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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2019-01-06T22:54:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2019-01-20T22:56:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2019-01-14T22:54:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | January 21, 2019 |
Number of captions | 7565 |
Number of responses | 982979 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | If we time it right, I can get you in this house today. | 1.7286 | 0.06479 | 140 | 65 | 48 | 27 |
1 | Sure, location is important, but timing is everything. | 1.6977 | 0.06926 | 129 | 65 | 38 | 26 |
2 | Location is important, but here, timing is everything | 1.6913 | 0.06591 | 149 | 78 | 39 | 32 |
3 | The previous owners were a sweet elderly couple, but a tad slow on their feet. | 1.6489 | 0.06674 | 131 | 69 | 39 | 23 |
4 | If you want to get into this property you will have to move fast. | 1.6463 | 0.06241 | 147 | 77 | 45 | 25 |
5 | I'm afraid this IS the only retirement community you can afford that is on a golf course. | 1.6423 | 0.06843 | 123 | 65 | 37 | 21 |
6 | Perhaps I misunderstood you when you said you don't want a long drive. | 1.6357 | 0.06689 | 129 | 69 | 38 | 22 |
7 | Getting into a house like this is all about timing. | 1.6271 | 0.07201 | 118 | 66 | 30 | 22 |
8 | On the count of three, whaddya say we take a look inside? | 1.6239 | 0.07688 | 109 | 63 | 24 | 22 |
9 | I'm afraid your offer didn't go through. | 1.6207 | 0.07103 | 116 | 64 | 32 | 20 |
10 | If we time this right, I can get you folks in here today. | 1.6115 | 0.06337 | 139 | 76 | 41 | 22 |
11 | Can I show you something in a shoe? | 1.6099 | 0.06104 | 141 | 75 | 46 | 20 |
12 | Shall we go in and have a look... on the count of three. | 1.6071 | 0.06057 | 140 | 74 | 47 | 19 |
13 | And it has five security speeds - off for kids to high for unwanted relatives. | 1.6061 | 0.06608 | 132 | 74 | 36 | 22 |
14 | Trust me, as your broker, this one is all about timing. | 1.6016 | 0.06606 | 123 | 67 | 38 | 18 |
15 | It’s not your typical run of the mill house. | 1.6000 | 0.06113 | 155 | 88 | 41 | 26 |
16 | It's pricier than the clown's mouth, but you save on energy costs. | 1.5948 | 0.06704 | 116 | 63 | 37 | 16 |
17 | On the other hand, it really cuts down on door-to-door salesmen. | 1.5944 | 0.06137 | 143 | 79 | 43 | 21 |
18 | The previous owner died of a stroke. | 1.5920 | 0.07011 | 125 | 74 | 28 | 23 |
19 | she's selling because she lost her husband in a terrible accident | 1.5915 | 0.06412 | 142 | 82 | 36 | 24 |
20 | Forget location. Timing is everything. | 1.5912 | 0.06264 | 137 | 76 | 41 | 20 |
21 | Three words: rotation, rotation, rotation. | 1.5893 | 0.07237 | 112 | 65 | 28 | 19 |
22 | You're going to want to move quickly on this one. | 1.5882 | 0.07102 | 119 | 70 | 28 | 21 |
23 | With this house, timing is everything. | 1.5849 | 0.06071 | 159 | 93 | 39 | 27 |
24 | Great, let’s go sign the papers now...no...now! Wait, ok now... | 1.5827 | 0.06032 | 139 | 76 | 45 | 18 |
25 | Timing is everything if you want to get into this unique property. | 1.5822 | 0.06205 | 146 | 84 | 39 | 23 |
26 | On my count of three, we can begin our walkthrough. | 1.5802 | 0.06498 | 131 | 75 | 36 | 20 |
27 | This came on the market suddenly. The owner just peeked out the door for the morning paper. | 1.5798 | 0.06591 | 119 | 66 | 37 | 16 |
28 | I’ve got 17 others that I think you’ll love | 1.5789 | 0.06423 | 133 | 76 | 37 | 20 |
29 | Geez, you've said no to the igloo, the lighthouse, the old woman's shoe and now this. What ARE you looking for? | 1.5789 | 0.06581 | 114 | 62 | 38 | 14 |
30 | Listen, we only have a short time to get our foot in the door on this one. | 1.5781 | 0.06334 | 128 | 71 | 40 | 17 |
31 | By far, the most important feature: Rotation. Rotation. Rotation. | 1.5776 | 0.06723 | 116 | 65 | 35 | 16 |
32 | Act fast -- this kind of opening only presents itself every eight seconds. | 1.5772 | 0.06531 | 123 | 69 | 37 | 17 |
33 | Well, given your budget, this is what 'living on a golf course' looks like. | 1.5748 | 0.06939 | 127 | 77 | 27 | 23 |
34 | I don’t show this to most people, but you look like a fun couple | 1.5748 | 0.06375 | 127 | 71 | 39 | 17 |
35 | You did say energy efficient, two story property on the golf course. | 1.5734 | 0.06157 | 143 | 82 | 40 | 21 |
36 | If you'll wait just a moment, we can have a look inside. | 1.5683 | 0.06045 | 139 | 78 | 43 | 18 |
37 | You don’t want to get the newspaper until after you’ve had at least one cup of coffee. | 1.5667 | 0.06453 | 120 | 67 | 38 | 15 |
38 | The only other listing I have in this price range is a shoe. | 1.5655 | 0.06404 | 145 | 88 | 32 | 25 |
39 | If you aren’t ready to decide, we can let that other couple play through. | 1.5610 | 0.06443 | 123 | 70 | 37 | 16 |
40 | It's a four bed, two bath, par three house. | 1.5588 | 0.05974 | 136 | 76 | 44 | 16 |
41 | Usually it's about location, location, location, but in this case, it's all about timing, timing, timing. | 1.5565 | 0.06407 | 124 | 71 | 37 | 16 |
42 | Not a huge fan? | 1.5546 | 0.07130 | 119 | 74 | 24 | 21 |
43 | The seller's are disclosing that the floor breaks a little left to right | 1.5520 | 0.06371 | 125 | 72 | 37 | 16 |
44 | Just remember timing is everything. | 1.5520 | 0.06859 | 125 | 77 | 27 | 21 |
45 | This one's is a little different - location, location, timing! | 1.5517 | 0.06855 | 116 | 69 | 30 | 17 |
46 | I’ll level with you, sir. You need balls to live here. | 1.5512 | 0.06865 | 127 | 79 | 26 | 22 |
47 | Remember, location, location, location. Also, timing, timing, timing. | 1.5512 | 0.06773 | 127 | 78 | 28 | 21 |
48 | What obstacles do we need to overcome to put you in this house? | 1.5503 | 0.05827 | 149 | 86 | 44 | 19 |
49 | Location, location, timing. | 1.5487 | 0.06769 | 113 | 66 | 32 | 15 |
50 | Forget location,location,location. Here it's all about timing,timing,timing. | 1.5476 | 0.06724 | 126 | 77 | 29 | 20 |
51 | It’s all about timing in this market. | 1.5470 | 0.06480 | 117 | 67 | 36 | 14 |
52 | You understand of course, timing is everything. | 1.5448 | 0.06233 | 134 | 79 | 37 | 18 |
53 | Timing is everything on this deal. | 1.5448 | 0.06233 | 134 | 79 | 37 | 18 |
54 | I finally found a house on a golf course that is in your price range. | 1.5447 | 0.06556 | 123 | 73 | 33 | 17 |
55 | It's perfect if you want to putter around the house. | 1.5446 | 0.06698 | 112 | 65 | 33 | 14 |
56 | You'll have to get in quickly on this one. | 1.5440 | 0.06274 | 125 | 72 | 38 | 15 |
57 | In this real estate market, if you want to get in the front door, your timing has to be just right. | 1.5439 | 0.07280 | 114 | 72 | 22 | 20 |
58 | It comes with a revolving mortgage. | 1.5414 | 0.06179 | 133 | 78 | 38 | 17 |
59 | Once you get the timing down, the doors are a breeze. | 1.5411 | 0.05842 | 146 | 85 | 43 | 18 |
60 | It’s perfect for someone who likes to putter around. | 1.5385 | 0.06192 | 130 | 76 | 38 | 16 |
61 | Okay, follow me inside, one at a time. | 1.5377 | 0.06858 | 106 | 62 | 31 | 13 |
62 | It hits all three: location, location, timing. | 1.5370 | 0.06890 | 108 | 64 | 30 | 14 |
63 | So, this is your first time doing AirB&B? | 1.5360 | 0.06380 | 125 | 74 | 35 | 16 |
64 | You did say “golf course” and “affordable.” | 1.5310 | 0.05958 | 145 | 87 | 39 | 19 |
65 | It’s a two bed, one bath, three par. | 1.5294 | 0.06429 | 136 | 85 | 30 | 21 |
66 | It's a new listing – the last owner died unexpectedly of a stroke. | 1.5294 | 0.06626 | 119 | 72 | 31 | 16 |
67 | Of course you could go solar. | 1.5280 | 0.06178 | 125 | 73 | 38 | 14 |
68 | Timing is everything with this one. | 1.5276 | 0.06405 | 127 | 77 | 33 | 17 |
69 | You'll want to move quick on this one. | 1.5271 | 0.06610 | 129 | 81 | 28 | 20 |
70 | Once you get the timing down it’s a piece of cake. | 1.5271 | 0.06135 | 129 | 76 | 38 | 15 |
71 | If you have a small pencil and a score card, I can get you signed today. | 1.5267 | 0.06256 | 131 | 79 | 35 | 17 |
72 | If you want to get in on the ground floor timing is everything. | 1.5252 | 0.06322 | 139 | 87 | 31 | 21 |
73 | The only other thing in your price range is the clown mouth | 1.5252 | 0.05806 | 139 | 81 | 43 | 15 |
74 | It's the only thing on a golf course within your price range. | 1.5250 | 0.06897 | 120 | 76 | 25 | 19 |
75 | As with most real estate, timing is everything. | 1.5248 | 0.06004 | 141 | 85 | 38 | 18 |
76 | It's Quixotic in a nice way. | 1.5248 | 0.06088 | 141 | 86 | 36 | 19 |
77 | On your budget, this is all we could find in a golf community. | 1.5246 | 0.06708 | 122 | 76 | 28 | 18 |
78 | What whirring sound? | 1.5241 | 0.06196 | 145 | 91 | 32 | 22 |
79 | My real estate colleagues say, “location, location, location,” but I say, “timing, timing, timing!” | 1.5227 | 0.05936 | 132 | 77 | 41 | 14 |
80 | It’s all about timing folks. | 1.5217 | 0.06275 | 138 | 86 | 32 | 20 |
81 | I have one more place to show you. It is owned by a little old lady who has a of lot kids. | 1.5214 | 0.06021 | 117 | 66 | 41 | 10 |
82 | Of course in this market, timing is everything. | 1.5210 | 0.06629 | 119 | 73 | 30 | 16 |
83 | Now with this listing, timing is everything. | 1.5203 | 0.06254 | 123 | 73 | 36 | 14 |
84 | Trust me, this is the right time to get you into this house. No wait! Okay, now this is the right time... | 1.5200 | 0.06486 | 125 | 77 | 31 | 17 |
85 | It has an open, closed, and open again floor plan. | 1.5194 | 0.06138 | 129 | 77 | 37 | 15 |
86 | This is the only golf course community in your price range. | 1.5188 | 0.06631 | 133 | 86 | 25 | 22 |
87 | Sorry the pirate ship is over your budget. | 1.5185 | 0.05648 | 135 | 77 | 46 | 12 |
88 | Great! I'll contact the owner with your offer and get ball rolling. | 1.5180 | 0.06157 | 139 | 86 | 34 | 19 |
89 | It fell into foreclosure after the previous owner suffered from multiple strokes | 1.5168 | 0.05917 | 149 | 92 | 37 | 20 |
90 | It sounds like we need to refine what you meant by wanting to live on a golf course. | 1.5161 | 0.06425 | 124 | 76 | 32 | 16 |
91 | This is a two bedroom two bath par 3. | 1.5159 | 0.06348 | 126 | 77 | 33 | 16 |
92 | This property is available, but you'll have to move quickly. | 1.5154 | 0.06482 | 130 | 82 | 29 | 19 |
93 | Of course this is a Trump property. Didn’t you see the huge clown with the round mouth on the 18th hole! | 1.5152 | 0.06584 | 132 | 85 | 26 | 21 |
94 | Location, location, location? No, it's timing, timing, timing. | 1.5145 | 0.06105 | 138 | 85 | 35 | 18 |
95 | This is the only option next to a golf course in your price range. | 1.5143 | 0.06124 | 140 | 87 | 34 | 19 |
96 | Rotation, rotation, rotation. | 1.5139 | 0.05574 | 144 | 84 | 46 | 14 |
97 | If your timing is right, I can get you into this home. | 1.5122 | 0.06466 | 123 | 76 | 31 | 16 |
98 | Here we just call it “golf.” | 1.5120 | 0.06077 | 125 | 74 | 38 | 13 |
99 | "Yes, this is the open house, but we'll have to be quick. | 1.5116 | 0.06139 | 129 | 78 | 36 | 15 |
100 | This is a Dutch-style, three-bedroom, two-bath, par-3. | 1.5109 | 0.06052 | 137 | 84 | 36 | 17 |
101 | It's not your average, run-of-the-mill property. | 1.5103 | 0.05800 | 145 | 88 | 40 | 17 |
102 | It's very energy efficient and its location is above par. | 1.5088 | 0.06738 | 114 | 71 | 28 | 15 |
103 | It’s all a matter of timing. | 1.5088 | 0.06261 | 114 | 67 | 36 | 11 |
104 | I really think you should put in an offer now, you already lost the alligator and the castle is out of your price range. | 1.5088 | 0.06853 | 114 | 72 | 26 | 16 |
105 | It's a nice place to putter around in. | 1.5085 | 0.06564 | 118 | 73 | 30 | 15 |
106 | Just one thing. If It's windy,use the back door. | 1.5081 | 0.06726 | 124 | 80 | 25 | 19 |
107 | Of course, you would have to let people play through. | 1.5079 | 0.06546 | 126 | 80 | 28 | 18 |
108 | With this purchase, timing is everything. | 1.5079 | 0.06146 | 126 | 76 | 36 | 14 |
109 | I'll be honest. You need balls to live here. | 1.5076 | 0.06673 | 132 | 87 | 23 | 22 |
110 | Yes,the listing did say "Small Dutch Traditional on a golf course." | 1.5076 | 0.06036 | 132 | 80 | 37 | 15 |
111 | Timing is everything in this market. | 1.5074 | 0.05995 | 136 | 83 | 37 | 16 |
112 | You wanted to live on a golf course and this is in your price range. | 1.5071 | 0.06609 | 140 | 94 | 21 | 25 |
113 | I can probably get you in here, but it's going to take good timing." | 1.5068 | 0.06166 | 146 | 94 | 30 | 22 |
114 | I think we'd like to putt in an offer! | 1.5068 | 0.05949 | 148 | 93 | 35 | 20 |
115 | As promised, a home on a golf course. | 1.5044 | 0.06301 | 113 | 67 | 35 | 11 |
116 | This is the only Dutch Colonial at your price point. | 1.5042 | 0.06301 | 119 | 72 | 34 | 13 |
117 | With this model, it’s not so much “location, location, location” as “timing, timing, timing.” | 1.5041 | 0.06442 | 121 | 75 | 31 | 15 |
118 | Let me explain the "intermittent egress" clause. | 1.5036 | 0.06227 | 137 | 87 | 31 | 19 |
119 | How quickly do you think you can move in? | 1.5034 | 0.05882 | 145 | 90 | 37 | 18 |
120 | Timing is important. | 1.5000 | 0.06154 | 134 | 84 | 33 | 17 |
121 | I know you said solar, but it was just outside your budget. | 1.5000 | 0.06107 | 138 | 87 | 33 | 18 |
122 | What did you think “Easy access to Holland tunnel” meant? | 1.5000 | 0.06565 | 118 | 74 | 29 | 15 |
123 | It's priced to move. | 1.5000 | 0.05931 | 138 | 85 | 37 | 16 |
124 | Why yes, it was a fore closure. | 1.5000 | 0.06146 | 126 | 77 | 35 | 14 |
125 | If you like this, I have 17 others to show you. | 1.5000 | 0.06868 | 106 | 66 | 27 | 13 |
126 | Everyone talks about location, but timing is everything. | 1.5000 | 0.06245 | 134 | 85 | 31 | 18 |
127 | ‘You know what they say – rotation, rotation, rotation’ | 1.5000 | 0.06146 | 126 | 77 | 35 | 14 |
128 | It's the only 4-blade, 1-bath you'll find at this price. | 1.5000 | 0.05580 | 134 | 78 | 45 | 11 |
129 | It is just a matter of timing. | 1.5000 | 0.05895 | 124 | 73 | 40 | 11 |
130 | Golf is big around here. | 1.5000 | 0.05806 | 142 | 87 | 39 | 16 |
131 | Let's hop on the next blade to see the view from the top. | 1.5000 | 0.06113 | 124 | 75 | 36 | 13 |
132 | The previous owners? Never got the timing down. | 1.4966 | 0.05800 | 145 | 90 | 38 | 17 |
133 | Timing is everything on this one ! | 1.4966 | 0.05633 | 145 | 88 | 42 | 15 |
134 | If you love it I think we can get you in, but you'll have to move fast. | 1.4965 | 0.06026 | 143 | 91 | 33 | 19 |
135 | Yes, it is only a par-3. All the par-4 properties have already been sold. | 1.4963 | 0.05842 | 135 | 82 | 39 | 14 |
136 | Remember, with real estate it's all in the timing. | 1.4962 | 0.05907 | 133 | 81 | 38 | 14 |
137 | And the best part is, it keeps the Jehovah's Witnesses away. | 1.4961 | 0.06238 | 129 | 81 | 32 | 16 |
138 | It's everything you wanted in your dream house: a Dutch Colonial on a golf course with a lawn you can putter around on! | 1.4961 | 0.06140 | 129 | 80 | 34 | 15 |
139 | The current owners are retiring to a green dinosaur in Florida. | 1.4961 | 0.06410 | 127 | 81 | 29 | 17 |
140 | And there are only 17 other homes on this development. | 1.4959 | 0.05999 | 121 | 72 | 38 | 11 |
141 | My advice is to move quickly. | 1.4957 | 0.06607 | 117 | 74 | 28 | 15 |
142 | If you want in, you'll have to move fast." | 1.4957 | 0.06579 | 115 | 72 | 29 | 14 |
143 | Yes they do always say location location location but with this property I think you’ll see what I mean when I say that timing is everything. | 1.4932 | 0.06089 | 146 | 95 | 30 | 21 |
144 | With your income, this is the only way you can own a house on a golf course. | 1.4930 | 0.06140 | 142 | 92 | 30 | 20 |
145 | This really cuts down on the trick or treaters. | 1.4929 | 0.05954 | 140 | 88 | 35 | 17 |
146 | The price is on par with others in the neighborhood. | 1.4926 | 0.05716 | 136 | 82 | 41 | 13 |
147 | You must be the Mulligans. | 1.4924 | 0.06036 | 132 | 82 | 35 | 15 |
148 | You should act fast before someone else putts in an offer. | 1.4923 | 0.06006 | 130 | 80 | 36 | 14 |
149 | You're getting in at just the right time. | 1.4922 | 0.06075 | 128 | 79 | 35 | 14 |
150 | I have 17 other models to show you, so let's get started. | 1.4921 | 0.05936 | 126 | 76 | 38 | 12 |
151 | A place like this, you need to move fast. | 1.4921 | 0.05936 | 126 | 76 | 38 | 12 |
152 | Think of it more as an "intermittently gated community." | 1.4921 | 0.06042 | 126 | 77 | 36 | 13 |
153 | We said we'd like to find something "under a 'mil", not live in one | 1.4918 | 0.06295 | 122 | 76 | 32 | 14 |
154 | The Quixotes are motivated to sell. | 1.4918 | 0.06076 | 122 | 74 | 36 | 12 |
155 | It's move-in ready... now. Wait, now! Ok go now! | 1.4914 | 0.06060 | 116 | 69 | 37 | 10 |
156 | In this market, timing is everything. | 1.4912 | 0.06504 | 114 | 71 | 30 | 13 |
157 | It was slightly misleading to say that it was “near” a golf course. | 1.4904 | 0.06552 | 104 | 63 | 31 | 10 |
158 | Okay then, we can look at the one with the water hazard again. | 1.4898 | 0.05741 | 147 | 92 | 38 | 17 |
159 | Now, you'll need to time your entries and exits, but otherwise, it's the perfect house | 1.4891 | 0.06140 | 137 | 88 | 31 | 18 |
160 | If you're not sure, we have seventeen other locations we can look at. | 1.4887 | 0.06280 | 133 | 86 | 29 | 18 |
161 | Believe me, you'll never find another home on a golf course that's this affordable. | 1.4887 | 0.05809 | 133 | 81 | 39 | 13 |
162 | Not only do you qualify for the wind energy tax credit, but we also waive your greens fee. | 1.4885 | 0.06353 | 131 | 85 | 28 | 18 |
163 | If you want this place, the timing is...now | 1.4884 | 0.06139 | 129 | 81 | 33 | 15 |
164 | Yes, it's true what they say about location. But timing's important, too. | 1.4878 | 0.05928 | 123 | 74 | 38 | 11 |
165 | It hits every item on your wish-list, large front yard, natural lighting, and you're on a golf course. | 1.4878 | 0.06568 | 123 | 80 | 26 | 17 |
166 | ... and an old woman lives in a shoe just down the block. | 1.4876 | 0.05763 | 121 | 71 | 41 | 9 |
167 | Like so much in life,timing is everything. | 1.4874 | 0.06412 | 119 | 75 | 30 | 14 |
168 | Don't worry, almost no one gets the ball through the living room. | 1.4872 | 0.06717 | 117 | 76 | 25 | 16 |
169 | As you know, timing is everything. | 1.4857 | 0.05866 | 140 | 88 | 36 | 16 |
170 | This is a 2 bed, 2 bath, par 3. | 1.4857 | 0.05505 | 140 | 84 | 44 | 12 |
171 | This is the closest you’re going to get to a golf course at your price range. | 1.4855 | 0.05656 | 138 | 84 | 41 | 13 |
172 | Location may be important, but here, timing is everything | 1.4851 | 0.05777 | 134 | 82 | 39 | 13 |
173 | You said, "Find us a house on a golf course." | 1.4848 | 0.05410 | 165 | 104 | 42 | 19 |
174 | I just sold an old woman a shoe who would kill for this kind of light... | 1.4846 | 0.05803 | 130 | 79 | 39 | 12 |
175 | It'll cut your energy costs by 80 percent and eliminate, and I mean eliminate, solicitors. | 1.4844 | 0.05654 | 128 | 76 | 42 | 10 |
176 | You’ll find this an ideal mother-in-law apartment. | 1.4841 | 0.06247 | 126 | 80 | 31 | 15 |
177 | I wouldn't worry too much. Most people miss. | 1.4841 | 0.06041 | 126 | 78 | 35 | 13 |
178 | Like I said," in this market timing is everything" | 1.4841 | 0.06247 | 126 | 80 | 31 | 15 |
179 | If you'd like to make an offer, I'll get the ball rolling right away. | 1.4841 | 0.06247 | 126 | 80 | 31 | 15 |
180 | It also has a 3 par garage. | 1.4839 | 0.06626 | 124 | 82 | 24 | 18 |
181 | Yes, the blade speed is adjustable. | 1.4839 | 0.06003 | 124 | 76 | 36 | 12 |
182 | Would you like to try and go through the house again?" | 1.4839 | 0.06218 | 124 | 78 | 32 | 14 |
183 | Of course timing is everything! | 1.4833 | 0.06693 | 120 | 79 | 24 | 17 |
184 | Location, location, location... and timing. Timing is critical. | 1.4831 | 0.06223 | 118 | 73 | 33 | 12 |
185 | You may call it a Quixotic investment. | 1.4828 | 0.06419 | 116 | 73 | 30 | 13 |
186 | 'You did say you wanted to go Dutch...' | 1.4823 | 0.05568 | 141 | 86 | 42 | 13 |
187 | There is a 'play through' clause in the deed. | 1.4823 | 0.05747 | 141 | 88 | 38 | 15 |
188 | Eventually, you don't even notice them. | 1.4821 | 0.06081 | 112 | 67 | 36 | 9 |
189 | If you don’t like this .. I have 17 others to choose from | 1.4818 | 0.06050 | 137 | 88 | 32 | 17 |
190 | It's a two bedroom, two bathroom, par 3. | 1.4815 | 0.06097 | 108 | 64 | 36 | 8 |
191 | Work with me, Mr. Sterling. You said you wanted a place on a golf course... | 1.4815 | 0.05745 | 135 | 83 | 39 | 13 |
192 | In real estate, timing is everything. | 1.4815 | 0.06383 | 135 | 90 | 25 | 20 |
193 | It checks all your boxes: off-the-grid wind power, plenty of play opportunities for the kids, and it’s golf course adjacent! | 1.4812 | 0.06000 | 133 | 84 | 34 | 15 |
194 | Like I told you, timing is everything on this house. | 1.4806 | 0.06427 | 129 | 85 | 26 | 18 |
195 | Now this little Dutch-influenced charmer affords you sweeping fairway views while putting you right in the middle of the action. | 1.4806 | 0.06038 | 129 | 81 | 34 | 14 |
196 | 3 bedrooms. 2 baths. Par 3. | 1.4800 | 0.06180 | 125 | 79 | 32 | 14 |
197 | Here is the only golf course option I could find you within your budget. | 1.4797 | 0.06360 | 123 | 79 | 29 | 15 |
198 | We also have the same unit in gingerbread. | 1.4793 | 0.06439 | 121 | 78 | 28 | 15 |
199 | I just wanted you to see the kind of houses that are available in your budget. | 1.4789 | 0.06056 | 142 | 93 | 30 | 19 |
200 | This just came on the market—the previous tenant walked outside while texting. | 1.4786 | 0.06142 | 117 | 72 | 34 | 11 |
201 | Once you get the timing down it's a very welcoming space. | 1.4786 | 0.05777 | 140 | 88 | 37 | 15 |
202 | Where else are you going to find an energy efficient house, in a gated community with only 18 homes? | 1.4783 | 0.05838 | 138 | 87 | 36 | 15 |
203 | If this isn't your style, I also have a clown's mouth available. | 1.4783 | 0.06218 | 115 | 71 | 33 | 11 |
204 | We've got a very motivated seller, he moved to a lighthouse. | 1.4773 | 0.05636 | 132 | 80 | 41 | 11 |
205 | Like I said on the phone, it's an authentic Dutch Revival right next to the ninth hole. | 1.4773 | 0.06033 | 132 | 84 | 33 | 15 |
206 | They've rejected a lot of offers, but we time it right, I think we can get you into this house. | 1.4773 | 0.06128 | 132 | 85 | 31 | 16 |
207 | I'm not going to lie, you're going to need balls to move here. | 1.4766 | 0.05970 | 128 | 80 | 35 | 13 |
208 | And everything is just a short drive away. | 1.4762 | 0.05738 | 147 | 94 | 36 | 17 |
209 | The price is par for the course. | 1.4762 | 0.06361 | 105 | 64 | 32 | 9 |
210 | It's a 2 bed, 1 bath, Par 3. | 1.4759 | 0.05797 | 145 | 93 | 35 | 17 |
211 | I am willing to waive the greens fees, but I have a very motivated couple on the 15th hole. | 1.4758 | 0.05891 | 124 | 76 | 37 | 11 |
212 | I should probably tell you about the easement. | 1.4755 | 0.05687 | 143 | 90 | 38 | 15 |
213 | Manicured lawn, right on the green, powered by renewable wind energy, this listing won't last long! | 1.4752 | 0.05833 | 141 | 90 | 35 | 16 |
214 | No, no, no... your entrance would be around back. This is what we in the business refer to as the Mother-in-law Door. | 1.4752 | 0.05833 | 141 | 90 | 35 | 16 |
215 | With interest rates rising, you won't see a par three at this price again. | 1.4750 | 0.06258 | 120 | 76 | 31 | 13 |
216 | It's perfect for the couple that wants to putter around the house. | 1.4746 | 0.06221 | 118 | 74 | 32 | 12 |
217 | A lowball offer might get through if you time it right. | 1.4741 | 0.05932 | 135 | 86 | 34 | 15 |
218 | I am happy to show you a par 4 if you would like a little more space | 1.4741 | 0.05838 | 135 | 85 | 36 | 14 |
219 | The prior owners were recently separated. | 1.4737 | 0.06543 | 133 | 91 | 21 | 21 |
220 | But it's your choice. Clockwise. Or counterclockwise. | 1.4733 | 0.05869 | 131 | 82 | 36 | 13 |
221 | I suggest that if you want to get into this house now, timing is everything. | 1.4729 | 0.06330 | 129 | 85 | 27 | 17 |
222 | You know what we say in real estate, rotation, rotation, rotation. | 1.4729 | 0.05832 | 129 | 80 | 37 | 12 |
223 | This neighborhood checks all your boxes -- a volcano, a waterfall, and a giant clown head. | 1.4724 | 0.05790 | 127 | 78 | 38 | 11 |
224 | Each of the 18 properties is unique while still sharing our signature feature of "the large round hole in the yard." | 1.4724 | 0.05681 | 127 | 77 | 40 | 10 |
225 | How's your timing? | 1.4720 | 0.06072 | 125 | 79 | 33 | 13 |
226 | Well, as with buying any new home, it's all about timing. | 1.4718 | 0.05627 | 142 | 89 | 39 | 14 |
227 | It’s a fast moving market, but if you time the entrance right this could be a hole in one. | 1.4715 | 0.06665 | 123 | 83 | 22 | 18 |
228 | Any questions? | 1.4715 | 0.06035 | 123 | 77 | 34 | 12 |
229 | Three words: timing, timing, timing. | 1.4715 | 0.06357 | 123 | 80 | 28 | 15 |
230 | You did ask for a Dutch Colonial on a golf course. | 1.4711 | 0.06436 | 121 | 79 | 27 | 15 |
231 | It's a one bedroom, one bath, par five. | 1.4710 | 0.06102 | 138 | 91 | 29 | 18 |
232 | ...and it is indeed on a golf course, as you requested. | 1.4706 | 0.05711 | 136 | 85 | 38 | 13 |
233 | A par 3 seemed to be more within your budget. | 1.4706 | 0.05615 | 136 | 84 | 40 | 12 |
234 | You asked to see a house on a golf course. | 1.4706 | 0.06065 | 119 | 74 | 34 | 11 |
235 | This is Trump golf. He hates the word 'miniature.' | 1.4701 | 0.06329 | 134 | 90 | 25 | 19 |
236 | Now this is not your run-of-the-mill house! | 1.4701 | 0.06149 | 134 | 88 | 29 | 17 |
237 | “You’re in luck, this dude from La Mancha is anxious to sell” | 1.4700 | 0.07171 | 100 | 66 | 21 | 13 |
238 | I'm sorry, for the budget that you gave me, this is the only listing available with old world charm, in a gated community, on a course! | 1.4690 | 0.05711 | 145 | 93 | 36 | 16 |
239 | Did I mention it's the only par 3 left in the neighborhood? | 1.4690 | 0.05454 | 145 | 90 | 42 | 13 |
240 | Of course, on windy days, we suggest using the back door. | 1.4688 | 0.06170 | 128 | 83 | 30 | 15 |
241 | The good news is, it’s $300k less than the Clown’s Mouth. | 1.4685 | 0.06246 | 111 | 69 | 32 | 10 |
242 | Of course the neighbors will want to play through | 1.4676 | 0.05713 | 139 | 88 | 37 | 14 |
243 | We also have hole 8 available with a waterfall view. | 1.4676 | 0.05621 | 139 | 87 | 39 | 13 |
244 | I can also show you something in a par 3. | 1.4672 | 0.06179 | 122 | 78 | 31 | 13 |
245 | I think you may have misunderstood the golf membership | 1.4672 | 0.05866 | 137 | 88 | 34 | 15 |
246 | It's hit or miss, really. | 1.4662 | 0.05865 | 148 | 98 | 31 | 19 |
247 | It's not your run-of-the-mill house. | 1.4662 | 0.06089 | 133 | 87 | 30 | 16 |
248 | It's a 3 bedroom 2 bath par 3 | 1.4658 | 0.05681 | 146 | 94 | 36 | 16 |
249 | It gets great light...then not so great...then great again...then not so great... | 1.4656 | 0.05765 | 131 | 82 | 37 | 12 |
250 | I'll draft the offer and get the ball rolling but timing is everything. | 1.4653 | 0.05739 | 144 | 93 | 35 | 16 |
251 | Timing is everything. | 1.4651 | 0.05931 | 129 | 82 | 34 | 13 |
252 | Three things. Rotation. Rotation. Rotation. | 1.4643 | 0.05860 | 140 | 91 | 33 | 16 |
253 | And then there's the 2 par garage... | 1.4643 | 0.05498 | 140 | 87 | 41 | 12 |
254 | What you need is a house that says ‘We’re the Johnsons! We’re fun...We’re whimsical...We’re a little bit dangerous...’” | 1.4643 | 0.06333 | 112 | 71 | 30 | 11 |
255 | I think the 7th hole is more in your price range. | 1.4638 | 0.06011 | 138 | 91 | 30 | 17 |
256 | This is a charming 2-bedroom, 2-bath, par 4. | 1.4634 | 0.05690 | 123 | 75 | 39 | 9 |
257 | Oh, once you get the timing right, you'll never even notice... | 1.4634 | 0.05806 | 123 | 76 | 37 | 10 |
258 | There's a castle on the next green if you want something more upscale. | 1.4634 | 0.06141 | 123 | 79 | 31 | 13 |
259 | Would you like to take a look at the lighthouse before making up your mind ? | 1.4631 | 0.05834 | 149 | 99 | 31 | 19 |
260 | Well, you said you wanted a house on a golf course... | 1.4622 | 0.06404 | 119 | 78 | 27 | 14 |
261 | After this, we'll go visit a wonderful 3 bed, 2 bath shoe. | 1.4621 | 0.06122 | 132 | 87 | 29 | 16 |
262 | Location isn’ t everything..it’s timing. | 1.4621 | 0.05624 | 145 | 93 | 37 | 15 |
263 | You have to admit, it is not your run of the mill type place | 1.4615 | 0.05997 | 130 | 84 | 32 | 14 |
264 | Yes, the clown's mouth is cheaper, but it lacks curb appeal. | 1.4615 | 0.05767 | 143 | 93 | 34 | 16 |
265 | It’s not your run-of-the-mill rental. | 1.4615 | 0.06095 | 130 | 85 | 30 | 15 |
266 | Of course, like life, timing is everthing | 1.4610 | 0.05999 | 141 | 94 | 29 | 18 |
267 | Location certainly matters, but so does timing! | 1.4609 | 0.06065 | 128 | 83 | 31 | 14 |
268 | Not to worry, it's actually a very tricky shot. | 1.4609 | 0.06333 | 115 | 74 | 29 | 12 |
269 | Well, just a quick warning, with this place timing is everything! | 1.4609 | 0.06452 | 115 | 75 | 27 | 13 |
270 | Now, timing is critical for this open house. | 1.4604 | 0.05977 | 139 | 92 | 30 | 17 |
271 | You said you wanted something reasonably priced on a golf course.... | 1.4604 | 0.05800 | 139 | 90 | 34 | 15 |
272 | Timing is the key. | 1.4603 | 0.06032 | 126 | 81 | 32 | 13 |
273 | And it has excellent ventilation. | 1.4597 | 0.05771 | 124 | 77 | 37 | 10 |
274 | Sure, let's talk about the elephant in the corner. | 1.4593 | 0.05926 | 135 | 88 | 32 | 15 |
275 | We think it might be gophers. | 1.4590 | 0.05600 | 122 | 74 | 40 | 8 |
276 | It's a two bed, two bath, par three... | 1.4590 | 0.05720 | 122 | 75 | 38 | 9 |
277 | Well you did say you always wanted to live on a golf course, Harold. | 1.4590 | 0.06284 | 122 | 80 | 28 | 14 |
278 | If you like the property, I think the timing is perfect to get in now. | 1.4583 | 0.06471 | 120 | 80 | 25 | 15 |
279 | Tiny house, green energy source, located next to the fairway... I think you'll find this listing checks all the boxes! | 1.4583 | 0.05785 | 120 | 74 | 37 | 9 |
280 | Well of course you've heard the three most important words in real estate-rotation, rotation, rotation. | 1.4580 | 0.06059 | 131 | 86 | 30 | 15 |
281 | Sustainable power and a golf course - seems to check all your boxes | 1.4579 | 0.06543 | 107 | 69 | 27 | 11 |
282 | When we said we wanted to live on a golf course, I don’t think this is quite what we had in mind. | 1.4577 | 0.05795 | 142 | 93 | 33 | 16 |
283 | And, as you can see, it truly is right on the golf course. | 1.4576 | 0.05853 | 118 | 73 | 36 | 9 |
284 | If you have one of those small pencils, I'll write up the contract now. | 1.4576 | 0.06771 | 118 | 81 | 20 | 17 |
285 | The previous owner died in a freak accident. | 1.4571 | 0.05768 | 140 | 91 | 34 | 15 |
286 | On windy days, I suggest working at home... | 1.4569 | 0.06290 | 116 | 75 | 29 | 12 |
287 | Follow me in on the count of three. | 1.4567 | 0.06098 | 127 | 83 | 30 | 14 |
288 | It's a charming three-bedroom, three-bath par-three. | 1.4567 | 0.05783 | 127 | 80 | 36 | 11 |
289 | This Dutch charmer overlooks the seventh hole. | 1.4567 | 0.05995 | 127 | 82 | 32 | 13 |
290 | Unfortunately, the house by the waterfall is out of your price range. | 1.4567 | 0.05674 | 127 | 79 | 38 | 10 |
291 | I know the tiny house craze is over but the mini-golf house market is just heating up. | 1.4567 | 0.05674 | 127 | 79 | 38 | 10 |
292 | Salesmen and missionaries think twice before ringing your doorbell. | 1.4560 | 0.06065 | 125 | 81 | 31 | 13 |
293 | An opportunity like this only comes around every so often. | 1.4560 | 0.05848 | 125 | 79 | 35 | 11 |
294 | Make sure you look both ways before you walk out of the door. | 1.4560 | 0.06065 | 125 | 81 | 31 | 13 |
295 | So. . .would you like to putt in an offer? | 1.4558 | 0.05565 | 147 | 95 | 37 | 15 |
296 | And the best part is, that hole leads straight to the parking garage. | 1.4553 | 0.06350 | 123 | 82 | 26 | 15 |
297 | I would argue it’s EXACTLY what the listing said: “Green energy home with European feel. On the course.” | 1.4553 | 0.06027 | 123 | 79 | 32 | 12 |
298 | As I was saying, timing is everything. | 1.4553 | 0.06454 | 123 | 83 | 24 | 16 |
299 | I'd act fast, the foot traffic on this property has been unbelievable. | 1.4552 | 0.05667 | 134 | 85 | 37 | 12 |
300 | And the location is great. I just sold the shoe next door to a little old woman. | 1.4552 | 0.05765 | 134 | 86 | 35 | 13 |
301 | If you don’t like this floor plan, we have 17 more to choose from. | 1.4552 | 0.05956 | 134 | 88 | 31 | 15 |
302 | As we say in the real estate business, it's all about "timing, timing, timing." | 1.4552 | 0.05705 | 145 | 95 | 34 | 16 |
303 | Two bed, one bath, par 4 | 1.4545 | 0.06023 | 132 | 87 | 30 | 15 |
304 | Before we get to the showing, remember that timing is key. | 1.4545 | 0.06666 | 110 | 73 | 24 | 13 |
305 | Your mortgage statements will be written with a stubby pencil on a little card, and will probably not be accurate. | 1.4545 | 0.05590 | 143 | 92 | 37 | 14 |
306 | If you are a drinking man we should look elsewhere | 1.4539 | 0.05557 | 141 | 90 | 38 | 13 |
307 | It tends to get a bit noisy in the summer months, but that's par for the course around here. | 1.4539 | 0.05736 | 141 | 92 | 34 | 15 |
308 | You hated the clown on hole 6, and you hate the windmill. Do you want to live on a golf course or not? | 1.4528 | 0.06306 | 106 | 67 | 30 | 9 |
309 | What we're offering is a lifestyle that's high on whimsy and low on maintenance." | 1.4528 | 0.06162 | 106 | 66 | 32 | 8 |
310 | On a windy day, use the back door. | 1.4527 | 0.05367 | 148 | 94 | 41 | 13 |
311 | It’s a three bedroom, two bath, par three. | 1.4527 | 0.05858 | 148 | 100 | 29 | 19 |
312 | 90% of the balls never make it this far. It's safer than a bocce ball court. | 1.4524 | 0.05921 | 126 | 81 | 33 | 12 |
313 | This is the only golf retirement community you can afford. | 1.4522 | 0.06327 | 115 | 75 | 28 | 12 |
314 | If you want in, we gotta act fast. In this neighborhood, timing is everything. | 1.4522 | 0.06206 | 115 | 74 | 30 | 11 |
315 | And the best part is, you can charge your Tesla for free. | 1.4522 | 0.06564 | 115 | 77 | 24 | 14 |
316 | It's a 2 bath, 3 bed, 4 par. | 1.4519 | 0.05732 | 135 | 87 | 35 | 13 |
317 | Ready to get swept off your feet? | 1.4519 | 0.05635 | 135 | 86 | 37 | 12 |
318 | You could putter around the yard to your heart's content. | 1.4516 | 0.05879 | 124 | 79 | 34 | 11 |
319 | If you're interested in this house, know that timing is everything. | 1.4516 | 0.05879 | 124 | 79 | 34 | 11 |
320 | It looked different on Zillow ? | 1.4513 | 0.06284 | 113 | 73 | 29 | 11 |
321 | I’ll see what I can do but no one gets this property on their first shot. | 1.4511 | 0.06082 | 133 | 89 | 28 | 16 |
322 | You said you wanted a house on a golf course. | 1.4508 | 0.06279 | 122 | 81 | 27 | 14 |
323 | Yes, indeed. Timing is everything. | 1.4508 | 0.06170 | 122 | 80 | 29 | 13 |
324 | Location? No, no, no. In real estate, it's timing, timing, timing. | 1.4504 | 0.06055 | 131 | 87 | 29 | 15 |
325 | This one's gonna sell fast. It's the only par-3 in the neighborhood. | 1.4500 | 0.05490 | 140 | 89 | 39 | 12 |
326 | To get you into this one timing's everything. | 1.4500 | 0.05899 | 120 | 76 | 34 | 10 |
327 | Oh, there are a couple of easements that I should probably mention. | 1.4500 | 0.05490 | 140 | 89 | 39 | 12 |
328 | I can get you into this house, but timing is everything | 1.4496 | 0.05923 | 129 | 84 | 32 | 13 |
329 | In this business, timing is everything. | 1.4496 | 0.05608 | 129 | 81 | 38 | 10 |
330 | On the bright side, very few people can make this shot. | 1.4493 | 0.05915 | 138 | 92 | 30 | 16 |
331 | We can't keep going round and round on the price. There's a foursome waiting. | 1.4490 | 0.05391 | 147 | 94 | 40 | 13 |
332 | Just some parting words of advice - don’t text and walk. | 1.4488 | 0.05990 | 127 | 83 | 31 | 13 |
333 | ...and the Hubbards are just two streets over in the shoe | 1.4488 | 0.06295 | 127 | 86 | 25 | 16 |
334 | Your timing will be crucial for this property. | 1.4488 | 0.06295 | 127 | 86 | 25 | 16 |
335 | Once you get the timing down I think you’ll really like it here. | 1.4485 | 0.05794 | 136 | 89 | 33 | 14 |
336 | Well yes, there is no driveway, but that's kind of the point. | 1.4485 | 0.06070 | 136 | 92 | 27 | 17 |
337 | It's on a golf course, it's close to church, and it's eco-friendly. What else could you want? | 1.4485 | 0.05887 | 136 | 90 | 31 | 15 |
338 | Mexico will pay for the windmill. | 1.4483 | 0.05784 | 145 | 97 | 31 | 17 |
339 | It's 2 bedrooms, 1 1/2 baths and a par 3. | 1.4480 | 0.06059 | 125 | 82 | 30 | 13 |
340 | And of course any late rent payments will result in a two stroke penalty. | 1.4480 | 0.05952 | 125 | 81 | 32 | 12 |
341 | This house perfectly fits your criteria - a traditional design near a golf course. | 1.4478 | 0.05857 | 134 | 88 | 32 | 14 |
342 | This offer should go through easily, but we’ll have to time it just right. | 1.4478 | 0.05760 | 134 | 87 | 34 | 13 |
343 | In this case, it’s “timing, timing, timing.” | 1.4478 | 0.06138 | 134 | 91 | 26 | 17 |
344 | Now I have to warn you,the front door is a little tricky. | 1.4476 | 0.06345 | 105 | 67 | 29 | 9 |
345 | As with all real estate, timing is crucial. | 1.4476 | 0.05673 | 143 | 94 | 34 | 15 |
346 | Good news, Mr. and Mrs. Quixote! Your dream home is no longer impossible! | 1.4474 | 0.05738 | 152 | 103 | 30 | 19 |
347 | Trust me folks, around here below par is a good thing. | 1.4474 | 0.06116 | 114 | 73 | 31 | 10 |
348 | Listen, real estate is all about timing. | 1.4472 | 0.06239 | 123 | 82 | 27 | 14 |
349 | ...And you never have to worry about door-to-door salesmen. | 1.4472 | 0.05910 | 123 | 79 | 33 | 11 |
350 | Did I mention proximity to recreational activities? | 1.4472 | 0.05561 | 123 | 76 | 39 | 8 |
351 | You said you were looking for a Dutch colonial? | 1.4468 | 0.05552 | 141 | 91 | 37 | 13 |
352 | The pirate ship is taken. This is the best we have | 1.4463 | 0.05979 | 121 | 78 | 32 | 11 |
353 | I also have something on the back-nine with a water feature. | 1.4459 | 0.05448 | 148 | 96 | 38 | 14 |
354 | Let’s get the ball rolling if you think the timing’s right. | 1.4459 | 0.05452 | 157 | 104 | 36 | 17 |
355 | This is the only Dutch colonial I could find in your price range. | 1.4454 | 0.06281 | 119 | 79 | 27 | 13 |
356 | It's a great deal, quite a bit less than you usually pay for a place on a golf course. | 1.4453 | 0.05849 | 128 | 83 | 33 | 12 |
357 | It’s perfect. You’ll be downsizing... and living on a golf course. | 1.4453 | 0.05635 | 128 | 81 | 37 | 10 |
358 | It depends on how much you putt down. | 1.4453 | 0.06122 | 137 | 94 | 25 | 18 |
359 | On a windy day, it generates its own power AND keeps away Jehovah's Witnesses. | 1.4453 | 0.05944 | 137 | 92 | 29 | 16 |
360 | Compared to other houses in the neighborhood, it's above par." | 1.4444 | 0.05728 | 144 | 96 | 32 | 16 |
361 | It wasn’t easy finding something in your price range that was in a family friendly neighborhood and on a golf course. | 1.4444 | 0.05917 | 135 | 90 | 30 | 15 |
362 | The seller is very motivated. | 1.4444 | 0.05467 | 144 | 93 | 38 | 13 |
363 | Gotta move fast on this one. shall we get the ball rolling? | 1.4444 | 0.06010 | 135 | 91 | 28 | 16 |
364 | It's the original air bnb." | 1.4444 | 0.05727 | 135 | 88 | 34 | 13 |
365 | This particular tiny house is exotic, quixotic, and a step up from your current shoe. | 1.4444 | 0.06022 | 126 | 83 | 30 | 13 |
366 | I was told they were very happy here before the accident. | 1.4437 | 0.05522 | 142 | 92 | 37 | 13 |
367 | When you're thinking of getting into a home, timing is everything. | 1.4435 | 0.05983 | 124 | 81 | 31 | 12 |
368 | The owner recently relocated the hole to the front yard to cut down on through traffic. | 1.4430 | 0.05419 | 149 | 97 | 38 | 14 |
369 | ...I'm telling you ...in this neighborhood timing is everything | 1.4429 | 0.05294 | 140 | 88 | 42 | 10 |
370 | The timing was off for the last couple who were interested in this property. | 1.4429 | 0.05294 | 140 | 88 | 42 | 10 |
371 | It's no ordinary run-of-a-mill home. | 1.4427 | 0.05648 | 131 | 84 | 36 | 11 |
372 | Amazon delivery is hit or miss. | 1.4427 | 0.05852 | 131 | 86 | 32 | 13 |
373 | Just remember the three R's--Rotation, rotation, rotation. | 1.4426 | 0.06486 | 122 | 84 | 22 | 16 |
374 | In your price range, this is the closest you'll come to golf course living. | 1.4425 | 0.06151 | 113 | 73 | 30 | 10 |
375 | I usually tell my clients that it's all about "location, location, location." In this case, the timing is key. | 1.4425 | 0.06021 | 113 | 72 | 32 | 9 |
376 | Yes, didn't I say it was on a golf course? | 1.4420 | 0.05541 | 138 | 89 | 37 | 12 |
377 | I understand. The timing has to be right." | 1.4417 | 0.06460 | 120 | 82 | 23 | 15 |
378 | The rent is reasonable, and the electric bill is practically nil | 1.4417 | 0.05650 | 120 | 75 | 37 | 8 |
379 | I mean, you said you were in the market for a Dutch colonial... | 1.4414 | 0.05526 | 145 | 95 | 36 | 14 |
380 | It's small, but it's right on the golf course. | 1.4414 | 0.05259 | 145 | 92 | 42 | 11 |
381 | It's a par 4, but I think I can get them down to 3. | 1.4412 | 0.05298 | 136 | 85 | 42 | 9 |
382 | It's in great shape. The seller is a little old lady who downsized to a shoe. | 1.4409 | 0.05984 | 127 | 84 | 30 | 13 |
383 | I think we preferred the 7th hole - better schools... | 1.4409 | 0.06190 | 127 | 86 | 26 | 15 |
384 | This isn't just your run of the mill home.... | 1.4409 | 0.05984 | 127 | 84 | 30 | 13 |
385 | I admit, ‘central air’ may have been a little misleading. | 1.4407 | 0.05840 | 118 | 75 | 34 | 9 |
386 | No, that's old news. The neighborhood association has taken care of Mr. Quixote. | 1.4403 | 0.05851 | 134 | 89 | 31 | 14 |
387 | I understand your skepticism, but I sense the developer is serious about limiting this subdivision to just the 18 units. | 1.4400 | 0.05946 | 125 | 82 | 31 | 12 |
388 | Timing will be everything. | 1.4400 | 0.06054 | 125 | 83 | 29 | 13 |
389 | ... and don't forget to have your key ready. | 1.4400 | 0.05946 | 125 | 82 | 31 | 12 |
390 | At the end of the day, there's risk involved in any home purchase. | 1.4397 | 0.05814 | 141 | 95 | 30 | 16 |
391 | If you wanna get in on the ground floor, timing is everything. | 1.4397 | 0.06396 | 116 | 78 | 25 | 13 |
392 | Please understand Mr. and Mrs. Quixote, the entire neighborhood has a vivid imagination. | 1.4390 | 0.05903 | 123 | 80 | 32 | 11 |
393 | This is no run-of-the-mill property. | 1.4390 | 0.05673 | 123 | 78 | 36 | 9 |
394 | Of course, the property values are on par with the neighbors'. | 1.4386 | 0.05980 | 114 | 73 | 32 | 9 |
395 | There are only 17 other homes in this neighborhood. | 1.4386 | 0.06109 | 114 | 74 | 30 | 10 |
396 | A windmill at this price is par for the course. | 1.4385 | 0.05779 | 130 | 85 | 33 | 12 |
397 | I'll show you the inside when the wind dies down. | 1.4375 | 0.06054 | 112 | 72 | 31 | 9 |
398 | The seller is willing to throw in a lifetime supply of tiny pencils. | 1.4375 | 0.06564 | 112 | 76 | 23 | 13 |
399 | The previous owner had 4 strokes before he finally moved on. | 1.4375 | 0.05843 | 128 | 84 | 32 | 12 |
400 | Timing is critical. | 1.4375 | 0.05947 | 128 | 85 | 30 | 13 |
401 | It’s only dangerous to leave the house in windy days | 1.4375 | 0.05189 | 144 | 91 | 43 | 10 |
402 | If you don’t like this one, there’s a gorgeous clown’s mouth in foreclosure just across from the waterfall. | 1.4370 | 0.06096 | 135 | 93 | 25 | 17 |
403 | You said an original home on a golf course | 1.4370 | 0.05817 | 135 | 90 | 31 | 14 |
404 | Remember: It's all about rotation, rotation, rotation. | 1.4370 | 0.05911 | 135 | 91 | 29 | 15 |
405 | Really don't know what happened to the former owner but I heard that it had something to do with bad timing. | 1.4370 | 0.06387 | 119 | 81 | 24 | 14 |
406 | Well, if you decide to purchase the place, just remember-Timing is everything. | 1.4370 | 0.06387 | 119 | 81 | 24 | 14 |
407 | The only downside is that your neighbor is kind of a clown. | 1.4366 | 0.05606 | 142 | 94 | 34 | 14 |
408 | I assure you, this is no run-of-the-mill house. | 1.4366 | 0.05695 | 142 | 95 | 32 | 15 |
409 | We call this model the “Home-in-one!” | 1.4365 | 0.06015 | 126 | 84 | 29 | 13 |
410 | I know it's at the upper end of your price range, but it is a Par 4. | 1.4365 | 0.05690 | 126 | 81 | 35 | 10 |
411 | This unit is on par with other houses in the market. | 1.4365 | 0.05462 | 126 | 79 | 39 | 8 |
412 | Don’t worry. They usually miss. | 1.4365 | 0.05690 | 126 | 81 | 35 | 10 |
413 | It's the latest thing in mixed-use development. | 1.4364 | 0.06898 | 110 | 77 | 18 | 15 |
414 | If you want to get in this place we have to act right now. | 1.4361 | 0.05783 | 133 | 88 | 32 | 13 |
415 | In Real Estate timing is everything, especially with this house. | 1.4361 | 0.05683 | 133 | 87 | 34 | 12 |
416 | It became available when the last owner, and his horse, moved to Spain | 1.4361 | 0.06164 | 133 | 92 | 24 | 17 |
417 | I’d recommend moving quickly — timing is critical. | 1.4361 | 0.05880 | 133 | 89 | 30 | 14 |
418 | It’s energy efficient, Dutch inspired, and has a path to a lovely water feature. | 1.4359 | 0.06353 | 117 | 79 | 25 | 13 |
419 | I can only think of one drawback. | 1.4359 | 0.06116 | 117 | 77 | 29 | 11 |
420 | You just have to time it. | 1.4357 | 0.05479 | 140 | 91 | 37 | 12 |
421 | Some say location, location, location. But this place is all about timing, timing, timing. | 1.4357 | 0.05572 | 140 | 92 | 35 | 13 |
422 | First question I always ask: How are your reflexes? | 1.4357 | 0.05288 | 140 | 89 | 41 | 10 |
423 | Do you like to putter around the house? | 1.4354 | 0.05467 | 147 | 97 | 36 | 14 |
424 | Oh, and one more thing. Please, PLEASE remember to answer the doorbell within 27 seconds. | 1.4354 | 0.05293 | 147 | 95 | 40 | 12 |
425 | Not ON the 18th hole. It IS the 18th hole. | 1.4354 | 0.05551 | 147 | 98 | 34 | 15 |
426 | I also have a charming 3 bedroom inside a clown's mouth. | 1.4354 | 0.05798 | 147 | 101 | 28 | 18 |
427 | I also have a very nice castle with a moat and draw bridge. | 1.4352 | 0.06614 | 108 | 73 | 23 | 12 |
428 | Maybe the merry-go-round is closer to your price range. | 1.4351 | 0.05641 | 131 | 85 | 35 | 11 |
429 | It's a time share. You can enter at 10 second intervals. | 1.4351 | 0.05745 | 131 | 86 | 33 | 12 |
430 | Of course price is always important, but with this property timing is everything. | 1.4351 | 0.05429 | 131 | 83 | 39 | 9 |
431 | It's a gated community...but only in 3-second intervals. | 1.4351 | 0.05745 | 131 | 86 | 33 | 12 |
432 | On the bright side, it could be a shoe. | 1.4348 | 0.05438 | 138 | 89 | 38 | 11 |
433 | I can even give you a sub-par loan. | 1.4345 | 0.05775 | 145 | 99 | 29 | 17 |
434 | It’s really only an issue when it’s windy. | 1.4345 | 0.05691 | 145 | 98 | 31 | 16 |
435 | There is one easement in the deed that I think you should read. | 1.4344 | 0.05581 | 122 | 77 | 37 | 8 |
436 | This is about as close as you can get to the 9th green in your price range. | 1.4344 | 0.05818 | 122 | 79 | 33 | 10 |
437 | Think of it as Dutch Revival meets Maralago. | 1.4344 | 0.06158 | 122 | 82 | 27 | 13 |
438 | The Quixotes are very motivated sellers. | 1.4344 | 0.05581 | 122 | 77 | 37 | 8 |
439 | You've got to move fast. | 1.4338 | 0.05592 | 136 | 89 | 35 | 12 |
440 | I have another property I'd like to show you. An old lady is moving our of her shoe. | 1.4338 | 0.05493 | 136 | 88 | 37 | 11 |
441 | We'll,there's this lovely old shoe we could look at. | 1.4336 | 0.06637 | 113 | 78 | 21 | 14 |
442 | It’s downsizing and on the golf course. Best of both worlds! | 1.4336 | 0.05396 | 143 | 93 | 38 | 12 |
443 | You’ll hear ‘location, location, location,’ a lot, but with this one it’s all about timing. | 1.4333 | 0.06003 | 120 | 79 | 30 | 11 |
444 | Getting through the door will be easy once you get the timing down. | 1.4331 | 0.05872 | 127 | 84 | 31 | 12 |
445 | Golf course view, miniature price. | 1.4331 | 0.05765 | 127 | 83 | 33 | 11 |
446 | The window of opportunity is closing fast. | 1.4328 | 0.05238 | 134 | 84 | 42 | 8 |
447 | In real estate, everything is timing. | 1.4328 | 0.05845 | 134 | 90 | 30 | 14 |
448 | This is not your run-of-the-mill place. | 1.4326 | 0.05809 | 141 | 96 | 29 | 16 |
449 | It's not just a game, it's a lifestyle | 1.4318 | 0.05710 | 132 | 87 | 33 | 12 |
450 | Actually no, it's coal powered. | 1.4318 | 0.06102 | 132 | 91 | 25 | 16 |
451 | Its definitely above par for this neighborhood. | 1.4318 | 0.05710 | 132 | 87 | 33 | 12 |
452 | Don't let the door hit you on your way in. | 1.4317 | 0.05781 | 139 | 94 | 30 | 15 |
453 | Why not just putt in an offer and see where it goes? | 1.4314 | 0.05468 | 153 | 103 | 34 | 16 |
454 | An open concept, energy efficient and steps to a golf course; this is everything you’re looking for. | 1.4312 | 0.06693 | 109 | 75 | 21 | 13 |
455 | I'd also recommend hazard insurance. | 1.4310 | 0.05772 | 116 | 74 | 34 | 8 |
456 | As far as rentals go, this one is par for the course. | 1.4309 | 0.06008 | 123 | 82 | 29 | 12 |
457 | We'll view the interior once the wind dies down. | 1.4309 | 0.05665 | 123 | 79 | 35 | 9 |
458 | We made Holland pay for it | 1.4308 | 0.06172 | 130 | 90 | 24 | 16 |
459 | Right on the golf course as you requested. | 1.4308 | 0.05562 | 130 | 84 | 36 | 10 |
460 | It's crazy but timing is everything if you want to get into a place like this... | 1.4307 | 0.05933 | 137 | 94 | 27 | 16 |
461 | Built in renewable energy. Built in pet door. Small in ground pool. This won't be on the market long. | 1.4306 | 0.05885 | 144 | 100 | 26 | 18 |
462 | And the yard is great for just puttering around! | 1.4298 | 0.05972 | 114 | 74 | 31 | 9 |
463 | For a par three, this is an absolute steal. | 1.4297 | 0.05621 | 128 | 83 | 35 | 10 |
464 | On the plus side, the ball rarely lands in your living room. | 1.4296 | 0.05417 | 135 | 87 | 38 | 10 |
465 | This is a very exclusive development with only 17 other neighbors. | 1.4296 | 0.05518 | 135 | 88 | 36 | 11 |
466 | It does require balls to live here. | 1.4286 | 0.05748 | 140 | 95 | 30 | 15 |
467 | Not exactly what I had in mind when I said I wanted a house with a white picket fence. | 1.4286 | 0.05794 | 119 | 77 | 33 | 9 |
468 | The seller, Mr. Gulliver, will still maintain play through privileges. | 1.4286 | 0.05682 | 126 | 82 | 34 | 10 |
469 | And the value is well above par for the neighborhood. | 1.4286 | 0.05150 | 133 | 83 | 43 | 7 |
470 | The last owners died suddenly. | 1.4286 | 0.05776 | 133 | 89 | 31 | 13 |
471 | It comes with a fenced-in yard, but that's par for the course in this neighborhood | 1.4286 | 0.05793 | 126 | 83 | 32 | 11 |
472 | We could probably low ball them, but we'll need to time it perfectly. | 1.4286 | 0.05711 | 147 | 101 | 29 | 17 |
473 | In this market, timing is key. | 1.4276 | 0.05427 | 145 | 96 | 36 | 13 |
474 | You're in luck - this gem is definitely not your run-of-the-mill property... | 1.4275 | 0.05634 | 131 | 86 | 34 | 11 |
475 | I can show you the inside but we're gonna have to make a run for it. | 1.4275 | 0.05529 | 131 | 85 | 36 | 10 |
476 | I think I can get you into this complex if we time it right. | 1.4275 | 0.05312 | 131 | 83 | 40 | 8 |
477 | With your budget, this is the best place I can find you on a golf course. | 1.4274 | 0.06185 | 124 | 85 | 25 | 14 |
478 | With this model you have no unsightly solar panels and you naturally repel solicitors. | 1.4274 | 0.05969 | 124 | 83 | 29 | 12 |
479 | Yes, we can install Dutch Doors. | 1.4274 | 0.06078 | 124 | 84 | 27 | 13 |
480 | And at a par-3, it's right in your range! | 1.4274 | 0.05969 | 124 | 83 | 29 | 12 |
481 | It's a 3 bedroom, 2 bathroom, par 4. | 1.4265 | 0.05486 | 136 | 89 | 36 | 11 |
482 | I can promise you this: All your Prius-driving friends are going to be insanely jealous. | 1.4265 | 0.05777 | 136 | 92 | 30 | 14 |
483 | Nearby you have a Covered Bridge, a Paddle Wheel, and there's a Loop de Loop just down the street. | 1.4264 | 0.05695 | 129 | 85 | 33 | 11 |
484 | You asked for Dutch doors. | 1.4262 | 0.05693 | 122 | 79 | 34 | 9 |
485 | You might want to use the back entrance during tee times. | 1.4262 | 0.06259 | 122 | 84 | 24 | 14 |
486 | Before we go in, I have to ask if you have good reflexes. | 1.4262 | 0.05449 | 122 | 77 | 38 | 7 |
487 | I know you were looking for a par 3, but this just came on the market and it is loaded with Old World charm". | 1.4254 | 0.05441 | 134 | 87 | 37 | 10 |
488 | The property is fully carpeted, but that's par for the course. | 1.4254 | 0.05441 | 134 | 87 | 37 | 10 |
489 | It's not your typical 'run of the mill' type establishment. | 1.4254 | 0.05643 | 134 | 89 | 33 | 12 |
490 | And it is more reasonably priced than the Gingerbread House. | 1.4250 | 0.05995 | 120 | 80 | 29 | 11 |
491 | As promised, an affordable home on a golf course... | 1.4250 | 0.05877 | 120 | 79 | 31 | 10 |
492 | For your price range, this is a real hole-in-one. | 1.4248 | 0.06133 | 113 | 75 | 28 | 10 |
493 | Noisy, sure. But way less creepy than the Clown's Head walk up we saw earlier. | 1.4247 | 0.05309 | 146 | 96 | 38 | 12 |
494 | I'm sensing you're concerned with more than just the size of the property. | 1.4245 | 0.05497 | 139 | 92 | 35 | 12 |
495 | Yes, life on a golf course has its challenges. But in this case they are miniature. | 1.4245 | 0.05864 | 139 | 96 | 27 | 16 |
496 | Well, you said you wanted to go dutch! | 1.4242 | 0.05390 | 132 | 85 | 38 | 9 |
497 | Solar panels just seemed too obtrusive. | 1.4242 | 0.05703 | 132 | 88 | 32 | 12 |
498 | The only negative is trying to get into the house on a windy day. | 1.4240 | 0.05821 | 125 | 83 | 31 | 11 |
499 | It's a great place to putter around. | 1.4240 | 0.05360 | 125 | 79 | 39 | 7 |
500 | Don't worry, hardly anybody makes that shot. But just be careful how you arrange your furniture. | 1.4238 | 0.05352 | 151 | 101 | 36 | 14 |
501 | Yes, but do you really want to deal with the draw bridge on hole 3 everyday? | 1.4237 | 0.06185 | 118 | 80 | 26 | 12 |
502 | If you want something a bit nicer, there's a par four right on the water. | 1.4237 | 0.06301 | 118 | 81 | 24 | 13 |
503 | It’s a green home. And on a golf course. What more could you want? | 1.4236 | 0.05269 | 144 | 94 | 39 | 11 |
504 | Any house can have a little white fence, but this one will be earning you a massive carbon credit. | 1.4231 | 0.05660 | 130 | 86 | 33 | 11 |
505 | As a home it’s pretty run of the mill | 1.4231 | 0.05968 | 130 | 89 | 27 | 14 |
506 | And the view of the clown's mouth from the master bedroom is amazing. | 1.4228 | 0.05402 | 149 | 100 | 35 | 14 |
507 | I'm pleased to meet you on behalf of Quixote Realty. | 1.4226 | 0.05439 | 168 | 118 | 29 | 21 |
508 | You did say you wanted something near a golf course. | 1.4225 | 0.05412 | 142 | 94 | 36 | 12 |
509 | To get into this house, timing is everything. | 1.4224 | 0.05891 | 116 | 76 | 31 | 9 |
510 | Of course in real estate...timing is everything | 1.4219 | 0.05502 | 128 | 83 | 36 | 9 |
511 | Look, in your price range, this the the best retirement home on a golf course you’re gonna find.” | 1.4218 | 0.05454 | 147 | 99 | 34 | 14 |
512 | Oh, yes, timing IS everything. | 1.4218 | 0.05454 | 147 | 99 | 34 | 14 |
513 | It's a great fixer-upper if you're on the ball and like to putter around the house. | 1.4218 | 0.05539 | 147 | 100 | 32 | 15 |
514 | Frankly, this is the only place within your handicap. | 1.4215 | 0.05598 | 121 | 78 | 35 | 8 |
515 | What's makes this property unique is the timed entrance. | 1.4214 | 0.05651 | 140 | 95 | 31 | 14 |
516 | It's vintage Dutch colonial. | 1.4214 | 0.05741 | 140 | 96 | 29 | 15 |
517 | Yes Maam, but, in my professional opinion, timing is everything. | 1.4211 | 0.05158 | 152 | 100 | 40 | 12 |
518 | Waterfront? Let me show you something on the back nine. | 1.4211 | 0.06341 | 114 | 78 | 24 | 12 |
519 | The former owner? Sadly, just a freak accident that could have been prevented by good timing. | 1.4211 | 0.05769 | 133 | 90 | 30 | 13 |
520 | I'm legally obligated to tell you the old owner was killed by a golf ball. | 1.4207 | 0.05148 | 145 | 94 | 41 | 10 |
521 | Well, we call that the mother-in-law hole | 1.4206 | 0.05785 | 126 | 84 | 31 | 11 |
522 | It's on par with the rest of the homes in this neighborhood. | 1.4206 | 0.05785 | 126 | 84 | 31 | 11 |
523 | with your budget this is the closest you’ll get to your dream of living on a golf course | 1.4206 | 0.06510 | 107 | 73 | 23 | 11 |
524 | I think you'll find everything's up to par. | 1.4204 | 0.05042 | 157 | 103 | 42 | 12 |
525 | It is a great house, but you will have to get the timing right. | 1.4203 | 0.05123 | 138 | 88 | 42 | 8 |
526 | I’ve been studying the cycle and now is the perfect opportunity to move in. | 1.4203 | 0.05521 | 138 | 92 | 34 | 12 |
527 | You said you would be open to real estate alternatives so long as there was a golf course nearby… | 1.4203 | 0.05326 | 138 | 90 | 38 | 10 |
528 | If you want this house, timing is everything | 1.4203 | 0.04912 | 138 | 86 | 46 | 6 |
529 | You're not going to find anything else on the course at this price. | 1.4202 | 0.05907 | 119 | 79 | 30 | 10 |
530 | In light of your budget, this is the best home we could find on a golf course. | 1.4202 | 0.06026 | 119 | 80 | 28 | 11 |
531 | No? Then let's look at #18, the one with the water view. | 1.4202 | 0.05907 | 119 | 79 | 30 | 10 |
532 | On your budget I could not get you that 'tiny house' on the golf course, but I may have a compromise.... | 1.4202 | 0.06258 | 119 | 82 | 24 | 13 |
533 | It really is all about rotation, rotation, rotation. | 1.4200 | 0.05618 | 150 | 104 | 29 | 17 |
534 | Yeah. it's off the grid. | 1.4198 | 0.05931 | 131 | 90 | 27 | 14 |
535 | The previous owner stayed remarkably nimble and was never bothered by solicitations. | 1.4198 | 0.05730 | 131 | 88 | 31 | 12 |
536 | Timing is everything with this particular property. | 1.4196 | 0.05650 | 143 | 98 | 30 | 15 |
537 | You said “show me something affordable on a golf course,” so here we are. | 1.4194 | 0.05737 | 124 | 82 | 32 | 10 |
538 | With this new home, timing is everything. | 1.4194 | 0.06070 | 124 | 85 | 26 | 13 |
539 | And your mortgage rate is obviously variable, depending on the winds... | 1.4191 | 0.05955 | 136 | 95 | 25 | 16 |
540 | The key to getting into the right house is timing. | 1.4191 | 0.05577 | 136 | 91 | 33 | 12 |
541 | If you'd prefer a beachfront property, I can show you Hole 9. | 1.4188 | 0.05595 | 117 | 75 | 35 | 7 |
542 | The other houses only have solar. | 1.4188 | 0.06099 | 117 | 79 | 27 | 11 |
543 | Well, you asked for a home on a golf course | 1.4188 | 0.06099 | 117 | 79 | 27 | 11 |
544 | The insurance policy covers fire, water damage and group events like middle school birthday parties. | 1.4188 | 0.06099 | 117 | 79 | 27 | 11 |
545 | What will it take to putt you into this baby? | 1.4182 | 0.06245 | 110 | 74 | 26 | 10 |
546 | This looks like a wind-wind situation for everybody. | 1.4182 | 0.05972 | 110 | 72 | 30 | 8 |
547 | I’m really afraid if you don’t time this right you’ll lose out. | 1.4180 | 0.05801 | 122 | 81 | 31 | 10 |
548 | The asking price is about par for the course in this neighborhood. | 1.4180 | 0.05801 | 122 | 81 | 31 | 10 |
549 | The yard is too big? Then I’ll show you a Par 2. | 1.4178 | 0.05121 | 146 | 95 | 41 | 10 |
550 | It’s just a run of the mill house. | 1.4178 | 0.05647 | 146 | 101 | 29 | 16 |
551 | My hand to God. The moment I laid eyes on you folks I said to myself.....Windmill. | 1.4174 | 0.06416 | 115 | 80 | 22 | 13 |
552 | Run of the mill? Yes, I have heard that one. | 1.4173 | 0.05749 | 127 | 85 | 31 | 11 |
553 | Basement access is tricky. | 1.4173 | 0.05856 | 127 | 86 | 29 | 12 |
554 | Now, when you say this one is below par, is that a good or bad thing? | 1.4173 | 0.06168 | 127 | 89 | 23 | 15 |
555 | You might qualify for a revolving mortgage. | 1.4173 | 0.05393 | 139 | 92 | 36 | 11 |
556 | I like that it's right on a golf course but the guy next door seems like a clown with a big mouth | 1.4167 | 0.05986 | 120 | 81 | 28 | 11 |
557 | Dutch Colonial, off the grid, lovely breezes. | 1.4167 | 0.05895 | 132 | 91 | 27 | 14 |
558 | Its just a short drive to the office | 1.4167 | 0.05443 | 144 | 97 | 34 | 13 |
559 | We'll have access in four seconds. | 1.4167 | 0.04977 | 144 | 92 | 44 | 8 |
560 | While I understand you're concerned, keep in mind that the paint color can be changed. | 1.4167 | 0.04977 | 144 | 92 | 44 | 8 |
561 | This is just what you wanted--something directly on the golf course with lovely breezes all year. | 1.4167 | 0.05488 | 132 | 87 | 35 | 10 |
562 | The previous owner forgot the importance of timing his exit out the door | 1.4161 | 0.05561 | 149 | 103 | 30 | 16 |
563 | Sure its small, but it feels like a par 5 inside. | 1.4161 | 0.05225 | 149 | 99 | 38 | 12 |
564 | It could be worse. You could be living in a shoe! | 1.4161 | 0.04958 | 149 | 96 | 44 | 9 |
565 | Your timing must be impeccable to get into this one. | 1.4161 | 0.05048 | 149 | 97 | 42 | 10 |
566 | Coming and going is dicey, but the energy savings are fantastic! | 1.4161 | 0.05048 | 149 | 97 | 42 | 10 |
567 | We'll just have to time your closing carefully. | 1.4161 | 0.05348 | 137 | 90 | 37 | 10 |
568 | I can also show you one with a moat. | 1.4160 | 0.05700 | 125 | 83 | 32 | 10 |
569 | Getting through the front door requires a little timing! | 1.4160 | 0.05813 | 125 | 84 | 30 | 11 |
570 | It's on a par with other houses in the neighborhood. | 1.4160 | 0.06137 | 125 | 87 | 24 | 14 |
571 | The description "on a miniature gulf" might have a typo. | 1.4156 | 0.05349 | 154 | 105 | 34 | 15 |
572 | Good timing helps | 1.4155 | 0.05311 | 142 | 94 | 37 | 11 |
573 | I like to think of it as a quixotic little place. | 1.4155 | 0.05496 | 142 | 96 | 33 | 13 |
574 | There's just a couple things to watch out for... | 1.4154 | 0.05859 | 130 | 89 | 28 | 13 |
575 | Well, you did say 'energy-efficient' and 'green' ." | 1.4151 | 0.06410 | 106 | 72 | 24 | 10 |
576 | Yes, it is a rather unusual take on mixed-use development... | 1.4146 | 0.05878 | 123 | 83 | 29 | 11 |
577 | Scoring on a place like this is all about the timing. | 1.4146 | 0.05406 | 123 | 79 | 37 | 7 |
578 | Let's just duck in and see the inside, shall we? | 1.4146 | 0.05406 | 123 | 79 | 37 | 7 |
579 | I'm not gonna fight you on the price, Mr. Quixote | 1.4143 | 0.05458 | 140 | 94 | 34 | 12 |
580 | This next house will knock you out! | 1.4143 | 0.05551 | 140 | 95 | 32 | 13 |
581 | You see, they say it’s all about location but with places like these... it’s all about timing. | 1.4143 | 0.05822 | 140 | 98 | 26 | 16 |
582 | No running water, but hole 17 has a huge wishing well. | 1.4143 | 0.05458 | 140 | 94 | 34 | 12 |
583 | It’s all in the timing. | 1.4141 | 0.05493 | 128 | 84 | 35 | 9 |
584 | And best of all, green fees are included. | 1.4141 | 0.05713 | 128 | 86 | 31 | 11 |
585 | Free electric, and door-to-door salesmen are never a problem. | 1.4141 | 0.05380 | 128 | 83 | 37 | 8 |
586 | Decapitation insurance included the first year | 1.4138 | 0.06007 | 116 | 78 | 28 | 10 |
587 | At his behest, everything is exaggerated at the Trump Miniature Golf Course. | 1.4135 | 0.05955 | 133 | 93 | 25 | 15 |
588 | I was pretty clear that this was an open house. | 1.4135 | 0.05559 | 133 | 89 | 33 | 11 |
589 | Yes, it is on the expensive side, but you know what they say: Rotation, rotation, rotation. | 1.4135 | 0.05760 | 133 | 91 | 29 | 13 |
590 | Perfect for the man who likes to putter around. | 1.4135 | 0.05559 | 133 | 89 | 33 | 11 |
591 | And you thought a Dutch Colonial on a golf course was impossible! | 1.4132 | 0.06174 | 121 | 84 | 24 | 13 |
592 | If you’re ready to sign, shall we get the ball rolling? | 1.4132 | 0.05829 | 121 | 81 | 30 | 10 |
593 | With 10% down, we can get the ball rolling immediately. | 1.4130 | 0.05317 | 138 | 91 | 37 | 10 |
594 | Just a moment before we start the open house, we have to time our entrance just right. | 1.4128 | 0.06414 | 109 | 75 | 23 | 11 |
595 | We can check out the interior, but we have to be quick." | 1.4127 | 0.05318 | 126 | 81 | 38 | 7 |
596 | As you can see, it's centrally located: Pirate Ship-adjacent and steps from the Castle Moat, the Dinosaur, and the Krazy Klown. | 1.4123 | 0.05819 | 114 | 75 | 31 | 8 |
597 | It just needs someone with a little imagination. And quick reflexes. | 1.4123 | 0.05684 | 114 | 74 | 33 | 7 |
598 | On a windy day....you have to be quick. | 1.4123 | 0.05951 | 114 | 76 | 29 | 9 |
599 | So when do you want to get the ball rolling? | 1.4123 | 0.06571 | 114 | 81 | 19 | 14 |
600 | We'll need to act fast on this one. | 1.4123 | 0.05819 | 114 | 75 | 31 | 8 |
601 | We're big fans of renewable energy housing. | 1.4123 | 0.05951 | 114 | 76 | 29 | 9 |
602 | And after 9pm you have the course to yourself! | 1.4122 | 0.05404 | 131 | 86 | 36 | 9 |
603 | Why yes . . . Don Quixote did once live in this neighborhood. | 1.4122 | 0.05404 | 131 | 86 | 36 | 9 |
604 | Trust me, it's not a trap. | 1.4122 | 0.05923 | 131 | 91 | 26 | 14 |
605 | This is not what we had in mind when we said we were looking for a Dutch Colonial style home | 1.4122 | 0.05618 | 131 | 88 | 32 | 11 |
606 | Sure, but it's a miniature mortgage too. | 1.4118 | 0.05470 | 136 | 91 | 34 | 11 |
607 | For this property, timing is everything. | 1.4118 | 0.05897 | 119 | 80 | 29 | 10 |
608 | If you like the neighborhood, I have 17 other unique homes to show you--all with front door views of the fairway. | 1.4118 | 0.05370 | 136 | 90 | 36 | 10 |
609 | Not sure if we can afford this, it’s a big step up from the clown’s mouth. | 1.4118 | 0.05267 | 136 | 89 | 38 | 9 |
610 | When we said we were into Dutch Colonial... | 1.4118 | 0.05666 | 136 | 93 | 30 | 13 |
611 | If price is your prime concern I can get you a great deal on a shoe that's about to go into foreclosure. | 1.4109 | 0.05570 | 129 | 86 | 33 | 10 |
612 | And if you sink this putt, your first month's rent is free. | 1.4107 | 0.06024 | 112 | 75 | 28 | 9 |
613 | The good news is that we have a shot. | 1.4104 | 0.05526 | 134 | 90 | 33 | 11 |
614 | This is the only property on a golf course I could find in your budget. | 1.4103 | 0.06088 | 117 | 80 | 26 | 11 |
615 | It’s priced to move quickly, so timing is key | 1.4103 | 0.06208 | 117 | 81 | 24 | 12 |
616 | Security system? You try getting in." | 1.4101 | 0.05575 | 139 | 95 | 31 | 13 |
617 | I realize that but imagine the feeling of acomplishment you would have every time you left the house. | 1.4101 | 0.05481 | 139 | 94 | 33 | 12 |
618 | Yes, access to the golf course in included. | 1.4098 | 0.05791 | 122 | 82 | 30 | 10 |
619 | If it gets really windy, you may want to stay inside. | 1.4094 | 0.05629 | 127 | 85 | 32 | 10 |
620 | To be honest with you, this is not what I meant when I said" an environmentally friendly house on a golf course. " | 1.4094 | 0.05953 | 127 | 88 | 26 | 13 |
621 | ...and it offers luxurious views of the Eiffel Tower, the Taj Mahal, and the hot dog stand. | 1.4094 | 0.05953 | 127 | 88 | 26 | 13 |
622 | With only 17 other units, it's a very exclusive development. | 1.4091 | 0.04928 | 154 | 101 | 43 | 10 |
623 | Think Don Quixote meets suburbia. | 1.4091 | 0.06234 | 110 | 75 | 25 | 10 |
624 | This one's perfect for people who like to putter around in the yard. | 1.4091 | 0.05372 | 132 | 87 | 36 | 9 |
625 | That big hole in the ground is just par for the course. | 1.4091 | 0.06234 | 110 | 75 | 25 | 10 |
626 | For another 50 thousand I could put you in a nice two-bedroom replica of the Eiffel Tower. | 1.4087 | 0.06163 | 115 | 79 | 25 | 11 |
627 | And now, we're going to see a house in a golf course community which fits your budget. | 1.4085 | 0.05755 | 142 | 100 | 26 | 16 |
628 | The timing on this is most important | 1.4085 | 0.05579 | 142 | 98 | 30 | 14 |
629 | And if this Dutch Farmhouse isn't your style, there are 17 other homes in the development, including one with a front entry shaped like a clown's mouth. | 1.4083 | 0.05736 | 120 | 80 | 31 | 9 |
630 | Look at it this way: you WILL know what hit you. | 1.4083 | 0.05976 | 120 | 82 | 27 | 11 |
631 | ...and the drive couldn't be shorter! | 1.4082 | 0.05440 | 147 | 101 | 32 | 14 |
632 | On the bright side, the grass is green year-round | 1.4080 | 0.05340 | 125 | 81 | 37 | 7 |
633 | And it's only a five minute walk to the miniature railway." | 1.4080 | 0.05691 | 125 | 84 | 31 | 10 |
634 | You don't have to be crazy to live here, but it helps. | 1.4080 | 0.06021 | 125 | 87 | 25 | 13 |
635 | This one's all about timing | 1.4077 | 0.05427 | 130 | 86 | 35 | 9 |
636 | The green carpeting is standard. | 1.4074 | 0.05392 | 135 | 90 | 35 | 10 |
637 | Location and timing are equally important here. | 1.4074 | 0.05593 | 135 | 92 | 31 | 12 |
638 | This is about par for the neighborhood. | 1.4074 | 0.05288 | 135 | 89 | 37 | 9 |
639 | You'll be the envy of the Old Woman who lives in a shoe. | 1.4074 | 0.05691 | 135 | 93 | 29 | 13 |
640 | When I say run, you run. The last buyer dodged the mill but was taken out by the ball. | 1.4069 | 0.05315 | 145 | 98 | 35 | 12 |
641 | Yes, the front door's a little tricky, but you're just across from the church and there's no mowing. | 1.4068 | 0.05547 | 118 | 77 | 34 | 7 |
642 | In this market, it's all about location... and timing. | 1.4068 | 0.06046 | 118 | 81 | 26 | 11 |
643 | There are two beautiful yards, but there is a hole in one. | 1.4068 | 0.05802 | 118 | 79 | 30 | 9 |
644 | What will it take for me to putt you into this home today? | 1.4067 | 0.05190 | 150 | 101 | 37 | 12 |
645 | This one may be a little out of your range. | 1.4067 | 0.05190 | 150 | 101 | 37 | 12 |
646 | This home is one of the 18 properties in this golf community. | 1.4065 | 0.05754 | 123 | 83 | 30 | 10 |
647 | Best of all, it's right on the golf course! | 1.4062 | 0.05703 | 128 | 87 | 30 | 11 |
648 | No,we didn't mislead you. We said we have a beautiful,low maintenance community with year-round golfing. | 1.4062 | 0.05703 | 128 | 87 | 30 | 11 |
649 | It won’t last long at this price...I already have a foursome asking to play through. | 1.4060 | 0.05752 | 133 | 92 | 28 | 13 |
650 | Well, you're paying for that fairway view. | 1.4060 | 0.05752 | 133 | 92 | 28 | 13 |
651 | It’s either this one or the giant clowns mouth | 1.4060 | 0.05652 | 133 | 91 | 30 | 12 |
652 | What can I do to get the ball rolling? | 1.4060 | 0.05446 | 133 | 89 | 34 | 10 |
653 | In this market, it's all about the timing. | 1.4058 | 0.05693 | 138 | 96 | 28 | 14 |
654 | Think of it as your impossible dream. | 1.4058 | 0.05504 | 138 | 94 | 32 | 12 |
655 | I understand your concern about the constant breeze. Can I take you to 14 to see the Brontosaurus? | 1.4057 | 0.05809 | 106 | 69 | 31 | 6 |
656 | Or, I can put you in a clown face tri-level on the 13th hole. | 1.4056 | 0.05635 | 143 | 100 | 28 | 15 |
657 | Of course, there is occasional through traffic. | 1.4054 | 0.05494 | 148 | 103 | 30 | 15 |
658 | It's a good fit if you like to putter around the house. | 1.4054 | 0.05410 | 148 | 102 | 32 | 14 |
659 | The key to prime real estate in this neighborhood is, ‘Rotation, rotation, rotation.’ | 1.4052 | 0.06120 | 116 | 80 | 25 | 11 |
660 | It's available immediately, the previous tenants had to duck and run. | 1.4050 | 0.05452 | 121 | 79 | 35 | 7 |
661 | Well, it never floods and your utility bills would be miniature. | 1.4050 | 0.06051 | 121 | 84 | 25 | 12 |
662 | I guarantee that most of the time, you'll have a ball in your new house. | 1.4048 | 0.05875 | 126 | 87 | 27 | 12 |
663 | Think of it as the perfect house with the white picket fence--some of the time. | 1.4048 | 0.05307 | 126 | 82 | 37 | 7 |
664 | The owner assures me that only one out of ten balls makes it into the house. | 1.4046 | 0.06012 | 131 | 93 | 23 | 15 |
665 | In that unlikely event, your homeowner's insurance should cover it." | 1.4046 | 0.05172 | 131 | 85 | 39 | 7 |
666 | This is a younger area, lots of families with kids. And it’s much safer than the driving range. | 1.4044 | 0.05753 | 136 | 95 | 27 | 14 |
667 | And on a deal like this, timing is everything. | 1.4044 | 0.05657 | 136 | 94 | 29 | 13 |
668 | You said you wanted a house right on the golf course. | 1.4044 | 0.05258 | 136 | 90 | 37 | 9 |
669 | And who doesn't want to stay home on a windy day? | 1.4044 | 0.04937 | 136 | 87 | 43 | 6 |
670 | We're tilting toward this one. | 1.4043 | 0.05228 | 141 | 94 | 37 | 10 |
671 | If you’re ready to make an offer, let’s get the ball rolling. | 1.4043 | 0.05324 | 141 | 95 | 35 | 11 |
672 | On the plus side, you do get the renewable energy tax credit. | 1.4043 | 0.05419 | 141 | 96 | 33 | 12 |
673 | You gotta have balls to live here. | 1.4038 | 0.05440 | 156 | 110 | 29 | 17 |
674 | Well yes but is a matter of timing. | 1.4037 | 0.06267 | 109 | 75 | 24 | 10 |
675 | The previous owners are still inside... | 1.4035 | 0.06319 | 114 | 80 | 22 | 12 |
676 | It's presently a par 2 but you could change that once you buy it. | 1.4034 | 0.05763 | 119 | 80 | 30 | 9 |
677 | Utilities are included. | 1.4034 | 0.05638 | 119 | 79 | 32 | 8 |
678 | I can also show you the solar model. | 1.4034 | 0.06351 | 119 | 85 | 20 | 14 |
679 | The seller won't budge on the price, but they are willing to throw in two free games and all the miniature pencils you can use. | 1.4034 | 0.05763 | 119 | 80 | 30 | 9 |
680 | Most timeshares put you in a house by the fairway. Our dutch colonial model puts you right on the green! | 1.4032 | 0.05941 | 124 | 86 | 26 | 12 |
681 | We just think the condo over the bowling alley is a better fit. | 1.4032 | 0.06051 | 124 | 87 | 24 | 13 |
682 | It’s practical, sure, but there’s a shoe down the block that I think you’ll absolutely love. | 1.4032 | 0.05830 | 124 | 85 | 28 | 11 |
683 | Unfortunately, a few buyers have already putt in an offer. | 1.4031 | 0.05560 | 129 | 87 | 32 | 10 |
684 | I can let you have it for a mill. | 1.4031 | 0.05668 | 129 | 88 | 30 | 11 |
685 | In real estate it's "Rotation, rotation, rotation." | 1.4031 | 0.05668 | 129 | 88 | 30 | 11 |
686 | Of course, you'll need to time your entrances and exits precisely. | 1.4030 | 0.05910 | 134 | 95 | 24 | 15 |
687 | Picket fence going around the house" is what you asked for - isn't it | 1.4030 | 0.05814 | 134 | 94 | 26 | 14 |
688 | Wait till you see the ballroom. | 1.4030 | 0.05517 | 134 | 91 | 32 | 11 |
689 | Trust me. Solar is dead. | 1.4030 | 0.05309 | 134 | 89 | 36 | 9 |
690 | Perfect for you, if your timing is right. | 1.4029 | 0.05567 | 139 | 96 | 30 | 13 |
691 | If you don't like this place I've got 17 other unique condos too look at. | 1.4029 | 0.05472 | 139 | 95 | 32 | 12 |
692 | There is an easement; the neighbours are allowed to play through. | 1.4025 | 0.04977 | 159 | 107 | 40 | 12 |
693 | Folks, getting into the right real estate is all about timing. | 1.4017 | 0.05954 | 117 | 80 | 27 | 10 |
694 | There's one covenant with your home purchase I forgot to mention -- the front and back doors must remain open at all times. | 1.4017 | 0.06197 | 117 | 82 | 23 | 12 |
695 | "In the interest of full disclosure, the previous owner was decapitated." | 1.4017 | 0.05702 | 117 | 78 | 31 | 8 |
696 | Okay, so you are a sleepwalker. Is that a problem? | 1.4016 | 0.05417 | 122 | 80 | 35 | 7 |
697 | In the real-estate timing is everything" | 1.4016 | 0.05896 | 122 | 84 | 27 | 11 |
698 | Yes, this is well within budget, but I see you're pre-qualified for a Par 5 | 1.4016 | 0.05417 | 122 | 80 | 35 | 7 |
699 | 'Round these parts, 'subpar' is a good thing. | 1.4016 | 0.05780 | 122 | 83 | 29 | 10 |
700 | Feel free to putter around. | 1.4016 | 0.05943 | 127 | 89 | 25 | 13 |
701 | It doesn't take long to figure out when not to open the front door. | 1.4016 | 0.05619 | 127 | 86 | 31 | 10 |
702 | And if you feel like privacy you can simply turn it on high. | 1.4016 | 0.05943 | 127 | 89 | 25 | 13 |
703 | Plus, the front door opens automatically every 5 seconds! | 1.4016 | 0.05155 | 127 | 82 | 39 | 6 |
704 | On the bright side, very few golf balls will make it into the house. | 1.4016 | 0.05619 | 127 | 86 | 31 | 10 |
705 | This is the perfect place for you, if you like to putter around the house. | 1.4015 | 0.05469 | 132 | 89 | 33 | 10 |
706 | Solar? That’s so last week. | 1.4015 | 0.05974 | 132 | 94 | 23 | 15 |
707 | Forget solar, wind is the way to go! | 1.4015 | 0.05142 | 132 | 86 | 39 | 7 |
708 | If you get inside, you're gonna love it! | 1.4015 | 0.05253 | 132 | 87 | 37 | 8 |
709 | Oxymoronically, the “Miniature” refers to you and not the course. | 1.4015 | 0.05527 | 137 | 94 | 31 | 12 |
710 | The view is fantastic every other second. | 1.4015 | 0.05329 | 137 | 92 | 35 | 10 |
711 | I suggest we use the back door. | 1.4014 | 0.05102 | 142 | 94 | 39 | 9 |
712 | I think you'll like this one, Mr. Quixote. | 1.4014 | 0.05480 | 142 | 98 | 31 | 13 |
713 | Mm..yes we do have a clown’s mouth. But that’s in D.C. | 1.4013 | 0.05560 | 157 | 113 | 25 | 19 |
714 | You said you wanted to downsize and watch a lot of golf. | 1.4000 | 0.05396 | 145 | 100 | 32 | 13 |
715 | The energy efficiency is above par. | 1.4000 | 0.05278 | 135 | 90 | 36 | 9 |
716 | “...but you said you wanted to downsize, to a low maintenance property, near a golf course.“ | 1.4000 | 0.05717 | 140 | 99 | 26 | 15 |
717 | The timing is key. | 1.4000 | 0.05382 | 135 | 91 | 34 | 10 |
718 | I'm legally required to inform you that yes, this IS the infamous Dutch Windmill Putt-Putt Mini-Golf Funland Murder House... | 1.4000 | 0.05767 | 115 | 77 | 30 | 8 |
719 | You just need to get the timing down. | 1.4000 | 0.06081 | 120 | 84 | 24 | 12 |
720 | I realize it may not be run of the mill | 1.4000 | 0.05416 | 130 | 87 | 34 | 9 |
721 | Timing in this market is everything. | 1.4000 | 0.06195 | 120 | 85 | 22 | 13 |
722 | We call it the Kitsch and Sink. | 1.4000 | 0.05307 | 145 | 99 | 34 | 12 |
723 | I'm pretty sure they will accept a low-ball offer | 1.4000 | 0.05898 | 115 | 78 | 28 | 9 |
724 | You asked for something right on the golf course. | 1.4000 | 0.06354 | 110 | 77 | 22 | 11 |
725 | The previous occupants moved up to a pitch-and-putt | 1.4000 | 0.05584 | 135 | 93 | 30 | 12 |
726 | This one's more about timing, timing, timing. | 1.4000 | 0.05941 | 130 | 92 | 24 | 14 |
727 | To enter, timing is of the essence. | 1.4000 | 0.05964 | 120 | 83 | 26 | 11 |
728 | but you said you wanted to be on the golf course | 1.4000 | 0.05898 | 115 | 78 | 28 | 9 |
729 | ...and it overlooks a castle, a bridge, and a glow-in-the-dark clown. | 1.4000 | 0.05565 | 125 | 84 | 32 | 9 |
730 | It’s the most affordable place you’ll find at Pebble Beach. | 1.4000 | 0.06274 | 115 | 81 | 22 | 12 |
731 | Yes, I'd say this home is on par with others in the area. | 1.3986 | 0.05140 | 148 | 100 | 37 | 11 |
732 | It's a fun neighborhood! | 1.3986 | 0.05229 | 148 | 101 | 35 | 12 |
733 | It was the only Dutch Colonial in your price range. | 1.3986 | 0.05448 | 143 | 99 | 31 | 13 |
734 | I can get it for you for well under par | 1.3986 | 0.05170 | 143 | 96 | 37 | 10 |
735 | You did say you like to putter around the house. | 1.3986 | 0.05495 | 138 | 95 | 31 | 12 |
736 | It's not Mar a Lago, but you said golf property on a budget. | 1.3986 | 0.05198 | 138 | 92 | 37 | 9 |
737 | would you like to see something in a single blade? | 1.3986 | 0.05398 | 138 | 94 | 33 | 11 |
738 | I must warn you....there's a weird right-of-way associated with the property. | 1.3986 | 0.05299 | 138 | 93 | 35 | 10 |
739 | As homeowners you’ll enjoy being lulled to sleep by the gentle humming of blades—and you’ll quickly learn to time your entrances and exits. | 1.3985 | 0.05222 | 133 | 88 | 37 | 8 |
740 | You also get a carbon credit. | 1.3984 | 0.05625 | 123 | 83 | 31 | 9 |
741 | Remember, If you want to get into this one, in this market, timing is everything. | 1.3984 | 0.06080 | 123 | 87 | 23 | 13 |
742 | Location, schmocation . . . it's all about timing! | 1.3984 | 0.05505 | 123 | 82 | 33 | 8 |
743 | Your next door neighbor is the woman who lives in a shoe with her family | 1.3983 | 0.06035 | 118 | 82 | 25 | 11 |
744 | Shall we putt in a bid? | 1.3983 | 0.06270 | 118 | 84 | 21 | 13 |
745 | Before you make this decision, I should mention the size of the gopher. | 1.3983 | 0.06035 | 118 | 82 | 25 | 11 |
746 | It's a great location, but the security features are kind of on and off. | 1.3982 | 0.05697 | 113 | 75 | 31 | 7 |
747 | Detached or semi-detached? Depends how quick you are. | 1.3982 | 0.05968 | 113 | 77 | 27 | 9 |
748 | Just remember: Never hesitate at the doorway and you'll be fine. | 1.3982 | 0.05834 | 113 | 76 | 29 | 8 |
749 | Unfortunately, your scorecard is too high to qualify for a loan. | 1.3974 | 0.05278 | 156 | 109 | 32 | 15 |
750 | It needs a bit of work, but that's par for the course. | 1.3974 | 0.05239 | 151 | 104 | 34 | 13 |
751 | No, you don't get many trick or treaters around here | 1.3972 | 0.05315 | 141 | 96 | 34 | 11 |
752 | The original owner liked to putter around the house. | 1.3971 | 0.05550 | 136 | 94 | 30 | 12 |
753 | The prior owners? They died in a freak accident while leaving the house. | 1.3971 | 0.05550 | 136 | 94 | 30 | 12 |
754 | I’ll be frank...You’ll need some balls to buy this place. | 1.3969 | 0.05598 | 131 | 90 | 30 | 11 |
755 | Yes, but electricity savings are phenomenal. | 1.3969 | 0.05161 | 131 | 86 | 38 | 7 |
756 | With this type of house ,timing is everything . | 1.3969 | 0.05384 | 131 | 88 | 34 | 9 |
757 | Real estate is all about perfect timing. | 1.3969 | 0.05598 | 131 | 90 | 30 | 11 |
758 | In this real estate market, your timing has to be perfect. | 1.3968 | 0.05643 | 126 | 86 | 30 | 10 |
759 | Well, you said you wanted golf course property... | 1.3967 | 0.06263 | 121 | 87 | 20 | 14 |
760 | The Open House is four times per minute. | 1.3967 | 0.05564 | 121 | 81 | 32 | 8 |
761 | It's a great home if you like puttering around the house. | 1.3967 | 0.06039 | 121 | 85 | 24 | 12 |
762 | No air conditioning, but wait til you see the Dutch oven! | 1.3964 | 0.05904 | 111 | 75 | 28 | 8 |
763 | Getting in and out is just a matter of timing. | 1.3962 | 0.06523 | 106 | 75 | 20 | 11 |
764 | It keeps the house cool in the summer and the front door cleared of snow in the winter! | 1.3960 | 0.04744 | 149 | 97 | 45 | 7 |
765 | Plus, any balls that make it inside are yours to keep! | 1.3958 | 0.04949 | 144 | 95 | 41 | 8 |
766 | It's perfect for people who like to putter around the house. | 1.3958 | 0.05235 | 144 | 98 | 35 | 11 |
767 | I've also got a lovely little par 3 to show you, if that's more within your handicap. | 1.3958 | 0.05142 | 144 | 97 | 37 | 10 |
768 | Some say it's a miniature golf course, others say it's classical dutch architecture. You know what I call this property? A god damn hole-in-one! | 1.3955 | 0.05900 | 134 | 96 | 23 | 15 |
769 | Real estate is all about timing your entry. | 1.3955 | 0.05607 | 134 | 93 | 29 | 12 |
770 | There’s always some downside to living with renewable energy. | 1.3955 | 0.05192 | 134 | 89 | 37 | 8 |
771 | You said that you wanted something overlooking a golf course. | 1.3955 | 0.05299 | 134 | 90 | 35 | 9 |
772 | This one's right on the green and completely off the grid. | 1.3953 | 0.05549 | 129 | 88 | 31 | 10 |
773 | Great location, too. Within walking distance is a schoolhouse, a church, and a giant clown head. | 1.3953 | 0.05549 | 129 | 88 | 31 | 10 |
774 | When I said, "On the golf course," I meant on the golf course. | 1.3953 | 0.05969 | 129 | 92 | 23 | 14 |
775 | Ready to get the ball rolling? | 1.3953 | 0.05211 | 129 | 85 | 37 | 7 |
776 | It's energy efficient and keeps those Jehovah Witnesses from coming by. | 1.3952 | 0.06147 | 124 | 89 | 21 | 14 |
777 | If you sink the putt into the dragon's mouth, we'll waive the HOA fees for a year. | 1.3952 | 0.05819 | 124 | 86 | 27 | 11 |
778 | It's not the golf that's miniature, it's us. | 1.3952 | 0.05930 | 124 | 87 | 25 | 12 |
779 | When the timing is right, we'll take a look inside. | 1.3952 | 0.05349 | 124 | 82 | 35 | 7 |
780 | Well, I'm not going to lie to you. It's not the safest neighborhood. | 1.3952 | 0.05705 | 124 | 85 | 29 | 10 |
781 | Best of all, it’s nowhere near the clown head. | 1.3950 | 0.05751 | 119 | 81 | 29 | 9 |
782 | The price is on par with the rest of the neighborhood. | 1.3950 | 0.05993 | 119 | 83 | 25 | 11 |
783 | It’s a rather unique home security system and alternative power source all in one. | 1.3947 | 0.05519 | 114 | 75 | 33 | 6 |
784 | The good news,you will save on electrical bills ,the bad news do not come home drunk on a windy night!! | 1.3947 | 0.05926 | 114 | 78 | 27 | 9 |
785 | If you're serious about buying, you have to move quickly. | 1.3944 | 0.05378 | 142 | 98 | 32 | 12 |
786 | We can close escrow later this week, if we time it right. | 1.3944 | 0.05378 | 142 | 98 | 32 | 12 |
787 | Well, you asked to see a place on a golf course. | 1.3939 | 0.05563 | 132 | 91 | 30 | 11 |
788 | Dear, this is not what I meant when I said I wanted to live on a golf course. | 1.3939 | 0.05767 | 132 | 93 | 26 | 13 |
789 | Yes, but this one has a REAL Dutch door... | 1.3939 | 0.05563 | 132 | 91 | 30 | 11 |
790 | Timing is everything with this property. | 1.3939 | 0.05666 | 132 | 92 | 28 | 12 |
791 | Is privacy important to you? | 1.3937 | 0.05607 | 127 | 87 | 30 | 10 |
792 | I think you'll like this one, Mr. & Mrs. Quixote. | 1.3935 | 0.05055 | 155 | 106 | 37 | 12 |
793 | Yes, you can go Dutch on the mortgage. | 1.3934 | 0.05768 | 122 | 84 | 28 | 10 |
794 | Well, you know the market. You’ve got to hit it at the right time. | 1.3932 | 0.06303 | 117 | 84 | 20 | 13 |
795 | What an awesome opportunity. The seller just told me he will accept Monopoly money as a down payment. | 1.3932 | 0.06303 | 117 | 84 | 20 | 13 |
796 | In your price range, this is the only house with wind power and a picket fence. | 1.3931 | 0.05206 | 145 | 99 | 35 | 11 |
797 | Decide soon. Timing is everything to get into one of these. | 1.3931 | 0.05206 | 145 | 99 | 35 | 11 |
798 | I know they all have something wrong with them, but this is the 18th one we've seen today and I'm running out of patience. | 1.3929 | 0.05335 | 140 | 96 | 33 | 11 |
799 | You enter by the rhythm method. | 1.3926 | 0.05573 | 135 | 94 | 29 | 12 |
800 | We'll just have to wait for the family on 7 to come through before we can take a look inside. | 1.3925 | 0.06050 | 107 | 73 | 26 | 8 |
801 | Energy costs are low, but healthcare can be a little high. | 1.3925 | 0.05902 | 107 | 72 | 28 | 7 |
802 | Is this on par with the other properties you’ve looked at? | 1.3924 | 0.04737 | 158 | 105 | 44 | 9 |
803 | It's not as quixotic as you think. | 1.3923 | 0.05726 | 130 | 91 | 27 | 12 |
804 | As requested... On a Fairway and under budget. | 1.3920 | 0.05668 | 125 | 86 | 29 | 10 |
805 | And you're eligible for a sub-par loan! | 1.3920 | 0.05315 | 125 | 83 | 35 | 7 |
806 | Yes, she’s such a sweet old lady. As a matter of fact, that shoe was my first listing. | 1.3920 | 0.06000 | 125 | 89 | 23 | 13 |
807 | 500 years ago it was just a windmill. Now it’s considered a state of the art, sustainable, zero-energy eco-house. | 1.3920 | 0.05781 | 125 | 87 | 27 | 11 |
808 | There are three things that matter in buying property: rotation, rotation, rotation.... | 1.3920 | 0.06000 | 125 | 89 | 23 | 13 |
809 | It's nice,but we were really looking for something with a water hazard view. | 1.3920 | 0.05553 | 125 | 85 | 31 | 9 |
810 | Then there's the cachet of being on the golf course. | 1.3917 | 0.05952 | 120 | 84 | 25 | 11 |
811 | Real estate is all about timing. The markets, the rates, the front door.. | 1.3917 | 0.05952 | 120 | 84 | 25 | 11 |
812 | And it comes with a lifetime supply of stubby little pencils. | 1.3917 | 0.05833 | 120 | 83 | 27 | 10 |
813 | I like it, but I feel like the clown's mouth had a bigger green for the kids. | 1.3917 | 0.05952 | 120 | 84 | 25 | 11 |
814 | You won't find golf course real estate at a lower price. | 1.3916 | 0.05439 | 143 | 100 | 30 | 13 |
815 | What's it gonna take to putt you into this house? | 1.3916 | 0.05617 | 143 | 102 | 26 | 15 |
816 | The yard is perfect for puttering around. | 1.3913 | 0.05674 | 138 | 98 | 26 | 14 |
817 | People say the key to real estate is location, location, location, but in truth, it's timing, timing, timing, and this property proves it. | 1.3913 | 0.05387 | 138 | 95 | 32 | 11 |
818 | Well you do love to putter around the house, Bill. | 1.3913 | 0.05884 | 115 | 79 | 27 | 9 |
819 | This is a great retirement community if you love golf. | 1.3913 | 0.05288 | 138 | 94 | 34 | 10 |
820 | If you don’t like this one, there is a White House that may be coming on the market soon. | 1.3910 | 0.05029 | 156 | 107 | 37 | 12 |
821 | Despite the obstacles, the neighbors say they love green living. | 1.3910 | 0.05529 | 133 | 92 | 30 | 11 |
822 | Our security system stops thieves 30% of the time. | 1.3910 | 0.05529 | 133 | 92 | 30 | 11 |
823 | Yes, golf course membership is included with the lease | 1.3910 | 0.05830 | 133 | 95 | 24 | 14 |
824 | And after a while, you won't even hear the trains going by either. | 1.3906 | 0.05572 | 128 | 88 | 30 | 10 |
825 | It has central air, and a one ball garage. | 1.3902 | 0.05845 | 123 | 86 | 26 | 11 |
826 | It's hard to find another property on a par with this one. | 1.3899 | 0.05119 | 159 | 111 | 34 | 14 |
827 | I'd describe this unique home by two words, timing and opportunity. | 1.3898 | 0.05520 | 118 | 79 | 32 | 7 |
828 | And the school system is actually above par. | 1.3898 | 0.05520 | 118 | 79 | 32 | 7 |
829 | You can't beat this price for a home on the golf course. | 1.3898 | 0.05777 | 118 | 81 | 28 | 9 |
830 | Once you get the timing right, it's lovely inside. | 1.3898 | 0.06022 | 118 | 83 | 24 | 11 |
831 | If this doesn't interest you, we have a house of cards that's going for practically nothing while it's standing. | 1.3897 | 0.05540 | 136 | 95 | 29 | 12 |
832 | Now I have to ask. Does loud cursing offend you? | 1.3897 | 0.05131 | 136 | 91 | 37 | 8 |
833 | The previous owner mistimed exiting the front door, but fortunately landed on top of the miniature hospital on Hole #7." | 1.3894 | 0.05954 | 113 | 78 | 26 | 9 |
834 | Our listing said, "located on a beautiful 18-hole golf course." How's that fraud? | 1.3894 | 0.06214 | 113 | 80 | 22 | 11 |
835 | Central air...? In a way. | 1.3894 | 0.05954 | 113 | 78 | 26 | 9 |
836 | True, there is an easement issue. | 1.3894 | 0.05683 | 113 | 76 | 30 | 7 |
837 | I'm sorry, but 'a home for a mil, near a golf course' is what I heard you say! | 1.3893 | 0.05480 | 131 | 90 | 31 | 10 |
838 | And there is an upstairs room where you can let down your hair | 1.3893 | 0.05893 | 131 | 94 | 23 | 14 |
839 | In this market, timing is critical. | 1.3889 | 0.05408 | 144 | 101 | 30 | 13 |
840 | You're Miniature People...what did you expect? | 1.3889 | 0.05131 | 144 | 98 | 36 | 10 |
841 | This neighborhood has a fantastic school, and it’s only three holes away | 1.3889 | 0.05743 | 126 | 88 | 27 | 11 |
842 | This whole community is green. | 1.3889 | 0.05282 | 126 | 84 | 35 | 7 |
843 | It just came back on the market, now with a permanent restraining order against Mr. Quixote! | 1.3889 | 0.05631 | 126 | 87 | 29 | 10 |
844 | Up next is a par 3 with 2 bedrooms, 1 bathroom, and ample parking. | 1.3889 | 0.05517 | 126 | 86 | 31 | 9 |
845 | Yes, the neighborhood is a little busy; but that's par for the course... | 1.3885 | 0.05258 | 139 | 95 | 34 | 10 |
846 | It’s what we like to call a semi-gated community. | 1.3884 | 0.06027 | 121 | 86 | 23 | 12 |
847 | The trick is to start running for the doorway while the blade is covering it. | 1.3884 | 0.05674 | 121 | 83 | 29 | 9 |
848 | Green fees are included. | 1.3882 | 0.05031 | 152 | 104 | 37 | 11 |
849 | It's got two bathrooms; three, if you're not too picky. | 1.3881 | 0.05495 | 134 | 93 | 30 | 11 |
850 | This energy efficient Dutch colonial will pay for itself. | 1.3879 | 0.05713 | 116 | 79 | 29 | 8 |
851 | It’s a great place to putter around in. | 1.3879 | 0.05580 | 116 | 78 | 31 | 7 |
852 | It is the latest in green housing. | 1.3879 | 0.06094 | 116 | 82 | 23 | 11 |
853 | This one has everything you want: a wonderful view of the water, easy access to the golf course...but timing is critical. | 1.3876 | 0.05537 | 129 | 89 | 30 | 10 |
854 | Good price, great neighborhood you just have to time your entrance. | 1.3876 | 0.05645 | 129 | 90 | 28 | 11 |
855 | I have two words for you, "feng shui." | 1.3874 | 0.06026 | 111 | 77 | 25 | 9 |
856 | It's a steal. The previous owner got out at the wrong time. | 1.3871 | 0.05918 | 124 | 88 | 24 | 12 |
857 | And it's within walking distance of the Snack Bar. | 1.3869 | 0.05206 | 137 | 93 | 35 | 9 |
858 | Highly motivated seller, he's in the hospital. | 1.3869 | 0.05308 | 137 | 94 | 33 | 10 |
859 | You'd enjoy golf course living without the high green fees. | 1.3869 | 0.04996 | 137 | 91 | 39 | 7 |
860 | This is a very exclusive new development. There are only 18 custom-built homes. | 1.3868 | 0.06226 | 106 | 74 | 23 | 9 |
861 | We're calling it the home-in-one. | 1.3867 | 0.05075 | 150 | 103 | 36 | 11 |
862 | Turns out, the HOA had no rules against it | 1.3866 | 0.06098 | 119 | 85 | 22 | 12 |
863 | In this hot market, timing is everything, when to buy, when to get in and out of the front door. | 1.3864 | 0.05446 | 132 | 91 | 31 | 10 |
864 | 'You're very observant madam, they do look like giant waffle fries. | 1.3864 | 0.05552 | 132 | 92 | 29 | 11 |
865 | I agree, you shouldn’t move in on a windy day. | 1.3862 | 0.05103 | 145 | 99 | 36 | 10 |
866 | Kids just love this place | 1.3858 | 0.05595 | 127 | 88 | 29 | 10 |
867 | The Windmill Par 4 has more space than the Clown Face Par 3 and none of the screaming children. | 1.3857 | 0.05325 | 140 | 97 | 32 | 11 |
868 | So how recently did you folks move to Lilliputtputt? | 1.3857 | 0.05607 | 140 | 100 | 26 | 14 |
869 | There is some 'through' traffic. | 1.3857 | 0.05514 | 140 | 99 | 28 | 13 |
870 | It's only a problem when it's windy! | 1.3856 | 0.05256 | 153 | 108 | 31 | 14 |
871 | Well yes, people have questioned the access issue before, but you're the first to mention the sinkhole and the elephant. | 1.3852 | 0.05390 | 122 | 82 | 33 | 7 |
872 | If you don’t get in now you’ll have to wait a full cycle | 1.3852 | 0.05872 | 122 | 86 | 25 | 11 |
873 | Do you have a sense of rhythm? | 1.3852 | 0.05636 | 122 | 84 | 29 | 9 |
874 | Believe me,Mr. and Mrs. Quixote,it's real. | 1.3852 | 0.05636 | 122 | 84 | 29 | 9 |
875 | The listing clearly states the house is situated on a golf course. | 1.3852 | 0.05755 | 122 | 85 | 27 | 10 |
876 | I can assure you, if you time your leaving, you won't have any trouble. | 1.3852 | 0.05636 | 122 | 84 | 29 | 9 |
877 | Just between us, the seller is very motivated. | 1.3852 | 0.06098 | 122 | 88 | 21 | 13 |
878 | You wanted something on a golf course, and this is definitely not your run of the mill house! | 1.3852 | 0.05360 | 135 | 93 | 32 | 10 |
879 | Two words...carbon offsets | 1.3852 | 0.05150 | 135 | 91 | 36 | 8 |
880 | Now, let's address the elephant in the neighborhood. | 1.3852 | 0.06130 | 135 | 101 | 16 | 18 |
881 | You’ll have a ball. Lots of them, actually. | 1.3851 | 0.04938 | 148 | 100 | 39 | 9 |
882 | You may want to stay home on windy days! | 1.3846 | 0.05674 | 117 | 80 | 29 | 8 |
883 | Just think of what you could get on Airbnb | 1.3846 | 0.05519 | 143 | 102 | 27 | 14 |
884 | I could show you a shoe, or I have 3 little pigs interested in selling | 1.3846 | 0.05609 | 130 | 91 | 28 | 11 |
885 | It's a par 3 but I think we can get you in. | 1.3846 | 0.05802 | 117 | 81 | 27 | 9 |
886 | Timing is a bit of an issue with this seller. I say we make an offer when the blade is in front of the door. | 1.3846 | 0.05802 | 117 | 81 | 27 | 9 |
887 | Listen, a property like this only comes around once a round. | 1.3846 | 0.05607 | 143 | 103 | 25 | 15 |
888 | As with all real estate here location, timing, location.. | 1.3846 | 0.05715 | 130 | 92 | 26 | 12 |
889 | I shouldn't tell you this, but the owner is anxious to sell. | 1.3846 | 0.05818 | 130 | 93 | 24 | 13 |
890 | Surely you joust | 1.3846 | 0.05818 | 130 | 93 | 24 | 13 |
891 | Within the neighborhood, this place is about par for the course. | 1.3841 | 0.04870 | 151 | 102 | 40 | 9 |
892 | As advertised… overlooking the 3rd hole of a popular golfing destination. | 1.3841 | 0.05135 | 151 | 105 | 34 | 12 |
893 | On the plus side - zero solicitors | 1.3841 | 0.05176 | 138 | 94 | 35 | 9 |
894 | The owner’s relocating to Disneyland | 1.3840 | 0.05302 | 125 | 84 | 34 | 7 |
895 | This one is totally off the grid. | 1.3840 | 0.05655 | 125 | 87 | 28 | 10 |
896 | Add solar panels to the arms and you pretty much are the grid. | 1.3836 | 0.05187 | 159 | 113 | 31 | 15 |
897 | It is perfect if you like to putter around the house. | 1.3836 | 0.05434 | 146 | 104 | 28 | 14 |
898 | Yes indeed, buying a house on a golf course can be a great investment, but there are some risks. | 1.3836 | 0.05347 | 146 | 103 | 30 | 13 |
899 | The house comes with a beautiful view of the 9th hole. | 1.3835 | 0.05198 | 133 | 90 | 35 | 8 |
900 | Of course, your in-laws will need a good sense of timing. | 1.3835 | 0.05413 | 133 | 92 | 31 | 10 |
901 | Most people don't even make it this far. | 1.3833 | 0.05698 | 120 | 83 | 28 | 9 |
902 | Timing is very important, if you want to buy this place. | 1.3833 | 0.05820 | 120 | 84 | 26 | 10 |
903 | Trust me. 3.2 seconds is plenty of time to clear the doorway. | 1.3830 | 0.05197 | 141 | 97 | 34 | 10 |
904 | It's offered at a variable rate, depending on how the wind is blowing. | 1.3830 | 0.05389 | 141 | 99 | 30 | 12 |
905 | Trust me, if you like to putter around the house, you'll love living here | 1.3828 | 0.05882 | 128 | 92 | 23 | 13 |
906 | It's on par with other properties in the area and you've got great neighbors who are just a short drive from here. | 1.3828 | 0.05334 | 128 | 87 | 33 | 8 |
907 | Prepare to get blown away. | 1.3828 | 0.05559 | 128 | 89 | 29 | 10 |
908 | Yes, you may enter, but timing is critical. | 1.3828 | 0.05559 | 128 | 89 | 29 | 10 |
909 | The previous owner moved on after having several strokes. | 1.3826 | 0.06124 | 115 | 82 | 22 | 11 |
910 | Now,you've heard that timing is everything in real estate? | 1.3826 | 0.05093 | 149 | 103 | 35 | 11 |
911 | To get into a deal like this, your timing has to be perfect. | 1.3824 | 0.05529 | 136 | 96 | 28 | 12 |
912 | We felt this house was subpar | 1.3824 | 0.05722 | 136 | 98 | 24 | 14 |
913 | You said something on a golf course. | 1.3824 | 0.05529 | 136 | 96 | 28 | 12 |
914 | This is not exactly what we had in mind when we said we wanted to live on a golf course | 1.3824 | 0.05119 | 136 | 92 | 36 | 8 |
915 | The homes you saw at Pebble Beach and Augusta National are out of your price range, but I think we can get you into this energy efficient bungalow if we act now. | 1.3821 | 0.06056 | 123 | 89 | 21 | 13 |
916 | And if the ball doesn’t go in the hole, you’ll want to be upstairs. | 1.3821 | 0.05832 | 123 | 87 | 25 | 11 |
917 | I hear you like to putter around the house? | 1.3821 | 0.05356 | 123 | 83 | 33 | 7 |
918 | It comes with a crazy old man on horseback | 1.3821 | 0.05945 | 123 | 88 | 23 | 12 |
919 | True, you could be decapitated by the windmill or disappear in a sinkhole, but the public schools are great! | 1.3821 | 0.05479 | 123 | 84 | 31 | 8 |
920 | It's more affordable than the castle, without the worry of upkeep on the moat. | 1.3821 | 0.05230 | 123 | 82 | 35 | 6 |
921 | Well, sure, but if you time it right, this could be the home of your dreams. | 1.3821 | 0.05479 | 123 | 84 | 31 | 8 |
922 | This very affordable charmer is perfect for an agile young couple. | 1.3819 | 0.04927 | 144 | 97 | 39 | 8 |
923 | When buying real estate,timing is everything. | 1.3819 | 0.05487 | 144 | 103 | 27 | 14 |
924 | Besides the down payment you'll have to pass an agility test. | 1.3818 | 0.05773 | 110 | 75 | 28 | 7 |
925 | It's not actually a golf course community, but this is what's in your price range. | 1.3817 | 0.05359 | 131 | 90 | 32 | 9 |
926 | Look, only one in a dozen shots or so actually go through. But maybe keep your valuables on the second floor. | 1.3817 | 0.05468 | 131 | 91 | 30 | 10 |
927 | Actually, the LOWER your credit score the better. | 1.3817 | 0.05679 | 131 | 93 | 26 | 12 |
928 | It’s nothing to worry about once you get the timing down. | 1.3817 | 0.05468 | 131 | 91 | 30 | 10 |
929 | Real estate. It’s all about timing. | 1.3817 | 0.05359 | 131 | 90 | 32 | 9 |
930 | And there's plenty of room in the front yard, for puttering around. | 1.3817 | 0.05136 | 131 | 88 | 36 | 7 |
931 | So can I putt-putt you down as a maybe? | 1.3817 | 0.05468 | 131 | 91 | 30 | 10 |
932 | We had something a little different in mind when we said we wanted a wind powered home_Claudia Dezwick, Venetia,Pa | 1.3814 | 0.06008 | 118 | 84 | 23 | 11 |
933 | The best part is how it cuts down on door-to door salesmen! | 1.3814 | 0.05762 | 118 | 82 | 27 | 9 |
934 | You'll definitely want to go with the hazard insurance! | 1.3814 | 0.05372 | 118 | 79 | 33 | 6 |
935 | How many bedrooms?" "FORE! | 1.3813 | 0.05246 | 139 | 96 | 33 | 10 |
936 | As long as you can count to four no problem in getting getting in and out | 1.3813 | 0.05441 | 139 | 98 | 29 | 12 |
937 | Well technically the ad didn’t lie... the house is next to a golf course. | 1.3813 | 0.04939 | 139 | 93 | 39 | 7 |
938 | People like putting around this house. | 1.3813 | 0.05146 | 139 | 95 | 35 | 9 |
939 | Don't worry about the golf balls. Nobody ever gets through the windmill. | 1.3810 | 0.05618 | 126 | 88 | 28 | 10 |
940 | You'll like the open door plan. | 1.3806 | 0.05685 | 134 | 96 | 25 | 13 |
941 | The electricity is free, but there is a whooshing sound you have to get used to. | 1.3806 | 0.05167 | 134 | 91 | 35 | 8 |
942 | It's from Frank Lloyd Wright's early miniature golf period. | 1.3806 | 0.05058 | 134 | 90 | 37 | 7 |
943 | This home is sure to increase your reaction time and agility. | 1.3806 | 0.05058 | 134 | 90 | 37 | 7 |
944 | Did I mention it's in walking distance of a golf course? | 1.3805 | 0.05666 | 113 | 77 | 29 | 7 |
945 | There's nothing like a crosswind on a warm night. | 1.3805 | 0.06070 | 113 | 80 | 23 | 10 |
946 | Don't worry about it. Nobody gets the ball through. | 1.3805 | 0.06325 | 113 | 82 | 19 | 12 |
947 | When you get an opening like this, you take it. | 1.3802 | 0.05660 | 121 | 84 | 28 | 9 |
948 | Now remember folks, timing is everything! | 1.3802 | 0.05780 | 121 | 85 | 26 | 10 |
949 | It's a classic par 3 bedroom. | 1.3800 | 0.04602 | 150 | 99 | 45 | 6 |
950 | Timing is everything when entering the market and this house. | 1.3798 | 0.05524 | 129 | 90 | 29 | 10 |
951 | The only downside is you won’t be able to leave the house when it’s windy. | 1.3798 | 0.05524 | 129 | 90 | 29 | 10 |
952 | Of course green fees are included. | 1.3798 | 0.05300 | 129 | 88 | 33 | 8 |
953 | It’s a timed share: you can only move in every 5 minutes. | 1.3798 | 0.05300 | 129 | 88 | 33 | 8 |
954 | This is great honey. All you do is putter around the house. | 1.3797 | 0.04886 | 158 | 109 | 38 | 11 |
955 | Will you be going dutch on the sale? | 1.3796 | 0.05495 | 137 | 97 | 28 | 12 |
956 | You said you wanted a house with a picket fence that goes all around it. | 1.3796 | 0.05194 | 137 | 94 | 34 | 9 |
957 | It's a fixer upper, but it's nice if you like to putter around the house. | 1.3796 | 0.05296 | 137 | 95 | 32 | 10 |
958 | With the budget you provided, this is the only home we could find with a golf course. | 1.3793 | 0.05455 | 145 | 104 | 27 | 14 |
959 | Look, this is what it takes to live in the city on 40 grand a year. | 1.3793 | 0.05289 | 116 | 77 | 34 | 5 |
960 | Of course, you do get golf privileges. | 1.3793 | 0.05955 | 116 | 82 | 24 | 10 |
961 | As they say in real estate, “timing is everything” | 1.3791 | 0.05328 | 153 | 110 | 28 | 15 |
962 | On the plus side, the power bill is really low. | 1.3791 | 0.05080 | 153 | 107 | 34 | 12 |
963 | The front door has somewhat intermittent access | 1.3791 | 0.04995 | 153 | 106 | 36 | 11 |
964 | How fast are you? | 1.3791 | 0.04448 | 153 | 100 | 48 | 5 |
965 | Are you golfers? | 1.3790 | 0.05679 | 124 | 87 | 27 | 10 |
966 | Well, I'll be honest...the turnover's pretty high. | 1.3790 | 0.05069 | 124 | 82 | 37 | 5 |
967 | It works really well on insistent salesmen and Jehovah's Witnesses. | 1.3790 | 0.05905 | 124 | 89 | 23 | 12 |
968 | Your quixotic dream of living on a golf course is fulfilled. | 1.3788 | 0.05643 | 132 | 94 | 26 | 12 |
969 | Hazard insurance is a must. | 1.3788 | 0.05643 | 132 | 94 | 26 | 12 |
970 | It's a great place to relax and putter around the house. | 1.3788 | 0.05327 | 132 | 91 | 32 | 9 |
971 | It's a great yard for puttering around! | 1.3786 | 0.04805 | 140 | 93 | 41 | 6 |
972 | Yes, but think of how much you’ll save on your energy bills! | 1.3786 | 0.05015 | 140 | 95 | 37 | 8 |
973 | First time on acid for you folks? | 1.3786 | 0.05216 | 140 | 97 | 33 | 10 |
974 | You said you were looking for Dutch-contemporary. | 1.3786 | 0.05015 | 140 | 95 | 37 | 8 |
975 | If you move fast and your timing is right, I think you can get in on the ground floor for under a mill. And though I agree with you that the front yard pool is a bit small, it's par for the course in this neighborhood. | 1.3784 | 0.05542 | 148 | 108 | 24 | 16 |
976 | Are you ready to putt in an offer? | 1.3784 | 0.06145 | 111 | 79 | 22 | 10 |
977 | If you time it right, I think you'll be in. | 1.3780 | 0.04838 | 164 | 114 | 38 | 12 |
978 | Sign on the dotted line with this really small pencil.” | 1.3780 | 0.05693 | 127 | 90 | 26 | 11 |
979 | If you like it, we need to get in fast; it's all about timing for this house. | 1.3780 | 0.05801 | 127 | 91 | 24 | 12 |
980 | The home offers close access to recreational facilities. | 1.3780 | 0.05235 | 127 | 86 | 34 | 7 |
981 | It's an Escher. | 1.3780 | 0.05115 | 127 | 85 | 36 | 6 |
982 | This next property is a much more affordable par 2 | 1.3780 | 0.05801 | 127 | 91 | 24 | 12 |
983 | It’s really not that bad if you time it right. | 1.3780 | 0.05353 | 127 | 87 | 32 | 8 |
984 | But everyone dreams of living on a golf course. | 1.3780 | 0.05801 | 127 | 91 | 24 | 12 |
985 | The housing market is really all about timing. | 1.3780 | 0.04991 | 127 | 84 | 38 | 5 |
986 | The owner is a little old lady who's selling so she can downsize to a Shoe. | 1.3776 | 0.05138 | 143 | 99 | 34 | 10 |
987 | With this one, you pay a little more to be right on the green. | 1.3776 | 0.05138 | 143 | 99 | 34 | 10 |
988 | I suggest you try to always use the side door. | 1.3776 | 0.05041 | 143 | 98 | 36 | 9 |
989 | The hole in the front yard takes to directly to the pool in the back! | 1.3775 | 0.05294 | 151 | 108 | 29 | 14 |
990 | I can assure you that this one is above par | 1.3774 | 0.05254 | 159 | 115 | 28 | 16 |
991 | No problem! There’ s an app for your smart phone that tells you when you can go in and out the door. | 1.3774 | 0.05437 | 106 | 70 | 32 | 4 |
992 | It's a fourclosure. | 1.3772 | 0.06279 | 114 | 83 | 19 | 12 |
993 | You’re in luck. Finding a Dutch Colonial in this neighbourhood is a hole in one. | 1.3772 | 0.06026 | 114 | 81 | 23 | 10 |
994 | We can add a water hazard for an additional 10K. | 1.3772 | 0.05896 | 114 | 80 | 25 | 9 |
995 | Your grandchildren will love it! | 1.3770 | 0.05375 | 122 | 83 | 32 | 7 |
996 | And it comes with a garden to putter around in. | 1.3769 | 0.05153 | 130 | 88 | 35 | 7 |
997 | Aside from the occasional giant golf ball, this neighborhood is ideal. | 1.3769 | 0.05702 | 130 | 93 | 25 | 12 |
998 | It's all about the timing. | 1.3769 | 0.05267 | 130 | 89 | 33 | 8 |
999 | The secret is to anticipate | 1.3769 | 0.05153 | 130 | 88 | 35 | 7 |
1000 | Really, it's a great house; only a few balls make it through each day. | 1.3769 | 0.05380 | 130 | 90 | 31 | 9 |
1001 | The only thing is ... we don’t recommend that you ever come home drunk. | 1.3767 | 0.05156 | 146 | 102 | 33 | 11 |
1002 | To be honest, the Home Owners' Association is a little idiosyncratic. | 1.3762 | 0.06426 | 101 | 72 | 20 | 9 |
1003 | I know, but around here, it's par for the course. | 1.3760 | 0.05287 | 125 | 85 | 33 | 7 |
1004 | A bathroom fan? The owners didn't think that was necessary. | 1.3760 | 0.05755 | 125 | 89 | 25 | 11 |
1005 | It's a terrific starter hole. | 1.3760 | 0.05164 | 125 | 84 | 35 | 6 |
1006 | I know it's a bit more than you wanted to spend, but that's because it's so close to a golf course. | 1.3760 | 0.05287 | 125 | 85 | 33 | 7 |
1007 | It comes with a fantastic view of the first hole | 1.3760 | 0.05037 | 125 | 83 | 37 | 5 |
1008 | OK, it's not actually off the grid, but it beats the hell out of that waterfall on 18. | 1.3760 | 0.05866 | 125 | 90 | 23 | 12 |
1009 | ...not to mention the view of the lighthouse! | 1.3760 | 0.05641 | 125 | 88 | 27 | 10 |
1010 | It's a great place to wind down | 1.3760 | 0.05287 | 125 | 85 | 33 | 7 |
1011 | Yes it's a fixer-upper. Hope you like to putter around. | 1.3759 | 0.05401 | 133 | 93 | 30 | 10 |
1012 | No, it's definitely not your run-of-the-mill entrance... | 1.3759 | 0.05185 | 133 | 91 | 34 | 8 |
1013 | . . . And did I mention this one is on the golf course. | 1.3759 | 0.05505 | 133 | 94 | 28 | 11 |
1014 | Folks, I'll need you to keep an open mind on this one. | 1.3759 | 0.05505 | 133 | 94 | 28 | 11 |
1015 | This neighborhoods above par. | 1.3759 | 0.05377 | 141 | 100 | 29 | 12 |
1016 | What can I do to get you into this house? | 1.3759 | 0.05185 | 141 | 98 | 33 | 10 |
1017 | Honey, I know you said that after you retired your dream was live in a house by a golf course, but this isn't quite what I had imagined. | 1.3759 | 0.04986 | 141 | 96 | 37 | 8 |
1018 | Again, I apologize for not noticing the 20 x 1 scale notation on the blueprints... | 1.3759 | 0.05087 | 141 | 97 | 35 | 9 |
1019 | I think you'll find that sub par is a postitive description when discussing properties in this neighborhood | 1.3759 | 0.05562 | 141 | 102 | 25 | 14 |
1020 | Actually, we were thinking something in a Mid Century Clown's Mouth. | 1.3758 | 0.05378 | 157 | 115 | 25 | 17 |
1021 | If we want to get you into this house, timing will be the most important thing. | 1.3750 | 0.06042 | 120 | 87 | 21 | 12 |
1022 | It’s the Mar-a-Lago of tiny homes! | 1.3750 | 0.05869 | 128 | 93 | 22 | 13 |
1023 | In this hot market, timing is everything. | 1.3750 | 0.06099 | 112 | 80 | 22 | 10 |
1024 | You can come and go every 2-5 seconds | 1.3750 | 0.05315 | 136 | 95 | 31 | 10 |
1025 | And the church is on the very next hole. | 1.3750 | 0.05400 | 112 | 75 | 32 | 5 |
1026 | Zillow rates it at Par 3, but down the road when you go to sell, trust me, it'll be no less than a 4. | 1.3750 | 0.05434 | 128 | 89 | 30 | 9 |
1027 | Real estate 101 - Rotation, rotation, rotation. | 1.3750 | 0.05417 | 136 | 96 | 29 | 11 |
1028 | The plusses include wind energy and a low criminal break-in rate. | 1.3750 | 0.05683 | 120 | 84 | 27 | 9 |
1029 | We don't recommend flipping these properties, but yes, they do rotate. | 1.3750 | 0.06157 | 120 | 88 | 19 | 13 |
1030 | Much less maintenance than gingerbread. | 1.3750 | 0.06230 | 112 | 81 | 20 | 11 |
1031 | I’ve got something a little less ostentatious over on 18 if you’d like... | 1.3750 | 0.05614 | 136 | 98 | 25 | 13 |
1032 | Well, yes, it can be a bit of a challenge to get in and out on windy days. | 1.3750 | 0.05564 | 144 | 105 | 24 | 15 |
1033 | Just wait until you see the water feature. | 1.3750 | 0.04923 | 152 | 105 | 37 | 10 |
1034 | You did tell me you wanted to putter around in the yard, correct....? | 1.3750 | 0.05387 | 144 | 103 | 28 | 13 |
1035 | Actually, missing a payment is a two-stroke penalty. | 1.3750 | 0.05559 | 120 | 83 | 29 | 8 |
1036 | Can't beat the location, and-, 5-4-3-2-1, ok, let's go inside. | 1.3741 | 0.05127 | 147 | 103 | 33 | 11 |
1037 | We're not your typical retirement community on a golf course. | 1.3741 | 0.04942 | 147 | 101 | 37 | 9 |
1038 | It's a great place to unwind. | 1.3740 | 0.05122 | 131 | 89 | 35 | 7 |
1039 | As they say, “timing is everything”! | 1.3740 | 0.05455 | 131 | 92 | 29 | 10 |
1040 | I’ll show you the inside as soon as the next group plays through | 1.3740 | 0.05455 | 131 | 92 | 29 | 10 |
1041 | Well, if you love golf, you're going to love this place. We'll just go in one at at time ok? | 1.3740 | 0.05769 | 131 | 95 | 23 | 13 |
1042 | No electric bill and no Jehovah's Witnesses. | 1.3740 | 0.06043 | 123 | 90 | 20 | 13 |
1043 | It's a great house for someone that likes to putter around. | 1.3740 | 0.05702 | 123 | 87 | 26 | 10 |
1044 | The house may not have air conditioning, but check out the fan. | 1.3740 | 0.05340 | 123 | 84 | 32 | 7 |
1045 | It’s a two bed, two bath, with a fore car garage | 1.3740 | 0.06152 | 123 | 91 | 18 | 14 |
1046 | Now, tell me how can I putt you into this home? | 1.3739 | 0.06109 | 115 | 83 | 21 | 11 |
1047 | If our neo-Dutch Revivalist isn’t to your liking, we also have a giant clown head on 18. | 1.3738 | 0.06302 | 107 | 77 | 20 | 10 |
1048 | ...and best of all, it's just a short put from all the good schools in the area! | 1.3738 | 0.06016 | 107 | 75 | 24 | 8 |
1049 | I've got another in this neighborhood we can look at. How do you feel about clowns? | 1.3732 | 0.05346 | 142 | 101 | 29 | 12 |
1050 | Air BNB advises to just count to 5 and run in between the blades | 1.3732 | 0.05530 | 142 | 103 | 25 | 14 |
1051 | The next one will sweep you off your feet. | 1.3732 | 0.05252 | 142 | 100 | 31 | 11 |
1052 | Rare chance to really live right on the golf course! | 1.3732 | 0.05058 | 142 | 98 | 35 | 9 |
1053 | The weather is great except for the occasional golf-ball-size hail. | 1.3732 | 0.05252 | 142 | 100 | 31 | 11 |
1054 | It's new. If our timing is right, I can get you in on the ground floor. | 1.3731 | 0.05573 | 134 | 96 | 26 | 12 |
1055 | The last occupant died of a mini-stroke. | 1.3731 | 0.05471 | 134 | 95 | 28 | 11 |
1056 | Unfortunately the previous owner is deceased . He lost his sense of timing | 1.3731 | 0.05471 | 134 | 95 | 28 | 11 |
1057 | Think of your bragging rights , this is the toughest hole on the course. | 1.3730 | 0.05490 | 126 | 88 | 29 | 9 |
1058 | It's a great starter hole for a couple with your budget. | 1.3730 | 0.05373 | 126 | 87 | 31 | 8 |
1059 | I know you are looking for a house with solar, but keep an open mind, this one has wind and geothermal. | 1.3730 | 0.05490 | 126 | 88 | 29 | 9 |
1060 | You said you wanted to downsize, go carbon-free, and host the grand kids, right? | 1.3730 | 0.05716 | 126 | 90 | 25 | 11 |
1061 | It comes completely furnished and includes green fees. | 1.3730 | 0.05373 | 126 | 87 | 31 | 8 |
1062 | One highlight is the novel front door security system! | 1.3730 | 0.05373 | 126 | 87 | 31 | 8 |
1063 | Now I know you asked for something near a golf course... | 1.3729 | 0.05747 | 118 | 83 | 26 | 9 |
1064 | We said Cape Cod, not Dutch colonial. | 1.3729 | 0.05871 | 118 | 84 | 24 | 10 |
1065 | You have two more wishes. | 1.3729 | 0.05993 | 118 | 85 | 22 | 11 |
1066 | The little old lady who lives in a shoe is your neighbor. | 1.3727 | 0.05899 | 110 | 77 | 25 | 8 |
1067 | We also have a lighthouse and a loop-de-loop I could show you. | 1.3723 | 0.05384 | 137 | 97 | 29 | 11 |
1068 | It's a golfing community with 18 available units. | 1.3723 | 0.05284 | 137 | 96 | 31 | 10 |
1069 | This place is not as easy as it looks. | 1.3723 | 0.04749 | 137 | 91 | 41 | 5 |
1070 | As you can see, the home sits beautifully overlooking the 16th hole. | 1.3723 | 0.05769 | 137 | 101 | 21 | 15 |
1071 | Actually, hazards are par for the course in this neighborhood. | 1.3723 | 0.05284 | 137 | 96 | 31 | 10 |
1072 | Just stand on the dot and sprint to the doorway as soon as one blade clears. | 1.3723 | 0.05580 | 137 | 99 | 25 | 13 |
1073 | The Quixote family has owned it for generations, which means there's no wear and tear. | 1.3721 | 0.05286 | 129 | 89 | 32 | 8 |
1074 | Yes, his departure WAS rather sudden. Let's just say the previous owner couldn't figure out which way the wind was blowing! Gabeesh?! | 1.3721 | 0.05510 | 129 | 91 | 28 | 10 |
1075 | Green carpets, green energy, and no greens fees! | 1.3721 | 0.05399 | 129 | 90 | 30 | 9 |
1076 | Resale value? Just walk out the door and you’re on the golf course! | 1.3721 | 0.05831 | 129 | 94 | 22 | 13 |
1077 | Now, let's talk about the elephant in the yard. | 1.3721 | 0.05170 | 129 | 88 | 34 | 7 |
1078 | And the yard is great to putter around in. | 1.3721 | 0.05052 | 129 | 87 | 36 | 6 |
1079 | By law, I must inform you of the children’s parties | 1.3719 | 0.05765 | 121 | 86 | 25 | 10 |
1080 | As owners, you'd get to keep all the balls. | 1.3719 | 0.06000 | 121 | 88 | 21 | 12 |
1081 | Sure, leaving the house requires lightning reflexes and exquisite timing, but on the plus side, it IS right on the golf course... | 1.3717 | 0.05787 | 113 | 79 | 26 | 8 |
1082 | The past tenant paid his mortgage by selling balls back to the course. | 1.3716 | 0.04915 | 148 | 102 | 37 | 9 |
1083 | It may not be what you had in mind, but it's definitely above par for the neighborhood. | 1.3712 | 0.05203 | 132 | 91 | 33 | 8 |
1084 | I think you'll find it well priced considering it's on a golf course. | 1.3712 | 0.05313 | 132 | 92 | 31 | 9 |
1085 | Of course in this market your timing has to be just right. | 1.3712 | 0.05832 | 132 | 97 | 21 | 14 |
1086 | It's Dutch Colonial, of course, and the electric bills are practically nothing! | 1.3712 | 0.05091 | 132 | 90 | 35 | 7 |
1087 | And yes, it is carbon neutral. | 1.3709 | 0.05027 | 151 | 106 | 34 | 11 |
1088 | The timing is right to get into this one. | 1.3704 | 0.05123 | 135 | 93 | 34 | 8 |
1089 | Good news. Hardly anyone has been through so far. | 1.3704 | 0.05230 | 135 | 94 | 32 | 9 |
1090 | It’s equipped with a wind powered security system | 1.3704 | 0.05335 | 135 | 95 | 30 | 10 |
1091 | In your price range, I'm afraid this is the closest we can come to your living on a fareway. | 1.3704 | 0.05437 | 135 | 96 | 28 | 11 |
1092 | Wind-powered, this is for the family that wants to live green. | 1.3701 | 0.05220 | 127 | 87 | 33 | 7 |
1093 | I guarantee that “Dutch Modern Sustainable” will become the new American dream house. | 1.3701 | 0.05679 | 127 | 91 | 25 | 11 |
1094 | You said you wanted a place that was right on the 18th hole. | 1.3701 | 0.05679 | 127 | 91 | 25 | 11 |
1095 | I know you two like to putter around the house, so I think this place will be a perfect fit. | 1.3701 | 0.05099 | 127 | 86 | 35 | 6 |
1096 | And best of all, you don't have to worry about door-to-door solicitations. | 1.3701 | 0.05220 | 127 | 87 | 33 | 7 |
1097 | The sellers are highly motivated to sell under par. | 1.3701 | 0.05099 | 127 | 86 | 35 | 6 |
1098 | It’s a nice little extra...you can grind your own wheat | 1.3701 | 0.05568 | 127 | 90 | 27 | 10 |
1099 | Yeah, a little pricey for a par 2, but I also have a lovely par 3 church. | 1.3701 | 0.05220 | 127 | 87 | 33 | 7 |
1100 | Solar panels are overrated. | 1.3700 | 0.05972 | 100 | 69 | 25 | 6 |
1101 | So.. what's the price without the windmill? | 1.3699 | 0.05144 | 146 | 103 | 32 | 11 |
1102 | I’m not gonna lie to ya: it gets drafty in the winter, spring, summer, and fall. | 1.3699 | 0.05144 | 146 | 103 | 32 | 11 |
1103 | I’m sure I can find a small pencil somewhere around here, just sign on the dotted line and it’s all yours. | 1.3699 | 0.05235 | 146 | 104 | 30 | 12 |
1104 | You mentioned Dutch architecture and giant golf course. Two birdie's with one stone, eh?" | 1.3697 | 0.06186 | 119 | 88 | 18 | 13 |
1105 | It marries the tiny house concept with golf course amenities, and even features green energy as a bonus! | 1.3697 | 0.05830 | 119 | 85 | 24 | 10 |
1106 | Weren’t you the folks that wanted to be on a golf course? | 1.3697 | 0.05707 | 119 | 84 | 26 | 9 |
1107 | On the plus side, it's completely energy efficient. | 1.3697 | 0.05707 | 119 | 84 | 26 | 9 |
1108 | Did you find the place alright? | 1.3696 | 0.04941 | 138 | 94 | 37 | 7 |
1109 | There’s no points on the mortgage, but there will be a one stroke penalty if your monthly payment is late. | 1.3696 | 0.05352 | 138 | 98 | 29 | 11 |
1110 | The house is perfect for people that like to putter around. | 1.3696 | 0.05450 | 138 | 99 | 27 | 12 |
1111 | The neighborhood is very kid friendly. | 1.3696 | 0.04722 | 138 | 92 | 41 | 5 |
1112 | ...and the best feature is it fronts on a golf course. | 1.3694 | 0.06261 | 111 | 81 | 19 | 11 |
1113 | So, would you like to take it for a spin? | 1.3692 | 0.05365 | 130 | 91 | 30 | 9 |
1114 | It's a great location, and hardly anyone makes that putt. | 1.3691 | 0.04980 | 149 | 104 | 35 | 10 |
1115 | The window is closing fast | 1.3689 | 0.05843 | 122 | 88 | 23 | 11 |
1116 | Our whale's mouth model is another great option. | 1.3689 | 0.05843 | 122 | 88 | 23 | 11 |
1117 | I must disclose the strong wind advisory | 1.3689 | 0.05359 | 122 | 84 | 31 | 7 |
1118 | It needs some improvements, but that's par for the course. | 1.3688 | 0.04973 | 141 | 97 | 36 | 8 |
1119 | Think of it as a house to putter around in. | 1.3688 | 0.04973 | 141 | 97 | 36 | 8 |
1120 | I should tell you the last occupant died in a water hazard. | 1.3688 | 0.05270 | 141 | 100 | 30 | 11 |
1121 | And this one is right on the green. | 1.3684 | 0.05280 | 133 | 93 | 31 | 9 |
1122 | Now there are some reciprocal easements you should know about.... | 1.3684 | 0.05387 | 133 | 94 | 29 | 10 |
1123 | Don’t worry, the golf ball hardly ever makes it through. | 1.3684 | 0.05280 | 133 | 93 | 31 | 9 |
1124 | I suggest you take it for a spin. | 1.3684 | 0.05280 | 133 | 93 | 31 | 9 |
1125 | I love the big windows and natural light, but I think the lighthouse is more in our budget. | 1.3684 | 0.05387 | 133 | 94 | 29 | 10 |
1126 | You have to wait for it! wait for it! wait for it! . And then run like hell ! You’ll get use to it ! | 1.3684 | 0.05492 | 133 | 95 | 27 | 11 |
1127 | Picture yourself puttering around this place. | 1.3681 | 0.05001 | 144 | 100 | 35 | 9 |
1128 | I've spoken to the owners, and they're willing to throw in the clubs, too. | 1.3680 | 0.05627 | 125 | 89 | 26 | 10 |
1129 | I think you'll find the neighborhood above par | 1.3680 | 0.05740 | 125 | 90 | 24 | 11 |
1130 | Maintenance is a breeze. | 1.3677 | 0.04845 | 155 | 108 | 37 | 10 |
1131 | I also have 17 more different models for you to choose from. | 1.3676 | 0.05698 | 136 | 100 | 22 | 14 |
1132 | Not to worry. The golf ball only gets through every twenty strokes. | 1.3675 | 0.05642 | 117 | 82 | 27 | 8 |
1133 | I do have one Clown's Mouth model available. | 1.3675 | 0.05897 | 117 | 84 | 23 | 10 |
1134 | I guarantee you'll have a ball living here. | 1.3672 | 0.05532 | 128 | 91 | 27 | 10 |
1135 | So, I know a door was on your list, but I think I can get them to lower the price. | 1.3672 | 0.05305 | 128 | 89 | 31 | 8 |
1136 | Could I interest you in a lighthouse? | 1.3672 | 0.05187 | 128 | 88 | 33 | 7 |
1137 | With a market like this, it's all about timing. | 1.3672 | 0.05305 | 128 | 89 | 31 | 8 |
1138 | Don't ever leave the house in a rush. | 1.3669 | 0.05120 | 139 | 97 | 33 | 9 |
1139 | A great place to live! Timing is everything! | 1.3669 | 0.04912 | 139 | 95 | 37 | 7 |
1140 | "We'd recommend the back door for slower guests, especially when the fall breezes kick up" | 1.3669 | 0.05417 | 139 | 100 | 27 | 12 |
1141 | And there's a school nearby, just through the alligator's mouth. | 1.3667 | 0.05302 | 150 | 109 | 27 | 14 |
1142 | It's just like miniature golf but the stakes are higher. | 1.3667 | 0.05909 | 120 | 87 | 22 | 11 |
1143 | It's listed as a par 3 but the comps run closer to 4. | 1.3665 | 0.04801 | 161 | 113 | 37 | 11 |
1144 | It's all about timing. | 1.3664 | 0.05653 | 131 | 95 | 24 | 12 |
1145 | If you're willing to stretch, we can look at some par-4s. | 1.3664 | 0.05332 | 131 | 92 | 30 | 9 |
1146 | I guarantee you'll have a ball in this house. | 1.3664 | 0.05755 | 131 | 96 | 22 | 13 |
1147 | The asking price, Mr and Mrs Jones, is well below par". | 1.3664 | 0.05548 | 131 | 94 | 26 | 11 |
1148 | Golf course view, low maintenance, fun neighborhood- I really think this property checks all the boxes! | 1.3662 | 0.04945 | 142 | 98 | 36 | 8 |
1149 | It's priced to move and, trust me, you'll have a ball in this house! | 1.3661 | 0.05672 | 112 | 78 | 27 | 7 |
1150 | How about your kids, do they love running as well? | 1.3659 | 0.05687 | 123 | 88 | 25 | 10 |
1151 | I thought you said you wanted to live on golf course. | 1.3659 | 0.05448 | 123 | 86 | 29 | 8 |
1152 | No utility bill, it's a wind-wind deal | 1.3659 | 0.05569 | 123 | 87 | 27 | 9 |
1153 | It's the perfect location to putter around the house. | 1.3659 | 0.06029 | 123 | 91 | 19 | 13 |
1154 | It grinds your coffee and provides 50% of your electricity we got a deal? | 1.3657 | 0.05248 | 134 | 94 | 31 | 9 |
1155 | The sellers are downsizing to the clown's mouth | 1.3655 | 0.04973 | 145 | 101 | 35 | 9 |
1156 | I forgot to ask -- do you play golf? | 1.3654 | 0.04905 | 156 | 110 | 35 | 11 |
1157 | I know it’s a little out of your driving range... | 1.3652 | 0.05430 | 115 | 79 | 30 | 6 |
1158 | So, should I get the ball rolling on this? | 1.3651 | 0.05357 | 126 | 88 | 30 | 8 |
1159 | ...and this place is perfect for puttering around the house. | 1.3651 | 0.05589 | 126 | 90 | 26 | 10 |
1160 | At this price where else are you going to find three bedrooms with a view all in a gated community right on the course? | 1.3651 | 0.05475 | 126 | 89 | 28 | 9 |
1161 | A hole-in-one gets you free electricity for a year. | 1.3651 | 0.05357 | 126 | 88 | 30 | 8 |
1162 | It's actually harder leaving than entering. | 1.3651 | 0.05702 | 126 | 91 | 24 | 11 |
1163 | Yes, in this price range, thats par for the course. | 1.3650 | 0.05270 | 137 | 97 | 30 | 10 |
1164 | According to Zillow this place is a rating of Par 4 | 1.3650 | 0.05167 | 137 | 96 | 32 | 9 |
1165 | It's literally right on the course. | 1.3649 | 0.05087 | 148 | 105 | 32 | 11 |
1166 | I'm telling you, after a couple weeks you won't even notice | 1.3644 | 0.05855 | 118 | 85 | 23 | 10 |
1167 | Yes, the place is wheelchair accessible, as long as you have it synchronized. | 1.3644 | 0.05602 | 118 | 83 | 27 | 8 |
1168 | It’s our premium property. A putting green in the front yard, and absolutely no need for central air. | 1.3644 | 0.05059 | 118 | 79 | 35 | 4 |
1169 | Very reasonably priced and it’ll do wonders for your sense of timing. | 1.3644 | 0.05730 | 118 | 84 | 25 | 9 |
1170 | Timing is everything in real estate, and I want to bring you into this home at just the right moment. | 1.3643 | 0.05712 | 129 | 94 | 23 | 12 |
1171 | Welcome to Lilliputt. | 1.3643 | 0.05155 | 129 | 89 | 33 | 7 |
1172 | Actually, no-one discusses the elephant in the neighborhood. | 1.3643 | 0.05271 | 129 | 90 | 31 | 8 |
1173 | I told you it was located right on a golf course. | 1.3643 | 0.05385 | 129 | 91 | 29 | 9 |
1174 | Solar panels are so yesterday. Wind power is the future | 1.3643 | 0.05090 | 140 | 98 | 33 | 9 |
1175 | It's a steal at that price, but there are two hazards if either of you is a sleepwalker. | 1.3643 | 0.05288 | 140 | 100 | 29 | 11 |
1176 | Timing is everything folks. | 1.3643 | 0.05288 | 140 | 100 | 29 | 11 |
1177 | I also have a castle I can show you. | 1.3642 | 0.04926 | 151 | 106 | 35 | 10 |
1178 | Have I mentioned the unique selling point? | 1.3636 | 0.05629 | 121 | 86 | 26 | 9 |
1179 | It’s got European charm, country quiet, and none of the problems of Pirate Cove. | 1.3636 | 0.05407 | 132 | 94 | 28 | 10 |
1180 | If this is not working for you I can show you a lovely clown head that just came on the market. | 1.3636 | 0.05209 | 143 | 102 | 30 | 11 |
1181 | And there are strict association rules | 1.3636 | 0.05819 | 132 | 98 | 20 | 14 |
1182 | It's a semi-gated community with just a few water hazards. | 1.3636 | 0.05188 | 132 | 92 | 32 | 8 |
1183 | The best part, it slices, dices, and filets your solicitors | 1.3636 | 0.05512 | 132 | 95 | 26 | 11 |
1184 | Of course, novelty architecture is tricky to get into. | 1.3636 | 0.05016 | 143 | 100 | 34 | 9 |
1185 | And not just energy savings, you'll never have to mow the lawn again. | 1.3636 | 0.05298 | 132 | 93 | 30 | 9 |
1186 | It’s early Dutch. | 1.3636 | 0.05076 | 132 | 91 | 34 | 7 |
1187 | How's your sense of timing? | 1.3636 | 0.05629 | 121 | 86 | 26 | 9 |
1188 | The last couple to live here didn’t quite get the timing right. | 1.3636 | 0.04842 | 132 | 89 | 38 | 5 |
1189 | This house will sweep you right off your feet! | 1.3636 | 0.05302 | 143 | 103 | 28 | 12 |
1190 | I know you like the Castle, but the Windmill's fun factor is so much greater. | 1.3630 | 0.04750 | 146 | 100 | 39 | 7 |
1191 | It’ s great for someone who likes to putter around the house! | 1.3630 | 0.05313 | 146 | 106 | 27 | 13 |
1192 | Maybe you’d like The Gingerbread House better? | 1.3630 | 0.04999 | 135 | 93 | 35 | 7 |
1193 | There are three things I keep my eye out for: location, location, location, mostly of balls. | 1.3630 | 0.04999 | 135 | 93 | 35 | 7 |
1194 | You get a front door a quarter of the time. | 1.3630 | 0.05321 | 135 | 96 | 29 | 10 |
1195 | Look, you said you wanted a house on a golf course..." | 1.3630 | 0.04773 | 135 | 91 | 39 | 5 |
1196 | The incessant ‘whoosh, whoosh’ is actually quite soothing. Just be vigilant when entering and exiting. | 1.3630 | 0.05321 | 135 | 96 | 29 | 10 |
1197 | I promise you the price of this one is on par with the rest of the neighborhood. | 1.3630 | 0.05424 | 135 | 97 | 27 | 11 |
1198 | Sure, I have other properties but none as challenging. | 1.3630 | 0.04999 | 135 | 93 | 35 | 7 |
1199 | You seem like a couple of people with really good timing... | 1.3629 | 0.05649 | 124 | 89 | 25 | 10 |
1200 | It’s super-charming, and you simply cannot get closer to the golf course | 1.3629 | 0.05649 | 124 | 89 | 25 | 10 |
1201 | Make sure the area between the front and back doors is kept clear. | 1.3629 | 0.05164 | 124 | 85 | 33 | 6 |
1202 | My client would like to play through. | 1.3629 | 0.05532 | 124 | 88 | 27 | 9 |
1203 | Do either of you golf? | 1.3624 | 0.04968 | 149 | 105 | 34 | 10 |
1204 | Or would you prefer the more traditional clown’s mouth entrance? | 1.3623 | 0.05137 | 138 | 97 | 32 | 9 |
1205 | Fairway views in your price range don't come without a few trade-offs." | 1.3623 | 0.04926 | 138 | 95 | 36 | 7 |
1206 | Just use the back door and you'll be fine. | 1.3623 | 0.04926 | 138 | 95 | 36 | 7 |
1207 | It's golf course frontage on a Lilliputian budget. | 1.3622 | 0.05439 | 127 | 90 | 28 | 9 |
1208 | With this one, it's all about the timing. | 1.3622 | 0.05553 | 127 | 91 | 26 | 10 |
1209 | You’ll find this home very energy efficient | 1.3622 | 0.05083 | 127 | 87 | 34 | 6 |
1210 | Your cats will love it. | 1.3622 | 0.05881 | 127 | 94 | 20 | 13 |
1211 | Do you golf? | 1.3622 | 0.05553 | 127 | 91 | 26 | 10 |
1212 | I would advise timing your exits. The previous tenant landed in Sweden. | 1.3621 | 0.05664 | 116 | 82 | 26 | 8 |
1213 | I suggest you get flood, fire, and golf ball insurance. | 1.3617 | 0.05160 | 141 | 100 | 31 | 10 |
1214 | The asking price is ten million tickets. | 1.3617 | 0.05446 | 141 | 103 | 25 | 13 |
1215 | It makes as much sense as anything else these days. | 1.3615 | 0.05461 | 130 | 93 | 27 | 10 |
1216 | It will turn quickly. | 1.3615 | 0.05350 | 130 | 92 | 29 | 9 |
1217 | You’ll love the open floor plan, but you’ve gotta be fast in and out! | 1.3615 | 0.05238 | 130 | 91 | 31 | 8 |
1218 | you'll save a bundle on your electric bill in the summer. | 1.3613 | 0.05025 | 119 | 80 | 35 | 4 |
1219 | The asking price is on Par with similar places in this neighborhood. | 1.3613 | 0.05563 | 119 | 84 | 27 | 8 |
1220 | Open floor plan, maintenance-free fenced-in yard, and the commuters are, at worst, heavy foot traffic. | 1.3613 | 0.05434 | 119 | 83 | 29 | 7 |
1221 | We're lucky to have found something this size on your budget. | 1.3613 | 0.05165 | 119 | 81 | 33 | 5 |
1222 | This house is really cool. | 1.3611 | 0.05363 | 144 | 105 | 26 | 13 |
1223 | Are you kidding, if you got to keep the balls I would have bought the place. | 1.3611 | 0.05179 | 144 | 103 | 30 | 11 |
1224 | If not to your taste, I also have a giant clown's mouth up the street. | 1.3609 | 0.05373 | 133 | 95 | 28 | 10 |
1225 | Our last tenent walked in his sleep. | 1.3609 | 0.05682 | 133 | 98 | 22 | 13 |
1226 | Most folks who buy this model tend to be fairly agile. | 1.3609 | 0.04930 | 133 | 91 | 36 | 6 |
1227 | But in real estate timing is everything. | 1.3609 | 0.05156 | 133 | 93 | 32 | 8 |
1228 | Have I mentioned the easement? | 1.3609 | 0.05373 | 133 | 95 | 28 | 10 |
1229 | And don't forget, there's a great school on the fifth hole. | 1.3607 | 0.05214 | 122 | 84 | 32 | 6 |
1230 | You mentioned solar panels before, and well, I think you’re gonna love this. | 1.3607 | 0.05214 | 122 | 84 | 32 | 6 |
1231 | This is the only par 5 on the market | 1.3607 | 0.05590 | 122 | 87 | 26 | 9 |
1232 | 1t has 144 square ft. on the main floor, it's on a golf course, and, oh, watch your head. | 1.3607 | 0.05342 | 122 | 85 | 30 | 7 |
1233 | Thrill seekers can set it for FIFTY revolutions per minute! | 1.3605 | 0.05194 | 147 | 106 | 29 | 12 |
1234 | I've also got some lovely properties on the front 9. | 1.3604 | 0.06110 | 111 | 81 | 20 | 10 |
1235 | There is that, but on the other hand your electric bill will be very low and you will have lots of fresh flour. | 1.3604 | 0.05975 | 111 | 80 | 22 | 9 |
1236 | You do need to schedule your exits a bit | 1.3604 | 0.05694 | 111 | 78 | 26 | 7 |
1237 | And best of all, the school district is ranked sub-par. | 1.3603 | 0.05390 | 136 | 98 | 27 | 11 |
1238 | The neighbors are generally nice, but the guy at the end of the block is a real clown. | 1.3603 | 0.05685 | 136 | 101 | 21 | 14 |
1239 | It's 2 bedroom, 2 bath, and 2 par | 1.3603 | 0.04970 | 136 | 94 | 35 | 7 |
1240 | We call it the heads up house | 1.3600 | 0.05376 | 125 | 88 | 29 | 8 |
1241 | As you can imagine, there are pros and cons to golf course living. | 1.3600 | 0.06439 | 100 | 73 | 18 | 9 |
1242 | Don’t worry, they are used to low ball offers. | 1.3600 | 0.05131 | 125 | 86 | 33 | 6 |
1243 | What will it take to putt putt you in this house? | 1.3600 | 0.05836 | 125 | 92 | 21 | 12 |
1244 | It's a fine example of pre-industrial air conditioning. | 1.3596 | 0.05590 | 114 | 80 | 27 | 7 |
1245 | Your offer is about on par. | 1.3594 | 0.05289 | 128 | 90 | 30 | 8 |
1246 | It's a unique opportunity to live within the golf course instead of just nearby | 1.3594 | 0.05404 | 128 | 91 | 28 | 9 |
1247 | Noise? What noise? | 1.3594 | 0.05404 | 128 | 91 | 28 | 9 |
1248 | Good news its discounted , bad news, when you hear the swish sound you have 3 seconds to enter or exit. | 1.3592 | 0.04931 | 142 | 99 | 35 | 8 |
1249 | You have to make up you mind now - there is another interested party about to tee off. | 1.3592 | 0.05031 | 142 | 100 | 33 | 9 |
1250 | Before we go inside, I’ll need you to sign this liability waiver using a tiny, unsharpened pencil. | 1.3590 | 0.06004 | 117 | 86 | 20 | 11 |
1251 | So it’s a choice between this one or the clown’s mouth colonial? | 1.3590 | 0.05753 | 117 | 84 | 24 | 9 |
1252 | You wanted a dream home on a golf course, what do you think? | 1.3590 | 0.05880 | 117 | 85 | 22 | 10 |
1253 | This is the perfect home for a family of fore. | 1.3590 | 0.05880 | 117 | 85 | 22 | 10 |
1254 | The good news is you don't have intruders on a windy day. | 1.3590 | 0.05624 | 117 | 83 | 26 | 8 |
1255 | Entering the front door is all in the timing. | 1.3590 | 0.05073 | 117 | 79 | 34 | 4 |
1256 | In golf as in real-estate, timing is everything.” | 1.3590 | 0.05753 | 117 | 84 | 24 | 9 |
1257 | Mr and Mrs Quixote, your dream home awaits. | 1.3588 | 0.05091 | 131 | 91 | 33 | 7 |
1258 | It's a buyer's market. If you time it right you won't end up in the hole." | 1.3588 | 0.05317 | 131 | 93 | 29 | 9 |
1259 | You are the first people to notice the hole in the back yard. | 1.3588 | 0.04974 | 131 | 90 | 35 | 6 |
1260 | All the lawns are AstroTurf, that's par for the course these days. | 1.3585 | 0.04828 | 159 | 113 | 35 | 11 |
1261 | Everything seems to be in order, now how's your sense of timing. | 1.3583 | 0.06011 | 120 | 89 | 19 | 12 |
1262 | With this house you do have to deal with the occasional odd ball coming in, but that is just life these days. | 1.3583 | 0.05650 | 120 | 86 | 25 | 9 |
1263 | Okay, you're probably asking why is the hole in FRONT of the windmill... | 1.3583 | 0.05265 | 120 | 83 | 31 | 6 |
1264 | The elephant is not in the room, sir. He is in the backyard. | 1.3583 | 0.05773 | 120 | 87 | 23 | 10 |
1265 | Minor problem; timing your exits | 1.3582 | 0.05339 | 134 | 96 | 28 | 10 |
1266 | With four revolving white picket fences, this beauty won't be on the market for very long. | 1.3582 | 0.05545 | 134 | 98 | 24 | 12 |
1267 | Yes, this is especially known as a 'kid-friendly neighborhood' | 1.3582 | 0.05125 | 134 | 94 | 32 | 8 |
1268 | In this market, your timing has to be juuust right. | 1.3582 | 0.05545 | 134 | 98 | 24 | 12 |
1269 | You'll love the in-home renewable energy and free golf balls. | 1.3582 | 0.05233 | 134 | 95 | 30 | 9 |
1270 | Sure it's risky, but renewable energy is the future. | 1.3582 | 0.05233 | 134 | 95 | 30 | 9 |
1271 | Of course, the hole location is negotiable. | 1.3581 | 0.04890 | 148 | 104 | 35 | 9 |
1272 | The closest grocery store is three holes over. | 1.3581 | 0.04795 | 148 | 103 | 37 | 8 |
1273 | Welcome to the most unique Airbnb in the city! | 1.3577 | 0.05307 | 123 | 86 | 30 | 7 |
1274 | Me. Quixote will see you now. | 1.3577 | 0.05787 | 123 | 90 | 22 | 11 |
1275 | Energy self-sufficiency, low-maintenance lawn, and a surprisingly fun neighborhood. | 1.3577 | 0.05307 | 123 | 86 | 30 | 7 |
1276 | The good news is that your electricity won't go out during a windstorm. The bad news is that you won't,either | 1.3577 | 0.06013 | 123 | 92 | 18 | 13 |
1277 | A light breeze will recharge your Tesla. | 1.3577 | 0.05153 | 137 | 97 | 31 | 9 |
1278 | The home security system is a bit unusual but effective. | 1.3577 | 0.04603 | 137 | 92 | 41 | 4 |
1279 | It has a faster speed, for religious solicitors! | 1.3577 | 0.05837 | 137 | 104 | 17 | 16 |
1280 | In this market, it’s all about timing. | 1.3577 | 0.05256 | 137 | 98 | 29 | 10 |
1281 | It's a huge kid friendly neighborhood. | 1.3577 | 0.05256 | 137 | 98 | 29 | 10 |
1282 | The clown next door never shuts his mouth. | 1.3577 | 0.05357 | 137 | 99 | 27 | 11 |
1283 | Built-in 24/7 security--and fresh-ground flour. What's not to like? | 1.3576 | 0.04823 | 151 | 106 | 36 | 9 |
1284 | I think you're timing's gonna be just right to get into this little starter. | 1.3571 | 0.05221 | 126 | 88 | 31 | 7 |
1285 | We should make an offer before the next foresome plays through. | 1.3571 | 0.05076 | 140 | 99 | 32 | 9 |
1286 | It's a nice little place where you can putter around. | 1.3571 | 0.05466 | 140 | 103 | 24 | 13 |
1287 | This one here is more eco-friendly, but the clowns mouth has a much nicer kitchen. | 1.3571 | 0.05930 | 112 | 81 | 22 | 9 |
1288 | The previous tenant moved on, after six strokes. | 1.3571 | 0.05466 | 140 | 103 | 24 | 13 |
1289 | But on the plus side: no lawn care. | 1.3571 | 0.05076 | 140 | 99 | 32 | 9 |
1290 | Trust me, it’s a home in one | 1.3571 | 0.04763 | 140 | 96 | 38 | 6 |
1291 | And, you will love your electric bill! | 1.3571 | 0.05341 | 126 | 89 | 29 | 8 |
1292 | And it's only a short drive to the water! | 1.3571 | 0.05686 | 126 | 92 | 23 | 11 |
1293 | Well, I could show you seventeen more properties, but honestly they're holes too. | 1.3571 | 0.06195 | 112 | 83 | 18 | 11 |
1294 | But you said you were looking for a house on a golf course. | 1.3566 | 0.04801 | 143 | 99 | 37 | 7 |
1295 | I hate to say I told you so, but the name on the wall did say Putt-Putt Acres. | 1.3566 | 0.05100 | 143 | 102 | 31 | 10 |
1296 | It's the quietest street in the neighborhood. Hardly anyone ever makes it. | 1.3566 | 0.04698 | 143 | 98 | 39 | 6 |
1297 | Perfect for someone who wants to putter around the house. | 1.3566 | 0.05002 | 143 | 101 | 33 | 9 |
1298 | So, it's a little tricky getting into the house, but you get as many chances as you need. | 1.3566 | 0.04592 | 143 | 97 | 41 | 5 |
1299 | Well,at least it's on a golf course | 1.3566 | 0.04903 | 143 | 100 | 35 | 8 |
1300 | I think the Gingerbread House might fit your tastes better. | 1.3566 | 0.05255 | 129 | 91 | 30 | 8 |
1301 | There's a lot of room to putz around | 1.3566 | 0.05369 | 129 | 92 | 28 | 9 |
1302 | Keep in mind, it is a seller’s market. | 1.3565 | 0.05268 | 115 | 79 | 31 | 5 |
1303 | Best to stay indoors on windy days | 1.3562 | 0.05389 | 146 | 108 | 24 | 14 |
1304 | And its the only property on the course with an alternative energy system. | 1.3562 | 0.04835 | 146 | 102 | 36 | 8 |
1305 | You just have to time your entrance | 1.3562 | 0.05211 | 146 | 106 | 28 | 12 |
1306 | Well, no, there's no DOOR. But it does stop roughly two-thirds of golf balls that attempt to enter. | 1.3561 | 0.04825 | 132 | 90 | 37 | 5 |
1307 | Now let’s address the elephant in the room | 1.3561 | 0.05602 | 132 | 97 | 23 | 12 |
1308 | If you don't like your caller....take your time answering the door | 1.3561 | 0.05392 | 132 | 95 | 27 | 10 |
1309 | Sure solar is hot these days, but this is time tested technology. | 1.3559 | 0.05584 | 118 | 84 | 26 | 8 |
1310 | It has great cross-ventilation, and waterfall views from every room. | 1.3559 | 0.05318 | 118 | 82 | 30 | 6 |
1311 | So... your husband was telling me your mother is in a wheelchair. | 1.3556 | 0.05511 | 135 | 99 | 24 | 12 |
1312 | This model features an open floor plan and central air conditioning. | 1.3556 | 0.05201 | 135 | 96 | 30 | 9 |
1313 | Forget solar. RetroWind Estates is the way to go! | 1.3556 | 0.05409 | 135 | 98 | 26 | 11 |
1314 | The Holland features keyless entry, utilizing a state-of-the-art timing pattern. | 1.3556 | 0.05409 | 135 | 98 | 26 | 11 |
1315 | Good news! The owners are tilting towards your offer. | 1.3556 | 0.04984 | 135 | 94 | 34 | 7 |
1316 | It's a lovely par 3 with a European flair and a fantastic view of the lighthouse. | 1.3556 | 0.05511 | 135 | 99 | 24 | 12 |
1317 | Manicured lawn.Pool out the front door.Continuous air flow throughout the House. What's not to like? | 1.3556 | 0.04757 | 135 | 92 | 38 | 5 |
1318 | And you'll find that the asking price is par for the course. | 1.3556 | 0.05201 | 135 | 96 | 30 | 9 |
1319 | You're in easy putting distance to great local schools and houses of worship. | 1.3554 | 0.05230 | 121 | 84 | 31 | 6 |
1320 | What do you say we get the ball rolling on this one? | 1.3554 | 0.05611 | 121 | 87 | 25 | 9 |
1321 | It’s great exercise, and folks usually miss the door. | 1.3554 | 0.05487 | 121 | 86 | 27 | 8 |
1322 | This house just came onto the market. Your timing is impeccable. As it must be with this property. | 1.3554 | 0.05852 | 121 | 89 | 21 | 11 |
1323 | 'You know that golf course property always appreciates in value.' | 1.3551 | 0.05224 | 138 | 99 | 29 | 10 |
1324 | ``Step this way,and you'll be able to inspect the rooftop momentarily.'' | 1.3551 | 0.05224 | 138 | 99 | 29 | 10 |
1325 | Tulips included. | 1.3551 | 0.05520 | 138 | 102 | 23 | 13 |
1326 | Before 10 am, you can putter around the yard as much as you like. | 1.3551 | 0.05018 | 138 | 97 | 33 | 8 |
1327 | The real estate market is all about timing. | 1.3551 | 0.05520 | 138 | 102 | 23 | 13 |
1328 | Only one of us can enter at a time | 1.3548 | 0.05146 | 124 | 86 | 32 | 6 |
1329 | You stipulated off-the-grid, close to church and near the zoo. Looks like a no-brainer to me. | 1.3548 | 0.05515 | 124 | 89 | 26 | 9 |
1330 | The seller is motivated and willing to throw in some wooden shoes... | 1.3546 | 0.05046 | 141 | 100 | 32 | 9 |
1331 | Sure you could go with solar panels but these babies work day AND night. | 1.3546 | 0.05046 | 141 | 100 | 32 | 9 |
1332 | Look, you weren’t excited about the bounce house; didn’t even want to enter the escape room... Frankly, I’m beginning to think you two aren’t as into entertaining as you originally led me to believe. | 1.3546 | 0.04945 | 141 | 99 | 34 | 8 |
1333 | You said you were looking for a place to putter around. | 1.3543 | 0.05065 | 127 | 88 | 33 | 6 |
1334 | And every 3 seconds, it keeps intruders from entering. | 1.3543 | 0.05537 | 127 | 92 | 25 | 10 |
1335 | It’s got great cross ventilation! | 1.3543 | 0.05537 | 127 | 92 | 25 | 10 |
1336 | solar panels are so last year | 1.3543 | 0.05537 | 127 | 92 | 25 | 10 |
1337 | The ad said golf course with wind turbines | 1.3543 | 0.05065 | 127 | 88 | 33 | 6 |
1338 | It's all about ''Timing, Timing, Timing.' | 1.3543 | 0.05187 | 127 | 89 | 31 | 7 |
1339 | Yes, old world charm meets wind energy efficient...but do take care entering the front door... | 1.3543 | 0.05065 | 127 | 88 | 33 | 6 |
1340 | Dont worry, almost no one makes it in. | 1.3543 | 0.05306 | 127 | 90 | 29 | 8 |
1341 | When we said located on a golf course we really meant it. | 1.3542 | 0.04774 | 144 | 100 | 37 | 7 |
1342 | To the left is a beautiful sandy park, behind you is a water feature and here we have a Dutch revival inspired home perfect for puttering around in your retirement. | 1.3540 | 0.06018 | 113 | 83 | 20 | 10 |
1343 | This was his first miniature golf course. That's why the windmill is so bigly. | 1.3540 | 0.05750 | 113 | 81 | 24 | 8 |
1344 | I wouldn't worry about it. The golf balls rarely make it in the door. | 1.3540 | 0.05750 | 113 | 81 | 24 | 8 |
1345 | This would serve nicely for a family of 'fore'. | 1.3538 | 0.05764 | 130 | 97 | 20 | 13 |
1346 | Timing is everything in today's housing market. | 1.3538 | 0.05554 | 130 | 95 | 24 | 11 |
1347 | Look the time to buy is now, before they put in the Hole Foods. | 1.3538 | 0.05335 | 130 | 93 | 28 | 9 |
1348 | This new listing is above par. | 1.3538 | 0.05222 | 130 | 92 | 30 | 8 |
1349 | When I said Dutch Colonial, this isn't what I wanted | 1.3538 | 0.04988 | 130 | 90 | 34 | 6 |
1350 | Perhaps, you could show us something with solar panels? | 1.3538 | 0.05222 | 130 | 92 | 30 | 8 |
1351 | In no time at all, you'll be hearing the putter-patter of little feet. | 1.3538 | 0.05335 | 130 | 93 | 28 | 9 |
1352 | The property value will skyrocket once they finish the castle down the street. | 1.3538 | 0.05222 | 130 | 92 | 30 | 8 |
1353 | It's a one bedroom, two par hole in the wall. | 1.3537 | 0.04808 | 147 | 103 | 36 | 8 |
1354 | No electric bill for the next couple of centuries | 1.3534 | 0.05373 | 116 | 81 | 29 | 6 |
1355 | It was cheaper to install than solar panels. | 1.3534 | 0.05463 | 133 | 97 | 25 | 11 |
1356 | This is a rare opportunity to get into this neighborhood. Timing is everything! | 1.3534 | 0.05250 | 133 | 95 | 29 | 9 |
1357 | Listen, we all know that timing is everything in real estate! | 1.3534 | 0.05140 | 133 | 94 | 31 | 8 |
1358 | The listing did say it was a green community. | 1.3534 | 0.04797 | 133 | 91 | 37 | 5 |
1359 | Admittedly, it's not quite on par with the others".. | 1.3534 | 0.05028 | 133 | 93 | 33 | 7 |
1360 | Yea, you're gonna want to spend most of your time upstairs. | 1.3533 | 0.04647 | 150 | 104 | 39 | 7 |
1361 | This property is right on par with your budget. | 1.3533 | 0.05106 | 150 | 109 | 29 | 12 |
1362 | I’m gonna be honest with you; I don’t know what’s down there. | 1.3529 | 0.05545 | 119 | 85 | 26 | 8 |
1363 | ...and don't you worry about that giant gaping hole. That's just where Billy lives. | 1.3529 | 0.05672 | 119 | 86 | 24 | 9 |
1364 | I think you'll find this is much better than the clown's mouth neighborhood. | 1.3529 | 0.06037 | 119 | 89 | 18 | 12 |
1365 | Now, I know you wanted something that felt a little more 'authentic'... | 1.3529 | 0.04954 | 136 | 95 | 34 | 7 |
1366 | It's like a revolving door. You just have to be careful when you enter and exit. | 1.3529 | 0.04954 | 136 | 95 | 34 | 7 |
1367 | The entryway is a little tricky. | 1.3529 | 0.04954 | 136 | 95 | 34 | 7 |
1368 | You can get in most of the time. | 1.3529 | 0.05685 | 102 | 71 | 26 | 5 |
1369 | The other buzzword in real estate is “Timing timing, timing!” | 1.3529 | 0.05545 | 119 | 85 | 26 | 8 |
1370 | ... and wait until you see the clubhouse. | 1.3525 | 0.05390 | 139 | 102 | 25 | 12 |
1371 | This is the best property I found, with a golf course view, that is within your price range | 1.3525 | 0.05450 | 122 | 87 | 27 | 8 |
1372 | Yes, it has Central Air. | 1.3525 | 0.05693 | 122 | 89 | 23 | 10 |
1373 | It’s perfect, for those that like to putter around the house. | 1.3521 | 0.04709 | 142 | 98 | 38 | 6 |
1374 | yes, the front door is a little tricky | 1.3521 | 0.05116 | 142 | 102 | 30 | 10 |
1375 | The savings on your electric bill will make up for the inconvenience | 1.3520 | 0.05237 | 125 | 88 | 30 | 7 |
1376 | Negative electric bill, grind your own flour, and zero solicitors. | 1.3520 | 0.05237 | 125 | 88 | 30 | 7 |
1377 | On the plus side, you'll never have to cut the grass. | 1.3520 | 0.05478 | 125 | 90 | 26 | 9 |
1378 | Let's face it. All real estate is timing. | 1.3520 | 0.05237 | 125 | 88 | 30 | 7 |
1379 | Mulberry, the elephant, anxiously waits while his parents learn if exotic pets are allowed. | 1.3520 | 0.05478 | 125 | 90 | 26 | 9 |
1380 | Other than the ingress and egress issue the house is very nice! | 1.3520 | 0.05112 | 125 | 87 | 32 | 6 |
1381 | It’s resort living, without all the pretense. | 1.3520 | 0.05237 | 125 | 88 | 30 | 7 |
1382 | And you'll be right on the golf course! | 1.3519 | 0.05929 | 108 | 78 | 22 | 8 |
1383 | If you like to putter around, look no further. | 1.3517 | 0.04945 | 145 | 103 | 33 | 9 |
1384 | I hope you don’t mind temporarily obstructed views. | 1.3517 | 0.04945 | 145 | 103 | 33 | 9 |
1385 | This is the only Dutch Revival you'll find in such a family-friendly neighborhood. | 1.3516 | 0.05387 | 128 | 92 | 27 | 9 |
1386 | What it lacks in privacy it makes up for in schadenfreude. | 1.3516 | 0.05272 | 128 | 91 | 29 | 8 |
1387 | We can take a look inside if you feel ready. | 1.3516 | 0.05387 | 128 | 92 | 27 | 9 |
1388 | Yes, the previous owners... split up, shall we say | 1.3516 | 0.05154 | 128 | 90 | 31 | 7 |
1389 | It is a bit unconventional, but the energy savings are outstanding! | 1.3516 | 0.05154 | 128 | 90 | 31 | 7 |
1390 | It's a bit over your budget, however it has everything on your checklist - vaulted ceiling, open concept living-dining room, granite counter tops and intermittent river views. | 1.3516 | 0.05611 | 128 | 94 | 23 | 11 |
1391 | You wanted a 'green' home close to the golf course? Mission accomplished. | 1.3514 | 0.04970 | 148 | 106 | 32 | 10 |
1392 | Occasionally a golf ball will roll through the front door | 1.3514 | 0.05955 | 111 | 81 | 21 | 9 |
1393 | There's a birdie nesting on the roof, and a hole in one of the floorboards but that's par for the course. | 1.3514 | 0.04483 | 148 | 101 | 42 | 5 |
1394 | It's a par 4 at a par 2 price. | 1.3511 | 0.05410 | 131 | 95 | 26 | 10 |
1395 | It's not really the blades, it's the giant golf balls that make it hard to sell. | 1.3511 | 0.05189 | 131 | 93 | 30 | 8 |
1396 | The last couple I showed this to were bowled over once they got inside. | 1.3511 | 0.04714 | 131 | 89 | 38 | 4 |
1397 | I'd highly recommend you stay upstairs. | 1.3510 | 0.04901 | 151 | 108 | 33 | 10 |
1398 | Now this little baby is a golfer’s dream! | 1.3510 | 0.04810 | 151 | 107 | 35 | 9 |
1399 | Now, the only drawback is that you will have to time your exits and entrances carefully!" | 1.3509 | 0.05973 | 114 | 84 | 20 | 10 |
1400 | And to top it off, it has a very low carbon footprint. | 1.3509 | 0.05570 | 114 | 81 | 26 | 7 |
1401 | Could be worse. We could be in a Whac-A-Mole game. | 1.3509 | 0.05135 | 114 | 78 | 32 | 4 |
1402 | Ever since Old Man Quixote moved, the neighborhood's been pretty quiet. | 1.3507 | 0.04998 | 134 | 94 | 33 | 7 |
1403 | But on the other hand, you get a huge energy tax credit. | 1.3507 | 0.04998 | 134 | 94 | 33 | 7 |
1404 | This one comes with its own security system | 1.3507 | 0.05324 | 134 | 97 | 27 | 10 |
1405 | It's the perfect Starter Hole. | 1.3504 | 0.05605 | 117 | 84 | 25 | 8 |
1406 | It's more efficient than solar. | 1.3504 | 0.05735 | 117 | 85 | 23 | 9 |
1407 | Fore!Closure! | 1.3504 | 0.05605 | 117 | 84 | 25 | 8 |
1408 | This is the last one left. I already sold the other seventeen. | 1.3504 | 0.05335 | 117 | 82 | 29 | 6 |
1409 | This one offers a view of the Eiffel Tower AND the Sphinx. | 1.3504 | 0.05735 | 117 | 85 | 23 | 9 |
1410 | Yes there’s a minor easement, but utilities are included! | 1.3504 | 0.05241 | 137 | 99 | 28 | 10 |
1411 | Let me show you a sweet castle on #18. | 1.3504 | 0.05032 | 137 | 97 | 32 | 8 |
1412 | And here's your new backyard: perfect for just puttering around. | 1.3504 | 0.05138 | 137 | 98 | 30 | 9 |
1413 | Yes...but it also makes break-ins difficult. | 1.3504 | 0.05138 | 137 | 98 | 30 | 9 |
1414 | And you save a ton on your electric bill. | 1.3504 | 0.05442 | 137 | 101 | 24 | 12 |
1415 | I also have something easier in this neighborhood | 1.3504 | 0.05032 | 137 | 97 | 32 | 8 |
1416 | Real estate rule #2: Timing is everything | 1.3504 | 0.05138 | 137 | 98 | 30 | 9 |
1417 | Your timing couldn't be better. | 1.3503 | 0.04770 | 157 | 112 | 35 | 10 |
1418 | As with every goal, timing is everything. | 1.3503 | 0.04855 | 157 | 113 | 33 | 11 |
1419 | If you don't like this, I can show you something on the 15th hole. | 1.3500 | 0.05507 | 120 | 86 | 26 | 8 |
1420 | Let's not make this more difficult than it already is. | 1.3500 | 0.05632 | 120 | 87 | 24 | 9 |
1421 | I was finally able to find something in the neighborhood in your price range. | 1.3500 | 0.04959 | 140 | 99 | 33 | 8 |
1422 | Before he was President, he combined his love of real estate with his passion for golf. | 1.3500 | 0.05632 | 120 | 87 | 24 | 9 |
1423 | And now for the elephant in the room . . ." | 1.3500 | 0.05061 | 140 | 100 | 31 | 9 |
1424 | Yes, the door does swing inward._ | 1.3500 | 0.04624 | 160 | 113 | 38 | 9 |
1425 | Do you want to hear the short or long winded version? | 1.3500 | 0.04637 | 140 | 96 | 39 | 5 |
1426 | Financing is a breeze | 1.3500 | 0.04854 | 140 | 98 | 35 | 7 |
1427 | Don Quixote has a vacation home here. | 1.3500 | 0.06109 | 120 | 91 | 16 | 13 |
1428 | If this one doesn't appeal I have a bridge I could sell you on the 8th hole | 1.3497 | 0.04888 | 143 | 101 | 34 | 8 |
1429 | Surviving the home-buying process is all about timing. | 1.3496 | 0.05288 | 123 | 87 | 29 | 7 |
1430 | You'll have a ball in this house. | 1.3496 | 0.05770 | 123 | 91 | 21 | 11 |
1431 | The upside is that if someone gets a hole-in-one, your rent is paid for the month! | 1.3496 | 0.05288 | 123 | 87 | 29 | 7 |
1432 | Classic European architecture, adjoining a golf course--I feel I've hit a home run finding this property for you. | 1.3496 | 0.05535 | 123 | 89 | 25 | 9 |
1433 | I've reviewed your case, and I'm afraid you will not be able to take a mulligan. | 1.3496 | 0.05535 | 123 | 89 | 25 | 9 |
1434 | It's a bit of a fixer-upper, but in this neighborhood - - that's par for the course. | 1.3496 | 0.05413 | 123 | 88 | 27 | 8 |
1435 | Regarding your homeowner's policy, I should point out that a large, white ball coming through your door is considered an "act-of-God..." | 1.3492 | 0.05441 | 126 | 91 | 26 | 9 |
1436 | When I count to three; run through the door. | 1.3492 | 0.05670 | 126 | 93 | 22 | 11 |
1437 | The lot is perfect for a tear-down and rebuild: were you thinking volcano or clown's mouth? | 1.3492 | 0.05441 | 126 | 91 | 26 | 9 |
1438 | I recommend taking the hole-in-one insurance. | 1.3492 | 0.05557 | 126 | 92 | 24 | 10 |
1439 | In our business, timing matters. | 1.3492 | 0.05781 | 126 | 94 | 20 | 12 |
1440 | Look at it this way....your kids won't want to be living with you after college. | 1.3492 | 0.05323 | 126 | 90 | 28 | 8 |
1441 | It gives true meaning to putter-ing around the house. | 1.3492 | 0.05557 | 126 | 92 | 24 | 10 |
1442 | Of course it's a little dicey on windy days but that's why you're getting such a great price. | 1.3492 | 0.05323 | 126 | 90 | 28 | 8 |
1443 | Of course, you will need to be a bit careful when coming in or going out. | 1.3492 | 0.05323 | 126 | 90 | 28 | 8 |
1444 | It’s got a great view of the 18th hole. | 1.3492 | 0.05557 | 126 | 92 | 24 | 10 |
1445 | Now this is something less run-of-the-mill. | 1.3492 | 0.05323 | 126 | 90 | 28 | 8 |
1446 | I'm going to be honest with you. The groundhogs around here are the size of Vespas. | 1.3490 | 0.04755 | 149 | 105 | 36 | 8 |
1447 | The good news is the windmill is solar-powered. | 1.3490 | 0.04849 | 149 | 106 | 34 | 9 |
1448 | Once you get around the hazards, this place is a real hole-in-one. | 1.3488 | 0.05121 | 129 | 91 | 31 | 7 |
1449 | Not only does this offer sustainable living; if you exit the house without getting hit by the windmill and jump in the hole you are delivered right to the street. | 1.3488 | 0.05464 | 129 | 94 | 25 | 10 |
1450 | It's zoned as a drive-through | 1.3488 | 0.05464 | 129 | 94 | 25 | 10 |
1451 | Easements? Yeah, a couple. | 1.3488 | 0.05001 | 129 | 90 | 33 | 6 |
1452 | The deal on this one is incredible, but you'll have to move fast. | 1.3488 | 0.05464 | 129 | 94 | 25 | 10 |
1453 | With good timing and a little hustle you’ll make it inside unscathed every time. | 1.3488 | 0.05352 | 129 | 93 | 27 | 9 |
1454 | And there's easy access to the beach over the bridge obstacle. | 1.3488 | 0.04753 | 129 | 88 | 37 | 4 |
1455 | So that’s what you meant by revolving doors. | 1.3488 | 0.05574 | 129 | 95 | 23 | 11 |
1456 | The last owners told us that slow, turning creaking sound helped them sleep like babies. | 1.3486 | 0.05738 | 109 | 78 | 24 | 7 |
1457 | Yes, but you'll be fine---it's a really tough shot. | 1.3485 | 0.05267 | 132 | 95 | 28 | 9 |
1458 | I'd show you the interior, but I hear the guy up next is pretty good. | 1.3485 | 0.05587 | 132 | 98 | 22 | 12 |
1459 | Here we have a motivated seller. You can get this for 20% less than the Gingerbread House we looked at yesterday | 1.3485 | 0.05156 | 132 | 94 | 30 | 8 |
1460 | No unfortunately the windmill doesn't actually create electricity for the house thanks to the new EPA regulations the whole thing has to be run on coal | 1.3485 | 0.05587 | 132 | 98 | 22 | 12 |
1461 | I did promise you a view of the 18th hole | 1.3485 | 0.04927 | 132 | 92 | 34 | 6 |
1462 | Would you be interested in something off the grid? | 1.3485 | 0.05156 | 132 | 94 | 30 | 8 |
1463 | What goes around comes around. | 1.3482 | 0.05486 | 112 | 79 | 27 | 6 |
1464 | What on earth makes you think this is a white elephant property? | 1.3481 | 0.04740 | 135 | 93 | 37 | 5 |
1465 | This house is par for the course. | 1.3481 | 0.05077 | 135 | 96 | 31 | 8 |
1466 | It's cheaper than a solar panel. | 1.3481 | 0.05185 | 135 | 97 | 29 | 9 |
1467 | This dream, totally green house can be yours. Keep in mind, timing is everything. | 1.3481 | 0.05496 | 135 | 100 | 23 | 12 |
1468 | In real estate time is of the essence, in this case it's par for the course too. | 1.3481 | 0.04967 | 135 | 95 | 33 | 7 |
1469 | Of course, on windy days, you're in or you're out. Period. | 1.3478 | 0.04786 | 138 | 96 | 36 | 6 |
1470 | I’m also going to recommend you get hazard insurance for the golf-ball sized hail they get here | 1.3478 | 0.05799 | 115 | 84 | 22 | 9 |
1471 | Best of all, green fees are included in your rent | 1.3478 | 0.05390 | 115 | 81 | 28 | 6 |
1472 | It's a great deal just don't come out the front door without looking. | 1.3478 | 0.05002 | 138 | 98 | 32 | 8 |
1473 | And you live off the grid. | 1.3478 | 0.05310 | 138 | 101 | 26 | 11 |
1474 | A taste of Holland, with stunning views of the ninth hole. Tell me, are you golfers? | 1.3478 | 0.05310 | 138 | 101 | 26 | 11 |
1475 | Best not to lock the door when you leave. | 1.3478 | 0.05310 | 138 | 101 | 26 | 11 |
1476 | I think it’s just perfect for you, Mr and Mrs. Quixote, and it sits right on the fairway overlooking the 9th hole... | 1.3475 | 0.05131 | 141 | 102 | 29 | 10 |
1477 | Don't worry, this is an extremely safe neighbourhood. The most dangerous things you'll come across are teens on their first date. | 1.3475 | 0.05131 | 141 | 102 | 29 | 10 |
1478 | Is this place a dream or what? | 1.3475 | 0.05031 | 141 | 101 | 31 | 9 |
1479 | Before deciding, you need to know about Don... | 1.3475 | 0.05229 | 141 | 103 | 27 | 11 |
1480 | Just let them play through. | 1.3475 | 0.05694 | 118 | 86 | 23 | 9 |
1481 | You'll never buy another golf ball as long as you live. | 1.3475 | 0.05565 | 118 | 85 | 25 | 8 |
1482 | This is par for the course in this neighborhood | 1.3475 | 0.05017 | 118 | 81 | 33 | 4 |
1483 | I don't understand. You wanted "charming" and "on a golf course." | 1.3475 | 0.05298 | 118 | 83 | 29 | 6 |
1484 | This home offers plenty of space to putter around in. | 1.3475 | 0.05694 | 118 | 86 | 23 | 9 |
1485 | You’ll need to maintain the lawn, but that’s par for the course. | 1.3475 | 0.05298 | 118 | 83 | 29 | 6 |
1486 | Great privacy except for the occasional miniature golfer. | 1.3471 | 0.05077 | 121 | 84 | 32 | 5 |
1487 | This property is ideal if you like to putter around in the garden. | 1.3471 | 0.05593 | 121 | 88 | 24 | 9 |
1488 | It's not just a house, it's a hole. | 1.3471 | 0.05593 | 121 | 88 | 24 | 9 |
1489 | If you don't like this, I've got a castle with a draw bridge one block over... | 1.3471 | 0.05469 | 121 | 87 | 26 | 8 |
1490 | Sign the contract with a very short pencil and call it home. | 1.3465 | 0.05405 | 127 | 92 | 26 | 9 |
1491 | They say this is where little Donald first learned to cheat. | 1.3465 | 0.05632 | 127 | 94 | 22 | 11 |
1492 | Why yes, the neighbourhood is very kid friendly | 1.3465 | 0.05520 | 127 | 93 | 24 | 10 |
1493 | I've been doing this for a while, it's all about timing | 1.3465 | 0.05169 | 127 | 90 | 30 | 7 |
1494 | You're a golfing man, aren't you Bob? | 1.3465 | 0.05520 | 127 | 93 | 24 | 10 |
1495 | Before we continue, can I get either one you a tee? | 1.3465 | 0.05289 | 127 | 91 | 28 | 8 |
1496 | Lastly, let's discuss the easement. | 1.3465 | 0.04793 | 127 | 87 | 36 | 4 |
1497 | “Yeah, it’s a little pricey, but it’s par for the course.” | 1.3465 | 0.05169 | 127 | 90 | 30 | 7 |
1498 | It's nice, but we'd still like to see the one shaped like a clown's mouth. | 1.3462 | 0.05318 | 130 | 94 | 27 | 9 |
1499 | 850 is a fine credit score, but this neighborhood requires a 3-handicap or less. | 1.3462 | 0.05429 | 130 | 95 | 25 | 10 |
1500 | and we can keep the golf balls? | 1.3462 | 0.05089 | 130 | 92 | 31 | 7 |
1501 | On the plus side, the grass is much greener than the last house. | 1.3462 | 0.05318 | 130 | 94 | 27 | 9 |
1502 | It's all in the disclosures. | 1.3462 | 0.05089 | 130 | 92 | 31 | 7 |
1503 | And you get to keep any balls that land in your yard. | 1.3462 | 0.05537 | 130 | 96 | 23 | 11 |
1504 | And you can charge your Tesla for free... | 1.3462 | 0.05429 | 130 | 95 | 25 | 10 |
1505 | The homeowners association does require that you keep the center aisle free of obstruction so that giant balls can occasionally roll through. | 1.3462 | 0.05089 | 130 | 92 | 31 | 7 |
1506 | This is right on par with your price point. | 1.3462 | 0.05204 | 130 | 93 | 29 | 8 |
1507 | Perhaps, instead, I could show you something in a cozy 3-bedroom plastic dinosaur? | 1.3462 | 0.04970 | 130 | 91 | 33 | 6 |
1508 | Windmill? Pshaw. It’a a zero carbon footprint home. | 1.3462 | 0.05204 | 130 | 93 | 29 | 8 |
1509 | I know you said modern, but how do you feel about Dutch Colonial? | 1.3459 | 0.05011 | 133 | 94 | 32 | 7 |
1510 | I'd add a water hazard plus a loop-de-loop and flip it. | 1.3459 | 0.05342 | 133 | 97 | 26 | 10 |
1511 | Think of the positives. There’s fresh air, constant guests and endless entertainment. | 1.3459 | 0.05234 | 133 | 96 | 28 | 9 |
1512 | I'm afraid high casualty insurance is par for the course when you buy in this neigbborhood. | 1.3459 | 0.04896 | 133 | 93 | 34 | 6 |
1513 | Folks, the time to buy is now!...Aaanddd, now! | 1.3459 | 0.05447 | 133 | 98 | 24 | 11 |
1514 | Sure, on a windy day, you have to time your exit | 1.3459 | 0.05011 | 133 | 94 | 32 | 7 |
1515 | I recommend keeping your good furniture away from the front door. | 1.3456 | 0.05153 | 136 | 98 | 29 | 9 |
1516 | Don't worry, wind is very rare in this neighborhood." | 1.3456 | 0.04937 | 136 | 96 | 33 | 7 |
1517 | We said we wanted to live on a golf course NOT in a golf course. | 1.3456 | 0.05258 | 136 | 99 | 27 | 10 |
1518 | The downside is that if you miss the putt three times in a row, you will automatically be locked out of the house for 5 minutes. | 1.3456 | 0.05153 | 136 | 98 | 29 | 9 |
1519 | One negative: you need good timing to get in or out. | 1.3456 | 0.05153 | 136 | 98 | 29 | 9 |
1520 | Financing will be a breeze. | 1.3456 | 0.04937 | 136 | 96 | 33 | 7 |
1521 | Its the only gated community in your price range. | 1.3455 | 0.05839 | 110 | 80 | 22 | 8 |
1522 | There are solar panels on the roof, too!" | 1.3453 | 0.05178 | 139 | 101 | 28 | 10 |
1523 | You said you wanted a home with an alternative energy source. | 1.3453 | 0.04866 | 139 | 98 | 34 | 7 |
1524 | It has that Old Dutch charm and right on the golf course. | 1.3451 | 0.05999 | 113 | 84 | 19 | 10 |
1525 | So you're planning to go Dutch? | 1.3451 | 0.05999 | 113 | 84 | 19 | 10 |
1526 | This house is not just a steal, it's a hole in one! | 1.3451 | 0.05729 | 113 | 82 | 23 | 8 |
1527 | The ad was not misleading. This is an airy house in a gated community. | 1.3451 | 0.05198 | 142 | 104 | 27 | 11 |
1528 | True, it is a bit airy, but wait until you get wind of the price. | 1.3451 | 0.05101 | 142 | 103 | 29 | 10 |
1529 | You'll get used to the golf balls coming through your living room in no time. | 1.3448 | 0.05352 | 116 | 82 | 28 | 6 |
1530 | Its a 3 bedroom 2 bath par 3 and priced to sell quickly. | 1.3448 | 0.04630 | 145 | 101 | 38 | 6 |
1531 | Rent is on par with the rest of the neighborhood | 1.3445 | 0.05395 | 119 | 85 | 27 | 7 |
1532 | But on the other hand, you never have to mow the lawn. | 1.3443 | 0.05175 | 122 | 86 | 30 | 6 |
1533 | It was a typo. I meant it to say Movin' Condition. | 1.3443 | 0.05043 | 122 | 85 | 32 | 5 |
1534 | Make it through and it's all yours! | 1.3443 | 0.05554 | 122 | 89 | 24 | 9 |
1535 | The market's really tight these days. It's this or the clown's face. | 1.3443 | 0.05431 | 122 | 88 | 26 | 8 |
1536 | .... and in the summer there’s a nice breeze. | 1.3442 | 0.04908 | 154 | 112 | 31 | 11 |
1537 | The good news is, the course shuts down at night. | 1.3440 | 0.05218 | 125 | 89 | 29 | 7 |
1538 | What’s better than living on a golf course? Living in a golf course! | 1.3438 | 0.05483 | 128 | 94 | 24 | 10 |
1539 | And it's great for puttering around! | 1.3438 | 0.05014 | 128 | 90 | 32 | 6 |
1540 | ...and I agree but on the plus side, with even a slight breeze, you’ll get incredible water pressure. | 1.3438 | 0.05254 | 128 | 92 | 28 | 8 |
1541 | It's generally regarded as a very safe neighborhood, but the proof is in the putting. | 1.3438 | 0.05483 | 128 | 94 | 24 | 10 |
1542 | It's energy efficient. | 1.3438 | 0.05254 | 128 | 92 | 28 | 8 |
1543 | Sorry, I should have added "postmodern" when I said the house had the classic white picket fence. | 1.3438 | 0.05370 | 128 | 93 | 26 | 9 |
1544 | But on the upside, it runs on renewable energy. | 1.3438 | 0.05014 | 128 | 90 | 32 | 6 |
1545 | With every hole in one, there’s a 10% reduction in your closing costs. | 1.3438 | 0.05483 | 128 | 94 | 24 | 10 |
1546 | This neighborhood has features you won't find anywhere else. | 1.3438 | 0.05136 | 128 | 91 | 30 | 7 |
1547 | In this neighborhood, a property like this is par for the course | 1.3435 | 0.05394 | 131 | 96 | 25 | 10 |
1548 | And with this house, Mr. Quixote, you will also get your exercise. | 1.3435 | 0.05607 | 131 | 98 | 21 | 12 |
1549 | Between 10 p.m. and 10 a.m., you'll have full use of every room in the house. | 1.3435 | 0.04819 | 131 | 91 | 35 | 5 |
1550 | It really is a miniature golfer’s paradise. | 1.3435 | 0.05284 | 131 | 95 | 27 | 9 |
1551 | By law, I’m obligated to tell you the previous owners were crushed by a golf ball. | 1.3435 | 0.05284 | 131 | 95 | 27 | 9 |
1552 | This model supports off grid living and built-in rotating security. | 1.3435 | 0.05056 | 131 | 93 | 31 | 7 |
1553 | Electricity is free but the front lawn can be busy during playing hours. | 1.3435 | 0.05284 | 131 | 95 | 27 | 9 |
1554 | You'll also have access to the community waterfall | 1.3435 | 0.05171 | 131 | 94 | 29 | 8 |
1555 | Now this model is not your classic white-picket-fence situation." | 1.3435 | 0.05394 | 131 | 96 | 25 | 10 |
1556 | Timing is of the essence when you consider both making an offer or touring the interior. | 1.3433 | 0.05201 | 134 | 97 | 28 | 9 |
1557 | In Manhattan you take what you can get. | 1.3433 | 0.05092 | 134 | 96 | 30 | 8 |
1558 | Leslie, you wanted a tiny house; John, you were looking for something with style and adventure, amiright? I think I’ve found you the perfect property | 1.3433 | 0.04750 | 134 | 93 | 36 | 5 |
1559 | The last owner was a sleepwalker and things didn't work out. | 1.3433 | 0.05308 | 134 | 98 | 26 | 10 |
1560 | The wind is free but hazard insurance will cost an arm and a leg. | 1.3433 | 0.05201 | 134 | 97 | 28 | 9 |
1561 | No problem, the front entrance is free every 30 seconds. | 1.3431 | 0.05225 | 137 | 100 | 27 | 10 |
1562 | You said you wanted to be off the grid. | 1.3431 | 0.05016 | 137 | 98 | 31 | 8 |
1563 | You'd think the wind mill blades are the biggest thing; but, there is one other issue. | 1.3430 | 0.04393 | 172 | 122 | 41 | 9 |
1564 | We can offer you a great mortgage rate. It's just par for the course. | 1.3429 | 0.05147 | 140 | 102 | 28 | 10 |
1565 | The thing is, most players miss. | 1.3429 | 0.06323 | 105 | 79 | 16 | 10 |
1566 | Your timing is excellent — which in this case is a very good thing, indeed. | 1.3429 | 0.04943 | 140 | 100 | 32 | 8 |
1567 | Unlike the clown's mouth, it's chic and energy efficient. | 1.3429 | 0.05714 | 105 | 75 | 24 | 6 |
1568 | There's just one thing before we go inside. | 1.3427 | 0.05167 | 143 | 105 | 27 | 11 |
1569 | With some quick, agile action, this home could be yours. | 1.3426 | 0.06052 | 108 | 80 | 19 | 9 |
1570 | Think about it...no solicitors! | 1.3425 | 0.05091 | 146 | 107 | 28 | 11 |
1571 | But think of what you’ll save on electricity. | 1.3425 | 0.04604 | 146 | 102 | 38 | 6 |
1572 | It may seem like a lot at first, but the energy savings will make it very affordable in the long run. | 1.3423 | 0.05353 | 111 | 78 | 28 | 5 |
1573 | You have to move quickly to keep from getting injured but the electric bill is very low. | 1.3423 | 0.04740 | 149 | 106 | 35 | 8 |
1574 | You are going to have to be quick, but I have a good feeling about getting you into this house. | 1.3421 | 0.05122 | 152 | 113 | 26 | 13 |
1575 | No, there aren't any ceiling fans. | 1.3421 | 0.05687 | 114 | 83 | 23 | 8 |
1576 | It is very well ventilated. | 1.3421 | 0.04583 | 152 | 107 | 38 | 7 |
1577 | You know, life can be quixotic... | 1.3421 | 0.05953 | 114 | 85 | 19 | 10 |
1578 | The seller is really motivated....he's discovered tennis." | 1.3421 | 0.05548 | 114 | 82 | 25 | 7 |
1579 | We heard you were going Dutch. | 1.3419 | 0.05173 | 117 | 82 | 30 | 5 |
1580 | As you can see, this house has a great front yard for just putting around in. | 1.3419 | 0.05842 | 117 | 87 | 20 | 10 |
1581 | Ted, I realize it's a bit out of your price range. Maybe you and Debra could go Dutch. | 1.3419 | 0.05584 | 117 | 85 | 24 | 8 |
1582 | Remember, timing is of the essence when entering” | 1.3419 | 0.05715 | 117 | 86 | 22 | 9 |
1583 | Welcome to Lilli Putt Estates, the biggest name in miniature, golf course living! | 1.3419 | 0.05715 | 117 | 86 | 22 | 9 |
1584 | I assure you the foundation is up to par. | 1.3417 | 0.05487 | 120 | 87 | 25 | 8 |
1585 | There's no bathroom, kitchen, or front door, but it has great curb appeal. | 1.3417 | 0.05487 | 120 | 87 | 25 | 8 |
1586 | You get it all, quaint bucolic village, loft, neat garden wall, arched windows, free grain grinding, elephant trap... | 1.3417 | 0.05090 | 120 | 84 | 31 | 5 |
1587 | I think we should make a low-ball offer. | 1.3417 | 0.05736 | 120 | 89 | 21 | 10 |
1588 | Apart from the energy efficiency, it’s got a fabulous front lawn, which you can stroll at your leisure, as long as you exit the front door at five second intervals. | 1.3417 | 0.05358 | 120 | 86 | 27 | 7 |
1589 | On the upside, it's totally off the grid! | 1.3415 | 0.05269 | 123 | 88 | 28 | 7 |
1590 | Once you’re in you’ll stay putt | 1.3415 | 0.05394 | 123 | 89 | 26 | 8 |
1591 | Forget ADT - check out THIS security system! | 1.3415 | 0.05394 | 123 | 89 | 26 | 8 |
1592 | Don't drink and arrive. | 1.3413 | 0.05653 | 126 | 94 | 21 | 11 |
1593 | Lots of places claim fairway views, but how many are actually on the fairway? | 1.3413 | 0.05184 | 126 | 90 | 29 | 7 |
1594 | I'm telling you, wind power is SO much better than solar. | 1.3413 | 0.05305 | 126 | 91 | 27 | 8 |
1595 | On the other hand it discourages home invaders. | 1.3411 | 0.04859 | 129 | 90 | 34 | 5 |
1596 | The clown's face was the first to sell, but this hole is still available. | 1.3411 | 0.05335 | 129 | 94 | 26 | 9 |
1597 | Yes it's expensive. It's the only house right on the course. | 1.3411 | 0.05447 | 129 | 95 | 24 | 10 |
1598 | It’s in a great neighborhood, and just down the street from the loop the loop and the fake pond | 1.3411 | 0.04983 | 129 | 91 | 32 | 6 |
1599 | As you consider this for your new home, timing is everything. | 1.3411 | 0.05335 | 129 | 94 | 26 | 9 |
1600 | It also shreds, chops and dices. | 1.3411 | 0.05447 | 129 | 95 | 24 | 10 |
1601 | Going Dutch? | 1.3409 | 0.05466 | 132 | 98 | 23 | 11 |
1602 | Open floor plan, built-in theft deterrent system, zero lawn maintenance. | 1.3409 | 0.04667 | 132 | 91 | 37 | 4 |
1603 | It's solar powered. | 1.3409 | 0.05139 | 132 | 95 | 29 | 8 |
1604 | Trust me, the ball never makes it in. | 1.3409 | 0.05025 | 132 | 94 | 31 | 7 |
1605 | If you two go Dutch it'll be cheaper | 1.3409 | 0.05250 | 132 | 96 | 27 | 9 |
1606 | Yes, the electricity is free! | 1.3409 | 0.05139 | 132 | 95 | 29 | 8 |
1607 | ...and did I tell you how energy efficient it is? | 1.3407 | 0.05060 | 135 | 97 | 30 | 8 |
1608 | On the other hand, it's a steady source of income. | 1.3407 | 0.04950 | 135 | 96 | 32 | 7 |
1609 | A single stroke and it’s all yours. | 1.3407 | 0.05274 | 135 | 99 | 26 | 10 |
1610 | Could you show us something a little more 'Clowns Mouth'-y? | 1.3407 | 0.04721 | 135 | 94 | 36 | 5 |
1611 | When that happens, I strongly recommend you let them play through. | 1.3406 | 0.05193 | 138 | 101 | 27 | 10 |
1612 | Yes, this neighbourood is quite above par. | 1.3406 | 0.05393 | 138 | 103 | 23 | 12 |
1613 | This is the best house on Quixote Court. | 1.3406 | 0.05393 | 138 | 103 | 23 | 12 |
1614 | It's a very walkable neighborhood | 1.3406 | 0.04986 | 138 | 99 | 31 | 8 |
1615 | The plus on this house is free electricity and the negative it can get very tricky getting in and out of the front door. | 1.3406 | 0.05294 | 138 | 102 | 25 | 11 |
1616 | That’s true but the rent is miniature as well. | 1.3404 | 0.04914 | 141 | 101 | 32 | 8 |
1617 | You said you wanted the grandkids to visit, right? | 1.3404 | 0.05016 | 141 | 102 | 30 | 9 |
1618 | Technically, it qualifies for the wind energy tax rebate | 1.3404 | 0.04703 | 141 | 99 | 36 | 6 |
1619 | The covenant requires you to keep you the grass cut and the back door open | 1.3403 | 0.04743 | 144 | 102 | 35 | 7 |
1620 | This one's a bit too quixotic. Is the castle still available? | 1.3401 | 0.04579 | 147 | 103 | 38 | 6 |
1621 | I'm sorry but the homeowners association will not let you fill the hole. | 1.3401 | 0.05243 | 147 | 110 | 24 | 13 |
1622 | On the plus side, it does have wind power and a semi-reliable security system. | 1.3400 | 0.04900 | 150 | 109 | 31 | 10 |
1623 | You might want to make an offer, golf course properties often go quickly." | 1.3400 | 0.04618 | 150 | 106 | 37 | 7 |
1624 | The previous owners upgraded to the castle. | 1.3396 | 0.05669 | 106 | 76 | 24 | 6 |
1625 | It’s quite peaceful at night. | 1.3396 | 0.05826 | 106 | 77 | 22 | 7 |
1626 | HOA fees include turf maintenance and access to the waterfall on the 13th Hole | 1.3396 | 0.05343 | 106 | 74 | 28 | 4 |
1627 | It’s a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity Mr. and Mrs. Felps. What do you say we go inside and get the ball rolling? | 1.3394 | 0.05564 | 109 | 78 | 25 | 6 |
1628 | This isn't exactly what we had in mind when you said "view of the ninth green". | 1.3394 | 0.05409 | 109 | 77 | 27 | 5 |
1629 | Don’t forget to look before you leave. | 1.3394 | 0.06144 | 109 | 82 | 17 | 10 |
1630 | Well honey, it's either this or the giant clown. | 1.3393 | 0.05750 | 112 | 82 | 22 | 8 |
1631 | Oddly, it runs completely on solar. | 1.3393 | 0.06024 | 112 | 84 | 18 | 10 |
1632 | This is our most coveted model home, the Manse of La Mancha. | 1.3393 | 0.05609 | 112 | 81 | 24 | 7 |
1633 | It’s all about the timing on this one. | 1.3391 | 0.05645 | 115 | 84 | 23 | 8 |
1634 | An architect misplaces a decimal point and, voila, your dream home. | 1.3391 | 0.05778 | 115 | 85 | 21 | 9 |
1635 | Yes, on breezy days getting in or out can be a bit dicey. | 1.3391 | 0.05645 | 115 | 84 | 23 | 8 |
1636 | On the upside, the homeowners association has a strict no solar panels rule. | 1.3391 | 0.05778 | 115 | 85 | 21 | 9 |
1637 | What would it take to putt putt you in this house today? | 1.3391 | 0.05909 | 115 | 86 | 19 | 10 |
1638 | It's actually far more efficient than solar panels, and, even better, a windy day keeps unwelcomed visitors away. | 1.3390 | 0.05412 | 118 | 85 | 26 | 7 |
1639 | Did I mention the recreational easement? | 1.3388 | 0.04917 | 121 | 84 | 33 | 4 |
1640 | Yes, in real estate timing is very important. | 1.3388 | 0.05816 | 121 | 91 | 19 | 11 |
1641 | Here you are—a home on the 18th green in your price reange. | 1.3387 | 0.05233 | 124 | 89 | 28 | 7 |
1642 | I am required to disclose that there is a volcano in the neighborhood. | 1.3387 | 0.05233 | 124 | 89 | 28 | 7 |
1643 | ...It's listed as a Par-Two but they're motivated so I think we can bump them to a Par-Three... | 1.3387 | 0.05357 | 124 | 90 | 26 | 8 |
1644 | ...and the best part is you never have to mow the grass. | 1.3387 | 0.05357 | 124 | 90 | 26 | 8 |
1645 | You've got to hurry....the little old lady who lived in a shoe put an offer on it this morning. | 1.3387 | 0.05233 | 124 | 89 | 28 | 7 |
1646 | Remember, the value of a great home is “Timing, Timing, Timing”. | 1.3387 | 0.05107 | 124 | 88 | 30 | 6 |
1647 | Miniature Golf is a religion around here. | 1.3387 | 0.05107 | 124 | 88 | 30 | 6 |
1648 | Just remember, utilities are included. | 1.3386 | 0.05502 | 127 | 94 | 23 | 10 |
1649 | It's our latest project-- Maximum Golf. Miniature Golf is so last century. | 1.3386 | 0.05150 | 127 | 91 | 29 | 7 |
1650 | And the best part, the course is only open on weekends. | 1.3386 | 0.05150 | 127 | 91 | 29 | 7 |
1651 | And your down payment is only 5,000 tickets. | 1.3385 | 0.05300 | 130 | 95 | 26 | 9 |
1652 | Believe me, this house is way above par | 1.3385 | 0.05300 | 130 | 95 | 26 | 9 |
1653 | This isn’t exactly what I had in mind when I said we were looking for a sustainably powered home. | 1.3385 | 0.05186 | 130 | 94 | 28 | 8 |
1654 | ...and drying laundry out here is a breeze!" | 1.3385 | 0.04829 | 130 | 91 | 34 | 5 |
1655 | Not only does this property feature both wind and solar, but it has exceptional access to recreational activities. | 1.3383 | 0.05217 | 133 | 97 | 27 | 9 |
1656 | If you don't answer the door immediately, an unwelcome guest will be gone. | 1.3383 | 0.05325 | 133 | 98 | 25 | 10 |
1657 | If you’re interested, we can putt an offer in | 1.3383 | 0.05325 | 133 | 98 | 25 | 10 |
1658 | Getting in and out is a little like Russian Roulette, but you get use to it. | 1.3383 | 0.04993 | 133 | 95 | 31 | 7 |
1659 | Sure, coming and going could be tricky, but it's a great location! | 1.3382 | 0.04920 | 136 | 97 | 32 | 7 |
1660 | And the neighborhood tends to draw young families. | 1.3382 | 0.05029 | 136 | 98 | 30 | 8 |
1661 | ...and it’s a steal at 400,000 tokens | 1.3382 | 0.05242 | 136 | 100 | 26 | 10 |
1662 | I know we talked about solar panels but wind energy really is the next big thing | 1.3381 | 0.04956 | 139 | 100 | 31 | 8 |
1663 | Well, solar wasn’t available in this area. | 1.3381 | 0.04849 | 139 | 99 | 33 | 7 |
1664 | There's a lot of foot traffic, but if you get a hole in one, your next month's rent is free. | 1.3381 | 0.04849 | 139 | 99 | 33 | 7 |
1665 | On windy days, you can even sell electricity back to the power company. | 1.3381 | 0.05060 | 139 | 101 | 29 | 9 |
1666 | The Windmill has the same floorplan as the Old Lady's Shoe | 1.3381 | 0.04849 | 139 | 99 | 33 | 7 |
1667 | Are you thinking what I'm thinkin? A home not 'near' the golf course, but literally ON the golf course! | 1.3381 | 0.04849 | 139 | 99 | 33 | 7 |
1668 | You know what? I’ll throw in a couple of free rounds.. do we have a deal? | 1.3380 | 0.04676 | 142 | 100 | 36 | 6 |
1669 | Its got sweeping views of the 9th hole. | 1.3380 | 0.04885 | 142 | 102 | 32 | 8 |
1670 | Keeps the bad guys out about 60% of the time, depending on the wind. | 1.3380 | 0.05278 | 142 | 106 | 24 | 12 |
1671 | You also get access to the community moat. | 1.3380 | 0.05278 | 142 | 106 | 24 | 12 |
1672 | Don Quixote had his eye on this place... | 1.3380 | 0.04885 | 142 | 102 | 32 | 8 |
1673 | What makes you ask if the previous owner was Dutch? | 1.3380 | 0.04986 | 142 | 103 | 30 | 9 |
1674 | Of course, there will be no utility bills. | 1.3379 | 0.04716 | 145 | 103 | 35 | 7 |
1675 | You'll get used to the timing. | 1.3378 | 0.04553 | 148 | 104 | 38 | 6 |
1676 | The latest in Condo design. Did I mention it has a putting green? | 1.3378 | 0.04751 | 148 | 106 | 34 | 8 |
1677 | This is a much better location than the clown face. | 1.3377 | 0.05051 | 151 | 112 | 27 | 12 |
1678 | It's listed at Par 4. | 1.3377 | 0.04396 | 151 | 105 | 41 | 5 |
1679 | Since you're going 'Dutch', this would be perfect! | 1.3374 | 0.04863 | 163 | 121 | 29 | 13 |
1680 | If you like Little Italy, you're going to love Little Holland. | 1.3364 | 0.05671 | 110 | 80 | 23 | 7 |
1681 | Windmill-on-the-Ninth is an enviable address in a premier minigolf community. | 1.3364 | 0.05816 | 110 | 81 | 21 | 8 |
1682 | The developers have taken mixed use zoning in an interesting direction. | 1.3363 | 0.05567 | 113 | 82 | 24 | 7 |
1683 | And it has solar on the other side. | 1.3363 | 0.05978 | 113 | 85 | 18 | 10 |
1684 | Unfortunately Mr. and Mrs. Putney, there is nothing miniature about the liability premium for your homeowners insurance. | 1.3363 | 0.05844 | 113 | 84 | 20 | 9 |
1685 | ‘Beutiful European styling and right on the golf course!” | 1.3362 | 0.05468 | 116 | 84 | 25 | 7 |
1686 | With this set up, you'll never pay an electric bill again. And the old lady in the shoe lives right next door! | 1.3362 | 0.05736 | 116 | 86 | 21 | 9 |
1687 | And you never have to cut the grass. | 1.3362 | 0.05187 | 116 | 82 | 29 | 5 |
1688 | Can we please discuss the elephant outside the room? | 1.3361 | 0.05758 | 119 | 89 | 20 | 10 |
1689 | Well...this is the 18th. I'm afraid I don't have any more to show. | 1.3361 | 0.05505 | 119 | 87 | 24 | 8 |
1690 | You must admit that it isn't a run-of-the-mill home. | 1.3361 | 0.05021 | 122 | 86 | 31 | 5 |
1691 | You’ll absolutely love the second story view. On a clear day you see Clownmouth! | 1.3361 | 0.05021 | 122 | 86 | 31 | 5 |
1692 | It’s a desirable neighborhood and great house so getting in is going to be all about timing. | 1.3361 | 0.05656 | 122 | 91 | 21 | 10 |
1693 | Two bedrooms, one bath, no heat, but has a killer AC. | 1.3360 | 0.05321 | 125 | 91 | 26 | 8 |
1694 | And, as you can imagine, it's a really fun neighborhood. | 1.3360 | 0.04812 | 125 | 87 | 34 | 4 |
1695 | When you leave, use the remote to increase the blade speed to keep out the thieves. | 1.3360 | 0.04812 | 125 | 87 | 34 | 4 |
1696 | It has wonderful cross ventilation. | 1.3360 | 0.05321 | 125 | 91 | 26 | 8 |
1697 | Year-round air conditioning, clothes drying, free water supply, and a zoo and a church just across the street: you'll love it. | 1.3360 | 0.05441 | 125 | 92 | 24 | 9 |
1698 | Welcome to Trump Tower, Holland. | 1.3360 | 0.05441 | 125 | 92 | 24 | 9 |
1699 | Don't forget the Trump family doesn't add its name to just any property. | 1.3360 | 0.05558 | 125 | 93 | 22 | 10 |
1700 | After a few months, you'll hardly notice it anymore. | 1.3359 | 0.05351 | 128 | 94 | 25 | 9 |
1701 | Just carry your groceries sideways. You will get used to it. Its a small price to pay for carbon neutrality. | 1.3359 | 0.04995 | 128 | 91 | 31 | 6 |
1702 | It breaks hard right-to-left, but otherwise the place is a gem. | 1.3359 | 0.05235 | 128 | 93 | 27 | 8 |
1703 | I suggest online newspaper delivery. | 1.3359 | 0.05235 | 128 | 93 | 27 | 8 |
1704 | There are only three of the original eighteen left, this one won't last long... | 1.3359 | 0.04995 | 128 | 91 | 31 | 6 |
1705 | The timing is right. | 1.3359 | 0.05351 | 128 | 94 | 25 | 9 |
1706 | No, that's an in-ground pool. | 1.3359 | 0.05465 | 128 | 95 | 23 | 10 |
1707 | It's a one hole, one shot home. Nobody can play through. | 1.3359 | 0.04870 | 128 | 90 | 33 | 5 |
1708 | My only concern is that the appliances aren't stainless steel. | 1.3359 | 0.05116 | 128 | 92 | 29 | 7 |
1709 | It’s a fine unit. I’d say it’s at par with any other house in the neighborhood. | 1.3359 | 0.04920 | 131 | 93 | 32 | 6 |
1710 | Yup..Real estate is timing. | 1.3359 | 0.04920 | 131 | 93 | 32 | 6 |
1711 | Panoramic views. Great ventilation. Central location. I think that covers it. | 1.3359 | 0.04920 | 131 | 93 | 32 | 6 |
1712 | It's a two story with one ball garage. | 1.3359 | 0.05153 | 131 | 95 | 28 | 8 |
1713 | Not only is it on the fairway, it also qualifies for renewable energy credits! | 1.3359 | 0.04920 | 131 | 93 | 32 | 6 |
1714 | Timing is everything when you want to get into a new house. | 1.3359 | 0.04920 | 131 | 93 | 32 | 6 |
1715 | The present owners are in fore closure, I'm sure they'll accept your offer! | 1.3359 | 0.05266 | 131 | 96 | 26 | 9 |
1716 | You won't find a better deal this side of the pirate ship water hazard. | 1.3358 | 0.05291 | 134 | 99 | 25 | 10 |
1717 | Quixotic golf course living at its finest. | 1.3358 | 0.05291 | 134 | 99 | 25 | 10 |
1718 | It helps to close your eyes when you run. | 1.3358 | 0.05291 | 134 | 99 | 25 | 10 |
1719 | The sellers are in the hole. | 1.3358 | 0.05396 | 134 | 100 | 23 | 11 |
1720 | Yes, you can live here free. Just collect the golf balls and put them in the big bucket. | 1.3358 | 0.05291 | 134 | 99 | 25 | 10 |
1721 | The nice thing is it's on a cul-de sac. | 1.3358 | 0.05184 | 134 | 98 | 27 | 9 |
1722 | And all 18 of these units are free of the noise of lawnmowers. | 1.3358 | 0.04779 | 137 | 97 | 34 | 6 |
1723 | You'll really love the privacy on windy days! | 1.3358 | 0.05209 | 137 | 101 | 26 | 10 |
1724 | The sellers are moving back to Holland. | 1.3358 | 0.04890 | 137 | 98 | 32 | 7 |
1725 | Tilting is permitted daily from 4 to 7 PM. | 1.3358 | 0.05311 | 137 | 102 | 24 | 11 |
1726 | It's perfect for augmenting your timing and decision-making skills. | 1.3357 | 0.04602 | 140 | 98 | 37 | 5 |
1727 | It's not a Trump golf course, but for many people that's a plus. | 1.3357 | 0.05130 | 140 | 103 | 27 | 10 |
1728 | Okay? Now, on three! | 1.3357 | 0.04713 | 140 | 99 | 35 | 6 |
1729 | And the unique feature is the revolving door. | 1.3357 | 0.05152 | 143 | 106 | 26 | 11 |
1730 | Other than occasional acts of Quixotism, there were never any complaints about this property. | 1.3357 | 0.04957 | 143 | 104 | 30 | 9 |
1731 | The former tenant forgot to use the exit tunnel. It was a windy day. | 1.3357 | 0.04957 | 143 | 104 | 30 | 9 |
1732 | Wait 'til you see the pool. | 1.3357 | 0.04320 | 143 | 98 | 42 | 3 |
1733 | Here at Trump Mini Golf Estates every day is below par. | 1.3356 | 0.05259 | 146 | 110 | 23 | 13 |
1734 | Not only that. Just one hurricane and you’re good for six months. | 1.3356 | 0.04689 | 146 | 104 | 35 | 7 |
1735 | Now I know it seems like we have been tilting at windmills with those other houses in the neighborhood, but I think this house is a real hole in one. | 1.3356 | 0.04627 | 149 | 106 | 36 | 7 |
1736 | Time is of the essence. | 1.3356 | 0.04627 | 149 | 106 | 36 | 7 |
1737 | It's a great yard for just puttering around. | 1.3356 | 0.04724 | 149 | 107 | 34 | 8 |
1738 | it's our model for those who like to putter | 1.3356 | 0.04724 | 149 | 107 | 34 | 8 |
1739 | A bit tricky to get in on a windy day | 1.3355 | 0.05193 | 152 | 115 | 23 | 14 |
1740 | It's perfect if you enjoy puttering around the house. | 1.3333 | 0.05377 | 138 | 104 | 22 | 12 |
1741 | It’s just a matter of practice. | 1.3333 | 0.05067 | 120 | 85 | 30 | 5 |
1742 | The electric bills are quite low, but some of the rooms can be a little drafty. | 1.3333 | 0.05120 | 123 | 88 | 29 | 6 |
1743 | Admittedly, access and egress can be a little dicey. | 1.3333 | 0.05316 | 129 | 95 | 25 | 9 |
1744 | This hybrid home keeps pesky birds away while lowering your electric bill!” | 1.3333 | 0.05120 | 132 | 96 | 28 | 8 |
1745 | Yes, it is expensive, but you can always go Dutch. | 1.3333 | 0.05521 | 126 | 94 | 22 | 10 |
1746 | This house is a mill, but the owners are willing to sell for half. | 1.3333 | 0.05429 | 129 | 96 | 23 | 10 |
1747 | It needs a little work, but it’s a great buy if you don’t mind a little puttering around. | 1.3333 | 0.05480 | 111 | 80 | 25 | 6 |
1748 | Par 4 sounds high, i know, but i think we can get them down to a par 3 | 1.3333 | 0.04861 | 138 | 99 | 32 | 7 |
1749 | The front door security system either keeps ‘em out or it wipes ‘em out. | 1.3333 | 0.04792 | 141 | 101 | 33 | 7 |
1750 | It's in a walkable neighborhood. | 1.3333 | 0.04912 | 126 | 89 | 32 | 5 |
1751 | You can have it for a breeze. | 1.3333 | 0.05563 | 117 | 86 | 23 | 8 |
1752 | It's energy-efficient, near a church, and it backs up onto a golf course. | 1.3333 | 0.04889 | 132 | 94 | 32 | 6 |
1753 | Don't worry, they'll yell fore. | 1.3333 | 0.04856 | 117 | 81 | 33 | 3 |
1754 | The price of this home is par for the course. | 1.3333 | 0.05138 | 147 | 110 | 25 | 12 |
1755 | Actually, it’s a fantastic price for a par 3. | 1.3333 | 0.04726 | 144 | 103 | 34 | 7 |
1756 | I have one more to show you. It’s down three hills and around a bend. | 1.3333 | 0.05201 | 129 | 94 | 27 | 8 |
1757 | Neighborhood is very child-friendly. | 1.3333 | 0.05164 | 126 | 91 | 28 | 7 |
1758 | Ok, so it’s not the 18th hole, but... | 1.3333 | 0.04726 | 144 | 103 | 34 | 7 |
1759 | It’s usually pretty quiet, except when someone gets a hole-in-one. | 1.3333 | 0.05285 | 126 | 92 | 26 | 8 |
1760 | This satisfies both your requirements: Historic and Green | 1.3333 | 0.04702 | 135 | 95 | 35 | 5 |
1761 | It also comes with solar. | 1.3333 | 0.05648 | 129 | 98 | 19 | 12 |
1762 | You did say you were looking for something right on the golf course, did you not? | 1.3333 | 0.05563 | 117 | 86 | 23 | 8 |
1763 | It’s not that bad, you just have to time yourself. | 1.3333 | 0.05616 | 123 | 92 | 21 | 10 |
1764 | But the schools are very good..... | 1.3333 | 0.05285 | 126 | 92 | 26 | 8 |
1765 | The timing for entry and exit is a little tricky - especially on windy days- but the utility bills are near zero! | 1.3333 | 0.05616 | 123 | 92 | 21 | 10 |
1766 | You can generate your own power but I wouldn’t go outside when it is windy. | 1.3333 | 0.04928 | 144 | 105 | 30 | 9 |
1767 | We like the Scandinavian styling, but could we see something a little more clown mouthy? | 1.3333 | 0.05374 | 123 | 90 | 25 | 8 |
1768 | The wind power saves on electricity bills, plus it has a ballroom in the basement. | 1.3333 | 0.05232 | 132 | 97 | 26 | 9 |
1769 | This model has the best security system in the complex. | 1.3333 | 0.05040 | 126 | 90 | 30 | 6 |
1770 | The previous owner was an avid golfer and a big fan of renewable energy. | 1.3333 | 0.05496 | 123 | 91 | 23 | 9 |
1771 | Sorry, we don't do sub par mortgages. | 1.3333 | 0.05963 | 126 | 98 | 14 | 14 |
1772 | Timing is everything in getting into the housing market | 1.3333 | 0.05291 | 117 | 84 | 27 | 6 |
1773 | Now you do understand, the wind is not included. | 1.3333 | 0.05120 | 132 | 96 | 28 | 8 |
1774 | This is a little more open concept than we're looking for. | 1.3333 | 0.04250 | 153 | 106 | 43 | 4 |
1775 | Two words: Big Balls. | 1.3333 | 0.05593 | 120 | 89 | 22 | 9 |
1776 | I wish I could tell you it has a miniature price. | 1.3333 | 0.04897 | 141 | 102 | 31 | 8 |
1777 | I say we let them play through. | 1.3333 | 0.04954 | 147 | 108 | 29 | 10 |
1778 | But if you can get the car into the garage in one attempt, the local carwash will give you a free pass. | 1.3333 | 0.05563 | 117 | 86 | 23 | 8 |
1779 | I SAID, IT'S ENERGY EFFICIENT, BUT YOU HAVE TO GET USED TO THE REVOLVING DOORS. | 1.3333 | 0.05539 | 129 | 97 | 21 | 11 |
1780 | A Quixotic Home at a Sancho Price! | 1.3333 | 0.05429 | 129 | 96 | 23 | 10 |
1781 | And we have walk and don't walk signs in the living room. | 1.3333 | 0.05564 | 135 | 103 | 19 | 13 |
1782 | Getting in or out can be a little iffy . | 1.3333 | 0.04769 | 132 | 93 | 34 | 5 |
1783 | Full disclosure: There is a volcano nearby, but it is dormant. | 1.3333 | 0.05800 | 114 | 85 | 20 | 9 |
1784 | I can let you have it for five under par | 1.3333 | 0.05593 | 120 | 89 | 22 | 9 |
1785 | Oh yes, this is a tremendous kids' neighborhood! | 1.3333 | 0.05932 | 114 | 86 | 18 | 10 |
1786 | The owner wants to move back to Spain to pursue new adventures. | 1.3333 | 0.05285 | 126 | 92 | 26 | 8 |
1787 | You mentioned you wanted to live on a golf course. | 1.3333 | 0.05232 | 132 | 97 | 26 | 9 |
1788 | Except for the wind, it's the perfect place if you like small towns and golf." | 1.3333 | 0.05043 | 135 | 98 | 29 | 8 |
1789 | I hope it's up to par with your standards. | 1.3333 | 0.05357 | 105 | 74 | 27 | 4 |
1790 | Well Mr. Smith, is this anything like the windmills in your mind" | 1.3333 | 0.05257 | 135 | 100 | 25 | 10 |
1791 | The master looks right on to hole 18. | 1.3333 | 0.05539 | 129 | 97 | 21 | 11 |
1792 | Full disclosure: It's a bit drafty, and the neighbors live in a shoe. | 1.3333 | 0.05083 | 129 | 93 | 29 | 7 |
1793 | This place has 24/7 security provided by the gator on hole 7 and that clown on hole 18. | 1.3333 | 0.05734 | 123 | 93 | 19 | 11 |
1794 | And you'll be living right on the golf course! | 1.3333 | 0.05361 | 135 | 101 | 23 | 11 |
1795 | This way you don’t need solar. | 1.3333 | 0.05120 | 123 | 88 | 29 | 6 |
1796 | Think of it more as being where the action is. | 1.3312 | 0.04370 | 157 | 111 | 40 | 6 |
1797 | Yes, it might be a bit drafty, but I think you'll appreciate the freshly ground flour each day. | 1.3311 | 0.04672 | 151 | 109 | 34 | 8 |
1798 | This golf community is perfect for those who don't like to drive, hate to weed, and understand the importance of good timing." | 1.3310 | 0.04899 | 145 | 106 | 30 | 9 |
1799 | It's an Elon Musk design. Jump in that hole and you're at work in 3 minutes. | 1.3310 | 0.04596 | 145 | 103 | 36 | 6 |
1800 | The place is great, but I'd add a side entrance. | 1.3310 | 0.04764 | 142 | 102 | 33 | 7 |
1801 | And this back yard is a great place to putter! | 1.3310 | 0.05069 | 142 | 105 | 27 | 10 |
1802 | We only provide the best housing for our customers. Ever heard of the lady who lived in a shoe? | 1.3310 | 0.04764 | 142 | 102 | 33 | 7 |
1803 | . . . and, if someone actually makes the putt, you get to keep the ball. | 1.3310 | 0.04969 | 142 | 104 | 29 | 9 |
1804 | Wait 'til you see how low the monthly electric bill is! | 1.3310 | 0.04550 | 142 | 100 | 37 | 5 |
1805 | It's a matter of timing. | 1.3309 | 0.04831 | 139 | 100 | 32 | 7 |
1806 | "This Dutch Modern needs minimal landscaping and it generates its own electricity. | 1.3309 | 0.04722 | 139 | 99 | 34 | 6 |
1807 | As you can see, this house comes with its own security system. | 1.3309 | 0.04674 | 136 | 96 | 35 | 5 |
1808 | This prime site on the 18th hole suddenly became available. The previous owners had an unfortunate accident. | 1.3309 | 0.04789 | 136 | 97 | 33 | 6 |
1809 | Just use the back door if the wind is blowing more than 5 mph. | 1.3309 | 0.05011 | 136 | 99 | 29 | 8 |
1810 | It's a great starter home, only a par 2! | 1.3309 | 0.04674 | 136 | 96 | 35 | 5 |
1811 | The neighborhood is perfect for kids. | 1.3308 | 0.05088 | 133 | 97 | 28 | 8 |
1812 | Yes, it is a bit of a hole. | 1.3308 | 0.05198 | 133 | 98 | 26 | 9 |
1813 | It’s walking distance to a school, a loopty-loop, a T-rex and a snack bar. And no one in this neighborhood ever locks their doors! | 1.3308 | 0.04975 | 133 | 96 | 30 | 7 |
1814 | Bob...as requested, your home comes with your very own private golf course! | 1.3308 | 0.05307 | 133 | 99 | 24 | 10 |
1815 | And a hole-in-one takes a full point off your interest rate! | 1.3308 | 0.05088 | 133 | 97 | 28 | 8 |
1816 | I'm telling you... Putt putt is the new oceanfront. | 1.3308 | 0.05198 | 133 | 98 | 26 | 9 |
1817 | OK when I say go we are going to run to the dot then when I say go we are going to run inside. Got that? | 1.3308 | 0.05198 | 133 | 98 | 26 | 9 |
1818 | Are you going Dutch? | 1.3308 | 0.05198 | 133 | 98 | 26 | 9 |
1819 | The former tenant forgot to look both ways before exiting! | 1.3308 | 0.04618 | 133 | 93 | 36 | 4 |
1820 | Some people worry about security, but trust me, it’s much harder to get in than it looks like. | 1.3308 | 0.05088 | 133 | 97 | 28 | 8 |
1821 | Rest assured, most people miss their shots. | 1.3308 | 0.05167 | 130 | 95 | 27 | 8 |
1822 | Yes, and it's right on the golf course. | 1.3308 | 0.05393 | 130 | 97 | 23 | 10 |
1823 | Timing. Timing. Timing. | 1.3308 | 0.05167 | 130 | 95 | 27 | 8 |
1824 | And no electric bill. | 1.3308 | 0.05281 | 130 | 96 | 25 | 9 |
1825 | And it's got superb ventilation. | 1.3308 | 0.04931 | 130 | 93 | 31 | 6 |
1826 | Well, there are 18 units in the association, and it is strongly recommended that owners do summer elsewhere. | 1.3308 | 0.04931 | 130 | 93 | 31 | 6 |
1827 | Now let's talk about the elephant in the room. | 1.3307 | 0.05483 | 127 | 95 | 22 | 10 |
1828 | This one has it all - 100% green energy, low maintenance yard, and a kitschy curb appeal. | 1.3307 | 0.04880 | 127 | 90 | 32 | 5 |
1829 | Nothing to worry about! This is Amsterdam, not La Mancha. | 1.3307 | 0.05250 | 127 | 93 | 26 | 8 |
1830 | On three, I say we run for it! | 1.3307 | 0.05483 | 127 | 95 | 22 | 10 |
1831 | It practically pays for itself. | 1.3307 | 0.05130 | 127 | 92 | 28 | 7 |
1832 | You don't need a gardener but you may want a caddy. | 1.3307 | 0.04880 | 127 | 90 | 32 | 5 |
1833 | And as you can see, it uses the latest in wind power generation. You just need to go in the front door quickly. | 1.3307 | 0.05007 | 127 | 91 | 30 | 6 |
1834 | Naturally, going in or out, timing is essential | 1.3307 | 0.05250 | 127 | 93 | 26 | 8 |
1835 | Try to time your entries and exits according to prevailing winds. | 1.3307 | 0.05368 | 127 | 94 | 24 | 9 |
1836 | This next house is best for a couple with a very regular schedule. | 1.3306 | 0.05458 | 124 | 92 | 23 | 9 |
1837 | Great natural light. Outstanding rooftop views. And a knockout foyer. | 1.3306 | 0.05577 | 124 | 93 | 21 | 10 |
1838 | You have a nutty neighbor you'll have to keep an eye out for, a Mr. Quixote. | 1.3306 | 0.05694 | 124 | 94 | 19 | 11 |
1839 | The previous owners were the Millers. | 1.3306 | 0.05694 | 124 | 94 | 19 | 11 |
1840 | Heating this place will be a breeze | 1.3306 | 0.05428 | 121 | 89 | 24 | 8 |
1841 | Just one thing before I show you the interior--we won't be able to all go in together. | 1.3306 | 0.05299 | 121 | 88 | 26 | 7 |
1842 | And the electric bills, ZIP! | 1.3306 | 0.05299 | 121 | 88 | 26 | 7 |
1843 | If this is out of your price range, I have a nice place next to the clown. | 1.3306 | 0.05553 | 121 | 90 | 22 | 9 |
1844 | I think this is the perfect fit for you two! It's on a golf course, it's got Old World charm, and the rotating windmill keeps solicitors away. | 1.3306 | 0.05553 | 121 | 90 | 22 | 9 |
1845 | The walls are structurally sound, but there's a hole in one. | 1.3306 | 0.05553 | 121 | 90 | 22 | 9 |
1846 | Your comings and goings must be carefully timed. | 1.3306 | 0.05299 | 121 | 88 | 26 | 7 |
1847 | Not to worry, when there's no wind, there's no problem. | 1.3305 | 0.05523 | 118 | 87 | 23 | 8 |
1848 | This home is on par with your budget. | 1.3305 | 0.05652 | 118 | 88 | 21 | 9 |
1849 | In the housing market, timing is everything. | 1.3305 | 0.05523 | 118 | 87 | 23 | 8 |
1850 | Trust me. It really doesn’t matter. No one plays minature golf today. | 1.3304 | 0.05485 | 115 | 84 | 24 | 7 |
1851 | You will just love living on the golf course and not having to mow the grass! | 1.3304 | 0.05051 | 115 | 81 | 30 | 4 |
1852 | It's loaded with charm. You just have to be a little careful when you step out on a windy day. | 1.3304 | 0.05344 | 115 | 83 | 26 | 6 |
1853 | With cash up front, I can get you in the door of this place, although it might take a few tries. | 1.3290 | 0.04939 | 155 | 116 | 27 | 12 |
1854 | I think you are going to love it here. But I also think you might want to reconsider buying that dachshund. | 1.3290 | 0.05105 | 155 | 118 | 23 | 14 |
1855 | If you're alert and nimble and stick close to the walls, I'm sure you'll be very happy here. | 1.3289 | 0.04646 | 152 | 110 | 34 | 8 |
1856 | Yes, it’s expensive. But you save a lot on electricity. | 1.3289 | 0.04199 | 149 | 103 | 43 | 3 |
1857 | Hole 7 is the most sought after address on any course. | 1.3288 | 0.04967 | 146 | 108 | 28 | 10 |
1858 | The lawns are fake but that’s par for the course. | 1.3288 | 0.04967 | 146 | 108 | 28 | 10 |
1859 | If you like golf you're going to LOVE this next place | 1.3286 | 0.05311 | 140 | 106 | 22 | 12 |
1860 | You'll learn to time your entrances and exits. | 1.3285 | 0.04760 | 137 | 98 | 33 | 6 |
1861 | I strongly advise against making a quixotic decision. | 1.3285 | 0.05294 | 137 | 103 | 23 | 11 |
1862 | On the fairway AND a tax credit for energy efficiency! | 1.3285 | 0.04872 | 137 | 99 | 31 | 7 |
1863 | It's ideal for a couple that likes to putter around the house. | 1.3285 | 0.05087 | 137 | 101 | 27 | 9 |
1864 | Access is slightly trickier on windy days. | 1.3285 | 0.05294 | 137 | 103 | 23 | 11 |
1865 | Well, it fits your budget and has a breathtaking view of the back nine. | 1.3285 | 0.05087 | 137 | 101 | 27 | 9 |
1866 | Entering into a new home like this is really all about timing. | 1.3284 | 0.05056 | 134 | 98 | 28 | 8 |
1867 | You said you always wanted to live on a golf course.... | 1.3284 | 0.05165 | 134 | 99 | 26 | 9 |
1868 | Okay, here we are at house number three. Try not to get swept away by this option, folks! | 1.3284 | 0.04829 | 134 | 96 | 32 | 6 |
1869 | It’s like living near the airport, you just get used to it eventually. | 1.3282 | 0.04778 | 131 | 93 | 33 | 5 |
1870 | And you get to keep all the balls lost on your property. | 1.3282 | 0.04654 | 131 | 92 | 35 | 4 |
1871 | The average savings in electricity is $3,600 a year, which you can put toward medical bills. | 1.3282 | 0.05247 | 131 | 97 | 25 | 9 |
1872 | It's right on the golf course. | 1.3282 | 0.05573 | 131 | 100 | 19 | 12 |
1873 | Three bedrooms, 2 baths. Well priced. And it comes with a life time supply of whole wheat flour... | 1.3281 | 0.05216 | 128 | 94 | 26 | 8 |
1874 | The Mulligans are willing to concede that.” | 1.3281 | 0.05446 | 128 | 96 | 22 | 10 |
1875 | And it backs on to a golf course. | 1.3281 | 0.05216 | 128 | 94 | 26 | 8 |
1876 | The membership fees are very affordable. | 1.3281 | 0.05216 | 128 | 94 | 26 | 8 |
1877 | ...and not a penny ever for greens fees!" | 1.3281 | 0.05216 | 128 | 94 | 26 | 8 |
1878 | Do you play golf? | 1.3280 | 0.05051 | 125 | 90 | 29 | 6 |
1879 | And we also offer hole-in-one insurance! | 1.3280 | 0.05539 | 125 | 94 | 21 | 10 |
1880 | First, let me explain the security system to you. | 1.3280 | 0.04922 | 125 | 89 | 31 | 5 |
1881 | If you prefer solar, I'll show you the home on hole 3. | 1.3280 | 0.05654 | 125 | 95 | 19 | 11 |
1882 | You'll never again pay an electric bill. | 1.3280 | 0.05421 | 125 | 93 | 23 | 9 |
1883 | Three beds, two baths, par four. | 1.3280 | 0.05178 | 125 | 91 | 27 | 7 |
1884 | Like I said, it's a risky investment. I don't know if you have the balls to buy it. | 1.3279 | 0.05514 | 122 | 91 | 22 | 9 |
1885 | It's a wind generator to power your solar panels. | 1.3279 | 0.04861 | 122 | 86 | 32 | 4 |
1886 | The Tudor on the back nine was not in your price range. | 1.3279 | 0.05263 | 122 | 89 | 26 | 7 |
1887 | On the bright side, you won't be bothered by solicitors on windy days | 1.3279 | 0.05390 | 122 | 90 | 24 | 8 |
1888 | Your condo fees are already included in the green fees. | 1.3279 | 0.05132 | 122 | 88 | 28 | 6 |
1889 | True. But with the hole in FRONT of the door the risk is substantially reduced. | 1.3279 | 0.05514 | 122 | 91 | 22 | 9 |
1890 | Your front door security system works even better when there's a gale force wind blowing. | 1.3277 | 0.05483 | 119 | 88 | 23 | 8 |
1891 | Trust me, you’re far more likely to go underwater with the castle. | 1.3277 | 0.04936 | 119 | 84 | 31 | 4 |
1892 | I understand you folks are open to Dutch Revival ? | 1.3277 | 0.05860 | 119 | 91 | 17 | 11 |
1893 | Solar power is so yesterday. | 1.3276 | 0.05581 | 116 | 86 | 22 | 8 |
1894 | Not to put any pressure on you, but golf course views tend to sell quickly” | 1.3276 | 0.05306 | 116 | 84 | 26 | 6 |
1895 | This one’s got central air! | 1.3274 | 0.05543 | 113 | 83 | 23 | 7 |
1896 | On the upside, you'll get free air conditioning and golf privileges. | 1.3274 | 0.05543 | 113 | 83 | 23 | 7 |
1897 | Yes, there's a reason they placed the door on that side. | 1.3274 | 0.05543 | 113 | 83 | 23 | 7 |
1898 | Real estate, it’s just hit or miss. | 1.3274 | 0.05399 | 113 | 82 | 25 | 6 |
1899 | It's a great neighborhood! Have you ever played dodge ball? | 1.3271 | 0.05439 | 107 | 77 | 25 | 5 |
1900 | To live in this house, you've got to have some pretty big balls. | 1.3271 | 0.06053 | 107 | 81 | 17 | 9 |
1901 | Great neighborhood and everything's close enough that you'll never have to drive. | 1.3269 | 0.05707 | 104 | 76 | 22 | 6 |
1902 | Look Steve, I'm going to level with you... This place is a hole. | 1.3268 | 0.04979 | 153 | 115 | 26 | 12 |
1903 | If you want to stretch the budget, we can get you into a clown’s mouth. | 1.3267 | 0.04960 | 150 | 112 | 27 | 11 |
1904 | Named the most challenging house in Mini Golf Estates. | 1.3267 | 0.04777 | 150 | 110 | 31 | 9 |
1905 | The front entrance is a little tricky, but it generates its own electricity. | 1.3265 | 0.04745 | 147 | 107 | 32 | 8 |
1906 | And there's a good breeze year-round. | 1.3264 | 0.04811 | 144 | 105 | 31 | 8 |
1907 | You're lucky it's still available. The last couple I showed it to, put a bid in, but then tried to enter on the count of "2" instead of "3". | 1.3264 | 0.04605 | 144 | 103 | 35 | 6 |
1908 | The front nine already sold out so I'd make an offer fast. | 1.3262 | 0.04879 | 141 | 103 | 30 | 8 |
1909 | I guarantee you. There’s nothing miniature about it. | 1.3262 | 0.04774 | 141 | 102 | 32 | 7 |
1910 | I really think you'll like this Dutch-style charmer overlooking the 9th fairway. | 1.3262 | 0.04982 | 141 | 104 | 28 | 9 |
1911 | Trust me, it's a better deal than the laughing clown house. | 1.3261 | 0.04618 | 138 | 98 | 35 | 5 |
1912 | and you'll notice it is quite convenient to the course | 1.3261 | 0.04842 | 138 | 100 | 31 | 7 |
1913 | It takes a little getting used to, but it's great for deterring the in-laws! | 1.3259 | 0.04682 | 135 | 96 | 34 | 5 |
1914 | Just think of all the electricity you can sell. | 1.3259 | 0.04913 | 135 | 98 | 30 | 7 |
1915 | The owner built this part of the Mar-a-Lago resort for when he was feeling inadequate. | 1.3259 | 0.05344 | 135 | 102 | 22 | 11 |
1916 | And the electricity is included. | 1.3259 | 0.05239 | 135 | 101 | 24 | 10 |
1917 | It's open concept and energy efficient. | 1.3259 | 0.04314 | 135 | 93 | 40 | 2 |
1918 | And of course there's plenty of room to just mill about. | 1.3259 | 0.05133 | 135 | 100 | 26 | 9 |
1919 | I'm tellin' ya, this property's a hole in one! | 1.3259 | 0.05024 | 135 | 99 | 28 | 8 |
1920 | ...and you can say good-bye to uninvited guests. | 1.3259 | 0.04799 | 135 | 97 | 32 | 6 |
1921 | Tilting at windmills on your bucket list? | 1.3259 | 0.05133 | 135 | 100 | 26 | 9 |
1922 | This place is perfect if you like puttering around the house. | 1.3258 | 0.05213 | 132 | 98 | 25 | 9 |
1923 | You get to keep all the stray balls AND it has a Dutch oven. | 1.3258 | 0.05101 | 132 | 97 | 27 | 8 |
1924 | Green technology, but the security system's a little tricky. | 1.3258 | 0.05430 | 132 | 100 | 21 | 11 |
1925 | Maxi golf, it's the next big thing. | 1.3258 | 0.05430 | 132 | 100 | 21 | 11 |
1926 | But you said you wanted a golf community. | 1.3258 | 0.04869 | 132 | 95 | 31 | 6 |
1927 | So if you time it right you'll have plenty of money for retirement. I suggest a combination of term and hole life. | 1.3256 | 0.05521 | 129 | 98 | 20 | 11 |
1928 | Sure, it's a quirky house, but it's right on the fairway. | 1.3256 | 0.04942 | 129 | 93 | 30 | 6 |
1929 | Each time you get through the door, a bell rings and you get a free game. | 1.3256 | 0.04942 | 129 | 93 | 30 | 6 |
1930 | The Will states it's yours now. Consider it a windfall | 1.3256 | 0.04818 | 129 | 92 | 32 | 5 |
1931 | Par 4 quality at par 3 pricing. Wind power. And quiet — most people quit before the 18th hole. | 1.3256 | 0.04942 | 129 | 93 | 30 | 6 |
1932 | You're kidding, right? Your name really isn't Don Quixote. | 1.3256 | 0.04942 | 129 | 93 | 30 | 6 |
1933 | This IS mid-century modern | 1.3254 | 0.05018 | 126 | 91 | 29 | 6 |
1934 | The market here is all about timing. | 1.3254 | 0.05143 | 126 | 92 | 27 | 7 |
1935 | Falling into the cup. Seen it. Covered it. | 1.3254 | 0.05384 | 126 | 94 | 23 | 9 |
1936 | This place is as green as they come. | 1.3254 | 0.04890 | 126 | 90 | 31 | 5 |
1937 | Imagine your weekends puttering around the house. | 1.3254 | 0.05384 | 126 | 94 | 23 | 9 |
1938 | Perfect place to putter around | 1.3252 | 0.04965 | 123 | 88 | 30 | 5 |
1939 | It's easy once you get the timing right and it's entirely green | 1.3252 | 0.05596 | 123 | 93 | 20 | 10 |
1940 | Yes indeed, when it comes to buying houses, timing is everything! | 1.3252 | 0.04829 | 123 | 87 | 32 | 4 |
1941 | The sellers are downsizing to a pinball machine. | 1.3252 | 0.04965 | 123 | 88 | 30 | 5 |
1942 | Just don't go in or out when the wind's blowing. | 1.3252 | 0.05227 | 123 | 90 | 26 | 7 |
1943 | ...... with the added benefit of discouraging Jehovah's witnesses. | 1.3252 | 0.05353 | 123 | 91 | 24 | 8 |
1944 | I haven't told anyone else but...it also grinds corn! | 1.3250 | 0.05444 | 120 | 89 | 23 | 8 |
1945 | It's quite obvious why the price was dropped, but the location is fantastic"... | 1.3250 | 0.04758 | 120 | 84 | 33 | 3 |
1946 | You did say you wanted a home on the 18th green. | 1.3250 | 0.05314 | 120 | 88 | 25 | 7 |
1947 | The balls are bigger too, but you’ll get used to it | 1.3250 | 0.05314 | 120 | 88 | 25 | 7 |
1948 | Imagine how much money you can save grinding your own corn! | 1.3250 | 0.05571 | 120 | 90 | 21 | 9 |
1949 | Resort living with a view of the eighteenth hole. | 1.3250 | 0.04903 | 120 | 85 | 31 | 4 |
1950 | Look both ways when crossing the living room. | 1.3248 | 0.04538 | 157 | 114 | 35 | 8 |
1951 | It's charming, and you save a ton on your electric bill. | 1.3248 | 0.05406 | 117 | 86 | 24 | 7 |
1952 | You asked for a house on a golf course, but with your budget........ | 1.3248 | 0.05268 | 117 | 85 | 26 | 6 |
1953 | And if you decide to buy it, I'd avoid taking Ambien. | 1.3247 | 0.04687 | 154 | 113 | 32 | 9 |
1954 | Each unit in our Mini Golf Retirement Village is unique. This one offers plenty of fresh air and ventilation. | 1.3246 | 0.05359 | 114 | 83 | 25 | 6 |
1955 | Typical summertime traffic but really quiet in the winter. And it certainly beats the clown you’re liv’n in now. | 1.3246 | 0.05359 | 114 | 83 | 25 | 6 |
1956 | It's a seller's market. Timing is everything. | 1.3243 | 0.04815 | 148 | 109 | 30 | 9 |
1957 | There are no HSA fees and the golf is free | 1.3243 | 0.05602 | 111 | 82 | 22 | 7 |
1958 | Yes, off the grid and with a golf course view! | 1.3241 | 0.04882 | 145 | 107 | 29 | 9 |
1959 | It will be great once you get into the swing of things. | 1.3239 | 0.04850 | 142 | 104 | 30 | 8 |
1960 | The last owner got a hole in one on the first try | 1.3239 | 0.04746 | 142 | 103 | 32 | 7 |
1961 | Tiny houses are all the rage right now and this one is a real hole-in-one. | 1.3239 | 0.05052 | 142 | 106 | 26 | 10 |
1962 | The wooden shoes are optional. | 1.3237 | 0.04703 | 139 | 100 | 33 | 6 |
1963 | It's really only a problem in the summer months. | 1.3237 | 0.04813 | 139 | 101 | 31 | 7 |
1964 | And the decapitation insurance is quite reasonable | 1.3235 | 0.04993 | 136 | 100 | 28 | 8 |
1965 | Central air? I don't think so. | 1.3235 | 0.04882 | 136 | 99 | 30 | 7 |
1966 | You might say that we’ve made child’s play out of home security. | 1.3235 | 0.04882 | 136 | 99 | 30 | 7 |
1967 | You'll be off the grid. | 1.3235 | 0.04882 | 136 | 99 | 30 | 7 |
1968 | Yes, but think about the low energy costs. | 1.3235 | 0.04769 | 136 | 98 | 32 | 6 |
1969 | It's a great neighborhood, and you only have to risk death twice a day. | 1.3235 | 0.04993 | 136 | 100 | 28 | 8 |
1970 | Upgrading from the hole to a moat would be surprisingly affordable. | 1.3235 | 0.04535 | 136 | 96 | 36 | 4 |
1971 | It's just the one room, but there is a lake and ferris wheel right around the corner. | 1.3233 | 0.05068 | 133 | 98 | 27 | 8 |
1972 | Wait till you see the security system. | 1.3233 | 0.05288 | 133 | 100 | 23 | 10 |
1973 | Don Quixote Realtors at your service. | 1.3233 | 0.05068 | 133 | 98 | 27 | 8 |
1974 | The best part is you never have to cut the lawn. | 1.3233 | 0.04719 | 133 | 95 | 33 | 5 |
1975 | It's perfect -- a quaint village on a golf course, where the President plays twice a week. | 1.3233 | 0.05179 | 133 | 99 | 25 | 9 |
1976 | And this is our premium home, where almost no balls go through! | 1.3233 | 0.04838 | 133 | 96 | 31 | 6 |
1977 | Have you decided which of you is going to pay, or are you going Dutch | 1.3232 | 0.05529 | 99 | 71 | 24 | 4 |
1978 | So you're looking for a home closer to the fairway." | 1.3231 | 0.04910 | 130 | 94 | 30 | 6 |
1979 | The Millers? What a coincidence! | 1.3231 | 0.05147 | 130 | 96 | 26 | 8 |
1980 | It's called oscillating Feng Shui. | 1.3231 | 0.05147 | 130 | 96 | 26 | 8 |
1981 | Off the grid, what's not to like? | 1.3231 | 0.05030 | 130 | 95 | 28 | 7 |
1982 | ... and if you like the beach, you'll love to hear that it's only a two-minute walk to a sand bunker near the water hazard | 1.3231 | 0.05030 | 130 | 95 | 28 | 7 |
1983 | Let's wait for the wind to die down and this putt before I show you the beautiful interior? | 1.3231 | 0.05374 | 130 | 98 | 22 | 10 |
1984 | Of course we can lubricate the windmill and fill in the hole in the front yard before we close. | 1.3228 | 0.04985 | 127 | 92 | 29 | 6 |
1985 | It's everything you wanted: kid-friendly; renewable-ready; fun part of town. | 1.3228 | 0.04985 | 127 | 92 | 29 | 6 |
1986 | Now that we are clear on the sustainability features of the house, we can address the elephant in the room. | 1.3228 | 0.04985 | 127 | 92 | 29 | 6 |
1987 | Just think of how much you’ll save on your electric bill... | 1.3228 | 0.05230 | 127 | 94 | 25 | 8 |
1988 | This is one of the more challenging properties I am listing .... | 1.3228 | 0.05230 | 127 | 94 | 25 | 8 |
1989 | Make ‘em a low ball offer. | 1.3226 | 0.05191 | 124 | 91 | 26 | 7 |
1990 | This is as close to a lighthouse as it is possible to purchase in Iowa | 1.3226 | 0.05063 | 124 | 90 | 28 | 6 |
1991 | You'll get in on the bottom floor of the small house movement. | 1.3226 | 0.05557 | 124 | 94 | 20 | 10 |
1992 | Why yes. It was listed as golf course living. | 1.3226 | 0.05191 | 124 | 91 | 26 | 7 |
1993 | The sellers are very motivated, they're moving to hole 12. | 1.3226 | 0.05191 | 124 | 91 | 26 | 7 |
1994 | As you can see this part of Lilliput has become gentrified. | 1.3226 | 0.05063 | 124 | 90 | 28 | 6 |
1995 | To get in on this deal, it's all in the timing. | 1.3226 | 0.05316 | 124 | 92 | 24 | 8 |
1996 | Out of personal experience, I suggest you watch your step. | 1.3226 | 0.05063 | 124 | 90 | 28 | 6 |
1997 | True, Mrs. Van Dyke, but only on windy days.... | 1.3226 | 0.04797 | 124 | 88 | 32 | 4 |
1998 | It'd be perfect should one of you develop a handicap. | 1.3226 | 0.05557 | 124 | 94 | 20 | 10 |
1999 | Yes, it's a fixer. But the energy credits are amazing! | 1.3223 | 0.05145 | 121 | 88 | 27 | 6 |
2000 | Besides being energy-independent, your home is now 25% more secure! | 1.3223 | 0.05145 | 121 | 88 | 27 | 6 |
2001 | It comes with a par 3 garage. | 1.3223 | 0.05532 | 121 | 91 | 21 | 9 |
2002 | The good news is that you are surrounded by other par 3 properties. | 1.3221 | 0.04070 | 149 | 103 | 44 | 2 |
2003 | ...And it's perfect for someone who likes to putter around the house. | 1.3220 | 0.05367 | 118 | 87 | 24 | 7 |
2004 | The monotonous creaking will help you sleep, and you'll never have to worry about unwanted sales and church people. | 1.3220 | 0.05230 | 118 | 86 | 26 | 6 |
2005 | Since you’re just dating you can go Dutch on it. | 1.3220 | 0.05500 | 118 | 88 | 22 | 8 |
2006 | This model is called "The Impossible Dream House". | 1.3220 | 0.05500 | 118 | 88 | 22 | 8 |
2007 | The energy savings will sweep you off your feet. | 1.3220 | 0.05367 | 118 | 87 | 24 | 7 |
2008 | This house has everything on your wish list--light and airy with an open floor plan, a fun-filled design for entertaining, and a distinctive and welcoming front entryway. | 1.3220 | 0.04945 | 118 | 84 | 30 | 4 |
2009 | Not only is it energy efficient, but the location is right on the 14th hole. | 1.3220 | 0.04945 | 118 | 84 | 30 | 4 |
2010 | And if this isn’t what you’re after, I also have a castle with an uncontrollable drawbridge over on the 7th. | 1.3219 | 0.04854 | 146 | 108 | 29 | 9 |
2011 | Sure, it's a little tricky getting in and out, but your utility bills will be practically nothing! | 1.3219 | 0.04447 | 146 | 104 | 37 | 5 |
2012 | It's a little cozy, but the neighborhood's nice and quiet since they moved the pirate ship to hole 18. | 1.3217 | 0.05461 | 115 | 85 | 23 | 7 |
2013 | In the interest of disclosure, I must tell you this house is a par four | 1.3217 | 0.05461 | 115 | 85 | 23 | 7 |
2014 | So, Mr. Quixote, you mention there is a bit of family history involved here. | 1.3217 | 0.05319 | 115 | 84 | 25 | 6 |
2015 | Giant golf balls do roll in every once in a while, but you get used to it | 1.3217 | 0.04718 | 143 | 104 | 32 | 7 |
2016 | Lucky for you, it has the highest hole in one rating on the course. | 1.3214 | 0.05413 | 112 | 82 | 24 | 6 |
2017 | You want to use the back door. | 1.3214 | 0.05107 | 112 | 80 | 28 | 4 |
2018 | It's a windmill, just like the President | 1.3214 | 0.05196 | 140 | 106 | 23 | 11 |
2019 | It’s also haunted. | 1.3214 | 0.05390 | 140 | 108 | 19 | 13 |
2020 | Utilities included for life. | 1.3214 | 0.04564 | 140 | 100 | 35 | 5 |
2021 | Yes, you're right, but the big paddles keep most of them out. | 1.3214 | 0.04994 | 140 | 104 | 27 | 9 |
2022 | Great buy! Master suite, two additional bedrooms, two full baths, upgraded kitchen and fully off the grid. | 1.3212 | 0.04626 | 137 | 98 | 34 | 5 |
2023 | You guys wanted a gated community with a golf course, so at seven million this is a steal in San Francisco! | 1.3212 | 0.05173 | 137 | 103 | 24 | 10 |
2024 | I will say the architecture here strongly favors the nimble. | 1.3212 | 0.04852 | 137 | 100 | 30 | 7 |
2025 | Thanks for coming to this open house. | 1.3212 | 0.04962 | 137 | 101 | 28 | 8 |
2026 | I know you said green was important. | 1.3212 | 0.04740 | 137 | 99 | 32 | 6 |
2027 | This one goes for three hundred, but if you're looking for something a little cheaper, we have the clown's mouth for two-seventy-five. | 1.3209 | 0.04569 | 134 | 95 | 35 | 4 |
2028 | Look, this is the only one in town! | 1.3209 | 0.04569 | 134 | 95 | 35 | 4 |
2029 | To be honest ,it can get a little breezy . | 1.3209 | 0.04923 | 134 | 98 | 29 | 7 |
2030 | We lovingly refer to this model as the 'Don Qui-Hole-in-One' | 1.3209 | 0.05036 | 134 | 99 | 27 | 8 |
2031 | It's quaint, charming, and you can work on your short game. | 1.3209 | 0.04923 | 134 | 98 | 29 | 7 |
2032 | But the ball almost never makes it in the front door. | 1.3209 | 0.04690 | 134 | 96 | 33 | 5 |
2033 | Tulips, always plant tulips. | 1.3209 | 0.05360 | 134 | 102 | 21 | 11 |
2034 | One bedroom, air conditioned...Charming old world facade and a yard to putter in...Those were your criteria, no? | 1.3206 | 0.04998 | 131 | 96 | 28 | 7 |
2035 | I said we wanted a place ON a golf course not IN a golf course. | 1.3206 | 0.05227 | 131 | 98 | 24 | 9 |
2036 | This house is a steal. Electricity from wind power and a golf course view. | 1.3206 | 0.04757 | 131 | 94 | 32 | 5 |
2037 | I cannot emphasize enough how important it is to have a good exit strategy in place before you invest in this property. | 1.3206 | 0.05114 | 131 | 97 | 26 | 8 |
2038 | But, Don Quixote is your neighbor. | 1.3206 | 0.05114 | 131 | 97 | 26 | 8 |
2039 | It’s a bit over budget, but you are on the first hole. | 1.3206 | 0.05227 | 131 | 98 | 24 | 9 |
2040 | We’ve managed to reduce the possibility of home invasion robbery by 25 percent. | 1.3206 | 0.04879 | 131 | 95 | 30 | 6 |
2041 | Of course you can ‘Go Dutch’ with the payments | 1.3205 | 0.04546 | 156 | 114 | 34 | 8 |
2042 | Just what you asked for, an affordable, active community. | 1.3205 | 0.04360 | 156 | 112 | 38 | 6 |
2043 | It’s the latest in green living. | 1.3203 | 0.05075 | 128 | 94 | 27 | 7 |
2044 | …And your electricity bills would be quite low… | 1.3203 | 0.05075 | 128 | 94 | 27 | 7 |
2045 | One pill makes you larger | 1.3203 | 0.05312 | 128 | 96 | 23 | 9 |
2046 | You’ ve been looking for a sweet deal on golf course property, right? How about this cottage right on the green? | 1.3203 | 0.05075 | 128 | 94 | 27 | 7 |
2047 | I know this isn’t as nice as the water-hazard-front property but that was way out of your budget. | 1.3203 | 0.05075 | 128 | 94 | 27 | 7 |
2048 | You DO know the windmill house is the best property on this golf course, right? | 1.3203 | 0.05195 | 128 | 95 | 25 | 8 |
2049 | How do you feel about letting 'em play through? | 1.3200 | 0.05400 | 125 | 94 | 22 | 9 |
2050 | You get the whole white picket fence thing without feeling so trapped. | 1.3200 | 0.05029 | 125 | 91 | 28 | 6 |
2051 | Because it’s a World Heritage Site, you couldn’t make exterior alterations. | 1.3200 | 0.05634 | 125 | 96 | 18 | 11 |
2052 | As you can see, there is nothing miniature about it. | 1.3200 | 0.05400 | 125 | 94 | 22 | 9 |
2053 | Believe me, it is better than solar and forces you to exercise | 1.3200 | 0.04765 | 125 | 89 | 32 | 4 |
2054 | Did I mention it comes with a pool? | 1.3200 | 0.05518 | 125 | 95 | 20 | 10 |
2055 | And the commute is easy, except for the last part. | 1.3197 | 0.05240 | 122 | 90 | 25 | 7 |
2056 | You're in luck, because in the windy season this place will cost you and arm and a leg. | 1.3197 | 0.04975 | 122 | 88 | 29 | 5 |
2057 | But you said you wanted a golf view. | 1.3197 | 0.05109 | 122 | 89 | 27 | 6 |
2058 | Or, if you prefer, I can show you a lovely "angry gorilla" property just around the corner. | 1.3197 | 0.05109 | 122 | 89 | 27 | 6 |
2059 | The housing crisis has affected every industry. | 1.3197 | 0.05240 | 122 | 90 | 25 | 7 |
2060 | WHEN IT'S WINDY IT'LL BE GOOD TO STAY INDOORS. | 1.3197 | 0.05368 | 122 | 91 | 23 | 8 |
2061 | It's the only wind powered unit in the Hole neighborhood. | 1.3197 | 0.05240 | 122 | 90 | 25 | 7 |
2062 | Neighborhood's a little under par, but it's a short drive to work. | 1.3197 | 0.05240 | 122 | 90 | 25 | 7 |
2063 | Don't worry, no one ever gets it into the windmill. | 1.3194 | 0.04479 | 144 | 103 | 36 | 5 |
2064 | If this isn't your thing, I've got a clown's mouth listing that's priced to move. | 1.3194 | 0.04992 | 144 | 108 | 26 | 10 |
2065 | People love the open floor plan. | 1.3194 | 0.04586 | 144 | 104 | 34 | 6 |
2066 | The ball hardly ever comes through. | 1.3194 | 0.04893 | 144 | 107 | 28 | 9 |
2067 | In this neighborhood, a fixer-upper is par for the course. | 1.3194 | 0.04992 | 144 | 108 | 26 | 10 |
2068 | It is completely powered by sustainable energy and it has a great view of the 18th hole. | 1.3193 | 0.05193 | 119 | 87 | 26 | 6 |
2069 | The current owners are motivated to sell. Consider it a guaranteed hole in one. | 1.3193 | 0.04911 | 119 | 85 | 30 | 4 |
2070 | Think of it this way. It's like you're always on vacation. | 1.3193 | 0.04612 | 119 | 83 | 34 | 2 |
2071 | Think of it as a challenge every day. | 1.3193 | 0.05328 | 119 | 88 | 24 | 7 |
2072 | If this isn't your style I can show you a 3 bedroom with a loop-the-loop. | 1.3191 | 0.04861 | 141 | 104 | 29 | 8 |
2073 | The white picket fence? The current owner, uh, repurposed it. | 1.3191 | 0.05065 | 141 | 106 | 25 | 10 |
2074 | This cute home is part of an exclusive miniature golf course community | 1.3191 | 0.04648 | 141 | 102 | 33 | 6 |
2075 | I hear you like to golf | 1.3191 | 0.04755 | 141 | 103 | 31 | 7 |
2076 | You'll be the first on your block with renewable energy. | 1.3191 | 0.04537 | 141 | 101 | 35 | 5 |
2077 | No garage, but you won't be driving on this course. | 1.3191 | 0.05261 | 141 | 108 | 21 | 12 |
2078 | Yes...it's a bit smaller but, it's right on the golf course. | 1.3191 | 0.04648 | 141 | 102 | 33 | 6 |
2079 | Please remember that the covenant requires that you always leave the doors open | 1.3190 | 0.05421 | 116 | 86 | 23 | 7 |
2080 | And wait till you see the keyless entry! | 1.3190 | 0.05691 | 116 | 88 | 19 | 9 |
2081 | In your price range this was the best option with a golf course view. | 1.3190 | 0.05281 | 116 | 85 | 25 | 6 |
2082 | With the right timing you can make it right to the second floor. | 1.3188 | 0.05141 | 138 | 104 | 24 | 10 |
2083 | As I mentioned at your first visit, there may occasionally be times were you may not want to leave the house | 1.3188 | 0.05243 | 138 | 105 | 22 | 11 |
2084 | To be honest, we're not entirely sure where it leads. | 1.3188 | 0.04931 | 138 | 102 | 28 | 8 |
2085 | And the power generation alone will provide you a guaranteed income for life. | 1.3188 | 0.04712 | 138 | 100 | 32 | 6 |
2086 | This is one of the newest models from Don Quixote modular homes. | 1.3188 | 0.04598 | 138 | 99 | 34 | 5 |
2087 | This is great starter home while you are young, fit, and childless. | 1.3188 | 0.05141 | 138 | 104 | 24 | 10 |
2088 | The pirate's cove might be more in your price range. | 1.3188 | 0.04712 | 138 | 100 | 32 | 6 |
2089 | You'd never have to mow again. | 1.3188 | 0.04482 | 138 | 98 | 36 | 4 |
2090 | And it’s got the very latest in sustainably-sourced energy. | 1.3186 | 0.05070 | 113 | 81 | 28 | 4 |
2091 | For windy days, there is a backdoor | 1.3186 | 0.05518 | 113 | 84 | 22 | 7 |
2092 | The kids will love it. | 1.3185 | 0.04661 | 135 | 97 | 33 | 5 |
2093 | If balls are a problem, and the blades aren’t cutting it, you could always add a drawbridge or a metal loop-de-loop. | 1.3185 | 0.04661 | 135 | 97 | 33 | 5 |
2094 | . . . however, the seller retains playing privileges. | 1.3185 | 0.04541 | 135 | 96 | 35 | 4 |
2095 | The area is zoned for both residential and comical. | 1.3185 | 0.04893 | 135 | 99 | 29 | 7 |
2096 | Yes, but you get to keep all the golf balls that come through the door | 1.3185 | 0.04893 | 135 | 99 | 29 | 7 |
2097 | Real estate is about being at the right place at the right time. | 1.3185 | 0.04893 | 135 | 99 | 29 | 7 |
2098 | You're only a par from the church and a birdie from the zoo. | 1.3185 | 0.05114 | 135 | 101 | 25 | 9 |
2099 | I don't know... I'm just not a fan of those granite counter tops | 1.3185 | 0.05428 | 135 | 104 | 19 | 12 |
2100 | It's only a par 3 now but with a little TLC you'll have a par 4 before you know it. | 1.3185 | 0.05114 | 135 | 101 | 25 | 9 |
2101 | It has the latest green energy features. | 1.3185 | 0.04661 | 135 | 97 | 33 | 5 |
2102 | You know what they say, “rotation, rotation, rotation” | 1.3185 | 0.04661 | 135 | 97 | 33 | 5 |
2103 | This House has all the charm of a Dutch Colonial and is on a golf course. | 1.3182 | 0.04579 | 154 | 113 | 33 | 8 |
2104 | See, in this neighbourhood you'd just call it regular golf | 1.3182 | 0.05193 | 132 | 99 | 24 | 9 |
2105 | Welcome to the open house. | 1.3182 | 0.04579 | 154 | 113 | 33 | 8 |
2106 | The windmill? It's par for the course. | 1.3182 | 0.06574 | 88 | 67 | 14 | 7 |
2107 | Security is intermittent | 1.3182 | 0.05314 | 110 | 80 | 25 | 5 |
2108 | Be careful with the front door. Especially on a windy day. | 1.3179 | 0.04733 | 151 | 112 | 30 | 9 |
2109 | ...and its Energy Star rating is 'off the charts!' | 1.3178 | 0.04795 | 129 | 93 | 31 | 5 |
2110 | ...and the lease includes free insurance against blunt trauma and dismemberment. | 1.3178 | 0.05390 | 129 | 98 | 21 | 10 |
2111 | I don't know why they call it mini golf. Everything is huge. | 1.3178 | 0.05042 | 129 | 95 | 27 | 7 |
2112 | Did I mention that any balls that make it in belong to you? | 1.3178 | 0.05160 | 129 | 96 | 25 | 8 |
2113 | If parking is that important, we can show you the Fire Station at #7. | 1.3178 | 0.05276 | 129 | 97 | 23 | 9 |
2114 | And there are no green fees. | 1.3178 | 0.04920 | 129 | 94 | 29 | 6 |
2115 | What did you expect? A castle? | 1.3178 | 0.05160 | 129 | 96 | 25 | 8 |
2116 | When you hear "Fore!" you run upstairs now, okay ? | 1.3178 | 0.05042 | 129 | 95 | 27 | 7 |
2117 | Of course, nothing says you have to let them play through. | 1.3175 | 0.04734 | 126 | 90 | 32 | 4 |
2118 | Just think of the money you’ll save on electricity | 1.3175 | 0.05121 | 126 | 93 | 26 | 7 |
2119 | you said we should go dutch | 1.3175 | 0.05363 | 126 | 95 | 22 | 9 |
2120 | Drafty? No. Why do you ask? | 1.3172 | 0.04765 | 145 | 107 | 30 | 8 |
2121 | The right time to enter the market changes by the second. | 1.3172 | 0.04765 | 145 | 107 | 30 | 8 |
2122 | Fairway view! | 1.3172 | 0.04765 | 145 | 107 | 30 | 8 |
2123 | Are you interested in this as a home, investment property, or guillotine? | 1.3172 | 0.04765 | 145 | 107 | 30 | 8 |
2124 | It has a couple of drawbacks, but think what you'll save on electricity. | 1.3172 | 0.04663 | 145 | 106 | 32 | 7 |
2125 | You asked for something "above par" --this is it, on your budget! | 1.3172 | 0.04765 | 145 | 107 | 30 | 8 |
2126 | Houses don’t get any greener than this one. | 1.3172 | 0.04663 | 145 | 106 | 32 | 7 |
2127 | In this neighborhood when anyone says'"get outta' the way", just do it. | 1.3171 | 0.05204 | 123 | 91 | 25 | 7 |
2128 | When the golf ball comes through the doorway,you stand here. | 1.3171 | 0.05454 | 123 | 93 | 21 | 9 |
2129 | With your budget, this is the best I could do regarding listings on a golf course. | 1.3171 | 0.05099 | 164 | 129 | 18 | 17 |
2130 | This timeshare unit includes unlimited rounds of golf. | 1.3171 | 0.04941 | 123 | 89 | 29 | 5 |
2131 | I would suggest buying both properties, in case you get a hole in one. | 1.3171 | 0.05330 | 123 | 92 | 23 | 8 |
2132 | The grandkids will love it. | 1.3171 | 0.05074 | 123 | 90 | 27 | 6 |
2133 | Actually, it's a FOOORE!-Closure | 1.3169 | 0.04934 | 142 | 106 | 27 | 9 |
2134 | Good schools, close to shopping...oh there’s one other thing you need to know. | 1.3169 | 0.04511 | 142 | 102 | 35 | 5 |
2135 | As I said, it’s A somewhat gated community | 1.3169 | 0.05034 | 142 | 107 | 25 | 10 |
2136 | It's all about the second floor. | 1.3169 | 0.04727 | 142 | 104 | 31 | 7 |
2137 | And, you can apply for energy efficient financing. | 1.3169 | 0.04727 | 142 | 104 | 31 | 7 |
2138 | We can get you out of your Pirate Ship and into this “classic” within the month !! | 1.3169 | 0.04511 | 142 | 102 | 35 | 5 |
2139 | Let me show you the interior. Immediately. | 1.3169 | 0.04727 | 142 | 104 | 31 | 7 |
2140 | I know it's not on the course of your dreams but the price is right. | 1.3167 | 0.05019 | 120 | 87 | 28 | 5 |
2141 | With our windmill home, you save on electricity, speed up your reflexes AND discourage unwanted visitors. | 1.3167 | 0.05421 | 120 | 90 | 22 | 8 |
2142 | It livens up around here in the summer. | 1.3165 | 0.04455 | 139 | 99 | 36 | 4 |
2143 | Just let me know. The timing is crucial. | 1.3165 | 0.05210 | 139 | 106 | 22 | 11 |
2144 | For an extra 20 grand, I can get you on a water hazard. | 1.3165 | 0.05309 | 139 | 107 | 20 | 12 |
2145 | Elephant? What elephant? | 1.3165 | 0.05109 | 139 | 105 | 24 | 10 |
2146 | And you'll be happy to know the mortgage rate is way under par. | 1.3165 | 0.04683 | 139 | 101 | 32 | 6 |
2147 | This one comes with club membership and utilities included. | 1.3162 | 0.05242 | 117 | 86 | 25 | 6 |
2148 | It's not a run-of-the-mill golf course community. | 1.3162 | 0.05242 | 117 | 86 | 25 | 6 |
2149 | It's expensive but you could always go Dutch. | 1.3162 | 0.05516 | 117 | 88 | 21 | 8 |
2150 | Well, it's on a golf course, just like I promised. And I wouldn't worry too much. They almost never make it into the windmill. | 1.3162 | 0.04862 | 136 | 100 | 29 | 7 |
2151 | It's only a Par 3, but the view is fantastic! | 1.3162 | 0.04973 | 136 | 101 | 27 | 8 |
2152 | And you have a lovely view of the golf course. | 1.3162 | 0.04514 | 136 | 97 | 35 | 4 |
2153 | Let me hazard a guess. | 1.3162 | 0.04633 | 136 | 98 | 33 | 5 |
2154 | You might want to be a bit careful when you are going in or out. | 1.3162 | 0.04862 | 136 | 100 | 29 | 7 |
2155 | Don't be indecisive. There are a lot of people lined up to go through this house. | 1.3162 | 0.04862 | 136 | 100 | 29 | 7 |
2156 | This is truly the most exclusive golf course real estate there is! NOBODY gets Windmill. Nobody! | 1.3158 | 0.05269 | 133 | 101 | 22 | 10 |
2157 | Inspired by Mr. Swift’s book, we call this subdivision “Lilliputt” | 1.3158 | 0.05185 | 114 | 83 | 26 | 5 |
2158 | I think you'll find that this property is well above par. | 1.3158 | 0.05160 | 133 | 100 | 24 | 9 |
2159 | On Sunday afternoons you can expect a little more traffic in the neighborhood. | 1.3158 | 0.04934 | 133 | 98 | 28 | 7 |
2160 | If you time it just right you'll have no problem going in and out. | 1.3158 | 0.05048 | 133 | 99 | 26 | 8 |
2161 | A hole-in-one no longer qualifies for a zero down mortgage. | 1.3158 | 0.05160 | 133 | 100 | 24 | 9 |
2162 | ... but I can't recommend the neighborhood. Everybody seems pretty teed off. | 1.3158 | 0.04518 | 152 | 111 | 34 | 7 |
2163 | Buy it today and I'll throw in free club membership. | 1.3158 | 0.05476 | 114 | 85 | 22 | 7 |
2164 | OK - let me address the elephant in the room. There is a black hole in the front yard of this property. | 1.3154 | 0.04770 | 149 | 111 | 29 | 9 |
2165 | There is a very small easement with the property. | 1.3154 | 0.04888 | 130 | 95 | 29 | 6 |
2166 | Why hold out for a dream home when you could move into a family-sized fantasy? | 1.3154 | 0.05126 | 130 | 97 | 25 | 8 |
2167 | This little gem was once owned by the Quixote family. | 1.3154 | 0.05009 | 130 | 96 | 27 | 7 |
2168 | It's energy self sufficient and the old woman in the shoe next door loves kids. | 1.3154 | 0.05009 | 130 | 96 | 27 | 7 |
2169 | It's a starter. You can move up to the 18th later. | 1.3154 | 0.05241 | 130 | 98 | 23 | 9 |
2170 | I like to think the blades add a unique level of excitement to the entryway. And you'll never need another table fan. That, folks, is what we call a wind-win. | 1.3154 | 0.04888 | 130 | 95 | 29 | 6 |
2171 | Are you feeling nimble today? | 1.3154 | 0.05126 | 130 | 97 | 25 | 8 |
2172 | Relax. It comes with a Don Quixote restraining order. | 1.3154 | 0.04888 | 130 | 95 | 29 | 6 |
2173 | At least coming home drunk will be an adventure. | 1.3151 | 0.04636 | 146 | 107 | 32 | 7 |
2174 | This coveted home has a view of the 4th, 5th, 6th, 9th, 10th and 12th greens. | 1.3151 | 0.05027 | 146 | 111 | 24 | 11 |
2175 | You'll love the neighbours – Mr Quixote is quite a character. | 1.3150 | 0.05087 | 127 | 94 | 26 | 7 |
2176 | Could we see one with a lower par? | 1.3150 | 0.04962 | 127 | 93 | 28 | 6 |
2177 | Technically, it's on the green. And it's certainly in your price range. | 1.3150 | 0.05208 | 127 | 95 | 24 | 8 |
2178 | Irony is always a good investment. | 1.3150 | 0.05208 | 127 | 95 | 24 | 8 |
2179 | You’ll only get your key deposit back when you return the balls | 1.3150 | 0.05087 | 127 | 94 | 26 | 7 |
2180 | The golf balls will be an adjustment, but think of what you'll save on your electric bill. | 1.3150 | 0.04835 | 127 | 92 | 30 | 5 |
2181 | And for every 'hole-in-one', you get a free month of rent" | 1.3150 | 0.05087 | 127 | 94 | 26 | 7 |
2182 | Is this the windmill of your mind? | 1.3148 | 0.05527 | 108 | 80 | 22 | 6 |
2183 | And as a bonus you will enjoy reduced electric bills | 1.3148 | 0.05681 | 108 | 81 | 20 | 7 |
2184 | Well, nuclear just isn't practical. | 1.3147 | 0.05101 | 143 | 109 | 23 | 11 |
2185 | Past tenants have increased their cardio by more than 40%! | 1.3147 | 0.04803 | 143 | 106 | 29 | 8 |
2186 | Sure, it does get a little drafty, but the curb appeal's a hole-in-one. | 1.3145 | 0.05293 | 124 | 93 | 23 | 8 |
2187 | A home on a golf course always keeps its value. | 1.3145 | 0.04633 | 124 | 88 | 33 | 3 |
2188 | Oh, don't listen to Mr. Quixote and his nonsense. This house is perfectly safe. | 1.3145 | 0.05168 | 124 | 92 | 25 | 7 |
2189 | And it comes with a charming legend about an elephant who thinks he’s Don Quixote. | 1.3145 | 0.05168 | 124 | 92 | 25 | 7 |
2190 | It's perfect for those who like to putter around the house. | 1.3145 | 0.05168 | 124 | 92 | 25 | 7 |
2191 | You'll love it! Much more room than the Clown Face. | 1.3145 | 0.05416 | 124 | 94 | 21 | 9 |
2192 | Sure, your neighbors are a giant clown head and a mechanical alligator, but you wouldn’t be living on the back nine anymore. | 1.3145 | 0.04772 | 124 | 89 | 31 | 4 |
2193 | Besides the occasional golf ball, you have to watch out for a crazy Spaniard with a lance. | 1.3143 | 0.04871 | 140 | 104 | 28 | 8 |
2194 | The view of the Clown's Mouth is to die for. | 1.3143 | 0.04655 | 140 | 102 | 32 | 6 |
2195 | And it has a unique drainage system in case of floods | 1.3143 | 0.04764 | 140 | 103 | 30 | 7 |
2196 | My commission is par for the course. | 1.3143 | 0.04764 | 140 | 103 | 30 | 7 |
2197 | And also remember, no more electric bills. | 1.3143 | 0.04764 | 140 | 103 | 30 | 7 |
2198 | Mr. Trump doesn't believe in miniature golf. | 1.3143 | 0.06100 | 105 | 81 | 15 | 9 |
2199 | In addition to the club membership, it comes with a two-stroke handicap. | 1.3143 | 0.04764 | 140 | 103 | 30 | 7 |
2200 | In a small market like this, timing is everything. | 1.3140 | 0.05382 | 121 | 91 | 22 | 8 |
2201 | The mortgage? Oh, it's not bad. APR for the course. | 1.3140 | 0.05382 | 121 | 91 | 22 | 8 |
2202 | Any extra power gets sold back to the grid. | 1.3140 | 0.05253 | 121 | 90 | 24 | 7 |
2203 | Living on a golf course, your dream come true! | 1.3140 | 0.05382 | 121 | 91 | 22 | 8 |
2204 | You can speed up the windmill when say your parents visit...it's hysterical watching them try to time the entrance. | 1.3140 | 0.05382 | 121 | 91 | 22 | 8 |
2205 | I think we can reduce the price, it’s only a par 2. | 1.3139 | 0.04942 | 137 | 102 | 27 | 8 |
2206 | Listen, the other 17 homes you want us to look at...are they...similar to this one? | 1.3139 | 0.04720 | 137 | 100 | 31 | 6 |
2207 | It's a three story colonial with great curb appeal and a beautiful view of the tee. | 1.3139 | 0.04605 | 137 | 99 | 33 | 5 |
2208 | They tee off at 6am but that's what makes it affordable. | 1.3137 | 0.05742 | 102 | 76 | 20 | 6 |
2209 | So finally, you pop out of the hole, dodge the blade, somersault through the door, and Voila, you're at your polling place. Please don't forget to present your photo ID. | 1.3136 | 0.05734 | 118 | 91 | 17 | 10 |
2210 | No, the previous tenants had not considered solar. | 1.3136 | 0.05205 | 118 | 87 | 25 | 6 |
2211 | And like all the homes at Trump-Crest Village, it was designed by the President himself. | 1.3136 | 0.05476 | 118 | 89 | 21 | 8 |
2212 | The housing market, much like the entry and exit of this home, is all about timing! | 1.3134 | 0.04903 | 134 | 99 | 28 | 7 |
2213 | You said you wanted to be in a neighborhood with kids. | 1.3134 | 0.05016 | 134 | 100 | 26 | 8 |
2214 | All wind power, not to mention you'll have a great view of the alligator on hole #5 | 1.3130 | 0.05293 | 115 | 85 | 24 | 6 |
2215 | I've got just the place for you, Mr. and Mrs. Quixote | 1.3130 | 0.05293 | 115 | 85 | 24 | 6 |
2216 | You'll have a ball here in Lilli-putt | 1.3130 | 0.05147 | 115 | 84 | 26 | 5 |
2217 | In this property, it’s not about location—it’s about timing your entrance. | 1.3130 | 0.05147 | 115 | 84 | 26 | 5 |
2218 | Frankly, folks, living in Putt-Putt Village takes balls. | 1.3130 | 0.04976 | 131 | 97 | 27 | 7 |
2219 | I don’t know what else you want - two bedrooms, on the golf course, close to downtown, and a hole in one wins a free game. | 1.3130 | 0.05093 | 131 | 98 | 25 | 8 |
2220 | Odd, I know, but the electric bill is low. | 1.3130 | 0.04479 | 131 | 93 | 35 | 3 |
2221 | Before we get into the specifics of this place, let me ask you a question Bob and Helen- Do you like golf? | 1.3130 | 0.04976 | 131 | 97 | 27 | 7 |
2222 | This gorgeous Dutch Colonial Revival is only moments from the course. | 1.3130 | 0.05428 | 131 | 101 | 19 | 11 |
2223 | What with the income from the milled grain and the local giants` miniature golf fees, this place will pay for itself. | 1.3130 | 0.04857 | 131 | 96 | 29 | 6 |
2224 | I'm concerned about a draft. | 1.3130 | 0.04976 | 131 | 97 | 27 | 7 |
2225 | No one even makes it to this round, and if they do, we cover your utilities for the month. Hole-in-one if you ask me. | 1.3130 | 0.04976 | 131 | 97 | 27 | 7 |
2226 | There may be a zoning issue. | 1.3125 | 0.04774 | 144 | 107 | 29 | 8 |
2227 | Your neighbors have longer par and more distractions. | 1.3125 | 0.05406 | 128 | 98 | 20 | 10 |
2228 | I wouldn’t put anything breakable in the foyer. | 1.3125 | 0.04803 | 128 | 93 | 30 | 5 |
2229 | And if you get a hole in one, they will take 10% off the purchase price! | 1.3125 | 0.05291 | 128 | 97 | 22 | 9 |
2230 | Think of it as buying a small carbon footprint. | 1.3125 | 0.05173 | 128 | 96 | 24 | 8 |
2231 | If you like this, let me also show you our signature waterfall hole. | 1.3125 | 0.05053 | 128 | 95 | 26 | 7 |
2232 | True, the insurance is expensive, but the house is very "green." | 1.3125 | 0.04929 | 128 | 94 | 28 | 6 |
2233 | And the best part is you can buy it with revolving credit | 1.3125 | 0.04348 | 144 | 103 | 37 | 4 |
2234 | It's a par four fixer-upper. | 1.3121 | 0.04286 | 141 | 100 | 38 | 3 |
2235 | And the windmill can be voice activated with Alexa. | 1.3121 | 0.05146 | 141 | 108 | 22 | 11 |
2236 | It'll pay for itself in 11 years. | 1.3121 | 0.04736 | 141 | 104 | 30 | 7 |
2237 | Yes, coming and going can be tricky... but it's rent controlled! | 1.3120 | 0.05378 | 125 | 95 | 21 | 9 |
2238 | Yes, it is a little more expensive than the Dinosaur and Volcano models we saw but you’ll save a whole lot on electricity. | 1.3120 | 0.04875 | 125 | 91 | 29 | 5 |
2239 | Think you can swing it? | 1.3120 | 0.05133 | 125 | 93 | 25 | 7 |
2240 | The buyer’s have agreed to throw in a clown’s mouth at closing. | 1.3120 | 0.05133 | 125 | 93 | 25 | 7 |
2241 | You can adjust the blade speed to deter all kinds of intruders. | 1.3120 | 0.04740 | 125 | 90 | 31 | 4 |
2242 | The security system is considered on par with the best. | 1.3120 | 0.05005 | 125 | 92 | 27 | 6 |
2243 | And it has a great view of the golf course! | 1.3119 | 0.05326 | 109 | 80 | 24 | 5 |
2244 | This baby won’t last... It’s all about the timing. | 1.3116 | 0.05224 | 138 | 106 | 21 | 11 |
2245 | I’m sorry, this house just isn’t up to par. | 1.3116 | 0.04911 | 138 | 103 | 27 | 8 |
2246 | You just have to time your mother-in- law's exit just right. | 1.3115 | 0.05216 | 122 | 91 | 24 | 7 |
2247 | It’s got great airflow. | 1.3115 | 0.04811 | 122 | 88 | 30 | 4 |
2248 | This place boasts renewable energy and proximity to a golf course! | 1.3115 | 0.05344 | 122 | 92 | 22 | 8 |
2249 | This was early wind power ... | 1.3113 | 0.04621 | 151 | 112 | 31 | 8 |
2250 | See? It says so right here: "Central Air included." | 1.3111 | 0.04757 | 135 | 99 | 30 | 6 |
2251 | The entrance is a bit hinky,but once you're inside the rest is a breeze | 1.3111 | 0.04639 | 135 | 98 | 32 | 5 |
2252 | The prior owner was a miniature golf enthusiast before his untimely death. | 1.3111 | 0.05306 | 135 | 104 | 20 | 11 |
2253 | It can be a little tricky getting in and out. | 1.3111 | 0.04984 | 135 | 101 | 26 | 8 |
2254 | Oh. Yes, there's also a back door. | 1.3111 | 0.04757 | 135 | 99 | 30 | 6 |
2255 | Homeowner's liability insurance is not required, but I strongly recommend it. | 1.3109 | 0.05028 | 119 | 87 | 27 | 5 |
2256 | Not only does this home produce it's own clean energy but it has a great view of the 7th hole. | 1.3109 | 0.05167 | 119 | 88 | 25 | 6 |
2257 | Built by Gulliver himself, Lilliput-put is a truly exclusive location! | 1.3109 | 0.05167 | 119 | 88 | 25 | 6 |
2258 | Don't look at me! You should have planned better for retirement. | 1.3109 | 0.05167 | 119 | 88 | 25 | 6 |
2259 | Sorry. This one is under contract. But, I've got an open house today on the loop de loop next door. | 1.3109 | 0.05436 | 119 | 90 | 21 | 8 |
2260 | And here's another plus - you'll be completely off the grid! | 1.3109 | 0.04884 | 119 | 86 | 29 | 4 |
2261 | Think of it as a whole house fan. | 1.3108 | 0.04780 | 148 | 111 | 28 | 9 |
2262 | It is a good buy if you both have a strong short game. | 1.3108 | 0.04780 | 148 | 111 | 28 | 9 |
2263 | If you waive the inspection, I can throw in a free game. | 1.3108 | 0.04482 | 148 | 108 | 34 | 6 |
2264 | Not only does it have a great view of the 18th hole, you get to keep all of the golf balls that get stuck in the living room. | 1.3106 | 0.04944 | 132 | 98 | 27 | 7 |
2265 | This isn’t what you had in mind when you said, you wanted a house that was “green?” | 1.3106 | 0.04944 | 132 | 98 | 27 | 7 |
2266 | And you’ll save on air conditioning. | 1.3106 | 0.04825 | 132 | 97 | 29 | 6 |
2267 | In addition, you'll get home exchange privileges with Chuck's Bowling Pin Estates and Harold's Splash Lagoon Condos. | 1.3106 | 0.04825 | 132 | 97 | 29 | 6 |
2268 | We are the largest mini golf community on the East Coast" | 1.3106 | 0.05283 | 132 | 101 | 21 | 10 |
2269 | Of course all your home appliances are connected and you're finally off the grid. | 1.3106 | 0.05060 | 132 | 99 | 25 | 8 |
2270 | Yes, it needs a few upgrades, but with a classic like this that’s par for the course. | 1.3106 | 0.04944 | 132 | 98 | 27 | 7 |
2271 | I feel freer now to mention that it’s a tiny bit drafty. | 1.3106 | 0.04320 | 132 | 93 | 37 | 2 |
2272 | remember, you did ask for a surreal estate agent. | 1.3103 | 0.04846 | 145 | 109 | 27 | 9 |
2273 | Yes, the windy days are why it's marked down. | 1.3103 | 0.05110 | 116 | 85 | 26 | 5 |
2274 | This fine home has a unique security system. You don't need a front door, just turn on the windmill when you leave the house. | 1.3103 | 0.05110 | 116 | 85 | 26 | 5 |
2275 | The owners say they'll accept below asking price if you get a hole-in-one. | 1.3103 | 0.05797 | 116 | 90 | 16 | 10 |
2276 | The bedroom gets morning sun. A staccato effect of course. | 1.3103 | 0.04944 | 145 | 110 | 25 | 10 |
2277 | Now why would you need solar? | 1.3101 | 0.04897 | 129 | 95 | 28 | 6 |
2278 | We do suggest avoiding outdoor activities between 10 AM and 7 PM daily. | 1.3101 | 0.05019 | 129 | 96 | 26 | 7 |
2279 | Dont worry, it's not a real windmill. | 1.3101 | 0.04772 | 129 | 94 | 30 | 5 |
2280 | If you buy today, Mr. and Mrs. Quixote, I'll throw in a complementary round of golf. | 1.3101 | 0.05138 | 129 | 97 | 24 | 8 |
2281 | It came on the market after the last owners mysteriously disappeared. | 1.3101 | 0.05138 | 129 | 97 | 24 | 8 |
2282 | Well, you said you could not afford that place on the golf course | 1.3101 | 0.04897 | 129 | 95 | 28 | 6 |
2283 | My name's Bob, and I'l be your guide today. Will this be your first acid trip? | 1.3101 | 0.05255 | 129 | 98 | 22 | 9 |
2284 | In this market, this is the best course I can get you on. | 1.3101 | 0.05019 | 129 | 96 | 26 | 7 |
2285 | Yeah, no, it’s a tiny house, sure, but it’s right on the darned golf course! | 1.3101 | 0.05019 | 129 | 96 | 26 | 7 |
2286 | It's not a sink hole, it's a Par Three. | 1.3101 | 0.04897 | 129 | 95 | 28 | 6 |
2287 | The Wind energy credits make this place almost free ! | 1.3100 | 0.05260 | 100 | 72 | 25 | 3 |
2288 | This run-of-the-mill home falls well within your budget. | 1.3099 | 0.04915 | 142 | 107 | 26 | 9 |
2289 | And there's a golf course. | 1.3095 | 0.05459 | 126 | 97 | 19 | 10 |
2290 | Mind if I play through? | 1.3095 | 0.05459 | 126 | 97 | 19 | 10 |
2291 | Just set the speed to high at night. | 1.3095 | 0.04842 | 126 | 92 | 29 | 5 |
2292 | If you want to go Dutch, it's yours. | 1.3095 | 0.05574 | 126 | 98 | 17 | 11 |
2293 | This will look great with our other yard art! | 1.3095 | 0.05098 | 126 | 94 | 25 | 7 |
2294 | You'll have to putt some work into this one, but it's worth it. | 1.3095 | 0.05459 | 126 | 97 | 19 | 10 |
2295 | What's more, it qualifies your full home purchase price for renewable energy tax credit. | 1.3095 | 0.05221 | 126 | 95 | 23 | 8 |
2296 | If it's windy, it's one at a time | 1.3095 | 0.04842 | 126 | 92 | 29 | 5 |
2297 | The 18th hole is extremely desirable. | 1.3094 | 0.04662 | 139 | 102 | 31 | 6 |
2298 | As is often the case in these negotiations, timing is everything. | 1.3094 | 0.04881 | 139 | 104 | 27 | 8 |
2299 | ...and you won't need central air conditioning. | 1.3094 | 0.04662 | 139 | 102 | 31 | 6 |
2300 | A certain Spanish knight expressed interest until he found the dragon on 18. | 1.3094 | 0.04773 | 139 | 103 | 29 | 7 |
2301 | I hear you. But on the plus side, it’s 100% energy efficient. | 1.3094 | 0.04773 | 139 | 103 | 29 | 7 |
2302 | Think of it as your impossible dream house. | 1.3092 | 0.04689 | 152 | 114 | 29 | 9 |
2303 | "The previous owners loved it, but they lost a step. | 1.3089 | 0.05307 | 123 | 93 | 22 | 8 |
2304 | Access is an on again off again arrangement. | 1.3089 | 0.05049 | 123 | 91 | 26 | 6 |
2305 | Location, location, location. Am I right, folks? | 1.3089 | 0.04916 | 123 | 90 | 28 | 5 |
2306 | And it's the only one with a hole in the front. | 1.3089 | 0.05049 | 123 | 91 | 26 | 6 |
2307 | Great views, and it's right on the golf course! | 1.3089 | 0.04778 | 123 | 89 | 30 | 4 |
2308 | This property is going to move fast. | 1.3088 | 0.04952 | 136 | 102 | 26 | 8 |
2309 | The only other lot I have available is the Clown's Mouth property. | 1.3088 | 0.04611 | 136 | 99 | 32 | 5 |
2310 | ....and you will never need air conditioning!" | 1.3088 | 0.04368 | 136 | 97 | 36 | 3 |
2311 | The only downside is you cannot close the doors until 9pm. | 1.3088 | 0.04841 | 136 | 101 | 28 | 7 |
2312 | True, it could drive you nuts, but your energy costs are zero! | 1.3088 | 0.04841 | 136 | 101 | 28 | 7 |
2313 | This place is meant for the couple who like to putter around the house on weekends. | 1.3088 | 0.04841 | 136 | 101 | 28 | 7 |
2314 | Just think of it as the original energy-efficient tiny house | 1.3088 | 0.05168 | 136 | 104 | 22 | 10 |
2315 | Fads may come and go, but high ceilings last forever. | 1.3088 | 0.04841 | 136 | 101 | 28 | 7 |
2316 | Bad news. The castle on the beach is already gone. | 1.3088 | 0.04952 | 136 | 102 | 26 | 8 |
2317 | I know you said the last property was a hole, but this one will be different, I promise. | 1.3088 | 0.04952 | 136 | 102 | 26 | 8 |
2318 | No-Cervantes never actually slept here. | 1.3087 | 0.04457 | 149 | 109 | 34 | 6 |
2319 | Just one word of caution: watch out when you're comin' out the door." | 1.3083 | 0.05397 | 120 | 91 | 21 | 8 |
2320 | We like to call it the golf resort for the little guy. | 1.3083 | 0.04992 | 120 | 88 | 27 | 5 |
2321 | At par four, this is on the most desirable units in the neighborhood. | 1.3083 | 0.05525 | 120 | 92 | 19 | 9 |
2322 | You're gonna love the open floor plan! | 1.3083 | 0.05131 | 120 | 89 | 25 | 6 |
2323 | Magnificent view! Overlooks the dinosaur! | 1.3083 | 0.05131 | 120 | 89 | 25 | 6 |
2324 | Right on the course! | 1.3083 | 0.04992 | 120 | 88 | 27 | 5 |
2325 | And you are allowed to keep any golf ball that makes its way in. | 1.3083 | 0.05131 | 120 | 89 | 25 | 6 |
2326 | Abandoned theme park living will become the new rage. | 1.3083 | 0.05131 | 120 | 89 | 25 | 6 |
2327 | Tell Alexa to control the speed and which family members get in. | 1.3083 | 0.04795 | 133 | 98 | 29 | 6 |
2328 | But its in a great school district | 1.3083 | 0.05027 | 133 | 100 | 25 | 8 |
2329 | The only downside is that your comings and goings have to be timed. | 1.3083 | 0.04795 | 133 | 98 | 29 | 6 |
2330 | It generates its own power, but the security system is tricky. | 1.3083 | 0.05139 | 133 | 101 | 23 | 9 |
2331 | Everywhere is just a short drive away! | 1.3083 | 0.05139 | 133 | 101 | 23 | 9 |
2332 | I’ve got another on 14 I think you’re gonna love. | 1.3083 | 0.05027 | 133 | 100 | 25 | 8 |
2333 | It's a steal for the price, and all you have to do is time your entries and exits. | 1.3083 | 0.05027 | 133 | 100 | 25 | 8 |
2334 | Of course you need big balls to live here. | 1.3083 | 0.04795 | 133 | 98 | 29 | 6 |
2335 | Perfect for puttering around the yard. | 1.3083 | 0.05139 | 133 | 101 | 23 | 9 |
2336 | Don Quixote once lived here. | 1.3082 | 0.04817 | 146 | 110 | 27 | 9 |
2337 | You must time your entrances and exits with great precision. | 1.3082 | 0.04074 | 146 | 103 | 41 | 2 |
2338 | Can we see now the next hole with the little pond? | 1.3082 | 0.04617 | 146 | 108 | 31 | 7 |
2339 | I'm afraid that's correct, if someone gets a hole in one they do obtain legal title to your house. | 1.3082 | 0.04457 | 159 | 118 | 33 | 8 |
2340 | Full discloser,this property has experienced Quixotes. | 1.3077 | 0.04986 | 130 | 97 | 26 | 7 |
2341 | It's the architect's vision of a mixed-use development. He's the developer's kid and he's going to be 11 in November. | 1.3077 | 0.05220 | 130 | 99 | 22 | 9 |
2342 | In your price range, this is the only course side real estate you can afford | 1.3077 | 0.04783 | 143 | 107 | 28 | 8 |
2343 | You just have to remember to duck every 27 seconds. | 1.3077 | 0.04783 | 143 | 107 | 28 | 8 |
2344 | Not to worry! You can control the rotation speed with our app. And we expect to have a solution for the giant white balls any day now. | 1.3077 | 0.04885 | 143 | 108 | 26 | 9 |
2345 | Well, you did mention you loved golf. | 1.3077 | 0.05073 | 117 | 86 | 26 | 5 |
2346 | Way cheaper than solar, and architecturally—much more stylish. | 1.3077 | 0.04783 | 143 | 107 | 28 | 8 |
2347 | Just stay upstairs when the course is open. | 1.3077 | 0.04741 | 130 | 95 | 30 | 5 |
2348 | European elegance with the original sustainable energy. I advise you either get in fast or wait for the next one. | 1.3077 | 0.05216 | 117 | 87 | 24 | 6 |
2349 | There's interest from other buyers, but I'm tilting towards you. | 1.3077 | 0.04925 | 117 | 85 | 28 | 4 |
2350 | This property is protected by an inexpensive but very effective security system. | 1.3077 | 0.04679 | 143 | 106 | 30 | 7 |
2351 | And the kitchen has granite millstone | 1.3077 | 0.04325 | 156 | 114 | 36 | 6 |
2352 | The location is amazing. We are right next to a barn, a bridge, and a very unique Clown's head. | 1.3077 | 0.04986 | 130 | 97 | 26 | 7 |
2353 | And look at all the room to putter around in this backyard! | 1.3077 | 0.05073 | 117 | 86 | 26 | 5 |
2354 | What if they did pay you to live here? | 1.3077 | 0.04985 | 143 | 109 | 24 | 10 |
2355 | Just avoid poking your head out on the front of the window and you'll be fine." | 1.3077 | 0.04925 | 117 | 85 | 28 | 4 |
2356 | a house with a white picket fence around it not ON it! | 1.3071 | 0.04851 | 140 | 105 | 27 | 8 |
2357 | You'll get the hang of it in no time. | 1.3071 | 0.04522 | 140 | 102 | 33 | 5 |
2358 | Once you get the timing right you really appreciate the green aspects." | 1.3071 | 0.04956 | 140 | 106 | 25 | 9 |
2359 | You're right, the feng shui isn't perfect but that has brought the price point in line with our budget. | 1.3071 | 0.04634 | 140 | 103 | 31 | 6 |
2360 | Timing is everything for the real estate market in this neighborhood. | 1.3071 | 0.04744 | 140 | 104 | 29 | 7 |
2361 | I think you'll like the home security system on this one. | 1.3071 | 0.04938 | 127 | 94 | 27 | 6 |
2362 | This one's within your budget and it overlooks a golf course. | 1.3071 | 0.04678 | 127 | 92 | 31 | 4 |
2363 | You have to putt the ball into the black hole from the living room to get the wind mill to stop. | 1.3071 | 0.04810 | 127 | 93 | 29 | 5 |
2364 | You'll never go back to central AC again. | 1.3071 | 0.05063 | 127 | 95 | 25 | 7 |
2365 | It's the latest in golf course community living | 1.3071 | 0.04938 | 127 | 94 | 27 | 6 |
2366 | Homes on golf courses always sell at a premium. | 1.3071 | 0.05535 | 127 | 99 | 17 | 11 |
2367 | And it’s right on the golf course | 1.3070 | 0.05590 | 114 | 87 | 19 | 8 |
2368 | The President claims to hate windmills, but he golfs here regularly. | 1.3070 | 0.04846 | 114 | 82 | 29 | 3 |
2369 | For a Par 4 property, the asking price is very reasonable. | 1.3070 | 0.05449 | 114 | 86 | 21 | 7 |
2370 | Our home security features harken back to a simpler time. | 1.3067 | 0.04293 | 163 | 120 | 36 | 7 |
2371 | The architect was inspired by Russian roulette. | 1.3067 | 0.04725 | 150 | 113 | 28 | 9 |
2372 | And that includes the club fee. | 1.3066 | 0.04811 | 137 | 102 | 28 | 7 |
2373 | Great location listed as a par four | 1.3066 | 0.04811 | 137 | 102 | 28 | 7 |
2374 | Why yes as a matter of fact this house does run on wind power. | 1.3066 | 0.04698 | 137 | 101 | 30 | 6 |
2375 | The size of the hole is relative. You should see the golf ball. | 1.3066 | 0.04811 | 137 | 102 | 28 | 7 |
2376 | It is literally the only listing for "tiny house on a golf course" | 1.3066 | 0.04811 | 137 | 102 | 28 | 7 |
2377 | After a while, you never notice the foot traffic. | 1.3066 | 0.04921 | 137 | 103 | 26 | 8 |
2378 | The mortgage interest rate is only 2 points above par. | 1.3066 | 0.04698 | 137 | 101 | 30 | 6 |
2379 | You won't find everything you're looking for with your current budget. | 1.3066 | 0.04921 | 137 | 103 | 26 | 8 |
2380 | The market in this neighborhood is a little different. It's timing, timing, timing. | 1.3066 | 0.05238 | 137 | 106 | 20 | 11 |
2381 | And it comes with solar too! | 1.3066 | 0.04921 | 137 | 103 | 26 | 8 |
2382 | Yes, you are correct, timing with this real estate is big consideration... | 1.3065 | 0.04746 | 124 | 90 | 30 | 4 |
2383 | And this is the exact spot where the previous owners were decapitated. | 1.3065 | 0.05144 | 124 | 93 | 24 | 7 |
2384 | Mind you the utilities are next to nothing and it is certified Green. | 1.3065 | 0.05015 | 124 | 92 | 26 | 6 |
2385 | This one is perfect for people who live their lives on a schedule. | 1.3065 | 0.05015 | 124 | 92 | 26 | 6 |
2386 | It's only one bedroom and one bath, but it's only $5.00 for a bucket of balls. David Ardao, New York, New York | 1.3065 | 0.05144 | 124 | 93 | 24 | 7 |
2387 | With this model, I required to ask; how good are you at Dodgeball? | 1.3065 | 0.05015 | 124 | 92 | 26 | 6 |
2388 | Multi-level single family home with great views, fresh air, and local church. Wouldn’t you say this is a hole-in-one? | 1.3065 | 0.05015 | 124 | 92 | 26 | 6 |
2389 | Of course, the clothes dryer is included. | 1.3063 | 0.05086 | 111 | 81 | 26 | 4 |
2390 | This place has a beautiful view of a lighthouse and a dragon's lair. | 1.3063 | 0.05086 | 111 | 81 | 26 | 4 |
2391 | Yes, but I guarantee that you will have almost no solicitations. | 1.3061 | 0.04383 | 147 | 107 | 35 | 5 |
2392 | ....and the upkeep will be a breeze | 1.3061 | 0.04165 | 147 | 105 | 39 | 3 |
2393 | So, can we put-put pen to paper? | 1.3060 | 0.04994 | 134 | 101 | 25 | 8 |
2394 | You see balls rolling through your living room. I see your own personal aerobics workout. | 1.3060 | 0.04994 | 134 | 101 | 25 | 8 |
2395 | Solar panels are so yesterday. | 1.3060 | 0.04645 | 134 | 98 | 31 | 5 |
2396 | I know what you're thinking. Yes,there's a sex dungeon. | 1.3060 | 0.04764 | 134 | 99 | 29 | 6 |
2397 | By any chance, were you good at jump rope? | 1.3060 | 0.04994 | 134 | 101 | 25 | 8 |
2398 | You wanted a house on the 18th green - you got it! | 1.3060 | 0.04764 | 134 | 99 | 29 | 6 |
2399 | You won't ever have to mow the lawn. | 1.3060 | 0.04645 | 134 | 98 | 31 | 5 |
2400 | I told you we only had one home available with electricity from wind power. | 1.3058 | 0.05095 | 121 | 90 | 25 | 6 |
2401 | You said that you wanted something in your ball park. | 1.3058 | 0.04958 | 121 | 89 | 27 | 5 |
2402 | This will save big-time on your electric bills! | 1.3058 | 0.04671 | 121 | 87 | 31 | 3 |
2403 | It can get windy sometimes but, on the other hand, grinding flour can be a breeze. | 1.3058 | 0.04958 | 121 | 89 | 27 | 5 |
2404 | Would you like to see the ballroom? | 1.3058 | 0.05485 | 121 | 93 | 19 | 9 |
2405 | Trust me, it doesn't get greener than this | 1.3057 | 0.04396 | 157 | 116 | 34 | 7 |
2406 | Our windmill is just one of 18 models inspired by the designers love of miniature golf. | 1.3056 | 0.04755 | 144 | 108 | 28 | 8 |
2407 | Just think of it as a turnstile | 1.3056 | 0.04327 | 144 | 104 | 36 | 4 |
2408 | This model comes with a 'whole-house' fan! | 1.3056 | 0.05652 | 108 | 82 | 19 | 7 |
2409 | We need a quick offer...everybody's shooting for this deal, and timing is everything. | 1.3056 | 0.05337 | 108 | 80 | 23 | 5 |
2410 | We like the idea of no utility bills, but are concerned about the recurring green fees. | 1.3056 | 0.04652 | 144 | 107 | 30 | 7 |
2411 | Tell me you haven't always dreamed of a picket-powered eco-house. | 1.3053 | 0.04833 | 131 | 97 | 28 | 6 |
2412 | It boasts a periodically open-concept design. | 1.3053 | 0.04710 | 131 | 96 | 30 | 5 |
2413 | Why don’t you each come up with money to buy this home. You can go Dutch. | 1.3053 | 0.04953 | 131 | 98 | 26 | 7 |
2414 | Yes, the ball would be rather large | 1.3053 | 0.04833 | 131 | 97 | 28 | 6 |
2415 | Wind power is the new solar. You just have to be more careful leaving your house on a windy day. | 1.3053 | 0.04833 | 131 | 97 | 28 | 6 |
2416 | Forget solar power! This is the future! | 1.3053 | 0.05185 | 131 | 100 | 22 | 9 |
2417 | Savings on your electric bill?" Hell, this thing lights up half the town. | 1.3053 | 0.04833 | 131 | 97 | 28 | 6 |
2418 | Well it is a bit breezy but but you won't need an air conditioner. | 1.3053 | 0.04710 | 131 | 96 | 30 | 5 |
2419 | And the beauty part: all that juice without those ugly solar panels. | 1.3053 | 0.04953 | 131 | 98 | 26 | 7 |
2420 | Of course, a discerning buyer such as yourself might consider upgrading to one of our clown head units. | 1.3053 | 0.04953 | 131 | 98 | 26 | 7 |
2421 | Aside from your concerns about gigantic white balls rolling through from time-to-time, how do you like the house? | 1.3053 | 0.04833 | 131 | 97 | 28 | 6 |
2422 | With the current roll back, windmills will be trendy anytime now | 1.3053 | 0.04953 | 131 | 98 | 26 | 7 |
2423 | Yes, this is suitable for tilting at. | 1.3053 | 0.04953 | 131 | 98 | 26 | 7 |
2424 | I can also show you a lovely two bedroom condo in Clown Nose Court. | 1.3052 | 0.04637 | 154 | 116 | 29 | 9 |
2425 | For another 50 grand, we’ll get you on the clown hole. | 1.3052 | 0.04154 | 154 | 111 | 39 | 4 |
2426 | This is par for the course if you want to stay within your current driving range. | 1.3051 | 0.05178 | 118 | 88 | 24 | 6 |
2427 | Just be careful going in and out. | 1.3051 | 0.05178 | 118 | 88 | 24 | 6 |
2428 | A bargain for the punctual family | 1.3051 | 0.05582 | 118 | 91 | 18 | 9 |
2429 | I know what you are saying... but I think you should strongly consider hazard insurance. | 1.3051 | 0.05036 | 118 | 87 | 26 | 5 |
2430 | You’ll love the open floor plan | 1.3051 | 0.05178 | 118 | 88 | 24 | 6 |
2431 | Thing is, the neighbour is a bit of a clown. | 1.3051 | 0.05036 | 118 | 87 | 26 | 5 |
2432 | Not only does it have a great view, it's extremely fuel efficient. | 1.3050 | 0.04606 | 141 | 104 | 31 | 6 |
2433 | It’s really a quiet neighborhood until tourist season | 1.3050 | 0.04715 | 141 | 105 | 29 | 7 |
2434 | Okay, next I’ll show you a property in the village of a model train set. | 1.3050 | 0.04925 | 141 | 107 | 25 | 9 |
2435 | When you run out between the blades, jump down the rabbit hole, it will take you directly to the front door | 1.3050 | 0.04925 | 141 | 107 | 25 | 9 |
2436 | Now this one is par for the course. | 1.3050 | 0.04606 | 141 | 104 | 31 | 6 |
2437 | It's what we call 'a Winder Upper'. | 1.3048 | 0.05263 | 105 | 77 | 24 | 4 |
2438 | Course membership is included with your HOA | 1.3048 | 0.05086 | 105 | 76 | 26 | 3 |
2439 | It's just for show, unless the wind is really strong. It doesn't do anything then, either. | 1.3047 | 0.04905 | 128 | 95 | 27 | 6 |
2440 | Well it does come with an option for club membership. | 1.3047 | 0.05150 | 128 | 97 | 23 | 8 |
2441 | Absolutely! Off the grid! | 1.3047 | 0.04778 | 128 | 94 | 29 | 5 |
2442 | For a limited time, you can have this as a par 3. | 1.3047 | 0.05384 | 128 | 99 | 19 | 10 |
2443 | On the other hand, it makes solicitors exit quickly." | 1.3046 | 0.04603 | 151 | 113 | 30 | 8 |
2444 | We'll be standing in front during the actual ceremony, so remember to say 'I do' before the next vane comes around. | 1.3046 | 0.04791 | 151 | 115 | 26 | 10 |
2445 | If this doesn't fit your needs, we are also offering a medieval castle with a lifting drawbridge." | 1.3043 | 0.05265 | 115 | 86 | 23 | 6 |
2446 | Solar panels? Er.....no. | 1.3043 | 0.04890 | 138 | 104 | 26 | 8 |
2447 | It's got three bedrooms, two and a half baths, free electricity, and it's a par 3. | 1.3043 | 0.05205 | 138 | 107 | 20 | 11 |
2448 | There used to be a lot of Jehovah's Witnesses in the neighbourhood. | 1.3043 | 0.05265 | 115 | 86 | 23 | 6 |
2449 | Electricity is included in the rent. | 1.3043 | 0.04437 | 138 | 100 | 34 | 4 |
2450 | Comes with a lifetime supply of milled grain. | 1.3043 | 0.05119 | 115 | 85 | 25 | 5 |
2451 | And they pay YOU for the golfball easement. | 1.3043 | 0.04554 | 138 | 101 | 32 | 5 |
2452 | The property taxes are miniscule. | 1.3043 | 0.04316 | 138 | 99 | 36 | 3 |
2453 | depending on the wind you have up to a three second window. | 1.3043 | 0.04890 | 138 | 104 | 26 | 8 |
2454 | It's a great deal! Wind powered and right on the golf course. | 1.3043 | 0.04669 | 138 | 102 | 30 | 6 |
2455 | Think of the money you'll save grinding your own coffee beans. | 1.3041 | 0.04761 | 148 | 112 | 27 | 9 |
2456 | Is hole number 14 the "Giant Gorilla" still on the market? | 1.3041 | 0.04857 | 148 | 113 | 25 | 10 |
2457 | All homes include free outdoor carpeting. | 1.3041 | 0.04857 | 148 | 113 | 25 | 10 |
2458 | It does require some dexterity | 1.3040 | 0.04980 | 125 | 93 | 26 | 6 |
2459 | ...And you could also rent it out on AirBnB! | 1.3040 | 0.05108 | 125 | 94 | 24 | 7 |
2460 | Now this next place is really gonna sweep you off your feet. | 1.3040 | 0.05108 | 125 | 94 | 24 | 7 |
2461 | The previous owners made a killing on airBNB. | 1.3040 | 0.05474 | 125 | 97 | 18 | 10 |
2462 | It's a front door and a hall in one. | 1.3040 | 0.04980 | 125 | 93 | 26 | 6 |
2463 | Just look at it this way, when the ball comes rolling in your front door you can pretend to be Indiana Jones. | 1.3040 | 0.04980 | 125 | 93 | 26 | 6 |
2464 | The security system is almost foolproof! | 1.3040 | 0.04980 | 125 | 93 | 26 | 6 |
2465 | You don’t need to be crazy about golf to live here but it helps! | 1.3037 | 0.04734 | 135 | 100 | 29 | 6 |
2466 | If you don't like this one, we also have a waterfront property on hole 16. | 1.3037 | 0.05073 | 135 | 103 | 23 | 9 |
2467 | It's a green neighborhood. | 1.3037 | 0.04734 | 135 | 100 | 29 | 6 |
2468 | Don’t think wind MILL ... think wind SLATS! | 1.3037 | 0.04962 | 135 | 102 | 25 | 8 |
2469 | The neighbours? There's a giant disembodied clown head next door and across the street there's a 20ft witch that lives in the gingerbread house....but they mostly keep themselves to themselves. | 1.3037 | 0.05073 | 135 | 103 | 23 | 9 |
2470 | 3 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, plus it’s the only Dutch colonial on the property with a view of the first hole. | 1.3037 | 0.04962 | 135 | 102 | 25 | 8 |
2471 | Not only are the energy costs low, but no Jehovah's Witnesses on Sunday mornings | 1.3037 | 0.04850 | 135 | 101 | 27 | 7 |
2472 | This is our sustainable model. | 1.3037 | 0.04850 | 135 | 101 | 27 | 7 |
2473 | You can hook it up to generate your own power, and none of those ugly solar panels on the roof! | 1.3037 | 0.04616 | 135 | 99 | 31 | 5 |
2474 | Ideal for the couple that likes to putter around the house. | 1.3037 | 0.04850 | 135 | 101 | 27 | 7 |
2475 | Once you get the timing down it’s really easy to go in or out. | 1.3037 | 0.04734 | 135 | 100 | 29 | 6 |
2476 | On the upside, you wouldn’t need ceiling fans. | 1.3037 | 0.04370 | 135 | 97 | 35 | 3 |
2477 | And as a bonus, you'll be saving big-time on air conditioning. | 1.3037 | 0.04850 | 135 | 101 | 27 | 7 |
2478 | The house comes with two putters and miniature golf instructions. | 1.3037 | 0.04850 | 135 | 101 | 27 | 7 |
2479 | Solar! Artificial turf! Cul-de-sac! That cute little church next door! What more could you want? | 1.3036 | 0.05205 | 112 | 83 | 24 | 5 |
2480 | But you wanted something with a picket fence. | 1.3036 | 0.05357 | 112 | 84 | 22 | 6 |
2481 | Your kids will love this place! | 1.3034 | 0.04727 | 145 | 109 | 28 | 8 |
2482 | And you can have freshly milled oats every morning. | 1.3034 | 0.04519 | 145 | 107 | 32 | 6 |
2483 | It's affordable, and you can work on your short game. | 1.3034 | 0.04519 | 145 | 107 | 32 | 6 |
2484 | Have you seen the film, "Blade Runner" | 1.3033 | 0.05191 | 122 | 92 | 23 | 7 |
2485 | ...and that's when it hit me--Mega Golf! | 1.3033 | 0.05059 | 122 | 91 | 25 | 6 |
2486 | It comes with sub-par schools but a world-class trauma center. | 1.3033 | 0.04784 | 122 | 89 | 29 | 4 |
2487 | You said you wanted a green home... | 1.3033 | 0.04784 | 122 | 89 | 29 | 4 |
2488 | Only 18 homes in the community, each with a unique hole. | 1.3033 | 0.05059 | 122 | 91 | 25 | 6 |
2489 | The other one in your price range is that scary, clown face with tongue thing, over on the 18th hole. | 1.3033 | 0.05191 | 122 | 92 | 23 | 7 |
2490 | If you keep the reasonable rent in mind, the occasional golfer passing thru shouldn’t be a dealbreaker. | 1.3033 | 0.04491 | 122 | 87 | 33 | 2 |
2491 | Of course, golf club membership is included. | 1.3033 | 0.05059 | 122 | 91 | 25 | 6 |
2492 | This is the perfect house for couples who can't stand their in-laws. | 1.3033 | 0.05191 | 122 | 92 | 23 | 7 |
2493 | THE LADY WHO ONCE LIVED HERE MOVED INTO A SHOE | 1.3033 | 0.05191 | 122 | 92 | 23 | 7 |
2494 | Mr and Mrs Mulligan? I'm here to take one of you. | 1.3032 | 0.04611 | 155 | 117 | 29 | 9 |
2495 | We take mini golfing to the next level. | 1.3030 | 0.05459 | 99 | 73 | 22 | 4 |
2496 | You folks will only have six seconds to get inside that doorway. | 1.3030 | 0.05037 | 132 | 100 | 24 | 8 |
2497 | And the electric bills will be almost nothing! | 1.3030 | 0.04802 | 132 | 98 | 28 | 6 |
2498 | The price has dropped significantly. The windmill should have been on the other side." | 1.3030 | 0.04802 | 132 | 98 | 28 | 6 |
2499 | There's a lot of rumbling and, occasionally, a big ball rolls through it. | 1.3030 | 0.04555 | 132 | 96 | 32 | 4 |
2500 | ...plus utilities are free. | 1.3030 | 0.04802 | 132 | 98 | 28 | 6 |
2501 | I thought my husband's golf obsession would get him OUT of the house. | 1.3030 | 0.05037 | 132 | 100 | 24 | 8 |
2502 | I know, I know; it's not ideal, but most of these 'tiny houses' only have the single half-bath. You just can't fit a whole in one. | 1.3030 | 0.04921 | 132 | 99 | 26 | 7 |
2503 | A beautiful house on the fairway, what could be wrong with that? | 1.3030 | 0.05037 | 132 | 100 | 24 | 8 |
2504 | You can pick your ball color after closing. | 1.3030 | 0.04802 | 132 | 98 | 28 | 6 |
2505 | Don't worry, there's a par five I'd like to show you that might be a bit more in your price range! | 1.3030 | 0.04680 | 132 | 97 | 30 | 5 |
2506 | It's got your white picket fans. | 1.3030 | 0.04802 | 132 | 98 | 28 | 6 |
2507 | It's listed as a classic farmhouse cottage with two bedrooms and an option of three or four par. | 1.3030 | 0.04802 | 132 | 98 | 28 | 6 |
2508 | Life is fraught with near-misses. | 1.3030 | 0.04921 | 132 | 99 | 26 | 7 |
2509 | Watch those annoying salespeople just disappear! | 1.3030 | 0.05262 | 132 | 102 | 20 | 10 |
2510 | It's good for the environment, it's near the church, and you get a dollar off the rent for every hole in one. | 1.3030 | 0.04921 | 132 | 99 | 26 | 7 |
2511 | Does anyone want to talk about the elephant in the room? | 1.3030 | 0.04802 | 132 | 98 | 28 | 6 |
2512 | You can control it from your phone. | 1.3030 | 0.05037 | 132 | 100 | 24 | 8 |
2513 | Putter around if you like, but do watch your step. | 1.3028 | 0.04579 | 142 | 105 | 31 | 6 |
2514 | The next place to see is just off the Holland Tunnel | 1.3028 | 0.04895 | 142 | 108 | 25 | 9 |
2515 | Barb, I know you’ve always been nostalgic for Danish windmills. And Dave, I know how much you love ‘Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.’ So when I saw this listing, I knew I had to drop what I was doing and call you right away. | 1.3028 | 0.04687 | 142 | 106 | 29 | 7 |
2516 | But you said “golf-course-close.” Should we give the ocean-view property a try? | 1.3028 | 0.04468 | 142 | 104 | 33 | 5 |
2517 | Now this, this is downsizing! | 1.3028 | 0.04239 | 142 | 102 | 37 | 3 |
2518 | Really it's a wonderful home. I will say that getting in and out is a little dicey. But as they say timing is everything | 1.3028 | 0.04895 | 142 | 108 | 25 | 9 |
2519 | Putt in an offer, see what happens. | 1.3028 | 0.05607 | 109 | 83 | 19 | 7 |
2520 | Your timing is perfect | 1.3028 | 0.05295 | 109 | 81 | 23 | 5 |
2521 | As an added bonus, the electricity bill is very low. | 1.3025 | 0.05141 | 119 | 89 | 24 | 6 |
2522 | Two words. Fore play. | 1.3025 | 0.05541 | 119 | 92 | 18 | 9 |
2523 | Livingroom, dining room, kitchen, two bedrooms, and one bath...it's what we call a classic par six | 1.3025 | 0.05141 | 119 | 89 | 24 | 6 |
2524 | On most days they're purely decorative. | 1.3023 | 0.04873 | 129 | 96 | 27 | 6 |
2525 | They'll throw in the fridge but won't budge on the fan. | 1.3023 | 0.04996 | 129 | 97 | 25 | 7 |
2526 | Perfect for minigolf and tiny home enthusiasts like yourselves. | 1.3023 | 0.05233 | 129 | 99 | 21 | 9 |
2527 | Hey, you'll really save on your electric bill... | 1.3023 | 0.04747 | 129 | 95 | 29 | 5 |
2528 | You have to be really fast or really slow. | 1.3023 | 0.05347 | 129 | 100 | 19 | 10 |
2529 | I'm sure you'll both love it, but I would recommend keeping any breakables out of the central hallway" | 1.3020 | 0.04437 | 149 | 110 | 33 | 6 |
2530 | Look, to find real estate like this is a hole-in-one | 1.3019 | 0.05390 | 106 | 79 | 22 | 5 |
2531 | Don't worry, it still allows animals to follow their natural migration patterns. | 1.3017 | 0.05226 | 116 | 87 | 23 | 6 |
2532 | It's fore-closed, but in this area that's par for the course. | 1.3017 | 0.05368 | 116 | 88 | 21 | 7 |
2533 | Did I mention this deters porch pirates as well?" | 1.3017 | 0.05368 | 116 | 88 | 21 | 7 |
2534 | The neighborhood is very diverse. | 1.3017 | 0.05226 | 116 | 87 | 23 | 6 |
2535 | Putting down a miniature mortgage won't put you in the hole. | 1.3017 | 0.05772 | 116 | 91 | 15 | 10 |
2536 | The owner sort of fell into a black hole which is why it's going for peanuts. | 1.3017 | 0.05081 | 116 | 86 | 25 | 5 |
2537 | It has 100% renewable energy. | 1.3016 | 0.04817 | 126 | 93 | 28 | 5 |
2538 | You have to time your entry just right. | 1.3016 | 0.04947 | 126 | 94 | 26 | 6 |
2539 | I assure you, this is the most advanced home security system on the market. | 1.3016 | 0.04817 | 126 | 93 | 28 | 5 |
2540 | This unit is a bit more expensive but it's right on the course | 1.3016 | 0.04947 | 126 | 94 | 26 | 6 |
2541 | It's not easy getting in but once you're there, you're pretty safe. | 1.3016 | 0.04683 | 126 | 92 | 30 | 4 |
2542 | Don't worry, no one ever actually hits the ball through the hole. | 1.3016 | 0.05073 | 126 | 95 | 24 | 7 |
2543 | They're asking Par 3, but I think I can get them to budge. | 1.3016 | 0.04947 | 126 | 94 | 26 | 6 |
2544 | It's off the grid. | 1.3015 | 0.05040 | 136 | 104 | 23 | 9 |
2545 | One last disclosure. . . There’s an interesting easement attached to this property. | 1.3015 | 0.04931 | 136 | 103 | 25 | 8 |
2546 | We don't have enough balls to buy this place. | 1.3015 | 0.05040 | 136 | 104 | 23 | 9 |
2547 | Net zero, but be careful exiting and entering. | 1.3015 | 0.04588 | 136 | 100 | 31 | 5 |
2548 | Think of it - your own wind turbine! You'll be the envy of your friends. | 1.3015 | 0.04705 | 136 | 101 | 29 | 6 |
2549 | It is vintage sustainable! | 1.3015 | 0.04819 | 136 | 102 | 27 | 7 |
2550 | You need balls to live in a house like this. | 1.3015 | 0.05040 | 136 | 104 | 23 | 9 |
2551 | If timing your exit is not to your liking, we're showing one with a moat and a slanted bridge | 1.3014 | 0.04387 | 146 | 107 | 34 | 5 |
2552 | Tell you one thing, it takes huge balls to play this game." | 1.3014 | 0.04991 | 146 | 113 | 22 | 11 |
2553 | Kids love it! | 1.3014 | 0.04493 | 146 | 108 | 32 | 6 |
2554 | half solar, half wind, very European... | 1.3014 | 0.05085 | 146 | 114 | 20 | 12 |
2555 | On the bright side, it’s energy efficient. | 1.3014 | 0.04597 | 146 | 109 | 30 | 7 |
2556 | HOA fees are free if you get a hole-in-one. | 1.3010 | 0.05314 | 103 | 76 | 23 | 4 |
2557 | The last owners died mysteriously. | 1.3009 | 0.05010 | 113 | 83 | 26 | 4 |
2558 | you're going to want to spend most of your time on the 2nd floor | 1.3009 | 0.05316 | 113 | 85 | 22 | 6 |
2559 | Just be careful going in and out when it’s in green energy mode. | 1.3009 | 0.05166 | 113 | 84 | 24 | 5 |
2560 | I have it on inside information that this maxi golf property is being eyed for a Presidential Library. | 1.3009 | 0.05463 | 113 | 86 | 20 | 7 |
2561 | Yes, you're right. People without imagination will only see a really big miniature golf course, but for you it will always be 'my little old home on the range.' | 1.3009 | 0.05166 | 113 | 84 | 24 | 5 |
2562 | Miniature golf...well that all depends on your perspective. | 1.3008 | 0.04608 | 123 | 89 | 31 | 3 |
2563 | It's an up and coming neighborhood. They just put in a Whole Foods and a giant whale. | 1.3008 | 0.05282 | 123 | 94 | 21 | 8 |
2564 | It's close to shopping and restaurants and when you walk out your front door you're practically on the golf course. | 1.3008 | 0.05024 | 123 | 92 | 25 | 6 |
2565 | Now Hole #17 has what we call ‘an open door concept’... | 1.3008 | 0.05155 | 123 | 93 | 23 | 7 |
2566 | Fore sale!!! | 1.3008 | 0.05155 | 123 | 93 | 23 | 7 |
2567 | This model comes with the very desirable four-stroke limit, and any golf ball damage is covered by your Homeowners Association! | 1.3008 | 0.05155 | 123 | 93 | 23 | 7 |
2568 | Our Homeowners Insurance Policy covers damage caused by fire, windstorms, and golf balls. | 1.3008 | 0.04771 | 133 | 99 | 28 | 6 |
2569 | I told you this one was “hard to show” | 1.3008 | 0.04399 | 133 | 96 | 34 | 3 |
2570 | But did you see that gorgeous kitchen island? | 1.3008 | 0.05005 | 133 | 101 | 24 | 8 |
2571 | I would suggest you use the window. | 1.3008 | 0.04889 | 133 | 100 | 26 | 7 |
2572 | Best not to hesitate | 1.3008 | 0.04889 | 133 | 100 | 26 | 7 |
2573 | Other than the occasional giant golf ball, it's a safe neighborhood. | 1.3008 | 0.05005 | 133 | 101 | 24 | 8 |
2574 | The whole-house fan really cools things down in the hot summer weather. | 1.3008 | 0.04651 | 133 | 98 | 30 | 5 |
2575 | I can offer whatever energy source you’d like as long as there is wind. | 1.3007 | 0.04552 | 143 | 106 | 31 | 6 |
2576 | Don’t listen to Mr. Quixote, this is the perfect home for you. | 1.3007 | 0.04865 | 143 | 109 | 25 | 9 |
2577 | I suppose it's time to bring up the elephant in the room." | 1.3007 | 0.04736 | 153 | 117 | 26 | 10 |
2578 | You won't believe the utility bills! | 1.3007 | 0.04258 | 153 | 112 | 36 | 5 |
2579 | Overall this property is sub-par. | 1.3000 | 0.05081 | 130 | 99 | 23 | 8 |
2580 | ..and of course, membership is inclusive.. | 1.3000 | 0.04723 | 140 | 105 | 28 | 7 |
2581 | Think of it as your own little Mar-a-Lago. | 1.3000 | 0.04830 | 140 | 106 | 26 | 8 |
2582 | Mr. and Mrs. Miller, I think this house was made for you. | 1.3000 | 0.04674 | 120 | 87 | 30 | 3 |
2583 | It only gets busy on the weekends | 1.3000 | 0.04588 | 130 | 95 | 31 | 4 |
2584 | Runs on renewable energy and in a kid-friendly neighborhood, too. | 1.3000 | 0.04716 | 130 | 96 | 29 | 5 |
2585 | So you're interested in putting in solar. | 1.3000 | 0.05104 | 120 | 90 | 24 | 6 |
2586 | It’s the latest in security systems. It keeps burglars and large rodents away. | 1.3000 | 0.04512 | 150 | 112 | 31 | 7 |
2587 | You may get bonked occasionally, but wait 'til you see the electric bill. | 1.3000 | 0.04140 | 160 | 117 | 38 | 5 |
2588 | Well, what do you think? I know that you also liked the shoe the little old lady lived in. | 1.3000 | 0.04965 | 120 | 89 | 26 | 5 |
2589 | This is one of the most prestigious housing estates in town, folks - only 18 properties. | 1.3000 | 0.04965 | 120 | 89 | 26 | 5 |
2590 | Who doesn't like a white picket fence? | 1.3000 | 0.04384 | 140 | 102 | 34 | 4 |
2591 | The seller has agreed to throw in the washer and dryer and a pair of those silly wooden shoes. | 1.3000 | 0.04512 | 150 | 112 | 31 | 7 |
2592 | And this listing has that fun, we live on a putt putt golf course kinda feel. Very desirable right now. | 1.3000 | 0.04965 | 120 | 89 | 26 | 5 |
2593 | Every now and then you’ll get a disturbance but otherwise, I think this deal is a hole-in-one. | 1.3000 | 0.04926 | 110 | 80 | 27 | 3 |
2594 | What's it going to take to get you folks to tilt? | 1.3000 | 0.05081 | 130 | 99 | 23 | 8 |
2595 | It has a commanding view of the golf course AND you can practice putting from your living room. | 1.3000 | 0.04935 | 140 | 107 | 24 | 9 |
2596 | It's a very hot property -- recently renovated and the only par 5 in the neighborhood. | 1.3000 | 0.05104 | 120 | 90 | 24 | 6 |
2597 | As your real estate agent, I'm obliged to help you find a home, but as a friend, I must say; this is one of the dumbest purchases I've ever seen. | 1.3000 | 0.04612 | 140 | 104 | 30 | 6 |
2598 | After a week, you won't even notice the putting. | 1.3000 | 0.04822 | 120 | 88 | 28 | 4 |
2599 | I'm sure you'll be a big fan of the house. | 1.2993 | 0.04770 | 147 | 112 | 26 | 9 |
2600 | Let's just call the center hallway a shared living space... | 1.2993 | 0.04675 | 137 | 102 | 29 | 6 |
2601 | You' ll just have to tip the pizza guy extra. | 1.2993 | 0.04900 | 137 | 104 | 25 | 8 |
2602 | This is not just a run-of-the-mill windmill. | 1.2993 | 0.04675 | 137 | 102 | 29 | 6 |
2603 | ....and best of all, it's on the 18th hole. | 1.2993 | 0.04900 | 137 | 104 | 25 | 8 |
2604 | It's quaint, and it will keep your mother-in-law occupied. | 1.2993 | 0.05008 | 137 | 105 | 23 | 9 |
2605 | Now the security system is a little different but it will keep you nimble through-out your years here. | 1.2993 | 0.05114 | 137 | 106 | 21 | 10 |
2606 | Sure it's a fairly dangerous, but it's entirely carbon neutral. | 1.2993 | 0.04900 | 137 | 104 | 25 | 8 |
2607 | It has more square footage than living in the Clown Face. | 1.2992 | 0.04652 | 127 | 93 | 30 | 4 |
2608 | If you buy this house, you will be helping to fight climate change. | 1.2992 | 0.04913 | 127 | 95 | 26 | 6 |
2609 | It's a fixer-putter. | 1.2992 | 0.05161 | 127 | 97 | 22 | 8 |
2610 | Unique features include low energy costs and really healthy flour | 1.2992 | 0.05039 | 127 | 96 | 24 | 7 |
2611 | In this property market, timing is everything. | 1.2992 | 0.05161 | 127 | 97 | 22 | 8 |
2612 | It might be considered a rotating picket fence. | 1.2992 | 0.05039 | 127 | 96 | 24 | 7 |
2613 | 'And when it comes to renewable energy, I'm a BIG FAN' | 1.2992 | 0.04652 | 127 | 93 | 30 | 4 |
2614 | You said you wanted a view of the 18th hole. This is the best you can get on mini-budget. | 1.2992 | 0.04652 | 127 | 93 | 30 | 4 |
2615 | Solar is great too, but why not throw caution to the wind? | 1.2991 | 0.05328 | 117 | 89 | 21 | 7 |
2616 | Our artist didn't realize that it would hit the ground. | 1.2991 | 0.05044 | 117 | 87 | 25 | 5 |
2617 | Don't worry, it's not that windy around here. | 1.2991 | 0.04896 | 117 | 86 | 27 | 4 |
2618 | That's right, you can't go out at six o'clock or half past any hour. | 1.2991 | 0.05180 | 107 | 79 | 24 | 4 |
2619 | And it’s hooked up to a coffee grinder. | 1.2991 | 0.05821 | 107 | 83 | 16 | 8 |
2620 | I think you will love it here,the ball doesn't come in more than once,maybe twice a day | 1.2987 | 0.04526 | 154 | 116 | 30 | 8 |
2621 | You can’t cover the hole, but it’s the only house in Lilli-Putt-Putt with renewable energy. | 1.2986 | 0.04416 | 144 | 106 | 33 | 5 |
2622 | We call it 'Dutch Doors' | 1.2986 | 0.04836 | 144 | 110 | 25 | 9 |
2623 | It's a wonderful home for a young couple. You DO need to time your exits and entrances, though. | 1.2986 | 0.04416 | 144 | 106 | 33 | 5 |
2624 | Its airy, its bright and you have a major golf course on your front yard | 1.2986 | 0.04836 | 144 | 110 | 25 | 9 |
2625 | Oh, the balls are dangerous for sure, but what you really have to watch out for is the crazy guy in the Spanish helmet. | 1.2986 | 0.04735 | 144 | 109 | 27 | 8 |
2626 | And who doesn't love Tulips! | 1.2985 | 0.04621 | 134 | 99 | 30 | 5 |
2627 | It's a small community and very kid-friendly. | 1.2985 | 0.04621 | 134 | 99 | 30 | 5 |
2628 | Sorry but the 18th hole was sold on Sunday. | 1.2985 | 0.04621 | 134 | 99 | 30 | 5 |
2629 | Oh, well. Perhaps you'll prefer the back nine. | 1.2985 | 0.04498 | 134 | 98 | 32 | 4 |
2630 | I comes with two sets of wooden shoes and non-stop tulips. | 1.2985 | 0.04972 | 134 | 102 | 24 | 8 |
2631 | The interest is sub par. | 1.2985 | 0.04972 | 134 | 102 | 24 | 8 |
2632 | We see the occasional giant golf ball through your front door as part of the charm. | 1.2984 | 0.04989 | 124 | 93 | 25 | 6 |
2633 | Location, location, location -- am I right? | 1.2984 | 0.05119 | 124 | 94 | 23 | 7 |
2634 | When no giants showed up he had to put the whole course on the market. | 1.2984 | 0.05119 | 124 | 94 | 23 | 7 |
2635 | Lots of folks love living in a golf course community. | 1.2984 | 0.04856 | 124 | 92 | 27 | 5 |
2636 | Don’t forget, doors close quickly! | 1.2984 | 0.05369 | 124 | 96 | 19 | 9 |
2637 | The owners are moving down the road to some waterfront property. | 1.2984 | 0.04856 | 124 | 92 | 27 | 5 |
2638 | And it is entirely powered by renewable energy. | 1.2984 | 0.04856 | 124 | 92 | 27 | 5 |
2639 | Yes there is air conditioning but only on certain days. | 1.2984 | 0.04856 | 124 | 92 | 27 | 5 |
2640 | This is our finest par 3 home. | 1.2982 | 0.05276 | 114 | 86 | 22 | 6 |
2641 | A home on a golf course, self-powered, permanent green lawn, what more could you want? | 1.2982 | 0.04973 | 114 | 84 | 26 | 4 |
2642 | This hole will go fast. | 1.2981 | 0.05614 | 104 | 79 | 19 | 6 |
2643 | This house is totally green! | 1.2980 | 0.04285 | 151 | 111 | 35 | 5 |
2644 | Think of it as a wind fall. | 1.2980 | 0.04584 | 151 | 114 | 29 | 8 |
2645 | Well, we got all the paperwork signed and filed- as soon as you make the hole, the place is yours. | 1.2980 | 0.04584 | 151 | 114 | 29 | 8 |
2646 | Fall in love with it? It will sweep you off your feet | 1.2979 | 0.04585 | 141 | 105 | 30 | 6 |
2647 | Yeah, I guess we should talk about the elephant in the driveway. | 1.2979 | 0.04905 | 141 | 108 | 24 | 9 |
2648 | On the plus side, the ventilation is superb. | 1.2979 | 0.06018 | 94 | 72 | 16 | 6 |
2649 | The good news is that the HOA dues includes turf maintenance. | 1.2977 | 0.04428 | 131 | 95 | 33 | 3 |
2650 | You're a winner every time you get in the door. | 1.2977 | 0.05493 | 131 | 104 | 15 | 12 |
2651 | On the minus side: giants. On the plus side: fairway views, free electric. | 1.2977 | 0.05163 | 131 | 101 | 21 | 9 |
2652 | At 600,000 sacks of whole wheat flour, it’s a steal. | 1.2977 | 0.04809 | 131 | 98 | 27 | 6 |
2653 | Given you're both crazy golf fanatics the location is perfect | 1.2977 | 0.04559 | 131 | 96 | 31 | 4 |
2654 | And you’ll be totally off the grid | 1.2977 | 0.04686 | 131 | 97 | 29 | 5 |
2655 | I'm sure you'll like it and it's significantly less expensive than the Pyramid or the Bozo face house. | 1.2977 | 0.04930 | 131 | 99 | 25 | 7 |
2656 | It meets your budget AND only a fraction of the balls actually make it through to your living room ! | 1.2977 | 0.04686 | 131 | 97 | 29 | 5 |
2657 | The cost is par for others in the same neighborhood. | 1.2977 | 0.04809 | 131 | 98 | 27 | 6 |
2658 | The blades are equipped with solar panels just in case! | 1.2977 | 0.04809 | 131 | 98 | 27 | 6 |
2659 | Going in isn't too hard, but you'd better be careful on your way out | 1.2977 | 0.05163 | 131 | 101 | 21 | 9 |
2660 | Like many new couples, you may find the more difficult part is getting out. | 1.2977 | 0.04686 | 131 | 97 | 29 | 5 |
2661 | And no need for those ugly solar panels. | 1.2977 | 0.04930 | 131 | 99 | 25 | 7 |
2662 | And it’s perfect for entertaining. | 1.2977 | 0.04559 | 131 | 96 | 31 | 4 |
2663 | 3 bed, 2 baths, and it runs completely on renewable energy | 1.2975 | 0.05068 | 121 | 91 | 24 | 6 |
2664 | Plus, you get 20% of the weekend take! | 1.2975 | 0.04491 | 121 | 87 | 32 | 2 |
2665 | Hazard's are par for the course in this neighborhood." | 1.2975 | 0.05202 | 121 | 92 | 22 | 7 |
2666 | After the unfortunate pizza-delivery-boy-incident I’m sure you can now get it at a very attractive price” | 1.2975 | 0.05333 | 121 | 93 | 20 | 8 |
2667 | And there's a stunning volcano over by seven next to the giant frog. | 1.2975 | 0.05068 | 121 | 91 | 24 | 6 |
2668 | Even gated golf communities present some hazards, of course. | 1.2975 | 0.04788 | 121 | 89 | 28 | 4 |
2669 | This house has a security system. It works best if you wait a minute before answering the door. | 1.2975 | 0.04354 | 158 | 118 | 33 | 7 |
2670 | You know, when it's windy you'll want to stay indoors. | 1.2973 | 0.05054 | 111 | 82 | 25 | 4 |
2671 | And this property is a nice 3 par 2 1/2 bath | 1.2973 | 0.04889 | 111 | 81 | 27 | 3 |
2672 | Its affordable..if you go dutch! | 1.2973 | 0.05947 | 111 | 88 | 13 | 10 |
2673 | Don't let the door hit you on the way out!" | 1.2971 | 0.04869 | 138 | 105 | 25 | 8 |
2674 | Downsizing? | 1.2971 | 0.04647 | 138 | 103 | 29 | 6 |
2675 | Plus, at a dollar a pop you could pay the mortgage off in no time. | 1.2971 | 0.04647 | 138 | 103 | 29 | 6 |
2676 | And of course you would have a private view of the 18th hole. | 1.2971 | 0.05082 | 138 | 107 | 21 | 10 |
2677 | I agree, it IS a unique development! Unfortunately, the other seventeen homes are sold, but let's see about getting you into this one. Ready? | 1.2971 | 0.04647 | 138 | 103 | 29 | 6 |
2678 | It's like living on the 18th hole at a fraction of the price! | 1.2971 | 0.04647 | 138 | 103 | 29 | 6 |