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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2018-12-17T02:23:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2019-01-07T02:23:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2019-01-01T02:23:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | January 7, 2019 |
Number of captions | 5708 |
Number of responses | 1185450 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | My next selection sounds just like the last one. | 1.5520 | 0.05263 | 221 | 139 | 42 | 40 |
1 | This next song is pretty much the same as the last one. | 1.5473 | 0.05367 | 201 | 124 | 44 | 33 |
2 | I could have been a conductor. | 1.5407 | 0.05164 | 209 | 128 | 49 | 32 |
3 | This next piece is dedicated to my ex-wife. | 1.5183 | 0.04831 | 218 | 133 | 57 | 28 |
4 | My next piece may sound a little bit like the last one. | 1.5169 | 0.04708 | 236 | 146 | 58 | 32 |
5 | Anyone else forget to turn off their cellphone? | 1.5073 | 0.04772 | 205 | 123 | 60 | 22 |
6 | They say dress for the job you want; not the job you have. | 1.5047 | 0.04856 | 214 | 133 | 54 | 27 |
7 | And now, my musical interpretation of the Trump presidency... | 1.5045 | 0.05134 | 220 | 145 | 39 | 36 |
8 | That's right. I'm just that good. | 1.5000 | 0.05633 | 174 | 113 | 35 | 26 |
9 | And now Gershwin’s lesser-known ‘Rhapsody in Black and Blue’ | 1.4930 | 0.04748 | 215 | 134 | 56 | 25 |
10 | You don't understand. I coulda had class. I coulda been a conductor. | 1.4926 | 0.04756 | 203 | 124 | 58 | 21 |
11 | My final encore is for the gentleman asleep in Row 3. | 1.4883 | 0.04873 | 213 | 136 | 50 | 27 |
12 | You may have heard your children play this next piece. | 1.4858 | 0.04890 | 212 | 136 | 49 | 27 |
13 | We'll have a brief intermission while I make a pretty big career decision. | 1.4780 | 0.04869 | 205 | 131 | 50 | 24 |
14 | I wasn't joking about the cell phones | 1.4764 | 0.04914 | 191 | 120 | 51 | 20 |
15 | You may laugh, but the last time I had the lid drop on my hands I couldn’t play for a month. | 1.4760 | 0.04816 | 208 | 133 | 51 | 24 |
16 | Oh, you said "Bach's" | 1.4706 | 0.04713 | 238 | 159 | 46 | 33 |
17 | And now here's something for those of you who slept through the Mozart. | 1.4700 | 0.04751 | 200 | 126 | 54 | 20 |
18 | No, that was Für Elise. Now try to name this tune... | 1.4686 | 0.04734 | 207 | 132 | 53 | 22 |
19 | Ok, that's it! Who forgot to silence their cell phone? | 1.4678 | 0.04470 | 233 | 149 | 59 | 25 |
20 | Would the guy who booed please stand up? | 1.4677 | 0.04680 | 201 | 126 | 56 | 19 |
21 | I always hate this part of the dream. | 1.4673 | 0.04872 | 199 | 128 | 49 | 22 |
22 | This next piece was written by my cat. | 1.4660 | 0.05087 | 206 | 139 | 38 | 29 |
23 | I will now play Sonata for Trump’s First Two Years. | 1.4658 | 0.04940 | 219 | 148 | 40 | 31 |
24 | I would like to dedicate this to my ex-wife. | 1.4653 | 0.05018 | 202 | 134 | 42 | 26 |
25 | Every night it's the same dream. I'm onstage, seated at a piano wearing box gloves, and no pants. | 1.4633 | 0.04556 | 218 | 139 | 57 | 22 |
26 | I coulda been a contata. | 1.4631 | 0.04900 | 203 | 133 | 46 | 24 |
27 | And now, I've got an old score to settle. | 1.4626 | 0.04618 | 214 | 137 | 55 | 22 |
28 | Hit it! | 1.4619 | 0.04635 | 197 | 123 | 57 | 17 |
29 | You may have heard this little number before...if you have a cat and a piano. | 1.4615 | 0.04412 | 234 | 150 | 60 | 24 |
30 | And now the famous sonata for piano and concussion. | 1.4607 | 0.04854 | 178 | 111 | 52 | 15 |
31 | For my next selection, Gershwin's "Rhapsody in Black and Blue" | 1.4569 | 0.04905 | 197 | 129 | 46 | 22 |
32 | I will now play Trump's étude in diplomacy | 1.4565 | 0.05494 | 184 | 128 | 28 | 28 |
33 | My cat composed this next one. | 1.4529 | 0.04783 | 223 | 151 | 43 | 29 |
34 | After a few drinks we agreed to swap jobs for the evening. I guarantee the pianist is NOT having fun. | 1.4505 | 0.05012 | 202 | 137 | 39 | 26 |
35 | Someone stole my tip jar last night. That’ll never happen again. | 1.4503 | 0.04848 | 191 | 124 | 48 | 19 |
36 | I’ll be playing this in pugilissimo. | 1.4485 | 0.04902 | 194 | 128 | 45 | 21 |
37 | I composed my next piece after my divorce. | 1.4483 | 0.05377 | 174 | 118 | 34 | 22 |
38 | After a month of Christmas songs, I'd like to play one for Boxing Day! | 1.4439 | 0.04518 | 223 | 147 | 53 | 23 |
39 | Now a tribute to our current President | 1.4433 | 0.04941 | 203 | 138 | 40 | 25 |
40 | This next piece is dedicated to those critics who say I lacked a deft touch and attacked the piano with a pugilistic style. | 1.4422 | 0.05164 | 199 | 139 | 32 | 28 |
41 | I call this next number, ‘Rhapsody in Black and Blue’. | 1.4416 | 0.05154 | 197 | 137 | 33 | 27 |
42 | And consider that a warning. Anyone else wanna answer their phone? | 1.4400 | 0.04660 | 225 | 153 | 45 | 27 |
43 | Finally, Ravel's Bolero is going to get what it deserves. | 1.4385 | 0.05144 | 187 | 128 | 36 | 23 |
44 | Sit back and relax - tonight it's nothing but the hits! | 1.4378 | 0.04512 | 217 | 143 | 53 | 21 |
45 | I trust the jurors will consider degree of difficulty. | 1.4369 | 0.04685 | 206 | 137 | 48 | 21 |
46 | Please hold your applause until the final bell | 1.4361 | 0.04455 | 227 | 151 | 53 | 23 |
47 | I will now play a piece inspired by my visit to the White House | 1.4358 | 0.05432 | 179 | 126 | 28 | 25 |
48 | No, Franz is my elder brother...I'm Pugi Liszt. | 1.4356 | 0.04904 | 202 | 138 | 40 | 24 |
49 | I'm gonna need a page turner. | 1.4340 | 0.04537 | 212 | 140 | 52 | 20 |
50 | To make it even more interesting my Assistant will now blindfold me. | 1.4329 | 0.04354 | 231 | 153 | 56 | 22 |
51 | Now, “Rhapsody in Black and Blue.” | 1.4320 | 0.04367 | 206 | 132 | 59 | 15 |
52 | I'm going to need someone to turn the pages for me. | 1.4312 | 0.04445 | 218 | 144 | 54 | 20 |
53 | Please join me in the Julliard School fight song | 1.4304 | 0.04494 | 230 | 156 | 49 | 25 |
54 | This last piece is from my boxed set. | 1.4293 | 0.04655 | 198 | 131 | 49 | 18 |
55 | It hasn't been a smooth career transition | 1.4292 | 0.04367 | 233 | 156 | 54 | 23 |
56 | Alexa, play literally anything. | 1.4286 | 0.04712 | 210 | 143 | 44 | 23 |
57 | These stay on until the tip jar is full. | 1.4286 | 0.04361 | 217 | 142 | 57 | 18 |
58 | I’m just going to hit a few notes. | 1.4278 | 0.04889 | 194 | 132 | 41 | 21 |
59 | I will now play The Boxer by Simon & Garfunkel, as it's never been played before. | 1.4274 | 0.04310 | 234 | 156 | 56 | 22 |
60 | And now a piece by Punchini. | 1.4272 | 0.04627 | 206 | 138 | 48 | 20 |
61 | And now, because you're drunk and not listening anyway... | 1.4267 | 0.04463 | 232 | 158 | 49 | 25 |
62 | You think this was bad? You should hear me play the violin. | 1.4254 | 0.04520 | 228 | 156 | 47 | 25 |
63 | Is there nothing atonal enough that you snobs wouldn't pretend to like? | 1.4244 | 0.04692 | 205 | 139 | 45 | 21 |
64 | I've suffered for my art. Now it's your turn. | 1.4241 | 0.04622 | 224 | 155 | 43 | 26 |
65 | I'd like to knock out a few tunes for you | 1.4236 | 0.04878 | 203 | 141 | 38 | 24 |
66 | And now, my tribute to Philip Glass. | 1.4236 | 0.04725 | 203 | 138 | 44 | 21 |
67 | This next piece is forte. Very, very forte. | 1.4227 | 0.04456 | 220 | 148 | 51 | 21 |
68 | It's Shostakovich. You won't notice the difference. | 1.4225 | 0.04610 | 213 | 145 | 46 | 22 |
69 | This next one’s dedicated to my ex-wife. | 1.4223 | 0.04623 | 206 | 139 | 47 | 20 |
70 | And now, time to knock out a few classics. | 1.4223 | 0.04824 | 206 | 143 | 39 | 24 |
71 | And next, a piece written by President Trump. | 1.4222 | 0.05283 | 180 | 127 | 30 | 23 |
72 | This next piece features dense chords, unusual harmonies, and a pounding rhythm. | 1.4222 | 0.04474 | 225 | 153 | 49 | 23 |
73 | And now, a request from the drunks at table three. | 1.4221 | 0.04632 | 199 | 133 | 48 | 18 |
74 | And now, Mozart's Requiem for a Heavyweight. | 1.4218 | 0.04642 | 211 | 144 | 45 | 22 |
75 | Sorry for the gloves, but some of the notes are sharp. | 1.4213 | 0.04515 | 216 | 146 | 49 | 21 |
76 | And now, here’s one that pretty much anybody can play. | 1.4213 | 0.04609 | 216 | 148 | 45 | 23 |
77 | Would the gentleman in the balcony care to repeat that remark? | 1.4211 | 0.04574 | 209 | 141 | 48 | 20 |
78 | And now a little piece I wrote watching the news. | 1.4211 | 0.04722 | 209 | 144 | 42 | 23 |
79 | I call it Requiem for a Heavyweight | 1.4208 | 0.04251 | 221 | 145 | 59 | 17 |
80 | I coulda been a composer | 1.4204 | 0.04324 | 226 | 151 | 55 | 20 |
81 | You don't understand. I could've played a cadenza. I could've been somebody! | 1.4203 | 0.04756 | 207 | 143 | 41 | 23 |
82 | When we change to C sharp major, the gloves come off. | 1.4202 | 0.04252 | 238 | 160 | 56 | 22 |
83 | I play the anthem the way he runs the country | 1.4200 | 0.05080 | 200 | 143 | 30 | 27 |
84 | I find the piece goes quickly if I can hit a bunch of notes at the same time. | 1.4199 | 0.05140 | 181 | 126 | 34 | 21 |
85 | I dedicate this song to my father and mother who had different plans for me. | 1.4195 | 0.04585 | 205 | 138 | 48 | 19 |
86 | And now, Liszt's sonata in B minor, B major, A minor, C major... All of the keys, really. | 1.4190 | 0.04557 | 210 | 142 | 48 | 20 |
87 | I'll be delighted to meet with the critics after the show. | 1.4190 | 0.04299 | 210 | 137 | 58 | 15 |
88 | And now, my latest composition:”Requiem For a Heavyweight.” | 1.4188 | 0.04429 | 234 | 161 | 48 | 25 |
89 | And now Rhapsody in Black and Blue. | 1.4188 | 0.04173 | 234 | 155 | 60 | 19 |
90 | Please turn on your cell phones. | 1.4187 | 0.04617 | 203 | 137 | 47 | 19 |
91 | The next piece is entitled, "The Trump White House." | 1.4187 | 0.04874 | 203 | 142 | 37 | 24 |
92 | For my next piece, the gloves are coming off. | 1.4186 | 0.04576 | 215 | 147 | 46 | 22 |
93 | I dedicate this piece to the Times critic in the second row. | 1.4178 | 0.04460 | 213 | 143 | 51 | 19 |
94 | Tonight I'll be performing some of my greatest hits. | 1.4175 | 0.04720 | 206 | 142 | 42 | 22 |
95 | This next piece was written as a round...actually ten rounds. | 1.4167 | 0.05159 | 180 | 126 | 33 | 21 |
96 | This one's going out to my ex-wife and her attorney. | 1.4163 | 0.04437 | 221 | 150 | 50 | 21 |
97 | Beethoven’s going down in the 5th | 1.4155 | 0.04604 | 219 | 152 | 43 | 24 |
98 | Anyone can play blindfolded. | 1.4141 | 0.04805 | 198 | 137 | 40 | 21 |
99 | Cough one more time, I dare you. | 1.4140 | 0.04734 | 186 | 125 | 45 | 16 |
100 | Could I have a volunteer from the audience to come scratch my nose? | 1.4140 | 0.04427 | 215 | 145 | 51 | 19 |
101 | And this next piece is for my ex-wife. | 1.4138 | 0.04665 | 203 | 139 | 44 | 20 |
102 | The next selection is my own composition,'Rhapsody in Black and Blue'. | 1.4136 | 0.04449 | 220 | 150 | 49 | 21 |
103 | I shall say this only once. Cell phones off! | 1.4133 | 0.04785 | 196 | 135 | 41 | 20 |
104 | Let's see how many of youse remember dis one… | 1.4130 | 0.04219 | 230 | 154 | 57 | 19 |
105 | What it lacks in subtlety it gains in punch. | 1.4127 | 0.04496 | 189 | 124 | 52 | 13 |
106 | I was told to expect a tough crowd. | 1.4123 | 0.04279 | 211 | 139 | 57 | 15 |
107 | I'll conclude with Gershwin's Rhapsody in Black and Blue. | 1.4120 | 0.04312 | 216 | 144 | 55 | 17 |
108 | If you think this looks difficult, wait till you see me play the harp. | 1.4115 | 0.04406 | 226 | 155 | 49 | 22 |
109 | I am very happy to be back here in Madison Square Garden | 1.4115 | 0.04406 | 226 | 155 | 49 | 22 |
110 | It was at that moment,Ted realized he had put his boxing gloves on instead of his tuxedo pants. Again. | 1.4115 | 0.04665 | 209 | 145 | 42 | 22 |
111 | I'm done tickling them. | 1.4106 | 0.04597 | 207 | 142 | 45 | 20 |
112 | This is going to hurt you more than it hurts me. | 1.4101 | 0.04584 | 217 | 151 | 43 | 23 |
113 | This next piece is a bit heavy-handed. | 1.4097 | 0.04255 | 227 | 153 | 55 | 19 |
114 | For my encore, Rhapsody in Black and Blue. | 1.4095 | 0.04744 | 210 | 148 | 38 | 24 |
115 | Tonight I'll be playing Chopin's Nocturne in C#, D, D#, E, and F Minor. | 1.4093 | 0.04844 | 215 | 155 | 32 | 28 |
116 | I started out tickling the ivories ... now I like to beat the crap out of them! | 1.4093 | 0.04298 | 237 | 163 | 51 | 23 |
117 | And now a piece by Sugar Ray Leonard Bernstein. | 1.4089 | 0.04555 | 203 | 138 | 47 | 18 |
118 | I will now play for you Mozart's little-known "Requiem for a Heavyweight." | 1.4089 | 0.04660 | 203 | 140 | 43 | 20 |
119 | I will now perform "Dance of the Sugar Ray Plum Fairy". | 1.4083 | 0.04329 | 218 | 147 | 53 | 18 |
120 | And the hits just keep coming. | 1.4076 | 0.04480 | 211 | 144 | 48 | 19 |
121 | Before I begin I want to thank my piano teacher, Mike Tyson. | 1.4074 | 0.04674 | 189 | 128 | 45 | 16 |
122 | I just play the hits. | 1.4072 | 0.04335 | 221 | 150 | 52 | 19 |
123 | The ski boots are making it difficult to work the pedals. | 1.4070 | 0.04780 | 199 | 139 | 39 | 21 |
124 | Could somebody scratch my nose? | 1.4067 | 0.04459 | 209 | 142 | 49 | 18 |
125 | Handel with care | 1.4064 | 0.04709 | 187 | 127 | 44 | 16 |
126 | I'm not so much tickling the ivory as I am pounding them into submission. | 1.4061 | 0.04226 | 229 | 155 | 55 | 19 |
127 | One of my greatest hits... | 1.4053 | 0.04251 | 227 | 154 | 54 | 19 |
128 | Just wait until after intermission; that’s when the gloves come off! | 1.4052 | 0.04186 | 232 | 157 | 56 | 19 |
129 | I was told to be careful - some of the keys are sharp. | 1.4051 | 0.04684 | 195 | 134 | 43 | 18 |
130 | And now, my rendition of the crap these kids are listening to nowadays. | 1.4049 | 0.04776 | 205 | 145 | 37 | 23 |
131 | This is Mozart's Concerto in G minor, A major, D minor and C#. | 1.4044 | 0.04547 | 225 | 159 | 41 | 25 |
132 | For this next fugue I am going to take the gloves off. | 1.4038 | 0.04674 | 208 | 146 | 40 | 22 |
133 | The next piece is a new work titled "A day at the White House". | 1.4030 | 0.04635 | 201 | 139 | 43 | 19 |
134 | Sir, would you mind not ringing that bell before every movement? | 1.4028 | 0.04374 | 211 | 143 | 51 | 17 |
135 | Ladies and Gentlemen,.. Rhapsody in Black and Blue. | 1.4027 | 0.04377 | 221 | 152 | 49 | 20 |
136 | Can somebody adjust my tie? | 1.4024 | 0.04917 | 169 | 115 | 40 | 14 |
137 | There are no white notes; there are no black notes; there are just... notes. | 1.4020 | 0.04557 | 199 | 136 | 46 | 17 |
138 | And now, Mozart's "A Little Fight Music" | 1.4019 | 0.04479 | 214 | 148 | 46 | 20 |
139 | Can ANYONE name that tune ?? Anyone ?? Anyone ?? | 1.4018 | 0.04646 | 224 | 161 | 36 | 27 |
140 | This is dedicated to the critics who thought my last performance lacked finesse. | 1.4017 | 0.04221 | 229 | 156 | 54 | 19 |
141 | Requiem for a Heavyweight | 1.4010 | 0.04825 | 202 | 144 | 35 | 23 |
142 | I guarantee: Beethoven is going down in the 5th. | 1.4000 | 0.04564 | 195 | 133 | 46 | 16 |
143 | Anyone can play with his bare hands. | 1.4000 | 0.04427 | 200 | 135 | 50 | 15 |
144 | Howard had gravely misunderstood what the club manager meant by "dueling pianos." | 1.4000 | 0.05038 | 185 | 132 | 32 | 21 |
145 | What would you have done if your teacher kept hitting your fingers? | 1.3991 | 0.04511 | 218 | 153 | 43 | 22 |
146 | Who requested a fight song? | 1.3990 | 0.04477 | 193 | 130 | 49 | 14 |
147 | I thought you said FIGHT of the bumblebee. | 1.3990 | 0.04712 | 193 | 134 | 41 | 18 |
148 | And now for a piece my two year old son wrote | 1.3982 | 0.04325 | 221 | 152 | 50 | 19 |
149 | This piece is called 'Flight of the Elephant.' | 1.3981 | 0.04635 | 216 | 154 | 38 | 24 |
150 | This next piece is titled "Ode To My Parents Who Could Not Agree On After School Activities" | 1.3980 | 0.04465 | 201 | 137 | 48 | 16 |
151 | Sorry sir, but "My Way" means my way. | 1.3972 | 0.04324 | 214 | 146 | 51 | 17 |
152 | Can I get a page turner in here?? | 1.3971 | 0.04526 | 204 | 141 | 45 | 18 |
153 | The inspiration for my next piece comes from being bullied on my way to piano lessons. | 1.3971 | 0.04418 | 204 | 139 | 49 | 16 |
154 | I’m just gonna knock out a few tunes for you. | 1.3970 | 0.04607 | 199 | 138 | 43 | 18 |
155 | I coulda been a cadenza." | 1.3966 | 0.05099 | 179 | 128 | 31 | 20 |
156 | Any other hecklers out there? I thought not. | 1.3964 | 0.04310 | 222 | 153 | 50 | 19 |
157 | My father wanted me to box and my mother wanted me to play the piano. I call this piece The Regrettable Compromise. | 1.3963 | 0.04331 | 217 | 149 | 50 | 18 |
158 | I call this number “Rhapsody in Black and Blue” | 1.3960 | 0.04278 | 202 | 135 | 54 | 13 |
159 | I will only be playing my hits. | 1.3956 | 0.04360 | 225 | 157 | 47 | 21 |
160 | Maim that tune. | 1.3952 | 0.04633 | 210 | 149 | 39 | 22 |
161 | I plan to take Beethoven in the Ninth. | 1.3952 | 0.04483 | 210 | 146 | 45 | 19 |
162 | You mean it isn't "'Fight'" of the Bumblebee?" | 1.3951 | 0.04508 | 205 | 142 | 45 | 18 |
163 | I tend to fight Bach. | 1.3950 | 0.04588 | 200 | 139 | 43 | 18 |
164 | And now for a little Rockymaninoff. | 1.3944 | 0.04386 | 213 | 147 | 48 | 18 |
165 | And now, my new arrangement of 'Hail to the Chief.' | 1.3934 | 0.05131 | 183 | 133 | 28 | 22 |
166 | This song is dedicated to my mother-in-law.... | 1.3927 | 0.04378 | 191 | 128 | 51 | 12 |
167 | Oh, THAT kind of dueling pianos. | 1.3922 | 0.04521 | 204 | 142 | 44 | 18 |
168 | Now, for the grand finale—my blindfold, please. | 1.3921 | 0.04237 | 227 | 157 | 51 | 19 |
169 | For my next song I'll play something from the early Trump years, Covfefe, in g-minor. | 1.3920 | 0.04764 | 199 | 142 | 36 | 21 |
170 | We'll start on the count of three -- and, of course, finish on the count of ten. | 1.3919 | 0.04352 | 222 | 155 | 47 | 20 |
171 | Any other stupid requests? | 1.3918 | 0.04686 | 194 | 136 | 40 | 18 |
172 | This next one goes out to all my critics | 1.3909 | 0.04185 | 220 | 150 | 54 | 16 |
173 | It’s not like you can hear me over your phones anyhow. | 1.3909 | 0.04905 | 197 | 143 | 31 | 23 |
174 | It’s an experimental piece. | 1.3904 | 0.04628 | 187 | 129 | 43 | 15 |
175 | Now, the Philip Glass variations on Paul Simon's "The Boxer." | 1.3900 | 0.04637 | 200 | 141 | 40 | 19 |
176 | I coulda been a conductor. | 1.3899 | 0.04310 | 218 | 151 | 49 | 18 |
177 | My next song is "Fight of the Bumblebee." | 1.3897 | 0.04627 | 213 | 153 | 37 | 23 |
178 | And now, Rossini's earlier and lesser-known work, The Boxer of Seville. | 1.3892 | 0.04479 | 203 | 141 | 45 | 17 |
179 | I tell ya, I coulda been somebody... I coulda been a conductor! | 1.3889 | 0.04614 | 198 | 139 | 41 | 18 |
180 | Tonight, I will finally give this piano what it has deserved for years. | 1.3889 | 0.04832 | 198 | 143 | 33 | 22 |
181 | And now the theme from Rocky, as it was meant to be played. | 1.3886 | 0.04609 | 211 | 151 | 38 | 22 |
182 | Now for my take on Gershwin, “Rhapsody in Black and Blue”. | 1.3883 | 0.04431 | 206 | 143 | 46 | 17 |
183 | The critic from the Times will not be joining us this evening. | 1.3883 | 0.04907 | 188 | 135 | 33 | 20 |
184 | I can't start without my page turner! | 1.3881 | 0.04244 | 219 | 151 | 51 | 17 |
185 | And for my next piece, "Requiem for a Heavyweight." | 1.3871 | 0.04271 | 217 | 150 | 50 | 17 |
186 | No other pianist would even attempt this. | 1.3867 | 0.04350 | 225 | 159 | 45 | 21 |
187 | This is my concerto in 15 rounds. | 1.3867 | 0.04067 | 225 | 153 | 57 | 15 |
188 | Subtlety and nuance are so overrated. | 1.3864 | 0.04758 | 176 | 122 | 40 | 14 |
189 | My version of "Hit Me With Your Best Shot". | 1.3861 | 0.04599 | 202 | 143 | 40 | 19 |
190 | Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to my first ever Pay-Per-View event... | 1.3861 | 0.04436 | 202 | 140 | 46 | 16 |
191 | If I hear one more cell phone ringing, the gloves come off! | 1.3858 | 0.04846 | 197 | 143 | 32 | 22 |
192 | I've found these to be enormously helpful in performing Bartok. | 1.3857 | 0.04155 | 210 | 142 | 55 | 13 |
193 | I shall now play "Flight of the elephant." | 1.3854 | 0.04755 | 205 | 149 | 33 | 23 |
194 | My next piece will be “Fight of the Bumblebee” | 1.3854 | 0.04389 | 205 | 142 | 47 | 16 |
195 | And now, a Chopin nocturne in C, D, E, F and very probably G. | 1.3853 | 0.04397 | 231 | 166 | 41 | 24 |
196 | And now, an ode to my ex-wife. | 1.3846 | 0.04603 | 195 | 137 | 41 | 17 |
197 | I will now perform 'Rhapsody in Black & Blue' | 1.3846 | 0.04213 | 221 | 153 | 51 | 17 |
198 | I call this next one “An Ode to 2018.” | 1.3839 | 0.04406 | 224 | 160 | 42 | 22 |
199 | Tonight, only hits. | 1.3836 | 0.04072 | 232 | 160 | 55 | 17 |
200 | Here’s the tricky part. | 1.3836 | 0.03979 | 232 | 158 | 59 | 15 |
201 | Yeah. I’m that good. | 1.3836 | 0.04337 | 219 | 154 | 46 | 19 |
202 | I was told my tunes weren't punchy enough. | 1.3833 | 0.04679 | 180 | 125 | 41 | 14 |
203 | I can't Handel this. | 1.3833 | 0.04407 | 227 | 163 | 41 | 23 |
204 | I dedicate this next piece to the critics." | 1.3831 | 0.04503 | 201 | 141 | 43 | 17 |
205 | What? It’s FLIGHT of the Bumblebee? | 1.3830 | 0.04783 | 188 | 134 | 36 | 18 |
206 | And now, the hits. | 1.3829 | 0.04974 | 175 | 125 | 33 | 17 |
207 | Now a little something from Dukes Ellington. | 1.3827 | 0.04526 | 196 | 137 | 43 | 16 |
208 | Why yes, it IS a player piano. Why do you ask? | 1.3825 | 0.04315 | 217 | 152 | 47 | 18 |
209 | I get a lot of criticism for this next one. | 1.3824 | 0.04509 | 204 | 144 | 42 | 18 |
210 | No need to turn off your cell phones. | 1.3824 | 0.04509 | 204 | 144 | 42 | 18 |
211 | Will someone ring the bell so I can start? | 1.3821 | 0.04177 | 212 | 145 | 53 | 14 |
212 | The finale is a knockout. | 1.3818 | 0.04174 | 220 | 152 | 52 | 16 |
213 | Could you turn the page, please? | 1.3818 | 0.04368 | 220 | 156 | 44 | 20 |
214 | Now I'd like to knock out a few requests. | 1.3810 | 0.04821 | 189 | 136 | 34 | 19 |
215 | For this next one I'll need a volunteer. | 1.3803 | 0.04567 | 213 | 154 | 37 | 22 |
216 | And now, The Ill-Tempered Clavier. | 1.3803 | 0.04369 | 213 | 150 | 45 | 18 |
217 | Next critic? | 1.3803 | 0.04318 | 213 | 149 | 47 | 17 |
218 | I'm the guest pianist at the Trump Family Christmas Party. | 1.3795 | 0.04710 | 195 | 140 | 36 | 19 |
219 | You want to step up on the stage and say that, sir? | 1.3795 | 0.04309 | 224 | 159 | 45 | 20 |
220 | This next piece is titled Beethoven's Fifth Round. | 1.3795 | 0.04401 | 224 | 161 | 41 | 22 |
221 | Alex Ross wrote last week that I played as if wearing boxing gloves. This next piece is for Alex. | 1.3795 | 0.03868 | 224 | 150 | 63 | 11 |
222 | I seem to have Baroque the piano. | 1.3790 | 0.04566 | 219 | 160 | 35 | 24 |
223 | And now, 'Requiem for a Heavyweight.' | 1.3785 | 0.04501 | 214 | 154 | 39 | 21 |
224 | And now, a new composition, "Ode to Trump." | 1.3785 | 0.04302 | 214 | 150 | 47 | 17 |
225 | This next piece is called A Presidential Press Conference. | 1.3785 | 0.04402 | 214 | 152 | 43 | 19 |
226 | And now, the 1812 Overture as it was meant to be played. | 1.3784 | 0.04710 | 185 | 131 | 38 | 16 |
227 | And now for Chopin with some punch. | 1.3784 | 0.04647 | 185 | 130 | 40 | 15 |
228 | My other instrument is the hammered dulcimer. | 1.3782 | 0.04629 | 193 | 137 | 39 | 17 |
229 | I shall select Rhapsody in Black and Blue | 1.3781 | 0.04327 | 201 | 139 | 48 | 14 |
230 | This next piece is a knockout. | 1.3777 | 0.04531 | 188 | 131 | 43 | 14 |
231 | And now, the Gold’s Gym Variations | 1.3775 | 0.04608 | 204 | 147 | 37 | 20 |
232 | I call this piece Beethoven's Fifth Round. | 1.3775 | 0.04393 | 204 | 143 | 45 | 16 |
233 | Go on, request Piano Man man again. I dare you. | 1.3769 | 0.04527 | 199 | 141 | 41 | 17 |
234 | And now, a Victor Borge etude from his deconstructive period. | 1.3768 | 0.04294 | 207 | 144 | 48 | 15 |
235 | And now something for the critics | 1.3767 | 0.04336 | 215 | 152 | 45 | 18 |
236 | And now, 'Toddlers Pounding on Piano', an original score by my 3-year old twins. | 1.3762 | 0.04142 | 210 | 144 | 53 | 13 |
237 | I will now perform Bach's little-know Golden Gloves Variations. | 1.3757 | 0.04512 | 189 | 132 | 43 | 14 |
238 | I call it "Fur Ali." | 1.3756 | 0.04430 | 205 | 145 | 43 | 17 |
239 | The ivories have announced they no longer want to be tickled. | 1.3756 | 0.04202 | 221 | 155 | 49 | 17 |
240 | And now, Beethoven's 5th Round! | 1.3750 | 0.04437 | 208 | 148 | 42 | 18 |
241 | Give me a minute while I break in this new piano. | 1.3744 | 0.04404 | 203 | 143 | 44 | 16 |
242 | This one goes out to my ex wife. | 1.3731 | 0.04503 | 193 | 136 | 42 | 15 |
243 | It's a percussion instrument, dammit! | 1.3725 | 0.04441 | 204 | 145 | 42 | 17 |
244 | The best Opus is a good defence. | 1.3723 | 0.04523 | 188 | 132 | 42 | 14 |
245 | This next tune is called "Fight of the Bumblebee." | 1.3714 | 0.04023 | 210 | 143 | 56 | 11 |
246 | I think you'll find this one less subtle than my earlier works | 1.3707 | 0.04258 | 205 | 143 | 48 | 14 |
247 | This last movement opens with a mandatory eight count. | 1.3706 | 0.04376 | 197 | 138 | 45 | 14 |
248 | Next, Gershwin's Rhapsody in Black and Blue | 1.3700 | 0.04210 | 227 | 162 | 46 | 19 |
249 | This next piece is my homage to cognitive dissonance. | 1.3700 | 0.04388 | 200 | 141 | 44 | 15 |
250 | Rhapsody in black and blue. | 1.3700 | 0.04029 | 200 | 135 | 56 | 9 |
251 | Due to the present social environment I can no longer tickle the ivories | 1.3698 | 0.04515 | 192 | 136 | 41 | 15 |
252 | I am going to play an original composition that I am sure you will love, if you know what's good for you. | 1.3696 | 0.04652 | 184 | 131 | 38 | 15 |
253 | And now for George Gershwin's 'Rhapsody in Bruise.' | 1.3696 | 0.04840 | 184 | 134 | 32 | 18 |
254 | The next one goes something like this. | 1.3696 | 0.04215 | 230 | 165 | 45 | 20 |
255 | This piece is a knockout. | 1.3695 | 0.04341 | 203 | 143 | 45 | 15 |
256 | I call this one 'Crippling the Ivories'. | 1.3694 | 0.04276 | 222 | 159 | 44 | 19 |
257 | I will be performing the cannon solo from Tchaikovsky's 1812 Overture transcribed for piano. | 1.3692 | 0.04465 | 195 | 138 | 42 | 15 |
258 | You see, I only play in my spar time. | 1.3689 | 0.04241 | 206 | 144 | 48 | 14 |
259 | First, I like to show the piano who’s boss. | 1.3687 | 0.04417 | 198 | 140 | 43 | 15 |
260 | The conductor and I have worked out our artistic differences. | 1.3687 | 0.03933 | 217 | 148 | 58 | 11 |
261 | Has it been tuned? | 1.3684 | 0.04360 | 209 | 149 | 43 | 17 |
262 | And now. Gershwin as you've never heard him. | 1.3679 | 0.04435 | 193 | 136 | 43 | 14 |
263 | And for my next piece, I will need a new piano. | 1.3671 | 0.04334 | 207 | 147 | 44 | 16 |
264 | "This next piece will be played in rounds." | 1.3668 | 0.04281 | 199 | 139 | 47 | 13 |
265 | If you don't like my playing, I suggest you keep your mouth shut. | 1.3667 | 0.04182 | 210 | 147 | 49 | 14 |
266 | And now Beethoven’s sonata in C, B, Bb, A and G#. | 1.3665 | 0.04381 | 221 | 161 | 39 | 21 |
267 | And now for some of my greatest hits. | 1.3665 | 0.04238 | 221 | 158 | 45 | 18 |
268 | And now for my sonata in C, C sharp, D, E, and F. | 1.3663 | 0.04679 | 202 | 149 | 32 | 21 |
269 | Can you hear me now ? | 1.3663 | 0.04408 | 202 | 144 | 42 | 16 |
270 | I am also a neurosurgeon. | 1.3662 | 0.04350 | 213 | 153 | 42 | 18 |
271 | I am now going to play a piano interpretation of Donald Trump’s presidency. | 1.3659 | 0.04830 | 205 | 155 | 25 | 25 |
272 | And now, Beethoven in the 5th. | 1.3657 | 0.04306 | 216 | 155 | 43 | 18 |
273 | You should see the other piano | 1.3654 | 0.04263 | 208 | 147 | 46 | 15 |
274 | For my next hit... | 1.3653 | 0.04010 | 219 | 152 | 54 | 13 |
275 | This next little number will knock you out. | 1.3652 | 0.04621 | 178 | 126 | 39 | 13 |
276 | And now, 'Eine Kleine Knock-out-musik' | 1.3651 | 0.04558 | 189 | 135 | 39 | 15 |
277 | I have wrestled with Tchaikovsky my entire life, but tonight I'm going to clobber him!" | 1.3649 | 0.04166 | 211 | 148 | 49 | 14 |
278 | Good evening and welcome to our first Mixed Musical Arts competition. | 1.3646 | 0.04384 | 192 | 135 | 44 | 13 |
279 | Tonight, I go 10 rounds with Liszt | 1.3641 | 0.04447 | 184 | 129 | 43 | 12 |
280 | I dedicate this next number to everyone who believed I coulda been a contender. | 1.3641 | 0.04447 | 184 | 129 | 43 | 12 |
281 | I dare you to keep your cell phone on. | 1.3641 | 0.04337 | 195 | 137 | 45 | 13 |
282 | The next piece is from the Maestro's black and blue period. | 1.3641 | 0.04457 | 195 | 139 | 41 | 15 |
283 | This next tune may ring a bell. | 1.3641 | 0.04289 | 217 | 156 | 43 | 18 |
284 | Bach off. | 1.3641 | 0.04289 | 217 | 156 | 43 | 18 |
285 | Now, for the fight song. | 1.3636 | 0.04409 | 198 | 141 | 42 | 15 |
286 | So what? Beethoven was deaf. | 1.3636 | 0.04524 | 198 | 143 | 38 | 17 |
287 | That's it! The gloves are coming off. | 1.3636 | 0.04405 | 209 | 151 | 40 | 18 |
288 | Where is my page turner? | 1.3636 | 0.04136 | 209 | 146 | 50 | 13 |
289 | Mom, you and Dad are going to have to reach an agreement as to what you want me to be. | 1.3632 | 0.04360 | 212 | 153 | 41 | 18 |
290 | While I drink a glass of water. | 1.3632 | 0.04203 | 212 | 150 | 47 | 15 |
291 | After all those Christmas carols, this one is for Boxing Day | 1.3632 | 0.04360 | 212 | 153 | 41 | 18 |
292 | This next song begins with a standing eight count | 1.3632 | 0.04128 | 201 | 139 | 51 | 11 |
293 | I like to think that I legato like a butterfly and staccato like bee. | 1.3632 | 0.04584 | 201 | 147 | 35 | 19 |
294 | And now a piece by Sugar Ray Charles... | 1.3632 | 0.04538 | 190 | 136 | 39 | 15 |
295 | And now, a little Rockymaninoff. | 1.3631 | 0.04929 | 179 | 132 | 29 | 18 |
296 | LLLET'S GET READY TO CRESCENDOOOOOOO!!!! | 1.3628 | 0.04440 | 226 | 168 | 34 | 24 |
297 | "Do I hear a request for Rhapsody in Black and Blue?" | 1.3628 | 0.04265 | 215 | 154 | 44 | 17 |
298 | And now I shall play Beethoven's Fist. | 1.3628 | 0.04366 | 215 | 156 | 40 | 19 |
299 | Before I begin, are there any critics in the audience tonight? | 1.3627 | 0.04547 | 193 | 139 | 38 | 16 |
300 | I call this next piece "Beethoven's Fist". | 1.3625 | 0.04122 | 240 | 174 | 45 | 21 |
301 | And now I’d like to play for you some of my greatest hits. | 1.3624 | 0.04080 | 229 | 163 | 49 | 17 |
302 | I dedicate this last tune to the guy snoring in row one | 1.3620 | 0.04327 | 221 | 161 | 40 | 20 |
303 | You shoulda seen the other Steinway! | 1.3620 | 0.04133 | 221 | 157 | 48 | 16 |
304 | ...and now Piano Concerto No. 2 in C Minor. And also in A Major, B Minor, D Minor, E Minor, F Major and G Major. Just because I can. | 1.3620 | 0.04327 | 221 | 161 | 40 | 20 |
305 | My therapist told me the way to treat performance anxiety is to imagine my worst fear. | 1.3619 | 0.04335 | 210 | 151 | 42 | 17 |
306 | Next I am going to play one of my smash hits | 1.3618 | 0.04332 | 199 | 141 | 44 | 14 |
307 | Float like a butterfly, sting like a B flat. | 1.3613 | 0.04394 | 191 | 135 | 43 | 13 |
308 | And now... a medley of big hits. | 1.3613 | 0.04578 | 191 | 138 | 37 | 16 |
309 | Inspired by a recent court order, I call this piece "Anger Management" | 1.3611 | 0.04578 | 180 | 128 | 39 | 13 |
310 | It'll be three rounds of Bach and then the gloves come off. | 1.3611 | 0.04249 | 216 | 155 | 44 | 17 |
311 | This next piece consists of twelve rounds. | 1.3608 | 0.04347 | 194 | 137 | 44 | 13 |
312 | This first piece will be a knockout. | 1.3607 | 0.04071 | 244 | 177 | 46 | 21 |
313 | And as promised, my finale is a real knockout. | 1.3606 | 0.04144 | 208 | 146 | 49 | 13 |
314 | I love pounding the ivories. | 1.3606 | 0.04255 | 208 | 148 | 45 | 15 |
315 | And now, a flurry of left jabs in G-minor. | 1.3605 | 0.04074 | 233 | 167 | 48 | 18 |
316 | And now I’d like to bang out a few of my favorite tunes. | 1.3604 | 0.04478 | 197 | 142 | 39 | 16 |
317 | Can I get a volunteer to turn pages....? | 1.3604 | 0.04478 | 197 | 142 | 39 | 16 |
318 | The sound is terrible, but I get way less hecklers. | 1.3602 | 0.03992 | 211 | 146 | 54 | 11 |
319 | I've been told you're a tough audience. | 1.3602 | 0.04104 | 211 | 148 | 50 | 13 |
320 | And now for the younger members of the audience, a few death metal classics. | 1.3602 | 0.04318 | 211 | 152 | 42 | 17 |
321 | Clearly, I am the Greatest. | 1.3598 | 0.04171 | 214 | 152 | 47 | 15 |
322 | Great, I'm having another anxiety dream. | 1.3598 | 0.04572 | 214 | 160 | 31 | 23 |
323 | And, now for something completely different. | 1.3598 | 0.03955 | 214 | 148 | 55 | 11 |
324 | 'This piece knocked me out the first time I heard it." | 1.3596 | 0.04438 | 203 | 147 | 39 | 17 |
325 | I do it my way! | 1.3594 | 0.04026 | 217 | 152 | 52 | 13 |
326 | We're doing the 1812 .... couldn't afford the cannons | 1.3594 | 0.04375 | 192 | 136 | 43 | 13 |
327 | This next piece was composed by the most talented lobster I ever met. | 1.3594 | 0.04437 | 192 | 137 | 41 | 14 |
328 | And now, a few of my greatest hits. | 1.3591 | 0.04624 | 181 | 130 | 37 | 14 |
329 | Tonight, I've a score to settle with the piano. | 1.3589 | 0.04128 | 209 | 147 | 49 | 13 |
330 | It's a variation I call 'The Fight of the Bumblebee.' | 1.3587 | 0.04247 | 223 | 162 | 42 | 19 |
331 | Believe it or not, that was a little tune I just knocked out. | 1.3584 | 0.04064 | 226 | 161 | 49 | 16 |
332 | Now is there ANYONE ELSE who thinks they want to leave before my recital is over ??? | 1.3582 | 0.04411 | 201 | 145 | 40 | 16 |
333 | For my final piece, I'd like to play for you Mozart's 'Requiem for a Heavyweight.' | 1.3581 | 0.04359 | 215 | 157 | 39 | 19 |
334 | My next number may lack subtlety but it more than makes up for it in punch. | 1.3580 | 0.04503 | 176 | 124 | 41 | 11 |
335 | Tonight, I will not be 'tickling the ivories' as they say... | 1.3578 | 0.04252 | 204 | 145 | 45 | 14 |
336 | And now, mauler | 1.3575 | 0.04521 | 179 | 127 | 40 | 12 |
337 | This next piece is for the critic who called me a 'lightweight.' | 1.3571 | 0.03886 | 224 | 156 | 56 | 12 |
338 | This next piece is by my two-year-old toddler. | 1.3571 | 0.04328 | 210 | 152 | 41 | 17 |
339 | And now, a touching musical tribute to the great Muhammad Ali. | 1.3568 | 0.04437 | 213 | 157 | 36 | 20 |
340 | And now for a few of my greatest hits... | 1.3565 | 0.04292 | 216 | 157 | 41 | 18 |
341 | This one was written by my three-year-old | 1.3565 | 0.04292 | 216 | 157 | 41 | 18 |
342 | I will now play the theme from Rocky as it was meant to be played. | 1.3564 | 0.04392 | 202 | 146 | 40 | 16 |
343 | Oh, I wouldn't say that I "tickle" the ivories. | 1.3561 | 0.04508 | 205 | 151 | 35 | 19 |
344 | This will be easy, tying my tie was the difficult task. | 1.3561 | 0.04178 | 205 | 145 | 47 | 13 |
345 | I float like a butterfly and sting like a B-sharp. | 1.3560 | 0.04509 | 191 | 138 | 38 | 15 |
346 | I was misled about how duelling pianos worked. | 1.3558 | 0.04247 | 208 | 149 | 44 | 15 |
347 | I feel like I'm fighting the music. | 1.3558 | 0.04302 | 208 | 150 | 42 | 16 |
348 | And now the Minuet in C, C sharp, D, D sharp, E, F, F sharp | 1.3558 | 0.04461 | 208 | 153 | 36 | 19 |
349 | Turns out the ivories prefer to be roughed up a little. | 1.3554 | 0.03960 | 242 | 174 | 50 | 18 |
350 | I'd like to dedicate this next piece to my wife of 36 years. | 1.3553 | 0.04411 | 197 | 142 | 40 | 15 |
351 | And now for something a little more dissonant. | 1.3550 | 0.04247 | 200 | 142 | 45 | 13 |
352 | This one's called "Eine Kleine Knockout-musik." | 1.3550 | 0.04421 | 200 | 145 | 39 | 16 |
353 | You wanna come up here and say that? | 1.3548 | 0.04325 | 217 | 159 | 39 | 19 |
354 | Now I'd like to pound out some old favorites. | 1.3548 | 0.04123 | 217 | 155 | 47 | 15 |
355 | And now a little-known piece by John Cage. | 1.3547 | 0.04645 | 203 | 152 | 30 | 21 |
356 | And now, Cacophony Number 9 in E minor. | 1.3547 | 0.04204 | 203 | 144 | 46 | 13 |
357 | I call it pugilissimo. | 1.3545 | 0.04134 | 220 | 158 | 46 | 16 |
358 | If you’re looking for treble, you found it. | 1.3542 | 0.04303 | 192 | 136 | 44 | 12 |
359 | This next exuberant piece dates to Mozart's toddler years. | 1.3541 | 0.04284 | 209 | 151 | 42 | 16 |
360 | And now for some Rockymaninoff. | 1.3538 | 0.04380 | 195 | 140 | 41 | 14 |
361 | I like to play this one Pugilisimo | 1.3538 | 0.04080 | 212 | 150 | 49 | 13 |
362 | We're recording this one as a boxed set. | 1.3537 | 0.04019 | 229 | 164 | 49 | 16 |
363 | You should a looked out for me Charlie. I could a been a conductor. | 1.3535 | 0.04508 | 198 | 145 | 36 | 17 |
364 | Tonight I’d like to play a medley of my hits. | 1.3535 | 0.04334 | 198 | 142 | 42 | 14 |
365 | Wait...wait...for the punch line! | 1.3535 | 0.04334 | 198 | 142 | 42 | 14 |
366 | I miss the days when just tickling the ivory was enough. | 1.3535 | 0.04251 | 215 | 156 | 42 | 17 |
367 | Go ahead. Ask me to play Piano Man. I want you to. | 1.3532 | 0.04346 | 201 | 145 | 41 | 15 |
368 | This should settle the score! | 1.3529 | 0.04068 | 221 | 158 | 48 | 15 |
369 | My first selection is "Blunt Force Trauma, in E-Minor." | 1.3527 | 0.04138 | 241 | 178 | 41 | 22 |
370 | I've always loved dueling pianos. | 1.3527 | 0.04419 | 207 | 152 | 37 | 18 |
371 | I strongly urge everyone to turn off their cell phone! | 1.3527 | 0.04365 | 207 | 151 | 39 | 17 |
372 | This tune should ring a bell. | 1.3526 | 0.04581 | 190 | 139 | 35 | 16 |
373 | And finally, the theme from Rocky. | 1.3524 | 0.04373 | 210 | 154 | 38 | 18 |
374 | And now J.S. Bach's – The Ill-Tempered Clavier | 1.3523 | 0.04348 | 193 | 138 | 42 | 13 |
375 | Piano Concerto by Pugilini | 1.3522 | 0.04052 | 230 | 166 | 47 | 17 |
376 | Oh! You meant BACH'S music? | 1.3518 | 0.04545 | 199 | 147 | 34 | 18 |
377 | This next piece is called Sonata in C, D, E, F, G, and B Flat Minor. | 1.3516 | 0.04659 | 182 | 133 | 34 | 15 |
378 | Well, fine, I don't think you're a very good audience. | 1.3515 | 0.04440 | 202 | 148 | 37 | 17 |
379 | I'm just going to punch it up a bit. | 1.3515 | 0.04094 | 202 | 142 | 49 | 11 |
380 | And now, as promised, a knockout performance | 1.3514 | 0.04152 | 222 | 161 | 44 | 17 |
381 | Welcome to an evening of mixed martial arts and music. | 1.3514 | 0.04103 | 222 | 160 | 46 | 16 |
382 | For my next number, I’ll need a volunteer from the audience.... | 1.3512 | 0.04053 | 205 | 144 | 50 | 11 |
383 | Now for my knockout finale. | 1.3512 | 0.04338 | 205 | 149 | 40 | 16 |
384 | And now, for a rather punchy tune . . . | 1.3511 | 0.04425 | 188 | 135 | 40 | 13 |
385 | And now... a medley of my favorite hits | 1.3509 | 0.04075 | 228 | 165 | 46 | 17 |
386 | I wish to prove wrong the critic who said I played as if I were wearing boxing gloves | 1.3509 | 0.03830 | 228 | 160 | 56 | 12 |
387 | And now for something with a bit of a punch. | 1.3508 | 0.04183 | 191 | 134 | 47 | 10 |
388 | Hey, don't laugh. It's a lot easier than Chief of Staff. | 1.3507 | 0.04250 | 211 | 153 | 42 | 16 |
389 | 'I'd like to dedicate this next number to my ex-wife." | 1.3505 | 0.04510 | 194 | 142 | 36 | 16 |
390 | This next tune was written by Mike Tyson, who, I'm told, plays by ear. | 1.3504 | 0.03738 | 254 | 181 | 57 | 16 |
391 | And now for a punchy tune! | 1.3502 | 0.04115 | 217 | 156 | 46 | 15 |
392 | I float like a butterfly and sting like B flat. | 1.3500 | 0.04413 | 200 | 146 | 38 | 16 |
393 | And to conclude tonight's program of heavyweight composers... | 1.3500 | 0.04057 | 200 | 140 | 50 | 10 |
394 | Could someone please straighten my tie? | 1.3500 | 0.04355 | 200 | 145 | 40 | 15 |
395 | And now, “Flight of the butterfly, by Muhammad Ali. | 1.3500 | 0.04413 | 200 | 146 | 38 | 16 |
396 | My record against Bartok is 10 wins, 2 losses, and one audience walkout. | 1.3498 | 0.04137 | 223 | 162 | 44 | 17 |
397 | It's hard to follow a banjo-playing elephant | 1.3498 | 0.04195 | 203 | 145 | 45 | 13 |
398 | This next one's not subtle, but it's powerful. | 1.3496 | 0.03799 | 226 | 158 | 57 | 11 |
399 | Anyone want to critique my performance now | 1.3491 | 0.04127 | 212 | 152 | 46 | 14 |
400 | This piece is called Requiem for the Presidency. | 1.3487 | 0.04549 | 195 | 144 | 34 | 17 |
401 | This is a punchy little number. | 1.3484 | 0.03958 | 221 | 157 | 51 | 13 |
402 | One more comment like that and these gloves are coming off. | 1.3480 | 0.04235 | 204 | 147 | 43 | 14 |
403 | I'm sorry. All I know are fight songs. | 1.3480 | 0.04178 | 204 | 146 | 45 | 13 |
404 | From my boxed set of recordings. | 1.3480 | 0.04348 | 204 | 149 | 39 | 16 |
405 | And now, 'How I Feel About The Little Drummer Boy.' | 1.3478 | 0.04092 | 230 | 168 | 44 | 18 |
406 | And now for another piece composed by Donald J Trump | 1.3478 | 0.04183 | 230 | 170 | 40 | 20 |
407 | I will now demonstrate how to knock out a tune. | 1.3478 | 0.04680 | 184 | 136 | 32 | 16 |
408 | This next piece is called "Fight of the Bumblebee." | 1.3476 | 0.04468 | 210 | 157 | 33 | 20 |
409 | Well, on the plus side, it’s only a MINUTE Waltz. | 1.3476 | 0.04205 | 210 | 152 | 43 | 15 |
410 | This one is for you mother | 1.3476 | 0.04519 | 210 | 158 | 31 | 21 |
411 | I’ve finished writing the verses, but I still need the right hook. | 1.3474 | 0.04320 | 213 | 157 | 38 | 18 |
412 | See if you can name this one! | 1.3472 | 0.03964 | 216 | 153 | 51 | 12 |
413 | Trust me. It’s all in the wrist. | 1.3469 | 0.04353 | 196 | 142 | 40 | 14 |
414 | You'll find this next piece has a little extra punch. | 1.3464 | 0.04500 | 179 | 129 | 38 | 12 |
415 | I'm done tickling the ivories. | 1.3460 | 0.04135 | 211 | 152 | 45 | 14 |
416 | Let's have a clean fugue, and no hitting below middle C. | 1.3458 | 0.04303 | 214 | 158 | 38 | 18 |
417 | I'm done with tickling the ivories. | 1.3456 | 0.04055 | 217 | 156 | 47 | 14 |
418 | I’m a professional. Please don’t try this at home. | 1.3454 | 0.04381 | 194 | 141 | 39 | 14 |
419 | I will now play our new national anthem. | 1.3454 | 0.04618 | 194 | 145 | 31 | 18 |
420 | Could I ask someone to retrieve the mouthguard from the soundboard? | 1.3452 | 0.04274 | 197 | 142 | 42 | 13 |
421 | The insurance on my hands hasn’t been processed yet. | 1.3448 | 0.04358 | 203 | 149 | 38 | 16 |
422 | And now, for something a little less intricate. | 1.3448 | 0.04301 | 203 | 148 | 40 | 15 |
423 | Tickling isn't what these ivories like. | 1.3447 | 0.04201 | 206 | 149 | 43 | 14 |
424 | This next piece was written by Victor Borge. | 1.3445 | 0.04047 | 209 | 149 | 48 | 12 |
425 | Now, a brief interlude while I make a momentous career choice. | 1.3443 | 0.04172 | 212 | 154 | 43 | 15 |
426 | First, I thought I'd knock out a few show tunes. | 1.3440 | 0.03987 | 218 | 156 | 49 | 13 |
427 | I'm prepared to defend tonight's choice of music. | 1.3438 | 0.04162 | 224 | 165 | 41 | 18 |
428 | This piece comes from the West Wing of the White House. | 1.3438 | 0.04210 | 224 | 166 | 39 | 19 |
429 | Everyone else tickles the ivories" | 1.3438 | 0.04220 | 192 | 137 | 44 | 11 |
430 | I could've been a contender if it weren't for those damn piano lessons. | 1.3436 | 0.04112 | 195 | 138 | 47 | 10 |
431 | I will now play a combo of Mozart Concertos in A minor, D minor, and G major. | 1.3435 | 0.04131 | 230 | 170 | 41 | 19 |
432 | Excuse me while I knock out a few songs. | 1.3434 | 0.04316 | 198 | 144 | 40 | 14 |
433 | I only play the hits | 1.3433 | 0.04385 | 201 | 148 | 37 | 16 |
434 | This won't be pretty. | 1.3433 | 0.04328 | 201 | 147 | 39 | 15 |
435 | I haven't practiced this piece much. I figured I'd just knock it out. | 1.3431 | 0.04111 | 204 | 146 | 46 | 12 |
436 | Beethoven’s 9th Round | 1.3430 | 0.04295 | 207 | 152 | 39 | 16 |
437 | I will now play Chopin's Nocturne in Be-Flattened. | 1.3430 | 0.04240 | 207 | 151 | 41 | 15 |
438 | My next piece is Piano Sonata No. 8 in somewhere between A Minor and E Major." | 1.3429 | 0.04409 | 210 | 157 | 34 | 19 |
439 | For my next piece I’ll play Cacophony in D minor. | 1.3429 | 0.04357 | 210 | 156 | 36 | 18 |
440 | Now for my biggest hit | 1.3427 | 0.04261 | 213 | 157 | 39 | 17 |
441 | Indeed, I did not quit my day job. | 1.3427 | 0.04313 | 213 | 158 | 37 | 18 |
442 | My next piece is entitled..."To Hell With Nuance" . | 1.3426 | 0.04219 | 216 | 159 | 40 | 17 |
443 | My next piece is dedicated to that miserable, heartless, brainless critic in the fifth row center, who had the Gaul to say I played with a heavy hand. | 1.3426 | 0.04219 | 216 | 159 | 40 | 17 |
444 | If you grew up on the streets of Philadelphia, you'll certainly appreciate this next piece. | 1.3422 | 0.04425 | 187 | 136 | 38 | 13 |
445 | I gift from my piano teacher just moment ago. | 1.3422 | 0.04334 | 225 | 170 | 33 | 22 |
446 | I would like to play a little song I wrote that goes nothing like this. | 1.3422 | 0.04146 | 225 | 166 | 41 | 18 |
447 | I thought this piece could use a little more punch. | 1.3420 | 0.04202 | 193 | 138 | 44 | 11 |
448 | Oh, sure, when Glenn Gould does it it's 'eccentric,' but when I do it you say 'Larry has dementia pugilistica.' | 1.3420 | 0.04512 | 193 | 143 | 34 | 16 |
449 | Ladies and gentlemen, I've had a request for the theme from Rocky. | 1.3416 | 0.04310 | 202 | 148 | 39 | 15 |
450 | And for the finale, here’s a little something that my 3 year old banged out. | 1.3415 | 0.04094 | 205 | 147 | 46 | 12 |
451 | Tonight The 1812 Overture. Just the cannons firing part. | 1.3413 | 0.04635 | 167 | 121 | 35 | 11 |
452 | I'm going to regale you folks with a few of my best hits. | 1.3412 | 0.04071 | 211 | 152 | 46 | 13 |
453 | Hecklers are welcome to join me onstage. | 1.3412 | 0.04234 | 211 | 155 | 40 | 16 |
454 | And now, Sonata for Ali. | 1.3411 | 0.04244 | 214 | 158 | 39 | 17 |
455 | And now for a punchy little number. | 1.3410 | 0.04099 | 217 | 158 | 44 | 15 |
456 | And now for some of my boxer shorts. | 1.3410 | 0.04202 | 217 | 160 | 40 | 17 |
457 | And now, I’ll be playing the hits. | 1.3407 | 0.04506 | 182 | 133 | 36 | 13 |
458 | My money's on the piano. | 1.3406 | 0.03900 | 229 | 165 | 50 | 14 |
459 | It says forte. | 1.3403 | 0.03937 | 238 | 174 | 47 | 17 |
460 | Rocky-maninoff . | 1.3402 | 0.04492 | 194 | 144 | 34 | 16 |
461 | We now present a medley of "Madame Butterfly" and "Flight of the Bumblebee" as performed by Muhammad Ali. | 1.3402 | 0.04247 | 194 | 140 | 42 | 12 |
462 | Now, I’d like to hit you with something new! | 1.3401 | 0.04078 | 197 | 140 | 47 | 10 |
463 | And in the final movement, I take off the gloves and just go wild. | 1.3401 | 0.04384 | 197 | 145 | 37 | 15 |
464 | For you, Mr. President, very large clumps of only white keys. | 1.3400 | 0.04395 | 200 | 148 | 36 | 16 |
465 | I play by ear. | 1.3400 | 0.04160 | 200 | 144 | 44 | 12 |
466 | This is The Bad-Tempered Clavier | 1.3399 | 0.04567 | 203 | 154 | 29 | 20 |
467 | My next piece is George Foreman's concerto for pianos with really fat keys. | 1.3398 | 0.04358 | 206 | 153 | 36 | 17 |
468 | Does anyone else have any criticism? | 1.3397 | 0.04150 | 209 | 152 | 43 | 14 |
469 | I give you Rockymaninoff. | 1.3396 | 0.04270 | 212 | 157 | 38 | 17 |
470 | Would someone be a darling and light my candelabra? | 1.3395 | 0.04227 | 215 | 159 | 39 | 17 |
471 | This next one, I'll play by ear. | 1.3394 | 0.04031 | 218 | 158 | 46 | 14 |
472 | Will someone hit the bell? | 1.3394 | 0.04045 | 221 | 161 | 45 | 15 |
473 | Now I’d like to knock out a little tune for you. | 1.3394 | 0.03994 | 221 | 160 | 47 | 14 |
474 | And now, ladies and gentlemen, I shall take a jab at the piano | 1.3392 | 0.03717 | 227 | 160 | 57 | 10 |
475 | I had to fight for this gig. | 1.3391 | 0.03886 | 230 | 166 | 50 | 14 |
476 | This one's got a great hook. | 1.3387 | 0.04499 | 186 | 137 | 35 | 14 |
477 | Rachmaninoff’s Concerto No. 2,” with all notes performed simultaneously. | 1.3385 | 0.04352 | 195 | 143 | 38 | 14 |
478 | Another knockout performance. | 1.3384 | 0.04185 | 198 | 143 | 43 | 12 |
479 | Next up, Theme From Rocky. | 1.3384 | 0.04061 | 198 | 141 | 47 | 10 |
480 | Opus 12, Round 7 | 1.3383 | 0.04319 | 201 | 148 | 38 | 15 |
481 | And now for "Rhapsody in Black and Blue" | 1.3383 | 0.04202 | 201 | 146 | 42 | 13 |
482 | I'll play your request, maam, but for future reference it's "*Flight* of the Bumblebee" | 1.3382 | 0.04331 | 204 | 151 | 37 | 16 |
483 | This tune is dedicated to the President | 1.3382 | 0.04218 | 204 | 149 | 41 | 14 |
484 | I will finish with my own composition, “Fight of the Bumblebee.” | 1.3382 | 0.04286 | 207 | 153 | 38 | 16 |
485 | I fought the song and the song won | 1.3380 | 0.04406 | 213 | 161 | 32 | 20 |
486 | This next piece is played in twelve rounds. | 1.3380 | 0.04039 | 213 | 154 | 46 | 13 |
487 | Here’s a little number I recently knocked out. | 1.3379 | 0.04016 | 219 | 159 | 46 | 14 |
488 | This next piece is gonna knock you out. | 1.3377 | 0.04100 | 228 | 169 | 41 | 18 |
489 | This next one is a punchy little tune….” | 1.3377 | 0.04100 | 228 | 169 | 41 | 18 |
490 | And now for something a little punchier... | 1.3376 | 0.03613 | 237 | 167 | 60 | 10 |
491 | How can I play with that bright light in my eyes? | 1.3368 | 0.04491 | 190 | 141 | 34 | 15 |
492 | And this one's for Mother, who made me practice... | 1.3367 | 0.04288 | 199 | 146 | 39 | 14 |
493 | Yes - It's Rocky the Musical | 1.3365 | 0.04214 | 208 | 153 | 40 | 15 |
494 | Sorry, I only do fight songs. | 1.3365 | 0.03892 | 211 | 150 | 51 | 10 |
495 | This next number is really going to knock you out. | 1.3364 | 0.03913 | 214 | 153 | 50 | 11 |
496 | And now a childhood favorite. | 1.3364 | 0.04077 | 214 | 156 | 44 | 14 |
497 | For my next number I am going to really pound the keys. | 1.3364 | 0.04143 | 217 | 160 | 41 | 16 |
498 | The next piece is dedicated to my former agent | 1.3364 | 0.03948 | 220 | 159 | 48 | 13 |
499 | My next piece is Mozart's Piano Concerto 22 in E Flat Major. Unfortunately, you will not recognize it. | 1.3363 | 0.03964 | 223 | 162 | 47 | 14 |
500 | and now, from the ring cycle... | 1.3362 | 0.04183 | 232 | 175 | 36 | 21 |
501 | Round 4 will be Chopin | 1.3362 | 0.04010 | 235 | 174 | 43 | 18 |
502 | This is from my greatest hits album. | 1.3352 | 0.04427 | 182 | 133 | 37 | 12 |
503 | Did I hear a request for a fight song? | 1.3351 | 0.04218 | 191 | 138 | 42 | 11 |
504 | And now, Eine Kleine Nacht Out Musi | 1.3351 | 0.04422 | 194 | 144 | 35 | 15 |
505 | I'd like to play you some Rocky-maninoff | 1.3350 | 0.04270 | 200 | 147 | 39 | 14 |
506 | Next I will play a special piece for Boxing Day. | 1.3350 | 0.04126 | 206 | 150 | 43 | 13 |
507 | And now, J.S. Bach's BAD-Tempered Clavier. | 1.3349 | 0.04208 | 212 | 157 | 39 | 16 |
508 | I'm warning you coughers, one more sound and the gloves are coming off. | 1.3349 | 0.04261 | 212 | 158 | 37 | 17 |
509 | That’s the last time I write “OK” to my dyslexic agent. | 1.3349 | 0.04313 | 212 | 159 | 35 | 18 |
510 | And now a selection from my boxed set. | 1.3349 | 0.04313 | 212 | 159 | 35 | 18 |
511 | Just hitting a few notes | 1.3349 | 0.04007 | 215 | 156 | 46 | 13 |
512 | Play chopsticks”? I can’t even hold them | 1.3349 | 0.04127 | 218 | 161 | 41 | 16 |
513 | Now for a variation from Bach’s Bad-Tempered Clavier. | 1.3349 | 0.03862 | 218 | 156 | 51 | 11 |
514 | Because I'm tired of wrestling with my muse. | 1.3348 | 0.04098 | 224 | 166 | 41 | 17 |
515 | The score says attacca con forza. | 1.3348 | 0.04098 | 224 | 166 | 41 | 17 |
516 | And now, a little something from Punchini. | 1.3333 | 0.04321 | 204 | 152 | 36 | 16 |
517 | You'll recognize this next piece from my boxed set. | 1.3333 | 0.04092 | 228 | 170 | 40 | 18 |
518 | That's right, I've been playing the piano with my penis the whole time!" | 1.3333 | 0.04310 | 219 | 166 | 33 | 20 |
519 | This next piece is by TKO Bach. | 1.3333 | 0.04356 | 198 | 147 | 36 | 15 |
520 | And now for Philip Glass's ode to Ali. | 1.3333 | 0.04347 | 213 | 161 | 33 | 19 |
521 | My next composition is played in twelve 3 minute rounds. | 1.3333 | 0.04244 | 213 | 159 | 37 | 17 |
522 | I shall legato like a butterfly and staccato like a bee.' | 1.3333 | 0.04287 | 210 | 157 | 36 | 17 |
523 | And now, "Float Like a Butterfly, Sting Like a B-flat" | 1.3333 | 0.04252 | 201 | 148 | 39 | 14 |
524 | If Trump can claim he always tells the truth, I can claim the following is a symphony. | 1.3333 | 0.04296 | 198 | 146 | 38 | 14 |
525 | GGGGGEEEEEEETTTTTT RRRREEEAAAAADDDDY TO RACHMANINOFF!!! | 1.3333 | 0.04084 | 213 | 156 | 43 | 14 |
526 | You might have heard Chopsticks before, but I’m about to punch it up a little | 1.3333 | 0.04281 | 195 | 143 | 39 | 13 |
527 | My next piece is played in three minute rounds. | 1.3333 | 0.04521 | 195 | 147 | 31 | 17 |
528 | This piece calls for more force and less precision. | 1.3333 | 0.04113 | 198 | 143 | 44 | 11 |
529 | And now a little something from the Ring Cycle. | 1.3333 | 0.04098 | 216 | 159 | 42 | 15 |
530 | And now, the Tyson Variations. | 1.3333 | 0.04208 | 204 | 150 | 40 | 14 |
531 | For the sake of all of us, let us hope I wake up from this nightmare any time now. | 1.3319 | 0.04131 | 232 | 175 | 37 | 20 |
532 | My next melody is called Whack-a-Mole | 1.3319 | 0.03969 | 226 | 166 | 45 | 15 |
533 | Pianist? I thought you asked for a pugilist...! | 1.3318 | 0.04006 | 223 | 164 | 44 | 15 |
534 | Is there a volunteer to flip the music sheet? | 1.3318 | 0.04056 | 223 | 165 | 42 | 16 |
535 | Float like Madame Butterfly, sting like Flight of the Bumblebee. | 1.3318 | 0.04195 | 220 | 165 | 37 | 18 |
536 | We've had a request for "Hit Me With Your Best Shot." | 1.3318 | 0.04030 | 217 | 159 | 44 | 14 |
537 | I call this one 'Beethoven's Fifth Round.' | 1.3318 | 0.04014 | 214 | 156 | 45 | 13 |
538 | This next song is a knockout. | 1.3318 | 0.03959 | 214 | 155 | 47 | 12 |
539 | I knocked out this piece in just ten minutes. | 1.3318 | 0.04053 | 211 | 154 | 44 | 13 |
540 | I will begin with Rhapsody in Ear Flat by Mike Tyson. | 1.3318 | 0.04270 | 211 | 158 | 36 | 17 |
541 | And now for something modern. | 1.3318 | 0.04216 | 211 | 157 | 38 | 16 |
542 | This is from my box set. | 1.3317 | 0.04259 | 208 | 155 | 37 | 16 |
543 | I call it, “Rhapsody in Black and Blue.” | 1.3317 | 0.03956 | 205 | 147 | 48 | 10 |
544 | My parole officer wasn’t clear on the type of community services I’d be performing tonight. | 1.3317 | 0.04175 | 202 | 148 | 41 | 13 |
545 | This piece was composed when Mozart was only two. | 1.3317 | 0.04218 | 199 | 146 | 40 | 13 |
546 | Any requests, Mister President? | 1.3317 | 0.04395 | 199 | 149 | 34 | 16 |
547 | I'm just going to knock out a couple of tunes. | 1.3316 | 0.04443 | 196 | 147 | 33 | 16 |
548 | I now present "The Fight of the Bumblebee" | 1.3316 | 0.04501 | 196 | 148 | 31 | 17 |
549 | I will now play "An etude for two fists, in three rounds" | 1.3316 | 0.04245 | 193 | 141 | 40 | 12 |
550 | This piano is going down by the second movement. | 1.3316 | 0.04308 | 193 | 142 | 38 | 13 |
551 | Ladies and gentlemen, I am so sorry, I just realized that these are my violin gloves. | 1.3316 | 0.04355 | 190 | 140 | 37 | 13 |
552 | It’s my reminder to think outside the Bachs. | 1.3316 | 0.04468 | 187 | 139 | 34 | 14 |
553 | Here's something I pounded out just this morning. | 1.3304 | 0.03870 | 230 | 168 | 48 | 14 |
554 | Not to worry, folks. It’s a player piano. | 1.3304 | 0.04090 | 224 | 167 | 40 | 17 |
555 | Piano no problem. Tying bow tie is a totally different challenge. | 1.3303 | 0.04129 | 221 | 165 | 39 | 17 |
556 | For this next piece, I’ll be taking the gloves off! | 1.3303 | 0.03853 | 218 | 157 | 50 | 11 |
557 | And now I will play all the keys at the same time. | 1.3302 | 0.04158 | 215 | 160 | 39 | 16 |
558 | And for my next piece, I'll add a blindfold as well! | 1.3302 | 0.03998 | 215 | 157 | 45 | 13 |
559 | Here are some of my greatest hits. | 1.3302 | 0.04158 | 215 | 160 | 39 | 16 |
560 | The music critic said my last performance lacked punch | 1.3302 | 0.04037 | 212 | 155 | 44 | 13 |
561 | All That Jabz. | 1.3301 | 0.04173 | 206 | 152 | 40 | 14 |
562 | This is my fight song. | 1.3300 | 0.04318 | 200 | 149 | 36 | 15 |
563 | Let’s get ready to rrrrubato! | 1.3300 | 0.04318 | 200 | 149 | 36 | 15 |
564 | For this next number I’d like to punch it up a bit. | 1.3299 | 0.04098 | 194 | 140 | 44 | 10 |
565 | And now "Flight of the Rhinoceros." | 1.3299 | 0.04472 | 194 | 146 | 32 | 16 |
566 | This sonata is called, “Yo, Adrian.” | 1.3297 | 0.04484 | 182 | 135 | 34 | 13 |
567 | And now, a selection of greatest hits. | 1.3288 | 0.04063 | 222 | 165 | 41 | 16 |
568 | This next tune has quite a punch to it. | 1.3288 | 0.03910 | 222 | 162 | 47 | 13 |
569 | Next is a punchy little tune I wrote myself... | 1.3288 | 0.03838 | 219 | 158 | 50 | 11 |
570 | I'm asking you to please keep an open mind. | 1.3288 | 0.03946 | 219 | 160 | 46 | 13 |
571 | Now I shall play, 'The Fight of the Bumblebee'. | 1.3286 | 0.04129 | 213 | 158 | 40 | 15 |
572 | I'd like to dedicate the next song to my ex-wife. Trudy, this one's for you. | 1.3286 | 0.04021 | 213 | 156 | 44 | 13 |
573 | And now, for my next cacophony... | 1.3285 | 0.03924 | 207 | 149 | 48 | 10 |
574 | And in this corner, playing in at 185 lbs., ... | 1.3285 | 0.04099 | 207 | 152 | 42 | 13 |
575 | And how am I supposed to turn the page? | 1.3284 | 0.04140 | 204 | 150 | 41 | 13 |
576 | I call this one, “A Fistful of Keys.” | 1.3283 | 0.04103 | 198 | 144 | 43 | 11 |
577 | I’m told this next piece is a knockout. | 1.3283 | 0.04404 | 198 | 149 | 33 | 16 |
578 | You've heard the theme. Now it's time for the variations. | 1.3282 | 0.04511 | 195 | 148 | 30 | 17 |
579 | _Pass the tip jar and the gloves come off. | 1.3282 | 0.04271 | 195 | 144 | 38 | 13 |
580 | I composed this next piece when I was two. | 1.3281 | 0.04123 | 192 | 139 | 43 | 10 |
581 | This is a new piece I've worked out. Beethoven's fifth round. | 1.3280 | 0.04166 | 189 | 137 | 42 | 10 |
582 | And now, if I may, my rendition of “Hail to the Chief”. | 1.3280 | 0.04852 | 186 | 145 | 21 | 20 |
583 | I shall toy with him throughout the adagio, then knock him out in the sonata. | 1.3276 | 0.03642 | 232 | 166 | 56 | 10 |
584 | The next piece is my first composition. I first played it at the age of 6 months. My mother named it "Knock it off". | 1.3275 | 0.03925 | 229 | 169 | 45 | 15 |
585 | I'd like to play you a little something I wrote when I was two and a half. | 1.3275 | 0.03876 | 229 | 168 | 47 | 14 |
586 | And now, the Hammerklavier Sonata like it's never been hammered before. | 1.3274 | 0.03895 | 223 | 163 | 47 | 13 |
587 | Okay Jim, you got this. Float like a butterfly, sting like a B flat. | 1.3274 | 0.03946 | 223 | 164 | 45 | 14 |
588 | Has anyone seen my mouth guard? | 1.3274 | 0.03895 | 223 | 163 | 47 | 13 |
589 | Next I'll perform a few classical hits. | 1.3273 | 0.03931 | 220 | 161 | 46 | 13 |
590 | I'll begin our evening of Wagner with 15 rounds in The Ring. | 1.3271 | 0.03950 | 214 | 156 | 46 | 12 |
591 | And here's a little something that I knocked out this afternoon... | 1.3270 | 0.03987 | 211 | 154 | 45 | 12 |
592 | I will now float like a butterfly and sting in B. | 1.3270 | 0.04261 | 211 | 159 | 35 | 17 |
593 | This is by Liszton. | 1.3270 | 0.04099 | 211 | 156 | 41 | 14 |
594 | For tonight's encore, I am pleased to present to you 'Fight of the Bumblebee' | 1.3269 | 0.03967 | 208 | 151 | 46 | 11 |
595 | And now for a punchy little tune... | 1.3269 | 0.04083 | 208 | 153 | 42 | 13 |
596 | I'd like to dedicate this encore to my parents, who forced me to play piano, when I would have preferred then, as now, to be doing something else. | 1.3269 | 0.04304 | 208 | 157 | 34 | 17 |
597 | This next piece is from Beethoven's welterweight period. | 1.3267 | 0.04106 | 202 | 148 | 42 | 12 |
598 | I will next perform Rachmaninoff's piano concerto No. 2, in the key of B-flat, A-flat and D-sharp. | 1.3267 | 0.04339 | 202 | 152 | 34 | 16 |
599 | The next piece is scheduled to go four rounds. | 1.3266 | 0.04023 | 199 | 144 | 45 | 10 |
600 | I will now play "Fight of the Bumblebee." | 1.3264 | 0.04170 | 193 | 141 | 41 | 11 |
601 | This is from Beethoven's fist. | 1.3264 | 0.04360 | 193 | 144 | 35 | 14 |
602 | Yo, Adrian--this sonata's for you. | 1.3264 | 0.03945 | 239 | 179 | 42 | 18 |
603 | Here's a mashup I call "Eine kleine Nacht-out-musik." | 1.3263 | 0.04280 | 190 | 140 | 38 | 12 |
604 | And for my next round... | 1.3262 | 0.04122 | 187 | 135 | 43 | 9 |
605 | I call this next piece 'Losing a Bet' | 1.3261 | 0.04638 | 184 | 140 | 28 | 16 |
606 | You're in for a knockout performance tonight. | 1.3260 | 0.03795 | 227 | 165 | 50 | 12 |
607 | Let's knock out some tunes! | 1.3260 | 0.04043 | 227 | 170 | 40 | 17 |
608 | Who clapped? | 1.3258 | 0.04331 | 178 | 130 | 38 | 10 |
609 | And now for Beethoven's Ninth Round. | 1.3255 | 0.03914 | 212 | 154 | 47 | 11 |
610 | I call it my Concerto in 10 Rounds. | 1.3255 | 0.04082 | 212 | 157 | 41 | 14 |
611 | And now the theme music from 'ROCKY' the way it was meant to be heard. | 1.3254 | 0.04122 | 209 | 155 | 40 | 14 |
612 | That last Christmas concerto was by Rachmaninoff. And a now a little something for Boxing Day. | 1.3252 | 0.04331 | 206 | 156 | 33 | 17 |
613 | It’s hammer time! | 1.3251 | 0.04320 | 203 | 153 | 34 | 16 |
614 | And now for "The Ill-Tempered Clavier". | 1.3251 | 0.04264 | 203 | 152 | 36 | 15 |
615 | I need another page-turner. | 1.3250 | 0.04423 | 200 | 152 | 31 | 17 |
616 | I am practicing for the White House New Year’s party. | 1.3250 | 0.04130 | 200 | 147 | 41 | 12 |
617 | The next piece is my own take on "Chopsticks" -- I call it "Logs." | 1.3250 | 0.03943 | 200 | 144 | 47 | 9 |
618 | And now for the main event. Brahm's Requiem for a Heavyweight. | 1.3250 | 0.04006 | 200 | 145 | 45 | 10 |
619 | I thought the conductor said he wanted a little more punch? | 1.3249 | 0.03981 | 197 | 142 | 46 | 9 |
620 | A little help please. My fly is open. | 1.3249 | 0.04110 | 197 | 144 | 42 | 11 |
621 | And now, I will play the theme from Rocky as it was originally composed. | 1.3248 | 0.03717 | 234 | 170 | 52 | 12 |
622 | At your request: Tyson's "Fight of the Bumblebee" | 1.3246 | 0.04195 | 191 | 140 | 40 | 11 |
623 | Tonight’s bout will be a twelve rondo. | 1.3245 | 0.04104 | 188 | 136 | 43 | 9 |
624 | I'd like to start with the second movement, third round. | 1.3243 | 0.03741 | 222 | 160 | 52 | 10 |
625 | Let’s get ready to pianooooooooooooooo | 1.3242 | 0.03989 | 219 | 162 | 43 | 14 |
626 | And now, my Muhammad Ali concerto in, well, every key at once. | 1.3242 | 0.04144 | 219 | 165 | 37 | 17 |
627 | Let me just knock out a couple of tunes for you. | 1.3241 | 0.03692 | 216 | 154 | 54 | 8 |
628 | Mesdames et Messieurs, la sonate pour Donald Trump. | 1.3239 | 0.04120 | 213 | 159 | 39 | 15 |
629 | I guess it's time to take the gloves off. | 1.3239 | 0.04120 | 213 | 159 | 39 | 15 |
630 | All a song needs is a good hook. | 1.3238 | 0.04215 | 210 | 158 | 36 | 16 |
631 | This Will Be A Knockout Performance | 1.3238 | 0.03697 | 210 | 149 | 54 | 7 |
632 | Tonight I'll begin with the Fight of the Bumble Bees. | 1.3238 | 0.04050 | 210 | 155 | 42 | 13 |
633 | The next piece is dedicated to my ex-wife who said I wasn't masculine enough. | 1.3238 | 0.04161 | 210 | 157 | 38 | 15 |
634 | A man hears what he wants to hear And disregards the rest | 1.3237 | 0.03914 | 207 | 150 | 47 | 10 |
635 | I no longer play by ear. | 1.3235 | 0.04130 | 204 | 151 | 40 | 13 |
636 | If you think this is bad, I'm also not wearing any pants. | 1.3235 | 0.04188 | 204 | 152 | 38 | 14 |
637 | Any requests for "Fight of the Bumblebee?" | 1.3235 | 0.03889 | 204 | 147 | 48 | 9 |
638 | I will now play something by Rocky Maninoff. | 1.3234 | 0.04290 | 201 | 151 | 35 | 15 |
639 | This is a punchy little tune... | 1.3234 | 0.04112 | 201 | 148 | 41 | 12 |
640 | I 'm sure they said I was to take on Wagner in the ring. | 1.3232 | 0.04215 | 198 | 147 | 38 | 13 |
641 | Next - Michael Jackson's "Beat It" | 1.3232 | 0.04092 | 198 | 145 | 42 | 11 |
642 | I pity the fugue! | 1.3232 | 0.04215 | 198 | 147 | 38 | 13 |
643 | I must warn you in advance about the crescendo. | 1.3231 | 0.03817 | 229 | 168 | 48 | 13 |
644 | And now ladies and gentleman “ The Trump Sonata.” | 1.3231 | 0.04200 | 229 | 176 | 32 | 21 |
645 | And to my critics, a sustained beating in D minor." | 1.3231 | 0.04260 | 195 | 145 | 37 | 13 |
646 | I've been fighting Beethoven all my life. | 1.3230 | 0.04001 | 226 | 169 | 41 | 16 |
647 | Now I will pummel the ivories. | 1.3230 | 0.03748 | 226 | 164 | 51 | 11 |
648 | And for my next selection. "The Fight of the Bumblebee" | 1.3230 | 0.03851 | 226 | 166 | 47 | 13 |
649 | Ohh, Bach? I thought you said "box". | 1.3229 | 0.03976 | 192 | 138 | 46 | 8 |
650 | I'm not the main event. | 1.3229 | 0.03937 | 223 | 165 | 44 | 14 |
651 | Did you say "boxer" or "Bach, Sir"?? | 1.3229 | 0.04088 | 223 | 168 | 38 | 17 |
652 | I thought you said play "box"' not play "Bach's"! | 1.3228 | 0.04542 | 189 | 144 | 29 | 16 |
653 | Observe, ladies and gentlemen, as I put the 'K.O.' back in Tchaikovsky. | 1.3227 | 0.04026 | 220 | 164 | 41 | 15 |
654 | Some people said my hands were too small to play piano. Not true. I'm a very good player. Nobody better than me at piano... | 1.3224 | 0.04050 | 214 | 159 | 41 | 14 |
655 | Once more, with feeling | 1.3224 | 0.04314 | 183 | 135 | 37 | 11 |
656 | Still, a man hears what he wants to hear, and disregards the rest. | 1.3223 | 0.03803 | 211 | 152 | 50 | 9 |
657 | And now Ladies and Gentlemen, a medley of my greatest hits. | 1.3222 | 0.04068 | 180 | 129 | 44 | 7 |
658 | And now a lullabye | 1.3221 | 0.04129 | 208 | 155 | 39 | 14 |
659 | I'm now going to play 'The Fight of the Bumblebee.' " | 1.3221 | 0.04015 | 208 | 153 | 43 | 12 |
660 | And now, a quick jab at Rachmaninoff. | 1.3221 | 0.04129 | 208 | 155 | 39 | 14 |
661 | I thought you said Box Prelude and Fugue. | 1.3220 | 0.04284 | 205 | 155 | 34 | 16 |
662 | In honor of our times I'm playing dischords. | 1.3218 | 0.04155 | 202 | 150 | 39 | 13 |
663 | The music was lovely, but the pianist was a bit heavy-handed. | 1.3218 | 0.04329 | 202 | 153 | 33 | 16 |
664 | You want me to come in one measure after the bell, right? | 1.3217 | 0.03803 | 230 | 169 | 48 | 13 |
665 | Alright, the next time someone throws a tomato, the gloves are coming off. | 1.3216 | 0.04136 | 199 | 147 | 40 | 12 |
666 | You might be surprised by how subtle and intricate this piece is. | 1.3216 | 0.04075 | 199 | 146 | 42 | 11 |
667 | And now let me punch out a tune. | 1.3216 | 0.04197 | 199 | 148 | 38 | 13 |
668 | He was told tickling the ivory is no longer workplace appropriate. | 1.3216 | 0.04012 | 199 | 145 | 44 | 10 |
669 | And now, a roundhouse from T.K.O. Bach. | 1.3216 | 0.04083 | 227 | 172 | 37 | 18 |
670 | Most players “tickle” , I choose to pummel. | 1.3214 | 0.03987 | 196 | 142 | 45 | 9 |
671 | This next song is a round. | 1.3214 | 0.03923 | 224 | 166 | 44 | 14 |
672 | I’ll now do my last hit | 1.3214 | 0.04023 | 224 | 168 | 40 | 16 |
673 | ...and now, "The Black and Blue Danube". | 1.3213 | 0.04061 | 221 | 166 | 39 | 16 |
674 | I call this next piece, "Pounding Headache". | 1.3211 | 0.04100 | 218 | 164 | 38 | 16 |
675 | How better to pound the ivories? | 1.3211 | 0.04202 | 190 | 140 | 39 | 11 |
676 | Next, one of the biggest hits of Rocky Moninoff. | 1.3211 | 0.04136 | 190 | 139 | 41 | 10 |
677 | I really don't think it's been properly tuned | 1.3209 | 0.03754 | 215 | 155 | 51 | 9 |
678 | Next I will be performing Rimsky-Korsakov's "Flight of the Bumblebee" in the style of Muhammad Ali. | 1.3209 | 0.03979 | 215 | 159 | 43 | 13 |
679 | And I'm wearing flippers. | 1.3209 | 0.03979 | 215 | 159 | 43 | 13 |
680 | Welcome to the Van Cliburn/Mike Tyson piano competition. | 1.3208 | 0.04127 | 212 | 159 | 38 | 15 |
681 | Now, an atonal piece. | 1.3208 | 0.04072 | 212 | 158 | 40 | 14 |
682 | Mendelssohn, Mozart, or Marciano? | 1.3208 | 0.04181 | 212 | 160 | 36 | 16 |
683 | The good thing is I finally stopped chewing my nails | 1.3208 | 0.04127 | 212 | 159 | 38 | 15 |
684 | This next one is going to be a round. | 1.3206 | 0.03941 | 209 | 153 | 45 | 11 |
685 | And now Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata...molto pugilissimo! | 1.3206 | 0.04112 | 209 | 156 | 39 | 14 |
686 | I"ll start with one of my greatest hits. | 1.3204 | 0.04198 | 181 | 132 | 40 | 9 |
687 | And now, "Float Like a Butterfly" in B Minor. | 1.3204 | 0.04154 | 206 | 154 | 38 | 14 |
688 | A pugilistic concerto in B flat. Round one. | 1.3204 | 0.03979 | 206 | 151 | 44 | 11 |
689 | This rendition will really knock you out. | 1.3204 | 0.03979 | 206 | 151 | 44 | 11 |
690 | Ladies and Gentlemen, I'm going to pound out a few numbers for you tonight. | 1.3202 | 0.03956 | 203 | 148 | 45 | 10 |
691 | I'm going to pound one out, now. | 1.3202 | 0.04137 | 203 | 151 | 39 | 13 |
692 | Anyone else want to face the music? | 1.3200 | 0.04298 | 200 | 151 | 34 | 15 |
693 | And for my final number, I present Concerto: The Thrilla in Manila, Round 4, in B flat | 1.3198 | 0.03620 | 222 | 159 | 55 | 8 |
694 | Now I’ll play for you a medley of hits. | 1.3198 | 0.04145 | 222 | 169 | 35 | 18 |
695 | I'll be going fifteen rondos. | 1.3198 | 0.04223 | 197 | 147 | 37 | 13 |
696 | Shall I hit it? | 1.3196 | 0.04084 | 219 | 165 | 38 | 16 |
697 | And now, the lovely Sonata in G-flat, composed by Michael Tyson | 1.3196 | 0.04075 | 194 | 142 | 42 | 10 |
698 | A brief pause while I respond to a recent review. | 1.3194 | 0.04123 | 216 | 163 | 37 | 16 |
699 | How about a fight song? | 1.3194 | 0.03853 | 216 | 158 | 47 | 11 |
700 | My next number is a knock out. | 1.3194 | 0.03853 | 216 | 158 | 47 | 11 |
701 | Tonight folks, I'm just going to knock out a little tune. . . | 1.3194 | 0.04313 | 191 | 143 | 35 | 13 |
702 | Next I'll play a John Cage adaption of the theme from the movie "Rocky". | 1.3194 | 0.04313 | 191 | 143 | 35 | 13 |
703 | OK, I get it, a little less forte. | 1.3192 | 0.03945 | 213 | 157 | 44 | 12 |
704 | And now, a collection of my greatest hits. | 1.3192 | 0.04110 | 213 | 160 | 38 | 15 |
705 | Next, I shall perform George Foreman's Symphony in A Minor | 1.3192 | 0.04110 | 213 | 160 | 38 | 15 |
706 | Paganini's Pugilisto In D Minor | 1.3191 | 0.04091 | 188 | 137 | 42 | 9 |
707 | And for my last number this evening, I'll be performing, "Rhapsody in Black And Blue." | 1.3188 | 0.04021 | 207 | 153 | 42 | 12 |
708 | I love playing Beethoven's 'Hammerklavier Sonata' | 1.3188 | 0.03903 | 207 | 151 | 46 | 10 |
709 | Well, this is unique. In the last one I was naked! | 1.3188 | 0.04021 | 207 | 153 | 42 | 12 |
710 | Well, this is going to be rocky. | 1.3188 | 0.04005 | 229 | 173 | 39 | 17 |
711 | And now, selections from "The Ring Cycle." | 1.3186 | 0.04001 | 204 | 150 | 43 | 11 |
712 | There will be no heckling tonight. | 1.3186 | 0.04001 | 204 | 150 | 43 | 11 |
713 | If I hear one more person request "Piano Man'", these gloves are coming off. | 1.3186 | 0.04061 | 204 | 151 | 41 | 12 |
714 | Brad was asked to knock out a tune. | 1.3186 | 0.04235 | 204 | 154 | 35 | 15 |
715 | And now, for your enjoyment....The Ring Cycle. | 1.3184 | 0.04450 | 201 | 155 | 28 | 18 |
716 | I can knock out any tune you name | 1.3184 | 0.03978 | 201 | 147 | 44 | 10 |
717 | This number will be a knockout! | 1.3184 | 0.03774 | 245 | 183 | 46 | 16 |
718 | And now, if you don't mind, I'd like to knock out a little Chopin. | 1.3180 | 0.03948 | 217 | 161 | 43 | 13 |
719 | I call this piece “Sonata for an Untuned Piano in A-flat minor through G major.” | 1.3178 | 0.04040 | 214 | 160 | 40 | 14 |
720 | Thank you to the White House Correspondents' Association for inviting me to perform at this year's Correspondents' Dinner. | 1.3177 | 0.04230 | 192 | 143 | 37 | 12 |
721 | I think I'm on the wrong stage. | 1.3176 | 0.03662 | 233 | 170 | 52 | 11 |
722 | Ladies and Gentlemen,'Beethoven's 5th Round'" | 1.3175 | 0.04023 | 211 | 157 | 41 | 13 |
723 | Now, 'The Tyson Variations.' | 1.3175 | 0.04188 | 211 | 160 | 35 | 16 |
724 | The record shows I took the blows And did it my way | 1.3173 | 0.04230 | 208 | 158 | 34 | 16 |
725 | This is it. This is the nightmare. | 1.3172 | 0.04169 | 227 | 175 | 32 | 20 |
726 | I call this "The Old One-Two." | 1.3172 | 0.03828 | 227 | 168 | 46 | 13 |
727 | NOW,CLAIR DI LUNE AS YOUVE NEVER HEARD IT PLAYED BEFORE. | 1.3172 | 0.04026 | 227 | 172 | 38 | 17 |
728 | Well, you said to make it more punchy! | 1.3171 | 0.03800 | 205 | 148 | 49 | 8 |
729 | Oh, 'boo' yourself! Let's see you try it! | 1.3171 | 0.04103 | 205 | 153 | 39 | 13 |
730 | And now a tune by Henry “Boom Boom” Mancini. | 1.3168 | 0.04144 | 202 | 151 | 38 | 13 |
731 | I guess I can try to knock out some tunes! | 1.3168 | 0.04084 | 202 | 150 | 40 | 12 |
732 | You want pianissimo? I'll give you pianissimo! | 1.3167 | 0.03949 | 221 | 165 | 42 | 14 |
733 | Folks, please remember, I am a professional. Do not try this at home. | 1.3167 | 0.03897 | 221 | 164 | 44 | 13 |
734 | So I promised the composer not to pull any punches. | 1.3163 | 0.04077 | 215 | 162 | 38 | 15 |
735 | Sir, I submit that you would not know a fugue if it hit you in the face. | 1.3163 | 0.04077 | 215 | 162 | 38 | 15 |
736 | Next, the World Premiere of "Get Your Ass Out of Bed!" composed this afternoon by my very own wife. | 1.3161 | 0.04275 | 193 | 145 | 35 | 13 |
737 | Ladies and gentleman, I will now play for you, "The Ill-Tempered Clavier" | 1.3160 | 0.04171 | 212 | 161 | 35 | 16 |
738 | My next piece is by Rocky Marcianinoff | 1.3160 | 0.04117 | 212 | 160 | 37 | 15 |
739 | Knock out a tune? | 1.3160 | 0.04117 | 212 | 160 | 37 | 15 |
740 | This next piece I call "The old one-two" | 1.3158 | 0.03989 | 209 | 155 | 42 | 12 |
741 | To anyone who didn't immediately recognize it, that was Tchaikovsky's Piano Concerto in B-flat Minor. | 1.3156 | 0.03949 | 225 | 169 | 41 | 15 |
742 | This might sound a little rocky. | 1.3155 | 0.04086 | 206 | 154 | 39 | 13 |
743 | And now, a rarely-performed work by an obscure composer ... | 1.3155 | 0.04027 | 206 | 153 | 41 | 12 |
744 | Does anyone else care to complain about my playing? | 1.3155 | 0.04200 | 206 | 156 | 35 | 15 |
745 | Rondo Two! | 1.3155 | 0.04167 | 187 | 138 | 39 | 10 |
746 | . . and I've taken the liberty of consolidating all individual notes so as to not offend the listener who might be sensitive to borrowed folk melodies of identifiable ethnicity. | 1.3155 | 0.04235 | 187 | 139 | 37 | 11 |
747 | And now for something a little more punchy. | 1.3153 | 0.03775 | 222 | 163 | 48 | 11 |
748 | I would like to now play a piece by Rocky Maninoff. | 1.3153 | 0.03934 | 222 | 166 | 42 | 14 |
749 | I felt this tune needed some punch! | 1.3153 | 0.04067 | 203 | 151 | 40 | 12 |
750 | This should be a lot better than my piccolo playing. | 1.3152 | 0.04211 | 184 | 136 | 38 | 10 |
751 | This next piece was composed by my cat, Barnabas. | 1.3152 | 0.04550 | 184 | 141 | 28 | 15 |
752 | You said you wanted a fight song. | 1.3151 | 0.03798 | 238 | 178 | 45 | 15 |
753 | Look, I was told to pound the keys, and that's what I came here to do. | 1.3151 | 0.03809 | 219 | 161 | 47 | 11 |
754 | My teacher said it's time to take the gloves off. | 1.3150 | 0.04228 | 200 | 151 | 35 | 14 |
755 | Next, a tune I composed in tribute to Muhammed Ali, Fight of the Bumblebee" | 1.3147 | 0.04212 | 197 | 148 | 36 | 13 |
756 | This piece is dedicated to those that did not like my previous one | 1.3146 | 0.04046 | 213 | 160 | 39 | 14 |
757 | I will now go a couple of rounds with Shostakovich | 1.3146 | 0.03878 | 213 | 157 | 45 | 11 |
758 | I'm going to play some Johann Sebastian Box | 1.3146 | 0.03878 | 213 | 157 | 45 | 11 |
759 | I will now play something from my boxed set. | 1.3144 | 0.04193 | 194 | 145 | 37 | 12 |
760 | It just looks hard. | 1.3143 | 0.04085 | 210 | 158 | 38 | 14 |
761 | And now one of Schönberg's more challenging pieces... | 1.3140 | 0.04401 | 207 | 161 | 27 | 19 |
762 | Rough crowd tonight | 1.3140 | 0.04011 | 207 | 154 | 41 | 12 |
763 | I've never butchered a tune in my life. Bruised one, occasionally. | 1.3140 | 0.03707 | 207 | 149 | 51 | 7 |
764 | And now, for Tyson's 5th... | 1.3136 | 0.04109 | 220 | 168 | 35 | 17 |
765 | I will now play an original piece by Frederic Chopin that he played in 1850 when he was 7 month old. | 1.3134 | 0.04200 | 217 | 167 | 32 | 18 |
766 | Next, Variations on a Theme by Pugilisti. | 1.3134 | 0.04045 | 217 | 164 | 38 | 15 |
767 | Yeah, but I don't get any more hecklers. | 1.3134 | 0.03938 | 217 | 162 | 42 | 13 |
768 | Playing isn't the problem, who's going to help me if I need to use the bathroom? | 1.3134 | 0.04200 | 217 | 167 | 32 | 18 |
769 | And now, ladies and gentlemen, a song about my marriage. | 1.3132 | 0.04378 | 182 | 137 | 33 | 12 |
770 | They call me Johann Sebastian Box. | 1.3131 | 0.03876 | 198 | 144 | 46 | 8 |
771 | And for my next selection....Cacaphony in G-major. | 1.3131 | 0.04030 | 214 | 161 | 39 | 14 |
772 | Instead of tickling the ivories,tonight I'll be beating them. | 1.3131 | 0.04084 | 214 | 162 | 37 | 15 |
773 | For my next piece,I will perform J. S. Box' Golden Glove Variations | 1.3131 | 0.04030 | 214 | 161 | 39 | 14 |
774 | And now, for the second round... | 1.3130 | 0.03735 | 230 | 170 | 48 | 12 |
775 | When was the last time this piano was tuned? | 1.3128 | 0.04069 | 211 | 159 | 38 | 14 |
776 | Please be quiet, or I’ll take the gloves off | 1.3128 | 0.03919 | 227 | 171 | 41 | 15 |
777 | Go ahead,ask me if I'll play Misty for you. | 1.3125 | 0.04332 | 176 | 131 | 35 | 10 |
778 | I’m going to pound out a tune for you. | 1.3125 | 0.04052 | 208 | 156 | 39 | 13 |
779 | And now Concerto No. 2 by Rocky Maninoff . | 1.3125 | 0.04469 | 192 | 148 | 28 | 16 |
780 | Trying to knock out a few tunes | 1.3125 | 0.03747 | 224 | 165 | 48 | 11 |
781 | I just had a manicure. | 1.3122 | 0.03991 | 221 | 167 | 39 | 15 |
782 | This next piece is a total knock-out. | 1.3122 | 0.03887 | 221 | 165 | 43 | 13 |
783 | If I hear one more phone ring, someone is getting knocked out! | 1.3122 | 0.04033 | 205 | 153 | 40 | 12 |
784 | And now, the theme song to 'Rocky' | 1.3122 | 0.04092 | 205 | 154 | 38 | 13 |
785 | This next one is Beethoven's fists | 1.3122 | 0.04581 | 189 | 147 | 25 | 17 |
786 | And now, here's one for you lovers of polytonality.... | 1.3119 | 0.03976 | 218 | 164 | 40 | 14 |
787 | And now, the Sonata in Me Minor, by D. J. Trump. | 1.3119 | 0.04234 | 218 | 169 | 30 | 19 |
788 | The conductor said my fortissimo needs a bit more punch. | 1.3119 | 0.03950 | 202 | 149 | 43 | 10 |
789 | And now, a more punchy tune. | 1.3119 | 0.04012 | 202 | 150 | 41 | 11 |
790 | And now Ladies and Gentlemen, The Fight of the Bumble bee | 1.3119 | 0.04192 | 202 | 153 | 35 | 14 |
791 | ...and for my next number, I would like to punch it up a bit. | 1.3119 | 0.03692 | 202 | 145 | 51 | 6 |
792 | This next piece will be very hit and miss | 1.3117 | 0.03721 | 231 | 171 | 48 | 12 |
793 | I will now play The Minute Waltz in ten seconds. | 1.3116 | 0.03959 | 215 | 161 | 41 | 13 |
794 | During the prestissimo the gloves come off. | 1.3116 | 0.03959 | 215 | 161 | 41 | 13 |
795 | I can only play the 'dun dun dun dun' part. | 1.3116 | 0.03848 | 215 | 159 | 45 | 11 |
796 | This next piece is rather punchy, but softly incorporates many, many notes close to one another. | 1.3116 | 0.04014 | 215 | 162 | 39 | 14 |
797 | And now...."Flight of the Butterfly/Sting like a B flat." | 1.3116 | 0.04175 | 199 | 150 | 36 | 13 |
798 | I took a piano to the zoo to see if elephants could compose as well as paint. This is what they wrote. | 1.3116 | 0.04175 | 199 | 150 | 36 | 13 |
799 | And now I’d like to belt out a little tune. | 1.3116 | 0.04175 | 199 | 150 | 36 | 13 |
800 | And now, a new piece by John Cage... | 1.3116 | 0.04469 | 199 | 155 | 26 | 18 |
801 | Tonight I'll be performing Beethoven's "Moonlight Sonata". You may need to use your imagination. | 1.3112 | 0.04156 | 196 | 147 | 37 | 12 |
802 | How do you expect me to play without sheet music? | 1.3110 | 0.03677 | 209 | 151 | 51 | 7 |
803 | This next one's an opus in ten rounds. | 1.3110 | 0.03920 | 209 | 155 | 43 | 11 |
804 | And now, something from the light heavyweight classics. | 1.3107 | 0.03773 | 206 | 150 | 48 | 8 |
805 | I will now perform Round 3. | 1.3107 | 0.03710 | 206 | 149 | 50 | 7 |
806 | And now for a number with a little more punch... | 1.3107 | 0.03835 | 206 | 151 | 46 | 9 |
807 | I’ve seen my fair share of piano bar fights. | 1.3105 | 0.03799 | 219 | 162 | 46 | 11 |
808 | Didn’t you ask me to bang out a tune” | 1.3103 | 0.04115 | 203 | 153 | 37 | 13 |
809 | They told me to come up with a punchy number. | 1.3103 | 0.04115 | 203 | 153 | 37 | 13 |
810 | A concerto for neither left nor right hand. | 1.3103 | 0.04056 | 203 | 152 | 39 | 12 |
811 | Tonight, I thought we'd start off with a little Philip Glass | 1.3103 | 0.04174 | 203 | 154 | 35 | 14 |
812 | I'll knock out this Beethoven in the Fifth." | 1.3102 | 0.04208 | 216 | 167 | 31 | 18 |
813 | Tonight the ivories have begged not to be tickled. | 1.3102 | 0.04051 | 216 | 164 | 37 | 15 |
814 | I bite my nails. | 1.3102 | 0.03998 | 216 | 163 | 39 | 14 |
815 | This is a piece I just knocked off. | 1.3102 | 0.03601 | 216 | 156 | 53 | 7 |
816 | A piece titled, "The Next Election | 1.3102 | 0.04104 | 216 | 165 | 35 | 16 |
817 | I will now pound out my favorite Soussa march. | 1.3102 | 0.03833 | 216 | 160 | 45 | 11 |
818 | This next piece is another punchy little number. | 1.3100 | 0.03972 | 200 | 148 | 42 | 10 |
819 | Now I will play the theme from the movie Rocky. | 1.3100 | 0.04217 | 200 | 152 | 34 | 14 |
820 | And now for Eine kleine Knockout Musik. | 1.3100 | 0.03777 | 200 | 145 | 48 | 7 |
821 | And now, Paul Simon's "The Boxer" | 1.3099 | 0.03981 | 213 | 160 | 40 | 13 |
822 | This next piece packs quite a punch | 1.3099 | 0.03981 | 213 | 160 | 40 | 13 |
823 | Is my tie crooked? | 1.3099 | 0.03981 | 213 | 160 | 40 | 13 |
824 | This next piece may sound a little dissonant.... | 1.3099 | 0.03810 | 213 | 157 | 46 | 10 |
825 | This next piece is a real knock out. | 1.3098 | 0.04127 | 184 | 136 | 39 | 9 |
826 | And now it’s “time to take the gloves off” | 1.3095 | 0.03904 | 210 | 156 | 43 | 11 |
827 | This next number is a knockout. It packs quite a punch. | 1.3094 | 0.04011 | 223 | 170 | 37 | 16 |
828 | For my next piece, I will explore the roots of the piano as a percussion instrument. | 1.3093 | 0.04181 | 194 | 146 | 36 | 12 |
829 | The next number is a real hit song. | 1.3092 | 0.04172 | 207 | 158 | 34 | 15 |
830 | This is ridiculous. How do you possibly expect me to play the piano without my mouthpiece? | 1.3092 | 0.03941 | 207 | 154 | 42 | 11 |
831 | That coulda been a concerto. | 1.3091 | 0.04150 | 220 | 170 | 32 | 18 |
832 | My Dad wanted me to box, and Mom wanted me to play the piano. | 1.3091 | 0.03945 | 220 | 166 | 40 | 14 |
833 | Trump asked me to do the musical score for the "Chuck & Nancy" meeting. | 1.3088 | 0.04098 | 204 | 154 | 37 | 13 |
834 | Next, I will play with one hand tied behind my back. | 1.3088 | 0.04214 | 204 | 156 | 33 | 15 |
835 | They made me give up the harp. | 1.3088 | 0.03978 | 204 | 152 | 41 | 11 |
836 | Brahms? A minor punch. Rachmaninov, fell flat. But Beethoven? Kills in the fifth. | 1.3088 | 0.04035 | 217 | 165 | 37 | 15 |
837 | For my encore, I will play a little-known piece by George Gershwin and Joe Louis. | 1.3088 | 0.03873 | 217 | 162 | 43 | 12 |
838 | Beethoven's Fifth Round. | 1.3088 | 0.03928 | 217 | 163 | 41 | 13 |
839 | My next selection will be the theme from "Rocky." | 1.3087 | 0.03875 | 230 | 174 | 41 | 15 |
840 | My next piece is entitled "Requiem for a Heavyweight." | 1.3087 | 0.03826 | 230 | 173 | 43 | 14 |
841 | Now, the punchier rendition . | 1.3085 | 0.04017 | 201 | 150 | 40 | 11 |
842 | it’s really more about my creative approach and not the actual notes | 1.3084 | 0.03795 | 214 | 158 | 46 | 10 |
843 | My next number will be in the key of E, G, and C. | 1.3084 | 0.04232 | 214 | 166 | 30 | 18 |
844 | If I hear a cell-phone ring, watch out! | 1.3081 | 0.04248 | 185 | 139 | 35 | 11 |
845 | And now I will perform "Fight of the Bumblebee" | 1.3081 | 0.03929 | 198 | 146 | 43 | 9 |
846 | Ladies and gentlemen, I plan to do more than just "tickle the ivories." | 1.3081 | 0.03929 | 198 | 146 | 43 | 9 |
847 | I’ll be knocking out songs all night. | 1.3080 | 0.03737 | 224 | 166 | 47 | 11 |
848 | I will now play the Theme from Rocky...badly. | 1.3080 | 0.03894 | 224 | 169 | 41 | 14 |
849 | Here’s an old standard I’d like to pound out for you | 1.3077 | 0.03900 | 195 | 143 | 44 | 8 |
850 | I coulda been a concerto. | 1.3077 | 0.03823 | 221 | 165 | 44 | 12 |
851 | The full boxed set will be available after the performance. | 1.3077 | 0.03877 | 221 | 166 | 42 | 13 |
852 | This is a concerto composed by my 2-year old. | 1.3074 | 0.03762 | 231 | 173 | 45 | 13 |
853 | And now, a fugue by T.K.O. Bach. | 1.3073 | 0.04071 | 218 | 167 | 35 | 16 |
854 | And now, "The Pugilist's Sonata," in a bunch of keys. | 1.3073 | 0.04022 | 205 | 154 | 39 | 12 |
855 | Evening, folks. I'm gonna knock out a few tunes for ya. | 1.3073 | 0.03712 | 205 | 149 | 49 | 7 |
856 | I shall now perform Beethoven's 10th Round Piano Concerto. | 1.3073 | 0.04196 | 205 | 157 | 33 | 15 |
857 | And now, for my last number I will play the title song on my new album Trump Year 2. | 1.3073 | 0.04270 | 192 | 146 | 33 | 13 |
858 | This is not going to be easy. | 1.3073 | 0.03868 | 192 | 140 | 45 | 7 |
859 | This combines the artistry of Joe Louis and Louis Armstrong. | 1.3073 | 0.04141 | 192 | 144 | 37 | 11 |
860 | Ladies and gentlemen, let me knock out a little number for you. | 1.3071 | 0.03655 | 241 | 180 | 48 | 13 |
861 | Tickling got me nowhere. | 1.3070 | 0.03993 | 228 | 175 | 36 | 17 |
862 | Well, at least it's not the late and naked for the final exam dream. | 1.3070 | 0.04215 | 215 | 167 | 30 | 18 |
863 | Tonight we present dueling pianos... | 1.3070 | 0.04111 | 215 | 165 | 34 | 16 |
864 | I call this next number "The Critic's Face". | 1.3069 | 0.04181 | 202 | 154 | 34 | 14 |
865 | A method pianist prepares to play the score of Rocky. | 1.3069 | 0.03875 | 202 | 149 | 44 | 9 |
866 | I will now play selections from my boxed set. | 1.3069 | 0.04316 | 189 | 144 | 32 | 13 |
867 | I'd like to begin with a little warm up exercise. | 1.3068 | 0.04318 | 176 | 132 | 34 | 10 |
868 | "This next one's gonna be a knockout." | 1.3066 | 0.04204 | 212 | 164 | 31 | 17 |
869 | The next one is going to be a hit. | 1.3066 | 0.04097 | 212 | 162 | 35 | 15 |
870 | I'll start on the count of three and stop on the count of ten. | 1.3066 | 0.03814 | 212 | 157 | 45 | 10 |
871 | And now for a little not music. | 1.3066 | 0.03872 | 212 | 158 | 43 | 11 |
872 | For my encore, I will now play 'Fight of the Bumblebee'. | 1.3066 | 0.04151 | 212 | 163 | 33 | 16 |
873 | And now, Rockymaninoff piano concerto 3. | 1.3065 | 0.03976 | 199 | 148 | 41 | 10 |
874 | And now, with your kind indulgence, I'll change the mood a bit. | 1.3065 | 0.04159 | 186 | 139 | 37 | 10 |
875 | Now for my unique rendition of "The Boxer" by Paul Simon. | 1.3062 | 0.04137 | 209 | 160 | 34 | 15 |
876 | And now ... Symphony No. 7 in C, D, and E Major. | 1.3062 | 0.04247 | 209 | 162 | 30 | 17 |
877 | This next number is a round. | 1.3060 | 0.03846 | 232 | 176 | 41 | 15 |
878 | Thank you, that was "Chopsticks." And now, "Chopsticks." | 1.3059 | 0.03950 | 219 | 166 | 39 | 14 |
879 | They call him the Manassa Mahler | 1.3059 | 0.04106 | 219 | 169 | 33 | 17 |
880 | I’m told I have a very aggressive playing style | 1.3059 | 0.03501 | 219 | 158 | 55 | 6 |
881 | My next number will be the "old one two." | 1.3058 | 0.03761 | 206 | 151 | 47 | 8 |
882 | And now, by request, "Theme from Rocky." Again. | 1.3058 | 0.04064 | 206 | 156 | 37 | 13 |
883 | Ladies and Gentlemen, I will now perform for you Ali's concerto in the keys of A,B,C , D and E. | 1.3058 | 0.03823 | 206 | 152 | 45 | 9 |
884 | And now, a rarely heard Boxing Day carol. | 1.3057 | 0.04251 | 193 | 147 | 33 | 13 |
885 | Looks like I’m gonna have to go with the Philip Glass, not the Debussy. | 1.3057 | 0.04187 | 193 | 146 | 35 | 12 |
886 | And my next song is sure to be a hit! | 1.3056 | 0.04094 | 216 | 166 | 34 | 16 |
887 | It was at this moment he realized delivering a knockout performance did not require boxing gloves. | 1.3056 | 0.03878 | 216 | 162 | 42 | 12 |
888 | Flight of the Bumble Bee is out of the question. Any other requests?... | 1.3056 | 0.03589 | 216 | 157 | 52 | 7 |
889 | My next composition is a punchy little number. | 1.3056 | 0.03765 | 216 | 160 | 46 | 10 |
890 | They're required by my insurance company. | 1.3054 | 0.03983 | 203 | 152 | 40 | 11 |
891 | Next I will perform, Fight of the Bumblebee | 1.3054 | 0.04163 | 203 | 155 | 34 | 14 |
892 | Today I shall be playing 'Concussion in fist major' | 1.3053 | 0.03965 | 226 | 173 | 37 | 16 |
893 | This next work is entitled “Symphony in Three Rounds.” | 1.3052 | 0.03857 | 213 | 159 | 43 | 11 |
894 | Here's a little tune I recently knocked out. | 1.3052 | 0.03914 | 213 | 160 | 41 | 12 |
895 | For this number, I float like a butterfly, sting like a B flat major. | 1.3050 | 0.03895 | 200 | 148 | 43 | 9 |
896 | Tonight I’ll be going a few rounds with Beethoven | 1.3050 | 0.03697 | 200 | 145 | 49 | 6 |
897 | Unlike Phillip Glass, I’m a maximist. I hit as many keys as I can at once. | 1.3050 | 0.04145 | 200 | 152 | 35 | 13 |
898 | And it goes something like this. | 1.3050 | 0.04323 | 200 | 155 | 29 | 16 |
899 | For this Inaugural Dance, I will now play I Did It My Way. | 1.3048 | 0.03892 | 210 | 157 | 42 | 11 |
900 | I'll knock out a quick tune. | 1.3048 | 0.03950 | 210 | 158 | 40 | 12 |
901 | And now for some Phillip Glass. | 1.3048 | 0.04064 | 210 | 160 | 36 | 14 |
902 | No, but I can hum a few bars. | 1.3047 | 0.04066 | 233 | 182 | 31 | 20 |
903 | And now for my final round... | 1.3046 | 0.03867 | 197 | 145 | 44 | 8 |
904 | Pianissimo like a butterfly, fortissimo like a bee. | 1.3045 | 0.03987 | 220 | 168 | 37 | 15 |
905 | And now Bach’s Golden Glove Variations. | 1.3043 | 0.04104 | 207 | 158 | 35 | 14 |
906 | This next piece I call, "Float like a butterfly, sting like a Bee-thoven." | 1.3043 | 0.04047 | 207 | 157 | 37 | 13 |
907 | Who said I play with a heavy hand? | 1.3043 | 0.03988 | 207 | 156 | 39 | 12 |
908 | No, Dad. I told you before: I want to play piano. | 1.3041 | 0.03807 | 217 | 162 | 44 | 11 |
909 | I am also Blind! | 1.3041 | 0.03862 | 217 | 163 | 42 | 12 |
910 | And now, an eight-count piece by Mauler | 1.3041 | 0.04295 | 194 | 149 | 31 | 14 |
911 | And now for my box set..... | 1.3041 | 0.04317 | 171 | 128 | 34 | 9 |
912 | Now, I shall bang out a tune. | 1.3040 | 0.03900 | 227 | 173 | 39 | 15 |
913 | Ever feel like you've got the wrong job? | 1.3039 | 0.04145 | 204 | 156 | 34 | 14 |
914 | Here’s a punchy little number. | 1.3039 | 0.03967 | 204 | 153 | 40 | 11 |
915 | Any more requests? I could pound out tunes all night. | 1.3037 | 0.03784 | 214 | 159 | 45 | 10 |
916 | I shall now play my interpretation of Beethoven’s Hammerklavier sonata. | 1.3037 | 0.04274 | 214 | 168 | 27 | 19 |
917 | I'm gonna add a little punch to this one | 1.3037 | 0.04341 | 191 | 147 | 30 | 14 |
918 | And now, especially for those of you out there with the drooping eyelids and the nodding heads, here is a little wake-up number! | 1.3037 | 0.04011 | 191 | 142 | 40 | 9 |
919 | Now here's one from a real heavyweight. | 1.3036 | 0.03726 | 224 | 167 | 46 | 11 |
920 | Not often performed,this is young Mozart’s very,very, first piece. | 1.3036 | 0.03986 | 224 | 172 | 36 | 16 |
921 | Next comes a number that only a two-year-old will appreciate. | 1.3035 | 0.04067 | 201 | 152 | 37 | 12 |
922 | and now, Beethoven's Fist Symphony in C Minor... | 1.3035 | 0.04128 | 201 | 153 | 35 | 13 |
923 | And now... “Make America Great Again!” | 1.3035 | 0.04187 | 201 | 154 | 33 | 14 |
924 | There is no punch line! | 1.3034 | 0.03620 | 234 | 174 | 49 | 11 |
925 | And now, Balboa's variations on "Eine Kleine Knock-musik" | 1.3033 | 0.03991 | 211 | 160 | 38 | 13 |
926 | My next piece is by Johann Sebastian Boxer. | 1.3033 | 0.03709 | 244 | 185 | 44 | 15 |
927 | And now, the Dempsey Sonata | 1.3032 | 0.04257 | 188 | 143 | 33 | 12 |
928 | I first learned my next number from my three year old. | 1.3032 | 0.03867 | 221 | 167 | 41 | 13 |
929 | I just got tired of tickling the ivories... | 1.3030 | 0.03783 | 198 | 145 | 46 | 7 |
930 | And now, I will batter the ivories. | 1.3030 | 0.04108 | 198 | 150 | 36 | 12 |
931 | I'm sure you'll all recognise my next song, it has a ring to it. | 1.3030 | 0.04170 | 198 | 151 | 34 | 13 |
932 | Let's get ready to Pianooo! | 1.3029 | 0.03972 | 208 | 157 | 39 | 12 |
933 | And now, the Fight of the Bumblebee. | 1.3028 | 0.03902 | 218 | 165 | 40 | 13 |
934 | I’m going to knock out some tunes for you tonight. | 1.3028 | 0.03792 | 218 | 163 | 44 | 11 |
935 | I would ask that you suspend disbelief | 1.3027 | 0.04165 | 185 | 139 | 36 | 10 |
936 | I call this one, 'Fight of the Bumblebees'. | 1.3026 | 0.03885 | 228 | 174 | 39 | 15 |
937 | I will now play 12 rounds of Chopin. | 1.3026 | 0.03574 | 228 | 168 | 51 | 9 |
938 | For my next selection I will play "Fight of the Bumblebees" | 1.3026 | 0.04337 | 195 | 151 | 29 | 15 |
939 | And now, my rendition of Mike Tyson's 'From Ear to Eternity'. | 1.3026 | 0.04213 | 195 | 149 | 33 | 13 |
940 | And now , I coulda been somebody concerto in A minor. | 1.3026 | 0.04213 | 195 | 149 | 33 | 13 |
941 | Any requests before I start pounding on the keys? | 1.3026 | 0.04086 | 195 | 147 | 37 | 11 |
942 | Who tuned this? | 1.3026 | 0.04086 | 195 | 147 | 37 | 11 |
943 | My next piece is by the lesser known Johan Sebastian Box | 1.3022 | 0.03765 | 225 | 169 | 44 | 12 |
944 | Crazy? Maybe. But you won't forget me. | 1.3021 | 0.03993 | 192 | 143 | 40 | 9 |
945 | No, this is NOT to compensate for small hands. | 1.3020 | 0.04049 | 202 | 153 | 37 | 12 |
946 | I'm really gonna pound this one out! | 1.3020 | 0.04228 | 202 | 156 | 31 | 15 |
947 | Look mom, no hands | 1.3018 | 0.03689 | 222 | 165 | 47 | 10 |
948 | First movement, round three. | 1.3015 | 0.04090 | 199 | 151 | 36 | 12 |
949 | And now, a literal rendition of Simon & Garfunkel's, "The Boxer." | 1.3015 | 0.04272 | 199 | 154 | 30 | 15 |
950 | I lost a bet. | 1.3015 | 0.04090 | 199 | 151 | 36 | 12 |
951 | Please excuse the gloves, I'm saving my fingers for a more sophisticated audience | 1.3014 | 0.03955 | 209 | 158 | 39 | 12 |
952 | Next: 'Rhapsody In Back And Blue'. | 1.3013 | 0.03719 | 229 | 172 | 45 | 12 |
953 | Forte like a butterfly, staccato like a bee. | 1.3013 | 0.03820 | 229 | 174 | 41 | 14 |
954 | I'm going to play Erik Satie's Aperçus désagréables for two gloved hands. | 1.3013 | 0.03710 | 239 | 181 | 44 | 14 |
955 | Welcome to Mixed Musical Arts. | 1.3011 | 0.04003 | 186 | 138 | 40 | 8 |
956 | This year, instead of Christmas music, I will play a couple of Boxing Day pieces. | 1.3010 | 0.03933 | 206 | 155 | 40 | 11 |
957 | Let's get ready to Handel | 1.3010 | 0.03933 | 206 | 155 | 40 | 11 |
958 | Hey, it's flu season. | 1.3009 | 0.03867 | 216 | 163 | 41 | 12 |
959 | And, for the final match, it’s me against Steinway. | 1.3005 | 0.04043 | 193 | 145 | 38 | 10 |
960 | Who coughed? | 1.3005 | 0.04267 | 203 | 158 | 29 | 16 |
961 | And now my original composition, ‘Float Like a Butterfly, Sting Like a B Minor.’ | 1.3005 | 0.04069 | 213 | 164 | 34 | 15 |
962 | I’m all thumbs tonight. | 1.3005 | 0.03845 | 213 | 160 | 42 | 11 |
963 | For an encore I will play Beethoven's Hammerklavier Sonata. | 1.3005 | 0.03668 | 213 | 157 | 48 | 8 |
964 | I got tired of just tickling the ivories! | 1.3005 | 0.03787 | 213 | 159 | 44 | 10 |
965 | And now, my interpretation of Wagner's "The Ring." | 1.3004 | 0.03730 | 223 | 167 | 45 | 11 |
966 | I will now play "The Boxer" by Paul Simon. | 1.3004 | 0.03730 | 223 | 167 | 45 | 11 |
967 | Time to break in the new piano | 1.3004 | 0.03620 | 223 | 165 | 49 | 9 |
968 | And for my second piece I will also be wearing handcuffs. | 1.3000 | 0.03883 | 200 | 149 | 42 | 9 |
969 | Ladies and gentlemen, tonight's piece is a real knock-out. | 1.3000 | 0.03883 | 200 | 149 | 42 | 9 |
970 | If you don't quiet down, your nose is going to B-flat. | 1.3000 | 0.04010 | 200 | 151 | 38 | 11 |
971 | This next song, is a total knock-out! | 1.3000 | 0.04015 | 190 | 142 | 39 | 9 |
972 | Potential hecklers should take note... | 1.3000 | 0.03762 | 210 | 156 | 45 | 9 |
973 | I couldn't find Madison Square Garden | 1.3000 | 0.03802 | 190 | 139 | 45 | 6 |
974 | The first movement is to be played ‘molto aggressivo.’ | 1.3000 | 0.03881 | 210 | 158 | 41 | 11 |
975 | I will now perform Mozart's first sonata, which he composed at the age of 16 months. | 1.3000 | 0.03996 | 210 | 160 | 37 | 13 |
976 | I'd like to play a punchy little number. | 1.3000 | 0.04109 | 210 | 162 | 33 | 15 |
977 | This is a medley of my greatest hits, | 1.2995 | 0.03961 | 217 | 166 | 37 | 14 |
978 | I will now play 'Temper Tantrum in C Minor'. | 1.2995 | 0.03796 | 207 | 154 | 44 | 9 |
979 | Next, I will perform 'Rhapsody in Black and Blue' by Deontay Wilde | 1.2995 | 0.04035 | 207 | 158 | 36 | 13 |
980 | Good evening folks....Thought I'd belt out a tune for you. | 1.2995 | 0.03574 | 197 | 142 | 51 | 4 |
981 | The Pugilist's Waltz | 1.2995 | 0.04056 | 187 | 140 | 38 | 9 |
982 | Welcome to our First Annual Boxing Day Concert! | 1.2995 | 0.04056 | 187 | 140 | 38 | 9 |
983 | Following this encore, I would like a word with the reviewer who has called my playing ham-fisted. | 1.2990 | 0.03954 | 204 | 154 | 39 | 11 |
984 | And now I will play, "The Fight of the Bumblebee " | 1.2990 | 0.03954 | 204 | 154 | 39 | 11 |
985 | This next piece is atonal. | 1.2990 | 0.04091 | 194 | 147 | 36 | 11 |
986 | And it goes a little bit like this... | 1.2990 | 0.04025 | 194 | 146 | 38 | 10 |
987 | Hey, I can knock out a tune with the best of them | 1.2989 | 0.04170 | 184 | 139 | 35 | 10 |
988 | And now, ladies and gentlemen, Chopin and I will duke it out. | 1.2989 | 0.04098 | 184 | 138 | 37 | 9 |
989 | I like to punch out a tune for you. | 1.2986 | 0.03746 | 211 | 157 | 45 | 9 |
990 | 'The Boxer by Paul Simon." | 1.2986 | 0.03923 | 211 | 160 | 39 | 12 |
991 | All I’m asking is that you give me a fighting chance. | 1.2986 | 0.03865 | 211 | 159 | 41 | 11 |
992 | And now, my rendition of the theme song from "Rocky". | 1.2985 | 0.04116 | 201 | 154 | 34 | 13 |
993 | And for those of you who think playing piano is for sissies... | 1.2985 | 0.03735 | 201 | 148 | 46 | 7 |
994 | For my next attempt I will fight my way through Rachmaninoff's 3rd. | 1.2982 | 0.03875 | 228 | 175 | 38 | 15 |
995 | Tickling the ivories, has never been my forte. | 1.2982 | 0.03667 | 218 | 162 | 47 | 9 |
996 | My next number will be The Fight of the Bumblebee. | 1.2982 | 0.03945 | 218 | 167 | 37 | 14 |
997 | Unfortunately, the necessity of dealing with hecklers has placed certain…constraints…on my artistry. | 1.2981 | 0.04188 | 208 | 162 | 30 | 16 |
998 | I call this piece 'Bach-xing.' | 1.2981 | 0.03841 | 208 | 156 | 42 | 10 |
999 | Tickling the ivories is not enough for me. | 1.2981 | 0.03780 | 208 | 155 | 44 | 9 |
1000 | Any fight song requests? | 1.2981 | 0.03841 | 208 | 156 | 42 | 10 |
1001 | And now a punchy tune | 1.2980 | 0.03968 | 198 | 149 | 39 | 10 |
1002 | Doesn’t”matter now if it’s tuned or not. | 1.2980 | 0.04219 | 198 | 153 | 31 | 14 |
1003 | I had to fight my way to the top. | 1.2979 | 0.03841 | 235 | 181 | 38 | 16 |
1004 | That was a knockout performance | 1.2979 | 0.04108 | 188 | 142 | 36 | 10 |
1005 | My next piece is by Rockymaninoff." | 1.2979 | 0.04108 | 188 | 142 | 36 | 10 |
1006 | This next piece is a technical knockout. | 1.2977 | 0.03640 | 215 | 159 | 48 | 8 |
1007 | I’m just going to knock-out this new piece for you. | 1.2977 | 0.03871 | 215 | 163 | 40 | 12 |
1008 | The following selection will be played in B-flatten. | 1.2977 | 0.03927 | 215 | 164 | 38 | 13 |
1009 | Tell the conductor I'm ready to punch it up a little. | 1.2977 | 0.03871 | 215 | 163 | 40 | 12 |
1010 | This next number will be a real knockout. | 1.2976 | 0.03877 | 205 | 154 | 41 | 10 |
1011 | Ravel's Piano Concerto for the Left Hand in D major,the hard way. | 1.2976 | 0.04057 | 205 | 157 | 35 | 13 |
1012 | No, they're not for playing. They're for dealing with anyone who criticizes the playing. | 1.2974 | 0.03873 | 195 | 145 | 42 | 8 |
1013 | Any last requests? | 1.2974 | 0.04137 | 195 | 149 | 34 | 12 |
1014 | I was told to take a dive in the third cadenza. | 1.2974 | 0.03734 | 195 | 143 | 46 | 6 |
1015 | And now, a special request from my piano professor. | 1.2972 | 0.04020 | 212 | 163 | 35 | 14 |
1016 | This next tune was popular during The Boxer Rebellion. | 1.2972 | 0.03609 | 212 | 156 | 49 | 7 |
1017 | I call this next one 'Beethoven's Fists.' | 1.2972 | 0.03907 | 212 | 161 | 39 | 12 |
1018 | What? I got tired of tickling them. | 1.2972 | 0.03791 | 212 | 159 | 43 | 10 |
1019 | And now for Beethoven’s 9th round. | 1.2970 | 0.04037 | 202 | 154 | 36 | 12 |
1020 | Chopin, Nocturne No. 2 in every key. | 1.2969 | 0.03810 | 229 | 175 | 40 | 14 |
1021 | Ive had to fight my way to get here! | 1.2969 | 0.03910 | 192 | 143 | 41 | 8 |
1022 | Here's a little number I punched out this morning. | 1.2969 | 0.03980 | 192 | 144 | 39 | 9 |
1023 | As soon as my opponent arrives, we can begin. | 1.2969 | 0.03621 | 192 | 139 | 49 | 4 |
1024 | Tonight’s performance is sponsored by Everlast. | 1.2968 | 0.03653 | 219 | 163 | 47 | 9 |
1025 | My playing style is known to be rather aggressive. | 1.2968 | 0.03766 | 219 | 165 | 43 | 11 |
1026 | And now, Rocky III, Opus I. | 1.2967 | 0.03765 | 209 | 156 | 44 | 9 |
1027 | I said I’d play for a Grand, baby! Not play a baby-grand! | 1.2966 | 0.03874 | 236 | 183 | 36 | 17 |
1028 | For my next selection, I will play the 'Theme from Rocky'. | 1.2965 | 0.04359 | 172 | 131 | 31 | 10 |
1029 | Bach? I thought you said Box. | 1.2965 | 0.04015 | 199 | 151 | 37 | 11 |
1030 | To complete this Mancini set, I’ll switch from Henry to Ray Boom Boom. | 1.2965 | 0.03886 | 199 | 149 | 41 | 9 |
1031 | ARE ... YOU ... READY...TO ........GLISSANDO!!!!! | 1.2965 | 0.04015 | 199 | 151 | 37 | 11 |
1032 | And now, a sonata in twelve rounds. | 1.2963 | 0.03799 | 216 | 163 | 42 | 11 |
1033 | And now, I will sock it to you. | 1.2963 | 0.03949 | 189 | 141 | 40 | 8 |
1034 | And now, my Concerto in A-B-C-D-E-F-G minor." | 1.2963 | 0.03742 | 216 | 162 | 44 | 10 |
1035 | Next up is the theme from "Requiem for a Heavyweight" in the keys of A, C, and F | 1.2963 | 0.03856 | 216 | 164 | 40 | 12 |
1036 | Here in the final round is the theme from 'Rocky." | 1.2963 | 0.04089 | 189 | 143 | 36 | 10 |
1037 | Its not easy being Victor Borg's son! | 1.2963 | 0.03911 | 216 | 165 | 38 | 13 |
1038 | And now, I shall perform my impressions of what some of you call "jazz". | 1.2963 | 0.03949 | 189 | 141 | 40 | 8 |
1039 | I would like to play this next number the way people have been saying I play it. | 1.2961 | 0.04040 | 206 | 158 | 35 | 13 |
1040 | I see you're as confused as I am. | 1.2961 | 0.03860 | 206 | 155 | 41 | 10 |
1041 | Thank you. That was Rockymaninoff's Piano Concerto in Round No. 2. | 1.2961 | 0.03860 | 206 | 155 | 41 | 10 |
1042 | Do you want the black notes or the white notes? | 1.2961 | 0.04099 | 206 | 159 | 33 | 14 |
1043 | Here's a new tune that will knock you out. | 1.2961 | 0.03860 | 206 | 155 | 41 | 10 |
1044 | Round three goes something like this. | 1.2960 | 0.03719 | 223 | 168 | 44 | 11 |
1045 | And now, the 1812 Overture for solo piano | 1.2960 | 0.03981 | 223 | 173 | 34 | 16 |
1046 | Next I'm going to knock out a few favorites... | 1.2959 | 0.04055 | 196 | 149 | 36 | 11 |
1047 | On the other hand, 15 note chords are easy! | 1.2959 | 0.03924 | 196 | 147 | 40 | 9 |
1048 | Eh, my playing's a little rocky. | 1.2958 | 0.03656 | 213 | 158 | 47 | 8 |
1049 | I Only Play Fight Songs | 1.2958 | 0.03775 | 213 | 160 | 43 | 10 |
1050 | This next piece is called 'Ode to Percussion' | 1.2956 | 0.03897 | 203 | 153 | 40 | 10 |
1051 | For my next number, I’ll be pummeling the ivories... | 1.2956 | 0.03959 | 203 | 154 | 38 | 11 |
1052 | I would like to play now a little something composed by the late Marquess of Queensberry. | 1.2956 | 0.04080 | 203 | 156 | 34 | 13 |
1053 | This one is called “Fight Of The Bumblebee” | 1.2956 | 0.03959 | 203 | 154 | 38 | 11 |
1054 | What tune would you like me to knock out next? | 1.2956 | 0.03897 | 203 | 153 | 40 | 10 |
1055 | I think I've lost this bet already. | 1.2956 | 0.03959 | 203 | 154 | 38 | 11 |
1056 | A copy of my new album to whoever guesses what I'm playing | 1.2955 | 0.03914 | 220 | 169 | 37 | 14 |
1057 | I promise you a knockout performance. | 1.2953 | 0.04029 | 193 | 146 | 37 | 10 |
1058 | I'll just punch out a little number | 1.2953 | 0.03893 | 193 | 144 | 41 | 8 |
1059 | And now, Rockymaninoff 's concerto #2 | 1.2953 | 0.04289 | 193 | 150 | 29 | 14 |
1060 | For the encore, I take the gloves off. | 1.2952 | 0.03688 | 210 | 156 | 46 | 8 |
1061 | And now my tribute to Jerry Lee Lewis. | 1.2952 | 0.03810 | 210 | 158 | 42 | 10 |
1062 | Yes, the whole piece is to be played Fortissimo. | 1.2952 | 0.04261 | 210 | 166 | 26 | 18 |
1063 | Hook and Jab in D minor by Johann Sebastian Box | 1.2952 | 0.03869 | 210 | 159 | 40 | 11 |
1064 | This next piece I composed for Boxing Day. | 1.2952 | 0.03985 | 210 | 161 | 36 | 13 |
1065 | This time I'm not going to tickle the ivories! | 1.2952 | 0.03673 | 227 | 171 | 45 | 11 |
1066 | I'll just knock out a few tunes for you. | 1.2950 | 0.03870 | 200 | 150 | 41 | 9 |
1067 | Float like a butterfly Sting like a B major | 1.2950 | 0.04060 | 200 | 153 | 35 | 12 |
1068 | And for my next selection, a round. | 1.2949 | 0.03895 | 217 | 166 | 38 | 13 |
1069 | Before I take the gloves off are there any requests? | 1.2947 | 0.03931 | 190 | 142 | 40 | 8 |
1070 | 3, 2, 1... Hit It! | 1.2947 | 0.03965 | 207 | 158 | 37 | 12 |
1071 | Yo, Hayydnnn! | 1.2947 | 0.03844 | 207 | 156 | 41 | 10 |
1072 | Are you certain these are the same gloves Glenn Gould used? | 1.2947 | 0.04023 | 207 | 159 | 35 | 13 |
1073 | The gloves come off for the Rachmaninoff! | 1.2946 | 0.04016 | 224 | 175 | 32 | 17 |
1074 | This next piece is "'Requiem' for a Heavyweight," my homage to Mozart. | 1.2944 | 0.04225 | 197 | 153 | 30 | 14 |
1075 | This way I don't have to insure my hands. | 1.2944 | 0.03906 | 197 | 148 | 40 | 9 |
1076 | Here's my rendition of Beethoven's Fifth – Round. | 1.2944 | 0.03642 | 214 | 159 | 47 | 8 |
1077 | Is there someone who can read music and turn pages for me? | 1.2944 | 0.03642 | 214 | 159 | 47 | 8 |
1078 | I just knocked this last piece out last night. | 1.2944 | 0.03931 | 214 | 164 | 37 | 13 |
1079 | Beethoven, Brahms, Mozart — lightweights! | 1.2944 | 0.03818 | 214 | 162 | 41 | 11 |
1080 | They're insured! | 1.2944 | 0.03681 | 231 | 175 | 44 | 12 |
1081 | Having defeated all challengers, I will now continue with the Chopin. | 1.2941 | 0.04063 | 204 | 157 | 34 | 13 |
1082 | And now a special arrangement of the Battle Hymn of the Republic. | 1.2941 | 0.03754 | 204 | 152 | 44 | 8 |
1083 | For my next piece...the theme from Rocky | 1.2941 | 0.04237 | 204 | 160 | 28 | 16 |
1084 | I will now play a piece from my boxed set. | 1.2938 | 0.03968 | 211 | 162 | 36 | 13 |
1085 | Piano Sonata No. 3, fortissimo | 1.2938 | 0.03794 | 211 | 159 | 42 | 10 |
1086 | This next number is a knock out. | 1.2938 | 0.04143 | 194 | 149 | 33 | 12 |
1087 | Sit back and relax while I pummel the ivories. | 1.2938 | 0.03876 | 194 | 145 | 41 | 8 |
1088 | and now, I'll knock out one your old favorites. | 1.2938 | 0.04078 | 194 | 148 | 35 | 11 |
1089 | This is going to be very postmodern. | 1.2936 | 0.03879 | 235 | 183 | 35 | 17 |
1090 | In a sudden moment of panic, Mitch realizes that the Rachmaninoff concerto was actually written for a southpaw. | 1.2936 | 0.03934 | 218 | 168 | 36 | 14 |
1091 | When you asked if I could pound the keys... | 1.2936 | 0.03825 | 218 | 166 | 40 | 12 |
1092 | After all, the piano is a percussion instrument. | 1.2936 | 0.03880 | 218 | 167 | 38 | 13 |
1093 | This next piece was composed by my toddler | 1.2936 | 0.03825 | 218 | 166 | 40 | 12 |
1094 | My next piece consists of ten rounds. | 1.2935 | 0.04103 | 201 | 155 | 33 | 13 |
1095 | I said I could punch out a tune. | 1.2935 | 0.03853 | 201 | 151 | 41 | 9 |
1096 | I am now going to play for you a medley of works by Rockymaninoff. | 1.2935 | 0.04156 | 184 | 140 | 34 | 10 |
1097 | One cannot just tickle the ivories with Rachmaninoff. | 1.2932 | 0.04186 | 191 | 147 | 32 | 12 |
1098 | Ready for this? I’ve decided to give it the old one, two. | 1.2930 | 0.03803 | 215 | 163 | 41 | 11 |
1099 | My Rachmaninoff may be a little Rocky. | 1.2930 | 0.03627 | 215 | 160 | 47 | 8 |
1100 | And then I realized, my fight with the music IS the music | 1.2929 | 0.04145 | 198 | 153 | 32 | 13 |
1101 | The last time I played this next tune, someone nearly bit my ear off. | 1.2929 | 0.04145 | 198 | 153 | 32 | 13 |
1102 | Heavy handed—me? | 1.2929 | 0.03738 | 239 | 184 | 40 | 15 |
1103 | But first, Rockymaninoff’s ‘The Pugilist’s Prelude‘ . | 1.2928 | 0.04037 | 222 | 174 | 31 | 17 |
1104 | I'll be playing Fight of the Bumble Bees. | 1.2927 | 0.03925 | 205 | 156 | 38 | 11 |
1105 | Let's see if you can guess who composed this piece." | 1.2927 | 0.03986 | 205 | 157 | 36 | 12 |
1106 | Why hunt and peck when you can bob and weave? | 1.2927 | 0.03986 | 205 | 157 | 36 | 12 |
1107 | Oh! I thought you wanted a knockout performance. | 1.2927 | 0.03986 | 205 | 157 | 36 | 12 |
1108 | I thought you said to play the hits | 1.2926 | 0.03948 | 229 | 179 | 33 | 17 |
1109 | Symphonie Pugiliste? | 1.2926 | 0.04023 | 188 | 142 | 37 | 9 |
1110 | This is going to suck. | 1.2926 | 0.04363 | 188 | 147 | 27 | 14 |
1111 | Okay. let's knock out a few tunes on the piano. Any request? | 1.2923 | 0.03927 | 195 | 147 | 39 | 9 |
1112 | I invite you to sing along while I punch out a few notes. | 1.2923 | 0.03994 | 195 | 148 | 37 | 10 |
1113 | I shall now perform Fight of the Bumblebee. | 1.2923 | 0.04188 | 195 | 151 | 31 | 13 |
1114 | Tonight, you’ll hear DeBussy with some punch! | 1.2922 | 0.03583 | 219 | 163 | 48 | 8 |
1115 | Any more requests ,except "go to hell"? | 1.2922 | 0.03864 | 219 | 168 | 38 | 13 |
1116 | My next piece is Chopin's Noc-out-turne opus 9 | 1.2922 | 0.03810 | 219 | 167 | 40 | 12 |
1117 | When I told the host of this show, I'd play for free, he said 'sure, knock yourself out.'" | 1.2922 | 0.03810 | 219 | 167 | 40 | 12 |
1118 | And now my rendition of "The Fight of the Bumble Bee". | 1.2921 | 0.03837 | 202 | 152 | 41 | 9 |
1119 | The theme from Rocky | 1.2921 | 0.04085 | 202 | 156 | 33 | 13 |
1120 | A knockout performance! | 1.2921 | 0.03900 | 202 | 153 | 39 | 10 |
1121 | It was a restraining order from my piano teacher! | 1.2919 | 0.04214 | 209 | 165 | 27 | 17 |
1122 | This is the best way I have found to knock out a tune. | 1.2919 | 0.03813 | 209 | 158 | 41 | 10 |
1123 | This next piece is going to be a little punchier | 1.2919 | 0.03752 | 209 | 157 | 43 | 9 |
1124 | Put up your Duke Ellingtons | 1.2919 | 0.03752 | 209 | 157 | 43 | 9 |
1125 | I'm making Mozart great again. | 1.2919 | 0.04214 | 209 | 165 | 27 | 17 |
1126 | For an encore, I've chosen to knock out a few bars of Beethoven's Ninth. | 1.2918 | 0.03498 | 233 | 174 | 50 | 9 |
1127 | Prepare to be knocked out! | 1.2917 | 0.03553 | 216 | 160 | 49 | 7 |
1128 | Ever have that dream that you went to school in your underwear? This is my version... | 1.2915 | 0.03815 | 223 | 171 | 39 | 13 |
1129 | I shall now perform Handel with kid gloves. | 1.2915 | 0.04065 | 199 | 153 | 34 | 12 |
1130 | This next piece is to be played 'molto forte.' | 1.2915 | 0.04065 | 199 | 153 | 34 | 12 |
1131 | Now for my knockout piece as the encore. | 1.2913 | 0.03659 | 206 | 153 | 46 | 7 |
1132 | OSHA regulations. | 1.2911 | 0.03936 | 213 | 164 | 36 | 13 |
1133 | And now for my knockout number... | 1.2910 | 0.03862 | 189 | 141 | 41 | 7 |
1134 | A Paul Simon song, sir ? Any one in particular ? | 1.2909 | 0.03955 | 220 | 171 | 34 | 15 |
1135 | That's the last time I schedule a concert on Boxing Day. | 1.2907 | 0.03767 | 227 | 174 | 40 | 13 |
1136 | Yet another dream where I don't have my underwear on. | 1.2906 | 0.04007 | 203 | 156 | 35 | 12 |
1137 | 'I'll knock out a few melodies." | 1.2906 | 0.03884 | 203 | 154 | 39 | 10 |
1138 | Hopefully this will strike a chord with you as it did for me. | 1.2906 | 0.03884 | 203 | 154 | 39 | 10 |
1139 | This piece will knock you out. | 1.2906 | 0.03820 | 203 | 153 | 41 | 9 |
1140 | And now, my arrangement of Paul Simon’s ‘The Boxer.’ | 1.2906 | 0.04068 | 203 | 157 | 33 | 13 |
1141 | For my next selection, I have prepared an interpretive rendition of the Theme from Rocky. | 1.2905 | 0.04030 | 210 | 163 | 33 | 14 |
1142 | My next selection is a Rockymaninoff | 1.2905 | 0.04030 | 210 | 163 | 33 | 14 |
1143 | This one is by Rockymaninov. | 1.2905 | 0.03857 | 210 | 160 | 39 | 11 |
1144 | My next selection will be "Fight of the Bumblebee". | 1.2905 | 0.03857 | 210 | 160 | 39 | 11 |
1145 | Ladies and gentlemen ... I will now attempt to free my hands and play the Minute Waltz in 55 seconds or less. | 1.2905 | 0.03569 | 241 | 183 | 46 | 12 |
1146 | The melody could use a little more punch. | 1.2903 | 0.04046 | 186 | 141 | 36 | 9 |
1147 | And now, an interpretation of Liszt based on my true feelings. | 1.2903 | 0.03829 | 217 | 166 | 39 | 12 |
1148 | Before my next performance I'd like to ask the Gazette's music critic to join me onstage. | 1.2903 | 0.03992 | 217 | 169 | 33 | 15 |
1149 | And for my next number I will play Fight of the Bumble Bee. | 1.2902 | 0.04082 | 193 | 148 | 34 | 11 |
1150 | Box variations. | 1.2900 | 0.03771 | 231 | 178 | 39 | 14 |
1151 | They said the keys would be larger | 1.2900 | 0.03619 | 231 | 175 | 45 | 11 |
1152 | After 30 years of tickling the ivories, I’ve decided to try something new. | 1.2900 | 0.03856 | 200 | 151 | 40 | 9 |
1153 | To close, a traditional Boxing Day tune. | 1.2900 | 0.03856 | 200 | 151 | 40 | 9 |
1154 | I always dread the Boxing Day gig. | 1.2900 | 0.03856 | 200 | 151 | 40 | 9 |
1155 | I think you'll agree this next tune is a real knockout. | 1.2899 | 0.04060 | 169 | 126 | 37 | 6 |
1156 | ...And now a selection from my new boxed set. | 1.2899 | 0.03832 | 207 | 157 | 40 | 10 |
1157 | Folks, this won't be my usual performance. I'm not wearing any pants tonight. | 1.2899 | 0.04069 | 207 | 161 | 32 | 14 |
1158 | And now, "Fight of the Bumblebee." | 1.2899 | 0.03892 | 207 | 158 | 38 | 11 |
1159 | And now for some Wagner. | 1.2897 | 0.03689 | 214 | 161 | 44 | 9 |
1160 | Next, a piece I composed when I was three years old. | 1.2897 | 0.04242 | 214 | 171 | 24 | 19 |
1161 | Gerald was finding his two jobs were beginning to interfere with each other. | 1.2897 | 0.04030 | 214 | 167 | 32 | 15 |
1162 | Good evening, Ladies and Gentlemen. I’m Down for the Count Basie! | 1.2896 | 0.04088 | 183 | 139 | 35 | 9 |
1163 | And now for a piece by Pugalini. | 1.2896 | 0.03669 | 221 | 167 | 44 | 10 |
1164 | If the bartender is listening, I'm ready for another round. | 1.2896 | 0.03725 | 221 | 168 | 42 | 11 |
1165 | Now for a thumping good tune | 1.2896 | 0.03613 | 221 | 166 | 46 | 9 |
1166 | Who brought the piano? I asked for a gong! | 1.2895 | 0.03541 | 228 | 171 | 48 | 9 |
1167 | Ladies and Gentlemen, the Fight of the Bumblebee. | 1.2895 | 0.04050 | 228 | 181 | 28 | 19 |
1168 | And now for a touch of Wagner. | 1.2895 | 0.04257 | 190 | 148 | 29 | 13 |
1169 | And now, I will play the 0ne-two waltz. | 1.2895 | 0.04124 | 190 | 146 | 33 | 11 |
1170 | For your pleasure, “Cacophony in B flat” | 1.2895 | 0.04056 | 190 | 145 | 35 | 10 |
1171 | This next piece I will play using only gentle jabs and delicate hooks. | 1.2893 | 0.04150 | 197 | 153 | 31 | 13 |
1172 | This is a lessor known but musically athletic Bach piece, the poundo and feud in three rounds. | 1.2893 | 0.04024 | 197 | 151 | 35 | 11 |
1173 | Here comes the hook. | 1.2892 | 0.03867 | 204 | 155 | 39 | 10 |
1174 | And now I shall play for your listening pleasure a few pieces from my latest recording, ‘Atonal Bludgeoning Cacophony.’ | 1.2891 | 0.04013 | 211 | 164 | 33 | 14 |
1175 | And here's a knockout hit I wrote recently... | 1.2891 | 0.03899 | 211 | 162 | 37 | 12 |
1176 | And now the hard way. | 1.2891 | 0.04124 | 211 | 166 | 29 | 16 |
1177 | And now a song that floats like Madame Butterfly and stings like the Flight of the Bumblebee | 1.2891 | 0.03841 | 211 | 161 | 39 | 11 |
1178 | I'm hoping to be saved by the bell. | 1.2889 | 0.03570 | 225 | 169 | 47 | 9 |
1179 | Let's get ready to Rrrrrrachmaninoffff! | 1.2889 | 0.03785 | 225 | 173 | 39 | 13 |
1180 | Ladies and Gentlemen, I will be performing Simon and Garfunkel’s, The Boxer, as it was originally conceived. | 1.2889 | 0.03679 | 225 | 171 | 43 | 11 |
1181 | I think you'll all recognize this Paul Simon tune. | 1.2887 | 0.04129 | 194 | 150 | 32 | 12 |
1182 | Are you sure about this, Mr. Cage? | 1.2887 | 0.04129 | 194 | 150 | 32 | 12 |
1183 | And now for a piece that sounds like something a toddler could play. | 1.2886 | 0.03904 | 201 | 153 | 38 | 10 |
1184 | Who's ready to hear my hit song? | 1.2886 | 0.04029 | 201 | 155 | 34 | 12 |
1185 | John Cage's 4'33, as played by Rocky Balboa. | 1.2886 | 0.04151 | 201 | 157 | 30 | 14 |
1186 | That was John Cage. Any questions? | 1.2886 | 0.04151 | 201 | 157 | 30 | 14 |
1187 | And now, for your listening pleasure, I will attempt chopsticks. | 1.2885 | 0.03994 | 208 | 161 | 34 | 13 |
1188 | For my next number I shall pound the keyboard. | 1.2885 | 0.03692 | 208 | 156 | 44 | 8 |
1189 | Now for a mash-up I like to call "Float like a Butterfly; sting like the Flight of the Bumblebee." | 1.2885 | 0.03876 | 208 | 159 | 38 | 11 |
1190 | And now I will perform"Horowitz at age 2" | 1.2885 | 0.03876 | 208 | 159 | 38 | 11 |
1191 | I would now like to play Ravel's "Concerto for No Hands." | 1.2884 | 0.03848 | 215 | 165 | 38 | 12 |
1192 | They said my playing could use a little punch. | 1.2884 | 0.03733 | 215 | 163 | 42 | 10 |
1193 | Let's see you bring your booing up here. | 1.2884 | 0.03848 | 215 | 165 | 38 | 12 |
1194 | If Beethoven could do it deaf, then I might as well try my best. | 1.2884 | 0.03904 | 215 | 166 | 36 | 13 |
1195 | I will now play a round by Johann Sebastian Box. | 1.2884 | 0.03791 | 215 | 164 | 40 | 11 |
1196 | Last time, Rachmaninoff won. | 1.2883 | 0.03655 | 222 | 168 | 44 | 10 |
1197 | Now, I’d like to play you a selection of my greatest hits. | 1.2883 | 0.03711 | 222 | 169 | 42 | 11 |
1198 | I’d like to now play the piano version of Simon & Garfunkel’s “The Boxer” | 1.2883 | 0.03655 | 222 | 168 | 44 | 10 |
1199 | We take "dueling pianos" very seriously. | 1.2882 | 0.03635 | 229 | 174 | 44 | 11 |
1200 | I only play Fortissimo. | 1.2881 | 0.03685 | 243 | 188 | 40 | 15 |
1201 | My next selection is a real knockout. | 1.2880 | 0.04068 | 184 | 140 | 35 | 9 |
1202 | Uhhh...I kinda lost a bet. | 1.2879 | 0.04069 | 198 | 153 | 33 | 12 |
1203 | This next one is more ‘Rocky’ than Rachmaninoff. | 1.2878 | 0.03851 | 205 | 156 | 39 | 10 |
1204 | Any other requests? | 1.2878 | 0.04033 | 205 | 159 | 33 | 13 |
1205 | It’s not The Fight of The Bumblebee? | 1.2877 | 0.03997 | 212 | 165 | 33 | 14 |
1206 | I coulda had class. I coulda been a conductor. I coulda been somebody. Instead of a bum. Which is what I am. | 1.2877 | 0.03940 | 212 | 164 | 35 | 13 |
1207 | My next number is "Chopfists". | 1.2877 | 0.03743 | 219 | 167 | 41 | 11 |
1208 | Here’s a little something for all you boxing fans”. | 1.2877 | 0.04013 | 219 | 172 | 31 | 16 |
1209 | This next one is also by Stravinsky. | 1.2877 | 0.03907 | 219 | 170 | 35 | 14 |
1210 | And now, I give you Punchini's "Madam Sting Like a Butterfly." | 1.2877 | 0.03798 | 219 | 168 | 39 | 12 |
1211 | ...and now an original composition that I like to call "Thrilla in Manila" | 1.2877 | 0.03798 | 219 | 168 | 39 | 12 |
1212 | And now I'd like to play something with absolutely no regard for talent, technique or quite frankly, for any of you my dear audience. | 1.2876 | 0.03771 | 226 | 174 | 39 | 13 |
1213 | Gimme a mandatory eight count. | 1.2876 | 0.03611 | 226 | 171 | 45 | 10 |
1214 | This next piece was composed by a 2 yr. old with no formal training. | 1.2872 | 0.04046 | 195 | 150 | 34 | 11 |
1215 | Now, my rendition of Fight of the Bumble Bee. | 1.2871 | 0.03887 | 202 | 154 | 38 | 10 |
1216 | I thought I’d punch up this last number just a bit. | 1.2871 | 0.03823 | 202 | 153 | 40 | 9 |
1217 | This will be 1812 like you've never heard. | 1.2871 | 0.03800 | 209 | 159 | 40 | 10 |
1218 | I will now play Rockymaninoff’s Piano Concerto No. V. | 1.2871 | 0.03739 | 209 | 158 | 42 | 9 |
1219 | That was in the key of C minor, give or take... | 1.2870 | 0.03776 | 216 | 165 | 40 | 11 |
1220 | Its Rimsky-Korsakov with a postmodern vibe: I call it "Fight of the Bumblebee" | 1.2870 | 0.03943 | 216 | 168 | 34 | 14 |
1221 | This next piece is by Sergei Knockyerblockoff. | 1.2870 | 0.03641 | 223 | 169 | 44 | 10 |
1222 | I will now play for you a piece by Donald J. Trump called ‘Bing Bing Bong Bong’ | 1.2870 | 0.03857 | 223 | 173 | 36 | 14 |
1223 | It’s an upbeat tempo. One, two. One, two. | 1.2870 | 0.03641 | 223 | 169 | 44 | 10 |
1224 | It's called Bach-sing. | 1.2869 | 0.03698 | 237 | 183 | 40 | 14 |
1225 | Does anybody dare to make a request? | 1.2865 | 0.03902 | 185 | 139 | 39 | 7 |
1226 | I dare you, ask me to play ‘Piano Man’ one more time. | 1.2865 | 0.04153 | 192 | 149 | 31 | 12 |
1227 | This next one has a hook that will be in your head for days. | 1.2864 | 0.03988 | 199 | 153 | 35 | 11 |
1228 | And now, I will do a rendition of "The Boxer," by Simon & Garfunkel. | 1.2864 | 0.03725 | 199 | 149 | 43 | 7 |
1229 | Let’s get ready to RE-CI-TAAAAL! | 1.2864 | 0.03988 | 199 | 153 | 35 | 11 |
1230 | ...and now the band and I would like to punch out a couple of old favorites. | 1.2864 | 0.03709 | 206 | 155 | 43 | 8 |
1231 | Would the person who requested Proud Mary please come forward? | 1.2864 | 0.04074 | 206 | 161 | 31 | 14 |
1232 | We'll have a brief intermission while I decide my future. | 1.2864 | 0.04074 | 206 | 161 | 31 | 14 |
1233 | Good evening and welcome to 'Boxers Got Talent'! | 1.2864 | 0.03956 | 206 | 159 | 35 | 12 |
1234 | I'd like to pound out a few tunes. | 1.2864 | 0.03773 | 206 | 156 | 41 | 9 |
1235 | I hope you enjoy this next number. I knocked it out last night. | 1.2864 | 0.03783 | 220 | 169 | 39 | 12 |
1236 | My next selection is Beethoven's "Hammerklavier" | 1.2863 | 0.03704 | 227 | 174 | 41 | 12 |
1237 | I float like Madame Butterfly and sting like Flight of the Bumble Bee | 1.2857 | 0.03703 | 217 | 165 | 42 | 10 |
1238 | I think I misunderstood the phrase 'hitting the right notes'. | 1.2857 | 0.03742 | 203 | 153 | 42 | 8 |
1239 | My next selection will be from the Ring Cycle | 1.2857 | 0.03828 | 196 | 148 | 40 | 8 |
1240 | My next song is The Boxer, by Simon and Garfunkle. | 1.2857 | 0.03903 | 210 | 162 | 36 | 12 |
1241 | I am going to float like a butterfly and sting like a B major | 1.2857 | 0.04129 | 189 | 146 | 32 | 11 |
1242 | I call this next piece, Ali vs. Frazier, in B minor. | 1.2857 | 0.04028 | 196 | 151 | 34 | 11 |
1243 | This next piece is from the Ring cycle. | 1.2857 | 0.04028 | 196 | 151 | 34 | 11 |
1244 | They told me it was Boxing Day. | 1.2857 | 0.03682 | 224 | 171 | 42 | 11 |
1245 | I went to a tough music school. The keys were black and blue. But seriously, take my arranger. Please! | 1.2857 | 0.04308 | 182 | 142 | 28 | 12 |
1246 | As a Jazz Pacifist, I believe it's more about the notes I don't strike | 1.2857 | 0.03927 | 217 | 169 | 34 | 14 |
1247 | Chopin Piano Concerto, round 3. | 1.2857 | 0.03465 | 217 | 161 | 50 | 6 |
1248 | And now ... The Pugilist of Seville. | 1.2857 | 0.03933 | 203 | 156 | 36 | 11 |
1249 | . . . and now the theme from Rocky | 1.2857 | 0.04218 | 196 | 154 | 28 | 14 |
1250 | And now in the key of Ali. | 1.2857 | 0.03872 | 217 | 168 | 36 | 13 |
1251 | It's kind of a punchy tune! | 1.2857 | 0.03627 | 224 | 170 | 44 | 10 |
1252 | This song was composed by my two year old son on the pots and pans. | 1.2857 | 0.04515 | 182 | 145 | 22 | 15 |
1253 | Too punchy? | 1.2857 | 0.03870 | 203 | 155 | 38 | 10 |
1254 | 1, 2, 3 - hit it! | 1.2857 | 0.03724 | 210 | 159 | 42 | 9 |
1255 | Before I start playing the theme from "Rocky", can somebody come up here and zip up my pants? | 1.2857 | 0.04092 | 196 | 152 | 32 | 12 |
1256 | Let's get ready to rumba. | 1.2857 | 0.03933 | 203 | 156 | 36 | 11 |
1257 | And now for the old, ‘One, two’ | 1.2851 | 0.03658 | 221 | 168 | 43 | 10 |
1258 | And now a contemporary rendition of Schoenberg's transcription of LL Cool J's "Mama Said Knock You Out" | 1.2850 | 0.04019 | 214 | 168 | 31 | 15 |
1259 | Rockymaninoff’s Piano Concerto No. V | 1.2850 | 0.03677 | 214 | 162 | 43 | 9 |
1260 | And now a little number by Schoenberg—please feel free to hum along. | 1.2850 | 0.04019 | 214 | 168 | 31 | 15 |
1261 | This next piece - "John Cage Match" - is an homage. | 1.2850 | 0.03851 | 214 | 165 | 37 | 12 |
1262 | I think you will all recognize the theme from "Requiem for a Heavyweight." | 1.2850 | 0.03757 | 207 | 157 | 41 | 9 |
1263 | Maestro, Uppercut in C Major please. | 1.2850 | 0.03819 | 207 | 158 | 39 | 10 |
1264 | They’re rather tired of being tickled. | 1.2850 | 0.03940 | 207 | 160 | 35 | 12 |
1265 | And finally, I'd like to knock out a few." | 1.2850 | 0.03819 | 207 | 158 | 39 | 10 |
1266 | This next piece is by John Cage. | 1.2850 | 0.04114 | 207 | 163 | 29 | 15 |
1267 | What you are about to hear has never before been played in a concert hall. | 1.2850 | 0.03907 | 200 | 153 | 37 | 10 |
1268 | YOU FORGOT THE BLINDFOLD. | 1.2850 | 0.04568 | 193 | 157 | 17 | 19 |
1269 | I Am The Greatest! | 1.2850 | 0.03864 | 193 | 146 | 39 | 8 |
1270 | And now a tribute to the late great Muhammad Ali. | 1.2850 | 0.03933 | 193 | 147 | 37 | 9 |
1271 | Did you say, "Bach's"? | 1.2850 | 0.04001 | 193 | 148 | 35 | 10 |
1272 | What does Beethoven being deaf have to do with it? | 1.2850 | 0.04387 | 193 | 154 | 23 | 16 |
1273 | Trust me, this next song will be a knockout. | 1.2844 | 0.03668 | 225 | 172 | 42 | 11 |
1274 | I shall now play Float Like A Butterfly, Sting Like A Bee Flat | 1.2844 | 0.03929 | 225 | 177 | 32 | 16 |
1275 | And now, my own rendition of the 1812 Overture. | 1.2844 | 0.03878 | 225 | 176 | 34 | 15 |
1276 | Here's a punchy little etude... | 1.2844 | 0.03452 | 218 | 162 | 50 | 6 |
1277 | And now, I'd like to play "TKO for Two" | 1.2844 | 0.03689 | 218 | 166 | 42 | 10 |
1278 | And now, a recently discovered composition by John Cage. | 1.2844 | 0.03965 | 218 | 171 | 32 | 15 |
1279 | LIMERICK: There was a pianist named Billy...A heavy weight singer from Philly...His tunes packed a punch...And he delivered a bunch...But personally, I found them silly. | 1.2844 | 0.03769 | 211 | 161 | 40 | 10 |
1280 | Many of you know this from my box set. | 1.2844 | 0.03769 | 211 | 161 | 40 | 10 |
1281 | WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO KNOCKOUT ANOTHER TUNE? | 1.2843 | 0.03916 | 204 | 157 | 36 | 11 |
1282 | This composition needs more punch. | 1.2843 | 0.03791 | 204 | 155 | 40 | 9 |
1283 | This one has a punchy beat | 1.2843 | 0.03727 | 204 | 154 | 42 | 8 |
1284 | Well, not usually, but these are my Bach-sing gloves. | 1.2843 | 0.03791 | 204 | 155 | 40 | 9 |
1285 | It needed the right hook. | 1.2843 | 0.03916 | 204 | 157 | 36 | 11 |
1286 | Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. Tonight, I don't plan to tickle the ivories as much as smash 'em to bits. | 1.2843 | 0.03878 | 197 | 150 | 38 | 9 |
1287 | Next, I'd like to play the Ali Variations. | 1.2843 | 0.03945 | 197 | 151 | 36 | 10 |
1288 | For my final piece I'd like to play Schubert's Four Impromptus D899 but I can't. So instead I'll just beat the crap out of this thing. | 1.2842 | 0.04110 | 190 | 147 | 32 | 11 |
1289 | This next piece is a punchy little number. | 1.2842 | 0.04110 | 190 | 147 | 32 | 11 |
1290 | This next little number is a real knockout! | 1.2837 | 0.03836 | 215 | 166 | 37 | 12 |
1291 | The Fight of the Bumblebee | 1.2837 | 0.03947 | 215 | 168 | 33 | 14 |
1292 | It's worse than it looks. They're thumbless gloves. | 1.2837 | 0.03892 | 215 | 167 | 35 | 13 |
1293 | And now, my final number will just knock you out! | 1.2837 | 0.03721 | 215 | 164 | 41 | 10 |
1294 | Yo adagio! | 1.2837 | 0.03863 | 208 | 160 | 37 | 11 |
1295 | Would anyone care to hear another fight song? | 1.2837 | 0.03741 | 208 | 158 | 41 | 9 |
1296 | The first number I'll be playing this evening is going to sound like hell. | 1.2837 | 0.03923 | 208 | 161 | 35 | 12 |
1297 | Sonata for two boxing gloves on three keys at a time, molto grandissimo. | 1.2837 | 0.03615 | 208 | 156 | 45 | 7 |
1298 | My next piece is a real knockout. | 1.2835 | 0.03847 | 194 | 147 | 39 | 8 |
1299 | This is for the table that requested the theme from “Rocky”! | 1.2834 | 0.03866 | 187 | 141 | 39 | 7 |
1300 | Now, a new work, “Brexit Compromise,” in B flat minor. | 1.2834 | 0.04221 | 187 | 146 | 29 | 12 |
1301 | For my next number...'Requiem for a Heavyweight' | 1.2831 | 0.03674 | 219 | 167 | 42 | 10 |
1302 | Next, "Dance of the Butterflies," by Muhammad Ali. | 1.2830 | 0.03632 | 212 | 160 | 44 | 8 |
1303 | I have found it difficult to refrain from texting during performances. | 1.2830 | 0.03928 | 212 | 165 | 34 | 13 |
1304 | It worked for my cat. | 1.2829 | 0.03838 | 205 | 157 | 38 | 10 |
1305 | Float like a melody, sting like a B-flat. | 1.2829 | 0.03512 | 205 | 152 | 48 | 5 |
1306 | Roll over, Beethoven. | 1.2828 | 0.03992 | 198 | 153 | 34 | 11 |
1307 | And now, Ravel's Piano Concerto in D for Southpaws. | 1.2828 | 0.04118 | 198 | 155 | 30 | 13 |
1308 | And now, I would like to play the theme song from the movie, Rocky. | 1.2828 | 0.04301 | 198 | 158 | 24 | 16 |
1309 | ...and so in tribute to Michael Jackson, I will "just Beat It." | 1.2828 | 0.03927 | 198 | 152 | 36 | 10 |
1310 | Let the first round of the concerto begin. | 1.2827 | 0.04158 | 191 | 149 | 30 | 12 |
1311 | Concerto in A, B, C, D, E, F, and G | 1.2826 | 0.03903 | 184 | 139 | 38 | 7 |
1312 | Harolds worst nightmare, trying out for the "L.A. PHILHARMONIC" | 1.2826 | 0.04404 | 184 | 146 | 24 | 14 |
1313 | And now for a bit of Rocky maninoff! | 1.2826 | 0.03814 | 230 | 180 | 35 | 15 |
1314 | My next piece is in one-two time. | 1.2825 | 0.03845 | 223 | 174 | 35 | 14 |
1315 | I call the next piece "The Ring Cycle". | 1.2825 | 0.03845 | 223 | 174 | 35 | 14 |
1316 | I’m wearing these gloves at the request of my fans | 1.2824 | 0.03763 | 216 | 166 | 39 | 11 |
1317 | Now, for a rarely-played piece from Wagner's Ring Cycle. | 1.2824 | 0.03931 | 216 | 169 | 33 | 14 |
1318 | Float like a butterfly, sting like a B-sharp. | 1.2823 | 0.03726 | 209 | 159 | 41 | 9 |
1319 | That concludes Round 1, Round 2 will begin after intermission . | 1.2823 | 0.03787 | 209 | 160 | 39 | 10 |
1320 | The contract stated I was not allowed to "tickle" the ivories | 1.2822 | 0.03936 | 202 | 156 | 35 | 11 |
1321 | 'We're now going to take the gloves off.' | 1.2822 | 0.03873 | 202 | 155 | 37 | 10 |
1322 | I will take off the gloves, but I want you to know how it feels to be challenged by Prokofiev. | 1.2822 | 0.03873 | 202 | 155 | 37 | 10 |
1323 | Then what precisely DO you mean by "Punch it up a little"? | 1.2822 | 0.03809 | 202 | 154 | 39 | 9 |
1324 | Ladies and gentlemen, I will now perform a medley of my greatest hits. | 1.2821 | 0.03463 | 234 | 177 | 48 | 9 |
1325 | Excuse me, the keys are too small. | 1.2819 | 0.04201 | 188 | 147 | 29 | 12 |
1326 | If Billy Joel claims to be the piano man one more time, I swear I'm going to deck him. | 1.2819 | 0.03993 | 188 | 144 | 35 | 9 |
1327 | Fair warning if you don’t applaud. | 1.2818 | 0.03602 | 220 | 167 | 44 | 9 |
1328 | Ladies and Gentlemen, Rockymaninoff No. 3. | 1.2818 | 0.03880 | 220 | 172 | 34 | 14 |
1329 | Tickling the ivories! I think not. | 1.2818 | 0.03863 | 181 | 136 | 39 | 6 |
1330 | And now, the Trump Suite of Dementias, in F Major. | 1.2817 | 0.03968 | 213 | 167 | 32 | 14 |
1331 | This concert is off to a Rocky start. | 1.2817 | 0.03738 | 213 | 163 | 40 | 10 |
1332 | I love challenges! | 1.2817 | 0.04078 | 213 | 169 | 28 | 16 |
1333 | And it sounds a little something like this.... | 1.2816 | 0.03759 | 206 | 157 | 40 | 9 |
1334 | What?? No, the contract definitely said glove songs... | 1.2816 | 0.04120 | 206 | 163 | 28 | 15 |
1335 | What do you mean I am off key? | 1.2816 | 0.03943 | 206 | 160 | 34 | 12 |
1336 | Apologies for the rocky start... | 1.2816 | 0.03883 | 206 | 159 | 36 | 11 |
1337 | And now, "The Boxer" | 1.2815 | 0.03722 | 238 | 186 | 37 | 15 |
1338 | Well, technique isn't everything. | 1.2815 | 0.03372 | 238 | 179 | 51 | 8 |
1339 | No dad, I'm giving up on your dream | 1.2815 | 0.03576 | 238 | 183 | 43 | 12 |
1340 | I dedicate this next piece to my manager, who needs a better understanding of what a ‘boxing day concert’ is. | 1.2814 | 0.04038 | 199 | 155 | 32 | 12 |
1341 | And now for the hook. | 1.2812 | 0.04394 | 192 | 154 | 22 | 16 |
1342 | Oddsmakers have ebony over ivory in the third round . | 1.2812 | 0.04072 | 192 | 149 | 32 | 11 |
1343 | Now for Chopin’s Etude in G# minor, Op.25; No.6 the hard way. | 1.2812 | 0.04005 | 192 | 148 | 34 | 10 |
1344 | On tonight’s program, “Float like Les Papillons, sting like Debussy.” | 1.2811 | 0.03915 | 217 | 170 | 33 | 14 |
1345 | And now for a little fight music. | 1.2811 | 0.03860 | 217 | 169 | 35 | 13 |
1346 | This next number will be a little Rocky | 1.2811 | 0.03748 | 217 | 167 | 39 | 11 |
1347 | And now, round four... | 1.2811 | 0.03805 | 217 | 168 | 37 | 12 |
1348 | And now, the theme from ‘Rocky’ as it was originally composed... | 1.2810 | 0.04006 | 210 | 165 | 31 | 14 |
1349 | They keys in this piece are pretty sharp. | 1.2810 | 0.03831 | 210 | 162 | 37 | 11 |
1350 | The second movement begins with delightful arpeggios and ends with an uppercut. | 1.2810 | 0.03831 | 210 | 162 | 37 | 11 |
1351 | Ladies and gentlemen, The Palooka Polka. | 1.2810 | 0.03890 | 210 | 163 | 35 | 12 |
1352 | I wanted to be a boxer, but mother made me take piano lessons. | 1.2809 | 0.03450 | 235 | 178 | 48 | 9 |
1353 | I'm trying to stop tickling the ivories. | 1.2808 | 0.03662 | 203 | 153 | 43 | 7 |
1354 | This is called he Mefisto Waltz. | 1.2808 | 0.03857 | 203 | 156 | 37 | 10 |
1355 | It was at that moment, Rocky knew he had to give up his dreams. | 1.2808 | 0.03793 | 203 | 155 | 39 | 9 |
1356 | Sharp or flat? | 1.2807 | 0.03731 | 228 | 177 | 38 | 13 |
1357 | My next number will knock you out. | 1.2806 | 0.03881 | 196 | 150 | 37 | 9 |
1358 | And now: Beethoven's Ninth--in the style of American democracy. | 1.2806 | 0.04205 | 196 | 155 | 27 | 14 |
1359 | And next, the theme from Rocky. | 1.2805 | 0.03864 | 221 | 173 | 34 | 14 |
1360 | I'm working on my fortissimos. | 1.2805 | 0.03701 | 221 | 170 | 40 | 11 |
1361 | And now, Muhammad Ali's fifth symphony. | 1.2804 | 0.03896 | 214 | 167 | 34 | 13 |
1362 | I've had a request for "The Boxer." | 1.2802 | 0.03866 | 207 | 160 | 36 | 11 |
1363 | I dare you to cough one more time! | 1.2802 | 0.03927 | 207 | 161 | 34 | 12 |
1364 | Get ready for my latest hit... | 1.2802 | 0.03805 | 207 | 159 | 38 | 10 |
1365 | This next selection is a real knockout. | 1.2802 | 0.03805 | 207 | 159 | 38 | 10 |
1366 | I will now take on Mozart | 1.2802 | 0.03616 | 207 | 156 | 44 | 7 |
1367 | Heads up, folks -- this next number's going to be a knockout. | 1.2802 | 0.03736 | 232 | 181 | 37 | 14 |
1368 | They complained I was all thumbs. | 1.2800 | 0.03828 | 200 | 153 | 38 | 9 |
1369 | It’s not as delicate a piece as one might think. | 1.2800 | 0.03489 | 225 | 170 | 47 | 8 |
1370 | So! I’m not all thumbs!! | 1.2800 | 0.03957 | 200 | 155 | 34 | 11 |
1371 | Now I'd like to knock out my latest for you! | 1.2800 | 0.03762 | 200 | 152 | 40 | 8 |
1372 | Just how fortissimo do you want it? | 1.2800 | 0.03828 | 200 | 153 | 38 | 9 |
1373 | You said pugilisimo, right? | 1.2800 | 0.04082 | 200 | 157 | 30 | 13 |
1374 | And now, reimagined for pianoforte, the theme from Rocky. | 1.2798 | 0.04111 | 218 | 175 | 25 | 18 |
1375 | I dedicate this next piece to Philip Glass. | 1.2798 | 0.04054 | 193 | 150 | 32 | 11 |
1376 | *“Alas, ebony and ivory don’t always live together in perfect harmony.” | 1.2797 | 0.03641 | 236 | 183 | 40 | 13 |
1377 | Now, i am going to play my greatest hits. | 1.2796 | 0.03756 | 211 | 162 | 39 | 10 |
1378 | And now, Madam Butterfly, Stings Like A Bee. | 1.2796 | 0.04100 | 211 | 168 | 27 | 16 |
1379 | What? You've never seen Bach-sing gloves? | 1.2796 | 0.04100 | 211 | 168 | 27 | 16 |
1380 | This next piece may be a little Rocky. | 1.2796 | 0.03932 | 211 | 165 | 33 | 13 |
1381 | I have A Minor problem | 1.2796 | 0.03756 | 211 | 162 | 39 | 10 |
1382 | J. S. BACHINGGLOVE | 1.2796 | 0.03695 | 211 | 161 | 41 | 9 |
1383 | And now, ladies and gentlemen: "'We Will Rock You! | 1.2796 | 0.04226 | 186 | 146 | 28 | 12 |
1384 | I thought you said "bach". | 1.2795 | 0.03612 | 229 | 176 | 42 | 11 |
1385 | Introducing classical music for millennials. Because alone, Piano Sonata No. 29 isn't enough to maintain your attention. | 1.2795 | 0.03716 | 229 | 178 | 38 | 13 |
1386 | It's an unfinished piece if anyone's cellphone goes off. | 1.2795 | 0.03716 | 229 | 178 | 38 | 13 |
1387 | And in this corner.......Liszt-loving, Bach-breaking, Mozart-mauling .....two-handed "Steinway Tommy Tune"!! | 1.2795 | 0.03716 | 229 | 178 | 38 | 13 |
1388 | Well, most musicians needs two jobs | 1.2794 | 0.03840 | 204 | 157 | 37 | 10 |
1389 | I know it looks odd, but it got me into Harvard. | 1.2793 | 0.03902 | 222 | 175 | 32 | 15 |
1390 | And now, I'll play selections from my box set. | 1.2792 | 0.04060 | 197 | 154 | 31 | 12 |
1391 | And now, by Rimsky-Korsakov, The Fight of the Bumblebee. | 1.2792 | 0.03864 | 197 | 151 | 37 | 9 |
1392 | I call it "Pounding on the keys like a goddamned Ape.' | 1.2791 | 0.03649 | 215 | 164 | 42 | 9 |
1393 | And now for Rachmaninoff’s piano concerto in c minor. Better known as Rocky II | 1.2791 | 0.03935 | 215 | 169 | 32 | 14 |
1394 | Victor Borge in his final round | 1.2791 | 0.03708 | 215 | 165 | 40 | 10 |
1395 | The nightmare before the concert. | 1.2791 | 0.04309 | 172 | 134 | 28 | 10 |
1396 | And now I'd like to bang out a little ditty of my own... | 1.2790 | 0.03517 | 233 | 178 | 45 | 10 |
1397 | I will next perform the theme from Rocky. | 1.2790 | 0.03517 | 233 | 178 | 45 | 10 |
1398 | That was the fury, now comes the sound. | 1.2789 | 0.04095 | 190 | 148 | 31 | 11 |
1399 | And now a new take on a classic: "Beating You Senseless With My Song." | 1.2789 | 0.03886 | 190 | 145 | 37 | 8 |
1400 | It's a Cage session. | 1.2789 | 0.04095 | 190 | 148 | 31 | 11 |
1401 | Playing piano helps with my anger management issues. | 1.2788 | 0.03532 | 226 | 172 | 45 | 9 |
1402 | You were right. This does sound a little better. | 1.2786 | 0.04002 | 201 | 157 | 32 | 12 |
1403 | This one's in the key of Knock You Flat. | 1.2786 | 0.03811 | 201 | 154 | 38 | 9 |
1404 | They laughed when I sat down at the piano. | 1.2785 | 0.03884 | 219 | 172 | 33 | 14 |
1405 | For my next piece, I'll be playing the theme song from Rocky. | 1.2785 | 0.03829 | 219 | 171 | 35 | 13 |
1406 | This next piece is called "the fight of the bumble bees". | 1.2785 | 0.03829 | 219 | 171 | 35 | 13 |
1407 | And now, my rendition of the "The Theme From Rocky'. | 1.2785 | 0.03477 | 237 | 181 | 46 | 10 |
1408 | And Now Tyson's Ninf Symphony | 1.2784 | 0.04035 | 194 | 151 | 32 | 11 |
1409 | You should see what the keyboard looks like | 1.2784 | 0.03616 | 194 | 145 | 44 | 5 |
1410 | These? They're for when I meet that #*&@* composer after the concert. | 1.2783 | 0.03858 | 212 | 165 | 35 | 12 |
1411 | ...And it kind of goes like this. | 1.2783 | 0.03680 | 212 | 162 | 41 | 9 |
1412 | I'm in between careers. | 1.2783 | 0.03740 | 212 | 163 | 39 | 10 |
1413 | In tune, but out of touch. | 1.2783 | 0.03916 | 212 | 166 | 33 | 13 |
1414 | And now, some tunes from The Ring. | 1.2783 | 0.04083 | 212 | 169 | 27 | 16 |
1415 | When I play fortissimo, I don't fuck around. | 1.2783 | 0.03853 | 230 | 182 | 32 | 16 |
1416 | Please have patience as I fight my way through the always difficult Rachmaninoff 3rd piano concerto. | 1.2783 | 0.03853 | 230 | 182 | 32 | 16 |
1417 | Next, I'll play you a punchy little tune. | 1.2781 | 0.03849 | 187 | 142 | 38 | 7 |
1418 | I used to play by ear. | 1.2780 | 0.04182 | 205 | 164 | 25 | 16 |
1419 | Pianist!? I could've swore the classified sought a pugilist. | 1.2780 | 0.04066 | 205 | 162 | 29 | 14 |
1420 | This is a little etude for note clusters, which I composed myself. | 1.2780 | 0.03947 | 205 | 160 | 33 | 12 |
1421 | And next, a lovely little composition by Victor Borge. | 1.2778 | 0.03847 | 198 | 152 | 37 | 9 |
1422 | And now, a visual depiction of writer's block. | 1.2778 | 0.03751 | 216 | 167 | 38 | 11 |
1423 | Despite his millions earned, Rocky Balboa eventually went baroque. | 1.2778 | 0.03913 | 198 | 153 | 35 | 10 |
1424 | The chorus will now join me for few rounds. | 1.2775 | 0.03774 | 209 | 161 | 38 | 10 |
1425 | Boxing. It helps me think outside of the piano. | 1.2775 | 0.03774 | 209 | 161 | 38 | 10 |
1426 | This Flight of the Bumblebee is in honor of Muhammad Ali. | 1.2775 | 0.04067 | 209 | 166 | 28 | 15 |
1427 | Float like ‘Madame Butterfly,’ sting like ‘Flight of the Bumblebee.’ | 1.2775 | 0.04008 | 191 | 148 | 33 | 10 |
1428 | I will now play for you “Eine Kleine Knock You Out.” | 1.2773 | 0.03759 | 220 | 171 | 37 | 12 |
1429 | Let me give you a tune with some punch! | 1.2773 | 0.03759 | 220 | 171 | 37 | 12 |
1430 | It's time for the greatest hits. | 1.2773 | 0.03759 | 220 | 171 | 37 | 12 |
1431 | I’m afraid I can only take requests for something from “The Ring” cycle. | 1.2772 | 0.03795 | 202 | 155 | 38 | 9 |
1432 | Yo Adrian, can you turn the music for me? | 1.2772 | 0.03923 | 202 | 157 | 34 | 11 |
1433 | Ohhh...you said we're going to Bach's! | 1.2772 | 0.04109 | 184 | 143 | 31 | 10 |
1434 | Tickling the ivories is for beginners. This is advanced stuff. | 1.2770 | 0.03604 | 213 | 162 | 43 | 8 |
1435 | 'Chop Sticks.' Why? | 1.2770 | 0.03784 | 213 | 165 | 37 | 11 |
1436 | And now, an unusual rendering of "Chopsticks". | 1.2768 | 0.04142 | 177 | 137 | 31 | 9 |
1437 | Tonight I only play music from the Rocky films. | 1.2767 | 0.03550 | 206 | 155 | 45 | 6 |
1438 | And now I’m going to pound out an old favorite. | 1.2767 | 0.03869 | 206 | 160 | 35 | 11 |
1439 | Next I'll perform Rockymaninoff's arrangement of Bach's concerto | 1.2767 | 0.03745 | 206 | 158 | 39 | 9 |
1440 | If you hum a few bars I can probably punch it out. | 1.2767 | 0.03745 | 206 | 158 | 39 | 9 |
1441 | I'm waiting for the opening bell. | 1.2767 | 0.03869 | 206 | 160 | 35 | 11 |
1442 | Welcome to Ultimate Piano Club | 1.2767 | 0.03869 | 206 | 160 | 35 | 11 |
1443 | This next piece makes Beethoven look like a little bitch. | 1.2766 | 0.03543 | 235 | 181 | 43 | 11 |
1444 | I'd like to dedicate my next number to Muhammad Ali. | 1.2766 | 0.03594 | 235 | 182 | 41 | 12 |
1445 | Oh, ho, yes, I’m the great contender. | 1.2766 | 0.03977 | 188 | 145 | 34 | 9 |
1446 | Next, I will play the theme from Rocky. | 1.2765 | 0.03903 | 217 | 171 | 32 | 14 |
1447 | Trust me, this next piece was a real knockout at my last recital | 1.2765 | 0.03678 | 217 | 167 | 40 | 10 |
1448 | So much for modern stuff. Now for Chopin, and the gloves come off. | 1.2765 | 0.03848 | 217 | 170 | 34 | 13 |
1449 | It is the best way to keep my hands insured. | 1.2764 | 0.03896 | 199 | 154 | 35 | 10 |
1450 | Ladies and Gentlemen, Flight of the Bumblebee like you have never heard played before! | 1.2764 | 0.04024 | 199 | 156 | 31 | 12 |
1451 | Nobody talks during my performance. | 1.2764 | 0.03896 | 199 | 154 | 35 | 10 |
1452 | And now I go three rounds with Rachmaninoff. | 1.2764 | 0.03830 | 199 | 153 | 37 | 9 |
1453 | Wasn't the program Rockymaninoff? | 1.2764 | 0.04024 | 199 | 156 | 31 | 12 |
1454 | Makes "hitting" those notes much easier. | 1.2763 | 0.03505 | 228 | 174 | 45 | 9 |
1455 | Now I will do the piece I played for Harvard’s Admissions Committee. | 1.2763 | 0.03560 | 228 | 175 | 43 | 10 |
1456 | Tonight I'll be playing the theme from Rocky XVII. | 1.2763 | 0.03719 | 228 | 178 | 37 | 13 |
1457 | Who's up for another round? | 1.2762 | 0.03758 | 210 | 162 | 38 | 10 |
1458 | Now for the Fight of the Bumble Bee. | 1.2762 | 0.03697 | 210 | 161 | 40 | 9 |
1459 | No hitting below b-flat | 1.2762 | 0.03877 | 210 | 164 | 34 | 12 |
1460 | Get me LARGER KEYS. | 1.2762 | 0.03877 | 210 | 164 | 34 | 12 |
1461 | If you all don’t stop heckling me the gloves are coming off | 1.2760 | 0.04318 | 192 | 154 | 23 | 15 |
1462 | I'm just a poor boy, though my story's seldom told... | 1.2760 | 0.03853 | 221 | 174 | 33 | 14 |
1463 | This next piece is a big hit! | 1.2759 | 0.03906 | 203 | 158 | 34 | 11 |
1464 | Would you care to join me in a round? | 1.2759 | 0.03968 | 203 | 159 | 32 | 12 |
1465 | I was told to punch up the ending | 1.2759 | 0.03968 | 203 | 159 | 32 | 12 |
1466 | And now for your listening pleasure, the theme from “Rocky”. | 1.2759 | 0.03779 | 203 | 156 | 38 | 9 |
1467 | Don't prejudge." | 1.2757 | 0.03590 | 214 | 163 | 43 | 8 |
1468 | This is a little tune I learned when I studied under Sonny Liston | 1.2757 | 0.03710 | 214 | 165 | 39 | 10 |
1469 | Why tickle the ivories? Pound them with passion! | 1.2757 | 0.03590 | 214 | 163 | 43 | 8 |
1470 | Next is a song that took Jim Morrison 8 1/2 minutes to sing. I plan to knock it out in 2. | 1.2757 | 0.03826 | 214 | 167 | 35 | 12 |
1471 | Actually, it's all in the technique. | 1.2754 | 0.03973 | 207 | 163 | 31 | 13 |
1472 | I will now perform an experimental piece by John Cage. | 1.2752 | 0.03941 | 218 | 173 | 30 | 15 |
1473 | I don't think I can play pianissimo. | 1.2752 | 0.03663 | 218 | 168 | 40 | 10 |
1474 | Here's a punchy tune I wrote to celebrate the Senate Judiciary Committee Hearings | 1.2752 | 0.03887 | 218 | 172 | 32 | 14 |
1475 | I HAVE TO HANDAL THE NEXT NUMBER WITH KID GLOVES | 1.2751 | 0.04167 | 189 | 149 | 28 | 12 |
1476 | I will now perform a more faithful interpretation of "Baby Elephant Walk". | 1.2751 | 0.03959 | 189 | 146 | 34 | 9 |
1477 | This one's for my Pop, who always wanted me to become a fighter | 1.2750 | 0.03879 | 200 | 155 | 35 | 10 |
1478 | The ivories aren't being tickled tonight. | 1.2750 | 0.04006 | 200 | 157 | 31 | 12 |
1479 | Any requests for another Round? | 1.2750 | 0.03879 | 200 | 155 | 35 | 10 |
1480 | For my next selection, I'm going to play 'Chopsticks' again. Anybody got a problem with that? | 1.2750 | 0.03879 | 200 | 155 | 35 | 10 |
1481 | I like to call this one, ,'You're Gonna B-flat-tened.' | 1.2749 | 0.03861 | 211 | 165 | 34 | 12 |
1482 | And now, Rachmaninov in three rounds. | 1.2749 | 0.03620 | 211 | 161 | 42 | 8 |
1483 | And now a new medley for those in the audience who are tone deaf | 1.2749 | 0.03919 | 211 | 166 | 32 | 13 |
1484 | I consider the piano my opponent. | 1.2748 | 0.03504 | 222 | 169 | 45 | 8 |
1485 | I'm the boxer of Seville. | 1.2746 | 0.03833 | 193 | 148 | 37 | 8 |
1486 | And now, for The Fight of the Bumblebee! | 1.2745 | 0.03950 | 204 | 160 | 32 | 12 |
1487 | I'm going for a knockout performance of Box Sonata #1. | 1.2745 | 0.03826 | 204 | 158 | 36 | 10 |
1488 | What do you mean it could be punchier? | 1.2745 | 0.04011 | 204 | 161 | 30 | 13 |
1489 | This next piece is from the opera “Don King Giovanni.” | 1.2744 | 0.03811 | 215 | 168 | 35 | 12 |
1490 | and now, the ever popular 'Mitten on the Keys' | 1.2744 | 0.03695 | 215 | 166 | 39 | 10 |
1491 | ...And in the right corner, hailing from the Steinway factory in Queens, weighing in at 1200 pounds, it's GRAND PIANO!!! | 1.2744 | 0.03695 | 215 | 166 | 39 | 10 |
1492 | This next one is entitled “Eine Kleine Chinmusic” | 1.2744 | 0.03635 | 215 | 165 | 41 | 9 |
1493 | I call this next piece "The Crash of the Bumblebee." | 1.2744 | 0.03753 | 215 | 167 | 37 | 11 |
1494 | And now the overture from the opera 'Rocky' | 1.2743 | 0.03463 | 226 | 172 | 46 | 8 |
1495 | This is the point in the program at which I respond to requests for "Feelings" or "Piano Man". | 1.2743 | 0.03630 | 226 | 175 | 40 | 11 |
1496 | Hit it, maestro! | 1.2743 | 0.04165 | 175 | 136 | 30 | 9 |
1497 | Welcome to Fight Club. | 1.2743 | 0.03922 | 175 | 133 | 36 | 6 |
1498 | I call this The Pugilissimo. | 1.2742 | 0.03850 | 186 | 142 | 37 | 7 |
1499 | I wish my manager could enunciate. The word was Bach. | 1.2742 | 0.03925 | 186 | 143 | 35 | 8 |
1500 | Punchy melody it is. | 1.2741 | 0.03916 | 197 | 153 | 34 | 10 |
1501 | But the maestro said this was a Boxing Day concert. | 1.2741 | 0.03641 | 197 | 149 | 42 | 6 |
1502 | yeah,well if I could box,do you think I'd be trying to play this thing? | 1.2740 | 0.03956 | 208 | 164 | 31 | 13 |
1503 | I call this 'Fight of the Bumblebee'. | 1.2740 | 0.03956 | 208 | 164 | 31 | 13 |
1504 | The ivory is going to be black and blue after I'm done with it | 1.2740 | 0.03776 | 208 | 161 | 37 | 10 |
1505 | I now present a new piece entitled "Modern Diplomacy." | 1.2740 | 0.03872 | 219 | 173 | 32 | 14 |
1506 | The next is a request from Mike Tyson | 1.2740 | 0.03762 | 219 | 171 | 36 | 12 |
1507 | This may look easy... It is not. | 1.2739 | 0.03479 | 230 | 176 | 45 | 9 |
1508 | Now, for a more muscular piece. | 1.2736 | 0.03454 | 201 | 150 | 47 | 4 |
1509 | Some people say I'm a bit heavy handed." | 1.2736 | 0.03797 | 201 | 155 | 37 | 9 |
1510 | ...and the Fourth Movement: "graziano ma non marciano." | 1.2736 | 0.03727 | 212 | 164 | 38 | 10 |
1511 | I will now play Rachy 3. | 1.2736 | 0.04125 | 212 | 171 | 24 | 17 |
1512 | Raymond is undefeated in the spinet division but now faces a big challenge in a higher weight class. | 1.2736 | 0.03666 | 212 | 163 | 40 | 9 |
1513 | Shall I play some selections from the boxed set? | 1.2736 | 0.03903 | 212 | 167 | 32 | 13 |
1514 | This next piece will be performed in 12 rounds. | 1.2735 | 0.03604 | 223 | 172 | 41 | 10 |
1515 | Staccato? | 1.2735 | 0.03715 | 223 | 174 | 37 | 12 |
1516 | My next piece will be a Concerto in 15 Movements, or Until the Referee Stops the Concert. | 1.2732 | 0.04113 | 183 | 143 | 30 | 10 |
1517 | Personally, I thought it was a knock-out performance. | 1.2732 | 0.03810 | 183 | 139 | 38 | 6 |
1518 | Mother wanted me to be a pianist. Father wanted a pugilist, so I learned to punch the keys. | 1.2732 | 0.03816 | 194 | 149 | 37 | 8 |
1519 | There will be a 1 minute intermission between each of my 10 pieces. | 1.2732 | 0.04151 | 194 | 154 | 27 | 13 |
1520 | The next piece is titled 'Thrilla in Manila.' | 1.2732 | 0.03745 | 194 | 148 | 39 | 7 |
1521 | This is one I call 'Beethoven's 9th Round.' | 1.2732 | 0.03747 | 205 | 158 | 38 | 9 |
1522 | My mother wanted a pianist.....my father wanted a pugilist. | 1.2732 | 0.03747 | 205 | 158 | 38 | 9 |
1523 | Now for the main event, ... | 1.2731 | 0.03561 | 216 | 165 | 43 | 8 |
1524 | Playing with ten fingers is easy. | 1.2731 | 0.03506 | 227 | 174 | 44 | 9 |
1525 | This next piece is called Holidays at the In-Laws." | 1.2727 | 0.04145 | 176 | 137 | 30 | 9 |
1526 | Good Evening Folks, this is the first time I've played at a "Fight Club." | 1.2727 | 0.03757 | 187 | 142 | 39 | 6 |
1527 | Punch it again Sam. | 1.2727 | 0.03518 | 220 | 168 | 44 | 8 |
1528 | Anyone else got any smart remarks ? | 1.2727 | 0.03832 | 198 | 153 | 36 | 9 |
1529 | Wait, downbeat? I thought you said beat-down. | 1.2727 | 0.03963 | 198 | 155 | 32 | 11 |
1530 | I'm a lover and a fighter. | 1.2723 | 0.03477 | 224 | 171 | 45 | 8 |
1531 | I present my new composition "Trumps attempts to hit the right chords" | 1.2723 | 0.03943 | 213 | 169 | 30 | 14 |
1532 | This next song is alittle more up beat. | 1.2723 | 0.03590 | 213 | 163 | 42 | 8 |
1533 | And this time, you had better applaud. | 1.2723 | 0.03712 | 213 | 165 | 38 | 10 |
1534 | I know what you're thinking. | 1.2723 | 0.03648 | 202 | 154 | 41 | 7 |
1535 | For my first piece, I will be playing an adaptation of the "Rocky Theme" | 1.2723 | 0.03971 | 202 | 159 | 31 | 12 |
1536 | And now in Fortississimo. | 1.2723 | 0.03780 | 202 | 156 | 37 | 9 |
1537 | Not to mention I've never learned to read music. | 1.2719 | 0.03707 | 228 | 179 | 36 | 13 |
1538 | My next piece will be ‘Chopsticks - The Hard Way | 1.2719 | 0.03665 | 217 | 168 | 39 | 10 |
1539 | You could say I'm digitally-challenged. | 1.2719 | 0.03780 | 217 | 170 | 35 | 12 |
1540 | Don't worry, I can Handel myself | 1.2718 | 0.03667 | 206 | 158 | 40 | 8 |
1541 | Well, I only minored in music. My degree is in the martial arts. | 1.2718 | 0.03667 | 206 | 158 | 40 | 8 |
1542 | I always wanted to beat the band. | 1.2718 | 0.03856 | 206 | 161 | 34 | 11 |
1543 | This is why it is called The Unfinished Symphony. | 1.2718 | 0.04002 | 195 | 153 | 31 | 11 |
1544 | And now, a Canto from Ezra Pound. | 1.2718 | 0.04002 | 195 | 153 | 31 | 11 |
1545 | This next piece, inspired by John Cage, is called Bruised Piano | 1.2718 | 0.03799 | 195 | 150 | 37 | 8 |
1546 | And now, a fantasie by Franz Liszton. | 1.2718 | 0.03868 | 195 | 151 | 35 | 9 |
1547 | And now, Requiem for a Heavyweight for piano and gloves! | 1.2718 | 0.03936 | 195 | 152 | 33 | 10 |
1548 | When you're as great as I am, you really should have some kind of handicap. | 1.2717 | 0.04093 | 184 | 144 | 30 | 10 |
1549 | The precision may not be quite adequate but fortissimos are exeptional ! | 1.2716 | 0.03453 | 232 | 178 | 45 | 9 |
1550 | My last piece is entitled "Float Like a Butterfly, Sting Like a Bee." | 1.2715 | 0.03894 | 221 | 176 | 30 | 15 |
1551 | And for my next piece; 'Rocky V' in A minor. | 1.2715 | 0.03676 | 221 | 172 | 38 | 11 |
1552 | Now for tonight’ s last request : BADDA-BING, BADDA -BANG. | 1.2715 | 0.03676 | 221 | 172 | 38 | 11 |
1553 | Schubert has requested a rematch. | 1.2714 | 0.03557 | 210 | 160 | 43 | 7 |
1554 | I thought they said pugilist. | 1.2714 | 0.03864 | 210 | 165 | 33 | 12 |
1555 | My counter punch is much better than my counter point. | 1.2714 | 0.03744 | 210 | 163 | 37 | 10 |
1556 | Tonight, I'll be going fifteeen rounds with the Schoenberg. | 1.2714 | 0.03805 | 210 | 164 | 35 | 11 |
1557 | Wait until the gloves come off. | 1.2714 | 0.03610 | 199 | 151 | 42 | 6 |
1558 | This one's for you in the box seats. | 1.2714 | 0.03946 | 199 | 156 | 32 | 11 |
1559 | Here's a song that packs a punch. | 1.2714 | 0.03680 | 199 | 152 | 40 | 7 |
1560 | Next will be the theme from Rocky | 1.2713 | 0.04032 | 188 | 147 | 31 | 10 |
1561 | I will now play the Mike Tyson Rhapsody in Black and Blue. | 1.2713 | 0.03815 | 188 | 144 | 37 | 7 |
1562 | There will be copies of my box-set available in the lobby after the show! | 1.2712 | 0.04124 | 177 | 138 | 30 | 9 |
1563 | The Boxing Ring Cycle | 1.2711 | 0.03631 | 225 | 175 | 39 | 11 |
1564 | I will now play Sonata in B Flat by Mike Tyson. | 1.2711 | 0.03631 | 225 | 175 | 39 | 11 |
1565 | Never steal from the casino the night you’re scheduled to play piano there. | 1.2711 | 0.03739 | 225 | 177 | 35 | 13 |
1566 | Next, my take on the theme from "Rocky." | 1.2711 | 0.03739 | 225 | 177 | 35 | 13 |
1567 | It's easier than the violin. | 1.2710 | 0.03813 | 214 | 168 | 34 | 12 |
1568 | And now, something a little more lightweight. | 1.2710 | 0.03387 | 214 | 161 | 48 | 5 |
1569 | And now, ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to play for you my interpretation of Paul Simon's "The Boxer." | 1.2710 | 0.03813 | 214 | 168 | 34 | 12 |
1570 | And now I shall attempt Fight of the Bumblebee | 1.2710 | 0.03870 | 214 | 169 | 32 | 13 |
1571 | And now a little piece I call the "The Fight of the Bumblebee." | 1.2709 | 0.03828 | 203 | 158 | 35 | 10 |
1572 | For my next number I would like to play a new composition I call "The Fight of the Bumblebee" | 1.2709 | 0.03632 | 203 | 155 | 41 | 7 |
1573 | This next piece will knock you out! | 1.2708 | 0.03905 | 192 | 149 | 34 | 9 |
1574 | Now I’d like to pummel my own interpretation of ‘Rhapsody in Black and Blue’.” | 1.2708 | 0.04042 | 192 | 151 | 30 | 11 |
1575 | And now, something in tempo "pugilissimo". | 1.2708 | 0.03689 | 192 | 146 | 40 | 6 |
1576 | You asked for a heavy hitter! | 1.2708 | 0.03974 | 192 | 150 | 32 | 10 |
1577 | And now a selection from Madame Float-like-a-Butterfly. | 1.2707 | 0.03534 | 229 | 177 | 42 | 10 |
1578 | I'll just knock out a quick sonata before dinner. | 1.2706 | 0.03764 | 218 | 171 | 35 | 12 |
1579 | Each song will be followed by a 1-minute intermission. | 1.2706 | 0.03592 | 218 | 168 | 41 | 9 |
1580 | Let's get ready to Rachmaninoff! | 1.2706 | 0.03929 | 218 | 174 | 29 | 15 |
1581 | I'm now going to pound out some Mozart. | 1.2705 | 0.03715 | 207 | 160 | 38 | 9 |
1582 | Raging Bach | 1.2705 | 0.03900 | 207 | 163 | 32 | 12 |
1583 | I call this one Rach'em-Sock'em-Maninoff. | 1.2705 | 0.03715 | 207 | 160 | 38 | 9 |
1584 | Next will be my Mohammed Ali "Flight of the Butterfly" | 1.2705 | 0.03651 | 207 | 159 | 40 | 8 |
1585 | And now for the Cantata Pugilisto | 1.2704 | 0.03918 | 196 | 153 | 33 | 10 |
1586 | I had to struggle with this piece... | 1.2704 | 0.03984 | 196 | 154 | 31 | 11 |
1587 | And then I hear my ex-wife laughing in the audience, and then I wake up--every time. | 1.2704 | 0.04113 | 196 | 156 | 27 | 13 |
1588 | I don't know why, but tonight I feel like I'm all thumbs. | 1.2704 | 0.03641 | 196 | 149 | 41 | 6 |
1589 | To unlock the premium concert experience, please open the app and select the $3.99 in-app upgrade. | 1.2703 | 0.04074 | 185 | 145 | 30 | 10 |
1590 | And now, a heavy-handed version of Jingle Bells. | 1.2703 | 0.03662 | 222 | 173 | 38 | 11 |
1591 | And now, the Muhammad Allegro. | 1.2703 | 0.03878 | 222 | 177 | 30 | 15 |
1592 | I predict it will end in the sixth measure." | 1.2701 | 0.03606 | 211 | 162 | 41 | 8 |
1593 | Be quiet please, I'm going to knock out a few tunes for you. | 1.2701 | 0.03606 | 211 | 162 | 41 | 8 |
1594 | And now the theme music from Rocky | 1.2701 | 0.03668 | 211 | 163 | 39 | 9 |
1595 | Please hold your applause until I've finished. | 1.2701 | 0.03848 | 211 | 166 | 33 | 12 |
1596 | Now, I shall float like a butterfly and sting like the 'Flight of the Bumblebee" | 1.2700 | 0.03295 | 237 | 180 | 50 | 7 |
1597 | Power chords are my forté! | 1.2699 | 0.03507 | 226 | 174 | 43 | 9 |
1598 | I apologize for that last prelude. Now, on to box the ill-tempered clavier. | 1.2699 | 0.03562 | 226 | 175 | 41 | 10 |
1599 | This next piece is one I wrote for my ex-wife called "you should have signed the prenup" | 1.2698 | 0.04083 | 189 | 149 | 29 | 11 |
1600 | ...and now for my most-difficult piece... | 1.2698 | 0.03854 | 215 | 170 | 32 | 13 |
1601 | My insurance carrier insists I take special care to protect my hands since my career depends on it. | 1.2697 | 0.03946 | 178 | 137 | 34 | 7 |
1602 | For my next piece, I shall float like a butterfly and sting in the key of B flat. | 1.2696 | 0.03936 | 204 | 161 | 31 | 12 |
1603 | We shall now experience the atonal grandeur of the Rocky Variations. | 1.2696 | 0.03683 | 204 | 157 | 39 | 8 |
1604 | And now, a piece titled "Yo Adrian!" | 1.2696 | 0.03521 | 230 | 178 | 42 | 10 |
1605 | Rachmaninoff’s Concerto no. 2- twelfth round. | 1.2694 | 0.04090 | 193 | 153 | 28 | 12 |
1606 | My next number will be the theme from "Rocky." | 1.2694 | 0.03673 | 193 | 147 | 40 | 6 |
1607 | Next, my rendition of The Nutcracker. | 1.2692 | 0.03762 | 208 | 162 | 36 | 10 |
1608 | And now, I will once again play the theme from Jaws | 1.2692 | 0.03762 | 208 | 162 | 36 | 10 |
1609 | I’d like to slow things down a bit. Then speed back up. Then a left. A right. Another left... | 1.2692 | 0.03883 | 208 | 164 | 32 | 12 |
1610 | And now, Round 3 of selections from my complete boxed set! | 1.2692 | 0.03823 | 208 | 163 | 34 | 11 |
1611 | I shall now play my new composition, 'Lullaby for Mike Tyson'. | 1.2692 | 0.04401 | 182 | 147 | 21 | 14 |
1612 | And a little bit softer now... | 1.2692 | 0.03942 | 208 | 165 | 30 | 13 |
1613 | Ladies and Gentlemen: Simon and Garfunkel's The Boxer. | 1.2692 | 0.03699 | 208 | 161 | 38 | 9 |
1614 | This is how I avoid carpal tunnel syndrome. | 1.2692 | 0.03636 | 208 | 160 | 40 | 8 |
1615 | I will now perform a piece by JS Box | 1.2691 | 0.03591 | 223 | 173 | 40 | 10 |
1616 | This one is called 'I'm gonna smash your face', in G minor. | 1.2690 | 0.04031 | 197 | 156 | 29 | 12 |
1617 | Ladies & Gentlemen...Wolf Gang Amadeuuuuuuus Mozart ! | 1.2690 | 0.03696 | 197 | 151 | 39 | 7 |
1618 | Si, let me pound out a few tunes for you. | 1.2690 | 0.03833 | 197 | 153 | 35 | 9 |
1619 | This next round is from the work of TKOvsky | 1.2690 | 0.03553 | 197 | 149 | 43 | 5 |
1620 | Should anyone in the audience fail to appreciate this beautiful musical piece, I must advise you that there will be consequences. | 1.2690 | 0.03833 | 197 | 153 | 35 | 9 |
1621 | And now, I shall play Beethoven's Fifth Round | 1.2690 | 0.03696 | 197 | 151 | 39 | 7 |
1622 | My current album comes in a boxed set | 1.2688 | 0.03833 | 186 | 143 | 36 | 7 |
1623 | Let's get ready to treble! | 1.2688 | 0.03982 | 186 | 145 | 32 | 9 |
1624 | For my finale, I will perform: "Float like a Butterfly, Sting like a Bee." | 1.2687 | 0.03814 | 227 | 181 | 31 | 15 |
1625 | They said my performance was a knockout! | 1.2687 | 0.03509 | 201 | 152 | 44 | 5 |
1626 | And for my next piece, 'Float like a butterfly, sting like the Flight of the Bumblebee.' | 1.2687 | 0.03782 | 201 | 156 | 36 | 9 |
1627 | This one is dedicated to my lovely ex-wife. | 1.2684 | 0.03995 | 190 | 149 | 31 | 10 |
1628 | This next nocturne is scheduled for 10 rounds. | 1.2684 | 0.03706 | 190 | 145 | 39 | 6 |
1629 | And now a little tune from Johann Sebastian Box. | 1.2684 | 0.03925 | 190 | 148 | 33 | 9 |
1630 | So, how does your school’s fight song go?” | 1.2684 | 0.03453 | 231 | 178 | 44 | 9 |
1631 | Now, this next tune may ring a bell. | 1.2683 | 0.04246 | 164 | 128 | 28 | 8 |
1632 | You requested Roberto Duran Duran? | 1.2683 | 0.03795 | 205 | 160 | 35 | 10 |
1633 | I need my mouthpiece! | 1.2683 | 0.03919 | 205 | 162 | 31 | 12 |
1634 | And now for a blow by blow rendition of Schubert's Three Military Marches, Opus 51. | 1.2683 | 0.04156 | 205 | 166 | 23 | 16 |
1635 | Now for some minimalism. | 1.2682 | 0.03621 | 220 | 171 | 39 | 10 |
1636 | Can anyone help me find middle C? | 1.2682 | 0.03844 | 220 | 175 | 31 | 14 |
1637 | Thank you. And now, this one will just knock you out. | 1.2681 | 0.03251 | 235 | 178 | 51 | 6 |
1638 | My next piece will attempt to float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. | 1.2681 | 0.03414 | 235 | 181 | 45 | 9 |
1639 | And now, Rockymanenough Piano Concerto no. 2 | 1.2681 | 0.03621 | 235 | 185 | 37 | 13 |
1640 | And now for "The Boxer" by Paul Simon. | 1.2680 | 0.04071 | 194 | 154 | 28 | 12 |
1641 | And we start our session with Chopin’s “Barcarrolle in F Sharp Jab to the Right. | 1.2680 | 0.03507 | 194 | 146 | 44 | 4 |
1642 | And now, for my rendition of Simon & Garfunkel’s “The Boxer” | 1.2679 | 0.03746 | 209 | 163 | 36 | 10 |
1643 | Minuet for two thumbs. | 1.2679 | 0.03684 | 209 | 162 | 38 | 9 |
1644 | …called Migraine in A Major. | 1.2679 | 0.03746 | 209 | 163 | 36 | 10 |
1645 | Chopsticks it is then! | 1.2678 | 0.03479 | 239 | 186 | 42 | 11 |
1646 | Ladies and Gentlemen, this is what I learned from Viktor Borge. | 1.2677 | 0.03680 | 198 | 152 | 39 | 7 |
1647 | This next number really hits hard. | 1.2676 | 0.03698 | 213 | 166 | 37 | 10 |
1648 | Let's get ready to crescendo! | 1.2675 | 0.03424 | 228 | 175 | 45 | 8 |
1649 | I said Bach, not box. | 1.2674 | 0.04193 | 172 | 135 | 28 | 9 |
1650 | If anybody shouts, "Yo, Adrian," you will be removed from the premises. | 1.2673 | 0.03894 | 202 | 159 | 32 | 11 |
1651 | Trump Concerto in F Minor | 1.2673 | 0.04079 | 202 | 162 | 26 | 14 |
1652 | Now I know what Theresa May must feel like. | 1.2673 | 0.03830 | 202 | 158 | 34 | 10 |
1653 | I shall now attempt the dreaded Rachy III | 1.2673 | 0.03894 | 202 | 159 | 32 | 11 |
1654 | Sonata in the key of Ali | 1.2673 | 0.03709 | 217 | 170 | 36 | 11 |
1655 | Knocked out Bethoven's Fifth. | 1.2673 | 0.03823 | 217 | 172 | 32 | 13 |
1656 | ...and to conclude, here is the Welterweight Waltz in B-flat Major. | 1.2673 | 0.03652 | 217 | 169 | 38 | 10 |
1657 | And now I will transition from tickling the ivories to punching them | 1.2670 | 0.03835 | 191 | 148 | 35 | 8 |
1658 | Welcome to our Boxng Day concert. | 1.2670 | 0.03963 | 206 | 164 | 29 | 13 |
1659 | And now for something 'molto energetico e furioso' ! | 1.2670 | 0.03841 | 206 | 162 | 33 | 11 |
1660 | It's just a little number I came up with for Boxing Day this year. | 1.2670 | 0.03903 | 206 | 163 | 31 | 12 |
1661 | Ok, I'm gonna' need an eight count for this next one... | 1.2670 | 0.03774 | 221 | 175 | 33 | 13 |
1662 | And now for round three. | 1.2670 | 0.03549 | 221 | 171 | 41 | 9 |
1663 | In this final piece, I will be combining The Art of the Fugue with the Queensberry Rules. | 1.2670 | 0.03491 | 221 | 170 | 43 | 8 |
1664 | And now, in memory of Rod Serling, Anthony Quinn, Jackie Gleason and Mickey Rooney: Requiem for a Heavyweight | 1.2667 | 0.03606 | 210 | 162 | 40 | 8 |
1665 | The gloves, sir, are to protect my hands. | 1.2667 | 0.03791 | 210 | 165 | 34 | 11 |
1666 | I will now play some Black & Blues. | 1.2667 | 0.03730 | 210 | 164 | 36 | 10 |
1667 | This final movement, a rondo played in robust fortissimo, delivers a real knockout! | 1.2667 | 0.03212 | 225 | 169 | 52 | 4 |
1668 | This next song is a punchy little number ... | 1.2667 | 0.03477 | 210 | 160 | 44 | 6 |
1669 | My next piece is John Cage's 4'33 | 1.2667 | 0.03783 | 195 | 151 | 36 | 8 |
1670 | I call this one Too Many Notes | 1.2667 | 0.03987 | 195 | 154 | 30 | 11 |
1671 | This is a little something my three-year-old wrote... | 1.2667 | 0.03827 | 180 | 138 | 36 | 6 |
1672 | And now, a couple of rounds with Shoenberg. | 1.2664 | 0.03800 | 214 | 169 | 33 | 12 |
1673 | You should hear me play when the gloves come off | 1.2664 | 0.03683 | 214 | 167 | 37 | 10 |
1674 | Boo me one more time - I dare you! | 1.2664 | 0.03623 | 214 | 166 | 39 | 9 |
1675 | And now something more contemporary... | 1.2664 | 0.03857 | 214 | 170 | 31 | 13 |
1676 | This evening instead of tickling the ivories I will be punching them. | 1.2664 | 0.03683 | 214 | 167 | 37 | 10 |
1677 | Promise you, next song is a knockout. | 1.2664 | 0.03436 | 214 | 163 | 45 | 6 |
1678 | And one more time, the opening notes of Beethoven's Fifth. | 1.2664 | 0.03683 | 214 | 167 | 37 | 10 |
1679 | Down goes Mozart! | 1.2663 | 0.03931 | 199 | 157 | 31 | 11 |
1680 | Now I will play a theme from Rocky. | 1.2663 | 0.04076 | 184 | 145 | 29 | 10 |
1681 | I will now perform the Nocturne Pugilistica by Sugar Ray Mozart. | 1.2663 | 0.03928 | 184 | 143 | 33 | 8 |
1682 | Clair de lune? What key? | 1.2663 | 0.03852 | 184 | 142 | 35 | 7 |
1683 | My performance will float like Madame Butterfly and sting like Flight of the Bumble Bee. | 1.2661 | 0.03807 | 218 | 173 | 32 | 13 |
1684 | Last, here's my rendition of that old favorite: "There's a Bull in the China Shop." | 1.2661 | 0.03578 | 218 | 169 | 40 | 9 |
1685 | I call this next piece, “The Stomping Elephant” | 1.2660 | 0.03617 | 203 | 156 | 40 | 7 |
1686 | And now, Rockymaninoff’s IVth | 1.2660 | 0.03877 | 203 | 160 | 32 | 11 |
1687 | Welcome to Rocky in E minor | 1.2660 | 0.03814 | 203 | 159 | 34 | 10 |
1688 | Yes, I lost a bet and yes, you can get a ticket refund. | 1.2658 | 0.03535 | 222 | 172 | 41 | 9 |
1689 | I thought you said this was a fight song... | 1.2657 | 0.03825 | 207 | 163 | 33 | 11 |
1690 | I'll now play the 3rd movement of Muhammad Ali's second symphony | 1.2657 | 0.03763 | 207 | 162 | 35 | 10 |
1691 | ...and while I am entirely grateful to Modells for underwriting this concert, I do feel compelled to mention that there were certain strings attached.... | 1.2657 | 0.03505 | 207 | 158 | 43 | 6 |
1692 | This piano and I haven't been getting along lately... | 1.2657 | 0.03763 | 207 | 162 | 35 | 10 |
1693 | and now...Brahms' Second Concerto in Knocked Flat. | 1.2657 | 0.03636 | 207 | 160 | 39 | 8 |
1694 | Yo, Adrian! I did it! | 1.2657 | 0.03946 | 207 | 165 | 29 | 13 |
1695 | I thought you said "_Box_ Sonata"! | 1.2657 | 0.03825 | 207 | 163 | 33 | 11 |
1696 | And for my next number, a knockout version of Moonlight Sonata. | 1.2654 | 0.03591 | 211 | 163 | 40 | 8 |
1697 | 'I will now play 'Silent Night'. | 1.2654 | 0.03893 | 211 | 168 | 30 | 13 |
1698 | Can somebody give me a hand? | 1.2654 | 0.03715 | 211 | 165 | 36 | 10 |
1699 | Any request? | 1.2653 | 0.03902 | 196 | 154 | 32 | 10 |
1700 | And, now, something a little punchy. | 1.2653 | 0.03624 | 196 | 150 | 40 | 6 |
1701 | My next number is the Carpal Tunnel Suite. | 1.2653 | 0.03902 | 196 | 154 | 32 | 10 |
1702 | Here's a little something for those of you who like less definition. | 1.2651 | 0.03668 | 215 | 168 | 37 | 10 |
1703 | Contrary to what others believe, Mr. Trump believes a pianist plays just as well with boxing gloves as without. While I don't expect to convince him, I will try to prove to others this just isn't true. | 1.2651 | 0.03547 | 215 | 166 | 41 | 8 |
1704 | I apologize, the gloves proved much more difficult to take off than to put on. | 1.2650 | 0.03648 | 200 | 154 | 39 | 7 |
1705 | Up next, my classical one-two combo. | 1.2650 | 0.03578 | 200 | 153 | 41 | 6 |
1706 | . . . my own composition, an atonal 'Ode to Donald' . | 1.2649 | 0.04199 | 185 | 148 | 25 | 12 |
1707 | Let me know if you don't like this one. | 1.2648 | 0.03505 | 219 | 169 | 42 | 8 |
1708 | What do you mean there's no punchline? | 1.2647 | 0.03860 | 204 | 161 | 32 | 11 |
1709 | My next piece is played fortissississimo. | 1.2647 | 0.03922 | 204 | 162 | 30 | 12 |
1710 | It's more of a Box-trot. | 1.2647 | 0.03668 | 204 | 158 | 38 | 8 |
1711 | This next one will be a bit punchier than the last. | 1.2647 | 0.03733 | 204 | 159 | 36 | 9 |
1712 | And now, The Dance of the Butterfly, by Muhammad Ali | 1.2647 | 0.03983 | 204 | 163 | 28 | 13 |
1713 | To start with, I'll just knock out a little sonata. | 1.2647 | 0.03534 | 204 | 156 | 42 | 6 |
1714 | You might recognize this Paul Simon cover | 1.2647 | 0.03668 | 204 | 158 | 38 | 8 |
1715 | Tickling the ivories? Uh, no. I don't think so. | 1.2646 | 0.03464 | 223 | 172 | 43 | 8 |
1716 | And now for Rockymaniovs's Concerto No. 3 | 1.2646 | 0.03926 | 189 | 148 | 32 | 9 |
1717 | And now I'm going to knock out one of my old favorites. | 1.2646 | 0.03780 | 189 | 146 | 36 | 7 |
1718 | And now for my next piece, ‘Float Like a Butterfly, Sting Like a Bee.’ | 1.2646 | 0.04203 | 189 | 152 | 24 | 13 |
1719 | These piece symbolizes both internal and external conflict | 1.2644 | 0.03556 | 208 | 160 | 41 | 7 |
1720 | Now here's a little ditty from my boxed set. | 1.2644 | 0.03621 | 208 | 161 | 39 | 8 |
1721 | I'm taking requests for fight songs | 1.2644 | 0.03621 | 208 | 161 | 39 | 8 |
1722 | Franz Lizst bangs the Piano with his Fizst. | 1.2644 | 0.03621 | 208 | 161 | 39 | 8 |
1723 | Now a little something from Wagner’s “Ring of the Mittelveight”. | 1.2642 | 0.03656 | 193 | 148 | 39 | 6 |
1724 | And now The Mike Tyson Overture. | 1.2642 | 0.03818 | 212 | 168 | 32 | 12 |
1725 | The record shows I took the blows and did it myyyyyy waaaayyyy | 1.2642 | 0.03759 | 212 | 167 | 34 | 11 |
1726 | And now my medley of college fight songs. | 1.2642 | 0.03513 | 212 | 163 | 42 | 7 |
1727 | Tonight I will be playing selections from Wagner’s Ring Cycle | 1.2642 | 0.03759 | 212 | 167 | 34 | 11 |
1728 | But you said you wanted a more punchy arrangement! | 1.2640 | 0.03762 | 178 | 136 | 37 | 5 |
1729 | As Beethoven famously asked, “Do you want a piece of me?” | 1.2640 | 0.03749 | 197 | 153 | 36 | 8 |
1730 | The gloves come off when you start clapping. | 1.2640 | 0.03818 | 197 | 154 | 34 | 9 |
1731 | And not without a smattering of irony. | 1.2640 | 0.03536 | 197 | 150 | 42 | 5 |
1732 | Now a little music for Boxing Day. | 1.2640 | 0.03885 | 197 | 155 | 32 | 10 |
1733 | It would be best if you sang in rounds. | 1.2639 | 0.03711 | 216 | 170 | 35 | 11 |
1734 | My next piece is a bout . . . | 1.2637 | 0.03700 | 201 | 156 | 37 | 8 |
1735 | You should see the keys!! | 1.2637 | 0.03960 | 201 | 160 | 29 | 12 |
1736 | Now I’d like to play music from The Ring. | 1.2637 | 0.03896 | 201 | 159 | 31 | 11 |
1737 | I said I was a pugilist not a pianist! | 1.2636 | 0.03665 | 220 | 173 | 36 | 11 |
1738 | You were expecting maybe the guy with the candlabra? | 1.2636 | 0.03550 | 220 | 171 | 40 | 9 |
1739 | Get ready to rumble | 1.2636 | 0.03491 | 220 | 170 | 42 | 8 |
1740 | And now more favorites from the life of Joe Louis! | 1.2636 | 0.03468 | 239 | 187 | 41 | 11 |
1741 | Shubert's Piano Sonata No. 21 in B-flat major, Trump technique. | 1.2634 | 0.04109 | 186 | 148 | 27 | 11 |
1742 | Let’s get ready to rondo! | 1.2634 | 0.03717 | 205 | 160 | 36 | 9 |
1743 | The sudden realization of having forgotten to zip. | 1.2634 | 0.03729 | 224 | 178 | 33 | 13 |
1744 | Anvil Chorus, anyone? | 1.2634 | 0.03450 | 224 | 173 | 43 | 8 |
1745 | And now, Balboa's piano concerto in C, B, B flat, A, A flat and G" | 1.2634 | 0.03887 | 224 | 181 | 27 | 16 |
1746 | ...in the key of b-c-d-e-f | 1.2634 | 0.03564 | 224 | 175 | 39 | 10 |
1747 | And now for a sonata by Serge Rockymaninoff. | 1.2632 | 0.03912 | 209 | 167 | 29 | 13 |
1748 | I fought my whole life to get on a stage like this! | 1.2632 | 0.03669 | 209 | 163 | 37 | 9 |
1749 | Just warming up | 1.2632 | 0.03669 | 209 | 163 | 37 | 9 |
1750 | I call this next piece, “The Fight of The Bumblebee “. | 1.2632 | 0.03853 | 209 | 166 | 31 | 12 |
1751 | And now for Round 2 of tonight's performance. | 1.2632 | 0.03467 | 228 | 177 | 42 | 9 |
1752 | Oh, I thought it was “Fight of the Bumblebee” ! | 1.2629 | 0.03535 | 232 | 182 | 39 | 11 |
1753 | My next piece is the theme from ‘Rocky’! | 1.2629 | 0.03743 | 213 | 168 | 34 | 11 |
1754 | And now my knockout sonata. | 1.2629 | 0.03561 | 213 | 165 | 40 | 8 |
1755 | Naturally I belt out music. | 1.2629 | 0.03499 | 213 | 164 | 42 | 7 |
1756 | I will now play 'Sonata in D minor', by George Foreman. | 1.2629 | 0.03783 | 194 | 151 | 35 | 8 |
1757 | And now ladies and gentlemen the Ali Fraser concerto | 1.2629 | 0.03639 | 194 | 149 | 39 | 6 |
1758 | I'm afraid my performance will be a little rocky | 1.2629 | 0.04249 | 194 | 158 | 21 | 15 |
1759 | And my next piece will be "Uppercut in D Minor" | 1.2627 | 0.03696 | 217 | 171 | 35 | 11 |
1760 | And now a little something I wrote for Boxing Day. | 1.2627 | 0.03579 | 217 | 169 | 39 | 9 |
1761 | This next piece was composed by the great Muhammad Ali. | 1.2627 | 0.03696 | 217 | 171 | 35 | 11 |
1762 | Sorry I'm late, folks! I had to fight my way through traffic. | 1.2627 | 0.03638 | 217 | 170 | 37 | 10 |
1763 | I'll knock out one more tune prior to intermission. | 1.2627 | 0.03696 | 217 | 171 | 35 | 11 |
1764 | Some consider my interpretation to be aggressive | 1.2626 | 0.03933 | 198 | 157 | 30 | 11 |
1765 | Allow me to punch something out for your listening pleasure. | 1.2626 | 0.03372 | 198 | 149 | 46 | 3 |
1766 | Agreed--but wait till you hear my double glissando. | 1.2624 | 0.03536 | 221 | 172 | 40 | 9 |
1767 | After I am done here, dis piano will be nuttin but chopstiks | 1.2623 | 0.03852 | 183 | 142 | 34 | 7 |
1768 | I was told to give the ivories a good pounding. | 1.2623 | 0.03929 | 183 | 143 | 32 | 8 |
1769 | They wanted me to stop tickling the ivories | 1.2621 | 0.03701 | 206 | 161 | 36 | 9 |
1770 | It's a knockout tune. | 1.2621 | 0.03636 | 206 | 160 | 38 | 8 |
1771 | I thought you requested the "Fight of the Bumblebee" | 1.2621 | 0.03827 | 206 | 163 | 32 | 11 |
1772 | And now, the theme song I wrote for "Rocky," which was unfortunately rejected. | 1.2620 | 0.03341 | 229 | 176 | 46 | 7 |
1773 | Thank you. This next piece floats like a butterfly but stings like a bee. | 1.2619 | 0.03776 | 210 | 166 | 33 | 11 |
1774 | I'm still working on the hook. | 1.2619 | 0.03836 | 210 | 167 | 31 | 12 |
1775 | I am thrilled to be performing my first concert since completing my twelve step anti nose picking program. | 1.2617 | 0.03547 | 214 | 166 | 40 | 8 |
1776 | This next piece is titled, "Theme from Rocky". | 1.2617 | 0.03728 | 214 | 169 | 34 | 11 |
1777 | And now, for my final piece, The Battle Hymn of the Republic. | 1.2617 | 0.03421 | 214 | 164 | 44 | 6 |
1778 | Taking the gloves off is not mentioned in the composer’s original manuscript. | 1.2617 | 0.03421 | 214 | 164 | 44 | 6 |
1779 | Music box? | 1.2617 | 0.03669 | 214 | 168 | 36 | 10 |
1780 | My next piece will be the theme from Rocky. | 1.2616 | 0.03429 | 237 | 185 | 42 | 10 |
1781 | This next piece is by Pugiliski | 1.2615 | 0.03623 | 195 | 150 | 39 | 6 |
1782 | This will be on the forte end of pianoforte, okay?" | 1.2615 | 0.03623 | 195 | 150 | 39 | 6 |
1783 | ...and now, "Brahms' Lullaby". | 1.2615 | 0.03904 | 195 | 154 | 31 | 10 |
1784 | Now here's one that'll really knock your socks off | 1.2615 | 0.03504 | 218 | 169 | 41 | 8 |
1785 | And you thought Ray Charles had it hard! | 1.2615 | 0.03623 | 218 | 171 | 37 | 10 |
1786 | I'm hoping this will strike a chord with you. | 1.2615 | 0.03738 | 218 | 173 | 33 | 12 |
1787 | This next piece is a banger. | 1.2615 | 0.03681 | 218 | 172 | 35 | 11 |
1788 | My next piece, Schumann's Toccata in C Major, is dedicated to my first piano teacher who told my mother I was all thumbs. | 1.2613 | 0.03647 | 199 | 154 | 38 | 7 |
1789 | And now, Ladies and Gentleman, I will take a stab at the notoriously difficult "Etude Brute." | 1.2613 | 0.03784 | 199 | 156 | 34 | 9 |
1790 | I will now play the classic theme from ROCKY. | 1.2613 | 0.03716 | 199 | 155 | 36 | 8 |
1791 | I will now perform the Victor Borge Concerto | 1.2613 | 0.04043 | 199 | 160 | 26 | 13 |
1792 | Which one of you yelled, 'I want the hits'? | 1.2613 | 0.03784 | 199 | 156 | 34 | 9 |
1793 | My ‘knockturno’ interpretation is quite dramatic. | 1.2613 | 0.03647 | 199 | 154 | 38 | 7 |
1794 | And now, I would like to play you something from my pugilistic period. | 1.2613 | 0.03463 | 222 | 172 | 42 | 8 |
1795 | Tough piece. | 1.2611 | 0.03734 | 203 | 159 | 35 | 9 |
1796 | As you may have surmised...No, I,don’t have insurance for my hands. | 1.2611 | 0.03798 | 203 | 160 | 33 | 10 |
1797 | Last time this piece got the better of me..... | 1.2611 | 0.03798 | 203 | 160 | 33 | 10 |
1798 | I'd like to start tonight's Jerry Lee Lewis tribute with an old favorite | 1.2611 | 0.03480 | 226 | 176 | 41 | 9 |
1799 | And now "he Theme from Wagner's "THE RING" | 1.2609 | 0.04107 | 207 | 169 | 22 | 16 |
1800 | This sonata will knock you out. | 1.2609 | 0.03621 | 207 | 161 | 38 | 8 |
1801 | They said I should "punch it up." | 1.2607 | 0.03381 | 211 | 161 | 45 | 5 |
1802 | Next up is a really punchy tune. | 1.2607 | 0.03512 | 211 | 163 | 41 | 7 |
1803 | And now, ladies and gentlemen: Für Evander. | 1.2607 | 0.03879 | 211 | 169 | 29 | 13 |
1804 | This next one is by Rockymaninoff | 1.2606 | 0.03927 | 188 | 148 | 31 | 9 |
1805 | ‘Some say I am the Mike Tyson of the keys.’ | 1.2606 | 0.03626 | 188 | 144 | 39 | 5 |
1806 | Well, tickling the ivories wasn't working! | 1.2605 | 0.03468 | 238 | 187 | 40 | 11 |
1807 | Now, I'll knock out the encore. | 1.2605 | 0.03653 | 215 | 169 | 36 | 10 |
1808 | Management wanted me to stop tickling the ivories. | 1.2605 | 0.03594 | 215 | 168 | 38 | 9 |
1809 | What can I say? When I play "The Boxer" I have to get into character. | 1.2605 | 0.03653 | 215 | 169 | 36 | 10 |
1810 | And now I'd like to play a little sonata of my own composition called "Golden Gloves" in the keys of C through G. | 1.2605 | 0.03828 | 215 | 172 | 30 | 13 |
1811 | My other job is a hand model. | 1.2605 | 0.03594 | 215 | 168 | 38 | 9 |
1812 | I will next do battle with Rachmaninoff's No. 3 | 1.2604 | 0.03728 | 192 | 149 | 36 | 7 |
1813 | I bet you've never heard the 1812 Overture on the piano! | 1.2603 | 0.03723 | 219 | 174 | 33 | 12 |
1814 | This next one goes out to ADRIAAAAAAN! | 1.2603 | 0.03490 | 219 | 170 | 41 | 8 |
1815 | How do you folks feel about tone clusters? | 1.2603 | 0.03550 | 219 | 171 | 39 | 9 |
1816 | My next number will be a one hit wonder. | 1.2602 | 0.03819 | 196 | 154 | 33 | 9 |
1817 | I will now do my performance art version of "Flight of the Bumble Bee" | 1.2602 | 0.03679 | 196 | 152 | 37 | 7 |
1818 | The latest OSHA regulation. | 1.2602 | 0.03953 | 196 | 156 | 29 | 11 |
1819 | They said make the finale more punchy! | 1.2602 | 0.03679 | 196 | 152 | 37 | 7 |
1820 | ...And by special request, I'll be playing the theme to "Rocky". | 1.2601 | 0.03565 | 223 | 175 | 38 | 10 |
1821 | The next piece will be a bit bombastic.... | 1.2600 | 0.03898 | 200 | 159 | 30 | 11 |
1822 | This is how I knock out the hits. | 1.2600 | 0.03700 | 200 | 156 | 36 | 8 |
1823 | You requested more punch? | 1.2600 | 0.03700 | 200 | 156 | 36 | 8 |
1824 | I did it myyyyyyy wayyyyyyy | 1.2600 | 0.03631 | 200 | 155 | 38 | 7 |
1825 | For your listening pleasure, I'll knock out a few oldies. | 1.2600 | 0.03767 | 200 | 157 | 34 | 9 |
1826 | Rockymaninoff's Rhapsody on a Theme of Pugilism. | 1.2600 | 0.04087 | 200 | 162 | 24 | 14 |
1827 | I will now play from Wagner's Ring Cycle. Round One. | 1.2599 | 0.03467 | 227 | 177 | 41 | 9 |
1828 | And now, my unique version of "Sock It ToMe! | 1.2598 | 0.03517 | 204 | 157 | 41 | 6 |
1829 | For my next number, I will play the theme from "Rocky." | 1.2598 | 0.04029 | 204 | 165 | 25 | 14 |
1830 | It's all in the wrist. | 1.2596 | 0.03732 | 208 | 164 | 34 | 10 |
1831 | Now I will play ‘Fight of the bumblebee’ better known as ‘Float like a butterfly sting like a bee.’ | 1.2596 | 0.03855 | 208 | 166 | 30 | 12 |
1832 | playing piano is nothing compared to getting dressed. | 1.2596 | 0.03855 | 208 | 166 | 30 | 12 |
1833 | I never liked the piano | 1.2596 | 0.03732 | 208 | 164 | 34 | 10 |
1834 | And now finally Mr. President, a special piece for you -- a little atonal number you might recall, 'One is the Loneliest Number.' | 1.2596 | 0.03855 | 208 | 166 | 30 | 12 |
1835 | With so many Messiahs to compete with I dedicate this next piece to the Electoral College. | 1.2596 | 0.03442 | 235 | 184 | 41 | 10 |
1836 | The next piece will be three minutes long. | 1.2595 | 0.03815 | 185 | 144 | 34 | 7 |
1837 | What - you don't like Punchini? | 1.2595 | 0.03815 | 185 | 144 | 34 | 7 |
1838 | Not to brag, but this concerto will be over in one round. | 1.2594 | 0.03368 | 212 | 162 | 45 | 5 |
1839 | And now, for the 'modern music' portion of our program .... | 1.2594 | 0.03685 | 212 | 167 | 35 | 10 |
1840 | It needs a good tune up. | 1.2594 | 0.03623 | 212 | 166 | 37 | 9 |
1841 | Staccato, you said? | 1.2594 | 0.03561 | 212 | 165 | 39 | 8 |
1842 | The starting note is "ding ding ding". | 1.2594 | 0.03498 | 212 | 164 | 41 | 7 |
1843 | I would like to begin my Simon and Garfunkel medley with “The Boxer”. | 1.2593 | 0.03394 | 216 | 166 | 44 | 6 |
1844 | I’ll do the next song a cappella. | 1.2593 | 0.03909 | 189 | 149 | 31 | 9 |
1845 | Now for the couple at the cozy corner table, some tunes to fight by | 1.2593 | 0.03755 | 216 | 172 | 32 | 12 |
1846 | As my hero said, "Float like a butterfly, sting like a Flight of the Bumble Bee". | 1.2593 | 0.03687 | 189 | 146 | 37 | 6 |
1847 | I am leaving. I am leaving. | 1.2593 | 0.03518 | 216 | 168 | 40 | 8 |
1848 | That was the 'pianissimo.' | 1.2591 | 0.03536 | 220 | 172 | 39 | 9 |
1849 | I can assure you - you've never heard chopsticks as I am about to perform it! | 1.2591 | 0.03763 | 220 | 176 | 31 | 13 |
1850 | This time I'm going to play something a bit more punchy. | 1.2591 | 0.03854 | 193 | 152 | 32 | 9 |
1851 | I haven't worked out every note on this next piece, but I'm very passionate about it. | 1.2591 | 0.03784 | 193 | 151 | 34 | 8 |
1852 | I will now play ‘the Boxer’ written by Simon and Garfunkel! In D flat. | 1.2591 | 0.03784 | 193 | 151 | 34 | 8 |
1853 | I'm thrilled to finally reach the "Knock-Out Round" of this prestigious competition. | 1.2589 | 0.03436 | 224 | 174 | 42 | 8 |
1854 | Let’s get ready to rumbaaaaa! | 1.2589 | 0.03436 | 224 | 174 | 42 | 8 |
1855 | ...and now, the theme from ‘Rocky’ | 1.2589 | 0.03935 | 197 | 157 | 29 | 11 |
1856 | I could a been a contender... | 1.2589 | 0.03518 | 197 | 151 | 41 | 5 |
1857 | And now I will knock out the rest of the ring cycle | 1.2589 | 0.03591 | 197 | 152 | 39 | 6 |
1858 | As for the reviewer who suggested my repertoire lacked punch.… | 1.2588 | 0.03454 | 228 | 178 | 41 | 9 |
1859 | It helps with the nail-biting. | 1.2588 | 0.03397 | 228 | 177 | 43 | 8 |
1860 | What happens in Piano club...stays in piano club. | 1.2587 | 0.03881 | 201 | 160 | 30 | 11 |
1861 | I will now play the theme from "Rocky". | 1.2587 | 0.03881 | 201 | 160 | 30 | 11 |
1862 | In the spirit of this Holiday Concert, and to celebrate the diversity of the season, I will now perform a special Boxing Day carol. | 1.2587 | 0.03944 | 201 | 161 | 28 | 12 |
1863 | My next number is the "beat goes on" | 1.2587 | 0.03751 | 201 | 158 | 34 | 9 |
1864 | Take that, Mr. Rachmaninoff...... | 1.2586 | 0.03627 | 232 | 185 | 34 | 13 |
1865 | It's 'Chopsticks' but with a 3.2 degree of difficulty. | 1.2586 | 0.03469 | 232 | 182 | 40 | 10 |
1866 | And now, by request, LaMotta Sonata. | 1.2586 | 0.03678 | 232 | 186 | 32 | 14 |
1867 | I always wear these when I play the theme song from Rocky. | 1.2585 | 0.03570 | 205 | 159 | 39 | 7 |
1868 | And next, I would like to pound out a tune on my old piano... | 1.2585 | 0.03636 | 205 | 160 | 37 | 8 |
1869 | Now I’ll knock out another song for you. | 1.2585 | 0.03636 | 205 | 160 | 37 | 8 |
1870 | What did you think "Ring Cycle" meant? | 1.2585 | 0.03701 | 205 | 161 | 35 | 9 |
1871 | Tonight I will be playing selections from “The Divorce of Figaro”. | 1.2585 | 0.03766 | 205 | 162 | 33 | 10 |
1872 | I'm ready to Bachs. | 1.2585 | 0.03829 | 205 | 163 | 31 | 11 |
1873 | And now I present to you: knuckle-sandwich, in C minor. | 1.2584 | 0.03591 | 209 | 163 | 38 | 8 |
1874 | The next selection is by Johann Sebastian Box. | 1.2584 | 0.03898 | 209 | 168 | 28 | 13 |
1875 | And finally, the punchline. | 1.2584 | 0.03778 | 209 | 166 | 32 | 11 |
1876 | ...and for my next piece, here's 'Float Like A Butterfly, Sting Like A Bee.' | 1.2584 | 0.03591 | 209 | 163 | 38 | 8 |
1877 | And now ladies and gentlemen, Tchaikovsky’s ‘Incompetent Piano Movers’ in G Minor. | 1.2583 | 0.03591 | 240 | 192 | 34 | 14 |
1878 | While my scales may have suffered, my arpeggios are to die for! | 1.2583 | 0.03392 | 240 | 188 | 42 | 10 |
1879 | Oh, I'll hit the right note alright! | 1.2582 | 0.03484 | 213 | 165 | 41 | 7 |
1880 | Guess I grabbed the wrong bag at the airport | 1.2581 | 0.03873 | 186 | 146 | 32 | 8 |
1881 | It is the insurance company's rule. | 1.2581 | 0.03564 | 217 | 170 | 38 | 9 |
1882 | For my next number, I will play Beat Me Daddy, Eight to the Bar. | 1.2579 | 0.03580 | 221 | 174 | 37 | 10 |
1883 | Float Like a Tchaikovsky, sting like a Beethoven | 1.2577 | 0.03837 | 194 | 153 | 32 | 9 |
1884 | Want to hear a punchy tune? | 1.2577 | 0.03837 | 194 | 153 | 32 | 9 |
1885 | The judges had warned Marcel that his habit of picking his nose between sets made the other contestants uneasy. Yet their solution seemed harsh....and made it difficult for him to compete. | 1.2577 | 0.03906 | 194 | 154 | 30 | 10 |
1886 | My finale will be a unique, spirited medley of fight songs. | 1.2576 | 0.03646 | 198 | 154 | 37 | 7 |
1887 | let's hit it again | 1.2576 | 0.03784 | 198 | 156 | 33 | 9 |
1888 | And now I shall play Wagner... | 1.2576 | 0.03852 | 198 | 157 | 31 | 10 |
1889 | Yes, I'm Johann Sebastian Box. | 1.2576 | 0.03784 | 198 | 156 | 33 | 9 |
1890 | We've had a request for the National Anthem. | 1.2576 | 0.03784 | 198 | 156 | 33 | 9 |
1891 | And now, for the Flight of the Pugilist. | 1.2576 | 0.03646 | 198 | 154 | 37 | 7 |
1892 | We're going to pick up the pace. For the next number, I'm going to play something a little more punchy. | 1.2576 | 0.03575 | 198 | 153 | 39 | 6 |
1893 | They all laughed when I sat down at the piano... | 1.2576 | 0.03852 | 198 | 157 | 31 | 10 |
1894 | He'd do anything for a hit song | 1.2576 | 0.03852 | 198 | 157 | 31 | 10 |
1895 | For this next piece you might want to turn down the volume on your cellphones. | 1.2576 | 0.03784 | 198 | 156 | 33 | 9 |
1896 | My next piece is entitled, "The Boxer Rebellion." | 1.2575 | 0.03613 | 233 | 186 | 34 | 13 |
1897 | This one is called ‘Sonata in ABCDEFG’ | 1.2574 | 0.03927 | 202 | 162 | 28 | 12 |
1898 | And now, "Fly Like a Butterfly, Sting Like a Bee" | 1.2574 | 0.03800 | 202 | 160 | 32 | 10 |
1899 | I guess I'll just roll with the punches | 1.2574 | 0.03668 | 202 | 158 | 36 | 8 |
1900 | Here's a punchy little number I think you'll like. | 1.2574 | 0.03864 | 202 | 161 | 30 | 11 |
1901 | Pianissimo forget about it, Fortissimo I got..... | 1.2574 | 0.03201 | 237 | 182 | 49 | 6 |
1902 | This one'll be a knock out. | 1.2573 | 0.03555 | 206 | 160 | 39 | 7 |
1903 | I call this piece "Etude in the Key of Everything." | 1.2573 | 0.03749 | 206 | 163 | 33 | 10 |
1904 | For my next number, I'd like a stool, a mouthpiece and a round girl from the audience.... | 1.2573 | 0.03621 | 206 | 161 | 37 | 8 |
1905 | And now, Beethoven’s Right Hook, in D. | 1.2571 | 0.03762 | 210 | 167 | 32 | 11 |
1906 | Float like a Puccini, sting like a Rimsky-Korsakov...? | 1.2571 | 0.04418 | 175 | 143 | 19 | 13 |
1907 | Now I will play for you 'Sting Like A Bee.' | 1.2571 | 0.03762 | 210 | 167 | 32 | 11 |
1908 | And now I'd like to play Black and Blue Suede Shoes | 1.2570 | 0.03594 | 214 | 168 | 37 | 9 |
1909 | I have a love- hate relationship with the piano | 1.2570 | 0.03532 | 214 | 167 | 39 | 8 |
1910 | As a former boxer, I will play the next piece in my favorite key. B flat. | 1.2570 | 0.03654 | 214 | 169 | 35 | 10 |
1911 | I prefer to pound rather than tickle the ivories! | 1.2570 | 0.03532 | 214 | 167 | 39 | 8 |
1912 | And now Mister President, I shall play the “Minute Waltz” in 47 seconds. | 1.2569 | 0.03490 | 218 | 170 | 40 | 8 |
1913 | Everyone now...supercali-pugilistic-expialidocious... | 1.2569 | 0.03836 | 218 | 176 | 28 | 14 |
1914 | I could play this with one hand tied behind my back. | 1.2569 | 0.03429 | 218 | 169 | 42 | 7 |
1915 | Let me welcome you to our annual Boxing Day concert | 1.2569 | 0.03550 | 218 | 171 | 38 | 9 |
1916 | Here’s a little something I wrote that requires playing a lot of consecutive keys at the same time. | 1.2568 | 0.03508 | 222 | 174 | 39 | 9 |
1917 | I float like a butterfly but sting in B-minor | 1.2568 | 0.03508 | 222 | 174 | 39 | 9 |
1918 | Did someone request, The Boxer? | 1.2568 | 0.03389 | 222 | 172 | 43 | 7 |
1919 | Tonight's performance is a tribute to Mohammad Ali | 1.2567 | 0.03779 | 187 | 146 | 34 | 7 |
1920 | Excuse me, this piano needs tuning! | 1.2566 | 0.03523 | 226 | 178 | 38 | 10 |
1921 | A-minor challenge | 1.2565 | 0.03728 | 191 | 149 | 35 | 7 |
1922 | And now I present Sibulski's Concerto in A minor, D minor, and E-flat major | 1.2565 | 0.03943 | 191 | 152 | 29 | 10 |
1923 | Next, I'll be playing a classic piece by Muhammad Ali. | 1.2565 | 0.03590 | 230 | 183 | 35 | 12 |
1924 | This next piece is a hit song. | 1.2564 | 0.03334 | 234 | 182 | 44 | 8 |
1925 | Down an octave goes Frazier! Down an octave goes Frazier! | 1.2564 | 0.03334 | 234 | 182 | 44 | 8 |
1926 | And now, Mozart's Sonata for middleweight southpaw in A Minor | 1.2563 | 0.03244 | 238 | 184 | 47 | 7 |
1927 | And now I will attempt to go twelve rounds with the piano. | 1.2563 | 0.03560 | 199 | 154 | 39 | 6 |
1928 | And now, for Chopin's Fight of the Bumblebee. | 1.2563 | 0.03900 | 199 | 159 | 29 | 11 |
1929 | I will now play Box Prelude and Fugue in G Minor | 1.2562 | 0.03910 | 203 | 163 | 28 | 12 |
1930 | This is for the critic who called me ham handed | 1.2562 | 0.03516 | 203 | 157 | 40 | 6 |
1931 | Welcome to the White House holiday party! And please remember to protect yourselves at all times! | 1.2560 | 0.03670 | 207 | 163 | 35 | 9 |
1932 | This one will knock you off your feet. | 1.2560 | 0.03733 | 207 | 164 | 33 | 10 |
1933 | That’s OK! I’m all thumbs anyways! | 1.2560 | 0.03540 | 207 | 161 | 39 | 7 |
1934 | It's for your protection and mine. | 1.2560 | 0.03670 | 207 | 163 | 35 | 9 |
1935 | I don't know if I can play it in that key. | 1.2560 | 0.03670 | 207 | 163 | 35 | 9 |
1936 | I'm sorry, I only play boxed sets. | 1.2559 | 0.03685 | 211 | 167 | 34 | 10 |
1937 | Due to recent OSHA regulations for Rachmaninoff... | 1.2559 | 0.03685 | 211 | 167 | 34 | 10 |
1938 | My new composition is a real knockout. | 1.2558 | 0.03698 | 215 | 171 | 33 | 11 |
1939 | Let me knock out a number for you! | 1.2558 | 0.03518 | 215 | 168 | 39 | 8 |
1940 | I will now perform "Fight of the Bumblebees" | 1.2557 | 0.03353 | 219 | 169 | 44 | 6 |
1941 | And in this corner...Rocky Rachmaninoff !!! | 1.2557 | 0.03820 | 219 | 177 | 28 | 14 |
1942 | It is so damn hard to follow my dreams simultaneously. | 1.2557 | 0.03765 | 219 | 176 | 30 | 13 |
1943 | I shall now bust your Chopsticks. | 1.2556 | 0.03663 | 223 | 178 | 33 | 12 |
1944 | And now ladies and gentlemen, you may remove the complimentary earplugs. | 1.2556 | 0.03436 | 223 | 174 | 41 | 8 |
1945 | I will now perform Beat It. | 1.2556 | 0.03436 | 223 | 174 | 41 | 8 |
1946 | An now, a medley of “Rocky” theme songs. | 1.2555 | 0.03619 | 227 | 181 | 34 | 12 |
1947 | Excuse me while I pound out a few notes. | 1.2555 | 0.03339 | 227 | 176 | 44 | 7 |
1948 | Now for the old one two | 1.2553 | 0.03376 | 235 | 184 | 42 | 9 |
1949 | I really like to pound out the notes. | 1.2553 | 0.03527 | 188 | 144 | 40 | 4 |
1950 | I was thinking of the President when I wrote this piece, it’s really great. | 1.2553 | 0.03585 | 235 | 188 | 34 | 13 |
1951 | Chopsticks? Really. | 1.2552 | 0.03783 | 192 | 151 | 33 | 8 |
1952 | I’d like to punch out a few tunes from my new CD. | 1.2552 | 0.03483 | 192 | 147 | 41 | 4 |
1953 | I’m not sure Simon & Garfunkel’s “The Boxer” is supposed to be played like this.” | 1.2552 | 0.03994 | 192 | 154 | 27 | 11 |
1954 | And now some Gilbert and Sullivan melodies, as they might have been played by Jack Dempsey. | 1.2552 | 0.03561 | 192 | 148 | 39 | 5 |
1955 | This one's a bit punchy. | 1.2552 | 0.03783 | 192 | 151 | 33 | 8 |
1956 | They say my performance is a knock out. | 1.2551 | 0.03802 | 196 | 155 | 32 | 9 |
1957 | Of course I play by the Queensbury rules! | 1.2551 | 0.03662 | 196 | 153 | 36 | 7 |
1958 | In honor of Brexit, I will now play the piano version of "Bang the Drums Slowly." | 1.2551 | 0.04068 | 196 | 159 | 24 | 13 |
1959 | I’m gonna float like Madame Butterfly, sting like the flight of the bumblebees! | 1.2550 | 0.03751 | 200 | 158 | 33 | 9 |
1960 | Whew! Rough house! | 1.2550 | 0.03325 | 200 | 152 | 45 | 3 |
1961 | I alone can play it. | 1.2550 | 0.03817 | 200 | 159 | 31 | 10 |
1962 | This is Stravinsky - Symphony in three rounds. | 1.2549 | 0.03636 | 204 | 160 | 36 | 8 |
1963 | Sorry folks I’m all thumbs today | 1.2549 | 0.03636 | 204 | 160 | 36 | 8 |
1964 | Lllllllets get ready to rumbaaaaaa! | 1.2549 | 0.03830 | 204 | 163 | 30 | 11 |
1965 | Why do I do this? Because I can't sing or dance. | 1.2549 | 0.03702 | 204 | 161 | 34 | 9 |
1966 | Next! A college fight song composed by Joe Louis. | 1.2548 | 0.03654 | 208 | 164 | 35 | 9 |
1967 | And my next number will really knock you out! | 1.2547 | 0.03790 | 212 | 170 | 30 | 12 |
1968 | No, this is not a variant of the Suzuki Method; it is pure Tyson. | 1.2547 | 0.03730 | 212 | 169 | 32 | 11 |
1969 | Bear with me, I just had a mani-pedi. | 1.2547 | 0.03418 | 212 | 164 | 42 | 6 |
1970 | ...And in this corner weighing in at 1086lbs | 1.2547 | 0.03608 | 212 | 167 | 36 | 9 |
1971 | Let's get rrready to bumble! | 1.2547 | 0.03670 | 212 | 168 | 34 | 10 |
1972 | Oh, it was "Flight of the Bumblebee?" | 1.2547 | 0.03730 | 212 | 169 | 32 | 11 |
1973 | I will now play, Float Like A Butterfly,Sting like a Bee. | 1.2546 | 0.03683 | 216 | 172 | 33 | 11 |
1974 | It's the only way I can play the score to any of the Rocky movies. | 1.2546 | 0.03564 | 216 | 170 | 37 | 9 |
1975 | Sugar Ray Charles | 1.2546 | 0.03564 | 216 | 170 | 37 | 9 |
1976 | These ivories need more than tickling. | 1.2546 | 0.03683 | 216 | 172 | 33 | 11 |
1977 | A serenade for Boxing Day. | 1.2546 | 0.03503 | 216 | 169 | 39 | 8 |
1978 | Chopin's “Etude in G# minor Has always been a battle for me... | 1.2546 | 0.03624 | 216 | 171 | 35 | 10 |
1979 | This concert is going the full twelve rounds | 1.2545 | 0.03402 | 220 | 171 | 42 | 7 |
1980 | They're called Chopsticks preventers. | 1.2545 | 0.03694 | 220 | 176 | 32 | 12 |
1981 | Louie, Louie" again? Well, if you insist.. | 1.2545 | 0.03593 | 224 | 178 | 35 | 11 |
1982 | And now, variations on a theme by Marciano. | 1.2545 | 0.03179 | 224 | 171 | 49 | 4 |
1983 | Are you ready for some chin music | 1.2545 | 0.03593 | 224 | 178 | 35 | 11 |
1984 | of course I'm wearing a cup | 1.2544 | 0.03605 | 228 | 182 | 34 | 12 |
1985 | And now, a musical tribute to the Marquess of Queensberry. | 1.2543 | 0.03509 | 232 | 184 | 37 | 11 |
1986 | And now a piece I call Für Muhammad Ali | 1.2541 | 0.03718 | 185 | 144 | 35 | 6 |
1987 | Let's see if you can stand me for 12 rounds. | 1.2540 | 0.03668 | 189 | 147 | 36 | 6 |
1988 | It's the most efficient way to play twelve-tone music | 1.2540 | 0.04103 | 189 | 153 | 24 | 12 |
1989 | This concert comes as a boxed set | 1.2540 | 0.03591 | 189 | 146 | 38 | 5 |
1990 | If he doesn't C sharp he’ll B flat. | 1.2539 | 0.03907 | 193 | 154 | 29 | 10 |
1991 | This is a heavyweight sonata | 1.2539 | 0.03389 | 193 | 147 | 43 | 3 |
1992 | This original composition will really knock you out. | 1.2538 | 0.03574 | 197 | 153 | 38 | 6 |
1993 | I should have put more thought into this career change. | 1.2538 | 0.03574 | 197 | 153 | 38 | 6 |
1994 | My music packs a real punch. | 1.2538 | 0.03645 | 197 | 154 | 36 | 7 |
1995 | Some football players do ballet in the off-season, I do this | 1.2538 | 0.03785 | 197 | 156 | 32 | 9 |
1996 | With so many notes, it's always a fight to the finish! | 1.2538 | 0.03645 | 197 | 154 | 36 | 7 |
1997 | ...and for my next piece I will play “Bling Blong Blaap Blorp” in C-minor | 1.2537 | 0.03800 | 201 | 160 | 31 | 10 |
1998 | I'll be playing Beethoven's Symphony No. 7 in A major. It may take awhile. | 1.2537 | 0.03599 | 201 | 157 | 37 | 7 |
1999 | I will now play the Joe Louis lullaby. | 1.2537 | 0.03486 | 205 | 159 | 40 | 6 |
2000 | Pacquiao's "A Little Fight Music" | 1.2537 | 0.03554 | 205 | 160 | 38 | 7 |
2001 | My next piece is titled 'Yo Adriana' " | 1.2537 | 0.03813 | 205 | 164 | 30 | 11 |
2002 | I wouldn't say "tickling the keys" is my style. | 1.2537 | 0.03554 | 205 | 160 | 38 | 7 |
2003 | My encore is a real knockout! | 1.2537 | 0.03813 | 205 | 164 | 30 | 11 |
2004 | I will now play a version of "Flight of the Bumblebee" , that I have restyled as "Romp of the Hippopotamus" | 1.2537 | 0.03813 | 205 | 164 | 30 | 11 |
2005 | I shall now play Bach in the combative style. | 1.2536 | 0.03510 | 209 | 163 | 39 | 7 |
2006 | And now for Beethoven's Piano Sonata Number 1 in F-Minor-ish | 1.2535 | 0.03593 | 213 | 168 | 36 | 9 |
2007 | And now a little piece by Victor Borge. | 1.2535 | 0.03655 | 213 | 169 | 34 | 10 |
2008 | Here's a new song that'll really knock you out | 1.2535 | 0.03550 | 217 | 171 | 37 | 9 |
2009 | For my next number: Tyson's Overture in B-Flat on Your Back. | 1.2535 | 0.03550 | 217 | 171 | 37 | 9 |
2010 | Here's a Gershwin favorite that really knocks me out... | 1.2535 | 0.03609 | 217 | 172 | 35 | 10 |
2011 | And now our main event – Beethoven's Sonata in C minor, in 12 rounds | 1.2535 | 0.03235 | 217 | 166 | 47 | 4 |
2012 | This next number is called 'Fists of Fury'. | 1.2534 | 0.03507 | 221 | 174 | 38 | 9 |
2013 | For me, playing Chopin's Sonatas have always been a personal battle | 1.2534 | 0.03388 | 221 | 172 | 42 | 7 |
2014 | Yo, Beethoven -- I did it! | 1.2533 | 0.03290 | 225 | 174 | 45 | 6 |
2015 | Which one is Middle C? | 1.2533 | 0.03688 | 225 | 181 | 31 | 13 |
2016 | No worries. The piano's prepared. | 1.2533 | 0.03523 | 225 | 178 | 37 | 10 |
2017 | Is my playing too aggressive? | 1.2533 | 0.03370 | 229 | 179 | 42 | 8 |
2018 | I’m hoping to knockout this Sonata in the first movement. | 1.2532 | 0.03162 | 233 | 179 | 49 | 5 |
2019 | I don’t take requests. | 1.2532 | 0.03351 | 237 | 186 | 42 | 9 |
2020 | Currently, Rachmaninoff is winning. | 1.2527 | 0.04002 | 186 | 149 | 27 | 10 |
2021 | My next number, a sing-along, is also a round . | 1.2527 | 0.03855 | 186 | 147 | 31 | 8 |
2022 | I was hoping they’d help me hit the right notes. | 1.2526 | 0.03889 | 194 | 155 | 29 | 10 |
2023 | I only perform once a year - On Boxers Day. | 1.2526 | 0.03749 | 194 | 153 | 33 | 8 |
2024 | Let's get rrready to rrrubato! | 1.2525 | 0.03583 | 202 | 158 | 37 | 7 |
2025 | Now I’ll play a fugue by Mohammed Ali | 1.2525 | 0.03912 | 202 | 163 | 27 | 12 |
2026 | Ladies and gentlemen: Counterpunch was Bach's specialty, as I shall now demonstrate | 1.2525 | 0.03848 | 202 | 162 | 29 | 11 |
2027 | Watch and listen while I pummel the hell out of this thing. | 1.2525 | 0.03784 | 202 | 161 | 31 | 10 |
2028 | For my next piece :"The fight of the Bumblebee | 1.2525 | 0.03651 | 202 | 159 | 35 | 8 |
2029 | Next time you clap or somebody gets hurt. | 1.2524 | 0.03605 | 206 | 162 | 36 | 8 |
2030 | A boxed set of tonight’s performance will be available for purchase during the interval. | 1.2524 | 0.03670 | 206 | 163 | 34 | 9 |
2031 | My ivories don't like to be tickled. | 1.2524 | 0.03670 | 206 | 163 | 34 | 9 |
2032 | The insurance on my fingers was outrageous! | 1.2524 | 0.03734 | 206 | 164 | 32 | 10 |
2033 | Well you said I should attack the music! | 1.2524 | 0.03224 | 210 | 160 | 47 | 3 |
2034 | This next number will really knock you out! | 1.2523 | 0.03454 | 214 | 167 | 40 | 7 |
2035 | I believe single notes are banal and over-rated. | 1.2523 | 0.03595 | 218 | 173 | 35 | 10 |
2036 | My next piece is “Float like a butterfly” | 1.2523 | 0.03595 | 218 | 173 | 35 | 10 |
2037 | I will now play the Rachmaninoff Prelude in A through G minor. | 1.2523 | 0.03664 | 222 | 178 | 32 | 12 |
2038 | And now I will play Dance Like a Butterfly and Sting Like a Bumblebee by Rimsky Ali | 1.2523 | 0.03664 | 222 | 178 | 32 | 12 |
2039 | Ladies and Gentleman, Bachy Balboa! | 1.2523 | 0.03435 | 222 | 174 | 40 | 8 |
2040 | I don't know why I can't hit that last note. | 1.2523 | 0.03493 | 222 | 175 | 38 | 9 |
2041 | And more, much more than this, I did it Steeeiiinway. | 1.2522 | 0.03278 | 226 | 175 | 45 | 6 |
2042 | This next piece demonstrates the difficulty bumblebees actually have in flight. | 1.2522 | 0.03453 | 226 | 178 | 39 | 9 |
2043 | Time to punch out a new tune. | 1.2522 | 0.03577 | 230 | 184 | 34 | 12 |
2044 | My next piece is critic-proof. | 1.2522 | 0.03469 | 230 | 182 | 38 | 10 |
2045 | A special technique is required for the arpeggios. | 1.2521 | 0.03586 | 234 | 188 | 33 | 13 |
2046 | Something punchy? | 1.2513 | 0.03683 | 187 | 146 | 35 | 6 |
2047 | Tickling the ivories" is so last century | 1.2513 | 0.03926 | 191 | 153 | 28 | 10 |
2048 | Would someone from the audience help me find my keys? | 1.2513 | 0.03783 | 191 | 151 | 32 | 8 |
2049 | Yo, Liberace. | 1.2513 | 0.03802 | 195 | 155 | 31 | 9 |
2050 | I will be playing pugilist in D Major. | 1.2513 | 0.03683 | 199 | 157 | 34 | 8 |
2051 | Maybe this piano's out of tune. | 1.2513 | 0.03751 | 199 | 158 | 32 | 9 |
2052 | This evening’s performance, of Tyson’s 1st, is also available on a box set. | 1.2513 | 0.03818 | 199 | 159 | 30 | 10 |
2053 | Ladies and gentlemen, we are recording tonight's performance which, I expect, will be released as a boxed set. | 1.2512 | 0.03635 | 203 | 160 | 35 | 8 |
2054 | And now for my final piece, "Float like a butterfly, sting like the flight of the bumblebee." | 1.2512 | 0.03831 | 203 | 163 | 29 | 11 |
2055 | Next, The Minute Waltz in 30 seconds. | 1.2512 | 0.03589 | 207 | 163 | 36 | 8 |
2056 | '"and now - Franz Listz's My Fisto Waltz" | 1.2512 | 0.03654 | 207 | 164 | 34 | 9 |
2057 | How else do you propose I play The Boxer? | 1.2512 | 0.03589 | 207 | 163 | 36 | 8 |
2058 | I call this one 'Punch in the F-A-C-E. | 1.2512 | 0.03654 | 207 | 164 | 34 | 9 |
2059 | Float like a butterfly, sing in B. | 1.2512 | 0.03545 | 211 | 166 | 37 | 8 |
2060 | ...and now, my tribute to Rocky Balboa. | 1.2512 | 0.03791 | 211 | 170 | 29 | 12 |
2061 | I thought you said “Box Art of Fugue.” | 1.2512 | 0.03731 | 211 | 169 | 31 | 11 |
2062 | Tickling the ivories got old. | 1.2512 | 0.03311 | 215 | 166 | 44 | 5 |
2063 | Who knew playing "The Boxer" would prove this challenging ? | 1.2512 | 0.03742 | 215 | 173 | 30 | 12 |
2064 | This next piece is a little punchy. | 1.2512 | 0.03376 | 215 | 167 | 42 | 6 |
2065 | next round's on me... | 1.2511 | 0.03521 | 219 | 173 | 37 | 9 |
2066 | One note requests please. | 1.2511 | 0.03382 | 227 | 178 | 41 | 8 |
2067 | Now I'm going to play 4'33'' by John Cage | 1.2511 | 0.03605 | 227 | 182 | 33 | 12 |
2068 | I'm only playing my greatest hits. | 1.2511 | 0.03509 | 231 | 184 | 36 | 11 |
2069 | My next song will be a cappella | 1.2500 | 0.03680 | 220 | 177 | 31 | 12 |
2070 | Anyone want to hear the theme from Rocky? | 1.2500 | 0.03413 | 204 | 158 | 41 | 5 |
2071 | This next piece is called "I am the greatest" and is dedicated to Muhammad Ali | 1.2500 | 0.03530 | 212 | 167 | 37 | 8 |
2072 | And now, "Eine Kleine Kampfmusik". | 1.2500 | 0.03309 | 252 | 200 | 41 | 11 |
2073 | This is how I flatten the flats. | 1.2500 | 0.03408 | 224 | 176 | 40 | 8 |
2074 | Nail fungus is nothing to chuckle about, ask the harp player. | 1.2500 | 0.03764 | 208 | 167 | 30 | 11 |
2075 | For my next piece I will play "The Fight of the Bumblebee" | 1.2500 | 0.03908 | 192 | 154 | 28 | 10 |
2076 | I shall now play the "I AM THE GREATEST" Sonata I composed in memory of Muhammad Ali. | 1.2500 | 0.03619 | 204 | 161 | 35 | 8 |
2077 | I call this `Broken Piano`. | 1.2500 | 0.03692 | 192 | 151 | 34 | 7 |
2078 | I will now float like Madam Butterfly then sting with the Flight of the Bumble Bee. | 1.2500 | 0.03609 | 216 | 172 | 34 | 10 |
2079 | ...and a special thanks to Performers Insurance Co. for finding a way to reduce my premiums. | 1.2500 | 0.03623 | 220 | 176 | 33 | 11 |
2080 | This one's for you, Mr. Stallone. | 1.2500 | 0.03507 | 220 | 174 | 37 | 9 |
2081 | This is my own interpretation of Cage's 4'33". | 1.2500 | 0.03597 | 200 | 157 | 36 | 7 |
2082 | I don’t exactly tickle the ivories anymore. | 1.2500 | 0.03666 | 200 | 158 | 34 | 8 |
2083 | This next piece is called “Float Like a Butterfly, Sting Like a Bee.” | 1.2500 | 0.03447 | 220 | 173 | 39 | 8 |
2084 | And then The Maestro begged me to stop fighting the instrument. | 1.2500 | 0.03702 | 208 | 166 | 32 | 10 |
2085 | Who is my opponent? | 1.2500 | 0.03408 | 224 | 176 | 40 | 8 |
2086 | And I'd like to close with a little chin music. | 1.2500 | 0.03715 | 196 | 155 | 33 | 8 |
2087 | Now for some Rachymaninoff. | 1.2500 | 0.03825 | 208 | 168 | 28 | 12 |
2088 | Yo Amadeus...I did it. | 1.2500 | 0.03921 | 196 | 158 | 27 | 11 |
2089 | And now for my finale, Rope-a-dope fortissimo | 1.2500 | 0.03552 | 204 | 160 | 37 | 7 |
2090 | For my encore, the theme from 'Rocky.' | 1.2500 | 0.03523 | 224 | 178 | 36 | 10 |
2091 | I present to you now a finale that floats like Madame Butterfly yet stings like Flight of the Bumblebee. | 1.2500 | 0.03666 | 200 | 158 | 34 | 8 |
2092 | You want me to do what?? | 1.2500 | 0.03853 | 196 | 157 | 29 | 10 |
2093 | I play like a butterfly and sing like a bee. | 1.2500 | 0.04052 | 196 | 160 | 23 | 13 |
2094 | My next selection is Paul Simon's "The Boxer". | 1.2500 | 0.03267 | 212 | 163 | 45 | 4 |
2095 | And now, for your enjoyment, I will box the ivories. | 1.2500 | 0.03749 | 228 | 186 | 27 | 15 |
2096 | This next piece is sure to be a knockout. | 1.2500 | 0.03715 | 196 | 155 | 33 | 8 |
2097 | And now for a slow rendition of Flight of the Bumblebee | 1.2500 | 0.03479 | 244 | 196 | 35 | 13 |
2098 | This next one's a knockout. | 1.2500 | 0.03666 | 188 | 147 | 35 | 6 |
2099 | Now I will play, “Domm, Domm, Domm,...Dommmm.. | 1.2500 | 0.03609 | 216 | 172 | 34 | 10 |
2100 | I said Bach's work, not box work. | 1.2500 | 0.03743 | 188 | 148 | 33 | 7 |
2101 | I call this next piece,"Fight of the Bumblebees." | 1.2489 | 0.03587 | 233 | 188 | 32 | 13 |
2102 | This next one’s called “I’m a failure and my wife’s leaving me.” | 1.2489 | 0.03577 | 229 | 184 | 33 | 12 |
2103 | And now, our alma mater's fight song. | 1.2489 | 0.03509 | 225 | 179 | 36 | 10 |
2104 | This next one really packs a punch! | 1.2489 | 0.03373 | 221 | 173 | 41 | 7 |
2105 | Next, a lively rendition of Fight of the Bumblebee. | 1.2489 | 0.03373 | 221 | 173 | 41 | 7 |
2106 | And now a piece from Wagner's lesser-known Boxing Ring Trilogy. | 1.2488 | 0.03711 | 217 | 175 | 30 | 12 |
2107 | This next piece is titled 'I Could Have Been (a Contender)'." | 1.2488 | 0.03711 | 217 | 175 | 30 | 12 |
2108 | Now, the ‘Fight of the Bumblebee’ | 1.2488 | 0.03284 | 217 | 168 | 44 | 5 |
2109 | And now, a new composition for Boxing Day. | 1.2488 | 0.03595 | 217 | 173 | 34 | 10 |
2110 | Jetzt, eine kleine Kampfmusik. | 1.2488 | 0.03578 | 213 | 169 | 35 | 9 |
2111 | Prepare to be really impressed. | 1.2488 | 0.03452 | 213 | 167 | 39 | 7 |
2112 | I range from Marvin Hamlisch to Marvin Hagler. | 1.2488 | 0.03559 | 209 | 165 | 36 | 8 |
2113 | You guys like “Chopsticks”? | 1.2488 | 0.03686 | 209 | 167 | 32 | 10 |
2114 | And now for 'Float like a butterfly, Flight of the Bumblebee' in A minor | 1.2488 | 0.03559 | 209 | 165 | 36 | 8 |
2115 | That bum is going down in the second movement. | 1.2488 | 0.03427 | 209 | 163 | 40 | 6 |
2116 | Quite frankly, I’m much more accustomed to pounding on an organ. | 1.2488 | 0.03469 | 205 | 160 | 39 | 6 |
2117 | And now, Concerto Number 4, Round 3, in B-flat minor. | 1.2488 | 0.03581 | 201 | 158 | 36 | 7 |
2118 | Don't play it again, Sam. | 1.2488 | 0.03784 | 201 | 161 | 30 | 10 |
2119 | My guess is this job switch is working out better for me than my partner. | 1.2488 | 0.03650 | 201 | 159 | 34 | 8 |
2120 | I forgot the punch line! | 1.2487 | 0.03903 | 197 | 159 | 27 | 11 |
2121 | My dog wrote this next piece. | 1.2487 | 0.03969 | 197 | 160 | 25 | 12 |
2122 | I glissando like a butterfly and trill like a bee! | 1.2487 | 0.03601 | 193 | 151 | 36 | 6 |
2123 | You should hear me play the zither. | 1.2487 | 0.03725 | 189 | 149 | 33 | 7 |
2124 | I will now play... with your expectations. | 1.2486 | 0.03698 | 185 | 145 | 34 | 6 |
2125 | For my encore I will play Opus 7 in A, B and C Major | 1.2479 | 0.03675 | 234 | 191 | 28 | 15 |
2126 | My next piece will be played on this Steinway that has never been touched by human hands. | 1.2478 | 0.03381 | 226 | 178 | 40 | 8 |
2127 | Chopin is down for the count in three -quarter time. | 1.2477 | 0.03460 | 218 | 172 | 38 | 8 |
2128 | And now, C minor in 12 rounds. | 1.2477 | 0.03638 | 218 | 175 | 32 | 11 |
2129 | I hope that some in the audience tonight will be able to distinguish the downbeat versus the beat down. | 1.2477 | 0.03460 | 218 | 172 | 38 | 8 |
2130 | This next selection is an experimental piece by Philip Glass. | 1.2477 | 0.03460 | 218 | 172 | 38 | 8 |
2131 | For my next selection, I will be playing the theme from "Rocky". | 1.2477 | 0.03563 | 214 | 170 | 35 | 9 |
2132 | I will now perform Mike Tyson's concerto in B flat. | 1.2477 | 0.03915 | 214 | 176 | 23 | 15 |
2133 | And now the punchline! | 1.2477 | 0.03624 | 214 | 171 | 33 | 10 |
2134 | This next one needs to be preformed with a certain amount of punch | 1.2477 | 0.03501 | 214 | 169 | 37 | 8 |
2135 | Can you please give me a hand? | 1.2477 | 0.03563 | 214 | 170 | 35 | 9 |
2136 | And now, I will take Beethoven to the 12th." | 1.2476 | 0.03732 | 210 | 169 | 30 | 11 |
2137 | To increase the degree of difficulty, I will put on a pair of swim fins. | 1.2476 | 0.03732 | 210 | 169 | 30 | 11 |
2138 | ...and this next piece is sure to be a knock out! | 1.2476 | 0.03792 | 210 | 170 | 28 | 12 |
2139 | I shall now play "Flight of the Sting Like A Bee." | 1.2476 | 0.03670 | 210 | 168 | 32 | 10 |
2140 | I'm afraid I've boxed myself into a corner with this concerto. | 1.2476 | 0.03206 | 210 | 161 | 46 | 3 |
2141 | I'd like to close this evening with 'Flight of the Bumblebee.' | 1.2476 | 0.03843 | 206 | 167 | 27 | 12 |
2142 | And now I shall pummel out a pleasing polonaise for your pleasure. | 1.2476 | 0.03588 | 206 | 163 | 35 | 8 |
2143 | Please hold your applause until you count to ten. | 1.2476 | 0.03654 | 206 | 164 | 33 | 9 |
2144 | And now, the theme from Rocky IV | 1.2476 | 0.03588 | 206 | 163 | 35 | 8 |
2145 | As an encore I'll now play the Notre Dame Fight Song. | 1.2476 | 0.03781 | 206 | 166 | 29 | 11 |
2146 | This one's from the boxed set. | 1.2475 | 0.03832 | 202 | 163 | 28 | 11 |
2147 | It's going to be a Wagner piece. | 1.2475 | 0.03896 | 202 | 164 | 26 | 12 |
2148 | The ivories tickle me. | 1.2475 | 0.03832 | 202 | 163 | 28 | 11 |
2149 | Now, Mozart’s Piano Sonata No. 20 in B-flat major, TKO.548 | 1.2475 | 0.03634 | 202 | 160 | 34 | 8 |
2150 | And now, ladies and gentlemen, the Theme from Rocky VII | 1.2475 | 0.03767 | 202 | 162 | 30 | 10 |
2151 | This next piece is by Rocky-maninoff. | 1.2475 | 0.03611 | 198 | 156 | 35 | 7 |
2152 | The critics all say that anything I might be lacking in finesse, I more than make up for in punch. | 1.2475 | 0.03682 | 198 | 157 | 33 | 8 |
2153 | Raging Beethoven.” | 1.2475 | 0.03751 | 198 | 158 | 31 | 9 |
2154 | And now, by your request, the Love Theme from 'Rocky'. | 1.2475 | 0.03682 | 198 | 157 | 33 | 8 |
2155 | Get ready for this hit! | 1.2475 | 0.03751 | 198 | 158 | 31 | 9 |
2156 | This piece was written for no hands. | 1.2475 | 0.03682 | 198 | 157 | 33 | 8 |
2157 | My last recital ended in a TKO in the sixth round. | 1.2475 | 0.03751 | 198 | 158 | 31 | 9 |
2158 | When you don't have time to change between your part-time jobs. | 1.2474 | 0.03872 | 194 | 156 | 28 | 10 |
2159 | He got hit pretty hard, i think he has a Percussion | 1.2474 | 0.03872 | 194 | 156 | 28 | 10 |
2160 | What? You told me to pound it out. | 1.2474 | 0.03731 | 194 | 154 | 32 | 8 |
2161 | Next, my own composition: "The Ring." | 1.2474 | 0.03872 | 194 | 156 | 28 | 10 |
2162 | For my next piece, please enjoy 'Mama Said Knock You Out' in B-Flat. | 1.2474 | 0.03782 | 190 | 151 | 31 | 8 |
2163 | ...and now:Beethoven's Hammerklavier sonata. | 1.2473 | 0.03812 | 182 | 144 | 31 | 7 |
2164 | When I said I wanted to hit the ivories..." | 1.2469 | 0.03329 | 243 | 193 | 40 | 10 |
2165 | These are to prevent me from “tickling the ivories”.... | 1.2468 | 0.03182 | 235 | 183 | 46 | 6 |
2166 | I usually have a sheet music page turner. | 1.2468 | 0.03496 | 231 | 185 | 35 | 11 |
2167 | Etude" by Muhammad Ali.. | 1.2466 | 0.03636 | 223 | 180 | 31 | 12 |
2168 | And for you Brits, "A Ballad for Boxing Day." | 1.2466 | 0.03636 | 223 | 180 | 31 | 12 |
2169 | I will now play my tribute to Simon and Garfunkel's "The Boxer." It's a knockout! | 1.2466 | 0.03580 | 223 | 179 | 33 | 11 |
2170 | And the winner by judges decision after 8 rounds is... Steinway. | 1.2466 | 0.03506 | 219 | 174 | 36 | 9 |
2171 | Any Requests? Anything but "Flight of the Bumble Bee" | 1.2465 | 0.03548 | 215 | 171 | 35 | 9 |
2172 | The next is a cross between Ali and Amadeus! | 1.2465 | 0.03548 | 215 | 171 | 35 | 9 |
2173 | The Boxer Rebellion concerto | 1.2465 | 0.03728 | 215 | 174 | 29 | 12 |
2174 | My Carpal tunnel's flaring up again. | 1.2465 | 0.03424 | 215 | 169 | 39 | 7 |
2175 | Once you hear this next song composed by Cassius Clay you will know why he changed his name to Mohammed Ali | 1.2465 | 0.03669 | 215 | 173 | 31 | 11 |
2176 | Box Magnificat | 1.2464 | 0.04008 | 211 | 175 | 20 | 16 |
2177 | And now I will perform “The Fight of the Bumblebee.” | 1.2464 | 0.03529 | 211 | 167 | 36 | 8 |
2178 | My teacher says it will remind me to not hit the keys too hard. | 1.2464 | 0.03655 | 211 | 169 | 32 | 10 |
2179 | Ladies and gentlemen, let us prepare ourselves to rumble. | 1.2464 | 0.03465 | 211 | 166 | 38 | 7 |
2180 | For my next piece, I will play 'Great Balls of Fire.' | 1.2464 | 0.03263 | 211 | 163 | 44 | 4 |
2181 | And now for a swinging little tune with a hook that'll knock you out. | 1.2464 | 0.03638 | 207 | 165 | 33 | 9 |
2182 | I will now play the Third Round of the Moonlight Sonata, Presto Agitato. | 1.2464 | 0.03638 | 207 | 165 | 33 | 9 |
2183 | This next piece was first performed in Paris in 1913. It was quite controversial for the time, and fights broke out among the audience. | 1.2464 | 0.03439 | 207 | 162 | 39 | 6 |
2184 | I never wanted piano lessons. | 1.2464 | 0.03702 | 207 | 166 | 31 | 10 |
2185 | This one I call "Float like a butterfly, sting like the flight of a bumblebee." | 1.2463 | 0.03410 | 203 | 158 | 40 | 5 |
2186 | I’m trying to stop biting my nails. | 1.2463 | 0.03481 | 203 | 159 | 38 | 6 |
2187 | This next sonata is a real knock out. | 1.2463 | 0.03618 | 203 | 161 | 34 | 8 |
2188 | My next piece is Ali in C minor | 1.2463 | 0.03815 | 203 | 164 | 28 | 11 |
2189 | Tickling the ivories really isn’t my style. | 1.2462 | 0.03377 | 199 | 154 | 41 | 4 |
2190 | I shall now demonstrate that my piano coach was right. | 1.2462 | 0.03867 | 199 | 161 | 27 | 11 |
2191 | This modern stuff is a real pain in the ass. | 1.2462 | 0.03734 | 199 | 159 | 31 | 9 |
2192 | Yeah buddy? Come down here, I'll give you discordant notes! | 1.2462 | 0.03642 | 195 | 154 | 34 | 7 |
2193 | My next piece is dedicated to the immortal Muhammad Ali... | 1.2462 | 0.03642 | 195 | 154 | 34 | 7 |
2194 | And now, with your gracious indulgence, I'd like to bang out a new composition." | 1.2462 | 0.03569 | 195 | 153 | 36 | 6 |
2195 | I asked for box seats. | 1.2462 | 0.03642 | 195 | 154 | 34 | 7 |
2196 | And now for a nuanced little mashup I call 'Étude, Sonny Liszton?' | 1.2462 | 0.03922 | 195 | 158 | 26 | 11 |
2197 | And now I will float through Madame Butterfly and sting into Flight of the Bumblebee. | 1.2462 | 0.03642 | 195 | 154 | 34 | 7 |
2198 | I offer Republican Chopsticks for our times. | 1.2461 | 0.03978 | 191 | 155 | 25 | 11 |
2199 | I'm just going to play a little rope-a-dope until I find middle C. | 1.2461 | 0.03691 | 191 | 151 | 33 | 7 |
2200 | I only sing | 1.2461 | 0.03691 | 191 | 151 | 33 | 7 |
2201 | Box Fugue in D minor | 1.2459 | 0.03368 | 244 | 195 | 38 | 11 |
2202 | I can't tickle the ivories but I can pound them" | 1.2456 | 0.03412 | 228 | 181 | 38 | 9 |
2203 | Now, " I would like to play the theme from "Rocky". | 1.2456 | 0.03523 | 228 | 183 | 34 | 11 |
2204 | I call it Concerto Marciano. | 1.2455 | 0.03211 | 224 | 174 | 45 | 5 |
2205 | Are you suggesting there is a problem with my technique? | 1.2455 | 0.03492 | 220 | 175 | 36 | 9 |
2206 | Oh my story’s seldom told | 1.2455 | 0.03492 | 220 | 175 | 36 | 9 |
2207 | I will now play Simon & Garfunkel's "The Boxer" | 1.2455 | 0.03371 | 220 | 173 | 40 | 7 |
2208 | For my next number, please prepare to have your socks knocked off | 1.2455 | 0.03371 | 220 | 173 | 40 | 7 |
2209 | For my encore, a knockturne by Sullivan... John L., | 1.2455 | 0.03722 | 220 | 179 | 28 | 13 |
2210 | And now, Simon and Garfunkel's The Boxer." | 1.2455 | 0.03309 | 220 | 172 | 42 | 6 |
2211 | I'm doing a Victor Borge! | 1.2454 | 0.03712 | 216 | 175 | 29 | 12 |
2212 | Ladies and gentlemen, you'll be glad to know that I'm about to play John Cage's '4'33'. | 1.2454 | 0.03770 | 216 | 176 | 27 | 13 |
2213 | This rendition is going to be a knock out ! | 1.2454 | 0.03534 | 216 | 172 | 35 | 9 |
2214 | I regret auditioning for Rocky the Musical | 1.2454 | 0.03534 | 216 | 172 | 35 | 9 |
2215 | And now, all three rounds of Beethoven’s ‘Moonlight Sonata.’ | 1.2453 | 0.03514 | 212 | 168 | 36 | 8 |
2216 | And now, by request, the theme from "Rocky". | 1.2453 | 0.03760 | 212 | 172 | 28 | 12 |
2217 | Now that I've answered my critics, I shall play music from 'Requiem for a Heavyweight' " | 1.2453 | 0.03318 | 212 | 165 | 42 | 5 |
2218 | And now, from Wagner's Ring Cycle.... | 1.2453 | 0.03639 | 212 | 170 | 32 | 10 |
2219 | I will now punch out the theme from Rocky. | 1.2452 | 0.03622 | 208 | 166 | 33 | 9 |
2220 | Okay, it doesn't work for Beethoven, but my Mahler's a knockout! | 1.2452 | 0.03558 | 208 | 165 | 35 | 8 |
2221 | Concerto no. 10! 9! 8!, 7!..... | 1.2452 | 0.03748 | 208 | 168 | 29 | 11 |
2222 | And now, from the Manassa Mahler, “The Heavyweight Requiem | 1.2452 | 0.03492 | 208 | 164 | 37 | 7 |
2223 | And now Rockymaninoff symphony #9 TKO. | 1.2452 | 0.03622 | 208 | 166 | 33 | 9 |
2224 | And now, a largo in fall flat. | 1.2452 | 0.03622 | 208 | 166 | 33 | 9 |
2225 | I said I could play Rachmaninov, NOT Rocky Marciano! | 1.2451 | 0.03535 | 204 | 161 | 36 | 7 |
2226 | Mind if I punch out a tune? | 1.2451 | 0.03466 | 204 | 160 | 38 | 6 |
2227 | Fortissimo Piano. | 1.2450 | 0.03287 | 200 | 154 | 43 | 3 |
2228 | Is this the "sting like a bee" part? | 1.2450 | 0.03579 | 200 | 158 | 35 | 7 |
2229 | Time to punch this tune up a little | 1.2450 | 0.03649 | 200 | 159 | 33 | 8 |
2230 | A new Sonata called 'Float like a Butterfly and sting like a Bee. | 1.2449 | 0.03767 | 196 | 157 | 30 | 9 |
2231 | And next, I'll be playing,"Fight of the Bumblebees." | 1.2449 | 0.03697 | 196 | 156 | 32 | 8 |
2232 | And now I will perform 'The Theme from Rocky.' | 1.2448 | 0.03960 | 192 | 156 | 25 | 11 |
2233 | I will now play "Hail To The Chief". | 1.2448 | 0.04028 | 192 | 157 | 23 | 12 |
2234 | Yes, I am a heavyweight musician. | 1.2448 | 0.03444 | 192 | 149 | 39 | 4 |
2235 | Welcome to my Nightmare Sonata! | 1.2447 | 0.03215 | 237 | 186 | 44 | 7 |
2236 | And now, “glovesticks”. | 1.2447 | 0.03946 | 188 | 152 | 26 | 10 |
2237 | Did I hear a request for the theme from Rocky? | 1.2446 | 0.03305 | 233 | 184 | 41 | 8 |
2238 | Now, a tribute to the Rocky movies. | 1.2445 | 0.03454 | 229 | 183 | 36 | 10 |
2239 | This next number is a new piece I wrote, Below the Belt in B-Flat. | 1.2443 | 0.03536 | 221 | 177 | 34 | 10 |
2240 | my plan is to pound these ivories into submission | 1.2442 | 0.03333 | 217 | 170 | 41 | 6 |
2241 | Rachmaninov wasn't challenging enough. | 1.2442 | 0.03697 | 217 | 176 | 29 | 12 |
2242 | And now, a piece for ill-tempered clavier by Box. | 1.2442 | 0.03697 | 217 | 176 | 29 | 12 |
2243 | And for my next piece, I’ll need the assistance of someone in the audience, preferably the abusive guy in the corner... | 1.2442 | 0.03333 | 217 | 170 | 41 | 6 |
2244 | Playing Stravinsky is always a battle, but this time I win! | 1.2442 | 0.03193 | 258 | 205 | 43 | 10 |
2245 | I am just a poor boy .... | 1.2441 | 0.03436 | 213 | 168 | 38 | 7 |
2246 | Tonight I'll be playing "Rumble in the Jungle." | 1.2441 | 0.03371 | 213 | 167 | 40 | 6 |
2247 | This one's from "Rocky: the Musical." | 1.2441 | 0.03562 | 213 | 170 | 34 | 9 |
2248 | Perhaps my tribute to Boxing Day was ill-informed. | 1.2440 | 0.03477 | 209 | 165 | 37 | 7 |
2249 | It's a clause in my insurance contract. | 1.2440 | 0.03477 | 209 | 165 | 37 | 7 |
2250 | It's called dueling piano. | 1.2440 | 0.03410 | 209 | 164 | 39 | 6 |
2251 | Rachmaninoff's Third is in for the fight of its life. | 1.2439 | 0.03520 | 205 | 162 | 36 | 7 |
2252 | ‘And now for a tribute to Mohammed Ali.” | 1.2439 | 0.03310 | 205 | 159 | 42 | 4 |
2253 | Look ma, no fingers. | 1.2439 | 0.03451 | 205 | 161 | 38 | 6 |
2254 | Remember students, always practice safe sax, and don't forget to put a glove on your pianist. | 1.2439 | 0.03906 | 205 | 168 | 24 | 13 |
2255 | You will each find a pair of ear plugs under your seat. | 1.2438 | 0.03897 | 201 | 164 | 25 | 12 |
2256 | This next piece is titled, "Would You Please Stop F**king Playing That, Timmy? | 1.2438 | 0.03767 | 201 | 162 | 29 | 10 |
2257 | And now my rendition of Jerry Lee Lewis and "Great Balls of Fire" | 1.2438 | 0.03833 | 201 | 163 | 27 | 11 |
2258 | what? you said we were doing rounds... | 1.2438 | 0.03564 | 201 | 159 | 35 | 7 |
2259 | Welcome to the atonal music festival! | 1.2437 | 0.03750 | 197 | 158 | 30 | 9 |
2260 | At your request, Rocky's Fourth! | 1.2437 | 0.03750 | 197 | 158 | 30 | 9 |
2261 | My next tune will be The Boxer by Simon and Garfunkel. | 1.2437 | 0.03463 | 197 | 154 | 38 | 5 |
2262 | For my next number, "Baby It's Cold Outside. | 1.2435 | 0.04141 | 193 | 160 | 19 | 14 |
2263 | For my next selection I shall perform for you Mozart's Rope-a-Dope Concerto in E minor. | 1.2435 | 0.03802 | 193 | 155 | 29 | 9 |
2264 | And now I'd like to pound out a little number from Mozart. | 1.2435 | 0.03441 | 230 | 184 | 36 | 10 |
2265 | The Boxer's Rag, by Slapsie Maxie Mendelssohn. | 1.2434 | 0.03927 | 189 | 153 | 26 | 10 |
2266 | It may be unconventional, but it is the first Mozart-meets-Muhammad-Ali performance I know of. | 1.2434 | 0.03551 | 189 | 148 | 36 | 5 |
2267 | The former champ came to understand his new pursuit required a different set of skills. | 1.2434 | 0.03629 | 189 | 149 | 34 | 6 |
2268 | I shall now perform Basie's Down For The Count. | 1.2432 | 0.03220 | 222 | 173 | 44 | 5 |
2269 | Yo, Elise! I did it! | 1.2431 | 0.03319 | 218 | 171 | 41 | 6 |
2270 | And here's my rendition of Boxing Matilda. | 1.2431 | 0.03729 | 181 | 143 | 32 | 6 |
2271 | For my last number, Mozart's Sonata in D TKO.576 | 1.2431 | 0.04045 | 181 | 147 | 24 | 10 |
2272 | Someone found my privilege and ability offensive. | 1.2429 | 0.03462 | 210 | 166 | 37 | 7 |
2273 | It’s my brother’s idea. I love him. But don’t expect much. | 1.2429 | 0.03592 | 210 | 168 | 33 | 9 |
2274 | ...and next I will perform the theme from"Rocky" | 1.2429 | 0.03528 | 210 | 167 | 35 | 8 |
2275 | Let's see Mike Tyson do this! | 1.2429 | 0.03396 | 210 | 165 | 39 | 6 |
2276 | Any less abusive requests? | 1.2429 | 0.03654 | 210 | 169 | 31 | 10 |
2277 | Sorry for the delay, folks - my trainer is looking for my mouthguard. | 1.2427 | 0.03637 | 206 | 165 | 32 | 9 |
2278 | And now, Rocky's Symphony No. 5 in C minor. | 1.2427 | 0.03367 | 206 | 161 | 40 | 5 |
2279 | Just wait until I take the gloves off! | 1.2427 | 0.03765 | 206 | 167 | 28 | 11 |
2280 | Be-Bop | 1.2427 | 0.03504 | 206 | 163 | 36 | 7 |
2281 | I thought you requested a Box Trot! | 1.2427 | 0.03571 | 206 | 164 | 34 | 8 |
2282 | I've really boxed myself into this corner. | 1.2427 | 0.03702 | 206 | 166 | 30 | 10 |
2283 | Here’s a little number I made popular back in my club days | 1.2427 | 0.03702 | 206 | 166 | 30 | 10 |
2284 | I shall now play the Rach Four using only my nose and my elbows. | 1.2426 | 0.03751 | 202 | 163 | 29 | 10 |
2285 | Dat was "Ode to George Foreman", in E minor. | 1.2426 | 0.03548 | 202 | 160 | 35 | 7 |
2286 | Now I Will Play My Opus Trumpus. | 1.2426 | 0.03684 | 202 | 162 | 31 | 9 |
2287 | Yes, it's a fight song! | 1.2426 | 0.03406 | 202 | 158 | 39 | 5 |
2288 | Chopsticks? | 1.2426 | 0.03751 | 202 | 163 | 29 | 10 |
2289 | I would describe my relationship with Debussy as tumultuous. | 1.2426 | 0.03617 | 202 | 161 | 33 | 8 |
2290 | And now for some of my Boxing Day favorites! Let me punch out a few tunes for you. | 1.2426 | 0.03617 | 202 | 161 | 33 | 8 |
2291 | 'Introducing Baroque-y Balboa' | 1.2426 | 0.03335 | 235 | 187 | 39 | 9 |
2292 | Wow! A knockout performance! | 1.2424 | 0.03664 | 198 | 158 | 32 | 8 |
2293 | It adds a little punch to my Bach.. | 1.2424 | 0.03259 | 231 | 182 | 42 | 7 |
2294 | And now, the theme for Rocky XVII | 1.2424 | 0.03316 | 231 | 183 | 40 | 8 |
2295 | I will now play selections frrom "The Ring Cycle ". | 1.2423 | 0.03467 | 227 | 182 | 35 | 10 |
2296 | I call this next piece 'Fight of the Jumbled Keys'. | 1.2423 | 0.03713 | 194 | 155 | 31 | 8 |
2297 | DOWN goes Mahler...DOWN goes Mahler.... | 1.2423 | 0.03713 | 194 | 155 | 31 | 8 |
2298 | And now, Chopin with the gloves off.... | 1.2423 | 0.03713 | 194 | 155 | 31 | 8 |
2299 | Pianissimo enough for you now, Maestro? | 1.2423 | 0.03713 | 194 | 155 | 31 | 8 |
2300 | I think this piece will really knock you out, folks." | 1.2423 | 0.03713 | 194 | 155 | 31 | 8 |
2301 | Lets just say "I AM a contender!" | 1.2422 | 0.03331 | 223 | 176 | 40 | 7 |
2302 | And now for my best combination. | 1.2422 | 0.03270 | 223 | 175 | 42 | 6 |
2303 | Oh. Bach? | 1.2420 | 0.03430 | 219 | 174 | 37 | 8 |
2304 | For my encore, I will play an original piece titled, "Rush Hour Traffic" | 1.2420 | 0.03666 | 219 | 178 | 29 | 12 |
2305 | Yo Adrian... this nex numbers fur you! | 1.2420 | 0.03430 | 219 | 174 | 37 | 8 |
2306 | And now, Interlude, by Rocky Maninoff. | 1.2419 | 0.04038 | 186 | 152 | 23 | 11 |
2307 | And for the tenth,and final,round,I shall play Chopsticks. | 1.2419 | 0.03892 | 186 | 150 | 27 | 9 |
2308 | This composition is called 'The Thrilla in Manila.' | 1.2419 | 0.03713 | 215 | 175 | 28 | 12 |
2309 | It's the only way I can make it through John Cage's 4'33" without playing a wrong note. | 1.2419 | 0.03654 | 215 | 174 | 30 | 11 |
2310 | I have chosen to play The Marquess of Queensberry's First Piano Sonata in A Minor. | 1.2419 | 0.03654 | 215 | 174 | 30 | 11 |
2311 | I call it "Flight of the Pugilist". | 1.2417 | 0.03314 | 211 | 165 | 41 | 5 |
2312 | I thought you said you wanted me to knock out a tune?... | 1.2417 | 0.03576 | 211 | 169 | 33 | 9 |
2313 | And now, Variations on Theme From Rocky. | 1.2417 | 0.03576 | 211 | 169 | 33 | 9 |
2314 | And now for your listening displeasure, I will pound the ivories. | 1.2417 | 0.03639 | 211 | 170 | 31 | 10 |
2315 | I will now knock out the theme from Rocky | 1.2415 | 0.03489 | 207 | 164 | 36 | 7 |
2316 | Now, I will wear my Bach-sing gloves. | 1.2414 | 0.03862 | 203 | 166 | 25 | 12 |
2317 | This next piece floats like a butterfly and stings like a bee. | 1.2412 | 0.03222 | 228 | 179 | 43 | 6 |
2318 | I'll now play a little-known Wagner piece, "The Boxing Ring." | 1.2412 | 0.03340 | 228 | 181 | 39 | 8 |
2319 | I have a really great hook for this song. | 1.2412 | 0.03282 | 228 | 180 | 41 | 7 |
2320 | And now something a little more modern: 'The Boxer' by Paul Simon. | 1.2412 | 0.03282 | 228 | 180 | 41 | 7 |
2321 | And now, for your listening pleasure, I'd like to knock out this little number. | 1.2412 | 0.03432 | 199 | 156 | 38 | 5 |
2322 | It helps me keep a beat. | 1.2412 | 0.03716 | 199 | 160 | 30 | 9 |
2323 | For my first trick, I will be playing Chopsticks. | 1.2412 | 0.03784 | 199 | 161 | 28 | 10 |
2324 | Now here's the main theme from Rocky. | 1.2412 | 0.03506 | 199 | 157 | 36 | 6 |
2325 | And now, Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov’s little known composition, “Float Like A Butterfly, Sting Like The Flight of The Bumblebee”. | 1.2412 | 0.03716 | 199 | 160 | 30 | 9 |
2326 | Quite frankly, I’ve had quite enough of tinkling the keys | 1.2411 | 0.03436 | 224 | 179 | 36 | 9 |
2327 | Just so you know, I’m all thumbs. | 1.2411 | 0.03551 | 224 | 181 | 32 | 11 |
2328 | I've been fighting through this song for weeks. | 1.2411 | 0.03131 | 224 | 174 | 46 | 4 |
2329 | It's music boxing. | 1.2410 | 0.03767 | 195 | 157 | 29 | 9 |
2330 | Which would you prefer: Stravinsky's Pumchin' Ella Suite, or Mozart's Eine Kleine Knockout Music? | 1.2410 | 0.03550 | 195 | 154 | 35 | 6 |
2331 | I learned this next number from Joe Louis Armstrong. | 1.2409 | 0.03594 | 220 | 178 | 31 | 11 |
2332 | Flogging the ivories | 1.2408 | 0.03819 | 191 | 154 | 28 | 9 |
2333 | The real problem is my cauliflower ear. | 1.2407 | 0.03518 | 216 | 173 | 34 | 9 |
2334 | This next piece is called, "Good Enough for Government Work." | 1.2407 | 0.03456 | 216 | 172 | 36 | 8 |
2335 | And next a rumble in the ensemble. | 1.2407 | 0.03330 | 216 | 170 | 40 | 6 |
2336 | I dare anyone to say that I am all thumbs. | 1.2406 | 0.03798 | 187 | 150 | 29 | 8 |
2337 | For the person who keeps requesting Paul Simon’s “The Boxer”... | 1.2406 | 0.03623 | 212 | 171 | 31 | 10 |
2338 | Pyotr Pavlosky, Pugilist Pianist | 1.2406 | 0.03433 | 212 | 168 | 37 | 7 |
2339 | I managed to learn to text with these, now onto playing the piano! | 1.2406 | 0.03498 | 212 | 169 | 35 | 8 |
2340 | I wear them because these ivories are so ticklish. | 1.2406 | 0.03498 | 212 | 169 | 35 | 8 |
2341 | And now, a preview of the theme from Rocky VIII . . . | 1.2406 | 0.03623 | 212 | 171 | 31 | 10 |
2342 | I call this next number "Fight of the Bumblebee." | 1.2406 | 0.03498 | 212 | 169 | 35 | 8 |
2343 | I just won the first part of the competition but this part is really going to be hard. | 1.2406 | 0.03301 | 212 | 166 | 41 | 5 |
2344 | And now for my rather unique rendition of Beethoven's 5th | 1.2405 | 0.03256 | 237 | 188 | 41 | 8 |
2345 | I call this piece,"Boxer's Rebellion. | 1.2404 | 0.03693 | 183 | 145 | 32 | 6 |
2346 | My sonatas are impetuous, my concertos are impregnable, and my etudes are just ferocious. | 1.2404 | 0.03773 | 183 | 146 | 30 | 7 |
2347 | And now, Shostakovich’s Piano Concerto No.2, as if played by your two year old niece. | 1.2404 | 0.03693 | 183 | 145 | 32 | 6 |
2348 | 1-2-3-Hit It! | 1.2404 | 0.03606 | 208 | 167 | 32 | 9 |
2349 | Tonight I'll be knocking out the tunes for you. | 1.2403 | 0.03509 | 233 | 189 | 32 | 12 |
2350 | Fuego means fight doesn't it? | 1.2402 | 0.03448 | 204 | 161 | 37 | 6 |
2351 | And for my next knockout performance... | 1.2402 | 0.03845 | 204 | 167 | 25 | 12 |
2352 | ...and now, I will punch it up a bit with the Anvil Chorus. | 1.2402 | 0.03448 | 204 | 161 | 37 | 6 |
2353 | And now I’d like to play a medley of my greatest hits. | 1.2402 | 0.03652 | 204 | 164 | 31 | 9 |
2354 | Can I skip the black keys? | 1.2402 | 0.03384 | 229 | 183 | 37 | 9 |
2355 | My next piece really packs a punch. | 1.2400 | 0.03267 | 200 | 155 | 42 | 3 |
2356 | Begging your indulgence, my New Year's resolution is to stop biting my nails. | 1.2400 | 0.03561 | 200 | 159 | 34 | 7 |
2357 | I shall now float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. | 1.2400 | 0.03767 | 200 | 162 | 28 | 10 |
2358 | I will now play the theme song from "Requiem for a Heavy Weight. | 1.2400 | 0.03305 | 225 | 178 | 40 | 7 |
2359 | Now a little something called "Float like a Butterfly sting like a Bee" | 1.2398 | 0.03403 | 221 | 176 | 37 | 8 |
2360 | After 32 variations, I'll be going 12 rounds. | 1.2398 | 0.03679 | 196 | 157 | 31 | 8 |
2361 | He does a great scherzando but he needs a page turner | 1.2398 | 0.03819 | 196 | 159 | 27 | 10 |
2362 | This piece is in "Stallone staccato". | 1.2398 | 0.03459 | 196 | 154 | 37 | 5 |
2363 | This grand is fighting me all the way !!! | 1.2396 | 0.03504 | 217 | 174 | 34 | 9 |
2364 | Tonight I’m going to play The Fight of the Bumblebee. | 1.2396 | 0.03316 | 217 | 171 | 40 | 6 |
2365 | I can knock out the Minute Waltz in 45 seconds. | 1.2396 | 0.03442 | 217 | 173 | 36 | 8 |
2366 | And now, U of M's fight song | 1.2396 | 0.03579 | 192 | 152 | 34 | 6 |
2367 | Whaddya mean it hasn’t been tuned? | 1.2394 | 0.03729 | 213 | 174 | 27 | 12 |
2368 | They laughed when I say down to play. They're not laughing now. | 1.2394 | 0.03483 | 213 | 170 | 35 | 8 |
2369 | I shall now play the Concerto No. 2, Opus 18 by Rockymaninoff. | 1.2394 | 0.03354 | 213 | 168 | 39 | 6 |
2370 | And now, the theme from Rocky, with a salute to Victor Borge. | 1.2394 | 0.03669 | 213 | 173 | 29 | 11 |
2371 | Now I will perform Rocky Maninoff's Conflicto #13 in Duh-Minor. | 1.2394 | 0.03608 | 213 | 172 | 31 | 10 |
2372 | This version of " Flight of the bumble bee" was inspired by the late Cassius Clay. | 1.2394 | 0.03669 | 213 | 173 | 29 | 11 |
2373 | Rachmaninov: Piano Concerto No.2 as adapted by Rocky Marciano | 1.2391 | 0.03755 | 184 | 147 | 30 | 7 |
2374 | For my next request ... The Boxer by Paul Simon | 1.2391 | 0.03833 | 184 | 148 | 28 | 8 |
2375 | I will perform ‘Variations on a theme by Liston’ composed by Ali. | 1.2390 | 0.03701 | 205 | 166 | 29 | 10 |
2376 | I can’t eat with chopsticks either. | 1.2390 | 0.03570 | 205 | 164 | 33 | 8 |
2377 | I'd rather punch a clock. | 1.2390 | 0.03636 | 205 | 165 | 31 | 9 |
2378 | I'm just not that in to melodies | 1.2390 | 0.03502 | 205 | 163 | 35 | 7 |
2379 | J.S. Box prelude and fugue in b minor. | 1.2390 | 0.03502 | 205 | 163 | 35 | 7 |
2380 | Glenn Gould playing the Palooka Variations. | 1.2390 | 0.03701 | 205 | 166 | 29 | 10 |
2381 | Knockout in the fifth movement. | 1.2390 | 0.03765 | 205 | 167 | 27 | 11 |
2382 | Tonight I will perform "Fight of the bumblebees" | 1.2390 | 0.03502 | 205 | 163 | 35 | 7 |
2383 | And now, Chopin's Knockout-turne in B minor. | 1.2389 | 0.03351 | 226 | 180 | 38 | 8 |
2384 | My next song is about my experience with my stockbroker and his attorney. | 1.2388 | 0.03615 | 201 | 161 | 32 | 8 |
2385 | Don't fight me on this one! | 1.2388 | 0.03683 | 201 | 162 | 30 | 9 |
2386 | Why is this piano out of tune? | 1.2388 | 0.03683 | 201 | 162 | 30 | 9 |
2387 | And now my rematch with Rachmaninov. | 1.2388 | 0.03546 | 201 | 160 | 34 | 7 |
2388 | In this Christmas season I'd like to play a little Boxing Day number. | 1.2387 | 0.03389 | 222 | 177 | 37 | 8 |
2389 | I can’t play today, I am feeling a little punchy | 1.2386 | 0.04028 | 176 | 143 | 24 | 9 |
2390 | The next composition is John Cage's "Music for Muhammad Ali". | 1.2386 | 0.03732 | 197 | 159 | 29 | 9 |
2391 | ...And now the theme from Raging Bull | 1.2385 | 0.03366 | 218 | 173 | 38 | 7 |
2392 | Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata, Round 3. | 1.2385 | 0.03489 | 218 | 175 | 34 | 9 |
2393 | And, when the burgers are done , this George Foreman grill turns into a grand piano ." | 1.2385 | 0.03339 | 239 | 192 | 37 | 10 |
2394 | And now I will play Chopin’s Preludes all at once! | 1.2383 | 0.03486 | 193 | 152 | 36 | 5 |
2395 | The next piece is the Knockout Sonata in B-flat major. | 1.2383 | 0.03531 | 214 | 172 | 33 | 9 |
2396 | This is from my latest box set. | 1.2383 | 0.03405 | 214 | 170 | 37 | 7 |
2397 | My next piece is by Schoenberg. | 1.2383 | 0.03593 | 214 | 173 | 31 | 10 |
2398 | Concerto for Raging Bull in E Minor | 1.2383 | 0.03593 | 214 | 173 | 31 | 10 |
2399 | Well Jim, I agree Smith is faster, but he will be conceding over 700 pounds to Steinway. | 1.2383 | 0.03469 | 214 | 171 | 35 | 8 |
2400 | The melody I'm about to play will knock you out! | 1.2383 | 0.03375 | 235 | 189 | 36 | 10 |
2401 | Looks like we have a music critic in the audience! | 1.2381 | 0.03575 | 210 | 169 | 32 | 9 |
2402 | I’m just going to pound this one out. | 1.2381 | 0.03638 | 210 | 170 | 30 | 10 |
2403 | This is a selection from Rockmyblokoff’s Opus 3, B-flat major, better known as The Pugilist Symphony. | 1.2381 | 0.03836 | 189 | 153 | 27 | 9 |
2404 | Welcome to the premiere performance of the Boxing Ring Cycle." | 1.2381 | 0.03511 | 210 | 168 | 34 | 8 |
2405 | Oh, you meant BACH's Goldberg Variations? | 1.2381 | 0.03762 | 189 | 152 | 29 | 8 |
2406 | And now, a little thing called "One Note Samba." | 1.2381 | 0.03468 | 231 | 187 | 33 | 11 |
2407 | I can now play five songs at once. | 1.2381 | 0.03468 | 231 | 187 | 33 | 11 |
2408 | Now for a demonstration of late 20th century classical piano compositions. | 1.2381 | 0.03762 | 189 | 152 | 29 | 8 |
2409 | And now I'd like to pound out a little something for you." | 1.2381 | 0.03358 | 231 | 185 | 37 | 9 |
2410 | And we will finish off the evening with Rimsky-Korsakov’s “”Fight of the Bumblebee.” | 1.2379 | 0.03618 | 227 | 186 | 28 | 13 |
2411 | This one is called "The Fight of The Bumble Bee." | 1.2379 | 0.03487 | 206 | 164 | 35 | 7 |
2412 | And now for a piece by a exciting new young composer. | 1.2379 | 0.03487 | 206 | 164 | 35 | 7 |
2413 | My playing can float like Madame Butterfly and sting like the Flight of the Bumblebee | 1.2379 | 0.03685 | 206 | 167 | 29 | 10 |
2414 | And now, "Variation on 'Flight of the Bumble Bee'" by Muhammad Ali | 1.2377 | 0.03550 | 223 | 181 | 31 | 11 |
2415 | This is the LAST time I do request. | 1.2377 | 0.03375 | 223 | 178 | 37 | 8 |
2416 | For my next song, I will be playing the theme from Rocky I. | 1.2377 | 0.03435 | 223 | 179 | 35 | 9 |
2417 | This isn't quite what I thought they meant by "dueling pianos". | 1.2377 | 0.03435 | 223 | 179 | 35 | 9 |
2418 | Let me bang out some notes. | 1.2377 | 0.03375 | 223 | 178 | 37 | 8 |
2419 | When we get to the Chopin, I'll take the gloves off. | 1.2376 | 0.03460 | 202 | 160 | 36 | 6 |
2420 | I'd like to play a Paul Simon tune called "the Boxer". | 1.2376 | 0.03599 | 202 | 162 | 32 | 8 |
2421 | The Pizzicato Polka, performed pugilistically. | 1.2376 | 0.03733 | 202 | 164 | 28 | 10 |
2422 | And now, the viral "Piano Cat" arranged for a human | 1.2376 | 0.03799 | 202 | 165 | 26 | 11 |
2423 | It is a sonata for Boxing Day, in B flat. | 1.2376 | 0.03388 | 202 | 159 | 38 | 5 |
2424 | I'll now play the overture from 'Rocky' in B flat on your back. | 1.2376 | 0.03599 | 202 | 162 | 32 | 8 |
2425 | The glissandos are killers. | 1.2376 | 0.03667 | 202 | 163 | 30 | 9 |
2426 | Oh! Bach? Yes, I suppose that does make more sense. | 1.2374 | 0.03289 | 219 | 173 | 40 | 6 |
2427 | This one's called, "Ode to Joe" | 1.2374 | 0.03352 | 219 | 174 | 38 | 7 |
2428 | I will now play Piano Concerto round 12. | 1.2374 | 0.03575 | 198 | 158 | 33 | 7 |
2429 | Real men don't tickle the ivories. | 1.2374 | 0.03784 | 198 | 161 | 27 | 10 |
2430 | Wait, so you meant Simon and Garfunkel's The Boxer? | 1.2374 | 0.03502 | 198 | 157 | 35 | 6 |
2431 | Say again, Bach or box? | 1.2374 | 0.03646 | 198 | 159 | 31 | 8 |
2432 | Yes, I can do "Eye of the Tiger" | 1.2373 | 0.03309 | 236 | 189 | 38 | 9 |
2433 | I was advised to attack Schumann’s Toccata in C Major Op. 7! | 1.2372 | 0.03326 | 215 | 170 | 39 | 6 |
2434 | This is my warm-up number. | 1.2372 | 0.03326 | 215 | 170 | 39 | 6 |
2435 | And now a tribute to Sylvester Stallone. | 1.2372 | 0.03517 | 215 | 173 | 33 | 9 |
2436 | And now for the main event... | 1.2371 | 0.03173 | 232 | 183 | 43 | 6 |
2437 | I'll punch out one more before the break. | 1.2370 | 0.03431 | 211 | 168 | 36 | 7 |
2438 | This next piece is for AAAAADRIANNNNN. | 1.2368 | 0.03439 | 228 | 184 | 34 | 10 |
2439 | Refunds will be available in the lobby. | 1.2368 | 0.03382 | 228 | 183 | 36 | 9 |
2440 | Sorry, I only take requests from the box seats. | 1.2368 | 0.03382 | 228 | 183 | 36 | 9 |
2441 | Who says I'm not playing it myself? | 1.2368 | 0.04031 | 190 | 157 | 21 | 12 |
2442 | Just sayin' The Boxer would have peaked higher than seven on Billboard's Hot 100 if Simon and Garfunkel had thought of this. | 1.2368 | 0.03206 | 228 | 180 | 42 | 6 |
2443 | Float like Madama Butterfly, Sting like an in-flight bumblebee, I Am The Greatest, Since Tchaikovsky | 1.2368 | 0.03669 | 190 | 152 | 31 | 7 |
2444 | Da ,da, da, daaa! | 1.2368 | 0.03744 | 190 | 153 | 29 | 8 |
2445 | And now, Rocky-maninoff! | 1.2367 | 0.03604 | 207 | 167 | 31 | 9 |
2446 | And now for the ever-popular theme from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang ... | 1.2367 | 0.03472 | 207 | 165 | 35 | 7 |
2447 | and now for some duke ellington! | 1.2367 | 0.03669 | 207 | 168 | 29 | 10 |
2448 | It’s a bit gimmicky but I have to pay the rent. | 1.2367 | 0.03404 | 207 | 164 | 37 | 6 |
2449 | I'm gonna play the Rocky theme. | 1.2366 | 0.03362 | 224 | 179 | 37 | 8 |
2450 | At least wait for the hook. | 1.2366 | 0.03305 | 186 | 144 | 40 | 2 |
2451 | I will now play the theme song from "Rocky" . | 1.2366 | 0.03477 | 186 | 146 | 36 | 4 |
2452 | I will now punch out this little tune.. | 1.2366 | 0.03559 | 186 | 147 | 34 | 5 |
2453 | My next selection has a familiar ring to it. | 1.2365 | 0.03373 | 203 | 160 | 38 | 5 |
2454 | You see, the score calls for fortississississimo. | 1.2365 | 0.03444 | 203 | 161 | 36 | 6 |
2455 | Now I will play something a little softer. | 1.2365 | 0.03515 | 203 | 162 | 34 | 7 |
2456 | And now my original theme for Rocky. | 1.2364 | 0.03636 | 220 | 180 | 28 | 12 |
2457 | This next piece needs a little punching up. | 1.2364 | 0.03520 | 220 | 178 | 32 | 10 |
2458 | Before I begin, if you are wondering why the boxing gloves, you will find out first if you take a call before this concert ends. | 1.2363 | 0.03771 | 182 | 146 | 29 | 7 |
2459 | Apologies to those who thought they were going to hear Bach. | 1.2362 | 0.03559 | 199 | 159 | 33 | 7 |
2460 | Concerto in Gloves hits all the right notes and most of the wrong ones, too. | 1.2362 | 0.03699 | 199 | 161 | 29 | 9 |
2461 | Otherwise I’d just be tickling the ivories | 1.2362 | 0.03629 | 199 | 160 | 31 | 8 |
2462 | Okay. Let's do this one in the keys of ABC and D. | 1.2362 | 0.03487 | 199 | 158 | 35 | 6 |
2463 | And now a piece from my hit record. | 1.2362 | 0.03487 | 199 | 158 | 35 | 6 |
2464 | And now, as requested, the theme from Rocky... | 1.2361 | 0.03440 | 216 | 173 | 35 | 8 |
2465 | I've been fighting the urge to play this tune all night long. | 1.2361 | 0.03313 | 216 | 171 | 39 | 6 |
2466 | First, Sting like a Bee followed by Float like a Butterfly | 1.2361 | 0.03563 | 216 | 175 | 31 | 10 |
2467 | A rendition of Balboa’s 5th | 1.2361 | 0.03313 | 216 | 171 | 39 | 6 |
2468 | It was The Boxer Rebellion in C Sharp Minor. | 1.2361 | 0.03502 | 216 | 174 | 33 | 9 |
2469 | Did you say forte or fortissimo? | 1.2360 | 0.03907 | 178 | 144 | 26 | 8 |
2470 | My next number will be "Fight of the Bumble Bee". | 1.2359 | 0.03748 | 195 | 158 | 28 | 9 |
2471 | And now I will close with the Boxer's Lullaby." | 1.2359 | 0.03377 | 195 | 153 | 38 | 4 |
2472 | This piece is titled, "Eye of the Tiger in B, C, D, G, and F." | 1.2359 | 0.03677 | 195 | 157 | 30 | 8 |
2473 | And now, the Lumbering Death Throes of the Bumble Bee | 1.2359 | 0.03677 | 195 | 157 | 30 | 8 |
2474 | How about a punchy tune? | 1.2359 | 0.03377 | 195 | 153 | 38 | 4 |
2475 | And now, as counterpoint to Beethoven's "Moonlight", here's a sonata with some punch. | 1.2358 | 0.03481 | 212 | 170 | 34 | 8 |
2476 | Give me a Ten Count! | 1.2358 | 0.03416 | 212 | 169 | 36 | 7 |
2477 | This is the only way to fight through Bach! | 1.2356 | 0.03881 | 174 | 140 | 27 | 7 |
2478 | And now the classic "88 keys in .8 seconds". | 1.2356 | 0.03872 | 191 | 156 | 25 | 10 |
2479 | This piece is called 'Float Like a Butterfly, Flight of the Bumblebee' | 1.2356 | 0.03652 | 191 | 153 | 31 | 7 |
2480 | It may sound a little rough, but I'd like to play something new for you tonight. | 1.2356 | 0.03576 | 191 | 152 | 33 | 6 |
2481 | Before I start, are there any complaints about the program? | 1.2356 | 0.03652 | 191 | 153 | 31 | 7 |
2482 | My first number will be the theme from 'Rocky'. | 1.2356 | 0.03800 | 191 | 155 | 27 | 9 |
2483 | And In This Corner..."The Well Tempered Clavier" by J.S. Bach | 1.2356 | 0.03652 | 191 | 153 | 31 | 7 |
2484 | And now for Flight of the Bumblebee. | 1.2356 | 0.03589 | 208 | 168 | 31 | 9 |
2485 | This song's going to be a knock out! | 1.2356 | 0.03716 | 208 | 170 | 27 | 11 |
2486 | I’d think twice about criticizing my playing” | 1.2356 | 0.03457 | 208 | 166 | 35 | 7 |
2487 | And for my next selection, I would like to play Flight of the Float Like a Butterfly, Sting Like a Bumblebee. | 1.2356 | 0.03633 | 225 | 185 | 27 | 13 |
2488 | Tonight, it's just me versus Mozart. | 1.2353 | 0.03358 | 204 | 161 | 38 | 5 |
2489 | My next selection is Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata in three rounds. | 1.2353 | 0.03286 | 204 | 160 | 40 | 4 |
2490 | I hope you enjoy tonight's concert. It is a real knockout | 1.2353 | 0.03429 | 204 | 162 | 36 | 6 |
2491 | A few more sonatas and I will have Beethoven on the ropes. | 1.2353 | 0.03387 | 221 | 177 | 36 | 8 |
2492 | Without these I’m all thumbs! | 1.2353 | 0.03506 | 221 | 179 | 32 | 10 |
2493 | And now, my introduction to contemporary music, 101 | 1.2353 | 0.03635 | 204 | 165 | 30 | 9 |
2494 | This will sound a little more like a concerto grosso. | 1.2353 | 0.03447 | 221 | 178 | 34 | 9 |
2495 | Contrapunto on a Divorce | 1.2353 | 0.03542 | 187 | 148 | 34 | 5 |
2496 | Oops. Wrong venue, wrong night. | 1.2353 | 0.03429 | 204 | 162 | 36 | 6 |
2497 | Next I will punch out an original tune | 1.2353 | 0.03499 | 204 | 163 | 34 | 7 |
2498 | Now for Mozart's Piano Sonata in Sting Like a Bee-Major. | 1.2353 | 0.03635 | 204 | 165 | 30 | 9 |
2499 | When Liberace met John Cage. | 1.2353 | 0.03635 | 204 | 165 | 30 | 9 |
2500 | And now the Symphonic Dances by Rockymaninoff | 1.2353 | 0.03701 | 187 | 150 | 30 | 7 |
2501 | And now, my new arrangement of “Baby It’s Cold Outside “ | 1.2350 | 0.03264 | 234 | 187 | 39 | 8 |
2502 | Good evening. Let us prepare ourselves to rumble. | 1.2350 | 0.03428 | 234 | 190 | 33 | 11 |
2503 | For my encore, a little piece from the Pugilistic period. | 1.2350 | 0.03264 | 234 | 187 | 39 | 8 |
2504 | I think you'll all recognize this next little number | 1.2350 | 0.03363 | 217 | 173 | 37 | 7 |
2505 | Are you ready to ruuuuumble?!!!!! | 1.2350 | 0.03543 | 200 | 160 | 33 | 7 |
2506 | When do I take the fall? After the first glissando? | 1.2350 | 0.03398 | 200 | 158 | 37 | 5 |
2507 | No,I said I was going to play the “flight” of the bumblebee ! | 1.2350 | 0.03543 | 200 | 160 | 33 | 7 |
2508 | pianissimo | 1.2350 | 0.03543 | 200 | 160 | 33 | 7 |
2509 | They said this piece was a sure knock-out | 1.2350 | 0.03682 | 200 | 162 | 29 | 9 |
2510 | I call this “Float like a butterfly, flight of the bumblebee.” | 1.2350 | 0.03682 | 200 | 162 | 29 | 9 |
2511 | And now in honor of Boxing Day... | 1.2348 | 0.03241 | 230 | 183 | 40 | 7 |
2512 | Next my own composition,"Mitten on the Keys". | 1.2348 | 0.03628 | 230 | 190 | 26 | 14 |
2513 | And now, AADRIAANNN!..in C minor. | 1.2347 | 0.03592 | 213 | 173 | 30 | 10 |
2514 | And now something with a bit more punch, Rocky's theme. | 1.2347 | 0.03336 | 213 | 169 | 38 | 6 |
2515 | „And now something little more progressive!“ | 1.2347 | 0.03336 | 213 | 169 | 38 | 6 |
2516 | This evening I will be performing The Hagler-Hearns Concerto No. 2 in Three Rounds. | 1.2347 | 0.03588 | 196 | 157 | 32 | 7 |
2517 | For my first piece, chopsticks. | 1.2347 | 0.03660 | 196 | 158 | 30 | 8 |
2518 | And now my rendition of the ham-fisted symphony as inspired by Donald Trump | 1.2347 | 0.03731 | 196 | 159 | 28 | 9 |
2519 | Don't feel sorry for me. Feel sorry for Bruiser; he's boxing with white cotton gloves. | 1.2345 | 0.03394 | 226 | 182 | 35 | 9 |
2520 | My next piece will be "Float Like a Butterfly, Sting Like a Bee," | 1.2344 | 0.03508 | 209 | 168 | 33 | 8 |
2521 | Vote for me to "Make Music Great Again". | 1.2344 | 0.03573 | 209 | 169 | 31 | 9 |
2522 | Who tuned this damn thing anyway? | 1.2344 | 0.03573 | 209 | 169 | 31 | 9 |
2523 | I hate encores. | 1.2344 | 0.03637 | 209 | 170 | 29 | 10 |
2524 | I'm putting a new spin on a John Cage classic | 1.2344 | 0.03375 | 209 | 166 | 37 | 6 |
2525 | ...and finally, by Johann Sebastian Box... | 1.2344 | 0.03442 | 209 | 167 | 35 | 7 |
2526 | And now for a short Roundo by Vladimir Fisticuffski. | 1.2344 | 0.03635 | 192 | 154 | 31 | 7 |
2527 | And now, an evening of glissandos. | 1.2344 | 0.03853 | 192 | 157 | 25 | 10 |
2528 | Chopsticks, please.... | 1.2342 | 0.03663 | 222 | 183 | 26 | 13 |
2529 | Next up, the Theme from Rocky. | 1.2341 | 0.03484 | 205 | 164 | 34 | 7 |
2530 | I MUST BE DREAMING | 1.2341 | 0.03484 | 205 | 164 | 34 | 7 |
2531 | I now know what they mean when They say; my written answers to Mueller’s questions were akin to that of a child playing the piano wearing boxing gloves. | 1.2341 | 0.03415 | 205 | 163 | 36 | 6 |
2532 | Adrian. Adrian. Adrian. | 1.2341 | 0.03552 | 205 | 165 | 32 | 8 |
2533 | You ain't heard nothin yet | 1.2340 | 0.03760 | 188 | 152 | 28 | 8 |
2534 | My playing's been a bit Rocky of late... | 1.2339 | 0.03473 | 218 | 176 | 33 | 9 |
2535 | The optional ear plugs are under your seat. | 1.2339 | 0.03412 | 218 | 175 | 35 | 8 |
2536 | ''No, there isn't intermission.'' | 1.2339 | 0.03709 | 218 | 180 | 25 | 13 |
2537 | Now, for something softer. | 1.2338 | 0.03527 | 201 | 161 | 33 | 7 |
2538 | For my encore, I shall attempt to destroy all the BLACK keys! | 1.2338 | 0.03733 | 201 | 164 | 27 | 10 |
2539 | This next piece is called "Two gloves on eighty-eight keys". | 1.2337 | 0.03654 | 184 | 147 | 31 | 6 |
2540 | Turns out I’m my own worst enemy. | 1.2336 | 0.03577 | 214 | 174 | 30 | 10 |
2541 | Now I'd like to punch out a little number for you. | 1.2336 | 0.03452 | 214 | 172 | 34 | 8 |
2542 | Now one by one of my favorite composers, Sonny Liston. | 1.2336 | 0.03188 | 214 | 168 | 42 | 4 |
2543 | This next song was written by Paul Simon. | 1.2336 | 0.03452 | 214 | 172 | 34 | 8 |
2544 | Degree of difficulty 9.7 | 1.2336 | 0.03322 | 214 | 170 | 38 | 6 |
2545 | Let me just punch this number out. | 1.2335 | 0.03783 | 197 | 161 | 26 | 10 |
2546 | Yo, Tchaikovsky! | 1.2335 | 0.03644 | 197 | 159 | 30 | 8 |
2547 | My next piece is called "Requiem for a Boxer." | 1.2335 | 0.03438 | 227 | 184 | 33 | 10 |
2548 | In my next lesson video I will demonstrate more secrets of my patented technique for avoiding repetitive injury, carpal tunnel syndrome, and tendonitis. | 1.2333 | 0.03868 | 180 | 146 | 26 | 8 |
2549 | Now, the Beethoven Piano Sonata #8 ‘Pathetique’ as interpreted by Muhammad Ali. | 1.2333 | 0.03428 | 210 | 168 | 35 | 7 |
2550 | Good evening, Palookaville. Before I begin the Mussorgsky, it is imperative you understand that I coulda been a contender. | 1.2333 | 0.03361 | 210 | 167 | 37 | 6 |
2551 | This next piece requires a soft touch | 1.2333 | 0.03494 | 210 | 169 | 33 | 8 |
2552 | Believe me, it helps with the fortissimo, but not with the piano. | 1.2333 | 0.03428 | 210 | 168 | 35 | 7 |
2553 | To begin,I'd like to punch out a concerto by Bach. | 1.2332 | 0.03478 | 223 | 181 | 32 | 10 |
2554 | I am qualified to be the president's greatest Chief of Staff ever! I can do anything.. . . anything. | 1.2332 | 0.03478 | 223 | 181 | 32 | 10 |
2555 | Float like a butterfly, play like a ham. | 1.2332 | 0.03543 | 193 | 154 | 33 | 6 |
2556 | I will now perform Box Prelude in C Major | 1.2332 | 0.03764 | 193 | 157 | 27 | 9 |
2557 | I have sensitive hands | 1.2330 | 0.03536 | 206 | 166 | 32 | 8 |
2558 | I will now be playing the theme to ‘Rocky’. | 1.2330 | 0.03536 | 206 | 166 | 32 | 8 |
2559 | This next piece is called “STELLA!!!!!!!” in D minor. | 1.2330 | 0.03400 | 206 | 164 | 36 | 6 |
2560 | They work better on the kettle drums | 1.2330 | 0.03469 | 206 | 165 | 34 | 7 |
2561 | And now my signature THREE SECOND WALTZ. | 1.2330 | 0.03603 | 206 | 167 | 30 | 9 |
2562 | I must apologize for the typo in the program. My name is Bang Bang, not Lang Lang. | 1.2329 | 0.03519 | 219 | 178 | 31 | 10 |
2563 | At this point I can only play the Rocky theme. | 1.2329 | 0.03336 | 219 | 175 | 37 | 7 |
2564 | For my next number, the theme from "Rocky II." | 1.2329 | 0.03578 | 219 | 179 | 29 | 11 |
2565 | My next piece is an original composition entitled "Elephant on the Keys" | 1.2329 | 0.03272 | 219 | 174 | 39 | 6 |
2566 | Lie-la-lie... lie-la-lie-lie-lie-lie-lie... | 1.2328 | 0.04032 | 189 | 157 | 20 | 12 |
2567 | Please join me for punch after the concert. | 1.2328 | 0.03666 | 189 | 152 | 30 | 7 |
2568 | This last movement is quite the knock-out. | 1.2328 | 0.03666 | 189 | 152 | 30 | 7 |
2569 | I'm taking a dive in the 9th symphony. | 1.2328 | 0.03890 | 189 | 155 | 24 | 10 |
2570 | It's my newest composition. I call it "Float Like a Butterfly". | 1.2328 | 0.03817 | 189 | 154 | 26 | 9 |
2571 | This is Chopin’s Knockout in E minor. | 1.2328 | 0.03666 | 189 | 152 | 30 | 7 |
2572 | This one's simple but it has a good hook. | 1.2328 | 0.03890 | 189 | 155 | 24 | 10 |
2573 | I can easily cover 2 octaves this way. | 1.2327 | 0.03511 | 202 | 162 | 33 | 7 |
2574 | This next piece is a bit John-Cage-meets-Muhammad-Ali. | 1.2327 | 0.03511 | 202 | 162 | 33 | 7 |
2575 | And now, for my Jerry Lee Lewis segment. | 1.2327 | 0.03581 | 202 | 163 | 31 | 8 |
2576 | I call it the “Butterfly Sonata”, in the key of Sting-Like-a-B. | 1.2327 | 0.03649 | 202 | 164 | 29 | 9 |
2577 | I've had a difficult time choosing a profession. | 1.2327 | 0.03511 | 202 | 162 | 33 | 7 |
2578 | Did someone move my spit bucket? | 1.2326 | 0.03309 | 215 | 171 | 38 | 6 |
2579 | This next piece is a bit more raucous. | 1.2326 | 0.03309 | 215 | 171 | 38 | 6 |
2580 | My next number is a real knockout, in three rounds. | 1.2325 | 0.03535 | 228 | 187 | 29 | 12 |
2581 | Ladies and Gentlemen... Let's get ready to treble. | 1.2324 | 0.03207 | 185 | 143 | 41 | 1 |
2582 | I will now play Boxmaninoff | 1.2324 | 0.03403 | 241 | 197 | 32 | 12 |
2583 | Oh no, they are expecting me to take a bow now and I'm only wearing boxer shorts. | 1.2323 | 0.03627 | 198 | 160 | 30 | 8 |
2584 | My next number will be 'Kitten On the Keys.' | 1.2323 | 0.03766 | 198 | 162 | 26 | 10 |
2585 | And now for "Float like a butterfly, sting like the flight of the bumble bee." | 1.2323 | 0.03556 | 198 | 159 | 32 | 7 |
2586 | If you please, let us now prepare ourselves to Rumble. | 1.2322 | 0.03543 | 211 | 171 | 31 | 9 |
2587 | And I thought tying my bow tie was hard! | 1.2322 | 0.03278 | 211 | 167 | 39 | 5 |
2588 | I tried facing the music but got hit with a one two. | 1.2322 | 0.03668 | 211 | 173 | 27 | 11 |
2589 | Get ready for something punchy. | 1.2321 | 0.03493 | 237 | 195 | 29 | 13 |
2590 | ......and in this corner weighing in at 158 pounds in the dark tuxedo, fromVienna, Austria ..... | 1.2321 | 0.03389 | 237 | 193 | 33 | 11 |
2591 | Fortissimo! | 1.2320 | 0.03849 | 181 | 147 | 26 | 8 |
2592 | Below the belt? I'm not even using the pedals. | 1.2320 | 0.03675 | 194 | 157 | 29 | 8 |
2593 | Adrian! | 1.2319 | 0.03587 | 207 | 168 | 30 | 9 |
2594 | And now, the Mohammad Ali Sonata in G minor. | 1.2319 | 0.03385 | 207 | 165 | 36 | 6 |
2595 | I float like Chopin and sting like Mozart | 1.2318 | 0.03563 | 220 | 180 | 29 | 11 |
2596 | And now, one of my own compositions! | 1.2318 | 0.03445 | 220 | 178 | 33 | 9 |
2597 | And now, to reprise Victor Borge's Musical Punctuation... | 1.2318 | 0.03062 | 220 | 172 | 45 | 3 |
2598 | I want to get the hell home so I'm just going to knock this piece out quickly. | 1.2318 | 0.03322 | 220 | 176 | 37 | 7 |
2599 | Trump being an ineffective president produces a most disharmonious effect, the same as playing a piano with boxing gloves on. | 1.2318 | 0.03563 | 220 | 180 | 29 | 11 |
2600 | I call this one "Sting like a Bee". | 1.2318 | 0.03261 | 233 | 187 | 38 | 8 |
2601 | My dermatologist says I need to stop scratching my eczema. | 1.2318 | 0.03427 | 233 | 190 | 32 | 11 |
2602 | And for my final work I give you Box Toccata and Fugue. | 1.2316 | 0.03905 | 177 | 144 | 25 | 8 |
2603 | This song promises to be a knock out! | 1.2316 | 0.03650 | 177 | 141 | 31 | 5 |
2604 | While I can't put my finger on it, my performances have somehow been a little Rocky lately. | 1.2316 | 0.03572 | 190 | 152 | 32 | 6 |
2605 | And now the concerto from 'Raging Bull' | 1.2316 | 0.03412 | 190 | 150 | 36 | 4 |
2606 | And now for a little chin music. | 1.2316 | 0.03572 | 190 | 152 | 32 | 6 |
2607 | And now I shall play a medley of pet-performed pieces from the Internet. | 1.2315 | 0.03765 | 203 | 167 | 25 | 11 |
2608 | And now, the very challenging LaMotta Sonata in F minor | 1.2315 | 0.03205 | 203 | 159 | 41 | 3 |
2609 | For my encore, I will play the 1812 Overture | 1.2315 | 0.03354 | 203 | 161 | 37 | 5 |
2610 | For round 1 I will be performing Fight of the Bumble Bee | 1.2315 | 0.03547 | 216 | 176 | 30 | 10 |
2611 | And now for my Post-Modern interpretation of Philip Glass | 1.2315 | 0.03423 | 216 | 174 | 34 | 8 |
2612 | And finally, Marciano’s Scherzo per Due Pugni | 1.2312 | 0.03698 | 186 | 150 | 29 | 7 |
2613 | John Cage is a dead man. | 1.2312 | 0.04143 | 186 | 156 | 17 | 13 |
2614 | Maestro - sote voce please. | 1.2312 | 0.03393 | 199 | 158 | 36 | 5 |
2615 | Tickling time's over. | 1.2311 | 0.03528 | 212 | 172 | 31 | 9 |
2616 | And now, Sonata No. 6, by Rockymaninoff | 1.2311 | 0.03464 | 212 | 171 | 33 | 8 |
2617 | Hitting the right notes. | 1.2311 | 0.03332 | 212 | 169 | 37 | 6 |
2618 | And now for Box' Concerto in D minor. | 1.2311 | 0.03215 | 238 | 191 | 39 | 8 |
2619 | Bring it on, Chopin. I'm ready. | 1.2308 | 0.03370 | 221 | 178 | 35 | 8 |
2620 | And now, from Rocky IV... | 1.2308 | 0.03182 | 221 | 175 | 41 | 5 |
2621 | It was in tune when I bought it. | 1.2308 | 0.03117 | 221 | 174 | 43 | 4 |
2622 | As a composer, I have become fascinated with tone clusters. | 1.2308 | 0.03356 | 195 | 154 | 37 | 4 |
2623 | In this composition I am honoring the heavy-handed approach of two masters - Wilhelm Richard Wagner and Mohammed Ali. | 1.2308 | 0.03370 | 221 | 178 | 35 | 8 |
2624 | I’m trying to beat out a tune. | 1.2308 | 0.03439 | 208 | 167 | 34 | 7 |
2625 | The following composition, titled 'Mother-in-law,' has a very striking, punchy tone. | 1.2308 | 0.03506 | 208 | 168 | 32 | 8 |
2626 | Tonight's performance will be included as part of my holiday box set. | 1.2308 | 0.03585 | 195 | 157 | 31 | 7 |
2627 | Now for your enjoyment, "Take that, Steinway!" | 1.2308 | 0.03549 | 221 | 181 | 29 | 11 |
2628 | My repertory is limited...I can only play rounds | 1.2308 | 0.03572 | 208 | 169 | 30 | 9 |
2629 | I started wearing them to stop sucking my thumb. Turned out I'm pretty darn good." | 1.2308 | 0.03439 | 208 | 167 | 34 | 7 |
2630 | And now for a lights out encore! | 1.2308 | 0.03506 | 208 | 168 | 32 | 8 |
2631 | I’ve been informed that this is a piano. Thank you. | 1.2308 | 0.03636 | 208 | 170 | 28 | 10 |
2632 | And now, Tyson's Sonata in B Minor. | 1.2308 | 0.03658 | 195 | 158 | 29 | 8 |
2633 | Progressing from the precision of atonal construction.... | 1.2308 | 0.03549 | 221 | 181 | 29 | 11 |
2634 | Float like a butterfly, play in the key of B.” | 1.2304 | 0.03409 | 217 | 175 | 34 | 8 |
2635 | Next, I would like to play my rendition of "Slaughter on Tenth Avenue". | 1.2304 | 0.03471 | 217 | 176 | 32 | 9 |
2636 | Chopsticks -- that's it. You were expecting maybe Mozart? | 1.2304 | 0.03592 | 217 | 178 | 28 | 11 |
2637 | You cannot force an individual to succeed in something when their heart is desiring another. | 1.2304 | 0.03617 | 204 | 166 | 29 | 9 |
2638 | And now my latest rendition of “Baby it’s cold outside.” | 1.2304 | 0.03617 | 204 | 166 | 29 | 9 |
2639 | I'm pounding the keyboard, like you asked. | 1.2304 | 0.03481 | 204 | 164 | 33 | 7 |
2640 | So many times, it happens too fast. You trade your passion for glory. | 1.2304 | 0.03339 | 204 | 162 | 37 | 5 |
2641 | Man vs. Piano: "Modernism? I'll show you Modernism!" | 1.2304 | 0.03780 | 191 | 156 | 26 | 9 |
2642 | And now my rendering of a little ditty I wrote, ‘Thrilla in Manila’. | 1.2304 | 0.03632 | 191 | 154 | 30 | 7 |
2643 | For this next piece, use of your mobile phones is encouraged. | 1.2304 | 0.03707 | 191 | 155 | 28 | 8 |
2644 | Good evening. I'm Rocky Marcipiano. | 1.2304 | 0.03780 | 191 | 156 | 26 | 9 |
2645 | This one is called "Saved by the Bell" | 1.2301 | 0.03260 | 226 | 181 | 38 | 7 |
2646 | This is it. Time to take the kid-gloves off. | 1.2301 | 0.03378 | 226 | 183 | 34 | 9 |
2647 | And now for my "Boxer Rebelion Overture #1 | 1.2301 | 0.03378 | 226 | 183 | 34 | 9 |
2648 | Not to worry there is only one large ebony and one large ivory key | 1.2300 | 0.03513 | 213 | 173 | 31 | 9 |
2649 | For my next selection, Eye of the Tiger." | 1.2300 | 0.03318 | 213 | 170 | 37 | 6 |
2650 | Now for something a bit more heavyweight | 1.2300 | 0.03112 | 213 | 167 | 43 | 3 |
2651 | Manilla Thrilla" in B flat | 1.2300 | 0.03513 | 213 | 173 | 31 | 9 |
2652 | I'm going to punch up this next number a bit. | 1.2300 | 0.03449 | 213 | 172 | 33 | 8 |
2653 | And for our finale, the Theme from Rocky in D minor | 1.2300 | 0.03664 | 200 | 163 | 28 | 9 |
2654 | I'll be playing "Mitten on the Keys" | 1.2299 | 0.03521 | 187 | 149 | 33 | 5 |
2655 | FOR HIT SONGS ONLY | 1.2299 | 0.03601 | 187 | 150 | 31 | 6 |
2656 | And now Wagner's Der Ring des Nibelungen. | 1.2299 | 0.03438 | 187 | 148 | 35 | 4 |
2657 | eat your heart out, Jerry Lee Lewis | 1.2299 | 0.03858 | 174 | 141 | 26 | 7 |
2658 | And now an obscure piece by Rocky Mannicoff... | 1.2298 | 0.03230 | 248 | 201 | 37 | 10 |
2659 | Would you mind holding your coughing until after the first round? | 1.2298 | 0.03236 | 235 | 189 | 38 | 8 |
2660 | I’d like to dedicate this next number to the inspirational Muhammad Ali. | 1.2297 | 0.03296 | 222 | 178 | 37 | 7 |
2661 | Tonight I will be playing Box' concerto. I may B Flat | 1.2297 | 0.03648 | 222 | 184 | 25 | 13 |
2662 | …and now, I’d like to perform Sugar Ray’s Piano Concerto No. 2 in F Minor. | 1.2297 | 0.03357 | 222 | 179 | 35 | 8 |
2663 | For my encore, Chopin’s lesser-known ‘Mitten Waltz’... | 1.2297 | 0.03417 | 222 | 180 | 33 | 9 |
2664 | Piano buffo? | 1.2297 | 0.03534 | 222 | 182 | 29 | 11 |
2665 | This fugue is a knockout. | 1.2297 | 0.03417 | 222 | 180 | 33 | 9 |
2666 | This one was my first big HIT! | 1.2297 | 0.03556 | 209 | 170 | 30 | 9 |
2667 | How thoughtful, she gave me mittens to play "Baby it's Cold Outside." | 1.2297 | 0.03491 | 209 | 169 | 32 | 8 |
2668 | How about a little Duke Ellington? | 1.2297 | 0.03424 | 209 | 168 | 34 | 7 |
2669 | I've never been much of a tickler. | 1.2297 | 0.03683 | 209 | 172 | 26 | 11 |
2670 | Next I will play a piece from LL Cool J: "Mama Said Knock You Out" in F#m | 1.2297 | 0.03287 | 209 | 166 | 38 | 5 |
2671 | Are you ready to crescendo? | 1.2297 | 0.03556 | 209 | 170 | 30 | 9 |
2672 | I will now improvise in the French manner. | 1.2297 | 0.03556 | 209 | 170 | 30 | 9 |
2673 | And now, "Fight of the Bumble, Sing Like a Bee". | 1.2296 | 0.03918 | 196 | 163 | 21 | 12 |
2674 | Who forgot to tune this piano? | 1.2296 | 0.03568 | 196 | 158 | 31 | 7 |
2675 | This is an atonal rendition | 1.2296 | 0.03568 | 196 | 158 | 31 | 7 |
2676 | And now, the theme from the Boxer Rebellion | 1.2296 | 0.03641 | 196 | 159 | 29 | 8 |
2677 | Yes, of course I play by ear | 1.2295 | 0.03811 | 183 | 149 | 26 | 8 |
2678 | Float like a butterfly, pound on the keys. | 1.2295 | 0.03889 | 183 | 150 | 24 | 9 |
2679 | And now, The Ring Cycle for Dummies, in twelve rounds. | 1.2294 | 0.03271 | 231 | 186 | 37 | 8 |
2680 | I went to a prizefight and a sonata broke out. | 1.2294 | 0.03457 | 218 | 177 | 32 | 9 |
2681 | You say the Rach 3 is difficult? I’ll show you difficult. | 1.2293 | 0.03534 | 205 | 166 | 31 | 8 |
2682 | And now for something pugilistic, in A minor. | 1.2293 | 0.03396 | 205 | 164 | 35 | 6 |
2683 | For my last number, Floats Like a Butterfly, Stings Like a Bee | 1.2293 | 0.03465 | 205 | 165 | 33 | 7 |
2684 | I hope you enjoy this punchy little number. | 1.2293 | 0.03534 | 205 | 166 | 31 | 8 |
2685 | This part of the song requires you to punch things up. | 1.2293 | 0.03601 | 205 | 167 | 29 | 9 |
2686 | But I have bone spurs in my hands! | 1.2293 | 0.03534 | 205 | 166 | 31 | 8 |
2687 | And now, Duke's Waltz, in D minor, A flat, and C. | 1.2292 | 0.03689 | 192 | 156 | 28 | 8 |
2688 | I'd like to thank the Mike Tyson Foundation for commissioning the next piece. | 1.2292 | 0.03689 | 192 | 156 | 28 | 8 |
2689 | I really hate this song. | 1.2292 | 0.03689 | 192 | 156 | 28 | 8 |
2690 | In honor of Boxing Day . . . | 1.2292 | 0.03615 | 192 | 155 | 30 | 7 |
2691 | And now, Box Prelude and Fugue in C Major. | 1.2292 | 0.03615 | 192 | 155 | 30 | 7 |
2692 | For the next prelude, the sheet music's dynamic said combattivissimo. | 1.2292 | 0.03689 | 192 | 156 | 28 | 8 |
2693 | Need a fellow to punch out a party tune? I'm your man." | 1.2291 | 0.03306 | 227 | 183 | 36 | 8 |
2694 | Tonight we will be beating out Beethoven's 5th. | 1.2290 | 0.03370 | 214 | 172 | 35 | 7 |
2695 | The doctors said it couldn't be done. | 1.2290 | 0.03435 | 214 | 173 | 33 | 8 |
2696 | Ladies and gentlemen, the kangaroo is off for the night. | 1.2290 | 0.03498 | 214 | 174 | 31 | 9 |
2697 | I glove a piano | 1.2290 | 0.03435 | 214 | 173 | 33 | 8 |
2698 | ...and this will be a real punchy number. | 1.2290 | 0.03238 | 214 | 170 | 39 | 5 |
2699 | My next composition is impressionistic with a touch of violence. | 1.2289 | 0.03715 | 201 | 165 | 26 | 10 |
2700 | Now a little known piece from Boxtehude | 1.2289 | 0.03715 | 201 | 165 | 26 | 10 |
2701 | Ladies and Gentlemen, Wagner's 'Ring Cycle.' | 1.2289 | 0.03508 | 201 | 162 | 32 | 7 |
2702 | This next one is Beethoven's 9th Symphony - the Rocky Balboa version. | 1.2287 | 0.03663 | 188 | 152 | 29 | 7 |
2703 | For my next number I'll play the Thrilla in Manila Concerto by Frazier. | 1.2287 | 0.03462 | 223 | 182 | 31 | 10 |
2704 | I didn't literally mean "I would punch out a tune" | 1.2287 | 0.03220 | 223 | 178 | 39 | 6 |
2705 | And now for my grand finale, I shall perform my very special rendition of that classic Simon and Garfunkle hit, "The Boxer." | 1.2287 | 0.03157 | 223 | 177 | 41 | 5 |
2706 | My critics say I can never hit the right key... | 1.2286 | 0.03729 | 210 | 174 | 24 | 12 |
2707 | Étude No. 1 in A, B, C, D, E, F, and G, by my 18 months old son. | 1.2286 | 0.03410 | 210 | 169 | 34 | 7 |
2708 | For those who are sitting ringside—the theme from 'Rocky'.' | 1.2286 | 0.03410 | 210 | 169 | 34 | 7 |
2709 | I call it, "Concerto in A-minor Concussion for Graziano and flute." | 1.2286 | 0.03476 | 210 | 170 | 32 | 8 |
2710 | My next piece is the two-fisted Sonata. | 1.2286 | 0.03729 | 210 | 174 | 24 | 12 |
2711 | Gloves come off when they turn up the heat. | 1.2286 | 0.03476 | 210 | 170 | 32 | 8 |
2712 | I'm sorry sir, that's not possible. I'm wearing boxing gloves. | 1.2286 | 0.03729 | 210 | 174 | 24 | 12 |
2713 | Wait 'til I take the gloves off | 1.2284 | 0.03315 | 232 | 188 | 35 | 9 |
2714 | This Concerto may seem a little modern for some. | 1.2284 | 0.03765 | 197 | 162 | 25 | 10 |
2715 | This is my interpretation of Wagners "Ring" Cycle. | 1.2283 | 0.03381 | 219 | 177 | 34 | 8 |
2716 | Beethoven's got two chances, slim and none. And slim just left town." | 1.2283 | 0.03381 | 219 | 177 | 34 | 8 |
2717 | And now for my most recent composition, a reverential homage entitled "Beethoven's Fists" | 1.2283 | 0.03443 | 219 | 178 | 32 | 9 |
2718 | And now, a variation on ‘Flight of the Bumble Bee,’ I like to call, ‘Float Like a Butterfly, Sting Like a Bee!’ | 1.2283 | 0.03381 | 219 | 177 | 34 | 8 |
2719 | Tonight and one night only: Bach-y Balboa! | 1.2283 | 0.03443 | 219 | 178 | 32 | 9 |
2720 | This is Sugar Ray Leonard's Piano Concerto No. 3 in C Minor. | 1.2283 | 0.03792 | 184 | 150 | 26 | 8 |
2721 | Fortissimo is my forte | 1.2283 | 0.03713 | 184 | 149 | 28 | 7 |
2722 | And now, as I like to put it, I’m gonna go a few rounds with Ludwig van. | 1.2283 | 0.03549 | 184 | 147 | 32 | 5 |
2723 | Let's get ready to Rondoooooo! | 1.2282 | 0.03518 | 206 | 167 | 31 | 8 |
2724 | And one, two, one two, one two, | 1.2282 | 0.03381 | 206 | 165 | 35 | 6 |
2725 | And now - my interpretation of a Paul Simon classic. | 1.2282 | 0.03651 | 206 | 169 | 27 | 10 |
2726 | And now, my latest composition in celebration of Boxing Day. | 1.2281 | 0.03520 | 228 | 188 | 28 | 12 |
2727 | And now for my next selection, “The fight of the bumblebee.”! | 1.2280 | 0.03745 | 193 | 158 | 26 | 9 |
2728 | Oh no, I forgot the sheet music! | 1.2280 | 0.03598 | 193 | 156 | 30 | 7 |
2729 | I'd like to close with a medley of Jack White's greatest hits. | 1.2280 | 0.03522 | 193 | 155 | 32 | 6 |
2730 | Rachmaninoff always makes me punchy. | 1.2279 | 0.03356 | 215 | 173 | 35 | 7 |
2731 | I hope you enjoy the tunes I am about to knock out for you. | 1.2279 | 0.03356 | 215 | 173 | 35 | 7 |
2732 | And now I shall play the theme from Rocky. | 1.2279 | 0.03421 | 215 | 174 | 33 | 8 |
2733 | I can promise you’ll never hear Alkan’s ‘Concerto for Solo Piano’ the same way again. | 1.2278 | 0.03681 | 180 | 145 | 29 | 6 |
2734 | I will be playing fight of the bumblebee. | 1.2277 | 0.03698 | 202 | 166 | 26 | 10 |
2735 | And now to pound out a little different beat. | 1.2277 | 0.03274 | 202 | 160 | 38 | 4 |
2736 | For the first round, I shall play Chopsticks. | 1.2277 | 0.03829 | 202 | 168 | 22 | 12 |
2737 | And now I'd like to perform a mashup in ALL the majors and minors. | 1.2277 | 0.03631 | 202 | 165 | 28 | 9 |
2738 | So far so good. Now, with the gloves on, what is this one? | 1.2277 | 0.03631 | 202 | 165 | 28 | 9 |
2739 | They make Chopsticks much more difficult. | 1.2277 | 0.03493 | 202 | 163 | 32 | 7 |
2740 | This next number is why I am known as the best pound-for-pound pianist in this town. | 1.2275 | 0.03488 | 189 | 151 | 33 | 5 |
2741 | Tonight, you will hear me pound the keys like I've never done before. | 1.2275 | 0.03870 | 189 | 156 | 23 | 10 |
2742 | Okay, I guess the gloves aren’t coming off. | 1.2275 | 0.03645 | 189 | 153 | 29 | 7 |
2743 | I float like a butterfly and sting like the key of B. | 1.2275 | 0.03526 | 211 | 172 | 30 | 9 |
2744 | For obvious reasons, I will not be performing “Chopsticks’ tonight. | 1.2275 | 0.03461 | 211 | 171 | 32 | 8 |
2745 | I’d like to close with The Boxer by Simon and Garfunkel. | 1.2275 | 0.03526 | 211 | 172 | 30 | 9 |
2746 | I shall now play Chopin's Minute Waltz in ten seconds. It's a Knock Out! | 1.2275 | 0.03246 | 233 | 188 | 37 | 8 |
2747 | And now I will play my homage to John Cage. | 1.2273 | 0.03305 | 220 | 177 | 36 | 7 |
2748 | The maître d' just asked me to sit down and pound out a few numbers. |