Contest #645


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645

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “Don’t bring a camera, you said. Just enjoy the experience, you said.”
  2. “I'm sorry, Todd. But he just seems better prepared for what's ahead.”
  3. “He says the real abomination is your cargo pants.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2019-01-06T22:54:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2019-01-20T22:56:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2019-01-14T22:54:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued January 21, 2019
Number of captions 7565
Number of responses 982979
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 If we time it right, I can get you in this house today. 1.7286 0.06479 140 65 48 27
1 Sure, location is important, but timing is everything. 1.6977 0.06926 129 65 38 26
2 Location is important, but here, timing is everything 1.6913 0.06591 149 78 39 32
3 The previous owners were a sweet elderly couple, but a tad slow on their feet. 1.6489 0.06674 131 69 39 23
4 If you want to get into this property you will have to move fast. 1.6463 0.06241 147 77 45 25
5 I'm afraid this IS the only retirement community you can afford that is on a golf course. 1.6423 0.06843 123 65 37 21
6 Perhaps I misunderstood you when you said you don't want a long drive. 1.6357 0.06689 129 69 38 22
7 Getting into a house like this is all about timing. 1.6271 0.07201 118 66 30 22
8 On the count of three, whaddya say we take a look inside? 1.6239 0.07688 109 63 24 22
9 I'm afraid your offer didn't go through. 1.6207 0.07103 116 64 32 20
10 If we time this right, I can get you folks in here today. 1.6115 0.06337 139 76 41 22
11 Can I show you something in a shoe? 1.6099 0.06104 141 75 46 20
12 Shall we go in and have a look... on the count of three. 1.6071 0.06057 140 74 47 19
13 And it has five security speeds - off for kids to high for unwanted relatives. 1.6061 0.06608 132 74 36 22
14 Trust me, as your broker, this one is all about timing. 1.6016 0.06606 123 67 38 18
15 It’s not your typical run of the mill house. 1.6000 0.06113 155 88 41 26
16 It's pricier than the clown's mouth, but you save on energy costs. 1.5948 0.06704 116 63 37 16
17 On the other hand, it really cuts down on door-to-door salesmen. 1.5944 0.06137 143 79 43 21
18 The previous owner died of a stroke. 1.5920 0.07011 125 74 28 23
19 she's selling because she lost her husband in a terrible accident 1.5915 0.06412 142 82 36 24
20 Forget location. Timing is everything. 1.5912 0.06264 137 76 41 20
21 Three words: rotation, rotation, rotation. 1.5893 0.07237 112 65 28 19
22 You're going to want to move quickly on this one. 1.5882 0.07102 119 70 28 21
23 With this house, timing is everything. 1.5849 0.06071 159 93 39 27
24 Great, let’s go sign the papers now...no...now! Wait, ok now... 1.5827 0.06032 139 76 45 18
25 Timing is everything if you want to get into this unique property. 1.5822 0.06205 146 84 39 23
26 On my count of three, we can begin our walkthrough. 1.5802 0.06498 131 75 36 20
27 This came on the market suddenly. The owner just peeked out the door for the morning paper. 1.5798 0.06591 119 66 37 16
28 I’ve got 17 others that I think you’ll love 1.5789 0.06423 133 76 37 20
29 Geez, you've said no to the igloo, the lighthouse, the old woman's shoe and now this. What ARE you looking for? 1.5789 0.06581 114 62 38 14
30 Listen, we only have a short time to get our foot in the door on this one. 1.5781 0.06334 128 71 40 17
31 By far, the most important feature: Rotation. Rotation. Rotation. 1.5776 0.06723 116 65 35 16
32 Act fast -- this kind of opening only presents itself every eight seconds. 1.5772 0.06531 123 69 37 17
33 Well, given your budget, this is what 'living on a golf course' looks like. 1.5748 0.06939 127 77 27 23
34 I don’t show this to most people, but you look like a fun couple 1.5748 0.06375 127 71 39 17
35 You did say energy efficient, two story property on the golf course. 1.5734 0.06157 143 82 40 21
36 If you'll wait just a moment, we can have a look inside. 1.5683 0.06045 139 78 43 18
37 You don’t want to get the newspaper until after you’ve had at least one cup of coffee. 1.5667 0.06453 120 67 38 15
38 The only other listing I have in this price range is a shoe. 1.5655 0.06404 145 88 32 25
39 If you aren’t ready to decide, we can let that other couple play through. 1.5610 0.06443 123 70 37 16
40 It's a four bed, two bath, par three house. 1.5588 0.05974 136 76 44 16
41 Usually it's about location, location, location, but in this case, it's all about timing, timing, timing. 1.5565 0.06407 124 71 37 16
42 Not a huge fan? 1.5546 0.07130 119 74 24 21
43 The seller's are disclosing that the floor breaks a little left to right 1.5520 0.06371 125 72 37 16
44 Just remember timing is everything. 1.5520 0.06859 125 77 27 21
45 This one's is a little different - location, location, timing! 1.5517 0.06855 116 69 30 17
46 I’ll level with you, sir. You need balls to live here. 1.5512 0.06865 127 79 26 22
47 Remember, location, location, location. Also, timing, timing, timing. 1.5512 0.06773 127 78 28 21
48 What obstacles do we need to overcome to put you in this house? 1.5503 0.05827 149 86 44 19
49 Location, location, timing. 1.5487 0.06769 113 66 32 15
50 Forget location,location,location. Here it's all about timing,timing,timing. 1.5476 0.06724 126 77 29 20
51 It’s all about timing in this market. 1.5470 0.06480 117 67 36 14
52 You understand of course, timing is everything. 1.5448 0.06233 134 79 37 18
53 Timing is everything on this deal. 1.5448 0.06233 134 79 37 18
54 I finally found a house on a golf course that is in your price range. 1.5447 0.06556 123 73 33 17
55 It's perfect if you want to putter around the house. 1.5446 0.06698 112 65 33 14
56 You'll have to get in quickly on this one. 1.5440 0.06274 125 72 38 15
57 In this real estate market, if you want to get in the front door, your timing has to be just right. 1.5439 0.07280 114 72 22 20
58 It comes with a revolving mortgage. 1.5414 0.06179 133 78 38 17
59 Once you get the timing down, the doors are a breeze. 1.5411 0.05842 146 85 43 18
60 It’s perfect for someone who likes to putter around. 1.5385 0.06192 130 76 38 16
61 Okay, follow me inside, one at a time. 1.5377 0.06858 106 62 31 13
62 It hits all three: location, location, timing. 1.5370 0.06890 108 64 30 14
63 So, this is your first time doing AirB&B? 1.5360 0.06380 125 74 35 16
64 You did say “golf course” and “affordable.” 1.5310 0.05958 145 87 39 19
65 It’s a two bed, one bath, three par. 1.5294 0.06429 136 85 30 21
66 It's a new listing – the last owner died unexpectedly of a stroke. 1.5294 0.06626 119 72 31 16
67 Of course you could go solar. 1.5280 0.06178 125 73 38 14
68 Timing is everything with this one. 1.5276 0.06405 127 77 33 17
69 You'll want to move quick on this one. 1.5271 0.06610 129 81 28 20
70 Once you get the timing down it’s a piece of cake. 1.5271 0.06135 129 76 38 15
71 If you have a small pencil and a score card, I can get you signed today. 1.5267 0.06256 131 79 35 17
72 If you want to get in on the ground floor timing is everything. 1.5252 0.06322 139 87 31 21
73 The only other thing in your price range is the clown mouth 1.5252 0.05806 139 81 43 15
74 It's the only thing on a golf course within your price range. 1.5250 0.06897 120 76 25 19
75 As with most real estate, timing is everything. 1.5248 0.06004 141 85 38 18
76 It's Quixotic in a nice way. 1.5248 0.06088 141 86 36 19
77 On your budget, this is all we could find in a golf community. 1.5246 0.06708 122 76 28 18
78 What whirring sound? 1.5241 0.06196 145 91 32 22
79 My real estate colleagues say, “location, location, location,” but I say, “timing, timing, timing!” 1.5227 0.05936 132 77 41 14
80 It’s all about timing folks. 1.5217 0.06275 138 86 32 20
81 I have one more place to show you. It is owned by a little old lady who has a of lot kids. 1.5214 0.06021 117 66 41 10
82 Of course in this market, timing is everything. 1.5210 0.06629 119 73 30 16
83 Now with this listing, timing is everything. 1.5203 0.06254 123 73 36 14
84 Trust me, this is the right time to get you into this house. No wait! Okay, now this is the right time... 1.5200 0.06486 125 77 31 17
85 It has an open, closed, and open again floor plan. 1.5194 0.06138 129 77 37 15
86 This is the only golf course community in your price range. 1.5188 0.06631 133 86 25 22
87 Sorry the pirate ship is over your budget. 1.5185 0.05648 135 77 46 12
88 Great! I'll contact the owner with your offer and get ball rolling. 1.5180 0.06157 139 86 34 19
89 It fell into foreclosure after the previous owner suffered from multiple strokes 1.5168 0.05917 149 92 37 20
90 It sounds like we need to refine what you meant by wanting to live on a golf course. 1.5161 0.06425 124 76 32 16
91 This is a two bedroom two bath par 3. 1.5159 0.06348 126 77 33 16
92 This property is available, but you'll have to move quickly. 1.5154 0.06482 130 82 29 19
93 Of course this is a Trump property. Didn’t you see the huge clown with the round mouth on the 18th hole! 1.5152 0.06584 132 85 26 21
94 Location, location, location? No, it's timing, timing, timing. 1.5145 0.06105 138 85 35 18
95 This is the only option next to a golf course in your price range. 1.5143 0.06124 140 87 34 19
96 Rotation, rotation, rotation. 1.5139 0.05574 144 84 46 14
97 If your timing is right, I can get you into this home. 1.5122 0.06466 123 76 31 16
98 Here we just call it “golf.” 1.5120 0.06077 125 74 38 13
99 "Yes, this is the open house, but we'll have to be quick. 1.5116 0.06139 129 78 36 15
100 This is a Dutch-style, three-bedroom, two-bath, par-3. 1.5109 0.06052 137 84 36 17
101 It's not your average, run-of-the-mill property. 1.5103 0.05800 145 88 40 17
102 It's very energy efficient and its location is above par. 1.5088 0.06738 114 71 28 15
103 It’s all a matter of timing. 1.5088 0.06261 114 67 36 11
104 I really think you should put in an offer now, you already lost the alligator and the castle is out of your price range. 1.5088 0.06853 114 72 26 16
105 It's a nice place to putter around in. 1.5085 0.06564 118 73 30 15
106 Just one thing. If It's windy,use the back door. 1.5081 0.06726 124 80 25 19
107 Of course, you would have to let people play through. 1.5079 0.06546 126 80 28 18
108 With this purchase, timing is everything. 1.5079 0.06146 126 76 36 14
109 I'll be honest. You need balls to live here. 1.5076 0.06673 132 87 23 22
110 Yes,the listing did say "Small Dutch Traditional on a golf course." 1.5076 0.06036 132 80 37 15
111 Timing is everything in this market. 1.5074 0.05995 136 83 37 16
112 You wanted to live on a golf course and this is in your price range. 1.5071 0.06609 140 94 21 25
113 I can probably get you in here, but it's going to take good timing." 1.5068 0.06166 146 94 30 22
114 I think we'd like to putt in an offer! 1.5068 0.05949 148 93 35 20
115 As promised, a home on a golf course. 1.5044 0.06301 113 67 35 11
116 This is the only Dutch Colonial at your price point. 1.5042 0.06301 119 72 34 13
117 With this model, it’s not so much “location, location, location” as “timing, timing, timing.” 1.5041 0.06442 121 75 31 15
118 Let me explain the "intermittent egress" clause. 1.5036 0.06227 137 87 31 19
119 How quickly do you think you can move in? 1.5034 0.05882 145 90 37 18
120 Timing is important. 1.5000 0.06154 134 84 33 17
121 I know you said solar, but it was just outside your budget. 1.5000 0.06107 138 87 33 18
122 What did you think “Easy access to Holland tunnel” meant? 1.5000 0.06565 118 74 29 15
123 It's priced to move. 1.5000 0.05931 138 85 37 16
124 Why yes, it was a fore closure. 1.5000 0.06146 126 77 35 14
125 If you like this, I have 17 others to show you. 1.5000 0.06868 106 66 27 13
126 Everyone talks about location, but timing is everything. 1.5000 0.06245 134 85 31 18
127 ‘You know what they say – rotation, rotation, rotation’ 1.5000 0.06146 126 77 35 14
128 It's the only 4-blade, 1-bath you'll find at this price. 1.5000 0.05580 134 78 45 11
129 It is just a matter of timing. 1.5000 0.05895 124 73 40 11
130 Golf is big around here. 1.5000 0.05806 142 87 39 16
131 Let's hop on the next blade to see the view from the top. 1.5000 0.06113 124 75 36 13
132 The previous owners? Never got the timing down. 1.4966 0.05800 145 90 38 17
133 Timing is everything on this one ! 1.4966 0.05633 145 88 42 15
134 If you love it I think we can get you in, but you'll have to move fast. 1.4965 0.06026 143 91 33 19
135 Yes, it is only a par-3. All the par-4 properties have already been sold. 1.4963 0.05842 135 82 39 14
136 Remember, with real estate it's all in the timing. 1.4962 0.05907 133 81 38 14
137 And the best part is, it keeps the Jehovah's Witnesses away. 1.4961 0.06238 129 81 32 16
138 It's everything you wanted in your dream house: a Dutch Colonial on a golf course with a lawn you can putter around on! 1.4961 0.06140 129 80 34 15
139 The current owners are retiring to a green dinosaur in Florida. 1.4961 0.06410 127 81 29 17
140 And there are only 17 other homes on this development. 1.4959 0.05999 121 72 38 11
141 My advice is to move quickly. 1.4957 0.06607 117 74 28 15
142 If you want in, you'll have to move fast." 1.4957 0.06579 115 72 29 14
143 Yes they do always say location location location but with this property I think you’ll see what I mean when I say that timing is everything. 1.4932 0.06089 146 95 30 21
144 With your income, this is the only way you can own a house on a golf course. 1.4930 0.06140 142 92 30 20
145 This really cuts down on the trick or treaters. 1.4929 0.05954 140 88 35 17
146 The price is on par with others in the neighborhood. 1.4926 0.05716 136 82 41 13
147 You must be the Mulligans. 1.4924 0.06036 132 82 35 15
148 You should act fast before someone else putts in an offer. 1.4923 0.06006 130 80 36 14
149 You're getting in at just the right time. 1.4922 0.06075 128 79 35 14
150 I have 17 other models to show you, so let's get started. 1.4921 0.05936 126 76 38 12
151 A place like this, you need to move fast. 1.4921 0.05936 126 76 38 12
152 Think of it more as an "intermittently gated community." 1.4921 0.06042 126 77 36 13
153 We said we'd like to find something "under a 'mil", not live in one 1.4918 0.06295 122 76 32 14
154 The Quixotes are motivated to sell. 1.4918 0.06076 122 74 36 12
155 It's move-in ready... now. Wait, now! Ok go now! 1.4914 0.06060 116 69 37 10
156 In this market, timing is everything. 1.4912 0.06504 114 71 30 13
157 It was slightly misleading to say that it was “near” a golf course. 1.4904 0.06552 104 63 31 10
158 Okay then, we can look at the one with the water hazard again. 1.4898 0.05741 147 92 38 17
159 Now, you'll need to time your entries and exits, but otherwise, it's the perfect house 1.4891 0.06140 137 88 31 18
160 If you're not sure, we have seventeen other locations we can look at. 1.4887 0.06280 133 86 29 18
161 Believe me, you'll never find another home on a golf course that's this affordable. 1.4887 0.05809 133 81 39 13
162 Not only do you qualify for the wind energy tax credit, but we also waive your greens fee. 1.4885 0.06353 131 85 28 18
163 If you want this place, the timing is...now 1.4884 0.06139 129 81 33 15
164 Yes, it's true what they say about location. But timing's important, too. 1.4878 0.05928 123 74 38 11
165 It hits every item on your wish-list, large front yard, natural lighting, and you're on a golf course. 1.4878 0.06568 123 80 26 17
166 ... and an old woman lives in a shoe just down the block. 1.4876 0.05763 121 71 41 9
167 Like so much in life,timing is everything. 1.4874 0.06412 119 75 30 14
168 Don't worry, almost no one gets the ball through the living room. 1.4872 0.06717 117 76 25 16
169 As you know, timing is everything. 1.4857 0.05866 140 88 36 16
170 This is a 2 bed, 2 bath, par 3. 1.4857 0.05505 140 84 44 12
171 This is the closest you’re going to get to a golf course at your price range. 1.4855 0.05656 138 84 41 13
172 Location may be important, but here, timing is everything 1.4851 0.05777 134 82 39 13
173 You said, "Find us a house on a golf course." 1.4848 0.05410 165 104 42 19
174 I just sold an old woman a shoe who would kill for this kind of light... 1.4846 0.05803 130 79 39 12
175 It'll cut your energy costs by 80 percent and eliminate, and I mean eliminate, solicitors. 1.4844 0.05654 128 76 42 10
176 You’ll find this an ideal mother-in-law apartment. 1.4841 0.06247 126 80 31 15
177 I wouldn't worry too much. Most people miss. 1.4841 0.06041 126 78 35 13
178 Like I said," in this market timing is everything" 1.4841 0.06247 126 80 31 15
179 If you'd like to make an offer, I'll get the ball rolling right away. 1.4841 0.06247 126 80 31 15
180 It also has a 3 par garage. 1.4839 0.06626 124 82 24 18
181 Yes, the blade speed is adjustable. 1.4839 0.06003 124 76 36 12
182 Would you like to try and go through the house again?" 1.4839 0.06218 124 78 32 14
183 Of course timing is everything! 1.4833 0.06693 120 79 24 17
184 Location, location, location... and timing. Timing is critical. 1.4831 0.06223 118 73 33 12
185 You may call it a Quixotic investment. 1.4828 0.06419 116 73 30 13
186 'You did say you wanted to go Dutch...' 1.4823 0.05568 141 86 42 13
187 There is a 'play through' clause in the deed. 1.4823 0.05747 141 88 38 15
188 Eventually, you don't even notice them. 1.4821 0.06081 112 67 36 9
189 If you don’t like this .. I have 17 others to choose from 1.4818 0.06050 137 88 32 17
190 It's a two bedroom, two bathroom, par 3. 1.4815 0.06097 108 64 36 8
191 Work with me, Mr. Sterling. You said you wanted a place on a golf course... 1.4815 0.05745 135 83 39 13
192 In real estate, timing is everything. 1.4815 0.06383 135 90 25 20
193 It checks all your boxes: off-the-grid wind power, plenty of play opportunities for the kids, and it’s golf course adjacent! 1.4812 0.06000 133 84 34 15
194 Like I told you, timing is everything on this house. 1.4806 0.06427 129 85 26 18
195 Now this little Dutch-influenced charmer affords you sweeping fairway views while putting you right in the middle of the action. 1.4806 0.06038 129 81 34 14
196 3 bedrooms. 2 baths. Par 3. 1.4800 0.06180 125 79 32 14
197 Here is the only golf course option I could find you within your budget. 1.4797 0.06360 123 79 29 15
198 We also have the same unit in gingerbread. 1.4793 0.06439 121 78 28 15
199 I just wanted you to see the kind of houses that are available in your budget. 1.4789 0.06056 142 93 30 19
200 This just came on the market—the previous tenant walked outside while texting. 1.4786 0.06142 117 72 34 11
201 Once you get the timing down it's a very welcoming space. 1.4786 0.05777 140 88 37 15
202 Where else are you going to find an energy efficient house, in a gated community with only 18 homes? 1.4783 0.05838 138 87 36 15
203 If this isn't your style, I also have a clown's mouth available. 1.4783 0.06218 115 71 33 11
204 We've got a very motivated seller, he moved to a lighthouse. 1.4773 0.05636 132 80 41 11
205 Like I said on the phone, it's an authentic Dutch Revival right next to the ninth hole. 1.4773 0.06033 132 84 33 15
206 They've rejected a lot of offers, but we time it right, I think we can get you into this house. 1.4773 0.06128 132 85 31 16
207 I'm not going to lie, you're going to need balls to move here. 1.4766 0.05970 128 80 35 13
208 And everything is just a short drive away. 1.4762 0.05738 147 94 36 17
209 The price is par for the course. 1.4762 0.06361 105 64 32 9
210 It's a 2 bed, 1 bath, Par 3. 1.4759 0.05797 145 93 35 17
211 I am willing to waive the greens fees, but I have a very motivated couple on the 15th hole. 1.4758 0.05891 124 76 37 11
212 I should probably tell you about the easement. 1.4755 0.05687 143 90 38 15
213 Manicured lawn, right on the green, powered by renewable wind energy, this listing won't last long! 1.4752 0.05833 141 90 35 16
214 No, no, no... your entrance would be around back. This is what we in the business refer to as the Mother-in-law Door. 1.4752 0.05833 141 90 35 16
215 With interest rates rising, you won't see a par three at this price again. 1.4750 0.06258 120 76 31 13
216 It's perfect for the couple that wants to putter around the house. 1.4746 0.06221 118 74 32 12
217 A lowball offer might get through if you time it right. 1.4741 0.05932 135 86 34 15
218 I am happy to show you a par 4 if you would like a little more space 1.4741 0.05838 135 85 36 14
219 The prior owners were recently separated. 1.4737 0.06543 133 91 21 21
220 But it's your choice. Clockwise. Or counterclockwise. 1.4733 0.05869 131 82 36 13
221 I suggest that if you want to get into this house now, timing is everything. 1.4729 0.06330 129 85 27 17
222 You know what we say in real estate, rotation, rotation, rotation. 1.4729 0.05832 129 80 37 12
223 This neighborhood checks all your boxes -- a volcano, a waterfall, and a giant clown head. 1.4724 0.05790 127 78 38 11
224 Each of the 18 properties is unique while still sharing our signature feature of "the large round hole in the yard." 1.4724 0.05681 127 77 40 10
225 How's your timing? 1.4720 0.06072 125 79 33 13
226 Well, as with buying any new home, it's all about timing. 1.4718 0.05627 142 89 39 14
227 It’s a fast moving market, but if you time the entrance right this could be a hole in one. 1.4715 0.06665 123 83 22 18
228 Any questions? 1.4715 0.06035 123 77 34 12
229 Three words: timing, timing, timing. 1.4715 0.06357 123 80 28 15
230 You did ask for a Dutch Colonial on a golf course. 1.4711 0.06436 121 79 27 15
231 It's a one bedroom, one bath, par five. 1.4710 0.06102 138 91 29 18
232 ...and it is indeed on a golf course, as you requested. 1.4706 0.05711 136 85 38 13
233 A par 3 seemed to be more within your budget. 1.4706 0.05615 136 84 40 12
234 You asked to see a house on a golf course. 1.4706 0.06065 119 74 34 11
235 This is Trump golf. He hates the word 'miniature.' 1.4701 0.06329 134 90 25 19
236 Now this is not your run-of-the-mill house! 1.4701 0.06149 134 88 29 17
237 “You’re in luck, this dude from La Mancha is anxious to sell” 1.4700 0.07171 100 66 21 13
238 I'm sorry, for the budget that you gave me, this is the only listing available with old world charm, in a gated community, on a course! 1.4690 0.05711 145 93 36 16
239 Did I mention it's the only par 3 left in the neighborhood? 1.4690 0.05454 145 90 42 13
240 Of course, on windy days, we suggest using the back door. 1.4688 0.06170 128 83 30 15
241 The good news is, it’s $300k less than the Clown’s Mouth. 1.4685 0.06246 111 69 32 10
242 Of course the neighbors will want to play through 1.4676 0.05713 139 88 37 14
243 We also have hole 8 available with a waterfall view. 1.4676 0.05621 139 87 39 13
244 I can also show you something in a par 3. 1.4672 0.06179 122 78 31 13
245 I think you may have misunderstood the golf membership 1.4672 0.05866 137 88 34 15
246 It's hit or miss, really. 1.4662 0.05865 148 98 31 19
247 It's not your run-of-the-mill house. 1.4662 0.06089 133 87 30 16
248 It's a 3 bedroom 2 bath par 3 1.4658 0.05681 146 94 36 16
249 It gets great light...then not so great...then great again...then not so great... 1.4656 0.05765 131 82 37 12
250 I'll draft the offer and get the ball rolling but timing is everything. 1.4653 0.05739 144 93 35 16
251 Timing is everything. 1.4651 0.05931 129 82 34 13
252 Three things. Rotation. Rotation. Rotation. 1.4643 0.05860 140 91 33 16
253 And then there's the 2 par garage... 1.4643 0.05498 140 87 41 12
254 What you need is a house that says ‘We’re the Johnsons! We’re fun...We’re whimsical...We’re a little bit dangerous...’” 1.4643 0.06333 112 71 30 11
255 I think the 7th hole is more in your price range. 1.4638 0.06011 138 91 30 17
256 This is a charming 2-bedroom, 2-bath, par 4. 1.4634 0.05690 123 75 39 9
257 Oh, once you get the timing right, you'll never even notice... 1.4634 0.05806 123 76 37 10
258 There's a castle on the next green if you want something more upscale. 1.4634 0.06141 123 79 31 13
259 Would you like to take a look at the lighthouse before making up your mind ? 1.4631 0.05834 149 99 31 19
260 Well, you said you wanted a house on a golf course... 1.4622 0.06404 119 78 27 14
261 After this, we'll go visit a wonderful 3 bed, 2 bath shoe. 1.4621 0.06122 132 87 29 16
262 Location isn’ t everything..it’s timing. 1.4621 0.05624 145 93 37 15
263 You have to admit, it is not your run of the mill type place 1.4615 0.05997 130 84 32 14
264 Yes, the clown's mouth is cheaper, but it lacks curb appeal. 1.4615 0.05767 143 93 34 16
265 It’s not your run-of-the-mill rental. 1.4615 0.06095 130 85 30 15
266 Of course, like life, timing is everthing 1.4610 0.05999 141 94 29 18
267 Location certainly matters, but so does timing! 1.4609 0.06065 128 83 31 14
268 Not to worry, it's actually a very tricky shot. 1.4609 0.06333 115 74 29 12
269 Well, just a quick warning, with this place timing is everything! 1.4609 0.06452 115 75 27 13
270 Now, timing is critical for this open house. 1.4604 0.05977 139 92 30 17
271 You said you wanted something reasonably priced on a golf course.... 1.4604 0.05800 139 90 34 15
272 Timing is the key. 1.4603 0.06032 126 81 32 13
273 And it has excellent ventilation. 1.4597 0.05771 124 77 37 10
274 Sure, let's talk about the elephant in the corner. 1.4593 0.05926 135 88 32 15
275 We think it might be gophers. 1.4590 0.05600 122 74 40 8
276 It's a two bed, two bath, par three... 1.4590 0.05720 122 75 38 9
277 Well you did say you always wanted to live on a golf course, Harold. 1.4590 0.06284 122 80 28 14
278 If you like the property, I think the timing is perfect to get in now. 1.4583 0.06471 120 80 25 15
279 Tiny house, green energy source, located next to the fairway... I think you'll find this listing checks all the boxes! 1.4583 0.05785 120 74 37 9
280 Well of course you've heard the three most important words in real estate-rotation, rotation, rotation. 1.4580 0.06059 131 86 30 15
281 Sustainable power and a golf course - seems to check all your boxes 1.4579 0.06543 107 69 27 11
282 When we said we wanted to live on a golf course, I don’t think this is quite what we had in mind. 1.4577 0.05795 142 93 33 16
283 And, as you can see, it truly is right on the golf course. 1.4576 0.05853 118 73 36 9
284 If you have one of those small pencils, I'll write up the contract now. 1.4576 0.06771 118 81 20 17
285 The previous owner died in a freak accident. 1.4571 0.05768 140 91 34 15
286 On windy days, I suggest working at home... 1.4569 0.06290 116 75 29 12
287 Follow me in on the count of three. 1.4567 0.06098 127 83 30 14
288 It's a charming three-bedroom, three-bath par-three. 1.4567 0.05783 127 80 36 11
289 This Dutch charmer overlooks the seventh hole. 1.4567 0.05995 127 82 32 13
290 Unfortunately, the house by the waterfall is out of your price range. 1.4567 0.05674 127 79 38 10
291 I know the tiny house craze is over but the mini-golf house market is just heating up. 1.4567 0.05674 127 79 38 10
292 Salesmen and missionaries think twice before ringing your doorbell. 1.4560 0.06065 125 81 31 13
293 An opportunity like this only comes around every so often. 1.4560 0.05848 125 79 35 11
294 Make sure you look both ways before you walk out of the door. 1.4560 0.06065 125 81 31 13
295 So. . .would you like to putt in an offer? 1.4558 0.05565 147 95 37 15
296 And the best part is, that hole leads straight to the parking garage. 1.4553 0.06350 123 82 26 15
297 I would argue it’s EXACTLY what the listing said: “Green energy home with European feel. On the course.” 1.4553 0.06027 123 79 32 12
298 As I was saying, timing is everything. 1.4553 0.06454 123 83 24 16
299 I'd act fast, the foot traffic on this property has been unbelievable. 1.4552 0.05667 134 85 37 12
300 And the location is great. I just sold the shoe next door to a little old woman. 1.4552 0.05765 134 86 35 13
301 If you don’t like this floor plan, we have 17 more to choose from. 1.4552 0.05956 134 88 31 15
302 As we say in the real estate business, it's all about "timing, timing, timing." 1.4552 0.05705 145 95 34 16
303 Two bed, one bath, par 4 1.4545 0.06023 132 87 30 15
304 Before we get to the showing, remember that timing is key. 1.4545 0.06666 110 73 24 13
305 Your mortgage statements will be written with a stubby pencil on a little card, and will probably not be accurate. 1.4545 0.05590 143 92 37 14
306 If you are a drinking man we should look elsewhere 1.4539 0.05557 141 90 38 13
307 It tends to get a bit noisy in the summer months, but that's par for the course around here. 1.4539 0.05736 141 92 34 15
308 You hated the clown on hole 6, and you hate the windmill. Do you want to live on a golf course or not? 1.4528 0.06306 106 67 30 9
309 What we're offering is a lifestyle that's high on whimsy and low on maintenance." 1.4528 0.06162 106 66 32 8
310 On a windy day, use the back door. 1.4527 0.05367 148 94 41 13
311 It’s a three bedroom, two bath, par three. 1.4527 0.05858 148 100 29 19
312 90% of the balls never make it this far. It's safer than a bocce ball court. 1.4524 0.05921 126 81 33 12
313 This is the only golf retirement community you can afford. 1.4522 0.06327 115 75 28 12
314 If you want in, we gotta act fast. In this neighborhood, timing is everything. 1.4522 0.06206 115 74 30 11
315 And the best part is, you can charge your Tesla for free. 1.4522 0.06564 115 77 24 14
316 It's a 2 bath, 3 bed, 4 par. 1.4519 0.05732 135 87 35 13
317 Ready to get swept off your feet? 1.4519 0.05635 135 86 37 12
318 You could putter around the yard to your heart's content. 1.4516 0.05879 124 79 34 11
319 If you're interested in this house, know that timing is everything. 1.4516 0.05879 124 79 34 11
320 It looked different on Zillow ? 1.4513 0.06284 113 73 29 11
321 I’ll see what I can do but no one gets this property on their first shot. 1.4511 0.06082 133 89 28 16
322 You said you wanted a house on a golf course. 1.4508 0.06279 122 81 27 14
323 Yes, indeed. Timing is everything. 1.4508 0.06170 122 80 29 13
324 Location? No, no, no. In real estate, it's timing, timing, timing. 1.4504 0.06055 131 87 29 15
325 This one's gonna sell fast. It's the only par-3 in the neighborhood. 1.4500 0.05490 140 89 39 12
326 To get you into this one timing's everything. 1.4500 0.05899 120 76 34 10
327 Oh, there are a couple of easements that I should probably mention. 1.4500 0.05490 140 89 39 12
328 I can get you into this house, but timing is everything 1.4496 0.05923 129 84 32 13
329 In this business, timing is everything. 1.4496 0.05608 129 81 38 10
330 On the bright side, very few people can make this shot. 1.4493 0.05915 138 92 30 16
331 We can't keep going round and round on the price. There's a foursome waiting. 1.4490 0.05391 147 94 40 13
332 Just some parting words of advice - don’t text and walk. 1.4488 0.05990 127 83 31 13
333 ...and the Hubbards are just two streets over in the shoe 1.4488 0.06295 127 86 25 16
334 Your timing will be crucial for this property. 1.4488 0.06295 127 86 25 16
335 Once you get the timing down I think you’ll really like it here. 1.4485 0.05794 136 89 33 14
336 Well yes, there is no driveway, but that's kind of the point. 1.4485 0.06070 136 92 27 17
337 It's on a golf course, it's close to church, and it's eco-friendly. What else could you want? 1.4485 0.05887 136 90 31 15
338 Mexico will pay for the windmill. 1.4483 0.05784 145 97 31 17
339 It's 2 bedrooms, 1 1/2 baths and a par 3. 1.4480 0.06059 125 82 30 13
340 And of course any late rent payments will result in a two stroke penalty. 1.4480 0.05952 125 81 32 12
341 This house perfectly fits your criteria - a traditional design near a golf course. 1.4478 0.05857 134 88 32 14
342 This offer should go through easily, but we’ll have to time it just right. 1.4478 0.05760 134 87 34 13
343 In this case, it’s “timing, timing, timing.” 1.4478 0.06138 134 91 26 17
344 Now I have to warn you,the front door is a little tricky. 1.4476 0.06345 105 67 29 9
345 As with all real estate, timing is crucial. 1.4476 0.05673 143 94 34 15
346 Good news, Mr. and Mrs. Quixote! Your dream home is no longer impossible! 1.4474 0.05738 152 103 30 19
347 Trust me folks, around here below par is a good thing. 1.4474 0.06116 114 73 31 10
348 Listen, real estate is all about timing. 1.4472 0.06239 123 82 27 14
349 ...And you never have to worry about door-to-door salesmen. 1.4472 0.05910 123 79 33 11
350 Did I mention proximity to recreational activities? 1.4472 0.05561 123 76 39 8
351 You said you were looking for a Dutch colonial? 1.4468 0.05552 141 91 37 13
352 The pirate ship is taken. This is the best we have 1.4463 0.05979 121 78 32 11
353 I also have something on the back-nine with a water feature. 1.4459 0.05448 148 96 38 14
354 Let’s get the ball rolling if you think the timing’s right. 1.4459 0.05452 157 104 36 17
355 This is the only Dutch colonial I could find in your price range. 1.4454 0.06281 119 79 27 13
356 It's a great deal, quite a bit less than you usually pay for a place on a golf course. 1.4453 0.05849 128 83 33 12
357 It’s perfect. You’ll be downsizing... and living on a golf course. 1.4453 0.05635 128 81 37 10
358 It depends on how much you putt down. 1.4453 0.06122 137 94 25 18
359 On a windy day, it generates its own power AND keeps away Jehovah's Witnesses. 1.4453 0.05944 137 92 29 16
360 Compared to other houses in the neighborhood, it's above par." 1.4444 0.05728 144 96 32 16
361 It wasn’t easy finding something in your price range that was in a family friendly neighborhood and on a golf course. 1.4444 0.05917 135 90 30 15
362 The seller is very motivated. 1.4444 0.05467 144 93 38 13
363 Gotta move fast on this one. shall we get the ball rolling? 1.4444 0.06010 135 91 28 16
364 It's the original air bnb." 1.4444 0.05727 135 88 34 13
365 This particular tiny house is exotic, quixotic, and a step up from your current shoe. 1.4444 0.06022 126 83 30 13
366 I was told they were very happy here before the accident. 1.4437 0.05522 142 92 37 13
367 When you're thinking of getting into a home, timing is everything. 1.4435 0.05983 124 81 31 12
368 The owner recently relocated the hole to the front yard to cut down on through traffic. 1.4430 0.05419 149 97 38 14
369 ...I'm telling you ...in this neighborhood timing is everything 1.4429 0.05294 140 88 42 10
370 The timing was off for the last couple who were interested in this property. 1.4429 0.05294 140 88 42 10
371 It's no ordinary run-of-a-mill home. 1.4427 0.05648 131 84 36 11
372 Amazon delivery is hit or miss. 1.4427 0.05852 131 86 32 13
373 Just remember the three R's--Rotation, rotation, rotation. 1.4426 0.06486 122 84 22 16
374 In your price range, this is the closest you'll come to golf course living. 1.4425 0.06151 113 73 30 10
375 I usually tell my clients that it's all about "location, location, location." In this case, the timing is key. 1.4425 0.06021 113 72 32 9
376 Yes, didn't I say it was on a golf course? 1.4420 0.05541 138 89 37 12
377 I understand. The timing has to be right." 1.4417 0.06460 120 82 23 15
378 The rent is reasonable, and the electric bill is practically nil 1.4417 0.05650 120 75 37 8
379 I mean, you said you were in the market for a Dutch colonial... 1.4414 0.05526 145 95 36 14
380 It's small, but it's right on the golf course. 1.4414 0.05259 145 92 42 11
381 It's a par 4, but I think I can get them down to 3. 1.4412 0.05298 136 85 42 9
382 It's in great shape. The seller is a little old lady who downsized to a shoe. 1.4409 0.05984 127 84 30 13
383 I think we preferred the 7th hole - better schools... 1.4409 0.06190 127 86 26 15
384 This isn't just your run of the mill home.... 1.4409 0.05984 127 84 30 13
385 I admit, ‘central air’ may have been a little misleading. 1.4407 0.05840 118 75 34 9
386 No, that's old news. The neighborhood association has taken care of Mr. Quixote. 1.4403 0.05851 134 89 31 14
387 I understand your skepticism, but I sense the developer is serious about limiting this subdivision to just the 18 units. 1.4400 0.05946 125 82 31 12
388 Timing will be everything. 1.4400 0.06054 125 83 29 13
389 ... and don't forget to have your key ready. 1.4400 0.05946 125 82 31 12
390 At the end of the day, there's risk involved in any home purchase. 1.4397 0.05814 141 95 30 16
391 If you wanna get in on the ground floor, timing is everything. 1.4397 0.06396 116 78 25 13
392 Please understand Mr. and Mrs. Quixote, the entire neighborhood has a vivid imagination. 1.4390 0.05903 123 80 32 11
393 This is no run-of-the-mill property. 1.4390 0.05673 123 78 36 9
394 Of course, the property values are on par with the neighbors'. 1.4386 0.05980 114 73 32 9
395 There are only 17 other homes in this neighborhood. 1.4386 0.06109 114 74 30 10
396 A windmill at this price is par for the course. 1.4385 0.05779 130 85 33 12
397 I'll show you the inside when the wind dies down. 1.4375 0.06054 112 72 31 9
398 The seller is willing to throw in a lifetime supply of tiny pencils. 1.4375 0.06564 112 76 23 13
399 The previous owner had 4 strokes before he finally moved on. 1.4375 0.05843 128 84 32 12
400 Timing is critical. 1.4375 0.05947 128 85 30 13
401 It’s only dangerous to leave the house in windy days 1.4375 0.05189 144 91 43 10
402 If you don’t like this one, there’s a gorgeous clown’s mouth in foreclosure just across from the waterfall. 1.4370 0.06096 135 93 25 17
403 You said an original home on a golf course 1.4370 0.05817 135 90 31 14
404 Remember: It's all about rotation, rotation, rotation. 1.4370 0.05911 135 91 29 15
405 Really don't know what happened to the former owner but I heard that it had something to do with bad timing. 1.4370 0.06387 119 81 24 14
406 Well, if you decide to purchase the place, just remember-Timing is everything. 1.4370 0.06387 119 81 24 14
407 The only downside is that your neighbor is kind of a clown. 1.4366 0.05606 142 94 34 14
408 I assure you, this is no run-of-the-mill house. 1.4366 0.05695 142 95 32 15
409 We call this model the “Home-in-one!” 1.4365 0.06015 126 84 29 13
410 I know it's at the upper end of your price range, but it is a Par 4. 1.4365 0.05690 126 81 35 10
411 This unit is on par with other houses in the market. 1.4365 0.05462 126 79 39 8
412 Don’t worry. They usually miss. 1.4365 0.05690 126 81 35 10
413 It's the latest thing in mixed-use development. 1.4364 0.06898 110 77 18 15
414 If you want to get in this place we have to act right now. 1.4361 0.05783 133 88 32 13
415 In Real Estate timing is everything, especially with this house. 1.4361 0.05683 133 87 34 12
416 It became available when the last owner, and his horse, moved to Spain 1.4361 0.06164 133 92 24 17
417 I’d recommend moving quickly — timing is critical. 1.4361 0.05880 133 89 30 14
418 It’s energy efficient, Dutch inspired, and has a path to a lovely water feature. 1.4359 0.06353 117 79 25 13
419 I can only think of one drawback. 1.4359 0.06116 117 77 29 11
420 You just have to time it. 1.4357 0.05479 140 91 37 12
421 Some say location, location, location. But this place is all about timing, timing, timing. 1.4357 0.05572 140 92 35 13
422 First question I always ask: How are your reflexes? 1.4357 0.05288 140 89 41 10
423 Do you like to putter around the house? 1.4354 0.05467 147 97 36 14
424 Oh, and one more thing. Please, PLEASE remember to answer the doorbell within 27 seconds. 1.4354 0.05293 147 95 40 12
425 Not ON the 18th hole. It IS the 18th hole. 1.4354 0.05551 147 98 34 15
426 I also have a charming 3 bedroom inside a clown's mouth. 1.4354 0.05798 147 101 28 18
427 I also have a very nice castle with a moat and draw bridge. 1.4352 0.06614 108 73 23 12
428 Maybe the merry-go-round is closer to your price range. 1.4351 0.05641 131 85 35 11
429 It's a time share. You can enter at 10 second intervals. 1.4351 0.05745 131 86 33 12
430 Of course price is always important, but with this property timing is everything. 1.4351 0.05429 131 83 39 9
431 It's a gated community...but only in 3-second intervals. 1.4351 0.05745 131 86 33 12
432 On the bright side, it could be a shoe. 1.4348 0.05438 138 89 38 11
433 I can even give you a sub-par loan. 1.4345 0.05775 145 99 29 17
434 It’s really only an issue when it’s windy. 1.4345 0.05691 145 98 31 16
435 There is one easement in the deed that I think you should read. 1.4344 0.05581 122 77 37 8
436 This is about as close as you can get to the 9th green in your price range. 1.4344 0.05818 122 79 33 10
437 Think of it as Dutch Revival meets Maralago. 1.4344 0.06158 122 82 27 13
438 The Quixotes are very motivated sellers. 1.4344 0.05581 122 77 37 8
439 You've got to move fast. 1.4338 0.05592 136 89 35 12
440 I have another property I'd like to show you. An old lady is moving our of her shoe. 1.4338 0.05493 136 88 37 11
441 We'll,there's this lovely old shoe we could look at. 1.4336 0.06637 113 78 21 14
442 It’s downsizing and on the golf course. Best of both worlds! 1.4336 0.05396 143 93 38 12
443 You’ll hear ‘location, location, location,’ a lot, but with this one it’s all about timing. 1.4333 0.06003 120 79 30 11
444 Getting through the door will be easy once you get the timing down. 1.4331 0.05872 127 84 31 12
445 Golf course view, miniature price. 1.4331 0.05765 127 83 33 11
446 The window of opportunity is closing fast. 1.4328 0.05238 134 84 42 8
447 In real estate, everything is timing. 1.4328 0.05845 134 90 30 14
448 This is not your run-of-the-mill place. 1.4326 0.05809 141 96 29 16
449 It's not just a game, it's a lifestyle 1.4318 0.05710 132 87 33 12
450 Actually no, it's coal powered. 1.4318 0.06102 132 91 25 16
451 Its definitely above par for this neighborhood. 1.4318 0.05710 132 87 33 12
452 Don't let the door hit you on your way in. 1.4317 0.05781 139 94 30 15
453 Why not just putt in an offer and see where it goes? 1.4314 0.05468 153 103 34 16
454 An open concept, energy efficient and steps to a golf course; this is everything you’re looking for. 1.4312 0.06693 109 75 21 13
455 I'd also recommend hazard insurance. 1.4310 0.05772 116 74 34 8
456 As far as rentals go, this one is par for the course. 1.4309 0.06008 123 82 29 12
457 We'll view the interior once the wind dies down. 1.4309 0.05665 123 79 35 9
458 We made Holland pay for it 1.4308 0.06172 130 90 24 16
459 Right on the golf course as you requested. 1.4308 0.05562 130 84 36 10
460 It's crazy but timing is everything if you want to get into a place like this... 1.4307 0.05933 137 94 27 16
461 Built in renewable energy. Built in pet door. Small in ground pool. This won't be on the market long. 1.4306 0.05885 144 100 26 18
462 And the yard is great for just puttering around! 1.4298 0.05972 114 74 31 9
463 For a par three, this is an absolute steal. 1.4297 0.05621 128 83 35 10
464 On the plus side, the ball rarely lands in your living room. 1.4296 0.05417 135 87 38 10
465 This is a very exclusive development with only 17 other neighbors. 1.4296 0.05518 135 88 36 11
466 It does require balls to live here. 1.4286 0.05748 140 95 30 15
467 Not exactly what I had in mind when I said I wanted a house with a white picket fence. 1.4286 0.05794 119 77 33 9
468 The seller, Mr. Gulliver, will still maintain play through privileges. 1.4286 0.05682 126 82 34 10
469 And the value is well above par for the neighborhood. 1.4286 0.05150 133 83 43 7
470 The last owners died suddenly. 1.4286 0.05776 133 89 31 13
471 It comes with a fenced-in yard, but that's par for the course in this neighborhood 1.4286 0.05793 126 83 32 11
472 We could probably low ball them, but we'll need to time it perfectly. 1.4286 0.05711 147 101 29 17
473 In this market, timing is key. 1.4276 0.05427 145 96 36 13
474 You're in luck - this gem is definitely not your run-of-the-mill property... 1.4275 0.05634 131 86 34 11
475 I can show you the inside but we're gonna have to make a run for it. 1.4275 0.05529 131 85 36 10
476 I think I can get you into this complex if we time it right. 1.4275 0.05312 131 83 40 8
477 With your budget, this is the best place I can find you on a golf course. 1.4274 0.06185 124 85 25 14
478 With this model you have no unsightly solar panels and you naturally repel solicitors. 1.4274 0.05969 124 83 29 12
479 Yes, we can install Dutch Doors. 1.4274 0.06078 124 84 27 13
480 And at a par-3, it's right in your range! 1.4274 0.05969 124 83 29 12
481 It's a 3 bedroom, 2 bathroom, par 4. 1.4265 0.05486 136 89 36 11
482 I can promise you this: All your Prius-driving friends are going to be insanely jealous. 1.4265 0.05777 136 92 30 14
483 Nearby you have a Covered Bridge, a Paddle Wheel, and there's a Loop de Loop just down the street. 1.4264 0.05695 129 85 33 11
484 You asked for Dutch doors. 1.4262 0.05693 122 79 34 9
485 You might want to use the back entrance during tee times. 1.4262 0.06259 122 84 24 14
486 Before we go in, I have to ask if you have good reflexes. 1.4262 0.05449 122 77 38 7
487 I know you were looking for a par 3, but this just came on the market and it is loaded with Old World charm". 1.4254 0.05441 134 87 37 10
488 The property is fully carpeted, but that's par for the course. 1.4254 0.05441 134 87 37 10
489 It's not your typical 'run of the mill' type establishment. 1.4254 0.05643 134 89 33 12
490 And it is more reasonably priced than the Gingerbread House. 1.4250 0.05995 120 80 29 11
491 As promised, an affordable home on a golf course... 1.4250 0.05877 120 79 31 10
492 For your price range, this is a real hole-in-one. 1.4248 0.06133 113 75 28 10
493 Noisy, sure. But way less creepy than the Clown's Head walk up we saw earlier. 1.4247 0.05309 146 96 38 12
494 I'm sensing you're concerned with more than just the size of the property. 1.4245 0.05497 139 92 35 12
495 Yes, life on a golf course has its challenges. But in this case they are miniature. 1.4245 0.05864 139 96 27 16
496 Well, you said you wanted to go dutch! 1.4242 0.05390 132 85 38 9
497 Solar panels just seemed too obtrusive. 1.4242 0.05703 132 88 32 12
498 The only negative is trying to get into the house on a windy day. 1.4240 0.05821 125 83 31 11
499 It's a great place to putter around. 1.4240 0.05360 125 79 39 7
500 Don't worry, hardly anybody makes that shot. But just be careful how you arrange your furniture. 1.4238 0.05352 151 101 36 14
501 Yes, but do you really want to deal with the draw bridge on hole 3 everyday? 1.4237 0.06185 118 80 26 12
502 If you want something a bit nicer, there's a par four right on the water. 1.4237 0.06301 118 81 24 13
503 It’s a green home. And on a golf course. What more could you want? 1.4236 0.05269 144 94 39 11
504 Any house can have a little white fence, but this one will be earning you a massive carbon credit. 1.4231 0.05660 130 86 33 11
505 As a home it’s pretty run of the mill 1.4231 0.05968 130 89 27 14
506 And the view of the clown's mouth from the master bedroom is amazing. 1.4228 0.05402 149 100 35 14
507 I'm pleased to meet you on behalf of Quixote Realty. 1.4226 0.05439 168 118 29 21
508 You did say you wanted something near a golf course. 1.4225 0.05412 142 94 36 12
509 To get into this house, timing is everything. 1.4224 0.05891 116 76 31 9
510 Of course in real estate...timing is everything 1.4219 0.05502 128 83 36 9
511 Look, in your price range, this the the best retirement home on a golf course you’re gonna find.” 1.4218 0.05454 147 99 34 14
512 Oh, yes, timing IS everything. 1.4218 0.05454 147 99 34 14
513 It's a great fixer-upper if you're on the ball and like to putter around the house. 1.4218 0.05539 147 100 32 15
514 Frankly, this is the only place within your handicap. 1.4215 0.05598 121 78 35 8
515 What's makes this property unique is the timed entrance. 1.4214 0.05651 140 95 31 14
516 It's vintage Dutch colonial. 1.4214 0.05741 140 96 29 15
517 Yes Maam, but, in my professional opinion, timing is everything. 1.4211 0.05158 152 100 40 12
518 Waterfront? Let me show you something on the back nine. 1.4211 0.06341 114 78 24 12
519 The former owner? Sadly, just a freak accident that could have been prevented by good timing. 1.4211 0.05769 133 90 30 13
520 I'm legally obligated to tell you the old owner was killed by a golf ball. 1.4207 0.05148 145 94 41 10
521 Well, we call that the mother-in-law hole 1.4206 0.05785 126 84 31 11
522 It's on par with the rest of the homes in this neighborhood. 1.4206 0.05785 126 84 31 11
523 with your budget this is the closest you’ll get to your dream of living on a golf course 1.4206 0.06510 107 73 23 11
524 I think you'll find everything's up to par. 1.4204 0.05042 157 103 42 12
525 It is a great house, but you will have to get the timing right. 1.4203 0.05123 138 88 42 8
526 I’ve been studying the cycle and now is the perfect opportunity to move in. 1.4203 0.05521 138 92 34 12
527 You said you would be open to real estate alternatives so long as there was a golf course nearby… 1.4203 0.05326 138 90 38 10
528 If you want this house, timing is everything 1.4203 0.04912 138 86 46 6
529 You're not going to find anything else on the course at this price. 1.4202 0.05907 119 79 30 10
530 In light of your budget, this is the best home we could find on a golf course. 1.4202 0.06026 119 80 28 11
531 No? Then let's look at #18, the one with the water view. 1.4202 0.05907 119 79 30 10
532 On your budget I could not get you that 'tiny house' on the golf course, but I may have a compromise.... 1.4202 0.06258 119 82 24 13
533 It really is all about rotation, rotation, rotation. 1.4200 0.05618 150 104 29 17
534 Yeah. it's off the grid. 1.4198 0.05931 131 90 27 14
535 The previous owner stayed remarkably nimble and was never bothered by solicitations. 1.4198 0.05730 131 88 31 12
536 Timing is everything with this particular property. 1.4196 0.05650 143 98 30 15
537 You said “show me something affordable on a golf course,” so here we are. 1.4194 0.05737 124 82 32 10
538 With this new home, timing is everything. 1.4194 0.06070 124 85 26 13
539 And your mortgage rate is obviously variable, depending on the winds... 1.4191 0.05955 136 95 25 16
540 The key to getting into the right house is timing. 1.4191 0.05577 136 91 33 12
541 If you'd prefer a beachfront property, I can show you Hole 9. 1.4188 0.05595 117 75 35 7
542 The other houses only have solar. 1.4188 0.06099 117 79 27 11
543 Well, you asked for a home on a golf course 1.4188 0.06099 117 79 27 11
544 The insurance policy covers fire, water damage and group events like middle school birthday parties. 1.4188 0.06099 117 79 27 11
545 What will it take to putt you into this baby? 1.4182 0.06245 110 74 26 10
546 This looks like a wind-wind situation for everybody. 1.4182 0.05972 110 72 30 8
547 I’m really afraid if you don’t time this right you’ll lose out. 1.4180 0.05801 122 81 31 10
548 The asking price is about par for the course in this neighborhood. 1.4180 0.05801 122 81 31 10
549 The yard is too big? Then I’ll show you a Par 2. 1.4178 0.05121 146 95 41 10
550 It’s just a run of the mill house. 1.4178 0.05647 146 101 29 16
551 My hand to God. The moment I laid eyes on you folks I said to myself.....Windmill. 1.4174 0.06416 115 80 22 13
552 Run of the mill? Yes, I have heard that one. 1.4173 0.05749 127 85 31 11
553 Basement access is tricky. 1.4173 0.05856 127 86 29 12
554 Now, when you say this one is below par, is that a good or bad thing? 1.4173 0.06168 127 89 23 15
555 You might qualify for a revolving mortgage. 1.4173 0.05393 139 92 36 11
556 I like that it's right on a golf course but the guy next door seems like a clown with a big mouth 1.4167 0.05986 120 81 28 11
557 Dutch Colonial, off the grid, lovely breezes. 1.4167 0.05895 132 91 27 14
558 Its just a short drive to the office 1.4167 0.05443 144 97 34 13
559 We'll have access in four seconds. 1.4167 0.04977 144 92 44 8
560 While I understand you're concerned, keep in mind that the paint color can be changed. 1.4167 0.04977 144 92 44 8
561 This is just what you wanted--something directly on the golf course with lovely breezes all year. 1.4167 0.05488 132 87 35 10
562 The previous owner forgot the importance of timing his exit out the door 1.4161 0.05561 149 103 30 16
563 Sure its small, but it feels like a par 5 inside. 1.4161 0.05225 149 99 38 12
564 It could be worse. You could be living in a shoe! 1.4161 0.04958 149 96 44 9
565 Your timing must be impeccable to get into this one. 1.4161 0.05048 149 97 42 10
566 Coming and going is dicey, but the energy savings are fantastic! 1.4161 0.05048 149 97 42 10
567 We'll just have to time your closing carefully. 1.4161 0.05348 137 90 37 10
568 I can also show you one with a moat. 1.4160 0.05700 125 83 32 10
569 Getting through the front door requires a little timing! 1.4160 0.05813 125 84 30 11
570 It's on a par with other houses in the neighborhood. 1.4160 0.06137 125 87 24 14
571 The description "on a miniature gulf" might have a typo. 1.4156 0.05349 154 105 34 15
572 Good timing helps 1.4155 0.05311 142 94 37 11
573 I like to think of it as a quixotic little place. 1.4155 0.05496 142 96 33 13
574 There's just a couple things to watch out for... 1.4154 0.05859 130 89 28 13
575 Well, you did say 'energy-efficient' and 'green' ." 1.4151 0.06410 106 72 24 10
576 Yes, it is a rather unusual take on mixed-use development... 1.4146 0.05878 123 83 29 11
577 Scoring on a place like this is all about the timing. 1.4146 0.05406 123 79 37 7
578 Let's just duck in and see the inside, shall we? 1.4146 0.05406 123 79 37 7
579 I'm not gonna fight you on the price, Mr. Quixote 1.4143 0.05458 140 94 34 12
580 This next house will knock you out! 1.4143 0.05551 140 95 32 13
581 You see, they say it’s all about location but with places like these... it’s all about timing. 1.4143 0.05822 140 98 26 16
582 No running water, but hole 17 has a huge wishing well. 1.4143 0.05458 140 94 34 12
583 It’s all in the timing. 1.4141 0.05493 128 84 35 9
584 And best of all, green fees are included. 1.4141 0.05713 128 86 31 11
585 Free electric, and door-to-door salesmen are never a problem. 1.4141 0.05380 128 83 37 8
586 Decapitation insurance included the first year 1.4138 0.06007 116 78 28 10
587 At his behest, everything is exaggerated at the Trump Miniature Golf Course. 1.4135 0.05955 133 93 25 15
588 I was pretty clear that this was an open house. 1.4135 0.05559 133 89 33 11
589 Yes, it is on the expensive side, but you know what they say: Rotation, rotation, rotation. 1.4135 0.05760 133 91 29 13
590 Perfect for the man who likes to putter around. 1.4135 0.05559 133 89 33 11
591 And you thought a Dutch Colonial on a golf course was impossible! 1.4132 0.06174 121 84 24 13
592 If you’re ready to sign, shall we get the ball rolling? 1.4132 0.05829 121 81 30 10
593 With 10% down, we can get the ball rolling immediately. 1.4130 0.05317 138 91 37 10
594 Just a moment before we start the open house, we have to time our entrance just right. 1.4128 0.06414 109 75 23 11
595 We can check out the interior, but we have to be quick." 1.4127 0.05318 126 81 38 7
596 As you can see, it's centrally located: Pirate Ship-adjacent and steps from the Castle Moat, the Dinosaur, and the Krazy Klown. 1.4123 0.05819 114 75 31 8
597 It just needs someone with a little imagination. And quick reflexes. 1.4123 0.05684 114 74 33 7
598 On a windy day....you have to be quick. 1.4123 0.05951 114 76 29 9
599 So when do you want to get the ball rolling? 1.4123 0.06571 114 81 19 14
600 We'll need to act fast on this one. 1.4123 0.05819 114 75 31 8
601 We're big fans of renewable energy housing. 1.4123 0.05951 114 76 29 9
602 And after 9pm you have the course to yourself! 1.4122 0.05404 131 86 36 9
603 Why yes . . . Don Quixote did once live in this neighborhood. 1.4122 0.05404 131 86 36 9
604 Trust me, it's not a trap. 1.4122 0.05923 131 91 26 14
605 This is not what we had in mind when we said we were looking for a Dutch Colonial style home 1.4122 0.05618 131 88 32 11
606 Sure, but it's a miniature mortgage too. 1.4118 0.05470 136 91 34 11
607 For this property, timing is everything. 1.4118 0.05897 119 80 29 10
608 If you like the neighborhood, I have 17 other unique homes to show you--all with front door views of the fairway. 1.4118 0.05370 136 90 36 10
609 Not sure if we can afford this, it’s a big step up from the clown’s mouth. 1.4118 0.05267 136 89 38 9
610 When we said we were into Dutch Colonial... 1.4118 0.05666 136 93 30 13
611 If price is your prime concern I can get you a great deal on a shoe that's about to go into foreclosure. 1.4109 0.05570 129 86 33 10
612 And if you sink this putt, your first month's rent is free. 1.4107 0.06024 112 75 28 9
613 The good news is that we have a shot. 1.4104 0.05526 134 90 33 11
614 This is the only property on a golf course I could find in your budget. 1.4103 0.06088 117 80 26 11
615 It’s priced to move quickly, so timing is key 1.4103 0.06208 117 81 24 12
616 Security system? You try getting in." 1.4101 0.05575 139 95 31 13
617 I realize that but imagine the feeling of acomplishment you would have every time you left the house. 1.4101 0.05481 139 94 33 12
618 Yes, access to the golf course in included. 1.4098 0.05791 122 82 30 10
619 If it gets really windy, you may want to stay inside. 1.4094 0.05629 127 85 32 10
620 To be honest with you, this is not what I meant when I said" an environmentally friendly house on a golf course. " 1.4094 0.05953 127 88 26 13
621 ...and it offers luxurious views of the Eiffel Tower, the Taj Mahal, and the hot dog stand. 1.4094 0.05953 127 88 26 13
622 With only 17 other units, it's a very exclusive development. 1.4091 0.04928 154 101 43 10
623 Think Don Quixote meets suburbia. 1.4091 0.06234 110 75 25 10
624 This one's perfect for people who like to putter around in the yard. 1.4091 0.05372 132 87 36 9
625 That big hole in the ground is just par for the course. 1.4091 0.06234 110 75 25 10
626 For another 50 thousand I could put you in a nice two-bedroom replica of the Eiffel Tower. 1.4087 0.06163 115 79 25 11
627 And now, we're going to see a house in a golf course community which fits your budget. 1.4085 0.05755 142 100 26 16
628 The timing on this is most important 1.4085 0.05579 142 98 30 14
629 And if this Dutch Farmhouse isn't your style, there are 17 other homes in the development, including one with a front entry shaped like a clown's mouth. 1.4083 0.05736 120 80 31 9
630 Look at it this way: you WILL know what hit you. 1.4083 0.05976 120 82 27 11
631 ...and the drive couldn't be shorter! 1.4082 0.05440 147 101 32 14
632 On the bright side, the grass is green year-round 1.4080 0.05340 125 81 37 7
633 And it's only a five minute walk to the miniature railway." 1.4080 0.05691 125 84 31 10
634 You don't have to be crazy to live here, but it helps. 1.4080 0.06021 125 87 25 13
635 This one's all about timing 1.4077 0.05427 130 86 35 9
636 The green carpeting is standard. 1.4074 0.05392 135 90 35 10
637 Location and timing are equally important here. 1.4074 0.05593 135 92 31 12
638 This is about par for the neighborhood. 1.4074 0.05288 135 89 37 9
639 You'll be the envy of the Old Woman who lives in a shoe. 1.4074 0.05691 135 93 29 13
640 When I say run, you run. The last buyer dodged the mill but was taken out by the ball. 1.4069 0.05315 145 98 35 12
641 Yes, the front door's a little tricky, but you're just across from the church and there's no mowing. 1.4068 0.05547 118 77 34 7
642 In this market, it's all about location... and timing. 1.4068 0.06046 118 81 26 11
643 There are two beautiful yards, but there is a hole in one. 1.4068 0.05802 118 79 30 9
644 What will it take for me to putt you into this home today? 1.4067 0.05190 150 101 37 12
645 This one may be a little out of your range. 1.4067 0.05190 150 101 37 12
646 This home is one of the 18 properties in this golf community. 1.4065 0.05754 123 83 30 10
647 Best of all, it's right on the golf course! 1.4062 0.05703 128 87 30 11
648 No,we didn't mislead you. We said we have a beautiful,low maintenance community with year-round golfing. 1.4062 0.05703 128 87 30 11
649 It won’t last long at this price...I already have a foursome asking to play through. 1.4060 0.05752 133 92 28 13
650 Well, you're paying for that fairway view. 1.4060 0.05752 133 92 28 13
651 It’s either this one or the giant clowns mouth 1.4060 0.05652 133 91 30 12
652 What can I do to get the ball rolling? 1.4060 0.05446 133 89 34 10
653 In this market, it's all about the timing. 1.4058 0.05693 138 96 28 14
654 Think of it as your impossible dream. 1.4058 0.05504 138 94 32 12
655 I understand your concern about the constant breeze. Can I take you to 14 to see the Brontosaurus? 1.4057 0.05809 106 69 31 6
656 Or, I can put you in a clown face tri-level on the 13th hole. 1.4056 0.05635 143 100 28 15
657 Of course, there is occasional through traffic. 1.4054 0.05494 148 103 30 15
658 It's a good fit if you like to putter around the house. 1.4054 0.05410 148 102 32 14
659 The key to prime real estate in this neighborhood is, ‘Rotation, rotation, rotation.’ 1.4052 0.06120 116 80 25 11
660 It's available immediately, the previous tenants had to duck and run. 1.4050 0.05452 121 79 35 7
661 Well, it never floods and your utility bills would be miniature. 1.4050 0.06051 121 84 25 12
662 I guarantee that most of the time, you'll have a ball in your new house. 1.4048 0.05875 126 87 27 12
663 Think of it as the perfect house with the white picket fence--some of the time. 1.4048 0.05307 126 82 37 7
664 The owner assures me that only one out of ten balls makes it into the house. 1.4046 0.06012 131 93 23 15
665 In that unlikely event, your homeowner's insurance should cover it." 1.4046 0.05172 131 85 39 7
666 This is a younger area, lots of families with kids. And it’s much safer than the driving range. 1.4044 0.05753 136 95 27 14
667 And on a deal like this, timing is everything. 1.4044 0.05657 136 94 29 13
668 You said you wanted a house right on the golf course. 1.4044 0.05258 136 90 37 9
669 And who doesn't want to stay home on a windy day? 1.4044 0.04937 136 87 43 6
670 We're tilting toward this one. 1.4043 0.05228 141 94 37 10
671 If you’re ready to make an offer, let’s get the ball rolling. 1.4043 0.05324 141 95 35 11
672 On the plus side, you do get the renewable energy tax credit. 1.4043 0.05419 141 96 33 12
673 You gotta have balls to live here. 1.4038 0.05440 156 110 29 17
674 Well yes but is a matter of timing. 1.4037 0.06267 109 75 24 10
675 The previous owners are still inside... 1.4035 0.06319 114 80 22 12
676 It's presently a par 2 but you could change that once you buy it. 1.4034 0.05763 119 80 30 9
677 Utilities are included. 1.4034 0.05638 119 79 32 8
678 I can also show you the solar model. 1.4034 0.06351 119 85 20 14
679 The seller won't budge on the price, but they are willing to throw in two free games and all the miniature pencils you can use. 1.4034 0.05763 119 80 30 9
680 Most timeshares put you in a house by the fairway. Our dutch colonial model puts you right on the green! 1.4032 0.05941 124 86 26 12
681 We just think the condo over the bowling alley is a better fit. 1.4032 0.06051 124 87 24 13
682 It’s practical, sure, but there’s a shoe down the block that I think you’ll absolutely love. 1.4032 0.05830 124 85 28 11
683 Unfortunately, a few buyers have already putt in an offer. 1.4031 0.05560 129 87 32 10
684 I can let you have it for a mill. 1.4031 0.05668 129 88 30 11
685 In real estate it's "Rotation, rotation, rotation." 1.4031 0.05668 129 88 30 11
686 Of course, you'll need to time your entrances and exits precisely. 1.4030 0.05910 134 95 24 15
687 Picket fence going around the house" is what you asked for - isn't it 1.4030 0.05814 134 94 26 14
688 Wait till you see the ballroom. 1.4030 0.05517 134 91 32 11
689 Trust me. Solar is dead. 1.4030 0.05309 134 89 36 9
690 Perfect for you, if your timing is right. 1.4029 0.05567 139 96 30 13
691 If you don't like this place I've got 17 other unique condos too look at. 1.4029 0.05472 139 95 32 12
692 There is an easement; the neighbours are allowed to play through. 1.4025 0.04977 159 107 40 12
693 Folks, getting into the right real estate is all about timing. 1.4017 0.05954 117 80 27 10
694 There's one covenant with your home purchase I forgot to mention -- the front and back doors must remain open at all times. 1.4017 0.06197 117 82 23 12
695 "In the interest of full disclosure, the previous owner was decapitated." 1.4017 0.05702 117 78 31 8
696 Okay, so you are a sleepwalker. Is that a problem? 1.4016 0.05417 122 80 35 7
697 In the real-estate timing is everything" 1.4016 0.05896 122 84 27 11
698 Yes, this is well within budget, but I see you're pre-qualified for a Par 5 1.4016 0.05417 122 80 35 7
699 'Round these parts, 'subpar' is a good thing. 1.4016 0.05780 122 83 29 10
700 Feel free to putter around. 1.4016 0.05943 127 89 25 13
701 It doesn't take long to figure out when not to open the front door. 1.4016 0.05619 127 86 31 10
702 And if you feel like privacy you can simply turn it on high. 1.4016 0.05943 127 89 25 13
703 Plus, the front door opens automatically every 5 seconds! 1.4016 0.05155 127 82 39 6
704 On the bright side, very few golf balls will make it into the house. 1.4016 0.05619 127 86 31 10
705 This is the perfect place for you, if you like to putter around the house. 1.4015 0.05469 132 89 33 10
706 Solar? That’s so last week. 1.4015 0.05974 132 94 23 15
707 Forget solar, wind is the way to go! 1.4015 0.05142 132 86 39 7
708 If you get inside, you're gonna love it! 1.4015 0.05253 132 87 37 8
709 Oxymoronically, the “Miniature” refers to you and not the course. 1.4015 0.05527 137 94 31 12
710 The view is fantastic every other second. 1.4015 0.05329 137 92 35 10
711 I suggest we use the back door. 1.4014 0.05102 142 94 39 9
712 I think you'll like this one, Mr. Quixote. 1.4014 0.05480 142 98 31 13
713 Mm..yes we do have a clown’s mouth. But that’s in D.C. 1.4013 0.05560 157 113 25 19
714 You said you wanted to downsize and watch a lot of golf. 1.4000 0.05396 145 100 32 13
715 The energy efficiency is above par. 1.4000 0.05278 135 90 36 9
716 “...but you said you wanted to downsize, to a low maintenance property, near a golf course.“ 1.4000 0.05717 140 99 26 15
717 The timing is key. 1.4000 0.05382 135 91 34 10
718 I'm legally required to inform you that yes, this IS the infamous Dutch Windmill Putt-Putt Mini-Golf Funland Murder House... 1.4000 0.05767 115 77 30 8
719 You just need to get the timing down. 1.4000 0.06081 120 84 24 12
720 I realize it may not be run of the mill 1.4000 0.05416 130 87 34 9
721 Timing in this market is everything. 1.4000 0.06195 120 85 22 13
722 We call it the Kitsch and Sink. 1.4000 0.05307 145 99 34 12
723 I'm pretty sure they will accept a low-ball offer 1.4000 0.05898 115 78 28 9
724 You asked for something right on the golf course. 1.4000 0.06354 110 77 22 11
725 The previous occupants moved up to a pitch-and-putt 1.4000 0.05584 135 93 30 12
726 This one's more about timing, timing, timing. 1.4000 0.05941 130 92 24 14
727 To enter, timing is of the essence. 1.4000 0.05964 120 83 26 11
728 but you said you wanted to be on the golf course 1.4000 0.05898 115 78 28 9
729 ...and it overlooks a castle, a bridge, and a glow-in-the-dark clown. 1.4000 0.05565 125 84 32 9
730 It’s the most affordable place you’ll find at Pebble Beach. 1.4000 0.06274 115 81 22 12
731 Yes, I'd say this home is on par with others in the area. 1.3986 0.05140 148 100 37 11
732 It's a fun neighborhood! 1.3986 0.05229 148 101 35 12
733 It was the only Dutch Colonial in your price range. 1.3986 0.05448 143 99 31 13
734 I can get it for you for well under par 1.3986 0.05170 143 96 37 10
735 You did say you like to putter around the house. 1.3986 0.05495 138 95 31 12
736 It's not Mar a Lago, but you said golf property on a budget. 1.3986 0.05198 138 92 37 9
737 would you like to see something in a single blade? 1.3986 0.05398 138 94 33 11
738 I must warn you....there's a weird right-of-way associated with the property. 1.3986 0.05299 138 93 35 10
739 As homeowners you’ll enjoy being lulled to sleep by the gentle humming of blades—and you’ll quickly learn to time your entrances and exits. 1.3985 0.05222 133 88 37 8
740 You also get a carbon credit. 1.3984 0.05625 123 83 31 9
741 Remember, If you want to get into this one, in this market, timing is everything. 1.3984 0.06080 123 87 23 13
742 Location, schmocation . . . it's all about timing! 1.3984 0.05505 123 82 33 8
743 Your next door neighbor is the woman who lives in a shoe with her family 1.3983 0.06035 118 82 25 11
744 Shall we putt in a bid? 1.3983 0.06270 118 84 21 13
745 Before you make this decision, I should mention the size of the gopher. 1.3983 0.06035 118 82 25 11
746 It's a great location, but the security features are kind of on and off. 1.3982 0.05697 113 75 31 7
747 Detached or semi-detached? Depends how quick you are. 1.3982 0.05968 113 77 27 9
748 Just remember: Never hesitate at the doorway and you'll be fine. 1.3982 0.05834 113 76 29 8
749 Unfortunately, your scorecard is too high to qualify for a loan. 1.3974 0.05278 156 109 32 15
750 It needs a bit of work, but that's par for the course. 1.3974 0.05239 151 104 34 13
751 No, you don't get many trick or treaters around here 1.3972 0.05315 141 96 34 11
752 The original owner liked to putter around the house. 1.3971 0.05550 136 94 30 12
753 The prior owners? They died in a freak accident while leaving the house. 1.3971 0.05550 136 94 30 12
754 I’ll be frank...You’ll need some balls to buy this place. 1.3969 0.05598 131 90 30 11
755 Yes, but electricity savings are phenomenal. 1.3969 0.05161 131 86 38 7
756 With this type of house ,timing is everything . 1.3969 0.05384 131 88 34 9
757 Real estate is all about perfect timing. 1.3969 0.05598 131 90 30 11
758 In this real estate market, your timing has to be perfect. 1.3968 0.05643 126 86 30 10
759 Well, you said you wanted golf course property... 1.3967 0.06263 121 87 20 14
760 The Open House is four times per minute. 1.3967 0.05564 121 81 32 8
761 It's a great home if you like puttering around the house. 1.3967 0.06039 121 85 24 12
762 No air conditioning, but wait til you see the Dutch oven! 1.3964 0.05904 111 75 28 8
763 Getting in and out is just a matter of timing. 1.3962 0.06523 106 75 20 11
764 It keeps the house cool in the summer and the front door cleared of snow in the winter! 1.3960 0.04744 149 97 45 7
765 Plus, any balls that make it inside are yours to keep! 1.3958 0.04949 144 95 41 8
766 It's perfect for people who like to putter around the house. 1.3958 0.05235 144 98 35 11
767 I've also got a lovely little par 3 to show you, if that's more within your handicap. 1.3958 0.05142 144 97 37 10
768 Some say it's a miniature golf course, others say it's classical dutch architecture. You know what I call this property? A god damn hole-in-one! 1.3955 0.05900 134 96 23 15
769 Real estate is all about timing your entry. 1.3955 0.05607 134 93 29 12
770 There’s always some downside to living with renewable energy. 1.3955 0.05192 134 89 37 8
771 You said that you wanted something overlooking a golf course. 1.3955 0.05299 134 90 35 9
772 This one's right on the green and completely off the grid. 1.3953 0.05549 129 88 31 10
773 Great location, too. Within walking distance is a schoolhouse, a church, and a giant clown head. 1.3953 0.05549 129 88 31 10
774 When I said, "On the golf course," I meant on the golf course. 1.3953 0.05969 129 92 23 14
775 Ready to get the ball rolling? 1.3953 0.05211 129 85 37 7
776 It's energy efficient and keeps those Jehovah Witnesses from coming by. 1.3952 0.06147 124 89 21 14
777 If you sink the putt into the dragon's mouth, we'll waive the HOA fees for a year. 1.3952 0.05819 124 86 27 11
778 It's not the golf that's miniature, it's us. 1.3952 0.05930 124 87 25 12
779 When the timing is right, we'll take a look inside. 1.3952 0.05349 124 82 35 7
780 Well, I'm not going to lie to you. It's not the safest neighborhood. 1.3952 0.05705 124 85 29 10
781 Best of all, it’s nowhere near the clown head. 1.3950 0.05751 119 81 29 9
782 The price is on par with the rest of the neighborhood. 1.3950 0.05993 119 83 25 11
783 It’s a rather unique home security system and alternative power source all in one. 1.3947 0.05519 114 75 33 6
784 The good news,you will save on electrical bills ,the bad news do not come home drunk on a windy night!! 1.3947 0.05926 114 78 27 9
785 If you're serious about buying, you have to move quickly. 1.3944 0.05378 142 98 32 12
786 We can close escrow later this week, if we time it right. 1.3944 0.05378 142 98 32 12
787 Well, you asked to see a place on a golf course. 1.3939 0.05563 132 91 30 11
788 Dear, this is not what I meant when I said I wanted to live on a golf course. 1.3939 0.05767 132 93 26 13
789 Yes, but this one has a REAL Dutch door... 1.3939 0.05563 132 91 30 11
790 Timing is everything with this property. 1.3939 0.05666 132 92 28 12
791 Is privacy important to you? 1.3937 0.05607 127 87 30 10
792 I think you'll like this one, Mr. & Mrs. Quixote. 1.3935 0.05055 155 106 37 12
793 Yes, you can go Dutch on the mortgage. 1.3934 0.05768 122 84 28 10
794 Well, you know the market. You’ve got to hit it at the right time. 1.3932 0.06303 117 84 20 13
795 What an awesome opportunity. The seller just told me he will accept Monopoly money as a down payment. 1.3932 0.06303 117 84 20 13
796 In your price range, this is the only house with wind power and a picket fence. 1.3931 0.05206 145 99 35 11
797 Decide soon. Timing is everything to get into one of these. 1.3931 0.05206 145 99 35 11
798 I know they all have something wrong with them, but this is the 18th one we've seen today and I'm running out of patience. 1.3929 0.05335 140 96 33 11
799 You enter by the rhythm method. 1.3926 0.05573 135 94 29 12
800 We'll just have to wait for the family on 7 to come through before we can take a look inside. 1.3925 0.06050 107 73 26 8
801 Energy costs are low, but healthcare can be a little high. 1.3925 0.05902 107 72 28 7
802 Is this on par with the other properties you’ve looked at? 1.3924 0.04737 158 105 44 9
803 It's not as quixotic as you think. 1.3923 0.05726 130 91 27 12
804 As requested... On a Fairway and under budget. 1.3920 0.05668 125 86 29 10
805 And you're eligible for a sub-par loan! 1.3920 0.05315 125 83 35 7
806 Yes, she’s such a sweet old lady. As a matter of fact, that shoe was my first listing. 1.3920 0.06000 125 89 23 13
807 500 years ago it was just a windmill. Now it’s considered a state of the art, sustainable, zero-energy eco-house. 1.3920 0.05781 125 87 27 11
808 There are three things that matter in buying property: rotation, rotation, rotation.... 1.3920 0.06000 125 89 23 13
809 It's nice,but we were really looking for something with a water hazard view. 1.3920 0.05553 125 85 31 9
810 Then there's the cachet of being on the golf course. 1.3917 0.05952 120 84 25 11
811 Real estate is all about timing. The markets, the rates, the front door.. 1.3917 0.05952 120 84 25 11
812 And it comes with a lifetime supply of stubby little pencils. 1.3917 0.05833 120 83 27 10
813 I like it, but I feel like the clown's mouth had a bigger green for the kids. 1.3917 0.05952 120 84 25 11
814 You won't find golf course real estate at a lower price. 1.3916 0.05439 143 100 30 13
815 What's it gonna take to putt you into this house? 1.3916 0.05617 143 102 26 15
816 The yard is perfect for puttering around. 1.3913 0.05674 138 98 26 14
817 People say the key to real estate is location, location, location, but in truth, it's timing, timing, timing, and this property proves it. 1.3913 0.05387 138 95 32 11
818 Well you do love to putter around the house, Bill. 1.3913 0.05884 115 79 27 9
819 This is a great retirement community if you love golf. 1.3913 0.05288 138 94 34 10
820 If you don’t like this one, there is a White House that may be coming on the market soon. 1.3910 0.05029 156 107 37 12
821 Despite the obstacles, the neighbors say they love green living. 1.3910 0.05529 133 92 30 11
822 Our security system stops thieves 30% of the time. 1.3910 0.05529 133 92 30 11
823 Yes, golf course membership is included with the lease 1.3910 0.05830 133 95 24 14
824 And after a while, you won't even hear the trains going by either. 1.3906 0.05572 128 88 30 10
825 It has central air, and a one ball garage. 1.3902 0.05845 123 86 26 11
826 It's hard to find another property on a par with this one. 1.3899 0.05119 159 111 34 14
827 I'd describe this unique home by two words, timing and opportunity. 1.3898 0.05520 118 79 32 7
828 And the school system is actually above par. 1.3898 0.05520 118 79 32 7
829 You can't beat this price for a home on the golf course. 1.3898 0.05777 118 81 28 9
830 Once you get the timing right, it's lovely inside. 1.3898 0.06022 118 83 24 11
831 If this doesn't interest you, we have a house of cards that's going for practically nothing while it's standing. 1.3897 0.05540 136 95 29 12
832 Now I have to ask. Does loud cursing offend you? 1.3897 0.05131 136 91 37 8
833 The previous owner mistimed exiting the front door, but fortunately landed on top of the miniature hospital on Hole #7." 1.3894 0.05954 113 78 26 9
834 Our listing said, "located on a beautiful 18-hole golf course." How's that fraud? 1.3894 0.06214 113 80 22 11
835 Central air...? In a way. 1.3894 0.05954 113 78 26 9
836 True, there is an easement issue. 1.3894 0.05683 113 76 30 7
837 I'm sorry, but 'a home for a mil, near a golf course' is what I heard you say! 1.3893 0.05480 131 90 31 10
838 And there is an upstairs room where you can let down your hair 1.3893 0.05893 131 94 23 14
839 In this market, timing is critical. 1.3889 0.05408 144 101 30 13
840 You're Miniature People...what did you expect? 1.3889 0.05131 144 98 36 10
841 This neighborhood has a fantastic school, and it’s only three holes away 1.3889 0.05743 126 88 27 11
842 This whole community is green. 1.3889 0.05282 126 84 35 7
843 It just came back on the market, now with a permanent restraining order against Mr. Quixote! 1.3889 0.05631 126 87 29 10
844 Up next is a par 3 with 2 bedrooms, 1 bathroom, and ample parking. 1.3889 0.05517 126 86 31 9
845 Yes, the neighborhood is a little busy; but that's par for the course... 1.3885 0.05258 139 95 34 10
846 It’s what we like to call a semi-gated community. 1.3884 0.06027 121 86 23 12
847 The trick is to start running for the doorway while the blade is covering it. 1.3884 0.05674 121 83 29 9
848 Green fees are included. 1.3882 0.05031 152 104 37 11
849 It's got two bathrooms; three, if you're not too picky. 1.3881 0.05495 134 93 30 11
850 This energy efficient Dutch colonial will pay for itself. 1.3879 0.05713 116 79 29 8
851 It’s a great place to putter around in. 1.3879 0.05580 116 78 31 7
852 It is the latest in green housing. 1.3879 0.06094 116 82 23 11
853 This one has everything you want: a wonderful view of the water, easy access to the golf course...but timing is critical. 1.3876 0.05537 129 89 30 10
854 Good price, great neighborhood you just have to time your entrance. 1.3876 0.05645 129 90 28 11
855 I have two words for you, "feng shui." 1.3874 0.06026 111 77 25 9
856 It's a steal. The previous owner got out at the wrong time. 1.3871 0.05918 124 88 24 12
857 And it's within walking distance of the Snack Bar. 1.3869 0.05206 137 93 35 9
858 Highly motivated seller, he's in the hospital. 1.3869 0.05308 137 94 33 10
859 You'd enjoy golf course living without the high green fees. 1.3869 0.04996 137 91 39 7
860 This is a very exclusive new development. There are only 18 custom-built homes. 1.3868 0.06226 106 74 23 9
861 We're calling it the home-in-one. 1.3867 0.05075 150 103 36 11
862 Turns out, the HOA had no rules against it 1.3866 0.06098 119 85 22 12
863 In this hot market, timing is everything, when to buy, when to get in and out of the front door. 1.3864 0.05446 132 91 31 10
864 'You're very observant madam, they do look like giant waffle fries. 1.3864 0.05552 132 92 29 11
865 I agree, you shouldn’t move in on a windy day. 1.3862 0.05103 145 99 36 10
866 Kids just love this place 1.3858 0.05595 127 88 29 10
867 The Windmill Par 4 has more space than the Clown Face Par 3 and none of the screaming children. 1.3857 0.05325 140 97 32 11
868 So how recently did you folks move to Lilliputtputt? 1.3857 0.05607 140 100 26 14
869 There is some 'through' traffic. 1.3857 0.05514 140 99 28 13
870 It's only a problem when it's windy! 1.3856 0.05256 153 108 31 14
871 Well yes, people have questioned the access issue before, but you're the first to mention the sinkhole and the elephant. 1.3852 0.05390 122 82 33 7
872 If you don’t get in now you’ll have to wait a full cycle 1.3852 0.05872 122 86 25 11
873 Do you have a sense of rhythm? 1.3852 0.05636 122 84 29 9
874 Believe me,Mr. and Mrs. Quixote,it's real. 1.3852 0.05636 122 84 29 9
875 The listing clearly states the house is situated on a golf course. 1.3852 0.05755 122 85 27 10
876 I can assure you, if you time your leaving, you won't have any trouble. 1.3852 0.05636 122 84 29 9
877 Just between us, the seller is very motivated. 1.3852 0.06098 122 88 21 13
878 You wanted something on a golf course, and this is definitely not your run of the mill house! 1.3852 0.05360 135 93 32 10
879 Two words...carbon offsets 1.3852 0.05150 135 91 36 8
880 Now, let's address the elephant in the neighborhood. 1.3852 0.06130 135 101 16 18
881 You’ll have a ball. Lots of them, actually. 1.3851 0.04938 148 100 39 9
882 You may want to stay home on windy days! 1.3846 0.05674 117 80 29 8
883 Just think of what you could get on Airbnb 1.3846 0.05519 143 102 27 14
884 I could show you a shoe, or I have 3 little pigs interested in selling 1.3846 0.05609 130 91 28 11
885 It's a par 3 but I think we can get you in. 1.3846 0.05802 117 81 27 9
886 Timing is a bit of an issue with this seller. I say we make an offer when the blade is in front of the door. 1.3846 0.05802 117 81 27 9
887 Listen, a property like this only comes around once a round. 1.3846 0.05607 143 103 25 15
888 As with all real estate here location, timing, location.. 1.3846 0.05715 130 92 26 12
889 I shouldn't tell you this, but the owner is anxious to sell. 1.3846 0.05818 130 93 24 13
890 Surely you joust 1.3846 0.05818 130 93 24 13
891 Within the neighborhood, this place is about par for the course. 1.3841 0.04870 151 102 40 9
892 As advertised… overlooking the 3rd hole of a popular golfing destination. 1.3841 0.05135 151 105 34 12
893 On the plus side - zero solicitors 1.3841 0.05176 138 94 35 9
894 The owner’s relocating to Disneyland 1.3840 0.05302 125 84 34 7
895 This one is totally off the grid. 1.3840 0.05655 125 87 28 10
896 Add solar panels to the arms and you pretty much are the grid. 1.3836 0.05187 159 113 31 15
897 It is perfect if you like to putter around the house. 1.3836 0.05434 146 104 28 14
898 Yes indeed, buying a house on a golf course can be a great investment, but there are some risks. 1.3836 0.05347 146 103 30 13
899 The house comes with a beautiful view of the 9th hole. 1.3835 0.05198 133 90 35 8
900 Of course, your in-laws will need a good sense of timing. 1.3835 0.05413 133 92 31 10
901 Most people don't even make it this far. 1.3833 0.05698 120 83 28 9
902 Timing is very important, if you want to buy this place. 1.3833 0.05820 120 84 26 10
903 Trust me. 3.2 seconds is plenty of time to clear the doorway. 1.3830 0.05197 141 97 34 10
904 It's offered at a variable rate, depending on how the wind is blowing. 1.3830 0.05389 141 99 30 12
905 Trust me, if you like to putter around the house, you'll love living here 1.3828 0.05882 128 92 23 13
906 It's on par with other properties in the area and you've got great neighbors who are just a short drive from here. 1.3828 0.05334 128 87 33 8
907 Prepare to get blown away. 1.3828 0.05559 128 89 29 10
908 Yes, you may enter, but timing is critical. 1.3828 0.05559 128 89 29 10
909 The previous owner moved on after having several strokes. 1.3826 0.06124 115 82 22 11
910 Now,you've heard that timing is everything in real estate? 1.3826 0.05093 149 103 35 11
911 To get into a deal like this, your timing has to be perfect. 1.3824 0.05529 136 96 28 12
912 We felt this house was subpar 1.3824 0.05722 136 98 24 14
913 You said something on a golf course. 1.3824 0.05529 136 96 28 12
914 This is not exactly what we had in mind when we said we wanted to live on a golf course 1.3824 0.05119 136 92 36 8
915 The homes you saw at Pebble Beach and Augusta National are out of your price range, but I think we can get you into this energy efficient bungalow if we act now. 1.3821 0.06056 123 89 21 13
916 And if the ball doesn’t go in the hole, you’ll want to be upstairs. 1.3821 0.05832 123 87 25 11
917 I hear you like to putter around the house? 1.3821 0.05356 123 83 33 7
918 It comes with a crazy old man on horseback 1.3821 0.05945 123 88 23 12
919 True, you could be decapitated by the windmill or disappear in a sinkhole, but the public schools are great! 1.3821 0.05479 123 84 31 8
920 It's more affordable than the castle, without the worry of upkeep on the moat. 1.3821 0.05230 123 82 35 6
921 Well, sure, but if you time it right, this could be the home of your dreams. 1.3821 0.05479 123 84 31 8
922 This very affordable charmer is perfect for an agile young couple. 1.3819 0.04927 144 97 39 8
923 When buying real estate,timing is everything. 1.3819 0.05487 144 103 27 14
924 Besides the down payment you'll have to pass an agility test. 1.3818 0.05773 110 75 28 7
925 It's not actually a golf course community, but this is what's in your price range. 1.3817 0.05359 131 90 32 9
926 Look, only one in a dozen shots or so actually go through. But maybe keep your valuables on the second floor. 1.3817 0.05468 131 91 30 10
927 Actually, the LOWER your credit score the better. 1.3817 0.05679 131 93 26 12
928 It’s nothing to worry about once you get the timing down. 1.3817 0.05468 131 91 30 10
929 Real estate. It’s all about timing. 1.3817 0.05359 131 90 32 9
930 And there's plenty of room in the front yard, for puttering around. 1.3817 0.05136 131 88 36 7
931 So can I putt-putt you down as a maybe? 1.3817 0.05468 131 91 30 10
932 We had something a little different in mind when we said we wanted a wind powered home_Claudia Dezwick, Venetia,Pa 1.3814 0.06008 118 84 23 11
933 The best part is how it cuts down on door-to door salesmen! 1.3814 0.05762 118 82 27 9
934 You'll definitely want to go with the hazard insurance! 1.3814 0.05372 118 79 33 6
935 How many bedrooms?" "FORE! 1.3813 0.05246 139 96 33 10
936 As long as you can count to four no problem in getting getting in and out 1.3813 0.05441 139 98 29 12
937 Well technically the ad didn’t lie... the house is next to a golf course. 1.3813 0.04939 139 93 39 7
938 People like putting around this house. 1.3813 0.05146 139 95 35 9
939 Don't worry about the golf balls. Nobody ever gets through the windmill. 1.3810 0.05618 126 88 28 10
940 You'll like the open door plan. 1.3806 0.05685 134 96 25 13
941 The electricity is free, but there is a whooshing sound you have to get used to. 1.3806 0.05167 134 91 35 8
942 It's from Frank Lloyd Wright's early miniature golf period. 1.3806 0.05058 134 90 37 7
943 This home is sure to increase your reaction time and agility. 1.3806 0.05058 134 90 37 7
944 Did I mention it's in walking distance of a golf course? 1.3805 0.05666 113 77 29 7
945 There's nothing like a crosswind on a warm night. 1.3805 0.06070 113 80 23 10
946 Don't worry about it. Nobody gets the ball through. 1.3805 0.06325 113 82 19 12
947 When you get an opening like this, you take it. 1.3802 0.05660 121 84 28 9
948 Now remember folks, timing is everything! 1.3802 0.05780 121 85 26 10
949 It's a classic par 3 bedroom. 1.3800 0.04602 150 99 45 6
950 Timing is everything when entering the market and this house. 1.3798 0.05524 129 90 29 10
951 The only downside is you won’t be able to leave the house when it’s windy. 1.3798 0.05524 129 90 29 10
952 Of course green fees are included. 1.3798 0.05300 129 88 33 8
953 It’s a timed share: you can only move in every 5 minutes. 1.3798 0.05300 129 88 33 8
954 This is great honey. All you do is putter around the house. 1.3797 0.04886 158 109 38 11
955 Will you be going dutch on the sale? 1.3796 0.05495 137 97 28 12
956 You said you wanted a house with a picket fence that goes all around it. 1.3796 0.05194 137 94 34 9
957 It's a fixer upper, but it's nice if you like to putter around the house. 1.3796 0.05296 137 95 32 10
958 With the budget you provided, this is the only home we could find with a golf course. 1.3793 0.05455 145 104 27 14
959 Look, this is what it takes to live in the city on 40 grand a year. 1.3793 0.05289 116 77 34 5
960 Of course, you do get golf privileges. 1.3793 0.05955 116 82 24 10
961 As they say in real estate, “timing is everything” 1.3791 0.05328 153 110 28 15
962 On the plus side, the power bill is really low. 1.3791 0.05080 153 107 34 12
963 The front door has somewhat intermittent access 1.3791 0.04995 153 106 36 11
964 How fast are you? 1.3791 0.04448 153 100 48 5
965 Are you golfers? 1.3790 0.05679 124 87 27 10
966 Well, I'll be honest...the turnover's pretty high. 1.3790 0.05069 124 82 37 5
967 It works really well on insistent salesmen and Jehovah's Witnesses. 1.3790 0.05905 124 89 23 12
968 Your quixotic dream of living on a golf course is fulfilled. 1.3788 0.05643 132 94 26 12
969 Hazard insurance is a must. 1.3788 0.05643 132 94 26 12
970 It's a great place to relax and putter around the house. 1.3788 0.05327 132 91 32 9
971 It's a great yard for puttering around! 1.3786 0.04805 140 93 41 6
972 Yes, but think of how much you’ll save on your energy bills! 1.3786 0.05015 140 95 37 8
973 First time on acid for you folks? 1.3786 0.05216 140 97 33 10
974 You said you were looking for Dutch-contemporary. 1.3786 0.05015 140 95 37 8
975 If you move fast and your timing is right, I think you can get in on the ground floor for under a mill. And though I agree with you that the front yard pool is a bit small, it's par for the course in this neighborhood. 1.3784 0.05542 148 108 24 16
976 Are you ready to putt in an offer? 1.3784 0.06145 111 79 22 10
977 If you time it right, I think you'll be in. 1.3780 0.04838 164 114 38 12
978 Sign on the dotted line with this really small pencil.” 1.3780 0.05693 127 90 26 11
979 If you like it, we need to get in fast; it's all about timing for this house. 1.3780 0.05801 127 91 24 12
980 The home offers close access to recreational facilities. 1.3780 0.05235 127 86 34 7
981 It's an Escher. 1.3780 0.05115 127 85 36 6
982 This next property is a much more affordable par 2 1.3780 0.05801 127 91 24 12
983 It’s really not that bad if you time it right. 1.3780 0.05353 127 87 32 8
984 But everyone dreams of living on a golf course. 1.3780 0.05801 127 91 24 12
985 The housing market is really all about timing. 1.3780 0.04991 127 84 38 5
986 The owner is a little old lady who's selling so she can downsize to a Shoe. 1.3776 0.05138 143 99 34 10
987 With this one, you pay a little more to be right on the green. 1.3776 0.05138 143 99 34 10
988 I suggest you try to always use the side door. 1.3776 0.05041 143 98 36 9
989 The hole in the front yard takes to directly to the pool in the back! 1.3775 0.05294 151 108 29 14
990 I can assure you that this one is above par 1.3774 0.05254 159 115 28 16
991 No problem! There’ s an app for your smart phone that tells you when you can go in and out the door. 1.3774 0.05437 106 70 32 4
992 It's a fourclosure. 1.3772 0.06279 114 83 19 12
993 You’re in luck. Finding a Dutch Colonial in this neighbourhood is a hole in one. 1.3772 0.06026 114 81 23 10
994 We can add a water hazard for an additional 10K. 1.3772 0.05896 114 80 25 9
995 Your grandchildren will love it! 1.3770 0.05375 122 83 32 7
996 And it comes with a garden to putter around in. 1.3769 0.05153 130 88 35 7
997 Aside from the occasional giant golf ball, this neighborhood is ideal. 1.3769 0.05702 130 93 25 12
998 It's all about the timing. 1.3769 0.05267 130 89 33 8
999 The secret is to anticipate 1.3769 0.05153 130 88 35 7
1000 Really, it's a great house; only a few balls make it through each day. 1.3769 0.05380 130 90 31 9
1001 The only thing is ... we don’t recommend that you ever come home drunk. 1.3767 0.05156 146 102 33 11
1002 To be honest, the Home Owners' Association is a little idiosyncratic. 1.3762 0.06426 101 72 20 9
1003 I know, but around here, it's par for the course. 1.3760 0.05287 125 85 33 7
1004 A bathroom fan? The owners didn't think that was necessary. 1.3760 0.05755 125 89 25 11
1005 It's a terrific starter hole. 1.3760 0.05164 125 84 35 6
1006 I know it's a bit more than you wanted to spend, but that's because it's so close to a golf course. 1.3760 0.05287 125 85 33 7
1007 It comes with a fantastic view of the first hole 1.3760 0.05037 125 83 37 5
1008 OK, it's not actually off the grid, but it beats the hell out of that waterfall on 18. 1.3760 0.05866 125 90 23 12
1009 ...not to mention the view of the lighthouse! 1.3760 0.05641 125 88 27 10
1010 It's a great place to wind down 1.3760 0.05287 125 85 33 7
1011 Yes it's a fixer-upper. Hope you like to putter around. 1.3759 0.05401 133 93 30 10
1012 No, it's definitely not your run-of-the-mill entrance... 1.3759 0.05185 133 91 34 8
1013 . . . And did I mention this one is on the golf course. 1.3759 0.05505 133 94 28 11
1014 Folks, I'll need you to keep an open mind on this one. 1.3759 0.05505 133 94 28 11
1015 This neighborhoods above par. 1.3759 0.05377 141 100 29 12
1016 What can I do to get you into this house? 1.3759 0.05185 141 98 33 10
1017 Honey, I know you said that after you retired your dream was live in a house by a golf course, but this isn't quite what I had imagined. 1.3759 0.04986 141 96 37 8
1018 Again, I apologize for not noticing the 20 x 1 scale notation on the blueprints... 1.3759 0.05087 141 97 35 9
1019 I think you'll find that sub par is a postitive description when discussing properties in this neighborhood 1.3759 0.05562 141 102 25 14
1020 Actually, we were thinking something in a Mid Century Clown's Mouth. 1.3758 0.05378 157 115 25 17
1021 If we want to get you into this house, timing will be the most important thing. 1.3750 0.06042 120 87 21 12
1022 It’s the Mar-a-Lago of tiny homes! 1.3750 0.05869 128 93 22 13
1023 In this hot market, timing is everything. 1.3750 0.06099 112 80 22 10
1024 You can come and go every 2-5 seconds 1.3750 0.05315 136 95 31 10
1025 And the church is on the very next hole. 1.3750 0.05400 112 75 32 5
1026 Zillow rates it at Par 3, but down the road when you go to sell, trust me, it'll be no less than a 4. 1.3750 0.05434 128 89 30 9
1027 Real estate 101 - Rotation, rotation, rotation. 1.3750 0.05417 136 96 29 11
1028 The plusses include wind energy and a low criminal break-in rate. 1.3750 0.05683 120 84 27 9
1029 We don't recommend flipping these properties, but yes, they do rotate. 1.3750 0.06157 120 88 19 13
1030 Much less maintenance than gingerbread. 1.3750 0.06230 112 81 20 11
1031 I’ve got something a little less ostentatious over on 18 if you’d like... 1.3750 0.05614 136 98 25 13
1032 Well, yes, it can be a bit of a challenge to get in and out on windy days. 1.3750 0.05564 144 105 24 15
1033 Just wait until you see the water feature. 1.3750 0.04923 152 105 37 10
1034 You did tell me you wanted to putter around in the yard, correct....? 1.3750 0.05387 144 103 28 13
1035 Actually, missing a payment is a two-stroke penalty. 1.3750 0.05559 120 83 29 8
1036 Can't beat the location, and-, 5-4-3-2-1, ok, let's go inside. 1.3741 0.05127 147 103 33 11
1037 We're not your typical retirement community on a golf course. 1.3741 0.04942 147 101 37 9
1038 It's a great place to unwind. 1.3740 0.05122 131 89 35 7
1039 As they say, “timing is everything”! 1.3740 0.05455 131 92 29 10
1040 I’ll show you the inside as soon as the next group plays through 1.3740 0.05455 131 92 29 10
1041 Well, if you love golf, you're going to love this place. We'll just go in one at at time ok? 1.3740 0.05769 131 95 23 13
1042 No electric bill and no Jehovah's Witnesses. 1.3740 0.06043 123 90 20 13
1043 It's a great house for someone that likes to putter around. 1.3740 0.05702 123 87 26 10
1044 The house may not have air conditioning, but check out the fan. 1.3740 0.05340 123 84 32 7
1045 It’s a two bed, two bath, with a fore car garage 1.3740 0.06152 123 91 18 14
1046 Now, tell me how can I putt you into this home? 1.3739 0.06109 115 83 21 11
1047 If our neo-Dutch Revivalist isn’t to your liking, we also have a giant clown head on 18. 1.3738 0.06302 107 77 20 10
1048 ...and best of all, it's just a short put from all the good schools in the area! 1.3738 0.06016 107 75 24 8
1049 I've got another in this neighborhood we can look at. How do you feel about clowns? 1.3732 0.05346 142 101 29 12
1050 Air BNB advises to just count to 5 and run in between the blades 1.3732 0.05530 142 103 25 14
1051 The next one will sweep you off your feet. 1.3732 0.05252 142 100 31 11
1052 Rare chance to really live right on the golf course! 1.3732 0.05058 142 98 35 9
1053 The weather is great except for the occasional golf-ball-size hail. 1.3732 0.05252 142 100 31 11
1054 It's new. If our timing is right, I can get you in on the ground floor. 1.3731 0.05573 134 96 26 12
1055 The last occupant died of a mini-stroke. 1.3731 0.05471 134 95 28 11
1056 Unfortunately the previous owner is deceased . He lost his sense of timing 1.3731 0.05471 134 95 28 11
1057 Think of your bragging rights , this is the toughest hole on the course. 1.3730 0.05490 126 88 29 9
1058 It's a great starter hole for a couple with your budget. 1.3730 0.05373 126 87 31 8
1059 I know you are looking for a house with solar, but keep an open mind, this one has wind and geothermal. 1.3730 0.05490 126 88 29 9
1060 You said you wanted to downsize, go carbon-free, and host the grand kids, right? 1.3730 0.05716 126 90 25 11
1061 It comes completely furnished and includes green fees. 1.3730 0.05373 126 87 31 8
1062 One highlight is the novel front door security system! 1.3730 0.05373 126 87 31 8
1063 Now I know you asked for something near a golf course... 1.3729 0.05747 118 83 26 9
1064 We said Cape Cod, not Dutch colonial. 1.3729 0.05871 118 84 24 10
1065 You have two more wishes. 1.3729 0.05993 118 85 22 11
1066 The little old lady who lives in a shoe is your neighbor. 1.3727 0.05899 110 77 25 8
1067 We also have a lighthouse and a loop-de-loop I could show you. 1.3723 0.05384 137 97 29 11
1068 It's a golfing community with 18 available units. 1.3723 0.05284 137 96 31 10
1069 This place is not as easy as it looks. 1.3723 0.04749 137 91 41 5
1070 As you can see, the home sits beautifully overlooking the 16th hole. 1.3723 0.05769 137 101 21 15
1071 Actually, hazards are par for the course in this neighborhood. 1.3723 0.05284 137 96 31 10
1072 Just stand on the dot and sprint to the doorway as soon as one blade clears. 1.3723 0.05580 137 99 25 13
1073 The Quixote family has owned it for generations, which means there's no wear and tear. 1.3721 0.05286 129 89 32 8
1074 Yes, his departure WAS rather sudden. Let's just say the previous owner couldn't figure out which way the wind was blowing! Gabeesh?! 1.3721 0.05510 129 91 28 10
1075 Green carpets, green energy, and no greens fees! 1.3721 0.05399 129 90 30 9
1076 Resale value? Just walk out the door and you’re on the golf course! 1.3721 0.05831 129 94 22 13
1077 Now, let's talk about the elephant in the yard. 1.3721 0.05170 129 88 34 7
1078 And the yard is great to putter around in. 1.3721 0.05052 129 87 36 6
1079 By law, I must inform you of the children’s parties 1.3719 0.05765 121 86 25 10
1080 As owners, you'd get to keep all the balls. 1.3719 0.06000 121 88 21 12
1081 Sure, leaving the house requires lightning reflexes and exquisite timing, but on the plus side, it IS right on the golf course... 1.3717 0.05787 113 79 26 8
1082 The past tenant paid his mortgage by selling balls back to the course. 1.3716 0.04915 148 102 37 9
1083 It may not be what you had in mind, but it's definitely above par for the neighborhood. 1.3712 0.05203 132 91 33 8
1084 I think you'll find it well priced considering it's on a golf course. 1.3712 0.05313 132 92 31 9
1085 Of course in this market your timing has to be just right. 1.3712 0.05832 132 97 21 14
1086 It's Dutch Colonial, of course, and the electric bills are practically nothing! 1.3712 0.05091 132 90 35 7
1087 And yes, it is carbon neutral. 1.3709 0.05027 151 106 34 11
1088 The timing is right to get into this one. 1.3704 0.05123 135 93 34 8
1089 Good news. Hardly anyone has been through so far. 1.3704 0.05230 135 94 32 9
1090 It’s equipped with a wind powered security system 1.3704 0.05335 135 95 30 10
1091 In your price range, I'm afraid this is the closest we can come to your living on a fareway. 1.3704 0.05437 135 96 28 11
1092 Wind-powered, this is for the family that wants to live green. 1.3701 0.05220 127 87 33 7
1093 I guarantee that “Dutch Modern Sustainable” will become the new American dream house. 1.3701 0.05679 127 91 25 11
1094 You said you wanted a place that was right on the 18th hole. 1.3701 0.05679 127 91 25 11
1095 I know you two like to putter around the house, so I think this place will be a perfect fit. 1.3701 0.05099 127 86 35 6
1096 And best of all, you don't have to worry about door-to-door solicitations. 1.3701 0.05220 127 87 33 7
1097 The sellers are highly motivated to sell under par. 1.3701 0.05099 127 86 35 6
1098 It’s a nice little extra...you can grind your own wheat 1.3701 0.05568 127 90 27 10
1099 Yeah, a little pricey for a par 2, but I also have a lovely par 3 church. 1.3701 0.05220 127 87 33 7
1100 Solar panels are overrated. 1.3700 0.05972 100 69 25 6
1101 So.. what's the price without the windmill? 1.3699 0.05144 146 103 32 11
1102 I’m not gonna lie to ya: it gets drafty in the winter, spring, summer, and fall. 1.3699 0.05144 146 103 32 11
1103 I’m sure I can find a small pencil somewhere around here, just sign on the dotted line and it’s all yours. 1.3699 0.05235 146 104 30 12
1104 You mentioned Dutch architecture and giant golf course. Two birdie's with one stone, eh?" 1.3697 0.06186 119 88 18 13
1105 It marries the tiny house concept with golf course amenities, and even features green energy as a bonus! 1.3697 0.05830 119 85 24 10
1106 Weren’t you the folks that wanted to be on a golf course? 1.3697 0.05707 119 84 26 9
1107 On the plus side, it's completely energy efficient. 1.3697 0.05707 119 84 26 9
1108 Did you find the place alright? 1.3696 0.04941 138 94 37 7
1109 There’s no points on the mortgage, but there will be a one stroke penalty if your monthly payment is late. 1.3696 0.05352 138 98 29 11
1110 The house is perfect for people that like to putter around. 1.3696 0.05450 138 99 27 12
1111 The neighborhood is very kid friendly. 1.3696 0.04722 138 92 41 5
1112 ...and the best feature is it fronts on a golf course. 1.3694 0.06261 111 81 19 11
1113 So, would you like to take it for a spin? 1.3692 0.05365 130 91 30 9
1114 It's a great location, and hardly anyone makes that putt. 1.3691 0.04980 149 104 35 10
1115 The window is closing fast 1.3689 0.05843 122 88 23 11
1116 Our whale's mouth model is another great option. 1.3689 0.05843 122 88 23 11
1117 I must disclose the strong wind advisory 1.3689 0.05359 122 84 31 7
1118 It needs some improvements, but that's par for the course. 1.3688 0.04973 141 97 36 8
1119 Think of it as a house to putter around in. 1.3688 0.04973 141 97 36 8
1120 I should tell you the last occupant died in a water hazard. 1.3688 0.05270 141 100 30 11
1121 And this one is right on the green. 1.3684 0.05280 133 93 31 9
1122 Now there are some reciprocal easements you should know about.... 1.3684 0.05387 133 94 29 10
1123 Don’t worry, the golf ball hardly ever makes it through. 1.3684 0.05280 133 93 31 9
1124 I suggest you take it for a spin. 1.3684 0.05280 133 93 31 9
1125 I love the big windows and natural light, but I think the lighthouse is more in our budget. 1.3684 0.05387 133 94 29 10
1126 You have to wait for it! wait for it! wait for it! . And then run like hell ! You’ll get use to it ! 1.3684 0.05492 133 95 27 11
1127 Picture yourself puttering around this place. 1.3681 0.05001 144 100 35 9
1128 I've spoken to the owners, and they're willing to throw in the clubs, too. 1.3680 0.05627 125 89 26 10
1129 I think you'll find the neighborhood above par 1.3680 0.05740 125 90 24 11
1130 Maintenance is a breeze. 1.3677 0.04845 155 108 37 10
1131 I also have 17 more different models for you to choose from. 1.3676 0.05698 136 100 22 14
1132 Not to worry. The golf ball only gets through every twenty strokes. 1.3675 0.05642 117 82 27 8
1133 I do have one Clown's Mouth model available. 1.3675 0.05897 117 84 23 10
1134 I guarantee you'll have a ball living here. 1.3672 0.05532 128 91 27 10
1135 So, I know a door was on your list, but I think I can get them to lower the price. 1.3672 0.05305 128 89 31 8
1136 Could I interest you in a lighthouse? 1.3672 0.05187 128 88 33 7
1137 With a market like this, it's all about timing. 1.3672 0.05305 128 89 31 8
1138 Don't ever leave the house in a rush. 1.3669 0.05120 139 97 33 9
1139 A great place to live! Timing is everything! 1.3669 0.04912 139 95 37 7
1140 "We'd recommend the back door for slower guests, especially when the fall breezes kick up" 1.3669 0.05417 139 100 27 12
1141 And there's a school nearby, just through the alligator's mouth. 1.3667 0.05302 150 109 27 14
1142 It's just like miniature golf but the stakes are higher. 1.3667 0.05909 120 87 22 11
1143 It's listed as a par 3 but the comps run closer to 4. 1.3665 0.04801 161 113 37 11
1144 It's all about timing. 1.3664 0.05653 131 95 24 12
1145 If you're willing to stretch, we can look at some par-4s. 1.3664 0.05332 131 92 30 9
1146 I guarantee you'll have a ball in this house. 1.3664 0.05755 131 96 22 13
1147 The asking price, Mr and Mrs Jones, is well below par". 1.3664 0.05548 131 94 26 11
1148 Golf course view, low maintenance, fun neighborhood- I really think this property checks all the boxes! 1.3662 0.04945 142 98 36 8
1149 It's priced to move and, trust me, you'll have a ball in this house! 1.3661 0.05672 112 78 27 7
1150 How about your kids, do they love running as well? 1.3659 0.05687 123 88 25 10
1151 I thought you said you wanted to live on golf course. 1.3659 0.05448 123 86 29 8
1152 No utility bill, it's a wind-wind deal 1.3659 0.05569 123 87 27 9
1153 It's the perfect location to putter around the house. 1.3659 0.06029 123 91 19 13
1154 It grinds your coffee and provides 50% of your electricity we got a deal? 1.3657 0.05248 134 94 31 9
1155 The sellers are downsizing to the clown's mouth 1.3655 0.04973 145 101 35 9
1156 I forgot to ask -- do you play golf? 1.3654 0.04905 156 110 35 11
1157 I know it’s a little out of your driving range... 1.3652 0.05430 115 79 30 6
1158 So, should I get the ball rolling on this? 1.3651 0.05357 126 88 30 8
1159 ...and this place is perfect for puttering around the house. 1.3651 0.05589 126 90 26 10
1160 At this price where else are you going to find three bedrooms with a view all in a gated community right on the course? 1.3651 0.05475 126 89 28 9
1161 A hole-in-one gets you free electricity for a year. 1.3651 0.05357 126 88 30 8
1162 It's actually harder leaving than entering. 1.3651 0.05702 126 91 24 11
1163 Yes, in this price range, thats par for the course. 1.3650 0.05270 137 97 30 10
1164 According to Zillow this place is a rating of Par 4 1.3650 0.05167 137 96 32 9
1165 It's literally right on the course. 1.3649 0.05087 148 105 32 11
1166 I'm telling you, after a couple weeks you won't even notice 1.3644 0.05855 118 85 23 10
1167 Yes, the place is wheelchair accessible, as long as you have it synchronized. 1.3644 0.05602 118 83 27 8
1168 It’s our premium property. A putting green in the front yard, and absolutely no need for central air. 1.3644 0.05059 118 79 35 4
1169 Very reasonably priced and it’ll do wonders for your sense of timing. 1.3644 0.05730 118 84 25 9
1170 Timing is everything in real estate, and I want to bring you into this home at just the right moment. 1.3643 0.05712 129 94 23 12
1171 Welcome to Lilliputt. 1.3643 0.05155 129 89 33 7
1172 Actually, no-one discusses the elephant in the neighborhood. 1.3643 0.05271 129 90 31 8
1173 I told you it was located right on a golf course. 1.3643 0.05385 129 91 29 9
1174 Solar panels are so yesterday. Wind power is the future 1.3643 0.05090 140 98 33 9
1175 It's a steal at that price, but there are two hazards if either of you is a sleepwalker. 1.3643 0.05288 140 100 29 11
1176 Timing is everything folks. 1.3643 0.05288 140 100 29 11
1177 I also have a castle I can show you. 1.3642 0.04926 151 106 35 10
1178 Have I mentioned the unique selling point? 1.3636 0.05629 121 86 26 9
1179 It’s got European charm, country quiet, and none of the problems of Pirate Cove. 1.3636 0.05407 132 94 28 10
1180 If this is not working for you I can show you a lovely clown head that just came on the market. 1.3636 0.05209 143 102 30 11
1181 And there are strict association rules 1.3636 0.05819 132 98 20 14
1182 It's a semi-gated community with just a few water hazards. 1.3636 0.05188 132 92 32 8
1183 The best part, it slices, dices, and filets your solicitors 1.3636 0.05512 132 95 26 11
1184 Of course, novelty architecture is tricky to get into. 1.3636 0.05016 143 100 34 9
1185 And not just energy savings, you'll never have to mow the lawn again. 1.3636 0.05298 132 93 30 9
1186 It’s early Dutch. 1.3636 0.05076 132 91 34 7
1187 How's your sense of timing? 1.3636 0.05629 121 86 26 9
1188 The last couple to live here didn’t quite get the timing right. 1.3636 0.04842 132 89 38 5
1189 This house will sweep you right off your feet! 1.3636 0.05302 143 103 28 12
1190 I know you like the Castle, but the Windmill's fun factor is so much greater. 1.3630 0.04750 146 100 39 7
1191 It’ s great for someone who likes to putter around the house! 1.3630 0.05313 146 106 27 13
1192 Maybe you’d like The Gingerbread House better? 1.3630 0.04999 135 93 35 7
1193 There are three things I keep my eye out for: location, location, location, mostly of balls. 1.3630 0.04999 135 93 35 7
1194 You get a front door a quarter of the time. 1.3630 0.05321 135 96 29 10
1195 Look, you said you wanted a house on a golf course..." 1.3630 0.04773 135 91 39 5
1196 The incessant ‘whoosh, whoosh’ is actually quite soothing. Just be vigilant when entering and exiting. 1.3630 0.05321 135 96 29 10
1197 I promise you the price of this one is on par with the rest of the neighborhood. 1.3630 0.05424 135 97 27 11
1198 Sure, I have other properties but none as challenging. 1.3630 0.04999 135 93 35 7
1199 You seem like a couple of people with really good timing... 1.3629 0.05649 124 89 25 10
1200 It’s super-charming, and you simply cannot get closer to the golf course 1.3629 0.05649 124 89 25 10
1201 Make sure the area between the front and back doors is kept clear. 1.3629 0.05164 124 85 33 6
1202 My client would like to play through. 1.3629 0.05532 124 88 27 9
1203 Do either of you golf? 1.3624 0.04968 149 105 34 10
1204 Or would you prefer the more traditional clown’s mouth entrance? 1.3623 0.05137 138 97 32 9
1205 Fairway views in your price range don't come without a few trade-offs." 1.3623 0.04926 138 95 36 7
1206 Just use the back door and you'll be fine. 1.3623 0.04926 138 95 36 7
1207 It's golf course frontage on a Lilliputian budget. 1.3622 0.05439 127 90 28 9
1208 With this one, it's all about the timing. 1.3622 0.05553 127 91 26 10
1209 You’ll find this home very energy efficient 1.3622 0.05083 127 87 34 6
1210 Your cats will love it. 1.3622 0.05881 127 94 20 13
1211 Do you golf? 1.3622 0.05553 127 91 26 10
1212 I would advise timing your exits. The previous tenant landed in Sweden. 1.3621 0.05664 116 82 26 8
1213 I suggest you get flood, fire, and golf ball insurance. 1.3617 0.05160 141 100 31 10
1214 The asking price is ten million tickets. 1.3617 0.05446 141 103 25 13
1215 It makes as much sense as anything else these days. 1.3615 0.05461 130 93 27 10
1216 It will turn quickly. 1.3615 0.05350 130 92 29 9
1217 You’ll love the open floor plan, but you’ve gotta be fast in and out! 1.3615 0.05238 130 91 31 8
1218 you'll save a bundle on your electric bill in the summer. 1.3613 0.05025 119 80 35 4
1219 The asking price is on Par with similar places in this neighborhood. 1.3613 0.05563 119 84 27 8
1220 Open floor plan, maintenance-free fenced-in yard, and the commuters are, at worst, heavy foot traffic. 1.3613 0.05434 119 83 29 7
1221 We're lucky to have found something this size on your budget. 1.3613 0.05165 119 81 33 5
1222 This house is really cool. 1.3611 0.05363 144 105 26 13
1223 Are you kidding, if you got to keep the balls I would have bought the place. 1.3611 0.05179 144 103 30 11
1224 If not to your taste, I also have a giant clown's mouth up the street. 1.3609 0.05373 133 95 28 10
1225 Our last tenent walked in his sleep. 1.3609 0.05682 133 98 22 13
1226 Most folks who buy this model tend to be fairly agile. 1.3609 0.04930 133 91 36 6
1227 But in real estate timing is everything. 1.3609 0.05156 133 93 32 8
1228 Have I mentioned the easement? 1.3609 0.05373 133 95 28 10
1229 And don't forget, there's a great school on the fifth hole. 1.3607 0.05214 122 84 32 6
1230 You mentioned solar panels before, and well, I think you’re gonna love this. 1.3607 0.05214 122 84 32 6
1231 This is the only par 5 on the market 1.3607 0.05590 122 87 26 9
1232 1t has 144 square ft. on the main floor, it's on a golf course, and, oh, watch your head. 1.3607 0.05342 122 85 30 7
1233 Thrill seekers can set it for FIFTY revolutions per minute! 1.3605 0.05194 147 106 29 12
1234 I've also got some lovely properties on the front 9. 1.3604 0.06110 111 81 20 10
1235 There is that, but on the other hand your electric bill will be very low and you will have lots of fresh flour. 1.3604 0.05975 111 80 22 9
1236 You do need to schedule your exits a bit 1.3604 0.05694 111 78 26 7
1237 And best of all, the school district is ranked sub-par. 1.3603 0.05390 136 98 27 11
1238 The neighbors are generally nice, but the guy at the end of the block is a real clown. 1.3603 0.05685 136 101 21 14
1239 It's 2 bedroom, 2 bath, and 2 par 1.3603 0.04970 136 94 35 7
1240 We call it the heads up house 1.3600 0.05376 125 88 29 8
1241 As you can imagine, there are pros and cons to golf course living. 1.3600 0.06439 100 73 18 9
1242 Don’t worry, they are used to low ball offers. 1.3600 0.05131 125 86 33 6
1243 What will it take to putt putt you in this house? 1.3600 0.05836 125 92 21 12
1244 It's a fine example of pre-industrial air conditioning. 1.3596 0.05590 114 80 27 7
1245 Your offer is about on par. 1.3594 0.05289 128 90 30 8
1246 It's a unique opportunity to live within the golf course instead of just nearby 1.3594 0.05404 128 91 28 9
1247 Noise? What noise? 1.3594 0.05404 128 91 28 9
1248 Good news its discounted , bad news, when you hear the swish sound you have 3 seconds to enter or exit. 1.3592 0.04931 142 99 35 8
1249 You have to make up you mind now - there is another interested party about to tee off. 1.3592 0.05031 142 100 33 9
1250 Before we go inside, I’ll need you to sign this liability waiver using a tiny, unsharpened pencil. 1.3590 0.06004 117 86 20 11
1251 So it’s a choice between this one or the clown’s mouth colonial? 1.3590 0.05753 117 84 24 9
1252 You wanted a dream home on a golf course, what do you think? 1.3590 0.05880 117 85 22 10
1253 This is the perfect home for a family of fore. 1.3590 0.05880 117 85 22 10
1254 The good news is you don't have intruders on a windy day. 1.3590 0.05624 117 83 26 8
1255 Entering the front door is all in the timing. 1.3590 0.05073 117 79 34 4
1256 In golf as in real-estate, timing is everything.” 1.3590 0.05753 117 84 24 9
1257 Mr and Mrs Quixote, your dream home awaits. 1.3588 0.05091 131 91 33 7
1258 It's a buyer's market. If you time it right you won't end up in the hole." 1.3588 0.05317 131 93 29 9
1259 You are the first people to notice the hole in the back yard. 1.3588 0.04974 131 90 35 6
1260 All the lawns are AstroTurf, that's par for the course these days. 1.3585 0.04828 159 113 35 11
1261 Everything seems to be in order, now how's your sense of timing. 1.3583 0.06011 120 89 19 12
1262 With this house you do have to deal with the occasional odd ball coming in, but that is just life these days. 1.3583 0.05650 120 86 25 9
1263 Okay, you're probably asking why is the hole in FRONT of the windmill... 1.3583 0.05265 120 83 31 6
1264 The elephant is not in the room, sir. He is in the backyard. 1.3583 0.05773 120 87 23 10
1265 Minor problem; timing your exits 1.3582 0.05339 134 96 28 10
1266 With four revolving white picket fences, this beauty won't be on the market for very long. 1.3582 0.05545 134 98 24 12
1267 Yes, this is especially known as a 'kid-friendly neighborhood' 1.3582 0.05125 134 94 32 8
1268 In this market, your timing has to be juuust right. 1.3582 0.05545 134 98 24 12
1269 You'll love the in-home renewable energy and free golf balls. 1.3582 0.05233 134 95 30 9
1270 Sure it's risky, but renewable energy is the future. 1.3582 0.05233 134 95 30 9
1271 Of course, the hole location is negotiable. 1.3581 0.04890 148 104 35 9
1272 The closest grocery store is three holes over. 1.3581 0.04795 148 103 37 8
1273 Welcome to the most unique Airbnb in the city! 1.3577 0.05307 123 86 30 7
1274 Me. Quixote will see you now. 1.3577 0.05787 123 90 22 11
1275 Energy self-sufficiency, low-maintenance lawn, and a surprisingly fun neighborhood. 1.3577 0.05307 123 86 30 7
1276 The good news is that your electricity won't go out during a windstorm. The bad news is that you won't,either 1.3577 0.06013 123 92 18 13
1277 A light breeze will recharge your Tesla. 1.3577 0.05153 137 97 31 9
1278 The home security system is a bit unusual but effective. 1.3577 0.04603 137 92 41 4
1279 It has a faster speed, for religious solicitors! 1.3577 0.05837 137 104 17 16
1280 In this market, it’s all about timing. 1.3577 0.05256 137 98 29 10
1281 It's a huge kid friendly neighborhood. 1.3577 0.05256 137 98 29 10
1282 The clown next door never shuts his mouth. 1.3577 0.05357 137 99 27 11
1283 Built-in 24/7 security--and fresh-ground flour. What's not to like? 1.3576 0.04823 151 106 36 9
1284 I think you're timing's gonna be just right to get into this little starter. 1.3571 0.05221 126 88 31 7
1285 We should make an offer before the next foresome plays through. 1.3571 0.05076 140 99 32 9
1286 It's a nice little place where you can putter around. 1.3571 0.05466 140 103 24 13
1287 This one here is more eco-friendly, but the clowns mouth has a much nicer kitchen. 1.3571 0.05930 112 81 22 9
1288 The previous tenant moved on, after six strokes. 1.3571 0.05466 140 103 24 13
1289 But on the plus side: no lawn care. 1.3571 0.05076 140 99 32 9
1290 Trust me, it’s a home in one 1.3571 0.04763 140 96 38 6
1291 And, you will love your electric bill! 1.3571 0.05341 126 89 29 8
1292 And it's only a short drive to the water! 1.3571 0.05686 126 92 23 11
1293 Well, I could show you seventeen more properties, but honestly they're holes too. 1.3571 0.06195 112 83 18 11
1294 But you said you were looking for a house on a golf course. 1.3566 0.04801 143 99 37 7
1295 I hate to say I told you so, but the name on the wall did say Putt-Putt Acres. 1.3566 0.05100 143 102 31 10
1296 It's the quietest street in the neighborhood. Hardly anyone ever makes it. 1.3566 0.04698 143 98 39 6
1297 Perfect for someone who wants to putter around the house. 1.3566 0.05002 143 101 33 9
1298 So, it's a little tricky getting into the house, but you get as many chances as you need. 1.3566 0.04592 143 97 41 5
1299 Well,at least it's on a golf course 1.3566 0.04903 143 100 35 8
1300 I think the Gingerbread House might fit your tastes better. 1.3566 0.05255 129 91 30 8
1301 There's a lot of room to putz around 1.3566 0.05369 129 92 28 9
1302 Keep in mind, it is a seller’s market. 1.3565 0.05268 115 79 31 5
1303 Best to stay indoors on windy days 1.3562 0.05389 146 108 24 14
1304 And its the only property on the course with an alternative energy system. 1.3562 0.04835 146 102 36 8
1305 You just have to time your entrance 1.3562 0.05211 146 106 28 12
1306 Well, no, there's no DOOR. But it does stop roughly two-thirds of golf balls that attempt to enter. 1.3561 0.04825 132 90 37 5
1307 Now let’s address the elephant in the room 1.3561 0.05602 132 97 23 12
1308 If you don't like your caller....take your time answering the door 1.3561 0.05392 132 95 27 10
1309 Sure solar is hot these days, but this is time tested technology. 1.3559 0.05584 118 84 26 8
1310 It has great cross-ventilation, and waterfall views from every room. 1.3559 0.05318 118 82 30 6
1311 So... your husband was telling me your mother is in a wheelchair. 1.3556 0.05511 135 99 24 12
1312 This model features an open floor plan and central air conditioning. 1.3556 0.05201 135 96 30 9
1313 Forget solar. RetroWind Estates is the way to go! 1.3556 0.05409 135 98 26 11
1314 The Holland features keyless entry, utilizing a state-of-the-art timing pattern. 1.3556 0.05409 135 98 26 11
1315 Good news! The owners are tilting towards your offer. 1.3556 0.04984 135 94 34 7
1316 It's a lovely par 3 with a European flair and a fantastic view of the lighthouse. 1.3556 0.05511 135 99 24 12
1317 Manicured lawn.Pool out the front door.Continuous air flow throughout the House. What's not to like? 1.3556 0.04757 135 92 38 5
1318 And you'll find that the asking price is par for the course. 1.3556 0.05201 135 96 30 9
1319 You're in easy putting distance to great local schools and houses of worship. 1.3554 0.05230 121 84 31 6
1320 What do you say we get the ball rolling on this one? 1.3554 0.05611 121 87 25 9
1321 It’s great exercise, and folks usually miss the door. 1.3554 0.05487 121 86 27 8
1322 This house just came onto the market. Your timing is impeccable. As it must be with this property. 1.3554 0.05852 121 89 21 11
1323 'You know that golf course property always appreciates in value.' 1.3551 0.05224 138 99 29 10
1324 ``Step this way,and you'll be able to inspect the rooftop momentarily.'' 1.3551 0.05224 138 99 29 10
1325 Tulips included. 1.3551 0.05520 138 102 23 13
1326 Before 10 am, you can putter around the yard as much as you like. 1.3551 0.05018 138 97 33 8
1327 The real estate market is all about timing. 1.3551 0.05520 138 102 23 13
1328 Only one of us can enter at a time 1.3548 0.05146 124 86 32 6
1329 You stipulated off-the-grid, close to church and near the zoo. Looks like a no-brainer to me. 1.3548 0.05515 124 89 26 9
1330 The seller is motivated and willing to throw in some wooden shoes... 1.3546 0.05046 141 100 32 9
1331 Sure you could go with solar panels but these babies work day AND night. 1.3546 0.05046 141 100 32 9
1332 Look, you weren’t excited about the bounce house; didn’t even want to enter the escape room... Frankly, I’m beginning to think you two aren’t as into entertaining as you originally led me to believe. 1.3546 0.04945 141 99 34 8
1333 You said you were looking for a place to putter around. 1.3543 0.05065 127 88 33 6
1334 And every 3 seconds, it keeps intruders from entering. 1.3543 0.05537 127 92 25 10
1335 It’s got great cross ventilation! 1.3543 0.05537 127 92 25 10
1336 solar panels are so last year 1.3543 0.05537 127 92 25 10
1337 The ad said golf course with wind turbines 1.3543 0.05065 127 88 33 6
1338 It's all about ''Timing, Timing, Timing.' 1.3543 0.05187 127 89 31 7
1339 Yes, old world charm meets wind energy efficient...but do take care entering the front door... 1.3543 0.05065 127 88 33 6
1340 Dont worry, almost no one makes it in. 1.3543 0.05306 127 90 29 8
1341 When we said located on a golf course we really meant it. 1.3542 0.04774 144 100 37 7
1342 To the left is a beautiful sandy park, behind you is a water feature and here we have a Dutch revival inspired home perfect for puttering around in your retirement. 1.3540 0.06018 113 83 20 10
1343 This was his first miniature golf course. That's why the windmill is so bigly. 1.3540 0.05750 113 81 24 8
1344 I wouldn't worry about it. The golf balls rarely make it in the door. 1.3540 0.05750 113 81 24 8
1345 This would serve nicely for a family of 'fore'. 1.3538 0.05764 130 97 20 13
1346 Timing is everything in today's housing market. 1.3538 0.05554 130 95 24 11
1347 Look the time to buy is now, before they put in the Hole Foods. 1.3538 0.05335 130 93 28 9
1348 This new listing is above par. 1.3538 0.05222 130 92 30 8
1349 When I said Dutch Colonial, this isn't what I wanted 1.3538 0.04988 130 90 34 6
1350 Perhaps, you could show us something with solar panels? 1.3538 0.05222 130 92 30 8
1351 In no time at all, you'll be hearing the putter-patter of little feet. 1.3538 0.05335 130 93 28 9
1352 The property value will skyrocket once they finish the castle down the street. 1.3538 0.05222 130 92 30 8
1353 It's a one bedroom, two par hole in the wall. 1.3537 0.04808 147 103 36 8
1354 No electric bill for the next couple of centuries 1.3534 0.05373 116 81 29 6
1355 It was cheaper to install than solar panels. 1.3534 0.05463 133 97 25 11
1356 This is a rare opportunity to get into this neighborhood. Timing is everything! 1.3534 0.05250 133 95 29 9
1357 Listen, we all know that timing is everything in real estate! 1.3534 0.05140 133 94 31 8
1358 The listing did say it was a green community. 1.3534 0.04797 133 91 37 5
1359 Admittedly, it's not quite on par with the others".. 1.3534 0.05028 133 93 33 7
1360 Yea, you're gonna want to spend most of your time upstairs. 1.3533 0.04647 150 104 39 7
1361 This property is right on par with your budget. 1.3533 0.05106 150 109 29 12
1362 I’m gonna be honest with you; I don’t know what’s down there. 1.3529 0.05545 119 85 26 8
1363 ...and don't you worry about that giant gaping hole. That's just where Billy lives. 1.3529 0.05672 119 86 24 9
1364 I think you'll find this is much better than the clown's mouth neighborhood. 1.3529 0.06037 119 89 18 12
1365 Now, I know you wanted something that felt a little more 'authentic'... 1.3529 0.04954 136 95 34 7
1366 It's like a revolving door. You just have to be careful when you enter and exit. 1.3529 0.04954 136 95 34 7
1367 The entryway is a little tricky. 1.3529 0.04954 136 95 34 7
1368 You can get in most of the time. 1.3529 0.05685 102 71 26 5
1369 The other buzzword in real estate is “Timing timing, timing!” 1.3529 0.05545 119 85 26 8
1370 ... and wait until you see the clubhouse. 1.3525 0.05390 139 102 25 12
1371 This is the best property I found, with a golf course view, that is within your price range 1.3525 0.05450 122 87 27 8
1372 Yes, it has Central Air. 1.3525 0.05693 122 89 23 10
1373 It’s perfect, for those that like to putter around the house. 1.3521 0.04709 142 98 38 6
1374 yes, the front door is a little tricky 1.3521 0.05116 142 102 30 10
1375 The savings on your electric bill will make up for the inconvenience 1.3520 0.05237 125 88 30 7
1376 Negative electric bill, grind your own flour, and zero solicitors. 1.3520 0.05237 125 88 30 7
1377 On the plus side, you'll never have to cut the grass. 1.3520 0.05478 125 90 26 9
1378 Let's face it. All real estate is timing. 1.3520 0.05237 125 88 30 7
1379 Mulberry, the elephant, anxiously waits while his parents learn if exotic pets are allowed. 1.3520 0.05478 125 90 26 9
1380 Other than the ingress and egress issue the house is very nice! 1.3520 0.05112 125 87 32 6
1381 It’s resort living, without all the pretense. 1.3520 0.05237 125 88 30 7
1382 And you'll be right on the golf course! 1.3519 0.05929 108 78 22 8
1383 If you like to putter around, look no further. 1.3517 0.04945 145 103 33 9
1384 I hope you don’t mind temporarily obstructed views. 1.3517 0.04945 145 103 33 9
1385 This is the only Dutch Revival you'll find in such a family-friendly neighborhood. 1.3516 0.05387 128 92 27 9
1386 What it lacks in privacy it makes up for in schadenfreude. 1.3516 0.05272 128 91 29 8
1387 We can take a look inside if you feel ready. 1.3516 0.05387 128 92 27 9
1388 Yes, the previous owners... split up, shall we say 1.3516 0.05154 128 90 31 7
1389 It is a bit unconventional, but the energy savings are outstanding! 1.3516 0.05154 128 90 31 7
1390 It's a bit over your budget, however it has everything on your checklist - vaulted ceiling, open concept living-dining room, granite counter tops and intermittent river views. 1.3516 0.05611 128 94 23 11
1391 You wanted a 'green' home close to the golf course? Mission accomplished. 1.3514 0.04970 148 106 32 10
1392 Occasionally a golf ball will roll through the front door 1.3514 0.05955 111 81 21 9
1393 There's a birdie nesting on the roof, and a hole in one of the floorboards but that's par for the course. 1.3514 0.04483 148 101 42 5
1394 It's a par 4 at a par 2 price. 1.3511 0.05410 131 95 26 10
1395 It's not really the blades, it's the giant golf balls that make it hard to sell. 1.3511 0.05189 131 93 30 8
1396 The last couple I showed this to were bowled over once they got inside. 1.3511 0.04714 131 89 38 4
1397 I'd highly recommend you stay upstairs. 1.3510 0.04901 151 108 33 10
1398 Now this little baby is a golfer’s dream! 1.3510 0.04810 151 107 35 9
1399 Now, the only drawback is that you will have to time your exits and entrances carefully!" 1.3509 0.05973 114 84 20 10
1400 And to top it off, it has a very low carbon footprint. 1.3509 0.05570 114 81 26 7
1401 Could be worse. We could be in a Whac-A-Mole game. 1.3509 0.05135 114 78 32 4
1402 Ever since Old Man Quixote moved, the neighborhood's been pretty quiet. 1.3507 0.04998 134 94 33 7
1403 But on the other hand, you get a huge energy tax credit. 1.3507 0.04998 134 94 33 7
1404 This one comes with its own security system 1.3507 0.05324 134 97 27 10
1405 It's the perfect Starter Hole. 1.3504 0.05605 117 84 25 8
1406 It's more efficient than solar. 1.3504 0.05735 117 85 23 9
1407 Fore!Closure! 1.3504 0.05605 117 84 25 8
1408 This is the last one left. I already sold the other seventeen. 1.3504 0.05335 117 82 29 6
1409 This one offers a view of the Eiffel Tower AND the Sphinx. 1.3504 0.05735 117 85 23 9
1410 Yes there’s a minor easement, but utilities are included! 1.3504 0.05241 137 99 28 10
1411 Let me show you a sweet castle on #18. 1.3504 0.05032 137 97 32 8
1412 And here's your new backyard: perfect for just puttering around. 1.3504 0.05138 137 98 30 9
1413 Yes...but it also makes break-ins difficult. 1.3504 0.05138 137 98 30 9
1414 And you save a ton on your electric bill. 1.3504 0.05442 137 101 24 12
1415 I also have something easier in this neighborhood 1.3504 0.05032 137 97 32 8
1416 Real estate rule #2: Timing is everything 1.3504 0.05138 137 98 30 9
1417 Your timing couldn't be better. 1.3503 0.04770 157 112 35 10
1418 As with every goal, timing is everything. 1.3503 0.04855 157 113 33 11
1419 If you don't like this, I can show you something on the 15th hole. 1.3500 0.05507 120 86 26 8
1420 Let's not make this more difficult than it already is. 1.3500 0.05632 120 87 24 9
1421 I was finally able to find something in the neighborhood in your price range. 1.3500 0.04959 140 99 33 8
1422 Before he was President, he combined his love of real estate with his passion for golf. 1.3500 0.05632 120 87 24 9
1423 And now for the elephant in the room . . ." 1.3500 0.05061 140 100 31 9
1424 Yes, the door does swing inward._ 1.3500 0.04624 160 113 38 9
1425 Do you want to hear the short or long winded version? 1.3500 0.04637 140 96 39 5
1426 Financing is a breeze 1.3500 0.04854 140 98 35 7
1427 Don Quixote has a vacation home here. 1.3500 0.06109 120 91 16 13
1428 If this one doesn't appeal I have a bridge I could sell you on the 8th hole 1.3497 0.04888 143 101 34 8
1429 Surviving the home-buying process is all about timing. 1.3496 0.05288 123 87 29 7
1430 You'll have a ball in this house. 1.3496 0.05770 123 91 21 11
1431 The upside is that if someone gets a hole-in-one, your rent is paid for the month! 1.3496 0.05288 123 87 29 7
1432 Classic European architecture, adjoining a golf course--I feel I've hit a home run finding this property for you. 1.3496 0.05535 123 89 25 9
1433 I've reviewed your case, and I'm afraid you will not be able to take a mulligan. 1.3496 0.05535 123 89 25 9
1434 It's a bit of a fixer-upper, but in this neighborhood - - that's par for the course. 1.3496 0.05413 123 88 27 8
1435 Regarding your homeowner's policy, I should point out that a large, white ball coming through your door is considered an "act-of-God..." 1.3492 0.05441 126 91 26 9
1436 When I count to three; run through the door. 1.3492 0.05670 126 93 22 11
1437 The lot is perfect for a tear-down and rebuild: were you thinking volcano or clown's mouth? 1.3492 0.05441 126 91 26 9
1438 I recommend taking the hole-in-one insurance. 1.3492 0.05557 126 92 24 10
1439 In our business, timing matters. 1.3492 0.05781 126 94 20 12
1440 Look at it this way....your kids won't want to be living with you after college. 1.3492 0.05323 126 90 28 8
1441 It gives true meaning to putter-ing around the house. 1.3492 0.05557 126 92 24 10
1442 Of course it's a little dicey on windy days but that's why you're getting such a great price. 1.3492 0.05323 126 90 28 8
1443 Of course, you will need to be a bit careful when coming in or going out. 1.3492 0.05323 126 90 28 8
1444 It’s got a great view of the 18th hole. 1.3492 0.05557 126 92 24 10
1445 Now this is something less run-of-the-mill. 1.3492 0.05323 126 90 28 8
1446 I'm going to be honest with you. The groundhogs around here are the size of Vespas. 1.3490 0.04755 149 105 36 8
1447 The good news is the windmill is solar-powered. 1.3490 0.04849 149 106 34 9
1448 Once you get around the hazards, this place is a real hole-in-one. 1.3488 0.05121 129 91 31 7
1449 Not only does this offer sustainable living; if you exit the house without getting hit by the windmill and jump in the hole you are delivered right to the street. 1.3488 0.05464 129 94 25 10
1450 It's zoned as a drive-through 1.3488 0.05464 129 94 25 10
1451 Easements? Yeah, a couple. 1.3488 0.05001 129 90 33 6
1452 The deal on this one is incredible, but you'll have to move fast. 1.3488 0.05464 129 94 25 10
1453 With good timing and a little hustle you’ll make it inside unscathed every time. 1.3488 0.05352 129 93 27 9
1454 And there's easy access to the beach over the bridge obstacle. 1.3488 0.04753 129 88 37 4
1455 So that’s what you meant by revolving doors. 1.3488 0.05574 129 95 23 11
1456 The last owners told us that slow, turning creaking sound helped them sleep like babies. 1.3486 0.05738 109 78 24 7
1457 Yes, but you'll be fine---it's a really tough shot. 1.3485 0.05267 132 95 28 9
1458 I'd show you the interior, but I hear the guy up next is pretty good. 1.3485 0.05587 132 98 22 12
1459 Here we have a motivated seller. You can get this for 20% less than the Gingerbread House we looked at yesterday 1.3485 0.05156 132 94 30 8
1460 No unfortunately the windmill doesn't actually create electricity for the house thanks to the new EPA regulations the whole thing has to be run on coal 1.3485 0.05587 132 98 22 12
1461 I did promise you a view of the 18th hole 1.3485 0.04927 132 92 34 6
1462 Would you be interested in something off the grid? 1.3485 0.05156 132 94 30 8
1463 What goes around comes around. 1.3482 0.05486 112 79 27 6
1464 What on earth makes you think this is a white elephant property? 1.3481 0.04740 135 93 37 5
1465 This house is par for the course. 1.3481 0.05077 135 96 31 8
1466 It's cheaper than a solar panel. 1.3481 0.05185 135 97 29 9
1467 This dream, totally green house can be yours. Keep in mind, timing is everything. 1.3481 0.05496 135 100 23 12
1468 In real estate time is of the essence, in this case it's par for the course too. 1.3481 0.04967 135 95 33 7
1469 Of course, on windy days, you're in or you're out. Period. 1.3478 0.04786 138 96 36 6
1470 I’m also going to recommend you get hazard insurance for the golf-ball sized hail they get here 1.3478 0.05799 115 84 22 9
1471 Best of all, green fees are included in your rent 1.3478 0.05390 115 81 28 6
1472 It's a great deal just don't come out the front door without looking. 1.3478 0.05002 138 98 32 8
1473 And you live off the grid. 1.3478 0.05310 138 101 26 11
1474 A taste of Holland, with stunning views of the ninth hole. Tell me, are you golfers? 1.3478 0.05310 138 101 26 11
1475 Best not to lock the door when you leave. 1.3478 0.05310 138 101 26 11
1476 I think it’s just perfect for you, Mr and Mrs. Quixote, and it sits right on the fairway overlooking the 9th hole... 1.3475 0.05131 141 102 29 10
1477 Don't worry, this is an extremely safe neighbourhood. The most dangerous things you'll come across are teens on their first date. 1.3475 0.05131 141 102 29 10
1478 Is this place a dream or what? 1.3475 0.05031 141 101 31 9
1479 Before deciding, you need to know about Don... 1.3475 0.05229 141 103 27 11
1480 Just let them play through. 1.3475 0.05694 118 86 23 9
1481 You'll never buy another golf ball as long as you live. 1.3475 0.05565 118 85 25 8
1482 This is par for the course in this neighborhood 1.3475 0.05017 118 81 33 4
1483 I don't understand. You wanted "charming" and "on a golf course." 1.3475 0.05298 118 83 29 6
1484 This home offers plenty of space to putter around in. 1.3475 0.05694 118 86 23 9
1485 You’ll need to maintain the lawn, but that’s par for the course. 1.3475 0.05298 118 83 29 6
1486 Great privacy except for the occasional miniature golfer. 1.3471 0.05077 121 84 32 5
1487 This property is ideal if you like to putter around in the garden. 1.3471 0.05593 121 88 24 9
1488 It's not just a house, it's a hole. 1.3471 0.05593 121 88 24 9
1489 If you don't like this, I've got a castle with a draw bridge one block over... 1.3471 0.05469 121 87 26 8
1490 Sign the contract with a very short pencil and call it home. 1.3465 0.05405 127 92 26 9
1491 They say this is where little Donald first learned to cheat. 1.3465 0.05632 127 94 22 11
1492 Why yes, the neighbourhood is very kid friendly 1.3465 0.05520 127 93 24 10
1493 I've been doing this for a while, it's all about timing 1.3465 0.05169 127 90 30 7
1494 You're a golfing man, aren't you Bob? 1.3465 0.05520 127 93 24 10
1495 Before we continue, can I get either one you a tee? 1.3465 0.05289 127 91 28 8
1496 Lastly, let's discuss the easement. 1.3465 0.04793 127 87 36 4
1497 “Yeah, it’s a little pricey, but it’s par for the course.” 1.3465 0.05169 127 90 30 7
1498 It's nice, but we'd still like to see the one shaped like a clown's mouth. 1.3462 0.05318 130 94 27 9
1499 850 is a fine credit score, but this neighborhood requires a 3-handicap or less. 1.3462 0.05429 130 95 25 10
1500 and we can keep the golf balls? 1.3462 0.05089 130 92 31 7
1501 On the plus side, the grass is much greener than the last house. 1.3462 0.05318 130 94 27 9
1502 It's all in the disclosures. 1.3462 0.05089 130 92 31 7
1503 And you get to keep any balls that land in your yard. 1.3462 0.05537 130 96 23 11
1504 And you can charge your Tesla for free... 1.3462 0.05429 130 95 25 10
1505 The homeowners association does require that you keep the center aisle free of obstruction so that giant balls can occasionally roll through. 1.3462 0.05089 130 92 31 7
1506 This is right on par with your price point. 1.3462 0.05204 130 93 29 8
1507 Perhaps, instead, I could show you something in a cozy 3-bedroom plastic dinosaur? 1.3462 0.04970 130 91 33 6
1508 Windmill? Pshaw. It’a a zero carbon footprint home. 1.3462 0.05204 130 93 29 8
1509 I know you said modern, but how do you feel about Dutch Colonial? 1.3459 0.05011 133 94 32 7
1510 I'd add a water hazard plus a loop-de-loop and flip it. 1.3459 0.05342 133 97 26 10
1511 Think of the positives. There’s fresh air, constant guests and endless entertainment. 1.3459 0.05234 133 96 28 9
1512 I'm afraid high casualty insurance is par for the course when you buy in this neigbborhood. 1.3459 0.04896 133 93 34 6
1513 Folks, the time to buy is now!...Aaanddd, now! 1.3459 0.05447 133 98 24 11
1514 Sure, on a windy day, you have to time your exit 1.3459 0.05011 133 94 32 7
1515 I recommend keeping your good furniture away from the front door. 1.3456 0.05153 136 98 29 9
1516 Don't worry, wind is very rare in this neighborhood." 1.3456 0.04937 136 96 33 7
1517 We said we wanted to live on a golf course NOT in a golf course. 1.3456 0.05258 136 99 27 10
1518 The downside is that if you miss the putt three times in a row, you will automatically be locked out of the house for 5 minutes. 1.3456 0.05153 136 98 29 9
1519 One negative: you need good timing to get in or out. 1.3456 0.05153 136 98 29 9
1520 Financing will be a breeze. 1.3456 0.04937 136 96 33 7
1521 Its the only gated community in your price range. 1.3455 0.05839 110 80 22 8
1522 There are solar panels on the roof, too!" 1.3453 0.05178 139 101 28 10
1523 You said you wanted a home with an alternative energy source. 1.3453 0.04866 139 98 34 7
1524 It has that Old Dutch charm and right on the golf course. 1.3451 0.05999 113 84 19 10
1525 So you're planning to go Dutch? 1.3451 0.05999 113 84 19 10
1526 This house is not just a steal, it's a hole in one! 1.3451 0.05729 113 82 23 8
1527 The ad was not misleading. This is an airy house in a gated community. 1.3451 0.05198 142 104 27 11
1528 True, it is a bit airy, but wait until you get wind of the price. 1.3451 0.05101 142 103 29 10
1529 You'll get used to the golf balls coming through your living room in no time. 1.3448 0.05352 116 82 28 6
1530 Its a 3 bedroom 2 bath par 3 and priced to sell quickly. 1.3448 0.04630 145 101 38 6
1531 Rent is on par with the rest of the neighborhood 1.3445 0.05395 119 85 27 7
1532 But on the other hand, you never have to mow the lawn. 1.3443 0.05175 122 86 30 6
1533 It was a typo. I meant it to say Movin' Condition. 1.3443 0.05043 122 85 32 5
1534 Make it through and it's all yours! 1.3443 0.05554 122 89 24 9
1535 The market's really tight these days. It's this or the clown's face. 1.3443 0.05431 122 88 26 8
1536 .... and in the summer there’s a nice breeze. 1.3442 0.04908 154 112 31 11
1537 The good news is, the course shuts down at night. 1.3440 0.05218 125 89 29 7
1538 What’s better than living on a golf course? Living in a golf course! 1.3438 0.05483 128 94 24 10
1539 And it's great for puttering around! 1.3438 0.05014 128 90 32 6
1540 ...and I agree but on the plus side, with even a slight breeze, you’ll get incredible water pressure. 1.3438 0.05254 128 92 28 8
1541 It's generally regarded as a very safe neighborhood, but the proof is in the putting. 1.3438 0.05483 128 94 24 10
1542 It's energy efficient. 1.3438 0.05254 128 92 28 8
1543 Sorry, I should have added "postmodern" when I said the house had the classic white picket fence. 1.3438 0.05370 128 93 26 9
1544 But on the upside, it runs on renewable energy. 1.3438 0.05014 128 90 32 6
1545 With every hole in one, there’s a 10% reduction in your closing costs. 1.3438 0.05483 128 94 24 10
1546 This neighborhood has features you won't find anywhere else. 1.3438 0.05136 128 91 30 7
1547 In this neighborhood, a property like this is par for the course 1.3435 0.05394 131 96 25 10
1548 And with this house, Mr. Quixote, you will also get your exercise. 1.3435 0.05607 131 98 21 12
1549 Between 10 p.m. and 10 a.m., you'll have full use of every room in the house. 1.3435 0.04819 131 91 35 5
1550 It really is a miniature golfer’s paradise. 1.3435 0.05284 131 95 27 9
1551 By law, I’m obligated to tell you the previous owners were crushed by a golf ball. 1.3435 0.05284 131 95 27 9
1552 This model supports off grid living and built-in rotating security. 1.3435 0.05056 131 93 31 7
1553 Electricity is free but the front lawn can be busy during playing hours. 1.3435 0.05284 131 95 27 9
1554 You'll also have access to the community waterfall 1.3435 0.05171 131 94 29 8
1555 Now this model is not your classic white-picket-fence situation." 1.3435 0.05394 131 96 25 10
1556 Timing is of the essence when you consider both making an offer or touring the interior. 1.3433 0.05201 134 97 28 9
1557 In Manhattan you take what you can get. 1.3433 0.05092 134 96 30 8
1558 Leslie, you wanted a tiny house; John, you were looking for something with style and adventure, amiright? I think I’ve found you the perfect property 1.3433 0.04750 134 93 36 5
1559 The last owner was a sleepwalker and things didn't work out. 1.3433 0.05308 134 98 26 10
1560 The wind is free but hazard insurance will cost an arm and a leg. 1.3433 0.05201 134 97 28 9
1561 No problem, the front entrance is free every 30 seconds. 1.3431 0.05225 137 100 27 10
1562 You said you wanted to be off the grid. 1.3431 0.05016 137 98 31 8
1563 You'd think the wind mill blades are the biggest thing; but, there is one other issue. 1.3430 0.04393 172 122 41 9
1564 We can offer you a great mortgage rate. It's just par for the course. 1.3429 0.05147 140 102 28 10
1565 The thing is, most players miss. 1.3429 0.06323 105 79 16 10
1566 Your timing is excellent — which in this case is a very good thing, indeed. 1.3429 0.04943 140 100 32 8
1567 Unlike the clown's mouth, it's chic and energy efficient. 1.3429 0.05714 105 75 24 6
1568 There's just one thing before we go inside. 1.3427 0.05167 143 105 27 11
1569 With some quick, agile action, this home could be yours. 1.3426 0.06052 108 80 19 9
1570 Think about it...no solicitors! 1.3425 0.05091 146 107 28 11
1571 But think of what you’ll save on electricity. 1.3425 0.04604 146 102 38 6
1572 It may seem like a lot at first, but the energy savings will make it very affordable in the long run. 1.3423 0.05353 111 78 28 5
1573 You have to move quickly to keep from getting injured but the electric bill is very low. 1.3423 0.04740 149 106 35 8
1574 You are going to have to be quick, but I have a good feeling about getting you into this house. 1.3421 0.05122 152 113 26 13
1575 No, there aren't any ceiling fans. 1.3421 0.05687 114 83 23 8
1576 It is very well ventilated. 1.3421 0.04583 152 107 38 7
1577 You know, life can be quixotic... 1.3421 0.05953 114 85 19 10
1578 The seller is really motivated....he's discovered tennis." 1.3421 0.05548 114 82 25 7
1579 We heard you were going Dutch. 1.3419 0.05173 117 82 30 5
1580 As you can see, this house has a great front yard for just putting around in. 1.3419 0.05842 117 87 20 10
1581 Ted, I realize it's a bit out of your price range. Maybe you and Debra could go Dutch. 1.3419 0.05584 117 85 24 8
1582 Remember, timing is of the essence when entering” 1.3419 0.05715 117 86 22 9
1583 Welcome to Lilli Putt Estates, the biggest name in miniature, golf course living! 1.3419 0.05715 117 86 22 9
1584 I assure you the foundation is up to par. 1.3417 0.05487 120 87 25 8
1585 There's no bathroom, kitchen, or front door, but it has great curb appeal. 1.3417 0.05487 120 87 25 8
1586 You get it all, quaint bucolic village, loft, neat garden wall, arched windows, free grain grinding, elephant trap... 1.3417 0.05090 120 84 31 5
1587 I think we should make a low-ball offer. 1.3417 0.05736 120 89 21 10
1588 Apart from the energy efficiency, it’s got a fabulous front lawn, which you can stroll at your leisure, as long as you exit the front door at five second intervals. 1.3417 0.05358 120 86 27 7
1589 On the upside, it's totally off the grid! 1.3415 0.05269 123 88 28 7
1590 Once you’re in you’ll stay putt 1.3415 0.05394 123 89 26 8
1591 Forget ADT - check out THIS security system! 1.3415 0.05394 123 89 26 8
1592 Don't drink and arrive. 1.3413 0.05653 126 94 21 11
1593 Lots of places claim fairway views, but how many are actually on the fairway? 1.3413 0.05184 126 90 29 7
1594 I'm telling you, wind power is SO much better than solar. 1.3413 0.05305 126 91 27 8
1595 On the other hand it discourages home invaders. 1.3411 0.04859 129 90 34 5
1596 The clown's face was the first to sell, but this hole is still available. 1.3411 0.05335 129 94 26 9
1597 Yes it's expensive. It's the only house right on the course. 1.3411 0.05447 129 95 24 10
1598 It’s in a great neighborhood, and just down the street from the loop the loop and the fake pond 1.3411 0.04983 129 91 32 6
1599 As you consider this for your new home, timing is everything. 1.3411 0.05335 129 94 26 9
1600 It also shreds, chops and dices. 1.3411 0.05447 129 95 24 10
1601 Going Dutch? 1.3409 0.05466 132 98 23 11
1602 Open floor plan, built-in theft deterrent system, zero lawn maintenance. 1.3409 0.04667 132 91 37 4
1603 It's solar powered. 1.3409 0.05139 132 95 29 8
1604 Trust me, the ball never makes it in. 1.3409 0.05025 132 94 31 7
1605 If you two go Dutch it'll be cheaper 1.3409 0.05250 132 96 27 9
1606 Yes, the electricity is free! 1.3409 0.05139 132 95 29 8
1607 ...and did I tell you how energy efficient it is? 1.3407 0.05060 135 97 30 8
1608 On the other hand, it's a steady source of income. 1.3407 0.04950 135 96 32 7
1609 A single stroke and it’s all yours. 1.3407 0.05274 135 99 26 10
1610 Could you show us something a little more 'Clowns Mouth'-y? 1.3407 0.04721 135 94 36 5
1611 When that happens, I strongly recommend you let them play through. 1.3406 0.05193 138 101 27 10
1612 Yes, this neighbourood is quite above par. 1.3406 0.05393 138 103 23 12
1613 This is the best house on Quixote Court. 1.3406 0.05393 138 103 23 12
1614 It's a very walkable neighborhood 1.3406 0.04986 138 99 31 8
1615 The plus on this house is free electricity and the negative it can get very tricky getting in and out of the front door. 1.3406 0.05294 138 102 25 11
1616 That’s true but the rent is miniature as well. 1.3404 0.04914 141 101 32 8
1617 You said you wanted the grandkids to visit, right? 1.3404 0.05016 141 102 30 9
1618 Technically, it qualifies for the wind energy tax rebate 1.3404 0.04703 141 99 36 6
1619 The covenant requires you to keep you the grass cut and the back door open 1.3403 0.04743 144 102 35 7
1620 This one's a bit too quixotic. Is the castle still available? 1.3401 0.04579 147 103 38 6
1621 I'm sorry but the homeowners association will not let you fill the hole. 1.3401 0.05243 147 110 24 13
1622 On the plus side, it does have wind power and a semi-reliable security system. 1.3400 0.04900 150 109 31 10
1623 You might want to make an offer, golf course properties often go quickly." 1.3400 0.04618 150 106 37 7
1624 The previous owners upgraded to the castle. 1.3396 0.05669 106 76 24 6
1625 It’s quite peaceful at night. 1.3396 0.05826 106 77 22 7
1626 HOA fees include turf maintenance and access to the waterfall on the 13th Hole 1.3396 0.05343 106 74 28 4
1627 It’s a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity Mr. and Mrs. Felps. What do you say we go inside and get the ball rolling? 1.3394 0.05564 109 78 25 6
1628 This isn't exactly what we had in mind when you said "view of the ninth green". 1.3394 0.05409 109 77 27 5
1629 Don’t forget to look before you leave. 1.3394 0.06144 109 82 17 10
1630 Well honey, it's either this or the giant clown. 1.3393 0.05750 112 82 22 8
1631 Oddly, it runs completely on solar. 1.3393 0.06024 112 84 18 10
1632 This is our most coveted model home, the Manse of La Mancha. 1.3393 0.05609 112 81 24 7
1633 It’s all about the timing on this one. 1.3391 0.05645 115 84 23 8
1634 An architect misplaces a decimal point and, voila, your dream home. 1.3391 0.05778 115 85 21 9
1635 Yes, on breezy days getting in or out can be a bit dicey. 1.3391 0.05645 115 84 23 8
1636 On the upside, the homeowners association has a strict no solar panels rule. 1.3391 0.05778 115 85 21 9
1637 What would it take to putt putt you in this house today? 1.3391 0.05909 115 86 19 10
1638 It's actually far more efficient than solar panels, and, even better, a windy day keeps unwelcomed visitors away. 1.3390 0.05412 118 85 26 7
1639 Did I mention the recreational easement? 1.3388 0.04917 121 84 33 4
1640 Yes, in real estate timing is very important. 1.3388 0.05816 121 91 19 11
1641 Here you are—a home on the 18th green in your price reange. 1.3387 0.05233 124 89 28 7
1642 I am required to disclose that there is a volcano in the neighborhood. 1.3387 0.05233 124 89 28 7
1643 ...It's listed as a Par-Two but they're motivated so I think we can bump them to a Par-Three... 1.3387 0.05357 124 90 26 8
1644 ...and the best part is you never have to mow the grass. 1.3387 0.05357 124 90 26 8
1645 You've got to hurry....the little old lady who lived in a shoe put an offer on it this morning. 1.3387 0.05233 124 89 28 7
1646 Remember, the value of a great home is “Timing, Timing, Timing”. 1.3387 0.05107 124 88 30 6
1647 Miniature Golf is a religion around here. 1.3387 0.05107 124 88 30 6
1648 Just remember, utilities are included. 1.3386 0.05502 127 94 23 10
1649 It's our latest project-- Maximum Golf. Miniature Golf is so last century. 1.3386 0.05150 127 91 29 7
1650 And the best part, the course is only open on weekends. 1.3386 0.05150 127 91 29 7
1651 And your down payment is only 5,000 tickets. 1.3385 0.05300 130 95 26 9
1652 Believe me, this house is way above par 1.3385 0.05300 130 95 26 9
1653 This isn’t exactly what I had in mind when I said we were looking for a sustainably powered home. 1.3385 0.05186 130 94 28 8
1654 ...and drying laundry out here is a breeze!" 1.3385 0.04829 130 91 34 5
1655 Not only does this property feature both wind and solar, but it has exceptional access to recreational activities. 1.3383 0.05217 133 97 27 9
1656 If you don't answer the door immediately, an unwelcome guest will be gone. 1.3383 0.05325 133 98 25 10
1657 If you’re interested, we can putt an offer in 1.3383 0.05325 133 98 25 10
1658 Getting in and out is a little like Russian Roulette, but you get use to it. 1.3383 0.04993 133 95 31 7
1659 Sure, coming and going could be tricky, but it's a great location! 1.3382 0.04920 136 97 32 7
1660 And the neighborhood tends to draw young families. 1.3382 0.05029 136 98 30 8
1661 ...and it’s a steal at 400,000 tokens 1.3382 0.05242 136 100 26 10
1662 I know we talked about solar panels but wind energy really is the next big thing 1.3381 0.04956 139 100 31 8
1663 Well, solar wasn’t available in this area. 1.3381 0.04849 139 99 33 7
1664 There's a lot of foot traffic, but if you get a hole in one, your next month's rent is free. 1.3381 0.04849 139 99 33 7
1665 On windy days, you can even sell electricity back to the power company. 1.3381 0.05060 139 101 29 9
1666 The Windmill has the same floorplan as the Old Lady's Shoe 1.3381 0.04849 139 99 33 7
1667 Are you thinking what I'm thinkin? A home not 'near' the golf course, but literally ON the golf course! 1.3381 0.04849 139 99 33 7
1668 You know what? I’ll throw in a couple of free rounds.. do we have a deal? 1.3380 0.04676 142 100 36 6
1669 Its got sweeping views of the 9th hole. 1.3380 0.04885 142 102 32 8
1670 Keeps the bad guys out about 60% of the time, depending on the wind. 1.3380 0.05278 142 106 24 12
1671 You also get access to the community moat. 1.3380 0.05278 142 106 24 12
1672 Don Quixote had his eye on this place... 1.3380 0.04885 142 102 32 8
1673 What makes you ask if the previous owner was Dutch? 1.3380 0.04986 142 103 30 9
1674 Of course, there will be no utility bills. 1.3379 0.04716 145 103 35 7
1675 You'll get used to the timing. 1.3378 0.04553 148 104 38 6
1676 The latest in Condo design. Did I mention it has a putting green? 1.3378 0.04751 148 106 34 8
1677 This is a much better location than the clown face. 1.3377 0.05051 151 112 27 12
1678 It's listed at Par 4. 1.3377 0.04396 151 105 41 5
1679 Since you're going 'Dutch', this would be perfect! 1.3374 0.04863 163 121 29 13
1680 If you like Little Italy, you're going to love Little Holland. 1.3364 0.05671 110 80 23 7
1681 Windmill-on-the-Ninth is an enviable address in a premier minigolf community. 1.3364 0.05816 110 81 21 8
1682 The developers have taken mixed use zoning in an interesting direction. 1.3363 0.05567 113 82 24 7
1683 And it has solar on the other side. 1.3363 0.05978 113 85 18 10
1684 Unfortunately Mr. and Mrs. Putney, there is nothing miniature about the liability premium for your homeowners insurance. 1.3363 0.05844 113 84 20 9
1685 ‘Beutiful European styling and right on the golf course!” 1.3362 0.05468 116 84 25 7
1686 With this set up, you'll never pay an electric bill again. And the old lady in the shoe lives right next door! 1.3362 0.05736 116 86 21 9
1687 And you never have to cut the grass. 1.3362 0.05187 116 82 29 5
1688 Can we please discuss the elephant outside the room? 1.3361 0.05758 119 89 20 10
1689 Well...this is the 18th. I'm afraid I don't have any more to show. 1.3361 0.05505 119 87 24 8
1690 You must admit that it isn't a run-of-the-mill home. 1.3361 0.05021 122 86 31 5
1691 You’ll absolutely love the second story view. On a clear day you see Clownmouth! 1.3361 0.05021 122 86 31 5
1692 It’s a desirable neighborhood and great house so getting in is going to be all about timing. 1.3361 0.05656 122 91 21 10
1693 Two bedrooms, one bath, no heat, but has a killer AC. 1.3360 0.05321 125 91 26 8
1694 And, as you can imagine, it's a really fun neighborhood. 1.3360 0.04812 125 87 34 4
1695 When you leave, use the remote to increase the blade speed to keep out the thieves. 1.3360 0.04812 125 87 34 4
1696 It has wonderful cross ventilation. 1.3360 0.05321 125 91 26 8
1697 Year-round air conditioning, clothes drying, free water supply, and a zoo and a church just across the street: you'll love it. 1.3360 0.05441 125 92 24 9
1698 Welcome to Trump Tower, Holland. 1.3360 0.05441 125 92 24 9
1699 Don't forget the Trump family doesn't add its name to just any property. 1.3360 0.05558 125 93 22 10
1700 After a few months, you'll hardly notice it anymore. 1.3359 0.05351 128 94 25 9
1701 Just carry your groceries sideways. You will get used to it. Its a small price to pay for carbon neutrality. 1.3359 0.04995 128 91 31 6
1702 It breaks hard right-to-left, but otherwise the place is a gem. 1.3359 0.05235 128 93 27 8
1703 I suggest online newspaper delivery. 1.3359 0.05235 128 93 27 8
1704 There are only three of the original eighteen left, this one won't last long... 1.3359 0.04995 128 91 31 6
1705 The timing is right. 1.3359 0.05351 128 94 25 9
1706 No, that's an in-ground pool. 1.3359 0.05465 128 95 23 10
1707 It's a one hole, one shot home. Nobody can play through. 1.3359 0.04870 128 90 33 5
1708 My only concern is that the appliances aren't stainless steel. 1.3359 0.05116 128 92 29 7
1709 It’s a fine unit. I’d say it’s at par with any other house in the neighborhood. 1.3359 0.04920 131 93 32 6
1710 Yup..Real estate is timing. 1.3359 0.04920 131 93 32 6
1711 Panoramic views. Great ventilation. Central location. I think that covers it. 1.3359 0.04920 131 93 32 6
1712 It's a two story with one ball garage. 1.3359 0.05153 131 95 28 8
1713 Not only is it on the fairway, it also qualifies for renewable energy credits! 1.3359 0.04920 131 93 32 6
1714 Timing is everything when you want to get into a new house. 1.3359 0.04920 131 93 32 6
1715 The present owners are in fore closure, I'm sure they'll accept your offer! 1.3359 0.05266 131 96 26 9
1716 You won't find a better deal this side of the pirate ship water hazard. 1.3358 0.05291 134 99 25 10
1717 Quixotic golf course living at its finest. 1.3358 0.05291 134 99 25 10
1718 It helps to close your eyes when you run. 1.3358 0.05291 134 99 25 10
1719 The sellers are in the hole. 1.3358 0.05396 134 100 23 11
1720 Yes, you can live here free. Just collect the golf balls and put them in the big bucket. 1.3358 0.05291 134 99 25 10
1721 The nice thing is it's on a cul-de sac. 1.3358 0.05184 134 98 27 9
1722 And all 18 of these units are free of the noise of lawnmowers. 1.3358 0.04779 137 97 34 6
1723 You'll really love the privacy on windy days! 1.3358 0.05209 137 101 26 10
1724 The sellers are moving back to Holland. 1.3358 0.04890 137 98 32 7
1725 Tilting is permitted daily from 4 to 7 PM. 1.3358 0.05311 137 102 24 11
1726 It's perfect for augmenting your timing and decision-making skills. 1.3357 0.04602 140 98 37 5
1727 It's not a Trump golf course, but for many people that's a plus. 1.3357 0.05130 140 103 27 10
1728 Okay? Now, on three! 1.3357 0.04713 140 99 35 6
1729 And the unique feature is the revolving door. 1.3357 0.05152 143 106 26 11
1730 Other than occasional acts of Quixotism, there were never any complaints about this property. 1.3357 0.04957 143 104 30 9
1731 The former tenant forgot to use the exit tunnel. It was a windy day. 1.3357 0.04957 143 104 30 9
1732 Wait 'til you see the pool. 1.3357 0.04320 143 98 42 3
1733 Here at Trump Mini Golf Estates every day is below par. 1.3356 0.05259 146 110 23 13
1734 Not only that. Just one hurricane and you’re good for six months. 1.3356 0.04689 146 104 35 7
1735 Now I know it seems like we have been tilting at windmills with those other houses in the neighborhood, but I think this house is a real hole in one. 1.3356 0.04627 149 106 36 7
1736 Time is of the essence. 1.3356 0.04627 149 106 36 7
1737 It's a great yard for just puttering around. 1.3356 0.04724 149 107 34 8
1738 it's our model for those who like to putter 1.3356 0.04724 149 107 34 8
1739 A bit tricky to get in on a windy day 1.3355 0.05193 152 115 23 14
1740 It's perfect if you enjoy puttering around the house. 1.3333 0.05377 138 104 22 12
1741 It’s just a matter of practice. 1.3333 0.05067 120 85 30 5
1742 The electric bills are quite low, but some of the rooms can be a little drafty. 1.3333 0.05120 123 88 29 6
1743 Admittedly, access and egress can be a little dicey. 1.3333 0.05316 129 95 25 9
1744 This hybrid home keeps pesky birds away while lowering your electric bill!” 1.3333 0.05120 132 96 28 8
1745 Yes, it is expensive, but you can always go Dutch. 1.3333 0.05521 126 94 22 10
1746 This house is a mill, but the owners are willing to sell for half. 1.3333 0.05429 129 96 23 10
1747 It needs a little work, but it’s a great buy if you don’t mind a little puttering around. 1.3333 0.05480 111 80 25 6
1748 Par 4 sounds high, i know, but i think we can get them down to a par 3 1.3333 0.04861 138 99 32 7
1749 The front door security system either keeps ‘em out or it wipes ‘em out. 1.3333 0.04792 141 101 33 7
1750 It's in a walkable neighborhood. 1.3333 0.04912 126 89 32 5
1751 You can have it for a breeze. 1.3333 0.05563 117 86 23 8
1752 It's energy-efficient, near a church, and it backs up onto a golf course. 1.3333 0.04889 132 94 32 6
1753 Don't worry, they'll yell fore. 1.3333 0.04856 117 81 33 3
1754 The price of this home is par for the course. 1.3333 0.05138 147 110 25 12
1755 Actually, it’s a fantastic price for a par 3. 1.3333 0.04726 144 103 34 7
1756 I have one more to show you. It’s down three hills and around a bend. 1.3333 0.05201 129 94 27 8
1757 Neighborhood is very child-friendly. 1.3333 0.05164 126 91 28 7
1758 Ok, so it’s not the 18th hole, but... 1.3333 0.04726 144 103 34 7
1759 It’s usually pretty quiet, except when someone gets a hole-in-one. 1.3333 0.05285 126 92 26 8
1760 This satisfies both your requirements: Historic and Green 1.3333 0.04702 135 95 35 5
1761 It also comes with solar. 1.3333 0.05648 129 98 19 12
1762 You did say you were looking for something right on the golf course, did you not? 1.3333 0.05563 117 86 23 8
1763 It’s not that bad, you just have to time yourself. 1.3333 0.05616 123 92 21 10
1764 But the schools are very good..... 1.3333 0.05285 126 92 26 8
1765 The timing for entry and exit is a little tricky - especially on windy days- but the utility bills are near zero! 1.3333 0.05616 123 92 21 10
1766 You can generate your own power but I wouldn’t go outside when it is windy. 1.3333 0.04928 144 105 30 9
1767 We like the Scandinavian styling, but could we see something a little more clown mouthy? 1.3333 0.05374 123 90 25 8
1768 The wind power saves on electricity bills, plus it has a ballroom in the basement. 1.3333 0.05232 132 97 26 9
1769 This model has the best security system in the complex. 1.3333 0.05040 126 90 30 6
1770 The previous owner was an avid golfer and a big fan of renewable energy. 1.3333 0.05496 123 91 23 9
1771 Sorry, we don't do sub par mortgages. 1.3333 0.05963 126 98 14 14
1772 Timing is everything in getting into the housing market 1.3333 0.05291 117 84 27 6
1773 Now you do understand, the wind is not included. 1.3333 0.05120 132 96 28 8
1774 This is a little more open concept than we're looking for. 1.3333 0.04250 153 106 43 4
1775 Two words: Big Balls. 1.3333 0.05593 120 89 22 9
1776 I wish I could tell you it has a miniature price. 1.3333 0.04897 141 102 31 8
1777 I say we let them play through. 1.3333 0.04954 147 108 29 10
1778 But if you can get the car into the garage in one attempt, the local carwash will give you a free pass. 1.3333 0.05563 117 86 23 8
1779 I SAID, IT'S ENERGY EFFICIENT, BUT YOU HAVE TO GET USED TO THE REVOLVING DOORS. 1.3333 0.05539 129 97 21 11
1780 A Quixotic Home at a Sancho Price! 1.3333 0.05429 129 96 23 10
1781 And we have walk and don't walk signs in the living room. 1.3333 0.05564 135 103 19 13
1782 Getting in or out can be a little iffy . 1.3333 0.04769 132 93 34 5
1783 Full disclosure: There is a volcano nearby, but it is dormant. 1.3333 0.05800 114 85 20 9
1784 I can let you have it for five under par 1.3333 0.05593 120 89 22 9
1785 Oh yes, this is a tremendous kids' neighborhood! 1.3333 0.05932 114 86 18 10
1786 The owner wants to move back to Spain to pursue new adventures. 1.3333 0.05285 126 92 26 8
1787 You mentioned you wanted to live on a golf course. 1.3333 0.05232 132 97 26 9
1788 Except for the wind, it's the perfect place if you like small towns and golf." 1.3333 0.05043 135 98 29 8
1789 I hope it's up to par with your standards. 1.3333 0.05357 105 74 27 4
1790 Well Mr. Smith, is this anything like the windmills in your mind" 1.3333 0.05257 135 100 25 10
1791 The master looks right on to hole 18. 1.3333 0.05539 129 97 21 11
1792 Full disclosure: It's a bit drafty, and the neighbors live in a shoe. 1.3333 0.05083 129 93 29 7
1793 This place has 24/7 security provided by the gator on hole 7 and that clown on hole 18. 1.3333 0.05734 123 93 19 11
1794 And you'll be living right on the golf course! 1.3333 0.05361 135 101 23 11
1795 This way you don’t need solar. 1.3333 0.05120 123 88 29 6
1796 Think of it more as being where the action is. 1.3312 0.04370 157 111 40 6
1797 Yes, it might be a bit drafty, but I think you'll appreciate the freshly ground flour each day. 1.3311 0.04672 151 109 34 8
1798 This golf community is perfect for those who don't like to drive, hate to weed, and understand the importance of good timing." 1.3310 0.04899 145 106 30 9
1799 It's an Elon Musk design. Jump in that hole and you're at work in 3 minutes. 1.3310 0.04596 145 103 36 6
1800 The place is great, but I'd add a side entrance. 1.3310 0.04764 142 102 33 7
1801 And this back yard is a great place to putter! 1.3310 0.05069 142 105 27 10
1802 We only provide the best housing for our customers. Ever heard of the lady who lived in a shoe? 1.3310 0.04764 142 102 33 7
1803 . . . and, if someone actually makes the putt, you get to keep the ball. 1.3310 0.04969 142 104 29 9
1804 Wait 'til you see how low the monthly electric bill is! 1.3310 0.04550 142 100 37 5
1805 It's a matter of timing. 1.3309 0.04831 139 100 32 7
1806 "This Dutch Modern needs minimal landscaping and it generates its own electricity. 1.3309 0.04722 139 99 34 6
1807 As you can see, this house comes with its own security system. 1.3309 0.04674 136 96 35 5
1808 This prime site on the 18th hole suddenly became available. The previous owners had an unfortunate accident. 1.3309 0.04789 136 97 33 6
1809 Just use the back door if the wind is blowing more than 5 mph. 1.3309 0.05011 136 99 29 8
1810 It's a great starter home, only a par 2! 1.3309 0.04674 136 96 35 5
1811 The neighborhood is perfect for kids. 1.3308 0.05088 133 97 28 8
1812 Yes, it is a bit of a hole. 1.3308 0.05198 133 98 26 9
1813 It’s walking distance to a school, a loopty-loop, a T-rex and a snack bar. And no one in this neighborhood ever locks their doors! 1.3308 0.04975 133 96 30 7
1814 Bob...as requested, your home comes with your very own private golf course! 1.3308 0.05307 133 99 24 10
1815 And a hole-in-one takes a full point off your interest rate! 1.3308 0.05088 133 97 28 8
1816 I'm telling you... Putt putt is the new oceanfront. 1.3308 0.05198 133 98 26 9
1817 OK when I say go we are going to run to the dot then when I say go we are going to run inside. Got that? 1.3308 0.05198 133 98 26 9
1818 Are you going Dutch? 1.3308 0.05198 133 98 26 9
1819 The former tenant forgot to look both ways before exiting! 1.3308 0.04618 133 93 36 4
1820 Some people worry about security, but trust me, it’s much harder to get in than it looks like. 1.3308 0.05088 133 97 28 8
1821 Rest assured, most people miss their shots. 1.3308 0.05167 130 95 27 8
1822 Yes, and it's right on the golf course. 1.3308 0.05393 130 97 23 10
1823 Timing. Timing. Timing. 1.3308 0.05167 130 95 27 8
1824 And no electric bill. 1.3308 0.05281 130 96 25 9
1825 And it's got superb ventilation. 1.3308 0.04931 130 93 31 6
1826 Well, there are 18 units in the association, and it is strongly recommended that owners do summer elsewhere. 1.3308 0.04931 130 93 31 6
1827 Now let's talk about the elephant in the room. 1.3307 0.05483 127 95 22 10
1828 This one has it all - 100% green energy, low maintenance yard, and a kitschy curb appeal. 1.3307 0.04880 127 90 32 5
1829 Nothing to worry about! This is Amsterdam, not La Mancha. 1.3307 0.05250 127 93 26 8
1830 On three, I say we run for it! 1.3307 0.05483 127 95 22 10
1831 It practically pays for itself. 1.3307 0.05130 127 92 28 7
1832 You don't need a gardener but you may want a caddy. 1.3307 0.04880 127 90 32 5
1833 And as you can see, it uses the latest in wind power generation. You just need to go in the front door quickly. 1.3307 0.05007 127 91 30 6
1834 Naturally, going in or out, timing is essential 1.3307 0.05250 127 93 26 8
1835 Try to time your entries and exits according to prevailing winds. 1.3307 0.05368 127 94 24 9
1836 This next house is best for a couple with a very regular schedule. 1.3306 0.05458 124 92 23 9
1837 Great natural light. Outstanding rooftop views. And a knockout foyer. 1.3306 0.05577 124 93 21 10
1838 You have a nutty neighbor you'll have to keep an eye out for, a Mr. Quixote. 1.3306 0.05694 124 94 19 11
1839 The previous owners were the Millers. 1.3306 0.05694 124 94 19 11
1840 Heating this place will be a breeze 1.3306 0.05428 121 89 24 8
1841 Just one thing before I show you the interior--we won't be able to all go in together. 1.3306 0.05299 121 88 26 7
1842 And the electric bills, ZIP! 1.3306 0.05299 121 88 26 7
1843 If this is out of your price range, I have a nice place next to the clown. 1.3306 0.05553 121 90 22 9
1844 I think this is the perfect fit for you two! It's on a golf course, it's got Old World charm, and the rotating windmill keeps solicitors away. 1.3306 0.05553 121 90 22 9
1845 The walls are structurally sound, but there's a hole in one. 1.3306 0.05553 121 90 22 9
1846 Your comings and goings must be carefully timed. 1.3306 0.05299 121 88 26 7
1847 Not to worry, when there's no wind, there's no problem. 1.3305 0.05523 118 87 23 8
1848 This home is on par with your budget. 1.3305 0.05652 118 88 21 9
1849 In the housing market, timing is everything. 1.3305 0.05523 118 87 23 8
1850 Trust me. It really doesn’t matter. No one plays minature golf today. 1.3304 0.05485 115 84 24 7
1851 You will just love living on the golf course and not having to mow the grass! 1.3304 0.05051 115 81 30 4
1852 It's loaded with charm. You just have to be a little careful when you step out on a windy day. 1.3304 0.05344 115 83 26 6
1853 With cash up front, I can get you in the door of this place, although it might take a few tries. 1.3290 0.04939 155 116 27 12
1854 I think you are going to love it here. But I also think you might want to reconsider buying that dachshund. 1.3290 0.05105 155 118 23 14
1855 If you're alert and nimble and stick close to the walls, I'm sure you'll be very happy here. 1.3289 0.04646 152 110 34 8
1856 Yes, it’s expensive. But you save a lot on electricity. 1.3289 0.04199 149 103 43 3
1857 Hole 7 is the most sought after address on any course. 1.3288 0.04967 146 108 28 10
1858 The lawns are fake but that’s par for the course. 1.3288 0.04967 146 108 28 10
1859 If you like golf you're going to LOVE this next place 1.3286 0.05311 140 106 22 12
1860 You'll learn to time your entrances and exits. 1.3285 0.04760 137 98 33 6
1861 I strongly advise against making a quixotic decision. 1.3285 0.05294 137 103 23 11
1862 On the fairway AND a tax credit for energy efficiency! 1.3285 0.04872 137 99 31 7
1863 It's ideal for a couple that likes to putter around the house. 1.3285 0.05087 137 101 27 9
1864 Access is slightly trickier on windy days. 1.3285 0.05294 137 103 23 11
1865 Well, it fits your budget and has a breathtaking view of the back nine. 1.3285 0.05087 137 101 27 9
1866 Entering into a new home like this is really all about timing. 1.3284 0.05056 134 98 28 8
1867 You said you always wanted to live on a golf course.... 1.3284 0.05165 134 99 26 9
1868 Okay, here we are at house number three. Try not to get swept away by this option, folks! 1.3284 0.04829 134 96 32 6
1869 It’s like living near the airport, you just get used to it eventually. 1.3282 0.04778 131 93 33 5
1870 And you get to keep all the balls lost on your property. 1.3282 0.04654 131 92 35 4
1871 The average savings in electricity is $3,600 a year, which you can put toward medical bills. 1.3282 0.05247 131 97 25 9
1872 It's right on the golf course. 1.3282 0.05573 131 100 19 12
1873 Three bedrooms, 2 baths. Well priced. And it comes with a life time supply of whole wheat flour... 1.3281 0.05216 128 94 26 8
1874 The Mulligans are willing to concede that.” 1.3281 0.05446 128 96 22 10
1875 And it backs on to a golf course. 1.3281 0.05216 128 94 26 8
1876 The membership fees are very affordable. 1.3281 0.05216 128 94 26 8
1877 ...and not a penny ever for greens fees!" 1.3281 0.05216 128 94 26 8
1878 Do you play golf? 1.3280 0.05051 125 90 29 6
1879 And we also offer hole-in-one insurance! 1.3280 0.05539 125 94 21 10
1880 First, let me explain the security system to you. 1.3280 0.04922 125 89 31 5
1881 If you prefer solar, I'll show you the home on hole 3. 1.3280 0.05654 125 95 19 11
1882 You'll never again pay an electric bill. 1.3280 0.05421 125 93 23 9
1883 Three beds, two baths, par four. 1.3280 0.05178 125 91 27 7
1884 Like I said, it's a risky investment. I don't know if you have the balls to buy it. 1.3279 0.05514 122 91 22 9
1885 It's a wind generator to power your solar panels. 1.3279 0.04861 122 86 32 4
1886 The Tudor on the back nine was not in your price range. 1.3279 0.05263 122 89 26 7
1887 On the bright side, you won't be bothered by solicitors on windy days 1.3279 0.05390 122 90 24 8
1888 Your condo fees are already included in the green fees. 1.3279 0.05132 122 88 28 6
1889 True. But with the hole in FRONT of the door the risk is substantially reduced. 1.3279 0.05514 122 91 22 9
1890 Your front door security system works even better when there's a gale force wind blowing. 1.3277 0.05483 119 88 23 8
1891 Trust me, you’re far more likely to go underwater with the castle. 1.3277 0.04936 119 84 31 4
1892 I understand you folks are open to Dutch Revival ? 1.3277 0.05860 119 91 17 11
1893 Solar power is so yesterday. 1.3276 0.05581 116 86 22 8
1894 Not to put any pressure on you, but golf course views tend to sell quickly” 1.3276 0.05306 116 84 26 6
1895 This one’s got central air! 1.3274 0.05543 113 83 23 7
1896 On the upside, you'll get free air conditioning and golf privileges. 1.3274 0.05543 113 83 23 7
1897 Yes, there's a reason they placed the door on that side. 1.3274 0.05543 113 83 23 7
1898 Real estate, it’s just hit or miss. 1.3274 0.05399 113 82 25 6
1899 It's a great neighborhood! Have you ever played dodge ball? 1.3271 0.05439 107 77 25 5
1900 To live in this house, you've got to have some pretty big balls. 1.3271 0.06053 107 81 17 9
1901 Great neighborhood and everything's close enough that you'll never have to drive. 1.3269 0.05707 104 76 22 6
1902 Look Steve, I'm going to level with you... This place is a hole. 1.3268 0.04979 153 115 26 12
1903 If you want to stretch the budget, we can get you into a clown’s mouth. 1.3267 0.04960 150 112 27 11
1904 Named the most challenging house in Mini Golf Estates. 1.3267 0.04777 150 110 31 9
1905 The front entrance is a little tricky, but it generates its own electricity. 1.3265 0.04745 147 107 32 8
1906 And there's a good breeze year-round. 1.3264 0.04811 144 105 31 8
1907 You're lucky it's still available. The last couple I showed it to, put a bid in, but then tried to enter on the count of "2" instead of "3". 1.3264 0.04605 144 103 35 6
1908 The front nine already sold out so I'd make an offer fast. 1.3262 0.04879 141 103 30 8
1909 I guarantee you. There’s nothing miniature about it. 1.3262 0.04774 141 102 32 7
1910 I really think you'll like this Dutch-style charmer overlooking the 9th fairway. 1.3262 0.04982 141 104 28 9
1911 Trust me, it's a better deal than the laughing clown house. 1.3261 0.04618 138 98 35 5
1912 and you'll notice it is quite convenient to the course 1.3261 0.04842 138 100 31 7
1913 It takes a little getting used to, but it's great for deterring the in-laws! 1.3259 0.04682 135 96 34 5
1914 Just think of all the electricity you can sell. 1.3259 0.04913 135 98 30 7
1915 The owner built this part of the Mar-a-Lago resort for when he was feeling inadequate. 1.3259 0.05344 135 102 22 11
1916 And the electricity is included. 1.3259 0.05239 135 101 24 10
1917 It's open concept and energy efficient. 1.3259 0.04314 135 93 40 2
1918 And of course there's plenty of room to just mill about. 1.3259 0.05133 135 100 26 9
1919 I'm tellin' ya, this property's a hole in one! 1.3259 0.05024 135 99 28 8
1920 ...and you can say good-bye to uninvited guests. 1.3259 0.04799 135 97 32 6
1921 Tilting at windmills on your bucket list? 1.3259 0.05133 135 100 26 9
1922 This place is perfect if you like puttering around the house. 1.3258 0.05213 132 98 25 9
1923 You get to keep all the stray balls AND it has a Dutch oven. 1.3258 0.05101 132 97 27 8
1924 Green technology, but the security system's a little tricky. 1.3258 0.05430 132 100 21 11
1925 Maxi golf, it's the next big thing. 1.3258 0.05430 132 100 21 11
1926 But you said you wanted a golf community. 1.3258 0.04869 132 95 31 6
1927 So if you time it right you'll have plenty of money for retirement. I suggest a combination of term and hole life. 1.3256 0.05521 129 98 20 11
1928 Sure, it's a quirky house, but it's right on the fairway. 1.3256 0.04942 129 93 30 6
1929 Each time you get through the door, a bell rings and you get a free game. 1.3256 0.04942 129 93 30 6
1930 The Will states it's yours now. Consider it a windfall 1.3256 0.04818 129 92 32 5
1931 Par 4 quality at par 3 pricing. Wind power. And quiet — most people quit before the 18th hole. 1.3256 0.04942 129 93 30 6
1932 You're kidding, right? Your name really isn't Don Quixote. 1.3256 0.04942 129 93 30 6
1933 This IS mid-century modern 1.3254 0.05018 126 91 29 6
1934 The market here is all about timing. 1.3254 0.05143 126 92 27 7
1935 Falling into the cup. Seen it. Covered it. 1.3254 0.05384 126 94 23 9
1936 This place is as green as they come. 1.3254 0.04890 126 90 31 5
1937 Imagine your weekends puttering around the house. 1.3254 0.05384 126 94 23 9
1938 Perfect place to putter around 1.3252 0.04965 123 88 30 5
1939 It's easy once you get the timing right and it's entirely green 1.3252 0.05596 123 93 20 10
1940 Yes indeed, when it comes to buying houses, timing is everything! 1.3252 0.04829 123 87 32 4
1941 The sellers are downsizing to a pinball machine. 1.3252 0.04965 123 88 30 5
1942 Just don't go in or out when the wind's blowing. 1.3252 0.05227 123 90 26 7
1943 ...... with the added benefit of discouraging Jehovah's witnesses. 1.3252 0.05353 123 91 24 8
1944 I haven't told anyone else but...it also grinds corn! 1.3250 0.05444 120 89 23 8
1945 It's quite obvious why the price was dropped, but the location is fantastic"... 1.3250 0.04758 120 84 33 3
1946 You did say you wanted a home on the 18th green. 1.3250 0.05314 120 88 25 7
1947 The balls are bigger too, but you’ll get used to it 1.3250 0.05314 120 88 25 7
1948 Imagine how much money you can save grinding your own corn! 1.3250 0.05571 120 90 21 9
1949 Resort living with a view of the eighteenth hole. 1.3250 0.04903 120 85 31 4
1950 Look both ways when crossing the living room. 1.3248 0.04538 157 114 35 8
1951 It's charming, and you save a ton on your electric bill. 1.3248 0.05406 117 86 24 7
1952 You asked for a house on a golf course, but with your budget........ 1.3248 0.05268 117 85 26 6
1953 And if you decide to buy it, I'd avoid taking Ambien. 1.3247 0.04687 154 113 32 9
1954 Each unit in our Mini Golf Retirement Village is unique. This one offers plenty of fresh air and ventilation. 1.3246 0.05359 114 83 25 6
1955 Typical summertime traffic but really quiet in the winter. And it certainly beats the clown you’re liv’n in now. 1.3246 0.05359 114 83 25 6
1956 It's a seller's market. Timing is everything. 1.3243 0.04815 148 109 30 9
1957 There are no HSA fees and the golf is free 1.3243 0.05602 111 82 22 7
1958 Yes, off the grid and with a golf course view! 1.3241 0.04882 145 107 29 9
1959 It will be great once you get into the swing of things. 1.3239 0.04850 142 104 30 8
1960 The last owner got a hole in one on the first try 1.3239 0.04746 142 103 32 7
1961 Tiny houses are all the rage right now and this one is a real hole-in-one. 1.3239 0.05052 142 106 26 10
1962 The wooden shoes are optional. 1.3237 0.04703 139 100 33 6
1963 It's really only a problem in the summer months. 1.3237 0.04813 139 101 31 7
1964 And the decapitation insurance is quite reasonable 1.3235 0.04993 136 100 28 8
1965 Central air? I don't think so. 1.3235 0.04882 136 99 30 7
1966 You might say that we’ve made child’s play out of home security. 1.3235 0.04882 136 99 30 7
1967 You'll be off the grid. 1.3235 0.04882 136 99 30 7
1968 Yes, but think about the low energy costs. 1.3235 0.04769 136 98 32 6
1969 It's a great neighborhood, and you only have to risk death twice a day. 1.3235 0.04993 136 100 28 8
1970 Upgrading from the hole to a moat would be surprisingly affordable. 1.3235 0.04535 136 96 36 4
1971 It's just the one room, but there is a lake and ferris wheel right around the corner. 1.3233 0.05068 133 98 27 8
1972 Wait till you see the security system. 1.3233 0.05288 133 100 23 10
1973 Don Quixote Realtors at your service. 1.3233 0.05068 133 98 27 8
1974 The best part is you never have to cut the lawn. 1.3233 0.04719 133 95 33 5
1975 It's perfect -- a quaint village on a golf course, where the President plays twice a week. 1.3233 0.05179 133 99 25 9
1976 And this is our premium home, where almost no balls go through! 1.3233 0.04838 133 96 31 6
1977 Have you decided which of you is going to pay, or are you going Dutch 1.3232 0.05529 99 71 24 4
1978 So you're looking for a home closer to the fairway." 1.3231 0.04910 130 94 30 6
1979 The Millers? What a coincidence! 1.3231 0.05147 130 96 26 8
1980 It's called oscillating Feng Shui. 1.3231 0.05147 130 96 26 8
1981 Off the grid, what's not to like? 1.3231 0.05030 130 95 28 7
1982 ... and if you like the beach, you'll love to hear that it's only a two-minute walk to a sand bunker near the water hazard 1.3231 0.05030 130 95 28 7
1983 Let's wait for the wind to die down and this putt before I show you the beautiful interior? 1.3231 0.05374 130 98 22 10
1984 Of course we can lubricate the windmill and fill in the hole in the front yard before we close. 1.3228 0.04985 127 92 29 6
1985 It's everything you wanted: kid-friendly; renewable-ready; fun part of town. 1.3228 0.04985 127 92 29 6
1986 Now that we are clear on the sustainability features of the house, we can address the elephant in the room. 1.3228 0.04985 127 92 29 6
1987 Just think of how much you’ll save on your electric bill... 1.3228 0.05230 127 94 25 8
1988 This is one of the more challenging properties I am listing .... 1.3228 0.05230 127 94 25 8
1989 Make ‘em a low ball offer. 1.3226 0.05191 124 91 26 7
1990 This is as close to a lighthouse as it is possible to purchase in Iowa 1.3226 0.05063 124 90 28 6
1991 You'll get in on the bottom floor of the small house movement. 1.3226 0.05557 124 94 20 10
1992 Why yes. It was listed as golf course living. 1.3226 0.05191 124 91 26 7
1993 The sellers are very motivated, they're moving to hole 12. 1.3226 0.05191 124 91 26 7
1994 As you can see this part of Lilliput has become gentrified. 1.3226 0.05063 124 90 28 6
1995 To get in on this deal, it's all in the timing. 1.3226 0.05316 124 92 24 8
1996 Out of personal experience, I suggest you watch your step. 1.3226 0.05063 124 90 28 6
1997 True, Mrs. Van Dyke, but only on windy days.... 1.3226 0.04797 124 88 32 4
1998 It'd be perfect should one of you develop a handicap. 1.3226 0.05557 124 94 20 10
1999 Yes, it's a fixer. But the energy credits are amazing! 1.3223 0.05145 121 88 27 6
2000 Besides being energy-independent, your home is now 25% more secure! 1.3223 0.05145 121 88 27 6
2001 It comes with a par 3 garage. 1.3223 0.05532 121 91 21 9
2002 The good news is that you are surrounded by other par 3 properties. 1.3221 0.04070 149 103 44 2
2003 ...And it's perfect for someone who likes to putter around the house. 1.3220 0.05367 118 87 24 7
2004 The monotonous creaking will help you sleep, and you'll never have to worry about unwanted sales and church people. 1.3220 0.05230 118 86 26 6
2005 Since you’re just dating you can go Dutch on it. 1.3220 0.05500 118 88 22 8
2006 This model is called "The Impossible Dream House". 1.3220 0.05500 118 88 22 8
2007 The energy savings will sweep you off your feet. 1.3220 0.05367 118 87 24 7
2008 This house has everything on your wish list--light and airy with an open floor plan, a fun-filled design for entertaining, and a distinctive and welcoming front entryway. 1.3220 0.04945 118 84 30 4
2009 Not only is it energy efficient, but the location is right on the 14th hole. 1.3220 0.04945 118 84 30 4
2010 And if this isn’t what you’re after, I also have a castle with an uncontrollable drawbridge over on the 7th. 1.3219 0.04854 146 108 29 9
2011 Sure, it's a little tricky getting in and out, but your utility bills will be practically nothing! 1.3219 0.04447 146 104 37 5
2012 It's a little cozy, but the neighborhood's nice and quiet since they moved the pirate ship to hole 18. 1.3217 0.05461 115 85 23 7
2013 In the interest of disclosure, I must tell you this house is a par four 1.3217 0.05461 115 85 23 7
2014 So, Mr. Quixote, you mention there is a bit of family history involved here. 1.3217 0.05319 115 84 25 6
2015 Giant golf balls do roll in every once in a while, but you get used to it 1.3217 0.04718 143 104 32 7
2016 Lucky for you, it has the highest hole in one rating on the course. 1.3214 0.05413 112 82 24 6
2017 You want to use the back door. 1.3214 0.05107 112 80 28 4
2018 It's a windmill, just like the President 1.3214 0.05196 140 106 23 11
2019 It’s also haunted. 1.3214 0.05390 140 108 19 13
2020 Utilities included for life. 1.3214 0.04564 140 100 35 5
2021 Yes, you're right, but the big paddles keep most of them out. 1.3214 0.04994 140 104 27 9
2022 Great buy! Master suite, two additional bedrooms, two full baths, upgraded kitchen and fully off the grid. 1.3212 0.04626 137 98 34 5
2023 You guys wanted a gated community with a golf course, so at seven million this is a steal in San Francisco! 1.3212 0.05173 137 103 24 10
2024 I will say the architecture here strongly favors the nimble. 1.3212 0.04852 137 100 30 7
2025 Thanks for coming to this open house. 1.3212 0.04962 137 101 28 8
2026 I know you said green was important. 1.3212 0.04740 137 99 32 6
2027 This one goes for three hundred, but if you're looking for something a little cheaper, we have the clown's mouth for two-seventy-five. 1.3209 0.04569 134 95 35 4
2028 Look, this is the only one in town! 1.3209 0.04569 134 95 35 4
2029 To be honest ,it can get a little breezy . 1.3209 0.04923 134 98 29 7
2030 We lovingly refer to this model as the 'Don Qui-Hole-in-One' 1.3209 0.05036 134 99 27 8
2031 It's quaint, charming, and you can work on your short game. 1.3209 0.04923 134 98 29 7
2032 But the ball almost never makes it in the front door. 1.3209 0.04690 134 96 33 5
2033 Tulips, always plant tulips. 1.3209 0.05360 134 102 21 11
2034 One bedroom, air conditioned...Charming old world facade and a yard to putter in...Those were your criteria, no? 1.3206 0.04998 131 96 28 7
2035 I said we wanted a place ON a golf course not IN a golf course. 1.3206 0.05227 131 98 24 9
2036 This house is a steal. Electricity from wind power and a golf course view. 1.3206 0.04757 131 94 32 5
2037 I cannot emphasize enough how important it is to have a good exit strategy in place before you invest in this property. 1.3206 0.05114 131 97 26 8
2038 But, Don Quixote is your neighbor. 1.3206 0.05114 131 97 26 8
2039 It’s a bit over budget, but you are on the first hole. 1.3206 0.05227 131 98 24 9
2040 We’ve managed to reduce the possibility of home invasion robbery by 25 percent. 1.3206 0.04879 131 95 30 6
2041 Of course you can ‘Go Dutch’ with the payments 1.3205 0.04546 156 114 34 8
2042 Just what you asked for, an affordable, active community. 1.3205 0.04360 156 112 38 6
2043 It’s the latest in green living. 1.3203 0.05075 128 94 27 7
2044 …And your electricity bills would be quite low… 1.3203 0.05075 128 94 27 7
2045 One pill makes you larger 1.3203 0.05312 128 96 23 9
2046 You’ ve been looking for a sweet deal on golf course property, right? How about this cottage right on the green? 1.3203 0.05075 128 94 27 7
2047 I know this isn’t as nice as the water-hazard-front property but that was way out of your budget. 1.3203 0.05075 128 94 27 7
2048 You DO know the windmill house is the best property on this golf course, right? 1.3203 0.05195 128 95 25 8
2049 How do you feel about letting 'em play through? 1.3200 0.05400 125 94 22 9
2050 You get the whole white picket fence thing without feeling so trapped. 1.3200 0.05029 125 91 28 6
2051 Because it’s a World Heritage Site, you couldn’t make exterior alterations. 1.3200 0.05634 125 96 18 11
2052 As you can see, there is nothing miniature about it. 1.3200 0.05400 125 94 22 9
2053 Believe me, it is better than solar and forces you to exercise 1.3200 0.04765 125 89 32 4
2054 Did I mention it comes with a pool? 1.3200 0.05518 125 95 20 10
2055 And the commute is easy, except for the last part. 1.3197 0.05240 122 90 25 7
2056 You're in luck, because in the windy season this place will cost you and arm and a leg. 1.3197 0.04975 122 88 29 5
2057 But you said you wanted a golf view. 1.3197 0.05109 122 89 27 6
2058 Or, if you prefer, I can show you a lovely "angry gorilla" property just around the corner. 1.3197 0.05109 122 89 27 6
2059 The housing crisis has affected every industry. 1.3197 0.05240 122 90 25 7
2060 WHEN IT'S WINDY IT'LL BE GOOD TO STAY INDOORS. 1.3197 0.05368 122 91 23 8
2061 It's the only wind powered unit in the Hole neighborhood. 1.3197 0.05240 122 90 25 7
2062 Neighborhood's a little under par, but it's a short drive to work. 1.3197 0.05240 122 90 25 7
2063 Don't worry, no one ever gets it into the windmill. 1.3194 0.04479 144 103 36 5
2064 If this isn't your thing, I've got a clown's mouth listing that's priced to move. 1.3194 0.04992 144 108 26 10
2065 People love the open floor plan. 1.3194 0.04586 144 104 34 6
2066 The ball hardly ever comes through. 1.3194 0.04893 144 107 28 9
2067 In this neighborhood, a fixer-upper is par for the course. 1.3194 0.04992 144 108 26 10
2068 It is completely powered by sustainable energy and it has a great view of the 18th hole. 1.3193 0.05193 119 87 26 6
2069 The current owners are motivated to sell. Consider it a guaranteed hole in one. 1.3193 0.04911 119 85 30 4
2070 Think of it this way. It's like you're always on vacation. 1.3193 0.04612 119 83 34 2
2071 Think of it as a challenge every day. 1.3193 0.05328 119 88 24 7
2072 If this isn't your style I can show you a 3 bedroom with a loop-the-loop. 1.3191 0.04861 141 104 29 8
2073 The white picket fence? The current owner, uh, repurposed it. 1.3191 0.05065 141 106 25 10
2074 This cute home is part of an exclusive miniature golf course community 1.3191 0.04648 141 102 33 6
2075 I hear you like to golf 1.3191 0.04755 141 103 31 7
2076 You'll be the first on your block with renewable energy. 1.3191 0.04537 141 101 35 5
2077 No garage, but you won't be driving on this course. 1.3191 0.05261 141 108 21 12
2078 Yes...it's a bit smaller but, it's right on the golf course. 1.3191 0.04648 141 102 33 6
2079 Please remember that the covenant requires that you always leave the doors open 1.3190 0.05421 116 86 23 7
2080 And wait till you see the keyless entry! 1.3190 0.05691 116 88 19 9
2081 In your price range this was the best option with a golf course view. 1.3190 0.05281 116 85 25 6
2082 With the right timing you can make it right to the second floor. 1.3188 0.05141 138 104 24 10
2083 As I mentioned at your first visit, there may occasionally be times were you may not want to leave the house 1.3188 0.05243 138 105 22 11
2084 To be honest, we're not entirely sure where it leads. 1.3188 0.04931 138 102 28 8
2085 And the power generation alone will provide you a guaranteed income for life. 1.3188 0.04712 138 100 32 6
2086 This is one of the newest models from Don Quixote modular homes. 1.3188 0.04598 138 99 34 5
2087 This is great starter home while you are young, fit, and childless. 1.3188 0.05141 138 104 24 10
2088 The pirate's cove might be more in your price range. 1.3188 0.04712 138 100 32 6
2089 You'd never have to mow again. 1.3188 0.04482 138 98 36 4
2090 And it’s got the very latest in sustainably-sourced energy. 1.3186 0.05070 113 81 28 4
2091 For windy days, there is a backdoor 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
2092 The kids will love it. 1.3185 0.04661 135 97 33 5
2093 If balls are a problem, and the blades aren’t cutting it, you could always add a drawbridge or a metal loop-de-loop. 1.3185 0.04661 135 97 33 5
2094 . . . however, the seller retains playing privileges. 1.3185 0.04541 135 96 35 4
2095 The area is zoned for both residential and comical. 1.3185 0.04893 135 99 29 7
2096 Yes, but you get to keep all the golf balls that come through the door 1.3185 0.04893 135 99 29 7
2097 Real estate is about being at the right place at the right time. 1.3185 0.04893 135 99 29 7
2098 You're only a par from the church and a birdie from the zoo. 1.3185 0.05114 135 101 25 9
2099 I don't know... I'm just not a fan of those granite counter tops 1.3185 0.05428 135 104 19 12
2100 It's only a par 3 now but with a little TLC you'll have a par 4 before you know it. 1.3185 0.05114 135 101 25 9
2101 It has the latest green energy features. 1.3185 0.04661 135 97 33 5
2102 You know what they say, “rotation, rotation, rotation” 1.3185 0.04661 135 97 33 5
2103 This House has all the charm of a Dutch Colonial and is on a golf course. 1.3182 0.04579 154 113 33 8
2104 See, in this neighbourhood you'd just call it regular golf 1.3182 0.05193 132 99 24 9
2105 Welcome to the open house. 1.3182 0.04579 154 113 33 8
2106 The windmill? It's par for the course. 1.3182 0.06574 88 67 14 7
2107 Security is intermittent 1.3182 0.05314 110 80 25 5
2108 Be careful with the front door. Especially on a windy day. 1.3179 0.04733 151 112 30 9
2109 ...and its Energy Star rating is 'off the charts!' 1.3178 0.04795 129 93 31 5
2110 ...and the lease includes free insurance against blunt trauma and dismemberment. 1.3178 0.05390 129 98 21 10
2111 I don't know why they call it mini golf. Everything is huge. 1.3178 0.05042 129 95 27 7
2112 Did I mention that any balls that make it in belong to you? 1.3178 0.05160 129 96 25 8
2113 If parking is that important, we can show you the Fire Station at #7. 1.3178 0.05276 129 97 23 9
2114 And there are no green fees. 1.3178 0.04920 129 94 29 6
2115 What did you expect? A castle? 1.3178 0.05160 129 96 25 8
2116 When you hear "Fore!" you run upstairs now, okay ? 1.3178 0.05042 129 95 27 7
2117 Of course, nothing says you have to let them play through. 1.3175 0.04734 126 90 32 4
2118 Just think of the money you’ll save on electricity 1.3175 0.05121 126 93 26 7
2119 you said we should go dutch 1.3175 0.05363 126 95 22 9
2120 Drafty? No. Why do you ask? 1.3172 0.04765 145 107 30 8
2121 The right time to enter the market changes by the second. 1.3172 0.04765 145 107 30 8
2122 Fairway view! 1.3172 0.04765 145 107 30 8
2123 Are you interested in this as a home, investment property, or guillotine? 1.3172 0.04765 145 107 30 8
2124 It has a couple of drawbacks, but think what you'll save on electricity. 1.3172 0.04663 145 106 32 7
2125 You asked for something "above par" --this is it, on your budget! 1.3172 0.04765 145 107 30 8
2126 Houses don’t get any greener than this one. 1.3172 0.04663 145 106 32 7
2127 In this neighborhood when anyone says'"get outta' the way", just do it. 1.3171 0.05204 123 91 25 7
2128 When the golf ball comes through the doorway,you stand here. 1.3171 0.05454 123 93 21 9
2129 With your budget, this is the best I could do regarding listings on a golf course. 1.3171 0.05099 164 129 18 17
2130 This timeshare unit includes unlimited rounds of golf. 1.3171 0.04941 123 89 29 5
2131 I would suggest buying both properties, in case you get a hole in one. 1.3171 0.05330 123 92 23 8
2132 The grandkids will love it. 1.3171 0.05074 123 90 27 6
2133 Actually, it's a FOOORE!-Closure 1.3169 0.04934 142 106 27 9
2134 Good schools, close to shopping...oh there’s one other thing you need to know. 1.3169 0.04511 142 102 35 5
2135 As I said, it’s A somewhat gated community 1.3169 0.05034 142 107 25 10
2136 It's all about the second floor. 1.3169 0.04727 142 104 31 7
2137 And, you can apply for energy efficient financing. 1.3169 0.04727 142 104 31 7
2138 We can get you out of your Pirate Ship and into this “classic” within the month !! 1.3169 0.04511 142 102 35 5
2139 Let me show you the interior. Immediately. 1.3169 0.04727 142 104 31 7
2140 I know it's not on the course of your dreams but the price is right. 1.3167 0.05019 120 87 28 5
2141 With our windmill home, you save on electricity, speed up your reflexes AND discourage unwanted visitors. 1.3167 0.05421 120 90 22 8
2142 It livens up around here in the summer. 1.3165 0.04455 139 99 36 4
2143 Just let me know. The timing is crucial. 1.3165 0.05210 139 106 22 11
2144 For an extra 20 grand, I can get you on a water hazard. 1.3165 0.05309 139 107 20 12
2145 Elephant? What elephant? 1.3165 0.05109 139 105 24 10
2146 And you'll be happy to know the mortgage rate is way under par. 1.3165 0.04683 139 101 32 6
2147 This one comes with club membership and utilities included. 1.3162 0.05242 117 86 25 6
2148 It's not a run-of-the-mill golf course community. 1.3162 0.05242 117 86 25 6
2149 It's expensive but you could always go Dutch. 1.3162 0.05516 117 88 21 8
2150 Well, it's on a golf course, just like I promised. And I wouldn't worry too much. They almost never make it into the windmill. 1.3162 0.04862 136 100 29 7
2151 It's only a Par 3, but the view is fantastic! 1.3162 0.04973 136 101 27 8
2152 And you have a lovely view of the golf course. 1.3162 0.04514 136 97 35 4
2153 Let me hazard a guess. 1.3162 0.04633 136 98 33 5
2154 You might want to be a bit careful when you are going in or out. 1.3162 0.04862 136 100 29 7
2155 Don't be indecisive. There are a lot of people lined up to go through this house. 1.3162 0.04862 136 100 29 7
2156 This is truly the most exclusive golf course real estate there is! NOBODY gets Windmill. Nobody! 1.3158 0.05269 133 101 22 10
2157 Inspired by Mr. Swift’s book, we call this subdivision “Lilliputt” 1.3158 0.05185 114 83 26 5
2158 I think you'll find that this property is well above par. 1.3158 0.05160 133 100 24 9
2159 On Sunday afternoons you can expect a little more traffic in the neighborhood. 1.3158 0.04934 133 98 28 7
2160 If you time it just right you'll have no problem going in and out. 1.3158 0.05048 133 99 26 8
2161 A hole-in-one no longer qualifies for a zero down mortgage. 1.3158 0.05160 133 100 24 9
2162 ... but I can't recommend the neighborhood. Everybody seems pretty teed off. 1.3158 0.04518 152 111 34 7
2163 Buy it today and I'll throw in free club membership. 1.3158 0.05476 114 85 22 7
2164 OK - let me address the elephant in the room. There is a black hole in the front yard of this property. 1.3154 0.04770 149 111 29 9
2165 There is a very small easement with the property. 1.3154 0.04888 130 95 29 6
2166 Why hold out for a dream home when you could move into a family-sized fantasy? 1.3154 0.05126 130 97 25 8
2167 This little gem was once owned by the Quixote family. 1.3154 0.05009 130 96 27 7
2168 It's energy self sufficient and the old woman in the shoe next door loves kids. 1.3154 0.05009 130 96 27 7
2169 It's a starter. You can move up to the 18th later. 1.3154 0.05241 130 98 23 9
2170 I like to think the blades add a unique level of excitement to the entryway. And you'll never need another table fan. That, folks, is what we call a wind-win. 1.3154 0.04888 130 95 29 6
2171 Are you feeling nimble today? 1.3154 0.05126 130 97 25 8
2172 Relax. It comes with a Don Quixote restraining order. 1.3154 0.04888 130 95 29 6
2173 At least coming home drunk will be an adventure. 1.3151 0.04636 146 107 32 7
2174 This coveted home has a view of the 4th, 5th, 6th, 9th, 10th and 12th greens. 1.3151 0.05027 146 111 24 11
2175 You'll love the neighbours – Mr Quixote is quite a character. 1.3150 0.05087 127 94 26 7
2176 Could we see one with a lower par? 1.3150 0.04962 127 93 28 6
2177 Technically, it's on the green. And it's certainly in your price range. 1.3150 0.05208 127 95 24 8
2178 Irony is always a good investment. 1.3150 0.05208 127 95 24 8
2179 You’ll only get your key deposit back when you return the balls 1.3150 0.05087 127 94 26 7
2180 The golf balls will be an adjustment, but think of what you'll save on your electric bill. 1.3150 0.04835 127 92 30 5
2181 And for every 'hole-in-one', you get a free month of rent" 1.3150 0.05087 127 94 26 7
2182 Is this the windmill of your mind? 1.3148 0.05527 108 80 22 6
2183 And as a bonus you will enjoy reduced electric bills 1.3148 0.05681 108 81 20 7
2184 Well, nuclear just isn't practical. 1.3147 0.05101 143 109 23 11
2185 Past tenants have increased their cardio by more than 40%! 1.3147 0.04803 143 106 29 8
2186 Sure, it does get a little drafty, but the curb appeal's a hole-in-one. 1.3145 0.05293 124 93 23 8
2187 A home on a golf course always keeps its value. 1.3145 0.04633 124 88 33 3
2188 Oh, don't listen to Mr. Quixote and his nonsense. This house is perfectly safe. 1.3145 0.05168 124 92 25 7
2189 And it comes with a charming legend about an elephant who thinks he’s Don Quixote. 1.3145 0.05168 124 92 25 7
2190 It's perfect for those who like to putter around the house. 1.3145 0.05168 124 92 25 7
2191 You'll love it! Much more room than the Clown Face. 1.3145 0.05416 124 94 21 9
2192 Sure, your neighbors are a giant clown head and a mechanical alligator, but you wouldn’t be living on the back nine anymore. 1.3145 0.04772 124 89 31 4
2193 Besides the occasional golf ball, you have to watch out for a crazy Spaniard with a lance. 1.3143 0.04871 140 104 28 8
2194 The view of the Clown's Mouth is to die for. 1.3143 0.04655 140 102 32 6
2195 And it has a unique drainage system in case of floods 1.3143 0.04764 140 103 30 7
2196 My commission is par for the course. 1.3143 0.04764 140 103 30 7
2197 And also remember, no more electric bills. 1.3143 0.04764 140 103 30 7
2198 Mr. Trump doesn't believe in miniature golf. 1.3143 0.06100 105 81 15 9
2199 In addition to the club membership, it comes with a two-stroke handicap. 1.3143 0.04764 140 103 30 7
2200 In a small market like this, timing is everything. 1.3140 0.05382 121 91 22 8
2201 The mortgage? Oh, it's not bad. APR for the course. 1.3140 0.05382 121 91 22 8
2202 Any extra power gets sold back to the grid. 1.3140 0.05253 121 90 24 7
2203 Living on a golf course, your dream come true! 1.3140 0.05382 121 91 22 8
2204 You can speed up the windmill when say your parents visit...it's hysterical watching them try to time the entrance. 1.3140 0.05382 121 91 22 8
2205 I think we can reduce the price, it’s only a par 2. 1.3139 0.04942 137 102 27 8
2206 Listen, the other 17 homes you want us to look at...are they...similar to this one? 1.3139 0.04720 137 100 31 6
2207 It's a three story colonial with great curb appeal and a beautiful view of the tee. 1.3139 0.04605 137 99 33 5
2208 They tee off at 6am but that's what makes it affordable. 1.3137 0.05742 102 76 20 6
2209 So finally, you pop out of the hole, dodge the blade, somersault through the door, and Voila, you're at your polling place. Please don't forget to present your photo ID. 1.3136 0.05734 118 91 17 10
2210 No, the previous tenants had not considered solar. 1.3136 0.05205 118 87 25 6
2211 And like all the homes at Trump-Crest Village, it was designed by the President himself. 1.3136 0.05476 118 89 21 8
2212 The housing market, much like the entry and exit of this home, is all about timing! 1.3134 0.04903 134 99 28 7
2213 You said you wanted to be in a neighborhood with kids. 1.3134 0.05016 134 100 26 8
2214 All wind power, not to mention you'll have a great view of the alligator on hole #5 1.3130 0.05293 115 85 24 6
2215 I've got just the place for you, Mr. and Mrs. Quixote 1.3130 0.05293 115 85 24 6
2216 You'll have a ball here in Lilli-putt 1.3130 0.05147 115 84 26 5
2217 In this property, it’s not about location—it’s about timing your entrance. 1.3130 0.05147 115 84 26 5
2218 Frankly, folks, living in Putt-Putt Village takes balls. 1.3130 0.04976 131 97 27 7
2219 I don’t know what else you want - two bedrooms, on the golf course, close to downtown, and a hole in one wins a free game. 1.3130 0.05093 131 98 25 8
2220 Odd, I know, but the electric bill is low. 1.3130 0.04479 131 93 35 3
2221 Before we get into the specifics of this place, let me ask you a question Bob and Helen- Do you like golf? 1.3130 0.04976 131 97 27 7
2222 This gorgeous Dutch Colonial Revival is only moments from the course. 1.3130 0.05428 131 101 19 11
2223 What with the income from the milled grain and the local giants` miniature golf fees, this place will pay for itself. 1.3130 0.04857 131 96 29 6
2224 I'm concerned about a draft. 1.3130 0.04976 131 97 27 7
2225 No one even makes it to this round, and if they do, we cover your utilities for the month. Hole-in-one if you ask me. 1.3130 0.04976 131 97 27 7
2226 There may be a zoning issue. 1.3125 0.04774 144 107 29 8
2227 Your neighbors have longer par and more distractions. 1.3125 0.05406 128 98 20 10
2228 I wouldn’t put anything breakable in the foyer. 1.3125 0.04803 128 93 30 5
2229 And if you get a hole in one, they will take 10% off the purchase price! 1.3125 0.05291 128 97 22 9
2230 Think of it as buying a small carbon footprint. 1.3125 0.05173 128 96 24 8
2231 If you like this, let me also show you our signature waterfall hole. 1.3125 0.05053 128 95 26 7
2232 True, the insurance is expensive, but the house is very "green." 1.3125 0.04929 128 94 28 6
2233 And the best part is you can buy it with revolving credit 1.3125 0.04348 144 103 37 4
2234 It's a par four fixer-upper. 1.3121 0.04286 141 100 38 3
2235 And the windmill can be voice activated with Alexa. 1.3121 0.05146 141 108 22 11
2236 It'll pay for itself in 11 years. 1.3121 0.04736 141 104 30 7
2237 Yes, coming and going can be tricky... but it's rent controlled! 1.3120 0.05378 125 95 21 9
2238 Yes, it is a little more expensive than the Dinosaur and Volcano models we saw but you’ll save a whole lot on electricity. 1.3120 0.04875 125 91 29 5
2239 Think you can swing it? 1.3120 0.05133 125 93 25 7
2240 The buyer’s have agreed to throw in a clown’s mouth at closing. 1.3120 0.05133 125 93 25 7
2241 You can adjust the blade speed to deter all kinds of intruders. 1.3120 0.04740 125 90 31 4
2242 The security system is considered on par with the best. 1.3120 0.05005 125 92 27 6
2243 And it has a great view of the golf course! 1.3119 0.05326 109 80 24 5
2244 This baby won’t last... It’s all about the timing. 1.3116 0.05224 138 106 21 11
2245 I’m sorry, this house just isn’t up to par. 1.3116 0.04911 138 103 27 8
2246 You just have to time your mother-in- law's exit just right. 1.3115 0.05216 122 91 24 7
2247 It’s got great airflow. 1.3115 0.04811 122 88 30 4
2248 This place boasts renewable energy and proximity to a golf course! 1.3115 0.05344 122 92 22 8
2249 This was early wind power ... 1.3113 0.04621 151 112 31 8
2250 See? It says so right here: "Central Air included." 1.3111 0.04757 135 99 30 6
2251 The entrance is a bit hinky,but once you're inside the rest is a breeze 1.3111 0.04639 135 98 32 5
2252 The prior owner was a miniature golf enthusiast before his untimely death. 1.3111 0.05306 135 104 20 11
2253 It can be a little tricky getting in and out. 1.3111 0.04984 135 101 26 8
2254 Oh. Yes, there's also a back door. 1.3111 0.04757 135 99 30 6
2255 Homeowner's liability insurance is not required, but I strongly recommend it. 1.3109 0.05028 119 87 27 5
2256 Not only does this home produce it's own clean energy but it has a great view of the 7th hole. 1.3109 0.05167 119 88 25 6
2257 Built by Gulliver himself, Lilliput-put is a truly exclusive location! 1.3109 0.05167 119 88 25 6
2258 Don't look at me! You should have planned better for retirement. 1.3109 0.05167 119 88 25 6
2259 Sorry. This one is under contract. But, I've got an open house today on the loop de loop next door. 1.3109 0.05436 119 90 21 8
2260 And here's another plus - you'll be completely off the grid! 1.3109 0.04884 119 86 29 4
2261 Think of it as a whole house fan. 1.3108 0.04780 148 111 28 9
2262 It is a good buy if you both have a strong short game. 1.3108 0.04780 148 111 28 9
2263 If you waive the inspection, I can throw in a free game. 1.3108 0.04482 148 108 34 6
2264 Not only does it have a great view of the 18th hole, you get to keep all of the golf balls that get stuck in the living room. 1.3106 0.04944 132 98 27 7
2265 This isn’t what you had in mind when you said, you wanted a house that was “green?” 1.3106 0.04944 132 98 27 7
2266 And you’ll save on air conditioning. 1.3106 0.04825 132 97 29 6
2267 In addition, you'll get home exchange privileges with Chuck's Bowling Pin Estates and Harold's Splash Lagoon Condos. 1.3106 0.04825 132 97 29 6
2268 We are the largest mini golf community on the East Coast" 1.3106 0.05283 132 101 21 10
2269 Of course all your home appliances are connected and you're finally off the grid. 1.3106 0.05060 132 99 25 8
2270 Yes, it needs a few upgrades, but with a classic like this that’s par for the course. 1.3106 0.04944 132 98 27 7
2271 I feel freer now to mention that it’s a tiny bit drafty. 1.3106 0.04320 132 93 37 2
2272 remember, you did ask for a surreal estate agent. 1.3103 0.04846 145 109 27 9
2273 Yes, the windy days are why it's marked down. 1.3103 0.05110 116 85 26 5
2274 This fine home has a unique security system. You don't need a front door, just turn on the windmill when you leave the house. 1.3103 0.05110 116 85 26 5
2275 The owners say they'll accept below asking price if you get a hole-in-one. 1.3103 0.05797 116 90 16 10
2276 The bedroom gets morning sun. A staccato effect of course. 1.3103 0.04944 145 110 25 10
2277 Now why would you need solar? 1.3101 0.04897 129 95 28 6
2278 We do suggest avoiding outdoor activities between 10 AM and 7 PM daily. 1.3101 0.05019 129 96 26 7
2279 Dont worry, it's not a real windmill. 1.3101 0.04772 129 94 30 5
2280 If you buy today, Mr. and Mrs. Quixote, I'll throw in a complementary round of golf. 1.3101 0.05138 129 97 24 8
2281 It came on the market after the last owners mysteriously disappeared. 1.3101 0.05138 129 97 24 8
2282 Well, you said you could not afford that place on the golf course 1.3101 0.04897 129 95 28 6
2283 My name's Bob, and I'l be your guide today. Will this be your first acid trip? 1.3101 0.05255 129 98 22 9
2284 In this market, this is the best course I can get you on. 1.3101 0.05019 129 96 26 7
2285 Yeah, no, it’s a tiny house, sure, but it’s right on the darned golf course! 1.3101 0.05019 129 96 26 7
2286 It's not a sink hole, it's a Par Three. 1.3101 0.04897 129 95 28 6
2287 The Wind energy credits make this place almost free ! 1.3100 0.05260 100 72 25 3
2288 This run-of-the-mill home falls well within your budget. 1.3099 0.04915 142 107 26 9
2289 And there's a golf course. 1.3095 0.05459 126 97 19 10
2290 Mind if I play through? 1.3095 0.05459 126 97 19 10
2291 Just set the speed to high at night. 1.3095 0.04842 126 92 29 5
2292 If you want to go Dutch, it's yours. 1.3095 0.05574 126 98 17 11
2293 This will look great with our other yard art! 1.3095 0.05098 126 94 25 7
2294 You'll have to putt some work into this one, but it's worth it. 1.3095 0.05459 126 97 19 10
2295 What's more, it qualifies your full home purchase price for renewable energy tax credit. 1.3095 0.05221 126 95 23 8
2296 If it's windy, it's one at a time 1.3095 0.04842 126 92 29 5
2297 The 18th hole is extremely desirable. 1.3094 0.04662 139 102 31 6
2298 As is often the case in these negotiations, timing is everything. 1.3094 0.04881 139 104 27 8
2299 ...and you won't need central air conditioning. 1.3094 0.04662 139 102 31 6
2300 A certain Spanish knight expressed interest until he found the dragon on 18. 1.3094 0.04773 139 103 29 7
2301 I hear you. But on the plus side, it’s 100% energy efficient. 1.3094 0.04773 139 103 29 7
2302 Think of it as your impossible dream house. 1.3092 0.04689 152 114 29 9
2303 "The previous owners loved it, but they lost a step. 1.3089 0.05307 123 93 22 8
2304 Access is an on again off again arrangement. 1.3089 0.05049 123 91 26 6
2305 Location, location, location. Am I right, folks? 1.3089 0.04916 123 90 28 5
2306 And it's the only one with a hole in the front. 1.3089 0.05049 123 91 26 6
2307 Great views, and it's right on the golf course! 1.3089 0.04778 123 89 30 4
2308 This property is going to move fast. 1.3088 0.04952 136 102 26 8
2309 The only other lot I have available is the Clown's Mouth property. 1.3088 0.04611 136 99 32 5
2310 ....and you will never need air conditioning!" 1.3088 0.04368 136 97 36 3
2311 The only downside is you cannot close the doors until 9pm. 1.3088 0.04841 136 101 28 7
2312 True, it could drive you nuts, but your energy costs are zero! 1.3088 0.04841 136 101 28 7
2313 This place is meant for the couple who like to putter around the house on weekends. 1.3088 0.04841 136 101 28 7
2314 Just think of it as the original energy-efficient tiny house 1.3088 0.05168 136 104 22 10
2315 Fads may come and go, but high ceilings last forever. 1.3088 0.04841 136 101 28 7
2316 Bad news. The castle on the beach is already gone. 1.3088 0.04952 136 102 26 8
2317 I know you said the last property was a hole, but this one will be different, I promise. 1.3088 0.04952 136 102 26 8
2318 No-Cervantes never actually slept here. 1.3087 0.04457 149 109 34 6
2319 Just one word of caution: watch out when you're comin' out the door." 1.3083 0.05397 120 91 21 8
2320 We like to call it the golf resort for the little guy. 1.3083 0.04992 120 88 27 5
2321 At par four, this is on the most desirable units in the neighborhood. 1.3083 0.05525 120 92 19 9
2322 You're gonna love the open floor plan! 1.3083 0.05131 120 89 25 6
2323 Magnificent view! Overlooks the dinosaur! 1.3083 0.05131 120 89 25 6
2324 Right on the course! 1.3083 0.04992 120 88 27 5
2325 And you are allowed to keep any golf ball that makes its way in. 1.3083 0.05131 120 89 25 6
2326 Abandoned theme park living will become the new rage. 1.3083 0.05131 120 89 25 6
2327 Tell Alexa to control the speed and which family members get in. 1.3083 0.04795 133 98 29 6
2328 But its in a great school district 1.3083 0.05027 133 100 25 8
2329 The only downside is that your comings and goings have to be timed. 1.3083 0.04795 133 98 29 6
2330 It generates its own power, but the security system is tricky. 1.3083 0.05139 133 101 23 9
2331 Everywhere is just a short drive away! 1.3083 0.05139 133 101 23 9
2332 I’ve got another on 14 I think you’re gonna love. 1.3083 0.05027 133 100 25 8
2333 It's a steal for the price, and all you have to do is time your entries and exits. 1.3083 0.05027 133 100 25 8
2334 Of course you need big balls to live here. 1.3083 0.04795 133 98 29 6
2335 Perfect for puttering around the yard. 1.3083 0.05139 133 101 23 9
2336 Don Quixote once lived here. 1.3082 0.04817 146 110 27 9
2337 You must time your entrances and exits with great precision. 1.3082 0.04074 146 103 41 2
2338 Can we see now the next hole with the little pond? 1.3082 0.04617 146 108 31 7
2339 I'm afraid that's correct, if someone gets a hole in one they do obtain legal title to your house. 1.3082 0.04457 159 118 33 8
2340 Full discloser,this property has experienced Quixotes. 1.3077 0.04986 130 97 26 7
2341 It's the architect's vision of a mixed-use development. He's the developer's kid and he's going to be 11 in November. 1.3077 0.05220 130 99 22 9
2342 In your price range, this is the only course side real estate you can afford 1.3077 0.04783 143 107 28 8
2343 You just have to remember to duck every 27 seconds. 1.3077 0.04783 143 107 28 8
2344 Not to worry! You can control the rotation speed with our app. And we expect to have a solution for the giant white balls any day now. 1.3077 0.04885 143 108 26 9
2345 Well, you did mention you loved golf. 1.3077 0.05073 117 86 26 5
2346 Way cheaper than solar, and architecturally—much more stylish. 1.3077 0.04783 143 107 28 8
2347 Just stay upstairs when the course is open. 1.3077 0.04741 130 95 30 5
2348 European elegance with the original sustainable energy. I advise you either get in fast or wait for the next one. 1.3077 0.05216 117 87 24 6
2349 There's interest from other buyers, but I'm tilting towards you. 1.3077 0.04925 117 85 28 4
2350 This property is protected by an inexpensive but very effective security system. 1.3077 0.04679 143 106 30 7
2351 And the kitchen has granite millstone 1.3077 0.04325 156 114 36 6
2352 The location is amazing. We are right next to a barn, a bridge, and a very unique Clown's head. 1.3077 0.04986 130 97 26 7
2353 And look at all the room to putter around in this backyard! 1.3077 0.05073 117 86 26 5
2354 What if they did pay you to live here? 1.3077 0.04985 143 109 24 10
2355 Just avoid poking your head out on the front of the window and you'll be fine." 1.3077 0.04925 117 85 28 4
2356 a house with a white picket fence around it not ON it! 1.3071 0.04851 140 105 27 8
2357 You'll get the hang of it in no time. 1.3071 0.04522 140 102 33 5
2358 Once you get the timing right you really appreciate the green aspects." 1.3071 0.04956 140 106 25 9
2359 You're right, the feng shui isn't perfect but that has brought the price point in line with our budget. 1.3071 0.04634 140 103 31 6
2360 Timing is everything for the real estate market in this neighborhood. 1.3071 0.04744 140 104 29 7
2361 I think you'll like the home security system on this one. 1.3071 0.04938 127 94 27 6
2362 This one's within your budget and it overlooks a golf course. 1.3071 0.04678 127 92 31 4
2363 You have to putt the ball into the black hole from the living room to get the wind mill to stop. 1.3071 0.04810 127 93 29 5
2364 You'll never go back to central AC again. 1.3071 0.05063 127 95 25 7
2365 It's the latest in golf course community living 1.3071 0.04938 127 94 27 6
2366 Homes on golf courses always sell at a premium. 1.3071 0.05535 127 99 17 11
2367 And it’s right on the golf course 1.3070 0.05590 114 87 19 8
2368 The President claims to hate windmills, but he golfs here regularly. 1.3070 0.04846 114 82 29 3
2369 For a Par 4 property, the asking price is very reasonable. 1.3070 0.05449 114 86 21 7
2370 Our home security features harken back to a simpler time. 1.3067 0.04293 163 120 36 7
2371 The architect was inspired by Russian roulette. 1.3067 0.04725 150 113 28 9
2372 And that includes the club fee. 1.3066 0.04811 137 102 28 7
2373 Great location listed as a par four 1.3066 0.04811 137 102 28 7
2374 Why yes as a matter of fact this house does run on wind power. 1.3066 0.04698 137 101 30 6
2375 The size of the hole is relative. You should see the golf ball. 1.3066 0.04811 137 102 28 7
2376 It is literally the only listing for "tiny house on a golf course" 1.3066 0.04811 137 102 28 7
2377 After a while, you never notice the foot traffic. 1.3066 0.04921 137 103 26 8
2378 The mortgage interest rate is only 2 points above par. 1.3066 0.04698 137 101 30 6
2379 You won't find everything you're looking for with your current budget. 1.3066 0.04921 137 103 26 8
2380 The market in this neighborhood is a little different. It's timing, timing, timing. 1.3066 0.05238 137 106 20 11
2381 And it comes with solar too! 1.3066 0.04921 137 103 26 8
2382 Yes, you are correct, timing with this real estate is big consideration... 1.3065 0.04746 124 90 30 4
2383 And this is the exact spot where the previous owners were decapitated. 1.3065 0.05144 124 93 24 7
2384 Mind you the utilities are next to nothing and it is certified Green. 1.3065 0.05015 124 92 26 6
2385 This one is perfect for people who live their lives on a schedule. 1.3065 0.05015 124 92 26 6
2386 It's only one bedroom and one bath, but it's only $5.00 for a bucket of balls. David Ardao, New York, New York 1.3065 0.05144 124 93 24 7
2387 With this model, I required to ask; how good are you at Dodgeball? 1.3065 0.05015 124 92 26 6
2388 Multi-level single family home with great views, fresh air, and local church. Wouldn’t you say this is a hole-in-one? 1.3065 0.05015 124 92 26 6
2389 Of course, the clothes dryer is included. 1.3063 0.05086 111 81 26 4
2390 This place has a beautiful view of a lighthouse and a dragon's lair. 1.3063 0.05086 111 81 26 4
2391 Yes, but I guarantee that you will have almost no solicitations. 1.3061 0.04383 147 107 35 5
2392 ....and the upkeep will be a breeze 1.3061 0.04165 147 105 39 3
2393 So, can we put-put pen to paper? 1.3060 0.04994 134 101 25 8
2394 You see balls rolling through your living room. I see your own personal aerobics workout. 1.3060 0.04994 134 101 25 8
2395 Solar panels are so yesterday. 1.3060 0.04645 134 98 31 5
2396 I know what you're thinking. Yes,there's a sex dungeon. 1.3060 0.04764 134 99 29 6
2397 By any chance, were you good at jump rope? 1.3060 0.04994 134 101 25 8
2398 You wanted a house on the 18th green - you got it! 1.3060 0.04764 134 99 29 6
2399 You won't ever have to mow the lawn. 1.3060 0.04645 134 98 31 5
2400 I told you we only had one home available with electricity from wind power. 1.3058 0.05095 121 90 25 6
2401 You said that you wanted something in your ball park. 1.3058 0.04958 121 89 27 5
2402 This will save big-time on your electric bills! 1.3058 0.04671 121 87 31 3
2403 It can get windy sometimes but, on the other hand, grinding flour can be a breeze. 1.3058 0.04958 121 89 27 5
2404 Would you like to see the ballroom? 1.3058 0.05485 121 93 19 9
2405 Trust me, it doesn't get greener than this 1.3057 0.04396 157 116 34 7
2406 Our windmill is just one of 18 models inspired by the designers love of miniature golf. 1.3056 0.04755 144 108 28 8
2407 Just think of it as a turnstile 1.3056 0.04327 144 104 36 4
2408 This model comes with a 'whole-house' fan! 1.3056 0.05652 108 82 19 7
2409 We need a quick offer...everybody's shooting for this deal, and timing is everything. 1.3056 0.05337 108 80 23 5
2410 We like the idea of no utility bills, but are concerned about the recurring green fees. 1.3056 0.04652 144 107 30 7
2411 Tell me you haven't always dreamed of a picket-powered eco-house. 1.3053 0.04833 131 97 28 6
2412 It boasts a periodically open-concept design. 1.3053 0.04710 131 96 30 5
2413 Why don’t you each come up with money to buy this home. You can go Dutch. 1.3053 0.04953 131 98 26 7
2414 Yes, the ball would be rather large 1.3053 0.04833 131 97 28 6
2415 Wind power is the new solar. You just have to be more careful leaving your house on a windy day. 1.3053 0.04833 131 97 28 6
2416 Forget solar power! This is the future! 1.3053 0.05185 131 100 22 9
2417 Savings on your electric bill?" Hell, this thing lights up half the town. 1.3053 0.04833 131 97 28 6
2418 Well it is a bit breezy but but you won't need an air conditioner. 1.3053 0.04710 131 96 30 5
2419 And the beauty part: all that juice without those ugly solar panels. 1.3053 0.04953 131 98 26 7
2420 Of course, a discerning buyer such as yourself might consider upgrading to one of our clown head units. 1.3053 0.04953 131 98 26 7
2421 Aside from your concerns about gigantic white balls rolling through from time-to-time, how do you like the house? 1.3053 0.04833 131 97 28 6
2422 With the current roll back, windmills will be trendy anytime now 1.3053 0.04953 131 98 26 7
2423 Yes, this is suitable for tilting at. 1.3053 0.04953 131 98 26 7
2424 I can also show you a lovely two bedroom condo in Clown Nose Court. 1.3052 0.04637 154 116 29 9
2425 For another 50 grand, we’ll get you on the clown hole. 1.3052 0.04154 154 111 39 4
2426 This is par for the course if you want to stay within your current driving range. 1.3051 0.05178 118 88 24 6
2427 Just be careful going in and out. 1.3051 0.05178 118 88 24 6
2428 A bargain for the punctual family 1.3051 0.05582 118 91 18 9
2429 I know what you are saying... but I think you should strongly consider hazard insurance. 1.3051 0.05036 118 87 26 5
2430 You’ll love the open floor plan 1.3051 0.05178 118 88 24 6
2431 Thing is, the neighbour is a bit of a clown. 1.3051 0.05036 118 87 26 5
2432 Not only does it have a great view, it's extremely fuel efficient. 1.3050 0.04606 141 104 31 6
2433 It’s really a quiet neighborhood until tourist season 1.3050 0.04715 141 105 29 7
2434 Okay, next I’ll show you a property in the village of a model train set. 1.3050 0.04925 141 107 25 9
2435 When you run out between the blades, jump down the rabbit hole, it will take you directly to the front door 1.3050 0.04925 141 107 25 9
2436 Now this one is par for the course. 1.3050 0.04606 141 104 31 6
2437 It's what we call 'a Winder Upper'. 1.3048 0.05263 105 77 24 4
2438 Course membership is included with your HOA 1.3048 0.05086 105 76 26 3
2439 It's just for show, unless the wind is really strong. It doesn't do anything then, either. 1.3047 0.04905 128 95 27 6
2440 Well it does come with an option for club membership. 1.3047 0.05150 128 97 23 8
2441 Absolutely! Off the grid! 1.3047 0.04778 128 94 29 5
2442 For a limited time, you can have this as a par 3. 1.3047 0.05384 128 99 19 10
2443 On the other hand, it makes solicitors exit quickly." 1.3046 0.04603 151 113 30 8
2444 We'll be standing in front during the actual ceremony, so remember to say 'I do' before the next vane comes around. 1.3046 0.04791 151 115 26 10
2445 If this doesn't fit your needs, we are also offering a medieval castle with a lifting drawbridge." 1.3043 0.05265 115 86 23 6
2446 Solar panels? Er.....no. 1.3043 0.04890 138 104 26 8
2447 It's got three bedrooms, two and a half baths, free electricity, and it's a par 3. 1.3043 0.05205 138 107 20 11
2448 There used to be a lot of Jehovah's Witnesses in the neighbourhood. 1.3043 0.05265 115 86 23 6
2449 Electricity is included in the rent. 1.3043 0.04437 138 100 34 4
2450 Comes with a lifetime supply of milled grain. 1.3043 0.05119 115 85 25 5
2451 And they pay YOU for the golfball easement. 1.3043 0.04554 138 101 32 5
2452 The property taxes are miniscule. 1.3043 0.04316 138 99 36 3
2453 depending on the wind you have up to a three second window. 1.3043 0.04890 138 104 26 8
2454 It's a great deal! Wind powered and right on the golf course. 1.3043 0.04669 138 102 30 6
2455 Think of the money you'll save grinding your own coffee beans. 1.3041 0.04761 148 112 27 9
2456 Is hole number 14 the "Giant Gorilla" still on the market? 1.3041 0.04857 148 113 25 10
2457 All homes include free outdoor carpeting. 1.3041 0.04857 148 113 25 10
2458 It does require some dexterity 1.3040 0.04980 125 93 26 6
2459 ...And you could also rent it out on AirBnB! 1.3040 0.05108 125 94 24 7
2460 Now this next place is really gonna sweep you off your feet. 1.3040 0.05108 125 94 24 7
2461 The previous owners made a killing on airBNB. 1.3040 0.05474 125 97 18 10
2462 It's a front door and a hall in one. 1.3040 0.04980 125 93 26 6
2463 Just look at it this way, when the ball comes rolling in your front door you can pretend to be Indiana Jones. 1.3040 0.04980 125 93 26 6
2464 The security system is almost foolproof! 1.3040 0.04980 125 93 26 6
2465 You don’t need to be crazy about golf to live here but it helps! 1.3037 0.04734 135 100 29 6
2466 If you don't like this one, we also have a waterfront property on hole 16. 1.3037 0.05073 135 103 23 9
2467 It's a green neighborhood. 1.3037 0.04734 135 100 29 6
2468 Don’t think wind MILL ... think wind SLATS! 1.3037 0.04962 135 102 25 8
2469 The neighbours? There's a giant disembodied clown head next door and across the street there's a 20ft witch that lives in the gingerbread house....but they mostly keep themselves to themselves. 1.3037 0.05073 135 103 23 9
2470 3 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, plus it’s the only Dutch colonial on the property with a view of the first hole. 1.3037 0.04962 135 102 25 8
2471 Not only are the energy costs low, but no Jehovah's Witnesses on Sunday mornings 1.3037 0.04850 135 101 27 7
2472 This is our sustainable model. 1.3037 0.04850 135 101 27 7
2473 You can hook it up to generate your own power, and none of those ugly solar panels on the roof! 1.3037 0.04616 135 99 31 5
2474 Ideal for the couple that likes to putter around the house. 1.3037 0.04850 135 101 27 7
2475 Once you get the timing down it’s really easy to go in or out. 1.3037 0.04734 135 100 29 6
2476 On the upside, you wouldn’t need ceiling fans. 1.3037 0.04370 135 97 35 3
2477 And as a bonus, you'll be saving big-time on air conditioning. 1.3037 0.04850 135 101 27 7
2478 The house comes with two putters and miniature golf instructions. 1.3037 0.04850 135 101 27 7
2479 Solar! Artificial turf! Cul-de-sac! That cute little church next door! What more could you want? 1.3036 0.05205 112 83 24 5
2480 But you wanted something with a picket fence. 1.3036 0.05357 112 84 22 6
2481 Your kids will love this place! 1.3034 0.04727 145 109 28 8
2482 And you can have freshly milled oats every morning. 1.3034 0.04519 145 107 32 6
2483 It's affordable, and you can work on your short game. 1.3034 0.04519 145 107 32 6
2484 Have you seen the film, "Blade Runner" 1.3033 0.05191 122 92 23 7
2485 ...and that's when it hit me--Mega Golf! 1.3033 0.05059 122 91 25 6
2486 It comes with sub-par schools but a world-class trauma center. 1.3033 0.04784 122 89 29 4
2487 You said you wanted a green home... 1.3033 0.04784 122 89 29 4
2488 Only 18 homes in the community, each with a unique hole. 1.3033 0.05059 122 91 25 6
2489 The other one in your price range is that scary, clown face with tongue thing, over on the 18th hole. 1.3033 0.05191 122 92 23 7
2490 If you keep the reasonable rent in mind, the occasional golfer passing thru shouldn’t be a dealbreaker. 1.3033 0.04491 122 87 33 2
2491 Of course, golf club membership is included. 1.3033 0.05059 122 91 25 6
2492 This is the perfect house for couples who can't stand their in-laws. 1.3033 0.05191 122 92 23 7
2493 THE LADY WHO ONCE LIVED HERE MOVED INTO A SHOE 1.3033 0.05191 122 92 23 7
2494 Mr and Mrs Mulligan? I'm here to take one of you. 1.3032 0.04611 155 117 29 9
2495 We take mini golfing to the next level. 1.3030 0.05459 99 73 22 4
2496 You folks will only have six seconds to get inside that doorway. 1.3030 0.05037 132 100 24 8
2497 And the electric bills will be almost nothing! 1.3030 0.04802 132 98 28 6
2498 The price has dropped significantly. The windmill should have been on the other side." 1.3030 0.04802 132 98 28 6
2499 There's a lot of rumbling and, occasionally, a big ball rolls through it. 1.3030 0.04555 132 96 32 4
2500 ...plus utilities are free. 1.3030 0.04802 132 98 28 6
2501 I thought my husband's golf obsession would get him OUT of the house. 1.3030 0.05037 132 100 24 8
2502 I know, I know; it's not ideal, but most of these 'tiny houses' only have the single half-bath. You just can't fit a whole in one. 1.3030 0.04921 132 99 26 7
2503 A beautiful house on the fairway, what could be wrong with that? 1.3030 0.05037 132 100 24 8
2504 You can pick your ball color after closing. 1.3030 0.04802 132 98 28 6
2505 Don't worry, there's a par five I'd like to show you that might be a bit more in your price range! 1.3030 0.04680 132 97 30 5
2506 It's got your white picket fans. 1.3030 0.04802 132 98 28 6
2507 It's listed as a classic farmhouse cottage with two bedrooms and an option of three or four par. 1.3030 0.04802 132 98 28 6
2508 Life is fraught with near-misses. 1.3030 0.04921 132 99 26 7
2509 Watch those annoying salespeople just disappear! 1.3030 0.05262 132 102 20 10
2510 It's good for the environment, it's near the church, and you get a dollar off the rent for every hole in one. 1.3030 0.04921 132 99 26 7
2511 Does anyone want to talk about the elephant in the room? 1.3030 0.04802 132 98 28 6
2512 You can control it from your phone. 1.3030 0.05037 132 100 24 8
2513 Putter around if you like, but do watch your step. 1.3028 0.04579 142 105 31 6
2514 The next place to see is just off the Holland Tunnel 1.3028 0.04895 142 108 25 9
2515 Barb, I know you’ve always been nostalgic for Danish windmills. And Dave, I know how much you love ‘Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.’ So when I saw this listing, I knew I had to drop what I was doing and call you right away. 1.3028 0.04687 142 106 29 7
2516 But you said “golf-course-close.” Should we give the ocean-view property a try? 1.3028 0.04468 142 104 33 5
2517 Now this, this is downsizing! 1.3028 0.04239 142 102 37 3
2518 Really it's a wonderful home. I will say that getting in and out is a little dicey. But as they say timing is everything 1.3028 0.04895 142 108 25 9
2519 Putt in an offer, see what happens. 1.3028 0.05607 109 83 19 7
2520 Your timing is perfect 1.3028 0.05295 109 81 23 5
2521 As an added bonus, the electricity bill is very low. 1.3025 0.05141 119 89 24 6
2522 Two words. Fore play. 1.3025 0.05541 119 92 18 9
2523 Livingroom, dining room, kitchen, two bedrooms, and one bath...it's what we call a classic par six 1.3025 0.05141 119 89 24 6
2524 On most days they're purely decorative. 1.3023 0.04873 129 96 27 6
2525 They'll throw in the fridge but won't budge on the fan. 1.3023 0.04996 129 97 25 7
2526 Perfect for minigolf and tiny home enthusiasts like yourselves. 1.3023 0.05233 129 99 21 9
2527 Hey, you'll really save on your electric bill... 1.3023 0.04747 129 95 29 5
2528 You have to be really fast or really slow. 1.3023 0.05347 129 100 19 10
2529 I'm sure you'll both love it, but I would recommend keeping any breakables out of the central hallway" 1.3020 0.04437 149 110 33 6
2530 Look, to find real estate like this is a hole-in-one 1.3019 0.05390 106 79 22 5
2531 Don't worry, it still allows animals to follow their natural migration patterns. 1.3017 0.05226 116 87 23 6
2532 It's fore-closed, but in this area that's par for the course. 1.3017 0.05368 116 88 21 7
2533 Did I mention this deters porch pirates as well?" 1.3017 0.05368 116 88 21 7
2534 The neighborhood is very diverse. 1.3017 0.05226 116 87 23 6
2535 Putting down a miniature mortgage won't put you in the hole. 1.3017 0.05772 116 91 15 10
2536 The owner sort of fell into a black hole which is why it's going for peanuts. 1.3017 0.05081 116 86 25 5
2537 It has 100% renewable energy. 1.3016 0.04817 126 93 28 5
2538 You have to time your entry just right. 1.3016 0.04947 126 94 26 6
2539 I assure you, this is the most advanced home security system on the market. 1.3016 0.04817 126 93 28 5
2540 This unit is a bit more expensive but it's right on the course 1.3016 0.04947 126 94 26 6
2541 It's not easy getting in but once you're there, you're pretty safe. 1.3016 0.04683 126 92 30 4
2542 Don't worry, no one ever actually hits the ball through the hole. 1.3016 0.05073 126 95 24 7
2543 They're asking Par 3, but I think I can get them to budge. 1.3016 0.04947 126 94 26 6
2544 It's off the grid. 1.3015 0.05040 136 104 23 9
2545 One last disclosure. . . There’s an interesting easement attached to this property. 1.3015 0.04931 136 103 25 8
2546 We don't have enough balls to buy this place. 1.3015 0.05040 136 104 23 9
2547 Net zero, but be careful exiting and entering. 1.3015 0.04588 136 100 31 5
2548 Think of it - your own wind turbine! You'll be the envy of your friends. 1.3015 0.04705 136 101 29 6
2549 It is vintage sustainable! 1.3015 0.04819 136 102 27 7
2550 You need balls to live in a house like this. 1.3015 0.05040 136 104 23 9
2551 If timing your exit is not to your liking, we're showing one with a moat and a slanted bridge 1.3014 0.04387 146 107 34 5
2552 Tell you one thing, it takes huge balls to play this game." 1.3014 0.04991 146 113 22 11
2553 Kids love it! 1.3014 0.04493 146 108 32 6
2554 half solar, half wind, very European... 1.3014 0.05085 146 114 20 12
2555 On the bright side, it’s energy efficient. 1.3014 0.04597 146 109 30 7
2556 HOA fees are free if you get a hole-in-one. 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
2557 The last owners died mysteriously. 1.3009 0.05010 113 83 26 4
2558 you're going to want to spend most of your time on the 2nd floor 1.3009 0.05316 113 85 22 6
2559 Just be careful going in and out when it’s in green energy mode. 1.3009 0.05166 113 84 24 5
2560 I have it on inside information that this maxi golf property is being eyed for a Presidential Library. 1.3009 0.05463 113 86 20 7
2561 Yes, you're right. People without imagination will only see a really big miniature golf course, but for you it will always be 'my little old home on the range.' 1.3009 0.05166 113 84 24 5
2562 Miniature golf...well that all depends on your perspective. 1.3008 0.04608 123 89 31 3
2563 It's an up and coming neighborhood. They just put in a Whole Foods and a giant whale. 1.3008 0.05282 123 94 21 8
2564 It's close to shopping and restaurants and when you walk out your front door you're practically on the golf course. 1.3008 0.05024 123 92 25 6
2565 Now Hole #17 has what we call ‘an open door concept’... 1.3008 0.05155 123 93 23 7
2566 Fore sale!!! 1.3008 0.05155 123 93 23 7
2567 This model comes with the very desirable four-stroke limit, and any golf ball damage is covered by your Homeowners Association! 1.3008 0.05155 123 93 23 7
2568 Our Homeowners Insurance Policy covers damage caused by fire, windstorms, and golf balls. 1.3008 0.04771 133 99 28 6
2569 I told you this one was “hard to show” 1.3008 0.04399 133 96 34 3
2570 But did you see that gorgeous kitchen island? 1.3008 0.05005 133 101 24 8
2571 I would suggest you use the window. 1.3008 0.04889 133 100 26 7
2572 Best not to hesitate 1.3008 0.04889 133 100 26 7
2573 Other than the occasional giant golf ball, it's a safe neighborhood. 1.3008 0.05005 133 101 24 8
2574 The whole-house fan really cools things down in the hot summer weather. 1.3008 0.04651 133 98 30 5
2575 I can offer whatever energy source you’d like as long as there is wind. 1.3007 0.04552 143 106 31 6
2576 Don’t listen to Mr. Quixote, this is the perfect home for you. 1.3007 0.04865 143 109 25 9
2577 I suppose it's time to bring up the elephant in the room." 1.3007 0.04736 153 117 26 10
2578 You won't believe the utility bills! 1.3007 0.04258 153 112 36 5
2579 Overall this property is sub-par. 1.3000 0.05081 130 99 23 8
2580 ..and of course, membership is inclusive.. 1.3000 0.04723 140 105 28 7
2581 Think of it as your own little Mar-a-Lago. 1.3000 0.04830 140 106 26 8
2582 Mr. and Mrs. Miller, I think this house was made for you. 1.3000 0.04674 120 87 30 3
2583 It only gets busy on the weekends 1.3000 0.04588 130 95 31 4
2584 Runs on renewable energy and in a kid-friendly neighborhood, too. 1.3000 0.04716 130 96 29 5
2585 So you're interested in putting in solar. 1.3000 0.05104 120 90 24 6
2586 It’s the latest in security systems. It keeps burglars and large rodents away. 1.3000 0.04512 150 112 31 7
2587 You may get bonked occasionally, but wait 'til you see the electric bill. 1.3000 0.04140 160 117 38 5
2588 Well, what do you think? I know that you also liked the shoe the little old lady lived in. 1.3000 0.04965 120 89 26 5
2589 This is one of the most prestigious housing estates in town, folks - only 18 properties. 1.3000 0.04965 120 89 26 5
2590 Who doesn't like a white picket fence? 1.3000 0.04384 140 102 34 4
2591 The seller has agreed to throw in the washer and dryer and a pair of those silly wooden shoes. 1.3000 0.04512 150 112 31 7
2592 And this listing has that fun, we live on a putt putt golf course kinda feel. Very desirable right now. 1.3000 0.04965 120 89 26 5
2593 Every now and then you’ll get a disturbance but otherwise, I think this deal is a hole-in-one. 1.3000 0.04926 110 80 27 3
2594 What's it going to take to get you folks to tilt? 1.3000 0.05081 130 99 23 8
2595 It has a commanding view of the golf course AND you can practice putting from your living room. 1.3000 0.04935 140 107 24 9
2596 It's a very hot property -- recently renovated and the only par 5 in the neighborhood. 1.3000 0.05104 120 90 24 6
2597 As your real estate agent, I'm obliged to help you find a home, but as a friend, I must say; this is one of the dumbest purchases I've ever seen. 1.3000 0.04612 140 104 30 6
2598 After a week, you won't even notice the putting. 1.3000 0.04822 120 88 28 4
2599 I'm sure you'll be a big fan of the house. 1.2993 0.04770 147 112 26 9
2600 Let's just call the center hallway a shared living space... 1.2993 0.04675 137 102 29 6
2601 You' ll just have to tip the pizza guy extra. 1.2993 0.04900 137 104 25 8
2602 This is not just a run-of-the-mill windmill. 1.2993 0.04675 137 102 29 6
2603 ....and best of all, it's on the 18th hole. 1.2993 0.04900 137 104 25 8
2604 It's quaint, and it will keep your mother-in-law occupied. 1.2993 0.05008 137 105 23 9
2605 Now the security system is a little different but it will keep you nimble through-out your years here. 1.2993 0.05114 137 106 21 10
2606 Sure it's a fairly dangerous, but it's entirely carbon neutral. 1.2993 0.04900 137 104 25 8
2607 It has more square footage than living in the Clown Face. 1.2992 0.04652 127 93 30 4
2608 If you buy this house, you will be helping to fight climate change. 1.2992 0.04913 127 95 26 6
2609 It's a fixer-putter. 1.2992 0.05161 127 97 22 8
2610 Unique features include low energy costs and really healthy flour 1.2992 0.05039 127 96 24 7
2611 In this property market, timing is everything. 1.2992 0.05161 127 97 22 8
2612 It might be considered a rotating picket fence. 1.2992 0.05039 127 96 24 7
2613 'And when it comes to renewable energy, I'm a BIG FAN' 1.2992 0.04652 127 93 30 4
2614 You said you wanted a view of the 18th hole. This is the best you can get on mini-budget. 1.2992 0.04652 127 93 30 4
2615 Solar is great too, but why not throw caution to the wind? 1.2991 0.05328 117 89 21 7
2616 Our artist didn't realize that it would hit the ground. 1.2991 0.05044 117 87 25 5
2617 Don't worry, it's not that windy around here. 1.2991 0.04896 117 86 27 4
2618 That's right, you can't go out at six o'clock or half past any hour. 1.2991 0.05180 107 79 24 4
2619 And it’s hooked up to a coffee grinder. 1.2991 0.05821 107 83 16 8
2620 I think you will love it here,the ball doesn't come in more than once,maybe twice a day 1.2987 0.04526 154 116 30 8
2621 You can’t cover the hole, but it’s the only house in Lilli-Putt-Putt with renewable energy. 1.2986 0.04416 144 106 33 5
2622 We call it 'Dutch Doors' 1.2986 0.04836 144 110 25 9
2623 It's a wonderful home for a young couple. You DO need to time your exits and entrances, though. 1.2986 0.04416 144 106 33 5
2624 Its airy, its bright and you have a major golf course on your front yard 1.2986 0.04836 144 110 25 9
2625 Oh, the balls are dangerous for sure, but what you really have to watch out for is the crazy guy in the Spanish helmet. 1.2986 0.04735 144 109 27 8
2626 And who doesn't love Tulips! 1.2985 0.04621 134 99 30 5
2627 It's a small community and very kid-friendly. 1.2985 0.04621 134 99 30 5
2628 Sorry but the 18th hole was sold on Sunday. 1.2985 0.04621 134 99 30 5
2629 Oh, well. Perhaps you'll prefer the back nine. 1.2985 0.04498 134 98 32 4
2630 I comes with two sets of wooden shoes and non-stop tulips. 1.2985 0.04972 134 102 24 8
2631 The interest is sub par. 1.2985 0.04972 134 102 24 8
2632 We see the occasional giant golf ball through your front door as part of the charm. 1.2984 0.04989 124 93 25 6
2633 Location, location, location -- am I right? 1.2984 0.05119 124 94 23 7
2634 When no giants showed up he had to put the whole course on the market. 1.2984 0.05119 124 94 23 7
2635 Lots of folks love living in a golf course community. 1.2984 0.04856 124 92 27 5
2636 Don’t forget, doors close quickly! 1.2984 0.05369 124 96 19 9
2637 The owners are moving down the road to some waterfront property. 1.2984 0.04856 124 92 27 5
2638 And it is entirely powered by renewable energy. 1.2984 0.04856 124 92 27 5
2639 Yes there is air conditioning but only on certain days. 1.2984 0.04856 124 92 27 5
2640 This is our finest par 3 home. 1.2982 0.05276 114 86 22 6
2641 A home on a golf course, self-powered​, permanent green lawn, what more could you want? 1.2982 0.04973 114 84 26 4
2642 This hole will go fast. 1.2981 0.05614 104 79 19 6
2643 This house is totally green! 1.2980 0.04285 151 111 35 5
2644 Think of it as a wind fall. 1.2980 0.04584 151 114 29 8
2645 Well, we got all the paperwork signed and filed- as soon as you make the hole, the place is yours. 1.2980 0.04584 151 114 29 8
2646 Fall in love with it? It will sweep you off your feet 1.2979 0.04585 141 105 30 6
2647 Yeah, I guess we should talk about the elephant in the driveway. 1.2979 0.04905 141 108 24 9
2648 On the plus side, the ventilation is superb. 1.2979 0.06018 94 72 16 6
2649 The good news is that the HOA dues includes turf maintenance. 1.2977 0.04428 131 95 33 3
2650 You're a winner every time you get in the door. 1.2977 0.05493 131 104 15 12
2651 On the minus side: giants. On the plus side: fairway views, free electric. 1.2977 0.05163 131 101 21 9
2652 At 600,000 sacks of whole wheat flour, it’s a steal. 1.2977 0.04809 131 98 27 6
2653 Given you're both crazy golf fanatics the location is perfect 1.2977 0.04559 131 96 31 4
2654 And you’ll be totally off the grid 1.2977 0.04686 131 97 29 5
2655 I'm sure you'll like it and it's significantly less expensive than the Pyramid or the Bozo face house. 1.2977 0.04930 131 99 25 7
2656 It meets your budget AND only a fraction of the balls actually make it through to your living room ! 1.2977 0.04686 131 97 29 5
2657 The cost is par for others in the same neighborhood. 1.2977 0.04809 131 98 27 6
2658 The blades are equipped with solar panels just in case! 1.2977 0.04809 131 98 27 6
2659 Going in isn't too hard, but you'd better be careful on your way out 1.2977 0.05163 131 101 21 9
2660 Like many new couples, you may find the more difficult part is getting out. 1.2977 0.04686 131 97 29 5
2661 And no need for those ugly solar panels. 1.2977 0.04930 131 99 25 7
2662 And it’s perfect for entertaining. 1.2977 0.04559 131 96 31 4
2663 3 bed, 2 baths, and it runs completely on renewable energy 1.2975 0.05068 121 91 24 6
2664 Plus, you get 20% of the weekend take! 1.2975 0.04491 121 87 32 2
2665 Hazard's are par for the course in this neighborhood." 1.2975 0.05202 121 92 22 7
2666 After the unfortunate pizza-delivery-boy-incident I’m sure you can now get it at a very attractive price” 1.2975 0.05333 121 93 20 8
2667 And there's a stunning volcano over by seven next to the giant frog. 1.2975 0.05068 121 91 24 6
2668 Even gated golf communities present some hazards, of course. 1.2975 0.04788 121 89 28 4
2669 This house has a security system. It works best if you wait a minute before answering the door. 1.2975 0.04354 158 118 33 7
2670 You know, when it's windy you'll want to stay indoors. 1.2973 0.05054 111 82 25 4
2671 And this property is a nice 3 par 2 1/2 bath 1.2973 0.04889 111 81 27 3
2672 Its affordable..if you go dutch! 1.2973 0.05947 111 88 13 10
2673 Don't let the door hit you on the way out!" 1.2971 0.04869 138 105 25 8
2674 Downsizing? 1.2971 0.04647 138 103 29 6
2675 Plus, at a dollar a pop you could pay the mortgage off in no time. 1.2971 0.04647 138 103 29 6
2676 And of course you would have a private view of the 18th hole. 1.2971 0.05082 138 107 21 10
2677 I agree, it IS a unique development! Unfortunately, the other seventeen homes are sold, but let's see about getting you into this one. Ready? 1.2971 0.04647 138 103 29 6
2678 It's like living on the 18th hole at a fraction of the price! 1.2971 0.04647 138 103 29 6