by! | 1.3663 | 0.03695 | 273 | 192 | 62 | 19 |
898 | Says he's headed back to a more civil society. | 1.3663 | 0.03964 | 243 | 172 | 53 | 18 |
899 | He's not the guy. He says his name is 'Yeto'. | 1.3661 | 0.03844 | 254 | 179 | 57 | 18 |
900 | Stop interrupting!! For you, there's never a good time to discuss our relationship! | 1.3660 | 0.03771 | 265 | 187 | 59 | 19 |
901 | 'Take nothing but pictures, leave nothing but footprints,' was NOT what I was expecting. | 1.3660 | 0.03883 | 265 | 190 | 53 | 22 |
902 | He said our footprint is bigger than his is now. | 1.3660 | 0.03846 | 265 | 189 | 55 | 21 |
903 | He says the wait for the summit is about 20 minutes, and suggests we relax in the bar. | 1.3659 | 0.03630 | 276 | 193 | 65 | 18 |
904 | He said, "Don't tell anyone you saw me." | 1.3659 | 0.03704 | 287 | 205 | 59 | 23 |
905 | Got anymore mushrooms? | 1.3657 | 0.03959 | 268 | 195 | 48 | 25 |
906 | He was hoping we could give him directions. | 1.3656 | 0.03603 | 279 | 195 | 66 | 18 |
907 | Oh really, Carl? What's more likely, that Bigfoot's standing behind me, or that I'm very high and we're standing in a Wendy's? | 1.3656 | 0.03812 | 279 | 201 | 54 | 24 |
908 | It said we're just a figment of its imagination. | 1.3655 | 0.03772 | 290 | 210 | 54 | 26 |
909 | Great...now we have to have lunch with him! | 1.3655 | 0.03896 | 249 | 176 | 55 | 18 |
910 | That whole "abominable" thing is no longer PC. Can we just go with "Alpine Hominid"? | 1.3654 | 0.03897 | 260 | 186 | 53 | 21 |
911 | You were supposed to bring the camera! | 1.3653 | 0.03821 | 271 | 194 | 55 | 22 |
912 | He said he would like to be known as the “somewhat disturbing snowman” | 1.3653 | 0.03600 | 271 | 188 | 67 | 16 |
913 | You just had to use the A-word, didn’t you? | 1.3652 | 0.03617 | 293 | 208 | 63 | 22 |
914 | He said I could do better if I didn’t shave my legs. | 1.3650 | 0.03826 | 274 | 197 | 54 | 23 |
915 | We’re wasting our time. I haven’t seen even one footprint. | 1.3650 | 0.03684 | 274 | 193 | 62 | 19 |
916 | He was more interesting before he came out. | 1.3650 | 0.03684 | 274 | 193 | 62 | 19 |
917 | Yeah, I'm freezing, too! We should have sprung for the PolarFleece Xtreme suit like Gary did. | 1.3648 | 0.04214 | 233 | 169 | 43 | 21 |
918 | next time...I pick the guide! | 1.3648 | 0.03908 | 244 | 172 | 55 | 17 |
919 | I'd say he's pretty terrible, but not abominable. | 1.3648 | 0.03951 | 244 | 173 | 53 | 18 |
920 | One more time---we broke up years ago | 1.3647 | 0.03911 | 255 | 182 | 53 | 20 |
921 | Are you sure this was the guide we booked on Travelocity? | 1.3647 | 0.04066 | 255 | 186 | 45 | 24 |
922 | Let's just say that her 23andMe results didn't come back as expected. | 1.3647 | 0.03979 | 266 | 194 | 47 | 25 |
923 | He says to avoid the latrine at Camp 4. | 1.3647 | 0.03722 | 266 | 187 | 61 | 18 |
924 | He prefers "they" and thought "abominable" was very judgmental | 1.3646 | 0.03762 | 277 | 198 | 57 | 22 |
925 | This isn't what I meant when I asked for a local guide. | 1.3646 | 0.03758 | 288 | 208 | 55 | 25 |
926 | He was mainly complaining about his abominable wife. | 1.3643 | 0.03956 | 258 | 186 | 50 | 22 |
927 | He said, if he's so abominable, find yourself another sherpa, pal. | 1.3643 | 0.03730 | 269 | 190 | 60 | 19 |
928 | Yeah, Bob, he may be abominable but he's not deplorable like you. | 1.3642 | 0.03571 | 302 | 215 | 64 | 23 |
929 | ‘Abominable’? Really? Go apologize. | 1.3640 | 0.03923 | 261 | 188 | 51 | 22 |
930 | She got offended when I called her the Abominable Snow-MAN | 1.3640 | 0.03769 | 261 | 184 | 59 | 18 |
931 | That reminds me. You need to go in for another back waxing. | 1.3640 | 0.03983 | 272 | 200 | 45 | 27 |
932 | Ask him what the Wi-Fi password is. | 1.3636 | 0.03775 | 286 | 207 | 54 | 25 |
933 | What did you expect after draining the swamp? | 1.3633 | 0.03779 | 289 | 210 | 53 | 26 |
934 | He said he's with National Geographic. | 1.3633 | 0.03680 | 278 | 197 | 61 | 20 |
935 | Well let's just follow that guy then, he seems to know where he's going. | 1.3633 | 0.03609 | 278 | 195 | 65 | 18 |
936 | More like the apathetic snowman to me | 1.3633 | 0.03859 | 267 | 192 | 53 | 22 |
937 | 'Hire a sherpa,' I said. 'Let's go a little native,' you said. | 1.3630 | 0.03655 | 292 | 209 | 60 | 23 |
938 | He's twice the man you'll ever be. | 1.3630 | 0.03722 | 281 | 201 | 58 | 22 |
939 | No! I'm going to ask for directions! | 1.3630 | 0.03756 | 281 | 202 | 56 | 23 |
940 | I guess it's true what they say about big feet. | 1.3630 | 0.03856 | 281 | 205 | 50 | 26 |
941 | Not to intimidate you, but you have some big shoes to fill. | 1.3630 | 0.03856 | 281 | 205 | 50 | 26 |
942 | Seriously? In Aspen? | 1.3629 | 0.03866 | 259 | 185 | 54 | 20 |
943 | I'm not saying we've been climbing for ages, but he was entirely clean-shaven when we started. | 1.3629 | 0.03788 | 259 | 183 | 58 | 18 |
944 | He says the view is not worth the climb. | 1.3629 | 0.03945 | 248 | 177 | 52 | 19 |
945 | You know, it’d be a lot easier to find Bigfoot if we weren’t blind. | 1.3629 | 0.04287 | 237 | 175 | 38 | 24 |
946 | Call him abominable all you like. I'm still leaving you. | 1.3627 | 0.03660 | 295 | 212 | 59 | 24 |
947 | You're entitled to your opinion, but I think he's adorable. | 1.3627 | 0.03556 | 284 | 199 | 67 | 18 |
948 | The heart wants what it wants. Good bye, Grayson. | 1.3626 | 0.03726 | 273 | 194 | 59 | 20 |
949 | We dated in college. | 1.3626 | 0.03984 | 262 | 191 | 47 | 24 |
950 | Is it possible that we are in a car insurance commercial? | 1.3625 | 0.04037 | 240 | 172 | 49 | 19 |
951 | I don’t miss a thing hiking blind, do you? | 1.3624 | 0.04440 | 229 | 171 | 33 | 25 |
952 | He's not abominable, he's just a Republican. | 1.3623 | 0.03987 | 265 | 194 | 46 | 25 |
953 | Melania finally did divorce him | 1.3623 | 0.04023 | 265 | 195 | 44 | 26 |
954 | No-- it's average size . | 1.3623 | 0.04128 | 265 | 198 | 38 | 29 |
955 | He wanted to know if we were developers. | 1.3623 | 0.03878 | 265 | 191 | 52 | 22 |
956 | Abominable? No. I think he just lacks People skills. Let's press on. | 1.3623 | 0.03766 | 265 | 188 | 58 | 19 |
957 | He insists he’s not. | 1.3622 | 0.03715 | 254 | 177 | 62 | 15 |
958 | Can you believe it? He acted like he doesn’t even know us. | 1.3621 | 0.03639 | 290 | 207 | 61 | 22 |
959 | The summit is closed due to the government shutdown | 1.3619 | 0.04024 | 268 | 198 | 43 | 27 |
960 | Sorry Jerome, in this environment, size does matter! | 1.3618 | 0.04249 | 246 | 183 | 37 | 26 |
961 | He says he gets that a lot. | 1.3616 | 0.03887 | 271 | 197 | 50 | 24 |
962 | He wondered why women always have to be the one asking for directions. | 1.3615 | 0.03968 | 260 | 189 | 48 | 23 |
963 | For the last time - don't call him that. He is very sensitive about his foot size | 1.3614 | 0.04172 | 249 | 184 | 40 | 25 |
964 | I can in fact confirm that we are standing downwind. | 1.3614 | 0.03677 | 249 | 172 | 64 | 13 |
965 | I'm sorry Ted, I'm leaving you for a real whatever he is. | 1.3613 | 0.03642 | 274 | 193 | 63 | 18 |
966 | That was really insensitive, John. | 1.3613 | 0.03620 | 310 | 225 | 58 | 27 |
967 | He just said "Yeti, set go!" and took off. | 1.3610 | 0.04191 | 241 | 177 | 41 | 23 |
968 | Really? I thought his English was pretty good, considering. | 1.3609 | 0.03688 | 302 | 220 | 55 | 27 |
969 | You could've asked for directions. | 1.3609 | 0.03866 | 266 | 192 | 52 | 22 |
970 | I said he was evolving. Not that he and I were involved. | 1.3607 | 0.03863 | 280 | 205 | 49 | 26 |
971 | They won't believe us if we don't have a selfie. | 1.3606 | 0.03725 | 269 | 191 | 59 | 19 |
972 | Look, he's local & says he knows a good coffee place. I thought we agreed to 'not be tourists' on this trip... | 1.3606 | 0.03799 | 269 | 193 | 55 | 21 |
973 | He said dinner is at 7:00, and 'all paleo' is just a stereotype. | 1.3606 | 0.03977 | 269 | 198 | 45 | 26 |
974 | I told you. He's sick of hearing about Trump. | 1.3606 | 0.03799 | 269 | 193 | 55 | 21 |
975 | He just wanted to make sure that we knew that this is a clothing optional mountain. | 1.3603 | 0.03584 | 272 | 190 | 66 | 16 |
976 | I'm leaving with him. And no, it has nothing to do with the size of his feet. | 1.3600 | 0.03919 | 250 | 179 | 52 | 19 |
977 | I forgot the camera. | 1.3600 | 0.03879 | 275 | 201 | 49 | 25 |
978 | Oh God, do you think he saw us? | 1.3598 | 0.03695 | 264 | 186 | 61 | 17 |
979 | He said he thought we were unsubstantiated sightings | 1.3598 | 0.03922 | 264 | 192 | 49 | 23 |
980 | You know, he was actually kinda bominable. | 1.3598 | 0.03922 | 264 | 192 | 49 | 23 |
981 | He asked if we'd seen any abominable snow women in the vicinity. | 1.3598 | 0.03848 | 264 | 190 | 53 | 21 |
982 | OK, have it your way. You saw a yeti. | 1.3597 | 0.03711 | 278 | 199 | 58 | 21 |
983 | Calling him abominable Jeffrey, doesn’t change the fact that he’s still president | 1.3596 | 0.03960 | 292 | 220 | 39 | 33 |
984 | You heard him, Jim. We're just going to stop at his cave for a quick lunch and then we'll be on our way. | 1.3596 | 0.03705 | 267 | 189 | 60 | 18 |
985 | He was just wondering if my boots come in a 26-E. | 1.3595 | 0.03922 | 242 | 172 | 53 | 17 |
986 | He said that Donald Trump is a con man and its obvious that he had conspired with Russia to rig the 2016 election. He's optimistic because he can see how sharp and tough Nancy Pelosi is and he hopes to see the entire Trump family put in jail. | 1.3594 | 0.04196 | 256 | 192 | 36 | 28 |
987 | I haven'seen him since college. | 1.3594 | 0.03773 | 256 | 181 | 58 | 17 |
988 | If I have to settle for cold and emotionless, I’ll go with the Yeti. | 1.3593 | 0.03859 | 270 | 196 | 51 | 23 |
989 | Yes, Galen, I'm going with him. His empathetic listening skills and his willingness to forsake the negative din of social media are powerfully compelling inducements to cave dwelling. | 1.3593 | 0.03750 | 270 | 193 | 57 | 20 |
990 | He's grouchy ; but he runs an outstanding bed and breakfast. | 1.3591 | 0.03861 | 259 | 186 | 53 | 20 |
991 | Size does matter. | 1.3590 | 0.03793 | 273 | 197 | 54 | 22 |
992 | Please make your father put some pants on! | 1.3590 | 0.03932 | 273 | 201 | 46 | 26 |
993 | He said he can’t take our picture. Something about the federal furlough. | 1.3588 | 0.03867 | 262 | 189 | 52 | 21 |
994 | I'm pregnant. | 1.3584 | 0.03936 | 279 | 207 | 44 | 28 |
995 | Sure, his manners aren't perfect. But abominable? | 1.3583 | 0.03899 | 240 | 170 | 54 | 16 |
996 | What did you say to him? | 1.3583 | 0.03792 | 254 | 180 | 57 | 17 |
997 | He may be abominable, but you're just a jerk. | 1.3582 | 0.03985 | 268 | 198 | 44 | 26 |
998 | Apparently, mistaking Yeti for Sasquatch is a no-no. | 1.3582 | 0.03567 | 282 | 199 | 65 | 18 |
999 | I can’t believe you’re leaving me for him. You made me shave everything! | 1.3582 | 0.03740 | 282 | 204 | 55 | 23 |
1000 | So What. It's fur, and I want it. | 1.3581 | 0.03614 | 296 | 213 | 60 | 23 |
1001 | He said we're overdressed. | 1.3580 | 0.04079 | 243 | 177 | 45 | 21 |
1002 | Just for once can I ask for directions? | 1.3579 | 0.03745 | 285 | 207 | 54 | 24 |
1003 | He understands me. That’s why! | 1.3579 | 0.03810 | 285 | 209 | 50 | 26 |
1004 | You know, it might just be the altitude. | 1.3577 | 0.03848 | 260 | 187 | 53 | 20 |
1005 | He happens to be very sensitive about his appearance, but you wouldn't know anything about that would you. | 1.3577 | 0.03746 | 274 | 197 | 56 | 21 |
1006 | What if I DO think his butt's cuter than yours? | 1.3577 | 0.03600 | 274 | 193 | 64 | 17 |
1007 | Due to climate change, we're seeing a lot more yettis this time of the year. | 1.3574 | 0.03843 | 249 | 177 | 55 | 17 |
1008 | I 'm sorry Hans, he's just more equipped. | 1.3574 | 0.04039 | 263 | 195 | 42 | 26 |
1009 | Great. Now we've lost our guide. | 1.3574 | 0.03855 | 277 | 203 | 49 | 25 |
1010 | Go ahead. You always wanted a man cave. | 1.3574 | 0.03855 | 277 | 203 | 49 | 25 |
1011 | ...But you had to have a no phone rule! | 1.3574 | 0.03646 | 277 | 197 | 61 | 19 |
1012 | Oh my God! It's not a myth! It's true what they say about big feet! | 1.3574 | 0.03821 | 277 | 202 | 51 | 24 |
1013 | He asked if I knew if there were any good reason to go down into civilization. | 1.3574 | 0.03681 | 277 | 198 | 59 | 20 |
1014 | He says he's been designated acting interior secretary. | 1.3574 | 0.03846 | 291 | 216 | 46 | 29 |
1015 | I said it a dozen times on the way up. He’s Abominable, not Deplorable! | 1.3571 | 0.03861 | 266 | 193 | 51 | 22 |
1016 | So much for solitude. | 1.3571 | 0.03861 | 266 | 193 | 51 | 22 |
1017 | This is the LAST time you pick the guide! | 1.3571 | 0.03787 | 266 | 191 | 55 | 20 |
1018 | He said he wants a guaranteed $655 per day, $2,272 per week, 3.6% of distributor's gross receipts for television/cable, and, for video discs, 4.5% of the first million sold and 5.4% thereafter. Call his agent tomorrow when you are ready to sign. | 1.3569 | 0.03695 | 283 | 204 | 57 | 22 |
1019 | We see celebrities all the time in New York, what's the big deal here? | 1.3569 | 0.03729 | 283 | 205 | 55 | 23 |
1020 | He called US the abominable ones. | 1.3569 | 0.03893 | 283 | 210 | 45 | 28 |
1021 | It's pretty hairy going up. Coming down not so much. | 1.3569 | 0.03720 | 269 | 192 | 58 | 19 |
1022 | Did you really have to ask him for a selfie? | 1.3569 | 0.03793 | 269 | 194 | 54 | 21 |
1023 | Yeti, she persisted... | 1.3566 | 0.03894 | 286 | 213 | 44 | 29 |
1024 | He might be abominable but at least he's willing to take our relationship to the next level. | 1.3566 | 0.03634 | 286 | 205 | 60 | 21 |
1025 | At least he listens to me. | 1.3566 | 0.04058 | 258 | 191 | 42 | 25 |
1026 | He's not making foot prints because he's an illusion. What's our excuse? | 1.3564 | 0.03805 | 275 | 200 | 52 | 23 |
1027 | He looks like someone we could ask for directions | 1.3563 | 0.03719 | 261 | 185 | 59 | 17 |
1028 | I found him quite pleasant, not abominable at all. | 1.3563 | 0.04150 | 247 | 183 | 40 | 24 |
1029 | I wouldn't bother going all the way up. He says its lonely at the top. | 1.3562 | 0.03929 | 233 | 165 | 53 | 15 |
1030 | I.m leaving because at least HE isn't going to spend years figuring out if he wants to go back to graduate school or finally start a family. | 1.3562 | 0.03581 | 292 | 209 | 62 | 21 |
1031 | He didn’t like my calling him Herr Suit. | 1.3562 | 0.03742 | 292 | 214 | 52 | 26 |
1032 | He said if we wanted a guru, we've climbed the wrong mountain. | 1.3562 | 0.03646 | 292 | 211 | 58 | 23 |
1033 | I'll tell you what I'm not going to do. I'm not going to go back down this damn hill and tell everyone I saw..."BIGFOOT"! | 1.3561 | 0.03706 | 278 | 200 | 57 | 21 |
1034 | What do you mean you forgot the camera Brad! | 1.3561 | 0.03635 | 278 | 198 | 61 | 19 |
1035 | Look, we can't give a dollar to everyone! | 1.3561 | 0.03690 | 264 | 187 | 60 | 17 |
1036 | Well, now I feel overdressed. | 1.3560 | 0.03830 | 250 | 178 | 55 | 17 |
1037 | Now that’s a snowsuit. | 1.3560 | 0.03614 | 250 | 173 | 65 | 12 |
1038 | I'm sorry, Peter, but I must leave you because I've come to realize that size does matter. | 1.3559 | 0.03745 | 295 | 217 | 51 | 27 |
1039 | When you texted, "Yeti digress," was there supposed to be a comma? | 1.3559 | 0.03912 | 281 | 209 | 44 | 28 |
1040 | He could have asked for directions. Yeti didn't. | 1.3558 | 0.03885 | 267 | 195 | 49 | 23 |
1041 | What do you have against asking for directions? | 1.3558 | 0.03812 | 267 | 193 | 53 | 21 |
1042 | He says that they're building a wall but we'll have to pay for it. | 1.3558 | 0.03885 | 267 | 195 | 49 | 23 |
1043 | Are you sure it's not him? Let me see that photo again. | 1.3556 | 0.03650 | 284 | 204 | 59 | 21 |
1044 | Don't ask don't tell. | 1.3556 | 0.03708 | 270 | 193 | 58 | 19 |
1045 | He's getting a fourth for bridge. | 1.3556 | 0.03818 | 270 | 196 | 52 | 22 |
1046 | Don't be so jealous. Sometimes big feet mean just that. | 1.3556 | 0.03818 | 270 | 196 | 52 | 22 |
1047 | He’s in training. Full ride next year at Alabama. | 1.3556 | 0.03854 | 270 | 197 | 50 | 23 |
1048 | He didn't seem all that abominable. | 1.3555 | 0.03643 | 256 | 179 | 63 | 14 |
1049 | What do you mean you FORGOT to charge the camera? | 1.3554 | 0.03657 | 287 | 207 | 58 | 22 |
1050 | He took my picture! | 1.3554 | 0.04129 | 242 | 178 | 42 | 22 |
1051 | Yet he persists | 1.3553 | 0.03716 | 273 | 196 | 57 | 20 |
1052 | He said he can't wait to tell his friends he met a real compassionate conservative in the wild. | 1.3553 | 0.03927 | 273 | 202 | 45 | 26 |
1053 | He said the "abominable" thing is just a racist stereotype | 1.3552 | 0.03816 | 259 | 186 | 54 | 19 |
1054 | I suddenly find you inadequate as a man. | 1.3552 | 0.03737 | 259 | 184 | 58 | 17 |
1055 | For the eighth time, it’s abominable, not abdominal. | 1.3552 | 0.03790 | 290 | 214 | 49 | 27 |
1056 | Definitely not 'abominable.' He was actually quite pleasant | 1.3548 | 0.03624 | 279 | 199 | 61 | 19 |
1057 | He said we could post a photo as long as we don’t tag him. | 1.3547 | 0.03717 | 265 | 189 | 58 | 18 |
1058 | Not only does he have a big foot... | 1.3547 | 0.03977 | 265 | 196 | 44 | 25 |
1059 | He's pretty upset. He said he spotted me but no one believed him. | 1.3547 | 0.03868 | 234 | 165 | 55 | 14 |
1060 | He was trying to seek asylum. Bad timing! Poor guy. | 1.3546 | 0.03900 | 282 | 210 | 44 | 28 |
1061 | That's just great, Tom! You can find an imaginary snow beast but you still can't find the courage to get me a ring. | 1.3546 | 0.03981 | 251 | 183 | 47 | 21 |
1062 | It's not a yeti, it's Bigfoot, and he's as lost as we are. | 1.3546 | 0.04060 | 251 | 185 | 43 | 23 |
1063 | 'Abominable?' Really? It's 2019, Jim. | 1.3545 | 0.03611 | 268 | 189 | 63 | 16 |
1064 | He said we could take a selfie with him, but first he had to get dressed. | 1.3545 | 0.03533 | 268 | 187 | 67 | 14 |
1065 | It’s disheartening to learn that people don’t believe in you. | 1.3544 | 0.03926 | 237 | 169 | 52 | 16 |
1066 | Yes, Michael, for the umpteenth time, I do think our guide does know what he's doing!" | 1.3543 | 0.03827 | 254 | 182 | 54 | 18 |
1067 | He told me to go back down - there is nothing to see here... | 1.3543 | 0.04025 | 254 | 187 | 44 | 23 |
1068 | Here's my idea: you follow him while I leave. | 1.3542 | 0.03982 | 271 | 202 | 42 | 27 |
1069 | He said 'No one's going to believe me when I tell them I saw you.' | 1.3542 | 0.03770 | 271 | 196 | 54 | 21 |
1070 | I can't help myself, Stan. There's just something about Hairy. | 1.3542 | 0.03622 | 271 | 192 | 62 | 17 |
1071 | Footprints, no I don't recall seeing any footprints. Why? | 1.3542 | 0.03622 | 271 | 192 | 62 | 17 |
1072 | He my be abominable but he still has feelings. | 1.3541 | 0.03673 | 257 | 181 | 61 | 15 |
1073 | Bigfoot is a no good, hairy vagrant who contributes nothing to -- he's right behind me, isn't he? | 1.3541 | 0.03835 | 257 | 185 | 53 | 19 |
1074 | I told him that we already had plans for dinner. | 1.3540 | 0.03632 | 274 | 195 | 61 | 18 |
1075 | You're imagining things. I'm not seeing anyone else. | 1.3540 | 0.03705 | 274 | 197 | 57 | 20 |
1076 | He's not exactly abominable...more like an antisocial climber. | 1.3540 | 0.03776 | 274 | 199 | 53 | 22 |
1077 | John, that man isn't wearing any pants. | 1.3538 | 0.03804 | 260 | 187 | 54 | 19 |
1078 | Have you ever thought about growing a beard? | 1.3538 | 0.03843 | 260 | 188 | 52 | 20 |
1079 | He is a last minute hire during the government shut down....Parks sent him over.... | 1.3538 | 0.03804 | 260 | 187 | 54 | 19 |
1080 | I'm sorry, but foot size really does matter. | 1.3536 | 0.03752 | 280 | 204 | 53 | 23 |
1081 | At least he knows where he’s going...” | 1.3535 | 0.03254 | 331 | 234 | 77 | 20 |
1082 | It’s not you, John. I just like hairy men. | 1.3534 | 0.03961 | 249 | 181 | 48 | 20 |
1083 | ...f**kin' tourists... | 1.3534 | 0.04000 | 266 | 198 | 42 | 26 |
1084 | O.M.G. I thought you said you were going hiking with Betty! | 1.3534 | 0.03928 | 266 | 196 | 46 | 24 |
1085 | "You've gone and hurt his feelings. Why did you have to mention the size of his hands?" | 1.3534 | 0.03781 | 266 | 192 | 54 | 20 |
1086 | How gullible do you think I am. I am blind,Karen, not stupid | 1.3534 | 0.03743 | 266 | 191 | 56 | 19 |
1087 | Closed, and he is on furlough. | 1.3532 | 0.03805 | 252 | 180 | 55 | 17 |
1088 | This tour guide is unbelievable. | 1.3532 | 0.03887 | 252 | 182 | 51 | 19 |
1089 | It's all right, he says he is just a hallucination caused by low oxygen. | 1.3532 | 0.04085 | 252 | 187 | 41 | 24 |
1090 | He’s our Uber to the summit. | 1.3532 | 0.03825 | 269 | 196 | 51 | 22 |
1091 | He’s really not much for conversation but for 50 bucks, he’ll let you take a selfie with him at the summit. | 1.3531 | 0.03384 | 286 | 199 | 73 | 14 |
1092 | Once, again, no camera! | 1.3531 | 0.03669 | 303 | 223 | 53 | 27 |
1093 | What can I say, I have primitive taste. | 1.3529 | 0.04088 | 255 | 190 | 40 | 25 |
1094 | I don't know if he was insulted by "Abominable" or "Snowman". | 1.3529 | 0.03722 | 272 | 196 | 56 | 20 |
1095 | He said he was still with Trump no matter what the Mueller report says. | 1.3529 | 0.03865 | 272 | 200 | 48 | 24 |
1096 | He said, " You don't know what it means to be lost " | 1.3529 | 0.03855 | 255 | 184 | 52 | 19 |
1097 | Yes! Fondue at his place...and you said the locals were cold and distant. | 1.3527 | 0.03765 | 275 | 200 | 53 | 22 |
1098 | He prefers Indomitable to Abominable... . And, most of all he hates being called Abdominal. | 1.3525 | 0.03521 | 278 | 196 | 66 | 16 |
1099 | He said we're going the wrong way.." | 1.3525 | 0.03735 | 278 | 202 | 54 | 22 |
1100 | What? All I meant was, proportionally, his feet aren't that large. | 1.3525 | 0.03792 | 261 | 188 | 54 | 19 |
1101 | Jimmy, I'm sorry, but you know what they say about big feet. | 1.3523 | 0.03842 | 281 | 208 | 47 | 26 |
1102 | You just had to call him "abominable. | 1.3523 | 0.03603 | 281 | 201 | 61 | 19 |
1103 | I don't know. I don't speak Yetish. | 1.3523 | 0.03673 | 281 | 203 | 57 | 21 |
1104 | Would it kill him to wear underwear. | 1.3523 | 0.03875 | 281 | 209 | 45 | 27 |
1105 | I'm beginning to think this guy's not a real Sherpa | 1.3522 | 0.03856 | 247 | 177 | 53 | 17 |
1106 | he said there's a Starbuck's just a bit further up. | 1.3521 | 0.03679 | 284 | 206 | 56 | 22 |
1107 | Of course he’s upset! How would you feel if I went around calling you ‘big nose’? | 1.3520 | 0.04028 | 250 | 184 | 44 | 22 |
1108 | He said we should close our eyes, count to 100, then try to find him. | 1.3520 | 0.03948 | 250 | 182 | 48 | 20 |
1109 | So what’s the big surprise you have for me? | 1.3520 | 0.03988 | 250 | 183 | 46 | 21 |
1110 | Yes, he is abominable! But he has good health insurance and he. adores Ruth Bader Ginsberg! | 1.3518 | 0.03954 | 253 | 185 | 47 | 21 |
1111 | I hope you're still proud of your "tech-free" vacation! | 1.3518 | 0.03954 | 253 | 185 | 47 | 21 |
1112 | No, no, that's just Big Dave. He's been running the nudist colony up the hill for about a decade now. | 1.3516 | 0.03720 | 256 | 182 | 58 | 16 |
1113 | My ex. He is abominable. | 1.3516 | 0.03998 | 256 | 189 | 44 | 23 |
1114 | Yet he left | 1.3514 | 0.03958 | 276 | 207 | 41 | 28 |
1115 | And get this, he's got a hot spot for internet. | 1.3514 | 0.03718 | 276 | 200 | 55 | 21 |
1116 | He said no photos - he’s still unhappy about the whole “abominable “ thing. | 1.3514 | 0.03857 | 276 | 204 | 47 | 25 |
1117 | I told him it's just a legend, but he wants to check for himself. | 1.3514 | 0.03888 | 259 | 189 | 49 | 21 |
1118 | See, even Sasquatch will stop and ask for directions! | 1.3511 | 0.03894 | 262 | 192 | 48 | 22 |
1119 | I don't like where this is going. | 1.3511 | 0.03662 | 262 | 186 | 60 | 16 |
1120 | Though I warned him not to continue, Yeti persisted. | 1.3511 | 0.03662 | 262 | 186 | 60 | 16 |
1121 | He may be abominable, but at least he puts the seat down. | 1.3510 | 0.03876 | 245 | 176 | 52 | 17 |
1122 | He asked if we'd encountered anything unusual on the way up. I said not yeti and he took off in a huff. | 1.3510 | 0.03876 | 245 | 176 | 52 | 17 |
1123 | Sorry, Tim. Turns out he's totally bominable. | 1.3509 | 0.03825 | 265 | 193 | 51 | 21 |
1124 | So much for the legend - his feet seem perfectly proportional to me. | 1.3507 | 0.03831 | 268 | 196 | 50 | 22 |
1125 | Of course he’s upset. ‘Sasquatch’ is a slur! The proper term is ‘Hirsute-American.’ | 1.3506 | 0.04264 | 231 | 172 | 37 | 22 |
1126 | I know. But he says he knows a short cut. | 1.3504 | 0.03908 | 234 | 167 | 52 | 15 |
1127 | He's a lot less expensive than a Sherpa. | 1.3504 | 0.03552 | 274 | 194 | 64 | 16 |
1128 | No more arguing, I'm asking directions | 1.3503 | 0.03556 | 294 | 212 | 61 | 21 |
1129 | Well if you don’t want me to ask for directions then don’t lose the map next time. | 1.3502 | 0.04023 | 257 | 191 | 42 | 24 |
1130 | He said he's actually the sweet one in the family but that his brother IS quite abominable. | 1.3502 | 0.03583 | 257 | 180 | 64 | 13 |
1131 | I bet he does sas-squats. | 1.3502 | 0.04098 | 257 | 193 | 38 | 26 |
1132 | Wouldn’t an acid trip have been easier? | 1.3502 | 0.03776 | 277 | 203 | 51 | 23 |
1133 | He just wished you'd asked before taking a picture | 1.3500 | 0.03747 | 280 | 205 | 52 | 23 |
1134 | He said he’s looking for the illusive human. | 1.3500 | 0.03837 | 260 | 189 | 51 | 20 |
1135 | I know you care about me, but he makes me a better person | 1.3500 | 0.03643 | 280 | 202 | 58 | 20 |
1136 | All he said was ‘Goodbye’, and then mumbled something about ‘The Ascent Of Man’. | 1.3500 | 0.03882 | 280 | 209 | 44 | 27 |
1137 | I told you not to mention Bigfoot. --Now he's going to pout the rest of the way up! | 1.3498 | 0.03919 | 263 | 194 | 46 | 23 |
1138 | I don't understand why men refuse to ask for directions. | 1.3498 | 0.03729 | 263 | 189 | 56 | 18 |
1139 | « He only needs 5,000 steps to reach his goal. » | 1.3496 | 0.03813 | 266 | 194 | 51 | 21 |
1140 | He says he needs a wall to keep riffraff off the summit. | 1.3496 | 0.03850 | 266 | 195 | 49 | 22 |
1141 | He’s upset, Charles. I would be too if you called me abominable. | 1.3495 | 0.03530 | 289 | 207 | 63 | 19 |
1142 | He says he knows where the best wi-fi spot is. | 1.3494 | 0.03855 | 269 | 198 | 48 | 23 |
1143 | We can never tell your Uncle he was right, we'll never hear the end of it. | 1.3494 | 0.04036 | 249 | 184 | 43 | 22 |
1144 | Do you think he'd take our picture? | 1.3493 | 0.03860 | 272 | 201 | 47 | 24 |
1145 | I want a divorce and yes, there is someone else. | 1.3491 | 0.03794 | 275 | 202 | 50 | 23 |
1146 | He said, “get your camera out, you’re not going to believe the view!” | 1.3491 | 0.03541 | 275 | 195 | 64 | 16 |
1147 | So great that your aversion to asking for directions works across species. | 1.3491 | 0.03794 | 275 | 202 | 50 | 23 |
1148 | I said I would marry you if the Yeti was walking with the tooth fairy! | 1.3490 | 0.03928 | 255 | 187 | 47 | 21 |
1149 | I thought it would be bigger. | 1.3490 | 0.03647 | 298 | 219 | 54 | 25 |
1150 | You promised your mother wouldn't come this time! | 1.3489 | 0.03833 | 278 | 206 | 47 | 25 |
1151 | He says he's the new Chief of Staff | 1.3489 | 0.03833 | 278 | 206 | 47 | 25 |
1152 | I told him I was married | 1.3488 | 0.03895 | 258 | 189 | 48 | 21 |
1153 | The only thing that’s abominable, Jonathan, is your manners. | 1.3488 | 0.03895 | 258 | 189 | 48 | 21 |
1154 | He's moving to higher ground, citing habitat destruction and climate change. | 1.3488 | 0.03633 | 281 | 203 | 58 | 20 |
1155 | What did I tell you -- "layers." | 1.3488 | 0.03453 | 281 | 198 | 68 | 15 |
1156 | We talked, and yeti, yeti, yeti, we're engaged. | 1.3487 | 0.03720 | 238 | 167 | 59 | 12 |
1157 | Big deal! I’d be much more excited by the existence of a snack bar right now. | 1.3487 | 0.03767 | 238 | 168 | 57 | 13 |
1158 | I have dedicated my whole life to funding him, but I wasn’t expecting him to invite us back for coffee. | 1.3487 | 0.03586 | 261 | 184 | 63 | 14 |
1159 | Well yes, if you must know...size does matter. | 1.3485 | 0.04047 | 241 | 177 | 44 | 20 |
1160 | You really insulted him. Any idiot knows the difference between Sasquatch and The Abominable Snowman. | 1.3485 | 0.03689 | 241 | 169 | 60 | 12 |
1161 | You promised there wouldn’t be anyone else on this trail! | 1.3485 | 0.03869 | 264 | 194 | 48 | 22 |
1162 | He is going ahead to see if we can get a table by the window. | 1.3485 | 0.03906 | 264 | 195 | 46 | 23 |
1163 | Guess what, Travis. I think YOU'RE abominable. | 1.3485 | 0.03794 | 264 | 192 | 52 | 20 |
1164 | Why would you say that? I told you he was sensitive! | 1.3485 | 0.03756 | 264 | 191 | 54 | 19 |
1165 | He’s just a friend. | 1.3483 | 0.03532 | 267 | 188 | 65 | 14 |
1166 | He says he’s got some timeshare opportunities for us. | 1.3483 | 0.03874 | 267 | 197 | 47 | 23 |
1167 | Abominable? I found him rather nice. | 1.3483 | 0.03620 | 290 | 211 | 57 | 22 |
1168 | You say hirsute and I say hairsuit. What's the big deal? | 1.3482 | 0.03462 | 313 | 227 | 63 | 23 |
1169 | He said,"Don't overthink it." | 1.3482 | 0.03311 | 313 | 222 | 73 | 18 |
1170 | He says unless he gets the wall he's not coming down. | 1.3482 | 0.04058 | 247 | 183 | 42 | 22 |
1171 | He said this trail is closed until Trump caves on the wall. | 1.3482 | 0.04138 | 247 | 185 | 38 | 24 |
1172 | Our guide is a natural. | 1.3481 | 0.03771 | 270 | 197 | 52 | 21 |
1173 | He says three's a crowd. I'll see you back at base camp. | 1.3481 | 0.03807 | 270 | 198 | 50 | 22 |
1174 | I'm sorry Chad, but I need a man that doesn't wear a puffy jacket. | 1.3481 | 0.03622 | 270 | 193 | 60 | 17 |
1175 | Well, did you really think he would help after you called him abominable? | 1.3480 | 0.03818 | 250 | 180 | 53 | 17 |
1176 | He's very upset over our inaction on climate change | 1.3480 | 0.03741 | 273 | 199 | 53 | 21 |
1177 | If it looks like the Donald, walks like the Donald, and smells like the Donald, then it probably is a Sasquatch. | 1.3480 | 0.03985 | 273 | 206 | 39 | 28 |
1178 | You can't just call him that, Jim. | 1.3478 | 0.03641 | 276 | 199 | 58 | 19 |
1179 | Did you bring your grainy camera? | 1.3478 | 0.03908 | 253 | 185 | 48 | 20 |
1180 | How would you like it if I called you abominable? | 1.3478 | 0.03786 | 253 | 182 | 54 | 17 |
1181 | I'm sorry John, but you know what they say about big feet... | 1.3478 | 0.03886 | 276 | 206 | 44 | 26 |
1182 | Actually, I found him quite personable. | 1.3478 | 0.03677 | 276 | 200 | 56 | 20 |
1183 | He said to turn around or he's shutting down The Himalayas and building a wall. | 1.3478 | 0.03948 | 253 | 186 | 46 | 21 |
1184 | That Duluth underwear DOES look comfortable. | 1.3478 | 0.04180 | 253 | 192 | 34 | 27 |
1185 | We met on Sasquatch.com! | 1.3477 | 0.03754 | 279 | 205 | 51 | 23 |
1186 | If I found him, I can find the trail. | 1.3477 | 0.03578 | 279 | 200 | 61 | 18 |
1187 | Well, it's not the view I was expecting... | 1.3477 | 0.03719 | 279 | 204 | 53 | 22 |
1188 | He said he doesn't believe in climate change. | 1.3477 | 0.03788 | 279 | 206 | 49 | 24 |
1189 | "Do you think we can ask about Elvis?" | 1.3476 | 0.04054 | 233 | 170 | 45 | 18 |
1190 | It's nothing personal Chad. He's just more genuine than you. | 1.3475 | 0.03921 | 259 | 191 | 46 | 22 |
1191 | He was lost. | 1.3475 | 0.03882 | 259 | 190 | 48 | 21 |
1192 | Oddly enough, he IS dressed for it. | 1.3475 | 0.03959 | 259 | 192 | 44 | 23 |
1193 | He said he's not interested in being proven to exist. He thrives on the debate. | 1.3475 | 0.03725 | 259 | 186 | 56 | 17 |
1194 | I recognized the face but couldn’t remember his name. | 1.3473 | 0.03450 | 262 | 182 | 69 | 11 |
1195 | He said he left his car in the upper parking lot | 1.3473 | 0.03735 | 262 | 189 | 55 | 18 |
1196 | Well if you're not going to the top with me, I know someone ELSE who is. | 1.3472 | 0.03667 | 265 | 190 | 58 | 17 |
1197 | He says he prefers the path less travelled. | 1.3471 | 0.03707 | 291 | 215 | 51 | 25 |
1198 | When you say abominable, he hears unlovable. | 1.3471 | 0.03675 | 291 | 214 | 53 | 24 |
1199 | Much friendlier than the French! | 1.3469 | 0.03686 | 271 | 196 | 56 | 19 |
1200 | I didn't see what? | 1.3468 | 0.03879 | 248 | 180 | 50 | 18 |
1201 | We can't all be real. | 1.3468 | 0.04003 | 248 | 183 | 44 | 21 |
1202 | He said it's over, stop texting. | 1.3468 | 0.03837 | 248 | 179 | 52 | 17 |
1203 | He feels unseen. | 1.3468 | 0.04084 | 248 | 185 | 40 | 23 |
1204 | He wants to be called the Indomitable Snowman from now on. | 1.3467 | 0.03657 | 274 | 198 | 57 | 19 |
1205 | What’s his deal? All I asked was if he’d take our picture. | 1.3467 | 0.03657 | 274 | 198 | 57 | 19 |
1206 | It's just funny you're willing to follow anyone but me. | 1.3466 | 0.03805 | 251 | 181 | 53 | 17 |
1207 | That's all he said? "Humans exist." | 1.3465 | 0.03690 | 254 | 181 | 58 | 15 |
1208 | He said, "Don't eat the yellow snow." | 1.3465 | 0.03815 | 254 | 184 | 52 | 18 |
1209 | He said there is nothing to see up here. | 1.3463 | 0.03863 | 257 | 188 | 49 | 20 |
1210 | I'm sorry you came all this way John, but he loves me, hairy armpits and all. | 1.3463 | 0.03979 | 257 | 191 | 43 | 23 |
1211 | He says it's not me, it's him. | 1.3463 | 0.03576 | 283 | 204 | 60 | 19 |
1212 | Abominable is derogatory Steve! | 1.3463 | 0.03576 | 283 | 204 | 60 | 19 |
1213 | He’s actually quite amiable. | 1.3463 | 0.03541 | 283 | 203 | 62 | 18 |
1214 | Sorry, Trent. At this point in my life, I need someone who is more upwardly mobile. | 1.3463 | 0.03646 | 283 | 206 | 56 | 21 |
1215 | No", he said, "Not yeti." . . | 1.3462 | 0.03908 | 260 | 192 | 46 | 22 |
1216 | Another fur-loughed park ranger... | 1.3462 | 0.03652 | 286 | 209 | 55 | 22 |
1217 | "Well, that 'myth' happens to be our sherpa and he's very sensitive about his feet." | 1.3462 | 0.03550 | 286 | 206 | 61 | 19 |
1218 | Look at me when I'm talking! Don't you realize how unique I am in your life? | 1.3460 | 0.03876 | 263 | 194 | 47 | 22 |
1219 | I see your mother is joining us. | 1.3460 | 0.04135 | 237 | 176 | 40 | 21 |
1220 | Really? This mountain, this light and you want a picture of HIM? | 1.3459 | 0.03694 | 266 | 192 | 56 | 18 |
1221 | How was I supposed to know? I thought they liked being called abominable! | 1.3458 | 0.03879 | 240 | 173 | 51 | 16 |
1222 | Make sure there's nothing in the background when you take the picture. | 1.3457 | 0.03550 | 269 | 191 | 63 | 15 |
1223 | Apparently abominable is a trigger word. | 1.3456 | 0.03548 | 298 | 217 | 59 | 22 |
1224 | Well I’d walk away too if you kept calling me abominable. | 1.3455 | 0.03754 | 275 | 202 | 51 | 22 |
1225 | Big butt is more like it. | 1.3455 | 0.03824 | 275 | 204 | 47 | 24 |
1226 | He said, "Get off my lawn!" | 1.3452 | 0.03956 | 252 | 186 | 45 | 21 |
1227 | I'm sorry, but I need to be with someone who understands my needs. | 1.3452 | 0.03956 | 252 | 186 | 45 | 21 |
1228 | Can we just ask a local for directions? | 1.3452 | 0.03708 | 252 | 180 | 57 | 15 |
1229 | When I said bring the Yeti, I meant the thermos... | 1.3452 | 0.03556 | 281 | 202 | 61 | 18 |
1230 | Is it just me or does our Sherpa have really big feet? | 1.3451 | 0.03882 | 255 | 187 | 48 | 20 |
1231 | You didn't have to be so rude, he was just asking to borrow your cell phone. | 1.3451 | 0.03635 | 284 | 207 | 56 | 21 |
1232 | I told you my ex was a wild one. | 1.3450 | 0.03889 | 258 | 190 | 47 | 21 |
1233 | Okay, now that he took off his clothes I can see why you'd think our guide is a Yeti. | 1.3450 | 0.03811 | 258 | 188 | 51 | 19 |
1234 | He asked me if I had a sister. | 1.3450 | 0.03850 | 258 | 189 | 49 | 20 |
1235 | He just ate our sherpa. | 1.3448 | 0.03857 | 261 | 192 | 48 | 21 |
1236 | Honestly, the only abominable thing was his breath | 1.3447 | 0.03512 | 264 | 186 | 65 | 13 |
1237 | Of all things, you had to ask about his small hands? | 1.3447 | 0.03863 | 264 | 195 | 47 | 22 |
1238 | We're in luck! He said he'll be right back with some toothpaste. | 1.3446 | 0.03566 | 267 | 190 | 62 | 15 |
1239 | I know how you hate to ask for directions. So I asked. And he said “follow me”. | 1.3446 | 0.03795 | 267 | 196 | 50 | 21 |
1240 | He said three's a crowd | 1.3446 | 0.03758 | 267 | 195 | 52 | 20 |
1241 | I don't think he's going to be happy when he gets to the top and sees that we pooped in his cave. | 1.3442 | 0.03599 | 276 | 199 | 59 | 18 |
1242 | His accent is pretty hard to understand, but I've enjoyed the tour so far. | 1.3441 | 0.03886 | 247 | 180 | 49 | 18 |
1243 | I wouldn't say 'abominable.' I'd say 'rough-hewn.' | 1.3441 | 0.03536 | 279 | 200 | 62 | 17 |
1244 | Jeez, sometimes it's like I'm invisible or something. | 1.3441 | 0.03572 | 279 | 201 | 60 | 18 |
1245 | He came out of hiding to run for 2020, says 'he definitely has a shot in this political environment'. | 1.3440 | 0.03936 | 250 | 184 | 46 | 20 |
1246 | Mr. Yeti said that if we want a selfie at the summit with him AND the snow leopard, we are going to have to upgrade to the Platinum Package... Leslie Hardin Summit, New Jersey | 1.3440 | 0.03769 | 250 | 180 | 54 | 16 |
1247 | He was on the short list to replace Pruitt at EPA, but the President decided he wasn’t abominable enough. | 1.3440 | 0.04096 | 250 | 188 | 38 | 24 |
1248 | Now can we go home | 1.3440 | 0.03753 | 282 | 209 | 49 | 24 |
1249 | He just asked me what time it was. | 1.3440 | 0.03651 | 282 | 206 | 55 | 21 |
1250 | He says it's a pretty hairy climb from here on out... | 1.3439 | 0.03942 | 253 | 187 | 45 | 21 |
1251 | .....wonder if he knows the Summit Meeting was cancelled" | 1.3439 | 0.03821 | 253 | 184 | 51 | 18 |
1252 | He's less abominable than I had anticipated. | 1.3439 | 0.03520 | 285 | 205 | 62 | 18 |
1253 | Now's a good time to start our descent. | 1.3439 | 0.03485 | 285 | 204 | 64 | 17 |
1254 | No one ever mentions the abominable snowballs. | 1.3438 | 0.03794 | 288 | 216 | 45 | 27 |
1255 | His New Years resolution is 20,000 steps a day. | 1.3438 | 0.03749 | 256 | 185 | 54 | 17 |
1256 | Frankly, Josh, I'm fine with you skipping the testosterone therapy. | 1.3438 | 0.03631 | 288 | 211 | 55 | 22 |
1257 | He says the media spin has gotten out of control and that he's really only an 'untidy' snowman. | 1.3436 | 0.03678 | 259 | 186 | 57 | 16 |
1258 | He asked me for directions | 1.3434 | 0.03700 | 265 | 192 | 55 | 18 |
1259 | He wants us to wait , he's dropped his sunglasses. | 1.3433 | 0.04047 | 233 | 171 | 44 | 18 |
1260 | Are you sure there's nothing odd about our tour guide? | 1.3433 | 0.03820 | 268 | 198 | 48 | 22 |
1261 | He's a bit brusque. But certainly not abominable. | 1.3433 | 0.03632 | 268 | 193 | 58 | 17 |
1262 | I thought it was just going to be the two of us this time. | 1.3433 | 0.03746 | 268 | 196 | 52 | 20 |
1263 | He's putting up a wall and closing the border. | 1.3432 | 0.03931 | 271 | 204 | 41 | 26 |
1264 | He'll be back after he meets his 10,000-step goal. | 1.3431 | 0.03688 | 274 | 200 | 54 | 20 |
1265 | He wanted to sell us a timeshare." | 1.3431 | 0.03795 | 274 | 203 | 48 | 23 |
1266 | Extremely rare, I'd say. He's never heard of Donald Trump. | 1.3431 | 0.03615 | 274 | 198 | 58 | 18 |
1267 | He said to forget evolution, he was forging ahead without us. | 1.3430 | 0.04152 | 242 | 182 | 37 | 23 |
1268 | He wanted to know where I got my hiking boots. | 1.3430 | 0.03551 | 277 | 199 | 61 | 17 |
1269 | You forgot to charge the phone?!” | 1.3430 | 0.03835 | 277 | 207 | 45 | 25 |
1270 | Actually,his manners were impeccable. | 1.3429 | 0.03525 | 280 | 201 | 62 | 17 |
1271 | It's not you, it's the cargo pants. | 1.3429 | 0.03525 | 280 | 201 | 62 | 17 |
1272 | It's okay. He said the mountain is "clothing optional." | 1.3427 | 0.03519 | 248 | 173 | 65 | 10 |
1273 | Where'd you find this guide? Not much of a talker... but he sure seems to know his stuff. | 1.3426 | 0.03798 | 251 | 182 | 52 | 17 |
1274 | You left your phone at base camp?! | 1.3425 | 0.03723 | 292 | 218 | 48 | 26 |
1275 | You didn't think 'abominable' was offensive?! | 1.3424 | 0.03470 | 295 | 213 | 63 | 19 |
1276 | Should I ask if he'll take our picture? | 1.3424 | 0.03600 | 295 | 217 | 55 | 23 |
1277 | No, YOU’RE abominable! | 1.3423 | 0.03825 | 260 | 191 | 49 | 20 |
1278 | He says that we are a figment of his imagination. | 1.3423 | 0.04051 | 260 | 197 | 37 | 26 |
1279 | I asked if he’d summited and he said not Yeti. | 1.3422 | 0.03678 | 263 | 190 | 56 | 17 |
1280 | It’s true what they say: big feet, big... | 1.3422 | 0.03944 | 263 | 197 | 42 | 24 |
1281 | Why don't you ever wanna ask for directions? | 1.3422 | 0.03832 | 263 | 194 | 48 | 21 |
1282 | I thought he'd be taller. | 1.3419 | 0.03669 | 272 | 198 | 55 | 19 |
1283 | Try “adorable” snowman next time | 1.3419 | 0.03669 | 272 | 198 | 55 | 19 |
1284 | He said he'll lead us to the summit as long as we don't tell the National Enquirer. | 1.3419 | 0.04078 | 234 | 173 | 42 | 19 |
1285 | Because he’s mysterious and doesn’t have roommates. | 1.3418 | 0.03748 | 275 | 203 | 50 | 22 |
1286 | He made a pass at me and you just stood there. | 1.3417 | 0.03720 | 278 | 205 | 51 | 22 |
1287 | For once your hesitancy of asking locals for directions might actually be justified. | 1.3417 | 0.03577 | 278 | 201 | 59 | 18 |
1288 | He said he knows the area | 1.3414 | 0.03817 | 249 | 181 | 51 | 17 |
1289 | No, I didn't sleep with him. I just used him as a blanket. | 1.3414 | 0.04104 | 249 | 188 | 37 | 24 |
1290 | At least he puts the toilet seat down! | 1.3413 | 0.04183 | 252 | 193 | 32 | 27 |
1291 | He said to turn back; the conditions up there are abominable. | 1.3413 | 0.03658 | 252 | 180 | 58 | 14 |
1292 | All I could make out was "Get off my lawn!". | 1.3412 | 0.03590 | 296 | 218 | 55 | 23 |
1293 | Look, I know he may not be a conventional tour-guide, but hey, he takes Amex. | 1.3411 | 0.03765 | 258 | 188 | 52 | 18 |
1294 | He doesn't say much, but he's the best Sherpa we ever had. | 1.3410 | 0.03813 | 261 | 192 | 49 | 20 |
1295 | Yeti or not there he goes. | 1.3410 | 0.03813 | 261 | 192 | 49 | 20 |
1296 | He asked me if I had any conditioner. | 1.3409 | 0.03782 | 264 | 194 | 50 | 20 |
1297 | Call me crazy, but sometimes you act like I don't exist. | 1.3408 | 0.03714 | 267 | 195 | 53 | 19 |
1298 | I told you we were overdressed. | 1.3408 | 0.03398 | 267 | 187 | 69 | 11 |
1299 | The Brooklyn beard craze is spreading. | 1.3407 | 0.03685 | 270 | 197 | 54 | 19 |
1300 | Asking him to 'play through' was a great idea. | 1.3407 | 0.03685 | 270 | 197 | 54 | 19 |
1301 | He stimulates my heart and mind in ways you'd never understand. So,goodbye,Stanley. | 1.3407 | 0.03759 | 270 | 199 | 50 | 21 |
1302 | Oh Great. Now I'm a Bigfoot believer. | 1.3407 | 0.03657 | 273 | 199 | 55 | 19 |
1303 | The bastard just farted and kept walking. | 1.3406 | 0.03841 | 276 | 207 | 44 | 25 |
1304 | Stand back. I'm here to interview him for the White House chief of staff position... everyone else on the planet has refused. | 1.3406 | 0.03772 | 276 | 205 | 48 | 23 |
1305 | Let him play through, he's a regular. | 1.3404 | 0.03540 | 282 | 204 | 60 | 18 |
1306 | He says we're mythical. | 1.3404 | 0.03619 | 285 | 209 | 55 | 21 |
1307 | Yeti, schmeti, you were supposed to bring the damn camera. | 1.3403 | 0.04156 | 238 | 179 | 37 | 22 |
1308 | He looks like he knows where he's going. Let's follow him. | 1.3403 | 0.03558 | 288 | 210 | 58 | 20 |
1309 | Apologize! | 1.3402 | 0.04076 | 241 | 180 | 40 | 21 |
1310 | Actually, he's really pretty "ominable" once you get him talking. | 1.3402 | 0.03632 | 291 | 215 | 53 | 23 |
1311 | There goes another furloughed park ranger. | 1.3402 | 0.03465 | 291 | 210 | 63 | 18 |
1312 | He asked us to turn down the heat. | 1.3401 | 0.03516 | 297 | 217 | 59 | 21 |
1313 | Well, I can definitely verify the Yeti is a HE. | 1.3401 | 0.03580 | 297 | 219 | 55 | 23 |
1314 | Because he gets me! In ways you will never understand! And stop calling him "Bigfoot". | 1.3400 | 0.03762 | 250 | 181 | 53 | 16 |
1315 | More like adorable snowman. | 1.3399 | 0.03559 | 253 | 179 | 62 | 12 |
1316 | Well, at least he’d never leave his underwear on the bathroom floor! | 1.3399 | 0.03731 | 253 | 183 | 54 | 16 |
1317 | It’s not you, it’s me. And him. | 1.3398 | 0.03701 | 256 | 185 | 55 | 16 |
1318 | As far as I'm concerned he's ancient history | 1.3397 | 0.03683 | 262 | 190 | 55 | 17 |
1319 | Just had to say the A-word, didn't you? | 1.3397 | 0.03914 | 262 | 196 | 43 | 23 |
1320 | See, I told you we shoulda packed the camera! | 1.3396 | 0.03693 | 265 | 193 | 54 | 18 |
1321 | Huh, I thought he’d have bigger feet. | 1.3396 | 0.03535 | 265 | 189 | 62 | 14 |
1322 | Yeti or not, here we come! | 1.3395 | 0.03891 | 271 | 204 | 42 | 25 |
1323 | Babe, trust me, it looks like he’s been here before. | 1.3394 | 0.03609 | 274 | 199 | 57 | 18 |
1324 | And WHY, exactly, didn't you ask him for directions...? | 1.3394 | 0.03719 | 274 | 202 | 51 | 21 |
1325 | Notice how he leaves no trace? | 1.3394 | 0.03654 | 277 | 203 | 54 | 20 |
1326 | I've got to go with him. He's the most understanding...whatever he is ... I've ever met. I've treated him abominably, Yeti still loves me. | 1.3394 | 0.03690 | 277 | 204 | 52 | 21 |
1327 | Well that's a letdown. For some reason I thought his feet would be bigger. | 1.3393 | 0.03520 | 280 | 202 | 61 | 17 |
1328 | He seemed quite pleasant. Not at all abominable. | 1.3392 | 0.03539 | 286 | 208 | 59 | 19 |
1329 | He's incredibly sensitive. How could you? | 1.3391 | 0.03713 | 289 | 216 | 48 | 25 |
1330 | He's as lost as we are. | 1.3389 | 0.04012 | 239 | 177 | 43 | 19 |
1331 | There's something off about our Sherpa. | 1.3388 | 0.03678 | 245 | 175 | 57 | 13 |
1332 | You know what they say about guys with big feet- well that’s a myth. | 1.3386 | 0.03875 | 251 | 185 | 47 | 19 |
1333 | He said his life coach recommended nature walks. | 1.3386 | 0.03792 | 251 | 183 | 51 | 17 |
1334 | He'd like to know why Mad Men was canceled. | 1.3386 | 0.03719 | 254 | 184 | 54 | 16 |
1335 | From here on, it's clothing optional. | 1.3386 | 0.03677 | 254 | 183 | 56 | 15 |
1336 | I've found someone else. | 1.3385 | 0.03606 | 257 | 184 | 59 | 14 |
1337 | Shut up with your animal rights extinction crap. This fur coat isn't getting away. | 1.3385 | 0.03858 | 260 | 193 | 46 | 21 |
1338 | How was I supposed to know it's insensitive to ask if he's related to Big Foot? | 1.3383 | 0.03564 | 266 | 191 | 60 | 15 |
1339 | I didn't find him the least bit abominable. | 1.3383 | 0.03643 | 266 | 193 | 56 | 17 |
1340 | Considering the size of his feet, I wasn't all that impressed. | 1.3383 | 0.03838 | 269 | 201 | 45 | 23 |
1341 | I said, "Ready to meet the world?" And he said, "Not yeti." | 1.3383 | 0.03653 | 269 | 196 | 55 | 18 |
1342 | Turns out his name is Melvin. | 1.3382 | 0.03472 | 272 | 194 | 64 | 14 |
1343 | The track gets a bit hairy from this point | 1.3381 | 0.03607 | 278 | 203 | 56 | 19 |
1344 | I told you we should have asked for directions sooner. | 1.3381 | 0.03545 | 281 | 204 | 59 | 18 |
1345 | You're the one that claims to be so evolved | 1.3380 | 0.03519 | 284 | 206 | 60 | 18 |
1346 | I don't see what's so abominable about complimenting my ponytail Bob. | 1.3380 | 0.03692 | 284 | 211 | 50 | 23 |
1347 | OK, Big Shot! You follow him to his cave to see his “etchings!” | 1.3378 | 0.03528 | 299 | 220 | 57 | 22 |
1348 | What an amateur. He doesn't even have a backpack, let alone the correct footwear! | 1.3374 | 0.03962 | 243 | 180 | 44 | 19 |
1349 | He said he's sorry, but this is something he has to do alone. | 1.3374 | 0.03799 | 246 | 179 | 51 | 16 |
1350 | Well, he's not abominable to me! Go home, Jack | 1.3374 | 0.03711 | 246 | 177 | 55 | 14 |
1351 | Do you think he'll divulge our existence? | 1.3373 | 0.03637 | 249 | 178 | 58 | 13 |
1352 | It's not you, it's me. Well, it's me and Bigfoot. | 1.3373 | 0.03681 | 249 | 179 | 56 | 14 |
1353 | This is not what it looks like, Jack! | 1.3373 | 0.03943 | 252 | 188 | 43 | 21 |
1354 | I can’t belive he’s wearing real fur, I let him know I just called PETA. | 1.3373 | 0.03821 | 252 | 185 | 49 | 18 |
1355 | I asked him and he said,"Because it's there." | 1.3373 | 0.03707 | 255 | 185 | 54 | 16 |
1356 | Nice fella. He says to follow him and he'll have us for dinner. | 1.3372 | 0.03718 | 258 | 188 | 53 | 17 |
1357 | It was an icy reception at best. | 1.3372 | 0.03567 | 261 | 187 | 60 | 14 |
1358 | He left his cell phone on the summit. | 1.3372 | 0.03608 | 261 | 188 | 58 | 15 |
1359 | We need to get our stories straight by the time we get back down" | 1.3370 | 0.03565 | 270 | 195 | 59 | 16 |
1360 | No, YOU'RE abominable, John. | 1.3370 | 0.03679 | 270 | 198 | 53 | 19 |
1361 | Well, he probably thinks you're abominable. | 1.3370 | 0.03724 | 273 | 202 | 50 | 21 |
1362 | He won't talk to anyone but CNN. | 1.3370 | 0.03423 | 273 | 194 | 66 | 13 |
1363 | I told you-they don’t like to be called ‘abominable’ anymore. | 1.3370 | 0.03688 | 273 | 201 | 52 | 20 |
1364 | He will send us the selfie once he gets better reception. | 1.3370 | 0.03935 | 273 | 208 | 38 | 27 |
1365 | No pics. He has strict image and licensing control to avoid brand dilution from commercial over-exposure. | 1.3370 | 0.03660 | 276 | 203 | 53 | 20 |
1366 | John, sometimes YOU have to ask for directions. | 1.3368 | 0.03620 | 288 | 213 | 53 | 22 |
1367 | Well how was I supposed to know he's sensitive about the size of his feet? | 1.3362 | 0.03919 | 235 | 172 | 47 | 16 |
1368 | Don't feel so insecure, he had small hands. | 1.3361 | 0.03906 | 244 | 180 | 46 | 18 |
1369 | Next time can you hire a Yeti that speaks English? | 1.3360 | 0.03956 | 247 | 184 | 43 | 20 |
1370 | He's counting steps. | 1.3359 | 0.03777 | 256 | 188 | 50 | 18 |
1371 | It didn't mean anything to me. It was just a winter fling. | 1.3359 | 0.03653 | 256 | 185 | 56 | 15 |
1372 | It's the big feet that make his hands look small. | 1.3359 | 0.03817 | 256 | 189 | 48 | 19 |
1373 | The same thing any of us are seeking, I suppose. Just wanting to be seen, really seen, by someone. | 1.3359 | 0.03665 | 259 | 188 | 55 | 16 |
1374 | Look he's not an ideal guide but he really knows the mountains. | 1.3359 | 0.03825 | 259 | 192 | 47 | 20 |
1375 | We went to Cleveland to meet my parents, its only fair that we go to meet his. | 1.3358 | 0.03726 | 265 | 195 | 51 | 19 |
1376 | I told you not to call him "abominable" to his face. | 1.3358 | 0.03726 | 265 | 195 | 51 | 19 |
1377 | It’s just “Snowman”. How would you like it if I always referred to you as Abominable Ralph? | 1.3358 | 0.03640 | 274 | 201 | 54 | 19 |
1378 | He asked us to pay for a wall. | 1.3358 | 0.03784 | 274 | 205 | 46 | 23 |
1379 | You clearly offended him by calling him Bigfoot. I believe ‘Yeti’ is the appropriate term. | 1.3357 | 0.03440 | 280 | 201 | 64 | 15 |
1380 | It was wonderful, but he snores. | 1.3357 | 0.03499 | 286 | 208 | 60 | 18 |
1381 | He said to get off his yard. | 1.3357 | 0.03392 | 286 | 205 | 66 | 15 |
1382 | Hands are smaller then you’d think. | 1.3357 | 0.03568 | 286 | 210 | 56 | 20 |
1383 | "What's 'abominable' is your sensitivity." | 1.3357 | 0.03636 | 286 | 212 | 52 | 22 |
1384 | I think I know why our guide was so cheap. | 1.3357 | 0.03428 | 286 | 206 | 64 | 16 |
1385 | Well, I’d be offended too if a stranger called me ‘abominable’. | 1.3356 | 0.03474 | 289 | 210 | 61 | 18 |
1386 | Relax. At this altitude hallucinations aren't that unusual. | 1.3356 | 0.03415 | 292 | 211 | 64 | 17 |
1387 | No, you are the one who spends too much time on their phone instead of watching what is going on around them. | 1.3356 | 0.03590 | 295 | 219 | 53 | 23 |
1388 | I can’t believe it! A “no photo” policy?!?! | 1.3347 | 0.03805 | 245 | 179 | 50 | 16 |
1389 | He didn't have a phone charger either | 1.3346 | 0.03836 | 254 | 188 | 47 | 19 |
1390 | The Air BnB said "quiet and off the grid." | 1.3346 | 0.03724 | 257 | 188 | 52 | 17 |
1391 | Well, that explains the dimensions of what we found in the out house! | 1.3346 | 0.03683 | 257 | 187 | 54 | 16 |
1392 | When I asked if you brought your Yeti, I meant your insulated mug... | 1.3346 | 0.03724 | 257 | 188 | 52 | 17 |
1393 | No really, he’s just a friend! | 1.3346 | 0.03724 | 257 | 188 | 52 | 17 |
1394 | For the record, I requested a trip to the Serengeti. | 1.3346 | 0.03813 | 260 | 193 | 47 | 20 |
1395 | I would say that greeting a Yeti as Bigfoot qualifies us as ugly Americans. | 1.3346 | 0.03932 | 263 | 199 | 40 | 24 |
1396 | He'll guide us, but he only takes Bitcoin. | 1.3346 | 0.03704 | 263 | 193 | 52 | 18 |
1397 | Oh, yeah? Well, you're insufferable! | 1.3346 | 0.03704 | 263 | 193 | 52 | 18 |
1398 | You are both behaving abominably. | 1.3346 | 0.03796 | 269 | 201 | 46 | 22 |
1399 | Wow! I guess the Paleo diet really works. | 1.3346 | 0.03609 | 269 | 196 | 56 | 17 |
1400 | He said the final ascent is his ‘me time’. | 1.3346 | 0.03657 | 272 | 200 | 53 | 19 |
1401 | Did you have to mention the size of his feet?! | 1.3346 | 0.03873 | 272 | 206 | 41 | 25 |
1402 | I think he knows the way | 1.3345 | 0.03555 | 275 | 200 | 58 | 17 |
1403 | Sorry. You know what they say about big feet. | 1.3345 | 0.03812 | 278 | 210 | 43 | 25 |
1404 | Honey, we were just talking. | 1.3345 | 0.03602 | 278 | 204 | 55 | 19 |
1405 | Ignore him, he's trying to get his 10,000 steps before dinner | 1.3345 | 0.03708 | 278 | 207 | 49 | 22 |
1406 | We just weren’t right for each other. He felt the need to Sasquatch-splain everything to me. | 1.3345 | 0.03575 | 281 | 206 | 56 | 19 |
1407 | All it said was 'Yeti or not, here I come' " | 1.3345 | 0.03618 | 284 | 210 | 53 | 21 |
1408 | Just gave me the cold shoulder. | 1.3345 | 0.03332 | 284 | 202 | 69 | 13 |
1409 | Of course he's upset, Kevin. "Hey Yeti, take a selfie with my Betty?" Seriously?! | 1.3345 | 0.03418 | 287 | 207 | 64 | 16 |
1410 | We agreed to remain friends. | 1.3345 | 0.03371 | 293 | 211 | 66 | 16 |
1411 | I thought your New Year's resolution was to start making new friends. | 1.3344 | 0.03370 | 302 | 219 | 65 | 18 |
1412 | I swear, Peter, nothing happened. | 1.3333 | 0.03642 | 261 | 190 | 55 | 16 |
1413 | He said our use of adjectives is abominable | 1.3333 | 0.03800 | 261 | 194 | 47 | 20 |
1414 | Oddly, he doesn't leave footprints. | 1.3333 | 0.03383 | 300 | 218 | 64 | 18 |
1415 | Well, it's true what they say about big feet. | 1.3333 | 0.03992 | 264 | 202 | 36 | 26 |
1416 | He says he doesn't have any idea of where the trail is, but rather smugly pointed out that he isn't lost. | 1.3333 | 0.03929 | 249 | 186 | 43 | 20 |
1417 | Confirmed...Starbucks ahead one mile! | 1.3333 | 0.03599 | 282 | 208 | 54 | 20 |
1418 | I told him “no thanks, I have Google Maps.” | 1.3333 | 0.03664 | 267 | 196 | 53 | 18 |
1419 | He finished with, “Say you never saw me.” | 1.3333 | 0.03800 | 261 | 194 | 47 | 20 |
1420 | Apparently they run the upper section as a nudist colony. | 1.3333 | 0.03700 | 255 | 186 | 53 | 16 |
1421 | He said "Its to cold out here and he will wait for us in the car". | 1.3333 | 0.03784 | 270 | 202 | 46 | 22 |
1422 | Great, Todd. Now even the Yeti is leaving! | 1.3333 | 0.03607 | 285 | 211 | 53 | 21 |
1423 | Hey hey! Eyes over here! | 1.3333 | 0.03644 | 252 | 182 | 56 | 14 |
1424 | Yes, I'm leaving you. He has more than a big foot. | 1.3333 | 0.03777 | 267 | 199 | 47 | 21 |
1425 | Unlike you, he hasn't reached his peak. | 1.3333 | 0.03986 | 258 | 196 | 38 | 24 |
1426 | He said, and I quote, 'You can't get theah from heah'. | 1.3333 | 0.03879 | 246 | 182 | 46 | 18 |
1427 | He says we should have turned right at the ravine. Now aren’t you glad we stopped for directions? | 1.3333 | 0.03520 | 246 | 174 | 62 | 10 |
1428 | Simmer down, Harry. We're just friends. | 1.3333 | 0.03730 | 252 | 184 | 52 | 16 |
1429 | I still cannot believe you found this Sherpa on Yelp - he's amazing!! | 1.3333 | 0.03443 | 288 | 209 | 62 | 17 |
1430 | I thought the hair was supposed to be thinner up here. | 1.3333 | 0.03457 | 303 | 223 | 59 | 21 |
1431 | He says he knows a shortcut. What do you think? | 1.3333 | 0.03441 | 270 | 193 | 64 | 13 |
1432 | I swear, Bill, he's just a friend I happen to bump into occasionally. | 1.3333 | 0.03456 | 273 | 196 | 63 | 14 |
1433 | He says he knows the way to a bathroom. | 1.3333 | 0.03645 | 273 | 201 | 53 | 19 |
1434 | Who would have known that he's in the Witness Protection Program? | 1.3333 | 0.03673 | 270 | 199 | 52 | 19 |
1435 | I told him no pants, no cocoa. | 1.3333 | 0.03879 | 246 | 182 | 46 | 18 |
1436 | I think we're overdressed. | 1.3333 | 0.03766 | 231 | 166 | 53 | 12 |
1437 | He says he's going to run against Trump in 2020. | 1.3333 | 0.03860 | 273 | 207 | 41 | 25 |
1438 | Apparently we misgendered the Abominable Snow Man | 1.3333 | 0.03673 | 270 | 199 | 52 | 19 |
1439 | Yes, there is a restaurant on the summit but he says the service is abominable. | 1.3333 | 0.03963 | 246 | 184 | 42 | 20 |
1440 | Well, his English was good enough to know what 'needs a bath' means. | 1.3322 | 0.03468 | 289 | 211 | 60 | 18 |
1441 | Why didn't you tell me this hike was clothing optional? | 1.3322 | 0.03433 | 289 | 210 | 62 | 17 |
1442 | He's going back for his Non-disclosure Agreement. | 1.3322 | 0.03763 | 286 | 217 | 43 | 26 |
1443 | Our guide is kind of built for this, don't you think? | 1.3322 | 0.03386 | 286 | 206 | 65 | 15 |
1444 | Let's follow him. I think he knows where the president's tax returns are. | 1.3322 | 0.03692 | 283 | 212 | 48 | 23 |
1445 | Well, I think your feelings would be hurt, too, if someone called you abominable. | 1.3322 | 0.03482 | 283 | 206 | 60 | 17 |
1446 | Funny they named him big foot, when that's not the big appendage that jumped out at me. | 1.3321 | 0.03720 | 280 | 210 | 47 | 23 |
1447 | He says we're welcome at the top, just not yeti. | 1.3321 | 0.03508 | 280 | 204 | 59 | 17 |
1448 | You just couldn't be the bigger man. | 1.3321 | 0.03580 | 280 | 206 | 55 | 19 |
1449 | Sorry, I prefer the strong, silent, abominable type. | 1.3321 | 0.03607 | 277 | 204 | 54 | 19 |
1450 | There's a thin line between lovable and abominable. | 1.3321 | 0.03522 | 274 | 199 | 59 | 16 |
1451 | He said he dropped the "Abominable" years ago. | 1.3321 | 0.03624 | 271 | 199 | 54 | 18 |
1452 | A better plan?? How about down? | 1.3321 | 0.03536 | 268 | 194 | 59 | 15 |
1453 | Honestly, I thought I was sleeping with you. | 1.3321 | 0.03875 | 268 | 203 | 41 | 24 |
1454 | Because of someone he called the "Orange-haired Abominable Showman," he decided to disappear again until at least 2020. | 1.3321 | 0.03765 | 268 | 200 | 47 | 21 |
1455 | He prefers abominable snow person Bob! | 1.3321 | 0.03575 | 268 | 195 | 57 | 16 |
1456 | No, Ted-- you're fine. This is about me. | 1.3321 | 0.03681 | 265 | 195 | 52 | 18 |
1457 | He says we're lost. Loch Ness isn't anywhere around here. | 1.3321 | 0.03681 | 265 | 195 | 52 | 18 |
1458 | Well, he calls you the Abominable Keith! | 1.3321 | 0.03749 | 262 | 194 | 49 | 19 |
1459 | There's always somebody who shows off with no proper equipment or clothes. | 1.3321 | 0.03710 | 262 | 193 | 51 | 18 |
1460 | Goodbye, John, no more washing & ironing shirts for me. | 1.3320 | 0.03935 | 259 | 196 | 40 | 23 |
1461 | I don't care if there are 10 Big Feet behind me! | 1.3320 | 0.03850 | 256 | 191 | 45 | 20 |
1462 | I just feel like it's weird that he's technically naked. | 1.3320 | 0.03646 | 256 | 186 | 55 | 15 |
1463 | He said no to the selfie but otherwise seemed nice. | 1.3320 | 0.03535 | 244 | 173 | 61 | 10 |
1464 | He was asking for directions. | 1.3312 | 0.03308 | 314 | 229 | 66 | 19 |
1465 | No, he goes by ‘Barefoot’ | 1.3311 | 0.03437 | 305 | 225 | 59 | 21 |
1466 | Are you checking her out?! | 1.3310 | 0.03647 | 284 | 212 | 50 | 22 |
1467 | He says the guru is just a myth. | 1.3310 | 0.03533 | 281 | 206 | 57 | 18 |
1468 | Of course he's upset. You treated him abominably. | 1.3309 | 0.03632 | 278 | 206 | 52 | 20 |
1469 | Who knew!... he’s not abominable at all. | 1.3309 | 0.03667 | 278 | 207 | 50 | 21 |
1470 | That reminds me, I forgot to pack my razor. | 1.3309 | 0.03537 | 272 | 198 | 58 | 16 |
1471 | Thankfully, he said he's a vegan now | 1.3309 | 0.03650 | 272 | 201 | 52 | 19 |
1472 | The government shutdown is awful for sure ... but this volunteer tour guide is fantastic. | 1.3309 | 0.03760 | 272 | 204 | 46 | 22 |
1473 | Sure. I turn around and you shout, Gotcha! Very funny. | 1.3309 | 0.03753 | 269 | 201 | 47 | 21 |
1474 | Wow. 'Abominable?' Really, Greg? | 1.3309 | 0.03679 | 269 | 199 | 51 | 19 |
1475 | There's a lot more to him than those big feet! | 1.3309 | 0.03790 | 269 | 202 | 45 | 22 |
1476 | Who knew he was sensitive about his body hair? | 1.3308 | 0.03537 | 263 | 190 | 59 | 14 |
1477 | I guess he's not missing anymore. | 1.3308 | 0.03698 | 263 | 194 | 51 | 18 |
1478 | He's going back for his parka. | 1.3308 | 0.03578 | 263 | 191 | 57 | 15 |
1479 | He says he’s considering running in 2020 because he can’t be any worse than the incumbent. | 1.3308 | 0.03814 | 263 | 197 | 45 | 21 |
1480 | Well if you won't ask him for directions than I will! | 1.3308 | 0.03698 | 263 | 194 | 51 | 18 |
1481 | I said good morning and how are you doing and all he said was " I go up, I come down, Yeti Yeti Yeti" | 1.3308 | 0.03959 | 260 | 198 | 38 | 24 |
1482 | The one time we forgot the camera! | 1.3308 | 0.03687 | 260 | 191 | 52 | 17 |
1483 | Should I say something? | 1.3307 | 0.03955 | 257 | 195 | 39 | 23 |
1484 | He says it's Jeti with a "J"! | 1.3307 | 0.03877 | 257 | 193 | 43 | 21 |
1485 | He said the 'mile high club' is a myth. | 1.3307 | 0.03444 | 254 | 180 | 64 | 10 |
1486 | ‘Not entirely unlike Sisyphus,’ were his words to me in passing. | 1.3307 | 0.03778 | 251 | 185 | 49 | 17 |
1487 | He's leaving - said he's on a quest for intelligent life forms | 1.3306 | 0.03798 | 245 | 180 | 49 | 16 |
1488 | It IS true what they say about big feet... | 1.3306 | 0.04173 | 242 | 186 | 32 | 24 |
1489 | He says the best ascent is up the north ridge, but then again, he doesn't exist! | 1.3305 | 0.03850 | 236 | 173 | 48 | 15 |
1490 | Hi, I'm Maggie - so what inspired you to try out high-altitude speed dating? | 1.3304 | 0.04234 | 224 | 170 | 34 | 20 |
1491 | He said “Millennials are abominable.” | 1.3301 | 0.03311 | 309 | 225 | 66 | 18 |
1492 | Honestly, I thought his footprints would be bigger. | 1.3300 | 0.03545 | 303 | 227 | 52 | 24 |
1493 | Follow him if you want, but I don't think he really knows where the bathroom is. | 1.3299 | 0.03472 | 288 | 211 | 59 | 18 |
1494 | It's not what it looks like... | 1.3297 | 0.03828 | 279 | 213 | 40 | 26 |
1495 | Relax, he didn't even get to first base camp. | 1.3297 | 0.03648 | 276 | 205 | 51 | 20 |
1496 | Looks like this next stretch is going to get pretty hairy. | 1.3297 | 0.03564 | 273 | 200 | 56 | 17 |
1497 | I wasn't mocking him; I thought "Abominable" was his first name. | 1.3297 | 0.03526 | 273 | 199 | 58 | 16 |
1498 | Should we have asked for a selfie? | 1.3297 | 0.03712 | 273 | 204 | 48 | 21 |
1499 | His wife made him stop and ask directions.” | 1.3296 | 0.03808 | 267 | 201 | 44 | 22 |
1500 | Don't worry, no one will believe he reached the summit first. | 1.3296 | 0.03733 | 267 | 199 | 48 | 20 |
1501 | so apparently it's just a myth about foot size for men | 1.3296 | 0.03808 | 267 | 201 | 44 | 22 |
1502 | Was that necessary? Did you have to call him abominable? | 1.3295 | 0.03567 | 264 | 192 | 57 | 15 |
1503 | He says another 2000 feet and then it's all down hill. | 1.3295 | 0.03763 | 264 | 197 | 47 | 20 |
1504 | For only a small extra fee, the guides will wear the costume for our selfies at the top. | 1.3295 | 0.03675 | 261 | 192 | 52 | 17 |
1505 | Brad, you can't just ask him why he's abominable. | 1.3295 | 0.03871 | 261 | 197 | 42 | 22 |
1506 | I thought you said we'd have the summit to ourselves. | 1.3295 | 0.03705 | 258 | 190 | 51 | 17 |
1507 | I told you we were going the right way. | 1.3294 | 0.03693 | 255 | 187 | 52 | 16 |
1508 | Abominable he can live with," he says,"but Bigfoot hurts his feelings. | 1.3294 | 0.03776 | 255 | 189 | 48 | 18 |
1509 | For the last damned time, I didn't eat your trail mix. | 1.3294 | 0.03565 | 255 | 184 | 58 | 13 |
1510 | Is it me or is the guide a bit rude? | 1.3294 | 0.03929 | 252 | 190 | 41 | 21 |
1511 | Wow! This nature walk really lets you get in touch with the locals! | 1.3293 | 0.03839 | 249 | 185 | 46 | 18 |
1512 | He asked me if he was close to the top | 1.3293 | 0.03881 | 249 | 186 | 44 | 19 |
1513 | I think he said, "It's 5 o'clock somewhere." | 1.3293 | 0.03914 | 246 | 184 | 43 | 19 |
1514 | I think he just made an anti-Homo sapien remark. | 1.3292 | 0.03804 | 240 | 176 | 49 | 15 |
1515 | That's it--I'm asking for directions! | 1.3288 | 0.03638 | 292 | 220 | 48 | 24 |
1516 | He's much more handsome than his photos. | 1.3288 | 0.03438 | 292 | 214 | 60 | 18 |
1517 | Just because he is abominable, doesn't mean he's a bad leader. | 1.3288 | 0.03472 | 292 | 215 | 58 | 19 |
1518 | Go back to the last glacier and take a RIGHT, just like I said the first time. | 1.3288 | 0.03472 | 292 | 215 | 58 | 19 |
1519 | Let's cancel next week's trip to Loch Ness. | 1.3287 | 0.03497 | 289 | 213 | 57 | 19 |
1520 | I can't believe you used the a-word. | 1.3287 | 0.03427 | 289 | 211 | 61 | 17 |
1521 | I'm leaving you for someone far more abominable. | 1.3287 | 0.03697 | 289 | 219 | 45 | 25 |
1522 | He wanted to know if 2020 was over. | 1.3287 | 0.03725 | 286 | 217 | 44 | 25 |
1523 | He asked if we knew any single and abominable snow women. | 1.3286 | 0.03583 | 283 | 210 | 53 | 20 |
1524 | He said he is not from around here. | 1.3286 | 0.03583 | 283 | 210 | 53 | 20 |
1525 | He said we should try the Paleodiet | 1.3286 | 0.03574 | 280 | 207 | 54 | 19 |
1526 | He said, "All they call me is Big Foot, but they should see my other parts!!" | 1.3286 | 0.03850 | 280 | 215 | 38 | 27 |
1527 | Okay, first off.... He doesn’t appreciate the label “abominable.” | 1.3285 | 0.03637 | 277 | 206 | 51 | 20 |
1528 | Why don't men ask for directions when they're lost? | 1.3285 | 0.03477 | 274 | 199 | 60 | 15 |
1529 | I’m sorry to leave you Mark, but he’s more of a social climber. | 1.3284 | 0.03655 | 271 | 201 | 51 | 19 |
1530 | Just because I haven't shaved my legs in a while doesn't give you the right to draw a comparison. | 1.3284 | 0.03693 | 271 | 202 | 49 | 20 |
1531 | The border's just ahead, but he says there's a very big wall. | 1.3282 | 0.03933 | 262 | 200 | 38 | 24 |
1532 | He invited me up for a drink. | 1.3282 | 0.03733 | 259 | 192 | 49 | 18 |
1533 | His friends don't think we exist, so he's getting a lump of charcoal to draw us. | 1.3281 | 0.03835 | 253 | 189 | 45 | 19 |
1534 | He said we should have turned left at the crevasse to get to Starbucks. | 1.3280 | 0.03867 | 250 | 187 | 44 | 19 |
1535 | Lets just follow that guy, he seems to know where he is going | 1.3280 | 0.03519 | 250 | 179 | 60 | 11 |
1536 | He's my support Yeti. | 1.3280 | 0.03783 | 250 | 185 | 48 | 17 |
1537 | See, I told you this hike would be legendary. | 1.3279 | 0.03728 | 247 | 181 | 51 | 15 |
1538 | I had to find out if it was true what they say about big feet. | 1.3278 | 0.03881 | 241 | 179 | 45 | 17 |
1539 | Who is he to be lecturing us about footprints? | 1.3278 | 0.03836 | 241 | 178 | 47 | 16 |
1540 | He has a summer place at Loch Ness. | 1.3277 | 0.03537 | 296 | 221 | 53 | 22 |
1541 | People say we're self-absorbed. Do you think we're self-absorbed? | 1.3277 | 0.03695 | 296 | 226 | 43 | 27 |
1542 | Nope. I didn't see anything either. | 1.3275 | 0.03572 | 284 | 211 | 53 | 20 |
1543 | I told you he wasn't real! Do you see any footprints?? | 1.3273 | 0.03580 | 275 | 203 | 54 | 18 |
1544 | Don't worry, he's only a myth | 1.3273 | 0.03580 | 275 | 203 | 54 | 18 |
1545 | He wants us off his mountain. We're not white enough. | 1.3272 | 0.03681 | 272 | 203 | 49 | 20 |
1546 | Don't bother asking -- he already has home, auto, and life. | 1.3271 | 0.03672 | 269 | 200 | 50 | 19 |
1547 | You had to put your big foot in your mouth! | 1.3271 | 0.03634 | 269 | 199 | 52 | 18 |
1548 | I've told you Greg, it's not the size of your feet that's the issue. | 1.3271 | 0.03710 | 269 | 201 | 48 | 20 |
1549 | Well, he looked like he knew the way out of the parking lot. | 1.3271 | 0.03478 | 269 | 195 | 60 | 14 |
1550 | Go ahead, you tell him we are going the wrong way. | 1.3271 | 0.03814 | 266 | 201 | 43 | 22 |
1551 | He likes what I do with my hair. | 1.3271 | 0.03662 | 266 | 197 | 51 | 18 |
1552 | I've decided I need to try something different in life--don't take it personally. | 1.3270 | 0.03652 | 263 | 194 | 52 | 17 |
1553 | Maybe we've been reading that evolution diagram backwards. | 1.3270 | 0.03730 | 263 | 196 | 48 | 19 |
1554 | Actually, he respects me. | 1.3270 | 0.03489 | 263 | 190 | 60 | 13 |
1555 | Just ask him for directions. | 1.3269 | 0.03473 | 260 | 187 | 61 | 12 |
1556 | I asked if we found the abominable snowman. He said, “Not Yeti.” | 1.3269 | 0.03799 | 260 | 195 | 45 | 20 |
1557 | I just said “You know what they say about big feet” and he stormed off. | 1.3268 | 0.03656 | 254 | 186 | 53 | 15 |
1558 | He said he'll have another showing in two weeks. | 1.3265 | 0.03418 | 294 | 216 | 60 | 18 |
1559 | Sorry, but I have to follow my inner yeti. | 1.3265 | 0.03920 | 245 | 184 | 42 | 19 |
1560 | Asking him about his origins was very discriminating. YOU are a monster. | 1.3264 | 0.03431 | 288 | 211 | 60 | 17 |
1561 | That's all right -- he doesn't believe in you, either." --Stephen West, Laurel, Marylan | 1.3263 | 0.03420 | 285 | 208 | 61 | 16 |
1562 | No hello! Not a smile! Not even a nod! No wonder his ilk went extinct! | 1.3262 | 0.03469 | 279 | 204 | 59 | 16 |
1563 | He said no pictures, but I got an autograph. | 1.3260 | 0.03742 | 273 | 206 | 45 | 22 |
1564 | It's amazing what you can do with a comb-over! | 1.3259 | 0.03660 | 270 | 201 | 50 | 19 |
1565 | I told you that we were overdressed!" | 1.3258 | 0.03533 | 267 | 195 | 57 | 15 |
1566 | He insisted his name was Yuri, not Yeti. | 1.3257 | 0.03708 | 261 | 194 | 49 | 18 |
1567 | Think he'd be offended if I asked him to take our photo? | 1.3256 | 0.03738 | 258 | 192 | 48 | 18 |
1568 | He says he's not coming down until they bring back the McRib. | 1.3255 | 0.03601 | 255 | 186 | 55 | 14 |
1569 | Ignore him. He doesn't like to be noticed. | 1.3253 | 0.03702 | 249 | 183 | 51 | 15 |
1570 | He keeps muttering "I am not fake news. I am not fake news" | 1.3252 | 0.03585 | 286 | 214 | 51 | 21 |
1571 | Why don't YOU tell him that he's abominable? | 1.3251 | 0.03897 | 243 | 182 | 43 | 18 |
1572 | The oxygen is too thin up here — and besides, he just ate Jim. | 1.3250 | 0.03703 | 240 | 175 | 52 | 13 |
1573 | He says there's nothing to see here | 1.3250 | 0.03568 | 280 | 208 | 53 | 19 |
1574 | Didn’t that guy pass us eons ago? | 1.3250 | 0.03674 | 280 | 211 | 47 | 22 |
1575 | Did you see his six pack. Abdominal indeed! | 1.3249 | 0.03630 | 277 | 207 | 50 | 20 |
1576 | I told you it's better to follow the locals | 1.3249 | 0.03702 | 277 | 209 | 46 | 22 |
1577 | I figured he'd take "abominable" as a compliment. | 1.3249 | 0.03445 | 277 | 202 | 60 | 15 |
1578 | Sorry Eric, even he doesn’t want Mattis’ job | 1.3248 | 0.03871 | 274 | 211 | 37 | 26 |
1579 | Actually, his name is Bigdick — he’s Bigfoot’s more popular brother. | 1.3247 | 0.03686 | 271 | 203 | 48 | 20 |
1580 | He never really believed in me. | 1.3247 | 0.03723 | 271 | 204 | 46 | 21 |
1581 | It’s Abominable SnowPerson! | 1.3247 | 0.03944 | 231 | 172 | 43 | 16 |
1582 | Wish you had one that big! | 1.3246 | 0.03670 | 305 | 235 | 41 | 29 |
1583 | I told him to stay hidden until Trump was gone. | 1.3245 | 0.03744 | 265 | 199 | 46 | 20 |
1584 | He’s going ahead to prepare the appetizers | 1.3245 | 0.03508 | 265 | 193 | 58 | 14 |
1585 | No more abominable than the rest of you. | 1.3244 | 0.03967 | 225 | 167 | 43 | 15 |
1586 | Dad, you promised you wouldn't make a scene! | 1.3244 | 0.03493 | 262 | 190 | 59 | 13 |
1587 | Oh just give it up already. You’ll never convince him down is superior to fur. | 1.3244 | 0.03813 | 262 | 198 | 43 | 21 |
1588 | It’s great, you still spot some of the old locals around here, it’s the only bit of Everest that we haven’t totally gentrified | 1.3244 | 0.03696 | 262 | 195 | 49 | 18 |
1589 | Until this moment, I thought you were pretty well endowed! | 1.3244 | 0.03656 | 262 | 194 | 51 | 17 |
1590 | Let’s ask him for directions; he seems to be a local. | 1.3243 | 0.03433 | 259 | 186 | 62 | 11 |
1591 | Look, he doesn't want to be in the selfie. | 1.3243 | 0.03563 | 296 | 223 | 50 | 23 |
1592 | Actually, no. I found him to be quite pleasant. | 1.3243 | 0.03726 | 259 | 193 | 48 | 18 |
1593 | I thought he said Eddie, not yeti. | 1.3241 | 0.03411 | 290 | 213 | 60 | 17 |
1594 | Keep quiet, the body language says he's not going to be responsible for his actions if we keep asking, are we their yeti ? | 1.3241 | 0.03988 | 253 | 194 | 36 | 23 |
1595 | Good news. We found him. Bad news. He's not into us. | 1.3240 | 0.03646 | 250 | 183 | 53 | 14 |
1596 | We're out of luck -- he didn't bring his selfie stick either. | 1.3239 | 0.03769 | 284 | 218 | 40 | 26 |
1597 | Fictional or not, he’s a heckuva trail guide. | 1.3238 | 0.03484 | 281 | 207 | 57 | 17 |
1598 | That's Mister Everest. He's the owner. | 1.3237 | 0.03690 | 278 | 210 | 46 | 22 |
1599 | I'm sorry, Steve, but I've found someone else. | 1.3237 | 0.03619 | 278 | 208 | 50 | 20 |
1600 | He's taking us to Elvis and the Easter Bunny. | 1.3237 | 0.03619 | 278 | 208 | 50 | 20 |
1601 | Because he's not a wuss. | 1.3234 | 0.03740 | 269 | 203 | 45 | 21 |
1602 | Please don't ruin this by proposing at the summit. | 1.3234 | 0.03666 | 269 | 201 | 49 | 19 |
1603 | I'm sorry to say, but foot size has nothing to do with it. | 1.3234 | 0.03666 | 269 | 201 | 49 | 19 |
1604 | Yes, I am leaving you. | 1.3233 | 0.03770 | 266 | 201 | 44 | 21 |
1605 | I told you a million times Steve, that was decades before we met. It's long over, leave him alone | 1.3232 | 0.03762 | 263 | 198 | 45 | 20 |
1606 | Don't be jealous--I don't see him often. | 1.3232 | 0.03839 | 263 | 200 | 41 | 22 |
1607 | Can you believe it? He said we’re an illusion because we’re not leaving tracks. | 1.3231 | 0.03546 | 294 | 221 | 51 | 22 |
1608 | Well, I'd bet your feelings would be hurt if I called you abominable. | 1.3231 | 0.03344 | 294 | 215 | 63 | 16 |
1609 | Okay Wendell, Billy is not your son. I suppose it was only a matter of time before you guessed the truth anyway. | 1.3231 | 0.03753 | 260 | 195 | 46 | 19 |
1610 | I'm HIS service animal. He calls me "Not Yeti." | 1.3230 | 0.03863 | 257 | 195 | 41 | 21 |
1611 | Nice, Dan! I told you not to say anything. He has a "condition". | 1.3230 | 0.03703 | 257 | 191 | 49 | 17 |
1612 | What is wrong with you? He says there's a Starbucks up there. Why don't you believe anyone about anything? | 1.3227 | 0.03686 | 282 | 214 | 45 | 23 |
1613 | You promised we wouldn’t see any other tourists. | 1.3226 | 0.03349 | 279 | 202 | 64 | 13 |
1614 | I have a funny feeling about our trail guide, yet - I can't put my finger on why | 1.3225 | 0.03333 | 276 | 199 | 65 | 12 |
1615 | You first... | 1.3225 | 0.03635 | 276 | 207 | 49 | 20 |
1616 | He's just misunderstood. There were more abominable people at base camp. | 1.3225 | 0.03599 | 276 | 206 | 51 | 19 |
1617 | You just had to insist we leave our smartphone-cameras behind on this climb, didn't you Nature Boy? | 1.3224 | 0.03782 | 245 | 182 | 47 | 16 |
1618 | Look,they don't leave footprints after all. | 1.3223 | 0.03551 | 273 | 202 | 54 | 17 |
1619 | He says Bigfoot's a myth. | 1.3221 | 0.03445 | 267 | 194 | 60 | 13 |
1620 | Evolution? We can’t even keep up with him. | 1.3220 | 0.03750 | 264 | 199 | 45 | 20 |
1621 | He obviously hasn't seen the Patagonia catalogue. | 1.3220 | 0.03633 | 264 | 196 | 51 | 17 |
1622 | He was happy to hear that the climate is warming, since he is losing some of his hair. | 1.3219 | 0.04054 | 233 | 177 | 37 | 19 |
1623 | He asked me if I know of a good place for electrolysis. | 1.3218 | 0.03621 | 261 | 193 | 52 | 16 |
1624 | He’s going to get his family for a group selfie | 1.3218 | 0.03620 | 289 | 219 | 47 | 23 |
1625 | Climate change is driving them to higher elevations. | 1.3217 | 0.03608 | 258 | 190 | 53 | 15 |
1626 | You don't even know him - your intolerance is what's abominable. | 1.3216 | 0.03636 | 255 | 188 | 52 | 15 |
1627 | I swear it's over. He's an animal. | 1.3216 | 0.03678 | 255 | 189 | 50 | 16 |
1628 | He just called me an abominable human! | 1.3216 | 0.03570 | 283 | 212 | 51 | 20 |
1629 | 'He says he's gonna build a wall.' | 1.3214 | 0.03838 | 280 | 217 | 36 | 27 |
1630 | Tinder is really getting weird. | 1.3214 | 0.03578 | 252 | 184 | 55 | 13 |
1631 | This isn't what it looks like... | 1.3213 | 0.03695 | 277 | 210 | 45 | 22 |
1632 | Really, mister sensitive, 'abominable?' | 1.3212 | 0.03652 | 274 | 206 | 48 | 20 |
1633 | He says that the only thing that’s abominable these days is Trump. | 1.3211 | 0.04066 | 246 | 190 | 33 | 23 |
1634 | Is that what we were or what we will be? | 1.3211 | 0.03725 | 246 | 182 | 49 | 15 |
1635 | Did you have to use the A-word? | 1.3211 | 0.03813 | 246 | 184 | 45 | 17 |
1636 | He said the view's not worth it. | 1.3210 | 0.03245 | 271 | 193 | 69 | 9 |
1637 | Did you have to call him Abominable? | 1.3210 | 0.03605 | 271 | 202 | 51 | 18 |
1638 | Sasquatch? No, it’s only Trump in costume hiding from Nancy Pelosi. | 1.3210 | 0.03753 | 271 | 206 | 43 | 22 |
1639 | He’ll be right back, he left his shades in the car. | 1.3210 | 0.03801 | 243 | 181 | 46 | 16 |
1640 | He says the conditions ahead are just abominable | 1.3209 | 0.03783 | 268 | 204 | 42 | 22 |
1641 | He said he was flattered, but worried about the optics of another white male hosting the Oscars. | 1.3209 | 0.03708 | 268 | 202 | 46 | 20 |
1642 | Sasquatch? Really? I can't believe you think all ape-like creatures look the same. | 1.3209 | 0.03594 | 268 | 199 | 52 | 17 |
1643 | I told you he wouldn't care about your bucket list. | 1.3208 | 0.03382 | 293 | 216 | 60 | 17 |
1644 | Yer damn straight I married 'im, and he wants you to stop followin' us." | 1.3208 | 0.03699 | 265 | 199 | 47 | 19 |
1645 | You’re the one with no social skills! | 1.3208 | 0.03699 | 265 | 199 | 47 | 19 |
1646 | I swear, I've never seen him before in my life. | 1.3207 | 0.03405 | 290 | 214 | 59 | 17 |
1647 | Looks like your claim about making it to the top isn’t the only urban legend around here. | 1.3206 | 0.03649 | 262 | 195 | 50 | 17 |
1648 | He asked me for my phone number | 1.3206 | 0.03246 | 287 | 207 | 68 | 12 |
1649 | If I have to say size doesn't matter one more time . . . | 1.3205 | 0.03994 | 234 | 177 | 39 | 18 |
1650 | I told you not to book an unlicensed Sherpa. | 1.3205 | 0.03637 | 259 | 192 | 51 | 16 |
1651 | He asked for a MAGA hat: he's a big fan of isolationism. | 1.3204 | 0.03417 | 284 | 209 | 59 | 16 |
1652 | He said the Starbucks is up ahead. | 1.3204 | 0.03453 | 284 | 210 | 57 | 17 |
1653 | You shouldn't have said that about his feet. | 1.3203 | 0.03550 | 281 | 210 | 52 | 19 |
1654 | Believe it Seth, you’re finally free to date that mermaid in 11b | 1.3203 | 0.03550 | 281 | 210 | 52 | 19 |
1655 | He's going back into hiding since there are more than enough people being abominable without him. | 1.3202 | 0.03902 | 253 | 193 | 39 | 21 |
1656 | Hunting Big Foot would be a lot easier if we weren't blind. | 1.3202 | 0.03861 | 253 | 192 | 41 | 20 |
1657 | I'm tired of your constant complaining, Richard. Either pick up the pace or we'll go on without you. | 1.3202 | 0.03738 | 253 | 189 | 47 | 17 |
1658 | Yeti, Schmeti... He said his name is Paul. | 1.3201 | 0.03684 | 278 | 211 | 45 | 22 |
1659 | George, I'd like to start seeing other people. | 1.3201 | 0.03313 | 278 | 201 | 65 | 12 |
1660 | I already asked. He said it’s faux fur. | 1.3200 | 0.03811 | 250 | 188 | 44 | 18 |
1661 | I'm leaving you because he validates my feelings. | 1.3200 | 0.03768 | 250 | 187 | 46 | 17 |
1662 | Thru-hikers are so intense. | 1.3199 | 0.03439 | 272 | 199 | 59 | 14 |
1663 | No, the most amazing part was finding myself. | 1.3198 | 0.03885 | 247 | 187 | 41 | 19 |
1664 | I tried to say "Happy New Year", but my yettish isn't very good. | 1.3197 | 0.03696 | 269 | 203 | 46 | 20 |
1665 | Let him go first. He was born here. | 1.3197 | 0.03832 | 244 | 183 | 44 | 17 |
1666 | I’m really not sure which of you is worse at asking for directions. | 1.3196 | 0.03360 | 291 | 214 | 61 | 16 |
1667 | I’m seeing somebody else. | 1.3195 | 0.03774 | 241 | 179 | 47 | 15 |
1668 | He said we can check in to his Airbnb any time now. | 1.3194 | 0.03597 | 263 | 195 | 52 | 16 |
1669 | I told you, Michael. He’s just an old friend. | 1.3194 | 0.03677 | 263 | 197 | 48 | 18 |
1670 | He says the coffee at the top is terrible. Let's turn back. | 1.3194 | 0.03432 | 263 | 191 | 60 | 12 |
1671 | Allen, I meant “abominable” in the best way possible! | 1.3194 | 0.03474 | 263 | 192 | 58 | 13 |
1672 | He thought we were from Publisher’s Clearing House | 1.3193 | 0.03899 | 238 | 179 | 42 | 17 |
1673 | I told you he'd be offended if you asked if he was 'for real.' | 1.3193 | 0.03334 | 285 | 208 | 63 | 14 |
1674 | That's nice of you to say, but if my husband was truly a legend, I wouldn't be the one asking you for directions. | 1.3193 | 0.03514 | 285 | 213 | 53 | 19 |
1675 | He might be abominable but that is no excuse to be rude! | 1.3192 | 0.03500 | 260 | 190 | 57 | 13 |
1676 | Of course he ignored us, he's an anti-social climber. | 1.3191 | 0.03610 | 282 | 213 | 48 | 21 |
1677 | No, I thought that you brought the phone. | 1.3191 | 0.03777 | 257 | 194 | 44 | 19 |
1678 | I don't know. He just gave me the cold shoulder | 1.3191 | 0.03612 | 257 | 190 | 52 | 15 |
1679 | No, he's on his way to Washington, D.C. to protest. President Trump just did away with the endangered species act. | 1.3190 | 0.03602 | 279 | 210 | 49 | 20 |
1680 | He said we have to contact his Agent for a picture. | 1.3190 | 0.03529 | 279 | 208 | 53 | 18 |
1681 | God, I hate how your mom follows us everywhere! | 1.3190 | 0.03873 | 232 | 173 | 44 | 15 |
1682 | He said there's nothing worth seeing up there. | 1.3189 | 0.03683 | 254 | 189 | 49 | 16 |
1683 | Sorry, that threw me for a minute. That was my ex. | 1.3189 | 0.03848 | 254 | 193 | 41 | 20 |
1684 | He's nothing but a show-off. Big foot, bigger ego. | 1.3189 | 0.03767 | 254 | 191 | 45 | 18 |
1685 | Nothing surprises me anymore. | 1.3189 | 0.03554 | 254 | 186 | 55 | 13 |
1686 | You want to know what's really abominable? Your readiness to judge based on appearance. | 1.3188 | 0.03629 | 276 | 208 | 48 | 20 |
1687 | I can't believe you said that. Now tell him you're sorry! | 1.3187 | 0.03467 | 273 | 201 | 57 | 15 |
1688 | I've met someone else. | 1.3187 | 0.03619 | 273 | 205 | 49 | 19 |
1689 | Uncle Bill loves to scare the crap out of mountain climbers. | 1.3186 | 0.03530 | 295 | 223 | 50 | 22 |
1690 | He doesn't believe there's an abominable president. | 1.3185 | 0.03914 | 248 | 189 | 39 | 20 |
1691 | I told him fur is murder and he just ignored me. | 1.3185 | 0.03655 | 248 | 183 | 51 | 14 |
1692 | Yeah....we met on tinder. | 1.3185 | 0.03493 | 270 | 199 | 56 | 15 |
1693 | Steve, we should have asked him for directions! HE looks like he knows where he's going... | 1.3185 | 0.03647 | 270 | 203 | 48 | 19 |
1694 | Would you believe, he asked me to go up to his place. | 1.3185 | 0.03609 | 270 | 202 | 50 | 18 |
1695 | Don't worry. He's just a manifestation of your oxygen deprivation. | 1.3185 | 0.03532 | 270 | 200 | 54 | 16 |
1696 | I bet you used the word 'abominable'" | 1.3185 | 0.03685 | 270 | 204 | 46 | 20 |
1697 | Puffy jackets are out. The Performance Fleece Onesie is the new must have. | 1.3184 | 0.03675 | 267 | 201 | 47 | 19 |
1698 | Who knew he'd be so sensitive about his body hair?! | 1.3184 | 0.03479 | 267 | 196 | 57 | 14 |
1699 | Hello? Would you mind taking a photo of us? | 1.3184 | 0.03637 | 267 | 200 | 49 | 18 |
1700 | I can't help but feel like I'm missing something big... | 1.3183 | 0.03373 | 289 | 213 | 60 | 16 |
1701 | Tesla stock down again? I bet next you’ll tell me Sasquatch is standing right behind me! | 1.3183 | 0.03373 | 289 | 213 | 60 | 16 |
1702 | He just wanted to make sure we weren't planning on staying and transforming the neighborhood into a hipster's paradise. | 1.3182 | 0.03433 | 286 | 212 | 57 | 17 |
1703 | Bill, I've met someone new. | 1.3182 | 0.03715 | 242 | 179 | 49 | 14 |
1704 | Maybe next time bring the camera instead of that damn hiking stick. | 1.3182 | 0.03379 | 264 | 191 | 62 | 11 |
1705 | We need to head back now! The hallucinations are getting worse. | 1.3182 | 0.03574 | 242 | 176 | 55 | 11 |
1706 | He's a myth, you're not. Suck it up and stop whining! | 1.3182 | 0.03607 | 286 | 217 | 47 | 22 |
1707 | I hope you know that without a selfie no one will believe us! | 1.3180 | 0.03599 | 283 | 214 | 48 | 21 |
1708 | It's not what you think... | 1.3180 | 0.03493 | 283 | 211 | 54 | 18 |
1709 | I knew the summit was at 8 thousand feet, but nobody told me they'd be BIG feet | 1.3180 | 0.03564 | 283 | 213 | 50 | 20 |
1710 | He'll guide us to the top, but we can't take pictures. | 1.3180 | 0.03421 | 283 | 209 | 58 | 16 |
1711 | Doesn't know, says he's from out-of-town. | 1.3180 | 0.03572 | 261 | 193 | 53 | 15 |
1712 | Let's just say, it's not just his foot that's big. | 1.3180 | 0.03888 | 261 | 201 | 37 | 23 |
1713 | He says we should have taken that left back at the Denny's. | 1.3178 | 0.03600 | 258 | 191 | 52 | 15 |
1714 | Quick, take a picture ... he didn't leave any foot prints! | 1.3178 | 0.03764 | 258 | 195 | 44 | 19 |
1715 | Abominable? Really, Jim? Really | 1.3178 | 0.03683 | 258 | 193 | 48 | 17 |
1716 | Please do hurry, James, he says the Starbucks closes in ten minutes. | 1.3178 | 0.03919 | 236 | 178 | 41 | 17 |
1717 | He isn't even TRYING to hide from us! I'm a little insulted. | 1.3178 | 0.03681 | 236 | 173 | 51 | 12 |
1718 | Don't be too hard on yourself George. I've just always been attracted to mysterious men. | 1.3177 | 0.03394 | 277 | 203 | 60 | 14 |
1719 | Dave, I told you not to talk about politics! | 1.3176 | 0.03671 | 255 | 190 | 49 | 16 |
1720 | If I ever get on Jeopardy this is definitely the story I’m telling Alex Trebek! | 1.3176 | 0.03907 | 233 | 175 | 42 | 16 |
1721 | I have to warn you: I'm just out of an abominable relationship. | 1.3176 | 0.03387 | 296 | 220 | 58 | 18 |
1722 | No,no...that's not him..I'm looking for the Adorable Snowman! | 1.3176 | 0.03584 | 296 | 226 | 46 | 24 |
1723 | He said he’ll appreciate it we just follow him on Twitter and/or Instagram. | 1.3175 | 0.03418 | 274 | 201 | 59 | 14 |
1724 | Your yodeling offended him. | 1.3175 | 0.03533 | 274 | 204 | 53 | 17 |
1725 | What did you say to him this time? | 1.3175 | 0.03657 | 252 | 187 | 50 | 15 |
1726 | Oh that’s Larry - he’s a bit of a local celebrity. | 1.3173 | 0.03442 | 271 | 199 | 58 | 14 |
1727 | I asked him if he was cold and he said "not yeti"! | 1.3173 | 0.03774 | 249 | 187 | 45 | 17 |
1728 | He said he'd take us as far as Yetisburg. | 1.3172 | 0.04074 | 227 | 173 | 36 | 18 |
1729 | Look, bigfoot- bigass- we all see things differently, Gary. Does it really matter?! We're lost! Don't you get that?! Let's just ask the guy, 'which way to the summit.' He seems like a local. He should know. | 1.3170 | 0.03574 | 265 | 197 | 52 | 16 |
1730 | Do I really have to be the one to ask him for directions?! | 1.3170 | 0.03881 | 265 | 205 | 36 | 24 |
1731 | Apparently he finds your puffy jacket abominable. | 1.3169 | 0.03483 | 284 | 212 | 54 | 18 |
1732 | He’s kind of sensitive about the back hair. | 1.3169 | 0.03553 | 284 | 214 | 50 | 20 |
1733 | You have some big shoes to fill now, Buster. | 1.3169 | 0.03702 | 243 | 180 | 49 | 14 |
1734 | He said that we are lost | 1.3169 | 0.03702 | 243 | 180 | 49 | 14 |
1735 | Who knows? He just wanted directions. | 1.3166 | 0.03671 | 259 | 194 | 48 | 17 |
1736 | With Amazon Prime, we get free Sherpa. | 1.3165 | 0.03421 | 278 | 205 | 58 | 15 |
1737 | I don't care that you two were frat brothers Larry, we are NOT staying in his cave! | 1.3165 | 0.03570 | 278 | 209 | 50 | 19 |
1738 | The moment Jill realizes that “cold weather shrinkage” might be a phenomenon unique to humans. | 1.3165 | 0.03904 | 237 | 179 | 41 | 17 |
1739 | Would Bigfoot ask to borrow a phone charger? | 1.3165 | 0.03858 | 237 | 178 | 43 | 16 |
1740 | Himalaya, if you know what I mean. | 1.3164 | 0.03658 | 256 | 191 | 49 | 16 |
1741 | Well... I do want to be taken higher. | 1.3164 | 0.03574 | 256 | 189 | 53 | 14 |
1742 | My Fitbit says 1,000 steps to the top. His says 250. Go figure. | 1.3164 | 0.03658 | 256 | 191 | 49 | 16 |
1743 | Yes, the tour guide is very experienced. | 1.3164 | 0.03446 | 275 | 203 | 57 | 15 |
1744 | “no, Ken - You’re abominable!” | 1.3164 | 0.03706 | 275 | 210 | 43 | 22 |
1745 | Does your father always have to take off his clothes when he feels hot? | 1.3162 | 0.03592 | 291 | 222 | 46 | 23 |
1746 | 'You know I've always wanted a REAL mountain man, Stan.' | 1.3161 | 0.03279 | 310 | 230 | 62 | 18 |
1747 | He said the guru is on the next mountain over. | 1.3160 | 0.03536 | 269 | 200 | 53 | 16 |
1748 | I promise, I'll never see him again! | 1.3160 | 0.03551 | 288 | 218 | 49 | 21 |
1749 | His name is Francis. You're the abominable one. | 1.3158 | 0.03543 | 285 | 215 | 50 | 20 |
1750 | You're nice but he's Bigfoot. I've been looking for him my whole life. | 1.3158 | 0.03563 | 266 | 198 | 52 | 16 |
1751 | Don't drag him into this. I left because YOU are the abominable one! | 1.3158 | 0.03868 | 266 | 206 | 36 | 24 |
1752 | Wow. That better be faux fur. | 1.3158 | 0.03792 | 247 | 186 | 44 | 17 |
1753 | He said, "I'm not the Bigfoot you're looking for," but that may have been just a Yeti mind trick. | 1.3156 | 0.03748 | 263 | 200 | 43 | 20 |
1754 | He says there's no Starbucks. | 1.3156 | 0.03670 | 263 | 198 | 47 | 18 |
1755 | He says he doesn’t want to be discovered. | 1.3156 | 0.03735 | 244 | 182 | 47 | 15 |
1756 | Nature sure does get interesting during these government shutdowns. | 1.3156 | 0.04038 | 244 | 189 | 33 | 22 |
1757 | Yes, I do feel sometimes like evolution has passed me by. | 1.3156 | 0.03597 | 244 | 179 | 53 | 12 |
1758 | He said he was going up for an iced coffee and asked me if I wanted anything. | 1.3154 | 0.03523 | 279 | 209 | 52 | 18 |
1759 | I won't tell if you won't tell. | 1.3154 | 0.03577 | 260 | 193 | 52 | 15 |
1760 | He said the nearest Starbuck's is two mountains to the left, and down about 4500 feet. | 1.3152 | 0.03586 | 276 | 208 | 49 | 19 |
1761 | He said he's never hiked here before, Yeti looks so familiar. | 1.3152 | 0.03646 | 257 | 192 | 49 | 16 |
1762 | No problem! He just wanted directions on how to get to Burning Man | 1.3152 | 0.03562 | 257 | 190 | 53 | 14 |
1763 | You know the old saying? It will never be the right place to tell you I found someone else. | 1.3152 | 0.03604 | 257 | 191 | 51 | 15 |
1764 | He just wanted to know who won the election. | 1.3152 | 0.03604 | 257 | 191 | 51 | 15 |
1765 | Sure you don't want to meet my Dad? | 1.3151 | 0.04068 | 238 | 184 | 33 | 21 |
1766 | He says he's king of the hill. | 1.3150 | 0.03499 | 273 | 203 | 54 | 16 |
1767 | If he really is so abominable, then why did he just compliment your jacket? | 1.3149 | 0.03686 | 235 | 173 | 50 | 12 |
1768 | The next stretch is a little hairy. | 1.3148 | 0.03365 | 270 | 197 | 61 | 12 |
1769 | No Doug, I haven't heard what they say about guys with big feet. | 1.3147 | 0.03532 | 286 | 216 | 50 | 20 |
1770 | Abomanable sex is still sex. | 1.3146 | 0.03707 | 267 | 203 | 44 | 20 |
1771 | Our Smartphone detox was your idea. | 1.3145 | 0.03989 | 248 | 192 | 34 | 22 |
1772 | And I say we follow him! | 1.3144 | 0.03456 | 264 | 194 | 57 | 13 |
1773 | He told me a little higher up there's a WALL to keep us out. | 1.3144 | 0.03812 | 264 | 203 | 39 | 22 |
1774 | I said to follow “Siri”, not “Yeti”! | 1.3143 | 0.03584 | 280 | 212 | 48 | 20 |
1775 | It'll be hard to follow in his footsteps. | 1.3143 | 0.03584 | 280 | 212 | 48 | 20 |
1776 | I told him I was seeing someone else. | 1.3143 | 0.03512 | 280 | 210 | 52 | 18 |
1777 | Honest, we're just friends. | 1.3142 | 0.03481 | 261 | 192 | 56 | 13 |
1778 | He's going to show us a shortcut. | 1.3141 | 0.03308 | 277 | 202 | 63 | 12 |
1779 | He's announced an exploratory committee for a presidential run in 2020. | 1.3141 | 0.03538 | 277 | 208 | 51 | 18 |
1780 | Quick, give him your business card. You are the manager of a Big and Tall store. | 1.3141 | 0.03463 | 277 | 206 | 55 | 16 |
1781 | He asked if he was near the top. I said "Not Yeti." | 1.3140 | 0.03571 | 293 | 224 | 46 | 23 |
1782 | But he called me, “Sheena of the Mountain;” you only call me a social climber. | 1.3140 | 0.03716 | 258 | 195 | 45 | 18 |
1783 | And when have you ever wanted to ask for directions? | 1.3140 | 0.03757 | 258 | 196 | 43 | 19 |
1784 | I hear the next stretch can get pretty hairy. | 1.3140 | 0.03420 | 258 | 188 | 59 | 11 |
1785 | Clothes optional from this point on. | 1.3137 | 0.03578 | 255 | 189 | 52 | 14 |
1786 | He's upset; he thought it was "abdominal." | 1.3137 | 0.03591 | 271 | 204 | 49 | 18 |
1787 | He's not mad. He just wants to be seen. | 1.3137 | 0.03475 | 271 | 201 | 55 | 15 |
1788 | I can’t believe you dropped the “A” bomb! | 1.3137 | 0.03552 | 271 | 203 | 51 | 17 |
1789 | You’re right. That is who I was making the sweater for. | 1.3136 | 0.03817 | 236 | 177 | 44 | 15 |
1790 | Don't be so sensitive! I just said he was a huge guy. | 1.3135 | 0.03735 | 252 | 190 | 45 | 17 |
1791 | He said our table will be ready in 5 minutes | 1.3135 | 0.03606 | 252 | 187 | 51 | 14 |
1792 | I don't think so...I heard him muttering that it was a long way to go just for some crappy star wars convention... | 1.3135 | 0.03649 | 252 | 188 | 49 | 15 |
1793 | Well if you hadn't called him 'The Abominable Slow Man'... | 1.3134 | 0.03695 | 268 | 204 | 44 | 20 |
1794 | Not a soul. You? | 1.3134 | 0.03618 | 268 | 202 | 48 | 18 |
1795 | Okay, so he says we took a wrong turn back at base camp. | 1.3134 | 0.03460 | 268 | 198 | 56 | 14 |
1796 | Sorry to drag you along for nothing ... he looked nothing like his tinder profile photo! | 1.3134 | 0.03769 | 268 | 206 | 40 | 22 |
1797 | But why do you trust his directions over mine? | 1.3133 | 0.03703 | 233 | 172 | 49 | 12 |
1798 | I'm leaving you Harry...for Hairy. | 1.3133 | 0.03766 | 249 | 188 | 44 | 17 |
1799 | You just HAD to say manscaping! | 1.3133 | 0.03634 | 249 | 185 | 50 | 14 |
1800 | See I told you...he said were going the wrong way! | 1.3132 | 0.03567 | 265 | 198 | 51 | 16 |
1801 | If I knew he was so sensitive about the size of his feet, I would have called him Sasquatch. | 1.3132 | 0.03527 | 265 | 197 | 53 | 15 |
1802 | He's not abominable at all. He's been very helpful. | 1.3132 | 0.03390 | 281 | 208 | 58 | 15 |
1803 | Is it just me or does he look much scarier on Instagram? | 1.3132 | 0.03537 | 281 | 212 | 50 | 19 |
1804 | Did you see that guy’s calves? | 1.3130 | 0.03635 | 262 | 197 | 48 | 17 |
1805 | Sorry, but I'm leaving you for someone more grounded and in touch with nature. | 1.3130 | 0.03675 | 262 | 198 | 46 | 18 |
1806 | HE SAID NEXT HE’S GOING TO FORD EVERY STREAM. | 1.3130 | 0.03594 | 262 | 196 | 50 | 16 |
1807 | I DIDN'T MEAN TO HURT HIS FEELINGS. WHAT DOES "ABOMINABLE" MEAN ANYWAY? | 1.3130 | 0.03635 | 262 | 197 | 48 | 17 |
1808 | Look, I know you said you’re good with anything, but I feel like I need to ask again. Are you sure you want to go to this orgy? | 1.3129 | 0.03563 | 278 | 210 | 49 | 19 |
1809 | I swear. Nothing happened! | 1.3129 | 0.03325 | 294 | 218 | 60 | 16 |
1810 | If he eats there, how bad can it be? | 1.3127 | 0.03496 | 259 | 191 | 55 | 13 |
1811 | Nice but a bit paranoid. How many people can be looking for him? | 1.3127 | 0.03663 | 259 | 195 | 47 | 17 |
1812 | Frankly, sometimes you're kind of abominable too, Greg. | 1.3127 | 0.03622 | 259 | 194 | 49 | 16 |
1813 | You called him Bigfoot?! | 1.3127 | 0.03663 | 259 | 195 | 47 | 17 |
1814 | He hasn’t seen him. | 1.3127 | 0.03581 | 259 | 193 | 51 | 15 |
1815 | He asked if you would wait for us here. | 1.3127 | 0.03439 | 275 | 204 | 56 | 15 |
1816 | He says we can get a signal up here. | 1.3127 | 0.03553 | 275 | 207 | 50 | 18 |
1817 | He says we can use the trails all we want, but his Himalaya Shutdown is going ahead no matter what. | 1.3125 | 0.03579 | 272 | 205 | 49 | 18 |
1818 | This is why we need immigration reform. | 1.3125 | 0.03691 | 272 | 208 | 43 | 21 |
1819 | He'll be right back; he left his iphone in the cave | 1.3125 | 0.03734 | 256 | 194 | 44 | 18 |
1820 | He said "Abominable is in the eye of the beholder." | 1.3123 | 0.03571 | 285 | 217 | 47 | 21 |
1821 | I think you insulted him when you said "I don't believe it!" | 1.3123 | 0.03529 | 269 | 201 | 52 | 16 |
1822 | Sorry, Topher, I need more mystery in a man. | 1.3123 | 0.03607 | 269 | 203 | 48 | 18 |
1823 | Wow, you really are never going to propose, are you? | 1.3121 | 0.03682 | 298 | 233 | 37 | 28 |
1824 | He's going back up. He thinks it's become abominable down here. | 1.3121 | 0.03597 | 282 | 215 | 46 | 21 |
1825 | 'He said walking sticks are for pussies.' | 1.3120 | 0.03434 | 266 | 196 | 57 | 13 |
1826 | Taking that gap year did a lot for his self-confidence.” | 1.3120 | 0.03750 | 266 | 204 | 41 | 21 |
1827 | I’m sorry but he just fulfills my fantasies more than you. | 1.3120 | 0.03824 | 266 | 206 | 37 | 23 |
1828 | You're smarter but he's got the edge in experience. | 1.3120 | 0.03837 | 250 | 191 | 40 | 19 |
1829 | I told you he was sensitive about his body hair, Greg! | 1.3120 | 0.03666 | 250 | 187 | 48 | 15 |
1830 | Bob, our mountain guide is a beast. There's no way we'll keep up. | 1.3118 | 0.03249 | 279 | 203 | 65 | 11 |
1831 | Oh yeah? Well, he's a lot less abominable than your "vacation" idea. | 1.3118 | 0.03588 | 279 | 212 | 47 | 20 |
1832 | He said his name is Harvey Weinstein. | 1.3118 | 0.03552 | 279 | 211 | 49 | 19 |
1833 | No, Mr. Insecure, I couldn't see how hung he is. | 1.3118 | 0.03764 | 279 | 217 | 37 | 25 |
1834 | With the furlough, he's had to pull double shifts to rescue hikers. | 1.3118 | 0.03818 | 263 | 203 | 38 | 22 |
1835 | It's a Yeti not a Yogi! Is it any wonder he goes out of his way to avoid people? | 1.3117 | 0.03466 | 247 | 180 | 57 | 10 |
1836 | “Size does matter - it’s true what they say about big feet." | 1.3116 | 0.03652 | 276 | 211 | 44 | 21 |
1837 | He said he preferred Saquatch, but if I can't spell it right, go with Bigfoot. | 1.3116 | 0.03311 | 276 | 202 | 62 | 12 |
1838 | Some call him Sasquatch, yeah, but us locals call him hairy naked Bill. | 1.3114 | 0.03466 | 289 | 218 | 52 | 19 |
1839 | This tourism on Everest is getting out of control. | 1.3114 | 0.03534 | 289 | 220 | 48 | 21 |
1840 | I didn't mean to hurt you, Larry. There's just something so indescribably sexy about a no-maintenance guy--no clothes, no chitchat, no toilet paper--nothing. | 1.3114 | 0.03568 | 273 | 206 | 49 | 18 |
1841 | We leave a bigger footprint than he does! | 1.3112 | 0.03455 | 286 | 215 | 53 | 18 |
1842 | Next time you hire a guide get a background search, this guy's abominable!” | 1.3111 | 0.03708 | 270 | 207 | 42 | 21 |
1843 | Funny how myths develop. Compared to you today, he wasn’t so abominable after all. | 1.3111 | 0.03438 | 270 | 200 | 56 | 14 |
1844 | I said call him Snowman - he hates 'Abominable.' | 1.3111 | 0.03671 | 270 | 206 | 44 | 20 |
1845 | And yeti seemed so nice. | 1.3110 | 0.03914 | 254 | 197 | 35 | 22 |
1846 | That's the last time I'll swipe right on a profile without a picture. | 1.3110 | 0.03586 | 283 | 216 | 46 | 21 |
1847 | Said he was out for some “me time” then just kept right on walking. | 1.3109 | 0.03836 | 238 | 180 | 42 | 16 |
1848 | He was heading down for groceries, but forgot his cell phone. | 1.3109 | 0.03339 | 267 | 195 | 61 | 11 |
1849 | Size matters. | 1.3109 | 0.03504 | 267 | 199 | 53 | 15 |
1850 | Ugh. Are you happy NOW that we deleted Facebook? Everyone would be so jealous right now. | 1.3108 | 0.03408 | 296 | 223 | 54 | 19 |
1851 | I haven't seen any footprints either. | 1.3108 | 0.03740 | 251 | 190 | 44 | 17 |
1852 | Can't be him. Feet are way too small. | 1.3108 | 0.03654 | 251 | 188 | 48 | 15 |
1853 | Big foot my ass!! You always change the subject when you’re caught! | 1.3108 | 0.03520 | 251 | 185 | 54 | 12 |
1854 | Relax, George. I just told him threesomes are not our cup of tea | 1.3106 | 0.03489 | 264 | 196 | 54 | 14 |
1855 | You've got some pretty big shoes to fill. | 1.3106 | 0.03651 | 264 | 200 | 46 | 18 |
1856 | I think he's Italian. I asked to get a selfie with him, and he kept saying "not yeti....not yeti" | 1.3106 | 0.03397 | 293 | 220 | 55 | 18 |
1857 | You just had to comment on his looks, didn't you? | 1.3105 | 0.03301 | 277 | 203 | 62 | 12 |
1858 | He said it hurts his feelings when we call him Abominable. | 1.3105 | 0.03379 | 277 | 205 | 58 | 14 |
1859 | I just told him to take a hike | 1.3103 | 0.03598 | 261 | 196 | 49 | 16 |
1860 | He says it's pronounced yeh--TEE. | 1.3103 | 0.03624 | 290 | 224 | 42 | 24 |
1861 | Well, you know what they say about men with big feet... | 1.3103 | 0.03558 | 290 | 222 | 46 | 22 |
1862 | Don't be so judgy. He looks mostly harmless and he is going our way. | 1.3102 | 0.03442 | 274 | 204 | 55 | 15 |
1863 | I spoke to the local and it seems we’ve been going the wrong way. | 1.3102 | 0.03713 | 245 | 184 | 46 | 15 |
1864 | People laugh, but you don't see him freezing out here. | 1.3101 | 0.03584 | 258 | 193 | 50 | 15 |
1865 | Actually, he seems indomitable. | 1.3101 | 0.03626 | 258 | 194 | 48 | 16 |
1866 | Staying warm must have been more important to him than evolution. | 1.3101 | 0.03584 | 258 | 193 | 50 | 15 |
1867 | Don't, he'll just use it for drugs. | 1.3100 | 0.03545 | 271 | 204 | 50 | 17 |
1868 | Actually, he was only mildly unpleasant. | 1.3099 | 0.03505 | 284 | 215 | 50 | 19 |
1869 | He says to please tell the world that they may be wide, but really they're just a size 9 1/2. | 1.3098 | 0.03482 | 255 | 188 | 55 | 12 |
1870 | He says he's not coming down until people get over the whole 'abominable' thing. | 1.3098 | 0.03482 | 255 | 188 | 55 | 12 |
1871 | He’s not just abominable, he’s rude! | 1.3097 | 0.04120 | 226 | 175 | 32 | 19 |
1872 | Clearly man is not on the ascent. | 1.3097 | 0.03493 | 268 | 200 | 53 | 15 |
1873 | Good job, guide! He said we should be on the mountain over there! | 1.3097 | 0.03687 | 268 | 205 | 43 | 20 |
1874 | I cant't believe you called him the "Y" word! | 1.3096 | 0.03681 | 239 | 178 | 48 | 13 |
1875 | Who invited your mother? | 1.3096 | 0.03740 | 281 | 219 | 37 | 25 |
1876 | He said there's a two hour wait. | 1.3096 | 0.03566 | 281 | 214 | 47 | 20 |
1877 | He said ' No pictures'. | 1.3095 | 0.03684 | 252 | 190 | 46 | 16 |
1878 | He recommends the fondue from the chalet on the left. | 1.3095 | 0.03641 | 252 | 189 | 48 | 15 |
1879 | He prefers Sasquatch. Says the mean kids stuck him with Big Foot. | 1.3094 | 0.03437 | 265 | 196 | 56 | 13 |
1880 | I wanted to be first, so we might as well go back. | 1.3094 | 0.03755 | 265 | 204 | 40 | 21 |
1881 | I told him to go get lost if he wants to preserve his reputation | 1.3094 | 0.03639 | 265 | 201 | 46 | 18 |
1882 | And of course now I realize we left the camera back in the tent! | 1.3094 | 0.03445 | 278 | 208 | 54 | 16 |
1883 | I envy his lack of gear. | 1.3094 | 0.03291 | 278 | 204 | 62 | 12 |
1884 | These new sunglasses really make a big difference. I'm seeing details I never noticed before. | 1.3094 | 0.03369 | 278 | 206 | 58 | 14 |
1885 | She’s a lot taller than I expected | 1.3094 | 0.03556 | 278 | 211 | 48 | 19 |
1886 | Way to go! You hurt his feelings. | 1.3094 | 0.03664 | 278 | 214 | 42 | 22 |
1887 | You wait here Jeremy, he wants to show me the view | 1.3092 | 0.03586 | 262 | 197 | 49 | 16 |
1888 | He claims to have been the president. | 1.3092 | 0.03823 | 262 | 203 | 37 | 22 |
1889 | He's not leaving any footprints! | 1.3092 | 0.03667 | 262 | 199 | 45 | 18 |
1890 | You go first, dear. | 1.3092 | 0.03545 | 262 | 196 | 51 | 15 |
1891 | He says not Yeti. | 1.3091 | 0.03508 | 275 | 207 | 51 | 17 |
1892 | Yeah, we can go on up, but I had to give him my Netflix passcode. | 1.3090 | 0.03434 | 288 | 217 | 53 | 18 |
1893 | He said to leave behind only a small carbon footprint. | 1.3090 | 0.03101 | 288 | 208 | 71 | 9 |
1894 | Really, he means nothing to me. | 1.3089 | 0.03488 | 259 | 192 | 54 | 13 |
1895 | I swear I’ve never seen him before! | 1.3089 | 0.03573 | 259 | 194 | 50 | 15 |
1896 | What do you want from me.....he was the only guide they had left! | 1.3088 | 0.03494 | 285 | 216 | 50 | 19 |
1897 | We’re friends on Instagram | 1.3088 | 0.03387 | 285 | 213 | 56 | 16 |
1898 | Abominable, shmabominable, at least he asks for directions. | 1.3088 | 0.03275 | 285 | 210 | 62 | 13 |
1899 | Honey, I really enjoyed the Pilates, the tapas dipped in flecks of gold, and the W.B. Yeats poetry, but I want someone more primitive. | 1.3086 | 0.03684 | 256 | 194 | 45 | 17 |
1900 | Apparently, they're very serious about casual Fridays. | 1.3085 | 0.03297 | 282 | 208 | 61 | 13 |
1901 | I told you the lack of oxygen does wonders for the imagination. | 1.3085 | 0.03297 | 282 | 208 | 61 | 13 |
1902 | It's Esteem Lacking Snow Person now. | 1.3083 | 0.03541 | 253 | 188 | 52 | 13 |
1903 | He says he's got wi-fi | 1.3083 | 0.03672 | 253 | 191 | 46 | 16 |
1904 | This guide was highly rated on Yelp! | 1.3083 | 0.03508 | 266 | 199 | 52 | 15 |
1905 | Shhhh, shhhhh, there goes my ex. | 1.3082 | 0.03617 | 279 | 214 | 44 | 21 |
1906 | He’s just trying to find himself. | 1.3080 | 0.03699 | 237 | 177 | 47 | 13 |
1907 | No Harvey, he's just an old college friend! | 1.3080 | 0.03655 | 263 | 200 | 45 | 18 |
1908 | I'll admit Gary's a little grumpy in the mornings, but i wouldn't call him abominable... | 1.3080 | 0.03572 | 276 | 210 | 47 | 19 |
1909 | He wanted to know if i've seen his polar bear | 1.3080 | 0.03572 | 276 | 210 | 47 | 19 |
1910 | That's my guide. Thank god for Google Translate. | 1.3080 | 0.03281 | 289 | 214 | 61 | 14 |
1911 | He said the "23andMe" thing is baloney. | 1.3079 | 0.03289 | 302 | 226 | 59 | 17 |
1912 | No, I don't think he saw us. | 1.3077 | 0.03484 | 273 | 205 | 52 | 16 |
1913 | He's a great guide, just no photo ops. | 1.3077 | 0.03561 | 273 | 207 | 48 | 18 |
1914 | Should we ask him to take our picture? | 1.3077 | 0.03597 | 247 | 184 | 50 | 13 |
1915 | The all-knowing Guru on top of the mountain? He said he ate him. | 1.3077 | 0.03642 | 247 | 185 | 48 | 14 |
1916 | Could you hold up for a bit and give us some space? | 1.3077 | 0.03523 | 273 | 206 | 50 | 17 |
1917 | I'm sick and tired of living your fantasies | 1.3077 | 0.03523 | 273 | 206 | 50 | 17 |
1918 | Let’s see if he will take our photo. | 1.3077 | 0.03444 | 299 | 228 | 50 | 21 |
1919 | I know you warned me but he's still my Dad! | 1.3077 | 0.03561 | 273 | 207 | 48 | 18 |
1920 | Actually he was quite pleasant . . . amiable, certainly not abominable. | 1.3074 | 0.03400 | 283 | 212 | 55 | 16 |
1921 | You said you wanted to meet my parents, right? | 1.3074 | 0.03266 | 270 | 197 | 63 | 10 |
1922 | Yeah. He won’t do any free sightings. He’s going to wait out the shutdown. | 1.3074 | 0.03626 | 270 | 206 | 45 | 19 |
1923 | I told you before, size doesn’t matter! | 1.3074 | 0.03459 | 257 | 190 | 55 | 12 |
1924 | He says he needs to get home in time for Dancing with the Stars. | 1.3071 | 0.03570 | 280 | 214 | 46 | 20 |
1925 | He says it's at least another mile and honestly I'm like, how amazing is it ACTUALLY gonna be? | 1.3071 | 0.03655 | 241 | 180 | 48 | 13 |
1926 | He hit on me, some line about big feet. | 1.3071 | 0.03794 | 241 | 183 | 42 | 16 |
1927 | I'm keeping my name professionally but, yeah, officially it's Karen Bragin-Yeti. | 1.3071 | 0.03794 | 241 | 183 | 42 | 16 |
1928 | Maybe you shouldn't have called him "abominable" to his face. | 1.3070 | 0.03993 | 228 | 175 | 36 | 17 |
1929 | The Abominable Snowman isn't coming down with us. He's feels the abominable creature we've elected is already one too many. | 1.3069 | 0.03524 | 277 | 210 | 49 | 18 |
1930 | How could you? You know he's sensitive to the use of the "A" word! | 1.3069 | 0.03372 | 277 | 206 | 57 | 14 |
1931 | I told you we should have brought our camera. He only wanted $5 for a selfie with him. | 1.3068 | 0.03732 | 251 | 191 | 43 | 17 |
1932 | He's half the man and twice the beast that you are. | 1.3066 | 0.03330 | 287 | 214 | 58 | 15 |
1933 | How rude of you! He only asked for directions. | 1.3066 | 0.03550 | 274 | 208 | 48 | 18 |
1934 | You go. I want to be found. | 1.3066 | 0.03435 | 274 | 205 | 54 | 15 |
1935 | Yes, and it was the best I ever had ! | 1.3066 | 0.03624 | 274 | 210 | 44 | 20 |
1936 | He said there's a Starbucks just over the next ridge. | 1.3065 | 0.03672 | 261 | 199 | 44 | 18 |
1937 | His unicorn got away. He's wondering if you've seen it. | 1.3065 | 0.03507 | 261 | 195 | 52 | 14 |
1938 | He said we are on the wrong path to enlightenment. | 1.3065 | 0.03672 | 261 | 199 | 44 | 18 |
1939 | He says the view is so-so. | 1.3063 | 0.03390 | 284 | 213 | 55 | 16 |
1940 | he said, nothing to see up there... | 1.3063 | 0.03576 | 271 | 206 | 47 | 18 |
1941 | He said there’s nothing interesting to see up there. | 1.3063 | 0.03380 | 271 | 201 | 57 | 13 |
1942 | What did he mean when he said we'll be late for dinner? | 1.3062 | 0.03660 | 258 | 196 | 45 | 17 |
1943 | Nothing three or four episodes of "Queer eye" wouldn't take care of... | 1.3062 | 0.03576 | 258 | 194 | 49 | 15 |
1944 | He suggested we try the ascent tomorrow; conditions today are abominable. | 1.3062 | 0.03404 | 258 | 190 | 57 | 11 |
1945 | He told me he's lost | 1.3061 | 0.03415 | 294 | 223 | 52 | 19 |
1946 | This is where we part ways. | 1.3060 | 0.03338 | 281 | 209 | 58 | 14 |
1947 | You just had to tell him that he isn’t wearing pants, | 1.3060 | 0.03603 | 268 | 204 | 46 | 18 |
1948 | I know he's experienced, but what are his references? | 1.3060 | 0.03445 | 268 | 200 | 54 | 14 |
1949 | He said there's nothing of note up there, so we might as well give up on finding anything interesting. This whole trip was a waste of time! | 1.3059 | 0.03647 | 255 | 193 | 46 | 16 |
1950 | YOU wanted to hire a GUIDE, so we are going to follow HIM! | 1.3059 | 0.03731 | 255 | 195 | 42 | 18 |
1951 | Yeah, I saw it!--Must be the latest from Patagonia. | 1.3058 | 0.03607 | 291 | 226 | 41 | 24 |
1952 | I have a feeling we ain't seen nothing yeti. | 1.3058 | 0.03438 | 278 | 209 | 53 | 16 |
1953 | I'll never let you set me up on a blind date again! | 1.3058 | 0.03586 | 278 | 213 | 45 | 20 |
1954 | See? I told you he’d lap us again. | 1.3057 | 0.03592 | 265 | 201 | 47 | 17 |
1955 | He just said we should be careful, you never know what creatures are walking around up here. | 1.3057 | 0.03470 | 265 | 198 | 53 | 14 |
1956 | I told you he was easily offended. | 1.3057 | 0.03387 | 265 | 196 | 57 | 12 |
1957 | He keeps saying it's just a little bit farther, just over that hill, and he'll show us something really cool! | 1.3056 | 0.03392 | 288 | 217 | 54 | 17 |
1958 | It will be a more pleasant climb if you stay down wind from him | 1.3055 | 0.03347 | 311 | 237 | 53 | 21 |
1959 | Don’t worry Jim, he has a 5-star Airbnb experience rating | 1.3055 | 0.03463 | 275 | 207 | 52 | 16 |
1960 | He's part of the nudist colony just off the trail. | 1.3055 | 0.03538 | 275 | 209 | 48 | 18 |
1961 | Are you sure he's a local? | 1.3055 | 0.03576 | 275 | 210 | 46 | 19 |
1962 | He doesn't look as big in person. | 1.3054 | 0.03103 | 298 | 218 | 69 | 11 |
1963 | Ohh...hello dear, it isnt how it looks | 1.3053 | 0.03579 | 262 | 198 | 48 | 16 |
1964 | He's still mad about getting no credit from Hillary on Everest. | 1.3053 | 0.03777 | 262 | 203 | 38 | 21 |
1965 | He's always in a mood during tourist season. | 1.3053 | 0.03268 | 285 | 211 | 61 | 13 |
1966 | Post-impeachment, he just wants to be left alone. | 1.3051 | 0.03449 | 272 | 204 | 53 | 15 |
1967 | The one time you ask for directions...and it's from a Yeti. | 1.3051 | 0.03565 | 272 | 207 | 47 | 18 |
1968 | Hey, he knows a short cut. | 1.3051 | 0.03246 | 272 | 199 | 63 | 10 |
1969 | He may look like a veteran hiker, but he’s just a Wookie. | 1.3051 | 0.03677 | 272 | 210 | 41 | 21 |
1970 | You might as well turn back. There's really nothing to see up there. | 1.3051 | 0.03371 | 295 | 223 | 54 | 18 |
1971 | He won't let us pass due to the shutdown | 1.3050 | 0.03886 | 259 | 203 | 33 | 23 |
1972 | He exposed himself and all you could do was take a photo!? | 1.3050 | 0.03565 | 259 | 195 | 49 | 15 |
1973 | I’m leaving you. He really knows how to make me peak. | 1.3049 | 0.03780 | 246 | 188 | 41 | 17 |
1974 | All he said was, 'I want to be alone'. | 1.3049 | 0.03601 | 246 | 184 | 49 | 13 |
1975 | Was that the Dos Equis guy? | 1.3048 | 0.03592 | 269 | 205 | 46 | 18 |
1976 | He says it’s too damn hot and come back after we stop global warming. | 1.3048 | 0.03434 | 269 | 201 | 54 | 14 |
1977 | All I did was to ask him if he thought global warming was fake news. | 1.3048 | 0.03474 | 269 | 202 | 52 | 15 |
1978 | Let him lead he knows the neighborhood | 1.3047 | 0.03273 | 279 | 206 | 61 | 12 |
1979 | But he swears he knows this trail like the back of his foot. | 1.3045 | 0.03237 | 289 | 214 | 62 | 13 |
1980 | He said “Follow me if you want to see something really interesting”. | 1.3045 | 0.03487 | 289 | 221 | 48 | 20 |
1981 | This is where Biggie and I leave you. | 1.3043 | 0.03270 | 299 | 224 | 59 | 16 |
1982 | I guess it’s true what they say - Bigfoot, big... | 1.3043 | 0.03790 | 253 | 195 | 39 | 19 |
1983 | He says his name is "Tom", he's currently unattached, and his brothers are all tall too - oh, and he hates having his picture taken... | 1.3043 | 0.03397 | 253 | 186 | 57 | 10 |
1984 | He said there are no facilities past this point | 1.3043 | 0.03338 | 299 | 226 | 55 | 18 |
1985 | And yet i still don't believe | 1.3043 | 0.03452 | 276 | 208 | 52 | 16 |
1986 | Of course he resents being called Abominable." | 1.3043 | 0.03527 | 276 | 210 | 48 | 18 |
1987 | He says he has a higher calling.... | 1.3043 | 0.03601 | 276 | 212 | 44 | 20 |
1988 | He’s running for President. | 1.3042 | 0.03615 | 286 | 222 | 41 | 23 |
1989 | I'm telling you--Cross Fit. | 1.3042 | 0.03357 | 263 | 194 | 58 | 11 |
1990 | He said, "Frosty's a snowman. I'm a yeti." | 1.3040 | 0.03477 | 273 | 206 | 51 | 16 |
1991 | We've just been ignored by a Yeti, Josh. Makes me feel, well, abominable, actually. | 1.3040 | 0.03515 | 273 | 207 | 49 | 17 |
1992 | It is your behavior that I find abominable! | 1.3040 | 0.03477 | 273 | 206 | 51 | 16 |
1993 | The Contiki website said he’s an abominable tour guide, but so far I’d say he’s been great! | 1.3040 | 0.03649 | 250 | 189 | 46 | 15 |
1994 | Wouldn't you know, the selfie was all blurry. | 1.3039 | 0.03393 | 283 | 213 | 54 | 16 |
1995 | It’s his mountain. I’m not going to drop in without a gift. | 1.3039 | 0.03466 | 283 | 215 | 50 | 18 |
1996 | We talked, but even his words were blurry and ambiguous. | 1.3038 | 0.03511 | 260 | 195 | 51 | 14 |
1997 | He said cell reception was better near the top. | 1.3038 | 0.03511 | 260 | 195 | 51 | 14 |
1998 | "I know I recognize him from somewhere, but I just can't put my finger on it. | 1.3037 | 0.03656 | 270 | 208 | 42 | 20 |
1999 | He says he’s building a wall. | 1.3037 | 0.03580 | 270 | 206 | 46 | 18 |
2000 | Please tell me it's Halloween and that's your very large friend wearing a costume. | 1.3037 | 0.03258 | 270 | 198 | 62 | 10 |
2001 | You've really offended him Bill. You just don't call a Yeti Bigfoot | 1.3036 | 0.03811 | 247 | 190 | 39 | 18 |
2002 | These days I never know what to believe | 1.3036 | 0.03542 | 247 | 184 | 51 | 12 |
2003 | Yeah, well, I can't help his language skills, but he's still the guide. | 1.3036 | 0.03542 | 247 | 184 | 51 | 12 |
2004 | No John, he doesn't have a big dick | 1.3036 | 0.03500 | 303 | 235 | 44 | 24 |
2005 | Come on Todd, I may be blind but my nose works. | 1.3036 | 0.03599 | 280 | 216 | 43 | 21 |
2006 | Okay, I have been seeing someone else." | 1.3036 | 0.03417 | 280 | 211 | 53 | 16 |
2007 | See, I told you fur was in again. | 1.3036 | 0.03263 | 280 | 207 | 61 | 12 |
2008 | It's been downhill with us for so long, I just need a change. | 1.3035 | 0.03705 | 257 | 197 | 42 | 18 |
2009 | "He prefers Melvin to Sasquatch. But he'll answer to Bigfoot." | 1.3034 | 0.03153 | 290 | 213 | 66 | 11 |
2010 | He says he wants to clean up a little first. | 1.3034 | 0.03407 | 267 | 199 | 55 | 13 |
2011 | I think we’ve discovered who’s really abominable here—and I’m pressing on with the yeti. | 1.3034 | 0.03448 | 267 | 200 | 53 | 14 |
2012 | I actually think his feet are the perfect size for his body. | 1.3033 | 0.03295 | 300 | 226 | 57 | 17 |
2013 | I'm not afraid but... I'll race you to the bottom... | 1.3032 | 0.03364 | 277 | 207 | 56 | 14 |
2014 | Yeah, well the stench is real too. I'm heading back. | 1.3031 | 0.03777 | 254 | 196 | 39 | 19 |
2015 | You hired him as our guide so who's the neanderthal really? | 1.3031 | 0.03651 | 254 | 193 | 45 | 16 |
2016 | Who knew we’d run in to the next GOP Presidential candidate up here! | 1.3031 | 0.03735 | 254 | 195 | 41 | 18 |
2017 | I don't know what's worse--me running out of water or you running out of photo storage space on your iPhone. | 1.3031 | 0.03651 | 254 | 193 | 45 | 16 |
2018 | I TOLD YOU he wouldn't want to take a selfie! | 1.3031 | 0.03608 | 254 | 192 | 47 | 15 |
2019 | He said, "46 and half, triple E." | 1.3031 | 0.03431 | 287 | 218 | 51 | 18 |
2020 | Suddenly me not having a razor for a week doesn't seem so bad, huh? | 1.3030 | 0.03432 | 264 | 197 | 54 | 13 |
2021 | He is less abominable where it counts ... good bye and good luck. | 1.3029 | 0.03654 | 274 | 212 | 41 | 21 |
2022 | He asked for my number then remembered he left his phone in his cave. | 1.3029 | 0.03427 | 274 | 206 | 53 | 15 |
2023 | He Said, "No Habla Ingles!" | 1.3029 | 0.03580 | 274 | 210 | 45 | 19 |
2024 | Wow. I guess it's really true what they say about a man who has a big foot". | 1.3029 | 0.03348 | 274 | 204 | 57 | 13 |
2025 | You don’t always get to choose your mentor in life, Jason. | 1.3027 | 0.03623 | 261 | 199 | 45 | 17 |
2026 | Yes, Brad! I’m going with the yeti. | 1.3027 | 0.03623 | 261 | 199 | 45 | 17 |
2027 | He may know the mountain but that doesn't mean we should follow him | 1.3027 | 0.03499 | 261 | 196 | 51 | 14 |
2028 | I think he said we're near the top, but his accent is abominable. | 1.3027 | 0.03541 | 261 | 197 | 49 | 15 |
2029 | He wanted to know what 'abominable' means. | 1.3027 | 0.03623 | 261 | 199 | 45 | 17 |
2030 | His daughter lost a mitten yesterday, he's just out checking everywhere. | 1.3025 | 0.03288 | 314 | 239 | 55 | 20 |
2031 | Yeti, schmeti, I say let’s follow him! | 1.3025 | 0.03480 | 281 | 214 | 49 | 18 |
2032 | So sorry John. I'm in love with him. We're going to meet his mom. | 1.3025 | 0.03552 | 281 | 216 | 45 | 20 |
2033 | He said, "Google Earth can just leave me the hell alone." | 1.3023 | 0.03319 | 301 | 228 | 55 | 18 |
2034 | Oh stop. You just have footprint envy. | 1.3022 | 0.03557 | 268 | 204 | 47 | 17 |
2035 | He said he's a local but I'd feel more comfortable looking it up on Waze. | 1.3022 | 0.03579 | 278 | 214 | 44 | 20 |
2036 | Every day about this time. He has quite a commute. | 1.3022 | 0.03354 | 278 | 208 | 56 | 14 |
2037 | I bet that guy knows something we don't. | 1.3022 | 0.03236 | 278 | 205 | 62 | 11 |
2038 | He's actually sort of likable. | 1.3021 | 0.03707 | 235 | 177 | 45 | 13 |
2039 | He would come down more often but people keep talking about his feet. | 1.3021 | 0.03313 | 288 | 216 | 57 | 15 |
2040 | He says he has to get back to the White House. | 1.3020 | 0.03602 | 298 | 234 | 38 | 26 |
2041 | Looks easier without a backpack. | 1.3020 | 0.03681 | 255 | 195 | 43 | 17 |
2042 | I know it’s Trump, it said it was the greatest abdominal snowman. | 1.3020 | 0.03722 | 255 | 196 | 41 | 18 |
2043 | He says the mountain is calling, but so is nature. | 1.3019 | 0.03462 | 265 | 199 | 52 | 14 |
2044 | He asked if Trump was still alive. | 1.3018 | 0.03605 | 275 | 212 | 43 | 20 |
2045 | No! We cannot go to his place for “drinks.” | 1.3018 | 0.03298 | 275 | 204 | 59 | 12 |
2046 | It's over. I'm leaving you to start a new life with Jeffrey! | 1.3018 | 0.03551 | 285 | 220 | 44 | 21 |
2047 | He packed NONE of his waste out of base camp. Talk about abominable! | 1.3018 | 0.03298 | 285 | 213 | 58 | 14 |
2048 | You see, I told you my dad could keep up with us. | 1.3018 | 0.03516 | 285 | 219 | 46 | 20 |
2049 | He’s harmless; he just wants trail mix.” | 1.3017 | 0.03680 | 242 | 183 | 45 | 14 |
2050 | He's one of the locals. | 1.3016 | 0.03624 | 252 | 191 | 46 | 15 |
2051 | These Virtual Reality sunglasses are really fantastic! | 1.3016 | 0.03445 | 252 | 187 | 54 | 11 |
2052 | He said we're still about 1,000 big feet away from the peak | 1.3015 | 0.03445 | 262 | 196 | 53 | 13 |
2053 | I kinda like my men hairy... | 1.3015 | 0.03403 | 262 | 195 | 55 | 12 |
2054 | It gets pretty hairy from here. | 1.3015 | 0.03652 | 262 | 201 | 43 | 18 |
2055 | I told you not to call him abominable! | 1.3015 | 0.03611 | 262 | 200 | 45 | 17 |
2056 | He says the bathrooms are closed due to the Trump shut down . | 1.3015 | 0.03519 | 272 | 207 | 48 | 17 |
2057 | Is he gone? Phew...we used to date. It did NOT end well. | 1.3015 | 0.03480 | 272 | 206 | 50 | 16 |
2058 | He’s invited us to dinner. | 1.3013 | 0.03804 | 239 | 183 | 40 | 16 |
2059 | ...he said he’s pissed off...his 23andMe came back and he’s related to Elizabeth Warren... | 1.3013 | 0.03850 | 239 | 184 | 38 | 17 |
2060 | He just asked to use my phone for a selfie as he’s not sure he really exists. | 1.3012 | 0.03556 | 259 | 196 | 48 | 15 |
2061 | All the money we spent on gear and we still can't keep up with him. | 1.3011 | 0.03584 | 269 | 206 | 45 | 18 |
2062 | No - It's his cousin The Respectable Yeti | 1.3011 | 0.03426 | 269 | 202 | 53 | 14 |
2063 | The only thing abominable here is your lack of sensitivity. | 1.3011 | 0.03506 | 269 | 204 | 49 | 16 |
2064 | It’s over, I swear! I ‘m pretty sure he’ll just walk away and I’ll never see him again. | 1.3011 | 0.03584 | 269 | 206 | 45 | 18 |
2065 | I told him: "Long-term commitment or take a hike!" | 1.3011 | 0.03506 | 269 | 204 | 49 | 16 |
2066 | Ugh, I told you there'd be tourists. | 1.3011 | 0.03584 | 269 | 206 | 45 | 18 |
2067 | He's upset that no-one ever mentions his calves. | 1.3011 | 0.03494 | 279 | 213 | 48 | 18 |
2068 | He's just not that into you. | 1.3010 | 0.03339 | 289 | 218 | 55 | 16 |
2069 | So... There is a Mar-a-Largo Himalaya. | 1.3008 | 0.03930 | 236 | 183 | 35 | 18 |
2070 | For crying out loud, George. It's Yeti, not Abominable Snowman! You're being terribly insensitive. | 1.3008 | 0.03683 | 246 | 187 | 44 | 15 |
2071 | You'll never guess who I ran into! | 1.3008 | 0.03408 | 256 | 190 | 55 | 11 |
2072 | I'm done Mark — I get that your Dad is a nature person, but he needs to put some clothes on. | 1.3008 | 0.03497 | 256 | 192 | 51 | 13 |
2073 | He looks less abominable in person. | 1.3008 | 0.03668 | 256 | 196 | 43 | 17 |
2074 | Because when you lead you get distracted and--look at me--and something inevitably gets missed. | 1.3008 | 0.03612 | 266 | 204 | 44 | 18 |
2075 | Sasquatch has a point Bob, Trump clearly personifies the fatal flaws in postmodern social constructivist thinking..! | 1.3007 | 0.03482 | 276 | 210 | 49 | 17 |
2076 | He thinks you are abominable. | 1.3007 | 0.03325 | 286 | 215 | 56 | 15 |
2077 | Abominable"? Really? You can be so insensitive sometimes | 1.3004 | 0.03675 | 223 | 166 | 47 | 10 |
2078 | We've got to stop meeting like this. I think he's suspicious. | 1.3004 | 0.03773 | 233 | 177 | 42 | 14 |
2079 | He had a thick accent but I think he said that we are ducked. | 1.3004 | 0.03667 | 243 | 184 | 45 | 14 |
2080 | He wants a mate but I told him I couldn't cook. | 1.3004 | 0.03518 | 263 | 199 | 49 | 15 |
2081 | He wanted to be a guide on Mt. Rainier, but couldn't get a visa. | 1.3004 | 0.03559 | 263 | 200 | 47 | 16 |
2082 | He’s my friend so get over it. | 1.3004 | 0.03269 | 273 | 202 | 60 | 11 |
2083 | He's just got a bad rep. He's actually quite a conversationalist. | 1.3004 | 0.03351 | 273 | 204 | 56 | 13 |
2084 | It was YOUR idea to build a snowman. All I did was splice some genes to make it happen. | 1.3004 | 0.03391 | 273 | 205 | 54 | 14 |
2085 | He forgot the keys. | 1.3004 | 0.03469 | 273 | 207 | 50 | 16 |
2086 | He says we misunderstood. The yogi is on the other mountain. | 1.3000 | 0.03484 | 280 | 214 | 48 | 18 |
2087 | He’s cooler than you’d expect. | 1.3000 | 0.03207 | 270 | 198 | 63 | 9 |
2088 | where did you get this guide | 1.3000 | 0.03827 | 260 | 204 | 34 | 22 |
2089 | He'll be back when he meets his daily step goal. | 1.3000 | 0.03856 | 230 | 176 | 39 | 15 |
2090 | He was the last Sherpa available but so far he's been great. | 1.2997 | 0.03204 | 307 | 231 | 60 | 16 |
2091 | He said no selfie's, but you just couldn't let it go! | 1.2997 | 0.03424 | 287 | 219 | 50 | 18 |
2092 | Why do you lash out at every guy with bigger feet? | 1.2996 | 0.03357 | 267 | 199 | 56 | 12 |
2093 | But he said it’s quicker than going through the valley. | 1.2996 | 0.03639 | 267 | 206 | 42 | 19 |
2094 | He's not afraid of us personally, but he thinks it's an I.R.S. audit. | 1.2996 | 0.03560 | 267 | 204 | 46 | 17 |
2095 | He said he just wanted to know if it was 2020 yet. | 1.2996 | 0.03440 | 267 | 201 | 52 | 14 |
2096 | He doesn't want to be called fake news anymore. | 1.2996 | 0.03827 | 267 | 211 | 32 | 24 |
2097 | Anywhere he wants to. | 1.2996 | 0.03738 | 257 | 199 | 39 | 19 |
2098 | He said, 'Baby it's cold outside...' | 1.2996 | 0.03486 | 257 | 193 | 51 | 13 |
2099 | Your wife looks pissed! | 1.2996 | 0.03656 | 257 | 197 | 43 | 17 |
2100 | What's abominable is your attitude!! | 1.2996 | 0.03697 | 257 | 198 | 41 | 18 |
2101 | He’s really serious about the Paleo diet; I see him hiking this hill everyday. | 1.2996 | 0.03572 | 257 | 195 | 47 | 15 |
2102 | He wants to know if Robert Mueller has been asking for him. | 1.2996 | 0.03776 | 237 | 181 | 41 | 15 |
2103 | You know, if we weren't blind maybe we could find big foot | 1.2993 | 0.03448 | 284 | 217 | 49 | 18 |
2104 | He said we can come up but not yeti. | 1.2993 | 0.03380 | 274 | 206 | 54 | 14 |
2105 | I'm sorry, Jason, but I have to follow my heart. | 1.2992 | 0.03627 | 264 | 203 | 43 | 18 |
2106 | It was just a coincidence! I am not obsessed with him! | 1.2992 | 0.03547 | 264 | 201 | 47 | 16 |
2107 | Hi - I just met the nicest guy. Local fella. Says he owns a restaurant up top. Invited us to stop by. | 1.2992 | 0.03627 | 264 | 203 | 43 | 18 |
2108 | He says he used to be President of the United States but was found to be abominable. | 1.2992 | 0.03745 | 264 | 206 | 37 | 21 |
2109 | He seemed super relatable until he made me sign an N.D.A. | 1.2992 | 0.03506 | 264 | 200 | 49 | 15 |
2110 | What guy? | 1.2992 | 0.03556 | 254 | 192 | 48 | 14 |
2111 | Sorry Jim but if I have to live with an abominable man, size matters! | 1.2992 | 0.03727 | 254 | 196 | 40 | 18 |
2112 | He said he was doing research on, “The Ascent of Man.” | 1.2990 | 0.03355 | 291 | 221 | 53 | 17 |
2113 | Not to worry, he was just asking for directions. | 1.2989 | 0.03399 | 281 | 213 | 52 | 16 |
2114 | I'm sorry but my foot fetish is bigger than both of us. | 1.2989 | 0.03361 | 281 | 212 | 54 | 15 |
2115 | He says his real name is "Abdominal" | 1.2989 | 0.03674 | 271 | 211 | 39 | 21 |
2116 | No footprints! So he’s not real, and we’re not, either! | 1.2989 | 0.03533 | 261 | 198 | 48 | 15 |
2117 | Well, how would you feel if someone called you 'Abominable'? | 1.2989 | 0.03696 | 261 | 202 | 40 | 19 |
2118 | Good thing we made reservations. He said it's always crowded at peak times. | 1.2989 | 0.03362 | 261 | 194 | 56 | 11 |
2119 | He was surprisingly articulate. | 1.2989 | 0.03448 | 261 | 196 | 52 | 13 |
2120 | He said, 'Tell Trump he better start worrying about global warming or he'll quickly learn who's actually abominable.' | 1.2988 | 0.03672 | 251 | 192 | 43 | 16 |
2121 | He said he didn't have a watch. | 1.2988 | 0.03715 | 251 | 193 | 41 | 17 |
2122 | So now what? | 1.2988 | 0.03715 | 251 | 193 | 41 | 17 |
2123 | He said he's sorry, he loves you, but it's over. You can keep the stick. | 1.2988 | 0.03776 | 241 | 185 | 40 | 16 |
2124 | He said he’s tired of waiting for the Uber. | 1.2987 | 0.03402 | 298 | 229 | 49 | 20 |
2125 | Wait a half hour before using the bathroom after him. | 1.2986 | 0.03449 | 288 | 221 | 48 | 19 |
2126 | I TOLD you, NO politics. | 1.2986 | 0.03378 | 288 | 219 | 52 | 17 |
2127 | I feel like we're missing something. | 1.2986 | 0.03378 | 288 | 219 | 52 | 17 |
2128 | We may have named him Yeti, but he prefers Bob. | 1.2986 | 0.03346 | 278 | 209 | 55 | 14 |
2129 | It's over, Brad. Squatch is giving us a minute to say farewell. | 1.2986 | 0.03498 | 278 | 213 | 47 | 18 |
2130 | I would never have believed it. A harrier butt than yours does exist. | 1.2985 | 0.03509 | 268 | 204 | 48 | 16 |
2131 | He thinks we should start seeing other people | 1.2984 | 0.03725 | 258 | 200 | 39 | 19 |
2132 | The guide reviews in Trip Advisor said that Yeti is not much of a talker but he knows his way around the mountain. | 1.2984 | 0.03474 | 258 | 194 | 51 | 13 |
2133 | Just because it looks like he might make it all the way to the top, doesn't mean we have to follow him Dan. | 1.2984 | 0.03517 | 258 | 195 | 49 | 14 |
2134 | He said we are welcome to stay but the toilets are overflowing because of the shutdown. | 1.2984 | 0.03643 | 258 | 198 | 43 | 17 |
2135 | Ah-Yeah, I think he knows the mountain a little better than that sherpa you wanted to hire. | 1.2984 | 0.03520 | 248 | 186 | 50 | 12 |
2136 | I'm sorry, Larry, but he's offering me a home with a view. | 1.2984 | 0.03612 | 248 | 188 | 46 | 14 |
2137 | All he asked is that I spell his name correctly. So, yeah, it was worth it. | 1.2983 | 0.03416 | 238 | 175 | 55 | 8 |
2138 | Stop him! Maybe he can take a picture of us! | 1.2983 | 0.03714 | 238 | 181 | 43 | 14 |
2139 | Can you take a picture of me with the mountains? Just make sure the yeti doesn't show up in the background and ruin the shot. | 1.2982 | 0.03365 | 285 | 216 | 53 | 16 |
2140 | You’re the one who’s abominable. | 1.2981 | 0.03615 | 265 | 204 | 43 | 18 |
2141 | Once he finds himself the mystery's over. | 1.2981 | 0.03495 | 265 | 201 | 49 | 15 |
2142 | Maybe I shouldn't have mentioned shrinkage. | 1.2980 | 0.03587 | 255 | 194 | 46 | 15 |
2143 | Well I will, if you are too embarrassed to ask for directions Tom | 1.2980 | 0.03595 | 245 | 185 | 47 | 13 |
2144 | Well, I don’t think he’s the least bit abominable. | 1.2979 | 0.03164 | 292 | 217 | 63 | 12 |
2145 | That's your problem, Roger, you're always so jealous if I look at another guy. | 1.2979 | 0.03388 | 282 | 214 | 52 | 16 |
2146 | Don't worry,it was consensual. | 1.2979 | 0.03425 | 282 | 215 | 50 | 17 |
2147 | I gave him our outfitter's card. | 1.2979 | 0.03388 | 282 | 214 | 52 | 16 |
2148 | He said the LGBTQ community just doesn't get "other". | 1.2978 | 0.03511 | 272 | 208 | 47 | 17 |
2149 | I've had it with Colorado men. I'm going to try this for a while. | 1.2977 | 0.03521 | 262 | 199 | 48 | 15 |
2150 | I told him to go home to his wife and cubs and quit hitting on female tourists. | 1.2977 | 0.03562 | 262 | 200 | 46 | 16 |
2151 | Well, he did say 'no selfies'. | 1.2977 | 0.03116 | 299 | 222 | 65 | 12 |
2152 | You and your labels...you just insulted him! | 1.2976 | 0.03482 | 252 | 189 | 51 | 12 |
2153 | I’m his agent so if you want to meet him talk to me | 1.2974 | 0.03728 | 232 | 176 | 43 | 13 |
2154 | He's much warmer than you Stan. | 1.2974 | 0.03418 | 269 | 203 | 52 | 14 |
2155 | This trail is getting way too trendy. | 1.2973 | 0.03347 | 296 | 226 | 52 | 18 |
2156 | He said it’s Yanni. Now pay up. | 1.2972 | 0.03688 | 249 | 191 | 42 | 16 |
2157 | Just because you found me with a naked yeti doesn’t mean I’m having an affair. | 1.2972 | 0.03554 | 249 | 188 | 48 | 13 |
2158 | I think I ate too much of the cookie. | 1.2971 | 0.03437 | 276 | 210 | 50 | 16 |
2159 | Relax Andy. If he was going to eat us why would he offer to let us use his phone to call search and rescue? | 1.2971 | 0.03437 | 276 | 210 | 50 | 16 |
2160 | I trust him. He's white. | 1.2971 | 0.03587 | 276 | 214 | 42 | 20 |
2161 | George, trust me, that is NOT a Sherpa. | 1.2971 | 0.03198 | 276 | 204 | 62 | 10 |
2162 | We dated briefly... he wasn’t my type. | 1.2971 | 0.03795 | 239 | 184 | 39 | 16 |
2163 | It's just teen angst, dear. He won't always be this reclusive. | 1.2970 | 0.03227 | 303 | 229 | 58 | 16 |
2164 | You just never know when you'll spot a celebrity! | 1.2970 | 0.03604 | 266 | 205 | 43 | 18 |
2165 | My ex. | 1.2970 | 0.03604 | 266 | 205 | 43 | 18 |
2166 | Not so abominable in the sack! | 1.2970 | 0.03681 | 266 | 207 | 39 | 20 |
2167 | Yes honey-size matters...he's not just big foot! | 1.2969 | 0.03701 | 256 | 198 | 40 | 18 |
2168 | He said 13EEE. | 1.2969 | 0.03701 | 256 | 198 | 40 | 18 |
2169 | Really? You know hoax is a trigger for him! | 1.2968 | 0.03303 | 283 | 213 | 56 | 14 |
2170 | Are you even listening to me?! | 1.2967 | 0.03719 | 246 | 189 | 41 | 16 |
2171 | Leave me and my husband alone! | 1.2967 | 0.03538 | 273 | 210 | 45 | 18 |
2172 | Next year we're doing Christmas at *my* parents' house. | 1.2967 | 0.03261 | 273 | 203 | 59 | 11 |
2173 | I don’t care who she is!!! It’s demeaning how you look at other women. | 1.2967 | 0.03614 | 273 | 212 | 41 | 20 |
2174 | You count to 20 while WE go and hide. | 1.2967 | 0.03461 | 273 | 208 | 49 | 16 |
2175 | He makes it look so easy. | 1.2966 | 0.03634 | 236 | 178 | 46 | 12 |
2176 | I told you. He's just an old friend from college... | 1.2966 | 0.03591 | 263 | 202 | 44 | 17 |
2177 | He said he found what you called him podiatrically normative. | 1.2966 | 0.03463 | 290 | 224 | 46 | 20 |
2178 | Clearly fake news! | 1.2966 | 0.03286 | 290 | 219 | 56 | 15 |
2179 | He says there's one with great coffee and wifi at the bottom. | 1.2964 | 0.03439 | 280 | 214 | 49 | 17 |
2180 | He said he didn't want to be the third wheel. | 1.2964 | 0.03287 | 280 | 210 | 57 | 13 |
2181 | I told you we didn't need all this ridiculous gear. | 1.2963 | 0.03407 | 270 | 204 | 52 | 14 |
2182 | Are you kidding? Mansplaining to yet another marginalized individual about how dominant society renders them invisible? | 1.2962 | 0.03740 | 260 | 203 | 37 | 20 |
2183 | You begged me to come with you, but you F O R G O T your camera! | 1.2962 | 0.03536 | 260 | 198 | 47 | 15 |
2184 | Our selfie together came out really blurry for some reason.” | 1.2962 | 0.03700 | 260 | 202 | 39 | 19 |
2185 | He said he'd introduce me to the Tooth Fairy. | 1.2962 | 0.03578 | 260 | 199 | 45 | 16 |
2186 | Greeting him in Klingon was not funny. | 1.2960 | 0.03307 | 250 | 184 | 58 | 8 |
2187 | He'll join us in the base camp tonight for cocktails at 6:30. | 1.2960 | 0.03356 | 250 | 185 | 56 | 9 |
2188 | He said go high when they go low. | 1.2959 | 0.03255 | 294 | 222 | 57 | 15 |
2189 | And yet he loves me | 1.2959 | 0.03513 | 267 | 204 | 47 | 16 |
2190 | He says they're not open yet. | 1.2959 | 0.03220 | 267 | 197 | 61 | 9 |
2191 | Turns out he’s fed up with the saying about men with big feet | 1.2959 | 0.03669 | 267 | 208 | 39 | 20 |
2192 | He ate Giovanni..said he wanted a little Italian | 1.2957 | 0.03895 | 230 | 178 | 36 | 16 |
2193 | Nope, he is not the least interested in coming to work for Trump. | 1.2956 | 0.03712 | 274 | 216 | 35 | 23 |
2194 | He's not nearly as abominable as you think. | 1.2956 | 0.03292 | 274 | 205 | 57 | 12 |
2195 | Oh yeah? Your attitude is abominable. | 1.2956 | 0.03450 | 274 | 209 | 49 | 16 |
2196 | Luckily he seems like a vegetarian. | 1.2956 | 0.03372 | 274 | 207 | 53 | 14 |
2197 | Yet, he is an urban legend, and you're just an urban escapee. | 1.2956 | 0.03489 | 274 | 210 | 47 | 17 |
2198 | He said get lost | 1.2955 | 0.03750 | 247 | 191 | 39 | 17 |
2199 | He didn’t seem so abominable to me. | 1.2955 | 0.03240 | 291 | 219 | 58 | 14 |
2200 | He's a Himalayan and I miss the Rockies - it just wasn't going to work..... | 1.2955 | 0.03372 | 264 | 198 | 54 | 12 |
2201 | Sasquatch, Bigfoot, Yeti…whatever. Do you have anymore of those peanut butter-filled pretzels? | 1.2954 | 0.03391 | 281 | 214 | 51 | 16 |
2202 | I guess he's gone vegan. | 1.2954 | 0.03813 | 237 | 183 | 38 | 16 |
2203 | You promised this wasn’t going to be weird or uncomfortable! | 1.2953 | 0.03328 | 298 | 228 | 52 | 18 |
2204 | Oh way to go Tom!... You know you really need to educate yourself on mythical creature stereotyping and how it's utilized by those in power to perpetuate a mytho-normative society." | 1.2953 | 0.03328 | 298 | 228 | 52 | 18 |
2205 | These Aspen bigwigs and their fur coats! | 1.2953 | 0.03718 | 254 | 197 | 39 | 18 |
2206 | I see you're not the only one using Viagra for altitude sickness. | 1.2952 | 0.03553 | 271 | 209 | 44 | 18 |
2207 | I told him to stop worrying about his follower count and try connecting with people in real life for once. | 1.2952 | 0.03436 | 271 | 206 | 50 | 15 |
2208 | Make sure you put "local favorite" in the review | 1.2952 | 0.03355 | 271 | 204 | 54 | 13 |
2209 | When you said “Let’s go to the Himalayas. What’s the worst that can happen?” this is exactly what I thought the worst would be. | 1.2952 | 0.03553 | 271 | 209 | 44 | 18 |
2210 | Big surprise that we forgot to bring the camera. | 1.2952 | 0.03704 | 271 | 213 | 36 | 22 |
2211 | No, I'm not asking Sasquatch for directions. | 1.2952 | 0.03476 | 271 | 207 | 48 | 16 |
2212 | I don't know. We were having a great time until I asked about that whole abominable situation. | 1.2951 | 0.03261 | 288 | 217 | 57 | 14 |
2213 | Do something. He said abominable things to me. | 1.2951 | 0.03298 | 288 | 218 | 55 | 15 |
2214 | He said he knows a shortcut | 1.2950 | 0.03299 | 278 | 209 | 56 | 13 |
2215 | Really! Just someone I met at work. | 1.2950 | 0.03259 | 278 | 208 | 58 | 12 |
2216 | So apparently "abominable" is their word. | 1.2948 | 0.03484 | 251 | 189 | 50 | 12 |
2217 | Don't get upset, he was just asking for directions. | 1.2948 | 0.03420 | 268 | 203 | 51 | 14 |
2218 | Well that’s a relief: he shared his wifi password | 1.2948 | 0.03461 | 268 | 204 | 49 | 15 |
2219 | Maybe he knows how to get back down, Clark! | 1.2947 | 0.03320 | 285 | 216 | 54 | 15 |
2220 | But his cave has good reviews. | 1.2947 | 0.03320 | 285 | 216 | 54 | 15 |
2221 | I don't care if that's what the other explorers call him. "Abominable" isn't nice. | 1.2946 | 0.03465 | 258 | 195 | 50 | 13 |
2222 | You said you wanted to experience new cultures. | 1.2946 | 0.03508 | 258 | 196 | 48 | 14 |
2223 | He says conditions at the top are abominable." | 1.2945 | 0.03401 | 275 | 209 | 51 | 15 |
2224 | I don't know. He just grunted and took my lunch. | 1.2945 | 0.03401 | 275 | 209 | 51 | 15 |
2225 | My Nepali is rusty...I think he said 'Hirsute Only Beyond This Point' .. | 1.2945 | 0.03361 | 275 | 208 | 53 | 14 |
2226 | I think I now understand why you don't like asking for directions. | 1.2945 | 0.03322 | 275 | 207 | 55 | 13 |
2227 | Apparently we’re trespassing on private property | 1.2945 | 0.03194 | 292 | 219 | 60 | 13 |
2228 | Don’t be silly, we’re just good friends. | 1.2944 | 0.03557 | 248 | 188 | 47 | 13 |
2229 | He says the view from the top is worth the walk. | 1.2943 | 0.03318 | 265 | 198 | 56 | 11 |
2230 | He says, after a few seasons, your body adapts to the climate at the naturist park. | 1.2943 | 0.03487 | 265 | 202 | 48 | 15 |
2231 | He looks like he knows where he’s going...should we ask him for directions? | 1.2943 | 0.03275 | 265 | 197 | 58 | 10 |
2232 | Of course he's offended. I can't believe you called him a Yeti. | 1.2943 | 0.03763 | 265 | 209 | 34 | 22 |
2233 | No, John - there actually is a mountain high enough and I’m with him now. | 1.2943 | 0.03455 | 282 | 217 | 47 | 18 |
2234 | Lately, it seems my grip on reality is going downhill. | 1.2943 | 0.03343 | 282 | 214 | 53 | 15 |
2235 | Is there ANYWHERE I can go where you won’t follow ? | 1.2943 | 0.03250 | 299 | 227 | 56 | 16 |
2236 | How hard was it to find this guide? | 1.2941 | 0.03447 | 255 | 192 | 51 | 12 |
2237 | He told me there's a Starbucks just over the next ridge! | 1.2941 | 0.03664 | 255 | 197 | 41 | 17 |
2238 | I wouldn't bother. I was just up there and there is not much to see. | 1.2941 | 0.03464 | 272 | 208 | 48 | 16 |
2239 | He just takes better care of me out here | 1.2941 | 0.03535 | 255 | 194 | 47 | 14 |
2240 | He's been like that since his yak died | 1.2941 | 0.03542 | 272 | 210 | 44 | 18 |
2241 | He told me his name, yet I don’t remember it. | 1.2941 | 0.03705 | 238 | 182 | 42 | 14 |
2242 | I told you that was Elvis that passed us at the last summit! | 1.2941 | 0.03706 | 255 | 198 | 39 | 18 |
2243 | P.S., his foot isn't his biggest part. | 1.2939 | 0.03516 | 279 | 216 | 44 | 19 |
2244 | Wait -- if that's not Larry and he's not wearing an L.L. Bean snow suit, then who is it? | 1.2939 | 0.03479 | 279 | 215 | 46 | 18 |
2245 | He's not so Abominable! | 1.2939 | 0.03516 | 279 | 216 | 44 | 19 |
2246 | I think we should just ask him!! | 1.2939 | 0.03289 | 279 | 210 | 56 | 13 |
2247 | We're overdressed. | 1.2939 | 0.03513 | 262 | 200 | 47 | 15 |
2248 | He thinks humans have a nerve calling him 'abominable'. | 1.2939 | 0.03595 | 262 | 202 | 43 | 17 |
2249 | I feel like you're not listening to me. | 1.2939 | 0.03723 | 245 | 189 | 40 | 16 |
2250 | He comes on to me, I say no and he walks away. I mean, #yetisarerealmen. | 1.2937 | 0.03456 | 286 | 221 | 46 | 19 |
2251 | “Don’t leave me like this—between a rock and a hairy place.” | 1.2937 | 0.03607 | 269 | 209 | 41 | 19 |
2252 | Do you mind if I join him? | 1.2937 | 0.03427 | 252 | 189 | 52 | 11 |
2253 | Prank call. He didn’t order the pizza. | 1.2937 | 0.03650 | 252 | 194 | 42 | 16 |
2254 | Best guide I've ever had. | 1.2935 | 0.03532 | 293 | 230 | 40 | 23 |
2255 | Just follow him. I lost the map. | 1.2934 | 0.03539 | 259 | 198 | 46 | 15 |
2256 | You won't believe it!_They have opened a STARBUCKS at the summit! | 1.2933 | 0.03275 | 300 | 229 | 54 | 17 |
2257 | He says we can study him, but after Wheel of Fortune. | 1.2933 | 0.03480 | 283 | 219 | 45 | 19 |
2258 | I promise ..this is not one of those made you look things. | 1.2932 | 0.03712 | 266 | 209 | 36 | 21 |
2259 | I told him it was me not him. | 1.2932 | 0.03405 | 249 | 186 | 53 | 10 |
2260 | He said the bathrooms are just up ahead. | 1.2932 | 0.03499 | 249 | 188 | 49 | 12 |
2261 | He said we should have turned at 72nd Street. | 1.2931 | 0.03817 | 232 | 179 | 38 | 15 |
2262 | it’s just sometimes i feel like u don’t even know he exists | 1.2930 | 0.03492 | 273 | 210 | 46 | 17 |
2263 | Well how would you like being called abominable? | 1.2930 | 0.03651 | 256 | 198 | 41 | 17 |
2264 | Jesus — and neither one of us brought a camera? | 1.2929 | 0.03261 | 297 | 226 | 55 | 16 |
2265 | I'll bet you believe in the Tooth Fairy, too. | 1.2929 | 0.03691 | 239 | 183 | 42 | 14 |
2266 | He said he’ll guide us to the top if we help tweak his personal brand. | 1.2929 | 0.03356 | 280 | 213 | 52 | 15 |
2267 | You called him abominable? I think you hurt his feelings. | 1.2928 | 0.03623 | 263 | 204 | 41 | 18 |
2268 | Grab your phone, this could be trending for a least an afternoon. | 1.2928 | 0.03583 | 263 | 203 | 43 | 17 |
2269 | He says it’s the closest Starbucks. | 1.2928 | 0.03583 | 263 | 203 | 43 | 17 |
2270 | I told you, the preferred term is Yeti. | 1.2928 | 0.03287 | 263 | 196 | 57 | 10 |
2271 | He said we should have made a left at Everest to get to the Starbucks. | 1.2927 | 0.03480 | 287 | 223 | 44 | 20 |
2272 | Remember how smug you were when I said I was leaving you for someone over the hill? | 1.2926 | 0.03439 | 270 | 206 | 49 | 15 |
2273 | You hurt her feelings, you monster! | 1.2925 | 0.03422 | 294 | 228 | 46 | 20 |
2274 | If you make me choose, I’m going with the hairy man. | 1.2925 | 0.03506 | 253 | 192 | 48 | 13 |
2275 | He says the restaurant is on the other mountain. | 1.2924 | 0.03301 | 277 | 209 | 55 | 13 |
2276 | Abominable! He didn’t even say hello. | 1.2924 | 0.03379 | 277 | 211 | 51 | 15 |
2277 | He says he needs his alone time | 1.2924 | 0.03523 | 236 | 177 | 49 | 10 |
2278 | Sorry but I can't resist a man with a hairy back. | 1.2923 | 0.03527 | 260 | 199 | 46 | 15 |
2279 | This is definitely less touristy than the other one... | 1.2921 | 0.03382 | 267 | 202 | 52 | 13 |
2280 | He's actually quite agreeable. | 1.2921 | 0.03464 | 267 | 204 | 48 | 15 |
2281 | Wait. I thought YOU brought the cellphone. | 1.2921 | 0.03504 | 267 | 205 | 46 | 16 |
2282 | Are we there Yeti?” Really | 1.2921 | 0.03423 | 267 | 203 | 50 | 14 |
2283 | I told you not to use "low budget tours.com" | 1.2921 | 0.03504 | 267 | 205 | 46 | 16 |
2284 | He just wanted to know if I knew any girls his age" | 1.2921 | 0.03382 | 267 | 202 | 52 | 13 |
2285 | What's the point? We forgot the selfie stick. | 1.2920 | 0.03622 | 250 | 192 | 43 | 15 |
2286 | WHAT did you just call me?! | 1.2920 | 0.03594 | 274 | 214 | 40 | 20 |
2287 | He said to just go down about a mile and make a left and the coffee shop is on the right. | 1.2920 | 0.03324 | 274 | 207 | 54 | 13 |
2288 | For a local his sense of direction is abominable. | 1.2918 | 0.03597 | 257 | 198 | 43 | 16 |
2289 | Hold up, he forgot his phone. | 1.2918 | 0.03494 | 281 | 218 | 44 | 19 |
2290 | Nah, that ain’t Sasquatch. He’s much more blurrier. | 1.2918 | 0.03421 | 281 | 216 | 48 | 17 |
2291 | He is abominable. Yet I love him. | 1.2918 | 0.03421 | 281 | 216 | 48 | 17 |
2292 | He said he’s going to get high. | 1.2917 | 0.03489 | 264 | 202 | 47 | 15 |
2293 | Are you here for the Bigfoot meetup group? | 1.2917 | 0.03489 | 264 | 202 | 47 | 15 |
2294 | He said he can't help us up to the summit. Evidently, he has the flu and feels abominable. | 1.2917 | 0.03582 | 240 | 182 | 46 | 12 |
2295 | Don't mind him, he's just neandering around. | 1.2917 | 0.03489 | 264 | 202 | 47 | 15 |
2296 | I explained we just don’t believe he’s real. | 1.2917 | 0.03630 | 240 | 183 | 44 | 13 |
2297 | I'm not sure this is Sherpa we started this climb with | 1.2917 | 0.03651 | 264 | 206 | 39 | 19 |
2298 | I'm leaving you dear for the man you used to be. | 1.2917 | 0.03470 | 288 | 224 | 44 | 20 |
2299 | He said "Because it's there." | 1.2915 | 0.03347 | 271 | 205 | 53 | 13 |
2300 | I didn't mean to offend him; he just really doesn't look like a Dave to me. | 1.2915 | 0.03428 | 271 | 207 | 49 | 15 |
2301 | It's amazing what you can see with these polarized lenses. | 1.2915 | 0.03347 | 271 | 205 | 53 | 13 |
2302 | Calls himself "Sir Edmund Hairily...'" | 1.2915 | 0.03507 | 271 | 209 | 45 | 17 |
2303 | He asked whether he's ever come to where I live to bother me. | 1.2914 | 0.03330 | 278 | 211 | 53 | 14 |
2304 | She said that once a month she becomes the Abdominal Snowperson. | 1.2914 | 0.03520 | 278 | 216 | 43 | 19 |
2305 | Yet he walks. | 1.2913 | 0.03538 | 254 | 194 | 46 | 14 |
2306 | I'm staying Mick! Sure, he only knows four words, but none of them are "Trump"! | 1.2912 | 0.03423 | 285 | 220 | 47 | 18 |
2307 | Just follow that guy. He seems to know where he's going. | 1.2912 | 0.03121 | 285 | 212 | 63 | 10 |
2308 | He said, he's definitely coming back to vote in 2020. | 1.2912 | 0.03423 | 285 | 220 | 47 | 18 |
2309 | He seems a tad more knowledgable about this place | 1.2912 | 0.03516 | 261 | 200 | 46 | 15 |
2310 | Yet I" what?! Just say it | 1.2910 | 0.03572 | 268 | 208 | 42 | 18 |
2311 | He'll be right back. He thinks he left the stove on. | 1.2908 | 0.03654 | 251 | 194 | 41 | 16 |
2312 | It might be time for prescription sunglasses. | 1.2907 | 0.03626 | 258 | 200 | 41 | 17 |
2313 | Don’t you think there’s something weird about this mountain guide? | 1.2907 | 0.03459 | 289 | 225 | 44 | 20 |
2314 | I'm going to be back late, Roger. | 1.2906 | 0.03690 | 234 | 179 | 42 | 13 |
2315 | Yet he was most polite. | 1.2906 | 0.03352 | 265 | 200 | 53 | 12 |
2316 | Sorry, Harvey. I don't just like Bad Boys. I like the truly Abominable ones. | 1.2906 | 0.03559 | 265 | 205 | 43 | 17 |
2317 | He's meeting his step goal. | 1.2906 | 0.03519 | 265 | 204 | 45 | 16 |
2318 | Is it just me or is our guide a little... unkempt? | 1.2906 | 0.03395 | 265 | 201 | 51 | 13 |
2319 | He'd take us to the summit, but he wants payment in Bitcoin. | 1.2903 | 0.03727 | 248 | 193 | 38 | 17 |
2320 | I told you this was a clothing optional trail. | 1.2903 | 0.03320 | 279 | 212 | 53 | 14 |
2321 | It’s only after two months of Christmas music that he becomes abominable. | 1.2903 | 0.03593 | 248 | 190 | 44 | 14 |
2322 | It’s tacky to ask celebrities for an autograph. | 1.2902 | 0.03180 | 317 | 243 | 56 | 18 |
2323 | He asked me to take a picture of him and his family. | 1.2902 | 0.03412 | 286 | 221 | 47 | 18 |
2324 | Yeah, that guy's an animal. | 1.2902 | 0.03437 | 255 | 193 | 50 | 12 |
2325 | His feet aren't all that big if you know what I mean. | 1.2902 | 0.03569 | 255 | 196 | 44 | 15 |
2326 | Expert mountaineer, but the camera hates him. | 1.2902 | 0.03482 | 255 | 194 | 48 | 13 |
2327 | Yes, I am going to leave you and follow him. I've decided that SIZE does matter! | 1.2902 | 0.03482 | 255 | 194 | 48 | 13 |
2328 | No, come on . . . Let’s show once and for all that size doesn’t matter! | 1.2901 | 0.03390 | 293 | 227 | 47 | 19 |
2329 | "He finally got the news of who won the election and he's going to sleep it off." | 1.2901 | 0.03545 | 262 | 202 | 44 | 16 |
2330 | He says your behavior was abominable. | 1.2901 | 0.03504 | 262 | 201 | 46 | 15 |
2331 | Small hands. Small feet. Cold weather. You do the math. | 1.2900 | 0.03821 | 231 | 179 | 37 | 15 |
2332 | No, Dad, calling my boy friend "abominable" is racist. | 1.2900 | 0.03482 | 269 | 207 | 46 | 16 |
2333 | No, I assure you Phil, he's just a friend. | 1.2900 | 0.03599 | 269 | 210 | 40 | 19 |
2334 | I didn't catch his name | 1.2900 | 0.03401 | 269 | 205 | 50 | 14 |
2335 | A whole bunch of them are protesting this week at the summit. They've had it with the "Big Foot" and "Abomidable" name-calling. | 1.2900 | 0.03521 | 269 | 208 | 44 | 17 |
2336 | You treated him abominably. | 1.2899 | 0.03459 | 276 | 213 | 46 | 17 |
2337 | He's free-range. You? | 1.2899 | 0.03459 | 276 | 213 | 46 | 17 |
2338 | Something about Pokémon Go. | 1.2896 | 0.03696 | 259 | 203 | 37 | 19 |
2339 | Let it go, John! It wasn’t my worst Wednesday night. | 1.2896 | 0.03254 | 297 | 227 | 54 | 16 |
2340 | No, no, it’s abDOMinal! All he wanted was my pack of Tums. | 1.2895 | 0.03627 | 266 | 208 | 39 | 19 |
2341 | Yep, we are so high! | 1.2895 | 0.03203 | 304 | 232 | 56 | 16 |
2342 | Enough already with your foolish male pride, don't be afraid to ask for directions. | 1.2894 | 0.03598 | 273 | 214 | 39 | 20 |
2343 | I only spoke with him for a minute but he didn’t seem abominable | 1.2893 | 0.03310 | 280 | 213 | 53 | 14 |
2344 | Apparently he failed to trademark Yeti. | 1.2893 | 0.03348 | 280 | 214 | 51 | 15 |
2345 | Whatever you’ve heard about us, it’s only a rumor. | 1.2893 | 0.03386 | 280 | 215 | 49 | 16 |
2346 | If you think that's an impressive sight, wait till you get to the top. | 1.2893 | 0.03556 | 242 | 184 | 46 | 12 |
2347 | It's easier if you follow in his footsteps. | 1.2892 | 0.03180 | 287 | 216 | 59 | 12 |
2348 | He said there is a $20 cover charge from here. | 1.2892 | 0.03256 | 287 | 218 | 55 | 14 |
2349 | Well maybe if you stop turning around to talk every minute, we'd catch up to him. | 1.2892 | 0.03757 | 249 | 195 | 36 | 18 |
2350 | He was complaining about all the tabloid "fake news" about him. I said "get in line"! | 1.2891 | 0.03514 | 256 | 196 | 46 | 14 |
2351 | He's looking for wifi. | 1.2891 | 0.03381 | 256 | 193 | 52 | 11 |
2352 | He said he's just a myth. | 1.2890 | 0.03258 | 301 | 231 | 53 | 17 |
2353 | Time to turn around. | 1.2890 | 0.03492 | 263 | 202 | 46 | 15 |
2354 | How much do you tip a guide like him? | 1.2889 | 0.03390 | 270 | 206 | 50 | 14 |
2355 | It's not what you think. I love him. | 1.2889 | 0.03266 | 270 | 203 | 56 | 11 |
2356 | You hired him you follow him, I'm going home. | 1.2889 | 0.03430 | 270 | 207 | 48 | 15 |
2357 | And that’s what can happen to you if you don’t use the proper sunscreen. | 1.2889 | 0.03390 | 270 | 206 | 50 | 14 |
2358 | You know that thing about big foot, big . . . not true! | 1.2889 | 0.03390 | 270 | 206 | 50 | 14 |
2359 | He did indeed call us "F#*!ing puny global warmers"--what, you're surprised? | 1.2889 | 0.03430 | 270 | 207 | 48 | 15 |
2360 | I'm sure He knows where he's going. | 1.2889 | 0.03266 | 270 | 203 | 56 | 11 |
2361 | Yada, Yada, Yeti. Next you'll say you see my aunt Sophie. | 1.2889 | 0.03430 | 270 | 207 | 48 | 15 |
2362 | Should we just follow your dad? | 1.2888 | 0.03669 | 277 | 220 | 34 | 23 |
2363 | Well, he is a bit taciturn. Yet he is more aloof than abominable. | 1.2888 | 0.03410 | 277 | 213 | 48 | 16 |
2364 | He said we missed the turn. | 1.2888 | 0.03332 | 277 | 211 | 52 | 14 |
2365 | Sure, we dated for awhile, but that’s over now. | 1.2887 | 0.03277 | 284 | 216 | 54 | 14 |
2366 | I don't care about the $6 we saved, Tom. I'm done with Craigslist. | 1.2887 | 0.03438 | 291 | 227 | 44 | 20 |
2367 | It's been fun, but I've found someone hairier. | 1.2886 | 0.03563 | 246 | 188 | 45 | 13 |
2368 | He's mad that we didn't call ahead to say that we were coming. | 1.2886 | 0.03655 | 246 | 190 | 41 | 15 |
2369 | No he is the amenable snowman. | 1.2885 | 0.03451 | 253 | 192 | 49 | 12 |
2370 | Well, I didn't find him at all abominable. | 1.2885 | 0.03496 | 253 | 193 | 47 | 13 |
2371 | He has a vacancy at his hairbnb. | 1.2885 | 0.03560 | 260 | 201 | 43 | 16 |
2372 | You didn’t have to go and call him a Neanderthal and all. | 1.2885 | 0.03560 | 260 | 201 | 43 | 16 |
2373 | He asked me who shot J.R. I told him I had no idea. | 1.2885 | 0.03390 | 260 | 197 | 51 | 12 |
2374 | He said that he couldn't believe he finally found us and couldn't wait get home and text Sasquatch the news. | 1.2884 | 0.03455 | 267 | 205 | 47 | 15 |
2375 | I heard Mt. Everest is clothing optional, now. | 1.2884 | 0.03288 | 267 | 201 | 55 | 11 |
2376 | Or should we tell them about the flying saucer? | 1.2883 | 0.03434 | 274 | 211 | 47 | 16 |
2377 | The wall won't be a challenge to these guys. | 1.2883 | 0.03511 | 274 | 213 | 43 | 18 |
2378 | Of course I looked at him when he passed by. Paranoid...always paranoid | 1.2883 | 0.03450 | 281 | 218 | 45 | 18 |
2379 | I'm going with him. He's not that abominable. | 1.2883 | 0.03182 | 281 | 211 | 59 | 11 |
2380 | May I borrow your selfie stick? | 1.2883 | 0.03221 | 281 | 212 | 57 | 12 |
2381 | I'm not going one step further until he puts some pants on. | 1.2881 | 0.03122 | 295 | 222 | 61 | 12 |
2382 | He said we are welcome to come up to his house but he wants you to know his WiFi is on the fritz. | 1.2881 | 0.03495 | 243 | 184 | 48 | 11 |
2383 | No, I havn't seen anything unusual. | 1.2881 | 0.03543 | 243 | 185 | 46 | 12 |
2384 | Really? Well I think your attitude is abominable. | 1.2880 | 0.03657 | 250 | 194 | 40 | 16 |
2385 | Well I think he's perfectly bominable. | 1.2880 | 0.03523 | 250 | 191 | 46 | 13 |
2386 | I asked him if there is anything we could do for him. He said "Not Yeti." | 1.2879 | 0.03834 | 257 | 205 | 30 | 22 |
2387 | Wow, turns out we're not the only ones here seeking the path to enlightenment!" | 1.2879 | 0.03603 | 264 | 206 | 40 | 18 |
2388 | He said we took a wrong turn in Bhutan. | 1.2879 | 0.03354 | 264 | 200 | 52 | 12 |
2389 | He just wants us to go back home, and do something about all this warming. | 1.2879 | 0.03354 | 264 | 200 | 52 | 12 |
2390 | He claims he already has enough friends on social media. | 1.2878 | 0.03297 | 271 | 205 | 54 | 12 |
2391 | Amateurs... | 1.2878 | 0.03498 | 271 | 210 | 44 | 17 |
2392 | Did he just say Climate Change Deniers are abominable? | 1.2878 | 0.03537 | 271 | 211 | 42 | 18 |
2393 | Not Yeti. | 1.2878 | 0.03576 | 271 | 212 | 40 | 19 |
2394 | It's not hypoxia. He took my breath away. | 1.2878 | 0.03549 | 278 | 218 | 40 | 20 |
2395 | Abominable” is so racist | 1.2878 | 0.03322 | 278 | 212 | 52 | 14 |
2396 | I told you, Lars, I found a new guide. | 1.2877 | 0.03415 | 285 | 221 | 46 | 18 |
2397 | You’re the one who thought having a yeti would improve our relationship! | 1.2877 | 0.03342 | 285 | 219 | 50 | 16 |
2398 | He said he was a little lost himself, he is trying a new path to work | 1.2877 | 0.03393 | 292 | 227 | 46 | 19 |
2399 | I told you to use a gender-neutral pronoun. | 1.2876 | 0.03592 | 233 | 177 | 45 | 11 |
2400 | I hate tourist season. | 1.2874 | 0.03573 | 254 | 196 | 43 | 15 |
2401 | All I said was that he put on a few pounds. Sheesh! | 1.2874 | 0.03616 | 254 | 197 | 41 | 16 |
2402 | He said we can follow him to the summit Starbucks. | 1.2874 | 0.03573 | 254 | 196 | 43 | 15 |
2403 | Personally, I didn't think he behaved that abominably. | 1.2874 | 0.03573 | 254 | 196 | 43 | 15 |
2404 | It feels like the higher we climb the more we devolve | 1.2874 | 0.03573 | 254 | 196 | 43 | 15 |
2405 | You don't have to worry; paleo guys aren't my type. | 1.2874 | 0.03507 | 261 | 201 | 45 | 15 |
2406 | He's the spitting image of my first husband. | 1.2874 | 0.03507 | 261 | 201 | 45 | 15 |
2407 | The only time I forget my camera and bigfoot walks right past me! | 1.2873 | 0.03564 | 268 | 209 | 41 | 18 |
2408 | ...what luck - says there's a quaint cafe with a gift shop about a mile down from here. | 1.2873 | 0.03403 | 268 | 205 | 49 | 14 |
2409 | Goddammit, you knew we'd had a previous relationship when you agreed to this hike! | 1.2873 | 0.03265 | 275 | 208 | 55 | 12 |
2410 | After all this time, all he wanted was to just say hi. | 1.2873 | 0.03224 | 275 | 207 | 57 | 11 |
2411 | He asked if I had seen a large pair of sandals. | 1.2873 | 0.03384 | 275 | 211 | 49 | 15 |
2412 | I don't care about your getting back to nature! This is why we NEVER leave home without our phones anymore! | 1.2872 | 0.03365 | 282 | 217 | 49 | 16 |
2413 | He said we were abominable. | 1.2872 | 0.03512 | 282 | 221 | 41 | 20 |
2414 | I told you he wouldn't have any marijuana. | 1.2872 | 0.03512 | 282 | 221 | 41 | 20 |
2415 | He says the nearest Starbucks about three miles southwest... | 1.2872 | 0.03236 | 289 | 220 | 55 | 14 |
2416 | I have to go - we are having drinks with Bigfoot and Sasquatch. | 1.2872 | 0.03521 | 289 | 228 | 39 | 22 |
2417 | He promised an announcement on his candidacy 'very soon.' | 1.2872 | 0.03381 | 289 | 224 | 47 | 18 |
2418 | You know what else is abominable? This conversation. | 1.2869 | 0.03334 | 244 | 182 | 54 | 8 |
2419 | Jason, believe me, we're just friends. He means nothing to me -- honestly! | 1.2869 | 0.03601 | 251 | 194 | 42 | 15 |
2420 | Actually, he’s more adorable than abominable. | 1.2868 | 0.03313 | 258 | 194 | 54 | 10 |
2421 | He said it's gonna be crowded up there. They're doing a Yetti photo shoot for National Geographic. | 1.2868 | 0.03533 | 258 | 199 | 44 | 15 |
2422 | Chad, next time we're wearing fur instead of this moisture-wicking material. | 1.2868 | 0.03576 | 258 | 200 | 42 | 16 |
2423 | He said there's a Starbuck's at the top. | 1.2868 | 0.03820 | 258 | 206 | 30 | 22 |
2424 | He said he's going where there are fewer tourists. | 1.2868 | 0.03469 | 265 | 204 | 46 | 15 |
2425 | I threatened to wax him. | 1.2868 | 0.03469 | 265 | 204 | 46 | 15 |
2426 | Sorry, Brad. Love is where you find it. | 1.2868 | 0.03591 | 265 | 207 | 40 | 18 |
2427 | It said we can use its wifi. | 1.2868 | 0.03300 | 265 | 200 | 54 | 11 |
2428 | You're imagining things: I've kept my affairs within our species! | 1.2868 | 0.03448 | 272 | 210 | 46 | 16 |
2429 | Only his breath was abominable. | 1.2868 | 0.03368 | 272 | 208 | 50 | 14 |
2430 | He wants people to know that he quit Facebook. | 1.2867 | 0.03389 | 279 | 215 | 48 | 16 |
2431 | He's a great guide, despite the language barrier. | 1.2863 | 0.03538 | 248 | 190 | 45 | 13 |
2432 | Something tells me to turn back. | 1.2863 | 0.03290 | 255 | 191 | 55 | 9 |
2433 | If you would have used the politically correct term, 'Large Lower Extremity' , he wouldn't have been so offended. | 1.2863 | 0.03517 | 255 | 196 | 45 | 14 |
2434 | At first he was angry, but then I let him know the value on his cave was about to skyrocket. | 1.2863 | 0.03382 | 255 | 193 | 51 | 11 |
2435 | Look Todd, I just want a man with a little more mystique...goodbye. | 1.2863 | 0.03323 | 262 | 198 | 53 | 11 |
2436 | He left the oven on. | 1.2863 | 0.03659 | 262 | 206 | 37 | 19 |
2437 | I asked him if he’d ever considered a body wax. | 1.2862 | 0.03392 | 269 | 206 | 49 | 14 |
2438 | Unlike you, he was gentle. | 1.2862 | 0.03513 | 269 | 209 | 43 | 17 |
2439 | That's exactly the problem, Dan--you NEVER pay attention. | 1.2862 | 0.03433 | 269 | 207 | 47 | 15 |
2440 | He said if we tag him he's going to unfriend us | 1.2862 | 0.03374 | 276 | 212 | 49 | 15 |
2441 | He's a lot taller than I thought. | 1.2862 | 0.03465 | 283 | 221 | 43 | 19 |
2442 | He said he is regretting the end of the holidays, when he has to start wearing pants again. | 1.2862 | 0.03476 | 290 | 228 | 41 | 21 |
2443 | I told you it said its preferred pronouns are they, them, their!" | 1.2857 | 0.03499 | 266 | 206 | 44 | 16 |
2444 | He says the difficult part is coming back down | 1.2857 | 0.03521 | 259 | 200 | 44 | 15 |
2445 | Ask Him For Directions,He Lives In The Neighborhood!” | 1.2857 | 0.03544 | 252 | 194 | 44 | 14 |
2446 | He wants a better royalty deal and approval on the photographer before he'll sign. | 1.2857 | 0.03422 | 245 | 185 | 50 | 10 |
2447 | ‘This is just like that old saying, “If a tree falls in a forest and no one has their camera, did it really happen?”’ | 1.2857 | 0.03612 | 245 | 189 | 42 | 14 |
2448 | I showered after him at the base of mountain. He clogged the whole drain.. | 1.2857 | 0.03539 | 266 | 207 | 42 | 17 |
2449 | I told you so. | 1.2857 | 0.03618 | 266 | 209 | 38 | 19 |
2450 | Maybe a little sketchy but I wouldn’t say abominable. | 1.2857 | 0.03435 | 259 | 198 | 48 | 13 |
2451 | He had to leave. He's having lunch with Nessie. | 1.2857 | 0.03476 | 273 | 212 | 44 | 17 |
2452 | He went down seeking a wise mam and couldn't find one. | 1.2857 | 0.03358 | 273 | 209 | 50 | 14 |
2453 | Oh, I told him we prefer to take our own selfies. | 1.2857 | 0.03612 | 245 | 189 | 42 | 14 |
2454 | Don't worry about him - he gets an existential crisis every once in a while. | 1.2857 | 0.03358 | 273 | 209 | 50 | 14 |
2455 | It's true what they say about men with big hands and feet. | 1.2857 | 0.03333 | 266 | 202 | 52 | 12 |
2456 | It was just a one yeti stand. I'll never see him again. | 1.2857 | 0.03636 | 238 | 183 | 42 | 13 |
2457 | He wants us to pack out our poop. | 1.2857 | 0.03301 | 280 | 214 | 52 | 14 |
2458 | Don't ask me, I'm still working on why the chicken crossed the road. | 1.2857 | 0.03276 | 273 | 207 | 54 | 12 |
2459 | He wants to show me something... | 1.2852 | 0.03253 | 291 | 223 | 53 | 15 |
2460 | You are so not evolved. | 1.2852 | 0.03307 | 284 | 218 | 51 | 15 |
2461 | I told him, waxing might help. | 1.2852 | 0.03501 | 270 | 210 | 43 | 17 |
2462 | See, he’s not using walking sticks | 1.2852 | 0.03257 | 270 | 204 | 55 | 11 |
2463 | Speaking of abominable, we need to talk about our marriage. | 1.2852 | 0.03442 | 263 | 202 | 47 | 14 |
2464 | TOUCHY AREN'T THEY | 1.2852 | 0.03483 | 263 | 203 | 45 | 15 |
2465 | He says there's a Starbucks up on the left. | 1.2852 | 0.03416 | 256 | 195 | 49 | 12 |
2466 | He started back up when the new congress was sworn in. | 1.2852 | 0.03758 | 256 | 203 | 33 | 20 |
2467 | He may be Abominable but when we’re together he takes me over the top. | 1.2852 | 0.03633 | 256 | 200 | 39 | 17 |
2468 | We have to conquer some other mountain. | 1.2851 | 0.03616 | 249 | 193 | 41 | 15 |
2469 | He may be abominable, but at least he's a man. | 1.2851 | 0.03526 | 249 | 191 | 45 | 13 |
2470 | Go for it. He says he’s bi. | 1.2851 | 0.03780 | 242 | 190 | 35 | 17 |
2471 | I rather have the flexibility of layering. | 1.2851 | 0.03688 | 242 | 188 | 39 | 15 |
2472 | Did you have to say "Abominable"? | 1.2851 | 0.03546 | 242 | 185 | 45 | 12 |
2473 | Yes, I saw him,Todd. And no, I don't think any less of you. Now can we finally focus on me? | 1.2851 | 0.03565 | 235 | 179 | 45 | 11 |
2474 | It’s over Perry. I’ve moved on. | 1.2847 | 0.03330 | 281 | 216 | 50 | 15 |
2475 | Let that be an example to you why back hair is non-negotiable. | 1.2847 | 0.03551 | 281 | 222 | 38 | 21 |
2476 | Look...I've told you that your jealous outbursts are a sign of an overactive imagination! | 1.2847 | 0.03291 | 281 | 215 | 52 | 14 |
2477 | Yet he persists, unlike you | 1.2847 | 0.03330 | 281 | 216 | 50 | 15 |
2478 | Don't worry. He's got 5 stars on Yelp. | 1.2847 | 0.03465 | 274 | 213 | 44 | 17 |
2479 | I thought you said he knew the way. | 1.2846 | 0.03447 | 267 | 206 | 46 | 15 |
2480 | When we get to Sasquatch's cave, you better not start in with any of your Fox News, anti-Endangered Species Act, 2nd Amendment banter. If you do, so help me God, I will leave you here to be eaten alive. | 1.2846 | 0.03645 | 267 | 211 | 36 | 20 |
2481 | He says he's Sisyphus, but something's wrong. | 1.2846 | 0.03279 | 267 | 202 | 54 | 11 |
2482 | -Are we there yet? - Not Yeti | 1.2846 | 0.03722 | 267 | 213 | 32 | 22 |
2483 | Why can't you be more abominable? | 1.2846 | 0.03509 | 260 | 201 | 44 | 15 |
2484 | I thought your uncle wasn't coming with us. | 1.2846 | 0.03531 | 253 | 195 | 44 | 14 |
2485 | You can be so abominable yourself sometimes. | 1.2846 | 0.03619 | 253 | 197 | 40 | 16 |
2486 | Honey, I swear it's not what it looks like! | 1.2846 | 0.03396 | 253 | 192 | 50 | 11 |
2487 | Why can't you be more like that guy? | 1.2846 | 0.03553 | 246 | 189 | 44 | 13 |
2488 | ...no, I don't think this is a good time to tell him you don't beleive | 1.2846 | 0.03458 | 246 | 187 | 48 | 11 |
2489 | His feet look so much smaller in person. | 1.2845 | 0.03671 | 239 | 185 | 40 | 14 |
2490 | I'm leaving you, I've met someone new. | 1.2842 | 0.03467 | 278 | 217 | 43 | 18 |
2491 | He says that he will check to see if the guru at the top can work us in. | 1.2842 | 0.03153 | 278 | 209 | 59 | 10 |
2492 | He said the wifi password is yeticoolers. | 1.2841 | 0.03247 | 271 | 205 | 55 | 11 |
2493 | He said the closest Starbucks is in a Walmart at the summit. | 1.2841 | 0.03594 | 264 | 207 | 39 | 18 |
2494 | Since the Rogaine he's excersizing more... | 1.2841 | 0.03388 | 264 | 202 | 49 | 13 |
2495 | I said we're engaged. | 1.2840 | 0.03513 | 250 | 192 | 45 | 13 |
2496 | For Pete's sake! Can't we go on a simple date together without your Yeti friend tagging along?! | 1.2840 | 0.03421 | 250 | 190 | 49 | 11 |
2497 | Why does Joe think no one will notice the zipper on that stupid gorilla suit? | 1.2840 | 0.03513 | 250 | 192 | 45 | 13 |
2498 | He said the conditions up ahead are abominable | 1.2838 | 0.03213 | 296 | 227 | 54 | 15 |
2499 | Rock, paper, scissors...who asks for the selfie. | 1.2837 | 0.03409 | 289 | 226 | 44 | 19 |
2500 | His hands are also quite large. | 1.2837 | 0.03114 | 289 | 218 | 60 | 11 |
2501 | Who needs a GPS? Follow that Yeti! | 1.2837 | 0.03431 | 282 | 220 | 44 | 18 |
2502 | I was too busy trying not to sound culturally appropriative. | 1.2836 | 0.03336 | 275 | 211 | 50 | 14 |
2503 | He said he can't be abominable until the government shut-down is over. | 1.2836 | 0.03633 | 268 | 212 | 36 | 20 |
2504 | He told me that he’s a figment of our imagination. | 1.2836 | 0.03394 | 268 | 206 | 48 | 14 |
2505 | He said we need to remove our shoes before we enter his home. | 1.2836 | 0.03394 | 268 | 206 | 48 | 14 |
2506 | I’m sorry, but he just didn’t have that ‘wow’ factor I thought he would | 1.2836 | 0.03226 | 268 | 202 | 56 | 10 |
2507 | Also a jerk. I guess I''ll just get back on Tinder. | 1.2835 | 0.03455 | 261 | 201 | 46 | 14 |
2508 | I know he looks a little rough around the edges, but he’s got a big heart. | 1.2835 | 0.03455 | 261 | 201 | 46 | 14 |
2509 | As far as holy men, I asked him who's at the top? All he said was "dinner". | 1.2835 | 0.03455 | 261 | 201 | 46 | 14 |
2510 | Way to go, you’ve hurt his feelings, again. | 1.2835 | 0.03384 | 254 | 193 | 50 | 11 |
2511 | The docs seem to think it a testerone issue. | 1.2834 | 0.03494 | 247 | 189 | 46 | 12 |
2512 | They said blind people couldn't scale it, but just look at us! | 1.2834 | 0.03766 | 247 | 195 | 34 | 18 |
2513 | There will be no further statement at this time. | 1.2834 | 0.03722 | 247 | 194 | 36 | 17 |
2514 | And I still say he flashed me. | 1.2833 | 0.03113 | 300 | 228 | 59 | 13 |
2515 | Sorry Ralph, it's just that his feet are bigger , if you catch my drift. | 1.2833 | 0.03782 | 233 | 182 | 36 | 15 |
2516 | 23andMe said I am 2% Yeti and your mom says I’m abominable. | 1.2830 | 0.03501 | 265 | 206 | 43 | 16 |
2517 | He'd join us but he doesn't have a thing to wear. | 1.2830 | 0.03501 | 265 | 206 | 43 | 16 |
2518 | That was cold, Larry. | 1.2830 | 0.03302 | 311 | 244 | 46 | 21 |
2519 | This is why I told you I prefer the Bahamas! | 1.2829 | 0.03393 | 258 | 197 | 49 | 12 |
2520 | I told you I'd find hiking boring. Can we go home now? | 1.2829 | 0.03567 | 258 | 201 | 41 | 16 |
2521 | Gosh! Do you think it was something I said? | 1.2829 | 0.03303 | 258 | 195 | 53 | 10 |
2522 | She is offended. She says we are, 'contaminating her environment and we smell bad.' | 1.2829 | 0.03455 | 251 | 192 | 47 | 12 |
2523 | It can't be real Bob, see, it left no footprints." | 1.2828 | 0.03323 | 244 | 183 | 53 | 8 |
2524 | You know what they say about guys with big feet... | 1.2827 | 0.03688 | 237 | 184 | 39 | 14 |
2525 | It's true. | 1.2827 | 0.03564 | 283 | 225 | 36 | 22 |
2526 | No, Jeffrey. You’re abominable! | 1.2827 | 0.03384 | 283 | 220 | 46 | 17 |
2527 | I TOLD you you'd want to be able to post to Facebook up here!! | 1.2826 | 0.03163 | 276 | 208 | 58 | 10 |
2528 | He said they just opened up a Starbucks Reserve up there | 1.2826 | 0.03326 | 276 | 212 | 50 | 14 |
2529 | I'm sorry, Kevin, but this is the man I've waited for my whole life. | 1.2825 | 0.03504 | 269 | 210 | 42 | 17 |
2530 | I'll believe in global warming when I see a Yeti in the desert... | 1.2825 | 0.03464 | 269 | 209 | 44 | 16 |
2531 | Which part of “He’s not taking questions from the lying mainstream media” did you not get? | 1.2825 | 0.03342 | 269 | 206 | 50 | 13 |
2532 | He’s very sensitive about his feet. | 1.2825 | 0.03583 | 269 | 212 | 38 | 19 |
2533 | 'He was nice - not abominable at all!" | 1.2825 | 0.03504 | 269 | 210 | 42 | 17 |
2534 | JUST Loch Ness left to see. | 1.2825 | 0.03383 | 269 | 207 | 48 | 14 |
2535 | You're the abominable one! | 1.2824 | 0.03326 | 255 | 193 | 52 | 10 |
2536 | Dammit. I forgot my phone! | 1.2824 | 0.03463 | 255 | 196 | 46 | 13 |
2537 | Of course I saw him! Do you think I'm snowblind? | 1.2824 | 0.03418 | 255 | 195 | 48 | 12 |
2538 | At least he’s not giving up!!! | 1.2824 | 0.03463 | 255 | 196 | 46 | 13 |
2539 | Trust me. He's cold. | 1.2822 | 0.03548 | 241 | 185 | 44 | 12 |
2540 | Of course he wouldn’t wear pants, I just didn’t think it through is all. | 1.2821 | 0.03214 | 280 | 213 | 55 | 12 |
2541 | I think you treated him abominably! | 1.2821 | 0.03370 | 280 | 217 | 47 | 16 |
2542 | Yes it's real fur but he was born with it | 1.2821 | 0.03254 | 280 | 214 | 53 | 13 |
2543 | How could you forget the camera, they won't believe we reached the summit ! | 1.2821 | 0.03349 | 273 | 210 | 49 | 14 |
2544 | I guess it's not true what they say about males with big feet. | 1.2821 | 0.03268 | 273 | 208 | 53 | 12 |
2545 | Why am I leaving you? Size matters dummy! | 1.2820 | 0.03530 | 266 | 208 | 41 | 17 |
2546 | On his way to work, “scaring the crap out of skiers “. | 1.2819 | 0.03512 | 259 | 201 | 43 | 15 |
2547 | I don't know. His feet weren't that big. | 1.2819 | 0.03679 | 259 | 205 | 35 | 19 |
2548 | He doesn't do selfies. | 1.2819 | 0.03638 | 259 | 204 | 37 | 18 |
2549 | Is it rude to ask for a photo? | 1.2819 | 0.03554 | 259 | 202 | 41 | 16 |
2550 | Let’s just let that one pass! | 1.2818 | 0.03172 | 291 | 222 | 56 | 13 |
2551 | I didn‘t catch it all. Sounds like a pretty major speech impediment. | 1.2818 | 0.03423 | 291 | 229 | 42 | 20 |
2552 | When you shave, it grows back thicker. | 1.2817 | 0.03255 | 252 | 189 | 55 | 8 |
2553 | He doesn’t seem concerned about climate change | 1.2816 | 0.03112 | 277 | 208 | 60 | 9 |
2554 | This Sherpa guide is way bigger than the last one. | 1.2816 | 0.04062 | 206 | 162 | 30 | 14 |
2555 | Did you bring a plastic bag? | 1.2815 | 0.03647 | 270 | 215 | 34 | 21 |
2556 | Well, that’s a relief. I thought we’d be underdressed. | 1.2815 | 0.03200 | 302 | 233 | 53 | 16 |
2557 | He said it's unlikely we catch up to Sisyphus. | 1.2814 | 0.03432 | 263 | 203 | 46 | 14 |
2558 | I just called him Sasquatch....I think I might have put my Big Foot in it..... | 1.2812 | 0.03582 | 256 | 200 | 40 | 16 |
2559 | He said your walking stick is a bit cliche. | 1.2812 | 0.03269 | 256 | 193 | 54 | 9 |
2560 | That was the maitre de. He says they're ALWAYS closed on Mondays. | 1.2812 | 0.03361 | 256 | 195 | 50 | 11 |
2561 | 1) Now, do you believe me? 2) Told you so! 3) When Hairy met Sally. | 1.2812 | 0.03624 | 256 | 201 | 38 | 17 |
2562 | Five bucks to pose in a selfie? That's abominable. | 1.2811 | 0.03434 | 281 | 220 | 43 | 18 |
2563 | Nice guy,but his breath is abominable. | 1.2811 | 0.03244 | 281 | 215 | 53 | 13 |
2564 | Well, you're an abominable boyfriend for even thinking that. | 1.2811 | 0.03244 | 281 | 215 | 53 | 13 |
2565 | Why did you say that? I think you hurt his feelings. | 1.2811 | 0.03507 | 281 | 222 | 39 | 20 |
2566 | Why did you have to tell him he was abominable? | 1.2811 | 0.03397 | 281 | 219 | 45 | 17 |
2567 | I told you Greg, I’m with Steve now. | 1.2811 | 0.03397 | 281 | 219 | 45 | 17 |
2568 | I asked, but he didn't want to sign my Yeti water bottle | 1.2811 | 0.03471 | 281 | 221 | 41 | 19 |
2569 | Just because he's ahead of you doesn't make him abominable. | 1.2811 | 0.03561 | 249 | 193 | 42 | 14 |
2570 | Maybe there is something to that Paleo Diet.” | 1.2810 | 0.03495 | 274 | 215 | 41 | 18 |
2571 | He said we should have taken a left at the last crevasse | 1.2810 | 0.03298 | 274 | 210 | 51 | 13 |
2572 | Now that we’ve settled that, I want us to talk about why I still believe there’s income inequality. | 1.2810 | 0.03456 | 274 | 214 | 43 | 17 |
2573 | I asked for a photo for my Instagram, but apparently he's off social media. | 1.2810 | 0.03486 | 242 | 185 | 46 | 11 |
2574 | I've met someone, Dave, and he promised me a fur coat to keep me warm... | 1.2809 | 0.03220 | 299 | 231 | 52 | 16 |
2575 | This blind mountaineering trip was a cool idea! I wonder what we're missing? | 1.2808 | 0.03542 | 260 | 203 | 41 | 16 |
2576 | He said - “Not digging this “global warming”” | 1.2808 | 0.03542 | 260 | 203 | 41 | 16 |
2577 | The Yeti calls us National Geographic tools & walks away? | 1.2807 | 0.03289 | 285 | 220 | 50 | 15 |
2578 | I'm sorry John, I HAVE to go with him | 1.2807 | 0.03507 | 285 | 226 | 38 | 21 |
2579 | I suppose what they say about big feet is the actual myth. | 1.2807 | 0.03542 | 285 | 227 | 36 | 22 |
2580 | With the government shut down and all...he decided to just head back home! | 1.2806 | 0.03653 | 253 | 199 | 37 | 17 |
2581 | He seemed very pleasant, not abominable at all. | 1.2806 | 0.03305 | 278 | 214 | 50 | 14 |
2582 | Todd! I told you no one wanted to hear your thoughts on the wall! | 1.2806 | 0.03569 | 278 | 221 | 36 | 21 |
2583 | I told you he wouldn’t be in our selfie | 1.2806 | 0.03459 | 278 | 218 | 42 | 18 |
2584 | When we get to the top we turn left. | 1.2806 | 0.03421 | 278 | 217 | 44 | 17 |
2585 | He ain't Yeti, he's my lover | 1.2805 | 0.03635 | 246 | 192 | 39 | 15 |
2586 | We discussed movie and book deals, but he wants control of his likeness. | 1.2804 | 0.03195 | 271 | 205 | 56 | 10 |
2587 | The sex is good, but his breath is abominable. | 1.2804 | 0.03321 | 271 | 208 | 50 | 13 |
2588 | I came up here to escape white male privilege! | 1.2804 | 0.03447 | 296 | 235 | 39 | 22 |
2589 | If it's not a UFO, I'm not turning! | 1.2803 | 0.03292 | 264 | 201 | 52 | 11 |
2590 | He advises us to Make America Great Again. | 1.2803 | 0.03665 | 264 | 210 | 34 | 20 |
2591 | Well that was rude! | 1.2803 | 0.03625 | 264 | 209 | 36 | 19 |
2592 | He says take a hard left, next mountain over, the Starbucks is a couple of hundred feet up on the right. | 1.2803 | 0.03257 | 289 | 223 | 51 | 15 |
2593 | He didn't even say hello. That's abominable! | 1.2803 | 0.03366 | 289 | 226 | 45 | 18 |
2594 | I’m not carrying his crap another step. | 1.2803 | 0.03211 | 314 | 245 | 50 | 19 |
2595 | Yeah, but his manners are abominable | 1.2802 | 0.03439 | 257 | 198 | 46 | 13 |
2596 | No clue. He said it was 'adorable snowman,' and then split. | 1.2802 | 0.03258 | 257 | 194 | 54 | 9 |
2597 | He asked me if my boots came in size 32. | 1.2802 | 0.03439 | 257 | 198 | 46 | 13 |
2598 | I'm sorry, I can't explain it. I just have to follow him. | 1.2800 | 0.03328 | 275 | 212 | 49 | 14 |
2599 | All I know is that he said is to just call him Big Foot and he’s a Pisces. | 1.2800 | 0.03503 | 250 | 193 | 44 | 13 |
2600 | I was NOT flirting. Your jealousy can be so abominable. | 1.2800 | 0.03503 | 250 | 193 | 44 | 13 |
2601 | Why me? He's your roommate, you go after him. | 1.2799 | 0.03153 | 293 | 224 | 56 | 13 |
2602 | He's only starting an exploratory committee now, but he'll declare officially in the spring. | 1.2799 | 0.03507 | 268 | 210 | 41 | 17 |
2603 | I'm sorry - but he has bigger feet | 1.2799 | 0.03507 | 268 | 210 | 41 | 17 |
2604 | We gotta go back. He said it's closed during Trump's summit conference with Bigfoot. | 1.2797 | 0.03241 | 286 | 220 | 52 | 14 |
2605 | Do you think I should ask for his autograph or play it cool? | 1.2797 | 0.03315 | 261 | 199 | 51 | 11 |
2606 | We really shouldn't be hiking - we're both blind. | 1.2797 | 0.03733 | 261 | 209 | 31 | 21 |
2607 | He says he has to go home for lunch. | 1.2797 | 0.03403 | 261 | 201 | 47 | 13 |
2608 | Why are you so surprised to see him? He had to lose the orange hair and find someplace to hide out. | 1.2796 | 0.03558 | 279 | 222 | 36 | 21 |
2609 | I'm sorry, his protective instincts trumps your dental plan.... | 1.2795 | 0.03597 | 254 | 199 | 39 | 16 |
2610 | Let's ask him if he knows anything about the Loch Ness Monster. | 1.2795 | 0.03510 | 254 | 197 | 43 | 14 |
2611 | Maybe all our fancy equipment isn’t necessary after all. | 1.2794 | 0.03227 | 272 | 207 | 54 | 11 |
2612 | Abonimable Snow-person! | 1.2794 | 0.03185 | 272 | 206 | 56 | 10 |
2613 | Friendly enough, but his hygiene is abominable! | 1.2792 | 0.03533 | 265 | 208 | 40 | 17 |
2614 | He said no to a threesome | 1.2792 | 0.03282 | 265 | 202 | 52 | 11 |
2615 | Nice guy | 1.2792 | 0.03451 | 265 | 206 | 44 | 15 |
2616 | Big mouth – our guide just quit! Now you've got big shoes to fill. | 1.2792 | 0.03376 | 283 | 221 | 45 | 17 |
2617 | Bob: What do you mean it's over? Mary: Have you seen the size of his feet? | 1.2791 | 0.03339 | 258 | 197 | 50 | 11 |
2618 | What did you say to make him feel bad? | 1.2790 | 0.03237 | 276 | 211 | 53 | 12 |
2619 | Ugh. Freeclimbers | 1.2790 | 0.03434 | 276 | 216 | 43 | 17 |
2620 | He's lost, he wanted directions. | 1.2790 | 0.03357 | 276 | 214 | 47 | 15 |
2621 | It's not him, the hands are too small... | 1.2789 | 0.03536 | 251 | 195 | 42 | 14 |
2622 | He said it's neither goose down nor synthetic. | 1.2789 | 0.03303 | 251 | 190 | 52 | 9 |
2623 | Is there a word for how rude that...that...snowman was? | 1.2788 | 0.03496 | 269 | 211 | 41 | 17 |
2624 | I didn't think he was abominable at all. | 1.2787 | 0.03155 | 287 | 219 | 56 | 12 |
2625 | He said we can't get there from here. | 1.2787 | 0.03231 | 287 | 221 | 52 | 14 |
2626 | He says you can wait down here. | 1.2787 | 0.03269 | 287 | 222 | 50 | 15 |
2627 | That's right, Milo, I love him. I love him even though he's abomidibible. I mean abombbable...abobmable...oh, fuck it. | 1.2786 | 0.03560 | 262 | 206 | 39 | 17 |
2628 | Sorry, Lyle. It's those big feet and well ... the grunting. They're irresistible | 1.2786 | 0.03348 | 262 | 201 | 49 | 12 |
2629 | Don't trust him, he doesn't even have the right gear. | 1.2786 | 0.03641 | 262 | 208 | 35 | 19 |
2630 | He really wishes you would stop calling him abominable. | 1.2786 | 0.03169 | 262 | 197 | 57 | 8 |
2631 | Can’t you just savour the moment for one second Howard and stop thinking about your Instagram content. | 1.2786 | 0.03510 | 280 | 222 | 38 | 20 |
2632 | Where can I get a Day-After pill? | 1.2786 | 0.03510 | 280 | 222 | 38 | 20 |
2633 | Follow that guy. Pretty sure he can show you the way to Extinction. | 1.2786 | 0.03474 | 280 | 221 | 40 | 19 |
2634 | He was Secretary of something or other. | 1.2786 | 0.03361 | 280 | 218 | 46 | 16 |
2635 | No John, he said he hungers for visitors. | 1.2784 | 0.03408 | 255 | 196 | 47 | 12 |
2636 | If this wasn't in the New Yorker, I'd make a fart joke. | 1.2784 | 0.03670 | 255 | 202 | 35 | 18 |
2637 | I told you we’re just friends | 1.2784 | 0.03340 | 273 | 211 | 48 | 14 |
2638 | I warned you! No one likes being called abominable to their face ! | 1.2784 | 0.03163 | 291 | 223 | 55 | 13 |
2639 | I can't put my foot on it, exactly, but I think 'elusive' sums up our guide's character nicely. | 1.2784 | 0.03346 | 291 | 228 | 45 | 18 |
2640 | He says he prefers to be called 'Frosty' from now on. | 1.2782 | 0.03376 | 248 | 189 | 49 | 10 |
2641 | Not worth the trouble. He’ll still be President when you come down. | 1.2782 | 0.03521 | 266 | 209 | 40 | 17 |
2642 | He was very happy. I convinced him he was not Abominable. | 1.2782 | 0.03398 | 266 | 206 | 46 | 14 |
2643 | Maybe the trail to extinction is uphill | 1.2782 | 0.03481 | 266 | 208 | 42 | 16 |
2644 | Wait till you meet his dog Big Tail. | 1.2782 | 0.03291 | 284 | 220 | 49 | 15 |
2645 | He's not so abominable;he gave us the peace sign. | 1.2782 | 0.03253 | 284 | 219 | 51 | 14 |
2646 | He's upset you called him abominable. | 1.2781 | 0.03393 | 302 | 240 | 40 | 22 |
2647 | No, no... that's his twin brother, the 'Abdominal' Snowman. | 1.2780 | 0.03634 | 241 | 188 | 39 | 14 |
2648 | Should we follow him? He seems to know the way. | 1.2780 | 0.03438 | 241 | 184 | 47 | 10 |
2649 | He just escaped a close shave. | 1.2780 | 0.03416 | 259 | 200 | 46 | 13 |
2650 | Actually, he’s a pretty nice guy. | 1.2780 | 0.03346 | 277 | 215 | 47 | 15 |
2651 | He said calling him abominable hurts his feelings. | 1.2780 | 0.03145 | 277 | 210 | 57 | 10 |
2652 | So much for big feet big... | 1.2778 | 0.03601 | 270 | 215 | 35 | 20 |
2653 | Just because I'm leaving him for you doesn't make him abominable. | 1.2778 | 0.03444 | 270 | 211 | 43 | 16 |
2654 | He promised he'd write | 1.2778 | 0.03064 | 270 | 202 | 61 | 7 |
2655 | Sorry, but I like men with big feet. | 1.2778 | 0.03523 | 270 | 213 | 39 | 18 |
2656 | Claims he saw me in Frisco. I've never even been to Frisco! | 1.2778 | 0.03484 | 270 | 212 | 41 | 17 |
2657 | His Facebook feed made him seem so much nicer. | 1.2776 | 0.03313 | 281 | 218 | 48 | 15 |
2658 | He tells me he knows where Jimmy Hoffa is buried. | 1.2776 | 0.03507 | 263 | 206 | 41 | 16 |
2659 | Look Debbie, its the Ex President. He still trying to find money for the wall | 1.2776 | 0.03785 | 263 | 213 | 27 | 23 |
2660 | You got my tumbler autographed, right? | 1.2776 | 0.03507 | 263 | 206 | 41 | 16 |
2661 | Honest! All I did was make a joke about how bad Trump's presidency is. Who knew that HE is part of the guy's base? | 1.2776 | 0.03629 | 263 | 209 | 35 | 19 |
2662 | Are you following me, or him? | 1.2776 | 0.03301 | 245 | 185 | 52 | 8 |
2663 | Can you believe it? I know, no gear! | 1.2776 | 0.03592 | 245 | 191 | 40 | 14 |
2664 | He says there is a Starbucks at the peak! | 1.2774 | 0.03371 | 292 | 230 | 43 | 19 |
2665 | Sorry, Larry. But he wants to have kids, too. | 1.2774 | 0.03248 | 274 | 210 | 52 | 12 |
2666 | Being blind-always feel like I'm missing something | 1.2773 | 0.03699 | 256 | 204 | 33 | 19 |
2667 | He says he's going up there to contemplate his existence. | 1.2773 | 0.03759 | 238 | 188 | 34 | 16 |
2668 | He said he's never seen anything like it...no footprints...anywhere! | 1.2772 | 0.03387 | 267 | 207 | 46 | 14 |
2669 | He said we should have turned where I told you to! | 1.2772 | 0.03303 | 267 | 205 | 50 | 12 |
2670 | Just leave him alone. He's having a bad hair day. | 1.2772 | 0.03346 | 267 | 206 | 48 | 13 |
2671 | I told you not to say anything about his haircut. | 1.2771 | 0.03505 | 249 | 193 | 43 | 13 |
2672 | Let’s face it, what you said was abominable. | 1.2771 | 0.03597 | 249 | 195 | 39 | 15 |
2673 | He was asking for directions to Sunglass Hut. | 1.2770 | 0.03257 | 278 | 214 | 51 | 13 |
2674 | he told me climate change was fake news | 1.2770 | 0.03335 | 278 | 216 | 47 | 15 |
2675 | He wanted to know if the FED was going to continue to raise interest rates. | 1.2769 | 0.03491 | 260 | 203 | 42 | 15 |
2676 | For the last time -- my feelings for you had nothing to do with the size of your feet. | 1.2769 | 0.02908 | 307 | 231 | 67 | 9 |
2677 | He told me the chai isn't worth the journey. | 1.2769 | 0.03573 | 242 | 188 | 41 | 13 |
2678 | He's not abominable. Actually rather nice. | 1.2768 | 0.03353 | 271 | 210 | 47 | 14 |
2679 | It's true what they say about a snowman with big feet. | 1.2768 | 0.03433 | 271 | 212 | 43 | 16 |
2680 | I'm thinking 2020... | 1.2768 | 0.03353 | 271 | 210 | 47 | 14 |
2681 | He wasn't at all abominable . . . | 1.2767 | 0.03643 | 253 | 200 | 36 | 17 |
2682 | Don't worry, mom'll be back once she eats her Snickers bar. | 1.2767 | 0.03686 | 253 | 201 | 34 | 18 |
2683 | Did you have to humiliate him by calling attention to his foot size? | 1.2766 | 0.03340 | 282 | 220 | 46 | 16 |
2684 | Was it something I said? | 1.2766 | 0.03303 | 282 | 219 | 48 | 15 |
2685 | Our next Sherpa will have big shoes to fill. | 1.2765 | 0.03454 | 264 | 206 | 43 | 15 |
2686 | No problem following....he leaves a very big footprint . | 1.2765 | 0.03107 | 293 | 224 | 57 | 12 |
2687 | No deal. | 1.2765 | 0.03290 | 293 | 229 | 47 | 17 |
2688 | There's no such thing as bad weather, just bad clothes. | 1.2765 | 0.03107 | 293 | 224 | 57 | 12 |
2689 | He says "there's no bathroom at the top". | 1.2764 | 0.03532 | 246 | 191 | 42 | 13 |
2690 | If you must know, it's because his back isn't as hairy as yours! | 1.2764 | 0.03760 | 246 | 196 | 32 | 18 |
2691 | Actually he's very polite and gave very detailed directions! | 1.2764 | 0.03289 | 246 | 186 | 52 | 8 |
2692 | I told him it’s over, yeti can’t stop meeting me. | 1.2763 | 0.03385 | 257 | 198 | 47 | 12 |
2693 | He believes our Yeti tumblers are an infringement of his copyright. | 1.2763 | 0.03385 | 257 | 198 | 47 | 12 |
2694 | He understands me. He completes me. | 1.2763 | 0.03517 | 257 | 201 | 41 | 15 |
2695 | He said because of climate change he's becoming the Abdominal No-man. | 1.2762 | 0.03417 | 286 | 226 | 41 | 19 |
2696 | I'm surprised how small his foot is. | 1.2761 | 0.03206 | 268 | 204 | 54 | 10 |
2697 | When I asked him if there were sufficient grounds for impeachment, he said, " Not Yeti. " | 1.2761 | 0.03538 | 268 | 212 | 38 | 18 |
2698 | Hurry back! Hurry back! Not "hairy back", you idiot! Now we'll never find our way off this mountain. | 1.2760 | 0.03304 | 250 | 190 | 51 | 9 |
2699 | He says he’s going back to where it’s civilized! | 1.2760 | 0.03539 | 250 | 195 | 41 | 14 |
2700 | How would you like to be called abominable? | 1.2760 | 0.03364 | 279 | 218 | 45 | 16 |
2701 | Hey, just remember that he promised a selfie with you at the top | 1.2759 | 0.03479 | 261 | 204 | 42 | 15 |
2702 | I think the air must be getting thin! | 1.2759 | 0.03312 | 290 | 227 | 46 | 17 |
2703 | Downhill with you or follow my bliss...? | 1.2759 | 0.03276 | 290 | 226 | 48 | 16 |
2704 | Apparently he'd rather not be called abominable anymore. | 1.2759 | 0.03393 | 261 | 202 | 46 | 13 |
2705 | I've never seen him in my life, I swear! | 1.2759 | 0.03202 | 290 | 224 | 52 | 14 |
2706 | He said he’s sorry, but he’s not into threesomes. | 1.2757 | 0.03194 | 301 | 234 | 51 | 16 |
2707 | He’s abominable AND rude. | 1.2757 | 0.03422 | 272 | 213 | 43 | 16 |
2708 | He said that he’s looking for a WiFi hotspot. | 1.2757 | 0.03301 | 272 | 210 | 49 | 13 |
2709 | So what if I assume most abominable creatures are men? | 1.2757 | 0.03342 | 272 | 211 | 47 | 14 |
2710 | Okay, okay! I'm the one who farted. | 1.2757 | 0.03461 | 272 | 214 | 41 | 17 |
2711 | Apparently, the event is "members only". | 1.2757 | 0.03342 | 272 | 211 | 47 | 14 |
2712 | Altitude training may result in unusual side effects. Consult your doctor or physician if you have any concerns. | 1.2757 | 0.03560 | 243 | 189 | 41 | 13 |
2713 | Abominable" is in the eyes of the beholder | 1.2756 | 0.03292 | 283 | 220 | 48 |