Contest #645 Summary

Name	Value
Submission deadline	2019-01-06T22:54:00.000Z
Voting started	-
Voting ended	2019-01-20T22:56:00.000Z
Finalists announced	2019-01-14T22:54:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued	January 21, 2019
Number of captions	7565
Number of responses	982979
Number of participants	-

Rank	Caption	Mean	Precision	Total votes	"Unfunny" votes	"Somewhat funny" votes	"Funny" votes
0	If we time it right, I can get you in this house today.	1.7286	0.06479	140	65	48	27
1	Sure, location is important, but timing is everything.	1.6977	0.06926	129	65	38	26
2	Location is important, but here, timing is everything	1.6913	0.06591	149	78	39	32
3	The previous owners were a sweet elderly couple, but a tad slow on their feet.	1.6489	0.06674	131	69	39	23
4	If you want to get into this property you will have to move fast.	1.6463	0.06241	147	77	45	25
5	I'm afraid this IS the only retirement community you can afford that is on a golf course.	1.6423	0.06843	123	65	37	21
6	Perhaps I misunderstood you when you said you don't want a long drive.	1.6357	0.06689	129	69	38	22
7	Getting into a house like this is all about timing.	1.6271	0.07201	118	66	30	22
8	On the count of three, whaddya say we take a look inside?	1.6239	0.07688	109	63	24	22
9	I'm afraid your offer didn't go through.	1.6207	0.07103	116	64	32	20
10	If we time this right, I can get you folks in here today.	1.6115	0.06337	139	76	41	22
11	Can I show you something in a shoe?	1.6099	0.06104	141	75	46	20
12	Shall we go in and have a look... on the count of three.	1.6071	0.06057	140	74	47	19
13	And it has five security speeds - off for kids to high for unwanted relatives.	1.6061	0.06608	132	74	36	22
14	Trust me, as your broker, this one is all about timing.	1.6016	0.06606	123	67	38	18
15	It’s not your typical run of the mill house.	1.6000	0.06113	155	88	41	26
16	It's pricier than the clown's mouth, but you save on energy costs.	1.5948	0.06704	116	63	37	16
17	On the other hand, it really cuts down on door-to-door salesmen.	1.5944	0.06137	143	79	43	21
18	The previous owner died of a stroke.	1.5920	0.07011	125	74	28	23
19	she's selling because she lost her husband in a terrible accident	1.5915	0.06412	142	82	36	24
20	Forget location. Timing is everything.	1.5912	0.06264	137	76	41	20
21	Three words: rotation, rotation, rotation.	1.5893	0.07237	112	65	28	19
22	You're going to want to move quickly on this one.	1.5882	0.07102	119	70	28	21
23	With this house, timing is everything.	1.5849	0.06071	159	93	39	27
24	Great, let’s go sign the papers now...no...now! Wait, ok now...	1.5827	0.06032	139	76	45	18
25	Timing is everything if you want to get into this unique property.	1.5822	0.06205	146	84	39	23
26	On my count of three, we can begin our walkthrough.	1.5802	0.06498	131	75	36	20
27	This came on the market suddenly. The owner just peeked out the door for the morning paper.	1.5798	0.06591	119	66	37	16
28	I’ve got 17 others that I think you’ll love	1.5789	0.06423	133	76	37	20
29	Geez, you've said no to the igloo, the lighthouse, the old woman's shoe and now this. What ARE you looking for?	1.5789	0.06581	114	62	38	14
30	Listen, we only have a short time to get our foot in the door on this one.	1.5781	0.06334	128	71	40	17
31	By far, the most important feature: Rotation. Rotation. Rotation.	1.5776	0.06723	116	65	35	16
32	Act fast -- this kind of opening only presents itself every eight seconds.	1.5772	0.06531	123	69	37	17
33	Well, given your budget, this is what 'living on a golf course' looks like.	1.5748	0.06939	127	77	27	23
34	I don’t show this to most people, but you look like a fun couple	1.5748	0.06375	127	71	39	17
35	You did say energy efficient, two story property on the golf course.	1.5734	0.06157	143	82	40	21
36	If you'll wait just a moment, we can have a look inside.	1.5683	0.06045	139	78	43	18
37	You don’t want to get the newspaper until after you’ve had at least one cup of coffee.	1.5667	0.06453	120	67	38	15
38	The only other listing I have in this price range is a shoe.	1.5655	0.06404	145	88	32	25
39	If you aren’t ready to decide, we can let that other couple play through.	1.5610	0.06443	123	70	37	16
40	It's a four bed, two bath, par three house.	1.5588	0.05974	136	76	44	16
41	Usually it's about location, location, location, but in this case, it's all about timing, timing, timing.	1.5565	0.06407	124	71	37	16
42	Not a huge fan?	1.5546	0.07130	119	74	24	21
43	The seller's are disclosing that the floor breaks a little left to right	1.5520	0.06371	125	72	37	16
44	Just remember timing is everything.	1.5520	0.06859	125	77	27	21
45	This one's is a little different - location, location, timing!	1.5517	0.06855	116	69	30	17
46	I’ll level with you, sir. You need balls to live here.	1.5512	0.06865	127	79	26	22
47	Remember, location, location, location. Also, timing, timing, timing.	1.5512	0.06773	127	78	28	21
48	What obstacles do we need to overcome to put you in this house?	1.5503	0.05827	149	86	44	19
49	Location, location, timing.	1.5487	0.06769	113	66	32	15
50	Forget location,location,location. Here it's all about timing,timing,timing.	1.5476	0.06724	126	77	29	20
51	It’s all about timing in this market.	1.5470	0.06480	117	67	36	14
52	You understand of course, timing is everything.	1.5448	0.06233	134	79	37	18
53	Timing is everything on this deal.	1.5448	0.06233	134	79	37	18
54	I finally found a house on a golf course that is in your price range.	1.5447	0.06556	123	73	33	17
55	It's perfect if you want to putter around the house.	1.5446	0.06698	112	65	33	14
56	You'll have to get in quickly on this one.	1.5440	0.06274	125	72	38	15
57	In this real estate market, if you want to get in the front door, your timing has to be just right.	1.5439	0.07280	114	72	22	20
58	It comes with a revolving mortgage.	1.5414	0.06179	133	78	38	17
59	Once you get the timing down, the doors are a breeze.	1.5411	0.05842	146	85	43	18
60	It’s perfect for someone who likes to putter around.	1.5385	0.06192	130	76	38	16
61	Okay, follow me inside, one at a time.	1.5377	0.06858	106	62	31	13
62	It hits all three: location, location, timing.	1.5370	0.06890	108	64	30	14
63	So, this is your first time doing AirB&B?	1.5360	0.06380	125	74	35	16
64	You did say “golf course” and “affordable.”	1.5310	0.05958	145	87	39	19
65	It’s a two bed, one bath, three par.	1.5294	0.06429	136	85	30	21
66	It's a new listing – the last owner died unexpectedly of a stroke.	1.5294	0.06626	119	72	31	16
67	Of course you could go solar.	1.5280	0.06178	125	73	38	14
68	Timing is everything with this one.	1.5276	0.06405	127	77	33	17
69	You'll want to move quick on this one.	1.5271	0.06610	129	81	28	20
70	Once you get the timing down it’s a piece of cake.	1.5271	0.06135	129	76	38	15
71	If you have a small pencil and a score card, I can get you signed today.	1.5267	0.06256	131	79	35	17
72	If you want to get in on the ground floor timing is everything.	1.5252	0.06322	139	87	31	21
73	The only other thing in your price range is the clown mouth	1.5252	0.05806	139	81	43	15
74	It's the only thing on a golf course within your price range.	1.5250	0.06897	120	76	25	19
75	As with most real estate, timing is everything.	1.5248	0.06004	141	85	38	18
76	It's Quixotic in a nice way.	1.5248	0.06088	141	86	36	19
77	On your budget, this is all we could find in a golf community.	1.5246	0.06708	122	76	28	18
78	What whirring sound?	1.5241	0.06196	145	91	32	22
79	My real estate colleagues say, “location, location, location,” but I say, “timing, timing, timing!”	1.5227	0.05936	132	77	41	14
80	It’s all about timing folks.	1.5217	0.06275	138	86	32	20
81	I have one more place to show you. It is owned by a little old lady who has a of lot kids.	1.5214	0.06021	117	66	41	10
82	Of course in this market, timing is everything.	1.5210	0.06629	119	73	30	16
83	Now with this listing, timing is everything.	1.5203	0.06254	123	73	36	14
84	Trust me, this is the right time to get you into this house. No wait! Okay, now this is the right time...	1.5200	0.06486	125	77	31	17
85	It has an open, closed, and open again floor plan.	1.5194	0.06138	129	77	37	15
86	This is the only golf course community in your price range.	1.5188	0.06631	133	86	25	22
87	Sorry the pirate ship is over your budget.	1.5185	0.05648	135	77	46	12
88	Great! I'll contact the owner with your offer and get ball rolling.	1.5180	0.06157	139	86	34	19
89	It fell into foreclosure after the previous owner suffered from multiple strokes	1.5168	0.05917	149	92	37	20
90	It sounds like we need to refine what you meant by wanting to live on a golf course.	1.5161	0.06425	124	76	32	16
91	This is a two bedroom two bath par 3.	1.5159	0.06348	126	77	33	16
92	This property is available, but you'll have to move quickly.	1.5154	0.06482	130	82	29	19
93	Of course this is a Trump property. Didn’t you see the huge clown with the round mouth on the 18th hole!	1.5152	0.06584	132	85	26	21
94	Location, location, location? No, it's timing, timing, timing.	1.5145	0.06105	138	85	35	18
95	This is the only option next to a golf course in your price range.	1.5143	0.06124	140	87	34	19
96	Rotation, rotation, rotation.	1.5139	0.05574	144	84	46	14
97	If your timing is right, I can get you into this home.	1.5122	0.06466	123	76	31	16
98	Here we just call it “golf.”	1.5120	0.06077	125	74	38	13
99	"Yes, this is the open house, but we'll have to be quick.	1.5116	0.06139	129	78	36	15
100	This is a Dutch-style, three-bedroom, two-bath, par-3.	1.5109	0.06052	137	84	36	17
101	It's not your average, run-of-the-mill property.	1.5103	0.05800	145	88	40	17
102	It's very energy efficient and its location is above par.	1.5088	0.06738	114	71	28	15
103	It’s all a matter of timing.	1.5088	0.06261	114	67	36	11
104	I really think you should put in an offer now, you already lost the alligator and the castle is out of your price range.	1.5088	0.06853	114	72	26	16
105	It's a nice place to putter around in.	1.5085	0.06564	118	73	30	15
106	Just one thing. If It's windy,use the back door.	1.5081	0.06726	124	80	25	19
107	Of course, you would have to let people play through.	1.5079	0.06546	126	80	28	18
108	With this purchase, timing is everything.	1.5079	0.06146	126	76	36	14
109	I'll be honest. You need balls to live here.	1.5076	0.06673	132	87	23	22
110	Yes,the listing did say "Small Dutch Traditional on a golf course."	1.5076	0.06036	132	80	37	15
111	Timing is everything in this market.	1.5074	0.05995	136	83	37	16
112	You wanted to live on a golf course and this is in your price range.	1.5071	0.06609	140	94	21	25
113	I can probably get you in here, but it's going to take good timing."	1.5068	0.06166	146	94	30	22
114	I think we'd like to putt in an offer!	1.5068	0.05949	148	93	35	20
115	As promised, a home on a golf course.	1.5044	0.06301	113	67	35	11
116	This is the only Dutch Colonial at your price point.	1.5042	0.06301	119	72	34	13
117	With this model, it’s not so much “location, location, location” as “timing, timing, timing.”	1.5041	0.06442	121	75	31	15
118	Let me explain the "intermittent egress" clause.	1.5036	0.06227	137	87	31	19
119	How quickly do you think you can move in?	1.5034	0.05882	145	90	37	18
120	Timing is important.	1.5000	0.06154	134	84	33	17
121	I know you said solar, but it was just outside your budget.	1.5000	0.06107	138	87	33	18
122	What did you think “Easy access to Holland tunnel” meant?	1.5000	0.06565	118	74	29	15
123	It's priced to move.	1.5000	0.05931	138	85	37	16
124	Why yes, it was a fore closure.	1.5000	0.06146	126	77	35	14
125	If you like this, I have 17 others to show you.	1.5000	0.06868	106	66	27	13
126	Everyone talks about location, but timing is everything.	1.5000	0.06245	134	85	31	18
127	‘You know what they say – rotation, rotation, rotation’	1.5000	0.06146	126	77	35	14
128	It's the only 4-blade, 1-bath you'll find at this price.	1.5000	0.05580	134	78	45	11
129	It is just a matter of timing.	1.5000	0.05895	124	73	40	11
130	Golf is big around here.	1.5000	0.05806	142	87	39	16
131	Let's hop on the next blade to see the view from the top.	1.5000	0.06113	124	75	36	13
132	The previous owners? Never got the timing down.	1.4966	0.05800	145	90	38	17
133	Timing is everything on this one !	1.4966	0.05633	145	88	42	15
134	If you love it I think we can get you in, but you'll have to move fast.	1.4965	0.06026	143	91	33	19
135	Yes, it is only a par-3. All the par-4 properties have already been sold.	1.4963	0.05842	135	82	39	14
136	Remember, with real estate it's all in the timing.	1.4962	0.05907	133	81	38	14
137	And the best part is, it keeps the Jehovah's Witnesses away.	1.4961	0.06238	129	81	32	16
138	It's everything you wanted in your dream house: a Dutch Colonial on a golf course with a lawn you can putter around on!	1.4961	0.06140	129	80	34	15
139	The current owners are retiring to a green dinosaur in Florida.	1.4961	0.06410	127	81	29	17
140	And there are only 17 other homes on this development.	1.4959	0.05999	121	72	38	11
141	My advice is to move quickly.	1.4957	0.06607	117	74	28	15
142	If you want in, you'll have to move fast."	1.4957	0.06579	115	72	29	14
143	Yes they do always say location location location but with this property I think you’ll see what I mean when I say that timing is everything.	1.4932	0.06089	146	95	30	21
144	With your income, this is the only way you can own a house on a golf course.	1.4930	0.06140	142	92	30	20
145	This really cuts down on the trick or treaters.	1.4929	0.05954	140	88	35	17
146	The price is on par with others in the neighborhood.	1.4926	0.05716	136	82	41	13
147	You must be the Mulligans.	1.4924	0.06036	132	82	35	15
148	You should act fast before someone else putts in an offer.	1.4923	0.06006	130	80	36	14
149	You're getting in at just the right time.	1.4922	0.06075	128	79	35	14
150	I have 17 other models to show you, so let's get started.	1.4921	0.05936	126	76	38	12
151	A place like this, you need to move fast.	1.4921	0.05936	126	76	38	12
152	Think of it more as an "intermittently gated community."	1.4921	0.06042	126	77	36	13
153	We said we'd like to find something "under a 'mil", not live in one	1.4918	0.06295	122	76	32	14
154	The Quixotes are motivated to sell.	1.4918	0.06076	122	74	36	12
155	It's move-in ready... now. Wait, now! Ok go now!	1.4914	0.06060	116	69	37	10
156	In this market, timing is everything.	1.4912	0.06504	114	71	30	13
157	It was slightly misleading to say that it was “near” a golf course.	1.4904	0.06552	104	63	31	10
158	Okay then, we can look at the one with the water hazard again.	1.4898	0.05741	147	92	38	17
159	Now, you'll need to time your entries and exits, but otherwise, it's the perfect house	1.4891	0.06140	137	88	31	18
160	If you're not sure, we have seventeen other locations we can look at.	1.4887	0.06280	133	86	29	18
161	Believe me, you'll never find another home on a golf course that's this affordable.	1.4887	0.05809	133	81	39	13
162	Not only do you qualify for the wind energy tax credit, but we also waive your greens fee.	1.4885	0.06353	131	85	28	18
163	If you want this place, the timing is...now	1.4884	0.06139	129	81	33	15
164	Yes, it's true what they say about location. But timing's important, too.	1.4878	0.05928	123	74	38	11
165	It hits every item on your wish-list, large front yard, natural lighting, and you're on a golf course.	1.4878	0.06568	123	80	26	17
166	... and an old woman lives in a shoe just down the block.	1.4876	0.05763	121	71	41	9
167	Like so much in life,timing is everything.	1.4874	0.06412	119	75	30	14
168	Don't worry, almost no one gets the ball through the living room.	1.4872	0.06717	117	76	25	16
169	As you know, timing is everything.	1.4857	0.05866	140	88	36	16
170	This is a 2 bed, 2 bath, par 3.	1.4857	0.05505	140	84	44	12
171	This is the closest you’re going to get to a golf course at your price range.	1.4855	0.05656	138	84	41	13
172	Location may be important, but here, timing is everything	1.4851	0.05777	134	82	39	13
173	You said, "Find us a house on a golf course."	1.4848	0.05410	165	104	42	19
174	I just sold an old woman a shoe who would kill for this kind of light...	1.4846	0.05803	130	79	39	12
175	It'll cut your energy costs by 80 percent and eliminate, and I mean eliminate, solicitors.	1.4844	0.05654	128	76	42	10
176	You’ll find this an ideal mother-in-law apartment.	1.4841	0.06247	126	80	31	15
177	I wouldn't worry too much. Most people miss.	1.4841	0.06041	126	78	35	13
178	Like I said," in this market timing is everything"	1.4841	0.06247	126	80	31	15
179	If you'd like to make an offer, I'll get the ball rolling right away.	1.4841	0.06247	126	80	31	15
180	It also has a 3 par garage.	1.4839	0.06626	124	82	24	18
181	Yes, the blade speed is adjustable.	1.4839	0.06003	124	76	36	12
182	Would you like to try and go through the house again?"	1.4839	0.06218	124	78	32	14
183	Of course timing is everything!	1.4833	0.06693	120	79	24	17
184	Location, location, location... and timing. Timing is critical.	1.4831	0.06223	118	73	33	12
185	You may call it a Quixotic investment.	1.4828	0.06419	116	73	30	13
186	'You did say you wanted to go Dutch...'	1.4823	0.05568	141	86	42	13
187	There is a 'play through' clause in the deed.	1.4823	0.05747	141	88	38	15
188	Eventually, you don't even notice them.	1.4821	0.06081	112	67	36	9
189	If you don’t like this .. I have 17 others to choose from	1.4818	0.06050	137	88	32	17
190	It's a two bedroom, two bathroom, par 3.	1.4815	0.06097	108	64	36	8
191	Work with me, Mr. Sterling. You said you wanted a place on a golf course...	1.4815	0.05745	135	83	39	13
192	In real estate, timing is everything.	1.4815	0.06383	135	90	25	20
193	It checks all your boxes: off-the-grid wind power, plenty of play opportunities for the kids, and it’s golf course adjacent!	1.4812	0.06000	133	84	34	15
194	Like I told you, timing is everything on this house.	1.4806	0.06427	129	85	26	18
195	Now this little Dutch-influenced charmer affords you sweeping fairway views while putting you right in the middle of the action.	1.4806	0.06038	129	81	34	14
196	3 bedrooms. 2 baths. Par 3.	1.4800	0.06180	125	79	32	14
197	Here is the only golf course option I could find you within your budget.	1.4797	0.06360	123	79	29	15
198	We also have the same unit in gingerbread.	1.4793	0.06439	121	78	28	15
199	I just wanted you to see the kind of houses that are available in your budget.	1.4789	0.06056	142	93	30	19
200	This just came on the market—the previous tenant walked outside while texting.	1.4786	0.06142	117	72	34	11
201	Once you get the timing down it's a very welcoming space.	1.4786	0.05777	140	88	37	15
202	Where else are you going to find an energy efficient house, in a gated community with only 18 homes?	1.4783	0.05838	138	87	36	15
203	If this isn't your style, I also have a clown's mouth available.	1.4783	0.06218	115	71	33	11
204	We've got a very motivated seller, he moved to a lighthouse.	1.4773	0.05636	132	80	41	11
205	Like I said on the phone, it's an authentic Dutch Revival right next to the ninth hole.	1.4773	0.06033	132	84	33	15
206	They've rejected a lot of offers, but we time it right, I think we can get you into this house.	1.4773	0.06128	132	85	31	16
207	I'm not going to lie, you're going to need balls to move here.	1.4766	0.05970	128	80	35	13
208	And everything is just a short drive away.	1.4762	0.05738	147	94	36	17
209	The price is par for the course.	1.4762	0.06361	105	64	32	9
210	It's a 2 bed, 1 bath, Par 3.	1.4759	0.05797	145	93	35	17
211	I am willing to waive the greens fees, but I have a very motivated couple on the 15th hole.	1.4758	0.05891	124	76	37	11
212	I should probably tell you about the easement.	1.4755	0.05687	143	90	38	15
213	Manicured lawn, right on the green, powered by renewable wind energy, this listing won't last long!	1.4752	0.05833	141	90	35	16
214	No, no, no... your entrance would be around back. This is what we in the business refer to as the Mother-in-law Door.	1.4752	0.05833	141	90	35	16
215	With interest rates rising, you won't see a par three at this price again.	1.4750	0.06258	120	76	31	13
216	It's perfect for the couple that wants to putter around the house.	1.4746	0.06221	118	74	32	12
217	A lowball offer might get through if you time it right.	1.4741	0.05932	135	86	34	15
218	I am happy to show you a par 4 if you would like a little more space	1.4741	0.05838	135	85	36	14
219	The prior owners were recently separated.	1.4737	0.06543	133	91	21	21
220	But it's your choice. Clockwise. Or counterclockwise.	1.4733	0.05869	131	82	36	13
221	I suggest that if you want to get into this house now, timing is everything.	1.4729	0.06330	129	85	27	17
222	You know what we say in real estate, rotation, rotation, rotation.	1.4729	0.05832	129	80	37	12
223	This neighborhood checks all your boxes -- a volcano, a waterfall, and a giant clown head.	1.4724	0.05790	127	78	38	11
224	Each of the 18 properties is unique while still sharing our signature feature of "the large round hole in the yard."	1.4724	0.05681	127	77	40	10
225	How's your timing?	1.4720	0.06072	125	79	33	13
226	Well, as with buying any new home, it's all about timing.	1.4718	0.05627	142	89	39	14
227	It’s a fast moving market, but if you time the entrance right this could be a hole in one.	1.4715	0.06665	123	83	22	18
228	Any questions?	1.4715	0.06035	123	77	34	12
229	Three words: timing, timing, timing.	1.4715	0.06357	123	80	28	15
230	You did ask for a Dutch Colonial on a golf course.	1.4711	0.06436	121	79	27	15
231	It's a one bedroom, one bath, par five.	1.4710	0.06102	138	91	29	18
232	...and it is indeed on a golf course, as you requested.	1.4706	0.05711	136	85	38	13
233	A par 3 seemed to be more within your budget.	1.4706	0.05615	136	84	40	12
234	You asked to see a house on a golf course.	1.4706	0.06065	119	74	34	11
235	This is Trump golf. He hates the word 'miniature.'	1.4701	0.06329	134	90	25	19
236	Now this is not your run-of-the-mill house!	1.4701	0.06149	134	88	29	17
237	“You’re in luck, this dude from La Mancha is anxious to sell”	1.4700	0.07171	100	66	21	13
238	I'm sorry, for the budget that you gave me, this is the only listing available with old world charm, in a gated community, on a course!	1.4690	0.05711	145	93	36	16
239	Did I mention it's the only par 3 left in the neighborhood?	1.4690	0.05454	145	90	42	13
240	Of course, on windy days, we suggest using the back door.	1.4688	0.06170	128	83	30	15
241	The good news is, it’s $300k less than the Clown’s Mouth.	1.4685	0.06246	111	69	32	10
242	Of course the neighbors will want to play through	1.4676	0.05713	139	88	37	14
243	We also have hole 8 available with a waterfall view.	1.4676	0.05621	139	87	39	13
244	I can also show you something in a par 3.	1.4672	0.06179	122	78	31	13
245	I think you may have misunderstood the golf membership	1.4672	0.05866	137	88	34	15
246	It's hit or miss, really.	1.4662	0.05865	148	98	31	19
247	It's not your run-of-the-mill house.	1.4662	0.06089	133	87	30	16
248	It's a 3 bedroom 2 bath par 3	1.4658	0.05681	146	94	36	16
249	It gets great light...then not so great...then great again...then not so great...	1.4656	0.05765	131	82	37	12
250	I'll draft the offer and get the ball rolling but timing is everything.	1.4653	0.05739	144	93	35	16
251	Timing is everything.	1.4651	0.05931	129	82	34	13
252	Three things. Rotation. Rotation. Rotation.	1.4643	0.05860	140	91	33	16
253	And then there's the 2 par garage...	1.4643	0.05498	140	87	41	12
254	What you need is a house that says ‘We’re the Johnsons! We’re fun...We’re whimsical...We’re a little bit dangerous...’”	1.4643	0.06333	112	71	30	11
255	I think the 7th hole is more in your price range.	1.4638	0.06011	138	91	30	17
256	This is a charming 2-bedroom, 2-bath, par 4.	1.4634	0.05690	123	75	39	9
257	Oh, once you get the timing right, you'll never even notice...	1.4634	0.05806	123	76	37	10
258	There's a castle on the next green if you want something more upscale.	1.4634	0.06141	123	79	31	13
259	Would you like to take a look at the lighthouse before making up your mind ?	1.4631	0.05834	149	99	31	19
260	Well, you said you wanted a house on a golf course...	1.4622	0.06404	119	78	27	14
261	After this, we'll go visit a wonderful 3 bed, 2 bath shoe.	1.4621	0.06122	132	87	29	16
262	Location isn’ t everything..it’s timing.	1.4621	0.05624	145	93	37	15
263	You have to admit, it is not your run of the mill type place	1.4615	0.05997	130	84	32	14
264	Yes, the clown's mouth is cheaper, but it lacks curb appeal.	1.4615	0.05767	143	93	34	16
265	It’s not your run-of-the-mill rental.	1.4615	0.06095	130	85	30	15
266	Of course, like life, timing is everthing	1.4610	0.05999	141	94	29	18
267	Location certainly matters, but so does timing!	1.4609	0.06065	128	83	31	14
268	Not to worry, it's actually a very tricky shot.	1.4609	0.06333	115	74	29	12
269	Well, just a quick warning, with this place timing is everything!	1.4609	0.06452	115	75	27	13
270	Now, timing is critical for this open house.	1.4604	0.05977	139	92	30	17
271	You said you wanted something reasonably priced on a golf course....	1.4604	0.05800	139	90	34	15
272	Timing is the key.	1.4603	0.06032	126	81	32	13
273	And it has excellent ventilation.	1.4597	0.05771	124	77	37	10
274	Sure, let's talk about the elephant in the corner.	1.4593	0.05926	135	88	32	15
275	We think it might be gophers.	1.4590	0.05600	122	74	40	8
276	It's a two bed, two bath, par three...	1.4590	0.05720	122	75	38	9
277	Well you did say you always wanted to live on a golf course, Harold.	1.4590	0.06284	122	80	28	14
278	If you like the property, I think the timing is perfect to get in now.	1.4583	0.06471	120	80	25	15
279	Tiny house, green energy source, located next to the fairway... I think you'll find this listing checks all the boxes!	1.4583	0.05785	120	74	37	9
280	Well of course you've heard the three most important words in real estate-rotation, rotation, rotation.	1.4580	0.06059	131	86	30	15
281	Sustainable power and a golf course - seems to check all your boxes	1.4579	0.06543	107	69	27	11
282	When we said we wanted to live on a golf course, I don’t think this is quite what we had in mind.	1.4577	0.05795	142	93	33	16
283	And, as you can see, it truly is right on the golf course.	1.4576	0.05853	118	73	36	9
284	If you have one of those small pencils, I'll write up the contract now.	1.4576	0.06771	118	81	20	17
285	The previous owner died in a freak accident.	1.4571	0.05768	140	91	34	15
286	On windy days, I suggest working at home...	1.4569	0.06290	116	75	29	12
287	Follow me in on the count of three.	1.4567	0.06098	127	83	30	14
288	It's a charming three-bedroom, three-bath par-three.	1.4567	0.05783	127	80	36	11
289	This Dutch charmer overlooks the seventh hole.	1.4567	0.05995	127	82	32	13
290	Unfortunately, the house by the waterfall is out of your price range.	1.4567	0.05674	127	79	38	10
291	I know the tiny house craze is over but the mini-golf house market is just heating up.	1.4567	0.05674	127	79	38	10
292	Salesmen and missionaries think twice before ringing your doorbell.	1.4560	0.06065	125	81	31	13
293	An opportunity like this only comes around every so often.	1.4560	0.05848	125	79	35	11
294	Make sure you look both ways before you walk out of the door.	1.4560	0.06065	125	81	31	13
295	So. . .would you like to putt in an offer?	1.4558	0.05565	147	95	37	15
296	And the best part is, that hole leads straight to the parking garage.	1.4553	0.06350	123	82	26	15
297	I would argue it’s EXACTLY what the listing said: “Green energy home with European feel. On the course.”	1.4553	0.06027	123	79	32	12
298	As I was saying, timing is everything.	1.4553	0.06454	123	83	24	16
299	I'd act fast, the foot traffic on this property has been unbelievable.	1.4552	0.05667	134	85	37	12
300	And the location is great. I just sold the shoe next door to a little old woman.	1.4552	0.05765	134	86	35	13
301	If you don’t like this floor plan, we have 17 more to choose from.	1.4552	0.05956	134	88	31	15
302	As we say in the real estate business, it's all about "timing, timing, timing."	1.4552	0.05705	145	95	34	16
303	Two bed, one bath, par 4	1.4545	0.06023	132	87	30	15
304	Before we get to the showing, remember that timing is key.	1.4545	0.06666	110	73	24	13
305	Your mortgage statements will be written with a stubby pencil on a little card, and will probably not be accurate.	1.4545	0.05590	143	92	37	14
306	If you are a drinking man we should look elsewhere	1.4539	0.05557	141	90	38	13
307	It tends to get a bit noisy in the summer months, but that's par for the course around here.	1.4539	0.05736	141	92	34	15
308	You hated the clown on hole 6, and you hate the windmill. Do you want to live on a golf course or not?	1.4528	0.06306	106	67	30	9
309	What we're offering is a lifestyle that's high on whimsy and low on maintenance."	1.4528	0.06162	106	66	32	8
310	On a windy day, use the back door.	1.4527	0.05367	148	94	41	13
311	It’s a three bedroom, two bath, par three.	1.4527	0.05858	148	100	29	19
312	90% of the balls never make it this far. It's safer than a bocce ball court.	1.4524	0.05921	126	81	33	12
313	This is the only golf retirement community you can afford.	1.4522	0.06327	115	75	28	12
314	If you want in, we gotta act fast. In this neighborhood, timing is everything.	1.4522	0.06206	115	74	30	11
315	And the best part is, you can charge your Tesla for free.	1.4522	0.06564	115	77	24	14
316	It's a 2 bath, 3 bed, 4 par.	1.4519	0.05732	135	87	35	13
317	Ready to get swept off your feet?	1.4519	0.05635	135	86	37	12
318	You could putter around the yard to your heart's content.	1.4516	0.05879	124	79	34	11
319	If you're interested in this house, know that timing is everything.	1.4516	0.05879	124	79	34	11
320	It looked different on Zillow ?	1.4513	0.06284	113	73	29	11
321	I’ll see what I can do but no one gets this property on their first shot.	1.4511	0.06082	133	89	28	16
322	You said you wanted a house on a golf course.	1.4508	0.06279	122	81	27	14
323	Yes, indeed. Timing is everything.	1.4508	0.06170	122	80	29	13
324	Location? No, no, no. In real estate, it's timing, timing, timing.	1.4504	0.06055	131	87	29	15
325	This one's gonna sell fast. It's the only par-3 in the neighborhood.	1.4500	0.05490	140	89	39	12
326	To get you into this one timing's everything.	1.4500	0.05899	120	76	34	10
327	Oh, there are a couple of easements that I should probably mention.	1.4500	0.05490	140	89	39	12
328	I can get you into this house, but timing is everything	1.4496	0.05923	129	84	32	13
329	In this business, timing is everything.	1.4496	0.05608	129	81	38	10
330	On the bright side, very few people can make this shot.	1.4493	0.05915	138	92	30	16
331	We can't keep going round and round on the price. There's a foursome waiting.	1.4490	0.05391	147	94	40	13
332	Just some parting words of advice - don’t text and walk.	1.4488	0.05990	127	83	31	13
333	...and the Hubbards are just two streets over in the shoe	1.4488	0.06295	127	86	25	16
334	Your timing will be crucial for this property.	1.4488	0.06295	127	86	25	16
335	Once you get the timing down I think you’ll really like it here.	1.4485	0.05794	136	89	33	14
336	Well yes, there is no driveway, but that's kind of the point.	1.4485	0.06070	136	92	27	17
337	It's on a golf course, it's close to church, and it's eco-friendly. What else could you want?	1.4485	0.05887	136	90	31	15
338	Mexico will pay for the windmill.	1.4483	0.05784	145	97	31	17
339	It's 2 bedrooms, 1 1/2 baths and a par 3.	1.4480	0.06059	125	82	30	13
340	And of course any late rent payments will result in a two stroke penalty.	1.4480	0.05952	125	81	32	12
341	This house perfectly fits your criteria - a traditional design near a golf course.	1.4478	0.05857	134	88	32	14
342	This offer should go through easily, but we’ll have to time it just right.	1.4478	0.05760	134	87	34	13
343	In this case, it’s “timing, timing, timing.”	1.4478	0.06138	134	91	26	17
344	Now I have to warn you,the front door is a little tricky.	1.4476	0.06345	105	67	29	9
345	As with all real estate, timing is crucial.	1.4476	0.05673	143	94	34	15
346	Good news, Mr. and Mrs. Quixote! Your dream home is no longer impossible!	1.4474	0.05738	152	103	30	19
347	Trust me folks, around here below par is a good thing.	1.4474	0.06116	114	73	31	10
348	Listen, real estate is all about timing.	1.4472	0.06239	123	82	27	14
349	...And you never have to worry about door-to-door salesmen.	1.4472	0.05910	123	79	33	11
350	Did I mention proximity to recreational activities?	1.4472	0.05561	123	76	39	8
351	You said you were looking for a Dutch colonial?	1.4468	0.05552	141	91	37	13
352	The pirate ship is taken. This is the best we have	1.4463	0.05979	121	78	32	11
353	I also have something on the back-nine with a water feature.	1.4459	0.05448	148	96	38	14
354	Let’s get the ball rolling if you think the timing’s right.	1.4459	0.05452	157	104	36	17
355	This is the only Dutch colonial I could find in your price range.	1.4454	0.06281	119	79	27	13
356	It's a great deal, quite a bit less than you usually pay for a place on a golf course.	1.4453	0.05849	128	83	33	12
357	It’s perfect. You’ll be downsizing... and living on a golf course.	1.4453	0.05635	128	81	37	10
358	It depends on how much you putt down.	1.4453	0.06122	137	94	25	18
359	On a windy day, it generates its own power AND keeps away Jehovah's Witnesses.	1.4453	0.05944	137	92	29	16
360	Compared to other houses in the neighborhood, it's above par."	1.4444	0.05728	144	96	32	16
361	It wasn’t easy finding something in your price range that was in a family friendly neighborhood and on a golf course.	1.4444	0.05917	135	90	30	15
362	The seller is very motivated.	1.4444	0.05467	144	93	38	13
363	Gotta move fast on this one. shall we get the ball rolling?	1.4444	0.06010	135	91	28	16
364	It's the original air bnb."	1.4444	0.05727	135	88	34	13
365	This particular tiny house is exotic, quixotic, and a step up from your current shoe.	1.4444	0.06022	126	83	30	13
366	I was told they were very happy here before the accident.	1.4437	0.05522	142	92	37	13
367	When you're thinking of getting into a home, timing is everything.	1.4435	0.05983	124	81	31	12
368	The owner recently relocated the hole to the front yard to cut down on through traffic.	1.4430	0.05419	149	97	38	14
369	...I'm telling you ...in this neighborhood timing is everything	1.4429	0.05294	140	88	42	10
370	The timing was off for the last couple who were interested in this property.	1.4429	0.05294	140	88	42	10
371	It's no ordinary run-of-a-mill home.	1.4427	0.05648	131	84	36	11
372	Amazon delivery is hit or miss.	1.4427	0.05852	131	86	32	13
373	Just remember the three R's--Rotation, rotation, rotation.	1.4426	0.06486	122	84	22	16
374	In your price range, this is the closest you'll come to golf course living.	1.4425	0.06151	113	73	30	10
375	I usually tell my clients that it's all about "location, location, location." In this case, the timing is key.	1.4425	0.06021	113	72	32	9
376	Yes, didn't I say it was on a golf course?	1.4420	0.05541	138	89	37	12
377	I understand. The timing has to be right."	1.4417	0.06460	120	82	23	15
378	The rent is reasonable, and the electric bill is practically nil	1.4417	0.05650	120	75	37	8
379	I mean, you said you were in the market for a Dutch colonial...	1.4414	0.05526	145	95	36	14
380	It's small, but it's right on the golf course.	1.4414	0.05259	145	92	42	11
381	It's a par 4, but I think I can get them down to 3.	1.4412	0.05298	136	85	42	9
382	It's in great shape. The seller is a little old lady who downsized to a shoe.	1.4409	0.05984	127	84	30	13
383	I think we preferred the 7th hole - better schools...	1.4409	0.06190	127	86	26	15
384	This isn't just your run of the mill home....	1.4409	0.05984	127	84	30	13
385	I admit, ‘central air’ may have been a little misleading.	1.4407	0.05840	118	75	34	9
386	No, that's old news. The neighborhood association has taken care of Mr. Quixote.	1.4403	0.05851	134	89	31	14
387	I understand your skepticism, but I sense the developer is serious about limiting this subdivision to just the 18 units.	1.4400	0.05946	125	82	31	12
388	Timing will be everything.	1.4400	0.06054	125	83	29	13
389	... and don't forget to have your key ready.	1.4400	0.05946	125	82	31	12
390	At the end of the day, there's risk involved in any home purchase.	1.4397	0.05814	141	95	30	16
391	If you wanna get in on the ground floor, timing is everything.	1.4397	0.06396	116	78	25	13
392	Please understand Mr. and Mrs. Quixote, the entire neighborhood has a vivid imagination.	1.4390	0.05903	123	80	32	11
393	This is no run-of-the-mill property.	1.4390	0.05673	123	78	36	9
394	Of course, the property values are on par with the neighbors'.	1.4386	0.05980	114	73	32	9
395	There are only 17 other homes in this neighborhood.	1.4386	0.06109	114	74	30	10
396	A windmill at this price is par for the course.	1.4385	0.05779	130	85	33	12
397	I'll show you the inside when the wind dies down.	1.4375	0.06054	112	72	31	9
398	The seller is willing to throw in a lifetime supply of tiny pencils.	1.4375	0.06564	112	76	23	13
399	The previous owner had 4 strokes before he finally moved on.	1.4375	0.05843	128	84	32	12
400	Timing is critical.	1.4375	0.05947	128	85	30	13
401	It’s only dangerous to leave the house in windy days	1.4375	0.05189	144	91	43	10
402	If you don’t like this one, there’s a gorgeous clown’s mouth in foreclosure just across from the waterfall.	1.4370	0.06096	135	93	25	17
403	You said an original home on a golf course	1.4370	0.05817	135	90	31	14
404	Remember: It's all about rotation, rotation, rotation.	1.4370	0.05911	135	91	29	15
405	Really don't know what happened to the former owner but I heard that it had something to do with bad timing.	1.4370	0.06387	119	81	24	14
406	Well, if you decide to purchase the place, just remember-Timing is everything.	1.4370	0.06387	119	81	24	14
407	The only downside is that your neighbor is kind of a clown.	1.4366	0.05606	142	94	34	14
408	I assure you, this is no run-of-the-mill house.	1.4366	0.05695	142	95	32	15
409	We call this model the “Home-in-one!”	1.4365	0.06015	126	84	29	13
410	I know it's at the upper end of your price range, but it is a Par 4.	1.4365	0.05690	126	81	35	10
411	This unit is on par with other houses in the market.	1.4365	0.05462	126	79	39	8
412	Don’t worry. They usually miss.	1.4365	0.05690	126	81	35	10
413	It's the latest thing in mixed-use development.	1.4364	0.06898	110	77	18	15
414	If you want to get in this place we have to act right now.	1.4361	0.05783	133	88	32	13
415	In Real Estate timing is everything, especially with this house.	1.4361	0.05683	133	87	34	12
416	It became available when the last owner, and his horse, moved to Spain	1.4361	0.06164	133	92	24	17
417	I’d recommend moving quickly — timing is critical.	1.4361	0.05880	133	89	30	14
418	It’s energy efficient, Dutch inspired, and has a path to a lovely water feature.	1.4359	0.06353	117	79	25	13
419	I can only think of one drawback.	1.4359	0.06116	117	77	29	11
420	You just have to time it.	1.4357	0.05479	140	91	37	12
421	Some say location, location, location. But this place is all about timing, timing, timing.	1.4357	0.05572	140	92	35	13
422	First question I always ask: How are your reflexes?	1.4357	0.05288	140	89	41	10
423	Do you like to putter around the house?	1.4354	0.05467	147	97	36	14
424	Oh, and one more thing. Please, PLEASE remember to answer the doorbell within 27 seconds.	1.4354	0.05293	147	95	40	12
425	Not ON the 18th hole. It IS the 18th hole.	1.4354	0.05551	147	98	34	15
426	I also have a charming 3 bedroom inside a clown's mouth.	1.4354	0.05798	147	101	28	18
427	I also have a very nice castle with a moat and draw bridge.	1.4352	0.06614	108	73	23	12
428	Maybe the merry-go-round is closer to your price range.	1.4351	0.05641	131	85	35	11
429	It's a time share. You can enter at 10 second intervals.	1.4351	0.05745	131	86	33	12
430	Of course price is always important, but with this property timing is everything.	1.4351	0.05429	131	83	39	9
431	It's a gated community...but only in 3-second intervals.	1.4351	0.05745	131	86	33	12
432	On the bright side, it could be a shoe.	1.4348	0.05438	138	89	38	11
433	I can even give you a sub-par loan.	1.4345	0.05775	145	99	29	17
434	It’s really only an issue when it’s windy.	1.4345	0.05691	145	98	31	16
435	There is one easement in the deed that I think you should read.	1.4344	0.05581	122	77	37	8
436	This is about as close as you can get to the 9th green in your price range.	1.4344	0.05818	122	79	33	10
437	Think of it as Dutch Revival meets Maralago.	1.4344	0.06158	122	82	27	13
438	The Quixotes are very motivated sellers.	1.4344	0.05581	122	77	37	8
439	You've got to move fast.	1.4338	0.05592	136	89	35	12
440	I have another property I'd like to show you. An old lady is moving our of her shoe.	1.4338	0.05493	136	88	37	11
441	We'll,there's this lovely old shoe we could look at.	1.4336	0.06637	113	78	21	14
442	It’s downsizing and on the golf course. Best of both worlds!	1.4336	0.05396	143	93	38	12
443	You’ll hear ‘location, location, location,’ a lot, but with this one it’s all about timing.	1.4333	0.06003	120	79	30	11
444	Getting through the door will be easy once you get the timing down.	1.4331	0.05872	127	84	31	12
445	Golf course view, miniature price.	1.4331	0.05765	127	83	33	11
446	The window of opportunity is closing fast.	1.4328	0.05238	134	84	42	8
447	In real estate, everything is timing.	1.4328	0.05845	134	90	30	14
448	This is not your run-of-the-mill place.	1.4326	0.05809	141	96	29	16
449	It's not just a game, it's a lifestyle	1.4318	0.05710	132	87	33	12
450	Actually no, it's coal powered.	1.4318	0.06102	132	91	25	16
451	Its definitely above par for this neighborhood.	1.4318	0.05710	132	87	33	12
452	Don't let the door hit you on your way in.	1.4317	0.05781	139	94	30	15
453	Why not just putt in an offer and see where it goes?	1.4314	0.05468	153	103	34	16
454	An open concept, energy efficient and steps to a golf course; this is everything you’re looking for.	1.4312	0.06693	109	75	21	13
455	I'd also recommend hazard insurance.	1.4310	0.05772	116	74	34	8
456	As far as rentals go, this one is par for the course.	1.4309	0.06008	123	82	29	12
457	We'll view the interior once the wind dies down.	1.4309	0.05665	123	79	35	9
458	We made Holland pay for it	1.4308	0.06172	130	90	24	16
459	Right on the golf course as you requested.	1.4308	0.05562	130	84	36	10
460	It's crazy but timing is everything if you want to get into a place like this...	1.4307	0.05933	137	94	27	16
461	Built in renewable energy. Built in pet door. Small in ground pool. This won't be on the market long.	1.4306	0.05885	144	100	26	18
462	And the yard is great for just puttering around!	1.4298	0.05972	114	74	31	9
463	For a par three, this is an absolute steal.	1.4297	0.05621	128	83	35	10
464	On the plus side, the ball rarely lands in your living room.	1.4296	0.05417	135	87	38	10
465	This is a very exclusive development with only 17 other neighbors.	1.4296	0.05518	135	88	36	11
466	It does require balls to live here.	1.4286	0.05748	140	95	30	15
467	Not exactly what I had in mind when I said I wanted a house with a white picket fence.	1.4286	0.05794	119	77	33	9
468	The seller, Mr. Gulliver, will still maintain play through privileges.	1.4286	0.05682	126	82	34	10
469	And the value is well above par for the neighborhood.	1.4286	0.05150	133	83	43	7
470	The last owners died suddenly.	1.4286	0.05776	133	89	31	13
471	It comes with a fenced-in yard, but that's par for the course in this neighborhood	1.4286	0.05793	126	83	32	11
472	We could probably low ball them, but we'll need to time it perfectly.	1.4286	0.05711	147	101	29	17
473	In this market, timing is key.	1.4276	0.05427	145	96	36	13
474	You're in luck - this gem is definitely not your run-of-the-mill property...	1.4275	0.05634	131	86	34	11
475	I can show you the inside but we're gonna have to make a run for it.	1.4275	0.05529	131	85	36	10
476	I think I can get you into this complex if we time it right.	1.4275	0.05312	131	83	40	8
477	With your budget, this is the best place I can find you on a golf course.	1.4274	0.06185	124	85	25	14
478	With this model you have no unsightly solar panels and you naturally repel solicitors.	1.4274	0.05969	124	83	29	12
479	Yes, we can install Dutch Doors.	1.4274	0.06078	124	84	27	13
480	And at a par-3, it's right in your range!	1.4274	0.05969	124	83	29	12
481	It's a 3 bedroom, 2 bathroom, par 4.	1.4265	0.05486	136	89	36	11
482	I can promise you this: All your Prius-driving friends are going to be insanely jealous.	1.4265	0.05777	136	92	30	14
483	Nearby you have a Covered Bridge, a Paddle Wheel, and there's a Loop de Loop just down the street.	1.4264	0.05695	129	85	33	11
484	You asked for Dutch doors.	1.4262	0.05693	122	79	34	9
485	You might want to use the back entrance during tee times.	1.4262	0.06259	122	84	24	14
486	Before we go in, I have to ask if you have good reflexes.	1.4262	0.05449	122	77	38	7
487	I know you were looking for a par 3, but this just came on the market and it is loaded with Old World charm".	1.4254	0.05441	134	87	37	10
488	The property is fully carpeted, but that's par for the course.	1.4254	0.05441	134	87	37	10
489	It's not your typical 'run of the mill' type establishment.	1.4254	0.05643	134	89	33	12
490	And it is more reasonably priced than the Gingerbread House.	1.4250	0.05995	120	80	29	11
491	As promised, an affordable home on a golf course...	1.4250	0.05877	120	79	31	10
492	For your price range, this is a real hole-in-one.	1.4248	0.06133	113	75	28	10
493	Noisy, sure. But way less creepy than the Clown's Head walk up we saw earlier.	1.4247	0.05309	146	96	38	12
494	I'm sensing you're concerned with more than just the size of the property.	1.4245	0.05497	139	92	35	12
495	Yes, life on a golf course has its challenges. But in this case they are miniature.	1.4245	0.05864	139	96	27	16
496	Well, you said you wanted to go dutch!	1.4242	0.05390	132	85	38	9
497	Solar panels just seemed too obtrusive.	1.4242	0.05703	132	88	32	12
498	The only negative is trying to get into the house on a windy day.	1.4240	0.05821	125	83	31	11
499	It's a great place to putter around.	1.4240	0.05360	125	79	39	7
500	Don't worry, hardly anybody makes that shot. But just be careful how you arrange your furniture.	1.4238	0.05352	151	101	36	14
501	Yes, but do you really want to deal with the draw bridge on hole 3 everyday?	1.4237	0.06185	118	80	26	12
502	If you want something a bit nicer, there's a par four right on the water.	1.4237	0.06301	118	81	24	13
503	It’s a green home. And on a golf course. What more could you want?	1.4236	0.05269	144	94	39	11
504	Any house can have a little white fence, but this one will be earning you a massive carbon credit.	1.4231	0.05660	130	86	33	11
505	As a home it’s pretty run of the mill	1.4231	0.05968	130	89	27	14
506	And the view of the clown's mouth from the master bedroom is amazing.	1.4228	0.05402	149	100	35	14
507	I'm pleased to meet you on behalf of Quixote Realty.	1.4226	0.05439	168	118	29	21
508	You did say you wanted something near a golf course.	1.4225	0.05412	142	94	36	12
509	To get into this house, timing is everything.	1.4224	0.05891	116	76	31	9
510	Of course in real estate...timing is everything	1.4219	0.05502	128	83	36	9
511	Look, in your price range, this the the best retirement home on a golf course you’re gonna find.”	1.4218	0.05454	147	99	34	14
512	Oh, yes, timing IS everything.	1.4218	0.05454	147	99	34	14
513	It's a great fixer-upper if you're on the ball and like to putter around the house.	1.4218	0.05539	147	100	32	15
514	Frankly, this is the only place within your handicap.	1.4215	0.05598	121	78	35	8
515	What's makes this property unique is the timed entrance.	1.4214	0.05651	140	95	31	14
516	It's vintage Dutch colonial.	1.4214	0.05741	140	96	29	15
517	Yes Maam, but, in my professional opinion, timing is everything.	1.4211	0.05158	152	100	40	12
518	Waterfront? Let me show you something on the back nine.	1.4211	0.06341	114	78	24	12
519	The former owner? Sadly, just a freak accident that could have been prevented by good timing.	1.4211	0.05769	133	90	30	13
520	I'm legally obligated to tell you the old owner was killed by a golf ball.	1.4207	0.05148	145	94	41	10
521	Well, we call that the mother-in-law hole	1.4206	0.05785	126	84	31	11
522	It's on par with the rest of the homes in this neighborhood.	1.4206	0.05785	126	84	31	11
523	with your budget this is the closest you’ll get to your dream of living on a golf course	1.4206	0.06510	107	73	23	11
524	I think you'll find everything's up to par.	1.4204	0.05042	157	103	42	12
525	It is a great house, but you will have to get the timing right.	1.4203	0.05123	138	88	42	8
526	I’ve been studying the cycle and now is the perfect opportunity to move in.	1.4203	0.05521	138	92	34	12
527	You said you would be open to real estate alternatives so long as there was a golf course nearby…	1.4203	0.05326	138	90	38	10
528	If you want this house, timing is everything	1.4203	0.04912	138	86	46	6
529	You're not going to find anything else on the course at this price.	1.4202	0.05907	119	79	30	10
530	In light of your budget, this is the best home we could find on a golf course.	1.4202	0.06026	119	80	28	11
531	No? Then let's look at #18, the one with the water view.	1.4202	0.05907	119	79	30	10
532	On your budget I could not get you that 'tiny house' on the golf course, but I may have a compromise....	1.4202	0.06258	119	82	24	13
533	It really is all about rotation, rotation, rotation.	1.4200	0.05618	150	104	29	17
534	Yeah. it's off the grid.	1.4198	0.05931	131	90	27	14
535	The previous owner stayed remarkably nimble and was never bothered by solicitations.	1.4198	0.05730	131	88	31	12
536	Timing is everything with this particular property.	1.4196	0.05650	143	98	30	15
537	You said “show me something affordable on a golf course,” so here we are.	1.4194	0.05737	124	82	32	10
538	With this new home, timing is everything.	1.4194	0.06070	124	85	26	13
539	And your mortgage rate is obviously variable, depending on the winds...	1.4191	0.05955	136	95	25	16
540	The key to getting into the right house is timing.	1.4191	0.05577	136	91	33	12
541	If you'd prefer a beachfront property, I can show you Hole 9.	1.4188	0.05595	117	75	35	7
542	The other houses only have solar.	1.4188	0.06099	117	79	27	11
543	Well, you asked for a home on a golf course	1.4188	0.06099	117	79	27	11
544	The insurance policy covers fire, water damage and group events like middle school birthday parties.	1.4188	0.06099	117	79	27	11
545	What will it take to putt you into this baby?	1.4182	0.06245	110	74	26	10
546	This looks like a wind-wind situation for everybody.	1.4182	0.05972	110	72	30	8
547	I’m really afraid if you don’t time this right you’ll lose out.	1.4180	0.05801	122	81	31	10
548	The asking price is about par for the course in this neighborhood.	1.4180	0.05801	122	81	31	10
549	The yard is too big? Then I’ll show you a Par 2.	1.4178	0.05121	146	95	41	10
550	It’s just a run of the mill house.	1.4178	0.05647	146	101	29	16
551	My hand to God. The moment I laid eyes on you folks I said to myself.....Windmill.	1.4174	0.06416	115	80	22	13
552	Run of the mill? Yes, I have heard that one.	1.4173	0.05749	127	85	31	11
553	Basement access is tricky.	1.4173	0.05856	127	86	29	12
554	Now, when you say this one is below par, is that a good or bad thing?	1.4173	0.06168	127	89	23	15
555	You might qualify for a revolving mortgage.	1.4173	0.05393	139	92	36	11
556	I like that it's right on a golf course but the guy next door seems like a clown with a big mouth	1.4167	0.05986	120	81	28	11
557	Dutch Colonial, off the grid, lovely breezes.	1.4167	0.05895	132	91	27	14
558	Its just a short drive to the office	1.4167	0.05443	144	97	34	13
559	We'll have access in four seconds.	1.4167	0.04977	144	92	44	8
560	While I understand you're concerned, keep in mind that the paint color can be changed.	1.4167	0.04977	144	92	44	8
561	This is just what you wanted--something directly on the golf course with lovely breezes all year.	1.4167	0.05488	132	87	35	10
562	The previous owner forgot the importance of timing his exit out the door	1.4161	0.05561	149	103	30	16
563	Sure its small, but it feels like a par 5 inside.	1.4161	0.05225	149	99	38	12
564	It could be worse. You could be living in a shoe!	1.4161	0.04958	149	96	44	9
565	Your timing must be impeccable to get into this one.	1.4161	0.05048	149	97	42	10
566	Coming and going is dicey, but the energy savings are fantastic!	1.4161	0.05048	149	97	42	10
567	We'll just have to time your closing carefully.	1.4161	0.05348	137	90	37	10
568	I can also show you one with a moat.	1.4160	0.05700	125	83	32	10
569	Getting through the front door requires a little timing!	1.4160	0.05813	125	84	30	11
570	It's on a par with other houses in the neighborhood.	1.4160	0.06137	125	87	24	14
571	The description "on a miniature gulf" might have a typo.	1.4156	0.05349	154	105	34	15
572	Good timing helps	1.4155	0.05311	142	94	37	11
573	I like to think of it as a quixotic little place.	1.4155	0.05496	142	96	33	13
574	There's just a couple things to watch out for...	1.4154	0.05859	130	89	28	13
575	Well, you did say 'energy-efficient' and 'green' ."	1.4151	0.06410	106	72	24	10
576	Yes, it is a rather unusual take on mixed-use development...	1.4146	0.05878	123	83	29	11
577	Scoring on a place like this is all about the timing.	1.4146	0.05406	123	79	37	7
578	Let's just duck in and see the inside, shall we?	1.4146	0.05406	123	79	37	7
579	I'm not gonna fight you on the price, Mr. Quixote	1.4143	0.05458	140	94	34	12
580	This next house will knock you out!	1.4143	0.05551	140	95	32	13
581	You see, they say it’s all about location but with places like these... it’s all about timing.	1.4143	0.05822	140	98	26	16
582	No running water, but hole 17 has a huge wishing well.	1.4143	0.05458	140	94	34	12
583	It’s all in the timing.	1.4141	0.05493	128	84	35	9
584	And best of all, green fees are included.	1.4141	0.05713	128	86	31	11
585	Free electric, and door-to-door salesmen are never a problem.	1.4141	0.05380	128	83	37	8
586	Decapitation insurance included the first year	1.4138	0.06007	116	78	28	10
587	At his behest, everything is exaggerated at the Trump Miniature Golf Course.	1.4135	0.05955	133	93	25	15
588	I was pretty clear that this was an open house.	1.4135	0.05559	133	89	33	11
589	Yes, it is on the expensive side, but you know what they say: Rotation, rotation, rotation.	1.4135	0.05760	133	91	29	13
590	Perfect for the man who likes to putter around.	1.4135	0.05559	133	89	33	11
591	And you thought a Dutch Colonial on a golf course was impossible!	1.4132	0.06174	121	84	24	13
592	If you’re ready to sign, shall we get the ball rolling?	1.4132	0.05829	121	81	30	10
593	With 10% down, we can get the ball rolling immediately.	1.4130	0.05317	138	91	37	10
594	Just a moment before we start the open house, we have to time our entrance just right.	1.4128	0.06414	109	75	23	11
595	We can check out the interior, but we have to be quick."	1.4127	0.05318	126	81	38	7
596	As you can see, it's centrally located: Pirate Ship-adjacent and steps from the Castle Moat, the Dinosaur, and the Krazy Klown.	1.4123	0.05819	114	75	31	8
597	It just needs someone with a little imagination. And quick reflexes.	1.4123	0.05684	114	74	33	7
598	On a windy day....you have to be quick.	1.4123	0.05951	114	76	29	9
599	So when do you want to get the ball rolling?	1.4123	0.06571	114	81	19	14
600	We'll need to act fast on this one.	1.4123	0.05819	114	75	31	8
601	We're big fans of renewable energy housing.	1.4123	0.05951	114	76	29	9
602	And after 9pm you have the course to yourself!	1.4122	0.05404	131	86	36	9
603	Why yes . . . Don Quixote did once live in this neighborhood.	1.4122	0.05404	131	86	36	9
604	Trust me, it's not a trap.	1.4122	0.05923	131	91	26	14
605	This is not what we had in mind when we said we were looking for a Dutch Colonial style home	1.4122	0.05618	131	88	32	11
606	Sure, but it's a miniature mortgage too.	1.4118	0.05470	136	91	34	11
607	For this property, timing is everything.	1.4118	0.05897	119	80	29	10
608	If you like the neighborhood, I have 17 other unique homes to show you--all with front door views of the fairway.	1.4118	0.05370	136	90	36	10
609	Not sure if we can afford this, it’s a big step up from the clown’s mouth.	1.4118	0.05267	136	89	38	9
610	When we said we were into Dutch Colonial...	1.4118	0.05666	136	93	30	13
611	If price is your prime concern I can get you a great deal on a shoe that's about to go into foreclosure.	1.4109	0.05570	129	86	33	10
612	And if you sink this putt, your first month's rent is free.	1.4107	0.06024	112	75	28	9
613	The good news is that we have a shot.	1.4104	0.05526	134	90	33	11
614	This is the only property on a golf course I could find in your budget.	1.4103	0.06088	117	80	26	11
615	It’s priced to move quickly, so timing is key	1.4103	0.06208	117	81	24	12
616	Security system? You try getting in."	1.4101	0.05575	139	95	31	13
617	I realize that but imagine the feeling of acomplishment you would have every time you left the house.	1.4101	0.05481	139	94	33	12
618	Yes, access to the golf course in included.	1.4098	0.05791	122	82	30	10
619	If it gets really windy, you may want to stay inside.	1.4094	0.05629	127	85	32	10
620	To be honest with you, this is not what I meant when I said" an environmentally friendly house on a golf course. "	1.4094	0.05953	127	88	26	13
621	...and it offers luxurious views of the Eiffel Tower, the Taj Mahal, and the hot dog stand.	1.4094	0.05953	127	88	26	13
622	With only 17 other units, it's a very exclusive development.	1.4091	0.04928	154	101	43	10
623	Think Don Quixote meets suburbia.	1.4091	0.06234	110	75	25	10
624	This one's perfect for people who like to putter around in the yard.	1.4091	0.05372	132	87	36	9
625	That big hole in the ground is just par for the course.	1.4091	0.06234	110	75	25	10
626	For another 50 thousand I could put you in a nice two-bedroom replica of the Eiffel Tower.	1.4087	0.06163	115	79	25	11
627	And now, we're going to see a house in a golf course community which fits your budget.	1.4085	0.05755	142	100	26	16
628	The timing on this is most important	1.4085	0.05579	142	98	30	14
629	And if this Dutch Farmhouse isn't your style, there are 17 other homes in the development, including one with a front entry shaped like a clown's mouth.	1.4083	0.05736	120	80	31	9
630	Look at it this way: you WILL know what hit you.	1.4083	0.05976	120	82	27	11
631	...and the drive couldn't be shorter!	1.4082	0.05440	147	101	32	14
632	On the bright side, the grass is green year-round	1.4080	0.05340	125	81	37	7
633	And it's only a five minute walk to the miniature railway."	1.4080	0.05691	125	84	31	10
634	You don't have to be crazy to live here, but it helps.	1.4080	0.06021	125	87	25	13
635	This one's all about timing	1.4077	0.05427	130	86	35	9
636	The green carpeting is standard.	1.4074	0.05392	135	90	35	10
637	Location and timing are equally important here.	1.4074	0.05593	135	92	31	12
638	This is about par for the neighborhood.	1.4074	0.05288	135	89	37	9
639	You'll be the envy of the Old Woman who lives in a shoe.	1.4074	0.05691	135	93	29	13
640	When I say run, you run. The last buyer dodged the mill but was taken out by the ball.	1.4069	0.05315	145	98	35	12
641	Yes, the front door's a little tricky, but you're just across from the church and there's no mowing.	1.4068	0.05547	118	77	34	7
642	In this market, it's all about location... and timing.	1.4068	0.06046	118	81	26	11
643	There are two beautiful yards, but there is a hole in one.	1.4068	0.05802	118	79	30	9
644	What will it take for me to putt you into this home today?	1.4067	0.05190	150	101	37	12
645	This one may be a little out of your range.	1.4067	0.05190	150	101	37	12
646	This home is one of the 18 properties in this golf community.	1.4065	0.05754	123	83	30	10
647	Best of all, it's right on the golf course!	1.4062	0.05703	128	87	30	11
648	No,we didn't mislead you. We said we have a beautiful,low maintenance community with year-round golfing.	1.4062	0.05703	128	87	30	11
649	It won’t last long at this price...I already have a foursome asking to play through.	1.4060	0.05752	133	92	28	13
650	Well, you're paying for that fairway view.	1.4060	0.05752	133	92	28	13
651	It’s either this one or the giant clowns mouth	1.4060	0.05652	133	91	30	12
652	What can I do to get the ball rolling?	1.4060	0.05446	133	89	34	10
653	In this market, it's all about the timing.	1.4058	0.05693	138	96	28	14
654	Think of it as your impossible dream.	1.4058	0.05504	138	94	32	12
655	I understand your concern about the constant breeze. Can I take you to 14 to see the Brontosaurus?	1.4057	0.05809	106	69	31	6
656	Or, I can put you in a clown face tri-level on the 13th hole.	1.4056	0.05635	143	100	28	15
657	Of course, there is occasional through traffic.	1.4054	0.05494	148	103	30	15
658	It's a good fit if you like to putter around the house.	1.4054	0.05410	148	102	32	14
659	The key to prime real estate in this neighborhood is, ‘Rotation, rotation, rotation.’	1.4052	0.06120	116	80	25	11
660	It's available immediately, the previous tenants had to duck and run.	1.4050	0.05452	121	79	35	7
661	Well, it never floods and your utility bills would be miniature.	1.4050	0.06051	121	84	25	12
662	I guarantee that most of the time, you'll have a ball in your new house.	1.4048	0.05875	126	87	27	12
663	Think of it as the perfect house with the white picket fence--some of the time.	1.4048	0.05307	126	82	37	7
664	The owner assures me that only one out of ten balls makes it into the house.	1.4046	0.06012	131	93	23	15
665	In that unlikely event, your homeowner's insurance should cover it."	1.4046	0.05172	131	85	39	7
666	This is a younger area, lots of families with kids. And it’s much safer than the driving range.	1.4044	0.05753	136	95	27	14
667	And on a deal like this, timing is everything.	1.4044	0.05657	136	94	29	13
668	You said you wanted a house right on the golf course.	1.4044	0.05258	136	90	37	9
669	And who doesn't want to stay home on a windy day?	1.4044	0.04937	136	87	43	6
670	We're tilting toward this one.	1.4043	0.05228	141	94	37	10
671	If you’re ready to make an offer, let’s get the ball rolling.	1.4043	0.05324	141	95	35	11
672	On the plus side, you do get the renewable energy tax credit.	1.4043	0.05419	141	96	33	12
673	You gotta have balls to live here.	1.4038	0.05440	156	110	29	17
674	Well yes but is a matter of timing.	1.4037	0.06267	109	75	24	10
675	The previous owners are still inside...	1.4035	0.06319	114	80	22	12
676	It's presently a par 2 but you could change that once you buy it.	1.4034	0.05763	119	80	30	9
677	Utilities are included.	1.4034	0.05638	119	79	32	8
678	I can also show you the solar model.	1.4034	0.06351	119	85	20	14
679	The seller won't budge on the price, but they are willing to throw in two free games and all the miniature pencils you can use.	1.4034	0.05763	119	80	30	9
680	Most timeshares put you in a house by the fairway. Our dutch colonial model puts you right on the green!	1.4032	0.05941	124	86	26	12
681	We just think the condo over the bowling alley is a better fit.	1.4032	0.06051	124	87	24	13
682	It’s practical, sure, but there’s a shoe down the block that I think you’ll absolutely love.	1.4032	0.05830	124	85	28	11
683	Unfortunately, a few buyers have already putt in an offer.	1.4031	0.05560	129	87	32	10
684	I can let you have it for a mill.	1.4031	0.05668	129	88	30	11
685	In real estate it's "Rotation, rotation, rotation."	1.4031	0.05668	129	88	30	11
686	Of course, you'll need to time your entrances and exits precisely.	1.4030	0.05910	134	95	24	15
687	Picket fence going around the house" is what you asked for - isn't it	1.4030	0.05814	134	94	26	14
688	Wait till you see the ballroom.	1.4030	0.05517	134	91	32	11
689	Trust me. Solar is dead.	1.4030	0.05309	134	89	36	9
690	Perfect for you, if your timing is right.	1.4029	0.05567	139	96	30	13
691	If you don't like this place I've got 17 other unique condos too look at.	1.4029	0.05472	139	95	32	12
692	There is an easement; the neighbours are allowed to play through.	1.4025	0.04977	159	107	40	12
693	Folks, getting into the right real estate is all about timing.	1.4017	0.05954	117	80	27	10
694	There's one covenant with your home purchase I forgot to mention -- the front and back doors must remain open at all times.	1.4017	0.06197	117	82	23	12
695	"In the interest of full disclosure, the previous owner was decapitated."	1.4017	0.05702	117	78	31	8
696	Okay, so you are a sleepwalker. Is that a problem?	1.4016	0.05417	122	80	35	7
697	In the real-estate timing is everything"	1.4016	0.05896	122	84	27	11
698	Yes, this is well within budget, but I see you're pre-qualified for a Par 5	1.4016	0.05417	122	80	35	7
699	'Round these parts, 'subpar' is a good thing.	1.4016	0.05780	122	83	29	10
700	Feel free to putter around.	1.4016	0.05943	127	89	25	13
701	It doesn't take long to figure out when not to open the front door.	1.4016	0.05619	127	86	31	10
702	And if you feel like privacy you can simply turn it on high.	1.4016	0.05943	127	89	25	13
703	Plus, the front door opens automatically every 5 seconds!	1.4016	0.05155	127	82	39	6
704	On the bright side, very few golf balls will make it into the house.	1.4016	0.05619	127	86	31	10
705	This is the perfect place for you, if you like to putter around the house.	1.4015	0.05469	132	89	33	10
706	Solar? That’s so last week.	1.4015	0.05974	132	94	23	15
707	Forget solar, wind is the way to go!	1.4015	0.05142	132	86	39	7
708	If you get inside, you're gonna love it!	1.4015	0.05253	132	87	37	8
709	Oxymoronically, the “Miniature” refers to you and not the course.	1.4015	0.05527	137	94	31	12
710	The view is fantastic every other second.	1.4015	0.05329	137	92	35	10
711	I suggest we use the back door.	1.4014	0.05102	142	94	39	9
712	I think you'll like this one, Mr. Quixote.	1.4014	0.05480	142	98	31	13
713	Mm..yes we do have a clown’s mouth. But that’s in D.C.	1.4013	0.05560	157	113	25	19
714	You said you wanted to downsize and watch a lot of golf.	1.4000	0.05396	145	100	32	13
715	The energy efficiency is above par.	1.4000	0.05278	135	90	36	9
716	“...but you said you wanted to downsize, to a low maintenance property, near a golf course.“	1.4000	0.05717	140	99	26	15
717	The timing is key.	1.4000	0.05382	135	91	34	10
718	I'm legally required to inform you that yes, this IS the infamous Dutch Windmill Putt-Putt Mini-Golf Funland Murder House...	1.4000	0.05767	115	77	30	8
719	You just need to get the timing down.	1.4000	0.06081	120	84	24	12
720	I realize it may not be run of the mill	1.4000	0.05416	130	87	34	9
721	Timing in this market is everything.	1.4000	0.06195	120	85	22	13
722	We call it the Kitsch and Sink.	1.4000	0.05307	145	99	34	12
723	I'm pretty sure they will accept a low-ball offer	1.4000	0.05898	115	78	28	9
724	You asked for something right on the golf course.	1.4000	0.06354	110	77	22	11
725	The previous occupants moved up to a pitch-and-putt	1.4000	0.05584	135	93	30	12
726	This one's more about timing, timing, timing.	1.4000	0.05941	130	92	24	14
727	To enter, timing is of the essence.	1.4000	0.05964	120	83	26	11
728	but you said you wanted to be on the golf course	1.4000	0.05898	115	78	28	9
729	...and it overlooks a castle, a bridge, and a glow-in-the-dark clown.	1.4000	0.05565	125	84	32	9
730	It’s the most affordable place you’ll find at Pebble Beach.	1.4000	0.06274	115	81	22	12
731	Yes, I'd say this home is on par with others in the area.	1.3986	0.05140	148	100	37	11
732	It's a fun neighborhood!	1.3986	0.05229	148	101	35	12
733	It was the only Dutch Colonial in your price range.	1.3986	0.05448	143	99	31	13
734	I can get it for you for well under par	1.3986	0.05170	143	96	37	10
735	You did say you like to putter around the house.	1.3986	0.05495	138	95	31	12
736	It's not Mar a Lago, but you said golf property on a budget.	1.3986	0.05198	138	92	37	9
737	would you like to see something in a single blade?	1.3986	0.05398	138	94	33	11
738	I must warn you....there's a weird right-of-way associated with the property.	1.3986	0.05299	138	93	35	10
739	As homeowners you’ll enjoy being lulled to sleep by the gentle humming of blades—and you’ll quickly learn to time your entrances and exits.	1.3985	0.05222	133	88	37	8
740	You also get a carbon credit.	1.3984	0.05625	123	83	31	9
741	Remember, If you want to get into this one, in this market, timing is everything.	1.3984	0.06080	123	87	23	13
742	Location, schmocation . . . it's all about timing!	1.3984	0.05505	123	82	33	8
743	Your next door neighbor is the woman who lives in a shoe with her family	1.3983	0.06035	118	82	25	11
744	Shall we putt in a bid?	1.3983	0.06270	118	84	21	13
745	Before you make this decision, I should mention the size of the gopher.	1.3983	0.06035	118	82	25	11
746	It's a great location, but the security features are kind of on and off.	1.3982	0.05697	113	75	31	7
747	Detached or semi-detached? Depends how quick you are.	1.3982	0.05968	113	77	27	9
748	Just remember: Never hesitate at the doorway and you'll be fine.	1.3982	0.05834	113	76	29	8
749	Unfortunately, your scorecard is too high to qualify for a loan.	1.3974	0.05278	156	109	32	15
750	It needs a bit of work, but that's par for the course.	1.3974	0.05239	151	104	34	13
751	No, you don't get many trick or treaters around here	1.3972	0.05315	141	96	34	11
752	The original owner liked to putter around the house.	1.3971	0.05550	136	94	30	12
753	The prior owners? They died in a freak accident while leaving the house.	1.3971	0.05550	136	94	30	12
754	I’ll be frank...You’ll need some balls to buy this place.	1.3969	0.05598	131	90	30	11
755	Yes, but electricity savings are phenomenal.	1.3969	0.05161	131	86	38	7
756	With this type of house ,timing is everything .	1.3969	0.05384	131	88	34	9
757	Real estate is all about perfect timing.	1.3969	0.05598	131	90	30	11
758	In this real estate market, your timing has to be perfect.	1.3968	0.05643	126	86	30	10
759	Well, you said you wanted golf course property...	1.3967	0.06263	121	87	20	14
760	The Open House is four times per minute.	1.3967	0.05564	121	81	32	8
761	It's a great home if you like puttering around the house.	1.3967	0.06039	121	85	24	12
762	No air conditioning, but wait til you see the Dutch oven!	1.3964	0.05904	111	75	28	8
763	Getting in and out is just a matter of timing.	1.3962	0.06523	106	75	20	11
764	It keeps the house cool in the summer and the front door cleared of snow in the winter!	1.3960	0.04744	149	97	45	7
765	Plus, any balls that make it inside are yours to keep!	1.3958	0.04949	144	95	41	8
766	It's perfect for people who like to putter around the house.	1.3958	0.05235	144	98	35	11
767	I've also got a lovely little par 3 to show you, if that's more within your handicap.	1.3958	0.05142	144	97	37	10
768	Some say it's a miniature golf course, others say it's classical dutch architecture. You know what I call this property? A god damn hole-in-one!	1.3955	0.05900	134	96	23	15
769	Real estate is all about timing your entry.	1.3955	0.05607	134	93	29	12
770	There’s always some downside to living with renewable energy.	1.3955	0.05192	134	89	37	8
771	You said that you wanted something overlooking a golf course.	1.3955	0.05299	134	90	35	9
772	This one's right on the green and completely off the grid.	1.3953	0.05549	129	88	31	10
773	Great location, too. Within walking distance is a schoolhouse, a church, and a giant clown head.	1.3953	0.05549	129	88	31	10
774	When I said, "On the golf course," I meant on the golf course.	1.3953	0.05969	129	92	23	14
775	Ready to get the ball rolling?	1.3953	0.05211	129	85	37	7
776	It's energy efficient and keeps those Jehovah Witnesses from coming by.	1.3952	0.06147	124	89	21	14
777	If you sink the putt into the dragon's mouth, we'll waive the HOA fees for a year.	1.3952	0.05819	124	86	27	11
778	It's not the golf that's miniature, it's us.	1.3952	0.05930	124	87	25	12
779	When the timing is right, we'll take a look inside.	1.3952	0.05349	124	82	35	7
780	Well, I'm not going to lie to you. It's not the safest neighborhood.	1.3952	0.05705	124	85	29	10
781	Best of all, it’s nowhere near the clown head.	1.3950	0.05751	119	81	29	9
782	The price is on par with the rest of the neighborhood.	1.3950	0.05993	119	83	25	11
783	It’s a rather unique home security system and alternative power source all in one.	1.3947	0.05519	114	75	33	6
784	The good news,you will save on electrical bills ,the bad news do not come home drunk on a windy night!!	1.3947	0.05926	114	78	27	9
785	If you're serious about buying, you have to move quickly.	1.3944	0.05378	142	98	32	12
786	We can close escrow later this week, if we time it right.	1.3944	0.05378	142	98	32	12
787	Well, you asked to see a place on a golf course.	1.3939	0.05563	132	91	30	11
788	Dear, this is not what I meant when I said I wanted to live on a golf course.	1.3939	0.05767	132	93	26	13
789	Yes, but this one has a REAL Dutch door...	1.3939	0.05563	132	91	30	11
790	Timing is everything with this property.	1.3939	0.05666	132	92	28	12
791	Is privacy important to you?	1.3937	0.05607	127	87	30	10
792	I think you'll like this one, Mr. & Mrs. Quixote.	1.3935	0.05055	155	106	37	12
793	Yes, you can go Dutch on the mortgage.	1.3934	0.05768	122	84	28	10
794	Well, you know the market. You’ve got to hit it at the right time.	1.3932	0.06303	117	84	20	13
795	What an awesome opportunity. The seller just told me he will accept Monopoly money as a down payment.	1.3932	0.06303	117	84	20	13
796	In your price range, this is the only house with wind power and a picket fence.	1.3931	0.05206	145	99	35	11
797	Decide soon. Timing is everything to get into one of these.	1.3931	0.05206	145	99	35	11
798	I know they all have something wrong with them, but this is the 18th one we've seen today and I'm running out of patience.	1.3929	0.05335	140	96	33	11
799	You enter by the rhythm method.	1.3926	0.05573	135	94	29	12
800	We'll just have to wait for the family on 7 to come through before we can take a look inside.	1.3925	0.06050	107	73	26	8
801	Energy costs are low, but healthcare can be a little high.	1.3925	0.05902	107	72	28	7
802	Is this on par with the other properties you’ve looked at?	1.3924	0.04737	158	105	44	9
803	It's not as quixotic as you think.	1.3923	0.05726	130	91	27	12
804	As requested... On a Fairway and under budget.	1.3920	0.05668	125	86	29	10
805	And you're eligible for a sub-par loan!	1.3920	0.05315	125	83	35	7
806	Yes, she’s such a sweet old lady. As a matter of fact, that shoe was my first listing.	1.3920	0.06000	125	89	23	13
807	500 years ago it was just a windmill. Now it’s considered a state of the art, sustainable, zero-energy eco-house.	1.3920	0.05781	125	87	27	11
808	There are three things that matter in buying property: rotation, rotation, rotation....	1.3920	0.06000	125	89	23	13
809	It's nice,but we were really looking for something with a water hazard view.	1.3920	0.05553	125	85	31	9
810	Then there's the cachet of being on the golf course.	1.3917	0.05952	120	84	25	11
811	Real estate is all about timing. The markets, the rates, the front door..	1.3917	0.05952	120	84	25	11
812	And it comes with a lifetime supply of stubby little pencils.	1.3917	0.05833	120	83	27	10
813	I like it, but I feel like the clown's mouth had a bigger green for the kids.	1.3917	0.05952	120	84	25	11
814	You won't find golf course real estate at a lower price.	1.3916	0.05439	143	100	30	13
815	What's it gonna take to putt you into this house?	1.3916	0.05617	143	102	26	15
816	The yard is perfect for puttering around.	1.3913	0.05674	138	98	26	14
817	People say the key to real estate is location, location, location, but in truth, it's timing, timing, timing, and this property proves it.	1.3913	0.05387	138	95	32	11
818	Well you do love to putter around the house, Bill.	1.3913	0.05884	115	79	27	9
819	This is a great retirement community if you love golf.	1.3913	0.05288	138	94	34	10
820	If you don’t like this one, there is a White House that may be coming on the market soon.	1.3910	0.05029	156	107	37	12
821	Despite the obstacles, the neighbors say they love green living.	1.3910	0.05529	133	92	30	11
822	Our security system stops thieves 30% of the time.	1.3910	0.05529	133	92	30	11
823	Yes, golf course membership is included with the lease	1.3910	0.05830	133	95	24	14
824	And after a while, you won't even hear the trains going by either.	1.3906	0.05572	128	88	30	10
825	It has central air, and a one ball garage.	1.3902	0.05845	123	86	26	11
826	It's hard to find another property on a par with this one.	1.3899	0.05119	159	111	34	14
827	I'd describe this unique home by two words, timing and opportunity.	1.3898	0.05520	118	79	32	7
828	And the school system is actually above par.	1.3898	0.05520	118	79	32	7
829	You can't beat this price for a home on the golf course.	1.3898	0.05777	118	81	28	9
830	Once you get the timing right, it's lovely inside.	1.3898	0.06022	118	83	24	11
831	If this doesn't interest you, we have a house of cards that's going for practically nothing while it's standing.	1.3897	0.05540	136	95	29	12
832	Now I have to ask. Does loud cursing offend you?	1.3897	0.05131	136	91	37	8
833	The previous owner mistimed exiting the front door, but fortunately landed on top of the miniature hospital on Hole #7."	1.3894	0.05954	113	78	26	9
834	Our listing said, "located on a beautiful 18-hole golf course." How's that fraud?	1.3894	0.06214	113	80	22	11
835	Central air...? In a way.	1.3894	0.05954	113	78	26	9
836	True, there is an easement issue.	1.3894	0.05683	113	76	30	7
837	I'm sorry, but 'a home for a mil, near a golf course' is what I heard you say!	1.3893	0.05480	131	90	31	10
838	And there is an upstairs room where you can let down your hair	1.3893	0.05893	131	94	23	14
839	In this market, timing is critical.	1.3889	0.05408	144	101	30	13
840	You're Miniature People...what did you expect?	1.3889	0.05131	144	98	36	10
841	This neighborhood has a fantastic school, and it’s only three holes away	1.3889	0.05743	126	88	27	11
842	This whole community is green.	1.3889	0.05282	126	84	35	7
843	It just came back on the market, now with a permanent restraining order against Mr. Quixote!	1.3889	0.05631	126	87	29	10
844	Up next is a par 3 with 2 bedrooms, 1 bathroom, and ample parking.	1.3889	0.05517	126	86	31	9
845	Yes, the neighborhood is a little busy; but that's par for the course...	1.3885	0.05258	139	95	34	10
846	It’s what we like to call a semi-gated community.	1.3884	0.06027	121	86	23	12
847	The trick is to start running for the doorway while the blade is covering it.	1.3884	0.05674	121	83	29	9
848	Green fees are included.	1.3882	0.05031	152	104	37	11
849	It's got two bathrooms; three, if you're not too picky.	1.3881	0.05495	134	93	30	11
850	This energy efficient Dutch colonial will pay for itself.	1.3879	0.05713	116	79	29	8
851	It’s a great place to putter around in.	1.3879	0.05580	116	78	31	7
852	It is the latest in green housing.	1.3879	0.06094	116	82	23	11
853	This one has everything you want: a wonderful view of the water, easy access to the golf course...but timing is critical.	1.3876	0.05537	129	89	30	10
854	Good price, great neighborhood you just have to time your entrance.	1.3876	0.05645	129	90	28	11
855	I have two words for you, "feng shui."	1.3874	0.06026	111	77	25	9
856	It's a steal. The previous owner got out at the wrong time.	1.3871	0.05918	124	88	24	12
857	And it's within walking distance of the Snack Bar.	1.3869	0.05206	137	93	35	9
858	Highly motivated seller, he's in the hospital.	1.3869	0.05308	137	94	33	10
859	You'd enjoy golf course living without the high green fees.	1.3869	0.04996	137	91	39	7
860	This is a very exclusive new development. There are only 18 custom-built homes.	1.3868	0.06226	106	74	23	9
861	We're calling it the home-in-one.	1.3867	0.05075	150	103	36	11
862	Turns out, the HOA had no rules against it	1.3866	0.06098	119	85	22	12
863	In this hot market, timing is everything, when to buy, when to get in and out of the front door.	1.3864	0.05446	132	91	31	10
864	'You're very observant madam, they do look like giant waffle fries.	1.3864	0.05552	132	92	29	11
865	I agree, you shouldn’t move in on a windy day.	1.3862	0.05103	145	99	36	10
866	Kids just love this place	1.3858	0.05595	127	88	29	10
867	The Windmill Par 4 has more space than the Clown Face Par 3 and none of the screaming children.	1.3857	0.05325	140	97	32	11
868	So how recently did you folks move to Lilliputtputt?	1.3857	0.05607	140	100	26	14
869	There is some 'through' traffic.	1.3857	0.05514	140	99	28	13
870	It's only a problem when it's windy!	1.3856	0.05256	153	108	31	14
871	Well yes, people have questioned the access issue before, but you're the first to mention the sinkhole and the elephant.	1.3852	0.05390	122	82	33	7
872	If you don’t get in now you’ll have to wait a full cycle	1.3852	0.05872	122	86	25	11
873	Do you have a sense of rhythm?	1.3852	0.05636	122	84	29	9
874	Believe me,Mr. and Mrs. Quixote,it's real.	1.3852	0.05636	122	84	29	9
875	The listing clearly states the house is situated on a golf course.	1.3852	0.05755	122	85	27	10
876	I can assure you, if you time your leaving, you won't have any trouble.	1.3852	0.05636	122	84	29	9
877	Just between us, the seller is very motivated.	1.3852	0.06098	122	88	21	13
878	You wanted something on a golf course, and this is definitely not your run of the mill house!	1.3852	0.05360	135	93	32	10
879	Two words...carbon offsets	1.3852	0.05150	135	91	36	8
880	Now, let's address the elephant in the neighborhood.	1.3852	0.06130	135	101	16	18
881	You’ll have a ball. Lots of them, actually.	1.3851	0.04938	148	100	39	9
882	You may want to stay home on windy days!	1.3846	0.05674	117	80	29	8
883	Just think of what you could get on Airbnb	1.3846	0.05519	143	102	27	14
884	I could show you a shoe, or I have 3 little pigs interested in selling	1.3846	0.05609	130	91	28	11
885	It's a par 3 but I think we can get you in.	1.3846	0.05802	117	81	27	9
886	Timing is a bit of an issue with this seller. I say we make an offer when the blade is in front of the door.	1.3846	0.05802	117	81	27	9
887	Listen, a property like this only comes around once a round.	1.3846	0.05607	143	103	25	15
888	As with all real estate here location, timing, location..	1.3846	0.05715	130	92	26	12
889	I shouldn't tell you this, but the owner is anxious to sell.	1.3846	0.05818	130	93	24	13
890	Surely you joust	1.3846	0.05818	130	93	24	13
891	Within the neighborhood, this place is about par for the course.	1.3841	0.04870	151	102	40	9
892	As advertised… overlooking the 3rd hole of a popular golfing destination.	1.3841	0.05135	151	105	34	12
893	On the plus side - zero solicitors	1.3841	0.05176	138	94	35	9
894	The owner’s relocating to Disneyland	1.3840	0.05302	125	84	34	7
895	This one is totally off the grid.	1.3840	0.05655	125	87	28	10
896	Add solar panels to the arms and you pretty much are the grid.	1.3836	0.05187	159	113	31	15
897	It is perfect if you like to putter around the house.	1.3836	0.05434	146	104	28	14
898	Yes indeed, buying a house on a golf course can be a great investment, but there are some risks.	1.3836	0.05347	146	103	30	13
899	The house comes with a beautiful view of the 9th hole.	1.3835	0.05198	133	90	35	8
900	Of course, your in-laws will need a good sense of timing.	1.3835	0.05413	133	92	31	10
901	Most people don't even make it this far.	1.3833	0.05698	120	83	28	9
902	Timing is very important, if you want to buy this place.	1.3833	0.05820	120	84	26	10
903	Trust me. 3.2 seconds is plenty of time to clear the doorway.	1.3830	0.05197	141	97	34	10
904	It's offered at a variable rate, depending on how the wind is blowing.	1.3830	0.05389	141	99	30	12
905	Trust me, if you like to putter around the house, you'll love living here	1.3828	0.05882	128	92	23	13
906	It's on par with other properties in the area and you've got great neighbors who are just a short drive from here.	1.3828	0.05334	128	87	33	8
907	Prepare to get blown away.	1.3828	0.05559	128	89	29	10
908	Yes, you may enter, but timing is critical.	1.3828	0.05559	128	89	29	10
909	The previous owner moved on after having several strokes.	1.3826	0.06124	115	82	22	11
910	Now,you've heard that timing is everything in real estate?	1.3826	0.05093	149	103	35	11
911	To get into a deal like this, your timing has to be perfect.	1.3824	0.05529	136	96	28	12
912	We felt this house was subpar	1.3824	0.05722	136	98	24	14
913	You said something on a golf course.	1.3824	0.05529	136	96	28	12
914	This is not exactly what we had in mind when we said we wanted to live on a golf course	1.3824	0.05119	136	92	36	8
915	The homes you saw at Pebble Beach and Augusta National are out of your price range, but I think we can get you into this energy efficient bungalow if we act now.	1.3821	0.06056	123	89	21	13
916	And if the ball doesn’t go in the hole, you’ll want to be upstairs.	1.3821	0.05832	123	87	25	11
917	I hear you like to putter around the house?	1.3821	0.05356	123	83	33	7
918	It comes with a crazy old man on horseback	1.3821	0.05945	123	88	23	12
919	True, you could be decapitated by the windmill or disappear in a sinkhole, but the public schools are great!	1.3821	0.05479	123	84	31	8
920	It's more affordable than the castle, without the worry of upkeep on the moat.	1.3821	0.05230	123	82	35	6
921	Well, sure, but if you time it right, this could be the home of your dreams.	1.3821	0.05479	123	84	31	8
922	This very affordable charmer is perfect for an agile young couple.	1.3819	0.04927	144	97	39	8
923	When buying real estate,timing is everything.	1.3819	0.05487	144	103	27	14
924	Besides the down payment you'll have to pass an agility test.	1.3818	0.05773	110	75	28	7
925	It's not actually a golf course community, but this is what's in your price range.	1.3817	0.05359	131	90	32	9
926	Look, only one in a dozen shots or so actually go through. But maybe keep your valuables on the second floor.	1.3817	0.05468	131	91	30	10
927	Actually, the LOWER your credit score the better.	1.3817	0.05679	131	93	26	12
928	It’s nothing to worry about once you get the timing down.	1.3817	0.05468	131	91	30	10
929	Real estate. It’s all about timing.	1.3817	0.05359	131	90	32	9
930	And there's plenty of room in the front yard, for puttering around.	1.3817	0.05136	131	88	36	7
931	So can I putt-putt you down as a maybe?	1.3817	0.05468	131	91	30	10
932	We had something a little different in mind when we said we wanted a wind powered home_Claudia Dezwick, Venetia,Pa	1.3814	0.06008	118	84	23	11
933	The best part is how it cuts down on door-to door salesmen!	1.3814	0.05762	118	82	27	9
934	You'll definitely want to go with the hazard insurance!	1.3814	0.05372	118	79	33	6
935	How many bedrooms?" "FORE!	1.3813	0.05246	139	96	33	10
936	As long as you can count to four no problem in getting getting in and out	1.3813	0.05441	139	98	29	12
937	Well technically the ad didn’t lie... the house is next to a golf course.	1.3813	0.04939	139	93	39	7
938	People like putting around this house.	1.3813	0.05146	139	95	35	9
939	Don't worry about the golf balls. Nobody ever gets through the windmill.	1.3810	0.05618	126	88	28	10
940	You'll like the open door plan.	1.3806	0.05685	134	96	25	13
941	The electricity is free, but there is a whooshing sound you have to get used to.	1.3806	0.05167	134	91	35	8
942	It's from Frank Lloyd Wright's early miniature golf period.	1.3806	0.05058	134	90	37	7
943	This home is sure to increase your reaction time and agility.	1.3806	0.05058	134	90	37	7
944	Did I mention it's in walking distance of a golf course?	1.3805	0.05666	113	77	29	7
945	There's nothing like a crosswind on a warm night.	1.3805	0.06070	113	80	23	10
946	Don't worry about it. Nobody gets the ball through.	1.3805	0.06325	113	82	19	12
947	When you get an opening like this, you take it.	1.3802	0.05660	121	84	28	9
948	Now remember folks, timing is everything!	1.3802	0.05780	121	85	26	10
949	It's a classic par 3 bedroom.	1.3800	0.04602	150	99	45	6
950	Timing is everything when entering the market and this house.	1.3798	0.05524	129	90	29	10
951	The only downside is you won’t be able to leave the house when it’s windy.	1.3798	0.05524	129	90	29	10
952	Of course green fees are included.	1.3798	0.05300	129	88	33	8
953	It’s a timed share: you can only move in every 5 minutes.	1.3798	0.05300	129	88	33	8
954	This is great honey. All you do is putter around the house.	1.3797	0.04886	158	109	38	11
955	Will you be going dutch on the sale?	1.3796	0.05495	137	97	28	12
956	You said you wanted a house with a picket fence that goes all around it.	1.3796	0.05194	137	94	34	9
957	It's a fixer upper, but it's nice if you like to putter around the house.	1.3796	0.05296	137	95	32	10
958	With the budget you provided, this is the only home we could find with a golf course.	1.3793	0.05455	145	104	27	14
959	Look, this is what it takes to live in the city on 40 grand a year.	1.3793	0.05289	116	77	34	5
960	Of course, you do get golf privileges.	1.3793	0.05955	116	82	24	10
961	As they say in real estate, “timing is everything”	1.3791	0.05328	153	110	28	15
962	On the plus side, the power bill is really low.	1.3791	0.05080	153	107	34	12
963	The front door has somewhat intermittent access	1.3791	0.04995	153	106	36	11
964	How fast are you?	1.3791	0.04448	153	100	48	5
965	Are you golfers?	1.3790	0.05679	124	87	27	10
966	Well, I'll be honest...the turnover's pretty high.	1.3790	0.05069	124	82	37	5
967	It works really well on insistent salesmen and Jehovah's Witnesses.	1.3790	0.05905	124	89	23	12
968	Your quixotic dream of living on a golf course is fulfilled.	1.3788	0.05643	132	94	26	12
969	Hazard insurance is a must.	1.3788	0.05643	132	94	26	12
970	It's a great place to relax and putter around the house.	1.3788	0.05327	132	91	32	9
971	It's a great yard for puttering around!	1.3786	0.04805	140	93	41	6
972	Yes, but think of how much you’ll save on your energy bills!	1.3786	0.05015	140	95	37	8
973	First time on acid for you folks?	1.3786	0.05216	140	97	33	10
974	You said you were looking for Dutch-contemporary.	1.3786	0.05015	140	95	37	8
975	If you move fast and your timing is right, I think you can get in on the ground floor for under a mill. And though I agree with you that the front yard pool is a bit small, it's par for the course in this neighborhood.	1.3784	0.05542	148	108	24	16
976	Are you ready to putt in an offer?	1.3784	0.06145	111	79	22	10
977	If you time it right, I think you'll be in.	1.3780	0.04838	164	114	38	12
978	Sign on the dotted line with this really small pencil.”	1.3780	0.05693	127	90	26	11
979	If you like it, we need to get in fast; it's all about timing for this house.	1.3780	0.05801	127	91	24	12
980	The home offers close access to recreational facilities.	1.3780	0.05235	127	86	34	7
981	It's an Escher.	1.3780	0.05115	127	85	36	6
982	This next property is a much more affordable par 2	1.3780	0.05801	127	91	24	12
983	It’s really not that bad if you time it right.	1.3780	0.05353	127	87	32	8
984	But everyone dreams of living on a golf course.	1.3780	0.05801	127	91	24	12
985	The housing market is really all about timing.	1.3780	0.04991	127	84	38	5
986	The owner is a little old lady who's selling so she can downsize to a Shoe.	1.3776	0.05138	143	99	34	10
987	With this one, you pay a little more to be right on the green.	1.3776	0.05138	143	99	34	10
988	I suggest you try to always use the side door.	1.3776	0.05041	143	98	36	9
989	The hole in the front yard takes to directly to the pool in the back!	1.3775	0.05294	151	108	29	14
990	I can assure you that this one is above par	1.3774	0.05254	159	115	28	16
991	No problem! There’ s an app for your smart phone that tells you when you can go in and out the door.	1.3774	0.05437	106	70	32	4
992	It's a fourclosure.	1.3772	0.06279	114	83	19	12
993	You’re in luck. Finding a Dutch Colonial in this neighbourhood is a hole in one.	1.3772	0.06026	114	81	23	10
994	We can add a water hazard for an additional 10K.	1.3772	0.05896	114	80	25	9
995	Your grandchildren will love it!	1.3770	0.05375	122	83	32	7
996	And it comes with a garden to putter around in.	1.3769	0.05153	130	88	35	7
997	Aside from the occasional giant golf ball, this neighborhood is ideal.	1.3769	0.05702	130	93	25	12
998	It's all about the timing.	1.3769	0.05267	130	89	33	8
999	The secret is to anticipate	1.3769	0.05153	130	88	35	7
1000	Really, it's a great house; only a few balls make it through each day.	1.3769	0.05380	130	90	31	9
1001	The only thing is ... we don’t recommend that you ever come home drunk.	1.3767	0.05156	146	102	33	11
1002	To be honest, the Home Owners' Association is a little idiosyncratic.	1.3762	0.06426	101	72	20	9
1003	I know, but around here, it's par for the course.	1.3760	0.05287	125	85	33	7
1004	A bathroom fan? The owners didn't think that was necessary.	1.3760	0.05755	125	89	25	11
1005	It's a terrific starter hole.	1.3760	0.05164	125	84	35	6
1006	I know it's a bit more than you wanted to spend, but that's because it's so close to a golf course.	1.3760	0.05287	125	85	33	7
1007	It comes with a fantastic view of the first hole	1.3760	0.05037	125	83	37	5
1008	OK, it's not actually off the grid, but it beats the hell out of that waterfall on 18.	1.3760	0.05866	125	90	23	12
1009	...not to mention the view of the lighthouse!	1.3760	0.05641	125	88	27	10
1010	It's a great place to wind down	1.3760	0.05287	125	85	33	7
1011	Yes it's a fixer-upper. Hope you like to putter around.	1.3759	0.05401	133	93	30	10
1012	No, it's definitely not your run-of-the-mill entrance...	1.3759	0.05185	133	91	34	8
1013	. . . And did I mention this one is on the golf course.	1.3759	0.05505	133	94	28	11
1014	Folks, I'll need you to keep an open mind on this one.	1.3759	0.05505	133	94	28	11
1015	This neighborhoods above par.	1.3759	0.05377	141	100	29	12
1016	What can I do to get you into this house?	1.3759	0.05185	141	98	33	10
1017	Honey, I know you said that after you retired your dream was live in a house by a golf course, but this isn't quite what I had imagined.	1.3759	0.04986	141	96	37	8
1018	Again, I apologize for not noticing the 20 x 1 scale notation on the blueprints...	1.3759	0.05087	141	97	35	9
1019	I think you'll find that sub par is a postitive description when discussing properties in this neighborhood	1.3759	0.05562	141	102	25	14
1020	Actually, we were thinking something in a Mid Century Clown's Mouth.	1.3758	0.05378	157	115	25	17
1021	If we want to get you into this house, timing will be the most important thing.	1.3750	0.06042	120	87	21	12
1022	It’s the Mar-a-Lago of tiny homes!	1.3750	0.05869	128	93	22	13
1023	In this hot market, timing is everything.	1.3750	0.06099	112	80	22	10
1024	You can come and go every 2-5 seconds	1.3750	0.05315	136	95	31	10
1025	And the church is on the very next hole.	1.3750	0.05400	112	75	32	5
1026	Zillow rates it at Par 3, but down the road when you go to sell, trust me, it'll be no less than a 4.	1.3750	0.05434	128	89	30	9
1027	Real estate 101 - Rotation, rotation, rotation.	1.3750	0.05417	136	96	29	11
1028	The plusses include wind energy and a low criminal break-in rate.	1.3750	0.05683	120	84	27	9
1029	We don't recommend flipping these properties, but yes, they do rotate.	1.3750	0.06157	120	88	19	13
1030	Much less maintenance than gingerbread.	1.3750	0.06230	112	81	20	11
1031	I’ve got something a little less ostentatious over on 18 if you’d like...	1.3750	0.05614	136	98	25	13
1032	Well, yes, it can be a bit of a challenge to get in and out on windy days.	1.3750	0.05564	144	105	24	15
1033	Just wait until you see the water feature.	1.3750	0.04923	152	105	37	10
1034	You did tell me you wanted to putter around in the yard, correct....?	1.3750	0.05387	144	103	28	13
1035	Actually, missing a payment is a two-stroke penalty.	1.3750	0.05559	120	83	29	8
1036	Can't beat the location, and-, 5-4-3-2-1, ok, let's go inside.	1.3741	0.05127	147	103	33	11
1037	We're not your typical retirement community on a golf course.	1.3741	0.04942	147	101	37	9
1038	It's a great place to unwind.	1.3740	0.05122	131	89	35	7
1039	As they say, “timing is everything”!	1.3740	0.05455	131	92	29	10
1040	I’ll show you the inside as soon as the next group plays through	1.3740	0.05455	131	92	29	10
1041	Well, if you love golf, you're going to love this place. We'll just go in one at at time ok?	1.3740	0.05769	131	95	23	13
1042	No electric bill and no Jehovah's Witnesses.	1.3740	0.06043	123	90	20	13
1043	It's a great house for someone that likes to putter around.	1.3740	0.05702	123	87	26	10
1044	The house may not have air conditioning, but check out the fan.	1.3740	0.05340	123	84	32	7
1045	It’s a two bed, two bath, with a fore car garage	1.3740	0.06152	123	91	18	14
1046	Now, tell me how can I putt you into this home?	1.3739	0.06109	115	83	21	11
1047	If our neo-Dutch Revivalist isn’t to your liking, we also have a giant clown head on 18.	1.3738	0.06302	107	77	20	10
1048	...and best of all, it's just a short put from all the good schools in the area!	1.3738	0.06016	107	75	24	8
1049	I've got another in this neighborhood we can look at. How do you feel about clowns?	1.3732	0.05346	142	101	29	12
1050	Air BNB advises to just count to 5 and run in between the blades	1.3732	0.05530	142	103	25	14
1051	The next one will sweep you off your feet.	1.3732	0.05252	142	100	31	11
1052	Rare chance to really live right on the golf course!	1.3732	0.05058	142	98	35	9
1053	The weather is great except for the occasional golf-ball-size hail.	1.3732	0.05252	142	100	31	11
1054	It's new. If our timing is right, I can get you in on the ground floor.	1.3731	0.05573	134	96	26	12
1055	The last occupant died of a mini-stroke.	1.3731	0.05471	134	95	28	11
1056	Unfortunately the previous owner is deceased . He lost his sense of timing	1.3731	0.05471	134	95	28	11
1057	Think of your bragging rights , this is the toughest hole on the course.	1.3730	0.05490	126	88	29	9
1058	It's a great starter hole for a couple with your budget.	1.3730	0.05373	126	87	31	8
1059	I know you are looking for a house with solar, but keep an open mind, this one has wind and geothermal.	1.3730	0.05490	126	88	29	9
1060	You said you wanted to downsize, go carbon-free, and host the grand kids, right?	1.3730	0.05716	126	90	25	11
1061	It comes completely furnished and includes green fees.	1.3730	0.05373	126	87	31	8
1062	One highlight is the novel front door security system!	1.3730	0.05373	126	87	31	8
1063	Now I know you asked for something near a golf course...	1.3729	0.05747	118	83	26	9
1064	We said Cape Cod, not Dutch colonial.	1.3729	0.05871	118	84	24	10
1065	You have two more wishes.	1.3729	0.05993	118	85	22	11
1066	The little old lady who lives in a shoe is your neighbor.	1.3727	0.05899	110	77	25	8
1067	We also have a lighthouse and a loop-de-loop I could show you.	1.3723	0.05384	137	97	29	11
1068	It's a golfing community with 18 available units.	1.3723	0.05284	137	96	31	10
1069	This place is not as easy as it looks.	1.3723	0.04749	137	91	41	5
1070	As you can see, the home sits beautifully overlooking the 16th hole.	1.3723	0.05769	137	101	21	15
1071	Actually, hazards are par for the course in this neighborhood.	1.3723	0.05284	137	96	31	10
1072	Just stand on the dot and sprint to the doorway as soon as one blade clears.	1.3723	0.05580	137	99	25	13
1073	The Quixote family has owned it for generations, which means there's no wear and tear.	1.3721	0.05286	129	89	32	8
1074	Yes, his departure WAS rather sudden. Let's just say the previous owner couldn't figure out which way the wind was blowing! Gabeesh?!	1.3721	0.05510	129	91	28	10
1075	Green carpets, green energy, and no greens fees!	1.3721	0.05399	129	90	30	9
1076	Resale value? Just walk out the door and you’re on the golf course!	1.3721	0.05831	129	94	22	13
1077	Now, let's talk about the elephant in the yard.	1.3721	0.05170	129	88	34	7
1078	And the yard is great to putter around in.	1.3721	0.05052	129	87	36	6
1079	By law, I must inform you of the children’s parties	1.3719	0.05765	121	86	25	10
1080	As owners, you'd get to keep all the balls.	1.3719	0.06000	121	88	21	12
1081	Sure, leaving the house requires lightning reflexes and exquisite timing, but on the plus side, it IS right on the golf course...	1.3717	0.05787	113	79	26	8
1082	The past tenant paid his mortgage by selling balls back to the course.	1.3716	0.04915	148	102	37	9
1083	It may not be what you had in mind, but it's definitely above par for the neighborhood.	1.3712	0.05203	132	91	33	8
1084	I think you'll find it well priced considering it's on a golf course.	1.3712	0.05313	132	92	31	9
1085	Of course in this market your timing has to be just right.	1.3712	0.05832	132	97	21	14
1086	It's Dutch Colonial, of course, and the electric bills are practically nothing!	1.3712	0.05091	132	90	35	7
1087	And yes, it is carbon neutral.	1.3709	0.05027	151	106	34	11
1088	The timing is right to get into this one.	1.3704	0.05123	135	93	34	8
1089	Good news. Hardly anyone has been through so far.	1.3704	0.05230	135	94	32	9
1090	It’s equipped with a wind powered security system	1.3704	0.05335	135	95	30	10
1091	In your price range, I'm afraid this is the closest we can come to your living on a fareway.	1.3704	0.05437	135	96	28	11
1092	Wind-powered, this is for the family that wants to live green.	1.3701	0.05220	127	87	33	7
1093	I guarantee that “Dutch Modern Sustainable” will become the new American dream house.	1.3701	0.05679	127	91	25	11
1094	You said you wanted a place that was right on the 18th hole.	1.3701	0.05679	127	91	25	11
1095	I know you two like to putter around the house, so I think this place will be a perfect fit.	1.3701	0.05099	127	86	35	6
1096	And best of all, you don't have to worry about door-to-door solicitations.	1.3701	0.05220	127	87	33	7
1097	The sellers are highly motivated to sell under par.	1.3701	0.05099	127	86	35	6
1098	It’s a nice little extra...you can grind your own wheat	1.3701	0.05568	127	90	27	10
1099	Yeah, a little pricey for a par 2, but I also have a lovely par 3 church.	1.3701	0.05220	127	87	33	7
1100	Solar panels are overrated.	1.3700	0.05972	100	69	25	6
1101	So.. what's the price without the windmill?	1.3699	0.05144	146	103	32	11
1102	I’m not gonna lie to ya: it gets drafty in the winter, spring, summer, and fall.	1.3699	0.05144	146	103	32	11
1103	I’m sure I can find a small pencil somewhere around here, just sign on the dotted line and it’s all yours.	1.3699	0.05235	146	104	30	12
1104	You mentioned Dutch architecture and giant golf course. Two birdie's with one stone, eh?"	1.3697	0.06186	119	88	18	13
1105	It marries the tiny house concept with golf course amenities, and even features green energy as a bonus!	1.3697	0.05830	119	85	24	10
1106	Weren’t you the folks that wanted to be on a golf course?	1.3697	0.05707	119	84	26	9
1107	On the plus side, it's completely energy efficient.	1.3697	0.05707	119	84	26	9
1108	Did you find the place alright?	1.3696	0.04941	138	94	37	7
1109	There’s no points on the mortgage, but there will be a one stroke penalty if your monthly payment is late.	1.3696	0.05352	138	98	29	11
1110	The house is perfect for people that like to putter around.	1.3696	0.05450	138	99	27	12
1111	The neighborhood is very kid friendly.	1.3696	0.04722	138	92	41	5
1112	...and the best feature is it fronts on a golf course.	1.3694	0.06261	111	81	19	11
1113	So, would you like to take it for a spin?	1.3692	0.05365	130	91	30	9
1114	It's a great location, and hardly anyone makes that putt.	1.3691	0.04980	149	104	35	10
1115	The window is closing fast	1.3689	0.05843	122	88	23	11
1116	Our whale's mouth model is another great option.	1.3689	0.05843	122	88	23	11
1117	I must disclose the strong wind advisory	1.3689	0.05359	122	84	31	7
1118	It needs some improvements, but that's par for the course.	1.3688	0.04973	141	97	36	8
1119	Think of it as a house to putter around in.	1.3688	0.04973	141	97	36	8
1120	I should tell you the last occupant died in a water hazard.	1.3688	0.05270	141	100	30	11
1121	And this one is right on the green.	1.3684	0.05280	133	93	31	9
1122	Now there are some reciprocal easements you should know about....	1.3684	0.05387	133	94	29	10
1123	Don’t worry, the golf ball hardly ever makes it through.	1.3684	0.05280	133	93	31	9
1124	I suggest you take it for a spin.	1.3684	0.05280	133	93	31	9
1125	I love the big windows and natural light, but I think the lighthouse is more in our budget.	1.3684	0.05387	133	94	29	10
1126	You have to wait for it! wait for it! wait for it! . And then run like hell ! You’ll get use to it !	1.3684	0.05492	133	95	27	11
1127	Picture yourself puttering around this place.	1.3681	0.05001	144	100	35	9
1128	I've spoken to the owners, and they're willing to throw in the clubs, too.	1.3680	0.05627	125	89	26	10
1129	I think you'll find the neighborhood above par	1.3680	0.05740	125	90	24	11
1130	Maintenance is a breeze.	1.3677	0.04845	155	108	37	10
1131	I also have 17 more different models for you to choose from.	1.3676	0.05698	136	100	22	14
1132	Not to worry. The golf ball only gets through every twenty strokes.	1.3675	0.05642	117	82	27	8
1133	I do have one Clown's Mouth model available.	1.3675	0.05897	117	84	23	10
1134	I guarantee you'll have a ball living here.	1.3672	0.05532	128	91	27	10
1135	So, I know a door was on your list, but I think I can get them to lower the price.	1.3672	0.05305	128	89	31	8
1136	Could I interest you in a lighthouse?	1.3672	0.05187	128	88	33	7
1137	With a market like this, it's all about timing.	1.3672	0.05305	128	89	31	8
1138	Don't ever leave the house in a rush.	1.3669	0.05120	139	97	33	9
1139	A great place to live! Timing is everything!	1.3669	0.04912	139	95	37	7
1140	"We'd recommend the back door for slower guests, especially when the fall breezes kick up"	1.3669	0.05417	139	100	27	12
1141	And there's a school nearby, just through the alligator's mouth.	1.3667	0.05302	150	109	27	14
1142	It's just like miniature golf but the stakes are higher.	1.3667	0.05909	120	87	22	11
1143	It's listed as a par 3 but the comps run closer to 4.	1.3665	0.04801	161	113	37	11
1144	It's all about timing.	1.3664	0.05653	131	95	24	12
1145	If you're willing to stretch, we can look at some par-4s.	1.3664	0.05332	131	92	30	9
1146	I guarantee you'll have a ball in this house.	1.3664	0.05755	131	96	22	13
1147	The asking price, Mr and Mrs Jones, is well below par".	1.3664	0.05548	131	94	26	11
1148	Golf course view, low maintenance, fun neighborhood- I really think this property checks all the boxes!	1.3662	0.04945	142	98	36	8
1149	It's priced to move and, trust me, you'll have a ball in this house!	1.3661	0.05672	112	78	27	7
1150	How about your kids, do they love running as well?	1.3659	0.05687	123	88	25	10
1151	I thought you said you wanted to live on golf course.	1.3659	0.05448	123	86	29	8
1152	No utility bill, it's a wind-wind deal	1.3659	0.05569	123	87	27	9
1153	It's the perfect location to putter around the house.	1.3659	0.06029	123	91	19	13
1154	It grinds your coffee and provides 50% of your electricity we got a deal?	1.3657	0.05248	134	94	31	9
1155	The sellers are downsizing to the clown's mouth	1.3655	0.04973	145	101	35	9
1156	I forgot to ask -- do you play golf?	1.3654	0.04905	156	110	35	11
1157	I know it’s a little out of your driving range...	1.3652	0.05430	115	79	30	6
1158	So, should I get the ball rolling on this?	1.3651	0.05357	126	88	30	8
1159	...and this place is perfect for puttering around the house.	1.3651	0.05589	126	90	26	10
1160	At this price where else are you going to find three bedrooms with a view all in a gated community right on the course?	1.3651	0.05475	126	89	28	9
1161	A hole-in-one gets you free electricity for a year.	1.3651	0.05357	126	88	30	8
1162	It's actually harder leaving than entering.	1.3651	0.05702	126	91	24	11
1163	Yes, in this price range, thats par for the course.	1.3650	0.05270	137	97	30	10
1164	According to Zillow this place is a rating of Par 4	1.3650	0.05167	137	96	32	9
1165	It's literally right on the course.	1.3649	0.05087	148	105	32	11
1166	I'm telling you, after a couple weeks you won't even notice	1.3644	0.05855	118	85	23	10
1167	Yes, the place is wheelchair accessible, as long as you have it synchronized.	1.3644	0.05602	118	83	27	8
1168	It’s our premium property. A putting green in the front yard, and absolutely no need for central air.	1.3644	0.05059	118	79	35	4
1169	Very reasonably priced and it’ll do wonders for your sense of timing.	1.3644	0.05730	118	84	25	9
1170	Timing is everything in real estate, and I want to bring you into this home at just the right moment.	1.3643	0.05712	129	94	23	12
1171	Welcome to Lilliputt.	1.3643	0.05155	129	89	33	7
1172	Actually, no-one discusses the elephant in the neighborhood.	1.3643	0.05271	129	90	31	8
1173	I told you it was located right on a golf course.	1.3643	0.05385	129	91	29	9
1174	Solar panels are so yesterday. Wind power is the future	1.3643	0.05090	140	98	33	9
1175	It's a steal at that price, but there are two hazards if either of you is a sleepwalker.	1.3643	0.05288	140	100	29	11
1176	Timing is everything folks.	1.3643	0.05288	140	100	29	11
1177	I also have a castle I can show you.	1.3642	0.04926	151	106	35	10
1178	Have I mentioned the unique selling point?	1.3636	0.05629	121	86	26	9
1179	It’s got European charm, country quiet, and none of the problems of Pirate Cove.	1.3636	0.05407	132	94	28	10
1180	If this is not working for you I can show you a lovely clown head that just came on the market.	1.3636	0.05209	143	102	30	11
1181	And there are strict association rules	1.3636	0.05819	132	98	20	14
1182	It's a semi-gated community with just a few water hazards.	1.3636	0.05188	132	92	32	8
1183	The best part, it slices, dices, and filets your solicitors	1.3636	0.05512	132	95	26	11
1184	Of course, novelty architecture is tricky to get into.	1.3636	0.05016	143	100	34	9
1185	And not just energy savings, you'll never have to mow the lawn again.	1.3636	0.05298	132	93	30	9
1186	It’s early Dutch.	1.3636	0.05076	132	91	34	7
1187	How's your sense of timing?	1.3636	0.05629	121	86	26	9
1188	The last couple to live here didn’t quite get the timing right.	1.3636	0.04842	132	89	38	5
1189	This house will sweep you right off your feet!	1.3636	0.05302	143	103	28	12
1190	I know you like the Castle, but the Windmill's fun factor is so much greater.	1.3630	0.04750	146	100	39	7
1191	It’ s great for someone who likes to putter around the house!	1.3630	0.05313	146	106	27	13
1192	Maybe you’d like The Gingerbread House better?	1.3630	0.04999	135	93	35	7
1193	There are three things I keep my eye out for: location, location, location, mostly of balls.	1.3630	0.04999	135	93	35	7
1194	You get a front door a quarter of the time.	1.3630	0.05321	135	96	29	10
1195	Look, you said you wanted a house on a golf course..."	1.3630	0.04773	135	91	39	5
1196	The incessant ‘whoosh, whoosh’ is actually quite soothing. Just be vigilant when entering and exiting.	1.3630	0.05321	135	96	29	10
1197	I promise you the price of this one is on par with the rest of the neighborhood.	1.3630	0.05424	135	97	27	11
1198	Sure, I have other properties but none as challenging.	1.3630	0.04999	135	93	35	7
1199	You seem like a couple of people with really good timing...	1.3629	0.05649	124	89	25	10
1200	It’s super-charming, and you simply cannot get closer to the golf course	1.3629	0.05649	124	89	25	10
1201	Make sure the area between the front and back doors is kept clear.	1.3629	0.05164	124	85	33	6
1202	My client would like to play through.	1.3629	0.05532	124	88	27	9
1203	Do either of you golf?	1.3624	0.04968	149	105	34	10
1204	Or would you prefer the more traditional clown’s mouth entrance?	1.3623	0.05137	138	97	32	9
1205	Fairway views in your price range don't come without a few trade-offs."	1.3623	0.04926	138	95	36	7
1206	Just use the back door and you'll be fine.	1.3623	0.04926	138	95	36	7
1207	It's golf course frontage on a Lilliputian budget.	1.3622	0.05439	127	90	28	9
1208	With this one, it's all about the timing.	1.3622	0.05553	127	91	26	10
1209	You’ll find this home very energy efficient	1.3622	0.05083	127	87	34	6
1210	Your cats will love it.	1.3622	0.05881	127	94	20	13
1211	Do you golf?	1.3622	0.05553	127	91	26	10
1212	I would advise timing your exits. The previous tenant landed in Sweden.	1.3621	0.05664	116	82	26	8
1213	I suggest you get flood, fire, and golf ball insurance.	1.3617	0.05160	141	100	31	10
1214	The asking price is ten million tickets.	1.3617	0.05446	141	103	25	13
1215	It makes as much sense as anything else these days.	1.3615	0.05461	130	93	27	10
1216	It will turn quickly.	1.3615	0.05350	130	92	29	9
1217	You’ll love the open floor plan, but you’ve gotta be fast in and out!	1.3615	0.05238	130	91	31	8
1218	you'll save a bundle on your electric bill in the summer.	1.3613	0.05025	119	80	35	4
1219	The asking price is on Par with similar places in this neighborhood.	1.3613	0.05563	119	84	27	8
1220	Open floor plan, maintenance-free fenced-in yard, and the commuters are, at worst, heavy foot traffic.	1.3613	0.05434	119	83	29	7
1221	We're lucky to have found something this size on your budget.	1.3613	0.05165	119	81	33	5
1222	This house is really cool.	1.3611	0.05363	144	105	26	13
1223	Are you kidding, if you got to keep the balls I would have bought the place.	1.3611	0.05179	144	103	30	11
1224	If not to your taste, I also have a giant clown's mouth up the street.	1.3609	0.05373	133	95	28	10
1225	Our last tenent walked in his sleep.	1.3609	0.05682	133	98	22	13
1226	Most folks who buy this model tend to be fairly agile.	1.3609	0.04930	133	91	36	6
1227	But in real estate timing is everything.	1.3609	0.05156	133	93	32	8
1228	Have I mentioned the easement?	1.3609	0.05373	133	95	28	10
1229	And don't forget, there's a great school on the fifth hole.	1.3607	0.05214	122	84	32	6
1230	You mentioned solar panels before, and well, I think you’re gonna love this.	1.3607	0.05214	122	84	32	6
1231	This is the only par 5 on the market	1.3607	0.05590	122	87	26	9
1232	1t has 144 square ft. on the main floor, it's on a golf course, and, oh, watch your head.	1.3607	0.05342	122	85	30	7
1233	Thrill seekers can set it for FIFTY revolutions per minute!	1.3605	0.05194	147	106	29	12
1234	I've also got some lovely properties on the front 9.	1.3604	0.06110	111	81	20	10
1235	There is that, but on the other hand your electric bill will be very low and you will have lots of fresh flour.	1.3604	0.05975	111	80	22	9
1236	You do need to schedule your exits a bit	1.3604	0.05694	111	78	26	7
1237	And best of all, the school district is ranked sub-par.	1.3603	0.05390	136	98	27	11
1238	The neighbors are generally nice, but the guy at the end of the block is a real clown.	1.3603	0.05685	136	101	21	14
1239	It's 2 bedroom, 2 bath, and 2 par	1.3603	0.04970	136	94	35	7
1240	We call it the heads up house	1.3600	0.05376	125	88	29	8
1241	As you can imagine, there are pros and cons to golf course living.	1.3600	0.06439	100	73	18	9
1242	Don’t worry, they are used to low ball offers.	1.3600	0.05131	125	86	33	6
1243	What will it take to putt putt you in this house?	1.3600	0.05836	125	92	21	12
1244	It's a fine example of pre-industrial air conditioning.	1.3596	0.05590	114	80	27	7
1245	Your offer is about on par.	1.3594	0.05289	128	90	30	8
1246	It's a unique opportunity to live within the golf course instead of just nearby	1.3594	0.05404	128	91	28	9
1247	Noise? What noise?	1.3594	0.05404	128	91	28	9
1248	Good news its discounted , bad news, when you hear the swish sound you have 3 seconds to enter or exit.	1.3592	0.04931	142	99	35	8
1249	You have to make up you mind now - there is another interested party about to tee off.	1.3592	0.05031	142	100	33	9
1250	Before we go inside, I’ll need you to sign this liability waiver using a tiny, unsharpened pencil.	1.3590	0.06004	117	86	20	11
1251	So it’s a choice between this one or the clown’s mouth colonial?	1.3590	0.05753	117	84	24	9
1252	You wanted a dream home on a golf course, what do you think?	1.3590	0.05880	117	85	22	10
1253	This is the perfect home for a family of fore.	1.3590	0.05880	117	85	22	10
1254	The good news is you don't have intruders on a windy day.	1.3590	0.05624	117	83	26	8
1255	Entering the front door is all in the timing.	1.3590	0.05073	117	79	34	4
1256	In golf as in real-estate, timing is everything.”	1.3590	0.05753	117	84	24	9
1257	Mr and Mrs Quixote, your dream home awaits.	1.3588	0.05091	131	91	33	7
1258	It's a buyer's market. If you time it right you won't end up in the hole."	1.3588	0.05317	131	93	29	9
1259	You are the first people to notice the hole in the back yard.	1.3588	0.04974	131	90	35	6
1260	All the lawns are AstroTurf, that's par for the course these days.	1.3585	0.04828	159	113	35	11
1261	Everything seems to be in order, now how's your sense of timing.	1.3583	0.06011	120	89	19	12
1262	With this house you do have to deal with the occasional odd ball coming in, but that is just life these days.	1.3583	0.05650	120	86	25	9
1263	Okay, you're probably asking why is the hole in FRONT of the windmill...	1.3583	0.05265	120	83	31	6
1264	The elephant is not in the room, sir. He is in the backyard.	1.3583	0.05773	120	87	23	10
1265	Minor problem; timing your exits	1.3582	0.05339	134	96	28	10
1266	With four revolving white picket fences, this beauty won't be on the market for very long.	1.3582	0.05545	134	98	24	12
1267	Yes, this is especially known as a 'kid-friendly neighborhood'	1.3582	0.05125	134	94	32	8
1268	In this market, your timing has to be juuust right.	1.3582	0.05545	134	98	24	12
1269	You'll love the in-home renewable energy and free golf balls.	1.3582	0.05233	134	95	30	9
1270	Sure it's risky, but renewable energy is the future.	1.3582	0.05233	134	95	30	9
1271	Of course, the hole location is negotiable.	1.3581	0.04890	148	104	35	9
1272	The closest grocery store is three holes over.	1.3581	0.04795	148	103	37	8
1273	Welcome to the most unique Airbnb in the city!	1.3577	0.05307	123	86	30	7
1274	Me. Quixote will see you now.	1.3577	0.05787	123	90	22	11
1275	Energy self-sufficiency, low-maintenance lawn, and a surprisingly fun neighborhood.	1.3577	0.05307	123	86	30	7
1276	The good news is that your electricity won't go out during a windstorm. The bad news is that you won't,either	1.3577	0.06013	123	92	18	13
1277	A light breeze will recharge your Tesla.	1.3577	0.05153	137	97	31	9
1278	The home security system is a bit unusual but effective.	1.3577	0.04603	137	92	41	4
1279	It has a faster speed, for religious solicitors!	1.3577	0.05837	137	104	17	16
1280	In this market, it’s all about timing.	1.3577	0.05256	137	98	29	10
1281	It's a huge kid friendly neighborhood.	1.3577	0.05256	137	98	29	10
1282	The clown next door never shuts his mouth.	1.3577	0.05357	137	99	27	11
1283	Built-in 24/7 security--and fresh-ground flour. What's not to like?	1.3576	0.04823	151	106	36	9
1284	I think you're timing's gonna be just right to get into this little starter.	1.3571	0.05221	126	88	31	7
1285	We should make an offer before the next foresome plays through.	1.3571	0.05076	140	99	32	9
1286	It's a nice little place where you can putter around.	1.3571	0.05466	140	103	24	13
1287	This one here is more eco-friendly, but the clowns mouth has a much nicer kitchen.	1.3571	0.05930	112	81	22	9
1288	The previous tenant moved on, after six strokes.	1.3571	0.05466	140	103	24	13
1289	But on the plus side: no lawn care.	1.3571	0.05076	140	99	32	9
1290	Trust me, it’s a home in one	1.3571	0.04763	140	96	38	6
1291	And, you will love your electric bill!	1.3571	0.05341	126	89	29	8
1292	And it's only a short drive to the water!	1.3571	0.05686	126	92	23	11
1293	Well, I could show you seventeen more properties, but honestly they're holes too.	1.3571	0.06195	112	83	18	11
1294	But you said you were looking for a house on a golf course.	1.3566	0.04801	143	99	37	7
1295	I hate to say I told you so, but the name on the wall did say Putt-Putt Acres.	1.3566	0.05100	143	102	31	10
1296	It's the quietest street in the neighborhood. Hardly anyone ever makes it.	1.3566	0.04698	143	98	39	6
1297	Perfect for someone who wants to putter around the house.	1.3566	0.05002	143	101	33	9
1298	So, it's a little tricky getting into the house, but you get as many chances as you need.	1.3566	0.04592	143	97	41	5
1299	Well,at least it's on a golf course	1.3566	0.04903	143	100	35	8
1300	I think the Gingerbread House might fit your tastes better.	1.3566	0.05255	129	91	30	8
1301	There's a lot of room to putz around	1.3566	0.05369	129	92	28	9
1302	Keep in mind, it is a seller’s market.	1.3565	0.05268	115	79	31	5
1303	Best to stay indoors on windy days	1.3562	0.05389	146	108	24	14
1304	And its the only property on the course with an alternative energy system.	1.3562	0.04835	146	102	36	8
1305	You just have to time your entrance	1.3562	0.05211	146	106	28	12
1306	Well, no, there's no DOOR. But it does stop roughly two-thirds of golf balls that attempt to enter.	1.3561	0.04825	132	90	37	5
1307	Now let’s address the elephant in the room	1.3561	0.05602	132	97	23	12
1308	If you don't like your caller....take your time answering the door	1.3561	0.05392	132	95	27	10
1309	Sure solar is hot these days, but this is time tested technology.	1.3559	0.05584	118	84	26	8
1310	It has great cross-ventilation, and waterfall views from every room.	1.3559	0.05318	118	82	30	6
1311	So... your husband was telling me your mother is in a wheelchair.	1.3556	0.05511	135	99	24	12
1312	This model features an open floor plan and central air conditioning.	1.3556	0.05201	135	96	30	9
1313	Forget solar. RetroWind Estates is the way to go!	1.3556	0.05409	135	98	26	11
1314	The Holland features keyless entry, utilizing a state-of-the-art timing pattern.	1.3556	0.05409	135	98	26	11
1315	Good news! The owners are tilting towards your offer.	1.3556	0.04984	135	94	34	7
1316	It's a lovely par 3 with a European flair and a fantastic view of the lighthouse.	1.3556	0.05511	135	99	24	12
1317	Manicured lawn.Pool out the front door.Continuous air flow throughout the House. What's not to like?	1.3556	0.04757	135	92	38	5
1318	And you'll find that the asking price is par for the course.	1.3556	0.05201	135	96	30	9
1319	You're in easy putting distance to great local schools and houses of worship.	1.3554	0.05230	121	84	31	6
1320	What do you say we get the ball rolling on this one?	1.3554	0.05611	121	87	25	9
1321	It’s great exercise, and folks usually miss the door.	1.3554	0.05487	121	86	27	8
1322	This house just came onto the market. Your timing is impeccable. As it must be with this property.	1.3554	0.05852	121	89	21	11
1323	'You know that golf course property always appreciates in value.'	1.3551	0.05224	138	99	29	10
1324	``Step this way,and you'll be able to inspect the rooftop momentarily.''	1.3551	0.05224	138	99	29	10
1325	Tulips included.	1.3551	0.05520	138	102	23	13
1326	Before 10 am, you can putter around the yard as much as you like.	1.3551	0.05018	138	97	33	8
1327	The real estate market is all about timing.	1.3551	0.05520	138	102	23	13
1328	Only one of us can enter at a time	1.3548	0.05146	124	86	32	6
1329	You stipulated off-the-grid, close to church and near the zoo. Looks like a no-brainer to me.	1.3548	0.05515	124	89	26	9
1330	The seller is motivated and willing to throw in some wooden shoes...	1.3546	0.05046	141	100	32	9
1331	Sure you could go with solar panels but these babies work day AND night.	1.3546	0.05046	141	100	32	9
1332	Look, you weren’t excited about the bounce house; didn’t even want to enter the escape room... Frankly, I’m beginning to think you two aren’t as into entertaining as you originally led me to believe.	1.3546	0.04945	141	99	34	8
1333	You said you were looking for a place to putter around.	1.3543	0.05065	127	88	33	6
1334	And every 3 seconds, it keeps intruders from entering.	1.3543	0.05537	127	92	25	10
1335	It’s got great cross ventilation!	1.3543	0.05537	127	92	25	10
1336	solar panels are so last year	1.3543	0.05537	127	92	25	10
1337	The ad said golf course with wind turbines	1.3543	0.05065	127	88	33	6
1338	It's all about ''Timing, Timing, Timing.'	1.3543	0.05187	127	89	31	7
1339	Yes, old world charm meets wind energy efficient...but do take care entering the front door...	1.3543	0.05065	127	88	33	6
1340	Dont worry, almost no one makes it in.	1.3543	0.05306	127	90	29	8
1341	When we said located on a golf course we really meant it.	1.3542	0.04774	144	100	37	7
1342	To the left is a beautiful sandy park, behind you is a water feature and here we have a Dutch revival inspired home perfect for puttering around in your retirement.	1.3540	0.06018	113	83	20	10
1343	This was his first miniature golf course. That's why the windmill is so bigly.	1.3540	0.05750	113	81	24	8
1344	I wouldn't worry about it. The golf balls rarely make it in the door.	1.3540	0.05750	113	81	24	8
1345	This would serve nicely for a family of 'fore'.	1.3538	0.05764	130	97	20	13
1346	Timing is everything in today's housing market.	1.3538	0.05554	130	95	24	11
1347	Look the time to buy is now, before they put in the Hole Foods.	1.3538	0.05335	130	93	28	9
1348	This new listing is above par.	1.3538	0.05222	130	92	30	8
1349	When I said Dutch Colonial, this isn't what I wanted	1.3538	0.04988	130	90	34	6
1350	Perhaps, you could show us something with solar panels?	1.3538	0.05222	130	92	30	8
1351	In no time at all, you'll be hearing the putter-patter of little feet.	1.3538	0.05335	130	93	28	9
1352	The property value will skyrocket once they finish the castle down the street.	1.3538	0.05222	130	92	30	8
1353	It's a one bedroom, two par hole in the wall.	1.3537	0.04808	147	103	36	8
1354	No electric bill for the next couple of centuries	1.3534	0.05373	116	81	29	6
1355	It was cheaper to install than solar panels.	1.3534	0.05463	133	97	25	11
1356	This is a rare opportunity to get into this neighborhood. Timing is everything!	1.3534	0.05250	133	95	29	9
1357	Listen, we all know that timing is everything in real estate!	1.3534	0.05140	133	94	31	8
1358	The listing did say it was a green community.	1.3534	0.04797	133	91	37	5
1359	Admittedly, it's not quite on par with the others"..	1.3534	0.05028	133	93	33	7
1360	Yea, you're gonna want to spend most of your time upstairs.	1.3533	0.04647	150	104	39	7
1361	This property is right on par with your budget.	1.3533	0.05106	150	109	29	12
1362	I’m gonna be honest with you; I don’t know what’s down there.	1.3529	0.05545	119	85	26	8
1363	...and don't you worry about that giant gaping hole. That's just where Billy lives.	1.3529	0.05672	119	86	24	9
1364	I think you'll find this is much better than the clown's mouth neighborhood.	1.3529	0.06037	119	89	18	12
1365	Now, I know you wanted something that felt a little more 'authentic'...	1.3529	0.04954	136	95	34	7
1366	It's like a revolving door. You just have to be careful when you enter and exit.	1.3529	0.04954	136	95	34	7
1367	The entryway is a little tricky.	1.3529	0.04954	136	95	34	7
1368	You can get in most of the time.	1.3529	0.05685	102	71	26	5
1369	The other buzzword in real estate is “Timing timing, timing!”	1.3529	0.05545	119	85	26	8
1370	... and wait until you see the clubhouse.	1.3525	0.05390	139	102	25	12
1371	This is the best property I found, with a golf course view, that is within your price range	1.3525	0.05450	122	87	27	8
1372	Yes, it has Central Air.	1.3525	0.05693	122	89	23	10
1373	It’s perfect, for those that like to putter around the house.	1.3521	0.04709	142	98	38	6
1374	yes, the front door is a little tricky	1.3521	0.05116	142	102	30	10
1375	The savings on your electric bill will make up for the inconvenience	1.3520	0.05237	125	88	30	7
1376	Negative electric bill, grind your own flour, and zero solicitors.	1.3520	0.05237	125	88	30	7
1377	On the plus side, you'll never have to cut the grass.	1.3520	0.05478	125	90	26	9
1378	Let's face it. All real estate is timing.	1.3520	0.05237	125	88	30	7
1379	Mulberry, the elephant, anxiously waits while his parents learn if exotic pets are allowed.	1.3520	0.05478	125	90	26	9
1380	Other than the ingress and egress issue the house is very nice!	1.3520	0.05112	125	87	32	6
1381	It’s resort living, without all the pretense.	1.3520	0.05237	125	88	30	7
1382	And you'll be right on the golf course!	1.3519	0.05929	108	78	22	8
1383	If you like to putter around, look no further.	1.3517	0.04945	145	103	33	9
1384	I hope you don’t mind temporarily obstructed views.	1.3517	0.04945	145	103	33	9
1385	This is the only Dutch Revival you'll find in such a family-friendly neighborhood.	1.3516	0.05387	128	92	27	9
1386	What it lacks in privacy it makes up for in schadenfreude.	1.3516	0.05272	128	91	29	8
1387	We can take a look inside if you feel ready.	1.3516	0.05387	128	92	27	9
1388	Yes, the previous owners... split up, shall we say	1.3516	0.05154	128	90	31	7
1389	It is a bit unconventional, but the energy savings are outstanding!	1.3516	0.05154	128	90	31	7
1390	It's a bit over your budget, however it has everything on your checklist - vaulted ceiling, open concept living-dining room, granite counter tops and intermittent river views.	1.3516	0.05611	128	94	23	11
1391	You wanted a 'green' home close to the golf course? Mission accomplished.	1.3514	0.04970	148	106	32	10
1392	Occasionally a golf ball will roll through the front door	1.3514	0.05955	111	81	21	9
1393	There's a birdie nesting on the roof, and a hole in one of the floorboards but that's par for the course.	1.3514	0.04483	148	101	42	5
1394	It's a par 4 at a par 2 price.	1.3511	0.05410	131	95	26	10
1395	It's not really the blades, it's the giant golf balls that make it hard to sell.	1.3511	0.05189	131	93	30	8
1396	The last couple I showed this to were bowled over once they got inside.	1.3511	0.04714	131	89	38	4
1397	I'd highly recommend you stay upstairs.	1.3510	0.04901	151	108	33	10
1398	Now this little baby is a golfer’s dream!	1.3510	0.04810	151	107	35	9
1399	Now, the only drawback is that you will have to time your exits and entrances carefully!"	1.3509	0.05973	114	84	20	10
1400	And to top it off, it has a very low carbon footprint.	1.3509	0.05570	114	81	26	7
1401	Could be worse. We could be in a Whac-A-Mole game.	1.3509	0.05135	114	78	32	4
1402	Ever since Old Man Quixote moved, the neighborhood's been pretty quiet.	1.3507	0.04998	134	94	33	7
1403	But on the other hand, you get a huge energy tax credit.	1.3507	0.04998	134	94	33	7
1404	This one comes with its own security system	1.3507	0.05324	134	97	27	10
1405	It's the perfect Starter Hole.	1.3504	0.05605	117	84	25	8
1406	It's more efficient than solar.	1.3504	0.05735	117	85	23	9
1407	Fore!Closure!	1.3504	0.05605	117	84	25	8
1408	This is the last one left. I already sold the other seventeen.	1.3504	0.05335	117	82	29	6
1409	This one offers a view of the Eiffel Tower AND the Sphinx.	1.3504	0.05735	117	85	23	9
1410	Yes there’s a minor easement, but utilities are included!	1.3504	0.05241	137	99	28	10
1411	Let me show you a sweet castle on #18.	1.3504	0.05032	137	97	32	8
1412	And here's your new backyard: perfect for just puttering around.	1.3504	0.05138	137	98	30	9
1413	Yes...but it also makes break-ins difficult.	1.3504	0.05138	137	98	30	9
1414	And you save a ton on your electric bill.	1.3504	0.05442	137	101	24	12
1415	I also have something easier in this neighborhood	1.3504	0.05032	137	97	32	8
1416	Real estate rule #2: Timing is everything	1.3504	0.05138	137	98	30	9
1417	Your timing couldn't be better.	1.3503	0.04770	157	112	35	10
1418	As with every goal, timing is everything.	1.3503	0.04855	157	113	33	11
1419	If you don't like this, I can show you something on the 15th hole.	1.3500	0.05507	120	86	26	8
1420	Let's not make this more difficult than it already is.	1.3500	0.05632	120	87	24	9
1421	I was finally able to find something in the neighborhood in your price range.	1.3500	0.04959	140	99	33	8
1422	Before he was President, he combined his love of real estate with his passion for golf.	1.3500	0.05632	120	87	24	9
1423	And now for the elephant in the room . . ."	1.3500	0.05061	140	100	31	9
1424	Yes, the door does swing inward._	1.3500	0.04624	160	113	38	9
1425	Do you want to hear the short or long winded version?	1.3500	0.04637	140	96	39	5
1426	Financing is a breeze	1.3500	0.04854	140	98	35	7
1427	Don Quixote has a vacation home here.	1.3500	0.06109	120	91	16	13
1428	If this one doesn't appeal I have a bridge I could sell you on the 8th hole	1.3497	0.04888	143	101	34	8
1429	Surviving the home-buying process is all about timing.	1.3496	0.05288	123	87	29	7
1430	You'll have a ball in this house.	1.3496	0.05770	123	91	21	11
1431	The upside is that if someone gets a hole-in-one, your rent is paid for the month!	1.3496	0.05288	123	87	29	7
1432	Classic European architecture, adjoining a golf course--I feel I've hit a home run finding this property for you.	1.3496	0.05535	123	89	25	9
1433	I've reviewed your case, and I'm afraid you will not be able to take a mulligan.	1.3496	0.05535	123	89	25	9
1434	It's a bit of a fixer-upper, but in this neighborhood - - that's par for the course.	1.3496	0.05413	123	88	27	8
1435	Regarding your homeowner's policy, I should point out that a large, white ball coming through your door is considered an "act-of-God..."	1.3492	0.05441	126	91	26	9
1436	When I count to three; run through the door.	1.3492	0.05670	126	93	22	11
1437	The lot is perfect for a tear-down and rebuild: were you thinking volcano or clown's mouth?	1.3492	0.05441	126	91	26	9
1438	I recommend taking the hole-in-one insurance.	1.3492	0.05557	126	92	24	10
1439	In our business, timing matters.	1.3492	0.05781	126	94	20	12
1440	Look at it this way....your kids won't want to be living with you after college.	1.3492	0.05323	126	90	28	8
1441	It gives true meaning to putter-ing around the house.	1.3492	0.05557	126	92	24	10
1442	Of course it's a little dicey on windy days but that's why you're getting such a great price.	1.3492	0.05323	126	90	28	8
1443	Of course, you will need to be a bit careful when coming in or going out.	1.3492	0.05323	126	90	28	8
1444	It’s got a great view of the 18th hole.	1.3492	0.05557	126	92	24	10
1445	Now this is something less run-of-the-mill.	1.3492	0.05323	126	90	28	8
1446	I'm going to be honest with you. The groundhogs around here are the size of Vespas.	1.3490	0.04755	149	105	36	8
1447	The good news is the windmill is solar-powered.	1.3490	0.04849	149	106	34	9
1448	Once you get around the hazards, this place is a real hole-in-one.	1.3488	0.05121	129	91	31	7
1449	Not only does this offer sustainable living; if you exit the house without getting hit by the windmill and jump in the hole you are delivered right to the street.	1.3488	0.05464	129	94	25	10
1450	It's zoned as a drive-through	1.3488	0.05464	129	94	25	10
1451	Easements? Yeah, a couple.	1.3488	0.05001	129	90	33	6
1452	The deal on this one is incredible, but you'll have to move fast.	1.3488	0.05464	129	94	25	10
1453	With good timing and a little hustle you’ll make it inside unscathed every time.	1.3488	0.05352	129	93	27	9
1454	And there's easy access to the beach over the bridge obstacle.	1.3488	0.04753	129	88	37	4
1455	So that’s what you meant by revolving doors.	1.3488	0.05574	129	95	23	11
1456	The last owners told us that slow, turning creaking sound helped them sleep like babies.	1.3486	0.05738	109	78	24	7
1457	Yes, but you'll be fine---it's a really tough shot.	1.3485	0.05267	132	95	28	9
1458	I'd show you the interior, but I hear the guy up next is pretty good.	1.3485	0.05587	132	98	22	12
1459	Here we have a motivated seller. You can get this for 20% less than the Gingerbread House we looked at yesterday	1.3485	0.05156	132	94	30	8
1460	No unfortunately the windmill doesn't actually create electricity for the house thanks to the new EPA regulations the whole thing has to be run on coal	1.3485	0.05587	132	98	22	12
1461	I did promise you a view of the 18th hole	1.3485	0.04927	132	92	34	6
1462	Would you be interested in something off the grid?	1.3485	0.05156	132	94	30	8
1463	What goes around comes around.	1.3482	0.05486	112	79	27	6
1464	What on earth makes you think this is a white elephant property?	1.3481	0.04740	135	93	37	5
1465	This house is par for the course.	1.3481	0.05077	135	96	31	8
1466	It's cheaper than a solar panel.	1.3481	0.05185	135	97	29	9
1467	This dream, totally green house can be yours. Keep in mind, timing is everything.	1.3481	0.05496	135	100	23	12
1468	In real estate time is of the essence, in this case it's par for the course too.	1.3481	0.04967	135	95	33	7
1469	Of course, on windy days, you're in or you're out. Period.	1.3478	0.04786	138	96	36	6
1470	I’m also going to recommend you get hazard insurance for the golf-ball sized hail they get here	1.3478	0.05799	115	84	22	9
1471	Best of all, green fees are included in your rent	1.3478	0.05390	115	81	28	6
1472	It's a great deal just don't come out the front door without looking.	1.3478	0.05002	138	98	32	8
1473	And you live off the grid.	1.3478	0.05310	138	101	26	11
1474	A taste of Holland, with stunning views of the ninth hole. Tell me, are you golfers?	1.3478	0.05310	138	101	26	11
1475	Best not to lock the door when you leave.	1.3478	0.05310	138	101	26	11
1476	I think it’s just perfect for you, Mr and Mrs. Quixote, and it sits right on the fairway overlooking the 9th hole...	1.3475	0.05131	141	102	29	10
1477	Don't worry, this is an extremely safe neighbourhood. The most dangerous things you'll come across are teens on their first date.	1.3475	0.05131	141	102	29	10
1478	Is this place a dream or what?	1.3475	0.05031	141	101	31	9
1479	Before deciding, you need to know about Don...	1.3475	0.05229	141	103	27	11
1480	Just let them play through.	1.3475	0.05694	118	86	23	9
1481	You'll never buy another golf ball as long as you live.	1.3475	0.05565	118	85	25	8
1482	This is par for the course in this neighborhood	1.3475	0.05017	118	81	33	4
1483	I don't understand. You wanted "charming" and "on a golf course."	1.3475	0.05298	118	83	29	6
1484	This home offers plenty of space to putter around in.	1.3475	0.05694	118	86	23	9
1485	You’ll need to maintain the lawn, but that’s par for the course.	1.3475	0.05298	118	83	29	6
1486	Great privacy except for the occasional miniature golfer.	1.3471	0.05077	121	84	32	5
1487	This property is ideal if you like to putter around in the garden.	1.3471	0.05593	121	88	24	9
1488	It's not just a house, it's a hole.	1.3471	0.05593	121	88	24	9
1489	If you don't like this, I've got a castle with a draw bridge one block over...	1.3471	0.05469	121	87	26	8
1490	Sign the contract with a very short pencil and call it home.	1.3465	0.05405	127	92	26	9
1491	They say this is where little Donald first learned to cheat.	1.3465	0.05632	127	94	22	11
1492	Why yes, the neighbourhood is very kid friendly	1.3465	0.05520	127	93	24	10
1493	I've been doing this for a while, it's all about timing	1.3465	0.05169	127	90	30	7
1494	You're a golfing man, aren't you Bob?	1.3465	0.05520	127	93	24	10
1495	Before we continue, can I get either one you a tee?	1.3465	0.05289	127	91	28	8
1496	Lastly, let's discuss the easement.	1.3465	0.04793	127	87	36	4
1497	“Yeah, it’s a little pricey, but it’s par for the course.”	1.3465	0.05169	127	90	30	7
1498	It's nice, but we'd still like to see the one shaped like a clown's mouth.	1.3462	0.05318	130	94	27	9
1499	850 is a fine credit score, but this neighborhood requires a 3-handicap or less.	1.3462	0.05429	130	95	25	10
1500	and we can keep the golf balls?	1.3462	0.05089	130	92	31	7
1501	On the plus side, the grass is much greener than the last house.	1.3462	0.05318	130	94	27	9
1502	It's all in the disclosures.	1.3462	0.05089	130	92	31	7
1503	And you get to keep any balls that land in your yard.	1.3462	0.05537	130	96	23	11
1504	And you can charge your Tesla for free...	1.3462	0.05429	130	95	25	10
1505	The homeowners association does require that you keep the center aisle free of obstruction so that giant balls can occasionally roll through.	1.3462	0.05089	130	92	31	7
1506	This is right on par with your price point.	1.3462	0.05204	130	93	29	8
1507	Perhaps, instead, I could show you something in a cozy 3-bedroom plastic dinosaur?	1.3462	0.04970	130	91	33	6
1508	Windmill? Pshaw. It’a a zero carbon footprint home.	1.3462	0.05204	130	93	29	8
1509	I know you said modern, but how do you feel about Dutch Colonial?	1.3459	0.05011	133	94	32	7
1510	I'd add a water hazard plus a loop-de-loop and flip it.	1.3459	0.05342	133	97	26	10
1511	Think of the positives. There’s fresh air, constant guests and endless entertainment.	1.3459	0.05234	133	96	28	9
1512	I'm afraid high casualty insurance is par for the course when you buy in this neigbborhood.	1.3459	0.04896	133	93	34	6
1513	Folks, the time to buy is now!...Aaanddd, now!	1.3459	0.05447	133	98	24	11
1514	Sure, on a windy day, you have to time your exit	1.3459	0.05011	133	94	32	7
1515	I recommend keeping your good furniture away from the front door.	1.3456	0.05153	136	98	29	9
1516	Don't worry, wind is very rare in this neighborhood."	1.3456	0.04937	136	96	33	7
1517	We said we wanted to live on a golf course NOT in a golf course.	1.3456	0.05258	136	99	27	10
1518	The downside is that if you miss the putt three times in a row, you will automatically be locked out of the house for 5 minutes.	1.3456	0.05153	136	98	29	9
1519	One negative: you need good timing to get in or out.	1.3456	0.05153	136	98	29	9
1520	Financing will be a breeze.	1.3456	0.04937	136	96	33	7
1521	Its the only gated community in your price range.	1.3455	0.05839	110	80	22	8
1522	There are solar panels on the roof, too!"	1.3453	0.05178	139	101	28	10
1523	You said you wanted a home with an alternative energy source.	1.3453	0.04866	139	98	34	7
1524	It has that Old Dutch charm and right on the golf course.	1.3451	0.05999	113	84	19	10
1525	So you're planning to go Dutch?	1.3451	0.05999	113	84	19	10
1526	This house is not just a steal, it's a hole in one!	1.3451	0.05729	113	82	23	8
1527	The ad was not misleading. This is an airy house in a gated community.	1.3451	0.05198	142	104	27	11
1528	True, it is a bit airy, but wait until you get wind of the price.	1.3451	0.05101	142	103	29	10
1529	You'll get used to the golf balls coming through your living room in no time.	1.3448	0.05352	116	82	28	6
1530	Its a 3 bedroom 2 bath par 3 and priced to sell quickly.	1.3448	0.04630	145	101	38	6
1531	Rent is on par with the rest of the neighborhood	1.3445	0.05395	119	85	27	7
1532	But on the other hand, you never have to mow the lawn.	1.3443	0.05175	122	86	30	6
1533	It was a typo. I meant it to say Movin' Condition.	1.3443	0.05043	122	85	32	5
1534	Make it through and it's all yours!	1.3443	0.05554	122	89	24	9
1535	The market's really tight these days. It's this or the clown's face.	1.3443	0.05431	122	88	26	8
1536	.... and in the summer there’s a nice breeze.	1.3442	0.04908	154	112	31	11
1537	The good news is, the course shuts down at night.	1.3440	0.05218	125	89	29	7
1538	What’s better than living on a golf course? Living in a golf course!	1.3438	0.05483	128	94	24	10
1539	And it's great for puttering around!	1.3438	0.05014	128	90	32	6
1540	...and I agree but on the plus side, with even a slight breeze, you’ll get incredible water pressure.	1.3438	0.05254	128	92	28	8
1541	It's generally regarded as a very safe neighborhood, but the proof is in the putting.	1.3438	0.05483	128	94	24	10
1542	It's energy efficient.	1.3438	0.05254	128	92	28	8
1543	Sorry, I should have added "postmodern" when I said the house had the classic white picket fence.	1.3438	0.05370	128	93	26	9
1544	But on the upside, it runs on renewable energy.	1.3438	0.05014	128	90	32	6
1545	With every hole in one, there’s a 10% reduction in your closing costs.	1.3438	0.05483	128	94	24	10
1546	This neighborhood has features you won't find anywhere else.	1.3438	0.05136	128	91	30	7
1547	In this neighborhood, a property like this is par for the course	1.3435	0.05394	131	96	25	10
1548	And with this house, Mr. Quixote, you will also get your exercise.	1.3435	0.05607	131	98	21	12
1549	Between 10 p.m. and 10 a.m., you'll have full use of every room in the house.	1.3435	0.04819	131	91	35	5
1550	It really is a miniature golfer’s paradise.	1.3435	0.05284	131	95	27	9
1551	By law, I’m obligated to tell you the previous owners were crushed by a golf ball.	1.3435	0.05284	131	95	27	9
1552	This model supports off grid living and built-in rotating security.	1.3435	0.05056	131	93	31	7
1553	Electricity is free but the front lawn can be busy during playing hours.	1.3435	0.05284	131	95	27	9
1554	You'll also have access to the community waterfall	1.3435	0.05171	131	94	29	8
1555	Now this model is not your classic white-picket-fence situation."	1.3435	0.05394	131	96	25	10
1556	Timing is of the essence when you consider both making an offer or touring the interior.	1.3433	0.05201	134	97	28	9
1557	In Manhattan you take what you can get.	1.3433	0.05092	134	96	30	8
1558	Leslie, you wanted a tiny house; John, you were looking for something with style and adventure, amiright? I think I’ve found you the perfect property	1.3433	0.04750	134	93	36	5
1559	The last owner was a sleepwalker and things didn't work out.	1.3433	0.05308	134	98	26	10
1560	The wind is free but hazard insurance will cost an arm and a leg.	1.3433	0.05201	134	97	28	9
1561	No problem, the front entrance is free every 30 seconds.	1.3431	0.05225	137	100	27	10
1562	You said you wanted to be off the grid.	1.3431	0.05016	137	98	31	8
1563	You'd think the wind mill blades are the biggest thing; but, there is one other issue.	1.3430	0.04393	172	122	41	9
1564	We can offer you a great mortgage rate. It's just par for the course.	1.3429	0.05147	140	102	28	10
1565	The thing is, most players miss.	1.3429	0.06323	105	79	16	10
1566	Your timing is excellent — which in this case is a very good thing, indeed.	1.3429	0.04943	140	100	32	8
1567	Unlike the clown's mouth, it's chic and energy efficient.	1.3429	0.05714	105	75	24	6
1568	There's just one thing before we go inside.	1.3427	0.05167	143	105	27	11
1569	With some quick, agile action, this home could be yours.	1.3426	0.06052	108	80	19	9
1570	Think about it...no solicitors!	1.3425	0.05091	146	107	28	11
1571	But think of what you’ll save on electricity.	1.3425	0.04604	146	102	38	6
1572	It may seem like a lot at first, but the energy savings will make it very affordable in the long run.	1.3423	0.05353	111	78	28	5
1573	You have to move quickly to keep from getting injured but the electric bill is very low.	1.3423	0.04740	149	106	35	8
1574	You are going to have to be quick, but I have a good feeling about getting you into this house.	1.3421	0.05122	152	113	26	13
1575	No, there aren't any ceiling fans.	1.3421	0.05687	114	83	23	8
1576	It is very well ventilated.	1.3421	0.04583	152	107	38	7
1577	You know, life can be quixotic...	1.3421	0.05953	114	85	19	10
1578	The seller is really motivated....he's discovered tennis."	1.3421	0.05548	114	82	25	7
1579	We heard you were going Dutch.	1.3419	0.05173	117	82	30	5
1580	As you can see, this house has a great front yard for just putting around in.	1.3419	0.05842	117	87	20	10
1581	Ted, I realize it's a bit out of your price range. Maybe you and Debra could go Dutch.	1.3419	0.05584	117	85	24	8
1582	Remember, timing is of the essence when entering”	1.3419	0.05715	117	86	22	9
1583	Welcome to Lilli Putt Estates, the biggest name in miniature, golf course living!	1.3419	0.05715	117	86	22	9
1584	I assure you the foundation is up to par.	1.3417	0.05487	120	87	25	8
1585	There's no bathroom, kitchen, or front door, but it has great curb appeal.	1.3417	0.05487	120	87	25	8
1586	You get it all, quaint bucolic village, loft, neat garden wall, arched windows, free grain grinding, elephant trap...	1.3417	0.05090	120	84	31	5
1587	I think we should make a low-ball offer.	1.3417	0.05736	120	89	21	10
1588	Apart from the energy efficiency, it’s got a fabulous front lawn, which you can stroll at your leisure, as long as you exit the front door at five second intervals.	1.3417	0.05358	120	86	27	7
1589	On the upside, it's totally off the grid!	1.3415	0.05269	123	88	28	7
1590	Once you’re in you’ll stay putt	1.3415	0.05394	123	89	26	8
1591	Forget ADT - check out THIS security system!	1.3415	0.05394	123	89	26	8
1592	Don't drink and arrive.	1.3413	0.05653	126	94	21	11
1593	Lots of places claim fairway views, but how many are actually on the fairway?	1.3413	0.05184	126	90	29	7
1594	I'm telling you, wind power is SO much better than solar.	1.3413	0.05305	126	91	27	8
1595	On the other hand it discourages home invaders.	1.3411	0.04859	129	90	34	5
1596	The clown's face was the first to sell, but this hole is still available.	1.3411	0.05335	129	94	26	9
1597	Yes it's expensive. It's the only house right on the course.	1.3411	0.05447	129	95	24	10
1598	It’s in a great neighborhood, and just down the street from the loop the loop and the fake pond	1.3411	0.04983	129	91	32	6
1599	As you consider this for your new home, timing is everything.	1.3411	0.05335	129	94	26	9
1600	It also shreds, chops and dices.	1.3411	0.05447	129	95	24	10
1601	Going Dutch?	1.3409	0.05466	132	98	23	11
1602	Open floor plan, built-in theft deterrent system, zero lawn maintenance.	1.3409	0.04667	132	91	37	4
1603	It's solar powered.	1.3409	0.05139	132	95	29	8
1604	Trust me, the ball never makes it in.	1.3409	0.05025	132	94	31	7
1605	If you two go Dutch it'll be cheaper	1.3409	0.05250	132	96	27	9
1606	Yes, the electricity is free!	1.3409	0.05139	132	95	29	8
1607	...and did I tell you how energy efficient it is?	1.3407	0.05060	135	97	30	8
1608	On the other hand, it's a steady source of income.	1.3407	0.04950	135	96	32	7
1609	A single stroke and it’s all yours.	1.3407	0.05274	135	99	26	10
1610	Could you show us something a little more 'Clowns Mouth'-y?	1.3407	0.04721	135	94	36	5
1611	When that happens, I strongly recommend you let them play through.	1.3406	0.05193	138	101	27	10
1612	Yes, this neighbourood is quite above par.	1.3406	0.05393	138	103	23	12
1613	This is the best house on Quixote Court.	1.3406	0.05393	138	103	23	12
1614	It's a very walkable neighborhood	1.3406	0.04986	138	99	31	8
1615	The plus on this house is free electricity and the negative it can get very tricky getting in and out of the front door.	1.3406	0.05294	138	102	25	11
1616	That’s true but the rent is miniature as well.	1.3404	0.04914	141	101	32	8
1617	You said you wanted the grandkids to visit, right?	1.3404	0.05016	141	102	30	9
1618	Technically, it qualifies for the wind energy tax rebate	1.3404	0.04703	141	99	36	6
1619	The covenant requires you to keep you the grass cut and the back door open	1.3403	0.04743	144	102	35	7
1620	This one's a bit too quixotic. Is the castle still available?	1.3401	0.04579	147	103	38	6
1621	I'm sorry but the homeowners association will not let you fill the hole.	1.3401	0.05243	147	110	24	13
1622	On the plus side, it does have wind power and a semi-reliable security system.	1.3400	0.04900	150	109	31	10
1623	You might want to make an offer, golf course properties often go quickly."	1.3400	0.04618	150	106	37	7
1624	The previous owners upgraded to the castle.	1.3396	0.05669	106	76	24	6
1625	It’s quite peaceful at night.	1.3396	0.05826	106	77	22	7
1626	HOA fees include turf maintenance and access to the waterfall on the 13th Hole	1.3396	0.05343	106	74	28	4
1627	It’s a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity Mr. and Mrs. Felps. What do you say we go inside and get the ball rolling?	1.3394	0.05564	109	78	25	6
1628	This isn't exactly what we had in mind when you said "view of the ninth green".	1.3394	0.05409	109	77	27	5
1629	Don’t forget to look before you leave.	1.3394	0.06144	109	82	17	10
1630	Well honey, it's either this or the giant clown.	1.3393	0.05750	112	82	22	8
1631	Oddly, it runs completely on solar.	1.3393	0.06024	112	84	18	10
1632	This is our most coveted model home, the Manse of La Mancha.	1.3393	0.05609	112	81	24	7
1633	It’s all about the timing on this one.	1.3391	0.05645	115	84	23	8
1634	An architect misplaces a decimal point and, voila, your dream home.	1.3391	0.05778	115	85	21	9
1635	Yes, on breezy days getting in or out can be a bit dicey.	1.3391	0.05645	115	84	23	8
1636	On the upside, the homeowners association has a strict no solar panels rule.	1.3391	0.05778	115	85	21	9
1637	What would it take to putt putt you in this house today?	1.3391	0.05909	115	86	19	10
1638	It's actually far more efficient than solar panels, and, even better, a windy day keeps unwelcomed visitors away.	1.3390	0.05412	118	85	26	7
1639	Did I mention the recreational easement?	1.3388	0.04917	121	84	33	4
1640	Yes, in real estate timing is very important.	1.3388	0.05816	121	91	19	11
1641	Here you are—a home on the 18th green in your price reange.	1.3387	0.05233	124	89	28	7
1642	I am required to disclose that there is a volcano in the neighborhood.	1.3387	0.05233	124	89	28	7
1643	...It's listed as a Par-Two but they're motivated so I think we can bump them to a Par-Three...	1.3387	0.05357	124	90	26	8
1644	...and the best part is you never have to mow the grass.	1.3387	0.05357	124	90	26	8
1645	You've got to hurry....the little old lady who lived in a shoe put an offer on it this morning.	1.3387	0.05233	124	89	28	7
1646	Remember, the value of a great home is “Timing, Timing, Timing”.	1.3387	0.05107	124	88	30	6
1647	Miniature Golf is a religion around here.	1.3387	0.05107	124	88	30	6
1648	Just remember, utilities are included.	1.3386	0.05502	127	94	23	10
1649	It's our latest project-- Maximum Golf. Miniature Golf is so last century.	1.3386	0.05150	127	91	29	7
1650	And the best part, the course is only open on weekends.	1.3386	0.05150	127	91	29	7
1651	And your down payment is only 5,000 tickets.	1.3385	0.05300	130	95	26	9
1652	Believe me, this house is way above par	1.3385	0.05300	130	95	26	9
1653	This isn’t exactly what I had in mind when I said we were looking for a sustainably powered home.	1.3385	0.05186	130	94	28	8
1654	...and drying laundry out here is a breeze!"	1.3385	0.04829	130	91	34	5
1655	Not only does this property feature both wind and solar, but it has exceptional access to recreational activities.	1.3383	0.05217	133	97	27	9
1656	If you don't answer the door immediately, an unwelcome guest will be gone.	1.3383	0.05325	133	98	25	10
1657	If you’re interested, we can putt an offer in	1.3383	0.05325	133	98	25	10
1658	Getting in and out is a little like Russian Roulette, but you get use to it.	1.3383	0.04993	133	95	31	7
1659	Sure, coming and going could be tricky, but it's a great location!	1.3382	0.04920	136	97	32	7
1660	And the neighborhood tends to draw young families.	1.3382	0.05029	136	98	30	8
1661	...and it’s a steal at 400,000 tokens	1.3382	0.05242	136	100	26	10
1662	I know we talked about solar panels but wind energy really is the next big thing	1.3381	0.04956	139	100	31	8
1663	Well, solar wasn’t available in this area.	1.3381	0.04849	139	99	33	7
1664	There's a lot of foot traffic, but if you get a hole in one, your next month's rent is free.	1.3381	0.04849	139	99	33	7
1665	On windy days, you can even sell electricity back to the power company.	1.3381	0.05060	139	101	29	9
1666	The Windmill has the same floorplan as the Old Lady's Shoe	1.3381	0.04849	139	99	33	7
1667	Are you thinking what I'm thinkin? A home not 'near' the golf course, but literally ON the golf course!	1.3381	0.04849	139	99	33	7
1668	You know what? I’ll throw in a couple of free rounds.. do we have a deal?	1.3380	0.04676	142	100	36	6
1669	Its got sweeping views of the 9th hole.	1.3380	0.04885	142	102	32	8
1670	Keeps the bad guys out about 60% of the time, depending on the wind.	1.3380	0.05278	142	106	24	12
1671	You also get access to the community moat.	1.3380	0.05278	142	106	24	12
1672	Don Quixote had his eye on this place...	1.3380	0.04885	142	102	32	8
1673	What makes you ask if the previous owner was Dutch?	1.3380	0.04986	142	103	30	9
1674	Of course, there will be no utility bills.	1.3379	0.04716	145	103	35	7
1675	You'll get used to the timing.	1.3378	0.04553	148	104	38	6
1676	The latest in Condo design. Did I mention it has a putting green?	1.3378	0.04751	148	106	34	8
1677	This is a much better location than the clown face.	1.3377	0.05051	151	112	27	12
1678	It's listed at Par 4.	1.3377	0.04396	151	105	41	5
1679	Since you're going 'Dutch', this would be perfect!	1.3374	0.04863	163	121	29	13
1680	If you like Little Italy, you're going to love Little Holland.	1.3364	0.05671	110	80	23	7
1681	Windmill-on-the-Ninth is an enviable address in a premier minigolf community.	1.3364	0.05816	110	81	21	8
1682	The developers have taken mixed use zoning in an interesting direction.	1.3363	0.05567	113	82	24	7
1683	And it has solar on the other side.	1.3363	0.05978	113	85	18	10
1684	Unfortunately Mr. and Mrs. Putney, there is nothing miniature about the liability premium for your homeowners insurance.	1.3363	0.05844	113	84	20	9
1685	‘Beutiful European styling and right on the golf course!”	1.3362	0.05468	116	84	25	7
1686	With this set up, you'll never pay an electric bill again. And the old lady in the shoe lives right next door!	1.3362	0.05736	116	86	21	9
1687	And you never have to cut the grass.	1.3362	0.05187	116	82	29	5
1688	Can we please discuss the elephant outside the room?	1.3361	0.05758	119	89	20	10
1689	Well...this is the 18th. I'm afraid I don't have any more to show.	1.3361	0.05505	119	87	24	8
1690	You must admit that it isn't a run-of-the-mill home.	1.3361	0.05021	122	86	31	5
1691	You’ll absolutely love the second story view. On a clear day you see Clownmouth!	1.3361	0.05021	122	86	31	5
1692	It’s a desirable neighborhood and great house so getting in is going to be all about timing.	1.3361	0.05656	122	91	21	10
1693	Two bedrooms, one bath, no heat, but has a killer AC.	1.3360	0.05321	125	91	26	8
1694	And, as you can imagine, it's a really fun neighborhood.	1.3360	0.04812	125	87	34	4
1695	When you leave, use the remote to increase the blade speed to keep out the thieves.	1.3360	0.04812	125	87	34	4
1696	It has wonderful cross ventilation.	1.3360	0.05321	125	91	26	8
1697	Year-round air conditioning, clothes drying, free water supply, and a zoo and a church just across the street: you'll love it.	1.3360	0.05441	125	92	24	9
1698	Welcome to Trump Tower, Holland.	1.3360	0.05441	125	92	24	9
1699	Don't forget the Trump family doesn't add its name to just any property.	1.3360	0.05558	125	93	22	10
1700	After a few months, you'll hardly notice it anymore.	1.3359	0.05351	128	94	25	9
1701	Just carry your groceries sideways. You will get used to it. Its a small price to pay for carbon neutrality.	1.3359	0.04995	128	91	31	6
1702	It breaks hard right-to-left, but otherwise the place is a gem.	1.3359	0.05235	128	93	27	8
1703	I suggest online newspaper delivery.	1.3359	0.05235	128	93	27	8
1704	There are only three of the original eighteen left, this one won't last long...	1.3359	0.04995	128	91	31	6
1705	The timing is right.	1.3359	0.05351	128	94	25	9
1706	No, that's an in-ground pool.	1.3359	0.05465	128	95	23	10
1707	It's a one hole, one shot home. Nobody can play through.	1.3359	0.04870	128	90	33	5
1708	My only concern is that the appliances aren't stainless steel.	1.3359	0.05116	128	92	29	7
1709	It’s a fine unit. I’d say it’s at par with any other house in the neighborhood.	1.3359	0.04920	131	93	32	6
1710	Yup..Real estate is timing.	1.3359	0.04920	131	93	32	6
1711	Panoramic views. Great ventilation. Central location. I think that covers it.	1.3359	0.04920	131	93	32	6
1712	It's a two story with one ball garage.	1.3359	0.05153	131	95	28	8
1713	Not only is it on the fairway, it also qualifies for renewable energy credits!	1.3359	0.04920	131	93	32	6
1714	Timing is everything when you want to get into a new house.	1.3359	0.04920	131	93	32	6
1715	The present owners are in fore closure, I'm sure they'll accept your offer!	1.3359	0.05266	131	96	26	9
1716	You won't find a better deal this side of the pirate ship water hazard.	1.3358	0.05291	134	99	25	10
1717	Quixotic golf course living at its finest.	1.3358	0.05291	134	99	25	10
1718	It helps to close your eyes when you run.	1.3358	0.05291	134	99	25	10
1719	The sellers are in the hole.	1.3358	0.05396	134	100	23	11
1720	Yes, you can live here free. Just collect the golf balls and put them in the big bucket.	1.3358	0.05291	134	99	25	10
1721	The nice thing is it's on a cul-de sac.	1.3358	0.05184	134	98	27	9
1722	And all 18 of these units are free of the noise of lawnmowers.	1.3358	0.04779	137	97	34	6
1723	You'll really love the privacy on windy days!	1.3358	0.05209	137	101	26	10
1724	The sellers are moving back to Holland.	1.3358	0.04890	137	98	32	7
1725	Tilting is permitted daily from 4 to 7 PM.	1.3358	0.05311	137	102	24	11
1726	It's perfect for augmenting your timing and decision-making skills.	1.3357	0.04602	140	98	37	5
1727	It's not a Trump golf course, but for many people that's a plus.	1.3357	0.05130	140	103	27	10
1728	Okay? Now, on three!	1.3357	0.04713	140	99	35	6
1729	And the unique feature is the revolving door.	1.3357	0.05152	143	106	26	11
1730	Other than occasional acts of Quixotism, there were never any complaints about this property.	1.3357	0.04957	143	104	30	9
1731	The former tenant forgot to use the exit tunnel. It was a windy day.	1.3357	0.04957	143	104	30	9
1732	Wait 'til you see the pool.	1.3357	0.04320	143	98	42	3
1733	Here at Trump Mini Golf Estates every day is below par.	1.3356	0.05259	146	110	23	13
1734	Not only that. Just one hurricane and you’re good for six months.	1.3356	0.04689	146	104	35	7
1735	Now I know it seems like we have been tilting at windmills with those other houses in the neighborhood, but I think this house is a real hole in one.	1.3356	0.04627	149	106	36	7
1736	Time is of the essence.	1.3356	0.04627	149	106	36	7
1737	It's a great yard for just puttering around.	1.3356	0.04724	149	107	34	8
1738	it's our model for those who like to putter	1.3356	0.04724	149	107	34	8
1739	A bit tricky to get in on a windy day	1.3355	0.05193	152	115	23	14
1740	It's perfect if you enjoy puttering around the house.	1.3333	0.05377	138	104	22	12
1741	It’s just a matter of practice.	1.3333	0.05067	120	85	30	5
1742	The electric bills are quite low, but some of the rooms can be a little drafty.	1.3333	0.05120	123	88	29	6
1743	Admittedly, access and egress can be a little dicey.	1.3333	0.05316	129	95	25	9
1744	This hybrid home keeps pesky birds away while lowering your electric bill!”	1.3333	0.05120	132	96	28	8
1745	Yes, it is expensive, but you can always go Dutch.	1.3333	0.05521	126	94	22	10
1746	This house is a mill, but the owners are willing to sell for half.	1.3333	0.05429	129	96	23	10
1747	It needs a little work, but it’s a great buy if you don’t mind a little puttering around.	1.3333	0.05480	111	80	25	6
1748	Par 4 sounds high, i know, but i think we can get them down to a par 3	1.3333	0.04861	138	99	32	7
1749	The front door security system either keeps ‘em out or it wipes ‘em out.	1.3333	0.04792	141	101	33	7
1750	It's in a walkable neighborhood.	1.3333	0.04912	126	89	32	5
1751	You can have it for a breeze.	1.3333	0.05563	117	86	23	8
1752	It's energy-efficient, near a church, and it backs up onto a golf course.	1.3333	0.04889	132	94	32	6
1753	Don't worry, they'll yell fore.	1.3333	0.04856	117	81	33	3
1754	The price of this home is par for the course.	1.3333	0.05138	147	110	25	12
1755	Actually, it’s a fantastic price for a par 3.	1.3333	0.04726	144	103	34	7
1756	I have one more to show you. It’s down three hills and around a bend.	1.3333	0.05201	129	94	27	8
1757	Neighborhood is very child-friendly.	1.3333	0.05164	126	91	28	7
1758	Ok, so it’s not the 18th hole, but...	1.3333	0.04726	144	103	34	7
1759	It’s usually pretty quiet, except when someone gets a hole-in-one.	1.3333	0.05285	126	92	26	8
1760	This satisfies both your requirements: Historic and Green	1.3333	0.04702	135	95	35	5
1761	It also comes with solar.	1.3333	0.05648	129	98	19	12
1762	You did say you were looking for something right on the golf course, did you not?	1.3333	0.05563	117	86	23	8
1763	It’s not that bad, you just have to time yourself.	1.3333	0.05616	123	92	21	10
1764	But the schools are very good.....	1.3333	0.05285	126	92	26	8
1765	The timing for entry and exit is a little tricky - especially on windy days- but the utility bills are near zero!	1.3333	0.05616	123	92	21	10
1766	You can generate your own power but I wouldn’t go outside when it is windy.	1.3333	0.04928	144	105	30	9
1767	We like the Scandinavian styling, but could we see something a little more clown mouthy?	1.3333	0.05374	123	90	25	8
1768	The wind power saves on electricity bills, plus it has a ballroom in the basement.	1.3333	0.05232	132	97	26	9
1769	This model has the best security system in the complex.	1.3333	0.05040	126	90	30	6
1770	The previous owner was an avid golfer and a big fan of renewable energy.	1.3333	0.05496	123	91	23	9
1771	Sorry, we don't do sub par mortgages.	1.3333	0.05963	126	98	14	14
1772	Timing is everything in getting into the housing market	1.3333	0.05291	117	84	27	6
1773	Now you do understand, the wind is not included.	1.3333	0.05120	132	96	28	8
1774	This is a little more open concept than we're looking for.	1.3333	0.04250	153	106	43	4
1775	Two words: Big Balls.	1.3333	0.05593	120	89	22	9
1776	I wish I could tell you it has a miniature price.	1.3333	0.04897	141	102	31	8
1777	I say we let them play through.	1.3333	0.04954	147	108	29	10
1778	But if you can get the car into the garage in one attempt, the local carwash will give you a free pass.	1.3333	0.05563	117	86	23	8
1779	I SAID, IT'S ENERGY EFFICIENT, BUT YOU HAVE TO GET USED TO THE REVOLVING DOORS.	1.3333	0.05539	129	97	21	11
1780	A Quixotic Home at a Sancho Price!	1.3333	0.05429	129	96	23	10
1781	And we have walk and don't walk signs in the living room.	1.3333	0.05564	135	103	19	13
1782	Getting in or out can be a little iffy .	1.3333	0.04769	132	93	34	5
1783	Full disclosure: There is a volcano nearby, but it is dormant.	1.3333	0.05800	114	85	20	9
1784	I can let you have it for five under par	1.3333	0.05593	120	89	22	9
1785	Oh yes, this is a tremendous kids' neighborhood!	1.3333	0.05932	114	86	18	10
1786	The owner wants to move back to Spain to pursue new adventures.	1.3333	0.05285	126	92	26	8
1787	You mentioned you wanted to live on a golf course.	1.3333	0.05232	132	97	26	9
1788	Except for the wind, it's the perfect place if you like small towns and golf."	1.3333	0.05043	135	98	29	8
1789	I hope it's up to par with your standards.	1.3333	0.05357	105	74	27	4
1790	Well Mr. Smith, is this anything like the windmills in your mind"	1.3333	0.05257	135	100	25	10
1791	The master looks right on to hole 18.	1.3333	0.05539	129	97	21	11
1792	Full disclosure: It's a bit drafty, and the neighbors live in a shoe.	1.3333	0.05083	129	93	29	7
1793	This place has 24/7 security provided by the gator on hole 7 and that clown on hole 18.	1.3333	0.05734	123	93	19	11
1794	And you'll be living right on the golf course!	1.3333	0.05361	135	101	23	11
1795	This way you don’t need solar.	1.3333	0.05120	123	88	29	6
1796	Think of it more as being where the action is.	1.3312	0.04370	157	111	40	6
1797	Yes, it might be a bit drafty, but I think you'll appreciate the freshly ground flour each day.	1.3311	0.04672	151	109	34	8
1798	This golf community is perfect for those who don't like to drive, hate to weed, and understand the importance of good timing."	1.3310	0.04899	145	106	30	9
1799	It's an Elon Musk design. Jump in that hole and you're at work in 3 minutes.	1.3310	0.04596	145	103	36	6
1800	The place is great, but I'd add a side entrance.	1.3310	0.04764	142	102	33	7
1801	And this back yard is a great place to putter!	1.3310	0.05069	142	105	27	10
1802	We only provide the best housing for our customers. Ever heard of the lady who lived in a shoe?	1.3310	0.04764	142	102	33	7
1803	. . . and, if someone actually makes the putt, you get to keep the ball.	1.3310	0.04969	142	104	29	9
1804	Wait 'til you see how low the monthly electric bill is!	1.3310	0.04550	142	100	37	5
1805	It's a matter of timing.	1.3309	0.04831	139	100	32	7
1806	"This Dutch Modern needs minimal landscaping and it generates its own electricity.	1.3309	0.04722	139	99	34	6
1807	As you can see, this house comes with its own security system.	1.3309	0.04674	136	96	35	5
1808	This prime site on the 18th hole suddenly became available. The previous owners had an unfortunate accident.	1.3309	0.04789	136	97	33	6
1809	Just use the back door if the wind is blowing more than 5 mph.	1.3309	0.05011	136	99	29	8
1810	It's a great starter home, only a par 2!	1.3309	0.04674	136	96	35	5
1811	The neighborhood is perfect for kids.	1.3308	0.05088	133	97	28	8
1812	Yes, it is a bit of a hole.	1.3308	0.05198	133	98	26	9
1813	It’s walking distance to a school, a loopty-loop, a T-rex and a snack bar. And no one in this neighborhood ever locks their doors!	1.3308	0.04975	133	96	30	7
1814	Bob...as requested, your home comes with your very own private golf course!	1.3308	0.05307	133	99	24	10
1815	And a hole-in-one takes a full point off your interest rate!	1.3308	0.05088	133	97	28	8
1816	I'm telling you... Putt putt is the new oceanfront.	1.3308	0.05198	133	98	26	9
1817	OK when I say go we are going to run to the dot then when I say go we are going to run inside. Got that?	1.3308	0.05198	133	98	26	9
1818	Are you going Dutch?	1.3308	0.05198	133	98	26	9
1819	The former tenant forgot to look both ways before exiting!	1.3308	0.04618	133	93	36	4
1820	Some people worry about security, but trust me, it’s much harder to get in than it looks like.	1.3308	0.05088	133	97	28	8
1821	Rest assured, most people miss their shots.	1.3308	0.05167	130	95	27	8
1822	Yes, and it's right on the golf course.	1.3308	0.05393	130	97	23	10
1823	Timing. Timing. Timing.	1.3308	0.05167	130	95	27	8
1824	And no electric bill.	1.3308	0.05281	130	96	25	9
1825	And it's got superb ventilation.	1.3308	0.04931	130	93	31	6
1826	Well, there are 18 units in the association, and it is strongly recommended that owners do summer elsewhere.	1.3308	0.04931	130	93	31	6
1827	Now let's talk about the elephant in the room.	1.3307	0.05483	127	95	22	10
1828	This one has it all - 100% green energy, low maintenance yard, and a kitschy curb appeal.	1.3307	0.04880	127	90	32	5
1829	Nothing to worry about! This is Amsterdam, not La Mancha.	1.3307	0.05250	127	93	26	8
1830	On three, I say we run for it!	1.3307	0.05483	127	95	22	10
1831	It practically pays for itself.	1.3307	0.05130	127	92	28	7
1832	You don't need a gardener but you may want a caddy.	1.3307	0.04880	127	90	32	5
1833	And as you can see, it uses the latest in wind power generation. You just need to go in the front door quickly.	1.3307	0.05007	127	91	30	6
1834	Naturally, going in or out, timing is essential	1.3307	0.05250	127	93	26	8
1835	Try to time your entries and exits according to prevailing winds.	1.3307	0.05368	127	94	24	9
1836	This next house is best for a couple with a very regular schedule.	1.3306	0.05458	124	92	23	9
1837	Great natural light. Outstanding rooftop views. And a knockout foyer.	1.3306	0.05577	124	93	21	10
1838	You have a nutty neighbor you'll have to keep an eye out for, a Mr. Quixote.	1.3306	0.05694	124	94	19	11
1839	The previous owners were the Millers.	1.3306	0.05694	124	94	19	11
1840	Heating this place will be a breeze	1.3306	0.05428	121	89	24	8
1841	Just one thing before I show you the interior--we won't be able to all go in together.	1.3306	0.05299	121	88	26	7
1842	And the electric bills, ZIP!	1.3306	0.05299	121	88	26	7
1843	If this is out of your price range, I have a nice place next to the clown.	1.3306	0.05553	121	90	22	9
1844	I think this is the perfect fit for you two! It's on a golf course, it's got Old World charm, and the rotating windmill keeps solicitors away.	1.3306	0.05553	121	90	22	9
1845	The walls are structurally sound, but there's a hole in one.	1.3306	0.05553	121	90	22	9
1846	Your comings and goings must be carefully timed.	1.3306	0.05299	121	88	26	7
1847	Not to worry, when there's no wind, there's no problem.	1.3305	0.05523	118	87	23	8
1848	This home is on par with your budget.	1.3305	0.05652	118	88	21	9
1849	In the housing market, timing is everything.	1.3305	0.05523	118	87	23	8
1850	Trust me. It really doesn’t matter. No one plays minature golf today.	1.3304	0.05485	115	84	24	7
1851	You will just love living on the golf course and not having to mow the grass!	1.3304	0.05051	115	81	30	4
1852	It's loaded with charm. You just have to be a little careful when you step out on a windy day.	1.3304	0.05344	115	83	26	6
1853	With cash up front, I can get you in the door of this place, although it might take a few tries.	1.3290	0.04939	155	116	27	12
1854	I think you are going to love it here. But I also think you might want to reconsider buying that dachshund.	1.3290	0.05105	155	118	23	14
1855	If you're alert and nimble and stick close to the walls, I'm sure you'll be very happy here.	1.3289	0.04646	152	110	34	8
1856	Yes, it’s expensive. But you save a lot on electricity.	1.3289	0.04199	149	103	43	3
1857	Hole 7 is the most sought after address on any course.	1.3288	0.04967	146	108	28	10
1858	The lawns are fake but that’s par for the course.	1.3288	0.04967	146	108	28	10
1859	If you like golf you're going to LOVE this next place	1.3286	0.05311	140	106	22	12
1860	You'll learn to time your entrances and exits.	1.3285	0.04760	137	98	33	6
1861	I strongly advise against making a quixotic decision.	1.3285	0.05294	137	103	23	11
1862	On the fairway AND a tax credit for energy efficiency!	1.3285	0.04872	137	99	31	7
1863	It's ideal for a couple that likes to putter around the house.	1.3285	0.05087	137	101	27	9
1864	Access is slightly trickier on windy days.	1.3285	0.05294	137	103	23	11
1865	Well, it fits your budget and has a breathtaking view of the back nine.	1.3285	0.05087	137	101	27	9
1866	Entering into a new home like this is really all about timing.	1.3284	0.05056	134	98	28	8
1867	You said you always wanted to live on a golf course....	1.3284	0.05165	134	99	26	9
1868	Okay, here we are at house number three. Try not to get swept away by this option, folks!	1.3284	0.04829	134	96	32	6
1869	It’s like living near the airport, you just get used to it eventually.	1.3282	0.04778	131	93	33	5
1870	And you get to keep all the balls lost on your property.	1.3282	0.04654	131	92	35	4
1871	The average savings in electricity is $3,600 a year, which you can put toward medical bills.	1.3282	0.05247	131	97	25	9
1872	It's right on the golf course.	1.3282	0.05573	131	100	19	12
1873	Three bedrooms, 2 baths. Well priced. And it comes with a life time supply of whole wheat flour...	1.3281	0.05216	128	94	26	8
1874	The Mulligans are willing to concede that.”	1.3281	0.05446	128	96	22	10
1875	And it backs on to a golf course.	1.3281	0.05216	128	94	26	8
1876	The membership fees are very affordable.	1.3281	0.05216	128	94	26	8
1877	...and not a penny ever for greens fees!"	1.3281	0.05216	128	94	26	8
1878	Do you play golf?	1.3280	0.05051	125	90	29	6
1879	And we also offer hole-in-one insurance!	1.3280	0.05539	125	94	21	10
1880	First, let me explain the security system to you.	1.3280	0.04922	125	89	31	5
1881	If you prefer solar, I'll show you the home on hole 3.	1.3280	0.05654	125	95	19	11
1882	You'll never again pay an electric bill.	1.3280	0.05421	125	93	23	9
1883	Three beds, two baths, par four.	1.3280	0.05178	125	91	27	7
1884	Like I said, it's a risky investment. I don't know if you have the balls to buy it.	1.3279	0.05514	122	91	22	9
1885	It's a wind generator to power your solar panels.	1.3279	0.04861	122	86	32	4
1886	The Tudor on the back nine was not in your price range.	1.3279	0.05263	122	89	26	7
1887	On the bright side, you won't be bothered by solicitors on windy days	1.3279	0.05390	122	90	24	8
1888	Your condo fees are already included in the green fees.	1.3279	0.05132	122	88	28	6
1889	True. But with the hole in FRONT of the door the risk is substantially reduced.	1.3279	0.05514	122	91	22	9
1890	Your front door security system works even better when there's a gale force wind blowing.	1.3277	0.05483	119	88	23	8
1891	Trust me, you’re far more likely to go underwater with the castle.	1.3277	0.04936	119	84	31	4
1892	I understand you folks are open to Dutch Revival ?	1.3277	0.05860	119	91	17	11
1893	Solar power is so yesterday.	1.3276	0.05581	116	86	22	8
1894	Not to put any pressure on you, but golf course views tend to sell quickly”	1.3276	0.05306	116	84	26	6
1895	This one’s got central air!	1.3274	0.05543	113	83	23	7
1896	On the upside, you'll get free air conditioning and golf privileges.	1.3274	0.05543	113	83	23	7
1897	Yes, there's a reason they placed the door on that side.	1.3274	0.05543	113	83	23	7
1898	Real estate, it’s just hit or miss.	1.3274	0.05399	113	82	25	6
1899	It's a great neighborhood! Have you ever played dodge ball?	1.3271	0.05439	107	77	25	5
1900	To live in this house, you've got to have some pretty big balls.	1.3271	0.06053	107	81	17	9
1901	Great neighborhood and everything's close enough that you'll never have to drive.	1.3269	0.05707	104	76	22	6
1902	Look Steve, I'm going to level with you... This place is a hole.	1.3268	0.04979	153	115	26	12
1903	If you want to stretch the budget, we can get you into a clown’s mouth.	1.3267	0.04960	150	112	27	11
1904	Named the most challenging house in Mini Golf Estates.	1.3267	0.04777	150	110	31	9
1905	The front entrance is a little tricky, but it generates its own electricity.	1.3265	0.04745	147	107	32	8
1906	And there's a good breeze year-round.	1.3264	0.04811	144	105	31	8
1907	You're lucky it's still available. The last couple I showed it to, put a bid in, but then tried to enter on the count of "2" instead of "3".	1.3264	0.04605	144	103	35	6
1908	The front nine already sold out so I'd make an offer fast.	1.3262	0.04879	141	103	30	8
1909	I guarantee you. There’s nothing miniature about it.	1.3262	0.04774	141	102	32	7
1910	I really think you'll like this Dutch-style charmer overlooking the 9th fairway.	1.3262	0.04982	141	104	28	9
1911	Trust me, it's a better deal than the laughing clown house.	1.3261	0.04618	138	98	35	5
1912	and you'll notice it is quite convenient to the course	1.3261	0.04842	138	100	31	7
1913	It takes a little getting used to, but it's great for deterring the in-laws!	1.3259	0.04682	135	96	34	5
1914	Just think of all the electricity you can sell.	1.3259	0.04913	135	98	30	7
1915	The owner built this part of the Mar-a-Lago resort for when he was feeling inadequate.	1.3259	0.05344	135	102	22	11
1916	And the electricity is included.	1.3259	0.05239	135	101	24	10
1917	It's open concept and energy efficient.	1.3259	0.04314	135	93	40	2
1918	And of course there's plenty of room to just mill about.	1.3259	0.05133	135	100	26	9
1919	I'm tellin' ya, this property's a hole in one!	1.3259	0.05024	135	99	28	8
1920	...and you can say good-bye to uninvited guests.	1.3259	0.04799	135	97	32	6
1921	Tilting at windmills on your bucket list?	1.3259	0.05133	135	100	26	9
1922	This place is perfect if you like puttering around the house.	1.3258	0.05213	132	98	25	9
1923	You get to keep all the stray balls AND it has a Dutch oven.	1.3258	0.05101	132	97	27	8
1924	Green technology, but the security system's a little tricky.	1.3258	0.05430	132	100	21	11
1925	Maxi golf, it's the next big thing.	1.3258	0.05430	132	100	21	11
1926	But you said you wanted a golf community.	1.3258	0.04869	132	95	31	6
1927	So if you time it right you'll have plenty of money for retirement. I suggest a combination of term and hole life.	1.3256	0.05521	129	98	20	11
1928	Sure, it's a quirky house, but it's right on the fairway.	1.3256	0.04942	129	93	30	6
1929	Each time you get through the door, a bell rings and you get a free game.	1.3256	0.04942	129	93	30	6
1930	The Will states it's yours now. Consider it a windfall	1.3256	0.04818	129	92	32	5
1931	Par 4 quality at par 3 pricing. Wind power. And quiet — most people quit before the 18th hole.	1.3256	0.04942	129	93	30	6
1932	You're kidding, right? Your name really isn't Don Quixote.	1.3256	0.04942	129	93	30	6
1933	This IS mid-century modern	1.3254	0.05018	126	91	29	6
1934	The market here is all about timing.	1.3254	0.05143	126	92	27	7
1935	Falling into the cup. Seen it. Covered it.	1.3254	0.05384	126	94	23	9
1936	This place is as green as they come.	1.3254	0.04890	126	90	31	5
1937	Imagine your weekends puttering around the house.	1.3254	0.05384	126	94	23	9
1938	Perfect place to putter around	1.3252	0.04965	123	88	30	5
1939	It's easy once you get the timing right and it's entirely green	1.3252	0.05596	123	93	20	10
1940	Yes indeed, when it comes to buying houses, timing is everything!	1.3252	0.04829	123	87	32	4
1941	The sellers are downsizing to a pinball machine.	1.3252	0.04965	123	88	30	5
1942	Just don't go in or out when the wind's blowing.	1.3252	0.05227	123	90	26	7
1943	...... with the added benefit of discouraging Jehovah's witnesses.	1.3252	0.05353	123	91	24	8
1944	I haven't told anyone else but...it also grinds corn!	1.3250	0.05444	120	89	23	8
1945	It's quite obvious why the price was dropped, but the location is fantastic"...	1.3250	0.04758	120	84	33	3
1946	You did say you wanted a home on the 18th green.	1.3250	0.05314	120	88	25	7
1947	The balls are bigger too, but you’ll get used to it	1.3250	0.05314	120	88	25	7
1948	Imagine how much money you can save grinding your own corn!	1.3250	0.05571	120	90	21	9
1949	Resort living with a view of the eighteenth hole.	1.3250	0.04903	120	85	31	4
1950	Look both ways when crossing the living room.	1.3248	0.04538	157	114	35	8
1951	It's charming, and you save a ton on your electric bill.	1.3248	0.05406	117	86	24	7
1952	You asked for a house on a golf course, but with your budget........	1.3248	0.05268	117	85	26	6
1953	And if you decide to buy it, I'd avoid taking Ambien.	1.3247	0.04687	154	113	32	9
1954	Each unit in our Mini Golf Retirement Village is unique. This one offers plenty of fresh air and ventilation.	1.3246	0.05359	114	83	25	6
1955	Typical summertime traffic but really quiet in the winter. And it certainly beats the clown you’re liv’n in now.	1.3246	0.05359	114	83	25	6
1956	It's a seller's market. Timing is everything.	1.3243	0.04815	148	109	30	9
1957	There are no HSA fees and the golf is free	1.3243	0.05602	111	82	22	7
1958	Yes, off the grid and with a golf course view!	1.3241	0.04882	145	107	29	9
1959	It will be great once you get into the swing of things.	1.3239	0.04850	142	104	30	8
1960	The last owner got a hole in one on the first try	1.3239	0.04746	142	103	32	7
1961	Tiny houses are all the rage right now and this one is a real hole-in-one.	1.3239	0.05052	142	106	26	10
1962	The wooden shoes are optional.	1.3237	0.04703	139	100	33	6
1963	It's really only a problem in the summer months.	1.3237	0.04813	139	101	31	7
1964	And the decapitation insurance is quite reasonable	1.3235	0.04993	136	100	28	8
1965	Central air? I don't think so.	1.3235	0.04882	136	99	30	7
1966	You might say that we’ve made child’s play out of home security.	1.3235	0.04882	136	99	30	7
1967	You'll be off the grid.	1.3235	0.04882	136	99	30	7
1968	Yes, but think about the low energy costs.	1.3235	0.04769	136	98	32	6
1969	It's a great neighborhood, and you only have to risk death twice a day.	1.3235	0.04993	136	100	28	8
1970	Upgrading from the hole to a moat would be surprisingly affordable.	1.3235	0.04535	136	96	36	4
1971	It's just the one room, but there is a lake and ferris wheel right around the corner.	1.3233	0.05068	133	98	27	8
1972	Wait till you see the security system.	1.3233	0.05288	133	100	23	10
1973	Don Quixote Realtors at your service.	1.3233	0.05068	133	98	27	8
1974	The best part is you never have to cut the lawn.	1.3233	0.04719	133	95	33	5
1975	It's perfect -- a quaint village on a golf course, where the President plays twice a week.	1.3233	0.05179	133	99	25	9
1976	And this is our premium home, where almost no balls go through!	1.3233	0.04838	133	96	31	6
1977	Have you decided which of you is going to pay, or are you going Dutch	1.3232	0.05529	99	71	24	4
1978	So you're looking for a home closer to the fairway."	1.3231	0.04910	130	94	30	6
1979	The Millers? What a coincidence!	1.3231	0.05147	130	96	26	8
1980	It's called oscillating Feng Shui.	1.3231	0.05147	130	96	26	8
1981	Off the grid, what's not to like?	1.3231	0.05030	130	95	28	7
1982	... and if you like the beach, you'll love to hear that it's only a two-minute walk to a sand bunker near the water hazard	1.3231	0.05030	130	95	28	7
1983	Let's wait for the wind to die down and this putt before I show you the beautiful interior?	1.3231	0.05374	130	98	22	10
1984	Of course we can lubricate the windmill and fill in the hole in the front yard before we close.	1.3228	0.04985	127	92	29	6
1985	It's everything you wanted: kid-friendly; renewable-ready; fun part of town.	1.3228	0.04985	127	92	29	6
1986	Now that we are clear on the sustainability features of the house, we can address the elephant in the room.	1.3228	0.04985	127	92	29	6
1987	Just think of how much you’ll save on your electric bill...	1.3228	0.05230	127	94	25	8
1988	This is one of the more challenging properties I am listing ....	1.3228	0.05230	127	94	25	8
1989	Make ‘em a low ball offer.	1.3226	0.05191	124	91	26	7
1990	This is as close to a lighthouse as it is possible to purchase in Iowa	1.3226	0.05063	124	90	28	6
1991	You'll get in on the bottom floor of the small house movement.	1.3226	0.05557	124	94	20	10
1992	Why yes. It was listed as golf course living.	1.3226	0.05191	124	91	26	7
1993	The sellers are very motivated, they're moving to hole 12.	1.3226	0.05191	124	91	26	7
1994	As you can see this part of Lilliput has become gentrified.	1.3226	0.05063	124	90	28	6
1995	To get in on this deal, it's all in the timing.	1.3226	0.05316	124	92	24	8
1996	Out of personal experience, I suggest you watch your step.	1.3226	0.05063	124	90	28	6
1997	True, Mrs. Van Dyke, but only on windy days....	1.3226	0.04797	124	88	32	4
1998	It'd be perfect should one of you develop a handicap.	1.3226	0.05557	124	94	20	10
1999	Yes, it's a fixer. But the energy credits are amazing!	1.3223	0.05145	121	88	27	6
2000	Besides being energy-independent, your home is now 25% more secure!	1.3223	0.05145	121	88	27	6
2001	It comes with a par 3 garage.	1.3223	0.05532	121	91	21	9
2002	The good news is that you are surrounded by other par 3 properties.	1.3221	0.04070	149	103	44	2
2003	...And it's perfect for someone who likes to putter around the house.	1.3220	0.05367	118	87	24	7
2004	The monotonous creaking will help you sleep, and you'll never have to worry about unwanted sales and church people.	1.3220	0.05230	118	86	26	6
2005	Since you’re just dating you can go Dutch on it.	1.3220	0.05500	118	88	22	8
2006	This model is called "The Impossible Dream House".	1.3220	0.05500	118	88	22	8
2007	The energy savings will sweep you off your feet.	1.3220	0.05367	118	87	24	7
2008	This house has everything on your wish list--light and airy with an open floor plan, a fun-filled design for entertaining, and a distinctive and welcoming front entryway.	1.3220	0.04945	118	84	30	4
2009	Not only is it energy efficient, but the location is right on the 14th hole.	1.3220	0.04945	118	84	30	4
2010	And if this isn’t what you’re after, I also have a castle with an uncontrollable drawbridge over on the 7th.	1.3219	0.04854	146	108	29	9
2011	Sure, it's a little tricky getting in and out, but your utility bills will be practically nothing!	1.3219	0.04447	146	104	37	5
2012	It's a little cozy, but the neighborhood's nice and quiet since they moved the pirate ship to hole 18.	1.3217	0.05461	115	85	23	7
2013	In the interest of disclosure, I must tell you this house is a par four	1.3217	0.05461	115	85	23	7
2014	So, Mr. Quixote, you mention there is a bit of family history involved here.	1.3217	0.05319	115	84	25	6
2015	Giant golf balls do roll in every once in a while, but you get used to it	1.3217	0.04718	143	104	32	7
2016	Lucky for you, it has the highest hole in one rating on the course.	1.3214	0.05413	112	82	24	6
2017	You want to use the back door.	1.3214	0.05107	112	80	28	4
2018	It's a windmill, just like the President	1.3214	0.05196	140	106	23	11
2019	It’s also haunted.	1.3214	0.05390	140	108	19	13
2020	Utilities included for life.	1.3214	0.04564	140	100	35	5
2021	Yes, you're right, but the big paddles keep most of them out.	1.3214	0.04994	140	104	27	9
2022	Great buy! Master suite, two additional bedrooms, two full baths, upgraded kitchen and fully off the grid.	1.3212	0.04626	137	98	34	5
2023	You guys wanted a gated community with a golf course, so at seven million this is a steal in San Francisco!	1.3212	0.05173	137	103	24	10
2024	I will say the architecture here strongly favors the nimble.	1.3212	0.04852	137	100	30	7
2025	Thanks for coming to this open house.	1.3212	0.04962	137	101	28	8
2026	I know you said green was important.	1.3212	0.04740	137	99	32	6
2027	This one goes for three hundred, but if you're looking for something a little cheaper, we have the clown's mouth for two-seventy-five.	1.3209	0.04569	134	95	35	4
2028	Look, this is the only one in town!	1.3209	0.04569	134	95	35	4
2029	To be honest ,it can get a little breezy .	1.3209	0.04923	134	98	29	7
2030	We lovingly refer to this model as the 'Don Qui-Hole-in-One'	1.3209	0.05036	134	99	27	8
2031	It's quaint, charming, and you can work on your short game.	1.3209	0.04923	134	98	29	7
2032	But the ball almost never makes it in the front door.	1.3209	0.04690	134	96	33	5
2033	Tulips, always plant tulips.	1.3209	0.05360	134	102	21	11
2034	One bedroom, air conditioned...Charming old world facade and a yard to putter in...Those were your criteria, no?	1.3206	0.04998	131	96	28	7
2035	I said we wanted a place ON a golf course not IN a golf course.	1.3206	0.05227	131	98	24	9
2036	This house is a steal. Electricity from wind power and a golf course view.	1.3206	0.04757	131	94	32	5
2037	I cannot emphasize enough how important it is to have a good exit strategy in place before you invest in this property.	1.3206	0.05114	131	97	26	8
2038	But, Don Quixote is your neighbor.	1.3206	0.05114	131	97	26	8
2039	It’s a bit over budget, but you are on the first hole.	1.3206	0.05227	131	98	24	9
2040	We’ve managed to reduce the possibility of home invasion robbery by 25 percent.	1.3206	0.04879	131	95	30	6
2041	Of course you can ‘Go Dutch’ with the payments	1.3205	0.04546	156	114	34	8
2042	Just what you asked for, an affordable, active community.	1.3205	0.04360	156	112	38	6
2043	It’s the latest in green living.	1.3203	0.05075	128	94	27	7
2044	…And your electricity bills would be quite low…	1.3203	0.05075	128	94	27	7
2045	One pill makes you larger	1.3203	0.05312	128	96	23	9
2046	You’ ve been looking for a sweet deal on golf course property, right? How about this cottage right on the green?	1.3203	0.05075	128	94	27	7
2047	I know this isn’t as nice as the water-hazard-front property but that was way out of your budget.	1.3203	0.05075	128	94	27	7
2048	You DO know the windmill house is the best property on this golf course, right?	1.3203	0.05195	128	95	25	8
2049	How do you feel about letting 'em play through?	1.3200	0.05400	125	94	22	9
2050	You get the whole white picket fence thing without feeling so trapped.	1.3200	0.05029	125	91	28	6
2051	Because it’s a World Heritage Site, you couldn’t make exterior alterations.	1.3200	0.05634	125	96	18	11
2052	As you can see, there is nothing miniature about it.	1.3200	0.05400	125	94	22	9
2053	Believe me, it is better than solar and forces you to exercise	1.3200	0.04765	125	89	32	4
2054	Did I mention it comes with a pool?	1.3200	0.05518	125	95	20	10
2055	And the commute is easy, except for the last part.	1.3197	0.05240	122	90	25	7
2056	You're in luck, because in the windy season this place will cost you and arm and a leg.	1.3197	0.04975	122	88	29	5
2057	But you said you wanted a golf view.	1.3197	0.05109	122	89	27	6
2058	Or, if you prefer, I can show you a lovely "angry gorilla" property just around the corner.	1.3197	0.05109	122	89	27	6
2059	The housing crisis has affected every industry.	1.3197	0.05240	122	90	25	7
2060	WHEN IT'S WINDY IT'LL BE GOOD TO STAY INDOORS.	1.3197	0.05368	122	91	23	8
2061	It's the only wind powered unit in the Hole neighborhood.	1.3197	0.05240	122	90	25	7
2062	Neighborhood's a little under par, but it's a short drive to work.	1.3197	0.05240	122	90	25	7
2063	Don't worry, no one ever gets it into the windmill.	1.3194	0.04479	144	103	36	5
2064	If this isn't your thing, I've got a clown's mouth listing that's priced to move.	1.3194	0.04992	144	108	26	10
2065	People love the open floor plan.	1.3194	0.04586	144	104	34	6
2066	The ball hardly ever comes through.	1.3194	0.04893	144	107	28	9
2067	In this neighborhood, a fixer-upper is par for the course.	1.3194	0.04992	144	108	26	10
2068	It is completely powered by sustainable energy and it has a great view of the 18th hole.	1.3193	0.05193	119	87	26	6
2069	The current owners are motivated to sell. Consider it a guaranteed hole in one.	1.3193	0.04911	119	85	30	4
2070	Think of it this way. It's like you're always on vacation.	1.3193	0.04612	119	83	34	2
2071	Think of it as a challenge every day.	1.3193	0.05328	119	88	24	7
2072	If this isn't your style I can show you a 3 bedroom with a loop-the-loop.	1.3191	0.04861	141	104	29	8
2073	The white picket fence? The current owner, uh, repurposed it.	1.3191	0.05065	141	106	25	10
2074	This cute home is part of an exclusive miniature golf course community	1.3191	0.04648	141	102	33	6
2075	I hear you like to golf	1.3191	0.04755	141	103	31	7
2076	You'll be the first on your block with renewable energy.	1.3191	0.04537	141	101	35	5
2077	No garage, but you won't be driving on this course.	1.3191	0.05261	141	108	21	12
2078	Yes...it's a bit smaller but, it's right on the golf course.	1.3191	0.04648	141	102	33	6
2079	Please remember that the covenant requires that you always leave the doors open	1.3190	0.05421	116	86	23	7
2080	And wait till you see the keyless entry!	1.3190	0.05691	116	88	19	9
2081	In your price range this was the best option with a golf course view.	1.3190	0.05281	116	85	25	6
2082	With the right timing you can make it right to the second floor.	1.3188	0.05141	138	104	24	10
2083	As I mentioned at your first visit, there may occasionally be times were you may not want to leave the house	1.3188	0.05243	138	105	22	11
2084	To be honest, we're not entirely sure where it leads.	1.3188	0.04931	138	102	28	8
2085	And the power generation alone will provide you a guaranteed income for life.	1.3188	0.04712	138	100	32	6
2086	This is one of the newest models from Don Quixote modular homes.	1.3188	0.04598	138	99	34	5
2087	This is great starter home while you are young, fit, and childless.	1.3188	0.05141	138	104	24	10
2088	The pirate's cove might be more in your price range.	1.3188	0.04712	138	100	32	6
2089	You'd never have to mow again.	1.3188	0.04482	138	98	36	4
2090	And it’s got the very latest in sustainably-sourced energy.	1.3186	0.05070	113	81	28	4
2091	For windy days, there is a backdoor	1.3186	0.05518	113	84	22	7
2092	The kids will love it.	1.3185	0.04661	135	97	33	5
2093	If balls are a problem, and the blades aren’t cutting it, you could always add a drawbridge or a metal loop-de-loop.	1.3185	0.04661	135	97	33	5
2094	. . . however, the seller retains playing privileges.	1.3185	0.04541	135	96	35	4
2095	The area is zoned for both residential and comical.	1.3185	0.04893	135	99	29	7
2096	Yes, but you get to keep all the golf balls that come through the door	1.3185	0.04893	135	99	29	7
2097	Real estate is about being at the right place at the right time.	1.3185	0.04893	135	99	29	7
2098	You're only a par from the church and a birdie from the zoo.	1.3185	0.05114	135	101	25	9
2099	I don't know... I'm just not a fan of those granite counter tops	1.3185	0.05428	135	104	19	12
2100	It's only a par 3 now but with a little TLC you'll have a par 4 before you know it.	1.3185	0.05114	135	101	25	9
2101	It has the latest green energy features.	1.3185	0.04661	135	97	33	5
2102	You know what they say, “rotation, rotation, rotation”	1.3185	0.04661	135	97	33	5
2103	This House has all the charm of a Dutch Colonial and is on a golf course.	1.3182	0.04579	154	113	33	8
2104	See, in this neighbourhood you'd just call it regular golf	1.3182	0.05193	132	99	24	9
2105	Welcome to the open house.	1.3182	0.04579	154	113	33	8
2106	The windmill? It's par for the course.	1.3182	0.06574	88	67	14	7
2107	Security is intermittent	1.3182	0.05314	110	80	25	5
2108	Be careful with the front door. Especially on a windy day.	1.3179	0.04733	151	112	30	9
2109	...and its Energy Star rating is 'off the charts!'	1.3178	0.04795	129	93	31	5
2110	...and the lease includes free insurance against blunt trauma and dismemberment.	1.3178	0.05390	129	98	21	10
2111	I don't know why they call it mini golf. Everything is huge.	1.3178	0.05042	129	95	27	7
2112	Did I mention that any balls that make it in belong to you?	1.3178	0.05160	129	96	25	8
2113	If parking is that important, we can show you the Fire Station at #7.	1.3178	0.05276	129	97	23	9
2114	And there are no green fees.	1.3178	0.04920	129	94	29	6
2115	What did you expect? A castle?	1.3178	0.05160	129	96	25	8
2116	When you hear "Fore!" you run upstairs now, okay ?	1.3178	0.05042	129	95	27	7
2117	Of course, nothing says you have to let them play through.	1.3175	0.04734	126	90	32	4
2118	Just think of the money you’ll save on electricity	1.3175	0.05121	126	93	26	7
2119	you said we should go dutch	1.3175	0.05363	126	95	22	9
2120	Drafty? No. Why do you ask?	1.3172	0.04765	145	107	30	8
2121	The right time to enter the market changes by the second.	1.3172	0.04765	145	107	30	8
2122	Fairway view!	1.3172	0.04765	145	107	30	8
2123	Are you interested in this as a home, investment property, or guillotine?	1.3172	0.04765	145	107	30	8
2124	It has a couple of drawbacks, but think what you'll save on electricity.	1.3172	0.04663	145	106	32	7
2125	You asked for something "above par" --this is it, on your budget!	1.3172	0.04765	145	107	30	8
2126	Houses don’t get any greener than this one.	1.3172	0.04663	145	106	32	7
2127	In this neighborhood when anyone says'"get outta' the way", just do it.	1.3171	0.05204	123	91	25	7
2128	When the golf ball comes through the doorway,you stand here.	1.3171	0.05454	123	93	21	9
2129	With your budget, this is the best I could do regarding listings on a golf course.	1.3171	0.05099	164	129	18	17
2130	This timeshare unit includes unlimited rounds of golf.	1.3171	0.04941	123	89	29	5
2131	I would suggest buying both properties, in case you get a hole in one.	1.3171	0.05330	123	92	23	8
2132	The grandkids will love it.	1.3171	0.05074	123	90	27	6
2133	Actually, it's a FOOORE!-Closure	1.3169	0.04934	142	106	27	9
2134	Good schools, close to shopping...oh there’s one other thing you need to know.	1.3169	0.04511	142	102	35	5
2135	As I said, it’s A somewhat gated community	1.3169	0.05034	142	107	25	10
2136	It's all about the second floor.	1.3169	0.04727	142	104	31	7
2137	And, you can apply for energy efficient financing.	1.3169	0.04727	142	104	31	7
2138	We can get you out of your Pirate Ship and into this “classic” within the month !!	1.3169	0.04511	142	102	35	5
2139	Let me show you the interior. Immediately.	1.3169	0.04727	142	104	31	7
2140	I know it's not on the course of your dreams but the price is right.	1.3167	0.05019	120	87	28	5
2141	With our windmill home, you save on electricity, speed up your reflexes AND discourage unwanted visitors.	1.3167	0.05421	120	90	22	8
2142	It livens up around here in the summer.	1.3165	0.04455	139	99	36	4
2143	Just let me know. The timing is crucial.	1.3165	0.05210	139	106	22	11
2144	For an extra 20 grand, I can get you on a water hazard.	1.3165	0.05309	139	107	20	12
2145	Elephant? What elephant?	1.3165	0.05109	139	105	24	10
2146	And you'll be happy to know the mortgage rate is way under par.	1.3165	0.04683	139	101	32	6
2147	This one comes with club membership and utilities included.	1.3162	0.05242	117	86	25	6
2148	It's not a run-of-the-mill golf course community.	1.3162	0.05242	117	86	25	6
2149	It's expensive but you could always go Dutch.	1.3162	0.05516	117	88	21	8
2150	Well, it's on a golf course, just like I promised. And I wouldn't worry too much. They almost never make it into the windmill.	1.3162	0.04862	136	100	29	7
2151	It's only a Par 3, but the view is fantastic!	1.3162	0.04973	136	101	27	8
2152	And you have a lovely view of the golf course.	1.3162	0.04514	136	97	35	4
2153	Let me hazard a guess.	1.3162	0.04633	136	98	33	5
2154	You might want to be a bit careful when you are going in or out.	1.3162	0.04862	136	100	29	7
2155	Don't be indecisive. There are a lot of people lined up to go through this house.	1.3162	0.04862	136	100	29	7
2156	This is truly the most exclusive golf course real estate there is! NOBODY gets Windmill. Nobody!	1.3158	0.05269	133	101	22	10
2157	Inspired by Mr. Swift’s book, we call this subdivision “Lilliputt”	1.3158	0.05185	114	83	26	5
2158	I think you'll find that this property is well above par.	1.3158	0.05160	133	100	24	9
2159	On Sunday afternoons you can expect a little more traffic in the neighborhood.	1.3158	0.04934	133	98	28	7
2160	If you time it just right you'll have no problem going in and out.	1.3158	0.05048	133	99	26	8
2161	A hole-in-one no longer qualifies for a zero down mortgage.	1.3158	0.05160	133	100	24	9
2162	... but I can't recommend the neighborhood. Everybody seems pretty teed off.	1.3158	0.04518	152	111	34	7
2163	Buy it today and I'll throw in free club membership.	1.3158	0.05476	114	85	22	7
2164	OK - let me address the elephant in the room. There is a black hole in the front yard of this property.	1.3154	0.04770	149	111	29	9
2165	There is a very small easement with the property.	1.3154	0.04888	130	95	29	6
2166	Why hold out for a dream home when you could move into a family-sized fantasy?	1.3154	0.05126	130	97	25	8
2167	This little gem was once owned by the Quixote family.	1.3154	0.05009	130	96	27	7
2168	It's energy self sufficient and the old woman in the shoe next door loves kids.	1.3154	0.05009	130	96	27	7
2169	It's a starter. You can move up to the 18th later.	1.3154	0.05241	130	98	23	9
2170	I like to think the blades add a unique level of excitement to the entryway. And you'll never need another table fan. That, folks, is what we call a wind-win.	1.3154	0.04888	130	95	29	6
2171	Are you feeling nimble today?	1.3154	0.05126	130	97	25	8
2172	Relax. It comes with a Don Quixote restraining order.	1.3154	0.04888	130	95	29	6
2173	At least coming home drunk will be an adventure.	1.3151	0.04636	146	107	32	7
2174	This coveted home has a view of the 4th, 5th, 6th, 9th, 10th and 12th greens.	1.3151	0.05027	146	111	24	11
2175	You'll love the neighbours – Mr Quixote is quite a character.	1.3150	0.05087	127	94	26	7
2176	Could we see one with a lower par?	1.3150	0.04962	127	93	28	6
2177	Technically, it's on the green. And it's certainly in your price range.	1.3150	0.05208	127	95	24	8
2178	Irony is always a good investment.	1.3150	0.05208	127	95	24	8
2179	You’ll only get your key deposit back when you return the balls	1.3150	0.05087	127	94	26	7
2180	The golf balls will be an adjustment, but think of what you'll save on your electric bill.	1.3150	0.04835	127	92	30	5
2181	And for every 'hole-in-one', you get a free month of rent"	1.3150	0.05087	127	94	26	7
2182	Is this the windmill of your mind?	1.3148	0.05527	108	80	22	6
2183	And as a bonus you will enjoy reduced electric bills	1.3148	0.05681	108	81	20	7
2184	Well, nuclear just isn't practical.	1.3147	0.05101	143	109	23	11
2185	Past tenants have increased their cardio by more than 40%!	1.3147	0.04803	143	106	29	8
2186	Sure, it does get a little drafty, but the curb appeal's a hole-in-one.	1.3145	0.05293	124	93	23	8
2187	A home on a golf course always keeps its value.	1.3145	0.04633	124	88	33	3
2188	Oh, don't listen to Mr. Quixote and his nonsense. This house is perfectly safe.	1.3145	0.05168	124	92	25	7
2189	And it comes with a charming legend about an elephant who thinks he’s Don Quixote.	1.3145	0.05168	124	92	25	7
2190	It's perfect for those who like to putter around the house.	1.3145	0.05168	124	92	25	7
2191	You'll love it! Much more room than the Clown Face.	1.3145	0.05416	124	94	21	9
2192	Sure, your neighbors are a giant clown head and a mechanical alligator, but you wouldn’t be living on the back nine anymore.	1.3145	0.04772	124	89	31	4
2193	Besides the occasional golf ball, you have to watch out for a crazy Spaniard with a lance.	1.3143	0.04871	140	104	28	8
2194	The view of the Clown's Mouth is to die for.	1.3143	0.04655	140	102	32	6
2195	And it has a unique drainage system in case of floods	1.3143	0.04764	140	103	30	7
2196	My commission is par for the course.	1.3143	0.04764	140	103	30	7
2197	And also remember, no more electric bills.	1.3143	0.04764	140	103	30	7
2198	Mr. Trump doesn't believe in miniature golf.	1.3143	0.06100	105	81	15	9
2199	In addition to the club membership, it comes with a two-stroke handicap.	1.3143	0.04764	140	103	30	7
2200	In a small market like this, timing is everything.	1.3140	0.05382	121	91	22	8
2201	The mortgage? Oh, it's not bad. APR for the course.	1.3140	0.05382	121	91	22	8
2202	Any extra power gets sold back to the grid.	1.3140	0.05253	121	90	24	7
2203	Living on a golf course, your dream come true!	1.3140	0.05382	121	91	22	8
2204	You can speed up the windmill when say your parents visit...it's hysterical watching them try to time the entrance.	1.3140	0.05382	121	91	22	8
2205	I think we can reduce the price, it’s only a par 2.	1.3139	0.04942	137	102	27	8
2206	Listen, the other 17 homes you want us to look at...are they...similar to this one?	1.3139	0.04720	137	100	31	6
2207	It's a three story colonial with great curb appeal and a beautiful view of the tee.	1.3139	0.04605	137	99	33	5
2208	They tee off at 6am but that's what makes it affordable.	1.3137	0.05742	102	76	20	6
2209	So finally, you pop out of the hole, dodge the blade, somersault through the door, and Voila, you're at your polling place. Please don't forget to present your photo ID.	1.3136	0.05734	118	91	17	10
2210	No, the previous tenants had not considered solar.	1.3136	0.05205	118	87	25	6
2211	And like all the homes at Trump-Crest Village, it was designed by the President himself.	1.3136	0.05476	118	89	21	8
2212	The housing market, much like the entry and exit of this home, is all about timing!	1.3134	0.04903	134	99	28	7
2213	You said you wanted to be in a neighborhood with kids.	1.3134	0.05016	134	100	26	8
2214	All wind power, not to mention you'll have a great view of the alligator on hole #5	1.3130	0.05293	115	85	24	6
2215	I've got just the place for you, Mr. and Mrs. Quixote	1.3130	0.05293	115	85	24	6
2216	You'll have a ball here in Lilli-putt	1.3130	0.05147	115	84	26	5
2217	In this property, it’s not about location—it’s about timing your entrance.	1.3130	0.05147	115	84	26	5
2218	Frankly, folks, living in Putt-Putt Village takes balls.	1.3130	0.04976	131	97	27	7
2219	I don’t know what else you want - two bedrooms, on the golf course, close to downtown, and a hole in one wins a free game.	1.3130	0.05093	131	98	25	8
2220	Odd, I know, but the electric bill is low.	1.3130	0.04479	131	93	35	3
2221	Before we get into the specifics of this place, let me ask you a question Bob and Helen- Do you like golf?	1.3130	0.04976	131	97	27	7
2222	This gorgeous Dutch Colonial Revival is only moments from the course.	1.3130	0.05428	131	101	19	11
2223	What with the income from the milled grain and the local giants` miniature golf fees, this place will pay for itself.	1.3130	0.04857	131	96	29	6
2224	I'm concerned about a draft.	1.3130	0.04976	131	97	27	7
2225	No one even makes it to this round, and if they do, we cover your utilities for the month. Hole-in-one if you ask me.	1.3130	0.04976	131	97	27	7
2226	There may be a zoning issue.	1.3125	0.04774	144	107	29	8
2227	Your neighbors have longer par and more distractions.	1.3125	0.05406	128	98	20	10
2228	I wouldn’t put anything breakable in the foyer.	1.3125	0.04803	128	93	30	5
2229	And if you get a hole in one, they will take 10% off the purchase price!	1.3125	0.05291	128	97	22	9
2230	Think of it as buying a small carbon footprint.	1.3125	0.05173	128	96	24	8
2231	If you like this, let me also show you our signature waterfall hole.	1.3125	0.05053	128	95	26	7
2232	True, the insurance is expensive, but the house is very "green."	1.3125	0.04929	128	94	28	6
2233	And the best part is you can buy it with revolving credit	1.3125	0.04348	144	103	37	4
2234	It's a par four fixer-upper.	1.3121	0.04286	141	100	38	3
2235	And the windmill can be voice activated with Alexa.	1.3121	0.05146	141	108	22	11
2236	It'll pay for itself in 11 years.	1.3121	0.04736	141	104	30	7
2237	Yes, coming and going can be tricky... but it's rent controlled!	1.3120	0.05378	125	95	21	9
2238	Yes, it is a little more expensive than the Dinosaur and Volcano models we saw but you’ll save a whole lot on electricity.	1.3120	0.04875	125	91	29	5
2239	Think you can swing it?	1.3120	0.05133	125	93	25	7
2240	The buyer’s have agreed to throw in a clown’s mouth at closing.	1.3120	0.05133	125	93	25	7
2241	You can adjust the blade speed to deter all kinds of intruders.	1.3120	0.04740	125	90	31	4
2242	The security system is considered on par with the best.	1.3120	0.05005	125	92	27	6
2243	And it has a great view of the golf course!	1.3119	0.05326	109	80	24	5
2244	This baby won’t last... It’s all about the timing.	1.3116	0.05224	138	106	21	11
2245	I’m sorry, this house just isn’t up to par.	1.3116	0.04911	138	103	27	8
2246	You just have to time your mother-in- law's exit just right.	1.3115	0.05216	122	91	24	7
2247	It’s got great airflow.	1.3115	0.04811	122	88	30	4
2248	This place boasts renewable energy and proximity to a golf course!	1.3115	0.05344	122	92	22	8
2249	This was early wind power ...	1.3113	0.04621	151	112	31	8
2250	See? It says so right here: "Central Air included."	1.3111	0.04757	135	99	30	6
2251	The entrance is a bit hinky,but once you're inside the rest is a breeze	1.3111	0.04639	135	98	32	5
2252	The prior owner was a miniature golf enthusiast before his untimely death.	1.3111	0.05306	135	104	20	11
2253	It can be a little tricky getting in and out.	1.3111	0.04984	135	101	26	8
2254	Oh. Yes, there's also a back door.	1.3111	0.04757	135	99	30	6
2255	Homeowner's liability insurance is not required, but I strongly recommend it.	1.3109	0.05028	119	87	27	5
2256	Not only does this home produce it's own clean energy but it has a great view of the 7th hole.	1.3109	0.05167	119	88	25	6
2257	Built by Gulliver himself, Lilliput-put is a truly exclusive location!	1.3109	0.05167	119	88	25	6
2258	Don't look at me! You should have planned better for retirement.	1.3109	0.05167	119	88	25	6
2259	Sorry. This one is under contract. But, I've got an open house today on the loop de loop next door.	1.3109	0.05436	119	90	21	8
2260	And here's another plus - you'll be completely off the grid!	1.3109	0.04884	119	86	29	4
2261	Think of it as a whole house fan.	1.3108	0.04780	148	111	28	9
2262	It is a good buy if you both have a strong short game.	1.3108	0.04780	148	111	28	9
2263	If you waive the inspection, I can throw in a free game.	1.3108	0.04482	148	108	34	6
2264	Not only does it have a great view of the 18th hole, you get to keep all of the golf balls that get stuck in the living room.	1.3106	0.04944	132	98	27	7
2265	This isn’t what you had in mind when you said, you wanted a house that was “green?”	1.3106	0.04944	132	98	27	7
2266	And you’ll save on air conditioning.	1.3106	0.04825	132	97	29	6
2267	In addition, you'll get home exchange privileges with Chuck's Bowling Pin Estates and Harold's Splash Lagoon Condos.	1.3106	0.04825	132	97	29	6
2268	We are the largest mini golf community on the East Coast"	1.3106	0.05283	132	101	21	10
2269	Of course all your home appliances are connected and you're finally off the grid.	1.3106	0.05060	132	99	25	8
2270	Yes, it needs a few upgrades, but with a classic like this that’s par for the course.	1.3106	0.04944	132	98	27	7
2271	I feel freer now to mention that it’s a tiny bit drafty.	1.3106	0.04320	132	93	37	2
2272	remember, you did ask for a surreal estate agent.	1.3103	0.04846	145	109	27	9
2273	Yes, the windy days are why it's marked down.	1.3103	0.05110	116	85	26	5
2274	This fine home has a unique security system. You don't need a front door, just turn on the windmill when you leave the house.	1.3103	0.05110	116	85	26	5
2275	The owners say they'll accept below asking price if you get a hole-in-one.	1.3103	0.05797	116	90	16	10
2276	The bedroom gets morning sun. A staccato effect of course.	1.3103	0.04944	145	110	25	10
2277	Now why would you need solar?	1.3101	0.04897	129	95	28	6
2278	We do suggest avoiding outdoor activities between 10 AM and 7 PM daily.	1.3101	0.05019	129	96	26	7
2279	Dont worry, it's not a real windmill.	1.3101	0.04772	129	94	30	5
2280	If you buy today, Mr. and Mrs. Quixote, I'll throw in a complementary round of golf.	1.3101	0.05138	129	97	24	8
2281	It came on the market after the last owners mysteriously disappeared.	1.3101	0.05138	129	97	24	8
2282	Well, you said you could not afford that place on the golf course	1.3101	0.04897	129	95	28	6
2283	My name's Bob, and I'l be your guide today. Will this be your first acid trip?	1.3101	0.05255	129	98	22	9
2284	In this market, this is the best course I can get you on.	1.3101	0.05019	129	96	26	7
2285	Yeah, no, it’s a tiny house, sure, but it’s right on the darned golf course!	1.3101	0.05019	129	96	26	7
2286	It's not a sink hole, it's a Par Three.	1.3101	0.04897	129	95	28	6
2287	The Wind energy credits make this place almost free !	1.3100	0.05260	100	72	25	3
2288	This run-of-the-mill home falls well within your budget.	1.3099	0.04915	142	107	26	9
2289	And there's a golf course.	1.3095	0.05459	126	97	19	10
2290	Mind if I play through?	1.3095	0.05459	126	97	19	10
2291	Just set the speed to high at night.	1.3095	0.04842	126	92	29	5
2292	If you want to go Dutch, it's yours.	1.3095	0.05574	126	98	17	11
2293	This will look great with our other yard art!	1.3095	0.05098	126	94	25	7
2294	You'll have to putt some work into this one, but it's worth it.	1.3095	0.05459	126	97	19	10
2295	What's more, it qualifies your full home purchase price for renewable energy tax credit.	1.3095	0.05221	126	95	23	8
2296	If it's windy, it's one at a time	1.3095	0.04842	126	92	29	5
2297	The 18th hole is extremely desirable.	1.3094	0.04662	139	102	31	6
2298	As is often the case in these negotiations, timing is everything.	1.3094	0.04881	139	104	27	8
2299	...and you won't need central air conditioning.	1.3094	0.04662	139	102	31	6
2300	A certain Spanish knight expressed interest until he found the dragon on 18.	1.3094	0.04773	139	103	29	7
2301	I hear you. But on the plus side, it’s 100% energy efficient.	1.3094	0.04773	139	103	29	7
2302	Think of it as your impossible dream house.	1.3092	0.04689	152	114	29	9
2303	"The previous owners loved it, but they lost a step.	1.3089	0.05307	123	93	22	8
2304	Access is an on again off again arrangement.	1.3089	0.05049	123	91	26	6
2305	Location, location, location. Am I right, folks?	1.3089	0.04916	123	90	28	5
2306	And it's the only one with a hole in the front.	1.3089	0.05049	123	91	26	6
2307	Great views, and it's right on the golf course!	1.3089	0.04778	123	89	30	4
2308	This property is going to move fast.	1.3088	0.04952	136	102	26	8
2309	The only other lot I have available is the Clown's Mouth property.	1.3088	0.04611	136	99	32	5
2310	....and you will never need air conditioning!"	1.3088	0.04368	136	97	36	3
2311	The only downside is you cannot close the doors until 9pm.	1.3088	0.04841	136	101	28	7
2312	True, it could drive you nuts, but your energy costs are zero!	1.3088	0.04841	136	101	28	7
2313	This place is meant for the couple who like to putter around the house on weekends.	1.3088	0.04841	136	101	28	7
2314	Just think of it as the original energy-efficient tiny house	1.3088	0.05168	136	104	22	10
2315	Fads may come and go, but high ceilings last forever.	1.3088	0.04841	136	101	28	7
2316	Bad news. The castle on the beach is already gone.	1.3088	0.04952	136	102	26	8
2317	I know you said the last property was a hole, but this one will be different, I promise.	1.3088	0.04952	136	102	26	8
2318	No-Cervantes never actually slept here.	1.3087	0.04457	149	109	34	6
2319	Just one word of caution: watch out when you're comin' out the door."	1.3083	0.05397	120	91	21	8
2320	We like to call it the golf resort for the little guy.	1.3083	0.04992	120	88	27	5
2321	At par four, this is on the most desirable units in the neighborhood.	1.3083	0.05525	120	92	19	9
2322	You're gonna love the open floor plan!	1.3083	0.05131	120	89	25	6
2323	Magnificent view! Overlooks the dinosaur!	1.3083	0.05131	120	89	25	6
2324	Right on the course!	1.3083	0.04992	120	88	27	5
2325	And you are allowed to keep any golf ball that makes its way in.	1.3083	0.05131	120	89	25	6
2326	Abandoned theme park living will become the new rage.	1.3083	0.05131	120	89	25	6
2327	Tell Alexa to control the speed and which family members get in.	1.3083	0.04795	133	98	29	6
2328	But its in a great school district	1.3083	0.05027	133	100	25	8
2329	The only downside is that your comings and goings have to be timed.	1.3083	0.04795	133	98	29	6
2330	It generates its own power, but the security system is tricky.	1.3083	0.05139	133	101	23	9
2331	Everywhere is just a short drive away!	1.3083	0.05139	133	101	23	9
2332	I’ve got another on 14 I think you’re gonna love.	1.3083	0.05027	133	100	25	8
2333	It's a steal for the price, and all you have to do is time your entries and exits.	1.3083	0.05027	133	100	25	8
2334	Of course you need big balls to live here.	1.3083	0.04795	133	98	29	6
2335	Perfect for puttering around the yard.	1.3083	0.05139	133	101	23	9
2336	Don Quixote once lived here.	1.3082	0.04817	146	110	27	9
2337	You must time your entrances and exits with great precision.	1.3082	0.04074	146	103	41	2
2338	Can we see now the next hole with the little pond?	1.3082	0.04617	146	108	31	7
2339	I'm afraid that's correct, if someone gets a hole in one they do obtain legal title to your house.	1.3082	0.04457	159	118	33	8
2340	Full discloser,this property has experienced Quixotes.	1.3077	0.04986	130	97	26	7
2341	It's the architect's vision of a mixed-use development. He's the developer's kid and he's going to be 11 in November.	1.3077	0.05220	130	99	22	9
2342	In your price range, this is the only course side real estate you can afford	1.3077	0.04783	143	107	28	8
2343	You just have to remember to duck every 27 seconds.	1.3077	0.04783	143	107	28	8
2344	Not to worry! You can control the rotation speed with our app. And we expect to have a solution for the giant white balls any day now.	1.3077	0.04885	143	108	26	9
2345	Well, you did mention you loved golf.	1.3077	0.05073	117	86	26	5
2346	Way cheaper than solar, and architecturally—much more stylish.	1.3077	0.04783	143	107	28	8
2347	Just stay upstairs when the course is open.	1.3077	0.04741	130	95	30	5
2348	European elegance with the original sustainable energy. I advise you either get in fast or wait for the next one.	1.3077	0.05216	117	87	24	6
2349	There's interest from other buyers, but I'm tilting towards you.	1.3077	0.04925	117	85	28	4
2350	This property is protected by an inexpensive but very effective security system.	1.3077	0.04679	143	106	30	7
2351	And the kitchen has granite millstone	1.3077	0.04325	156	114	36	6
2352	The location is amazing. We are right next to a barn, a bridge, and a very unique Clown's head.	1.3077	0.04986	130	97	26	7
2353	And look at all the room to putter around in this backyard!	1.3077	0.05073	117	86	26	5
2354	What if they did pay you to live here?	1.3077	0.04985	143	109	24	10
2355	Just avoid poking your head out on the front of the window and you'll be fine."	1.3077	0.04925	117	85	28	4
2356	a house with a white picket fence around it not ON it!	1.3071	0.04851	140	105	27	8
2357	You'll get the hang of it in no time.	1.3071	0.04522	140	102	33	5
2358	Once you get the timing right you really appreciate the green aspects."	1.3071	0.04956	140	106	25	9
2359	You're right, the feng shui isn't perfect but that has brought the price point in line with our budget.	1.3071	0.04634	140	103	31	6
2360	Timing is everything for the real estate market in this neighborhood.	1.3071	0.04744	140	104	29	7
2361	I think you'll like the home security system on this one.	1.3071	0.04938	127	94	27	6
2362	This one's within your budget and it overlooks a golf course.	1.3071	0.04678	127	92	31	4
2363	You have to putt the ball into the black hole from the living room to get the wind mill to stop.	1.3071	0.04810	127	93	29	5
2364	You'll never go back to central AC again.	1.3071	0.05063	127	95	25	7
2365	It's the latest in golf course community living	1.3071	0.04938	127	94	27	6
2366	Homes on golf courses always sell at a premium.	1.3071	0.05535	127	99	17	11
2367	And it’s right on the golf course	1.3070	0.05590	114	87	19	8
2368	The President claims to hate windmills, but he golfs here regularly.	1.3070	0.04846	114	82	29	3
2369	For a Par 4 property, the asking price is very reasonable.	1.3070	0.05449	114	86	21	7
2370	Our home security features harken back to a simpler time.	1.3067	0.04293	163	120	36	7
2371	The architect was inspired by Russian roulette.	1.3067	0.04725	150	113	28	9
2372	And that includes the club fee.	1.3066	0.04811	137	102	28	7
2373	Great location listed as a par four	1.3066	0.04811	137	102	28	7
2374	Why yes as a matter of fact this house does run on wind power.	1.3066	0.04698	137	101	30	6
2375	The size of the hole is relative. You should see the golf ball.	1.3066	0.04811	137	102	28	7
2376	It is literally the only listing for "tiny house on a golf course"	1.3066	0.04811	137	102	28	7
2377	After a while, you never notice the foot traffic.	1.3066	0.04921	137	103	26	8
2378	The mortgage interest rate is only 2 points above par.	1.3066	0.04698	137	101	30	6
2379	You won't find everything you're looking for with your current budget.	1.3066	0.04921	137	103	26	8
2380	The market in this neighborhood is a little different. It's timing, timing, timing.	1.3066	0.05238	137	106	20	11
2381	And it comes with solar too!	1.3066	0.04921	137	103	26	8
2382	Yes, you are correct, timing with this real estate is big consideration...	1.3065	0.04746	124	90	30	4
2383	And this is the exact spot where the previous owners were decapitated.	1.3065	0.05144	124	93	24	7
2384	Mind you the utilities are next to nothing and it is certified Green.	1.3065	0.05015	124	92	26	6
2385	This one is perfect for people who live their lives on a schedule.	1.3065	0.05015	124	92	26	6
2386	It's only one bedroom and one bath, but it's only $5.00 for a bucket of balls. David Ardao, New York, New York	1.3065	0.05144	124	93	24	7
2387	With this model, I required to ask; how good are you at Dodgeball?	1.3065	0.05015	124	92	26	6
2388	Multi-level single family home with great views, fresh air, and local church. Wouldn’t you say this is a hole-in-one?	1.3065	0.05015	124	92	26	6
2389	Of course, the clothes dryer is included.	1.3063	0.05086	111	81	26	4
2390	This place has a beautiful view of a lighthouse and a dragon's lair.	1.3063	0.05086	111	81	26	4
2391	Yes, but I guarantee that you will have almost no solicitations.	1.3061	0.04383	147	107	35	5
2392	....and the upkeep will be a breeze	1.3061	0.04165	147	105	39	3
2393	So, can we put-put pen to paper?	1.3060	0.04994	134	101	25	8
2394	You see balls rolling through your living room. I see your own personal aerobics workout.	1.3060	0.04994	134	101	25	8
2395	Solar panels are so yesterday.	1.3060	0.04645	134	98	31	5
2396	I know what you're thinking. Yes,there's a sex dungeon.	1.3060	0.04764	134	99	29	6
2397	By any chance, were you good at jump rope?	1.3060	0.04994	134	101	25	8
2398	You wanted a house on the 18th green - you got it!	1.3060	0.04764	134	99	29	6
2399	You won't ever have to mow the lawn.	1.3060	0.04645	134	98	31	5
2400	I told you we only had one home available with electricity from wind power.	1.3058	0.05095	121	90	25	6
2401	You said that you wanted something in your ball park.	1.3058	0.04958	121	89	27	5
2402	This will save big-time on your electric bills!	1.3058	0.04671	121	87	31	3
2403	It can get windy sometimes but, on the other hand, grinding flour can be a breeze.	1.3058	0.04958	121	89	27	5
2404	Would you like to see the ballroom?	1.3058	0.05485	121	93	19	9
2405	Trust me, it doesn't get greener than this	1.3057	0.04396	157	116	34	7
2406	Our windmill is just one of 18 models inspired by the designers love of miniature golf.	1.3056	0.04755	144	108	28	8
2407	Just think of it as a turnstile	1.3056	0.04327	144	104	36	4
2408	This model comes with a 'whole-house' fan!	1.3056	0.05652	108	82	19	7
2409	We need a quick offer...everybody's shooting for this deal, and timing is everything.	1.3056	0.05337	108	80	23	5
2410	We like the idea of no utility bills, but are concerned about the recurring green fees.	1.3056	0.04652	144	107	30	7
2411	Tell me you haven't always dreamed of a picket-powered eco-house.	1.3053	0.04833	131	97	28	6
2412	It boasts a periodically open-concept design.	1.3053	0.04710	131	96	30	5
2413	Why don’t you each come up with money to buy this home. You can go Dutch.	1.3053	0.04953	131	98	26	7
2414	Yes, the ball would be rather large	1.3053	0.04833	131	97	28	6
2415	Wind power is the new solar. You just have to be more careful leaving your house on a windy day.	1.3053	0.04833	131	97	28	6
2416	Forget solar power! This is the future!	1.3053	0.05185	131	100	22	9
2417	Savings on your electric bill?" Hell, this thing lights up half the town.	1.3053	0.04833	131	97	28	6
2418	Well it is a bit breezy but but you won't need an air conditioner.	1.3053	0.04710	131	96	30	5
2419	And the beauty part: all that juice without those ugly solar panels.	1.3053	0.04953	131	98	26	7
2420	Of course, a discerning buyer such as yourself might consider upgrading to one of our clown head units.	1.3053	0.04953	131	98	26	7
2421	Aside from your concerns about gigantic white balls rolling through from time-to-time, how do you like the house?	1.3053	0.04833	131	97	28	6
2422	With the current roll back, windmills will be trendy anytime now	1.3053	0.04953	131	98	26	7
2423	Yes, this is suitable for tilting at.	1.3053	0.04953	131	98	26	7
2424	I can also show you a lovely two bedroom condo in Clown Nose Court.	1.3052	0.04637	154	116	29	9
2425	For another 50 grand, we’ll get you on the clown hole.	1.3052	0.04154	154	111	39	4
2426	This is par for the course if you want to stay within your current driving range.	1.3051	0.05178	118	88	24	6
2427	Just be careful going in and out.	1.3051	0.05178	118	88	24	6
2428	A bargain for the punctual family	1.3051	0.05582	118	91	18	9
2429	I know what you are saying... but I think you should strongly consider hazard insurance.	1.3051	0.05036	118	87	26	5
2430	You’ll love the open floor plan	1.3051	0.05178	118	88	24	6
2431	Thing is, the neighbour is a bit of a clown.	1.3051	0.05036	118	87	26	5
2432	Not only does it have a great view, it's extremely fuel efficient.	1.3050	0.04606	141	104	31	6
2433	It’s really a quiet neighborhood until tourist season	1.3050	0.04715	141	105	29	7
2434	Okay, next I’ll show you a property in the village of a model train set.	1.3050	0.04925	141	107	25	9
2435	When you run out between the blades, jump down the rabbit hole, it will take you directly to the front door	1.3050	0.04925	141	107	25	9
2436	Now this one is par for the course.	1.3050	0.04606	141	104	31	6
2437	It's what we call 'a Winder Upper'.	1.3048	0.05263	105	77	24	4
2438	Course membership is included with your HOA	1.3048	0.05086	105	76	26	3
2439	It's just for show, unless the wind is really strong. It doesn't do anything then, either.	1.3047	0.04905	128	95	27	6
2440	Well it does come with an option for club membership.	1.3047	0.05150	128	97	23	8
2441	Absolutely! Off the grid!	1.3047	0.04778	128	94	29	5
2442	For a limited time, you can have this as a par 3.	1.3047	0.05384	128	99	19	10
2443	On the other hand, it makes solicitors exit quickly."	1.3046	0.04603	151	113	30	8
2444	We'll be standing in front during the actual ceremony, so remember to say 'I do' before the next vane comes around.	1.3046	0.04791	151	115	26	10
2445	If this doesn't fit your needs, we are also offering a medieval castle with a lifting drawbridge."	1.3043	0.05265	115	86	23	6
2446	Solar panels? Er.....no.	1.3043	0.04890	138	104	26	8
2447	It's got three bedrooms, two and a half baths, free electricity, and it's a par 3.	1.3043	0.05205	138	107	20	11
2448	There used to be a lot of Jehovah's Witnesses in the neighbourhood.	1.3043	0.05265	115	86	23	6
2449	Electricity is included in the rent.	1.3043	0.04437	138	100	34	4
2450	Comes with a lifetime supply of milled grain.	1.3043	0.05119	115	85	25	5
2451	And they pay YOU for the golfball easement.	1.3043	0.04554	138	101	32	5
2452	The property taxes are miniscule.	1.3043	0.04316	138	99	36	3
2453	depending on the wind you have up to a three second window.	1.3043	0.04890	138	104	26	8
2454	It's a great deal! Wind powered and right on the golf course.	1.3043	0.04669	138	102	30	6
2455	Think of the money you'll save grinding your own coffee beans.	1.3041	0.04761	148	112	27	9
2456	Is hole number 14 the "Giant Gorilla" still on the market?	1.3041	0.04857	148	113	25	10
2457	All homes include free outdoor carpeting.	1.3041	0.04857	148	113	25	10
2458	It does require some dexterity	1.3040	0.04980	125	93	26	6
2459	...And you could also rent it out on AirBnB!	1.3040	0.05108	125	94	24	7
2460	Now this next place is really gonna sweep you off your feet.	1.3040	0.05108	125	94	24	7
2461	The previous owners made a killing on airBNB.	1.3040	0.05474	125	97	18	10
2462	It's a front door and a hall in one.	1.3040	0.04980	125	93	26	6
2463	Just look at it this way, when the ball comes rolling in your front door you can pretend to be Indiana Jones.	1.3040	0.04980	125	93	26	6
2464	The security system is almost foolproof!	1.3040	0.04980	125	93	26	6
2465	You don’t need to be crazy about golf to live here but it helps!	1.3037	0.04734	135	100	29	6
2466	If you don't like this one, we also have a waterfront property on hole 16.	1.3037	0.05073	135	103	23	9
2467	It's a green neighborhood.	1.3037	0.04734	135	100	29	6
2468	Don’t think wind MILL ... think wind SLATS!	1.3037	0.04962	135	102	25	8
2469	The neighbours? There's a giant disembodied clown head next door and across the street there's a 20ft witch that lives in the gingerbread house....but they mostly keep themselves to themselves.	1.3037	0.05073	135	103	23	9
2470	3 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, plus it’s the only Dutch colonial on the property with a view of the first hole.	1.3037	0.04962	135	102	25	8
2471	Not only are the energy costs low, but no Jehovah's Witnesses on Sunday mornings	1.3037	0.04850	135	101	27	7
2472	This is our sustainable model.	1.3037	0.04850	135	101	27	7
2473	You can hook it up to generate your own power, and none of those ugly solar panels on the roof!	1.3037	0.04616	135	99	31	5
2474	Ideal for the couple that likes to putter around the house.	1.3037	0.04850	135	101	27	7
2475	Once you get the timing down it’s really easy to go in or out.	1.3037	0.04734	135	100	29	6
2476	On the upside, you wouldn’t need ceiling fans.	1.3037	0.04370	135	97	35	3
2477	And as a bonus, you'll be saving big-time on air conditioning.	1.3037	0.04850	135	101	27	7
2478	The house comes with two putters and miniature golf instructions.	1.3037	0.04850	135	101	27	7
2479	Solar! Artificial turf! Cul-de-sac! That cute little church next door! What more could you want?	1.3036	0.05205	112	83	24	5
2480	But you wanted something with a picket fence.	1.3036	0.05357	112	84	22	6
2481	Your kids will love this place!	1.3034	0.04727	145	109	28	8
2482	And you can have freshly milled oats every morning.	1.3034	0.04519	145	107	32	6
2483	It's affordable, and you can work on your short game.	1.3034	0.04519	145	107	32	6
2484	Have you seen the film, "Blade Runner"	1.3033	0.05191	122	92	23	7
2485	...and that's when it hit me--Mega Golf!	1.3033	0.05059	122	91	25	6
2486	It comes with sub-par schools but a world-class trauma center.	1.3033	0.04784	122	89	29	4
2487	You said you wanted a green home...	1.3033	0.04784	122	89	29	4
2488	Only 18 homes in the community, each with a unique hole.	1.3033	0.05059	122	91	25	6
2489	The other one in your price range is that scary, clown face with tongue thing, over on the 18th hole.	1.3033	0.05191	122	92	23	7
2490	If you keep the reasonable rent in mind, the occasional golfer passing thru shouldn’t be a dealbreaker.	1.3033	0.04491	122	87	33	2
2491	Of course, golf club membership is included.	1.3033	0.05059	122	91	25	6
2492	This is the perfect house for couples who can't stand their in-laws.	1.3033	0.05191	122	92	23	7
2493	THE LADY WHO ONCE LIVED HERE MOVED INTO A SHOE	1.3033	0.05191	122	92	23	7
2494	Mr and Mrs Mulligan? I'm here to take one of you.	1.3032	0.04611	155	117	29	9
2495	We take mini golfing to the next level.	1.3030	0.05459	99	73	22	4
2496	You folks will only have six seconds to get inside that doorway.	1.3030	0.05037	132	100	24	8
2497	And the electric bills will be almost nothing!	1.3030	0.04802	132	98	28	6
2498	The price has dropped significantly. The windmill should have been on the other side."	1.3030	0.04802	132	98	28	6
2499	There's a lot of rumbling and, occasionally, a big ball rolls through it.	1.3030	0.04555	132	96	32	4
2500	...plus utilities are free.	1.3030	0.04802	132	98	28	6
2501	I thought my husband's golf obsession would get him OUT of the house.	1.3030	0.05037	132	100	24	8
2502	I know, I know; it's not ideal, but most of these 'tiny houses' only have the single half-bath. You just can't fit a whole in one.	1.3030	0.04921	132	99	26	7
2503	A beautiful house on the fairway, what could be wrong with that?	1.3030	0.05037	132	100	24	8
2504	You can pick your ball color after closing.	1.3030	0.04802	132	98	28	6
2505	Don't worry, there's a par five I'd like to show you that might be a bit more in your price range!	1.3030	0.04680	132	97	30	5
2506	It's got your white picket fans.	1.3030	0.04802	132	98	28	6
2507	It's listed as a classic farmhouse cottage with two bedrooms and an option of three or four par.	1.3030	0.04802	132	98	28	6
2508	Life is fraught with near-misses.	1.3030	0.04921	132	99	26	7
2509	Watch those annoying salespeople just disappear!	1.3030	0.05262	132	102	20	10
2510	It's good for the environment, it's near the church, and you get a dollar off the rent for every hole in one.	1.3030	0.04921	132	99	26	7
2511	Does anyone want to talk about the elephant in the room?	1.3030	0.04802	132	98	28	6
2512	You can control it from your phone.	1.3030	0.05037	132	100	24	8
2513	Putter around if you like, but do watch your step.	1.3028	0.04579	142	105	31	6
2514	The next place to see is just off the Holland Tunnel	1.3028	0.04895	142	108	25	9
2515	Barb, I know you’ve always been nostalgic for Danish windmills. And Dave, I know how much you love ‘Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.’ So when I saw this listing, I knew I had to drop what I was doing and call you right away.	1.3028	0.04687	142	106	29	7
2516	But you said “golf-course-close.” Should we give the ocean-view property a try?	1.3028	0.04468	142	104	33	5
2517	Now this, this is downsizing!	1.3028	0.04239	142	102	37	3
2518	Really it's a wonderful home. I will say that getting in and out is a little dicey. But as they say timing is everything	1.3028	0.04895	142	108	25	9
2519	Putt in an offer, see what happens.	1.3028	0.05607	109	83	19	7
2520	Your timing is perfect	1.3028	0.05295	109	81	23	5
2521	As an added bonus, the electricity bill is very low.	1.3025	0.05141	119	89	24	6
2522	Two words. Fore play.	1.3025	0.05541	119	92	18	9
2523	Livingroom, dining room, kitchen, two bedrooms, and one bath...it's what we call a classic par six	1.3025	0.05141	119	89	24	6
2524	On most days they're purely decorative.	1.3023	0.04873	129	96	27	6
2525	They'll throw in the fridge but won't budge on the fan.	1.3023	0.04996	129	97	25	7
2526	Perfect for minigolf and tiny home enthusiasts like yourselves.	1.3023	0.05233	129	99	21	9
2527	Hey, you'll really save on your electric bill...	1.3023	0.04747	129	95	29	5
2528	You have to be really fast or really slow.	1.3023	0.05347	129	100	19	10
2529	I'm sure you'll both love it, but I would recommend keeping any breakables out of the central hallway"	1.3020	0.04437	149	110	33	6
2530	Look, to find real estate like this is a hole-in-one	1.3019	0.05390	106	79	22	5
2531	Don't worry, it still allows animals to follow their natural migration patterns.	1.3017	0.05226	116	87	23	6
2532	It's fore-closed, but in this area that's par for the course.	1.3017	0.05368	116	88	21	7
2533	Did I mention this deters porch pirates as well?"	1.3017	0.05368	116	88	21	7
2534	The neighborhood is very diverse.	1.3017	0.05226	116	87	23	6
2535	Putting down a miniature mortgage won't put you in the hole.	1.3017	0.05772	116	91	15	10
2536	The owner sort of fell into a black hole which is why it's going for peanuts.	1.3017	0.05081	116	86	25	5
2537	It has 100% renewable energy.	1.3016	0.04817	126	93	28	5
2538	You have to time your entry just right.	1.3016	0.04947	126	94	26	6
2539	I assure you, this is the most advanced home security system on the market.	1.3016	0.04817	126	93	28	5
2540	This unit is a bit more expensive but it's right on the course	1.3016	0.04947	126	94	26	6
2541	It's not easy getting in but once you're there, you're pretty safe.	1.3016	0.04683	126	92	30	4
2542	Don't worry, no one ever actually hits the ball through the hole.	1.3016	0.05073	126	95	24	7
2543	They're asking Par 3, but I think I can get them to budge.	1.3016	0.04947	126	94	26	6
2544	It's off the grid.	1.3015	0.05040	136	104	23	9
2545	One last disclosure. . . There’s an interesting easement attached to this property.	1.3015	0.04931	136	103	25	8
2546	We don't have enough balls to buy this place.	1.3015	0.05040	136	104	23	9
2547	Net zero, but be careful exiting and entering.	1.3015	0.04588	136	100	31	5
2548	Think of it - your own wind turbine! You'll be the envy of your friends.	1.3015	0.04705	136	101	29	6
2549	It is vintage sustainable!	1.3015	0.04819	136	102	27	7
2550	You need balls to live in a house like this.	1.3015	0.05040	136	104	23	9
2551	If timing your exit is not to your liking, we're showing one with a moat and a slanted bridge	1.3014	0.04387	146	107	34	5
2552	Tell you one thing, it takes huge balls to play this game."	1.3014	0.04991	146	113	22	11
2553	Kids love it!	1.3014	0.04493	146	108	32	6
2554	half solar, half wind, very European...	1.3014	0.05085	146	114	20	12
2555	On the bright side, it’s energy efficient.	1.3014	0.04597	146	109	30	7
2556	HOA fees are free if you get a hole-in-one.	1.3010	0.05314	103	76	23	4
2557	The last owners died mysteriously.	1.3009	0.05010	113	83	26	4
2558	you're going to want to spend most of your time on the 2nd floor	1.3009	0.05316	113	85	22	6
2559	Just be careful going in and out when it’s in green energy mode.	1.3009	0.05166	113	84	24	5
2560	I have it on inside information that this maxi golf property is being eyed for a Presidential Library.	1.3009	0.05463	113	86	20	7
2561	Yes, you're right. People without imagination will only see a really big miniature golf course, but for you it will always be 'my little old home on the range.'	1.3009	0.05166	113	84	24	5
2562	Miniature golf...well that all depends on your perspective.	1.3008	0.04608	123	89	31	3
2563	It's an up and coming neighborhood. They just put in a Whole Foods and a giant whale.	1.3008	0.05282	123	94	21	8
2564	It's close to shopping and restaurants and when you walk out your front door you're practically on the golf course.	1.3008	0.05024	123	92	25	6
2565	Now Hole #17 has what we call ‘an open door concept’...	1.3008	0.05155	123	93	23	7
2566	Fore sale!!!	1.3008	0.05155	123	93	23	7
2567	This model comes with the very desirable four-stroke limit, and any golf ball damage is covered by your Homeowners Association!	1.3008	0.05155	123	93	23	7
2568	Our Homeowners Insurance Policy covers damage caused by fire, windstorms, and golf balls.	1.3008	0.04771	133	99	28	6
2569	I told you this one was “hard to show”	1.3008	0.04399	133	96	34	3
2570	But did you see that gorgeous kitchen island?	1.3008	0.05005	133	101	24	8
2571	I would suggest you use the window.	1.3008	0.04889	133	100	26	7
2572	Best not to hesitate	1.3008	0.04889	133	100	26	7
2573	Other than the occasional giant golf ball, it's a safe neighborhood.	1.3008	0.05005	133	101	24	8
2574	The whole-house fan really cools things down in the hot summer weather.	1.3008	0.04651	133	98	30	5
2575	I can offer whatever energy source you’d like as long as there is wind.	1.3007	0.04552	143	106	31	6
2576	Don’t listen to Mr. Quixote, this is the perfect home for you.	1.3007	0.04865	143	109	25	9
2577	I suppose it's time to bring up the elephant in the room."	1.3007	0.04736	153	117	26	10
2578	You won't believe the utility bills!	1.3007	0.04258	153	112	36	5
2579	Overall this property is sub-par.	1.3000	0.05081	130	99	23	8
2580	..and of course, membership is inclusive..	1.3000	0.04723	140	105	28	7
2581	Think of it as your own little Mar-a-Lago.	1.3000	0.04830	140	106	26	8
2582	Mr. and Mrs. Miller, I think this house was made for you.	1.3000	0.04674	120	87	30	3
2583	It only gets busy on the weekends	1.3000	0.04588	130	95	31	4
2584	Runs on renewable energy and in a kid-friendly neighborhood, too.	1.3000	0.04716	130	96	29	5
2585	So you're interested in putting in solar.	1.3000	0.05104	120	90	24	6
2586	It’s the latest in security systems. It keeps burglars and large rodents away.	1.3000	0.04512	150	112	31	7
2587	You may get bonked occasionally, but wait 'til you see the electric bill.	1.3000	0.04140	160	117	38	5
2588	Well, what do you think? I know that you also liked the shoe the little old lady lived in.	1.3000	0.04965	120	89	26	5
2589	This is one of the most prestigious housing estates in town, folks - only 18 properties.	1.3000	0.04965	120	89	26	5
2590	Who doesn't like a white picket fence?	1.3000	0.04384	140	102	34	4
2591	The seller has agreed to throw in the washer and dryer and a pair of those silly wooden shoes.	1.3000	0.04512	150	112	31	7
2592	And this listing has that fun, we live on a putt putt golf course kinda feel. Very desirable right now.	1.3000	0.04965	120	89	26	5
2593	Every now and then you’ll get a disturbance but otherwise, I think this deal is a hole-in-one.	1.3000	0.04926	110	80	27	3
2594	What's it going to take to get you folks to tilt?	1.3000	0.05081	130	99	23	8
2595	It has a commanding view of the golf course AND you can practice putting from your living room.	1.3000	0.04935	140	107	24	9
2596	It's a very hot property -- recently renovated and the only par 5 in the neighborhood.	1.3000	0.05104	120	90	24	6
2597	As your real estate agent, I'm obliged to help you find a home, but as a friend, I must say; this is one of the dumbest purchases I've ever seen.	1.3000	0.04612	140	104	30	6
2598	After a week, you won't even notice the putting.	1.3000	0.04822	120	88	28	4
2599	I'm sure you'll be a big fan of the house.	1.2993	0.04770	147	112	26	9
2600	Let's just call the center hallway a shared living space...	1.2993	0.04675	137	102	29	6
2601	You' ll just have to tip the pizza guy extra.	1.2993	0.04900	137	104	25	8
2602	This is not just a run-of-the-mill windmill.	1.2993	0.04675	137	102	29	6
2603	....and best of all, it's on the 18th hole.	1.2993	0.04900	137	104	25	8
2604	It's quaint, and it will keep your mother-in-law occupied.	1.2993	0.05008	137	105	23	9
2605	Now the security system is a little different but it will keep you nimble through-out your years here.	1.2993	0.05114	137	106	21	10
2606	Sure it's a fairly dangerous, but it's entirely carbon neutral.	1.2993	0.04900	137	104	25	8
2607	It has more square footage than living in the Clown Face.	1.2992	0.04652	127	93	30	4
2608	If you buy this house, you will be helping to fight climate change.	1.2992	0.04913	127	95	26	6
2609	It's a fixer-putter.	1.2992	0.05161	127	97	22	8
2610	Unique features include low energy costs and really healthy flour	1.2992	0.05039	127	96	24	7
2611	In this property market, timing is everything.	1.2992	0.05161	127	97	22	8
2612	It might be considered a rotating picket fence.	1.2992	0.05039	127	96	24	7
2613	'And when it comes to renewable energy, I'm a BIG FAN'	1.2992	0.04652	127	93	30	4
2614	You said you wanted a view of the 18th hole. This is the best you can get on mini-budget.	1.2992	0.04652	127	93	30	4
2615	Solar is great too, but why not throw caution to the wind?	1.2991	0.05328	117	89	21	7
2616	Our artist didn't realize that it would hit the ground.	1.2991	0.05044	117	87	25	5
2617	Don't worry, it's not that windy around here.	1.2991	0.04896	117	86	27	4
2618	That's right, you can't go out at six o'clock or half past any hour.	1.2991	0.05180	107	79	24	4
2619	And it’s hooked up to a coffee grinder.	1.2991	0.05821	107	83	16	8
2620	I think you will love it here,the ball doesn't come in more than once,maybe twice a day	1.2987	0.04526	154	116	30	8
2621	You can’t cover the hole, but it’s the only house in Lilli-Putt-Putt with renewable energy.	1.2986	0.04416	144	106	33	5
2622	We call it 'Dutch Doors'	1.2986	0.04836	144	110	25	9
2623	It's a wonderful home for a young couple. You DO need to time your exits and entrances, though.	1.2986	0.04416	144	106	33	5
2624	Its airy, its bright and you have a major golf course on your front yard	1.2986	0.04836	144	110	25	9
2625	Oh, the balls are dangerous for sure, but what you really have to watch out for is the crazy guy in the Spanish helmet.	1.2986	0.04735	144	109	27	8
2626	And who doesn't love Tulips!	1.2985	0.04621	134	99	30	5
2627	It's a small community and very kid-friendly.	1.2985	0.04621	134	99	30	5
2628	Sorry but the 18th hole was sold on Sunday.	1.2985	0.04621	134	99	30	5
2629	Oh, well. Perhaps you'll prefer the back nine.	1.2985	0.04498	134	98	32	4
2630	I comes with two sets of wooden shoes and non-stop tulips.	1.2985	0.04972	134	102	24	8
2631	The interest is sub par.	1.2985	0.04972	134	102	24	8
2632	We see the occasional giant golf ball through your front door as part of the charm.	1.2984	0.04989	124	93	25	6
2633	Location, location, location -- am I right?	1.2984	0.05119	124	94	23	7
2634	When no giants showed up he had to put the whole course on the market.	1.2984	0.05119	124	94	23	7
2635	Lots of folks love living in a golf course community.	1.2984	0.04856	124	92	27	5
2636	Don’t forget, doors close quickly!	1.2984	0.05369	124	96	19	9
2637	The owners are moving down the road to some waterfront property.	1.2984	0.04856	124	92	27	5
2638	And it is entirely powered by renewable energy.	1.2984	0.04856	124	92	27	5
2639	Yes there is air conditioning but only on certain days.	1.2984	0.04856	124	92	27	5
2640	This is our finest par 3 home.	1.2982	0.05276	114	86	22	6
2641	A home on a golf course, self-powered, permanent green lawn, what more could you want?	1.2982	0.04973	114	84	26	4
2642	This hole will go fast.	1.2981	0.05614	104	79	19	6
2643	This house is totally green!	1.2980	0.04285	151	111	35	5
2644	Think of it as a wind fall.	1.2980	0.04584	151	114	29	8
2645	Well, we got all the paperwork signed and filed- as soon as you make the hole, the place is yours.	1.2980	0.04584	151	114	29	8
2646	Fall in love with it? It will sweep you off your feet	1.2979	0.04585	141	105	30	6
2647	Yeah, I guess we should talk about the elephant in the driveway.	1.2979	0.04905	141	108	24	9
2648	On the plus side, the ventilation is superb.	1.2979	0.06018	94	72	16	6
2649	The good news is that the HOA dues includes turf maintenance.	1.2977	0.04428	131	95	33	3
2650	You're a winner every time you get in the door.	1.2977	0.05493	131	104	15	12
2651	On the minus side: giants. On the plus side: fairway views, free electric.	1.2977	0.05163	131	101	21	9
2652	At 600,000 sacks of whole wheat flour, it’s a steal.	1.2977	0.04809	131	98	27	6
2653	Given you're both crazy golf fanatics the location is perfect	1.2977	0.04559	131	96	31	4
2654	And you’ll be totally off the grid	1.2977	0.04686	131	97	29	5
2655	I'm sure you'll like it and it's significantly less expensive than the Pyramid or the Bozo face house.	1.2977	0.04930	131	99	25	7
2656	It meets your budget AND only a fraction of the balls actually make it through to your living room !	1.2977	0.04686	131	97	29	5
2657	The cost is par for others in the same neighborhood.	1.2977	0.04809	131	98	27	6
2658	The blades are equipped with solar panels just in case!	1.2977	0.04809	131	98	27	6
2659	Going in isn't too hard, but you'd better be careful on your way out	1.2977	0.05163	131	101	21	9
2660	Like many new couples, you may find the more difficult part is getting out.	1.2977	0.04686	131	97	29	5
2661	And no need for those ugly solar panels.	1.2977	0.04930	131	99	25	7
2662	And it’s perfect for entertaining.	1.2977	0.04559	131	96	31	4
2663	3 bed, 2 baths, and it runs completely on renewable energy	1.2975	0.05068	121	91	24	6
2664	Plus, you get 20% of the weekend take!	1.2975	0.04491	121	87	32	2
2665	Hazard's are par for the course in this neighborhood."	1.2975	0.05202	121	92	22	7
2666	After the unfortunate pizza-delivery-boy-incident I’m sure you can now get it at a very attractive price”	1.2975	0.05333	121	93	20	8
2667	And there's a stunning volcano over by seven next to the giant frog.	1.2975	0.05068	121	91	24	6
2668	Even gated golf communities present some hazards, of course.	1.2975	0.04788	121	89	28	4
2669	This house has a security system. It works best if you wait a minute before answering the door.	1.2975	0.04354	158	118	33	7
2670	You know, when it's windy you'll want to stay indoors.	1.2973	0.05054	111	82	25	4
2671	And this property is a nice 3 par 2 1/2 bath	1.2973	0.04889	111	81	27	3
2672	Its affordable..if you go dutch!	1.2973	0.05947	111	88	13	10
2673	Don't let the door hit you on the way out!"	1.2971	0.04869	138	105	25	8
2674	Downsizing?	1.2971	0.04647	138	103	29	6
2675	Plus, at a dollar a pop you could pay the mortgage off in no time.	1.2971	0.04647	138	103	29	6
2676	And of course you would have a private view of the 18th hole.	1.2971	0.05082	138	107	21	10
2677	I agree, it IS a unique development! Unfortunately, the other seventeen homes are sold, but let's see about getting you into this one. Ready?	1.2971	0.04647	138	103	29	6
2678	It's like living on the 18th hole at a fraction of the price!	1.2971	0.04647	138	103	29	6

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