Contest #642


Cartoon

642

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “Vinnie would appreciate it if you reconsidered that Yelp rating.”
  2. “Psst . . . two thousand calories . . . no kale.”
  3. “Of course it’s hot. It’s stollen.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2018-12-09T22:45:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2018-12-30T22:49:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2018-12-17T22:49:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued December 24 & 31, 2018
Number of captions 3504
Number of responses 881547
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Linda suddenly realized she had entered the hallucinatory phase of her low-carb diet. 1.6605 0.04998 271 153 57 61
1 It's a desserted alley. 1.5985 0.04773 259 149 65 45
2 Oh god, Jerry, enough, the divorce is final. 1.5885 0.04889 260 156 55 49
3 Carol’s Dieting Log, Week 3: The hallucinations are getting worse. 1.5703 0.04855 263 162 52 49
4 It's alley mode. 1.5702 0.05124 228 138 50 40
5 Louise tried to avoid carbs, but they aggressively pursued her. 1.5414 0.04397 290 178 67 45
6 You're giving me the crepes. 1.5126 0.04972 238 156 42 40
7 On Day 5 of Weight Watchers, the cake mirages began. 1.5022 0.04859 229 147 49 33
8 Excuse me, m'am, but would you like to be part of a cartoon that nobody understands? 1.4979 0.04954 237 158 40 39
9 I might be the baker's man. Are you Patty Cake? 1.4978 0.04770 227 144 53 30
10 Public display of confection 1.4958 0.04649 240 153 55 32
11 It was in that moment of extreme holiday stress Barbara turned to street carbs for relief. 1.4925 0.04470 268 174 56 38
12 Would you like it alley mode? 1.4890 0.04450 272 178 55 39
13 Margaret knew she shouldn't, but she just needed a little fix between Thanksgiving and Christmas. 1.4890 0.04419 272 177 57 38
14 You misheard. I’m a cake dealer. 1.4865 0.04490 259 168 56 35
15 I was the White House pastry chef until I served him a birthday cake with the correct number of candles. 1.4863 0.04475 255 164 58 33
16 You must think I'm some kind of crepe" 1.4816 0.04230 272 173 67 32
17 Margaret's back alley carbohydrate addiction was becoming harder to deny with each passing day. 1.4758 0.04423 248 159 60 29
18 This is recommended for you based on previously viewed items 1.4758 0.04569 248 163 52 33
19 It's part of our farm-to-table-to-prison-to-rehab-to-sidewalk program. 1.4743 0.04500 253 166 54 33
20 She had beaten the addiction, but Susan knew temptation lurked around every corner. 1.4726 0.04691 237 157 48 32
21 I'm sorry, Harold, I need more from a man than a hearty breakfast. 1.4724 0.04380 254 164 60 30
22 Until that day, Inez couldn't recall any cautionary tales of a woman enticed into a dark alley by a stack of hotcakes covered in real maple syrup 1.4716 0.04055 282 179 73 30
23 We call it Farm to Alley 1.4661 0.04595 251 169 47 35
24 Craig its been 3 years, there are some things pancakes can't fix 1.4656 0.04434 247 161 57 29
25 Of course it’s hot. It’s stollen. 1.4627 0.04496 268 183 46 39
26 It's over Bill, you are homeless I'm diabetic. Don't make it worse! 1.4626 0.04246 281 187 58 36
27 Do I give you the crepes? 1.4563 0.04646 252 174 41 37
28 Baking Bad 1.4553 0.04481 246 164 52 30
29 For the first time, Joan considered that the president's warnings of 'Belgian illegals dealing in back-alley waffles' might not be so crazy after all. 1.4525 0.04429 263 179 49 35
30 Myrna had been warned that temptation could take many forms. 1.4480 0.04238 250 163 62 25
31 Here's the dessert you ordered at lunch, that you didn't want your girlfriends to know about. 1.4457 0.04077 276 182 65 29
32 It was Day 10 of Mavis's Paleo Diet, and Fernando knew just how to strike the fatal blow. 1.4444 0.04432 252 171 50 31
33 Crepes, Suzette 1.4432 0.04037 264 171 69 24
34 Vinnie would appreciate it if you reconsidered that Yelp rating. 1.4403 0.04515 243 166 47 30
35 As a former statistician, Alec knew that according to the laws of probability, eventually someone would happen by and it would be their birthday. Patience was his watchword. 1.4396 0.04107 273 182 62 29
36 Bob's business plan for a 'pop-up' had led him down a blind alley. 1.4388 0.04084 278 186 62 30
37 Always one to misinterpret analogies, Brian joined the black market shortly after hearing how well hotcakes would sell. 1.4385 0.04560 260 184 38 38
38 International Halfway House of Pancakes. 1.4361 0.04499 227 152 51 24
39 Done with dating sites, Terrence goes low tech. 1.4325 0.04566 252 178 39 35
40 Last week I was working in the White House. 1.4315 0.04330 248 168 53 27
41 Wanna try some contrabundt? 1.4314 0.04169 255 170 60 25
42 It was just at the beginning of her new diet that Satan stepped back into her life 1.4303 0.04364 251 172 50 29
43 Let me guess,they're selling like hotcakes. 1.4301 0.04037 279 188 62 29
44 Don't move. This is a stack-up. 1.4291 0.04123 268 181 59 28
45 If they were 'selling like hotcakes', would I be doing this? 1.4267 0.04336 232 155 55 22
46 I’m the ghost of cellulite future. 1.4255 0.04298 275 194 45 36
47 Get a job, crepe. 1.4252 0.04287 254 174 52 28
48 Your purse or it goes right to your thighs. 1.4228 0.04500 246 173 42 31
49 Hey you, you in the market for Stollen goods? 1.4183 0.04319 251 174 49 28
50 It's a stollen recipe. 1.4177 0.04508 237 166 43 28
51 I already have a cake dealer. 1.4177 0.04193 249 169 56 24
52 I told you at the restaurant last night. No, thank you! 1.4170 0.04555 247 177 37 33
53 I'm a sidewalk café. I just can't afford the tables and chairs. 1.4153 0.04316 236 161 52 23
54 International Alley Of Pancakes 1.4123 0.04509 228 159 44 25
55 ... and Jenny Craig don't need to know nothin' about it. 1.4122 0.04118 245 165 59 21
56 Each morning Frank woos her with extraordinary flapjacks and, each morning, Bonnie walks by flattered but mortified to admit her gluten intolerance. 1.4122 0.04316 245 170 49 26
57 Having only coffee for breakfast, Dolores was easy prey for the pancake stalker. 1.4120 0.04088 267 184 56 27
58 Welcome to International Alley of Pancakes. 1.4100 0.04354 239 166 48 25
59 I knew you'd be back. 1.4093 0.04380 237 165 47 25
60 Just keep walking, lady, and no one will gain weight. 1.4077 0.04264 233 159 53 21
61 My job is drugs, but my passion is baking. 1.4077 0.04056 260 178 58 24
62 Let's just say it fell off the dessert truck. 1.4070 0.03965 258 174 63 21
63 In a classic example of a typo, Mel tried to sell his creations in a bake alley. 1.4069 0.03998 290 204 54 32
64 Psssst, you gonna let Jenny Craig tell you what to do? 1.4054 0.04210 259 182 49 28
65 I can also serve this to you alley mode. 1.4045 0.04251 267 191 44 32
66 The meaning of her recent fortune cookie - when life gives you pancakes, eat them - suddenly made sense to Doreen. 1.4041 0.04191 245 169 53 23
67 The day after gluten is banned in N.Y.C. 1.4016 0.04256 249 175 48 26
68 Based on your Zagat rating, I was expecting something better than a hole in the wall. 1.4008 0.04453 237 169 41 27
69 I know it's you, Steve. I told you, I'm not coming back. 1.4008 0.04301 257 184 43 30
70 We get our ingredients from Colorado, if you know what I mean. 1.3992 0.04087 263 184 53 26
71 I've also got apple pie, served alley mode. 1.3992 0.03996 258 177 59 22
72 The first rule of cake club is you do not talk about cake club. 1.3961 0.03949 255 174 61 20
73 We've gotta stop meeting like this. I've already gained 8 lbs. 1.3953 0.03930 253 172 62 19
74 Pssst… I got gluten, I got nuts, I got trans fats… 1.3952 0.04262 248 176 46 26
75 As she was approached by yet another “hot” cake dealer, she wondered, “What has happened to the neighborhood?” 1.3951 0.04287 243 172 46 25
76 Pancakehandling is illegal, sir! 1.3946 0.04069 261 183 53 25
77 After the legalization of marijuana, Geoff turns to selling gluten. 1.3946 0.04033 261 182 55 24
78 Weight Watcher's meeting two doors down...or me. You choose. 1.3936 0.04093 249 173 54 22
79 Greta, ambushed by another birthday. 1.3936 0.04248 249 177 46 26
80 It's non-vegan, sugar filled, packed with gluten, and will make you forget your ex-husband's young new wife. 1.3934 0.04116 272 195 47 30
81 Bonjour Madame. Welcome to the International Alley of Pancakes. 1.3934 0.03879 272 188 61 23
82 Your children and husband never have to know. 1.3933 0.04036 267 188 53 26
83 Helen receives an offer she can refuse. 1.3930 0.03924 257 176 61 20
84 Oh god, it's that crêpe again! 1.3927 0.04311 247 177 43 27
85 Suddenly, Bernadette was faced with a sticky situation. 1.3923 0.04256 260 188 42 30
86 Let's just say I'm no longer welcome at the international house. 1.3922 0.03866 255 173 64 18
87 If you're going as far as 35th, would you mind making a delivery? 1.3911 0.03898 248 168 63 17
88 I'll be honest, this place is a hole in the wall. 1.3895 0.04067 267 190 50 27
89 Actually, they're not selling like hot cakes. 1.3882 0.04132 255 181 49 25
90 Wow, it really is a hole in the wall... 1.3879 0.04343 232 165 44 23
91 Marge was strangely drawn to Bob's pop-up bakery. 1.3868 0.04238 243 173 46 24
92 You've been served 1.3864 0.04027 264 187 52 25
93 No, that's panhandling. This is pancake handling. 1.3858 0.03922 267 187 57 23
94 Leave the bag, take the flapjacks and keep walking. You never saw me... 1.3846 0.04114 221 151 55 15
95 Psst... Regular Pancakes, full gluten, real milk... 1.3843 0.04248 242 173 45 24
96 I deleted Instagram but still have a deep need to show strangers my food. 1.3826 0.04277 230 163 46 21
97 Let's just say they fell off the back of a griddle. 1.3826 0.03802 264 182 63 19
98 Still not interested, Steve. And now I’m also creeped out. 1.3826 0.03951 264 186 55 23
99 Coffee's the next alley. 1.3820 0.04058 233 161 55 17
100 You wouldn’t happen to have a candle on you? 1.3804 0.03859 276 195 57 24
101 Your lips say no, but your eyes say yes. 1.3797 0.03963 237 163 58 16
102 You know the rules. Nobody quits Sara Lee. 1.3797 0.04137 266 194 43 29
103 Excuse me, but is this Baker Street? 1.3773 0.04015 220 150 57 13
104 This cake is right up your alley 1.3761 0.04277 226 161 45 20
105 Ever since they legalized pot, these things have been selling like...well, you know... 1.3755 0.04079 245 174 50 21
106 Let's just say it fell off the back of a bakery truck. 1.3750 0.04096 240 170 50 20
107 Temptation Alley 1.3740 0.03888 262 185 56 21
108 ...and, as suddenly as they came, Edwina’s dreams of a size seven “Holiday Blaze, Diet Daze” dress took a bus out of town... 1.3735 0.04165 257 188 42 27
109 Jenny couldn't believe she was seeing another guy in an alley selling a cake he said his wife made. No wife she knew baked. 1.3735 0.03989 249 176 53 20
110 Psst... What happens in the alley stays in the alley. 1.3727 0.03758 271 190 61 20
111 Weren't you selling watches last week? 1.3726 0.03986 263 189 50 24
112 Tell Mr. Manafort the file is in the second layer from the bottom. 1.3716 0.03895 261 185 55 21
113 Mary knew the pancakes had gluten and refined sugar. She knew only the first bite would be free. And still she couldn't look away. 1.3711 0.04063 256 185 47 24
114 And if you like this, I know a guy who can get you red velvet. 1.3707 0.03838 259 182 58 19
115 International Alley of Pancakes. What would you like? 1.3701 0.04160 254 186 42 26
116 This is nothing, you should see my buns. 1.3701 0.04122 254 185 44 25
117 Psst - wanna have someone else's cake and eat it too? 1.3694 0.04508 222 164 34 24
118 During her diet, Gladys felt temptation around every corner. Cake, why does it always have to be cake??? 1.3690 0.04068 252 182 47 23
119 Hello Miriam, I am the ghost of carbs past. 1.3690 0.03790 271 192 58 21
120 I'm not like the other sugar daddies. I deliver. 1.3686 0.04266 236 172 41 23
121 Make America Cake Again! 1.3684 0.04286 228 165 42 21
122 It’s not stalking - I just knew you were coming, so I baked a cake. 1.3684 0.04127 247 179 45 23
123 Hold this for a sec, would ya? I just gotta make sure this guy's dead. 1.3682 0.04309 239 176 38 25
124 Psst. Hey lady, you in the market for some untraceable carbs? 1.3676 0.04093 253 184 45 24
125 These Banksy murals just keep getting weirder and weirder 1.3674 0.04005 264 192 47 25
126 Hey lady, wanna buy a hotcake? They're selling like watches. 1.3669 0.03924 278 203 48 27
127 I am the Ghost of Breakfast Past. 1.3665 0.04115 251 183 44 24
128 Yeah, the Muffin Man used to deal here. That was before Drury Lane got gentrified. 1.3664 0.04185 232 167 45 20
129 Hey lady, I can't keep bringing your desserts to the back door. Please just admit to your girlfriends you're off your diet. 1.3663 0.03921 243 171 55 17
130 Psst...Gluten, just like the old days. 1.3663 0.04214 243 178 41 24
131 Niche Marketing 1.3661 0.03924 254 181 53 20
132 I realize that I'm a stranger but technically this is not candy 1.3655 0.03978 249 178 51 20
133 These are going like,uh, hotcakes 1.3651 0.04024 252 182 48 22
134 Table two changed their mind. 1.3649 0.03721 285 204 58 23
135 She had been so good all day. Her resolve was strong. And then when she least expected it, from the dark, out of an alley the diet devil appeared... 1.3648 0.03951 244 173 53 18
136 Psst wanna buy a......oh hi Mom. 1.3636 0.04049 253 184 46 23
137 I find it ironic, Satan, that you always try to tempt me with an angel food cake. 1.3630 0.03921 281 207 46 28
138 Carb-per-diem 1.3629 0.04067 248 180 46 22
139 Please come back to me, Crystal. This time I used real maple syrup." 1.3629 0.04107 248 181 44 23
140 These hotcakes are selling like crack. 1.3629 0.04107 248 181 44 23
141 He thought he could lure her into a confection. 1.3616 0.03852 271 196 52 23
142 To be honest, they're not selling like hotcakes. 1.3613 0.04015 238 170 50 18
143 Welcome to Tin Pancake Alley. 1.3611 0.03979 252 182 49 21
144 I told you that I never want to see you or your chocolate soufflé fudge infused toffee apple caramel glazed banana date drip drop cake again. 1.3605 0.04063 258 190 43 25
145 No one has to know you didn't make it yourself 1.3604 0.04311 222 162 40 20
146 --I knew you were coming, so I baked a cake-- 1.3602 0.04169 236 172 43 21
147 Cheryl had been clean for months but the lure was too much–nothing was sweeter than black market pancakes. 1.3602 0.03764 261 185 58 18
148 Here at 'Michael Cohen's House of Pancakes' , we specialize in foods you can flip. 1.3600 0.03879 275 201 49 25
149 I said I wanted you out of my flat, Jack. 1.3596 0.04363 228 169 36 23
150 Stolen? Nah, stollen. Have some! 1.3591 0.04013 259 190 45 24
151 Of course they're hot, lady. Everything I sell is hot. 1.3589 0.03939 248 178 51 19
152 One embarrassing revelation later, Edna cancelled her membership to "Weight-Stalkers." 1.3583 0.04200 240 177 40 23
153 You've got a lot of nerve Marvin, this is going to require a lot more than cake and an apron. 1.3574 0.04178 235 172 42 21
154 Temptation lurks in every doorway for the low-carb dieter 1.3571 0.04096 238 173 45 20
155 The crepe creep 1.3571 0.03934 266 195 47 24
156 Of course they are. Everything I sell is hot. 1.3568 0.03930 241 172 52 17
157 I'm the ghost of addictions past... 1.3568 0.04144 241 177 42 22
158 It's a black market forest cake 1.3562 0.04246 233 172 39 22
159 You know you want to. 1.3559 0.04110 222 159 47 16
160 You the one looking for gluten? 1.3548 0.04092 279 213 33 33
161 My birthday was yesterday, George. 1.3547 0.03831 265 192 52 21
162 Instead of selling crack in a dark alley, Lenny decided to sell something close to it - red velvet cake. 1.3545 0.03763 268 193 55 20
163 Pssst, looking for something off the menu? 1.3543 0.03907 254 184 50 20
164 Sigh. "Hotcakes" was a code word, Doug. 1.3542 0.04024 240 174 47 19
165 Someone left this out in the rain, and I can't take it. 1.3541 0.04140 257 193 37 27
166 Somehow, I always get the crepes walking by that alley. 1.3537 0.04119 246 182 41 23
167 We prefer to serve our pancakes syrup-titiously. 1.3532 0.04215 235 174 39 22
168 Ma'am act natural, we're trying to catch a pancake thief. 1.3518 0.03874 253 183 51 19
169 Psst! I got gluten, I got MSG, I got red dye 40! 1.3517 0.04069 236 172 45 19
170 It's from the part of the tax reform bill titled "let them eat cake". 1.3514 0.04153 276 213 29 34
171 International Hideout of Pancakes 1.3510 0.04086 245 181 42 22
172 Giving up drug dealing was the easy part.... But I've never been able to quit selling things in shady allies. 1.3504 0.03908 234 167 52 15
173 Rent got too expensive but we are still open for business. 1.3481 0.03622 270 193 60 17
174 I thought your Tinder profile said you were a banker! 1.3475 0.03959 259 192 44 23
175 When you outlaw pancakes,only outlaws will have pancakes. 1.3472 0.03819 265 194 50 21
176 It fell off the back of the serving cart. I can let you have it for half price. 1.3457 0.03846 243 175 52 16
177 Of course they're hot. 1.3445 0.03899 238 172 50 16
178 The whole location, location, location thing is overrated. 1.3443 0.04005 244 180 44 20
179 Psst! Wanna score some of the last gluten in Brooklyn? 1.3441 0.04011 247 183 43 21
180 Pssst, I gotta cake here that breaks all the rules -- high-gluten, non-vegan, real sugar, and it's not locally sourced. 1.3435 0.03883 262 194 46 22
181 It was no secret that Mrs. Hankins had herself a sweet thing on the side. 1.3433 0.03746 268 196 52 20
182 Don't be crêped out. 1.3432 0.04010 236 173 45 18
183 Noooo, I don't mean it's hot from the oven, I mean I stole it from the bakery! 1.3431 0.03840 239 172 52 15
184 The Temptation of Margaret 1.3426 0.04003 251 187 42 22
185 Medical marzipan... 1.3424 0.03857 257 189 48 20
186 No thank you, I just had pie from the alley down the street. 1.3423 0.03987 222 160 48 14
187 If you're really looking to party, I got a guy who can hook you up with some Cinnabons. 1.3409 0.03627 264 190 58 16
188 That Whole Foods bag isn't fooling anyone. You know what you want is good, old-fashioned trans-fats, and I'm the only one who's got 'em. 1.3407 0.03837 273 204 45 24
189 And then it hit me: if I can bake it there, I can bake it anywhere it’s up to you New York, New York. 1.3402 0.03947 241 177 46 18
190 Maureen was shocked to discover just how much baking powder was getting cut into the cocaine on the lower east side. 1.3396 0.03654 265 192 56 17
191 Look lady, let’s just say it fell off the food truck. 1.3393 0.03483 280 201 63 16
192 Welcome to the International Alley of Pancakes. 1.3389 0.03786 239 172 53 14
193 That's right. I knew you were coming. 1.3389 0.04055 239 178 41 20
194 Psst... you lookin' to score some gluten? 1.3388 0.03976 242 179 44 19
195 They're selling like you-know-what 1.3388 0.04062 242 181 40 21
196 At the height of the Atkins craze pastry chefs resorted to desperate measures. 1.3384 0.03826 263 195 47 21
197 I don't have a truck yet. 1.3376 0.03944 237 174 46 17
198 Psst. . .Two thousand calories. . .no kale. 1.3373 0.03902 252 187 45 20
199 The legalization of marijuana had left many local dealer branching out of their comfort zone. 1.3370 0.03660 276 203 53 20
200 Psst! Wanna have your cake and eat it too? 1.3360 0.03963 250 187 42 21
201 I tried meeting women online but found it's easier to jump right to casual breakfast encounters 1.3360 0.03725 253 184 53 16
202 I've also got 32-ounce sodas. 1.3360 0.03929 253 189 43 21
203 You shouldn't take candy from strangers... but pancakes are a whole different story. 1.3360 0.03849 253 187 47 19
204 Dean’s trying to get ahead of the food truck craze by offering alleyway brunch. 1.3359 0.03695 256 186 54 16
205 Go ahead. Lean in. 1.3359 0.03896 256 191 44 21
206 My Birthday was yesterday Paul 1.3359 0.03936 256 192 42 22
207 Believe me, you can’t get this at Whole Foods. 1.3347 0.03849 245 180 48 17
208 Whatever you need, gluten, refined sugar, artificial syrup, I've got it. 1.3346 0.03858 263 197 44 22
209 Yes, they're hot, but you didn't hear it from me. 1.3333 0.03642 261 190 55 16
210 C'mon, you can't get addicted from just one sample. 1.3321 0.03590 262 190 57 15
211 Pssst! You'd better buy them now, lady. They're selling like hotcakes. 1.3320 0.03576 259 187 58 14
212 Psst. You looking for some gluten? 1.3320 0.03833 250 185 47 18
213 It's like a food truck without the unsightly truck. 1.3320 0.03779 247 181 50 16
214 It’s part of our new niche marketing strategy. 1.3320 0.03984 244 183 41 20
215 I'm Jenny's bad boy older brother, Jerry Craig. 1.3320 0.04105 241 183 36 22
216 Last standing small business owner (year 2030). 1.3319 0.04142 238 181 35 22
217 Psst....you can have this and eat it, too. 1.3319 0.03933 229 168 46 15
218 'Psst want some genuine gluten?' 1.3319 0.04302 226 173 31 22
219 Can I interest you in a kale, lentil, purple carrot cake with a soy and almond milk icing? For some reason, it didn’t sell today. 1.3304 0.03905 227 166 47 14
220 Do you think the cherry makes a too optimistic statement in these troubled times? 1.3299 0.03583 291 217 52 22
221 If you see a cop with a bottle of syrup, you haven't seen me. 1.3296 0.03629 270 199 53 18
222 Pssst. Carbs. 1.3293 0.03956 246 185 41 20
223 Freeze! This is a stack-up. 1.3291 0.03837 237 174 48 15
224 For heaven’s sake, Harold, I meant money when I said I wanted you to make more dough. 1.3290 0.03856 231 169 48 14
225 Yes, the Muffin Man is straight ahead, on Drury Lane. 1.3284 0.03618 271 200 53 18
226 I'm starting to have doubts about my business model. 1.3283 0.03555 265 193 57 15
227 Can you spare a fork? 1.3283 0.03674 265 196 51 18
228 Please don't tell my paleo support group! 1.3282 0.03542 262 190 58 14
229 Pancakes in a dark alley - what could go wrong? 1.3281 0.03763 256 190 48 18
230 Costco's got nothin' on our sample sizes. 1.3281 0.03961 256 195 38 23
231 Hey, lady, want to buy some "hot" cakes? 1.3271 0.03777 266 200 45 21
232 Psst, actual carbs here. First stack is free. 1.3270 0.03769 263 197 46 20
233 Didn't mean to scare you. I'm still trying to get the hang of this 'Pop-Up' thing. 1.3264 0.03685 242 176 53 13
234 This is the 365th time I've tried this, it has to be your birthday today! 1.3258 0.03833 264 200 42 22
235 I knew you would come back Carol. They always come back." 1.3255 0.03644 255 187 53 15
236 I couldn’t stand the heat. 1.3247 0.03686 271 203 48 20
237 These pop-up restaurants are really getting out of hand. 1.3243 0.04154 222 168 36 18
238 Want to be the one who takes the cake? 1.3243 0.03844 259 196 42 21
239 I can give it to you for half the calories. 1.3242 0.03631 256 188 53 15
240 Go ahead... who’s gonna know? 1.3242 0.03459 256 184 61 11
241 Welcome to my pop-up shop. 1.3242 0.03715 256 190 49 17
242 Hey, lady, wanna' have your cake and eat it, too? 1.3240 0.03818 250 187 45 18
243 You'll pay $25 inside, but I'll let these go for $8. 1.3240 0.03646 250 183 53 14
244 We have to stop meeting like this...wait, are those Blueberry? 1.3237 0.03873 241 180 44 17
245 Don’t worry... I got a syrup guy. 1.3236 0.03647 275 206 49 20
246 Hey lady, looking to get blintzed? 1.3235 0.03675 272 204 48 20
247 Is this the first stop on the cake walk? 1.3235 0.03952 238 179 41 18
248 We're talking gen-u-ine gluten here 1.3235 0.03675 272 204 48 20
249 I'm a start-up, working my way up to brick-and-mortar. 1.3231 0.03465 260 188 60 12
250 ''Stay away crepe!'' 1.3230 0.03784 257 193 45 19
251 This IS a storefront. It's all I could afford. Please buy something so I can get a door. 1.3230 0.03703 257 191 49 17
252 Psst! Over here. I have gluten, high fructose corn syrup, and red dye #5. 1.3230 0.03863 257 195 41 21
253 I knew you was comin' so I baked a cake. 1.3228 0.03733 254 189 48 17
254 Black Friday, Cyber Monday, Pancake Tuesday.... I hate this world! 1.3226 0.03794 248 185 46 17
255 Pop -Up store. It’s a thing. 1.3224 0.03693 245 180 51 14
256 I'm not a crêpe, I swear. 1.3223 0.03626 273 204 50 19
257 When she needed her fix, Marge had a back alley confection. 1.3220 0.03750 264 199 45 20
258 You look like a lady who knows fine alley cakes when she sees 'em... 1.3220 0.03553 264 194 55 15
259 Psst...a gift from Jenny Craig. She says she'll see you in January. 1.3219 0.04100 233 178 35 20
260 Got a light? 1.3218 0.03933 261 201 36 24
261 Carbs are the new crack. 1.3214 0.04122 224 170 36 18
262 It took too long to bake and then it was left out in the rain. 1.3213 0.03990 249 191 36 22
263 No thanks. I'm pervert intolerant. 1.3210 0.03890 243 183 42 18
264 I’m so tired of pan-handlers. 1.3206 0.03568 262 193 54 15
265 You can have it, or eat it, but not both. 1.3203 0.03936 231 173 42 16
266 Pssst, just Stollen! 1.3203 0.03909 256 196 38 22
267 Someone left my cake out in the rain. 1.3203 0.03656 281 213 46 22
268 Ever since they legalized pot, I've had to get creative 1.3200 0.03638 250 184 52 14
269 At that moment Earl made Jane an offer she couldn't refuse. 1.3199 0.03478 272 200 57 15
270 Our anniversary was LAST week. 1.3199 0.03439 272 199 59 14
271 Let’s just say it ain’t exactly Angel Food. 1.3195 0.03763 266 202 43 21
272 My delivery guy's out. Mind dropping this off two blocks over? 1.3194 0.03677 263 197 48 18
273 Edibles are legal now, Larry. 1.3194 0.03716 263 198 46 19
274 Trust me when I say this merchandise is hot. 1.3191 0.03357 282 206 62 14
275 Bake sale for a good but anonymous cause. 1.3191 0.03736 257 193 46 18
276 I'm the ghost of birthdays past. 1.3191 0.03777 257 194 44 19
277 That dessert is right up my alley! 1.3190 0.03873 232 173 44 15
278 Oh yeah, I got sugar here all right--the real granulated stuff. And gluten. 1.3185 0.03571 270 201 52 17
279 psssst, you want some carbs? 1.3178 0.03724 258 194 46 18
280 I just want to erase the stigma against dark alleys. 1.3178 0.03826 236 176 45 15
281 An unintended consequence of marijuana legalisation: street pancake 1.3178 0.04054 236 181 35 20
282 I also have heroin. 1.3172 0.03702 268 203 45 20
283 Julio Childs. Why do you ask? 1.3171 0.03934 246 188 38 20
284 Five-second rule cakes for sale. 1.3168 0.03722 262 198 45 19
285 Psst. First bite's free. 1.3168 0.03561 262 194 53 15
286 When you're trying to go on a diet, but you start seeing men with pancakes in alleyways. Relatable. 1.3164 0.03741 275 211 41 23
287 Psst, you wanna have your cake and eat it too? 1.3164 0.03741 275 211 41 23
288 It's alley food. You won't find it in any restaurant. 1.3160 0.03764 269 206 41 22
289 Don't stare at me like that, lady. I'm sure it's breakfast time somewhere. 1.3156 0.03670 263 198 47 18
290 Yeah ... the jewellery is hot too. 1.3156 0.04256 263 214 15 34
291 Please, Doris, it started out as just a couple shots of syrup after work; then I started sneaking out to fire up the waffle iron between clients. Before I knew it, I was in an alley hunched over a hot griddle with a one-eyed sous-chef named Maurice. 1.3153 0.04185 222 171 32 19
292 Are you the lady who wanted hot cakes on the side? 1.3151 0.03751 238 177 47 14
293 Pst, I've got non-vegan, non-organic, non-artesian gluten pancakes with trans fat butter. 1.3147 0.03832 251 191 41 19
294 These are so good they're illegal. 1.3147 0.04007 232 177 37 18
295 I only have pies for you. 1.3146 0.04046 213 160 39 14
296 Hey. First one’s free. 1.3143 0.03854 245 186 41 18
297 Sorry ... I didn’t mean to just crepe up on you like that. 1.3142 0.03805 261 200 40 21
298 Listen, I can’t promise that these cakes aren’t hot. 1.3140 0.03797 258 197 41 20
299 I got gluten. I got sugar. I got fat. 1.3140 0.03875 258 199 37 22
300 She knew what he was doing and it wasn't going to work. They had both agreed that what happens on the baking show stays on the baking show. 1.3137 0.03621 255 190 50 15
301 Al said you'd know what to do with this. 1.3136 0.03864 236 178 42 16
302 Trade tensions with Canada, and the resultant maple syrup tariffs, lead to rampant urban lawlessness 1.3130 0.03926 246 189 37 20
303 This is the grand opening of the Hole-In-The-Wall Eatery. 1.3128 0.03647 243 180 50 13
304 Is this your first day as waiter? 1.3125 0.03728 272 209 41 22
305 Pssst! Want to cheat on your diet with me? 1.3125 0.03734 256 194 44 18
306 This stollen is a steal. 1.3122 0.03850 237 179 42 16
307 It's an outside upside down cake. 1.3120 0.03595 266 200 49 17
308 How do I know these cakes aren’t hot? 1.3120 0.03879 250 192 38 20
309 Gluten free, fat free, sugar free, lactose free, taste free, here, it's free, take it. 1.3117 0.03696 247 185 47 15
310 Pssst...Vermont Crack: gluten, butter cream, maple syrup, cbd... 1.3117 0.03912 247 190 37 20
311 This is the real Belgian stuff. 1.3117 0.04106 231 179 32 20
312 Psst, want something not locally sourced? 1.3116 0.03723 276 213 40 23
313 The bakery's back door service has been booming since that cycle studio moved in next door. 1.3115 0.03651 260 196 47 17
314 Barbra didn't really understand when she ordered the The Endless Pancakes ... 1.3114 0.04282 228 180 25 23
315 I knew you were coming, so I . . . . . . . 1.3110 0.03874 254 196 37 21
316 Excuse me, but I believe you lost this while at the gym last week. 1.3110 0.03874 254 196 37 21
317 Pssst. Buckwheat with real butter and maple syrup. Cash only. 1.3103 0.03515 261 194 53 14
318 It was at this point when Nancy realized that the low-carb diet craze had gone too far. 1.3103 0.03707 232 172 48 12
319 It’s the pure stuff: white flour, white sugar, and gluten. Your first bite is free. 1.3100 0.04035 229 176 35 18
320 No one need ever know. 1.3095 0.03769 252 192 42 18
321 Crêpes à la Creep, Madam? 1.3095 0.03684 252 190 46 16
322 Five dollars and we can make this whole birthday go away. 1.3092 0.03758 249 189 43 17
323 Yeah, I sell other drugs but sugar has the biggest demand. 1.3092 0.03785 262 202 39 21
324 Honey, one bite of this and you'll wish I was only pushing drugs. 1.3091 0.03470 275 206 53 16
325 These things are selling like hotcakes. 1.3088 0.03417 272 202 56 14
326 Shop local while you still can. 1.3080 0.03451 263 195 55 13
327 Harry, Are you going to desert me again? 1.3080 0.03734 263 202 41 20
328 Psst! Pancakes with tariff-free Canadian maple syrup? 1.3077 0.03776 247 188 42 17
329 Why do people think that nothing good comes out of dark alleys? 1.3074 0.03350 270 199 59 12
330 Psst. Genuine carbs here. Gluten. Corn syrup. Palm oil. The real deal. 1.3074 0.03913 257 201 33 23
331 Hey, you looking for some gluten? 1.3074 0.03909 231 176 39 16
332 Who's to know? 1.3067 0.03685 238 178 47 13
333 Our anniversary was on Monday. 1.3062 0.03938 258 203 31 24
334 Jenny? Jenny Craig? 1.3061 0.03838 245 188 39 18
335 You're still a wolf in chef's clothing. 1.3059 0.03812 255 197 38 20
336 It's the last one and I want to go home. 1.3057 0.03592 265 201 47 17
337 'Psst...want some free pancakes?' he said, syruptitiously. 1.3056 0.03719 252 192 43 17
338 Pssst...I got gluten, sugar, white flour, shortening, maraschinos... 1.3052 0.03662 249 188 46 15
339 You looking for high fructose corn syrup? Keep your head down and come with me. 1.3049 0.03736 246 187 43 16
340 pssst...you can have it AND eat it...! 1.3048 0.03352 269 199 58 12
341 Death by chocolate, for your cheating husband. 1.3048 0.03359 292 220 55 17
342 Woah don’t crepe up on me like that! 1.3045 0.03722 243 184 44 15
343 Dark Alley" - it's a meal kit service for those who want to know even less about where their food comes from 1.3045 0.03619 266 203 45 18
344 Sure I'm a stranger, but it's not candy. 1.3043 0.03748 253 194 41 18
345 Hey lady, you lookin' for a quick sugar rush? 1.3043 0.03577 253 190 49 14
346 When Janice saw what awaited her in the alley, she knew her bad day was going to get much, much worse. It was the icing on the cake. 1.3043 0.03748 253 194 41 18
347 You get two more wishes. 1.3043 0.03620 253 191 47 15
348 Back-alley bakers: the only place to find old-fashioned tasty treats containing real butter, sugar and eggs. 1.3038 0.03511 260 195 51 14
349 I used to have a food blog, but now I enjoy sharing my life story in person. 1.3038 0.03594 260 197 47 16
350 Psst, full gluten pancakes. 1.3036 0.03723 247 188 43 16
351 Piece be with you Ma'am...... 1.3035 0.03580 257 194 48 15
352 Psst - it's made with white flour and processed sugar. 1.3035 0.03826 257 200 36 21
353 The trick was heating the trashcan to 350 degrees. 1.3031 0.03565 254 191 49 14
354 I saw on Facebook that today's your birthday. 1.3031 0.03898 254 199 33 22
355 Psst, wanna buy some 'hot' cakes? 1.3029 0.03580 274 210 45 19
356 Would you like your just deserts? 1.3028 0.03891 251 196 34 21
357 Look, you should snag these babies while you can. Because they're sellin' like ... well, you know. 1.3025 0.03676 238 179 46 13
358 It's not illegal, yet. 1.3021 0.03803 235 179 41 15
359 We're like a pop-up shop with lower overhead. 1.3020 0.03596 255 193 47 15
360 I assure you, they are NOT 'selling like hotcakes.' 1.3020 0.03639 255 194 45 16
361 I've brought home the bacon for 33 years, Larry; you dig up Cindy's Easy Bake Oven and what, I bow? 1.3017 0.04078 242 192 27 23
362 With all these Christian bakeries, somebody's gotta sell Devil's Food Cake. 1.3016 0.03668 252 192 44 16
363 No ma'am. The gluten free alley is two blocks over. 1.3016 0.03795 252 195 38 19
364 Sugar, butter, eggs. Whipped cream. If you get caught, you don't know me. There will be no one to help you. 1.3015 0.03779 272 214 34 24
365 What, you've never seen an alley cake before? 1.3013 0.03850 239 184 38 17
366 I'm a short order crook." 1.3013 0.03895 239 185 36 18
367 It starts with pancakes. Next thing you know you're running guns to North Korea. 1.3012 0.03653 249 189 45 15
368 Hey lady, looking for a good time? 1.3012 0.03826 249 193 37 19
369 Psst! Gluten! GMOs! High fructose corn syrup! 1.3008 0.03944 246 193 32 21
370 Despite being between storefronts, Jerry swore to keep his pancake business alive. 1.3008 0.03772 246 189 40 17
371 Clara suddenly realized that no number of cherry pancakes could satisfy her lust for excitement, no matter how illicitly acquired. 1.3008 0.03591 246 185 48 13
372 Hey lady, you lookin' to score some gluten? I can hook you up with some real restaurant grade stuff. 1.3008 0.03815 246 190 38 18
373 Keep moving, nothing to eat here. 1.3008 0.03584 256 194 47 15
374 Our algorithm predicted you'd be craving this. 1.3004 0.03667 243 184 45 14
375 Just give me your syrup and nobody gets hurt. 1.3004 0.03518 263 199 49 15
376 Little did Vera know that she was about to ignore her mother’s warning, “Never accept pancakes from strangers in alleys.” 1.3004 0.03385 283 214 53 16
377 This isn't for you, keep walking lady. 1.3000 0.03415 270 203 53 14
378 You’re witnessing Ch 1 coverage of a live sugar deal going down in the Abstinence District. Details at 5:00. 1.3000 0.03627 260 199 44 17
379 It’s not a knock off, it’s a real Martha Stewart 1.3000 0.03640 250 190 45 15
380 I knew I should have deleted that pancake-sharing app. 1.3000 0.03748 260 202 38 20
381 The name's Jack. Flap Jack. 1.3000 0.03611 270 208 43 19
382 This IS my restaurant. I'm trying to save on overhead. 1.3000 0.03460 260 195 52 13
383 Would you like some devil's food . . . little girl? 1.3000 0.03748 260 202 38 20
384 Saw a crêpe-y guy in the alley today... 1.2996 0.03600 267 205 44 18
385 I thought you were bringing home the bacon. 1.2996 0.03486 257 193 51 13
386 Your mother-in-law will never know it's a knock off 1.2996 0.03776 237 181 41 15
387 Psst - 500 calories, but I can let you have it for 250! 1.2996 0.03728 237 180 43 14
388 Pssst. You the broad with the Paleo diet husband? 1.2992 0.03599 254 193 46 15
389 It's a 24-carrot cake, but I'll let you have it for five bucks. 1.2991 0.03925 224 172 37 15
390 I'm more of a cake dealer than a cake boss. 1.2987 0.03890 231 178 37 16
391 Don't tempt me, George. I've already eaten all of my feelings this winter. 1.2984 0.03745 248 191 40 17
392 If we were in Amsterdam and you were a man, I'd be a woman in a window trying to lure you in, but this is New York and you're a woman on a diet. So, how 'bout some cake? 1.2984 0.03701 248 190 42 16
393 Pssst...we got more LGBT wedding stuff around back. 1.2983 0.03762 238 182 41 15
394 Psst, we got waffles in the back. 1.2982 0.03563 228 169 50 9
395 If you got the bed, I got the breakfast... 1.2980 0.03732 245 188 41 16
396 You can't get these on Amazon. 1.2978 0.03312 272 203 57 12
397 Okay, so I’m a creep selling crepes. 1.2978 0.03701 225 169 45 11
398 Back again? You still owe me for the baked Alaska. 1.2977 0.03644 262 202 42 18
399 I’m trying to build my street edibility. 1.2975 0.03808 242 187 38 17
400 Walk past the carbs. Walk past the carbs. Walk past the carbs... 1.2971 0.03701 239 182 43 14
401 You look like a woman who could use a little dessert. 1.2971 0.03795 239 184 39 16
402 Your Fitbit said you earned this. 1.2970 0.03483 266 202 49 15
403 I said I wanted cupcakes in this role play, Hank. 1.2969 0.03958 229 178 34 17
404 Can I interest you in the new Trump Tower? 1.2967 0.03614 273 212 41 20
405 Carbs. Get yer carbs here. Carbs. 1.2964 0.03689 253 195 41 17
406 I also like to iron, and I don't mind vacuuming. 1.2964 0.03689 253 195 41 17
407 Psst...white flour,high fructose corn syrup,sodium benzoate,topped with #4 red...cash only. 1.2964 0.03689 253 195 41 17
408 This is where the drive-through would've been. 1.2963 0.03658 243 185 44 14
409 First hand over the money, than we can talk about frosting. 1.2962 0.03619 260 200 43 17
410 Psst! Full-gluten, all GMO, no fiber pancakes with a non-organic strawberry picked by an underpaid foreign worker? 1.2962 0.03896 260 207 29 24
411 With the city's recent influx of self serve restaurants, many a wait staff are left to ply their trade in the streets. 1.2962 0.03494 260 197 49 14
412 When the Gluten-free Hipsters took over “Daves Famous Pancakes” was forced underground. 1.2960 0.03888 250 197 32 21
413 Yeah, it's the real thing. Since the ban, we smuggle the gluten in from France. 1.2960 0.03930 223 172 36 15
414 Psst, I gotta move these fast. Their “hot”cakes. 1.2959 0.03708 267 209 37 21
415 It's gluten, but it ain't free. 1.2955 0.03879 247 194 33 20
416 Guaranteed, no Romaine. 1.2955 0.03415 264 199 52 13
417 I knew you were coming, so ... 1.2952 0.03553 271 209 44 18
418 What's done in the alleyway, stays in the alleyway. 1.2951 0.03454 244 182 52 10
419 Who are you calling Short Stack? 1.2951 0.03825 244 190 36 18
420 Psst...lady you want carbs? 1.2946 0.04065 224 176 30 18
421 Sally, see . . . I can surprise you! 1.2944 0.03782 231 177 40 14
422 Now that sugar is a controlled substance ... 1.2937 0.03529 269 207 45 17
423 Psst. You can have your cake and eat it too. 1.2935 0.03616 276 216 39 21
424 Psst, you looking for trans fat? 1.2934 0.03708 242 186 41 15
425 This is the best I can do while I’m waiting for my food truck permit to be approved. 1.2934 0.03518 242 182 49 11
426 And if you think that makes up for last night, you've got another thing coming 1.2934 0.03799 242 188 37 17
427 It's perfectly legal ... in Amsterdam. 1.2932 0.03712 266 209 36 21
428 Welcome to Paul Manafort's House of Pancakes. 1.2932 0.03712 266 209 36 21
429 Hey, Cupcake, want a pancake? 1.2932 0.03766 249 194 37 18
430 Please bring this tasty cake to Michael Flynn that is definitely not poison compliments of one Mr. Rudy Giuliani. 1.2929 0.03877 239 187 34 18
431 Psst! File cake, Mrs. Manafort? 1.2927 0.03884 246 194 32 20
432 Psst! Lady, I got a random act of kindness for you. 1.2927 0.03664 246 189 42 15
433 Yeah...of course they’re ‘hot’ 1.2924 0.03722 236 181 41 14
434 Your money or Death by Chocolate. 1.2923 0.03651 260 202 40 18
435 Quick, give me the dough. 1.2922 0.03830 243 190 35 18
436 Psst., You into chocolate decadence? 1.2920 0.03622 250 192 43 15
437 And it comes with the recipe, in case your sister-in-law gets suspicious. 1.2920 0.03796 250 196 35 19
438 That's all you got? The other guy is offering lobster with truffles and caviar. 1.2920 0.03364 274 208 52 14
439 I got pure, uncut gluten here. 1.2918 0.03704 233 178 42 13
440 Happy birthday from your Facebook friends, Betty. 1.2917 0.03530 264 203 45 16
441 Take it quick, Gladys! Your doctors aren’t looking! 1.2917 0.03489 264 202 47 15
442 Psst! I got your cake right here. Uncut, 100% Colombian cocoa, full gluten. 1.2915 0.03545 271 210 43 18
443 Those eyes tell me you're longing for a little gluten. 1.2912 0.03679 261 204 38 19
444 It’s without kale. 1.2910 0.03541 244 185 47 12
445 Psst, psst. They're hot cakes. Just take one and keep walking. 1.2909 0.03470 275 212 46 17
446 Hey lady! Tired of egg whites and whole wheat toast for breakfast? Wanna live a little? 1.2908 0.03782 251 197 35 19
447 Psst, hey lady. Want some “hot” cakes? 1.2905 0.03617 241 184 44 13
448 Gluten AND nuts! Live dangerously! 1.2904 0.03495 272 210 45 17
449 Sorry, more of a waffle girl myself. 1.2902 0.03569 255 196 44 15
450 Give me the birthday candles and no one gets hurt! 1.2897 0.03727 252 197 37 18
451 " Someone left the cakes out in the rain..." 1.2896 0.03736 259 204 35 20
452 Psst,hey lady, got some nice pancakes loaded with gluten and carbs. No one will have to know. 1.2891 0.03557 256 197 44 15
453 Psst. . . want some gluten? 1.2890 0.03492 263 202 46 15
454 Gluten. Check it out. 1.2890 0.03534 263 203 44 16
455 Jan had not expected her post-holiday diet to get off to such a rocky start. 1.2888 0.03855 232 181 35 16
456 Psst. You CAN eat it too. 1.2887 0.03315 284 217 52 15
457 Lovingly baked by undocumented children. 1.2886 0.03609 246 189 43 14
458 Lady, you don't ask if they're hot. 1.2886 0.03700 246 191 39 16
459 Is it fattening....c'mon would I lie to you? 1.2885 0.03476 260 199 47 14
460 Pssst! ... got yer gluten right here. 1.2884 0.03536 267 207 43 17
461 Your family will believe it's homemade. 1.2881 0.03638 243 187 42 14
462 Psst, is your name Suzette? 1.2881 0.03730 243 189 38 16
463 Lady, this is a stickup... Oh crap, I left the gun and took the cannoli 1.2881 0.03591 243 186 44 13
464 My wife deserted me. 1.2881 0.03821 243 191 34 18
465 The first one is free, lady. 1.2880 0.03787 250 197 34 19
466 What! You never bought from a street vendor before. 1.2879 0.03354 264 200 52 12
467 I'm not panhandling -- I'm just handling the pan. 1.2879 0.03354 264 200 52 12
468 Lookin’ for gluten? 1.2878 0.03322 278 212 52 14
469 For you I can give eight layers for the price of seven. 1.2875 0.03422 240 180 51 9
470 Got Milk? 1.2874 0.03642 247 191 41 15
471 Psst, full stack, high gluten. 1.2874 0.03573 254 196 43 15
472 Hotcakes sell like drugs around here 1.2874 0.03711 261 206 35 20
473 In New York, even the back alleys go through gentrification 1.2868 0.03700 258 203 36 19
474 We've re-branded to International Alley of Pancakes. 1.2863 0.03607 241 185 43 13
475 Psst. I got your gluten fix right here. 1.2863 0.03629 248 192 41 15
476 And it's all locally sourced. 1.2857 0.03605 259 202 40 17
477 Were you followed? The FDA has been sniffing around. 1.2857 0.03658 245 190 40 15
478 There's a fork exchange at the next corner. 1.2857 0.03499 252 193 46 13
479 Give me the purse or I'll stick this to your ribs. 1.2857 0.03375 266 203 50 13
480 It's a front for my real cash cow, Vermont maple syrup. 1.2857 0.03956 231 183 30 18
481 Psst. I got your gluten, your non-organics, your peanut content, alar apples, hormone beef, vintage cyclamates....whatta ya need? 1.2857 0.03779 238 186 36 16
482 Psst! It has gluten AND real butter. 1.2852 0.03617 270 213 37 20
483 Deals off,I said waffles. 1.2852 0.03501 270 210 43 17
484 Give me that purse or I’ll make you eat these carbs. 1.2852 0.03501 270 210 43 17
485 Psst, real pancakes with gluten and high fructose corn syrup. The first one's free. C'mon, you know you want it. 1.2851 0.03734 242 189 37 16
486 Hey, hotcakes! No, really, I have hotcakes. 1.2851 0.03594 242 186 43 13
487 Welcome to the International Flop House of Pancakes. 1.2846 0.03735 246 193 36 17
488 Sure, I sold pot til legalization. 1.2845 0.03574 239 183 44 12
489 Psst! It has gluten! 1.2840 0.03648 250 195 39 16
490 It’s been calling your name. 1.2840 0.03811 243 192 33 18
491 Pssst. Transfats, high fructose corn syrup, red dye #2, BHA, BHT. Good shit. 1.2839 0.03701 236 183 39 14
492 Psst! Interested in breakfast from Tiffany's with no ambiance surcharge? 1.2837 0.03281 282 216 52 14
493 Barry's alleyway pop-up concludes its fifteen minutes of fame. 1.2836 0.03476 268 208 44 16
494 Will bake for work. 1.2835 0.03455 261 201 46 14
495 Psst, lady, these are the real deal. Homemade with bleached flour, partially hydrogenated coconut oil and lots of high fructose corn syrup. 1.2833 0.03683 233 180 40 13
496 It’s a pssstrie.” 1.2832 0.03654 226 173 42 11
497 Are you Ms.Betty Crocker? I’d like to have a word about this “makes 8-10” nonsense. 1.2829 0.03591 251 195 41 15
498 Gluten! I got gluten! 1.2829 0.03635 251 196 39 16
499 And her hunger burns. So she starts to roam the streets at night. And she learns how to steal, and she learns how to fight. In the gateau. 1.2828 0.03661 244 190 39 15
500 Welcome to the International Filthy Alley of Pancakes. 1.2828 0.03707 244 191 37 16
501 Fine line between pop up shop and random guy on the street. 1.2827 0.03783 237 186 35 16
502 I knew you were coming so I baked a cake. 1.2825 0.03424 269 208 46 15
503 Psst, lady, wanna buy some hot cakes? 1.2825 0.03734 269 216 30 23
504 Don’t give up. Even IHOP started as a hole in the wall. 1.2824 0.03594 255 199 40 16
505 IHOP, half price. 1.2823 0.03528 248 191 44 13
506 Pssst. I can give you pre-tariff pricing on banana pancakes. 1.2819 0.03898 227 179 32 16
507 If you get it from me, the calories don't count. 1.2816 0.03602 245 190 41 14
508 Psssst – I got the good stuff. It's got gluten. 1.2816 0.03507 277 218 40 19
509 Hey kid, you wanna do some gluten? 1.2815 0.03769 238 187 35 16
510 Bundt ... Chiffon ... I can get it. 1.2814 0.03557 263 206 40 17
511 Didn’t mean to crepe up on you...pancake? 1.2812 0.03830 224 175 35 14
512 You look like you need a birthday. 1.2811 0.03422 249 190 48 11
513 Pssst - lookin' for some gluten? 1.2808 0.03458 260 201 45 14
514 Psssst. Full stack, tariff free real Danish butter, tariff free Canadian maple syrup. Domestic cherry. Check it out. 1.2806 0.03432 253 194 47 12
515 Happy Birthday, Lois. 1.2803 0.03755 239 188 35 16
516 Just slip out the flap, Jack. 1.2803 0.03585 264 208 38 18
517 We call it alley food. It's better than anything you'll get on the street. 1.2802 0.03685 232 180 39 13
518 Gluten? 1.2802 0.03736 257 205 32 20
519 It's a niche operation, but right up your alley. 1.2797 0.03446 261 202 45 14
520 Pssst... wanna score some gluten? 1.2797 0.03654 261 207 35 19
521 Psst, all gluten, all butter... 1.2797 0.03691 236 184 38 14
522 Listen lady, I'm not dealing junk here. Of course the toothpick came out clean." 1.2795 0.03420 254 195 47 12
523 I eliminate the middleman and pass the savings on to you. 1.2795 0.03597 254 199 39 16
524 pssssssssst.........Gluten! 1.2795 0.03818 229 180 34 15
525 Hey lady... black market calories don't count! 1.2794 0.03431 272 212 44 16
526 Please Gwen. Give me another chance. I promised I changed... my recipe. 1.2794 0.03622 247 193 39 15
527 I got the money, Louie. Just don’t squeal to my kids. 1.2794 0.03483 247 190 45 12
528 I'll trade you this for whatever's in that bag. 1.2792 0.03451 265 206 44 15
529 Better than the diamond ring in Paris, but it's still no. 1.2792 0.03501 240 184 45 11
530 Crappiest severance package ever! 1.2788 0.03535 269 212 39 18
531 41% of all New Yorkers believe that pancakes should be legalized. 1.2786 0.03477 262 204 43 15
532 Does this apron make me look fat? 1.2786 0.03681 262 209 33 20
533 No healthy ingredients. 1.2786 0.03477 262 204 43 15
534 These pancakes are dope. 1.2784 0.03628 255 201 37 17
535 It contains four-and-twenty former Trump insiders, all threatening to sing. 1.2780 0.03864 241 193 29 19
536 Spare some syrup? 1.2780 0.03710 259 207 32 20
537 You've heard of alley cats, well, we're Alley Cakes. Hi, I'm Ali. 1.2778 0.03404 270 210 45 15
538 This is the only place I can get carbs in Los Angeles! 1.2778 0.03919 216 170 32 14
539 Pancake Alley, hailed as the city's most exciting new pop-up dining experience, is now open for business. 1.2778 0.03451 234 178 47 9
540 Thanks but I've had better offers 1.2776 0.03629 263 209 35 19
541 Psst. I've got that good syrup. Straight from Vermont. 1.2774 0.03409 274 214 44 16
542 Psst...wanna taste gluten? 1.2774 0.03448 274 215 42 17
543 Psst, lady! Like fruitcake but embarrassed to be seen buying it in a store? 1.2773 0.03572 256 201 39 16
544 Oh, a sidewalk sale! 1.2771 0.03412 249 191 47 11
545 Yes, virtual storefront, virtual calories - you can have your cake and eat it too. 1.2767 0.03812 253 204 28 21
546 Hey, pssst, need some gluten? 1.2767 0.03600 253 199 38 16
547 Happy birthday from all the guys stalking you on social media! 1.2765 0.03369 264 204 47 13
548 My mother told me never to take candy from strangers, but she didn't say anything about pancakes! 1.2763 0.03719 228 178 37 13
549 Black Market Carbs 1.2763 0.03430 257 199 45 13
550 You had me at gluten free. 1.2763 0.03603 257 203 37 17
551 Wow, IHOP really went downhill after the name change. 1.2762 0.03452 239 183 46 10
552 That's right, it's a damn fruitcake. 1.2760 0.03689 221 171 39 11
553 Psst. You lookin' for gluten? 1.2760 0.03584 250 196 39 15
554 Psst. These cakes just fell off a truck. 1.2759 0.03260 261 199 52 10
555 You a foodie? I got what you need. 1.2757 0.03654 243 191 37 15
556 I’m lost, can you lead me to the blind chef competition over on 23rd St.? 1.2756 0.03544 254 199 40 15
557 It’s pure. Real butter. Whole cream. White flour. And loads of pure white granulated sugar. 1.2756 0.03588 254 200 38 16
558 The powder on top isn't sugar 1.2755 0.03683 265 213 31 21
559 Keep moving please mam, undercover police training in progress. 1.2754 0.03426 276 217 42 17
560 You can have my cake and eat it too. 1.2753 0.03520 247 192 42 13
561 Pssst... You like gluten? 1.2751 0.03604 269 215 34 20
562 Psst, wanna taste a carb? 1.2750 0.03588 240 187 40 13
563 Better get one while you can. These things are going like hot cakes. 1.2750 0.03731 240 190 34 16
564 Psst... I got the gluten ones 1.2747 0.03710 233 183 36 14
565 Street cake. It's now a thing. 1.2745 0.03259 255 194 52 9
566 Buy it and I'll toss in a Rolex. 1.2745 0.03618 255 202 36 17
567 A couple short stacks fell off the truck, if you know what I mean. 1.2745 0.03306 255 195 50 10
568 Just stick 'em under my sweater - they're gonna end up there anyway! 1.2745 0.03532 255 200 40 15
569 ... the Pancake Man ISN'T real ... the Pancake Man ISN'T real ... the Pancake Man ISN'T real ... 1.2745 0.03702 255 204 32 19
570 Pssst. Have it. Eat it too. I won't tell. 1.2742 0.03599 248 195 38 15
571 Hey baby, wanna come up and see my griddle? 1.2742 0.03733 248 198 32 18
572 Dark, dark chocolate cake lady...dark, very dark... 1.2741 0.03272 259 198 51 10
573 Carbs are not a crime. 1.2739 0.03792 230 182 33 15
574 It's a rescue from the cake pound. 1.2739 0.03623 241 189 38 14
575 Care for some hidden calories? 1.2735 0.03646 234 183 38 13
576 I said no the first time 1.2735 0.03764 245 196 31 18
577 Pssst... ya wanna sneak some carbs? 1.2735 0.03719 245 195 33 17
578 Pssst…I'm the baker's man. Here's that Patty-Cake you and your granddaughter keep ordering. 1.2734 0.03419 267 209 43 15
579 They're cut with pure maple. 1.2734 0.03501 267 211 39 17
580 I put the "hot" in "hot cakes." 1.2734 0.03460 267 210 41 16
581 If you eat cake in a dark alley, the calories don't count. 1.2731 0.03586 249 196 38 15
582 Welcome to Pancake Alley. 1.2731 0.03343 271 211 46 14
583 There's no high like a carb high" 1.2727 0.03590 253 200 37 16
584 Free sample ma’am? I’m in ‘Outside Sales’ for Costco. 1.2727 0.03365 253 195 47 11
585 My mother's recipe. Dad had this spot for twenty two years. And for you, a real deal. 1.2727 0.03502 253 198 41 14
586 This cake is infused with warm family memories and an unshakable belief in a loving God. 1.2724 0.03464 257 201 42 14
587 Lost my lease, but not my baking skills. 1.2723 0.03633 235 184 38 13
588 Because I knew you were coming, that’s why... 1.2723 0.03859 224 178 31 15
589 The bad news is that I'm going to rob you. The good news is that this consolation cake is gluten-free. 1.2720 0.03340 261 202 47 12
590 Psst, lady, want some gluten? 1.2720 0.03512 261 206 39 16
591 As luck would have it my food truck is in the repair shop. 1.2720 0.03341 250 192 48 10
592 Alright lady, hand over the purse or it's death by chocolate 1.2720 0.03618 250 198 36 16
593 Tariff-free crepes? 1.2720 0.03574 250 197 38 15
594 Could you spare $10 for some maple syrup? 1.2720 0.03541 239 186 41 12
595 Psst....you wanna score some gluten? 1.2717 0.03595 265 212 34 19
596 Pssst. I've got the real deal. Full gluten and everything. 1.2717 0.03664 254 203 33 18
597 See more cakes like this online at alleycakes.com" 1.2717 0.03445 254 198 43 13
598 Sorry. The cops are cracking down on cupcakes. 1.2716 0.03611 232 181 39 12
599 Are you a registered voter? 1.2714 0.03230 269 207 51 11
600 Psst! It’s got sugar, gluten, egg yolks.....Hurry up! Before the cops come! 1.2714 0.03478 269 213 39 17
601 You want to buy some really hot cakes? 1.2713 0.03581 258 205 36 17
602 Psst, want something NOT gluten-free? 1.2713 0.03556 247 194 39 14
603 Most of the recipe has been redacted 1.2713 0.03647 247 196 35 16
604 Don’t be shy, you know you want it, the first bite is free. 1.2713 0.03462 247 192 43 12
605 I prefer to call it Room Service for the homeless. 1.2711 0.03281 273 212 48 13
606 Please support your homeless chef. 1.2710 0.03458 262 206 41 15
607 The neighborhood's danger suddenly revealed itself. 1.2710 0.03372 262 204 45 13
608 I forgot it was Passover-I'll Knock 2.98 off the price and pretend we never met. 1.2710 0.03328 262 203 47 12
609 No, we're the alley next to the House of Pancakes. 1.2710 0.03582 262 209 35 18
610 I think these will be right up your alley. 1.2708 0.03577 240 188 39 13
611 This is a cake you can have and eat it too. 1.2708 0.03528 240 187 41 12
612 Can I interest you in some free range cake? 1.2708 0.03626 240 189 37 14
613 Helen had heard that companies were using here data for marketing but didn’t realise they could now read her thoughts 1.2708 0.03813 240 193 29 18
614 Special clearance. Last year's fruitcake just $1.50. 1.2707 0.03503 266 211 38 17
615 The insulin is already baked in. 1.2705 0.03488 244 190 42 12
616 Flapjack the Ripper didn't make as much of a splash as his English cousin. 1.2705 0.03630 244 193 36 15
617 Ugh. I preferred it when you used to wolf whistle 1.2702 0.03497 248 194 41 13
618 The method used by the pastry killer to procure his “real-lady fingers” for his evil tiramisu was not without irony. 1.2700 0.03799 237 190 30 17
619 Ubercake? 1.2700 0.03446 263 207 41 15
620 The boss said to wrap it in something that wouldn't seem obvious. 1.2700 0.03446 263 207 41 15
621 It's uncut 1.2700 0.03404 263 206 43 14
622 Would you like to help me celebrate my birthday? 1.2697 0.03753 241 193 31 17
623 Birthdays, always hiding around the corner. 1.2697 0.03612 241 190 37 14
624 If you got the dough, I got the goods 1.2697 0.03197 267 205 52 10
625 How'ja like some sweet cakes, sweet cakes? 1.2697 0.03326 267 208 46 13
626 We can't say "stacked" any more. They're now an "assembly" of pancakes. By the way, nice assembly there Rose. 1.2695 0.03638 256 205 33 18
627 Here, have your cake and eat it too. 1.2695 0.03509 256 202 39 15
628 Espresso-soaked 5-layer chocolate sponge cake, milk chocolate ganache filling, raspberry coulis, and fluffy whipped cream. Five bucks. 1.2694 0.03476 245 191 42 12
629 Do you want to come up and see my main course? 1.2694 0.03378 245 189 46 10
630 Would you like to try a sample from the city’s smallest pop-up bakery? 1.2692 0.03373 234 179 47 8
631 Psss...I got the good stuff...it has gluten 1.2691 0.03576 249 197 37 15
632 Psst, carbs and sugar. 1.2689 0.03476 264 209 39 16
633 Psst... looking for a little sugar high, lady? 1.2689 0.03350 264 206 45 13
634 You did swipe right on Griddlr 1.2688 0.03446 253 198 42 13
635 Just fell off the Desert Cart. 1.2687 0.03549 227 176 41 10
636 Psst! Looking for a sugar high with no nutritional content whatsoever? 1.2686 0.03158 283 219 52 12
637 Someone left the cake out in the rain, five bucks. 1.2684 0.03404 272 215 41 16
638 This one comes with a file. I made it for The Donald. 1.2683 0.03558 246 194 38 14
639 Do you know how hard it is to get rid of hot cakes? 1.2683 0.03695 246 197 32 17
640 Light and fluffy with just a hint of THC. 1.2683 0.03558 246 194 38 14
641 In recent days the Tribeca pancake cartel have become more brazen 1.2683 0.03415 246 191 44 11
642 The first time is calorie-free. 1.2683 0.03650 246 196 34 16
643 Go ahead, you know you want it. 1.2683 0.03463 246 192 42 12
644 Authentic street food? 1.2682 0.03329 261 203 46 12
645 Agressive pancakehandling. 1.2680 0.03472 250 196 41 13
646 Past! This contains gluten AND dairy. You never saw me. 1.2679 0.03465 265 210 39 16
647 Of course they're hot. They're hotcakes. 1.2678 0.03530 239 187 40 12
648 Psst...wheat...sugar...milk...eggs from caged chickens. 1.2677 0.03568 254 202 36 16
649 This ain't no cakewalk, lady. 1.2677 0.03479 254 200 40 14
650 If the cops ask, you didn’t get your gluten from me. 1.2675 0.03490 243 190 41 12
651 Looking for something with gluten? 1.2675 0.03725 243 195 31 17
652 Psst. Wanna try some gluten? 1.2674 0.03510 273 219 35 19
653 Could you spare some maple syrup? 1.2672 0.03448 262 207 40 15
654 If you know anyone in prison, there's a file inside. 1.2669 0.03551 251 199 37 15
655 Honey please come home. Angelfoodcakeinthealley.com will never work." 1.2667 0.03662 240 191 34 15
656 Gluten, lady. Gluten here. Real primo stuff. 1.2667 0.03563 225 175 40 10
657 Psst...hey lady...you lookin' for some gluten? 1.2664 0.03473 259 205 39 15
658 Psst! Pure chocolate, no weed. 1.2664 0.03386 259 203 43 13
659 If you're a member of Amazon prime, I'll give you 10% off 1.2664 0.03477 244 191 41 12
660 Spare candles? 1.2664 0.03681 229 181 35 13
661 And this was the day that I learned the only way to stop a bad guy with pancakes is a good guy with pancakes. 1.2661 0.03391 248 193 44 11
662 Back alley confectionist 1.2661 0.03532 248 196 38 14
663 Now that’s what I call a nice stack. 1.2661 0.03427 233 180 44 9
664 Psst. You wanna score some gluten, sugar and transfats? 1.2659 0.03442 267 212 39 16
665 3.14159265359 1.2659 0.03400 267 211 41 15
666 Dont' wait! They're selling like hotcakes! 1.2659 0.03583 252 201 35 16
667 They don't call it a sugar high for nothing. 1.2659 0.03538 252 200 37 15
668 Welcome to I Hop Out at You! 1.2658 0.03740 237 190 31 16
669 Today’s POP-UP BAKERY Special” 1.2658 0.03442 237 184 43 10
670 Black market forest, of course. 1.2658 0.03544 237 186 39 12
671 Hey – I got gluten here. 1.2653 0.03560 245 194 37 14
672 They will never know you didn’t bake it yourself. 1.2653 0.03367 245 190 45 10
673 This is a hold up! The knife is in the cake. 1.2653 0.03416 245 191 43 11
674 Careful, I’ve got a knife. 1.2653 0.03698 245 197 31 17
675 Can you spare a Yelp. ma'am? 1.2653 0.03743 245 198 29 18
676 Hey, got a great deal for you on a used birthday cake. 1.2653 0.03416 245 191 43 11
677 Hey lady - you wanna buy a "hot" cake? 1.2652 0.03259 279 219 46 14
678 Psst, I got carbs here. 1.2650 0.03572 234 184 38 12
679 The good news is they're hot. So is the bad news. 1.2648 0.03792 219 174 32 13
680 They are selling like hotcakes 1.2647 0.03480 238 186 41 11
681 Yelp did say finding the store was a piece of cake. 1.2646 0.03308 257 200 46 11
682 Pssst. Get your carbs here. Cheap. 1.2643 0.03209 280 219 48 13
683 Pssst... Looking for gluten? 1.2642 0.03685 246 198 31 17
684 Our Facebook analytics suggest that you are about walk in and order this. 1.2640 0.03461 250 197 40 13
685 Last week, I'm star baker. This week, Paul Hollywood says it's 'underbaked' and kicks me off the show. 1.2640 0.03598 250 200 34 16
686 PSSSST lady. Wanna go off your diet? 1.2639 0.03295 269 211 45 13
687 Your Tinder profile says you like pancakes. 1.2639 0.03209 269 209 49 11
688 The real deal. All the gluten you can eat. 1.2639 0.03378 269 213 41 15
689 Wow! You remembered! 1.2638 0.03469 254 201 39 14
690 Hey lady, you looking for a good time? 1.2638 0.03686 254 206 29 19
691 Aunt Jemima’s usually my dealer. 1.2636 0.03567 239 189 37 13
692 You interested in getting baked? 1.2636 0.03567 239 189 37 13
693 'Do I look like a coke dealer?' 1.2636 0.03468 239 187 41 11
694 Psst. With real sugar 1.2634 0.03622 243 194 34 15
695 They're sellin' like hot cakes 1.2634 0.03328 243 188 46 9
696 Psst! Wanna cheat on your Paleo? 1.2634 0.03395 262 207 41 14
697 The word on the street is that you're a foodie. 1.2632 0.03392 247 193 43 11
698 Mighty fine low carb diet you got there. Shame if something happened to it. 1.2632 0.03565 266 215 32 19
699 Your Uber Eats order, ma'am. 1.2632 0.03129 285 222 51 12
700 Hey there, hotcakes. 1.2630 0.03284 270 212 45 13
701 Pssst, Lady, I got Gluten here. 1.2629 0.03540 251 200 36 15
702 First layer is free 1.2629 0.03449 251 198 40 13
703 Flapjacks are a gateway cake. 1.2629 0.03540 251 200 36 15
704 That’s right. I’m the cake boss. 1.2629 0.03585 251 201 34 16
705 Carbs, Carbs, got your carbs right here. 1.2629 0.03535 232 182 39 11
706 The diamonds are between layer 2 and 3. Wait! You're not Guido's wife! 1.2625 0.03404 240 187 43 10
707 Just have a taste - your nutritionist won't hear a thing. 1.2625 0.03603 240 191 35 14
708 Psst....gluten! 1.2624 0.03551 263 212 33 18
709 Psssst..... Hey lady, wanna buy a hot cake? 1.2622 0.03349 267 211 42 14
710 Psst, you want gluten? I also got dairy, high fructose corn syrup, even GMO, whatever you need. 1.2621 0.03613 248 199 33 16
711 Psst! Want some 'hot' pancakes? 1.2621 0.03380 248 194 43 11
712 Pssst! How 'bout some gluten? 1.2619 0.03483 252 200 38 14
713 Wanna see my icings? 1.2617 0.03445 256 203 39 14
714 Customer choked on a chicken bone so he couldn't do dessert. Want it? 1.2616 0.03777 237 192 28 17
715 Yes, there IS a patty cake man. Join me? 1.2614 0.03580 264 214 31 19
716 Hash, heroin, gluten? 1.2614 0.03329 264 208 43 13
717 The middle layers never touched the floor. 1.2614 0.03329 264 208 43 13
718 Psst ... this is the real stuff ... not gluten-free, lots of sugar too. 1.2611 0.03804 226 182 29 15
719 Pssst! Real sugar! 1.2610 0.03462 249 197 39 13
720 Psst. Non-gluten free. 1.2610 0.03689 249 202 29 18
721 It's not only free, it's got gluten. 1.2609 0.03332 253 198 44 11
722 No, this is the Back of the House of Pancakes. 1.2609 0.03188 253 195 50 8
723 Hey, you there.. want some gluten? 1.2607 0.03251 257 200 47 10
724 Voulez-vous crêper avec moi? 1.2605 0.03264 261 204 46 11
725 The file in here ain’t gonna saw by itself. 1.2604 0.03647 265 217 27 21
726 Pssst, Lady...you wanna party? 1.2604 0.03527 265 214 33 18
727 Face your worst fears and enter Gluten Alley! 1.2603 0.03528 242 192 37 13
728 If you bake it, she will come. 1.2603 0.03490 219 170 41 8
729 Death by chocolate? 1.2602 0.03368 269 214 40 15
730 Thanks but I have a prescription for it. 1.2602 0.03409 269 215 38 16
731 Made with trans fats, high fructose corn syrup, and every gluten you can think of. 1.2602 0.03242 269 211 46 12
732 I don't wan't to role play anymore. 1.2599 0.03530 277 226 30 21
733 Pssst! Yummy pancakes. What happens in the alley stays in the alley. 1.2598 0.03177 254 196 50 8
734 Just blow out the candle and keep walking 1.2598 0.03413 254 201 40 13
735 Only a very special kind of woman would be lured into an alley by a fruitcake. 1.2597 0.03641 231 184 34 13
736 If Monica won't come to the short stack, the short stack must go to Monica. 1.2594 0.03506 239 189 38 12
737 It is not pan handling, it is pancaking--$2 each 1.2594 0.03605 239 191 34 14
738 Pssst...Saturated fats? 1.2594 0.03307 266 210 43 13
739 'Morning, Ma'am. Could you help a recently fired FBI operative attempt to make ends meet? 1.2590 0.03438 251 199 39 13
740 You looking to score some gluten? 1.2588 0.03446 255 203 38 14
741 The first one's gluten-free. 1.2588 0.03925 228 187 23 18
742 It's not just at Christmas, ma'am - alley food is the next big thing 1.2587 0.03539 259 209 33 17
743 Pssst! Get your sugar high right here. Pure, uncut sugar. 1.2586 0.03627 232 185 34 13
744 Are you the lady who ordered the "hot" cakes? 1.2586 0.03303 232 179 46 7
745 Don't ask questions. Just take the fruitcake. 1.2586 0.03458 263 211 36 16
746 Comfort food for a constitutional crisis? 1.2586 0.03286 263 207 44 12
747 They are free lady, the board of health is in the kitchen! 1.2584 0.03339 267 212 41 14
748 Did you want it boxed or are you pretending it's home-baked? 1.2583 0.03543 240 191 36 13
749 They're hot. 1.2583 0.03687 240 194 30 16
750 Finally, a REAL Cake Walk 1.2582 0.03644 244 197 31 16
751 Psst! These are made with gluten. 1.2582 0.03690 244 198 29 17
752 Syrup is two blocks over. 1.2579 0.03379 252 199 41 12
753 Hey, you wanna buy some pancakes? They're hot. 1.2576 0.03362 264 210 40 14
754 A clown with a pie is so cliche´ 1.2574 0.03520 237 188 37 12
755 First give your money to the kid on the corner." 1.2574 0.03620 237 190 33 14
756 Pssst...looking for a good time? 1.2570 0.03451 249 198 38 13
757 Pssst... Got Milk? 1.2568 0.03240 257 201 46 10
758 Psst. The first one's free. 1.2567 0.03253 261 205 45 11
759 Pssst. Hey lady. Wanna buy some primo carbs? 1.2566 0.03578 226 179 36 11
760 Psst...wanna sugar high? 1.2566 0.03264 265 209 44 12
761 Madame you dropped your hat... 1.2565 0.03590 230 183 35 12
762 If it's not your birthday, just move along, please. 1.2564 0.03200 273 215 46 12
763 This is the Black Forest Market. 1.2564 0.03242 273 216 44 13
764 psst... lookin' for some trans fats? 1.2563 0.03251 277 220 43 14
765 She left me on her birthday 1.2563 0.03655 238 192 31 15
766 Have you seen how much it costs to rent a place in manhattan? 1.2563 0.03404 238 187 41 10
767 Nothing to see here, keep it moving lady 1.2563 0.03456 238 188 39 11
768 This is triple-layer imported Red Velvet, lady. You want dime-store Sara Lee, go to Ralph's freezer section. 1.2562 0.03516 242 193 36 13
769 Five bucks. Have your cake and eat it too. 1.2562 0.03264 242 188 46 8
770 These carbs will be just between you and me... 1.2561 0.03477 246 196 37 13
771 No thank you. I prefer breakfast in bed. 1.2559 0.03214 254 198 47 9
772 I’ll take that in a brown paper bag. 1.2558 0.03275 258 203 44 11
773 There was a huge diamond ring baked into just ONE of these cakes, and . . . YOU MIGHT BE THE WINNER . . .! 1.2555 0.03879 227 186 24 17
774 Trust me, you don’t want to know where we serve dinner. 1.2555 0.03273 274 218 42 14
775 I've got nice watches, too 1.2552 0.03339 239 187 43 9
776 You take the cake. 1.2551 0.03304 243 190 44 9
777 It wasn't always like this...the pancake industry's been a little flat recently... 1.2550 0.03563 251 203 32 16
778 Step on a crack, eat my mother's flapjack, ma'am. 1.2550 0.03563 251 203 32 16
779 Want to get baked? 1.2550 0.03473 251 201 36 14
780 This is a flapjacking! 1.2549 0.03524 255 206 33 16
781 Psst-all gluten, buttery, high sugar goodie, no questions asked. 1.2549 0.03480 255 205 35 15
782 Pssst. It's full of gluten and sugar. No one has to know. 1.2548 0.03442 259 208 36 15
783 Psst- high fat, full sugar, all gluten, nut pancakes 1.2548 0.03363 263 210 39 14
784 You won't find a cake with gluten anywhere else, Ma'am. 1.2547 0.03906 212 172 26 14
785 The first one is free. 1.2547 0.03328 267 213 40 14
786 You told me I take the cake but never told me to where to take it. 1.2546 0.03253 271 215 43 13
787 You can eat it too 1.2544 0.03710 228 184 30 14
788 Where is the Fentanyl laced heroin guy? 1.2542 0.03580 240 193 33 14
789 Good evening, Ma’am, can I interest you in some really hot cakes? 1.2541 0.03393 244 193 40 11
790 If you ain’t lookin’ for gluten, you best keep on scootin’. 1.2541 0.03393 244 193 40 11
791 Pssst, you wanna get fat? 1.2540 0.03356 248 196 41 11
792 Can I interest you in the guilty pleasure of empty calories? 1.2540 0.03321 252 199 42 11
793 Hey Lady, alley-to-table pancakes. You interested? 1.2540 0.03321 252 199 42 11
794 Welcome to Chez Dark Alley. 1.2540 0.03321 252 199 42 11
795 As a former drug dealer, Brian found it hard to stop loitering in alleys. "Line of cake, madam?" 1.2538 0.03516 260 211 32 17
796 Psssst, step right in. Totally nude tarts inside. 1.2538 0.03473 260 210 34 16
797 Best food alley flapjacks in the West 40s" according to Yelp 1.2537 0.03275 268 213 42 13
798 Forks and knives are in the next alley over. 1.2533 0.03590 229 183 34 12
799 Look out for dark alleys. There are some shady characters in the Dessert District. 1.2532 0.03388 233 183 41 9
800 Hey Hot Cakes 1.2532 0.03706 237 193 28 16
801 My wife told me selling crabapple pancakes as street food would lead me down a blind alley. But did I listen? 1.2531 0.03614 241 195 31 15
802 Only cake for 5 blocks 1.2531 0.03262 241 188 45 8
803 Unable to stem the growing tide of legalized marijuana, Congress outlaws fruitcake. 1.2531 0.03709 241 197 27 17
804 Pssst, wanna sweet deal on some hot cakes? 1.2531 0.03468 241 192 37 12
805 When gangsters have customer appreciation day. 1.2531 0.03280 245 192 44 9
806 Empty calories...got your empty calories here. 1.2530 0.03356 253 201 40 12
807 Get your back alley gay wedding cake... 1.2530 0.03493 253 204 34 15
808 Don’t tell me, your mother always said never to accept flourless chocolate tortes from strange pastry chefs 1.2528 0.03221 269 213 44 12
809 Yes, these are definitely hot cakes 1.2528 0.03348 269 216 38 15
810 Want to pull out a plum? 1.2521 0.03553 242 195 33 14
811 I am out of Rolex watches. But this cake is a steal 1.2521 0.03405 242 192 39 11
812 They have just come out with a study that says pancakes make you live longer. Eat it before they change their mind. 1.2521 0.03695 242 198 27 17
813 Legally, it's not a wedding cake so anyone can buy it. 1.2521 0.03405 242 192 39 11
814 Pssst. Want carbs? 1.2520 0.03560 246 199 32 15
815 Looking to get baked....goods? 1.2520 0.03153 254 198 48 8
816 Don’t tell me, they sell like HOT cakes 1.2520 0.03344 254 202 40 12
817 Psst!! Gluten? 1.2520 0.03250 254 200 44 10
818 First carbs are free. 1.2520 0.03297 254 201 42 11
819 I signed an NDA, but let's just say it may or may not be butter. 1.2520 0.03344 254 202 40 12
820 Psst! Baked with GMO, non-organic white flour, margarine, and caged chicken eggs. Cut with sucralose and a tad of aspartame.Cheap! 1.2519 0.03530 258 210 31 17
821 Yes, indeed, they're hot 1.2519 0.03231 262 207 44 11
822 Psst...have some carbs, I promise you won't get hooked... 1.2519 0.03320 262 209 40 13
823 I thought he'd be mad, but all he said was, "You take the cake." 1.2519 0.03371 266 214 37 15
824 My food truck is being repaired, but I can't afford to miss work. 1.2519 0.03124 270 212 48 10
825 Hey. Psst. Hey, lady. Carbs... Be bad. 1.2512 0.03780 207 166 30 11
826 Careful, they’re addictive. 1.2510 0.03531 239 192 34 13
827 Dessert noir? 1.2510 0.03379 239 189 40 10
828 Sam surprised a less than impressed Donna with breakfast in an alley. 1.2510 0.03491 243 195 35 13
829 Psst...these babies just fell off a griddle. 1.2510 0.03393 243 193 39 11
830 Thank you for dining with us, and please enjoy this complimentary dessert: "Alley Surprise". 1.2510 0.03540 243 196 33 14
831 Butter AND Gluten 1.2510 0.03453 247 198 36 13
832 Pssst - gotcha carbs, fats, sugars. Combo-pack $10. 1.2510 0.03223 251 197 45 9
833 Don't ask how I got it, just enjoy the real gluten and butter. 1.2510 0.03223 251 197 45 9
834 Skipping breakfast induces the most vivid hallucinations 1.2510 0.03321 251 199 41 11
835 Number one on the food police most wanted list. 1.2510 0.03462 251 202 35 14
836 The first stack is free. 1.2510 0.03321 251 199 41 11
837 No one will know, 1.2509 0.03188 267 211 45 11
838 Hey, it's cleaner than a Denny's. 1.2509 0.03402 267 216 35 16
839 Street food? 1.2509 0.03232 267 212 43 12
840 Because I just knew you were coming. 1.2509 0.03252 275 220 41 14
841 The darker side of the trans fats ban. 1.2509 0.03273 287 232 38 17
842 Syrup's gonna cost you extra. 1.2509 0.03092 291 231 47 13
843 Have you tried 'Blind Alley Hotcakes'? We only accept cryptocurrency. 1.2500 0.03420 260 210 35 15
844 Stop waffling 1.2500 0.03393 248 198 38 12
845 Homeless, but not flourless. 1.2500 0.03356 252 201 39 12
846 Just don’t tell the Cake Boss where you got this. 1.2500 0.03540 252 205 31 16
847 Here’s your order. Someone stole the door to my bakery!” 1.2500 0.03609 236 191 31 14
848 Psst. We do gay wedding cakes. 1.2500 0.03440 248 199 36 13
849 Psst.I got gluten. 1.2500 0.03449 252 203 35 14
850 I made it with gluten. Very hard to get. 1.2500 0.03254 264 210 42 12
851 Are you the lady that ordered an upside down cake from the inside out? 1.2491 0.03317 281 228 36 17
852 Must keep walking... 1.2491 0.03263 273 219 40 14
853 IHOP's urban guerrilla marketing campaign went live today. 1.2491 0.03338 269 217 37 15
854 The Great Back Alley Baking Show. 1.2491 0.03243 265 211 42 12
855 Check it out. Sugar...butter...GLUTEN. The first taste is free. 1.2490 0.03535 261 214 29 18
856 Your trainer will never find out. 1.2490 0.03216 257 203 44 10
857 They’re dairy free, vegan, lactose free, soy free, gluten free, cholesterol free, carrageenan free, and sugar free, but they may give you gas. 1.2490 0.03445 257 208 34 15
858 You lookin’ for gluten, Lady? 1.2490 0.03532 257 210 30 17
859 Tweets! I said tweets are the way to my heart. 1.2490 0.03183 249 195 46 8
860 Get it before the tariffs hit 1.2490 0.03368 245 195 39 11
861 You’re not with weight watchers are you ? 1.2490 0.03466 245 197 35 13
862 Christmas Crack? 1.2490 0.03354 241 191 40 10
863 Soon to be illegal in Berkley, California! First one is on me. 1.2490 0.03405 241 192 38 11
864 Need a sugar fix? 1.2489 0.03483 233 186 36 11
865 With cannabis legalization sweeping the nation, I've had to branch out. 1.2489 0.03587 233 188 32 13
866 I knew you were coming. 1.2482 0.03382 282 231 32 19
867 Looks are free. You want a taste, it'll cost ya. 1.2481 0.03353 262 211 37 14
868 It's pancakes with a cherry on top. Or a Dagwood sandwich with an olive. It's whatever you want it to be, sweetheart. 1.2481 0.03158 258 203 46 9
869 Uncle Sam doesn't need to know about Aunt Jemima. 1.2481 0.03344 258 207 38 13
870 So what if they're hot? You want 'em or not? 1.2480 0.03425 254 205 35 14
871 Free, to a good home. 1.2480 0.03140 254 199 47 8
872 Free cake for anyone willing to clean up the kitchen. 1.2480 0.03416 250 201 36 13
873 You look much better in in apron than a trench coat. 1.2480 0.03356 246 196 39 11
874 Homemade. Got your homemade here. No receipt. No questions. 1.2480 0.03306 246 195 41 10
875 What CREEPY!? It's just a cake, lady. But, uh, if you want creepy... 1.2480 0.03405 246 197 37 12
876 It's Carb Tuesday after cyber Monday" 1.2479 0.03290 242 191 42 9
877 What year model is that fruitcake? 1.2479 0.03636 242 198 28 16
878 First short stack is always free. 1.2479 0.03573 234 189 32 13
879 Psst. lady. Would you like to adopt a homeless fruitcake? 1.2474 0.02925 291 228 54 9
880 Hey baby... Wanna see my creme fraiche......?? 1.2472 0.03433 267 218 32 17
881 Take a walk on the wild side? 1.2472 0.03221 267 213 42 12
882 No, not hotcakes. Hot cakes. 1.2471 0.03194 259 205 44 10
883 Pssst...more refined sugar than the FDA allows. 1.2471 0.03321 255 204 39 12
884 We call it our Black Market Cake 1.2471 0.03321 255 204 39 12
885 It has gluten and nuts. 1.2470 0.03581 247 202 29 16
886 Hey lady, you want carbs? Real carbs? Got a fresh short stack right here. Completely legal. Just for you. 1.2469 0.03329 243 193 40 10
887 Psst, Lady, wanna buy a hot cake? 1.2469 0.03479 243 196 34 13
888 Psst. Extra gluten? 1.2469 0.03617 239 195 29 15
889 Psst, Wanna get high.... Fructose 1.2469 0.03313 239 189 41 9
890 It's my severance package. 1.2468 0.03560 235 190 32 13
891 Psssst - It's made with flour and butter. For a price it's yours and no one needs to know. 1.2464 0.03655 211 169 32 10
892 I’m your mama, I’m your daddy, I’m that baker in the alley. 1.2463 0.03338 268 217 36 15
893 Stroopwafels from that British Baking Show. Get 'em now before Brexit makes 'em illegal. 1.2463 0.03210 268 214 42 12
894 Can you spare some change for maple syrup? 1.2461 0.03216 256 203 43 10
895 Wanna get sugar high? 1.2460 0.03297 252 201 40 11
896 Back alley weight watchers 1.2460 0.03438 252 204 34 14
897 Excuse me, but, when I discovered edible marijuana, I discovered my passion. 1.2460 0.03391 252 203 36 13
898 Could you try a bite and tell me if it tastes funny? 1.2460 0.03614 248 204 27 17
899 Extra gluten. Check it out. 1.2458 0.03405 240 192 37 11
900 I heard you were coming, so... 1.2458 0.03506 240 194 33 13
901 alley gateau? 1.2454 0.03169 273 218 43 12
902 It’s full of gluten and cream and eggs and sugar. You want it! You know you want it! 1.2454 0.03594 216 173 33 10
903 Yeah, our café doesn’t have the best curb appeal. 1.2454 0.03200 269 215 42 12
904 We know it's your kid's birthday, Alice. 1.2454 0.03156 269 214 44 11
905 Pssst, Lady, you like non-gluten-free? 1.2453 0.03446 265 217 31 17
906 Hello again, Edith. 1.2452 0.03264 261 209 40 12
907 Why not make it a cake walk? 1.2452 0.03264 261 209 40 12
908 The shady back alley deals that started IHOP 1.2451 0.03344 257 207 37 13
909 Here. My mother wants me to marry somebody. 1.2451 0.03285 253 202 40 11
910 Marie Antoinette wanted me to give you these. 1.2450 0.03320 249 199 39 11
911 Pssst...Can I interest you in some "hot" -cakes? 1.2450 0.03170 249 196 45 8
912 Can I interest you in some “hot” cakes? 1.2447 0.03681 237 195 26 16
913 psst, hey lady, need some carbs? 1.2447 0.03583 237 193 30 14
914 This is my side hustle to my side hustle. 1.2445 0.03073 274 217 47 10
915 psst.....care for some "hot" cakes? 1.2444 0.03316 270 219 36 15
916 Your gluten-free support group doesn't need to know a thing. 1.2444 0.03176 266 212 43 11
917 It's reefer laced with a sprinkle of LSD. Some call it angel food. 1.2443 0.03253 262 210 40 12
918 Psst...gluten, carbs, sugar? 1.2442 0.03508 258 212 29 17
919 Gluten, lactose, peanuts .... they're all there... 1.2441 0.03367 254 205 36 13
920 Sensual assault charges against a baker were dropped today after the suspect admitted the ingredients were gluten free. 1.2441 0.03413 254 206 34 14
921 Wanna try an all natural, pumpkin-mint spiced, hemp milk, stevia sweetened, soybean flour, air-cooked, vegan pancake? 1.2440 0.03497 250 204 31 15
922 It's a cake with ZERO calories -- made from recycled leisure suits. 1.2439 0.03489 246 200 32 14
923 Psst...eight hundred calories a slice. First one's free. 1.2438 0.03430 242 195 35 12
924 Best carbs money can buy--and no one has to know. 1.2437 0.03417 238 191 36 11
925 Hey. Hey lady. Carbs? 1.2436 0.03662 234 192 27 15
926 I'm the Cake Man ma'am, Drury Lane is the two blocks over. 1.2432 0.03580 222 179 32 11
927 Welcome to Baking Pan Alley. 1.2432 0.03283 222 174 42 6
928 You bet your ass these are hot! 1.2430 0.03574 251 207 27 17
929 Everytime I try to leave, they pull me back in with cake. 1.2430 0.03148 251 198 45 8
930 I've had enough of your waffling. 1.2429 0.03476 247 201 32 14
931 Psst. I’m your Secret Santa. 1.2428 0.03467 243 197 33 13
932 Beat it, buster. I know a Denny's knockoff when I see one. 1.2427 0.03246 239 189 42 8
933 Pop up pancake restaurant ... I got six types of syrup back here by the dumpster. 1.2427 0.03506 239 194 32 13
934 Lose weight fast with this one weird trick. 1.2426 0.03294 272 221 36 15
935 Psst! Want some carbs? 1.2426 0.03495 235 190 33 12
936 Hey! I got carbs here. Uncut. Try a slice for free. 1.2426 0.03389 235 188 37 10
937 Can I interest you in a little something with intense gluten, real butter, and pure cane sugar? 1.2424 0.03428 231 185 36 10
938 Guess the filling and you may enter. 1.2423 0.03172 260 207 43 10
939 Already had one at Costco. 1.2423 0.03264 260 209 39 12
940 Psst...Black Market/Forest Cake. 1.2422 0.03344 256 207 36 13
941 In its latest rebranding, the International Cartel of Pancakes has made you a breakfast you can't refuse. 1.2422 0.03389 256 208 34 14
942 Psst! You know you want it sweetheart. The first stack is on me. 1.2422 0.03251 256 205 40 11
943 Pssst. It's legal but REALY bad for you. 1.2422 0.03298 256 206 38 12
944 Your building's been condemned, but the oven still works 1.2421 0.03379 252 204 35 13
945 Where else are you going to find kosher pancakes on a Friday afternoon? 1.2421 0.03426 252 205 33 14
946 Does this look level? 1.2421 0.03426 252 205 33 14
947 Hey Toots. Wanna bundt? 1.2421 0.03284 252 202 39 11
948 Though usually perceived as harmless, pancakes are a key gateway fat. 1.2419 0.03510 248 203 30 15
949 Sssst. Have you thought of gaining some weight? 1.2418 0.03355 244 196 37 11
950 How would you like to be the Mrs. Butterworth to my tall stack? 1.2418 0.03502 244 199 31 14
951 I guess you knew I was coming. 1.2418 0.03242 273 221 38 14
952 I do not like stacked pancakes and cherry. I do not like them scary Jerry. 1.2418 0.03200 273 220 40 13
953 That ain't powdered sugar lady. 1.2417 0.03340 240 192 38 10
954 These are selling like pancakes which is ironic, since that's what they are. 1.2417 0.03543 240 196 30 14
955 Get your black market carbs here. 1.2416 0.03316 269 219 35 15
956 Pssst! You look like a lady who would appreciate a fine Gateau de Crepe for a mere pittance of its street value on 5th Avenue. 1.2415 0.03430 236 190 35 11
957 Hey lady, want some gluten? 1.2415 0.03308 265 215 36 14
958 Secret Service. Would you taste President Trump's cake before he eats it? 1.2415 0.03351 265 216 34 15
959 Gluten. Twenty bucks. 1.2415 0.03220 265 213 40 12
960 It's foreign-sourced, and it's got lots of GMO and gluten. 1.2415 0.03351 265 216 34 15
961 It's our traditional end-of-the season zucchini bread giveaway. 1.2415 0.03120 294 238 41 15
962 Gluten doesn't scare me like it used to. 1.2414 0.03522 232 188 32 12
963 It has gluten, dairy, AND sugar. First bite is free. 1.2412 0.03144 257 204 44 9
964 Psssst! Want some “hot” cakes? 1.2411 0.03320 253 204 37 12
965 Hey, babe. How's about some triple-layer chocolate espresso mousse cake with custard filling and ganache frosting? 1.2411 0.03504 253 208 29 16
966 Psst. Wanna ‘hot’ cake? 1.2411 0.03459 253 207 31 15
967 Made with Real Sugar...pure and uncut. 1.2410 0.03498 249 204 30 15
968 psst, lady. I've got a Jacques Torres cake for $100, only two Weight Watchers points. 1.2408 0.03241 245 195 41 9
969 Pssst. Gluten? I gotcher gluten here. 1.2408 0.03189 245 194 43 8
970 Would you like to try artisanal hotcakes handmade in an alley? 1.2405 0.03520 237 193 31 13
971 Come to the dark side, we have pancakes. 1.2403 0.03291 233 185 40 8
972 Me too...I like your stack as well" 1.2403 0.03455 233 188 34 11
973 Don't be frightened Miss, I'm just a blind guy with some pancakes. 1.2403 0.03133 258 205 44 9
974 Congratulations on finishing your cake walk! 1.2402 0.03495 229 185 33 11
975 It’s a “pop-up” pancake. 1.2402 0.03309 254 205 37 12
976 Could you deliver this to Sing Sing? 1.2402 0.03164 254 202 43 9
977 Psst, want to try some gluten? 1.2400 0.03137 275 221 42 12
978 psst... want some Sugar? High gluten white flour? Real Butter? I got them all! 1.2400 0.03701 225 185 26 14
979 I have it, so I can't eat it 1.2400 0.03485 250 205 30 15
980 Business has been rough since McDonald's started selling breakfast all day. 1.2400 0.02963 275 217 50 8
981 Psst... Can I interest you in some gluten? 1.2399 0.03124 271 217 43 11
982 History had repeated itself with the gluten temperance movement. 1.2398 0.03229 246 196 41 9
983 Made from certified humane eggs, gluten free flour and pharmaceutical grade sugar. Guaranteed to give you a high that won't fail a drug test. 1.2397 0.03367 242 195 36 11
984 This is the best spot on the upper west side for alley crepes. 1.2395 0.03319 263 214 35 14
985 Psst...you ever tried gluten? 1.2394 0.03263 259 209 38 12
986 Ain't no gluten free nothin in here doll, this is the good stuff. 1.2394 0.03170 259 207 42 10
987 No, I was not calling YOU stacked. 1.2394 0.03309 259 210 36 13
988 Yeah, I got the stuff... you got the syrup? 1.2394 0.03170 259 207 42 10
989 Come on try it. Your first one is free. 1.2394 0.03263 259 209 38 12
990 Hey, Miss, wanna buy some gluten? 1.2392 0.03479 255 210 29 16
991 The nutritionists are banging down the front door! Please take this, you are our only hope. 1.2392 0.03250 255 205 39 11
992 Pssst...it's cannabis cake for the holidays. 1.2391 0.03042 276 220 46 10
993 Psst! I won't tell Weight Watchers. 1.2391 0.03314 230 183 39 8
994 Psst, we got carbs yo . 1.2390 0.03284 251 202 38 11
995 Hey lady, these are selling like hot cakes! 1.2390 0.03472 251 206 30 15
996 So, who's a nasty tart, eh? 1.2390 0.03518 251 207 28 16
997 Psst Want gluten? 1.2390 0.03157 272 219 41 12
998 It's all yours for a good online review. 1.2390 0.03283 272 222 35 15
999 Some people smoke on breaks; I eat pancakes. 1.2389 0.03368 247 200 35 12
1000 Psst! Unhealthy food, twenty bucks. 1.2389 0.03368 247 200 35 12
1001 Just keep walking lady ! Nothing to see here but a creepy dude and his sweet delights . 1.2389 0.03114 247 195 45 7
1002 It may be a pile of shit, Gladys, but there's a cherry on top. 1.2387 0.03599 243 201 26 16
1003 Parents, teachers, ex-wives all yelling at me "Artie, you take the cake!" Finally I did. 1.2387 0.03354 243 196 36 11
1004 Sure, they're all natural ingredients. Everything off the back of the truck is natural. 1.2386 0.03174 264 212 41 11
1005 Psst... last vegan tiramisu 'til Chelsea. 1.2385 0.03442 239 194 33 12
1006 Care for a decadent indulgence, ma'am? 1.2385 0.03121 239 188 45 6
1007 In case he doesn't get the pardon, I've baked a file in the cake. 1.2383 0.03405 214 170 37 7
1008 Psssst lady. 500 empty calories? $7.00. 1.2383 0.03321 235 188 38 9
1009 Psst! Hey, Lady, wanna gain ten pounds? 1.2383 0.03117 277 223 42 12
1010 After a hard day of shopping who wouldn't like a stack of pancakes from a stranger in a doorway. 1.2381 0.03272 252 203 38 11
1011 Just try a bite. All the kids are doing it. 1.2381 0.02971 273 216 49 8
1012 Made with real sugar. You know you want a little taste. 1.2381 0.03147 273 220 41 12
1013 Psst! Interested in a ‘menage à trois’ with a double chocolate layer cake? 1.2381 0.03367 252 205 34 13
1014 Psst. Over here. Flapjacks like Gramps used to make, loaded with gluten, animal fats, sugar, and a bunch of other good stuff you can’t find anymore. 1.2381 0.03272 252 203 38 11
1015 Pssst. Wanna try some carbs and sugar? Real white flour. 1.2379 0.03221 269 218 38 13
1016 Gentrification is really changing this neighborhood 1.2379 0.03257 248 199 39 10
1017 Pssssst......nondairy free, nongluten free, nonsugar free, vegan free, macrobiotic free, completely inorganic and God knows if there's any pesticides in it and the guilt factor, 1-10, is 18. 1.2379 0.03451 248 203 31 14
1018 Looking for a sugar high? 1.2377 0.03441 244 199 32 13
1019 Do you know which sidewalk the cafe moved to? 1.2375 0.03286 261 212 36 13
1020 I can resist everything except temptation. 1.2375 0.03286 261 212 36 13
1021 Could you hold the cake out in front of me? I can't have it and eat it too. 1.2375 0.03429 240 195 33 12
1022 Trust me. It’s a genuine Pierre Herme but since it’s not signed I’m practically giving it away! 1.2374 0.03274 257 208 37 12
1023 It's a piece of cake 1.2374 0.03180 257 206 41 10
1024 Right here, I’m a trendy pop-up. Six steps forward and it's hip curb service. 1.2373 0.03520 236 193 30 13
1025 Pstt..miss, wanna buy some high gluten, full fat, high carb, pancakes with high fructose laced, artificially colored and flavored imitation maple syrup; topped with a sulfate preserved maraschino cherry? 1.2372 0.03493 253 209 28 16
1026 Really, this is a legit pop-up. I'm Pop. 1.2372 0.03212 253 203 40 10
1027 You’re stacked too Delores. 1.2372 0.03355 253 206 34 13
1028 No one wanted it because the eggs I used were not cage-free. 1.2372 0.03447 253 208 30 15
1029 You panhandlers have really stepped up your game! 1.2372 0.03308 253 205 36 12
1030 Pssst... you look like a woman who would appreciate an epicurean Gateau de Crepe at a mere pittance of its true value. 1.2368 0.03495 228 185 32 11
1031 Trust me. This is too good to be gluten free. 1.2368 0.03108 266 213 43 10
1032 Yo,yo,yo, I got some High Fructose Corn sweetened, Red Dye #2, Velvet Cake. Five dollars for you... 1.2368 0.03153 266 214 41 11
1033 Kellyanne! George sent this hacksaw so you can break out of the White House ... 1.2368 0.03325 228 182 38 8
1034 This is the moment the D.A.R.E. program warned me about 1.2367 0.03175 245 195 42 8
1035 Surprise, Mom! Happy Birthday! 1.2367 0.03279 245 197 38 10
1036 The first calories are free. 1.2366 0.03230 262 212 38 12
1037 Yeah, pancakes, fresh this morning. Ordered by a little old lady who never even lifted a fork to them. 1.2366 0.03184 262 211 40 11
1038 Ten years ago it was heroin. 1.2366 0.03138 262 210 42 10
1039 Want to get layered? 1.2365 0.03467 241 197 31 13
1040 With the governments ban on sugar, underground sweet dealers flourished. 1.2364 0.03168 275 223 39 13
1041 Pssst, free Gluten. 1.2364 0.03210 275 224 37 14
1042 Will work for syrup. 1.2362 0.03343 254 207 34 13
1043 You can have your cake and Edith, Edith. 1.2362 0.03249 254 205 38 11
1044 Psst! 50% off with our five second rule... 1.2362 0.03156 271 219 40 12
1045 Pssst…Hey lady…Wanna score some gluten? 1.2360 0.03379 250 204 33 13
1046 If you keep it quiet, I can hook you up with a little trans fat. 1.2360 0.03132 250 199 43 8
1047 It's dusted with something that only looks like powdered sugar. 1.2360 0.03142 267 215 41 11
1048 This is on sale to make room for more inventory. 1.2359 0.02976 284 227 47 10
1049 The crack was selling like hotcakes, so I thought I'd go right to the source. 1.2358 0.03426 229 185 34 10
1050 The first batch is free. 1.2358 0.03216 246 197 40 9
1051 Nobody ever said it would be a piece of cake now did they. 1.2358 0.03267 246 198 38 10
1052 It was Jimmy Stewart's holiday fruitcake. Never been touched. I can let you have it for $50. 1.2357 0.03033 263 209 46 8
1053 GMO, non-organic, artificially flavored, high fructose, BPA-laced and loaded with gluten — dessert the government doesn’t want you to have. 1.2357 0.03033 263 209 46 8
1054 Pssst...Baked with gluten and high omega-6 oils 1.2355 0.03503 242 199 29 14
1055 Karen doesn't have to know you broke the diet. 1.2355 0.03353 242 196 35 11
1056 Hey lady, welcome to the pancake overstock alley way! Your first time here?! 1.2355 0.03116 276 223 41 12
1057 It's to die for. 1.2353 0.03100 289 235 40 14
1058 Dad said my cooking would never see the light of day. 1.2353 0.03102 272 219 42 11
1059 International Cubicle of Pancakes 1.2353 0.03377 255 209 32 14
1060 I see you hiding syruptitiously. 1.2353 0.03377 255 209 32 14
1061 Hey lady, want some cakes? They're hot. 1.2353 0.03377 255 209 32 14
1062 I can also get you some good black market syrup. 1.2353 0.03141 255 204 42 9
1063 Ya' want some hot cakes? 1.2353 0.03423 255 210 30 15
1064 One for the road? 1.2353 0.03041 255 202 46 7
1065 With no paper trail, I will let you have your cake and eat it too... 1.2351 0.03176 268 217 39 12
1066 Pssst. In the market for some hot cakes? 1.2351 0.03367 251 205 33 13
1067 Psst!. Lady, wanna score some carbs? 1.2351 0.03319 251 204 35 12
1068 Psst ...Cake 1.2348 0.03383 264 218 30 16
1069 Psst! The first slice is free. 1.2348 0.03204 247 198 40 9
1070 I have the trans fats in the van. 1.2348 0.03412 230 186 34 10
1071 Lookin' to score some gluten? 1.2348 0.03356 230 185 36 9
1072 It said to let it sit out for ten minutes before eating. 1.2346 0.03330 260 213 33 14
1073 I crashed your car honey. 1.2345 0.03563 226 185 29 12
1074 pssst!....Genuine IHOP. 1.2345 0.03394 226 182 35 9
1075 Certainly not! What kind of woman do you think I am? 1.2344 0.03762 209 172 25 12
1076 It's right up your alley, miss. 1.2344 0.03273 256 208 36 12
1077 Are the lumberjacks gone? 1.2343 0.03271 239 192 38 9
1078 Are you sure I'll get past the prison gate? 1.2341 0.03210 252 203 39 10
1079 Trump Cakes lady? I cannot lie. They're fake. 1.2341 0.03402 252 207 31 14
1080 Thanks, you saved my ass. They'll never know it came from the supermarket. 1.2340 0.03415 235 191 33 11
1081 Like your romance novel guys would ever do THIS! 1.2339 0.03412 218 175 35 8
1082 Do I Look Like the lady who ordered panckes to go? 1.2339 0.03532 248 206 26 16
1083 Pssst, hey lady, how's about some black market pancakes? They're made with extra gluten, whole eggs and real butter, all drenched in sugary syrup and topped with a Maraschino cherry. 1.2339 0.03486 248 205 28 15
1084 Hey, lady! Wanna buy a cake, cheap? It fell off a truck... 1.2339 0.03293 248 201 36 11
1085 Chocolate cake, middle aged lady? 1.2338 0.03259 278 229 33 16
1086 Psst! I’ve got gluten...do you want some gluten? 1.2337 0.03229 261 212 37 12
1087 I hear you're on the cake walk diet? 1.2336 0.03209 274 224 36 14
1088 Good prices. Very low overhead 1.2336 0.03082 274 221 42 11
1089 You prefer edibles, right? 1.2335 0.03308 257 210 34 13
1090 'You've been listening to that Marie Antoinette's podcast again.' 1.2332 0.03098 283 230 40 13
1091 Psst,lady! This cake has five times the federal standard for creme fraiche. 1.2332 0.03149 253 203 41 9
1092 Pssst, wanna buy some non-gluten-free pancakes? 1.2332 0.03535 223 182 30 11
1093 If you’re the cake boss, I’m Betty Crocker! 1.2331 0.03096 266 214 42 10
1094 Psst. Calories! 1.2331 0.03454 236 193 31 12
1095 pssst! You lookin' for gluten, trans-fat, or the highest fructose corn syrup in town? 1.2330 0.02958 279 223 47 9
1096 Psst. Carbohydrates here. 1.2329 0.03379 249 204 32 13
1097 Pssst...You wanna see my recipe? 1.2329 0.03078 249 198 44 7
1098 Psst...Can I interest you in some carbs? 1.2329 0.03272 219 174 39 6
1099 100 percent pure, uncut sugar. 1.2328 0.03125 262 211 41 10
1100 Looking for some sugar? 1.2328 0.03330 232 187 36 9
1101 They're called carbs. First stack is free. 1.2327 0.03157 275 224 38 13
1102 Well, it is my cheat day .... 1.2327 0.03316 245 199 35 11
1103 Lady, you want some hot carbs? 1.2326 0.03342 258 212 32 14
1104 And I can dance and clean house ! 1.2326 0.03250 258 210 36 12
1105 It's my protest against Amazon. 1.2325 0.03535 228 187 29 12
1106 Cake. Much better odds than Tinder. 1.2325 0.03424 228 185 33 10
1107 You the one who wanted full-gluten? 1.2325 0.03309 228 183 37 8
1108 The cake is free but you lease the plate. 1.2324 0.03300 241 195 36 10
1109 Pssst.... For the right price, you can have this, and eat it too. 1.2323 0.02986 254 201 47 6
1110 With the bad publicity Gluten is getting these days, we have to sell these on the down-low. 1.2323 0.03138 254 204 41 9
1111 Still haven't sold it huh? 1.2321 0.03117 280 228 39 13
1112 Having failed to impress Mavis with his tasty panatone...Mario attempts the old chocolate cake with the cherry on top trick! 1.2321 0.03227 237 190 39 8
1113 I got your SOS message. 1.2320 0.03220 250 202 38 10
1114 This stuff is like crack. 1.2320 0.03318 250 204 34 12
1115 Inspired by Domino's 'Hot Spots' IHOP launches 'Alley Cakes.' 1.2319 0.03207 263 214 37 12
1116 You forgot your pancakes. 1.2318 0.03204 233 186 40 7
1117 When we say 'hot cakes', we MEAN hot cakes 1.2317 0.03049 259 207 44 8
1118 Okay, lady, hand over the dough. 1.2317 0.03145 259 209 40 10
1119 Psst, it just fell off the oven. 1.2317 0.03192 259 210 38 11
1120 Sorry, Lady. With a torte like this, I figure I can hold out for at least a couple of tarts. 1.2314 0.03339 242 197 34 11
1121 Aren't you Mario Batali? 1.2314 0.03339 242 197 34 11
1122 We used to sell these on the menu before the War on Gluten began. 1.2314 0.03288 242 196 36 10
1123 You can have your cake and eat it, too. 1.2314 0.03490 242 200 28 14
1124 Would you like to support my school basketball team? 1.2314 0.03235 242 195 38 9
1125 Layer cake alley mode as requested. 1.2311 0.03479 238 196 29 13
1126 Make the swap and keep walking. Any cops, we know where you live. 1.2311 0.03158 251 202 40 9
1127 Pick a carb, any carb. 1.2311 0.03258 251 204 36 11
1128 Do I look like a birthday girl? 1.2310 0.03219 277 228 34 15
1129 Hey lady, crepe cake àlley mode? 1.2308 0.03228 260 212 36 12
1130 Wanna get baked? 1.2308 0.03228 260 212 36 12
1131 Play your cards right, and there’s a whole dessert tray waiting for you. 1.2308 0.03228 260 212 36 12
1132 I wish to God that IHOP never started delivering! 1.2308 0.03228 260 212 36 12
1133 Psst! Money first. Then pancakes. 1.2305 0.03307 256 210 33 13
1134 Psst, ya looking for some primo gluten. 1.2305 0.03213 256 208 37 11
1135 Psssssssst...NOT GLUTEN FREE 1.2305 0.03067 256 205 43 8
1136 ...real sugar...lots of it.. 1.2305 0.03399 256 212 29 15
1137 Psssstt... If you got any syrup in that bag, I'd call this destiny... 1.2305 0.03307 256 210 33 13
1138 I KNOW you work at the Times. I just think you're the one who can prove you CAN have your cake and edit, too. 1.2302 0.02956 278 223 46 9
1139 Psst...wanna buy a short stack? 1.2302 0.03229 265 217 35 13
1140 I'm generally against panhandling, but you handle that pan so well. 1.2302 0.03246 252 205 36 11
1141 "Psst...Gluten-rich!" 1.2302 0.03526 252 211 24 17
1142 The crackdown on cholesterol is pushing us into making back alley pancake deals. 1.2301 0.03203 239 192 39 8
1143 Gloria. I mean it. This is the LAST time. 1.2300 0.03757 213 177 23 13
1144 Leave the bag, take a pancake. 1.2299 0.03156 274 224 37 13
1145 I don't need a health inspector to tell me it's healthy. It's healthy, okay? 1.2299 0.03070 274 222 41 11
1146 I know it's almost Christmas when the alley cakes come out. 1.2299 0.03124 261 211 40 10
1147 Did you order this ? 1.2298 0.03378 248 204 31 13
1148 Pssst! Wanna pretend it's your birthday? 1.2298 0.03236 235 189 38 8
1149 Pssst. I got good stuff, right here. I got wedding cakes, baptisms, confirmations. Whadaya need? 1.2298 0.03454 235 193 30 12
1150 Try one bite. You'll be hooked. 1.2296 0.03296 257 211 33 13
1151 Yes, this seems odd, but it is the way that Carnegie Deli got started. 1.2295 0.03315 244 199 34 11
1152 Psst. We got cakes for sale no IDs or questions asked. 1.2292 0.03283 253 207 34 12
1153 I've been looking for a sugar daddy! 1.2292 0.03402 240 197 31 12
1154 Just try one! I'm training for Costco. 1.2292 0.03245 240 194 37 9
1155 Psst, Lady. Dirty French pastries? 1.2292 0.03245 240 194 37 9
1156 Hi Mrs. Krause. I was snooping your Facebook page and saw that it was your birthday so I figured I would make you a little something. 1.2291 0.03306 227 183 36 8
1157 Psst. Wanna buy some carbs?" 1.2290 0.03205 262 214 36 12
1158 Kale cake. 1.2289 0.03413 249 206 29 14
1159 It's so good you'll think it's illegal—except in New Jersey. 1.2289 0.03317 249 204 33 12
1160 I know what you want. I know what you need. 1.2288 0.03334 236 192 34 10
1161 Yeah mugging's my passion, but you gotta put food on the table somehow 1.2287 0.03284 258 212 33 13
1162 What do you think you’re looking at? 1.2287 0.03143 258 209 39 10
1163 Hey lady, you wanna buy some hot pastry? 1.2287 0.03191 258 210 37 11
1164 It's gluten-freebase. 1.2286 0.03353 245 201 32 12
1165 Nice, but it was yesterday. 1.2286 0.03303 245 200 34 11
1166 Psst! Full gluten flapjacks, made with the full complement of trans-fats and lard. Twenty bucks. 1.2285 0.03073 267 216 41 10
1167 Lady, when you borrow a cup of flour from the Cake Boss you need to honor your debt. 1.2285 0.03073 267 216 41 10
1168 Cherry for your thoughts? 1.2285 0.03118 267 217 39 11
1169 The boss says he wishes your husband a happy last birthday- and to forget what he owes. 1.2282 0.03389 241 198 31 12
1170 Pssst... just one bite... Weight Watchers won't know. 1.2282 0.03286 241 196 35 10
1171 OK lady, hand over the frosting and nobody gets hurt. 1.2282 0.03286 241 196 35 10
1172 Is it Kosher? 1.2282 0.03389 241 198 31 12
1173 I won't tell if you won't. 1.2282 0.02901 298 241 46 11
1174 Pancakes alley fresco? 1.2281 0.03194 263 215 36 12
1175 Dark alley chocolate cake ma’am? 1.2280 0.03156 250 202 39 9
1176 Gluten-free? Sure, whatever. They're gluten-free. 1.2280 0.03207 250 203 37 10
1177 They're uncut. 1.2280 0.03256 250 204 35 11
1178 Because they're sellin' like three-day-old fish, that's why. 1.2279 0.03079 272 221 40 11
1179 Yeah, they’re hot and they’re loaded with genuine gluten 1.2278 0.03375 237 194 32 11
1180 Pssst -- Wanna buy a hot cake? 1.2278 0.03272 259 213 33 13
1181 I made a waffle you can't refuse. 1.2278 0.03318 259 214 31 14
1182 Your money or my cake. 1.2278 0.03272 259 213 33 13
1183 These cheap knock-offs are every bit as good as the name brands. 1.2273 0.03112 242 194 41 7
1184 Psst...that New Year's resolution you made says "Hello." 1.2273 0.03274 242 197 35 10
1185 Chocolate cake emerging from a dark alley? Did I just stumble into the pages of a Kafka novel? 1.2271 0.03341 251 207 31 13
1186 Psst, Lady…looking for some gluten? 1.2271 0.03293 251 206 33 12
1187 Cake? This is artisan slow baked sponge layers with drizzled glaçage 1.2271 0.03145 251 203 39 9
1188 Rolex watch?, Louis Vuitton handbag?.. gluten free cake? 1.2269 0.03121 260 211 39 10
1189 Gluten, carbs, syrup. Whatcha need? 1.2269 0.03121 260 211 39 10
1190 2000 carbs, 2000 carbs - you know you wann’em, you know you wann’em... 1.2269 0.03306 260 215 31 14
1191 Psst...fancy some gluten? 1.2267 0.03426 247 205 28 14
1192 Happy Pancake Day! It just creped up on us." 1.2266 0.03073 278 227 39 12
1193 I’m a pop up restaurant, wanna try my special? 1.2266 0.03200 256 209 36 11
1194 It's Pop Up Pancake Tuesday." 1.2265 0.03345 234 191 33 10
1195 It's a hot cake, not hotcakes. 1.2263 0.03102 274 224 38 12
1196 Support your local bakery pimp. 1.2263 0.03102 274 224 38 12
1197 How about it, sis? A full calorie torte with all the GMOs, saturated fats, and gluten you've been longing for. 1.2262 0.03591 221 183 26 12
1198 Yeah, it's filled with sugar, gluten oozing from every pore and primo GMO wheat. You want it or not? 1.2261 0.03492 230 190 28 12
1199 If you are planning to seduce me with cake, keep in mind I just visited the candle stick maker. 1.2261 0.03250 261 215 33 13
1200 Psst!..Hey Lady, Looking for some Cannabis edibles? 1.2261 0.03111 261 212 39 10
1201 Can I interest you in a black market black velvet cake?” 1.2258 0.03316 248 204 32 12
1202 Hey lady, want some angel dust cake? 1.2258 0.03216 248 202 36 10
1203 Pssst.. I got transfats... The good stuff... C'mon, try some... All the cool kids are doing it... Lemme hook you up... 1.2258 0.03165 248 201 38 9
1204 Would you, Sally, eat gluten in an alley? 1.2258 0.03461 248 207 26 15
1205 Trust me, they sell like hotcakes 1.2255 0.03386 235 193 31 11
1206 I USED TO BEG HERE. JUST PAYING IT FORWARD. 1.2255 0.03218 275 228 32 15
1207 The manager felt this surprise birthday cake would make up for the fact that he's laying you off. 1.2255 0.03218 275 228 32 15
1208 Psst, welcome to the Speakeasy Bakery. This is our illicit upside down cake. We call it the Trump. 1.2253 0.03411 253 211 27 15
1209 I used to sell watches. 1.2253 0.03020 253 203 43 7
1210 I got pie in the back. 1.2253 0.03020 253 203 43 7
1211 No really, gimme a couple seconds and I change the name on it. 1.2252 0.03100 262 213 39 10
1212 A short stack in nice George, but it is not alimony. 1.2252 0.03457 262 221 23 18
1213 Think flapjacks are hard to get now... just wait till after the tariffs hit. 1.2251 0.03032 271 220 41 10
1214 Hey babe, wanna score some hotcakes? 1.2250 0.03439 240 199 28 13
1215 Today’s specials are alley cakes and trash browns. 1.2250 0.03439 240 199 28 13
1216 Psst... if you're looking for work, I can show you how to make stacks of dough. 1.2249 0.03254 249 204 34 11
1217 Wanna buy some gluten? 1.2246 0.03264 236 192 35 9
1218 Of course it’s not addictive; it goes straight to your thighs. 1.2244 0.03305 254 210 31 13
1219 OK, I'll say it...pretty please, with a cherry on top. 1.2244 0.03305 254 210 31 13
1220 No one leaves without dessert. 1.2243 0.03136 263 215 37 11
1221 So, you’re saying I can have and eat it too! 1.2243 0.03136 263 215 37 11
1222 Psst! Hey lady, sugar and gluten, the new contraband. 1.2243 0.02895 263 210 47 6
1223 Something from our most recent patisserie heist? 1.2243 0.03136 263 215 37 11
1224 Pssst. Full of gluten. 1.2240 0.03193 250 204 36 10
1225 I try to eat healthy, but the odds are really just stacked up against me. 1.2237 0.03662 219 183 23 13
1226 For you honey, first taste is free. 1.2236 0.03425 246 205 27 14
1227 Forget keto lady eat the damn pancakes 1.2235 0.03198 255 209 35 11
1228 Sure they're hot-cakes, but they ain't stolen... they fell of the back of a truck 1.2232 0.03230 233 189 36 8
1229 Psst, lady. First one's free. 1.2232 0.03557 233 195 24 14
1230 It's time for emotional eating somewhere. 1.2231 0.03152 242 196 38 8
1231 Welcome to Dine and Dash. 1.2231 0.03280 251 207 32 12
1232 Yea they have gluten. And peanuts too. 1.2231 0.03181 251 205 36 10
1233 Welcome to AlleyKakes. Care for a free sample? 1.2231 0.03181 251 205 36 10
1234 Flapjacks, waffles, whipped cream, extra pats of butter...you need it, I got it.... 1.2231 0.03181 251 205 36 10
1235 Hey- full carbs, extra gluten...good price. 1.2231 0.03079 251 203 40 8
1236 Psst...this new stuff I got hits twice as hard as Ambien. 1.2227 0.03380 229 188 31 10
1237 Psst...wanna make some quick dough? 1.2227 0.03264 229 186 35 8
1238 Real butter... 1.2227 0.03128 238 192 39 7
1239 I swear I'm a contestant on Top Alley Chef. 1.2227 0.03128 238 192 39 7
1240 Spare some change for Pure Maple Syrup? 1.2227 0.03294 238 195 33 10
1241 Alley cakes. 1.2227 0.03214 247 202 35 10
1242 We have to stop meeting like this! 1.2227 0.03282 256 212 31 13
1243 Psst! Wanna buy some pancakes with extra gluten? 1.2226 0.03293 265 221 29 15
1244 How ‘bout a picnic while the firemen finish up in the kitchen? 1.2226 0.03160 265 218 35 12
1245 Psst ... I gotch ya carbs right. I gotch ya gluten. Jus the ting. 1.2226 0.03002 274 223 41 10
1246 Hey, wanna come up and see my icings? 1.2226 0.03002 274 223 41 10
1247 Psst! Sugar free. Gluten free. Guilt free. Last one. 1.2222 0.03450 243 203 26 14
1248 Could you spare a spork? 1.2222 0.03191 261 215 34 12
1249 Gluten free fruitcake is a nutty nightmare, Fred, you can't even give it away. 1.2222 0.03330 234 192 32 10
1250 How much for just the cherry? 1.2222 0.02821 288 232 48 8
1251 May I offer you today’s suggestion for your gratitude journal? 1.2222 0.03384 234 193 30 11
1252 Gentrification lurks behind every corner of a once charming neighborhood. 1.2222 0.03476 225 186 28 11
1253 Pssst. Make a wish. 1.2222 0.03219 252 207 34 11
1254 Psst...wanna buy some stack? 1.2218 0.03055 284 234 37 13
1255 Our morning special. Compliments of the missed pick up. 1.2218 0.03128 257 210 37 10
1256 It's very dark chocolate cake! 1.2218 0.03079 257 209 39 9
1257 Psst. This is the real deal. Last one. They're not making them anymore. Let's do this. 1.2218 0.03029 257 208 41 8
1258 Psst...want some prime gluten? 1.2218 0.03351 248 206 29 13
1259 Carbs? 1.2218 0.03202 248 203 35 10
1260 The first taste is free. 1.2218 0.03172 239 194 37 8
1261 Patty? Patty Cake? 1.2217 0.03477 230 191 27 12
1262 Consider this a warning. Next time... it won’t be gluten free. 1.2214 0.03238 271 226 30 15
1263 These pancakes were sent back by Mr.Clooney. Still hot. Ten bucks. 1.2214 0.03315 262 219 28 15
1264 Counterfeit only in the sense that it fits on the counter. 1.2214 0.03180 262 216 34 12
1265 I told you it would be a cake walk. 1.2214 0.03039 262 213 40 9
1266 Happy bertday to youse. 1.2213 0.03208 253 208 34 11
1267 What's it cut with? 1.2213 0.03256 253 209 32 12
1268 I made you a fritter you can’t refuse. 1.2213 0.03437 244 204 26 14
1269 Psst, it has extra gluten. 1.2213 0.03287 244 201 32 11
1270 Lady want some carbs ? 1.2213 0.03425 235 195 28 12
1271 Psst, Lady. Get your genuine Christmas Cake before the politicians force me to call it a 'holiday baked good.' 1.2213 0.03425 235 195 28 12
1272 How was my day? “It was a piece of cake” 1.2210 0.03048 267 218 39 10
1273 Psst. Hey ya jonesin' for some wheat flour, niacin, iron, thiamin mononitrate, riboflavin, folic acid, partially hydrogenated soybean oil, baking soda, sodium aluminum phosphate, monocalcium phosphate, dextrose, salt, and maple syrup? 1.2209 0.03117 258 211 37 10
1274 Psst, they lady, Make America Bake Again! 1.2209 0.03165 258 212 35 11
1275 Can you take this bombe to the bakery next door? 1.2209 0.03435 249 209 25 15
1276 Flapjacks. Real Gluten. Whatcha want? I got what you need. Check it out. 1.2208 0.03180 231 187 37 7
1277 Those shoes give you away,inspector. I got nothing to sell. 1.2208 0.03353 231 190 31 10
1278 Bite me 1.2207 0.03673 222 187 21 14
1279 Gnosh on ganache? 1.2205 0.03385 254 213 26 15
1280 Hot? No! These fell off the back of a truck. 1.2205 0.03097 254 207 38 9
1281 I’m afraid of my kids growing up in a neighborhood where gluten is sold on the streets 1.2204 0.03171 245 200 36 9
1282 The breakfast is complimentary, the room is gonna cost you. 1.2203 0.03464 236 197 26 13
1283 Hot cakes. 1.2202 0.03060 277 228 37 12
1284 You like gluten, Lady? I got your gluten right here. 1.2201 0.03057 259 211 39 9
1285 Looks like this batch isn’t selling like hotcakes. 1.2201 0.03008 259 210 41 8
1286 Psst...pssst. You know you want some....and it's NOT gluten free 1.2200 0.03327 250 208 29 13
1287 Spare syrup, Ma'am? 1.2200 0.03179 250 205 35 10
1288 C'mon, you know you want it...the first one's gluten free. 1.2198 0.03450 232 193 27 12
1289 Pssst..hey lady, you wanna buy an all-natural torte made with real sugar, butter, milk and eggs? 1.2197 0.03158 264 218 34 12
1290 Last trans fat dish in existence, you interested? 1.2197 0.03158 264 218 34 12
1291 Oh, another pop-up deli! 1.2196 0.03136 255 209 36 10
1292 You know you can get a store here, this is Colorado. 1.2194 0.02919 278 226 43 9
1293 Don't tell the chef but it's hot. 1.2193 0.02981 269 219 41 9
1294 Pssst! Ivankaka's Let Them Eat Cake! Comes with our Get out of Jail Free File! 1.2191 0.03167 251 206 35 10
1295 Did you bring the maple syrup? 1.2189 0.03214 233 190 35 8
1296 Now that abortions have moved out of back alleys, I’ve set up a chain of micro bakeries. 1.2189 0.03055 265 217 38 10
1297 Psst...guaranteed straight to your hips, lady. 1.2188 0.03235 224 182 35 7
1298 Genie said you got one more wish after this. 1.2188 0.03025 256 208 40 8
1299 They also have the added cachet of being illicit. 1.2186 0.03250 247 204 32 11
1300 Eh! You looking? Fabulous fat, real stuff! 1.2186 0.03095 247 201 38 8
1301 There are fewer calories if you take it to go. 1.2186 0.03199 247 203 34 10
1302 Money for Food? 1.2186 0.03385 215 176 31 8
1303 Psssst, lady, check out these hotcakes...I mean pancakes. 1.2185 0.03107 270 223 35 12
1304 Gluten. Get your gluten here. 1.2185 0.03017 270 221 39 10
1305 No one will ever know except you and me - and your scale of course... 1.2185 0.03055 238 192 40 6
1306 Amazon is getting very good 1.2184 0.03084 261 214 37 10
1307 Uh, sure. Of course it's keto. 1.2183 0.03306 229 188 32 9
1308 It may seen strange but I preferred the pre-Guilliani New York 1.2183 0.03105 252 206 37 9
1309 Anne was at a crossroads and unable to pass on the brunch most traveled by. 1.2183 0.03303 252 210 29 13
1310 Pssstttt.....! Hey, lady! Have I got a deal for you! This is the last gluten-loaded cake in New York City. 1.2181 0.03232 243 200 33 10
1311 Here, one dollar and you can have your cake and eat it too. 1.2181 0.03386 243 203 27 13
1312 Would you be interested in supporting the Creep Scouts? 1.2181 0.03125 243 198 37 8
1313 Psst! I got a deal for you on some beautiful barely used pancakes. 1.2180 0.02902 266 215 44 7
1314 It’s the good stuff. You interested? 1.2179 0.03210 257 213 32 12
1315 I'll have the bottom one to go. 1.2179 0.03065 257 210 38 9
1316 Can I interest you in something sinful? 1.2179 0.03114 257 211 36 10
1317 Please. He needs a good home, with a gluten-intolerant family. 1.2179 0.02987 280 230 39 11
1318 They're addictive because I lace them with butter. 1.2177 0.03238 248 205 32 11
1319 This is the good stuff. It's got the gluten. 1.2177 0.03140 271 225 33 13
1320 What's the point if I can't eat it too? 1.2177 0.03310 271 229 25 17
1321 I offer this cake, but not in a sexual way. 1.2177 0.03007 271 222 39 10
1322 Hey, you want some of this stuff?? It's selling like hot cakes! 1.2176 0.03424 239 200 26 13
1323 A new Lexus, a Caribbean cruise, or door three. Just my luck,” thinks Reba. 1.2176 0.03390 262 222 23 17
1324 Black market carbohydrates?" 1.2174 0.03058 276 228 36 12
1325 It’s a cakewalk 1.2174 0.02938 253 204 43 6
1326 Ten bucks takes the cake. 1.2174 0.03043 253 206 39 8
1327 Come on in and get layered 1.2174 0.03194 253 209 33 11
1328 Secret delivery for Mr. Atkins. 1.2174 0.03100 276 229 34 13
1329 Psst. Gluten-free. 1.2172 0.03559 221 185 24 12
1330 Pop-up pancake, lady? 1.2171 0.02954 258 209 42 7
1331 The only place you can get waffles without the chicken. 1.2170 0.03356 235 195 29 11
1332 Psst. This never happened. 1.2170 0.03073 235 190 39 6
1333 Your last chance. Presidential order making desserts available only in his hotels goes into effect at midnight. 1.2169 0.03421 249 210 24 15
1334 Pssst, wanna eat between meals? 1.2169 0.03125 249 204 36 9
1335 Pssst. Made with eggs from caged chickens. 1.2167 0.03202 263 219 31 13
1336 Psst, hey lady, I got hot, 100% pure gluten cake. No one has to know 1.2167 0.03254 240 198 32 10
1337 If we combine forces, it will be a cakewalk. 1.2167 0.03089 240 195 38 7
1338 Hey lady; I got your seven layers here. 1.2165 0.03183 254 210 33 11
1339 It looks nice but the answer is still "No". 1.2165 0.03133 254 209 35 10
1340 I put love in it. 1.2164 0.02978 268 219 40 9
1341 I told you: I hate surprise parties 1.2163 0.03208 245 202 33 10
1342 Psst! First slice is free. 1.2162 0.03043 259 212 38 9
1343 They're organic, gluten free, non GMO, free range, cooked by a documented citizen from his grandmas recipe. If you act now I'll throw in a Rolex. 1.2162 0.03544 222 186 24 12
1344 Did you bring the syrup? 1.2162 0.02943 259 210 42 7
1345 Hey, wanna get baked" 1.2162 0.03280 259 217 28 14
1346 This ain't no angel food cake. 1.2161 0.03076 273 226 35 12
1347 Hey, lady! First stack's free. 1.2161 0.03120 236 192 37 7
1348 Psst! It's hot. 1.2161 0.03343 236 196 29 11
1349 Pssst....Hey lady, need a quick Gluten fix? 1.2161 0.03233 236 194 33 9
1350 Care to try my marijuana pancakes? 1.2161 0.03449 236 198 25 13
1351 Small stack, sweet cakes? 1.2160 0.03409 250 211 24 15
1352 Ma'am, no one has to know about your gluten hit. 1.2158 0.03347 241 201 28 12
1353 Dessert mugging. It's a thing now. 1.2158 0.03133 241 197 36 8
1354 It's called The Hole-In-The-Wall. 1.2157 0.03122 255 210 35 10
1355 Excuse me, do you have a few moment to talk about our Lord, our savior? 1.2157 0.03267 255 213 29 13
1356 Wanna make a wish? 1.2156 0.03060 269 222 36 11
1357 Comrade...cake from White House. No questions. 1.2155 0.03092 232 188 38 6
1358 Can I interest you in some edibles? 1.2154 0.03196 246 203 33 10
1359 Why is there a cherry atop this birthday cake? Because I'm a butcher and a baker, but nothing more. 1.2154 0.03248 246 204 31 11
1360 Can I eat it, too? 1.2154 0.03196 246 203 33 10
1361 We meet again... 1.2154 0.03248 246 204 31 11
1362 Psst. Hey you. The first stack is free... 1.2151 0.02848 265 214 45 6
1363 New York bans sugar 1.2150 0.02890 293 241 41 11
1364 This is the last non-pot cake left in Colorado. 1.2149 0.03334 242 202 28 12
1365 Psst - got some pure gluten here 1.2149 0.03121 242 198 36 8
1366 One little piece won't hurt. 1.2148 0.03208 256 213 31 12
1367 The recession led to an epidemic of unemployed pancakehandlers 1.2148 0.03011 256 209 39 8
1368 Hey, lady, ya got any dough? 1.2146 0.03545 205 170 26 9
1369 Pssst ... these babies got extra gluten in 'em. 1.2145 0.03224 275 232 27 16
1370 I'm standing in an alley. I have food on a platter. The new normal. 1.2145 0.02876 275 224 43 8
1371 Pssst, want some real food? 1.2143 0.03142 252 208 34 10
1372 Psst! Hey lady I got some hot cakes here. 1.2143 0.03142 252 208 34 10
1373 Please don’t tell me this is the stack of work you needed to complete. 1.2143 0.02888 266 216 43 7
1374 Today's special: Black Forest on the Black Market. 1.2143 0.03039 252 206 38 8
1375 The gluten-free craze forced us to downsize. 1.2140 0.02949 257 209 41 7
1376 Leave the groceries. Take the canoli. 1.2140 0.03100 257 212 35 10
1377 Would Madame perchance be interested in a deal on a lightly traveled Poire Belle Helene? 1.2137 0.03154 262 218 32 12
1378 Psstt......hey lady.... I got the pancakes .....the good stuff made with real flour....and butter from a cow.... ten bucks for the stack.... 1.2137 0.03298 234 194 30 10
1379 Hey Lady, wanna try this giant brownie I got in Canada?” 1.2137 0.03242 234 193 32 9
1380 Lady. High-fructose corn syrup, high gluten, trans-fats. 1.2137 0.03185 234 192 34 8
1381 My boss said to throw it out because I sneezed on it. Take it, it's free. 1.2135 0.03132 281 236 30 15
1382 Listen to your stomach, not your gut. 1.2134 0.03028 253 207 38 8
1383 They repossessed my truck. 1.2134 0.03229 253 211 30 12
1384 Sorry, I’m more of a pie person. 1.2134 0.03251 239 198 31 10
1385 I'm just trying to stay out of the Butterworth / Jemima turf war. 1.2132 0.03232 258 216 29 13
1386 Trump Cakes here! They're the best cakes you've ever had. 1.2131 0.03205 244 202 32 10
1387 Allison? Welcome to Back Alley cakes! I can box it quickly to hide the shame. 1.2131 0.03098 244 200 36 8
1388 Psst . . . I got yer just deserts 1.2131 0.03205 244 202 32 10
1389 Ben held his cake for hours in the alleyway to make himself tough enough to get on The Great British Bake Off 1.2129 0.03001 263 216 38 9
1390 I can give you a better deal than the diner across the street. 1.2129 0.02837 249 200 45 4
1391 Of course, it’s not candy. You’re a big girl, now. 1.2129 0.03004 249 203 39 7
1392 Gluten-free and tasteless too 1.2128 0.03394 235 197 26 12
1393 It's the hidden carbs that get you. 1.2128 0.03286 235 195 30 10
1394 Big Sal sends three layers of thanks. 1.2127 0.02964 268 220 39 9
1395 I didn't say a word, I am just showing it to you. 1.2126 0.03069 254 209 36 9
1396 It's got twice the gluten and none of the guilt. 1.2126 0.03217 254 212 30 12
1397 We're trying to cut back on plastic bags and deliverymen. 1.2125 0.03292 240 200 29 11
1398 Don't go to the backstreets, there's a risk of getting battered 1.2125 0.03073 240 196 37 7
1399 Who the hell are you, Marie Antoinette? 1.2124 0.03127 259 215 33 11
1400 Only takes one bite to turn a bad day into a cheat day. 1.2124 0.03078 259 214 35 10
1401 I didn't have other women here while you were gone; I just thought it would be nice to have breakfast in the doorway for a change 1.2124 0.03029 259 213 37 9
1402 Psst. Half the price and tastes just like the real thing. 1.2120 0.03150 250 207 33 10
1403 P'sssst! 90% cacao! 1.2120 0.03046 250 205 37 8
1404 Hey lady! Can you drop This at the prison for me. 1.2120 0.03201 250 208 31 11
1405 You look like somebody who could use a pick-me-up. 1.2119 0.02907 269 220 41 8
1406 Don't worry, I'm not a cereal killer. 1.2119 0.03092 269 224 33 12
1407 Does Costco know about the size of your sample? 1.2119 0.03217 236 195 32 9
1408 It's a little stronger than rum raisin. 1.2119 0.03045 236 192 38 6
1409 I’ll give you the first slice for free. 1.2118 0.03007 255 209 38 8
1410 Pssst - I got high fructose, high fructose, the good stuff, right here 1.2118 0.03007 255 209 38 8
1411 Psst, gluten? sugar? fat? 1.2118 0.03108 255 211 34 10
1412 I can let you have these hotcakes cheap, lady. They're just not selling. 1.2116 0.03172 241 199 33 9
1413 I covered the gluten in chocolate to hide it. Want a fix? 1.2116 0.03279 241 201 29 11
1414 Pssst, wanna buy a hot stack of pancakes? 1.2115 0.03015 279 232 35 12
1415 Psst, Maam. Good price. Take it home. Your husband will never know you didn't make it. 1.2114 0.03233 246 205 30 11
1416 You know, you don't need both kidneys to enjoy good pancakes 1.2114 0.03334 246 207 26 13
1417 Men see me as "The old geezer that lives alone," but women say, "He's weird, but he makes good waffles!" 1.2114 0.03182 246 204 32 10
1418 Careful lady... these cakes are hot. 1.2114 0.03021 246 201 38 7
1419 Pssst! Hey lady, pumpkin spice latkes to go? 1.2113 0.03121 265 221 32 12
1420 Yeah, it's that addictive. 1.2113 0.03029 265 219 36 10
1421 How you doin', hotcakes? 1.2113 0.03121 265 221 32 12
1422 Got a knife? 1.2112 0.03193 232 191 33 8
1423 I got the stack of dough if you got the goods. 1.2112 0.03193 232 191 33 8
1424 Reefer cake, got reefer cake. 1.2112 0.02982 251 205 39 7
1425 I'm beginning to think Amazon food delivery sent me to the wrong address. 1.2110 0.03091 237 194 36 7
1426 It won't kill you. It's just a carb. 1.2109 0.03047 256 211 36 9
1427 Pssstt.... it’s full dairy and sugar! 1.2109 0.03194 256 214 30 12
1428 I assume you're not an authorized medicinal gluten dispensary." 1.2109 0.02996 256 210 38 8
1429 Hey, baby, I got your gluten free empty calories right here. 1.2109 0.03146 256 213 32 11
1430 Psst, ay lady, You trynna buy some cake??? 1.2107 0.03050 242 198 37 7
1431 It's uncut, so be careful. 1.2105 0.03272 247 207 28 12
1432 Unfitbit? 1.2105 0.03170 247 205 32 10
1433 PST! It contains gluten. 1.2105 0.03345 228 190 28 10
1434 Hot, fresh and locally sourced... 1.2105 0.03170 247 205 32 10
1435 I'm not interested in your apologies! 1.2105 0.03221 247 206 30 11
1436 And you can eat it, too. 1.2105 0.03064 247 203 36 8
1437 Would you do it for four pancakes? 1.2103 0.03127 252 209 33 10
1438 I've got pot brownies and griddle cakes. 1.2103 0.02807 252 203 45 4
1439 This stuff is pure - no stevia. 1.2103 0.03406 233 196 25 12
1440 Middle age was creeping up on Sue. 1.2101 0.03160 276 233 28 15
1441 HAPPY BIRTHDAY 1.2101 0.03086 257 213 34 10
1442 Are you a cop? You have to tell me if you're a cop. 1.2101 0.03086 257 213 34 10
1443 Psst! Wanna cheat on your low carbs? 1.2101 0.03036 257 212 36 9
1444 Hey lady, interested in some gluten-laced pancakes? 1.2101 0.03193 238 197 32 9
1445 The top one's free. 1.2100 0.02866 281 231 41 9
1446 Of course it's pure. Take it. The first one's ALWAYS free. 1.2099 0.02806 243 195 45 3
1447 Psst. Hey, tariff free whole wheat from Canada. $20 a flapjack. 1.2099 0.03094 243 200 35 8
1448 If you've got the dough, I've got the stuff. 1.2099 0.03255 243 203 29 11
1449 Pssst, tort with Saigon Cinnamon. Organic. Not that wack shit. 1.2097 0.02961 267 220 38 9
1450 It's fair trade, I promise 1.2097 0.03008 267 221 36 10
1451 Psssst! How you feel about a little Carb Cheat day, eh? 1.2097 0.02999 248 203 38 7
1452 Happy holi, errr, happy Chr, Rama, Happy Hanak, Me Two, Mueller....... Free cake. 1.2097 0.03053 248 204 36 8
1453 Hey, want some gluten? 1.2096 0.03444 229 193 24 12
1454 Psst, are you the one who's looking for a high-gluten cake? 1.2095 0.03166 253 211 31 11
1455 I knew you'd be back. Once a short stacker, always a short stacker. 1.2094 0.03169 234 193 33 8
1456 Psssst! Gluten Free... 1.2094 0.02979 277 230 36 11
1457 Kate you can have my cake, and Edith too. 1.2093 0.03172 258 216 30 12
1458 Is it hot? 1.2093 0.03026 258 213 36 9
1459 Psst. This stuff is almost pure gluten. 1.2092 0.02856 282 232 41 9
1460 Sugar? Fat? Gluten?" 1.2092 0.03125 239 197 34 8
1461 Pssst! Got syrup? 1.2091 0.02987 263 217 37 9
1462 Psst. I'm conducting a survey. Can you taste the marijuana I hid in these pancakes? 1.2090 0.03027 244 200 37 7
1463 'yo, got some pure GMO here.' 1.2088 0.03042 249 205 36 8
1464 Hey babe, how 'bout a piece? 1.2088 0.03248 249 209 28 12
1465 I'm a tariff baker. Yesterday there were four. 1.2088 0.02988 249 204 38 7
1466 Sister, can you spare a lime? 1.2088 0.03095 249 206 34 9
1467 OK, OK. Is it eat my cake and have it too, or have my cake and eat it too? 1.2088 0.02843 297 246 40 11
1468 Pssst! Come on, Lady. Nothing says Christmas like a rum cake. 1.2087 0.03142 230 189 34 7
1469 Hey miss, how 'bout a little alley cake? 1.2087 0.03003 254 209 37 8
1470 You, really, take the cake! 1.2087 0.03054 254 210 35 9
1471 Is that cherry on top because you're glad to see me? 1.2086 0.03013 278 232 34 12
1472 Hey, I got some carbs here...you interested ? 1.2085 0.02914 259 212 40 7
1473 Pssst. Tariff-free french cake. 1.2083 0.03025 264 219 35 10
1474 Wanna buy some magic pancakes? You plant 'em and they'll grow an IHOP! 1.2082 0.03230 245 205 29 11
1475 I got, untraceable gluten. 1.2080 0.03083 250 207 34 9
1476 pssst...tall stack 1.2080 0.03235 226 187 31 8
1477 Pssst! You wanna party? 1.2079 0.02916 279 231 38 10
1478 Sweet deal, lady. 1.2078 0.03129 231 190 34 7
1479 No thank you, I don't eat at Pop Ups. 1.2077 0.03102 260 217 32 11
1480 Hey lady, got any spare syrup? 1.2077 0.03004 260 215 36 9
1481 I'll give you the first one for free. 1.2076 0.03201 236 196 31 9
1482 Step back in the alley. No sales tax. 1.2076 0.02973 289 242 34 13
1483 It hasn't been the same since "IHOB" 1.2075 0.02967 265 219 37 9
1484 The world seems so depressing right now, so I made some waffles. 1.2075 0.03317 241 203 26 12
1485 It fell off the back of a truck. 1.2073 0.03114 246 204 33 9
1486 Need a pickmeup? First taste is free. 1.2073 0.03270 246 207 27 12
1487 My wife told me to “hit the road flapjack.” 1.2070 0.03180 256 215 29 12
1488 When Banksy said the best art is done in alleys I'm guessing he didn't mean culinary art... 1.2070 0.02877 256 209 41 6
1489 Psst, buck a calorie, two grand for the whole thing. 1.2069 0.03138 261 219 30 12
1490 You can have it cheap. It fell off a truck. 1.2069 0.02944 261 215 38 8
1491 You forgot dessert. 1.2069 0.02842 261 213 42 6
1492 I am SO lost. 1.2068 0.03097 266 223 31 12
1493 Psst...Lady: Pancakes, GUARANTEED no calories at all! 1.2068 0.03244 237 198 29 10
1494 Hissst! All yours! Perfect for singles! Gluten free, guilt free, glutton free, sugar free, egg free, dairy free, alcohol free, calorie free, fat free, chemical free, expectation free, sin free, not free. Pass over your cash and keep walking. 1.2066 0.02874 271 223 40 8
1495 Pssst..Lady! Want some nice tasty carbs? 1.2066 0.02921 271 224 38 9
1496 Massive layoffs at the Cheesecake Factories...all the baking jobs are going overseas. 1.2066 0.02874 271 223 40 8
1497 Psssssssst, Lady . . . know anybody in the joint could use a file? 1.2066 0.03013 271 226 34 11
1498 Judge Kavanaugh in DC switches his M.O. 1.2066 0.03252 242 203 28 11
1499 Excuse me Sir, I'm looking for Pancake Alley Bar and Grill. 1.2065 0.02939 247 202 39 6
1500 Psst, hey kid - ever try a gluten high? 1.2065 0.03206 247 207 29 11
1501 Psst...this baby has all the fat and extra gluten. 1.2064 0.03026 281 236 32 13
1502 It's from da Betty Crocker Crookbook. 1.2063 0.03009 252 208 36 8
1503 Are you a cop? 1.2063 0.02906 286 238 37 11
1504 Police surveillance of my established street corner spot recently became a problem. There's a nice Rolex inside. 1.2062 0.03072 257 214 33 10
1505 special deal on 100% gluten 1.2062 0.02919 257 211 39 7
1506 We're hoping to have the syrup smuggling up and running before the inevitable war with Canada. 1.2061 0.03032 262 218 34 10
1507 Pssst! I've got gluten? 1.2061 0.03127 262 220 30 12
1508 I also have black-market large soda cups. 1.2061 0.03032 262 218 34 10
1509 I've seen this cake scam before. 1.2061 0.02984 262 217 36 9
1510 Hey little lady, the first one's free. 1.2060 0.03164 233 193 32 8
1511 It's not fruit cake. 1.2060 0.03279 233 195 28 10
1512 I call it date bait. 1.2059 0.02864 272 224 40 8
1513 Pssst. . . .you can pass this off as your own. 1.2059 0.02816 272 223 42 7
1514 Breakfast is only $1.99, but the memories are priceless. 1.2058 0.03187 243 203 30 10
1515 You got anything else back there? I'm not really doing gluten this week. 1.2058 0.03187 243 203 30 10
1516 Free gluten? 1.2056 0.03037 248 205 35 8
1517 I'd like to add you to my LinkedIn network 1.2056 0.03091 248 206 33 9
1518 Pancakes are the gateway breakfast sweets 1.2056 0.03037 248 205 35 8
1519 Psst, I got that gluten. Hundred percent uncut flower, not that fake spelt stuff. 1.2056 0.03344 248 211 23 14
1520 Psst...Made with 100% real butter! 1.2056 0.03091 248 206 33 9
1521 Flapjacks for Wifi 1.2055 0.03101 253 211 32 10
1522 You a critic? You gotta tell me if you're a critic. 1.2053 0.03022 263 219 34 10
1523 ' Have you tried Death by Chocolate? 1.2053 0.03116 263 221 30 12
1524 Here’s the backorder you requested. 1.2053 0.02924 263 217 38 8
1525 Please, it's all I've got after the IHOb rebrand. 1.2052 0.03314 229 192 27 10
1526 Psst, 100% gluten 1.2052 0.02984 268 223 35 10
1527 You can have this cake, but I wouldn't eat it too. 1.2052 0.03121 268 226 29 13
1528 It's made with the finest grade, 100% pure, Colombian cocoa 1.2051 0.03082 273 230 30 13
1529 Free samples - only $8.50. 1.2051 0.02993 273 228 34 11
1530 Give me your purse and no one gets force-fed gluten 1.2051 0.03266 234 196 28 10
1531 Give me your money or the cake gets it! 1.2051 0.03266 234 196 28 10
1532 Well, I figured everyone loves hole-in-the-wall restaurants, so why not target the dessert crowd? 1.2050 0.03274 239 201 27 11
1533 The first bite's free... 1.2049 0.02790 283 233 42 8
1534 You forgot to finish your pancakes, ma'am. We have a no food left on plates policy at the diner. 1.2049 0.03279 244 206 26 12
1535 Honey, You haven't lived until you have tried these panhandled pancakes. 1.2049 0.03011 244 201 36 7
1536 You naughty man! 1.2049 0.03279 244 206 26 12
1537 The butcher, in the alley, with the full stack of pancakes. 1.2049 0.03175 244 204 30 10
1538 Psst! Want a half-price “It’s a boy!” gender reveal carrot cake? 1.2049 0.03175 244 204 30 10
1539 Pssst, I've got a nice little knock off Martha Stewart cake here, half price. 1.2047 0.02881 254 208 40 6
1540 My profile SAID ‘of independent means’. 1.2047 0.03285 254 216 24 14
1541 Special offer on state secrets and Russian honey cake... 1.2046 0.02899 259 213 39 7
1542 It's devil's food cake. We have to sell it on the sly. 1.2044 0.03027 274 230 32 12
1543 Just got a stash of pure carbs, straight from the heartland. 1.2043 0.03243 230 192 29 9
1544 Baking supplies? Two alleys down. 1.2043 0.03062 230 189 35 6
1545 Psst! You want a piece of it? 1.2043 0.02947 279 233 35 11
1546 You can trust me. It's exactly like the cake you'd get inside, but only half the calories. 1.2043 0.03021 235 193 36 6
1547 Pst. Lady, you wanna buy a non-gluton-free cake? 1.2043 0.03139 235 195 32 8
1548 "OK, lady. Here's the cake you ordered" "Shh! Not so loud. Here comes my Weight Watchers leader. Meet me around back". 1.2043 0.03139 235 195 32 8
1549 Oddly enough, some nut job she met in an alley was to blame for Susan becoming a fruitcake junkie. 1.2043 0.03081 235 194 34 7
1550 Helen, I've got hot pancakes, dripping with butter and syrup just for you. I'll never tell your husband you broke your diet if you don't tell my wife I love to cook when she's not home. 1.2042 0.02869 284 236 38 10
1551 Welcome to the Extra-Dimensional House of Pancakes. 1.2042 0.03096 240 199 33 8
1552 This city has a real pan-cake-handling problem. 1.2042 0.02750 289 238 43 8
1553 Don't mind me - I'm waiting to surprise the birthday girl 1.2041 0.03163 245 205 30 10
1554 I need feedback. 1.2041 0.03163 245 205 30 10
1555 This here is gluten-full, all trans-fat, and 100% high fructose corn syrup. The first taste is free. 1.2041 0.03215 245 206 28 11
1556 Back street baker during the gluten free apocalypse 1.2041 0.02944 245 201 38 6
1557 No. 3 of the Stations of the Crosstown commute 1.2040 0.03068 250 208 33 9
1558 Psst, pure Jamaican uncut carbs. 1.2040 0.02736 250 202 45 3
1559 Don’t crepe out on me now, Suzette! You can’t es-crepe your gluten-ous ways forever. 1.2040 0.03068 250 208 33 9
1560 Fruitcake! 1.2039 0.03129 255 214 30 11
1561 Hey. Wanna have your cake and eat it too? 1.2039 0.03129 255 214 30 11
1562 Gluten? So who wants to know, lady? 1.2038 0.03088 260 218 31 11
1563 Wanna get stacked tonight? 1.2038 0.03088 260 218 31 11
1564 Turning 50 really creeps up on you. 1.2038 0.03039 260 217 33 10
1565 I like big Bundts 1.2038 0.02904 265 219 38 8
1566 Psst! Lotsa gluten here! 1.2038 0.03001 265 221 34 10
1567 Hey, how about $5 for this cake? It was originally intended to celebrate President Trump receiving a Humanitarian of the Year award. 1.2034 0.03184 236 197 30 9
1568 Psssssst.......Calories! 1.2033 0.03028 241 199 35 7
1569 Psst, it's not gluten free. 1.2033 0.02933 246 202 38 6
1570 Are your cakes baked in a nut free facility? 1.2033 0.03151 246 206 30 10
1571 It needs a good home. 1.2032 0.03004 251 208 35 8
1572 You don’t need to be gluten-free, Martha. 1.2032 0.03004 251 208 35 8
1573 Pssst interested in some hot cakes? 1.2031 0.03171 261 221 27 13
1574 What kind of cherry? How far did it comes from? Is it organic? 1.2031 0.03171 261 221 27 13
1575 Psssst. Can I interest you in a little Grade A gluten? 1.2030 0.03038 266 223 32 11
1576 Have you seen the movie American Pie? 1.2030 0.02954 271 226 35 10
1577 We ran out of buildings to gentrify. 1.2030 0.02907 271 225 37 9
1578 Welcome to flapjack alley. 1.2029 0.03007 276 232 32 12
1579 Hey Lady! Want a bite of the big Apple? 1.2028 0.02928 281 235 35 11
1580 I run a pop up food cart, but the cart’s in the shop today. 1.2026 0.03038 232 191 35 6
1581 Give me all your syrup and we’ll both be on our way 1.2026 0.03099 232 192 33 7
1582 This chocolate is to diabetes for. 1.2025 0.02998 237 195 36 6
1583 Last pumpkin spice in town. 1.2025 0.03128 242 202 31 9
1584 Gay cake. Gay cake. 1.2025 0.03183 242 203 29 10
1585 Do you have any syrup? 1.2024 0.03046 252 210 33 9
1586 Welcome to food alley where all your taste fantasies come true. 1.2023 0.03007 257 214 34 9
1587 All the cool kids are ditching Keto. 1.2022 0.03027 267 224 32 11
1588 No Thanks, I don't like cherries. 1.2022 0.03083 277 235 28 14
1589 I don’t believe in sample sizes. 1.2018 0.02979 223 182 37 4
1590 Nice cakes... 1.2018 0.03192 228 190 30 8
1591 Shopping for three-layer cake with a strawberry on top? Well, you've found the right place. 1.2017 0.03103 238 198 32 8
1592 Here you go, lady. You can have your cake and eat it, too. 1.2017 0.03103 238 198 32 8
1593 If you want syrup you need to go to the other side of the block. 1.2016 0.02930 253 209 37 7
1594 It may seem crêpey, but it stacks up. 1.2015 0.03149 263 223 27 13
1595 Mom's Breakfast is Beta-testing our new slogan: "Cut us some slack and we'll serve you a stack." 1.2009 0.03297 229 193 26 10
1596 Just fell off a truck and gluten free too. 1.2008 0.03203 239 201 28 10
1597 Pssst! I'm out of Rolexes, but can I interest you in some Cartier flapjacks? 1.2008 0.02975 239 197 36 6
1598 Psst...want some Red Velvet, doll? 1.2008 0.03258 239 202 26 11
1599 Hey, sweetcakes. 1.2008 0.02956 249 206 36 7
1600 That ain’t gonna do it, Buddy. 1.2008 0.03218 249 211 26 12
1601 Psst... hey lady... interested in some hot cakes? 1.2008 0.03116 249 209 30 10
1602 Hey - gotta birthday you wanna ruin? 1.2008 0.02865 254 209 39 6
1603 No calories, vegan, gluten free, and it comes with Chris Hemsworth. It’ll just set you back one soul. 1.2008 0.03125 254 214 29 11
1604 Hey lady, interested in a tariff-free cake? 1.2008 0.03035 259 217 32 10
1605 Cake and Edith 1.2008 0.03180 259 220 26 13
1606 They said, 'Gluten free pancakes.' I'm setting 'em free. 1.2007 0.03006 269 226 32 11
1607 It’s my cheat day. 1.2007 0.03014 274 231 31 12
1608 And if you don't like blueberry, I've got plenty others in the back. 1.2000 0.02950 270 226 34 10
1609 Your secret admirer sends you a gift of pancakes. 1.2000 0.03039 245 204 33 8
1610 Interested in some hot cakes? 1.2000 0.03200 245 207 27 11
1611 You’re really willing to throw it all away for some gluten? 1.2000 0.03191 240 202 28 10
1612 It's naughty but nice--90 calories per slice. 1.2000 0.03180 235 197 29 9
1613 Don’t let people tell you that you don’t deserve it, ma’am. 1.2000 0.03039 245 204 33 8
1614 Come on. All the cool moms are eating it. 1.2000 0.03347 235 200 23 12
1615 Pssst, real Acapulco velvet. 1.2000 0.02909 255 211 37 7
1616 On Facebook you said you were looking for a cakewalk. 1.2000 0.03080 240 200 32 8
1617 Lady this is primo gluten...Nothing synthetic. 1.2000 0.03105 250 210 30 10
1618 The Short Stack epidemic has hit the street. 1.2000 0.02839 265 219 39 7
1619 Or, if you'd rather, I've got a lovely assortment of day-old butter tarts in alley number 2, just around the corner. 1.2000 0.02994 220 180 36 4
1620 ....and loaded with gluten..... 1.2000 0.03093 245 205 31 9
1621 If you're looking for something in chocolate, a batch of knock-off muffins will be ready in an hour. 1.2000 0.03013 255 213 33 9
1622 Oh, it's that old 'free gingerbread' trick again, is it? 1.2000 0.03215 260 222 24 14
1623 Wanna see some REAL cheesecake?”* 1.2000 0.03022 240 199 34 7
1624 Pure butter, lady. Primo! 1.2000 0.02983 245 203 35 7
1625 Here's something for you to confess at OA. 1.2000 0.02983 245 203 35 7
1626 First ones' free! 1.1992 0.03014 261 219 32 10
1627 Denial cake? Made with red-tide extract, frack waste water, meat from 4 endangered species, and wildfire smoke." 1.1992 0.03014 261 219 32 10
1628 Psst -- last year's fruit cake. Pass it on." Catherine Barron Fredericksburg, V 1.1992 0.02898 256 212 37 7
1629 Psst...extra sugar and gluten served on the down low. 1.1992 0.03002 256 214 33 9
1630 I have an offer you can’t refuse. 1.1992 0.03152 256 217 27 12
1631 Psssssttt! Hey kid you ever seen real flapjacks? 1.1992 0.03144 251 212 28 11
1632 How do I know it really has artificial ingredients? 1.1992 0.02916 246 203 37 6
1633 ...you can have it and eat it too...do I look like I care?! 1.1992 0.03011 241 200 34 7
1634 Counterfeit Crepes? 1.1992 0.03233 241 204 26 11
1635 The Donald did say to let them eat cake so ... 1.1992 0.03167 236 198 29 9
1636 No, they're not "hot". At best they're lukewarm. 1.1992 0.03167 236 198 29 9
1637 Need a fix 1.1991 0.03328 231 196 24 11
1638 Hey, lady, 500 calories. 1.1984 0.02978 252 210 34 8
1639 Hey, sugar? 1.1984 0.03133 252 213 28 11
1640 I can tell by your expression - they were out of syrup. 1.1984 0.02961 247 205 35 7
1641 Pssst! It's full of gluten 1.1984 0.03016 247 206 33 8
1642 Cannabis pancakes?” 1.1983 0.03112 242 203 30 9
1643 Let you have this for just sixty-five cents. Just fell off the bakery truck. 1.1983 0.03112 242 203 30 9
1644 Hey weight watcher! We label these zero points. 1.1983 0.03167 242 204 28 10
1645 Your short stack is showing. 1.1983 0.03167 242 204 28 10
1646 Last chance, 20% off and free delivery. 1.1983 0.03112 242 203 30 9
1647 Zero calories - if you just look! 1.1983 0.03000 242 201 34 7
1648 First slice is free. 1.1979 0.02939 283 239 32 12
1649 Hey, wanna buy some calories? 1.1978 0.03055 273 232 28 13
1650 Pastrami sandwich, Lady, hot off a 3D printer. Just $25. 1.1978 0.02709 268 220 43 5
1651 are they gluten-free? 1.1977 0.02894 263 219 36 8
1652 None of that corn-based stuff... The syrup on this baby's genuine Canadian maple. 1.1976 0.02967 253 211 34 8
1653 Yeah, three fucking michelin stars. I can't believe it either. Pancakes? 1.1976 0.03112 248 209 29 10
1654 Psst. Here! It has gluten. Take it! 1.1976 0.02950 248 206 35 7
1655 With you, life has a cherry on top. 1.1975 0.02931 243 201 36 6
1656 PSST....Wanna buy some real pancakes - not designer? Loads of Mrs. Butterworth's syrup and just a cherry on top. And I can take that off. Make you a real good deal. 1.1975 0.03143 238 200 29 9
1657 The first gluten is free 1.1974 0.03008 233 193 34 6
1658 Interested in a hot cake, lady? 1.1974 0.03112 228 190 31 7
1659 Wanna buy a gender targeted designer drug? 1.1974 0.03464 228 196 19 13
1660 Hotcakes, pancakes, griddle cakes, flapjacks, whatever. It's the cherry on top that will make your heart sing. 1.1974 0.03112 228 190 31 7
1661 No Dr. Brunholtz! I I did NOT imagine it! He was standing in the doorway offering me a plate of pancakes! 1.1970 0.02801 269 223 39 7
1662 No Thanks. I don't let them eat cake 1.1970 0.02884 264 220 36 8
1663 Hey. Wanna buy a hot hotcake? 1.1969 0.02970 259 217 33 9
1664 First stack's free. But the artisinal compote will cost ya. 1.1969 0.02956 254 212 34 8
1665 It's got that pure Columbian white powdered sugar. 1.1969 0.03008 254 213 32 9
1666 You want a piece? 1.1968 0.03048 249 209 31 9
1667 If I was a narc, we would be talking donuts. 1.1968 0.03203 249 212 25 12
1668 You've heard of Back Door Donuts on Martha's Vineyard? We're Back Door Edibles on the Upper East Side. 1.1968 0.02939 249 207 35 7
1669 This is not what it looks like. 1.1968 0.03048 249 209 31 9
1670 Pssssst, hey Lady, want some cholesterol ? 1.1968 0.03100 249 210 29 10
1671 I specialize in forgotten birthdays and anniversaries but I also do holidays. 1.1967 0.02898 239 197 37 5
1672 HEY, last chance before you go gluten-free . On the house ! 1.1967 0.03131 239 201 29 9
1673 Pssst you lookin' for some pancakes? 1.1965 0.03280 229 194 25 10
1674 How did you know it was my birthday 1.1962 0.02924 265 222 34 9
1675 Hey lady, carb or sugar fix, cheap? 1.1962 0.03020 265 224 30 11
1676 Pssst . . . Need a sugar fix? 1.1962 0.03020 265 224 30 11
1677 Pssst. Gluten and sugar 1.1962 0.02752 260 214 41 5
1678 Kim knew never to even look at the forbidden treats of Secret Alley. 1.1962 0.02858 260 216 37 7
1679 I do. 1.1962 0.03154 260 222 25 13
1680 First bite is free...second bite will cost you your purse. 1.1962 0.02805 260 215 39 6
1681 Hey, little girl, want some non gluten free carbs? 1.1962 0.03107 260 221 27 12
1682 Hey, baby, want a high-sugar, high-carb, gluten rush? 1.1961 0.03148 255 217 26 12
1683 Welcome to sweet tooth alley. 1.1961 0.02998 255 214 32 9
1684 It's a carbohydrate trap. 1.1960 0.02873 250 207 37 6
1685 Raisin d' Eatery? 1.1959 0.03131 245 207 28 10
1686 get 'em while they're hot. 1.1959 0.03022 245 205 32 8
1687 Psst, I've got hot cakes 1.1958 0.03062 240 201 31 8
1688 Cellphones killed the wristwatch, butter and maple syrup are here to stay. 1.1957 0.02985 235 195 34 6
1689 Psst - gluten - check it out... 1.1956 0.03063 271 231 27 13
1690 The maple syrup cartel thanks you for your silence. 1.1956 0.03255 225 190 26 9
1691 I got the purest on the market. No GMOs. No preservatives. 1.1955 0.03056 266 226 28 12
1692 Psst. Hey, lady. Want some breakfast? 1.1955 0.03009 266 225 30 11
1693 Psst, psst. Gluten full. Got some gluten full, here. 1.1955 0.02913 266 223 34 9
1694 Pssst...lady, hey, have a piece of cake. You derserve it. No one’s gonna know. 1.1955 0.02864 266 222 36 8
1695 Mom... I can explain!!! 1.1954 0.02949 261 219 33 9
1696 Psst, lady, want some of the good stuff? 1.1954 0.03096 261 222 27 12
1697 Patty cake? 1.1953 0.02935 256 214 34 8
1698 I'm as surprised as you are. 1.1953 0.03038 256 216 30 10
1699 Porkbellies? Nah, this is the TrumpBellies stock market cake: Tarriff-laden imported Belgian chocolate & sugar high followed in 4 hours by a postprandial hypoglycemia sugar crash that leads nowhere except to a big BlubberButt. 1.1952 0.03078 251 212 29 10
1700 How much, for just the icing...? 1.1952 0.02784 292 245 37 10
1701 Sorry, this one is spoken for. We’re accepting orders for Christmas though. 1.1951 0.02841 246 203 38 5
1702 Sorry, not looking to get baked 1.1951 0.03119 246 208 28 10
1703 You need a sugar boost, Supergirl. 1.1950 0.02892 282 238 33 11
1704 Hey, Lady; Gotta knife? 1.1949 0.02912 236 195 36 5
1705 Pssst, lady. Just got a new load of hot cakes. You want in? 1.1949 0.03092 236 198 30 8
1706 Hey lady, you interested in some gluten? 1.1949 0.03007 272 231 29 12
1707 Seven layers, chocolate and raspberry - I got your vice right here, baby. 1.1949 0.02962 272 230 31 11
1708 Pssst....lady... Cocaine pancakes? 1.1948 0.02999 267 226 30 11
1709 50 bucks for a gram 1.1947 0.03180 226 190 28 8
1710 Here. I have the cake ,but I can't eat it too. 1.1947 0.02939 262 220 33 9
1711 Psst, have I got a short stack for you! 1.1947 0.02939 262 220 33 9
1712 So, I needn't have baked after all. 1.1946 0.03027 257 217 30 10
1713 Loose flapjacks. Loose flapjacks. 1.1946 0.02872 257 214 36 7
1714 Psst, I’ve got a sweet deal for you. 1.1944 0.02908 252 210 35 7
1715 Pssst! Wanna buy some carbohydrates? 1.1944 0.02908 252 210 35 7
1716 Alley way Al? I didnt know you baked! 1.1944 0.02961 252 211 33 8
1717 Welcome to our meet cute. 1.1943 0.03054 247 208 30 9
1718 It's a stack of Pretty Pleases with a cherry on top. 1.1942 0.02982 242 202 33 7
1719 Psst. When that broad said, "Let them eat cake," this is the cake she was talkin' about. 1.1941 0.02962 237 197 34 6
1720 Hand over the icing and no one gets hurt. 1.1941 0.03080 237 199 30 8
1721 C'mon, just one bite... 1.1939 0.02978 263 222 31 10
1722 Local pancakes...Help Make America Great Again 1.1938 0.02977 227 188 34 5
1723 I lower my carbon footprint by leaving the truck at home. Flapjack? 1.1938 0.03462 227 196 18 13
1724 Psst! Ya wanna fruitcake? Fresh this year! 1.1938 0.03016 258 218 30 10
1725 I made you a pancake for every year of our marriage. Happy anniversary. 1.1938 0.03114 258 220 26 12
1726 Psst...need some cake WITH gluten? 1.1937 0.02951 253 212 33 8
1727 Ever since the legalization of weed, dealers have been struggling to find the perfect underground niche 1.1935 0.02817 279 234 36 9
1728 They're fair trade. 1.1935 0.02628 279 230 44 5
1729 We're offering alley pricing on this cake. 1.1935 0.03043 248 209 30 9
1730 Pssst....try some,first one’s free. 1.1935 0.03043 248 209 30 9
1731 Still working out the business model. But I'm giving 'Back Alley Pancakes' a try. 1.1935 0.02933 248 207 34 7
1732 Our alley cakes are made using my grandmother’s receipe. 1.1935 0.03096 248 210 28 10
1733 But I insist. 1.1933 0.02736 269 223 40 6
1734 No one expects the Spanish Dietician 1.1931 0.03111 233 196 29 8
1735 No "box cake" here -- we think and bake outside 1.1931 0.03005 259 219 30 10
1736 Made with quality ingredients from the back of my truck. 1.1930 0.03030 228 190 32 6
1737 These pancakes are hot-- in more ways than one. 1.1930 0.03093 228 191 30 7
1738 Pssst...wanna try some hot cakes? 1.1929 0.02887 254 212 35 7
1739 Hey, you look like somebody who can recognize a good deal. 1.1929 0.02940 254 213 33 8
1740 Gluten, gluten, anyone looking for gluten? 1.1928 0.03031 249 210 30 9
1741 You want syrup? It's in my van. 1.1928 0.02867 249 207 36 6
1742 Pauli's Pop-up Flapjacks -- we pass the savings to you! 1.1927 0.03182 218 183 28 7
1743 Psssst. Like a sugar rush? 1.1926 0.03126 244 207 27 10
1744 We’re booked, but can I interest you in a dessert? 1.1926 0.02874 270 227 34 9
1745 A cake for your thoughts? 1.1925 0.03057 239 201 30 8
1746 Wanna follow me to the kitchen and help me frost it ? 1.1923 0.03092 260 222 26 12
1747 I've got the stack, if you've got the syrup. 1.1923 0.02945 260 219 32 9
1748 Hey lady, I got full on gluten pancakes. First bite's free. Then we'll talk numbers. 1.1922 0.03133 255 218 25 12
1749 Sorry, Frank....the Zoning Board Director election is already over and I lost. 1.1922 0.02767 255 211 39 5
1750 Pssst... you wanna get stacked? 1.1922 0.02982 255 215 31 9
1751 Psst. Hot cakes. Over here. 1.1920 0.02912 250 209 34 7
1752 Pssst. Pancakes with all the gluten you want. 1.1920 0.03020 250 211 30 9
1753 Psssst. Tiramisu. 1.1920 0.02912 250 209 34 7
1754 Psst. It's calorie free. 1.1920 0.02799 250 207 38 5
1755 Don't worry, you won't get hurt. I know all about torts. 1.1920 0.03124 224 188 29 7
1756 Psst! You looking for non gluten-free eats? 1.1920 0.03249 224 190 25 9
1757 Hey, lady! You wanna REAL cake wit GMOs, gluten and sugar? 1.1918 0.03060 245 207 29 9
1758 You've had fondant icing; now there's a fentanyl version. 1.1918 0.02773 245 202 39 4
1759 Our dog ate the icing. Your dog want the rest? 1.1918 0.02949 245 205 33 7
1760 Lemonade was my gateway confection. 1.1918 0.03005 245 206 31 8
1761 Pst... You lookin' for real Canadian syrup? 1.1917 0.02899 266 224 33 9
1762 Pssst, Hey you want buy a hot cake? 1.1917 0.03157 240 204 26 10
1763 When you're young, they warn you about drug dealers. I guess they forgot to tell all the adults about the pancake dealers. 1.1917 0.03045 240 202 30 8
1764 Psst. You a baking show producer? 1.1916 0.02726 261 216 40 5
1765 Everyone's doing it... it's the most important meal of the day. 1.1916 0.03081 261 223 26 12
1766 psst... first short stack is free. 1.1915 0.03145 235 199 27 9
1767 I used a secret recipe. 1.1914 0.02971 256 216 31 9
1768 PSST - No one needs to know you're not eating gluten free. 1.1914 0.03022 256 217 29 10
1769 I love your skirt.” “Thanks, yours is great too. 1.1914 0.02971 256 216 31 9
1770 The patriarchy is having to resort to back alley double chocolate cake trickery to lure its usual victims back in. 1.1913 0.02913 277 235 31 11
1771 This isn't what I meant by backdoor creampie 1.1913 0.03249 230 196 24 10
1772 Up for a cake walk? 1.1913 0.03249 230 196 24 10
1773 You try going back to fourth grade after selling your first lemonade. 1.1913 0.03006 230 192 32 6
1774 French pastries. The kind of thing you don't want your friends know you like. 1.1912 0.02806 272 228 36 8
1775 I heard it's somebody's birthday! 1.1912 0.02758 272 227 38 7
1776 No, Monday is sacher. Tuesday is masoch. 1.1912 0.02902 272 230 32 10
1777 I told you we have got to stop meeting like this! 1.1912 0.02758 272 227 38 7
1778 Yo mama, da cake a'int fake, please take, cuz I bake, for heavens sake. 1.1911 0.02938 246 206 33 7
1779 Psst...pure Kansas gluten...first one's free. 1.1911 0.03049 246 208 29 9
1780 Don't try to run, lady --- hand over the frosting. 1.1911 0.03156 246 210 25 11
1781 It's a living! 1.1911 0.03049 246 208 29 9
1782 is it gluten free? 1.1910 0.02738 267 222 39 6
1783 Welcome to the After-Hours Breakfast Club. 1.1909 0.03145 241 205 26 10
1784 Is it Vegan? 1.1908 0.03070 262 224 26 12
1785 Psst, Paula Dean flapjacks. 1.1908 0.02873 262 220 34 8
1786 Don't tell me, it's probably another fake cake you trumped up. 1.1908 0.03117 262 225 24 13
1787 Sure, I'll forgive him ...when some stranger hands me a birthday cake! 1.1908 0.03070 262 224 26 12
1788 Brown sugar... chocolate chips... gluten.... 1.1907 0.03132 236 200 27 9
1789 Costo pop-up shop. Can I interest you in a sample? 1.1907 0.03111 257 220 25 12
1790 Pssst! Forget IHOP... I’ve got the good stuff. First taste is free. 1.1907 0.02909 257 216 33 8
1791 As a matter of fact, they ARE gluten free. 1.1905 0.02945 252 212 32 8
1792 We’re doing a pancake pop up until Saturday when the Airbnb rental ends. 1.1905 0.03050 252 214 28 10
1793 Welcome to have your cake and eat it. 1.1905 0.02945 252 212 32 8
1794 The local dispensary drove my bakery underground. 1.1905 0.03056 231 194 30 7
1795 It's legal in 11 states now, lady. You want a few ounces to try? 1.1905 0.02998 252 213 30 9
1796 Pssst...first stack is free 1.1903 0.02812 247 205 37 5
1797 A humble pre-yoga tonight gift, from your husband's ex. 1.1903 0.03091 247 210 27 10
1798 Hey lady, interested in a high end, cherry-topped, Christmas Fruit Cake made with weed-laced Gummy Bears? 1.1903 0.03098 226 190 29 7
1799 Not again! 1.1901 0.02946 284 243 28 13
1800 I've been watching the Great British Baking Show. Is it scrummy? 1.1901 0.02963 263 223 30 10
1801 You can't buy my silence that easily. 1.1901 0.02863 263 221 34 8
1802 What? You wanna piece of me? 1.1901 0.02963 263 223 30 10
1803 You'll love this hemp cake. It´s good for your Keto, Ducan or Flexitarian diet. It´s non-GMO, free of artificial colors, preservatives, soy, antibiotics, pesticides, herbicides, high fructose corn syrup, lectin and other glycoproteins. 1.1901 0.03241 242 208 22 12
1804 Are those hot cakes? 1.1899 0.03000 258 219 29 10
1805 Hey lady...you ever had creepy crepes before?" 1.1899 0.03000 258 219 29 10
1806 Doris, it's me or you Keto diet! 1.1897 0.02934 253 213 32 8
1807 Is that free gluten? 1.1897 0.03105 232 196 28 8
1808 Is that powdered sugar? 1.1896 0.02869 269 227 33 9
1809 I'd play impossible solos for you on a violin, but I'm a cook. 1.1896 0.02770 269 225 37 7
1810 Can I get a to go box with that? 1.1895 0.02916 248 208 33 7
1811 Pssst, $5 gluten cheat and Santa will never know. 1.1895 0.03026 248 210 29 9
1812 Thanks for making these, Bob. No one stacks up to you. 1.1895 0.02972 248 209 31 8
1813 Bet you didn't expect to find your future hotcakes in some alley. 1.1895 0.02672 285 238 40 7
1814 I hacked Marriott all I got was this lousy pancake recipe. 1.1894 0.03270 227 194 23 10
1815 Hey lady! Settle a bet? Are these pancakes or hoecakes? Or flapjacks? Or Johnnycakes? Or hot cakes? Or griddle cakes? 1.1894 0.02853 264 222 34 8
1816 Cake porn?” 1.1894 0.02853 264 222 34 8
1817 Yes, flapjacks! And let your mind run free through the innuendos. 1.1894 0.02802 264 221 36 7
1818 Get your carbs here away from your friends 1.1894 0.03049 264 226 26 12
1819 Gluten pushers. 1.1893 0.03066 243 206 28 9
1820 Don't be a quitter, lady. 1.1893 0.03066 243 206 28 9
1821 Ask - and you’ll receive. 1.1892 0.03257 222 189 24 9
1822 Psst, gluten pancakes here, get ‘em while they’re hot. 1.1892 0.03064 222 186 30 6
1823 We really have to stop meeting like this. 1.1892 0.03088 259 222 25 12
1824 Pssst, hey lady, wanna taste my dessert? 1.1891 0.02826 275 232 34 9
1825 Hello little lady......would you like to try my Petite Gateau? 1.1891 0.03108 238 202 27 9
1826 Can't. Bingo night. 1.1890 0.02815 254 212 36 6
1827 Hey baby, got any maple syrup? 1.1889 0.02907 270 229 31 10
1828 Pssst.I can get one with vanilla frosting too. 1.1887 0.02893 265 224 32 9
1829 Psst. Black market high-fructose corn syrup. 1.1885 0.02825 244 203 36 5
1830 Hot baked goods. 1.1885 0.03055 244 207 28 9
1831 Would you like a piece of my cake? Online dating didn't work, so I thought I'd try this. 1.1885 0.02773 260 217 37 6
1832 Get your gluten fix. 1.1885 0.02826 260 218 35 7
1833 Pssst . . . Interested in a stack of "hot" cakes? 1.1883 0.02921 239 200 33 6
1834 It's sugar-frosted chocolate butter-gluten cake. With a vegan cherry on top! 1.1883 0.02980 239 201 31 7
1835 Were you the one who ordered the pancakes? 1.1882 0.02913 255 215 32 8
1836 Hey lady, full stack of pancakes; the cost is your soul” 1.1882 0.02913 255 215 32 8
1837 Psst. Flapjacks. Hot. 1.1882 0.02913 255 215 32 8
1838 The pancakes are like crack. 1.1882 0.02702 271 226 39 6
1839 Saul's Deli, 2 blocks down. 1.1882 0.02650 271 225 41 5
1840 Pssst , get some ice cream , coupla candles , make a wish....? 1.1882 0.02944 271 231 29 11
1841 If you buy, I'll throw in a hot watch. 1.1882 0.02917 287 246 28 13
1842 The triple-decker alley special for today. 1.1881 0.03293 218 186 23 9
1843 Pssst! Buy from me and it will be approved by your weight-loss plan. 1.1880 0.03139 234 199 26 9
1844 Cynthia always had an eye for a deal on the Black Forest Gateau market. 1.1880 0.03004 250 212 29 9
1845 Dining out again today, are we? 1.1880 0.02839 250 209 35 6
1846 Ssst...Guilt-free ingredients.. 1.1880 0.02783 266 223 36 7
1847 As a reward for sticking to your diet, I present you with this buttercream marjolaine with chocolate ganache. 1.1880 0.02883 266 225 32 9
1848 Hey lady, this pound cake is a steal for the price of a half pound. 1.1878 0.02815 245 204 36 5
1849 The only surviving members of the ""International Fruitcake Regard Organization - Upper Peoria" chapter - (IFRO-UP) gather for their monthly meeting. 1.1877 0.02969 261 222 29 10
1850 Psst. Hey, lady. If you hand this off to the guy on the corner over there, no questions asked, there will be something in it for ya. 1.1877 0.02709 261 217 39 5
1851 “Try any funny stuff and I’ll pack you full of partially hydrogenated soybean oil.” 1.1875 0.03249 240 207 21 12
1852 Where the alley meets the sidewalk. 1.1873 0.02970 267 228 28 11
1853 Suffice it to say, I didn't win the bet. 1.1873 0.03097 251 215 25 11
1854 This is the only way I can sell carbs. 1.1873 0.03045 251 214 27 10
1855 ...and I have a puppy in the back! 1.1872 0.02947 235 197 32 6
1856 Hay. Lady! Interested in some pancakes with gluten? We'll never tell. 1.1872 0.03184 235 201 24 10
1857 Beware the bringer of gifts 1.1871 0.02703 278 233 38 7
1858 Gluten this good costs ten bucks a gram. 1.1870 0.03086 246 210 26 10
1859 It's gluten-free, but it's not guilt-free 1.1870 0.03086 246 210 26 10
1860 Welcome to my newest Pop-Up. 1.1870 0.03111 230 195 27 8
1861 I couldn't get my hands on pannetone this year. 1.1868 0.02830 273 231 33 9
1862 Psst. Hot pancakes? 1.1867 0.03016 241 204 29 8
1863 Psst! Lady! Looking for a special deal on a Gâteau aux marrons? 1.1867 0.03183 241 207 23 11
1864 My wife’s getting suspicious. We have to stop eating lie this. 1.1867 0.03183 241 207 23 11
1865 No one will know you ate this cake 1.1867 0.03072 241 205 27 9
1866 If you really aren't a cop then take a bite. 1.1867 0.02714 241 199 39 3
1867 C’mon baby, first taste is free. 1.1867 0.03217 225 192 24 9
1868 This is not what you think it is. 1.1866 0.02764 268 225 36 7
1869 First slice is free, kiddo. 1.1866 0.02764 268 225 36 7
1870 Jane, I snuck it from the restaurant before its 3rd star got taken away. 1.1866 0.02608 268 222 42 4
1871 Psst! hey baby, I got your gluten right here. 1.1866 0.02814 268 226 34 8
1872 Carbs...got those good carbs...that good gluten... 1.1865 0.03086 252 216 25 11
1873 Are those cakes hot? 1.1865 0.02761 252 210 37 5
1874 If you don't cheer up the office who will? 1.1864 0.02874 236 197 34 5
1875 Leave the vegetables. Take the cannoli cake. 1.1864 0.02936 236 198 32 6
1876 You may have fooled me with the apple, but this ploy is not going to work. 1.1864 0.02834 279 237 32 10
1877 Boris Johnson, in MAGA cap, street-tests the "cake and eat it too" theory..... 1.1862 0.02909 247 208 32 7
1878 Al Cakepone before the name change. 1.1862 0.03128 247 212 24 11
1879 Carbs, am I right? 1.1862 0.02794 247 206 36 5
1880 Pssst. Wanna try some refined carbs? The first taste is free. 1.1862 0.03020 247 210 28 9
1881 Pssst ... back alley breakfast with a cherry on top, it's a party back there, you're invited. Interested? 1.1862 0.02852 247 207 34 6
1882 Pssst lady, want some nonna-that-vegan-crap cake? 1.1860 0.02934 258 219 30 9
1883 Psst, pancakes - the first one's free. 1.1860 0.02934 258 219 30 9
1884 Hey, I seen you ogling it in the market... 1.1860 0.02829 258 217 34 7
1885 Short stack? 1.1860 0.02748 285 241 35 9
1886 Excuse me, sir, I'm looking for the Short Stack, Long Alley bakery. 1.1860 0.02946 242 204 31 7
1887 Look, I know carob gets a bad rap, but try it. 1.1860 0.03061 242 206 27 9
1888 Are you going to eat that? 1.1860 0.03061 242 206 27 9
1889 It's got a fruit on it....'cause it's a fruit cake. 1.1860 0.03004 242 205 29 8
1890 Take that cherry off the top and it's just a stack of pancakes. 1.1860 0.02888 242 203 33 6
1891 Imported. Low carb. No tariff. 1.1859 0.02652 269 224 40 5
1892 Don't worry--these pancakes are hot alright. 1.1858 0.02694 253 210 39 4
1893 Psst. I got a cake here. Ya wanna get a sugar high? 1.1857 0.02985 237 200 30 7
1894 You forgot to take the cannoli. 1.1856 0.02986 264 226 27 11
1895 Psst... It’s all gluten-free up ahead” 1.1855 0.02899 248 209 32 7
1896 Psst! Mary Poppins hats cheap! 1.1853 0.03146 232 198 25 9
1897 Wanna try something feisty with a little cool whip? 1.1853 0.02962 232 195 31 6
1898 Here... The gluten is free. 1.1853 0.03024 259 222 26 11
1899 You want some hotcakes, hotcakes? 1.1853 0.02655 259 215 40 4
1900 Free fruitcake? 1.1853 0.03169 259 225 20 14
1901 It ain't easy living on the streets when you don't got any syrup. 1.1852 0.02877 243 204 33 6
1902 Gourmet recycling, madame. Straight from the trash cans of the rich and famous. 1.1852 0.03099 216 182 28 6
1903 Hot off the truck. 1.1852 0.02993 243 206 29 8
1904 Please, somebody, don’t let me eat it. 1.1852 0.02877 243 204 33 6
1905 Pardon me. Would you mind taking this in to Mr. Chapo? 1.1852 0.02939 270 231 28 11
1906 One step closer and I'll flap you jack. 1.1852 0.02892 270 230 30 10
1907 The streets are filled with so many shady dealers nowadays... 1.1850 0.02853 254 214 33 7
1908 Brunch really should be legal by now, don't you think? 1.1850 0.03063 254 218 25 11
1909 C’mon, all the cool kids are doin’ it. 1.1850 0.02907 254 215 31 8
1910 How about a few extra carbs? Cash only. 1.1850 0.02907 254 215 31 8
1911 You won't pan these cakes," he purrs, triggering her two deepest fears: carbs and bad puns 1.1849 0.02878 265 225 31 9
1912 Make sure Aunt Jemima doesn't find out about our little rendezvous alright? 1.1849 0.02828 265 224 33 8
1913 Pssst! You wanna some high-grade gluten? 1.1848 0.02706 276 232 37 7
1914 Your birthday today? 1.1847 0.02943 249 211 30 8
1915 End-of-days special. 1.1847 0.02998 249 212 28 9
1916 They're hotcakes, but not-like- "hot" hotcakes. 1.1847 0.02714 249 207 38 4
1917 In America, strangers offer you candy from white vans. I must be in Canada. 1.1847 0.02831 249 209 34 6
1918 Psst! Wanta try my 3 layer surprise? 1.1846 0.03013 260 223 26 11
1919 Sooo many calories, sooo litle time. 1.1845 0.02929 271 232 28 11
1920 Our CBD bakery cross-sells to different commuter demographics. 1.1844 0.02924 244 206 31 7
1921 You lookin' for carbs? First stack free... 1.1844 0.02924 244 206 31 7
1922 Business isn't what it used to be... 1.1844 0.02924 244 206 31 7
1923 Feelthy calories, madam? 1.1843 0.02949 255 217 29 9
1924 Cassata cake, $1.50, it fell off the back of a trucker’s plate. 1.1842 0.03013 266 229 25 12
1925 I was kinda hoping for an egg white omelette . . . 1.1842 0.02767 266 224 35 7
1926 Wanna buy some hot cakes? 1.1841 0.02792 277 235 33 9
1927 Pssst. Hot hot cakes? 1.1841 0.03021 239 203 28 8
1928 Psst..don't look over your shoulder. Gluten filled Carbs. 1.1841 0.03021 239 203 28 8
1929 Promise you won't tell anyone I didn't use kosher salt. 1.1841 0.03021 239 203 28 8
1930 Hey baby, care for some sugar? 1.1841 0.02962 239 202 30 7
1931 Aw, c'mon...I added a cherry on top just for you! 1.1841 0.03021 239 203 28 8
1932 Pssst---wanna cop some hot cakes? 1.1839 0.02851 261 221 32 8
1933 My last batch before I leave to cook at a spa. 1.1838 0.03061 234 199 27 8
1934 Psst, looking for some Betty Crocker gold? 1.1837 0.02796 245 205 35 5
1935 Knock off designer flapjackets down here, lady. 1.1837 0.03026 245 209 27 9
1936 Psssst...sugar? 1.1837 0.02796 245 205 35 5
1937 Stop it, Frank. You know me and the kids are allergic to chocolate. 1.1836 0.03091 256 221 23 12
1938 Ma'am, this non-GMO, sugar-free, gluten-free, no added salt piece of cake will leave you speechless. 1.1835 0.02907 267 228 29 10
1939 Tinder wasn’t working out so well so I thought I’d try pancake handouts. 1.1833 0.02950 240 203 30 7
1940 Not even if it's sugar and gluten free? 1.1833 0.02830 240 201 34 5
1941 Here, you can have it. I don't even work here. 1.1833 0.03178 240 207 22 11
1942 Hey mamma, yo daddy's got a stack of sugar here. 1.1833 0.02922 251 213 30 8
1943 I call it the pancoke. 1.1833 0.03183 251 218 20 13
1944 They don’t put gluten this good on the menu in the States 1.1830 0.03049 235 200 27 8
1945 Psst, be honest, is the cherry too much? 1.1830 0.02989 235 199 29 7
1946 Psst! Could I interest you in some hot cakes? 1.1829 0.03014 246 210 27 9
1947 ANOTHER DAMN FATTENING POP-UP! 1.1829 0.02845 246 207 33 6
1948 Hey! Hotcakes, got any syrup 1.1829 0.02928 257 219 29 9
1949 The first taste is free; if you want more, you're gonna have to pay 1.1829 0.02656 257 214 39 4
1950 Psst, over here. You look like you could use a little breakfast. 1.1829 0.02928 257 219 29 9
1951 Pssst, no gluten or sugar. First bite is free. 1.1826 0.02966 230 194 30 6
1952 They sell these for seven-fifty a pop. This one's yours for a buck" 1.1825 0.02800 252 212 34 6
1953 Excuse me, do you have any butter? 1.1825 0.02673 263 220 38 5
1954 They're very legal and very cool. Trust me. 1.1825 0.02981 263 226 26 11
1955 psssst . . . babka? 1.1822 0.03241 214 183 23 8
1956 Cakewalk? 1.1822 0.02939 225 189 31 5
1957 Can I please see the nutrition information, and I’m presuming it’s gluten free, lactose free, sugar free, and contains no nuts. 1.1822 0.03135 225 192 25 8
1958 A sous-terre chef 1.1822 0.02854 236 198 33 5
1959 Psst! Hot cakes... 1.1822 0.02948 247 210 29 8
1960 Again, I'm sorry I forgot your birthday...but Breakfast-Way-After-Bed seemed a lot more inventive this morning. 1.1822 0.02934 269 231 27 11
1961 The pop up surprise birthday party is invented. 1.1818 0.03019 264 228 24 12
1962 ‘“The fell off a griddle.” 1.1818 0.02843 275 235 30 10
1963 That time you were accosted by a pancakehandler. 1.1818 0.02954 253 216 28 9
1964 I put a little something extra in here. 1.1818 0.02717 264 222 36 6
1965 Psst! Wanna buy some pancakes filled with gluten? 1.1818 0.02954 231 195 30 6
1966 If you got the syrup, I got the pancakes. 1.1818 0.02900 253 215 30 8
1967 The restaurant crawl starts here. 1.1818 0.02770 264 223 34 7
1968 Do you still eat gluten? 1.1818 0.02900 253 215 30 8
1969 Hey, you! Nice cakes. 1.1815 0.02729 270 228 35 7
1970 Psst, hey lady you wanna a piece? 1.1815 0.02829 270 230 31 9
1971 How about twenty bucks for a Four Seasons dessert knockoff. 1.1815 0.02802 259 219 33 7
1972 Care to try a Brexit waffle? 1.1815 0.02802 259 219 33 7
1973 Guaranteed to kill. And it's untraceable. 1.1815 0.02855 259 220 31 8
1974 This is not a crepe. 1.1815 0.02802 259 219 33 7
1975 Certified gluten-full. 1.1815 0.02855 259 220 31 8
1976 We're trying a new business approach. 1.1815 0.02765 248 208 35 5
1977 Hurry up, before Ihop catches me sneaking these out the back door 1.1815 0.02705 248 207 37 4
1978 I saw you coming... 1.1815 0.02824 248 209 33 6
1979 It doesn’t matter if your apron isn’t blue. You were supposed to deliver the ingredients to my house! 1.1815 0.02937 248 211 29 8
1980 First taste is free! 1.1815 0.02765 248 208 35 5
1981 Pssst! Want a sugar-loaded, gluten-heavy and filled with carbs cake? 1.1815 0.03046 248 213 25 10
1982 Psst, lady. Check'em out. 100% real gluten. 1.1814 0.03253 237 206 19 12
1983 How about making the season jolly with me? 1.1814 0.03026 237 202 27 8
1984 Buy this on the Black Forest Market. 1.1811 0.02760 265 224 34 7
1985 want to buy some hot pancakes? 1.1811 0.02607 254 211 40 3
1986 The pancake cartels laughed a Al's recipes but on this day Al's allycakes were born. 1.1811 0.02836 254 215 32 7
1987 Would you like to eat it too? 1.1811 0.03087 243 209 24 10
1988 Psst, they've got gluten in 'em. 1.1810 0.02813 232 194 34 4
1989 They're full of gluten. 1.1810 0.03067 232 198 26 8
1990 You ever wonder where the gluten goes? 1.1808 0.02914 271 233 27 11
1991 Got any powdered sugar? 1.1808 0.02792 260 220 33 7
1992 You can have your cake and beat it in a dark alleyway too. 1.1808 0.03047 260 225 23 12
1993 Psst, want a hot cake? 1.1807 0.02926 249 212 29 8
1994 psst..... half price to go"! 1.1807 0.02755 249 209 35 5
1995 As seen on t.v. 1.1807 0.03014 238 203 27 8
1996 Pssh...I got those sweet trans fats Uncle Sam said you couldn’t eat. 1.1807 0.02894 238 201 31 6
1997 Go ahead. Take it. Eat it. 1.1807 0.03185 238 206 21 11
1998 Hey Lady, want some pancakes with real Canadian syrup? 1.1806 0.02685 299 255 34 10
1999 A bargain. Only a day old and half-priced. 1.1804 0.02770 255 215 34 6
2000 Omg you again 1.1803 0.03173 233 201 22 10
2001 I know this great hole in the wall 1.1803 0.02931 233 197 30 6
2002 This stuff is the real gluten. 1.1803 0.03173 233 201 22 10
2003 Why are you looking at me like that? 1.1801 0.02937 261 224 27 10
2004 Delivery or pickup? 1.1800 0.02745 250 210 35 5
2005 The first calories are no charge. 1.1800 0.02970 250 214 27 9
2006 Its worth the jail time 1.1800 0.02915 250 213 29 8
2007 Psst! Cake with gluten and GMO ingredients? 1.1800 0.02970 250 214 27 9
2008 Guess which day of Advent this one's for. 1.1799 0.02654 289 245 36 8
2009 Psst! C'mon. It's only for the holidays. 1.1799 0.02943 239 203 29 7
2010 They're hotcakes. I'm a frying panhandler. 1.1798 0.02792 267 227 32 8
2011 Well her dealer did say he was selling them like hotcakes. 1.1797 0.02993 217 183 29 5
2012 Forced to improvise as parole doesn't permit contact with minors. 1.1796 0.02895 245 208 30 7
2013 Psst. You look like an intelligent lady. Wanna buy a funnel cake? 1.1794 0.02976 262 226 25 11
2014 Hey, I'll trade you these flapjacks for your kidney. 1.1794 0.03025 262 227 23 12
2015 Trust me; the boss can guarantee that first prize in the Country Fair baking competition is yours! 1.1794 0.03204 223 192 22 9
2016 Psssst...it's gluten-free! 1.1792 0.02871 240 203 31 6
2017 Cakes with gluten here... 1.1792 0.02990 240 205 27 8
2018 The original concept of "GrubHub" was "GrubAlley" 1.1792 0.02990 240 205 27 8
2019 Pssst! Pancakes? 1.1792 0.02871 240 203 31 6
2020 Take anything you want. Just don't make me eat the carbs. 1.1792 0.03105 240 207 23 10
2021 C'mon. Try it. The first piece is free. 1.1790 0.02892 229 193 31 5
2022 You look straight, wanna buy a cake? 1.1790 0.02694 257 216 36 5
2023 I'm Goober, the Epicurean Uber. 1.1790 0.02805 257 218 32 7
2024 Would you like to buy some carbs? 1.1790 0.02750 257 217 34 6
2025 Hey, lady, wanna buy some crack-jacks? 1.1789 0.02826 246 208 32 6
2026 Susan was unsure about the new pop up divorced dad trend 1.1789 0.02884 246 209 30 7
2027 Psst.....gluten , guilt-free GMOs, trace peanut products right here 1.1789 0.02941 246 210 28 8
2028 Sample, miss? Otherwise, I'm just going to feed it to the rats. 1.1789 0.02826 246 208 32 6
2029 Who's your dealer?" "He goes by Bisquick. 1.1788 0.02790 274 234 31 9
2030 New hipster trend: gritty alley way brunching. 1.1788 0.02884 274 236 27 11
2031 It's not bad enough that I gotta watch my calories, but now calories and my back?! 1.1787 0.02970 235 200 28 7
2032 Hi, I'm Billy the blind baker. I can't see what this cake looks like, but it's yours for only ten bucks. 1.1787 0.03014 263 228 23 12
2033 Pssst. We’re expanding our catering service. 1.1787 0.02966 263 227 25 11
2034 Psst, best alley cake in town. Cheap. 1.1786 0.02894 252 215 29 8
2035 Designer flapjacks ma’am? 1.1786 0.02750 280 239 32 9
2036 Pssst. Does high grade gluten rock your world? 1.1786 0.02839 252 214 31 7
2037 Go ahead, try some. It's not like that crap down the street that's cut with fruitcake. 1.1786 0.02948 252 216 27 9
2038 Psst! Weight Watchers will never know. 1.1786 0.02948 252 216 27 9
2039 It's a must-have for your prison visit. 1.1784 0.02799 241 203 33 5
2040 The cherry is just for you, whoever you are 1.1784 0.02979 241 206 27 8
2041 It's a random stack of pancakes 1.1784 0.02861 241 204 31 6
2042 How Devil’s food cake is sold. 1.1783 0.02741 258 218 34 6
2043 Nobody doesn't like Sal's alley. 1.1783 0.02795 258 219 32 7
2044 The're great with cough syrup. 1.1783 0.03072 230 197 25 8
2045 Psst, want some carbs that fell off the truck? 1.1781 0.02873 247 210 30 7
2046 Just one word, lady: gluten. 1.1781 0.02986 247 212 26 9
2047 Looks like you're having a bad hair day. Wanna borrow my hat? 1.1781 0.02674 292 249 34 9
2048 I bet you didn't think that you could sell pancakes on the black market. 1.1780 0.02647 264 222 37 5
2049 It's better than legal; it's government-subsidized! 1.1780 0.03077 236 203 24 9
2050 First slice is on me. 1.1780 0.03018 236 202 26 8
2051 Crevice cake, mam? 1.1779 0.02598 281 237 38 6
2052 You knew I was coming 1.1779 0.02990 253 218 25 10
2053 Psst, lady, wanna buy a cake full of trans fats? 1.1779 0.02883 253 216 29 8
2054 Psst ... interested in some pastry with extra gluten? 1.1777 0.02789 242 204 33 5
2055 "Psst! Cake, crullers, I got all the carbs you need, baby." 1.1776 0.02891 259 222 28 9
2056 Hey...pssst...you interested in a flourless tart? 1.1776 0.02942 259 223 26 10
2057 Welcome to the Alleyway Dispensary. Care to try a sample? 1.1776 0.03091 259 226 20 13
2058 I baked it myself. 1.1775 0.03059 231 198 25 8
2059 What you mean legit? You never heard of Bakery’s Alley 1.1774 0.03029 248 214 24 10
2060 Psst, they contain gluten. 1.1774 0.02974 248 213 26 9
2061 pssst...hey lady...need some cake ? 1.1774 0.03135 248 216 20 12
2062 It’s gluten free. 1.1772 0.03006 237 203 26 8
2063 Bet ya IHOP doesn’t offer curbside cakes. 1.1772 0.02758 237 199 34 4
2064 Psst, vegan cake, guaranteed gluten and fentanyl free “ 1.1772 0.02926 254 218 27 9
2065 Yeah I got your gluten right here... 1.1772 0.02873 254 217 29 8
2066 I got stacks on stacks on stacks out back. 1.1772 0.02762 254 215 33 6
2067 Psssst, you like sugar? 1.1771 0.02648 288 245 35 8
2068 Salami on rye with Russian dressing and a Chinese fortune cookie on top. 1.1770 0.02898 243 207 29 7
2069 Gluten, Gluten,Gluten 1.1770 0.02956 243 208 27 8
2070 Try pancakes when hand shakes don't work. 1.1769 0.02775 260 221 32 7
2071 Keep it moving ma'am, this is a cake out 1.1769 0.02721 260 220 34 6
2072 The first piece is free... 1.1769 0.02666 260 219 36 5
2073 Psst. Your first bite's free. 1.1767 0.02995 215 182 28 5
2074 Psst...only 80 calories. 1.1767 0.02857 232 196 31 5
2075 I'm telling you, this cake will grab your taste buds by the pussy 1.1767 0.03123 249 217 20 12
2076 Your guess is as good as mine. 1.1767 0.02795 249 211 32 6
2077 These lips don't flap, Jack. 1.1767 0.02963 249 214 26 9
2078 Happy birthday, Martha. 1.1767 0.02908 249 213 28 8
2079 Pssst! Gluten times fifty! 1.1767 0.02786 266 227 31 8
2080 Call the fire department lady, my kids are still up there! 1.1765 0.02968 255 220 25 10
2081 Follow me. It’s really is a cake walk. 1.1765 0.02808 255 217 31 7
2082 Recycled from the joint next door. Half price. 1.1765 0.02874 238 202 30 6
2083 I've also got gluten free. 1.1765 0.02695 272 231 34 7
2084 The pancake peddler had a hard time buttering up his potential client. 1.1765 0.02862 255 218 29 8
2085 Hey, lady, I hear you like it moist. 1.1763 0.02705 278 237 33 8
2086 They're so good, these flapjacks are illegal in 43 states. 1.1762 0.02945 244 209 27 8
2087 Psst...My dessert experiences are completely confidential. 1.1762 0.02828 244 207 31 6
2088 Surprise, honey! 1.1762 0.03002 244 210 25 9
2089 Here’s our all new stack of pancakes! It’s especially good because there is one cherry on top! (Adam, 8 yrs old) 1.1760 0.02726 250 211 34 5
2090 Wow, happy birthday to you! You looked younger from a distance. 1.1760 0.02952 250 215 26 9
2091 Wanna party? I got carbs and sugar. Cheap. 1.1760 0.02897 250 214 28 8
2092 9 inches. 1.1760 0.03059 250 217 22 11
2093 Psst! Wanna buy a real cake? I had to go underground when they outlawed gluten. 1.1760 0.03035 233 200 25 8
2094 Keep trying, honey. Sooner or later you'll produce something edible ... 1.1758 0.02635 273 231 36 6
2095 Hey, lady - how 'bout more than a coupla day's worth of calories in one heavenly layer cake? 1.1758 0.02686 256 216 35 5
2096 Psst! More gluten than you can shake a stick at! 1.1758 0.02852 256 219 29 8
2097 Nourishment, good for you, consciously sourced... 1.1756 0.02599 279 236 37 6
2098 Psst -- made with trans fat and delicious. 1.1756 0.02960 262 227 24 11
2099 All funds from these not-all-that-delicious cakes go directly to the War on the War on Trump. Please, ma'am -- there's only two or three of us left! 1.1755 0.02990 245 211 25 9
2100 No Syrup?! 1.1755 0.02696 245 206 35 4
2101 Well, if you must know, I think my guide dog licked it" 1.1754 0.03076 228 196 24 8
2102 Certified Diet Saboteur 1.1754 0.02663 268 227 35 6
2103 Surprise" 1.1753 0.02995 251 217 24 10
2104 Still better than Waffle House 1.1753 0.02995 251 217 24 10
2105 Hey you, you look like you could use a cake. 1.1752 0.02899 234 199 29 6
2106 Hey lady, look at my cake! 1.1752 0.02961 234 200 27 7
2107 (Full gluten pancakes) 1.1752 0.02775 274 235 30 9
2108 Psst! Wanna evade sales tax on some pancakes? I'm not a cop. 1.1751 0.02732 257 218 33 6
2109 Come on, it'll be a cakewalk. 1.1751 0.02787 257 219 31 7
2110 Sure it's been a long day, but I don't think you're going home without dessert. 1.1751 0.02894 257 221 27 9
2111 My mother told me never to take sweets from strangers 1.1750 0.02727 240 202 34 4
2112 They're not organic. 1.1750 0.02639 280 238 35 7
2113 Being nice isn't always a piece of cake. 1.1749 0.02850 263 226 28 9
2114 Do you have that in my size? 1.1748 0.02807 246 209 31 6
2115 Wanna buy a girthday cake? 1.1748 0.02979 246 212 25 9
2116 They're gluten-free. 1.1747 0.02870 229 194 30 5
2117 Want to have your cake and smoke it too? 1.1746 0.02984 252 218 24 10
2118 Torte? 1.1746 0.02930 252 217 26 9
2119 Pssst. Want some Pancakes? They are with powdered sugar. If you know what I mean. 1.1746 0.02647 252 212 36 4
2120 Psst -Lookin' for some non-gluten free pancakes?" 1.1746 0.02930 252 217 26 9
2121 No, honey, I am pushing drugs, selling your home-made pancakes is just my cover. 1.1746 0.02820 252 215 30 7
2122 Loose latkes? 1.1745 0.02950 235 201 27 7
2123 These virtual treadmill environments are almost too real. 1.1745 0.02887 235 200 29 6
2124 Hey, you wanna eat some strawberry shortcake and talk to God? 1.1744 0.02723 258 219 33 6
2125 These aren't selling like hotcakes normally do. Would you mind taking them off my hands?" 1.1744 0.02610 258 217 37 4
2126 They ran out of diamond rings. 1.1744 0.02831 258 221 29 8
2127 We ran out of "Brownies" 1.1744 0.02726 281 241 31 9
2128 Cherry, mon amour? 1.1743 0.02841 241 205 30 6
2129 You wanna get gluten freaky? 1.1741 0.03107 224 193 23 8
2130 Pst. wanna by some dirty pancakes? 1.1741 0.02894 270 234 25 11
2131 Sugar free? 1.1739 0.02973 253 219 24 10
2132 Wanna try our death by chocolate? 1.1739 0.02989 230 197 26 7
2133 My birthday is tomorrow. 1.1739 0.02609 276 234 36 6
2134 journalism retraining 1.1737 0.02925 259 224 25 10
2135 psst... hot cakes lady 1.1737 0.02542 259 217 39 3
2136 Its Pure French Laundry 1.1737 0.02713 259 220 33 6
2137 C'mon, lady. Dis cake is so good it's illegal. 1.1736 0.02830 265 228 28 9
2138 Psst! Wanna buy a hot Black Forest cake? 1.1736 0.02949 242 208 26 8
2139 Exposure Therapy Week 23: Death by Chocolate. 1.1734 0.02844 248 212 29 7
2140 This laxative cream cake is big with book club hosts. 1.1734 0.02844 248 212 29 7
2141 This is some cake from my therapist’s wedding; it will help. 1.1734 0.02957 248 214 25 9
2142 You won’t answer your robo-calls, so I’m presenting this offer in person. 1.1734 0.02844 248 212 29 7
2143 Relax - I'm just a Master *Baker* hiding in an alley. 1.1732 0.02962 254 220 24 10
2144 They're so pretty, I just want to look at them. 1.1732 0.02909 254 219 26 9
2145 Wanna come in and taste my Devil’s Food Cake? 1.1732 0.02628 254 214 36 4
2146 I can't imagine that you think that this trivial little cake can win back my affection. 1.1731 0.02863 260 224 27 9
2147 Pancakes, Lady? They're hot but they're delicious. 1.1730 0.02865 237 202 29 6
2148 Welcome to the alley galley,...no rent,less spent 1.1730 0.02671 237 199 35 3
2149 This is just my imigination. 1.1728 0.03051 243 211 22 10
2150 Heh, heh. Like this, you’re really stacked. 1.1728 0.03106 243 212 20 11
2151 Psss... Do you want to buy some? Be fast before the vegan police arrive. 1.1728 0.02696 243 205 34 4
2152 First one's free - then I stack up the price. 1.1728 0.02522 272 229 39 4
2153 Its fentanyl-free 1.1727 0.02945 249 215 25 9
2154 I got cake. Chocolate! C'mon you know you want some. Make you feel good baby! 1.1727 0.02833 249 213 29 7
2155 I'll carry the heavy bags so it's a cake walk for you. 1.1727 0.02833 249 213 29 7
2156 Remember the Big Gulp—get one while it’s still legal. 1.1725 0.02790 255 218 30 7
2157 Was Fiona ready for another Babka adventure? 1.1723 0.02810 267 230 28 9
2158 Not enough, Big Guy. 1.1723 0.02791 238 202 31 5
2159 Cannabiscuit? 1.1723 0.02791 238 202 31 5
2160 Psst, low cal, low fat, first one is free. 1.1721 0.03039 244 212 22 10
2161 Spare change for a Baba Au Rhum? 1.1721 0.03044 215 184 25 6
2162 Just another petty, pedestrian, pancake peddler. 1.1720 0.02765 250 213 31 6
2163 Pssst!..... Original Sin cake? Straight from my garden. 1.1720 0.02765 250 213 31 6
2164 Pssst. Hey! Wanna buy a cake? 1.1720 0.02934 250 216 25 9
2165 We've had a high incidence of carb solicitation in doorways lately. 1.1719 0.02780 256 219 30 7
2166 free if you're straight. 1.1718 0.03004 227 195 25 7
2167 Psst! You wanna take a trip to Flavor Country? 1.1717 0.03015 233 201 24 8
2168 Heard you were looking for some gluten free options. 1.1716 0.02646 268 228 34 6
2169 Did you want to eat this here? 1.1715 0.02780 239 203 31 5
2170 New Yorks hottest club is "Gluten" 1.1715 0.02843 239 204 29 6
2171 What part of "No pancakes" don't you understand, man?! 1.1715 0.02807 274 237 27 10
2172 It's complicated 1.1714 0.02738 245 208 32 5
2173 I need a fix. You're not from Vermont are you? 1.1714 0.03028 245 213 22 10
2174 Have some yellow cake from Iraq. 1.1712 0.02930 257 223 24 10
2175 It's free. Our rats are cutting out glutens. 1.1712 0.02824 257 221 28 8
2176 Pssst Lady, want some flour fat sugar cakes with a #2 red dye cherry on top? 1.1711 0.02983 263 230 21 12
2177 Hey! Want to buy some hot cakes, cheap? 1.1711 0.02729 263 225 31 7
2178 Pretty please hon, with a cherry on top, go back to your sister in Buffalo for another month? 1.1711 0.02934 263 229 23 11
2179 My horoscope said to celebrate myself in a big way. 1.1711 0.02781 263 226 29 8
2180 Psst...ya might say this baby's hot. 1.1711 0.02729 263 225 31 7
2181 Try it! It's addicting. 1.1711 0.02675 263 224 33 6
2182 Butter, sugar, eggs. Butter, sugar eggs. 1.1711 0.02992 228 196 25 7
2183 Psst. Hey, lady, I got a hot cake here ... cheap. 1.1709 0.02748 234 198 32 4
2184 PHIL THOUGHT HIS STRATEGY FOR SELLING HOTCAKES WAS A NO-BRAINER. 1.1709 0.02878 234 200 28 6
2185 Let's make this quick, my mother doesn't know about it. 1.1709 0.02941 234 201 26 7
2186 Just say YES 1.1709 0.02651 275 235 33 7
2187 Hey lady! Got some latkes...cheap. 1.1708 0.03011 240 208 23 9
2188 Psst, looking for a deal on pancakes? 1.1707 0.02904 246 212 26 8
2189 Of course it's not hot. The frosting would melt! 1.1706 0.02858 252 217 27 8
2190 "If only life was a cakewalk. 1.1706 0.03019 252 220 21 11
2191 Help us prove there is no obesity epidemic. 1.1706 0.02745 252 215 31 6
2192 We happen to have a leftover cake with a gun baked into it. Would you like it? 1.1705 0.02814 258 222 28 8
2193 Do you know any one year olds that need a Birthday cake? 1.1705 0.02760 258 221 30 7
2194 Just some back-alley flapjacks. The collusion you can taste! 1.1705 0.03018 217 186 25 6
2195 Psst. Take a look at these hotcakes. 1.1705 0.02873 264 229 25 10
2196 These are the best edibles on the street. 1.1704 0.02965 223 191 26 6
2197 They raised the rent on my alley” 1.1704 0.02628 270 230 34 6
2198 Damn you Alley Baker! 1.1704 0.02926 270 236 22 12
2199 I told myself I wouldn’t eat anymore street food. Not after the “street waffles” incident. But these pancakes are tempting me. 1.1703 0.02848 229 195 29 5
2200 Hey, lady, sugar? 1.1703 0.03106 229 199 21 9
2201 Pssst, hey … it’s non-fat. First taste is free. 1.1703 0.02488 276 233 39 4
2202 Whatever you want lady. Flapjacks or Jack’s flap, I got it all right here. 1.1702 0.02929 235 202 26 7
2203 Can I tempt you with a little liver and onion torte? 1.1702 0.02838 282 246 24 12
2204 If you lived here, you’d already be home. 1.1702 0.02929 235 202 26 7
2205 Yo yo yo yo yo--got dat latest Four Seasons dope-to-death chocolate ganache cake, tastin' like Julia Child done went wild up in this piece, for a fine as wine lady like yourself jes' fo' dollas an' zee-row cents, y'feel me? Check it out... 1.1701 0.02882 241 207 27 7
2206 We're making America great again. This is the first store of the AHOP chain. 1.1701 0.02999 241 209 23 9
2207 Francine wouldn’t mind the pancakes so much if they weren’t raw, vegan, and gluten free 1.1701 0.02882 241 207 27 7
2208 The day he fell in love with Edith .... 1.1700 0.02777 247 211 30 6
2209 Care for some cul-du-chat gateau? 1.1700 0.02836 247 212 28 7
2210 Psst. Purest ganache at absolute best price here. Want a little taste? 1.1700 0.02777 247 211 30 6
2211 Too late..my birthday was yesterday. 1.1700 0.02557 253 213 37 3
2212 Nobody's watching, stash it in your bag. You're not a cop are you? 1.1699 0.02695 259 221 32 6
2213 Psst. Trans fat on the cheap. Syrups gonna cost you extra. 1.1697 0.02934 218 186 27 5
2214 If it isn't fruitcake, I'm not interested. 1.1697 0.02683 277 238 31 8
2215 We here at Dumpster Diners are now offering gluten free menu options. Would you care for a free sample? 1.1696 0.02693 283 244 30 9
2216 Gateau? 1.1696 0.03154 230 201 19 10
2217 All the cool kids are eating pancakes. 1.1694 0.02767 248 212 30 6
2218 Care for some leftovers from my just deserts? 1.1694 0.02882 248 214 26 8
2219 I asked for a kilo of cocaine. 1.1693 0.02725 254 217 31 6
2220 Pssst...contains gluten. 1.1692 0.02572 260 220 36 4
2221 I thought this might attract that ‘Humans of New York’ guy. 1.1692 0.02898 260 226 24 10
2222 Pancakes, flapjacks, psylosiben... Pancakes, flapjacks, psylosiben... 1.1692 0.02846 260 225 26 9
2223 Shhuuuger Freee... 1.1692 0.02629 260 221 34 5
2224 Pssst ....... hey, wanna nickel stack?... sweet batch! 1.1692 0.02629 260 221 34 5
2225 Very locally-sourced. 1.1689 0.02922 219 187 27 5
2226 I promise I won’t tell anyone you ate the whole cake. 1.1689 0.03007 225 194 24 7
2227 Pssst. It's made with the finest high fructose corn syrup. 1.1688 0.02967 237 205 24 8
2228 Nice cherry, Frank, and a beautiful stack. But it's still, ME TOO! 1.1688 0.02844 237 203 28 6
2229 Psst! I can get you a deal on a high stack you won't find at Waffle House! 1.1687 0.02859 243 209 27 7
2230 Now that gluten is illegal. 1.1687 0.02545 243 204 37 2
2231 Are you here to eat or just for the photo? 1.1687 0.02982 249 217 22 10
2232 I hope you’re not FDA 1.1686 0.02715 255 218 31 6
2233 ‘C’mon, waffles? Don’t be a square.” 1.1686 0.02827 255 220 27 8
2234 You called for a cake? 1.1686 0.02715 255 218 31 6
2235 Hey, cupcake, would you like a blondie? 1.1686 0.02715 255 218 31 6
2236 Hey, lady, wanna buy some hotcakes? 1.1686 0.02836 261 226 26 9
2237 Psst, Mary. Don't draw attention to us, but I've got a huge score of gluten-rich pancakes stashed in this alley if you want in. I can cut you in on the stash for cheap! 1.1686 0.02784 261 225 28 8
2238 That’s right. Keep walkin’. Nothin’ to see. Just an ordinary stack of pancakes out for delivery. Nobody’s head hidden inside. Right, sistah?! 1.1686 0.02563 261 221 36 4
2239 Have you been waiting here since my birthday? 1.1686 0.02730 261 224 30 7
2240 Oh no - you got fired again? 1.1685 0.02566 279 238 35 6
2241 Wanna party? This is gonna be lit. 1.1685 0.02665 279 240 31 8
2242 It's a compliment. You do look like someone who'd buy a cake from an alley chef. 1.1685 0.02516 279 237 37 5
2243 Pssst... wanna try a Pop Tart from my pop up store? 1.1681 0.02705 238 202 32 4
2244 I add the gluten myself, for quality assurance. 1.1680 0.02728 244 208 31 5
2245 Psssst... I got triple stacks. 1.1680 0.02601 244 206 35 3
2246 It's IHOP's new alleyway pancake surprise! 1.1680 0.02728 244 208 31 5
2247 Hey lady, wanna purchase a three layer red velvet cake with vanilla cream cheese frosting and strawberries? 1.1680 0.02804 250 215 28 7
2248 Happy Birthday to you?? 1.1680 0.02971 250 218 22 10
2249 Oh, Honey! I am not breaking my diet. I got these for you. 1.1680 0.02804 250 215 28 7
2250 It's made with real butter and sugar. 1.1679 0.02826 262 227 26 9
2251 The History of Street Names. Today : Baker Street (formerly known as Baker's Impass). 1.1679 0.02784 268 232 27 9
2252 Psst...it's your birthday. Yeah, that's right - you, lady...c'mon..." 1.1679 0.02681 268 230 31 7
2253 This is the one with the Marijuana baked in. 1.1674 0.02994 233 202 23 8
2254 Hey lady, wanna buy some non-gluten-free pancakes? 1.1674 0.02759 239 204 30 5
2255 [Pst...just a taste. No points!] 1.1673 0.02717 245 209 31 5
2256 The Don says it's poisoned and gluten free just like you ordered 1.1673 0.02953 245 213 23 9
2257 Do you take American Express? 1.1673 0.02850 251 217 26 8
2258 Don’t worry. Nothing can happen. Their gluten-free. 1.1673 0.02850 251 217 26 8
2259 Everything is legal now so I gotta go with deadly sins... Wanna score some calories? 1.1673 0.02555 251 212 36 3
2260 They’re sweet and unsavory 1.1673 0.02850 251 217 26 8
2261 Psst...hey lady you interested in some really “hot” cakes if you catch my drift! 1.1673 0.02620 269 230 33 6
2262 Strawberry-short-fedora-cake, your hat today, your dessert tonight. 1.1673 0.02635 275 236 32 7
2263 Pssst! Lady! Wanna have some fun? 1.1672 0.02792 287 251 24 12
2264 Is that an original work of art, or just a stack of pancakes? 1.1667 0.02783 252 217 28 7
2265 It's the Rolex of cakes. 1.1667 0.02811 240 206 28 6
2266 Can you move? I need to go down there. 1.1667 0.03043 234 204 21 9
2267 Would you like to invest in my blockchain-enabled pancake delivery platform? It's like Uber, but less sketchy. 1.1667 0.02724 276 239 28 9
2268 O.K. papa, what did you do today? 1.1667 0.02686 258 221 31 6
2269 I told you I'm on a diet--and I''m a married woman. 1.1667 0.02768 228 194 30 4
2270 No survivor's guilt with these babies. 1.1667 0.02796 258 223 27 8
2271 I ran out of pretzels. 1.1667 0.02754 264 228 28 8
2272 If you step over the crack, you'll get a flapjack 1.1667 0.02905 228 196 26 6
2273 Psst! Wanna buy a 420 Chocolate Delight? 1.1667 0.02840 252 218 26 8
2274 Lookin' for a fruitcake that's not a century old? 1.1667 0.02814 270 235 25 10
2275 Got pancakes? 1.1661 0.02602 271 232 33 6
2276 Don't worry - it's for 'Me Too.' 1.1660 0.02847 265 231 24 10
2277 Marvin was a Syrupticious cook at the diner. 1.1660 0.02744 265 229 28 8
2278 Sigh, I asked for Blueberry... 1.1660 0.02598 253 215 34 4
2279 Congratulations, you're the hundredth person with an "I can't take anymore of this" resting face 1.1660 0.02884 253 220 24 9
2280 This is the next level of pop-up restaurant. 1.1660 0.02537 253 214 36 3
2281 Maple Syrup Man was always ready to lift the spirits of the citizens of Waffleton. 1.1660 0.02757 247 212 29 6
2282 Hello, welcome to IHOP. 1.1660 0.02980 241 210 22 9
2283 No,don't! Don't take it a way! Tomorrow I'll pay everything I owe! Please! Please! I promise 1.1660 0.02738 241 206 30 5
2284 psst! Pancakes, get'em while there hot! 1.1659 0.02826 229 196 28 5
2285 I've also got some yellow cake in the back if you're interested? 1.1655 0.02524 284 243 35 6
2286 Only serve flourless chocolate cake inside, if you want that full flour flavor this is your only option” 1.1655 0.02621 284 245 31 8
2287 So you are telling me if I do "that" I can have my cake and eat it too. 1.1654 0.02745 272 236 27 9
2288 Hey little girl, want something sweet? 1.1654 0.02682 266 229 30 7
2289 A gift horse, don't look in mouth. A gift cake, put in mouth. 1.1654 0.02682 266 229 30 7
2290 Baby, It's Cold Outside ♪♫♬" 1.1654 0.02829 260 226 25 9
2291 Hey lady, a bundt cake for your thoughts? 1.1653 0.02806 248 214 27 7
2292 Pssst, lady i'll give you this triple-decker pastrami and corn beef sandwich for what you've got in your bag. 1.1653 0.02747 248 213 29 6
2293 Can you help me get downtown? My seeing eye cake is lost. 1.1653 0.03082 242 213 18 11
2294 Its an IHOP copy. 1.1653 0.03078 236 207 19 10
2295 Psst ... carbs carbs carbs ... carbs carbs carbs ... 1.1652 0.02881 230 198 26 6
2296 Hey Lady. LGBTQ cakes. No questions asked. 1.1651 0.02885 212 181 27 4
2297 Care for some pot pancakes? 1.1649 0.02550 279 239 34 6
2298 Gluten free, I promise. 1.1648 0.02531 273 233 35 5
2299 Your name must be Maple. 1.1648 0.02776 267 232 26 9
2300 Psst - check it out lady. The first slice is free. 1.1647 0.02579 255 217 34 4
2301 Hey little girl, want some hotcakes? 1.1647 0.02795 249 215 27 7
2302 Psst, it’s loaded with gluten!! 1.1647 0.02677 249 213 31 5
2303 Psst! Want a little sugar and spice? 1.1646 0.02840 243 210 26 7
2304 The judges didn't touch it. Guess I'll have to poison myself, instead. 1.1646 0.02840 243 210 26 7
2305 Psst! I got the hot cakes. You got the syrup? 1.1646 0.02717 243 208 30 5
2306 My wife won't let me eat these. 1.1646 0.02717 243 208 30 5
2307 You need to get a watch, Daryl. 1.1646 0.02886 237 205 25 7
2308 I'm the cake you're looking for. 1.1646 0.02694 237 202 31 4
2309 On the first day of Chanukah, my true love gave to me, A plate of latkes with a cherry. 1.1646 0.03124 237 209 17 11
2310 Nobody passes on Chef Luigi's pancakes. 1.1644 0.02849 225 193 27 5
2311 Take me to your baker .... 1.1643 0.02651 286 248 29 9
2312 C'mon lady, ten bucks and you can take the cake. 1.1643 0.02697 286 249 27 10
2313 Another pancake handler. And I never carry spare syrup anymore. 1.1642 0.02677 274 237 29 8
2314 I’d Prefer cash! 1.1642 0.02866 268 235 22 11
2315 Do we live and love by our own set of rules or what? 1.1641 0.02629 256 219 32 5
2316 I gotta get back on my meds. 1.1641 0.02629 256 219 32 5
2317 Hot cakes for the hottie? I'm old school. 1.1641 0.02743 256 221 28 7
2318 psst, gluten, processed food 1.1640 0.02898 250 218 23 9
2319 Psssst ... French pastries? 1.1640 0.02727 250 215 29 6
2320 Welcome to Luigi’s, an equal-opportunity employer. I’m Riccardo, the blind chef. 1.1639 0.02768 244 210 28 6
2321 Psssst, it’s made with gluten. 1.1639 0.02707 244 209 30 5
2322 It won't bite you! 1.1639 0.02936 238 207 23 8
2323 Ok lady, have it your way, it's a cake. 1.1639 0.02875 238 206 25 7
2324 Pssst! It's got your name on it! 1.1639 0.02748 238 204 29 5
2325 Surprise. Make a wish and blow me 1.1638 0.02923 232 201 24 7
2326 I just took the cake... 1.1637 0.02973 226 196 23 7
2327 I'll put a cherry on top for an extra 5$ 1.1637 0.02767 226 193 29 4
2328 Somebody take these motherfucking flapjacks. 1.1636 0.02813 275 241 23 11
2329 it floppped and became homeless. can you give it a home? 1.1635 0.02638 263 226 31 6
2330 Alas Trudie, "Alas, Rosie, city life hasn't stacked up the way either of us expected. 1.1634 0.02733 257 222 28 7
2331 Don’t be afraid; it’s gluten free. 1.1634 0.02842 257 224 24 9
2332 Pssst, you interested in some hot cakes? 1.1633 0.02716 251 216 29 6
2333 Are you kidding? I can barely afford tuna-fish! 1.1633 0.02774 251 217 27 7
2334 It's half priced. One of our customers sent it back! 1.1633 0.02774 251 217 27 7
2335 Pick a cake, any cake. 1.1633 0.02534 251 213 35 3
2336 Psst...tryna buy some carbs? 1.1633 0.02534 251 213 35 3
2337 I won Master Chef with this secret recipe. It's yours for $20. 1.1633 0.02697 245 210 30 5
2338 Don’t look so shocked, I used only organic ingredients. 1.1633 0.02818 245 212 26 7
2339 Psst. Lo-cal, no-tel 1.1633 0.02877 245 213 24 8
2340 Say one of the boys sent it-careful lighting the candle--he'll understand 1.1631 0.02574 233 197 34 2
2341 Follow me down this alley for a good time. 1.1630 0.02708 276 240 27 9
2342 They don’t call it “Bisquick” for nothing 1.1630 0.02645 270 233 30 7
2343 The owner's kid suggested we add 'Sunkissed Pancakes' to the brunch menu. I hate Millennials. 1.1629 0.03013 221 192 22 7
2344 Hey Lady, off Broadway Crapes, full stack, $5. 1.1629 0.02873 221 190 26 5
2345 Oops. Your mother thought that today was your birthday. 1.1627 0.02876 252 220 23 9
2346 Psst, Lady. Got dessert? 1.1626 0.02560 246 209 34 3
2347 Psst! Devil's food cake here. 1.1626 0.02807 246 213 26 7
2348 The pancakes are free, but the cocaine will cost you. 1.1626 0.02807 246 213 26 7
2349 Want to cakewalk with me? 1.1626 0.02747 246 212 28 6
2350 Don't judge, lady. Selling pancakes in an alley beats suckin dick in one. 1.1625 0.02972 240 210 21 9
2351 For a little extra, I can whip up some creme fraiche. 1.1625 0.02549 277 238 33 6
2352 These are made with tariff free ingredients. 1.1624 0.02703 234 200 30 4
2353 Want to join in the cakewalk? 1.1624 0.02899 234 203 24 7
2354 Pancakes - the most addictive drug I’m selling. 1.1624 0.02835 234 202 26 6
2355 Psst! Hey! Keto dieter, I got some high quality pancakes here. 1.1624 0.02738 271 236 26 9
2356 Yeah, but is it gluten free? 1.1623 0.02620 265 228 31 6
2357 But are they paleo? 1.1623 0.02674 265 229 29 7
2358 A scalper during the off-season. 1.1622 0.02657 259 223 30 6
2359 Hey, lady. Want some pancakes? 1.1622 0.02768 259 225 26 8
2360 The IHOP underground. Relax dude, it was a promotion. 1.1622 0.02657 259 223 30 6
2361 Hey lady, if you're on keto you may be interested in this goose liver pate' torte. 1.1621 0.02810 253 220 25 8
2362 The syrup is 100% pure. 1.1621 0.02638 253 217 31 5
2363 Psst...How about a taste of some Canadian Gold? 1.1619 0.02737 247 213 28 6
2364 Pssssst! 1.1619 0.02737 247 213 28 6
2365 Psst. Carrot cake laced with dope. Carrots are illegal in this state. 1.1619 0.02855 247 215 24 8
2366 There is kindness left in this world after all. 1.1618 0.02575 272 234 32 6
2367 How about you and I cut out the middleman on a cut of a delicious Black Forest gateau? 1.1617 0.02888 235 204 24 7
2368 I hear you are looking for some fat, sugar and gluten on the DL, and I got the hook-up 1.1617 0.02717 266 231 27 8
2369 Pancakes or cake, you tell me. 1.1615 0.02758 260 226 26 8
2370 I've got the good stuff, $10 a slice. 1.1615 0.02648 260 224 30 6
2371 Cake adoddle-do! 1.1614 0.02744 254 220 27 7
2372 Care for a sample? It’s just a triple-decker balonga sandwich, but I feel the cherry gives it that extra holiday flair. 1.1613 0.02844 248 216 24 8
2373 Hey lady ..look ..just 2 bucks. If ya like this one I got more in my trunk. 1.1613 0.02728 279 244 25 10
2374 Very rare. Gluten-free and delicious. 1.1612 0.02768 273 239 24 10
2375 Gluten free. Honest; guaranteed. 1.1612 0.02890 242 211 23 8
2376 Come on...take it...the first slice is for free... 1.1612 0.02769 242 209 27 6
2377 Carbs with no guilt. Limited supply. 1.1610 0.02547 267 229 33 5
2378 Guaranteed to blow your husband away." 1.1610 0.02999 236 207 20 9
2379 Pssst! Need a tasty last minute gift? 1.1610 0.02999 236 207 20 9
2380 Pssst. I got hotcakes. 1.1610 0.02682 236 202 30 4
2381 Pssst ... filthy French Cheesecake? 1.1609 0.02748 261 227 26 8
2382 Please, please, please with a cherry on top, leave me the hell alone! 1.1609 0.02748 261 227 26 8
2383 Bribery won't work! 1.1608 0.02540 286 247 32 7
2384 Lady, I'll bet you've never made a Three-tier Pavlova Cake with Berries while living in an alley! 1.1608 0.02618 255 219 31 5
2385 Psst....Hey, Lady...Birthday cake?? 1.1606 0.02710 274 239 26 9
2386 Maple syrup for the poor? 1.1603 0.02865 237 206 24 7
2387 It may be the way to a man’s heart, but not mine, you creep! 1.1603 0.02987 237 208 20 9
2388 I'm cooking out of the back alley now, but the food is still mobile. 1.1603 0.02737 237 204 28 5
2389 I sell marijuana and marijuana accessories. 1.1603 0.02737 237 204 28 5
2390 Tart for a tart? 1.1603 0.02684 262 227 28 7
2391 (Seriously, this cartoon needs no caption. It doesnt need the obvious caption of “Hotcakes?" 1.1603 0.02629 262 226 30 6
2392 I may not have a geat perosnality, but I can bake. 1.1602 0.02426 256 217 37 2
2393 You're not going to find 100% pure Vermont maple syrup like this anywhere else 1.1599 0.02740 269 235 25 9
2394 Heeeyyyyy, baby. I got what'cha need right here. 1.1599 0.02689 269 234 27 8
2395 Never go into a back alley...unless there is cake. 1.1599 0.02689 269 234 27 8
2396 A nosh will hold you over- the line at Carnegie is rediculous! 1.1598 0.02622 244 209 31 4
2397 Don't worry, ma'am, I believe it's vegan. 1.1597 0.02426 288 247 36 5
2398 The President labled the first round as “insipid, effeminate, and weak;” would you give this batch a taste, please? 1.1597 0.02728 263 229 26 8
2399 Yo, no-carb carbs. Check it out. 1.1597 0.02781 263 230 24 9
2400 Hi honey 1.1595 0.02657 257 222 29 6
2401 Psst, hey lady want some Schedule I pancakes? 1.1594 0.02637 251 216 30 5
2402 Dejected supporters, forced into disguise peddle their MAGA hats from back alleys. 1.1593 0.02781 270 237 23 10
2403 Happy birthday toooo me, happy birthday toooo me.... 1.1591 0.02665 264 229 28 7
2404 Sorry,I'm past the happy birthday stage of life. 1.1591 0.02665 264 229 28 7
2405 Psst, lady, let me rock your world. 1.1591 0.02611 264 228 30 6
2406 I’ll give you a special price on ecstasy this morning. 1.1590 0.02716 239 206 28 5
2407 In this Alley it's a Barter Economy. 1.1589 0.02704 258 224 27 7
2408 Thanks, but could I get it to go. 1.1589 0.02409 258 219 37 2
2409 the chocolate Mafia tried...but Madeline resisted 1.1589 0.03020 258 230 15 13
2410 I just came from weight watches !! 1.1589 0.02984 214 186 22 6
2411 Hey, lady, interested in a hot French dessert? 1.1588 0.02824 233 202 25 6
2412 Resist your temptations! 1.1586 0.02871 227 197 24 6
2413 You call that making dinner? 1.1586 0.02802 227 196 26 5
2414 I bet you call it Serendipity 1.1585 0.02727 246 213 27 6
2415 I've had quite enough of your half-bakes creations, Oskar. 1.1585 0.02546 265 228 32 5
2416 This is much better than Costco's lobster on a cracker. 1.1585 0.02546 265 228 32 5
2417 Extra gluten, just the way you like it. 1.1585 0.02546 265 228 32 5
2418 Fake Free Samples. 1.1585 0.02761 265 232 24 9
2419 You got syrup in that bag? 1.1583 0.02705 240 207 28 5
2420 Trust me, it's genuine. 1.1583 0.02638 259 224 29 6
2421 Pssst! Lookin' to buy a rum cake that actually tastes good? 1.1583 0.02522 259 222 33 4
2422 It’s a sidewalk-side bakery 1.1583 0.02673 278 243 26 9
2423 ‘Someone left perfectly good pancakes out here. Want some?’ 1.1581 0.02735 253 220 26 7
2424 Primo gluten, today, miss? 1.1581 0.02677 253 219 28 6
2425 $15 bucks or fuhgeddaboudit lady. De Blasio says only one layer next week. 1.1581 0.02791 253 221 24 8
2426 Full-fat cheesecake? 1.1581 0.02735 253 220 26 7
2427 Flour, eggs, sugar, and a dash of dark money. 1.1581 0.02617 253 218 30 5
2428 Hey Hotcakes......oh, yeah, now I hear it. 1.1581 0.02557 272 235 31 6
2429 Black Market Pancakes. 1.1581 0.02610 272 236 29 7
2430 Whatever you do, do not step on the cracks" 1.1579 0.02646 266 231 28 7
2431 I say take the cake, leave the canoli's 1.1579 0.02646 266 231 28 7
2432 Thanks, no . . . I'm cutting back on carbs. 1.1579 0.02777 247 215 25 7
2433 Please help another Wall-Street-guy-turned-chef who has to pay for his cocaine dealer's spot 1.1579 0.02655 247 213 29 5
2434 Cherry Tart for the nice lady? 1.1577 0.02515 279 241 32 6
2435 Try it. You'll like it. 1.1577 0.02758 241 209 26 6
2436 Agent Petrov, once you read the syrup message detailing your next consignment, be sure to destroy all evidence.... How? They're pancakes. Eat them... Celiacs?! Don't worry they're gluten free... Yes I'm sure... No, I don't know what the chef Putin. 1.1575 0.02395 292 251 36 5
2437 No-for the 876th time, I don't want pancakes for breakfast! 1.1575 0.02608 254 219 30 5
2438 Pssst, hey Ma'am: I guarantee it's completely non fattening and illegal. 1.1575 0.02667 254 220 28 6
2439 Hey baby, cherry for your thoughts?" 1.1575 0.02724 254 221 26 7
2440 You won't find a cronut cheaper than this. It just fell off the back of a truck this morning. 1.1574 0.02600 235 201 31 3
2441 Is that a cherry bomb? 1.1574 0.02802 235 204 25 6
2442 Pssst, Lady! It's a genuine Betty Crocker! 1.1573 0.02528 267 230 32 5
2443 Sorry lady this hack-saw cake is for the President. 1.1573 0.02793 267 235 22 10
2444 Deez jacks will make quite a flap. 1.1573 0.02766 248 216 25 7
2445 This is New York. The perfect place to start a cheesecake black market. 1.1573 0.02645 248 214 29 5
2446 Psst! You lookin' for brunch? I got bar seats for $30--wait in the alley for my signal. 1.1573 0.02824 248 217 23 8
2447 Great. Now even window shopping makes me feel bad about myself. 1.1573 0.02583 248 213 31 4
2448 Yeah, they're totally free. Sugar-free, gluten-free, fat-free, please take them now! 1.1572 0.02780 229 198 26 5
2449 No thanks, I'm a vegan. 1.1572 0.02848 229 199 24 6
2450 Psssst. Pancakes with gluten only fifty bucks. 1.1572 0.02914 229 200 22 7
2451 Psss, lady, wanna buy a fruitcake? 1.1570 0.02554 242 207 32 3
2452 No, thank you. I just snorted a bunch of coke. 1.1570 0.02809 242 211 24 7
2453 I'm only the dishwasher but I made this for our special day. 1.1570 0.02870 242 212 22 8
2454 Psst! Want to buy some legal marijuana cake? 1.1569 0.02432 274 235 35 4
2455 I'm flipping out. 1.1569 0.02880 255 225 20 10
2456 Pop’s Pop-Up Bakery cakes for any occasion including Gender Reveal 1.1569 0.02598 255 220 30 5
2457 Psst. It’s Gluten free, but it will cost you. 1.1569 0.02771 255 223 24 8
2458 One stack to go! 1.1568 0.02659 236 203 29 4
2459 Hey doll, how about a not so short stack? 1.1568 0.02917 236 207 21 8
2460 I know what you’re thinking...it’s not according to you're diet, but it is vegan 1.1568 0.02590 236 202 31 3
2461 Psst... want some cake? 1.1567 0.02732 268 235 24 9
2462 A vote for me is a vote for equality or whatever. 1.1566 0.02814 249 218 23 8
2463 This is just in case you forgot dessert... 1.1566 0.02498 281 243 32 6
2464 THERE'S A FILE IN THIS IF YOUR HUBBIE'S IN PRISON------- 1.1564 0.02799 243 212 24 7
2465 Psst...This way M'am! To Alberts Back Alley Birthday Parties! 1.1564 0.02799 243 212 24 7
2466 Jonesing? I can hook you up. 1.1562 0.02589 256 221 30 5
2467 Wanna buy some hot cakes......real cheap? 1.1562 0.02647 256 222 28 6
2468 Psst...totally made with gluten... 1.1562 0.02813 224 194 25 5
2469 If I'd known you weren't staying, I wouldn't have baked you a cake. 1.1561 0.02565 269 233 30 6
2470 Please call me Richard. “Mr. Alley Cake Rapist” was my father. 1.1561 0.03085 237 211 15 11
2471 Psst! Ya want some cake don’t ya? 1.1560 0.02626 250 216 29 5
2472 I come from H...'s Kitchen and I KNOW Your addiction. 1.1560 0.02745 250 218 25 7
2473 Alley cake, alley cake, oo la, lee, la lee la lee. Alley cake alley cake, oo la, lee la lee la lee. Alley cake, alley cake, oo la, lee, la lee la lee. Alley cake! Alley cake! 1.1560 0.03142 218 193 16 9
2474 Get your CBD cakes here for 1/2 price lady. 1.1559 0.02544 263 227 31 5
2475 A short stack is free, but any more will cost ya. 1.1559 0.02710 263 230 25 8
2476 It's new and improved, with 90% less rat droppings. 1.1559 0.02866 263 233 19 11
2477 Wait 'till you see where I found the syrup. 1.1558 0.03018 231 204 18 9
2478 Hey lady, want to try some carbs smothered in butter and syrup? 1.1557 0.02664 244 211 28 5
2479 Psst, want some gluten love? 1.1557 0.02964 244 216 18 10
2480 The pancakes are a cover, they call me The Butcher." 1.1556 0.02656 225 193 29 3
2481 Hot cakes, good price. 1.1555 0.02769 238 207 25 6
2482 Dearie, how'd y'like a lit'l back alley calorie boost? 1.1555 0.02704 238 206 27 5
2483 If you're transgender, I will not sell you this cake! 1.1554 0.02735 251 219 25 7
2484 The Phantom baker of New York strikes again! 1.1554 0.02735 251 219 25 7
2485 Care to connect? I’m stacked. 1.1554 0.02491 251 215 33 3
2486 It's nice to see the homeless being so proactive these days. 1.1554 0.02905 251 222 19 10
2487 Psst, you looking for pancakes? I got powdered sugar if you're looking for a real rush. 1.1552 0.02607 232 199 30 3
2488 Psst... gluten free ... gluten free... 1.1551 0.02777 245 214 24 7
2489 The neighborhood doesn't seem to be responding . . . Is there something wrong with name Just Deserts? 1.1551 0.02777 245 214 24 7
2490 It's a pick-up cake! 1.1550 0.02741 258 226 24 8
2491 Would you like to try our trash to table pancakes? They're 100% trash with 0% gluten. 1.1550 0.02795 258 227 22 9
2492 As a consolation for the fear and distress caused by Brexit, we're handing out pancakes. 1.1549 0.02657 213 182 29 2
2493 It's fondant, and it's a knockoff. 1.1549 0.02790 226 196 25 5
2494 There's not enough birthdays to keep a cake addict happy. 1.1548 0.02821 239 209 23 7
2495 yep, tariffs are hitting home 1.1548 0.02606 252 218 29 5
2496 Hey miss, want a non-gluten, non-vegan cake? 1.1548 0.02606 252 218 29 5
2497 No, we're the Alley of Pancakes. 1.1548 0.02666 252 219 27 6
2498 C'mon. They have real maple syrup. 1.1547 0.02526 265 229 31 5
2499 The Good King Wenceslas Bakery wants to let you eat cake. 1.1547 0.02637 265 231 27 7
2500 It’s got gluten 1.1544 0.02502 259 223 32 4
2501 These are drug free & I’m definitely not a serial killer. 1.1542 0.03046 227 201 17 9
2502 It’s Back Alley Flapjacks’ latest creation: our Hootin Tootin Gluten Stack! 1.1542 0.02932 240 212 19 9
2503 #literalsweetcakes 1.1542 0.02715 253 221 25 7
2504 Hey, little girl--would you like a sweet? 1.1542 0.02597 253 219 29 5
2505 I heard you were interested in pancake trafficking... 1.1541 0.02548 279 243 29 7
2506 Try one, they're gluten-free. 1.1541 0.02548 279 243 29 7
2507 Psst. Want a stack of whole-wheat pancakes with real maple syrup? Only 1500 calories! 1.1538 0.02666 260 227 26 7
2508 So, it’s come to this? Off-the-books strawberry shortcake? 1.1538 0.02696 247 215 26 6
2509 Hey, you trying to get on a baking show? 1.1536 0.02639 280 246 25 9
2510 The white paneled van was repossessed... 1.1535 0.02526 254 219 31 4
2511 Wave hi to the nice lady, Jake. 1.1535 0.02647 254 221 27 6
2512 It's genuine Black Forest, lady. Only two bucks. 1.1535 0.02737 241 210 25 6
2513 What’s the matter with you Saul? Ever since you took that cooking class you have been schlepping that stack of latkes all over the place. 1.1535 0.02673 241 209 27 5
2514 Guaranteed high potency pesticide free pure gluten 1.1535 0.02799 241 211 23 7
2515 Pssst...wanna buy a sandwich with real California Romaine? 1.1535 0.02799 241 211 23 7
2516 I put my heart into this--go ahead, eat it. 1.1533 0.02600 261 227 28 6
2517 I made you a bobka you can’t refuse. 1.1533 0.02656 261 228 26 7
2518 I'll pay you fifty dollars to take this off my hands...... 1.1533 0.02711 261 229 24 8
2519 Hey, sweetheart. You kitchen or mine? 1.1532 0.02746 248 217 24 7
2520 These were left on the truck for the White House Party. I’ll give you a great deal. 1.1532 0.02686 248 216 26 6
2521 ...about our retirement savings. 1.1532 0.02844 235 206 22 7
2522 Hey lady, get 'em while you can, they're selling like 'hotcakes! 1.1532 0.02713 235 204 26 5
2523 Psst... you Edith? 1.1529 0.02695 255 223 25 7
2524 Could I offer you a plate of Lyin Ted’s Creepy Crepes? 1.1529 0.02751 255 224 23 8
2525 We're doing our best to be PC. Have you tried our flapjills yet? 1.1529 0.02578 255 221 29 5
2526 Pssst.....wanna see something really stacked? 1.1529 0.02788 242 212 23 7
2527 Hey little lady, want to see my,er, flapjacks? 1.1529 0.02788 242 212 23 7
2528 We all have needs. Now follow me into the alley. 1.1529 0.02788 242 212 23 7
2529 Care to share a Trump lie-pie? Someone ordered two by mistake. 1.1528 0.02824 229 200 23 6
2530 Pssst. Leftovers from last night. No box, take it and run! 1.1527 0.02701 262 230 24 8
2531 Psst! Surprise. 1.1527 0.02591 262 228 28 6
2532 Carb-dealers lurking before the New Year’s-slump. 1.1525 0.02669 282 249 23 10
2533 I'll sell you these "hot" cakes, but I ain't going back inside for syrup. 1.1523 0.02685 256 224 25 7
2534 Street meat, vegan Edition 1.1523 0.02521 243 209 31 3
2535 Flap Jacks, half price! Get them while they are hot! 1.1523 0.02652 243 211 27 5
2536 Psst - pancakes? cake? triple cheeseburger? Find out for yourself! Ten dollars. 1.1523 0.02778 243 213 23 7
2537 Psst! You want a Palestinian latke? 1.1522 0.02813 230 201 23 6
2538 Hello Stranger, in an effort to bridge our National Divide, can I offer you some pancakes? I don’t know, it just feels like the right thing to do. 1.1521 0.03063 217 192 17 8
2539 I finally finished Gravity's Rainbow and wanted to celebrate! 1.1520 0.02725 250 219 24 7
2540 Psst. do you wanna get carbed up! 1.1518 0.02618 257 224 27 6
2541 They’re CBD infused 1.1518 0.02618 257 224 27 6
2542 If you are going to butter me up start with my pancakes. 1.1516 0.02511 244 210 31 3
2543 Wanna see me fart on this cake? 1.1515 0.02996 231 205 17 9
2544 New Startup: "The Blind Alley of Pancakes." 1.1514 0.02405 284 246 33 5
2545 Weasel cake, lady? 1.1513 0.02811 238 209 22 7
2546 PSSST!!... Three layer strawberry cream cheese cake... Comes with cert. that says it only has 25 calorie... 1.1513 0.02681 238 207 26 5
2547 Psst, lady. Michael wants you to give this special cake to Fredo. 1.1512 0.02467 291 254 30 7
2548 Lady, I tried it! lt won't fit! 1.1511 0.02983 225 199 18 8
2549 Enter me as Wanda in the baking contest. 1.1511 0.02539 278 243 28 7
2550 I had a message from your waistline. 1.1510 0.02756 245 215 23 7
2551 There's nothing like surprise pancakes. 1.1510 0.02632 245 213 27 5
2552 Hey you... want some pot pancakes? 1.1509 0.02653 232 201 27 4
2553 Would you like to try some anchovy pancakes? 1.1509 0.02984 232 206 17 9
2554 Try some pop-up pancakes? 1.1508 0.02646 252 220 26 6
2555 It's a gourmet cheese cake to keep them away. Have you noticed that even pay-off for the rats is more expensive in this city? 1.1508 0.02523 252 218 30 4
2556 Everyone uses brownies... 1.1506 0.02820 259 230 19 10
2557 Free leftovers? 1.1506 0.02540 259 225 29 5
2558 Will you swipe right now? 1.1506 0.02481 259 224 31 4
2559 You probably wouldn't like it. 1.1504 0.02622 246 214 27 5
2560 Hey fine lady... want something fresh? 1.1504 0.02622 246 214 27 5
2561 Just take them. I can't eat more than 4 pancakes with gluten a day. 1.1504 0.02609 266 233 26 7
2562 If you don’t like these, I have more on the back of my truck. 1.1502 0.02711 233 203 25 5
2563 Psst: The first taste is glutin free. 1.1502 0.02571 233 201 29 3
2564 . Help me out here. That’s either pancakes, a cake or a hat. Do I eat it or wear it? 1.1502 0.02695 253 222 24 7
2565 Please take these flapjacks. My dog won't eat them without syrup. 1.1502 0.02514 253 219 30 4
2566 Pssst, you want some smackjacks? 1.1500 0.02589 260 227 27 6
2567 Pop up sale now - get 'em while they're hot! 1.1500 0.02531 260 226 29 5
2568 I ordered a gram not a Graham 1.1498 0.02654 267 235 24 8
2569 Psst, lady. No one stacks up to my crepes. Try one. First one's free. 1.1498 0.02548 247 214 29 4
2570 Do want to do something crazy and have breakfast for dinner? 1.1498 0.02612 247 215 27 5
2571 This ain’t no knockoff Bisquick. 1.1498 0.02548 247 214 29 4
2572 Shh! There's gluten in them.. 1.1498 0.02548 247 214 29 4
2573 Need a flapjack fix? First stacks always free. 1.1498 0.02674 247 216 25 6
2574 Your husband called, there's 15 minutes left in the 4th quarter, so he bought you endless pancakes special 1.1497 0.02443 294 257 30 7
2575 is he cake calling me? 1.1496 0.02897 234 207 19 8
2576 They aren’t getting any younger either. 1.1496 0.02833 234 206 21 7
2577 Oh you're back. Pancakes? 1.1494 0.02403 261 225 33 3
2578 Hey if you like pancakes, then wait until you see what else I've got in this alley 1.1494 0.02522 261 227 29 5
2579 No Way! Those "hot "cakes are cold. 1.1494 0.02637 261 229 25 7
2580 Ey yo, wanna get some pure gluten? 1.1494 0.02580 261 228 27 6
2581 On your budget, I could only get Tinkerbell inside. 1.1494 0.02778 241 212 22 7
2582 Psst. Hot, hot cakes. No, really. Hot! 1.1493 0.02481 268 233 30 5
2583 Get that out of my sight! You know I'm on a strict low-pleasure, high-guilt diet! 1.1493 0.02481 268 233 30 5
2584 Hey Lady, you wanna buy a Mario Batali carrot and hazelnut cake? 1.1492 0.02664 248 217 25 6
2585 Hey Lady, you know you want some carbs packed full of gluten? 1.1492 0.02664 248 217 25 6
2586 International House of Spy Cakes 1.1491 0.02812 228 200 22 6
2587 Crocker here, you Betty ? For the icing on my cake? 1.1490 0.02616 255 223 26 6
2588 Keep moving! I’m allowed to eat my pancakes in an alley. It’s my privilege and my right. 1.1490 0.02557 255 222 28 5
2589 Dessert? 1.1490 0.02557 255 222 28 5
2590 Syrup sold seperately 1.1490 0.02675 255 224 24 7
2591 Hey, young lady, want some pancakes with a cherry on top? 1.1490 0.02788 255 226 20 9
2592 Gentrification is out of control. 1.1490 0.02557 255 222 28 5
2593 I am your sweet back-door man 1.1489 0.02690 235 205 25 5
2594 5 minutes later “Hey Siri....Remind me to use other sidewalk tomorrow morning!” 1.1489 0.02513 262 228 29 5
2595 Psst... Interested in buying greasy gluten chocolate pancakes, with cow number 487023 butter and hen number 2838927 eggs? 1.1489 0.02571 262 229 27 6
2596 Either you buy this pastry right now or the dumpster rats will enjoy the best dessert of their lives. 1.1489 0.02571 262 229 27 6
2597 Knockoff Katz"s You cant tell the difference. 1.1489 0.02394 262 226 33 3
2598 Huh, well if that’s not the most ominous stack of pancakes I’ve ever seen. 1.1489 0.02627 262 230 25 7
2599 'I fixed the pancake machine at the Holiday Inn Express!' 1.1488 0.02640 242 211 26 5
2600 I told you it needed whipped cream. 1.1487 0.02582 269 236 26 7
2601 It's a dime stack. No protein cuts. 1.1486 0.02529 249 216 29 4
2602 Yeah...it's gluten free, nice and pure. I just did a stack. 1.1486 0.02774 249 220 21 8
2603 You should see the oven. 1.1483 0.02811 236 208 21 7
2604 Gluten-free, Lactose-free, No-Sugars-Added! What's not to like? 1.1483 0.02541 236 204 29 3
2605 Pssst...they’re gluten free, swear. 1.1483 0.02746 236 207 23 6
2606 Our focus groups say these will sell like hotcakes. Want to get in on the ground floor? First one's free. 1.1481 0.02497 243 210 30 3
2607 Don’t worry, they’re gluten free. 1.1481 0.02463 270 235 30 5
2608 I know, everybody expects a naked Arnold Schwarzenagger" 1.1481 0.02519 270 236 28 6
2609 I just don't see how it could be made with real carrots at that price. 1.1481 0.02694 243 213 24 6
2610 I see you here twice every week and I love you so please have these pancakes. 1.1480 0.02763 250 221 21 8
2611 Let them eat cake. 1.1479 0.02334 284 246 34 4
2612 Hey Lady. Wanna taste my cake? 1.1479 0.02477 257 223 30 4
2613 Looks good, but I had a stack of pancakes with a cherry on top for breakfast 1.1479 0.02597 257 225 26 6
2614 Yes. I. Will. Follow. You, Dark Lord 1.1479 0.02597 257 225 26 6
2615 Because Bob the bakers voice sounded like Luther Vandros his sales pitches were often misunderstood..."Hey sweetcakes". 1.1479 0.02767 257 228 20 9
2616 Psst...you want some banned cakes? 1.1478 0.02545 291 257 25 9
2617 This could be your breakfast tomorrow. 1.1477 0.02495 264 230 29 5
2618 Do you get sticky, lady? 1.1477 0.02495 264 230 29 5
2619 Loose pancakes... 1.1477 0.02553 264 231 27 6
2620 Chocolate cake cheap. 1.1476 0.02455 271 236 30 5
2621 Do you want a box for this? 1.1476 0.02510 271 237 28 6
2622 Guess who made it. 1.1475 0.02806 244 216 20 8
2623 It's not perfect, but then again, neither am I. I'm sorry....._ 1.1474 0.02810 251 223 19 9
2624 Want a See No Evil Cake? 1.1473 0.02645 258 227 24 7
2625 It's a food stand. 1.1473 0.02529 258 225 28 5
2626 Psst...How's it goin? Hot cakes? 1.1472 0.02566 231 200 28 3
2627 You can't be here, Ma'am. This is the employee's lounge. 1.1472 0.02369 265 229 33 3
2628 Would you like a slice of orange kiss me cake? 1.1471 0.02591 238 207 27 4
2629 It's not gluten-free. I'm not sure how to market this. 1.1471 0.02788 238 210 21 7
2630 Lady, youse want a fruitcake? It's da last one in Queens. 1.1469 0.02735 245 216 22 7
2631 You’re being followed by agent Keto Atkins step in here a minute. 1.1469 0.02610 245 214 26 5
2632 The Great New York Alley Baking Show is auditioning new judges. Paul Hollywood is in a diabetic coma. 1.1469 0.02673 245 215 24 6
2633 Hey, sweetcake! By which I mean, would you like to buy one? 1.1468 0.02742 252 223 21 8
2634 Meeting as Deep Throat made me feel dirty. 1.1468 0.02732 218 190 24 4
2635 Could you please sit on my cake? 1.1467 0.02679 225 196 25 4
2636 Pretty please. 1.1466 0.02478 266 232 29 5
2637 Outsider artist explains to his Agent that he wants MOMA to pay him $46,00 for his sculpture of ' Six Pancake Birthday Cake.' 1.1466 0.02644 266 235 23 8
2638 Again with the cake news. You should be ashamed of yourself. 1.1465 0.02493 273 239 28 6
2639 Psst. . . Bundt hole? 1.1465 0.02546 273 240 26 7
2640 Cronuts, shmonuts, Once you try my dino-nut, you’ll be hooked! 1.1464 0.02713 239 210 23 6
2641 Legislation is being floated so that women will no longer have to resort to back-alley cake offerings. 1.1463 0.02600 246 215 26 5
2642 I'm on the new Great Wiseguy's Baking Show, can I offer you some of my tiramisu? 1.1463 0.02535 246 214 28 4
2643 It's an eat-it-as-you go "Non-stop shopper's December special"! 1.1462 0.02732 253 224 21 8
2644 TAKE IT, I MADE IT MYSELF. 1.1462 0.02554 253 221 27 5
2645 CanI interest you in some hot cakes, miss? 1.1462 0.02953 253 228 13 12
2646 Remember you never saw me and do not bbb tell Weight Watchers. 1.1462 0.02451 260 226 30 4
2647 It’s gluten free, vegan and wasn’t made with nuts or bolts! 1.1461 0.02635 267 236 23 8
2648 Think fast! 1.1460 0.02740 226 198 23 5
2649 Hey lady, want some cake? 1.1460 0.02537 274 241 26 7
2650 Oh sweetness, you are perfectly stacked! 1.1460 0.02590 274 242 24 8
2651 Can I interest you in a little triple-layer-cake in the alley? 1.1459 0.02687 233 204 24 5
2652 Dumpster Delight? 1.1458 0.02766 240 212 21 7
2653 My special recipe contains a truth serum for your husband. 1.1458 0.02703 240 211 23 6
2654 Pssst...no marijuana cookies here but I got some killer gluten filled Christmas pudding. 1.1458 0.02829 240 213 19 8
2655 Wanna score some "Betty Crocker Off Her Rocker"? 1.1457 0.02459 247 214 30 3
2656 Sure it's a little lived in, but the price is right. 1.1457 0.02590 247 216 26 5
2657 Can I interest you in a little something from my basement? 1.1457 0.02590 247 216 26 5
2658 Pssst, this is a very exclusive club. 1.1457 0.02605 254 223 25 6
2659 Bitcoin dollar pancakes. Secrete is in the hash 1.1457 0.02605 254 223 25 6
2660 Free sample? The cat licked it. 1.1456 0.02560 261 229 26 6
2661 I knew you were coming so I baked a cake, sounds like a good song title. 1.1456 0.02381 261 226 32 3
2662 How could you forget this on your list? 1.1455 0.02403 268 233 31 4
2663 Pssst. Wanna buy some pancakes? 1.1455 0.02529 275 242 26 7
2664 I used to supply our allies. 1.1453 0.02607 234 204 26 4
2665 What do you hold me for - a foodie? 1.1453 0.02536 234 203 28 3
2666 Honey, want some hot cakes? 1.1452 0.02492 241 209 29 3
2667 How about a kiss for a cake, Cookie? 1.1452 0.02627 241 211 25 5
2668 Spare a silver dollar? 1.1452 0.02580 248 217 26 5
2669 Psst...Hey...wanna buy some Cake? First slice is free. 1.1452 0.02580 248 217 26 5
2670 Psssst! Clandestine Chocolate Cake? 1.1452 0.02643 248 218 24 6
2671 These babies are barely legal. 1.1451 0.02474 255 222 29 4
2672 Your server forgot to tell you about the lemony whipped cream filling. 1.1451 0.02535 255 223 27 5
2673 My father always said, “ You can take the pancakes out of the alley but you can’t take the alley out of the pancakes.” 1.1450 0.02607 262 231 24 7
2674 just a "special" from your corner bakery 1.1450 0.02551 262 230 26 6
2675 Psst! This was leftover from breakfast. Wanna make a quick deal? 1.1450 0.02395 269 234 31 4
2676 I ‘ve got only one left for you 1.1450 0.02452 269 235 29 5
2677 Hello, would you like to visit my pancake parlor? 1.1448 0.02391 290 254 30 6
2678 Psst! Want to buy a low-fat, reduced-calorie, no-sugar-added chocolate mousse cheesecake? 1.1447 0.02856 228 202 19 7
2679 Sustenance? 1.1446 0.02926 242 217 15 10
2680 Of course the sugar is pure cane. You wanna cut into the bag and taste it from the tip of a knife? 1.1446 0.02617 242 212 25 5
2681 Pssst! Hey. You need plastic straws? 1.1446 0.02682 242 213 23 6
2682 I know it's politically incorrect but I always wanted to see you stacked. 1.1446 0.02868 249 223 16 10
2683 I baked it for my wife. She died while it was in the oven. Care for a piece? 1.1446 0.02570 249 218 26 5
2684 Diana Prince caught on camera finding sketchy alternative energy source 1.1445 0.02586 256 225 25 6
2685 He's sleepwalking again. 1.1445 0.02598 263 232 24 7
2686 No we don't carry candles, but you can buy some three alleys over from here. 1.1445 0.02364 263 228 32 3
2687 Psst - hey I got blueberry pancakes for 20 bucks. Yeah, their gluten-free! 1.1444 0.02607 270 239 23 8
2688 Greg traded jackhammers for flapjacks. 1.1444 0.02554 270 238 25 7
2689 IHOP nothing happens to me 1.1444 0.02261 284 246 35 3
2690 Hey, you noticed the cherry, right. 1.1441 0.02561 229 199 27 3
2691 OOOOO girl you looking hot.....cakes" 1.1441 0.02788 236 209 20 7
2692 Carbohydrates are today's vices 1.1440 0.02607 243 213 25 5
2693 These are leftover Black Fridays hotcakes. Almost free. 1.1440 0.02734 243 215 21 7
2694 High-fiber, low-calorie and gluten-free! 1.1440 0.02623 250 220 24 6
2695 Do you like gluten? 1.1440 0.02432 250 217 30 3
2696 Word on the street--these buckwheats are naturally gluten-free. 1.1440 0.02456 257 224 29 4
2697 It's 5$ for a silver dollar, $10 for a short stack, and $25 for a grand slam. 1.1439 0.02356 264 229 32 3
2698 Stack the halls . . . 1.1435 0.02961 223 199 16 8
2699 You can have your cake, but don’t be like the others, and eat it too. 1.1435 0.02833 230 204 19 7
2700 Hey, you wanna buy a crushed top hat with a cherry on top? 1.1435 0.02576 237 207 26 4
2701 I hear that kids these days think street vendors are hip. 1.1435 0.02645 237 208 24 5
2702 Hey, lady. Want some sweet stuff? 1.1435 0.02711 237 209 22 6
2703 I can let you have these at cost...Barbra Streisand is feeling better after the mid-terms. 1.1434 0.02488 251 219 28 4
2704 Hey Lady, have I got a treat for you! 1.1434 0.02580 265 234 24 7
2705 I think this is what they call synergy. 1.1429 0.02458 266 233 28 5
2706 Wanna start your morning off right? 1.1429 0.02722 252 224 20 8
2707 No I'm not going to tell you what I laced it with. That's for me to know and for you, if your adventurous, to find out. 1.1429 0.02570 266 235 24 7
2708 Psssst. Got some hot pancakes at a good price. 1.1429 0.02634 238 209 24 5
2709 Hey Lady; now that Dunkin Donuts changed their name to just Dunkin, would you like a bucket of donuts?" 1.1429 0.02651 245 216 23 6
2710 I hop so you don’t have to. 1.1429 0.02701 238 210 22 6
2711 Psst. You in the market for some hot pancakes? 1.1429 0.02821 231 205 19 7
2712 Only the first hit was free. 1.1423 0.02429 260 227 29 4
2713 Psst. I got your hotcakes right here. They're hot, and there's more in the back of the food truck if you need 'em. 1.1423 0.02429 260 227 29 4
2714 Mennonite Easter bonnet with a cherry on top. How can you refuse? 1.1423 0.02593 253 223 24 6
2715 Hey, it's the #metoo era. We bake now. 1.1423 0.02577 246 216 25 5
2716 Three for 79 cents, we beat Burger King. 1.1423 0.02640 246 217 23 6
2717 Grandma's cake. Live again! 1.1423 0.02445 246 214 29 3
2718 Give me your money! And you can try my pancakes. 1.1423 0.02703 246 218 21 7
2719 It's the latest thing–a surprise pancake reveal. 1.1423 0.02640 246 217 23 6
2720 Freshly baked, man. 1.1423 0.02512 246 215 27 4
2721 Yum, black market desserts... Are they selling like hot cakes? 1.1423 0.02486 239 208 28 3
2722 Copycat IHOP killer 1.1418 0.02456 275 242 27 6
2723 Pssssst Lady .... stack of cakes? 1.1418 0.02614 275 245 21 9
2724 No bites with the free candy, so I'm trying this now. 1.1418 0.02653 261 232 21 8
2725 I was anxious to hear from you the whole day, and that's it!? 1.1417 0.02643 254 225 22 7
2726 Alleycakes Mamm? 1.1417 0.02396 254 221 30 3
2727 Welcome to IMOB. 1.1417 0.02643 254 225 22 7
2728 Did that come out of a certified safe kitchen approved by the Health Dept? 1.1417 0.02630 247 218 23 6
2729 Psssst... gotta' good deal on some pumpkin spice pancakes. 1.1417 0.02546 240 210 26 4
2730 They banned carbs. 1.1417 0.02477 240 209 28 3
2731 Does that come with Wisconsin or Vermont maple syrup? 1.1416 0.02407 226 195 30 1
2732 I gots yer hot cakes right here! 1.1412 0.02412 262 229 29 4
2733 You holding? 1.1412 0.02574 255 225 24 6
2734 Take you to the Casbah lady? 1.1411 0.02557 248 218 25 5
2735 This looks like a sticky situation.” -Caroline Wesch, Mobile, Ala 1.1411 0.02620 248 219 23 6
2736 What you don’t eat can be a yoga mat for your cat. 1.1411 0.02557 248 218 25 5
2737 Hey, Lady... got any Aunt Jemima? 1.1411 0.02557 248 218 25 5
2738 If you think cake decorating is difficult, you should try cake delivery! 1.1411 0.02536 241 211 26 4
2739 Hey, lady, want to try our 3-pounder? 1.1410 0.02703 227 200 22 5
2740 Psst! Try some, it'll knock your socks off. Uh, never mind. 1.1410 0.02774 227 201 20 6
2741 Breakfast for dinner? 1.1409 0.02602 220 192 25 3
2742 Dessert ANYONE! 1.1407 0.02403 263 230 29 4
2743 You're stacked baby.... 1.1406 0.02565 256 226 24 6
2744 Hey, still got some vintage muffin tops here. 1.1406 0.02738 256 229 18 9
2745 No, I swear they're hot, but their not hot! 1.1406 0.02504 256 225 26 5
2746 Lowest prices on gluten. 1.1406 0.02177 256 220 36 0
2747 I’ll take it to go. 1.1406 0.02548 249 219 25 5
2748 Psst! Cake hat? 1.1406 0.02548 249 219 25 5
2749 Rich but low energy? 1.1405 0.02593 242 213 24 5
2750 Cake for a kiss. 1.1405 0.02526 242 212 26 4
2751 The price is a bargain. I used to work for Whole Foods, now I work for Walmart. 1.1405 0.02659 242 214 22 6
2752 Happy Pancake Day! 1.1402 0.02471 271 239 26 6
2753 Flapjacks to go? 1.1402 0.02334 264 230 31 3
2754 Excuse me mam, can I interest you in some sugar? It’s the newest street craze. 1.1402 0.02454 264 232 27 5
2755 Psst. Need a little taste of gluten-free? 1.1402 0.02512 264 233 25 6
2756 Antipasti: Piccolo Pavement Bites Primi: Ally Ratatouille Secondi: Dumpster-fire Grilled Pigeon Dolce: Rohypnol Infused Tiramisu 1.1399 0.02517 243 213 26 4
2757 You can't lure me into your alley with that thing. See, I don't eat gluten. 1.1398 0.02490 236 206 27 3
2758 This is not 1789, give bread! 1.1398 0.02631 236 208 23 5
2759 Piece of cake. Go for a ride? 1.1398 0.02561 236 207 25 4
2760 The big cherry on top is just a tad too much, isn’t it? 1.1398 0.02631 236 208 23 5
2761 How much for the bag? 1.1397 0.02622 272 243 20 9
2762 I like the content of pop-up ads, I just don't trust the source. 1.1396 0.02734 222 196 21 5
2763 Hot off my grill and half-price 1.1396 0.02445 265 233 27 5
2764 Flapjacks...nutsacks...hey lady, nice rack... 1.1395 0.02718 258 231 18 9
2765 First one’s free at the Creepy Alley Baking Show 1.1395 0.02546 258 228 24 6
2766 Have any spare syrup ? 1.1394 0.02591 251 222 23 6
2767 want to buy some black-market gluten? 1.1394 0.02711 251 224 19 8
2768 Authentic pumpkin cheesecake--half price! 1.1393 0.02573 244 215 24 5
2769 It looks like a cake, but it's a cherry bomb. 1.1393 0.02369 244 212 30 2
2770 Come on back and I’ll show you all the other sweetcakes I’ve got 1.1393 0.02507 244 214 26 4
2771 Apparently you can have your cake and eat it too . 1.1393 0.02415 280 247 27 6
2772 The secret ingredient is crime 1.1392 0.02551 237 208 25 4
2773 Hi. I have Uber Alley for Betsy. 1.1392 0.02620 237 209 23 5
2774 The free Cheesecake Factory slice you ordered through DoorDash ma’am. 1.1392 0.02551 237 208 25 4
2775 I won the Great British Make-Off-With-The-Spoils. 1.1391 0.02670 230 203 22 5
2776 Looks like they're dancing the cakewalk 1.1391 0.02494 266 235 25 6
2777 You surely didn't expect to find this gluten based delicacy in the white market in Williamsburg, did you? 1.1390 0.02416 259 227 28 4
2778 What's up, babycakes? 1.1390 0.02353 259 226 30 3
2779 Hey lady, here's a stealth birthday cake for all your stealth good deeds. 1.1390 0.02537 259 229 24 6
2780 I got the good kind of powder. 1.1389 0.02581 252 223 23 6
2781 This syrup should be illegal. 1.1389 0.02519 252 222 25 5
2782 I used to be a butcher. 1.1388 0.02497 245 215 26 4
2783 Come si dice: mangiare un po 'di torta Anna Mae. 1.1386 0.02541 267 237 23 7
2784 The Cake Con "You don't know me. You didn't see me here." 1.1386 0.02369 267 234 29 4
2785 It's Keto. 1.1386 0.02541 267 237 23 7
2786 Pssst. I got pancakes, hotcakes, all kinda sweetcakes. Come relax with mad stacks of flapjacks. Come sip up the syrup that makes you dip, flip and trip up. It’s no matter if you all about that batter. I got it all, so tell me what you need baby doll? 1.1385 0.02468 260 229 26 5
2787 For a limited time only—a pop up mugging. 1.1383 0.02510 253 223 25 5
2788 Good morning and welcome to The Pancake Handler. 1.1383 0.02502 282 251 23 8
2789 Looks scrumptious. Too bad I'm a diabetic. 1.1382 0.02554 246 217 24 5
2790 If you follow me down this passageway I'll give you a bite of this and share the recipe. And maybe have a look inside your shopping bag. 1.1382 0.02488 246 216 26 4
2791 I realize that an Occam's razor analysis would say don't eat this... 1.1381 0.02600 239 211 23 5
2792 Extra gluten! 1.1379 0.02688 261 234 18 9
2793 It’s called the Jimmy Hoffa, I found it in the back alley under a cement block 1.1379 0.02518 261 231 24 6
2794 The most beautiful piece of chocolate cake that you've ever seen 1.1379 0.02648 232 205 22 5
2795 Thank you for not sneezing. 1.1379 0.02633 261 233 20 8
2796 Free Sweets 1.1378 0.02437 254 223 27 4
2797 Me fork you long time 1.1377 0.02791 247 222 16 9
2798 Next week try theater tickets 1.1376 0.02754 218 193 20 5
2799 I just wanna serve somebody! 1.1375 0.02353 269 236 29 4
2800 Excuse me, Ma'am. I have a delivery to make; the peasants are revolting again. 1.1375 0.02468 269 238 25 6
2801 House Husband greets his working wife with her birthday cake...p.s. then tells her the kids are fine. 1.1375 0.02411 269 237 27 5
2802 Pancakes. 1.1375 0.02656 240 213 21 6
2803 Psst! Three layers: Death by Chocolate, Carrot Cake, and Lemon Pudding Cake, heavy on CBD. 1.1375 0.02846 240 216 15 9
2804 What about second breakfast? 1.1375 0.02521 240 211 25 4
2805 Psst… hotcakes… get your hotcakes here. 1.1375 0.02521 240 211 25 4
2806 Psssst! Stack ‘em ... high? 1.1374 0.02450 262 231 26 5
2807 Psst! These pancakes fell of the truck, interested? 1.1373 0.02493 233 204 26 3
2808 It's good, I didn't make it. 1.1373 0.02638 233 206 22 5
2809 Yet, another street performer. 1.1373 0.02612 255 227 21 7
2810 Did you think walking with groceries in this weather a piece of cake? 1.1371 0.02721 248 222 18 8
2811 I'm gonna make you a Whopper you can't refuse. 1.1368 0.02696 234 208 20 6
2812 Every morning, I pass here and you're still trying to sell cakes for $10,000. You can't sell cakes for $10,000." - "If I could only sell, one. 1.1367 0.02603 256 228 21 7
2813 Even though it fell off a truck, it's in cherry condition! 1.1367 0.02289 256 223 31 2
2814 Hey babe, this sugar high will rock your world! 1.1367 0.02543 256 227 23 6
2815 Psst! Forks, $299. 1.1366 0.02603 227 200 23 4
2816 Wanna cake? 1.1365 0.02588 249 221 22 6
2817 Hubba-hubba 1.1365 0.02588 249 221 22 6
2818 Where’s the beef? 1.1365 0.02588 249 221 22 6
2819 Pssst! Half price today on cheesecake, and I deliver anywhere in the city. I'm losing money on every sale, but eventually I'll make it up in volume. 1.1365 0.02650 249 222 20 7
2820 "I can't. I'm virtue signaling today. 1.1364 0.02762 242 217 17 8
2821 I bake a cake for your sake. Being nice is my vice. 1.1364 0.02548 264 235 22 7
2822 I left room for cream. 1.1362 0.02473 257 227 25 5
2823 Psst! It's organic, non-allergenic, and gluten-free. Just add CBD oil, and it will be pain free. 1.1362 0.02411 257 226 27 4
2824 Can you tell me if these alleyway pancakes are safe to eat? I am blind. 1.1362 0.02752 235 210 18 7
2825 Oh Lord... trans-fats... 1.1362 0.02705 213 188 21 4
2826 I love the smell of palm oil in the morning. 1.1360 0.02450 250 220 26 4
2827 Yo! Lady . . . Boss wants me to make you an offer you can’t refuse! 1.1358 0.02539 265 236 22 7
2828 I’m gay, wanna buy a cake? 1.1358 0.02689 243 217 19 7
2829 It's actually called a "welder's lunch", get it ? 1.1357 0.02500 280 250 22 8
2830 And the cherry is on top of everything I have ever done to you. 1.1357 0.02583 258 230 21 7
2831 Can we share it? 1.1357 0.02464 258 228 25 5
2832 Sweet looking cake, but it's not my birthday. 1.1356 0.02674 236 210 20 6
2833 My first vegan cake. 1.1356 0.02806 236 212 16 8
2834 *pishhh* Got any syrup? 1.1355 0.02568 251 223 22 6
2835 So I came out back to spit in these...let's keep it between you and me, OK? 1.1355 0.02375 251 220 28 3
2836 Psst! Wanna buy a chocolate cake? 1.1355 0.02506 251 222 24 5
2837 I’m pretty sure what’s in that. Didn’t you hawk dime bags 20 years ago in that same alley? 1.1354 0.02429 229 200 27 2
2838 OMG, what have you done? 1.1353 0.02530 266 237 22 7
2839 C'mon... It's not the new year yet 1.1353 0.02356 266 234 28 4
2840 Uhh is there an explosive inside of that? 1.1353 0.02356 266 234 28 4
2841 Yankees aren’t playing anymore, gotta entertain myself somehow. 1.1352 0.02549 244 216 23 5
2842 Hey lady, the 90s called. They'd like their shoes back. 1.1352 0.02741 244 219 17 8
2843 We sell the potcakes out of the back of the store. 1.1350 0.02663 237 211 20 6
2844 It sells better than Bourbon Chicken. 1.1348 0.02407 267 236 26 5
2845 How about a nice triple-decker club sandwich for the modern woman on the go!" 1.1348 0.02644 230 204 21 5
2846 Want a d’tort? 1.1347 0.02668 245 219 19 7
2847 Psst! Wanna buy some pancakes full of gluten and sugar? 1.1347 0.02540 245 217 23 5
2848 Hey lady, I got what will fill the hole in your soul, right here: Only $10. 1.1347 0.02473 245 216 25 4
2849 Lady, believe me, you don’t wanna go home without it... 1.1347 0.02668 245 219 19 7
2850 psst - Would you like to try a little cake? 1.1347 0.02540 245 217 23 5
2851 You didn’t need to run out, Johnny’s snake had some eggs. 1.1346 0.02506 260 231 23 6
2852 We need tariffs so everyone will go to the American House of Pancakes instead. 1.1345 0.02841 223 200 16 7
2853 Hey, Lady. One bite, and you’ll forget all about the carbs...So.... you just slip me the cash, and I’ll slip you the drugs... uh, I mean the pancakes. 1.1345 0.02695 223 198 20 5
2854 Psst! You stepped on a crack. You should call your mother right away. 1.1345 0.02585 238 211 22 5
2855 Don't be afraid of a back-alley portion. 1.1345 0.02516 238 210 24 4
2856 You'll love this hemp cake. Its good for your Keto,Dukan,Vegan or Flexitarian diet. It 1.1344 0.02487 253 224 24 5
2857 You bring home the bacon... and that takes the cake. 1.1342 0.02633 231 205 21 5
2858 I thought you said you made fat stacks, that’s a short snack. 1.1341 0.02395 246 216 27 3
2859 I found an old jar of maraschino cherries in back of the fridge and just couldn't help myself. 1.1341 0.02530 246 218 23 5
2860 DoorDash Plus: We deliver wherever the heck you happen to be hungry. 1.1341 0.02313 261 229 29 3
2861 Won't you eat my sleazy pancakes?" 1.1341 0.02376 261 230 27 4
2862 This you can have for a date, Gorgeous 1.1341 0.02437 261 231 25 5
2863 Say there, interested in slightly used campaign promises? How about with a cherry on top? 1.1339 0.02575 239 212 22 5
2864 Psst, hey lady! Wanna buy a cake? 1.1338 0.02271 269 236 30 3
2865 Psst. Lady you want some. In Kentucky you can't sell anything that tilts left. 1.1338 0.02447 269 239 24 6
2866 Do you have a younger, prettier sister? 1.1338 0.02503 269 240 22 7
2867 Your torte is ready. 1.1333 0.02405 255 225 26 4
2868 This commercial expansion is brought to you without any government subsidies. 1.1333 0.02496 240 212 24 4
2869 Pervert. Next time I will call the cops on you. 1.1333 0.02405 255 225 26 4
2870 The Cake Man says "Congrats your divorce is final!" 1.1333 0.02382 270 239 26 5
2871 You ordered it. You pay for it! You no right to change your mind. 1.1333 0.02530 255 227 22 6
2872 Is there a CBD breakfast menu? 1.1330 0.02682 233 208 19 6
2873 It’s a sidewalk cake sale, the last one with a cherry 1.1330 0.02395 218 190 27 1
2874 I won't have use my knife if you could spare me a fork. 1.1328 0.02459 256 227 24 5
2875 Not gluten free..... 1.1328 0.02396 256 226 26 4
2876 D” rating, honey. “D” for “delish” 1.1328 0.02521 256 228 22 6
2877 I have burgers, too. Looks and tastes just like IHOP. 1.1328 0.02555 241 214 22 5
2878 Got the cream? 1.1328 0.02486 241 213 24 4
2879 More "stuff" than you can cram into a brownie! 1.1327 0.02586 226 200 22 4
2880 Good deal on a cake full of gluten 1.1326 0.02411 264 234 25 5
2881 Come and show me what that mouth do. 1.1326 0.02584 264 237 19 8
2882 The cocaine is the icing on the cake. 1.1325 0.02501 249 221 23 5
2883 It's Tort Cake, wearing the suit of your choice... 1.1323 0.02630 257 231 18 8
2884 Pop-up plate of pancakes. Made ’em myself. 1.1323 0.02387 257 227 26 4
2885 Syrup? Syrup? Got that pure Canadian maple syrup. 1.1322 0.02476 242 214 24 4
2886 Look, no egg, peanut,soy, wheat or dairy and no damn taste. You wan'it? 1.1322 0.02545 242 215 22 5
2887 What! No fork? 1.1322 0.02476 242 214 24 4
2888 Are You ready for a Wham Bam, Thank You Mam? 1.1321 0.02461 265 236 23 6
2889 Careful, they're full of gluten 1.1319 0.02660 235 210 19 6
2890 Psssstachio lady? 1.1319 0.02520 235 208 23 4
2891 Ps ps 1.1319 0.02371 235 206 27 2
2892 I've got a lovely bunch of pancakes...…. 1.1318 0.02562 258 231 20 7
2893 Cruelty-filled pancake ma'am? 1.1318 0.02314 258 227 28 3
2894 Even our eggnog is hundred percent vegan. 1.1318 0.02441 258 229 24 5
2895 A rat taught me how to make it, but it’s really good. 1.1317 0.02601 243 217 20 6
2896 Pssst... You look'n for bootleg pancakes? 1.1317 0.02601 243 217 20 6
2897 A little treat for te working mom. 1.1315 0.02482 251 223 23 5
2898 Psst...want to buy a Trump cake? It’s light, but filling and guaranteed to make your tastebuds great again”... 1.1314 0.02437 236 208 25 3
2899 Psst! How about some pancakes? 1.1313 0.02370 259 229 26 4
2900 Pssst. They're gluten-free. 1.1313 0.02493 259 231 22 6
2901 Psst! How about a sandwich with real meat. 1.1312 0.02766 221 198 17 6
2902 Invest in my tower and I give you special sweet. 1.1312 0.02516 282 254 19 9
2903 Can you make that with chocolate chips and whipped cream? 1.1311 0.02591 244 218 20 6
2904 New pick up line? You'll*have to do better than that. 1.1311 0.02655 244 219 18 7
2905 You know I don’t like cherries. 1.1311 0.02326 267 236 27 4
2906 Those sure look mighty addictive. 1.1310 0.02478 229 202 24 3
2907 Cake or Death? 1.1310 0.02478 229 202 24 3
2908 May I interest you in a cherry on the top of your day, Ma’am? 1.1308 0.02298 260 229 28 3
2909 It's critically acclaimed. 1.1306 0.02448 245 217 24 4
2910 Psst. I've got stacks! 1.1306 0.02448 245 217 24 4
2911 Food had completely overtaken women as eye candy 1.1306 0.02317 268 237 27 4
2912 Pssst! Care for cake from a stranger? 1.1304 0.02333 276 245 26 5
2913 Will sell pancakes for food 1.1304 0.02464 253 225 23 5
2914 Hey lady, gimme all the syrup you got on you, pronto! 1.1304 0.02399 253 224 25 4
2915 No short stacks here lady 1.1303 0.02289 261 230 28 3
2916 But what's that white stuff on top? 1.1303 0.02695 238 214 17 7
2917 Don't pass this up. It's hot. 1.1303 0.02490 238 211 23 4
2918 Alleyway pancakes! Squeeze as many as you can fit in! 1.1301 0.02309 269 238 27 4
2919 Sweets, for the sweet, Duckie? 1.1299 0.02324 254 224 27 3
2920 Dumpster fire pancakes? A multitude of smoky flavors! 1.1299 0.02324 254 224 27 3
2921 I'm Jack- how about some flaps? 1.1299 0.02114 254 221 33 0
2922 And there's enough for Adam, too. 1.1298 0.02466 262 234 22 6
2923 Give me your money or I'll shove these pancakes down your mouth. 1.1298 0.02638 262 237 16 9
2924 'It's about time Tiffany.' 1.1297 0.02295 293 261 26 6
2925 Is it autumnal? 1.1296 0.02625 247 222 18 7
2926 Psst, can I interest you in a little black market black pudding? 1.1296 0.02429 247 219 24 4
2927 Hey lady. I can give you a great price on a cake. 1.1296 0.02429 247 219 24 4
2928 Only $10 for 500 grams of the best pancakes you'll ever eat. 1.1296 0.02429 247 219 24 4
2929 Psst! ....ok ok .I just got out of prison, but I assure you, this time the chocolate cake is guilt-free. 1.1295 0.02260 278 246 28 4
2930 Hot cakes, honey, want some? 1.1295 0.02202 278 245 30 3
2931 This is for your forthcoming wedding, unless you are gay! 1.1295 0.02731 224 201 17 6
2932 Selling baked goods on Drury Lane is a dangerous biz, miss. 1.1294 0.02445 255 227 23 5
2933 She got flap-jacked in the bright daylight 1.1294 0.02445 255 227 23 5
2934 I ordered a short stack. 1.1293 0.02397 263 234 24 5
2935 You can have your cake and shopping, too! 1.1292 0.02606 209 185 21 3
2936 Hey! Hey! Psst, I'm talking' to you! I this is my newest addition, Trippy Layering Choco 1.1292 0.02466 271 243 21 7
2937 Wanna walnetto? 1.1290 0.02551 248 222 20 6
2938 Buds, doses? Carbs? 1.1290 0.02281 248 218 28 2
2939 The best people told me to tell you to eat it. 1.1290 0.02486 248 221 22 5
2940 Un bon patisserie, madame! Ya want, lady? 1.1290 0.02551 248 222 20 6
2941 Merry Christmas, lady. 1.1289 0.02373 256 227 25 4
2942 This was a Carmen Miranda bonnet! 1.1289 0.02559 256 230 19 7
2943 If the product looks good, take a seat at a table and I'll make the drop. 1.1289 0.02410 225 198 25 2
2944 For twenty years of walking past our butcher shop and never once shopping here, me and the boys are giving you a genuine beefcake. 1.1289 0.02645 225 201 19 5
2945 10, 9, 8..... 1.1288 0.02448 264 236 22 6
2946 Promise me you're not an undercover extended family member, and I'll give you twenty for the homemade goods. 1.1288 0.02792 233 211 14 8
2947 I used to support gentrification, but those pastry boutiques sure do get weirder by the day. 1.1288 0.02656 233 209 18 6
2948 Frankly, I'm flummoxed. Buttercream frosting or powdered sugar? 1.1288 0.02586 233 208 20 5
2949 Psst..hey Lady interest you in a Toke Torte? 1.1287 0.02401 272 243 23 6
2950 Sugary pancakes; nickel stack 1.1286 0.02245 280 248 28 4
2951 Made with LOVE!" 1.1285 0.02411 249 221 24 4
2952 Psst. Made from mom's secret recipe. 1.1285 0.02477 249 222 22 5
2953 Hey lady! You look like you need a Black Forest cake fix. Only $10 an ounce. 1.1285 0.02272 249 219 28 2
2954 Pssst....I got the cakes. 1.1285 0.02411 249 221 24 4
2955 I know you can walk, talk, and blow out this candle 1.1285 0.02411 249 221 24 4
2956 Not everyone can pull off this look. 1.1283 0.02708 226 203 17 6
2957 Free Gluten-free Pancak- Oh okay, have a good day anyways. 1.1283 0.02380 265 236 24 5
2958 Hot pastrami here! 1.1283 0.02498 265 238 20 7
2959 Until now there’s been no complaints 1.1279 0.02440 219 193 24 2
2960 Not sure if this is a bomb or a stack of pancakes. Care to take a bite? 1.1277 0.02565 235 210 20 5
2961 29 again?! 1.1276 0.02642 243 219 17 7
2962 Psst. You tried my gluten-free ganache yet? 1.1275 0.02393 251 223 24 4
2963 Are you Syruppy Sally? 1.1274 0.02410 259 231 23 5
2964 We've got more edibles in the back 1.1274 0.02347 259 230 25 4
2965 I'll take it if you can include the dirty apron with the deal. 1.1274 0.02347 259 230 25 4
2966 Psst ! It's free real estate. 1.1274 0.02531 259 233 19 7
2967 We're Custom Cupcakes. You know, the ones with way too much frosting. 1.1274 0.02531 259 233 19 7
2968 >Help Wanted< 1.1273 0.02303 267 237 26 4
2969 Johnny Gluten 1.1272 0.02537 228 203 21 4
2970 It's the latest design for a smart home device. You can talk to your pancakes and no one will be the wiser. 1.1271 0.02483 236 210 22 4
2971 Plus I've got six bucks and change on my nightstand, and I got HBO, whataya say ? 1.1271 0.02554 236 211 20 5
2972 I'm scamming you, lady. Just take a sniff. 1.1271 0.02624 236 212 18 6
2973 Hey. Buckwheat. Cheap. 1.1270 0.02361 244 216 25 3
2974 Gluten free? 1.1270 0.02176 252 221 30 1
2975 Only a months worth then you'll have to come back and bring a scrip. 1.1270 0.02449 252 225 22 5
2976 psst, hey kid wanna buy some pancakes? 1.1270 0.02316 252 223 26 3
2977 Mam we are only national but I think you will enjoy our pancakes. 1.1270 0.02449 252 225 22 5
2978 Do you have a recommendation for a five-cry movie to go with it? 1.1269 0.02462 260 233 21 6
2979 We’re a weight watchers free zone! Hand over the cash! 1.1269 0.02471 268 241 20 7
2980 Oh wow, a Twinkie cake. Haven't seen one in years. 1.1269 0.02170 268 236 30 2
2981 A little money in the cake for my child's birthday? 1.1268 0.02368 276 247 23 6
2982 Hey. Wanna buy a hot pastrami? 1.1266 0.02450 229 203 23 3
2983 No need to rub it in Giuseppe 1.1266 0.02473 237 211 22 4
2984 lady, it must be this cake. Visitor day is tomorrow. 1.1265 0.02422 245 218 23 4
2985 This guy just doesn't give up 1.1265 0.02308 253 224 26 3
2986 Hey lady, you want some pancakes? 1.1265 0.02308 253 224 26 3
2987 I can't see store bought. 1.1265 0.02503 253 227 20 6
2988 Will you be mine? 1.1265 0.02503 253 227 20 6
2989 I understand that Baked Alaska is only a tiny part in the huge expansion of desserts." 1.1265 0.02440 253 226 22 5
2990 I started my own thing after they pulled the IHOb stunt. 1.1261 0.02603 238 214 18 6
2991 Psst, this fruitcake is killer 1.1261 0.02390 238 211 24 3
2992 Holiday Edibles? 1.1260 0.02343 246 218 25 3
2993 Listen lady, the shades are not for sale. 1.1260 0.02271 246 217 27 2
2994 I got da goods. 1.1260 0.02547 246 221 19 6
2995 Psst! Hot tamales. 1.1260 0.02481 246 220 21 5
2996 Psst! Quick! Here's yer fancy homemade dish for da potluck. Is that the groceries fer tomorra's spaghetti platter? 1.1260 0.02556 254 229 18 7
2997 Don't be afraid, just try it with the olive. 1.1255 0.02537 247 222 19 6
2998 Hey Lady were stacked-you can be too! 1.1255 0.02471 247 221 21 5
2999 I ordered a hot dog !!!! 1.1255 0.02471 247 221 21 5
3000 It's the oteK diet! Make America taf again. 1.1255 0.02152 255 224 30 1
3001 Somehow it's hard for me to believe you ordered these 1.1255 0.02435 263 236 21 6
3002 Hey girl, want some of this sweet gluten? 1.1250 0.02649 240 217 16 7
3003 Psst, over here 1.1250 0.02491 272 246 18 8
3004 These are for Gisele - the day before a big show she’ll give Tom the slip and do some serious carbo-loading. 1.1250 0.02296 240 212 26 2
3005 IHOP Endless Pancakes” sounds pretty safe to me.. 1.1250 0.02641 232 209 17 6
3006 This cake is so good it’s robbery. 1.1250 0.02444 240 214 22 4
3007 Happy Birthday...Baby... 1.1250 0.02641 232 209 17 6
3008 What do you think, lady? Moscato or Chenin Blanc? 1.1250 0.02263 272 242 26 4
3009 Oh come on, give me a break, not a cake. 1.1245 0.02195 273 242 28 3
3010 Pledge me your firstborn and you will win the great British baking show. 1.1245 0.02358 265 237 23 5
3011 Help me out here. Do you see any dogs? 1.1245 0.02452 249 223 21 5
3012 Hey babee, you vant cakee? 1.1245 0.02485 233 208 21 4
3013 Cake-in-a-mugger. 1.1245 0.02485 233 208 21 4
3014 No, no, I meant hot thermally. 1.1245 0.02332 233 206 25 2
3015 Hey, Lay-dee. Have I got a Deal for You. 1.1245 0.02630 233 210 17 6
3016 Stacked 1.1244 0.02617 225 202 18 5
3017 Lady, you haven't lived until you've had syrup made from liquefied bald eagles. 1.1241 0.02247 274 244 26 4
3018 Hey there, I've got some sweet stuff if you're looking for a sugar high. 1.1241 0.02467 266 240 19 7
3019 I thought you would like the cherry on top. 1.1240 0.02331 258 230 24 4
3020 The cap and the apron are half price. 1.1240 0.02331 258 230 24 4
3021 "What? No syrup, no butter, no bacon? I won't be hopping into your place anytime soon." 1.1240 0.02376 250 223 23 4
3022 We call this the Breakin' Bad with the Heisenberg Blue frosting. 1.1240 0.02308 250 222 25 3
3023 I gotchya blueberry pancakes. 3 for $4.00. 1.1240 0.02279 242 214 26 2
3024 I'm not homeless and not hungry, and besides I'm a Vegan so thanks anyway! 1.1239 0.02475 234 209 21 4
3025 I have chocolate chip flavored back here too. 1.1239 0.02529 226 202 20 4
3026 You've made pancakes? For dinner? 1.1236 0.02298 275 246 24 5
3027 Psst. Sufganiyot is an anagram of "you fasting". 1.1235 0.02299 251 223 25 3
3028 Ok, I’m sorry already! I killed Harold like you asked... and besides, I baked you a cake. 1.1235 0.02415 243 217 22 4
3029 Psst , Lady. Hot cake? ... Angel food, 100%. 1.1234 0.02538 235 211 19 5
3030 Boutique restaurant acclaim is intimacy over square footage and menu focus over food meanderings. 1.1233 0.02595 227 204 18 5
3031 Psssst, lady, wanna buy some nice waffles? 1.1231 0.02377 260 233 22 5
3032 Ok wise guy, where is your gun? 1.1231 0.02377 260 233 22 5
3033 Hi, This is from our one person small business restaurant! 1.1231 0.02249 260 231 26 3
3034 Psst. Home-cooked meal. Just like Mama's! 1.1231 0.02439 260 234 20 6
3035 Stay calm, this is just another sticky bun stick up. 1.1230 0.02552 252 228 17 7
3036 Honey, I got stacks on stacks on stacks. 1.1230 0.02291 252 224 25 3
3037 $500 bargain deal! Gluten free, dairy free, nut free, meat free, soy free, and egg free. 100% all natural, organic chemical magic. Cake AND death! 1.1230 0.02425 252 226 21 5
3038 Psst.. pancakes half price, hot of the griddle, so how about it lady? I was just got let go, and this is all I got as my severance. 1.1230 0.02475 244 219 20 5
3039 The brick and mortar weren’t organic enough 1.1230 0.02334 244 217 24 3
3040 These memes look more real every day! 1.1227 0.02282 277 248 24 5
3041 'If I'd known you were coming' might have just sounded like one more failed initiative. 1.1225 0.02480 253 228 19 6
3042 That's it. I'm moving to Mexico. 1.1225 0.02480 253 228 19 6
3043 Birthday cake for one? 1.1224 0.02656 237 215 15 7
3044 Hey lady, wanna buy a pancake? They're hot! 1.1224 0.02371 237 211 23 3
3045 Psst, can interest you in “cheap” hot cakes. 1.1224 0.02295 237 210 25 2
3046 Half stacks are fifty. 1.1223 0.02217 278 248 26 4
3047 I heard you love brunch. 1.1222 0.02256 270 241 25 4
3048 Someone said it was supposed to rain today. 1.1221 0.02481 262 237 18 7
3049 Lady, whaddya mean, you don't want it? I told ya, it's inspired by a Raymond Carver story... 1.1221 0.02297 262 234 24 4
3050 This is the cherry on top of having to work out of a dark alley. 1.1221 0.02098 262 231 30 1
3051 Psst! It’s gluten free! 1.1220 0.02244 246 218 26 2
3052 Sweets fir the sweet. No questions asked. 1.1219 0.02150 279 248 28 3
3053 You know the old saying? I didn't know IHOP delivers now! 1.1218 0.02362 238 212 23 3
3054 Hey Lady, I’m selling this day old Bouchon cake cheap, and as a bonus I’ve sprinkled it with some nose candy! 1.1217 0.02563 230 207 18 5
3055 Oh hi, I'm celebrating my birthday in the back, would you like a slice of cake? 1.1217 0.02413 263 237 20 6
3056 L.A.W.O.P: Local Alleyway of Pancakes 1.1216 0.02523 255 231 17 7
3057 Pancakes again? 1.1215 0.02378 247 221 22 4
3058 Care for an organized cream pie? 1.1215 0.02308 247 220 24 3
3059 Is this the International Bodega of Pancakes? 1.1215 0.02446 247 222 20 5
3060 My mother always said, "don't accept candy from stranger," but his pan cakes.. Talieah Ram, HI, Oahu 1.1213 0.02426 239 214 21 4
3061 Don't even think about touching my pancakes 1.1213 0.02426 239 214 21 4
3062 Pssst, yo! Mommi . . . Got maple syrup? . . . I'll take ketchup, too? 1.1213 0.02277 239 212 25 2
3063 Hot cross buns. 1.1213 0.02240 272 243 25 4
3064 Park Avenue deluxe: three hot Krispy Krèmes de la Krème. 1.1212 0.02400 231 206 22 3
3065 Smile, Sweet Cakes! 1.1212 0.02343 264 237 22 5
3066 Don't accept sweets from strangers. Don't be lured into alleys by their offering. 1.1210 0.02437 248 223 20 5
3067 It better be low calorie and gluten-free or else! 1.1209 0.02108 273 242 29 2
3068 Persimmon pancakes, Lady? 1.1208 0.02343 240 214 23 3
3069 Pssst! It's genuine 18 carat. 1.1208 0.02624 240 218 15 7
3070 Pancakes with a side of "make ends meat"? 1.1208 0.02568 265 242 14 9
3071 It's from Skip The Wishes. 1.1208 0.02395 265 239 20 6
3072 Pssst. Need a lift? $6 for 6 hotcakes, with a berry and syrup. Even got a table out back. Hey! Don't look me in the face! 1.1207 0.02467 232 208 20 4
3073 cheery sold separately 1.1206 0.02315 257 230 23 4
3074 Psst, have you got a light maple syrup? 1.1205 0.02599 224 202 17 5
3075 Belgian pancakes? Go back where you came from you paperless pervert. 1.1205 0.02493 249 225 18 6
3076 Hey lady, you wanna buy some "hot" hotcakes? Jeff Manly Toronto, On 1.1203 0.02478 241 217 19 5
3077 Fileless Cake hmmm sounds tempting. 1.1203 0.02407 241 216 21 4
3078 I be whomever you wishes me to be for the next ten minutes, but pal, if you got no fork to give me, just send me to hell and be done wit it. 1.1203 0.02407 241 216 21 4
3079 Welcome to the International Hutong of Pancakes. 1.1203 0.02614 241 219 15 7
3080 Oh, this is what happens in a version of Chicago where people use a bait known as pancakes 1.1200 0.02510 225 202 19 4
3081 I wonder if those alleycakes are gluten free. 1.1200 0.02445 275 250 17 8
3082 The pumpkin spice craze is officially over. Want some free pancakes? 1.1200 0.02418 250 225 20 5
3083 We need world PEACE, but I'm hoping a PIECE will do until we get that. 1.1200 0.02484 250 226 18 6
3084 Psssst, guilt free cake made back there in America." 1.1198 0.02250 242 215 25 2
3085 This aint no gateway drug. That's just right wing propaganda trying to take away your fun. So how about it cuz I aint got all day, Lady. 1.1198 0.02468 242 218 19 5
3086 I have a bomb 1.1197 0.02232 259 231 25 3
3087 It's buy one, get 50% off your next purchase. 1.1197 0.02298 259 232 23 4
3088 Free lunch, 100% cash back. 1.1197 0.02298 259 232 23 4
3089 Recently Viewed 1.1197 0.02298 259 232 23 4
3090 Even pancakes go better with butter." —David Edelstein starts his new job 1.1197 0.02521 234 211 18 5
3091 flapjacks. check it out. flapjacks. 1.1195 0.02500 226 203 19 4
3092 Fiftieth birthday cake? 1.1193 0.02388 243 218 21 4
3093 I guarantee it, only 75 calories per slice. 1.1193 0.02458 243 219 19 5
3094 I’d sing happy birthday, but I ain’t got no freaking candles and matches anyway, and It ain’t your freakin birthday anyway, is it ? Or maybe it is ,too bad. 1.1191 0.02511 235 212 18 5
3095 Hey lady, want a free sample? 1.1191 0.02202 277 248 25 4
3096 Pancakes little girl” 1.1190 0.02528 252 229 16 7
3097 Pssst. Do you have a cherry I can have? 1.1190 0.02264 252 225 24 3
3098 Pssst! Wanna buy a cake? My momma made it. 1.1190 0.02178 269 240 26 3
3099 If true, it's a cake. 1.1186 0.02324 253 227 22 4
3100 Say again. A bologna bomb? No, thanks. 1.1186 0.02580 253 231 14 8
3101 Hungry? 1.1186 0.02185 253 225 26 2
3102 hey,hey ya wanna cake for 5 dollars? 1.1185 0.02353 270 244 20 6
3103 Surender ,you don't want me to bring out the wedding cake!Do you? 1.1184 0.02298 245 219 23 3
3104 I haven't made one with extra gluten in a while 1.1183 0.02273 262 235 23 4
3105 I knew you would like me better with this smell. 1.1181 0.02316 254 228 22 4
3106 Why yes, I eat gluten. 1.1179 0.02289 246 220 23 3
3107 Can you wrap it..to go 1.1179 0.02289 246 220 23 3
3108 It's an eggnog life. 1.1179 0.02289 246 220 23 3
3109 Last year's ganache? 1.1179 0.02133 263 234 27 2
3110 The store said you were buying like hot cakes so I felt obligated. 1.1179 0.02200 263 235 25 3
3111 Real Canadian bacon! 1.1179 0.02265 263 236 23 4
3112 Silver dollar stack, Silver dollar stack? 1.1176 0.02437 255 231 18 6
3113 Hey wanta buy a genuine Weight Watcher cakes? Topped with real bakery icing. 1.1176 0.02239 255 228 24 3
3114 Pancakes from "Guy 'n Gone" Alley? 1.1176 0.02256 238 212 24 2
3115 No cocaine? What about cocoa? 1.1174 0.02420 247 223 19 5
3116 Psst, you ever get wide? 1.1172 0.02328 273 247 20 6
3117 Hey lady...you CAN have your cake and eat it too! 1.1172 0.02209 273 245 24 4
3118 From my very secret recipe. 1.1172 0.02161 256 228 26 2
3119 Hey Lady! What to earn a few bucks? 1.1172 0.02428 256 232 18 6
3120 Hey, hey kid, wanna buy some pancakes? 1.1172 0.02298 256 230 22 4
3121 This one had a genetic disorder. 1.1172 0.02167 239 212 26 1
3122 A penny for your thoughts; a cake for a few minutes of your affection." (All the lonely people - where do they all come from? 1.1168 0.02202 274 246 24 4
3123 Yes, this is the gluten free cake all the ladies are raving about. 1.1167 0.02355 257 232 20 5
3124 Are you trying to ruin my diet for the holidays? Can't you see that I am so depressed? 1.1167 0.02355 257 232 20 5
3125 A stacked hole-in-the-wall 1.1167 0.02315 240 215 22 3
3126 Psssss... You wanna get baked? 1.1165 0.02333 249 224 21 4
3127 Uhh hi... are you Janet? I’m Todd from the new Postmates delivery service with your order. 1.1165 0.02263 249 223 23 3
3128 I'm not going to fall for another Dwayne Hansen! 1.1163 0.02214 258 231 24 3
3129 Hey you, I got some all you can eat ALLey-cakes fresh from the stove... 1.1162 0.02229 241 215 24 2
3130 Flapjacks hired me to give pancakes a bad rep 1.1161 0.02570 224 203 16 5
3131 You can’t get salmonella from Juul pod pancakes. 1.1160 0.02648 250 230 11 9
3132 It tastes awful. Perfect for a holiday party. 1.1159 0.02428 233 210 19 4
3133 I hope you brought something to go with the only thing I can make. 1.1159 0.02351 233 209 21 3
3134 Magic cake--you, Red Riding Hood, me,Wolf... 1.1157 0.02370 242 218 20 4
3135 I am a shady-looking chef in an alley offering what looks to be baked goods. 1.1155 0.02316 251 226 21 4
3136 No one can eat just one! 1.1155 0.02056 277 247 28 2
3137 Want some pancakes, beauty, even though I can’t actually see you. 1.1154 0.02636 234 214 13 7
3138 You should see the other guy... 1.1152 0.02279 269 243 21 5
3139 Just one bite, you deserve a break from the diet. 1.1151 0.02307 252 227 21 4
3140 Want a little cake, Grandma? Step over here for a moment. 1.1151 0.02307 252 227 21 4
3141 Psst... a slice of cake from Eleven Madison Park for only $25. 1.1150 0.02305 226 202 22 2
3142 It's a rum cake with hints of vomit and urine. 1.1149 0.02445 261 238 16 7
3143 You ain't seen nuthin lady... 1.1149 0.02625 235 215 13 7
3144 It’s half-baked—just like my first marriage. 1.1149 0.02252 235 210 23 2
3145 Skip the dishes? 1.1148 0.02081 270 241 27 2
3146 It's got ingredients from China. Interested? 1.1148 0.02491 244 222 16 6
3147 "A Florian Bellanger, ten dollars." 1.1145 0.02312 262 237 20 5
3148 Well, at least he is not in a white van. 1.1145 0.02248 262 236 22 4
3149 Hey lady--wanna buy an escape special? It's got a built in file. 1.1144 0.02399 236 213 19 4
3150 I got the cake-sellin’ blues, I can’t sell this cake. I got the cake-sellin’ blues, come on and buy this cake... 1.1144 0.02262 271 245 21 5
3151 These p-cakes will melt in your mouth then melt your brain. 1.1143 0.02342 245 221 20 4
3152 Katherine! Great to see you... 1.1142 0.02485 254 232 15 7
3153 Would you like a slice of birthday cake that I made? 1.1142 0.02290 254 229 21 4
3154 My peace offering for being rude this morning! 1.1141 0.02240 263 237 22 4
3155 Hash? No, transfats! 1.1140 0.02369 228 205 20 3
3156 It's high protein and gluten free. 1.1139 0.02389 237 214 19 4
3157 Psst! Having a bad day? Want some cake with a cherry? Cheap. 1.1139 0.02313 237 213 21 3
3158 Have some Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez cake. It’s free for everybody. The poster you just passed shows her plan for paying for it. 1.1138 0.02186 246 220 24 2
3159 Hey! Wanna buy some pancakes? No gluten... And all organic 1.1137 0.02212 255 229 23 3
3160 Psst, hey lady, wanna go to the moon, best stuff in the city 1.1136 0.02296 264 239 20 5
3161 I lost 20 pounds using Nutrisystem. 1.1136 0.02232 264 238 22 4
3162 Interested in our alley pastrami special? 1.1136 0.02418 220 198 19 3
3163 Hey Lady. You wanna buy a hot pastrami? 1.1135 0.02359 229 206 20 3
3164 Stack of hipster pancakes made in this alley...twenty bucks. 1.1133 0.02273 256 231 21 4
3165 Madame, would you like a piece of last week's "three layer - chocolate - madness"? 1.1130 0.02217 239 214 23 2
3166 Not to worry; this is a rodent-free alley. 1.1130 0.02217 239 214 23 2
3167 WMD! I got that tasty WMD cake here! This dessert’s so tasty it’s practically a war crime! 1.1130 0.02370 239 216 19 4
3168 No means no, buster. I see you out here tomorrow, you’re going to get a big serving of that cake.” 1.1129 0.02244 248 223 22 3
3169 The order clearly read "tancakes", but I'm beginning to wonder if that was a typo. 1.1129 0.02452 248 226 16 6
3170 Pancakes with a side of alley in a side alley. Welcome to the ‘Experience Economy’. 1.1129 0.02385 248 225 18 5
3171 Congratulations on bailing out of your parents helicopter. 1.1129 0.02518 248 227 14 7
3172 What? 1.1128 0.02151 266 239 24 3
3173 My Father wants to marry you. Okay? 1.1128 0.02216 266 240 22 4
3174 Forget 'edibles.' Have some sugar-high. 1.1124 0.02235 249 224 22 3
3175 These pancakes are neither vegan nor gluten-free. 1.1124 0.02392 267 244 16 7
3176 This brings new meaning to customer service. 1.1121 0.02485 232 211 16 5
3177 Gluten free was never this good 1.1120 0.02276 241 217 21 3
3178 Hey lady, want to buy some Canadian back bacon? 1.1120 0.02119 241 215 25 1
3179 Psst! Hot cakes, Ms. 1.1120 0.02351 241 218 19 4
3180 Psst...Hey Lady...Wanna try a slice of Khashoggi cake? 1.1120 0.02499 250 229 14 7
3181 She's right behind me, but that's not a cherry pie. 1.1120 0.02298 250 226 20 4
3182 Psst! My kids couldn't finish these. 1.1120 0.02180 259 233 23 3
3183 Hello Maggie, it is I. I have brought you some food. Would you like to try some? 1.1120 0.02247 259 234 21 4
3184 And in the next episode...when showstopper meets shopper! 1.1119 0.02324 268 244 18 6
3185 I want to do my part to support immigration. 1.1119 0.02200 268 242 22 4
3186 You might also like this; complimentary from the new Whole Foods. 1.1116 0.02399 233 211 18 4
3187 Can I interest you in my cherry "bombed" cake 1.1116 0.02342 242 219 19 4
3188 Ms. Kryuchkova, you're coming with me to Hyde Park. 1.1116 0.02342 242 219 19 4
3189 'Tis the season to be jolly. Give me a break here. 1.1116 0.02218 251 226 22 3
3190 Pssst...Want some fried chicken? 1.1116 0.02358 251 228 18 5
3191 Trying viral marketing campaign for Blue Velvet Cake. Wanna taste? Better than pie. 1.1115 0.02102 260 233 25 2
3192 Lady, over here... 1.1115 0.02239 260 235 21 4
3193 its a hot chocolate cake with unsalted organic peanuts and undersized apple on top. 1.1115 0.02255 269 244 20 5
3194 Hey, girl, can I interest you in a piece of my LAY-er cake? 1.1115 0.02164 287 260 22 5
3195 Can I interest you in some cake? 1.1111 0.02359 261 238 17 6
3196 Buckwheat 1.1111 0.02405 243 221 17 5
3197 Hey lady, how would you like a hunky beefcake for just $25? 1.1111 0.02405 243 221 17 5
3198 Pssst! I don't care where you're getting your acorn pancakes from now, I can beat their price by 30%! 1.1107 0.02134 280 253 23 4
3199 Thought bubble: "Baker, beggar, baker, beggar--is there even any difference now?" 1.1107 0.02223 262 237 21 4
3200 Spare a side of bacon for a guy who's down on his breaky? 1.1107 0.02272 253 229 20 4
3201 No,I 'm on a diet 1.1107 0.02272 253 229 20 4
3202 Do you happen to have a ticket for the Grateful Dead shows this weekend? 1.1107 0.02395 244 222 17 5
3203 When crossfire went in next door, I had to start selling carbs out of the alley. 1.1106 0.02415 217 196 18 3
3204 Why did I put a cherry on this fabulous peanut butter/jellyfish sandwich? Because it was too ripe for the sardine casserole.” 1.1103 0.02342 263 240 17 6
3205 Freshly powdered with New York snow 1.1103 0.02279 263 239 19 5
3206 Ma'am are you interested in a triple-layered "good stuff"? 1.1102 0.02331 254 231 18 5
3207 Psst, pure maple syrup! Pancakes too 1.1102 0.02121 254 228 24 2
3208 Try it — it will put a spring in your step. 1.1102 0.02315 245 222 19 4
3209 It's my birthday, I can ply if I want to. 1.1101 0.02222 218 195 22 1
3210 I'm tired, hungry and fantasize a sweet calorie laden illusion, served with a cherry on top!, 1.1099 0.02099 273 246 24 3
3211 My mother used to call them Flap- Jacks, want some? 1.1098 0.02271 264 240 19 5
3212 Try again tomorrow. 1.1098 0.02322 255 232 18 5
3213 What? You never seen a hot sandwich, lady? Keep walkin'! 1.1098 0.02113 255 229 24 2
3214 The first one is never-ending. 1.1098 0.02157 246 221 23 2
3215 Just a little teensy bomb. 1.1095 0.02154 274 248 22 4
3216 we can no longer fuck these on tumblr 1.1095 0.02275 274 250 18 6
3217 hey, wanna buy some cake? 1.1095 0.02215 274 249 20 5
3218 You've not tasted my triple-decker, have you? 1.1095 0.02215 274 249 20 5
3219 Psst - Do you want to come into my stupid cake restaurant? 1.1094 0.02199 265 240 21 4
3220 Hey lady... you shell out now for a short stack with a cherry on top or else I hit you in the head with a can of maple syrup. 1.1094 0.02442 256 235 14 7
3221 Psst! IHOB fiasco still in play. Get your fallout freebies. 1.1094 0.02105 256 230 24 2
3222 Finding discreet treatment for cake abuse is up my alley. 1.1094 0.02313 256 233 18 5
3223 Tough day, how about a free membership in the waffle-of-the-month club? 1.1092 0.02408 229 208 17 4
3224 I'm sharing pancakes before the Greenland ice sheet melts. 1.1092 0.02243 229 206 21 2
3225 Wanna buy a day-old dessert from a day-old business?” I learned the hard way that not saving for retirement means I can’t have my cake and eat it too. 1.1092 0.02408 229 208 17 4
3226 Yo, get your Uber Cheats here. 1.1090 0.02125 266 240 23 3
3227 Let's star the new year with something different for you to make. 1.1089 0.02358 248 226 17 5
3228 Hungry, Lady? I got corned-beef-on-rye here for a pastrami-on whole-wheat price. 1.1088 0.02186 239 215 22 2
3229 Fresh from my layer lair. 1.1088 0.02098 285 258 23 4
3230 Would you like some loiter cake? 1.1086 0.02118 267 241 23 3
3231 Pst, do you wat toby some pot?" "Pst,do you want to buy some pot?" 1.1086 0.02183 267 242 21 4
3232 Ay, sugar want SOME OF THESE “pancakes” 1.1084 0.02349 249 227 17 5
3233 You give me the bag and then to take the cake 1.1084 0.02349 249 227 17 5
3234 It came baked by a secret baker up north. 1.1084 0.02207 249 225 21 3
3235 I don't know if I can handle it this time. 1.1083 0.02332 240 218 18 4
3236 Don't go looking for the crumb trail. 1.1083 0.02177 240 216 22 2
3237 lo - fat, 20 calories 1.1081 0.02221 259 235 20 4
3238 Chocolate Mouse 1.1079 0.02247 241 218 20 3
3239 We make these without any motor-oil and it's cardboard-free. 1.1077 0.02145 260 235 22 3
3240 When pancakes bump into each other, it's almost never pretty. 1.1077 0.02145 260 235 22 3
3241 Excuse me, but is this the way to the L train? 1.1076 0.02262 251 228 19 4
3242 One can wonder if this cake will be here tomorrow 1.1073 0.02137 261 236 22 3
3243 Napoleon cake? Very French, da? 1.1071 0.02389 252 231 15 6
3244 Ever since they became International House of Burgers, this is the only way we can vend that dodges management. 1.1070 0.02151 243 219 22 2
3245 Psst...this is the rudely 'tudely fresh and moody pancake special, you want a selfie with it or not? 1.1067 0.02313 253 231 17 5
3246 Would like a piece of the lonely cake, miss? 1.1067 0.02417 225 205 16 4
3247 Have some pancakes, go for a walk? 1.1066 0.02220 244 221 20 3
3248 If you can figure out what it is, you can win it. 1.1066 0.02063 244 219 24 1
3249 Any chance you are holding out for a hero? 1.1066 0.02438 244 224 14 6
3250 Psst. want to buy a tort...real sugar . 1.1065 0.02122 263 238 22 3
3251 '...is this the cake party?...' 1.1065 0.02052 263 237 24 2
3252 A homeless person fantasy. 1.1064 0.02425 235 215 15 5
3253 Only selling dozens, chick, because I've driven all this way. 1.1064 0.02425 235 215 15 5
3254 Take me, I am the cake 1.1064 0.02349 235 214 17 4
3255 Catcalling is getting ridiculous. 1.1064 0.02425 235 215 15 5
3256 Stacks for stacks. 1.1062 0.02199 273 249 19 5
3257 Psst...this the one you get to eat. Only $5 and your first born. 1.1061 0.02309 264 242 16 6
3258 Excuse me miss, would you like to buy this fruit cake? I assure you, it's alley made. 1.1061 0.02246 264 241 18 5
3259 May I interest you in some chocolate? 1.1059 0.02228 255 232 19 4
3260 Thanks but my boyfriend says I gotta lose weight. 1.1058 0.02130 274 249 21 4
3261 Only if it's gluten free! 1.1057 0.02277 246 224 18 4
3262 Gordon Ramsey is shaming me!" 1.1056 0.02054 303 276 22 5
3263 At just ten bucks, these babies will take the Blue Ribbon Prize, come next year’s cow-chip toss! 1.1055 0.02330 237 216 17 4
3264 Pssht share a cake for two? 1.1055 0.02149 256 232 21 3
3265 Just for you, Baby, a stack with a cherry. 1.1055 0.02077 256 231 23 2
3266 Because maple syrup is too messy. 1.1046 0.02234 239 217 19 3
3267 62nd time's the charm... "Hey-ya Hotcakes." 1.1044 0.02322 249 228 16 5
3268 Spare cherries? 1.1044 0.02178 249 226 20 3
3269 Are you the inspector? It's level, I swear. 1.1044 0.02102 249 225 22 2
3270 Indiana Jones? You just missed him 1.1041 0.02142 269 245 20 4
3271 What will you do for ME, if I give you this cake ? 1.1040 0.02381 250 230 14 6
3272 Special for you, M'am, with a cherry on top! Come with me and enjoy it in my shop. 1.1036 0.02234 251 229 18 4
3273 Hot cakes is so eighties. 1.1034 0.01920 290 262 26 2
3274 The boss made me do it. 1.1033 0.02207 242 220 19 3
3275 Who has the time, you ask, to taste an alley-lurking creepy old man's strawberry-topped pancake? You must make the time, I say. 1.1031 0.02319 223 203 17 3
3276 GIDDY UP THIS FOODS NOT GOING TO DELIVER ITSELF 1.1031 0.02034 291 265 22 4
3277 The morning's cakewalk was a piece of cake. 1.1029 0.02199 243 221 19 3
3278 I used the dough hook. 1.1028 0.02145 253 230 20 3
3279 You still lookin' to dine at IHOB? Come with me... 1.1027 0.02229 263 241 17 5
3280 Psst! I got a tester of this new short stack I think you’ll like. 1.1025 0.02112 244 221 21 2
3281 'This is for your pretty room-mate' 1.1025 0.02339 244 224 15 5
3282 Doiiiiiiiiiiiiii 1.1023 0.02285 264 243 15 6
3283 Flap.....jacks? 1.1023 0.02155 264 241 19 4
3284 Psst. Hey Mame. Wanna buy a cake. 1.1022 0.02384 225 206 15 4
3285 It's a Ihup stack. Looks and tastes just like the real thing. 1.1021 0.01980 235 211 24 0
3286 Need a your gluten fix? There more where this on came! 1.1020 0.02336 255 235 14 6
3287 You want to double your pancakes from the comfort of your own home? 1.1017 0.02147 236 214 20 2
3288 Looking for some running man apple speed? 5 bucks per pound. 1.1016 0.02015 246 222 23 1
3289 'Penny for the pie?' 1.1016 0.02015 246 222 23 1
3290 I’ve got the chocolate raspberry, just be careful with the icing. 1.1013 0.02445 227 209 13 5
3291 "Psst, cake lady? Show 'em you love 'em." 1.1013 0.02376 237 218 14 5
3292 Uh, sweets to the sweet? 1.1012 0.02252 257 236 16 5
3293 Extremely narrow and easy to miss popup Cherry on top of cake bakery" 1.1011 0.02132 267 244 19 4
3294 There's birthday cake in the meat locker. 1.1009 0.02423 218 200 14 4
3295 IHOP 's version of Increasing Foot Traffic Market Share 1.1008 0.02156 248 226 19 3
3296 Pancake Sundae? 1.1008 0.02105 258 235 20 3
3297 Cake...or a date? 1.1008 0.01956 258 233 24 1
3298 Welcome to the club. 1.1004 0.02281 239 219 16 4
3299 Psst! Who needs a layer cake? Step right up. Who needs a layer cake? 1.1004 0.02202 239 218 18 3
3300 Hey, doll, you wanna buy a Roll-eggs? 1.1004 0.02148 249 227 19 3
3301 Micro Brunch 1.1004 0.02071 249 226 21 2
3302 Pssst, give ya a ten spot if you deliver this to Scare Face. 1.1004 0.01940 279 253 24 2
3303 Make up your mind! If it's a cake forget about the olive! 1.1000 0.02140 250 228 19 3
3304 So we can’t give you the all-you-can-eat-free food-so you-never-leave-the-building cafe but we can show you pancakes all day long. 1.1000 0.02252 230 210 17 3
3305 I've been spotted. 1.1000 0.02089 260 237 20 3
3306 Would you like a slice of some fresh Costco fruitcake? 1.1000 0.02347 240 221 14 5
3307 • Pssst. Check it out. Genuine Rooty Tooty Fresh ‘n Fruity. 1.0996 0.02115 281 258 18 5
3308 Stack Friday Shopping 1.0996 0.02035 271 247 21 3
3309 Yes, I am certain I did not say “Bag-and-Breakfast” in my reservation. 1.0996 0.02010 261 237 22 2
3310 Your power blinis, my super woman! 1.0996 0.02284 261 241 14 6
3311 Ihop Employee selling in a dark alley way 1.0996 0.02205 251 230 17 4
3312 I've got Layered Mousse Cake — with Strawberry on top — here! 1.0996 0.02276 251 231 15 5
3313 I found the cherry in the alley... works right? 1.0996 0.02132 251 229 19 3
3314 On Hat: Make America Gefilt'Again On Apron: Don't Carp On Me 1.0996 0.02020 241 218 22 1
3315 Cake? I don't see any cake. You're getting sleepy. 1.0996 0.02263 241 221 16 4
3316 Honey, I burnt the dinner 1.0992 0.02276 262 242 14 6
3317 No thanks, I'm not a hundred yet. 1.0992 0.02254 242 222 16 4
3318 I guess this must be a cakewalk. I'll have my cake and eat it too. 1.0989 0.02087 273 250 19 4
3319 Its made with 100% recycled ingredients. Submitted by Fred Kanter Greenbrae, California fkanter@financialguide.com 1.0988 0.02259 253 233 15 5
3320 Psst, you want some candy? 1.0987 0.02384 233 215 13 5
3321 Make me an offer for genuine, ice cold, alley pancakes. 1.0987 0.02139 233 212 19 2
3322 Top Blind Chef : What i have here today Chefs,is my famous "Blueberry Maple Flapjacks". 1.0984 0.02107 254 232 19 3
3323 Psst! Hot pancakes! Just preheat your over to 375 degrees and pop them in for two minutes. 1.0984 0.02236 244 224 16 4
3324 You're some piece 'a cake. 1.0982 0.02007 275 251 21 3
3325 Belgium Waffles here, get your Belgium Waffles!...Waffles here, get your Belgium Waffles here!" 1.0980 0.02301 245 226 14 5
3326 C’mon lady, this is hand crafted authentic IHOPP. 1.0980 0.02227 245 225 16 4
3327 Does anyone wanna try a lady passing by? 1.0978 0.02000 276 252 21 3
3328 How about a bite of my inside out ma'am. 1.0977 0.02044 266 243 20 3
3329 Our last delivery was mostly flour. 1.0973 0.02166 226 206 18 2
3330 We ran out of samples. 1.0973 0.02155 257 236 17 4
3331 How’s your rent? There’s a saw in the cake. Break out of jail. 1.0973 0.02155 257 236 17 4
3332 Hmm. More cake news. 1.0972 0.02210 247 227 16 4
3333 Oooh, free food! 1.0969 0.02002 258 235 21 2
3334 Road kill? 1.0967 0.01953 269 245 22 2
3335 ...designer knock-off: I call it 10 gallons of syrup. 1.0965 0.02208 259 239 15 5
3336 Got your LGBTQA to Z, if you're celebrating and they're consenting..I'm the guy to see. 1.0964 0.02040 249 227 20 2
3337 Only 250 calories per serving. 1.0963 0.02015 270 247 20 3
3338 Call that a Christmas Cake. It looks like something an elephant would roll in. 1.0962 0.02061 260 238 19 3
3339 Care for a free sample? 1.0960 0.02109 250 229 18 3
3340 Hehe I bet she's totally gonna want to date me once she gets a taste of these pancakes" 1.0960 0.01951 250 227 22 1
3341 The flapjacks are heaven. They just don't have enough seating. 1.0956 0.02101 251 230 18 3
3342 Psssst..... They're hot cakes." Jason Mauro Florid 1.0956 0.02176 251 231 16 4
3343 Psssst... Hot cakes for sale? 1.0956 0.01913 293 268 22 3
3344 the block is hot like these cakes 1.0954 0.02116 262 241 17 4
3345 Chocolate cake! ...mmmmmm 1.0954 0.02116 262 241 17 4
3346 Ah, Dorothy, I see my new hat is ready. (George Optical - More than just eyeglasses.) 1.0952 0.02093 252 231 18 3
3347 Strawberry shortcake! I got strawberry shortcake. Who wants strawberry shortcake? 1.0952 0.02093 252 231 18 3
3348 Special pancakes....take 'em or leave 'em....10 bucks....coffee around the corner.... 1.0950 0.02144 242 222 17 3
3349 Hey Lady, it's Pancakes In An Alley Month. Wanna stack with me? 1.0950 0.02063 242 221 19 2
3350 Original Hermé, twenty five bucks.... 1.0948 0.02022 232 211 20 1
3351 Passion cake for my cherie from le sauvage 1.0947 0.01959 264 241 21 2
3352 Hey, Good lookin' ! Are you up for a Lay -er, or two or three with a cherry on top?" 1.0947 0.01970 243 221 21 1
3353 Happy Birthday to me from me. 1.0943 0.02023 265 243 19 3
3354 No worries. The recipe remains a family secret. 1.0943 0.01877 265 241 23 1
3355 Five bucks gets you erotic pleasure, Chickie. 1.0943 0.01962 244 222 21 1
3356 You look straight. 1.0940 0.02016 266 244 19 3
3357 “Happy Birthday to me ... tee hee, hee, HE, HEE .... here?” 1.0938 0.02101 288 267 15 6
3358 HO HO HO 1.0936 0.02144 267 247 15 5
3359 Pssst, Wanna sneak a few low calorie hot cakes M'Lady ? 1.0936 0.02254 235 217 14 4
3360 Hot griddle cakes? 1.0935 0.02111 246 226 17 3
3361 Me and my boys say you can eat this one, too 1.0935 0.02111 246 226 17 3
3362 Just sayn,'' oppopernockities only tune twice. 1.0933 0.02400 225 209 11 5
3363 This isn't what I meant by a stack of that good-good. 1.0931 0.02395 247 231 9 7
3364 Undercover officer - EQM4FIDMBBNAmAYnvgO6kB0AdgKbECeA9gE4DWVjZAxvQLZEcCGjBPXoV0BLhQRUUCTPkZUw9fgBNMAEQSMArlTwYEcAJYpiVKsxAAaEIxgh+HLjqmUaDFm048QAXyA 1.0929 0.02316 269 252 9 8
3365 Hey...hey, lady! You wanna buy some cakes? 1.0929 0.02063 269 248 17 4
3366 Ah, the city Santa in disguise! 1.0927 0.02245 248 230 13 5
3367 It's free. Only thing you have to do is come with me into the dark alley. Do not worry,nobody will hear you scream 1.0924 0.02307 249 232 11 6
3368 I'm trying a new fast food system to illiminate traffic. 1.0921 0.02137 239 220 16 3
3369 No thanks, I'm gluten sensitive 1.0921 0.01966 239 218 20 1
3370 Nice Allbirds! 1.0920 0.02024 261 240 18 3
3371 I said a plate with strawberries for desert not a strawberry with plates ! 1.0920 0.02095 261 241 16 4
3372 Like fine wine, this torte gets better with age. 1.0917 0.02128 240 221 16 3
3373 store went out of business turns out the food was poisoned 1.0909 0.02129 253 234 15 4
3374 Hey, this way,I got what you need 1.0909 0.01928 264 242 20 2
3375 You're the seventh person who hasn't taken a hotcake. 1.0909 0.02173 231 213 15 3
3376 I have the best deal in pancakes 1.0909 0.02085 231 212 17 2
3377 I saw you had no butt and was wondering if you wanted some cakes. 1.0906 0.02065 265 245 16 4
3378 Anybody need pancakes? Anybody selling pancakes? 1.0905 0.02103 243 224 16 3
3379 It's a Seamless order for some dipshit 24-year-old who spends most of her time online, telling strangers that they're evil. She's not answering the doorbell because she's probably masturbating to Tumblr gifs or whatever. Want some? 1.0902 0.02185 255 237 13 5
3380 Psst! Fresh off the boat from Russia! 1.0902 0.02113 255 236 15 4
3381 Hey Lady, Hurry up, I'm waiting for Justin Bieber ,I'm gonna shove this big stack of lard in his face, Now Move along unless you want a face full of lard. 1.0901 0.02239 233 216 13 4
3382 Anniversary dinner's off made us pancakes, dear? 1.0901 0.02155 233 215 15 3
3383 Renew now and give a free gift. 1.0895 0.02024 257 237 17 3
3384 My Word! How can you bake that in a cold alley? 1.0894 0.02157 246 228 14 4
3385 Welcome to Wake N’ Bakery; care to sample our dank Brooklyn Blackout cake? 1.0894 0.02137 235 217 15 3
3386 It's only a day old, would you like to have some. 1.0891 0.02160 258 240 13 5
3387 B T K in the early years....... 1.0891 0.02016 258 238 17 3
3388 I know you just wanted bread, but a cherry on top means I love you 1.0891 0.02070 247 228 16 3
3389 Sand patties aren't my favorite either, but these have a cherry on top! 1.0887 0.02062 248 229 16 3
3390 Nice looking cherry. 1.0887 0.01897 248 227 20 1
3391 Mrs May, here is this *delicious* cake for you to try..." Said the man in the shop, shuffling his feet in trepidation as the one and only ex remained 1.0881 0.01994 261 241 17 3
3392 You're not getting a handshake, buster. 1.0881 0.02082 227 209 16 2
3393 It’s richer than you need, but you won’t be able to resist the low maintenance. 1.0878 0.01911 262 241 19 2
3394 Angel dust," "Angel food," what's the difference? In the end all dogs go to heave 1.0877 0.02252 228 212 12 4
3395 Hello, is this the Piecemeal Bakery 1.0876 0.01959 251 231 18 2
3396 Hi. I'm the super of this building and I made a super cake. Would you like to come in for a super slice? 1.0875 0.01979 263 243 17 3
3397 My cake is my retirement security. 1.0873 0.01951 252 232 18 2
3398 Hey, I reeeally want this to be top notch .... Did you remember that Pinot I like? 1.0870 0.01918 276 255 18 3
3399 It's Wacky Day. Our window menu is even posted backwards. 1.0870 0.01944 253 233 18 2
3400 You look great princess! I have a piece of cake, with a cherry on top, for your favor. Da or nyet? 1.0866 0.01911 277 256 18 3
3401 It's for your sweater. 1.0864 0.02069 243 225 15 3
3402 And you are the apple of my eye. 1.0863 0.01929 255 235 18 2
3403 Don't hug me I'm scared. 1.0861 0.01891 244 224 19 1
3404 Hey, Wanna sprite cranberry? 1.0859 0.02148 256 239 12 5
3405 We can do bake or fake. 1.0858 0.02119 233 216 14 3
3406 Quadruple. Taste. 1.0858 0.02119 233 216 14 3
3407 She must be special to him. 1.0857 0.02053 245 227 15 3
3408 Then I said, "Put one of those on top and light it." He thought I was still talking about bombs! 1.0856 0.01915 257 237 18 2
3409 Fresh kidneys! 1.0850 0.02193 247 231 11 5
3410 I was chpped. 1.0847 0.02093 236 219 14 3
3411 Look at me. I said, "Look at me!" Sir?! 1.0847 0.02005 236 218 16 2
3412 No Brucie, you don't have to eat it. 1.0847 0.02029 248 230 15 3
3413 “Just fifty bucks for weed, lady. Or a C-note for crank or carbs.” 1.0843 0.01939 249 230 17 2
3414 I saw you in the check out line just now and knew that can't live without you! 1.0843 0.01963 261 242 16 3
3415 Not knockoffs, build-ons. 1.0840 0.01898 238 219 18 1
3416 Poop cake? 1.0840 0.01956 262 243 16 3
3417 How-ja do. How-ja do. How-ja do. 1.0837 0.01872 263 243 18 2
3418 Psst! Hey, I got me a nice piece of meat here ... make me an offer. 1.0837 0.01948 263 244 16 3
3419 Oh! So you can! 1.0830 0.01781 241 221 20 0
3420 $25 for the Recipe 1.0830 0.02134 241 225 12 4
3421 Oh sweetheart your remembered my birthday! I can’t bring home as my deadbeat husband will know 1.0830 0.01965 241 223 16 2
3422 The sandwich dealer temps the vulnerable pastrami addict... 1.0827 0.01983 254 236 15 3
3423 I thought this was the private street. 1.0827 0.01903 254 235 17 2
3424 Psst. Hey, lady, your diet will love these low-cal pancakes. 1.0824 0.01845 267 247 18 2
3425 Sorry, ma'm. I heard Aunt Jemima lived around here and I wanted to surprise her with our new pancake special! 1.0823 0.01913 231 213 17 1
3426 I know this isn't shark tank, but will you endorse these yummy pancakes? 1.0815 0.01900 270 251 16 3
3427 First, I have 'to go'...and then I will take the food to go. 1.0813 0.02011 246 229 14 3
3428 It ain't funny. 1.0812 0.01984 234 217 15 2
3429 The gym sends me reminders for my Free Weights class. 1.0811 0.01867 259 240 17 2
3430 This is at a a discount. It seems the cherries have gone sour. 1.0809 0.01976 235 218 15 2
3431 Who’s a good stack of seeing-eye-crepes? Yes, you are! 1.0807 0.01831 285 265 17 3
3432 The maximum sentence is only ten to-butter knife. 1.0806 0.02227 248 234 8 6
3433 Hey sweet thing, want some Pancakes? 1.0806 0.01912 248 230 16 2
3434 This wasn't in the job description. 1.0806 0.01733 248 228 20 0
3435 do you mind if you could quickly eat this cake? My boss is low on calories and goes crazy when he sees cake. 1.0802 0.01924 262 244 15 3
3436 I charge by kilo of syrup. 1.0800 0.01813 225 207 18 0
3437 Sorry...my cab driver was so diplomatic, I gave him a huge tip." 1.0798 0.01991 263 246 13 4
3438 It's not what you think, lady-this one I just scraped off the sidewalk. 1.0797 0.01890 251 233 16 2
3439 I'll g you on a sugar high. 1.0789 0.01896 266 248 15 3
3440 I am sent to provide this birthday embellishment. If you accept, we must have sex first. 1.0787 0.01868 254 236 16 2
3441 WELCOME MAM TO OUR SUMPTUOUS DINNER 1.0787 0.01950 254 237 14 3
3442 hey lady, i'm the cake goblin. i stand in this alley and offer cake ta strangers. you wanna know where da cake is from? fuggedaboutit! 1.0787 0.01783 254 235 18 1
3443 I know all about the old too bright to eat cake trick 1.0787 0.01950 216 200 15 1
3444 Psst, want to buy a honey-baked pet potbelly ham? 1.0785 0.01829 242 224 17 1
3445 I have been here for 99 years, but nobody wants a free cake. It is healthy and fresh. 1.0784 0.02095 255 240 10 5
3446 “ you are a holiday grinch. How am I supposed to carryover that !” 1.0781 0.01935 256 239 14 3
3447 This is a sample from the unpolitically correct food movement. PS I have a better caption for your sheep cartoon: "I tell you I am not Little Bo Peep." 1.0779 0.02231 244 231 7 6
3448 'I promise that the calories won't kill you. 1.0779 0.01905 244 227 15 2
3449 Hot cakes ready for the taking. 1.0776 0.01984 245 229 13 3
3450 You just go down into this alley and into sewer and eat out Donatello and he’ll give you a cake. Yes, Donatello the Teenage Ninja Turtle. He has a vagina. 1.0772 0.02137 246 232 9 5
3451 Sir, a chive-fencer sells knives not cakes! Dah! 1.0772 0.01913 259 242 14 3
3452 Jerry Picker? Yah, arrested for his broken window theory. 1.0772 0.01833 259 241 16 2
3453 hey come in my van I got them pancakes 1.0766 0.02028 235 220 12 3
3454 O.K.? Oy, vey! 1.0763 0.01833 236 219 16 1
3455 I could DIG a slice.... 1.0760 0.01960 263 247 12 4
3456 Pssst. Hot pastrami! 1.0760 0.01861 250 233 15 2
3457 Aren't you stacked? 1.0755 0.01946 265 249 12 4
3458 Sometimes we are ahead of the game! 1.0750 0.01987 240 225 12 3
3459 I wanted to make You a 'Cherry Heart' topping, but I Only had one cherry. 1.0748 0.01916 254 238 13 3
3460 "How about some Tarzan pancakes?" 1.0748 0.01832 254 237 15 2
3461 It's a special friendship gift. Not everyone likes a crab-apple on their triple-decker. 1.0747 0.01979 241 226 12 3
3462 It was not well done enough.....10 bucks? 1.0745 0.01739 255 237 17 1
3463 I'll take them all! 1.0738 0.01677 244 226 18 0
3464 Cheat-day cake. . . cheap!” p.j. corcoran, medford, m 1.0736 0.01719 258 240 17 1
3465 No, no, no! Not meat-too!!! 1.0732 0.02024 246 232 10 4
3466 Pssst! Wanna buy a Peasant Cake? 1.0729 0.01845 247 231 14 2
3467 Mmmm, you look and smell amazing - a perfect creation, so warm and sweet. I can’t wait to have you. 1.0726 0.01805 234 218 15 1
3468 Hey.... Still interested in these?" The local bakery decided to try online advertising tactic 1.0726 0.01651 248 230 18 0
3469 Hey lady, wanna buy a 1.0726 0.01838 248 232 14 2
3470 1.0723 0.01917 249 234 12 3
3471 ...you Pennsylvania 300 boys just cannewyorker.com 1.0722 0.01688 263 245 17 1
3472 You want some free servings 1.0717 0.01973 237 223 11 3
3473 Feelthy mixtures? 1.0717 0.01727 251 234 16 1
3474 Yes madame , please test the taste... 1.0717 0.01632 251 233 18 0
3475 I brought home the bacon, but do you want to identify as a man? 1.0688 0.01895 247 233 11 3
3476 Psst. Want some cake, little g...lady? 1.0680 0.01693 250 234 15 1
3477 I got that Disco Bisquick... 1.0679 0.01882 265 251 10 4
3478 My passed away grandma told me that don’t eat the food from strangers. 1.0678 0.01847 236 222 12 2
3479 Before you leave, what is this called again? 1.0678 0.01942 236 223 10 3
3480 Pssst. Ever wonder what the USDA isn't telling you about all its rules on how meat should be processed, stored and sold? 1.0677 0.01687 251 235 15 1
3481 Stacked alms for the poor? 1.0677 0.01687 251 235 15 1
3482 Sorry, this sample is meant to stay for another hour. 1.0675 0.01839 237 223 12 2
3483 Breakfast is ready ! Hey, this stuff takes time like you couldn't imagine. 1.0667 0.01992 225 213 9 3
3484 Psst, wanna get ham on rye? 1.0664 0.01655 256 240 15 1
3485 Sure hope ya did the laundry. 1.0661 0.01823 257 243 11 3
3486 Are my legs pancakes or am I serving you leg? 1.0661 0.01652 227 212 15 0
3487 Just go down this alley and into the sewer and if you eat out Donatello, he’ll give you a cake. Yes, Donatello the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle. He has a terrifying asshole. Well I don’t know if it’s worth it yet if I haven’t tasted the cake, do I? 1.0659 0.01732 258 243 13 2
3488 What ya do now? 1.0654 0.01719 260 245 13 2
3489 Here Pussy, Pussy,,,# Me Too 1.0648 0.01671 247 232 14 1
3490 No matter how much high fructose corn syrup I used, this leaning tower of Boston cream pie just wont stack like Pizza??? 1.0645 0.01664 248 233 14 1
3491 Wanna buy some greasy spoon brown real cheap? 1.0640 0.01551 250 234 16 0
3492 Just out in time for the holidays, New York City's Meat Man statues are all over town. 1.0635 0.01821 252 239 10 3
3493 Look.............but, from appearances..........don’t touch! 1.0627 0.01476 271 254 17 0
3494 You just go down this alley and into the sewer and you eat out Donatello and he’ll give you a cake. Yes, Donatello the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle. He has a terrifying vagina. 1.0611 0.01913 262 251 6 5
3495 Psst! Earwax, two bucks a hit. 1.0611 0.01578 262 247 14 1
3496 If you fuck my dick, I'll give you these pancakes! 1.0586 0.01930 239 229 6 4
3497 Robinson Cano's coming back to New York. 1.0568 0.01765 229 218 9 2
3498 Im given heer a sunbath to discount the calories 1.0566 0.01611 265 252 11 2
3499 It’s a very special holiday fruity. 1.0560 0.01663 250 238 10 2
3500 I have thyroid cancer 1.0547 0.01717 256 245 8 3
3501 Wanna buy some pencil. 1.0488 0.01700 246 237 6 3
3502 These cakes are from the pan don’t tell the police 1.0462 0.01364 238 227 11 0
3503 Ah, Dorothy. I see my new hat is ready. (Should've gone to Specsavers) (Take on UK Optician chain Advert) 1.0413 0.01351 218 209 9 0