Contest #646


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646

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “I choose to remember Aspen as it was.”
  2. “I still say separate vacations would have been a better idea.”
  3. “My summer body isn’t ready.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2019-01-14T01:07:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2019-01-28T01:07:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2019-01-22T01:07:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued January 28, 2019
Number of captions 6076
Number of responses 1626322
Number of participants -


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Like it would have killed you to ask him for directions. 1.6716 0.04745 268 139 78 51
1 Oh, shit! What if your sister-in-law is also right about God? 1.6466 0.04678 283 155 73 55
2 Don’t bring a camera, you said. Just enjoy the experience, you said. 1.6312 0.04612 301 172 68 61
3 He just walked by like he thinks we don't exist. 1.6305 0.04896 249 137 67 45
4 He asked that we please wait while he gets his camera or his friends will never believe him. 1.6245 0.04904 253 142 64 47
5 Oh, so first he doesn't exist and now he's flirting with me? 1.6209 0.04620 277 154 74 49
6 He said it’s not him but he gets asked that all the time. 1.6180 0.04581 267 145 79 43
7 Unplug" you said. "Leave the phones in the car" you said 1.6136 0.04530 295 168 73 54
8 He doesn’t believe in us either. 1.6000 0.04843 250 143 64 43
9 He walked past me like I didn’t exist. 1.5985 0.04742 259 148 67 44
10 He said he didn't believe in us either. 1.5983 0.04951 239 137 61 41
11 Once and for all, Bob, stop following us. It’s over. 1.5978 0.04596 276 158 71 47
12 He wants us to wait here while he gets his camera. He doesn't think think anyone will believe him. 1.5978 0.04545 271 152 76 43
13 He asked for us to wait here while he gets his camera. 1.5964 0.04611 275 158 70 47
14 He says we're only allowed to take blurry photos. 1.5958 0.04566 287 167 69 51
15 He acted like we don't even exist. 1.5904 0.04581 271 155 72 44
16 Oh, he says he doesn't believe in you either. 1.5846 0.04413 260 142 84 34
17 I believe you owe me a dollar. 1.5817 0.04571 263 150 73 40
18 Before you meet my family, there's something I need to tell you. 1.5800 0.04316 300 173 80 47
19 He said that he doesn't believe in us either. 1.5745 0.04568 275 162 68 45
20 Yeah, he saw us, but they'll never believe him 1.5745 0.04450 282 164 74 44
21 He said he doesn’t believe in us either. 1.5736 0.04643 265 156 66 43
22 He says he never really believed in us either. 1.5709 0.04573 268 157 69 42
23 He's a lot less blurry in person. 1.5709 0.04443 261 147 79 35
24 Would it kill you to, just once, ask someone for directions? 1.5704 0.04399 291 171 74 46
25 "Leave the phone in the car," you said! "There'll be no time for photos," you said! 1.5659 0.04746 258 155 60 43
26 He said he always believed we existed. 1.5627 0.04454 263 151 76 36
27 I think we should start seeing other species. 1.5627 0.04228 279 157 87 35
28 He can't believe we're real. He's going to get a camera. 1.5613 0.04504 269 158 71 40
29 We went on one date! How was I supposed to know we would run into him here? 1.5607 0.04905 239 144 56 39
30 Still think we should have left our phones in the car Mr. Be In The Moment? 1.5585 0.04651 265 160 62 43
31 He’s leaving. Apparently he’s late for a summit meeting. 1.5575 0.04229 287 165 84 38
32 He said he's not surprised; he's questioned his own existence his whole life. 1.5524 0.04837 248 152 55 41
33 'We'll leave our smartphones in the car,' you said. 'Let's really be in the moment this time,' you said. 1.5517 0.04647 261 158 62 41
34 He's really let himself go since the impeachment. In fact I wasn't sure it was really him till he grabbed my ass 1.5468 0.04683 278 176 52 50
35 He said if anyone asks, we haven’t seen him. 1.5455 0.04611 242 142 68 32
36 He’s less blurry in person. 1.5437 0.04543 252 149 69 34
37 He was going to come down until I told him who the president is. 1.5429 0.05121 245 160 37 48
38 He said, due to the government shutdown, the rest rooms are closed. 1.5421 0.04696 273 173 52 48
39 He asked us to wait here while he got his camera. He said if he doesn't take our picture, his friends won't believe we exist. 1.5401 0.04321 287 173 73 41
40 He ignored us like we didn't even exist. 1.5390 0.04544 269 165 63 41
41 Sure, Rich, and Santa Claus is right behind you. Now can we please get back to talking about what happened last night? 1.5387 0.04182 284 166 83 35
42 He says the real abomination is your cargo pants." 1.5345 0.04147 290 171 83 36
43 He said there’s no such thing as human beings and no one will believe he saw us. 1.5323 0.04638 248 151 62 35
44 The difference is, he, unlike you, is evolving. 1.5315 0.04588 254 155 63 36
45 It's 2019. We don't use the word "abominable" anymore. 1.5301 0.04482 249 148 70 31
46 If we could just stop arguing, we might actually see something interesting! 1.5269 0.04637 260 163 57 40
47 That guy? He’s a legend around here. 1.5269 0.04211 279 166 79 34
48 All I said was "I've seen bigger". 1.5255 0.04392 274 168 68 38
49 He's going to try 'outdoorsy' instead of 'abominable' in his dating profile 1.5255 0.04174 274 161 82 31
50 Sorry, but I was cold, he's covered in fur. It just happened. 1.5236 0.04289 275 166 74 35
51 Unlike you, I'm fine with asking a local for directions. 1.5217 0.04184 276 164 80 32
52 As soon as he's out of the way, can you take my picture ? 1.5209 0.04597 263 166 57 40
53 He's a legend around here. 1.5208 0.04346 265 160 72 33
54 Just man up and ask him for directions 1.5206 0.04418 267 164 67 36
55 No! I will not "look behind me", and stop trying to change the subject. 1.5206 0.04575 267 169 57 41
56 Nice try, but I'm not falling for "made you look" again! 1.5194 0.04487 283 181 57 45
57 I hate it when you won't ask locals for directions. 1.5194 0.04459 283 180 59 44
58 First person we see in days and you STILL won't ask for directions! 1.5156 0.04427 256 156 68 32
59 He’s mature, ruggedly handsome, and not lost. Owen, this is goodbye. 1.5153 0.04249 262 156 77 29
60 Don't bother. He's lost too. 1.5150 0.04335 266 162 71 33
61 Let’s leave our phones home,” you said 1.5147 0.04450 272 171 62 39
62 He doesn't believe in you either. 1.5147 0.04450 272 171 62 39
63 I obviously made my decision! Please stop following us! 1.5146 0.04514 274 175 57 42
64 He says he might have the right charger. 1.5135 0.04144 296 182 76 38
65 You and your 'let's experience the hike and not bring a camera' 1.5133 0.04405 263 162 67 34
66 I’m not falling for that “he’s right behind you” trick. 1.5131 0.04419 267 166 65 36
67 No, Craig, I don’t believe Bigfoot is over my left shoulder. I believe you have commitment issues. 1.5106 0.04724 235 147 56 32
68 Can't you just ask for directions, he's clearly a local. 1.5104 0.04344 288 183 63 42
69 Oh, like we don’t run into your exes every time we go grocery shopping. 1.5094 0.04445 265 166 63 36
70 He doesn't think we're real. 1.5088 0.04351 285 181 63 41
71 He said he was ready to go public, but with the government shutdown, no one at the Smithsonian picked up the phone. 1.5076 0.04581 262 168 55 39
72 He said, "I exist. Get over it. 1.5075 0.04246 268 163 74 31
73 SERIOUSLY, he whistled at me, and you do NOTHING? 1.5075 0.04439 268 169 62 37
74 He said it’s always been on his bucket list, too. 1.5055 0.04165 275 167 77 31
75 He said he'll come back down after the 2020 election. 1.5054 0.04364 279 177 63 39
76 You never look at ME like that. 1.5024 0.04754 209 127 59 23
77 Climate change has everyone relocating. 1.5021 0.04715 243 156 52 35
78 Let's get back to nature", you said. "Leave the cell phones in the cabin", you said 1.5020 0.04656 247 158 54 35
79 I trust him, he's a local. 1.5018 0.04260 275 171 70 34
80 He doesn't believe we exist 1.5018 0.04222 281 175 71 35
81 Well, Mr. Know-It-All, it looks like that wasn't fresh grizzly bear scat we've been seeing on the trail today. 1.5000 0.04484 262 167 59 36
82 He saw me but said his friends would never believe him. 1.5000 0.04537 258 165 57 36
83 ‘He said that he had never actually believed that we existed before now.’ 1.4982 0.04222 281 176 70 35
84 He says since 2016, he doesn't feel all that abominable. 1.4981 0.04509 265 171 56 38
85 For once, can you just admit I was right? 1.4980 0.04544 255 163 57 35
86 I don't see why people think being blind takes away from the hiking experience. We aren't missing a thing! 1.4980 0.04557 249 158 58 33
87 No, it is his brother Abysmal. 1.4979 0.04531 243 152 61 30
88 He says it's not us..he can't get cell service either. 1.4964 0.04172 280 174 73 33
89 I told you getting a guide off the internet was risky. 1.4962 0.04203 266 163 74 29
90 No problem! He doesn't believe in us either. 1.4962 0.04274 260 160 71 29
91 Jason has really changed since being on the paleo diet. 1.4937 0.04694 237 152 53 32
92 He’s the new Secretary of the Interior. 1.4909 0.04322 275 176 63 36
93 He’s having a wall built and he says we’re paying for it. 1.4908 0.04587 273 183 46 44
94 The Big Foot is not actually his most notable feature. 1.4908 0.04307 271 172 65 34
95 He says we don't exist. 1.4906 0.04388 267 171 61 35
96 ...aloof, a bit abrupt, but certainly not abominable. 1.4903 0.04415 257 163 62 32
97 That was awkward. 1.4903 0.04415 257 163 62 32
98 I swear, if you say, "Are we there yeti?" one more time.... 1.4901 0.04639 253 166 50 37
99 That reminds me; did you call your Mother? 1.4891 0.04698 229 146 54 29
100 He says he's going to a summit meeting. 1.4889 0.04123 270 166 76 28
101 Nobody will believe him when he says he saw us. 1.4885 0.04510 260 169 55 36
102 I thought YOU were bringing the camera. 1.4871 0.04243 271 171 68 32
103 I refuse to have this conversation every time we run into one of my ex boyfriends! 1.4869 0.04451 267 174 56 37
104 All the brochure said was “Expert Guide.” 1.4868 0.04027 302 191 75 36
105 No. I was water bottles. You were camera. 1.4868 0.04214 302 198 61 43
106 He’s blurrier in pictures. 1.4867 0.04438 263 170 58 35
107 You’re supposed to say ‘Snowperson’. 1.4867 0.04209 300 196 62 42
108 Balding, orange hair, small paws, thinks he's the King of the mountain . . . . I'm sure it's him. 1.4866 0.04068 298 189 73 36
109 I'm sorry, Todd. But he just seems better prepared for what's ahead. 1.4854 0.04392 239 148 66 25
110 No, I told YOU to bring the camera! 1.4853 0.04231 272 172 68 32
111 This is not what I expected when they said we'd have a native tour guide. 1.4846 0.03732 293 174 96 23
112 Seriously! Why is it so hard for you men to ask for directions?! 1.4845 0.04367 258 164 63 31
113 Quick, give me the grainiest camera you have. 1.4836 0.04412 275 181 55 39
114 Do you still want to meet others matching your DNA? 1.4836 0.04472 275 183 51 41
115 Why is it always my "stupid camera" when we leave it in the car? 1.4831 0.04322 267 171 63 33
116 And Yeti persisted. 1.4830 0.04247 265 167 68 30
117 See, even he asked for directions! 1.4811 0.04325 264 169 63 32
118 He said we have to leave. The park is closed. 1.4811 0.04325 264 169 63 32
119 Way to go, genius! The politically-correct term is 'Sasquatch-American'! 1.4806 0.04502 258 169 54 35
120 Yeah, like I'm gonna trust the guy who needs a pole to hike up this mountain versus the one who's doing it butt ass naked. 1.4788 0.04489 259 170 54 35
121 Well, at least HE's not afraid to ask for directions. 1.4779 0.04479 272 182 50 40
122 He asked me who was President. I told him and he laughed. 1.4778 0.04147 293 190 66 37
123 We're high, but not that high, are we? 1.4777 0.04023 291 184 75 32
124 I think this ancestry-DNA search has taken us as far as we want it to 1.4775 0.04014 289 182 76 31
125 You stare at his ass for the next 5,000 feet if you like. I'm going back to the chalet 1.4774 0.03974 287 179 79 29
126 I found our sperm donor. 1.4772 0.04321 285 189 56 40
127 I’m going with him. HE was willing to stop and ask for directions. 1.4769 0.04397 281 188 52 41
128 He said time waits for snowman. 1.4760 0.04208 271 173 67 31
129 Suddenly you look better to me. 1.4760 0.04043 271 168 77 26
130 He said he's going to build a wall and the valley residents are going to pay for it. 1.4757 0.04417 267 176 55 36
131 That's another "no" for chief of staff. 1.4747 0.04614 257 173 46 38
132 Would it kill you to ask for directions? 1.4743 0.04429 253 164 58 31
133 I'm not looking at that hairy butt for the next ten thousand feet! 1.4741 0.04198 251 156 71 24
134 Great. Today would be the day you forget your camera. 1.4739 0.04210 268 171 67 30
135 No, you said YOU were going to bring the camera. 1.4737 0.04200 266 169 68 29
136 If your goal for today was to make a yeti cry, then congratulations Tom.... 1.4731 0.04302 279 184 58 37
137 Well, maybe you should treat him like he exists… 1.4727 0.04098 275 174 72 29
138 No one is going to believe us! The first blind couple to hike to the peak! 1.4722 0.04718 252 172 41 39
139 What do you mean you forgot to bring the camera? 1.4718 0.03924 301 191 78 32
140 NO GEORGE, my nipples are hard because it’s COLD! 1.4717 0.04537 265 179 47 39
141 Crap, he's lost too. 1.4713 0.04258 261 167 65 29
142 Furloughed. He works in the park. 1.4713 0.04327 261 169 61 31
143 I suppose you forgot the camera again. 1.4708 0.04080 291 188 69 34
144 'Let's live in the moment,' you say...'NO phones, NO cameras'. Wayda go, Brad." 1.4701 0.04372 268 177 56 35
145 Time in the Trump White House definitely changes a person. 1.4697 0.04487 264 177 50 37
146 Fine, if you won’t ask him for directions I will. 1.4694 0.04462 245 159 57 29
147 He said to "unfollow" him. 1.4691 0.04374 243 155 62 26
148 He says he will give us each a pair of skis if we sit through a time share presentation. 1.4691 0.04564 243 160 52 31
149 He said he'd be right back with a non-disclosure agreement. 1.4689 0.04248 273 178 62 33
150 Yeah, but I never thought I'd see Trump in the White House either. 1.4688 0.04594 256 173 46 37
151 Remember when you said my camera would be too much extra weight? 1.4679 0.04199 280 183 63 34
152 He asked if we'd wait here while he gets his video camera. 1.4672 0.04361 244 156 62 26
153 We haven’t seen a soul in days and now, you’re too proud to ask for directions?! 1.4667 0.04232 285 189 59 37
154 Why won't you ever ask anyone for directions, Carl? 1.4667 0.04586 225 145 55 25
155 He finds "abominable" offensive and prefers "snowperson." 1.4667 0.04261 285 190 57 38
156 Great, the day we decide to 'be present' and leave our smartphones behind! 1.4667 0.04185 255 161 69 25
157 She's pissed because Everybody thinks she's a male. 1.4664 0.04371 268 178 55 35
158 His big foot isn't the first thing I noticed. 1.4664 0.04306 268 176 59 33
159 I don’t think your dad likes me. 1.4664 0.04463 253 167 54 32
160 The old “Look behind you” joke. Creative Paul! 1.4664 0.04441 238 153 59 26
161 Why? He makes me laugh. That's why. 1.4655 0.04128 275 177 68 30
162 Aloof, yes — abominable seems excessive though. 1.4654 0.04198 260 166 67 27
163 You and your "Let's leave our phones at the lodge." 1.4650 0.04102 286 186 67 33
164 Quick... Grab the camera that only takes blurry pictures! 1.4648 0.04301 284 191 54 39
165 He asked that we get off his lawn. 1.4644 0.04014 267 167 76 24
166 The politically correct phrase is "Hirsute-American" 1.4643 0.04510 252 168 51 33
167 He said that his mountain is closed because of the government shut down 1.4633 0.04518 259 175 48 36
168 I was lost. He kept me warm. 1.4632 0.04226 272 178 62 32
169 He said to wait while he gets his family. They don't believe in Smallfoot. 1.4630 0.04377 270 181 53 36
170 You go first now, I’m tired of looking at his ass 1.4624 0.04196 266 172 65 29
171 He says he can’t help us because he doesn’t actually exist. 1.4622 0.04479 238 155 56 27
172 The Iceman Leave-ith. 1.4618 0.04225 288 193 57 38
173 The iceman goeth 1.4615 0.04404 260 173 54 33
174 We get as far away from New York as we can and, like, literally on the first day, BOOM, celebrity sighting! 1.4613 0.04039 271 172 73 26
175 He just wanted the WiFi password for the lodge. 1.4612 0.04497 258 174 49 35
176 You had to ask him right off about evolution? 1.4610 0.04293 269 178 58 33
177 Too late. He's already signed with Nike. 1.4605 0.04048 291 190 68 33
178 It's 2019 - the correct term is abominable snowperson 1.4603 0.04294 252 163 62 27
179 Bigfoot doesn’t believe in you either. 1.4601 0.04083 276 178 69 29
180 See, easy. I don't get why you men are so scared of asking for directions. 1.4599 0.04170 274 179 64 31
181 I don't care what he is, we're asking for directions! 1.4598 0.04005 261 163 76 22
182 Why am I the one who always has to ask for directions? 1.4592 0.04131 294 196 61 37
183 He says it's only another hundred yards to the summit, but that he wasn't expecting visitors and we should give him a few minutes to straighten the place up. 1.4591 0.04123 257 163 70 24
184 He wanted to know if we had any weed. 1.4590 0.04104 268 172 69 27
185 Jesus, Doug, you can't just call someone "abominable" 1.4590 0.04495 268 184 45 39
186 Don't worry,if it was real it would have footprints. 1.4587 0.04538 242 161 51 30
187 He's Sasquatch, but he identifies as Yeti. 1.4585 0.04598 253 173 44 36
188 He’s upset. He found out what ‘abominable’ means. 1.4585 0.04230 277 184 59 34
189 If anyone is acting abominable right now it’s you, Brad. 1.4582 0.03852 299 191 79 29
190 What do you mean, you don't have the camera?! 1.4582 0.04061 275 177 70 28
191 I really think it’s time to swallow your pride and ask for directions, Steve. 1.4582 0.04126 275 179 66 30
192 NO, "Are we there yeti?" is NOT a funny joke when he's standing right there!! 1.4577 0.04091 284 186 66 32
193 Well, I like him. He doesn't talk about himself all the time. 1.4577 0.03936 284 181 76 27
194 It would seem more real to me if there were footprints. 1.4577 0.04231 260 169 63 28
195 You won't believe this, I just saw Steve Bannon in the nude. 1.4563 0.04528 263 181 44 38
196 Dude. Stop asking 'are we there, Yeti?' 1.4557 0.04530 237 157 52 28
197 Why are you always afraid to ask for directions? 1.4556 0.04562 248 168 47 33
198 All he asked was, is Trump still president?” 1.4552 0.04201 290 196 56 38
199 This happens literally every time I forget my phone. 1.4545 0.04042 264 168 72 24
200 He has cousins in Oregon. 1.4545 0.04148 264 171 66 27
201 I could not understand him. He was talking in Yetish. 1.4539 0.04054 304 204 62 38
202 Really, Larry? CHEWBACCA? 1.4538 0.04631 238 161 46 31
203 Quit being so stubborn and ask him for directions! 1.4532 0.04147 267 174 65 28
204 What happens on K-2,stays on K-2. 1.4525 0.04016 263 167 73 23
205 Bro, if you aren't sure, use gender neutral pronouns. 1.4520 0.04090 281 185 65 31
206 He's pretending we don't exist. 1.4516 0.04142 279 185 62 32
207 You SERIOUSLY did not bring a camera? 1.4510 0.04253 255 167 61 27
208 Well, Daniel, if you really must know, he said I could do better. 1.4505 0.04145 273 180 63 30
209 I asked, but he's not from around here. 1.4505 0.04536 222 145 54 23
210 Abominable yes, but in a good way. 1.4504 0.04180 242 154 67 21
211 He wants us off his lawn. 1.4502 0.04265 271 182 56 33
212 Actually, I expected a female president to appear first. 1.4498 0.04352 269 183 51 35
213 He may be abominable but at least he hasn't been complaining the whole trip. 1.4498 0.04190 269 178 61 30
214 Oh, like your back is any less hairy. 1.4496 0.04153 278 185 61 32
215 I guess that wasn’t moose scat. 1.4494 0.04345 267 181 52 34
216 He was really very nice. All he wanted was a selfie to prove that humans actually exist. 1.4491 0.04016 285 187 68 30
217 He said to tell Mr. Trump,he isn't interested in being Attorney General! 1.4491 0.04341 285 198 46 41
218 He wanted to know if there REALLY is a Donald Trump. 1.4484 0.04180 281 189 58 34
219 Incredible! He wasn't ashamed to ask for directions. 1.4480 0.04203 279 188 57 34
220 I know what a Yeti is. It's your mansplaining I find abominable. 1.4478 0.04123 297 202 57 38
221 Don't you just hate getting passed by someone older than you. 1.4478 0.04234 268 179 58 31
222 He says the restrooms are closed during the shutdown. 1.4478 0.04396 268 184 48 36
223 Now you want to ask for directions! 1.4478 0.04134 268 176 64 28
224 He said he's heading north before there's a wall going into Canada. 1.4477 0.04614 239 163 45 31
225 I'm sorry John. I've found my missing link. 1.4475 0.04154 257 167 65 25
226 I showed him the video but he still thinks Trump is a mythical beast. 1.4474 0.04257 266 178 57 31
227 What’ could possibly be more important than what I have to say?! 1.4466 0.04237 262 174 59 29
228 I know, but he says he has wi-fi back at his place. 1.4463 0.04417 242 161 54 27
229 YOU tell him he's off trail. 1.4462 0.04261 260 173 58 29
230 He said he thought we were a hoax. 1.4462 0.04155 260 170 64 26
231 What you see on this mountain, stays on this mountain. 1.4460 0.04056 278 183 66 29
232 We just had coffee, I swear. 1.4457 0.04105 258 167 67 24
233 If he comes back, just tell him that you meant to say "adorable." 1.4453 0.04351 247 164 56 27
234 And I thought you had a hairy ass. 1.4453 0.04380 256 173 52 31
235 I don’t know why they call him abominable. He’s delightful. 1.4452 0.04034 283 187 66 30
236 Rob! He was just starting to trust us! “Are we there yeti!?” Really?! 1.4452 0.03943 292 192 70 30
237 I think the acid is kicking in. 1.4449 0.04415 245 164 53 28
238 Okay, Mr. Mountaineer, now you can tell people even Bigfoot thinks you’re a jerk. 1.4449 0.04334 254 170 55 29
239 He makes me feel like a natural woman. 1.4449 0.04113 254 164 67 23
240 He said you’re hallucinating, probably dehydrated, and drink more water. 1.4448 0.04118 281 188 61 32
241 He wanted to know if we had any Grey Poupon. 1.4441 0.03824 295 191 77 27
242 He prefers "Differently-Sized Foot." 1.4436 0.04152 257 168 64 25
243 I asked, “Are we there, Yeti?” but he didn’t even crack a smile. 1.4432 0.04108 264 173 65 26
244 He just wanted to know if Mueller had completed the investigation yet. 1.4431 0.04285 255 170 57 28
245 He’s just run back for his camera - I told him we wouldn’t mind waiting. 1.4428 0.04197 271 182 58 31
246 He said he's trying to find himself 1.4427 0.04235 262 175 58 29
247 Don't look at me like I don't exist. 1.4427 0.04310 253 169 56 28
248 Ask me again in 9 months. 1.4427 0.04453 253 173 48 32
249 I didn't like his altitude. 1.4424 0.04118 278 186 61 31
250 Aloof, maybe, but abominable? 1.4424 0.04086 269 177 65 27
251 I'm leaving. And yes, Dan, size does matter. 1.4421 0.04530 242 165 47 30
252 It's definitely time for the oxygen. 1.4420 0.03911 276 178 74 24
253 He said he's going to the summit on climate change. 1.4416 0.04130 274 183 61 30
254 Wow, and to think all this time the legend has been about the size of his foot. 1.4415 0.04300 265 180 53 32
255 I've met someone. 1.4413 0.04034 247 157 71 19
256 I don't believe in you either! 1.4411 0.04047 263 171 68 24
257 I met him on Timber. 1.4405 0.04321 252 169 55 28
258 Quit trying to make me look. 1.4400 0.03920 275 178 73 24
259 I'm just dying to ask 'Are we there, Yeti?' 1.4398 0.04152 266 177 61 28
260 Apparently "yeti" is no longer politically correct. 1.4396 0.04007 273 179 68 26
261 We have to wait here while they review our asylum request. 1.4394 0.04070 264 173 66 25
262 He said, "Go back and tell them that my name is NOT Bigfoot, Yeti, or Sasquatch. It's Frank. My name is Frank." 1.4394 0.04070 264 173 66 25
263 Why is it so hard to just admit when you're lost and ask for directions? 1.4393 0.04248 280 193 51 36
264 Actually, I'd say more "rude" than "abominable." 1.4392 0.04173 255 168 62 25
265 Yeti persisted... 1.4391 0.04195 271 183 57 31
266 Well how much would you have tipped him? 1.4390 0.04021 287 192 64 31
267 Wow, that was a near myth! 1.4390 0.04081 287 194 60 33
268 A picture is worth a thousand words only if someone's husband didn't forget the camera ! 1.4387 0.03981 269 175 70 24
269 They never believe him, but he's going to tell his friends he spotted us. 1.4384 0.04074 276 184 63 29
270 Roger, I'm leaving you. Size matters. 1.4384 0.04232 276 189 53 34
271 Maybe you're the abominable one, Gary. 1.4382 0.04207 267 180 57 30
272 Has it ever occurred to you that perhaps you're the abominable one, Craig? 1.4382 0.04140 267 178 61 28
273 He said he's tired of submitting cartoon captions to the New Yorker and getting rejected ... 1.4378 0.04283 249 166 57 26
274 NOW you're telling me you forgot the camera?! 1.4375 0.04270 256 172 56 28
275 He says, “If you were hung like he is, you wouldn’t wear pants either.” 1.4373 0.04258 279 193 50 36
276 He said: 'You never saw me' 1.4373 0.04073 279 187 62 30
277 He's looking for a open bathroom since the park has been shut down..... 1.4373 0.04422 263 183 45 35
278 I don’t know what he wanted, I don’t speak French. 1.4367 0.04485 245 168 47 30
279 He hasn't seen him, either. 1.4364 0.04051 275 183 64 28
280 Nudists have had to adapt to the climate up here. 1.4363 0.04232 259 174 57 28
281 ...let's leave our Iphones at the camp site and enjoy nature without any outside distractions." Well, what a great idea that turned out to be. 1.4362 0.04040 282 189 63 30
282 He's going to put his clothes on, he didn't know we were up here. 1.4360 0.04381 250 170 51 29
283 “We’ve been invited up for drinks at six.” 1.4359 0.03972 273 179 69 25
284 No, he doesn't talk, but he smiled when I called him "Chewbacca." 1.4358 0.04074 257 168 66 23
285 He thought we were just a myth. 1.4356 0.04173 264 177 59 28
286 Nice work, now he’s offended. It’s 2019, they are called Abominal Snow PEOPLE. 1.4353 0.04352 255 174 51 30
287 From now on, I'm in charge of packing the camera. 1.4353 0.04281 255 172 55 28
288 That wasn't 'black ice' you stepped into on the way up! 1.4350 0.04396 246 167 51 28
289 Jesus Christ, will you stop following me Greg! I’m with Harry now. It’s time for you to let go. 1.4349 0.04281 269 185 51 33
290 Gary, I NEVER said back hair was a deal breaker. 1.4349 0.04027 292 198 61 33
291 He says, no thanks, he's satisfied with his current Internet provider. 1.4346 0.04029 283 190 63 30
292 I’m not asking for directions! Let’s just follow him, he looks local. 1.4346 0.04060 283 191 61 31
293 Look at me when I'm talking to you! 1.4343 0.04126 274 185 59 30
294 Stop changing the subject again like you did at that lake in Scotland! 1.4341 0.04383 258 178 48 32
295 I'd rather just follow him on Twitter. 1.4340 0.04056 265 175 65 25
296 Quick. Go ask if he'll take our picture. 1.4337 0.04039 279 187 63 29
297 You know how angry it makes me when you don’t look at me when I’m speaking to you. 1.4337 0.04039 279 187 63 29
298 With Jim and Nancy deep in conversation, yet again, the illusive Yeti escapes unnoticed. 1.4336 0.04303 256 174 53 29
299 Well, there's a busted myth--he seemed perfectly lovely. 1.4335 0.03970 263 171 70 22
300 Cool! What's next on your bucket list? 1.4331 0.03924 284 188 69 27
301 You never liked ANY of my boyfriends! 1.4327 0.04052 245 158 68 19
302 And you wasted your batteries posting trail pics on Instagram. 1.4322 0.04070 273 183 62 28
303 And you just couldn't, possibly, have asked him for directions ? 1.4318 0.04273 264 181 52 31
304 He says he's building a wall, and he wants us to pay for it. 1.4315 0.04500 241 166 46 29
305 I thought you brought the camera 1.4314 0.04314 255 174 52 29
306 No Karen, I will not ask him for directions! 1.4307 0.03997 267 176 67 24
307 Yes, I'm going with him. He's confident, reliable and doesn't carry a custom walking stick! 1.4307 0.04220 274 189 52 33
308 That reminds me. My mother-in-law is coming to visit next week. 1.4307 0.04251 274 190 50 34
309 He said he came down to get his "23 and me" results. 1.4306 0.04125 288 199 54 35
310 Actually, it's your attitude that I find abominable. 1.4303 0.04291 251 170 54 27
311 He told us to get off his lawn. 1.4302 0.04346 258 178 49 31
312 We both listed "like to hike" on our profiles and he's vegan too. 1.4302 0.04133 258 172 61 25
313 Awkwardly introverted and bit self conscious, but hardly abominable. 1.4302 0.04089 265 177 62 26
314 He was asking about the Mueller investigation. 1.4302 0.04293 265 183 50 32
315 JUST ASK FOR DIRECTIONS! 1.4302 0.04192 265 180 56 29
316 Not to be nitpicky, but I think you're supposed to say, 'Abominable SnowPERSON.' 1.4298 0.04304 228 150 58 20
317 He says he eats only locally sourced hikers. 1.4297 0.04040 263 174 65 24
318 Seriously, Chris? Abominable? It's 2019. 1.4296 0.04135 270 183 58 29
319 He said if you keep whistling he's going to eat us, and I agree. 1.4291 0.04204 261 177 56 28
320 He seems more irritable than abominable. 1.4291 0.03951 261 170 70 21
321 He's not coming back down until Trump is impeached. 1.4291 0.04079 275 186 60 29
322 YOU ask to take a selfie with him! 1.4290 0.03743 303 200 76 27
323 If you won't ask him for directions, I will. 1.4286 0.04479 231 157 49 25
324 No, really, Josh. I think he'd be perfect for your sister. 1.4281 0.03949 278 185 67 26
325 Downwind is not where to be. 1.4280 0.03918 271 178 70 23
326 What do you mean he makes you feel inadequate. 1.4280 0.04134 264 178 59 27
327 Why didn't you ask him for directions? 1.4280 0.04357 257 178 48 31
328 It’s nothing like that. I just do his hair. 1.4280 0.04287 257 176 52 29
329 We can digital detox in February, Stu - Gimme the damned iPhone. 1.4275 0.04319 276 195 44 37
330 He wolf-whistled me and you just stand there doing nothing? 1.4275 0.04347 255 176 49 30
331 He's lost too! 1.4275 0.04312 255 175 51 29
332 He's for a free Tibet in theory -- but no donation. 1.4270 0.04064 267 179 62 26
333 I can't believe you didn't ask him for directions. 1.4265 0.03838 279 183 73 23
334 Turns out they’re not that rare. 1.4265 0.03872 272 178 72 22
335 Oh, now you know better than the locals? 1.4264 0.04291 265 184 49 32
336 We can still claim First Ascent. No one will believe in him. 1.4260 0.04151 277 191 54 32
337 There! You hurt his feelings...happy now? 1.4259 0.03856 270 176 73 21
338 Would it have killed you to call him 'Mister' Bigfoot? 1.4256 0.04326 242 164 53 25
339 NOW do you believe me? 1.4255 0.03841 282 186 72 24
340 How come nobody is leaving footprints? 1.4254 0.04155 268 183 56 29
341 I asked him what the conditions were at the top and all he said was "abominable." 1.4250 0.04023 280 190 61 29
342 I think we are officially too high now. 1.4249 0.03738 313 210 73 30
343 And I suppose you're going to say this is all in my head too? 1.4249 0.04163 273 188 54 31
344 Maybe NOW you’ll ask for directions. 1.4249 0.04163 273 188 54 31
345 If it weren't for the snow blindness, I'm sure we'd be seeing something amazing right now. 1.4248 0.04004 266 177 65 24
346 He said that from now on he'd prefer to be known as 'The Somewhat Ill-Tempered Snowperson.' 1.4248 0.04004 266 177 65 24
347 Bob, I've met someone. 1.4247 0.04225 259 177 54 28
348 He says we're a figment of his imagination. 1.4246 0.04007 252 165 67 20
349 Sure, he's abominable, but at least he listens 1.4246 0.04162 252 169 59 24
350 We must be Really high. 1.4241 0.04213 257 175 55 27
351 He's up to 12,000 steps. 1.4240 0.04022 283 193 60 30
352 It’s not just his foot that’s big. 1.4235 0.04011 281 191 61 29
353 You know what's 'abominable,' Brandon? Your constant need to deflect. 1.4234 0.04399 248 172 47 29
354 A little surly, sure, but abominable? 1.4233 0.03737 300 199 75 26
355 So, Yeti's a female! She asked for directions. 1.4232 0.04131 267 182 57 28
356 You had to bring up global warming, didn't you? 1.4231 0.04032 260 173 64 23
357 I’m just saying, I know he was rude, but Abominable seems a bit harsh…” 1.4228 0.04041 272 184 61 27
358 I've been lying to you,Dave. Size does matter. 1.4226 0.04221 265 183 52 30
359 Neither of us believe in you, either. 1.4225 0.04072 284 196 56 32
360 He won't be back. He said that amid the events of 2018 he hardly feels abominable at all anymore. 1.4223 0.04395 251 175 46 30
361 We can only take a selfie with him if we promise the photo will be blurry and out of focus. 1.4219 0.04223 256 175 54 27
362 I guess not everyone needs a $300 European trekking pole, Julian. 1.4219 0.04187 256 174 56 26
363 He said you can take pictures of his tracks but anything else and you’ll be hearing from his lawyers. 1.4216 0.03909 268 177 69 22
364 I never thought this ancestry thing would take us this far. 1.4212 0.03962 273 183 65 25
365 This is the last Airbnb I let you book. 1.4212 0.04096 273 187 57 29
366 He doesn’t know we exist either! 1.4209 0.03792 297 199 71 27
367 He called me Snowflake, Roger. Are you going to let him get away with that? 1.4209 0.04105 278 192 55 31
368 Well if that's how you feel maybe you shouldn't have put "adventurous" in your profile 1.4208 0.03890 259 169 71 19
369 He said a picture is fine. He just needs to throw on some pants and grab a release form. 1.4207 0.04017 271 183 62 26
370 This tour guide is an absolute legend. 1.4206 0.04082 252 168 62 22
371 He muttered, 'There goes the neighborhood". 1.4205 0.04022 264 177 63 24
372 Since we're lost, this might not have been the best time to share that you don't believe in his existence. 1.4205 0.04163 264 181 55 28
373 We got our selfie. Now let's go before we miss the plane to Loch Ness. 1.4201 0.04239 269 188 49 32
374 Now we're losing him. You just had to make one more prefrontal cortex joke, didn't you? 1.4198 0.04186 262 180 54 28
375 What do I have to do to get you to ask for directions? 1.4196 0.03988 286 196 60 30
376 Stop trying to change the subject... 1.4195 0.04196 267 185 52 30
377 He's also moving to Canada. 1.4194 0.03932 279 188 65 26
378 Damn it. Quit saying there's a Yeti behind me because I will not fall for that again and again! 1.4191 0.03971 272 183 64 25
379 Let’s leave our phones in the car,” you said 1.4186 0.04233 258 178 52 28
380 He's abominable, Gary? We've been listening to you whine about your sinuses since base camp. 1.4186 0.04161 258 176 56 26
381 He wouldn’t stop talking about “An Inconvenient Truth.” 1.4184 0.03966 282 192 62 28
382 What do you mean you forgot the camera!? 1.4184 0.04401 239 165 48 26
383 Nobody says good morning anymore. 1.4183 0.04138 263 180 56 27
384 Yes, I'm sure those wild mushrooms were fine. Why? 1.4183 0.03885 263 173 70 20
385 Mansplain THAT! 1.4181 0.03977 287 197 60 30
386 Surprisingly, he has less back hair than you. 1.4180 0.04220 256 176 53 27
387 He’s said I looked nothing at all like my Tinder profile. 1.4179 0.04115 268 184 56 28
388 Well, there goes the best guide ever. I TOLD you he wouldn’t want to be in your selfie! 1.4179 0.04050 280 193 57 30
389 Of course you think it’s a ‘he.’ 1.4179 0.03986 280 191 61 28
390 Why do you always have to bring up politics as soon as we meet someone? 1.4179 0.03954 280 190 63 27
391 He's not abominable, he's French. 1.4178 0.03866 292 198 66 28
392 He does look like Chewbacca!” “You didn’t have to say that to his face. 1.4177 0.04075 249 166 62 21
393 Oh my god it's a small world. He knows Sasquatch! 1.4176 0.04053 261 176 61 24
394 I'm sorry Brandon, but I needed to find out if what they say about big feet is true 1.4176 0.04196 261 180 53 28
395 Oh, Harold. It was nothing, a one time thing. On a totally different mountain. 1.4176 0.04158 273 190 52 31
396 I'm thinking of stopping shaving my legs. 1.4173 0.04103 266 182 57 27
397 It makes me wonder what else I've missed while endlessly staring at my phone. 1.4172 0.04095 290 204 51 35
398 A rarer sighting would be you committing to me. 1.4170 0.04170 283 200 48 35
399 He says he doesn't want to be Chief of Staff. 1.4167 0.04330 264 187 44 33
400 Yeah,yeah,yeah,I'm sure the YETI is behind me. I'm not falling for that line again! 1.4164 0.03930 269 180 66 23
401 He just needed to borrow my chapstick. 1.4164 0.03966 269 181 64 24
402 The tour book did say that our guide would be a natural climber. 1.4161 0.03948 274 185 64 25
403 Well you can't just call someone "abominable" before you get to know them. 1.4160 0.03983 250 165 66 19
404 He said, "Sorry, I'm a tourist here myself". 1.4158 0.03935 291 200 61 30
405 Oh just ASK 1.4157 0.03967 255 169 66 20
406 I said are we there?”He said “Not Yeti. 1.4157 0.04120 255 173 58 24
407 Please stop saying "ladies first". 1.4157 0.04082 255 172 60 23
408 Good news--he says there IS cell service at the top! 1.4156 0.03977 243 159 67 17
409 Aren't we supposed to wait until he's far away and indiscernible, before we take a picture? 1.4154 0.04102 272 188 55 29
410 I thought you had the camera. 1.4154 0.03968 272 184 63 25
411 It looked like him, but it wasn’t him. 1.4154 0.04135 260 178 56 26
412 I already told you, Gary, he’s just a friend from college. 1.4153 0.04356 248 173 47 28
413 No, he said it wasn't him. 1.4152 0.04080 277 192 55 30
414 He said the restaurant at the top is worth the effort. 1.4151 0.03825 265 174 72 19
415 He said "summit" is a noun, not a verb. 1.4150 0.04400 253 179 43 31
416 I found him to be very bominable, actually 1.4146 0.04419 246 173 44 29
417 His hands are tiny. 1.4146 0.03974 287 198 59 30
418 Because he is everything you are not! 1.4144 0.04064 263 179 59 25
419 At least I´m not too stubborn to ask directions. 1.4144 0.04170 263 182 53 28
420 Now look what you've done! You don't smell so great after 4 days in the woods either. Now go apologize to him! 1.4143 0.03751 280 185 74 21
421 He's depressed. No one believes in him any more. 1.4141 0.03756 256 165 76 15
422 I asked him “Are we there Yeti?” Apparently he doesn’t like puns. 1.4137 0.03971 278 190 61 27
423 Yes, I'm leaving you. He's just so comfortable in his own skin. 1.4137 0.04072 249 167 61 21
424 He said a sitting president can be indicted. 1.4134 0.04167 254 174 55 25
425 Compared to all the others, our guide is a legend. 1.4129 0.04122 264 182 55 27
426 Nevermind that. Why has the cartoonist neglected drawing in the footprints? 1.4129 0.04226 264 185 49 30
427 Just ask him for directions already! 1.4128 0.04004 281 194 58 29
428 When I said bring the YETI I meant the cooler. 1.4128 0.04327 235 161 51 23
429 I thought you said it would just be the two of us this time... 1.4126 0.03826 286 193 68 25
430 He says enough already. Both he and climate change are real. 1.4125 0.04057 257 174 60 23
431 I say we pass him. It's no picnic being downwind from Big Foot. 1.4124 0.03978 274 187 61 26
432 You're not changing the subject, we're going to talk about why it's been 5 years and you haven't proposed! 1.4124 0.03933 291 201 60 30
433 Abominable Snow MAN"?! Now go apologize to her right now 1.4124 0.03779 291 196 70 25
434 Yet he...? Yet he, WHAT? 1.4122 0.04180 262 182 52 28
435 I don't care how famous he is, just ask him for directions 1.4120 0.04059 250 168 61 21
436 All I said was I thought he’d be a lot taller in person. 1.4120 0.04059 250 168 61 21
437 He prefers to be called Larger-than-Average Foot. 1.4120 0.03802 267 176 72 19
438 You were right,it is worth it to get a local guide. 1.4120 0.04088 267 184 56 27
439 It's a North Face onesie. 1.4120 0.04156 284 202 47 35
440 He says he's not coming down until after the 2020 elections. 1.4118 0.04371 255 181 43 31
441 You can only ask “Are we there Yeti?” so many times. 1.4115 0.04203 260 181 51 28
442 Amazing news! He's going to get us the wifi password. 1.4115 0.04059 260 177 59 24
443 I'm sorry, but I think he will keep me warmer tonight than you can. 1.4114 0.03863 316 222 58 36
444 Of course—ask the ten-foot-tall male for directions. To hell with my map, right? 1.4113 0.04040 265 181 59 25
445 Turns out we’ve strayed onto private property. 1.4113 0.04075 265 182 57 26
446 Look at me when I’m talking to you, Harold. 1.4111 0.03815 287 194 68 25
447 'SnowPERSON' 1.4111 0.04177 253 174 54 25
448 Pleasant guy; very opinionated about global warming 1.4111 0.04215 253 175 52 26
449 He says it's a clothing optional peak. 1.4109 0.03969 258 173 64 21
450 See?! I told you that your non-stop yodeling was annoying. 1.4107 0.03916 280 191 63 26
451 All he said was that ‘abominable’ is derogatory, and kept walking 1.4106 0.04097 263 181 56 26
452 What? All I said was that I thought his feet would have been bigger. 1.4104 0.04006 268 183 60 25
453 Well maybe he thinks you're abominable. 1.4096 0.04301 249 174 48 27
454 He says we’re lost 1.4096 0.03727 293 197 72 24
455 Jimmy really went paleo! 1.4096 0.03881 293 202 62 29
456 Next time I hire the guide. 1.4094 0.03888 276 187 65 24
457 He wanted to borrow a phone charger. 1.4094 0.03854 276 186 67 23
458 I agreed to help him continue the species 1.4093 0.04178 259 180 52 27
459 The first sign of oxygen deprivation is hallucinating. 1.4093 0.03839 281 190 67 24
460 I asked. No selfies. 1.4091 0.03980 286 199 57 30
461 You’re really going to mansplain a Yeti to me right now?!?! 1.4089 0.03900 291 201 61 29
462 That explains all the yellow snow! 1.4089 0.04029 269 185 58 26
463 Well, he's cheaper than the last guide and he really seems to know his way around! 1.4089 0.03994 269 184 60 25
464 Sasquatch? you call a Yeti a Sasquatch? How do you expect him to react? 1.4088 0.03873 274 185 66 23
465 He says he won't seat us until the rest of our party arrives. 1.4086 0.04308 257 182 45 30
466 O.K., you win. But I still don't believe in seahorses. 1.4085 0.03938 284 196 60 28
467 Yes, Helen, I'm well aware of what they say about the size of a man's foot. 1.4084 0.04070 262 180 57 25
468 All I said was, "Yeti or not?" Apparently he's heard that one before. 1.4082 0.03980 267 182 61 24
469 Very funny, you had to ask him if he knew Chewbacca! 1.4081 0.03927 272 185 63 24
470 It’s over Jim, I live on the mountain with Satch now. 1.4078 0.03957 282 195 59 28
471 He said wait here, we can take a picture, but he wants to get his hat first. 1.4078 0.04052 282 198 53 31
472 How was I supposed to know that Yeti is now a derogatory term? 1.4077 0.03830 260 172 70 18
473 So what if he gets there first? Who's he gonna to tell? 1.4074 0.04051 270 187 56 27
474 Go ahead and laugh....you can't even grow a decent mouscache! 1.4074 0.03948 270 184 62 24
475 Why are you so surprised? I told you I had family in the area. 1.4073 0.03930 275 188 62 25
476 I think we're going to need another pronoun. 1.4070 0.03766 285 192 70 23
477 He asked how the Jets did this season, then just shook his head and walked away.” 1.4070 0.03958 285 198 58 29
478 Of course I didn't look. 1.4070 0.04364 258 185 41 32
479 You're always trying to change the subject...we need to talk about US! 1.4069 0.03908 290 201 60 29
480 I'm leaving you for someone I can believe in . 1.4065 0.04259 246 171 50 25
481 Don't worry... I gave him a fake number. 1.4064 0.04043 251 170 60 21
482 No, I think you better use ’they/them’. 1.4064 0.04162 283 203 45 35
483 He went back to get his camera 1.4060 0.03917 266 180 64 22
484 Don't be jealous, Dave. How could I know he'd be up here? 1.4059 0.03866 271 183 66 22
485 Where exactly did you hire our guide? 1.4058 0.03654 308 209 73 26
486 He prefers the term 'Hirsute Snowman.' 1.4058 0.04051 276 193 54 29
487 Two young people doing an activity outdoors without taking a selfie- he said he thought that was only a myth! 1.4058 0.03952 276 190 60 26
488 You just had to go and mention you voted for Trump, didn't you? 1.4056 0.04099 286 204 48 34
489 He says to walk quietly because they are having a poetry reading. 1.4053 0.04045 264 182 57 25
490 He says he does not identify as "abominable." 1.4053 0.04081 264 183 55 26
491 He says that he'd like to have us for dinner. 1.4052 0.04026 269 186 57 26
492 The only thing "abominable" on this mountain is your attitude towards meeting new people! 1.4051 0.04124 237 160 58 19
493 I don’t think he’s going to give the camera back. 1.4050 0.04106 242 164 58 20
494 I've made up my mind. I want someone more authentic. 1.4047 0.03791 299 206 65 28
495 Exactly where did you find this guide? 1.4047 0.03974 257 174 62 21
496 Turns out it's pronounced "Yet-Tie" 1.4044 0.04027 272 189 56 27
497 I'm sorry Derrick, this is my chance to walk on the wild side. 1.4044 0.03854 272 184 66 22
498 He said the Summit Gift Shop is closed but the cafe is still open. 1.4043 0.03792 282 191 68 23
499 No! I didn't have the camera. I thought you had the camera... 1.4043 0.03792 282 191 68 23
500 A little obnoxious but I wouldn’t say abominable. 1.4043 0.03792 282 191 68 23
501 Well, Bill, I guess this is goodbye. 1.4039 0.04184 255 178 51 26
502 Apparently, no one has ever called him 'abominable' before. 1.4039 0.03995 255 173 61 21
503 All I said was, "Trump." 1.4039 0.04221 255 179 49 27
504 Did you hear that? 'Tourists!' The smug ape called us tourists! 1.4038 0.04089 260 180 55 25
505 I can't believe you left the camera in the car. 1.4034 0.03586 290 192 79 19
506 Ugh, it's so like him to show up and then just leave. 1.4034 0.03874 290 201 61 28
507 You're following in some pretty big footsteps. 1.4034 0.03796 295 203 65 27
508 You could at least have asked for directions! 1.4033 0.04134 243 166 56 21
509 He's offended you called him "abominable" because he self-identifies as "adorable." 1.4030 0.04019 263 181 58 24
510 It's not the size of his feet I found impressive. 1.4030 0.04171 268 190 48 30
511 A three-way with a Yeti is on your bucket list, Paul, not mine. 1.4029 0.04015 273 190 56 27
512 Dinner’s at 7 but his agent booked a last minute sighting so he might be a touch late. 1.4029 0.03878 273 186 64 23
513 Well, he does seem to know the way, Allen. 1.4024 0.04078 251 172 57 22
514 Relax, I said no. 1.4022 0.03898 271 185 63 23
515 Irascible, unforgettable, but not abominable 1.4022 0.04015 276 193 55 28
516 I don't care if he's your friend... if he's going to hike with us he needs to wear pants! 1.4016 0.04079 244 166 58 20
517 No, I haven't seen Steve Bannon. Why do you ask? 1.4016 0.04120 244 167 56 21
518 Thanks to the governmental parks shutdown, even Big Foot is unemployed. 1.4016 0.04081 254 175 56 23
519 He's not anti-social, he just needs to pee. 1.4015 0.03970 264 181 60 23
520 He said, "No cash, no selfie." 1.4015 0.03934 264 180 62 22
521 He said it’s no fun anymore. Everybody’s abominable. 1.4015 0.04191 269 192 46 31
522 Blame the cold all you want, Richard. His was obviously bigger. 1.4015 0.03969 274 190 58 26
523 He said something about trying to find himself. 1.4015 0.03969 274 190 58 26
524 He says he needs to go off and find himself, for once. 1.4014 0.03950 279 194 58 27
525 Do you know if altitude sickness can cause hallucinations? 1.4014 0.03818 279 190 66 23
526 There's never a good time to say this, Phil... 1.4014 0.04079 279 198 50 31
527 Really? All you have to say is that he looks a little bit like my uncle Fred? 1.4008 0.04163 247 171 53 23
528 Hang on a sec .... he's going to grab his selfie stick. 1.4008 0.03986 252 171 61 20
529 After you.... 1.4007 0.03902 267 182 63 22
530 I thought you packed the camera. 1.4007 0.03919 282 196 59 27
531 You were supposed to pack the camera! 1.4007 0.03776 297 205 65 27
532 He said if anyone should be called 'abominable' it's people like us who drink pumpkin spice lattes and drive a Prius." 1.4000 0.04469 230 163 42 25
533 Bigfoot’s got small hands. 1.4000 0.04181 255 179 50 26
534 He’s more expensive than other guides, but he knows these mountains like the back of his hand. 1.4000 0.04187 245 170 52 23
535 He wants us to stop yodeling. He says he is trying to hibernate. 1.4000 0.03920 285 199 58 28
536 So our Airbnb host seems cool. 1.4000 0.03885 265 180 64 21
537 For once, I agree with you - maybe we shouldn't ask for directions. 1.4000 0.03823 260 174 68 18
538 Just ask! I'm sure it wouldn't be his first selfie. 1.3993 0.03699 288 195 71 22
539 C’mon, he said if we follow him he’ll “make us dinner.” 1.3993 0.04031 268 187 55 26
540 You had to call him Bigfoot? Seriously? This 2019! 1.3993 0.03961 268 185 59 24
541 I guess we'll have to go back. He says the hiking trail is closed because of the shutdown. 1.3992 0.04287 258 185 43 30
542 You're not supposed to call them 'abominable' anymore. 1.3986 0.03798 291 201 64 26
543 He wants to go where snowman has gone before. 1.3986 0.03814 286 197 64 25
544 'Abominable' is a slur, Jim. It's 2019. 1.3985 0.04000 261 180 58 23
545 We're nearly the first blind people ever to climb Everest! 1.3984 0.04240 256 182 46 28
546 He just took my water bottle because it has his name on it. 1.3984 0.04291 246 174 46 26
547 I haven't seen Jerry since high school. Shame, he really let himself go. 1.3983 0.04356 241 171 44 26
548 Of course I didn’t ask for a photo together - he must get that all the time. 1.3980 0.03708 294 201 69 24
549 You're the one who requested an authentic mountain guide! 1.3978 0.03984 269 187 57 25
550 He's unimpressed with his first human sighting. 1.3978 0.03914 269 185 61 23
551 "Were you expecting Julie Andrews?! 1.3977 0.03967 264 182 59 23
552 Are we really going to argue about this now? If it's on a mountain, it's a Yeti, not a Sasquatch! 1.3976 0.03922 254 172 63 19
553 Why won't you ever ask for directions? 1.3973 0.03891 297 210 56 31
554 I thought he'd never leave. 1.3972 0.03980 282 199 54 29
555 He'll be back in a minute - he forgot his phone. 1.3972 0.04043 282 201 50 31
556 Didn’t the doctor say the altitude medicine could have some weird side effects...? 1.3971 0.03694 277 186 72 19
557 He wasn’t the friendliest snowman I’ve ever met, but abominable seems a bit harsh. 1.3966 0.03613 290 195 75 20
558 You really didn't know 'abominable' is an insulting term? 1.3966 0.03837 290 202 61 27
559 I'm just wild about Hairy. 1.3964 0.04032 280 199 51 30
560 Call me in an hour, in case things get weird. Then I’ll have an excuse to bail. 1.3964 0.03852 275 189 63 23
561 He says our small one-toed footprints are scaring his children. 1.3963 0.03867 270 185 63 22
562 Well, you dont look so great naked either. 1.3962 0.03934 260 178 61 21
563 He said we should have called first. 1.3961 0.04102 255 178 53 24
564 This WOULD happen when we agree to hike without our phones. 1.3959 0.03777 293 203 64 26
565 They're an Abominable Non-Binary Snowperson, Doug. 1.3958 0.04069 288 208 46 34
566 No,YOU ask him for direction! 1.3958 0.03887 288 202 58 28
567 No, Derek, you're the one who was being abominable. 1.3958 0.03840 283 196 62 25
568 I don't think so Tom, Yetis are blurrier than that. 1.3958 0.03905 283 198 58 27
569 And I was like 'Yeah, right. And I'm the missing link!' 1.3957 0.03889 278 193 60 25
570 In his case, big feet just means big feet. 1.3956 0.03871 273 188 62 23
571 He said he is not abominable, just misunderstood. 1.3954 0.03938 263 181 60 22
572 When he goes high, we go low. 1.3951 0.03843 286 199 61 26
573 He says go away. The peak is closed due to the government shutdown. 1.3951 0.04326 243 173 44 26
574 He told me he identifies as a Yeti. 1.3947 0.03833 266 181 65 20
575 The only abominable part of this situation is your unwillingness to ask for directions 1.3945 0.03937 289 205 54 30
576 A selfie?! You asked him for a selfie?! 1.3944 0.03861 284 198 60 26
577 So he's abominable. Who are you to talk? 1.3944 0.03988 284 202 52 30
578 He admitted to cranky, but denied being abominable. 1.3943 0.03811 279 192 64 23
579 Chewbacca? Seriously, Neil. Get a life." 1.3942 0.04064 241 165 57 19
580 he said he's making the Himalayas great again... 1.3942 0.04095 274 196 48 30
581 I've found someone. 1.3941 0.03910 269 186 60 23
582 Because he's not obsessed with manscaping, that's why! 1.3941 0.03875 269 185 62 22
583 Call it one more time. He thinks he dropped the phone on this side of the mountain. 1.3939 0.04140 264 188 48 28
584 He's going back to tell his tribe we're real 1.3939 0.04035 264 185 54 25
585 Just this once, could you forget you're a guy, and please ask directions? 1.3939 0.03926 264 182 60 22
586 I've hiked the Canadian Rockies but this is my first time in Sasquatchewan. 1.3938 0.03980 259 179 58 22
587 Well, you finally got to meet my ex. 1.3938 0.03942 259 178 60 21
588 Admit it. We're lost! 1.3935 0.03863 277 192 61 24
589 Are you lost, too? I’m just following that guy... He seems to know the area. 1.3934 0.03773 272 185 67 20
590 Yes, Kevin. It’s goodbye. Size does matter. 1.3933 0.04071 267 189 51 27
591 Don't bother. Nobody will believe you and it will really screw up your career. 1.3933 0.03894 267 184 61 22
592 I didn't bring the camera, I thought you brought the camera! 1.3929 0.04096 252 176 53 23
593 He will show us around, but he said no selfies. 1.3927 0.03655 303 209 69 25
594 Goodbye, Todd. He may be abominable, but at least he’s a good listener. 1.3926 0.03791 270 184 66 20
595 Next time, you pick the tour guide. 1.3925 0.03896 293 208 55 30
596 We're just friends. 1.3925 0.03914 265 183 60 22
597 You're just not out-doorsy enough for me Gerald." 1.3924 0.03852 288 202 59 27
598 He took a selfie with me, he said to show his friends. 1.3923 0.04041 260 182 54 24
599 Well who else should we ask for directions? 1.3921 0.03919 278 195 57 26
600 No, Bigfoot is the one in the forests. Look what you did - now he’s upset. 1.3920 0.04079 250 174 54 22
601 He’s abominable alright but I’ll take that over needy any day. 1.3919 0.03936 273 191 57 25
602 Let him cool off. Now that he knows people are real he needs a moment to adjust. 1.3918 0.04297 245 175 44 26
603 He isn't real and I am not going to turn around. 1.3916 0.04007 263 184 55 24
604 And that’s exactly why it’s important to ask their prounouns before assuming. 1.3916 0.03742 286 197 66 23
605 I gotta go. My boyfriend doesn’t like me talking to strangers. 1.3915 0.03855 281 196 60 25
606 Did he invite us over to dinner or over for dinner? 1.3913 0.03688 299 207 67 25
607 So he's a hairy beast, big deal. He still should say hi when someone says hi to him." 1.3913 0.03837 276 191 62 23
608 Well sometimes you can be abominable too, Chad! 1.3911 0.04059 271 193 50 28
609 Brett's really committed to paleo this year. 1.3911 0.04334 248 179 41 28
610 Its true what they say about big feet. I’m going with him. 1.3910 0.03995 289 208 49 32
611 For the last time, Melvin, NOTHING HAPPENED!!! 1.3910 0.04045 266 188 52 26
612 He may be abominable, but you are being insufferable. 1.3910 0.04045 266 188 52 26
613 So now you’re jealous of a man who’s yet to fully evolve? 1.3910 0.03716 266 179 70 17
614 He says he goes down to the valley once in a while to check on a B & B and gastro-pub he co-owns. 1.3908 0.03841 261 178 64 19
615 Why would you assume he knows Big Foot? Don't you know how offensive that is? 1.3908 0.04097 238 164 55 19
616 He said it's pronounced 'Yay-tea'. 1.3907 0.03739 279 191 67 21
617 He might be abominable, Brad, but at least he's going to make it to the top 1.3906 0.04202 233 162 51 20
618 He’s more ambivalent than abominable. 1.3903 0.04012 269 190 53 26
619 "I don't care if you think he doesn't exist, I'm following him." 1.3903 0.03906 269 187 59 23
620 I'll tell you what's abominable, Stu. Your attitude. 1.3901 0.03909 282 199 56 27
621 Sorry you had to find out this way. 1.3900 0.03743 259 174 69 16
622 He's more of a primate than you'll ever be. 1.3898 0.04069 254 178 53 23
623 You just had to INSIST we didn't bring our iPhones on this hike, didn't you? 1.3898 0.04220 254 182 45 27
624 Well, that was anticlimactic.” 1.3897 0.03979 272 192 54 26
625 He threw my walking stick off the mountain and whispered, "No one will ever believe you." 1.3893 0.03905 262 181 60 21
626 Look, he gets me and you don't. 1.3893 0.03979 262 183 56 23
627 He's abominable, not deplorable. 1.3891 0.04125 239 166 53 20
628 They turned him back at the border. 1.3891 0.04146 257 183 48 26
629 Abominable? I actually found him quite adorable! 1.3891 0.03810 275 190 63 22
630 He asked us to tell the world that his feet are proportionate to the rest of his body -- and that his name is Ralph. 1.3891 0.03844 275 191 61 23
631 Dale! Are you going to let him talk to me like that?! 1.3891 0.04079 275 198 47 30
632 He says he'll retire when they find somebody who can fill his shoes. 1.3889 0.04053 252 176 54 22
633 I'm leaving you, Henry. If I have to settle for an abominable man, it might as well be the real thing. 1.3889 0.04317 252 183 40 29
634 No...he hasn't seen one either! 1.3889 0.04135 270 195 45 30
635 Who knew the word "abominable" was offensive? 1.3889 0.04130 252 178 50 24
636 He isn’t giving us back our cameras. He said he doesn’t want his family all over social media. 1.3886 0.04472 229 165 39 25
637 What do you mean you forgot to pack a camera? 1.3885 0.03848 278 194 60 24
638 Wow, his carbon footprint is tiny! 1.3885 0.04037 260 183 53 24
639 Well, we did agree we'd both see other people. 1.3885 0.03887 260 179 61 20
640 Yup, turns out it’s true what they say about a man with a big foot. 1.3883 0.03933 273 192 56 25
641 At least HE's willing to ask directions 1.3881 0.03836 286 201 59 26
642 It’s not what you think He’s just a friend No one will believe you anyway 1.3881 0.03879 268 186 60 22
643 Let him win. 1.3880 0.03914 250 171 61 18
644 Damnit, Jim - you NEVER want to ask for directions! 1.3880 0.04153 250 177 49 24
645 I’m telling you, he’s just the type of outsider the DNC is looking for. 1.3878 0.04075 263 187 50 26
646 I'm not racist. Some of my best friends are abominable. 1.3878 0.04254 245 175 45 25
647 You’re a nice guy, Doug, but my taste in men has always been abominable. 1.3877 0.04099 276 200 45 31
648 He wants to find himself. 1.3875 0.03987 271 192 53 26
649 He's just a better fit for the life I want to lead. 1.3873 0.03918 284 202 54 28
650 You can be pretty abominable sometimes too, Tad. 1.3873 0.03789 284 198 62 24
651 Let’s respect his self-identification as gender-fluid and use the term “snow-person.” 1.3871 0.03935 248 170 60 18
652 You didn't tell me we were coming to meet your parents. 1.3871 0.03937 279 198 54 27
653 He said to make sure the photos of him are really blurry 1.3871 0.04215 248 177 46 25
654 No one will ever believe we forgot our phones. 1.3870 0.03683 292 202 67 23
655 Are you sure the sign said this hike was good for "abdominals." 1.3870 0.04168 261 188 45 28
656 But I'm still right about Loch Ness 1.3866 0.03867 269 187 60 22
657 He says our big carbon footprint scares him. 1.3862 0.04039 246 171 55 20
658 He's the least abominable thing in my life right now. 1.3862 0.04120 246 173 51 22
659 He's not so abominable when you get to know him. 1.3861 0.04009 259 182 54 23
660 He's abominable until he's had his coffee. 1.3860 0.04009 272 194 51 27
661 He says the "y" is silent. 1.3860 0.04109 272 197 45 30
662 Abominable? Quite the contrary, I found him perfectly delightful. 1.3860 0.03843 285 201 58 26
663 Apparently people tell him that all the time. 1.3859 0.03812 298 212 57 29
664 I guess we are on the Evolutionary Path! 1.3858 0.03909 254 175 60 19
665 I'm going with him. You can keep the kids. 1.3858 0.03958 267 188 55 24
666 You ALWAYS complain when I ask for directions!! 1.3858 0.03850 267 185 61 21
667 Let's just ask for directions! 1.3856 0.04202 236 166 49 21
668 I'm sorry, Jason, but size does matter. 1.3855 0.04084 249 175 52 22
669 Sorry Larry. Size matters. 1.3855 0.04259 262 192 39 31
670 I told him the park bathrooms are still closed. 1.3855 0.03627 275 186 72 17
671 Shouldnt it be Big Feet? 1.3855 0.03806 275 191 62 22
672 He asked me if I’ve seen his pants. 1.3852 0.03977 244 168 58 18
673 I’m not sure what he meant, but he mumbled something about needing to build a wall. 1.3852 0.03989 283 204 49 30
674 It's your turn to ask for directions. 1.3849 0.03906 265 185 58 22
675 He doesn't look anything like his picture. 1.3849 0.03832 265 183 62 20
676 He says he's in the Witness Protection Program. 1.3846 0.03894 273 192 57 24
677 You just had to go and talk about his feet, didn't you. 1.3846 0.04183 234 164 50 20
678 He wanted the WiFi password. 1.3843 0.04090 255 181 50 24
679 He said we can take his picture, but to wait until he's far away so that it will be really grainy. 1.3843 0.03896 255 176 60 19
680 I think that's the new one piece from The North Face 1.3843 0.04167 242 171 49 22
681 I told you that stupid wall wouldn't work 1.3841 0.03927 289 208 51 30
682 Strange...he kept muttering, 'No collusion, no collusion, no collusion', as he walked by! 1.3841 0.03834 289 205 57 27
683 I don’t care if he’s the last of his kind, if you’re not going to tell him we’re lost, I will. 1.3841 0.03829 276 193 60 23
684 He said he thinks WE’RE abominable. 1.3841 0.03998 276 198 50 28
685 He wanted $20 for the selfie. 1.3840 0.03999 263 186 53 24
686 Small world; his cousin was our tour guide in the Pacific Northwest. 1.3840 0.04070 250 176 52 22
687 I won't be needing you now. 1.3840 0.04031 250 175 54 21
688 He says it's available but we have to book through Airbnb. 1.3838 0.03878 297 214 52 31
689 You can’t just ASK someone if they’re BIGFOOT! 1.3838 0.03851 284 201 57 26
690 Abominable, really? You couldn't just call him Yeti? 1.3838 0.03879 271 190 58 23
691 That's Dad. He'll warm up after you spend time with him. 1.3837 0.04055 258 183 51 24
692 Why don't you ever believe me? 1.3835 0.03799 279 195 61 23
693 He says he doesn't want to hear the good news about Jesus. 1.3832 0.04213 274 203 37 34
694 You had to mention the feet. 1.3832 0.04084 274 199 45 30
695 You just will not ask directions. 1.3831 0.04093 248 175 51 22
696 He's not so abominable once you get to know him. 1.3830 0.03599 282 192 72 18
697 How much do we tip him? 1.3829 0.04038 269 193 49 27
698 You call our guide abominable, and you’re surprised he walks out on us? 1.3828 0.03923 256 178 58 20
699 You're not going to believe me, but I think I just saw your ex-wife. 1.3827 0.04018 277 200 48 29
700 We came to a meeting of the minds. He said to get off his mountain and I said OK. 1.3826 0.04058 264 189 49 26
701 You’re going to let him say that to me? 1.3825 0.03903 285 204 53 28
702 Let me get this straight - your main concern is that I'm incorrect in using the term Big Foot? 1.3824 0.03832 272 190 60 22
703 Of course we can't keep up with him... That guy's a legend! 1.3824 0.03902 272 192 56 24
704 He's right, I have to choose. Goodbye, Mark. 1.3822 0.04005 259 183 53 23
705 Another newby...no gear, no backpack and not even sunglasses. 1.3822 0.04042 259 184 51 24
706 He wouldn’t stop for a selfie. Said he was having a bad hair day. 1.3821 0.03788 280 196 61 23
707 It's obviously much easier without a pack. 1.3821 0.03538 301 207 73 21
708 Of course you hurt his feelings! Who wants to be called Abominable! It's Yeti! Yeti!! 1.3820 0.03918 267 188 56 23
709 I DID pitch him. He said he hates the genre, your co-star idea, and is holding out for a name director. 1.3820 0.03882 267 187 58 22
710 He said nowadays he considers himself more woke than abominable 1.3820 0.03882 267 187 58 22
711 You seriously asked him what the wi-fi password is up here? 1.3819 0.03966 288 209 48 31
712 No, YOU ask him. 1.3818 0.03973 275 197 51 27
713 I TOLD you not to waste your cell phone battery on selfies! 1.3817 0.04093 241 169 52 20
714 I think the correct term is Abominable Snowperson. 1.3816 0.03759 283 198 62 23
715 No, I wasn't flirting with him - 23&me says he's my cousin. 1.3815 0.03630 270 183 71 16
716 He says we’re too loud. 1.3808 0.03992 260 184 53 23
717 I want to start seeing other hominidae 1.3808 0.04242 239 171 45 23
718 Yeah, well he's twice the man you'll ever be! 1.3806 0.03703 289 202 64 23
719 I don't care--he's still electable. 1.3806 0.04012 268 192 50 26
720 But you complained the last guide talked too much! 1.3806 0.04102 247 175 50 22
721 I'm just saying it wouldn't hurt you to be more like him.. strong, self-sufficient, a little bohemian. 1.3806 0.03938 247 171 58 18
722 He doesn’ know the way either. 1.3806 0.04061 247 174 52 21
723 I told you we were too high... 1.3805 0.03725 297 210 61 26
724 No, Jason...the $165 you spent on that trekking pole you'll never use again...that's abominable. 1.3802 0.03959 263 186 54 23
725 He's gone to tell all the other Bigfoots that we really do exist. 1.3801 0.03731 271 187 65 19
726 You think he's abominable. I think he's warm and fuzzy. 1.3800 0.03668 300 211 64 25
727 What?! He needed directions. 1.3797 0.03926 266 188 55 23
728 He said if we keep his secret, he'll validate our parking. 1.3796 0.04084 245 173 51 21
729 Well, "it" said 'me no do directions, but you follow- have short cut', so Yes, I am sure it is male. 1.3796 0.03947 274 196 52 26
730 YOU never tell me how good I look without make-up, 1.3796 0.03702 274 189 66 19
731 How would you like to be called the abominable hiker? His name is Dave. 1.3794 0.03898 282 202 53 27
732 He's going to go build a wall to keep us out 1.3794 0.03962 282 204 49 29
733 You don't need to get all weird about it. I told him I wasn't interested. 1.3793 0.03627 290 201 68 21
734 He’s your friend. You tell him to cut back on the paleo diet. 1.3793 0.04016 261 186 51 24
735 No, what’s “abominable” is your xenophobia. 1.3792 0.04000 269 193 50 26
736 The size of his hands and feet should tell you why I dumped you! Or do you want to know more? 1.3792 0.04136 269 197 42 30
737 I've decided I'm going with him--he couldn't be more abominable than you. 1.3791 0.03949 277 199 51 27
738 The one time you tell me to put my phone down. 1.3789 0.03868 285 204 54 27
739 He'll be back in a minute. Just gone to get his camera. 1.3788 0.04054 264 190 48 26
740 He said real men don't use walking sticks. 1.3788 0.03946 264 187 54 23
741 '...honest, it's nothing...we're just friends.' 1.3784 0.03670 296 208 64 24
742 He says we missed a trail marker about a mile back. 1.3783 0.03950 267 190 53 24
743 He's depressed. Says he once was at the very top of the "Fake News" charts! 1.3782 0.03969 275 198 50 27
744 He's climbing every mountain till he finds his dream. 1.3782 0.03901 275 196 54 25
745 Yet he what? 1.3781 0.03789 283 200 59 24
746 I’m not saying you’re stalking me but you have to admit it is a pretty big coincidence to find you here on my third Yeti date. 1.3781 0.03789 283 200 59 24
747 He said that the tea room is closed for the season and the gift shop is sub-par, so I say we try K2. 1.3779 0.03854 262 183 59 20
748 You wouldn't believe the things we've seen here since the government shutdown 1.3779 0.03967 262 186 53 23
749 He doesn't know how far to the top. He's on vacation too. 1.3778 0.03847 270 190 58 22
750 They prefer the term "yetx." 1.3778 0.03847 270 190 58 22
751 Just pack my camera, I said! Just pack my camera! Even he thinks you're an idiot 1.3777 0.03768 278 195 61 22
752 No, I left my camera at home - why? 1.3774 0.04006 265 190 50 25
753 Indomitable, abominable - whatever. At least he doesn’t nitpick like you. 1.3772 0.03840 281 200 56 25
754 I'm invited to a party at his chateau, but I need to 'lose the geek'. 1.3770 0.03960 252 177 55 20
755 He'll be right back. He forgot his phone. 1.3769 0.03835 260 181 60 19
756 Did you think he was abominable? I thought he was sort of nice. 1.3769 0.03757 260 179 64 17
757 Seriously?! You forgot your camera? 1.3769 0.03866 268 189 57 22
758 He says he’ll be back to chat after he gets in his 10,000 steps 1.3768 0.03855 276 196 56 24
759 He has really little hands. 1.3768 0.03855 276 196 56 24
760 Yeah right, I’m not falling for that again 1.3768 0.03843 284 203 55 26
761 Either Sasquatch or Yeti is fine. But don't ever tell him his feet are big. 1.3767 0.03672 292 205 64 23
762 I thought you said you were bringing an imaginary friend! 1.3767 0.03640 292 204 66 22
763 He explicitly said "no autographs" and you thought a selfie would be fine? 1.3767 0.03640 292 204 66 22
764 Is everyone on Paleo this cranky? 1.3767 0.04225 223 157 48 18
765 "It's eerie to see him in the wild and not tweeting." 1.3765 0.04293 247 181 39 27
766 He's crude,rude,lewd and on the way up. I have an idea, lets make him president. 1.3765 0.04229 255 187 40 28
767 No pictures. Both of us vowed to be more present this year. 1.3764 0.03975 271 195 50 26
768 We're in luck, he said tourists are too salty. 1.3763 0.03617 279 192 69 18
769 He's a great guide but his people skills are abominable 1.3763 0.03892 279 200 53 26
770 He wanted directions to “Sasquatchewan” 1.3763 0.03800 295 212 55 28
771 You were the only one being abominable just now, Steve! 1.3760 0.04008 258 184 51 23
772 Why didn't you just ask him for directions? 1.3759 0.03734 274 191 63 20
773 The tour guide really seems at home up here 1.3759 0.03625 274 188 69 17
774 I've been such a fool, Bob. I'm back. Can you ever forgive me? 1.3755 0.04046 237 166 53 18
775 You and your stupid Dad jokes, no we aren't "there Yeti!" 1.3755 0.04026 253 180 51 22
776 He said we shouldn't have spent so much money on Gore-Tex 1.3755 0.04084 261 189 46 26
777 Quit following me! I told you I’m with him now. 1.3755 0.03960 269 193 51 25
778 He's a great guide, but he's not much for conversation. 1.3755 0.03670 269 185 67 17
779 I told you he wouldn't believe in us. 1.3750 0.03878 248 172 59 17
780 Why can’t we ever go out, just the two of us, Harold? 1.3750 0.04215 256 188 40 28
781 Hard to miss....looks like it is true what they say about big feet. 1.3750 0.04120 264 193 43 28
782 Flip a coin to see whose tent he shares? 1.3750 0.03606 288 200 68 20
783 Why can't you just ask directions,Keith?! 1.3750 0.03823 272 192 58 22
784 All I said was that we think he’s a myth. 1.3746 0.03850 283 203 54 26
785 I thought he was with you. 1.3746 0.03751 283 200 60 23
786 The one time we leave our phones in the car. 1.3745 0.03964 275 199 49 27
787 Sorry Dave, but you know what they say--big foot..." 1.3745 0.04064 275 202 43 30
788 You just had to mention his feet! 1.3745 0.03887 251 175 58 18
789 We need to go back to the crevasse and take a left. 1.3745 0.03968 251 177 54 20
790 He says he isn't abominable, just antisocial. 1.3742 0.03521 302 210 71 21
791 The one time we decide to leave our cell phones behind!.., 1.3741 0.03764 278 196 60 22
792 He said conditions up ahead are abominable. 1.3741 0.04017 270 196 47 27
793 I asked if I could follow him, but he said he's off Twitter. 1.3741 0.03842 270 191 57 22
794 I guess the Ice Man cometh and goeth. 1.3741 0.03770 270 189 61 20
795 Don't just stand there, make him give me my camera back. 1.3737 0.03769 281 199 59 23
796 He seemed cold to me. 1.3737 0.03836 281 201 55 25
797 I thought his feet would be bigger. 1.3736 0.03812 273 193 58 22
798 Apparently, it IS lonely at the top. 1.3736 0.03743 265 184 63 18
799 He's not as abominable in person. 1.3736 0.03856 265 187 57 21
800 You meet the same people on the way down as you do on the way up. 1.3735 0.03940 257 182 54 21
801 I’m sorry Brett. It’s been an amazing journey, but I just have to follow my heart. 1.3735 0.03989 249 176 53 20
802 I’m going with him, he doesn’t need to stop all the time to ask for directions! 1.3735 0.04029 249 177 51 21
803 Well that was a little anti-climatic. We still don't know the meaning of life. 1.3732 0.03782 276 195 59 22
804 'Let's unplug,' he says. 'Who needs phones on hikes?' he says. Bigfoot dammit! People who see Bigfoot need phones on hikes! 1.3731 0.03825 268 189 58 21
805 I can't explain it. It just happened. 1.3731 0.04038 268 195 46 27
806 Mostly grumbling but I thought I heard something about climate change. 1.3731 0.03933 268 192 52 24
807 He'll be right back; he forgot to feed the cat. 1.3731 0.03831 260 182 59 19
808 Everything was fine till you made that manscaping crack. 1.3730 0.04034 252 180 50 22
809 From here on it gets a bit hairy. 1.3729 0.03919 236 163 58 15
810 Dad! You promised you would be nice to him! 1.3729 0.03673 295 209 62 24
811 It only gets hairier from here on out. 1.3727 0.03936 271 195 51 25
812 Yet I like him. 1.3727 0.03866 271 193 55 23
813 Well maybe you should think before you call someone abominable! 1.3727 0.03866 271 193 55 23
814 He made a pass at me and you DID NOTHING ?!! 1.3726 0.03949 263 188 52 23
815 Next time I get to choose a guide. 1.3725 0.03922 255 180 55 20
816 No, Jason...the $250 you spent on that trekking pole...that's abominable. 1.3724 0.03843 290 210 52 28
817 Yes, he says they only kill the ones on snowboards 1.3723 0.03800 274 194 58 22
818 Please, make it stop. He's been singing "valderee valdera" since base camp. 1.3723 0.03835 274 195 56 23
819 I just feel like you're missing the big picture here. 1.3721 0.03889 258 182 56 20
820 I told you he was the best guide if you want to avoid the crowds. 1.3721 0.03889 258 182 56 20
821 OK, so it's Big Foot not a yeti. You really know how to spoil a moment don't you. 1.3720 0.04134 250 181 45 24
822 He has to go back up. He thinks he left his iPhone at the summit. 1.3719 0.03696 285 201 62 22
823 He's a local 1.3719 0.04026 242 171 52 19
824 If you think his FEET are big ... 1.3718 0.03701 277 194 63 20
825 He said he doesn't believe in us 1.3718 0.03771 277 196 59 22
826 I told him I was looking for a more evolved guy. 1.3717 0.03921 269 193 52 24
827 We look like tourists. 1.3717 0.03849 269 191 56 22
828 You promised, no nude resorts this year. 1.3717 0.03956 269 194 50 25
829 I asked him if he was a Yeti and he said ‘Not yeti’. 1.3716 0.03933 261 186 53 22
830 Thanks, Brad, I'll take it from here. 1.3715 0.03902 253 178 56 19
831 He wanted to know if Donald Trump was still president. 1.3714 0.03776 280 199 58 23
832 Great. Next on the bucket list is Hoffa. 1.3713 0.03819 272 193 57 22
833 He said he's going to Starbucks and asked if we wanted anything. 1.3711 0.03987 256 183 51 22
834 So what if he is? Did you have to call him Abominable to his face? 1.3711 0.04025 256 184 49 23
835 It’s over, John. I’m going to follow my heart. 1.3710 0.03813 283 203 55 25
836 he asked me to join the mile high club. I told him that was an urban legend. 1.3708 0.04133 240 172 47 21
837 I didn't see HIM using a GPS 1.3708 0.03720 267 186 63 18
838 He may be abominable, but at least he listens to me! 1.3707 0.03877 259 183 56 20
839 You are not paying attention to me. 1.3706 0.03816 286 206 54 26
840 He says we're trespassing. 1.3704 0.03838 270 192 56 22
841 Sorry, Jorge, but size does matter. A lot. 1.3704 0.04047 270 198 44 28
842 He’s way less blurry than I imagined. 1.3704 0.03873 270 193 54 23
843 He wanted to know if America was great again. 1.3701 0.03765 281 200 58 23
844 He mumbled something about "the wall" and kept going 1.3701 0.03969 254 181 52 21
845 So many doubt his existence--he just needed to feel validated. 1.3700 0.03772 273 193 59 21
846 I'm starting to think he's not a sherpa. 1.3696 0.03857 257 181 57 19
847 Like I said, it gets a little hairy near the top. 1.3696 0.03696 257 177 65 15
848 He's just going to get his camera so he can take a selfie with us." 1.3695 0.03669 295 210 61 24
849 He seemed nice. 1.3695 0.03637 295 209 63 23
850 Yes, I asked for directions. We were lost! 1.3694 0.03820 268 190 57 21
851 He said he was going back up until Trump gets impeached. 1.3694 0.04102 268 198 41 29
852 You're abominable... He's harmless. 1.3692 0.03940 260 186 52 22
853 No, YOU ask him if he wants to take a selfie. 1.3692 0.04124 260 191 42 27
854 Abominable, yeti find him intriguing. 1.3692 0.03783 279 199 57 23
855 I told you five times: the proper ethnic description is 'substantially-footed American'. 1.3690 0.03828 252 176 59 17
856 I'm sorry, John. I have to follow my heart. 1.3690 0.03869 252 177 57 18
857 That nice hairy man said he would like to have us over for dinner tonight. 1.3688 0.04054 263 192 45 26
858 I asked if we were near the summit, and he said, ‘Not yeti.’ 1.3688 0.04054 263 192 45 26
859 When you said we'd have a local guide, I didn't understand just how local you meant. 1.3688 0.03853 282 204 52 26
860 Of course I'm leaving you. Look at those feet. 1.3686 0.03760 274 194 59 21
861 They were out of Sherpas. 1.3686 0.03866 274 197 53 24
862 Larry I’m sorry ! Size does matter 1.3684 0.04046 247 177 49 21
863 It’s not you, it’s him. 1.3682 0.03801 277 198 56 23
864 OUR relationship is abominable, Bob. I'm going with him. 1.3682 0.03835 277 199 54 24
865 He's a little touchy about the A-word. 1.3682 0.03766 258 180 61 17
866 No internet connection! There is no point to any of this if we can't post it to social media! 1.3682 0.04184 239 173 44 22
867 She says that her children don't believe that there is such a thing as a human. Would you mind? It would only take a minute. 1.3681 0.03631 288 203 64 21
868 Don't wait up. 1.3681 0.03598 288 202 66 20
869 I was told it’s a great hike but with all this cloud cover there’s just not anything that interesting to see. 1.3680 0.03845 269 192 55 22
870 He said that “closing the parks was an abomination”. 1.3678 0.04147 261 193 40 28
871 I still think we should have asked for directions 1.3678 0.04105 242 174 47 21
872 Really? You had to use the 'a' word? 1.3678 0.04146 242 175 45 22
873 He said to count to ten and try to find him again. 1.3677 0.03637 291 206 63 22
874 We met in college. He's just a friend. 1.3677 0.03572 291 204 67 20
875 This is humiliating for us. I bet he never even trained. 1.3676 0.03742 272 192 60 20
876 Wow. I always assumed that Bigfoot was a male. 1.3676 0.03885 272 196 52 24
877 Will you just ask for directions already! 1.3676 0.04016 253 182 49 22
878 He’s the Deplorable Snowman, and wants to Make Mt. Everest Great Again. 1.3674 0.04005 264 192 47 25
879 No, I agree with him - it’s your attitude that’s abominable 1.3674 0.03821 264 187 57 20
880 He seemed nice but he didn't know anyone who went to Yale. 1.3674 0.03858 264 188 55 21
881 Again, his name is Edwin and he identifies as POST-human. 1.3673 0.03413 294 202 76 16
882 You had to go and call him abominable, didn’t you? 1.3673 0.03819 275 197 55 23
883 He called me an abominable human being! 1.3673 0.03956 275 201 47 27
884 See what? 1.3672 0.03864 256 181 56 19
885 He knows a great ramen place. And there's no wait." 1.3672 0.03784 256 179 60 17
886 Not Yeti was a perfectly appropriate pun. 1.3671 0.03876 286 209 49 28
887 I told you not to mention his small hands! 1.3670 0.03972 267 194 48 25
888 And Yet . . . I no longer find him abominable. 1.3669 0.03650 278 195 64 19
889 No, not a word. Just the cold shoulder. 1.3668 0.03948 259 186 51 22
890 Oh, he was just asking if it was 2020 yet. 1.3668 0.03687 289 206 60 23
891 Yes, the Ice Man has cometh. 1.3667 0.04085 240 172 48 20
892 Yes he is abominable and you voted for him... 1.3667 0.04177 270 203 35 32
893 Can we leave our phones behind and connect with nature for once?" Good call Marty 1.3665 0.03726 281 200 59 22
894 He’s your uncle; you tell him to put some clothes on. 1.3665 0.04154 251 184 42 25
895 Next time, you get the guide! 1.3664 0.03878 262 187 54 21
896 Okay, you're right. Everybody goes to Davos now. 1.3664 0.03802 262 185 58 19
897 Oh yeah? Well, you wouldn't notice if a Yeti walked by! 1.3663 0.03695 273 192 62 19
898 Says he's headed back to a more civil society. 1.3663 0.03964 243 172 53 18
899 He's not the guy. He says his name is 'Yeto'. 1.3661 0.03844 254 179 57 18
900 Stop interrupting!! For you, there's never a good time to discuss our relationship! 1.3660 0.03771 265 187 59 19
901 'Take nothing but pictures, leave nothing but footprints,' was NOT what I was expecting. 1.3660 0.03883 265 190 53 22
902 He said our footprint is bigger than his is now. 1.3660 0.03846 265 189 55 21
903 He says the wait for the summit is about 20 minutes, and suggests we relax in the bar. 1.3659 0.03630 276 193 65 18
904 He said, "Don't tell anyone you saw me." 1.3659 0.03704 287 205 59 23
905 Got anymore mushrooms? 1.3657 0.03959 268 195 48 25
906 He was hoping we could give him directions. 1.3656 0.03603 279 195 66 18
907 Oh really, Carl? What's more likely, that Bigfoot's standing behind me, or that I'm very high and we're standing in a Wendy's? 1.3656 0.03812 279 201 54 24
908 It said we're just a figment of its imagination. 1.3655 0.03772 290 210 54 26
909 Great...now we have to have lunch with him! 1.3655 0.03896 249 176 55 18
910 That whole "abominable" thing is no longer PC. Can we just go with "Alpine Hominid"? 1.3654 0.03897 260 186 53 21
911 You were supposed to bring the camera! 1.3653 0.03821 271 194 55 22
912 He said he would like to be known as the “somewhat disturbing snowman” 1.3653 0.03600 271 188 67 16
913 You just had to use the A-word, didn’t you? 1.3652 0.03617 293 208 63 22
914 He said I could do better if I didn’t shave my legs. 1.3650 0.03826 274 197 54 23
915 We’re wasting our time. I haven’t seen even one footprint. 1.3650 0.03684 274 193 62 19
916 He was more interesting before he came out. 1.3650 0.03684 274 193 62 19
917 Yeah, I'm freezing, too! We should have sprung for the PolarFleece Xtreme suit like Gary did. 1.3648 0.04214 233 169 43 21
918 next time...I pick the guide! 1.3648 0.03908 244 172 55 17
919 I'd say he's pretty terrible, but not abominable. 1.3648 0.03951 244 173 53 18
920 One more time---we broke up years ago 1.3647 0.03911 255 182 53 20
921 Are you sure this was the guide we booked on Travelocity? 1.3647 0.04066 255 186 45 24
922 Let's just say that her 23andMe results didn't come back as expected. 1.3647 0.03979 266 194 47 25
923 He says to avoid the latrine at Camp 4. 1.3647 0.03722 266 187 61 18
924 He prefers "they" and thought "abominable" was very judgmental 1.3646 0.03762 277 198 57 22
925 This isn't what I meant when I asked for a local guide. 1.3646 0.03758 288 208 55 25
926 He was mainly complaining about his abominable wife. 1.3643 0.03956 258 186 50 22
927 He said, if he's so abominable, find yourself another sherpa, pal. 1.3643 0.03730 269 190 60 19
928 Yeah, Bob, he may be abominable but he's not deplorable like you. 1.3642 0.03571 302 215 64 23
929 ‘Abominable’? Really? Go apologize. 1.3640 0.03923 261 188 51 22
930 She got offended when I called her the Abominable Snow-MAN 1.3640 0.03769 261 184 59 18
931 That reminds me. You need to go in for another back waxing. 1.3640 0.03983 272 200 45 27
932 Ask him what the Wi-Fi password is. 1.3636 0.03775 286 207 54 25
933 What did you expect after draining the swamp? 1.3633 0.03779 289 210 53 26
934 He said he's with National Geographic. 1.3633 0.03680 278 197 61 20
935 Well let's just follow that guy then, he seems to know where he's going. 1.3633 0.03609 278 195 65 18
936 More like the apathetic snowman to me 1.3633 0.03859 267 192 53 22
937 'Hire a sherpa,' I said. 'Let's go a little native,' you said. 1.3630 0.03655 292 209 60 23
938 He's twice the man you'll ever be. 1.3630 0.03722 281 201 58 22
939 No! I'm going to ask for directions! 1.3630 0.03756 281 202 56 23
940 I guess it's true what they say about big feet. 1.3630 0.03856 281 205 50 26
941 Not to intimidate you, but you have some big shoes to fill. 1.3630 0.03856 281 205 50 26
942 Seriously? In Aspen? 1.3629 0.03866 259 185 54 20
943 I'm not saying we've been climbing for ages, but he was entirely clean-shaven when we started. 1.3629 0.03788 259 183 58 18
944 He says the view is not worth the climb. 1.3629 0.03945 248 177 52 19
945 You know, it’d be a lot easier to find Bigfoot if we weren’t blind. 1.3629 0.04287 237 175 38 24
946 Call him abominable all you like. I'm still leaving you. 1.3627 0.03660 295 212 59 24
947 You're entitled to your opinion, but I think he's adorable. 1.3627 0.03556 284 199 67 18
948 The heart wants what it wants. Good bye, Grayson. 1.3626 0.03726 273 194 59 20
949 We dated in college. 1.3626 0.03984 262 191 47 24
950 Is it possible that we are in a car insurance commercial? 1.3625 0.04037 240 172 49 19
951 I don’t miss a thing hiking blind, do you? 1.3624 0.04440 229 171 33 25
952 He's not abominable, he's just a Republican. 1.3623 0.03987 265 194 46 25
953 Melania finally did divorce him 1.3623 0.04023 265 195 44 26
954 No-- it's average size . 1.3623 0.04128 265 198 38 29
955 He wanted to know if we were developers. 1.3623 0.03878 265 191 52 22
956 Abominable? No. I think he just lacks People skills. Let's press on. 1.3623 0.03766 265 188 58 19
957 He insists he’s not. 1.3622 0.03715 254 177 62 15
958 Can you believe it? He acted like he doesn’t even know us. 1.3621 0.03639 290 207 61 22
959 The summit is closed due to the government shutdown 1.3619 0.04024 268 198 43 27
960 Sorry Jerome, in this environment, size does matter! 1.3618 0.04249 246 183 37 26
961 He says he gets that a lot. 1.3616 0.03887 271 197 50 24
962 He wondered why women always have to be the one asking for directions. 1.3615 0.03968 260 189 48 23
963 For the last time - don't call him that. He is very sensitive about his foot size 1.3614 0.04172 249 184 40 25
964 I can in fact confirm that we are standing downwind. 1.3614 0.03677 249 172 64 13
965 I'm sorry Ted, I'm leaving you for a real whatever he is. 1.3613 0.03642 274 193 63 18
966 That was really insensitive, John. 1.3613 0.03620 310 225 58 27
967 He just said "Yeti, set go!" and took off. 1.3610 0.04191 241 177 41 23
968 Really? I thought his English was pretty good, considering. 1.3609 0.03688 302 220 55 27
969 You could've asked for directions. 1.3609 0.03866 266 192 52 22
970 I said he was evolving. Not that he and I were involved. 1.3607 0.03863 280 205 49 26
971 They won't believe us if we don't have a selfie. 1.3606 0.03725 269 191 59 19
972 Look, he's local & says he knows a good coffee place. I thought we agreed to 'not be tourists' on this trip... 1.3606 0.03799 269 193 55 21
973 He said dinner is at 7:00, and 'all paleo' is just a stereotype. 1.3606 0.03977 269 198 45 26
974 I told you. He's sick of hearing about Trump. 1.3606 0.03799 269 193 55 21
975 He just wanted to make sure that we knew that this is a clothing optional mountain. 1.3603 0.03584 272 190 66 16
976 I'm leaving with him. And no, it has nothing to do with the size of his feet. 1.3600 0.03919 250 179 52 19
977 I forgot the camera. 1.3600 0.03879 275 201 49 25
978 Oh God, do you think he saw us? 1.3598 0.03695 264 186 61 17
979 He said he thought we were unsubstantiated sightings 1.3598 0.03922 264 192 49 23
980 You know, he was actually kinda bominable. 1.3598 0.03922 264 192 49 23
981 He asked if we'd seen any abominable snow women in the vicinity. 1.3598 0.03848 264 190 53 21
982 OK, have it your way. You saw a yeti. 1.3597 0.03711 278 199 58 21
983 Calling him abominable Jeffrey, doesn’t change the fact that he’s still president 1.3596 0.03960 292 220 39 33
984 You heard him, Jim. We're just going to stop at his cave for a quick lunch and then we'll be on our way. 1.3596 0.03705 267 189 60 18
985 He was just wondering if my boots come in a 26-E. 1.3595 0.03922 242 172 53 17
986 He said that Donald Trump is a con man and its obvious that he had conspired with Russia to rig the 2016 election. He's optimistic because he can see how sharp and tough Nancy Pelosi is and he hopes to see the entire Trump family put in jail. 1.3594 0.04196 256 192 36 28
987 I haven'seen him since college. 1.3594 0.03773 256 181 58 17
988 If I have to settle for cold and emotionless, I’ll go with the Yeti. 1.3593 0.03859 270 196 51 23
989 Yes, Galen, I'm going with him. His empathetic listening skills and his willingness to forsake the negative din of social media are powerfully compelling inducements to cave dwelling. 1.3593 0.03750 270 193 57 20
990 He's grouchy ; but he runs an outstanding bed and breakfast. 1.3591 0.03861 259 186 53 20
991 Size does matter. 1.3590 0.03793 273 197 54 22
992 Please make your father put some pants on! 1.3590 0.03932 273 201 46 26
993 He said he can’t take our picture. Something about the federal furlough. 1.3588 0.03867 262 189 52 21
994 I'm pregnant. 1.3584 0.03936 279 207 44 28
995 Sure, his manners aren't perfect. But abominable? 1.3583 0.03899 240 170 54 16
996 What did you say to him? 1.3583 0.03792 254 180 57 17
997 He may be abominable, but you're just a jerk. 1.3582 0.03985 268 198 44 26
998 Apparently, mistaking Yeti for Sasquatch is a no-no. 1.3582 0.03567 282 199 65 18
999 I can’t believe you’re leaving me for him. You made me shave everything! 1.3582 0.03740 282 204 55 23
1000 So What. It's fur, and I want it. 1.3581 0.03614 296 213 60 23
1001 He said we're overdressed. 1.3580 0.04079 243 177 45 21
1002 Just for once can I ask for directions? 1.3579 0.03745 285 207 54 24
1003 He understands me. That’s why! 1.3579 0.03810 285 209 50 26
1004 You know, it might just be the altitude. 1.3577 0.03848 260 187 53 20
1005 He happens to be very sensitive about his appearance, but you wouldn't know anything about that would you. 1.3577 0.03746 274 197 56 21
1006 What if I DO think his butt's cuter than yours? 1.3577 0.03600 274 193 64 17
1007 Due to climate change, we're seeing a lot more yettis this time of the year. 1.3574 0.03843 249 177 55 17
1008 I 'm sorry Hans, he's just more equipped. 1.3574 0.04039 263 195 42 26
1009 Great. Now we've lost our guide. 1.3574 0.03855 277 203 49 25
1010 Go ahead. You always wanted a man cave. 1.3574 0.03855 277 203 49 25
1011 ...But you had to have a no phone rule! 1.3574 0.03646 277 197 61 19
1012 Oh my God! It's not a myth! It's true what they say about big feet! 1.3574 0.03821 277 202 51 24
1013 He asked if I knew if there were any good reason to go down into civilization. 1.3574 0.03681 277 198 59 20
1014 He says he's been designated acting interior secretary. 1.3574 0.03846 291 216 46 29
1015 I said it a dozen times on the way up. He’s Abominable, not Deplorable! 1.3571 0.03861 266 193 51 22
1016 So much for solitude. 1.3571 0.03861 266 193 51 22
1017 This is the LAST time you pick the guide! 1.3571 0.03787 266 191 55 20
1018 He said he wants a guaranteed $655 per day, $2,272 per week, 3.6% of distributor's gross receipts for television/cable, and, for video discs, 4.5% of the first million sold and 5.4% thereafter. Call his agent tomorrow when you are ready to sign. 1.3569 0.03695 283 204 57 22
1019 We see celebrities all the time in New York, what's the big deal here? 1.3569 0.03729 283 205 55 23
1020 He called US the abominable ones. 1.3569 0.03893 283 210 45 28
1021 It's pretty hairy going up. Coming down not so much. 1.3569 0.03720 269 192 58 19
1022 Did you really have to ask him for a selfie? 1.3569 0.03793 269 194 54 21
1023 Yeti, she persisted... 1.3566 0.03894 286 213 44 29
1024 He might be abominable but at least he's willing to take our relationship to the next level. 1.3566 0.03634 286 205 60 21
1025 At least he listens to me. 1.3566 0.04058 258 191 42 25
1026 He's not making foot prints because he's an illusion. What's our excuse? 1.3564 0.03805 275 200 52 23
1027 He looks like someone we could ask for directions 1.3563 0.03719 261 185 59 17
1028 I found him quite pleasant, not abominable at all. 1.3563 0.04150 247 183 40 24
1029 I wouldn't bother going all the way up. He says its lonely at the top. 1.3562 0.03929 233 165 53 15
1030 I.m leaving because at least HE isn't going to spend years figuring out if he wants to go back to graduate school or finally start a family. 1.3562 0.03581 292 209 62 21
1031 He didn’t like my calling him Herr Suit. 1.3562 0.03742 292 214 52 26
1032 He said if we wanted a guru, we've climbed the wrong mountain. 1.3562 0.03646 292 211 58 23
1033 I'll tell you what I'm not going to do. I'm not going to go back down this damn hill and tell everyone I saw..."BIGFOOT"! 1.3561 0.03706 278 200 57 21
1034 What do you mean you forgot the camera Brad! 1.3561 0.03635 278 198 61 19
1035 Look, we can't give a dollar to everyone! 1.3561 0.03690 264 187 60 17
1036 Well, now I feel overdressed. 1.3560 0.03830 250 178 55 17
1037 Now that’s a snowsuit. 1.3560 0.03614 250 173 65 12
1038 I'm sorry, Peter, but I must leave you because I've come to realize that size does matter. 1.3559 0.03745 295 217 51 27
1039 When you texted, "Yeti digress," was there supposed to be a comma? 1.3559 0.03912 281 209 44 28
1040 He could have asked for directions. Yeti didn't. 1.3558 0.03885 267 195 49 23
1041 What do you have against asking for directions? 1.3558 0.03812 267 193 53 21
1042 He says that they're building a wall but we'll have to pay for it. 1.3558 0.03885 267 195 49 23
1043 Are you sure it's not him? Let me see that photo again. 1.3556 0.03650 284 204 59 21
1044 Don't ask don't tell. 1.3556 0.03708 270 193 58 19
1045 He's getting a fourth for bridge. 1.3556 0.03818 270 196 52 22
1046 Don't be so jealous. Sometimes big feet mean just that. 1.3556 0.03818 270 196 52 22
1047 He’s in training. Full ride next year at Alabama. 1.3556 0.03854 270 197 50 23
1048 He didn't seem all that abominable. 1.3555 0.03643 256 179 63 14
1049 What do you mean you FORGOT to charge the camera? 1.3554 0.03657 287 207 58 22
1050 He took my picture! 1.3554 0.04129 242 178 42 22
1051 Yet he persists 1.3553 0.03716 273 196 57 20
1052 He said he can't wait to tell his friends he met a real compassionate conservative in the wild. 1.3553 0.03927 273 202 45 26
1053 He said the "abominable" thing is just a racist stereotype 1.3552 0.03816 259 186 54 19
1054 I suddenly find you inadequate as a man. 1.3552 0.03737 259 184 58 17
1055 For the eighth time, it’s abominable, not abdominal. 1.3552 0.03790 290 214 49 27
1056 Definitely not 'abominable.' He was actually quite pleasant 1.3548 0.03624 279 199 61 19
1057 He said we could post a photo as long as we don’t tag him. 1.3547 0.03717 265 189 58 18
1058 Not only does he have a big foot... 1.3547 0.03977 265 196 44 25
1059 He's pretty upset. He said he spotted me but no one believed him. 1.3547 0.03868 234 165 55 14
1060 He was trying to seek asylum. Bad timing! Poor guy. 1.3546 0.03900 282 210 44 28
1061 That's just great, Tom! You can find an imaginary snow beast but you still can't find the courage to get me a ring. 1.3546 0.03981 251 183 47 21
1062 It's not a yeti, it's Bigfoot, and he's as lost as we are. 1.3546 0.04060 251 185 43 23
1063 'Abominable?' Really? It's 2019, Jim. 1.3545 0.03611 268 189 63 16
1064 He said we could take a selfie with him, but first he had to get dressed. 1.3545 0.03533 268 187 67 14
1065 It’s disheartening to learn that people don’t believe in you. 1.3544 0.03926 237 169 52 16
1066 Yes, Michael, for the umpteenth time, I do think our guide does know what he's doing!" 1.3543 0.03827 254 182 54 18
1067 He told me to go back down - there is nothing to see here... 1.3543 0.04025 254 187 44 23
1068 Here's my idea: you follow him while I leave. 1.3542 0.03982 271 202 42 27
1069 He said 'No one's going to believe me when I tell them I saw you.' 1.3542 0.03770 271 196 54 21
1070 I can't help myself, Stan. There's just something about Hairy. 1.3542 0.03622 271 192 62 17
1071 Footprints, no I don't recall seeing any footprints. Why? 1.3542 0.03622 271 192 62 17
1072 He my be abominable but he still has feelings. 1.3541 0.03673 257 181 61 15
1073 Bigfoot is a no good, hairy vagrant who contributes nothing to -- he's right behind me, isn't he? 1.3541 0.03835 257 185 53 19
1074 I told him that we already had plans for dinner. 1.3540 0.03632 274 195 61 18
1075 You're imagining things. I'm not seeing anyone else. 1.3540 0.03705 274 197 57 20
1076 He's not exactly abominable...more like an antisocial climber. 1.3540 0.03776 274 199 53 22
1077 John, that man isn't wearing any pants. 1.3538 0.03804 260 187 54 19
1078 Have you ever thought about growing a beard? 1.3538 0.03843 260 188 52 20
1079 He is a last minute hire during the government shut down....Parks sent him over.... 1.3538 0.03804 260 187 54 19
1080 I'm sorry, but foot size really does matter. 1.3536 0.03752 280 204 53 23
1081 At least he knows where he’s going...” 1.3535 0.03254 331 234 77 20
1082 It’s not you, John. I just like hairy men. 1.3534 0.03961 249 181 48 20
1083 ...f**kin' tourists... 1.3534 0.04000 266 198 42 26
1084 O.M.G. I thought you said you were going hiking with Betty! 1.3534 0.03928 266 196 46 24
1085 "You've gone and hurt his feelings. Why did you have to mention the size of his hands?" 1.3534 0.03781 266 192 54 20
1086 How gullible do you think I am. I am blind,Karen, not stupid 1.3534 0.03743 266 191 56 19
1087 Closed, and he is on furlough. 1.3532 0.03805 252 180 55 17
1088 This tour guide is unbelievable. 1.3532 0.03887 252 182 51 19
1089 It's all right, he says he is just a hallucination caused by low oxygen. 1.3532 0.04085 252 187 41 24
1090 He’s our Uber to the summit. 1.3532 0.03825 269 196 51 22
1091 He’s really not much for conversation but for 50 bucks, he’ll let you take a selfie with him at the summit. 1.3531 0.03384 286 199 73 14
1092 Once, again, no camera! 1.3531 0.03669 303 223 53 27
1093 What can I say, I have primitive taste. 1.3529 0.04088 255 190 40 25
1094 I don't know if he was insulted by "Abominable" or "Snowman". 1.3529 0.03722 272 196 56 20
1095 He said he was still with Trump no matter what the Mueller report says. 1.3529 0.03865 272 200 48 24
1096 He said, " You don't know what it means to be lost " 1.3529 0.03855 255 184 52 19
1097 Yes! Fondue at his place...and you said the locals were cold and distant. 1.3527 0.03765 275 200 53 22
1098 He prefers Indomitable to Abominable... . And, most of all he hates being called Abdominal. 1.3525 0.03521 278 196 66 16
1099 He said we're going the wrong way.." 1.3525 0.03735 278 202 54 22
1100 What? All I meant was, proportionally, his feet aren't that large. 1.3525 0.03792 261 188 54 19
1101 Jimmy, I'm sorry, but you know what they say about big feet. 1.3523 0.03842 281 208 47 26
1102 You just had to call him "abominable. 1.3523 0.03603 281 201 61 19
1103 I don't know. I don't speak Yetish. 1.3523 0.03673 281 203 57 21
1104 Would it kill him to wear underwear. 1.3523 0.03875 281 209 45 27
1105 I'm beginning to think this guy's not a real Sherpa 1.3522 0.03856 247 177 53 17
1106 he said there's a Starbuck's just a bit further up. 1.3521 0.03679 284 206 56 22
1107 Of course he’s upset! How would you feel if I went around calling you ‘big nose’? 1.3520 0.04028 250 184 44 22
1108 He said we should close our eyes, count to 100, then try to find him. 1.3520 0.03948 250 182 48 20
1109 So what’s the big surprise you have for me? 1.3520 0.03988 250 183 46 21
1110 Yes, he is abominable! But he has good health insurance and he. adores Ruth Bader Ginsberg! 1.3518 0.03954 253 185 47 21
1111 I hope you're still proud of your "tech-free" vacation! 1.3518 0.03954 253 185 47 21
1112 No, no, that's just Big Dave. He's been running the nudist colony up the hill for about a decade now. 1.3516 0.03720 256 182 58 16
1113 My ex. He is abominable. 1.3516 0.03998 256 189 44 23
1114 Yet he left 1.3514 0.03958 276 207 41 28
1115 And get this, he's got a hot spot for internet. 1.3514 0.03718 276 200 55 21
1116 He said no photos - he’s still unhappy about the whole “abominable “ thing. 1.3514 0.03857 276 204 47 25
1117 I told him it's just a legend, but he wants to check for himself. 1.3514 0.03888 259 189 49 21
1118 See, even Sasquatch will stop and ask for directions! 1.3511 0.03894 262 192 48 22
1119 I don't like where this is going. 1.3511 0.03662 262 186 60 16
1120 Though I warned him not to continue, Yeti persisted. 1.3511 0.03662 262 186 60 16
1121 He may be abominable, but at least he puts the seat down. 1.3510 0.03876 245 176 52 17
1122 He asked if we'd encountered anything unusual on the way up. I said not yeti and he took off in a huff. 1.3510 0.03876 245 176 52 17
1123 Sorry, Tim. Turns out he's totally bominable. 1.3509 0.03825 265 193 51 21
1124 So much for the legend - his feet seem perfectly proportional to me. 1.3507 0.03831 268 196 50 22
1125 Of course he’s upset. ‘Sasquatch’ is a slur! The proper term is ‘Hirsute-American.’ 1.3506 0.04264 231 172 37 22
1126 I know. But he says he knows a short cut. 1.3504 0.03908 234 167 52 15
1127 He's a lot less expensive than a Sherpa. 1.3504 0.03552 274 194 64 16
1128 No more arguing, I'm asking directions 1.3503 0.03556 294 212 61 21
1129 Well if you don’t want me to ask for directions then don’t lose the map next time. 1.3502 0.04023 257 191 42 24
1130 He said he's actually the sweet one in the family but that his brother IS quite abominable. 1.3502 0.03583 257 180 64 13
1131 I bet he does sas-squats. 1.3502 0.04098 257 193 38 26
1132 Wouldn’t an acid trip have been easier? 1.3502 0.03776 277 203 51 23
1133 He just wished you'd asked before taking a picture 1.3500 0.03747 280 205 52 23
1134 He said he’s looking for the illusive human. 1.3500 0.03837 260 189 51 20
1135 I know you care about me, but he makes me a better person 1.3500 0.03643 280 202 58 20
1136 All he said was ‘Goodbye’, and then mumbled something about ‘The Ascent Of Man’. 1.3500 0.03882 280 209 44 27
1137 I told you not to mention Bigfoot. --Now he's going to pout the rest of the way up! 1.3498 0.03919 263 194 46 23
1138 I don't understand why men refuse to ask for directions. 1.3498 0.03729 263 189 56 18
1139 « He only needs 5,000 steps to reach his goal. » 1.3496 0.03813 266 194 51 21
1140 He says he needs a wall to keep riffraff off the summit. 1.3496 0.03850 266 195 49 22
1141 He’s upset, Charles. I would be too if you called me abominable. 1.3495 0.03530 289 207 63 19
1142 He says he knows where the best wi-fi spot is. 1.3494 0.03855 269 198 48 23
1143 We can never tell your Uncle he was right, we'll never hear the end of it. 1.3494 0.04036 249 184 43 22
1144 Do you think he'd take our picture? 1.3493 0.03860 272 201 47 24
1145 I want a divorce and yes, there is someone else. 1.3491 0.03794 275 202 50 23
1146 He said, “get your camera out, you’re not going to believe the view!” 1.3491 0.03541 275 195 64 16
1147 So great that your aversion to asking for directions works across species. 1.3491 0.03794 275 202 50 23
1148 I said I would marry you if the Yeti was walking with the tooth fairy! 1.3490 0.03928 255 187 47 21
1149 I thought it would be bigger. 1.3490 0.03647 298 219 54 25
1150 You promised your mother wouldn't come this time! 1.3489 0.03833 278 206 47 25
1151 He says he's the new Chief of Staff 1.3489 0.03833 278 206 47 25
1152 I told him I was married 1.3488 0.03895 258 189 48 21
1153 The only thing that’s abominable, Jonathan, is your manners. 1.3488 0.03895 258 189 48 21
1154 He's moving to higher ground, citing habitat destruction and climate change. 1.3488 0.03633 281 203 58 20
1155 What did I tell you -- "layers." 1.3488 0.03453 281 198 68 15
1156 We talked, and yeti, yeti, yeti, we're engaged. 1.3487 0.03720 238 167 59 12
1157 Big deal! I’d be much more excited by the existence of a snack bar right now. 1.3487 0.03767 238 168 57 13
1158 I have dedicated my whole life to funding him, but I wasn’t expecting him to invite us back for coffee. 1.3487 0.03586 261 184 63 14
1159 Well yes, if you must know...size does matter. 1.3485 0.04047 241 177 44 20
1160 You really insulted him. Any idiot knows the difference between Sasquatch and The Abominable Snowman. 1.3485 0.03689 241 169 60 12
1161 You promised there wouldn’t be anyone else on this trail! 1.3485 0.03869 264 194 48 22
1162 He is going ahead to see if we can get a table by the window. 1.3485 0.03906 264 195 46 23
1163 Guess what, Travis. I think YOU'RE abominable. 1.3485 0.03794 264 192 52 20
1164 Why would you say that? I told you he was sensitive! 1.3485 0.03756 264 191 54 19
1165 He’s just a friend. 1.3483 0.03532 267 188 65 14
1166 He says he’s got some timeshare opportunities for us. 1.3483 0.03874 267 197 47 23
1167 Abominable? I found him rather nice. 1.3483 0.03620 290 211 57 22
1168 You say hirsute and I say hairsuit. What's the big deal? 1.3482 0.03462 313 227 63 23
1169 He said,"Don't overthink it." 1.3482 0.03311 313 222 73 18
1170 He says unless he gets the wall he's not coming down. 1.3482 0.04058 247 183 42 22
1171 He said this trail is closed until Trump caves on the wall. 1.3482 0.04138 247 185 38 24
1172 Our guide is a natural. 1.3481 0.03771 270 197 52 21
1173 He says three's a crowd. I'll see you back at base camp. 1.3481 0.03807 270 198 50 22
1174 I'm sorry Chad, but I need a man that doesn't wear a puffy jacket. 1.3481 0.03622 270 193 60 17
1175 Well, did you really think he would help after you called him abominable? 1.3480 0.03818 250 180 53 17
1176 He's very upset over our inaction on climate change 1.3480 0.03741 273 199 53 21
1177 If it looks like the Donald, walks like the Donald, and smells like the Donald, then it probably is a Sasquatch. 1.3480 0.03985 273 206 39 28
1178 You can't just call him that, Jim. 1.3478 0.03641 276 199 58 19
1179 Did you bring your grainy camera? 1.3478 0.03908 253 185 48 20
1180 How would you like it if I called you abominable? 1.3478 0.03786 253 182 54 17
1181 I'm sorry John, but you know what they say about big feet... 1.3478 0.03886 276 206 44 26
1182 Actually, I found him quite personable. 1.3478 0.03677 276 200 56 20
1183 He said to turn around or he's shutting down The Himalayas and building a wall. 1.3478 0.03948 253 186 46 21
1184 That Duluth underwear DOES look comfortable. 1.3478 0.04180 253 192 34 27
1185 We met on Sasquatch.com! 1.3477 0.03754 279 205 51 23
1186 If I found him, I can find the trail. 1.3477 0.03578 279 200 61 18
1187 Well, it's not the view I was expecting... 1.3477 0.03719 279 204 53 22
1188 He said he doesn't believe in climate change. 1.3477 0.03788 279 206 49 24
1189 "Do you think we can ask about Elvis?" 1.3476 0.04054 233 170 45 18
1190 It's nothing personal Chad. He's just more genuine than you. 1.3475 0.03921 259 191 46 22
1191 He was lost. 1.3475 0.03882 259 190 48 21
1192 Oddly enough, he IS dressed for it. 1.3475 0.03959 259 192 44 23
1193 He said he's not interested in being proven to exist. He thrives on the debate. 1.3475 0.03725 259 186 56 17
1194 I recognized the face but couldn’t remember his name. 1.3473 0.03450 262 182 69 11
1195 He said he left his car in the upper parking lot 1.3473 0.03735 262 189 55 18
1196 Well if you're not going to the top with me, I know someone ELSE who is. 1.3472 0.03667 265 190 58 17
1197 He says he prefers the path less travelled. 1.3471 0.03707 291 215 51 25
1198 When you say abominable, he hears unlovable. 1.3471 0.03675 291 214 53 24
1199 Much friendlier than the French! 1.3469 0.03686 271 196 56 19
1200 I didn't see what? 1.3468 0.03879 248 180 50 18
1201 We can't all be real. 1.3468 0.04003 248 183 44 21
1202 He said it's over, stop texting. 1.3468 0.03837 248 179 52 17
1203 He feels unseen. 1.3468 0.04084 248 185 40 23
1204 He wants to be called the Indomitable Snowman from now on. 1.3467 0.03657 274 198 57 19
1205 What’s his deal? All I asked was if he’d take our picture. 1.3467 0.03657 274 198 57 19
1206 It's just funny you're willing to follow anyone but me. 1.3466 0.03805 251 181 53 17
1207 That's all he said? "Humans exist." 1.3465 0.03690 254 181 58 15
1208 He said, "Don't eat the yellow snow." 1.3465 0.03815 254 184 52 18
1209 He said there is nothing to see up here. 1.3463 0.03863 257 188 49 20
1210 I'm sorry you came all this way John, but he loves me, hairy armpits and all. 1.3463 0.03979 257 191 43 23
1211 He says it's not me, it's him. 1.3463 0.03576 283 204 60 19
1212 Abominable is derogatory Steve! 1.3463 0.03576 283 204 60 19
1213 He’s actually quite amiable. 1.3463 0.03541 283 203 62 18
1214 Sorry, Trent. At this point in my life, I need someone who is more upwardly mobile. 1.3463 0.03646 283 206 56 21
1215 No", he said, "Not yeti." . . 1.3462 0.03908 260 192 46 22
1216 Another fur-loughed park ranger... 1.3462 0.03652 286 209 55 22
1217 "Well, that 'myth' happens to be our sherpa and he's very sensitive about his feet." 1.3462 0.03550 286 206 61 19
1218 Look at me when I'm talking! Don't you realize how unique I am in your life? 1.3460 0.03876 263 194 47 22
1219 I see your mother is joining us. 1.3460 0.04135 237 176 40 21
1220 Really? This mountain, this light and you want a picture of HIM? 1.3459 0.03694 266 192 56 18
1221 How was I supposed to know? I thought they liked being called abominable! 1.3458 0.03879 240 173 51 16
1222 Make sure there's nothing in the background when you take the picture. 1.3457 0.03550 269 191 63 15
1223 Apparently abominable is a trigger word. 1.3456 0.03548 298 217 59 22
1224 Well I’d walk away too if you kept calling me abominable. 1.3455 0.03754 275 202 51 22
1225 Big butt is more like it. 1.3455 0.03824 275 204 47 24
1226 He said, "Get off my lawn!" 1.3452 0.03956 252 186 45 21
1227 I'm sorry, but I need to be with someone who understands my needs. 1.3452 0.03956 252 186 45 21
1228 Can we just ask a local for directions? 1.3452 0.03708 252 180 57 15
1229 When I said bring the Yeti, I meant the thermos... 1.3452 0.03556 281 202 61 18
1230 Is it just me or does our Sherpa have really big feet? 1.3451 0.03882 255 187 48 20
1231 You didn't have to be so rude, he was just asking to borrow your cell phone. 1.3451 0.03635 284 207 56 21
1232 I told you my ex was a wild one. 1.3450 0.03889 258 190 47 21
1233 Okay, now that he took off his clothes I can see why you'd think our guide is a Yeti. 1.3450 0.03811 258 188 51 19
1234 He asked me if I had a sister. 1.3450 0.03850 258 189 49 20
1235 He just ate our sherpa. 1.3448 0.03857 261 192 48 21
1236 Honestly, the only abominable thing was his breath 1.3447 0.03512 264 186 65 13
1237 Of all things, you had to ask about his small hands? 1.3447 0.03863 264 195 47 22
1238 We're in luck! He said he'll be right back with some toothpaste. 1.3446 0.03566 267 190 62 15
1239 I know how you hate to ask for directions. So I asked. And he said “follow me”. 1.3446 0.03795 267 196 50 21
1240 He said three's a crowd 1.3446 0.03758 267 195 52 20
1241 I don't think he's going to be happy when he gets to the top and sees that we pooped in his cave. 1.3442 0.03599 276 199 59 18
1242 His accent is pretty hard to understand, but I've enjoyed the tour so far. 1.3441 0.03886 247 180 49 18
1243 I wouldn't say 'abominable.' I'd say 'rough-hewn.' 1.3441 0.03536 279 200 62 17
1244 Jeez, sometimes it's like I'm invisible or something. 1.3441 0.03572 279 201 60 18
1245 He came out of hiding to run for 2020, says 'he definitely has a shot in this political environment'. 1.3440 0.03936 250 184 46 20
1246 Mr. Yeti said that if we want a selfie at the summit with him AND the snow leopard, we are going to have to upgrade to the Platinum Package... Leslie Hardin Summit, New Jersey 1.3440 0.03769 250 180 54 16
1247 He was on the short list to replace Pruitt at EPA, but the President decided he wasn’t abominable enough. 1.3440 0.04096 250 188 38 24
1248 Now can we go home 1.3440 0.03753 282 209 49 24
1249 He just asked me what time it was. 1.3440 0.03651 282 206 55 21
1250 He says it's a pretty hairy climb from here on out... 1.3439 0.03942 253 187 45 21
1251 .....wonder if he knows the Summit Meeting was cancelled" 1.3439 0.03821 253 184 51 18
1252 He's less abominable than I had anticipated. 1.3439 0.03520 285 205 62 18
1253 Now's a good time to start our descent. 1.3439 0.03485 285 204 64 17
1254 No one ever mentions the abominable snowballs. 1.3438 0.03794 288 216 45 27
1255 His New Years resolution is 20,000 steps a day. 1.3438 0.03749 256 185 54 17
1256 Frankly, Josh, I'm fine with you skipping the testosterone therapy. 1.3438 0.03631 288 211 55 22
1257 He says the media spin has gotten out of control and that he's really only an 'untidy' snowman. 1.3436 0.03678 259 186 57 16
1258 He asked me for directions 1.3434 0.03700 265 192 55 18
1259 He wants us to wait , he's dropped his sunglasses. 1.3433 0.04047 233 171 44 18
1260 Are you sure there's nothing odd about our tour guide? 1.3433 0.03820 268 198 48 22
1261 He's a bit brusque. But certainly not abominable. 1.3433 0.03632 268 193 58 17
1262 I thought it was just going to be the two of us this time. 1.3433 0.03746 268 196 52 20
1263 He's putting up a wall and closing the border. 1.3432 0.03931 271 204 41 26
1264 He'll be back after he meets his 10,000-step goal. 1.3431 0.03688 274 200 54 20
1265 He wanted to sell us a timeshare." 1.3431 0.03795 274 203 48 23
1266 Extremely rare, I'd say. He's never heard of Donald Trump. 1.3431 0.03615 274 198 58 18
1267 He said to forget evolution, he was forging ahead without us. 1.3430 0.04152 242 182 37 23
1268 He wanted to know where I got my hiking boots. 1.3430 0.03551 277 199 61 17
1269 You forgot to charge the phone?!” 1.3430 0.03835 277 207 45 25
1270 Actually,his manners were impeccable. 1.3429 0.03525 280 201 62 17
1271 It's not you, it's the cargo pants. 1.3429 0.03525 280 201 62 17
1272 It's okay. He said the mountain is "clothing optional." 1.3427 0.03519 248 173 65 10
1273 Where'd you find this guide? Not much of a talker... but he sure seems to know his stuff. 1.3426 0.03798 251 182 52 17
1274 You left your phone at base camp?! 1.3425 0.03723 292 218 48 26
1275 You didn't think 'abominable' was offensive?! 1.3424 0.03470 295 213 63 19
1276 Should I ask if he'll take our picture? 1.3424 0.03600 295 217 55 23
1277 No, YOU’RE abominable! 1.3423 0.03825 260 191 49 20
1278 He says that we are a figment of his imagination. 1.3423 0.04051 260 197 37 26
1279 I asked if he’d summited and he said not Yeti. 1.3422 0.03678 263 190 56 17
1280 It’s true what they say: big feet, big... 1.3422 0.03944 263 197 42 24
1281 Why don't you ever wanna ask for directions? 1.3422 0.03832 263 194 48 21
1282 I thought he'd be taller. 1.3419 0.03669 272 198 55 19
1283 Try “adorable” snowman next time 1.3419 0.03669 272 198 55 19
1284 He said he'll lead us to the summit as long as we don't tell the National Enquirer. 1.3419 0.04078 234 173 42 19
1285 Because he’s mysterious and doesn’t have roommates. 1.3418 0.03748 275 203 50 22
1286 He made a pass at me and you just stood there. 1.3417 0.03720 278 205 51 22
1287 For once your hesitancy of asking locals for directions might actually be justified. 1.3417 0.03577 278 201 59 18
1288 He said he knows the area 1.3414 0.03817 249 181 51 17
1289 No, I didn't sleep with him. I just used him as a blanket. 1.3414 0.04104 249 188 37 24
1290 At least he puts the toilet seat down! 1.3413 0.04183 252 193 32 27
1291 He said to turn back; the conditions up there are abominable. 1.3413 0.03658 252 180 58 14
1292 All I could make out was "Get off my lawn!". 1.3412 0.03590 296 218 55 23
1293 Look, I know he may not be a conventional tour-guide, but hey, he takes Amex. 1.3411 0.03765 258 188 52 18
1294 He doesn't say much, but he's the best Sherpa we ever had. 1.3410 0.03813 261 192 49 20
1295 Yeti or not there he goes. 1.3410 0.03813 261 192 49 20
1296 He asked me if I had any conditioner. 1.3409 0.03782 264 194 50 20
1297 Call me crazy, but sometimes you act like I don't exist. 1.3408 0.03714 267 195 53 19
1298 I told you we were overdressed. 1.3408 0.03398 267 187 69 11
1299 The Brooklyn beard craze is spreading. 1.3407 0.03685 270 197 54 19
1300 Asking him to 'play through' was a great idea. 1.3407 0.03685 270 197 54 19
1301 He stimulates my heart and mind in ways you'd never understand. So,goodbye,Stanley. 1.3407 0.03759 270 199 50 21
1302 Oh Great. Now I'm a Bigfoot believer. 1.3407 0.03657 273 199 55 19
1303 The bastard just farted and kept walking. 1.3406 0.03841 276 207 44 25
1304 Stand back. I'm here to interview him for the White House chief of staff position... everyone else on the planet has refused. 1.3406 0.03772 276 205 48 23
1305 Let him play through, he's a regular. 1.3404 0.03540 282 204 60 18
1306 He says we're mythical. 1.3404 0.03619 285 209 55 21
1307 Yeti, schmeti, you were supposed to bring the damn camera. 1.3403 0.04156 238 179 37 22
1308 He looks like he knows where he's going. Let's follow him. 1.3403 0.03558 288 210 58 20
1309 Apologize! 1.3402 0.04076 241 180 40 21
1310 Actually, he's really pretty "ominable" once you get him talking. 1.3402 0.03632 291 215 53 23
1311 There goes another furloughed park ranger. 1.3402 0.03465 291 210 63 18
1312 He asked us to turn down the heat. 1.3401 0.03516 297 217 59 21
1313 Well, I can definitely verify the Yeti is a HE. 1.3401 0.03580 297 219 55 23
1314 Because he gets me! In ways you will never understand! And stop calling him "Bigfoot". 1.3400 0.03762 250 181 53 16
1315 More like adorable snowman. 1.3399 0.03559 253 179 62 12
1316 Well, at least he’d never leave his underwear on the bathroom floor! 1.3399 0.03731 253 183 54 16
1317 It’s not you, it’s me. And him. 1.3398 0.03701 256 185 55 16
1318 As far as I'm concerned he's ancient history 1.3397 0.03683 262 190 55 17
1319 Just had to say the A-word, didn't you? 1.3397 0.03914 262 196 43 23
1320 See, I told you we shoulda packed the camera! 1.3396 0.03693 265 193 54 18
1321 Huh, I thought he’d have bigger feet. 1.3396 0.03535 265 189 62 14
1322 Yeti or not, here we come! 1.3395 0.03891 271 204 42 25
1323 Babe, trust me, it looks like he’s been here before. 1.3394 0.03609 274 199 57 18
1324 And WHY, exactly, didn't you ask him for directions...? 1.3394 0.03719 274 202 51 21
1325 Notice how he leaves no trace? 1.3394 0.03654 277 203 54 20
1326 I've got to go with him. He's the most understanding...whatever he is ... I've ever met. I've treated him abominably, Yeti still loves me. 1.3394 0.03690 277 204 52 21
1327 Well that's a letdown. For some reason I thought his feet would be bigger. 1.3393 0.03520 280 202 61 17
1328 He seemed quite pleasant. Not at all abominable. 1.3392 0.03539 286 208 59 19
1329 He's incredibly sensitive. How could you? 1.3391 0.03713 289 216 48 25
1330 He's as lost as we are. 1.3389 0.04012 239 177 43 19
1331 There's something off about our Sherpa. 1.3388 0.03678 245 175 57 13
1332 You know what they say about guys with big feet- well that’s a myth. 1.3386 0.03875 251 185 47 19
1333 He said his life coach recommended nature walks. 1.3386 0.03792 251 183 51 17
1334 He'd like to know why Mad Men was canceled. 1.3386 0.03719 254 184 54 16
1335 From here on, it's clothing optional. 1.3386 0.03677 254 183 56 15
1336 I've found someone else. 1.3385 0.03606 257 184 59 14
1337 Shut up with your animal rights extinction crap. This fur coat isn't getting away. 1.3385 0.03858 260 193 46 21
1338 How was I supposed to know it's insensitive to ask if he's related to Big Foot? 1.3383 0.03564 266 191 60 15
1339 I didn't find him the least bit abominable. 1.3383 0.03643 266 193 56 17
1340 Considering the size of his feet, I wasn't all that impressed. 1.3383 0.03838 269 201 45 23
1341 I said, "Ready to meet the world?" And he said, "Not yeti." 1.3383 0.03653 269 196 55 18
1342 Turns out his name is Melvin. 1.3382 0.03472 272 194 64 14
1343 The track gets a bit hairy from this point 1.3381 0.03607 278 203 56 19
1344 I told you we should have asked for directions sooner. 1.3381 0.03545 281 204 59 18
1345 You're the one that claims to be so evolved 1.3380 0.03519 284 206 60 18
1346 I don't see what's so abominable about complimenting my ponytail Bob. 1.3380 0.03692 284 211 50 23
1347 OK, Big Shot! You follow him to his cave to see his “etchings!” 1.3378 0.03528 299 220 57 22
1348 What an amateur. He doesn't even have a backpack, let alone the correct footwear! 1.3374 0.03962 243 180 44 19
1349 He said he's sorry, but this is something he has to do alone. 1.3374 0.03799 246 179 51 16
1350 Well, he's not abominable to me! Go home, Jack 1.3374 0.03711 246 177 55 14
1351 Do you think he'll divulge our existence? 1.3373 0.03637 249 178 58 13
1352 It's not you, it's me. Well, it's me and Bigfoot. 1.3373 0.03681 249 179 56 14
1353 This is not what it looks like, Jack! 1.3373 0.03943 252 188 43 21
1354 I can’t belive he’s wearing real fur, I let him know I just called PETA. 1.3373 0.03821 252 185 49 18
1355 I asked him and he said,"Because it's there." 1.3373 0.03707 255 185 54 16
1356 Nice fella. He says to follow him and he'll have us for dinner. 1.3372 0.03718 258 188 53 17
1357 It was an icy reception at best. 1.3372 0.03567 261 187 60 14
1358 He left his cell phone on the summit. 1.3372 0.03608 261 188 58 15
1359 We need to get our stories straight by the time we get back down" 1.3370 0.03565 270 195 59 16
1360 No, YOU'RE abominable, John. 1.3370 0.03679 270 198 53 19
1361 Well, he probably thinks you're abominable. 1.3370 0.03724 273 202 50 21
1362 He won't talk to anyone but CNN. 1.3370 0.03423 273 194 66 13
1363 I told you-they don’t like to be called ‘abominable’ anymore. 1.3370 0.03688 273 201 52 20
1364 He will send us the selfie once he gets better reception. 1.3370 0.03935 273 208 38 27
1365 No pics. He has strict image and licensing control to avoid brand dilution from commercial over-exposure. 1.3370 0.03660 276 203 53 20
1366 John, sometimes YOU have to ask for directions. 1.3368 0.03620 288 213 53 22
1367 Well how was I supposed to know he's sensitive about the size of his feet? 1.3362 0.03919 235 172 47 16
1368 Don't feel so insecure, he had small hands. 1.3361 0.03906 244 180 46 18
1369 Next time can you hire a Yeti that speaks English? 1.3360 0.03956 247 184 43 20
1370 He's counting steps. 1.3359 0.03777 256 188 50 18
1371 It didn't mean anything to me. It was just a winter fling. 1.3359 0.03653 256 185 56 15
1372 It's the big feet that make his hands look small. 1.3359 0.03817 256 189 48 19
1373 The same thing any of us are seeking, I suppose. Just wanting to be seen, really seen, by someone. 1.3359 0.03665 259 188 55 16
1374 Look he's not an ideal guide but he really knows the mountains. 1.3359 0.03825 259 192 47 20
1375 We went to Cleveland to meet my parents, its only fair that we go to meet his. 1.3358 0.03726 265 195 51 19
1376 I told you not to call him "abominable" to his face. 1.3358 0.03726 265 195 51 19
1377 It’s just “Snowman”. How would you like it if I always referred to you as Abominable Ralph? 1.3358 0.03640 274 201 54 19
1378 He asked us to pay for a wall. 1.3358 0.03784 274 205 46 23
1379 You clearly offended him by calling him Bigfoot. I believe ‘Yeti’ is the appropriate term. 1.3357 0.03440 280 201 64 15
1380 It was wonderful, but he snores. 1.3357 0.03499 286 208 60 18
1381 He said to get off his yard. 1.3357 0.03392 286 205 66 15
1382 Hands are smaller then you’d think. 1.3357 0.03568 286 210 56 20
1383 "What's 'abominable' is your sensitivity." 1.3357 0.03636 286 212 52 22
1384 I think I know why our guide was so cheap. 1.3357 0.03428 286 206 64 16
1385 Well, I’d be offended too if a stranger called me ‘abominable’. 1.3356 0.03474 289 210 61 18
1386 Relax. At this altitude hallucinations aren't that unusual. 1.3356 0.03415 292 211 64 17
1387 No, you are the one who spends too much time on their phone instead of watching what is going on around them. 1.3356 0.03590 295 219 53 23
1388 I can’t believe it! A “no photo” policy?!?! 1.3347 0.03805 245 179 50 16
1389 He didn't have a phone charger either 1.3346 0.03836 254 188 47 19
1390 The Air BnB said "quiet and off the grid." 1.3346 0.03724 257 188 52 17
1391 Well, that explains the dimensions of what we found in the out house! 1.3346 0.03683 257 187 54 16
1392 When I asked if you brought your Yeti, I meant your insulated mug... 1.3346 0.03724 257 188 52 17
1393 No really, he’s just a friend! 1.3346 0.03724 257 188 52 17
1394 For the record, I requested a trip to the Serengeti. 1.3346 0.03813 260 193 47 20
1395 I would say that greeting a Yeti as Bigfoot qualifies us as ugly Americans. 1.3346 0.03932 263 199 40 24
1396 He'll guide us, but he only takes Bitcoin. 1.3346 0.03704 263 193 52 18
1397 Oh, yeah? Well, you're insufferable! 1.3346 0.03704 263 193 52 18
1398 You are both behaving abominably. 1.3346 0.03796 269 201 46 22
1399 Wow! I guess the Paleo diet really works. 1.3346 0.03609 269 196 56 17
1400 He said the final ascent is his ‘me time’. 1.3346 0.03657 272 200 53 19
1401 Did you have to mention the size of his feet?! 1.3346 0.03873 272 206 41 25
1402 I think he knows the way 1.3345 0.03555 275 200 58 17
1403 Sorry. You know what they say about big feet. 1.3345 0.03812 278 210 43 25
1404 Honey, we were just talking. 1.3345 0.03602 278 204 55 19
1405 Ignore him, he's trying to get his 10,000 steps before dinner 1.3345 0.03708 278 207 49 22
1406 We just weren’t right for each other. He felt the need to Sasquatch-splain everything to me. 1.3345 0.03575 281 206 56 19
1407 All it said was 'Yeti or not, here I come' " 1.3345 0.03618 284 210 53 21
1408 Just gave me the cold shoulder. 1.3345 0.03332 284 202 69 13
1409 Of course he's upset, Kevin. "Hey Yeti, take a selfie with my Betty?" Seriously?! 1.3345 0.03418 287 207 64 16
1410 We agreed to remain friends. 1.3345 0.03371 293 211 66 16
1411 I thought your New Year's resolution was to start making new friends. 1.3344 0.03370 302 219 65 18
1412 I swear, Peter, nothing happened. 1.3333 0.03642 261 190 55 16
1413 He said our use of adjectives is abominable 1.3333 0.03800 261 194 47 20
1414 Oddly, he doesn't leave footprints. 1.3333 0.03383 300 218 64 18
1415 Well, it's true what they say about big feet. 1.3333 0.03992 264 202 36 26
1416 He says he doesn't have any idea of where the trail is, but rather smugly pointed out that he isn't lost. 1.3333 0.03929 249 186 43 20
1417 Confirmed...Starbucks ahead one mile! 1.3333 0.03599 282 208 54 20
1418 I told him “no thanks, I have Google Maps.” 1.3333 0.03664 267 196 53 18
1419 He finished with, “Say you never saw me.” 1.3333 0.03800 261 194 47 20
1420 Apparently they run the upper section as a nudist colony. 1.3333 0.03700 255 186 53 16
1421 He said "Its to cold out here and he will wait for us in the car". 1.3333 0.03784 270 202 46 22
1422 Great, Todd. Now even the Yeti is leaving! 1.3333 0.03607 285 211 53 21
1423 Hey hey! Eyes over here! 1.3333 0.03644 252 182 56 14
1424 Yes, I'm leaving you. He has more than a big foot. 1.3333 0.03777 267 199 47 21
1425 Unlike you, he hasn't reached his peak. 1.3333 0.03986 258 196 38 24
1426 He said, and I quote, 'You can't get theah from heah'. 1.3333 0.03879 246 182 46 18
1427 He says we should have turned right at the ravine. Now aren’t you glad we stopped for directions? 1.3333 0.03520 246 174 62 10
1428 Simmer down, Harry. We're just friends. 1.3333 0.03730 252 184 52 16
1429 I still cannot believe you found this Sherpa on Yelp - he's amazing!! 1.3333 0.03443 288 209 62 17
1430 I thought the hair was supposed to be thinner up here. 1.3333 0.03457 303 223 59 21
1431 He says he knows a shortcut. What do you think? 1.3333 0.03441 270 193 64 13
1432 I swear, Bill, he's just a friend I happen to bump into occasionally. 1.3333 0.03456 273 196 63 14
1433 He says he knows the way to a bathroom. 1.3333 0.03645 273 201 53 19
1434 Who would have known that he's in the Witness Protection Program? 1.3333 0.03673 270 199 52 19
1435 I told him no pants, no cocoa. 1.3333 0.03879 246 182 46 18
1436 I think we're overdressed. 1.3333 0.03766 231 166 53 12
1437 He says he's going to run against Trump in 2020. 1.3333 0.03860 273 207 41 25
1438 Apparently we misgendered the Abominable Snow Man 1.3333 0.03673 270 199 52 19
1439 Yes, there is a restaurant on the summit but he says the service is abominable. 1.3333 0.03963 246 184 42 20
1440 Well, his English was good enough to know what 'needs a bath' means. 1.3322 0.03468 289 211 60 18
1441 Why didn't you tell me this hike was clothing optional? 1.3322 0.03433 289 210 62 17
1442 He's going back for his Non-disclosure Agreement. 1.3322 0.03763 286 217 43 26
1443 Our guide is kind of built for this, don't you think? 1.3322 0.03386 286 206 65 15
1444 Let's follow him. I think he knows where the president's tax returns are. 1.3322 0.03692 283 212 48 23
1445 Well, I think your feelings would be hurt, too, if someone called you abominable. 1.3322 0.03482 283 206 60 17
1446 Funny they named him big foot, when that's not the big appendage that jumped out at me. 1.3321 0.03720 280 210 47 23
1447 He says we're welcome at the top, just not yeti. 1.3321 0.03508 280 204 59 17
1448 You just couldn't be the bigger man. 1.3321 0.03580 280 206 55 19
1449 Sorry, I prefer the strong, silent, abominable type. 1.3321 0.03607 277 204 54 19
1450 There's a thin line between lovable and abominable. 1.3321 0.03522 274 199 59 16
1451 He said he dropped the "Abominable" years ago. 1.3321 0.03624 271 199 54 18
1452 A better plan?? How about down? 1.3321 0.03536 268 194 59 15
1453 Honestly, I thought I was sleeping with you. 1.3321 0.03875 268 203 41 24
1454 Because of someone he called the "Orange-haired Abominable Showman," he decided to disappear again until at least 2020. 1.3321 0.03765 268 200 47 21
1455 He prefers abominable snow person Bob! 1.3321 0.03575 268 195 57 16
1456 No, Ted-- you're fine. This is about me. 1.3321 0.03681 265 195 52 18
1457 He says we're lost. Loch Ness isn't anywhere around here. 1.3321 0.03681 265 195 52 18
1458 Well, he calls you the Abominable Keith! 1.3321 0.03749 262 194 49 19
1459 There's always somebody who shows off with no proper equipment or clothes. 1.3321 0.03710 262 193 51 18
1460 Goodbye, John, no more washing & ironing shirts for me. 1.3320 0.03935 259 196 40 23
1461 I don't care if there are 10 Big Feet behind me! 1.3320 0.03850 256 191 45 20
1462 I just feel like it's weird that he's technically naked. 1.3320 0.03646 256 186 55 15
1463 He said no to the selfie but otherwise seemed nice. 1.3320 0.03535 244 173 61 10
1464 He was asking for directions. 1.3312 0.03308 314 229 66 19
1465 No, he goes by ‘Barefoot’ 1.3311 0.03437 305 225 59 21
1466 Are you checking her out?! 1.3310 0.03647 284 212 50 22
1467 He says the guru is just a myth. 1.3310 0.03533 281 206 57 18
1468 Of course he's upset. You treated him abominably. 1.3309 0.03632 278 206 52 20
1469 Who knew!... he’s not abominable at all. 1.3309 0.03667 278 207 50 21
1470 That reminds me, I forgot to pack my razor. 1.3309 0.03537 272 198 58 16
1471 Thankfully, he said he's a vegan now 1.3309 0.03650 272 201 52 19
1472 The government shutdown is awful for sure ... but this volunteer tour guide is fantastic. 1.3309 0.03760 272 204 46 22
1473 Sure. I turn around and you shout, Gotcha! Very funny. 1.3309 0.03753 269 201 47 21
1474 Wow. 'Abominable?' Really, Greg? 1.3309 0.03679 269 199 51 19
1475 There's a lot more to him than those big feet! 1.3309 0.03790 269 202 45 22
1476 Who knew he was sensitive about his body hair? 1.3308 0.03537 263 190 59 14
1477 I guess he's not missing anymore. 1.3308 0.03698 263 194 51 18
1478 He's going back for his parka. 1.3308 0.03578 263 191 57 15
1479 He says he’s considering running in 2020 because he can’t be any worse than the incumbent. 1.3308 0.03814 263 197 45 21
1480 Well if you won't ask him for directions than I will! 1.3308 0.03698 263 194 51 18
1481 I said good morning and how are you doing and all he said was " I go up, I come down, Yeti Yeti Yeti" 1.3308 0.03959 260 198 38 24
1482 The one time we forgot the camera! 1.3308 0.03687 260 191 52 17
1483 Should I say something? 1.3307 0.03955 257 195 39 23
1484 He says it's Jeti with a "J"! 1.3307 0.03877 257 193 43 21
1485 He said the 'mile high club' is a myth. 1.3307 0.03444 254 180 64 10
1486 ‘Not entirely unlike Sisyphus,’ were his words to me in passing. 1.3307 0.03778 251 185 49 17
1487 He's leaving - said he's on a quest for intelligent life forms 1.3306 0.03798 245 180 49 16
1488 It IS true what they say about big feet... 1.3306 0.04173 242 186 32 24
1489 He says the best ascent is up the north ridge, but then again, he doesn't exist! 1.3305 0.03850 236 173 48 15
1490 Hi, I'm Maggie - so what inspired you to try out high-altitude speed dating? 1.3304 0.04234 224 170 34 20
1491 He said “Millennials are abominable.” 1.3301 0.03311 309 225 66 18
1492 Honestly, I thought his footprints would be bigger. 1.3300 0.03545 303 227 52 24
1493 Follow him if you want, but I don't think he really knows where the bathroom is. 1.3299 0.03472 288 211 59 18
1494 It's not what it looks like... 1.3297 0.03828 279 213 40 26
1495 Relax, he didn't even get to first base camp. 1.3297 0.03648 276 205 51 20
1496 Looks like this next stretch is going to get pretty hairy. 1.3297 0.03564 273 200 56 17
1497 I wasn't mocking him; I thought "Abominable" was his first name. 1.3297 0.03526 273 199 58 16
1498 Should we have asked for a selfie? 1.3297 0.03712 273 204 48 21
1499 His wife made him stop and ask directions.” 1.3296 0.03808 267 201 44 22
1500 Don't worry, no one will believe he reached the summit first. 1.3296 0.03733 267 199 48 20
1501 so apparently it's just a myth about foot size for men 1.3296 0.03808 267 201 44 22
1502 Was that necessary? Did you have to call him abominable? 1.3295 0.03567 264 192 57 15
1503 He says another 2000 feet and then it's all down hill. 1.3295 0.03763 264 197 47 20
1504 For only a small extra fee, the guides will wear the costume for our selfies at the top. 1.3295 0.03675 261 192 52 17
1505 Brad, you can't just ask him why he's abominable. 1.3295 0.03871 261 197 42 22
1506 I thought you said we'd have the summit to ourselves. 1.3295 0.03705 258 190 51 17
1507 I told you we were going the right way. 1.3294 0.03693 255 187 52 16
1508 Abominable he can live with," he says,"but Bigfoot hurts his feelings. 1.3294 0.03776 255 189 48 18
1509 For the last damned time, I didn't eat your trail mix. 1.3294 0.03565 255 184 58 13
1510 Is it me or is the guide a bit rude? 1.3294 0.03929 252 190 41 21
1511 Wow! This nature walk really lets you get in touch with the locals! 1.3293 0.03839 249 185 46 18
1512 He asked me if he was close to the top 1.3293 0.03881 249 186 44 19
1513 I think he said, "It's 5 o'clock somewhere." 1.3293 0.03914 246 184 43 19
1514 I think he just made an anti-Homo sapien remark. 1.3292 0.03804 240 176 49 15
1515 That's it--I'm asking for directions! 1.3288 0.03638 292 220 48 24
1516 He's much more handsome than his photos. 1.3288 0.03438 292 214 60 18
1517 Just because he is abominable, doesn't mean he's a bad leader. 1.3288 0.03472 292 215 58 19
1518 Go back to the last glacier and take a RIGHT, just like I said the first time. 1.3288 0.03472 292 215 58 19
1519 Let's cancel next week's trip to Loch Ness. 1.3287 0.03497 289 213 57 19
1520 I can't believe you used the a-word. 1.3287 0.03427 289 211 61 17
1521 I'm leaving you for someone far more abominable. 1.3287 0.03697 289 219 45 25
1522 He wanted to know if 2020 was over. 1.3287 0.03725 286 217 44 25
1523 He asked if we knew any single and abominable snow women. 1.3286 0.03583 283 210 53 20
1524 He said he is not from around here. 1.3286 0.03583 283 210 53 20
1525 He said we should try the Paleodiet 1.3286 0.03574 280 207 54 19
1526 He said, "All they call me is Big Foot, but they should see my other parts!!" 1.3286 0.03850 280 215 38 27
1527 Okay, first off.... He doesn’t appreciate the label “abominable.” 1.3285 0.03637 277 206 51 20
1528 Why don't men ask for directions when they're lost? 1.3285 0.03477 274 199 60 15
1529 I’m sorry to leave you Mark, but he’s more of a social climber. 1.3284 0.03655 271 201 51 19
1530 Just because I haven't shaved my legs in a while doesn't give you the right to draw a comparison. 1.3284 0.03693 271 202 49 20
1531 The border's just ahead, but he says there's a very big wall. 1.3282 0.03933 262 200 38 24
1532 He invited me up for a drink. 1.3282 0.03733 259 192 49 18
1533 His friends don't think we exist, so he's getting a lump of charcoal to draw us. 1.3281 0.03835 253 189 45 19
1534 He said we should have turned left at the crevasse to get to Starbucks. 1.3280 0.03867 250 187 44 19
1535 Lets just follow that guy, he seems to know where he is going 1.3280 0.03519 250 179 60 11
1536 He's my support Yeti. 1.3280 0.03783 250 185 48 17
1537 See, I told you this hike would be legendary. 1.3279 0.03728 247 181 51 15
1538 I had to find out if it was true what they say about big feet. 1.3278 0.03881 241 179 45 17
1539 Who is he to be lecturing us about footprints? 1.3278 0.03836 241 178 47 16
1540 He has a summer place at Loch Ness. 1.3277 0.03537 296 221 53 22
1541 People say we're self-absorbed. Do you think we're self-absorbed? 1.3277 0.03695 296 226 43 27
1542 Nope. I didn't see anything either. 1.3275 0.03572 284 211 53 20
1543 I told you he wasn't real! Do you see any footprints?? 1.3273 0.03580 275 203 54 18
1544 Don't worry, he's only a myth 1.3273 0.03580 275 203 54 18
1545 He wants us off his mountain. We're not white enough. 1.3272 0.03681 272 203 49 20
1546 Don't bother asking -- he already has home, auto, and life. 1.3271 0.03672 269 200 50 19
1547 You had to put your big foot in your mouth! 1.3271 0.03634 269 199 52 18
1548 I've told you Greg, it's not the size of your feet that's the issue. 1.3271 0.03710 269 201 48 20
1549 Well, he looked like he knew the way out of the parking lot. 1.3271 0.03478 269 195 60 14
1550 Go ahead, you tell him we are going the wrong way. 1.3271 0.03814 266 201 43 22
1551 He likes what I do with my hair. 1.3271 0.03662 266 197 51 18
1552 I've decided I need to try something different in life--don't take it personally. 1.3270 0.03652 263 194 52 17
1553 Maybe we've been reading that evolution diagram backwards. 1.3270 0.03730 263 196 48 19
1554 Actually, he respects me. 1.3270 0.03489 263 190 60 13
1555 Just ask him for directions. 1.3269 0.03473 260 187 61 12
1556 I asked if we found the abominable snowman. He said, “Not Yeti.” 1.3269 0.03799 260 195 45 20
1557 I just said “You know what they say about big feet” and he stormed off. 1.3268 0.03656 254 186 53 15
1558 He said he'll have another showing in two weeks. 1.3265 0.03418 294 216 60 18
1559 Sorry, but I have to follow my inner yeti. 1.3265 0.03920 245 184 42 19
1560 Asking him about his origins was very discriminating. YOU are a monster. 1.3264 0.03431 288 211 60 17
1561 That's all right -- he doesn't believe in you, either." --Stephen West, Laurel, Marylan 1.3263 0.03420 285 208 61 16
1562 No hello! Not a smile! Not even a nod! No wonder his ilk went extinct! 1.3262 0.03469 279 204 59 16
1563 He said no pictures, but I got an autograph. 1.3260 0.03742 273 206 45 22
1564 It's amazing what you can do with a comb-over! 1.3259 0.03660 270 201 50 19
1565 I told you that we were overdressed!" 1.3258 0.03533 267 195 57 15
1566 He insisted his name was Yuri, not Yeti. 1.3257 0.03708 261 194 49 18
1567 Think he'd be offended if I asked him to take our photo? 1.3256 0.03738 258 192 48 18
1568 He says he's not coming down until they bring back the McRib. 1.3255 0.03601 255 186 55 14
1569 Ignore him. He doesn't like to be noticed. 1.3253 0.03702 249 183 51 15
1570 He keeps muttering "I am not fake news. I am not fake news" 1.3252 0.03585 286 214 51 21
1571 Why don't YOU tell him that he's abominable? 1.3251 0.03897 243 182 43 18
1572 The oxygen is too thin up here — and besides, he just ate Jim. 1.3250 0.03703 240 175 52 13
1573 He says there's nothing to see here 1.3250 0.03568 280 208 53 19
1574 Didn’t that guy pass us eons ago? 1.3250 0.03674 280 211 47 22
1575 Did you see his six pack. Abdominal indeed! 1.3249 0.03630 277 207 50 20
1576 I told you it's better to follow the locals 1.3249 0.03702 277 209 46 22
1577 I figured he'd take "abominable" as a compliment. 1.3249 0.03445 277 202 60 15
1578 Sorry Eric, even he doesn’t want Mattis’ job 1.3248 0.03871 274 211 37 26
1579 Actually, his name is Bigdick — he’s Bigfoot’s more popular brother. 1.3247 0.03686 271 203 48 20
1580 He never really believed in me. 1.3247 0.03723 271 204 46 21
1581 It’s Abominable SnowPerson! 1.3247 0.03944 231 172 43 16
1582 Wish you had one that big! 1.3246 0.03670 305 235 41 29
1583 I told him to stay hidden until Trump was gone. 1.3245 0.03744 265 199 46 20
1584 He’s going ahead to prepare the appetizers 1.3245 0.03508 265 193 58 14
1585 No more abominable than the rest of you. 1.3244 0.03967 225 167 43 15
1586 Dad, you promised you wouldn't make a scene! 1.3244 0.03493 262 190 59 13
1587 Oh just give it up already. You’ll never convince him down is superior to fur. 1.3244 0.03813 262 198 43 21
1588 It’s great, you still spot some of the old locals around here, it’s the only bit of Everest that we haven’t totally gentrified 1.3244 0.03696 262 195 49 18
1589 Until this moment, I thought you were pretty well endowed! 1.3244 0.03656 262 194 51 17
1590 Let’s ask him for directions; he seems to be a local. 1.3243 0.03433 259 186 62 11
1591 Look, he doesn't want to be in the selfie. 1.3243 0.03563 296 223 50 23
1592 Actually, no. I found him to be quite pleasant. 1.3243 0.03726 259 193 48 18
1593 I thought he said Eddie, not yeti. 1.3241 0.03411 290 213 60 17
1594 Keep quiet, the body language says he's not going to be responsible for his actions if we keep asking, are we their yeti ? 1.3241 0.03988 253 194 36 23
1595 Good news. We found him. Bad news. He's not into us. 1.3240 0.03646 250 183 53 14
1596 We're out of luck -- he didn't bring his selfie stick either. 1.3239 0.03769 284 218 40 26
1597 Fictional or not, he’s a heckuva trail guide. 1.3238 0.03484 281 207 57 17
1598 That's Mister Everest. He's the owner. 1.3237 0.03690 278 210 46 22
1599 I'm sorry, Steve, but I've found someone else. 1.3237 0.03619 278 208 50 20
1600 He's taking us to Elvis and the Easter Bunny. 1.3237 0.03619 278 208 50 20
1601 Because he's not a wuss. 1.3234 0.03740 269 203 45 21
1602 Please don't ruin this by proposing at the summit. 1.3234 0.03666 269 201 49 19
1603 I'm sorry to say, but foot size has nothing to do with it. 1.3234 0.03666 269 201 49 19
1604 Yes, I am leaving you. 1.3233 0.03770 266 201 44 21
1605 I told you a million times Steve, that was decades before we met. It's long over, leave him alone 1.3232 0.03762 263 198 45 20
1606 Don't be jealous--I don't see him often. 1.3232 0.03839 263 200 41 22
1607 Can you believe it? He said we’re an illusion because we’re not leaving tracks. 1.3231 0.03546 294 221 51 22
1608 Well, I'd bet your feelings would be hurt if I called you abominable. 1.3231 0.03344 294 215 63 16
1609 Okay Wendell, Billy is not your son. I suppose it was only a matter of time before you guessed the truth anyway. 1.3231 0.03753 260 195 46 19
1610 I'm HIS service animal. He calls me "Not Yeti." 1.3230 0.03863 257 195 41 21
1611 Nice, Dan! I told you not to say anything. He has a "condition". 1.3230 0.03703 257 191 49 17
1612 What is wrong with you? He says there's a Starbucks up there. Why don't you believe anyone about anything? 1.3227 0.03686 282 214 45 23
1613 You promised we wouldn’t see any other tourists. 1.3226 0.03349 279 202 64 13
1614 I have a funny feeling about our trail guide, yet - I can't put my finger on why 1.3225 0.03333 276 199 65 12
1615 You first... 1.3225 0.03635 276 207 49 20
1616 He's just misunderstood. There were more abominable people at base camp. 1.3225 0.03599 276 206 51 19
1617 You just had to insist we leave our smartphone-cameras behind on this climb, didn't you Nature Boy? 1.3224 0.03782 245 182 47 16
1618 Look,they don't leave footprints after all. 1.3223 0.03551 273 202 54 17
1619 He says Bigfoot's a myth. 1.3221 0.03445 267 194 60 13
1620 Evolution? We can’t even keep up with him. 1.3220 0.03750 264 199 45 20
1621 He obviously hasn't seen the Patagonia catalogue. 1.3220 0.03633 264 196 51 17
1622 He was happy to hear that the climate is warming, since he is losing some of his hair. 1.3219 0.04054 233 177 37 19
1623 He asked me if I know of a good place for electrolysis. 1.3218 0.03621 261 193 52 16
1624 He’s going to get his family for a group selfie 1.3218 0.03620 289 219 47 23
1625 Climate change is driving them to higher elevations. 1.3217 0.03608 258 190 53 15
1626 You don't even know him - your intolerance is what's abominable. 1.3216 0.03636 255 188 52 15
1627 I swear it's over. He's an animal. 1.3216 0.03678 255 189 50 16
1628 He just called me an abominable human! 1.3216 0.03570 283 212 51 20
1629 'He says he's gonna build a wall.' 1.3214 0.03838 280 217 36 27
1630 Tinder is really getting weird. 1.3214 0.03578 252 184 55 13
1631 This isn't what it looks like... 1.3213 0.03695 277 210 45 22
1632 Really, mister sensitive, 'abominable?' 1.3212 0.03652 274 206 48 20
1633 He says that the only thing that’s abominable these days is Trump. 1.3211 0.04066 246 190 33 23
1634 Is that what we were or what we will be? 1.3211 0.03725 246 182 49 15
1635 Did you have to use the A-word? 1.3211 0.03813 246 184 45 17
1636 He said the view's not worth it. 1.3210 0.03245 271 193 69 9
1637 Did you have to call him Abominable? 1.3210 0.03605 271 202 51 18
1638 Sasquatch? No, it’s only Trump in costume hiding from Nancy Pelosi. 1.3210 0.03753 271 206 43 22
1639 He’ll be right back, he left his shades in the car. 1.3210 0.03801 243 181 46 16
1640 He says the conditions ahead are just abominable 1.3209 0.03783 268 204 42 22
1641 He said he was flattered, but worried about the optics of another white male hosting the Oscars. 1.3209 0.03708 268 202 46 20
1642 Sasquatch? Really? I can't believe you think all ape-like creatures look the same. 1.3209 0.03594 268 199 52 17
1643 I told you he wouldn't care about your bucket list. 1.3208 0.03382 293 216 60 17
1644 Yer damn straight I married 'im, and he wants you to stop followin' us." 1.3208 0.03699 265 199 47 19
1645 You’re the one with no social skills! 1.3208 0.03699 265 199 47 19
1646 I swear, I've never seen him before in my life. 1.3207 0.03405 290 214 59 17
1647 Looks like your claim about making it to the top isn’t the only urban legend around here. 1.3206 0.03649 262 195 50 17
1648 He asked me for my phone number 1.3206 0.03246 287 207 68 12
1649 If I have to say size doesn't matter one more time . . . 1.3205 0.03994 234 177 39 18
1650 I told you not to book an unlicensed Sherpa. 1.3205 0.03637 259 192 51 16
1651 He asked for a MAGA hat: he's a big fan of isolationism. 1.3204 0.03417 284 209 59 16
1652 He said the Starbucks is up ahead. 1.3204 0.03453 284 210 57 17
1653 You shouldn't have said that about his feet. 1.3203 0.03550 281 210 52 19
1654 Believe it Seth, you’re finally free to date that mermaid in 11b 1.3203 0.03550 281 210 52 19
1655 He's going back into hiding since there are more than enough people being abominable without him. 1.3202 0.03902 253 193 39 21
1656 Hunting Big Foot would be a lot easier if we weren't blind. 1.3202 0.03861 253 192 41 20
1657 I'm tired of your constant complaining, Richard. Either pick up the pace or we'll go on without you. 1.3202 0.03738 253 189 47 17
1658 Yeti, Schmeti... He said his name is Paul. 1.3201 0.03684 278 211 45 22
1659 George, I'd like to start seeing other people. 1.3201 0.03313 278 201 65 12
1660 I already asked. He said it’s faux fur. 1.3200 0.03811 250 188 44 18
1661 I'm leaving you because he validates my feelings. 1.3200 0.03768 250 187 46 17
1662 Thru-hikers are so intense. 1.3199 0.03439 272 199 59 14
1663 No, the most amazing part was finding myself. 1.3198 0.03885 247 187 41 19
1664 I tried to say "Happy New Year", but my yettish isn't very good. 1.3197 0.03696 269 203 46 20
1665 Let him go first. He was born here. 1.3197 0.03832 244 183 44 17
1666 I’m really not sure which of you is worse at asking for directions. 1.3196 0.03360 291 214 61 16
1667 I’m seeing somebody else. 1.3195 0.03774 241 179 47 15
1668 He said we can check in to his Airbnb any time now. 1.3194 0.03597 263 195 52 16
1669 I told you, Michael. He’s just an old friend. 1.3194 0.03677 263 197 48 18
1670 He says the coffee at the top is terrible. Let's turn back. 1.3194 0.03432 263 191 60 12
1671 Allen, I meant “abominable” in the best way possible! 1.3194 0.03474 263 192 58 13
1672 He thought we were from Publisher’s Clearing House 1.3193 0.03899 238 179 42 17
1673 I told you he'd be offended if you asked if he was 'for real.' 1.3193 0.03334 285 208 63 14
1674 That's nice of you to say, but if my husband was truly a legend, I wouldn't be the one asking you for directions. 1.3193 0.03514 285 213 53 19
1675 He might be abominable but that is no excuse to be rude! 1.3192 0.03500 260 190 57 13
1676 Of course he ignored us, he's an anti-social climber. 1.3191 0.03610 282 213 48 21
1677 No, I thought that you brought the phone. 1.3191 0.03777 257 194 44 19
1678 I don't know. He just gave me the cold shoulder 1.3191 0.03612 257 190 52 15
1679 No, he's on his way to Washington, D.C. to protest. President Trump just did away with the endangered species act. 1.3190 0.03602 279 210 49 20
1680 He said we have to contact his Agent for a picture. 1.3190 0.03529 279 208 53 18
1681 God, I hate how your mom follows us everywhere! 1.3190 0.03873 232 173 44 15
1682 He said there's nothing worth seeing up there. 1.3189 0.03683 254 189 49 16
1683 Sorry, that threw me for a minute. That was my ex. 1.3189 0.03848 254 193 41 20
1684 He's nothing but a show-off. Big foot, bigger ego. 1.3189 0.03767 254 191 45 18
1685 Nothing surprises me anymore. 1.3189 0.03554 254 186 55 13
1686 You want to know what's really abominable? Your readiness to judge based on appearance. 1.3188 0.03629 276 208 48 20
1687 I can't believe you said that. Now tell him you're sorry! 1.3187 0.03467 273 201 57 15
1688 I've met someone else. 1.3187 0.03619 273 205 49 19
1689 Uncle Bill loves to scare the crap out of mountain climbers. 1.3186 0.03530 295 223 50 22
1690 He doesn't believe there's an abominable president. 1.3185 0.03914 248 189 39 20
1691 I told him fur is murder and he just ignored me. 1.3185 0.03655 248 183 51 14
1692 Yeah....we met on tinder. 1.3185 0.03493 270 199 56 15
1693 Steve, we should have asked him for directions! HE looks like he knows where he's going... 1.3185 0.03647 270 203 48 19
1694 Would you believe, he asked me to go up to his place. 1.3185 0.03609 270 202 50 18
1695 Don't worry. He's just a manifestation of your oxygen deprivation. 1.3185 0.03532 270 200 54 16
1696 I bet you used the word 'abominable'" 1.3185 0.03685 270 204 46 20
1697 Puffy jackets are out. The Performance Fleece Onesie is the new must have. 1.3184 0.03675 267 201 47 19
1698 Who knew he'd be so sensitive about his body hair?! 1.3184 0.03479 267 196 57 14
1699 Hello? Would you mind taking a photo of us? 1.3184 0.03637 267 200 49 18
1700 I can't help but feel like I'm missing something big... 1.3183 0.03373 289 213 60 16
1701 Tesla stock down again? I bet next you’ll tell me Sasquatch is standing right behind me! 1.3183 0.03373 289 213 60 16
1702 He just wanted to make sure we weren't planning on staying and transforming the neighborhood into a hipster's paradise. 1.3182 0.03433 286 212 57 17
1703 Bill, I've met someone new. 1.3182 0.03715 242 179 49 14
1704 Maybe next time bring the camera instead of that damn hiking stick. 1.3182 0.03379 264 191 62 11
1705 We need to head back now! The hallucinations are getting worse. 1.3182 0.03574 242 176 55 11
1706 He's a myth, you're not. Suck it up and stop whining! 1.3182 0.03607 286 217 47 22
1707 I hope you know that without a selfie no one will believe us! 1.3180 0.03599 283 214 48 21
1708 It's not what you think... 1.3180 0.03493 283 211 54 18
1709 I knew the summit was at 8 thousand feet, but nobody told me they'd be BIG feet 1.3180 0.03564 283 213 50 20
1710 He'll guide us to the top, but we can't take pictures. 1.3180 0.03421 283 209 58 16
1711 Doesn't know, says he's from out-of-town. 1.3180 0.03572 261 193 53 15
1712 Let's just say, it's not just his foot that's big. 1.3180 0.03888 261 201 37 23
1713 He says we should have taken that left back at the Denny's. 1.3178 0.03600 258 191 52 15
1714 Quick, take a picture ... he didn't leave any foot prints! 1.3178 0.03764 258 195 44 19
1715 Abominable? Really, Jim? Really 1.3178 0.03683 258 193 48 17
1716 Please do hurry, James, he says the Starbucks closes in ten minutes. 1.3178 0.03919 236 178 41 17
1717 He isn't even TRYING to hide from us! I'm a little insulted. 1.3178 0.03681 236 173 51 12
1718 Don't be too hard on yourself George. I've just always been attracted to mysterious men. 1.3177 0.03394 277 203 60 14
1719 Dave, I told you not to talk about politics! 1.3176 0.03671 255 190 49 16
1720 If I ever get on Jeopardy this is definitely the story I’m telling Alex Trebek! 1.3176 0.03907 233 175 42 16
1721 I have to warn you: I'm just out of an abominable relationship. 1.3176 0.03387 296 220 58 18
1722 No,no...that's not him..I'm looking for the Adorable Snowman! 1.3176 0.03584 296 226 46 24
1723 He said he’ll appreciate it we just follow him on Twitter and/or Instagram. 1.3175 0.03418 274 201 59 14
1724 Your yodeling offended him. 1.3175 0.03533 274 204 53 17
1725 What did you say to him this time? 1.3175 0.03657 252 187 50 15
1726 Oh that’s Larry - he’s a bit of a local celebrity. 1.3173 0.03442 271 199 58 14
1727 I asked him if he was cold and he said "not yeti"! 1.3173 0.03774 249 187 45 17
1728 He said he'd take us as far as Yetisburg. 1.3172 0.04074 227 173 36 18
1729 Look, bigfoot- bigass- we all see things differently, Gary. Does it really matter?! We're lost! Don't you get that?! Let's just ask the guy, 'which way to the summit.' He seems like a local. He should know. 1.3170 0.03574 265 197 52 16
1730 Do I really have to be the one to ask him for directions?! 1.3170 0.03881 265 205 36 24
1731 Apparently he finds your puffy jacket abominable. 1.3169 0.03483 284 212 54 18
1732 He’s kind of sensitive about the back hair. 1.3169 0.03553 284 214 50 20
1733 You have some big shoes to fill now, Buster. 1.3169 0.03702 243 180 49 14
1734 He said that we are lost 1.3169 0.03702 243 180 49 14
1735 Who knows? He just wanted directions. 1.3166 0.03671 259 194 48 17
1736 With Amazon Prime, we get free Sherpa. 1.3165 0.03421 278 205 58 15
1737 I don't care that you two were frat brothers Larry, we are NOT staying in his cave! 1.3165 0.03570 278 209 50 19
1738 The moment Jill realizes that “cold weather shrinkage” might be a phenomenon unique to humans. 1.3165 0.03904 237 179 41 17
1739 Would Bigfoot ask to borrow a phone charger? 1.3165 0.03858 237 178 43 16
1740 Himalaya, if you know what I mean. 1.3164 0.03658 256 191 49 16
1741 Well... I do want to be taken higher. 1.3164 0.03574 256 189 53 14
1742 My Fitbit says 1,000 steps to the top. His says 250. Go figure. 1.3164 0.03658 256 191 49 16
1743 Yes, the tour guide is very experienced. 1.3164 0.03446 275 203 57 15
1744 “no, Ken - You’re abominable!” 1.3164 0.03706 275 210 43 22
1745 Does your father always have to take off his clothes when he feels hot? 1.3162 0.03592 291 222 46 23
1746 'You know I've always wanted a REAL mountain man, Stan.' 1.3161 0.03279 310 230 62 18
1747 He said the guru is on the next mountain over. 1.3160 0.03536 269 200 53 16
1748 I promise, I'll never see him again! 1.3160 0.03551 288 218 49 21
1749 His name is Francis. You're the abominable one. 1.3158 0.03543 285 215 50 20
1750 You're nice but he's Bigfoot. I've been looking for him my whole life. 1.3158 0.03563 266 198 52 16
1751 Don't drag him into this. I left because YOU are the abominable one! 1.3158 0.03868 266 206 36 24
1752 Wow. That better be faux fur. 1.3158 0.03792 247 186 44 17
1753 He said, "I'm not the Bigfoot you're looking for," but that may have been just a Yeti mind trick. 1.3156 0.03748 263 200 43 20
1754 He says there's no Starbucks. 1.3156 0.03670 263 198 47 18
1755 He says he doesn’t want to be discovered. 1.3156 0.03735 244 182 47 15
1756 Nature sure does get interesting during these government shutdowns. 1.3156 0.04038 244 189 33 22
1757 Yes, I do feel sometimes like evolution has passed me by. 1.3156 0.03597 244 179 53 12
1758 He said he was going up for an iced coffee and asked me if I wanted anything. 1.3154 0.03523 279 209 52 18
1759 I won't tell if you won't tell. 1.3154 0.03577 260 193 52 15
1760 He said the nearest Starbuck's is two mountains to the left, and down about 4500 feet. 1.3152 0.03586 276 208 49 19
1761 He said he's never hiked here before, Yeti looks so familiar. 1.3152 0.03646 257 192 49 16
1762 No problem! He just wanted directions on how to get to Burning Man 1.3152 0.03562 257 190 53 14
1763 You know the old saying? It will never be the right place to tell you I found someone else. 1.3152 0.03604 257 191 51 15
1764 He just wanted to know who won the election. 1.3152 0.03604 257 191 51 15
1765 Sure you don't want to meet my Dad? 1.3151 0.04068 238 184 33 21
1766 He says he's king of the hill. 1.3150 0.03499 273 203 54 16
1767 If he really is so abominable, then why did he just compliment your jacket? 1.3149 0.03686 235 173 50 12
1768 The next stretch is a little hairy. 1.3148 0.03365 270 197 61 12
1769 No Doug, I haven't heard what they say about guys with big feet. 1.3147 0.03532 286 216 50 20
1770 Abomanable sex is still sex. 1.3146 0.03707 267 203 44 20
1771 Our Smartphone detox was your idea. 1.3145 0.03989 248 192 34 22
1772 And I say we follow him! 1.3144 0.03456 264 194 57 13
1773 He told me a little higher up there's a WALL to keep us out. 1.3144 0.03812 264 203 39 22
1774 I said to follow “Siri”, not “Yeti”! 1.3143 0.03584 280 212 48 20
1775 It'll be hard to follow in his footsteps. 1.3143 0.03584 280 212 48 20
1776 I told him I was seeing someone else. 1.3143 0.03512 280 210 52 18
1777 Honest, we're just friends. 1.3142 0.03481 261 192 56 13
1778 He's going to show us a shortcut. 1.3141 0.03308 277 202 63 12
1779 He's announced an exploratory committee for a presidential run in 2020. 1.3141 0.03538 277 208 51 18
1780 Quick, give him your business card. You are the manager of a Big and Tall store. 1.3141 0.03463 277 206 55 16
1781 He asked if he was near the top. I said "Not Yeti." 1.3140 0.03571 293 224 46 23
1782 But he called me, “Sheena of the Mountain;” you only call me a social climber. 1.3140 0.03716 258 195 45 18
1783 And when have you ever wanted to ask for directions? 1.3140 0.03757 258 196 43 19
1784 I hear the next stretch can get pretty hairy. 1.3140 0.03420 258 188 59 11
1785 Clothes optional from this point on. 1.3137 0.03578 255 189 52 14
1786 He's upset; he thought it was "abdominal." 1.3137 0.03591 271 204 49 18
1787 He's not mad. He just wants to be seen. 1.3137 0.03475 271 201 55 15
1788 I can’t believe you dropped the “A” bomb! 1.3137 0.03552 271 203 51 17
1789 You’re right. That is who I was making the sweater for. 1.3136 0.03817 236 177 44 15
1790 Don't be so sensitive! I just said he was a huge guy. 1.3135 0.03735 252 190 45 17
1791 He said our table will be ready in 5 minutes 1.3135 0.03606 252 187 51 14
1792 I don't think so...I heard him muttering that it was a long way to go just for some crappy star wars convention... 1.3135 0.03649 252 188 49 15
1793 Well if you hadn't called him 'The Abominable Slow Man'... 1.3134 0.03695 268 204 44 20
1794 Not a soul. You? 1.3134 0.03618 268 202 48 18
1795 Okay, so he says we took a wrong turn back at base camp. 1.3134 0.03460 268 198 56 14
1796 Sorry to drag you along for nothing ... he looked nothing like his tinder profile photo! 1.3134 0.03769 268 206 40 22
1797 But why do you trust his directions over mine? 1.3133 0.03703 233 172 49 12
1798 I'm leaving you Harry...for Hairy. 1.3133 0.03766 249 188 44 17
1799 You just HAD to say manscaping! 1.3133 0.03634 249 185 50 14
1800 See I told you...he said were going the wrong way! 1.3132 0.03567 265 198 51 16
1801 If I knew he was so sensitive about the size of his feet, I would have called him Sasquatch. 1.3132 0.03527 265 197 53 15
1802 He's not abominable at all. He's been very helpful. 1.3132 0.03390 281 208 58 15
1803 Is it just me or does he look much scarier on Instagram? 1.3132 0.03537 281 212 50 19
1804 Did you see that guy’s calves? 1.3130 0.03635 262 197 48 17
1805 Sorry, but I'm leaving you for someone more grounded and in touch with nature. 1.3130 0.03675 262 198 46 18
1806 HE SAID NEXT HE’S GOING TO FORD EVERY STREAM. 1.3130 0.03594 262 196 50 16
1807 I DIDN'T MEAN TO HURT HIS FEELINGS. WHAT DOES "ABOMINABLE" MEAN ANYWAY? 1.3130 0.03635 262 197 48 17
1808 Look, I know you said you’re good with anything, but I feel like I need to ask again. Are you sure you want to go to this orgy? 1.3129 0.03563 278 210 49 19
1809 I swear. Nothing happened! 1.3129 0.03325 294 218 60 16
1810 If he eats there, how bad can it be? 1.3127 0.03496 259 191 55 13
1811 Nice but a bit paranoid. How many people can be looking for him? 1.3127 0.03663 259 195 47 17
1812 Frankly, sometimes you're kind of abominable too, Greg. 1.3127 0.03622 259 194 49 16
1813 You called him Bigfoot?! 1.3127 0.03663 259 195 47 17
1814 He hasn’t seen him. 1.3127 0.03581 259 193 51 15
1815 He asked if you would wait for us here. 1.3127 0.03439 275 204 56 15
1816 He says we can get a signal up here. 1.3127 0.03553 275 207 50 18
1817 He says we can use the trails all we want, but his Himalaya Shutdown is going ahead no matter what. 1.3125 0.03579 272 205 49 18
1818 This is why we need immigration reform. 1.3125 0.03691 272 208 43 21
1819 He'll be right back; he left his iphone in the cave 1.3125 0.03734 256 194 44 18
1820 He said "Abominable is in the eye of the beholder." 1.3123 0.03571 285 217 47 21
1821 I think you insulted him when you said "I don't believe it!" 1.3123 0.03529 269 201 52 16
1822 Sorry, Topher, I need more mystery in a man. 1.3123 0.03607 269 203 48 18
1823 Wow, you really are never going to propose, are you? 1.3121 0.03682 298 233 37 28
1824 He's going back up. He thinks it's become abominable down here. 1.3121 0.03597 282 215 46 21
1825 'He said walking sticks are for pussies.' 1.3120 0.03434 266 196 57 13
1826 Taking that gap year did a lot for his self-confidence.” 1.3120 0.03750 266 204 41 21
1827 I’m sorry but he just fulfills my fantasies more than you. 1.3120 0.03824 266 206 37 23
1828 You're smarter but he's got the edge in experience. 1.3120 0.03837 250 191 40 19
1829 I told you he was sensitive about his body hair, Greg! 1.3120 0.03666 250 187 48 15
1830 Bob, our mountain guide is a beast. There's no way we'll keep up. 1.3118 0.03249 279 203 65 11
1831 Oh yeah? Well, he's a lot less abominable than your "vacation" idea. 1.3118 0.03588 279 212 47 20
1832 He said his name is Harvey Weinstein. 1.3118 0.03552 279 211 49 19
1833 No, Mr. Insecure, I couldn't see how hung he is. 1.3118 0.03764 279 217 37 25
1834 With the furlough, he's had to pull double shifts to rescue hikers. 1.3118 0.03818 263 203 38 22
1835 It's a Yeti not a Yogi! Is it any wonder he goes out of his way to avoid people? 1.3117 0.03466 247 180 57 10
1836 “Size does matter - it’s true what they say about big feet." 1.3116 0.03652 276 211 44 21
1837 He said he preferred Saquatch, but if I can't spell it right, go with Bigfoot. 1.3116 0.03311 276 202 62 12
1838 Some call him Sasquatch, yeah, but us locals call him hairy naked Bill. 1.3114 0.03466 289 218 52 19
1839 This tourism on Everest is getting out of control. 1.3114 0.03534 289 220 48 21
1840 I didn't mean to hurt you, Larry. There's just something so indescribably sexy about a no-maintenance guy--no clothes, no chitchat, no toilet paper--nothing. 1.3114 0.03568 273 206 49 18
1841 We leave a bigger footprint than he does! 1.3112 0.03455 286 215 53 18
1842 Next time you hire a guide get a background search, this guy's abominable!” 1.3111 0.03708 270 207 42 21
1843 Funny how myths develop. Compared to you today, he wasn’t so abominable after all. 1.3111 0.03438 270 200 56 14
1844 I said call him Snowman - he hates 'Abominable.' 1.3111 0.03671 270 206 44 20
1845 And yeti seemed so nice. 1.3110 0.03914 254 197 35 22
1846 That's the last time I'll swipe right on a profile without a picture. 1.3110 0.03586 283 216 46 21
1847 Said he was out for some “me time” then just kept right on walking. 1.3109 0.03836 238 180 42 16
1848 He was heading down for groceries, but forgot his cell phone. 1.3109 0.03339 267 195 61 11
1849 Size matters. 1.3109 0.03504 267 199 53 15
1850 Ugh. Are you happy NOW that we deleted Facebook? Everyone would be so jealous right now. 1.3108 0.03408 296 223 54 19
1851 I haven't seen any footprints either. 1.3108 0.03740 251 190 44 17
1852 Can't be him. Feet are way too small. 1.3108 0.03654 251 188 48 15
1853 Big foot my ass!! You always change the subject when you’re caught! 1.3108 0.03520 251 185 54 12
1854 Relax, George. I just told him threesomes are not our cup of tea 1.3106 0.03489 264 196 54 14
1855 You've got some pretty big shoes to fill. 1.3106 0.03651 264 200 46 18
1856 I think he's Italian. I asked to get a selfie with him, and he kept saying "not yeti....not yeti" 1.3106 0.03397 293 220 55 18
1857 You just had to comment on his looks, didn't you? 1.3105 0.03301 277 203 62 12
1858 He said it hurts his feelings when we call him Abominable. 1.3105 0.03379 277 205 58 14
1859 I just told him to take a hike 1.3103 0.03598 261 196 49 16
1860 He says it's pronounced yeh--TEE. 1.3103 0.03624 290 224 42 24
1861 Well, you know what they say about men with big feet... 1.3103 0.03558 290 222 46 22
1862 Don't be so judgy. He looks mostly harmless and he is going our way. 1.3102 0.03442 274 204 55 15
1863 I spoke to the local and it seems we’ve been going the wrong way. 1.3102 0.03713 245 184 46 15
1864 People laugh, but you don't see him freezing out here. 1.3101 0.03584 258 193 50 15
1865 Actually, he seems indomitable. 1.3101 0.03626 258 194 48 16
1866 Staying warm must have been more important to him than evolution. 1.3101 0.03584 258 193 50 15
1867 Don't, he'll just use it for drugs. 1.3100 0.03545 271 204 50 17
1868 Actually, he was only mildly unpleasant. 1.3099 0.03505 284 215 50 19
1869 He says to please tell the world that they may be wide, but really they're just a size 9 1/2. 1.3098 0.03482 255 188 55 12
1870 He says he's not coming down until people get over the whole 'abominable' thing. 1.3098 0.03482 255 188 55 12
1871 He’s not just abominable, he’s rude! 1.3097 0.04120 226 175 32 19
1872 Clearly man is not on the ascent. 1.3097 0.03493 268 200 53 15
1873 Good job, guide! He said we should be on the mountain over there! 1.3097 0.03687 268 205 43 20
1874 I cant't believe you called him the "Y" word! 1.3096 0.03681 239 178 48 13
1875 Who invited your mother? 1.3096 0.03740 281 219 37 25
1876 He said there's a two hour wait. 1.3096 0.03566 281 214 47 20
1877 He said ' No pictures'. 1.3095 0.03684 252 190 46 16
1878 He recommends the fondue from the chalet on the left. 1.3095 0.03641 252 189 48 15
1879 He prefers Sasquatch. Says the mean kids stuck him with Big Foot. 1.3094 0.03437 265 196 56 13
1880 I wanted to be first, so we might as well go back. 1.3094 0.03755 265 204 40 21
1881 I told him to go get lost if he wants to preserve his reputation 1.3094 0.03639 265 201 46 18
1882 And of course now I realize we left the camera back in the tent! 1.3094 0.03445 278 208 54 16
1883 I envy his lack of gear. 1.3094 0.03291 278 204 62 12
1884 These new sunglasses really make a big difference. I'm seeing details I never noticed before. 1.3094 0.03369 278 206 58 14
1885 She’s a lot taller than I expected 1.3094 0.03556 278 211 48 19
1886 Way to go! You hurt his feelings. 1.3094 0.03664 278 214 42 22
1887 You wait here Jeremy, he wants to show me the view 1.3092 0.03586 262 197 49 16
1888 He claims to have been the president. 1.3092 0.03823 262 203 37 22
1889 He's not leaving any footprints! 1.3092 0.03667 262 199 45 18
1890 You go first, dear. 1.3092 0.03545 262 196 51 15
1891 He says not Yeti. 1.3091 0.03508 275 207 51 17
1892 Yeah, we can go on up, but I had to give him my Netflix passcode. 1.3090 0.03434 288 217 53 18
1893 He said to leave behind only a small carbon footprint. 1.3090 0.03101 288 208 71 9
1894 Really, he means nothing to me. 1.3089 0.03488 259 192 54 13
1895 I swear I’ve never seen him before! 1.3089 0.03573 259 194 50 15
1896 What do you want from me.....he was the only guide they had left! 1.3088 0.03494 285 216 50 19
1897 We’re friends on Instagram 1.3088 0.03387 285 213 56 16
1898 Abominable, shmabominable, at least he asks for directions. 1.3088 0.03275 285 210 62 13
1899 Honey, I really enjoyed the Pilates, the tapas dipped in flecks of gold, and the W.B. Yeats poetry, but I want someone more primitive. 1.3086 0.03684 256 194 45 17
1900 Apparently, they're very serious about casual Fridays. 1.3085 0.03297 282 208 61 13
1901 I told you the lack of oxygen does wonders for the imagination. 1.3085 0.03297 282 208 61 13
1902 It's Esteem Lacking Snow Person now. 1.3083 0.03541 253 188 52 13
1903 He says he's got wi-fi 1.3083 0.03672 253 191 46 16
1904 This guide was highly rated on Yelp! 1.3083 0.03508 266 199 52 15
1905 Shhhh, shhhhh, there goes my ex. 1.3082 0.03617 279 214 44 21
1906 He’s just trying to find himself. 1.3080 0.03699 237 177 47 13
1907 No Harvey, he's just an old college friend! 1.3080 0.03655 263 200 45 18
1908 I'll admit Gary's a little grumpy in the mornings, but i wouldn't call him abominable... 1.3080 0.03572 276 210 47 19
1909 He wanted to know if i've seen his polar bear 1.3080 0.03572 276 210 47 19
1910 That's my guide. Thank god for Google Translate. 1.3080 0.03281 289 214 61 14
1911 He said the "23andMe" thing is baloney. 1.3079 0.03289 302 226 59 17
1912 No, I don't think he saw us. 1.3077 0.03484 273 205 52 16
1913 He's a great guide, just no photo ops. 1.3077 0.03561 273 207 48 18
1914 Should we ask him to take our picture? 1.3077 0.03597 247 184 50 13
1915 The all-knowing Guru on top of the mountain? He said he ate him. 1.3077 0.03642 247 185 48 14
1916 Could you hold up for a bit and give us some space? 1.3077 0.03523 273 206 50 17
1917 I'm sick and tired of living your fantasies 1.3077 0.03523 273 206 50 17
1918 Let’s see if he will take our photo. 1.3077 0.03444 299 228 50 21
1919 I know you warned me but he's still my Dad! 1.3077 0.03561 273 207 48 18
1920 Actually he was quite pleasant . . . amiable, certainly not abominable. 1.3074 0.03400 283 212 55 16
1921 You said you wanted to meet my parents, right? 1.3074 0.03266 270 197 63 10
1922 Yeah. He won’t do any free sightings. He’s going to wait out the shutdown. 1.3074 0.03626 270 206 45 19
1923 I told you before, size doesn’t matter! 1.3074 0.03459 257 190 55 12
1924 He says he needs to get home in time for Dancing with the Stars. 1.3071 0.03570 280 214 46 20
1925 He says it's at least another mile and honestly I'm like, how amazing is it ACTUALLY gonna be? 1.3071 0.03655 241 180 48 13
1926 He hit on me, some line about big feet. 1.3071 0.03794 241 183 42 16
1927 I'm keeping my name professionally but, yeah, officially it's Karen Bragin-Yeti. 1.3071 0.03794 241 183 42 16
1928 Maybe you shouldn't have called him "abominable" to his face. 1.3070 0.03993 228 175 36 17
1929 The Abominable Snowman isn't coming down with us. He's feels the abominable creature we've elected is already one too many. 1.3069 0.03524 277 210 49 18
1930 How could you? You know he's sensitive to the use of the "A" word! 1.3069 0.03372 277 206 57 14
1931 I told you we should have brought our camera. He only wanted $5 for a selfie with him. 1.3068 0.03732 251 191 43 17
1932 He's half the man and twice the beast that you are. 1.3066 0.03330 287 214 58 15
1933 How rude of you! He only asked for directions. 1.3066 0.03550 274 208 48 18
1934 You go. I want to be found. 1.3066 0.03435 274 205 54 15
1935 Yes, and it was the best I ever had ! 1.3066 0.03624 274 210 44 20
1936 He said there's a Starbucks just over the next ridge. 1.3065 0.03672 261 199 44 18
1937 His unicorn got away. He's wondering if you've seen it. 1.3065 0.03507 261 195 52 14
1938 He said we are on the wrong path to enlightenment. 1.3065 0.03672 261 199 44 18
1939 He says the view is so-so. 1.3063 0.03390 284 213 55 16
1940 he said, nothing to see up there... 1.3063 0.03576 271 206 47 18
1941 He said there’s nothing interesting to see up there. 1.3063 0.03380 271 201 57 13
1942 What did he mean when he said we'll be late for dinner? 1.3062 0.03660 258 196 45 17
1943 Nothing three or four episodes of "Queer eye" wouldn't take care of... 1.3062 0.03576 258 194 49 15
1944 He suggested we try the ascent tomorrow; conditions today are abominable. 1.3062 0.03404 258 190 57 11
1945 He told me he's lost 1.3061 0.03415 294 223 52 19
1946 This is where we part ways. 1.3060 0.03338 281 209 58 14
1947 You just had to tell him that he isn’t wearing pants, 1.3060 0.03603 268 204 46 18
1948 I know he's experienced, but what are his references? 1.3060 0.03445 268 200 54 14
1949 He said there's nothing of note up there, so we might as well give up on finding anything interesting. This whole trip was a waste of time! 1.3059 0.03647 255 193 46 16
1950 YOU wanted to hire a GUIDE, so we are going to follow HIM! 1.3059 0.03731 255 195 42 18
1951 Yeah, I saw it!--Must be the latest from Patagonia. 1.3058 0.03607 291 226 41 24
1952 I have a feeling we ain't seen nothing yeti. 1.3058 0.03438 278 209 53 16
1953 I'll never let you set me up on a blind date again! 1.3058 0.03586 278 213 45 20
1954 See? I told you he’d lap us again. 1.3057 0.03592 265 201 47 17
1955 He just said we should be careful, you never know what creatures are walking around up here. 1.3057 0.03470 265 198 53 14
1956 I told you he was easily offended. 1.3057 0.03387 265 196 57 12
1957 He keeps saying it's just a little bit farther, just over that hill, and he'll show us something really cool! 1.3056 0.03392 288 217 54 17
1958 It will be a more pleasant climb if you stay down wind from him 1.3055 0.03347 311 237 53 21
1959 Don’t worry Jim, he has a 5-star Airbnb experience rating 1.3055 0.03463 275 207 52 16
1960 He's part of the nudist colony just off the trail. 1.3055 0.03538 275 209 48 18
1961 Are you sure he's a local? 1.3055 0.03576 275 210 46 19
1962 He doesn't look as big in person. 1.3054 0.03103 298 218 69 11
1963 Ohh...hello dear, it isnt how it looks 1.3053 0.03579 262 198 48 16
1964 He's still mad about getting no credit from Hillary on Everest. 1.3053 0.03777 262 203 38 21
1965 He's always in a mood during tourist season. 1.3053 0.03268 285 211 61 13
1966 Post-impeachment, he just wants to be left alone. 1.3051 0.03449 272 204 53 15
1967 The one time you ask for directions...and it's from a Yeti. 1.3051 0.03565 272 207 47 18
1968 Hey, he knows a short cut. 1.3051 0.03246 272 199 63 10
1969 He may look like a veteran hiker, but he’s just a Wookie. 1.3051 0.03677 272 210 41 21
1970 You might as well turn back. There's really nothing to see up there. 1.3051 0.03371 295 223 54 18
1971 He won't let us pass due to the shutdown 1.3050 0.03886 259 203 33 23
1972 He exposed himself and all you could do was take a photo!? 1.3050 0.03565 259 195 49 15
1973 I’m leaving you. He really knows how to make me peak. 1.3049 0.03780 246 188 41 17
1974 All he said was, 'I want to be alone'. 1.3049 0.03601 246 184 49 13
1975 Was that the Dos Equis guy? 1.3048 0.03592 269 205 46 18
1976 He says it’s too damn hot and come back after we stop global warming. 1.3048 0.03434 269 201 54 14
1977 All I did was to ask him if he thought global warming was fake news. 1.3048 0.03474 269 202 52 15
1978 Let him lead he knows the neighborhood 1.3047 0.03273 279 206 61 12
1979 But he swears he knows this trail like the back of his foot. 1.3045 0.03237 289 214 62 13
1980 He said “Follow me if you want to see something really interesting”. 1.3045 0.03487 289 221 48 20
1981 This is where Biggie and I leave you. 1.3043 0.03270 299 224 59 16
1982 I guess it’s true what they say - Bigfoot, big... 1.3043 0.03790 253 195 39 19
1983 He says his name is "Tom", he's currently unattached, and his brothers are all tall too - oh, and he hates having his picture taken... 1.3043 0.03397 253 186 57 10
1984 He said there are no facilities past this point 1.3043 0.03338 299 226 55 18
1985 And yet i still don't believe 1.3043 0.03452 276 208 52 16
1986 Of course he resents being called Abominable." 1.3043 0.03527 276 210 48 18
1987 He says he has a higher calling.... 1.3043 0.03601 276 212 44 20
1988 He’s running for President. 1.3042 0.03615 286 222 41 23
1989 I'm telling you--Cross Fit. 1.3042 0.03357 263 194 58 11
1990 He said, "Frosty's a snowman. I'm a yeti." 1.3040 0.03477 273 206 51 16
1991 We've just been ignored by a Yeti, Josh. Makes me feel, well, abominable, actually. 1.3040 0.03515 273 207 49 17
1992 It is your behavior that I find abominable! 1.3040 0.03477 273 206 51 16
1993 The Contiki website said he’s an abominable tour guide, but so far I’d say he’s been great! 1.3040 0.03649 250 189 46 15
1994 Wouldn't you know, the selfie was all blurry. 1.3039 0.03393 283 213 54 16
1995 It’s his mountain. I’m not going to drop in without a gift. 1.3039 0.03466 283 215 50 18
1996 We talked, but even his words were blurry and ambiguous. 1.3038 0.03511 260 195 51 14
1997 He said cell reception was better near the top. 1.3038 0.03511 260 195 51 14
1998 "I know I recognize him from somewhere, but I just can't put my finger on it. 1.3037 0.03656 270 208 42 20
1999 He says he’s building a wall. 1.3037 0.03580 270 206 46 18
2000 Please tell me it's Halloween and that's your very large friend wearing a costume. 1.3037 0.03258 270 198 62 10
2001 You've really offended him Bill. You just don't call a Yeti Bigfoot 1.3036 0.03811 247 190 39 18
2002 These days I never know what to believe 1.3036 0.03542 247 184 51 12
2003 Yeah, well, I can't help his language skills, but he's still the guide. 1.3036 0.03542 247 184 51 12
2004 No John, he doesn't have a big dick 1.3036 0.03500 303 235 44 24
2005 Come on Todd, I may be blind but my nose works. 1.3036 0.03599 280 216 43 21
2006 Okay, I have been seeing someone else." 1.3036 0.03417 280 211 53 16
2007 See, I told you fur was in again. 1.3036 0.03263 280 207 61 12
2008 It's been downhill with us for so long, I just need a change. 1.3035 0.03705 257 197 42 18
2009 "He prefers Melvin to Sasquatch. But he'll answer to Bigfoot." 1.3034 0.03153 290 213 66 11
2010 He says he wants to clean up a little first. 1.3034 0.03407 267 199 55 13
2011 I think we’ve discovered who’s really abominable here—and I’m pressing on with the yeti. 1.3034 0.03448 267 200 53 14
2012 I actually think his feet are the perfect size for his body. 1.3033 0.03295 300 226 57 17
2013 I'm not afraid but... I'll race you to the bottom... 1.3032 0.03364 277 207 56 14
2014 Yeah, well the stench is real too. I'm heading back. 1.3031 0.03777 254 196 39 19
2015 You hired him as our guide so who's the neanderthal really? 1.3031 0.03651 254 193 45 16
2016 Who knew we’d run in to the next GOP Presidential candidate up here! 1.3031 0.03735 254 195 41 18
2017 I don't know what's worse--me running out of water or you running out of photo storage space on your iPhone. 1.3031 0.03651 254 193 45 16
2018 I TOLD YOU he wouldn't want to take a selfie! 1.3031 0.03608 254 192 47 15
2019 He said, "46 and half, triple E." 1.3031 0.03431 287 218 51 18
2020 Suddenly me not having a razor for a week doesn't seem so bad, huh? 1.3030 0.03432 264 197 54 13
2021 He is less abominable where it counts ... good bye and good luck. 1.3029 0.03654 274 212 41 21
2022 He asked for my number then remembered he left his phone in his cave. 1.3029 0.03427 274 206 53 15
2023 He Said, "No Habla Ingles!" 1.3029 0.03580 274 210 45 19
2024 Wow. I guess it's really true what they say about a man who has a big foot". 1.3029 0.03348 274 204 57 13
2025 You don’t always get to choose your mentor in life, Jason. 1.3027 0.03623 261 199 45 17
2026 Yes, Brad! I’m going with the yeti. 1.3027 0.03623 261 199 45 17
2027 He may know the mountain but that doesn't mean we should follow him 1.3027 0.03499 261 196 51 14
2028 I think he said we're near the top, but his accent is abominable. 1.3027 0.03541 261 197 49 15
2029 He wanted to know what 'abominable' means. 1.3027 0.03623 261 199 45 17
2030 His daughter lost a mitten yesterday, he's just out checking everywhere. 1.3025 0.03288 314 239 55 20
2031 Yeti, schmeti, I say let’s follow him! 1.3025 0.03480 281 214 49 18
2032 So sorry John. I'm in love with him. We're going to meet his mom. 1.3025 0.03552 281 216 45 20
2033 He said, "Google Earth can just leave me the hell alone." 1.3023 0.03319 301 228 55 18
2034 Oh stop. You just have footprint envy. 1.3022 0.03557 268 204 47 17
2035 He said he's a local but I'd feel more comfortable looking it up on Waze. 1.3022 0.03579 278 214 44 20
2036 Every day about this time. He has quite a commute. 1.3022 0.03354 278 208 56 14
2037 I bet that guy knows something we don't. 1.3022 0.03236 278 205 62 11
2038 He's actually sort of likable. 1.3021 0.03707 235 177 45 13
2039 He would come down more often but people keep talking about his feet. 1.3021 0.03313 288 216 57 15
2040 He says he has to get back to the White House. 1.3020 0.03602 298 234 38 26
2041 Looks easier without a backpack. 1.3020 0.03681 255 195 43 17
2042 I know it’s Trump, it said it was the greatest abdominal snowman. 1.3020 0.03722 255 196 41 18
2043 He says the mountain is calling, but so is nature. 1.3019 0.03462 265 199 52 14
2044 He asked if Trump was still alive. 1.3018 0.03605 275 212 43 20
2045 No! We cannot go to his place for “drinks.” 1.3018 0.03298 275 204 59 12
2046 It's over. I'm leaving you to start a new life with Jeffrey! 1.3018 0.03551 285 220 44 21
2047 He packed NONE of his waste out of base camp. Talk about abominable! 1.3018 0.03298 285 213 58 14
2048 You see, I told you my dad could keep up with us. 1.3018 0.03516 285 219 46 20
2049 He’s harmless; he just wants trail mix.” 1.3017 0.03680 242 183 45 14
2050 He's one of the locals. 1.3016 0.03624 252 191 46 15
2051 These Virtual Reality sunglasses are really fantastic! 1.3016 0.03445 252 187 54 11
2052 He said we're still about 1,000 big feet away from the peak 1.3015 0.03445 262 196 53 13
2053 I kinda like my men hairy... 1.3015 0.03403 262 195 55 12
2054 It gets pretty hairy from here. 1.3015 0.03652 262 201 43 18
2055 I told you not to call him abominable! 1.3015 0.03611 262 200 45 17
2056 He says the bathrooms are closed due to the Trump shut down . 1.3015 0.03519 272 207 48 17
2057 Is he gone? Phew...we used to date. It did NOT end well. 1.3015 0.03480 272 206 50 16
2058 He’s invited us to dinner. 1.3013 0.03804 239 183 40 16
2059 ...he said he’s pissed off...his 23andMe came back and he’s related to Elizabeth Warren... 1.3013 0.03850 239 184 38 17
2060 He just asked to use my phone for a selfie as he’s not sure he really exists. 1.3012 0.03556 259 196 48 15
2061 All the money we spent on gear and we still can't keep up with him. 1.3011 0.03584 269 206 45 18
2062 No - It's his cousin The Respectable Yeti 1.3011 0.03426 269 202 53 14
2063 The only thing abominable here is your lack of sensitivity. 1.3011 0.03506 269 204 49 16
2064 It’s over, I swear! I ‘m pretty sure he’ll just walk away and I’ll never see him again. 1.3011 0.03584 269 206 45 18
2065 I told him: "Long-term commitment or take a hike!" 1.3011 0.03506 269 204 49 16
2066 Ugh, I told you there'd be tourists. 1.3011 0.03584 269 206 45 18
2067 He's upset that no-one ever mentions his calves. 1.3011 0.03494 279 213 48 18
2068 He's just not that into you. 1.3010 0.03339 289 218 55 16
2069 So... There is a Mar-a-Largo Himalaya. 1.3008 0.03930 236 183 35 18
2070 For crying out loud, George. It's Yeti, not Abominable Snowman! You're being terribly insensitive. 1.3008 0.03683 246 187 44 15
2071 You'll never guess who I ran into! 1.3008 0.03408 256 190 55 11
2072 I'm done Mark — I get that your Dad is a nature person, but he needs to put some clothes on. 1.3008 0.03497 256 192 51 13
2073 He looks less abominable in person. 1.3008 0.03668 256 196 43 17
2074 Because when you lead you get distracted and--look at me--and something inevitably gets missed. 1.3008 0.03612 266 204 44 18
2075 Sasquatch has a point Bob, Trump clearly personifies the fatal flaws in postmodern social constructivist thinking..! 1.3007 0.03482 276 210 49 17
2076 He thinks you are abominable. 1.3007 0.03325 286 215 56 15
2077 Abominable"? Really? You can be so insensitive sometimes 1.3004 0.03675 223 166 47 10
2078 We've got to stop meeting like this. I think he's suspicious. 1.3004 0.03773 233 177 42 14
2079 He had a thick accent but I think he said that we are ducked. 1.3004 0.03667 243 184 45 14
2080 He wants a mate but I told him I couldn't cook. 1.3004 0.03518 263 199 49 15
2081 He wanted to be a guide on Mt. Rainier, but couldn't get a visa. 1.3004 0.03559 263 200 47 16
2082 He’s my friend so get over it. 1.3004 0.03269 273 202 60 11
2083 He's just got a bad rep. He's actually quite a conversationalist. 1.3004 0.03351 273 204 56 13
2084 It was YOUR idea to build a snowman. All I did was splice some genes to make it happen. 1.3004 0.03391 273 205 54 14
2085 He forgot the keys. 1.3004 0.03469 273 207 50 16
2086 He says we misunderstood. The yogi is on the other mountain. 1.3000 0.03484 280 214 48 18
2087 He’s cooler than you’d expect. 1.3000 0.03207 270 198 63 9
2088 where did you get this guide 1.3000 0.03827 260 204 34 22
2089 He'll be back when he meets his daily step goal. 1.3000 0.03856 230 176 39 15
2090 He was the last Sherpa available but so far he's been great. 1.2997 0.03204 307 231 60 16
2091 He said no selfie's, but you just couldn't let it go! 1.2997 0.03424 287 219 50 18
2092 Why do you lash out at every guy with bigger feet? 1.2996 0.03357 267 199 56 12
2093 But he said it’s quicker than going through the valley. 1.2996 0.03639 267 206 42 19
2094 He's not afraid of us personally, but he thinks it's an I.R.S. audit. 1.2996 0.03560 267 204 46 17
2095 He said he just wanted to know if it was 2020 yet. 1.2996 0.03440 267 201 52 14
2096 He doesn't want to be called fake news anymore. 1.2996 0.03827 267 211 32 24
2097 Anywhere he wants to. 1.2996 0.03738 257 199 39 19
2098 He said, 'Baby it's cold outside...' 1.2996 0.03486 257 193 51 13
2099 Your wife looks pissed! 1.2996 0.03656 257 197 43 17
2100 What's abominable is your attitude!! 1.2996 0.03697 257 198 41 18
2101 He’s really serious about the Paleo diet; I see him hiking this hill everyday. 1.2996 0.03572 257 195 47 15
2102 He wants to know if Robert Mueller has been asking for him. 1.2996 0.03776 237 181 41 15
2103 You know, if we weren't blind maybe we could find big foot 1.2993 0.03448 284 217 49 18
2104 He said we can come up but not yeti. 1.2993 0.03380 274 206 54 14
2105 I'm sorry, Jason, but I have to follow my heart. 1.2992 0.03627 264 203 43 18
2106 It was just a coincidence! I am not obsessed with him! 1.2992 0.03547 264 201 47 16
2107 Hi - I just met the nicest guy. Local fella. Says he owns a restaurant up top. Invited us to stop by. 1.2992 0.03627 264 203 43 18
2108 He says he used to be President of the United States but was found to be abominable. 1.2992 0.03745 264 206 37 21
2109 He seemed super relatable until he made me sign an N.D.A. 1.2992 0.03506 264 200 49 15
2110 What guy? 1.2992 0.03556 254 192 48 14
2111 Sorry Jim but if I have to live with an abominable man, size matters! 1.2992 0.03727 254 196 40 18
2112 He said he was doing research on, “The Ascent of Man.” 1.2990 0.03355 291 221 53 17
2113 Not to worry, he was just asking for directions. 1.2989 0.03399 281 213 52 16
2114 I'm sorry but my foot fetish is bigger than both of us. 1.2989 0.03361 281 212 54 15
2115 He says his real name is "Abdominal" 1.2989 0.03674 271 211 39 21
2116 No footprints! So he’s not real, and we’re not, either! 1.2989 0.03533 261 198 48 15
2117 Well, how would you feel if someone called you 'Abominable'? 1.2989 0.03696 261 202 40 19
2118 Good thing we made reservations. He said it's always crowded at peak times. 1.2989 0.03362 261 194 56 11
2119 He was surprisingly articulate. 1.2989 0.03448 261 196 52 13
2120 He said, 'Tell Trump he better start worrying about global warming or he'll quickly learn who's actually abominable.' 1.2988 0.03672 251 192 43 16
2121 He said he didn't have a watch. 1.2988 0.03715 251 193 41 17
2122 So now what? 1.2988 0.03715 251 193 41 17
2123 He said he's sorry, he loves you, but it's over. You can keep the stick. 1.2988 0.03776 241 185 40 16
2124 He said he’s tired of waiting for the Uber. 1.2987 0.03402 298 229 49 20
2125 Wait a half hour before using the bathroom after him. 1.2986 0.03449 288 221 48 19
2126 I TOLD you, NO politics. 1.2986 0.03378 288 219 52 17
2127 I feel like we're missing something. 1.2986 0.03378 288 219 52 17
2128 We may have named him Yeti, but he prefers Bob. 1.2986 0.03346 278 209 55 14
2129 It's over, Brad. Squatch is giving us a minute to say farewell. 1.2986 0.03498 278 213 47 18
2130 I would never have believed it. A harrier butt than yours does exist. 1.2985 0.03509 268 204 48 16
2131 He thinks we should start seeing other people 1.2984 0.03725 258 200 39 19
2132 The guide reviews in Trip Advisor said that Yeti is not much of a talker but he knows his way around the mountain. 1.2984 0.03474 258 194 51 13
2133 Just because it looks like he might make it all the way to the top, doesn't mean we have to follow him Dan. 1.2984 0.03517 258 195 49 14
2134 He said we are welcome to stay but the toilets are overflowing because of the shutdown. 1.2984 0.03643 258 198 43 17
2135 Ah-Yeah, I think he knows the mountain a little better than that sherpa you wanted to hire. 1.2984 0.03520 248 186 50 12
2136 I'm sorry, Larry, but he's offering me a home with a view. 1.2984 0.03612 248 188 46 14
2137 All he asked is that I spell his name correctly. So, yeah, it was worth it. 1.2983 0.03416 238 175 55 8
2138 Stop him! Maybe he can take a picture of us! 1.2983 0.03714 238 181 43 14
2139 Can you take a picture of me with the mountains? Just make sure the yeti doesn't show up in the background and ruin the shot. 1.2982 0.03365 285 216 53 16
2140 You’re the one who’s abominable. 1.2981 0.03615 265 204 43 18
2141 Once he finds himself the mystery's over. 1.2981 0.03495 265 201 49 15
2142 Maybe I shouldn't have mentioned shrinkage. 1.2980 0.03587 255 194 46 15
2143 Well I will, if you are too embarrassed to ask for directions Tom 1.2980 0.03595 245 185 47 13
2144 Well, I don’t think he’s the least bit abominable. 1.2979 0.03164 292 217 63 12
2145 That's your problem, Roger, you're always so jealous if I look at another guy. 1.2979 0.03388 282 214 52 16
2146 Don't worry,it was consensual. 1.2979 0.03425 282 215 50 17
2147 I gave him our outfitter's card. 1.2979 0.03388 282 214 52 16
2148 He said the LGBTQ community just doesn't​ get "other". 1.2978 0.03511 272 208 47 17
2149 I've had it with Colorado men. I'm going to try this for a while. 1.2977 0.03521 262 199 48 15
2150 I told him to go home to his wife and cubs and quit hitting on female tourists. 1.2977 0.03562 262 200 46 16
2151 Well, he did say 'no selfies'. 1.2977 0.03116 299 222 65 12
2152 You and your labels...you just insulted him! 1.2976 0.03482 252 189 51 12
2153 I’m his agent so if you want to meet him talk to me 1.2974 0.03728 232 176 43 13
2154 He's much warmer than you Stan. 1.2974 0.03418 269 203 52 14
2155 This trail is getting way too trendy. 1.2973 0.03347 296 226 52 18
2156 He said it’s Yanni. Now pay up. 1.2972 0.03688 249 191 42 16
2157 Just because you found me with a naked yeti doesn’t mean I’m having an affair. 1.2972 0.03554 249 188 48 13
2158 I think I ate too much of the cookie. 1.2971 0.03437 276 210 50 16
2159 Relax Andy. If he was going to eat us why would he offer to let us use his phone to call search and rescue? 1.2971 0.03437 276 210 50 16
2160 I trust him. He's white. 1.2971 0.03587 276 214 42 20
2161 George, trust me, that is NOT a Sherpa. 1.2971 0.03198 276 204 62 10
2162 We dated briefly... he wasn’t my type. 1.2971 0.03795 239 184 39 16
2163 It's just teen angst, dear. He won't always be this reclusive. 1.2970 0.03227 303 229 58 16
2164 You just never know when you'll spot a celebrity! 1.2970 0.03604 266 205 43 18
2165 My ex. 1.2970 0.03604 266 205 43 18
2166 Not so abominable in the sack! 1.2970 0.03681 266 207 39 20
2167 Yes honey-size matters...he's not just big foot! 1.2969 0.03701 256 198 40 18
2168 He said 13EEE. 1.2969 0.03701 256 198 40 18
2169 Really? You know hoax is a trigger for him! 1.2968 0.03303 283 213 56 14
2170 Are you even listening to me?! 1.2967 0.03719 246 189 41 16
2171 Leave me and my husband alone! 1.2967 0.03538 273 210 45 18
2172 Next year we're doing Christmas at *my* parents' house. 1.2967 0.03261 273 203 59 11
2173 I don’t care who she is!!! It’s demeaning how you look at other women. 1.2967 0.03614 273 212 41 20
2174 You count to 20 while WE go and hide. 1.2967 0.03461 273 208 49 16
2175 He makes it look so easy. 1.2966 0.03634 236 178 46 12
2176 I told you. He's just an old friend from college... 1.2966 0.03591 263 202 44 17
2177 He said he found what you called him podiatrically normative. 1.2966 0.03463 290 224 46 20
2178 Clearly fake news! 1.2966 0.03286 290 219 56 15
2179 He says there's one with great coffee and wifi at the bottom. 1.2964 0.03439 280 214 49 17
2180 He said he didn't want to be the third wheel. 1.2964 0.03287 280 210 57 13
2181 I told you we didn't need all this ridiculous gear. 1.2963 0.03407 270 204 52 14
2182 Are you kidding? Mansplaining to yet another marginalized individual about how dominant society renders them invisible? 1.2962 0.03740 260 203 37 20
2183 You begged me to come with you, but you F O R G O T your camera! 1.2962 0.03536 260 198 47 15
2184 Our selfie together came out really blurry for some reason.” 1.2962 0.03700 260 202 39 19
2185 He said he'd introduce me to the Tooth Fairy. 1.2962 0.03578 260 199 45 16
2186 Greeting him in Klingon was not funny. 1.2960 0.03307 250 184 58 8
2187 He'll join us in the base camp tonight for cocktails at 6:30. 1.2960 0.03356 250 185 56 9
2188 He said go high when they go low. 1.2959 0.03255 294 222 57 15
2189 And yet he loves me 1.2959 0.03513 267 204 47 16
2190 He says they're not open yet. 1.2959 0.03220 267 197 61 9
2191 Turns out he’s fed up with the saying about men with big feet 1.2959 0.03669 267 208 39 20
2192 He ate Giovanni..said he wanted a little Italian 1.2957 0.03895 230 178 36 16
2193 Nope, he is not the least interested in coming to work for Trump. 1.2956 0.03712 274 216 35 23
2194 He's not nearly as abominable as you think. 1.2956 0.03292 274 205 57 12
2195 Oh yeah? Your attitude is abominable. 1.2956 0.03450 274 209 49 16
2196 Luckily he seems like a vegetarian. 1.2956 0.03372 274 207 53 14
2197 Yet, he is an urban legend, and you're just an urban escapee. 1.2956 0.03489 274 210 47 17
2198 He said get lost 1.2955 0.03750 247 191 39 17
2199 He didn’t seem so abominable to me. 1.2955 0.03240 291 219 58 14
2200 He's a Himalayan and I miss the Rockies - it just wasn't going to work..... 1.2955 0.03372 264 198 54 12
2201 Sasquatch, Bigfoot, Yeti…whatever. Do you have anymore of those peanut butter-filled pretzels? 1.2954 0.03391 281 214 51 16
2202 I guess he's gone vegan. 1.2954 0.03813 237 183 38 16
2203 You promised this wasn’t going to be weird or uncomfortable! 1.2953 0.03328 298 228 52 18
2204 Oh way to go Tom!... You know you really need to educate yourself on mythical creature stereotyping and how it's utilized by those in power to perpetuate a mytho-normative society." 1.2953 0.03328 298 228 52 18
2205 These Aspen bigwigs and their fur coats! 1.2953 0.03718 254 197 39 18
2206 I see you're not the only one using Viagra for altitude sickness. 1.2952 0.03553 271 209 44 18
2207 I told him to stop worrying about his follower count and try connecting with people in real life for once. 1.2952 0.03436 271 206 50 15
2208 Make sure you put "local favorite" in the review 1.2952 0.03355 271 204 54 13
2209 When you said “Let’s go to the Himalayas. What’s the worst that can happen?” this is exactly what I thought the worst would be. 1.2952 0.03553 271 209 44 18
2210 Big surprise that we forgot to bring the camera. 1.2952 0.03704 271 213 36 22
2211 No, I'm not asking Sasquatch for directions. 1.2952 0.03476 271 207 48 16
2212 I don't know. We were having a great time until I asked about that whole abominable situation. 1.2951 0.03261 288 217 57 14
2213 Do something. He said abominable things to me. 1.2951 0.03298 288 218 55 15
2214 He said he knows a shortcut 1.2950 0.03299 278 209 56 13
2215 Really! Just someone I met at work. 1.2950 0.03259 278 208 58 12
2216 So apparently "abominable" is their word. 1.2948 0.03484 251 189 50 12
2217 Don't get upset, he was just asking for directions. 1.2948 0.03420 268 203 51 14
2218 Well that’s a relief: he shared his wifi password 1.2948 0.03461 268 204 49 15
2219 Maybe he knows how to get back down, Clark! 1.2947 0.03320 285 216 54 15
2220 But his cave has good reviews. 1.2947 0.03320 285 216 54 15
2221 I don't care if that's what the other explorers call him. "Abominable" isn't nice. 1.2946 0.03465 258 195 50 13
2222 You said you wanted to experience new cultures. 1.2946 0.03508 258 196 48 14
2223 He says conditions at the top are abominable." 1.2945 0.03401 275 209 51 15
2224 I don't know. He just grunted and took my lunch. 1.2945 0.03401 275 209 51 15
2225 My Nepali is rusty...I think he said 'Hirsute Only Beyond This Point' .. 1.2945 0.03361 275 208 53 14
2226 I think I now understand why you don't like asking for directions. 1.2945 0.03322 275 207 55 13
2227 Apparently we’re trespassing on private property 1.2945 0.03194 292 219 60 13
2228 Don’t be silly, we’re just good friends. 1.2944 0.03557 248 188 47 13
2229 He says the view from the top is worth the walk. 1.2943 0.03318 265 198 56 11
2230 He says, after a few seasons, your body adapts to the climate at the naturist park. 1.2943 0.03487 265 202 48 15
2231 He looks like he knows where he’s going...should we ask him for directions? 1.2943 0.03275 265 197 58 10
2232 Of course he's offended. I can't believe you called him a Yeti. 1.2943 0.03763 265 209 34 22
2233 No, John - there actually is a mountain high enough and I’m with him now. 1.2943 0.03455 282 217 47 18
2234 Lately, it seems my grip on reality is going downhill. 1.2943 0.03343 282 214 53 15
2235 Is there ANYWHERE I can go where you won’t follow ? 1.2943 0.03250 299 227 56 16
2236 How hard was it to find this guide? 1.2941 0.03447 255 192 51 12
2237 He told me there's a Starbucks just over the next ridge! 1.2941 0.03664 255 197 41 17
2238 I wouldn't bother. I was just up there and there is not much to see. 1.2941 0.03464 272 208 48 16
2239 He just takes better care of me out here 1.2941 0.03535 255 194 47 14
2240 He's been like that since his yak died 1.2941 0.03542 272 210 44 18
2241 He told me his name, yet I don’t remember it. 1.2941 0.03705 238 182 42 14
2242 I told you that was Elvis that passed us at the last summit! 1.2941 0.03706 255 198 39 18
2243 P.S., his foot isn't his biggest part. 1.2939 0.03516 279 216 44 19
2244 Wait -- if that's not Larry and he's not wearing an L.L. Bean snow suit, then who is it? 1.2939 0.03479 279 215 46 18
2245 He's not so Abominable! 1.2939 0.03516 279 216 44 19
2246 I think we should just ask him!! 1.2939 0.03289 279 210 56 13
2247 We're overdressed. 1.2939 0.03513 262 200 47 15
2248 He thinks humans have a nerve calling him 'abominable'. 1.2939 0.03595 262 202 43 17
2249 I feel like you're not listening to me. 1.2939 0.03723 245 189 40 16
2250 He comes on to me, I say no and he walks away. I mean, #yetisarerealmen. 1.2937 0.03456 286 221 46 19
2251 “Don’t leave me like this—between a rock and a hairy place.” 1.2937 0.03607 269 209 41 19
2252 Do you mind if I join him? 1.2937 0.03427 252 189 52 11
2253 Prank call. He didn’t order the pizza. 1.2937 0.03650 252 194 42 16
2254 Best guide I've ever had. 1.2935 0.03532 293 230 40 23
2255 Just follow him. I lost the map. 1.2934 0.03539 259 198 46 15
2256 You won't believe it!_They have opened a STARBUCKS at the summit! 1.2933 0.03275 300 229 54 17
2257 He says we can study him, but after Wheel of Fortune. 1.2933 0.03480 283 219 45 19
2258 I promise ..this is not one of those made you look things. 1.2932 0.03712 266 209 36 21
2259 I told him it was me not him. 1.2932 0.03405 249 186 53 10
2260 He said the bathrooms are just up ahead. 1.2932 0.03499 249 188 49 12
2261 He said we should have turned at 72nd Street. 1.2931 0.03817 232 179 38 15
2262 it’s just sometimes i feel like u don’t even know he exists 1.2930 0.03492 273 210 46 17
2263 Well how would you like being called abominable? 1.2930 0.03651 256 198 41 17
2264 Jesus — and neither one of us brought a camera? 1.2929 0.03261 297 226 55 16
2265 I'll bet you believe in the Tooth Fairy, too. 1.2929 0.03691 239 183 42 14
2266 He said he’ll guide us to the top if we help tweak his personal brand. 1.2929 0.03356 280 213 52 15
2267 You called him abominable? I think you hurt his feelings. 1.2928 0.03623 263 204 41 18
2268 Grab your phone, this could be trending for a least an afternoon. 1.2928 0.03583 263 203 43 17
2269 He says it’s the closest Starbucks. 1.2928 0.03583 263 203 43 17
2270 I told you, the preferred term is Yeti. 1.2928 0.03287 263 196 57 10
2271 He said we should have made a left at Everest to get to the Starbucks. 1.2927 0.03480 287 223 44 20
2272 Remember how smug you were when I said I was leaving you for someone over the hill? 1.2926 0.03439 270 206 49 15
2273 You hurt her feelings, you monster! 1.2925 0.03422 294 228 46 20
2274 If you make me choose, I’m going with the hairy man. 1.2925 0.03506 253 192 48 13
2275 He says the restaurant is on the other mountain. 1.2924 0.03301 277 209 55 13
2276 Abominable! He didn’t even say hello. 1.2924 0.03379 277 211 51 15
2277 He says he needs his alone time 1.2924 0.03523 236 177 49 10
2278 Sorry but I can't resist a man with a hairy back. 1.2923 0.03527 260 199 46 15
2279 This is definitely less touristy than the other one... 1.2921 0.03382 267 202 52 13
2280 He's actually quite agreeable. 1.2921 0.03464 267 204 48 15
2281 Wait. I thought YOU brought the cellphone. 1.2921 0.03504 267 205 46 16
2282 Are we there Yeti?” Really 1.2921 0.03423 267 203 50 14
2283 I told you not to use "low budget tours.com" 1.2921 0.03504 267 205 46 16
2284 He just wanted to know if I knew any girls his age" 1.2921 0.03382 267 202 52 13
2285 What's the point? We forgot the selfie stick. 1.2920 0.03622 250 192 43 15
2286 WHAT did you just call me?! 1.2920 0.03594 274 214 40 20
2287 He said to just go down about a mile and make a left and the coffee shop is on the right. 1.2920 0.03324 274 207 54 13
2288 For a local his sense of direction is abominable. 1.2918 0.03597 257 198 43 16
2289 Hold up, he forgot his phone. 1.2918 0.03494 281 218 44 19
2290 Nah, that ain’t Sasquatch. He’s much more blurrier. 1.2918 0.03421 281 216 48 17
2291 He is abominable. Yet I love him. 1.2918 0.03421 281 216 48 17
2292 He said he’s going to get high. 1.2917 0.03489 264 202 47 15
2293 Are you here for the Bigfoot meetup group? 1.2917 0.03489 264 202 47 15
2294 He said he can't help us up to the summit. Evidently, he has the flu and feels abominable. 1.2917 0.03582 240 182 46 12
2295 Don't mind him, he's just neandering around. 1.2917 0.03489 264 202 47 15
2296 I explained we just don’t believe he’s real. 1.2917 0.03630 240 183 44 13
2297 I'm not sure this is Sherpa we started this climb with 1.2917 0.03651 264 206 39 19
2298 I'm leaving you dear for the man you used to be. 1.2917 0.03470 288 224 44 20
2299 He said "Because it's there." 1.2915 0.03347 271 205 53 13
2300 I didn't mean to offend him; he just really doesn't look like a Dave to me. 1.2915 0.03428 271 207 49 15
2301 It's amazing what you can see with these polarized lenses. 1.2915 0.03347 271 205 53 13
2302 Calls himself "Sir Edmund Hairily...'" 1.2915 0.03507 271 209 45 17
2303 He asked whether he's ever come to where I live to bother me. 1.2914 0.03330 278 211 53 14
2304 She said that once a month she becomes the Abdominal Snowperson. 1.2914 0.03520 278 216 43 19
2305 Yet he walks. 1.2913 0.03538 254 194 46 14
2306 I'm staying Mick! Sure, he only knows four words, but none of them are "Trump"! 1.2912 0.03423 285 220 47 18
2307 Just follow that guy. He seems to know where he's going. 1.2912 0.03121 285 212 63 10
2308 He said, he's definitely coming back to vote in 2020. 1.2912 0.03423 285 220 47 18
2309 He seems a tad more knowledgable about this place 1.2912 0.03516 261 200 46 15
2310 Yet I" what?! Just say it 1.2910 0.03572 268 208 42 18
2311 He'll be right back. He thinks he left the stove on. 1.2908 0.03654 251 194 41 16
2312 It might be time for prescription sunglasses. 1.2907 0.03626 258 200 41 17
2313 Don’t you think there’s something weird about this mountain guide? 1.2907 0.03459 289 225 44 20
2314 I'm going to be back late, Roger. 1.2906 0.03690 234 179 42 13
2315 Yet he was most polite. 1.2906 0.03352 265 200 53 12
2316 Sorry, Harvey. I don't just like Bad Boys. I like the truly Abominable ones. 1.2906 0.03559 265 205 43 17
2317 He's meeting his step goal. 1.2906 0.03519 265 204 45 16
2318 Is it just me or is our guide a little... unkempt? 1.2906 0.03395 265 201 51 13
2319 He'd take us to the summit, but he wants payment in Bitcoin. 1.2903 0.03727 248 193 38 17
2320 I told you this was a clothing optional trail. 1.2903 0.03320 279 212 53 14
2321 It’s only after two months of Christmas music that he becomes abominable. 1.2903 0.03593 248 190 44 14
2322 It’s tacky to ask celebrities for an autograph. 1.2902 0.03180 317 243 56 18
2323 He asked me to take a picture of him and his family. 1.2902 0.03412 286 221 47 18
2324 Yeah, that guy's an animal. 1.2902 0.03437 255 193 50 12
2325 His feet aren't all that big if you know what I mean. 1.2902 0.03569 255 196 44 15
2326 Expert mountaineer, but the camera hates him. 1.2902 0.03482 255 194 48 13
2327 Yes, I am going to leave you and follow him. I've decided that SIZE does matter! 1.2902 0.03482 255 194 48 13
2328 No, come on . . . Let’s show once and for all that size doesn’t matter! 1.2901 0.03390 293 227 47 19
2329 "He finally got the news of who won the election and he's going to sleep it off." 1.2901 0.03545 262 202 44 16
2330 He says your behavior was abominable. 1.2901 0.03504 262 201 46 15
2331 Small hands. Small feet. Cold weather. You do the math. 1.2900 0.03821 231 179 37 15
2332 No, Dad, calling my boy friend "abominable" is racist. 1.2900 0.03482 269 207 46 16
2333 No, I assure you Phil, he's just a friend. 1.2900 0.03599 269 210 40 19
2334 I didn't catch his name 1.2900 0.03401 269 205 50 14
2335 A whole bunch of them are protesting this week at the summit. They've had it with the "Big Foot" and "Abomidable" name-calling. 1.2900 0.03521 269 208 44 17
2336 You treated him abominably. 1.2899 0.03459 276 213 46 17
2337 He's free-range. You? 1.2899 0.03459 276 213 46 17
2338 Something about Pokémon Go. 1.2896 0.03696 259 203 37 19
2339 Let it go, John! It wasn’t my worst Wednesday night. 1.2896 0.03254 297 227 54 16
2340 No, no, it’s abDOMinal! All he wanted was my pack of Tums. 1.2895 0.03627 266 208 39 19
2341 Yep, we are so high! 1.2895 0.03203 304 232 56 16
2342 Enough already with your foolish male pride, don't be afraid to ask for directions. 1.2894 0.03598 273 214 39 20
2343 I only spoke with him for a minute but he didn’t seem abominable 1.2893 0.03310 280 213 53 14
2344 Apparently he failed to trademark Yeti. 1.2893 0.03348 280 214 51 15
2345 Whatever you’ve heard about us, it’s only a rumor. 1.2893 0.03386 280 215 49 16
2346 If you think that's an impressive sight, wait till you get to the top. 1.2893 0.03556 242 184 46 12
2347 It's easier if you follow in his footsteps. 1.2892 0.03180 287 216 59 12
2348 He said there is a $20 cover charge from here. 1.2892 0.03256 287 218 55 14
2349 Well maybe if you stop turning around to talk every minute, we'd catch up to him. 1.2892 0.03757 249 195 36 18
2350 He was complaining about all the tabloid "fake news" about him. I said "get in line"! 1.2891 0.03514 256 196 46 14
2351 He's looking for wifi. 1.2891 0.03381 256 193 52 11
2352 He said he's just a myth. 1.2890 0.03258 301 231 53 17
2353 Time to turn around. 1.2890 0.03492 263 202 46 15
2354 How much do you tip a guide like him? 1.2889 0.03390 270 206 50 14
2355 It's not what you think. I love him. 1.2889 0.03266 270 203 56 11
2356 You hired him you follow him, I'm going home. 1.2889 0.03430 270 207 48 15
2357 And that’s what can happen to you if you don’t use the proper sunscreen. 1.2889 0.03390 270 206 50 14
2358 You know that thing about big foot, big . . . not true! 1.2889 0.03390 270 206 50 14
2359 He did indeed call us "F#*!ing puny global warmers"--what, you're surprised? 1.2889 0.03430 270 207 48 15
2360 I'm sure He knows where he's going. 1.2889 0.03266 270 203 56 11
2361 Yada, Yada, Yeti. Next you'll say you see my aunt Sophie. 1.2889 0.03430 270 207 48 15
2362 Should we just follow your dad? 1.2888 0.03669 277 220 34 23
2363 Well, he is a bit taciturn. Yet he is more aloof than abominable. 1.2888 0.03410 277 213 48 16
2364 He said we missed the turn. 1.2888 0.03332 277 211 52 14
2365 Sure, we dated for awhile, but that’s over now. 1.2887 0.03277 284 216 54 14
2366 I don't care about the $6 we saved, Tom. I'm done with Craigslist. 1.2887 0.03438 291 227 44 20
2367 It's been fun, but I've found someone hairier. 1.2886 0.03563 246 188 45 13
2368 He's mad that we didn't call ahead to say that we were coming. 1.2886 0.03655 246 190 41 15
2369 No he is the amenable snowman. 1.2885 0.03451 253 192 49 12
2370 Well, I didn't find him at all abominable. 1.2885 0.03496 253 193 47 13
2371 He has a vacancy at his hairbnb. 1.2885 0.03560 260 201 43 16
2372 You didn’t have to go and call him a Neanderthal and all. 1.2885 0.03560 260 201 43 16
2373 He asked me who shot J.R. I told him I had no idea. 1.2885 0.03390 260 197 51 12
2374 He said that he couldn't believe he finally found us and couldn't wait get home and text Sasquatch the news. 1.2884 0.03455 267 205 47 15
2375 I heard Mt. Everest is clothing optional, now. 1.2884 0.03288 267 201 55 11
2376 Or should we tell them about the flying saucer? 1.2883 0.03434 274 211 47 16
2377 The wall won't be a challenge to these guys. 1.2883 0.03511 274 213 43 18
2378 Of course I looked at him when he passed by. Paranoid...always paranoid 1.2883 0.03450 281 218 45 18
2379 I'm going with him. He's not that abominable. 1.2883 0.03182 281 211 59 11
2380 May I borrow your selfie stick? 1.2883 0.03221 281 212 57 12
2381 I'm not going one step further until he puts some pants on. 1.2881 0.03122 295 222 61 12
2382 He said we are welcome to come up to his house but he wants you to know his WiFi is on the fritz. 1.2881 0.03495 243 184 48 11
2383 No, I havn't seen anything unusual. 1.2881 0.03543 243 185 46 12
2384 Really? Well I think your attitude is abominable. 1.2880 0.03657 250 194 40 16
2385 Well I think he's perfectly bominable. 1.2880 0.03523 250 191 46 13
2386 I asked him if there is anything we could do for him. He said "Not Yeti." 1.2879 0.03834 257 205 30 22
2387 Wow, turns out we're not the only ones here seeking the path to enlightenment!" 1.2879 0.03603 264 206 40 18
2388 He said we took a wrong turn in Bhutan. 1.2879 0.03354 264 200 52 12
2389 He just wants us to go back home, and do something about all this warming. 1.2879 0.03354 264 200 52 12
2390 He claims he already has enough friends on social media. 1.2878 0.03297 271 205 54 12
2391 Amateurs... 1.2878 0.03498 271 210 44 17
2392 Did he just say Climate Change Deniers are abominable? 1.2878 0.03537 271 211 42 18
2393 Not Yeti. 1.2878 0.03576 271 212 40 19
2394 It's not hypoxia. He took my breath away. 1.2878 0.03549 278 218 40 20
2395 Abominable” is so racist 1.2878 0.03322 278 212 52 14
2396 I told you, Lars, I found a new guide. 1.2877 0.03415 285 221 46 18
2397 You’re the one who thought having a yeti would improve our relationship! 1.2877 0.03342 285 219 50 16
2398 He said he was a little lost himself, he is trying a new path to work 1.2877 0.03393 292 227 46 19
2399 I told you to use a gender-neutral pronoun. 1.2876 0.03592 233 177 45 11
2400 I hate tourist season. 1.2874 0.03573 254 196 43 15
2401 All I said was that he put on a few pounds. Sheesh! 1.2874 0.03616 254 197 41 16
2402 He said we can follow him to the summit Starbucks. 1.2874 0.03573 254 196 43 15
2403 Personally, I didn't think he behaved that abominably. 1.2874 0.03573 254 196 43 15
2404 It feels like the higher we climb the more we devolve 1.2874 0.03573 254 196 43 15
2405 You don't have to worry; paleo guys aren't my type. 1.2874 0.03507 261 201 45 15
2406 He's the spitting image of my first husband. 1.2874 0.03507 261 201 45 15
2407 The only time I forget my camera and bigfoot walks right past me! 1.2873 0.03564 268 209 41 18
2408 ...what luck - says there's a quaint cafe with a gift shop about a mile down from here. 1.2873 0.03403 268 205 49 14
2409 Goddammit, you knew we'd had a previous relationship when you agreed to this hike! 1.2873 0.03265 275 208 55 12
2410 After all this time, all he wanted was to just say hi. 1.2873 0.03224 275 207 57 11
2411 He asked if I had seen a large pair of sandals. 1.2873 0.03384 275 211 49 15
2412 I don't care about your getting back to nature! This is why we NEVER leave home without our phones anymore! 1.2872 0.03365 282 217 49 16
2413 He said we were abominable. 1.2872 0.03512 282 221 41 20
2414 I told you he wouldn't have any marijuana. 1.2872 0.03512 282 221 41 20
2415 He says the nearest Starbucks about three miles southwest... 1.2872 0.03236 289 220 55 14
2416 I have to go - we are having drinks with Bigfoot and Sasquatch. 1.2872 0.03521 289 228 39 22
2417 He promised an announcement on his candidacy 'very soon.' 1.2872 0.03381 289 224 47 18
2418 You know what else is abominable? This conversation. 1.2869 0.03334 244 182 54 8
2419 Jason, believe me, we're just friends. He means nothing to me -- honestly! 1.2869 0.03601 251 194 42 15
2420 Actually, he’s more adorable than abominable. 1.2868 0.03313 258 194 54 10
2421 He said it's gonna be crowded up there. They're doing a Yetti photo shoot for National Geographic. 1.2868 0.03533 258 199 44 15
2422 Chad, next time we're wearing fur instead of this moisture-wicking material. 1.2868 0.03576 258 200 42 16
2423 He said there's a Starbuck's at the top. 1.2868 0.03820 258 206 30 22
2424 He said he's going where there are fewer tourists. 1.2868 0.03469 265 204 46 15
2425 I threatened to wax him. 1.2868 0.03469 265 204 46 15
2426 Sorry, Brad. Love is where you find it. 1.2868 0.03591 265 207 40 18
2427 It said we can use its wifi. 1.2868 0.03300 265 200 54 11
2428 You're imagining things: I've kept my affairs within our species! 1.2868 0.03448 272 210 46 16
2429 Only his breath was abominable. 1.2868 0.03368 272 208 50 14
2430 He wants people to know that he quit Facebook. 1.2867 0.03389 279 215 48 16
2431 He's a great guide, despite the language barrier. 1.2863 0.03538 248 190 45 13
2432 Something tells me to turn back. 1.2863 0.03290 255 191 55 9
2433 If you would have used the politically correct term, 'Large Lower Extremity' , he wouldn't have been so offended. 1.2863 0.03517 255 196 45 14
2434 At first he was angry, but then I let him know the value on his cave was about to skyrocket. 1.2863 0.03382 255 193 51 11
2435 Look Todd, I just want a man with a little more mystique...goodbye. 1.2863 0.03323 262 198 53 11
2436 He left the oven on. 1.2863 0.03659 262 206 37 19
2437 I asked him if he’d ever considered a body wax. 1.2862 0.03392 269 206 49 14
2438 Unlike you, he was gentle. 1.2862 0.03513 269 209 43 17
2439 That's exactly the problem, Dan--you NEVER pay attention. 1.2862 0.03433 269 207 47 15
2440 He said if we tag him he's going to unfriend us 1.2862 0.03374 276 212 49 15
2441 He's a lot taller than I thought. 1.2862 0.03465 283 221 43 19
2442 He said he is regretting the end of the holidays, when he has to start wearing pants again. 1.2862 0.03476 290 228 41 21
2443 I told you it said its preferred pronouns are they, them, their!" 1.2857 0.03499 266 206 44 16
2444 He says the difficult part is coming back down 1.2857 0.03521 259 200 44 15
2445 Ask Him For Directions,He Lives In The Neighborhood!” 1.2857 0.03544 252 194 44 14
2446 He wants a better royalty deal and approval on the photographer before he'll sign. 1.2857 0.03422 245 185 50 10
2447 ‘This is just like that old saying, “If a tree falls in a forest and no one has their camera, did it really happen?”’ 1.2857 0.03612 245 189 42 14
2448 I showered after him at the base of mountain. He clogged the whole drain.. 1.2857 0.03539 266 207 42 17
2449 I told you so. 1.2857 0.03618 266 209 38 19
2450 Maybe a little sketchy but I wouldn’t say abominable. 1.2857 0.03435 259 198 48 13
2451 He had to leave. He's having lunch with Nessie. 1.2857 0.03476 273 212 44 17
2452 He went down seeking a wise mam and couldn't find one. 1.2857 0.03358 273 209 50 14
2453 Oh, I told him we prefer to take our own selfies. 1.2857 0.03612 245 189 42 14
2454 Don't worry about him - he gets an existential crisis every once in a while. 1.2857 0.03358 273 209 50 14
2455 It's true what they say about men with big hands and feet. 1.2857 0.03333 266 202 52 12
2456 It was just a one yeti stand. I'll never see him again. 1.2857 0.03636 238 183 42 13
2457 He wants us to pack out our poop. 1.2857 0.03301 280 214 52 14
2458 Don't ask me, I'm still working on why the chicken crossed the road. 1.2857 0.03276 273 207 54 12
2459 He wants to show me something... 1.2852 0.03253 291 223 53 15
2460 You are so not evolved. 1.2852 0.03307 284 218 51 15
2461 I told him, waxing might help. 1.2852 0.03501 270 210 43 17
2462 See, he’s not using walking sticks 1.2852 0.03257 270 204 55 11
2463 Speaking of abominable, we need to talk about our marriage. 1.2852 0.03442 263 202 47 14
2464 TOUCHY AREN'T THEY 1.2852 0.03483 263 203 45 15
2465 He says there's a Starbucks up on the left. 1.2852 0.03416 256 195 49 12
2466 He started back up when the new congress was sworn in. 1.2852 0.03758 256 203 33 20
2467 He may be Abominable but when we’re together he takes me over the top. 1.2852 0.03633 256 200 39 17
2468 We have to conquer some other mountain. 1.2851 0.03616 249 193 41 15
2469 He may be abominable, but at least he's a man. 1.2851 0.03526 249 191 45 13
2470 Go for it. He says he’s bi. 1.2851 0.03780 242 190 35 17
2471 I rather have the flexibility of layering. 1.2851 0.03688 242 188 39 15
2472 Did you have to say "Abominable"? 1.2851 0.03546 242 185 45 12
2473 Yes, I saw him,Todd. And no, I don't think any less of you. Now can we finally focus on me? 1.2851 0.03565 235 179 45 11
2474 It’s over Perry. I’ve moved on. 1.2847 0.03330 281 216 50 15
2475 Let that be an example to you why back hair is non-negotiable. 1.2847 0.03551 281 222 38 21
2476 Look...I've told you that your jealous outbursts are a sign of an overactive imagination! 1.2847 0.03291 281 215 52 14
2477 Yet he persists, unlike you 1.2847 0.03330 281 216 50 15
2478 Don't worry. He's got 5 stars on Yelp. 1.2847 0.03465 274 213 44 17
2479 I thought you said he knew the way. 1.2846 0.03447 267 206 46 15
2480 When we get to Sasquatch's cave, you better not start in with any of your Fox News, anti-Endangered Species Act, 2nd Amendment banter. If you do, so help me God, I will leave you here to be eaten alive. 1.2846 0.03645 267 211 36 20
2481 He says he's Sisyphus, but something's wrong. 1.2846 0.03279 267 202 54 11
2482 -Are we there yet? - Not Yeti 1.2846 0.03722 267 213 32 22
2483 Why can't you be more abominable? 1.2846 0.03509 260 201 44 15
2484 I thought your uncle wasn't coming with us. 1.2846 0.03531 253 195 44 14
2485 You can be so abominable yourself sometimes. 1.2846 0.03619 253 197 40 16
2486 Honey, I swear it's not what it looks like! 1.2846 0.03396 253 192 50 11
2487 Why can't you be more like that guy? 1.2846 0.03553 246 189 44 13
2488 ...no, I don't think this is a good time to tell him you don't beleive 1.2846 0.03458 246 187 48 11
2489 His feet look so much smaller in person. 1.2845 0.03671 239 185 40 14
2490 I'm leaving you, I've met someone new. 1.2842 0.03467 278 217 43 18
2491 He says that he will check to see if the guru at the top can work us in. 1.2842 0.03153 278 209 59 10
2492 He said the wifi password is yeticoolers. 1.2841 0.03247 271 205 55 11
2493 He said the closest Starbucks is in a Walmart at the summit. 1.2841 0.03594 264 207 39 18
2494 Since the Rogaine he's excersizing more... 1.2841 0.03388 264 202 49 13
2495 I said we're engaged. 1.2840 0.03513 250 192 45 13
2496 For Pete's sake! Can't we go on a simple date together without your Yeti friend tagging along?! 1.2840 0.03421 250 190 49 11
2497 Why does Joe think no one will notice the zipper on that stupid gorilla suit? 1.2840 0.03513 250 192 45 13
2498 He said the conditions up ahead are abominable 1.2838 0.03213 296 227 54 15
2499 Rock, paper, scissors...who asks for the selfie. 1.2837 0.03409 289 226 44 19
2500 His hands are also quite large. 1.2837 0.03114 289 218 60 11
2501 Who needs a GPS? Follow that Yeti! 1.2837 0.03431 282 220 44 18
2502 I was too busy trying not to sound culturally appropriative. 1.2836 0.03336 275 211 50 14
2503 He said he can't be abominable until the government shut-down is over. 1.2836 0.03633 268 212 36 20
2504 He told me that he’s a figment of our imagination. 1.2836 0.03394 268 206 48 14
2505 He said we need to remove our shoes before we enter his home. 1.2836 0.03394 268 206 48 14
2506 I’m sorry, but he just didn’t have that ‘wow’ factor I thought he would 1.2836 0.03226 268 202 56 10
2507 Also a jerk. I guess I''ll just get back on Tinder. 1.2835 0.03455 261 201 46 14
2508 I know he looks a little rough around the edges, but he’s got a big heart. 1.2835 0.03455 261 201 46 14
2509 As far as holy men, I asked him who's at the top? All he said was "dinner". 1.2835 0.03455 261 201 46 14
2510 Way to go, you’ve hurt his feelings, again. 1.2835 0.03384 254 193 50 11
2511 The docs seem to think it a testerone issue. 1.2834 0.03494 247 189 46 12
2512 They said blind people couldn't scale it, but just look at us! 1.2834 0.03766 247 195 34 18
2513 There will be no further statement at this time. 1.2834 0.03722 247 194 36 17
2514 And I still say he flashed me. 1.2833 0.03113 300 228 59 13
2515 Sorry Ralph, it's just that his feet are bigger , if you catch my drift. 1.2833 0.03782 233 182 36 15
2516 23andMe said I am 2% Yeti and your mom says I’m abominable. 1.2830 0.03501 265 206 43 16
2517 He'd join us but he doesn't have a thing to wear. 1.2830 0.03501 265 206 43 16
2518 That was cold, Larry. 1.2830 0.03302 311 244 46 21
2519 This is why I told you I prefer the Bahamas! 1.2829 0.03393 258 197 49 12
2520 I told you I'd find hiking boring. Can we go home now? 1.2829 0.03567 258 201 41 16
2521 Gosh! Do you think it was something I said? 1.2829 0.03303 258 195 53 10
2522 She is offended. She says we are, 'contaminating her environment and we smell bad.' 1.2829 0.03455 251 192 47 12
2523 It can't be real Bob, see, it left no footprints." 1.2828 0.03323 244 183 53 8
2524 You know what they say about guys with big feet... 1.2827 0.03688 237 184 39 14
2525 It's true. 1.2827 0.03564 283 225 36 22
2526 No, Jeffrey. You’re abominable! 1.2827 0.03384 283 220 46 17
2527 I TOLD you you'd want to be able to post to Facebook up here!! 1.2826 0.03163 276 208 58 10
2528 He said they just opened up a Starbucks Reserve up there 1.2826 0.03326 276 212 50 14
2529 I'm sorry, Kevin, but this is the man I've waited for my whole life. 1.2825 0.03504 269 210 42 17
2530 I'll believe in global warming when I see a Yeti in the desert... 1.2825 0.03464 269 209 44 16
2531 Which part of “He’s not taking questions from the lying mainstream media” did you not get? 1.2825 0.03342 269 206 50 13
2532 He’s very sensitive about his feet. 1.2825 0.03583 269 212 38 19
2533 'He was nice - not abominable at all!" 1.2825 0.03504 269 210 42 17
2534 JUST Loch Ness left to see. 1.2825 0.03383 269 207 48 14
2535 You're the abominable one! 1.2824 0.03326 255 193 52 10
2536 Dammit. I forgot my phone! 1.2824 0.03463 255 196 46 13
2537 Of course I saw him! Do you think I'm snowblind? 1.2824 0.03418 255 195 48 12
2538 At least he’s not giving up!!! 1.2824 0.03463 255 196 46 13
2539 Trust me. He's cold. 1.2822 0.03548 241 185 44 12
2540 Of course he wouldn’t wear pants, I just didn’t think it through is all. 1.2821 0.03214 280 213 55 12
2541 I think you treated him abominably! 1.2821 0.03370 280 217 47 16
2542 Yes it's real fur but he was born with it 1.2821 0.03254 280 214 53 13
2543 How could you forget the camera, they won't believe we reached the summit ! 1.2821 0.03349 273 210 49 14
2544 I​ guess it's not true​ what they say about males with big feet. 1.2821 0.03268 273 208 53 12
2545 Why am I leaving you? Size matters dummy! 1.2820 0.03530 266 208 41 17
2546 On his way to work, “scaring the crap out of skiers “. 1.2819 0.03512 259 201 43 15
2547 I don't know. His feet weren't that big. 1.2819 0.03679 259 205 35 19
2548 He doesn't do selfies. 1.2819 0.03638 259 204 37 18
2549 Is it rude to ask for a photo? 1.2819 0.03554 259 202 41 16
2550 Let’s just let that one pass! 1.2818 0.03172 291 222 56 13
2551 I didn‘t catch it all. Sounds like a pretty major speech impediment. 1.2818 0.03423 291 229 42 20
2552 When you shave, it grows back thicker. 1.2817 0.03255 252 189 55 8
2553 He doesn’t seem concerned about climate change 1.2816 0.03112 277 208 60 9
2554 This Sherpa guide is way bigger than the last one. 1.2816 0.04062 206 162 30 14
2555 Did you bring a plastic bag? 1.2815 0.03647 270 215 34 21
2556 Well, that’s a relief. I thought we’d be underdressed. 1.2815 0.03200 302 233 53 16
2557 He said it's unlikely we catch up to Sisyphus. 1.2814 0.03432 263 203 46 14
2558 I just called him Sasquatch....I think I might have put my Big Foot in it..... 1.2812 0.03582 256 200 40 16
2559 He said your walking stick is a bit cliche. 1.2812 0.03269 256 193 54 9
2560 That was the maitre de. He says they're ALWAYS closed on Mondays. 1.2812 0.03361 256 195 50 11
2561 1) Now, do you believe me? 2) Told you so! 3) When Hairy met Sally. 1.2812 0.03624 256 201 38 17
2562 Five bucks to pose in a selfie? That's abominable. 1.2811 0.03434 281 220 43 18
2563 Nice guy,but his breath is abominable. 1.2811 0.03244 281 215 53 13
2564 Well, you're an abominable boyfriend for even thinking that. 1.2811 0.03244 281 215 53 13
2565 Why did you say that? I think you hurt his feelings. 1.2811 0.03507 281 222 39 20
2566 Why did you have to tell him he was abominable? 1.2811 0.03397 281 219 45 17
2567 I told you Greg, I’m with Steve now. 1.2811 0.03397 281 219 45 17
2568 I asked, but he didn't want to sign my Yeti water bottle 1.2811 0.03471 281 221 41 19
2569 Just because he's ahead of you doesn't make him abominable. 1.2811 0.03561 249 193 42 14
2570 Maybe there is something to that Paleo Diet.” 1.2810 0.03495 274 215 41 18
2571 He said we should have taken a left at the last crevasse 1.2810 0.03298 274 210 51 13
2572 Now that we’ve settled that, I want us to talk about why I still believe there’s income inequality. 1.2810 0.03456 274 214 43 17
2573 I asked for a photo for my Instagram, but apparently he's off social media. 1.2810 0.03486 242 185 46 11
2574 I've met someone, Dave, and he promised me a fur coat to keep me warm... 1.2809 0.03220 299 231 52 16
2575 This blind mountaineering trip was a cool idea! I wonder what we're missing? 1.2808 0.03542 260 203 41 16
2576 He said - “Not digging this “global warming”” 1.2808 0.03542 260 203 41 16
2577 The Yeti calls us National Geographic tools & walks away? 1.2807 0.03289 285 220 50 15
2578 I'm sorry John, I HAVE to go with him 1.2807 0.03507 285 226 38 21
2579 I suppose what they say about big feet is the actual myth. 1.2807 0.03542 285 227 36 22
2580 With the government shut down and all...he decided to just head back home! 1.2806 0.03653 253 199 37 17
2581 He seemed very pleasant, not abominable at all. 1.2806 0.03305 278 214 50 14
2582 Todd! I told you no one wanted to hear your thoughts on the wall! 1.2806 0.03569 278 221 36 21
2583 I told you he wouldn’t be in our selfie 1.2806 0.03459 278 218 42 18
2584 When we get to the top we turn left. 1.2806 0.03421 278 217 44 17
2585 He ain't Yeti, he's my lover 1.2805 0.03635 246 192 39 15
2586 We discussed movie and book deals, but he wants control of his likeness. 1.2804 0.03195 271 205 56 10
2587 The sex is good, but his breath is abominable. 1.2804 0.03321 271 208 50 13
2588 I came up here to escape white male privilege! 1.2804 0.03447 296 235 39 22
2589 If it's not a UFO, I'm not turning! 1.2803 0.03292 264 201 52 11
2590 He advises us to Make America Great Again. 1.2803 0.03665 264 210 34 20
2591 Well that was rude! 1.2803 0.03625 264 209 36 19
2592 He says take a hard left, next mountain over, the Starbucks is a couple of hundred feet up on the right. 1.2803 0.03257 289 223 51 15
2593 He didn't even say hello. That's abominable! 1.2803 0.03366 289 226 45 18
2594 I’m not carrying his crap another step. 1.2803 0.03211 314 245 50 19
2595 Yeah, but his manners are abominable 1.2802 0.03439 257 198 46 13
2596 No clue. He said it was 'adorable snowman,' and then split. 1.2802 0.03258 257 194 54 9
2597 He asked me if my boots came in size 32. 1.2802 0.03439 257 198 46 13
2598 I'm sorry, I can't explain it. I just have to follow him. 1.2800 0.03328 275 212 49 14
2599 All I know is that he said is to just call him Big Foot and he’s a Pisces. 1.2800 0.03503 250 193 44 13
2600 I was NOT flirting. Your jealousy can be so abominable. 1.2800 0.03503 250 193 44 13
2601 Why me? He's your roommate, you go after him. 1.2799 0.03153 293 224 56 13
2602 He's only starting an exploratory committee now, but he'll declare officially in the spring. 1.2799 0.03507 268 210 41 17
2603 I'm sorry - but he has bigger feet 1.2799 0.03507 268 210 41 17
2604 We gotta go back. He said it's closed during Trump's summit conference with Bigfoot. 1.2797 0.03241 286 220 52 14
2605 Do you think I should ask for his autograph or play it cool? 1.2797 0.03315 261 199 51 11
2606 We really shouldn't be hiking - we're both blind. 1.2797 0.03733 261 209 31 21
2607 He says he has to go home for lunch. 1.2797 0.03403 261 201 47 13
2608 Why are you so surprised to see him? He had to lose the orange hair and find someplace to hide out. 1.2796 0.03558 279 222 36 21
2609 I'm sorry, his protective instincts trumps your dental plan.... 1.2795 0.03597 254 199 39 16
2610 Let's ask him if he knows anything about the Loch Ness Monster. 1.2795 0.03510 254 197 43 14
2611 Maybe all our fancy equipment isn’t necessary after all. 1.2794 0.03227 272 207 54 11
2612 Abonimable Snow-person! 1.2794 0.03185 272 206 56 10
2613 Friendly enough, but his hygiene is abominable! 1.2792 0.03533 265 208 40 17
2614 He said no to a threesome 1.2792 0.03282 265 202 52 11
2615 Nice guy 1.2792 0.03451 265 206 44 15
2616 Big mouth – our guide just quit! Now you've got big shoes to fill. 1.2792 0.03376 283 221 45 17
2617 Bob: What do you mean it's over? Mary: Have you seen the size of his feet? 1.2791 0.03339 258 197 50 11
2618 What did you say to make him feel bad? 1.2790 0.03237 276 211 53 12
2619 Ugh. Freeclimbers 1.2790 0.03434 276 216 43 17
2620 He's lost, he wanted directions. 1.2790 0.03357 276 214 47 15
2621 It's not him, the hands are too small... 1.2789 0.03536 251 195 42 14
2622 He said it's neither goose down nor synthetic. 1.2789 0.03303 251 190 52 9
2623 Is there a word for how rude that...that...snowman was? 1.2788 0.03496 269 211 41 17
2624 I didn't think he was abominable at all. 1.2787 0.03155 287 219 56 12
2625 He said we can't get there from here. 1.2787 0.03231 287 221 52 14
2626 He says you can wait down here. 1.2787 0.03269 287 222 50 15
2627 That's right, Milo, I love him. I love him even though he's abomidibible. I mean abombbable...abobmable...oh, fuck it. 1.2786 0.03560 262 206 39 17
2628 Sorry, Lyle. It's those big feet and well ... the grunting. They're irresistible 1.2786 0.03348 262 201 49 12
2629 Don't trust him, he doesn't even have the right gear. 1.2786 0.03641 262 208 35 19
2630 He really wishes you would stop calling him abominable. 1.2786 0.03169 262 197 57 8
2631 Can’t you just savour the moment for one second Howard and stop thinking about your Instagram content. 1.2786 0.03510 280 222 38 20
2632 Where can I get a Day-After pill? 1.2786 0.03510 280 222 38 20
2633 Follow that guy. Pretty sure he can show you the way to Extinction. 1.2786 0.03474 280 221 40 19
2634 He was Secretary of something or other. 1.2786 0.03361 280 218 46 16
2635 No John, he said he hungers for visitors. 1.2784 0.03408 255 196 47 12
2636 If this wasn't in the New Yorker, I'd make a fart joke. 1.2784 0.03670 255 202 35 18
2637 I told you we’re just friends 1.2784 0.03340 273 211 48 14
2638 I warned you! No one likes being called abominable to their face ! 1.2784 0.03163 291 223 55 13
2639 I can't put my foot on it, exactly, but I think 'elusive' sums up our guide's character nicely. 1.2784 0.03346 291 228 45 18
2640 He says he prefers to be called 'Frosty' from now on. 1.2782 0.03376 248 189 49 10
2641 Not worth the trouble. He’ll still be President when you come down. 1.2782 0.03521 266 209 40 17
2642 He was very happy. I convinced him he was not Abominable. 1.2782 0.03398 266 206 46 14
2643 Maybe the trail to extinction is uphill 1.2782 0.03481 266 208 42 16
2644 Wait till you meet his dog Big Tail. 1.2782 0.03291 284 220 49 15
2645 He's not so abominable;he gave us the peace sign. 1.2782 0.03253 284 219 51 14
2646 He's upset you called him abominable. 1.2781 0.03393 302 240 40 22
2647 No, no... that's his twin brother, the 'Abdominal' Snowman. 1.2780 0.03634 241 188 39 14
2648 Should we follow him? He seems to know the way. 1.2780 0.03438 241 184 47 10
2649 He just escaped a close shave. 1.2780 0.03416 259 200 46 13
2650 Actually, he’s a pretty nice guy. 1.2780 0.03346 277 215 47 15
2651 He said calling him abominable hurts his feelings. 1.2780 0.03145 277 210 57 10
2652 So much for big feet big... 1.2778 0.03601 270 215 35 20
2653 Just because I'm leaving him for you doesn't make him abominable. 1.2778 0.03444 270 211 43 16
2654 He promised he'd write 1.2778 0.03064 270 202 61 7
2655 Sorry, but I like men with big feet. 1.2778 0.03523 270 213 39 18
2656 Claims he saw me in Frisco. I've never even been to Frisco! 1.2778 0.03484 270 212 41 17
2657 His Facebook feed made him seem so much nicer. 1.2776 0.03313 281 218 48 15
2658 He tells me he knows where Jimmy Hoffa is buried. 1.2776 0.03507 263 206 41 16
2659 Look Debbie, its the Ex President. He still trying to find money for the wall 1.2776 0.03785 263 213 27 23
2660 You got my tumbler autographed, right? 1.2776 0.03507 263 206 41 16
2661 Honest! All I did was make a joke about how bad Trump's presidency is. Who knew that HE is part of the guy's base? 1.2776 0.03629 263 209 35 19
2662 Are you following me, or him? 1.2776 0.03301 245 185 52 8
2663 Can you believe it? I know, no gear! 1.2776 0.03592 245 191 40 14
2664 He says there is a Starbucks at the peak! 1.2774 0.03371 292 230 43 19
2665 Sorry, Larry. But he wants to have kids, too. 1.2774 0.03248 274 210 52 12
2666 Being blind-always feel like I'm missing something 1.2773 0.03699 256 204 33 19
2667 He says he's going up there to contemplate his existence. 1.2773 0.03759 238 188 34 16
2668 He said he's never seen anything like it...no footprints...anywhere! 1.2772 0.03387 267 207 46 14
2669 He said we should have turned where I told you to! 1.2772 0.03303 267 205 50 12
2670 Just leave him alone. He's having a bad hair day. 1.2772 0.03346 267 206 48 13
2671 I told you not to say anything about his haircut. 1.2771 0.03505 249 193 43 13
2672 Let’s face it, what you said was abominable. 1.2771 0.03597 249 195 39 15
2673 He was asking for directions to Sunglass Hut. 1.2770 0.03257 278 214 51 13
2674 he told me climate change was fake news 1.2770 0.03335 278 216 47 15
2675 He wanted to know if the FED was going to continue to raise interest rates. 1.2769 0.03491 260 203 42 15
2676 For the last time -- my feelings for you had nothing to do with the size of your feet. 1.2769 0.02908 307 231 67 9
2677 He told me the chai isn't worth the journey. 1.2769 0.03573 242 188 41 13
2678 He's not abominable. Actually rather nice. 1.2768 0.03353 271 210 47 14
2679 It's true what they say about a snowman with big feet. 1.2768 0.03433 271 212 43 16
2680 I'm thinking 2020... 1.2768 0.03353 271 210 47 14
2681 He wasn't at all abominable . . . 1.2767 0.03643 253 200 36 17
2682 Don't worry, mom'll be back once she eats her Snickers bar. 1.2767 0.03686 253 201 34 18
2683 Did you have to humiliate him by calling attention to his foot size? 1.2766 0.03340 282 220 46 16
2684 Was it something I said? 1.2766 0.03303 282 219 48 15
2685 Our next Sherpa will have big shoes to fill. 1.2765 0.03454 264 206 43 15
2686 No problem following....he leaves a very big footprint . 1.2765 0.03107 293 224 57 12
2687 No deal. 1.2765 0.03290 293 229 47 17
2688 There's no such thing as bad weather, just bad clothes. 1.2765 0.03107 293 224 57 12
2689 He says "there's no bathroom at the top". 1.2764 0.03532 246 191 42 13
2690 If you must know, it's because his back isn't as hairy as yours! 1.2764 0.03760 246 196 32 18
2691 Actually he's very polite and gave very detailed directions! 1.2764 0.03289 246 186 52 8
2692 I told him it’s over, yeti can’t stop meeting me. 1.2763 0.03385 257 198 47 12
2693 He believes our Yeti tumblers are an infringement of his copyright. 1.2763 0.03385 257 198 47 12
2694 He understands me. He completes me. 1.2763 0.03517 257 201 41 15
2695 He said because of climate change he's becoming the Abdominal No-man. 1.2762 0.03417 286 226 41 19
2696 I'm surprised how small his foot is. 1.2761 0.03206 268 204 54 10
2697 When I asked him if there were sufficient grounds for impeachment, he said, " Not Yeti. " 1.2761 0.03538 268 212 38 18
2698 Hurry back! Hurry back! Not "hairy back", you idiot! Now we'll never find our way off this mountain. 1.2760 0.03304 250 190 51 9
2699 He says he’s going back to where it’s civilized! 1.2760 0.03539 250 195 41 14
2700 How would you like to be called abominable? 1.2760 0.03364 279 218 45 16
2701 Hey, just remember that he promised a selfie with you at the top 1.2759 0.03479 261 204 42 15
2702 I think the air must be getting thin! 1.2759 0.03312 290 227 46 17
2703 Downhill with you or follow my bliss...? 1.2759 0.03276 290 226 48 16
2704 Apparently he'd rather not be called abominable anymore. 1.2759 0.03393 261 202 46 13
2705 I've never seen him in my life, I swear! 1.2759 0.03202 290 224 52 14
2706 He said he’s sorry, but he’s not into threesomes. 1.2757 0.03194 301 234 51 16
2707 He’s abominable AND rude. 1.2757 0.03422 272 213 43 16
2708 He said that he’s looking for a WiFi hotspot. 1.2757 0.03301 272 210 49 13
2709 So what if I assume most abominable creatures are men? 1.2757 0.03342 272 211 47 14
2710 Okay, okay! I'm the one who farted. 1.2757 0.03461 272 214 41 17
2711 Apparently, the event is "members only". 1.2757 0.03342 272 211 47 14
2712 Altitude training may result in unusual side effects. Consult your doctor or physician if you have any concerns. 1.2757 0.03560 243 189 41 13
2713 Abominable" is in the eyes of the beholder 1.2756 0.03292 283 220 48