Contest #645 Summary

Name	Value
Submission deadline	2019-01-06T22:54:00.000Z
Voting started	-
Voting ended	2019-01-20T22:56:00.000Z
Finalists announced	2019-01-14T22:54:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued	January 21, 2019
Number of captions	7565
Number of responses	982979
Number of participants	-

Rank	Caption	Mean	Precision	Total votes	"Unfunny" votes	"Somewhat funny" votes	"Funny" votes
0	If we time it right, I can get you in this house today.	1.7286	0.06479	140	65	48	27
1	Sure, location is important, but timing is everything.	1.6977	0.06926	129	65	38	26
2	Location is important, but here, timing is everything	1.6913	0.06591	149	78	39	32
3	The previous owners were a sweet elderly couple, but a tad slow on their feet.	1.6489	0.06674	131	69	39	23
4	If you want to get into this property you will have to move fast.	1.6463	0.06241	147	77	45	25
5	I'm afraid this IS the only retirement community you can afford that is on a golf course.	1.6423	0.06843	123	65	37	21
6	Perhaps I misunderstood you when you said you don't want a long drive.	1.6357	0.06689	129	69	38	22
7	Getting into a house like this is all about timing.	1.6271	0.07201	118	66	30	22
8	On the count of three, whaddya say we take a look inside?	1.6239	0.07688	109	63	24	22
9	I'm afraid your offer didn't go through.	1.6207	0.07103	116	64	32	20
10	If we time this right, I can get you folks in here today.	1.6115	0.06337	139	76	41	22
11	Can I show you something in a shoe?	1.6099	0.06104	141	75	46	20
12	Shall we go in and have a look... on the count of three.	1.6071	0.06057	140	74	47	19
13	And it has five security speeds - off for kids to high for unwanted relatives.	1.6061	0.06608	132	74	36	22
14	Trust me, as your broker, this one is all about timing.	1.6016	0.06606	123	67	38	18
15	It’s not your typical run of the mill house.	1.6000	0.06113	155	88	41	26
16	It's pricier than the clown's mouth, but you save on energy costs.	1.5948	0.06704	116	63	37	16
17	On the other hand, it really cuts down on door-to-door salesmen.	1.5944	0.06137	143	79	43	21
18	The previous owner died of a stroke.	1.5920	0.07011	125	74	28	23
19	she's selling because she lost her husband in a terrible accident	1.5915	0.06412	142	82	36	24
20	Forget location. Timing is everything.	1.5912	0.06264	137	76	41	20
21	Three words: rotation, rotation, rotation.	1.5893	0.07237	112	65	28	19
22	You're going to want to move quickly on this one.	1.5882	0.07102	119	70	28	21
23	With this house, timing is everything.	1.5849	0.06071	159	93	39	27
24	Great, let’s go sign the papers now...no...now! Wait, ok now...	1.5827	0.06032	139	76	45	18
25	Timing is everything if you want to get into this unique property.	1.5822	0.06205	146	84	39	23
26	On my count of three, we can begin our walkthrough.	1.5802	0.06498	131	75	36	20
27	This came on the market suddenly. The owner just peeked out the door for the morning paper.	1.5798	0.06591	119	66	37	16
28	I’ve got 17 others that I think you’ll love	1.5789	0.06423	133	76	37	20
29	Geez, you've said no to the igloo, the lighthouse, the old woman's shoe and now this. What ARE you looking for?	1.5789	0.06581	114	62	38	14
30	Listen, we only have a short time to get our foot in the door on this one.	1.5781	0.06334	128	71	40	17
31	By far, the most important feature: Rotation. Rotation. Rotation.	1.5776	0.06723	116	65	35	16
32	Act fast -- this kind of opening only presents itself every eight seconds.	1.5772	0.06531	123	69	37	17
33	Well, given your budget, this is what 'living on a golf course' looks like.	1.5748	0.06939	127	77	27	23
34	I don’t show this to most people, but you look like a fun couple	1.5748	0.06375	127	71	39	17
35	You did say energy efficient, two story property on the golf course.	1.5734	0.06157	143	82	40	21
36	If you'll wait just a moment, we can have a look inside.	1.5683	0.06045	139	78	43	18
37	You don’t want to get the newspaper until after you’ve had at least one cup of coffee.	1.5667	0.06453	120	67	38	15
38	The only other listing I have in this price range is a shoe.	1.5655	0.06404	145	88	32	25
39	If you aren’t ready to decide, we can let that other couple play through.	1.5610	0.06443	123	70	37	16
40	It's a four bed, two bath, par three house.	1.5588	0.05974	136	76	44	16
41	Usually it's about location, location, location, but in this case, it's all about timing, timing, timing.	1.5565	0.06407	124	71	37	16
42	Not a huge fan?	1.5546	0.07130	119	74	24	21
43	The seller's are disclosing that the floor breaks a little left to right	1.5520	0.06371	125	72	37	16
44	Just remember timing is everything.	1.5520	0.06859	125	77	27	21
45	This one's is a little different - location, location, timing!	1.5517	0.06855	116	69	30	17
46	I’ll level with you, sir. You need balls to live here.	1.5512	0.06865	127	79	26	22
47	Remember, location, location, location. Also, timing, timing, timing.	1.5512	0.06773	127	78	28	21
48	What obstacles do we need to overcome to put you in this house?	1.5503	0.05827	149	86	44	19
49	Location, location, timing.	1.5487	0.06769	113	66	32	15
50	Forget location,location,location. Here it's all about timing,timing,timing.	1.5476	0.06724	126	77	29	20
51	It’s all about timing in this market.	1.5470	0.06480	117	67	36	14
52	You understand of course, timing is everything.	1.5448	0.06233	134	79	37	18
53	Timing is everything on this deal.	1.5448	0.06233	134	79	37	18
54	I finally found a house on a golf course that is in your price range.	1.5447	0.06556	123	73	33	17
55	It's perfect if you want to putter around the house.	1.5446	0.06698	112	65	33	14
56	You'll have to get in quickly on this one.	1.5440	0.06274	125	72	38	15
57	In this real estate market, if you want to get in the front door, your timing has to be just right.	1.5439	0.07280	114	72	22	20
58	It comes with a revolving mortgage.	1.5414	0.06179	133	78	38	17
59	Once you get the timing down, the doors are a breeze.	1.5411	0.05842	146	85	43	18
60	It’s perfect for someone who likes to putter around.	1.5385	0.06192	130	76	38	16
61	Okay, follow me inside, one at a time.	1.5377	0.06858	106	62	31	13
62	It hits all three: location, location, timing.	1.5370	0.06890	108	64	30	14
63	So, this is your first time doing AirB&B?	1.5360	0.06380	125	74	35	16
64	You did say “golf course” and “affordable.”	1.5310	0.05958	145	87	39	19
65	It’s a two bed, one bath, three par.	1.5294	0.06429	136	85	30	21
66	It's a new listing – the last owner died unexpectedly of a stroke.	1.5294	0.06626	119	72	31	16
67	Of course you could go solar.	1.5280	0.06178	125	73	38	14
68	Timing is everything with this one.	1.5276	0.06405	127	77	33	17
69	You'll want to move quick on this one.	1.5271	0.06610	129	81	28	20
70	Once you get the timing down it’s a piece of cake.	1.5271	0.06135	129	76	38	15
71	If you have a small pencil and a score card, I can get you signed today.	1.5267	0.06256	131	79	35	17
72	If you want to get in on the ground floor timing is everything.	1.5252	0.06322	139	87	31	21
73	The only other thing in your price range is the clown mouth	1.5252	0.05806	139	81	43	15
74	It's the only thing on a golf course within your price range.	1.5250	0.06897	120	76	25	19
75	As with most real estate, timing is everything.	1.5248	0.06004	141	85	38	18
76	It's Quixotic in a nice way.	1.5248	0.06088	141	86	36	19
77	On your budget, this is all we could find in a golf community.	1.5246	0.06708	122	76	28	18
78	What whirring sound?	1.5241	0.06196	145	91	32	22
79	My real estate colleagues say, “location, location, location,” but I say, “timing, timing, timing!”	1.5227	0.05936	132	77	41	14
80	It’s all about timing folks.	1.5217	0.06275	138	86	32	20
81	I have one more place to show you. It is owned by a little old lady who has a of lot kids.	1.5214	0.06021	117	66	41	10
82	Of course in this market, timing is everything.	1.5210	0.06629	119	73	30	16
83	Now with this listing, timing is everything.	1.5203	0.06254	123	73	36	14
84	Trust me, this is the right time to get you into this house. No wait! Okay, now this is the right time...	1.5200	0.06486	125	77	31	17
85	It has an open, closed, and open again floor plan.	1.5194	0.06138	129	77	37	15
86	This is the only golf course community in your price range.	1.5188	0.06631	133	86	25	22
87	Sorry the pirate ship is over your budget.	1.5185	0.05648	135	77	46	12
88	Great! I'll contact the owner with your offer and get ball rolling.	1.5180	0.06157	139	86	34	19
89	It fell into foreclosure after the previous owner suffered from multiple strokes	1.5168	0.05917	149	92	37	20
90	It sounds like we need to refine what you meant by wanting to live on a golf course.	1.5161	0.06425	124	76	32	16
91	This is a two bedroom two bath par 3.	1.5159	0.06348	126	77	33	16
92	This property is available, but you'll have to move quickly.	1.5154	0.06482	130	82	29	19
93	Of course this is a Trump property. Didn’t you see the huge clown with the round mouth on the 18th hole!	1.5152	0.06584	132	85	26	21
94	Location, location, location? No, it's timing, timing, timing.	1.5145	0.06105	138	85	35	18
95	This is the only option next to a golf course in your price range.	1.5143	0.06124	140	87	34	19
96	Rotation, rotation, rotation.	1.5139	0.05574	144	84	46	14
97	If your timing is right, I can get you into this home.	1.5122	0.06466	123	76	31	16
98	Here we just call it “golf.”	1.5120	0.06077	125	74	38	13
99	"Yes, this is the open house, but we'll have to be quick.	1.5116	0.06139	129	78	36	15
100	This is a Dutch-style, three-bedroom, two-bath, par-3.	1.5109	0.06052	137	84	36	17
101	It's not your average, run-of-the-mill property.	1.5103	0.05800	145	88	40	17
102	It's very energy efficient and its location is above par.	1.5088	0.06738	114	71	28	15
103	It’s all a matter of timing.	1.5088	0.06261	114	67	36	11
104	I really think you should put in an offer now, you already lost the alligator and the castle is out of your price range.	1.5088	0.06853	114	72	26	16
105	It's a nice place to putter around in.	1.5085	0.06564	118	73	30	15
106	Just one thing. If It's windy,use the back door.	1.5081	0.06726	124	80	25	19
107	Of course, you would have to let people play through.	1.5079	0.06546	126	80	28	18
108	With this purchase, timing is everything.	1.5079	0.06146	126	76	36	14
109	I'll be honest. You need balls to live here.	1.5076	0.06673	132	87	23	22
110	Yes,the listing did say "Small Dutch Traditional on a golf course."	1.5076	0.06036	132	80	37	15
111	Timing is everything in this market.	1.5074	0.05995	136	83	37	16
112	You wanted to live on a golf course and this is in your price range.	1.5071	0.06609	140	94	21	25
113	I can probably get you in here, but it's going to take good timing."	1.5068	0.06166	146	94	30	22
114	I think we'd like to putt in an offer!	1.5068	0.05949	148	93	35	20
115	As promised, a home on a golf course.	1.5044	0.06301	113	67	35	11
116	This is the only Dutch Colonial at your price point.	1.5042	0.06301	119	72	34	13
117	With this model, it’s not so much “location, location, location” as “timing, timing, timing.”	1.5041	0.06442	121	75	31	15
118	Let me explain the "intermittent egress" clause.	1.5036	0.06227	137	87	31	19
119	How quickly do you think you can move in?	1.5034	0.05882	145	90	37	18
120	Timing is important.	1.5000	0.06154	134	84	33	17
121	I know you said solar, but it was just outside your budget.	1.5000	0.06107	138	87	33	18
122	What did you think “Easy access to Holland tunnel” meant?	1.5000	0.06565	118	74	29	15
123	It's priced to move.	1.5000	0.05931	138	85	37	16
124	Why yes, it was a fore closure.	1.5000	0.06146	126	77	35	14
125	If you like this, I have 17 others to show you.	1.5000	0.06868	106	66	27	13
126	Everyone talks about location, but timing is everything.	1.5000	0.06245	134	85	31	18
127	‘You know what they say – rotation, rotation, rotation’	1.5000	0.06146	126	77	35	14
128	It's the only 4-blade, 1-bath you'll find at this price.	1.5000	0.05580	134	78	45	11
129	It is just a matter of timing.	1.5000	0.05895	124	73	40	11
130	Golf is big around here.	1.5000	0.05806	142	87	39	16
131	Let's hop on the next blade to see the view from the top.	1.5000	0.06113	124	75	36	13
132	The previous owners? Never got the timing down.	1.4966	0.05800	145	90	38	17
133	Timing is everything on this one !	1.4966	0.05633	145	88	42	15
134	If you love it I think we can get you in, but you'll have to move fast.	1.4965	0.06026	143	91	33	19
135	Yes, it is only a par-3. All the par-4 properties have already been sold.	1.4963	0.05842	135	82	39	14
136	Remember, with real estate it's all in the timing.	1.4962	0.05907	133	81	38	14
137	And the best part is, it keeps the Jehovah's Witnesses away.	1.4961	0.06238	129	81	32	16
138	It's everything you wanted in your dream house: a Dutch Colonial on a golf course with a lawn you can putter around on!	1.4961	0.06140	129	80	34	15
139	The current owners are retiring to a green dinosaur in Florida.	1.4961	0.06410	127	81	29	17
140	And there are only 17 other homes on this development.	1.4959	0.05999	121	72	38	11
141	My advice is to move quickly.	1.4957	0.06607	117	74	28	15
142	If you want in, you'll have to move fast."	1.4957	0.06579	115	72	29	14
143	Yes they do always say location location location but with this property I think you’ll see what I mean when I say that timing is everything.	1.4932	0.06089	146	95	30	21
144	With your income, this is the only way you can own a house on a golf course.	1.4930	0.06140	142	92	30	20
145	This really cuts down on the trick or treaters.	1.4929	0.05954	140	88	35	17
146	The price is on par with others in the neighborhood.	1.4926	0.05716	136	82	41	13
147	You must be the Mulligans.	1.4924	0.06036	132	82	35	15
148	You should act fast before someone else putts in an offer.	1.4923	0.06006	130	80	36	14
149	You're getting in at just the right time.	1.4922	0.06075	128	79	35	14
150	I have 17 other models to show you, so let's get started.	1.4921	0.05936	126	76	38	12
151	A place like this, you need to move fast.	1.4921	0.05936	126	76	38	12
152	Think of it more as an "intermittently gated community."	1.4921	0.06042	126	77	36	13
153	We said we'd like to find something "under a 'mil", not live in one	1.4918	0.06295	122	76	32	14
154	The Quixotes are motivated to sell.	1.4918	0.06076	122	74	36	12
155	It's move-in ready... now. Wait, now! Ok go now!	1.4914	0.06060	116	69	37	10
156	In this market, timing is everything.	1.4912	0.06504	114	71	30	13
157	It was slightly misleading to say that it was “near” a golf course.	1.4904	0.06552	104	63	31	10
158	Okay then, we can look at the one with the water hazard again.	1.4898	0.05741	147	92	38	17
159	Now, you'll need to time your entries and exits, but otherwise, it's the perfect house	1.4891	0.06140	137	88	31	18
160	If you're not sure, we have seventeen other locations we can look at.	1.4887	0.06280	133	86	29	18
161	Believe me, you'll never find another home on a golf course that's this affordable.	1.4887	0.05809	133	81	39	13
162	Not only do you qualify for the wind energy tax credit, but we also waive your greens fee.	1.4885	0.06353	131	85	28	18
163	If you want this place, the timing is...now	1.4884	0.06139	129	81	33	15
164	Yes, it's true what they say about location. But timing's important, too.	1.4878	0.05928	123	74	38	11
165	It hits every item on your wish-list, large front yard, natural lighting, and you're on a golf course.	1.4878	0.06568	123	80	26	17
166	... and an old woman lives in a shoe just down the block.	1.4876	0.05763	121	71	41	9
167	Like so much in life,timing is everything.	1.4874	0.06412	119	75	30	14
168	Don't worry, almost no one gets the ball through the living room.	1.4872	0.06717	117	76	25	16
169	As you know, timing is everything.	1.4857	0.05866	140	88	36	16
170	This is a 2 bed, 2 bath, par 3.	1.4857	0.05505	140	84	44	12
171	This is the closest you’re going to get to a golf course at your price range.	1.4855	0.05656	138	84	41	13
172	Location may be important, but here, timing is everything	1.4851	0.05777	134	82	39	13
173	You said, "Find us a house on a golf course."	1.4848	0.05410	165	104	42	19
174	I just sold an old woman a shoe who would kill for this kind of light...	1.4846	0.05803	130	79	39	12
175	It'll cut your energy costs by 80 percent and eliminate, and I mean eliminate, solicitors.	1.4844	0.05654	128	76	42	10
176	You’ll find this an ideal mother-in-law apartment.	1.4841	0.06247	126	80	31	15
177	I wouldn't worry too much. Most people miss.	1.4841	0.06041	126	78	35	13
178	Like I said," in this market timing is everything"	1.4841	0.06247	126	80	31	15
179	If you'd like to make an offer, I'll get the ball rolling right away.	1.4841	0.06247	126	80	31	15
180	It also has a 3 par garage.	1.4839	0.06626	124	82	24	18
181	Yes, the blade speed is adjustable.	1.4839	0.06003	124	76	36	12
182	Would you like to try and go through the house again?"	1.4839	0.06218	124	78	32	14
183	Of course timing is everything!	1.4833	0.06693	120	79	24	17
184	Location, location, location... and timing. Timing is critical.	1.4831	0.06223	118	73	33	12
185	You may call it a Quixotic investment.	1.4828	0.06419	116	73	30	13
186	'You did say you wanted to go Dutch...'	1.4823	0.05568	141	86	42	13
187	There is a 'play through' clause in the deed.	1.4823	0.05747	141	88	38	15
188	Eventually, you don't even notice them.	1.4821	0.06081	112	67	36	9
189	If you don’t like this .. I have 17 others to choose from	1.4818	0.06050	137	88	32	17
190	It's a two bedroom, two bathroom, par 3.	1.4815	0.06097	108	64	36	8
191	Work with me, Mr. Sterling. You said you wanted a place on a golf course...	1.4815	0.05745	135	83	39	13
192	In real estate, timing is everything.	1.4815	0.06383	135	90	25	20
193	It checks all your boxes: off-the-grid wind power, plenty of play opportunities for the kids, and it’s golf course adjacent!	1.4812	0.06000	133	84	34	15
194	Like I told you, timing is everything on this house.	1.4806	0.06427	129	85	26	18
195	Now this little Dutch-influenced charmer affords you sweeping fairway views while putting you right in the middle of the action.	1.4806	0.06038	129	81	34	14
196	3 bedrooms. 2 baths. Par 3.	1.4800	0.06180	125	79	32	14
197	Here is the only golf course option I could find you within your budget.	1.4797	0.06360	123	79	29	15
198	We also have the same unit in gingerbread.	1.4793	0.06439	121	78	28	15
199	I just wanted you to see the kind of houses that are available in your budget.	1.4789	0.06056	142	93	30	19
200	This just came on the market—the previous tenant walked outside while texting.	1.4786	0.06142	117	72	34	11
201	Once you get the timing down it's a very welcoming space.	1.4786	0.05777	140	88	37	15
202	Where else are you going to find an energy efficient house, in a gated community with only 18 homes?	1.4783	0.05838	138	87	36	15
203	If this isn't your style, I also have a clown's mouth available.	1.4783	0.06218	115	71	33	11
204	We've got a very motivated seller, he moved to a lighthouse.	1.4773	0.05636	132	80	41	11
205	Like I said on the phone, it's an authentic Dutch Revival right next to the ninth hole.	1.4773	0.06033	132	84	33	15
206	They've rejected a lot of offers, but we time it right, I think we can get you into this house.	1.4773	0.06128	132	85	31	16
207	I'm not going to lie, you're going to need balls to move here.	1.4766	0.05970	128	80	35	13
208	And everything is just a short drive away.	1.4762	0.05738	147	94	36	17
209	The price is par for the course.	1.4762	0.06361	105	64	32	9
210	It's a 2 bed, 1 bath, Par 3.	1.4759	0.05797	145	93	35	17
211	I am willing to waive the greens fees, but I have a very motivated couple on the 15th hole.	1.4758	0.05891	124	76	37	11
212	I should probably tell you about the easement.	1.4755	0.05687	143	90	38	15
213	Manicured lawn, right on the green, powered by renewable wind energy, this listing won't last long!	1.4752	0.05833	141	90	35	16
214	No, no, no... your entrance would be around back. This is what we in the business refer to as the Mother-in-law Door.	1.4752	0.05833	141	90	35	16
215	With interest rates rising, you won't see a par three at this price again.	1.4750	0.06258	120	76	31	13
216	It's perfect for the couple that wants to putter around the house.	1.4746	0.06221	118	74	32	12
217	A lowball offer might get through if you time it right.	1.4741	0.05932	135	86	34	15
218	I am happy to show you a par 4 if you would like a little more space	1.4741	0.05838	135	85	36	14
219	The prior owners were recently separated.	1.4737	0.06543	133	91	21	21
220	But it's your choice. Clockwise. Or counterclockwise.	1.4733	0.05869	131	82	36	13
221	I suggest that if you want to get into this house now, timing is everything.	1.4729	0.06330	129	85	27	17
222	You know what we say in real estate, rotation, rotation, rotation.	1.4729	0.05832	129	80	37	12
223	This neighborhood checks all your boxes -- a volcano, a waterfall, and a giant clown head.	1.4724	0.05790	127	78	38	11
224	Each of the 18 properties is unique while still sharing our signature feature of "the large round hole in the yard."	1.4724	0.05681	127	77	40	10
225	How's your timing?	1.4720	0.06072	125	79	33	13
226	Well, as with buying any new home, it's all about timing.	1.4718	0.05627	142	89	39	14
227	It’s a fast moving market, but if you time the entrance right this could be a hole in one.	1.4715	0.06665	123	83	22	18
228	Any questions?	1.4715	0.06035	123	77	34	12
229	Three words: timing, timing, timing.	1.4715	0.06357	123	80	28	15
230	You did ask for a Dutch Colonial on a golf course.	1.4711	0.06436	121	79	27	15
231	It's a one bedroom, one bath, par five.	1.4710	0.06102	138	91	29	18
232	...and it is indeed on a golf course, as you requested.	1.4706	0.05711	136	85	38	13
233	A par 3 seemed to be more within your budget.	1.4706	0.05615	136	84	40	12
234	You asked to see a house on a golf course.	1.4706	0.06065	119	74	34	11
235	This is Trump golf. He hates the word 'miniature.'	1.4701	0.06329	134	90	25	19
236	Now this is not your run-of-the-mill house!	1.4701	0.06149	134	88	29	17
237	“You’re in luck, this dude from La Mancha is anxious to sell”	1.4700	0.07171	100	66	21	13
238	I'm sorry, for the budget that you gave me, this is the only listing available with old world charm, in a gated community, on a course!	1.4690	0.05711	145	93	36	16
239	Did I mention it's the only par 3 left in the neighborhood?	1.4690	0.05454	145	90	42	13
240	Of course, on windy days, we suggest using the back door.	1.4688	0.06170	128	83	30	15
241	The good news is, it’s $300k less than the Clown’s Mouth.	1.4685	0.06246	111	69	32	10
242	Of course the neighbors will want to play through	1.4676	0.05713	139	88	37	14
243	We also have hole 8 available with a waterfall view.	1.4676	0.05621	139	87	39	13
244	I can also show you something in a par 3.	1.4672	0.06179	122	78	31	13
245	I think you may have misunderstood the golf membership	1.4672	0.05866	137	88	34	15
246	It's hit or miss, really.	1.4662	0.05865	148	98	31	19
247	It's not your run-of-the-mill house.	1.4662	0.06089	133	87	30	16
248	It's a 3 bedroom 2 bath par 3	1.4658	0.05681	146	94	36	16
249	It gets great light...then not so great...then great again...then not so great...	1.4656	0.05765	131	82	37	12
250	I'll draft the offer and get the ball rolling but timing is everything.	1.4653	0.05739	144	93	35	16
251	Timing is everything.	1.4651	0.05931	129	82	34	13
252	Three things. Rotation. Rotation. Rotation.	1.4643	0.05860	140	91	33	16
253	And then there's the 2 par garage...	1.4643	0.05498	140	87	41	12
254	What you need is a house that says ‘We’re the Johnsons! We’re fun...We’re whimsical...We’re a little bit dangerous...’”	1.4643	0.06333	112	71	30	11
255	I think the 7th hole is more in your price range.	1.4638	0.06011	138	91	30	17
256	This is a charming 2-bedroom, 2-bath, par 4.	1.4634	0.05690	123	75	39	9
257	Oh, once you get the timing right, you'll never even notice...	1.4634	0.05806	123	76	37	10
258	There's a castle on the next green if you want something more upscale.	1.4634	0.06141	123	79	31	13
259	Would you like to take a look at the lighthouse before making up your mind ?	1.4631	0.05834	149	99	31	19
260	Well, you said you wanted a house on a golf course...	1.4622	0.06404	119	78	27	14
261	After this, we'll go visit a wonderful 3 bed, 2 bath shoe.	1.4621	0.06122	132	87	29	16
262	Location isn’ t everything..it’s timing.	1.4621	0.05624	145	93	37	15
263	You have to admit, it is not your run of the mill type place	1.4615	0.05997	130	84	32	14
264	Yes, the clown's mouth is cheaper, but it lacks curb appeal.	1.4615	0.05767	143	93	34	16
265	It’s not your run-of-the-mill rental.	1.4615	0.06095	130	85	30	15
266	Of course, like life, timing is everthing	1.4610	0.05999	141	94	29	18
267	Location certainly matters, but so does timing!	1.4609	0.06065	128	83	31	14
268	Not to worry, it's actually a very tricky shot.	1.4609	0.06333	115	74	29	12
269	Well, just a quick warning, with this place timing is everything!	1.4609	0.06452	115	75	27	13
270	Now, timing is critical for this open house.	1.4604	0.05977	139	92	30	17
271	You said you wanted something reasonably priced on a golf course....	1.4604	0.05800	139	90	34	15
272	Timing is the key.	1.4603	0.06032	126	81	32	13
273	And it has excellent ventilation.	1.4597	0.05771	124	77	37	10
274	Sure, let's talk about the elephant in the corner.	1.4593	0.05926	135	88	32	15
275	We think it might be gophers.	1.4590	0.05600	122	74	40	8
276	It's a two bed, two bath, par three...	1.4590	0.05720	122	75	38	9
277	Well you did say you always wanted to live on a golf course, Harold.	1.4590	0.06284	122	80	28	14
278	If you like the property, I think the timing is perfect to get in now.	1.4583	0.06471	120	80	25	15
279	Tiny house, green energy source, located next to the fairway... I think you'll find this listing checks all the boxes!	1.4583	0.05785	120	74	37	9
280	Well of course you've heard the three most important words in real estate-rotation, rotation, rotation.	1.4580	0.06059	131	86	30	15
281	Sustainable power and a golf course - seems to check all your boxes	1.4579	0.06543	107	69	27	11
282	When we said we wanted to live on a golf course, I don’t think this is quite what we had in mind.	1.4577	0.05795	142	93	33	16
283	And, as you can see, it truly is right on the golf course.	1.4576	0.05853	118	73	36	9
284	If you have one of those small pencils, I'll write up the contract now.	1.4576	0.06771	118	81	20	17
285	The previous owner died in a freak accident.	1.4571	0.05768	140	91	34	15
286	On windy days, I suggest working at home...	1.4569	0.06290	116	75	29	12
287	Follow me in on the count of three.	1.4567	0.06098	127	83	30	14
288	It's a charming three-bedroom, three-bath par-three.	1.4567	0.05783	127	80	36	11
289	This Dutch charmer overlooks the seventh hole.	1.4567	0.05995	127	82	32	13
290	Unfortunately, the house by the waterfall is out of your price range.	1.4567	0.05674	127	79	38	10
291	I know the tiny house craze is over but the mini-golf house market is just heating up.	1.4567	0.05674	127	79	38	10
292	Salesmen and missionaries think twice before ringing your doorbell.	1.4560	0.06065	125	81	31	13
293	An opportunity like this only comes around every so often.	1.4560	0.05848	125	79	35	11
294	Make sure you look both ways before you walk out of the door.	1.4560	0.06065	125	81	31	13
295	So. . .would you like to putt in an offer?	1.4558	0.05565	147	95	37	15
296	And the best part is, that hole leads straight to the parking garage.	1.4553	0.06350	123	82	26	15
297	I would argue it’s EXACTLY what the listing said: “Green energy home with European feel. On the course.”	1.4553	0.06027	123	79	32	12
298	As I was saying, timing is everything.	1.4553	0.06454	123	83	24	16
299	I'd act fast, the foot traffic on this property has been unbelievable.	1.4552	0.05667	134	85	37	12
300	And the location is great. I just sold the shoe next door to a little old woman.	1.4552	0.05765	134	86	35	13
301	If you don’t like this floor plan, we have 17 more to choose from.	1.4552	0.05956	134	88	31	15
302	As we say in the real estate business, it's all about "timing, timing, timing."	1.4552	0.05705	145	95	34	16
303	Two bed, one bath, par 4	1.4545	0.06023	132	87	30	15
304	Before we get to the showing, remember that timing is key.	1.4545	0.06666	110	73	24	13
305	Your mortgage statements will be written with a stubby pencil on a little card, and will probably not be accurate.	1.4545	0.05590	143	92	37	14
306	If you are a drinking man we should look elsewhere	1.4539	0.05557	141	90	38	13
307	It tends to get a bit noisy in the summer months, but that's par for the course around here.	1.4539	0.05736	141	92	34	15
308	You hated the clown on hole 6, and you hate the windmill. Do you want to live on a golf course or not?	1.4528	0.06306	106	67	30	9
309	What we're offering is a lifestyle that's high on whimsy and low on maintenance."	1.4528	0.06162	106	66	32	8
310	On a windy day, use the back door.	1.4527	0.05367	148	94	41	13
311	It’s a three bedroom, two bath, par three.	1.4527	0.05858	148	100	29	19
312	90% of the balls never make it this far. It's safer than a bocce ball court.	1.4524	0.05921	126	81	33	12
313	This is the only golf retirement community you can afford.	1.4522	0.06327	115	75	28	12
314	If you want in, we gotta act fast. In this neighborhood, timing is everything.	1.4522	0.06206	115	74	30	11
315	And the best part is, you can charge your Tesla for free.	1.4522	0.06564	115	77	24	14
316	It's a 2 bath, 3 bed, 4 par.	1.4519	0.05732	135	87	35	13
317	Ready to get swept off your feet?	1.4519	0.05635	135	86	37	12
318	You could putter around the yard to your heart's content.	1.4516	0.05879	124	79	34	11
319	If you're interested in this house, know that timing is everything.	1.4516	0.05879	124	79	34	11
320	It looked different on Zillow ?	1.4513	0.06284	113	73	29	11
321	I’ll see what I can do but no one gets this property on their first shot.	1.4511	0.06082	133	89	28	16
322	You said you wanted a house on a golf course.	1.4508	0.06279	122	81	27	14
323	Yes, indeed. Timing is everything.	1.4508	0.06170	122	80	29	13
324	Location? No, no, no. In real estate, it's timing, timing, timing.	1.4504	0.06055	131	87	29	15
325	This one's gonna sell fast. It's the only par-3 in the neighborhood.	1.4500	0.05490	140	89	39	12
326	To get you into this one timing's everything.	1.4500	0.05899	120	76	34	10
327	Oh, there are a couple of easements that I should probably mention.	1.4500	0.05490	140	89	39	12
328	I can get you into this house, but timing is everything	1.4496	0.05923	129	84	32	13
329	In this business, timing is everything.	1.4496	0.05608	129	81	38	10
330	On the bright side, very few people can make this shot.	1.4493	0.05915	138	92	30	16
331	We can't keep going round and round on the price. There's a foursome waiting.	1.4490	0.05391	147	94	40	13
332	Just some parting words of advice - don’t text and walk.	1.4488	0.05990	127	83	31	13
333	...and the Hubbards are just two streets over in the shoe	1.4488	0.06295	127	86	25	16
334	Your timing will be crucial for this property.	1.4488	0.06295	127	86	25	16
335	Once you get the timing down I think you’ll really like it here.	1.4485	0.05794	136	89	33	14
336	Well yes, there is no driveway, but that's kind of the point.	1.4485	0.06070	136	92	27	17
337	It's on a golf course, it's close to church, and it's eco-friendly. What else could you want?	1.4485	0.05887	136	90	31	15
338	Mexico will pay for the windmill.	1.4483	0.05784	145	97	31	17
339	It's 2 bedrooms, 1 1/2 baths and a par 3.	1.4480	0.06059	125	82	30	13
340	And of course any late rent payments will result in a two stroke penalty.	1.4480	0.05952	125	81	32	12
341	This house perfectly fits your criteria - a traditional design near a golf course.	1.4478	0.05857	134	88	32	14
342	This offer should go through easily, but we’ll have to time it just right.	1.4478	0.05760	134	87	34	13
343	In this case, it’s “timing, timing, timing.”	1.4478	0.06138	134	91	26	17
344	Now I have to warn you,the front door is a little tricky.	1.4476	0.06345	105	67	29	9
345	As with all real estate, timing is crucial.	1.4476	0.05673	143	94	34	15
346	Good news, Mr. and Mrs. Quixote! Your dream home is no longer impossible!	1.4474	0.05738	152	103	30	19
347	Trust me folks, around here below par is a good thing.	1.4474	0.06116	114	73	31	10
348	Listen, real estate is all about timing.	1.4472	0.06239	123	82	27	14
349	...And you never have to worry about door-to-door salesmen.	1.4472	0.05910	123	79	33	11
350	Did I mention proximity to recreational activities?	1.4472	0.05561	123	76	39	8
351	You said you were looking for a Dutch colonial?	1.4468	0.05552	141	91	37	13
352	The pirate ship is taken. This is the best we have	1.4463	0.05979	121	78	32	11
353	I also have something on the back-nine with a water feature.	1.4459	0.05448	148	96	38	14
354	Let’s get the ball rolling if you think the timing’s right.	1.4459	0.05452	157	104	36	17
355	This is the only Dutch colonial I could find in your price range.	1.4454	0.06281	119	79	27	13
356	It's a great deal, quite a bit less than you usually pay for a place on a golf course.	1.4453	0.05849	128	83	33	12
357	It’s perfect. You’ll be downsizing... and living on a golf course.	1.4453	0.05635	128	81	37	10
358	It depends on how much you putt down.	1.4453	0.06122	137	94	25	18
359	On a windy day, it generates its own power AND keeps away Jehovah's Witnesses.	1.4453	0.05944	137	92	29	16
360	Compared to other houses in the neighborhood, it's above par."	1.4444	0.05728	144	96	32	16
361	It wasn’t easy finding something in your price range that was in a family friendly neighborhood and on a golf course.	1.4444	0.05917	135	90	30	15
362	The seller is very motivated.	1.4444	0.05467	144	93	38	13
363	Gotta move fast on this one. shall we get the ball rolling?	1.4444	0.06010	135	91	28	16
364	It's the original air bnb."	1.4444	0.05727	135	88	34	13
365	This particular tiny house is exotic, quixotic, and a step up from your current shoe.	1.4444	0.06022	126	83	30	13
366	I was told they were very happy here before the accident.	1.4437	0.05522	142	92	37	13
367	When you're thinking of getting into a home, timing is everything.	1.4435	0.05983	124	81	31	12
368	The owner recently relocated the hole to the front yard to cut down on through traffic.	1.4430	0.05419	149	97	38	14
369	...I'm telling you ...in this neighborhood timing is everything	1.4429	0.05294	140	88	42	10
370	The timing was off for the last couple who were interested in this property.	1.4429	0.05294	140	88	42	10
371	It's no ordinary run-of-a-mill home.	1.4427	0.05648	131	84	36	11
372	Amazon delivery is hit or miss.	1.4427	0.05852	131	86	32	13
373	Just remember the three R's--Rotation, rotation, rotation.	1.4426	0.06486	122	84	22	16
374	In your price range, this is the closest you'll come to golf course living.	1.4425	0.06151	113	73	30	10
375	I usually tell my clients that it's all about "location, location, location." In this case, the timing is key.	1.4425	0.06021	113	72	32	9
376	Yes, didn't I say it was on a golf course?	1.4420	0.05541	138	89	37	12
377	I understand. The timing has to be right."	1.4417	0.06460	120	82	23	15
378	The rent is reasonable, and the electric bill is practically nil	1.4417	0.05650	120	75	37	8
379	I mean, you said you were in the market for a Dutch colonial...	1.4414	0.05526	145	95	36	14
380	It's small, but it's right on the golf course.	1.4414	0.05259	145	92	42	11
381	It's a par 4, but I think I can get them down to 3.	1.4412	0.05298	136	85	42	9
382	It's in great shape. The seller is a little old lady who downsized to a shoe.	1.4409	0.05984	127	84	30	13
383	I think we preferred the 7th hole - better schools...	1.4409	0.06190	127	86	26	15
384	This isn't just your run of the mill home....	1.4409	0.05984	127	84	30	13
385	I admit, ‘central air’ may have been a little misleading.	1.4407	0.05840	118	75	34	9
386	No, that's old news. The neighborhood association has taken care of Mr. Quixote.	1.4403	0.05851	134	89	31	14
387	I understand your skepticism, but I sense the developer is serious about limiting this subdivision to just the 18 units.	1.4400	0.05946	125	82	31	12
388	Timing will be everything.	1.4400	0.06054	125	83	29	13
389	... and don't forget to have your key ready.	1.4400	0.05946	125	82	31	12
390	At the end of the day, there's risk involved in any home purchase.	1.4397	0.05814	141	95	30	16
391	If you wanna get in on the ground floor, timing is everything.	1.4397	0.06396	116	78	25	13
392	Please understand Mr. and Mrs. Quixote, the entire neighborhood has a vivid imagination.	1.4390	0.05903	123	80	32	11
393	This is no run-of-the-mill property.	1.4390	0.05673	123	78	36	9
394	Of course, the property values are on par with the neighbors'.	1.4386	0.05980	114	73	32	9
395	There are only 17 other homes in this neighborhood.	1.4386	0.06109	114	74	30	10
396	A windmill at this price is par for the course.	1.4385	0.05779	130	85	33	12
397	I'll show you the inside when the wind dies down.	1.4375	0.06054	112	72	31	9
398	The seller is willing to throw in a lifetime supply of tiny pencils.	1.4375	0.06564	112	76	23	13
399	The previous owner had 4 strokes before he finally moved on.	1.4375	0.05843	128	84	32	12
400	Timing is critical.	1.4375	0.05947	128	85	30	13
401	It’s only dangerous to leave the house in windy days	1.4375	0.05189	144	91	43	10
402	If you don’t like this one, there’s a gorgeous clown’s mouth in foreclosure just across from the waterfall.	1.4370	0.06096	135	93	25	17
403	You said an original home on a golf course	1.4370	0.05817	135	90	31	14
404	Remember: It's all about rotation, rotation, rotation.	1.4370	0.05911	135	91	29	15
405	Really don't know what happened to the former owner but I heard that it had something to do with bad timing.	1.4370	0.06387	119	81	24	14
406	Well, if you decide to purchase the place, just remember-Timing is everything.	1.4370	0.06387	119	81	24	14
407	The only downside is that your neighbor is kind of a clown.	1.4366	0.05606	142	94	34	14
408	I assure you, this is no run-of-the-mill house.	1.4366	0.05695	142	95	32	15
409	We call this model the “Home-in-one!”	1.4365	0.06015	126	84	29	13
410	I know it's at the upper end of your price range, but it is a Par 4.	1.4365	0.05690	126	81	35	10
411	This unit is on par with other houses in the market.	1.4365	0.05462	126	79	39	8
412	Don’t worry. They usually miss.	1.4365	0.05690	126	81	35	10
413	It's the latest thing in mixed-use development.	1.4364	0.06898	110	77	18	15
414	If you want to get in this place we have to act right now.	1.4361	0.05783	133	88	32	13
415	In Real Estate timing is everything, especially with this house.	1.4361	0.05683	133	87	34	12
416	It became available when the last owner, and his horse, moved to Spain	1.4361	0.06164	133	92	24	17
417	I’d recommend moving quickly — timing is critical.	1.4361	0.05880	133	89	30	14
418	It’s energy efficient, Dutch inspired, and has a path to a lovely water feature.	1.4359	0.06353	117	79	25	13
419	I can only think of one drawback.	1.4359	0.06116	117	77	29	11
420	You just have to time it.	1.4357	0.05479	140	91	37	12
421	Some say location, location, location. But this place is all about timing, timing, timing.	1.4357	0.05572	140	92	35	13
422	First question I always ask: How are your reflexes?	1.4357	0.05288	140	89	41	10
423	Do you like to putter around the house?	1.4354	0.05467	147	97	36	14
424	Oh, and one more thing. Please, PLEASE remember to answer the doorbell within 27 seconds.	1.4354	0.05293	147	95	40	12
425	Not ON the 18th hole. It IS the 18th hole.	1.4354	0.05551	147	98	34	15
426	I also have a charming 3 bedroom inside a clown's mouth.	1.4354	0.05798	147	101	28	18
427	I also have a very nice castle with a moat and draw bridge.	1.4352	0.06614	108	73	23	12
428	Maybe the merry-go-round is closer to your price range.	1.4351	0.05641	131	85	35	11
429	It's a time share. You can enter at 10 second intervals.	1.4351	0.05745	131	86	33	12
430	Of course price is always important, but with this property timing is everything.	1.4351	0.05429	131	83	39	9
431	It's a gated community...but only in 3-second intervals.	1.4351	0.05745	131	86	33	12
432	On the bright side, it could be a shoe.	1.4348	0.05438	138	89	38	11
433	I can even give you a sub-par loan.	1.4345	0.05775	145	99	29	17
434	It’s really only an issue when it’s windy.	1.4345	0.05691	145	98	31	16
435	There is one easement in the deed that I think you should read.	1.4344	0.05581	122	77	37	8
436	This is about as close as you can get to the 9th green in your price range.	1.4344	0.05818	122	79	33	10
437	Think of it as Dutch Revival meets Maralago.	1.4344	0.06158	122	82	27	13
438	The Quixotes are very motivated sellers.	1.4344	0.05581	122	77	37	8
439	You've got to move fast.	1.4338	0.05592	136	89	35	12
440	I have another property I'd like to show you. An old lady is moving our of her shoe.	1.4338	0.05493	136	88	37	11
441	We'll,there's this lovely old shoe we could look at.	1.4336	0.06637	113	78	21	14
442	It’s downsizing and on the golf course. Best of both worlds!	1.4336	0.05396	143	93	38	12
443	You’ll hear ‘location, location, location,’ a lot, but with this one it’s all about timing.	1.4333	0.06003	120	79	30	11
444	Getting through the door will be easy once you get the timing down.	1.4331	0.05872	127	84	31	12
445	Golf course view, miniature price.	1.4331	0.05765	127	83	33	11
446	The window of opportunity is closing fast.	1.4328	0.05238	134	84	42	8
447	In real estate, everything is timing.	1.4328	0.05845	134	90	30	14
448	This is not your run-of-the-mill place.	1.4326	0.05809	141	96	29	16
449	It's not just a game, it's a lifestyle	1.4318	0.05710	132	87	33	12
450	Actually no, it's coal powered.	1.4318	0.06102	132	91	25	16
451	Its definitely above par for this neighborhood.	1.4318	0.05710	132	87	33	12
452	Don't let the door hit you on your way in.	1.4317	0.05781	139	94	30	15
453	Why not just putt in an offer and see where it goes?	1.4314	0.05468	153	103	34	16
454	An open concept, energy efficient and steps to a golf course; this is everything you’re looking for.	1.4312	0.06693	109	75	21	13
455	I'd also recommend hazard insurance.	1.4310	0.05772	116	74	34	8
456	As far as rentals go, this one is par for the course.	1.4309	0.06008	123	82	29	12
457	We'll view the interior once the wind dies down.	1.4309	0.05665	123	79	35	9
458	We made Holland pay for it	1.4308	0.06172	130	90	24	16
459	Right on the golf course as you requested.	1.4308	0.05562	130	84	36	10
460	It's crazy but timing is everything if you want to get into a place like this...	1.4307	0.05933	137	94	27	16
461	Built in renewable energy. Built in pet door. Small in ground pool. This won't be on the market long.	1.4306	0.05885	144	100	26	18
462	And the yard is great for just puttering around!	1.4298	0.05972	114	74	31	9
463	For a par three, this is an absolute steal.	1.4297	0.05621	128	83	35	10
464	On the plus side, the ball rarely lands in your living room.	1.4296	0.05417	135	87	38	10
465	This is a very exclusive development with only 17 other neighbors.	1.4296	0.05518	135	88	36	11
466	It does require balls to live here.	1.4286	0.05748	140	95	30	15
467	Not exactly what I had in mind when I said I wanted a house with a white picket fence.	1.4286	0.05794	119	77	33	9
468	The seller, Mr. Gulliver, will still maintain play through privileges.	1.4286	0.05682	126	82	34	10
469	And the value is well above par for the neighborhood.	1.4286	0.05150	133	83	43	7
470	The last owners died suddenly.	1.4286	0.05776	133	89	31	13
471	It comes with a fenced-in yard, but that's par for the course in this neighborhood	1.4286	0.05793	126	83	32	11
472	We could probably low ball them, but we'll need to time it perfectly.	1.4286	0.05711	147	101	29	17
473	In this market, timing is key.	1.4276	0.05427	145	96	36	13
474	You're in luck - this gem is definitely not your run-of-the-mill property...	1.4275	0.05634	131	86	34	11
475	I can show you the inside but we're gonna have to make a run for it.	1.4275	0.05529	131	85	36	10
476	I think I can get you into this complex if we time it right.	1.4275	0.05312	131	83	40	8
477	With your budget, this is the best place I can find you on a golf course.	1.4274	0.06185	124	85	25	14
478	With this model you have no unsightly solar panels and you naturally repel solicitors.	1.4274	0.05969	124	83	29	12
479	Yes, we can install Dutch Doors.	1.4274	0.06078	124	84	27	13
480	And at a par-3, it's right in your range!	1.4274	0.05969	124	83	29	12
481	It's a 3 bedroom, 2 bathroom, par 4.	1.4265	0.05486	136	89	36	11
482	I can promise you this: All your Prius-driving friends are going to be insanely jealous.	1.4265	0.05777	136	92	30	14
483	Nearby you have a Covered Bridge, a Paddle Wheel, and there's a Loop de Loop just down the street.	1.4264	0.05695	129	85	33	11
484	You asked for Dutch doors.	1.4262	0.05693	122	79	34	9
485	You might want to use the back entrance during tee times.	1.4262	0.06259	122	84	24	14
486	Before we go in, I have to ask if you have good reflexes.	1.4262	0.05449	122	77	38	7
487	I know you were looking for a par 3, but this just came on the market and it is loaded with Old World charm".	1.4254	0.05441	134	87	37	10
488	The property is fully carpeted, but that's par for the course.	1.4254	0.05441	134	87	37	10
489	It's not your typical 'run of the mill' type establishment.	1.4254	0.05643	134	89	33	12
490	And it is more reasonably priced than the Gingerbread House.	1.4250	0.05995	120	80	29	11
491	As promised, an affordable home on a golf course...	1.4250	0.05877	120	79	31	10
492	For your price range, this is a real hole-in-one.	1.4248	0.06133	113	75	28	10
493	Noisy, sure. But way less creepy than the Clown's Head walk up we saw earlier.	1.4247	0.05309	146	96	38	12
494	I'm sensing you're concerned with more than just the size of the property.	1.4245	0.05497	139	92	35	12
495	Yes, life on a golf course has its challenges. But in this case they are miniature.	1.4245	0.05864	139	96	27	16
496	Well, you said you wanted to go dutch!	1.4242	0.05390	132	85	38	9
497	Solar panels just seemed too obtrusive.	1.4242	0.05703	132	88	32	12
498	The only negative is trying to get into the house on a windy day.	1.4240	0.05821	125	83	31	11
499	It's a great place to putter around.	1.4240	0.05360	125	79	39	7
500	Don't worry, hardly anybody makes that shot. But just be careful how you arrange your furniture.	1.4238	0.05352	151	101	36	14
501	Yes, but do you really want to deal with the draw bridge on hole 3 everyday?	1.4237	0.06185	118	80	26	12
502	If you want something a bit nicer, there's a par four right on the water.	1.4237	0.06301	118	81	24	13
503	It’s a green home. And on a golf course. What more could you want?	1.4236	0.05269	144	94	39	11
504	Any house can have a little white fence, but this one will be earning you a massive carbon credit.	1.4231	0.05660	130	86	33	11
505	As a home it’s pretty run of the mill	1.4231	0.05968	130	89	27	14
506	And the view of the clown's mouth from the master bedroom is amazing.	1.4228	0.05402	149	100	35	14
507	I'm pleased to meet you on behalf of Quixote Realty.	1.4226	0.05439	168	118	29	21
508	You did say you wanted something near a golf course.	1.4225	0.05412	142	94	36	12
509	To get into this house, timing is everything.	1.4224	0.05891	116	76	31	9
510	Of course in real estate...timing is everything	1.4219	0.05502	128	83	36	9
511	Look, in your price range, this the the best retirement home on a golf course you’re gonna find.”	1.4218	0.05454	147	99	34	14
512	Oh, yes, timing IS everything.	1.4218	0.05454	147	99	34	14
513	It's a great fixer-upper if you're on the ball and like to putter around the house.	1.4218	0.05539	147	100	32	15
514	Frankly, this is the only place within your handicap.	1.4215	0.05598	121	78	35	8
515	What's makes this property unique is the timed entrance.	1.4214	0.05651	140	95	31	14
516	It's vintage Dutch colonial.	1.4214	0.05741	140	96	29	15
517	Yes Maam, but, in my professional opinion, timing is everything.	1.4211	0.05158	152	100	40	12
518	Waterfront? Let me show you something on the back nine.	1.4211	0.06341	114	78	24	12
519	The former owner? Sadly, just a freak accident that could have been prevented by good timing.	1.4211	0.05769	133	90	30	13
520	I'm legally obligated to tell you the old owner was killed by a golf ball.	1.4207	0.05148	145	94	41	10
521	Well, we call that the mother-in-law hole	1.4206	0.05785	126	84	31	11
522	It's on par with the rest of the homes in this neighborhood.	1.4206	0.05785	126	84	31	11
523	with your budget this is the closest you’ll get to your dream of living on a golf course	1.4206	0.06510	107	73	23	11
524	I think you'll find everything's up to par.	1.4204	0.05042	157	103	42	12
525	It is a great house, but you will have to get the timing right.	1.4203	0.05123	138	88	42	8
526	I’ve been studying the cycle and now is the perfect opportunity to move in.	1.4203	0.05521	138	92	34	12
527	You said you would be open to real estate alternatives so long as there was a golf course nearby…	1.4203	0.05326	138	90	38	10
528	If you want this house, timing is everything	1.4203	0.04912	138	86	46	6
529	You're not going to find anything else on the course at this price.	1.4202	0.05907	119	79	30	10
530	In light of your budget, this is the best home we could find on a golf course.	1.4202	0.06026	119	80	28	11
531	No? Then let's look at #18, the one with the water view.	1.4202	0.05907	119	79	30	10
532	On your budget I could not get you that 'tiny house' on the golf course, but I may have a compromise....	1.4202	0.06258	119	82	24	13
533	It really is all about rotation, rotation, rotation.	1.4200	0.05618	150	104	29	17
534	Yeah. it's off the grid.	1.4198	0.05931	131	90	27	14
535	The previous owner stayed remarkably nimble and was never bothered by solicitations.	1.4198	0.05730	131	88	31	12
536	Timing is everything with this particular property.	1.4196	0.05650	143	98	30	15
537	You said “show me something affordable on a golf course,” so here we are.	1.4194	0.05737	124	82	32	10
538	With this new home, timing is everything.	1.4194	0.06070	124	85	26	13
539	And your mortgage rate is obviously variable, depending on the winds...	1.4191	0.05955	136	95	25	16
540	The key to getting into the right house is timing.	1.4191	0.05577	136	91	33	12
541	If you'd prefer a beachfront property, I can show you Hole 9.	1.4188	0.05595	117	75	35	7
542	The other houses only have solar.	1.4188	0.06099	117	79	27	11
543	Well, you asked for a home on a golf course	1.4188	0.06099	117	79	27	11
544	The insurance policy covers fire, water damage and group events like middle school birthday parties.	1.4188	0.06099	117	79	27	11
545	What will it take to putt you into this baby?	1.4182	0.06245	110	74	26	10
546	This looks like a wind-wind situation for everybody.	1.4182	0.05972	110	72	30	8
547	I’m really afraid if you don’t time this right you’ll lose out.	1.4180	0.05801	122	81	31	10
548	The asking price is about par for the course in this neighborhood.	1.4180	0.05801	122	81	31	10
549	The yard is too big? Then I’ll show you a Par 2.	1.4178	0.05121	146	95	41	10
550	It’s just a run of the mill house.	1.4178	0.05647	146	101	29	16
551	My hand to God. The moment I laid eyes on you folks I said to myself.....Windmill.	1.4174	0.06416	115	80	22	13
552	Run of the mill? Yes, I have heard that one.	1.4173	0.05749	127	85	31	11
553	Basement access is tricky.	1.4173	0.05856	127	86	29	12
554	Now, when you say this one is below par, is that a good or bad thing?	1.4173	0.06168	127	89	23	15
555	You might qualify for a revolving mortgage.	1.4173	0.05393	139	92	36	11
556	I like that it's right on a golf course but the guy next door seems like a clown with a big mouth	1.4167	0.05986	120	81	28	11
557	Dutch Colonial, off the grid, lovely breezes.	1.4167	0.05895	132	91	27	14
558	Its just a short drive to the office	1.4167	0.05443	144	97	34	13
559	We'll have access in four seconds.	1.4167	0.04977	144	92	44	8
560	While I understand you're concerned, keep in mind that the paint color can be changed.	1.4167	0.04977	144	92	44	8
561	This is just what you wanted--something directly on the golf course with lovely breezes all year.	1.4167	0.05488	132	87	35	10
562	The previous owner forgot the importance of timing his exit out the door	1.4161	0.05561	149	103	30	16
563	Sure its small, but it feels like a par 5 inside.	1.4161	0.05225	149	99	38	12
564	It could be worse. You could be living in a shoe!	1.4161	0.04958	149	96	44	9
565	Your timing must be impeccable to get into this one.	1.4161	0.05048	149	97	42	10
566	Coming and going is dicey, but the energy savings are fantastic!	1.4161	0.05048	149	97	42	10
567	We'll just have to time your closing carefully.	1.4161	0.05348	137	90	37	10
568	I can also show you one with a moat.	1.4160	0.05700	125	83	32	10
569	Getting through the front door requires a little timing!	1.4160	0.05813	125	84	30	11
570	It's on a par with other houses in the neighborhood.	1.4160	0.06137	125	87	24	14
571	The description "on a miniature gulf" might have a typo.	1.4156	0.05349	154	105	34	15
572	Good timing helps	1.4155	0.05311	142	94	37	11
573	I like to think of it as a quixotic little place.	1.4155	0.05496	142	96	33	13
574	There's just a couple things to watch out for...	1.4154	0.05859	130	89	28	13
575	Well, you did say 'energy-efficient' and 'green' ."	1.4151	0.06410	106	72	24	10
576	Yes, it is a rather unusual take on mixed-use development...	1.4146	0.05878	123	83	29	11
577	Scoring on a place like this is all about the timing.	1.4146	0.05406	123	79	37	7
578	Let's just duck in and see the inside, shall we?	1.4146	0.05406	123	79	37	7
579	I'm not gonna fight you on the price, Mr. Quixote	1.4143	0.05458	140	94	34	12
580	This next house will knock you out!	1.4143	0.05551	140	95	32	13
581	You see, they say it’s all about location but with places like these... it’s all about timing.	1.4143	0.05822	140	98	26	16
582	No running water, but hole 17 has a huge wishing well.	1.4143	0.05458	140	94	34	12
583	It’s all in the timing.	1.4141	0.05493	128	84	35	9
584	And best of all, green fees are included.	1.4141	0.05713	128	86	31	11
585	Free electric, and door-to-door salesmen are never a problem.	1.4141	0.05380	128	83	37	8
586	Decapitation insurance included the first year	1.4138	0.06007	116	78	28	10
587	At his behest, everything is exaggerated at the Trump Miniature Golf Course.	1.4135	0.05955	133	93	25	15
588	I was pretty clear that this was an open house.	1.4135	0.05559	133	89	33	11
589	Yes, it is on the expensive side, but you know what they say: Rotation, rotation, rotation.	1.4135	0.05760	133	91	29	13
590	Perfect for the man who likes to putter around.	1.4135	0.05559	133	89	33	11
591	And you thought a Dutch Colonial on a golf course was impossible!	1.4132	0.06174	121	84	24	13
592	If you’re ready to sign, shall we get the ball rolling?	1.4132	0.05829	121	81	30	10
593	With 10% down, we can get the ball rolling immediately.	1.4130	0.05317	138	91	37	10
594	Just a moment before we start the open house, we have to time our entrance just right.	1.4128	0.06414	109	75	23	11
595	We can check out the interior, but we have to be quick."	1.4127	0.05318	126	81	38	7
596	As you can see, it's centrally located: Pirate Ship-adjacent and steps from the Castle Moat, the Dinosaur, and the Krazy Klown.	1.4123	0.05819	114	75	31	8
597	It just needs someone with a little imagination. And quick reflexes.	1.4123	0.05684	114	74	33	7
598	On a windy day....you have to be quick.	1.4123	0.05951	114	76	29	9
599	So when do you want to get the ball rolling?	1.4123	0.06571	114	81	19	14
600	We'll need to act fast on this one.	1.4123	0.05819	114	75	31	8
601	We're big fans of renewable energy housing.	1.4123	0.05951	114	76	29	9
602	And after 9pm you have the course to yourself!	1.4122	0.05404	131	86	36	9
603	Why yes . . . Don Quixote did once live in this neighborhood.	1.4122	0.05404	131	86	36	9
604	Trust me, it's not a trap.	1.4122	0.05923	131	91	26	14
605	This is not what we had in mind when we said we were looking for a Dutch Colonial style home	1.4122	0.05618	131	88	32	11
606	Sure, but it's a miniature mortgage too.	1.4118	0.05470	136	91	34	11
607	For this property, timing is everything.	1.4118	0.05897	119	80	29	10
608	If you like the neighborhood, I have 17 other unique homes to show you--all with front door views of the fairway.	1.4118	0.05370	136	90	36	10
609	Not sure if we can afford this, it’s a big step up from the clown’s mouth.	1.4118	0.05267	136	89	38	9
610	When we said we were into Dutch Colonial...	1.4118	0.05666	136	93	30	13
611	If price is your prime concern I can get you a great deal on a shoe that's about to go into foreclosure.	1.4109	0.05570	129	86	33	10
612	And if you sink this putt, your first month's rent is free.	1.4107	0.06024	112	75	28	9
613	The good news is that we have a shot.	1.4104	0.05526	134	90	33	11
614	This is the only property on a golf course I could find in your budget.	1.4103	0.06088	117	80	26	11
615	It’s priced to move quickly, so timing is key	1.4103	0.06208	117	81	24	12
616	Security system? You try getting in."	1.4101	0.05575	139	95	31	13
617	I realize that but imagine the feeling of acomplishment you would have every time you left the house.	1.4101	0.05481	139	94	33	12
618	Yes, access to the golf course in included.	1.4098	0.05791	122	82	30	10
619	If it gets really windy, you may want to stay inside.	1.4094	0.05629	127	85	32	10
620	To be honest with you, this is not what I meant when I said" an environmentally friendly house on a golf course. "	1.4094	0.05953	127	88	26	13
621	...and it offers luxurious views of the Eiffel Tower, the Taj Mahal, and the hot dog stand.	1.4094	0.05953	127	88	26	13
622	With only 17 other units, it's a very exclusive development.	1.4091	0.04928	154	101	43	10
623	Think Don Quixote meets suburbia.	1.4091	0.06234	110	75	25	10
624	This one's perfect for people who like to putter around in the yard.	1.4091	0.05372	132	87	36	9
625	That big hole in the ground is just par for the course.	1.4091	0.06234	110	75	25	10
626	For another 50 thousand I could put you in a nice two-bedroom replica of the Eiffel Tower.	1.4087	0.06163	115	79	25	11
627	And now, we're going to see a house in a golf course community which fits your budget.	1.4085	0.05755	142	100	26	16
628	The timing on this is most important	1.4085	0.05579	142	98	30	14
629	And if this Dutch Farmhouse isn't your style, there are 17 other homes in the development, including one with a front entry shaped like a clown's mouth.	1.4083	0.05736	120	80	31	9
630	Look at it this way: you WILL know what hit you.	1.4083	0.05976	120	82	27	11
631	...and the drive couldn't be shorter!	1.4082	0.05440	147	101	32	14
632	On the bright side, the grass is green year-round	1.4080	0.05340	125	81	37	7
633	And it's only a five minute walk to the miniature railway."	1.4080	0.05691	125	84	31	10
634	You don't have to be crazy to live here, but it helps.	1.4080	0.06021	125	87	25	13
635	This one's all about timing	1.4077	0.05427	130	86	35	9
636	The green carpeting is standard.	1.4074	0.05392	135	90	35	10
637	Location and timing are equally important here.	1.4074	0.05593	135	92	31	12
638	This is about par for the neighborhood.	1.4074	0.05288	135	89	37	9
639	You'll be the envy of the Old Woman who lives in a shoe.	1.4074	0.05691	135	93	29	13
640	When I say run, you run. The last buyer dodged the mill but was taken out by the ball.	1.4069	0.05315	145	98	35	12
641	Yes, the front door's a little tricky, but you're just across from the church and there's no mowing.	1.4068	0.05547	118	77	34	7
642	In this market, it's all about location... and timing.	1.4068	0.06046	118	81	26	11
643	There are two beautiful yards, but there is a hole in one.	1.4068	0.05802	118	79	30	9
644	What will it take for me to putt you into this home today?	1.4067	0.05190	150	101	37	12
645	This one may be a little out of your range.	1.4067	0.05190	150	101	37	12
646	This home is one of the 18 properties in this golf community.	1.4065	0.05754	123	83	30	10
647	Best of all, it's right on the golf course!	1.4062	0.05703	128	87	30	11
648	No,we didn't mislead you. We said we have a beautiful,low maintenance community with year-round golfing.	1.4062	0.05703	128	87	30	11
649	It won’t last long at this price...I already have a foursome asking to play through.	1.4060	0.05752	133	92	28	13
650	Well, you're paying for that fairway view.	1.4060	0.05752	133	92	28	13
651	It’s either this one or the giant clowns mouth	1.4060	0.05652	133	91	30	12
652	What can I do to get the ball rolling?	1.4060	0.05446	133	89	34	10
653	In this market, it's all about the timing.	1.4058	0.05693	138	96	28	14
654	Think of it as your impossible dream.	1.4058	0.05504	138	94	32	12
655	I understand your concern about the constant breeze. Can I take you to 14 to see the Brontosaurus?	1.4057	0.05809	106	69	31	6
656	Or, I can put you in a clown face tri-level on the 13th hole.	1.4056	0.05635	143	100	28	15
657	Of course, there is occasional through traffic.	1.4054	0.05494	148	103	30	15
658	It's a good fit if you like to putter around the house.	1.4054	0.05410	148	102	32	14
659	The key to prime real estate in this neighborhood is, ‘Rotation, rotation, rotation.’	1.4052	0.06120	116	80	25	11
660	It's available immediately, the previous tenants had to duck and run.	1.4050	0.05452	121	79	35	7
661	Well, it never floods and your utility bills would be miniature.	1.4050	0.06051	121	84	25	12
662	I guarantee that most of the time, you'll have a ball in your new house.	1.4048	0.05875	126	87	27	12
663	Think of it as the perfect house with the white picket fence--some of the time.	1.4048	0.05307	126	82	37	7
664	The owner assures me that only one out of ten balls makes it into the house.	1.4046	0.06012	131	93	23	15
665	In that unlikely event, your homeowner's insurance should cover it."	1.4046	0.05172	131	85	39	7
666	This is a younger area, lots of families with kids. And it’s much safer than the driving range.	1.4044	0.05753	136	95	27	14
667	And on a deal like this, timing is everything.	1.4044	0.05657	136	94	29	13
668	You said you wanted a house right on the golf course.	1.4044	0.05258	136	90	37	9
669	And who doesn't want to stay home on a windy day?	1.4044	0.04937	136	87	43	6
670	We're tilting toward this one.	1.4043	0.05228	141	94	37	10
671	If you’re ready to make an offer, let’s get the ball rolling.	1.4043	0.05324	141	95	35	11
672	On the plus side, you do get the renewable energy tax credit.	1.4043	0.05419	141	96	33	12
673	You gotta have balls to live here.	1.4038	0.05440	156	110	29	17
674	Well yes but is a matter of timing.	1.4037	0.06267	109	75	24	10
675	The previous owners are still inside...	1.4035	0.06319	114	80	22	12
676	It's presently a par 2 but you could change that once you buy it.	1.4034	0.05763	119	80	30	9
677	Utilities are included.	1.4034	0.05638	119	79	32	8
678	I can also show you the solar model.	1.4034	0.06351	119	85	20	14
679	The seller won't budge on the price, but they are willing to throw in two free games and all the miniature pencils you can use.	1.4034	0.05763	119	80	30	9
680	Most timeshares put you in a house by the fairway. Our dutch colonial model puts you right on the green!	1.4032	0.05941	124	86	26	12
681	We just think the condo over the bowling alley is a better fit.	1.4032	0.06051	124	87	24	13
682	It’s practical, sure, but there’s a shoe down the block that I think you’ll absolutely love.	1.4032	0.05830	124	85	28	11
683	Unfortunately, a few buyers have already putt in an offer.	1.4031	0.05560	129	87	32	10
684	I can let you have it for a mill.	1.4031	0.05668	129	88	30	11
685	In real estate it's "Rotation, rotation, rotation."	1.4031	0.05668	129	88	30	11
686	Of course, you'll need to time your entrances and exits precisely.	1.4030	0.05910	134	95	24	15
687	Picket fence going around the house" is what you asked for - isn't it	1.4030	0.05814	134	94	26	14
688	Wait till you see the ballroom.	1.4030	0.05517	134	91	32	11
689	Trust me. Solar is dead.	1.4030	0.05309	134	89	36	9
690	Perfect for you, if your timing is right.	1.4029	0.05567	139	96	30	13
691	If you don't like this place I've got 17 other unique condos too look at.	1.4029	0.05472	139	95	32	12
692	There is an easement; the neighbours are allowed to play through.	1.4025	0.04977	159	107	40	12
693	Folks, getting into the right real estate is all about timing.	1.4017	0.05954	117	80	27	10
694	There's one covenant with your home purchase I forgot to mention -- the front and back doors must remain open at all times.	1.4017	0.06197	117	82	23	12
695	"In the interest of full disclosure, the previous owner was decapitated."	1.4017	0.05702	117	78	31	8
696	Okay, so you are a sleepwalker. Is that a problem?	1.4016	0.05417	122	80	35	7
697	In the real-estate timing is everything"	1.4016	0.05896	122	84	27	11
698	Yes, this is well within budget, but I see you're pre-qualified for a Par 5	1.4016	0.05417	122	80	35	7
699	'Round these parts, 'subpar' is a good thing.	1.4016	0.05780	122	83	29	10
700	Feel free to putter around.	1.4016	0.05943	127	89	25	13
701	It doesn't take long to figure out when not to open the front door.	1.4016	0.05619	127	86	31	10
702	And if you feel like privacy you can simply turn it on high.	1.4016	0.05943	127	89	25	13
703	Plus, the front door opens automatically every 5 seconds!	1.4016	0.05155	127	82	39	6
704	On the bright side, very few golf balls will make it into the house.	1.4016	0.05619	127	86	31	10
705	This is the perfect place for you, if you like to putter around the house.	1.4015	0.05469	132	89	33	10
706	Solar? That’s so last week.	1.4015	0.05974	132	94	23	15
707	Forget solar, wind is the way to go!	1.4015	0.05142	132	86	39	7
708	If you get inside, you're gonna love it!	1.4015	0.05253	132	87	37	8
709	Oxymoronically, the “Miniature” refers to you and not the course.	1.4015	0.05527	137	94	31	12
710	The view is fantastic every other second.	1.4015	0.05329	137	92	35	10
711	I suggest we use the back door.	1.4014	0.05102	142	94	39	9
712	I think you'll like this one, Mr. Quixote.	1.4014	0.05480	142	98	31	13
713	Mm..yes we do have a clown’s mouth. But that’s in D.C.	1.4013	0.05560	157	113	25	19
714	You said you wanted to downsize and watch a lot of golf.	1.4000	0.05396	145	100	32	13
715	The energy efficiency is above par.	1.4000	0.05278	135	90	36	9
716	“...but you said you wanted to downsize, to a low maintenance property, near a golf course.“	1.4000	0.05717	140	99	26	15
717	The timing is key.	1.4000	0.05382	135	91	34	10
718	I'm legally required to inform you that yes, this IS the infamous Dutch Windmill Putt-Putt Mini-Golf Funland Murder House...	1.4000	0.05767	115	77	30	8
719	You just need to get the timing down.	1.4000	0.06081	120	84	24	12
720	I realize it may not be run of the mill	1.4000	0.05416	130	87	34	9
721	Timing in this market is everything.	1.4000	0.06195	120	85	22	13
722	We call it the Kitsch and Sink.	1.4000	0.05307	145	99	34	12
723	I'm pretty sure they will accept a low-ball offer	1.4000	0.05898	115	78	28	9
724	You asked for something right on the golf course.	1.4000	0.06354	110	77	22	11
725	The previous occupants moved up to a pitch-and-putt	1.4000	0.05584	135	93	30	12
726	This one's more about timing, timing, timing.	1.4000	0.05941	130	92	24	14
727	To enter, timing is of the essence.	1.4000	0.05964	120	83	26	11
728	but you said you wanted to be on the golf course	1.4000	0.05898	115	78	28	9
729	...and it overlooks a castle, a bridge, and a glow-in-the-dark clown.	1.4000	0.05565	125	84	32	9
730	It’s the most affordable place you’ll find at Pebble Beach.	1.4000	0.06274	115	81	22	12
731	Yes, I'd say this home is on par with others in the area.	1.3986	0.05140	148	100	37	11
732	It's a fun neighborhood!	1.3986	0.05229	148	101	35	12
733	It was the only Dutch Colonial in your price range.	1.3986	0.05448	143	99	31	13
734	I can get it for you for well under par	1.3986	0.05170	143	96	37	10
735	You did say you like to putter around the house.	1.3986	0.05495	138	95	31	12
736	It's not Mar a Lago, but you said golf property on a budget.	1.3986	0.05198	138	92	37	9
737	would you like to see something in a single blade?	1.3986	0.05398	138	94	33	11
738	I must warn you....there's a weird right-of-way associated with the property.	1.3986	0.05299	138	93	35	10
739	As homeowners you’ll enjoy being lulled to sleep by the gentle humming of blades—and you’ll quickly learn to time your entrances and exits.	1.3985	0.05222	133	88	37	8
740	You also get a carbon credit.	1.3984	0.05625	123	83	31	9
741	Remember, If you want to get into this one, in this market, timing is everything.	1.3984	0.06080	123	87	23	13
742	Location, schmocation . . . it's all about timing!	1.3984	0.05505	123	82	33	8
743	Your next door neighbor is the woman who lives in a shoe with her family	1.3983	0.06035	118	82	25	11
744	Shall we putt in a bid?	1.3983	0.06270	118	84	21	13
745	Before you make this decision, I should mention the size of the gopher.	1.3983	0.06035	118	82	25	11
746	It's a great location, but the security features are kind of on and off.	1.3982	0.05697	113	75	31	7
747	Detached or semi-detached? Depends how quick you are.	1.3982	0.05968	113	77	27	9
748	Just remember: Never hesitate at the doorway and you'll be fine.	1.3982	0.05834	113	76	29	8
749	Unfortunately, your scorecard is too high to qualify for a loan.	1.3974	0.05278	156	109	32	15
750	It needs a bit of work, but that's par for the course.	1.3974	0.05239	151	104	34	13
751	No, you don't get many trick or treaters around here	1.3972	0.05315	141	96	34	11
752	The original owner liked to putter around the house.	1.3971	0.05550	136	94	30	12
753	The prior owners? They died in a freak accident while leaving the house.	1.3971	0.05550	136	94	30	12
754	I’ll be frank...You’ll need some balls to buy this place.	1.3969	0.05598	131	90	30	11
755	Yes, but electricity savings are phenomenal.	1.3969	0.05161	131	86	38	7
756	With this type of house ,timing is everything .	1.3969	0.05384	131	88	34	9
757	Real estate is all about perfect timing.	1.3969	0.05598	131	90	30	11
758	In this real estate market, your timing has to be perfect.	1.3968	0.05643	126	86	30	10
759	Well, you said you wanted golf course property...	1.3967	0.06263	121	87	20	14
760	The Open House is four times per minute.	1.3967	0.05564	121	81	32	8
761	It's a great home if you like puttering around the house.	1.3967	0.06039	121	85	24	12
762	No air conditioning, but wait til you see the Dutch oven!	1.3964	0.05904	111	75	28	8
763	Getting in and out is just a matter of timing.	1.3962	0.06523	106	75	20	11
764	It keeps the house cool in the summer and the front door cleared of snow in the winter!	1.3960	0.04744	149	97	45	7
765	Plus, any balls that make it inside are yours to keep!	1.3958	0.04949	144	95	41	8
766	It's perfect for people who like to putter around the house.	1.3958	0.05235	144	98	35	11
767	I've also got a lovely little par 3 to show you, if that's more within your handicap.	1.3958	0.05142	144	97	37	10
768	Some say it's a miniature golf course, others say it's classical dutch architecture. You know what I call this property? A god damn hole-in-one!	1.3955	0.05900	134	96	23	15
769	Real estate is all about timing your entry.	1.3955	0.05607	134	93	29	12
770	There’s always some downside to living with renewable energy.	1.3955	0.05192	134	89	37	8
771	You said that you wanted something overlooking a golf course.	1.3955	0.05299	134	90	35	9
772	This one's right on the green and completely off the grid.	1.3953	0.05549	129	88	31	10
773	Great location, too. Within walking distance is a schoolhouse, a church, and a giant clown head.	1.3953	0.05549	129	88	31	10
774	When I said, "On the golf course," I meant on the golf course.	1.3953	0.05969	129	92	23	14
775	Ready to get the ball rolling?	1.3953	0.05211	129	85	37	7
776	It's energy efficient and keeps those Jehovah Witnesses from coming by.	1.3952	0.06147	124	89	21	14
777	If you sink the putt into the dragon's mouth, we'll waive the HOA fees for a year.	1.3952	0.05819	124	86	27	11
778	It's not the golf that's miniature, it's us.	1.3952	0.05930	124	87	25	12
779	When the timing is right, we'll take a look inside.	1.3952	0.05349	124	82	35	7
780	Well, I'm not going to lie to you. It's not the safest neighborhood.	1.3952	0.05705	124	85	29	10
781	Best of all, it’s nowhere near the clown head.	1.3950	0.05751	119	81	29	9
782	The price is on par with the rest of the neighborhood.	1.3950	0.05993	119	83	25	11
783	It’s a rather unique home security system and alternative power source all in one.	1.3947	0.05519	114	75	33	6
784	The good news,you will save on electrical bills ,the bad news do not come home drunk on a windy night!!	1.3947	0.05926	114	78	27	9
785	If you're serious about buying, you have to move quickly.	1.3944	0.05378	142	98	32	12
786	We can close escrow later this week, if we time it right.	1.3944	0.05378	142	98	32	12
787	Well, you asked to see a place on a golf course.	1.3939	0.05563	132	91	30	11
788	Dear, this is not what I meant when I said I wanted to live on a golf course.	1.3939	0.05767	132	93	26	13
789	Yes, but this one has a REAL Dutch door...	1.3939	0.05563	132	91	30	11
790	Timing is everything with this property.	1.3939	0.05666	132	92	28	12
791	Is privacy important to you?	1.3937	0.05607	127	87	30	10
792	I think you'll like this one, Mr. & Mrs. Quixote.	1.3935	0.05055	155	106	37	12
793	Yes, you can go Dutch on the mortgage.	1.3934	0.05768	122	84	28	10
794	Well, you know the market. You’ve got to hit it at the right time.	1.3932	0.06303	117	84	20	13
795	What an awesome opportunity. The seller just told me he will accept Monopoly money as a down payment.	1.3932	0.06303	117	84	20	13
796	In your price range, this is the only house with wind power and a picket fence.	1.3931	0.05206	145	99	35	11
797	Decide soon. Timing is everything to get into one of these.	1.3931	0.05206	145	99	35	11
798	I know they all have something wrong with them, but this is the 18th one we've seen today and I'm running out of patience.	1.3929	0.05335	140	96	33	11
799	You enter by the rhythm method.	1.3926	0.05573	135	94	29	12
800	We'll just have to wait for the family on 7 to come through before we can take a look inside.	1.3925	0.06050	107	73	26	8
801	Energy costs are low, but healthcare can be a little high.	1.3925	0.05902	107	72	28	7
802	Is this on par with the other properties you’ve looked at?	1.3924	0.04737	158	105	44	9
803	It's not as quixotic as you think.	1.3923	0.05726	130	91	27	12
804	As requested... On a Fairway and under budget.	1.3920	0.05668	125	86	29	10
805	And you're eligible for a sub-par loan!	1.3920	0.05315	125	83	35	7
806	Yes, she’s such a sweet old lady. As a matter of fact, that shoe was my first listing.	1.3920	0.06000	125	89	23	13
807	500 years ago it was just a windmill. Now it’s considered a state of the art, sustainable, zero-energy eco-house.	1.3920	0.05781	125	87	27	11
808	There are three things that matter in buying property: rotation, rotation, rotation....	1.3920	0.06000	125	89	23	13
809	It's nice,but we were really looking for something with a water hazard view.	1.3920	0.05553	125	85	31	9
810	Then there's the cachet of being on the golf course.	1.3917	0.05952	120	84	25	11
811	Real estate is all about timing. The markets, the rates, the front door..	1.3917	0.05952	120	84	25	11
812	And it comes with a lifetime supply of stubby little pencils.	1.3917	0.05833	120	83	27	10
813	I like it, but I feel like the clown's mouth had a bigger green for the kids.	1.3917	0.05952	120	84	25	11
814	You won't find golf course real estate at a lower price.	1.3916	0.05439	143	100	30	13
815	What's it gonna take to putt you into this house?	1.3916	0.05617	143	102	26	15
816	The yard is perfect for puttering around.	1.3913	0.05674	138	98	26	14
817	People say the key to real estate is location, location, location, but in truth, it's timing, timing, timing, and this property proves it.	1.3913	0.05387	138	95	32	11
818	Well you do love to putter around the house, Bill.	1.3913	0.05884	115	79	27	9
819	This is a great retirement community if you love golf.	1.3913	0.05288	138	94	34	10
820	If you don’t like this one, there is a White House that may be coming on the market soon.	1.3910	0.05029	156	107	37	12
821	Despite the obstacles, the neighbors say they love green living.	1.3910	0.05529	133	92	30	11
822	Our security system stops thieves 30% of the time.	1.3910	0.05529	133	92	30	11
823	Yes, golf course membership is included with the lease	1.3910	0.05830	133	95	24	14
824	And after a while, you won't even hear the trains going by either.	1.3906	0.05572	128	88	30	10
825	It has central air, and a one ball garage.	1.3902	0.05845	123	86	26	11
826	It's hard to find another property on a par with this one.	1.3899	0.05119	159	111	34	14
827	I'd describe this unique home by two words, timing and opportunity.	1.3898	0.05520	118	79	32	7
828	And the school system is actually above par.	1.3898	0.05520	118	79	32	7
829	You can't beat this price for a home on the golf course.	1.3898	0.05777	118	81	28	9
830	Once you get the timing right, it's lovely inside.	1.3898	0.06022	118	83	24	11
831	If this doesn't interest you, we have a house of cards that's going for practically nothing while it's standing.	1.3897	0.05540	136	95	29	12
832	Now I have to ask. Does loud cursing offend you?	1.3897	0.05131	136	91	37	8
833	The previous owner mistimed exiting the front door, but fortunately landed on top of the miniature hospital on Hole #7."	1.3894	0.05954	113	78	26	9
834	Our listing said, "located on a beautiful 18-hole golf course." How's that fraud?	1.3894	0.06214	113	80	22	11
835	Central air...? In a way.	1.3894	0.05954	113	78	26	9
836	True, there is an easement issue.	1.3894	0.05683	113	76	30	7
837	I'm sorry, but 'a home for a mil, near a golf course' is what I heard you say!	1.3893	0.05480	131	90	31	10
838	And there is an upstairs room where you can let down your hair	1.3893	0.05893	131	94	23	14
839	In this market, timing is critical.	1.3889	0.05408	144	101	30	13
840	You're Miniature People...what did you expect?	1.3889	0.05131	144	98	36	10
841	This neighborhood has a fantastic school, and it’s only three holes away	1.3889	0.05743	126	88	27	11
842	This whole community is green.	1.3889	0.05282	126	84	35	7
843	It just came back on the market, now with a permanent restraining order against Mr. Quixote!	1.3889	0.05631	126	87	29	10
844	Up next is a par 3 with 2 bedrooms, 1 bathroom, and ample parking.	1.3889	0.05517	126	86	31	9
845	Yes, the neighborhood is a little busy; but that's par for the course...	1.3885	0.05258	139	95	34	10
846	It’s what we like to call a semi-gated community.	1.3884	0.06027	121	86	23	12
847	The trick is to start running for the doorway while the blade is covering it.	1.3884	0.05674	121	83	29	9
848	Green fees are included.	1.3882	0.05031	152	104	37	11
849	It's got two bathrooms; three, if you're not too picky.	1.3881	0.05495	134	93	30	11
850	This energy efficient Dutch colonial will pay for itself.	1.3879	0.05713	116	79	29	8
851	It’s a great place to putter around in.	1.3879	0.05580	116	78	31	7
852	It is the latest in green housing.	1.3879	0.06094	116	82	23	11
853	This one has everything you want: a wonderful view of the water, easy access to the golf course...but timing is critical.	1.3876	0.05537	129	89	30	10
854	Good price, great neighborhood you just have to time your entrance.	1.3876	0.05645	129	90	28	11
855	I have two words for you, "feng shui."	1.3874	0.06026	111	77	25	9
856	It's a steal. The previous owner got out at the wrong time.	1.3871	0.05918	124	88	24	12
857	And it's within walking distance of the Snack Bar.	1.3869	0.05206	137	93	35	9
858	Highly motivated seller, he's in the hospital.	1.3869	0.05308	137	94	33	10
859	You'd enjoy golf course living without the high green fees.	1.3869	0.04996	137	91	39	7
860	This is a very exclusive new development. There are only 18 custom-built homes.	1.3868	0.06226	106	74	23	9
861	We're calling it the home-in-one.	1.3867	0.05075	150	103	36	11
862	Turns out, the HOA had no rules against it	1.3866	0.06098	119	85	22	12
863	In this hot market, timing is everything, when to buy, when to get in and out of the front door.	1.3864	0.05446	132	91	31	10
864	'You're very observant madam, they do look like giant waffle fries.	1.3864	0.05552	132	92	29	11
865	I agree, you shouldn’t move in on a windy day.	1.3862	0.05103	145	99	36	10
866	Kids just love this place	1.3858	0.05595	127	88	29	10
867	The Windmill Par 4 has more space than the Clown Face Par 3 and none of the screaming children.	1.3857	0.05325	140	97	32	11
868	So how recently did you folks move to Lilliputtputt?	1.3857	0.05607	140	100	26	14
869	There is some 'through' traffic.	1.3857	0.05514	140	99	28	13
870	It's only a problem when it's windy!	1.3856	0.05256	153	108	31	14
871	Well yes, people have questioned the access issue before, but you're the first to mention the sinkhole and the elephant.	1.3852	0.05390	122	82	33	7
872	If you don’t get in now you’ll have to wait a full cycle	1.3852	0.05872	122	86	25	11
873	Do you have a sense of rhythm?	1.3852	0.05636	122	84	29	9
874	Believe me,Mr. and Mrs. Quixote,it's real.	1.3852	0.05636	122	84	29	9
875	The listing clearly states the house is situated on a golf course.	1.3852	0.05755	122	85	27	10
876	I can assure you, if you time your leaving, you won't have any trouble.	1.3852	0.05636	122	84	29	9
877	Just between us, the seller is very motivated.	1.3852	0.06098	122	88	21	13
878	You wanted something on a golf course, and this is definitely not your run of the mill house!	1.3852	0.05360	135	93	32	10
879	Two words...carbon offsets	1.3852	0.05150	135	91	36	8
880	Now, let's address the elephant in the neighborhood.	1.3852	0.06130	135	101	16	18
881	You’ll have a ball. Lots of them, actually.	1.3851	0.04938	148	100	39	9
882	You may want to stay home on windy days!	1.3846	0.05674	117	80	29	8
883	Just think of what you could get on Airbnb	1.3846	0.05519	143	102	27	14
884	I could show you a shoe, or I have 3 little pigs interested in selling	1.3846	0.05609	130	91	28	11
885	It's a par 3 but I think we can get you in.	1.3846	0.05802	117	81	27	9
886	Timing is a bit of an issue with this seller. I say we make an offer when the blade is in front of the door.	1.3846	0.05802	117	81	27	9
887	Listen, a property like this only comes around once a round.	1.3846	0.05607	143	103	25	15
888	As with all real estate here location, timing, location..	1.3846	0.05715	130	92	26	12
889	I shouldn't tell you this, but the owner is anxious to sell.	1.3846	0.05818	130	93	24	13
890	Surely you joust	1.3846	0.05818	130	93	24	13
891	Within the neighborhood, this place is about par for the course.	1.3841	0.04870	151	102	40	9
892	As advertised… overlooking the 3rd hole of a popular golfing destination.	1.3841	0.05135	151	105	34	12
893	On the plus side - zero solicitors	1.3841	0.05176	138	94	35	9
894	The owner’s relocating to Disneyland	1.3840	0.05302	125	84	34	7
895	This one is totally off the grid.	1.3840	0.05655	125	87	28	10
896	Add solar panels to the arms and you pretty much are the grid.	1.3836	0.05187	159	113	31	15
897	It is perfect if you like to putter around the house.	1.3836	0.05434	146	104	28	14
898	Yes indeed, buying a house on a golf course can be a great investment, but there are some risks.	1.3836	0.05347	146	103	30	13
899	The house comes with a beautiful view of the 9th hole.	1.3835	0.05198	133	90	35	8
900	Of course, your in-laws will need a good sense of timing.	1.3835	0.05413	133	92	31	10
901	Most people don't even make it this far.	1.3833	0.05698	120	83	28	9
902	Timing is very important, if you want to buy this place.	1.3833	0.05820	120	84	26	10
903	Trust me. 3.2 seconds is plenty of time to clear the doorway.	1.3830	0.05197	141	97	34	10
904	It's offered at a variable rate, depending on how the wind is blowing.	1.3830	0.05389	141	99	30	12
905	Trust me, if you like to putter around the house, you'll love living here	1.3828	0.05882	128	92	23	13
906	It's on par with other properties in the area and you've got great neighbors who are just a short drive from here.	1.3828	0.05334	128	87	33	8
907	Prepare to get blown away.	1.3828	0.05559	128	89	29	10
908	Yes, you may enter, but timing is critical.	1.3828	0.05559	128	89	29	10
909	The previous owner moved on after having several strokes.	1.3826	0.06124	115	82	22	11
910	Now,you've heard that timing is everything in real estate?	1.3826	0.05093	149	103	35	11
911	To get into a deal like this, your timing has to be perfect.	1.3824	0.05529	136	96	28	12
912	We felt this house was subpar	1.3824	0.05722	136	98	24	14
913	You said something on a golf course.	1.3824	0.05529	136	96	28	12
914	This is not exactly what we had in mind when we said we wanted to live on a golf course	1.3824	0.05119	136	92	36	8
915	The homes you saw at Pebble Beach and Augusta National are out of your price range, but I think we can get you into this energy efficient bungalow if we act now.	1.3821	0.06056	123	89	21	13
916	And if the ball doesn’t go in the hole, you’ll want to be upstairs.	1.3821	0.05832	123	87	25	11
917	I hear you like to putter around the house?	1.3821	0.05356	123	83	33	7
918	It comes with a crazy old man on horseback	1.3821	0.05945	123	88	23	12
919	True, you could be decapitated by the windmill or disappear in a sinkhole, but the public schools are great!	1.3821	0.05479	123	84	31	8
920	It's more affordable than the castle, without the worry of upkeep on the moat.	1.3821	0.05230	123	82	35	6
921	Well, sure, but if you time it right, this could be the home of your dreams.	1.3821	0.05479	123	84	31	8
922	This very affordable charmer is perfect for an agile young couple.	1.3819	0.04927	144	97	39	8
923	When buying real estate,timing is everything.	1.3819	0.05487	144	103	27	14
924	Besides the down payment you'll have to pass an agility test.	1.3818	0.05773	110	75	28	7
925	It's not actually a golf course community, but this is what's in your price range.	1.3817	0.05359	131	90	32	9
926	Look, only one in a dozen shots or so actually go through. But maybe keep your valuables on the second floor.	1.3817	0.05468	131	91	30	10
927	Actually, the LOWER your credit score the better.	1.3817	0.05679	131	93	26	12
928	It’s nothing to worry about once you get the timing down.	1.3817	0.05468	131	91	30	10
929	Real estate. It’s all about timing.	1.3817	0.05359	131	90	32	9
930	And there's plenty of room in the front yard, for puttering around.	1.3817	0.05136	131	88	36	7
931	So can I putt-putt you down as a maybe?	1.3817	0.05468	131	91	30	10
932	We had something a little different in mind when we said we wanted a wind powered home_Claudia Dezwick, Venetia,Pa	1.3814	0.06008	118	84	23	11
933	The best part is how it cuts down on door-to door salesmen!	1.3814	0.05762	118	82	27	9
934	You'll definitely want to go with the hazard insurance!	1.3814	0.05372	118	79	33	6
935	How many bedrooms?" "FORE!	1.3813	0.05246	139	96	33	10
936	As long as you can count to four no problem in getting getting in and out	1.3813	0.05441	139	98	29	12
937	Well technically the ad didn’t lie... the house is next to a golf course.	1.3813	0.04939	139	93	39	7
938	People like putting around this house.	1.3813	0.05146	139	95	35	9
939	Don't worry about the golf balls. Nobody ever gets through the windmill.	1.3810	0.05618	126	88	28	10
940	You'll like the open door plan.	1.3806	0.05685	134	96	25	13
941	The electricity is free, but there is a whooshing sound you have to get used to.	1.3806	0.05167	134	91	35	8
942	It's from Frank Lloyd Wright's early miniature golf period.	1.3806	0.05058	134	90	37	7
943	This home is sure to increase your reaction time and agility.	1.3806	0.05058	134	90	37	7
944	Did I mention it's in walking distance of a golf course?	1.3805	0.05666	113	77	29	7
945	There's nothing like a crosswind on a warm night.	1.3805	0.06070	113	80	23	10
946	Don't worry about it. Nobody gets the ball through.	1.3805	0.06325	113	82	19	12
947	When you get an opening like this, you take it.	1.3802	0.05660	121	84	28	9
948	Now remember folks, timing is everything!	1.3802	0.05780	121	85	26	10
949	It's a classic par 3 bedroom.	1.3800	0.04602	150	99	45	6
950	Timing is everything when entering the market and this house.	1.3798	0.05524	129	90	29	10
951	The only downside is you won’t be able to leave the house when it’s windy.	1.3798	0.05524	129	90	29	10
952	Of course green fees are included.	1.3798	0.05300	129	88	33	8
953	It’s a timed share: you can only move in every 5 minutes.	1.3798	0.05300	129	88	33	8
954	This is great honey. All you do is putter around the house.	1.3797	0.04886	158	109	38	11
955	Will you be going dutch on the sale?	1.3796	0.05495	137	97	28	12
956	You said you wanted a house with a picket fence that goes all around it.	1.3796	0.05194	137	94	34	9
957	It's a fixer upper, but it's nice if you like to putter around the house.	1.3796	0.05296	137	95	32	10
958	With the budget you provided, this is the only home we could find with a golf course.	1.3793	0.05455	145	104	27	14
959	Look, this is what it takes to live in the city on 40 grand a year.	1.3793	0.05289	116	77	34	5
960	Of course, you do get golf privileges.	1.3793	0.05955	116	82	24	10
961	As they say in real estate, “timing is everything”	1.3791	0.05328	153	110	28	15
962	On the plus side, the power bill is really low.	1.3791	0.05080	153	107	34	12
963	The front door has somewhat intermittent access	1.3791	0.04995	153	106	36	11
964	How fast are you?	1.3791	0.04448	153	100	48	5
965	Are you golfers?	1.3790	0.05679	124	87	27	10
966	Well, I'll be honest...the turnover's pretty high.	1.3790	0.05069	124	82	37	5
967	It works really well on insistent salesmen and Jehovah's Witnesses.	1.3790	0.05905	124	89	23	12
968	Your quixotic dream of living on a golf course is fulfilled.	1.3788	0.05643	132	94	26	12
969	Hazard insurance is a must.	1.3788	0.05643	132	94	26	12
970	It's a great place to relax and putter around the house.	1.3788	0.05327	132	91	32	9
971	It's a great yard for puttering around!	1.3786	0.04805	140	93	41	6
972	Yes, but think of how much you’ll save on your energy bills!	1.3786	0.05015	140	95	37	8
973	First time on acid for you folks?	1.3786	0.05216	140	97	33	10
974	You said you were looking for Dutch-contemporary.	1.3786	0.05015	140	95	37	8
975	If you move fast and your timing is right, I think you can get in on the ground floor for under a mill. And though I agree with you that the front yard pool is a bit small, it's par for the course in this neighborhood.	1.3784	0.05542	148	108	24	16
976	Are you ready to putt in an offer?	1.3784	0.06145	111	79	22	10
977	If you time it right, I think you'll be in.	1.3780	0.04838	164	114	38	12
978	Sign on the dotted line with this really small pencil.”	1.3780	0.05693	127	90	26	11
979	If you like it, we need to get in fast; it's all about timing for this house.	1.3780	0.05801	127	91	24	12
980	The home offers close access to recreational facilities.	1.3780	0.05235	127	86	34	7
981	It's an Escher.	1.3780	0.05115	127	85	36	6
982	This next property is a much more affordable par 2	1.3780	0.05801	127	91	24	12
983	It’s really not that bad if you time it right.	1.3780	0.05353	127	87	32	8
984	But everyone dreams of living on a golf course.	1.3780	0.05801	127	91	24	12
985	The housing market is really all about timing.	1.3780	0.04991	127	84	38	5
986	The owner is a little old lady who's selling so she can downsize to a Shoe.	1.3776	0.05138	143	99	34	10
987	With this one, you pay a little more to be right on the green.	1.3776	0.05138	143	99	34	10
988	I suggest you try to always use the side door.	1.3776	0.05041	143	98	36	9
989	The hole in the front yard takes to directly to the pool in the back!	1.3775	0.05294	151	108	29	14
990	I can assure you that this one is above par	1.3774	0.05254	159	115	28	16
991	No problem! There’ s an app for your smart phone that tells you when you can go in and out the door.	1.3774	0.05437	106	70	32	4
992	It's a fourclosure.	1.3772	0.06279	114	83	19	12
993	You’re in luck. Finding a Dutch Colonial in this neighbourhood is a hole in one.	1.3772	0.06026	114	81	23	10
994	We can add a water hazard for an additional 10K.	1.3772	0.05896	114	80	25	9
995	Your grandchildren will love it!	1.3770	0.05375	122	83	32	7
996	And it comes with a garden to putter around in.	1.3769	0.05153	130	88	35	7
997	Aside from the occasional giant golf ball, this neighborhood is ideal.	1.3769	0.05702	130	93	25	12
998	It's all about the timing.	1.3769	0.05267	130	89	33	8
999	The secret is to anticipate	1.3769	0.05153	130	88	35	7
1000	Really, it's a great house; only a few balls make it through each day.	1.3769	0.05380	130	90	31	9
1001	The only thing is ... we don’t recommend that you ever come home drunk.	1.3767	0.05156	146	102	33	11
1002	To be honest, the Home Owners' Association is a little idiosyncratic.	1.3762	0.06426	101	72	20	9
1003	I know, but around here, it's par for the course.	1.3760	0.05287	125	85	33	7
1004	A bathroom fan? The owners didn't think that was necessary.	1.3760	0.05755	125	89	25	11
1005	It's a terrific starter hole.	1.3760	0.05164	125	84	35	6
1006	I know it's a bit more than you wanted to spend, but that's because it's so close to a golf course.	1.3760	0.05287	125	85	33	7
1007	It comes with a fantastic view of the first hole	1.3760	0.05037	125	83	37	5
1008	OK, it's not actually off the grid, but it beats the hell out of that waterfall on 18.	1.3760	0.05866	125	90	23	12
1009	...not to mention the view of the lighthouse!	1.3760	0.05641	125	88	27	10
1010	It's a great place to wind down	1.3760	0.05287	125	85	33	7
1011	Yes it's a fixer-upper. Hope you like to putter around.	1.3759	0.05401	133	93	30	10
1012	No, it's definitely not your run-of-the-mill entrance...	1.3759	0.05185	133	91	34	8
1013	. . . And did I mention this one is on the golf course.	1.3759	0.05505	133	94	28	11
1014	Folks, I'll need you to keep an open mind on this one.	1.3759	0.05505	133	94	28	11
1015	This neighborhoods above par.	1.3759	0.05377	141	100	29	12
1016	What can I do to get you into this house?	1.3759	0.05185	141	98	33	10
1017	Honey, I know you said that after you retired your dream was live in a house by a golf course, but this isn't quite what I had imagined.	1.3759	0.04986	141	96	37	8
1018	Again, I apologize for not noticing the 20 x 1 scale notation on the blueprints...	1.3759	0.05087	141	97	35	9
1019	I think you'll find that sub par is a postitive description when discussing properties in this neighborhood	1.3759	0.05562	141	102	25	14
1020	Actually, we were thinking something in a Mid Century Clown's Mouth.	1.3758	0.05378	157	115	25	17
1021	If we want to get you into this house, timing will be the most important thing.	1.3750	0.06042	120	87	21	12
1022	It’s the Mar-a-Lago of tiny homes!	1.3750	0.05869	128	93	22	13
1023	In this hot market, timing is everything.	1.3750	0.06099	112	80	22	10
1024	You can come and go every 2-5 seconds	1.3750	0.05315	136	95	31	10
1025	And the church is on the very next hole.	1.3750	0.05400	112	75	32	5
1026	Zillow rates it at Par 3, but down the road when you go to sell, trust me, it'll be no less than a 4.	1.3750	0.05434	128	89	30	9
1027	Real estate 101 - Rotation, rotation, rotation.	1.3750	0.05417	136	96	29	11
1028	The plusses include wind energy and a low criminal break-in rate.	1.3750	0.05683	120	84	27	9
1029	We don't recommend flipping these properties, but yes, they do rotate.	1.3750	0.06157	120	88	19	13
1030	Much less maintenance than gingerbread.	1.3750	0.06230	112	81	20	11
1031	I’ve got something a little less ostentatious over on 18 if you’d like...	1.3750	0.05614	136	98	25	13
1032	Well, yes, it can be a bit of a challenge to get in and out on windy days.	1.3750	0.05564	144	105	24	15
1033	Just wait until you see the water feature.	1.3750	0.04923	152	105	37	10
1034	You did tell me you wanted to putter around in the yard, correct....?	1.3750	0.05387	144	103	28	13
1035	Actually, missing a payment is a two-stroke penalty.	1.3750	0.05559	120	83	29	8
1036	Can't beat the location, and-, 5-4-3-2-1, ok, let's go inside.	1.3741	0.05127	147	103	33	11
1037	We're not your typical retirement community on a golf course.	1.3741	0.04942	147	101	37	9
1038	It's a great place to unwind.	1.3740	0.05122	131	89	35	7
1039	As they say, “timing is everything”!	1.3740	0.05455	131	92	29	10
1040	I’ll show you the inside as soon as the next group plays through	1.3740	0.05455	131	92	29	10
1041	Well, if you love golf, you're going to love this place. We'll just go in one at at time ok?	1.3740	0.05769	131	95	23	13
1042	No electric bill and no Jehovah's Witnesses.	1.3740	0.06043	123	90	20	13
1043	It's a great house for someone that likes to putter around.	1.3740	0.05702	123	87	26	10
1044	The house may not have air conditioning, but check out the fan.	1.3740	0.05340	123	84	32	7
1045	It’s a two bed, two bath, with a fore car garage	1.3740	0.06152	123	91	18	14
1046	Now, tell me how can I putt you into this home?	1.3739	0.06109	115	83	21	11
1047	If our neo-Dutch Revivalist isn’t to your liking, we also have a giant clown head on 18.	1.3738	0.06302	107	77	20	10
1048	...and best of all, it's just a short put from all the good schools in the area!	1.3738	0.06016	107	75	24	8
1049	I've got another in this neighborhood we can look at. How do you feel about clowns?	1.3732	0.05346	142	101	29	12
1050	Air BNB advises to just count to 5 and run in between the blades	1.3732	0.05530	142	103	25	14
1051	The next one will sweep you off your feet.	1.3732	0.05252	142	100	31	11
1052	Rare chance to really live right on the golf course!	1.3732	0.05058	142	98	35	9
1053	The weather is great except for the occasional golf-ball-size hail.	1.3732	0.05252	142	100	31	11
1054	It's new. If our timing is right, I can get you in on the ground floor.	1.3731	0.05573	134	96	26	12
1055	The last occupant died of a mini-stroke.	1.3731	0.05471	134	95	28	11
1056	Unfortunately the previous owner is deceased . He lost his sense of timing	1.3731	0.05471	134	95	28	11
1057	Think of your bragging rights , this is the toughest hole on the course.	1.3730	0.05490	126	88	29	9
1058	It's a great starter hole for a couple with your budget.	1.3730	0.05373	126	87	31	8
1059	I know you are looking for a house with solar, but keep an open mind, this one has wind and geothermal.	1.3730	0.05490	126	88	29	9
1060	You said you wanted to downsize, go carbon-free, and host the grand kids, right?	1.3730	0.05716	126	90	25	11
1061	It comes completely furnished and includes green fees.	1.3730	0.05373	126	87	31	8
1062	One highlight is the novel front door security system!	1.3730	0.05373	126	87	31	8
1063	Now I know you asked for something near a golf course...	1.3729	0.05747	118	83	26	9
1064	We said Cape Cod, not Dutch colonial.	1.3729	0.05871	118	84	24	10
1065	You have two more wishes.	1.3729	0.05993	118	85	22	11
1066	The little old lady who lives in a shoe is your neighbor.	1.3727	0.05899	110	77	25	8
1067	We also have a lighthouse and a loop-de-loop I could show you.	1.3723	0.05384	137	97	29	11
1068	It's a golfing community with 18 available units.	1.3723	0.05284	137	96	31	10
1069	This place is not as easy as it looks.	1.3723	0.04749	137	91	41	5
1070	As you can see, the home sits beautifully overlooking the 16th hole.	1.3723	0.05769	137	101	21	15
1071	Actually, hazards are par for the course in this neighborhood.	1.3723	0.05284	137	96	31	10
1072	Just stand on the dot and sprint to the doorway as soon as one blade clears.	1.3723	0.05580	137	99	25	13
1073	The Quixote family has owned it for generations, which means there's no wear and tear.	1.3721	0.05286	129	89	32	8
1074	Yes, his departure WAS rather sudden. Let's just say the previous owner couldn't figure out which way the wind was blowing! Gabeesh?!	1.3721	0.05510	129	91	28	10
1075	Green carpets, green energy, and no greens fees!	1.3721	0.05399	129	90	30	9
1076	Resale value? Just walk out the door and you’re on the golf course!	1.3721	0.05831	129	94	22	13
1077	Now, let's talk about the elephant in the yard.	1.3721	0.05170	129	88	34	7
1078	And the yard is great to putter around in.	1.3721	0.05052	129	87	36	6
1079	By law, I must inform you of the children’s parties	1.3719	0.05765	121	86	25	10
1080	As owners, you'd get to keep all the balls.	1.3719	0.06000	121	88	21	12
1081	Sure, leaving the house requires lightning reflexes and exquisite timing, but on the plus side, it IS right on the golf course...	1.3717	0.05787	113	79	26	8
1082	The past tenant paid his mortgage by selling balls back to the course.	1.3716	0.04915	148	102	37	9
1083	It may not be what you had in mind, but it's definitely above par for the neighborhood.	1.3712	0.05203	132	91	33	8
1084	I think you'll find it well priced considering it's on a golf course.	1.3712	0.05313	132	92	31	9
1085	Of course in this market your timing has to be just right.	1.3712	0.05832	132	97	21	14
1086	It's Dutch Colonial, of course, and the electric bills are practically nothing!	1.3712	0.05091	132	90	35	7
1087	And yes, it is carbon neutral.	1.3709	0.05027	151	106	34	11
1088	The timing is right to get into this one.	1.3704	0.05123	135	93	34	8
1089	Good news. Hardly anyone has been through so far.	1.3704	0.05230	135	94	32	9
1090	It’s equipped with a wind powered security system	1.3704	0.05335	135	95	30	10
1091	In your price range, I'm afraid this is the closest we can come to your living on a fareway.	1.3704	0.05437	135	96	28	11
1092	Wind-powered, this is for the family that wants to live green.	1.3701	0.05220	127	87	33	7
1093	I guarantee that “Dutch Modern Sustainable” will become the new American dream house.	1.3701	0.05679	127	91	25	11
1094	You said you wanted a place that was right on the 18th hole.	1.3701	0.05679	127	91	25	11
1095	I know you two like to putter around the house, so I think this place will be a perfect fit.	1.3701	0.05099	127	86	35	6
1096	And best of all, you don't have to worry about door-to-door solicitations.	1.3701	0.05220	127	87	33	7
1097	The sellers are highly motivated to sell under par.	1.3701	0.05099	127	86	35	6
1098	It’s a nice little extra...you can grind your own wheat	1.3701	0.05568	127	90	27	10
1099	Yeah, a little pricey for a par 2, but I also have a lovely par 3 church.	1.3701	0.05220	127	87	33	7
1100	Solar panels are overrated.	1.3700	0.05972	100	69	25	6
1101	So.. what's the price without the windmill?	1.3699	0.05144	146	103	32	11
1102	I’m not gonna lie to ya: it gets drafty in the winter, spring, summer, and fall.	1.3699	0.05144	146	103	32	11
1103	I’m sure I can find a small pencil somewhere around here, just sign on the dotted line and it’s all yours.	1.3699	0.05235	146	104	30	12
1104	You mentioned Dutch architecture and giant golf course. Two birdie's with one stone, eh?"	1.3697	0.06186	119	88	18	13
1105	It marries the tiny house concept with golf course amenities, and even features green energy as a bonus!	1.3697	0.05830	119	85	24	10
1106	Weren’t you the folks that wanted to be on a golf course?	1.3697	0.05707	119	84	26	9
1107	On the plus side, it's completely energy efficient.	1.3697	0.05707	119	84	26	9
1108	Did you find the place alright?	1.3696	0.04941	138	94	37	7
1109	There’s no points on the mortgage, but there will be a one stroke penalty if your monthly payment is late.	1.3696	0.05352	138	98	29	11
1110	The house is perfect for people that like to putter around.	1.3696	0.05450	138	99	27	12
1111	The neighborhood is very kid friendly.	1.3696	0.04722	138	92	41	5
1112	...and the best feature is it fronts on a golf course.	1.3694	0.06261	111	81	19	11
1113	So, would you like to take it for a spin?	1.3692	0.05365	130	91	30	9
1114	It's a great location, and hardly anyone makes that putt.	1.3691	0.04980	149	104	35	10
1115	The window is closing fast	1.3689	0.05843	122	88	23	11
1116	Our whale's mouth model is another great option.	1.3689	0.05843	122	88	23	11
1117	I must disclose the strong wind advisory	1.3689	0.05359	122	84	31	7
1118	It needs some improvements, but that's par for the course.	1.3688	0.04973	141	97	36	8
1119	Think of it as a house to putter around in.	1.3688	0.04973	141	97	36	8
1120	I should tell you the last occupant died in a water hazard.	1.3688	0.05270	141	100	30	11
1121	And this one is right on the green.	1.3684	0.05280	133	93	31	9
1122	Now there are some reciprocal easements you should know about....	1.3684	0.05387	133	94	29	10
1123	Don’t worry, the golf ball hardly ever makes it through.	1.3684	0.05280	133	93	31	9
1124	I suggest you take it for a spin.	1.3684	0.05280	133	93	31	9
1125	I love the big windows and natural light, but I think the lighthouse is more in our budget.	1.3684	0.05387	133	94	29	10
1126	You have to wait for it! wait for it! wait for it! . And then run like hell ! You’ll get use to it !	1.3684	0.05492	133	95	27	11
1127	Picture yourself puttering around this place.	1.3681	0.05001	144	100	35	9
1128	I've spoken to the owners, and they're willing to throw in the clubs, too.	1.3680	0.05627	125	89	26	10
1129	I think you'll find the neighborhood above par	1.3680	0.05740	125	90	24	11
1130	Maintenance is a breeze.	1.3677	0.04845	155	108	37	10
1131	I also have 17 more different models for you to choose from.	1.3676	0.05698	136	100	22	14
1132	Not to worry. The golf ball only gets through every twenty strokes.	1.3675	0.05642	117	82	27	8
1133	I do have one Clown's Mouth model available.	1.3675	0.05897	117	84	23	10
1134	I guarantee you'll have a ball living here.	1.3672	0.05532	128	91	27	10
1135	So, I know a door was on your list, but I think I can get them to lower the price.	1.3672	0.05305	128	89	31	8
1136	Could I interest you in a lighthouse?	1.3672	0.05187	128	88	33	7
1137	With a market like this, it's all about timing.	1.3672	0.05305	128	89	31	8
1138	Don't ever leave the house in a rush.	1.3669	0.05120	139	97	33	9
1139	A great place to live! Timing is everything!	1.3669	0.04912	139	95	37	7
1140	"We'd recommend the back door for slower guests, especially when the fall breezes kick up"	1.3669	0.05417	139	100	27	12
1141	And there's a school nearby, just through the alligator's mouth.	1.3667	0.05302	150	109	27	14
1142	It's just like miniature golf but the stakes are higher.	1.3667	0.05909	120	87	22	11
1143	It's listed as a par 3 but the comps run closer to 4.	1.3665	0.04801	161	113	37	11
1144	It's all about timing.	1.3664	0.05653	131	95	24	12
1145	If you're willing to stretch, we can look at some par-4s.	1.3664	0.05332	131	92	30	9
1146	I guarantee you'll have a ball in this house.	1.3664	0.05755	131	96	22	13
1147	The asking price, Mr and Mrs Jones, is well below par".	1.3664	0.05548	131	94	26	11
1148	Golf course view, low maintenance, fun neighborhood- I really think this property checks all the boxes!	1.3662	0.04945	142	98	36	8
1149	It's priced to move and, trust me, you'll have a ball in this house!	1.3661	0.05672	112	78	27	7
1150	How about your kids, do they love running as well?	1.3659	0.05687	123	88	25	10
1151	I thought you said you wanted to live on golf course.	1.3659	0.05448	123	86	29	8
1152	No utility bill, it's a wind-wind deal	1.3659	0.05569	123	87	27	9
1153	It's the perfect location to putter around the house.	1.3659	0.06029	123	91	19	13
1154	It grinds your coffee and provides 50% of your electricity we got a deal?	1.3657	0.05248	134	94	31	9
1155	The sellers are downsizing to the clown's mouth	1.3655	0.04973	145	101	35	9
1156	I forgot to ask -- do you play golf?	1.3654	0.04905	156	110	35	11
1157	I know it’s a little out of your driving range...	1.3652	0.05430	115	79	30	6
1158	So, should I get the ball rolling on this?	1.3651	0.05357	126	88	30	8
1159	...and this place is perfect for puttering around the house.	1.3651	0.05589	126	90	26	10
1160	At this price where else are you going to find three bedrooms with a view all in a gated community right on the course?	1.3651	0.05475	126	89	28	9
1161	A hole-in-one gets you free electricity for a year.	1.3651	0.05357	126	88	30	8
1162	It's actually harder leaving than entering.	1.3651	0.05702	126	91	24	11
1163	Yes, in this price range, thats par for the course.	1.3650	0.05270	137	97	30	10
1164	According to Zillow this place is a rating of Par 4	1.3650	0.05167	137	96	32	9
1165	It's literally right on the course.	1.3649	0.05087	148	105	32	11
1166	I'm telling you, after a couple weeks you won't even notice	1.3644	0.05855	118	85	23	10
1167	Yes, the place is wheelchair accessible, as long as you have it synchronized.	1.3644	0.05602	118	83	27	8
1168	It’s our premium property. A putting green in the front yard, and absolutely no need for central air.	1.3644	0.05059	118	79	35	4
1169	Very reasonably priced and it’ll do wonders for your sense of timing.	1.3644	0.05730	118	84	25	9
1170	Timing is everything in real estate, and I want to bring you into this home at just the right moment.	1.3643	0.05712	129	94	23	12
1171	Welcome to Lilliputt.	1.3643	0.05155	129	89	33	7
1172	Actually, no-one discusses the elephant in the neighborhood.	1.3643	0.05271	129	90	31	8
1173	I told you it was located right on a golf course.	1.3643	0.05385	129	91	29	9
1174	Solar panels are so yesterday. Wind power is the future	1.3643	0.05090	140	98	33	9
1175	It's a steal at that price, but there are two hazards if either of you is a sleepwalker.	1.3643	0.05288	140	100	29	11
1176	Timing is everything folks.	1.3643	0.05288	140	100	29	11
1177	I also have a castle I can show you.	1.3642	0.04926	151	106	35	10
1178	Have I mentioned the unique selling point?	1.3636	0.05629	121	86	26	9
1179	It’s got European charm, country quiet, and none of the problems of Pirate Cove.	1.3636	0.05407	132	94	28	10
1180	If this is not working for you I can show you a lovely clown head that just came on the market.	1.3636	0.05209	143	102	30	11
1181	And there are strict association rules	1.3636	0.05819	132	98	20	14
1182	It's a semi-gated community with just a few water hazards.	1.3636	0.05188	132	92	32	8
1183	The best part, it slices, dices, and filets your solicitors	1.3636	0.05512	132	95	26	11
1184	Of course, novelty architecture is tricky to get into.	1.3636	0.05016	143	100	34	9
1185	And not just energy savings, you'll never have to mow the lawn again.	1.3636	0.05298	132	93	30	9
1186	It’s early Dutch.	1.3636	0.05076	132	91	34	7
1187	How's your sense of timing?	1.3636	0.05629	121	86	26	9
1188	The last couple to live here didn’t quite get the timing right.	1.3636	0.04842	132	89	38	5
1189	This house will sweep you right off your feet!	1.3636	0.05302	143	103	28	12
1190	I know you like the Castle, but the Windmill's fun factor is so much greater.	1.3630	0.04750	146	100	39	7
1191	It’ s great for someone who likes to putter around the house!	1.3630	0.05313	146	106	27	13
1192	Maybe you’d like The Gingerbread House better?	1.3630	0.04999	135	93	35	7
1193	There are three things I keep my eye out for: location, location, location, mostly of balls.	1.3630	0.04999	135	93	35	7
1194	You get a front door a quarter of the time.	1.3630	0.05321	135	96	29	10
1195	Look, you said you wanted a house on a golf course..."	1.3630	0.04773	135	91	39	5
1196	The incessant ‘whoosh, whoosh’ is actually quite soothing. Just be vigilant when entering and exiting.	1.3630	0.05321	135	96	29	10
1197	I promise you the price of this one is on par with the rest of the neighborhood.	1.3630	0.05424	135	97	27	11
1198	Sure, I have other properties but none as challenging.	1.3630	0.04999	135	93	35	7
1199	You seem like a couple of people with really good timing...	1.3629	0.05649	124	89	25	10
1200	It’s super-charming, and you simply cannot get closer to the golf course	1.3629	0.05649	124	89	25	10
1201	Make sure the area between the front and back doors is kept clear.	1.3629	0.05164	124	85	33	6
1202	My client would like to play through.	1.3629	0.05532	124	88	27	9
1203	Do either of you golf?	1.3624	0.04968	149	105	34	10
1204	Or would you prefer the more traditional clown’s mouth entrance?	1.3623	0.05137	138	97	32	9
1205	Fairway views in your price range don't come without a few trade-offs."	1.3623	0.04926	138	95	36	7
1206	Just use the back door and you'll be fine.	1.3623	0.04926	138	95	36	7
1207	It's golf course frontage on a Lilliputian budget.	1.3622	0.05439	127	90	28	9
1208	With this one, it's all about the timing.	1.3622	0.05553	127	91	26	10
1209	You’ll find this home very energy efficient	1.3622	0.05083	127	87	34	6
1210	Your cats will love it.	1.3622	0.05881	127	94	20	13
1211	Do you golf?	1.3622	0.05553	127	91	26	10
1212	I would advise timing your exits. The previous tenant landed in Sweden.	1.3621	0.05664	116	82	26	8
1213	I suggest you get flood, fire, and golf ball insurance.	1.3617	0.05160	141	100	31	10
1214	The asking price is ten million tickets.	1.3617	0.05446	141	103	25	13
1215	It makes as much sense as anything else these days.	1.3615	0.05461	130	93	27	10
1216	It will turn quickly.	1.3615	0.05350	130	92	29	9
1217	You’ll love the open floor plan, but you’ve gotta be fast in and out!	1.3615	0.05238	130	91	31	8
1218	you'll save a bundle on your electric bill in the summer.	1.3613	0.05025	119	80	35	4
1219	The asking price is on Par with similar places in this neighborhood.	1.3613	0.05563	119	84	27	8
1220	Open floor plan, maintenance-free fenced-in yard, and the commuters are, at worst, heavy foot traffic.	1.3613	0.05434	119	83	29	7
1221	We're lucky to have found something this size on your budget.	1.3613	0.05165	119	81	33	5
1222	This house is really cool.	1.3611	0.05363	144	105	26	13
1223	Are you kidding, if you got to keep the balls I would have bought the place.	1.3611	0.05179	144	103	30	11
1224	If not to your taste, I also have a giant clown's mouth up the street.	1.3609	0.05373	133	95	28	10
1225	Our last tenent walked in his sleep.	1.3609	0.05682	133	98	22	13
1226	Most folks who buy this model tend to be fairly agile.	1.3609	0.04930	133	91	36	6
1227	But in real estate timing is everything.	1.3609	0.05156	133	93	32	8
1228	Have I mentioned the easement?	1.3609	0.05373	133	95	28	10
1229	And don't forget, there's a great school on the fifth hole.	1.3607	0.05214	122	84	32	6
1230	You mentioned solar panels before, and well, I think you’re gonna love this.	1.3607	0.05214	122	84	32	6
1231	This is the only par 5 on the market	1.3607	0.05590	122	87	26	9
1232	1t has 144 square ft. on the main floor, it's on a golf course, and, oh, watch your head.	1.3607	0.05342	122	85	30	7
1233	Thrill seekers can set it for FIFTY revolutions per minute!	1.3605	0.05194	147	106	29	12
1234	I've also got some lovely properties on the front 9.	1.3604	0.06110	111	81	20	10
1235	There is that, but on the other hand your electric bill will be very low and you will have lots of fresh flour.	1.3604	0.05975	111	80	22	9
1236	You do need to schedule your exits a bit	1.3604	0.05694	111	78	26	7
1237	And best of all, the school district is ranked sub-par.	1.3603	0.05390	136	98	27	11
1238	The neighbors are generally nice, but the guy at the end of the block is a real clown.	1.3603	0.05685	136	101	21	14
1239	It's 2 bedroom, 2 bath, and 2 par	1.3603	0.04970	136	94	35	7
1240	We call it the heads up house	1.3600	0.05376	125	88	29	8
1241	As you can imagine, there are pros and cons to golf course living.	1.3600	0.06439	100	73	18	9
1242	Don’t worry, they are used to low ball offers.	1.3600	0.05131	125	86	33	6
1243	What will it take to putt putt you in this house?	1.3600	0.05836	125	92	21	12
1244	It's a fine example of pre-industrial air conditioning.	1.3596	0.05590	114	80	27	7
1245	Your offer is about on par.	1.3594	0.05289	128	90	30	8
1246	It's a unique opportunity to live within the golf course instead of just nearby	1.3594	0.05404	128	91	28	9
1247	Noise? What noise?	1.3594	0.05404	128	91	28	9
1248	Good news its discounted , bad news, when you hear the swish sound you have 3 seconds to enter or exit.	1.3592	0.04931	142	99	35	8
1249	You have to make up you mind now - there is another interested party about to tee off.	1.3592	0.05031	142	100	33	9
1250	Before we go inside, I’ll need you to sign this liability waiver using a tiny, unsharpened pencil.	1.3590	0.06004	117	86	20	11
1251	So it’s a choice between this one or the clown’s mouth colonial?	1.3590	0.05753	117	84	24	9
1252	You wanted a dream home on a golf course, what do you think?	1.3590	0.05880	117	85	22	10
1253	This is the perfect home for a family of fore.	1.3590	0.05880	117	85	22	10
1254	The good news is you don't have intruders on a windy day.	1.3590	0.05624	117	83	26	8
1255	Entering the front door is all in the timing.	1.3590	0.05073	117	79	34	4
1256	In golf as in real-estate, timing is everything.”	1.3590	0.05753	117	84	24	9
1257	Mr and Mrs Quixote, your dream home awaits.	1.3588	0.05091	131	91	33	7
1258	It's a buyer's market. If you time it right you won't end up in the hole."	1.3588	0.05317	131	93	29	9
1259	You are the first people to notice the hole in the back yard.	1.3588	0.04974	131	90	35	6
1260	All the lawns are AstroTurf, that's par for the course these days.	1.3585	0.04828	159	113	35	11
1261	Everything seems to be in order, now how's your sense of timing.	1.3583	0.06011	120	89	19	12
1262	With this house you do have to deal with the occasional odd ball coming in, but that is just life these days.	1.3583	0.05650	120	86	25	9
1263	Okay, you're probably asking why is the hole in FRONT of the windmill...	1.3583	0.05265	120	83	31	6
1264	The elephant is not in the room, sir. He is in the backyard.	1.3583	0.05773	120	87	23	10
1265	Minor problem; timing your exits	1.3582	0.05339	134	96	28	10
1266	With four revolving white picket fences, this beauty won't be on the market for very long.	1.3582	0.05545	134	98	24	12
1267	Yes, this is especially known as a 'kid-friendly neighborhood'	1.3582	0.05125	134	94	32	8
1268	In this market, your timing has to be juuust right.	1.3582	0.05545	134	98	24	12
1269	You'll love the in-home renewable energy and free golf balls.	1.3582	0.05233	134	95	30	9
1270	Sure it's risky, but renewable energy is the future.	1.3582	0.05233	134	95	30	9
1271	Of course, the hole location is negotiable.	1.3581	0.04890	148	104	35	9
1272	The closest grocery store is three holes over.	1.3581	0.04795	148	103	37	8
1273	Welcome to the most unique Airbnb in the city!	1.3577	0.05307	123	86	30	7
1274	Me. Quixote will see you now.	1.3577	0.05787	123	90	22	11
1275	Energy self-sufficiency, low-maintenance lawn, and a surprisingly fun neighborhood.	1.3577	0.05307	123	86	30	7
1276	The good news is that your electricity won't go out during a windstorm. The bad news is that you won't,either	1.3577	0.06013	123	92	18	13
1277	A light breeze will recharge your Tesla.	1.3577	0.05153	137	97	31	9
1278	The home security system is a bit unusual but effective.	1.3577	0.04603	137	92	41	4
1279	It has a faster speed, for religious solicitors!	1.3577	0.05837	137	104	17	16
1280	In this market, it’s all about timing.	1.3577	0.05256	137	98	29	10
1281	It's a huge kid friendly neighborhood.	1.3577	0.05256	137	98	29	10
1282	The clown next door never shuts his mouth.	1.3577	0.05357	137	99	27	11
1283	Built-in 24/7 security--and fresh-ground flour. What's not to like?	1.3576	0.04823	151	106	36	9
1284	I think you're timing's gonna be just right to get into this little starter.	1.3571	0.05221	126	88	31	7
1285	We should make an offer before the next foresome plays through.	1.3571	0.05076	140	99	32	9
1286	It's a nice little place where you can putter around.	1.3571	0.05466	140	103	24	13
1287	This one here is more eco-friendly, but the clowns mouth has a much nicer kitchen.	1.3571	0.05930	112	81	22	9
1288	The previous tenant moved on, after six strokes.	1.3571	0.05466	140	103	24	13
1289	But on the plus side: no lawn care.	1.3571	0.05076	140	99	32	9
1290	Trust me, it’s a home in one	1.3571	0.04763	140	96	38	6
1291	And, you will love your electric bill!	1.3571	0.05341	126	89	29	8
1292	And it's only a short drive to the water!	1.3571	0.05686	126	92	23	11
1293	Well, I could show you seventeen more properties, but honestly they're holes too.	1.3571	0.06195	112	83	18	11
1294	But you said you were looking for a house on a golf course.	1.3566	0.04801	143	99	37	7
1295	I hate to say I told you so, but the name on the wall did say Putt-Putt Acres.	1.3566	0.05100	143	102	31	10
1296	It's the quietest street in the neighborhood. Hardly anyone ever makes it.	1.3566	0.04698	143	98	39	6
1297	Perfect for someone who wants to putter around the house.	1.3566	0.05002	143	101	33	9
1298	So, it's a little tricky getting into the house, but you get as many chances as you need.	1.3566	0.04592	143	97	41	5
1299	Well,at least it's on a golf course	1.3566	0.04903	143	100	35	8
1300	I think the Gingerbread House might fit your tastes better.	1.3566	0.05255	129	91	30	8
1301	There's a lot of room to putz around	1.3566	0.05369	129	92	28	9
1302	Keep in mind, it is a seller’s market.	1.3565	0.05268	115	79	31	5
1303	Best to stay indoors on windy days	1.3562	0.05389	146	108	24	14
1304	And its the only property on the course with an alternative energy system.	1.3562	0.04835	146	102	36	8
1305	You just have to time your entrance	1.3562	0.05211	146	106	28	12
1306	Well, no, there's no DOOR. But it does stop roughly two-thirds of golf balls that attempt to enter.	1.3561	0.04825	132	90	37	5
1307	Now let’s address the elephant in the room	1.3561	0.05602	132	97	23	12
1308	If you don't like your caller....take your time answering the door	1.3561	0.05392	132	95	27	10
1309	Sure solar is hot these days, but this is time tested technology.	1.3559	0.05584	118	84	26	8
1310	It has great cross-ventilation, and waterfall views from every room.	1.3559	0.05318	118	82	30	6
1311	So... your husband was telling me your mother is in a wheelchair.	1.3556	0.05511	135	99	24	12
1312	This model features an open floor plan and central air conditioning.	1.3556	0.05201	135	96	30	9
1313	Forget solar. RetroWind Estates is the way to go!	1.3556	0.05409	135	98	26	11
1314	The Holland features keyless entry, utilizing a state-of-the-art timing pattern.	1.3556	0.05409	135	98	26	11
1315	Good news! The owners are tilting towards your offer.	1.3556	0.04984	135	94	34	7
1316	It's a lovely par 3 with a European flair and a fantastic view of the lighthouse.	1.3556	0.05511	135	99	24	12
1317	Manicured lawn.Pool out the front door.Continuous air flow throughout the House. What's not to like?	1.3556	0.04757	135	92	38	5
1318	And you'll find that the asking price is par for the course.	1.3556	0.05201	135	96	30	9
1319	You're in easy putting distance to great local schools and houses of worship.	1.3554	0.05230	121	84	31	6
1320	What do you say we get the ball rolling on this one?	1.3554	0.05611	121	87	25	9
1321	It’s great exercise, and folks usually miss the door.	1.3554	0.05487	121	86	27	8
1322	This house just came onto the market. Your timing is impeccable. As it must be with this property.	1.3554	0.05852	121	89	21	11
1323	'You know that golf course property always appreciates in value.'	1.3551	0.05224	138	99	29	10
1324	``Step this way,and you'll be able to inspect the rooftop momentarily.''	1.3551	0.05224	138	99	29	10
1325	Tulips included.	1.3551	0.05520	138	102	23	13
1326	Before 10 am, you can putter around the yard as much as you like.	1.3551	0.05018	138	97	33	8
1327	The real estate market is all about timing.	1.3551	0.05520	138	102	23	13
1328	Only one of us can enter at a time	1.3548	0.05146	124	86	32	6
1329	You stipulated off-the-grid, close to church and near the zoo. Looks like a no-brainer to me.	1.3548	0.05515	124	89	26	9
1330	The seller is motivated and willing to throw in some wooden shoes...	1.3546	0.05046	141	100	32	9
1331	Sure you could go with solar panels but these babies work day AND night.	1.3546	0.05046	141	100	32	9
1332	Look, you weren’t excited about the bounce house; didn’t even want to enter the escape room... Frankly, I’m beginning to think you two aren’t as into entertaining as you originally led me to believe.	1.3546	0.04945	141	99	34	8
1333	You said you were looking for a place to putter around.	1.3543	0.05065	127	88	33	6
1334	And every 3 seconds, it keeps intruders from entering.	1.3543	0.05537	127	92	25	10
1335	It’s got great cross ventilation!	1.3543	0.05537	127	92	25	10
1336	solar panels are so last year	1.3543	0.05537	127	92	25	10
1337	The ad said golf course with wind turbines	1.3543	0.05065	127	88	33	6
1338	It's all about ''Timing, Timing, Timing.'	1.3543	0.05187	127	89	31	7
1339	Yes, old world charm meets wind energy efficient...but do take care entering the front door...	1.3543	0.05065	127	88	33	6
1340	Dont worry, almost no one makes it in.	1.3543	0.05306	127	90	29	8
1341	When we said located on a golf course we really meant it.	1.3542	0.04774	144	100	37	7
1342	To the left is a beautiful sandy park, behind you is a water feature and here we have a Dutch revival inspired home perfect for puttering around in your retirement.	1.3540	0.06018	113	83	20	10
1343	This was his first miniature golf course. That's why the windmill is so bigly.	1.3540	0.05750	113	81	24	8
1344	I wouldn't worry about it. The golf balls rarely make it in the door.	1.3540	0.05750	113	81	24	8
1345	This would serve nicely for a family of 'fore'.	1.3538	0.05764	130	97	20	13
1346	Timing is everything in today's housing market.	1.3538	0.05554	130	95	24	11
1347	Look the time to buy is now, before they put in the Hole Foods.	1.3538	0.05335	130	93	28	9
1348	This new listing is above par.	1.3538	0.05222	130	92	30	8
1349	When I said Dutch Colonial, this isn't what I wanted	1.3538	0.04988	130	90	34	6
1350	Perhaps, you could show us something with solar panels?	1.3538	0.05222	130	92	30	8
1351	In no time at all, you'll be hearing the putter-patter of little feet.	1.3538	0.05335	130	93	28	9
1352	The property value will skyrocket once they finish the castle down the street.	1.3538	0.05222	130	92	30	8
1353	It's a one bedroom, two par hole in the wall.	1.3537	0.04808	147	103	36	8
1354	No electric bill for the next couple of centuries	1.3534	0.05373	116	81	29	6
1355	It was cheaper to install than solar panels.	1.3534	0.05463	133	97	25	11
1356	This is a rare opportunity to get into this neighborhood. Timing is everything!	1.3534	0.05250	133	95	29	9
1357	Listen, we all know that timing is everything in real estate!	1.3534	0.05140	133	94	31	8
1358	The listing did say it was a green community.	1.3534	0.04797	133	91	37	5
1359	Admittedly, it's not quite on par with the others"..	1.3534	0.05028	133	93	33	7
1360	Yea, you're gonna want to spend most of your time upstairs.	1.3533	0.04647	150	104	39	7
1361	This property is right on par with your budget.	1.3533	0.05106	150	109	29	12
1362	I’m gonna be honest with you; I don’t know what’s down there.	1.3529	0.05545	119	85	26	8
1363	...and don't you worry about that giant gaping hole. That's just where Billy lives.	1.3529	0.05672	119	86	24	9
1364	I think you'll find this is much better than the clown's mouth neighborhood.	1.3529	0.06037	119	89	18	12
1365	Now, I know you wanted something that felt a little more 'authentic'...	1.3529	0.04954	136	95	34	7
1366	It's like a revolving door. You just have to be careful when you enter and exit.	1.3529	0.04954	136	95	34	7
1367	The entryway is a little tricky.	1.3529	0.04954	136	95	34	7
1368	You can get in most of the time.	1.3529	0.05685	102	71	26	5
1369	The other buzzword in real estate is “Timing timing, timing!”	1.3529	0.05545	119	85	26	8
1370	... and wait until you see the clubhouse.	1.3525	0.05390	139	102	25	12
1371	This is the best property I found, with a golf course view, that is within your price range	1.3525	0.05450	122	87	27	8
1372	Yes, it has Central Air.	1.3525	0.05693	122	89	23	10
1373	It’s perfect, for those that like to putter around the house.	1.3521	0.04709	142	98	38	6
1374	yes, the front door is a little tricky	1.3521	0.05116	142	102	30	10
1375	The savings on your electric bill will make up for the inconvenience	1.3520	0.05237	125	88	30	7
1376	Negative electric bill, grind your own flour, and zero solicitors.	1.3520	0.05237	125	88	30	7
1377	On the plus side, you'll never have to cut the grass.	1.3520	0.05478	125	90	26	9
1378	Let's face it. All real estate is timing.	1.3520	0.05237	125	88	30	7
1379	Mulberry, the elephant, anxiously waits while his parents learn if exotic pets are allowed.	1.3520	0.05478	125	90	26	9
1380	Other than the ingress and egress issue the house is very nice!	1.3520	0.05112	125	87	32	6
1381	It’s resort living, without all the pretense.	1.3520	0.05237	125	88	30	7
1382	And you'll be right on the golf course!	1.3519	0.05929	108	78	22	8
1383	If you like to putter around, look no further.	1.3517	0.04945	145	103	33	9
1384	I hope you don’t mind temporarily obstructed views.	1.3517	0.04945	145	103	33	9
1385	This is the only Dutch Revival you'll find in such a family-friendly neighborhood.	1.3516	0.05387	128	92	27	9
1386	What it lacks in privacy it makes up for in schadenfreude.	1.3516	0.05272	128	91	29	8
1387	We can take a look inside if you feel ready.	1.3516	0.05387	128	92	27	9
1388	Yes, the previous owners... split up, shall we say	1.3516	0.05154	128	90	31	7
1389	It is a bit unconventional, but the energy savings are outstanding!	1.3516	0.05154	128	90	31	7
1390	It's a bit over your budget, however it has everything on your checklist - vaulted ceiling, open concept living-dining room, granite counter tops and intermittent river views.	1.3516	0.05611	128	94	23	11
1391	You wanted a 'green' home close to the golf course? Mission accomplished.	1.3514	0.04970	148	106	32	10
1392	Occasionally a golf ball will roll through the front door	1.3514	0.05955	111	81	21	9
1393	There's a birdie nesting on the roof, and a hole in one of the floorboards but that's par for the course.	1.3514	0.04483	148	101	42	5
1394	It's a par 4 at a par 2 price.	1.3511	0.05410	131	95	26	10
1395	It's not really the blades, it's the giant golf balls that make it hard to sell.	1.3511	0.05189	131	93	30	8
1396	The last couple I showed this to were bowled over once they got inside.	1.3511	0.04714	131	89	38	4
1397	I'd highly recommend you stay upstairs.	1.3510	0.04901	151	108	33	10
1398	Now this little baby is a golfer’s dream!	1.3510	0.04810	151	107	35	9
1399	Now, the only drawback is that you will have to time your exits and entrances carefully!"	1.3509	0.05973	114	84	20	10
1400	And to top it off, it has a very low carbon footprint.	1.3509	0.05570	114	81	26	7
1401	Could be worse. We could be in a Whac-A-Mole game.	1.3509	0.05135	114	78	32	4
1402	Ever since Old Man Quixote moved, the neighborhood's been pretty quiet.	1.3507	0.04998	134	94	33	7
1403	But on the other hand, you get a huge energy tax credit.	1.3507	0.04998	134	94	33	7
1404	This one comes with its own security system	1.3507	0.05324	134	97	27	10
1405	It's the perfect Starter Hole.	1.3504	0.05605	117	84	25	8
1406	It's more efficient than solar.	1.3504	0.05735	117	85	23	9
1407	Fore!Closure!	1.3504	0.05605	117	84	25	8
1408	This is the last one left. I already sold the other seventeen.	1.3504	0.05335	117	82	29	6
1409	This one offers a view of the Eiffel Tower AND the Sphinx.	1.3504	0.05735	117	85	23	9
1410	Yes there’s a minor easement, but utilities are included!	1.3504	0.05241	137	99	28	10
1411	Let me show you a sweet castle on #18.	1.3504	0.05032	137	97	32	8
1412	And here's your new backyard: perfect for just puttering around.	1.3504	0.05138	137	98	30	9
1413	Yes...but it also makes break-ins difficult.	1.3504	0.05138	137	98	30	9
1414	And you save a ton on your electric bill.	1.3504	0.05442	137	101	24	12
1415	I also have something easier in this neighborhood	1.3504	0.05032	137	97	32	8
1416	Real estate rule #2: Timing is everything	1.3504	0.05138	137	98	30	9
1417	Your timing couldn't be better.	1.3503	0.04770	157	112	35	10
1418	As with every goal, timing is everything.	1.3503	0.04855	157	113	33	11
1419	If you don't like this, I can show you something on the 15th hole.	1.3500	0.05507	120	86	26	8
1420	Let's not make this more difficult than it already is.	1.3500	0.05632	120	87	24	9
1421	I was finally able to find something in the neighborhood in your price range.	1.3500	0.04959	140	99	33	8
1422	Before he was President, he combined his love of real estate with his passion for golf.	1.3500	0.05632	120	87	24	9
1423	And now for the elephant in the room . . ."	1.3500	0.05061	140	100	31	9
1424	Yes, the door does swing inward._	1.3500	0.04624	160	113	38	9
1425	Do you want to hear the short or long winded version?	1.3500	0.04637	140	96	39	5
1426	Financing is a breeze	1.3500	0.04854	140	98	35	7
1427	Don Quixote has a vacation home here.	1.3500	0.06109	120	91	16	13
1428	If this one doesn't appeal I have a bridge I could sell you on the 8th hole	1.3497	0.04888	143	101	34	8
1429	Surviving the home-buying process is all about timing.	1.3496	0.05288	123	87	29	7
1430	You'll have a ball in this house.	1.3496	0.05770	123	91	21	11
1431	The upside is that if someone gets a hole-in-one, your rent is paid for the month!	1.3496	0.05288	123	87	29	7
1432	Classic European architecture, adjoining a golf course--I feel I've hit a home run finding this property for you.	1.3496	0.05535	123	89	25	9
1433	I've reviewed your case, and I'm afraid you will not be able to take a mulligan.	1.3496	0.05535	123	89	25	9
1434	It's a bit of a fixer-upper, but in this neighborhood - - that's par for the course.	1.3496	0.05413	123	88	27	8
1435	Regarding your homeowner's policy, I should point out that a large, white ball coming through your door is considered an "act-of-God..."	1.3492	0.05441	126	91	26	9
1436	When I count to three; run through the door.	1.3492	0.05670	126	93	22	11
1437	The lot is perfect for a tear-down and rebuild: were you thinking volcano or clown's mouth?	1.3492	0.05441	126	91	26	9
1438	I recommend taking the hole-in-one insurance.	1.3492	0.05557	126	92	24	10
1439	In our business, timing matters.	1.3492	0.05781	126	94	20	12
1440	Look at it this way....your kids won't want to be living with you after college.	1.3492	0.05323	126	90	28	8
1441	It gives true meaning to putter-ing around the house.	1.3492	0.05557	126	92	24	10
1442	Of course it's a little dicey on windy days but that's why you're getting such a great price.	1.3492	0.05323	126	90	28	8
1443	Of course, you will need to be a bit careful when coming in or going out.	1.3492	0.05323	126	90	28	8
1444	It’s got a great view of the 18th hole.	1.3492	0.05557	126	92	24	10
1445	Now this is something less run-of-the-mill.	1.3492	0.05323	126	90	28	8
1446	I'm going to be honest with you. The groundhogs around here are the size of Vespas.	1.3490	0.04755	149	105	36	8
1447	The good news is the windmill is solar-powered.	1.3490	0.04849	149	106	34	9
1448	Once you get around the hazards, this place is a real hole-in-one.	1.3488	0.05121	129	91	31	7
1449	Not only does this offer sustainable living; if you exit the house without getting hit by the windmill and jump in the hole you are delivered right to the street.	1.3488	0.05464	129	94	25	10
1450	It's zoned as a drive-through	1.3488	0.05464	129	94	25	10
1451	Easements? Yeah, a couple.	1.3488	0.05001	129	90	33	6
1452	The deal on this one is incredible, but you'll have to move fast.	1.3488	0.05464	129	94	25	10
1453	With good timing and a little hustle you’ll make it inside unscathed every time.	1.3488	0.05352	129	93	27	9
1454	And there's easy access to the beach over the bridge obstacle.	1.3488	0.04753	129	88	37	4
1455	So that’s what you meant by revolving doors.	1.3488	0.05574	129	95	23	11
1456	The last owners told us that slow, turning creaking sound helped them sleep like babies.	1.3486	0.05738	109	78	24	7
1457	Yes, but you'll be fine---it's a really tough shot.	1.3485	0.05267	132	95	28	9
1458	I'd show you the interior, but I hear the guy up next is pretty good.	1.3485	0.05587	132	98	22	12
1459	Here we have a motivated seller. You can get this for 20% less than the Gingerbread House we looked at yesterday	1.3485	0.05156	132	94	30	8
1460	No unfortunately the windmill doesn't actually create electricity for the house thanks to the new EPA regulations the whole thing has to be run on coal	1.3485	0.05587	132	98	22	12
1461	I did promise you a view of the 18th hole	1.3485	0.04927	132	92	34	6
1462	Would you be interested in something off the grid?	1.3485	0.05156	132	94	30	8
1463	What goes around comes around.	1.3482	0.05486	112	79	27	6
1464	What on earth makes you think this is a white elephant property?	1.3481	0.04740	135	93	37	5
1465	This house is par for the course.	1.3481	0.05077	135	96	31	8
1466	It's cheaper than a solar panel.	1.3481	0.05185	135	97	29	9
1467	This dream, totally green house can be yours. Keep in mind, timing is everything.	1.3481	0.05496	135	100	23	12
1468	In real estate time is of the essence, in this case it's par for the course too.	1.3481	0.04967	135	95	33	7
1469	Of course, on windy days, you're in or you're out. Period.	1.3478	0.04786	138	96	36	6
1470	I’m also going to recommend you get hazard insurance for the golf-ball sized hail they get here	1.3478	0.05799	115	84	22	9
1471	Best of all, green fees are included in your rent	1.3478	0.05390	115	81	28	6
1472	It's a great deal just don't come out the front door without looking.	1.3478	0.05002	138	98	32	8
1473	And you live off the grid.	1.3478	0.05310	138	101	26	11
1474	A taste of Holland, with stunning views of the ninth hole. Tell me, are you golfers?	1.3478	0.05310	138	101	26	11
1475	Best not to lock the door when you leave.	1.3478	0.05310	138	101	26	11
1476	I think it’s just perfect for you, Mr and Mrs. Quixote, and it sits right on the fairway overlooking the 9th hole...	1.3475	0.05131	141	102	29	10
1477	Don't worry, this is an extremely safe neighbourhood. The most dangerous things you'll come across are teens on their first date.	1.3475	0.05131	141	102	29	10
1478	Is this place a dream or what?	1.3475	0.05031	141	101	31	9
1479	Before deciding, you need to know about Don...	1.3475	0.05229	141	103	27	11
1480	Just let them play through.	1.3475	0.05694	118	86	23	9
1481	You'll never buy another golf ball as long as you live.	1.3475	0.05565	118	85	25	8
1482	This is par for the course in this neighborhood	1.3475	0.05017	118	81	33	4
1483	I don't understand. You wanted "charming" and "on a golf course."	1.3475	0.05298	118	83	29	6
1484	This home offers plenty of space to putter around in.	1.3475	0.05694	118	86	23	9
1485	You’ll need to maintain the lawn, but that’s par for the course.	1.3475	0.05298	118	83	29	6
1486	Great privacy except for the occasional miniature golfer.	1.3471	0.05077	121	84	32	5
1487	This property is ideal if you like to putter around in the garden.	1.3471	0.05593	121	88	24	9
1488	It's not just a house, it's a hole.	1.3471	0.05593	121	88	24	9
1489	If you don't like this, I've got a castle with a draw bridge one block over...	1.3471	0.05469	121	87	26	8
1490	Sign the contract with a very short pencil and call it home.	1.3465	0.05405	127	92	26	9
1491	They say this is where little Donald first learned to cheat.	1.3465	0.05632	127	94	22	11
1492	Why yes, the neighbourhood is very kid friendly	1.3465	0.05520	127	93	24	10
1493	I've been doing this for a while, it's all about timing	1.3465	0.05169	127	90	30	7
1494	You're a golfing man, aren't you Bob?	1.3465	0.05520	127	93	24	10
1495	Before we continue, can I get either one you a tee?	1.3465	0.05289	127	91	28	8
1496	Lastly, let's discuss the easement.	1.3465	0.04793	127	87	36	4
1497	“Yeah, it’s a little pricey, but it’s par for the course.”	1.3465	0.05169	127	90	30	7
1498	It's nice, but we'd still like to see the one shaped like a clown's mouth.	1.3462	0.05318	130	94	27	9
1499	850 is a fine credit score, but this neighborhood requires a 3-handicap or less.	1.3462	0.05429	130	95	25	10
1500	and we can keep the golf balls?	1.3462	0.05089	130	92	31	7
1501	On the plus side, the grass is much greener than the last house.	1.3462	0.05318	130	94	27	9
1502	It's all in the disclosures.	1.3462	0.05089	130	92	31	7
1503	And you get to keep any balls that land in your yard.	1.3462	0.05537	130	96	23	11
1504	And you can charge your Tesla for free...	1.3462	0.05429	130	95	25	10
1505	The homeowners association does require that you keep the center aisle free of obstruction so that giant balls can occasionally roll through.	1.3462	0.05089	130	92	31	7
1506	This is right on par with your price point.	1.3462	0.05204	130	93	29	8
1507	Perhaps, instead, I could show you something in a cozy 3-bedroom plastic dinosaur?	1.3462	0.04970	130	91	33	6
1508	Windmill? Pshaw. It’a a zero carbon footprint home.	1.3462	0.05204	130	93	29	8
1509	I know you said modern, but how do you feel about Dutch Colonial?	1.3459	0.05011	133	94	32	7
1510	I'd add a water hazard plus a loop-de-loop and flip it.	1.3459	0.05342	133	97	26	10
1511	Think of the positives. There’s fresh air, constant guests and endless entertainment.	1.3459	0.05234	133	96	28	9
1512	I'm afraid high casualty insurance is par for the course when you buy in this neigbborhood.	1.3459	0.04896	133	93	34	6
1513	Folks, the time to buy is now!...Aaanddd, now!	1.3459	0.05447	133	98	24	11
1514	Sure, on a windy day, you have to time your exit	1.3459	0.05011	133	94	32	7
1515	I recommend keeping your good furniture away from the front door.	1.3456	0.05153	136	98	29	9
1516	Don't worry, wind is very rare in this neighborhood."	1.3456	0.04937	136	96	33	7
1517	We said we wanted to live on a golf course NOT in a golf course.	1.3456	0.05258	136	99	27	10
1518	The downside is that if you miss the putt three times in a row, you will automatically be locked out of the house for 5 minutes.	1.3456	0.05153	136	98	29	9
1519	One negative: you need good timing to get in or out.	1.3456	0.05153	136	98	29	9
1520	Financing will be a breeze.	1.3456	0.04937	136	96	33	7
1521	Its the only gated community in your price range.	1.3455	0.05839	110	80	22	8
1522	There are solar panels on the roof, too!"	1.3453	0.05178	139	101	28	10
1523	You said you wanted a home with an alternative energy source.	1.3453	0.04866	139	98	34	7
1524	It has that Old Dutch charm and right on the golf course.	1.3451	0.05999	113	84	19	10
1525	So you're planning to go Dutch?	1.3451	0.05999	113	84	19	10
1526	This house is not just a steal, it's a hole in one!	1.3451	0.05729	113	82	23	8
1527	The ad was not misleading. This is an airy house in a gated community.	1.3451	0.05198	142	104	27	11
1528	True, it is a bit airy, but wait until you get wind of the price.	1.3451	0.05101	142	103	29	10
1529	You'll get used to the golf balls coming through your living room in no time.	1.3448	0.05352	116	82	28	6
1530	Its a 3 bedroom 2 bath par 3 and priced to sell quickly.	1.3448	0.04630	145	101	38	6
1531	Rent is on par with the rest of the neighborhood	1.3445	0.05395	119	85	27	7
1532	But on the other hand, you never have to mow the lawn.	1.3443	0.05175	122	86	30	6
1533	It was a typo. I meant it to say Movin' Condition.	1.3443	0.05043	122	85	32	5
1534	Make it through and it's all yours!	1.3443	0.05554	122	89	24	9
1535	The market's really tight these days. It's this or the clown's face.	1.3443	0.05431	122	88	26	8
1536	.... and in the summer there’s a nice breeze.	1.3442	0.04908	154	112	31	11
1537	The good news is, the course shuts down at night.	1.3440	0.05218	125	89	29	7
1538	What’s better than living on a golf course? Living in a golf course!	1.3438	0.05483	128	94	24	10
1539	And it's great for puttering around!	1.3438	0.05014	128	90	32	6
1540	...and I agree but on the plus side, with even a slight breeze, you’ll get incredible water pressure.	1.3438	0.05254	128	92	28	8
1541	It's generally regarded as a very safe neighborhood, but the proof is in the putting.	1.3438	0.05483	128	94	24	10
1542	It's energy efficient.	1.3438	0.05254	128	92	28	8
1543	Sorry, I should have added "postmodern" when I said the house had the classic white picket fence.	1.3438	0.05370	128	93	26	9
1544	But on the upside, it runs on renewable energy.	1.3438	0.05014	128	90	32	6
1545	With every hole in one, there’s a 10% reduction in your closing costs.	1.3438	0.05483	128	94	24	10
1546	This neighborhood has features you won't find anywhere else.	1.3438	0.05136	128	91	30	7
1547	In this neighborhood, a property like this is par for the course	1.3435	0.05394	131	96	25	10
1548	And with this house, Mr. Quixote, you will also get your exercise.	1.3435	0.05607	131	98	21	12
1549	Between 10 p.m. and 10 a.m., you'll have full use of every room in the house.	1.3435	0.04819	131	91	35	5
1550	It really is a miniature golfer’s paradise.	1.3435	0.05284	131	95	27	9
1551	By law, I’m obligated to tell you the previous owners were crushed by a golf ball.	1.3435	0.05284	131	95	27	9
1552	This model supports off grid living and built-in rotating security.	1.3435	0.05056	131	93	31	7
1553	Electricity is free but the front lawn can be busy during playing hours.	1.3435	0.05284	131	95	27	9
1554	You'll also have access to the community waterfall	1.3435	0.05171	131	94	29	8
1555	Now this model is not your classic white-picket-fence situation."	1.3435	0.05394	131	96	25	10
1556	Timing is of the essence when you consider both making an offer or touring the interior.	1.3433	0.05201	134	97	28	9
1557	In Manhattan you take what you can get.	1.3433	0.05092	134	96	30	8
1558	Leslie, you wanted a tiny house; John, you were looking for something with style and adventure, amiright? I think I’ve found you the perfect property	1.3433	0.04750	134	93	36	5
1559	The last owner was a sleepwalker and things didn't work out.	1.3433	0.05308	134	98	26	10
1560	The wind is free but hazard insurance will cost an arm and a leg.	1.3433	0.05201	134	97	28	9
1561	No problem, the front entrance is free every 30 seconds.	1.3431	0.05225	137	100	27	10
1562	You said you wanted to be off the grid.	1.3431	0.05016	137	98	31	8
1563	You'd think the wind mill blades are the biggest thing; but, there is one other issue.	1.3430	0.04393	172	122	41	9
1564	We can offer you a great mortgage rate. It's just par for the course.	1.3429	0.05147	140	102	28	10
1565	The thing is, most players miss.	1.3429	0.06323	105	79	16	10
1566	Your timing is excellent — which in this case is a very good thing, indeed.	1.3429	0.04943	140	100	32	8
1567	Unlike the clown's mouth, it's chic and energy efficient.	1.3429	0.05714	105	75	24	6
1568	There's just one thing before we go inside.	1.3427	0.05167	143	105	27	11
1569	With some quick, agile action, this home could be yours.	1.3426	0.06052	108	80	19	9
1570	Think about it...no solicitors!	1.3425	0.05091	146	107	28	11
1571	But think of what you’ll save on electricity.	1.3425	0.04604	146	102	38	6
1572	It may seem like a lot at first, but the energy savings will make it very affordable in the long run.	1.3423	0.05353	111	78	28	5
1573	You have to move quickly to keep from getting injured but the electric bill is very low.	1.3423	0.04740	149	106	35	8
1574	You are going to have to be quick, but I have a good feeling about getting you into this house.	1.3421	0.05122	152	113	26	13
1575	No, there aren't any ceiling fans.	1.3421	0.05687	114	83	23	8
1576	It is very well ventilated.	1.3421	0.04583	152	107	38	7
1577	You know, life can be quixotic...	1.3421	0.05953	114	85	19	10
1578	The seller is really motivated....he's discovered tennis."	1.3421	0.05548	114	82	25	7
1579	We heard you were going Dutch.	1.3419	0.05173	117	82	30	5
1580	As you can see, this house has a great front yard for just putting around in.	1.3419	0.05842	117	87	20	10
1581	Ted, I realize it's a bit out of your price range. Maybe you and Debra could go Dutch.	1.3419	0.05584	117	85	24	8
1582	Remember, timing is of the essence when entering”	1.3419	0.05715	117	86	22	9
1583	Welcome to Lilli Putt Estates, the biggest name in miniature, golf course living!	1.3419	0.05715	117	86	22	9
1584	I assure you the foundation is up to par.	1.3417	0.05487	120	87	25	8
1585	There's no bathroom, kitchen, or front door, but it has great curb appeal.	1.3417	0.05487	120	87	25	8
1586	You get it all, quaint bucolic village, loft, neat garden wall, arched windows, free grain grinding, elephant trap...	1.3417	0.05090	120	84	31	5
1587	I think we should make a low-ball offer.	1.3417	0.05736	120	89	21	10
1588	Apart from the energy efficiency, it’s got a fabulous front lawn, which you can stroll at your leisure, as long as you exit the front door at five second intervals.	1.3417	0.05358	120	86	27	7
1589	On the upside, it's totally off the grid!	1.3415	0.05269	123	88	28	7
1590	Once you’re in you’ll stay putt	1.3415	0.05394	123	89	26	8
1591	Forget ADT - check out THIS security system!	1.3415	0.05394	123	89	26	8
1592	Don't drink and arrive.	1.3413	0.05653	126	94	21	11
1593	Lots of places claim fairway views, but how many are actually on the fairway?	1.3413	0.05184	126	90	29	7
1594	I'm telling you, wind power is SO much better than solar.	1.3413	0.05305	126	91	27	8
1595	On the other hand it discourages home invaders.	1.3411	0.04859	129	90	34	5
1596	The clown's face was the first to sell, but this hole is still available.	1.3411	0.05335	129	94	26	9
1597	Yes it's expensive. It's the only house right on the course.	1.3411	0.05447	129	95	24	10
1598	It’s in a great neighborhood, and just down the street from the loop the loop and the fake pond	1.3411	0.04983	129	91	32	6
1599	As you consider this for your new home, timing is everything.	1.3411	0.05335	129	94	26	9
1600	It also shreds, chops and dices.	1.3411	0.05447	129	95	24	10
1601	Going Dutch?	1.3409	0.05466	132	98	23	11
1602	Open floor plan, built-in theft deterrent system, zero lawn maintenance.	1.3409	0.04667	132	91	37	4
1603	It's solar powered.	1.3409	0.05139	132	95	29	8
1604	Trust me, the ball never makes it in.	1.3409	0.05025	132	94	31	7
1605	If you two go Dutch it'll be cheaper	1.3409	0.05250	132	96	27	9
1606	Yes, the electricity is free!	1.3409	0.05139	132	95	29	8
1607	...and did I tell you how energy efficient it is?	1.3407	0.05060	135	97	30	8
1608	On the other hand, it's a steady source of income.	1.3407	0.04950	135	96	32	7
1609	A single stroke and it’s all yours.	1.3407	0.05274	135	99	26	10
1610	Could you show us something a little more 'Clowns Mouth'-y?	1.3407	0.04721	135	94	36	5
1611	When that happens, I strongly recommend you let them play through.	1.3406	0.05193	138	101	27	10
1612	Yes, this neighbourood is quite above par.	1.3406	0.05393	138	103	23	12
1613	This is the best house on Quixote Court.	1.3406	0.05393	138	103	23	12
1614	It's a very walkable neighborhood	1.3406	0.04986	138	99	31	8
1615	The plus on this house is free electricity and the negative it can get very tricky getting in and out of the front door.	1.3406	0.05294	138	102	25	11
1616	That’s true but the rent is miniature as well.	1.3404	0.04914	141	101	32	8
1617	You said you wanted the grandkids to visit, right?	1.3404	0.05016	141	102	30	9
1618	Technically, it qualifies for the wind energy tax rebate	1.3404	0.04703	141	99	36	6
1619	The covenant requires you to keep you the grass cut and the back door open	1.3403	0.04743	144	102	35	7
1620	This one's a bit too quixotic. Is the castle still available?	1.3401	0.04579	147	103	38	6
1621	I'm sorry but the homeowners association will not let you fill the hole.	1.3401	0.05243	147	110	24	13
1622	On the plus side, it does have wind power and a semi-reliable security system.	1.3400	0.04900	150	109	31	10
1623	You might want to make an offer, golf course properties often go quickly."	1.3400	0.04618	150	106	37	7
1624	The previous owners upgraded to the castle.	1.3396	0.05669	106	76	24	6
1625	It’s quite peaceful at night.	1.3396	0.05826	106	77	22	7
1626	HOA fees include turf maintenance and access to the waterfall on the 13th Hole	1.3396	0.05343	106	74	28	4
1627	It’s a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity Mr. and Mrs. Felps. What do you say we go inside and get the ball rolling?	1.3394	0.05564	109	78	25	6
1628	This isn't exactly what we had in mind when you said "view of the ninth green".	1.3394	0.05409	109	77	27	5
1629	Don’t forget to look before you leave.	1.3394	0.06144	109	82	17	10
1630	Well honey, it's either this or the giant clown.	1.3393	0.05750	112	82	22	8
1631	Oddly, it runs completely on solar.	1.3393	0.06024	112	84	18	10
1632	This is our most coveted model home, the Manse of La Mancha.	1.3393	0.05609	112	81	24	7
1633	It’s all about the timing on this one.	1.3391	0.05645	115	84	23	8
1634	An architect misplaces a decimal point and, voila, your dream home.	1.3391	0.05778	115	85	21	9
1635	Yes, on breezy days getting in or out can be a bit dicey.	1.3391	0.05645	115	84	23	8
1636	On the upside, the homeowners association has a strict no solar panels rule.	1.3391	0.05778	115	85	21	9
1637	What would it take to putt putt you in this house today?	1.3391	0.05909	115	86	19	10
1638	It's actually far more efficient than solar panels, and, even better, a windy day keeps unwelcomed visitors away.	1.3390	0.05412	118	85	26	7
1639	Did I mention the recreational easement?	1.3388	0.04917	121	84	33	4
1640	Yes, in real estate timing is very important.	1.3388	0.05816	121	91	19	11
1641	Here you are—a home on the 18th green in your price reange.	1.3387	0.05233	124	89	28	7
1642	I am required to disclose that there is a volcano in the neighborhood.	1.3387	0.05233	124	89	28	7
1643	...It's listed as a Par-Two but they're motivated so I think we can bump them to a Par-Three...	1.3387	0.05357	124	90	26	8
1644	...and the best part is you never have to mow the grass.	1.3387	0.05357	124	90	26	8
1645	You've got to hurry....the little old lady who lived in a shoe put an offer on it this morning.	1.3387	0.05233	124	89	28	7
1646	Remember, the value of a great home is “Timing, Timing, Timing”.	1.3387	0.05107	124	88	30	6
1647	Miniature Golf is a religion around here.	1.3387	0.05107	124	88	30	6
1648	Just remember, utilities are included.	1.3386	0.05502	127	94	23	10
1649	It's our latest project-- Maximum Golf. Miniature Golf is so last century.	1.3386	0.05150	127	91	29	7
1650	And the best part, the course is only open on weekends.	1.3386	0.05150	127	91	29	7
1651	And your down payment is only 5,000 tickets.	1.3385	0.05300	130	95	26	9
1652	Believe me, this house is way above par	1.3385	0.05300	130	95	26	9
1653	This isn’t exactly what I had in mind when I said we were looking for a sustainably powered home.	1.3385	0.05186	130	94	28	8
1654	...and drying laundry out here is a breeze!"	1.3385	0.04829	130	91	34	5
1655	Not only does this property feature both wind and solar, but it has exceptional access to recreational activities.	1.3383	0.05217	133	97	27	9
1656	If you don't answer the door immediately, an unwelcome guest will be gone.	1.3383	0.05325	133	98	25	10
1657	If you’re interested, we can putt an offer in	1.3383	0.05325	133	98	25	10
1658	Getting in and out is a little like Russian Roulette, but you get use to it.	1.3383	0.04993	133	95	31	7
1659	Sure, coming and going could be tricky, but it's a great location!	1.3382	0.04920	136	97	32	7
1660	And the neighborhood tends to draw young families.	1.3382	0.05029	136	98	30	8
1661	...and it’s a steal at 400,000 tokens	1.3382	0.05242	136	100	26	10
1662	I know we talked about solar panels but wind energy really is the next big thing	1.3381	0.04956	139	100	31	8
1663	Well, solar wasn’t available in this area.	1.3381	0.04849	139	99	33	7
1664	There's a lot of foot traffic, but if you get a hole in one, your next month's rent is free.	1.3381	0.04849	139	99	33	7
1665	On windy days, you can even sell electricity back to the power company.	1.3381	0.05060	139	101	29	9
1666	The Windmill has the same floorplan as the Old Lady's Shoe	1.3381	0.04849	139	99	33	7
1667	Are you thinking what I'm thinkin? A home not 'near' the golf course, but literally ON the golf course!	1.3381	0.04849	139	99	33	7
1668	You know what? I’ll throw in a couple of free rounds.. do we have a deal?	1.3380	0.04676	142	100	36	6
1669	Its got sweeping views of the 9th hole.	1.3380	0.04885	142	102	32	8
1670	Keeps the bad guys out about 60% of the time, depending on the wind.	1.3380	0.05278	142	106	24	12
1671	You also get access to the community moat.	1.3380	0.05278	142	106	24	12
1672	Don Quixote had his eye on this place...	1.3380	0.04885	142	102	32	8
1673	What makes you ask if the previous owner was Dutch?	1.3380	0.04986	142	103	30	9
1674	Of course, there will be no utility bills.	1.3379	0.04716	145	103	35	7
1675	You'll get used to the timing.	1.3378	0.04553	148	104	38	6
1676	The latest in Condo design. Did I mention it has a putting green?	1.3378	0.04751	148	106	34	8
1677	This is a much better location than the clown face.	1.3377	0.05051	151	112	27	12
1678	It's listed at Par 4.	1.3377	0.04396	151	105	41	5
1679	Since you're going 'Dutch', this would be perfect!	1.3374	0.04863	163	121	29	13
1680	If you like Little Italy, you're going to love Little Holland.	1.3364	0.05671	110	80	23	7
1681	Windmill-on-the-Ninth is an enviable address in a premier minigolf community.	1.3364	0.05816	110	81	21	8
1682	The developers have taken mixed use zoning in an interesting direction.	1.3363	0.05567	113	82	24	7
1683	And it has solar on the other side.	1.3363	0.05978	113	85	18	10
1684	Unfortunately Mr. and Mrs. Putney, there is nothing miniature about the liability premium for your homeowners insurance.	1.3363	0.05844	113	84	20	9
1685	‘Beutiful European styling and right on the golf course!”	1.3362	0.05468	116	84	25	7
1686	With this set up, you'll never pay an electric bill again. And the old lady in the shoe lives right next door!	1.3362	0.05736	116	86	21	9
1687	And you never have to cut the grass.	1.3362	0.05187	116	82	29	5
1688	Can we please discuss the elephant outside the room?	1.3361	0.05758	119	89	20	10
1689	Well...this is the 18th. I'm afraid I don't have any more to show.	1.3361	0.05505	119	87	24	8
1690	You must admit that it isn't a run-of-the-mill home.	1.3361	0.05021	122	86	31	5
1691	You’ll absolutely love the second story view. On a clear day you see Clownmouth!	1.3361	0.05021	122	86	31	5
1692	It’s a desirable neighborhood and great house so getting in is going to be all about timing.	1.3361	0.05656	122	91	21	10
1693	Two bedrooms, one bath, no heat, but has a killer AC.	1.3360	0.05321	125	91	26	8
1694	And, as you can imagine, it's a really fun neighborhood.	1.3360	0.04812	125	87	34	4
1695	When you leave, use the remote to increase the blade speed to keep out the thieves.	1.3360	0.04812	125	87	34	4
1696	It has wonderful cross ventilation.	1.3360	0.05321	125	91	26	8
1697	Year-round air conditioning, clothes drying, free water supply, and a zoo and a church just across the street: you'll love it.	1.3360	0.05441	125	92	24	9
1698	Welcome to Trump Tower, Holland.	1.3360	0.05441	125	92	24	9
1699	Don't forget the Trump family doesn't add its name to just any property.	1.3360	0.05558	125	93	22	10
1700	After a few months, you'll hardly notice it anymore.	1.3359	0.05351	128	94	25	9
1701	Just carry your groceries sideways. You will get used to it. Its a small price to pay for carbon neutrality.	1.3359	0.04995	128	91	31	6
1702	It breaks hard right-to-left, but otherwise the place is a gem.	1.3359	0.05235	128	93	27	8
1703	I suggest online newspaper delivery.	1.3359	0.05235	128	93	27	8
1704	There are only three of the original eighteen left, this one won't last long...	1.3359	0.04995	128	91	31	6
1705	The timing is right.	1.3359	0.05351	128	94	25	9
1706	No, that's an in-ground pool.	1.3359	0.05465	128	95	23	10
1707	It's a one hole, one shot home. Nobody can play through.	1.3359	0.04870	128	90	33	5
1708	My only concern is that the appliances aren't stainless steel.	1.3359	0.05116	128	92	29	7
1709	It’s a fine unit. I’d say it’s at par with any other house in the neighborhood.	1.3359	0.04920	131	93	32	6
1710	Yup..Real estate is timing.	1.3359	0.04920	131	93	32	6
1711	Panoramic views. Great ventilation. Central location. I think that covers it.	1.3359	0.04920	131	93	32	6
1712	It's a two story with one ball garage.	1.3359	0.05153	131	95	28	8
1713	Not only is it on the fairway, it also qualifies for renewable energy credits!	1.3359	0.04920	131	93	32	6
1714	Timing is everything when you want to get into a new house.	1.3359	0.04920	131	93	32	6
1715	The present owners are in fore closure, I'm sure they'll accept your offer!	1.3359	0.05266	131	96	26	9
1716	You won't find a better deal this side of the pirate ship water hazard.	1.3358	0.05291	134	99	25	10
1717	Quixotic golf course living at its finest.	1.3358	0.05291	134	99	25	10
1718	It helps to close your eyes when you run.	1.3358	0.05291	134	99	25	10
1719	The sellers are in the hole.	1.3358	0.05396	134	100	23	11
1720	Yes, you can live here free. Just collect the golf balls and put them in the big bucket.	1.3358	0.05291	134	99	25	10
1721	The nice thing is it's on a cul-de sac.	1.3358	0.05184	134	98	27	9
1722	And all 18 of these units are free of the noise of lawnmowers.	1.3358	0.04779	137	97	34	6
1723	You'll really love the privacy on windy days!	1.3358	0.05209	137	101	26	10
1724	The sellers are moving back to Holland.	1.3358	0.04890	137	98	32	7
1725	Tilting is permitted daily from 4 to 7 PM.	1.3358	0.05311	137	102	24	11
1726	It's perfect for augmenting your timing and decision-making skills.	1.3357	0.04602	140	98	37	5
1727	It's not a Trump golf course, but for many people that's a plus.	1.3357	0.05130	140	103	27	10
1728	Okay? Now, on three!	1.3357	0.04713	140	99	35	6
1729	And the unique feature is the revolving door.	1.3357	0.05152	143	106	26	11
1730	Other than occasional acts of Quixotism, there were never any complaints about this property.	1.3357	0.04957	143	104	30	9
1731	The former tenant forgot to use the exit tunnel. It was a windy day.	1.3357	0.04957	143	104	30	9
1732	Wait 'til you see the pool.	1.3357	0.04320	143	98	42	3
1733	Here at Trump Mini Golf Estates every day is below par.	1.3356	0.05259	146	110	23	13
1734	Not only that. Just one hurricane and you’re good for six months.	1.3356	0.04689	146	104	35	7
1735	Now I know it seems like we have been tilting at windmills with those other houses in the neighborhood, but I think this house is a real hole in one.	1.3356	0.04627	149	106	36	7
1736	Time is of the essence.	1.3356	0.04627	149	106	36	7
1737	It's a great yard for just puttering around.	1.3356	0.04724	149	107	34	8
1738	it's our model for those who like to putter	1.3356	0.04724	149	107	34	8
1739	A bit tricky to get in on a windy day	1.3355	0.05193	152	115	23	14
1740	It's perfect if you enjoy puttering around the house.	1.3333	0.05377	138	104	22	12
1741	It’s just a matter of practice.	1.3333	0.05067	120	85	30	5
1742	The electric bills are quite low, but some of the rooms can be a little drafty.	1.3333	0.05120	123	88	29	6
1743	Admittedly, access and egress can be a little dicey.	1.3333	0.05316	129	95	25	9
1744	This hybrid home keeps pesky birds away while lowering your electric bill!”	1.3333	0.05120	132	96	28	8
1745	Yes, it is expensive, but you can always go Dutch.	1.3333	0.05521	126	94	22	10
1746	This house is a mill, but the owners are willing to sell for half.	1.3333	0.05429	129	96	23	10
1747	It needs a little work, but it’s a great buy if you don’t mind a little puttering around.	1.3333	0.05480	111	80	25	6
1748	Par 4 sounds high, i know, but i think we can get them down to a par 3	1.3333	0.04861	138	99	32	7
1749	The front door security system either keeps ‘em out or it wipes ‘em out.	1.3333	0.04792	141	101	33	7
1750	It's in a walkable neighborhood.	1.3333	0.04912	126	89	32	5
1751	You can have it for a breeze.	1.3333	0.05563	117	86	23	8
1752	It's energy-efficient, near a church, and it backs up onto a golf course.	1.3333	0.04889	132	94	32	6
1753	Don't worry, they'll yell fore.	1.3333	0.04856	117	81	33	3
1754	The price of this home is par for the course.	1.3333	0.05138	147	110	25	12
1755	Actually, it’s a fantastic price for a par 3.	1.3333	0.04726	144	103	34	7
1756	I have one more to show you. It’s down three hills and around a bend.	1.3333	0.05201	129	94	27	8
1757	Neighborhood is very child-friendly.	1.3333	0.05164	126	91	28	7
1758	Ok, so it’s not the 18th hole, but...	1.3333	0.04726	144	103	34	7
1759	It’s usually pretty quiet, except when someone gets a hole-in-one.	1.3333	0.05285	126	92	26	8
1760	This satisfies both your requirements: Historic and Green	1.3333	0.04702	135	95	35	5
1761	It also comes with solar.	1.3333	0.05648	129	98	19	12
1762	You did say you were looking for something right on the golf course, did you not?	1.3333	0.05563	117	86	23	8
1763	It’s not that bad, you just have to time yourself.	1.3333	0.05616	123	92	21	10
1764	But the schools are very good.....	1.3333	0.05285	126	92	26	8
1765	The timing for entry and exit is a little tricky - especially on windy days- but the utility bills are near zero!	1.3333	0.05616	123	92	21	10
1766	You can generate your own power but I wouldn’t go outside when it is windy.	1.3333	0.04928	144	105	30	9
1767	We like the Scandinavian styling, but could we see something a little more clown mouthy?	1.3333	0.05374	123	90	25	8
1768	The wind power saves on electricity bills, plus it has a ballroom in the basement.	1.3333	0.05232	132	97	26	9
1769	This model has the best security system in the complex.	1.3333	0.05040	126	90	30	6
1770	The previous owner was an avid golfer and a big fan of renewable energy.	1.3333	0.05496	123	91	23	9
1771	Sorry, we don't do sub par mortgages.	1.3333	0.05963	126	98	14	14
1772	Timing is everything in getting into the housing market	1.3333	0.05291	117	84	27	6
1773	Now you do understand, the wind is not included.	1.3333	0.05120	132	96	28	8
1774	This is a little more open concept than we're looking for.	1.3333	0.04250	153	106	43	4
1775	Two words: Big Balls.	1.3333	0.05593	120	89	22	9
1776	I wish I could tell you it has a miniature price.	1.3333	0.04897	141	102	31	8
1777	I say we let them play through.	1.3333	0.04954	147	108	29	10
1778	But if you can get the car into the garage in one attempt, the local carwash will give you a free pass.	1.3333	0.05563	117	86	23	8
1779	I SAID, IT'S ENERGY EFFICIENT, BUT YOU HAVE TO GET USED TO THE REVOLVING DOORS.	1.3333	0.05539	129	97	21	11
1780	A Quixotic Home at a Sancho Price!	1.3333	0.05429	129	96	23	10
1781	And we have walk and don't walk signs in the living room.	1.3333	0.05564	135	103	19	13
1782	Getting in or out can be a little iffy .	1.3333	0.04769	132	93	34	5
1783	Full disclosure: There is a volcano nearby, but it is dormant.	1.3333	0.05800	114	85	20	9
1784	I can let you have it for five under par	1.3333	0.05593	120	89	22	9
1785	Oh yes, this is a tremendous kids' neighborhood!	1.3333	0.05932	114	86	18	10
1786	The owner wants to move back to Spain to pursue new adventures.	1.3333	0.05285	126	92	26	8
1787	You mentioned you wanted to live on a golf course.	1.3333	0.05232	132	97	26	9
1788	Except for the wind, it's the perfect place if you like small towns and golf."	1.3333	0.05043	135	98	29	8
1789	I hope it's up to par with your standards.	1.3333	0.05357	105	74	27	4
1790	Well Mr. Smith, is this anything like the windmills in your mind"	1.3333	0.05257	135	100	25	10
1791	The master looks right on to hole 18.	1.3333	0.05539	129	97	21	11
1792	Full disclosure: It's a bit drafty, and the neighbors live in a shoe.	1.3333	0.05083	129	93	29	7
1793	This place has 24/7 security provided by the gator on hole 7 and that clown on hole 18.	1.3333	0.05734	123	93	19	11
1794	And you'll be living right on the golf course!	1.3333	0.05361	135	101	23	11
1795	This way you don’t need solar.	1.3333	0.05120	123	88	29	6
1796	Think of it more as being where the action is.	1.3312	0.04370	157	111	40	6
1797	Yes, it might be a bit drafty, but I think you'll appreciate the freshly ground flour each day.	1.3311	0.04672	151	109	34	8
1798	This golf community is perfect for those who don't like to drive, hate to weed, and understand the importance of good timing."	1.3310	0.04899	145	106	30	9
1799	It's an Elon Musk design. Jump in that hole and you're at work in 3 minutes.	1.3310	0.04596	145	103	36	6
1800	The place is great, but I'd add a side entrance.	1.3310	0.04764	142	102	33	7
1801	And this back yard is a great place to putter!	1.3310	0.05069	142	105	27	10
1802	We only provide the best housing for our customers. Ever heard of the lady who lived in a shoe?	1.3310	0.04764	142	102	33	7
1803	. . . and, if someone actually makes the putt, you get to keep the ball.	1.3310	0.04969	142	104	29	9
1804	Wait 'til you see how low the monthly electric bill is!	1.3310	0.04550	142	100	37	5
1805	It's a matter of timing.	1.3309	0.04831	139	100	32	7
1806	"This Dutch Modern needs minimal landscaping and it generates its own electricity.	1.3309	0.04722	139	99	34	6
1807	As you can see, this house comes with its own security system.	1.3309	0.04674	136	96	35	5
1808	This prime site on the 18th hole suddenly became available. The previous owners had an unfortunate accident.	1.3309	0.04789	136	97	33	6
1809	Just use the back door if the wind is blowing more than 5 mph.	1.3309	0.05011	136	99	29	8
1810	It's a great starter home, only a par 2!	1.3309	0.04674	136	96	35	5
1811	The neighborhood is perfect for kids.	1.3308	0.05088	133	97	28	8
1812	Yes, it is a bit of a hole.	1.3308	0.05198	133	98	26	9
1813	It’s walking distance to a school, a loopty-loop, a T-rex and a snack bar. And no one in this neighborhood ever locks their doors!	1.3308	0.04975	133	96	30	7
1814	Bob...as requested, your home comes with your very own private golf course!	1.3308	0.05307	133	99	24	10
1815	And a hole-in-one takes a full point off your interest rate!	1.3308	0.05088	133	97	28	8
1816	I'm telling you... Putt putt is the new oceanfront.	1.3308	0.05198	133	98	26	9
1817	OK when I say go we are going to run to the dot then when I say go we are going to run inside. Got that?	1.3308	0.05198	133	98	26	9
1818	Are you going Dutch?	1.3308	0.05198	133	98	26	9
1819	The former tenant forgot to look both ways before exiting!	1.3308	0.04618	133	93	36	4
1820	Some people worry about security, but trust me, it’s much harder to get in than it looks like.	1.3308	0.05088	133	97	28	8
1821	Rest assured, most people miss their shots.	1.3308	0.05167	130	95	27	8
1822	Yes, and it's right on the golf course.	1.3308	0.05393	130	97	23	10
1823	Timing. Timing. Timing.	1.3308	0.05167	130	95	27	8
1824	And no electric bill.	1.3308	0.05281	130	96	25	9
1825	And it's got superb ventilation.	1.3308	0.04931	130	93	31	6
1826	Well, there are 18 units in the association, and it is strongly recommended that owners do summer elsewhere.	1.3308	0.04931	130	93	31	6
1827	Now let's talk about the elephant in the room.	1.3307	0.05483	127	95	22	10
1828	This one has it all - 100% green energy, low maintenance yard, and a kitschy curb appeal.	1.3307	0.04880	127	90	32	5
1829	Nothing to worry about! This is Amsterdam, not La Mancha.	1.3307	0.05250	127	93	26	8
1830	On three, I say we run for it!	1.3307	0.05483	127	95	22	10
1831	It practically pays for itself.	1.3307	0.05130	127	92	28	7
1832	You don't need a gardener but you may want a caddy.	1.3307	0.04880	127	90	32	5
1833	And as you can see, it uses the latest in wind power generation. You just need to go in the front door quickly.	1.3307	0.05007	127	91	30	6
1834	Naturally, going in or out, timing is essential	1.3307	0.05250	127	93	26	8
1835	Try to time your entries and exits according to prevailing winds.	1.3307	0.05368	127	94	24	9
1836	This next house is best for a couple with a very regular schedule.	1.3306	0.05458	124	92	23	9
1837	Great natural light. Outstanding rooftop views. And a knockout foyer.	1.3306	0.05577	124	93	21	10
1838	You have a nutty neighbor you'll have to keep an eye out for, a Mr. Quixote.	1.3306	0.05694	124	94	19	11
1839	The previous owners were the Millers.	1.3306	0.05694	124	94	19	11
1840	Heating this place will be a breeze	1.3306	0.05428	121	89	24	8
1841	Just one thing before I show you the interior--we won't be able to all go in together.	1.3306	0.05299	121	88	26	7
1842	And the electric bills, ZIP!	1.3306	0.05299	121	88	26	7
1843	If this is out of your price range, I have a nice place next to the clown.	1.3306	0.05553	121	90	22	9
1844	I think this is the perfect fit for you two! It's on a golf course, it's got Old World charm, and the rotating windmill keeps solicitors away.	1.3306	0.05553	121	90	22	9
1845	The walls are structurally sound, but there's a hole in one.	1.3306	0.05553	121	90	22	9
1846	Your comings and goings must be carefully timed.	1.3306	0.05299	121	88	26	7
1847	Not to worry, when there's no wind, there's no problem.	1.3305	0.05523	118	87	23	8
1848	This home is on par with your budget.	1.3305	0.05652	118	88	21	9
1849	In the housing market, timing is everything.	1.3305	0.05523	118	87	23	8
1850	Trust me. It really doesn’t matter. No one plays minature golf today.	1.3304	0.05485	115	84	24	7
1851	You will just love living on the golf course and not having to mow the grass!	1.3304	0.05051	115	81	30	4
1852	It's loaded with charm. You just have to be a little careful when you step out on a windy day.	1.3304	0.05344	115	83	26	6
1853	With cash up front, I can get you in the door of this place, although it might take a few tries.	1.3290	0.04939	155	116	27	12
1854	I think you are going to love it here. But I also think you might want to reconsider buying that dachshund.	1.3290	0.05105	155	118	23	14
1855	If you're alert and nimble and stick close to the walls, I'm sure you'll be very happy here.	1.3289	0.04646	152	110	34	8
1856	Yes, it’s expensive. But you save a lot on electricity.	1.3289	0.04199	149	103	43	3
1857	Hole 7 is the most sought after address on any course.	1.3288	0.04967	146	108	28	10
1858	The lawns are fake but that’s par for the course.	1.3288	0.04967	146	108	28	10
1859	If you like golf you're going to LOVE this next place	1.3286	0.05311	140	106	22	12
1860	You'll learn to time your entrances and exits.	1.3285	0.04760	137	98	33	6
1861	I strongly advise against making a quixotic decision.	1.3285	0.05294	137	103	23	11
1862	On the fairway AND a tax credit for energy efficiency!	1.3285	0.04872	137	99	31	7
1863	It's ideal for a couple that likes to putter around the house.	1.3285	0.05087	137	101	27	9
1864	Access is slightly trickier on windy days.	1.3285	0.05294	137	103	23	11
1865	Well, it fits your budget and has a breathtaking view of the back nine.	1.3285	0.05087	137	101	27	9
1866	Entering into a new home like this is really all about timing.	1.3284	0.05056	134	98	28	8
1867	You said you always wanted to live on a golf course....	1.3284	0.05165	134	99	26	9
1868	Okay, here we are at house number three. Try not to get swept away by this option, folks!	1.3284	0.04829	134	96	32	6
1869	It’s like living near the airport, you just get used to it eventually.	1.3282	0.04778	131	93	33	5
1870	And you get to keep all the balls lost on your property.	1.3282	0.04654	131	92	35	4
1871	The average savings in electricity is $3,600 a year, which you can put toward medical bills.	1.3282	0.05247	131	97	25	9
1872	It's right on the golf course.	1.3282	0.05573	131	100	19	12
1873	Three bedrooms, 2 baths. Well priced. And it comes with a life time supply of whole wheat flour...	1.3281	0.05216	128	94	26	8
1874	The Mulligans are willing to concede that.”	1.3281	0.05446	128	96	22	10
1875	And it backs on to a golf course.	1.3281	0.05216	128	94	26	8
1876	The membership fees are very affordable.	1.3281	0.05216	128	94	26	8
1877	...and not a penny ever for greens fees!"	1.3281	0.05216	128	94	26	8
1878	Do you play golf?	1.3280	0.05051	125	90	29	6
1879	And we also offer hole-in-one insurance!	1.3280	0.05539	125	94	21	10
1880	First, let me explain the security system to you.	1.3280	0.04922	125	89	31	5
1881	If you prefer solar, I'll show you the home on hole 3.	1.3280	0.05654	125	95	19	11
1882	You'll never again pay an electric bill.	1.3280	0.05421	125	93	23	9
1883	Three beds, two baths, par four.	1.3280	0.05178	125	91	27	7
1884	Like I said, it's a risky investment. I don't know if you have the balls to buy it.	1.3279	0.05514	122	91	22	9
1885	It's a wind generator to power your solar panels.	1.3279	0.04861	122	86	32	4
1886	The Tudor on the back nine was not in your price range.	1.3279	0.05263	122	89	26	7
1887	On the bright side, you won't be bothered by solicitors on windy days	1.3279	0.05390	122	90	24	8
1888	Your condo fees are already included in the green fees.	1.3279	0.05132	122	88	28	6
1889	True. But with the hole in FRONT of the door the risk is substantially reduced.	1.3279	0.05514	122	91	22	9
1890	Your front door security system works even better when there's a gale force wind blowing.	1.3277	0.05483	119	88	23	8
1891	Trust me, you’re far more likely to go underwater with the castle.	1.3277	0.04936	119	84	31	4
1892	I understand you folks are open to Dutch Revival ?	1.3277	0.05860	119	91	17	11
1893	Solar power is so yesterday.	1.3276	0.05581	116	86	22	8
1894	Not to put any pressure on you, but golf course views tend to sell quickly”	1.3276	0.05306	116	84	26	6
1895	This one’s got central air!	1.3274	0.05543	113	83	23	7
1896	On the upside, you'll get free air conditioning and golf privileges.	1.3274	0.05543	113	83	23	7
1897	Yes, there's a reason they placed the door on that side.	1.3274	0.05543	113	83	23	7
1898	Real estate, it’s just hit or miss.	1.3274	0.05399	113	82	25	6
1899	It's a great neighborhood! Have you ever played dodge ball?	1.3271	0.05439	107	77	25	5
1900	To live in this house, you've got to have some pretty big balls.	1.3271	0.06053	107	81	17	9
1901	Great neighborhood and everything's close enough that you'll never have to drive.	1.3269	0.05707	104	76	22	6
1902	Look Steve, I'm going to level with you... This place is a hole.	1.3268	0.04979	153	115	26	12
1903	If you want to stretch the budget, we can get you into a clown’s mouth.	1.3267	0.04960	150	112	27	11
1904	Named the most challenging house in Mini Golf Estates.	1.3267	0.04777	150	110	31	9
1905	The front entrance is a little tricky, but it generates its own electricity.	1.3265	0.04745	147	107	32	8
1906	And there's a good breeze year-round.	1.3264	0.04811	144	105	31	8
1907	You're lucky it's still available. The last couple I showed it to, put a bid in, but then tried to enter on the count of "2" instead of "3".	1.3264	0.04605	144	103	35	6
1908	The front nine already sold out so I'd make an offer fast.	1.3262	0.04879	141	103	30	8
1909	I guarantee you. There’s nothing miniature about it.	1.3262	0.04774	141	102	32	7
1910	I really think you'll like this Dutch-style charmer overlooking the 9th fairway.	1.3262	0.04982	141	104	28	9
1911	Trust me, it's a better deal than the laughing clown house.	1.3261	0.04618	138	98	35	5
1912	and you'll notice it is quite convenient to the course	1.3261	0.04842	138	100	31	7
1913	It takes a little getting used to, but it's great for deterring the in-laws!	1.3259	0.04682	135	96	34	5
1914	Just think of all the electricity you can sell.	1.3259	0.04913	135	98	30	7
1915	The owner built this part of the Mar-a-Lago resort for when he was feeling inadequate.	1.3259	0.05344	135	102	22	11
1916	And the electricity is included.	1.3259	0.05239	135	101	24	10
1917	It's open concept and energy efficient.	1.3259	0.04314	135	93	40	2
1918	And of course there's plenty of room to just mill about.	1.3259	0.05133	135	100	26	9
1919	I'm tellin' ya, this property's a hole in one!	1.3259	0.05024	135	99	28	8
1920	...and you can say good-bye to uninvited guests.	1.3259	0.04799	135	97	32	6
1921	Tilting at windmills on your bucket list?	1.3259	0.05133	135	100	26	9
1922	This place is perfect if you like puttering around the house.	1.3258	0.05213	132	98	25	9
1923	You get to keep all the stray balls AND it has a Dutch oven.	1.3258	0.05101	132	97	27	8
1924	Green technology, but the security system's a little tricky.	1.3258	0.05430	132	100	21	11
1925	Maxi golf, it's the next big thing.	1.3258	0.05430	132	100	21	11
1926	But you said you wanted a golf community.	1.3258	0.04869	132	95	31	6
1927	So if you time it right you'll have plenty of money for retirement. I suggest a combination of term and hole life.	1.3256	0.05521	129	98	20	11
1928	Sure, it's a quirky house, but it's right on the fairway.	1.3256	0.04942	129	93	30	6
1929	Each time you get through the door, a bell rings and you get a free game.	1.3256	0.04942	129	93	30	6
1930	The Will states it's yours now. Consider it a windfall	1.3256	0.04818	129	92	32	5
1931	Par 4 quality at par 3 pricing. Wind power. And quiet — most people quit before the 18th hole.	1.3256	0.04942	129	93	30	6
1932	You're kidding, right? Your name really isn't Don Quixote.	1.3256	0.04942	129	93	30	6
1933	This IS mid-century modern	1.3254	0.05018	126	91	29	6
1934	The market here is all about timing.	1.3254	0.05143	126	92	27	7
1935	Falling into the cup. Seen it. Covered it.	1.3254	0.05384	126	94	23	9
1936	This place is as green as they come.	1.3254	0.04890	126	90	31	5
1937	Imagine your weekends puttering around the house.	1.3254	0.05384	126	94	23	9
1938	Perfect place to putter around	1.3252	0.04965	123	88	30	5
1939	It's easy once you get the timing right and it's entirely green	1.3252	0.05596	123	93	20	10
1940	Yes indeed, when it comes to buying houses, timing is everything!	1.3252	0.04829	123	87	32	4
1941	The sellers are downsizing to a pinball machine.	1.3252	0.04965	123	88	30	5
1942	Just don't go in or out when the wind's blowing.	1.3252	0.05227	123	90	26	7
1943	...... with the added benefit of discouraging Jehovah's witnesses.	1.3252	0.05353	123	91	24	8
1944	I haven't told anyone else but...it also grinds corn!	1.3250	0.05444	120	89	23	8
1945	It's quite obvious why the price was dropped, but the location is fantastic"...	1.3250	0.04758	120	84	33	3
1946	You did say you wanted a home on the 18th green.	1.3250	0.05314	120	88	25	7
1947	The balls are bigger too, but you’ll get used to it	1.3250	0.05314	120	88	25	7
1948	Imagine how much money you can save grinding your own corn!	1.3250	0.05571	120	90	21	9
1949	Resort living with a view of the eighteenth hole.	1.3250	0.04903	120	85	31	4
1950	Look both ways when crossing the living room.	1.3248	0.04538	157	114	35	8
1951	It's charming, and you save a ton on your electric bill.	1.3248	0.05406	117	86	24	7
1952	You asked for a house on a golf course, but with your budget........	1.3248	0.05268	117	85	26	6
1953	And if you decide to buy it, I'd avoid taking Ambien.	1.3247	0.04687	154	113	32	9
1954	Each unit in our Mini Golf Retirement Village is unique. This one offers plenty of fresh air and ventilation.	1.3246	0.05359	114	83	25	6
1955	Typical summertime traffic but really quiet in the winter. And it certainly beats the clown you’re liv’n in now.	1.3246	0.05359	114	83	25	6
1956	It's a seller's market. Timing is everything.	1.3243	0.04815	148	109	30	9
1957	There are no HSA fees and the golf is free	1.3243	0.05602	111	82	22	7
1958	Yes, off the grid and with a golf course view!	1.3241	0.04882	145	107	29	9
1959	It will be great once you get into the swing of things.	1.3239	0.04850	142	104	30	8
1960	The last owner got a hole in one on the first try	1.3239	0.04746	142	103	32	7
1961	Tiny houses are all the rage right now and this one is a real hole-in-one.	1.3239	0.05052	142	106	26	10
1962	The wooden shoes are optional.	1.3237	0.04703	139	100	33	6
1963	It's really only a problem in the summer months.	1.3237	0.04813	139	101	31	7
1964	And the decapitation insurance is quite reasonable	1.3235	0.04993	136	100	28	8
1965	Central air? I don't think so.	1.3235	0.04882	136	99	30	7
1966	You might say that we’ve made child’s play out of home security.	1.3235	0.04882	136	99	30	7
1967	You'll be off the grid.	1.3235	0.04882	136	99	30	7
1968	Yes, but think about the low energy costs.	1.3235	0.04769	136	98	32	6
1969	It's a great neighborhood, and you only have to risk death twice a day.	1.3235	0.04993	136	100	28	8
1970	Upgrading from the hole to a moat would be surprisingly affordable.	1.3235	0.04535	136	96	36	4
1971	It's just the one room, but there is a lake and ferris wheel right around the corner.	1.3233	0.05068	133	98	27	8
1972	Wait till you see the security system.	1.3233	0.05288	133	100	23	10
1973	Don Quixote Realtors at your service.	1.3233	0.05068	133	98	27	8
1974	The best part is you never have to cut the lawn.	1.3233	0.04719	133	95	33	5
1975	It's perfect -- a quaint village on a golf course, where the President plays twice a week.	1.3233	0.05179	133	99	25	9
1976	And this is our premium home, where almost no balls go through!	1.3233	0.04838	133	96	31	6
1977	Have you decided which of you is going to pay, or are you going Dutch	1.3232	0.05529	99	71	24	4
1978	So you're looking for a home closer to the fairway."	1.3231	0.04910	130	94	30	6
1979	The Millers? What a coincidence!	1.3231	0.05147	130	96	26	8
1980	It's called oscillating Feng Shui.	1.3231	0.05147	130	96	26	8
1981	Off the grid, what's not to like?	1.3231	0.05030	130	95	28	7
1982	... and if you like the beach, you'll love to hear that it's only a two-minute walk to a sand bunker near the water hazard	1.3231	0.05030	130	95	28	7
1983	Let's wait for the wind to die down and this putt before I show you the beautiful interior?	1.3231	0.05374	130	98	22	10
1984	Of course we can lubricate the windmill and fill in the hole in the front yard before we close.	1.3228	0.04985	127	92	29	6
1985	It's everything you wanted: kid-friendly; renewable-ready; fun part of town.	1.3228	0.04985	127	92	29	6
1986	Now that we are clear on the sustainability features of the house, we can address the elephant in the room.	1.3228	0.04985	127	92	29	6
1987	Just think of how much you’ll save on your electric bill...	1.3228	0.05230	127	94	25	8
1988	This is one of the more challenging properties I am listing ....	1.3228	0.05230	127	94	25	8
1989	Make ‘em a low ball offer.	1.3226	0.05191	124	91	26	7
1990	This is as close to a lighthouse as it is possible to purchase in Iowa	1.3226	0.05063	124	90	28	6
1991	You'll get in on the bottom floor of the small house movement.	1.3226	0.05557	124	94	20	10
1992	Why yes. It was listed as golf course living.	1.3226	0.05191	124	91	26	7
1993	The sellers are very motivated, they're moving to hole 12.	1.3226	0.05191	124	91	26	7
1994	As you can see this part of Lilliput has become gentrified.	1.3226	0.05063	124	90	28	6
1995	To get in on this deal, it's all in the timing.	1.3226	0.05316	124	92	24	8
1996	Out of personal experience, I suggest you watch your step.	1.3226	0.05063	124	90	28	6
1997	True, Mrs. Van Dyke, but only on windy days....	1.3226	0.04797	124	88	32	4
1998	It'd be perfect should one of you develop a handicap.	1.3226	0.05557	124	94	20	10
1999	Yes, it's a fixer. But the energy credits are amazing!	1.3223	0.05145	121	88	27	6
2000	Besides being energy-independent, your home is now 25% more secure!	1.3223	0.05145	121	88	27	6
2001	It comes with a par 3 garage.	1.3223	0.05532	121	91	21	9
2002	The good news is that you are surrounded by other par 3 properties.	1.3221	0.04070	149	103	44	2
2003	...And it's perfect for someone who likes to putter around the house.	1.3220	0.05367	118	87	24	7
2004	The monotonous creaking will help you sleep, and you'll never have to worry about unwanted sales and church people.	1.3220	0.05230	118	86	26	6
2005	Since you’re just dating you can go Dutch on it.	1.3220	0.05500	118	88	22	8
2006	This model is called "The Impossible Dream House".	1.3220	0.05500	118	88	22	8
2007	The energy savings will sweep you off your feet.	1.3220	0.05367	118	87	24	7
2008	This house has everything on your wish list--light and airy with an open floor plan, a fun-filled design for entertaining, and a distinctive and welcoming front entryway.	1.3220	0.04945	118	84	30	4
2009	Not only is it energy efficient, but the location is right on the 14th hole.	1.3220	0.04945	118	84	30	4
2010	And if this isn’t what you’re after, I also have a castle with an uncontrollable drawbridge over on the 7th.	1.3219	0.04854	146	108	29	9
2011	Sure, it's a little tricky getting in and out, but your utility bills will be practically nothing!	1.3219	0.04447	146	104	37	5
2012	It's a little cozy, but the neighborhood's nice and quiet since they moved the pirate ship to hole 18.	1.3217	0.05461	115	85	23	7
2013	In the interest of disclosure, I must tell you this house is a par four	1.3217	0.05461	115	85	23	7
2014	So, Mr. Quixote, you mention there is a bit of family history involved here.	1.3217	0.05319	115	84	25	6
2015	Giant golf balls do roll in every once in a while, but you get used to it	1.3217	0.04718	143	104	32	7
2016	Lucky for you, it has the highest hole in one rating on the course.	1.3214	0.05413	112	82	24	6
2017	You want to use the back door.	1.3214	0.05107	112	80	28	4
2018	It's a windmill, just like the President	1.3214	0.05196	140	106	23	11
2019	It’s also haunted.	1.3214	0.05390	140	108	19	13
2020	Utilities included for life.	1.3214	0.04564	140	100	35	5
2021	Yes, you're right, but the big paddles keep most of them out.	1.3214	0.04994	140	104	27	9
2022	Great buy! Master suite, two additional bedrooms, two full baths, upgraded kitchen and fully off the grid.	1.3212	0.04626	137	98	34	5
2023	You guys wanted a gated community with a golf course, so at seven million this is a steal in San Francisco!	1.3212	0.05173	137	103	24	10
2024	I will say the architecture here strongly favors the nimble.	1.3212	0.04852	137	100	30	7
2025	Thanks for coming to this open house.	1.3212	0.04962	137	101	28	8
2026	I know you said green was important.	1.3212	0.04740	137	99	32	6
2027	This one goes for three hundred, but if you're looking for something a little cheaper, we have the clown's mouth for two-seventy-five.	1.3209	0.04569	134	95	35	4
2028	Look, this is the only one in town!	1.3209	0.04569	134	95	35	4
2029	To be honest ,it can get a little breezy .	1.3209	0.04923	134	98	29	7
2030	We lovingly refer to this model as the 'Don Qui-Hole-in-One'	1.3209	0.05036	134	99	27	8
2031	It's quaint, charming, and you can work on your short game.	1.3209	0.04923	134	98	29	7
2032	But the ball almost never makes it in the front door.	1.3209	0.04690	134	96	33	5
2033	Tulips, always plant tulips.	1.3209	0.05360	134	102	21	11
2034	One bedroom, air conditioned...Charming old world facade and a yard to putter in...Those were your criteria, no?	1.3206	0.04998	131	96	28	7
2035	I said we wanted a place ON a golf course not IN a golf course.	1.3206	0.05227	131	98	24	9
2036	This house is a steal. Electricity from wind power and a golf course view.	1.3206	0.04757	131	94	32	5
2037	I cannot emphasize enough how important it is to have a good exit strategy in place before you invest in this property.	1.3206	0.05114	131	97	26	8
2038	But, Don Quixote is your neighbor.	1.3206	0.05114	131	97	26	8
2039	It’s a bit over budget, but you are on the first hole.	1.3206	0.05227	131	98	24	9
2040	We’ve managed to reduce the possibility of home invasion robbery by 25 percent.	1.3206	0.04879	131	95	30	6
2041	Of course you can ‘Go Dutch’ with the payments	1.3205	0.04546	156	114	34	8
2042	Just what you asked for, an affordable, active community.	1.3205	0.04360	156	112	38	6
2043	It’s the latest in green living.	1.3203	0.05075	128	94	27	7
2044	…And your electricity bills would be quite low…	1.3203	0.05075	128	94	27	7
2045	One pill makes you larger	1.3203	0.05312	128	96	23	9
2046	You’ ve been looking for a sweet deal on golf course property, right? How about this cottage right on the green?	1.3203	0.05075	128	94	27	7
2047	I know this isn’t as nice as the water-hazard-front property but that was way out of your budget.	1.3203	0.05075	128	94	27	7
2048	You DO know the windmill house is the best property on this golf course, right?	1.3203	0.05195	128	95	25	8
2049	How do you feel about letting 'em play through?	1.3200	0.05400	125	94	22	9
2050	You get the whole white picket fence thing without feeling so trapped.	1.3200	0.05029	125	91	28	6
2051	Because it’s a World Heritage Site, you couldn’t make exterior alterations.	1.3200	0.05634	125	96	18	11
2052	As you can see, there is nothing miniature about it.	1.3200	0.05400	125	94	22	9
2053	Believe me, it is better than solar and forces you to exercise	1.3200	0.04765	125	89	32	4
2054	Did I mention it comes with a pool?	1.3200	0.05518	125	95	20	10
2055	And the commute is easy, except for the last part.	1.3197	0.05240	122	90	25	7
2056	You're in luck, because in the windy season this place will cost you and arm and a leg.	1.3197	0.04975	122	88	29	5
2057	But you said you wanted a golf view.	1.3197	0.05109	122	89	27	6
2058	Or, if you prefer, I can show you a lovely "angry gorilla" property just around the corner.	1.3197	0.05109	122	89	27	6
2059	The housing crisis has affected every industry.	1.3197	0.05240	122	90	25	7
2060	WHEN IT'S WINDY IT'LL BE GOOD TO STAY INDOORS.	1.3197	0.05368	122	91	23	8
2061	It's the only wind powered unit in the Hole neighborhood.	1.3197	0.05240	122	90	25	7
2062	Neighborhood's a little under par, but it's a short drive to work.	1.3197	0.05240	122	90	25	7
2063	Don't worry, no one ever gets it into the windmill.	1.3194	0.04479	144	103	36	5
2064	If this isn't your thing, I've got a clown's mouth listing that's priced to move.	1.3194	0.04992	144	108	26	10
2065	People love the open floor plan.	1.3194	0.04586	144	104	34	6
2066	The ball hardly ever comes through.	1.3194	0.04893	144	107	28	9
2067	In this neighborhood, a fixer-upper is par for the course.	1.3194	0.04992	144	108	26	10
2068	It is completely powered by sustainable energy and it has a great view of the 18th hole.	1.3193	0.05193	119	87	26	6
2069	The current owners are motivated to sell. Consider it a guaranteed hole in one.	1.3193	0.04911	119	85	30	4
2070	Think of it this way. It's like you're always on vacation.	1.3193	0.04612	119	83	34	2
2071	Think of it as a challenge every day.	1.3193	0.05328	119	88	24	7
2072	If this isn't your style I can show you a 3 bedroom with a loop-the-loop.	1.3191	0.04861	141	104	29	8
2073	The white picket fence? The current owner, uh, repurposed it.	1.3191	0.05065	141	106	25	10
2074	This cute home is part of an exclusive miniature golf course community	1.3191	0.04648	141	102	33	6
2075	I hear you like to golf	1.3191	0.04755	141	103	31	7
2076	You'll be the first on your block with renewable energy.	1.3191	0.04537	141	101	35	5
2077	No garage, but you won't be driving on this course.	1.3191	0.05261	141	108	21	12
2078	Yes...it's a bit smaller but, it's right on the golf course.	1.3191	0.04648	141	102	33	6
2079	Please remember that the covenant requires that you always leave the doors open	1.3190	0.05421	116	86	23	7
2080	And wait till you see the keyless entry!	1.3190	0.05691	116	88	19	9
2081	In your price range this was the best option with a golf course view.	1.3190	0.05281	116	85	25	6
2082	With the right timing you can make it right to the second floor.	1.3188	0.05141	138	104	24	10
2083	As I mentioned at your first visit, there may occasionally be times were you may not want to leave the house	1.3188	0.05243	138	105	22	11
2084	To be honest, we're not entirely sure where it leads.	1.3188	0.04931	138	102	28	8
2085	And the power generation alone will provide you a guaranteed income for life.	1.3188	0.04712	138	100	32	6
2086	This is one of the newest models from Don Quixote modular homes.	1.3188	0.04598	138	99	34	5
2087	This is great starter home while you are young, fit, and childless.	1.3188	0.05141	138	104	24	10
2088	The pirate's cove might be more in your price range.	1.3188	0.04712	138	100	32	6
2089	You'd never have to mow again.	1.3188	0.04482	138	98	36	4
2090	And it’s got the very latest in sustainably-sourced energy.	1.3186	0.05070	113	81	28	4
2091	For windy days, there is a backdoor	1.3186	0.05518	113	84	22	7
2092	The kids will love it.	1.3185	0.04661	135	97	33	5
2093	If balls are a problem, and the blades aren’t cutting it, you could always add a drawbridge or a metal loop-de-loop.	1.3185	0.04661	135	97	33	5
2094	. . . however, the seller retains playing privileges.	1.3185	0.04541	135	96	35	4
2095	The area is zoned for both residential and comical.	1.3185	0.04893	135	99	29	7
2096	Yes, but you get to keep all the golf balls that come through the door	1.3185	0.04893	135	99	29	7
2097	Real estate is about being at the right place at the right time.	1.3185	0.04893	135	99	29	7
2098	You're only a par from the church and a birdie from the zoo.	1.3185	0.05114	135	101	25	9
2099	I don't know... I'm just not a fan of those granite counter tops	1.3185	0.05428	135	104	19	12
2100	It's only a par 3 now but with a little TLC you'll have a par 4 before you know it.	1.3185	0.05114	135	101	25	9
2101	It has the latest green energy features.	1.3185	0.04661	135	97	33	5
2102	You know what they say, “rotation, rotation, rotation”	1.3185	0.04661	135	97	33	5
2103	This House has all the charm of a Dutch Colonial and is on a golf course.	1.3182	0.04579	154	113	33	8
2104	See, in this neighbourhood you'd just call it regular golf	1.3182	0.05193	132	99	24	9
2105	Welcome to the open house.	1.3182	0.04579	154	113	33	8
2106	The windmill? It's par for the course.	1.3182	0.06574	88	67	14	7
2107	Security is intermittent	1.3182	0.05314	110	80	25	5
2108	Be careful with the front door. Especially on a windy day.	1.3179	0.04733	151	112	30	9
2109	...and its Energy Star rating is 'off the charts!'	1.3178	0.04795	129	93	31	5
2110	...and the lease includes free insurance against blunt trauma and dismemberment.	1.3178	0.05390	129	98	21	10
2111	I don't know why they call it mini golf. Everything is huge.	1.3178	0.05042	129	95	27	7
2112	Did I mention that any balls that make it in belong to you?	1.3178	0.05160	129	96	25	8
2113	If parking is that important, we can show you the Fire Station at #7.	1.3178	0.05276	129	97	23	9
2114	And there are no green fees.	1.3178	0.04920	129	94	29	6
2115	What did you expect? A castle?	1.3178	0.05160	129	96	25	8
2116	When you hear "Fore!" you run upstairs now, okay ?	1.3178	0.05042	129	95	27	7
2117	Of course, nothing says you have to let them play through.	1.3175	0.04734	126	90	32	4
2118	Just think of the money you’ll save on electricity	1.3175	0.05121	126	93	26	7
2119	you said we should go dutch	1.3175	0.05363	126	95	22	9
2120	Drafty? No. Why do you ask?	1.3172	0.04765	145	107	30	8
2121	The right time to enter the market changes by the second.	1.3172	0.04765	145	107	30	8
2122	Fairway view!	1.3172	0.04765	145	107	30	8
2123	Are you interested in this as a home, investment property, or guillotine?	1.3172	0.04765	145	107	30	8
2124	It has a couple of drawbacks, but think what you'll save on electricity.	1.3172	0.04663	145	106	32	7
2125	You asked for something "above par" --this is it, on your budget!	1.3172	0.04765	145	107	30	8
2126	Houses don’t get any greener than this one.	1.3172	0.04663	145	106	32	7
2127	In this neighborhood when anyone says'"get outta' the way", just do it.	1.3171	0.05204	123	91	25	7
2128	When the golf ball comes through the doorway,you stand here.	1.3171	0.05454	123	93	21	9
2129	With your budget, this is the best I could do regarding listings on a golf course.	1.3171	0.05099	164	129	18	17
2130	This timeshare unit includes unlimited rounds of golf.	1.3171	0.04941	123	89	29	5
2131	I would suggest buying both properties, in case you get a hole in one.	1.3171	0.05330	123	92	23	8
2132	The grandkids will love it.	1.3171	0.05074	123	90	27	6
2133	Actually, it's a FOOORE!-Closure	1.3169	0.04934	142	106	27	9
2134	Good schools, close to shopping...oh there’s one other thing you need to know.	1.3169	0.04511	142	102	35	5
2135	As I said, it’s A somewhat gated community	1.3169	0.05034	142	107	25	10
2136	It's all about the second floor.	1.3169	0.04727	142	104	31	7
2137	And, you can apply for energy efficient financing.	1.3169	0.04727	142	104	31	7
2138	We can get you out of your Pirate Ship and into this “classic” within the month !!	1.3169	0.04511	142	102	35	5
2139	Let me show you the interior. Immediately.	1.3169	0.04727	142	104	31	7
2140	I know it's not on the course of your dreams but the price is right.	1.3167	0.05019	120	87	28	5
2141	With our windmill home, you save on electricity, speed up your reflexes AND discourage unwanted visitors.	1.3167	0.05421	120	90	22	8
2142	It livens up around here in the summer.	1.3165	0.04455	139	99	36	4
2143	Just let me know. The timing is crucial.	1.3165	0.05210	139	106	22	11
2144	For an extra 20 grand, I can get you on a water hazard.	1.3165	0.05309	139	107	20	12
2145	Elephant? What elephant?	1.3165	0.05109	139	105	24	10
2146	And you'll be happy to know the mortgage rate is way under par.	1.3165	0.04683	139	101	32	6
2147	This one comes with club membership and utilities included.	1.3162	0.05242	117	86	25	6
2148	It's not a run-of-the-mill golf course community.	1.3162	0.05242	117	86	25	6
2149	It's expensive but you could always go Dutch.	1.3162	0.05516	117	88	21	8
2150	Well, it's on a golf course, just like I promised. And I wouldn't worry too much. They almost never make it into the windmill.	1.3162	0.04862	136	100	29	7
2151	It's only a Par 3, but the view is fantastic!	1.3162	0.04973	136	101	27	8
2152	And you have a lovely view of the golf course.	1.3162	0.04514	136	97	35	4
2153	Let me hazard a guess.	1.3162	0.04633	136	98	33	5
2154	You might want to be a bit careful when you are going in or out.	1.3162	0.04862	136	100	29	7
2155	Don't be indecisive. There are a lot of people lined up to go through this house.	1.3162	0.04862	136	100	29	7
2156	This is truly the most exclusive golf course real estate there is! NOBODY gets Windmill. Nobody!	1.3158	0.05269	133	101	22	10
2157	Inspired by Mr. Swift’s book, we call this subdivision “Lilliputt”	1.3158	0.05185	114	83	26	5
2158	I think you'll find that this property is well above par.	1.3158	0.05160	133	100	24	9
2159	On Sunday afternoons you can expect a little more traffic in the neighborhood.	1.3158	0.04934	133	98	28	7
2160	If you time it just right you'll have no problem going in and out.	1.3158	0.05048	133	99	26	8
2161	A hole-in-one no longer qualifies for a zero down mortgage.	1.3158	0.05160	133	100	24	9
2162	... but I can't recommend the neighborhood. Everybody seems pretty teed off.	1.3158	0.04518	152	111	34	7
2163	Buy it today and I'll throw in free club membership.	1.3158	0.05476	114	85	22	7
2164	OK - let me address the elephant in the room. There is a black hole in the front yard of this property.	1.3154	0.04770	149	111	29	9
2165	There is a very small easement with the property.	1.3154	0.04888	130	95	29	6
2166	Why hold out for a dream home when you could move into a family-sized fantasy?	1.3154	0.05126	130	97	25	8
2167	This little gem was once owned by the Quixote family.	1.3154	0.05009	130	96	27	7
2168	It's energy self sufficient and the old woman in the shoe next door loves kids.	1.3154	0.05009	130	96	27	7
2169	It's a starter. You can move up to the 18th later.	1.3154	0.05241	130	98	23	9
2170	I like to think the blades add a unique level of excitement to the entryway. And you'll never need another table fan. That, folks, is what we call a wind-win.	1.3154	0.04888	130	95	29	6
2171	Are you feeling nimble today?	1.3154	0.05126	130	97	25	8
2172	Relax. It comes with a Don Quixote restraining order.	1.3154	0.04888	130	95	29	6
2173	At least coming home drunk will be an adventure.	1.3151	0.04636	146	107	32	7
2174	This coveted home has a view of the 4th, 5th, 6th, 9th, 10th and 12th greens.	1.3151	0.05027	146	111	24	11
2175	You'll love the neighbours – Mr Quixote is quite a character.	1.3150	0.05087	127	94	26	7
2176	Could we see one with a lower par?	1.3150	0.04962	127	93	28	6
2177	Technically, it's on the green. And it's certainly in your price range.	1.3150	0.05208	127	95	24	8
2178	Irony is always a good investment.	1.3150	0.05208	127	95	24	8
2179	You’ll only get your key deposit back when you return the balls	1.3150	0.05087	127	94	26	7
2180	The golf balls will be an adjustment, but think of what you'll save on your electric bill.	1.3150	0.04835	127	92	30	5
2181	And for every 'hole-in-one', you get a free month of rent"	1.3150	0.05087	127	94	26	7
2182	Is this the windmill of your mind?	1.3148	0.05527	108	80	22	6
2183	And as a bonus you will enjoy reduced electric bills	1.3148	0.05681	108	81	20	7
2184	Well, nuclear just isn't practical.	1.3147	0.05101	143	109	23	11
2185	Past tenants have increased their cardio by more than 40%!	1.3147	0.04803	143	106	29	8
2186	Sure, it does get a little drafty, but the curb appeal's a hole-in-one.	1.3145	0.05293	124	93	23	8
2187	A home on a golf course always keeps its value.	1.3145	0.04633	124	88	33	3
2188	Oh, don't listen to Mr. Quixote and his nonsense. This house is perfectly safe.	1.3145	0.05168	124	92	25	7
2189	And it comes with a charming legend about an elephant who thinks he’s Don Quixote.	1.3145	0.05168	124	92	25	7
2190	It's perfect for those who like to putter around the house.	1.3145	0.05168	124	92	25	7
2191	You'll love it! Much more room than the Clown Face.	1.3145	0.05416	124	94	21	9
2192	Sure, your neighbors are a giant clown head and a mechanical alligator, but you wouldn’t be living on the back nine anymore.	1.3145	0.04772	124	89	31	4
2193	Besides the occasional golf ball, you have to watch out for a crazy Spaniard with a lance.	1.3143	0.04871	140	104	28	8
2194	The view of the Clown's Mouth is to die for.	1.3143	0.04655	140	102	32	6
2195	And it has a unique drainage system in case of floods	1.3143	0.04764	140	103	30	7
2196	My commission is par for the course.	1.3143	0.04764	140	103	30	7
2197	And also remember, no more electric bills.	1.3143	0.04764	140	103	30	7
2198	Mr. Trump doesn't believe in miniature golf.	1.3143	0.06100	105	81	15	9
2199	In addition to the club membership, it comes with a two-stroke handicap.	1.3143	0.04764	140	103	30	7
2200	In a small market like this, timing is everything.	1.3140	0.05382	121	91	22	8
2201	The mortgage? Oh, it's not bad. APR for the course.	1.3140	0.05382	121	91	22	8
2202	Any extra power gets sold back to the grid.	1.3140	0.05253	121	90	24	7
2203	Living on a golf course, your dream come true!	1.3140	0.05382	121	91	22	8
2204	You can speed up the windmill when say your parents visit...it's hysterical watching them try to time the entrance.	1.3140	0.05382	121	91	22	8
2205	I think we can reduce the price, it’s only a par 2.	1.3139	0.04942	137	102	27	8
2206	Listen, the other 17 homes you want us to look at...are they...similar to this one?	1.3139	0.04720	137	100	31	6
2207	It's a three story colonial with great curb appeal and a beautiful view of the tee.	1.3139	0.04605	137	99	33	5
2208	They tee off at 6am but that's what makes it affordable.	1.3137	0.05742	102	76	20	6
2209	So finally, you pop out of the hole, dodge the blade, somersault through the door, and Voila, you're at your polling place. Please don't forget to present your photo ID.	1.3136	0.05734	118	91	17	10
2210	No, the previous tenants had not considered solar.	1.3136	0.05205	118	87	25	6
2211	And like all the homes at Trump-Crest Village, it was designed by the President himself.	1.3136	0.05476	118	89	21	8
2212	The housing market, much like the entry and exit of this home, is all about timing!	1.3134	0.04903	134	99	28	7
2213	You said you wanted to be in a neighborhood with kids.	1.3134	0.05016	134	100	26	8
2214	All wind power, not to mention you'll have a great view of the alligator on hole #5	1.3130	0.05293	115	85	24	6
2215	I've got just the place for you, Mr. and Mrs. Quixote	1.3130	0.05293	115	85	24	6
2216	You'll have a ball here in Lilli-putt	1.3130	0.05147	115	84	26	5
2217	In this property, it’s not about location—it’s about timing your entrance.	1.3130	0.05147	115	84	26	5
2218	Frankly, folks, living in Putt-Putt Village takes balls.	1.3130	0.04976	131	97	27	7
2219	I don’t know what else you want - two bedrooms, on the golf course, close to downtown, and a hole in one wins a free game.	1.3130	0.05093	131	98	25	8
2220	Odd, I know, but the electric bill is low.	1.3130	0.04479	131	93	35	3
2221	Before we get into the specifics of this place, let me ask you a question Bob and Helen- Do you like golf?	1.3130	0.04976	131	97	27	7
2222	This gorgeous Dutch Colonial Revival is only moments from the course.	1.3130	0.05428	131	101	19	11
2223	What with the income from the milled grain and the local giants` miniature golf fees, this place will pay for itself.	1.3130	0.04857	131	96	29	6
2224	I'm concerned about a draft.	1.3130	0.04976	131	97	27	7
2225	No one even makes it to this round, and if they do, we cover your utilities for the month. Hole-in-one if you ask me.	1.3130	0.04976	131	97	27	7
2226	There may be a zoning issue.	1.3125	0.04774	144	107	29	8
2227	Your neighbors have longer par and more distractions.	1.3125	0.05406	128	98	20	10
2228	I wouldn’t put anything breakable in the foyer.	1.3125	0.04803	128	93	30	5
2229	And if you get a hole in one, they will take 10% off the purchase price!	1.3125	0.05291	128	97	22	9
2230	Think of it as buying a small carbon footprint.	1.3125	0.05173	128	96	24	8
2231	If you like this, let me also show you our signature waterfall hole.	1.3125	0.05053	128	95	26	7
2232	True, the insurance is expensive, but the house is very "green."	1.3125	0.04929	128	94	28	6
2233	And the best part is you can buy it with revolving credit	1.3125	0.04348	144	103	37	4
2234	It's a par four fixer-upper.	1.3121	0.04286	141	100	38	3
2235	And the windmill can be voice activated with Alexa.	1.3121	0.05146	141	108	22	11
2236	It'll pay for itself in 11 years.	1.3121	0.04736	141	104	30	7
2237	Yes, coming and going can be tricky... but it's rent controlled!	1.3120	0.05378	125	95	21	9
2238	Yes, it is a little more expensive than the Dinosaur and Volcano models we saw but you’ll save a whole lot on electricity.	1.3120	0.04875	125	91	29	5
2239	Think you can swing it?	1.3120	0.05133	125	93	25	7
2240	The buyer’s have agreed to throw in a clown’s mouth at closing.	1.3120	0.05133	125	93	25	7
2241	You can adjust the blade speed to deter all kinds of intruders.	1.3120	0.04740	125	90	31	4
2242	The security system is considered on par with the best.	1.3120	0.05005	125	92	27	6
2243	And it has a great view of the golf course!	1.3119	0.05326	109	80	24	5
2244	This baby won’t last... It’s all about the timing.	1.3116	0.05224	138	106	21	11
2245	I’m sorry, this house just isn’t up to par.	1.3116	0.04911	138	103	27	8
2246	You just have to time your mother-in- law's exit just right.	1.3115	0.05216	122	91	24	7
2247	It’s got great airflow.	1.3115	0.04811	122	88	30	4
2248	This place boasts renewable energy and proximity to a golf course!	1.3115	0.05344	122	92	22	8
2249	This was early wind power ...	1.3113	0.04621	151	112	31	8
2250	See? It says so right here: "Central Air included."	1.3111	0.04757	135	99	30	6
2251	The entrance is a bit hinky,but once you're inside the rest is a breeze	1.3111	0.04639	135	98	32	5
2252	The prior owner was a miniature golf enthusiast before his untimely death.	1.3111	0.05306	135	104	20	11
2253	It can be a little tricky getting in and out.	1.3111	0.04984	135	101	26	8
2254	Oh. Yes, there's also a back door.	1.3111	0.04757	135	99	30	6
2255	Homeowner's liability insurance is not required, but I strongly recommend it.	1.3109	0.05028	119	87	27	5
2256	Not only does this home produce it's own clean energy but it has a great view of the 7th hole.	1.3109	0.05167	119	88	25	6
2257	Built by Gulliver himself, Lilliput-put is a truly exclusive location!	1.3109	0.05167	119	88	25	6
2258	Don't look at me! You should have planned better for retirement.	1.3109	0.05167	119	88	25	6
2259	Sorry. This one is under contract. But, I've got an open house today on the loop de loop next door.	1.3109	0.05436	119	90	21	8
2260	And here's another plus - you'll be completely off the grid!	1.3109	0.04884	119	86	29	4
2261	Think of it as a whole house fan.	1.3108	0.04780	148	111	28	9
2262	It is a good buy if you both have a strong short game.	1.3108	0.04780	148	111	28	9
2263	If you waive the inspection, I can throw in a free game.	1.3108	0.04482	148	108	34	6
2264	Not only does it have a great view of the 18th hole, you get to keep all of the golf balls that get stuck in the living room.	1.3106	0.04944	132	98	27	7
2265	This isn’t what you had in mind when you said, you wanted a house that was “green?”	1.3106	0.04944	132	98	27	7
2266	And you’ll save on air conditioning.	1.3106	0.04825	132	97	29	6
2267	In addition, you'll get home exchange privileges with Chuck's Bowling Pin Estates and Harold's Splash Lagoon Condos.	1.3106	0.04825	132	97	29	6
2268	We are the largest mini golf community on the East Coast"	1.3106	0.05283	132	101	21	10
2269	Of course all your home appliances are connected and you're finally off the grid.	1.3106	0.05060	132	99	25	8
2270	Yes, it needs a few upgrades, but with a classic like this that’s par for the course.	1.3106	0.04944	132	98	27	7
2271	I feel freer now to mention that it’s a tiny bit drafty.	1.3106	0.04320	132	93	37	2
2272	remember, you did ask for a surreal estate agent.	1.3103	0.04846	145	109	27	9
2273	Yes, the windy days are why it's marked down.	1.3103	0.05110	116	85	26	5
2274	This fine home has a unique security system. You don't need a front door, just turn on the windmill when you leave the house.	1.3103	0.05110	116	85	26	5
2275	The owners say they'll accept below asking price if you get a hole-in-one.	1.3103	0.05797	116	90	16	10
2276	The bedroom gets morning sun. A staccato effect of course.	1.3103	0.04944	145	110	25	10
2277	Now why would you need solar?	1.3101	0.04897	129	95	28	6
2278	We do suggest avoiding outdoor activities between 10 AM and 7 PM daily.	1.3101	0.05019	129	96	26	7
2279	Dont worry, it's not a real windmill.	1.3101	0.04772	129	94	30	5
2280	If you buy today, Mr. and Mrs. Quixote, I'll throw in a complementary round of golf.	1.3101	0.05138	129	97	24	8
2281	It came on the market after the last owners mysteriously disappeared.	1.3101	0.05138	129	97	24	8
2282	Well, you said you could not afford that place on the golf course	1.3101	0.04897	129	95	28	6
2283	My name's Bob, and I'l be your guide today. Will this be your first acid trip?	1.3101	0.05255	129	98	22	9
2284	In this market, this is the best course I can get you on.	1.3101	0.05019	129	96	26	7
2285	Yeah, no, it’s a tiny house, sure, but it’s right on the darned golf course!	1.3101	0.05019	129	96	26	7
2286	It's not a sink hole, it's a Par Three.	1.3101	0.04897	129	95	28	6
2287	The Wind energy credits make this place almost free !	1.3100	0.05260	100	72	25	3
2288	This run-of-the-mill home falls well within your budget.	1.3099	0.04915	142	107	26	9
2289	And there's a golf course.	1.3095	0.05459	126	97	19	10
2290	Mind if I play through?	1.3095	0.05459	126	97	19	10
2291	Just set the speed to high at night.	1.3095	0.04842	126	92	29	5
2292	If you want to go Dutch, it's yours.	1.3095	0.05574	126	98	17	11
2293	This will look great with our other yard art!	1.3095	0.05098	126	94	25	7
2294	You'll have to putt some work into this one, but it's worth it.	1.3095	0.05459	126	97	19	10
2295	What's more, it qualifies your full home purchase price for renewable energy tax credit.	1.3095	0.05221	126	95	23	8
2296	If it's windy, it's one at a time	1.3095	0.04842	126	92	29	5
2297	The 18th hole is extremely desirable.	1.3094	0.04662	139	102	31	6
2298	As is often the case in these negotiations, timing is everything.	1.3094	0.04881	139	104	27	8
2299	...and you won't need central air conditioning.	1.3094	0.04662	139	102	31	6
2300	A certain Spanish knight expressed interest until he found the dragon on 18.	1.3094	0.04773	139	103	29	7
2301	I hear you. But on the plus side, it’s 100% energy efficient.	1.3094	0.04773	139	103	29	7
2302	Think of it as your impossible dream house.	1.3092	0.04689	152	114	29	9
2303	"The previous owners loved it, but they lost a step.	1.3089	0.05307	123	93	22	8
2304	Access is an on again off again arrangement.	1.3089	0.05049	123	91	26	6
2305	Location, location, location. Am I right, folks?	1.3089	0.04916	123	90	28	5
2306	And it's the only one with a hole in the front.	1.3089	0.05049	123	91	26	6
2307	Great views, and it's right on the golf course!	1.3089	0.04778	123	89	30	4
2308	This property is going to move fast.	1.3088	0.04952	136	102	26	8
2309	The only other lot I have available is the Clown's Mouth property.	1.3088	0.04611	136	99	32	5
2310	....and you will never need air conditioning!"	1.3088	0.04368	136	97	36	3
2311	The only downside is you cannot close the doors until 9pm.	1.3088	0.04841	136	101	28	7
2312	True, it could drive you nuts, but your energy costs are zero!	1.3088	0.04841	136	101	28	7
2313	This place is meant for the couple who like to putter around the house on weekends.	1.3088	0.04841	136	101	28	7
2314	Just think of it as the original energy-efficient tiny house	1.3088	0.05168	136	104	22	10
2315	Fads may come and go, but high ceilings last forever.	1.3088	0.04841	136	101	28	7
2316	Bad news. The castle on the beach is already gone.	1.3088	0.04952	136	102	26	8
2317	I know you said the last property was a hole, but this one will be different, I promise.	1.3088	0.04952	136	102	26	8
2318	No-Cervantes never actually slept here.	1.3087	0.04457	149	109	34	6
2319	Just one word of caution: watch out when you're comin' out the door."	1.3083	0.05397	120	91	21	8
2320	We like to call it the golf resort for the little guy.	1.3083	0.04992	120	88	27	5
2321	At par four, this is on the most desirable units in the neighborhood.	1.3083	0.05525	120	92	19	9
2322	You're gonna love the open floor plan!	1.3083	0.05131	120	89	25	6
2323	Magnificent view! Overlooks the dinosaur!	1.3083	0.05131	120	89	25	6
2324	Right on the course!	1.3083	0.04992	120	88	27	5
2325	And you are allowed to keep any golf ball that makes its way in.	1.3083	0.05131	120	89	25	6
2326	Abandoned theme park living will become the new rage.	1.3083	0.05131	120	89	25	6
2327	Tell Alexa to control the speed and which family members get in.	1.3083	0.04795	133	98	29	6
2328	But its in a great school district	1.3083	0.05027	133	100	25	8
2329	The only downside is that your comings and goings have to be timed.	1.3083	0.04795	133	98	29	6
2330	It generates its own power, but the security system is tricky.	1.3083	0.05139	133	101	23	9
2331	Everywhere is just a short drive away!	1.3083	0.05139	133	101	23	9
2332	I’ve got another on 14 I think you’re gonna love.	1.3083	0.05027	133	100	25	8
2333	It's a steal for the price, and all you have to do is time your entries and exits.	1.3083	0.05027	133	100	25	8
2334	Of course you need big balls to live here.	1.3083	0.04795	133	98	29	6
2335	Perfect for puttering around the yard.	1.3083	0.05139	133	101	23	9
2336	Don Quixote once lived here.	1.3082	0.04817	146	110	27	9
2337	You must time your entrances and exits with great precision.	1.3082	0.04074	146	103	41	2
2338	Can we see now the next hole with the little pond?	1.3082	0.04617	146	108	31	7
2339	I'm afraid that's correct, if someone gets a hole in one they do obtain legal title to your house.	1.3082	0.04457	159	118	33	8
2340	Full discloser,this property has experienced Quixotes.	1.3077	0.04986	130	97	26	7
2341	It's the architect's vision of a mixed-use development. He's the developer's kid and he's going to be 11 in November.	1.3077	0.05220	130	99	22	9
2342	In your price range, this is the only course side real estate you can afford	1.3077	0.04783	143	107	28	8
2343	You just have to remember to duck every 27 seconds.	1.3077	0.04783	143	107	28	8
2344	Not to worry! You can control the rotation speed with our app. And we expect to have a solution for the giant white balls any day now.	1.3077	0.04885	143	108	26	9
2345	Well, you did mention you loved golf.	1.3077	0.05073	117	86	26	5
2346	Way cheaper than solar, and architecturally—much more stylish.	1.3077	0.04783	143	107	28	8
2347	Just stay upstairs when the course is open.	1.3077	0.04741	130	95	30	5
2348	European elegance with the original sustainable energy. I advise you either get in fast or wait for the next one.	1.3077	0.05216	117	87	24	6
2349	There's interest from other buyers, but I'm tilting towards you.	1.3077	0.04925	117	85	28	4
2350	This property is protected by an inexpensive but very effective security system.	1.3077	0.04679	143	106	30	7
2351	And the kitchen has granite millstone	1.3077	0.04325	156	114	36	6
2352	The location is amazing. We are right next to a barn, a bridge, and a very unique Clown's head.	1.3077	0.04986	130	97	26	7
2353	And look at all the room to putter around in this backyard!	1.3077	0.05073	117	86	26	5
2354	What if they did pay you to live here?	1.3077	0.04985	143	109	24	10
2355	Just avoid poking your head out on the front of the window and you'll be fine."	1.3077	0.04925	117	85	28	4
2356	a house with a white picket fence around it not ON it!	1.3071	0.04851	140	105	27	8
2357	You'll get the hang of it in no time.	1.3071	0.04522	140	102	33	5
2358	Once you get the timing right you really appreciate the green aspects."	1.3071	0.04956	140	106	25	9
2359	You're right, the feng shui isn't perfect but that has brought the price point in line with our budget.	1.3071	0.04634	140	103	31	6
2360	Timing is everything for the real estate market in this neighborhood.	1.3071	0.04744	140	104	29	7
2361	I think you'll like the home security system on this one.	1.3071	0.04938	127	94	27	6
2362	This one's within your budget and it overlooks a golf course.	1.3071	0.04678	127	92	31	4
2363	You have to putt the ball into the black hole from the living room to get the wind mill to stop.	1.3071	0.04810	127	93	29	5
2364	You'll never go back to central AC again.	1.3071	0.05063	127	95	25	7
2365	It's the latest in golf course community living	1.3071	0.04938	127	94	27	6
2366	Homes on golf courses always sell at a premium.	1.3071	0.05535	127	99	17	11
2367	And it’s right on the golf course	1.3070	0.05590	114	87	19	8
2368	The President claims to hate windmills, but he golfs here regularly.	1.3070	0.04846	114	82	29	3
2369	For a Par 4 property, the asking price is very reasonable.	1.3070	0.05449	114	86	21	7
2370	Our home security features harken back to a simpler time.	1.3067	0.04293	163	120	36	7
2371	The architect was inspired by Russian roulette.	1.3067	0.04725	150	113	28	9
2372	And that includes the club fee.	1.3066	0.04811	137	102	28	7
2373	Great location listed as a par four	1.3066	0.04811	137	102	28	7
2374	Why yes as a matter of fact this house does run on wind power.	1.3066	0.04698	137	101	30	6
2375	The size of the hole is relative. You should see the golf ball.	1.3066	0.04811	137	102	28	7
2376	It is literally the only listing for "tiny house on a golf course"	1.3066	0.04811	137	102	28	7
2377	After a while, you never notice the foot traffic.	1.3066	0.04921	137	103	26	8
2378	The mortgage interest rate is only 2 points above par.	1.3066	0.04698	137	101	30	6
2379	You won't find everything you're looking for with your current budget.	1.3066	0.04921	137	103	26	8
2380	The market in this neighborhood is a little different. It's timing, timing, timing.	1.3066	0.05238	137	106	20	11
2381	And it comes with solar too!	1.3066	0.04921	137	103	26	8
2382	Yes, you are correct, timing with this real estate is big consideration...	1.3065	0.04746	124	90	30	4
2383	And this is the exact spot where the previous owners were decapitated.	1.3065	0.05144	124	93	24	7
2384	Mind you the utilities are next to nothing and it is certified Green.	1.3065	0.05015	124	92	26	6
2385	This one is perfect for people who live their lives on a schedule.	1.3065	0.05015	124	92	26	6
2386	It's only one bedroom and one bath, but it's only $5.00 for a bucket of balls. David Ardao, New York, New York	1.3065	0.05144	124	93	24	7
2387	With this model, I required to ask; how good are you at Dodgeball?	1.3065	0.05015	124	92	26	6
2388	Multi-level single family home with great views, fresh air, and local church. Wouldn’t you say this is a hole-in-one?	1.3065	0.05015	124	92	26	6
2389	Of course, the clothes dryer is included.	1.3063	0.05086	111	81	26	4
2390	This place has a beautiful view of a lighthouse and a dragon's lair.	1.3063	0.05086	111	81	26	4
2391	Yes, but I guarantee that you will have almost no solicitations.	1.3061	0.04383	147	107	35	5
2392	....and the upkeep will be a breeze	1.3061	0.04165	147	105	39	3
2393	So, can we put-put pen to paper?	1.3060	0.04994	134	101	25	8
2394	You see balls rolling through your living room. I see your own personal aerobics workout.	1.3060	0.04994	134	101	25	8
2395	Solar panels are so yesterday.	1.3060	0.04645	134	98	31	5
2396	I know what you're thinking. Yes,there's a sex dungeon.	1.3060	0.04764	134	99	29	6
2397	By any chance, were you good at jump rope?	1.3060	0.04994	134	101	25	8
2398	You wanted a house on the 18th green - you got it!	1.3060	0.04764	134	99	29	6
2399	You won't ever have to mow the lawn.	1.3060	0.04645	134	98	31	5
2400	I told you we only had one home available with electricity from wind power.	1.3058	0.05095	121	90	25	6
2401	You said that you wanted something in your ball park.	1.3058	0.04958	121	89	27	5
2402	This will save big-time on your electric bills!	1.3058	0.04671	121	87	31	3
2403	It can get windy sometimes but, on the other hand, grinding flour can be a breeze.	1.3058	0.04958	121	89	27	5
2404	Would you like to see the ballroom?	1.3058	0.05485	121	93	19	9
2405	Trust me, it doesn't get greener than this	1.3057	0.04396	157	116	34	7
2406	Our windmill is just one of 18 models inspired by the designers love of miniature golf.	1.3056	0.04755	144	108	28	8
2407	Just think of it as a turnstile	1.3056	0.04327	144	104	36	4
2408	This model comes with a 'whole-house' fan!	1.3056	0.05652	108	82	19	7
2409	We need a quick offer...everybody's shooting for this deal, and timing is everything.	1.3056	0.05337	108	80	23	5
2410	We like the idea of no utility bills, but are concerned about the recurring green fees.	1.3056	0.04652	144	107	30	7
2411	Tell me you haven't always dreamed of a picket-powered eco-house.	1.3053	0.04833	131	97	28	6
2412	It boasts a periodically open-concept design.	1.3053	0.04710	131	96	30	5
2413	Why don’t you each come up with money to buy this home. You can go Dutch.	1.3053	0.04953	131	98	26	7
2414	Yes, the ball would be rather large	1.3053	0.04833	131	97	28	6
2415	Wind power is the new solar. You just have to be more careful leaving your house on a windy day.	1.3053	0.04833	131	97	28	6
2416	Forget solar power! This is the future!	1.3053	0.05185	131	100	22	9
2417	Savings on your electric bill?" Hell, this thing lights up half the town.	1.3053	0.04833	131	97	28	6
2418	Well it is a bit breezy but but you won't need an air conditioner.	1.3053	0.04710	131	96	30	5
2419	And the beauty part: all that juice without those ugly solar panels.	1.3053	0.04953	131	98	26	7
2420	Of course, a discerning buyer such as yourself might consider upgrading to one of our clown head units.	1.3053	0.04953	131	98	26	7
2421	Aside from your concerns about gigantic white balls rolling through from time-to-time, how do you like the house?	1.3053	0.04833	131	97	28	6
2422	With the current roll back, windmills will be trendy anytime now	1.3053	0.04953	131	98	26	7
2423	Yes, this is suitable for tilting at.	1.3053	0.04953	131	98	26	7
2424	I can also show you a lovely two bedroom condo in Clown Nose Court.	1.3052	0.04637	154	116	29	9
2425	For another 50 grand, we’ll get you on the clown hole.	1.3052	0.04154	154	111	39	4
2426	This is par for the course if you want to stay within your current driving range.	1.3051	0.05178	118	88	24	6
2427	Just be careful going in and out.	1.3051	0.05178	118	88	24	6
2428	A bargain for the punctual family	1.3051	0.05582	118	91	18	9
2429	I know what you are saying... but I think you should strongly consider hazard insurance.	1.3051	0.05036	118	87	26	5
2430	You’ll love the open floor plan	1.3051	0.05178	118	88	24	6
2431	Thing is, the neighbour is a bit of a clown.	1.3051	0.05036	118	87	26	5
2432	Not only does it have a great view, it's extremely fuel efficient.	1.3050	0.04606	141	104	31	6
2433	It’s really a quiet neighborhood until tourist season	1.3050	0.04715	141	105	29	7
2434	Okay, next I’ll show you a property in the village of a model train set.	1.3050	0.04925	141	107	25	9
2435	When you run out between the blades, jump down the rabbit hole, it will take you directly to the front door	1.3050	0.04925	141	107	25	9
2436	Now this one is par for the course.	1.3050	0.04606	141	104	31	6
2437	It's what we call 'a Winder Upper'.	1.3048	0.05263	105	77	24	4
2438	Course membership is included with your HOA	1.3048	0.05086	105	76	26	3
2439	It's just for show, unless the wind is really strong. It doesn't do anything then, either.	1.3047	0.04905	128	95	27	6
2440	Well it does come with an option for club membership.	1.3047	0.05150	128	97	23	8
2441	Absolutely! Off the grid!	1.3047	0.04778	128	94	29	5
2442	For a limited time, you can have this as a par 3.	1.3047	0.05384	128	99	19	10
2443	On the other hand, it makes solicitors exit quickly."	1.3046	0.04603	151	113	30	8
2444	We'll be standing in front during the actual ceremony, so remember to say 'I do' before the next vane comes around.	1.3046	0.04791	151	115	26	10
2445	If this doesn't fit your needs, we are also offering a medieval castle with a lifting drawbridge."	1.3043	0.05265	115	86	23	6
2446	Solar panels? Er.....no.	1.3043	0.04890	138	104	26	8
2447	It's got three bedrooms, two and a half baths, free electricity, and it's a par 3.	1.3043	0.05205	138	107	20	11
2448	There used to be a lot of Jehovah's Witnesses in the neighbourhood.	1.3043	0.05265	115	86	23	6
2449	Electricity is included in the rent.	1.3043	0.04437	138	100	34	4
2450	Comes with a lifetime supply of milled grain.	1.3043	0.05119	115	85	25	5
2451	And they pay YOU for the golfball easement.	1.3043	0.04554	138	101	32	5
2452	The property taxes are miniscule.	1.3043	0.04316	138	99	36	3
2453	depending on the wind you have up to a three second window.	1.3043	0.04890	138	104	26	8
2454	It's a great deal! Wind powered and right on the golf course.	1.3043	0.04669	138	102	30	6
2455	Think of the money you'll save grinding your own coffee beans.	1.3041	0.04761	148	112	27	9
2456	Is hole number 14 the "Giant Gorilla" still on the market?	1.3041	0.04857	148	113	25	10
2457	All homes include free outdoor carpeting.	1.3041	0.04857	148	113	25	10
2458	It does require some dexterity	1.3040	0.04980	125	93	26	6
2459	...And you could also rent it out on AirBnB!	1.3040	0.05108	125	94	24	7
2460	Now this next place is really gonna sweep you off your feet.	1.3040	0.05108	125	94	24	7
2461	The previous owners made a killing on airBNB.	1.3040	0.05474	125	97	18	10
2462	It's a front door and a hall in one.	1.3040	0.04980	125	93	26	6
2463	Just look at it this way, when the ball comes rolling in your front door you can pretend to be Indiana Jones.	1.3040	0.04980	125	93	26	6
2464	The security system is almost foolproof!	1.3040	0.04980	125	93	26	6
2465	You don’t need to be crazy about golf to live here but it helps!	1.3037	0.04734	135	100	29	6
2466	If you don't like this one, we also have a waterfront property on hole 16.	1.3037	0.05073	135	103	23	9
2467	It's a green neighborhood.	1.3037	0.04734	135	100	29	6
2468	Don’t think wind MILL ... think wind SLATS!	1.3037	0.04962	135	102	25	8
2469	The neighbours? There's a giant disembodied clown head next door and across the street there's a 20ft witch that lives in the gingerbread house....but they mostly keep themselves to themselves.	1.3037	0.05073	135	103	23	9
2470	3 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, plus it’s the only Dutch colonial on the property with a view of the first hole.	1.3037	0.04962	135	102	25	8
2471	Not only are the energy costs low, but no Jehovah's Witnesses on Sunday mornings	1.3037	0.04850	135	101	27	7
2472	This is our sustainable model.	1.3037	0.04850	135	101	27	7
2473	You can hook it up to generate your own power, and none of those ugly solar panels on the roof!	1.3037	0.04616	135	99	31	5
2474	Ideal for the couple that likes to putter around the house.	1.3037	0.04850	135	101	27	7
2475	Once you get the timing down it’s really easy to go in or out.	1.3037	0.04734	135	100	29	6
2476	On the upside, you wouldn’t need ceiling fans.	1.3037	0.04370	135	97	35	3
2477	And as a bonus, you'll be saving big-time on air conditioning.	1.3037	0.04850	135	101	27	7
2478	The house comes with two putters and miniature golf instructions.	1.3037	0.04850	135	101	27	7
2479	Solar! Artificial turf! Cul-de-sac! That cute little church next door! What more could you want?	1.3036	0.05205	112	83	24	5
2480	But you wanted something with a picket fence.	1.3036	0.05357	112	84	22	6
2481	Your kids will love this place!	1.3034	0.04727	145	109	28	8
2482	And you can have freshly milled oats every morning.	1.3034	0.04519	145	107	32	6
2483	It's affordable, and you can work on your short game.	1.3034	0.04519	145	107	32	6
2484	Have you seen the film, "Blade Runner"	1.3033	0.05191	122	92	23	7
2485	...and that's when it hit me--Mega Golf!	1.3033	0.05059	122	91	25	6
2486	It comes with sub-par schools but a world-class trauma center.	1.3033	0.04784	122	89	29	4
2487	You said you wanted a green home...	1.3033	0.04784	122	89	29	4
2488	Only 18 homes in the community, each with a unique hole.	1.3033	0.05059	122	91	25	6
2489	The other one in your price range is that scary, clown face with tongue thing, over on the 18th hole.	1.3033	0.05191	122	92	23	7
2490	If you keep the reasonable rent in mind, the occasional golfer passing thru shouldn’t be a dealbreaker.	1.3033	0.04491	122	87	33	2
2491	Of course, golf club membership is included.	1.3033	0.05059	122	91	25	6
2492	This is the perfect house for couples who can't stand their in-laws.	1.3033	0.05191	122	92	23	7
2493	THE LADY WHO ONCE LIVED HERE MOVED INTO A SHOE	1.3033	0.05191	122	92	23	7
2494	Mr and Mrs Mulligan? I'm here to take one of you.	1.3032	0.04611	155	117	29	9
2495	We take mini golfing to the next level.	1.3030	0.05459	99	73	22	4
2496	You folks will only have six seconds to get inside that doorway.	1.3030	0.05037	132	100	24	8
2497	And the electric bills will be almost nothing!	1.3030	0.04802	132	98	28	6
2498	The price has dropped significantly. The windmill should have been on the other side."	1.3030	0.04802	132	98	28	6
2499	There's a lot of rumbling and, occasionally, a big ball rolls through it.	1.3030	0.04555	132	96	32	4
2500	...plus utilities are free.	1.3030	0.04802	132	98	28	6
2501	I thought my husband's golf obsession would get him OUT of the house.	1.3030	0.05037	132	100	24	8
2502	I know, I know; it's not ideal, but most of these 'tiny houses' only have the single half-bath. You just can't fit a whole in one.	1.3030	0.04921	132	99	26	7
2503	A beautiful house on the fairway, what could be wrong with that?	1.3030	0.05037	132	100	24	8
2504	You can pick your ball color after closing.	1.3030	0.04802	132	98	28	6
2505	Don't worry, there's a par five I'd like to show you that might be a bit more in your price range!	1.3030	0.04680	132	97	30	5
2506	It's got your white picket fans.	1.3030	0.04802	132	98	28	6
2507	It's listed as a classic farmhouse cottage with two bedrooms and an option of three or four par.	1.3030	0.04802	132	98	28	6
2508	Life is fraught with near-misses.	1.3030	0.04921	132	99	26	7
2509	Watch those annoying salespeople just disappear!	1.3030	0.05262	132	102	20	10
2510	It's good for the environment, it's near the church, and you get a dollar off the rent for every hole in one.	1.3030	0.04921	132	99	26	7
2511	Does anyone want to talk about the elephant in the room?	1.3030	0.04802	132	98	28	6
2512	You can control it from your phone.	1.3030	0.05037	132	100	24	8
2513	Putter around if you like, but do watch your step.	1.3028	0.04579	142	105	31	6
2514	The next place to see is just off the Holland Tunnel	1.3028	0.04895	142	108	25	9
2515	Barb, I know you’ve always been nostalgic for Danish windmills. And Dave, I know how much you love ‘Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.’ So when I saw this listing, I knew I had to drop what I was doing and call you right away.	1.3028	0.04687	142	106	29	7
2516	But you said “golf-course-close.” Should we give the ocean-view property a try?	1.3028	0.04468	142	104	33	5
2517	Now this, this is downsizing!	1.3028	0.04239	142	102	37	3
2518	Really it's a wonderful home. I will say that getting in and out is a little dicey. But as they say timing is everything	1.3028	0.04895	142	108	25	9
2519	Putt in an offer, see what happens.	1.3028	0.05607	109	83	19	7
2520	Your timing is perfect	1.3028	0.05295	109	81	23	5
2521	As an added bonus, the electricity bill is very low.	1.3025	0.05141	119	89	24	6
2522	Two words. Fore play.	1.3025	0.05541	119	92	18	9
2523	Livingroom, dining room, kitchen, two bedrooms, and one bath...it's what we call a classic par six	1.3025	0.05141	119	89	24	6
2524	On most days they're purely decorative.	1.3023	0.04873	129	96	27	6
2525	They'll throw in the fridge but won't budge on the fan.	1.3023	0.04996	129	97	25	7
2526	Perfect for minigolf and tiny home enthusiasts like yourselves.	1.3023	0.05233	129	99	21	9
2527	Hey, you'll really save on your electric bill...	1.3023	0.04747	129	95	29	5
2528	You have to be really fast or really slow.	1.3023	0.05347	129	100	19	10
2529	I'm sure you'll both love it, but I would recommend keeping any breakables out of the central hallway"	1.3020	0.04437	149	110	33	6
2530	Look, to find real estate like this is a hole-in-one	1.3019	0.05390	106	79	22	5
2531	Don't worry, it still allows animals to follow their natural migration patterns.	1.3017	0.05226	116	87	23	6
2532	It's fore-closed, but in this area that's par for the course.	1.3017	0.05368	116	88	21	7
2533	Did I mention this deters porch pirates as well?"	1.3017	0.05368	116	88	21	7
2534	The neighborhood is very diverse.	1.3017	0.05226	116	87	23	6
2535	Putting down a miniature mortgage won't put you in the hole.	1.3017	0.05772	116	91	15	10
2536	The owner sort of fell into a black hole which is why it's going for peanuts.	1.3017	0.05081	116	86	25	5
2537	It has 100% renewable energy.	1.3016	0.04817	126	93	28	5
2538	You have to time your entry just right.	1.3016	0.04947	126	94	26	6
2539	I assure you, this is the most advanced home security system on the market.	1.3016	0.04817	126	93	28	5
2540	This unit is a bit more expensive but it's right on the course	1.3016	0.04947	126	94	26	6
2541	It's not easy getting in but once you're there, you're pretty safe.	1.3016	0.04683	126	92	30	4
2542	Don't worry, no one ever actually hits the ball through the hole.	1.3016	0.05073	126	95	24	7
2543	They're asking Par 3, but I think I can get them to budge.	1.3016	0.04947	126	94	26	6
2544	It's off the grid.	1.3015	0.05040	136	104	23	9
2545	One last disclosure. . . There’s an interesting easement attached to this property.	1.3015	0.04931	136	103	25	8
2546	We don't have enough balls to buy this place.	1.3015	0.05040	136	104	23	9
2547	Net zero, but be careful exiting and entering.	1.3015	0.04588	136	100	31	5
2548	Think of it - your own wind turbine! You'll be the envy of your friends.	1.3015	0.04705	136	101	29	6
2549	It is vintage sustainable!	1.3015	0.04819	136	102	27	7
2550	You need balls to live in a house like this.	1.3015	0.05040	136	104	23	9
2551	If timing your exit is not to your liking, we're showing one with a moat and a slanted bridge	1.3014	0.04387	146	107	34	5
2552	Tell you one thing, it takes huge balls to play this game."	1.3014	0.04991	146	113	22	11
2553	Kids love it!	1.3014	0.04493	146	108	32	6
2554	half solar, half wind, very European...	1.3014	0.05085	146	114	20	12
2555	On the bright side, it’s energy efficient.	1.3014	0.04597	146	109	30	7
2556	HOA fees are free if you get a hole-in-one.	1.3010	0.05314	103	76	23	4
2557	The last owners died mysteriously.	1.3009	0.05010	113	83	26	4
2558	you're going to want to spend most of your time on the 2nd floor	1.3009	0.05316	113	85	22	6
2559	Just be careful going in and out when it’s in green energy mode.	1.3009	0.05166	113	84	24	5
2560	I have it on inside information that this maxi golf property is being eyed for a Presidential Library.	1.3009	0.05463	113	86	20	7
2561	Yes, you're right. People without imagination will only see a really big miniature golf course, but for you it will always be 'my little old home on the range.'	1.3009	0.05166	113	84	24	5
2562	Miniature golf...well that all depends on your perspective.	1.3008	0.04608	123	89	31	3
2563	It's an up and coming neighborhood. They just put in a Whole Foods and a giant whale.	1.3008	0.05282	123	94	21	8
2564	It's close to shopping and restaurants and when you walk out your front door you're practically on the golf course.	1.3008	0.05024	123	92	25	6
2565	Now Hole #17 has what we call ‘an open door concept’...	1.3008	0.05155	123	93	23	7
2566	Fore sale!!!	1.3008	0.05155	123	93	23	7
2567	This model comes with the very desirable four-stroke limit, and any golf ball damage is covered by your Homeowners Association!	1.3008	0.05155	123	93	23	7
2568	Our Homeowners Insurance Policy covers damage caused by fire, windstorms, and golf balls.	1.3008	0.04771	133	99	28	6
2569	I told you this one was “hard to show”	1.3008	0.04399	133	96	34	3
2570	But did you see that gorgeous kitchen island?	1.3008	0.05005	133	101	24	8
2571	I would suggest you use the window.	1.3008	0.04889	133	100	26	7
2572	Best not to hesitate	1.3008	0.04889	133	100	26	7
2573	Other than the occasional giant golf ball, it's a safe neighborhood.	1.3008	0.05005	133	101	24	8
2574	The whole-house fan really cools things down in the hot summer weather.	1.3008	0.04651	133	98	30	5
2575	I can offer whatever energy source you’d like as long as there is wind.	1.3007	0.04552	143	106	31	6
2576	Don’t listen to Mr. Quixote, this is the perfect home for you.	1.3007	0.04865	143	109	25	9
2577	I suppose it's time to bring up the elephant in the room."	1.3007	0.04736	153	117	26	10
2578	You won't believe the utility bills!	1.3007	0.04258	153	112	36	5
2579	Overall this property is sub-par.	1.3000	0.05081	130	99	23	8
2580	..and of course, membership is inclusive..	1.3000	0.04723	140	105	28	7
2581	Think of it as your own little Mar-a-Lago.	1.3000	0.04830	140	106	26	8
2582	Mr. and Mrs. Miller, I think this house was made for you.	1.3000	0.04674	120	87	30	3
2583	It only gets busy on the weekends	1.3000	0.04588	130	95	31	4
2584	Runs on renewable energy and in a kid-friendly neighborhood, too.	1.3000	0.04716	130	96	29	5
2585	So you're interested in putting in solar.	1.3000	0.05104	120	90	24	6
2586	It’s the latest in security systems. It keeps burglars and large rodents away.	1.3000	0.04512	150	112	31	7
2587	You may get bonked occasionally, but wait 'til you see the electric bill.	1.3000	0.04140	160	117	38	5
2588	Well, what do you think? I know that you also liked the shoe the little old lady lived in.	1.3000	0.04965	120	89	26	5
2589	This is one of the most prestigious housing estates in town, folks - only 18 properties.	1.3000	0.04965	120	89	26	5
2590	Who doesn't like a white picket fence?	1.3000	0.04384	140	102	34	4
2591	The seller has agreed to throw in the washer and dryer and a pair of those silly wooden shoes.	1.3000	0.04512	150	112	31	7
2592	And this listing has that fun, we live on a putt putt golf course kinda feel. Very desirable right now.	1.3000	0.04965	120	89	26	5
2593	Every now and then you’ll get a disturbance but otherwise, I think this deal is a hole-in-one.	1.3000	0.04926	110	80	27	3
2594	What's it going to take to get you folks to tilt?	1.3000	0.05081	130	99	23	8
2595	It has a commanding view of the golf course AND you can practice putting from your living room.	1.3000	0.04935	140	107	24	9
2596	It's a very hot property -- recently renovated and the only par 5 in the neighborhood.	1.3000	0.05104	120	90	24	6
2597	As your real estate agent, I'm obliged to help you find a home, but as a friend, I must say; this is one of the dumbest purchases I've ever seen.	1.3000	0.04612	140	104	30	6
2598	After a week, you won't even notice the putting.	1.3000	0.04822	120	88	28	4
2599	I'm sure you'll be a big fan of the house.	1.2993	0.04770	147	112	26	9
2600	Let's just call the center hallway a shared living space...	1.2993	0.04675	137	102	29	6
2601	You' ll just have to tip the pizza guy extra.	1.2993	0.04900	137	104	25	8
2602	This is not just a run-of-the-mill windmill.	1.2993	0.04675	137	102	29	6
2603	....and best of all, it's on the 18th hole.	1.2993	0.04900	137	104	25	8
2604	It's quaint, and it will keep your mother-in-law occupied.	1.2993	0.05008	137	105	23	9
2605	Now the security system is a little different but it will keep you nimble through-out your years here.	1.2993	0.05114	137	106	21	10
2606	Sure it's a fairly dangerous, but it's entirely carbon neutral.	1.2993	0.04900	137	104	25	8
2607	It has more square footage than living in the Clown Face.	1.2992	0.04652	127	93	30	4
2608	If you buy this house, you will be helping to fight climate change.	1.2992	0.04913	127	95	26	6
2609	It's a fixer-putter.	1.2992	0.05161	127	97	22	8
2610	Unique features include low energy costs and really healthy flour	1.2992	0.05039	127	96	24	7
2611	In this property market, timing is everything.	1.2992	0.05161	127	97	22	8
2612	It might be considered a rotating picket fence.	1.2992	0.05039	127	96	24	7
2613	'And when it comes to renewable energy, I'm a BIG FAN'	1.2992	0.04652	127	93	30	4
2614	You said you wanted a view of the 18th hole. This is the best you can get on mini-budget.	1.2992	0.04652	127	93	30	4
2615	Solar is great too, but why not throw caution to the wind?	1.2991	0.05328	117	89	21	7
2616	Our artist didn't realize that it would hit the ground.	1.2991	0.05044	117	87	25	5
2617	Don't worry, it's not that windy around here.	1.2991	0.04896	117	86	27	4
2618	That's right, you can't go out at six o'clock or half past any hour.	1.2991	0.05180	107	79	24	4
2619	And it’s hooked up to a coffee grinder.	1.2991	0.05821	107	83	16	8
2620	I think you will love it here,the ball doesn't come in more than once,maybe twice a day	1.2987	0.04526	154	116	30	8
2621	You can’t cover the hole, but it’s the only house in Lilli-Putt-Putt with renewable energy.	1.2986	0.04416	144	106	33	5
2622	We call it 'Dutch Doors'	1.2986	0.04836	144	110	25	9
2623	It's a wonderful home for a young couple. You DO need to time your exits and entrances, though.	1.2986	0.04416	144	106	33	5
2624	Its airy, its bright and you have a major golf course on your front yard	1.2986	0.04836	144	110	25	9
2625	Oh, the balls are dangerous for sure, but what you really have to watch out for is the crazy guy in the Spanish helmet.	1.2986	0.04735	144	109	27	8
2626	And who doesn't love Tulips!	1.2985	0.04621	134	99	30	5
2627	It's a small community and very kid-friendly.	1.2985	0.04621	134	99	30	5
2628	Sorry but the 18th hole was sold on Sunday.	1.2985	0.04621	134	99	30	5
2629	Oh, well. Perhaps you'll prefer the back nine.	1.2985	0.04498	134	98	32	4
2630	I comes with two sets of wooden shoes and non-stop tulips.	1.2985	0.04972	134	102	24	8
2631	The interest is sub par.	1.2985	0.04972	134	102	24	8
2632	We see the occasional giant golf ball through your front door as part of the charm.	1.2984	0.04989	124	93	25	6
2633	Location, location, location -- am I right?	1.2984	0.05119	124	94	23	7
2634	When no giants showed up he had to put the whole course on the market.	1.2984	0.05119	124	94	23	7
2635	Lots of folks love living in a golf course community.	1.2984	0.04856	124	92	27	5
2636	Don’t forget, doors close quickly!	1.2984	0.05369	124	96	19	9
2637	The owners are moving down the road to some waterfront property.	1.2984	0.04856	124	92	27	5
2638	And it is entirely powered by renewable energy.	1.2984	0.04856	124	92	27	5
2639	Yes there is air conditioning but only on certain days.	1.2984	0.04856	124	92	27	5
2640	This is our finest par 3 home.	1.2982	0.05276	114	86	22	6
2641	A home on a golf course, self-powered, permanent green lawn, what more could you want?	1.2982	0.04973	114	84	26	4
2642	This hole will go fast.	1.2981	0.05614	104	79	19	6
2643	This house is totally green!	1.2980	0.04285	151	111	35	5
2644	Think of it as a wind fall.	1.2980	0.04584	151	114	29	8
2645	Well, we got all the paperwork signed and filed- as soon as you make the hole, the place is yours.	1.2980	0.04584	151	114	29	8
2646	Fall in love with it? It will sweep you off your feet	1.2979	0.04585	141	105	30	6
2647	Yeah, I guess we should talk about the elephant in the driveway.	1.2979	0.04905	141	108	24	9
2648	On the plus side, the ventilation is superb.	1.2979	0.06018	94	72	16	6
2649	The good news is that the HOA dues includes turf maintenance.	1.2977	0.04428	131	95	33	3
2650	You're a winner every time you get in the door.	1.2977	0.05493	131	104	15	12
2651	On the minus side: giants. On the plus side: fairway views, free electric.	1.2977	0.05163	131	101	21	9
2652	At 600,000 sacks of whole wheat flour, it’s a steal.	1.2977	0.04809	131	98	27	6
2653	Given you're both crazy golf fanatics the location is perfect	1.2977	0.04559	131	96	31	4
2654	And you’ll be totally off the grid	1.2977	0.04686	131	97	29	5
2655	I'm sure you'll like it and it's significantly less expensive than the Pyramid or the Bozo face house.	1.2977	0.04930	131	99	25	7
2656	It meets your budget AND only a fraction of the balls actually make it through to your living room !	1.2977	0.04686	131	97	29	5
2657	The cost is par for others in the same neighborhood.	1.2977	0.04809	131	98	27	6
2658	The blades are equipped with solar panels just in case!	1.2977	0.04809	131	98	27	6
2659	Going in isn't too hard, but you'd better be careful on your way out	1.2977	0.05163	131	101	21	9
2660	Like many new couples, you may find the more difficult part is getting out.	1.2977	0.04686	131	97	29	5
2661	And no need for those ugly solar panels.	1.2977	0.04930	131	99	25	7
2662	And it’s perfect for entertaining.	1.2977	0.04559	131	96	31	4
2663	3 bed, 2 baths, and it runs completely on renewable energy	1.2975	0.05068	121	91	24	6
2664	Plus, you get 20% of the weekend take!	1.2975	0.04491	121	87	32	2
2665	Hazard's are par for the course in this neighborhood."	1.2975	0.05202	121	92	22	7
2666	After the unfortunate pizza-delivery-boy-incident I’m sure you can now get it at a very attractive price”	1.2975	0.05333	121	93	20	8
2667	And there's a stunning volcano over by seven next to the giant frog.	1.2975	0.05068	121	91	24	6
2668	Even gated golf communities present some hazards, of course.	1.2975	0.04788	121	89	28	4
2669	This house has a security system. It works best if you wait a minute before answering the door.	1.2975	0.04354	158	118	33	7
2670	You know, when it's windy you'll want to stay indoors.	1.2973	0.05054	111	82	25	4
2671	And this property is a nice 3 par 2 1/2 bath	1.2973	0.04889	111	81	27	3
2672	Its affordable..if you go dutch!	1.2973	0.05947	111	88	13	10
2673	Don't let the door hit you on the way out!"	1.2971	0.04869	138	105	25	8
2674	Downsizing?	1.2971	0.04647	138	103	29	6
2675	Plus, at a dollar a pop you could pay the mortgage off in no time.	1.2971	0.04647	138	103	29	6
2676	And of course you would have a private view of the 18th hole.	1.2971	0.05082	138	107	21	10
2677	I agree, it IS a unique development! Unfortunately, the other seventeen homes are sold, but let's see about getting you into this one. Ready?	1.2971	0.04647	138	103	29	6
2678	It's like living on the 18th hole at a fraction of the price!	1.2971	0.04647	138	103	29	6
2679	Do you guys swing?	1.2969	0.05126	128	98	22	8
2680	In the real estate biz, we call this “going Dutch.”	1.2969	0.04753	128	95	28	5
2681	The windmill speed is actually overseen by the homeowners' association, but I believe you'll find all the other amenities to be well above par.	1.2969	0.04486	128	93	32	3
2682	Look at it this way -- nobody from that church will come calling.	1.2969	0.05005	128	97	24	7
2683	I know it’s garish but solar panels are SO last year.	1.2969	0.05245	128	99	20	9
2684	I promise you won't need a driver.	1.2969	0.04621	128	94	30	4
2685	If I were you I wouldn't keep anything of value in the living room.	1.2969	0.05245	128	99	20	9
2686	Unfortunately there is the occasional golf ball issue...	1.2969	0.05126	128	98	22	8
2687	It does wonders for your utility bills and vastly improves your short game.	1.2968	0.04310	155	115	34	6
2688	In a market like this timing is everything.	1.2966	0.05150	118	89	23	6
2689	It's great if you like to putt around.	1.2966	0.05008	118	88	25	5
2690	Just imagine the putz this was built for!	1.2966	0.05289	118	90	21	7
2691	He is very skinny, has a lance, but he is completely harmless.	1.2966	0.05008	118	88	25	5
2692	It comes with free electricity.	1.2966	0.04709	118	86	29	3
2693	If you want to fill in the hole you will need permission from the city. This is a historic home.	1.2966	0.05556	118	92	17	9
2694	They say Don Quixote used to tilt here.	1.2966	0.04807	145	111	25	9
2695	It's a great neighborhood, very colorful. Trust me, you'll have a ball...frequently.	1.2966	0.04498	145	108	31	6
2696	And it's a no-driving community	1.2966	0.04167	145	105	37	3
2697	We just putted it on the market.	1.2963	0.04827	135	102	26	7
2698	The price is right. But how do we enter when the wind is blowing?	1.2963	0.04592	135	100	30	5
2699	As you can see it's an exclusive gated community.	1.2963	0.04711	135	101	28	6
2700	It’s a real challenge to get into this place.	1.2960	0.04823	125	93	27	5
2701	Golf is a big game around here.	1.2960	0.05331	125	97	19	9
2702	This isn't what I meant by "central AC", Todd.	1.2960	0.05331	125	97	19	9
2703	There are no condo fees and the lawn is maintenance free.	1.2960	0.04547	125	91	31	3
2704	The asking price is pretty par for the course	1.2957	0.05236	115	87	22	6
2705	The seller is highly motivated and will throw in a year of green fees.	1.2957	0.04779	115	84	28	3
2706	Miniature? No, no- quite the opposite!	1.2955	0.04655	132	98	29	5
2707	It’s a Dutch Colonial retrofit to save on energy costs.	1.2955	0.05636	88	65	20	3
2708	I think you'll be a big fan of this next home, it's on a golf course!	1.2955	0.05014	132	101	23	8
2709	It meets all state renewable energy requirements.	1.2955	0.04655	132	98	29	5
2710	Don Quixote?	1.2955	0.04778	132	99	27	6
2711	I think that offer will be below par.	1.2955	0.04778	132	99	27	6
2712	And when the wind blows, it runs your electric meter in reverse.	1.2955	0.04778	132	99	27	6
2713	*.The house has a large fan to keep you cool..."	1.2955	0.04655	132	98	29	5
2714	You time it right, this baby can be all yours.	1.2955	0.04898	132	100	25	7
2715	Hole location, location, location.	1.2955	0.04778	132	99	27	6
2716	There is also a lighthouse available nearby.	1.2955	0.05014	132	101	23	8
2717	Honey, this isn't the 9th hole home I was expecting!	1.2955	0.04898	132	100	25	7
2718	Then again, entry and exit can be reframed as an exciting daily challenge.	1.2955	0.05014	132	101	23	8
2719	You said you wanted to be ‘on the golf course’. You didn’t specify ‘miniature’.	1.2955	0.05014	132	101	23	8
2720	Once you know the hole's there, it's not that hard to avoid.	1.2953	0.04416	149	111	32	6
2721	...and it has central air-conditioning!	1.2953	0.04617	149	113	28	8
2722	Golf course views!	1.2952	0.05228	105	78	23	4
2723	No, no, no, no ... This isn't a mini putt, not at all. It's a mini-golf course community!	1.2952	0.04462	166	127	29	10
2724	Look at this way, it comes with two years of free miniature golf lessons.	1.2951	0.04610	122	89	30	3
2725	The nice thing is, you won't have to mow the lawn.	1.2951	0.05032	122	92	24	6
2726	I’m from the HOA. You’re going to have to fill in that hole in your front yard.	1.2950	0.04945	139	107	23	9
2727	No, no, no, I'm telling you Mr. and Mrs, Musk, Wind power is the future.	1.2950	0.04729	139	105	27	7
2728	I’d welcome you indoors but I’m afraid we’re safer out here	1.2950	0.04504	139	103	31	5
2729	Sorry, it's this or that Clown's Mouth on No. 18.	1.2950	0.04618	139	104	29	6
2730	What about our downsizing promotion didn’t you understand?	1.2950	0.04729	139	105	27	7
2731	On the count of three, two, .....	1.2946	0.04853	112	82	27	3
2732	Trump just tweeted about tax breaks on golf properties.	1.2946	0.04721	129	96	28	5
2733	With this charming cottage, you’re downsizing AND generating your own electricity!	1.2946	0.04591	129	95	30	4
2734	I know, you’re wondering, ‘is it equipped for solar’?	1.2946	0.05209	129	100	20	9
2735	So you've made a decision...you wish to go Dutch?	1.2946	0.05324	129	101	18	10
2736	The best part is, the property taxes cover your green fees!	1.2946	0.04848	129	97	26	6
2737	sure, there's an obstacle; but that's why you'll never want to leave once you're home!	1.2946	0.05209	129	100	20	9
2738	We could add solar later.	1.2945	0.04678	146	111	27	8
2739	There's a bidding war on this one so we'll need to move quickly if you think it's up to par	1.2945	0.04678	146	111	27	8
2740	Three bedrooms, two baths, most people can't break in on the first try.	1.2945	0.04472	146	109	31	6
2741	Since downsizing, your housing options have increased tremendously.	1.2945	0.04972	146	114	21	11
2742	...it’s a calm neighbourhood, except for the occasional golf ball storming through your front door...	1.2941	0.04563	136	101	30	5
2743	The landlord's kind of a clown, but the neighborhood is really up and coming.	1.2941	0.04436	153	115	31	7
2744	You do know what "Fore" means?	1.2941	0.04443	136	100	32	4
2745	Too close to the golf course?	1.2941	0.04908	136	104	24	8
2746	Yes! You would be the proud owner of the toughest hole in the neighborhood.	1.2941	0.04971	119	89	25	5
2747	Yes, but on calm days it's easy to enter and exit.	1.2941	0.04971	119	89	25	5
2748	This home on hole #5 not only has three bedrooms but it's completely off the grid.	1.2941	0.04563	136	101	30	5
2749	It comes with wooden shoes and tulips but the turbine is extra.	1.2941	0.05250	119	91	21	7
2750	They're asking five-fifty, but I'm pretty sure we can get them down to FORE!	1.2941	0.04796	136	103	26	7
2751	Just remember you have to take an immediate left or right when you come out the front door.	1.2941	0.04796	136	103	26	7
2752	You're lucky, this is the last house listed on a golf course.	1.2941	0.04908	136	104	24	8
2753	And it comes with central air!	1.2941	0.04971	119	89	25	5
2754	Of course our units are accessible, every member scores some handicap.	1.2937	0.04945	143	111	22	10
2755	The white boulders with the dimples can be a problem sometimes.	1.2937	0.04307	143	105	34	4
2756	Just wait until you see the ball room inside.	1.2937	0.04420	143	106	32	5
2757	Wow, you can hardly hear the freeway.	1.2937	0.04845	143	110	24	9
2758	This neighborhood is great for swingers	1.2937	0.04742	143	109	26	8
2759	On the positive side, it's the only place in town that is totally off the grid.	1.2937	0.04530	143	107	30	6
2760	Sure beats that home on the range.	1.2937	0.05294	126	98	19	9
2761	Don't let the fan hit you on the way in.	1.2937	0.05048	126	96	23	7
2762	Wait…THE SPHINX just came on the market!!	1.2937	0.05294	126	98	19	9
2763	It's got that small town charm and even has a well!	1.2937	0.04655	126	93	29	4
2764	Points taken...but on the other hand you’ll only be paying a miniature mortgage.	1.2936	0.05263	109	82	22	5
2765	“I’m not sure it’s quite up to par”	1.2936	0.05099	109	81	24	4
2766	If you're interested in gardening, tulips are par for the course.	1.2933	0.04781	150	116	24	10
2767	Don't worry — the arms usually keep the balls out of the living room.	1.2932	0.04501	133	98	31	4
2768	Well, yes, its in probate. The previous owner had an fatal accident, as he was stepping out one night.	1.2932	0.04747	133	100	27	6
2769	We wanted to reimagine the home with the white picket fence.	1.2932	0.04866	133	101	25	7
2770	As you can see, unit 12 has a Dutch-inspired architecture.	1.2932	0.04747	133	100	27	6
2771	Before we go in there...I am advising you not to ask whether there are hardwood shoes throughout or whether we can go dutch on the closing costs...	1.2932	0.05094	133	103	21	9
2772	Bonus feature -- you really CAN leave the door open and air condition the whole neighborhood!	1.2932	0.04626	133	99	29	5
2773	And you won’t need those ugly solar panels.	1.2932	0.04981	133	102	23	8
2774	NO Carbon footprint!	1.2931	0.05613	116	91	16	9
2775	It'll be your home away from home. Your own...Lilli-putt.	1.2931	0.05197	116	88	22	6
2776	This little baby comes with a wooden lattice framework that can generate enough kilowatts to fire up that toaster in the morning.	1.2931	0.05478	116	90	18	8
2777	The furniture doesn't come with it, but the fan does.	1.2931	0.05340	116	89	20	7
2778	Windy days, it’s best to stay home.	1.2931	0.05340	116	89	20	7
2779	On the bright side, your electricity bill should be very low.	1.2931	0.05051	116	87	24	5
2780	Timing is everything and you can play all the golf you want!	1.2929	0.05026	99	72	25	2
2781	I don't like that there's an alligator next door.	1.2929	0.05607	99	75	19	5
2782	Did I mention the fee for the hole owners association?	1.2929	0.04700	140	106	27	7
2783	Mid-century Dutch is all the rage."	1.2927	0.04861	123	92	26	5
2784	As you can see, the prior owners put in central air....	1.2927	0.04997	123	93	24	6
2785	I know it’s a little out of your budget but that’s just par for the course.	1.2927	0.04861	123	92	26	5
2786	Not only is it right on the golf course, it's conveniently located near a church, the zoo, and it has its own renewable power source!	1.2927	0.04722	123	91	28	4
2787	Trust me, living here is a ball!	1.2927	0.04861	123	92	26	5
2788	And you're the envy of the town during the miniature PGA tour event!	1.2927	0.05382	123	96	18	9
2789	An easement? What makes you ask that?	1.2927	0.05257	123	95	20	8
2790	The occasional appearance of small bright balls is considered a 'pop of color' for the front yard.	1.2923	0.04690	130	97	28	5
2791	Now we've also got a pirate ship that may be inside your budget.	1.2923	0.04938	130	99	24	7
2792	Yes, I'm sorry, it was all in the fine print.	1.2923	0.04816	130	98	26	6
2793	You both seem nimble enough to get in and out.	1.2923	0.04816	130	98	26	6
2794	On the plus side, any time one of your kids falls in the hole, you get a free pizza.	1.2923	0.05057	130	100	22	8
2795	Don't worry. There's very rarely a hole in one.	1.2923	0.05057	130	100	22	8
2796	An inconvenience? Maybe, but just wait until you get the first light bill.	1.2923	0.04561	130	96	30	4
2797	Now I understand the windmill but what's with the hole in the yard.	1.2923	0.04690	130	97	28	5
2798	There is a little problem with the front door.	1.2922	0.04411	154	116	31	7
2799	Painting the fence IS tricky, but you never have to mow!	1.2922	0.04314	154	115	33	6
2800	Ok, we’ll drop the price $5000 and move the hole to the backyard, where it belongs.	1.2920	0.05286	113	86	21	6
2801	My point is, you need life insurance.	1.2920	0.05134	113	85	23	5
2802	The condo fees are offset by your 1/18th share of the green fees.	1.2920	0.05134	113	85	23	5
2803	It has wind power potential!	1.2920	0.04535	137	102	30	5
2804	Just look out for Mr Quixote. He has a thing about windmills.	1.2920	0.04766	137	104	26	7
2805	But the club fees are much more affordable!	1.2920	0.04415	137	101	32	4
2806	Buy this one and you'll never lack for flour..	1.2920	0.04652	137	103	28	6
2807	Golfcourse property is very valuable.	1.2920	0.04766	137	104	26	7
2808	Don't worry, Mr. Quixote has been served.	1.2920	0.04877	137	105	24	8
2809	And you'll be producing your own electricity,and be able to grind your own flour if you like.	1.2917	0.04282	144	106	34	4
2810	I can also show you the T-Rex. It's a little outdated, but the waterfall views are out of this world.	1.2917	0.04815	144	111	24	9
2811	It's off-grid and on-fairway.	1.2917	0.05076	120	91	23	6
2812	... And you’re not going to find a better golf course community.	1.2917	0.04609	144	109	28	7
2813	We said we wanted to feel big in a small city but I'm not so sure this counts	1.2917	0.04503	144	108	30	6
2814	Love it or List it!	1.2917	0.05212	120	92	21	7
2815	Wheelchair accessible? The door is 36" wide and your timing has to be just right!	1.2917	0.05076	120	91	23	6
2816	And this little gem used to be Stuart Little's summer home.	1.2917	0.04792	120	89	27	4
2817	The recent upgrades to this home will absolutely blow you away.	1.2917	0.05212	120	92	21	7
2818	It’s great if you like puttering around the house.	1.2917	0.05076	120	91	23	6
2819	Tiny house, big balls.... downsize without destroying your ego.	1.2917	0.04416	168	129	29	10
2820	Not so much "Moulin Rouge" as "Raiders of the Lost Ark."	1.2917	0.04394	144	107	32	5
2821	We need to move quickly - the ball is about to be in your court again.	1.2914	0.04366	151	113	32	6
2822	Now I know what you're thinking, but that pothole in the driveway will be fixed by the time you move in.	1.2913	0.04624	127	94	29	4
2823	It’s a kid-friendly neighborhood.	1.2913	0.04758	127	95	27	5
2824	The putters are required to yell 'fore' to warn residents.	1.2913	0.05137	127	98	21	8
2825	The HOA keeps the grass very short.	1.2913	0.04624	127	94	29	4
2826	If the windmill is a problem I have another listing, kind of a "clown's mouth" look.	1.2913	0.04887	127	96	25	6
2827	Well, no bathrooms actually, but excellent access to the concession stand	1.2910	0.04717	134	101	27	6
2828	You got wind power, solar power, plenty of water, and the whooshing at night puts you to sleep like a baby.	1.2910	0.05061	134	104	21	9
2829	It keeps the elephant out of the room.	1.2910	0.05061	134	104	21	9
2830	Any golf balls that get past the blades are yours to keep.	1.2910	0.04717	134	101	27	6
2831	You don' t need to know how to play golf. Just be careful stepping outside in a high wind.	1.2910	0.04834	134	102	25	7
2832	Great location, easy maintenance... and the lowest electric bills on the planet.	1.2910	0.04472	134	99	31	4
2833	I really think this one's going to blow you away.	1.2910	0.05061	134	104	21	9
2834	And there’s no lawncare!	1.2910	0.04717	134	101	27	6
2835	Yes I understand,But you'll save so much on your electric bill.	1.2909	0.05222	110	83	22	5
2836	The purchase includes off-course parking and occasionally, free electricity.	1.2908	0.04449	141	105	31	5
2837	The best part is you never have to cut the grass.	1.2908	0.04562	141	106	29	6
2838	You only have a few seconds to decide, there's a long line behind us.	1.2908	0.04779	141	108	25	8
2839	And the kids will love the chute to the backyard.	1.2908	0.04671	141	107	27	7
2840	This is a the Golf Course Home I promised.	1.2908	0.04562	141	106	29	6
2841	In this neighborhood subpar is actually a good thing.	1.2906	0.05437	117	91	18	8
2842	There is also an open house for a dinosaur and another for a pirate ship. Both are classic styles and great for kids.	1.2906	0.05159	117	89	22	6
2843	When you consider how scarce housing is for little people like us, it really does make a lot of sense."	1.2906	0.05300	117	90	20	7
2844	AND you get free use of the crescent-moon outhouse on Hole 11!	1.2906	0.05437	117	91	18	8
2845	Your electric bill is practically zero.	1.2906	0.05014	117	88	24	5
2846	What do you take us for: a couple of putts?	1.2906	0.05437	117	91	18	8
2847	Yes, we’re removing the TRUMP sign.	1.2906	0.05829	117	94	12	11
2848	"The upper floor is smaller, but safer.	1.2906	0.04711	117	86	28	3
2849	Think of it as Central Air...	1.2903	0.04690	124	92	28	4
2850	The rent is equally "miniature".	1.2903	0.04402	124	90	32	2
2851	Your timing on this deal is perfect.	1.2903	0.04828	124	93	26	5
2852	If you don't mind the elephant lurking in the background and the giant mole in the front yard, it can be quite a nice neighbourhood.....when it's not windy.	1.2903	0.05219	124	96	20	8
2853	If you're able to stretch your budget, I think you'd be much safer in a par 1.	1.2903	0.04962	124	94	24	6
2854	Once you adjust to the timing, it's easy, and it discourages annoying tourists, the Three Bears, and large inflated Disney characters!	1.2903	0.04690	124	92	28	4
2855	A low price, and you can get back at the big people. Every now and then, hide their ball in the corner.	1.2903	0.04690	124	92	28	4
2856	This will put you on the grid.	1.2903	0.05219	124	96	20	8
2857	People say they have a ball living in this neighborhood.	1.2903	0.04690	124	92	28	4
2858	The HVAC has its drawbacks.	1.2903	0.04690	124	92	28	4
2859	It would give your life an excitement you have heretofore only dreamed about.	1.2901	0.04660	131	98	28	5
2860	Depending on the weather, it can be a bit tricky to get in and out.	1.2901	0.05024	131	101	22	8
2861	Lovely air circulation, amusement ride for the kiddies, and occasional security.	1.2901	0.04784	131	99	26	6
2862	The next home I want to show you will save a lot in energy bills. You just need to time your entrance and exit very carefully.	1.2901	0.04660	131	98	28	5
2863	Best of all, I can get you the mortgage at par.	1.2901	0.04784	131	99	26	6
2864	It's a two-putt, tops.	1.2901	0.04532	131	97	30	4
2865	Very near. The schoolhouse is just up the anthill and over the drawbridge.	1.2901	0.04905	131	100	24	7
2866	Prime fairway location	1.2899	0.04623	138	104	28	6
2867	Just think of the energy tax credits!	1.2899	0.04954	138	107	22	9
2868	For this home, we would strongly recommend the fixed rate over the variable.	1.2899	0.04388	138	102	32	4
2869	It’s kinda like part-time security.	1.2899	0.04623	138	104	28	6
2870	It was decapitation, but we still can't find the murder weapon	1.2899	0.05060	138	108	20	10
2871	Of course, the giant golf ball is included with the price.	1.2899	0.04388	138	102	32	4
2872	You would own the very first unit on Don Quixote Dr.	1.2899	0.04623	138	104	28	6
2873	It’s a short sale.	1.2899	0.05265	138	110	16	12
2874	Of course, on very windy days, you should stay in a motel.	1.2897	0.05477	107	82	19	6
2875	And you said sustainability powered homes weren’t affordable!	1.2897	0.05145	107	80	23	4
2876	There'll be no shortage of play dates	1.2897	0.04786	145	112	24	9
2877	It's right on a golf course. And you should have no problem with solicitors.	1.2895	0.05246	114	87	21	6
2878	The listing did say 'Unsuitable for sleepwalkers'	1.2895	0.05392	114	88	19	7
2879	I won't lie to you folks this house will put you pretty deep in the hole.	1.2895	0.04240	152	113	34	5
2880	There’s a lot of action on this one. We must act quickly if you want to get in this house.	1.2895	0.05096	114	86	23	5
2881	I like you two so I'll give you a hint - submit your bid when the blade is covering doorway.	1.2895	0.05246	114	87	21	6
2882	I can assure you everything is up to par.	1.2895	0.04941	114	85	25	4
2883	With all you save on energy costs, you can quickly tackle those little door, window and landscaping projects.	1.2893	0.04758	121	90	27	4
2884	And the yard is great for entertaining.	1.2893	0.05040	121	92	23	6
2885	Yes, it is a bit old fashioned, but it has a great view of the first hole.	1.2893	0.04758	121	90	27	4
2886	Yess indeed...this is the very latest solar panel blade so your hot water bills are obsolete.	1.2893	0.04901	121	91	25	5
2887	You guys will have a ball here.	1.2893	0.04758	121	90	27	4
2888	May I interest you in a mini-mortgage?	1.2893	0.04611	121	89	29	3
2889	...no windows to clean and the lawn never needs mowing.	1.2893	0.04459	121	88	31	2
2890	No, you're wrong. Revolving doors are all the rage now.	1.2893	0.04901	121	91	25	5
2891	Your kids will love it and you get one-eighteenth of the profits.	1.2891	0.04854	128	97	25	6
2892	This house is on par with the others we’ve seen today.	1.2891	0.05451	128	102	15	11
2893	Generates a nice amount of power and keeps pigeons off the roof.	1.2891	0.04854	128	97	25	6
2894	Well, beyond the occasional ball rolling through the middle of the house.....It is a quiet neighborhood .	1.2891	0.04726	128	96	27	5
2895	If windmills don't appeal to you, we expect a White House to be available in the near future.	1.2891	0.04726	128	96	27	5
2896	It has a lovely open floor plan.	1.2891	0.04726	128	96	27	5
2897	and it's much more dependable than solar.	1.2891	0.05101	128	99	21	8
2898	It's a good time to buy a house. And speaking of good timing....	1.2891	0.04979	128	98	23	7
2899	On the bright side, it’s a par-2 and only open during the summer. . .	1.2891	0.04726	128	96	27	5
2900	Dutch is the new Mid-Century Modern!	1.2891	0.04979	128	98	23	7
2901	Properties on the course go for a premium, but with the wind power credit...	1.2891	0.04726	128	96	27	5
2902	Believe it or not, the whole thing is powered by solar.	1.2891	0.05221	128	100	19	9
2903	Our first floor apartments are referred to as the 'ricochet units'. I think you'll find them very exciting, particularly during the summer months.	1.2891	0.04854	128	97	25	6
2904	Brooklyn’s changing	1.2891	0.04594	128	95	29	4
2905	At least you'll know when it's windy	1.2889	0.04917	135	104	23	8
2906	The neighbourhood is very quiet during the week.	1.2889	0.04444	135	100	31	4
2907	You're gonna lose your head when you find out how much you save by being off the grid.	1.2889	0.04687	135	102	27	6
2908	We used to have a welcome mat and mailbox, but that only lasted a few seconds.	1.2889	0.04687	135	102	27	6
2909	...and fresh stone ground bread.	1.2889	0.04444	135	100	31	4
2910	Yes! You can keep the ball.	1.2889	0.04687	135	102	27	6
2911	It's kind of like a revolving door but the door stands still.	1.2887	0.04191	142	104	35	3
2912	Now, if you like giant white boulders just rolling through your house unexpectedly, and who doesn't, then I've got the house for you.	1.2887	0.04308	142	105	33	4
2913	Well, it's either this one or the clown house	1.2887	0.04643	142	108	27	7
2914	Frankly, I'd worry less about the golf ball racket and more about getting split in half by the windmill.	1.2886	0.04975	149	118	19	12
2915	You said you wanted to live on a golf course...	1.2883	0.05337	111	85	20	6
2916	The mortgage will put you in a miniature hole.	1.2881	0.04977	118	89	24	5
2917	It produces its own electricity while grinding your bread.	1.2881	0.04977	118	89	24	5
2918	It’s energy efficient, and comes with a terrific view of the 18th hole	1.2881	0.04830	118	88	26	4
2919	But it does tic all your boxes.	1.2881	0.05121	118	90	22	6
2920	It’s the finest and most challenging property on the entire mini golf course.	1.2881	0.05658	118	94	14	10
2921	All the former owners say they've had a ball!	1.2881	0.05260	118	91	20	7
2922	It might be hard to get into it at first.	1.2881	0.04830	118	88	26	4
2923	Yes, it does require very large balls.	1.2881	0.04520	118	86	30	2
2924	Guaranteed to discourage religious proselytizers!	1.2880	0.05306	125	98	18	9
2925	Oh,did I forget to mention no electricity bills and no ugly solar panels on the roof ?	1.2880	0.05057	125	96	22	7
2926	Putt-Putt Acres is a development where every home has a view of the golf course.	1.2880	0.04658	125	93	28	4
2927	You'll need to stay upstairs only from noon until 6 p.m. (until 8 on weekends).	1.2879	0.04629	132	99	28	5
2928	On the bright side, you won’t need air conditioning.	1.2879	0.04753	132	100	26	6
2929	But the best part is: your new house IS the view.	1.2879	0.04503	132	98	30	4
2930	Oh... no, no, no... there's no danger... just make sure the front door is always closed	1.2879	0.04373	132	97	32	3
2931	...but do not try to go outside on a very windy day!	1.2879	0.05327	132	105	16	11
2932	We now have an architectural control committee.	1.2879	0.04873	132	101	24	7
2933	And you'll love the rotating picket fences	1.2879	0.04629	132	99	28	5
2934	It runs on renewable energy and the astroturf is very low maintenance	1.2879	0.04753	132	100	26	6
2935	I think you'll be happy here at Quixote Heights.	1.2878	0.04706	139	106	26	7
2936	If you love kids this is the neighborhood for you.	1.2878	0.04706	139	106	26	7
2937	Once you're in, it's sustainable.	1.2878	0.04479	139	104	30	5
2938	It'll be just like you're living in Sweden except for the free healthcare, child care and payed sick leave.	1.2878	0.05028	139	109	20	10
2939	You’ll have to clear it with the hole owners association before you repaint.	1.2878	0.04594	139	105	28	6
2940	This two-bedroom one bath is good for homebodies who don’t come and go often.	1.2878	0.04479	139	104	30	5
2941	It's a playful second floor walk up that is priced right. Do you like kids?	1.2878	0.04361	139	103	32	4
2942	If it's windy, get out fast. Everyone does.	1.2878	0.04923	139	108	22	9
2943	Let's be honest, a house on an actual golf course these days are overpriced for what they are! In the meantime, I've prepared you some more economical alternative choices.	1.2878	0.04706	139	106	26	7
2944	Needless to say, the lease includes full collision insurance.	1.2877	0.04555	146	111	28	7
2945	You will love the ball room on the ground floor!	1.2875	0.04288	160	121	32	7
2946	"Plus, the equity secures a revolving line of credit."	1.2870	0.05057	115	87	23	5
2947	This deal is a hole in one	1.2870	0.05350	115	89	19	7
2948	This costs more than the parcel with the clown's head, but location is everything.	1.2869	0.05267	122	95	19	8
2949	Do you enjoy Indiana Jones movies?	1.2869	0.05137	122	94	21	7
2950	That giant hole is perfectly normal. Just par for the course.	1.2869	0.05137	122	94	21	7
2951	When you're both retired , you can putter around the house all day.	1.2869	0.05137	122	94	21	7
2952	They're calling it, Mar-a-Lego.	1.2869	0.05137	122	94	21	7
2953	Stand on my shoulders and l’ll show you the inside.	1.2869	0.05137	122	94	21	7
2954	You won't even know what hit you	1.2868	0.05067	129	100	21	8
2955	Debra and Peter are seeking a house on the green with the appearance of alternative energy close to church and wildlife.	1.2868	0.04694	129	97	27	5
2956	When you say that the schools are subpar, is that good or bad?	1.2868	0.04694	129	97	27	5
2957	Wind is more reliable than solar in this area.	1.2868	0.04822	129	98	25	6
2958	It’s a two bedroom condo with a beautiful view of the dragon and the steamboat. Easy access to downtown as well.	1.2868	0.04564	129	96	29	4
2959	Above par neighborhood where everyone leaves their doors open...you can bank on that.	1.2868	0.04694	129	97	27	5
2960	I know you'll have a ball here.	1.2868	0.04772	136	104	25	7
2961	So if the hole is outside then what's the point of the windmill?	1.2868	0.05103	136	107	19	10
2962	And on a really windy day, you can grind wheat and use the internet simultaneously!	1.2868	0.04538	136	102	29	5
2963	There’s only one caveat.	1.2868	0.04657	136	103	27	6
2964	Remember, it's location, location, location.	1.2868	0.04772	136	104	25	7
2965	The owner is in a hurry to get to the next hole.	1.2868	0.04657	136	103	27	6
2966	Yes, it is income producing property.	1.2868	0.04657	136	103	27	6
2967	It's a exceptional opportunity to be overlooking the green, in a gated community.	1.2868	0.04417	136	101	31	4
2968	It's charming. The only drawback is that occasionally a golf ball comes flying through your front door.	1.2868	0.04417	136	101	31	4
2969	I feel confident THIS house will sweep you off your feet!!	1.2867	0.04824	143	111	23	9
2970	The great thing is this house comes with a life insurance policy.	1.2867	0.04667	150	116	25	9
2971	Puttering around the house will be a breeze.	1.2857	0.04600	133	100	28	5
2972	This is the 18th hole, so most of the other offers have disappeared.	1.2857	0.05141	112	85	22	5
2973	This 'Par 3' model is a steal, but you have to act fast.	1.2857	0.05222	119	92	20	7
2974	The sellers will even throw in free tulip bulbs and their bicycles.	1.2857	0.04722	133	101	26	6
2975	We offer the security of a gated community with our traditional model right on the course.	1.2857	0.04344	126	92	32	2
2976	You get used to the elephant.	1.2857	0.05365	105	80	20	5
2977	On the plus side, you'll never have to do yard work.	1.2857	0.04566	140	106	28	6
2978	If you think this one's big, just wait till you see the next hole.	1.2857	0.04487	126	93	30	3
2979	With the exception of Saturday, when the Giant plays put-put, this place is off the grid.	1.2857	0.04941	119	90	24	5
2980	As long as it is not windy your Spanish neighbor won’t bother you.	1.2857	0.05295	112	86	20	6
2981	The folks in the condo below had them thrown out for wearing wooden shoes.	1.2857	0.05098	140	111	18	11
2982	Fantastic circulation - all year round.	1.2857	0.04335	140	104	32	4
2983	This is the house for sale that I was talking about that matches your credit score.	1.2857	0.05083	119	91	22	6
2984	It's a little fixer putter.	1.2857	0.05222	119	92	20	7
2985	So what if it's miniature golf. You can say that your house is next to a golf course.	1.2857	0.04957	133	103	22	8
2986	It comes with a commemorative set of little pencils.	1.2857	0.04729	147	114	24	9
2987	Great energy savings. You just have to time your entrance right.	1.2857	0.04644	119	88	28	3
2988	We’d advise keeping the first floor sparsely furnished.	1.2857	0.04762	126	95	26	5
2989	Solid construction. Great neighborhood for kids. But sometimes the front door is a little tricky	1.2857	0.04762	126	95	26	5
2990	And you'll be glad to hear there are no HOAs and green fees are included.	1.2857	0.04627	126	94	28	4
2991	Think of it like having a home on the 18th green. Only, you know, smaller.	1.2857	0.04443	161	124	28	9
2992	Say goodbye to that pesky air conditioner!	1.2857	0.04424	147	111	30	6
2993	The ad clearly stated that you will have a ball living here.	1.2857	0.04893	126	96	24	6
2994	As I told you, lots of character...	1.2857	0.04208	147	109	34	4
2995	It a mix of childhood fun with extreme sports.	1.2857	0.04722	133	101	26	6
2996	A totally sustainable green house, generates power, pumps water, and propels natural breezes through all the rooms.	1.2857	0.05141	112	85	22	5
2997	Careful on this hole, it has a sharp break to the left	1.2857	0.04627	126	94	28	4
2998	Simply tell your guests to use the back door, and you retain all the charm -- with none of the hazard.	1.2848	0.04136	151	112	35	4
2999	Yes, they are a green method of drying your clothes.	1.2847	0.04587	144	110	27	7
3000	The view of the snack bar from the top floor is spectacular	1.2847	0.04480	144	109	29	6
3001	And disturbances would be minimal since people usually get a hole in one.	1.2847	0.04142	144	106	35	3
3002	It's wind-powered, but there are green fees.	1.2847	0.04389	137	102	31	4
3003	Oh, that crazy rumor! Giants wielding clubs, rolling huge white boulders around. Really?	1.2847	0.04627	137	104	27	6
3004	But just think how much you'll save in utility bills!	1.2847	0.04854	137	106	23	8
3005	The neighborhood’s great for kids.	1.2847	0.04742	137	105	25	7
3006	The windmill feature is just for show, but there's a clean coal burning fireplace in the family room.	1.2846	0.04912	130	100	23	7
3007	Ironic isn't it?	1.2846	0.05032	130	101	21	8
3008	What makes you think it's a white elephant?	1.2846	0.04663	130	98	27	5
3009	Sure it’s pricey, but it comes with a classic look, good curb appeal, and reduced greens fees.	1.2846	0.04912	130	100	23	7
3010	If they time it right, your guests get a great send-off when they leave.	1.2846	0.04790	130	99	25	6
3011	You'll find the HOA fees are par for the course.	1.2846	0.05230	123	96	19	8
3012	It is a little small but has the best air flow on the market.	1.2846	0.04968	123	94	23	6
3013	Don"t worry! You just have to time it right. It's a great house!	1.2846	0.04832	123	93	25	5
3014	And of course the cross ventilation is excellent.	1.2846	0.04968	123	94	23	6
3015	The Windmill" is the most popular option in our mini-golf retirement village	1.2846	0.04832	123	93	25	5
3016	Wind energy and it’s right next to the golf course.	1.2846	0.05101	123	95	21	7
3017	We'll just pause here while Pink plays through.	1.2846	0.04399	123	90	31	2
3018	Forget about a fairway view. In this little gem, you’re on the green.	1.2846	0.05356	123	97	17	9
3019	I wouldn't hesitate on this one!	1.2846	0.04832	123	93	25	5
3020	Comes with a space for your bumper car.	1.2846	0.04548	123	91	29	3
3021	Pricey? This is no run of the mill home!" Murray Block, Albany. N	1.2845	0.04868	116	87	25	4
3022	The entrance to your garage is in the Wishing Well building in back.	1.2845	0.04711	116	86	27	3
3023	I'm A Little Worried About People Playing Through	1.2844	0.05229	109	83	21	5
3024	Let’s look at the positives, low utility cost, great lawn drainage	1.2844	0.05389	109	84	19	6
3025	We only provide the best housing for our clients. Ever heard of the old lady who lived in a shoe?	1.2844	0.04716	109	80	27	2
3026	Drone proof and you won’t be bothered by birds if you like to leave the windows open	1.2844	0.05229	109	83	21	5
3027	It's close to the snack bar and has a high difficulty rating.	1.2839	0.04554	155	120	26	9
3028	As you can see, it has that old world, Dutch ambience. There's really no reason to look at the rest of the property.	1.2838	0.04292	148	111	32	5
3029	And plus, it's got a built-in air conditioning unit.	1.2838	0.04701	148	115	24	9
3030	Oh yes.....you may encounter a large ball now and then.	1.2837	0.04861	141	110	22	9
3031	I'd say the only drawback is mild claustrophobia on especially windy days.	1.2837	0.04309	141	105	32	4
3032	Yes, it is a big ass fan . . .	1.2837	0.04965	141	111	20	10
3033	Solar optional.	1.2836	0.04318	134	99	32	3
3034	Our architect started his career in miniature golf design.	1.2836	0.04691	134	102	26	6
3035	Best of all, it comes with a pair of wooden shoes	1.2836	0.04809	134	103	24	7
3036	You guys will have a ball in this neighborhood .	1.2836	0.04570	134	101	28	5
3037	Oh yes, this house is Quixote proof.	1.2835	0.04860	127	97	24	6
3038	Yes!! A new concept:semi-gated domicile	1.2835	0.04987	127	98	22	7
3039	The real estate developer has a ton of experience with miniature golf courses, but he wanted to get into some residential stuff.	1.2835	0.04730	127	96	26	5
3040	I also have a 3BR 1BA shoe, just vacated by an old woman who had trouble making decisions about her kids.	1.2835	0.04730	127	96	26	5
3041	As you know, after the closing the ball will be in your court often.	1.2835	0.04860	127	97	24	6
3042	Maybe I could interest you in a nice, split level grinning skull.	1.2835	0.04860	127	97	24	6
3043	Not to worry going in and out if there's no wind	1.2833	0.05046	120	92	22	6
3044	Sure, it's more expensive, but the others we looked at were only par 2. The windmill blades make this one AT LEAST par 3.	1.2832	0.05254	113	87	20	6
3045	I would reconsider buying this house if either one of you is a sleepwalker . "	1.2832	0.05102	113	86	22	5
3046	There's an easement through the first floor, but the traffic is only one-way.	1.2832	0.05402	113	88	18	7
3047	It's a distressed seller deal. They lost everything when the tulip market crashed.	1.2830	0.04561	159	124	25	10
3048	A sinkhole or two is just par for the course around here.	1.2829	0.04420	152	116	29	7
3049	In addition to the prime location on the 7th green, you have economical wind power!	1.2829	0.04420	152	116	29	7
3050	I know you had your heart set on a Par 3 property but these windmill holes are usually Par 2.	1.2829	0.04420	152	116	29	7
3051	lawn stays green and you never have to mow.	1.2828	0.04453	145	110	29	6
3052	This energy efficient house is run on wind power, there is well water, has a solar composting toilet, and a no maintenance, AstroSurf lawn.	1.2826	0.04598	138	105	27	6
3053	You need Big Balls to live in this neighborhood.	1.2826	0.05243	138	111	15	12
3054	And just think of the money you’ll save on electric!	1.2826	0.04598	138	105	27	6
3055	This property has the best view of the golf course	1.2826	0.04239	138	102	33	3
3056	Yes, it needs some modernization. On the other hand, think of the savings on the electric bill.	1.2826	0.04239	138	102	33	3
3057	It's not dated, it's Retro.	1.2826	0.04482	138	104	29	5
3058	It's too cloudy here for solar.	1.2826	0.04482	138	104	29	5
3059	The price reflects the whole ball comming through the living room thing.	1.2826	0.04362	138	103	31	4
3060	No, it does not have central air conditioning.	1.2826	0.04712	138	106	25	7
3061	No yard work, a built in pool, AND its the 18th hole.	1.2826	0.04482	138	104	29	5
3062	If you make a quick move, this could be yours.	1.2826	0.04823	138	107	23	8
3063	...and that's the hole story.	1.2824	0.04758	131	100	25	6
3064	You can tell it is a fixer upper by the vanes, there’s a hole in one.	1.2824	0.04758	131	100	25	6
3065	My wife thinks I'm overcompensating for something.	1.2824	0.04758	131	100	25	6
3066	It's got its quirks but it is 100% wind-powered.	1.2824	0.04633	131	99	27	5
3067	Great air circulation, and it's less noise than the par 2.	1.2824	0.05115	131	103	19	9
3068	This kind of design is par for the course around here.	1.2824	0.04504	131	98	29	4
3069	I know it's over your budget, but the electric bill is really low.	1.2824	0.04880	131	101	23	7
3070	Only wind-powered home on the market today!	1.2824	0.04372	131	97	31	3
3071	A bit unwieldy but think of the electric company buy backs.	1.2824	0.04504	131	98	29	4
3072	Plus there's no carbon footprint!	1.2824	0.04504	131	98	29	4
3073	Lawn maintenance is provided by the association and the hole doubles as a swimming pool when it rains.	1.2824	0.04504	131	98	29	4
3074	You know what they say... location, location, location.	1.2824	0.04633	131	99	27	5
3075	And get this - the bylaws limit them to six strokes!	1.2824	0.04758	131	100	25	6
3076	Why not? Is it because there's only one bathroom?	1.2823	0.05192	124	97	19	8
3077	You'd reduce your carbon footprint and never have or turn on the air conditioner.	1.2823	0.04660	124	93	27	4
3078	Wind powered, breezeway and did I mention the hot tub?	1.2823	0.04933	124	95	23	6
3079	This one has much more curb appeal than that split-level par-four.	1.2823	0.04933	124	95	23	6
3080	I'm sorry did you say par or subpar housing?	1.2823	0.04933	124	95	23	6
3081	You can’t miss this deal: Sustainable and vintage at once!	1.2823	0.04799	124	94	25	5
3082	It not only comes with 100% wind energy credits, but it's got a revolving mortgage and 4 continually-changing views of a beautiful white-picket fence!	1.2823	0.04799	124	94	25	5
3083	Did I mention this is golf club community?	1.2823	0.05065	124	96	21	7
3084	We've installed an alarm to let you know when the big ball is coming through. Otherwise, it's comfortable and attractively priced.	1.2823	0.04799	124	94	25	5
3085	I’d buy now. The market is on the upswing	1.2823	0.04799	124	94	25	5
3086	Well, if the windows had glass in them, that would be something to be worry about.	1.2823	0.04660	124	93	27	4
3087	Listen, this is the only way you're going to get into this neighborhood. Have you seen the reflecting pool in the back?	1.2821	0.04982	117	89	23	5
3088	On the bright side, lawn maintenance is handled for you.	1.2821	0.04982	117	89	23	5
3089	Why, yes, of course. When the wind is blowing you would have to time your entrances and exits very carefully.	1.2821	0.05128	117	90	21	6
3090	Shall we write the offer? You've always wanted to live on a golf course!	1.2821	0.04342	156	119	30	7
3091	On the other hand, your short game will improve.	1.2821	0.05408	117	92	17	8
3092	Yes, it has an authentic Dutch door!	1.2821	0.05270	117	91	19	7
3093	Ironically, the asking price should not put you in a hole.	1.2819	0.04673	149	116	24	9
3094	As I said on the phone, I can offer this house at a steal. The only setback is that from 3pm to 6pm it's the 5th hole.	1.2819	0.04864	149	118	20	11
3095	Oddly enough, property inflation doesn't happen here.	1.2818	0.05346	110	85	19	6
3096	Just watch your head going in when the wind is blowing.	1.2818	0.05795	110	88	13	9
3097	Beautiful view of the fairway and the electric is 100% renewable.	1.2818	0.05024	110	83	23	4
3098	Children who make it past the windmill feature all say they love it.	1.2818	0.04855	110	82	25	3
3099	On the plus side, look at all the money you would save on air conditioning bills.	1.2817	0.04398	142	107	30	5
3100	Yes, it's generally pretty quiet but things do get rolling in summer	1.2817	0.04398	142	107	30	5
3101	Of course, you’ll want to spend most of your time on the second floor.	1.2817	0.04398	142	107	30	5
3102	This one might seem over your head, but timing is everything	1.2817	0.04398	142	107	30	5
3103	Yes Sir. This is the builder's first job.	1.2817	0.04831	142	111	22	9
3104	The seller will take arcade tokens for a deposit.	1.2817	0.04620	142	109	26	7
3105	You'll enjoy the cool breeze on warm summer nights	1.2817	0.04283	142	106	32	4
3106	So, I will just go ahead and mention the elephant in the room.	1.2815	0.04778	135	104	24	7
3107	When you're four inches tall, this is a golf resort.	1.2815	0.04778	135	104	24	7
3108	Full Disclosure: Occasionally a giant golf ball will roll through the living room.	1.2812	0.04827	128	98	24	6
3109	In the interest of full disclosure, the dike leaks.	1.2812	0.04953	128	99	22	7
3110	Chances of a hole in one are very slim...	1.2812	0.04565	128	96	28	4
3111	...And it's got a golf course view.	1.2812	0.04565	128	96	28	4
3112	It's a bit of a hole in the ground, but the price is a gimme.	1.2812	0.05195	128	101	18	9
3113	...yes, wearing wooden shoes is totally optional.	1.2812	0.04827	128	98	24	6
3114	Small wind turbine program incentives are definitely an advantage.	1.2812	0.04565	128	96	28	4
3115	This house features an active theft-deterrent system.	1.2812	0.04698	128	97	26	5
3116	Yes, utilities are included.	1.2810	0.04395	153	117	29	7
3117	The developer is all about green building.	1.2810	0.04586	153	119	25	9
3118	The prospective buyers were somewhat concerned about the elephant in the room.	1.2810	0.05146	121	94	20	7
3119	This cozy one bedroom with a breezeway is par for the course	1.2810	0.04871	121	92	24	5
3120	Wind is extra	1.2810	0.05146	121	94	20	7
3121	Well sure it can kill ya, but fossil fuels are even worse.	1.2810	0.04426	121	89	30	2
3122	Timing couldn’t be better to exit this property.	1.2810	0.05278	121	95	18	8
3123	Just be sure not to touch their balls.	1.2810	0.05146	121	94	20	7
3124	It just goes to show that luxurious golf course living AND being environmentally friendly don't have to be mutually exclusive.	1.2808	0.04635	146	113	25	8
3125	Just check for wind before you leave the house	1.2808	0.04319	146	110	31	5
3126	Timing is everything with these sorts of things.	1.2808	0.04427	146	111	29	6
3127	You've grown up, now. So has miniature golf.	1.2807	0.04580	114	84	28	2
3128	Sure it looks a little dangerous. But think about not having to deal with door-to-door salesmen anymore.	1.2807	0.04907	114	86	24	4
3129	Well, it's not your run of the mill cottages!	1.2807	0.05361	114	89	18	7
3130	If this isn't to your liking the property by the pirate is still available over at putters cove.	1.2806	0.05005	139	110	19	10
3131	The monthly electricity bills will be low, but you have to be really careful when you come out of the house.	1.2806	0.04570	139	106	27	6
3132	It even comes with an insurance against any kind of Quixotes.	1.2806	0.04793	139	108	23	8
3133	My mistake. I thought you said Miniature Golf Course Property “.	1.2803	0.04602	132	100	27	5
3134	This breezy model is the 16th hole...	1.2803	0.04726	132	101	25	6
3135	Yes! The golf course membership is included!	1.2803	0.04726	132	101	25	6
3136	Don’t worry, you’ll get it cheap, this property is way under par	1.2803	0.04602	132	100	27	5
3137	And the best part is that it revolves even when there isn't any wind!	1.2803	0.04602	132	100	27	5
3138	Sorry, but the ad said "windmill", not "gin mill".	1.2803	0.04847	132	102	23	7
3139	Electricity is 100% free on windy days, what more could you want?!	1.2803	0.04847	132	102	23	7
3140	And it's close to the beanstalk, so you'll have an easy commute.	1.2803	0.04602	132	100	27	5
3141	It’s the very best we offer in the Witness Protection Program.	1.2803	0.04726	132	101	25	6
3142	No question about it, your timing will improve.	1.2800	0.04628	125	94	27	4
3143	I think we can lowball this one.	1.2800	0.05029	125	97	21	7
3144	You might want to consider the history, legend has it "Gulliver" used to play here.	1.2800	0.05333	100	76	20	4
3145	I think you'll find this a very good starter home, Mr. and Mrs. Escher	1.2800	0.04765	125	95	25	5
3146	We’d prefer something with a banked driveway and a few obstructions.	1.2800	0.04765	125	95	25	5
3147	And if you speed up the windmills, you’ll rarely have those little golf balls rolling into your living room.	1.2800	0.04899	125	96	23	6
3148	So you've been thinking about downsizing!	1.2800	0.04899	125	96	23	6
3149	Like they say, it's all about location,	1.2797	0.04483	143	109	28	6
3150	It's a great location, right on the 17th green.	1.2797	0.04592	143	110	26	7
3151	Think about it. This would place miniature golf on a major scale.	1.2797	0.04797	118	89	25	4
3152	This is an established neighborhood, just look at the 9th hole's moat.	1.2797	0.05367	118	93	17	8
3153	If you put the setting on "superfast," few balls get through.	1.2797	0.05367	118	93	17	8
3154	It has that 'green meets fairy tale' vibe.	1.2797	0.04797	118	89	25	4
3155	. . . and the air-conditioning is even more eneregy-efficient than solar.	1.2797	0.05090	118	91	21	6
3156	And there are no electric bills.	1.2797	0.05090	118	91	21	6
3157	State law requires that I inform you that energy efficiency and near certainty of accidental death - high.	1.2794	0.04748	136	105	24	7
3158	It's usually a par three - but for you - a par two!	1.2794	0.04861	136	106	22	8
3159	You’ll save on electric	1.2794	0.04390	136	102	30	4
3160	add some solar pannels and you are energy independent	1.2793	0.05147	111	85	21	5
3161	Think of it--'Ernie and Ethel de la Mancha'.	1.2791	0.04794	129	99	24	6
3162	It's the latest innovation in gated communities.	1.2791	0.04399	129	96	30	3
3163	Tiger lost it in the divorce.	1.2791	0.05041	129	101	20	8
3164	Renewable energy? Let's acknowledge that elephant in the room!	1.2791	0.04666	129	98	26	5
3165	Of course you will have to time any entrance or exit.	1.2791	0.04399	129	96	30	3
3166	It’s a time share.	1.2791	0.04794	129	99	24	6
3167	And the money you save on electric bills will more than pay for the windows and doors.	1.2791	0.04535	129	97	28	4
3168	This listing is a real hole-in-one.	1.2791	0.04666	129	98	26	5
3169	You'll find the second floor to be the most relaxing spot in the house.	1.2791	0.04666	129	98	26	5
3170	Don't worry about getting hit by a massive golf ball. Nobody ever makes it through the windmill blades in one shot.	1.2789	0.04708	147	115	23	9
3171	You’ll be first with renewable energy	1.2789	0.04505	147	113	27	7
3172	You better get in today, this one's gonna move fast.	1.2789	0.04608	147	114	25	8
3173	Quixotic Dream" is one of our last available properties with a view of the ninth fairway	1.2787	0.04836	122	93	24	5
3174	Green energy. Reduced green fees. It's a gimme, right?	1.2787	0.04836	122	93	24	5
3175	Don't even attempt this unless you're stone, cold sober	1.2787	0.04974	122	94	22	6
3176	All in all it's a great house with low energy costs in a low crime neighborhood. And wait til you meet your neighbors Don and Sancho.	1.2786	0.04762	140	109	23	8
3177	The giant naps between 2 and 4 pm. That’s when you’re welcome to use the course.	1.2786	0.04869	140	110	21	9
3178	And it's much more eco-friendly than the lighthouse.	1.2786	0.04188	140	104	33	3
3179	In the end, it's all about location, location, loation.	1.2786	0.04427	140	106	29	5
3180	Sure, but it's a very difficult shot.	1.2786	0.04188	140	104	33	3
3181	Tiger just moved in next door.	1.2786	0.04762	140	109	23	8
3182	You'll like the views, just watch your step coming out.	1.2786	0.04541	140	107	27	6
3183	You'll save a fortune on air conditioning.	1.2786	0.04427	140	106	29	5
3184	Let's throw caution to the wind and make an offer, shall we?	1.2786	0.04427	140	106	29	5
3185	And, it has non-electric Dutch style air conditioning.	1.2786	0.04762	140	109	23	8
3186	Yes, the seller's disclosure does mention that, but I assure you it's only seasonal...	1.2783	0.05174	115	89	20	6
3187	Where you see sinkholes, we see opportunities.	1.2783	0.05174	115	89	20	6
3188	That's about it...low crime, good schools...oh, did I mention the golf balls?	1.2782	0.04932	133	104	21	8
3189	I would't say "mini" but it’s very cozy.	1.2782	0.04815	133	103	23	7
3190	And... 20% down will putt you right into this Dutch style beauty!	1.2782	0.04815	133	103	23	7
3191	There’s nothing miniature about the kitchen.	1.2782	0.04446	133	100	29	4
3192	It's a good thing you're young, there's a six stroke limit.	1.2782	0.04316	133	99	31	3
3193	It works better if you wear wooden shoes	1.2782	0.04182	133	98	33	2
3194	You will find that the ventilation is excellent.	1.2782	0.04815	133	103	23	7
3195	Location is great... between the dinosaur hole and the elephant house.	1.2782	0.04573	133	101	27	5
3196	I can only consider your loan if your credit is below par.	1.2782	0.04815	133	103	23	7
3197	I'm assuming your wife doesn't have a problem with large white balls... eh? eh?	1.2778	0.04865	126	97	23	6
3198	So, how do you feel about foursomes?	1.2778	0.04994	126	98	21	7
3199	The open house? Well, it was more of an open, then blocked, then open, then blocked house.	1.2778	0.05067	108	82	22	4
3200	This is the home for Wind Energy.	1.2778	0.04733	126	96	25	5
3201	This is a great place for someone who likes to putter a round.	1.2778	0.05119	126	99	19	8
3202	This unit is much cheaper than the Clown's Nose model.	1.2778	0.04994	126	98	21	7
3203	It's a good choice for a couple used to the daily grind.	1.2778	0.04456	144	110	28	6
3204	His concept of the world's largest miniature golf course was misunderstood, but it could be a perfect starter home with a couple of windows & a new door!	1.2778	0.05556	108	85	16	7
3205	It’s close to the church and school plus it’s totally powered by wind.	1.2778	0.04893	108	81	24	3
3206	Miniature golf is bigger than ever	1.2778	0.04564	144	111	26	7
3207	We're gunna wanna time this one carefully.	1.2778	0.04597	126	95	27	4
3208	This is your dream of a house on a golf course and yes they will play through.	1.2778	0.04733	126	96	25	5
3209	It's more cozy than miniature	1.2774	0.04717	137	106	24	7
3210	Front door? It has one. It's just intermittent.	1.2774	0.04363	137	103	30	4
3211	I say let’s go put in an offer, after this foursome plays through.	1.2774	0.04484	137	104	28	5
3212	The guy on the horse with the spear is harmless.	1.2774	0.04830	137	107	22	8
3213	That shot is almost impossible to make. Plus you'll have a great view of the back 9."	1.2774	0.04484	137	104	28	5
3214	Some neighborhoods have a lot of crime; some have giant golf balls. Also, this artificial turf never needs cutting.	1.2774	0.04484	137	104	28	5
3215	Just one small drawback. A golf ball comes through every 8 minutes.	1.2773	0.05053	119	92	21	6
3216	This area has really gentrified since Don Quixote left town.	1.2773	0.04453	119	88	29	2
3217	After we wrap this up, there's a bridge I want you to see!	1.2773	0.04910	119	91	23	5
3218	This house is perfect for kid's birthday parties.	1.2773	0.05327	119	94	17	8
3219	Once owned by Don Quixote..Man of La Mancha ..before the housing crunch	1.2773	0.04611	119	89	27	3
3220	Let’s move on to the ninth hole	1.2773	0.04762	119	90	25	4
3221	Yes, it’s very well ventilated	1.2773	0.04762	119	90	25	4
3222	When times get rough, you can tilt it.	1.2770	0.04160	148	111	33	4
3223	We're proud to say that President Trump golfs here often but he does struggle with the windmills.	1.2769	0.04886	130	101	22	7
3224	This is the future in retirement living. You can putt about the house all day long.	1.2769	0.04762	130	100	24	6
3225	Off the grid in the heart of town.	1.2769	0.04505	130	98	28	4
3226	Except for windy days that present a few issues, this place is a steal for the price,	1.2769	0.04762	130	100	24	6
3227	And, it's only open to the public on weekends.	1.2769	0.04505	130	98	28	4
3228	This house blows me away	1.2769	0.04505	130	98	28	4
3229	This is different.....ALL the energy is yours. None goes back to the grid.	1.2769	0.04635	130	99	26	5
3230	FABULOUS circulation.	1.2769	0.04635	130	99	26	5
3231	You said gated and low maintenance	1.2769	0.04635	130	99	26	5
3232	In-ground hot tub? Why, yes! That's exactly what that is.	1.2768	0.04947	112	85	23	4
3233	And as you can see, it comes with the original security System.	1.2768	0.04947	112	85	23	4
3234	...and solar panels on the roof ... it’s our most eco-friendly option on the front-nine	1.2768	0.05262	112	87	19	6
3235	It's Tiger Woods favorite.	1.2766	0.04733	141	110	23	8
3236	Are you sure? I don't feel a draft at all.	1.2766	0.04400	141	107	29	5
3237	This one's on par with the others, though you may see Don Quixote from time to time.	1.2766	0.04513	141	108	27	6
3238	It has wind powered energy, a fenced in artificial turf yard and an in ground wading pool for toddlers or perhaps goldfish. What's not to like?	1.2766	0.04400	141	107	29	5
3239	It’s very energy efficient - the paddles provide cooling air movement in summer AND generate energy for heat in the winter.	1.2766	0.04283	141	106	31	4
3240	The dike is an optional upgrade.	1.2766	0.04283	141	106	31	4
3241	This place comes with passive wind energy and a good life insurance policy.	1.2766	0.04513	141	108	27	6
3242	Yes, there’s the whirring. But remember — free electricity.	1.2766	0.04283	141	106	31	4
3243	Trust me when I say, this investment is a hole in one.	1.2764	0.05072	123	96	20	7
3244	I have just the policy for you. It includes an extra benefit for death or dismemberment by windmill.	1.2764	0.05202	123	97	18	8
3245	Have you considered the 'grandkid bait' factor?	1.2763	0.04592	152	119	24	9
3246	A little tricky getting in and out, but other than that it's a great buy.	1.2763	0.03982	152	113	36	3
3247	And the best thing is you never need to water the lawn	1.2761	0.04784	134	104	23	7
3248	Its got central air and it's right across the street from the church.	1.2761	0.04418	134	101	29	4
3249	You signed the insurance papers right?	1.2761	0.04665	134	103	25	6
3250	...and your low monthly rent includes collision insurance.	1.2761	0.04289	134	100	31	3
3251	I know it’s outside of your budget, but you’ll save big on electric.	1.2761	0.04900	134	105	21	8
3252	And, as you can see, it comes with a rotatable white picket fence.	1.2761	0.04418	134	101	29	4
3253	The good news is that it is only noisy when it is windy.	1.2761	0.04543	134	102	27	5
3254	And you can generate your own electricity!	1.2761	0.04900	134	105	21	8
3255	Windmills are the new shiplap.	1.2761	0.04418	134	101	29	4
3256	In the spirit of energy efficiency, the builder decided to combine picket fences with wind power for that Dutch, gated-community feeling.	1.2761	0.04156	134	99	33	2
3257	I believe there are holes in your story.	1.2759	0.04987	116	89	22	5
3258	Location, location, location!	1.2759	0.05135	116	90	20	6
3259	Let me ask you this, did you love the Indiana Jones movies?	1.2759	0.05279	116	91	18	7
3260	Comes with friend, neighbor, and family speeds.	1.2759	0.04987	116	89	22	5
3261	The property value is through the roof since that hole-in-one last month.	1.2759	0.05135	116	90	20	6
3262	The closing costs are fairly high but that's par for the course on a house like this.	1.2759	0.04987	116	89	22	5
3263	This one is a steal-number nine is a highly desirable hole because most families call it quits at eight.	1.2759	0.04676	116	87	26	3
3264	Iy's ecologically correct and kind of Quixotic at the same time.	1.2759	0.04208	145	109	32	4
3265	You won't find many other energy efficient homes with country club views.	1.2756	0.04024	156	117	35	4
3266	The goods news is that your association dues include green fees.	1.2756	0.04224	156	119	31	6
3267	You’re gonna need a fast car for the loop-de-loop driveway.	1.2756	0.03813	156	115	39	2
3268	It's a beautiful spot, but I don't know if the timing is right.	1.2756	0.04700	127	97	25	5
3269	Don Quixote tilted here	1.2756	0.04700	127	97	25	5
3270	And when the wind blows, you get free air-conditioning!	1.2756	0.04566	127	96	27	4
3271	You must be be a big fan of renewable energy to wind up here.	1.2756	0.04427	127	95	29	3
3272	Your window of opportunity will close quickly on this fantastic property!	1.2756	0.04832	127	98	23	6
3273	Solar, Schmolar -- THIS is proven technology!	1.2756	0.05205	127	101	17	9
3274	It's the perfect adrenaline rush while you're running late in the morning.	1.2756	0.04427	127	95	29	3
3275	Moving into this gem will require big balls.	1.2756	0.05205	127	101	17	9
3276	Well, there are houses on the fairway, and there are houses on the fairway. . .	1.2755	0.05762	98	77	15	6
3277	Neither Mrs. Miller nor I play golf.	1.2754	0.04799	138	108	22	8
3278	You're worried about the hole out in front?	1.2754	0.04908	138	109	20	9
3279	Well, a tree house at the paintball range would cost less.	1.2754	0.04799	138	108	22	8
3280	The wind power savings alone make this deal a no brainer.	1.2754	0.04456	138	105	28	5
3281	It's an amazing property, and please do not worry, we got restraining order from Don Quixote.	1.2754	0.04335	138	104	30	4
3282	Sustainability with just a hint of danger	1.2754	0.04456	138	105	28	5
3283	Don Quixote called this his "dream" house...	1.2754	0.04456	138	105	28	5
3284	Yes, it has its drawbacks, but the appliances have been recently updated.	1.2752	0.04453	149	115	27	7
3285	It's all about your timing.	1.2750	0.04874	120	92	23	5
3286	Of course, this is just the scale model. The real thing will be much bigger.	1.2750	0.04728	120	91	25	4
3287	The first owner LIVED for mini golf.	1.2750	0.03960	160	120	36	4
3288	Yes, lattice is back bigly this year!	1.2750	0.05016	120	93	21	6
3289	I recommend going into this deal with your eyes wide open.	1.2750	0.04578	120	90	27	3
3290	I saw on your Facebook page that you like golf and tiny houses and put two and two together	1.2748	0.04730	131	101	24	6
3291	It's a pleasant place to live. Great for kids. Lots of friendly folks puttering about.	1.2748	0.04972	131	103	20	8
3292	This house is well above par.	1.2748	0.04730	131	101	24	6
3293	At this price point, let's please not start the Netherlands/Holland quibble.	1.2748	0.04972	131	103	20	8
3294	This price is outrageous! We'd wind up in the hole!	1.2746	0.04596	142	110	25	7
3295	They'll accept cash if their agent doesn't get wind of it.	1.2746	0.04257	142	107	31	4
3296	The timing on the doors is tricky at first, but it is right on the course.	1.2746	0.04808	142	112	21	9
3297	Solar, schmolar!	1.2745	0.05424	102	79	18	5
3298	I've learned to wait for the wind to die down before I use that door.	1.2745	0.05242	102	78	20	4
3299	The lawn is low maintenance, too.	1.2743	0.04745	113	85	25	3
3300	And this is one of our model homes...powered entirely by wind energy.	1.2743	0.04575	113	84	27	2
3301	This was the final hole at the former Trump National.	1.2742	0.05290	124	99	16	9
3302	So it's not the quietest neighborhood, but the windmill generates so much electricity, it practically pays for your entire mortgage.	1.2742	0.04904	124	96	22	6
3303	Prime location and you'll save a bunch on your electricity bills.	1.2742	0.04904	124	96	22	6
3304	This is called our "Putt Hut"	1.2742	0.04904	124	96	22	6
3305	I know, but you know what they say: Location, location, location!	1.2742	0.04904	124	96	22	6
3306	It also keeps the solicitors and loiterers away.	1.2741	0.04262	135	101	31	3
3307	You can't beat the price and it's only a short drive to the Eiffel Tower!	1.2741	0.04753	135	105	23	7
3308	...forget location - here it´s all timing..... and dimples	1.2741	0.04514	135	103	27	5
3309	This fixer-up is a real win/wind! Power to the people who will own this beauty!	1.2741	0.04635	135	104	25	6
3310	It's Green	1.2741	0.04980	135	107	19	9
3311	It's perfect if you ignore the location, location, location.	1.2741	0.04514	135	103	27	5
3312	You will never find water & electric this cheap anywhere!	1.2741	0.04514	135	103	27	5
3313	This house is on the market, but please note timing is most important feature.	1.2741	0.04635	135	104	25	6
3314	And a hole in one gets you a two percent mortgage rate.	1.2740	0.04613	146	114	24	8
3315	Our windmill unit has ceilings high enough to accommodate any sized elephant in the room.	1.2740	0.04613	146	114	24	8
3316	Remember to watch your head.	1.2740	0.04509	146	113	26	7
3317	To seal the deal, Mr. Quixote will throw in his horse.	1.2737	0.05487	95	73	18	4
3318	The only drawback is a large golf ball will roll through on occasion.	1.2736	0.05110	106	81	21	4
3319	Plus, free golf balls!	1.2735	0.04949	117	90	22	5
3320	Humor the guy on horseback with the lance.	1.2735	0.05096	117	91	20	6
3321	No - sorry the Solar version was sold last week.	1.2735	0.05096	117	91	20	6
3322	No, the black hole isn't part of the deal. But I might get you 10% off.	1.2735	0.04642	117	88	26	3
3323	It's off the grid, completely wind-powered, and balls rarely reach the second floor.	1.2735	0.05096	117	91	20	6
3324	In the interest of full disclosure, the wind will not meet all your energy needs.	1.2734	0.04397	128	96	29	3
3325	Eagles are common around here.	1.2734	0.04798	128	99	23	6
3326	This listing boasts a white picket fence and reliable home security!	1.2734	0.04798	128	99	23	6
3327	Amenities include an abundance of stubby pencils.	1.2734	0.04397	128	96	29	3
3328	It's a great location for the price, just expect the occasional golf ball coming through.	1.2734	0.04668	128	98	25	5
3329	I know, I know, it’s the impossible dream house, right?	1.2734	0.04925	128	100	21	7
3330	. . . a low-maintenance lawn and so easy to play through!	1.2734	0.04668	128	98	25	5
3331	The previous owners? They were gone with the wind.	1.2734	0.05169	128	102	17	9
3332	It's the next best thing to clean coal...	1.2734	0.04925	128	100	21	7
3333	Your son will never find you here.	1.2734	0.05086	139	112	16	11
3334	This unit does have golf access, but the central hallway throws a lot of people off.	1.2734	0.04768	139	109	22	8
3335	Quite frequently, you'll have a ball here.	1.2734	0.04186	139	104	32	3
3336	It’s eco-friendly and has great views of the T-Rex on Hole 12.	1.2734	0.04768	139	109	22	8
3337	The time is now.	1.2734	0.04309	139	105	30	4
3338	Its prime real estate, with easy access to the underground	1.2734	0.04309	139	105	30	4
3339	We also have dollhouses and shoes, if you're interested.	1.2734	0.04544	139	107	26	6
3340	Honey it's between this and the Crazy Clown	1.2733	0.04324	150	115	29	6
3341	Yes, you could break your neck stepping out for a breath of fresh air but you'll save a ton on energy bills.	1.2733	0.04002	150	112	35	3
3342	Granted the house is unusual, but, come now...a 'white elephant'?	1.2727	0.04178	132	98	32	2
3343	You said you were looking for something that would blow you away!	1.2727	0.05116	121	95	19	7
3344	You'll notice you would have a prime view of the 9th hole green.	1.2727	0.05116	121	95	19	7
3345	I know the up front cost is high. But in the long run you will save on your electric bill with wind power.	1.2727	0.04545	121	91	27	3
3346	You just set a timer for going in & out !	1.2727	0.04699	132	102	24	6
3347	On the plus side, green fees are included.	1.2727	0.04568	143	111	25	7
3348	Make an offer before the Fed raises par.	1.2727	0.04347	143	109	29	5
3349	This location has the tax rebate and the school district you wanted.	1.2727	0.04987	110	84	22	4
3350	The price has been reduced, only you gotta be quick to access the front door.	1.2727	0.04574	132	101	26	5
3351	Not to worry, the golf course is only open in daylight hours.	1.2727	0.03867	143	105	37	1
3352	...It's a beautiful property! I have the paperwork here if you want to get the ball rolling.	1.2727	0.04458	143	110	27	6
3353	We also have a nuclear option.	1.2727	0.04178	132	98	32	2
3354	The only downside are the occasional white boulders.	1.2727	0.04446	132	100	28	4
3355	Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out	1.2721	0.04605	136	105	25	6
3356	The elephant can't find us here.	1.2721	0.04362	136	103	29	4
3357	What do you mean "miniature" golf?	1.2721	0.04605	136	105	25	6
3358	There’s another model home that runs on solar power.	1.2721	0.04605	136	105	25	6
3359	But on the plus side,he only plays on Wednesdays and he's got a terrible short game.	1.2720	0.04597	125	95	26	4
3360	Don't worry about it. Nobody gets the timing right...	1.2720	0.04735	125	96	24	5
3361	And if this isn’t your dream house, I can show you a castle down the street with three bedrooms and a moat.	1.2720	0.04597	125	95	26	4
3362	The unique charm of this unique Dutch colonial more than makes up for the VERY occasional golf ball through your front door.	1.2720	0.04597	125	95	26	4
3363	Right, no stairs, but grab hold as it swings by and then don't forget to jump off at the top	1.2720	0.04597	125	95	26	4
3364	You like puttering around the house?	1.2720	0.04869	125	97	22	6
3365	The noise level? About par for the course.	1.2720	0.04869	125	97	22	6
3366	This home, at this price, in this neighborhood? It's like we just shot a hole in one	1.2720	0.04154	125	92	32	1
3367	The HOA doesn’t allow solar.	1.2720	0.05000	125	98	20	7
3368	Why live on a golf course when you can live IN one.	1.2720	0.04597	125	95	26	4
3369	Today it might look like just an ordinary over sized mini golf course, though in five years it will be a global startup and innovation hub.	1.2719	0.04709	114	86	25	3
3370	Well, on our first date, we went Dutch, so yes our home means a lot to us.	1.2719	0.05028	114	88	21	5
3371	Windmill accidents are not covered by our insurance policiy	1.2719	0.05328	114	90	17	7
3372	It's marked way down, but you should probably avoid the front yard.	1.2714	0.04282	140	106	30	4
3373	Miniature" is not in Mr. Trump's vocabulary	1.2714	0.04738	140	110	22	8
3374	It's a great neighborhood for families.	1.2714	0.04282	140	106	30	4
3375	Our premier model features a stunning view of the 18th hole and a high efficiency, wind powered security system.	1.2713	0.04891	129	101	21	7
3376	The spartan death pit is just a bonus, dont you love it.	1.2713	0.04891	129	101	21	7
3377	Are you ready for the reveal?	1.2713	0.04891	129	101	21	7
3378	Solar is so yesterday. Wind power on your house is the future.	1.2713	0.04637	129	99	25	5
3379	If you want it for a good price, we’ve got to get the timing right.	1.2713	0.04637	129	99	25	5
3380	Take your time	1.2713	0.05014	129	102	19	8
3381	Trust me folks: this house will BLOW you away.	1.2713	0.04766	129	100	23	6
3382	The original owner wanted to express the fickle precariousness of day-to-day existence, while still maintaining optimism that some days life will just let you get through and sink one.	1.2712	0.05058	118	92	20	6
3383	Your short game will thank you.	1.2712	0.04913	118	91	22	5
3384	The quick dash in and out -- consider how it helps your cardio exercise routine.	1.2712	0.04913	118	91	22	5
3385	This one's a little above your budget, but what you're really paying for are the amenities.	1.2712	0.04763	118	90	24	4
3386	You're probably wondering why this house has a hole in the yard.	1.2712	0.05199	118	93	18	7
3387	you asked for something "off the grid"	1.2712	0.04913	118	91	22	5
3388	And if you time it right, you can enter and exit without getting hit by the ball...	1.2712	0.04913	118	91	22	5
3389	Don't worry. You only have to dodge a golf ball about once every half hour.	1.2710	0.04125	155	118	32	5
3390	No, we don't talk about it.	1.2710	0.04323	155	120	28	7
3391	I admit it takes a bit of practice to get through the door at the right timing.	1.2708	0.04749	144	114	21	9
3392	It’s an excellent real estate value. The key is to not get stepped on.	1.2708	0.04540	144	112	25	7
3393	Maxi Golf! It’s the new extreme sport.	1.2708	0.04431	144	111	27	6
3394	These wind-mill condos save hundreds on air conditioning.	1.2708	0.04431	144	111	27	6
3395	The good news is you won't have a power bill. The bad news is the septic situation.	1.2708	0.04540	144	112	25	7
3396	A quaint little house, with windows, doors, and the occasional golf ball.	1.2707	0.04286	133	100	30	3
3397	As you can see, the open floor plan makes the place feel airy, and the strategic placement of the windows offers tons of sporadic natural light.	1.2707	0.04668	133	103	24	6
3398	This next house is a real hole-in-one.	1.2707	0.04789	133	104	22	7
3399	Next is a charming, move in ready, par-3.	1.2707	0.04789	133	104	22	7
3400	We'd put in an offer... but the neighborhoods just too run off the mill.	1.2707	0.04668	133	103	24	6
3401	Golf membership included with house purchase.	1.2707	0.04544	133	102	26	5
3402	...And here we have our latest “wind-energy” design, submitted by a Dutchman of course.	1.2707	0.04544	133	102	26	5
3403	Don Quixote slept here.	1.2707	0.04906	133	105	20	8
3404	The neighborhood is extremely walkable and sees plenty of foot traffic, despite some sidewalk connectivity issues and the relatively high hazard-to-home ratio.	1.2707	0.04789	133	104	22	7
3405	It's a great location if you love to putt around the yard.	1.2707	0.04544	133	102	26	5
3406	Wind power means big savings on the energy bills.	1.2707	0.04417	133	101	28	4
3407	This is the latest model of green energy housing	1.2707	0.04668	133	103	24	6
3408	Trust me, you'll have a ball.	1.2707	0.04789	133	104	22	7
3409	And, if you like puttering around the house...	1.2707	0.04668	133	103	24	6
3410	You wanted a house on the golf course. The Association requires you allow members to play through.	1.2705	0.04804	122	94	23	5
3411	As your realtor, I agree, it is pricy, but you can always go Dutch....	1.2705	0.04943	122	95	21	6
3412	Let's go Dutch.	1.2705	0.04804	122	94	23	5
3413	If you want it, don't play a round	1.2705	0.04661	122	93	25	4
3414	AND...there’s a bill in Congress giving yearly tax credits to homeowners that have this distinctive wind device!	1.2705	0.04943	122	95	21	6
3415	Great location. The zoo is just two holes down.	1.2703	0.05111	111	86	20	5
3416	Not too worry, the prior owners said no one's ever gotten a house-in-one.	1.2703	0.04456	148	115	26	7
3417	And you never have to cut the lawn.	1.2703	0.04948	111	85	22	4
3418	Designed and created for the true mini-golfer.	1.2703	0.05269	111	87	18	6
3419	Even cranking it up to 45 rpm, it’s still cheaper than a burglar alarm.	1.2701	0.04576	137	106	25	6
3420	The weather around here is fine, except for the occasional golf ball-sized hailstorms.	1.2701	0.05023	137	110	17	10
3421	It's a golfer's paradise!	1.2701	0.04576	137	106	25	6
3422	Sure there's no front door, but it's still not too easy to break in.	1.2701	0.04804	137	108	21	8
3423	We didn't receive permits for solar power in this neighborhood yet.	1.2701	0.03946	137	101	35	1
3424	You need to always have the windmill moving. It keeps the local elephant from barging in.	1.2701	0.04335	137	104	29	4
3425	Your handicap will probably come down by at least five strokes.	1.2701	0.04209	137	103	31	3
3426	But it has potential, especially if you like to putter around the house.	1.2698	0.04835	126	98	22	6
3427	When we said house overlooking golf course in Dutchess county, this is not what we were expecting	1.2698	0.04565	126	96	26	4
3428	... comfortable abode but not so good if you're a sleep-walker.	1.2698	0.04965	126	99	20	7
3429	There's a very unique elevator as well.	1.2698	0.04702	126	97	24	5
3430	If you like baking bread this one will grind flour for you, too.	1.2698	0.04965	126	99	20	7
3431	And the large dimpled balls will seldom bother you at night!	1.2698	0.04424	126	95	28	3
3432	We like to think we put the 'putt' into Lilliput	1.2697	0.04570	152	120	23	9
3433	Well yes, you'll have to time your comings and goings."	1.2696	0.05287	115	91	17	7
3434	It comes with central air and your own pair of wooden shoes!	1.2696	0.04674	115	87	25	3
3435	A golf community, in a wind power unit. Definitely up to par. Lawn compacting included.	1.2696	0.04990	115	89	21	5
3436	It's the best par 4 investment you'll ever make.	1.2696	0.04835	115	88	23	4
3437	Ducking the spinning blades and hurtling golf balls: a built-in fitness program in your own home.	1.2696	0.04990	115	89	21	5
3438	This Dutch Provincial is only a Par Three.	1.2696	0.04508	115	86	27	2
3439	In the Summer, its best to stay indoors, and upstairs.	1.2695	0.04488	141	109	26	6
3440	The purchase agreement? Like a circle in a spiral. Like a wheel within a wheel. Never ending. No beginning.	1.2695	0.04708	141	111	22	8
3441	You might occasionally get hit by the blade or whacked by a ball, but who can say no to free electric?	1.2695	0.04374	141	108	28	5
3442	Yard maintenance is included	1.2692	0.04606	130	100	25	5
3443	The savings in your electric bill more than makes up for the inconvenience.	1.2692	0.04858	130	102	21	7
3444	The landlord? Well, he speaks softly, but carries a big putter.	1.2692	0.04858	130	102	21	7
3445	When you factor in the low HOA fees, you'll find it a better buy than the country club!	1.2692	0.04339	130	98	29	3
3446	And it's a wonderful view of the 5th hole!	1.2692	0.04606	130	100	25	5
3447	Sure, it's dangerous, especially on windy days. But the door to number nine is a whale's blowhole.	1.2692	0.05155	104	80	20	4
3448	This place is a hole in one.	1.2692	0.04858	130	102	21	7
3449	I would jump on this before the hipsters gentrify the neighborhood.	1.2692	0.04734	130	101	23	6
3450	I can putt-putt you into this unit today with no money down.	1.2692	0.04606	130	100	25	5
3451	Are we just going to ignore the elephant in the room?	1.2692	0.04970	104	79	22	3
3452	It's a little drafty but the school district is fantastic.	1.2692	0.04475	130	99	27	4
3453	As for an investment, well, just between you and me--Tulips!	1.2692	0.04734	130	101	23	6
3454	Since the loop-de-loop property closed yesterday and with a bidding war here on the windmill lot, may I suggest we look at the waterwheel parcel?	1.2690	0.04182	145	110	31	4
3455	It does not have air conditioning, but you won't need it!	1.2690	0.04512	145	113	25	7
3456	Well, Mr. and Mrs. Peawe, there are a few issues, but let's get you insured.	1.2689	0.05161	119	94	18	7
3457	This little Dutch reproduction is a hole in one.	1.2689	0.05021	119	93	20	6
3458	If we enter at exactly 3.5 second intervals, we should all be fine and we win a free game!	1.2689	0.05161	119	94	18	7
3459	Enter quickly	1.2689	0.04417	119	89	28	2
3460	Of course, the condo fees will be based on par value.	1.2689	0.04728	119	91	24	4
3461	It is a quiet neighborhood except for the occasional putt putts.	1.2687	0.04259	134	101	30	3
3462	and you'll fill in the hole?	1.2687	0.04515	134	103	26	5
3463	It gets you the alternative energy credit, and it keeps the elephants away.	1.2687	0.04515	134	103	26	5
3464	Wind power is the next big thing! Alternatively you could trellis some climber roses.	1.2687	0.04637	134	104	24	6
3465	Well you did say you were looking for something on the golf course. Sadly, the castle and the 'Skull House" are no loner on the market.	1.2687	0.04259	134	101	30	3
3466	Don't quote me, but I think they're flexible.	1.2687	0.04873	134	106	20	8
3467	Sure you have to mind your head, but you’ll be self sufficient in flour	1.2687	0.04389	134	102	28	4
3468	1.2 million is par for the course in this town.”	1.2687	0.04873	134	106	20	8
3469	When the wind eases I'll show you the inside.	1.2687	0.04259	134	101	30	3
3470	It's much busier in the summer. You'll have a ball, I assure you.	1.2687	0.04515	134	103	26	5
3471	On the plus side your energy bill would be very low.	1.2687	0.04515	134	103	26	5
3472	By next year, it will have practically paid for itself.	1.2687	0.04873	134	106	20	8
3473	The choice is yours, the windmill, the church or the white elephant!	1.2685	0.04671	108	81	25	2
3474	Now, obviously, the seller has already factored in the gigantic, club-swinging children into the asking price.	1.2683	0.04770	123	95	23	5
3475	It’s a lovely property, but first there’s an existential crisis I need you to go through.	1.2683	0.04246	164	128	28	8
3476	I mean, let's talk the elephant in the room!	1.2683	0.04770	123	95	23	5
3477	It’s a dream home: pink elephants and on a golf course.	1.2683	0.04628	123	94	25	4
3478	When I said we wanted to live on the fairway, this wasn’t what we had in mind.”	1.2683	0.05042	123	97	19	7
3479	From ten a.m. to ten p.m. it has a great home security system.	1.2683	0.04331	123	92	29	2
3480	With your budget and desired location, this is the best match	1.2683	0.04908	123	96	21	6
3481	The up side is your energy is free, the down side, time your entry and exit to and from the building.	1.2683	0.04482	123	93	27	3
3482	If you don’t like this, I also have a condo I can show you inside a nuclear reactor.	1.2683	0.05042	123	97	19	7
3483	It's a little outside your budget, but the school district is above-par.	1.2683	0.04628	123	94	25	4
3484	I don't think you have the balls for this.	1.2681	0.04661	138	108	23	7
3485	So you're from Chicago you say?	1.2681	0.04546	138	107	25	6
3486	It has no AC, but there is a steady breeze, and pets are welcome.	1.2681	0.04429	138	106	27	5
3487	It will go fast, it’s the only house in Minitown with air conditioning.	1.2681	0.04308	138	105	29	4
3488	The perk of this home is that you can play golf with giants.	1.2680	0.04448	153	120	25	8
3489	I'll just wait out here. Trust me, you'll want to pace yourself going through this one.	1.2679	0.04909	112	86	22	4
3490	Your friends will envy you for those lovely vistas, your enemies will fear the awesome power of those rotating blades.	1.2679	0.05379	112	89	16	7
3491	Last question: how is your short game?	1.2677	0.04534	127	97	26	4
3492	These unique homes on a former mini-golf estate will not last long, so act fast.	1.2677	0.04670	127	98	24	5
3493	The good news is that your electricity bill is always low!	1.2677	0.04534	127	97	26	4
3494	It comes furnished but you do share the lawn	1.2677	0.04930	127	100	20	7
3495	You might find the parking's a little tight. Most of our tenants drive a putt-putt.	1.2677	0.04802	127	99	22	6
3496	Now, I should tell you...	1.2677	0.04670	127	98	24	5
3497	Before you make a decision, I say you take it for a spin.	1.2677	0.04930	127	100	20	7
3498	Your wind will be my sales!	1.2677	0.04394	127	96	28	3
3499	Yeah, it's a winter rental. Trust me, you do not want to be here in the summer.	1.2677	0.04930	127	100	20	7
3500	This property will come on the market as soon as the President stops tilting.	1.2677	0.04802	127	99	22	6
3501	One thing, for windy days you'll need a good sense of timing	1.2677	0.04802	127	99	22	6
3502	Not to worry, the answer is blowing in the wind.	1.2677	0.04930	127	100	20	7
3503	You couldn't agree on white picket fences, so this is a good compromise	1.2677	0.04394	127	96	28	3
3504	You said you wanted to live on the course.	1.2676	0.04679	142	112	22	8
3505	Lastly I could almost guarantee lower miniature golf scores.	1.2676	0.04571	142	111	24	7
3506	No worries. They’ll swing by a couple of times a minute	1.2676	0.04347	142	109	28	5
3507	And it comes with a matching pair of his and her wooden shoes.	1.2676	0.04347	142	109	28	5
3508	Sure, you have to be quick getting through the door, but home windmills really are the next generation of energy technology. Solar panels are so run-of-the-mill these days.	1.2676	0.04347	142	109	28	5
3509	If you’re concerned that the safety issue I also have a pirate’s head on the 9th hole that’s available.	1.2675	0.04080	157	120	32	5
3510	It's a great location, Mr. Trump. You can golf all day like you already do.	1.2675	0.04462	157	124	24	9
3511	The best part? It's handicap accessible.	1.2672	0.05101	116	91	19	6
3512	No, I said there is a tiger and woods nearby.	1.2672	0.04798	116	89	23	4
3513	If the golf ball thing is an issue for you, then there's really no point in looking at the home that's shaped like a clown's head.	1.2672	0.04952	116	90	21	5
3514	It's a bit of a challenge getting in and out.	1.2672	0.04475	116	87	27	2
3515	Sorry, it's not handicap-accessible.	1.2672	0.05063	131	105	17	9
3516	Old World charm tempered with New World kitsch.	1.2672	0.04445	131	100	27	4
3517	Trust me, you will not be think 'Miniature' when you see inside	1.2672	0.04311	131	99	29	3
3518	You not only get your electricity for free, you also provide it for 20 of your paying neighbors	1.2672	0.04311	131	99	29	3
3519	This one is very green...completely off the grid, in fact.	1.2672	0.04311	131	99	29	3
3520	The HOA fee includes an annual mini golf membership.	1.2672	0.04575	131	101	25	5
3521	The windmill also helps to disperse unexpected elephant odors."	1.2672	0.04825	131	103	21	7
3522	This house's cost is par for the area.	1.2671	0.04157	146	111	31	4
3523	Complete with a view of the ninth hole, right out your front door.	1.2671	0.04378	146	113	27	6
3524	The previous owner was a sleepwalker, and after several mishaps, he just had to give it up but he loved the breeze and the steady entertainment.	1.2671	0.04157	146	111	31	4
3525	It's a sweet little par four bungalow.	1.2671	0.04378	146	113	27	6
3526	The dike? Don't worry about it.	1.2667	0.05065	135	109	16	10
3527	Well it’s this or an alligator mouth so pick your poison, Debra	1.2667	0.04726	135	106	22	7
3528	You're going to love it here. Just try to ignore the clown next door	1.2667	0.04694	120	92	24	4
3529	The asking price is fairly low; especially considering its proximity to the school.	1.2667	0.04726	135	106	22	7
3530	The plumbing is a bit odd, but it's in a great neighborhood.	1.2667	0.04954	135	108	18	9
3531	We can move the black hole.	1.2667	0.04726	135	106	22	7
3532	I have no idea why they call it Mini Golf. Those golf balls seem awfully big to me!"	1.2667	0.04486	135	104	26	5
3533	Best of all, it's a kid friendly neighborhood and nobody can play through after 8 PM.	1.2667	0.04726	135	106	22	7
3534	No children, no pets....	1.2667	0.04841	120	93	22	5
3535	Now, state laws mandate that I inform you there have been multiple fatalities in the house, usually followed by shrieks of joy.	1.2667	0.03976	150	113	34	3
3536	But it DOES meet your "dyke-front" and "elephant-view" requirements	1.2667	0.04841	135	107	20	8
3537	The Elephant 's part of deal, he works the treadmill when the winds not blowing.	1.2667	0.05288	105	82	18	5
3538	This state-of-the-art Dutch cooling system works in three speeds: churn, butter churn and brew.	1.2667	0.04543	120	91	26	3
3539	The price is low because it's zoned as a miniature golf course.	1.2667	0.04607	135	105	24	6
3540	And the sole covenant is you must fill the yard with tulips.	1.2662	0.04401	139	107	27	5
3541	The previous renter was heedless. After three days he was headless.	1.2662	0.04632	139	109	23	7
3542	Just steer clear of the living room when they play through.	1.2662	0.04401	139	107	27	5
3543	Solar power is last year's model.	1.2662	0.04518	139	108	25	6
3544	The previous owner designed miniature golf courses and enjoyed a great sense of irony.	1.2662	0.04743	139	110	21	8
3545	The original owner was Don Quixote	1.2662	0.04518	139	108	25	6
3546	...and it's got a putting green in the front!	1.2662	0.04518	139	108	25	6
3547	Sandra, this deal is a hole in one.	1.2661	0.04873	124	97	21	6
3548	"Don't worry. 90% putt to the hole, and 8% are blocked by the windmill."	1.2661	0.04596	124	95	25	4
3549	It has a state-of-the-art security system.	1.2661	0.04596	124	95	25	4
3550	This neighborhood is known for its immaculate landscaping.	1.2661	0.04451	124	94	27	3
3551	I really see you guys here more than I see you in our Skee-Ball community.	1.2661	0.05135	124	99	17	8
3552	The only real issue is the climate: hail the size of golf balls!	1.2661	0.04737	124	96	23	5
3553	Hail the size of golf balls is just a myth.	1.2661	0.04737	124	96	23	5
3554	Honestly, Don, I'm not a fan.	1.2661	0.05135	124	99	17	8
3555	Sorry, this is the only golf course country club available for your wedding.	1.2661	0.05155	109	85	19	5
3556	It's the most energy efficient property on the market. Just be very careful entering and leaving.	1.2661	0.04988	109	84	21	4
3557	The house is nice,but it can be a little windy.	1.2658	0.04155	158	122	30	6
3558	Deal of the century!...two bedrooms...den...updated kitchen and motivated seller...	1.2657	0.04320	143	110	28	5
3559	It's got three bedrooms, two baths, and the most challenging pass-through in the neighborhood.	1.2656	0.04221	128	96	30	2
3560	None of the neighbours wanted to chip in for a doorman, so they went Dutch.	1.2656	0.04769	128	100	22	6
3561	Yeah, it's a bit of a white elephant but we're thinking green here: you've got your wind power and a whole lot more.	1.2656	0.04503	128	98	26	4
3562	We are playing with the big boys now.	1.2656	0.04638	128	99	24	5
3563	Members assume all risks and dangers, including specifically, but not exclusively, any damages or injuries resulting from windmills, elephants, errant golf balls, or random acts of God.	1.2656	0.04503	128	98	26	4
3564	You don’t have to pay for miniature golf anymore and you have a real chance of getting it in on the first try.	1.2656	0.04896	128	101	20	7
3565	Is this on par for your budget?	1.2656	0.04769	128	100	22	6
3566	and just think how much you will save on electricity	1.2656	0.04221	128	96	30	2
3567	It’s great for kids and your short game.	1.2656	0.04503	128	98	26	4
3568	Par on this unit is a little above your budget, but it does has high ceilings and it's only 1 hole away from the alligator.	1.2655	0.05186	113	89	18	6
3569	Our social media research said you were titling at windmills..	1.2655	0.05186	113	89	18	6
3570	I can. have you in this, up top beauty ,for 1000 down and of course free electric	1.2655	0.04872	113	87	22	4
3571	It's definitely an under 55 and younger community!	1.2653	0.04244	147	113	29	5
3572	The best part is when they miss from an inch away.	1.2653	0.04244	147	113	29	5
3573	Best of all, the purchase price includes free lifetime membership to the miniature golf course!	1.2652	0.04793	132	104	21	7
3574	Timed entry provides great security.	1.2652	0.05142	132	107	15	10
3575	Reduced for a quick sail.	1.2652	0.04793	132	104	21	7
3576	When we told you we wanted to downsize, this is not what we meant	1.2652	0.04283	132	100	29	3
3577	The lease is for one year, but you'll need to be out on weekends for the miniature golf and on Wednesdays when that guy from La Mancha drops by!	1.2652	0.04793	132	104	21	7
3578	The President heard Holland had big windmills and, well, we ended up with this.”	1.2652	0.04912	132	105	19	8
3579	You gotta admit... it really makes you feel like we are in one of those Hitchcock movies.	1.2652	0.04793	132	104	21	7
3580	And...best of all! It's like having the Golf Channel in your living room.	1.2652	0.04545	132	102	25	5
3581	This is too run-of-the-mill for you? Even with the elephant over there in the churchyard??	1.2652	0.04416	132	101	27	4
3582	It's true: Don Quixote DID spend time here...	1.2650	0.04763	117	90	23	4
3583	Utilities are included in the purchase price!	1.2650	0.04915	117	91	21	5
3584	It's a fore ever home.	1.2649	0.04064	151	115	32	4
3585	If you’ve got the balls for it, this could be a nice fixer upper rental property.	1.2647	0.04695	136	107	22	7
3586	This house has old school security features.	1.2647	0.04457	136	105	26	5
3587	The one advantage to the 18th hole, is the possibility of replay"	1.2647	0.04074	136	102	32	2
3588	I'd recommend making a strong offer because in the current climate these properties move very fast.	1.2647	0.04457	136	105	26	5
3589	It was the winner in the Tiny House contest! There are a few hazards, tho . . .	1.2647	0.04577	136	106	24	6
3590	Since we canceled the Trump branding license, sales are up 30 percent.	1.2647	0.04205	136	103	30	3
3591	There’s only one thing about this listing, folks...you have to be quick when you go in and out.	1.2647	0.04577	136	106	24	6
3592	Wind power is the key to your future. So is a front door.	1.2647	0.04333	136	104	28	4
3593	It's gonna take a lot of balls to live at this property.	1.2647	0.04810	136	108	20	8
3594	With a strong wind, you don't need a front door.	1.2647	0.05561	102	81	15	6
3595	And you’re going to love your neighbors, the clown mouths.	1.2645	0.04947	121	95	20	6
3596	Umm, yes. The UPS guy does leave packages ...somewhere else.	1.2645	0.04806	121	94	22	5
3597	No need for air conditioning, and best yet, it's off the grid!	1.2645	0.04355	121	91	28	2
3598	You said you both can still sprint, correct?	1.2645	0.04660	121	93	24	4
3599	This beautiful home is energy efficient and literally on the golf course!	1.2645	0.04947	121	95	20	6
3600	If you sign now I can throw in a lifetime supply of stubby pencils.	1.2645	0.04947	121	95	20	6
3601	Here, at our safest property, you’ll be neighbors with the lighthouse and the school district is far from the volcano.	1.2645	0.04947	121	95	20	6
3602	As far as houses on a golf course, I've also got a clown head I really think you'd like.	1.2645	0.04806	121	94	22	5
3603	You understand that you leave your condo at your own risk during business hours.	1.2643	0.04254	140	107	29	4
3604	You said you're an ornithologist, Mr Smith? Well you'll like this place - we get a lot of birdies around here.	1.2643	0.04602	140	110	23	7
3605	Trust me, no one misses this shot	1.2643	0.04373	140	108	27	5
3606	Based on our estimates, 70% of the energy bill is covered, and only one in three will be playing through.	1.2643	0.04373	140	108	27	5
3607	And it's surprisingly affordable if you're willing to go dutch.	1.2643	0.04489	140	109	25	6
3608	This is another feature of the Nine Hole Estates plan! All of your electricity and flour needs are taken care of right here.	1.2643	0.04373	140	108	27	5
3609	No, I'm afraid it doesn't come with a golf cart.	1.2643	0.04602	140	110	23	7
3610	The developer is a huge fan of miniature golf.	1.2642	0.04702	106	80	24	2
3611	Giant balls rolling through? That almost never happens.	1.2642	0.05069	106	82	20	4
3612	Unfortunately.. No home delivery’s	1.2640	0.04564	125	96	25	4
3613	I am available anytime before 30 mph.	1.2640	0.04970	125	99	19	7
3614	You do realize that this house is equiped with renewable clean energy ,right?	1.2640	0.05098	125	100	17	8
3615	Now that you have downsized, this is the perfect place for you.	1.2640	0.04420	125	95	27	3
3616	Who puts the hole in front of the windmill? Who cares? This place is a steal!	1.2640	0.04839	125	98	21	6
3617	...and excess electricity can be sold back to the grid	1.2640	0.04839	125	98	21	6
3618	No, no, the children aren't the worst part. It's the middle aged men.	1.2640	0.04970	125	99	19	7
3619	Believe me, this is the hardest one to get on the block.	1.2640	0.04839	125	98	21	6
3620	After running the comps, this place is on par with the neighborhood.	1.2640	0.05098	125	100	17	8
3621	You said you were interested in a property near a golf range.	1.2640	0.04420	125	95	27	3
3622	....and we partner with a local bank that specializes in miniature loans.	1.2639	0.04062	144	109	32	3
3623	He practices his putting early, before you'll even be getting up. So you can forget about all that "Fe, Fi, Fo, Fum" stuff.	1.2639	0.04515	144	113	24	7
3624	Some would call it 'multiple beheadings'. I call it "motivated seller".	1.2639	0.04515	144	113	24	7
3625	Trust me. The pros of living on a golf course outweigh the cons.	1.2639	0.04294	144	111	28	5
3626	If you want to be off the grid, this is the home for you.	1.2636	0.05274	110	87	17	6
3627	Watch out for Don Quixote.	1.2636	0.04948	110	85	21	4
3628	I'm required to tell you that the previous owners were not fleet of foot.	1.2636	0.04607	129	100	24	5
3629	On windy days your electricity is free.	1.2636	0.05223	129	105	14	10
3630	Getting a mortgage should be a breeze.	1.2636	0.04736	129	101	22	6
3631	It’s the perfect place for folks who hate door to door cable salespeople.	1.2636	0.04473	129	99	26	4
3632	It's very ecological: wind power and a garbage disposal unit right out front.	1.2636	0.04862	129	102	20	7
3633	Do you want it? I have another couple coming in 2 seconds.	1.2635	0.04534	148	117	23	8
3634	You asked for a house with a picket fence.	1.2635	0.04326	148	115	27	6
3635	And you can Airbnb with your Dutch friends!”	1.2635	0.04534	148	117	23	8
3636	If mini golf isn’t your thing, we also have Chuck E. Cheese condos.	1.2632	0.04992	114	89	20	5
3637	And,don't forget,there's a 7,500 Euro renewable energy tax credit if you settle by the end of the year.	1.2632	0.04640	133	104	23	6
3638	I know the housing market is tough these days, but I can assure you: this is a hole-in-one!	1.2632	0.05439	114	92	14	8
3639	Yeah, the huge hole is a bit off-putting.	1.2632	0.04992	114	89	20	5
3640	We're so glad we found you - there's not many people qualified to play the part of terrified citizens on the President's new miniature golf course	1.2632	0.04640	133	104	23	6
3641	I told you you t was near a golf course”	1.2632	0.04640	133	104	23	6
3642	You will have a ball living here.	1.2632	0.04515	133	103	25	5
3643	It's fine, after a day or two you won't even hear it.	1.2632	0.04640	133	104	23	6
3644	There's also room on the roof for two solar panels!	1.2628	0.04548	137	107	24	6
3645	The golfers aren't really a problem, the Don Quixote wannabe can be a bit of pain, but hey, where are you going to find a price like this?	1.2628	0.04665	137	108	22	7
3646	At least you won't have to worry about maintaining the lawn.	1.2628	0.04548	137	107	24	6
3647	This house has a revolutionary design concept.	1.2628	0.04889	137	110	18	9
3648	The home owners association states one has to play through .	1.2628	0.04548	137	107	24	6
3649	Just don't tilt at it and you'll be fine.	1.2628	0.04306	137	105	28	4
3650	The upside is you get to keep the golf balls.	1.2628	0.04548	137	107	24	6
3651	Coming and going here will be more fun than ever.	1.2628	0.04548	137	107	24	6
3652	Do you like golf?	1.2628	0.04306	137	105	28	4
3653	How about those vaulted ceilings?	1.2627	0.04572	118	90	25	3
3654	And you don't need to furnish the ground floor.	1.2627	0.04878	118	92	21	5
3655	This house definitely puts you on par with the Joneses.	1.2627	0.05025	118	93	19	6
3656	Before we look at the inside, are you familiar with the golf term "fore"?	1.2627	0.04728	118	91	23	4
3657	You don't get this close to the action at Pitch and Putt Estate.	1.2627	0.04728	118	91	23	4
3658	So, love it or list it ?	1.2627	0.04728	118	91	23	4
3659	Just don't put any furniture in the foyer and you'll be fine.	1.2627	0.04410	118	89	27	2
3660	Picket fence, church, your kind of neighbors. Trust me: No one notices the black hole.	1.2624	0.04461	141	110	25	6
3661	Don't worry, we don't have much wind around here.	1.2624	0.04683	141	112	21	8
3662	It comes with a turnkey security system.	1.2624	0.04574	141	111	23	7
3663	Well it's better than living in the clowns mouth.	1.2624	0.04574	141	111	23	7
3664	Not to worry, it's a par four.	1.2624	0.04346	141	109	27	5
3665	... and it's near the golf course.	1.2624	0.04346	141	109	27	5
3666	And the putt putt balls only come through the first floor.	1.2624	0.04107	141	107	31	3
3667	And it even has a yard you can putter around in!!	1.2623	0.04911	122	96	20	6
3668	... but there's nothing miniature about the deal you'll be getting!	1.2623	0.04627	122	94	24	4
3669	Before you decide to buy, perhaps we should take a putt around the neighborhood.	1.2623	0.04627	122	94	24	4
3670	Get ready. The kid just pulled his finger out of the dike.	1.2623	0.04771	122	95	22	5
3671	Electricity is included!	1.2623	0.04324	122	92	28	2
3672	Getting inside is a little tricky. It’s all about timing.	1.2623	0.04771	122	95	22	5
3673	The Church is 650. Elephant is 720. This is a steal at 680 plus you get to keep all the misses.	1.2623	0.04627	122	94	24	4
3674	Does it come with tulips?	1.2623	0.04771	122	95	22	5
3675	Next up is an energy-efficient fore bedroom	1.2623	0.04771	122	95	22	5
3676	You should bid higher. Tiny houses are very hot now.	1.2621	0.04155	145	111	30	4
3677	You might even consider adding a wing.	1.2621	0.04992	145	119	14	12
3678	It's a natural setting and you'll see eagles out the window all the time.	1.2621	0.04487	145	114	24	7
3679	It's a 100% green community.	1.2621	0.03917	145	109	34	2
3680	That IS the elevator.	1.2621	0.04593	145	115	22	8
3681	Because global warming is the elephant in the room.	1.2619	0.04805	126	99	21	6
3682	If you buy this hole, timing is everything.	1.2619	0.04671	126	98	23	5
3683	I'm not going to lie to you, this is the most difficult house in the neighborhood.	1.2619	0.04805	126	99	21	6
3684	Don't worry about large golf balls rolling through your living room, Mr. and Mrs. Panza. It'll never happen. The President not only can't read, but he can't read greens either.	1.2619	0.04805	126	99	21	6
3685	This next showing will blow you away.	1.2619	0.05062	126	101	17	8
3686	This place should fit you just fine and you qualify for a sub-par loan.	1.2619	0.04935	126	100	19	7
3687	"We will see much of the neighbors?" "No. They tend to just play through.	1.2619	0.04243	126	95	29	2
3688	This one is not exactly par for the course.	1.2619	0.04671	126	98	23	5
3689	May I interest you in some solar panels?	1.2619	0.04533	126	97	25	4
3690	You’ll love this beautiful Tudor complete with its own green energy source. Plus, every time someone hits a hole-in-one, balloons drop and you get a certificate for a free hot dog!	1.2619	0.04671	126	98	23	5
3691	The neighborhood is absolutely quiet after 7:00 p.m. on weekdays and 9:00 p.m. on weekends. Absolutely...!	1.2619	0.04533	126	97	25	4
3692	They say it takes a lot of balls to live in this club.	1.2617	0.04405	149	117	25	7
3693	Not only a retirement home on a golf course, but also a free round every time you fall in the hole.	1.2617	0.04194	149	115	29	5
3694	OK, the seller agreed to remove the 'bob' !	1.2615	0.05070	130	105	16	9
3695	The Air Conditioning bills are really low.	1.2615	0.04575	130	101	24	5
3696	Sally and John wondered why the realtor would only meet them when the mini golf course was closed.	1.2615	0.04575	130	101	24	5
3697	Mini golf is for kids. This is mega golf!	1.2615	0.04307	130	99	28	3
3698	Yes. But, it is powered by clean energy.	1.2615	0.04575	130	101	24	5
3699	Don't worry, there aren't any security problems in the neighborhood. As you can see, it's a fence, not a wall.	1.2615	0.04704	130	102	22	6
3700	I'm going to be frank...it's a seller's market.	1.2615	0.04307	130	99	28	3
3701	Don't sweat, only one every ten gets through	1.2614	0.04123	153	118	30	5
3702	And if it's windy, of course, you'll have to be careful coming out the front door.	1.2614	0.04425	153	121	24	8
3703	Any golfballs you catch, you keep.	1.2613	0.04909	111	86	21	4
3704	Yes. This house on the golf course is within your budget.	1.2613	0.05073	111	87	19	5
3705	this windmill is up to par	1.2613	0.04909	111	86	21	4
3706	Now market value for this Dutch-inspired cottage is Par 4, but if you time it right, you'll find yourselves rolling right through that door in under 4.	1.2612	0.04486	134	104	25	5
3707	And the lawn requires no mowing	1.2612	0.04486	134	104	25	5
3708	...and removing lingering dinner guests is a breeze...	1.2612	0.04359	134	103	27	4
3709	Airconditioned?!	1.2612	0.04729	134	106	21	7
3710	People into fitness, like you folks, love it here..you have to run fast to avoid the paddles and then jump over the hole.	1.2612	0.04729	134	106	21	7
3711	No, the elephant doesn’t come with it.	1.2612	0.04729	134	106	21	7
3712	The spinning trunk slicer and foot trap offer double protection from the marauding churchyard elephant	1.2612	0.04359	134	103	27	4
3713	Just think how it will keep solicitors from coming to your door.	1.2612	0.04486	134	104	25	5
3714	It’s perfect for flipping.	1.2612	0.04729	134	106	21	7
3715	It's a revolutionary architecture.	1.2612	0.04609	134	105	23	6
3716	Energy & protection... it's a hole in one!	1.2611	0.04155	157	122	29	6
3717	No, the sixth hole is the hardest.	1.2609	0.04400	138	107	26	5
3718	Consider what a great place this is to dry laundry!	1.2609	0.04747	138	110	20	8
3719	After a few days you won’ even notice them.	1.2609	0.04519	138	108	24	6
3720	Maybe you two can go Dutch on this one!	1.2609	0.04400	138	107	26	5
3721	What a hole.	1.2609	0.04635	138	109	22	7
3722	It's a great location if you like clubbing.	1.2609	0.04636	115	88	24	3
3723	The air-conditioning is included.	1.2609	0.04519	138	108	24	6
3724	The electric bill savings will blow you away.	1.2609	0.04519	138	108	24	6
3725	Well, you wind some, you lose some.	1.2609	0.04400	138	107	26	5
3726	No, you must bring your own putters	1.2609	0.04400	138	107	26	5
3727	The "Quixote" model is equipped with energy-saving features.	1.2609	0.04747	138	110	20	8
3728	The real estate market here is certainly turning around.	1.2609	0.04636	115	88	24	3
3729	This quaint, vintage, family home is within walking distance of many children's entertainment opportunities.	1.2606	0.04082	142	108	31	3
3730	Is it a bit drafty?	1.2606	0.04545	142	112	23	7
3731	Green energy! Within your budget!	1.2606	0.04545	142	112	23	7
3732	Good news; the inspection report indicates the building is Don Quixote proof.	1.2606	0.04760	142	114	19	9
3733	We are waiting for Solar Panels to Come Around....... Then the value of this Property will Go Sky High....	1.2606	0.04082	142	108	31	3
3734	We are offering this home at a great price! Are you both fast runners?	1.2606	0.04082	142	108	31	3
3735	If you can putt down a miniature deposit, we can swing a deal.	1.2606	0.04545	142	112	23	7
3736	Believe me, you're going to have a ball living here.	1.2605	0.04842	119	93	21	5
3737	The balls crashing through your living room are very rarely an issue.	1.2605	0.04693	119	92	23	4
3738	The golf is just miniature. You will, of course, stay at your normal size.	1.2605	0.04693	119	92	23	4
3739	You both clearly have a keen sensing of timing, getting into this market now.	1.2605	0.04539	119	91	25	3
3740	Occasionally , a large white rabbit will come out of the hole .	1.2605	0.04693	119	92	23	4
3741	Pros: You'll get a great cross breeze. Cons: It's a windmill.	1.2605	0.04842	119	93	21	5
3742	Given the tricky lies, my commission is par for the course.	1.2605	0.04693	119	92	23	4
3743	The south-facing ball chute brings in great natural light.	1.2603	0.04130	146	112	30	4
3744	You should see our tennis courts.	1.2603	0.04460	146	115	24	7
3745	It's a miniature golfer's dream house!	1.2603	0.04460	146	115	24	7
3746	And with just the addition of a flowing stream, you could have electricity.	1.2603	0.04130	146	112	30	4
3747	It's very reasonable and it's on the fourteenth green!	1.2603	0.04353	146	114	26	6
3748	Let's not putter around...the odds are a million-to-one that they'll even hit the hole in one, so the house may light up once...perhaps twice a season, right?	1.2602	0.04737	123	96	22	5
3749	You’ve chosen this hole to sponsor, Mr. Quixote. May I ask why	1.2602	0.04737	123	96	22	5
3750	I think we’re in a bad spot here!!!	1.2602	0.04594	123	95	24	4
3751	Depends on your timing . . . you can go in or you can hitch a ride on a blade for a great view.	1.2600	0.04379	150	118	25	7
3752	It is a very competitive market.	1.2598	0.04360	127	97	27	3
3753	Yes,it's totally open concept.	1.2598	0.04638	127	99	23	5
3754	I assure you it is not subpar. It's par 3.	1.2598	0.04638	127	99	23	5
3755	Well, look at it this way. Aside from the occasional inconvenient golfer, your income from the milling operation should amply cover your mortgage payments.	1.2598	0.04360	127	97	27	3
3756	Confidentially, I think the sellers might entertain an offer of two under par.	1.2598	0.04900	127	101	19	7
3757	It's the most mega property in Mini-golf Estates.	1.2598	0.04215	127	96	29	2
3758	We want to live on a golf course, not in a golf course.	1.2598	0.04900	127	101	19	7
3759	Well, curb appeal isn't everything.	1.2597	0.04100	154	119	30	5
3760	What comes around, goes around.	1.2596	0.05291	104	82	17	5
3761	The zoning will have to change from miniature golf to residential	1.2595	0.04672	131	103	22	6
3762	Yes, the price may be rough, but try finding another Dutch Colonial that comes with its own club!	1.2595	0.04796	131	104	20	7
3763	We like to say it's green energy and intruder control, all rolled into one.	1.2595	0.04279	131	100	28	3
3764	This next one has that open-floor plan you’re looking for.	1.2595	0.04545	131	102	24	5
3765	Its a great house... you just need to be careful when you're walking your dog.	1.2595	0.04279	131	100	28	3
3766	Don’t worry, residents get to putter around the house for free.	1.2595	0.04414	131	101	26	4
3767	It won’t keep out all intruders, but let’s just say they’re not getting very far.	1.2595	0.04279	131	100	28	3
3768	It's in the homeowner's guidelines; you can only tilt at your own windmill.	1.2593	0.04579	135	106	23	6
3769	you cant imagine the fun of living in a golf course resort.	1.2593	0.04456	135	105	25	5
3770	The previous owners didn't last long.	1.2593	0.04810	108	83	22	3
3771	There is one thing I should disclose: You will need to carefully time your ingress and egress.	1.2593	0.04201	135	103	29	3
3772	Buying this house will be a breeze.	1.2593	0.04456	135	105	25	5
3773	Bill, is he not going to bring up the elephant in the room?	1.2593	0.04579	135	106	23	6
3774	With all the tax write-offs, this thing just might work.	1.2593	0.04331	135	104	27	4
3775	and the Sump pump is amaaaazing...	1.2590	0.04717	139	111	20	8
3776	It's your ultimate eco-home. Not much sun but all the wind power you'll ever want.	1.2590	0.04127	139	106	30	3
3777	Ironically, sub-par homes go fast and for a premium in this neighborhood . Shall we get the ball rolling?	1.2590	0.04373	139	108	26	5
3778	Technically, it is adjacent to the fourth green.	1.2590	0.04373	139	108	26	5
3779	But it's reinforced gingerbread.	1.2590	0.04252	139	107	28	4
3780	The air conditioning is extraordinary!	1.2590	0.04252	139	107	28	4
3781	Just think of what you'll save on your electric bill.	1.2589	0.05492	112	91	13	8
3782	The previous owners led a very competitive lifestyle.	1.2589	0.04871	112	87	21	4
3783	You should see the putter.	1.2589	0.05190	112	89	17	6
3784	They didn't tell you the land's been rezoned?	1.2587	0.04517	143	113	23	7
3785	This property is already generating a lot of buzz.	1.2587	0.04406	143	112	25	6
3786	You did say you wanted to downsize.	1.2587	0.04625	143	114	21	8
3787	Mr. Trump believes this is going to be HUGE with the Dutch golfers.	1.2587	0.04517	143	113	23	7
3788	This place is better value because they put the hole in the wrong location.	1.2586	0.05066	116	92	18	6
3789	No electric bills with this model.	1.2585	0.04433	147	116	24	7
3790	It's handicap accessible.	1.2585	0.04327	147	115	26	6
3791	The last owner lost his head.	1.2585	0.04218	147	114	28	5
3792	Don Quixote slept here. Joust kidding!	1.2583	0.04950	120	95	19	6
3793	These babies used to be a hard sell but now they're considered sustainable.	1.2583	0.04807	120	94	21	5
3794	This one's on the upper edge of your budget, but it has a nice view overlooking Hole #7.	1.2583	0.04807	120	94	21	5
3795	Look on the bright side. The artificial turf keeps the maintenance costs very low.	1.2583	0.04506	120	92	25	3
3796	But, you'll save a bundle on your electric bill!	1.2583	0.04950	120	95	19	6
3797	The location isn't the best but you'll save a ton on energy costs!	1.2583	0.04348	120	91	27	2
3798	You should see the balls on this one.	1.2583	0.04659	120	93	23	4
3799	It includes an avant-garde security system that is shockingly effective.	1.2583	0.04659	120	93	23	4
3800	Of course the water views are better over near the clowns mouth, but the kids are gonna love being so close to the pirates ship.	1.2583	0.04807	120	94	21	5
3801	It only makes noise when someone gets a hole in one, which never happens past ten.	1.2583	0.04506	120	92	25	3
3802	And an added benefit is that you don’t have to cut the AstroTurf.	1.2583	0.04659	120	93	23	4
3803	It's perfect for people who like to be on the go.	1.2583	0.04950	120	95	19	6
3804	You’ll save a bundle on electric.	1.2583	0.04251	151	118	27	6
3805	Wind power is the eco-friendly alternative to unsightly solar panels	1.2581	0.04841	124	98	20	6
3806	This is the Dutch treat you won on the quiz show.	1.2581	0.04974	124	99	18	7
3807	Inconvenient, you say? I say, the energy savings alone are worth any minor inconvenience!	1.2581	0.04265	124	94	28	2
3808	Granted, it is a bit quixotic - reducing your carbon footprint and keeping your husband close to home for golf.	1.2581	0.04704	124	97	22	5
3809	You'll never have to mow the lawn.	1.2581	0.04704	124	97	22	5
3810	Watch out for the giant putts.	1.2581	0.04416	124	95	26	3
3811	My advice is simply to ignore that elephant in the corner....	1.2581	0.04562	124	96	24	4
3812	The club action here is to die for.	1.2581	0.04704	124	97	22	5
3813	Sure, there's the occasional golf ball, but remember there's no crab grass, no gophers, no dandelions, and no grass to be cut every week.	1.2578	0.04606	128	100	23	5
3814	The minor annoyance of golf balls occasionally passing through the ground floor is reflected in the price.	1.2578	0.04471	128	99	25	4
3815	That? It doubles as a clothes dryer.	1.2578	0.04606	128	100	23	5
3816	Lets talk about the giant windmill in the room.	1.2578	0.04991	128	103	17	8
3817	There is a clause in the deed which allows for an annual celebration involving a man on horseback wearing a tin helmet to charge through your living room.	1.2578	0.04606	128	100	23	5
3818	...and the best part is you'll never mow again.	1.2578	0.04331	128	98	27	3
3819	And if you get a hole-in-one, we offer an extra night’s stay!	1.2578	0.04606	128	100	23	5
3820	At this price, it's a hole-in-one!	1.2578	0.04471	128	99	25	4
3821	The homeowners association dues include golf privileges!"	1.2578	0.04187	128	97	29	2
3822	.and as you know, mini houses are all the rage.	1.2578	0.04738	128	101	21	6
3823	Of course, you'll never need air conditioning.	1.2578	0.04606	128	100	23	5
3824	No, Mr. and Mrs. Vanderbeek, solar may be overkill.	1.2578	0.04866	128	102	19	7
3825	As you can see it's a traditional Danish floorpan, but if you really want it, your timing has to be just right.	1.2576	0.04641	132	104	22	6
3826	If you're not seeing yourself in this home, I can show you a great oil rig in the same school district.	1.2576	0.05227	132	109	12	11
3827	This was one of Tiger Woods' holiday homes!	1.2576	0.04515	132	103	24	5
3828	If you buy today, I am prepared to throw in a giant scorecard and pencil, free of charge.	1.2576	0.04251	132	101	28	3
3829	And it comes with your own putting green	1.2576	0.04385	132	102	26	4
3830	The garage only fits a VW Golf.	1.2576	0.04251	132	101	28	3
3831	It's the latest ultimate renewable energy house.	1.2576	0.04515	132	103	24	5
3832	And the leaves and other debris are frequently removed by giants with metal clubs.	1.2576	0.05001	132	107	16	9
3833	On windy days, every time you go in or out, you'll get a free haircut.	1.2574	0.05200	101	79	18	4
3834	How about we take this baby for a spin?	1.2574	0.04174	136	104	29	3
3835	It gets a little tricky with the big balls rolling through, but you get used to it.	1.2574	0.04782	136	109	19	8
3836	The neighborhood is subpar but you can get it for a great price.	1.2574	0.04042	136	103	31	2
3837	We'll take it. Putt 'er there.	1.2574	0.04428	136	106	25	5
3838	And you never have to mow the artificial grass.	1.2571	0.04462	140	110	24	6
3839	Of course, you must time your entrance carefully, especially in windy days.	1.2571	0.04102	140	107	30	3
3840	And the utilities are all off the grid!	1.2571	0.04225	140	108	28	4
3841	This is what's called 'renewable' chic.	1.2571	0.04687	140	112	20	8
3842	Condo dues include access to the snack bar.	1.2571	0.04345	140	109	26	5
3843	Let's address it now; before the elephant's in the room.	1.2571	0.04687	140	112	20	8
3844	In real estate timing is everything, and in this property especially, the race is to the swift.	1.2571	0.04462	140	110	24	6
3845	Exactly what DID you have in mind for "Downsizing in Holland"?	1.2571	0.04462	140	110	24	6
3846	Yes, you can enter the house through the backdoor anytime.	1.2569	0.04033	144	110	31	3
3847	Do you have anything more in the style of clown's face?	1.2569	0.04379	144	113	25	6
3848	This is prime corner real estate, although you do have to learn to beat the blade to the door.	1.2569	0.04489	144	114	23	7
3849	If you move quickly, the owners are willing to throw in a couple of putters at the closing	1.2569	0.04267	144	112	27	5
3850	It's a par three!	1.2569	0.04267	144	112	27	5
3851	Finally, if you're snagged by a blade just hang on until it comes around again, then jump off.	1.2569	0.04152	144	111	29	4
3852	We pictured something different when you said gold course home.	1.2569	0.04489	144	114	23	7
3853	Oh heavens no, the mortgage isn’t miniature at all.	1.2569	0.04379	144	113	25	6
3854	Let's see if your insurance covers falling objects.	1.2569	0.04772	109	84	22	3
3855	Oh, yes, 'move in ready' is par for the course.	1.2569	0.05116	109	86	18	5
3856	And salesmen really avoid this place.	1.2566	0.04314	113	85	27	1
3857	Just putt-putt your name on the dotted line and this duplex is yours.	1.2566	0.04993	113	89	19	5
3858	Granted the listing is a little misleading, but it has great income potential.	1.2566	0.04833	113	88	21	4
3859	Think of it less as a wind mill, and more of a wind house...	1.2566	0.04833	113	88	21	4
3860	If you buy the church and the windmill together, the elephant is free.	1.2566	0.04122	152	118	29	5
3861	Honey, you've always said you wanted a house by a golf course	1.2566	0.04328	152	120	25	7
3862	Don't worry, most people get a hole-in-one.	1.2566	0.04428	152	121	23	8
3863	No, Don Quijote never came.	1.2564	0.04567	117	90	24	3
3864	The 19th Hole Club has hot pretzels, a claw machine, and Donkey Kong.	1.2564	0.04726	117	91	22	4
3865	It was originally designed for a miniature golf course, but the contractor misread the specs.	1.2564	0.05028	117	93	18	6
3866	You're timing is right.	1.2564	0.04879	117	92	20	5
3867	You'll no longer be tilting at windmills.	1.2564	0.04726	117	91	22	4
3868	And once you're out the door, don't forget about the hole.	1.2564	0.04879	117	92	20	5
3869	The energy savings more than make up for the few injuries and one death we disclosed.	1.2562	0.05186	121	98	15	8
3870	Just keep an open mind to possibility during this walkthrough. Each home has it’s quirks.	1.2562	0.04474	121	93	25	3
3871	No, no, no. It's not the last hole, so your guests can just climb right out.	1.2562	0.05186	121	98	15	8
3872	The schools aren't very good but the go-kart tack is nationally ranked.	1.2562	0.04914	121	96	19	6
3873	Don't worry. The giants rarely come around anymore.	1.2562	0.04914	121	96	19	6
3874	And 3,... 2,... 1...	1.2562	0.04914	121	96	19	6
3875	Or, you can just sell rides.	1.2562	0.04474	121	93	25	3
3876	Not to worry, the the cloud-elephant will be swallowed by the mock-hole, and the gentleman charging windmills on horse was shown to be pure fiction.	1.2562	0.04914	121	96	19	6
3877	This is our par three plan. The down-payment is miniature.	1.2562	0.04914	121	96	19	6
3878	Electric? Cheap...very cheap.	1.2560	0.04530	125	97	24	4
3879	It's a quiet neighborhood, except when the giant spheres roll through.	1.2560	0.04806	125	99	20	6
3880	And the trip to the Church on Sunday is only a par four.	1.2560	0.05068	125	101	16	8
3881	As a bonus if they hit a hole in one, everyone gets ice cream.	1.2560	0.04670	125	98	22	5
3882	Actually, it is a Par 3.	1.2560	0.04939	125	100	18	7
3883	Sure, but what are our chances of actually getting the windmill when we book our week?	1.2558	0.04832	129	103	19	7
3884	Want an exotic golf course property without the hefty price? - then let me show you this lovely Quixotic mini golf course alternative.	1.2558	0.04302	129	99	27	3
3885	OK, well, "The Clown's Mouth" is getting a lot of attention of late.	1.2558	0.04705	129	102	21	6
3886	YOU HAVE TO HAVE BALLS TO LIVE HERE!	1.2558	0.04440	129	100	25	4
3887	Yes. You'll have to be very careful going in and out on very windy days. But, at least it's energy efficient!	1.2556	0.04356	133	103	26	4
3888	I think you'll find this place comfortable except during times of play-through.	1.2556	0.04223	133	102	28	3
3889	The only problem is storage.	1.2556	0.04485	133	104	24	5
3890	and after the closing, we can all go get ice cream.	1.2556	0.04851	133	107	18	8
3891	You should act fast. I have a putt-putt champion who is going to put an offer in this afternoon.	1.2556	0.04610	133	105	22	6
3892	Of course you can mill your own grain but the real kicker is that you don't have to address the elephant in the room.	1.2555	0.04399	137	107	25	5
3893	Remember the wind is Free.	1.2555	0.04520	137	108	23	6
3894	There is a slight chance you'll be struck by a large wooden ball.	1.2555	0.04751	137	110	19	8
3895	It's newly remodeled and well within your price range. In the interest of full disclosure, however, we do need to discuss the 'giant ball' issue…	1.2555	0.04399	137	107	25	5
3896	In addition to title insurance, you would also need gnome insurance.	1.2555	0.04751	137	110	19	8
3897	We don’t talk about the elephant, Frank.	1.2555	0.04972	137	112	15	10
3898	Don, no Quix necessary, just tilt the windmill.	1.2555	0.04520	137	108	23	6
3899	Great location. A real adventure every time you enter or exit	1.2555	0.04017	137	104	31	2
3900	A great golf community, and this unit is energy neutral.	1.2555	0.04520	137	108	23	6
3901	Charming northwestern european architecture with a terrific front hole.	1.2555	0.04863	137	111	17	9
3902	The reason it's priced so low is that part of it is used as a miniature golf course during the day.	1.2553	0.04547	141	112	22	7
3903	Imagine the money you will save on AC!	1.2553	0.04318	141	110	26	5
3904	The previous owner installed a putting green.	1.2553	0.04434	141	111	24	6
3905	Well, yes. But there's a strict 9 PM curfew.	1.2553	0.04077	141	108	30	3
3906	It also crushes Ice.	1.2553	0.04318	141	110	26	5
3907	You said you wanted a gated community.	1.2550	0.04275	149	117	26	6
3908	Now this house, has a real thrill factor to it.	1.2550	0.04275	149	117	26	6
3909	Original hardwood frame, quartz movement, very quiet September to July and most quit before the chapel anyway.	1.2547	0.03869	161	124	33	4
3910	Don Quixote may swing by once in awhile, but other than that it's a steal.	1.2545	0.05074	110	87	18	5
3911	We rarely see eagles here but it’s possible	1.2545	0.04555	110	84	24	2
3912	Green fees are fully paid by the Home Owners Association	1.2545	0.04734	110	85	22	3
3913	At the present asking price, I'd have to say this looks like a "hole in one."	1.2544	0.04631	114	88	23	3
3914	With your handicap, I’m afraid the Eiffel Tower is out of the question.	1.2544	0.04795	114	89	21	4
3915	As a bonus, you can sell power to the entire neighborhood!	1.2544	0.04460	114	87	25	2
3916	The foundation tilts.	1.2544	0.05259	114	92	15	7
3917	I'll say it, you want me to say it? It'll sweep you off your feet, this place!	1.2542	0.04990	118	94	18	6
3918	The architect is known for his whimsicality and flair for humor.	1.2542	0.04533	118	91	24	3
3919	What's more, you can tilt at it any time you wish.	1.2542	0.04690	118	92	22	4
3920	This is a popular weekend spot, so you won't be the only one puttering around your house.	1.2542	0.04371	118	90	26	2
3921	And best of all, the air conditioning is free.	1.2542	0.04842	118	93	20	5
3922	Of course, if this one's not to your liking I've got this little beauty with a clown's nose that you're just gonna die for.	1.2542	0.05133	118	95	16	7
3923	I wouldn’t say it’s MINIATURE golf, but....	1.2542	0.04690	118	92	22	4
3924	What do people in this area like to do for fun?	1.2541	0.04442	122	94	25	3
3925	What's more important to you: a condo with a view of the golf course, or the ability to get in and out without the prospect of dying?	1.2541	0.05015	122	98	17	7
3926	I'm not gonna lie, it would be a ballsy move.	1.2541	0.04737	122	96	21	5
3927	The real trick shot is coming up with a caption for this loser.	1.2541	0.04592	122	95	23	4
3928	..and it's a very kid friendly neighborhood	1.2541	0.04592	122	95	23	4
3929	Now this property is my ace in the hole. It’s been generating a lot of interest.	1.2541	0.04737	122	96	21	5
3930	Don't worry, if you don't make it into the front door, you'll end up in the attic	1.2541	0.04737	122	96	21	5
3931	An added benefit to this home is that is comes with a clean Titleist	1.2541	0.04737	122	96	21	5
3932	And you get the solar credit tax write-off,	1.2541	0.04737	122	96	21	5
3933	And to answer your question: no,it doesn't generate power but it does generate fun.	1.2541	0.04125	122	92	29	1
3934	The sellers are willing to throw in windows and a front door but they refuse to go under asking.	1.2540	0.04638	126	99	22	5
3935	The Co-Op Board does allow the tilting of windmills	1.2540	0.04638	126	99	22	5
3936	It's the original air conditioning	1.2540	0.04638	126	99	22	5
3937	If you can overlook the roaming elephants, the lack of windowpanes and the risk of getting hit by the windmill, I think going Dutch on this property is a good option.	1.2540	0.04638	126	99	22	5
3938	Close escrow in thirty days, and before you know it you’ll be golfing with the big boys.”	1.2540	0.04499	126	98	24	4
3939	Well, unless you are a pirate, alien or a dinosaur, this listing is the closest available to the beach right now.	1.2540	0.04638	126	99	22	5
3940	yes, this historic home is the birthplace of Don Quixote and is also carbon neutral	1.2540	0.04355	126	97	26	3
3941	I never said the picket fence was on the boundary line.	1.2540	0.04355	126	97	26	3
3942	Insurance rates are actually low. The golf balls rarely hit the windmill blades.	1.2540	0.04499	126	98	24	4
3943	Ready - 3, 2, 1 then go!	1.2540	0.04355	126	97	26	3
3944	Welcome to the open house. Please leave your info in the 18th hole	1.2538	0.04544	130	102	23	5
3945	What's your handicap?	1.2538	0.04544	130	102	23	5
3946	It's a hole in 2 if you count the loft.	1.2538	0.04544	130	102	23	5
3947	The school scores a bit above par.	1.2538	0.04544	130	102	23	5
3948	No, you don't have to do the wooden shoes.	1.2537	0.04196	134	103	28	3
3949	.......and of course you'd have to be in Dutch costumes........	1.2537	0.04455	134	105	24	5
3950	The HOA can be a little strict but as long as you stay out of the way during birthday parties you shouldn't have a problem.	1.2537	0.04196	134	103	28	3
3951	And it creates enough energy to light at least 3 lightbulbs continually.	1.2537	0.04060	134	102	30	2
3952	Listen!...Are you green or are you Not!	1.2536	0.04720	138	111	19	8
3953	We prefer the term "Tiny Golf"	1.2536	0.04371	138	108	25	5
3954	You never have to mow the grass and you are within walking distance of the Magic Castle and goldfish pond.	1.2536	0.04122	138	106	29	3
3955	I know it's a little older than you'd like. But it has a terrific renewable energy system.	1.2535	0.04173	142	110	28	4
3956	Look, in this neighborhood it's either this or a barn with three doorways.	1.2535	0.04173	142	110	28	4
3957	If you survive Tilting at Windmills, pop down the Rabbit Hole, then the Pink Elephant awaits ...	1.2535	0.04406	142	112	24	6
3958	You'll be fine as long as you stay off the ground floor.	1.2534	0.04326	146	115	25	6
3959	Home security is sporadic but like your electricity, its free.	1.2534	0.03985	146	112	31	3
3960	Other than the occasional large white ball, this one's a bargain.	1.2534	0.03985	146	112	31	3
3961	Sure, it's in a floodplain. But the energy bills are practically non-existent.	1.2534	0.04102	146	113	29	4
3962	That Clown is on the back nine now, which helps your property value.	1.2532	0.03969	154	119	31	4
3963	I'll be honest, not a fan of the open-concept floor plan.	1.2523	0.04805	107	83	21	3
3964	This property is right on the 18th green. And there is no electricity bill; it's completely wind powered!	1.2523	0.05159	107	85	17	5
3965	And best of all your neighbors are all very quiet.	1.2523	0.04805	107	83	21	3
3966	You don't need air conditioning. It has natural ventilation.	1.2523	0.04868	111	87	20	4
3967	Also on this street we have the lighthouse, and on the next block over, the laughing clown.	1.2523	0.05194	111	89	16	6
3968	This model is selling like crazy, the underground entrance puts you smack in the middle of the family room.	1.2523	0.04868	111	87	20	4
3969	Just think what you'll save on electric.	1.2522	0.04759	115	90	21	4
3970	Now, before you sign, there is one thing..The Giant does love his miniature golf...	1.2522	0.04916	115	91	19	5
3971	Did I mention that this is a tilt free neighborhood?	1.2522	0.04759	115	90	21	4
3972	Sinkhole or black hole, you folks just think of it as a “hole in one”.	1.2522	0.04759	115	90	21	4
3973	Commit now. Timing is everything.	1.2521	0.05094	119	96	16	7
3974	I promise you, this is a family friendly neighborhood.	1.2521	0.04339	119	91	26	2
3975	Yes,yes you do have to dodge the sails,but the utility bills are terrific.	1.2521	0.04500	119	92	24	3
3976	The security in intermittent.	1.2521	0.05094	119	96	16	7
3977	The previous owner was an avid miniature golfer.	1.2521	0.05094	119	96	16	7
3978	It’s discounted because of the intermittent access.	1.2521	0.04500	119	92	24	3
3979	I know it's a little dangerous, but you will be able to get the wind energy tax credit.	1.2520	0.04703	123	97	21	5
3980	This one is a bit quixotic, but wait until you see the schools!	1.2520	0.04559	123	96	23	4
3981	You would have ample electric power throughout a hurricane, but you might not be able to exit.	1.2520	0.04842	123	98	19	6
3982	Now, I’m not supposed to say, but I’ve heard rumors that Jack has some magic beans which could lead to a significant de-giantification of the neighborhood.	1.2520	0.04978	123	99	17	7
3983	No, I'm sorry. The giant golf ball is not included with the listing.	1.2520	0.04256	123	94	27	2
3984	You could be among the lucky ones to become part of an all-inclusive, themed golf community.	1.2520	0.04097	123	93	29	1
3985	It's a great investment property - just sit back and watch those balls roll in.	1.2520	0.04703	123	97	21	5
3986	You'll find this much more attractive than those ugly solar panels.	1.2520	0.04703	123	97	21	5
3987	Well the previous tenants said they were only bonked twice — both times drunk.	1.2520	0.04410	123	95	25	3
3988	Just don't tilt and you will be covered for everything.	1.2520	0.04559	123	96	23	4
3989	You'll have a ball here.	1.2520	0.04739	127	101	20	6
3990	Three bedrooms, two bath, Eat-in-Kitchen and a Grist Mill!	1.2520	0.04739	127	101	20	6
3991	As you requested, a white picket fence	1.2520	0.04605	127	100	22	5
3992	This is the only property available close to a golf course.	1.2520	0.04605	127	100	22	5
3993	I believe you said you wanted a house that was “up to par.”	1.2520	0.04605	127	100	22	5
3994	Holland Tunnel? You’re way off.	1.2520	0.04996	127	103	16	8
3995	Did I mention it's LEED certified?	1.2520	0.04467	127	99	24	4
3996	This one’s gonna go quick! People love the idea of being off the grid but still downtown.	1.2520	0.04467	127	99	24	4
3997	With Trump as President, this is our latest house plan, when you wind up the propellers, they take off like a helicopter so you can flee this country.	1.2520	0.04869	127	102	18	7
3998	Yes, this is a safe neighborhood, but you also have a built in security system.	1.2520	0.04467	127	99	24	4
3999	This is your basic windmill floor plan. Would you like to see the wind farm model?	1.2519	0.04513	131	103	23	5
4000	Your life is full of contradictions, your retirement should be too.	1.2519	0.04513	131	103	23	5
4001	I think every day you’re gonna be bowled over anew by this place.	1.2519	0.04513	131	103	23	5
4002	The one stroke penalty deters a lot of intruders.	1.2519	0.04381	131	102	25	4
4003	Of course, your furnishings are safer upstairs.	1.2519	0.04245	131	101	27	3
4004	Other than a periodic influx of brightly colored golf balls, it is a very quiet neighborhood.	1.2519	0.04766	131	105	19	7
4005	You'll understand why we'll need to adjust the premiums seasonally.	1.2519	0.04381	131	102	25	4
4006	Unfortunately we can't file a restraining order unless the elephant actually acts against you.	1.2519	0.04888	131	106	17	8
4007	No, I'm afraid the loop de loop driveway cannot be replaced."	1.2519	0.04381	131	102	25	4
4008	It's only noisy when he misses.	1.2519	0.04549	135	107	22	6
4009	There aren't a lot of Miniature Golf Movement houses on the market right now. Wanna take a look-see?	1.2519	0.04169	135	104	28	3
4010	Yes, a giant boulder rolls through every once in a while. But honestly - small price to pay for prime real estate in the city these days.	1.2519	0.04549	135	107	22	6
4011	Features a unique elevator lift.	1.2519	0.03750	135	101	34	0
4012	It's the only par 3 hole on the course	1.2519	0.04549	135	107	22	6
4013	If you like golf, this place is perfect for you.	1.2519	0.04299	135	105	26	4
4014	It's cozy, and you won't have any problem with thieves pilfering your Amazon packages.	1.2519	0.04299	135	105	26	4
4015	Now, I know the listing says "a little hole in the wall."	1.2519	0.04426	135	106	24	5
4016	Take ‘er for a spin	1.2519	0.04549	135	107	22	6
4017	Remember, you get free electric.	1.2519	0.04426	135	106	24	5
4018	When someone makes a hole in one they have to buy you free drinks.	1.2518	0.04577	139	111	21	7
4019	Getting you an affordable mortgage will be a breeze.	1.2518	0.04577	139	111	21	7
4020	Youb cant believe what happens when someone gets a hole in one...	1.2518	0.04462	139	110	23	6
4021	It's a lovely Cape Cod, with a splendid view of that little hill no one can ever putt across.	1.2517	0.04490	143	114	22	7
4022	Four bedrooms, two baths and it doubles as the 18th hole of the mini-golf course.	1.2517	0.04265	143	112	26	5
4023	The picket fencing adds New England charm to this cottage qua mill.	1.2517	0.04027	143	110	30	3
4024	So before we move on, there is the issue regarding the elephant in the room...	1.2517	0.04490	143	114	22	7
4025	I take it that you're looking to downsize.	1.2517	0.04329	151	120	24	7
4026	If you want it, I’d move quickly because there’s two Dutch couples in a bidding war for this place.	1.2500	0.04830	112	88	20	4
4027	No need to drive anywhere	1.2500	0.04622	120	94	22	4
4028	if you pay your rent on time the windmill continues to rotate, otherwise it stops over the windows and door	1.2500	0.04142	136	105	28	3
4029	Of course you'll have to take care about your comings and goings	1.2500	0.04166	148	116	27	5
4030	Don,t you love the quaint wind turbine?	1.2500	0.05248	104	83	16	5
4031	This is miniature golf for people with big balls.	1.2500	0.05601	108	89	11	8
4032	Not to worry, the elephant is very quiet.	1.2500	0.04944	108	85	19	4
4033	If you've always pined for low electricity bills, this is the place for you.	1.2500	0.04229	156	124	25	7
4034	There might be some kind of easement. Don't worry about it.	1.2500	0.04308	120	92	26	2
4035	The landscaping is sub-par, but it's a great house if you like to putter around.	1.2500	0.04526	124	97	23	4
4036	So if you'd like to purchase the property, the ball is now in your course.	1.2500	0.04272	136	106	26	4
4037	You need to make an offer, it’s par for the course	1.2500	0.04272	136	106	26	4
4038	This house is the ultimate artistic representation of modern times. Your neighbors are good Christian republicans who place bets on which will get you first when you’re leaving: the giant blade or the bottomless pit. Either way, you’re on your own!	1.2500	0.04316	140	110	25	5
4039	It's win-win. With the wind power you save the planet, and when Amazon moves here your equity skyrockets.	1.2500	0.04397	136	107	24	5
4040	Sure, the pool's small but you get a wonderful view of the greens	1.2500	0.04352	132	103	25	4
4041	It’s just that you may not be able to get in at certain times.	1.2500	0.04638	136	109	20	7
4042	It’s a little pricey so I hope that you still have the balls to do it.	1.2500	0.04316	140	110	25	5
4043	It will pay for itself in no time, believe me!	1.2500	0.05067	104	82	18	4
4044	If you don't mind dodging the occasional giant golf ball, it really is a wonderful neighborhood.	1.2500	0.03877	152	117	32	3
4045	So it's a one bedroom... Great schools... And I hear Don Quixote raved about it.	1.2500	0.04771	120	95	20	5
4046	No, no, it's not drafty at all.	1.2500	0.04308	120	92	26	2
4047	I’ll give it a shot, but it might be tough to score on this one	1.2500	0.04296	128	99	26	3
4048	Sure, it might require a little downsizing--but people are paying a premium for the location.	1.2500	0.04437	128	100	24	4
4049	Think of it as your own wind-farm home security system.	1.2500	0.04071	140	108	29	3
4050	So that's the extent of the property -- the church, elephant, windmill and pit of despair. No one says it makes sense. I mean, Christians. Go figure, am I right?	1.2500	0.04854	132	107	17	8
4051	I promise you, there's nothing to fear. It's been decades since anyone has heard from Don Quixote.	1.2500	0.04722	116	91	21	4
4052	It’s pretty straight forward about timing the vanes. Just watch out for the golf balls.	1.2500	0.04078	132	101	29	2
4053	...and when you're home it's a par 5.	1.2500	0.04526	124	97	23	4
4054	This house is very secure once the wind hits 120mph.	1.2500	0.04519	136	108	22	6
4055	It's ideal for couples who vacation all summer.	1.2500	0.04561	116	90	23	3
4056	You might call it a "guillotine door".	1.2500	0.04610	132	105	21	6
4057	It has an open floor plan.	1.2500	0.04548	140	112	21	7
4058	You'll be surprised by your low electric bill in addition to the fresh air.	1.2500	0.04352	132	103	25	4
4059	You don’t need Solar if you are nimble.	1.2500	0.04166	148	116	27	5
4060	You won't find something better in this neighborhood, plus you can keep all the golf balls.	1.2500	0.04722	116	91	21	4
4061	It’ s definitely a fixer upper but it has energy production potential	1.2500	0.04437	128	100	24	4
4062	This house comes with a built in fan	1.2500	0.04734	132	106	19	7
4063	Your gonna need a hole in one to land a deal like this.	1.2500	0.04397	136	107	24	5
4064	Energy-efficient with no lawn maintenance--plus you'll get this free New Yorker print from Bob.	1.2500	0.04397	136	107	24	5
4065	It's just come back on the market very unexpectedly	1.2500	0.04526	124	97	23	4
4066	You’ll get a lot of foot traffic on he weekends.	1.2500	0.04437	128	100	24	4
4067	Yes but you’ll save a bundle on energy.	1.2500	0.04394	116	89	25	2
4068	The hole leads directly to the clubhouse.	1.2500	0.05030	116	93	17	6
4069	But the real benefit is how low your electricity bill will be.	1.2500	0.04352	132	103	25	4
4070	No home insurance needed, but you might put it towards more life insurance.	1.2500	0.04706	128	102	20	6
4071	This is a lot cheaper than using solar energy, but just be careful going out the back door.	1.2500	0.04734	132	106	19	7
4072	While this house lacks in security, it makes up in air conditioning.	1.2500	0.04467	120	93	24	3
4073	It's the absolutely latest thing in miniture golf...we're the miniatures!	1.2500	0.04669	124	98	21	5
4074	Just think, you’ll be making your own unique carbon footprint statement.	1.2500	0.04483	132	104	23	5
4075	Plus it comes with all the beans you can eat from the stalk over there	1.2500	0.04771	120	95	20	5
4076	It’s perfect for a golf lover and right on the ninth hole.	1.2500	0.04830	112	88	20	4
4077	Trust me, there's nothing mini about the storage space in the attic.	1.2500	0.04352	132	103	25	4
4078	It's not just the low maintainance, but the thrill of trying to make it in alive.	1.2500	0.04526	124	97	23	4
4079	Little people want nice houses too, you will really enjoy living in a golf course community.....	1.2500	0.04272	136	106	26	4
4080	Yes the door is a minus, but if you sink the ball the month’s mortgage is covered.	1.2500	0.04352	132	103	25	4
4081	"The previous owner? He's, um, moved to a farm in upstate New York."	1.2500	0.04316	140	110	25	5
4082	Location. Location. Location. Plus even Quixote would not mess with you.	1.2500	0.04722	116	91	21	4
4083	We love the space, but I’m concerned by all the clubs in the area.	1.2500	0.04227	124	95	27	2
4084	. . . and here's the kicker . . . you get to keep all errant golf balls!	1.2500	0.04467	120	93	24	3
4085	Yes, the Solar Cottage had a more open concept but not this view of the par two 9th.	1.2500	0.05177	116	94	15	7
4086	It’s 100% wind powered. You said you wanted to be off the grid.	1.2500	0.04573	128	101	22	5
4087	The neighborhood is quiet after the tourist season.	1.2500	0.04467	120	93	24	3
4088	I'd avoid investing in a place on a water hazard, they're breeding grounds for mosquitoes.	1.2500	0.05192	120	98	14	8
4089	You may get the occasional giant golf ball knocking around the living room, but it's a small price for a home right on the putting green.	1.2500	0.04352	132	103	25	4
4090	This place will sweep you off your feet.	1.2500	0.04915	120	96	18	6
4091	I need to tell you before purchasing, that golfers will be playing thru at times " JF OC N	1.2500	0.04561	116	90	23	3
4092	You guys can swing it if you go Dutch treat.	1.2500	0.04573	128	101	22	5
4093	Drafty but cozy	1.2484	0.04006	157	123	29	5
4094	Oh, about the size of hailstones I'd say.	1.2484	0.04072	153	120	28	5
4095	So, are you going to love it or list it?	1.2484	0.04072	153	120	28	5
4096	No, no elevator but the windmill will get you there as fast.	1.2484	0.04176	153	121	26	6
4097	You should buy it, it's definitely a hole-in-one	1.2484	0.04663	153	126	16	11
4098	Arnold Palmer once lived here.	1.2484	0.04278	153	122	24	7
4099	It comes with its own grist mill.	1.2483	0.04098	145	113	28	4
4100	It's all fun and games until you hit the windmill, Martha.	1.2483	0.03979	145	112	30	3
4101	You'll love living off the grid here at Pirates Cove! Just try to stay on the second floor during daylight hours.	1.2483	0.04213	145	114	26	5
4102	Our best offering for the eco friendly house hunter.	1.2483	0.04213	145	114	26	5
4103	I heard on NPR that Jumbo Golf is the next big thing.	1.2482	0.04169	141	110	27	4
4104	Clockwise on even days,counter clockwise on odd days.	1.2482	0.04289	141	111	25	5
4105	And you can control the speed of the blades within the pre-established limits.	1.2482	0.04405	141	112	23	6
4106	It sounds just like the comforting thunder of an approaching storm	1.2482	0.04630	141	114	19	8
4107	Sure, your house is on a mini golf course...but can you really put a price on renewable energy?	1.2482	0.04169	141	110	27	4
4108	In addition, homeowners receive a complimentary membership to Putt Putt Country Club.	1.2482	0.04169	141	110	27	4
4109	Golf isn’t my life. It’s much bigger than that.	1.2482	0.04405	141	112	23	6
4110	The view of the golf course is so great, you will think you are living on it.	1.2482	0.03983	137	105	30	2
4111	Oh just wait, no need to walk, you will be taken up to the second floor.	1.2482	0.04244	137	107	26	4
4112	It includes an alarm system that warns you whenever a giant thermoplastic ball might come barreling through your living room.	1.2482	0.04490	137	109	22	6
4113	Let's talk about the elephant in the room.	1.2482	0.04608	137	110	20	7
4114	Certainly, we would be glad to install a loop-de-loop driveway .	1.2482	0.04369	137	108	24	5
4115	The added security feature helps your theft insurance, but your health insurance will skyrocket.	1.2481	0.04453	133	105	23	5
4116	No. Not Solar. Wind is the upcoming renewable energy source.	1.2481	0.04189	133	103	27	3
4117	If you’re into Gingerbread men and delayed energy credits, this place is for you.	1.2481	0.04323	133	104	25	4
4118	This week on House Hunters...	1.2481	0.04579	133	106	21	6
4119	What moles?	1.2481	0.04938	133	109	15	9
4120	It’s an entry contest...literally	1.2481	0.04122	129	99	28	2
4121	Welcome, to Windmill House Hunters!	1.2481	0.04122	129	99	28	2
4122	What makes you think this is a renovated windmill?	1.2481	0.04407	129	101	24	4
4123	Mexico will fix the wall.	1.2481	0.04926	129	105	16	8
4124	You won't get closer to the golf course for the money.	1.2481	0.04267	129	100	26	3
4125	The Old Woman in the Shoe was the last owner.	1.2481	0.04673	129	103	20	6
4126	You'll be "blown away" by this house	1.2481	0.04542	129	102	22	5
4127	I mentioned the white picket fence, didn't I? And just look at that border wall!	1.2481	0.04926	129	105	16	8
4128	I am sorry but your insurance doesn't cover hole-in-ones.	1.2481	0.04542	129	102	22	5
4129	We do things in a big way here at Brobdingnag Acres.	1.2481	0.04801	129	104	18	7
4130	The best part is your guests never stay long.	1.2481	0.04122	129	99	28	2
4131	This baby's a real steal. The last owners were mysteriously decapitated.	1.2481	0.04926	129	105	16	8
4132	Gulliver's Golf and a Lil' puttin', perfect for your retirement	1.2481	0.04542	129	102	22	5
4133	You will have a ball in here!	1.2481	0.04267	129	100	26	3
4134	Sure it's drafty,but it'll pay for itself in energy bill savings.	1.2481	0.04542	129	102	22	5
4135	And it keeps the house cool all year round!	1.2480	0.04495	125	98	23	4
4136	This Old World charmer has an open-space floor plan AND a view of the volcano.	1.2480	0.04198	125	96	27	2
4137	This next property features a spectacular view of the golf course without any country club snobbery.	1.2480	0.04773	125	100	19	6
4138	The previous tenant? Listen, that's the elephant in the room.	1.2480	0.04495	125	98	23	4
4139	It comes with a back-up generator.	1.2480	0.04636	125	99	21	5
4140	I think we should discuss the elephant in the room	1.2480	0.04773	125	100	19	6
4141	As you can see it’s definitely NOT a miniature golf course!	1.2480	0.04495	125	98	23	4
4142	It is both inexpensive and romantic, though you will have to carefully time your entrances and exits.	1.2480	0.04773	125	100	19	6
4143	No ifs, ands, or putts! This baby is ready to move!	1.2480	0.04773	125	100	19	6
4144	It can get a little touch-and-go during the vacation season.	1.2480	0.04495	125	98	23	4
4145	You get a free month's mortgage payment with every hole-in-one.	1.2480	0.04906	125	101	17	7
4146	Sure, the windmill is less creepy. But the clown’s mouth is less creaky.”	1.2479	0.04435	121	94	24	3
4147	This house has the best view of the 18th hole	1.2479	0.04435	121	94	24	3
4148	It’s an original Nicklaus design.	1.2479	0.05153	121	99	14	8
4149	This next house here is a hole-in-one!	1.2479	0.04435	121	94	24	3
4150	Here, your negative score is good.	1.2479	0.04435	121	94	24	3
4151	Forget the White Elephant. You can't beat the price and the location and you never have to mow the lawn. You can walk to church. The homeowner's warranty I'm throwing in replaces the blades should they ever get damaged or worn out.	1.2479	0.04736	121	96	20	5
4152	Not to worry, the Open House will resume once we retrieve your agent from the 18th hole.	1.2479	0.04991	117	94	17	6
4153	It’s a little drafty but checks all your other boxes including a golf course view.	1.2479	0.04841	117	93	19	5
4154	And you get the wooden shoes for free.	1.2479	0.05137	117	95	15	7
4155	Think of it as a round garage.	1.2479	0.04687	117	92	21	4
4156	The previous owner did try solar power first, but other than the need to time your entrance and exit, this works better.	1.2478	0.05111	113	91	16	6
4157	The location is killer. Great views of the ocean, desert, north pole, and a giant punching bag.	1.2478	0.04954	113	90	18	5
4158	The golf course lots are going fast.	1.2478	0.04624	113	88	22	3
4159	Powers cheap and you don’t have to worry about flooding But getting in and out can be tricky	1.2478	0.04792	113	89	20	4
4160	The owners are moving to Coney Island,under the Cyclone.	1.2478	0.04624	113	88	22	3
4161	If I'm being honest here, you two want no part of the 17th hole. Waterfront views are nice and all, but they never mention the mosquitos	1.2468	0.03776	158	122	33	3
4162	We call this little fixer-upper our "Hole In One."	1.2466	0.04299	146	116	24	6
4163	Mini-golf property: for retirement on a budget.	1.2466	0.03956	146	113	30	3
4164	The architect has designed a number of miniature golf courses.	1.2466	0.04299	146	116	24	6
4165	Once construction on the go cart tracks is finished, your commute will be cut in half!	1.2466	0.03834	146	112	32	2
4166	It's a bit drafty.	1.2465	0.04021	142	110	29	3
4167	I’d knock down this wall and add a sunroom with French doors.	1.2464	0.04578	138	111	20	7
4168	Aside from taking care with your entrance and exit timing, watch out for very large golf balls rolling your way.	1.2464	0.04578	138	111	20	7
4169	It's on par with your asking price, so what can we do to putt you in this home today?	1.2464	0.04341	138	109	24	5
4170	It's not the balls that just bounce off the back of the house. It's the balls that roll through the living room.	1.2464	0.04341	138	109	24	5
4171	At least you’ll feel the wind on your shoulders.	1.2464	0.03958	138	106	30	2
4172	This isn't your typical four walls and a picket fence but the neighborhood's a hole in one.	1.2464	0.04217	138	108	26	4
4173	You can go Dutch on it	1.2464	0.04461	138	110	22	6
4174	The grass is green, the mortgage is low. However, there are occasional balls that pass through.	1.2463	0.04295	134	105	25	4
4175	Just as Real Estate this house is all about timing!	1.2463	0.04789	134	109	17	8
4176	The previous owner had many balls here.	1.2463	0.04162	134	104	27	3
4177	You can always tell guests to come in through the back door.	1.2463	0.04025	134	103	29	2
4178	I'm sure its Don Quixote, not Don Trump.	1.2462	0.04095	130	100	28	2
4179	Just so you know, another couple has expressed interest in playing through too.	1.2462	0.03947	130	99	30	1
4180	Timing is everything when it comes to snagging this lovely home that features a working windmill.	1.2462	0.04641	130	104	20	6
4181	The original owner was CEO of a cookie company.	1.2462	0.04511	130	103	22	5
4182	The price is very low because of the frequent mild earthquakes and the occasional boulder rolling into, or through, the house.	1.2462	0.04377	130	102	24	4
4183	The good news is, it's a putter's market.	1.2462	0.04377	130	102	24	4
4184	You gotta have big balls to play here.	1.2462	0.04891	130	106	16	8
4185	Getting on the roof is a breeze!	1.2462	0.04768	130	105	18	7
4186	you just need to know when to duck	1.2462	0.04511	130	103	22	5
4187	And the Par 3 is our most environmentally friendly model; needs only a mild breeze to generate its own electricity	1.2460	0.04319	126	98	25	3
4188	You'll love the Dutch Doors!	1.2460	0.04463	126	99	23	4
4189	And the historical value alone! Once owned by Don Quixote.	1.2460	0.04739	126	101	19	6
4190	You've got the prestige of living on a golf course, no age restriction and a lemonade stand could pay the mortgage.	1.2460	0.04463	126	99	23	4
4191	The seller has offered a 28 handicap.	1.2460	0.04319	126	98	25	3
4192	Be alert for an occasional large golf ball.	1.2460	0.05000	126	103	15	8
4193	You can Go Dutch.	1.2460	0.04603	126	100	21	5
4194	Look at it this way, you grind a few bushels of wheat evey day, and you will offset $200 from you're monthly mortgage payments.	1.2460	0.04603	126	100	21	5
4195	I’d buy before it’s gentrified, the Elephants are already moving in.	1.2460	0.04014	126	96	29	1
4196	Local Zoning does not allow Solar Panels	1.2460	0.04871	126	102	17	7
4197	What price? Who do you think you are, Don Quixote!	1.2460	0.04871	126	102	17	7
4198	You just need to be careful moving between the kitchen and the bedroom that no one is playing through.	1.2460	0.04871	126	102	17	7
4199	As you can see, there is plenty of cross-ventilation and it's located in a wonderful school district.	1.2460	0.04319	126	98	25	3
4200	This neighborhood is a lot safer than it used to be.	1.2459	0.04555	122	96	22	4
4201	$2500 a month and all the electricity you can handle!	1.2459	0.04555	122	96	22	4
4202	Sure you can afford it - if you go Dutch.	1.2459	0.04701	122	97	20	5
4203	Miniature golf living is filled with excitement.	1.2459	0.04843	122	98	18	6
4204	I expect multiple offers if anyone else makes it through the loop de loop.	1.2459	0.04555	122	96	22	4
4205	You will have the lowest electric bill in town!	1.2459	0.04555	122	96	22	4
4206	It was part of Trumpwall, repurposed as a windmill.	1.2459	0.05246	122	101	12	9
4207	You'll have the freshest flour ever!	1.2459	0.04084	122	93	28	1
4208	And the best part is no electric bills!	1.2459	0.04555	122	96	22	4
4209	And we offer competitive sub par mortgage rates.	1.2458	0.04493	118	92	23	3
4210	The master bedroom is upstairs, so you won't even notice the golf balls.	1.2458	0.04493	118	92	23	3
4211	Look, it's a 'green' house. You'll never have to pay for electricity again.	1.2458	0.04329	118	91	25	2
4212	Well yes it is not problem free but it does provide air-conditioning.	1.2458	0.04652	118	93	21	4
4213	No. The white elephant is on the next street.	1.2456	0.05071	114	92	16	6
4214	You'll need at least a birdie to qualify for financing.	1.2456	0.04589	114	89	22	3
4215	The ventilation is wonderful.	1.2456	0.04589	114	89	22	3
4216	Sure it's quixotic, but isn't that what greenside living's all about?	1.2455	0.04865	110	87	19	4
4217	The rate structure from the public utility commission is very favorable.	1.2451	0.05107	102	81	17	4
4218	You get a month off your mortgage for every hole-in-one...Oh! And stay upstairs during business hours.	1.2450	0.04503	151	123	19	9
4219	And you can grind your coffee beans on a windy day.	1.2449	0.04273	147	117	24	6
4220	The housing market is pretty cut & dry this year, either you're in or out.	1.2449	0.04381	147	118	22	7
4221	The view is to die for	1.2448	0.04118	143	112	27	4
4222	Everyone in the neighborhood recy- watch your head, Miss	1.2448	0.04462	143	115	21	7
4223	I'm sure you could get it for well below asking price.	1.2448	0.04236	143	113	25	5
4224	And, of course, our Pure-Green patented forever lawn technology	1.2448	0.03997	143	111	29	3
4225	1). It has a great 360 view 2). it's on the golf course... 3). And it's under a million bucks...	1.2446	0.04548	139	112	20	7
4226	Are there problems? Sure. There's no windows or doors, it has a bottomless pit in the front yard, and there's a wild elephant just roaming around the neighborhood, but...the property taxes are mini.	1.2446	0.04662	139	113	18	8
4227	It's where the president hires and fires his staff.	1.2446	0.04432	139	111	22	6
4228	Amazon is planning a new headquarters in the neighborhood.	1.2446	0.04548	139	112	20	7
4229	And so, this is the house that I promised you and it is on the golf course!	1.2446	0.04064	139	108	28	3
4230	You'll have a ball here. I guarantee it.	1.2444	0.04518	135	108	21	6
4231	Except for your neighbor Don, it's a relatively quiet neighborhood.	1.2444	0.04394	135	107	23	5
4232	How did we get this small?	1.2444	0.04639	135	109	19	7
4233	Now let's talk about the elephant in the community.	1.2444	0.04757	135	110	17	8
4234	No, the wooden shoes are extra.	1.2444	0.04267	135	106	25	4
4235	I guarantee if we can close on this one, I can get a restraining order on Mr. Quixote!	1.2444	0.04518	135	108	21	6
4236	Yes, the house is a bit expensive, but it comes with a golf club membership.	1.2444	0.04267	135	106	25	4
4237	We just got wind of the idea of living here.	1.2444	0.04394	135	107	23	5
4238	Some golf balls will occasionally fly through the door and windows.	1.2444	0.04639	135	109	19	7
4239	A "white elephant"? No, no...this is one of Mr. Quixote's dream properties.	1.2444	0.04267	135	106	25	4
4240	It's within walking distance of the laughing clown hole	1.2443	0.04609	131	105	20	6
4241	Remember, if you're not happy, what goes around comes around.	1.2443	0.03921	131	100	30	1
4242	Oh, don't worry about that, it never gets windy here"	1.2443	0.04735	131	106	18	7
4243	The Jonathan Swift Tournament only happens once a year and you can sell electricity back to the power company all year round.	1.2443	0.04609	131	105	20	6
4244	It's going to feel like a big upgrade from the volcano hole.	1.2443	0.04609	131	105	20	6
4245	Mega- Putt Putt will make golf great again.	1.2441	0.04964	127	104	15	8
4246	And you never have to worry about a power failure.	1.2441	0.04571	127	101	21	5
4247	It might take some getting used to, but it's the best I could find within your budget.	1.2441	0.04837	127	103	17	7
4248	And it's completely energy-efficient!	1.2441	0.04140	127	98	27	2
4249	. . . and it comes with an 'Indiana Jones' theme.	1.2441	0.04140	127	98	27	2
4250	With a place like this you don't have to feel guilty about climate change.	1.2441	0.04432	127	100	23	4
4251	No? Let me show you a cute two bedroom with solar	1.2441	0.04571	127	101	21	5
4252	Now remember, I told you that this house was well above par.	1.2439	0.04372	123	96	24	3
4253	Don't worry, this is Florida, the ball will never even come close to your new home.	1.2439	0.04808	123	99	18	6
4254	It's all a matter of timing - plus you won't ever need to put in central air.	1.2439	0.04372	123	96	24	3
4255	It's a putt-friendly neighborhood.	1.2439	0.04372	123	96	24	3
4256	Yes, Sally, it's a very child-friendly neighborhood."	1.2437	0.04460	119	93	23	3
4257	An added feature is that there hasn't been a Don Quixote wanna be seen in the neighbourhood in over a decade.	1.2437	0.04916	119	96	17	6
4258	A repurposed charmer with the right size and a bit of foot traffic.	1.2437	0.04128	119	91	27	1
4259	Welcome to our open house -- I think you'll like the new wind turbine technology	1.2437	0.04460	119	93	23	3
4260	And it's off the grid.	1.2437	0.04617	119	94	21	4
4261	You won't have as many visitors on windy days!	1.2437	0.04297	119	92	25	2
4262	Yeah, it’s above market rate, but we’re talking 100% renewable energy, a one-hole golf course, and no elephant in the room.	1.2437	0.05059	119	97	15	7
4263	Well, it's a bit breezy, but there's free electric.	1.2437	0.04617	119	94	21	4
4264	And we can insure you against a hole in one, for a small additional cost.	1.2436	0.04302	156	126	22	8
4265	Well, getting this one off the market should be a breeze!	1.2435	0.04383	115	89	24	2
4266	But do you really want to go in or out when it's windy?	1.2435	0.05031	115	93	16	6
4267	Sure, it's a gated community, but you'll find it takes a lot of balls to keep this place going.	1.2435	0.05180	115	94	14	7
4268	Now, you're certain you want to go with the crocodile over the windmill?	1.2434	0.03960	152	119	29	4
4269	It’s a Dutch Auction	1.2434	0.03960	152	119	29	4
4270	The savings on electricity alone will pay the mortgage.	1.2432	0.04247	148	118	24	6
4271	This listing is just your mortgage and taxes, no electricity bills	1.2432	0.04473	111	86	23	2
4272	I wouldn't worry about the windmill or the elephant; Bob the graffiti artist is the real problem.	1.2431	0.03972	144	112	29	3
4273	It's perfect for puttering around.	1.2430	0.04759	107	84	20	3
4274	On the contrary. There's nothing "mini" about it.	1.2430	0.04372	107	82	24	1
4275	I’m personally drawn to the historic picket fence “in the round” as an uplifting admonishment to mindfulness.	1.2429	0.04164	140	110	26	4
4276	Each resort is different. Ivanka's has a "Rue de Rivoli" theme. Donald Jr's. is a big game hunt... and this is Eric's.	1.2429	0.04631	140	114	18	8
4277	So what exactly were you doing when you got hit by the golf ball?	1.2429	0.04404	140	112	22	6
4278	We offer all of the joys of downsizing while guaranteeing the best facilities for an active lifestyle.	1.2429	0.04286	140	111	24	5
4279	On the plus side, you're well protected by the loop-the-loop out back.	1.2426	0.04366	136	108	23	5
4280	It's a prime location, and fantastic view, but I must warn you about the first floor.	1.2426	0.04366	136	108	23	5
4281	You have .03 seconds to get out the door before...	1.2426	0.04239	136	107	25	4
4282	Aside from the giant golf balls occasionally hurdling into your living room it's a calm neighborhood.	1.2426	0.04109	136	106	27	3
4283	Well,Mr and Mrs Quixote,at least your utility bills will be low!	1.2426	0.04489	136	109	21	6
4284	It's move-in ready, and the water hazard is perfect for entertaining.	1.2426	0.03974	136	105	29	2
4285	Downsizing may be the right move for you.	1.2426	0.04109	136	106	27	3
4286	Guaranteed to be Don Quixote safe.	1.2426	0.03834	136	104	31	1
4287	No worries at 20 Mph you have just a 0.4 chance of being hit	1.2424	0.04450	132	105	22	5
4288	The good news is you’ll get a break on your flood insurance.	1.2424	0.04450	132	105	22	5
4289	It’s still your turn.	1.2424	0.04318	132	104	24	4
4290	...not to worry, everyone misses this putt. Think of the electricity you will save!	1.2424	0.04318	132	104	24	4
4291	The blades are new but the old guy and donkey are original	1.2424	0.04450	132	105	22	5
4292	It's quieter in the winter.	1.2424	0.04578	132	106	20	6
4293	Figuring out when to run through the door will keep you in great physical and mental health!	1.2422	0.04112	128	99	27	2
4294	Now, the option to take on the role of village miller is open, of course. Or you could provide electricity for the village.	1.2422	0.04401	128	101	23	4
4295	...and the lower level has an open floor plan.	1.2422	0.04401	128	101	23	4
4296	Yes, and the rate varies, just like your mortgage.	1.2422	0.04539	128	102	21	5
4297	Yes, membership is included in the condo fee. But you supply the balls.	1.2422	0.04673	128	103	19	6
4298	Well, this is pretty much what's available here in Brobdingnag.	1.2422	0.04673	128	103	19	6
4299	Look at it his way. Yes, there is noise, but you get to take a renewable energy credit for the entire purchase price.	1.2422	0.04539	128	102	21	5
4300	It's a classic eighteen.	1.2419	0.04633	124	99	20	5
4301	The best time to buy is when the blade is directly in front of the hole.	1.2419	0.05040	124	102	14	8
4302	I understand....but the fees alone will pay half the mortgage!	1.2419	0.04490	124	98	22	4
4303	It's powered by political speeches.	1.2419	0.05040	124	102	14	8
4304	Don Quixote moved away, so it's very unlikely you'll get tilted at.	1.2419	0.04187	124	96	26	2
4305	Real Estate - it's all about location and timing!	1.2419	0.04773	124	100	18	6
4306	So you say that the damage was caused by golf balls the size of hail?	1.2419	0.04633	124	99	20	5
4307	It's a new take, so to speak, on "Going Dutch."	1.2419	0.04633	124	99	20	5
4308	Your utility bills will be dirt cheap!	1.2419	0.04187	124	96	26	2
4309	...And depending on your handicap, you may be eligible for discounts on your closing costs.	1.2419	0.04187	124	96	26	2
4310	And, of course, it comes with a view of the seventh fairway...	1.2418	0.04150	153	122	25	6
4311	It's a great little house to live in. Don't mind the occasional golf ball through the living room however...	1.2418	0.03937	153	120	29	4
4312	The only thing that's a little tricky, is one's timing entering the place.	1.2417	0.04733	120	96	19	5
4313	No you can't keep the balls.	1.2417	0.04583	120	95	21	4
4314	The finance rate is below par, unlike your last round.	1.2417	0.04879	120	97	17	6
4315	The neighborhood does get a lot of tourist traffic, but birthday party crowds end by 6:00. It'll be fine.	1.2417	0.04427	120	94	23	3
4316	You said you wanted a large entertainment area...	1.2417	0.04583	120	95	21	4
4317	To get the most out of your Airbnb experience, make sure to post a photo from this exact location including the hashtags ‘wanderlust’, ‘liveauthentic’ and ‘windmillvibez’	1.2417	0.04733	120	96	19	5
4318	It runs on the hot air from Trump's Twitter feed.	1.2416	0.04328	149	120	22	7
4319	It's better than solar panels.	1.2414	0.04068	145	114	27	4
4320	I mean, who doesn't like charm, right? Plus, the hipster-techies haven't discovered it yet.	1.2414	0.03948	145	113	29	3
4321	Yes, the wind-power is an attractive feature, but we really prefer solar paneling.	1.2414	0.04184	145	115	25	5
4322	...and it comes with its own putting green	1.2414	0.04350	116	90	24	2
4323	Granted, the front doorway is a bit tricky, but the home is rated a net zero energy consumption."	1.2411	0.04138	141	111	26	4
4324	But what about the gaping hole in the yard?	1.2411	0.04138	141	111	26	4
4325	want to try running between the blades?	1.2411	0.04787	112	89	19	4
4326	Moving into this house will requires an accurate split second decision.	1.2411	0.04787	112	89	19	4
4327	Solar panels? No need, the turbines on this puppy generate enough mega-putts, err watts to light up the whole back nine.“	1.2411	0.04952	112	90	17	5
4328	Outside of the one tragedy, though, the kids love playing 'Indiana Jones.'	1.2411	0.04616	112	88	21	3
4329	Not only does it come with the wind turbine, it’s located on a par 2 with easy flow through on the first floor.	1.2411	0.04952	112	90	17	5
4330	And the HOA covers any damage from golf balls.	1.2411	0.04787	112	89	19	4
4331	This little wind farm fixer-upper is a real steal. Zero electricity bills. DYI flour grinding offset. Don't get me started.	1.2411	0.05418	112	93	11	8
4332	Let me take you around back and show you the in-law suite.	1.2409	0.04212	137	108	25	4
4333	Downsizing, but still looking to have a ball?	1.2409	0.04082	137	107	27	3
4334	I know what you're thinking. The Jolly Green Giant used to play miniature golf here. But think of the celebrity value.	1.2409	0.03949	137	106	29	2
4335	I'm sure you can score some points on the mortgage.	1.2409	0.04337	137	109	23	5
4336	This hose features free electricity - And grinds your Coffee beans	1.2409	0.04212	137	108	25	4
4337	The good thing is, very few balls come rolling through.	1.2409	0.04212	137	108	25	4
4338	Interesting note: all the houses on this block were constructed by the same builder.	1.2409	0.03949	137	106	29	2
4339	The previous owner reported packages going missing.	1.2409	0.04082	137	107	27	3
4340	It's just your run of the mill mini-golf course	1.2406	0.04420	133	106	22	5
4341	As with any sale, it’s all in the timing.	1.2406	0.04289	133	105	24	4
4342	It has everything you were looking for... you just have to be quick going in and out.	1.2406	0.04420	133	106	22	5
4343	Yeah, bottomless. I would not go near that thing.	1.2406	0.04420	133	106	22	5
4344	I would show you the community gardens, but there’s a hole in one.	1.2406	0.04547	133	107	20	6
4345	No, I agree, it’s weird the hole is that big. It’s like it was designed by somebody who spent his entire life in Manhattan and has no idea what one of these is actually supposed to look like.	1.2406	0.04547	133	107	20	6
4346	You get low monthly utility bills, plus the best seats for this short par 4 hole!	1.2404	0.04633	104	81	21	2
4347	And the HOA covers all exterior scrapes and dents, ice cream and soda clean up, and of course the occasional gum removal.	1.2403	0.04371	129	102	23	4
4348	It's a steal! Half its original value because the previous owners were crushed by a hole in one.	1.2403	0.04085	129	100	27	2
4349	They can always be retrofitted with solar panels	1.2403	0.04371	129	102	23	4
4350	Do not worry about the lack of wind, it runs on oil anyway.	1.2403	0.04508	129	103	21	5
4351	Full disclosure: You will either get a wonderfully cool breeze on a hot day -- or be sucked right out of the house!	1.2403	0.04508	129	103	21	5
4352	The owners wanted me to emphasize that, if you buy, you will automatically be added to the list of plaintiffs in the class action case against the architect and builder.” George Mesritz, Birmingham M	1.2403	0.04769	129	105	17	7
4353	'You did say you wanted a green lifestyle!'	1.2403	0.04085	129	100	27	2
4354	Most people find it hard to downsize.	1.2403	0.04230	129	101	25	3
4355	It is a great house and your timing couldn't be better.	1.2403	0.04508	129	103	21	5
4356	You'll love it here, but run for cover when you hear them say "fore".	1.2403	0.04230	129	101	25	3
4357	If I did not know you better, I would say you are skeptical.	1.2403	0.04508	129	103	21	5
4358	Like many in his line of work, Biff found the golf ball damage endorsement to homeowners policy practically sold itself.	1.2403	0.04508	129	103	21	5
4359	You'll save on electricity	1.2403	0.04230	129	101	25	3
4360	Are you looking to rent or buy a hole?	1.2403	0.04228	154	124	23	7
4361	The price also includes a giant putter.	1.2400	0.04302	150	121	22	7
4362	It has the old Amsterdam look.	1.2400	0.04311	125	98	24	3
4363	It dries your laundry quick and efficiently, it's part of the green alternative!	1.2400	0.04600	125	100	20	5
4364	I think you'll find this strikes the right note of middle aged whimsy.	1.2400	0.04600	125	100	20	5
4365	When the wind blows,you have enter and exit quickly.	1.2400	0.04600	125	100	20	5
4366	It's the perfect home for couples whose golf game plays an outsized role in their lives.	1.2400	0.04738	125	101	18	6
4367	Yes the homeowners association allows elephants as pets	1.2400	0.04405	150	122	20	8
4368	Waive the inspection, and the house is yours.	1.2400	0.04600	125	100	20	5
4369	Welcome to Ministure Golf Estates! This the famous Hole #9!	1.2400	0.04600	125	100	20	5
4370	This two bedroom unit has the best view of the 18th hole.	1.2397	0.03925	146	114	29	3
4371	This is one of our more 'affordable' properties	1.2397	0.03925	146	114	29	3
4372	The best part? You’ll have a lifetime supply of golf balls.	1.2397	0.04380	146	118	21	7
4373	Do you want to fight climate change with us?	1.2397	0.04043	146	115	27	4
4374	I suggest letting a small child check when it's time to exit	1.2397	0.04159	146	116	25	5
4375	You already know your neighbors...we have Lucy the elephant, the little old lady who lives in a shoe, the pig in a brick house... what more could you possibly want?	1.2397	0.04159	146	116	25	5
4376	Full disclosure?...giant golf balls are a periodic problem	1.2397	0.04549	121	96	21	4
4377	The good news is that your house will sell easily when we find a Spanish lunatic with money and a side-kick.	1.2397	0.04698	121	97	19	5
4378	And it will be such fun on windy days.	1.2397	0.04549	121	96	21	4
4379	Utilities are a breeze, and we'll even throw in an elephant for your little girl.	1.2397	0.04236	121	94	25	2
4380	So far, everyone I've shown this house to has been bowled over.	1.2397	0.04395	121	95	23	3
4381	Of course, it won't turn!	1.2397	0.04236	121	94	25	2
4382	At least, in this one, the bathroom is inside.	1.2394	0.04112	142	112	26	4
4383	Only you will separate the wheat from the chaff.	1.2394	0.03862	142	110	30	2
4384	Did I say it was a Victorian? Well, I lied.	1.2394	0.04348	142	114	22	6
4385	Only on VERY windy days does it exceed 40 RPM.	1.2394	0.04232	142	113	24	5
4386	I’m sorry. I know you’ve been putt through a lot.	1.2393	0.04802	117	94	18	5
4387	It's perfect for entertaining.	1.2393	0.05100	117	96	14	7
4388	as I said on the phone guys, this property is an Airbnb cash generator...	1.2393	0.04802	117	94	18	5
4389	And they allow putts!	1.2393	0.04802	117	94	18	5
4390	what elephant?	1.2393	0.04802	117	94	18	5
4391	We like to think of it as intermittent security.	1.2393	0.04646	117	93	20	4
4392	At least the elephant isn't in the room.	1.2393	0.04317	117	91	24	2
4393	It has granite countertops, stainless steel appliances and it’s energy efficient.	1.2393	0.04646	117	93	20	4
4394	Yes, we're a gated community, but we remain open to everyone	1.2393	0.04485	117	92	22	3
4395	The neighborhood doesn't like to mention it	1.2391	0.04056	138	108	27	3
4396	It's our deluxe Don Quixote model, but I must warn you, the floorboards are tilted.	1.2391	0.03924	138	107	29	2
4397	I’m sorry to say wind is “out” and coal is “in”	1.2391	0.04056	138	108	27	3
4398	I have to ask you about something that has been known to turn some people away. How do you feel about large dimpled balls rolling through your living room?	1.2391	0.04663	138	113	17	8
4399	Classic design and sustainable	1.2389	0.04913	113	91	17	5
4400	And you get a free year of golf privileges.	1.2389	0.04749	113	90	19	4
4401	And on this unit the utilities are included!	1.2388	0.04517	134	108	20	6
4402	Full disclosure, there is a knight in the neighborhood in search of a quest.	1.2388	0.04391	134	107	22	5
4403	And membership to our exclusive golf club comes with the purchase of any home in this fine gated community.	1.2388	0.03989	134	104	28	2
4404	That's right. They used to use these a long time ago-back when we actually did stuff.	1.2388	0.03989	134	104	28	2
4405	Well, yes, but it comes with a security system that keeps almost everything out.	1.2387	0.03893	155	122	29	4
4406	You said your last name was Miller, right?	1.2387	0.03999	155	123	27	5
4407	On the bright side, it's free if you get a hole in one.	1.2385	0.05031	109	88	16	5
4408	Don't think of it as mini golf. Think of it as maxi golf.	1.2385	0.04859	109	87	18	4
4409	On the plus side, it's Castle-adjacent.	1.2385	0.04341	130	103	23	4
4410	Now this one is definitely in your budget and will save you a good chunk of cash on electric bilks.	1.2385	0.04202	130	102	25	3
4411	And it includes all the free golf you want!	1.2385	0.04608	130	105	19	6
4412	You'll have to update the electrical, of course.	1.2385	0.04477	130	104	21	5
4413	It's a steal...free AC and and freshly ground millet every day!	1.2385	0.04202	130	102	25	3
4414	And other benefit, about every 15 seconds you get a moment of shade from that summer sun!	1.2385	0.04341	130	103	23	4
4415	No, no, no. No handicaps.	1.2385	0.04341	130	103	23	4
4416	Here's your white picket fence. Unfortunately, the carpenter that installed it has astigmatism.	1.2385	0.04341	130	103	23	4
4417	The golf ball rarely makes it.	1.2384	0.03954	151	119	28	4
4418	Sure the entrance may be a challenge but the interior is worth it	1.2384	0.04172	151	121	24	6
4419	Think of it as a Dutch Ante-Colonial	1.2381	0.04567	126	101	20	5
4420	I see upsides and downsides.	1.2381	0.04133	147	117	25	5
4421	On the contrary, the balls help keep the pigeons and mice from nesting in there.	1.2381	0.04704	126	102	18	6
4422	...and the seller is willing to offer you a mortgage with convenient revolving loan features.	1.2381	0.04567	126	101	20	5
4423	The rent is low, but you must provide your own wind	1.2381	0.04837	126	103	16	7
4424	I must say, it does get a little breezy. But, don't worry it's not like a giant ball is going to roll on through.	1.2381	0.04426	126	100	22	4
4425	This home's energy usage footprint is miniature.	1.2381	0.04567	126	101	20	5
4426	It's the latest trend in vacation rentals...	1.2381	0.04967	126	104	14	8
4427	Energy savings aside, you also get discounts on ALL golf equipment!	1.2381	0.04704	126	102	18	6
4428	It's got a golf course, an open concept, and it runs entirely on renewable energy so forget about paying for air conditioning"	1.2381	0.04594	105	82	21	2
4429	I like to say "it has character."	1.2381	0.03901	147	115	29	3
4430	Every time there's a hole in one, you get a free mortgage payment.	1.2381	0.04426	126	100	22	4
4431	Once we install the door and thermal windows, this baby will create all its own power, every day the wind is over 20 mph!	1.2381	0.04837	126	103	16	7
4432	The short bursts of high-intensity exercise required to come and go means you won't need to renew that expensive gym membership.	1.2381	0.04245	147	118	23	6
4433	It's a lovely location near the course, but you can expect a occasional golf ball in your yard.	1.2381	0.04133	147	117	25	5
4434	Can you believe they call it "mini golf"?	1.2378	0.04434	143	116	20	7
4435	And it comes with the original grinding wheel!	1.2378	0.03965	143	112	28	3
4436	An idea this good shouldn't be left just to miniature golf.	1.2377	0.04664	122	98	19	5
4437	Electric included.	1.2377	0.04041	122	94	27	1
4438	The neighborhood's got a great club scene. Your kids'll love it.	1.2377	0.04205	122	95	25	2
4439	The owners are confident that the water problem has been resolved.	1.2377	0.04946	122	100	15	7
4440	You said you wanted to live near a golf course. Well, how about in a golf course?	1.2377	0.04664	122	98	19	5
4441	Oh and the AstroTurf fees are included!	1.2377	0.04664	122	98	19	5
4442	The windmill provides all your electricity, but that’s par for the course in these parts.	1.2377	0.04363	122	96	23	3
4443	....and when the wind starts, then is when the fun begin!	1.2373	0.04286	118	92	24	2
4444	It's the green energy of the future.	1.2370	0.04100	135	106	26	3
4445	Dutch architecture and comes with two free putters.	1.2370	0.03963	135	105	28	2
4446	If you think about it, it makes perfect sense.	1.2370	0.04233	135	107	24	4
4447	On a breezy day, you can get all the power you want out of this baby!	1.2370	0.04362	135	108	22	5
4448	The downside; you have to sync your exits with the wind.	1.2370	0.04487	135	109	20	6
4449	Welcome to maxi-golf	1.2370	0.04727	135	111	16	8
4450	It is a great investment property, and ironic the previous owners were lost in an unfortunate clean energy accident.	1.2370	0.04362	135	108	22	5
4451	The impossible dream can be yours forever with a small down payment today.	1.2370	0.04608	135	110	18	7
4452	This is a clean energy Obama-era hole. I can also show you a Trump-era hole that I am assured is swamp-free and has, what I'm told, the greatest invisible wall to ever exist.	1.2368	0.05031	114	93	15	6
4453	Just go inside if you see any giants, and be sure not to fall into the hole.	1.2368	0.05183	114	94	13	7
4454	You'll have a ball! Perhaps many even...	1.2368	0.04545	114	90	21	3
4455	Mysteriously , the prior owners had reoccurring concussions So they sold and moved to a facility.	1.2366	0.04446	131	105	21	5
4456	When I said golf Course, I meant MINIATURE golf	1.2366	0.04446	131	105	21	5
4457	It’s the only lot with air conditioning and a view of the elephant.	1.2366	0.04576	131	106	19	6
4458	it might not have a view but it's got a breeze	1.2366	0.04312	131	104	23	4
4459	This location is a real hole in one.	1.2366	0.04826	131	108	15	8
4460	I think you'll find this a very enthusiastic sports town.	1.2366	0.04826	131	108	15	8
4461	This isn't exactly what we had in mind when we said we were interested in a course-front property...	1.2366	0.04030	131	102	27	2
4462	the couple who moved into the clown's mouth were never seen again.	1.2366	0.04174	131	103	25	3
4463	Wait til you see the breezeway!	1.2366	0.04446	131	105	21	5
4464	Just think of the environmental impact it would have.	1.2366	0.04312	131	104	23	4
4465	Just wait until you see the club house.	1.2366	0.04030	131	102	27	2
4466	It's a Par-3-bedroom and you're just a hole away from a waterfall.	1.2366	0.04312	131	104	23	4
4467	Unfortunately, we lost the knight to the black hole.	1.2366	0.04174	131	103	25	3
4468	Well I did tell you it was right on the fairway didn't I?	1.2365	0.04219	148	119	23	6
4469	As your realtor, I have to say it’s a real hole in one.	1.2365	0.03878	148	116	29	3
4470	It comes with a closet full of wooden shoes!	1.2365	0.04326	148	120	21	7
4471	Are you easily freightened by giants?	1.2365	0.04108	148	118	25	5
4472	We found out Mr. Quixote hates putt-putt, so it's really a safe place to live.	1.2362	0.04535	127	102	20	5
4473	I think it is time you putt aside your differences	1.2362	0.04395	127	101	22	4
4474	The architect took inspiration from the most unique golf venues.	1.2362	0.04395	127	101	22	4
4475	I have no idea why there is an elephant in this neighborhood, but it hasn't at all depressed home values.	1.2362	0.04101	127	99	26	2
4476	And downtown is just a short drive away.	1.2362	0.04251	127	100	24	3
4477	The place isn't furnished, and occasionally a large golf ball might roll through the middle of the house.	1.2362	0.04101	127	99	26	2
4478	How many baths? That's yur question	1.2362	0.05056	127	106	12	9
4479	We'll start the ball rolling and if something goes wrong, you'll take a mulligan.	1.2362	0.03946	127	98	28	1
4480	Church of the Ladder Day Saints	1.2362	0.04671	127	103	18	6
4481	Don Quixote used to imagine living here.	1.2362	0.04535	127	102	20	5
4482	It means you can burn all the fossil fuels you want while appearing to reduce your carbon footprint.	1.2362	0.04251	127	100	24	3
4483	This neighborhood is zoned for minigolf. These residential units are accessory.	1.2362	0.04251	127	100	24	3
4484	Financing will be a hole in one	1.2362	0.04395	127	101	22	4
4485	Plus,you get comped for miniature golf	1.2362	0.04535	127	102	20	5
4486	No the hole doens't count towards the square footage, but that doesn't mean you can fill it in.	1.2361	0.03940	144	113	28	3
4487	It has more square feet than your home in Lilliput and none of the zoning restrictions of that dollhouse across town.	1.2358	0.04935	106	85	17	4
4488	Plus, it boasts the newest in security systems	1.2358	0.04013	123	95	27	1
4489	And of course, the lawn never needs mowing.	1.2358	0.04332	123	97	23	3
4490	I’d recommend life insurance.	1.2358	0.04483	123	98	21	4
4491	The 17 neighbors make this a real hole-in-one community	1.2357	0.04373	140	113	21	6
4492	Just wait until you see the master bedroom - I guarantee you'll be bowled over.	1.2357	0.04254	140	112	23	5
4493	Well are you here to buy a home? Or are you just putzing a round?	1.2357	0.04489	140	114	19	7
4494	They all have central air!	1.2357	0.04005	140	110	27	3
4495	Nothing beats an investment in Texas mini golf.	1.2357	0.04489	140	114	19	7
4496	Quirky yes, but definitely not the white elephant of the neighborhood.	1.2357	0.04132	140	111	25	4
4497	I'm not the biggest fan of the facade.	1.2353	0.04205	136	108	24	4
4498	It's an upgrade from the shoe box.	1.2353	0.04577	136	111	18	7
4499	Think of the money you will save on air conditioning costs!	1.2353	0.04017	153	122	26	5
4500	It's a bit drafty in the winter, but the cross breeze in the summer is out of this world!	1.2353	0.04205	136	108	24	4
4501	No no no, it’s a mini swingers club...	1.2353	0.04577	119	95	20	4
4502	Now that that's done...should we have the champagne here or by the glow-in-the-dark mermaids?	1.2353	0.04730	119	96	18	5
4503	And best of all, the view overlooks the golf course.	1.2353	0.04878	119	97	16	6
4504	Down size your Golden Years here at Mature Golf Estates	1.2353	0.04333	136	109	22	5
4505	The advantage of purchasing a new home on a miniature golf course is never having to mow the lawn.	1.2353	0.04083	119	92	26	1
4506	It's great for couples who like working on a tight schedule.	1.2353	0.04205	136	108	24	4
4507	The grass is always very well kept, promise.	1.2353	0.04730	119	96	18	5
4508	This wasn't what Barbra meant by 'swingers club'	1.2353	0.04577	119	95	20	4
4509	The price is right. Call me if you're interested; my name is Gulliver.	1.2353	0.04205	136	108	24	4
4510	One person's heaven is another's hellhole-in-one.	1.2353	0.04577	119	95	20	4
4511	On the bright side it is completely energy self-sufficient.	1.2353	0.04418	119	94	22	3
4512	The trades offs here are low energy costs but you have to be nimble.	1.2353	0.04205	136	108	24	4
4513	Yes they decapitate, but other than that it's a hole in one!	1.2353	0.04074	136	107	26	3
4514	Yes, a balloon payment at the expiration of the mortgage is par for the course	1.2353	0.04457	136	110	20	6
4515	Don't worry. The golf balls are made out of foam rubber.	1.2353	0.04205	136	108	24	4
4516	With this one you won't need a Security System.	1.2353	0.04457	136	110	20	6
4517	This home actually comes with your own personal driver.	1.2353	0.04730	119	96	18	5
4518	Once you learn to avoid those spinning things, poop in that hole, and avoid the large white ball, it's a winner.	1.2353	0.04123	153	123	24	6
4519	Hi! Wecome to Lille-PUTT Homes!!	1.2349	0.03971	149	118	27	4
4520	It’s a really nice house, I’m glad you guys are interested. Just one thing, don’t fall down that hole, it’s a gate to hell. Yeah I know, I was surprised too	1.2348	0.04545	132	107	19	6
4521	Unfortunately the hazard insurance does not cover man-made obstacles.	1.2348	0.04545	132	107	19	6
4522	You won't have to pay a cent for air conditioning.	1.2348	0.04283	132	105	23	4
4523	The CC&Rs clearly state all balls are returned, cleaned and cannot be sold to outside parties.	1.2348	0.03857	132	102	29	1
4524	Just remember this offer will close when the next blade covers the doorway.	1.2348	0.04283	132	105	23	4
4525	On the plus side, it will keep your air conditioning bills low	1.2348	0.04676	115	92	19	4
4526	Bed by 9? No worries! They're usually too drunk by 8 to make the shot.	1.2348	0.04676	115	92	19	4
4527	The kids are going to kill us.	1.2345	0.04037	145	115	26	4
4528	It has wind powered electricity, and a putting green	1.2344	0.04073	128	100	26	2
4529	...and Babar brings the clean coal energy everyday to heat the church and power the windmill.	1.2344	0.04638	128	104	18	6
4530	You’ll get to see a lot of cheating.	1.2344	0.04221	128	101	24	3
4531	...and because you're on the 18th hole, you'll never hear a ball hit the bottom of the cup.	1.2344	0.04073	128	100	26	2
4532	Plus...the property has the newest tech in wind turbines	1.2344	0.03919	128	99	28	1
4533	You simply need to time this home's entrances and exits and don't forget about the hole.	1.2344	0.04365	128	102	22	4
4534	You've got your breezes... You've got your whimsy... You've got your social consciousness... Say the word and you'll have you your mortgage	1.2344	0.04503	128	103	20	5
4535	The renewable energy technology is time tested.	1.2344	0.04769	128	105	16	7
4536	Windmill on the Golf Course !!! Did the listing fail to mention that it's a mini-golf course	1.2344	0.04503	128	103	20	5
4537	I think we prefer the hillside house on the eleventh tee.	1.2344	0.04365	128	102	22	4
4538	Sure you can afford it if you go "Dutch treat"!	1.2344	0.04365	128	102	22	4
4539	No doors or windows and a wind generator; we put the "air" in Airbnb!	1.2342	0.04949	111	90	16	5
4540	Mr. Trump promised the biggest miniature golf course ever.	1.2342	0.05270	111	92	12	7
4541	Believe it or not, tiny houses are still in.	1.2340	0.04106	141	112	25	4
4542	...and all the excess electricity you generate will be sold to light the castle, so you'll actually end up ahead.	1.2340	0.03980	141	111	27	3
4543	Just grind flour until the wind stops.	1.2340	0.04227	141	113	23	5
4544	No issues whatsoever 9pm to 9am when you're home from work.	1.2340	0.04227	141	113	23	5
4545	Aside from the gigantic golf balls, it’s a very safe neighbourhood.	1.2340	0.04227	141	113	23	5
4546	Chances of it stopping in front of the door is roughly 1 in 679. We have wind 55% of the time.	1.2340	0.03980	141	111	27	3
4547	This place is a bit out of your price range, but the interior will blow you away	1.2339	0.04146	124	97	25	2
4548	If you can get past the giant rolling balls, and the crazy Spanish neighbor, this is the perfect starter home for you.	1.2339	0.04146	124	97	25	2
4549	The home is 100% green, powered by wind.	1.2339	0.04451	124	99	21	4
4550	We prefer the term ‘cosy golf.’	1.2339	0.04596	124	100	19	5
4551	Pre-industrial revolution is all the rage these days.	1.2339	0.04451	124	99	21	4
4552	It's the newest thing in security systems for ungated communities. We just haven't figured out yet who we're trying to keep out.	1.2339	0.04596	124	100	19	5
4553	Okay, it does get a bit drafty...	1.2339	0.04301	124	98	23	3
4554	It's a great location with a lot of foot traffic and, as a bonus, a constant supply of golf balls!	1.2339	0.04451	124	99	21	4
4555	It's kind of a 'Whack-a-mole anti theft protection . . .	1.2339	0.04301	124	98	23	3
4556	It also comes with it's own driving range!	1.2339	0.04301	124	98	23	3
4557	Well, we are in Holland......	1.2336	0.04305	137	110	22	5
4558	Your brother was likely happy when he met his end; he WAS 3 under par.	1.2336	0.04305	137	110	22	5
4559	So this one is LEED certified, carbon neutral.	1.2336	0.04048	137	108	26	3
4560	I assure you, you will barely hear the whirring and it will generate enough electricity to take you off the grid.	1.2336	0.03913	137	107	28	2
4561	And if you close by Dec 31 you get the full 30% renewable tax credit!!!	1.2336	0.04305	137	110	22	5
4562	It's a great neighborhood as long as you can avoid the sand trap.	1.2336	0.04178	137	109	24	4
4563	So you're thinking of downsizing?	1.2333	0.04543	120	96	20	4
4564	It puts out enough power for the whole property.	1.2333	0.04694	120	97	18	5
4565	It comes with central air conditioning.	1.2333	0.04386	120	95	22	3
4566	No air conditioning necessary, as it comes with steady breezes in every room...	1.2333	0.04386	120	95	22	3
4567	Frankly, I don't think you can lift the club!	1.2333	0.04386	120	95	22	3
4568	This one keeps the elephants out without cutting off your ventilation.	1.2333	0.04841	120	98	16	6
4569	The windmill serves as a power generator and a theft deterrent.	1.2333	0.04223	120	94	24	2
4570	It's near churches, schools, attractions, 2 parks with covered bridges, who cares if a golf ball goes through the 1st floor once in a while.	1.2333	0.03948	150	119	27	4
4571	Admittedly the traffic is a bit annoying, but you do get a large front lawn and complete golf privileges.	1.2333	0.04223	120	94	24	2
4572	Your timing is perfect! You'll have a ball in this place!	1.2333	0.04841	120	98	16	6
4573	Well, you just look sharp before you try to go through the doorway.	1.2333	0.04223	120	94	24	2
4574	And the A/C is free!	1.2331	0.04118	133	105	25	3
4575	The downside is I won't be able to offer you life insurance if you go with this one.	1.2331	0.04386	133	107	21	5
4576	I can arrange for a fixed rate mortgage on the volcano.	1.2331	0.04514	133	108	19	6
4577	No, I don’t think it is a par three.	1.2330	0.05014	103	83	16	4
4578	...And I’d like to add that this is one of Don Quixote’s personal favorites.	1.2329	0.03893	146	115	28	3
4579	That's how we trap elephants here in Holland. They come to look at the windmills, and then they fall down the hole.	1.2328	0.04798	116	94	17	5
4580	Great schools, church nearby, and a very close-knit community. This home meets all of your requirements and is well under your max budget, which will allow for occasional repairs from golf ball damage.	1.2328	0.04952	116	95	15	6
4581	Don’t worry folks, lots of people tell me they thought it was on the 10th hole.	1.2328	0.04304	116	91	23	2
4582	Sure, it’s a little distracting, but the summer cross-breezes are amazing.	1.2327	0.03591	159	124	33	2
4583	And the best part, there's an Amazon headquarters opening up right around the corner!	1.2327	0.03909	159	127	27	5
4584	You mentioned this is a gated community?	1.2326	0.04472	129	104	20	5
4585	And you can mill corn.	1.2326	0.04193	129	102	24	3
4586	You said you like an open concept.	1.2326	0.04193	129	102	24	3
4587	I guarantee this listing is a hole-in-one.	1.2326	0.04335	129	103	22	4
4588	The builder of this one liked to putter around.	1.2326	0.04193	129	102	24	3
4589	Oh yes, it’s a busy neighborhood. You’ll have a ball.	1.2326	0.04472	129	104	20	5
4590	The ball and club are extra......	1.2326	0.04472	129	104	20	5
4591	Living in a resort community, you will need a guest house for unwanted guests.	1.2326	0.04335	129	103	22	4
4592	Living on a golf course isn't all that it's cracked up to be.	1.2326	0.04335	129	103	22	4
4593	It's Dutch!	1.2324	0.04080	142	113	25	4
4594	If you're interested, you need to put-put an offer in, right away.	1.2324	0.04318	142	115	21	6
4595	Just think of the savings in air conditioning.	1.2324	0.03956	142	112	27	3
4596	Naturally, at this price point, some modest, cosmetic remodeling is to be expected.	1.2324	0.04318	142	115	21	6
4597	After reviewing your policy, I don’t see anything that covers golf balls as big as large hail.	1.2323	0.03971	155	124	26	5
4598	And all that electricity you're generating powers the hot tub in the back yard...	1.2323	0.03754	155	122	30	3
4599	Keeps the elephant out.	1.2321	0.05227	112	93	12	7
4600	The price is reduced due to the decline in popularity of golf.	1.2321	0.04909	112	91	16	5
4601	In real estate, timing is everything. Don't worry about the elephant, he just putters around the neighborhood.	1.2321	0.04909	112	91	16	5
4602	And the best part is that when the wind dies down, you've got a better than 50/50 shot at getting in to enjoy those amenities.	1.2320	0.04271	125	99	23	3
4603	Want to see the 17th hole	1.2320	0.04702	125	102	17	6
4604	I wouldn't worry about the golf balls, but the neighbor's elephant can be quite the nuisance.	1.2320	0.04419	125	100	21	4
4605	As first time players you should go Dutch.	1.2320	0.04419	125	100	21	4
4606	No down payment; no maintenance fees; no property taxes. Also no windows, no doors, and no living on the first floor thanks to the whole Giants-with-golf-clubs thingie."	1.2320	0.04837	125	103	15	7
4607	Your timing must be impeccable.	1.2320	0.04271	125	99	23	3
4608	Since you told me you are swingers...	1.2319	0.04277	138	111	22	5
4609	It's a great deal! You just need to watch it on the entry and exit.	1.2319	0.04277	138	111	22	5
4610	...but who´s to say that you are spoiling your kids too much, anyway?	1.2319	0.04151	138	110	24	4
4611	This place fits you to a tee, has free maintenance, doesn’t take much green, and, it is super quiet at night.	1.2319	0.04399	138	112	20	6
4612	You mentioned you were a golfer This beauty faces the6th hole!!!	1.2319	0.04277	138	111	22	5
4613	On-the course properties in your price range sell out quickly...	1.2319	0.04277	138	111	22	5
4614	Well yes, the rent is a little high, but you get to keep any golf balls that come in your doorway.	1.2319	0.04022	138	109	26	3
4615	Sorry I'm running late, I exited the wrong beanstalk.	1.2319	0.04399	138	112	20	6
4616	Hey, what's not to love?!	1.2319	0.04277	138	111	22	5
4617	This is way nicer than the clown house for sale down the road.	1.2319	0.04022	138	109	26	3
4618	I'd recommend always using the back entrance to exit your new home.	1.2319	0.04399	138	112	20	6
4619	You'll find it's all done in mid-century mini-golf.	1.2315	0.04853	108	87	17	4
4620	Think of it as a lifestyle choice, living on a golf course."	1.2314	0.04509	121	97	20	4
4621	This house has the perfect defense against the one eared elephants that are lurking in the neighborhood.	1.2314	0.04805	121	99	16	6
4622	Putt down only 5% and the windmill hole can be yours.	1.2314	0.04354	121	96	22	3
4623	Think of your savings living in a home entirely powered by wind energy.	1.2314	0.04659	121	98	18	5
4624	Haunted by an imaginary elephant? Ludicrous.	1.2314	0.04509	121	97	20	4
4625	Utilities are the best, electricity is included..	1.2313	0.04226	134	107	23	4
4626	Yeah, it is environmental but I was kind of hoping for more of a mid-century modern.	1.2313	0.03952	134	105	27	2
4627	The elephant ghost is friendly. Not sure who attends the miniature church next door.	1.2313	0.04357	134	108	21	5
4628	We call this section of the sub-division our Quixotic Line.	1.2313	0.04357	134	108	21	5
4629	You need to buy now; the timing' is perfect.	1.2313	0.04484	134	109	19	6
4630	Please, I’d never suggest you consider living on a MINIATURE golf course.	1.2313	0.04091	134	106	25	3
4631	I gaurentee this place will blow your socks off	1.2313	0.04091	134	106	25	3
4632	It used to be a time share.	1.2313	0.04357	134	108	21	5
4633	It’s below market value and has a great location. What more could you ask for?	1.2313	0.04091	134	106	25	3
4634	This maxi golf course is included in the association fee ... and wait 'til you see the giraffe.	1.2313	0.04226	134	107	23	4
4635	Wait until you see the detached garage.	1.2313	0.04357	134	108	21	5
4636	And the sweetest part about it -- it's a free game every time you get a hole in one.	1.2313	0.03807	134	104	29	1
4637	The prior owner knew what hit him.	1.2313	0.04357	134	108	21	5
4638	Two custom putters are included in the sales price.	1.2313	0.04091	134	106	25	3
4639	We're getting a serious offer every 10 seconds	1.2313	0.03988	147	117	26	4
4640	Think you'd be willing to go Dutch?	1.2313	0.04431	147	121	18	8
4641	We’re calling it “Maxi-golf.”	1.2308	0.04052	156	126	24	6
4642	Just think of the money you'll save on energy"	1.2308	0.03620	156	122	32	2
4643	This wind powered home is a real hole in one!	1.2308	0.04604	117	94	19	4
4644	TV reception is great! And, you don't have to worry about door-to-door salesmen. If the winds die down, the guy next door—Don Quixote—sells flood insurance.	1.2308	0.04604	117	94	19	4
4645	There are 17 more just like it...	1.2308	0.04174	143	115	23	5
4646	Wait till you see the view of the clown!	1.2308	0.04018	130	102	26	2
4647	Yes, I know it looks strange for a church, but we are Dutch and it Powers the Christmas lights.	1.2308	0.04018	130	102	26	2
4648	Big sale was a typo.	1.2308	0.04164	130	103	24	3
4649	It's got loads of periodic cross-ventilation and if you get it in the clown's mouth, I'll knock a full point off closing.	1.2308	0.04970	104	84	16	4
4650	It's on the market because the previous occupant died from a sports injury.	1.2308	0.04914	117	96	15	6
4651	It's the latest in home security and a wind powered electrical generator.	1.2308	0.04604	117	94	19	4
4652	Here at Tiger Woods Developments we pride ourselves on the presentation and practicality of our wind-powered homes.	1.2308	0.04441	117	93	21	3
4653	You should make an offer today. The tiny house trend and the 7th hole view means this home will be under contract by tomorrow night.	1.2308	0.04272	117	92	23	2
4654	It’s quite the bargain if you don’t mind a few golf balls on the weekends.	1.2308	0.04305	130	104	22	4
4655	Puttering around the house?....fuhgeddaboudit	1.2303	0.04119	152	123	23	6
4656	Free electricity and ninja training.	1.2302	0.04125	139	111	24	4
4657	It keeps you alert.	1.2302	0.04249	139	112	22	5
4658	The hole over there? Well, that's for when you forget the wind is blowing. The Gravestone is extra.	1.2302	0.04370	139	113	20	6
4659	Elephant? What elephant? I don't see any elephant.	1.2302	0.03864	139	109	28	2
4660	...and the solar power tax credit is the best part of the deal.	1.2302	0.04125	139	111	24	4
4661	Look, in a hot market like this you can't get hung up on a little water in the basement.	1.2302	0.04249	139	112	22	5
4662	Here's a golf community that will bowl you over and sweep you off your feet.	1.2302	0.04530	126	102	19	5
4663	Actually, it did get the last occupant.	1.2302	0.04241	126	100	23	3
4664	It’s right on a golf course. In fact, its the 6th hole.	1.2302	0.04388	126	101	21	4
4665	The HOA does have strict covenants but it is a green powered par 2 in your price range.	1.2302	0.04241	126	100	23	3
4666	How much to spackle up the hole?	1.2301	0.04870	113	92	16	5
4667	If you buy this we'll throw in a white elephant.	1.2301	0.05030	113	93	14	6
4668	It nails each of your requirements: sustainable and overlooking the 14th green.	1.2301	0.04534	113	90	20	3
4669	You will be creating your own electricity while drying your clothes- all done by the wind!	1.2300	0.04894	100	80	17	3
4670	It has everything you want: it's close to a school,there's wildlife nearby,it's a tiny house,and it makes its own power. You just have to watch for the giant pock-marked boulders that occasionally roll in.	1.2297	0.03846	148	117	28	3
4671	So, inclusive of taxes and hole-in-one insurance, the payments are still within your budget!	1.2296	0.04695	135	112	15	8
4672	It's all about timing and low price.	1.2296	0.04198	135	108	23	4
4673	Personally, I feel location, location, location is very old school.	1.2296	0.04064	135	107	25	3
4674	There is no elephant in the room!	1.2296	0.04454	135	110	19	6
4675	The HOA stipulates no full swings, and the landlord is kind of a clown, but the snack bar is great.	1.2296	0.04328	135	109	21	5
4676	I can't tell you how many people dream of living the mini-putt lifestyle.	1.2296	0.04064	135	107	25	3
4677	Think of all the money you will save on power bills.	1.2296	0.04328	135	109	21	5
4678	Sure, there's a little noise from passing traffic, but you never have to cut the grass.	1.2295	0.04162	122	96	24	2
4679	You're not only on the golf course, your house IS the golf course.	1.2295	0.04476	122	98	20	4
4680	Well, you did say you were looking for a Spanish-inspired golf villa.	1.2295	0.04476	122	98	20	4
4681	At least there’s no HOA.	1.2295	0.04476	122	98	20	4
4682	When there is a windy sermon across the street this baby really turns.	1.2295	0.04625	122	99	18	5
4683	The other eight holes have a much higher cost per square foot.	1.2295	0.04625	122	99	18	5
4684	It has that "Windmills of my Mind" vibe .	1.2295	0.04476	122	98	20	4
4685	These Condos were designed by Gary Player.	1.2295	0.04322	122	97	22	3
4686	The Price is right, Just be careful going in and out	1.2295	0.04476	122	98	20	4
4687	It's more than made up for by the electrical buyback.	1.2295	0.04322	122	97	22	3
4688	The house is a bit drafty, but the school's around here are amazing.	1.2295	0.04476	122	98	20	4
4689	Yes, but it's putting distance to the new Amazon campus.	1.2294	0.04446	109	86	21	2
4690	Now, on the count of 3, we will briskly walk through the front door after the blade passes. A minor inconvenience living here off the grid!	1.2294	0.04813	109	88	17	4
4691	Sorry, no comps in area to compare this to!	1.2293	0.04028	157	127	24	6
4692	This charming house is full of surprises.	1.2292	0.03907	144	114	27	3
4693	Now, about the security system!	1.2292	0.03907	144	114	27	3
4694	Will the rotating security gates keep the elephant out?	1.2292	0.04148	144	116	23	5
4695	Other than a decapitation hazard and marauding elephants, it’s a very nice home. We can get it for peanuts.	1.2290	0.04275	131	105	22	4
4696	Amenities include exocentral air conditioning and all the miniature golf balls you can find.	1.2290	0.04275	131	105	22	4
4697	You've just crossed over into the Twilight Zone.	1.2290	0.04275	131	105	22	4
4698	I'm sorry but its either this or the flaming volcano, everything else has been t-d up.	1.2290	0.03991	131	103	26	2
4699	No worries, even if liberal climate-changers stop your winds, we’re colluding with a windy American who will blow your blades off.	1.2290	0.04411	131	106	20	5
4700	The previous owner got in Dutch with his bank.	1.2290	0.04136	131	104	24	3
4701	How would you like to act out the Indiana Jones boulder scene every time you want to sit in the living room?	1.2288	0.04569	118	95	19	4
4702	...quiet neighbors and the HOA fees are much lower than in the Castle and Loop-de-Loop Districts...	1.2288	0.04408	118	94	21	3
4703	Just wait until you see the ballroom!	1.2288	0.04408	118	94	21	3
4704	Living on a minigolf course has it's perks, and we do offer child kicking windmill insurance."	1.2288	0.04408	118	94	21	3
4705	It needs a little updating.	1.2288	0.04408	118	94	21	3
4706	Nah, you're safe. Only the pros can make this putt, and they never play here.	1.2288	0.04240	118	93	23	2
4707	It's quite a private neighborhood. You would go through the clown's mouth to visit your closest neighbors,	1.2288	0.04725	118	96	17	5
4708	Never mind that 'fee, fi, fo, fum.' You're not English, right?	1.2286	0.04098	140	112	24	4
4709	He won't come too close for fear of being truncated.	1.2286	0.04342	140	114	20	6
4710	And the best part of all is that it's all waterfront property.	1.2286	0.03839	140	110	28	2
4711	The occasional ball comes through the living room, but the bigger disturbance is the sound of clubs being smashed outside.	1.2286	0.04928	105	85	16	4
4712	It's really famous. The Jolly Green Giant once got a hole in one here.	1.2283	0.04498	127	103	19	5
4713	This place has everything--wind power and location, location, location--church and exotic wildlife just steps away, and best of all, you can chip into the cup from your front door	1.2283	0.04060	127	100	25	2
4714	It's the perfect dream house: a place to putter, have a cup of tee, and watch the world go 'round. You'll have a ball!	1.2283	0.04498	127	103	19	5
4715	It has fabulous views of the 18th hole and the clubhouse hosts weekly fondues.	1.2283	0.04635	127	104	17	6
4716	Just make sure to look before you exit the door.	1.2283	0.04211	127	101	23	3
4717	The one on the lawn is fine, just don't go into the one in the living room.	1.2283	0.04635	127	104	17	6
4718	Can you believe the last owner didn't know what 'Fore!' meant?	1.2283	0.04060	127	100	25	2
4719	Just imagine. The peace and tranquility of your own backyard putting green.	1.2283	0.04060	127	100	25	2
4720	Free golf and green energy, a perfect home for the progressive golfer!	1.2282	0.04054	149	120	24	5
4721	The trick is, timing the market just right.	1.2282	0.04164	149	121	22	6
4722	Don't let the scale of this development intimidate you because all the holes on this course are very reachable.	1.2281	0.04831	114	93	16	5
4723	One feature of the property is the very convenient access to the 19th hole.	1.2281	0.04831	114	93	16	5
4724	This is the new Trump miniature golf course. Its designed to make you feel badder and just look at all the walls.	1.2279	0.04892	136	115	11	10
4725	You won’t find a better obstacle in this neighborhood!	1.2279	0.04171	136	109	23	4
4726	Miniature golfers	1.2279	0.04038	136	108	25	3
4727	'"What strong winds?"	1.2279	0.04424	136	111	19	6
4728	It's not about protecting your house, it's about supplying power to the entire community.	1.2279	0.03901	136	107	27	2
4729	It comes with reduced greens fees.	1.2279	0.04171	136	109	23	4
4730	Full disclosure, there is a small possibility for giant balls to roll into the livingroom. But we installed a windmill to mitigate that possibility.	1.2279	0.04545	136	112	17	7
4731	You'll love how many kids are in the neighborhood.	1.2276	0.04443	123	99	20	4
4732	This home has a par 4 security system.	1.2276	0.04591	123	100	18	5
4733	Not only will it generate all the power you need, you can sell the excess back to the power company!	1.2276	0.04443	123	99	20	4
4734	There’s a bidding war for the 2nd floor apt, but you can move into the cup right way	1.2276	0.04291	123	98	22	3
4735	This is the perfect alternative to the country club properties we visited - these are really popular in Europe.	1.2276	0.04443	123	99	20	4
4736	It's even better than being on a golf course....you would be in one.	1.2276	0.04291	123	98	22	3
4737	Congratulations and best wishes. Watch out for the man hole!	1.2276	0.04443	123	99	20	4
4738	It is the perfect white noise solution!	1.2276	0.04591	123	100	18	5
4739	On the plus-side, it’s air-conditioned.	1.2276	0.04591	123	100	18	5
4740	It's like that old punch line, "Timing."	1.2276	0.04734	123	101	16	6
4741	This is completely green and relatively quiet.	1.2276	0.04443	123	99	20	4
4742	This place is a steal - utilities included, and you'll never need AC! What elephant in the room?	1.2276	0.04349	145	119	19	7
4743	Yes, but with global warming you are sure to see more benefits from wind power.	1.2276	0.04349	145	119	19	7
4744	This caretaker job comes with no insurance for obvious reasons.	1.2273	0.04760	132	110	14	8
4745	And this garage is just perfect for puttering around.	1.2273	0.04595	110	88	19	3
4746	Don't you think a 'No Solicitors' sign would have been just as effective?	1.2273	0.04595	110	88	19	3
4747	Think big. Donald believes this will be a US Open venue someday.	1.2273	0.04246	132	106	22	4
4748	This house is absolutely loved by the wind millennial community.	1.2273	0.04511	132	108	18	6
4749	An now, let's discuss the elephant in the room.	1.2273	0.04108	132	105	24	3
4750	I promise there's mammoth wheel estate in this area.	1.2273	0.04246	132	106	22	4
4751	It even has a built in security system	1.2273	0.04637	132	109	16	7
4752	No reason for a front door- another advantage of this property- beautiful yard too!	1.2273	0.04410	110	87	21	2
4753	It has a no solicitors option.	1.2273	0.04773	110	89	17	4
4754	The previous owner never realized it’s full tilting potential	1.2273	0.03965	132	104	26	2
4755	You'll want to keep that sinkhole.	1.2273	0.05111	110	91	13	6
4756	Our new affordable living space will keep you feeling young AND keep you on your toes.	1.2270	0.03946	141	112	26	3
4757	Actually, the only real drawback of this great multi-story home is timing the windmill....and of course avoiding the occasional big white ball.	1.2270	0.03816	141	111	28	2
4758	The architect got the idea while playing miniature golf.	1.2270	0.04314	141	115	20	6
4759	If this style isn't for you, I'd be happy to show you our clown face model.	1.2270	0.03946	141	112	26	3
4760	And with a good wind, you have nature's own, fossil fuel free, air conditioning!	1.2269	0.04689	119	97	17	5
4761	This is the intersection of golf, Manhattan, and your price range!	1.2269	0.04839	119	98	15	6
4762	The listing's affordable, but the golf balls make home insurance a bit pricey.	1.2269	0.04209	119	94	23	2
4763	The best thing about this place is if don't like the weather, wait two seconds.	1.2269	0.04375	119	95	21	3
4764	This is the best residential property available on this golf course, and a bargain at the asking price.	1.2269	0.04209	119	94	23	2
4765	An addition benefit is no more unwanted requests for donations.	1.2267	0.04030	150	121	24	5
4766	The schools suck, but what are you going to do	1.2266	0.04466	128	104	19	5
4767	Welcome to Miniature Golf Estates. Ironic, no?	1.2266	0.04466	128	104	19	5
4768	It's all a gamble, my friend.	1.2266	0.04032	128	101	25	2
4769	But it's easy to fix. Just stretch on some new sails and dig a long trench.	1.2266	0.04182	128	102	23	3
4770	This property is self-powered and self-draining.	1.2266	0.04327	128	103	21	4
4771	... And the neighbourhood handicap is 12, so there’s plenty of room for improvement.	1.2266	0.04327	128	103	21	4
4772	I would not leave anything breakable in the doorway.	1.2266	0.03715	128	99	29	0
4773	Now, this place has a beautiful, uninterrupted view of the green.	1.2266	0.03877	128	100	27	1
4774	The good news is this house is a real moneymaker.	1.2266	0.03877	128	100	27	1
4775	You’ve always wanted to live near a golf course.	1.2266	0.04466	128	104	19	5
4776	This one comes with green energy and a great view of the golf course.	1.2264	0.04698	106	85	18	3
4777	Honestly, this house sucks balls	1.2264	0.03983	159	129	24	6
4778	The Heisenbergs loved it.	1.2263	0.04395	137	112	19	6
4779	I know it will take some getting used to, but you’ll save a bundle when you cool your house in the summer.	1.2263	0.04271	137	111	21	5
4780	So, what’s the elephant in the room?	1.2263	0.04143	137	110	23	4
4781	No, this is just a folly. The white elephant is on the next block.	1.2263	0.03876	137	108	27	2
4782	Hello there. Do you have a moment to talk about the future of the Republican Party	1.2263	0.04395	137	112	19	6
4783	It’s a real family-friendly neighborhood.	1.2263	0.04012	137	109	25	3
4784	When I saw this listing, it blew me away. Having toured it, I'm not a fan.	1.2263	0.04271	137	111	21	5
4785	It's a little noisy, but you'll love your electric bill!	1.2261	0.04289	115	91	22	2
4786	The neighborhood is quiet from 10 p.m. until 9 a.m. every day.	1.2261	0.04108	115	90	24	1
4787	The original owner was a huge golf fan.	1.2261	0.04464	115	92	20	3
4788	The view is incredible. The home--one of a kind. I will warn you that if you drop anything in that hole, unlike the other homes in this neighborhood...you won't get it back.	1.2260	0.04097	146	118	23	5
4789	You’ll be the first on the block to be off the grid! And it comes with a White Elephant!	1.2258	0.04699	124	102	16	6
4790	THIS IS WHERE THE SHIT HITS THE FAN,I DONT THINK IT QUALIFY 'S FOR TAX CREDITS....	1.2258	0.04699	124	102	16	6
4791	We ain’t playin’ here at Put Put Estates.	1.2258	0.04557	124	101	18	5
4792	Two Cautions: First, the windmill vane and second, the large, dimpled ball that occasionally come rolling in.	1.2258	0.04557	124	101	18	5
4793	Yes, it gets muggy in the summer but if you leave the windows open there is a steady breeze.	1.2258	0.04103	124	98	24	2
4794	It now appears that the warranty had some holes in it.	1.2258	0.04557	124	101	18	5
4795	Sure, there's that great view of the golf course, but there's more.	1.2258	0.04411	124	100	20	4
4796	Where's the tulips ?	1.2258	0.04411	124	100	20	4
4797	That fifth step is a doozy."	1.2256	0.04081	133	106	24	3
4798	This next house is equipped with a rotating entryway and underground tunnel access.	1.2256	0.04351	133	108	20	5
4799	Here we have a four-sail, center-hall windmill with great natural light.	1.2256	0.04480	133	109	18	6
4800	I gave in on the Tesla, but this time I’m putting my foot down!	1.2254	0.04168	142	115	22	5
4801	Like I said, any fore closure will be temporary.	1.2254	0.04287	142	116	20	6
4802	That's right -- just like Indiana Jones.	1.2252	0.04735	111	90	17	4
4803	Buy this one and you can stop chasing them.	1.2250	0.04802	120	99	15	6
4804	Yes, we know it possesses old world charm, and with virtually no utility costs. Its placement on a miniature golf course, however, may pose some problems down the road.	1.2250	0.04178	120	95	23	2
4805	That was an isolated accident. He was told to time it right prior to entering or leaving. The view is outstanding as well but please remember to keep your head inside.	1.2250	0.04178	120	95	23	2
4806	Entertaining? The whole development was built for entertaining!	1.2250	0.04178	120	95	23	2
4807	Mrs. and Mr. Cervantes! It is the most modren hous you can find in the north America.	1.2250	0.04501	120	97	19	4
4808	Consider the exercise benefits of having to duck and time the movement of the sails just to get in the front door.	1.2250	0.04342	120	96	21	3
4809	...and by the way it's a self sufficient home.	1.2250	0.04802	120	99	15	6
4810	The building's former owner was a Dutch visionary net zero traditionalist.	1.2250	0.04342	120	96	21	3
4811	But you said you wanted 'open concept.'	1.2250	0.04654	120	98	17	5
4812	I think you've hit a hole in one with this one,Bob.	1.2250	0.04007	120	94	25	1
4813	You just have to time your exits and entrances carefully so you are not beheaded.	1.2248	0.04435	129	105	19	5
4814	The app.on your smartphone allows flawless enteries and exits.	1.2248	0.04570	129	106	17	6
4815	Right to left.	1.2248	0.04570	129	106	17	6
4816	"The house itself is pretty par for the course, but it's proximity to the local fire station can't be beat."	1.2248	0.04435	129	105	19	5
4817	Our corporate motto is: We have big balls.	1.2248	0.04296	129	104	21	4
4818	Well,you are the ones to say you wanted a putting surface in the backyard.	1.2248	0.04005	129	102	25	2
4819	The neighborhood is also very walkable, and experiences a lot of foot traffic	1.2248	0.04435	129	105	19	5
4820	Just remember to keep your eye on the ball.	1.2248	0.04153	129	103	23	3
4821	Act now and you get a year's supply of tiny pencils.	1.2248	0.04153	129	103	23	3
4822	It'll be worth millions once Amazon moves in.	1.2248	0.04435	129	105	19	5
4823	No need to continue yoga classes, your agility and reflexes will be tested, coming and going.	1.2246	0.04366	138	113	19	6
4824	This money you'll save on energy in this Dutch Colonial will more than pay for any landscaping work you might want to do!	1.2246	0.04116	138	111	23	4
4825	I know the rent sounds high but each month you get 10% off for every hole in one from the previous month!	1.2246	0.04243	138	112	21	5
4826	If this one is out of your price range, a spare tire just came on the market	1.2246	0.04485	138	114	17	7
4827	Okay, so this next one has no restrooms or front door, but it's in a reeeeally kid-friendly neighbourhood.	1.2246	0.04366	138	113	19	6
4828	This is ur Don Quixote model. It's eco friemdly and 100% tilt proof.	1.2246	0.04366	138	113	19	6
4829	And here is our property of the week... good old fashioned wind power, with a view of the 13th hole!	1.2246	0.04485	138	114	17	7
4830	Never hire a schizophrenic architect.	1.2245	0.04185	147	120	21	6
4831	Also, free air-conditioning for life.	1.2243	0.04466	107	85	20	2
4832	To sweeten the pot, lifetime greens fees.	1.2241	0.04429	116	93	20	3
4833	It's not in the room anymore, so we can just forget about it.	1.2241	0.04429	116	93	20	3
4834	Okay, we're ready to go inside. Ladies first.	1.2241	0.04257	116	92	22	2
4835	. . . and with all the exercise you'll get, you can cancel that gym membership!	1.2241	0.04077	116	91	24	1
4836	The golf ball is covered under your insurance policy, however, your dog is another story."	1.2241	0.04257	116	92	22	2
4837	"Me, too" doesn't mean we're going Dutch.	1.2240	0.04524	125	102	18	5
4838	The asking price is on par for this neighborhood, but you get a discount in your HOA fees for every hole-in-one.	1.2240	0.04379	125	101	20	4
4839	how much will this reduce my electric bill?	1.2240	0.04230	125	100	22	3
4840	You'll love the pet door!	1.2240	0.04379	125	101	20	4
4841	If you can look past, and dodge, the massive blades, this house is perfect for the two of you.	1.2240	0.04379	125	101	20	4
4842	And it comes with its own built in security system.	1.2239	0.04190	134	108	22	4
4843	Just wait till you see the air conditioning system.	1.2239	0.04190	134	108	22	4
4844	plus the top floor offers panoramic views of the medieval castle	1.2239	0.04054	134	107	24	3
4845	It’s like ‘going Dutch’ with the electric bill!	1.2239	0.04574	134	111	16	7
4846	The turbine provides all the electricity you need and keeps intruders away!	1.2239	0.03913	134	106	26	2
4847	life is a matter of timing	1.2239	0.03913	134	106	26	2
4848	Ironically, the ball is least likely to hit you in the hole.	1.2239	0.04190	134	108	22	4
4849	Alright, we already took the elephant out of the room	1.2238	0.03897	143	114	26	3
4850	....and here you will save on air conditioning!	1.2238	0.03769	143	113	28	2
4851	The best part, no water or electric bills because the windmill works year round.	1.2238	0.03769	143	113	28	2
4852	Listen, I understand the neighborhood's a bit old-fashioned, but with the windmill, the energy savings are simply unmatched.	1.2238	0.03897	143	114	26	3
4853	It comes with the putter and two golf balls.	1.2238	0.03897	143	114	26	3
4854	You’re right Gerry , I think the kids will love it.	1.2238	0.04021	143	115	24	4
4855	This is the hottest off-the-grid home on the block.	1.2238	0.03897	143	114	26	3
4856	It's nice to meet you, I'm a big fan.	1.2237	0.04195	152	125	20	7
4857	I thought you said this was miniature golf?" "I did. We're the ones who are miniature.	1.2232	0.05185	112	94	11	7
4858	If windmills aren’t your thing, then I’ve got a beautiful medieval castle I can show you?	1.2232	0.03952	112	87	25	0
4859	Tiny houses are out, mini houses are in!	1.2232	0.04340	112	89	21	2
4860	We suggest the second-floor bedroom.	1.2232	0.04340	112	89	21	2
4861	I can get you into this little number like a shot, but-but there's lots of competition!	1.2231	0.04310	121	97	21	3
4862	Think of all the money you'll save on shoes.	1.2231	0.03978	121	95	25	1
4863	Sure it’s a bit of a fixer-upper, but check this out—revolving doors!	1.2231	0.04766	121	100	15	6
4864	I can’t over emphasize the care you must take when entering the front.	1.2231	0.04467	121	98	19	4
4865	And if you have children, they'll easily be taken care of.	1.2231	0.04766	121	100	15	6
4866	The owner is a big Miniature Golf fan.	1.2231	0.04467	121	98	19	4
4867	Well Pastor, ours was a whirlwind romance.	1.2231	0.04538	130	107	17	6
4868	True, there's no front door, but think of all the alternative energy tax credits.	1.2231	0.04267	130	105	21	4
4869	. . . But you get to keep all the golf balls that get through.	1.2231	0.03977	130	103	25	2
4870	I can assure you that this is not the same old grind.	1.2231	0.04667	130	108	15	7
4871	We don't call them "tiny." It's a mini-house neighborhood.	1.2231	0.03977	130	103	25	2
4872	The weekends are a ball!	1.2231	0.04267	130	105	21	4
4873	Just wait until you see the inground water feature out the back!	1.2231	0.04404	130	106	19	5
4874	Oh it's a really fun area, tons of big clubs.	1.2231	0.04125	130	104	23	3
4875	Don't let the Wind Mill fool you. This Condo is Oil and Gas.	1.2230	0.04337	139	114	19	6
4876	We love the house... the neighbors just seem like pinheads	1.2230	0.04571	139	116	15	8
4877	If you can dodge traffic, you can dodge a windmill.	1.2230	0.04090	139	112	23	4
4878	The neighborhood has lots of clubs and balls.	1.2230	0.04269	148	122	19	7
4879	Think of it this way: no more unsightly window units!	1.2229	0.03569	157	124	31	2
4880	Why yes, the previous owners were hole-ly rollers.	1.2222	0.04046	126	100	24	2
4881	Why don’t you take her for a spin?	1.2222	0.04200	126	101	22	3
4882	It will generate some solar power as well	1.2222	0.03873	144	115	26	3
4883	In this market, this baby is practically a hole-in-one!	1.2222	0.04046	117	92	24	1
4884	But rainy days are wonderful.	1.2222	0.04225	117	93	22	2
4885	It's a great winter home, and the power bills are next to nothing. I'm not putting you on.	1.2222	0.04162	135	109	22	4
4886	You just have to watch out for folks on horseback carrying a lance.	1.2222	0.04027	135	108	24	3
4887	...and it includes the latest eco-friendly advances in green home design.	1.2222	0.03618	153	121	30	2
4888	I can assure you, no one plays mini-golf when it’s windy.	1.2222	0.04631	126	104	16	6
4889	Can't beat the view, am I right? And say goodbye to those electric bills.	1.2222	0.04560	117	95	18	4
4890	An occasional putter comes through, but they usually miss!	1.2222	0.04233	144	118	20	6
4891	It's a home-in-one! Also, it's the only property that fits your budget.	1.2222	0.03873	144	115	26	3
4892	It's all yours when you putt down a one-month deposit	1.2222	0.04200	126	101	22	3
4893	On the plus side, you'll be helping the environment.	1.2222	0.04046	126	100	24	2
4894	This baby's completely carbon neutral!	1.2222	0.03873	144	115	26	3
4895	The owners couldn’t do solar panels so they did the windmill thing.	1.2222	0.04200	126	101	22	3
4896	A little birdie told me that fore-closures are par for the course here.	1.2222	0.04631	126	104	16	6
4897	And the large golf ball is included in the price!	1.2222	0.04116	144	117	22	5
4898	Don't be fooled. This place is a real hole.	1.2222	0.04027	135	108	24	3
4899	It's a windmill.	1.2222	0.05021	117	98	12	7
4900	It’s a great place, you just have to watch out for the golf balls.	1.2222	0.04419	135	111	18	6
4901	We suggest people not put the kids' bedroom by the front door	1.2222	0.04233	144	118	20	6
4902	The miller even left behind four sets of wooden shoes!	1.2222	0.04804	108	88	16	4
4903	Amenities include the snack bar, arcade and unlimited rounds on weeknights, except holidays	1.2222	0.04293	135	110	20	5
4904	Dulcinea, the tenant on the second floor, is so shy you'll never know she's there.	1.2222	0.04719	117	96	16	5
4905	We call it the miniature golf model.	1.2222	0.04162	135	109	22	4
4906	It's cozy; it's priced to sell; and with that antenna, gets great cell coverage	1.2222	0.04027	135	108	24	3
4907	Keep in mind, this place is for the true golf afficianado...	1.2222	0.04396	117	94	20	3
4908	Here's a reno project you can really tilt at.	1.2222	0.04162	135	109	22	4
4909	Actually, there's a lot of turnover everywhere in the market.	1.2222	0.03887	135	107	26	2
4910	Watch for the hole in one ball.	1.2222	0.04162	135	109	22	4
4911	And best of all, Matt Damon lived shortly after filming “Downsizing”.	1.2222	0.04620	108	87	18	3
4912	And by downsizing, you get your own putting green.	1.2222	0.04560	117	95	18	4
4913	And it's right on the eighteenth green!	1.2222	0.04027	135	108	24	3
4914	It comes with free mini golf for life.	1.2222	0.04293	135	110	20	5
4915	And, there’s a view of the seventh green.	1.2215	0.03791	149	119	27	3
4916	Since we slayed all the giants, this stuff is practically free real estate!	1.2214	0.03802	140	111	27	2
4917	As they say, 'Location, Location, Giant Golf ball.'	1.2214	0.04541	140	117	15	8
4918	It’s only in your price range because of the shared garage.	1.2214	0.04064	140	113	23	4
4919	good question! We routinely lose 30 to 40 people a year.	1.2214	0.04427	140	116	17	7
4920	Good news: the sails convey.	1.2214	0.03935	140	112	25	3
4921	Were you big fans of "Raiders of the Lost Ark"?	1.2214	0.04309	140	115	19	6
4922	And it even comes with an elephant in the closet!	1.2214	0.03935	140	112	25	3
4923	I wouldn't put anything breakable between the doorways.	1.2214	0.04188	140	114	21	5
4924	All you have to do is time your entry carefully; otherwise you may be decapitated.	1.2214	0.04427	140	116	17	7
4925	You’re right. There is not enough room on the roof for solar panels.	1.2214	0.04374	131	107	19	5
4926	This being the toughest hole by far, ball intrusions are rare.	1.2214	0.03951	131	104	25	2
4927	Welcome to Putt Putt Green Living Community!	1.2214	0.04374	131	107	19	5
4928	It’s our early solar model.	1.2214	0.04238	131	106	21	4
4929	The President wants it replaced with a coal mine.	1.2214	0.04506	131	108	17	6
4930	We call it 'Gargantuan-Golf', it's an offshoot of minigolf and it's gonna be big	1.2214	0.04374	131	107	19	5
4931	Why would you think you need flood insurance?	1.2213	0.04584	122	100	17	5
4932	The president lives next door.	1.2213	0.04279	122	98	21	3
4933	NO, actually, that is NOT what we meant by a white picket fence.	1.2213	0.04584	122	100	17	5
4934	The mortgage payments are a breeze in this location.	1.2213	0.04279	122	98	21	3
4935	The outdoor hole doubles as a soaking tub or unwanted guest suite.	1.2213	0.04434	122	99	19	4
4936	Comes with a security system. Just push the button and the blades block the door.	1.2213	0.03774	122	95	27	0
4937	I don't recommend having furniture inside the front door.	1.2212	0.04825	113	93	15	5
4938	Keep an eye out for orange golf balls.	1.2212	0.04119	113	89	23	1
4939	It's a 3/2 par 4.	1.2212	0.04486	113	91	19	3
4940	More kid-friendly? I've got #18 - it's a Par 4, but a HUGE yard that dog-legs to a 3 bedroom Clown-head!	1.2212	0.04825	113	93	15	5
4941	They got the idea for the pallets from Pinterest.	1.2212	0.04725	104	84	17	3
4942	Have you considered switching your energy provider?	1.2207	0.03972	145	117	24	4
4943	entertaining in this backyard? Oh you'll have a ball!	1.2207	0.03972	145	117	24	4
4944	It's called Maxi Golf. And if you can sink a hole-in-one, the first month's rent is free.	1.2206	0.04134	136	110	22	4
4945	And it comes with a set of very large golf clubs	1.2206	0.04264	136	111	20	5
4946	Use of the go-cart track is included in the HOA dues	1.2206	0.04264	136	111	20	5
4947	No! It does not come with a diesel option!	1.2206	0.04264	136	111	20	5
4948	Mr. and Mrs. Jones this might not be the “windmill of your mind” but trust me, in today’s market... it’s a bargain.	1.2206	0.03718	136	107	28	1
4949	It's blow market."	1.2205	0.04317	127	103	20	4
4950	It's a little fiddly getting in but that's just this neighbourhood for you.	1.2205	0.04170	127	102	22	3
4951	And it's rent-controlled too!	1.2205	0.04317	127	103	20	4
4952	Here at Lilliputt Greens downsizing is our motto, literally	1.2205	0.04317	127	103	20	4
4953	It's not just on the golf course, it's the thirteenth hole!	1.2203	0.04683	118	97	16	5
4954	".... and air conditioning is included!"	1.2203	0.04016	118	93	24	1
4955	Only problem with this house is the biggest mice you have ever seen.	1.2203	0.04683	118	97	16	5
4956	Listen, the elephant wasn’t part of the deal.	1.2203	0.05126	118	100	10	8
4957	Everyone says this is a great place to raise a family,kids play free.	1.2202	0.04195	109	86	22	1
4958	Haven't you heard? Renewable energy is IN!	1.2202	0.04393	109	87	20	2
4959	The previous owner gave up on boundary disputes.	1.2202	0.04582	109	88	18	3
4960	No worries, the HOA doesn't allow tilting.	1.2202	0.04764	109	89	16	4
4961	Really, the only downside is the adolescent birthday party.	1.2200	0.03648	150	119	29	2
4962	The whole tract is based on a miniature golf course concept.	1.2200	0.03768	150	120	27	3
4963	It would be a good idea to keep the back door closed	1.2200	0.03768	150	120	27	3
4964	It's not that bad. At least they moved the big hole that used to be right inside the door.	1.2200	0.04109	150	123	21	6
4965	Anyone remember where we parked?	1.2200	0.04109	150	123	21	6
4966	Plus....No more unsolicited menus	1.2199	0.04398	141	117	17	7
4967	No, no, not ‘elephant;’ I said ‘elegant!’	1.2199	0.03910	141	113	25	3
4968	Everyone wants to reside in the windmill of your mind!	1.2199	0.04512	141	118	15	8
4969	The golf balls are rather large, but we recycle them	1.2199	0.03910	141	113	25	3
4970	Crazy thing, the previous owners just up and took off.	1.2199	0.04281	141	116	19	6
4971	I'm telling you, if we jump down that hole, we'll get back to the hut.	1.2199	0.03910	141	113	25	3
4972	A matter of perspective is par for the course.	1.2199	0.04038	141	114	23	4
4973	We're working out a few kinks with the safety team. But meanwhile, if you can make it to your car, you win a free ice cream cone.	1.2197	0.03774	132	104	27	1
4974	Sure the house is a bit drafty -- but consider the savings with NO electric bills	1.2197	0.04069	132	106	23	3
4975	We decided to build some excitement into our newest gated community. . .	1.2197	0.03924	132	105	25	2
4976	This little charmer has three beds, two baths and low energy bills.	1.2197	0.03924	132	105	25	2
4977	'They've accepted your offer, but Barron needs a minute to help Eric stop crying before we go back in.'	1.2197	0.04344	132	108	19	5
4978	Some see giant golf balls . . some see harassment by some Quixote freak . . . What I want you to see is a Mr Blandings Rehab you'll never forget . . .	1.2195	0.04551	123	101	17	5
4979	With this property, you can putt yourself into green energy nirvana.	1.2195	0.04402	123	100	19	4
4980	All with zero electric bills.	1.2195	0.04402	123	100	19	4
4981	Safe? Sure, but a bit noisy. The neighbors do like to go bowling.	1.2194	0.03458	155	122	32	1
4982	We’re looking for something even tinier, and maybe with a clown’s-head view.	1.2193	0.04622	114	93	17	4
4983	At this property you're sure to have a ball!	1.2193	0.04273	114	91	21	2
4984	Actually, folks, it's like a combination house and food processor.	1.2192	0.04291	146	121	18	7
4985	The security system on this unit is fantastic."	1.2192	0.04180	146	120	20	6
4986	In view of ongoing sea level rise, this model is expected to increase considerably in value over the next 30 years....	1.2192	0.03826	146	117	26	3
4987	We’ve been exploring new forms of renewable energy	1.2190	0.03974	137	110	24	3
4988	On the bright side, you won't have to buy golf balls anymore.	1.2190	0.04107	137	111	22	4
4989	Golf course view, wind-energy, big ballroom...	1.2190	0.04107	137	111	22	4
4990	The tunnel entrance is right there in the front yard, so this is the windmill of your mine.	1.2190	0.04482	137	114	16	7
4991	This darling wind-powered unit has a thrilling view of the golf course!	1.2190	0.04107	137	111	22	4
4992	The previous owner split.	1.2190	0.04361	137	113	18	6
4993	AND IT IS VERY ENERGY EFFICIENT	1.2190	0.04107	137	111	22	4
4994	And did you notice the wonderful security system for the front door. Nobody gets past that baby!	1.2190	0.03837	137	109	26	2
4995	End-of-days special.	1.2188	0.04287	128	104	20	4
4996	This is where experienced real estate agents like me distinguish ourselves against the likes of Trulia.	1.2188	0.03990	128	102	24	2
4997	You'll never have to mow the lawn again.	1.2188	0.03990	128	102	24	2
4998	At least there is no elephant in the room	1.2188	0.04565	128	106	16	6
4999	So, this house guarantees you stay fit?	1.2188	0.03990	128	102	24	2
5000	Yes, we've just moved onto a miniature golf course.	1.2188	0.04141	128	103	22	3
5001	yes, that’s right, exotic pets are allowed - but due to HOA restrictions, the hole in the front yard would have to stay”	1.2188	0.03620	160	128	29	3
5002	Minimal noise pollution, 2 and a half bath, an open floor plan, and...Mr. Enslin, do you golf?	1.2188	0.04141	128	103	22	3
5003	It’s on a golf course and it comes with its own eco-friendly cooling system.	1.2188	0.03990	128	102	24	2
5004	Well, it’s a little old-fashioned, but all the homes in this area feature a ballroom on the ground floor.	1.2185	0.03862	151	122	25	4
5005	Well, you will save on electricity, and I really think you'll have a ball.	1.2185	0.04085	151	124	21	6
5006	I was told you misunderstood what we meant by "a putting green in your front yard".	1.2185	0.03975	151	123	23	5
5007	The neighborhood has everything and the golfer doesn’t come by much anymore.	1.2185	0.04647	119	98	16	5
5008	AND...it's got the very latest Amsterdam Security Systems in place.	1.2185	0.04329	119	96	20	3
5009	I suggest that you act quickly. The last couple dawdled, and wound up in Syracuse.	1.2185	0.04647	119	98	16	5
5010	Yeah, it isn't the ideal office space, but you wouldn't believe the foot traffic!	1.2185	0.04491	119	97	18	4
5011	Great Location, not an easy in or out.	1.2185	0.04944	119	100	12	7
5012	It's the latest in eco-housing: putt-in/putt out."	1.2183	0.04135	142	116	21	5
5013	Here in Texas, this is our version of a "Tiny House".	1.2183	0.04483	142	119	15	8
5014	So by " cutting edge " property, we mean that while there is a small chance of a dramatic incursion by a large round object, you have an 82% chance of merely suffering an occasional dent in your alternative energy wind power source.	1.2183	0.04135	142	116	21	5
5015	What elephant milling around?	1.2183	0.04135	142	116	21	5
5016	It's calm now, but generally there's a good breeze.	1.2183	0.03886	142	114	25	3
5017	This property is inspired by your first date.	1.2182	0.04161	110	87	22	1
5018	Well, you can certainly install some windows, but I wouldn't recommend it.	1.2182	0.04725	110	90	16	4
5019	Wind powered and a great place to raise kids I think you’ll have to agree.	1.2182	0.04725	110	90	16	4
5020	If you buy this house you won't be just off the grid, you will be the grid!	1.2182	0.05227	110	93	10	7
5021	You won't have any trouble telling guests how to find your house!	1.2180	0.04180	133	108	21	4
5022	And yes, the lease is renewable.	1.2180	0.04180	133	108	21	4
5023	You will be at net zero for your electric bill.	1.2180	0.04314	133	109	19	5
5024	Horse? Lance? Ya, the neighbor is a little eccentric.	1.2180	0.04180	133	108	21	4
5025	Expensive? The 18th hole of any miniature golf course is prime property! Make an offer before next foursome plays thru...	1.2180	0.03749	133	105	27	1
5026	Helluva deal on electricity but don't forget to turn it off when coming and going.	1.2180	0.04180	133	108	21	4
5027	The previous owners didn't go out much. Wait 'til you see the inside.	1.2180	0.04180	133	108	21	4
5028	Zoning	1.2180	0.04444	133	110	17	6
5029	And you don't have to mow the lawn."	1.2180	0.04180	133	108	21	4
5030	Well, if you're not into golf, you could always turn it into a Jacuzzi.	1.2180	0.04314	133	109	19	5
5031	Frankly,it's a steal: A unique residence with Old World charm plus its own phantom elephant and private sink hole	1.2179	0.03890	156	127	24	5
5032	The schools are good, just time when the kids leave the house.	1.2177	0.03893	124	98	25	1
5033	Once you move in, I guarantee you'll be bowled over.	1.2177	0.04370	124	101	19	4
5034	I guarantee you that in 5 years Gigantic Golf will be a multi billion dollar business,if not I will come back and let this windmill spank the Lying Ted out of my ass!	1.2177	0.04217	124	100	21	3
5035	Think “In a New York Minute...”	1.2177	0.04517	124	102	17	5
5036	It's a hole in one.	1.2177	0.04217	124	100	21	3
5037	Youth Sundays are hell.	1.2177	0.04370	124	101	19	4
5038	I recommend you stay mostly on the second floor.	1.2177	0.04517	124	102	17	5
5039	...and you're right next to the 19th hole.	1.2177	0.03923	147	119	24	4
5040	We recommend running upstairs when you hear, "Fee fie fo fum".	1.2174	0.04080	138	112	22	4
5041	And of course, when you sink this putt,you receive a free game!	1.2174	0.04749	115	95	15	5
5042	You’ll never find a place with lower utilities	1.2174	0.04240	115	92	21	2
5043	"I suggest that you put in an offer soon---before the federal subsidy expires."	1.2174	0.04749	115	95	15	5
5044	Because you’re on the course it comes with a club membership.	1.2174	0.03812	138	110	26	2
5045	And it’s only $3,200 a month.	1.2174	0.05208	115	98	9	8
5046	This new pre-war property has no electricity but,when the wind is up,you can ground your own millet.	1.2174	0.04416	115	93	19	3
5047	Wind power and right on the third hole!	1.2174	0.04416	115	93	19	3
5048	Based on the property disclosures, it looks like we’ve got a hole in three here.	1.2174	0.04240	115	92	21	2
5049	This is a home where you can finally stay put	1.2174	0.03812	138	110	26	2
5050	This one is on par with all the best real estate on this drive.	1.2174	0.03949	138	111	24	3
5051	Coming home is like going to work.	1.2174	0.04585	115	94	17	4
5052	And on weekends, you can golf until midnight.	1.2174	0.04208	138	113	20	5
5053	Oh, yes, it’s perfectly safe....just so long as you aren’t planning on doing any tilting.	1.2174	0.03863	115	90	25	0
5054	If you're thinking of downsizing we could look at a Par 3 home.	1.2174	0.04056	115	91	23	1
5055	When we get inside, you might see a giant golf ball. Don't worry, I can explain.	1.2171	0.03724	152	122	27	3
5056	It's the white picket fence home you've always dreamed of, and the golf part makes it even whiter!	1.2171	0.04112	129	104	22	3
5057	And no need for wind damage insurance	1.2171	0.03962	129	103	24	2
5058	The well out front is dry, and there's a lot of foot traffic on the weekends, but if you stay out of the doorway you should be alright.	1.2171	0.04257	129	105	20	4
5059	The good news is, your Uncle Theodore left you his windmill house, in his will._the bad new is that it can be dangerous getting in and out safely._RIP Uncle Theodore	1.2171	0.04533	129	107	16	6
5060	Yes, at Hole-In-One Homes, we like to say you'll be living right on the fairway.	1.2171	0.04397	129	106	18	5
5061	And the Giants will always be there to protect you, Don.	1.2171	0.04257	129	105	20	4
5062	The amazing thing about this place in NYC is it's at your budget.	1.2171	0.04257	129	105	20	4
5063	Post-Post Modern. You'll be one of the first."	1.2171	0.04112	129	104	22	3
5064	Why pay for wind, when you can live in the mill?	1.2171	0.04257	129	105	20	4
5065	Don't worry, don't worry. They only come on between 12 and 2 and 6 and 8!	1.2170	0.04645	106	86	17	3
5066	Don't worry! The ad says,"greenhouse and environmentally friendly home on a golf course"	1.2170	0.04240	106	84	21	1
5067	You'll save a bundle on power!	1.2168	0.03987	143	116	23	4
5068	And your new home loan will be carried by "Titleist"	1.2168	0.04454	143	120	15	8
5069	We call it McMansion Meets Tiny House	1.2168	0.04109	143	117	21	5
5070	I think we can steal this one...the owner just came down with a giant case of the yips.	1.2168	0.03862	143	115	25	3
5071	On the other side it has solar as well.	1.2168	0.04109	143	117	21	5
5072	We're not responsible for anything you read on Trip Advisor.	1.2168	0.03987	143	116	23	4
5073	Don and Sancho slept here. But because it's not connected to the grid, we are only asking 3.2 million.	1.2167	0.04297	120	97	20	3
5074	If you can get rid of that elephant, we may think about settling here.	1.2167	0.04297	120	97	20	3
5075	Sure, it might be tricky to leave the house when it's gusty but at least you won't have to mow the lawn.	1.2167	0.04131	120	96	22	2
5076	It's too small for parties, but you CAN host large balls	1.2167	0.04457	120	98	18	4
5077	Don’t worry, the Giant stinks at miniature golf.	1.2166	0.03650	157	126	28	3
5078	Yes it's true the last owners did make several claims initially on their health insurance but they said they then quickly adjusted to always looking left first before they came out.	1.2166	0.03761	157	127	26	4
5079	Yes, it’s energy efficient. It’s a literal windmill.	1.2164	0.03872	134	107	25	2
5080	The kitchen needs refurbishing"	1.2164	0.04152	134	109	21	4
5081	'And there's a magnificent view of the golf course from the cupboards.'	1.2164	0.04152	134	109	21	4
5082	This place is more like through a glass onion.Through the looking glass is two doors down.	1.2164	0.04015	134	108	23	3
5083	CLOBBERS nighttime house invaders.	1.2164	0.04285	134	110	19	5
5084	Too breezy? Nonsense! Just wait until summer comes around.	1.2164	0.04015	134	108	23	3
5085	This is the original sustainable housing.	1.2164	0.03725	134	106	27	1
5086	ThE AC NEVER STOPS WORKING!	1.2164	0.04285	134	110	19	5
5087	No, it's not a fixer upper, it's a winder upper.	1.2164	0.03872	134	107	25	2
5088	Don't worry, the golf balls are still normal sized.	1.2164	0.04285	134	110	19	5
5089	Only broken into on a few, unfortunate windless days.	1.2164	0.04414	134	111	17	6
5090	I think this listing will be on par to your liking.	1.2164	0.03755	171	140	25	6
5091	This is where the first rotating door was invented.	1.2162	0.03899	148	120	24	4
5092	Would you believe, - this place once belonged to Margaret Mitchell . . . . and then she was gone.	1.2160	0.04338	125	102	19	4
5093	Well, Martha you like the windmill with the food grinder and Paul you like the church with the bell.	1.2160	0.04484	125	103	17	5
5094	And of course, this neighborhood has been designated as a NO TILTING zone.	1.2160	0.04484	125	103	17	5
5095	She never forgets, so I recommend being honest about your score.	1.2160	0.04187	125	101	21	3
5096	This one is an Obama-era clean energy model but I also have a coal model with a black picket fence, if that's more your style.	1.2160	0.04763	125	105	13	7
5097	Just hook up a few solar panels and you can grind yourself cornmeal and reduce your carbon footprint all at the same time!	1.2160	0.04338	125	102	19	4
5098	Found the only place of coolness under this hot cynical world.	1.2160	0.04484	125	103	17	5
5099	Let's just say that living on a golf course is like having a hole in your own backyard..	1.2160	0.04338	125	102	19	4
5100	You two will have a ball in this neighborhood!	1.2160	0.04338	125	102	19	4
5101	The former owner is the mini-golf king of Dubuque. On windy days it's net-zero energy rated.	1.2158	0.03788	139	111	26	2
5102	It's really cool	1.2158	0.03923	139	112	24	3
5103	It’s a steal because the area is prone to sink holes.	1.2158	0.03923	139	112	24	3
5104	Ah, yes, our Windmill model is the latest in retro-green technology for miniature golf course living!	1.2158	0.03648	139	110	28	1
5105	Yes, when the wind picks up, entering and exiting is a bit challenging. But look at the bright side: it's protection from the pachyderm next door.	1.2158	0.03923	139	112	24	3
5106	And it's very eco-friendly; wind power, you know. It'll pay for itself.	1.2157	0.03817	153	124	25	4
5107	Things can get a little crazy in the summer	1.2157	0.04542	102	82	18	2
5108	It's our sportmanteau model, Lilliputt-putt.	1.2155	0.04382	116	94	19	3
5109	All the meeting rooms were booked.	1.2155	0.04550	116	95	17	4
5110	Unlike the one at the White House, your sinkhole isn't necessarily a sign of something deeper.	1.2155	0.04207	116	93	21	2
5111	The collapse of the macro golf market is your gain!	1.2155	0.04025	116	92	23	1
5112	You can call it a cup if you want, but it’s more like the circles that you find in the windmills of your mind.	1.2155	0.04382	116	94	19	3
5113	Welcome to hut hut	1.2154	0.04501	130	108	16	6
5114	The condo fee includes this perpetually green lawn and did I mention the recreational water feature? Location, location, location, right?!	1.2154	0.04084	130	105	22	3
5115	It's a living!	1.2154	0.04084	130	105	22	3
5116	I can guarantee free golf balls for a year.	1.2154	0.04631	130	109	14	7
5117	It's a great alternative to solar panels.	1.2154	0.04227	130	106	20	4
5118	I know the outside is rough, but wait until you see the view of the creepy clown's mouth.	1.2154	0.04084	130	105	22	3
5119	Think of all the money you will save using wind power.”	1.2154	0.04227	130	106	20	4
5120	It’s for home buyers looking for a heightened experience beyond the average golf community.	1.2154	0.04366	130	107	18	5
5121	I'd say the offer is par on course with similar windmills.	1.2154	0.03935	130	104	24	2
5122	This house is energy self-sufficient plus the owner gets well exercised darting in and out of the front door.	1.2154	0.04366	130	107	18	5
5123	I assure you this property’s up to par with the others here.	1.2153	0.03962	144	117	23	4
5124	It's location, location, location	1.2153	0.03838	144	116	25	3
5125	After an evening bar-hopping, it is suggested that you sober up in the front yard.	1.2153	0.04314	144	120	17	7
5126	If you can't make it here you can't make it anywhere.	1.2153	0.04314	144	120	17	7
5127	Largest lot and greens on the course.	1.2153	0.03838	144	116	25	3
5128	The back nine is a little easier.	1.2149	0.03749	121	95	26	0
5129	Good question, well, you remember Miniature Golf when you were a kid, right?	1.2149	0.04725	121	101	14	6
5130	Your house looks too..."cookie cutter" for this neighborhood.	1.2149	0.04424	121	99	18	4
5131	The only negative is that you have to move very quickly going in and out on a windy day	1.2149	0.03929	121	96	24	1
5132	Green, great views and low utilities	1.2149	0.04265	121	98	20	3
5133	It can be a little tricky getting in and out but some windows have a good view and you'll save on electricity.	1.2149	0.04424	121	99	18	4
5134	... and you'll never have to buy a clothes dryer.	1.2149	0.04424	121	99	18	4
5135	Well you did say you were looking for something nostalgic”	1.2148	0.04384	135	112	17	6
5136	Imagine. Your home will generate power for the entire Mini Golf community!	1.2148	0.03847	135	108	25	2
5137	OUR umbrella policy INCLUDES ball insurance	1.2148	0.04256	135	111	19	5
5138	Three bedrooms, good light and great schools. Also, huge and colorful golf balls.	1.2148	0.04124	135	110	21	4
5139	At your request, the bathtub that was "round like a circle in a spiral" has been replaced.	1.2148	0.04124	135	110	21	4
5140	So, you're probably wondering why I asked you to meet me at the 14th hole of the miniature golf course in the Village of the Giants.	1.2148	0.04124	135	110	21	4
5141	It is a way to go green with a challenging entry	1.2148	0.04384	135	112	17	6
5142	Why the hell do you want to be insured for "Attacks from Massive Rolling Dimpled Balls?"	1.2148	0.04124	135	110	21	4
5143	We like to call this our starter wind farm home.	1.2148	0.03988	135	109	23	3
5144	...and it's in an excellent school district.	1.2148	0.03876	149	121	24	4
5145	This Dutch-inspired tiny home comes with a state-of-the-art security system. HOA includes yard maintenance and ball retrieval.	1.2148	0.03757	149	120	26	3
5146	You'll save a fortune on the utility bill, but we also have a lovely cape next to the water wheel.	1.2143	0.03625	140	111	28	1
5147	I'm telling you guys, this one's got the 'X' factor...	1.2143	0.04307	126	103	19	4
5148	Well,you said you wanted a a 2 bed/2 bath with a view for $1,400?!	1.2143	0.03898	140	113	24	3
5149	The condo fees are highly reasonable since heat and electricity are fully wind generated.	1.2143	0.04157	126	102	21	3
5150	There's a church next door and a zoo a block away!	1.2143	0.04153	140	115	20	5
5151	This is an affordable downsize.	1.2143	0.04028	140	114	22	4
5152	And most exciting, the house has an almost organic flow-through layout.	1.2143	0.04153	140	115	20	5
5153	It chills the cruel, hot wind. Just steer clear of the hole and blades.	1.2143	0.04307	126	103	19	4
5154	Most people are done playing by 10 PM, and no pets are allowed on the course.	1.2143	0.04452	126	104	17	5
5155	To be honest I'm not sure why I keep showing people this house shaped like a miniature golf obstacle. I'm not a very good real estate agent.	1.2143	0.04307	126	103	19	4
5156	And back here is the servant's entrance.	1.2143	0.04307	126	103	19	4
5157	You know how fear is the greatest aphrodisiac? Just WAIT until golfing season!	1.2143	0.04012	154	127	21	6
5158	I'm sorry, but Mr. Q has decided not to sell.	1.2143	0.04307	126	103	19	4
5159	The seller forgot to put in a back door.	1.2143	0.03175	168	132	36	0
5160	In the tiny house marketplace, this is known as the putt putt manor.	1.2143	0.04818	112	93	14	5
5161	It’s a little tricky getting in and out, but worth it for the PRICE!”	1.2143	0.04028	140	114	22	4
5162	With one room and four windows, this is a homeowner’s dream!	1.2143	0.03625	140	111	28	1
5163	Yes, the architect of this subdivision did have some deep-seated immaturity issues. Why do you ask?	1.2143	0.04028	140	114	22	4
5164	And if you buy now... It’s a guaranteed hole in one!	1.2138	0.04174	145	120	19	6
5165	This place comes with with a reduced tax for your home electricity generation and a free church membership	1.2138	0.03417	145	114	31	0
5166	Let's address the fact that the elephant doesn't even fit in the room.	1.2137	0.04599	131	110	14	7
5167	The best part about this property is it is heavily subsidized by the Putt-Putt Homeowners Association. The downside is that you need to execute your entries and exits on a timely basis.	1.2137	0.03908	131	105	24	2
5168	Too dark? Let’s go see that remodeled loop de loop.	1.2137	0.04336	131	108	18	5
5169	A hole in one gets a free 12 foot hot dog.	1.2137	0.04056	131	106	22	3
5170	Yes. the innovative fire escape system is included in the price.	1.2137	0.04675	117	97	15	5
5171	Who told you this was a windmill ? I see it as an opportunity for free flour.	1.2137	0.04175	117	94	21	2
5172	And, think how much your grandchildren will enjoy the rides!	1.2137	0.04348	117	95	19	3
5173	You may have heard of them -- Stuart and Margalo Little - they're only selling because of the divorce.	1.2137	0.04830	117	98	13	6
5174	The previous owner had Jehovah’s Witnesses in mind when he built this house.	1.2137	0.04830	117	98	13	6
5175	You won't have a power failure on windy days!	1.2137	0.04348	117	95	19	3
5176	You're not kidding these don't come on the market often. You know how long Ol' Mother Hubbard has held on to that shoe over there?	1.2137	0.04348	117	95	19	3
5177	Forget solar. This is wind power	1.2136	0.04503	103	83	18	2
5178	Well you did specify you wanted a view of a major golf course.......	1.2133	0.03967	150	123	22	5
5179	The architect was a visionary, but a bit impulsive and rashly unpredictable.	1.2132	0.04097	136	111	21	4
5180	At this picturesque place it's one par tee after another	1.2132	0.03822	136	109	25	2
5181	I kept this house for last. This mansion even has a mini golf course on it's front yard.	1.2132	0.03822	136	109	25	2
5182	I know it's expensive, but it's a great location. There's only a small chance of the ball making it through the hole, and your neighbors are just fantastic!	1.2132	0.03822	136	109	25	2
5183	You were Double Dutch champions as kids? Then this is the perfect house for you!	1.2132	0.03676	136	108	27	1
5184	I'll agree; solar is nice and quiet, but think of our cloudy and rainy days.	1.2132	0.04355	136	113	17	6
5185	Of course, you’d have to share a walkway.	1.2132	0.04228	136	112	19	5
5186	You just run in before the windmill arm covers the doorway - sort of like playing miniature golf.	1.2132	0.03962	136	110	23	3
5187	There’s a lot of perks that come with living on a golf course.	1.2131	0.04234	122	99	20	3
5188	Furniture conveys and the appliances are above par.	1.2131	0.04234	122	99	20	3
5189	The previous owners said that the golf balls didn't come through the front door more than once or twice a week.	1.2130	0.04753	108	89	15	4
5190	This is a par 3. The next one has a water hazard.	1.2130	0.04567	108	88	17	3
5191	You’ll be pleased to hear that the HOA fee includes full use of the water trap.	1.2130	0.04373	108	87	19	2
5192	How good are you at miniature golf?	1.2128	0.04002	141	115	22	4
5193	Admittedly, it’s a radical new technology for air conditioning.	1.2128	0.04002	141	115	22	4
5194	It's like having your own round-the-clock golf channel!	1.2128	0.04365	141	118	16	7
5195	It's accessable with one caveat.	1.2128	0.04002	141	115	22	4
5196	However, there is a monthly wind charge.	1.2128	0.04248	141	117	18	6
5197	I thought we made it clear that we wanted a centrally located windmill with three bedrooms, three bathrooms, and NO elephants	1.2128	0.03873	141	114	24	3
5198	Lilliputt is an exclusive private mini-golf course community. We advise our residents to stay upstairs or go out during peak hours.	1.2126	0.04127	127	103	21	3
5199	It is unusual, but think of all the exercise you'll get!	1.2126	0.04127	127	103	21	3
5200	Does it come with air rights?	1.2126	0.04276	127	104	19	4
5201	Insurance will cover any hazards over par.	1.2124	0.04436	113	92	18	3
5202	There's a right of way, but after six you can ask them to leave	1.2124	0.04254	113	91	20	2
5203	Sure, you have to be quick getting through the door, but those solar tax credits are expiring soon.	1.2124	0.04064	113	90	22	1
5204	With “Holland Sun” youre in a wind, wind, situation!	1.2123	0.04260	146	122	17	7
5205	If you don’t mind the clubbing it’s a great neighborhood	1.2123	0.03664	146	117	27	2
5206	Now that you mention it, this room is available.	1.2123	0.03791	146	118	25	3
5207	I think you'll come to appreciate the ground level open floor plan.	1.2123	0.03913	146	119	23	4
5208	The safety of this house comes and goes.	1.2123	0.04369	146	123	15	8
5209	Your own unique Door Dash is another feature of this heritage property.	1.2121	0.04169	132	108	20	4
5210	It'll require some imagination.	1.2121	0.04028	132	107	22	3
5211	I'm thinking resale might be an issue.	1.2121	0.04567	132	111	14	7
5212	You'll love this place! No ands, ifs or putt putts!	1.2121	0.04306	132	109	18	5
5213	If you like clubbing, then this is the perfect neighborhood for you!	1.2121	0.04306	132	109	18	5
5214	And when the recession hits, you can crawl into your hole and dwell on your losses.	1.2121	0.04306	132	109	18	5
5215	Well, it's true that your insurance premiums may go up a tad, but it's priced to sell!	1.2121	0.03730	132	105	26	1
5216	This new Democrat version of the wall, will let anyone though who can get past the fan blades.	1.2121	0.04306	132	109	18	5
5217	This house right on this golf course will be perfect for a small family like yours!	1.2121	0.04169	132	108	20	4
5218	It's looking cloudy with a chance of golf balls.	1.2121	0.04306	132	109	18	5
5219	Enjoy your new home. Just be on the lookout for 400 lb. golf balls!	1.2121	0.05030	99	82	13	4
5220	The price includes Country Club membership	1.2121	0.04169	132	108	20	4
5221	... and the 19th hole is right next door!	1.2119	0.04144	118	95	21	2
5222	Hi! Do you have time to learn about Jesus Christ, our lord and saviour?!	1.2119	0.04315	118	96	19	3
5223	Time to put some roots down and stop chasing wind mills.	1.2119	0.04315	118	96	19	3
5224	Just think--your jealous neighbors will have to putt-putt or shut up.	1.2119	0.04638	118	98	15	5
5225	You'd have to be a complete putz not to make an offer.	1.2119	0.04144	118	95	21	2
5226	Full disclosure... there may be an elephant blowing in the wind here.	1.2119	0.04315	118	96	19	3
5227	The neighborhood is well-kept. Someone is always puttering around.	1.2119	0.04315	118	96	19	3
5228	You never have to get up to let the dog out.	1.2119	0.03965	118	94	23	1
5229	Oh, come on Bob! You always said you wanted an adventure!	1.2119	0.03965	118	94	23	1
5230	I'm telling you folks, you'll want to get in on the front end of this giant golf craze.	1.2117	0.04326	137	114	17	6
5231	No, I don’t know why there is a hole in this cartoon, but there it is.	1.2117	0.04448	137	115	15	7
5232	Talk about high tech -- When the wind dies down, it uses solar power to move the windmill.	1.2117	0.04200	137	113	19	5
5233	As long as you vacate the house during daylight hours, and when the drunk teenagers are around at night, you should be fine.	1.2117	0.03936	137	111	23	3
5234	Naturally, the property taxes would reflect any sums raised by the resale of found golf balls.	1.2117	0.03797	137	110	25	2
5235	The price has been greatly reduced because of the occasional giant golf balls rolling through.	1.2117	0.04448	137	115	15	7
5236	Just be sure you get out of the way when a ball comes through.	1.2117	0.04070	137	112	21	4
5237	If you’re a mini golf fan, you’re going to love this listing...	1.2117	0.03936	137	111	23	3
5238	Well, I think a few golf balls in the dining room are a small cost for 'seeing the elephant'.	1.2115	0.04668	104	85	16	3
5239	It's appraised at Par 3, but it's a bull market.	1.2114	0.04358	123	101	18	4
5240	Sure it's a bit drafty, but it'll pay for itself in energy bill savings.	1.2114	0.04203	123	100	20	3
5241	I promise you that one fine day you'll wake up, look each other in the eye and wonder:"How in the world were we lucky enough to end up on the the 6th hole of the biggest putt putt corse in Cedar Rapids, Iowa."	1.2114	0.04795	123	104	12	7
5242	Hans Brinker lives on the next canal, and if you follow the bread crumbs, you'll find the bake shop of Hansel and Gretel."	1.2114	0.04358	123	101	18	4
5243	This place is a real hole in one.	1.2114	0.04203	123	100	20	3
5244	Oh, well, the occasional, painted golf ball will come through the front door.	1.2113	0.03849	142	115	24	3
5245	During the tornado season, you won’t have to worry about the safety of your possessions	1.2113	0.03717	142	114	26	2
5246	Some say it’s mini, but two is about par for the course.	1.2113	0.04100	142	117	20	5
5247	This beautiful property is located conveniently near the snack bar and the men’s restroom. Oh, local public schools? I don’t know about those.	1.2110	0.04529	109	89	17	3
5248	Come back anytime! Open house is from 12 to 1, 2 to 3, 4 to 5...	1.2109	0.03945	128	103	23	2
5249	Yes, it's better than solar power and there are interesting people in the condo association.	1.2109	0.04388	128	106	17	5
5250	That "hole" is the entrance to the basement.	1.2109	0.04246	128	105	19	4
5251	Careful by that final hole - it leads to a different universe.”	1.2109	0.04098	128	104	21	3
5252	And you'll never have to worry about grinding grain or pumping water by hand again.	1.2109	0.04098	128	104	21	3
5253	Great place to live if you're not Don Quixote! Homey, natural air conditioning, open door policy! Mr. Potter, you play golf?	1.2109	0.03945	128	103	23	2
5254	Quickly now! Move to the front by the door!	1.2109	0.03889	147	120	23	4
5255	Actually, it's OK; the people around here are lousy golfers.	1.2105	0.04001	133	108	22	3
5256	While offering small town charm, it does come with a rather large teenage problem.	1.2105	0.03856	133	107	24	2
5257	What did you expect? The program is called Buying in Holland, not Buying in Hawaii.	1.2105	0.04001	133	108	22	3
5258	Not many play here, but when they do, you'll want to get pretty far away.	1.2105	0.04001	133	108	22	3
5259	The only problems are, when the wind blows hard you can't get in your front door, and at night the elephant bellows, and on Sunday the church bells are extremely loud.	1.2105	0.04408	133	111	16	6
5260	The windjammer fully powers the home and is safe...for an athletic family like yours, entry is under five seconds.	1.2105	0.04141	133	109	20	4
5261	You said you'd consider a fixer-upper.	1.2105	0.04401	114	93	18	3
5262	The putter’s included	1.2105	0.03856	133	107	24	2
5263	This is the Szalinski model; energy efficient, on the golf course.	1.2105	0.03856	133	107	24	2
5264	Word in the neighborhood is what goes round ,comes around	1.2105	0.04574	114	94	16	4
5265	The previous owner was a bit of an eccentric, and he left to dig his way to China."	1.2105	0.04740	114	95	14	5
5266	Yes, the asking price does seem a bit low....	1.2105	0.04001	133	108	22	3
5267	Once I got wind of these utilitarian models,I thought of you.	1.2105	0.04001	133	108	22	3
5268	It's rent controlled and now Quixote free!	1.2105	0.04276	133	110	18	5
5269	Between you and me, I'd go ahead and take out hole in one insurance for this one.	1.2105	0.04001	133	108	22	3
5270	It's a hobby farm, as long as golf is your hobby.	1.2105	0.04901	114	96	12	6
5271	The windmill comes with 3 speeds, so you control difficulty of entry. You can request an allowance to fill the hole, if it's not your taste.	1.2105	0.03807	152	124	24	4
5272	I’m sorry, but this is really the only place with a ballroom you can afford.	1.2102	0.03504	157	126	29	2
5273	You can't lowball me here. This is a mini golf course!	1.2102	0.03942	157	130	21	6
5274	Oh.... you said you wanted a MINI Golf course?	1.2101	0.04043	138	113	21	4
5275	It needs some updating, but a classic par 2 on the water hazard? Go in above listing.	1.2101	0.04297	138	115	17	6
5276	And the Quixote Penthouse features 2nd-storey views of Pachy-Wacky World to the west.	1.2101	0.04172	138	114	19	5
5277	House Hunters: Holland plays well with our American audience.	1.2101	0.03772	138	111	25	2
5278	This setting offers many unique home sites, and the Jack Nicklaus Signature Course features unforgettable hazards.	1.2101	0.04043	138	113	21	4
5279	The side window is the only safe way.	1.2101	0.04282	119	97	19	3
5280	I was hoping we could remove the sand traps.	1.2101	0.04755	119	100	13	6
5281	So if can just get through this Feng Shui thing, I can see you two settled in this little Dutch Colonial on the the 14th green.	1.2101	0.04282	119	97	19	3
5282	quixotic mulligans allowed	1.2100	0.04777	100	82	15	3
5283	Challenging? Perhaps not. Ego-enhancing? Big time.	1.2099	0.03760	162	133	24	5
5284	It comes with a beautiful view of the 13th fairway.	1.2098	0.03825	143	116	24	3
5285	Don’t worry, the house is fully powered by hot wind. You are Trump supporters, right?	1.2098	0.04193	143	119	18	6
5286	Plus, the local schools are fantastic.	1.2098	0.03951	143	117	22	4
5287	If you can put up with an occsional golf ball rolling through the hallway, I can let you have it for a good price.	1.2098	0.03951	143	117	22	4
5288	This neighborhood is on the rise - a new snow cone stand is going in soon.	1.2097	0.04172	124	101	20	3
5289	This was the model so you can have it for a breeze!	1.2097	0.03671	124	98	26	0
5290	Our former defensive coach used to live here.	1.2097	0.04326	124	102	18	4
5291	Tempting as it may be, don't try to run out, you'll fall in that hole and startle the elephant.	1.2097	0.04620	124	104	14	6
5292	Most buyers are intimidated by the double-dutch model.	1.2097	0.04172	124	101	20	3
5293	The fairway location is only a problem during the larger birthday parties.	1.2097	0.04620	124	104	14	6
5294	Your offer is right on par”.	1.2097	0.04475	124	103	16	5
5295	It comes with a time released burglar alarm system.	1.2097	0.04326	124	102	18	4
5296	Yes, the current owners love golf and believe in climate change.	1.2095	0.04214	105	84	20	1
5297	Candidly, it was designed for a miniature golf course, but the contractor was determined to get into the Guinness World Book of Records.	1.2095	0.04214	105	84	20	1
5298	The sellers are very motivated. They got dizzy.	1.2095	0.03620	148	119	27	2
5299	Yes; but it comes with all access to the entire miniature golf course!	1.2093	0.03918	129	104	23	2
5300	It's the latest in Wind Power Turbine homes.	1.2093	0.04216	129	106	19	4
5301	Your children must be at least 4 feet tall to take a ride.	1.2093	0.04216	129	106	19	4
5302	Believe me, I get it. But do we really need to be this visible about our energy efficiency?	1.2093	0.03918	129	104	23	2
5303	'Par is $300,000.'	1.2093	0.03918	129	104	23	2
5304	Take it for a spin. I’m sure you will love it.	1.2093	0.04494	129	108	15	6
5305	The Millers were its former tenant.	1.2091	0.04674	110	91	15	4
5306	You do have to watch out for a really big golf ball.	1.2091	0.04104	110	88	21	1
5307	OK, this is my final offer: if you purchase the windmill, you can keep all the golf balls that make it through the front door!	1.2090	0.03830	134	108	24	2
5308	The neighborhood is just full of families.	1.2090	0.03974	134	109	22	3
5309	A lot with THE view of this dramatic Putt-Putt hole is priceless.	1.2090	0.03974	134	109	22	3
5310	No one has seen the giant since the bean stalk incident.	1.2090	0.04113	134	110	20	4
5311	and , the phrase "going dutch" originated on this very spot.	1.2090	0.03974	134	109	22	3
5312	Where else can you get a variable home mortgage where the rate goes down with every hole in one.	1.2090	0.03830	134	108	24	2
5313	I don’t care how you try to spin it, earth-friendly energy is going extinct!	1.2090	0.04247	134	111	18	5
5314	All except for Don, the neighbors are great!	1.2090	0.04627	134	114	12	8
5315	It’s an affordable alternative to oceanfront.	1.2090	0.04113	134	110	20	4
5316	Guaranteed to keep the Elephant out of the room"	1.2087	0.04188	115	93	20	2
5317	Nothing to worry about, Bob is a gentle giant.	1.2086	0.03748	139	112	25	2
5318	Really? Most people like the 'Trump' at the top.	1.2086	0.04017	139	114	21	4
5319	The utility is suing you for unfair competition.	1.2086	0.04268	139	116	17	6
5320	Perfect? Scaffolding on the roof and windows. We won't be able to sleep in Sunday mornings. And I bet you didn't even see the "elephant in the room."	1.2086	0.04145	139	115	19	5
5321	Congrats! You're approved for a bank loan and bank shot.	1.2086	0.04145	139	115	19	5
5322	Unorthodox, I know; but they do keep large animals from wandering in.	1.2086	0.04017	139	114	21	4
5323	Now the elephant's out of the room, let's talk about something else.	1.2083	0.04568	120	100	15	5
5324	_And the alternate energy tax credits can help with the mortgage payments!	1.2083	0.04412	120	99	17	4
5325	Welcome to Oxymoron Estates!	1.2083	0.04250	120	98	19	3
5326	The owners won't fix that hole, so we can knock 20 grand off our offer.	1.2083	0.03396	144	114	30	0
5327	How about we drop down to the castle?	1.2083	0.04250	120	98	19	3
5328	It’s the ultimate ceiling fan AND all the electricity you’ll ever need!	1.2083	0.03671	144	116	26	2
5329	You’ll love your negative power bill.	1.2083	0.04082	120	97	21	2
5330	Instead of tilting at windmills just buy one.	1.2083	0.04412	120	99	17	4
5331	You got alot of balls buying this house!	1.2083	0.04865	120	102	11	7
5332	It was built from a do-it-yourself kit by a surgeon. It's a bargain for a little house next to a church in a Republican neighborhood...and it can be fixed.	1.2083	0.04568	120	100	15	5
5333	We request a balloon payment and prefer bright colors.	1.2083	0.04250	120	98	19	3
5334	I will put in the contract that a golf ball is only allowed to come through here once a week	1.2083	0.04048	144	119	20	5
5335	Now this here is a hole in one! But seriously, it’s got one room and there’s no door...	1.2083	0.04412	120	99	17	4
5336	I recommend you install a door.	1.2081	0.03958	149	123	21	5
5337	Good point but the door actually opens and closes on a built-in timer.	1.2080	0.04295	125	103	18	4
5338	It's really the ultimate in roll-in,roll-out convenience.	1.2080	0.03983	125	101	22	2
5339	The only downside is the giant golf balls ...	1.2080	0.04295	125	103	18	4
5340	This is the most sought after prime windmill real estate in the area....	1.2080	0.04142	125	102	20	3
5341	We were going for a miniature golf park, but the builder wanted to make a statement.	1.2080	0.04142	125	102	20	3
5342	Trying to get in can feel like tilting at windmills	1.2080	0.04142	125	102	20	3
5343	And each house comes with it's own set of putters and balls.	1.2080	0.03983	125	101	22	2
5344	The good news is that passing gas goes unnoticed!	1.2080	0.03818	125	100	24	1
5345	I'm telling you, if you're looking for a property to increase in value, this is your best option. You're literally standing on green!	1.2080	0.04295	125	103	18	4
5346	Sure there are obstacles, but I’m sure you could swing the mortgage.	1.2080	0.04443	125	104	16	5
5347	We'll have to move quickly, the elephant is not in the room.	1.2080	0.04443	125	104	16	5
5348	Before we enter, how good are you at jump rope?	1.2078	0.03648	154	125	26	3
5349	The bad news is that since this is your dream house I can only sell you dream insurance.	1.2078	0.03529	154	124	28	2
5350	There are some issues with the entryway, sure, but you won't find a starter home with more features.	1.2077	0.03735	130	104	25	1
5351	On the plus side, you get a free game for every hole-in-one.	1.2077	0.04042	130	106	21	3
5352	Whoosh you be interested in this house?	1.2077	0.04042	130	106	21	3
5353	To tell the truth, it's so cheap because the windmill never worked	1.2077	0.04042	130	106	21	3
5354	When you hear the price,you'll be blown away.	1.2077	0.04327	130	108	17	5
5355	The only thing miniature about us is our pricing.	1.2077	0.04186	130	107	19	4
5356	Beware of the golf balls.	1.2077	0.03891	130	105	23	2
5357	If we time it right, I think I can put you in this Olde Dutch style cottage right here.	1.2075	0.03687	159	130	25	4
5358	I'm sorry, this property is temporarily off the market while the president demonstrates how "The Wall" will work.	1.2074	0.04219	135	112	18	5
5359	This one's going to blow you away!	1.2074	0.04219	135	112	18	5
5360	You not only get this windmill, but we'll throw in the Church, too.	1.2074	0.04219	135	112	18	5
5361	And it will never turn into a white elephant.	1.2074	0.03805	135	109	24	2
5362	I know your hearts were set on a Dutch Colonial. But this listing has far more charm and no soffit issues.	1.2074	0.04219	135	112	18	5
5363	It's a beautiful property.......just step to the sides when the golf ball comes through	1.2074	0.04219	135	112	18	5
5364	“It’s a tough putt but timing is everything.”	1.2074	0.04085	135	111	20	4
5365	Yes, you may experience the occasional wind problem, but living below the 9th hole is treacherous.	1.2074	0.03948	135	110	22	3
5366	It's great for your timing skills	1.2074	0.03948	135	110	22	3
5367	The golf schools in the area are great.	1.2074	0.04085	135	111	20	4
5368	That's right, there is no A.C on the inside, but you have it big time on the outside.	1.2072	0.04976	111	94	11	6
5369	If it doesn't hit you, you could win.	1.2071	0.03724	140	113	25	2
5370	Once you repair the hole in the lawn, your curb appeal will be much better than the loop-de-loop.	1.2071	0.04118	140	116	19	5
5371	This is a breezy unique charmer of a property, it’s a repurposed location with a great view of a dinosaur.	1.2071	0.04241	140	117	17	6
5372	AND....the designer was Sancho Ponza at Quijote, Inc.!	1.2071	0.04118	140	116	19	5
5373	It's designed for people who love Elephants but don't want them as indoor pets.	1.2071	0.03991	140	115	21	4
5374	Mini Golf Course living is great, but the balls are quite large so be careful.	1.2071	0.03724	140	113	25	2
5375	It's the prime property in the miniature golf community.	1.2071	0.03724	140	113	25	2
5376	No-maintenance landscaping, terrific third-floor views, and whole-house ventilation. Any questions?	1.2071	0.03860	140	114	23	3
5377	There's a hole lot to love here!	1.2069	0.03971	116	93	22	1
5378	Best way to keep the elephants out...and saves on energy costs!	1.2069	0.04332	116	95	18	3
5379	It's a perfect combination of the old and the new: a quaint windmill providing eco-friendly, sustainable energy!	1.2069	0.04155	116	94	20	2
5380	Regarding your concern, this is the hole that would fix that problem.	1.2069	0.03376	145	115	30	0
5381	It gives the song Windmills of Your Mind a whole new meaning.	1.2069	0.04254	145	122	16	7
5382	And so basically you can either send the golf ball back out or just keep it. Determines their mood for the rest of the day, it really is incredible.	1.2069	0.04502	116	96	16	4
5383	Classic Wind Turbin environmentally friendly Home you will ever Find !	1.2069	0.03648	145	117	26	2
5384	I can see you two love a challenge. Here's a hint - the easiest way in involves dancing Gangnum-style.	1.2069	0.04502	116	96	16	4
5385	Your variable rate mortgage was approved.	1.2069	0.03971	116	93	22	1
5386	You’ll have a ball with this home.	1.2069	0.03902	145	119	22	4
5387	Our best spin is on Sunday morning.	1.2069	0.04140	145	121	18	6
5388	Sadly, a course pass is not included in the HOA fees.	1.2066	0.04052	121	98	21	2
5389	It's got great schools, nice neighbors, golf at front door, low maintenance yard, lifetime free energy and it's a buyers market!	1.2066	0.04052	121	98	21	2
5390	The last occupant sold it for peanuts	1.2066	0.04378	121	100	17	4
5391	Face it, Elephant and Castle is declasse. People want local chapels, not tabernacles. Windmills are the future.	1.2066	0.04218	121	99	19	3
5392	The only drawback to this property is exiting and entering on a windy day.	1.2066	0.04533	121	101	15	5
5393	The big'uns still use it for miniature golf. That's why it's so cheap.	1.2066	0.04218	121	99	19	3
5394	Aside from some obvious safety concerns, I think the house has great value and will be loads of fun.	1.2066	0.04052	121	98	21	2
5395	Yes, the blades will never turn, but this WAS the model home.	1.2066	0.04218	121	99	19	3
5396	And in addition to the renewable energy, there's a plastic recycling receptacle just outside the front door.	1.2066	0.04218	121	99	19	3
5397	Frankly, it's a renter's dream.	1.2066	0.04682	121	102	13	6
5398	It's really a bargain, but you have to watch out for the little white ball.	1.2066	0.04378	121	100	17	4
5399	It's got a fantastic front door that'll keep you on your toes.	1.2066	0.04052	121	98	21	2
5400	Mr & Mrs Escher, I will let the owner know that you will take the house as is.	1.2065	0.03627	155	126	26	3
5401	Frankly, you may have downsized a bit too small.	1.2063	0.04112	126	103	20	3
5402	If you buy this house you can also practice your putting !	1.2063	0.04112	126	103	20	3
5403	Nothing Trump is mini.	1.2063	0.04264	126	104	18	4
5404	Ideal for a family, it also has no electric bill.	1.2063	0.03791	126	101	24	1
5405	You won't need air conditioning.	1.2063	0.03791	126	101	24	1
5406	No, we do not allow wind farms nearby,	1.2063	0.04410	126	105	16	5
5407	It's a waterfront apartment, conveniently located near the hazard on 15	1.2061	0.04014	131	107	21	3
5408	Around the corner, neighbors enter their house by dodging a real elephant's swinging truck.	1.2061	0.04157	131	108	19	4
5409	We can fix it!	1.2061	0.04296	131	109	17	5
5410	' And it's authorized for handicap purposes'	1.2061	0.04014	131	107	21	3
5411	And energy efficient thanks to wind power? Why yes, why do you ask?	1.2061	0.04157	131	108	19	4
5412	It’s got a great location, just ignore the occasional white ball that rolls through.	1.2061	0.03710	131	105	25	1
5413	Just think about how cheap your electricity bill be!	1.2061	0.04014	131	107	21	3
5414	Oh, you'll be living the life, here on the 18th green!	1.2061	0.04157	131	108	19	4
5415	We never realized assisted living was this handicapped.	1.2059	0.04190	136	113	18	5
5416	Just as mentioned in the listing, the front yard has a view that’s to die for!	1.2059	0.03780	136	110	24	2
5417	This home here has some great features, including free energy!	1.2059	0.04318	136	114	16	6
5418	. . . and a daily portion of grist included in the purchase price! !	1.2059	0.03780	136	110	24	2
5419	It's carbon-neutral and in fact it will generate an income that will be significant. You just have to let some people play through on occasion."	1.2059	0.04190	136	113	18	5
5420	It gives you green energy and comes with life insurance.	1.2059	0.03922	136	111	22	3
5421	The neighborhood is quite safe. There hasn't been a tilting in these parts for thirty years..	1.2059	0.04058	136	112	20	4
5422	He is a motivated seller, but he has big balls.	1.2059	0.04190	136	113	18	5
5423	You just have to run in quick before it hits you.	1.2057	0.03701	141	114	25	2
5424	I hear you're looking to invest in something renewable.	1.2056	0.04550	107	88	16	3
5425	I thought it was a great offer, but they said you’re joisting at windmills.	1.2055	0.03355	146	116	30	0
5426	I know the entrance is problematic, but if you time it right, you catch the market tilting down.	1.2055	0.03998	146	121	20	5
5427	You do have to beware of the golf balls coming through.	1.2055	0.03878	146	120	22	4
5428	Not only will you be off the grid, but so will all your neighbors.	1.2055	0.03493	146	117	28	1
5429	So, are we ready to slay these future clean energy giants?	1.2055	0.03754	146	119	24	3
5430	The seller says you can have as many clean Titleists as you want.	1.2054	0.03834	112	89	23	0
5431	" This little number is a favorite here at Putt-Putt Estates."	1.2054	0.04419	112	92	17	3
5432	If you can look past the sink hole, I believe we can get this Dutch Modern beauty for a song.	1.2054	0.04597	112	93	15	4
5433	And you have incomparable views of the golf course.	1.2054	0.04597	112	93	15	4
5434	Elephants are wary of moving objects so a wimdmill house makes perfect sense Because they’ll not be bothering you as long as the wind blows.	1.2054	0.04597	112	93	15	4
5435	When you decide which way the wind blows, give me a yodel.	1.2054	0.04233	112	91	19	2
5436	This house is a bit above your price range, but it's a hole-in-one.	1.2053	0.04130	151	127	17	7
5437	This tiny home is not only right on the golf course, it's also off the grid as well!	1.2051	0.04298	117	96	18	3
5438	Yes strong wind could create a bit of a problem for toddlers, but the modest price in a wonderful neighborhood with free electricity make this a fantastic buy.	1.2051	0.04124	117	95	20	2
5439	Cars? No need! Our retirement community members rely exclusively on mini-golf carts.	1.2051	0.04467	117	97	16	4
5440	Now remember, you have only 15 seconds to open the door and get into the house!	1.2051	0.04298	117	96	18	3
5441	It’s a great school district.	1.2051	0.04467	117	97	16	4
5442	Watch out when the wind blows!	1.2051	0.04124	117	95	20	2
5443	See, the best thing about this property is that it’s great for kids	1.2051	0.04124	117	95	20	2
5444	No seriously, you can keep all the golf balls...	1.2049	0.04022	122	99	21	2
5445	Being window dressing in a miniature golf game for giants has it's advantages, and we offer training and insurance in the event that you get hit by a golf ball.	1.2049	0.04022	122	99	21	2
5446	Golf course views inside and out!..and free golf balls!	1.2049	0.03669	122	97	25	0
5447	This is the par 3 17th. After the next hole I will show you the main house.	1.2049	0.03850	122	98	23	1
5448	And as if all this wasn't enough, the Putt-Putt Homeowner Association Agreement offers half-price rounds on weekdays before noon.	1.2049	0.04790	122	104	11	7
5449	Yes the one next door has a fountain full of chocolate milk.	1.2049	0.03669	122	97	25	0
5450	You may want to buy two; in case you get a hole in one.	1.2047	0.04233	127	105	18	4
5451	Yes, damage by knights on horseback are covered by your insurance policy but with an excess of $100	1.2047	0.03595	127	101	26	0
5452	The commutes a breeze	1.2047	0.04083	127	104	20	3
5453	I agree with you Mr. Fore. This place is not for everyone. However, based on what you've told me about you and your wife's love for miniature golf I think you'll be very happy living here on the fourth hole at Putter's Paradise.	1.2047	0.04378	127	106	16	5
5454	You'll have a ball!	1.2047	0.04519	127	107	14	6
5455	How are the views of the crying children?	1.2047	0.04083	127	104	20	3
5456	It's the best house on the lot with the lowest likely hood of a giant ball rolling in!	1.2047	0.04233	127	105	18	4
5457	It's not what you were looking for, but it's got a hole lot of potential.	1.2047	0.03927	127	103	22	2
5458	If you do decide to accept the offer, we're going to want to make sure that we reserve any wind rights when you sell.	1.2047	0.03764	127	102	24	1
5459	Welcome to miniature golf heaven where golf isn't so miniature.	1.2047	0.04233	127	105	18	4
5460	It comes with its own putting green.	1.2047	0.04083	127	104	20	3
5461	It's the most coveted domicile on the giant miniature golf course.	1.2047	0.03927	127	103	22	2
5462	The sellers are very motivated. The only downside is you may get golf balls rolling through your living room.	1.2047	0.04083	127	104	20	3
5463	It’s a cute little place, but be careful: a big, dimpled ball rolls through periodically.	1.2047	0.04233	127	105	18	4
5464	Its great exercise for those with a do you feel lucky attitude towards life.	1.2045	0.04129	132	109	19	4
5465	As you can see Mr and Mrs Gulliver, an investment in our miniature golf project on Brobdingnag is a great opportunity.	1.2045	0.04129	132	109	19	4
5466	Sure, you have to dodge a few ball, but you can't beat the location.	1.2045	0.04267	132	110	17	5
5467	It you're serious about buying the place the owner says he'll throw an elephant in the room	1.2045	0.03838	132	107	23	2
5468	Are you ballzy, Bob? If you want to owns this house, you need to be ballzy!	1.2045	0.03986	132	108	21	3
5469	Given the tricky lies, the price is par for the course.	1.2045	0.03986	132	108	21	3
5470	The air conditioning comes free!	1.2045	0.03986	132	108	21	3
5471	Imagine wowing your friends with the latest in total energy independence	1.2045	0.03986	132	108	21	3
5472	Well, that's the house, mind if we go Dutch for dinner?	1.2045	0.04129	132	109	19	4
5473	I'll bet you've never seen a fully-functioning windmill on any of those tiny houses on HGTV.	1.2045	0.04267	132	110	17	5
5474	Just put an outhouse over it and you have an additional half bath.	1.2045	0.03685	132	106	25	1
5475	Your new entrance will move you like no other.	1.2044	0.04162	137	114	18	5
5476	So, as you can see here, the exterior was damaged last summer by golf ball sized hail...	1.2044	0.04031	137	113	20	4
5477	It's the latest concept in air bed-n-breakfasts.	1.2044	0.03755	137	111	24	2
5478	This one is nicer than the castle on the green on the 17th hole	1.2044	0.03755	137	111	24	2
5479	It's a very safe community. The only dangers, to speak of, are when the miniature golf course is open. I then suggest you stay on the second floor.	1.2042	0.03811	142	116	23	3
5480	Sure, i know you want to be green minded; but solar is so passe these days. One word: Windpower. Windpower is the future.	1.2042	0.04065	142	118	19	5
5481	Luckily for you guys, none of these giants are real golfers	1.2042	0.03940	142	117	21	4
5482	But how’s the reception	1.2042	0.04065	142	118	19	5
5483	You just have to be careful going in or out when the wind is blowing.	1.2041	0.03973	147	122	20	5
5484	And talk about close to the golf course. This windmill is right on the green.	1.2038	0.03585	157	128	26	3
5485	As you see, the term "miniature golf" no longer applies.	1.2037	0.04315	108	88	18	2
5486	It’s a smart home, equipped with the latest hurrican warning technology.	1.2037	0.04699	108	90	14	4
5487	Keeps away nosy neighbors.	1.2037	0.04110	108	87	20	1
5488	It really is perfect, you just have to make sure you don't fall into the hole when you run out the front door.	1.2035	0.04383	113	93	17	3
5489	We are 100% off the Grid.	1.2034	0.04092	118	96	20	2
5490	The title of your new home is written on a Titleist …….	1.2033	0.04313	123	102	17	4
5491	Rent free if you kick the balls back	1.2033	0.03822	123	99	23	1
5492	The architect was inspired by society's current problems.	1.2033	0.04465	123	103	15	5
5493	We are going to have to raise the building to let it spin,	1.2033	0.04465	123	103	15	5
5494	It may not have a toilet, but you’ll be at the forefront of wind-energy technology!	1.2033	0.04156	123	101	19	3
5495	It even doubles as a fire pit in the winter.	1.2031	0.03738	128	103	24	1
5496	And, there's Central Air Conditioning at no Monthly cost	1.2031	0.04054	128	105	20	3
5497	It's completly safe in the off season but you'll want to winterize.	1.2031	0.04054	128	105	20	3
5498	We have asked, but the little mouse insists that the "clip-clippety-clop" just isn't the same without his clogs.	1.2031	0.04054	128	105	20	3
5499	And what you'll save in energy!	1.2031	0.04203	128	106	18	4
5500	Just wait until you step inside and see the stunning view of the ball washer.	1.2031	0.04347	128	107	16	5
5501	Wind power is really taking off. Get in on the ground floor now and generate electricity for yourselves and all your neighbours.	1.2031	0.04054	128	105	20	3
5502	You've heard of B&B, right? This is B&M, "bed and mill." Put in a hot tub and you'll have to beat the farmers off with a stick!	1.2031	0.04203	128	106	18	4
5503	Thanks for choosing our vacation family package: golf community.	1.2031	0.03899	128	104	22	2
5504	And you won't have to chase these anymore, Don!	1.2031	0.04203	128	106	18	4
5505	Wait til you see the clown's face.	1.2030	0.03959	133	109	21	3
5506	Burglaries are down by 50%!”	1.2030	0.04369	133	112	15	6
5507	It's an amusing little cottage that keeps you on the ball!	1.2030	0.03959	133	109	21	3
5508	You May experience a few side effects.	1.2030	0.03660	133	107	25	1
5509	It’s a bit over budget, but think what you’ll save on utility bills !	1.2030	0.04100	133	110	19	4
5510	Yes, the windmill works and there are two escape rooms.	1.2030	0.04237	133	111	17	5
5511	The blades do cost extra.	1.2030	0.03959	133	109	21	3
5512	You realize all the bird-watchers will be up in arms over this size of Wind Farm?	1.2030	0.04100	133	110	19	4
5513	Yes, I know we advertised a house right on the golf course. What's the problem? It's not a white elephant.	1.2030	0.04100	133	110	19	4
5514	It's something new called Maxiature Golf	1.2029	0.04005	138	114	20	4
5515	I guarantee it's the safest home close to the fairway.	1.2029	0.04005	138	114	20	4
5516	‘’You’’ll have the best of both worlds - downsizing and living in golf course community.” Submitted by Mark Sappir, Lower Gwynedd, PA.	1.2029	0.03731	138	112	24	2
5517	Since the giants don't play here any longer, you can install a normal door and fill in the hole.	1.2029	0.04005	138	114	20	4
5518	The golfers really won't bother you that much.	1.2029	0.03587	138	111	26	1
5519	It’s old fashion, but it’s air-conditioning	1.2029	0.03870	138	113	22	3
5520	This our old model. No oil No solar. Just wind.	1.2028	0.03915	143	118	21	4
5521	Look at the bright side, the floor-to-ceiling air circulation is out of this world!	1.2027	0.03452	148	119	28	1
5522	let's talk about the real elephant in the room. no, that isn't a functioning hot tub	1.2027	0.03948	148	123	20	5
5523	It's a new "concept" design for gated communities.	1.2026	0.03974	153	128	19	6
5524	Do either one of you have life insurance? The next hole has a shark.	1.2026	0.03634	153	125	25	3
5525	Your kids'll love "Gulliver's Estates"!!!	1.2019	0.04185	104	84	19	1
5526	It does qualify for a discount on your homeowner’s insurance	1.2019	0.04185	104	84	19	1
5527	This is the Don Quixote penthouse, with exclusive rooftop terrace.	1.2018	0.04076	109	88	20	1
5528	Think of it as a reverse speed-bump.	1.2018	0.04660	109	91	14	4
5529	Hurry, it’s almost closing time!	1.2018	0.04076	109	88	20	1
5530	You should close on this property today - it’s a hole in one. I heard open floor plans are a must have for 2019.	1.2018	0.04349	114	94	17	3
5531	When we said on the 18th hole this isn’t quite what we had in mind.	1.2018	0.03976	114	92	21	1
5532	Great neighborhood. Only downside is the massive flying golf balls.	1.2018	0.03775	114	91	23	0
5533	Plus, you'll save a ton on energy costs!	1.2017	0.04061	119	97	20	2
5534	...And in addition, the monthly electrical bill is quite reasonable.	1.2017	0.04061	119	97	20	2
5535	I’m afraid your policy does not cover sprinkler related flooding.	1.2017	0.04061	119	97	20	2
5536	You can't beat the location--faces the ninth hole of hottest golf course in town.	1.2017	0.04711	119	101	12	6
5537	Included are sixty wonderful neighbors, 600,000 visitors per year, and no fixer-upper expectations.	1.2017	0.04557	119	100	14	5
5538	Obviously, the elephant in the room is the elephant on the back lawn.	1.2017	0.04233	119	98	18	3
5539	Best of all, it's next door to the clown's mouth. Location, location, location.	1.2016	0.04282	124	103	17	4
5540	The clown's head buyers had the same concern--not an issue."	1.2016	0.04578	124	105	13	6
5541	It’s all about location, I can get you on the 18th Green.	1.2016	0.04432	124	104	15	5
5542	You’re going to love you new home! Just think of the money you’ll save on those power bills!	1.2016	0.04282	124	103	17	4
5543	The house helps you find your tempo for life.	1.2016	0.03794	124	100	23	1
5544	I'm not sure about the elephant, but I'm sure that you'll find the air conditioning very satisfactory. Made in Holland, you know.	1.2016	0.04126	124	102	19	3
5545	....and the price is just cuckoo.	1.2016	0.04282	124	103	17	4
5546	Why yes, the yard IS big enough for an elephant.	1.2016	0.04856	124	107	9	8
5547	I know this one makes you angry Robert, but it's the only one in your price range.	1.2016	0.04026	129	106	20	3
5548	best curb appeal you'll find for the price	1.2016	0.03713	129	104	24	1
5549	And if you decide to buy instead of rent, this property throws off a 5% cash flow from greens fees.	1.2016	0.04026	129	106	20	3
5550	Now I know an en suite was on your list, but consider the walkability here.	1.2016	0.04316	129	108	16	5
5551	By the way...people might drop by during business hours	1.2016	0.04026	129	106	20	3
5552	If you buy here in MinGolf City, you have to be careful of the obstacles.	1.2016	0.04026	129	106	20	3
5553	We were out of picket fences.	1.2016	0.03546	129	103	26	0
5554	Think of it as “Savings for a windy day ..”	1.2016	0.03872	129	105	22	2
5555	The architect was inspired by the golf courses he used to play at as a kid...	1.2016	0.04316	129	108	16	5
5556	This one is perfect for traveling salesman, but best be on your guard when the wind is strong.	1.2016	0.03872	129	105	22	2
5557	It does bring a certain charm to the neighborhood.	1.2016	0.04026	129	106	20	3
5558	You'll never need Roto Rooter. A couple of balls and the entire system is cleaned out.	1.2015	0.03932	134	110	21	3
5559	Whatever you do, mind the elephant.	1.2015	0.04073	134	111	19	4
5560	...and this wind turbine will completely power your house cleanly and efficiently...	1.2015	0.03636	134	108	25	1
5561	In case of a fire, the Means of Egress is a little tricky.	1.2015	0.03636	134	108	25	1
5562	With just a bit of remodeling I think we could achieve that post-modern look you’re after.	1.2015	0.03787	134	109	23	2
5563	I'm sure the owners simply forgot to turn off the blades - I promise they are VERY motivated to sell.	1.2015	0.04208	134	112	17	5
5564	The realtor ensured the newlywed couple that the freqency in which giant golfballs rolled freely through their new home would not be a problem.	1.2015	0.04208	134	112	17	5
5565	With all the hot air coming our way lately, this is your best choice in energy independence.	1.2015	0.03787	134	109	23	2
5566	Windy season is overrated	1.2015	0.04208	134	112	17	5
5567	Be very quiet so the elephant doesn't hear you.	1.2015	0.04339	134	113	15	6
5568	This is how it works: be quiet, stay in the windmill. It'll be fine. Whatever you do, don't let the elephant see you. I'll deliver the briefcase to him. If I'm not back in five minutes, jump down into the hole without me. We'll rendezvous later.	1.2014	0.04107	139	116	18	5
5569	What it lacks in energy efficiency it makes up for in charm.	1.2014	0.03845	139	114	22	3
5570	While we don't insure against golf balls, we've got your catastrophic clubbing covered.	1.2014	0.04107	139	116	18	5
5571	Good question. The sellers own a miniature golf course.	1.2014	0.03845	139	114	22	3
5572	It's only in a really high wind you'd find yourself unable to leave the house for several days, otherwise what's not to love!	1.2014	0.03978	139	115	20	4
5573	I believe this meets all your criteria: off the grid, a white picket fence, leaning Republican, Christian, multi-level, and a designer black hole in case of a scorched earth scenario.	1.2014	0.03845	139	114	22	3
5574	It was when Jack offered them a giant lifestyle at a killer discount, did the Petersons recognized their mistake and came to the realization that they were not interested in a timeshare.	1.2014	0.03845	139	114	22	3
5575	You two will have a ball in this place! Tom Nairn, St. Louis MO	1.2014	0.03890	144	119	21	4
5576	Hey, you’ll save a fortune on your power bills!	1.2013	0.03686	149	122	24	3
5577	It does come with a P.O. Box in Boca!	1.2013	0.03655	159	131	24	4
5578	This green solution perfectly meets your housing needs. And it’s great you’ll let Airbnb play through.	1.2000	0.04286	130	109	16	5
5579	When the coal smoke blots out the sun, you'll be glad you chose this option.	1.2000	0.03846	130	106	22	2
5580	It has a new basement...	1.2000	0.03906	135	111	21	3
5581	It's purely decorative but also virtue signaling.	1.2000	0.04310	135	114	15	6
5582	The comps for the surrounding holes have scaled up too.	1.2000	0.04045	135	112	19	4
5583	It's like the boulder scene from Indiana Jones but with clogs.	1.2000	0.03952	140	116	20	4
5584	This large affordable house hits your target. It features a continuous quiet breeze; a weed-less enclosed yard in which your kids can play; and pristine sand that is strategically situated on the golf.	1.2000	0.03539	150	122	26	2
5585	It's the new Xbox"	1.2000	0.04286	130	109	16	5
5586	At least you get the choice! The next poor couple is gonna be stuck living next door to the clown.	1.2000	0.03820	140	115	22	3
5587	Here at Mini Haven Golf and Retirement Village all our models are replicas of traditional obstacles modified for your comfort and enjoyment."	1.2000	0.04031	120	98	20	2
5588	And this is the Bedminster Miniature Golf Time-Share Condo top of the line -- The Melania.	1.2000	0.04286	130	109	16	5
5589	Sure the locations not perfect, just roll with it.	1.2000	0.04096	125	103	19	3
5590	We need to act fast as this is the last remaining house for sale in the Putt-Putt subdivision.	1.2000	0.03683	140	114	24	2
5591	It’s really a very nice house. You just have to remember to close the door.	1.2000	0.03900	150	125	20	5
5592	It's the romance of the links outside your front door.	1.2000	0.03906	135	111	21	3
5593	The sellers say you could apply for a zoning variance to add a back door.	1.2000	0.04250	125	104	17	4
5594	I think it's the best one we've seen so far, we're just worried it would get drafty.	1.2000	0.03998	130	107	20	3
5595	It's environment friendly!	1.2000	0.03592	125	100	25	0
5596	Once you get into the rhythm, count to ten an run	1.2000	0.03683	140	114	24	2
5597	Think of it. You'll never need to grate cheese again.	1.2000	0.04310	135	114	15	6
5598	It's got great club appeal.	1.2000	0.04031	120	98	20	2
5599	The greenery around here is unreal!	1.2000	0.04096	125	103	19	3
5600	And Bob- I hear that you're big into golf.	1.2000	0.03952	140	116	20	4
5601	I'm afraid Don Quixote doesn't come with it.	1.2000	0.03846	130	106	22	2
5602	It's the Dutch way to get you to the church on time.	1.2000	0.03952	140	116	20	4
5603	The kitchen is great but the location has some downsides	1.2000	0.04244	110	90	18	2
5604	The sellers have removed the elephant from the room."	1.2000	0.04204	140	118	16	6
5605	Included in the deed is 15% of the revenue from Shaquille O'Neal's miniature golf business.	1.2000	0.04495	100	82	16	2
5606	The windmill will not hurt you, I promise.	1.2000	0.03820	140	115	22	3
5607	On the plus side, it is a Zero Net Energy House.	1.2000	0.03524	160	131	26	3
5608	All the advantages of living on a golf course AND free cuts whenever you want to play this hole.	1.2000	0.03762	135	110	23	2
5609	Welcome to Mar-a-Largo Estates!	1.2000	0.04134	115	94	19	2
5610	What elephant? He isn't actually in the room...	1.2000	0.04045	135	112	19	4
5611	This house has a special anti-theft feature: Decapitation of any intruder.	1.2000	0.04134	115	94	19	2
5612	The hole? Imagine it as your future koi pond or wine cave...	1.2000	0.03762	135	110	23	2
5613	If you tilt, you can get through the door just fine!	1.2000	0.03952	140	116	20	4
5614	It's not so bad if you don't mind the giant golf balls.	1.2000	0.03539	150	122	26	2
5615	You should see the look on their faces when you send them back!	1.2000	0.04144	130	108	18	4
5616	It's a steal but you might want to consider large brightly colored rolling golf ball insurance.	1.1987	0.03454	156	127	27	2
5617	You have to be a little bit alert, no one yells "fore!" at this kind of course. But they close at 9:00 so no golf balls will come through after that.	1.1987	0.03761	151	125	22	4
5618	And the elephant can't fit through the door.	1.1986	0.03962	146	122	19	5
5619	Helps if you played a lot of mini-golf!	1.1986	0.03716	146	120	23	3
5620	Well, I'm sorry, but I thought this met your criteria for a tiny home.	1.1986	0.03841	146	121	21	4
5621	The location is beautiful, but I just don't know about the traffic.	1.1986	0.03587	146	119	25	2
5622	Don Q has left the room	1.1986	0.03962	146	122	19	5
5623	It will take a real stroke of luck to sell it.	1.1986	0.03660	141	115	24	2
5624	This house is a real hole in one.	1.1986	0.03927	141	117	20	4
5625	I think you'll appreciate this next property's open concept design.	1.1986	0.03796	141	116	22	3
5626	I say we stay just here: elephants are afraid of windmills and golf.	1.1985	0.03880	136	112	21	3
5627	This is the kind of of wall Jesus would build.	1.1985	0.04406	136	116	13	7
5628	One last thing: you may want to consider adding a Golf Ball rider to your homeowner's insurance policy."	1.1985	0.03880	136	112	21	3
5629	When the course sprinklers flow, you'll feel just like you're living in the Netherlands.	1.1985	0.04151	136	114	17	5
5630	You'll save enough on air conditioning bills to furnish the entire house!	1.1985	0.03662	131	106	24	1
5631	It's just a one bedroom, one bath, but I think you'll find it plays long.	1.1985	0.03819	131	107	22	2
5632	The trick is to put your deposit down when the blade is IN FRONT of the door.	1.1985	0.03819	131	107	22	2
5633	you should be able to avoid your in-laws handicapped 15 or above	1.1985	0.03819	131	107	22	2
5634	What is the fee to tilt?	1.1985	0.04391	131	111	14	6
5635	And it comes with an in-built air-conditioning system!	1.1985	0.03819	131	107	22	2
5636	We can’t find the ball. That’s why it’s up for sale.	1.1985	0.04391	131	111	14	6
5637	Can you believe not one person has bogied this hole ever?	1.1984	0.04219	126	105	17	4
5638	When life itself seems lunatic, who knows where madness lies?	1.1984	0.04219	126	105	17	4
5639	And in the summertime kids love the built in ferris wheel	1.1984	0.04219	126	105	17	4
5640	Trust me-you're gonna want an exercise ball.	1.1984	0.04219	126	105	17	4
5641	The Dutch praise real-estate like this.	1.1984	0.04219	126	105	17	4
5642	It’s one of the more modern houses in the neighborhood.	1.1984	0.03741	126	102	23	1
5643	Yes'm, your policy covers all chivalric medieval knight attacks.	1.1984	0.03907	126	103	21	2
5644	...and you can pay off the mortgage with the water it pumps.	1.1983	0.04001	121	99	20	2
5645	You’ll need to act fast. This is a short sale, and the owner has retained stomping rights.	1.1983	0.03825	121	98	22	1
5646	Your chances of being struck are vanishingly small.	1.1983	0.04169	121	100	18	3
5647	Actually the Property Brothers Renovated this home	1.1983	0.04487	121	102	14	5
5648	Because the blades swing in front of the door and because there are elephants in the neighborhood makes this a very affordable area.	1.1983	0.04331	121	101	16	4
5649	Mr. Quixote is waiting for the government shutdown to end before he can continue to defend the helpless and destroy the wicked.	1.1983	0.04331	121	101	16	4
5650	Lilliputian Development Inc. is pleased to introduce this new Live-on-the-greens opportunity.	1.1983	0.04617	116	98	13	5
5651	I can reduce the price if you're not into grinding your own flour.	1.1983	0.04452	116	97	15	4
5652	When the wind kicks in, I can show you inside of this property. Solar energy is the thing of the past, and we stepped onto the next level.	1.1983	0.04280	116	96	17	3
5653	It's close to good schools. The commute is ideal and it's got an innovative security system.	1.1983	0.03914	116	94	21	1
5654	I know it's a bit under par but......	1.1982	0.04210	111	91	18	2
5655	I’m not sure you two will be able to manage the constant ball jams at Windmill Hole Estates.	1.1981	0.04911	106	90	11	5
5656	Wind power is the coming thing - say goodbye to your electric bill!	1.1975	0.03593	162	134	24	4
5657	Try and keep an open mind. You'll find it wonderfully breezy.	1.1975	0.03373	162	132	28	2
5658	This view’s gonna kick the crap out of Linda’s beachfront.	1.1975	0.03774	157	131	21	5
5659	I'll even throw in bogey insurance for free	1.1973	0.03818	147	122	21	4
5660	You'll never have to flush.	1.1972	0.03497	142	115	26	1
5661	The steep hazard insurance is compensated by its wind-powered energy efficiency.	1.1971	0.04123	137	115	17	5
5662	These new “upscaled” courses are quite the challenge!	1.1971	0.03712	137	112	23	2
5663	On the plus side you get to use the express lane on the bean vine.	1.1971	0.04252	137	116	15	6
5664	It's really a great place to live. Just make sure you're mindful of the hole, and watch out for the ball when they miss.	1.1971	0.04123	137	115	17	5
5665	Dammit, Scott, it's meant to generate conversation WHICH CLEARLY IT HAS	1.1971	0.03854	137	113	21	3
5666	It's cheaper than Ring.	1.1970	0.03475	132	106	26	0
5667	You won't be featured in House Beautiful but will be in Eco Ultimate Design!_	1.1970	0.03793	132	108	22	2
5668	I know it’s a little out of your price range, but it’s got everything you else you are looking for.	1.1970	0.04226	132	111	16	5
5669	Now the downside is that this is the 18th house on the block so any lost balls will not be returned.	1.1969	0.03879	127	104	21	2
5670	We prefer to call our community: a mini-golf life style rather than a resort.	1.1969	0.03879	127	104	21	2
5671	You don't just SAVE money; the power company PAYS you for the electricity you send back to the grid!	1.1969	0.03879	127	104	21	2
5672	Go Dutch for the financing.	1.1969	0.03879	127	104	21	2
5673	It was built in the 90s for “The Quick and the Dead.”	1.1969	0.04336	127	107	15	5
5674	The previous owner was a giant who loved mini-putt	1.1969	0.04336	127	107	15	5
5675	It’s okay that will only be a concern on blustery days	1.1969	0.04037	127	105	19	3
5676	Yes this is our Holland -One model .	1.1969	0.04189	127	106	17	4
5677	Next summer they are looking at adding solar to the community	1.1967	0.04454	122	103	14	5
5678	You'll both love the circulation of the air in this classic hole.	1.1967	0.04138	122	101	18	3
5679	Who told you about the golf balls?	1.1967	0.03971	122	100	20	2
5680	You just have to set up a simple timed schedule to go in and out - easy!	1.1967	0.03971	122	100	20	2
5681	Even greener than solar, and you'll get used to the timing of when to head into and out of the house.	1.1967	0.03971	122	100	20	2
5682	Renewable energy might be dangerous.	1.1967	0.04138	122	101	18	3
5683	Now this one will surely 'putt' a smile on your face!	1.1967	0.04454	122	103	14	5
5684	It comes with wooden shoes	1.1967	0.03971	122	100	20	2
5685	fully air conditioned,24/7 security,and totally eco-friendly. a dream come true,yes?	1.1967	0.03971	122	100	20	2
5686	The mortgage may not miniature	1.1966	0.04417	117	98	15	4
5687	I wonder why the last owners didn't't like it.	1.1966	0.03884	117	95	21	1
5688	Sorry folks the seller won’t go Dutch	1.1966	0.04070	117	96	19	2
5689	You know the old saying? In choosing this particular hole for you, we took in to account your Dutch DNA.	1.1966	0.04247	117	97	17	3
5690	But think how great it will be for your handicap.	1.1966	0.04070	117	96	19	2
5691	Bob was. great sails-man.	1.1966	0.04070	117	96	19	2
5692	This high-concept model home harks back to the miniature golf icon	1.1964	0.04176	112	92	18	2
5693	Thanks to wind power, you'll be surprised at how low your energy bills are.	1.1959	0.03794	148	123	21	4
5694	The price does include utilities and water features	1.1958	0.03614	143	117	24	2
5695	So..what's your opinion on white balls? Your wife refused to answer.	1.1958	0.03748	143	118	22	3
5696	It’s completely wind powered, located in a beautiful neighborhood with rich green expanses and a complete steal at the price. Fully worth any inconvenience caused by the occasional high speed projectile.	1.1958	0.04123	143	121	16	6
5697	Look at it this way - it's a breeze bigger than 500 sq. feet.	1.1958	0.03475	143	116	26	1
5698	Buy one windmill, get one free elephant in your backyard. And don't get me wrong, nothing political.	1.1958	0.04002	143	120	18	5
5699	Look at if this way..... it keeps the children from running around!	1.1957	0.03688	138	113	23	2
5700	Golf is a lot like taxes. You go for the green and wind up in the hole.	1.1957	0.04223	138	117	15	6
5701	With a price like this, it really is a hole in one.	1.1957	0.03829	138	114	21	3
5702	It’s a great investment property with highly advanced renewable energy technology and the housing market is rock solid right now” circa 200	1.1955	0.03916	133	110	20	3
5703	It's got 2 bedrooms, 2 baths, and it's environmentally friendly...	1.1955	0.03767	133	109	22	2
5704	You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take, even the miniature ones.	1.1955	0.04197	133	112	16	5
5705	And it generates enough electricity to power you Tesla.	1.1955	0.04460	133	114	12	7
5706	A great place to sunbathe, it's never windy here.	1.1955	0.04059	133	111	18	4
5707	No remember before we go in or out, you will need to run like hell!	1.1953	0.04159	128	107	17	4
5708	Now this unit is slightly above your stated par	1.1953	0.04008	128	106	19	3
5709	Isn’t it beautiful? So quaint! And the black hole is perfect for when the depression gets really bad...sorry, going through a rough time right now. So anyways what are we thinkin guys?	1.1953	0.04008	128	106	19	3
5710	Do you want to take another look at the clown's nose before you putt in a lowball offer on this hole?	1.1953	0.03689	128	104	23	1
5711	But you must consider that you will save a bundle on power with all the hot air coming out of Washington.	1.1953	0.04445	128	109	13	6
5712	It could really be something with the right touch.	1.1953	0.04008	128	106	19	3
5713	It can be removed, although depending on speed can create quite a breeze.	1.1953	0.04159	128	107	17	4
5714	Let me show you the Hubbard place, it's in the neighborhood.	1.1953	0.04445	128	109	13	6
5715	To be long winded about it, it does beat fossil fuels.	1.1951	0.04420	123	104	14	5
5716	Are you golfers? Because this is the perfect house for golfers.	1.1951	0.04267	123	103	16	4
5717	You just need to run through the front door when it is not covered by the windmill wings	1.1951	0.04568	123	105	12	6
5718	You'll never find another gated community as secure as this one.	1.1949	0.04214	118	98	17	3
5719	Good neighbourhood. Top of the line security system. It’s just the sink holes that turn people off	1.1949	0.04039	118	97	19	2
5720	So, is it gonna be windmill one, two, or three?	1.1949	0.04039	118	97	19	2
5721	I can personally assure you, Mr. Schwackling, that with this world-class facility here you won't just be tilting at your enemies--you'll be crushing them.	1.1949	0.03855	118	96	21	1
5722	It’s a real fixed par upper.	1.1949	0.04214	118	98	17	3
5723	The police believe your daughter may have eloped.	1.1949	0.04383	118	99	15	4
5724	Miniature golfing is optional.	1.1949	0.04039	118	97	19	2
5725	We can insure your new home but the windmill does not qualify as a security system.	1.1948	0.03332	154	125	28	1
5726	The flour garden is beautiful.	1.1947	0.04508	113	95	14	4
5727	You've heard of the Pennsylvania Dutch, well this owner is Dutch...Dutch.	1.1947	0.04142	113	93	18	2
5728	The home is totally energy efficient	1.1947	0.04680	113	96	12	5
5729	And of course you will need to get an insurance rider to cover the occasional giant golf ball.	1.1947	0.04142	113	93	18	2
5730	Disclosures? Well, the visitors don't say "fore", but you'll always hear those pretty colored balls coming.	1.1947	0.04142	113	93	18	2
5731	Yes. Quick beats Ambivalence.	1.1947	0.03947	113	92	20	1
5732	No, I'm afraid the little man at the top of the tower was a fictional construct on the part of Mr. Hitchcock. But if that's a dealbreaker ...	1.1946	0.03771	149	124	21	4
5733	It's conveniently located to the T.	1.1944	0.04254	108	89	17	2
5734	CHARM, you got to listen to me, look at the architecture! This is a very active neighborhood! Golf, Did I Say 'Golf!?	1.1944	0.03591	144	118	24	2
5735	Actually there is a pretty long waitlist for a 3-putt.	1.1944	0.04643	108	91	13	4
5736	And there's even a 15% chance that even those who make it past the Pit will be decapitated!	1.1944	0.03852	144	120	20	4
5737	They're very predictable, actually, but you do have to watch out for this loony Spanish guy.	1.1944	0.04453	108	90	15	3
5738	Trust me... this view of the 18th hole makes it very easy to forget about the maniacal laughing clown upstairs.	1.1944	0.04046	108	88	19	1
5739	New house, new black hole, new elephant pet. Congratulations! and... Do you play golf casually?	1.1944	0.03453	144	117	26	1
5740	Quixote says it's giant, Trump says it's huge.	1.1944	0.03724	144	119	22	3
5741	It's nice, but we were hoping for a pop up feature.	1.1944	0.03852	144	120	20	4
5742	Apparently he had a Napoleon complex.	1.1942	0.03804	139	115	21	3
5743	Sorry, Wind Insurance is not included in your Homeowner's Policy.	1.1942	0.03939	139	116	19	4
5744	It was previously owned by Harrison Ford.	1.1942	0.03804	139	115	21	3
5745	An easy walk to church on Sunday; pet friendly too.	1.1942	0.03664	139	114	23	2
5746	Although unique the power supply is free, & the rent is low because it offsets the Republican cloud statue.	1.1942	0.03939	139	116	19	4
5747	Our new patented front door still needs some adjustment.	1.1942	0.03664	139	114	23	2
5748	This home comes with cathedral ceilings, an open floor plan, wind power to keep your electricity costs down, and is within walking distance to the church, the elephant, and a pretty decent snack bar if you ask me! It's also a steal at $227k!	1.1942	0.04069	139	117	17	5
5749	Yeah, but the amenities.	1.1942	0.03664	139	114	23	2
5750	Sure, it's just a starter home, but it used to be a non-starter.	1.1942	0.04069	139	117	17	5
5751	We'll throw in solar panels for free.	1.1942	0.04069	139	117	17	5
5752	And if the wind stops you have a pool!	1.1940	0.03742	134	110	22	2
5753	So environmentally favorable, even solar cellar are not needed.	1.1940	0.04031	134	112	18	4
5754	These are examples of our newer fencing.	1.1940	0.04031	134	112	18	4
5755	As you can see, there's only a hole in one spot on the property.	1.1940	0.04429	134	115	12	7
5756	I understand, you have to go over all your options. But if you ask me, I think this place is a real hole in one.	1.1939	0.03428	165	136	26	3
5757	what's security like?	1.1938	0.03980	129	107	19	3
5758	Gulliver only plays once a week, so go out on Wednesday’s.	1.1938	0.03980	129	107	19	3
5759	With the slightest breeze you'l generate you own power.	1.1938	0.03980	129	107	19	3
5760	As you can see, the previous owners were really big on minature golf!	1.1938	0.04129	129	108	17	4
5761	Actually it's a time-share - from sunset to sunrise.	1.1938	0.03825	129	106	21	2
5762	Barbie’s Dream House isn’t on the market, but this community hosts lots of fellow golfers.	1.1938	0.03980	129	107	19	3
5763	You don't qualify for this property, but you do qualify for our Lucky Wheel.	1.1938	0.04413	129	110	13	6
5764	Whatever you do, don't acknowledge the elephant.	1.1938	0.03601	160	133	23	4
5765	Now before you say no, it's in a really great schooling district.	1.1935	0.03742	124	101	22	1
5766	It's the epitome of today's upscale vacation lifestyle.	1.1935	0.03742	124	101	22	1
5767	Have I got an insurance plan for you.	1.1935	0.03742	124	101	22	1
5768	Let me tell you about the elephant in the churchyard.	1.1935	0.03913	124	102	20	2
5769	Do we have to worry about old guys on horses?	1.1935	0.04387	124	105	14	5
5770	Now your commute may be a bit more challenging!	1.1935	0.03913	124	102	20	2
5771	Now this is considered a "premium lot"...the windmill house is behind the hole.	1.1935	0.03913	124	102	20	2
5772	No electric bills!	1.1935	0.03742	124	101	22	1
5773	just watch out for blades, balls, and holes	1.1935	0.04387	124	105	14	5
5774	Remember, the house is miniature. The golf balls passing through are regulation size.	1.1933	0.03501	150	123	25	2
5775	It's an outsize metaphor for home ownership. That hole is your mortgage...	1.1933	0.04182	119	99	17	3
5776	So what do you think of the new lay of the land?" 'Well, we'd prefer if you made America small again.	1.1933	0.03826	119	97	21	1
5777	I should warn you, its in “fore!”-closure Ryan Howie, Maple Glen, PA	1.1933	0.04182	119	99	17	3
5778	Welcome to reverse mini golf, please sign the liability forms here	1.1933	0.04008	119	98	19	2
5779	Think of the amusement park possibilities: goofy golf, tilt-a-whirl, the whole 9 yards. And an adjustable white picket fence for the homey look.	1.1933	0.04509	119	101	13	5
5780	Sure I can show you some others, but the blades won't be as fashionable.	1.1933	0.04182	119	99	17	3
5781	No, there’s no meter. We’re still negotiating with ConEdison	1.1933	0.04182	119	99	17	3
5782	Best of all, fan speeds are self-adjusting!	1.1931	0.03828	145	121	20	4
5783	There are no regulations about this becoming an air bnb site.	1.1931	0.04070	145	123	16	6
5784	Not much to it. Curl up in a ball and wear a helmet. Oh, and if some kid pulls out a 3-wood, scramble up the inside of the windmill and hold on for dear life.	1.1931	0.03951	145	122	18	5
5785	this house can be noisy in the wind, but it is very ecologically correct.	1.1931	0.03701	145	120	22	3
5786	If you like this, you’re gonna love the full-sized golf course.	1.1930	0.04294	114	95	16	3
5787	The neighborhood is great. A couple potholes but nothing some concrete can’t fill.”	1.1930	0.03916	114	93	20	1
5788	The neighborhood doesn't seem very safe.	1.1930	0.04294	114	95	16	3
5789	The best combo of modern and traditional—solar panels on a rotating windmill design.	1.1930	0.04294	114	95	16	3
5790	This home only requires one bank.	1.1929	0.03641	140	115	23	2
5791	It can be a hassel getting in and out, but at least you don't need to install an alarm system.	1.1929	0.04167	140	119	15	6
5792	There’s no beach but it’s still a nice bunker.	1.1929	0.03641	140	115	23	2
5793	The rental application is a breeze	1.1929	0.03779	140	116	21	3
5794	Diversity is one of the greatest strength of this neighborhood.	1.1929	0.03641	140	115	23	2
5795	Sale before the wind.	1.1927	0.04219	109	90	17	2
5796	So, you don't think this giant wind mill will be a nuisance?	1.1926	0.03863	135	112	20	3
5797	Last owner was my Dutch uncle … what do say we give it a whirl.	1.1926	0.03565	135	110	24	1
5798	In considering the nostalgic feeling you're looking for, this place is definitely up to par.	1.1926	0.04003	135	113	18	4
5799	Funny you should refer to the house as a "white elephant..."	1.1926	0.03717	135	111	22	2
5800	It's a great place to spend menopause	1.1926	0.04398	135	116	12	7
5801	And try not to call attention to yourselves.	1.1923	0.03798	130	107	21	2
5802	Yes, it is very energy efficient. Just don't keep your breakables on the ground floor.	1.1923	0.03798	130	107	21	2
5803	You might think this Windmill House is a bit of a white elephant, but I can assure you, that's definitely somewhere else.	1.1923	0.04243	130	110	15	5
5804	Is it a bit drafty in here or is it just me?	1.1923	0.03536	156	129	24	3
5805	There IS the pride of living in a home on the National Register, but no, the "whirly things," as you call them, have to stay!	1.1923	0.03294	156	127	28	1
5806	It’s a rave amongst millennials in the City, first month rent free.	1.1923	0.03470	130	105	25	0
5807	This property is golf course adjacent	1.1923	0.03798	130	107	21	2
5808	Poles and ladders	1.1921	0.03480	151	124	25	2
5809	Giant bowling is totally going to replace mini golf.	1.1921	0.03725	151	126	21	4
5810	People mostly stay on the second floor.	1.1920	0.03885	125	103	20	2
5811	You can't beat the greenery.	1.1920	0.04047	125	104	18	3
5812	Just one little thing. You may have to occasionally dodge a giant golf ball as it rolls through the place.	1.1920	0.04047	125	104	18	3
5813	Be very careful when you go in or out. It's not a good choice for the inattentive.	1.1920	0.03715	125	102	22	1
5814	As you can see, this is a prime example of one of our tiny houses.	1.1920	0.03885	125	103	20	2
5815	I don’t hear it squeaking.	1.1920	0.03715	125	102	22	1
5816	I promise you, the security system is on-par.	1.1920	0.03537	125	101	24	0
5817	No, there’s no upkeep.	1.1920	0.03885	125	103	20	2
5818	I LOVE this place, but sleep walking blows me away!	1.1920	0.04500	125	107	12	6
5819	We recommend the mini-golf package for low budget world travelers	1.1920	0.04047	125	104	18	3
5820	And if you get tired of being knocked down by the windmill, just pick yourself up and throw yourself down that hole out front.	1.1920	0.04047	125	104	18	3
5821	Think what it would be like to live ON the fifteenth hole!	1.1920	0.03715	125	102	22	1
5822	Yeah, but if your cable ever goes out you'll still be able to get local channels.	1.1920	0.04047	125	104	18	3
5823	If this is too much house I do have something miniature that I can show you.	1.1920	0.04047	125	104	18	3
5824	If you want the hole in one million, you may take the windmill, but not the course	1.1918	0.03926	146	123	18	5
5825	Be careful. You might have to dodge obstacles when I show you this next property.	1.1918	0.03804	146	122	20	4
5826	Just sign our hold harmless agreement and it's yours.	1.1917	0.03797	120	98	21	1
5827	....and we call this our Lilliputt model.	1.1917	0.03797	120	98	21	1
5828	The apartment even includes a river and dryer.	1.1915	0.03474	141	115	25	1
5829	Don't you know the difference between a fence and a windmill?	1.1915	0.03887	141	118	19	4
5830	Whatever else you can say about it, it's certainly Dutch uber alles.	1.1915	0.03887	141	118	19	4
5831	Once you get used to it, it makes elevators seem prehistoric and timid.	1.1913	0.04077	115	95	18	2
5832	There is also a shortcut to the roof as you can see	1.1913	0.04260	115	96	16	3
5833	It slices! It dices! It's the new improved Golfamatic!	1.1913	0.04260	115	96	16	3
5834	This historic little gem is the real deal. We just moved it over from Bob's minigolf yesterday!	1.1913	0.04260	115	96	16	3
5835	Now I understand what they meant when they told me you were a 'Big miniature golf ' fan...	1.1913	0.04260	115	96	16	3
5836	It not only keeps the wolf away from the door, but keeps elephants away, too.	1.1913	0.04077	115	95	18	2
5837	with the increasing cost of housing, i thought we'd look at mini-golf course facing homes instead	1.1912	0.03976	136	114	18	4
5838	Finally, ownership of this property entails a wealth of rollover possibilities.	1.1912	0.03542	136	111	24	1
5839	... and Blunderbore’s handicap is 18, which means your rate would be about 3.4%	1.1912	0.03976	136	114	18	4
5840	Eco-friendly, wildlife friendly & ideal for slutty masquerade parties	1.1912	0.03976	136	114	18	4
5841	I know, but house #1 had better closet space.	1.1912	0.03692	136	112	22	2
5842	The second bathroom is a portopotty near the hole with the clowns mouth	1.1912	0.03837	136	113	20	3
5843	You can putt no money down.	1.1908	0.04071	131	110	17	4
5844	The clown house next door would be a better fit!	1.1908	0.03924	131	109	19	3
5845	If you stick your head out of the window when they play, you'll get a reduction on your rent.	1.1908	0.04213	131	111	15	5
5846	I know you'll love the windmill of activity here in our little town.	1.1908	0.04071	131	110	17	4
5847	Think of it this way: the air conditioning is free.	1.1908	0.03924	131	109	19	3
5848	Don't worry. She won't come in. She just longs to reincarnate as a miniature.	1.1908	0.04213	131	111	15	5
5849	We've got them over a barrel - they don't even know how wind works!	1.1905	0.03512	126	102	24	0
5850	And you called me Quixotic for wanting a house near the office!	1.1905	0.04173	126	106	16	4
5851	Minus the sinkhole in the front yard, folks, this isn’t your run-of-the-mill family home.	1.1905	0.04018	126	105	18	3
5852	This housing development was built for the young at heart.	1.1905	0.03689	126	103	22	1
5853	This house is gonna knock your socks off.	1.1905	0.04173	126	106	16	4
5854	This is a great buy but you have to watch the traffic.	1.1905	0.03655	147	122	22	3
5855	It’s golf course adjacent and comes with a security system!	1.1905	0.03857	126	104	20	2
5856	Your white picket fence doubles as propellers for your flying house.	1.1905	0.04173	126	106	16	4
5857	Gone with the wind!	1.1905	0.04173	126	106	16	4
5858	No. That's not a gopher hole....okay...all deposits are nonrefundable, enjoy your new home!	1.1905	0.03689	126	103	22	1
5859	Just think...no electric bill each month!	1.1905	0.03655	147	122	22	3
5860	The helipad on the roof makes all the difference.	1.1905	0.04173	126	106	16	4
5861	It’s modern meets meta, meta meets metaphorical: imaginary envisioned as literal, miniature giganticized!	1.1905	0.04508	105	88	14	3
5862	He tweeted this as his mock-up of the "Very Great Border Wall? My God. No wonder 'mock' is in the lexicon.	1.1905	0.04173	126	106	16	4
5863	Since you love open concept, I hope you're open to this giant of an opportunity we found in Beanstalk East.	1.1901	0.03862	142	119	19	4
5864	One white picket fence is so last year. For God’s sake, be modern for once.	1.1901	0.03862	142	119	19	4
5865	You do realize that you'll be pioneers in this neighborhood.	1.1901	0.04118	121	101	17	3
5866	It's a time tested home security device to keep people lacking co-ordination from entering your home.	1.1901	0.03769	121	99	21	1
5867	It’s a swinging place all right.	1.1901	0.03948	121	100	19	2
5868	So all you'd need is a really big battery	1.1901	0.04282	121	102	15	4
5869	This is a perfect neighborhood for families.	1.1901	0.04440	121	103	13	5
5870	You’re not just off the grid on a golf course. You are the grid and you are the golf course!	1.1898	0.03811	137	114	20	3
5871	It's a hole in one-of-a-kind.	1.1898	0.03950	137	115	18	4
5872	Don't worry, we offer jumbo financing.	1.1898	0.03811	137	114	20	3
5873	...and this is the best of the properties-- so many interesting people looking for their balls!	1.1898	0.03950	137	115	18	4
5874	Sorry, no pets or tilting allowed	1.1897	0.04400	116	98	14	4
5875	Honey... I thought we bought a miniature golf course.	1.1895	0.03562	153	127	23	3
5876	We KNOW it’s rent-controlled!!! We’re more concerned with the 200-mph wind, advertised as a ‘light breeze’?!	1.1894	0.03897	132	110	19	3
5877	We have the national distinction of our homes being closest to the golf course.	1.1894	0.03746	132	109	21	2
5878	It grinds flour so you'll never run out, though it'll grind you if you don't watch out.	1.1894	0.04043	132	111	17	4
5879	Personally, I think it’s our most successful attempt at ignoring the elephant in the town.	1.1894	0.03897	132	110	19	3
5880	Not only does it have indoor-outdoor carpeting throughout the main floor, it's the only time-share with air-conditioning.	1.1894	0.03746	132	109	21	2
5881	It'll be a great home! You can walk or out every 10 seconds.	1.1894	0.03897	132	110	19	3
5882	Puttputtville comes with its own private putting green. Be the first to buy one of these wonderful and affordable homes.	1.1894	0.03746	132	109	21	2
5883	The neighborhood is mostly tiny elephants.	1.1894	0.04184	132	112	15	5
5884	You should get in now. My gut is that after the primaries the values in this neighborhood will shoot up.	1.1894	0.03588	132	108	23	1
5885	Our developer was at a miniature golf course last year, came back with some really cool ideas. One buyer on another lot I recently sold converted the hole to a Jacuzzi.	1.1892	0.03757	148	124	20	4
5886	No, it's really our makeshift air conditioning unit.	1.1890	0.03186	164	134	29	1
5887	As your agent, I think you will fit into this neighborhood quite nicely.	1.1890	0.03829	127	105	20	2
5888	I wouldn’t pay anything over a double bogey for it.	1.1890	0.03989	127	106	18	3
5889	The only thing you have to worry about is when the giant wants to play through.	1.1890	0.04143	127	107	16	4
5890	And it’s environmentaly conscious	1.1890	0.03488	127	103	24	0
5891	Just inside the door is a light that turns GREEN when it is safe to exit. And that "cup" you see is not a hole, just a circle of black tile	1.1890	0.03989	127	106	18	3
5892	I can also show you an absolute dream house where a young blonde woman used to live	1.1890	0.03662	127	104	22	1
5893	Welcome to East Hampton...	1.1890	0.03829	127	105	20	2
5894	The home is super energy efficient, and the homeowners association let's you choose between a blue, red, yellow or pink mailbox.	1.1890	0.04143	127	107	16	4
5895	Demand for this kind of home is rapidly rising due to the new tech culture.	1.1888	0.03707	143	119	21	3
5896	[ Insert Don Quixote tilting at windmills joke here ]	1.1888	0.03572	143	118	23	2
5897	If this 6 hole renewable energy home is not you there is a 9 hole African plains home available	1.1888	0.03964	143	121	17	5
5898	Sorry, the building’s covered but you don’t have the wind propeller rider.	1.1887	0.04047	106	87	18	1
5899	This is the run-of-the-mill house, add your own doors and window panes.	1.1885	0.03741	122	100	21	1
5900	You can have the feel of a miniature house but still have the space."	1.1885	0.04088	122	102	17	3
5901	The AC is an offshoot of the Paris Accord and, as you can see, you have the start of a very nice sinkhole fir carbon sequestering.	1.1885	0.03918	122	101	19	2
5902	You might want to lay low when the elephant plays through	1.1885	0.04088	122	102	17	3
5903	The house comes with a built in security feature that makes it almost impossible to break in.	1.1885	0.03918	122	101	19	2
5904	I’m not really your agent. I’m hiding out from the elephant	1.1885	0.03918	122	101	19	2
5905	Price reduced. Turns out no one likes the elevator.	1.1885	0.03918	122	101	19	2
5906	I know mini-golf Monday isn't the best time, but I will be asking for full custody Karen.	1.1885	0.04250	122	103	15	4
5907	Actually, Mr. and Mrs. Smith, the three most important things in real estate are now rotation, rotation, rotation." "Yes, yes, this should help expedite white flight." "Dear, I think you mean, national aviation.	1.1884	0.03496	138	113	24	1
5908	This is no white elephant. It has your white picket fence and overlooks the 7th hole.”	1.1884	0.03341	138	112	26	0
5909	It actually runs on coal so your neighbors are fine with it.	1.1884	0.03786	138	115	20	3
5910	Once you own it, you can just patch that up.	1.1884	0.03496	138	113	24	1
5911	And you do not need to pay for air conditioning in the summer!	1.1884	0.03496	138	113	24	1
5912	People leave here happy. You can't miss.	1.1884	0.03786	138	115	20	3
5913	Great for a B&B, while serving the function of a working windmill; and on prime real estate as well.	1.1884	0.03341	138	112	26	0
5914	In this case, I’d recommend fixed-rate over adjustable.	1.1883	0.03292	154	126	27	1
5915	I'll be blunt. The previous windmill owner saw all kinds o' horrors crawl outta that hole. His loss is your bargain.	1.1883	0.04096	154	133	13	8
5916	...and Your hole is protected by these huge flaps	1.1881	0.04606	101	85	13	3
5917	A one year lease comes with unlimited weekday rounds. Kids, if you plan on having any, can also play for free on weekends.	1.1880	0.04193	117	98	16	3
5918	In Britain this price would be called crazy	1.1880	0.03826	117	96	20	1
5919	It’s a variation on the Tiny House. It’s called a Wee Windmill, and it produces its own energy.	1.1880	0.03826	117	96	20	1
5920	What do you mean by “elephant in the room” with this house? I assure you there’s not.	1.1880	0.03720	133	110	21	2
5921	And the beauty is the mortgage can't see you coming or going!	1.1880	0.03871	133	111	19	3
5922	The community club house also offers a dining option.	1.1880	0.03564	133	109	23	1
5923	His parents owned a miniature golf course	1.1880	0.03564	133	109	23	1
5924	We strongly advise you to install a porch light. The previous owner failed to do that and were swept away one night and we haven't seen them since.	1.1880	0.03564	133	109	23	1
5925	Well this is just sub-PAR!	1.1880	0.03720	133	110	21	2
5926	You'll appreciate the easy way up to the top floor.	1.1880	0.03871	133	111	19	3
5927	If you've played Putt-Putt, then you know how this home works!	1.1880	0.03871	133	111	19	3
5928	... then you start the sails turning and it drives the elephant into the sink hole.	1.1880	0.03871	133	111	19	3
5929	Downsizing has its advantages. All the houses in this complex come with w swimming hole.	1.1879	0.03482	149	123	24	2
5930	It's an above par neighborhood so everyone leaves their doors...you can bank on that.	1.1879	0.03482	149	123	24	2
5931	Really, the circulating gates will increase your equity.	1.1875	0.03802	128	106	20	2
5932	You should consider sinkhole insurance.	1.1875	0.03961	128	107	18	3
5933	Look, before we go in, the owner is round, bald, and has the worst cellulite I’ve ever seen.	1.1875	0.03340	160	132	26	2
5934	This house checks everything on your wish list list. It’ll blow you away.	1.1875	0.03961	128	107	18	3
5935	Hole? Elephant? This is golf course living and timing is everything.	1.1875	0.04060	144	123	15	6
5936	Remember to take cover whenever you hear “Fore”	1.1875	0.04113	128	108	16	4
5937	It tilts so that you don’t have to	1.1875	0.03802	128	106	20	2
5938	''well.......make an offer!''	1.1875	0.04116	112	93	17	2
5939	And for this little fixer upper may I recommend Quixote Construction	1.1875	0.03409	144	118	25	1
5940	The HOA requires you keep the pit of death uncovered.	1.1875	0.04260	128	109	14	5
5941	And this is where one of the Dutch Masters, VerMouse lived.	1.1875	0.03961	128	107	18	3
5942	Yeah, the elephants don't really come near here much.	1.1875	0.04490	112	95	13	4
5943	It has a one of a kind security system from ten a.m. to ten p.m.	1.1875	0.03409	144	118	25	1
5944	It's a game. You miss and you go for a spin.	1.1875	0.04116	112	93	17	2
5945	Well, if you like foursomes, this is the place for you!	1.1875	0.03813	144	121	19	4
5946	It's like miniature golf--if you get hit by the windmill and can't get to the hole, it means you shouldn't get married.	1.1875	0.04260	128	109	14	5
5947	It used to be a puppy mill	1.1875	0.03938	144	122	17	5
5948	It's a bit unconventional but you'll love living here, and it's zoned for any type of pet.	1.1875	0.04113	128	108	16	4
5949	We call it slipshod; it's like tilting at shiplap.	1.1875	0.03916	112	92	19	1
5950	The developer is a very big fan of mini golf.	1.1871	0.04029	139	118	16	5
5951	The down payment is also very small.	1.1871	0.03897	139	117	18	4
5952	State-of-the-art granite kitchen and panoramic golf-course views, on par with our highest-end listings.	1.1870	0.03889	123	102	19	2
5953	Stop put-putting around, put an offer in.	1.1870	0.03889	123	102	19	2
5954	It's the maxy golf house village.	1.1870	0.04057	123	103	17	3
5955	You will get the hang of dodging golf balls. The vanes are trickier.	1.1870	0.04057	123	103	17	3
5956	Alright, we'll cut the price. After all it is a bit...drafty." (submitted by Hattie Korein	1.1870	0.03889	123	102	19	2
5957	Your job is to act scared, and not get hit by the giant golf ball.	1.1866	0.03695	134	111	21	2
5958	And you will delight your guests when every now and then a colorful golf ball comes rolling through.	1.1866	0.03844	134	112	19	3
5959	Welcome to Hell. Tee off’s in ten. They're playing Putt Putt You.	1.1866	0.03844	134	112	19	3
5960	The people watching is epic!	1.1866	0.03844	134	112	19	3
5961	As long as the wind keeps up you don't have to worry about the elephants.	1.1866	0.04126	134	114	15	5
5962	It's Dutch treat to get in, folks.	1.1866	0.03987	134	113	17	4
5963	Traditional golf resorts became gauche.	1.1864	0.04161	118	99	16	3
5964	They double as door and window protectors in any color you choose.	1.1864	0.03796	118	97	20	1
5965	And four beats to the bar keeps out unwanted guests and the ghosts of elephants past.	1.1864	0.03983	118	98	18	2
5966	Think of it as a new concept of revolving door, just enter and exit with caution.	1.1864	0.03796	118	97	20	1
5967	If you are serious about downsizing, this is the perfect hole.	1.1864	0.04495	118	101	12	5
5968	Well,I can show you an electricity bill friendly house too	1.1860	0.03775	129	107	20	2
5969	Doors and windows are so yesterday!	1.1860	0.03932	129	108	18	3
5970	Let me work my magic, I think we can negotiate the price, but you can't best the location!	1.1860	0.04084	129	109	16	4
5971	It's more of a sunscreen than a windmill.	1.1860	0.03932	129	108	18	3
5972	You could be quite cozy here as long as you don't say 'Beetlejuice' three times.	1.1860	0.04084	129	109	16	4
5973	Apparently, the elephant still remembers its paddock.	1.1858	0.04453	113	96	13	4
5974	This neighborhood is ‘up and coming’.	1.1858	0.03675	113	92	21	0
5975	...energy efficient, a/c, golf, lawn care, a cinch, hè gezellig ...the place sells itself.	1.1858	0.04272	113	95	15	3
5976	May I show you our "Ring of Fire" model...?	1.1857	0.04002	140	119	16	5
5977	Sorry about that..... The fence installer turned out to be dyslexic.	1.1857	0.04002	140	119	16	5
5978	Shitter's over there. Mind you don't fall in.	1.1857	0.04129	140	120	14	6
5979	Did you ever see Raiders of the Lost Ark	1.1857	0.03451	140	115	24	1
5980	Our development has embraced the sinkhole.	1.1857	0.04129	140	120	14	6
5981	So, I'd like you to keep an open mind about your new broker...	1.1857	0.04129	140	120	14	6
5982	We just keep it simple and merely say, Its the opposite of minature.	1.1857	0.03737	140	117	20	3
5983	"Don't worry, the city paves the potholes."	1.1855	0.04187	124	105	15	4
5984	You'll find the club membership fees to be quite reasonable.	1.1855	0.04027	124	104	17	3
5985	I just got wind of a shady deal: What goes around, comes around -- with energy to spare.	1.1855	0.03687	124	102	21	1
5986	And the homeowner's association rebates the green energy surcharge if you play Don Quixote in the weekly hole-in-one contest.	1.1855	0.03861	124	103	19	2
5987	-but the "Garden Church" comes as a free bonus.	1.1855	0.04187	124	105	15	4
5988	Act swiftly. Brobdingnagian golf is the next big thing.	1.1855	0.04027	124	104	17	3
5989	I call this one the putt- putt hut.	1.1855	0.04027	124	104	17	3
5990	Well, yes, this is a actually a giant putt putt golf course, but just imagine enjoying the steady breeze from this dutch-style beauty while watching the action from truly right on the 18th green.	1.1855	0.04027	124	104	17	3
5991	now heres the thing..simple living comes at a price!	1.1855	0.03861	124	103	19	2
5992	It’s a two bed, two bath plus den. Only thing is how good are you at dodging a giant ball every now and then?”	1.1855	0.04187	124	105	15	4
5993	Well, maybe, but they're only hail-sized golf balls.	1.1852	0.03960	135	114	17	4
5994	Don't worry ...the church bells will drown out the wind noise.	1.1852	0.03818	135	113	19	3
5995	Once they find little Timmy and extract him from the hole, where going to get a very nice settlement. Trust me.	1.1852	0.04097	135	115	15	5
5996	The vanes shouldn’t cause a problem. There’s no elephant in the room.	1.1852	0.04230	135	116	13	6
5997	The price? Well, you do realize that with that elephant and this windmill, that you're not in Kansas anymore.	1.1852	0.03818	135	113	19	3
5998	You can paint it red if you want to.	1.1849	0.03765	146	123	19	4
5999	It really keeps the elephant out of the room.	1.1849	0.03768	119	98	20	1
6000	Yes, it's a high traffic neighborhood, but it's in your price range. It has the added benefit of free golf balls.	1.1849	0.03952	119	99	18	2
6001	I know you were hoping for stainless steel sails, but the other upgrades will blow you away.	1.1849	0.04460	119	102	12	5
6002	You can move one club length away.	1.1846	0.04055	130	110	16	4
6003	If you fill it with hot water, it will make a great hot tub.	1.1846	0.03905	130	109	18	3
6004	Now, the elephant may try to sneak into the room ... but it’s hit or miss.	1.1846	0.03749	130	108	20	2
6005	The rebate for wind power far exceeded that of solar and we thought it gave the place a unique look.	1.1846	0.03905	130	109	18	3
6006	And if Quixote returns, don't mention Dulcinea.	1.1846	0.03749	130	108	20	2
6007	Hey, it's better than the place on 19th street. That doorbell? Real deal-breaker.	1.1846	0.03749	130	108	20	2
6008	Great Price! Great school district! the only downside is that you may have golfballs fly through your windows...	1.1846	0.03905	130	109	18	3
6009	Haunted by an elephant ghost? No, just a silly rumor.	1.1846	0.03905	130	109	18	3
6010	Eco-friendly, state-of-the-art security system--lots of extras.	1.1846	0.03905	130	109	18	3
6011	Don't let the bob tagging fool you; it's a very wholesome, playful neighbourhood	1.1845	0.04729	103	88	11	4
6012	first dates aside, it’s a great neighborhood to start a family.	1.1844	0.03712	141	118	20	3
6013	It's a shame maxi golf never caught on but if it had I wouldn't have the opportunity to make your unusually specific real estate dream come true.	1.1844	0.03976	141	120	16	5
6014	As an extra indusement to buy, the board is thinking about going solar sometime soon.	1.1844	0.03712	141	118	20	3
6015	So, when you guys said modern, I thought, 'Well,,obviously they mean surrealist old-timey estate with a painted elephant in the background! Duh! 'Cause that's the new modern, am I right?'	1.1844	0.03846	141	119	18	4
6016	This is house #3 as you can see here, you will get a nice breeze.	1.1844	0.03846	141	119	18	4
6017	Unspoiled Dutch design, energy self-sufficient, constantly changing views--you can't beat it. And you'll get used to dodging those ginormous golf balls in no time.	1.1844	0.03278	141	115	26	0
6018	There are only a few units left in our latest mini-golf development. I would move quickly on the windmill."	1.1844	0.03573	141	117	22	2
6019	I've already got two offers at ask-and think of the free giant golf balls you'll be getting	1.1844	0.03846	141	119	18	4
6020	What do you mean you have a phobia of elephants?	1.1842	0.04417	114	97	13	4
6021	Remember...Take extra care, entering and exiting this home.	1.1842	0.04238	114	96	15	3
6022	Trust me, these turbines can block the balls really well.	1.1842	0.04050	114	95	17	2
6023	You'll get free milled flours every day.	1.1840	0.04156	125	106	15	4
6024	Hopefully he won't find us here	1.1840	0.03480	125	102	23	0
6025	I'm telling you, this deal is a whole in one.	1.1840	0.04156	125	106	15	4
6026	Folks, you’ll love this home for its extra large fan.”	1.1840	0.03660	125	103	21	1
6027	The greens fees are low And it's family friendly	1.1840	0.03997	125	105	17	3
6028	It is best if you enter and exit through a window.	1.1840	0.03997	125	105	17	3
6029	Location, location, location. Or in this case, keep your head on a swivel.	1.1840	0.03997	125	105	17	3
6030	The one with the clown's mouth went much higher, this one is a hole one!	1.1840	0.03833	125	104	19	2
6031	It’s a very traditional appearance that has been popular for years, but watch your head...	1.1840	0.04156	125	106	15	4
6032	This has a much more comfortable entry than the mouth of the elephant home.	1.1838	0.03493	136	112	23	1
6033	Sure you can. Just buy a sectional.	1.1838	0.03933	136	115	17	4
6034	Don Quixote almost owned it once, but VA financing hadn’t been invented yet.	1.1838	0.03792	136	114	19	3
6035	I wouldn’t stand or put furniture in the foyer or come home drunk	1.1837	0.03615	147	123	21	3
6036	There ARE holes in our business plan, but nothing too big if we time things right.	1.1837	0.03741	147	124	19	4
6037	As committed environmentalists you won’t find a better place to raise kids.	1.1835	0.03459	158	132	23	3
6038	There's no country club, but do you know what has been really big around here?	1.1835	0.04355	109	92	14	3
6039	The previous owners decided to downsize.	1.1833	0.03922	120	100	18	2
6040	It's Tara from "Gone with the Windmill"	1.1833	0.04097	120	101	16	3
6041	Get ready for the ride of your life	1.1832	0.03723	131	109	20	2
6042	...and as you get older, the intermittent barrage of golf balls coming at you will help you maintain your balance...	1.1832	0.03393	131	107	24	0
6043	you’ll have to put up with the giant black pit if you want to stay within your budget.	1.1832	0.03393	131	107	24	0
6044	It's easy. "One, Two, Three, Closed."	1.1832	0.04026	131	111	16	4
6045	It comes with a dozen Pro V 1 golf balls	1.1832	0.03723	131	109	20	2
6046	Imagine, every day, red sails in the sunset outside your very own bedroom window	1.1832	0.03723	131	109	20	2
6047	This is the entrance to Land of the Free and the Home of the Brave.	1.1832	0.04026	131	111	16	4
6048	Sorry, no wind energy tax credits with this model.	1.1832	0.03562	131	108	22	1
6049	The builder will throw in the entrance/exit tunnel at no cost. It comes in handy on those really windy days.	1.1831	0.03550	142	118	22	2
6050	It's a bit drafty, but you have an intermittent ocean view and you're out on the beach in a hop, skip and a jump	1.1831	0.03821	142	120	18	4
6051	Mini houses are the new tiny houses.	1.1831	0.03688	142	119	20	3
6052	The real selling point is the view of the 17th green and did I mention the clubhouse offers skeeball!	1.1831	0.03257	142	116	26	0
6053	It keeps the elephants at bay.	1.1831	0.03407	142	117	24	1
6054	It comes with earplugs.	1.1831	0.03688	142	119	20	3
6055	The previous owner was a BIG doctor who only used it on Wednesdays	1.1826	0.04018	115	96	17	2
6056	It includes an abundance of amenities. My personal favorite? The free, daily Dodgeball.	1.1826	0.04204	115	97	15	3
6057	The edge of Golden Gate Park is prime real estate! One bedroom rent is $3,500/month.	1.1826	0.04204	115	97	15	3
6058	What’s that smell? Oh, don’t be nervous Dale it’s generating it’s own power.	1.1826	0.04204	115	97	15	3
6059	The ceilings need some work. We even saw a hole in one.	1.1826	0.04204	115	97	15	3
6060	This place is perfect for buyers with great foot eye coordination.	1.1826	0.04204	115	97	15	3
6061	You would get to play mini golf right through your front door.	1.1826	0.04018	115	96	17	2
6062	A swimming pool is out of the question. It would not only raise the price of the home, but the entire property would be above par.	1.1825	0.03968	126	106	17	3
6063	I know I’m a white elephant but I’m not even in the room	1.1825	0.04422	126	109	11	6
6064	As owners, that's the beauty of the fine print disclosure. It's not really a hole. Kids will try for hours and you'll make a bundle!	1.1825	0.04125	126	107	15	4
6065	It’s tried and true green technology!	1.1825	0.03968	126	106	17	3
6066	And to go along with the 19th century façade, complemtary wind sail creaks and grinding grain noises are played 24/7.	1.1825	0.03805	126	105	19	2
6067	The PGA decided to add some spice to the Masters' tournament	1.1825	0.03968	126	106	17	3
6068	I happen to know it's the only hole in the neighborhood that goes straight to the snack bar.	1.1825	0.03455	126	103	23	0
6069	Yes, it’s far from the train, but you can have two bedrooms and save on the energy bill!	1.1825	0.03968	126	106	17	3
6070	The elephant is on the loose	1.1825	0.03907	137	116	17	4
6071	Before we go in, let me warn you again, these are BIG BALLS.	1.1825	0.03767	137	115	19	3
6072	This is a really dreamy example of Unreal Estate.	1.1825	0.03470	137	113	23	1
6073	Just watch out for oversize golf balls.	1.1825	0.03470	137	113	23	1
6074	Your brochure did say that the two story home was close to shopping, churches, and golf, but it's NOT what we were looking for.	1.1825	0.04173	137	118	13	6
6075	I am also afraid of the elephant.	1.1824	0.03718	148	125	19	4
6076	And air conditioning is not needed so think of the savings!	1.1818	0.04066	121	102	16	3
6077	It doesn’t get better than being on the green of the last hole, and no one ever makes it through the front door. This market is hot and I’ve got three more buyers ready to make an offer, so what’s it gonna be?	1.1818	0.03537	132	109	22	1
6078	Uh, there's a small easement issue here, the occasional putt putt golf ball.	1.1818	0.03711	121	100	20	1
6079	Just watch out for the hail.	1.1818	0.03528	143	119	22	2
6080	And I assure you there's over a 98% hole on one rate.	1.1818	0.04545	121	105	10	6
6081	And you could rent it out in the off season.	1.1818	0.03892	121	101	18	2
6082	I understand your concern about the elephant , but not to worry, he's very well behaved	1.1818	0.03697	132	110	20	2
6083	It's one of those quick flip houses.	1.1818	0.03697	132	110	20	2
6084	It was designed by a Dutch golf pro.	1.1818	0.03892	121	101	18	2
6085	Its an 18 unit development featuring a windmill, livestock and water features, designed by Jack Nicklaus' granddaughter.	1.1818	0.04066	121	102	16	3
6086	It looks great, but only turns when you hit the "eliminate" button next to your security camera.	1.1818	0.04232	121	103	14	4
6087	The previous owner was the bogey man	1.1818	0.04066	121	102	16	3
6088	If we're quiet the giant mini-golf players won't notice us.	1.1818	0.03797	143	121	18	4
6089	Just be sure you duck when you enter or leave.	1.1818	0.03697	132	110	20	2
6090	The previous owners said that the golf course will pay for any broken windows”	1.1818	0.04066	121	102	16	3
6091	We have an innovation initiative at the witness protection program.	1.1818	0.04066	121	102	16	3
6092	I know the house has some problems, but it's a hole-in-one choice!	1.1818	0.04066	121	102	16	3
6093	For this part of Town, the price is a real Buy.. the only downside is that darn white Ball ?	1.1818	0.03697	132	110	20	2
6094	The owner sees a white elephant aspect of the place and is really motivated to sell.	1.1818	0.03914	110	91	18	1
6095	It takes the money pressure right off. We live like kings.	1.1818	0.04319	110	93	14	3
6096	You won't need to worry about spending a lot for property damage on your insurance policy. The propellers never let any balls through. Let's discuss life insurance.	1.1818	0.03998	132	112	16	4
6097	And the neighborhood football team likes to yell, "Fee, fi, fo, fumble!" So cute!	1.1818	0.04232	121	103	14	4
6098	Well Finn, that's where we put your cartoon captions.	1.1818	0.03797	143	121	18	4
6099	We call this model the Lilliputt Inn.	1.1818	0.04277	132	114	12	6
6100	When the Giants are playing, it’s best not to look.	1.1818	0.04319	110	93	14	3
6101	Church is right across the street and you have a continual picket fence.	1.1818	0.03665	143	120	20	3
6102	What did you expect from a Tiger Airbnb?	1.1818	0.04319	110	93	14	3
6103	The course opens at noon and closes at 9 p.m. .	1.1812	0.03816	149	127	17	5
6104	...and it even comes with it's own wind.	1.1812	0.03570	149	125	21	3
6105	Our cartoonist, Bob, has a real issue with exaggerating the size of things.	1.1812	0.03881	138	117	17	4
6106	Your right, simply efficient, yet, no one knows how it works anymore.	1.1812	0.04144	138	119	13	6
6107	The offer includes a full home warranty and a free ice cream.	1.1812	0.03448	138	114	23	1
6108	As long as you remember to duck and weave, this property will be perfect for you!	1.1812	0.03742	138	116	19	3
6109	When we said solar compatible we meant it's not fossil-fueled	1.1812	0.03448	138	114	23	1
6110	We just call it Dutch Eco-Friendly.”	1.1812	0.03881	138	117	17	4
6111	Free golf is included.	1.1812	0.04015	138	118	15	5
6112	Every condo has its quirks and strange bylaws—and this one features a golf course and relatively low common charges.	1.1811	0.03778	127	106	19	2
6113	... And like I said, sir, Dumbo Quixote is just urban myth	1.1811	0.03940	127	107	17	3
6114	Look, the price is great. If you have to put up with a golf ball rolling through the living room occasionally, it's not much to ask.	1.1811	0.04245	127	109	13	5
6115	It's got good bones.	1.1810	0.03986	116	97	17	2
6116	After his circus retirement he took up golf.	1.1810	0.04170	116	98	15	3
6117	Listen, I know it's risky, but I think we need to team up with the elephant.	1.1810	0.04346	116	99	13	4
6118	This is the same spot where Don Quixote saw visions of windmills; until he noticed the elephant in the room and escaped down that rabbit hole!	1.1810	0.04444	105	89	13	3
6119	Yes, there is some damage from golf balls, but the area's been re-zoned and Chip and Jo will fill in that hole in the front yard and have it looking like a million bucks in no time.	1.1806	0.03364	144	119	24	1
6120	And, if you live here, your wife can work on your putts.	1.1806	0.03899	144	123	16	5
6121	This property is perfectly on par with your dream house's must-haves checklist.	1.1806	0.03506	144	120	22	2
6122	Its got great natural light and a cross breeze if you open the windows...and its in your budget!	1.1805	0.03513	133	110	22	1
6123	It comes with a fixer upper beanstalk as well.	1.1805	0.03672	133	111	20	2
6124	I know it's not the cottage home you were picturing, but with your budget, I think we ought to put in an offer.	1.1805	0.03824	133	112	18	3
6125	On the plus side, you won't need a hair dryer!	1.1805	0.03824	133	112	18	3
6126	Did I mention the schools here are great	1.1805	0.03824	133	112	18	3
6127	I hear you but when these climate friendly babies get to spinning 'round they'll speed dry your hair and knock out the clanging church bells.	1.1805	0.03970	133	113	16	4
6128	are we going to address the elephant that is out of the room?	1.1805	0.04111	133	114	14	5
6129	”The basement water problem has been remedied.	1.1805	0.03970	133	113	16	4
6130	It has the added advantage of keeping out every other unwanted guest.	1.1805	0.03513	133	110	22	1
6131	Zero waste, zero solicitations	1.1803	0.03863	122	102	18	2
6132	Basically, you can pretend your Indiana Jones every time you come home from work!	1.1803	0.04035	122	103	16	3
6133	The town council assures me the orange river is perfectly safe.	1.1803	0.03684	122	101	20	1
6134	Do you have any idea how happy the Dutch are? Google "gezellig," Makes that Danish "hygge" look like nada.	1.1802	0.04283	111	94	14	3
6135	Remember- the first floor isn’t safe during standard business hours, and these may differ during the holidays	1.1802	0.04470	111	95	12	4
6136	Unfortunately, golf balls are not included.	1.1802	0.04470	111	95	12	4
6137	The issue? The doors close briefly only on windy days.	1.1800	0.03672	150	127	19	4
6138	It’s like Indiana Jones, but with an HOA.	1.1800	0.03792	150	128	17	5
6139	You get a nice discount on this home because it takes time to get used to the giant golf balls.	1.1799	0.03574	139	116	21	2
6140	The great hall showcases an Indiana Jones theme.	1.1799	0.03425	139	115	23	1
6141	You'll love this...longest battery life in the industry!	1.1797	0.03751	128	107	19	2
6142	Mario's Airbnb was cozy and breezy. Central location. Five minute walk from Grand Central, restaurants, and cafes. Would highly recommend.	1.1797	0.03751	128	107	19	2
6143	"Retro-wind power" is the newest thing in home design.	1.1797	0.04214	128	110	13	5
6144	Say goodbye to solicitors and utility bills, and you'll sleep like a baby!	1.1797	0.04214	128	110	13	5
6145	You might think I’m ‘tilting at windmills,’(har, har) but I promise you this one is going to go fast!	1.1797	0.04214	128	110	13	5
6146	Everything your looking for, its in your price range, and you can golf right out your front door	1.1797	0.04065	128	109	15	4
6147	I know, I know, but I'm afraid you can't live here. Sorry.	1.1797	0.03751	128	107	19	2
6148	Yes, it does get a bit breezy up here.	1.1797	0.03407	128	105	23	0
6149	... and I'm required by law to disclose that the previous tenant was an elephant.	1.1797	0.04214	128	110	13	5
6150	Gentrification is out of hand	1.1795	0.04137	117	99	15	3
6151	You need to enter with imagination.	1.1795	0.03764	117	97	19	1
6152	Using wind energy really cuts your electric bill.	1.1795	0.04312	117	100	13	4
6153	Wait until you see the huge, colorful golf balls!	1.1795	0.03955	117	98	17	2
6154	Mr. and Mrs. Sullivan, I can assure you there's nothing 'Hazard' about it."	1.1791	0.03798	134	113	18	3
6155	Without a doubt, you’d definitely be in the green with this home.	1.1791	0.03490	134	111	22	1
6156	No, not Goofy Golf Holes. We call it Garden Golf Estates, a luxury gated community.	1.1791	0.03647	134	112	20	2
6157	No, I haven't heard that story - Haunted by an elephant?	1.1791	0.03943	134	114	16	4
6158	This is not what we meant by “downsizing”	1.1791	0.03798	134	113	18	3
6159	You buy the property, it's the hardest hole in the course.	1.1791	0.03943	134	114	16	4
6160	This one's listed at 9 million, but we might be able to get it reduced due to the blade rot.	1.1791	0.03798	134	113	18	3
6161	Yes, pencils are included, but erasers are extra.	1.1789	0.03835	123	103	18	2
6162	The sewer system backs up into the front yard sometimes, but besides that, it's a real gem.	1.1789	0.04168	123	105	14	4
6163	A little birdie told me this place is a steal.	1.1789	0.04005	123	104	16	3
6164	as you can see, the location is terrible, but the green is just FINE!	1.1789	0.03835	123	103	18	2
6165	The current owner will be descending shortly.	1.1789	0.03835	123	103	18	2
6166	Great energy saving potential, I dare say we need to make a run to get through the front door. But you can’t beat the location	1.1789	0.03657	123	102	20	1
6167	I'm afraid there may be no real in this real estate.	1.1789	0.04005	123	104	16	3
6168	It's got great a great decapitation record.	1.1789	0.04005	123	104	16	3
6169	Your house is almost ready, but I'd say it's a little green.	1.1788	0.03399	151	126	23	2
6170	We don't have many fixer-uppers needing this much fixing up	1.1786	0.03850	112	93	18	1
6171	Look, in this economy chances are you are going to get blown away anyway. What difference does a second or third mortgage make?	1.1786	0.04247	112	95	14	3
6172	In the event of a child’s birthday party do not leave the building.	1.1786	0.03850	112	93	18	1
6173	The owner'll throw in the white picket fence for free.	1.1786	0.03551	140	117	21	2
6174	It's for Don Quixote's protection.	1.1786	0.03249	140	115	25	0
6175	You just need to look out for the occasional rolling globe.	1.1786	0.04782	112	98	8	6
6176	I hate to take the wind out of your sails, but you need to consider going Dutch in retirement.	1.1786	0.03551	140	117	21	2
6177	Preachers! Republicans! The wind will never stop!	1.1786	0.03829	140	119	17	4
6178	Salesman: It saves on air conditioning and is a great time piece. The neighbours rave about it!	1.1783	0.04036	129	110	15	4
6179	Others have charged it, but you will be its first cash owners.	1.1783	0.03383	129	106	23	0
6180	Well yes, someone did read the blueprint wrong but you know fences do make good neighbors.	1.1783	0.04036	129	110	15	4
6181	So, what do you think of the place?	1.1783	0.03883	129	109	17	3
6182	Since you refuse to make any offer at all, on your way out please don't let any of the blades hit you in your collective asses.	1.1783	0.03383	129	106	23	0
6183	You'll never find a more modern fire-escape.	1.1783	0.03724	129	108	19	2
6184	It does say it’s a great spot for family’s on TripAdvisor.	1.1780	0.04105	118	100	15	3
6185	Enter at your own risk!	1.1780	0.04105	118	100	15	3
6186	Fully renovated, below budget, and HOA fees cover dung removal for the neighborhood elephant.	1.1780	0.04278	118	101	13	4
6187	He'll give you a shout when he's playing through.	1.1780	0.03536	118	97	21	0
6188	No! Trust me. It’ll be awesome! I’ve taken care of all the wind.	1.1779	0.03362	163	137	23	3
6189	Think of all the savings you will make on your electricity bill	1.1778	0.03466	135	112	22	1
6190	It is a lovely home at a smashing price. You will have to be mindful of the big white ball rolling through during hours of operation. The price reflects that y'know...	1.1778	0.03622	135	113	20	2
6191	It's great for miniature golf fans.	1.1776	0.03379	152	127	23	2
6192	No. It does not come with Don Quixote.	1.1776	0.04160	107	90	15	2
6193	Actually, the whole TOWN's growing."	1.1774	0.03445	124	102	22	0
6194	The windmill will really keep the enemies out,	1.1774	0.03975	124	105	16	3
6195	Great place to to keep unwanted visitors away. No one will believe you really live here.	1.1774	0.04136	124	106	14	4
6196	This kind of blows	1.1774	0.03975	124	105	16	3
6197	Remember: with this unit you'll enjoy not only lower energy costs, but also a view of the fairway.	1.1774	0.03975	124	105	16	3
6198	White elephant? No, it's a solid investment. What else could dissipate the crematory odor and charge your Tesla?"	1.1774	0.03975	124	105	16	3
6199	No, Wilma, the COURSE is what’s meant to be small.	1.1774	0.04136	124	106	14	4
6200	The homeowners association requires that the windmills remain aquamarine.	1.1774	0.04292	124	107	12	5
6201	Wanting to acknowledge climate change, this miniature golf course for elephants was fully funded by the Republican Party	1.1773	0.03935	141	121	15	5
6202	It’s a little bit of a fixer upper but it has great potential	1.1773	0.03528	141	118	21	2
6203	This is currently the best house in the market.	1.1772	0.03649	158	135	18	5
6204	For some this accommodation is sub-par	1.1770	0.04021	113	95	16	2
6205	... Another exciting feature - the giant sphere has a one in three chance of coming out right where we're standing.	1.1769	0.03856	130	110	17	3
6206	Unlike houses in Bowling Pin Acres, these were built to withstand earthquakes.	1.1769	0.04007	130	111	15	4
6207	Dutch treat with the seller! Such a deal!	1.1769	0.03698	130	109	19	2
6208	Just imagine the potential.....it can pump oil too!	1.1769	0.03533	130	108	21	1
6209	We're out of Google range here	1.1769	0.03856	130	110	17	3
6210	You could say this apartment is "family friendly"	1.1769	0.03533	130	108	21	1
6211	Just think - this golfing community will hold its value.	1.1769	0.03533	130	108	21	1
6212	Don and Rocinante are running late.	1.1769	0.03701	147	125	18	4
6213	Well, you did say you'd like to tilt at windmills.	1.1765	0.03359	153	128	23	2
6214	Not only can you generate your own electricity but you love the 3rd fairway.	1.1765	0.04073	119	101	15	3
6215	We move more people than the church!	1.1765	0.03746	136	115	18	3
6216	A stunning work postmodernist architectecture.	1.1765	0.03894	119	100	17	2
6217	If you bake your own bread, this house is for you!	1.1765	0.03484	153	129	21	3
6218	Yes, it's been on the market for a while but if you're nimble and don't mind the occasional 3year-old looking in your windows ---it's a steal.	1.1765	0.03443	136	113	22	1
6219	It’s the latest in eco-friendly housing! Just don’t let the door hit you in the ass on your way out - or in...	1.1765	0.04159	136	118	12	6
6220	Take my word for it, it is much more effective than a lock box.	1.1765	0.03598	136	114	20	2
6221	You two don't have mouths.	1.1765	0.04909	102	89	8	5
6222	The previous owners forgot to leave via the INSIDE hole and, viola, the house is available.	1.1765	0.04244	119	102	13	4
6223	It was once owned a little old lady who lived in the shoe, or was that the clown’s mouth?	1.1765	0.03894	119	100	17	2
6224	It uses free renewable energy	1.1765	0.03707	119	99	19	1
6225	No need for air conditioning!	1.1765	0.03746	136	115	18	3
6226	Mammoth Golf is the new hot entertainment investment - it,looks be bigger than Hot Goat DrunkYoga!	1.1765	0.03889	136	116	16	4
6227	The golf membership is extra, but it’s transferable.” “I can putt you in this house today.” “Think of it, no more waiting in line for a ticket!	1.1761	0.03779	142	121	17	4
6228	Okay, so you missed your hole-in-one on this golden opportunity. Real estate isn't everyone's forte, but you're still in the ballpark. Lucky for you, I see a tremendous uptick on your next move.	1.1761	0.03779	142	121	17	4
6229	The asking price is high, because it's an exact replica of the Miniature Golf Windmill out on Highway 26.	1.1761	0.03779	142	121	17	4
6230	The astroturf is greener on the other side.	1.1761	0.03645	142	120	19	3
6231	I'm telling you this is a steal. The fan will keep you cool all summer.	1.1761	0.03360	142	118	23	1
6232	This one is called the green new deal.	1.1760	0.03778	125	105	18	2
6233	150K ducats and it’s yours!	1.1760	0.03778	125	105	18	2
6234	If there ever was a real estate deal ready to take off, this is it!	1.1760	0.03778	125	105	18	2
6235	Just think of the balls as a Roomba.	1.1760	0.03945	125	106	16	3
6236	You will shave a lot off your air conditioning bill but watch out for the colored golf balls.	1.1760	0.03778	125	105	18	2
6237	And it's environmentally friendly.	1.1759	0.03909	108	90	17	1
6238	Believe me, there is no elephant in the room.	1.1757	0.03678	148	126	18	4
6239	This model is called the Moulin Vert.	1.1756	0.04124	131	113	13	5
6240	Good news! The seller is willing to throw in the funnel cake for free if you buy the house today!	1.1756	0.03829	131	111	17	3
6241	Put it on high and- voila!- no welcome neighbor bundt cakes.	1.1756	0.03979	131	112	15	4
6242	Don't worry, the hole creates curb appeal.	1.1756	0.03979	131	112	15	4
6243	It's the architects version of that song - "Don't fence me in."	1.1756	0.03508	131	109	21	1
6244	But consider the circumference.	1.1756	0.03672	131	110	19	2
6245	I agree, Mr. and Mrs. Jones: ‘Maxi-Golf’ is an exciting investment opportunity.	1.1756	0.04124	131	113	13	5
6246	It's Mitch McConnell's take on wind power.	1.1756	0.03829	131	111	17	3
6247	Our great mini-tower loft is a strong favorite at Trump-Trump Golf & Condominiums.	1.1756	0.04264	131	114	11	6
6248	Just duck when you go in and out.	1.1754	0.03789	114	95	18	1
6249	'Take your chance, and watch your back!'	1.1752	0.03420	137	114	22	1
6250	This fund is exceptional: not run-of-the-mill. We have never had a white elephant.	1.1752	0.03721	137	116	18	3
6251	Did I mention, there's a 1 in 4 chance it comes with a white picket fence.	1.1752	0.03574	137	115	20	2
6252	So what do you think are you a fan?	1.1752	0.03574	137	115	20	2
6253	Don't mind the game. Soon, this will be the only windmill on your mind.	1.1752	0.03862	137	117	16	4
6254	You just have to duck every so often-----whoops, duck, here it comes again	1.1750	0.03864	120	101	17	2
6255	This place really has balls.	1.1750	0.03864	120	101	17	2
6256	You’re saying you want the hole to go to where?	1.1750	0.03864	120	101	17	2
6257	And this lilliputian home comes with free miniature golf for life	1.1750	0.03483	120	99	21	0
6258	This is a Trump course, your wife is your handicap.....	1.1750	0.04042	120	102	15	3
6259	I’m expecting a bidding war! Dutch architecture is hot right now!	1.1750	0.03864	120	101	17	2
6260	This house is a steal- just mind the occasional ball that rolls through it and the massive hole in the front yard.	1.1748	0.03621	143	121	19	3
6261	Added bonus, the views change as the wind mill rotates into the wind.	1.1746	0.03578	126	105	20	1
6262	As a bonus, you get to eat any birds it catches.	1.1746	0.04075	126	108	14	4
6263	Chivalry may be gone, but the statue of Quixote can be returned for the right price.	1.1746	0.04075	126	108	14	4
6264	...and not only will you have the home of your dreams, but I'll soon be sporting the blazer of mine.	1.1746	0.03751	126	106	18	2
6265	One hazard: hell as big as golf balls."	1.1746	0.04075	126	108	14	4
6266	Now the middle class is shrinking, but don't go tilting at windmills just yet.	1.1746	0.03751	126	106	18	2
6267	Guess I was thinking more in the lines of "solar energy"...	1.1743	0.03876	109	91	17	1
6268	You'll never lose your balls.	1.1742	0.03951	132	113	15	4
6269	Scraping the turf is admittedly a bit of a design flaw, but think about how much you'll save going off-the-grid. It's a 'home'-in-one!	1.1742	0.03802	132	112	17	3
6270	You don't know how hard it is to find housing for Lilliputians	1.1742	0.04095	132	114	13	5
6271	Will this re-imagined miniature golf get teenagers outside and off their smartphones? Sure.	1.1742	0.03802	132	112	17	3
6272	I am sure you will be very happy here. Just don't let your baby lean too far outside of the windows.	1.1742	0.03646	132	111	19	2
6273	Donald only realized he was dreaming when he tried to say "no" and found he had no mouth.	1.1742	0.04095	132	114	13	5
6274	It doubles as a Zero Net Energy home and the 9th hole of a golf course for giants.	1.1742	0.03802	132	112	17	3
6275	Bubbles and I welcome you both to Mar-a-LagoLand! And it’s for sale...	1.1739	0.03972	138	119	14	5
6276	It takes giant balls to play mammoth miniature golf.	1.1739	0.03550	138	116	20	2
6277	I am ethically obliged to inform you that according to the HOA covenants, you cannot interfere, or object, when anyone insists on "playing it where it lays." But think of the free electricity from the wind power.	1.1739	0.03836	138	118	16	4
6278	And it comes with a charming picket fence.	1.1739	0.03550	138	116	20	2
6279	This gives new meaning to the term "five o'clock shadow."	1.1739	0.03696	138	117	18	3
6280	On the plus side, you don't have to mow or water the lawn." "It is a hassle to get in and out of, but on the plus side, the electricity of the home is completely wind powered	1.1739	0.03550	115	95	20	0
6281	. . .and you won't have to do a thing. The lawn is always green and the seller has done all the hard work by relocating the hole to the front of the windmill.	1.1739	0.04145	115	98	14	3
6282	This isn't what I meant by downsizing" -Husban	1.1736	0.03598	144	122	19	3
6283	I know $850,000 sounds high, but here at Gulliver Links it’s par for the course..	1.1736	0.03598	144	122	19	3
6284	Now repeat after me, and the cash is yours: “Mr. Trump did not joust with our windmill.”	1.1736	0.03835	121	102	17	2
6285	She wants to retain a right-of-way. She needs the money, but mini-golf helps to relieve the stress since the whole beanstalk incident.	1.1733	0.03507	150	127	20	3
6286	But it's a good price.	1.1733	0.03754	150	129	16	5
6287	Sometimes, I see an elephant too.	1.1732	0.04045	127	109	14	4
6288	You do know how to double dutch, don't you?	1.1732	0.03888	127	108	16	3
6289	They say that the elephant's ghost still roams the town today, seeking his revenge.	1.1732	0.03888	127	108	16	3
6290	We don't provide big balls, because the buyer always has some.	1.1732	0.03724	127	107	18	2
6291	We're safe here. The giant elephant can't see us if we can't see it.	1.1732	0.03552	127	106	20	1
6292	Now, this one doesn't align very well with your wish list, but I think the price will make it worth your consideration."	1.1732	0.04197	127	110	12	5
6293	In addition to the proximity to entertainment, this property offers the serenity of windmills.	1.1729	0.03621	133	112	19	2
6294	And the garage fits two sitting knights including lances.	1.1729	0.03621	133	112	19	2
6295	And the next 20 buyers get two free player passes...	1.1729	0.03460	133	111	21	1
6296	it's rather safe,except when the republican party is feeling quixotic	1.1729	0.03775	133	113	17	3
6297	The security system is top notch.	1.1729	0.03775	133	113	17	3
6298	You’ll never lose at miniature golf ever again.	1.1729	0.03460	133	111	21	1
6299	When we add the sailcloth, the spinning blades will power the bell-ringer. Of course, one will have to step lively going in or out."	1.1729	0.03775	133	113	17	3
6300	There are some disadvantages, but the school district has a world class golfing team.	1.1729	0.03621	133	112	19	2
6301	We call it the "putt-putt" house	1.1727	0.04256	110	94	13	3
6302	True, there are no bathrooms, but this baby clocks 50 rpms when it is really blowin’.	1.1727	0.04055	110	93	15	2
6303	The last tenant installed it - problems with gas	1.1727	0.03527	139	117	20	2
6304	"Don't worry, the elephant is also a cartoon."	1.1727	0.03527	139	117	20	2
6305	Sorry, the Democrats' back-9 is sold out.	1.1727	0.03811	139	119	16	4
6306	Yes, you’ll have balls flying in your face, but you can’t beat the location.	1.1727	0.03376	139	116	22	1
6307	Lucy the Elephant welcomes you both to Margate and hopes you enjoy this round of macro golf .	1.1727	0.03671	139	118	18	3
6308	This home is a hole in one for sure.	1.1724	0.03729	116	97	18	1
6309	Actually since he's not in a room we are allowed to talk about him	1.1724	0.03522	116	96	20	0
6310	It is a perfect house for the adventurous 'Little-People' couple that loves to golf"	1.1724	0.03729	116	97	18	1
6311	Did I mention to you that Tiger Woods not only designed the course by eliminating the back nine, but he was also a graduate of our Mid-Life Crisis Center?	1.1724	0.03296	145	121	23	1
6312	Sorry, we have no staircases here, but there is another way up to see elephant backs.	1.1724	0.03439	145	122	21	2
6313	I wanna thank you for offering us a ceiling fan but as you can see we decided to go another way...	1.1724	0.03439	145	122	21	2
6314	These real estate prices are sure BLOWING me away!	1.1721	0.03806	122	103	17	2
6315	It's a Dutch revolving door to improve your motor skills.	1.1721	0.03624	122	102	19	1
6316	We have to stay out of sight muffled by the mill noise because Bob made the bloody elephant trap too small.	1.1721	0.04147	122	105	13	4
6317	By the way -- without wind, it sells at a discount	1.1721	0.03806	122	103	17	2
6318	This Quixotic dwelling is now available. However, please watch your step.	1.1721	0.03980	122	104	15	3
6319	We're not sure this is our best course of action	1.1721	0.03980	122	104	15	3
6320	Fortunately, you still have two sheets to the wind.	1.1721	0.03980	122	104	15	3
6321	Sure, the house doesn't have a door. But an intruder would have to time it juuuuust right to not get hit by the windmill.	1.1721	0.03806	122	103	17	2
6322	This can be your escape from the daily grind.	1.1721	0.04147	122	105	13	4
6323	No, your maxi-golf timeshare starts next round.	1.1719	0.03697	128	108	18	2
6324	The architect Is considered up and going	1.1719	0.04016	128	110	14	4
6325	Living here will put a smile on your face.	1.1719	0.03348	128	106	22	0
6326	Our alternative energy future is now. Shall we prepare an offer?	1.1719	0.03697	128	108	18	2
6327	It also comes with a mutt mutt.	1.1719	0.04016	128	110	14	4
6328	Don't Worry, it can't turn because the arms are to long.	1.1719	0.04016	128	110	14	4
6329	Kids have a curfew? No problem - built in security system.	1.1719	0.03697	128	108	18	2
6330	Of course your vacation rental ends when the dolls get back from Amsterdam.	1.1719	0.03527	128	107	20	1
6331	The listing broker says its got a killer air conditioning system.	1.1719	0.03697	128	108	18	2
6332	The last guy who took a shot on this property said he drained it.	1.1717	0.04317	99	84	13	2
6333	Ohhh so that's what you meant by miniature golf.	1.1716	0.03749	134	114	17	3
6334	We’ll make the squirrels an offer they can’t refuse.	1.1716	0.03749	134	114	17	3
6335	'Being a unique property is actually a plus in this neighborhood'	1.1716	0.03437	134	112	21	1
6336	There's a half-priced sail on at the moment	1.1716	0.03596	134	113	19	2
6337	And this is regular-sized golf.	1.1716	0.03749	134	114	17	3
6338	Full Disclosure: Gulliver is crazy about miniature golf!	1.1716	0.03596	134	113	19	2
6339	Look at it this way.....	1.1716	0.03896	134	115	15	4
6340	And the clubs around here are intense	1.1716	0.03896	134	115	15	4
6341	Not only is this baby near the church, it’s priced for quick access.	1.1716	0.03437	134	112	21	1
6342	I assure you, there haven't been spies in this windmill since 1939.	1.1716	0.03749	134	114	17	3
6343	I like this windmill, but would it be possible to get the giant hole in the ground removed?	1.1716	0.03437	134	112	21	1
6344	At that price and in this neighborhood , this deal is a birdie	1.1714	0.03696	105	87	18	0
6345	If you believe in climate change, I wouldn't buy it!	1.1714	0.03647	140	119	18	3
6346	Buy it and you have your own amusement ride.	1.1714	0.03647	140	119	18	3
6347	Ever imagined yourselves puttering in a windmill?	1.1712	0.03417	146	123	21	2
6348	I promise this one isn't a hole-in-the-wall.	1.1712	0.03809	146	126	15	5
6349	If you made a wrong move, you won't live to know about it.	1.1712	0.03276	146	122	23	1
6350	I fail to see anything weird about it: the elephant gas turns the windmill and you never pay for electricity again.	1.1712	0.04220	111	95	13	3
6351	It requires a special insurance rider.	1.1712	0.03813	111	93	17	1
6352	Not interested in this one? I can also offer you a giant air conditioner	1.1712	0.03813	111	93	17	1
6353	And the speed of the sails on this repurposed little beauty is modulated in real time by artificial intelligence to block entry of ideas not currently trending."	1.1711	0.03708	152	131	16	5
6354	Keeping score will be a challenge, but isn't that what dreams are made of?	1.1709	0.03495	117	97	20	0
6355	Putt-putt-putt in your offer now.	1.1709	0.03894	117	99	16	2
6356	It's for people who are lousy putters.	1.1709	0.03700	117	98	18	1
6357	Yours won't be the only balls in this house	1.1709	0.04426	117	102	10	5
6358	..and this house is called "WindBreaker" and features the best location in Mill Valley	1.1709	0.04256	117	101	12	4
6359	I consider myself more matchmaker than salesperson, Mr. Putt Putt	1.1707	0.03950	123	105	15	3
6360	I admit, it's a bit of a fixer upper, but I can see, with a little elbow grease and investment, you'll be churning out your own flour & power in no time!	1.1707	0.03778	123	104	17	2
6361	Talk about flipping houses! This one will be easy!	1.1707	0.03778	123	104	17	2
6362	This is the latest in a sustainable, energy efficient eco-house... and it’s only 500 years old.	1.1707	0.03778	123	104	17	2
6363	I wouldn't put anything fragile on the first floor between the front and back doors.	1.1707	0.03950	123	105	15	3
6364	Yes, but they rarely say Fuck.	1.1707	0.04274	123	107	11	5
6365	It comes with an ancient alarm system to catch the most cartoon of characters.	1.1707	0.04274	123	107	11	5
6366	On the downside, a large golfball will just randomly fly through your living room.	1.1705	0.04136	129	112	12	5
6367	The solar powered turbines are an added feature to this home	1.1705	0.03671	129	109	18	2
6368	The blades simply give it an aesthetic look. It's actually solar powered.	1.1705	0.03832	129	110	16	3
6369	They're willing to accept your offer - except for the golf ball contingency.	1.1705	0.03502	129	108	20	1
6370	Yes, a design glitch, but think of living in a Frank Lloyd Wright windmill	1.1705	0.03324	129	107	22	0
6371	Sure there's only one bathroom, but you get a fantastic view of the snack stand.	1.1705	0.03671	129	109	18	2
6372	So, my first question is: Do you ike gilf?	1.1705	0.03832	129	110	16	3
6373	After Tiger Woods I was like, "There goes the neighborhood," but surprisingly we haven't had those sorts of issues.	1.1705	0.03832	129	110	16	3
6374	Yup, folks, this place has it all. Nice neighborhood, great schools, and the greatest view of the golf course imaginable.	1.1705	0.03671	129	109	18	2
6375	Perhaps you would prefer The Muffin Man model. It's over on Drury Lane.	1.1704	0.03869	135	116	15	4
6376	It's an open plan design for good reason.	1.1704	0.03248	135	112	23	0
6377	No rats or mice, but we do have some other, er...friends.	1.1704	0.03572	135	114	19	2
6378	Very few people play the Don Quixote course ...So it's a steal!	1.1704	0.03724	135	115	17	3
6379	I'll just come out and say it––I'm a big fan of the place" "Yes, that's obvious, but I feel there's another big thing to discuss	1.1704	0.03414	135	113	21	1
6380	JESUS! FUCK!! Did any of you guys hear a giant "whooshing" sound just now?	1.1702	0.04145	141	124	10	7
6381	This ecofriendly tiny house just came on the market and is a real “whole in one!”	1.1701	0.03660	147	126	17	4
6382	It's golf course living with a capital "G."	1.1698	0.03902	106	89	16	1
6383	Ok, this is a working windmill. That’s in the contract. But no, there is nothing that says the clouds will always look like elephants.	1.1698	0.03902	106	89	16	1
6384	Sure, Mini or Maxi both work, but we prefer Couples Fantasy Golf	1.1698	0.04734	106	93	8	5
6385	This house will set a wind beneath your sails.	1.1698	0.04540	106	92	10	4
6386	And no lawn maintenance keeps your weekends free for 18 holes!	1.1696	0.03781	112	94	17	1
6387	Just make sure to watch out for brightly-colored boulders	1.1696	0.04185	112	96	13	3
6388	we can't putt putt around with this offer anymore	1.1696	0.04894	112	100	5	7
6389	To be fair, the listing did say there was a window unit.	1.1696	0.03781	112	94	17	1
6390	It grinds cannabis for a French Press.	1.1695	0.04047	118	101	14	3
6391	I know you thought I'd be showing you houses today, but I'm actually here to tell you that you've been shrunk to the size of mice and this mini golf course is your new home. And don't worry about the elephant. He's terrified of mice.	1.1695	0.03864	118	100	16	2
6392	As I mentioned over the phone... through-traffic in this neighborhood is really quite manageable...	1.1695	0.03671	118	99	18	1
6393	Er, you don’t have little children, do you?	1.1695	0.03469	118	98	20	0
6394	It's a BEAUTIFUL Security Fence	1.1694	0.04242	124	108	11	5
6395	You'll es=]]]]]]]]]]]]] You'll especially love staying home when it's windy.	1.1694	0.03921	124	106	15	3
6396	This one is a real bargain although it is in a flood zone	1.1694	0.03921	124	106	15	3
6397	It's a steal at half a windmillion.	1.1694	0.03570	124	104	19	1
6398	Windmill, elephant, chapel, open manhole --- sure, Bob's a little off the wall, but I think you're going to really love it in this cartoon.	1.1694	0.03921	124	106	15	3
6399	Sorry, Don. Your request is denied. Par stays at 3.	1.1694	0.03570	124	104	19	1
6400	Let us begin by addressing the elephant in the room(or should I say picture)	1.1692	0.03645	130	110	18	2
6401	And this is definitely the only place on the market in the whole town?	1.1692	0.03958	130	112	14	4
6402	Watch out for the golf balls	1.1692	0.03477	130	109	20	1
6403	You guys Lord of the Rings fans?	1.1692	0.03301	130	108	22	0
6404	This property is great, but you should wait until you see the back nine.	1.1692	0.04106	130	113	12	5
6405	Well, it's not really a turbine. Just looks like one maybe."	1.1692	0.03301	130	108	22	0
6406	Look at it like this: you make it past the hole, you dodge the spinning blades...what's junior done at school that day that's really so bad?	1.1692	0.03477	130	109	20	1
6407	Now if you are trying to start a family, put your fence inside your house.	1.1692	0.03958	130	112	14	4
6408	The former tenants, the Fingerdykes, moved across town to Ocean Avenue so he could be closer to his work.	1.1691	0.03843	136	117	15	4
6409	You told me that you didn't want your new house to be "underwater" like your last one . . .	1.1691	0.03548	136	115	19	2
6410	In order to move on to the church, one of you have to jump into the hole.	1.1691	0.03548	136	115	19	2
6411	And lastly, it was designed by the miniature golf champion.	1.1691	0.03843	136	117	15	4
6412	It doesn’t have the bathroom you wanted, but it is waterfall adjacent.	1.1691	0.03391	136	114	21	1
6413	It comes with crossing gates in case they decide to build a railroad across your front lawn	1.1689	0.03637	148	127	17	4
6414	To dream the impossible (American) dream...	1.1689	0.03761	148	128	15	5
6415	It's Panza but after you marry us it will be Rocinante.	1.1688	0.03297	154	130	22	2
6416	Very cool house!	1.1688	0.03545	154	132	18	4
6417	I think you'll love this next place! It's got a great yard and a lovely skylight in the kitchen.	1.1682	0.04090	107	91	14	2
6418	Careful you don't fall into the hole over there.	1.1681	0.04516	113	99	9	5
6419	Sorry, this mill is not gonna save you utility bill or maintenance fees.	1.1681	0.03956	113	96	15	2
6420	With this Dutch style house you can wave the American Dream at your neighbors. No need to bring up the elephant in the room.	1.1681	0.03834	119	101	16	2
6421	Many people have died here...which is why it's such a bargain.	1.1681	0.03834	119	101	16	2
6422	Most people don’t realize that the key is to strike the ball just as the blade covers the door.	1.1681	0.03643	119	100	18	1
6423	No playing between 10-9	1.1681	0.03643	119	100	18	1
6424	This is a new community for the golf and Total Wipeout enthusiast.	1.1681	0.04189	119	103	12	4
6425	The only thing that's not miniature is the ball.	1.1681	0.03834	119	101	16	2
6426	Millenial country club.	1.1680	0.04054	125	108	13	4
6427	No, white is the only color the balls come in	1.1680	0.03891	125	107	15	3
6428	It's a great place if you don't mind occasional visits by rather large golf balls.	1.1680	0.03722	125	106	17	2
6429	The previous owner got used to the moving shadows.	1.1680	0.03544	125	105	19	1
6430	It catches golf balls and insane knights.	1.1680	0.03891	125	107	15	3
6431	There isn't a grain of truth to the rumor the previous owner was a cereal killer.	1.1680	0.03722	125	106	17	2
6432	The financing is a little tricky, but my services are above par.	1.1680	0.03722	125	106	17	2
6433	Going in and will keep you fit if you time it right	1.1679	0.03778	131	112	16	3
6434	Strictly speaking, the dining room carries a two stroke penalty, but for you, I can put in a word with the course marshal.	1.1679	0.03619	131	111	18	2
6435	1. Package placed/Windmill activates. 2. Figure sneaks toward package/Windmill goes super warp. 3. Package sucked into house/Thief blown down hole.	1.1679	0.03619	131	111	18	2
6436	Don't fence you in, you say.	1.1679	0.03524	137	116	19	2
6437	Remember,it's all about location,location.	1.1679	0.03524	137	116	19	2
6438	Does it come with a clubhouse membership?	1.1678	0.03436	143	121	20	2
6439	It's a real hole in the ground	1.1678	0.03576	143	122	18	3
6440	Yeah, dude, it's a mini golf course, how wild is that? Fucking crazy, man. This is a real funny situation we have here.	1.1678	0.03712	143	123	16	4
6441	Plenty of room for your Mini around the back.	1.1678	0.03576	143	122	18	3
6442	Yes, well, the life-size golf balls going through your living room can be a bit of a hassle. But the previous owners are willing to take off $10,000 and throw in 10 free rounds of golf!	1.1678	0.03354	149	126	21	2
6443	You never have to worry about water in the basement.	1.1667	0.03619	156	135	16	5
6444	It's a WINDER of a deal!	1.1667	0.03594	132	112	18	2
6445	I get wanting to live on a putt-putt course, but this door seems inconvinient.	1.1667	0.03984	120	103	14	3
6446	It's a great place to host parties	1.1667	0.03648	138	118	17	3
6447	Putt Putt" is no longer acceptable by the PC Police because it sounds like old people expelling gas	1.1667	0.03695	126	107	17	2
6448	It's a great penthouse; power's free and the fan makes for a great conversation piece at parties.	1.1667	0.04156	120	104	12	4
6449	Wait till you see the elephant!	1.1667	0.03256	132	110	22	0
6450	The Giant? Oh, no worries-he gave up putt-putt years ago after the misses passed.	1.1667	0.03414	144	122	20	2
6451	This is a limited time offer for you to join an exclusive miniature golf community.	1.1667	0.04117	114	98	13	3
6452	Let's address the elephant in the room - his name is Dumbo, and he doesn't like it.	1.1667	0.03429	132	111	20	1
6453	Its Killing all the Birds	1.1667	0.03184	138	115	23	0
6454	Yeah it is perfect beach location, our concern is cocktail parties.	1.1667	0.03984	120	103	14	3
6455	One question - how do you deal with those balls always rolling through? I'm not sure I can write you a policy to cover that hazard.	1.1667	0.03648	138	118	17	3
6456	I'll take the elephant, not the windmil	1.1667	0.03791	138	119	15	4
6457	The previous occupant, opposed to clean energy, just lost his House!	1.1667	0.03863	126	108	15	3
6458	And if there's not enough wind to operate the windmill, you just hitch up the elephant."	1.1667	0.03519	126	106	19	1
6459	Buy from me, it's a jungle out there.	1.1667	0.03751	132	113	16	3
6460	Yes, it's drafty, but you must never shut the front door!	1.1667	0.04461	108	94	10	4
6461	While the timing was never going to be right for Macro Golf, the door to this place will improve your timing in a hurry.	1.1667	0.04024	126	109	13	4
6462	The business is for sale but the concept of macro golf has been slow to catch on. It's a scaleability problem.	1.1667	0.03519	126	106	19	1
6463	Now the first one to get a hole in one wins the house	1.1667	0.03695	126	107	17	2
6464	If you take down the wind vanes you could have a nice house with a pool in the basement.	1.1667	0.04156	120	104	12	4
6465	The last owner had a lot of dough.	1.1667	0.03902	132	114	14	4
6466	It's 100% energy self-sufficient, and you get free greens fees!	1.1667	0.03902	132	114	14	4
6467	And it is so convenient to the local sports amenities.	1.1667	0.03817	144	125	14	5
6468	And after work on Friday, you ditch this place and head to your weekend grotto.	1.1656	0.03482	157	135	18	4
6469	Between Russian meddling with underseas cables and unseasonably hot and cold weather, alternative energy properties are attracting far more interest than anticipated.	1.1655	0.03792	145	126	14	5
6470	White elephant? That's just the ghost of the Republican Party. Ignore it! Now, about this house here, not only does it run completely on wind energy, you have the entrance to a future Boring Company station literally right outside your front door!	1.1655	0.03531	145	124	18	3
6471	Is it quiet? Does a bull smell?	1.1655	0.03531	145	124	18	3
6472	This is a difficult coarse to take.	1.1655	0.03531	145	124	18	3
6473	... and you'll be one of very few with a green coffee grinder!	1.1655	0.03477	139	118	19	2
6474	Most of the drive by's happen over at number 9	1.1655	0.03624	139	119	17	3
6475	Think of it as a starter home. And it can be yours for peanuts.	1.1655	0.03765	139	120	15	4
6476	My company, Double Dutch, thanks you fir your purchase.	1.1655	0.03765	139	120	15	4
6477	This home comes with a super-sized mini-golf club.	1.1655	0.03324	139	117	21	1
6478	What do we do if the wind doesn't blow?	1.1655	0.03477	139	118	19	2
6479	Seriously, this is not a white elephant!	1.1654	0.03569	133	113	18	2
6480	"Just watch out for the balls, no problem!"	1.1654	0.03406	133	112	20	1
6481	This is the hottest golf course development in years. All I have left is the windmill seven... Be ready to take it now!	1.1654	0.03569	133	113	18	2
6482	And it even comes with a fully equipped home-entertainment center!	1.1654	0.03725	133	114	16	3
6483	Snap this one up. The next development of these energy houses is in the Atlantic ocean.	1.1654	0.03406	133	112	20	1
6484	Have you ever run track?	1.1654	0.03406	133	112	20	1
6485	The white elephant lurking in the background is not a reflection of the great investment that you made with this dutch dream.	1.1654	0.03725	133	114	16	3
6486	Is this what you meant by “curb appeal”?	1.1654	0.03834	127	109	15	3
6487	Yes, it's safe! Just be careful when you go out on a windy day.	1.1654	0.03310	127	106	21	0
6488	Cool in the Summer, cold as hell in the Winter; plastic accoutrements recommended."	1.1654	0.03668	127	108	17	2
6489	They said it's time to minimize our lifestyle.	1.1654	0.03834	127	109	15	3
6490	No puts allowed.	1.1654	0.03668	127	108	17	2
6491	I can assure you it’s no white elephant.	1.1654	0.03668	127	108	17	2
6492	This is a great second home for couples with oil rigs.	1.1654	0.03834	127	109	15	3
6493	This is a par-one with your credit score.	1.1653	0.03953	121	104	14	3
6494	Sometimes you're in the hole - sometimes you never even got out.	1.1653	0.03588	121	102	18	1
6495	Cool ! Retro air conditioning !!!	1.1653	0.03391	121	101	20	0
6496	It's a great little place- especially when the giant folks aren't playing miniature golf.	1.1653	0.03953	121	104	14	3
6497	This one slices easier and faster than the other ones do with one blade.	1.1653	0.03775	121	103	16	2
6498	Makes no difference if you play golf or not!	1.1653	0.03775	121	103	16	2
6499	And randomly enough, there's an elephant in the background!	1.1653	0.03588	121	102	18	1
6500	You’re not the first to complain about the golf course lot description.	1.1652	0.04266	115	100	11	4
6501	Just try not to get hit	1.1651	0.04226	109	94	12	3
6502	With the interest in building walls, this is a can't-lose investment.	1.1644	0.03508	146	125	18	3
6503	Yes, and besides a guaranteed deep sleep on windy nights, here’s a little secret about those propellors... Dodging them develops 7 separate motor skills. You‘ll be, hands down, the jumpiest folks in town.	1.1644	0.03640	146	126	16	4
6504	The tee is in the backyard	1.1643	0.03454	140	119	19	2
6505	It has a big ball room with swinging doors. A house to die for.	1.1643	0.03740	140	121	15	4
6506	Yes, it is quite unusual in design but with wind power you will realize significant savings on your electric bills.	1.1643	0.03454	140	119	19	2
6507	Balls in your face,in your mouth,in your bed!	1.1643	0.03740	140	121	15	4
6508	You will love living in this crime-free neighborhood!	1.1642	0.03544	134	114	18	2
6509	It's kind of a fixer-upper.	1.1642	0.03699	134	115	16	3
6510	The trick will be to unload it before the jumbo payments kick in.	1.1642	0.03544	134	114	18	2
6511	The whooshing drowns out the slaughterhouse screams.	1.1642	0.03991	134	117	12	5
6512	There's no better time to buy	1.1641	0.03807	128	110	15	3
6513	Have you seen Raiders of the Lost Ark?	1.1641	0.03468	128	108	19	1
6514	This is hole no. 5,thousands less than much of the holes. This includes the on again off again front door.	1.1641	0.03807	128	110	15	3
6515	Look, I’m not gonna lie. Some wires got crossed at the office and we built fences where your blades should be. The really bad news is that we used the blades to build the new elephant cage at the zoo and... well...	1.1641	0.03965	128	111	13	4
6516	Climbing all those stairs will keep you in great shape	1.1641	0.03286	128	107	21	0
6517	... and your kids will love riding it.	1.1641	0.03641	128	109	17	2
6518	Don’t worry, they won’t cross the aisle and the others can’t dig themselves out of the hole they’ve dug.	1.1641	0.03641	128	109	17	2
6519	A Sheik wants it for an Airbnb, so we should close the deal today.	1.1641	0.03807	128	110	15	3
6520	The HOA fee includes all lawn care.	1.1639	0.03561	122	103	18	1
6521	On the bright side, this house has “elephant bars”	1.1639	0.03923	122	105	14	3
6522	And there's a little Raiders of the Lost Arc in it too.	1.1639	0.03747	122	104	16	2
6523	Not only does it have a view of the third hole but it is Platinum LEED certified.	1.1639	0.03923	122	105	14	3
6524	These are our latest "tiny houses" with retractable fences, guaranteed to keep out any intruder.	1.1639	0.03747	122	104	16	2
6525	There is no longer an elephant in the room	1.1638	0.04051	116	100	13	3
6526	My dad used to own the theme park, but I’m more into Airbnb and stuff.	1.1636	0.03543	110	92	18	0
6527	Great views of the course, your own renewable energy — it’s a truly unique opportunity!	1.1636	0.03771	110	93	16	1
6528	Don’s harmless—he just doesn’t get the point of the game.	1.1636	0.04190	110	95	12	3
6529	..Your slogan would simply say life-size golf instead of miniature golf.	1.1636	0.04190	110	95	12	3
6530	As a disclaimer, no children were harmed in the making of this house.	1.1636	0.03543	110	92	18	0
6531	Now, this is a great starter home and comes with its own built-in safety door.	1.1636	0.03771	110	93	16	1
6532	It's the latest in sustainable home security, an elephant deflector, and a whole designed to stop those pesky self-driving cars that misinterpret the "Home" command.	1.1634	0.03402	153	131	19	3
6533	You'll love the the unique laundry line..	1.1634	0.03139	153	129	23	1
6534	Indeed, the address is 1 for this starter home.	1.1631	0.03576	141	121	17	3
6535	The neighborhood is great, and for this price, it's a real hole in one.	1.1631	0.03281	141	119	21	1
6536	This is the latest in whole house air conditioning designed to combat global warming. The trained elephant nearby is there for calm days to provide trunk powered cool mist. Because of the design of the house your payments will be made separately.	1.1631	0.03281	141	119	21	1
6537	You can leave your food procressor behind.	1.1631	0.03281	141	119	21	1
6538	And what’s more...Zero Co2 emissions: this property makes a very contemporary yet enduring environmental statement, Mr and Mrs Studebaker.	1.1630	0.03359	135	114	20	1
6539	Let's talk behind the windmill, we can ignore the elephant in the room that way.	1.1630	0.03359	135	114	20	1
6540	It’s a great location to start a family.	1.1630	0.03674	135	116	16	3
6541	Elephant, hmm? Well, when in Amsterdam....	1.1630	0.03821	135	117	14	4
6542	They're all duffers here. You won't by troubled by golf balls.	1.1630	0.03359	135	114	20	1
6543	It's quiet and serene in the winter but in warmer months you have to watch out for the golf balls.	1.1628	0.03444	129	109	19	1
6544	Of course! It's those over-sized, colored spheres that makes the place so affordable.	1.1628	0.03779	129	111	15	3
6545	Don't worry. Before closing, we'll get the city to permit tilting again.	1.1628	0.03615	129	110	17	2
6546	Both of you jump from the top into the hole and you keep the windmill.	1.1628	0.03779	129	111	15	3
6547	This unit can definitely power you toaster.	1.1628	0.03615	129	110	17	2
6548	Our homeowner's policy pays double if you get hit by a golf ball, even if it's as small as a minicar.	1.1628	0.03615	129	110	17	2
6549	'Well, your energy costs would be reduced, and there are hardly ever any tornadoes. Free pet if you sign today.'	1.1628	0.03444	129	109	19	1
6550	Just keep everyone out of the way of the golf balls and you'll be fine.	1.1628	0.03615	129	110	17	2
6551	Other attractive features of this listing are cost-free electricity & air conditioning whose design, especially nice, won't leave any dead birds in your front yard!"	1.1628	0.03263	129	108	21	0
6552	Are you familiar with how the Paris sewers are cleaned?	1.1628	0.03615	129	110	17	2
6553	Front doors are prohibited.	1.1626	0.03718	123	105	16	2
6554	Well, we do live in New Amsterdam...	1.1626	0.03718	123	105	16	2
6555	And it's always lots of fun to tie one of your tipsy dinner guests to the slats and watch them spin round and round until they agree to holler, "Ok -- I'll talk! I'll talk!"	1.1626	0.03535	123	104	18	1
6556	If you get this one, the next round’s on me!	1.1626	0.04061	123	107	12	4
6557	I think we lost him so let’s hurry back in the room.	1.1626	0.03535	123	104	18	1
6558	There is a little bit of damage from the previous owners, I think they said something about a donkey.	1.1626	0.04061	123	107	12	4
6559	It gets great shadows.	1.1625	0.03057	160	135	24	1
6560	Honey I shrunk the kids!	1.1624	0.04370	117	103	9	5
6561	This bargain is anything but mini.	1.1624	0.04198	117	102	11	4
6562	The ball is scary but watch out, the shoes will kill you.	1.1624	0.03831	117	100	15	2
6563	Did I mention our catastrophic coverage?	1.1624	0.03831	117	100	15	2
6564	Sure it looks dangerous but think of the energy potential and added security if someone trys to sneak in through the front door.	1.1623	0.03381	154	132	19	3
6565	If you see a club, just tuck and roll.	1.1623	0.03505	154	133	17	4
6566	Maxigolf never worked out, so now you get a home in one!	1.1622	0.03594	148	128	16	4
6567	This next one you're gonna love - it breaks wind and balls.	1.1622	0.03329	148	126	20	2
6568	It has 2 bathrooms, and 3 bedrooms, but it does get a bit drafty.	1.1622	0.03329	148	126	20	2
6569	This house is currently on the market for 200,000 tickets. “Honey this means I can’t get you the spider ring”.	1.1622	0.03953	111	95	14	2
6570	It quiets down when the mini-golfers go home.	1.1620	0.03409	142	121	19	2
6571	Brilliant, eh? First we shrunk you down to the size of a mouse. Now this repurposed putt-putt hole #17 is perfect-sized as your new, affordable abode.	1.1620	0.03553	142	122	17	3
6572	It's noisy, but at least there are no elephants in the room.	1.1620	0.03409	142	121	19	2
6573	No, this is The Windmill I do Mind!	1.1620	0.03260	142	120	21	1
6574	Thinking of buying this... but does it also run on Windows?	1.1618	0.03795	136	118	14	4
6575	Don't worry, if the wind dies down the sermons from next door will help a lot.	1.1618	0.03649	136	117	16	3
6576	The neighborhood has been set up like a miniature golf course. Just watch out for the holes.	1.1618	0.04072	136	120	10	6
6577	It's not Augusta, but the electric bill is a hole in one	1.1615	0.03590	130	111	17	2
6578	The mill grinds slowly.	1.1615	0.03419	130	110	19	1
6579	The last owner was knocked into the hole when a giant ball rolled right through the living room, but don't worry. It's an easy fix and I can get you the place for a steal.	1.1615	0.03752	130	112	15	3
6580	You won’t find a house more in vogue	1.1615	0.03419	130	110	19	1
6581	It comes with a nuclear option.	1.1613	0.04030	124	108	12	4
6582	The short game has its advantages.	1.1613	0.03508	124	105	18	1
6583	This hole is a par 3 if you are 6 ft 5...par 5 if you are shorter	1.1613	0.03508	124	105	18	1
6584	You can whisk away that pesky zoo odor.	1.1613	0.03508	124	105	18	1
6585	...and the dike is guaranteed not to burst for five years"	1.1613	0.03691	124	106	16	2
6586	I can assure you that the rumors of a ghostly elephant haunting the neighborhood are just that.	1.1613	0.03864	124	107	14	3
6587	Now, what are the Republicans up to?	1.1613	0.04030	124	108	12	4
6588	It looks the same when it’s windy.	1.1613	0.03691	124	106	16	2
6589	Tim wants to tip toe through the tulips with me	1.1611	0.03443	149	128	18	3
6590	The children will love it and your miniature schnauzer will feel right at home here, too.	1.1610	0.03605	118	100	17	1
6591	Claes Oldenburg and the Toll Brothers were inspired when playing miniature golf	1.1610	0.03986	118	102	13	3
6592	The way I see it, you're gonna want to act fast, folks. This baby's a hole-in-one." Catherine Barron Fredericksburg, V	1.1610	0.04164	118	103	11	4
6593	Your windy mill home provides you with a cool breeze.	1.1610	0.03800	118	101	15	2
6594	Frankly, it's the golfball problem....	1.1610	0.03800	118	101	15	2
6595	Now tell me, Where were you on the night of the hole in one?	1.1608	0.03387	143	122	19	2
6596	It's better when the shadows pass by.	1.1608	0.03667	143	124	15	4
6597	Actually, in this community pools are generally frowned upon.	1.1608	0.03239	143	121	21	1
6598	YOU`LL LOSE YOUR HEADS OVER THIS SCREAMING DEAL	1.1607	0.03710	112	95	16	1
6599	Welcome to the Tiny People's Pitch-n-Putt.	1.1606	0.03624	137	118	16	3
6600	Put-Put is slow this time of year so they’re leasing to qualified couples.	1.1603	0.03725	131	113	15	3
6601	Minor design flaws aside, as environmentally conscious homebuyers I knew you’d appreciate the LEED ultra-platinum rating.	1.1603	0.03880	131	114	13	4
6602	Sure, I know it is a fixer-upper. That's why it just costs 'peanuts'. But this place is perfect for a couple, like yourself, that likes to just putter a round. PLUS, it's convenient. You're just a few steps away from the Church and the Zoo.	1.1603	0.03564	131	112	17	2
6603	I'm really not supposed to tell you this, but the previous owners were Brobdingnagians.	1.1603	0.03564	131	112	17	2
6604	Truth to tell, the only other “elephant in the room “ is the one out of the room.	1.1603	0.03564	131	112	17	2
6605	And the mini golf ball is included in the price.	1.1603	0.03564	131	112	17	2
6606	And it comes with an elephant in the back yard.	1.1603	0.03725	131	113	15	3
6607	It's energy efficient and your neighbors are practically invisible.	1.1600	0.03292	125	105	20	0
6608	If you buy this house you can rest assured that it will never go underwater.	1.1600	0.03149	150	127	22	1
6609	It's perfect for you. Backs up to the 9th green. No little kids.	1.1600	0.03288	150	128	20	2
6610	You're mature enough to let another man play-through, aren't ya Dave?	1.1600	0.03663	125	107	16	2
6611	Of course, if you buy the place you will have to adjust to being part of miniature golf in this land of giants.	1.1600	0.03663	125	107	16	2
6612	It would be easy to remodel those seven wee bedrooms.	1.1600	0.03483	125	106	18	1
6613	You'll love it. People in the neighborhood are very friendly.	1.1600	0.03483	125	106	18	1
6614	The sound repels elephants and other pests.	1.1600	0.03835	125	108	14	3
6615	Obviously this one is for a young couple like yourselves.	1.1600	0.03483	125	106	18	1
6616	Perks include free putters, rotating shade, daily animal clouds, and more.	1.1600	0.03835	125	108	14	3
6617	Well at least the elephant won't come in your house. They hate windmills.	1.1597	0.03366	144	123	19	2
6618	I know it's just over your budget, but let's putt it this way...	1.1597	0.03507	144	124	17	3
6619	The owners (unusual people) will pay you live in their house.	1.1597	0.03900	144	127	11	6
6620	Forget the Elephant, it just tilting the windmill.	1.1597	0.03771	119	102	15	2
6621	The good news is your just a four iron from work .	1.1594	0.03599	138	119	16	3
6622	Trust me, you'll get used to the outdoor toilet. Plus the windmill will push the smell away from you.	1.1594	0.03449	138	118	18	2
6623	Think Big!	1.1594	0.03449	138	118	18	2
6624	It's a little over budget but think of the money you'll save on wind!	1.1594	0.03292	138	117	20	1
6625	It's cheap...damit...c'mon	1.1594	0.03599	138	119	16	3
6626	Good news! TheQuixotes have this baby priced to sell. Bad news! It’s near a golf course.	1.1594	0.03292	138	117	20	1
6627	This is specifically designed by the NSA to keep the elephant out of the bedroom.	1.1593	0.03888	113	97	14	2
6628	Don't putt around on your offer.	1.1593	0.03888	113	97	14	2
6629	Perfect choice for golf enthusiasts such as yourselves	1.1591	0.03372	132	112	19	1
6630	I'm pretty sure you might have just passed some wind	1.1591	0.03372	132	112	19	1
6631	Things have changed a lot since I took my first beanstalk up here. They have mini-golf now!	1.1591	0.03852	132	115	13	4
6632	No I'm not kidding, someone lives here!	1.1591	0.03372	132	112	19	1
6633	it’s a great neighborhood to raise a family.	1.1591	0.03539	132	113	17	2
6634	The only drawback to living on this golf course is that it’s only a “par 3 course.”	1.1591	0.03372	132	112	19	1
6635	Sorry we’re late; we hit the bank on our way here.	1.1589	0.03528	151	131	16	4
6636	Of coarse the fencing will need some attention	1.1589	0.04017	107	92	13	2
6637	Well, no...a dog is not recommended.	1.1589	0.04017	107	92	13	2
6638	For your ceremony, we will have to time the blade rotation.	1.1589	0.04231	107	93	11	3
6639	It’s a foreclosure sale. The previous owner failed to pay his electricity bill.	1.1587	0.03636	126	108	16	2
6640	With your legacy membership you get unlimited access to the big kids course	1.1587	0.03457	126	107	18	1
6641	This property was designed with the putt-putterer in mind.	1.1587	0.03636	126	108	16	2
6642	I think we could really save you some money on your electric bill with the installation of a couple solar panels.	1.1586	0.03198	145	123	21	1
6643	You might get a few Cary Grant fans sometimes... otherwise it's very quiet.	1.1586	0.03198	145	123	21	1
6644	The last golfers who played through left this real estate in turnkey condition.	1.1586	0.03198	145	123	21	1
6645	It was built on the Miniature Golf Course theme. The price is right but you have to watch your step.	1.1584	0.03913	101	86	14	1
6646	We saw your ad in the paper for "White Elephant" open house. Which model is this?	1.1583	0.03550	120	102	17	1
6647	Yep, climate change...but good news you can get in the front door.	1.1583	0.03742	120	103	15	2
6648	We're gonna need a bigger ball!	1.1583	0.03550	120	102	17	1
6649	Think about it this way........no air conditioning bills.	1.1583	0.03742	120	103	15	2
6650	To help pay off the mortgage you'll have a grinding service for your neighbor farmers.	1.1583	0.03742	120	103	15	2
6651	Bet you were so worried the door would shop your head off you didn't notice the haunting soul of Zumbo the elephant, he's the one you should be scared of. Also, watch out for the big ass hole.	1.1583	0.03924	120	104	13	3
6652	Tired of the same old grind? Buy this baby today and we'll throw in a new millstone!!" (and we'll toss in the elephant in the background	1.1583	0.03924	120	104	13	3
6653	I hope you love playing mini-golf!	1.1583	0.03346	120	101	19	0
6654	We call him "Down" Quixote now.	1.1583	0.03575	139	120	16	3
6655	It was a build by a guy who just loved "Putt Putt" golf .	1.1583	0.03426	139	119	18	2
6656	This is the most affordable in Vancouver	1.1583	0.03575	139	120	16	3
6657	It's the latest in urban planning.	1.1583	0.03718	139	121	14	4
6658	Invest with us and we’ll protect your wealth in case of a rainy day.	1.1579	0.03514	133	114	17	2
6659	It's a safety feature that keeps the elephant away!	1.1579	0.03379	152	131	18	3
6660	If you make a hole in one, you get two weeks' free time share.	1.1579	0.03348	133	113	19	1
6661	You can always make 'it' a play area for children"	1.1579	0.03174	133	112	21	0
6662	The owners are Dutch, which presents some difficulties, but it could always be worse. I mean, Christ, at least they're not Belgian!	1.1579	0.03825	133	116	13	4
6663	This house is great it has the best air conditioning you can ask for.	1.1579	0.03856	114	98	14	2
6664	Have you seen that movie “Downsizing” with Matt Damon?	1.1579	0.03174	133	112	21	0
6665	A fine, roomy home, if you don't mind stray pars.	1.1575	0.03323	146	125	19	2
6666	Sorry, but I warned you about taking more than one tab before our appointment.	1.1575	0.03596	146	127	15	4
6667	It's a McGolf course for the McMansion set.	1.1575	0.03323	146	125	19	2
6668	Grab a blade and hold on tight for the best view in town! Sure, the motor can be a bit noisy, but Holeowners' Association rules let you shut it off at night when the course is closed.	1.1575	0.03245	127	107	20	0
6669	...and when you feel like puttin around here's the guest house.	1.1575	0.03941	127	111	12	4
6670	If you pick the first floor, electricity’s on us!	1.1575	0.03610	127	109	16	2
6671	Dutch mini-golf has its differences	1.1574	0.03982	108	93	13	2
6672	Three beds, two baths, and really friendly neighbors.	1.1574	0.03982	108	93	13	2
6673	Don't worry about that - they're allowed to set place the ball six feet from any hazard.	1.1574	0.03758	108	92	15	1
6674	If you buy it he will come.	1.1574	0.03758	108	92	15	1
6675	Two green aspects. Door security and the neighbors when they see your Christmas Lighting	1.1571	0.03551	140	121	16	3
6676	We let him out of the room, but he's still there.	1.1571	0.03249	140	119	20	1
6677	No worries...They are 90% air!	1.1571	0.03404	140	120	18	2
6678	it took a decade to build, the builders just wouldn't stop putt-ering around	1.1571	0.03404	140	120	18	2
6679	The yard is not level, but you never have to mow it.	1.1571	0.03249	140	119	20	1
6680	The last owner was Terry Gilliam, who hardly used it at all.	1.1570	0.03713	121	104	15	2
6681	Make sure you get home insurance before Jimmy's 10th Birthday Party... It's going to be a category 5.	1.1570	0.03523	121	103	17	1
6682	We call it life-size mini golf. For children and the fraud golfers-at-heart.	1.1570	0.03713	121	104	15	2
6683	It's a cute house and location, location, location. The lot size is 364-4π square feet.	1.1569	0.03092	153	130	22	1
6684	the security system is intermittent BUT clog free & yes there are two putters & balls included	1.1569	0.04350	102	89	10	3
6685	This model is called Fairway Fairytale, the most popular home in our maxigolf community.	1.1567	0.03647	134	116	15	3
6686	The good news is that this home is within your budget	1.1567	0.03647	134	116	15	3
6687	Fixer Upper	1.1567	0.03490	134	115	17	2
6688	Obstruction views of the White House	1.1567	0.03490	134	115	17	2
6689	And here is our Fence Model. When necessary, it prevents the elephant from coming into the center of the room and keeps him in the middle of the yard.	1.1567	0.03152	134	113	21	0
6690	It's the tops in going off the grid, but the neighborhood is a real zoo.	1.1567	0.03152	134	113	21	0
6691	Par-don my question, but why was this house putt on the market?	1.1567	0.03798	134	117	13	4
6692	Home buyer's special: conserve both energy and endangered species at a new low price.	1.1565	0.03620	115	98	16	1
6693	It’s generally safe but please keep the kids away from the sinkhole at house 18 down the block.	1.1565	0.03825	115	99	14	2
6694	The entire property was Mr. Kongs. This is only the 16th hole.	1.1565	0.04020	115	100	12	3
6695	Look out for the Golf balls	1.1565	0.03573	147	128	15	4
6696	Do you have anything for a nuclear family?	1.1562	0.03912	128	112	12	4
6697	You'll get used to the red, green, blue and yellow balls rolling through.	1.1562	0.03751	128	111	14	3
6698	At My Gulliver's Industries, we're proud that our self-powering, eco-friendly cell towers spin money for you 24/7 while also soothing those neighbors who complain about the "eyesore problem" caused by our competitors' cell towers.	1.1562	0.03222	128	108	20	0
6699	This is our miniature model.	1.1562	0.03583	128	110	16	2
6700	Play any day but Sunday. The elephant plays on Sunday/	1.1562	0.04066	128	113	10	5
6701	And as you can see	1.1562	0.03751	128	111	14	3
6702	What’s so complicated about hit or miss? Focus on the energy efficiency!	1.1562	0.03751	128	111	14	3
6703	Homes on the golf links never become white elephants	1.1562	0.03583	128	110	16	2
6704	The house is powered by renewable energy...the first wind-powered turbine of its kind.	1.1562	0.03222	128	108	20	0
6705	Well, it's a no brainer for ease of living with energy galore and a church nearby. Now the elephant...hmmm....we are still investigating but ofcourse he can also be used for your transportation! Just a great deal!" says the realtor!	1.1560	0.03381	141	121	18	2
6706	The blades are made from carbon fiber so they will last for years.	1.1560	0.03948	109	94	13	2
6707	The oil company has patented this model.	1.1557	0.04036	122	107	11	4
6708	It’s called guillotine golf. The object’s to get the head in the hole.	1.1557	0.03864	122	106	13	3
6709	It’s Utopia for adults who were shrunk by their parents when they were kids	1.1557	0.03685	122	105	15	2
6710	William and Julia, welcome to Bedminster Miniature Golf Club, a subsidiary of TrumpCo....	1.1557	0.03296	122	103	19	0
6711	This community was designed for couples planning for an early retirement.	1.1556	0.03622	135	117	15	3
6712	It's a great house for the two of you, unless a golf ball comes through! Jeffrey Manly Toronto,On	1.1556	0.03131	135	114	21	0
6713	The HOA fee includes the wooden shoes and ten tulip bulbs.	1.1556	0.03622	135	117	15	3
6714	Live off the rails!	1.1556	0.03466	135	116	17	2
6715	I'm afraid the President did not see that coming..	1.1554	0.03281	148	127	19	2
6716	We only cover damages intermittently.	1.1554	0.03419	148	128	17	3
6717	The HOA includes an unlimited supply of pink golf balls.	1.1554	0.03281	148	127	19	2
6718	Welcome to Trump Putt-Putt!	1.1554	0.03550	148	129	15	4
6719	The previous owners recommend putting around the house.	1.1553	0.03843	103	88	14	1
6720	now the whole neighborhood can see your white picket fence.	1.1553	0.04083	103	89	12	2
6721	Retro? I’m not quite sure. But it has a certain charm. Biddings bound to be brisk!	1.1552	0.03987	116	101	12	3
6722	No, the elephant doesn't care if you snore.	1.1552	0.03376	116	98	18	0
6723	The golf ball will be installed next week !	1.1552	0.03376	116	98	18	0
6724	Noise? Sure. But consider the carbon footprint reduction in pure wind power.	1.1552	0.03376	116	98	18	0
6725	Sure we’ll reduce the price for fencing off that hole.	1.1552	0.03794	116	100	14	2
6726	It makes the perfect Airbnb rental and your guests could pump their own artisanal water.	1.1552	0.03591	116	99	16	1
6727	The previous owner was a pink dog named Courage	1.1550	0.03383	129	110	18	1
6728	This house comes with "Neighbor Protection Insurance"	1.1550	0.03199	129	109	20	0
6729	We discovered a typo in the blueprints. Your house is ginormous, by the way.	1.1550	0.03724	129	112	14	3
6730	This purchase would doubtless be a turning point in your lives. Margaret Agner, Bogart, GA	1.1550	0.03199	129	109	20	0
6731	With three offers on the table, I suggest you move fast. This IS the last unsold home in Hacker Haven.	1.1549	0.03505	142	123	16	3
6732	You would have had a case if the ad said "Diminutive Golf". Sorry.	1.1549	0.03505	142	123	16	3
6733	Huh... The weather report didn't say it was gonna be this windy	1.1549	0.03505	142	123	16	3
6734	The hailstones are as big as golf balls!	1.1545	0.03470	123	105	17	1
6735	But they're only miniature balls.	1.1545	0.03835	123	107	13	3
6736	Finally, this community boasts a unique, green, public transit system.	1.1545	0.03835	123	107	13	3
6737	WE all this open “air” concept...	1.1545	0.03657	123	106	15	2
6738	Yes, but how do we get the elephant “back” in the room?	1.1545	0.03657	123	106	15	2
6739	How was I supposed to know what you meant by 'Gigantic Mini-Golf Course?'	1.1545	0.03657	123	106	15	2
6740	And it's cool in the summer.	1.1545	0.03470	123	105	17	1
6741	The asking price is one giant orange golf ball.	1.1544	0.03746	136	119	13	4
6742	It comes with a free elevator to heaven, accessible via the front door.	1.1544	0.03442	136	117	17	2
6743	The Jolly Green Giant got bored with mini golf.	1.1544	0.03442	136	117	17	2
6744	The green carpet is shiny new and I'm sure you'd both enjoy puttering around this home...!	1.1544	0.03442	136	117	17	2
6745	It’s what we call, in real estate, a step up home	1.1544	0.03746	136	119	13	4
6746	Lilli can putt, and how!!	1.1544	0.03119	149	127	21	1
6747	Yes, it’s a pricey neighborhood but this particular model saves you a bundle with it’s wind powered appliances.	1.1538	0.03532	130	112	16	2
6748	It even comes with a pet elephant named Sancho!	1.1538	0.03359	130	111	18	1
6749	The villagers are nice but there appears to be an elephant in the room!	1.1538	0.03177	130	110	20	0
6750	This house is perfect for a putt-putter-er	1.1538	0.03532	130	112	16	2
6751	Don't worry Paul Bunyan can't putt for beans.	1.1538	0.03620	143	125	14	4
6752	Property taxes are high but the school district is amazing.	1.1538	0.03482	143	124	16	3
6753	Just BE the ball Danny	1.1538	0.03764	117	101	14	2
6754	And that's how you build equity.	1.1538	0.03532	130	112	16	2
6755	Sorry, no. The 'No Children' policy applies only to the homeowners.	1.1538	0.03337	143	123	18	2
6756	We call this our 98.3% hole in one.	1.1538	0.03028	143	121	22	0
6757	I’m rather looking for a Sancho Panza’ s style	1.1533	0.03376	150	130	17	3
6758	Hit or miss? I guess they never miss, huh?	1.1533	0.03258	137	117	19	1
6759	Comes with a built-in neighbor repellant and more!	1.1533	0.03258	137	117	19	1
6760	What a stroke of luck we landed this property	1.1533	0.03419	137	118	17	2
6761	It's everything you asked for - big on energy efficiency and precise timing on when you get in the house." "Sir, we meant marketing timing and a windmill, really?" "Shush dear, I think we have one wish left." Clients at Aladdin's Genie Realtor	1.1533	0.03258	137	117	19	1
6762	This second house we're looking at is built on a jumbo-mini golf course. It's a real hole-in-one.	1.1533	0.03419	137	118	17	2
6763	I hope you can handle a 30 foot club.	1.1533	0.03419	137	118	17	2
6764	What's not to love? 2 bedrooms, 1 bath, giant wind blades, and free access to the community elephant.	1.1532	0.03629	124	107	15	2
6765	The owners said that it's time to putt your money where your mouths are.	1.1532	0.03806	124	108	13	3
6766	The price reflects that it is a fixer upper	1.1532	0.03629	124	107	15	2
6767	Property prices are bound to rise - Tiger is back!	1.1532	0.03806	124	108	13	3
6768	It even has income potential if you install straps on the blades and offer rides.	1.1532	0.03629	124	107	15	2
6769	Do we get elephant insurance?	1.1532	0.03629	124	107	15	2
6770	What's the difference between a house and a windmill?	1.1532	0.04087	111	97	11	3
6771	Remember--location, location, recreation.	1.1532	0.03882	111	96	13	2
6772	You are going to want to avoid the blue balls.	1.1532	0.04087	111	97	11	3
6773	It comes with Hans Christian Anderson's coffee maker.	1.1528	0.03597	144	126	14	4
6774	The Smart No Soliciting is still in Beta.	1.1528	0.03459	144	125	16	3
6775	Combining miniature golf with suburban living is all the rage; its worth considering	1.1527	0.03335	131	112	18	1
6776	It's way under your price range. Entry is in back, and no lawn care needed, just watch out for the giant putt-putt monsters.	1.1527	0.03507	131	113	16	2
6777	Absolutely, it's a shoe-in.	1.1527	0.03335	131	112	18	1
6778	If anyone catches wind of the deal, they will be dealing with a hole in one.	1.1527	0.03827	131	115	12	4
6779	No, They're not stationary, they do move all the time, BUT the view from here is worth the feat of Beating the Blades.	1.1527	0.03335	131	112	18	1
6780	He's just there in case the wind turbines can't power your tv anymore.	1.1525	0.03924	118	103	12	3
6781	It has all the benfits of a neighborhood where the doors are always open, plus a quick commute downtown.	1.1525	0.03535	118	101	16	1
6782	We can guarantee you there won't be any large golf balls rolling through your living room.	1.1525	0.03535	118	101	16	1
6783	Giants of the game moved on, could never fill the hole leaving left!	1.1525	0.03535	118	101	16	1
6784	I know it's a daily grind, but you get co-generation, too.	1.1523	0.03609	151	133	13	5
6785	Hahahahaha... like... hahahaha... if you, like, try to get in the house you finna get smacked by the big fan blades, homie... hahahahaha	1.1523	0.03729	151	134	11	6
6786	This is the perfect mausoleum for your recently-deceased, gigantic loved one. It has been disturbed but once in 400 or so years by a crazed knight riding a decrepit horse. Other than that misfortune, all giants who enter here rest in eternal peace.	1.1522	0.03396	138	119	17	2
6787	If you don't want to live in a Dutch windmill, we also have the Africa theme park.	1.1522	0.03237	138	118	19	1
6788	That elephant cloud IS the wind.	1.1520	0.03602	125	108	15	2
6789	For the love of god Dale! I told you not to call the freaking elephant Donald Trunk.	1.1520	0.03944	125	110	11	4
6790	I'll warn you, the neighborhood is very loud.	1.1518	0.03406	112	95	17	0
6791	Solar panels - not needed! This Dutch-Dyke Colonial only utilizes heaven-sent, wind-sweeping cross power, instead!	1.1518	0.04053	112	98	11	3
6792	But, miniature and Dutch needn't be an oxymoron....	1.1518	0.03634	112	96	15	1
6793	And this quaint little cottage was once owned by the Jolly Green Giant	1.1518	0.03849	112	97	13	2
6794	Will see if your offer is on par with Mr. Cheese	1.1518	0.03849	112	97	13	2
6795	I checked with the board. Giant elephant ghosts are not an issue, so long as they’re trained.	1.1517	0.03705	145	128	12	5
6796	Don't pay any attention to the elephant that lives around the corner.	1.1517	0.03294	145	125	18	2
6797	You will find the rent is quite reasonable for the very large space, and you will always be given advance notice so you can temporarily vacate the property when Gargantua is coming here to play.	1.1515	0.03482	132	114	16	2
6798	Alice, I told you it has a built-in security system!	1.1515	0.03312	132	113	18	1
6799	You may find the occasional goofball, and that is exciting!	1.1515	0.03482	132	114	16	2
6800	After his term the President wants to move to real Disney World. He already bought the White House, thats why we are selling the other properties - it’s a bargain.	1.1515	0.03482	132	114	16	2
6801	I bought it from a dealer in Miami. Dutch Singularity!	1.1513	0.03298	119	101	18	0
6802	‘Getting past the pinwheel is the interview for Secretary of Defense’	1.1513	0.03893	119	104	12	3
6803	Give me your money or I'll put a hole in one! get it?" "...	1.1511	0.03215	139	119	19	1
6804	Win mill. Win mill," I said. "You've won a win mill!	1.1511	0.03215	139	119	19	1
6805	For an area like this it's actually like a giant!	1.1511	0.03524	139	121	15	3
6806	And as an added bonus, free golf right out your friend door!	1.1511	0.03215	139	119	19	1
6807	And this is the Dutch-style model home. All the charm and none of the working windmill issues.	1.1508	0.03749	126	110	13	3
6808	... and we are even going to though in a membership for your troubles	1.1508	0.03915	126	111	11	4
6809	Now that we have global warming, it has slowed the timing, and the last owners say it gave a sweet rhythm to their retirement days.	1.1508	0.03575	126	109	15	2
6810	Every property in this neighborhood has one as a standard amenity....pool or jacuzzi, your choice!	1.1507	0.03273	146	126	18	2
6811	So sorry. He tried to get out too fast - was clobbered in the head.	1.1504	0.04019	113	99	11	3
6812	On the other hand there may be an elephant in the room.	1.1504	0.04019	113	99	11	3
6813	Each tunnel leads to a different national icon.	1.1504	0.03604	113	97	15	1
6814	This one has a distinctive air and a unique vibe to it, but I thought you might come around to liking it	1.1504	0.03458	133	115	16	2
6815	I know it has a great view of the dike, but FEMA cut off flood insurance during the shutdown.	1.1504	0.03458	133	115	16	2
6816	Now don’t be fooled by appearances. This may not be as sophisticated as what you’re used to but a level of experience is needed to negotiate this successfully on the first go. You need to trust me when we get in there. This is right in my wheelhouse.	1.1504	0.03458	133	115	16	2
6817	It has a 2 below par walk score	1.1504	0.03773	133	117	12	4
6818	But you have to go inside if you want to play	1.1504	0.03289	133	114	18	1
6819	Look you fools, I told you it was a fixer upper, dam	1.1504	0.03111	133	113	20	0
6820	There is an App for that!	1.1504	0.03619	133	116	14	3
6821	It's not perfect, but it does keep most of those big balls out.	1.1504	0.03458	133	115	16	2
6822	I'll be happy to sell this house for 20 bucks, Miss, if you can get inside the house.	1.1504	0.03921	133	118	10	5
6823	It comes with a golf cart and discounted green fees.	1.1504	0.03111	133	113	20	0
6824	Well folks, the property developers held a Kaizen event on this lot. They turned the sink hole into an “opportunity”!	1.1503	0.03182	153	132	19	2
6825	The choir's new trumpet player is divine.	1.1500	0.03351	140	121	17	2
6826	You are now insured against Mini-golf developers and a giant Don Qixote.	1.1500	0.03351	140	121	17	2
6827	As a historic site, you can appreciate the preservation efforts above and below ground.	1.1500	0.03273	120	102	18	0
6828	It's either this, or you take a shot at the stock market.	1.1500	0.03676	120	104	14	2
6829	‘The boy who cried wind...?’ Ha, ha, it’s funny you should mention that.	1.1500	0.03501	140	122	15	3
6830	It’s only got one bathroom, But there’s an income associated with it.	1.1500	0.03501	140	122	15	3
6831	Just rent out the ground floor. You’ll get extra income, so it’s a win-win.	1.1500	0.03676	120	104	14	2
6832	If you enjoy challenge you're going to love both the house and neighborhood	1.1500	0.03481	120	103	16	1
6833	This property won't last long!	1.1497	0.03018	167	144	21	2
6834	You're gonna love the view.	1.1497	0.03106	147	126	20	1
6835	It's a cool new style called "Windmill Chic."	1.1497	0.03528	147	129	14	4
6836	Just slide in for a sec and check yourself.	1.1497	0.03106	147	126	20	1
6837	Can I interest you in Fantasy golf?	1.1496	0.03549	127	110	15	2
6838	Think of it as miniature golf for the homeowner.	1.1496	0.03721	127	111	13	3
6839	...and, you''ll love the view of the neighbors elephant hedge.	1.1496	0.03549	127	110	15	2
6840	It's said to ward off Alzheimer's.	1.1496	0.03549	127	110	15	2
6841	Well first of all, it's in your price rage, and as a plus it's within perfect proximity of the golf course.	1.1496	0.03885	127	112	11	4
6842	It holds the future to our power.	1.1496	0.03178	127	108	19	0
6843	It's the best of the 18 properties because the large white sphere disappears in the hole and does not need to be retrieved.	1.1495	0.03464	107	91	16	0
6844	Our children are ten times more likely to be admitted to Ivy League Universities.	1.1493	0.03594	134	117	14	3
6845	Yes, yes the Seller is an avid mini-golfer, but there is an offer in place from a wind energy investor. As your real estate agent, I must urge you to put in your best offer today.	1.1493	0.03594	134	117	14	3
6846	Yes, it was a Dutch architect but I thought that was a good thing.	1.1493	0.03594	134	117	14	3
6847	PSST..., Guido wants the vig for the Tulips	1.1493	0.03266	134	115	18	1
6848	Just need to add a bathroom on the second floor.	1.1493	0.03594	134	117	14	3
6849	this house is next house is perfect, if you don't mind the draft	1.1493	0.03594	134	117	14	3
6850	Great decision upgrading to Deluxe. Our Basic customers complain nonstop that the litter-box walls are too high.	1.1493	0.03594	134	117	14	3
6851	JUMBO golf! A hole-some game for all sizes!	1.1493	0.03746	134	118	12	4
6852	What is this going to cost us in H.O.A. fees?	1.1491	0.03786	114	99	13	2
6853	Just pretend it’s a bar and you have to pass through the swinging doors ever time you enter or exit.	1.1491	0.03786	114	99	13	2
6854	This real estate listing is a hole in one!	1.1491	0.03986	114	100	11	3
6855	Every time a hipster brings a first date here, a literal 'elephant in the room' materializes to metaphorically trample the pseudo-irony, so we'll need you to sign this waiver.	1.1489	0.03478	141	123	15	3
6856	Yes, the HOA fees are standard in these kind of communities.	1.1489	0.03620	141	124	13	4
6857	At last we've made golf great again." "You see, honey.This is the real deal, the way our parents used to play."	1.1489	0.03620	141	124	13	4
6858	On the plus side, the casualty rating for the upper floors is pretty much nil.	1.1489	0.03758	141	125	11	5
6859	Why do you think there’s an elephant behind the house?	1.1488	0.03454	121	104	16	1
6860	I can offer you a non hole-in-one insurance plan	1.1488	0.03648	121	105	14	2
6861	Wife to lawyer: “And this toy windmill is all the fortune his favorite aunt left him” ? Husband, smiling : “At least we could safely say - she thought she was the wind beneath my mills...?”	1.1484	0.03523	128	111	15	2
6862	In case you have any little rug rats, you'll be happy to know your home is fully carpeted and entirely fenced in.	1.1484	0.03523	128	111	15	2
6863	En un lugar de la Mancha,de cuyo nombre no quiero acordarme,...	1.1484	0.03694	128	112	13	3
6864	I know you are new to Brobdingnag, but this is a real steal, I assure you.	1.1484	0.03344	128	110	17	1
6865	This one is the most elephant-proof . You'll get used to the hazards over time.	1.1484	0.03523	128	111	15	2
6866	it's perfect for planting roses...and so close to a place of worship	1.1484	0.03155	128	109	19	0
6867	The price is good. A thousand dollars,tops. Nice neighbors,too.	1.1484	0.03400	155	136	15	4
6868	It's wise not to overextend yourselves.	1.1481	0.03410	135	117	16	2
6869	On the other hand...	1.1481	0.03244	135	116	18	1
6870	Let’s consider a compromise, this listing is both close to shopping and on a golf course...	1.1481	0.03678	108	93	14	1
6871	I know the listing said Dutch Colonial, but what are the odds of them getting through?	1.1481	0.03410	135	117	16	2
6872	Now, this house is known to have dents here and there, but its the only one we found in your price range...	1.1481	0.03569	135	118	14	3
6873	Another benefit is having direct access to the town's "FORE!" crier.	1.1481	0.03410	135	117	16	2
6874	Windmills will not do the work for global warming. Too slow. You can pray, Parson, but no promises prayers would work. You are better off with a see-saw and a couple of kids.	1.1481	0.03569	135	118	14	3
6875	Elephant in the room, no he lives down the street, but it is located on a miniature golf course.	1.1479	0.02990	142	121	21	0
6876	And, owners get free access to the community's Skee-Ball facilities!	1.1479	0.03152	142	122	19	1
6877	Don't let the schools in this area putt you off...	1.1479	0.03307	142	123	17	2
6878	The woman who wrote that big hit for The Association had it built in '67.	1.1479	0.03455	142	124	15	3
6879	There's a flood insurance discount.	1.1479	0.03307	142	123	17	2
6880	Not to worry elephant are afraid of windmills	1.1479	0.03455	142	124	15	3
6881	Large? Of course it's large. It's a miniature golf course for idiots.	1.1478	0.03324	115	98	17	0
6882	Even at this scale putt-putt tut-tut's the ho-hums.	1.1477	0.03068	149	128	20	1
6883	It's the new modern!	1.1475	0.03620	122	106	14	2
6884	I advise you to insure the property against irate villagers bearing torches.	1.1475	0.03620	122	106	14	2
6885	. . . the views, the amenities, location - this property is practically a resort - living here you'll feel like you're really living large. This place is gonna go fast, so now is not the time to think small!	1.1475	0.03428	122	105	16	1
6886	And it comes with automatic air conditioning too!	1.1473	0.03320	129	111	17	1
6887	Imagine feeding back to the grid twenty-four seven! Just bob and weave."	1.1473	0.03132	129	110	19	0
6888	Sure there are some risks. But it's not Detroit...just a Detroit price.	1.1473	0.03498	129	112	15	2
6889	The elephant ran through here and the builders stopped putting up fences	1.1473	0.03667	129	113	13	3
6890	Personally, I wouldn't recommend purchasing this particular house. Not only would you have to live inside a windmill, the property has inexplicably been positioned on some sort of gigantic miniature golf course. Talk about an inconvenience!	1.1473	0.03667	129	113	13	3
6891	There is concern the Egyptian pyramid hole will obstruct waterfront views.	1.1473	0.03983	129	115	9	5
6892	"We'll sue and this windmill turns into your windfall.	1.1471	0.03544	136	119	14	3
6893	I have no idea what to say...did you see the elephant?	1.1471	0.03544	136	119	14	3
6894	You'll need Dutch edam cheese for the mousetraps.	1.1471	0.03387	136	118	16	2
6895	You know I just read that this is the windiest part of the Atlantic coast and yet they use fossil fuels for all of their energy. Go figure!!!	1.1471	0.03222	136	117	18	1
6896	Remember the pass code, 'swish-2-3'.	1.1471	0.03387	136	118	16	2
6897	Your escrow payment might be in vane. Better wait and see how the wind blows.	1.1469	0.03132	143	123	19	1
6898	See the key is to move fast but really you're just puttering around.	1.1469	0.03132	143	123	19	1
6899	Man, modern architecture sure has advanced.	1.1469	0.03573	143	126	13	4
6900	I'd like to add you to my LinkedIn network	1.1467	0.03329	150	131	16	3
6901	Tilt? No of course you needn't tilt. Why would you ask such a silly question?	1.1466	0.03518	116	100	15	1
6902	The movie had a very limited theatrical release in the US. And I assure you this windmill is not haunted by an average demon.	1.1466	0.03725	116	101	13	2
6903	And on windy days, it'll generate all the electricity you need....	1.1466	0.03725	116	101	13	2
6904	I recommend hail insurance coverage for everyone in this neighborhood.	1.1463	0.03402	123	106	16	1
6905	milling about	1.1463	0.03402	123	106	16	1
6906	A variable rate mortgage would be perfect for you two.	1.1463	0.03200	123	105	18	0
6907	So, folks, this is quite a unique property! The good news is you will save a lot of money by making your own energy. The bad news is you gotta remember 'Heads Up' as you enter and exit the property!	1.1463	0.03402	123	106	16	1
6908	Let me introduce myself: Win Miller, Real Frustrate Agent. I'm sure we're gonna have a ball!	1.1462	0.03473	130	113	15	2
6909	If that elephant gets any closer, just tell him it's powered by coal.	1.1462	0.03954	130	116	9	5
6910	For a little more money we also have the tilting model	1.1462	0.03640	130	114	13	3
6911	I disagree. Knocking out 30 to 40 of these is not an Impossible Dream.	1.1462	0.03296	130	112	17	1
6912	Never forget to feed The Pit. Never succumb to the horrors of The Pit.	1.1462	0.03640	130	114	13	3
6913	We call it Giant Golf!	1.1462	0.03473	130	113	15	2
6914	... and in two minutes pick up briefcase full of cash and make sure no one notices you leaving.	1.1462	0.03473	130	113	15	2
6915	Unfortunately, someone shouted "fore" in a crowded windmill.	1.1462	0.03296	130	112	17	1
6916	...and a steep discount any time you want to join the game.	1.1462	0.03473	130	113	15	2
6917	Burning Man is terrible this year.	1.1460	0.03520	137	120	14	3
6918	It started life as a bowling challenge.	1.1460	0.03200	137	118	18	1
6919	The elephants are coming!	1.1460	0.03520	137	120	14	3
6920	The granite sweeps match the kitchen countertops!	1.1460	0.03364	137	119	16	2
6921	You will have more than enough hot air you’ll ever need for your brand new fully wind-powered home from the preacher in the church across the street	1.1460	0.03364	137	119	16	2
6922	On the bright side, between 10pm and 8am you won’t have any golf balls crashing through your living room.	1.1460	0.03364	137	119	16	2
6923	This home will make your impossible dream come true!	1.1460	0.03520	137	120	14	3
6924	It'l take you through your ups and downs	1.1458	0.03112	144	124	19	1
6925	Oh, they decided to downsize. They're living in a barn with a weather vane now.	1.1458	0.03264	144	125	17	2
6926	Yes, like cafeteria Catholics--Protestants too--it moves with the winds.	1.1455	0.04252	110	98	8	4
6927	The owners of this charming cottage have two other offers, so if you can overlook those large white boulders rolling through every few minutes, lets sign that bid sheet now, and submit it.	1.1452	0.03376	124	107	16	1
6928	And best of all, in this community everyone's from Holland.	1.1452	0.03376	124	107	16	1
6929	Sure it's an early attempt at wind power, but you'll never pay a dime to recharge your phone ... as long as it's a flip phone.	1.1452	0.03916	124	110	10	4
6930	This is the best deal on the market, and I'm not just blowing wind.	1.1452	0.03565	124	108	14	2
6931	Just put it in neutral when you get back from shopping...	1.1450	0.03448	131	114	15	2
6932	There is an HOA fee, but look at the amenities.	1.1450	0.03088	131	112	19	0
6933	If you don’t like this house, I got a clown’s nose you’re gonna love.	1.1450	0.03773	131	116	11	4
6934	Sorry, but this is strictly a child-free community.	1.1450	0.03614	131	115	13	3
6935	This would be a Par 4 on our Mammoth Golf Course.	1.1450	0.03448	131	114	15	2
6936	Frankly, I think this one will bowl you over.	1.1450	0.03273	131	113	17	1
6937	I'm sorry to tell you, but we're going to have to close. This was a terrible business idea.	1.1450	0.03088	131	112	19	0
6938	Shh.... There's an elephant in the room	1.1449	0.03496	138	121	14	3
6939	"yeah sad, was a breezy day and forgot he'd had this window put in"	1.1449	0.03496	138	121	14	3
6940	It's a great neighborhood, and you won't get hit with high taxes.	1.1448	0.03526	145	128	13	4
6941	SHOULD WE DISCUSS THE HUMAN IN THE ROOM?" - elephant	1.1448	0.03387	145	127	15	3
6942	Don Quixote is on his after-lunch siesta and will return in three hours." Suresh Mehta, Mississauga, Canada	1.1448	0.03387	145	127	15	3
6943	Oh sure, an elephant-shaped cloud behind the church?! Well, have I got a windmill to sell you in Holland!	1.1447	0.03153	152	132	18	2
6944	Obstacles do not block the path, they are the path . . . to your new home.	1.1441	0.03585	111	96	14	1
6945	I’m sorry to say your insurance doesnt cover HUGE BALLS	1.1441	0.03858	118	104	11	3
6946	And it's conveniently located near the water hazardAnd it's conveniently located near the water hazard; er, the lake.	1.1441	0.03462	118	102	15	1
6947	What did I tell you...No more hiding from the elephant in the room you two.	1.1441	0.03858	118	104	11	3
6948	We're standing beside a large windmill.	1.1440	0.03886	125	111	10	4
6949	I hope you'll be happy with a rolling mortgage.	1.1440	0.03351	125	108	16	1
6950	Some call it a white elephant, but I'd like to sell it for a fair market price.	1.1440	0.03539	125	109	14	2
6951	It’s true that your view of frustrated mini golfers may be compromised.	1.1440	0.03351	125	108	16	1
6952	Cross ventilation r us!	1.1440	0.03351	125	108	16	1
6953	Its the latest in air conditioning	1.1440	0.03716	125	110	12	3
6954	Did you see “ the tunnel” ? Just trust your luck and walk in front of the hole.	1.1440	0.03351	125	108	16	1
6955	The former owners complained about mice.	1.1440	0.03539	125	109	14	2
6956	This was miniature golf, until you both fell down the hole!	1.1439	0.03423	132	115	15	2
6957	Miniature Golf is the latest craze in Real Estate Development these days... This Windmill model will probably be snapped up quickly!__J. Scott Petersen, Ladue, MO	1.1439	0.03250	132	114	17	1
6958	In this market the chances of that are highly unlikely.	1.1439	0.03318	139	121	16	2
6959	When the wind gets up, sounds like a herd of stampeding elephants.	1.1439	0.03318	139	121	16	2
6960	All your green friends will be purple with envy!	1.1439	0.03318	139	121	16	2
6961	Yes, it powers itself. No, there are no windows.	1.1438	0.03222	146	127	17	2
6962	I’m sorry, the trains are not included.	1.1438	0.03072	146	126	19	1
6963	Bye-bye Con Ed and hello babysitter.”	1.1438	0.03134	153	133	18	2
6964	Just to be clear, the faux nonfunctioning windmill look, is optional!	1.1429	0.03435	119	103	15	1
6965	It’s priced right and you get to designate your own enemies.	1.1429	0.03719	133	118	11	4
6966	Yeah, but remember, free air conditioning!	1.1429	0.03136	140	121	18	1
6967	It comes with a drone in case there’s no wind.	1.1429	0.03435	119	103	15	1
6968	Golf village retirement. Welcome to our giant movie set home. The windmill is off after midnight.	1.1429	0.03399	133	116	15	2
6969	It comes with a pair of Air Jordans for each of you.	1.1429	0.03637	119	104	13	2
6970	I thought you said your dog didn't chase golfballs	1.1429	0.03399	133	116	15	2
6971	With this house you get free everything.	1.1429	0.03563	133	117	13	3
6972	This would be a great place for a water hazard.	1.1429	0.03221	119	102	17	0
6973	The HOA can be a bear, but at least it’s carbon neutral.	1.1429	0.03435	119	103	15	1
6974	And for a few dollars more we'll provide system an alarm	1.1429	0.03227	133	115	17	1
6975	What better use for your 200 acres?	1.1429	0.03555	112	97	14	1
6976	If both of you take a hit you’ll never have to work again!	1.1429	0.03221	119	102	17	0
6977	Sales have really taken off after our White House installation. We now call it the Ultimate Comb Over.	1.1429	0.03435	119	103	15	1
6978	You see, the rent is payed in baby pencils.	1.1429	0.03327	126	109	16	1
6979	The hole is a bit of an eyesore, but if you have a great sense of timing it's still a wonderful place to live.	1.1429	0.03555	112	97	14	1
6980	It was originally designed for giants.	1.1429	0.03512	126	110	14	2
6981	You said you wanted a doggie door. Well ....	1.1429	0.03637	119	104	13	2
6982	And we call this one our money pit.” Eloy Nava, New York, N	1.1429	0.03296	140	122	16	2
6983	I understand there are historic and wind energy production tax credits available, but if this property isn’t in an opportunity zone I’m not interested, thank you.	1.1429	0.03046	133	114	19	0
6984	Cloth earns an energy credit.	1.1420	0.03376	162	144	13	5
6985	Not a problem! During our peak tourism months we've booked you a quiet place in the nearby Bird House Boutique.	1.1419	0.03034	148	128	19	1
6986	My wife wants to know if the house comes with a windmill or if that costs extra.	1.1418	0.03116	141	122	18	1
6987	Imagine.... a perfect Tiny House with a spectacular view, centrally located and walking distance to all the amenities	1.1418	0.03205	134	116	17	1
6988	Happy to say your birdiefront property is now in escrow.	1.1417	0.03486	127	111	14	2
6989	With your budget, you’re lucky not to be in the glow in the dark neighborhood.	1.1417	0.03302	127	110	16	1
6990	Here’s an insider tip: The winning bidder will need to get a hole in THIS one	1.1417	0.03486	127	111	14	2
6991	Have you had any experience dodging gigantic snowballs?	1.1417	0.03486	127	111	14	2
6992	Welcome to the Mini-Golf Course Subdivision, where the greens are groomed and the upkeep is free...	1.1417	0.03107	127	109	18	0
6993	Location, Location, Hole-in-One!	1.1417	0.03661	127	112	12	3
6994	The point of the game was to get the golf ball past the moving windmill blades and down the hole.	1.1417	0.03302	127	110	16	1
6995	If the ball makes it into the windmill, that's your cue to grab it and make sure it never comes out. Hole in none, that's our motto.	1.1417	0.03486	127	111	14	2
6996	As you can see, it's a steal, and with the expanded cup, it doesn't take long for the kids to putt out. As for quiet evenings, the course closes at 9:30.	1.1417	0.03661	127	112	12	3
6997	Yield.	1.1417	0.03608	120	105	13	2
6998	And the blades are guaranteed not to block the front door!	1.1417	0.03409	120	104	15	1
6999	Do you remember the Giant in the Princess Bride movie? Well, he has passed on and his estate finally decided to sell his private golf course as 18 individual homes. This one is the Dutch Colonial model.	1.1417	0.03797	120	106	11	3
7000	We are looking for a home that includes electric without a windmill!	1.1409	0.03302	149	131	15	3
7001	Well if this house's design doesn't blow you away, you can blow me"	1.1408	0.03095	142	123	18	1
7002	Nothing to worry about, folks—that’s just a miniature sinkhole.	1.1408	0.03253	142	124	16	2
7003	a ballsy choice to put put some roots down	1.1408	0.03095	142	123	18	1
7004	It’s creaky, but it’ll waft away your farts in nothing flat.	1.1408	0.03403	142	125	14	3
7005	The cookies come free!	1.1407	0.03004	135	116	19	0
7006	For an extra 10k the owner is willing to throw in an out of place Gorilla statue	1.1407	0.03183	135	117	17	1
7007	Good windmill fences make good neighbors.	1.1407	0.03183	135	117	17	1
7008	Sometimes it can be tilting.	1.1406	0.03278	128	111	16	1
7009	I bet you‘re going to kick yourself when I say there is an elephant in the back.	1.1406	0.03634	128	113	12	3
7010	We call it Maximum Mini-Golf	1.1406	0.03278	128	111	16	1
7011	The self-contained energy conversion system is a real bonus.	1.1405	0.03382	121	105	15	1
7012	It’s my dream, and I will include in it anything that my heart desires.”	1.1405	0.03580	121	106	13	2
7013	You'll be the Talk of the Polder.	1.1405	0.03580	121	106	13	2
7014	You may think it’s a white elephant, but think how much you’ll save on bread.	1.1405	0.03382	121	105	15	1
7015	Zero net energy, and doubles as a death-penalty device. So, whichever way the wind blows. . .	1.1404	0.04109	114	102	8	4
7016	The perfect home for the Windy City.... and you can moon the power company goodbye.	1.1404	0.03712	114	100	12	2
7017	Do you like miniature golf? How about elephant ghosts?	1.1404	0.03712	114	100	12	2
7018	Not only is it eco- friendly, it’s gluten free.	1.1404	0.03916	114	101	10	3
7019	No, it’s not made of LEGOs, it’s made of wood. Perhaps you remember wood?	1.1399	0.03380	143	126	14	3
7020	And, you can get putt putt rental income.	1.1399	0.03231	143	125	16	2
7021	Earth ball mini-putt.	1.1399	0.03075	143	124	18	1
7022	I give you my word, there are no bears around here!	1.1397	0.03161	136	118	17	1
7023	The late Jim, 'Bite Size' Anderson built this Estate with pride.	1.1397	0.03161	136	118	17	1
7024	Trust me, you won’t find a better deal for that kind of cheddar.	1.1395	0.03607	129	114	12	3
7025	It's called "miniature golf hunt." And you're the prey.	1.1395	0.03435	129	113	14	2
7026	This is the best we can offer with your budget	1.1395	0.03435	129	113	14	2
7027	It's great for entertaining: You can be the Belle of the Ball	1.1395	0.03435	129	113	14	2
7028	Don't try it on a wendy day. Just stay in or out	1.1395	0.03607	129	114	12	3
7029	Now, I'm going to demonstrate artificial intelligence.	1.1395	0.03607	129	114	12	3
7030	Affordable housing in this town is a big game that you can play.	1.1393	0.03357	122	106	15	1
7031	It provides a delightful breeze.	1.1393	0.03357	122	106	15	1
7032	It’s a three bedroom, 2 bath with a fabulous view of the tulip fields. And a real steal at only two seven.	1.1393	0.03553	122	107	13	2
7033	I'm not questioning my faith, Reverend. But the number of mini-golfers is gonna' be ridiculous.	1.1393	0.03357	122	106	15	1
7034	Be sure not to miss the retro fight climate change touches>	1.1391	0.03884	115	102	10	3
7035	So then I thought, “Hey, why not try _full-size_ golf?”	1.1389	0.02892	144	124	20	0
7036	Sharing Dutch-I presume ?	1.1389	0.03826	108	95	11	2
7037	How about if I throw in a free clown nose?	1.1387	0.03140	137	119	17	1
7038	We call it "The Anything But Miniature Golf Course".	1.1387	0.03306	137	120	15	2
7039	It doesn't have stairs. On the bright side, catching the blades will help trim that body fat!	1.1387	0.03140	137	119	17	1
7040	It has many underground tunnel entrances in case of attack.	1.1385	0.03411	130	114	14	2
7041	Didn’t you say there are updated bathrooms and a gourmet kitchen?	1.1385	0.03411	130	114	14	2
7042	my advice to you....don't fight it!!	1.1385	0.03231	130	113	16	1
7043	It's not going to work with three bedrooms, two baths and half a hole!	1.1385	0.03231	130	113	16	1
7044	Wealthy people have a chance for close access to President Trump as a result of membership payments that enrich him personally.	1.1385	0.03411	130	114	14	2
7045	You know of course, these were originally meant to be curtain panels	1.1385	0.03231	130	113	16	1
7046	It's all yours now. Just don't forget to avoid the main floor during 'Giant Putt Putt' business hours and you'll be fine.	1.1385	0.03231	130	113	16	1
7047	The good news or the bad news. Mortgage or golf’ Your both sub par.	1.1382	0.02959	152	132	19	1
7048	The former owner was hooked on miniature golf!"	1.1379	0.03190	145	127	16	2
7049	Such misgivings are just in your mind!	1.1379	0.02874	145	125	20	0
7050	It’s a turn key deal	1.1379	0.03652	116	102	12	2
7051	We're marketing this as 'Miniature Geoff'	1.1379	0.03216	116	100	16	0
7052	I know...but The Caravsn IS Coming....	1.1377	0.03284	138	121	15	2
7053	You'll be the proud owners of one of the finest beach ball mini-golf courses in the world.	1.1377	0.03118	138	120	17	1
7054	Al would be very proud of you.	1.1377	0.03284	138	121	15	2
7055	It'll appreciate twice as fast as one that I sold at Pebble Beach.	1.1377	0.03591	138	123	11	4
7056	This house is going to be a knockout!	1.1374	0.03386	131	115	14	2
7057	"Our Gouda and Edam service is 24/7. The once-a-week service is next door."	1.1374	0.03208	131	114	16	1
7058	The good news is that your homeowner's insurance policy covers all forms of peril. However, I'm afraid it just doesn't cover sinkholes.	1.1374	0.03019	131	113	18	0
7059	Drained the swamp.	1.1374	0.03386	131	115	14	2
7060	It takes a certain type of person to live in this house and you two fit the bill perfectly	1.1374	0.03555	131	116	12	3
7061	It's a great deal because its one room is too small for an elephant.	1.1373	0.03084	153	134	17	2
7062	This is our border wall to avoid big elephants and their family entering America. Please let me see your documents.	1.1371	0.03681	124	110	11	3
7063	It may be time to visit your neighbor with the steeple.	1.1371	0.03499	124	109	13	2
7064	The Browns have to navigate the wishing well to stow their station wagon. You really must ‘be the ball.’	1.1368	0.03190	117	101	16	0
7065	I don't know. The last house looked a little wobbly when the ball came through.	1.1368	0.03413	117	102	14	1
7066	If you’re into breadmaking this is the place.	1.1367	0.03417	139	123	13	3
7067	It's actually a trap to catch elephants.	1.1364	0.03362	132	116	14	2
7068	Great views, always a breeze, and with your own planks business from the clergy...	1.1364	0.03760	110	97	11	2
7069	It's a compromise between the Koch brothers and the environmentalist	1.1364	0.03362	132	116	14	2
7070	If you're interested, you better act now, or the ball will get blocked.	1.1364	0.03185	132	115	16	1
7071	No windows? For the natural air-conditioning.	1.1364	0.03362	132	116	14	2
7072	Last Available. Resale Formerly Gulliver’s Miniture Golf 9th	1.1361	0.03149	147	129	16	2
7073	Sir, we asked for a house with a child safe door not one that will knock them out!!!	1.1360	0.03281	125	109	15	1
7074	Yeah, I live in fantasy land. What's your excuse?	1.1360	0.03653	125	111	11	3
7075	Our favorite control app is Windmill See-Saw Ladder (Free from La Mancha).”	1.1360	0.03472	125	110	13	2
7076	It’s gonna be a great deal. You are buying from Toys “R” Us!	1.1360	0.03281	125	109	15	1
7077	We get an occasional golf ball in these parts. No windmill, no insurance.	1.1357	0.03077	140	122	17	1
7078	You know that scene from Raiders of the Lost Ark?	1.1357	0.03239	140	123	15	2
7079	The elephant is out of the room, roaming the neighborhood, and will most likely be haunting your dreams.	1.1355	0.02906	155	135	19	1
7080	It's great for kids who also can Double Dutch.	1.1353	0.03163	133	116	16	1
7081	Okay, the previous owner had a thing going on with "Mini - Putt"; but look Lady, I don't build them, I just sell them!	1.1351	0.03502	111	97	13	1
7082	Yes, this is a perfect location for your putt putt golf. The church is all for it !	1.1351	0.03129	148	130	16	2
7083	It comes with a lifetime supply of salt-water taffy.	1.1351	0.04145	111	100	7	4
7084	When clouds look more like a jet,this thing gets...well...let's just say, don't walk around the corner.	1.1349	0.03446	126	111	13	2
7085	That's right. Just cut a hole out, then slice it sideways. Did you remember the lox?" Oh, no, this was the caption for the pulling the sword out cartoon. I should have won	1.1349	0.03797	126	113	9	4
7086	This sequence starts with a slide down the trunk of the white elephant, then through the church and out the door, over the wall and dash toward the dark spot. Time it right and you get a ride on the sail which deposits you at the door.	1.1349	0.03257	126	110	15	1
7087	And it provides all the cardio-vascular exercise any adult needs!	1.1348	0.03056	141	123	17	1
7088	Yah, so, definitely time your strolls on the lawn in a consistent fashion. These suckers can leave quite a bruise, I tell ya!	1.1345	0.03565	119	105	12	2
7089	The previous owners (seller's?) inherited a lovely Classic 6 in a shoe.	1.1345	0.03565	119	105	12	2
7090	I mean, OF COURSE giants hate mini-golf, but Krazy Karl's loss is your gain!	1.1345	0.03140	119	103	16	0
7091	After the Zuiderzee was pumped out this little gem became available but you need to act fast. A mini golf corp is after it	1.1345	0.03360	119	104	14	1
7092	...and this neighbourhood, has a giant-ball-nuisance-ordinance in place...	1.1343	0.02957	134	116	18	0
7093	Let's face facts. You 'll never get a better hole with a low fatality chance like this!	1.1343	0.03141	134	117	16	1
7094	I chose this neighborhood because I know you like dodgeball.	1.1343	0.03141	134	117	16	1
7095	It might be giant	1.1343	0.03480	134	119	12	3
7096	Sorry, you will have to get the gas lines separately.	1.1343	0.03141	134	117	16	1
7097	It's a mini golf course community - the most bang for your buck!	1.1343	0.03315	134	118	14	2
7098	It's two-part security, the wheel and the ball!	1.1340	0.04048	97	86	9	2
7099	I'm sorry Mr. and Mrs. Robinson this is all you can afford. After the film version of 'Downsizing' was released the tiny housing market became extremely competitive.	1.1339	0.03697	112	99	11	2
7100	Wall to ceiling windows, no central air, heating optional.	1.1339	0.03233	127	111	15	1
7101	The Beanstalk League has all its tournaments here!	1.1339	0.03421	127	112	13	2
7102	The minor loss of one panel makes this unique home a steal!	1.1339	0.03421	127	112	13	2
7103	I have a reasonable dung remediation guy.	1.1339	0.03599	127	113	11	3
7104	I just checked. There's no big elephant in the room... and even in this eco-friendly town!	1.1339	0.03599	127	113	11	3
7105	We’ve taken the elephant out of the living room	1.1339	0.03421	127	112	13	2
7106	No, no problem with Spanish Knights so far. And the Elephant, I am told, is harmless.	1.1339	0.03033	127	110	17	0
7107	Mr Happy Gilmore, here is your happy place. It comes with a retractable death trap, a Bob Barker dog potty spot and remote controlled windmill thingy to block out unwanted guests.	1.1339	0.03421	127	112	13	2
7108	The prior owner was a big shot in the miniature golf course industry.	1.1339	0.03033	127	110	17	0
7109	... and an elephant is very friendly	1.1339	0.03233	127	111	15	1
7110	Look at the bright side. When the previous owner'was killed by a misguided golf ball, the asking price came down and is now well within your budget.	1.1339	0.03233	127	111	15	1
7111	Revend, our marriage has been like a windmill."	1.1339	0.03421	127	112	13	2
7112	OK, the drawback is that it is drafty; but the big plus is having wi fi.	1.1338	0.03036	142	124	17	1
7113	Good news is, windows and doors arrive Friday"	1.1333	0.03333	120	105	14	1
7114	I'm sorry. We decided that tourists just don't tilt well enough.	1.1333	0.03455	135	120	12	3
7115	I promise - the elephant cloud in the distance is NOT the spirit of Don Quixote....	1.1333	0.03333	120	105	14	1
7116	'I assure you, only our prices are crazy'	1.1333	0.03455	135	120	12	3
7117	Either we've shrunk or it's life-size.	1.1333	0.02937	135	117	18	0
7118	Our neighborhood has the hottest golf course around, especially with that elephant in the backround.	1.1333	0.03730	120	107	10	3
7119	They ran out of cookie dough.	1.1333	0.03537	120	106	12	2
7120	Loving here is a lot of fun, but just don't talk about the elephant in the room.	1.1333	0.03333	120	105	14	1
7121	The elephant in the room"	1.1333	0.03116	120	104	16	0
7122	Storm windows will be extra.	1.1333	0.03333	120	105	14	1
7123	It may be a bit small, but it's in perfect condition.	1.1329	0.03016	143	125	17	1
7124	I know you are religious, so I picked one with a hole-y yard	1.1327	0.03206	113	98	15	0
7125	Hairdresser services are complimentary during windy days!	1.1324	0.02917	136	118	18	0
7126	It’s prime real estate.	1.1322	0.03510	121	107	12	2
7127	Oh it's perfectly safe. Don't believe those silly rumors aab	1.1322	0.03308	121	106	14	1
7128	Duck! It’s going to hit your head!	1.1318	0.03371	129	114	13	2
7129	It's a giant cheese grater. You have to take care not to get in the way of the blades..	1.1318	0.03186	129	113	15	1
7130	Yes, it's gingerbread but I thought the picket fence would blow you away.	1.1318	0.03371	129	114	13	2
7131	Its a church elephant.	1.1316	0.03415	114	100	13	1
7132	so it's a 0 bathroom but there are a bunch of holes in the ground.... rustic, am i right?	1.1316	0.03415	114	100	13	1
7133	Beware of the windmills on my mind.	1.1314	0.03562	137	123	10	4
7134	God has a big hashtag.	1.1314	0.03246	137	121	14	2
7135	This new downsizing is really expanding the available market.	1.1314	0.03077	137	120	16	1
7136	Yes, this is the place where Bart was born.	1.1314	0.03077	137	120	16	1
7137	Doors no!	1.1311	0.03482	122	108	12	2
7138	Does it come with earplugs	1.1311	0.03482	122	108	12	2
7139	Unfortunately, you're only allowed to plant a garden in a neighboring yard.	1.1308	0.02968	130	113	17	0
7140	This one is putt-friendly.	1.1308	0.03163	130	114	15	1
7141	Other than the nonstop golf ball traffic throughout the day, this place is a steal!	1.1308	0.03520	130	116	11	3
7142	It's literally a white elephant sale.	1.1308	0.03346	130	115	13	2
7143	I bet not every mill you've looked at comes with such a prominent hole.	1.1304	0.03224	138	122	14	2
7144	This house is a hard hit!	1.1304	0.03056	138	121	16	1
7145	Truly unique, and the landlords concession is last month rent free!	1.1304	0.03387	115	101	13	1
7146	It’s the fence mill house and it is energy efficient!	1.1301	0.03257	123	108	14	1
7147	Billy Baroo used to live here.	1.1301	0.03456	123	109	12	2
7148	Can’t you just imagine the infinity pool with a beautiful view of the Ant Hill?”	1.1301	0.03456	123	109	12	2
7149	It’s as distasteful as the Christopher Buckley ‘Shouts and Murmurs’ piece found earlier in this edition of The New Yorker. There’s cute and then there’s sick. Writers should be sober when they submit their work; so should editors.	1.1301	0.03822	123	111	8	4
7150	Get ready to duck. Donald's in a bad mood.	1.1301	0.03257	123	108	14	1
7151	After his Divorce, Tiger Woods had to downsize but following his comeback, he has put=put this property on the market	1.1301	0.03257	123	108	14	1
7152	The plus-sized model comes out next month.	1.1301	0.03456	123	109	12	2
7153	So what do you say? I can set you folks up with a five-year plan.	1.1298	0.03140	131	115	15	1
7154	You’ve addressed the elephant in the room, but what about the one outside?	1.1298	0.03494	131	117	11	3
7155	The elephant sometimes uses it for golf	1.1298	0.02947	131	114	17	0
7156	Ballpark, $2k a month, but it's hole in one in this neighborhood.	1.1298	0.02947	131	114	17	0
7157	You won't believe the views.	1.1296	0.04179	108	98	6	4
7158	The building is so secure, only a magician could pass thru.	1.1295	0.03361	139	124	12	3
7159	we think it was his index finger.	1.1293	0.03360	116	102	13	1
7160	Just your average house. Looking to buy?	1.1293	0.03129	116	101	15	0
7161	And I'm sure you'll love the neighborhood. Any questions?	1.1293	0.03094	147	130	15	2
7162	Now you can see your expectations are unreasonable.	1.1290	0.03023	124	108	16	0
7163	Thank you for agreeing to meet me here, now I'll tell you the information I promised to divulge, we do not live on a spinning ball.	1.1290	0.03023	124	108	16	0
7164	Really, all the neighbors say the balls rolling about are a great source of inspiration and respite. Never had anyone with even a scratch. 99% are holes in one. I swear.	1.1290	0.03429	124	110	12	2
7165	And it's a beautiful house with retro picket fences!	1.1290	0.03232	124	109	14	1
7166	No sir, property insurance does not come with the house	1.1288	0.02927	132	115	17	0
7167	This is the “Mariah” model, and the tax credit incentives are fantastic!	1.1288	0.03118	132	116	15	1
7168	You've kept your nose to the grindstone,eh?	1.1288	0.03118	132	116	15	1
7169	Shhhhh…Be quiet！We must be able to catch this foggy elephant and lock it under the windmill！	1.1286	0.03489	140	126	10	4
7170	It was previously own by a Holland old lady who never let shoes be worn inside.	1.1284	0.02921	148	130	17	1
7171	So you are a myspace-influencer, your wife draws imaginary elephants in backyards and your budget is two million dollars?"	1.1282	0.03104	117	102	15	0
7172	Sorry ma'am, we are not liable for death by golf ball	1.1282	0.03104	117	102	15	0
7173	Doors and windows are extra.	1.1280	0.03208	125	110	14	1
7174	I call it big-ature golf!	1.1280	0.03403	125	111	12	2
7175	Did they tell you that our miniature golf course is much more exciting because we shrink you to the size of the course?	1.1277	0.03159	141	125	14	2
7176	I also have corn holes available.	1.1277	0.02995	141	124	16	1
7177	Most people spend their retirement playing mini golf, so might as well make a retirement home here, am I right?	1.1271	0.03080	118	103	15	0
7178	If we play this one right, we can score a hole-in-one price for this pre-war charmer.	1.1271	0.03519	118	105	11	2
7179	It's free real estate.	1.1271	0.03719	118	106	9	3
7180	You’re a two-time National Putt-Putt champ. This is a piece of cake	1.1270	0.03378	126	112	12	2
7181	The odds are in your favor if you bid now.	1.1270	0.02978	126	110	16	0
7182	Since you wanted a golf course and a house, we decided to put e’m together Don’t worry, only about 1000 people have gotten injured. BUT this house comes with insurance.	1.1270	0.03561	126	113	10	3
7183	...and you’re in the catchment area for Krazy Putt High	1.1270	0.03378	126	112	12	2
7184	You have nothing to worry about. No drives here.	1.1270	0.03184	126	111	14	1
7185	...what's really ironic is that the elephant is still invisible.	1.1270	0.03735	126	114	8	4
7186	I think your golf Club isn't big enought for our hole.	1.1269	0.03252	134	119	13	2
7187	An elephant in the room is the elephant in the backyard.	1.1269	0.03252	134	119	13	2
7188	...and the elephant will simply change your life!	1.1269	0.03420	134	120	11	3
7189	....and this is where we make the "Elephant Oatmeal."	1.1269	0.03252	134	119	13	2
7190	Dolores, what’s your relationship to carrots?	1.1269	0.03252	134	119	13	2
7191	This one will go fast - it's in a good school district and the hole is in front of the door.	1.1262	0.03566	103	91	11	1
7192	Is there an option to check in and never leave?	1.1261	0.03280	119	105	13	1
7193	And this is what makes the location - Location, Location!	1.1260	0.03161	127	112	14	1
7194	It's true a few swings will cure it!	1.1260	0.03352	127	113	12	2
7195	110010 11111001001010101001 010101	1.1259	0.03396	135	121	11	3
7196	We like it, but is there any chance we can put green over that hole?	1.1259	0.03229	135	120	13	2
7197	The owner? Apparently, he was some crazy guy fighting imaginary enemies, morphing into an alienated creature, terrified of seeing the letter “A” in red, and stuck in some rabbit hole seeking advice from a cat in another land.	1.1259	0.03053	135	119	15	1
7198	The seller is an avid miniature golf enthusiast. Frank Buckley Andover, MA	1.1259	0.02955	143	126	16	1
7199	That's a lovely purse. Is it able to hold everything you need?	1.1259	0.03560	143	130	8	5
7200	We like to make sure our visitors have a positive experience.	1.1258	0.02866	151	133	17	1
7201	Well, if you adopt a Republican bastard, the elephant in the room will be yours. It is all Trompt by a revolving picket fence. If you think outside the plot, you can have a snake in every pot. When you're under wHatter, jump down the obit hole."	1.1250	0.03328	128	114	12	2
7202	It's a two-for-one, a place to stay and to practice your putting.	1.1250	0.02935	128	112	16	0
7203	I assure you, nobody will ever find the bodies here.	1.1250	0.03206	136	121	13	2
7204	Yes, it's expensive, but what do you expect it's the windmill lot.	1.1250	0.03032	136	120	15	1
7205	At 2/3rd scale, you get more house for your money.	1.1250	0.03463	120	107	11	2
7206	It can get a little drafty, but in this neighborhood you sometimes need unusual protection.	1.1250	0.03206	136	121	13	2
7207	Property value has been circular, but I've got a good feeling about this one.	1.1250	0.03254	120	106	13	1
7208	Getting hit by the windmill and jumping over the balls aside, it's a prime piece of NYC real estate.	1.1250	0.03259	104	91	13	0
7209	And you can’t get hit by an errant drive. It’s a wonderful location!	1.1250	0.03254	120	106	13	1
7210	It's a great neighborhood if you can handle periodic earthquakes.	1.1241	0.03374	145	131	10	4
7211	And if you retire here, you can literally on the golf course!	1.1241	0.03011	137	121	15	1
7212	Listen you putz. I brought you here because it suits you.	1.1240	0.03114	129	114	14	1
7213	The elephant hologram distracts them and they fall into the hole ... horse, armor, lance and all.	1.1240	0.03303	129	115	12	2
7214	Look at this you will be sweeper off your feet	1.1240	0.03303	129	115	12	2
7215	And during the slow season, the hole out front doubles as your garbage disposal...	1.1240	0.03303	129	115	12	2
7216	Giant putter delivered upon sale."	1.1240	0.03436	121	108	11	2
7217	...and its right by the golf course and your timing's perfect.	1.1240	0.03436	121	108	11	2
7218	Forgive me, but didn’t you say you wanted to see a small-sized golf club?	1.1239	0.03585	113	101	10	2
7219	...also, Chip and Joanna Gaines have agreed to do the renovation!	1.1239	0.03799	113	102	8	3
7220	That hole by your front door makes it a fixer upper, but I can get you a heckuva deal if you're a little short!	1.1238	0.03230	105	92	13	0
7221	My critics say that I’m my father’s daughter and my husband’s wife.	1.1233	0.03057	146	130	14	2
7222	you have to understand that the interior has been completely renovated and has all the latest amenities	1.1232	0.02990	138	122	15	1
7223	Once we realized that the technology didn't work, we changed it to a church.	1.1232	0.03162	138	123	13	2
7224	You won"t have a problem with noise, it only runs if it"s windy...	1.1232	0.02990	138	122	15	1
7225	I know this process can be frustrating.	1.1231	0.03625	130	118	8	4
7226	In fact, you can go balls to the walls puttering around with this one.	1.1231	0.03092	130	115	14	1
7227	And of course, it has a sump pump.	1.1231	0.03279	130	116	12	2
7228	Don’t think “elephant.”	1.1230	0.03409	122	109	11	2
7229	Power salesman, couple and house	1.1226	0.03471	106	94	11	1
7230	And you can keep any ball that doesn't get through. Be careful, though --they had to hire a plumber to get Gibson out.	1.1223	0.03303	139	125	11	3
7231	And Starbucks is just around the corner.	1.1221	0.03431	131	118	10	3
7232	There's no elephant in the room. You can run into the house every five seconds and think of the exercise and the savings in electricity.	1.1221	0.03598	131	119	8	4
7233	Well, Scott, you said your dream was to live on the eighteenth floor.	1.1221	0.03255	131	117	12	2
7234	During the day it’s a putting green.	1.1220	0.03180	123	109	13	1
7235	Elephant, kids, I get it.	1.1220	0.02963	123	108	15	0
7236	Yup, they say this is far more effective than those Insomnia pills you tried	1.1220	0.02963	123	108	15	0
7237	''It's the same technology they used in that 2017 Matt Damon documentary.'' ''Downsizing?'' ''Yeah, that's the one.''	1.1220	0.02963	123	108	15	0
7238	This is what we meant when we said your house would arrive in a box.	1.1217	0.03736	115	104	8	3
7239	We at PGA Investment Bank always seal the deal on the 18th green before the celebbratory drink at the 19th hole	1.1214	0.02950	140	124	15	1
7240	Oh my!!!! This would be a perfect place for our baby boy Frankie to play. Absolutely no playing with matches aloud.	1.1214	0.02770	140	123	17	0
7241	It's not quite a koi pond. Remember Indiana Jones...?	1.1212	0.02852	132	116	16	0
7242	Welcome to BROBDIGNAG C.C. Hope you brought your clubs!	1.1212	0.03232	132	118	12	2
7243	The current owner guarantees you a dry basement.	1.1212	0.03232	132	118	12	2
7244	Not only will it scare any elephant away, it'll generate electricity	1.1212	0.03406	132	119	10	3
7245	I'm telling you folks, Putt-Putt is big here.	1.1210	0.03547	124	112	9	3
7246	You'll be perfect for our new reality show.	1.1210	0.03357	124	111	11	2
7247	Boy a botch job	1.1208	0.02998	149	133	14	2
7248	What kind of balls do elephants use for mini putt putt?	1.1208	0.02998	149	133	14	2
7249	Please correct the spelling of "stollen" in the "final three" contest - it's "stolen" - thank you	1.1207	0.03497	116	104	10	2
7250	Political shadows fenced clean energy loopholes	1.1207	0.03275	116	103	12	1
7251	Locke and Amour security shields you from the tiger in the woods	1.1206	0.03098	141	126	13	2
7252	Comes with all 3000 square feet of real estate!	1.1203	0.03382	133	120	10	3
7253	I wonder how Dutch make their windmills appear festive enough for Christmas!	1.1203	0.02831	133	117	16	0
7254	You expressed an interest in flour-power?	1.1203	0.03546	133	121	8	4
7255	I'm seeing a slight break in the foundation.	1.1203	0.02831	133	117	16	0
7256	Yep, this will be a slam dunk, or a touchdown if that’s more your sport.	1.1203	0.03026	133	118	14	1
7257	We will make a line of these and call it a wall	1.1203	0.03026	133	118	14	1
7258	Living on a putt-putt course has some downsides; you'll need to watch your step to avoid the cup and watch for dimpled, flying projectiles.	1.1200	0.03132	125	111	13	1
7259	And to further entice you, we’ll throw in an extra blade.	1.1200	0.03132	125	111	13	1
7260	Hans Brinker's father built this home here to get fresh water from the damned lake!	1.1200	0.03126	150	135	12	3
7261	The previous owners were Chinese...	1.1200	0.02918	125	110	15	0
7262	Well, yes, it does happen occasionally, but a ball out of bounds on this course is enormously rare thing.	1.1200	0.03331	125	112	11	2
7263	You think he’s still in the sand trap?	1.1197	0.03249	117	104	12	1
7264	It has gas forced heating and AC. But I think that can be easily updated	1.1197	0.03468	117	105	10	2
7265	There wasn't room to store them in the garage	1.1194	0.03005	134	119	14	1
7266	Look left before you step out and you will never get sliced up like an egg.	1.1194	0.03005	134	119	14	1
7267	A side benefit of this property is its amazing capacity to disperse the hot air emerging from your news feeds.	1.1193	0.03380	109	97	11	1
7268	Maxi-golf is included but we don't talk about a time-share exit plan.	1.1193	0.03380	109	97	11	1
7269	Believe it or not it sleeps 12	1.1192	0.02961	151	135	14	2
7270	its a vane	1.1192	0.03106	151	136	12	3
7271	Before you sink a lot of money into this, consider putting down a smaller deposit.	1.1190	0.02897	126	111	15	0
7272	On the bright side, it's half off the closing cost.	1.1190	0.02897	126	111	15	0
7273	We built these quaint wind-farm homes to last until we can bring in electricity in a few years. You really can't go wrong.	1.1190	0.03108	126	112	13	1
7274	Just wait for it to be over - the chance to enter the property market will be back in a few.	1.1190	0.02897	126	111	15	0
7275	If you would like, I can ask the current tenants to move out a bit earlier.	1.1190	0.03306	126	113	11	2
7276	Not to worry, it's a ghost. The original owner was a big game hunter.	1.1189	0.02716	143	126	17	0
7277	Thirty year mortgage with a dike thumb ten year commitment.	1.1189	0.02892	143	127	15	1
7278	If your gluten-free, this might not be your place	1.1185	0.02984	135	120	14	1
7279	Welcome to MIGO! Live, Work, and be Played	1.1181	0.03281	127	114	11	2
7280	In the postmodern era, these windmills briefly returned to an inanimate state...	1.1181	0.03281	127	114	11	2
7281	It comes with a can of 3 in 1 oil._	1.1181	0.03466	127	115	9	3
7282	all the people that comes here are fans of the church"	1.1181	0.03085	127	113	13	1
7283	It really is THE new state-of-the-art rustic wind turbine that will complement the new RH catalogue.	1.1176	0.02963	136	121	14	1
7284	I think you'll get a real kick out of this place.	1.1176	0.03496	102	91	10	1
7285	Disney, shmisney, Brexitland means the Dutch and other eurosynics will flock to our UK Playland	1.1176	0.03141	136	122	12	2
7286	This house is a cut above the rest.	1.1176	0.03141	136	122	12	2
7287	Your elephant trap is not big enough	1.1176	0.02963	136	121	14	1
7288	This house lets you finally figure out how to make a million dollars in the real estate business. You start out with two million.	1.1172	0.03440	128	116	9	3
7289	So, are you interested in becoming the world's first human golf balls?	1.1172	0.02854	128	113	15	0
7290	'It's called Windmill Lite.'	1.1172	0.02854	128	113	15	0
7291	...and if you act fast Mr. Bunyan says he will throw in his golf balls and clubs.	1.1172	0.02854	128	113	15	0
7292	So glad you could make it! The elephant got too big for this place... just be careful when going in. It's windy.	1.1172	0.03257	128	115	11	2
7293	This is the opposite of a miniature golf course!	1.1168	0.02942	137	122	14	1
7294	- The previous owner was a hockey enthusiast.	1.1168	0.03287	137	124	10	3
7295	Destiny called.	1.1167	0.02943	120	106	14	0
7296	Its energy you don't have to fight!	1.1163	0.03233	129	116	11	2
7297	Sure, it's a bit pricey, but you could sell tour tickets to tourists.	1.1163	0.02833	129	114	15	0
7298	It's the perfect house for swingers. -Stephen Rock Raphaelson West, Laurel, Maryland	1.1163	0.03415	129	117	9	3
7299	This property is a little above your price range, but I think the view is worth the extra $30k.	1.1159	0.03098	138	124	12	2
7300	site of season #11 America's Next Top Model photoshoot	1.1159	0.02735	138	122	16	0
7301	At this price you expected a Jacuzzi?	1.1157	0.03147	121	108	12	1
7302	We generate our own power for BINGO Nite!	1.1157	0.02920	121	107	14	0
7303	The gates are extra	1.1156	0.03276	147	134	9	4
7304	It's the home of your dreams. Without the 'Naked on stage' bit	1.1154	0.02566	156	138	18	0
7305	Veg-o-magic was already used.	1.1154	0.03209	130	117	11	2
7306	Y	1.1151	0.02902	139	124	14	1
7307	I won’t lie, this mini golf windmill is the home of our dreams but I checked the neighborhood demographics so... gonna have to withdraw the offer.	1.1149	0.02959	148	133	13	2
7308	Maybe you own the air rights, but NO naming rights -- especially "Satine's Hole-in-One," much less in neon.	1.1148	0.03332	122	110	10	2
7309	Adult version	1.1148	0.03530	122	111	8	3
7310	This next piece is called, “Eine Kleine Knockout Musik.”	1.1148	0.02897	122	108	14	0
7311	We are waiting to canvas the result.	1.1148	0.03123	122	109	12	1
7312	After the stock market crashed I got par.	1.1148	0.03332	122	110	10	2
7313	Sure, there are lots of kids, but with these fences, imagine the neighbors!	1.1145	0.02793	131	116	15	0
7314	I know you think this new church will be sanctified,but not until you figure out how to make a crucifix look right	1.1145	0.03365	131	119	9	3
7315	In this neighborhood home is always in your mind.	1.1145	0.02996	131	117	13	1
7316	Now remember... If you give them what they're asking for, don't expect to ever get it back.	1.1143	0.02883	140	125	14	1
7317	The latest trend...contemporary windmill picket fence.	1.1141	0.02781	149	133	15	1
7318	I know it looks old-fashioned, but it really works. And for an extra $500 we can install a golf hole!	1.1140	0.02990	114	101	13	0
7319	They dont make 'em like they used to.	1.1140	0.02990	114	101	13	0
7320	That is a very long climb to get grass.	1.1140	0.03239	114	102	11	1
7321	Plus it makes elephant clouds to order	1.1139	0.02836	158	142	14	2
7322	Wood and wind are forever...well, wind will be around for a while. Gets stronger, day by day...	1.1138	0.03098	123	110	12	1
7323	Let’s Ro-Sham-Bo	1.1138	0.03307	123	111	10	2
7324	I'm not a fan of the elephant in the room.	1.1138	0.03098	123	110	12	1
7325	And if you’re seri	1.1136	0.03163	132	119	11	2
7326	No putting allowed on the property	1.1136	0.02773	132	117	15	0
7327	Ever seen Indiana Jones? kind of like that. Just make sure it doesn	1.1130	0.02966	115	102	13	0
7328	You should consider installing a pair of reinforced doors.	1.1129	0.02854	124	110	14	0
7329	You've got to get in on the ground floor with our newest time-share offering.	1.1129	0.03075	124	111	12	1
7330	Living here will definitely improve your golf game.	1.1129	0.03281	124	112	10	2
7331	You're looking a golf ball?	1.1128	0.02753	133	118	15	0
7332	I'm sorry to inform you that your son has been expelled. He's just spinning out of control.	1.1128	0.03316	133	121	9	3
7333	Price has just been reduced to half off.	1.1120	0.03256	125	113	10	2
7334	I love mini-putt,but perhaps that's small on my part?	1.1120	0.03051	125	112	12	1
7335	It's Southampton sized, but fun for the average family.	1.1120	0.03051	125	112	12	1
7336	This windmill house is top-notch real estate!" "Oh, yes. I love plastic grass, a giant hole in the front yard, and the occasional giant florescent-colored golf ball in my living room. We'll take it.	1.1119	0.02932	134	120	13	1
7337	But didn’t you say you wanted to mend fences with the mean neighbors?	1.1119	0.02825	143	128	14	1
7338	It's the same house but without the view from the anthill	1.1111	0.03028	126	113	12	1
7339	I suggest you stop waffling and put in an offer.	1.1111	0.03768	99	90	7	2
7340	The town might grant a tunneling permit.	1.1111	0.02715	135	120	15	0
7341	This house is free of charge!	1.1111	0.03028	126	113	12	1
7342	And if you're ever feeling adventurous, you can Indiana Jones it in your own front foyer during business hours.	1.1111	0.03231	126	114	10	2
7343	For the ball never to be out of bounds at the church for tithers is a gimme, not a handicap.	1.1103	0.02891	136	122	13	1
7344	Beware the silent ricochet.	1.1102	0.02895	118	105	13	0
7345	MAM THIS IS LATEST DESIGN GUD VENTILATION AND SAFE FROM THIEVES	1.1095	0.03052	137	124	11	2
7346	And your dreams will be absolutely prismatic!	1.1095	0.02678	137	122	15	0
7347	Insurance pays triple in case of a dreidel.	1.1094	0.02983	128	115	12	1
7348	The elephant will be here shortly to turn the turn the blades.	1.1094	0.02983	128	115	12	1
7349	IT'S PERFECT FOR BACKERY AND ALSO NO AC NEEDED	1.1094	0.02770	128	114	14	0
7350	whose ladder is this?	1.1094	0.02770	128	114	14	0
7351	This used to belong to nazis but we managed to disguise it quite well	1.1092	0.02872	119	106	13	0
7352	Your uncle left this property to you. Now the IRS owns you! Dutch treat!	1.1092	0.03110	119	107	11	1
7353	It doesn’t come with the pool you wanted, but it is haunted by Van Gogh’s severed left ear so perhaps worth a look.	1.1087	0.02659	138	123	15	0
7354	It's our home in one fixer upper!	1.1087	0.02659	138	123	15	0
7355	You want WHAT!???	1.1087	0.02659	138	123	15	0
7356	Now remember, it is "Fore!" and not "Four!"	1.1085	0.02749	129	115	14	0
7357	Hopefully the house doesn’t fall down the hole	1.1085	0.03159	129	117	10	2
7358	Only we guides know about such things. It's called a wind mill.	1.1085	0.02749	129	115	14	0
7359	They will take your offer of $8 million.	1.1085	0.02961	129	116	12	1
7360	"Previous buyers have said the blades are the elephant in the room".	1.1083	0.03085	120	108	11	1
7361	I think it's out of gas.	1.1081	0.02898	148	134	12	2
7362	This new house I’m about to show you is in the themed section of the amusement park neighborhood.	1.1081	0.02735	148	133	14	1
7363	many would love this Dutch home "wooden shoe" ?	1.1079	0.03179	139	127	9	3
7364	So, where's your putter?	1.1079	0.02832	139	125	13	1
7365	get the elephant off your back and start living again.	1.1077	0.02940	130	117	12	1
7366	Most homeowners are passive, gimme types. Here, you put your life on the line and tell your house, 'I'd die for you.' It's romantic.	1.1074	0.03278	121	110	9	2
7367	Once you get past the hole in the ground and the outline of an elephant in the right hand corner it's actually par for the course	1.1071	0.02936	112	100	12	0
7368	YES, THIS IS WHERE DR. FRANKENSTEIN AND HIS MONSTER PERISHED, BUT WE'D RATHER NOT MENTION IT---	1.1071	0.02936	112	100	12	0
7369	One thausend sben in a day gust to give you , The wavel you ask for	1.1069	0.03113	131	119	10	2
7370	And thats how I found her hole, in one. Now if you’d step this way to the kitchen.	1.1069	0.02918	131	118	12	1
7371	Welcome to Reverse Pee Wee Golf	1.1069	0.03113	131	119	10	2
7372	From the second floor you	1.1069	0.02710	131	117	14	0
7373	Couple to Realtor - “This house is put put perfect for us! We want to make an offer!”	1.1066	0.03037	122	110	11	1
7374	London bridges sure fell down.	1.1066	0.02805	122	109	13	0
7375	Whereas, if you get married in a windmill, the electricity in your relationship will last well into your eighties and beyond.	1.1066	0.03037	122	110	11	1
7376	There’s 3 offers on the place. 2 FHA and 1 all cash.	1.1062	0.03411	113	103	8	2
7377	As I understand it, the previous owner had a timing issue Ok on my count of 3 we make dash in to see the renovations. Entertainment in this back yard? I don’t you’ll have a ball!	1.1062	0.03411	113	103	8	2
7378	Your bungalow at Trump Putt-Putt comes with free NDA!	1.1061	0.02897	132	119	12	1
7379	Unfortunately, your lottery winnings of one million do not cover the purchase of homes with inappropriately fitting shutters	1.1058	0.03030	104	93	11	0
7380	hey listen, if we dont jump in that hole that giant elephan will murder us all	1.1057	0.03427	123	113	7	3
7381	...and the yard has a deep hot tub.	1.1057	0.02783	123	110	13	0
7382	The previous owner was a linebacker.	1.1057	0.03013	123	111	11	1
7383	The HVAC may need some updating, but if he was a tremendous	1.1053	0.02877	133	120	12	1
7384	Don, why did you bring us here? No, selling windmills is really not an improvement on fighting them. And no, this one is not giant on the inside.	1.1053	0.03248	133	122	8	3
7385	Windmills b turnin	1.1048	0.02990	124	112	11	1
7386	And as an extra bonus, if you buy today, one year free oil will keep the squeaks to a minimum.	1.1048	0.03202	124	113	9	2
7387	Before they invented screens	1.1048	0.02990	124	112	11	1
7388	The 8th hole is in Miami. The 9th hole is in Dallas. The 19th hole is in Toronto. They have great drinks.	1.1045	0.02856	134	121	12	1
7389	The DWP takes full responsibility. Your bill will reflect these changes.	1.1045	0.02652	134	120	14	0
7390	He’s having trouble weaning!!	1.1045	0.03046	134	122	10	2
7391	This house is a hole-in-one! Haha... Anyway, you’ll be living next to a sex offender.	1.1045	0.02856	134	121	12	1
7392	The architect was having a bad day.	1.1042	0.03227	144	133	7	4
7393	It's the latest spin on a home protection border wall that allows you quick access between migrant caravans.	1.1042	0.02555	144	129	15	0
7394	And there is no cost for electricity when the elephant disappears.	1.1040	0.03177	125	114	9	2
7395	You'll also have your very own elephant mouse.	1.1040	0.02741	125	112	13	0
7396	It's more efficient than saying 'You're fired!'	1.1040	0.02967	125	113	11	1
7397	Don’t quit the church....Wind mill you realize we are spending your tithe wisely?	1.1034	0.02891	145	132	11	2
7398	This is the best house on the course, not the first - so, no amateurs - not the last - so, not frustrated husbands!	1.1034	0.03093	116	105	10	1
7399	And here we have, “Tom Sawyer enlists a Dutch boy”.	1.1034	0.02538	145	130	15	0
7400	Join us. We believe God's blowin' in the wind.	1.1032	0.02721	126	113	13	0
7401	Buy now. It is more than worthy later.	1.1032	0.02721	126	113	13	0
7402	We frown on pets but maybe if we can throw him through that black hole.	1.1029	0.03003	136	124	10	2
7403	Congratulations. Please check the doppler report for move-in information.	1.1026	0.03299	117	107	8	2
7404	Windmill blades? Not at all. You're imagining them - like you did that elephant in the bathtub.	1.1026	0.02817	117	105	12	0
7405	I always advise newlyweds starting life's journey: "A well-timed prayer will get you through the rough patches."	1.1024	0.02700	127	114	13	0
7406	Relatively private. Only if they have a platinum pass do they get to come in."	1.1024	0.02923	127	115	11	1
7407	You should both get checked.	1.1022	0.02982	137	125	10	2
7408	You need your passport to enter the house.	1.1022	0.02597	137	123	14	0
7409	It's not too disturbing. It only works in a hurricane.	1.1022	0.02796	137	124	12	1
7410	Frank, timing is everything during this hot buyers market...lead me to the front door and I'll give you a visual!	1.1019	0.02924	108	97	11	0
7411	Don't worry, the giant windmill attached to the front of your home should protect you.	1.1017	0.03272	118	108	8	2
7412	Includes all your adult inhibitions at no extra cost.	1.1017	0.03272	118	108	8	2
7413	Its called the Grandparents Special	1.1017	0.03042	118	107	10	1
7414	I know it sounds strange, but the prior owners complained of being visited by a smoke elephant so they put the place up for sale.	1.1017	0.03042	118	107	10	1
7415	Where the elephant passes, one knows.	1.1016	0.03106	128	117	9	2
7416	Think of it this way. You can open a mini-golf range for extra money.	1.1016	0.02680	128	115	13	0
7417	If you do decide to make the move up the property ladder, you’ll be able to ride the property helter-skelter afterwards.	1.1016	0.02680	128	115	13	0
7418	Thanks for meeting me back here. Cum is a great alternative fuel source if you consider my mouth a vehicle.	1.1014	0.03135	138	127	8	3
7419	Rest assure, this windmill is not a monster.	1.1014	0.02579	138	124	14	0
7420	This is our ivory model.’	1.1014	0.02667	148	134	13	1
7421	And we’re calling this section....GIGANTIC golf.	1.1008	0.03245	119	109	8	2
7422	J	1.1008	0.02879	129	117	11	1
7423	When I said I wanted to live in a place where I can practice getting it in the hole daily, this is not what I meant.	1.1008	0.03273	129	119	7	3
7424	I can get you a discount on the runof plug!	1.1000	0.02545	140	126	14	0
7425	I have a proposition for you that involves your wife.	1.1000	0.03249	130	120	7	3
7426	He is the top windmill shutter architect Linda Goldman	1.1000	0.02739	140	127	12	1
7427	You told me you were looking to downside.	1.1000	0.02858	130	118	11	1
7428	The underwriters said you must get rid of that hole in your lawn.	1.0993	0.02901	141	129	10	2
7429	Or you can just spring for the in-app purchase.	1.0992	0.02837	131	119	11	1
7430	Functional is the rage. Here's a functional penthouse. And if you act quickly, it could be yours.	1.0991	0.02849	111	100	11	0
7431	And, of course, you don't have to floss.	1.0986	0.02702	142	129	12	1
7432	Are you too good for this home?"-Happy Gilmore, Real Estate Agen	1.0986	0.02702	142	129	12	1
7433	So we agree, I got a birdie and you've got dyslexia?	1.0986	0.02702	142	129	12	1
7434	Nice house in the green, but be careful of strokes.	1.0985	0.02817	132	120	11	1
7435	And... you can see the Rhine if you tilt~	1.0985	0.03015	132	121	9	2
7436	The only downside is that you have to watch out for erratic golf balls	1.0984	0.02947	122	111	10	1
7437	No really, go ahead. So what if you're not as fly as Snoop Dog? You're timing's impeccable.	1.0977	0.02993	133	122	9	2
7438	But it breaks even after two years!	1.0976	0.02686	123	111	12	0
7439	Do air conditioners go with the deal?	1.0973	0.03318	113	104	7	2
7440	This is fine, the solar panels will be here shortly. Ekkkkkk	1.0972	0.02477	144	130	14	0
7441	Lake George is noisy	1.0970	0.02566	134	121	13	0
7442	Ah, I see. You have it set to M for mini when you should have it set to W for wombo.	1.0970	0.02972	134	123	9	2
7443	He’s 6 months.	1.0970	0.02776	134	122	11	1
7444	For $20, I'll let you whitewash my picket fence.	1.0970	0.02566	134	121	13	0
7445	I misunderstood - it's Sales you want people to see how high up you are in.	1.0968	0.03119	124	114	8	2
7446	Just playing Some Put Put...	1.0963	0.02757	135	123	11	1
7447	You can queef for days in a place like this.	1.0960	0.03297	125	116	6	3
7448	A house divided against itself cannot stand	1.0956	0.02737	136	124	11	1
7449	Scientist:" We’ve discovered a gravitational swirl near the black hole in your front yard. It is elephant times more powerful than anything we know."	1.0952	0.02857	126	115	10	1
7450	Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum. It's the new Fore!	1.0949	0.02718	137	125	11	1
7451	The last homeowner pooped to death	1.0949	0.02513	137	124	13	0
7452	Let me punch out a tune for you all.	1.0948	0.03235	116	107	7	2
7453	I'm sorry, but zero emmissions and rescue animals make good PR.	1.0948	0.02994	116	106	9	1
7454	I know there are moles, but you can expect a Eighteen course meal from 9-7.	1.0924	0.02921	119	109	9	1
7455	Don’t look now, but there’s an elephant in town.	1.0923	0.02549	130	118	12	0
7456	One bedroom, one bath, two-year lease.	1.0916	0.02530	131	119	12	0
7457	And a beautiful view of The Donald's birdie from Mar-a-Lago!	1.0916	0.02958	131	121	8	2
7458	Goliath the Architect is a big fan of miniature golf!	1.0909	0.03105	121	112	7	2
7459	It’s guaranteed “Tilt-Proof “!	1.0909	0.02754	110	100	10	0
7460	Armchairs or at a push a small a two seater	1.0903	0.02396	144	131	13	0
7461	It's God's way to say touché and that he will never fence you in.	1.0902	0.02494	133	121	12	0
7462	This particular property was designed by Mr. Wood's older brother, Puma.	1.0902	0.02852	122	112	9	1
7463	We used to have an HOA. Now we have a giant elephant.	1.0897	0.02381	145	132	13	0
7464	Succ my dick, you dumb: cunt!	1.0896	0.03259	134	126	4	4
7465	Shit. Golf was always a white mans sport but I was never very good at it.	1.0894	0.02584	123	112	11	0
7466	And this house is available to you as a short sale.	1.0894	0.03056	123	114	7	2
7467	It's Christmas Morning. My girlfriend's in the kitchen doing stuff before we leave for her parents. I got some really good presents this year. An artist I like dropped an album and I'm listening to the start of it. I'm doing okay. Hope you are too.	1.0893	0.03247	112	104	6	2
7468	We encourage tourists to visit the windmills before the coffeeshops.	1.0887	0.02564	124	113	11	0
7469	It sounds like we're paying you to own our property." "Correction. To SHARE our property.	1.0887	0.02808	124	114	9	1
7470	This prime piece of real estate comes with its very own ‘The Sunken Place’ for all those late night tee sessions.	1.0885	0.02964	113	104	8	1
7471	I know your faith has been tested, but why don't you take another wack at it?	1.0885	0.02684	113	103	10	0
7472	Does the elephant come with it. Patrick McGuire Waldorf MD	1.0884	0.02718	147	136	9	2
7473	Fore!	1.0884	0.02540	147	135	11	1
7474	shhh! if the manager sees us here he'll be pissed	1.0880	0.02786	125	115	9	1
7475	Why yes! --it does come with "Rocinante". Except this one eats peanuts by the bushel.	1.0880	0.03009	125	116	7	2
7476	The motion-activated windmill not only backs up the pheromone-scented hole, it bucks up the curb appeal.	1.0880	0.02786	125	115	9	1
7477	We can't offer you insurance on that kite.	1.0877	0.02938	114	105	8	1
7478	Tiny hands golf course.	1.0876	0.02636	137	126	10	1
7479	Boxing clusters.	1.0873	0.02765	126	116	9	1
7480	You’d have to wait 20 minutes to get on the rollercoaster	1.0873	0.02525	126	115	11	0
7481	Fe Fi Fo Fum Golf opens in Palm Beach.	1.0859	0.02723	128	118	9	1
7482	The entrance is up through the ladder. Restrooms are down below.	1.0859	0.02723	128	118	9	1
7483	How dare you turn a zoo into a windmill?	1.0859	0.02487	128	117	11	0
7484	White power.	1.0855	0.02596	117	107	10	0
7485	Is he still out there? That elephant killed my family and now he's after me!	1.0855	0.02866	117	108	8	1
7486	ultragolf rewards cocksure players above miniature	1.0855	0.02596	117	107	10	0
7487	You don't say! Your son is in a Japanese diaper band? Right in this condo, he could mill his own vegan sprouted Manchurian tea mushrooms and share some artisanal jar Kombucha with his guests.	1.0853	0.02703	129	119	9	1
7488	Sure it has a whole in the wall kitchen but the HOA fees are paid by others.	1.0851	0.02564	141	130	10	1
7489	Your energy bill will be charged monthly.	1.0851	0.02564	141	130	10	1
7490	Sorry, sir but there may be a confusion. We asked for jumbo shrimp.	1.0846	0.02450	130	119	11	0
7491	You had drained the shot, until some little boy plugged the hole with his finger.	1.0840	0.02432	131	120	11	0
7492	We’re taking Jamaica off the grid.	1.0833	0.02534	120	110	10	0
7493	It's for rubber bowling balls, so it won't keep you up.	1.0833	0.02672	108	99	9	0
7494	We have a putt-putt special only for today that includes shipping. BUY ONE GET ONE FREE. They are endorsed by the President.	1.0833	0.03050	132	124	5	3
7495	It comes with a gum drop allowance so you can make it your own.	1.0833	0.02415	132	121	11	0
7496	Maybe if we hide our business meeting here, behind this giant golf windmill, the rude ghost elephant won’t interrupt us this time.	1.0833	0.02978	108	100	7	1
7497	As you know, the weather did tip-toe thru the tulips....the market is down.	1.0833	0.02311	144	132	12	0
7498	The previous owners were from China.	1.0822	0.02281	146	134	12	0
7499	You'll get used to the kids' tantrums.	1.0821	0.02380	134	123	11	0
7500	Falling attendance on Sunday inspired this. After all, we're competing directly against the NFL.	1.0821	0.02605	134	124	9	1
7501	It was a bargain at twenty trillion dollars	1.0813	0.02730	123	114	8	1
7502	Well, yeah, the people from the church next door DO keep climbing the wall and jumping into that hole. That's why we put the lower-case 'bob' there-- to try and trip a few.	1.0813	0.02474	123	113	10	0
7503	Do you really ...?	1.0813	0.02730	123	114	8	1
7504	In addition to wind power, this house also has the capacity to generate snow power with this unique snow fence design.	1.0809	0.02772	136	127	7	2
7505	When you said this place was the whole package....	1.0806	0.02941	124	116	6	2
7506	The market has moved to just selling the its hazards.	1.0803	0.02550	137	127	9	1
7507	The feed-in tariffs make it a very attractive investment opportunity.	1.0800	0.02436	125	115	10	0
7508	Honestly Mr. Brush, it sound a little far fetched.	1.0797	0.02532	138	128	9	1
7509	You want to go get him? I say we get him.	1.0791	0.02515	139	129	9	1
7510	The owner of this rental will maintain at all times one hole ready to "resolve" any accidents that might happen.	1.0787	0.02647	127	118	8	1
7511	Are you Big Ballers?	1.0786	0.02497	140	130	9	1
7512	No Winds and Fouled Gears or Kiss Your Ass Goodbye!	1.0781	0.02627	128	119	8	1
7513	If that’s what you think, wait’ll you see my mini-me!	1.0781	0.02627	128	119	8	1
7514	yes, we do, but not reception please	1.0775	0.02364	129	119	10	0
7515	It can be rented to basketball players for putt putt golf, and also provide power for your home.	1.0775	0.02607	129	120	8	1
7516	The owner kindly offers to include the two coveralls that hang next to the basement tunnel entrance.	1.0769	0.02474	117	108	9	0
7517	This place would be great, but there are so many giants trying to hit balls at this place.	1.0769	0.03011	117	110	5	2
7518	Where is the shmoo?	1.0764	0.02127	157	145	12	0
7519	...but on the plus side, we have very strict zoning laws, and the home comes with a lifetime warranty.	1.0764	0.02221	144	133	11	0
7520	What kind of church is this? I hope that it’s under renovation cause otherwise we’re in trouble.	1.0756	0.02434	119	110	9	0
7521	Price at one million but come with 5 Semper Augustus Yayo Chinea Antioch Calif.	1.0756	0.02434	119	110	9	0
7522	Remember, when you meet Mr. Panza, ask him for the appraisal	1.0755	0.02906	106	99	6	1
7523	In Holland, elephants are too big to fit in a room.	1.0752	0.02295	133	123	10	0
7524	We have this well with a big white ball.. I think you're gonna like this house. Mr big hole with a white ball in it	1.0750	0.02689	120	112	7	1
7525	You couldn't want a better location.	1.0750	0.02415	120	111	9	0
7526	Not to worry. It's gone by FRIDAY! Homeland Security sees some promise.	1.0746	0.02727	134	126	6	2
7527	''No,there aren't refunds for my concert.''	1.0734	0.02509	109	101	8	0
7528	Congratulations! You are now OFFICIALLY	1.0732	0.02868	123	116	5	2
7529	In our downsized community, you can watch miniature golf if you avoid the putter hacks."	1.0730	0.02231	137	127	10	0
7530	We're running a bit early for this next showing.	1.0726	0.02845	124	117	5	2
7531	You didn't say we were buying a windmill. We thought we were buying a normal house.	1.0726	0.02605	124	116	7	1
7532	It's a tough world out there. Kids like "bob" over there just don't have what it takes. Survival of the fittest you might say.	1.0719	0.02200	139	129	10	0
7533	You can't just stand there, waiting for the elephant in the room to blow over!	1.0709	0.02286	127	118	9	0
7534	And for my next piece, Requiem for a heavyweight. This is for the Dec. 17th issue.	1.0687	0.02469	131	123	7	1
7535	And, Dr. Frankenstein promised to stop by later.	1.0684	0.02639	117	110	6	1
7536	What your husband and wife were doing right, when the elephant attacked you could say ?	1.0677	0.02186	133	124	9	0
7537	of course it's haunted. you want a three-story, two-bath windmill on the coast that ISN't haunted?? yeah, and i wanna be elvis freakin presley! my mom died in this windmill, ya know. it's her ghost. never even thought to ask, huh? about my lonely ma	1.0660	0.02770	106	100	5	1
7538	Have you seen my brother? We come from a descendant of golf balls.	1.0656	0.02534	122	115	6	1
7539	We are weight watchers, the sails go round to max a fight-to-fright response.	1.0656	0.02788	122	116	4	2
7540	It'll be missed.	1.0652	0.02347	138	130	7	1
7541	Disregard the oil stain, all you need to know that Richard Colton created ' I Love New York'--yet milton glaser mere;y added the heart	1.0652	0.02109	138	129	9	0
7542	“The window unit conveys.”	1.0640	0.02198	125	117	8	0
7543	A small loan of a million dollars will suffice.	1.0630	0.02436	127	120	6	1
7544	Watch out for the giant gol balls.	1.0629	0.02267	143	135	7	1
7545	We're so confident of our global warming creditials, Mr Noah, you could build a boat with our wood.	1.0619	0.02602	113	107	5	1
7546	pretend your on the worlds largest mini-put course	1.0609	0.02557	115	109	5	1
7547	This is not a lot of hat air.	1.0603	0.02536	116	110	5	1
7548	My client wishes to express his sincerest apologies. But you must admit, the baby does look a bit like a giant golf ball.	1.0602	0.02329	133	126	6	1
7549	And any problems with elephant clouds wandering into the yard, the switch for the outside fan is in the cupboard under the stairs...	1.0593	0.02040	135	127	8	0
7550	When we signed up for the “Foreign Correspondent” re-enactment, we thought Joel McCrea was leading the tour.	1.0584	0.02011	137	129	8	0
7551	I have a plugging proposition for you.	1.0571	0.01969	140	132	8	0
7552	g around.	1.0565	0.02081	124	117	7	0
7553	You ever notice reposado tequila smells better than it tastes?	1.0556	0.02049	126	119	7	0
7554	Well, before you can go “Dutch”, you have to rob the Number 3 train going past Christopher.	1.0543	0.02002	129	122	7	0
7555	Sorry for the delay, it took longer to clean up after the last Titlus squash the Adams.	1.0543	0.02002	129	122	7	0
7556	On the count of three step forward and you will be talking with the winds!	1.0538	0.01987	130	123	7	0
7557	...Used to be a well. No incidence yet. Goes by Donta, she hates doors. Pretty Quiet Actually. No, I take this very seriously.	1.0519	0.02185	135	129	5	1
7558	C’mon, you guys aren’t feelin’ this? One two three FOUR FIVE six seven eight NINE TEN eleven twelve! Doo-Doo do-do-do Doo-Doo do do-do-do do-do do DOO! Do do-do DOO! No? Daaaamn!	1.0515	0.02169	136	130	5	1
7559	Are you going to work to madame?	1.0492	0.01966	122	116	6	0
7560	So now we know ... miniature golf and midget housing are not compatible.	1.0472	0.02069	106	101	5	0
7561	You sure you want to joust this marriage thing when so many others have failed?	1.0450	0.01978	111	106	5	0
7562	The antique trunks department is in the back.	1.0444	0.01780	135	129	6	0
7563	Join our church for eclectic ideals . The red church around the corner is full of hot air.	1.0379	0.01668	132	127	5	0
7564	If you don't sicced the first time?	1.0325	0.01606	123	119	4	0

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