Contest #641


Cartoon

641

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “I don't know how many there are. I'm trying to stay awake.”
  2. “I’m more of a sheep hoarder.”
  3. “Could I interest you in three bags full?”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2018-11-26T00:21:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2018-12-17T00:22:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2018-12-11T00:21:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued December 17, 2018
Number of captions 9061
Number of responses 1400950
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 I'm not sure how many there are. Every time I start counting I fall asleep. 1.6467 0.06698 150 86 31 33
1 The new rug arrived, but there's some assembly required. 1.6267 0.06523 150 86 34 30
2 Just tell Dad it’s a staff job with a leadership position. 1.6139 0.05937 158 86 47 25
3 Hello? Is this 'single working woman with border collie wishes to meet ideal mate?' 1.6081 0.06187 148 82 42 24
4 Bo Peep got the car and the house. 1.6026 0.06214 156 90 38 28
5 The Trump Tower contract said they all had to be white. 1.5965 0.06014 171 101 38 32
6 Yes, we were just in that elevator. Why? 1.5921 0.06217 152 88 38 26
7 I love the 'Make Your Own Sweater Kit" you sent me, but it's kind of labor-intensive. 1.5896 0.06548 134 77 35 22
8 I don't see how I could have roaming charges. 1.5849 0.06265 159 96 33 30
9 Housekeeping? Can you send up a border collie? 1.5845 0.06496 142 84 33 25
10 How quickly can I have a Border Collie delivered to Suite 1050? 1.5833 0.05891 156 88 45 23
11 I’m just hanging out here at Trump Tower with the last remnants of the Trump base. 1.5811 0.06504 148 90 30 28
12 No Alexa, I said Cheap Hotel! 1.5809 0.06564 136 80 33 23
13 ...a shepherd. What are you going as? 1.5806 0.05923 155 88 44 23
14 The dog called in sick, so I'm working from home. 1.5806 0.06063 155 90 40 25
15 Check out channel 12. This idiot woman has a house full of cats. 1.5781 0.05787 192 119 35 38
16 Tell Trump the Senate Republicans are all here. 1.5733 0.06712 150 96 22 32
17 I don't know how many. Every time I start to count them, I fall asleep. 1.5698 0.05836 172 103 40 29
18 Yes, I tried counting them. Could you just send up a bottle of Scotch? 1.5698 0.05836 172 103 40 29
19 What exactly did we do after the bar? 1.5697 0.05717 165 95 46 24
20 No, the lease says "no dogs or cats." 1.5697 0.05652 165 94 48 23
21 Mr. President, I 've rounded up what's left of your base. 1.5674 0.06215 178 116 23 39
22 Yup, we're here watching the Rams game. 1.5649 0.05966 154 90 41 23
23 Well Mom, coming from someone with 6 cats, that seems a bit hypocritical! 1.5625 0.06123 160 98 34 28
24 Room Service? Can you send up more of those little shampoos? 1.5590 0.05901 161 96 40 25
25 They have names, Karen. 1.5584 0.05970 154 91 40 23
26 What reason did the condo board give for my eviction? 1.5556 0.05538 162 92 50 20
27 I don't know how many, I keep falling asleep. 1.5556 0.06417 153 97 27 29
28 We're just hanging out watching EweTube. 1.5542 0.05636 166 97 46 23
29 Can I call you back? I'm right in the middle of a staff meeting. 1.5528 0.05904 161 97 39 25
30 Just say I'm in a meeting with my staff. 1.5519 0.05607 154 87 49 18
31 And what's your policy on emotional support animals on this flight? 1.5519 0.06114 154 94 35 25
32 Us? We’re watching Flocks News. 1.5509 0.05925 167 103 36 28
33 Judge all you want, but since I made the move I haven't lost a single one. 1.5503 0.05749 169 102 41 26
34 Medium pepperoni, and twelve mixed green salads...no dressing. 1.5503 0.05562 169 99 47 23
35 I don't know how many there are. Every time I try to count them I fall asleep. 1.5493 0.06208 142 85 36 21
36 I don’t know how many. I fall asleep after seven or eight. 1.5490 0.06006 153 92 38 23
37 I find your ad about a timeshare with a pastoral scenic view to be misleading. 1.5484 0.05946 155 93 39 23
38 Silence of the Lambs is on. You should see the looks I’m getting. 1.5481 0.06543 135 83 30 22
39 I'm surrounded by Trump supporters. 1.5479 0.06669 146 95 22 29
40 Hello Leader McConnell? I found your Senators! They're here in the Trump Hotel! 1.5471 0.05844 170 105 37 28
41 Yeah, I can talk. I'm working from home today. 1.5461 0.06110 152 93 35 24
42 I'm looking for a sophisticated border collie that would enjoy working in an urban environment 1.5455 0.05977 154 93 38 23
43 ... not alone, I’m with my staff. 1.5448 0.06265 145 89 33 23
44 They’ll watch anything except Fox. 1.5443 0.06063 158 98 34 26
45 I'm quite sure I said a dozen matching sheets. 1.5436 0.06207 149 92 33 24
46 No, Alexa. I said I need to get some S-L-E-E-P! 1.5414 0.06095 157 98 33 26
47 Where are you Mr. Trump, the Republican Leadership meeting is about to start. 1.5412 0.06023 170 109 30 31
48 I'm looking for a border collie who's tired of country living. 1.5404 0.05710 161 96 43 22
49 Fox News. What else would they be watching? They’re sheep! 1.5400 0.06248 150 94 31 25
50 I'm serious, Mary: Pick up. 1.5395 0.06041 152 93 36 23
51 Technically they're free range. 1.5379 0.05792 145 84 44 17
52 Bad news, my landlord just told me to get the flock out of here. 1.5374 0.06276 147 92 31 24
53 Siri, I said I wanted some SLEEP! 1.5374 0.06276 147 92 31 24
54 Hello, sleep disorders clinic. 1.5359 0.05940 153 93 38 22
55 Yeah, sometimes my work follows me home too. 1.5357 0.05197 168 95 56 17
56 The Christmas sweaters said "some assembly required." 1.5325 0.05632 169 103 42 24
57 No, I want the hotel manger, not the hotel manager. 1.5319 0.05917 141 83 41 17
58 Last thing I remember is doing shots with that animal rights activist we met. 1.5315 0.06102 143 87 36 20
59 As I explained at the front desk, they're service animals. I can't sleep without them! 1.5309 0.05950 162 102 34 26
60 I'd like to report a lost dog 1.5302 0.06139 149 93 33 23
61 Hello, Room Service? I'd like one shepherd's pie and 15 salads. Hold the dressing. 1.5298 0.06076 151 94 34 23
62 Don't know how many. Each time I count them I fall asleep. 1.5276 0.05923 163 103 34 26
63 No, I haven't lost them. I'm working from home. 1.5270 0.06098 148 92 34 22
64 Hi front desk? I asked for a fresh set of SHEETS. 1.5260 0.05595 173 107 41 25
65 Yes, a border collie and a large pot of coffee. Room 614. 1.5259 0.06294 135 83 33 19
66 I have no idea how many. Every time I start counting them I fall asleep. 1.5256 0.05995 156 98 34 24
67 Hello Room Service? Could you send a Border Collie? 1.5250 0.05743 160 98 40 22
68 Yeah, it's going well. I'm up to 14 followers. 1.5247 0.05483 162 96 47 19
69 Thanks to millennials and the revival of knitting, I'm living on Fifth Avenue! 1.5245 0.06023 143 87 37 19
70 Good News! I won the contract to trim the grass in Central Park. 1.5241 0.05584 166 101 43 22
71 Yes, well they’re demanding a recount. 1.5235 0.06141 149 94 32 23
72 I either need a therapist or a border collie. 1.5229 0.05944 153 95 36 22
73 Seven-hundred square feet is considered free-range in New York. 1.5227 0.05403 176 107 46 23
74 I’m watching EweTube. How about you? 1.5217 0.05851 161 101 36 24
75 Actually, I’m a sheep hoarder. 1.5217 0.06046 161 104 30 27
76 I need a large bottle of Ambien and a border collie. 1.5215 0.05860 163 103 35 25
77 Okay, I rounded up a handful of Trump supporters, now what? 1.5192 0.06065 156 100 31 25
78 Yes we rent them to insomniacs. How many do you need? 1.5179 0.05535 168 103 43 22
79 I'd move to the country, but I hate to give up the rent control. 1.5172 0.05805 174 113 32 29
80 It's great dad ... they created a new position and gave me my own staff. 1.5157 0.05633 159 97 42 20
81 I guess we'll just hang out until the cows come home. 1.5127 0.05660 158 97 41 20
82 The ad said no cats or dogs. 1.5125 0.05392 160 95 48 17
83 Not sure how many. Every time I go to count them I doze off. 1.5125 0.05677 160 99 40 21
84 The coop board told me to take them to a farm and I did that yesterday--so today I will see if they like the museum. 1.5123 0.05954 162 105 31 26
85 Room Service. Send up a Border Collie, please. 1.5119 0.05471 168 103 44 21
86 Well, it worked doctor, but now I have a different issue. 1.5115 0.05513 174 109 41 24
87 No, I don’t know how many there are—if I try to count them I fall asleep. 1.5106 0.05412 188 120 40 28
88 Hi, I saw your ad and wonder if you only walk dogs. 1.5106 0.06255 141 90 30 21
89 Yes, I definitely have experience managing a staff.” 1.5093 0.05984 161 105 30 26
90 Can I call you back? I'm in a staff meeting. 1.5093 0.05786 161 102 36 23
91 Know where I can score some grass? 1.5067 0.05734 150 92 40 18
92 Man, I think this stuff just kicked in... 1.5054 0.05227 184 114 47 23
93 Yes sir, yes sir, one penthouse full. 1.5037 0.06471 135 88 26 21
94 No, I’m her brother, Bob Peep. 1.5035 0.06416 141 93 25 23
95 The lease is very clear; no cats or dogs. 1.5035 0.06092 141 89 33 19
96 Oh yeah,I've been sleeping much better lately. 1.5033 0.05469 151 90 46 15
97 Something with a lawn. 1.5031 0.05563 159 98 42 19
98 When I woke up,they were still here. 1.5000 0.05537 160 99 42 19
99 I'd like to order a small pepperoni pizza and forty side salads.. 1.5000 0.05746 160 102 36 22
100 ...yes, and one order of ops-chay am-lay.... 1.5000 0.06135 156 104 26 26
101 Yes sir, yes sir, I have you down for three bags full. 1.5000 0.05556 162 101 41 20
102 Let Mr. Trump know that I have a lot of his base with me 1.5000 0.06458 142 95 23 24
103 My landlord said no dogs or cats. 1.5000 0.05656 150 92 41 17
104 Oh, that’s the most ridiculous story I ever heard... You’re saying she lives in a giant shoe with HOW many kids? 1.5000 0.06177 148 97 28 23
105 I'm in the middle of a staff meeting. 1.4972 0.05138 177 108 50 19
106 Well, she did get the truck, tractor, land, farm and country house - but you'll never guess what I got away with! 1.4970 0.05480 165 103 42 20
107 Yes, 3 bags. 1.4969 0.05719 161 103 36 22
108 I'll have to call you back. I'm watching the Rams. 1.4969 0.05634 159 100 39 20
109 No, I ordered LAMPS. 1.4969 0.05977 159 105 29 25
110 And my staff is absolutely useless. 1.4967 0.06160 153 102 26 25
111 How many? I don’t know. Every time I try to count them I fall asleep. 1.4966 0.06284 147 98 25 24
112 No,I'm still awake. 1.4965 0.05749 141 86 40 15
113 Oh, there's huge demand for locally sourced. 1.4964 0.06073 139 88 33 18
114 We're just hanging out waiting for the Rams game to start. 1.4932 0.06101 148 97 29 22
115 I'm just watching this show about some crazy cat lady with like thirteen cats. 1.4932 0.06176 148 98 27 23
116 Yes, customer service, I'd like to return the artisinal knitting kit. 1.4932 0.06089 146 95 30 21
117 Oh, believe me, Bo, I know where to find them. 1.4931 0.06233 144 95 27 22
118 Bo, honey, I'm telling you. I know where they are. 1.4912 0.05525 171 110 38 23
119 I'm having second thoughts about the whole urban farming thing. 1.4903 0.05520 155 96 42 17
120 19 big green salads, no dressing, and one cheeseburger. 1.4902 0.05947 153 100 31 22
121 No, I'm not off. I'm working from home today. 1.4902 0.05947 153 100 31 22
122 Could you please send up a border collie 1.4894 0.06255 141 93 27 21
123 Much better, thank you. My old job was herding cats. 1.4892 0.05986 139 88 34 17
124 No, I don't know how many there are. I keep falling asleep. 1.4885 0.05391 174 111 41 22
125 No, I'm not sure how many. Every time I try to count 'em I fall asleep. 1.4875 0.05745 160 104 34 22
126 I don't care if he's Best in Show at Westminster, he's late for work! 1.4875 0.05813 160 105 32 23
127 I'm telling you, they're obviously not comfortable watching Wolf Blitzer. 1.4873 0.05870 158 104 31 23
128 Alexa, count my sheep. 1.4872 0.05928 156 103 30 23
129 I have the television on. Maybe that's what you're hearing. 1.4867 0.05494 150 92 43 15
130 Hello? I don't think this is what I meant by 'all natural sleep-aid' 1.4859 0.05805 142 89 37 16
131 I just feel like my work follows me wherever I go. 1.4853 0.05903 136 85 36 15
132 I thought working at home would be great, but turns out it stinks. 1.4845 0.05718 161 105 34 22
133 I relocated to New York City. No...same job. 1.4841 0.05541 157 99 40 18
134 Well, it was fun for a while. But I'd like to cancel my subscription. 1.4837 0.05799 153 99 34 20
135 Just watching the Rams. . . and you? 1.4834 0.05781 151 97 35 19
136 They wanted to watch the Rams' game. 1.4834 0.05781 151 97 35 19
137 Can you pick up some lint rollers? 1.4832 0.05602 149 93 40 16
138 I’m herding from home today. 1.4828 0.05572 174 115 34 25
139 You've been awake how long....we'll be right over. 1.4826 0.05499 172 112 37 23
140 I have no idea how many, I keep falling asleep! 1.4824 0.05548 170 111 36 23
141 You can't sleep? We'll be right over. 1.4824 0.05854 170 116 26 28
142 Listen, Bo-Peep, the judge told you, they're mine Tuesdays and every second Saturday. 1.4821 0.05271 168 105 45 18
143 Ironically, they make it nearly impossible to sleep. 1.4815 0.05622 162 105 36 21
144 I told that damn Alexa to order me sheets! 1.4812 0.05812 160 106 31 23
145 I unfriended most of them but they’re still following me. 1.4812 0.05535 160 102 39 19
146 It pays better than dog walking 1.4810 0.05367 158 98 44 16
147 That's right Bo Peep, small bills in a plain paper bag. 1.4810 0.05291 158 97 46 15
148 Sure it’s crazy but I haven’t slept this well in years. 1.4810 0.05367 158 98 44 16
149 Sorry, I can't make it - I'm in the middle of a staff meeting. 1.4808 0.05567 156 99 39 18
150 Siri—play Silence of the Lambs. 1.4805 0.06127 154 105 24 25
151 I feel like I should just go back to Ambien. 1.4803 0.05975 152 101 29 22
152 I am not a hoarder.....I'm a herder! 1.4800 0.06036 150 100 28 22
153 They insisted we watch the Rams game. 1.4798 0.05093 173 107 49 17
154 Hello, Ms. Peep? I'm not sure I can explain this, but I think I have some good news for you. 1.4797 0.05463 148 91 43 14
155 I don't know what it is Harold, they just love watching Fox News. 1.4790 0.05688 167 111 32 24
156 She got the house and land, but I managed to win the sheep. 1.4786 0.05865 140 89 35 16
157 Is the wolf off Wall Street yet? 1.4783 0.05648 161 105 35 21
158 Yes, this is Mr. Shepard. Is this the customer service department? Thank goodness. Yes, there's been a mistake. The order was for white sheets. 1.4783 0.06358 138 93 24 21
159 This farm to table gift you sent me sucks. 1.4779 0.05617 136 83 41 12
160 I'm not sure how many. Every time I count them, I fall asleep. 1.4777 0.05466 157 99 41 17
161 Listen, Bo Peep, if you get the cops involved, you can kiss your flock goodbye. 1.4774 0.06026 155 105 26 24
162 I can’t tonight, it’s my weekend with the kids. 1.4773 0.05403 176 115 38 23
163 Yes, I unplugged the cable box and plugged in again but they didn't go away. 1.4765 0.05732 170 115 29 26
164 I finally whipped my insomnia, but Marcia's left me. 1.4762 0.05738 147 94 36 17
165 I'm still getting used to working from home... 1.4759 0.05584 166 109 35 22
166 If you can be a little more specific, I'll see if he's here. 1.4759 0.05714 145 92 37 16
167 It’s rent controlled, so I actually don’t pay more than 2 bags full 1.4759 0.05714 145 92 37 16
168 So what do I do with them when I’m awake? 1.4756 0.05293 164 103 44 17
169 In hindsight, Melatonin would have been better. 1.4753 0.05341 162 102 43 17
170 Yes, I can schedule your lawn for Tuesday at 10 am. Will your dogs be inside? 1.4752 0.05919 141 91 33 17
171 Working from home has been more challenging than I imagined. 1.4747 0.05440 158 100 41 17
172 Today I'm working from home 1.4746 0.05197 177 113 44 20
173 Can you tell the president, he has lost some of his base? 1.4744 0.06063 156 107 24 25
174 No, I gotta stay in -- I brought a bunch of work home with me. 1.4737 0.05750 152 99 34 19
175 Mary? I found ‘em. 1.4737 0.05459 171 112 37 22
176 The Oval Office got all the black ones 1.4733 0.06532 131 89 22 20
177 I'm not sure how many I have. Every time count them, I doze off. 1.4730 0.05627 148 94 38 16
178 Ewe Haul? 1.4726 0.06007 146 97 29 20
179 Yes, the usual - one small pepperoni pizza and 12 garden salads, no dressing. 1.4720 0.05782 161 108 30 23
180 Sheets! I said new sheets! 1.4720 0.05507 161 104 38 19
181 Twelve. I count them every night, and there are twelve of them. Then I drink myself to sleep. 1.4717 0.05700 159 105 33 21
182 You tell Bo-Peep to wire the money by midnight or she never sees them again. 1.4714 0.06203 140 94 26 20
183 I hate bringing work home on the weekends. 1.4710 0.06014 138 90 31 17
184 It’s baa this and baa that. Their negativity is killing me. 1.4710 0.05744 138 87 37 14
185 Yeah, white as snow. Yep, every where I go. 1.4710 0.05744 138 87 37 14
186 They want me to tell you they're not stock, they're emotional support sheep, and they won't be coming back." 1.4706 0.06169 136 90 28 18
187 Yes, I would like to renew my Ambien prescription. 1.4691 0.05754 162 109 30 23
188 Yes, I am dressed like a shepherd. What are you wearing? 1.4688 0.05741 160 107 31 22
189 For some reason, all they want to watch is Fox News. 1.4688 0.05672 160 106 33 21
190 I just invited the one. You know how they are. 1.4686 0.05239 175 113 42 20
191 Yes, I'm still awake. 1.4685 0.05770 143 92 35 16
192 I’d like to order some grass, please...Yes sir, yes, sir, three bags full. 1.4685 0.05597 143 90 39 14
193 No, honey, I said "flock" - we gotta get the flock outta here 1.4679 0.05563 156 101 37 18
194 Yes, they've been very understanding of my emotional support flock. 1.4679 0.05489 156 100 39 17
195 Yeah they are a lot of work, but I’ve been sleeping like a baby! 1.4679 0.05782 156 104 31 21
196 Eight or nine of them, I believe. I keep falling asleep. 1.4675 0.05766 154 102 32 20
197 What is the maximum number of emotional support sheep you allow on a flight? 1.4675 0.06123 154 107 22 25
198 No, still not married - why do you ask? 1.4672 0.05866 137 88 34 15
199 Not sure if they're all here; every time I try to count them, I doze off. 1.4672 0.06134 137 91 28 18
200 Yeah, I tried counting sheep. It worked, I just didn't expect them to be here when I woke up... 1.4672 0.06306 137 93 24 20
201 I said a dozen sheets 1.4667 0.05801 165 113 27 25
202 They insist on Fox News. Something about wool over your eyes. 1.4667 0.06106 150 103 24 23
203 I prefer CNN, but they insist on Fox News. 1.4667 0.05481 180 122 32 26
204 I'd like to order one shepherd's pie and 24 kale salads, please. 1.4651 0.05369 172 113 38 21
205 I'm in a leadership position... 1.4650 0.05681 157 104 33 20
206 Sure the rent is expensive but I’m sleeping a lot better. 1.4648 0.05624 142 90 38 14
207 They are emotional support sheep. I’ve got lots of issues. 1.4645 0.05359 155 98 42 15
208 I'm calling to report a lost dog. 1.4645 0.05737 155 103 32 20
209 Well, you might have included that little detail in the brochure. 1.4643 0.05498 140 87 41 12
210 Room service? I said I needed to get plenty of sleep! 1.4634 0.05565 164 109 34 21
211 Mom, a lot of people work from home these days, I’ll be fine! 1.4634 0.05497 164 108 36 20
212 No, doc. . .wide awake. Should I count 'em again? 1.4630 0.05408 162 105 39 18
213 Hello, Bo? I've found them! 1.4629 0.05045 175 111 47 17
214 I don't know how many. Every time I try to count I fall asleep. 1.4626 0.05893 147 98 30 19
215 I can't. I had to bring some work home tonight. 1.4626 0.05733 147 96 34 17
216 Hey Bo. So if we're officially through, when are you picking up the rest of your things? 1.4620 0.05509 158 103 37 18
217 Yes sir, yes sir, two bags full. 1.4615 0.05635 156 103 34 19
218 OK, they came home. Now what? 1.4615 0.06099 143 97 26 20
219 No, just one small burger and forty-three large salads. 1.4615 0.05486 156 101 38 17
220 No, I can't do lunch today. I'm working from home. 1.4611 0.05128 180 117 43 20
221 I guess it wasn't a dream after all. 1.4610 0.05914 141 93 31 17
222 Yeah, we're in town for the manger scene. 1.4610 0.05914 141 93 31 17
223 Hello Amazon? I think there's been some mistake. I ordered a dozen sheets. 1.4606 0.05471 165 109 36 20
224 You tell me the insomniac's room number...I send the sheep. 1.4605 0.05353 152 96 42 14
225 It's like this, Bo-Peep, $25,000 in old unmarked bills or you will never see them again 1.4605 0.05592 152 99 36 17
226 ...good news, Ms. Peep...I found your sheep. 1.4605 0.05669 152 100 34 18
227 This isn’t quite what I expected when you said farm to table. 1.4604 0.05889 139 91 32 16
228 I didn’t say, “Get the FLOCK over here” ... 1.4600 0.05647 150 98 35 17
229 Yes, a BLT and two bales of hay. 1.4596 0.05431 161 105 38 18
230 Bo Peep. Meet me at Main and Bailey in two hours. Bring $25,000 in small bills. Come alone. 1.4595 0.06017 148 101 26 21
231 I'll have to re-think this working from home thing. 1.4589 0.05509 146 93 39 14
232 Yeah, I just arrived at the air baa and baa. It’s perfect. 1.4588 0.05478 170 114 34 22
233 Yeah, for delivery--a dozen mixed-green salads, no dressing, and a shepherd's pie. 1.4586 0.05890 157 108 26 23
234 Hello? I'd like to report a missing - well, yes, - he is black but I don't see why that matters. 1.4586 0.05750 157 106 30 21
235 Kind of a problem. I woke up and they're still here. 1.4583 0.05564 144 92 38 14
236 Twelve green salads, no dressing. 1.4581 0.05434 155 100 39 16
237 We're watching ewe tube. 1.4581 0.05734 155 104 31 20
238 I'll be working from home today. 1.4578 0.05377 166 109 38 19
239 When you first put me on hold, there were only two sheep in the room. 1.4577 0.06130 142 97 25 20
240 No, I can't tell you how many. I keep falling asleep. 1.4575 0.06009 153 106 24 23
241 Yeah, the State Fair was great. Unfortunately the raffle prize wasn't the Cadillac this year. 1.4575 0.05485 153 99 38 16
242 Working from home. How about you? 1.4575 0.05640 153 101 34 18
243 It sure beats having an elephant in the room! 1.4573 0.05426 164 108 37 19
244 Well, they’re sheep! They like Fox News! 1.4573 0.05760 164 113 27 24
245 Working from home today. What are YOU doing? 1.4571 0.06280 140 97 22 21
246 What do you mean, “lost”? It’s my weekend to have them! 1.4570 0.05538 151 98 37 16
247 On the upside, I haven't seen a wolf all day. 1.4567 0.06300 127 85 26 16
248 Not much, just getting in the mood to watch a Trump Rally. 1.4564 0.06059 149 103 24 22
249 I told Alexa I needed more SLEEP. 1.4564 0.05908 149 101 28 20
250 Not bad, but the dog's still working on getting the last couple into the elevator. 1.4563 0.05736 160 109 29 22
251 What comes after "leave them alone and they'll come home?" 1.4559 0.05608 136 86 38 12
252 Mother, Mary left me. 1.4558 0.06046 147 101 25 21
253 Hello, Bo Peep? If you want to see your sheep again, listen carefully.... 1.4557 0.05791 158 108 28 22
254 I'm not sure how many....every time I try and count them I fall asleep 1.4556 0.05437 169 113 35 21
255 A sheep-friendly building and rent-stabilized. Who knew? 1.4556 0.05065 180 117 44 19
256 Sure he's cunning, but that wolf will never get past the co-op board. 1.4552 0.05705 145 95 34 16
257 This is the last time I order a wool coat from IKEA. 1.4552 0.06031 145 99 26 20
258 Lost the farm. Staying with my son and his wife. 1.4552 0.05788 145 96 32 17
259 Sheets! I asked for fresh sheets! 1.4551 0.05777 156 106 29 21
260 I wanted a cheap hotel, not a sheep hotel. 1.4551 0.05679 167 115 28 24
261 I decided to work from home today. 1.4545 0.05590 143 92 37 14
262 Me?... holding an offsite staff meeting. 1.4545 0.05148 176 115 42 19
263 Yes we can help treat insomnia. 1.4545 0.05611 154 102 34 18
264 You always herd the ones you love. 1.4541 0.05022 185 121 44 20
265 Don't be so dramatic. It's called shared custody and you know where to find them 1.4540 0.05318 174 116 37 21
266 No...I said “send up more SHEETS” 1.4539 0.05892 152 104 27 21
267 ...and I'll have the shepherd's pie. 1.4539 0.05666 152 101 33 18
268 Reservation for twelve at Tavern on the Green, please. 1.4533 0.05563 150 98 36 16
269 I'd like to order ten salads and one pizza, please. 1.4533 0.05643 150 99 34 17
270 We're just watching "Silence of the Lambs." 1.4532 0.06146 139 95 25 19
271 I'll be right down. He's my only black one. 1.4530 0.06130 117 75 31 11
272 how many manger scenes are we looking at? 1.4528 0.05692 159 108 30 21
273 What size does the sweater need to be ? 1.4527 0.05699 148 98 33 17
274 Let me call you back, I'm just in a staff meeting right now. 1.4527 0.05281 148 93 43 12
275 So I finally one-upped that urban farmer who lives next door. 1.4524 0.06435 126 86 23 17
276 Yes, one medium pepperoni mushroom and a dozen side salads... 1.4524 0.05192 168 109 42 17
277 ...and I wonder why I'm single 1.4522 0.05530 157 104 35 18
278 But Dad, I have a job. 1.4522 0.05455 157 103 37 17
279 I think it's time for me to move to greener pastures. 1.4521 0.05591 146 95 36 15
280 ... and do you allow pets? 1.4519 0.06106 135 91 27 17
281 I couldn't sleep so we're watching a movie. 1.4519 0.06284 135 93 23 19
282 Yeah, I'm trying out this new “work from home” option 1.4516 0.05731 155 105 30 20
283 I think I’ve become their emotional support animal. 1.4514 0.05294 175 117 37 21
284 Yes, I slept just fine, but now I have a different problem. 1.4514 0.05899 144 97 29 18
285 Wait, so when you texted "Go Flock Yourself," that was a typo? 1.4507 0.05791 142 94 32 16
286 Hello, front desk? I'd like to request wake-up service. 1.4506 0.05542 162 109 33 20
287 Tell Bo-Peep we want small, unmarked bills. 1.4503 0.05614 151 100 34 17
288 Room service? I would like to order 15 Kale salads with no dressing. 1.4500 0.05764 140 92 33 15
289 No, not that kind of grass... 1.4500 0.05523 160 107 34 19
290 No, this is her brother Bob Peep; can I take a message? 1.4500 0.05594 160 108 32 20
291 Just wait until the cows come home. 1.4500 0.05305 160 104 40 16
292 I don’t know how many. I get to 10 and I’m out. 1.4497 0.05030 169 108 46 15
293 Yes..I'd like the shepherd's pie. For twelve. 1.4491 0.05482 167 113 33 21
294 I have a question about the new sleep app. 1.4490 0.05886 147 100 28 19
295 Yes, this is the Shepherd residence. 1.4490 0.05807 147 99 30 18
296 Me? I’m just at a gathering of Trump supporters. And what are you up to? 1.4490 0.05965 147 101 26 20
297 No problem. We're watching the Rams game. 1.4489 0.05017 176 114 45 17
298 Yeah. I started with dog-walking and things just kind of took off from there. 1.4487 0.05554 156 104 34 18
299 We’ve lost our way. 1.4485 0.05532 165 112 32 21
300 The lease only said no dogs. 1.4483 0.05188 174 115 40 19
301 I find it hard to relax because my work follows me everywhere." 1.4474 0.05426 152 99 38 15
302 I apologize, we'll take the stairs next time. 1.4471 0.04937 170 108 48 14
303 Nothing much — just watching a little EweTube. 1.4468 0.05732 141 93 33 15
304 I was skeptical at first, but I got to say, I'm really starting to enjoy this working from home thing. 1.4468 0.05819 141 94 31 16
305 I like the new gig, except when they ask me to take work home. 1.4467 0.05639 150 100 33 17
306 My lease said no cats or dogs 1.4465 0.05401 159 105 37 17
307 Tell Mr. Trump I have just arrived with a group of his most devoted supporters and we look forward to meeting him. 1.4464 0.05456 168 114 33 21
308 Apartment living really IS easier; I haven’t lost a single one. 1.4460 0.05701 139 91 34 14
309 I just want to inquire about how many comfort animals you allow me to take on my flight? 1.4459 0.05300 157 102 40 15
310 Another insomnia case? I'll be right there. 1.4459 0.05672 157 107 30 20
311 Front desk? I thought you said "CHEAP ROOM" . 1.4459 0.05672 157 107 30 20
312 The lease said no dogs,nothing about sheep. 1.4459 0.05300 157 102 40 15
313 $500 on the Rams. I have inside information. 1.4459 0.05300 157 102 40 15
314 So I decided I'll work from home today.. 1.4458 0.05371 166 111 36 19
315 I would tell you how many, but I might nod off. 1.4458 0.05092 166 107 44 15
316 Damned if it didn't work. I left them alone. They came home. 1.4457 0.05165 175 116 40 19
317 Not much. Brought some work home with me. 1.4453 0.05474 137 87 39 11
318 …yeah, the real trick is finding something they all want to watch. 1.4452 0.05753 146 98 31 17
319 I told the condo board I worked in commodities. 1.4452 0.05426 155 102 37 16
320 I'm not sure how many there are. Every time I try to count them, I fall asleep! 1.4451 0.05399 173 118 33 22
321 The Rams are up by 3 points; you wouldn't believe the tension in the room. 1.4444 0.05237 153 98 42 13
322 I'm not sure if it's from the counting or the tending, but I'm definitely sleeping better. 1.4444 0.05070 153 96 46 11
323 No, not "you", I said I have a problem with "ewes". 1.4444 0.05642 144 95 34 15
324 About how big is each dinner salad? 1.4444 0.05742 162 113 26 23
325 I'm working from home today. 1.4438 0.05232 169 112 39 18
326 The sheep didn't work Doc...couldn't I just take an Ambien? 1.4438 0.05365 169 114 35 20
327 I’d like to order twelve salads to go. 1.4438 0.05301 160 105 39 16
328 That's 11 large salads, hold the feta... 1.4437 0.05609 151 101 33 17
329 No, I said I could use more _sleep_. 1.4432 0.04949 176 114 46 16
330 Hi, I’m calling to reserve a ewe-haul. 1.4432 0.05508 176 123 28 25
331 That’s right — a large cheese pizza and a border collie. 1.4430 0.05643 158 108 30 20
332 It's honestly far superior to urban beekeeping. 1.4430 0.05419 149 97 38 14
333 Well, I told them the grass wasn’t always greener but they wanted to see for themselves. 1.4430 0.05502 149 98 36 15
334 This isn't working. I need to go back on Ambien. 1.4425 0.05249 174 117 37 20
335 I'm actually not sure how many I have, I keep dozing off around 10. 1.4424 0.05595 165 114 29 22
336 Yeah, I'm stuck spending the holiday with Trump supporters too. 1.4424 0.05725 165 116 25 24
337 No, no, Genie. I said I wanted a CHEAP apartment. 1.4423 0.05697 156 107 29 20
338 Hello, Tavern on the Green? I'd like to reserve just the Green for dinner tonight. 1.4423 0.05399 156 103 37 16
339 I know, I know -- gotta stop bringing my work home with me. 1.4423 0.05001 156 98 47 11
340 It always seemed unfair that I got to see where they live but they never got to see my place. 1.4422 0.05386 147 95 39 13
341 They’re my emotional support flock. 1.4420 0.05728 138 91 33 14
342 Can't. I'm watching the Rams play tonight. 1.4419 0.05483 172 119 30 23
343 I think sleeping pills may have been the more practical option. 1.4416 0.05211 154 99 42 13
344 That’s right, 3 fish tacos, a diet coke , and 50 bales of hay. 1.4416 0.05527 154 103 34 17
345 Every time I try to count them I fall asleep 1.4414 0.05438 145 94 38 13
346 Yes sir... yes sir. That is correct....two bags full 1.4408 0.05422 152 100 37 15
347 Actually, they let me work from home. 1.4407 0.05304 177 121 34 22
348 Sometimes you just get a sudden craving for twelve sheep, and I guess that's the danger of Amazon Prime 1.4406 0.05840 143 97 29 17
349 You never listen to me. I said I wasn't getting enough SLEEP. 1.4403 0.05851 134 89 31 14
350 Not as well as I'd hoped, actually. I'm going back on Ambien. 1.4403 0.05685 159 110 28 21
351 I counted, I slept, now what? 1.4403 0.05323 159 105 38 16
352 Yes, i placed the ad looking for a border collie who could work an elevator 1.4400 0.05791 150 103 28 19
353 Yes sir, yes sir, free shipping with three bags full 1.4398 0.05299 166 111 37 18
354 Turns out, it's much easier than walking dogs and I've never slept better. 1.4395 0.05295 157 103 39 15
355 That’s right, I’m working from home today. 1.4393 0.05007 173 113 44 16
356 Bo-Peep here. You wouldn’t believe where I found them. 1.4392 0.05771 148 101 29 18
357 What specific home owners regulation are you referring to ? 1.4392 0.05358 148 96 39 13
358 Please send up a Border Collie. 1.4392 0.05183 148 94 43 11
359 Nothing much, just at home watching Ewe-Tube 1.4390 0.05346 164 110 36 18
360 Fortunately, there was a sheepdog on the co-op's board - he voted us in. 1.4390 0.05275 164 109 38 17
361 I'm just watching the game with some other rams fans. 1.4390 0.05484 164 112 32 20
362 It's a lot easier now that I have my own place. 1.4388 0.05510 139 90 37 12
363 The good news is, I'm off the Ambien. 1.4387 0.05723 155 107 28 20
364 A hamburger, fries, and 12 bales of clover. 1.4384 0.05141 146 92 44 10
365 Yes, doctor, I already tried that. Will you PLEASE just renew my Ambien prescription? 1.4384 0.05665 146 98 32 16
366 Fine so far, the escalator was a bit of a problem. 1.4383 0.05102 162 105 43 14
367 You said no dogs. 1.4383 0.05394 162 109 35 18
368 Yes, I read the lease, but technically sheep aren’t pets. 1.4383 0.05026 162 104 45 13
369 Your profile mentions knitting as a hobby? 1.4380 0.05848 137 92 30 15
370 Hi, Bo Peep? I have them. 1.4380 0.05939 137 93 28 16
371 It's a little less space than we're used to. 1.4380 0.05566 137 89 36 12
372 Yes, I think I'm highly qualified to be head of the GOP. 1.4375 0.05793 160 113 24 23
373 Just chillin'. Watching the Rams game. 1.4375 0.05281 144 92 41 11
374 ... yeah, they all wanted to watch the Rams, so I just brought them back to my place. 1.4370 0.05624 135 88 35 12
375 Hello? Rent-a-Border-Collie? 1.4362 0.05414 149 98 37 14
376 I requested new sheets. 1.4362 0.05660 149 101 31 17
377 I left them alone and they came home, just like you said. Now what? 1.4359 0.05470 156 105 34 17
378 No, that's it, just the one case of mint jelly. 1.4358 0.04948 179 118 44 17
379 Well, first we moved to greener pastures, and it just sort of snowballed from there... 1.4357 0.05930 140 96 27 17
380 I don't know how many. I keep falling asleep when I count. 1.4354 0.05717 147 100 30 17
381 Yep, I took them to the zoo. And tomorrow we’re seeing Hamilton. 1.4354 0.05634 147 99 32 16
382 Cannabis hotline?...how long does it take for edibles to wear off? 1.4353 0.05400 170 117 32 21
383 Sure I’m falling asleep faster, but what do I do with them during the day? 1.4353 0.05336 170 116 34 20
384 You know it's the same old bah, bah, bah. How about you? 1.4353 0.05203 170 114 38 18
385 The wolf of Wall Street? I've got the deal of the decade here for you. 1.4351 0.05846 131 87 31 13
386 It's 2018, of course I can work from home. 1.4351 0.05894 154 109 23 22
387 Are you saying one of these has to be a wolf? 1.4351 0.05598 154 105 31 18
388 Mom, I need you to understand. If I can make it here, I can make it anywhere. 1.4348 0.06081 138 96 24 18
389 Well, it depends on how you define "free-range" 1.4348 0.05197 161 106 40 15
390 And then I heard about vertical farming. 1.4348 0.05629 138 91 34 13
391 I was tired of herding cats. 1.4343 0.05028 175 116 42 17
392 Trouble falling asleep? Hmm. Ok. How many would you like? 1.4342 0.05575 152 103 32 17
393 Well, if this doesn't cure my insomnia, I don't know what will. 1.4340 0.05393 159 107 35 17
394 Yeah, I found ‘em. They got a nice, little sub-let in Queens. 1.4340 0.05538 159 109 31 19
395 I hate it when work follows me home. 1.4340 0.05089 159 103 43 13
396 Bo Peep? Little Boy Blue here. I found them. 1.4340 0.05680 159 111 27 21
397 OK--so I've counted them. Now what?? 1.4340 0.05089 159 103 43 13
398 I must have nodded off again. 1.4338 0.05783 136 91 31 14
399 But *everyone* works from home now. 1.4338 0.05877 136 92 29 15
400 What is your policy on emotional support herds? 1.4337 0.05154 166 110 40 16
401 Yes, that's right: twelve bushels of hay, a burger and a shake." 1.4337 0.05225 166 111 38 17
402 Dog walking was nowhere near this complicated 1.4336 0.05575 143 95 34 14
403 Yes, I counted them. 1.4333 0.05863 150 105 25 20
404 Who knew so many people in Manhattan needed a sheepwalker? 1.4331 0.05591 157 108 30 19
405 I’m not sure if this work from home thing is sustainable. 1.4331 0.05213 157 103 40 14
406 I give up sweetheart- bring my sleeping pills. 1.4331 0.05663 157 109 28 20
407 I got the shepard's hook, the outfit, and the sheep, and we're waiting in your apartment -- where are you? 1.4331 0.05290 157 104 38 15
408 I unfriended them but they’re still following me! 1.4331 0.05213 157 103 40 14
409 No, plural. 1.4329 0.05479 164 113 31 20
410 What do you mean, try Ambien? 1.4324 0.04707 185 120 50 15
411 I had to work from home today. 1.4324 0.05266 148 96 40 12
412 Of course the rug is Nylon. Do you think I want to upset them?” 1.4323 0.05417 155 104 35 16
413 Just tending the flock. What are you doing? 1.4317 0.05870 139 95 28 16
414 That's right, a pair of wool shears, and 20 cases of carpet stain remover. 1.4315 0.05660 146 99 31 16
415 Look Buster! We came all the way to New York for the nativity scene gig. 1.4315 0.05404 146 96 37 13
416 They calmed down once I turned off Wolf Blitzer. 1.4314 0.05389 153 102 36 15
417 I just feel like my work follows me home" 1.4314 0.05623 153 105 30 18
418 Yes, could I have the number of the little boy that lives down the lane? 1.4311 0.05130 167 111 40 16
419 He can't fall asleep? I'll be right there! 1.4308 0.05668 130 85 34 11
420 Yes, cancel the Ambien prescription. I'm going to try a natural approach. 1.4304 0.05489 158 108 32 18
421 Actually, I work from home. 1.4303 0.05452 165 114 31 20
422 Oh nothing, just watching the Rams. 1.4295 0.05574 149 101 32 16
423 Why me? Because everyone else in the Department of Agriculture was fired. 1.4295 0.05409 149 99 36 14
424 I thought, For a change, Why don't I just follow them? 1.4295 0.05574 149 101 32 16
425 I brought some work home with me. 1.4295 0.05574 149 101 32 16
426 We're just hanging out and watching the Rams game. 1.4295 0.05389 156 105 35 16
427 They said that I could work from home. 1.4295 0.05465 156 106 33 17
428 Yeah, there are fewer side effects than Ambien, but I don't know if the upkeep is worth it. 1.4294 0.05292 163 110 36 17
429 I told you I was working from home today. 1.4294 0.05502 163 113 30 20
430 Mom, plenty of people work from home. 1.4293 0.04777 191 127 46 18
431 No, no, no. Sheets...I need extra SHEETS 1.4286 0.05192 161 107 39 15
432 House sitting at Bo-Peep's place. You? 1.4286 0.05281 154 102 38 14
433 Bo? It’s me. Have you lost anything? 1.4286 0.05517 154 105 32 17
434 Nothing, it’s just the TV. 1.4286 0.05792 147 102 27 18
435 What's that? You can't sleep? OK we'll be right over. 1.4286 0.05106 168 112 40 16
436 I said, "I can't SLEEP without a fresh set of SHEETS!" 1.4277 0.05196 173 118 36 19
437 Somehow I thought moving to the city would be a bigger change. 1.4277 0.05324 173 120 32 21
438 Can't sleep? Come on over. 1.4277 0.05006 166 109 43 14
439 Ok guys, NYPD says the wolf is in custody! 1.4277 0.05078 166 110 41 15
440 Sendup a burger, french fries. and 12 salads, hold the dressing. 1.4277 0.05083 159 104 42 13
441 They just followed me here. You know what they're like. 1.4277 0.05461 159 109 32 18
442 Hey man, got any grass? 1.4277 0.05533 159 110 30 19
443 Yes, I'm their emotional support animal. 1.4276 0.05570 152 104 31 17
444 Friday is work from home day. 1.4276 0.05330 152 101 37 14
445 Yeah, I'm working from home today. 1.4276 0.05851 145 101 26 18
446 On Fridays the ranch lets me work from home. 1.4268 0.05512 157 108 31 18
447 They won't let me put on Fox. 1.4267 0.05934 150 107 22 21
448 But can you describe the sheep you lost? 1.4260 0.05151 169 114 38 17
449 I'm looking for a sheep dog that is not afraid of heights 1.4260 0.05151 169 114 38 17
450 Yeah it’s inconvenient but I’ve been sleeping great. 1.4259 0.05240 162 109 37 16
451 Mary's at her yoga class. Can I take a message? 1.4259 0.05166 162 108 39 15
452 No--so far they've been holding it in 1.4259 0.05166 162 108 39 15
453 Yeah. I found them. We're here at the Trump Tower. 1.4258 0.05857 155 111 22 22
454 I'm shepherding from home today. 1.4258 0.05333 155 104 36 15
455 Nothing much How are the cows 1.4257 0.05171 148 96 41 11
456 Not sure how many now. I tend to nod off when I try to count them. 1.4257 0.05431 148 99 35 14
457 But on the positive side, I'm sleeping better. 1.4255 0.05715 141 96 30 15
458 You were right Mother. I left them alone and they came home. 1.4254 0.05543 134 88 35 11
459 Yes, a cheeseburger medium rare, a glass of scotch, and 45 pounds of clover” 1.4253 0.04909 174 115 44 15
460 No, I'm not sick. Just working from home today. 1.4250 0.05433 160 110 32 18
461 Hello, Is this the wolf of Wall Street? 1.4248 0.05693 153 107 27 19
462 You have the wrong number; this is the lamblord, not landlord. 1.4248 0.05221 153 101 39 13
463 Oh, ya know,mostly ....just tending to things. 1.4247 0.05397 146 97 36 13
464 Yes Mr. President your followers are assembled as you directed. 1.4247 0.05654 146 100 30 16
465 Turns out there’s not much of a market for sheep in the city that never sleeps. 1.4247 0.05219 146 95 40 11
466 I must have misheard her. Apparently she said "Go to room 514 if you wanna flock." 1.4242 0.05515 165 116 28 21
467 Just to give you the heads up, I'll be working from home today. 1.4242 0.05601 132 87 34 11
468 I actually think I'm more productive when I work from home 1.4242 0.05024 165 109 42 14
469 I'd like to switch back to Ambien, please. 1.4241 0.05334 158 107 35 16
470 They said I have to pay extra for roaming 1.4238 0.05514 151 103 32 16
471 You'll have to ask one of the other shepherds. I'm working from home today, 1.4238 0.05514 151 103 32 16
472 Listen, Peep, you'll get your sheep when I get my cash. 1.4233 0.05286 163 111 35 17
473 You never want to come over anymore. It's the cane, isn't it? 1.4233 0.05428 163 113 31 19
474 Bo? Found ‘em. 1.4231 0.05306 156 105 36 15
475 Oh, and I've been sleeping great. 1.4231 0.05867 130 88 29 13
476 How should I know? Every time I try to count them, I doze off. 1.4231 0.05383 156 106 34 16
477 No, that's the problem. They all think for themselves. 1.4231 0.06165 130 91 23 16
478 Yeah,we're working from home today. Try calling our field office. 1.4228 0.05402 149 100 35 14
479 ...and thirty side salads. 1.4225 0.05770 142 98 28 16
480 Siri, call wolf. 1.4224 0.05617 161 114 26 21
481 Yeah...they let me work at home two days a week, and I'm in the field the other three. 1.4224 0.05260 161 109 36 16
482 It didn't work; better send up some Ambien. 1.4224 0.05334 161 110 34 17
483 That whole follow the star of Bethlehem thing didn't work. I ended up in downtown Cleveland. 1.4221 0.05588 154 107 29 18
484 Haven't slept in a week? My associates and I will be right over. 1.4221 0.05588 154 107 29 18
485 Send more sheep...I'm still awake! 1.4221 0.05028 154 100 43 11
486 Well, we got kicked out of Botanical Garden today, otherwise the trip's been great. 1.4221 0.05355 154 104 35 15
487 Room service? I need grass, a lot of grass- no, no,not pot. 1.4218 0.05623 147 101 30 16
488 Yeah, I'm back in the city, but I brought some work home with me. 1.4218 0.05192 147 96 40 11
489 I was tired of being sheepless in Seattle. 1.4217 0.05215 166 113 36 17
490 Just let her know I found them. 1.4217 0.05421 166 116 30 20
491 No, it's ok, I can talk. Just wrapping up a staff meeting. 1.4214 0.05078 159 105 41 13
492 Insomnia in room 34? I'm on it. 1.4214 0.05455 159 110 31 18
493 On Fridays I shepherd from home. 1.4211 0.05564 152 105 30 17
494 About that lawn mowing job? 1.4211 0.05158 152 100 40 12
495 Me? Not much. Watching some EweTube. 1.4207 0.05401 164 114 31 19
496 Remember? Fridays I work from home. 1.4207 0.05537 164 116 27 21
497 ...I got to 12, fell asleep, and in the morning they were still here. 1.4207 0.05401 164 114 31 19
498 Great news, we just signed a long term contract with the sleep clinic. 1.4207 0.05116 164 110 39 15
499 Sure, you can try the sleep meditation app; but we're here in the building. We can be there in ten minutes. 1.4207 0.05679 145 100 29 16
500 The price was right and there's a garden on the roof." 1.4204 0.05042 157 103 42 12
501 Predictably, they just want to see Times Square 1.4204 0.05356 157 107 34 16
502 I thought you said get the flock back to the apartment and bring the staff. 1.4204 0.05506 157 109 30 18
503 I thought you said this would help me sleep. 1.4200 0.05290 150 100 37 13
504 Bo, you left some of your stuff at my place... 1.4200 0.05374 150 101 35 14
505 Fourteen. How many did you get? 1.4199 0.04833 181 121 44 16
506 Do you have outdoor seating? 1.4198 0.04933 162 106 44 12
507 Quiet guys, it’s our agent about the Rockefeller Center Nativity 1.4196 0.05562 143 97 32 14
508 A rack of lamb medium rare; but could you deliver them in an unmarked container 1.4195 0.05037 174 118 39 17
509 I don't hear it. Must be on your end. 1.4194 0.05558 155 108 29 18
510 He’s still awake? Sure, I can send another herd, but these are my best jumpers and that’s overtime plus time and a half. 1.4189 0.05509 148 101 32 15
511 We're just going to watch the herding dog competition and then have a snack in central park. 1.4187 0.04813 160 103 47 10
512 Nope, I'm working from home today. 1.4184 0.05527 141 95 33 13
513 No. I tried it. I still can't sleep. 1.4184 0.05708 141 97 29 15
514 Yeah I’m not feeling great. I thought I’d work from home today. 1.4183 0.05131 153 101 40 12
515 They said pets were okay. 1.4183 0.05377 153 104 34 15
516 They're not lost they're having a sheep over 1.4183 0.05456 153 105 32 16
517 "You have 24 hours to come with the ransom, Ms. Bo-Peep " 1.4182 0.05305 165 114 33 18
518 Your ad for a private Peep Show was totally misleading. 1.4181 0.05038 177 121 38 18
519 Yeah, I'll be working from home today. 1.4178 0.05812 146 103 25 18
520 Nothing much--just been catching up on my sheep. 1.4178 0.05212 146 96 39 11
521 Sorry mom the job options are pretty limited when you have a degree in biblical studies... 1.4177 0.05252 158 107 36 15
522 I did. Twelve. 1.4173 0.05583 139 94 32 13
523 My border collie is on vacation. The temp service sent me a bichon frise who keeps herding us to the upper west side. 1.4173 0.06118 139 100 20 19
524 Okay, play date in Central Park. We'll met you there. 1.4172 0.05427 151 103 33 15
525 Working from home, why? 1.4167 0.05789 144 101 26 17
526 Yes, well they’re as confused as I am. 1.4167 0.05159 180 126 33 21
527 I don't know. I fall asleep every time I try to count them. 1.4167 0.05221 156 105 37 14
528 No, I said I wanted a room where I could get a ton of SLEEP. 1.4167 0.05618 144 99 30 15
529 I said, I wanted a room with a view...not a room full of ewes. 1.4167 0.05233 168 116 34 18
530 I think I misunderstood how Pay Per Ewe works. 1.4161 0.05471 161 113 29 19
531 I'm going to be working from home today. 1.4161 0.05479 149 102 32 15
532 He was already asleep when we got here. Do we still get paid? 1.4161 0.05642 149 104 28 17
533 Will someone be a lamb and get me a beer? 1.4161 0.05479 149 102 32 15
534 QVC...I'd like to order a border collie. 1.4161 0.05479 149 102 32 15
535 We've got nativity scenes in all five boroughs. 1.4161 0.05919 137 96 25 16
536 Room service, I'd like to order the L-A-M-B chops. 1.4161 0.05828 137 95 27 15
537 I’ve started working from home. 1.4160 0.05813 125 84 30 11
538 Bo's not here. I'm just the sitter. 1.4157 0.04887 178 120 42 16
539 On reflection, there were probably more practical sleeping-aids on the market. 1.4157 0.05279 166 115 33 18
540 Okay, tonight I'll try melatonin instead. 1.4156 0.05349 154 105 34 15
541 I thought you said “go home and get some sheep” 1.4156 0.05427 154 106 32 16
542 Now the only thing lost is the remote. 1.4156 0.05269 154 104 36 14
543 The pay isn't great, but they let me work from home. 1.4154 0.05437 130 85 36 9
544 I told the hotel I had some emotional support animals 1.4153 0.04914 183 125 40 18
545 Can’t talk now, I’m at my sleep therapy session. 1.4151 0.05071 159 106 40 13
546 Can I call you later? I’m about to take a nap. 1.4151 0.05376 159 110 32 17
547 Room service? Yes, hello Gwynneth, when I asked for a sleep aid,I had something a little different in mind. 1.4151 0.05449 159 111 30 18
548 Urban farming sounded a lot more glamorous than it is. 1.4150 0.05698 147 103 27 17
549 It takes “farm to table” to a whole new level. 1.4150 0.05184 147 97 39 11
550 They were here when I woke up. 1.4148 0.04991 176 120 39 17
551 We used to be abiding in the fields, but then I found out that calling them "emotional support sheep" would get us into a hotel. 1.4144 0.05254 181 129 29 23
552 Hello concierge, I’d like to know more about “farm to table” dining...? 1.4143 0.05910 140 99 24 17
553 Yes, the sheep are watching Fox News again. 1.4142 0.05275 169 118 32 19
554 I'd like the unlimited roaming bundle. 1.4142 0.05140 169 116 36 17
555 ...one turkey club...and thirty-seven sides of kale... 1.4142 0.05001 169 114 40 15
556 The condo board's gonna change their minds when they each get three bags full! 1.4140 0.05425 157 109 31 17
557 It's sleep you idiot, I need lots of SLEEP. 1.4140 0.05425 157 109 31 17
558 Yes, we can do the lawn and provide organic fertilizer all at the same time. 1.4140 0.05195 157 106 37 14
559 Maybe moving my business to the city wasn’t such a good idea. 1.4138 0.05140 145 95 40 10
560 Can you believe it? My landlord made me get rid of my sheep dog. 1.4138 0.05351 174 124 28 22
561 But now that's it morning, what do I do with them? 1.4138 0.05672 145 101 28 16
562 Thanks, but I think we're gonna stay in and watch the Rams game. 1.4138 0.05756 145 102 26 17
563 Mom, this whole 'urban farming' thing just isn't working out for me. 1.4138 0.04760 174 115 46 13
564 I’m the only one here rooting for the Rams. 1.4136 0.05373 162 113 31 18
565 Hi, it’s Bo, I’m not feeling well and will be working from home today... 1.4136 0.05373 162 113 31 18
566 Not much. Just waitin' for the Rams game to start. 1.4133 0.05367 150 102 34 14
567 It's called urban farming, Linda. 1.4133 0.05197 150 100 38 12
568 room service? one continental breakfast and a border collie 1.4133 0.05531 150 104 30 16
569 No, I'm still awake. I think they have to be jumping over a fence. 1.4132 0.04971 167 112 41 14
570 Siri, where is the meadow? 1.4132 0.05184 167 115 35 17
571 Don’t worry Mary. She’s here 1.4132 0.05184 167 115 35 17
572 I'm telling you, Herb, if you start watching the knitting channel you'll go all in like I did. 1.4132 0.04823 167 110 45 12
573 Yeah, this is the last time I order a merino sweater from the DIY network. 1.4128 0.05140 172 119 35 18
574 Listen up, Bo Peep. You get me ten grand in unmarked bills by noon tomorrow or they're all mutton, Got t? 1.4126 0.05899 143 102 23 18
575 Well, how do you feel about pets? Would that be a deal breaker? 1.4126 0.05282 143 95 37 11
576 They don’t miss the coyotes, of course. But they do find the wool carpets kinda creepy. 1.4126 0.05815 143 101 25 17
577 Sorry, I can’t talk right now. I’m watching Silence of the Lambs. 1.4125 0.05349 160 111 32 17
578 It takes four dogs to get them all in the same subway car. 1.4125 0.04967 160 106 42 12
579 Yes ma’am. An actual wolf is at my door. 1.4125 0.05494 160 113 28 19
580 It's chaos here because the building doesn't allow dogs. 1.4125 0.05123 160 108 38 14
581 No, this is Moe Peep. 1.4122 0.05667 148 104 27 17
582 Bob thanks, counting sheep did help me sleep last night, but what do I do with them during the day...? 1.4122 0.05502 148 102 31 15
583 I don't know how many there are. I'm trying to stay awake. 1.4121 0.05299 165 115 32 18
584 No, no, no. I don't sell them - I'm a sheep hoarder. 1.4118 0.05370 136 90 36 10
585 Room service? I'd like the shepherd's pie, please. 1.4118 0.05605 153 108 27 18
586 City that Never Sleeps, eh? We'll see about that. 1.4114 0.05397 158 110 31 17
587 No, I asked Alexa for a cheap wall clock, not a sheep wool flock. 1.4114 0.05397 158 110 31 17
588 Me? Oh, not much, mostly staring out my window and gathering wool" 1.4114 0.05397 158 110 31 17
589 I think you'll find I do have plenty of followers. 1.4110 0.05556 146 101 30 15
590 Yes, that’s right. I’m holding for Ms. Peep. 1.4110 0.05470 146 100 32 14
591 I don't get out as much since I've been working from home. 1.4110 0.05470 146 100 32 14
592 Is the rooftop open for grazing? 1.4107 0.05089 168 115 37 16
593 The landlord has no say. They’re licensed as Service Sheep. 1.4106 0.05581 151 106 28 17
594 Nothing, really. Just hanging with my Peeps. 1.4106 0.05420 151 104 32 15
595 I fell asleep counting sheep and when I woke up they're still here 1.4106 0.05420 151 104 32 15
596 Well, I've seen New York. Now I'd just like to get the flock outta here. 1.4104 0.05918 134 94 25 15
597 Good news, Bo. 1.4104 0.05049 173 119 37 17
598 I guess you were right, Mom. Some job-skills just don't transfer well to an urban environment. 1.4103 0.05134 156 105 38 13
599 They wanted to see "Silence of the Lambs" 1.4103 0.05447 156 109 30 17
600 For this afternoon, we have four votes for the Guggenheim and nine votes for Central Park. 1.4103 0.05447 156 109 30 17
601 Yes, I took the sleeping pills, but they're still here. 1.4103 0.05293 156 107 34 15
602 I invited some friends over to watch the Rams' game. 1.4103 0.05214 156 106 36 14
603 And the worst part is they only want to watch animal planet. 1.4103 0.04887 156 102 44 10
604 Oh, hey...Bo! Yep, it was my day to pick them up. Sorry about the confusion. 1.4103 0.05447 156 109 30 17
605 If you don't mind I'm going to work from home today. 1.4097 0.05253 144 96 37 11
606 Leave your message when you hear the bleat. 1.4096 0.04988 166 112 40 14
607 They couldn't sleep either, so we are all watching TV in your condo. 1.4094 0.05388 149 102 33 14
608 No, I said send them to my work address 1.4094 0.05091 171 118 36 17
609 Yeah, sometimes I tend to take work home with me. 1.4091 0.05261 154 105 35 14
610 Hello, room service? Send up one vodka martini and eleven shots of wheatgrass. 1.4091 0.05098 154 103 39 12
611 You're underpricing the sweaters. This wool was raised on Park Ave. 1.4091 0.05420 154 107 31 16
612 They are Emotional Support Animals: I count them to fall asleep. 1.4088 0.05443 159 112 29 18
613 Ms. Peep? I can tell you where to find them. 1.4088 0.05443 159 112 29 18
614 Oh, nothing really...just watching EweTube. 1.4088 0.05820 137 96 26 15
615 Yes, so I've received the sheep but I'm calling in regard to the goats. 1.4085 0.05667 142 99 28 15
616 Yeah, I decided to work from home today. 1.4083 0.04924 169 114 41 14
617 Yeah, I’m working from home today, why? 1.4083 0.05336 169 120 29 20
618 Listen Peep, if you ever want to see them again, be at the barn at midnight. 1.4080 0.06435 125 91 17 17
619 Please leave your message after the bleat. 1.4079 0.05471 152 106 30 16
620 Good Shepherd House Sitting, may I help you? 1.4079 0.05628 152 108 26 18
621 I don't know how many there are. Every time I try counting them I fall asleep! 1.4079 0.05550 152 107 28 17
622 Miss Peep? I have some good news. 1.4079 0.05391 152 105 32 15
623 No. They wouldn’t let me into Central Park without a roll of plastic baggies. 1.4079 0.05310 152 104 34 14
624 I know the lease specifies no pets; these are clients. 1.4076 0.05266 157 108 34 15
625 In the long run it's cheaper than Ambien. 1.4076 0.05188 157 107 36 14
626 They found me. 1.4076 0.05108 157 106 38 13
627 Yes, Bo's going to be fine. It's just a staff infection. 1.4076 0.05343 157 109 32 16
628 Clearly I misunderstood, insomnia is now the least of my problems. 1.4074 0.05222 162 112 34 16
629 No, I won't say "sheep-sitter" three times. 1.4074 0.05437 162 115 28 19
630 I had to accept the fact I was done herding cats. 1.4072 0.05315 167 118 30 19
631 It’s going to have to wait, Melania. I’m meeting with my base. 1.4071 0.05635 140 97 29 14
632 I hate bringing work home. 1.4070 0.04999 172 118 38 16
633 No, I asked for free shipping. 1.4070 0.05134 172 120 34 18
634 Uh Oh, I thought your message said get some sheep tonight. 1.4069 0.05315 145 98 35 12
635 Hi Doc, on second thought I think I’ll go with the Melatonin. 1.4069 0.05405 145 99 33 13
636 Yes, this is Natural Sleep Aids. How may I help you? 1.4069 0.05579 145 101 29 15
637 No, it didn’t help counting them. Now what? 1.4069 0.05831 145 104 23 18
638 I ordered grass. Why do you keep calling it weed? 1.4067 0.05524 150 105 29 16
639 Hello Seattle, are you sheepless? 1.4065 0.05469 155 109 29 17
640 I counted them before bed, but they were still here when I woke up. 1.4062 0.05116 160 109 37 14
641 Ok, I'm awake. Now what do I do with them? 1.4059 0.05109 170 118 35 17
642 Yes, clear my schedule, I´m working from home today. 1.4058 0.05693 138 96 28 14
643 You would like to order three bags full, no problem. 1.4056 0.05457 143 98 32 13
644 Hi, yes, my name is Jerod Hanson, and my order number is 867329. Well, it seems we have a mix up. You see, I ordered a set of sheets...Hello?? 1.4056 0.04837 180 123 41 16
645 Bo-Peep,it's Dad. I found them. 1.4056 0.05088 180 127 33 20
646 If things get out of hand, I'll put on "Silence of the Lambs." 1.4054 0.05494 148 103 30 15
647 They show up every time I watch FOX news. 1.4054 0.05659 148 105 26 17
648 I don't take my work home with me, it just seems to follow. 1.4052 0.05200 153 104 36 13
649 We’ll be right over. Right now we’re watching EweTube. 1.4052 0.05362 153 106 32 15
650 Boss, it's Tom. I overslept. 1.4052 0.04945 153 101 42 10
651 Where’s that border collie I ordered? 1.4049 0.05122 163 112 36 15
652 What I said was, I'd get you a room for CHEAP! 1.4048 0.05289 168 119 30 19
653 Guess what they don't allow on The Sheep Meadow.... 1.4044 0.06120 136 99 19 18
654 Honey, just a heads-up, I brought some work home. 1.4044 0.05657 136 94 29 13
655 The listing said 'no kids', so we left the goats at home. 1.4044 0.04964 183 128 36 19
656 No, no, the room service has been great but we will need housekeeping up here soon! 1.4044 0.04587 183 122 48 13
657 What do I do if they followed me ALL the way home? 1.4043 0.05419 141 96 33 12
658 Hello, Bo? 1.4043 0.05692 141 99 27 15
659 Just to let you know that I'll be working from home today. 1.4041 0.05196 146 98 37 11
660 My therapist told me I was far too literal and suggested I try counting sheep. 1.4041 0.05632 146 103 27 16
661 I left them alone, and they came home, bringing their tails behind them. How they made it up the elevator I'll never know. 1.4041 0.05286 146 99 35 12
662 I thought I signed up for a sleep study not a sheep study. 1.4041 0.05958 146 107 19 20
663 Yes, I’d like to report a fleecing. 1.4040 0.05247 151 103 35 13
664 Hello? Ms. Peep? I think I have something that belongs to you. 1.4040 0.05330 151 104 33 14
665 Next time I'd just like a room with a ewe. 1.4040 0.05330 151 104 33 14
666 You know, I thought "work from home" would be more relaxing... 1.4038 0.05207 156 107 35 14
667 Doc, you gotta give me something to stop the bleating! 1.4038 0.05440 156 110 29 17
668 I hate auto-correct. How was I to know you meant sheets? 1.4038 0.05207 156 107 35 14
669 How did I become the leader of the #EweToo movement? 1.4038 0.05440 156 110 29 17
670 I doubt the wolf can get past our doorman 1.4038 0.05207 156 107 35 14
671 It's hard to tell how many I own - every time I count I fall asleep. 1.4037 0.05459 161 115 27 19
672 The rent's more than I wanted to pay, but it's nice to be so close to the Park. 1.4037 0.05091 161 110 37 14
673 You heard right: one veggie pizza and twelve sides of clover. 1.4035 0.04948 171 117 39 15
674 All I think about is ewe. 1.4035 0.05218 171 121 31 19
675 She may be using her maiden name, Bo Peep. 1.4034 0.05171 176 125 31 20
676 Watching the flock by night is much easier now that we have cable. 1.4033 0.04816 181 124 41 16
677 So have they caught the Wolf of Wall Street yet? 1.4029 0.05841 139 99 24 16
678 I really got fleeced on this airbnb. 1.4029 0.05751 139 98 26 15
679 But it’s the counting that keeps me up. 1.4028 0.05427 144 99 32 13
680 Why yes,we are watching EweTube... 1.4028 0.05773 144 103 24 17
681 Hold on, I'm getting another bleat 1.4027 0.05546 149 105 28 16
682 No Thanks, we're gonna stay in and watch EweTube! 1.4026 0.05172 154 105 36 13
683 That’s twelve fresh wild green salads delivered to the Shepherd apartment. 1.4026 0.05334 154 107 32 15
684 Not much, just working from home today. 1.4026 0.05413 154 108 30 16
685 My lease says no pets, but I’m not losing any sleep over it. 1.4026 0.05491 154 109 28 17
686 Hello room service. Would you send up a Border Collie ? 1.4026 0.05413 154 108 30 16
687 I told you, I already counted the sheep. Now they’re keepin’ me up. 1.4025 0.05212 159 110 34 15
688 I"d like to sell my stock options. 1.4025 0.05509 159 114 26 19
689 I said views, not ewes! 1.4022 0.04917 179 124 38 17
690 Well, yes, but there is an upside. I've stopped having trouble falling asleep. 1.4016 0.05729 127 87 29 11
691 I have no idea. Every time I try to count them, I pass out. 1.4015 0.05811 137 97 25 15
692 I’m trying to relax, but my work keeps following me home. 1.4014 0.05294 142 96 35 11
693 I don't feel as motivated working from home. 1.4014 0.05388 142 97 33 12
694 Yeah, I found them. They were watching Netflix. 1.4014 0.05345 147 101 33 13
695 I don't know doc, I might prefer just taking Ambien. 1.4014 0.05257 147 100 35 12
696 My only concern is that that they might try to fleece me. 1.4013 0.05464 152 107 29 16
697 About a dozen followers... how about you? 1.4013 0.05335 157 110 31 16
698 So am I to understand that Alpine Meadows Apartments has no alpine meadows ? 1.4013 0.05258 157 109 33 15
699 Yes sir. Yes sir. Three apartments full. 1.4013 0.05335 157 110 31 16
700 You Tell Little Bo Peep I'm willing to make a deal now." 1.4013 0.05411 157 111 29 17
701 I still can't get to sleep. Do you think I need more sheep? 1.4013 0.05335 157 110 31 16
702 Still awake...could you send up another dozen? 1.4012 0.05140 162 112 35 15
703 They don't seem to like cooking shows. 1.4011 0.05084 177 125 33 19
704 No sir. I have not lost my mind. I have lost my way. 1.4000 0.05806 140 100 24 16
705 Yes, you heard me right. I need 3 pounds of hay, 3 pounds of barley and a double cheeseburger, no fries. 1.4000 0.05626 140 98 28 14
706 What makes you think I miss the ranch? 1.4000 0.04924 165 112 40 13
707 We'll have the salad. 1.4000 0.05571 145 102 28 15
708 Yes, I'm on the lam! 1.4000 0.04795 175 119 42 14
709 Yes, it has been an adjustment to move to the city but I do have my sleep aids. 1.4000 0.04822 170 115 42 13
710 Ok. Let's see. There's one, two, umm.... Zzz... 1.4000 0.05462 155 110 28 17
711 I got a bit carried away at the farmer's market 1.4000 0.05181 150 102 36 12
712 Actually, Mary, I do have a question about your airbnb rental. 1.4000 0.05335 160 113 30 17
713 Hey Bo. No worries. I said I wanted to watch the Rams and they all just followed. 1.4000 0.05434 150 105 30 15
714 No, I herd ewe—that’s the problem. 1.4000 0.05985 145 107 18 20
715 I'm sorry, I overslept. 1.4000 0.05215 165 116 32 17
716 Hi Bo? Yep, I found them 1.4000 0.05396 145 100 32 13
717 Found 'em. 1.4000 0.05181 150 102 36 12
718 Relax, Bo, I found them. They’ve got an Airbnb in Manhattan. 1.4000 0.05626 140 98 28 14
719 I get so much more done when I 'm working from home. 1.4000 0.04863 175 120 40 15
720 Hey Mary, about last night... 1.3990 0.04825 193 136 37 20
721 Oh, is the big game on? I'm out in the field with the sheep, they're fine." 1.3989 0.04861 188 132 37 19
722 We're here until the cows come home. 1.3989 0.05184 178 128 29 21
723 Sure, it’s risky, but it’s our last chance to catch the wolf of Wall Street. 1.3988 0.05103 173 122 33 18
724 I was able to fall asleep last night, but now what should I do with all the sheep? 1.3988 0.05233 173 124 29 20
725 So bring home some garlic,rosemary,and olive oil. I've got the rest. 1.3988 0.05036 173 121 35 17
726 Don’t worry about my end, you got the mint jelly? 1.3988 0.05415 168 122 25 21
727 Got us all in one hotel room, but I had to pull the wool over their eyes. 1.3988 0.05541 163 119 23 21
728 The sign specifically said 'No Dogs.' 1.3988 0.05261 163 115 31 17
729 Yeah, I found ‘em. Always the last place you look. 1.3988 0.05332 163 116 29 18
730 I don't care if the collie needs a mental health day, I've got reservations at 7 and someone has to cover! 1.3987 0.04995 158 107 39 12
731 No, I was not aware of the “you count ‘em, you keep ‘em policy” 1.3987 0.05457 158 113 27 18
732 I like to travel light, so I'm only bringing my carry-on and my emotional support animals. 1.3987 0.05383 158 112 29 17
733 Yeah, it's not working. I'm still awake. 1.3987 0.05231 158 110 33 15
734 Yes. I know that dogs and cats aren't allowed in the building. 1.3987 0.05274 153 106 33 14
735 Could I interest you in three bags full? 1.3987 0.05434 153 108 29 16
736 Jim’s sleeping service, how may I help you? 1.3987 0.05513 153 109 27 17
737 I was out of ambien. 1.3986 0.05229 148 101 35 12
738 I've gone above and beyond, Doc, and I still can't sleep. 1.3986 0.05140 148 100 37 11
739 I tell you, nothing beats working remotely. 1.3986 0.05140 148 100 37 11
740 Would you please tell Rachel to stop describing the Trump administration as a bunch of sheep? She’s hurting their feeelings. 1.3986 0.05316 148 102 33 13
741 So this is what restore mode does on the new washing machine 1.3986 0.05890 148 109 19 20
742 As it turns out, it's alot easier to control Trump supporters than I thought. 1.3986 0.05538 143 100 29 14
743 What are your policies on working from home? 1.3986 0.05713 143 102 25 16
744 Business is great. A lot of people in this town have trouble sleeping these days. 1.3986 0.05170 143 96 37 10
745 Overqualified for the Nativity," my ass 1.3986 0.05713 143 102 25 16
746 Yeah, they helped me fall asleep but now what do I do with them? 1.3978 0.04745 181 124 42 15
747 Hang on a second: I think the wolf is at the door. 1.3977 0.04973 176 123 36 17
748 ...just watching TV, but I keep falling asleep. Dunno why. 1.3977 0.05078 171 120 34 17
749 I love this new job. The boss lets me work from home on Fridays. 1.3977 0.05010 171 119 36 16
750 A little problem checking in but they qualified as emotional support animals. 1.3976 0.05189 166 117 32 17
751 Yes, the sheep are with me, and the cows are in the corn. 1.3975 0.05159 161 112 34 15
752 She took the kids, but I've got the lambs. 1.3975 0.05307 161 114 30 17
753 I DID leave them alone. They still came home, wagging their tails behind them! 1.3975 0.05083 161 111 36 14
754 If you're out of divey, do you have any doats? 1.3975 0.05592 161 118 22 21
755 We're just settling down to watch a RAMS game. 1.3975 0.05380 161 115 28 18
756 Bo Peep here. Found them. 1.3974 0.05199 156 108 34 14
757 These days I mostly work from home. 1.3974 0.05432 156 111 28 17
758 Longtime herder, first-time caller... 1.3974 0.05278 156 109 32 15
759 Working from home has been challenging. 1.3974 0.04979 151 101 40 10
760 I’m not buzzing you in, you still sound like a wolf. 1.3974 0.05644 151 109 24 18
761 And I still can't sleep. 1.3974 0.04979 151 101 40 10
762 Janet, I'm working from home today. 1.3974 0.05566 151 108 26 17
763 I counted them, now what? 1.3973 0.05366 146 101 32 13
764 I have to change the channel when Wolf Blitzer comes on. 1.3973 0.05366 146 101 32 13
765 No, not much, just tending my flock...and thou? 1.3972 0.05315 141 96 34 11
766 Just a little ewe tube... 1.3972 0.05409 141 97 32 12
767 Ok, I can admit we’re lost. 1.3972 0.05502 141 98 30 13
768 Well the landlord said no cats. 1.3972 0.05502 141 98 30 13
769 I mean actual grass. I just need real grass. 1.3972 0.05683 141 100 26 15
770 One pepperoni and cheese and 30 salads. 1.3972 0.05593 141 99 28 14
771 Other than the daily trek to Central Park for grazing, it's a pretty good pet sitting gig. 1.3971 0.05036 136 89 40 7
772 They're settling in quite well; but still a little spooked by "Fox" news. 1.3971 0.05837 136 97 24 15
773 You say you can't sleep? What's your address? 1.3969 0.05701 131 91 28 12
774 Hello, yes, this is Little Boy Blue. No, the sheep aren’t in the meadow. 1.3967 0.06039 121 85 24 12
775 So apparently, ‘Silence of the Lambs’ really freaks them out too. 1.3966 0.05160 179 129 29 21
776 I'm working from home these days. 1.3966 0.05013 174 122 35 17
777 I'm housesitting for Mary. 1.3966 0.05013 174 122 35 17
778 For the last time this is NOT BO-Peep and I know exactly where all my sheep are 1.3966 0.06348 116 83 20 13
779 Yes, I'd like to file a complaint. No one told me they would still be here when I woke up. 1.3964 0.05051 169 118 35 16
780 Staff meeting. 1.3963 0.04864 164 111 41 12
781 They wanted to come indoors and watch Fox news to see what our President was telling them to do next. 1.3963 0.05089 164 114 35 15
782 Yeah can I get a General Tso’s Chicken and fourteen salads? 1.3962 0.05204 159 111 33 15
783 I'd like to inquire about the reward money offered by Little Bo Beep. 1.3962 0.05127 159 110 35 14
784 You know how it is. One of them gets into Game of Thrones and then ALL of them wanna watch Game of Thrones.” 1.3962 0.05127 159 110 35 14
785 Mary, pick up! We need to talk. 1.3961 0.05246 154 107 33 14
786 Actually, they found me. 1.3960 0.05538 149 106 27 16
787 No, no Mom: URban shepherd. Yes, it’s a thing. 1.3960 0.05200 149 102 35 12
788 Yo Bo Peep,call me ASAP 1.3960 0.05287 149 103 33 13
789 Amazon is next day shipping a border collie. 1.3960 0.05287 149 103 33 13
790 Hanging with the flock. You? 1.3960 0.05200 149 102 35 12
791 I think I'll try Melatonin. 1.3957 0.05557 139 97 29 13
792 Hello, Good Shepherd Hospital? I'd like to speak with someone in Purchasing. 1.3957 0.05066 139 92 39 8
793 I'm not sure how many there are I keep falling asleep before I finish counting them. 1.3957 0.05742 139 99 25 15
794 Just watching “silence of the lambs”...you? 1.3955 0.04818 177 122 40 15
795 It’s more of a working vacation. 1.3953 0.04705 172 116 44 12
796 How do I order "The Silence of the Lambs" ? 1.3952 0.05164 167 118 32 17
797 No, they actually keep me awake. 1.3952 0.05093 167 117 34 16
798 Where do you live and what time do you want to start falling asleep tonight? 1.3951 0.05133 162 113 34 15
799 Your mother and I are concerned, that's all, Bo. 1.3951 0.05207 162 114 32 16
800 And then I woke up... 1.3951 0.05352 162 116 28 18
801 Ms. Bo-Peep? I think I found something of yours. 1.3947 0.05126 152 104 36 12
802 Bo Peep? I found them! 1.3947 0.05456 152 108 28 16
803 It all starts with one little lamb and then 30 years later you ask yourself, "Where did Mary go?" 1.3947 0.05294 152 106 32 14
804 Mom you were right, the city is no place for me. 1.3947 0.05211 152 105 34 13
805 No, I'm not in a relationship with any of my roommates--well, maybe one. 1.3947 0.05211 152 105 34 13
806 Of course it's hell crossing 42cd St. and Times Square but I've never slept better in my life. 1.3947 0.05211 152 105 34 13
807 Urban shepherd, how may I help? 1.3947 0.05211 152 105 34 13
808 Mom, you were the only one that believed I could make it in the city. 1.3946 0.04731 185 128 41 16
809 I’m more of a sheep hoarder. 1.3946 0.05675 147 106 24 17
810 It's not ewe, it's me. 1.3946 0.05837 147 108 20 19
811 Yeah, well how many real followers do you have? 1.3946 0.05508 147 104 28 15
812 I'm herding remotely today. 1.3944 0.04694 180 123 43 14
813 Thy rod and thy staff they comfort me but the sheep gotta go. 1.3944 0.05378 142 98 32 12
814 No mom, I don't know how many. When I try, I just fall asleep. 1.3944 0.05285 142 97 34 11
815 This isn't the first time the cable company has fleeced me. 1.3939 0.04916 165 113 39 13
816 I work from home today. 1.3939 0.05136 165 116 33 16
817 A dozen mixed green salads and one lamb chops to Room 357 please. 1.3939 0.05964 132 95 22 15
818 No, I lost count when I fell asleep. 1.3939 0.05278 165 118 29 18
819 I’ve already tried that, and I still can’t sleep! 1.3939 0.05484 165 121 23 21
820 what do you mean, "not literally"? 1.3939 0.05348 165 119 27 19
821 Big teeth, hairy, trench coat and fedora? No, don’t let him in. 1.3938 0.05253 160 113 31 16
822 Front desk? Thank you for your thoughtfulness, but I said I need some sleep after a rough day. 1.3935 0.05454 155 111 27 17
823 It may be a hallucination but it helps me sleep 1.3935 0.05298 155 109 31 15
824 yeah, I'm working from home this week... 1.3935 0.05218 155 108 33 14
825 No. This is Mr. Peep. She's out Christmas Shopping. 1.3933 0.05426 150 106 29 15
826 Room service. I’m having trouble falling asleep.Could you send more sheep. 1.3933 0.05746 150 110 21 19
827 Bo? Yes, they’re here. 1.3933 0.05343 150 105 31 14
828 No, I said I'm a sheep hoarder not a sheep herder... 1.3933 0.05343 150 105 31 14
829 What makes you think I’m working from home? 1.3933 0.05258 150 104 33 13
830 It isn't wild here - but it is woolly. 1.3931 0.05297 145 100 33 12
831 No, I DON'T have a dog in my room. I'm trying to tell you that I'm a German shepherd! 1.3931 0.05206 145 99 35 11
832 Mary? It happened again. 1.3929 0.05068 168 118 34 16
833 What do you mean you were just being metaphorical? 1.3929 0.04998 168 117 36 15
834 Thanks, but I'm still can't fall asleep. 1.3929 0.05238 140 95 35 10
835 I've checked the Condo by-laws and there is nothing about sheep anywhere. 1.3929 0.04704 168 113 44 11
836 Yeh, I know, but the tax break makes it worth it. 1.3929 0.05335 140 96 33 11
837 I said to buy STOCK in wool not a FLOCK of wool! 1.3929 0.05431 140 97 31 12
838 Hello,operator. I would like to report a lost border collie. 1.3929 0.05238 140 95 35 10
839 I can’t ever just relax, my work keeps following me home. 1.3926 0.05032 163 113 36 14
840 Oh, nothing much. Just wool gathering. 1.3926 0.05032 163 113 36 14
841 It’s great! The only downside to Air B&B is caring for the owners’ pets. 1.3926 0.05573 135 94 29 12
842 I'd like one small pepperoni pizza and three hundred garden salads. 1.3922 0.05265 153 107 32 14
843 I asked for a room with a view, not a ewe. 1.3922 0.05014 153 104 38 11
844 Oh, no no no! I really love the DIY sweater kit. It’s a great gift. 1.3920 0.06000 125 89 23 13
845 What do you mean my border collie got himself a separate room? 1.3919 0.05561 148 106 26 16
846 Actually, they’re very independent politically. 1.3919 0.05307 148 103 32 13
847 ...Oh, and a dozen sides of grass. 1.3918 0.04863 171 118 39 14
848 The ad said pets welcome. 1.3918 0.04719 171 116 43 12
849 I left them alone and they came home, but I’m damned if I know how they dragged their tails to the 32nd floor. 1.3918 0.05071 171 121 33 17
850 No, I had to bring work home with me again. 1.3916 0.05255 143 98 34 11
851 I already called room service. Apparently grass isn't legal here. 1.3916 0.05439 143 100 30 13
852 The view is great. Also, you're out of sprouts. 1.3916 0.05348 143 99 32 12
853 I'm just not sure this whole working from home trend is for me. 1.3916 0.05182 166 118 31 17
854 Bo Peep, B-O, P-E-E-P. Tell her the babysitter has to leave. 1.3916 0.05111 166 117 33 16
855 Ah, you know... same sheep, different day. 1.3916 0.04817 166 113 41 12
856 I told you they go everywhere I go. 1.3916 0.05111 166 117 33 16
857 I'm sorry, did you just tell me to get the "flock" out of the apartment? 1.3916 0.05111 166 117 33 16
858 Yes, we’ve moved to higher pastures. 1.3913 0.05151 161 113 33 15
859 Hey Bo, you left some stuff at my place. 1.3913 0.05300 161 115 29 17
860 I decided to work at home today. 1.3913 0.05300 161 115 29 17
861 Good. Ewe? 1.3913 0.05858 138 100 22 16
862 Yeah I think i'll take the Ambien now, this ain't working 1.3910 0.05424 156 112 27 17
863 The Powerball win hasn't changed me at all. 1.3910 0.05424 156 112 27 17
864 I've decided to work from home for a while. 1.3910 0.05348 156 111 29 16
865 Just got in town. We’re staying in an Air bah-and-bah. 1.3910 0.05270 156 110 31 15
866 I took your advice. I left them alone and they came home wagging their tails behind them. 1.3910 0.04946 156 106 39 11
867 Yes, and a bucket of mint jelly. 1.3907 0.05477 151 108 27 16
868 Yes, I understand, but I thought the grass would be greener here. 1.3906 0.05789 128 90 26 12
869 The condo board can drop dead. They knew our family name was "Peep" when they approved us. 1.3905 0.04973 169 118 36 15
870 They won't go outside--they've heard about the wolf of Wall Street. 1.3904 0.05699 146 106 23 17
871 I told Siri to go to 'Sleep' mode, but it got lost in translation. 1.3904 0.05268 146 101 33 12
872 It didn't work, I still can't sleep. 1.3904 0.05085 146 99 37 10
873 YES I'M AWAKE! I tried everything. 1.3902 0.05505 164 121 22 21
874 I actually prefer this dream to the one where I get to work and realize I forgot my pants. 1.3901 0.05399 141 98 31 12
875 We're binge watching Netflocks 1.3901 0.05399 141 98 31 12
876 Hello, Little Bo Peep? I think I found them. 1.3899 0.05196 159 112 32 15
877 I'm calling about your roaming fees 1.3899 0.05040 159 110 36 13
878 Hi Boss, I'll be working from home today. 1.3899 0.05196 159 112 32 15
879 I need a Border Collie. 1.3897 0.05441 136 94 31 11
880 Well, they said it works better than Ambien. 1.3897 0.05237 136 92 35 9
881 We made it to the hotel by hook and by crook. 1.3897 0.05441 136 94 31 11
882 I'm telling you, just leave them alone and they'll come home. 1.3896 0.05237 154 108 32 14
883 I’m not sure how many. I keep falling asleep when I try to count them. 1.3896 0.05552 154 112 24 18
884 Of course I’m alone. There’ll never be another ewe. 1.3895 0.05179 172 124 29 19
885 You can take them away now, I'm awake. 1.3893 0.05363 149 105 30 14
886 Yeah, sometimes I have to bring home some work 1.3893 0.05278 149 104 32 13
887 My lawyer says don’t move until the border collies arrive. 1.3893 0.05363 149 105 30 14
888 Peep here. You won't believe where I finally found them. 1.3892 0.04718 167 113 43 11
889 12, but who's counting? 1.3892 0.04794 167 114 41 12
890 Alexa, I said SLEEP not sheep 1.3892 0.04967 185 133 32 20
891 Do you deliver grass? No, real grass; the green kind. 1.3889 0.05317 144 100 32 12
892 No, not a sheep hoarder, a herder, a sheep herder. 1.3889 0.05125 162 114 33 15
893 Your doorman is super uptight. 1.3889 0.04895 162 111 39 12
894 I don't care if it exceeds my deductible, I would prefer some actual sleeping pills. 1.3889 0.05671 144 104 24 16
895 The way I figure -- I should be asleep by now. 1.3885 0.05084 157 109 35 13
896 Yes, that’s right - twelve emotional support animals. They work as a team. 1.3885 0.05395 157 113 27 17
897 Not much, just watching the Rams game. 1.3885 0.05084 157 109 35 13
898 No! I said I wanted lots of sleep tonight! 1.3885 0.05545 157 115 23 19
899 No, I said "I'm getting the flock out of here, the FLOCK..." 1.3885 0.05911 139 102 20 17
900 With Amazon Prime, I got free shipping 1.3882 0.05088 170 121 32 17
901 I'm not sure this farm-to-sofa movement is gonna take off. 1.3882 0.04878 170 118 38 14
902 Good news honey, I got the job! 1.3882 0.05031 152 104 37 11
903 No I don't keep an exact count, I tried that once and fell asleep on the job. 1.3881 0.05597 134 94 28 12
904 Acme Sleep Services. May I help you? 1.3881 0.05890 134 97 22 15
905 Not counting the sheep, it's just me and my staff. 1.3879 0.05271 165 119 28 18
906 -In my defense, they are certified "emotional support animals". 1.3879 0.04908 165 114 38 13
907 If by lost you mean disconnected from the land, and living on the 14th floor in the upper east side, and watching Fox, MSNBC & CNN all day long, then yes, lost. 1.3878 0.05748 147 108 21 18
908 Does it really matter how many? 1.3878 0.05239 147 102 33 12
909 No, just the mint jelly." 1.3878 0.05583 147 106 25 16
910 Yeah, it’s like Uber for insomnia. 1.3875 0.05319 160 115 28 17
911 It's not a party, it's a staff meeting. 1.3873 0.04982 142 95 39 8
912 Oh, just abiding. And you? 1.3873 0.05274 142 98 33 11
913 Hi, do you have "Silence of the Lambs" on pay-per-view? 1.3873 0.04817 173 120 39 14
914 They offered flexible working hours and the possibility to work from home... 1.3873 0.04887 173 121 37 15
915 It's OK, they're comfort animals. 1.3873 0.05022 173 123 33 17
916 ....oh nothing. Just watching the dog show with some friends from upstate. 1.3873 0.04955 173 122 35 16
917 Not much, just counting sheep, how about you? 1.3871 0.05209 155 109 32 14
918 They seem to prefer Wolf Blitzer to Fox News. 1.3871 0.05128 155 108 34 13
919 Getting sleepy. I need to go now. 1.3869 0.04918 168 117 37 14
920 It's 2018 mother......they identify as sheeple. 1.3869 0.05200 168 121 29 18
921 Well, I don't bring my work home very often. 1.3869 0.04990 168 118 35 15
922 No Mom, I'm sleeping fine now. 1.3869 0.04918 168 117 37 14
923 It hasn't been the same since the sheepdog won the lottery. 1.3869 0.05698 137 98 25 14
924 Yes, they're definitely locally raised. 1.3867 0.04804 150 100 42 8
925 Yeah, and I'm still wide awake. 1.3867 0.05417 150 107 28 15
926 Miss Peep? I found them! 1.3867 0.05499 150 108 26 16
927 The good news is that I no longer have insomnia. 1.3865 0.04871 163 112 39 12
928 I swear it's better than ambien... 1.3865 0.04793 163 111 41 11
929 Well my insurance didn't cover the sleeping pills, so we've been trying alternative medicine. 1.3865 0.05173 163 116 31 16
930 Lost a ram transferring at 14th, but otherwise fine. How was your commute? 1.3864 0.04758 176 122 40 14
931 I would like a wake up call when I am done counting. 1.3864 0.04893 176 124 36 16
932 I got the room through Air-Baa-n-Baa. 1.3864 0.05756 132 94 25 13
933 Well yes, Henderson, you do start with a little lamb. But that seven percent annual return really starts to kick in down the line. 1.3864 0.05552 132 92 29 11
934 Can't tell if it's insomnia or if my work followed me home again. 1.3862 0.05466 145 103 28 14
935 You won't believe who I went home with last night. 1.3862 0.05466 145 103 28 14
936 Good Morning, City Sheep Sitter Services 1.3861 0.05515 158 116 23 19
937 Yes, I am working from home today 1.3861 0.05057 158 110 35 13
938 Tried that. I still can’t sleep. 1.3861 0.05057 158 110 35 13
939 I found them. 1.3861 0.05137 158 111 33 14
940 So my psychiatrist said, try counting sheep 1.3861 0.04977 158 109 37 12
941 Nothing much. Just watching the Rams. 1.3860 0.04855 171 119 38 14
942 I don't think I can make Bethlehem 1.3860 0.04855 171 119 38 14
943 So if I say the items do not match the description will I get free return shipping? 1.3857 0.05787 140 102 22 16
944 How can a field be on backorder?! 1.3857 0.05698 140 101 24 15
945 I'M TELLING YOU THE TRUTH. I JUST WOKE UP AND I AM STILL COUNTING SHEEP. 1.3856 0.05005 153 105 37 11
946 I can't now, I'm in the middle of something. 1.3856 0.05650 153 113 21 19
947 Yea, they were all here when I woke up 1.3856 0.05090 153 106 35 12
948 I always knew I had leadership potential. 1.3856 0.05417 153 110 27 16
949 More like Airbnbaa. 1.3856 0.05090 153 106 35 12
950 Yes , I understand this is a much more natural method but honestly, a sleeping pill is just so much easier. 1.3855 0.05103 166 118 32 16
951 And then I thought, what better training for being President? 1.3855 0.05174 166 119 30 17
952 They weren't listening. I said the Lord is their shepherd, not me. 1.3855 0.04958 166 116 36 14
953 Just waiting for the cable guy. I'm working from home today. 1.3852 0.05462 135 94 30 11
954 I'm definitely sleeping better, and the only side effect is manure. 1.3851 0.05383 148 105 29 14
955 Yes Ms. Peep, I’ve found them. 1.3851 0.05383 148 105 29 14
956 Thanks for trying, Room Service, but I still can’t sleep. 1.3851 0.04863 174 122 37 15
957 When she asked me to take care of her pets, I had no idea who she really was. 1.3851 0.04863 174 122 37 15
958 You know how it is, if you don't get it done at the office you take it home. 1.3846 0.04936 156 107 38 11
959 The lease said "no dogs." 1.3846 0.05337 143 100 31 12
960 Finders keepers, Bo Peep. 1.3846 0.05020 156 108 36 12
961 Just watching Ewe Tube. You? 1.3846 0.05244 143 99 33 11
962 Leave a message at the bleat 1.3846 0.05261 156 111 30 15
963 There are too many to count. I keep falling asleep. 1.3842 0.04870 177 125 36 16
964 ...but on the bright side, at least I'm sleeping better lately. 1.3841 0.04769 164 112 41 11
965 The black one's missing again. 1.3841 0.04923 164 114 37 13
966 Not much. Just gathering wool. 1.3841 0.05387 151 108 28 15
967 You're just gonna have to take my word on it, I'm not counting again 1.3841 0.04960 151 103 38 10
968 I'm just going to do a head count and then fall asleep. 1.3841 0.05304 151 107 30 14
969 Well, I gotta get the flock out of here. 1.3841 0.05135 151 105 34 12
970 Yes he's right here, I'll put him on. 1.3837 0.05039 172 123 32 17
971 The hardest part was getting them into the elevator. 1.3837 0.05106 172 124 30 18
972 It's just until they find the wolf 1.3836 0.04952 159 110 37 12
973 Thank goodness there are still some things you can count on. 1.3836 0.05187 159 113 31 15
974 We got a little lost, and I’m afraid we ended up at the wrong Dakota. 1.3836 0.05110 159 112 33 14
975 Did I tell you I'm working from home now? 1.3836 0.05258 146 102 32 12
976 Yep, first time in the Big Apple. Nope, got it through Airbnb. The listing said “Pets ok” so I jumped on it. 1.3836 0.05167 146 101 34 11
977 Can you stop at the store on your way home? We need a bottle of Woolite. 1.3836 0.05434 146 104 28 14
978 I told Little Bo that if she wants them, she knows where to find me. 1.3836 0.04885 146 98 40 8
979 Hello I'm calling about the meadow 1.3835 0.05198 133 90 35 8
980 Seriously, the hook makes all the difference. 1.3832 0.04860 167 116 38 13
981 I'm taking farm-to-table to a whole new level. 1.3831 0.04978 154 106 37 11
982 Yeah, the're still voting for Trump. 1.3830 0.05482 141 100 28 13
983 I'm telling you, nothing herds them better than Fox News. 1.3827 0.05264 162 117 28 17
984 I thought you said this was a cheap hotel. 1.3826 0.05437 149 107 27 15
985 I can’t complain—it’s a reverse commute. 1.3826 0.05602 149 109 23 17
986 Yes, my sheep has come in. 1.3826 0.05181 149 104 33 12
987 No, tried that. Still awake" 1.3824 0.05529 136 96 28 12
988 I'm livin' the dream! 1.3822 0.04911 157 108 38 11
989 Yes, this is Trump Rally headquarters. 1.3822 0.05824 157 120 14 23
990 No, Mr. Landlord, YOU get the flock out of here! 1.3822 0.05462 157 115 24 18
991 but on Airbnb you said there were lots of places to 'graze' within walking distance! 1.3819 0.05487 144 103 27 14
992 Alexa, reorder hay. 1.3818 0.04899 165 115 37 13
993 I said SHEETS! 1.3818 0.05048 165 117 33 15
994 Bo? Bob. You missing anything? 1.3816 0.05107 152 106 34 12
995 Oh... I should have met you at the hill-town, not the Hilton? Are you sure? We kind of like it here... 1.3816 0.05107 152 106 34 12
996 Yes. A sheep dog. Named Leonard. He was last seen chasing squirrels around the Central Park Carousel. 1.3815 0.04947 173 123 34 16
997 No, that's TWO bales of clover and ONE pastrami on rye. 1.3815 0.05081 173 125 30 18
998 So, they're all counted, now what? 1.3813 0.05536 139 99 27 13
999 And I said to the boss, "This is the last time I take my work home with me!" 1.3813 0.05146 139 95 35 9
1000 Mary, I found them. 1.3813 0.05006 160 112 35 13
1001 Yes, the usual. Shepherd’s pie. Thanks. 1.3813 0.04846 160 110 39 11
1002 No, I'm not sick. I just thought I'd work from home today. 1.3813 0.04926 160 111 37 12
1003 We are waiting for Trumps speech to come on Fox 1.3813 0.05236 160 115 29 16
1004 Yeah, we're on the lam. 1.3810 0.05618 126 88 28 10
1005 Oh ... I should try counting IMAGINARY sheep. 1.3810 0.04909 168 118 36 14
1006 The view is nice, but "park access" is a bit of an overstatment. 1.3810 0.05138 147 102 34 11
1007 A border collie? Nah, the lease says no dogs... 1.3806 0.05036 155 108 35 12
1008 I trust you, doctor, but I really think Ambien would have been easier. 1.3806 0.05359 155 112 27 16
1009 No, I'm not in the North Pasture. I told you I was working from home today 1.3806 0.05036 155 108 35 12
1010 What's up? I'm herding from home. 1.3806 0.05119 155 109 33 13
1011 Can you get the rest of my Republicans up here? 1.3804 0.05152 184 137 24 23
1012 Siri, call Bo...tell her I’ve located her sheep. 1.3804 0.04783 163 112 40 11
1013 The silence of the lambs is even creepier than I remember. 1.3804 0.05237 163 118 28 17
1014 Yes, ten large wheat-grass pizzas. 1.3804 0.04939 163 114 36 13
1015 When you work from home, though, you're never really off the clock. 1.3804 0.04939 163 114 36 13
1016 The noise? Oh, I’m working from home today” 1.3804 0.05237 163 118 28 17
1017 Do you have any Border Collies with experience in small spaces? 1.3804 0.05237 163 118 28 17
1018 I’m running late. I had to bring some work home with me. 1.3803 0.04970 142 96 38 8
1019 Yeah, I'm working from home now. 1.3801 0.05190 171 125 27 19
1020 No one warned us about the wolves of Wall Street. 1.3800 0.05407 150 108 27 15
1021 My parents let me stay at their apartment while I get my artisanal feta business off the ground. 1.3800 0.05153 150 105 33 12
1022 That's right, Mr. Mueller, three bags full. 1.3800 0.05407 150 108 27 15
1023 That's right. They're here. And I've got your silly stick, too. 1.3800 0.05407 150 108 27 15
1024 The good news is I fall asleep really quickly. 1.3799 0.04759 179 126 38 15
1025 #EWETOO? 1.3799 0.05140 179 132 26 21
1026 Border collie's at the vet. 1.3797 0.05048 158 111 34 13
1027 I would like a dozen house salads with extra alfalfa sprouts, and a L-A-M-B chop. 1.3797 0.05048 158 111 34 13
1028 Urban farming is a lot more relaxing than I thought! 1.3797 0.05127 158 112 32 14
1029 This place gives me the woolies. 1.3795 0.04949 166 117 35 14
1030 Hello Mary, I’ve found your little lamb. She’s been quite busy! 1.3795 0.05022 166 118 33 15
1031 Send up a bottle of Merlot and a case of Woolite 1.3795 0.05095 166 119 31 16
1032 Yes, I've been sleeping a lot better. 1.3795 0.05022 166 118 33 15
1033 No Mom, this is not just a phase. 1.3793 0.04923 174 124 34 16
1034 It's a 5th-floor walk up. So, that was a whole thing. 1.3793 0.05455 145 104 27 14
1035 I did not bring them. They followed me. You know what they're like. 1.3793 0.05277 145 102 31 12
1036 They are free range but not grass fed. 1.3793 0.05455 145 104 27 14
1037 The ad said “Work from Home” 1.3793 0.05367 145 103 29 13
1038 Yeah, but the black one left to see the sights. 1.3793 0.05628 145 106 23 16
1039 You're right, Mother. My friends do all appear to be sheep. 1.3791 0.05164 153 108 32 13
1040 Cool if I work from home today? 1.3791 0.05328 153 110 28 15
1041 I'm out of sick days, so my boss is making me work from home. 1.3789 0.05057 161 114 33 14
1042 Dammit, Bo-Peep, if you'd follow me on Instagram, you'd know where they are! 1.3789 0.04980 161 113 35 13
1043 Bo? Get your ass over here. 1.3785 0.04728 177 124 39 14
1044 Oh, nothing. We're just watching ''Babe" again. 1.3784 0.04927 148 101 38 9
1045 Hello, Mary? Yes, I found them. 1.3784 0.05287 148 105 30 13
1046 Sorry, but I can't return them until I refill my Ambien prescription. 1.3782 0.05252 156 112 29 15
1047 My parents told me I had to get a job or move out and now they're still not happy." 1.3782 0.05092 156 110 33 13
1048 I've gathered your next group of cabinet candidates. 1.3782 0.05483 156 115 23 18
1049 Turns out that damn Border Collie has a girlfriend in town. 1.3782 0.05010 156 109 35 12
1050 Yes I can have them there by your bedtime. 1.3779 0.04753 172 120 39 13
1051 No, beekeeping was last week. 1.3778 0.05137 135 92 35 8
1052 Do as I say Bo Peep: meet me in the lobby at noon, bring the cash, come alone. 1.3776 0.05597 143 104 24 15
1053 Hello Insomnia Clinic, your advanced reality therapy isn't working. 1.3776 0.05508 143 103 26 14
1054 No, this is Ewe-ber. With an E. 1.3776 0.05597 143 104 24 15
1055 Hi Sid, I’m going to work from home today. 1.3775 0.05539 151 111 23 17
1056 I assumed the wool would arrive pre-bagged. 1.3775 0.05458 151 110 25 16
1057 I'll never doze off at farmers auction again! 1.3775 0.04949 151 104 37 10
1058 I was exhausted. How was I supposed to know you weren’t being literal? 1.3774 0.05022 159 112 34 13
1059 This place has breathtaking ewes 1.3774 0.05178 159 114 30 15
1060 Actually, my rod and my staff haven’t been much comfort. 1.3774 0.04942 159 111 36 12
1061 They're getting restless. I'm not sure 'Wolf of Wall Street' was a good idea. 1.3774 0.04861 159 110 38 11
1062 Bo Peep? You'll never guess where I found them. 1.3771 0.04967 175 126 32 17
1063 My boss wouldn't give me the day off, so I'm working from home. 1.3770 0.04870 183 132 33 18
1064 I miss you, too, Bo. 1.3768 0.05652 138 100 24 14
1065 If this doesn't work, I'm taking an Ambien. 1.3768 0.05265 138 96 32 10
1066 I love working from home. 1.3767 0.05156 146 102 33 11
1067 I swear you said "Get the flock out of town!" 1.3767 0.05424 146 105 27 14
1068 For some reason , I just can't stop going to sleep. 1.3767 0.05156 146 102 33 11
1069 Yes, Room Service... I think I'll try that glass of warm milk now... 1.3766 0.05053 154 108 34 12
1070 Look, I'm going to be a little late. It appears that I overslept. 1.3766 0.04968 154 107 36 11
1071 I lost count while I was trying to get to sleep 1.3766 0.05299 154 111 28 15
1072 Let me give it to you straight, Mom -- I've made some terrible investments. 1.3766 0.05218 154 110 30 14
1073 Oh, just teaching someone on Airbnb a lesson about mandatory cleaning fees... 1.3766 0.05457 154 113 24 17
1074 No, I know the difference between literally and metaphorically. I meant "literally!" 1.3766 0.05299 154 111 28 15
1075 On second thought, ixnay on the ambchops-lay. Send me up a salad instead. 1.3765 0.04955 162 114 35 13
1076 Well, they came with the new mattress and I can't get them to leave! 1.3765 0.05255 162 118 27 17
1077 Hello, I'd like to submit a complaint about my neighbor's barking dog. 1.3765 0.04798 162 112 39 11
1078 I thought that I was just counting them, not bidding on them. 1.3765 0.04955 162 114 35 13
1079 Hey honey, remember when you told me not to bring work home? 1.3765 0.05255 162 118 27 17
1080 No, I did not say "cheap" apartment 1.3764 0.04773 178 126 37 15
1081 I guess it worked, because I must be dreaming. 1.3764 0.04706 178 125 39 14
1082 Can you help me put together this wool sweater from Ikea? 1.3764 0.05157 178 132 25 21
1083 I’m not sure how many there are.” “Whenever I count them, I fall asleep. 1.3764 0.05032 178 130 29 19
1084 Ma, stop nagging. I know I'm the black sheep, but I'm hanging with a good crowd. 1.3763 0.04871 186 135 32 19
1085 Yeah. It’s an Air Baa-n-Baa. 1.3763 0.04811 186 134 34 18
1086 I'm asking, how much sheep can a sheep shearer shear if a sheep shearer could shear sheep? 1.3760 0.05975 125 91 21 13
1087 My therapist says I'm a herder! 1.3759 0.05607 133 95 26 12
1088 I said CHEAP. I was looking for something really CHEAP. 1.3759 0.05471 141 101 27 13
1089 Is there something you should have told me when I sub-leased your apartment, Bo? 1.3759 0.05653 141 103 23 15
1090 I'm in the process of looking for a new field. 1.3759 0.05282 141 99 31 11
1091 Yep, I’m on it. One for the little boy who lives down the lane. 1.3758 0.05257 149 106 30 13
1092 We never miss an episode of Graze Anatomy. 1.3758 0.05257 149 106 30 13
1093 Let me call you back...I'm watching the evening ewes. 1.3758 0.05510 149 109 24 16
1094 To get real sleep, you need real sheep. 1.3758 0.05343 149 107 28 14
1095 No, Doc, I said, “I need some sleep” 1.3758 0.05343 149 107 28 14
1096 I'll call you back. I've got some Trump voters to take care of. 1.3758 0.05301 157 114 27 16
1097 What do you mean count them in your mind? 1.3758 0.05224 157 113 29 15
1098 I know I shouldn't have gotten my hopes up about urban farming. 1.3758 0.05039 165 118 32 15
1099 Blue? Peep. Small bills in a brown bag. No cops or they're chops. 1.3757 0.04939 173 124 33 16
1100 Hello, Room Service? We'd like one New York steak, medium rare, and 12 dinner salads. 1.3750 0.05182 152 108 31 13
1101 Yeah doc, the trazodone put me right to sleep but I'm not sure I can live with the side effects 1.3750 0.05564 144 105 24 15
1102 They insist on watching every Ram's game. 1.3750 0.05097 152 107 33 12
1103 Yes, I'd like to cancel my subscription... 1.3750 0.04742 176 124 38 14
1104 I need to get the flock outta here. 1.3750 0.05151 160 115 30 15
1105 They're asking for political asylum. Something about a "big bad wolf" is all that I could get out them. 1.3750 0.05869 128 93 22 13
1106 Well, my roommates and I are very close-knit. 1.3750 0.05517 136 97 27 12
1107 It’s just like living on the farm, only the reception is better. 1.3750 0.05011 152 106 35 11
1108 Yup, I left them alone and they came home. 1.3750 0.04923 152 105 37 10
1109 They won't listen to me. I tell them what to do and they say, "The Lord is my Shepherd." 1.3750 0.04917 160 112 36 12
1110 Send in more sheep, I am still awake 1.3750 0.05011 152 106 35 11
1111 Hello, I need to return the DIY sweather kit. I guess we have different definitions of do it yourself! 1.3750 0.04900 168 119 35 14
1112 hello, is Mary there 1.3750 0.05183 168 123 27 18
1113 My sleep aid worked at first, but I seem to need more and more. 1.3750 0.05227 160 116 28 16
1114 Hey, Ma, New York City is crazy. They have this place in Central Park called Sheep Meadow, but they don’t allow sheep there! 1.3742 0.04774 163 113 39 11
1115 Yeah, the grand prize was a free trip to the city for me and a dozen of my closest friends! 1.3742 0.04774 163 113 39 11
1116 I told you I needed fresh sheets. 1.3742 0.05109 155 110 32 13
1117 One pizza, a bottle of beer, and fifty pounds of hay. 1.3742 0.04681 155 105 42 8
1118 Granted, it is an unusual gig, but it pays well and is easier than herding cats. 1.3742 0.05270 155 112 28 15
1119 I wish I had thought of this whole telecommuting thing years ago. 1.3742 0.04942 155 108 36 11
1120 I would like to order several hundred pounds of fresh grass, with a side of clover and forbs or whatever you reccomend for a night of light grazing. 1.3742 0.04942 155 108 36 11
1121 The sheep aren't working, Doctor. Can't I just go back to Ambien? 1.3742 0.05109 155 110 32 13
1122 We're cramped, but it's a New York apartment... 1.3742 0.04942 155 108 36 11
1123 This Wolf on CNN... do we trust him? 1.3741 0.05393 147 106 27 14
1124 A city this size - and nobody delivers hay. 1.3741 0.04750 147 99 41 7
1125 It's like herding cats, but much, much easier. 1.3741 0.05563 147 108 23 16
1126 Sorry to hang up...but I have to get the flock out of here. 1.3741 0.05393 147 106 27 14
1127 Yeah, it seems like everyone who is young and white flocks to the city. 1.3741 0.05306 147 105 29 13
1128 I am afraid you misread the listing. This is a sheep apartment, not a cheap apartment. 1.3741 0.05333 139 98 30 11
1129 I need my Ambien back, this new thing isn't working out. 1.3741 0.05234 139 97 32 10
1130 Bo, it's me. Give me a call as soon as you can, babe. 1.3736 0.04915 174 125 33 16
1131 No. I said I was watching the Rams! 1.3735 0.04790 166 116 38 12
1132 OK, I've led them to Fox News. Now what? 1.3734 0.05118 158 113 31 14
1133 I'd like a cheeseburger with fries, a large Coke, and two bales of alfalfa. 1.3734 0.04876 158 110 37 11
1134 I'd like to order 3 bales of hay and a large pizza with everything. 1.3734 0.04621 158 107 43 8
1135 I would like to order in from the grazing menu 1.3733 0.05228 150 107 30 13
1136 I work from home Fridays 1.3733 0.05228 150 107 30 13
1137 Hi, Bo Peep? Yeah, I found them. 1.3733 0.05228 150 107 30 13
1138 I'm just about to take a nap. 1.3733 0.05228 150 107 30 13
1139 I think they’re looking for the remote. 1.3732 0.05346 142 101 29 12
1140 I just explained to them that technically these aren't pets. 1.3731 0.05367 134 94 30 10
1141 How do I know you're not a wolf? 1.3731 0.05367 134 94 30 10
1142 The view is great and I have never slept better. 1.3731 0.05573 134 96 26 12
1143 My landlord told me to get the flock out of here. 1.3731 0.04443 193 135 44 14
1144 I’ve only been here a week in the landlord told me to get the flock out of here 1.3730 0.05826 126 91 23 12
1145 A total of 42. Now I've got to go. I'm getting really sleepy. 1.3729 0.04511 177 122 44 11
1146 Bo Peep residence? I have good news. 1.3728 0.05019 169 122 31 16
1147 I told you, I'm at work! 1.3728 0.04655 169 117 41 11
1148 They loved the Met and the Guggenheim but the grass in Central Park wasn’t to their liking. 1.3727 0.04730 161 111 40 10
1149 What do you mean border collies aren't allowed on the twelfth floor? 1.3727 0.05124 161 116 30 15
1150 The condo Rules and Regs say no GOATS 1.3727 0.05048 161 115 32 14
1151 Big Bad Wolf? Don’t buzz him in. 1.3725 0.04897 153 106 37 10
1152 Tried it! Tried it! Yeah, tried that too. I don’t know, maybe 10 or 12. What's melatonin? 1.3725 0.05069 153 108 33 12
1153 It was a loud bar. She thought I said "I wanna flock." 1.3725 0.05236 153 110 29 14
1154 No, I don't need a wake up call. I'm having trouble falling asleep as it is. 1.3724 0.05532 145 106 24 15
1155 The dog called in sick today so we're watching "Silence of the lambs" at home. 1.3724 0.05265 145 103 30 12
1156 At first they appreciated not getting eaten by wolves, but now they're always irritated about Netflix outages. 1.3724 0.05080 145 101 34 10
1157 Insomniacs Anonymous? 1.3724 0.05444 145 105 26 14
1158 Actually, I find I'm often more productive when I work from home. 1.3723 0.05284 137 96 31 10
1159 Hello, room service? Is your grass organic? 1.3723 0.05580 137 99 25 13
1160 Hello Bo Peep? I have some good news for you! 1.3723 0.05580 137 99 25 13
1161 The hard part was getting them up here in the elevator. 1.3721 0.04524 172 118 44 10
1162 No really, they just followed me home. Hm? Yeah...wagging their tails behind them. 1.3721 0.04672 172 120 40 12
1163 So turns out working at home was a bad idea. 1.3720 0.04828 164 115 37 12
1164 Wrong number, "Where the buffalo roam" is in room 650. 1.3718 0.05242 156 113 28 15
1165 Ewe Tube isn't working 1.3718 0.05320 156 114 26 16
1166 It's not the best grazing spot, but it's rent-controlled. 1.3718 0.04831 156 108 38 10
1167 Well, if I have to watch over my flock by night, I might as well be comfortable. 1.3716 0.04915 148 102 37 9
1168 They all wanted to watch "The Wolf of Wall Street." 1.3716 0.04915 148 102 37 9
1169 I hate to bring my work home with me, but it's the only way I can sleep at night. 1.3714 0.05203 140 98 32 10
1170 That’s right, bespoke artisanal sweaters delivered to your door. 1.3714 0.05203 140 98 32 10
1171 It's a staff job, and I get to work from home. 1.3714 0.05397 140 100 28 12
1172 Hello, Mary? We've got a problem 1.3714 0.05492 140 101 26 13
1173 I started counting them and they stayed the night. 1.3713 0.04766 167 117 38 12
1174 We’re watching ‘Silence of the Lambs,’ how about you? 1.3711 0.05091 159 114 31 14
1175 Silence f the Lambs" but they don't like it 1.3711 0.04932 159 112 35 12
1176 Your Arbnb is full of sheep, sir. I SAID SHEEP. 1.3711 0.05012 159 113 33 13
1177 I've counted them all, now what? 1.3709 0.05027 151 106 34 11
1178 I'm telling you, vertical herding is how we get to the top of the wool business. 1.3709 0.05199 151 108 30 13
1179 I'd like to make an appointment for 12 haircuts please. 1.3709 0.05284 151 109 28 14
1180 That's right, one cheeseburger, fries, a coke, and twelve paleolithic kale salads. 1.3708 0.04831 178 128 34 16
1181 I promise! You won’t hear a Peep out of them. 1.3708 0.04698 178 126 38 14
1182 I don't know. They all wandered in here when I turned on Fox News. 1.3706 0.05407 143 103 27 13
1183 No rush to hang up, Mom. I'm working from home today. 1.3706 0.05497 143 104 25 14
1184 OK, I counted them and had a good night’s sleep. Now what do I do with them? 1.3704 0.04867 162 114 36 12
1185 So few apartments have pastures. 1.3704 0.05022 162 116 32 14
1186 We went to Central Park today. The Sheep Meadow was a big disappointment. 1.3704 0.04787 162 113 38 11
1187 Mary, come and get your damn lambs. You know that was part of the divorce settlement. 1.3704 0.05246 162 119 26 17
1188 I'm working from home today. The meadow was packed. 1.3704 0.04945 162 115 34 13
1189 I thought this was my weekend with the kids. 1.3704 0.05437 135 96 28 11
1190 I'm in Brooklyn. They call everybody "ewes" here. 1.3704 0.05319 162 120 24 18
1191 No Miss Peep I can't tell you where to find them. That's what witness protection is all about. 1.3701 0.05447 154 114 23 17
1192 Miss Bo-Peep, just follow my instructions and your sheep will be returned unharmed. 1.3701 0.05042 154 109 33 12
1193 Believe me Gloria, this is easier than herding cats. 1.3701 0.05368 154 113 25 16
1194 The landlord told me that I have to get the flock out of here. 1.3701 0.05289 154 112 27 15
1195 Yo, Bo, Found Em. 1.3701 0.05208 154 111 29 14
1196 Honey! I had no choice. I had to get the flock outta there. 1.3701 0.05042 154 109 33 12
1197 Just one more episode, then we'll head back to the fields 1.3699 0.05235 146 104 30 12
1198 No, no, you've reached Beau Peep. 1.3699 0.05669 146 109 20 17
1199 ...can I get clover on that and then a dozen sides of pasture grass... 1.3699 0.05144 146 103 32 11
1200 The farm is toast. The girls are fine. Guess where FEMA sent us? 1.3697 0.04880 165 117 35 13
1201 Do you know what channel Lassie is on? 1.3696 0.05150 138 96 33 9
1202 How do you turn off the cooking channel? They're about to make lamb chops! 1.3696 0.05546 138 100 25 13
1203 Yes, I think I can help you with your insomnia issues. 1.3694 0.05214 157 114 28 15
1204 I lost count. 1.3694 0.05291 157 115 26 16
1205 Nope, still can't fall asleep. 1.3693 0.04868 176 127 33 16
1206 They only watch when Fox News is on. 1.3692 0.05995 130 97 18 15
1207 Yeah, I like my new job but sometimes I still have to take work home. 1.3691 0.05332 149 108 27 14
1208 Wait a minute, where's the wolf now? 1.3691 0.04980 149 104 35 10
1209 A letter coming from the Home Owner's Association about what? 1.3691 0.05246 149 107 29 13
1210 I know, everyone's flocking to the city these days. 1.3691 0.05159 149 106 31 12
1211 I thought they only followed me on Facebook. 1.3690 0.04667 168 117 40 11
1212 I've got to stop taking my work home with me. 1.3688 0.05459 141 102 26 13
1213 Bo Peep. Jack here. I think I found them. 1.3688 0.05365 141 101 28 12
1214 We thought the Rams were on today. 1.3687 0.05064 160 115 31 14
1215 You need roommates to afford a city apartment these days. 1.3687 0.04608 179 126 40 13
1216 Fine, if you don't want 'em, I'll sell 'em on eBaa." 1.3687 0.04873 179 130 32 17
1217 I'd love to go out, but I'm kind of on the lam. 1.3684 0.05337 152 111 26 15
1218 Got to get off the phone now. I brought a lot of work home tonight. 1.3684 0.05086 152 108 32 12
1219 With the cats, I could never satisfy my herding instincts. 1.3684 0.04900 171 123 33 15
1220 Yes, I fell asleep and slept well, but... 1.3684 0.05337 152 111 26 15
1221 Yes hello, I’d like to cancel my subscription to Net Flocks. 1.3684 0.05254 152 110 28 14
1222 Love ewe, too. 1.3684 0.04900 171 123 33 15
1223 "Yes sir, enough wool for three bags full. Just bring your own bags and shears. 1.3684 0.05086 152 108 32 12
1224 Your website says ‘pet friendly’ but I just thought I’d call. 1.3681 0.05071 163 118 30 15
1225 Bo, I found your sheep... and it's gonna cost ya. 1.3681 0.05071 163 118 30 15
1226 I thought you said a room with a ewe. 1.3681 0.04842 163 115 36 12
1227 The food channel is coming on and I don't want to upset them. 1.3681 0.05465 144 105 25 14
1228 Hi, I'm calling about the Boarder Collie 1.3681 0.05375 144 104 27 13
1229 This just isn't working out. I need to get the flock outta here. 1.3681 0.05284 144 103 29 12
1230 Well, I am sleeping better. 1.3677 0.04931 155 109 35 11
1231 Seems like alot for grass. but you deliver? 1.3677 0.05180 155 112 29 14
1232 Hey Siri, Text Bo Peep, "I"ve found them! 1.3677 0.05015 155 110 33 12
1233 ... sure they work, but I think I'd like to go back to the sleeping pills. 1.3677 0.04758 155 107 39 9
1234 Well, it's like herding cats. 1.3676 0.05302 136 96 30 10
1235 Beef and broccoli. Hot and sour soup. And six bales of hay. Ten minutes? Great! 1.3676 0.05602 136 99 24 13
1236 Working from home isn't half bad- I tune in to Fox and Friends, and they fall right in line! 1.3676 0.05199 136 95 32 9
1237 I'm all for farm-to-table, but this is ridiculous! 1.3675 0.04545 166 114 43 9
1238 I agree, one of them is a wolf - I'll keep looking. 1.3673 0.05116 147 104 32 11
1239 I'm trying to work from home but I just keep falling asleep 1.3673 0.05116 147 104 32 11
1240 I brought some work home with me again. 1.3673 0.05024 147 103 34 10
1241 No, I have no idea who ordered the movie "Babe" fourteen times 1.3673 0.05116 147 104 32 11
1242 I thought you said I can count sheep to go to sleep, then why am I so awake right now? 1.3673 0.05116 147 104 32 11
1243 Bo Peep please. 1.3671 0.04947 158 112 34 12
1244 Things are actually actually pretty Ba-a-a-a -d. 1.3671 0.05107 158 114 30 14
1245 Miss Peep, leave $150,000 in unmarked bills under the Brooklyn Bridge at midnight. 1.3671 0.05414 158 118 22 18
1246 Three bags? Hell, I have a whole roomful. 1.3669 0.05320 139 99 29 11
1247 Counting them didn’t help 1.3669 0.05320 139 99 29 11
1248 I need to stop bringing my work home with me. 1.3669 0.05320 139 99 29 11
1249 Yeah, we've got a few gigs through the holidays, but then I guess it's out to pasture. 1.3669 0.05017 139 96 35 8
1250 We missed the Meadowlands exit. 1.3669 0.04491 169 116 44 9
1251 Yes they did help me sleep, can you come get them now? 1.3667 0.05217 150 108 29 13
1252 I'm taking a course on leadership. 1.3667 0.04654 180 128 38 14
1253 I promised em they could watch "Silence of The Lambs" 1.3667 0.05217 150 108 29 13
1254 No i said a cheap appartement 1.3665 0.05114 161 117 29 15
1255 Yes, Ms. Peep...I think I have found what you lost...can you describe your lost items in detail? 1.3665 0.05114 161 117 29 15
1256 Front Desk, "I would like to order 3 bales of Hay and a shovel, please" 1.3665 0.04637 161 111 41 9
1257 Listen carefully Bo Peep I have your sheep 1.3662 0.05426 142 103 26 13
1258 Yo. Peep here again. Yeah. I found 'em. Turns out they never even left the apartment. 1.3662 0.05518 142 104 24 14
1259 No, we took the stairs. 1.3662 0.05045 142 99 34 9
1260 If it’s that wolf at the door, don’t let him in. 1.3661 0.04665 183 131 37 15
1261 so we're heading off to bethlehem in the morning 1.3660 0.04973 153 108 34 11
1262 Yes, sir - yes, sir. Three bags full. 1.3660 0.04885 153 107 36 10
1263 So far, I’m not a big fan of telecommuting. 1.3660 0.04885 153 107 36 10
1264 Bo Peep?....Yeah, they're at my place. 1.3660 0.05143 153 110 30 13
1265 Room service? I need some grass. 1.3659 0.05917 123 90 21 12
1266 Wool’s trading for WHAT?! 1.3659 0.04971 164 118 32 14
1267 Yes, that's one pepperoni pizza and two bales of hay. 1.3659 0.05045 164 119 30 15
1268 Evidently the city that doesn't sleep is just the untapped market I've been looking for! 1.3659 0.04971 164 118 32 14
1269 What would Jesus do? 1.3659 0.04971 164 118 32 14
1270 Look, Doc, I'm all for natural alternatives, but couldn't you just prescribe me some Ambien? 1.3659 0.06246 123 93 15 15
1271 It's me, Bo. You'll never guess where I finally found them. 1.3657 0.04883 175 127 32 16
1272 Very funny, Al. No, I am not sheepless in Seattle. 1.3657 0.05354 134 95 29 10
1273 Hello, Ewe Tube? Have I got a video for you.... 1.3655 0.05068 145 102 33 10
1274 Yeah, I took your advice and left them alone . . . and they did come home, but they're still not happy about the location. 1.3655 0.05344 145 105 27 13
1275 Hello, Little Bo-Peep? Now listen, and listen carefully... 1.3655 0.05344 145 105 27 13
1276 I said only ONE for the little boy who lives down the lane. 1.3655 0.05068 145 102 33 10
1277 I didn't get fired, but they are putting me out to pasture. 1.3654 0.05071 156 112 31 13
1278 Now, what are your roaming charges? 1.3654 0.05071 156 112 31 13
1279 Even though it’s a pull-out, I’m sleeping remarkably well. 1.3654 0.05231 156 114 27 15
1280 That will be twelve large orders of grass, and one kale salad. 1.3654 0.04555 156 106 43 7
1281 It's very simple Ms Peep - it's your money or your sheep. 1.3654 0.05310 156 115 25 16
1282 Is the wolf gone yet? 1.3654 0.04905 156 110 35 11
1283 Rent a sheep to help you fall asleep! Rob speaking. How many sheep do you need? 1.3650 0.05167 137 96 32 9
1284 Honey, the dog had the day off so I brought work home. 1.3649 0.05176 148 106 30 12
1285 No, pretty sure they're trump supporters. 1.3649 0.05351 148 108 26 14
1286 I THINK someone signed me up for a sleep study. 1.3649 0.04808 148 102 38 8
1287 Oh,it's ewe again. 1.3649 0.05087 148 105 32 11
1288 Hello? Netflocks? 1.3649 0.05176 148 106 30 12
1289 Yeah, I know the there's a limit, but technically they're not pets. 1.3649 0.05265 148 107 28 13
1290 Yeah, you just leave them alone, and they come home. 1.3648 0.04757 159 111 38 10
1291 We can’t go anywhere until I can convince them that the Wolf of Wall Street isn’t an actual wolf. 1.3648 0.05002 159 114 32 13
1292 This is Bob Peep, my wife isn't home. 1.3647 0.04914 170 123 32 15
1293 No one told me that they can't go DOWN steps. 1.3643 0.05385 129 91 29 9
1294 Right. That's one shepherd's pie and a dozen bowls of milk. 1.3643 0.05479 140 102 25 13
1295 No, that was SIX bales of hay and ONE Shepherds Pie. 1.3643 0.05385 140 101 27 12
1296 Hello, room service? I'd like a grilled cheese and seventeen garden salads. 1.3642 0.05356 151 111 25 15
1297 They said, "count the sheep to fall asleep", but they never said anything about what to do once you wake up. 1.3642 0.05188 151 109 29 13
1298 First of all, I am not little. Secondly, they are not mine. 1.3642 0.05188 151 109 29 13
1299 Thinking about getting the flock out of here. 1.3642 0.05015 151 107 33 11
1300 Please send up one order of the chicken stir-fry, two bottles of ginger ale and a border collie. 1.3642 0.05015 151 107 33 11
1301 You'll never find them, Bo Peep, so pay up if you want them back. 1.3642 0.04926 151 106 35 10
1302 That's right, Ms. Bo-Peep -- $25,000 or it's mutton time. 1.3642 0.05437 151 112 23 16
1303 For some reason Doc, whenever I check to see if they're all here I have trouble staying awake 1.3642 0.05273 151 110 27 14
1304 Yes, Miss Bo, we're good. It's halftime and the Rams are ahead. 1.3642 0.05356 151 111 25 15
1305 Not tonight. Sometimes I have to bring work home. 1.3642 0.04777 162 114 37 11
1306 Hey, Bo? Found 'em. 1.3642 0.05056 173 128 27 18
1307 I know I'm supposed to lead them somewhere, but I can't risk losing this rent-controlled apartment. 1.3642 0.04782 173 124 35 14
1308 Believe me, I've tried non-pharmaceutical methods. 1.3636 0.04946 154 109 34 11
1309 I already herd. 1.3636 0.05197 154 112 28 14
1310 You say you're holding the black sheep at the border? 1.3636 0.04792 176 127 34 15
1311 I’m watching Graze Anatomy, how about you? 1.3636 0.04945 165 119 32 14
1312 Once they cut both the farm and the rent subsidies, I really had no other choice. 1.3636 0.05113 143 101 32 10
1313 I will say the career change has done wonders for my insomnia. 1.3636 0.04870 165 118 34 13
1314 What do you mean the wolf of Wall Street is a metaphor? 1.3636 0.05574 143 106 22 15
1315 Exactly how soon can we get that farm-to-table reservation? 1.3631 0.04881 168 121 33 14
1316 Although the wolf's no longer a problem, the coop board's been threatening me something fierce. 1.3631 0.04795 157 110 37 10
1317 I've counted them all; what doI do now? 1.3631 0.04879 157 111 35 11
1318 Some hotels are just better than others at helping you get to sleep. 1.3631 0.04962 157 112 33 12
1319 Working from home is the best decision I ever made. 1.3631 0.04795 157 110 37 10
1320 I need a bigger staff. 1.3630 0.05313 146 106 27 13
1321 I was trying to get some sleep and now they just won't leave. 1.3630 0.05401 146 107 25 14
1322 I've tried that and I'm still wide awake. 1.3630 0.05525 135 98 25 12
1323 Yeah, I’ve tried that, but I’m still wide awake. 1.3630 0.05424 135 97 27 11
1324 I overslept. 1.3626 0.04890 171 124 32 15
1325 No, haven’t heard a peep from her; but I do know where she can find them. 1.3626 0.04600 171 120 40 11
1326 You're right Dr. Brulov , I've got to stop taking my work home with me. 1.3625 0.04896 160 114 34 12
1327 I've got something of yours, Peep, and if you play ball , nobody gets hurt. 1.3625 0.04975 160 115 32 13
1328 Bo? It’s me. I found them. What? Leave them alone? Are you sure? 1.3625 0.05356 160 120 22 18
1329 Just wanted to let you know I’ll be working from home again tomorrow. 1.3624 0.05059 149 106 32 11
1330 That's 3 bales of hay, 4 orders of clover, 2 of crabgrass, and a club sandwich. 1.3624 0.04686 149 102 40 7
1331 The hardest part of bringing the work home is staying awake 1.3624 0.04968 149 105 34 10
1332 I really miss working in the field. 1.3623 0.05239 138 98 30 10
1333 Yeah, I brought work home so I can watch the game. 1.3623 0.05437 138 100 26 12
1334 That’s right, I do petting zoos, birthdays, and baaaaat mitzvahs 1.3621 0.04829 174 126 33 15
1335 Well, I gotta say, apartment sitting is a much more enjoyable side gig for us than that dog-walking one... 1.3620 0.04590 163 113 41 9
1336 Sorry, but I don't think this stay-at-home job is going to work 1.3620 0.05061 163 119 29 15
1337 I have to stop bringing my work home with me. 1.3620 0.04909 163 117 33 13
1338 They wanted horror, so we're watching Wolf of Wall Street again. 1.3620 0.05061 163 119 29 15
1339 No, I just left them alone, and ... 1.3620 0.04672 163 114 39 10
1340 Waiting for the LA Rams game. How about you? 1.3620 0.04909 163 117 33 13
1341 This is room 417. Please send up one Shepherd's Pie and an acre of grass. 1.3618 0.04988 152 108 33 11
1342 I want to report a lost border collie, answers to the name "Scotty" 1.3618 0.05159 152 110 29 13
1343 Nice place, but I’m getting fleeced on the rent. 1.3618 0.05074 152 109 31 12
1344 How do I get ewe tube? 1.3617 0.05629 141 105 21 15
1345 I am giving sweaters for gifts this Christmas...lots of sweaters. 1.3616 0.04492 177 124 42 11
1346 Doc, I'm still having trouble falling asleep. 1.3615 0.05350 130 92 29 9
1347 I told them that I would only take the job if I could work from home on Fridays. 1.3615 0.05238 130 91 31 8
1348 Hello, is this Bo? 1.3614 0.05067 166 122 28 16
1349 Tell Little Bo Peep I found her damn sheep. 1.3613 0.05406 155 116 22 17
1350 We're watching "50 Shades of Graze." What are you up to? 1.3613 0.04919 155 110 34 11
1351 No, I'm Little Bo pooped. 1.3613 0.04919 155 110 34 11
1352 Siri, I'm not talking dirty. What I asked was in Sheep Meadow was there a flocking fee? 1.3613 0.05406 155 116 22 17
1353 The people downstairs are fine with it. They’ve got llamas. 1.3613 0.05004 155 111 32 12
1354 One order of bun cha and enough lemon grass for 24. 1.3613 0.05249 155 114 26 15
1355 I'm on the wait list for a ground floor apartment. 1.3611 0.04889 144 100 36 8
1356 Yes, I'm trying to reach a Ms Peep? 1.3611 0.04905 180 133 29 18
1357 Hello, 911? I’ve been fleeced. 1.3611 0.04510 180 127 41 12
1358 Oooooooh, you said a "CHEAP" hotel room. My bad. 1.3611 0.04968 180 134 27 19
1359 No, I can't sleep either. 1.3611 0.05179 144 103 30 11
1360 Same ole...working on boundary issues. 1.3611 0.05084 144 102 32 10
1361 I’d like to cancel a subscription.” 1.3611 0.04578 180 128 39 13
1362 Mary? 1.3609 0.04784 169 121 35 13
1363 Well, yes...I have tried counting sheep 1.3609 0.05266 133 94 30 9
1364 I just got tired of herding cats. 1.3609 0.05478 133 96 26 11
1365 No. I have no problem nodding off at bed time. 1.3608 0.04936 158 113 33 12
1366 I said, "With a view," not with a Ewe. 1.3608 0.04854 158 112 35 11
1367 I'm watching Flocks News right now, can I call you baaack? 1.3605 0.05194 147 106 29 12
1368 Mary didn't tell me they reproduced this fast. 1.3605 0.05194 147 106 29 12
1369 I told the office I'm herding from home 1.3605 0.04725 172 123 36 13
1370 Well, funny story, it all started when I couldn't get to sleep... 1.3603 0.05078 136 95 33 8
1371 I seem to have lost count 1.3603 0.05390 136 98 27 11
1372 Yes, my flock is registered by my sleep therapist as emotional support animals. 1.3602 0.05027 161 117 30 14
1373 We're watching the Ram game. 1.3602 0.04870 161 115 34 12
1374 No I don't know the exact number. I fall asleep anytime I try to count them 1.3602 0.05179 161 119 26 16
1375 Why didn't you tell me about your "No Sheep" policy at check-in?? 1.3600 0.04849 150 105 36 9
1376 Is this Bo-Peep? I've found them. They're in New York. 1.3600 0.05136 175 132 23 20
1377 Oh, just woolgathering... 1.3600 0.05205 150 109 28 13
1378 No, I tried that, and I'm still awake. 1.3600 0.05119 150 108 30 12
1379 Hi Miss Bo-Peep. We have some good news for you. 1.3598 0.04807 164 117 35 12
1380 Just let Bo-Peep know they're here. 1.3598 0.05253 164 123 23 18
1381 Your 'Sleep App' appears to have some glitches." 1.3598 0.04884 164 118 33 13
1382 I'm not sure this working from home trend is for me. 1.3598 0.04960 164 119 31 14
1383 It's smaller than it looked on Airbnb, but it does sleep twelve. 1.3598 0.04729 164 116 37 11
1384 Oh, nothing much. Just house sitting for the Pendletons. 1.3598 0.04807 164 117 35 12
1385 My therapist says I have herd mentality. 1.3598 0.04807 164 117 35 12
1386 Sorry, we're already booked. Two pageants, one parade, four manger scenes, a reunion with the Brokeback Mountain cast." 1.3598 0.05324 164 124 21 19
1387 Yeah, been working from home two days a week, but the apartment’s starting to smell like the office. 1.3597 0.05106 139 98 32 9
1388 What should I do with them after I've counted them? 1.3597 0.05306 139 100 28 11
1389 I call it Lambien. 1.3596 0.04747 178 129 34 15
1390 I really need to get the flock out of here. 1.3596 0.04679 178 128 36 14
1391 Sheep happened 1.3595 0.04873 153 108 35 10
1392 Apartment to table is my speciality. 1.3595 0.05296 153 113 25 15
1393 Yes. I'd like to speak with Mary. 1.3595 0.04961 153 109 33 11
1394 Ewe called? 1.3594 0.05841 128 95 20 13
1395 They've been behaving fine, well except when the Serta commercial came on. 1.3593 0.04969 167 122 30 15
1396 Why do I want to initiate this return? Well, because I feel like I got fleeced. 1.3593 0.05182 167 125 24 18
1397 Yep, I found thy rod, and the staff's all here. 1.3593 0.04821 167 120 34 13
1398 Can you come over? I have to count them and I’m afraid I’ll fall asleep. 1.3592 0.05226 142 102 29 11
1399 A cheese omelette, rye toast, and 8 bales of hay. 1.3590 0.04893 156 111 34 11
1400 I'm sorry, could you re-bleat that? 1.3590 0.04721 156 109 38 9
1401 Yeah, so the dog is gone and I’ve got to get these guys to LaGuardia. 1.3590 0.05060 156 113 30 13
1402 Working from home has been a bit of a challenge, but my insomnia is completely cured." 1.3590 0.05060 156 113 30 13
1403 Working from home. So far so good. 1.3588 0.04833 170 123 33 14
1404 Just chillin', getting my sheep together, what about you? 1.3588 0.05426 131 94 27 10
1405 Look Bo Peep...I told you I could only watch them for a hour! 1.3586 0.05332 145 106 26 13
1406 We are safe now, but those Wall Street wolves are just waiting outside the door. 1.3586 0.04762 145 100 38 7
1407 Tell her I’ve got them. 1.3586 0.05241 145 105 28 12
1408 I have to work from home today. They want to watch the sheep dog trials. 1.3586 0.05149 145 104 30 11
1409 So I told the desk clerk that they're my support animals. 1.3586 0.05241 145 105 28 12
1410 I said I was looking for a 'cheap' apartment. 1.3586 0.05241 145 105 28 12
1411 No, what other way to invest in wool futures? 1.3585 0.05070 159 116 29 14
1412 yes, the airline lost the black one. 1.3584 0.05047 173 129 26 18
1413 Pricey, but right near the park. 1.3584 0.04843 173 126 32 15
1414 Yes, I can definitively say there are no cats in the apartment. 1.3582 0.05443 134 97 26 11
1415 Tell Little Bo Peep I want $5,000 by five o'clock tonight. 1.3581 0.04983 148 105 33 10
1416 What kind of an agent can't get this group a gig on Christmas Eve? 1.3581 0.04983 148 105 33 10
1417 We'd like 12 large salads, no dressing, a double cheeseburger with bacon, a side of onion rings, and a Budweiser. 1.3581 0.05425 148 110 23 15
1418 Yea, well, it's a gig economy, mom. 1.3581 0.05252 148 108 27 13
1419 Management put me out to pasture. 1.3581 0.05339 148 109 25 14
1420 No, I told them I want to get some SLEEP. 1.3580 0.04924 162 117 32 13
1421 Hey Bo your peeps are here 1.3580 0.05077 162 119 28 15
1422 You're bringing the mint jelly, right? 1.3580 0.04845 162 116 34 12
1423 The room is great, but could you send up some Woolite. 1.3580 0.04602 162 113 40 9
1424 Hello, Ms. Peep? Yeah, they’re home. The doorman buzzed ‘em in.” 1.3580 0.04645 176 126 37 13
1425 I wanted to watch ewetube 1.3576 0.05176 151 110 28 13
1426 They'll trade me back unharmed for a half-ton of clover and the surrender of the fleece shears. 1.3576 0.05176 151 110 28 13
1427 Do you have any Border Collies by any chance? 1.3576 0.05090 151 109 30 12
1428 The city is nice, but we're getting fleeced on rent. 1.3576 0.04914 151 107 34 10
1429 I don't know. Every time I start to count them I fall asleep. 1.3576 0.05176 151 110 28 13
1430 It's not working. I still can't fall asleep. 1.3576 0.05090 151 109 30 12
1431 I gotta get the flock out of this city. 1.3576 0.05344 151 112 24 15
1432 Hi, I’m in 1402 and was wondering if I could get an order of oats or ivy up here? 1.3576 0.05009 165 121 29 15
1433 I don't know. I fell asleep counting. 1.3576 0.04860 165 119 33 13
1434 I think you are looking for my sister Bo. I keep my sheep in my living room and know exactly where to find them. 1.3571 0.05015 168 124 28 16
1435 Not much, just watching the evening ewes. 1.3571 0.04934 154 110 33 11
1436 I matched with a Bo Peep on Tinder and when I woke up this morning, she was gone and these guys were here. 1.3571 0.05347 154 115 23 16
1437 The boss said I can work from home today. 1.3571 0.04646 168 119 38 11
1438 No, you misunderstood. My problem is not with sheepless nights... 1.3571 0.05103 154 112 29 13
1439 Mary's out right now, I'm the sitter. 1.3571 0.05103 154 112 29 13
1440 Retirement is complicated. 1.3571 0.05186 154 113 27 14
1441 Watching Silence of the Lambs." Again 1.3571 0.04733 182 133 33 16
1442 I was counting, not inviting. 1.3571 0.05347 154 115 23 16
1443 Sleep Therapist? Yeah you've got the right number. 1.3571 0.04934 154 110 33 11
1444 Honey, I fear my mid-life crisis may have hit a new low. 1.3567 0.04664 171 122 37 12
1445 Yeah, hi, I would like to order the Sooper Pooper Scooper. 1.3567 0.04809 171 124 33 14
1446 Hello, Ms. Peep? I found them. They just came in for dinner and a show. 1.3567 0.04664 171 122 37 12
1447 I promise I'll have a final count for you first thing tomorrow. 1.3567 0.04951 157 113 32 12
1448 Nothing. Just wool-gathering. 1.3567 0.04951 157 113 32 12
1449 One followed me to school and it just snowballed. 1.3567 0.05032 157 114 30 13
1450 They’re back! The restraining order didn’t work. 1.3567 0.04867 157 112 34 11
1451 I said I herd ewes. 1.3566 0.05562 143 107 21 15
1452 Sheperding is much easier with all the degreulation. 1.3566 0.05195 143 103 29 11
1453 Hello. Insomnia Solutions here. 1.3566 0.05697 129 95 22 12
1454 I am not in Witness Protection,Ma,I am on the lamb! 1.3563 0.04750 174 126 34 14
1455 They were in the living room the whole time. 1.3562 0.04803 160 114 35 11
1456 Hello, .... Mary, .... we have a problem. 1.3562 0.04884 160 115 33 12
1457 I told your customer service, 'a dozen white SHEETS'! 1.3562 0.04964 160 116 31 13
1458 Hi, Bo Peep. You won't believe this. 1.3562 0.05120 160 118 27 15
1459 Why yes, Ms. Peep, I believe I’ve found them. 1.3562 0.04964 160 116 31 13
1460 Babysitting for Mary, you? 1.3562 0.04964 160 116 31 13
1461 Yes, Room Service, could you send up your Vegan menu? 1.3562 0.05419 160 122 19 19
1462 Well, I'll go if everyone else is going. 1.3562 0.05119 146 105 30 11
1463 Yeah, I finally made the rural to urban shift, but it's hard to let go entirely.... 1.3562 0.05211 146 106 28 12
1464 They followed me to work today, work today,WORK today! They followed me to work today and I just got fired. 1.3562 0.05476 146 109 22 15
1465 Not much. Just bringin’ the farm closer to the table. 1.3559 0.04186 177 121 49 7
1466 Nothing much, just watching “Dances with Wolves”. 1.3558 0.04741 163 116 36 11
1467 Yes, Sealy? I’ve woken up but they’re still here. 1.3558 0.04741 163 116 36 11
1468 I reckon folks in "the city that never sleeps" could use my services. 1.3557 0.05046 149 107 31 11
1469 Yes, Doctor, I'm sleeping much better now. 1.3557 0.05477 149 112 21 16
1470 I,m in deep sheep now! 1.3557 0.05046 149 107 31 11
1471 ‘It didn’t work .....just send up the Ambien” 1.3557 0.04955 149 106 33 10
1472 Well, I was successful with urban farming and I thought this would be a lateral move. 1.3557 0.04955 149 106 33 10
1473 I came in to watch Fox News and they decided to follow. 1.3557 0.05309 149 110 25 14
1474 They insist on watching Hannity 1.3557 0.05559 149 113 19 17
1475 No, I’ve never married... why do you ask? 1.3556 0.05201 135 96 30 9
1476 Feeling a little under the weather, going to work from home today. 1.3556 0.04430 180 127 42 11
1477 Yes, this is Sleep Apnea Solutions. What time do you want us to arrive at your home? 1.3554 0.04603 166 117 39 10
1478 Not much...just keeping the wolf away from the door 1.3554 0.04984 166 122 29 15
1479 It's great to finally be able to work from home! 1.3554 0.04984 166 122 29 15
1480 Unmarked bills Bo Peep, and don’t think about calling the cops 1.3554 0.05852 121 89 21 11
1481 Sorry honey I had to bring my work home tonight. 1.3553 0.05148 152 111 28 13
1482 Hopefully going method for the Nativity play will really pay off. 1.3553 0.05148 152 111 28 13
1483 Yes sir... Yes sir... Three bags, full. 1.3553 0.05395 152 114 22 16
1484 I was skeptical at first, but working from home has its advantages. 1.3553 0.04975 152 109 32 11
1485 We’re here for the primary, Mr. Trump, but frankly I think your base could use more diversity. 1.3553 0.05062 152 110 30 12
1486 As usual, the black sheep didn't show up. 1.3553 0.05148 152 111 28 13
1487 Yes, I used only cold water. They're hanging around now, drying out. 1.3552 0.04837 183 136 29 18
1488 Hi Mom. You were right. I just got home and sure enough they came back all on their own. 1.3551 0.05122 138 98 31 9
1489 No, my roommate doesn't mind. They help him fall asleep at night. 1.3551 0.04911 138 96 35 7
1490 I need a better work-life balance. 1.3550 0.04389 169 117 44 8
1491 Of course they're well-behaved. They're sheep! 1.3550 0.04774 169 122 34 13
1492 I've tried that--I'm still having trouble sleeping. 1.3548 0.04734 155 109 37 9
1493 I might be asleep. 1.3548 0.04734 155 109 37 9
1494 It's not as pastoral as the brochure appeared. 1.3548 0.05395 124 88 28 8
1495 Yes. Little Bo-Peep, they are here. ALL OF THEM! 1.3548 0.05238 155 115 25 15
1496 I say we get the flock out of here and see the city. 1.3548 0.04899 186 140 26 20
1497 Tell me again how this is supposed to help me sleep. 1.3548 0.05238 155 115 25 15
1498 I have to get them out of here by hook or by crook. 1.3548 0.04992 155 112 31 12
1499 I’m working remotely today. 1.3548 0.04992 155 112 31 12
1500 I had a sheep over last night. 1.3548 0.04821 155 110 35 10
1501 The rams are now in Los Angeles? 1.3547 0.04642 172 123 37 12
1502 How do you think I could bid so low on that park lawn maintenance contract. 1.3547 0.04714 172 124 35 13
1503 Sleep Disorder Treatment Center, Bo Speaking. 1.3544 0.05164 158 117 26 15
1504 Oh, wool gathering. How about you? 1.3544 0.05085 158 116 28 14
1505 Hello? Can I please speak to Mary? 1.3544 0.05085 158 116 28 14
1506 Thirteen fit in the freight elevator with me. The door man is watching the rest 1.3544 0.04406 158 108 44 6
1507 Can I call you back? Things are a little wild and woolly right now 1.3544 0.05006 158 115 30 13
1508 Yeah, I'm working from home today. What are you up to? 1.3544 0.05318 158 119 22 17
1509 Would you tell Little Bo Peep - I've found her sheep?! 1.3544 0.05318 158 119 22 17
1510 One fruit smoothie, and two hundred shots of wheatgrass please. 1.3543 0.05537 127 92 25 10
1511 Hello, is this 'Sheepless in Seattle'? Well, meet me at the Empire State Building and your prayers will be answered. 1.3542 0.05350 144 106 25 13
1512 Hey guys. A sigh of relief all around. Wool is up. 1.3542 0.05165 144 104 29 11
1513 I don’t know, I stopped counting 1.3542 0.05258 144 105 27 12
1514 Bo? Yes. Yes. 57th and Park. Apt. 28-C. I have no idea. OK. Bye. 1.3542 0.05350 144 106 25 13
1515 Its sort of like dog sitting. 1.3540 0.04442 161 111 43 7
1516 Have you herd? 1.3538 0.05554 130 95 24 11
1517 Yes, I'm trying to reach Little Bo Peep 1.3538 0.05445 130 94 26 10
1518 My high school guidance counselor predicted this. 1.3537 0.05090 147 106 30 11
1519 Ohhh. I thought the song lyrics were “I want to wake up in a city with a dozen sheep!” 1.3537 0.05444 147 110 22 15
1520 Are the wolves still around Wall St? 1.3537 0.05444 147 110 22 15
1521 We're making our Christmas sweaters from scratch this year. 1.3537 0.04998 147 105 32 10
1522 What do you mean you don't allow dogs? 1.3537 0.05358 147 109 24 14
1523 Please send a sheepdog to suite 7c 1.3537 0.05098 164 122 26 16
1524 Do you deliver grass? No, not that kind. 1.3537 0.05098 164 122 26 16
1525 I’m counting on getting a good rest tonight 1.3537 0.04796 164 118 34 12
1526 No Doc, I woke up and they were still here! 1.3536 0.04614 181 131 36 14
1527 I wish I could relax, but I keep taking my work home with me. 1.3533 0.05018 150 108 31 11
1528 It doesn't work: I haven't slept in days. 1.3533 0.05106 150 109 29 12
1529 I can’t tonight, I brought work home! 1.3533 0.05106 150 109 29 12
1530 I'm fine. What about Ewe? 1.3533 0.04928 150 107 33 10
1531 I'd like a hundred pounds of grass cuttings and a shepherds pie. 1.3533 0.05106 150 109 29 12
1532 I counted 20. Didn’t help at all. 1.3529 0.05376 136 99 26 11
1533 I hope she likes it, I got it for her at makeyourownsweater.com 1.3529 0.04894 170 125 30 15
1534 I still can’t sleep, but at least I found a new job. 1.3529 0.04948 153 110 32 11
1535 Ram Service? 1.3529 0.04680 153 107 38 8
1536 Of course, I feel sheepish. We all do. 1.3529 0.04861 153 109 34 10
1537 What? Oh, that’s just the T.V. 1.3526 0.04691 173 125 35 13
1538 Finding a reliable sheep-walking service is tough, but otherwise I'm loving the city life. 1.3526 0.04620 156 109 39 8
1539 No, no - I said "I'm FLOCKED!" 1.3526 0.04881 156 112 33 11
1540 Bo-Peep and I would love to move, but our apartment is rent controlled. 1.3526 0.04796 156 111 35 10
1541 City dog pound? Do you have any border collies available? 1.3526 0.04796 156 111 35 10
1542 At last! I've found the secret to shear happiness. 1.3526 0.04796 156 111 35 10
1543 Tonight? Probably Shepherd's pie. 1.3526 0.04965 156 113 31 12
1544 Oh, I'm just keeping watch over my flock by day . . how's everything with you? 1.3525 0.05193 139 100 29 10
1545 For heaven's sake, not a word of this to Bo-Peep. 1.3525 0.05486 139 103 23 13
1546 How much is the pet fee again? 1.3523 0.04492 176 125 40 11
1547 They thought I was Trump and followed me home 1.3523 0.04973 176 132 26 18
1548 I seriously need to get a wolf. 1.3523 0.04907 176 131 28 17
1549 Counting isn't working, could you send up some Xanax​? 1.3522 0.05213 159 119 24 16
1550 Yep, still having trouble sleeping. 1.3522 0.04733 159 113 36 10
1551 I saw it on Flocks News 1.3522 0.04816 159 114 34 11
1552 Uh, Siri, can you find me a "Little Bo Peep" who lost her sheep? 1.3522 0.05136 159 118 26 15
1553 Hello, Mary ? 1.3522 0.05058 159 117 28 14
1554 Your "farm to table" wool has arrived! 1.3522 0.04979 159 116 30 13
1555 I told Alexa I wanted a twelve-rack of lamb, not a twelve-pack of lambs! 1.3521 0.05400 142 105 24 13
1556 The hardest part was the elevator. 1.3521 0.04916 142 100 34 8
1557 I struck gold finding a pet friendly apartment 1.3521 0.05400 142 105 24 13
1558 Peep residence. No, she’s out looking for something. 1.3519 0.05066 162 120 27 15
1559 Hello, Bo? I bet you know why I'm calling. 1.3519 0.05066 162 120 27 15
1560 I hate taking my work home with me 1.3519 0.04913 162 118 31 13
1561 It didn't work. I'm still up. 1.3517 0.05228 145 106 27 12
1562 Yea, I’ve tried counting them. Doesn’t help at all. 1.3517 0.05135 145 105 29 11
1563 But you told me counting sheep would help me fall asleep—what do you mean “I don’t actually need to buy them”? 1.3517 0.05041 145 104 31 10
1564 No, I'm staying put today but I brought some work home. 1.3517 0.05135 145 105 29 11
1565 Put BoPeep on the phone. 1.3516 0.05272 128 91 29 8
1566 Hi Bo? No worries, they’re with me. 1.3515 0.04848 165 120 32 13
1567 IT'S TOM AGAIN, MISS PEEP - RANSOM WILL BE $50,000. 1.3515 0.04533 165 116 40 9
1568 This is the last time I'm going to be able to pass you guys off as service animals, so you better enjoy yourselves. 1.3515 0.04848 165 120 32 13
1569 Room service? Would you please send up a cheeseburger and a dozen salads. 1.3514 0.04483 148 101 42 5
1570 Yeah, we're all here. Just waiting for my dog to dial in. 1.3514 0.05327 148 110 24 14
1571 I found them. They bought a condo in Denver. Said they came for the grass. 1.3514 0.05151 148 108 28 12
1572 And you say the Border Collie will be how much longer? 1.3512 0.04558 168 119 39 10
1573 I'm going to have to call you back. I'm getting awfully sleepy. 1.3512 0.04712 168 121 35 12
1574 Can you add Animal Planet to my cable account? 1.3510 0.05249 151 112 25 14
1575 It's just so easy to get distracted when you work from home. 1.3509 0.04799 171 125 32 14
1576 Hello, this is the Sleep Wellness Institute. How can we help you? 1.3508 0.04500 191 139 37 15
1577 Counted ‘em twice and I’m still awake, so what do I try now? 1.3507 0.04884 134 93 35 6
1578 Hello, Bo Peep? I’ve found them. 1.3507 0.05109 134 95 31 8
1579 Yeh, I have them. 1.3506 0.04655 154 108 38 8
1580 We agreed to joint custody, but since then I haven’t heard even a peep. 1.3506 0.04921 154 111 32 11
1581 Yes, they are registered to vote! 1.3506 0.05255 154 115 24 15
1582 Yes, I tried counting them, but I'm still wide awake. 1.3506 0.05091 154 113 28 13
1583 Ok I only need 10 of you for a nap...the rest of you go back to the bedroom 1.3506 0.04921 154 111 32 11
1584 Yes, hello, is this the Church of the Good Shepherd? Oh thank God, I could really use your help! 1.3504 0.05138 137 98 30 9
1585 Give me your absolute best price on mint jelly. 1.3503 0.05259 157 118 23 16
1586 I took the flock to higher ground, just like you said. 1.3503 0.04506 157 109 41 7
1587 So Bo. You ready to meet my demands? 1.3503 0.05101 157 116 27 14
1588 You say you can't sleep? I'll be right there! 1.3503 0.04684 157 111 37 9
1589 No, the sleeping situation is great actually. 1.3503 0.04938 157 114 31 12
1590 Yeah, , no - we are staying inside until UGG season is over. 1.3503 0.05101 157 116 27 14
1591 I know, mom. They have no idea how good they have it. 1.3503 0.04613 177 128 36 13
1592 Some don't want to watch Fox News. 1.3500 0.04873 160 116 32 12
1593 Yes Bo, they’re wagging their tails, behind them. 1.3500 0.04708 160 114 36 10
1594 Yes, I've unplugged the cable box an plugged it back in--but they didn't go away. 1.3500 0.04873 160 116 32 12
1595 My wife has told me to get the Flock outa here ! 1.3500 0.05109 160 119 26 15
1596 Yeah, I'm here, protecting the flock from the Wolves of Wall Street. 1.3497 0.04506 183 132 38 13
1597 Bo Peep isn't here. I'm subletting. 1.3497 0.04887 163 119 31 13
1598 Hello Bo Peep? You'll never guess where I found your sheep. 1.3497 0.04988 143 102 32 9
1599 This is Flushing Meadows Sleep Center, how can I help you? 1.3497 0.05368 143 106 24 13
1600 There's no demand anymore. People just rely on HGTV and Xanax. 1.3497 0.05086 143 103 30 10
1601 I describe the style as more baa-haus 1.3494 0.04748 166 120 34 12
1602 Room service? What do you have to graze on? 1.3494 0.04824 166 121 32 13
1603 I bailed when she said she was a cat person. 1.3493 0.05106 146 106 29 11
1604 Yeah, I got wool. 1.3493 0.05012 146 105 31 10
1605 Should we tell her counting sheep is a figure of speech? 1.3493 0.05106 146 106 29 11
1606 Not much. Just watching the nightly ewes. 1.3493 0.05012 146 105 31 10
1607 They won’t go daownstairs after watching “The Wolf of Wall Street.” 1.3493 0.05106 146 106 29 11
1608 I'm counting on getting to sleep tonight! 1.3493 0.05197 146 107 27 12
1609 Yes officer, she's about 2' tall and answers to 'Hey, ewe.' 1.3493 0.05197 146 107 27 12
1610 Turns out she’s more of a frisbee dog. 1.3491 0.04763 169 123 33 13
1611 Movie night was a bust. It had nothing to do with either silence or lambs. 1.3490 0.05628 149 115 16 18
1612 Hello Mr. Peep, this is Shep, could I speak with your daughter Bo? 1.3490 0.05210 149 110 26 13
1613 Mutton residence, Jeff speaking. 1.3490 0.04658 149 104 38 7
1614 To be truthful, I'm feeling a little sheepish right now! 1.3490 0.05210 149 110 26 13
1615 How do I get the flock outta here? 1.3490 0.05122 149 109 28 12
1616 Bo, they came home. 1.3490 0.05210 149 110 26 13
1617 Yo,Bo? 1.3490 0.05033 149 108 30 11
1618 Yeah.....I'm watching EweTube.... 1.3488 0.04704 172 125 34 13
1619 You wanted me to work from home more often, so now what is it? 1.3487 0.04962 152 110 31 11
1620 They were under the sofa cushions this whole time! 1.3487 0.05049 152 111 29 12
1621 Yea mate, this is the greatest Airbnb ever! 1.3487 0.05135 152 112 27 13
1622 Beau Peep here. I found 'em. 1.3487 0.05219 152 113 25 14
1623 Tell Bo Peep that I'm willing to make a deal. 1.3487 0.04962 152 110 31 11
1624 Can we watch the Lions game at your house? 1.3487 0.05135 152 112 27 13
1625 Mary's out, this is Joe. 1.3487 0.05049 152 111 29 12
1626 We came in to watch Ewe tube 1.3484 0.05063 155 114 28 13
1627 Bo-Peep and I have joint custody. 1.3484 0.04980 155 113 30 12
1628 Yessir, yessir - 3B’s full! 1.3484 0.04980 155 113 30 12
1629 Of course I'm alone. There will never be another ewe. 1.3481 0.05595 135 101 21 13
1630 Yo, Little-Bo! I found 'em. 1.3481 0.04659 158 112 37 9
1631 My doctor thinks that I’m sheep deprived. 1.3481 0.04994 158 116 29 13
1632 Room service? Yes, that's one bushel of hay and a warm cinnamon bun. 1.3481 0.04994 158 116 29 13
1633 They heard about the Wolf of Wall Street and freaked. 1.3481 0.04604 181 132 35 14
1634 Hello, Center for Herding Disorder? 1.3478 0.04601 161 114 38 9
1635 Because I like them, Mother, they are my friends. 1.3478 0.05082 161 120 26 15
1636 Yes, this is Bro Peep. 1.3478 0.04601 161 114 38 9
1637 Uh, hey Bo. 1.3478 0.04551 184 134 36 14
1638 Hello, is this Bo Peep? I think I found them. 1.3478 0.04847 161 117 32 12
1639 Miss Peep? Yes ma'am, I found them. 1.3478 0.04847 161 117 32 12
1640 I'll bring them over later today. Right now I need them to help me take a nap. 1.3478 0.04766 161 116 34 11
1641 Room service? Yes I know that marijuana is not legal here. But I seriously need a supply of grass. 1.3476 0.05013 164 122 27 15
1642 I’m at the air baa and baa across from sheep’s meadow. 1.3476 0.04862 164 120 31 13
1643 Yeah, she's fast asleep. Where to next? 1.3475 0.05512 141 106 21 14
1644 The problem is that I ordered fifety thread count white sheets. 1.3475 0.05693 141 108 17 16
1645 I promise I'll stop bringing my work home. Please come back. 1.3475 0.05131 141 102 29 10
1646 Well, at least my base loves me... 1.3473 0.04874 167 123 30 14
1647 To sheep. perchance to dream? 1.3473 0.04947 167 124 28 15
1648 I am trying to assimilate to NY but I miss New Zealand. 1.3473 0.04874 167 123 30 14
1649 Urban Farming has its drawbacks. 1.3473 0.04724 167 121 34 12
1650 Yes, we’re all sleeping better. Thanks! 1.3473 0.04874 167 123 30 14
1651 No, Bo Peep, this is not just a come-on to get you up to my place. 1.3472 0.05427 144 108 22 14
1652 Is this Bo Peep from match.com? 1.3472 0.05336 144 107 24 13
1653 I'd like to order 1 pizza and 12 Caesar salads, without dressing. 1.3471 0.04665 170 123 35 12
1654 Bo Peep, I've found them. 1.3471 0.05093 170 129 23 18
1655 And to confirm, you still have a pet-friendly co-op policy. 1.3469 0.04793 147 104 35 8
1656 Yes, this is Mary. 1.3469 0.05167 147 108 27 12
1657 Central Park’ great, but the Sheep’s Meadow is too dangerous at night. 1.3469 0.05167 147 108 27 12
1658 Yes, my insomnia is gone, my problem now is what to do with so many sheep 1.3468 0.04891 173 129 28 16
1659 You don't think I've tried counting them? 1.3468 0.04535 173 124 38 11
1660 I know, I know, you want to get the flock out of here. 1.3467 0.05180 150 111 26 13
1661 I’d like to make an appointment for a haircut 1.3467 0.04914 150 108 32 10
1662 So, your Tinder page says you like the feel of raw wool... 1.3467 0.04822 150 107 34 9
1663 Look Mom, I tried the pills. This is the only way I can get to sleep. 1.3467 0.04914 150 108 32 10
1664 I heard you. I herd ewe. 1.3467 0.05093 150 110 28 12
1665 I'd like everything from your fresh greens menu plus one shepherd's pie 1.3465 0.05405 127 92 26 9
1666 Room service? I need more than a dozen sheep. I still can’t get to sleep. 1.3464 0.05106 153 113 27 13
1667 Miss Bo Peep, I believe I’ve found your sheep. 1.3464 0.05272 153 115 23 15
1668 Update for Alumni Newsletter - Urban Artisan Shepherd - Single but looking 1.3464 0.05021 153 112 29 12
1669 Dr. Wiley? Okay I’ve finished five episodes of ‘Perry Mason.’ Nope, still awake. Yeah, tried that, too. 1.3464 0.05021 153 112 29 12
1670 These ones are defective. I'm still wide awake. 1.3464 0.05353 153 116 21 16
1671 Oh, yeah. I have a lot of followers. 1.3462 0.05035 156 115 28 13
1672 I work from home. 1.3462 0.04695 156 111 36 9
1673 Yes, I’d like to order the Duck a L’Orange and a dozen side salads.. 1.3462 0.04695 156 111 36 9
1674 I've got to get the flock out of here. 1.3462 0.04695 156 111 36 9
1675 He fell asleep at thirteen. Can the rest of us go now? 1.3459 0.04967 159 117 29 13
1676 The last thing I remember is I was counting sheep. 1.3459 0.04635 159 113 37 9
1677 I told you, it's the only way I can sleep" 1.3459 0.04549 159 112 39 8
1678 Yeah, I found 'em. 1.3459 0.04804 159 115 33 11
1679 'fleece navidad to you too, mom.' 1.3459 0.04886 159 116 31 12
1680 How long did I sleep? 1.3457 0.04901 162 119 30 13
1681 Hello? Yes, this is Mr. Peep. 1.3457 0.04660 162 116 36 10
1682 Yeah, I'm over at Bo Peeps now. You're not going to believe this! 1.3457 0.04978 162 120 28 14
1683 At least the insomnia's not a problem anymore. 1.3457 0.04742 162 117 34 11
1684 My stock broker told me to get into commodities. 1.3457 0.04822 162 118 32 12
1685 No, it’s a walk-up, unfortunately... 1.3457 0.04577 162 115 38 9
1686 It worked, but you didn’t say they’d be here in the morning 1.3457 0.04978 162 120 28 14
1687 Alexa, can you get me Wolf on CNN? 1.3457 0.04901 162 119 30 13
1688 Honey, the hotel is just great --and they absolutely guarantee a good night's sleep! 1.3457 0.04822 162 118 32 12
1689 Hey honey? The little one followed Mary to school again. 1.3456 0.05046 136 97 31 8
1690 I think the Ambien is starting to kick in. 1.3456 0.05461 136 101 23 12
1691 Yep, we're all here watching Fox News. 1.3456 0.05360 136 100 25 11
1692 Hello. This is Mr. Peep. I want to report a missing person. 1.3455 0.04602 165 118 37 10
1693 Hello, I'm responding to the ad for an Old English Sheepdog . . . 1.3455 0.04987 165 123 27 15
1694 Found them - They were binge-watching Lassie. 1.3455 0.04682 165 119 35 11
1695 Apparently, they'll follow anyone with a crook. 1.3453 0.05076 139 100 30 9
1696 So you’re saying that I definitely will not be getting back my security deposit? 1.3452 0.04624 168 121 36 11
1697 Of course I counted them. 1.3452 0.04775 168 123 32 13
1698 Sorry, I can't reveal my location. I'm on the lam. 1.3452 0.04624 168 121 36 11
1699 Hello Uber, are you pet friendly? 1.3452 0.04624 168 121 36 11
1700 I STILL can't fall asleep. Send some drugs. 1.3450 0.04788 171 126 31 14
1701 I'm not sure I've got the hang of this urban farming thing. 1.3450 0.04716 171 125 33 13
1702 The lease says nothing about sheep. 1.3450 0.04336 171 120 43 8
1703 I’ll try and give you a call later, but I’m having a hard time staying awake, 1.3448 0.04832 145 103 34 8
1704 I want you to get the flock outta here! 1.3448 0.04729 174 128 32 14
1705 Exactly how did Little Bo Peep lose her sheep again? 1.3448 0.05027 145 105 30 10
1706 I only want them at night. 1.3448 0.05214 145 107 26 12
1707 I need to stop taking my work home with me. 1.3446 0.05226 148 110 25 13
1708 You gotta ask yourself, just how much a good night’s sleep is worth right now? 1.3446 0.05047 148 108 29 11
1709 At this point, I’m never sure what’s a good investment. 1.3446 0.04862 148 106 33 9
1710 I’d like to order a pepperoni pizza and 12 salads. 1.3446 0.04955 148 107 31 10
1711 The new job is great: I can work from home without a computer 1.3446 0.05047 148 108 29 11
1712 Yeah, I herd! 1.3446 0.05138 148 109 27 12
1713 Lost her sheep, you say? 1.3446 0.04569 148 103 39 6
1714 One medium pepperoni and three extra-large with double alfalfa. 1.3444 0.05236 151 113 24 14
1715 Ohhhh...you meant to metaphorically count. 1.3444 0.04976 151 110 30 11
1716 Bo Peep, I've found your sheep. 1.3444 0.04887 151 109 32 10
1717 When that ram shows up at the front desk please send him to room 427. 1.3444 0.04887 151 109 32 10
1718 No idea how many.. I can't count them or I might go to sleep! 1.3444 0.04976 151 110 30 11
1719 Hey Bo! We lost you at the exit ramp. We're already at your place. 1.3444 0.05064 151 111 28 12
1720 Baa-ing? No, it must be on your end 1.3442 0.04908 154 112 31 11
1721 Of course I counted them! But I'm still awake. 1.3442 0.04732 154 110 35 9
1722 Such are the hazards of bringing your work home with you. 1.3442 0.04549 154 108 39 7
1723 Somehow I didn't think the whole 'leave them alone and they'll come home' thing was going to work for a 10-floor walk-up. 1.3442 0.04641 154 109 37 8
1724 Yeah Doc, I still have insomnia. 1.3439 0.04842 157 114 32 11
1725 You will like it here, Abigail. The maid says they wash the sheeps every morning. 1.3439 0.05169 157 118 24 15
1726 I'm watching this crazy story about a cat lady.... 1.3439 0.04926 157 115 30 12
1727 Actually, I've lost my way also. 1.3439 0.04757 157 113 34 10
1728 I'm trying to see how many they are, but I keep falling asleep. 1.3438 0.04940 160 118 29 13
1729 We are hiding from the Wolf Of Wall Street 1.3438 0.04940 160 118 29 13
1730 It was an amicable separation. Bo Peep_went her way. I went mine 1.3438 0.04779 160 116 33 11
1731 No, Mary's not here but the lambs are. 1.3438 0.04779 160 116 33 11
1732 Air B & B? I said I wanted a place where I could get some sleep. 1.3438 0.04779 160 116 33 11
1733 Please send an extra shaving kit up to room 811 - thank you. 1.3438 0.04860 160 117 31 12
1734 I don't think your sleeping pills work -- or they work too well. I can't tell anymore. 1.3438 0.04437 160 112 41 7
1735 What do I do after I've counted them? 1.3436 0.04875 163 120 30 13
1736 You won't believe what we went through on the subway ride home. 1.3436 0.04554 163 116 38 9
1737 I offer the only locally farmed sheep in New York City. 1.3436 0.04952 163 121 28 14
1738 Oh nothing, just binge watching some sheep 1.3435 0.05913 131 101 15 15
1739 Please tell Bo-Peep that I found her lost sheep, and she has 24 hours to come get them before I start writing a little ditty of my own! 1.3434 0.05035 166 125 25 16
1740 We all made it to the City except for Mary and the lamb. 1.3434 0.04579 166 119 37 10
1741 Minding my sheep and you? 1.3433 0.05201 134 97 28 9
1742 It’s safe for you to come now. I had the whole apartment pasturized. 1.3433 0.05515 134 100 22 12
1743 Room service? You forgot the black one... 1.3432 0.04677 169 123 34 12
1744 Send me up some sleeping pills, these sheep aren’t working. 1.3432 0.04897 169 126 28 15
1745 She's given me 24 hours to get the flock out of here. 1.3432 0.04825 169 125 30 14
1746 Doc, I still can't get to sleep. 1.3432 0.04825 169 125 30 14
1747 We’ll be up here through the winter. Kiss the dog for me. 1.3431 0.05427 137 102 23 12
1748 Doc?...remember that suggestion for my insomnea? 1.3430 0.04835 172 128 29 15
1749 Hello, Bopeep? I saw your flyer in the laundromat. 1.3430 0.04835 172 128 29 15
1750 No, no — I told you I'm a 'herder' , not a 'hoarder'. 1.3430 0.04619 172 125 35 12
1751 They don’t allow dogs or cats; didn’t say anything about sheep. 1.3429 0.04492 175 126 38 11
1752 I know you told me not to bring my work home, but I couldn't sleep. 1.3429 0.05046 140 101 30 9
1753 Yeah, tell him I found his base. 1.3427 0.05445 143 108 21 14
1754 No, it didn’t work out. She was tired of me always taking my work home. 1.3427 0.05354 143 107 23 13
1755 Tell dad that I've decided to take my talents to New York 1.3425 0.05274 146 109 24 13
1756 Well, I'm quite happy here. But they're a little uncertain about living in Sheepshead Bay. 1.3425 0.04998 146 106 30 10
1757 Cats might be easier. 1.3425 0.04998 146 106 30 10
1758 I just feel like I've got to get the flock out of here. 1.3423 0.05108 149 110 27 12
1759 I’ve changed my mind. I get the penthouse in the city and you get the 500 acres in Ireland. 1.3423 0.05283 149 112 23 14
1760 No doc, it didn't cure my insomnia. 1.3421 0.04860 152 110 32 10
1761 It's not working. I'm wide awake! 1.3421 0.05206 152 114 24 14
1762 Why, what have you herd? 1.3421 0.05206 152 114 24 14
1763 Everybody in the living Nativity got the flu, so what do I do with all these sheep? 1.3421 0.04769 152 109 34 9
1764 Maybe my knitting has gotten a little bit out of hand, but on the plus side I've never slept so well 1.3421 0.05036 152 112 28 12
1765 Yes, Hello? Customer service? This new Ambien prescription is not what I expected. 1.3421 0.05122 152 113 26 13
1766 I don't think they really thought it through when they offered working from home two days a week. 1.3421 0.04860 152 110 32 10
1767 Great restaurants, but I've been thinking about moving back to the country. 1.3419 0.05132 155 116 25 14
1768 It's a nice room, and I've never slept better. 1.3419 0.05050 155 115 27 13
1769 Yeah, tell Bo-Peep, "look no further..." 1.3419 0.04881 155 113 31 11
1770 No, dude, YOU shut the flock up! 1.3419 0.05293 155 118 21 16
1771 I'm disrupting "farm to table." 1.3419 0.05213 155 117 23 15
1772 One medium pepperoni pizza and two hectares of your premium Irish pasture grass. 1.3419 0.04966 155 114 29 12
1773 It’d be a lot easier if the condo association would let me have a dog. 1.3418 0.04981 158 117 28 13
1774 I booked us the sheepest room 1.3418 0.04899 158 116 30 12
1775 I told you the white carpeting was a b-a-a-a d choice. 1.3418 0.04646 158 113 36 9
1776 Room service? I'll have one Shepherd's Pie. 1.3416 0.04993 161 120 27 14
1777 Tell Bo Peep I want 500 dollars if she every wants to see them again ... 1.3416 0.04326 161 112 43 6
1778 I will be needing a few extra staff 1.3416 0.04587 161 115 37 9
1779 It's kinda like that movie The Birds, only with sheep. 1.3416 0.04914 161 119 29 13
1780 Well mom, it turns out you CAN fit a whole flock into a studio appartment. 1.3415 0.04531 164 117 38 9
1781 "I can't tell which one is the wolf in sheep's clothing" 1.3415 0.04693 164 119 34 11
1782 Listen, their Black Friday sale was too good to pass up. 1.3415 0.04850 164 121 30 13
1783 No, the insomnia hasn't gone... Yes, I have tried counting them. 1.3415 0.04926 164 122 28 14
1784 I'm trying to relax but work just follows me everywhere! 1.3415 0.04693 164 119 34 11
1785 Oh, nothing, just doing some wool-gathering. 1.3413 0.04712 167 122 33 12
1786 I’ve no idea now many. I fall asleep counting. 1.3413 0.04788 167 123 31 13
1787 I can talk to you until the cows come home. 1.3413 0.04635 167 121 35 11
1788 I can’t wait to get the flock out of here. 1.3413 0.04862 167 124 29 14
1789 No mom it isn’t ‘just a phase’. 1.3413 0.05009 167 126 25 16
1790 Give me the insomniac’s room number. 1.3412 0.04873 170 127 28 15
1791 Of course I've tried counting them! ...Okay, I'll hold. 1.3412 0.04728 170 125 32 13
1792 Working from home today, boss. 1.3412 0.04873 170 127 28 15
1793 Can it wait? I'm working from home today. 1.3411 0.05220 129 93 28 8
1794 I hate to tell you Darlene, but I think you misunderstood when I said 'I love ewes so much.' 1.3411 0.05220 129 93 28 8
1795 Nah,we're all going to stay home to watch Martha Stewart make shepherd's pie. 1.3410 0.04669 173 127 33 13
1796 But nobody had a problem with my working from home when I was in Accounting. 1.3409 0.04613 176 129 34 13
1797 Okay, I counted the sheep. Now what? 1.3406 0.04878 138 98 33 7
1798 Come on Bo Peep, pick up! 1.3406 0.05193 138 101 27 10
1799 Bo-Peep? I think I have what you're looking for. 1.3406 0.05193 138 101 27 10
1800 Sorry, I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to ewe. 1.3404 0.04914 141 101 32 8
1801 What's the return policy on your large box of sleep aid? 1.3404 0.05498 141 107 20 14
1802 I’d like the M-U-T-T-O-N chops? 1.3403 0.05413 144 109 21 14
1803 Yes, doctor, it's urgent. I can't stop the bleating. 1.3403 0.04743 144 102 35 7
1804 Seriously? No pets allowed? 1.3403 0.05136 144 106 27 11
1805 Yes, hello. I'd like to submit a complaint, my neighbor's dog won't stop barking and the lease says no pets. 1.3403 0.04743 144 102 35 7
1806 Twelve I think, but I still can't sleep 1.3401 0.05062 147 108 28 11
1807 No, I said thirteen salads. Thirteen. 1.3401 0.04969 147 107 30 10
1808 Inventory is up, but I'm down to my last staff. 1.3401 0.04969 147 107 30 10
1809 I keep trying to get a count of them but I always fall asleep before I finish 1.3401 0.04778 147 105 34 8
1810 Would you mind picking up 500 pounds of clover on your way home? 1.3401 0.04969 147 107 30 10
1811 Peep here. Found ‘em 1.3401 0.04969 147 107 30 10
1812 Yeah, I'm bummed out, but you should see my severance package. 1.3400 0.04714 150 107 35 8
1813 I can't talk right now. We're watching "Breaking Baaad." 1.3400 0.05079 150 111 27 12
1814 I didn't say I was taking a nap. I said I was home counting sheep. 1.3400 0.05167 150 112 25 13
1815 Urban farming has made me a lot closer with the flock 1.3399 0.04833 153 111 32 10
1816 Ive been counting them all day and I still can't get to sleep. 1.3399 0.05008 153 113 28 12
1817 Yes, I've tried. There are twelve of them. 1.3399 0.04921 153 112 30 11
1818 Counting them makes me sleepy, but the smell keeps me wide awake. 1.3399 0.05008 153 113 28 12
1819 I'm staying at an Airbahnbah 1.3397 0.05104 156 117 25 14
1820 Oh, you said sleep over. 1.3397 0.04939 156 115 29 12
1821 Is Mary there ? 1.3397 0.04855 156 114 31 11
1822 The real challenge was getting them on the elevator. 1.3397 0.04939 156 115 29 12
1823 As Airbnb’s go, it’s alright. But I was hoping for something a bit more rural. 1.3397 0.05022 156 116 27 13
1824 Hello, Amazon? I think there's been a mix-up. Yes, my name is A. Shepherd. Why do you ask? 1.3397 0.04769 156 113 33 10
1825 Yes, I do respect you . . . I understand . . . So will you please, please come home Lassie! 1.3396 0.04791 159 116 32 11
1826 I hate bringing work home with me on the weekend. 1.3396 0.04954 159 118 28 13
1827 Hi Bo. It’s Dad. Just wondering when you’re coming back from your trip 1.3396 0.04791 159 116 32 11
1828 Hello Amazon, we have a problem. 1.3396 0.05034 159 119 26 14
1829 I've got the Baa. You bring the Humbug. 1.3396 0.04873 159 117 30 12
1830 We'd watch Silence of the Lambs, but they never stay quiet. 1.3396 0.05034 159 119 26 14
1831 I’m trying to vacation, but it seems like my work follows me everywhere. 1.3396 0.04954 159 118 28 13
1832 Uh-oh! Wolf documentary. 1.3395 0.04647 162 117 35 10
1833 It's amazing, Jack. Ever since I took this job my number of followers has skyrocketed. 1.3395 0.04729 162 118 33 11
1834 He’s counted us three times already. How is he still awake? 1.3395 0.04647 162 117 35 10
1835 No, it hasn’t helped the insomnia. 1.3394 0.04748 165 121 32 12
1836 Get the flock outta here. 1.3394 0.04748 165 121 32 12
1837 That's correct, my delivery order is a pastrami on rye and 6 bales of hay. 1.3394 0.04748 165 121 32 12
1838 MARY --where are you ? 1.3393 0.04983 168 127 25 16
1839 I feel a nap coming on. 1.3393 0.04763 168 124 31 13
1840 Turns out it's true what daytime TV turns people into. 1.3392 0.05057 171 131 22 18
1841 It's a bit messy, but I sure fall asleep a lot faster now. 1.3391 0.04647 174 128 33 13
1842 Hello, Bo? Yeah, I found 'em. 1.3391 0.04575 174 127 35 12
1843 Can Larry do it? I'm working from home today. 1.3387 0.05713 124 93 20 11
1844 It’s farm to suite to table 1.3386 0.05387 127 93 25 9
1845 ....but honey, other husbands bring there work home sometimes. 1.3385 0.05411 130 96 24 10
1846 They wanted to see who won the herding group at Westminster. 1.3383 0.05431 133 99 23 11
1847 I have no idea how many . . . I fall asleep as soon as I get past seven. 1.3383 0.05325 133 98 25 10
1848 Hey Bo-Peep. You want to see your sheep again? 1.3381 0.05262 139 103 25 11
1849 What Smell? 1.3381 0.04956 139 100 31 8
1850 Get Bo_Peep on the line. I found them. 1.3381 0.04849 139 99 33 7
1851 We should get together, I'm working from home, too. 1.3380 0.05182 142 105 26 11
1852 No, I beg to differ, but I specifically ordered the lamb chops"... 1.3380 0.05278 142 106 24 12
1853 Oh, just gathering wool. . . 1.3380 0.05464 142 108 20 14
1854 Hi , I'd like to order a shepherd's pie to go. 1.3380 0.05182 142 105 26 11
1855 Counting sheep didn't work, so I'm watching C-SPAN. 1.3380 0.05278 142 106 24 12
1856 Can you send up more pillows? 1.3380 0.05085 142 104 28 10
1857 I don't have an I problem. I have a ewe problem. 1.3379 0.05199 145 108 25 12
1858 Me? Oh, nuthin', just chillin' and watching the evening ewes. 1.3379 0.05290 145 109 23 13
1859 It's a miracle! Our flock is safe from the wolves of Wall Street. 1.3379 0.05199 145 108 25 12
1860 Can we agree that we’ve taken this whole “work from home” thing a bit too far? 1.3379 0.05012 145 106 29 10
1861 Well exactly what time does the damn field open? 1.3378 0.05212 148 111 24 13
1862 Hi, is Mary there? 1.3378 0.05386 148 113 20 15
1863 I tell you this place has a GREAT pet policy ! 1.3378 0.04941 148 108 30 10
1864 I should have gotten the two bedroom. 1.3378 0.04653 148 105 36 7
1865 They told me, "Leave them alone, and they'll come home." 1.3378 0.04847 148 107 32 9
1866 Hey! You're my agent! Somewhere there's gotta be a better job than rounding up a crowd for Trump rallies. 1.3378 0.05386 148 113 20 15
1867 I decided to move to greener pastures. 1.3378 0.05033 148 109 28 11
1868 No I wish I could,but my family's in town. 1.3378 0.04553 148 104 38 6
1869 I know the sheep prefer the pasture but I just want to be like all the other millennials working from home. 1.3378 0.05212 148 111 24 13
1870 I still can’t stop bringing my work home with me. 1.3378 0.04941 148 108 30 10
1871 Well I like to think of it more as farm-to-table. 1.3378 0.04751 148 106 34 8
1872 Sorry, I was just nodding off when you called. 1.3377 0.04781 151 109 33 9
1873 Hello Sheep Rescue? Okay, I'll hold. 1.3377 0.04873 151 110 31 10
1874 They're easier to count than votes. 1.3377 0.05051 151 112 27 12
1875 No, we'll come back when YOU apologize. 1.3377 0.05051 151 112 27 12
1876 No, we're having a night in for a change. 1.3377 0.04894 154 113 30 11
1877 I think one of them ate the remote. 1.3377 0.05148 154 116 24 14
1878 Yeah, I invited over a few friends from work. 1.3377 0.04894 154 113 30 11
1879 It looks like Mary took off with the little one. 1.3377 0.05230 154 117 22 15
1880 Lassie, can you pick up the lambs after school? 1.3376 0.04995 157 117 27 13
1881 I'd like to cancel pay-per-ewe. 1.3376 0.05076 157 118 25 14
1882 Sure,moving to the city was a big transition,but bringing the flock has really helped. 1.3376 0.04657 157 113 35 9
1883 I don't know why I am having such a hard time staying awake. 1.3376 0.04743 157 114 33 10
1884 I found a way to get to sleep. 1.3376 0.04829 157 115 31 11
1885 Well I decided to do this online dating thing and I meet this really nice gal, Lil Bo Peep, and things started getting really serious, really fast and the next thing I know... 1.3376 0.04829 157 115 31 11
1886 We’ll take twelve garden salads and a fish sandwich. 1.3376 0.04568 157 112 37 8
1887 All right, have it your way—you heard a sheep bleat!" 1.3376 0.05076 157 118 25 14
1888 Just putting the "pen" in penthouse. 1.3376 0.04913 157 116 29 12
1889 Don't worry, the wolves don't have a clue where we are. 1.3375 0.04766 160 117 32 11
1890 Last thing I remember is counting them. 1.3375 0.04682 160 116 34 10
1891 Peep's Sleep Service ... 1.3375 0.04847 160 118 30 12
1892 Herding is so much easier with only 500 square feet 1.3375 0.04511 160 114 38 8
1893 Yes, it’s a little tight but the flock and I had to face facts - we’re city folk. 1.3375 0.04928 160 119 28 13
1894 Apparently they don't allow dogs in this place. 1.3375 0.05085 160 121 24 15
1895 Yeah, that's right, Bo Peep. Tell her they don't want to come home 1.3375 0.04598 160 115 36 9
1896 Found them. They followed a hedge fund manager. 1.3374 0.04863 163 121 29 13
1897 We lost her somewhere in Times Square. 1.3374 0.04541 163 117 37 9
1898 Tell me about this Ambien thing again. 1.3374 0.04940 163 122 27 14
1899 Just wool-gathering... and you? 1.3373 0.04486 166 119 38 9
1900 Hello? Bo Peep? 1.3373 0.04800 166 123 30 13
1901 The melatonin hasn’t been working. 1.3373 0.04486 166 119 38 9
1902 Work from home,” they said 1.3373 0.05023 166 126 24 16
1903 Bo, they're home but they're not wagging their tails. 1.3373 0.04403 166 118 40 8
1904 The at home course is definitely educational but I can't wait to get out and do the field work. 1.3373 0.05028 169 129 23 17
1905 Trust me, the Rams will win this. 1.3373 0.04352 169 120 41 8
1906 Then I'd give the Ambien a try. 1.3373 0.04739 169 125 31 13
1907 Sure I can talk, I'm just tending to some work I took home. 1.3373 0.05028 169 129 23 17
1908 The pay is fine, but working from home is turning out to be a lot less convenient than expected. 1.3373 0.04432 169 121 39 9
1909 It’s for ewe. 1.3372 0.04753 172 128 30 14
1910 That's right 10 large pizzas, half grass, half clover. 1.3372 0.04824 172 129 28 15
1911 People don't understand the sacrifices us Brooklynites make for true farm to table. 1.3372 0.04223 172 121 44 7
1912 Doing? Just sitting here thinking of ewe. 1.3371 0.04832 175 132 27 16
1913 Room Service, I'd like to order from the grazing menu. 1.3360 0.05558 125 93 22 10
1914 But its halftime and the Rams are on. 1.3358 0.05184 134 98 27 9
1915 What channel is the Rams game on? 1.3357 0.04821 140 100 33 7
1916 I think I’ll just get some sleeping pills. 1.3357 0.04926 140 101 31 8
1917 Abiding in the penthouse, keeping watch. You? 1.3357 0.05130 140 103 27 10
1918 I'm afraid all I have left are a dozen white. 1.3357 0.05055 143 105 28 10
1919 No, I'm the service animal. 1.3357 0.05246 143 107 24 12
1920 When the co- op board asked if I had any pets, I said I had to count sheep to help me fall asleep. I guess they took it figuratively. Now I have to go for the “emotional support animal” waiver. 1.3357 0.05152 143 106 26 11
1921 I could have sworn it said Air Baa and Baa. 1.3357 0.04957 143 104 30 9
1922 Hello. Is this Mary? 1.3356 0.04887 146 106 31 9
1923 This is where we'll winter. 1.3356 0.04887 146 106 31 9
1924 Bob says I need to stop bringing work home. 1.3356 0.04887 146 106 31 9
1925 Yes Ms Peep, they are here, all 12 of them. 1.3356 0.04789 146 105 33 8
1926 Maintenance? Please, the elevator needs some attention. 1.3356 0.04887 146 106 31 9
1927 Landlord has had it. Told me I had to “get the flock out” of her apartment. 1.3356 0.05094 149 111 26 12
1928 Working from home has become the new trend 1.3356 0.05004 149 110 28 11
1929 Hello, customer service? I need help changing my ringtone. 1.3356 0.05094 149 111 26 12
1930 Yeah ,we're in but it wasnt easy sneaking everyone past reception.. 1.3356 0.04627 149 106 36 7
1931 I’m sorry. Mary is unable to come to the phone. 1.3356 0.05094 149 111 26 12
1932 Room service? I’ll have the ribeye with baked potato, asparagus and 400 pounds of oats. 1.3356 0.05094 149 111 26 12
1933 Right, 3 pizzas with fescue, 3 with Kentucky Bluegrass, and could you throw in a gallon of Woolite? 1.3355 0.04935 152 112 29 11
1934 I still feel a bit sheepish working from home. 1.3355 0.04935 152 112 29 11
1935 Sure, we miss the backyard, but at least here they'll get some cultural exposure. 1.3355 0.05022 152 113 27 12
1936 They're flocking to New York. 1.3355 0.04568 152 108 37 7
1937 No! I said I wanted a room for my ewes. 1.3355 0.04781 155 113 32 10
1938 No, seriously dude, you wouldn't believe how hard it is to pull the wool over their eyes. 1.3355 0.04953 155 115 28 12
1939 I’m looking for a “Miss Bopeep”? 1.3355 0.04692 155 112 34 9
1940 Hi, Miss Peep. I know where you can find them. 1.3355 0.04868 155 114 30 11
1941 If this doesn't bring Bo back to me, nothing will. 1.3354 0.04886 158 117 29 12
1942 Yes, I have tried counting sheep... 1.3354 0.04803 158 116 31 11
1943 Yes, I also do dog-sitting and cat-sitting. 1.3354 0.04544 158 113 37 8
1944 Trying to reach Little Boy Blue; I've got a small emergency here. 1.3354 0.04718 158 115 33 10
1945 I think my therapist nailed it: I've got to stop taking my work home. 1.3354 0.04718 158 115 33 10
1946 Hey Mom, found 'em. We're at your place. 1.3354 0.05057 161 122 24 15
1947 Hey, Sheepless in Seattle — I think I can help you out. 1.3354 0.04740 161 118 32 11
1948 I'm not sure that working from home was such a good idea! 1.3354 0.04658 161 117 34 10
1949 I got this new sheep-sitting app to make a couple extra bucks and you’d be surprised how many people in the city own sheep. 1.3354 0.04680 164 120 33 11
1950 Good news. Solved my sleeping problems. 1.3354 0.04914 164 123 27 14
1951 Hasn't changed. They still follow me everywhere against the rules. 1.3354 0.04837 164 122 29 13
1952 After downsizing from the farm, the flock is starting to question my leadership... 1.3354 0.04914 164 123 27 14
1953 I tried, Ma! I still can't sleep! 1.3354 0.04680 164 120 33 11
1954 On rainy days, they INSIST on coming inside and watching "Babe" on DVD. 1.3354 0.04600 164 119 35 10
1955 Apparently roaming is not covered. 1.3353 0.04543 167 121 36 10
1956 Ambien made me do weird things. 1.3353 0.04543 167 121 36 10
1957 I know the meal delivery kit said fresh ingredients, but this is too fresh. 1.3353 0.05002 170 130 23 17
1958 I got a role in a play about GOP voter registration, but it’s a bit too literal... 1.3353 0.04861 170 128 27 15
1959 I've run into a spot of bother with the co-op board. 1.3353 0.04436 173 125 38 10
1960 Well, yes, herding sheep is a lot easier in the City. 1.3353 0.04658 173 128 32 13
1961 The landlord said we better get the flock outta here. 1.3352 0.04616 179 133 32 14
1962 I don't know how long I'm gonna last at this job, Ma...I keep falling asleep. 1.3351 0.04459 188 139 35 14
1963 What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas 1.3333 0.05361 135 101 23 11
1964 No, the condo association won't reconsider. So much for the urban farming concept. 1.3333 0.05099 141 104 27 10
1965 We thought we'd stay in and Netflock. 1.3333 0.04828 144 104 32 8
1966 They call it urban herding 1.3333 0.04859 147 107 31 9
1967 Need a few more...still can't sleep. 1.3333 0.04656 165 121 33 11
1968 Front desk...I'm missing one. 1.3333 0.04550 162 117 36 9
1969 Business has been tough since we moved to the city that never sleeps. 1.3333 0.04907 153 113 29 11
1970 The view is great but the Condo board is trying to fleece us. 1.3333 0.05074 138 101 28 9
1971 That's fake news, I never lost any sheep! 1.3333 0.04994 153 114 27 12
1972 Remember telling me wool futures were hot? You'll never guess what I did. 1.3333 0.04796 162 120 30 12
1973 Home game,rooting for the Rams against theLions. 1.3333 0.04954 147 108 29 10
1974 I'm not sure how long I've been asleep. 1.3333 0.05138 147 110 25 12
1975 Good news, Ms. Peep! 1.3333 0.04509 177 130 35 12
1976 And to add insult to injury, I still cant sleep. 1.3333 0.05047 147 109 27 11
1977 Working from home today...need to focus on my staffing strategy. 1.3333 0.05307 144 109 22 13
1978 Tell the doctor I've changed my mind. I need that prescription for sleeping pills as soon as possible. 1.3333 0.05074 138 101 28 9
1979 Well, for the past few months I’ve been working remotely but I’d be very interested in exploring other opportunities. 1.3333 0.04360 168 120 40 8
1980 I'm missing one. What did Mary have for dinner? 1.3333 0.05278 138 103 24 11
1981 Last thing I remember was the dog leaving 1.3333 0.04543 171 125 35 11
1982 Nothing. Ewe? 1.3333 0.05228 147 111 23 13
1983 You're talking a lot but all I'm hearing is baa baa baa. 1.3333 0.04562 147 104 37 6
1984 Gotta go. We’re due at yoga. 1.3333 0.04928 144 105 30 9
1985 I’m sorry for taking this call from my cell. I’m shepherding from home today. 1.3333 0.04837 171 129 27 15
1986 If my landlord allowed me to have a dog I'd at least be able to keep them organized. 1.3333 0.04751 168 125 30 13
1987 No, I said take them to the highest grazing spot on the Matterhorn, not Manhattan. 1.3333 0.05278 138 103 24 11
1988 Now I know why Mary didn't have two little lambs. 1.3333 0.05151 135 99 27 9
1989 I found an Air bah-n-bah. 1.3333 0.04976 150 111 28 11
1990 But Dad...the meadow was really hot! 1.3333 0.05198 141 105 25 11
1991 Ram service, please! 1.3333 0.05099 141 104 27 10
1992 My occupation? I'm a work-from-home shepherd. 1.3333 0.05091 156 118 24 14
1993 Where in the flock am I? 1.3333 0.05239 150 114 22 14
1994 You wouldn't believe how much my sleep has improved. 1.3333 0.05201 129 94 27 8
1995 For take out please. One large Margherita pizza and 12 green salads, hold the onions. 1.3333 0.05040 126 90 30 6
1996 Hey, Bo! Guess what I found! 1.3333 0.05294 141 106 23 12
1997 When do you think Little Bo Peep can get over here? 1.3333 0.04729 153 111 33 9
1998 Yes, this is Little Boy Blue. - No, they're not in the meadow. 1.3333 0.04495 165 119 37 9
1999 Absolutely the view is great, but I thought I was dog sitting. 1.3333 0.05151 135 99 27 9
2000 Hello, Room Service? This isn't what it sounds like, but I need someone to go out and get me some grass - quite a bit of grass. 1.3333 0.05120 132 96 28 8
2001 I'm just having a few coworkers over. 1.3333 0.04459 147 103 39 5
2002 I'll have the pepperoni pizza, a diet Coke and a case of Woolite. 1.3333 0.04676 168 124 32 12
2003 Well, how would the tentant's feel about free sweaters? 1.3333 0.04637 153 110 35 8
2004 I’m their leader now, and I kind of like it. 1.3333 0.04994 153 114 27 12
2005 I really shouldn't have ordered the sheep before the farm 1.3333 0.04474 183 135 35 13
2006 Must be time for Sean Hannity. 1.3333 0.04907 171 130 25 16
2007 Please tell me the price of wool today. 1.3333 0.04926 156 116 28 12
2008 Yes, you heard me right. That’s one shepherd’s pie, a bottle of Bud, and a dozen bushels of fresh mown grass. 1.3333 0.05198 141 105 25 11
2009 No. I will not accept a collect call from Miss Bo Peep! 1.3333 0.05074 138 101 28 9
2010 Here? Because, in Seattle it's sheepless. 1.3333 0.05047 147 109 27 11
2011 You were right about Brooklyn. 1.3333 0.05079 153 115 25 13
2012 A Trump rally all white sheep 1.3333 0.05464 135 102 21 12
2013 No, she’s not lost.....she’s in the black sheep matter march. 1.3333 0.06072 123 96 13 14
2014 Hi Amazon. I received my flock, but do you have the tracking number for my herding dog? 1.3333 0.04521 168 122 36 10
2015 Yeah, but it's not cheap once you sign up for pay per ewe. 1.3315 0.04769 181 138 26 17
2016 You need them back for a vote? 1.3314 0.04801 169 127 28 14
2017 You mean I don't have to buy sheep to count them? 1.3314 0.04727 169 126 30 13
2018 I've counted them! I've counted them, and I still can't sleep! 1.3314 0.04419 169 122 38 9
2019 Oh, you know, same old baa, baa, baa... 1.3314 0.04801 169 127 28 14
2020 Is this room service? I'd like to order shepherd's pie. 1.3313 0.04632 166 122 33 11
2021 You were right, I should have tried sleeping medication 1.3313 0.04863 166 125 27 14
2022 I know we've talked about bringing work home. 1.3313 0.04787 166 124 29 13
2023 I saw your ad for a wolf. 1.3313 0.04863 166 125 27 14
2024 Apparently, there was no room in the manger. 1.3313 0.04610 163 119 34 10
2025 Nah, man—this isn’t even the strangest Airbnb I’ve been to. 1.3313 0.04771 163 121 30 12
2026 Remind me, how this is supposed to help me sleep? 1.3313 0.04668 160 117 33 10
2027 If I can pull this off it will change herding as we know it forever. 1.3313 0.04915 160 120 27 13
2028 I'd like to but I'm very sleepy right now 1.3313 0.04668 160 117 33 10
2029 Room Service? I need a dozen shepherd's pies. 1.3313 0.04752 160 118 31 11
2030 Of course I didn’t bring them in the house. 1.3313 0.04915 160 120 27 13
2031 What channel is Fox News? 1.3312 0.04899 157 117 28 12
2032 Just so you know, this on-line video course makes it look more like an outdoor profession. 1.3312 0.04729 157 115 32 10
2033 Right. Free-range, not pasture-raised. 1.3312 0.04179 157 109 44 4
2034 So, I get to be my own boss and the sheep like the view. 1.3312 0.04815 157 116 30 11
2035 The experts call it semi-sedentary pastoralism. 1.3312 0.04899 157 117 28 12
2036 Once I realized I could work at home, it was 'Big city, here I come!' 1.3312 0.04815 157 116 30 11
2037 The ad said the apartment was perfect for a crook on the lam but I think I got fleeced. 1.3312 0.04880 154 114 29 11
2038 Yes, all of our meats are locally sourced. 1.3312 0.05051 154 116 25 13
2039 I would like to order four alfalfa pizzas. 1.3312 0.04792 154 113 31 10
2040 I ordered a black sheep. 1.3312 0.04612 154 111 35 8
2041 It's a new app - they call it Air Baa & Baa 1.3312 0.04792 154 113 31 10
2042 Little Bo Peep got the house in the divorce. 1.3312 0.04792 154 113 31 10
2043 Old MacDonald moved uptown, E-I-E-I-O. 1.3312 0.04703 154 112 33 9
2044 So you're telling me to get the flock out of here? 1.3311 0.05123 151 114 24 13
2045 I think I can get more space in Brooklyn. 1.3311 0.04735 148 107 33 8
2046 Nope. Bo Beep isn't here. I'm just house sitting. 1.3310 0.04899 145 106 30 9
2047 The room is fine, but do you have something with a Central Park view, perhaps a meadow of some sort? 1.3310 0.04800 145 105 32 8
2048 Hi, I'm calling on behalf of Lambs Without Borders... 1.3310 0.05091 145 108 26 11
2049 Be right there. I have a few things to tend to. 1.3310 0.04699 145 104 34 7
2050 It’s Sunday. I’m tending my flock! 1.3310 0.05184 145 109 24 12
2051 Mind if I bring some work along? 1.3310 0.05091 145 108 26 11
2052 Oh, not much, just hangin' with the base watching the President's speech. 1.3310 0.04996 145 107 28 10
2053 Yo little Bo. Found the flock. Meet me at my crib in 10. 1.3310 0.04969 142 104 29 9
2054 Okay, I’ve got it. Anything but “Silence of the Lambs”. 1.3310 0.04764 142 102 33 7
2055 My business plan is still a little fuzzy. 1.3310 0.05069 142 105 27 10
2056 Moving back in with my parents was easier than I expected 1.3310 0.04868 142 103 31 8
2057 White, yes. Can you be more descriptive, Ms. Bo Peep? 1.3310 0.04969 142 104 29 9
2058 No, we're off today. Apparently everyone slept well last night. 1.3310 0.04764 142 102 33 7
2059 So you're sleepless in Seattle? 1.3309 0.05441 139 106 20 13
2060 As you hear it. I had not slept well for months, I started counting sheep ... and now I can’t live without them. 1.3309 0.04722 139 99 34 6
2061 Me? Nothing much, just watching some ewe tube. 1.3309 0.05535 139 107 18 14
2062 Hello Uber..... I need a ride to the meadowlands..... 1.3309 0.05245 139 104 24 11
2063 Could I get some alfalfa sprouts with that? 1.3309 0.05119 136 100 27 9
2064 Ok Doc, the counting hasn't worked. I'll try a sleeping pill 1.3308 0.05281 130 96 25 9
2065 Tell Bo Peep I cracked the case. 1.3308 0.05715 130 100 17 13
2066 No I'm not kidding ewe and I'm not trying to pull the wool over your eyes...I'm in New York on the lamb 1.3308 0.05610 130 99 19 12
2067 Business is booming, apparently it’s really hard to sleep nowadays. 1.3306 0.05458 124 92 23 9
2068 Hi Bo! Nope; haven't seen them. 1.3298 0.04697 188 144 26 18
2069 911? There’s a missing 12-year-old female by the name of Bo Beep. 1.3297 0.04276 182 132 40 10
2070 So I asked myself, what's a guy to do to make a buck now that the dog walking market has gotten so saturated? 1.3296 0.04395 179 131 37 11
2071 What are the ingredients for shepherd's pie again? 1.3295 0.04729 176 133 28 15
2072 So then he said, 'If you want a sweater, knit it yourself." 1.3295 0.04590 176 131 32 13
2073 Mary, I thought you said "A" little lamb. 1.3295 0.04590 176 131 32 13
2074 According to last nights dream, I'm one short. 1.3294 0.04703 170 127 30 13
2075 Can I call you back? I'm binge watching Real Shepherds of New York. 1.3294 0.04629 170 126 32 12
2076 Apartment sitting. You? 1.3293 0.04530 167 122 35 10
2077 No, we won't be needing utensils." 1.3293 0.04609 167 123 33 11
2078 Hey, Bo. It's me. I found-em. 1.3293 0.04763 167 125 29 13
2079 Deny it and tell the reporter I'm allergic to wool. 1.3293 0.04824 164 123 28 13
2080 I'm telling you, it's like herding cats. 1.3293 0.04586 164 120 34 10
2081 I’m pretty sure this isn’t what Nietzsche meant by ‘herd mentality.’ 1.3293 0.04746 164 122 30 12
2082 I know, I know. But you wouldn't believe the rent! 1.3293 0.04334 164 117 40 7
2083 Well the good news is that we solved the fecal / nitrate run off issue with the lake. 1.3293 0.04824 164 123 28 13
2084 Pastureland is getting really expensive so now I just use airbnb. 1.3293 0.04504 164 119 36 9
2085 I've been counting them but I still feel wide awake. 1.3293 0.04667 164 121 32 11
2086 Looks like I'll need to order the optional sheepdog. 1.3293 0.04746 164 122 30 12
2087 I don’t know. I thought I was walking into a Peep Show. 1.3293 0.04824 164 123 28 13
2088 What is about wanting a contemporary farmhouse aesthetic do you not understand? 1.3293 0.04824 164 123 28 13
2089 No, I'm not having a party, it's just my emotional support sheep. 1.3292 0.04560 161 117 35 9
2090 Miss Peep, I've found your sheep. 1.3292 0.04644 161 118 33 10
2091 Are you sure it's OK if I work from home today? 1.3292 0.04644 161 118 33 10
2092 I'm fine dear. Dr. Smith prescribed me these ancient organic sleeping meds. 1.3292 0.04644 161 118 33 10
2093 "Ordering one collie and a side of grass." 1.3292 0.04474 161 116 37 8
2094 I need to speak with Mary... ASAP! 1.3291 0.04789 158 117 30 11
2095 Not bad as a trust building exercise, although we lost one in the meatpacking district. 1.3291 0.04872 158 118 28 12
2096 There was a spelling error! I wanted sleep! 1.3291 0.04789 158 117 30 11
2097 Has Little Bo Peep checked in yet? 1.3291 0.04704 158 116 32 10
2098 Just chillin' with my sheeps. What's up with you? 1.3291 0.04789 158 117 30 11
2099 Can you please send up a dozen salads - hold the dressing... 1.3291 0.04789 158 117 30 11
2100 I just ordered the shepherd's cane, the description didn't mention sheep. 1.3291 0.04529 158 114 36 8
2101 Well, you can tell him for me, there isn't enough wool in the world to cover everybody's eyes in this country. 1.3291 0.04872 158 118 28 12
2102 Didn't expect you to still be awake! I'm counting sheep too. 1.3290 0.04677 155 113 33 9
2103 Yes, Operator: first name "Little," last name "Peep." 1.3290 0.04677 155 113 33 9
2104 I probably should have splurged on full service delivery and assembly for the sweater. 1.3290 0.04766 155 114 31 10
2105 The Airbnb listing said 'pets welcome', so I really don't see the problem. 1.3290 0.04587 155 112 35 8
2106 Room service? Yes, a hamburger, fries, Coke, and 13 grass and clover salads, hold the dressing. 1.3290 0.04766 155 114 31 10
2107 Hello Mary, are you picking up your lambs today? 1.3289 0.04830 152 112 30 10
2108 Would you like to join our sheepover? 1.3289 0.04920 152 113 28 11
2109 I'd like to place a pick-up order for 13 house salads--hold the Romaine. 1.3289 0.04830 152 112 30 10
2110 I'm tele-herding today. 1.3289 0.05094 152 115 24 13
2111 Is this Miss Bo Peep? Yes, I found them for you. 1.3289 0.05094 152 115 24 13
2112 Hello room service? I'd like to order eight bales of hay. 1.3289 0.04830 152 112 30 10
2113 This whole not getting to sleep thing has gotten way out of hand. 1.3289 0.05008 152 114 26 12
2114 I tend to bring my work home with me. 1.3289 0.05094 152 115 24 13
2115 I put “shepherd” on my match.com profile and now they’re really flocking to me. 1.3289 0.04989 149 111 27 11
2116 My contract allows me to work remotely! 1.3289 0.04989 149 111 27 11
2117 Possession is nine tenths of the law, Bo-Peep. 1.3289 0.05340 149 115 19 15
2118 Yes ma'am, our guaranteed insomnia cure is both traditional and innovative. 1.3289 0.04897 149 110 29 10
2119 Yeah mom, we just checked in to our Air Baa & Baa. 1.3289 0.04989 149 111 27 11
2120 Yes, this is Little Boy Blue... 1.3288 0.04871 146 107 30 9
2121 I brought you a gift from New Zealand 1.3288 0.04871 146 107 30 9
2122 I keep telling them to use their indoors voices. 1.3288 0.04967 146 108 28 10
2123 I'm on the lamb. 1.3288 0.05061 146 109 26 11
2124 I was told this breed thrives at higher altitudes. 1.3288 0.05061 146 109 26 11
2125 I can offer you the latest advancements in sleep therapy. 1.3288 0.04967 146 108 28 10
2126 Hello, front desk, I won't be needing that Sleep Number bed after all. 1.3288 0.05333 146 112 20 14
2127 It’s hard to relax when the Wolf of Wall Street is out there. 1.3288 0.04773 146 106 32 8
2128 Yes, mom, they're still organic, but free range has been harder. 1.3288 0.05061 146 109 26 11
2129 We'll take the Rams by 3 1.3288 0.04871 146 107 30 9
2130 I might have to rethink this whole "working remotely" thing. 1.3287 0.04940 143 105 29 9
2131 Yeah, I thought he said “get the flock out of here.” 1.3286 0.05114 140 104 26 10
2132 Bo, I've found them. 1.3285 0.05294 137 103 23 11
2133 Yeah, I have their grass brought in from GrubHub now. 1.3285 0.04981 137 100 29 8
2134 No, of course I don’t have a dog. 1.3285 0.05294 137 103 23 11
2135 Just send up five vegetarian platters. 1.3284 0.05378 134 101 22 11
2136 I'm trying to tell ya Karen; this new sleep therapy is amazing. 1.3281 0.05096 128 93 28 7
2137 Hey Little Bo,good news. 1.3278 0.04650 180 136 29 15
2138 What do Ewes want?! 1.3278 0.04781 180 138 25 17
2139 I lucked out: great apartment, great view, and I found the sheep!” 1.3277 0.04277 177 128 40 9
2140 Yes, I know what my lease says but I can assure you we herders do NOT consider them pets. 1.3277 0.04497 177 131 34 12
2141 It's been a little wild and wooly trying to keep them all happy until we're needed for the nativity scene..... 1.3276 0.05970 116 89 16 11
2142 I'm training the newly elected members of Congress, but I don't think they're going for it. 1.3275 0.04824 171 130 26 15
2143 I've counted all my sheep, but I still can't fall asleep. 1.3275 0.04680 171 128 30 13
2144 We're just going to order up some grass and chill. 1.3274 0.04813 168 127 27 14
2145 Don’t worry, the fox will never get past the doorman. 1.3274 0.04427 168 122 37 9
2146 When you book early, there IS room at the inn! 1.3274 0.04507 168 123 35 10
2147 Don't you dare tell me you've got to work this evening, Bo-Peep. 1.3274 0.04507 168 123 35 10
2148 No problem, I work from home. 1.3273 0.04562 165 121 34 10
2149 John Williams insomnia service. May I help you? 1.3272 0.04783 162 121 29 12
2150 Now I'm completely flocked. 1.3272 0.04783 162 121 29 12
2151 No, Skipper's not with me. Mom's condo has a 'no dogs' policy. 1.3272 0.04620 162 119 33 10
2152 I'd like to order a large pepperoni thin crust and 40 pound of clover." 1.3272 0.04536 162 118 35 9
2153 He said no to the raise but on Fridays I get to work from home. 1.3272 0.04536 162 118 35 9
2154 Me? I'm just kickin' back while I work from home today. 1.3272 0.04783 162 121 29 12
2155 Doctor, counting sheep doesn't seem to be working. 1.3272 0.04783 162 121 29 12
2156 They did say that my emotional support flock was a first... 1.3270 0.04927 159 120 26 13
2157 I hate bringing work home with me 1.3270 0.04593 159 116 34 9
2158 I know I'm the rookie agent, and I really do trust the bureau's judgement, but could we have concocted a more subtle undercover identity? 1.3270 0.04763 159 118 30 11
2159 Room service....Send up a bottle of wine and four bales of hay 1.3270 0.04679 159 117 32 10
2160 My apartment? Sheepshead Bay. Why? 1.3270 0.04505 159 115 36 8
2161 Room service? Yes, we'd like to order 70 - Okay, Maisie, Okay - 80 pounds of your 60/40 alfalfa/timothy second cut Lake Champlain silage blend, and if you're still using the Versace troughware, that will make this a very special day for the girls. 1.3270 0.05008 159 121 24 14
2162 Once a year, on his birthday, John's wife let him do whatever he wanted. 1.3270 0.04763 159 118 30 11
2163 Mary, I'm going to work from home today. 1.3269 0.04911 156 117 27 12
2164 Wanna come over? I'm just hanging out with some friends from work. 1.3269 0.04911 156 117 27 12
2165 Can you shear me now?...Good. 1.3269 0.05158 156 120 21 15
2166 They let me telecommute one day a week. 1.3269 0.04471 156 112 37 7
2167 Yeah, I just wanted to report that Little Bo Peep has found her sheep. 1.3269 0.04652 156 114 33 9
2168 Ms Little Bo Peep, we have your sheep, pay the ransom or you'll never find them. 1.3269 0.04911 156 117 27 12
2169 What do you mean, I always bring my work home? 1.3269 0.04826 156 116 29 11
2170 I doubled my followers. 1.3269 0.04562 156 113 35 8
2171 Ms. Bo-Peep? I have some good news. 1.3268 0.04804 153 113 30 10
2172 Yeah, I'm going to need more ambien, doc. 1.3268 0.04979 153 115 26 12
2173 I sold the farm and got a great deal on .000000047 acres. 1.3268 0.04713 153 112 32 9
2174 Why is it always about ewe,ewe,ewe 1.3267 0.04777 150 110 31 9
2175 ...me? shepherding mostly...and you? 1.3267 0.04960 150 112 27 11
2176 Next vacation I’ll find a sitter. 1.3267 0.04682 150 109 33 8
2177 At least we don’t live in a shoe. 1.3267 0.04869 150 111 29 10
2178 Yeah I see the news, don't worry. I tied up all the loose ends... everyone will think she just lost 'em. 1.3267 0.04682 150 109 33 8
2179 I've been up all night counting sheep." 1.3267 0.04960 150 112 27 11
2180 Not tonight, I'm catching up on work 1.3267 0.04682 150 109 33 8
2181 Yeah, I'm just going to work from home today. 1.3267 0.04869 150 111 29 10
2182 I keep falling asleep. 1.3265 0.04938 147 109 28 10
2183 So, you're telling me the Wolf of Wall Street is a person? 1.3265 0.05213 147 112 22 13
2184 I don’t know how many...I keep falling asleep counting them 1.3265 0.05031 147 110 26 11
2185 I can't believe Airbnb let me get away with this. 1.3264 0.04911 144 106 29 9
2186 Hello customer service; you're sweater kit came on time but the pattern wasn't included in the shipment. 1.3264 0.05105 144 108 25 11
2187 Actually it all started when she followed me to school one day. 1.3264 0.04911 144 106 29 9
2188 Well the Rams won by three, thank god. 1.3264 0.04911 144 106 29 9
2189 Bo Peep? I think I’ve found them. 1.3262 0.04982 141 104 28 9
2190 Two words: emotional support. 1.3262 0.04774 141 102 32 7
2191 Joseph's Sheep Counting Service. 1.3262 0.05083 141 105 26 10
2192 Watching the Animal Channel. How about you? 1.3262 0.05083 141 105 26 10
2193 Tell her it’s Mr. Bo-Peep calling. 1.3262 0.05181 141 106 24 11
2194 Yeah, I’ve gotta go. All these sheep are waiting for me to tell them what to do next. 1.3261 0.05056 138 102 27 9
2195 Room service? I’d like a sheoherd’s pie and a dozen green salads, no dressing. 1.3261 0.04306 184 135 38 11
2196 Counting or sacrificial? 1.3261 0.05554 138 107 17 14
2197 Can you believe it? They placed me under house arrest for crying wolf! 1.3260 0.04424 181 134 35 12
2198 Seriously?? It's like herding cats. 1.3259 0.04913 135 98 30 7
2199 Large vegetarian please. Hold the olives, extra clover. 1.3258 0.04869 132 95 31 6
2200 Guess what dad, I've become an urban farmer!" 1.3256 0.04354 172 125 38 9
2201 Same old, same old. And ewe? 1.3254 0.04639 169 126 31 12
2202 I'm just staying home and taking in the Silence of the Lambs. 1.3254 0.04714 169 127 29 13
2203 Really, Bopeep, we need to talk. 1.3254 0.05004 169 131 21 17
2204 I've found that they aren't particularly fond of CNN, but they eat Fox News right up! 1.3252 0.04428 163 118 37 8
2205 It’s not as idyllic as I thought. 1.3252 0.04341 163 117 39 7
2206 Bo, I'm afraid the "stay at home husband" thing isn't working out. 1.3252 0.04836 163 123 27 13
2207 I was thinking to myself, 'Am I going to keep doing this 'til the cows come home?', when suddenly I got this idea. 1.3252 0.04677 163 121 31 11
2208 Hello, Lambazon? I actually ordered the wool sheets not whole sheeps. 1.3252 0.04836 163 123 27 13
2209 I quit 1.3252 0.04991 163 125 23 15
2210 Mary is out, may I take a message? 1.3252 0.04677 163 121 31 11
2211 Sylvia, rooftop gardens are just the first step. 1.3250 0.04654 160 118 32 10
2212 Mutton Jeff here. 1.3250 0.04980 160 122 24 14
2213 Little Bo? Found em. 1.3250 0.04569 160 117 34 9
2214 They seem to like anything with Katherine Hepburn. 1.3250 0.04820 160 120 28 12
2215 I'm telling you doctor, I'm NOT asleep but these are the same sheep from my dream 1.3248 0.04447 157 113 37 7
2216 I think I'm ready for Ambien. 1.3248 0.04800 157 117 29 11
2217 'It's called Silence of the Lambs. You'll like it.' 1.3247 0.04951 154 116 26 12
2218 Little Bo Peep does give a bleep. 1.3247 0.05036 154 117 24 13
2219 Work-Life balance, my ass. 1.3247 0.05120 154 118 22 14
2220 When I said I wanted grass delivered, I didn't mean for either recreational or medicinal use. I meant actual grass. 1.3245 0.04932 151 113 27 11
2221 Is this Little Bo Peep? I think I've found you're sheep. 1.3245 0.04842 151 112 29 10
2222 Could I get one large pizza and 40 pounds of clover, please? 1.3245 0.04932 151 113 27 11
2223 Little Bo Peep? You're never gonna believe this. 1.3245 0.04842 151 112 29 10
2224 Yes, it's for delivery; I'd like a shepherd's pie . . . and, oh, at least 50 pounds of fodder. 1.3245 0.05108 151 115 23 13
2225 I counted twelve and I'm still awake 1.3245 0.04932 151 113 27 11
2226 I just feel like I bring my work home with me, you know? 1.3245 0.04462 151 108 37 6
2227 Yes, the name is Beau Peep. That's B-E-A-U. 1.3245 0.05108 151 115 23 13
2228 I still can't sleep. 1.3243 0.04718 148 108 32 8
2229 What? They need their Fox News. 1.3243 0.05093 148 112 24 12
2230 I’m binge herding. 1.3243 0.04909 148 110 28 10
2231 They kicked out the dog" 1.3243 0.05093 148 112 24 12
2232 My lamb chops are the freshest and I deliver. 1.3241 0.04979 145 108 27 10
2233 True, the Airbnb host said no dogs or cats. 1.3241 0.05074 145 109 25 11
2234 Wait, you said count them? 1.3241 0.04783 145 106 31 8
2235 You'll never guess where I found them, Bo. Shall I leave them alone? 1.3241 0.05074 145 109 25 11
2236 Bo Peep? Yes, send her up. 1.3241 0.04979 145 108 27 10
2237 I hate it when my boss makes me take my work home 1.3241 0.04979 145 108 27 10
2238 They said any kind of jelly except mint. 1.3241 0.05074 145 109 25 11
2239 It's about my cable bill. I think I've been fleeced. 1.3241 0.05350 145 112 19 14
2240 Airbnb customer service, yes, I am calling to report that the last guest forgot some of his stuff in the apartment. 1.3239 0.05052 142 106 26 10
2241 Needed a break from the pastoral scene. 1.3239 0.04952 142 105 28 9
2242 This is the nicest place we've ever found on Air Baa&Baa. 1.3239 0.05246 142 108 22 12
2243 Hi? UPS? Yeah, I thing you sent me the wrong package. I never ordered a cane. 1.3239 0.04850 142 104 30 8
2244 Yes, for a small fee you can count sheep using Skype. 1.3239 0.04717 176 134 27 15
2245 I'd like to refill my ambien as soon as possible please. 1.3239 0.04360 176 129 37 10
2246 I'm trying to watch tv but I keep drifting off 1.3237 0.05228 139 105 23 11
2247 My Border Collie ran off with a Labradoodle and here I am in some hotel on the Upper East Side. 1.3237 0.04703 139 100 33 6
2248 New pasture. Same old shit. 1.3237 0.05127 139 104 25 10
2249 I assure you, I am outstanding in my field. 1.3237 0.04410 173 127 36 10
2250 The divorce is final......Little Bo Peep lost her sheep. 1.3235 0.04540 170 126 33 11
2251 I finally negotiated a work from home day. I couldn’t do it without a great staff. 1.3235 0.04690 170 128 29 13
2252 I'm not ba-a-a-d, how are you? 1.3235 0.05411 136 104 20 12
2253 Hey Blue, it's Bo. Get your horn, they followed me home again. 1.3235 0.05310 136 103 22 11
2254 I'm not so much letting my mind wander as I am woolgathering. 1.3234 0.04435 167 122 36 9
2255 I can lead them to TV, but I can’t make them watch. 1.3234 0.04972 167 129 22 16
2256 I'm good. Ewe? 1.3234 0.04825 167 127 26 14
2257 Promised the co-op board lots of sweaters. 1.3234 0.04516 167 123 34 10
2258 Ms. Bo Peep? This is your Uber driver. You left a couple of things in the backseat. 1.3234 0.04595 167 124 32 11
2259 I really don't know. I left them alone for a little while, and suddenly they all showed up here. Wagging their tails behind them. 1.3233 0.05288 133 100 23 10
2260 NOW do I qualify for a profile on farmersonly.com? 1.3232 0.04653 164 122 31 11
2261 I can't sleep. Any suggestions? 1.3232 0.04653 164 122 31 11
2262 The apartment's OK, but I keep falling asleep on the couch... 1.3232 0.04888 164 125 25 14
2263 Yes. It's just like goat yoga but you can have them for the entire week. 1.3230 0.04794 161 121 28 12
2264 I am having a little problem streaming "Silence of the Lambs"! 1.3230 0.04794 161 121 28 12
2265 When they said the job was in Dakota...I didn't know they meant THE Dakota! 1.3230 0.04629 161 119 32 10
2266 I can't sleep. 1.3228 0.04602 158 116 33 9
2267 Miss Bo-Peep? You're not going to believe what I found... 1.3228 0.04940 158 120 25 13
2268 Nothing much, just watching Fox News with the boys. 1.3226 0.04751 155 115 30 10
2269 I took your advice, but I still can't sleep. 1.3226 0.04751 155 115 30 10
2270 One order eggs over easy and a dozen oatmeals, extra dry 1.3226 0.04924 155 117 26 12
2271 It's been very hard lately to leave my work at the office. 1.3226 0.04662 155 114 32 9
2272 I get distracted working from home. 1.3226 0.04751 155 115 30 10
2273 I've gotta go--I'm getting really drowsy. 1.3224 0.04815 152 113 29 10
2274 Silence of the Lambs got me into it, but as it turns out, they never shut up. 1.3224 0.04815 152 113 29 10
2275 Oh, I thought you said get some sleep. 1.3224 0.04630 152 111 33 8
2276 You can laugh, but I tell you it wasn’t easy getting them all in the elevator! 1.3222 0.04290 180 132 38 10
2277 Two acres of grass and a nicoise salad, please. 1.3221 0.04594 149 108 34 7
2278 Hello, Miss Bo Peep? 1.3221 0.04787 149 110 30 9
2279 Correct me if I’m wrong, but the lease mentions cats and dogs only. 1.3221 0.04881 149 111 28 10
2280 No! I need a border collie. You sent a labradoodle. 1.3219 0.04950 146 109 27 10
2281 Bo Peep? Exactly where did you lose those sheep? 1.3219 0.05137 146 111 23 12
2282 It’s not me it’s ewe. 1.3219 0.04854 146 108 29 9
2283 They aren’t just a flock of sheep but also certified emotional support animals.” 1.3219 0.04950 146 109 27 10
2284 I tried that. Still couldn’t fall asleep. 1.3219 0.05044 146 110 25 11
2285 They won’t even let themselves be counted - I think the national news is making them feel rebellious. 1.3219 0.04755 146 107 31 8
2286 It's really cool. The Rams are beating the Lions. 1.3219 0.05044 146 110 25 11
2287 Hello, Mary? We may have taken this too far. 1.3217 0.05214 143 109 22 12
2288 Yes. this is Morty's Sheep Sitting Service. 1.3217 0.04922 143 106 28 9
2289 We could definitely use some more mint jelly. 1.3217 0.05022 143 107 26 10
2290 I thought you said make a yew turn! 1.3217 0.05214 143 109 22 12
2291 I would much rather count blessings. 1.3217 0.05022 143 107 26 10
2292 I've had it with city living - I need to get the flock out of here. 1.3216 0.04282 171 124 39 8
2293 Oh, Just sitting in front of the TV with the kids. 1.3216 0.04592 171 128 31 12
2294 Room 640 calling - send up some grass for one, and some grass for twenty! 1.3214 0.04649 168 126 30 12
2295 I counted them all and I still can’t sleep. Now what? 1.3214 0.04784 140 102 31 7
2296 I just can't seem to separate work and home life. 1.3214 0.04332 168 122 38 8
2297 Oh, nothing. Just trying to fall asleep. 1.3214 0.05096 140 105 25 10
2298 Tell Bo the sheep came home. 1.3214 0.05096 140 105 25 10
2299 Last night I counted them jumping over a fence, now they want to be fed. 1.3214 0.04572 168 125 32 11
2300 Room service? Can you send up a roast beef sandwich on rye, a small greek salad, fries, mineral water and a bale of hay. 1.3212 0.04629 165 123 31 11
2301 At my staff meetings they usually go along with me. 1.3212 0.04708 165 124 29 12
2302 Thanks, but I think I'll just stay in tonight and watch the ewes. 1.3212 0.04786 165 125 27 13
2303 I think I have the answer to your insomnia. 1.3210 0.04521 162 119 34 9
2304 Listen, Bo, I've got your sheep, but I'm going to want 'Hamilton' tickets first." 1.3210 0.04848 162 123 26 13
2305 She left a note: "Going back to the country. You can keep the sheep." signed, Bo-peep 1.3210 0.04769 162 122 28 12
2306 That’s exactly what I said, “What the flock?” 1.3210 0.04348 162 117 38 7
2307 I think they found me on Facebook. 1.3209 0.05254 134 101 23 10
2308 Hello Bo Peep, I think I have found your sheep. 1.3209 0.05146 134 100 25 9
2309 Because they’re easier to shepherd than cats. 1.3209 0.04110 187 136 42 9
2310 Don’t want to brag, but I’ve lost count of my number of followers. 1.3208 0.04748 159 119 29 11
2311 Sorry, Ms. Peep is out. I’m the sitter. 1.3208 0.04913 159 121 25 13
2312 Your Ubaa driver is 3 minutes away. 1.3208 0.04748 159 119 29 11
2313 I'd say we're adjusting to the city life well. 1.3208 0.04578 159 117 33 9
2314 It's a distance learning leadership course. They send you everything you need. 1.3206 0.05338 131 99 22 10
2315 I know urban farming is very trendy this year, but I may have chosen the wrong crop. 1.3205 0.04546 156 114 34 8
2316 Can you tell me how to get the flock out of here? 1.3205 0.04811 156 117 28 11
2317 I know, I know. I shouldn't bring my work home. 1.3205 0.04811 156 117 28 11
2318 This should be my best sleep in a long time 1.3204 0.04198 181 132 40 9
2319 No, Ms. Peep is sleeping. I'm helping her with a recount. 1.3203 0.05195 128 95 25 8
2320 Hello, Mary...I think I have good news 1.3203 0.04877 153 115 27 11
2321 The mini-bar is all out of clover. 1.3203 0.04877 153 115 27 11
2322 Don't worry, Mom, I'm looking out for the wolves of Wall Street. 1.3203 0.04510 153 111 35 7
2323 What’s your emotional support animal policy? 1.3203 0.04510 153 111 35 7
2324 You would not believe how hard it is to find a sheep friendly apartment in this neighborhood 1.3203 0.04605 153 112 33 8
2325 What do you mean there is a wolf in the lobby? 1.3203 0.04788 153 114 29 10
2326 Are you coming for the Rams game? 1.3200 0.05122 150 115 22 13
2327 The wolf? Tell him we're not in. 1.3200 0.05034 150 114 24 12
2328 Yeah, I slept pretty well last night. I think I can count on them again tonight. 1.3200 0.04944 150 113 26 11
2329 So, the good news is that my health plan covers a sleep study, but... 1.3200 0.04944 150 113 26 11
2330 Yeah, all good, we found a great Air Baa and Baa. 1.3200 0.04944 150 113 26 11
2331 Yes! We are supposed to go everywhere she goes 1.3200 0.04760 150 111 30 9
2332 press 1 for the little boy who lives down the lane 1.3200 0.04760 150 111 30 9
2333 Yes, they all want to go... if I go. 1.3200 0.05034 150 114 24 12
2334 Ms. Peep? Got some good news and some bad news. 1.3200 0.04568 150 109 34 7
2335 No man! I said THREE bags full! 1.3198 0.04494 172 128 33 11
2336 When the game is over we'll be back to finish the grass in the park. 1.3198 0.04569 172 129 31 12
2337 Wait! You think the sleep center meant imaginary sheep? 1.3197 0.04628 147 107 33 7
2338 I can't, I've got other things to tend to. 1.3197 0.04728 147 108 31 8
2339 Not baaaaad. And you? 1.3197 0.05107 147 112 23 12
2340 Well, the wait at the barbershop was an hour, I had to take them somewhere... 1.3195 0.04549 169 126 32 11
2341 I'm a stay-at-home shepherd. 1.3195 0.04391 169 124 36 9
2342 Oh, nothing much. Just watching TV. 1.3195 0.04391 169 124 36 9
2343 Hold on a sec, someone is bleating in. 1.3194 0.05088 144 109 24 11
2344 Can I call you back? My three o'clock is here. 1.3194 0.04691 144 105 32 7
2345 No. I am ordering real grass, not weed. 1.3194 0.05182 144 110 22 12
2346 Yeah, it's so hard to disconnect from work these days. 1.3194 0.04369 144 102 38 4
2347 Lassie, come home! 1.3194 0.05088 144 109 24 11
2348 Room service, this sleep aid doesn't work for me, they snore. 1.3194 0.04691 144 105 32 7
2349 I know where to find them. 1.3193 0.04525 166 123 33 10
2350 If a Miss Bo Peep calls the desk, tell her I've checked out. 1.3193 0.04605 166 124 31 11
2351 So you’re saying it’s a staff infection? 1.3193 0.04761 166 126 27 13
2352 Sorry to wake you, doc, but I don't think this is helping my insomnia." 1.3193 0.04443 166 122 35 9
2353 Hey Bo, I know where your sheep are. 1.3191 0.04361 188 141 34 13
2354 It's the lobby, the MAGA bus is here to take us to the rally. 1.3191 0.05164 141 107 23 11
2355 Not exactly what you thought I meant by greener pasture, huh? 1.3191 0.04861 141 104 29 8
2356 Yeah, but if I make it here, I can make it ANYWHERE. 1.3190 0.04900 163 125 24 14
2357 This wasn’t what I expected when I clicked to get more followers. 1.3188 0.04931 138 102 28 8
2358 I can't leave them in Central Park at night 1.3188 0.05441 138 107 18 13
2359 yes ,this is the Brooklyn sheep company and we do guarantee only locally grown wool 1.3188 0.04553 160 118 33 9
2360 Hello, is it really necessary for your network to keep broadcasting "Silence of the Lambs" 1.3188 0.04639 160 119 31 10
2361 Well, despite the name, they evicted us from the Sheep Meadow, and we all have to appear in court on the 24th. 1.3188 0.04723 160 120 29 11
2362 Tell little bo peep she can stop looking 1.3188 0.04553 160 118 33 9
2363 Bopeep Sleep Aids, how can we help you? 1.3188 0.05045 160 124 21 15
2364 I can't come in ... I had a sleepless night. 1.3188 0.04466 160 117 35 8
2365 No, YOU get the flock out of here! 1.3188 0.04805 160 121 27 12
2366 Hello. Sleep assistance hotline! 1.3188 0.04966 160 123 23 14
2367 Couldn’t sleep either last night? 1.3185 0.04778 135 98 31 6
2368 Yes,we deliver. What time do you try to go to sleep? 1.3185 0.05428 135 104 19 12
2369 I'm just tending the flock, dear. Where else would I be? 1.3185 0.04785 157 118 28 11
2370 Today we're going to explore Central Park. 1.3185 0.04699 157 117 30 10
2371 Okay, now what? I've counted them, and I'm still wide awake. 1.3185 0.05034 157 121 22 14
2372 I could have sworn the real estate agent said, "I have a great space for ewe." 1.3185 0.04699 157 117 30 10
2373 You invited me for a 'sleep over'? I thought you 'invited my sheep over'. 1.3185 0.04699 157 117 30 10
2374 Remember you told me to get a hobby? 1.3185 0.04522 157 115 34 8
2375 Yes room service, I thought I ordered leg of lamb with mint jelly. 1.3184 0.04511 179 135 31 13
2376 Could you tell the people upstairs to keep it down? 1.3184 0.04441 179 134 33 12
2377 Hi, Little Bo? I have a question 1.3184 0.04370 179 133 35 11
2378 ....make that one shepherds's pie and a shovel. 1.3182 0.04671 154 114 31 9
2379 Found 'em. They were home all along just watching the Animal Planet. 1.3182 0.04936 154 117 25 12
2380 I’m on ambien so I’ll no longer require your services 1.3182 0.04420 176 131 34 11
2381 You want a linen jacket? Now you tell me. 1.3182 0.04493 176 132 32 12
2382 Are you sure the Magic Lint Brush can pick up wool? 1.3182 0.04579 154 113 33 8
2383 I was trying to sleep and I lost count. 1.3182 0.04390 154 111 37 6
2384 I’d like the burger with fries and a bottle of Woolite. 1.3182 0.04671 154 114 31 9
2385 Unmarked bills. And come alone or they won't be "wagging their tails behind them" by the time I've finished. 1.3182 0.04579 154 113 33 8
2386 Tell Bo they're here with me. 1.3182 0.04849 154 116 27 11
2387 Yes, Principal, we told Mary it's against the rules but she claims its her emotional support animal and the note really is from her doctor. 1.3182 0.04849 154 116 27 11
2388 The ewes from up here are excellent. 1.3182 0.04705 176 135 26 15
2389 Yup my organic, natural color unspun yarn just arrived Knitting group at my apartment next week 1.3182 0.04579 154 113 33 8
2390 So when this developer offered me $10 million for the land I decided to just go with the flow man. 1.3179 0.04396 173 128 35 10
2391 Hello, Bo? Balthazar here. I found them. 1.3179 0.04826 151 113 28 10
2392 Hi, can I leave a message for Miss Peep? 1.3179 0.05093 151 116 22 13
2393 Good news, we now have the numbers in the Senate. 1.3179 0.05093 151 116 22 13
2394 It's small but the rent is sheep. 1.3179 0.05093 151 116 22 13
2395 No more legal restrictions now that it's an Air-Baa-n-Baa. 1.3179 0.04733 151 112 30 9
2396 The neighbors may hate my pets but they love the sweaters. 1.3179 0.04444 151 109 36 6
2397 That's why I ordered Uber XL." 1.3179 0.04733 151 112 30 9
2398 We're watching "The Wolf of Wall Street." 1.3179 0.04733 151 112 30 9
2399 Sometimes, I like to follow them. 1.3179 0.04639 151 111 32 8
2400 Three days a week, I work from home. 1.3179 0.05093 151 116 22 13
2401 They say they'll come home if you leave them alone. 1.3178 0.05160 129 96 25 8
2402 Yeah, this is Larry Bo Peep again. I found them. 1.3176 0.04448 170 126 34 10
2403 Sir, I AM answering the question. I said, " I herd ewe" 1.3176 0.04985 148 112 25 11
2404 Bleating? No one here is bleating. Maybe it's the White House press conference on TV. 1.3176 0.05077 148 113 23 12
2405 Hello, room service? Yeah, I want the eggs and bacon breakfast with a bale of alfalfa on the side. 1.3176 0.05077 148 113 23 12
2406 They refuse to watch Fox News. 1.3176 0.04985 148 112 25 11
2407 Yeah, I’m at my sister’s in the city for Thanksgiving. She said all were welcome, but to be honest, she’s being kind of rude to the sheep... 1.3176 0.04985 148 112 25 11
2408 I said 11 Meg of RAM not 11 leg of lamb! 1.3176 0.04985 148 112 25 11
2409 And to think I moved here to escape the herd mentality. 1.3174 0.04581 167 125 31 11
2410 Lamb chops for dinner sounds good." 1.3174 0.04581 167 125 31 11
2411 Went off-grid, chose the simple life, but it just didn't work out. You? 1.3174 0.04581 167 125 31 11
2412 Just sitting here wool gathering. 1.3174 0.04421 167 123 35 9
2413 Not much...just channel grazing. 1.3172 0.04962 145 109 26 10
2414 Nothing much. What's up with you? 1.3172 0.04962 145 109 26 10
2415 Yeah, good time to talk. Just counting sheep. 1.3172 0.04663 145 106 32 7
2416 It's no use Doc, even the sheep can't sleep. 1.3172 0.04864 145 108 28 9
2417 Damn Google maps! 1.3172 0.04663 145 106 32 7
2418 No, I never have trouble getting to sleep. Why do you ask? 1.3172 0.04864 145 108 28 9
2419 We’re watching ‘Babe.’ What are you doing? 1.3172 0.04864 145 108 28 9
2420 Hey, Hans, I think I'm gonna work from home today. 1.3172 0.05057 145 110 24 11
2421 Yeah, Little Boy Blue here...Sheeps in the penthouse, are the cows in the condo? 1.3172 0.04864 145 108 28 9
2422 A child is born where?...you're breaking up... 1.3171 0.04718 164 124 28 12
2423 Of course I'm running for president. I have my staff and my staff. 1.3171 0.04718 164 124 28 12
2424 Thank you for calling Bo-Peep Sleep Care, how many sheep would you like to count for a great nights sleep? 1.3171 0.05454 123 93 21 9
2425 I should have known. The Central Park Sheep Meadow Airbnb sounded too good to be true. 1.3169 0.04832 142 105 29 8
2426 Yeah doc, I’m up to 12 but still can’t fall asleep. 1.3169 0.05132 142 108 23 11
2427 Keep counting? 1.3169 0.05034 142 107 25 10
2428 I don't know how many we got, I tried counting but I got too tired. 1.3169 0.04832 142 105 29 8
2429 My doctor said count sheep and I'd sleep better. The problem is getting them all into my bed at the same time. 1.3169 0.05229 142 109 21 12
2430 I counted sheep yesterday night, and you know what they say about dreams coming true 1.3169 0.04832 142 105 29 8
2431 I will call later. I am getting sleepy. 1.3169 0.05229 142 109 21 12
2432 This is Mr. Shepherd in 10G. 1.3168 0.04939 161 124 23 14
2433 It’s nice. I found it on Airbaanbaa. 1.3168 0.04698 161 121 29 11
2434 Is this Bo-Peep? I found your sheep. 1.3168 0.04860 161 123 25 13
2435 I know, I know.... but I always have trouble sleeping in hotels. 1.3168 0.04354 161 117 37 7
2436 You mean I was supposed to leave them on the farm? 1.3168 0.04779 161 122 27 12
2437 ... and there's a rooftop pasture! 1.3168 0.04443 161 118 35 8
2438 They're all too dull. Please send up a black one. 1.3168 0.05017 161 125 21 15
2439 Don’t bother. They’re here. 1.3165 0.05210 139 106 22 11
2440 I count them and still can't get to sleep. 1.3165 0.05309 139 107 20 12
2441 Room service? two bales of alfalfa and send someone to help with the television 1.3165 0.05109 139 105 24 10
2442 Corporate relocation works better for some professions than others. 1.3165 0.04925 158 121 24 13
2443 Peep here. Yeah, I nabbed the whole gang. 1.3165 0.04407 158 115 36 7
2444 I counted them all and I still can't sleep. 1.3165 0.04759 158 119 28 11
2445 I realized the advantages of working from home. 1.3165 0.04586 158 117 32 9
2446 Can you connect me to Little Bo Peep? 1.3165 0.04843 158 120 26 12
2447 Yes, that's three dozen diapers with holes for tails. I'll explain later. 1.3164 0.04325 177 131 36 10
2448 Well, the hotel said it welcomed pets! 1.3164 0.04251 177 130 38 9
2449 People in the city are encouraging me to get back to work... they keep saying, 'Get the flock outta here.' 1.3162 0.04973 136 101 27 8
2450 Honest Hon, I'm with the sheep in the meadow. 1.3162 0.05081 136 102 25 9
2451 The old lady who lived in a shoe got $2.3 million and I'm not taking a penny less. 1.3162 0.05291 136 104 21 11
2452 Yes, I herd you. 1.3161 0.04908 155 118 25 12
2453 they say they've gone astray 1.3161 0.04822 155 117 27 11
2454 I think we need to rethink that nativity scene. 1.3161 0.04735 155 116 29 10
2455 Sorry, no, it doesn't seem to work. I'm still awake! 1.3161 0.04645 155 115 31 9
2456 I'm so much more productive when working from home 1.3161 0.04554 155 114 33 8
2457 Right. 8B. I’d like six bales of the organic alfalfa and one bowl of the beef barley soup. One spoon. That’s it. 1.3161 0.04735 155 116 29 10
2458 I thought that i would work from home today 1.3161 0.04822 155 117 27 11
2459 I’d like one general Tso’s Chicken and fourty wheat grass smoothies. 1.3161 0.04597 174 132 29 13
2460 Can you send up ten gallons of Woolite? 1.3161 0.04220 174 127 39 8
2461 Hello, Amazon? No...I ordered a "flocked tree" 1.3158 0.04977 152 116 24 12
2462 Well, I’m actually only half Amish. 1.3158 0.04798 152 114 28 10
2463 I'm starting to think that they pulled the wool over my eyes with this apartment. 1.3158 0.04518 152 111 34 7
2464 I miss the sprawling, green hillsides but my flock seems to have become quite gentrified. 1.3158 0.04348 171 126 36 9
2465 Sorry to bother you, but I'm just wondering...when was the last time you updated Google maps? 1.3158 0.04727 171 131 26 14
2466 No, you won’t have to do windows. However,.. 1.3158 0.04888 152 115 26 11
2467 Hey Bo, I found them 1.3158 0.04268 171 125 38 8
2468 This isn’t what I thought you meant when you said your friends were sheepish. 1.3158 0.04348 171 126 36 9
2469 No! No! I’m NOT an Australian Shepherd. I NEED an Australian Shepherd! 1.3158 0.04426 171 127 34 10
2470 It's been great. I get to work from home three days a week. 1.3155 0.04479 168 125 33 10
2471 Well the boss finally let me work from home 1.3155 0.04479 168 125 33 10
2472 Lost in the woods my ass. It's 81st Street. 1.3155 0.04558 168 126 31 11
2473 Sorry. My phone was in sheep mode. 1.3155 0.04635 168 127 29 12
2474 What do you mean I always choose work over you? 1.3155 0.04317 168 123 37 8
2475 ...small with pepperoni & two bales of alfalfa 1.3155 0.04860 168 130 23 15
2476 Way better than being called the Cat Lady! 1.3155 0.04712 168 128 27 13
2477 Yes, I’ve counted them all and I’m still wide awake. 1.3154 0.04373 149 107 37 5
2478 Hi. This is 706 again. Could you send up some more grass? 1.3154 0.04770 149 111 29 9
2479 Bo-Peep Shmo Peep. She'll never find us here. 1.3154 0.04576 149 109 33 7
2480 Sorry, I can’t come in today, I’m feeling rather sheepish. 1.3154 0.04956 149 113 25 11
2481 Hi, honey. They're home. 1.3154 0.04268 149 106 39 4
2482 It's a cartoon. That's why you don't see any sheep poop. 1.3154 0.05310 149 117 17 15
2483 This better be the best damn nativity scene Saint James has ever seen. 1.3154 0.05464 130 100 19 11
2484 To be honest, I didn't fully think this through when I said I wanted a less stressful job. 1.3152 0.04614 165 124 30 11
2485 Hi boss, working from home today... 1.3152 0.04924 165 128 22 15
2486 I know it sounds crazy' but I'm sleeping a lot better 1.3152 0.04533 165 123 32 10
2487 Twelve orders of alfalfa with red clover and one medium burger with fries! 1.3151 0.04836 146 109 28 9
2488 I was lying down in the green pasture and took a left on the path of righteousness 1.3151 0.04533 146 106 34 6
2489 You're right. I won't have a social life until I stop bringing work home. 1.3151 0.04836 146 109 28 9
2490 They are for my bad case of insomnia. 1.3151 0.05027 146 111 24 11
2491 What do you mean you wish I had been a cat lady? 1.3151 0.04533 146 106 34 6
2492 Bo-Peep, call me if you get this message. 1.3151 0.05027 146 111 24 11
2493 No, Mom. In New York I am referred to as an Animal Husbandry Technician! 1.3148 0.04420 162 119 35 8
2494 Hello, Front Desk? What channel is Animal Planet? 1.3148 0.04673 162 122 29 11
2495 As long as Fox News is on, they let me do whatever I want. 1.3148 0.04673 162 122 29 11
2496 I need a different sheep dog. 1.3148 0.04505 162 120 33 9
2497 The little one? Nah, it followed Mary to school. 1.3148 0.04754 162 123 27 12
2498 You picked a fine time to leave me, Lassie. 1.3148 0.04590 162 121 31 10
2499 911? ...no, send a Border Collie! 1.3148 0.04754 162 123 27 12
2500 Yes, I’m cooking tonight. Just bring a nice red that goes with lamb. 1.3147 0.04699 143 105 31 7
2501 Yes, I was afraid they'd gone astray, but it turns out they just came in here to watch Fox News. 1.3147 0.04803 143 106 29 8
2502 I don't care if you can't sleep, I'm not getting the flock out of here. 1.3146 0.04659 178 137 26 15
2503 seriously for the last time, I'm a herder Not a hoarder!! 1.3145 0.04648 159 119 30 10
2504 I don't know. The dog just brought them in 1.3145 0.04733 159 120 28 11
2505 Hello, Shepard residence. 1.3145 0.04733 159 120 28 11
2506 Not doing much, just hanging out until price of wool goes up. 1.3145 0.04733 159 120 28 11
2507 Like hell I've lost my sheep! 1.3145 0.04474 159 117 34 8
2508 I may have fewer followers, but I know all of mine personally.. 1.3145 0.04648 159 119 30 10
2509 Finders keepers, Bo. 1.3143 0.04975 140 105 26 9
2510 Hello? Ya, Mary it happened again. 1.3141 0.04881 156 119 25 12
2511 I'm not kidding! There's wolf across the street waving at me! 1.3141 0.04437 156 114 35 7
2512 Hello Mary? They said they are tired of living like animals. 1.3141 0.04620 156 116 31 9
2513 Well, it all started when they followed me to school one day, school one day, school one day ... and I've never been able to shake them since! 1.3141 0.04530 156 115 33 8
2514 Little Bo Peep? I've found your sheep! 1.3141 0.04965 156 120 23 13
2515 My followers are more the baa humbug type. 1.3141 0.04343 156 113 37 6
2516 Why? Because there's a tariff on wool, but not on sheep. 1.3141 0.04796 156 118 27 11
2517 Yes, they're all here. 1.3141 0.04620 156 116 31 9
2518 Nothing. Just shepherding. 1.3141 0.04709 156 117 29 10
2519 I didn't get the raise, but now I can work from home 2 days a week 1.3141 0.04881 156 119 25 12
2520 Tell Bo Peep that I found them. 1.3141 0.04620 156 116 31 9
2521 I bought a hat and crook and the rest just followed. 1.3140 0.04404 172 128 34 10
2522 Well, mutton is happening over here. 1.3140 0.04703 172 132 26 14
2523 There were too many wolves near Wall Street today so I couldn 1.3139 0.04942 137 102 27 8
2524 Hi - is this Miss BoPeep? 1.3139 0.05359 137 106 19 12
2525 Herbie’s Urban Sheep Herding ... uh-huh ... how many head? ... can I put you on hold? ... Herbie’s Urban Sheep Herding ... Tribeca? ... how many head? 1.3139 0.04605 137 99 33 5
2526 The urban farming thing is a bust. 1.3139 0.05049 137 103 25 9
2527 Here? Just me and the staff. How about you? 1.3137 0.04587 153 113 32 8
2528 I woudn't necessarily call the view pastoral. 1.3137 0.04680 153 114 30 9
2529 I’ve got ‘em Bo Peep. Now how about that finder’s fee? 1.3137 0.04680 153 114 30 9
2530 That’s right Warden, five years of experience working with crooks. 1.3137 0.04493 153 112 34 7
2531 Melatonin, ambien, sheep nothing works, Doc. Help me I havn't slept well since the 2016 elections! 1.3137 0.05119 153 119 20 14
2532 Traffic was fine, but herding them on to the F Train was a nightmare. 1.3137 0.04396 153 111 36 6
2533 Man, I need to get the flock out of town. 1.3137 0.04948 153 117 24 12
2534 Sorry but I'm having trouble with my staff. 1.3137 0.04861 153 116 26 11
2535 Yes, that’s right—twelve orders of that kind of grass, and one order of the other kind. 1.3137 0.04680 153 114 30 9
2536 Hello, Room Service, I'll take 35 salads, dressing on the side. 1.3137 0.04861 153 116 26 11
2537 They said they came to New York to make it. Typical herd mentality. 1.3137 0.04587 153 113 32 8
2538 Yeah, I found the key under the door mat. Say, you don't mind if I have a few friends over? 1.3136 0.04376 169 125 35 9
2539 Sadly, I only have twelve followers. 1.3136 0.04212 169 123 39 7
2540 A rent controlled, third floor walk up seemed like a good idea at the time. 1.3136 0.04376 169 125 35 9
2541 They followed me home from school. 1.3133 0.04928 150 114 25 11
2542 Local, fresh, AND streetwise... 1.3133 0.05193 150 117 19 14
2543 Hey! Bopeep, I found the sheep! 1.3133 0.04743 150 112 29 9
2544 Sorry I missed your earlier call. I was woolgathering. 1.3133 0.05193 150 117 19 14
2545 Front desk? When I said I wanted a quiet room where I could count sheep I didn't mean it literally!" 1.3133 0.04345 166 122 36 8
2546 Yes I get out Ma. In fact I just came in from a day at the park with friends. It’s like you think I’ll turn into some weird old cat lady. 1.3133 0.04823 166 128 24 14
2547 Have you heard of vertical farming? 1.3133 0.04345 166 122 36 8
2548 Hello? Bo Peep? Guess what? 1.3133 0.04510 166 124 32 10
2549 Oh, Bo, my suggestion is that you just leave them alone. They'll come home. 1.3129 0.04808 147 110 28 9
2550 I know it doesn't make sense, but I think that the black sheep of the family ... is me! 1.3129 0.04710 147 109 30 8
2551 Guaranteed,yes ma'am. You'll be asleep within five minutes. See you at 10:00PM. 1.3129 0.04710 147 109 30 8
2552 Yes-party of 12, and you do have grass on the menu? 1.3129 0.04808 147 110 28 9
2553 I'm serious this time. He's got grey hair, a beard, and his name is Wolf 1.3129 0.05090 147 113 22 12
2554 We are at our winter quarters 1.3129 0.04904 147 111 26 10
2555 I've even tried real sheep - but Trump still keeps me awake. 1.3129 0.04710 147 109 30 8
2556 No I don’t think I’ll have a problem falling asleep. 1.3129 0.04808 147 110 28 9
2557 Apparently, she DID know where to find them. 1.3129 0.04710 147 109 30 8
2558 The pay is good, and working from home is encouraged. 1.3129 0.04710 147 109 30 8
2559 I just made the co-op board sweaters for Christmas so everything’s fine now ... 1.3129 0.04648 163 123 29 11
2560 I've come in from the fold. 1.3129 0.04482 163 121 33 9
2561 Nothing much - just finished some work I had to take home. 1.3129 0.04566 163 122 31 10
2562 It's just not the same here, Mom... 1.3129 0.04886 163 126 23 14
2563 NOT better than Ambien. 1.3129 0.04397 163 120 35 8
2564 Surprisingly, I've been having trouble falling asleep lately. 1.3129 0.04482 163 121 33 9
2565 Telecommuting has its drawbacks. 1.3125 0.04707 160 121 28 11
2566 I told you the hipsters want locally made wool. 1.3125 0.04566 144 105 33 6
2567 I wish I'd never found them. 1.3125 0.04974 144 109 25 10
2568 You won't believe where I found them. 1.3125 0.04952 160 124 22 14
2569 I don’t know, say 4 pizzas? 1.3125 0.04974 144 109 25 10
2570 There are 11 of them, doc, but I still can’t sleep. 1.3125 0.04790 160 122 26 12
2571 My sheep-counting service is going bust. This city never sleeps. 1.3125 0.04790 160 122 26 12
2572 Sorry honey,I'm watching the kids. 1.3125 0.04774 144 107 29 8
2573 Go to my website and you can be counting them as soon as tonight 1.3125 0.04348 144 103 37 4
2574 That's right. Fifteen large pizzas with extra clover. 1.3125 0.05070 144 110 23 11
2575 Operator, this is Little Bo. Can you patch me through to Animal Control ? I found them! 1.3125 0.04707 160 121 28 11
2576 The rod and staff? Sure, they comfort me, but not as much as Netflix. 1.3125 0.04974 144 109 25 10
2577 Oh, it's ewe. 1.3121 0.04505 157 116 33 8
2578 Oh, and almost forgot - for those 50 side salads, hold the dressing on 49 of them. 1.3121 0.04683 157 118 29 10
2579 11... still awake.... Now what? 1.3121 0.04505 157 116 33 8
2580 Sixteen sheep. Yeah, I’m still wide awake. 1.3121 0.04505 157 116 33 8
2581 Yeah, Bo, I found them. Now come get them! 1.3121 0.05019 157 122 21 14
2582 No mom, I'm not SEEING anybody right now. 1.3121 0.04854 157 120 25 12
2583 Oh yeah! And where did Mary go? 1.3121 0.04413 157 115 35 7
2584 Yeah, Bo, they're right here. Should I tell them you overslept?" 1.3121 0.04854 157 120 25 12
2585 Were lost but now are found, Bo. 1.3121 0.05046 141 107 24 10
2586 Sleep......I told the super that I wanted lots of sleep in my new apartment. 1.3121 0.04945 141 106 26 9
2587 Doc, do you have another solution. I still can't sleep. 1.3121 0.04736 141 104 30 7
2588 Turns out wool knitting is a gateway hobby 1.3118 0.04663 170 130 27 13
2589 Yes, I thought they meant "cheap" as well 1.3118 0.04434 170 127 33 10
2590 Not much, ewe? 1.3118 0.04810 170 132 23 15
2591 I'm taking them to see Hamilton. 1.3117 0.04745 154 116 28 10
2592 You were right, they DID come home wagging their tails behind them. 1.3117 0.04468 154 113 34 7
2593 Hotel? No, I'm staying at an AirBaaNBaa. 1.3117 0.04745 154 116 28 10
2594 Yo Peep, found your sheep 1.3117 0.04833 154 117 26 11
2595 I titled my autobiography "My Life with a Crook" and sent it to my publisher. Next thing I know is they have me living in Trump Tower. 1.3117 0.05006 154 119 22 13
2596 Bringing my work home with me is beginning to be a problem. 1.3117 0.04833 154 117 26 11
2597 Just ewe and a few others 1.3116 0.05018 138 104 25 9
2598 Sorry, I'm a bit behind on your sweater order. 1.3116 0.05018 138 104 25 9
2599 Okay, just let me change and get the flock out of here. 1.3116 0.04911 138 103 27 8
2600 Yes, Dr. Conroy, I did stop counting several hours ago! 1.3116 0.05122 138 105 23 10
2601 They wanted to watch Fox News 1.3114 0.04872 167 130 22 15
2602 Yes, I followed your instructions exactly, but the insomnia seems to be even worse now... 1.3114 0.04722 167 128 26 13
2603 But doctor, I'm still wide awake! 1.3114 0.04645 167 127 28 12
2604 I’m working from home. 1.3114 0.04323 167 123 36 8
2605 Sorry, Dad. I thought you said to go with the flock yourself, and never come back. 1.3114 0.04645 167 127 28 12
2606 Well, they can't say that anymore; I found every one of 'em! 1.3114 0.04406 167 124 34 9
2607 12 Lemongrass Salads without the lemon please 1.3113 0.04989 151 116 23 12
2608 Just counting sheep. What's up with you? 1.3113 0.04621 151 112 31 8
2609 Let me call you back. I’m meeting with my staff on work-life balance. 1.3113 0.04989 151 116 23 12
2610 I've left for greener pastures. 1.3113 0.04621 151 112 31 8
2611 It's not just one lost sheep...it's all of us." 1.3113 0.04716 151 113 29 9
2612 Yes, sir, yes, sir, three flats full. 1.3113 0.04809 151 114 27 10
2613 No, it's just a part time job. 1.3111 0.04984 135 101 26 8
2614 I don't know...I just got tired of all that outdoor work. 1.3111 0.04407 180 136 32 12
2615 A kid'll eat ivy, to 1.3110 0.04623 164 124 29 11
2616 Of course, they're work related! 1.3110 0.04542 164 123 31 10
2617 It's not bad for a sheep hotel. 1.3110 0.04459 164 122 33 9
2618 Bo-Peep, they've come home. 1.3110 0.04860 164 127 23 14
2619 So I finally broke down and bought a Staff the other day, and the strangest things has happened. 1.3110 0.04542 164 123 31 10
2620 Yeah, I agreed to change my career, but I never agreed to move, did I? 1.3110 0.04374 164 121 35 8
2621 Yes, I specifically requested a room with a ewe. 1.3110 0.04623 164 124 29 11
2622 It's Peep, P-e-e-p, and I'm knee deep in . . . yes, I'll hold. 1.3110 0.04459 164 122 33 9
2623 Some people think I'm crazy, but if you're a sheep person, you totally get it.” 1.3108 0.04780 148 111 28 9
2624 Goddammit Alexa, I said "drone strike" not "clone sheep." 1.3108 0.04968 148 113 24 11
2625 Hey is this the building manager? The United States electorate is in my apartment. And none of us know where the remote is. 1.3108 0.04875 148 112 26 10
2626 Rejoice with me, I have found my lost sheep, and you won’t believe the apartment they found. 1.3107 0.04312 177 132 35 10
2627 When I asked room service for something for someone who couldn’t sleep, this is not what I expected. 1.3106 0.05060 132 99 25 8
2628 have to be brief - witness protection - i'm on the lamb 1.3106 0.04925 161 125 22 14
2629 Gonna work from home today, boss. 1.3106 0.04682 161 122 28 11
2630 It all worked out. The chickens are in the other​ bedroom and the goats are in the kitchen. 1.3106 0.04338 161 118 36 7
2631 Yes, that's right, and a bale of alfalfa. 1.3106 0.04426 161 119 34 8
2632 I'm sorry - Ms Peep is out right now. 1.3106 0.04598 161 121 30 10
2633 Hello, UberEats? I think there has been a misunderstanding? 1.3106 0.04682 161 122 28 11
2634 I hate when I run out of Ambien. 1.3106 0.04682 161 122 28 11
2635 OK. Now how do I get the flock outta here? 1.3103 0.05134 145 112 21 12
2636 Twenty-seven salad bars have told me not to come back. 1.3103 0.04846 145 109 27 9
2637 You can stop searching for them Siri. I left them alone and they came home, wagging their tails behind them. 1.3103 0.04361 174 130 34 10
2638 but your Airbnb listing says 'pet friendly' 1.3101 0.04657 158 119 29 10
2639 I dunno Marty, I thought the whole 'crazy cat lady' thing had become a bit of a bore. 1.3101 0.04481 158 117 33 8
2640 Yes, I take them to the park twice a day... sheering is extra. 1.3101 0.04910 158 122 23 13
2641 You would not believe the subway this morning. 1.3101 0.05072 158 124 19 15
2642 We're watching Shepard Smith on Fox. 1.3101 0.04657 158 119 29 10
2643 Sorry, can’t come. I’m feeling a bit sheepish today’. 1.3101 0.04991 158 123 21 14
2644 Hello? , Insomnia Hotline? 1.3101 0.04570 158 118 31 9
2645 He's already asleep. What do I do now? 1.3101 0.04827 158 121 25 12
2646 Can you get the flock out of here? 1.3101 0.05072 158 124 19 15
2647 I'm just watching the game with a few friends - what's up with ewe? 1.3101 0.05369 129 99 20 10
2648 OK. Line up, I'm sleepy. 1.3099 0.05016 142 108 24 10
2649 I used to count them to fall asleep but now I find they make it easier to get through crowds and cross the street. 1.3099 0.04812 142 106 28 8
2650 What makes you think I sound sheepish? 1.3099 0.04707 142 105 30 7
2651 Wall Street doesn't have those kinds of wolves, mom. 1.3099 0.05114 142 109 22 11
2652 There is more money in the insomnia business in NYC than herding in Idaho. 1.3097 0.04977 155 120 22 13
2653 I’m flocked! 1.3097 0.04718 155 117 28 10
2654 It works!!! I left them alone, and they came home! 1.3097 0.04806 155 118 26 11
2655 Two eggs, over easy, a side of hash browns, and five bushels of silage. 1.3097 0.04628 155 116 30 9
2656 Yeah, I thought I had lost them, but it turns out they had just blended in with the carpet 1.3097 0.04806 155 118 26 11
2657 We need to find a place that allows dogs. 1.3097 0.04537 155 115 32 8
2658 Yes, dear, lamb chops again. 1.3097 0.04977 155 120 22 13
2659 I'm telling you -- I just left them alone. 1.3097 0.05143 155 122 18 15
2660 They really did come home, wagging their tails behind them. 1.3097 0.04537 155 115 32 8
2661 Your farm-to-table order is ready. 1.3097 0.04537 155 115 32 8
2662 They don’t like him either 1.3095 0.05341 126 96 21 9
2663 Yes, I bought a full-service sleep sofa on sale. Yes, there is some maintenance involved. 1.3095 0.04847 168 131 22 15
2664 Bo Peep lost her sheep? More fake news! 1.3095 0.04218 168 123 38 7
2665 Can I have the number for Bo Peep? 1.3095 0.04464 168 126 32 10
2666 All right, have it your way. You heard a lamb bleat. 1.3094 0.04881 139 104 27 8
2667 Do you hear what I hear? 1.3094 0.04987 139 105 25 9
2668 Yes, this is Big Bo Peep. No, I have not lost anything. 1.3092 0.04781 152 115 27 10
2669 I appreciate the gesture, but I said I needed to catch some SLEEP. 1.3092 0.04960 152 117 23 12
2670 Yes, I know we have a diversity issue here. 1.3092 0.04960 152 117 23 12
2671 Hello room service, could I get all the mint jelly you have? 1.3092 0.04781 152 115 27 10
2672 The Border Collies are stuck in traffic, so I turned on the Sheep Channel... 1.3092 0.04402 152 111 35 6
2673 I do love these urban getaways, but find it difficult not to take work with me. 1.3091 0.04518 165 124 31 10
2674 I wanted a fleece frock, not a flock! 1.3091 0.04679 165 126 27 12
2675 I’m sorry, we are not able to locate your pasture at this time. Please stay on the line and an operator will be with you shortly.” 1.3090 0.04291 178 133 35 10
2676 Just through the week-end, then back to the fields. 1.3090 0.04140 178 131 39 8
2677 I'm a Shepherd, I do - not - need - to - count - them! 1.3088 0.05272 136 105 20 11
2678 I'm surrounded by bahd news 1.3088 0.05272 136 105 20 11
2679 She said she needs space for her stuff, she can’t live with a herder anymore. 1.3088 0.05168 136 104 22 10
2680 Much to our dismay, apparently they no longer allow sheep in Sheep Meadow. 1.3087 0.04939 149 114 24 11
2681 OK Bo Peep, I understand all that, but you did't lose them, and it's going to cost plenty to get 'em back. 1.3087 0.04457 149 109 34 6
2682 I think you may have had a point when you said I take my work home with me. 1.3087 0.04457 149 109 34 6
2683 No Mary, I told you I have no idea where they are, you have to stop being so suspicious. 1.3087 0.04847 149 113 26 10
2684 I think it's time we move on to greener pastures. 1.3087 0.04557 149 110 32 7
2685 Sorry, honey. I guess I must have fallen asleep! 1.3087 0.04939 149 114 24 11
2686 If anyone in the hotel is having trouble falling asleep, I can help out. 1.3087 0.04847 149 113 26 10
2687 The pay and the medical benefits are great! But, I do have to bring work home sometimes. 1.3087 0.04457 149 109 34 6
2688 I counted them already so I’m taking a break. 1.3086 0.04403 162 120 34 8
2689 I've already tried counting sheep. 1.3086 0.04489 162 121 32 9
2690 No, you can’t watch the Rams game. 1.3086 0.04739 162 124 26 12
2691 The toughest part was getting them all on the same elevator 1.3086 0.04739 162 124 26 12
2692 Nothing much. You? 1.3086 0.04489 162 121 32 9
2693 Hear me! My insomnia is gone! 1.3086 0.04574 162 122 30 10
2694 Hey, Bo here, just hanging out with my peeps. 1.3086 0.04657 162 123 28 11
2695 Nice accommodations, but the "pet-friendly" charges really add up on a per-head basis. 1.3086 0.04489 162 121 32 9
2696 Not much. This is my mandatory "work from home" day. 1.3086 0.04574 162 122 30 10
2697 My wife keeps telling me not to bring my work home.” 1.3086 0.04315 162 119 36 7
2698 Hey, one of you named 'Lambchops'? There's a Miss Lewis on the phone looking for you. 1.3086 0.04403 162 120 34 8
2699 No. Just chilling, watching "The Silence of the Lambs' 1.3086 0.04315 162 119 36 7
2700 I'm beginning to think my commute wasn't so bad after all. 1.3086 0.04414 175 132 32 11
2701 Honey,we forgot the mint jelly! 1.3086 0.04561 175 134 28 13
2702 My wife tells me to stop bringing my work home! 1.3086 0.04561 175 134 28 13
2703 Yup, I said I'd like one shepherd's pie and fifty six large salads please. Oh, and hold the dressing. 1.3083 0.05248 133 102 21 10
2704 Han's sleep aids, how may I help you? 1.3082 0.04617 146 108 31 7
2705 Hi. This is Joseph. I'm calling in to let you know that I will be working from home today. 1.3082 0.04718 146 109 29 8
2706 Yeah, the cars are a nuissance but there are fewer wolves. 1.3082 0.04514 146 107 33 6
2707 Hello, housekeeping...You're not going to believe this... 1.3082 0.04914 146 111 25 10
2708 I can’t talk for long. They get upset when I pause the movie. 1.3082 0.04514 146 107 33 6
2709 When you asked me to babysit your kids I thought they were human. 1.3082 0.04817 146 110 27 9
2710 Hi, I'd like one wolf 1.3082 0.05285 146 115 17 14
2711 Oh, nothing much, just some woolgathering . . . How about you? 1.3082 0.04617 146 108 31 7
2712 Yeah, the city's nice, but job opportunities are shockingly limited. 1.3082 0.04545 159 119 31 9
2713 But how do I get them to stop following me? 1.3082 0.04545 159 119 31 9
2714 Tech support? My guests are getting restless because I can't connect to EweTube TV. 1.3082 0.04545 159 119 31 9
2715 A million dollars in unmarked bills and a helicopter by 5 pm...or I start sending chops! 1.3082 0.04801 159 122 25 12
2716 I've counted them over and over and I still can't get to sleep. 1.3082 0.04883 159 123 23 13
2717 Send up a burger and 50 lbs. of grass. 1.3082 0.04545 159 119 31 9
2718 Hello room service. It seems you have double booked my room. 1.3082 0.04801 159 122 25 12
2719 You say the wolf's at the door? 1.3082 0.04545 159 119 31 9
2720 hello...can I speak to Little Bo Peep? 1.3082 0.04457 159 118 33 8
2721 Yeah, I'll recount. 1.3082 0.04367 159 117 35 7
2722 The what?! Wolf of Wall Street? 1.3081 0.04542 172 131 29 12
2723 Yes, mom - I've tried counting sheep. 1.3081 0.04542 172 131 29 12
2724 Yes, I'm awake. Just as I started to nod off, I ran out of sheep. 1.3081 0.04248 185 139 35 11
2725 Yes,we are all binging "Breaking Baaaahd." 1.3077 0.04985 143 109 24 10
2726 Can I get an upgrade from loft to manger. 1.3077 0.04603 156 117 30 9
2727 Tell Harold I'm working from home today 1.3077 0.04865 156 120 24 12
2728 Hazel, this is the last time I'll say it: Take your things and get the flock out of here 1.3077 0.04885 143 108 26 9
2729 I'd like to place an order for 9 jars of mint jelly. 1.3077 0.04748 169 131 24 14
2730 Hold on, they all want to talk to you. 1.3077 0.05083 143 110 22 11
2731 Bo, they're here...Hilton Chicago Rm.1300 1.3077 0.05179 143 111 20 12
2732 I’m getting totally fleeced on this place. 1.3077 0.04420 156 115 34 7
2733 Sorry. The flock of seagulls is on the tenth floor. 1.3077 0.04692 156 118 28 10
2734 Just to be on the safe side, cancel the lamb chop special, I'll have a large Greek salad." 1.3077 0.04603 156 117 30 9
2735 I'm afraid that if I start counting them now, I won't make it to the end of the game. 1.3077 0.04783 143 107 28 8
2736 Chic? Oy! I thought you said urban sheep. 1.3077 0.04865 156 120 24 12
2737 Yeah, Mary's out of town and I'm house sitting. 1.3077 0.05273 143 112 18 13
2738 Yeah, ever since the co-op board allowed that wolf to purchase 19G, everyone seems a bit on edge. 1.3077 0.04025 169 122 42 5
2739 What the flock? 1.3077 0.04228 156 113 38 5
2740 Yes, I tried counting 1.3077 0.04985 143 109 24 10
2741 Hello, Mr. MacDonald? I'm going to take a work-at-home day today. 1.3077 0.04597 169 129 28 12
2742 Ms. Bopeep? Yes, it's me again. 1.3077 0.04673 169 130 26 13
2743 I really don't think I can dogsit for you. 1.3077 0.04002 182 133 42 7
2744 Can you shear me now? 1.3077 0.04512 156 116 32 8
2745 Mary shows up and baada baada baada I'm having breakfast at her apartment. 1.3073 0.04555 179 138 27 14
2746 Yes, Mom, I came down off the mountain. 1.3072 0.04329 166 123 35 8
2747 Yes, I did find them...I left them alone and they went home, and now they are watching Netflix. 1.3072 0.04654 166 127 27 12
2748 Yeah, this shepherding thing is more of a part-time gig ... until my screenplay gets picked up. 1.3072 0.04329 166 123 35 8
2749 I’m just in for the holidays. Mom’s got an attitude as usual. 1.3072 0.04809 166 129 23 14
2750 I’m apartment sitting at Bo’s this weekend, sorry fellas. 1.3072 0.04570 153 114 31 8
2751 Mary? Have I got a surprise for you! 1.3072 0.04570 153 114 31 8
2752 Don't worry, I didn't lose them this time 1.3072 0.04754 153 116 27 10
2753 Bo, I found your sheep. They're watching the Rams game. 1.3072 0.05103 153 120 19 14
2754 Find that dog! 1.3072 0.04754 153 116 27 10
2755 Let me talk to Bo Peep, I think I’ve found them ! 1.3072 0.04663 153 115 29 9
2756 Yeah, so it turns out they rented a suite here at The Plaza with your credit card. 1.3072 0.04663 153 115 29 9
2757 My peeps will get back to your peeps. 1.3072 0.04663 153 115 29 9
2758 Jerry, do you know anyone in the neighborhood who delivers grass? 1.3072 0.04570 153 114 31 8
2759 Never mind. I found 'em. 1.3072 0.04377 153 112 35 6
2760 Well, flock you, too. 1.3072 0.04844 153 117 25 11
2761 Hi, Yes, they are all here and Fox News is on. 1.3072 0.05103 153 120 19 14
2762 Any suggestions how to decide which ones are wolves in sheep’s clothing? 1.3072 0.04570 153 114 31 8
2763 Wagging their tails as usual, the bastards. 1.3071 0.04522 140 102 33 5
2764 Hey Bo. They're home! Never thought they'd find us in Brooklyn. 1.3071 0.04744 140 104 29 7
2765 No Wolf Blitzer. We prefer Shepard Smith. 1.3068 0.04393 176 133 32 11
2766 I feel a little sheepish calling you this late, but I can't seem to fall asleep. 1.3067 0.04793 163 126 24 13
2767 I think I’ll switch back to dog walking after all. 1.3067 0.04632 163 124 28 11
2768 No I wasn't sleeping, I was just counting sheeps" 1.3067 0.04550 163 123 30 10
2769 I work from home 3 days a week. 1.3067 0.04550 163 123 30 10
2770 Get my agent on the line, I got an idea: 'Sheep in the City' 1.3067 0.04725 150 113 28 9
2771 I tried that, but they came home anyway. 1.3067 0.04629 150 112 30 8
2772 You up...? 1.3067 0.04819 150 114 26 10
2773 No,I found them. The Rams game was about to start. 1.3067 0.04725 150 113 28 9
2774 Fleeced again! 1.3067 0.04911 150 115 24 11
2775 It's my day off. 1.3067 0.04819 150 114 26 10
2776 I happened to mention the great grass I've got stashed under my bed and they followed me home! 1.3067 0.05001 150 116 22 12
2777 Our vacations going great! Tomorrow we're going to Times Square to get fleeced! 1.3067 0.04911 150 115 24 11
2778 We got gentrified... deal with it! 1.3067 0.04725 150 113 28 9
2779 When I said I wanted all natural wool, this wasn't what I meant! 1.3067 0.04629 150 112 30 8
2780 They're not like my old roommates -- I can always count on these guys. 1.3065 0.04229 186 140 35 11
2781 It’s $100 for the first hour and $30 for each additional 15 minutes. 1.3064 0.04290 173 129 35 9
2782 I've got mutton going on as usual. 1.3064 0.04519 173 132 29 12
2783 Time to get the flock outta here 1.3062 0.04856 160 124 23 13
2784 I’m so slammed at work I had to bring some home with me. 1.3062 0.04936 160 125 21 14
2785 Turns out our sheepdog has a trust fund. 1.3062 0.04607 160 121 29 10
2786 Sorry I meant to tell you I'd work from home today. My baad. 1.3062 0.04521 160 120 31 9
2787 Yo, Bo! Your peeps have come home. 1.3062 0.04343 160 118 35 7
2788 Let's just say there's a bunch of them, it's counter-productive to try and ascertain the exact number. 1.3062 0.04607 160 121 29 10
2789 I'm canceling the farmshare. 1.3062 0.04691 160 122 27 11
2790 I was just dozing off when you called. 1.3062 0.04607 160 121 29 10
2791 That's "P-e-e-p," and I need to remove the "lost sheep" bulletin, immediately. 1.3062 0.04521 160 120 31 9
2792 9, 10, 11...Oh rats, they all moved again. 1.3061 0.04980 147 113 23 11
2793 No, everything's fine. 1.3061 0.04885 147 112 25 10
2794 However the benefit of a smaller apartment is that you can't lose them as easily. 1.3061 0.04488 147 108 33 6
2795 Sure it's not as much space as back home, but we really like the energy here. 1.3061 0.04789 147 111 27 9
2796 Why not? Goat yoga worked. 1.3061 0.04885 147 112 25 10
2797 I think I am just going to work from home today 1.3060 0.04275 183 138 34 11
2798 I think I have them all now, but I can’t seem to count them without falling asleep. 1.3060 0.04994 134 101 25 8
2799 You've got exactly 24 hours to come up with the ransom, Ms. Bo-Peep.....or else! 1.3057 0.04206 157 114 38 5
2800 I just closed my eyes for a minute. 1.3057 0.04578 157 118 30 9
2801 I can't make it today. I'm working from home. 1.3057 0.04753 157 120 26 11
2802 At Shephard dot com you can tend your flock from the comfort of your own home office 1.3057 0.04396 157 116 34 7
2803 Bo who? 1.3057 0.04753 157 120 26 11
2804 Dear - did you order sheep from Amazon or has our Corgi learned a new trick? 1.3057 0.04753 157 120 26 11
2805 The doctor says it’s not about me. It’s about ewe. 1.3057 0.04838 157 121 24 12
2806 You guys want takeout? 1.3057 0.04753 157 120 26 11
2807 Urban Shepherd 1.3057 0.04838 157 121 24 12
2808 I pointed out that, technically, they are not pets so what could they do? 1.3057 0.04488 157 117 32 8
2809 I herd ewes. 1.3056 0.05052 144 111 22 11
2810 Their days of being counted between midnight and dawn are over, they say. It's a muttony. 1.3056 0.04856 144 109 26 9
2811 To sheep, to sheep. Perchance to dream. 1.3056 0.04856 144 109 26 9
2812 Unfortunately the mangers are all full, so they put us in the luxury suite. 1.3056 0.04652 144 107 30 7
2813 Very relaxing, thanks. I count them every night. 1.3054 0.04222 167 123 37 7
2814 I'll be honest with you, urban sheperding isn't working out as well as I would have thought. 1.3054 0.04707 167 129 25 13
2815 10 pounds of grass really isn't a lot for me 1.3054 0.04307 167 124 35 8
2816 Hey mom. I can't get these sheep to leave. They think I'm Donald Trump. What should I do? 1.3054 0.04551 167 127 29 11
2817 NO, MARY'S NOT HOME!!. She said she'd be right back and that was 2 weeks ago. 1.3053 0.04953 131 98 26 7
2818 NOT NOW, I'm about to take a nap. 1.3052 0.04353 154 113 35 6
2819 I can’t sleep without them. 1.3052 0.04637 154 116 29 9
2820 So the elevator was a good clue we were lost. 1.3052 0.04450 154 114 33 7
2821 And then they told me we have to use the service elevator from now on. 1.3052 0.04816 154 118 25 11
2822 Hey Bo... you'll never guess where I found them. 1.3052 0.05238 154 123 15 16
2823 I know, Mom. They said to bring samples of my work. 1.3052 0.04727 154 117 27 10
2824 Hello, Nativity Scenes R Us. Out of donkeys, got plenty of lambs. May I take your order? 1.3052 0.04727 154 117 27 10
2825 Two Questions, how much is your sod per square foot and do you deliver? 1.3052 0.04544 154 115 31 8
2826 This telecommuting thing just isn't working out like I'd hoped. 1.3051 0.04371 177 134 32 11
2827 Hello, Grubhub, I want a 100 pounds of clover. 1.3051 0.04222 177 132 36 9
2828 Maybe it's mean but we're all kind of happy the dog couldn't make it this year. 1.3050 0.04715 141 105 29 7
2829 Mary said she was just going out for a pack of smokes. 1.3050 0.04821 141 106 27 8
2830 Well, in a way, I guess you could say it's a dream come true... 1.3050 0.05127 141 109 21 11
2831 Listen Bo Peep--I DID leave them alone. But I thought they were supposed to go to YOUR home. 1.3049 0.04688 164 126 26 12
2832 The sheep are so disappointed. There's no big apple. 1.3049 0.04608 164 125 28 11
2833 Hello Room Service: I'd like to order a club sandwich, chips, a soda and 80 pounds of hay. 1.3049 0.04688 164 126 26 12
2834 Well, they came home again, and the co-op board is not happy. 1.3049 0.04271 164 121 36 7
2835 Yes I’m certain some are missing. I’m still awake, aren’t I? 1.3049 0.04271 164 121 36 7
2836 Once you go with a live manger scene , you can never go back to ceramics! 1.3049 0.04608 164 125 28 11
2837 Of course I tried counting sheep! 1.3046 0.04698 151 114 28 9
2838 Yes, I know. I'm flocked. 1.3046 0.05060 151 118 20 13
2839 Turns out I wasn't born to be a shepherd. 1.3046 0.04603 151 113 30 8
2840 So why is it called Park Avenue? 1.3046 0.04791 151 115 26 10
2841 Could you send up a Shepherd's Pie with a side of lemongrass for 12? 1.3046 0.04346 174 131 33 10
2842 It's just me and the guys havin' a little EweTube party 1.3046 0.04570 174 134 27 13
2843 I get it, we all want to be counted! 1.3043 0.04410 161 120 33 8
2844 Yeah, she left me because I keep bringing my work home every night. 1.3043 0.05102 138 106 22 10
2845 Maybe downsizing wasn't such a good idea after all 1.3043 0.04669 138 102 30 6
2846 They're locally owned and very much homegrown. 1.3043 0.04666 161 123 27 11
2847 Hoo boy! When they say the lambs were “sure to go,” they weren’t kidding! 1.3043 0.05102 138 106 22 10
2848 1,2,3,4.....aw heck I’ll take a sleeping pill. 1.3043 0.04582 161 122 29 10
2849 Hey this is Big Bo Peep....Yeah I found them 1.3043 0.04997 138 105 24 9
2850 I told you not to get wool carpet. The flock is holding a protest. 1.3043 0.04669 138 102 30 6
2851 11. Now what? 1.3043 0.04666 161 123 27 11
2852 Bo Peep,try 740 Park Ave. 8th floor. 1.3041 0.04168 194 147 35 12
2853 ...and they just bleat like the dickens if I switch off Fox News 1.3041 0.04550 171 131 28 12
2854 Not much. Just watching a little Ewe-Tube. 1.3041 0.04474 171 130 30 11
2855 May I call you back? I'm leading a staff retreat. 1.3041 0.04761 148 112 27 9
2856 The sleeping pills didn't work. 1.3041 0.04857 148 113 25 10
2857 No, mom, I'm not doing the sheep thing again. 1.3041 0.04761 148 112 27 9
2858 Bo Peep Residence 1.3041 0.04664 148 111 29 8
2859 Hello, is this Border Collies-R-Us? 1.3041 0.04857 148 113 25 10
2860 Not a Peep from Bo... 1.3039 0.04230 181 136 35 10
2861 I think I'm being followed. 1.3038 0.04811 158 122 24 12
2862 Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full. Would you like paper or plastic? 1.3038 0.04463 158 118 32 8
2863 Tell Little Bo Peep I have her Goddamn sheep. 1.3038 0.04727 158 121 26 11
2864 I specialize in advanced sleep studies. 1.3038 0.04640 158 120 28 10
2865 Yes sir... yes sir... three pounds full. 1.3038 0.04372 158 117 34 7
2866 Make that one large with cheese and 19 with clover. 1.3038 0.04640 158 120 28 10
2867 Do you sell organic grass and do you deliver to 72nd and Broadway? 1.3038 0.04279 158 116 36 6
2868 I'm sorry Mary, you can't keep taking them to school. 1.3038 0.04727 158 121 26 11
2869 Bo Peep? Yeah, found 'em. 1.3038 0.04463 158 118 32 8
2870 Doctor, I have a problem. Everytime I try to count my sheep, I fall alseep. 1.3038 0.04553 158 119 30 9
2871 Oh, same old stuff. Work, mortgage, baah baah baah . . . 1.3038 0.04727 158 121 26 11
2872 Hello front desk, I would like to complain about a terrible smell in my room. 1.3037 0.05286 135 105 19 11
2873 Hello! Is Little Bo Peep there? 1.3037 0.04850 135 101 27 7
2874 They demanded to watch the Rams vs. the Lions 1.3036 0.04368 168 126 33 9
2875 Mind if I work from home today? 1.3034 0.04925 145 111 24 10
2876 First time I've stayed in a SheepBnB. It's great! 1.3034 0.04925 145 111 24 10
2877 Tell Bo-Peep that I DESERVED that promotion! 1.3034 0.04827 145 110 26 9
2878 And then it was suggested I try counting sheep. 1.3034 0.04624 145 108 30 7
2879 "This is apartment is such a bad deal. I'm getting fleeced. 1.3034 0.04727 145 109 28 8
2880 Remote working helps my team avoid that corporate herd mentality. 1.3034 0.05116 145 113 20 12
2881 This is Bo.. you won't believe where I finally found them ! . 1.3034 0.04827 145 110 26 9
2882 Why am I selling? Because with my new c-pap machine I no longer need them! 1.3034 0.04494 178 137 28 13
2883 This is Bo. Peep's in the shower. 1.3032 0.04611 155 117 29 9
2884 It's very nice here, but I seem to have trouble sleeping. 1.3032 0.04519 155 116 31 8
2885 The farmer's market wasn't quite as welcoming as we anticipated. 1.3032 0.04611 155 117 29 9
2886 The usual. What about you? 1.3032 0.04425 155 115 33 7
2887 You remember that book, “Urban Shepherd” you gave me for my last birthday? 1.3032 0.04611 155 117 29 9
2888 This AirBaa-n-Baa is perfect. 1.3032 0.04961 155 121 21 13
2889 They disagree about the apartment having a pastoral quality. 1.3032 0.04611 155 117 29 9
2890 Stay-at-home shepherd speaking. Can I help you? 1.3032 0.04611 155 117 29 9
2891 Hello, roam service? 1.3032 0.04611 155 117 29 9
2892 Oh yeah? Flock ewe! 1.3032 0.04789 155 119 25 11
2893 Pen to penthouse… it's like farm to table. 1.3030 0.04583 165 126 28 11
2894 My sheep listen to my voice; I know them, and they follow me. John 10:27-28. Does the condo board have any other questions? 1.3030 0.04583 165 126 28 11
2895 You graze your way, I graze my way. 1.3030 0.04502 165 125 30 10
2896 Yes, that's one l-a-m-b souvlaki with a side of potatoes. Actually, I think I better just head down there. 1.3030 0.04663 165 127 26 12
2897 The kids tell me Bo-Peep took off right after I passed out. 1.3030 0.04742 165 128 24 13
2898 And how much for the extra RAM? 1.3029 0.04474 175 134 29 12
2899 Twenty tickets for Shear Madness, please. 1.3029 0.04170 175 130 37 8
2900 After switching to Xanax, I decided to keep them. Because they're family, Jack! 1.3028 0.04579 142 105 31 6
2901 Insomnia Crisis -line. How may I help you? 1.3026 0.04854 152 117 24 11
2902 No mom, I don’t think the recount is going to help me sleep any better. 1.3026 0.04854 152 117 24 11
2903 Yo, Bo. Found your sheep. 1.3026 0.04763 152 116 26 10
2904 I don’t see what the problem is, I told you I’d be using your Airbnb to work from home. 1.3026 0.04763 152 116 26 10
2905 Parks Department? I own an environmentally friendly mowing service... 1.3026 0.04763 152 116 26 10
2906 Sorry, I've been swamped. I had to take some work home with me. 1.3026 0.04282 152 111 36 5
2907 Didn't sleep a wink. Perhaps you could send up more sheep. 1.3025 0.04298 162 120 35 7
2908 I found some surprising relatives on my DNA test. 1.3025 0.04298 162 120 35 7
2909 Please come home. I promise I'll get rid of them. 1.3025 0.04473 162 122 31 9
2910 GPS says that this is where the meadow is. 1.3023 0.04873 129 96 27 6
2911 I'm more productive when I work from home 1.3022 0.04966 139 106 24 9
2912 Hey Bo, bad news, we are being evicted." 1.3022 0.04752 139 104 28 7
2913 Yes, I found them. They're in a nice Airbnb, and they apologize for using your credit card. 1.3022 0.04966 139 106 24 9
2914 Bo Peep? I think I found 'em 1.3020 0.04828 149 114 25 10
2915 Not much. Just counting sheep. 1.3020 0.04637 149 112 29 8
2916 I think I just got fleeced. 1.3020 0.04921 149 115 23 11
2917 Sorry, we don't do insomniacs. It's too hard on the sheep. 1.3020 0.04733 149 113 27 9
2918 Is this Central Park? I've got a proposition for you ... 1.3020 0.04637 149 112 29 8
2919 I’d like to order some real grass. 1.3020 0.04437 149 110 33 6
2920 Well, once word got out that 'Babe' is on TV again, there was no stopping them. 1.3020 0.04828 149 114 25 10
2921 Forthe last time -- the Lord is thy shepherd!!!! 1.3020 0.04828 149 114 25 10
2922 What channel is the The Shari Lewis Show on? 1.3020 0.05190 149 118 17 14
2923 „Mom, If I make it in NY, I can make it anywhere...“ 1.3020 0.04733 149 113 27 9
2924 Hello, yes this Mr. Peep. No, Bo is not here right now. I don’t know where she is. 1.3019 0.04615 159 121 28 10
2925 Weren't you the one who told me to invest in wool futures? 1.3018 0.04345 169 127 33 9
2926 I don’t know how many,if I try to count them I might fall asleep 1.3018 0.04505 169 129 29 11
2927 That new dog? He needs some training. 1.3018 0.04582 169 130 27 12
2928 Hi- do you have a sheepdog who does house calls? 1.3017 0.04106 179 133 38 8
2929 I don't think I'll go, I'm feeling kind of sheepish. 1.3015 0.05355 136 107 17 12
2930 Hello. I was wondering if you deliver green pastures? 1.3015 0.04931 136 103 25 8
2931 This was funnier when Wallace and Gromit did it. 1.3014 0.04896 146 112 24 10
2932 It's a great gig. I'm their emotional companion. 1.3014 0.04798 146 111 26 9
2933 Is Bo Peep available? 1.3014 0.04699 146 110 28 8
2934 I TRIED going on vacation... work just keeps following me! 1.3014 0.04798 146 111 26 9
2935 Peep. P, E, E, P. Bo. B, O. 1.3014 0.04991 146 113 22 11
2936 Are you sure counting sheep is the best way to fall asleep? 1.3013 0.04494 156 117 31 8
2937 Hello, Bo Peep, I think I have solved your problem. 1.3013 0.04762 156 120 25 11
2938 The 'Silence of the Lambs' is not as soothing as I thought. 1.3013 0.04762 156 120 25 11
2939 You were right, Doc. Counting Trump's bad decisions is much more practical. 1.3012 0.04559 166 127 28 11
2940 Tell Bo they found greener pastures 1.3012 0.04313 166 124 34 8
2941 No, no, it's not me it's ewe. 1.3012 0.04479 166 126 30 10
2942 Housekeeping ??? 1.3012 0.04396 166 125 32 9
2943 Yes, that’s one hamburger and one acre of grass. 1.3011 0.04303 176 133 33 10
2944 I thought working from home would create better work-life balance. 1.3011 0.04452 176 135 29 12
2945 Twenty bucks a head and I'll send them on home, Bo Peep. 1.3008 0.04771 133 99 28 6
2946 So I said “ let’s get some sleep”, and the next thing I know... 1.3008 0.04889 133 100 26 7
2947 No, you must be thinking of Bo Derek. 1.3007 0.05255 143 113 17 13
2948 Sharon, never count sheep on Ambien... 1.3007 0.04763 143 108 27 8
2949 Lost? Nah. I’m at my brother’s in the city watching the game. 1.3007 0.04659 143 107 29 7
2950 They don't know it yet, but we're about to get fleeced. 1.3007 0.04966 143 110 23 10
2951 Hello, you have reached By Hook or By Crook, how can I help ewe? 1.3007 0.04552 143 106 31 6
2952 They're fine -- Not a Peep out of them. 1.3007 0.04330 143 104 35 4
2953 No, I'm not busy. Come over. I'm literally just counting sheep. 1.3007 0.04966 143 110 23 10
2954 I told the desk I wanted a good sleep 1.3007 0.04826 153 118 24 11
2955 Hello, do you have a listing for “Little Bo Peep” 1.3007 0.04826 153 118 24 11
2956 When I say "who wants to go for a W A L K " they all get excited. 1.3007 0.05001 153 120 20 13
2957 You're telling me there isn't a single venture capital firm interested in an urban sheepherding startup? 1.3007 0.04456 153 114 32 7
2958 Don't tell me the wolves got the Central Park view! 1.3006 0.04363 163 122 33 8
2959 I left them alone and they came home! 1.3006 0.04449 163 123 31 9
2960 An expentant couple took over, men started bringing gifts, it just got too crowded. 1.3006 0.04698 163 126 25 12
2961 ...and one egg roll. Please don't forget the c-h-o-p sticks. 1.3006 0.04793 173 137 20 16
2962 Teleshepherding - I'm telling, you it's the next big thing. 1.3005 0.03969 183 135 41 7
2963 I've gathered the wool. Now what? 1.3005 0.04331 183 140 31 12
2964 Well, now they've seen Paree. 1.3000 0.04800 150 115 25 10
2965 He did what? Get the flock outta here! 1.3000 0.04935 140 107 24 9
2966 They followed me home, Mary. Now what? 1.3000 0.05254 110 82 23 5
2967 I was tired of being outstanding in my field. 1.3000 0.04758 160 124 24 12
2968 Some Silicon Valley billionaire hired us to put his kid to sleep. Gig economomy, right? 1.3000 0.05239 120 91 22 7
2969 Guten tag, I’m answering your flyer looking for a German Shepard 1.3000 0.04512 150 112 31 7
2970 Found 'em, you won't believe where! 1.3000 0.04921 160 126 20 14
2971 I'll have the General Tso and two acres of green pastures. 1.3000 0.04481 170 130 29 11
2972 Assembled outside the Seventh Street polling site, they started and kept following me no matter what I said. 1.3000 0.05038 140 108 22 10
2973 Yes Mom, I made them take off their shoes at the door 1.3000 0.05139 140 109 20 11
2974 Yes, room service? I'd like to order a shepard's pie and 5 bales of hay. 1.3000 0.04610 150 113 29 8
2975 Mary? She's out with one of the little lambs. 1.3000 0.04610 150 113 29 8
2976 Hello, Bo? Yes, I found them all. 1.3000 0.04706 150 114 27 9
2977 Hello, Bo Peep? You'll never believe where I found them! 1.3000 0.04675 160 123 26 11
2978 Hi Bo- Peep. Thanks for a wonderful evening last night but do you mind collecting your sheep. 1.3000 0.04403 170 129 31 10
2979 I'd like to place an order for a very large grass and clover pizza. 1.3000 0.04675 160 123 26 11
2980 I’ll be sheepless in Seattle next time, I promise. 1.3000 0.04416 160 120 32 8
2981 The landlord is my shepherd . . . 1.3000 0.04675 160 123 26 11
2982 Miss Bo Peep?, I have someone here who would like to talk with you. 1.3000 0.04326 160 119 34 7
2983 You were totally right — the hipsters here LOVE my ‘Artisanal Ambien’. 1.2994 0.04357 177 135 31 11
2984 Yes, that's right . . . ten cubic yards of sod, 25th floor, penthouse suite. 1.2994 0.04290 167 125 34 8
2985 This 3D television is something else. 1.2994 0.04290 167 125 34 8
2986 ...barely hear you… noisy here… try counting what? 1.2994 0.04768 167 131 22 14
2987 Yea, I actually found it on Air-bah-n-bah! 1.2994 0.04768 167 131 22 14
2988 Can I call you baaaaack? 1.2994 0.04470 157 118 31 8
2989 New York, the city that never sleeps or the place where dreams come true? 1.2994 0.04649 157 120 27 10
2990 Working from home is not without its drawbacks. 1.2994 0.04821 157 122 23 12
2991 There's at least 13 of them, but how's this going to help me sleep? 1.2994 0.04905 157 123 21 13
2992 One medium pepperoni and six extra large with clover and hay. 1.2993 0.04961 147 114 22 11
2993 Turns out there was no wolf after all. 1.2993 0.04671 147 111 28 8
2994 Binge-watching my sheep. 1.2993 0.04961 147 114 22 11
2995 I'd like to speak to Miss BoPeep. 1.2993 0.04867 147 113 24 10
2996 Well, I was following the GPS... 1.2993 0.04867 147 113 24 10
2997 Tell Little Bo I found them. 1.2993 0.04961 147 114 22 11
2998 I was hoping to get some sleep, but all they want to do is watch Fox News . . . 1.2993 0.05320 137 108 17 12
2999 I do herd a lot of sheep but that doesn't make me a hoarder. 1.2993 0.05008 137 105 23 9
3000 Bo Peep? I think I can help with your little problem. 1.2993 0.04900 137 104 25 8
3001 What? Sorry. I had just fallen asleep. 1.2993 0.05218 137 107 19 11
3002 The office is nice and the job is pretty easy, but the uniform is really wonky. 1.2993 0.04900 137 104 25 8
3003 You dream, We come. 1.2993 0.05114 137 106 21 10
3004 I'm in 507 requesting housekeeping 24/7. 1.2989 0.04482 174 134 28 12
3005 I’d like to order the 3 bails for $30 special. 1.2989 0.04094 174 129 38 7
3006 Dave, this party is shear madness. 1.2988 0.04253 164 122 35 7
3007 hello! Mid-town sheep rescue...how can I help? 1.2988 0.04426 164 124 31 9
3008 Where did you say that damn dog went......? 1.2988 0.04340 164 123 33 8
3009 We haven’t found a producer yet, but there’s a lot of interest. 1.2988 0.04426 164 124 31 9
3010 I tried counting sheep but its too much like work. 1.2988 0.04426 164 124 31 9
3011 So what’s going on with ewe? 1.2988 0.04592 164 126 27 11
3012 Yeah, I already tried that, but I still can't sleep. 1.2988 0.04340 164 123 33 8
3013 We're in town for an Insomniacs Anonymous meeting . 1.2987 0.04710 154 118 26 10
3014 Hey Greg, I've got the sheep. Do I just start counting them, or...? 1.2987 0.04886 154 120 22 12
3015 Bo, I got ‘em but, you’ll never guess where! 1.2987 0.04235 154 113 36 5
3016 You were right, city life is more convenient. 1.2987 0.04134 154 112 38 4
3017 Working from home is nothing like Camila said it would be. 1.2987 0.04526 154 116 30 8
3018 They're better than cats , they dont ignore me.." 1.2986 0.04735 144 109 27 8
3019 My rod and my DVR, they comfort me. 1.2986 0.05033 144 112 21 11
3020 We're binge-watching, just like everybody else 1.2986 0.05033 144 112 21 11
3021 Good news, dear! I found an easier way to get rid of the carpets and get down to the hardwood floors. 1.2985 0.04858 134 101 26 7
3022 Dear Little Bo P., So sorry for unfriending you. Can we talk things over? 1.2982 0.04381 171 130 31 10
3023 I finally got my sheep together. 1.2982 0.04381 171 130 31 10
3024 This is shear madness, I tell you! 1.2982 0.04302 171 129 33 9
3025 I'm at the Fields' for the night, you know, just keeping watch. 1.2982 0.04535 171 132 27 12
3026 If I can't find him it's no big deal, I've got 99 others just like him. 1.2982 0.04221 171 128 35 8
3027 Hey, you up? 1.2981 0.04479 161 122 30 9
3028 Just sitting down for "So Ewe Think Ewe Can Dance". 1.2981 0.04479 161 122 30 9
3029 Of course I know pets are not allowed. They're livestock. 1.2981 0.04303 161 120 34 7
3030 No, Bo Peep is out looking for her sheep. This is the baby sitter 1.2981 0.04565 161 123 28 10
3031 The dog brought us up here and then ran off. 1.2981 0.04392 161 121 32 8
3032 Hi...Bo? I found them! 1.2981 0.04565 161 123 28 10
3033 I can't sleep. I need more sheep. 1.2981 0.04479 161 122 30 9
3034 The noise in the background; That's my sleep medication 1.2980 0.04584 151 114 29 8
3035 I couldn't sleep so I summoned my staff. 1.2980 0.04954 151 118 21 12
3036 Can I please get a prescription of Ambien now? 1.2980 0.04773 151 116 25 10
3037 What do you mean the wolf of Wallstreet is back? 1.2980 0.05129 151 120 17 14
3038 She can't talk. All creatures great and small is on now. 1.2980 0.04285 151 111 35 5
3039 Yeah, my Sunday flock came over to watch the big game. 1.2979 0.05205 141 111 18 12
3040 Bo-Peep here...no, I definitely haven't lost them... 1.2979 0.04905 141 108 24 9
3041 I love working from home, Mom, I'm my own boss. 1.2979 0.05107 141 110 20 11
3042 We offer upscale grazing for the modern ewe. 1.2979 0.04694 141 106 28 7
3043 They ewe-nionized. 1.2979 0.05007 141 109 22 10
3044 Bo Peep, I've found the sheep and got us a room----hurry on over!! 1.2979 0.04905 141 108 24 9
3045 My therapist said temporary regression, like clinginess, is totally normal after a big move, but sometimes I just wish they'd get lost. 1.2977 0.05493 131 104 15 12
3046 I miss the countryside, but the flock is all hooked on Netflix. 1.2976 0.04351 168 127 32 9
3047 Tell me again why this will help me sleep? 1.2976 0.04432 168 128 30 10
3048 After the litter box training it was easy 1.2976 0.04432 168 128 30 10
3049 I think someone's trying to pull the wool over my eyes. 1.2975 0.04354 158 118 33 7
3050 I thought the prize was a Jeep Wrangler...I don’t know anything about being a sheep wrangler??!! 1.2975 0.04960 158 125 19 14
3051 So, I met this girl, Little Bo-Peep. 1.2975 0.04623 158 121 27 10
3052 Great location, fabulous views, just across the street from Central Park, but a little cramped. 1.2975 0.04354 158 118 33 7
3053 Lassie come home. Cable's not working. 1.2975 0.04260 158 117 35 6
3054 Many wolves roaming around Wall Street today? The flock wants some fresh air. 1.2975 0.04710 158 122 25 11
3055 I don't really care, do Ewe? 1.2975 0.04878 158 124 21 13
3056 Found 'em. We're having a staff bleating." 1.2975 0.04960 158 125 19 14
3057 I counted and counted until I got an overflow error. That woke me up. 1.2975 0.04878 158 124 21 13
3058 Hello, insomnia emergency hotline. 1.2975 0.04445 158 119 31 8
3059 Yes sir! All 12 are certified fence jumpers. 1.2973 0.04644 148 112 28 8
3060 Hello, Mary. You said you were paying me to watch your ONE little lamb. 1.2973 0.04644 148 112 28 8
3061 That's right - one cheese pizza and a hundred pounds of grass and clover! 1.2973 0.04742 148 113 26 9
3062 Don't tell Mary where we are... this is gonna be the best surprise! 1.2973 0.04644 148 112 28 8
3063 I'll have a large cheese and twelve sides of grass. 1.2973 0.04544 148 111 30 7
3064 I'm not so sure this "telecommuting" thing is right for me. 1.2973 0.05024 148 116 20 12
3065 I won’t show them Fox.” 1.2973 0.04151 185 140 35 10
3066 Hey Donald...I found them. 1.2973 0.04838 148 114 24 10
3067 Hey, it's Little Bo. You would not believe where I found them! 1.2971 0.04309 175 133 32 10
3068 All I told them was, ‘Let’s make America great again’. 1.2971 0.05082 138 107 21 10
3069 Hi. I'd like to order out for a party of 14. Anything but lamb chops. 1.2970 0.04567 165 127 27 11
3070 Yes, I 'll take the EZ-Shear. And that's one day delivery, right? 1.2970 0.04143 165 122 37 6
3071 Yes, Ms. Bo-Peep. I found them. 1.2970 0.04403 165 125 31 9
3072 No, we have another counting then. How's 1:30 a.m. for you? 1.2970 0.04648 165 128 25 12
3073 We start tomorrow as part of the natural landscaping program in Central Park. 1.2970 0.04648 165 128 25 12
3074 I just don’t why I keep falling asleep. 1.2969 0.05005 128 97 24 7
3075 Bo-Peep, I can't find the remote. 1.2968 0.04683 155 119 26 10
3076 I know it can get messy, but counting the imaginary ones never got me to sleep. 1.2968 0.04501 155 117 30 8
3077 I miss ewe too 1.2968 0.04772 155 120 24 11
3078 Yes, we all finished voting and are watching the returns. 1.2968 0.04859 155 121 22 12
3079 I'm the in the penthouse, baby. Call me Big Bo Peep. 1.2967 0.04407 182 141 28 13
3080 I'm still not sleepy! Will you send over five more sheep? 1.2966 0.04807 145 111 25 9
3081 City life just isn’t for me. 1.2966 0.04167 145 105 37 3
3082 Oh, you meant upstate? That'll be extra. 1.2966 0.04390 145 107 33 5
3083 I got money on the Rams... 1.2966 0.04807 145 111 25 9
3084 My GPS was a little off. I'm across the street from the Sheep Meadow. 1.2966 0.04603 145 109 29 7
3085 Hey boss, I thought I'd give this working from home thing a try. 1.2965 0.04035 172 127 39 6
3086 Baa, baa, baa, baa Barbara Ann? 1.2965 0.04280 172 130 33 9
3087 It's getting to the point where I can't tell the tweeting from the bleating. 1.2965 0.04587 172 134 25 13
3088 I’ve got your sheep, Little Bo Peep! 1.2965 0.04436 172 132 29 11
3089 Do I have a staff? Sure I've got a staff , who would you like to speak with" 1.2963 0.04369 162 122 32 8
3090 Hey, Bo-Peep, they're home, now what? 1.2963 0.04280 162 121 34 7
3091 I think we might be taking the whole "artisanal" thing a little too far. 1.2963 0.04707 162 126 24 12
3092 They won't stop bleating until I put on The Wolf of Wall Street 1.2963 0.04707 162 126 24 12
3093 I know, I know, I didn’t think I’d get so many followers! 1.2963 0.04541 162 124 28 10
3094 They may be a little TOO domesticated. 1.2963 0.04456 162 123 30 9
3095 I think they're all here but I keep falling asleep when try and count them. 1.2963 0.05265 135 106 18 11
3096 I think I’ll work from home today. 1.2961 0.04652 152 116 27 9
3097 A white male, fluffy hair; have you seen him?" 1.2961 0.04558 152 115 29 8
3098 What can I say? They love 'Fox and Friends. 1.2961 0.04652 152 116 27 9
3099 I'd love a dog but unfortunately my landlord won't let me have a pet. 1.2961 0.04652 152 116 27 9
3100 You can’t miss him, officer; he has three full bags. Well, he self identifies as gray. 1.2961 0.04461 152 114 31 7
3101 ...and a pair of knitting needles. 1.2961 0.04558 152 115 29 8
3102 "For goodness' sake, Mary, get yourself home now!" 1.2961 0.04836 152 118 23 11
3103 The best part of working from home is you never have to get out of your bathrobe. 1.2961 0.04461 152 114 31 7
3104 There's no more grazing in Central Park 1.2959 0.04489 169 130 28 11
3105 Actually, I solved the sheep dog problem 1.2959 0.04163 169 126 36 7
3106 Mom an d Dad, I want to quit the family business. 1.2959 0.04078 169 125 38 6
3107 Hello room service? Could you send up your salmon carpaccio with lemon aioli, a nice oaked chardonnay and a creme brûlée for dessert. Oh, and a large bail of your very best hay. 1.2958 0.04771 142 108 26 8
3108 Smart TV: I said Sleep 1.2956 0.04510 159 121 29 9
3109 I have a message for Miss Peep. 1.2956 0.04598 159 122 27 10
3110 It's actually the one where Lassie saves a bunch of sheep. 1.2956 0.04510 159 121 29 9
3111 Where again was the right turn? 1.2956 0.04510 159 121 29 9
3112 Hey, Bo Peep, I was just wondering if you're doing anything tonight. 1.2956 0.04510 159 121 29 9
3113 I brought my work home with me today but I keep falling asleep. 1.2955 0.04510 176 137 26 13
3114 I really need to stop taking my work home with me 1.2955 0.04778 132 99 27 6
3115 I can assure you that the wool coats that I am offering are genuine." 1.2953 0.04416 149 111 32 6
3116 They had a special — sheep stay free if accompanied by a shepherd 1.2953 0.04518 149 112 30 7
3117 I've rallied their trust, but now it's like they expect me to actually lead them somewhere. I don't understand. 1.2953 0.04809 149 115 24 10
3118 Tell Little Bo Peep I found them. 1.2953 0.04809 149 115 24 10
3119 Oh, we're safe. He will never look in his own building. 1.2953 0.04809 149 115 24 10
3120 It's ok. I finally found them. 1.2952 0.04623 166 129 25 12
3121 Never again! That's the last time I cover for Little Bo-Peep. 1.2952 0.04210 166 124 35 7
3122 That's when I realized I was letting the sheep herd me. 1.2952 0.04380 166 126 31 9
3123 Apparently the building has a ‘No dog’ policy. The herd’s a mess 1.2952 0.04778 166 131 21 14
3124 You didn’t say the job had to be in the country. 1.2950 0.05049 139 108 21 10
3125 No, I sold the beehives. 2019 is all about urban sheephearding. 1.2950 0.04729 139 105 27 7
3126 You're right, Sheepshead Bay is much more peaceful than Manhattan. 1.2950 0.04945 139 107 23 9
3127 No, It was not a sheepless night 1.2949 0.04476 156 118 30 8
3128 No, this is the Los Angeles Lambs.... but we are waiting for the Rams too. 1.2949 0.04657 156 120 26 10
3129 Hi mom, i couldn’t sleep 1.2949 0.04745 156 121 24 11
3130 I assure you, my eBay account was hacked, I did not order a herd of sheep with a free Shepard's crook!. 1.2949 0.04831 156 122 22 12
3131 Morning Helen. Tell him I'm working from home today. 1.2949 0.04382 156 117 32 7
3132 Yes, I know"winter is coming". We are all set! 1.2949 0.04382 156 117 32 7
3133 This working from home has its pros..... and its cons. 1.2948 0.04489 173 134 27 12
3134 Hi Bo Peep! Guess what? 1.2948 0.04708 173 137 21 15
3135 It was raining, so I got us a hotel room. 1.2948 0.04179 173 130 35 8
3136 I've counted them ten times. Can you think of anything else I could do with them to put me to sleep? 1.2946 0.05324 129 101 18 10
3137 Quit calling me a dog. I’m a German Shepherd. 1.2945 0.05159 146 116 17 13
3138 So, when do you expect to have more Ambien? 1.2945 0.04876 146 113 23 10
3139 I've got to get the flock out of the city. 1.2945 0.04517 163 125 28 10
3140 Speak to a representative. 1.2945 0.04761 163 128 22 13
3141 Nothing was said about this on AirB& B. 1.2945 0.04517 163 125 28 10
3142 "I have literally tried counting sheep but, I still can't sleep!" 1.2945 0.04681 163 127 24 12
3143 Bo Peep? Boy Blue here. I think I know where your lost sheep are. 1.2945 0.04346 163 123 32 8
3144 Yes, that's exactly what I herd. 1.2945 0.04761 163 128 22 13
3145 Screw the sheep, I'm buying my woolen socks online! 1.2945 0.04258 163 122 34 7
3146 Hello? I’m looking for a Bo Peep. 1.2945 0.04517 163 125 28 10
3147 I just have to give each of the condo Board members a sweater. 1.2941 0.04626 153 117 27 9
3148 2A had outdoor space but no view. 1.2941 0.04718 153 118 25 10
3149 Hey, Larry. Remember when I told you I was able to book the Jean Shepherd Suite at the Comedy Hotel? 1.2941 0.04225 170 128 34 8
3150 Yeah, I 'very decided to work from home today. 1.2941 0.04808 153 119 23 11
3151 For the last time, you can't rent my sheep for a stupid sleeping experiment. 1.2941 0.04718 153 118 25 10
3152 I can’t leave until Bo comes back. 1.2941 0.04718 153 118 25 10
3153 Oh, just kicking back until shearing season gets here. You? 1.2941 0.04626 153 117 27 9
3154 They follow me around like a bunch of damn sheep. 1.2941 0.04387 170 130 30 10
3155 Hello, Wilburn Sod Farm? Do you deliver? 1.2937 0.04573 160 123 27 10
3156 Just waiting for the dog to come back with pizza. You? 1.2937 0.04397 160 121 31 8
3157 Netflocks and chill? 1.2937 0.04397 160 121 31 8
3158 They also would like to be returned 1.2937 0.04307 160 120 33 7
3159 Is Dad still having trouble sleeping? If so I can come over. 1.2937 0.04741 160 125 23 12
3160 Hi, Mary. No, there's not a little lamb in the bunch. 1.2937 0.04486 160 122 29 9
3161 Help me, get the flock outta here! 1.2937 0.04741 160 125 23 12
3162 What do you mean you're out of mangers? 1.2937 0.04573 160 123 27 10
3163 Of course, I tried counting sheep, I count them every every night! 1.2937 0.04420 143 106 32 5
3164 Oh, Hi Peep. Not much. How about you? 1.2937 0.04845 143 110 24 9
3165 I left them alone as you said and they came home. 1.2937 0.04742 143 109 26 8
3166 Hello, Miss Bo Peep? I think I found what you lost, and I would be GLAD, make that ecstatic, to tell you where to find them. 1.2937 0.04945 143 111 22 10
3167 Mary? Yes, it’s the boy down the lane again. 1.2937 0.04742 143 109 26 8
3168 Airbnb has changed my life. 1.2937 0.04945 143 111 22 10
3169 They told me I was buying a Sleep Number 12. 1.2934 0.04357 167 127 31 9
3170 It's much cozier, and we all agree, safer. 1.2934 0.04188 167 125 35 7
3171 The Wolf of Wall Street? Not what I expected. 1.2934 0.04519 167 129 27 11
3172 No, these aren't pets, I work from home. 1.2934 0.04599 167 130 25 12
3173 Tomorrow works better for me. I’m working from home today. 1.2933 0.04874 150 117 22 11
3174 Ms. Bo Peep, you say? Can you describe your lost sheep, m'am? 1.2933 0.04182 150 110 36 4
3175 Hello. You have reached Party Animals. Mary speaking. 1.2933 0.04590 150 114 28 8
3176 Mutton. What are you up to? 1.2933 0.04874 150 117 22 11
3177 You’re coming for dinner? Can you bring a bottle of Mouton Cadet? 1.2933 0.04182 150 110 36 4
3178 I'm getting a dog. 1.2933 0.04781 150 116 24 10
3179 Before I book the room, are you sure you're a pet friendly hotel? 1.2933 0.04874 150 117 22 11
3180 Yes, Peep. First name’s Bo. 1.2933 0.04874 150 117 22 11
3181 I'm working on a plan to bridge the urban-rural divide. 1.2933 0.04874 150 117 22 11
3182 Yes, I’ve trained them to count. But I still can’t sleep. 1.2931 0.04315 174 133 31 10
3183 You'll never guess who followed me home. 1.2930 0.04358 157 118 32 7
3184 Ever since election day they demand to be counted but I keep falling asleep 1.2930 0.04068 157 115 38 4
3185 I'm going to try a homeopathic solution to my insomnia. 1.2930 0.04971 157 125 18 14
3186 Hello Mary, I think you better get over here! 1.2930 0.04358 157 118 32 7
3187 Bleating? There's no bleating, it's the TV. 1.2930 0.04718 157 122 24 11
3188 Little Bo Peep, this is detective Jones, I think we have solved the case. 1.2930 0.04718 157 122 24 11
3189 I'm on hold for a Ms. Bo Peep. 1.2929 0.04476 140 104 31 5
3190 Yea, I lost one. Would you check the meadow in the lobby? 1.2929 0.04808 140 107 25 8
3191 This natural sleep aid is not working. 1.2929 0.05218 140 111 17 12
3192 Wrong number. This isn't Andy Shepherd. I'm just A Shepherd. 1.2929 0.05218 140 111 17 12
3193 I trained them to jump over the bed, and now I sleep without pills! The guy downstairs is becomg difficult, though... Need any wool? 1.2927 0.04575 164 127 26 11
3194 I keep telling them to get lost. 1.2927 0.04235 164 123 34 7
3195 The dog quit and I can't find another one on Linkedin. Can you get me a temp? 1.2927 0.04575 164 127 26 11
3196 This is actually not helping me go to sleep at all. 1.2927 0.04492 164 126 28 10
3197 Honey, the breeder assured me that these sheep doodles do not shed. 1.2927 0.04575 164 127 26 11
3198 I like to take work home with me. 1.2927 0.04408 164 125 30 9
3199 We're waiting for the dog to get back from his walk. 1.2927 0.04408 164 125 30 9
3200 NYC is such a livable city once you learn to separate the sheep from the goats. 1.2925 0.04651 147 112 27 8
3201 Hey, Barbara? Last time I "cat-sit" for you. 1.2925 0.04942 147 115 21 11
3202 Trust me, Bob. I don’t know why you always think I’m trying to pull the wool over your eyes... 1.2925 0.04549 147 111 29 7
3203 Today? Not much. Ewe? 1.2925 0.04847 147 114 23 10
3204 just hanging out, watching some shear nonsense 1.2925 0.04847 147 114 23 10
3205 No Janet, I told you I was working from home today. It’s on my Outlook calendar. 1.2924 0.04595 171 134 24 13
3206 What do you mean all I ever say is, “Bah, Bah, Bah?” 1.2924 0.04204 171 129 34 8
3207 No, sheepherder is not a pseudonym. 1.2924 0.04285 171 130 32 9
3208 I think they are happy with the room. 1.2924 0.04285 171 130 32 9
3209 Like any good urban minister, I'm multi-tasking, catching the game and tending to my flock. 1.2924 0.04285 171 130 32 9
3210 Herding cats? Now that's hard work! 1.2924 0.04520 171 133 26 12
3211 Nope, still can't sleep. 1.2924 0.04365 171 131 30 10
3212 I guess I fell asleep at 25. 1.2923 0.04816 130 98 26 6
3213 They LOVE Times Square. 1.2922 0.04600 154 118 27 9
3214 "But the Airbnb listing said pets allowed. 1.2922 0.04600 154 118 27 9
3215 Apparently, the suit comes "some assembly required". 1.2922 0.04869 154 121 21 12
3216 Yes sir, I can hear you’re upset but I promise you I actually said flock of ewes”. 1.2922 0.04411 154 116 31 7
3217 To go after prominent abusive shepherd leaders, they want lawyers and a social media agency working under #ewetoo. 1.2922 0.04869 154 121 21 12
3218 I'm feeling too sheepish to go out. 1.2922 0.04600 154 118 27 9
3219 The only P.E. course left was Urban Sheepherding. 1.2921 0.04246 178 136 32 10
3220 Oh, I've adapted pretty well to the new place, but the sheep are having a rougher time. 1.2921 0.04016 178 133 38 7
3221 Yes, I'm calling about constantly getting fleeced on my data plan. 1.2920 0.05433 113 87 19 7
3222 The Andersons are coming for dinner. Remember the mint jelly. 1.2920 0.04766 137 104 26 7
3223 I don't know how many, I lost count... 1.2920 0.04766 137 104 26 7
3224 Okay, you wanted to watch the Rams game, so watch it. 1.2919 0.04462 161 123 29 9
3225 Honestly, Bishop, I am at work. I'm just watching over my flock as we speak. 1.2919 0.04284 161 121 33 7
3226 Hello 911 ? I need some help getting the flock outta here 1.2919 0.04462 161 123 29 9
3227 Oh yeah, they figured out house training fast after I ate one. 1.2919 0.04632 161 125 25 11
3228 Look, 'fields where they lay' wasn't working for me. 1.2919 0.04715 161 126 23 12
3229 .... just watching a flic with my flock 1.2919 0.04632 161 125 25 11
3230 Hello, I am calling for Wolf. 1.2919 0.04284 161 121 33 7
3231 But, the ad said pets allowed. 1.2919 0.04284 161 121 33 7
3232 Yes Mr. President, we’re headed to the polls now. 1.2919 0.04462 161 123 29 9
3233 Hello, Little Bo Peep? Guess what. 1.2917 0.04714 144 110 26 8
3234 I’m calling this new look ‘Urban Shepherd’ 1.2917 0.04394 144 107 32 5
3235 It seems that Sheep Meadow is no longer in Central Park. 1.2917 0.04251 168 127 33 8
3236 The nights are better, but the days are lousy. 1.2917 0.04503 144 108 30 6
3237 Yeah, so far working from home is going ok. 1.2917 0.04496 168 130 27 11
3238 Your household cleaning service came highly recommended...can you come today? 1.2914 0.04366 151 113 32 6
3239 I hate working on the road. 1.2914 0.04466 151 114 30 7
3240 I've counted them several times, but I'm still wide awake. 1.2914 0.04366 151 113 32 6
3241 I promise you there’s lots more work to do here. The city never sleeps! 1.2914 0.04753 151 117 24 10
3242 Everyone quiet down, I'm on the phone with the landlord. 1.2914 0.04660 151 116 26 9
3243 Yeah, tell BoPeep her sheep are here with me, and it will cost her to get them back!! 1.2914 0.05024 151 120 18 13
3244 I tried counting them but I’m still awake. 1.2914 0.04264 151 112 34 5
3245 I honestly can't tell them apart. 1.2913 0.05013 127 97 23 7
3246 Mr. Peep here ..I’d like to order room service for twenty ... 1.2912 0.03956 182 136 39 7
3247 Oh, nothing much. Just watching TV and wool-gathering. 1.2912 0.04461 182 143 25 14
3248 Can I call you back? I'm in a committee meeting. 1.2911 0.04605 158 122 26 10
3249 Yeah, Mary will be home any time now with yet another lamb. 1.2911 0.04427 158 120 30 8
3250 Hello, room service? Please send up 12 bales of grass to room 1942. 1.2911 0.04144 158 117 36 5
3251 I thought they had 300 count sheets! 1.2911 0.04605 158 122 26 10
3252 She hates when I bring my work home 1.2911 0.04517 158 121 28 9
3253 Youtube says I'm doing it right. 1.2911 0.04241 158 118 34 6
3254 Yo, Bopeep! Got your sheep. In 2503. Bring cash. Unmarked bills. 1.2911 0.04605 158 122 26 10
3255 You didn't say I had to assemble the mattress myself. 1.2911 0.04144 158 117 36 5
3256 I tried but just kept falling asleep. 1.2911 0.04517 158 121 28 9
3257 We're staying in tonight. The Nature Channel and dinner delivered. 1.2911 0.04517 158 121 28 9
3258 A what is born in the city of where now? 1.2910 0.05171 134 105 19 10
3259 Yes...we've arrived at our winter pasture- 1.2909 0.04300 165 125 32 8
3260 Yes, just woke from a nap and here they are. Now what? 1.2909 0.04551 165 128 26 11
3261 I’m ready to give warm milk a try. 1.2909 0.04385 165 126 30 9
3262 It's just me and my staff, ewe want to come over? 1.2909 0.04551 165 128 26 11
3263 No, I don't know a Ms. Peep. 1.2909 0.04469 165 127 28 10
3264 I’ll call you baack. 1.2909 0.04710 165 130 22 13
3265 Watching the Senate hearings puts things into perspective,somehow. 1.2908 0.05087 141 111 19 11
3266 It's too noisy, I'll have to call you baaack 1.2908 0.04779 141 108 25 8
3267 I thought you'd said that the price was *steep*. 1.2908 0.04449 141 105 31 5
3268 Hello? Bo Peep? Yes, yes... I can explain 1.2908 0.04449 141 105 31 5
3269 Can I get room service for a small mushroom pizza and a bale of silage? 1.2908 0.04671 141 107 27 7
3270 No, ewe hang up first. 1.2907 0.04343 172 132 30 10
3271 Can you send up a couple of tubs of Woolite? 1.2907 0.04343 172 132 30 10
3272 Hello Serta Mattress, I think we had our packages mixed up. 1.2907 0.04264 172 131 32 9
3273 I'm not trying to fall asleep 1.2905 0.04818 148 115 23 10
3274 Remember, when we're in the park, no eye contact. 1.2905 0.04420 148 111 31 6
3275 It took all night, but I finished counting. 1.2905 0.04722 148 114 25 9
3276 The Wolf of Wallstreet says we have nothing to fear. 1.2905 0.04523 148 112 29 7
3277 I'm not sure, what does she look like? 1.2905 0.04818 148 115 23 10
3278 Bo Peep here in Apt. 7B. Toilet's clogged. 1.2905 0.04913 148 116 21 11
3279 The sheep-walker just buzzed, I've gotta get the flock outta here. 1.2903 0.04753 155 121 23 11
3280 Apparently that darn Collie is an embezzler. 1.2903 0.04665 155 120 25 10
3281 I feel like the new leash law is an affront to our simple way of life. 1.2903 0.04665 155 120 25 10
3282 Hello? Ewe-ber? 1.2903 0.04574 155 119 27 9
3283 They like the view, but they wish it had more than one baaathroom. 1.2903 0.04481 155 118 29 8
3284 I love New York, but for some reason I didn't get any sleep last night. 1.2903 0.04481 155 118 29 8
3285 Bo? I this little Bo? I think I have something for you. 1.2903 0.04481 155 118 29 8
3286 Look, I woulda liked a larger suite too, but when it came to booking criteria, I made an executive decision that the hotel’s emotional support animal policy was the most important thing. 1.2901 0.04523 162 125 27 10
3287 I said, 'I need to get some sleep'. 1.2901 0.04438 162 124 29 9
3288 Oh you haven't herd? Me and the boys are on the lamb. 1.2901 0.04438 162 124 29 9
3289 I think I've taken this insomnia cure thing a couple of steps too far. 1.2901 0.04523 162 125 27 10
3290 This Little Bo Peep has lost lots of sleep. 1.2901 0.04350 162 123 31 8
3291 Yes, a bale of forbs with a side of clover, please, and I'll have the lamb chops. Rare. 1.2901 0.04771 162 128 21 13
3292 The auditor should be here in about 15 minutes. Can you believe that they're actually questioning my entitlement to a farm subsidy? 1.2901 0.04690 162 127 23 12
3293 Guys, it doesn't look good for the Rams." 1.2901 0.04784 131 99 26 6
3294 But if I close my eyes, it’s impossible to count them! 1.2901 0.05252 131 103 18 10
3295 I'm three bags short, and you send me this? 1.2899 0.04230 169 128 33 8
3296 So I asked them. Do you want to graze in the meadow or watch TV? 1.2899 0.04393 169 130 29 10
3297 Well, when I said "ewe-all" oughta drop by, I meant "ya'll". 1.2899 0.04146 169 127 35 7
3298 I’m going to be working remotely today. 1.2899 0.04230 169 128 33 8
3299 All the reviews said this place is close to a great watering hole. 1.2899 0.04312 169 129 31 9
3300 I think your new show is a hit. They are flocking to see it. 1.2899 0.04312 169 129 31 9
3301 Make that pizza half pepperoni and half grass. 1.2899 0.05163 138 109 18 11
3302 I’ll take 15 thistle/clover pizzas with the whole grain crust. 1.2899 0.04736 138 105 26 7
3303 Housekeeping? I am going to need the really deep clean service. 1.2899 0.04954 138 107 22 9
3304 Tell Bo Peep I found her sheep...but they have a few demands. 1.2899 0.04736 138 105 26 7
3305 Rent a sheep speaking, how may I help you ? 1.2898 0.04196 176 134 33 9
3306 Just woolgathering. What are you up to? 1.2897 0.04368 145 108 32 5
3307 Hello? I need a refund on my Ambien. 1.2897 0.04582 145 110 28 7
3308 I think I put up too many "lost sheep" posters. 1.2897 0.04786 145 112 24 9
3309 Should have swiped left. 1.2897 0.04685 145 111 26 8
3310 Yes, they’re home, Bo. No, they’re not wagging their tails behind them. 1.2897 0.04582 145 110 28 7
3311 Wow, this is way harder in real life. 1.2897 0.04582 145 110 28 7
3312 Holy sheep. Get the flock outta here... 1.2895 0.04817 152 119 22 11
3313 I should finally get a good night’s sleep. 1.2895 0.04726 152 118 24 10
3314 I've been having trouble sleeping, but I think I have it all covered now. 1.2895 0.04342 152 114 32 6
3315 'Yes, this is Mrs. Bo Peep... Oh no don't worry I've found them' 1.2895 0.04633 152 117 26 9
3316 Yes, my family and I love your place! I was just wondering where you keep the clover. 1.2895 0.04633 152 117 26 9
3317 I'm into wool futures and long walks in the park. You? 1.2895 0.04538 152 116 28 8
3318 Well, yes, I am feeling a little sheepish about this. 1.2893 0.04750 159 125 22 12
3319 Yes Mom, I remember I always swore I would never bring my work home like Dad did but I really love it and my insomnia is completely gone! 1.2893 0.04403 159 121 30 8
3320 I have counted them several times already and I am still awake! 1.2893 0.04492 159 122 28 9
3321 What do you mean? I should count them? 1.2893 0.04025 159 117 38 4
3322 No, I can't help you fall asleep. 1.2893 0.04403 159 121 30 8
3323 Seriously, Bo-Peep? You can't find them? 1.2892 0.04527 166 129 26 11
3324 Sorry about the noise. Perhaps YOU should try counting sheep 1.2892 0.04527 166 129 26 11
3325 I've heard of landlords fleecing their tenants but this is ridiculous! 1.2892 0.04362 166 127 30 9
3326 Yes, of course I tried Febreeze. 1.2892 0.04278 166 126 32 8
3327 Pardon my accent, gentleman, but what I asked for was a C-H-E-A-P delivery! 1.2891 0.05101 128 99 21 8
3328 Who said this is the city that never sheeps? 1.2891 0.05337 128 101 17 10
3329 I know the lease said no pets, but how would they find out? 1.2890 0.04162 173 131 34 8
3330 Hello? Little Bo Peep? I think I have something that belongs to you. 1.2890 0.04321 173 133 30 10
3331 I am not sure how this will help my sleep. 1.2890 0.04474 173 135 26 12
3332 If I could turn off the news, I wouldn't need the sheep! 1.2890 0.04548 173 136 24 13
3333 Got a lot of sheep watching the news these days 1.2889 0.05243 135 107 17 11
3334 Determining the Nielsen ratings for a nation of sheep. 1.2889 0.04917 135 104 23 8
3335 No, sorry this is her older brother Big Bo-Peep. 1.2887 0.04423 142 106 31 5
3336 Life was getting a little dull out in the country. 1.2887 0.04853 142 110 23 9
3337 It's like herding cats. 1.2887 0.04955 142 111 21 10
3338 Hello, is this The DIY Wool Sweater company? 1.2887 0.05153 142 113 17 12
3339 Hello, hello, is that you Mary? 1.2887 0.05055 142 112 19 11
3340 We've had some ewe time; now I'm taking a little "me" time. 1.2887 0.04853 142 110 23 9
3341 Operator, if a Ms. Peep calls, please tell her not to worry, we're in Room 1512. 1.2887 0.04853 142 110 23 9
3342 No, I'm trying to reach BO Peep! B as in boy...sure, I'll wait... 1.2886 0.04694 149 115 25 9
3343 That's right, four bales of hay and a pepperoni pizza for room 321. 1.2886 0.04497 149 113 29 7
3344 Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full......approximately, every time I count I fall asleep. 1.2886 0.04694 149 115 25 9
3345 Bo? I know where to find them. 1.2886 0.04497 149 113 29 7
3346 Look, I love my base, I just wish they'd stay out of my tower. 1.2886 0.04694 149 115 25 9
3347 No, Mary isn't here, why do you ask? 1.2886 0.04497 149 113 29 7
3348 The PETA folks think it's the final solution. 1.2885 0.04548 156 120 27 9
3349 I told him I was a good shepherd, not the Good Shepherd. 1.2885 0.04456 156 119 29 8
3350 Don't call me when I'm on vacation. 1.2885 0.04456 156 119 29 8
3351 Lease says nothing about "no sheep". 1.2885 0.04456 156 119 29 8
3352 Alfalpha Phil's? Do you deliver? 1.2885 0.04456 156 119 29 8
3353 Ok, so what do I do? Count them? 1.2885 0.04727 156 122 23 11
3354 I counted them all -- twice! And still can't sleep... 1.2885 0.04548 156 120 27 9
3355 I’m sheparding a project right now. 1.2885 0.04267 156 117 33 6
3356 Little Bo-Peep? Yeah, you probably can guess why I'm calling. 1.2885 0.04548 156 120 27 9
3357 No, I haven't needed my sleeping pills dear! 1.2885 0.04638 156 121 25 10
3358 Everything's fine. Just checked into my Air Bleat N Bleat. 1.2883 0.04414 163 125 29 9
3359 Um, Bo Peep, I think I found your sheep. 1.2883 0.04499 163 126 27 10
3360 Charge it to B. Peep, room 109 1.2883 0.04499 163 126 27 10
3361 Bo-Peep, you left them alone - they won’t coming be home. 1.2883 0.04239 163 123 33 7
3362 Hello, Sheep's Meadow? I'd like to make a reservation for 12 for next Tuesday, 8 a.m. 1.2882 0.04603 170 134 23 13
3363 Yes? Shepherd speaking... 1.2881 0.04251 177 136 31 10
3364 What was I to do? Bo Peep gave me her staff and just left. 1.2880 0.04927 125 95 24 6
3365 Come blow your horn. 1.2879 0.04753 132 100 26 6
3366 They booted us from the Sheep’s Meadow so I took a parkside room at the Pierre Hotel 1.2879 0.04629 132 99 28 5
3367 And just one last question, is your rental pet-friendly? 1.2879 0.04753 132 100 26 6
3368 Tell Bo Peep I found her sheep. 1.2878 0.04816 139 107 24 8
3369 Sam was no longer sheepless in Seattle. 1.2878 0.05028 139 109 20 10
3370 Sure, come over... We’re watching the silence of the lambs tonight. 1.2878 0.04923 139 108 22 9
3371 I've been counting since midnight and I still can't fall asleep. 1.2877 0.04657 146 112 26 8
3372 Yes, you are calling at a baaad time. 1.2877 0.04450 146 110 30 6
3373 Is this Bo? 1.2876 0.04606 153 118 26 9
3374 A club sandwich, coffee and three bales of fresh hay. 1.2876 0.04317 153 115 32 6
3375 Yo, Peep, it's your worst nightmare. Meet me in the meadow with a million dollars, alone, or they won't be bringing their tails behind them, if you get my drift. 1.2876 0.04699 153 119 24 10
3376 I want $100,000. for their safety and return or they'll end up on a menu in this fine city. 1.2876 0.04416 153 116 30 7
3377 I'm ready to shepherd the bill through Congress. 1.2876 0.04317 153 115 32 6
3378 I still can't sleep! Could you send in some more of your friends? 1.2876 0.04789 153 120 22 11
3379 City life isn't quite what I'd imagined. 1.2876 0.04512 153 117 28 8
3380 Once it thundered I got the flock out of there. 1.2876 0.04512 153 117 28 8
3381 I'd like to order 200 pounds of grass - no, not that kind of grass 1.2876 0.04878 153 121 20 12
3382 This is Beau. I found the sheep. 1.2876 0.04699 153 119 24 10
3383 I need to get out more. 1.2876 0.04512 153 117 28 8
3384 And Mary thought SHE had problems... 1.2876 0.04789 153 120 22 11
3385 Hey, Phil. I got those extras you needed for the mattress commercial. 1.2875 0.04555 160 124 26 10
3386 We're grazing from home today. 1.2875 0.04640 160 125 24 11
3387 It’s not working. They won’t sleep. 1.2875 0.04724 160 126 22 12
3388 flock you too! 1.2875 0.04555 160 124 26 10
3389 You have reached Little Bo Peep, Inc. Please describe your lost sheep. 1.2874 0.04582 167 131 24 12
3390 1. Miss Bopeep, call me back. I have something you want! 1.2874 0.04376 174 135 28 11
3391 Noise? Oh,we're watching Fox News! 1.2874 0.04810 174 141 16 17
3392 I’d prefer to face the wolves than another minute of Fox. 1.2874 0.04669 174 139 20 15
3393 Hello...little Bo Peep? 1.2873 0.04111 181 138 34 9
3394 We'll take it, but the all-wool carpeting has gotta go." 1.2873 0.04111 181 138 34 9
3395 This is Mr. Peep please have Bo to come home as soon possible. 1.2872 0.04148 188 145 32 11
3396 Everyone okay with the Grazing Channel? 1.2868 0.05103 136 107 19 10
3397 Have we any wool? 1.2868 0.04772 136 104 25 7
3398 Case solved, Peep! located the sheep! 1.2868 0.04538 136 102 29 5
3399 I apparently misunderstood the free-month offer for the Home Farming Network. 1.2867 0.04824 143 111 23 9
3400 Yes, the staff is beautiful, but it might be a little too effective. 1.2867 0.04396 143 107 31 5
3401 It’s OK, we compromised on the golf network. 1.2867 0.04615 143 109 27 7
3402 Not feeling well, will be working from home today. 1.2867 0.05024 143 113 19 11
3403 Mary is staying home from school today. 1.2867 0.04570 150 115 27 8
3404 I’m telecommuting. 1.2867 0.04667 150 116 25 9
3405 Truth is, I just never really fit in. 1.2867 0.04570 150 115 27 8
3406 I'm not on the lam, I'm with my sheep! 1.2867 0.05036 150 120 17 13
3407 Hey Barney, you told me my flock would enjoy watching "The Silence of the Lambs." Instead, they're all pissed at me. 1.2867 0.04471 150 114 29 7
3408 Guess what? The landlord deleted the no pets clause. 1.2866 0.04339 157 119 31 7
3409 Of course I'm at work Honey. I'm aghast you'd even think I'd sneak back in to watch the season finale without you . 1.2866 0.04432 157 120 29 8
3410 Miss Peep? Miss Bo Peep? Well, I may have found your sheep. 1.2866 0.04786 157 124 21 12
3411 We have plenty of milk, but we're out of grass again. 1.2866 0.04523 157 121 27 9
3412 I may need a patio to start this whole urban farming thing 1.2866 0.04339 157 119 31 7
3413 Well, what's YOUR definition of "sheepish"? 1.2866 0.04523 157 121 27 9
3414 So, I'm not sure this "vertical herding" thing is working out. 1.2866 0.04523 157 121 27 9
3415 Hello — is this Ms. Peep? 1.2866 0.04700 157 123 23 11
3416 No, i said "What the flock" 1.2866 0.04786 157 124 21 12
3417 Hello Mom, you were right, it is hard to make friends in the city. 1.2866 0.04523 157 121 27 9
3418 This urban farmer thing is not working for me! 1.2866 0.04612 157 122 25 10
3419 No, all you said was "get rid of the damn cows." 1.2866 0.04432 157 120 29 8
3420 I thought I would get more done working from home today. 1.2866 0.04475 164 127 27 10
3421 That's right -- eleven sod sushi rolls. 1.2866 0.04475 164 127 27 10
3422 I don't really feel like going out tonight, how about we just stay in and graze. 1.2866 0.04304 164 125 31 8
3423 The charge is dependant upon how many sheep you need to count. 1.2866 0.04217 164 124 33 7
3424 Hello Airbnb? The lawn looked much bigger online! 1.2865 0.04187 171 130 33 8
3425 So I said, "Hey, ewe, get off of my couch". 1.2865 0.04261 185 144 29 12
3426 They’re only interested in watching “Lassie” reruns. 1.2857 0.04487 154 118 28 8
3427 Hello, Bo...I'm just relaxing with some of your peeps. 1.2857 0.05268 126 99 18 9
3428 Hello, is this mobile sheepdog rental services? 1.2857 0.04355 161 123 30 8
3429 One shepherd's pie, please. 1.2857 0.03983 161 119 38 4
3430 I'm just kicking back and watching some ewes. 1.2857 0.04996 140 110 20 10
3431 Yeah, it’s convenient, but working from home can be lonely. 1.2857 0.04672 154 120 24 10
3432 Sleep? Do you know what sleep smells like? 1.2857 0.04391 154 117 30 7
3433 I need to stop bringing my work home with me on the weekends. 1.2857 0.04530 161 125 26 10
3434 I understand the co-op board is upset, but I'm a natural sleep doctor and this is what it takes. 1.2857 0.04149 168 127 34 7
3435 It started with just insomnia, now what? 1.2857 0.04277 175 135 30 10
3436 I love not having to commute, but am I really getting any work done? 1.2857 0.04091 154 114 36 4
3437 I should have believed the J. Peterman catalog when it said 'Genuine Sheep Herders Staff'. 1.2857 0.04580 154 119 26 9
3438 We're ok, I decided to get an Air BnB until the weather clears up 1.2857 0.04335 140 104 32 4
3439 No, Concierge... I asked you to send up Silence of the Lambs...the DVD...the DVD! 1.2857 0.04391 154 117 30 7
3440 They keep changing the channel to Fox News! Boy, it's easy to pull the wool over their eyes... 1.2857 0.04996 140 110 20 10
3441 Shepard Smith reassures the flock that Fox News is NOT a fake news story about predatory immigration threats to them. 1.2857 0.04399 168 130 28 10
3442 Ron, Can you come over so we can get the flock out of here? 1.2857 0.04957 133 103 22 8
3443 Ya I got white noise alright 1.2857 0.04443 161 124 28 9
3444 Hello Florida? Need an experienced counter? 1.2857 0.04729 147 114 24 9
3445 You can cancel the Lamber Alert. I found 'em. 1.2857 0.04328 189 149 26 14
3446 Yes, I’m calling about getting my carpets cleaned. 1.2857 0.04165 182 140 32 10
3447 How much wool for the large pizza and alfalfa bale special? 1.2857 0.04580 154 119 26 9
3448 Nothin’ much, just hangin’ with the #MeEwe crowd. 1.2857 0.04121 175 133 34 8
3449 I have been counting sheep, but i still can't get to sleep! 1.2857 0.04672 154 120 24 10
3450 Whattup, Bo! I found them. 1.2857 0.05016 147 117 18 12
3451 The field? Of course I’m in the field. 1.2857 0.04600 133 100 28 5
3452 Am I watching? Of course I'm watching. 1.2849 0.03825 172 127 41 4
3453 There must be some kind of mistake on this bill, I never purchased a film called Naughty Pool Rams XXX. 1.2849 0.04326 172 133 29 10
3454 No, I am not going to tell where I found them. 1.2848 0.04195 165 125 33 7
3455 There were differences of opinion, but we ended up binge watching House of Cards. 1.2848 0.04282 165 126 31 8
3456 Where wool I be without ewe? 1.2848 0.04614 165 130 23 12
3457 The unfortunate aftermath from paving paradise to put up a parking lot. 1.2848 0.04195 165 125 33 7
3458 Hi, Miss Bo-Peep? I'm calling from lost and found. 1.2848 0.04367 165 127 29 9
3459 Would you leave a message for Little Bo? They're at my place. 1.2848 0.04587 158 123 25 10
3460 It’s my telecommuting day.” 1.2848 0.04498 158 122 27 9
3461 Oh, nothing much....just watching old reruns of Mad About Ewe. 1.2848 0.04124 158 118 35 5
3462 Never mind. They came back on the own. 1.2848 0.04587 158 123 25 10
3463 Hello, Ovines Anonymous? 1.2848 0.04407 158 121 29 8
3464 It was really hard getting them in the elevator. 1.2848 0.04407 158 121 29 8
3465 Honestly, it's been like herding cats today. 1.2848 0.04315 158 120 31 7
3466 I feel like Donald Trump with my placid flock and wielding my crook for fleecing. 1.2848 0.04917 151 120 19 12
3467 Sure I can shear ‘em. I got ‘em up the elevator, didn’t I 1.2848 0.04445 151 115 29 7
3468 Yeah, I'm really liking the flexibility to shepard from home" 1.2847 0.04587 144 110 27 7
3469 Oh, yeah, they came home to watch Breaking Baa-d. 1.2847 0.04692 144 111 25 8
3470 Yeah, they thought it was called Breaking Baad. 1.2847 0.04794 144 112 23 9
3471 I'm gonna have to return the sheep, They're actually making it harder for me to sleep. 1.2847 0.04742 137 105 25 7
3472 I told them I needed room for my staff! 1.2847 0.04854 137 106 23 8
3473 It all started with her little lamb 1.2841 0.04179 176 135 32 9
3474 On second thought, cancel that mutton. I'll have the shepherd's pie instead. 1.2841 0.04101 176 134 34 8
3475 It's so hard to be President. 1.2840 0.04456 169 132 26 11
3476 Oh hi there, could you put me through to lost and found please? 1.2840 0.04534 169 133 24 12
3477 Guess what I herd 1.2840 0.04376 169 131 28 10
3478 I'm the founder of an urban farming / co-living start-up. 1.2840 0.04295 169 130 30 9
3479 He's here but he's sleeping. 1.2840 0.04295 169 130 30 9
3480 We don’t do winter pasture. It’s just Netflix and chill now. 1.2840 0.04242 162 123 32 7
3481 They are poor little sheep who have lost their Waze. 1.2840 0.04505 162 126 26 10
3482 The dog waking gig was just the start... 1.2840 0.04057 162 121 36 5
3483 I was happier when I didn't know where to find them. 1.2840 0.04505 162 126 26 10
3484 Alexa, please give me a recipe for sheep dip. 1.2840 0.04590 162 127 24 11
3485 I'm giving two homemade gifts this year--wool sweaters and mutton. 1.2840 0.04505 162 126 26 10
3486 I'm on the phone with her now, and she is not happy. 1.2840 0.04419 162 125 28 9
3487 I may have found them, Bo Peep. Can you identify them? 1.2840 0.04419 162 125 28 9
3488 My Sleep Number? One...Two...Three...(YAWN)...Fo - 1.2839 0.04461 155 119 28 8
3489 What channel? Sick of Ewe tube. 1.2839 0.04645 155 121 24 10
3490 Uh, Miss Bo Peep? I think I have something that belongs to you. 1.2839 0.04554 155 120 26 9
3491 Can all ewes keep it down? 1.2839 0.04822 155 123 20 12
3492 Polyester? Polyester wants 60%? We get the bigger number or my clients walk. 1.2839 0.04645 155 121 24 10
3493 Yeah, come get them. I'm done. 1.2839 0.04645 155 121 24 10
3494 You said any topping? I want 10 pizzas with lawn turf instead of cheese. 1.2838 0.04893 148 117 20 11
3495 Mutton, honey 1.2837 0.04965 141 111 20 10
3496 Hello, Knitflix? 1.2837 0.04648 141 108 26 7
3497 I think I've found my flock but lost myself. 1.2837 0.04965 141 111 20 10
3498 Honey did you walk the dog? 1.2836 0.05037 134 105 20 9
3499 Nope, they won't go out until Fox News says the Park is safe. 1.2836 0.04691 134 102 26 6
3500 Wait, you heard sheep too? 1.2836 0.05037 134 105 20 9
3501 I don't understand the problem...I told them I needed to count sheep before bed when I booked my stay. 1.2836 0.04809 134 103 24 7
3502 I'm not doing much, just another sleep over. 1.2834 0.04083 187 144 33 10
3503 I like to bring my work home with me. 1.2832 0.04225 173 133 31 9
3504 Tell Bo Peep I found them. 1.2831 0.04259 166 127 31 8
3505 That's not what I herd. 1.2831 0.04344 166 128 29 9
3506 Nothing much, just the usual. 1.2831 0.04344 166 128 29 9
3507 The toughest part was getting them all in the elevator ! 1.2831 0.04344 166 128 29 9
3508 Bo Peep Sheepsitting. How may I help you? 1.2831 0.04344 166 128 29 9
3509 I am cancelling Netflix. I just can't stay awake long enough to watch a full movie! 1.2831 0.04344 166 128 29 9
3510 Fleece As White As Snow, Inc. Mary speaking, how may I help you? 1.2830 0.04383 159 122 29 8
3511 We are here hanging out till we see the bright star to guide us. 1.2830 0.04561 159 124 25 10
3512 Yes, it’s impractical, but I’m hoping it’ll finally cure my insomnia. 1.2830 0.04102 159 119 35 5
3513 Ma I'm telling you, dreams do come true in New York! 1.2830 0.04648 159 125 23 11
3514 Just tell the doctor my insomnia is a thing of the past. 1.2830 0.04561 159 124 25 10
3515 911? I think I'm being followed. 1.2830 0.04383 159 122 29 8
3516 Yes, I actually am wool gathering! 1.2830 0.04291 159 121 31 7
3517 Yes I know things are not the same down on the farm. You try getting ten insomiac sheep into an elevator at Trump Tower. 1.2830 0.04383 159 122 29 8
3518 No, they're all fine but I lost Bo. 1.2830 0.04473 159 123 27 9
3519 Not a lick of sense, but best border collie ever! 1.2830 0.04561 159 124 25 10
3520 Ms. Bo-Peep? I found them! 1.2829 0.04420 152 116 29 7
3521 I do have a fulfilling job, thank you, mother. I spend a lot of time with my friends from work. They're visiting right now. 1.2829 0.04888 152 121 19 12
3522 Uh honey...I think you can cross milk off of the grocery list." 1.2829 0.04320 152 115 31 6
3523 No dear, I’m not spoiling them...I’m tending them! 1.2829 0.04320 152 115 31 6
3524 Hello? This is the boy who called 'Wolf Blitzer!' 1.2829 0.04888 152 121 19 12
3525 This isn’t helping me sleep!! 1.2829 0.04517 152 117 27 8
3526 I said I wanted you to SHIP everything to my apartment. 1.2829 0.04517 152 117 27 8
3527 If you want to sleep I'll need a credit card. 1.2829 0.04706 152 119 23 10
3528 Ok, so I've got your vote at the co-op meeting. Right? 1.2828 0.04663 145 112 25 8
3529 Yes, it’s me again -- we need to schedule another carpet cleaning. 1.2828 0.04765 145 113 23 9
3530 Yes, their fleece is white as snow and everywhere I go they're sure to go. I say it needs some work as lyrics, though. 1.2828 0.04453 145 110 29 6
3531 Hello,this is Bo Peep with Natural Sleep Solutions confirming your 10 p.m. appointment. 1.2828 0.04559 145 111 27 7
3532 It's not you, it's me...and ewe. 1.2828 0.04663 145 112 25 8
3533 I majored in urban studies but could only find a job as a shepherd. Then, it hit me... 1.2828 0.04864 145 114 21 10
3534 Yeah, it is sort of a dream come true. 1.2828 0.04765 145 113 23 9
3535 Have I heard about 13 missing sheep? Ah, no. Not a peep. 1.2826 0.04336 184 145 26 13
3536 Yes, I'd like to order a bell. 1.2826 0.04823 138 107 23 8
3537 I'm watching my flocks by night. 1.2826 0.04362 138 103 31 4
3538 Initially I brought my work with me when I relocated, but now I use them mainly to treat my insomnia. 1.2826 0.04712 138 106 25 7
3539 Well, it cured the insomnia but caused the narcolepsy, so I suppose it’s a wash. 1.2825 0.04235 177 137 30 10
3540 OK guys, it's bed time! Let me count you. 1.2825 0.04384 177 139 26 12
3541 Hello, Room Service? I'd like a cheeseburger, fries and a large bale of hay. 1.2825 0.04384 177 139 26 12
3542 No, nothing yet, but he did promise to bring back our jobs. 1.2825 0.04310 177 138 28 11
3543 I’m ok...couldn’t fall asleep though, was counting sheep until you called me. 1.2824 0.04758 131 100 25 6
3544 I ordered a dozen lamb chops! How do I get a refund? 1.2824 0.04273 170 131 30 9
3545 Oh! You said "cheap* rates. 1.2824 0.04353 170 132 28 10
3546 I don't know what's worse, this or cockroaches! 1.2822 0.04481 163 127 26 10
3547 Hello, is this shepherd's anonymous? 1.2822 0.04396 163 126 28 9
3548 Mary how did you solve your lamb issues? 1.2822 0.04565 163 128 24 11
3549 Are you sure this is a work from home position? 1.2822 0.04309 163 125 30 8
3550 So,Bo Peep, about this custody thing... 1.2822 0.04481 163 127 26 10
3551 That's one platter of crudites and a dozen of alfalfa pellets. 1.2822 0.04036 163 122 36 5
3552 The shepherd's crook was a good idea, thanks. 1.2822 0.04220 163 124 32 7
3553 One medium pepperoni and three large sod. 1.2822 0.04565 163 128 24 11
3554 "What do you mean, count their legs and divide by four?" 1.2822 0.04220 163 124 32 7
3555 Yo Bo-Peep, your sheep are home, now what? 1.2821 0.04529 156 121 26 9
3556 I'd like a refund on my Pay-Per-Ewe... 1.2821 0.04619 156 122 24 10
3557 This isn’t working. Got any place with a roof top garden? 1.2821 0.04246 156 118 32 6
3558 Yes. I'd like a sitter for thirteen. 1.2821 0.04246 156 118 32 6
3559 I'm in 310. Do you happen to have a shaver I could borrow? 1.2821 0.04708 156 123 22 11
3560 So my workers’ comp claim was denied. Turns out I just have narcolepsy. 1.2821 0.04619 156 122 24 10
3561 Oh, not much. What’s up with ewe? 1.2821 0.04619 156 122 24 10
3562 It's not that I mind counting them...I just hate to take care of them all night too! 1.2821 0.04246 156 118 32 6
3563 Not much. Just watching the Rams clobber the Lions. 1.2821 0.04436 156 120 28 8
3564 I can't talk now. The sheep are nervous. 1.2819 0.04201 188 147 29 12
3565 We like it here, but I still think the GPS was broken. 1.2819 0.04864 149 118 20 11
3566 ... but by the time they came home I had already downsized, so here we are... 1.2819 0.04475 149 114 28 7
3567 I'm allergic to wool. And I hate the outdoors. 1.2819 0.04673 149 116 24 9
3568 Yes, Air Baa'n'Baa. 1.2819 0.04673 149 116 24 9
3569 Hello? Bo Peep? About that reward...." 1.2819 0.04673 149 116 24 9
3570 One beef lo mein, pot stickers, spring rolls and two bales of hay. 1.2819 0.04864 149 118 20 11
3571 Listen, Bo Peep, if I can't have healthcare and a raise, you don't get these guys back. 1.2819 0.04769 149 117 22 10
3572 Our co-op board is pretty accommodating. 1.2819 0.04673 149 116 24 9
3573 What do you mean, my son volunteered me to be in his school Christmas pageant? 1.2817 0.04620 142 109 26 7
3574 Yes, this is David. I am working from home today. 1.2817 0.04727 142 110 24 8
3575 Honest, there's no one but ewe. 1.2816 0.04124 174 133 33 8
3576 We decided to binge on NetFlocks. 1.2816 0.04359 174 136 27 11
3577 Listen, Ms. Peep, I swear they just followed me here. 1.2816 0.04282 174 135 29 10
3578 I couldn't sleep last night 1.2815 0.04893 135 105 22 8
3579 Well, it would just be me and you, and ewe, and ewe ... 1.2815 0.04661 135 103 26 6
3580 They are going to be slaughtered in broad daylight on Fifth Avenue, but their support for him has not wavered. 1.2815 0.05428 135 110 12 13
3581 Hello? Bo Peep? Yes, they're here. They took the Number 15 bus. 1.2814 0.04485 167 131 25 11
3582 Hello, yes, I've lost my little lamb. 1.2814 0.04485 167 131 25 11
3583 Hello, Miss Bo Peep? Did I wake you? 1.2812 0.04072 192 149 32 11
3584 I found them. They're watching "Little Red Riding Hood" 1.2812 0.04789 160 128 19 13
3585 I herd you! 1.2812 0.04359 160 123 29 8
3586 Hello, is this Bo-Peep? 1.2812 0.04449 160 124 27 9
3587 Peep? I have your lamb chops. What are they worth to you? 1.2812 0.04536 160 125 25 10
3588 The transporter works. 1.2812 0.04622 160 126 23 11
3589 All right, there are eleven. Now what? 1.2812 0.04268 160 122 31 7
3590 I don’t know, even they’re getting disenchanted with Fox News 1.2812 0.04449 160 124 27 9
3591 Yes, our analytics absolutely prove that we can capture high mobility, high loyalty followers in an urban demographic. 1.2812 0.04359 160 123 29 8
3592 No, seriously Peep. I haven't seen them. 1.2810 0.04491 153 118 27 8
3593 yeah, they're home ... yeah, they brought their tails behind them 1.2810 0.04491 153 118 27 8
3594 No the Flocking app isn't at all like Tinder. 1.2810 0.04947 153 123 17 13
3595 Honey,remember how you are always talking about micro farming,well,guess what? 1.2810 0.04491 153 118 27 8
3596 Yea, I thought it would be easier than herding cats. 1.2810 0.04586 153 119 25 9
3597 So I figured, why cry wolf when I can just call in sick? 1.2809 0.03982 178 135 36 7
3598 I’ll herd them to the roof in the spring. 1.2809 0.04289 178 139 28 11
3599 Come on over. Hey, I'll let you pick out a sweater! 1.2808 0.04532 146 112 27 7
3600 Who sells grass in this city? 1.2808 0.04835 146 115 21 10
3601 Hi Mary. How would your lamb like company? 1.2808 0.04427 146 111 29 6
3602 No, I tried that too, and I still can't get to sleep. 1.2808 0.04736 146 114 23 9
3603 No, I am really not a cat person. 1.2808 0.04932 146 116 19 11
3604 When the realtor said ‘Sheepshead Bay,’ I was expecting something else entirely. 1.2808 0.04532 146 112 27 7
3605 Yes, yes, I’ve been counting sheep but it’s not working. 1.2808 0.04635 146 113 25 8
3606 The Sheep's Meadow is booked through September. What's available in the Hamptons? 1.2808 0.04736 146 114 23 9
3607 Working from home isn’t as productive as I hoped 1.2808 0.04532 146 112 27 7
3608 I keep counting sheep like you told me, but I get the sense the sheep don't want me to fall asleep. 1.2808 0.04736 146 114 23 9
3609 I can't do it right now, Mom. I'm working. 1.2807 0.04001 171 129 36 6
3610 Yes, Mary, yours is here. 1.2807 0.04086 171 130 34 7
3611 Yeah, but the rent's crazy cheap. 1.2807 0.04001 171 129 36 6
3612 Something happened while I was counting. 1.2806 0.04793 139 108 23 8
3613 Yeah, we trailed Blacky here. We’re set for the intervention. 1.2806 0.04900 139 109 21 9
3614 That's right Bo Peep this is your last chance. Pay up or they're lamb chops. 1.2806 0.04570 139 106 27 6
3615 Things are fine except I had to put the border collie up in the pet hostel because technically it's not a service animal. 1.2806 0.04570 139 106 27 6
3616 I have a client that has a lot of trouble sleeping. 1.2806 0.04682 139 107 25 7
3617 Honey, I've returned from my sheepherding sabbatical and I think we need to talk. 1.2805 0.04457 164 128 26 10
3618 I'm calling my lawyer. They don't allow black sheep. 1.2805 0.04372 164 127 28 9
3619 Tell the Whiffenpoofs I got'em 1.2805 0.04622 164 130 22 12
3620 Cheap room, sheep room, not much difference! 1.2805 0.04197 164 125 32 7
3621 Just one problem...I find myself oversleeping here. 1.2805 0.04107 164 124 34 6
3622 No, I don't feel sheepish about it. 1.2803 0.04726 132 101 25 6
3623 Yep, Reverend Shepard here..ready for the Revival Meeting and I brought along most of my Flock. 1.2803 0.04847 132 102 23 7
3624 Hi, is Wolf there? 1.2803 0.04847 132 102 23 7
3625 Oh nothin', just wool gatherin' 1.2803 0.05193 132 105 17 10
3626 Hello, Bo Peep? I found 'em. 1.2803 0.04847 132 102 23 7
3627 Little Bo who? 1.2803 0.04965 132 103 21 8
3628 Hey Little Bo Peep. ...I found em’ 1.2803 0.04503 157 122 26 9
3629 I got fleeced as soon as I got to the city. 1.2803 0.04503 157 122 26 9
3630 I’m sure you can help me sleep, but the AirBnB description is very misleading. 1.2803 0.04503 157 122 26 9
3631 No, I mean shepherd in the New Year. 1.2803 0.04318 157 120 30 7
3632 Yo! Bo Peep, I found your sheep. 1.2803 0.04412 157 121 28 8
3633 I’m sorry Mr. Peep, but the divorce papers are final. 1.2803 0.04593 157 123 24 10
3634 No, mum. I am not in a codependent relationship. 1.2803 0.04125 157 118 34 5
3635 Yeah hi, was this the hospital I was reading about that was doing that insomnia study? 1.2803 0.04412 157 121 28 8
3636 Yes, we urban bishops have challenges tending our flocks too. 1.2800 0.04549 150 116 26 8
3637 But mom, I can be an urban shepard 1.2800 0.04741 150 118 22 10
3638 The view is amazing, but we really got fleeced on the square footage. 1.2800 0.04449 150 115 28 7
3639 Just letting you know I followed your advice and left them alone. 1.2797 0.04592 143 110 26 7
3640 ...but the ad said Bo-peep would be included. 1.2797 0.04483 143 109 28 6
3641 Hey boss, I won't be in today. I'm feeling a bit sheepish. 1.2797 0.04592 143 110 26 7
3642 Hello, hello, you misheard me. I said flock. 1.2797 0.04801 143 112 22 9
3643 Well I wouldn’t exactly call it a harem, but there are signs of husbandry: 1.2797 0.04483 143 109 28 6
3644 Six large thin crust please, pepperoni on one and grass on the others. 1.2795 0.04245 161 123 31 7
3645 I know I've been a little sheepish about taking our relationship to the next level 1.2795 0.04336 161 124 29 8
3646 No, I sold the dog. There is a great app called iHerd. 1.2795 0.04245 161 123 31 7
3647 Mom's still adjusting to me living with her. 1.2795 0.04336 161 124 29 8
3648 The boss is actually pretty lenient with herd from home Fridays. 1.2794 0.04972 136 107 20 9
3649 If the landlord sees this, I’ll be in sheep dip. 1.2794 0.04861 136 106 22 8
3650 And a special thank you to Lucky for finding this delightful AirBaaNBaa. 1.2794 0.04861 136 106 22 8
3651 I'll call you right back-we're watching the Real Shepherds of NYC. 1.2793 0.04194 179 139 30 10
3652 Well... I am with the board of directors right now, can I call you back? 1.2792 0.04370 154 118 29 7
3653 Hello, Ms. Peep, I think I found them. 1.2792 0.04652 154 121 23 10
3654 They’re calling us “sheeple” like it’s a bad thing. 1.2792 0.04742 154 122 21 11
3655 I'd like to cancel a missing sheep report 1.2792 0.04652 154 121 23 10
3656 Watching the Rams, what’s new by ewe? 1.2792 0.04652 154 121 23 10
3657 Bo Peep? Right, noon at 901 Fifth. 1.2792 0.04466 154 119 27 8
3658 I was going to a costume party and they just started following me. 1.2792 0.04652 154 121 23 10
3659 It doesn't matter what I do, I just can't get to sleep. 1.2792 0.04560 154 120 25 9
3660 On second thought, is my old job in that little green booth at the bottom of the Lincoln Tunnel still available? 1.2791 0.04794 129 99 24 6
3661 Mom, I sleep so good you wouldn't believe! 1.2791 0.04148 172 132 32 8
3662 Yes, I can count them... 1, 2, 3, zzzzzzzzzzz 1.2791 0.04464 172 136 24 12
3663 I've told you. We can watch Babe as soon as the game is over. 1.2791 0.04065 172 131 34 7
3664 I'd like to speak to a human. 1.2791 0.05159 129 102 18 9
3665 Hmmm, I guess an Uber is out of the question. 1.2789 0.04294 147 111 31 5
3666 I thought you said cheaper, not sheeper. 1.2789 0.04608 147 114 25 8
3667 No, Ma'. My life is not like 'Sex and the City' now" 1.2789 0.04708 147 115 23 9
3668 this was a baaaaaaaad idea 1.2789 0.04708 147 115 23 9
3669 Working from home just seems different 1.2789 0.04505 147 113 27 7
3670 Yes, honey, I know I promised not to bring my work home...but I'm doing it for us. 1.2789 0.04401 147 112 29 6
3671 I considered the livestock auction...but Amazon was quicker... 1.2789 0.04608 147 114 25 8
3672 I TOLD YOU ALREADY. AMBIAN DOESN'T WORK ON ME. 1.2789 0.04608 147 114 25 8
3673 Sorry. I can't tell you. I'm on the lamb. 1.2789 0.04505 147 113 27 7
3674 Detective Shepherd here. I’ve got the crook but no one has had the wool pulled over their eyes. 1.2788 0.04516 165 130 24 11
3675 It does make the place seem more cosy 1.2787 0.04836 122 93 24 5
3676 Can you herd them now? Good. 1.2786 0.04762 140 109 23 8
3677 Bo? Please pick up the phone -- I miss you. 1.2786 0.04762 140 109 23 8
3678 Of course they are domesticated. 1.2786 0.04762 140 109 23 8
3679 I find there's a surprisingly big market for sheep-walking services. 1.2786 0.04427 140 106 29 5
3680 I think the GPS on my phone isn't working. 1.2786 0.04869 140 110 21 9
3681 Apparently I was on the border collie's turf. 1.2785 0.04199 158 120 32 6
3682 Someone on the phone wants to speak to ewe. 1.2785 0.04478 158 123 26 9
3683 Well, if you don't have shepherd's pie, I guess the meat loaf will do. 1.2785 0.04478 158 123 26 9
3684 No, actually I'm still in his apartment. Cool guy. 1.2785 0.04825 158 127 18 13
3685 No no no - we're bleatin', not tweetin'. 1.2785 0.04478 158 123 26 9
3686 They want to know..why is there an extra charge for the animal planet? 1.2785 0.04387 158 122 28 8
3687 Perhaps I should stop counting sheep at night. 1.2785 0.04294 158 121 30 7
3688 You pick up the tree--I'll flock it. 1.2782 0.05479 133 109 11 13
3689 The first 9 sheep you count are free. After the tenth, then it's gonna cost ya. 1.2781 0.04619 151 118 24 9
3690 Hello, is this Ace Carpet Cleaning? 1.2781 0.04619 151 118 24 9
3691 Yes, I’d like a large pizza and 4 bales of hay delivered! 1.2781 0.04522 151 117 26 8
3692 Hello? Yes, I'm the sleep specialist... 1.2781 0.04806 151 120 20 11
3693 I'm fine, just watching TV with the kids 1.2781 0.04423 151 116 28 7
3694 I don’t think it’s the TV that’s keeping me awake. 1.2781 0.04619 151 118 24 9
3695 Best sheepover party ever! 1.2781 0.04594 169 135 21 13
3696 Now they worry about the Wolves of Wall St. 1.2781 0.04194 169 130 31 8
3697 I'm having trouble getting the channel carrying the sheep dog trials. 1.2781 0.04109 169 129 33 7
3698 Yes, they are free range. 1.2781 0.04022 169 128 35 6
3699 Well, hello. I was wondering if you still offer a pay-per-ewe bundle. 1.2781 0.04109 169 129 33 7
3700 I try,but I can't seem to get away from my work. 1.2778 0.04487 162 127 25 10
3701 With flex hours, I can work at home whenever I need to. 1.2778 0.04669 144 112 24 8
3702 It's not working, I still can't sleep. 1.2778 0.04571 162 128 23 11
3703 House sitting. You? 1.2778 0.04487 162 127 25 10
3704 You sent them too early. I don't go to bed for four more hours! Felica Warburg Rogan, Charlottesville,VA 1.2778 0.04456 144 110 28 6
3705 Room service? Yes, a large pizza and three bales of hay, please. 1.2778 0.04487 162 127 25 10
3706 Is this FarmersOnly.com? 1.2778 0.04312 162 125 29 8
3707 She may have lost them, but I can't keep them anymore! 1.2778 0.04400 162 126 27 9
3708 This is unherd of! 1.2778 0.04400 162 126 27 9
3709 Throw rug or wall to wall? 1.2778 0.04131 162 123 33 6
3710 Being a shepherd was a wonderful dream, but getting them into the elevator to and from the sixty-third floor is a nightmare. And, don’t even get me started on the attitude of the people at the park where I graze them. 1.2778 0.04116 144 107 34 3
3711 Has anyone reported finding a black sheep? 1.2778 0.04131 162 123 33 6
3712 How am I supposed to count them if my eyes are closed? 1.2775 0.04516 173 138 22 13
3713 Sorry Doc, I still can’t get to sleep 1.2775 0.04287 173 135 28 10
3714 I've got a baaaaaa-d connection. 1.2774 0.04345 155 119 29 7
3715 I will not concede until there is a recount. 1.2774 0.04534 155 121 25 9
3716 It doesn't matter how tired I get counting these darn things, their noise and smell is what's keeping me awake. 1.2774 0.04534 155 121 25 9
3717 Counting them helped--but then their incessant 'Ba-a-ah-ing' wakes me up 1.2774 0.04626 155 122 23 10
3718 Where's the dog? 1.2774 0.04148 155 117 33 5
3719 I'd like some grass sent up to room 420. The legal kind. 1.2774 0.04715 155 123 21 11
3720 Wait. Don't literally count sheep? 1.2774 0.04248 155 118 31 6
3721 No, mom, I'm not getting fleeced. 1.2774 0.04715 155 123 21 11
3722 Room service, can you send up about 20 yards of sod? 1.2774 0.04484 137 104 28 5
3723 Don't worry, mom. Shepherding is a much better job than it used to be. 1.2774 0.04484 137 104 28 5
3724 You did tell me to take everything I owned. 1.2774 0.04602 137 105 26 6
3725 Can you send in more sheep? I already counted all of them and I still haven't fallen asleep. 1.2774 0.04717 137 106 24 7
3726 I'm planning one helluva leadership seminar. 1.2774 0.05047 137 109 18 10
3727 Hi, is Little Bo Peep in? 1.2774 0.04602 137 105 26 6
3728 Nah man, Bo Peep pays $15 an hour and lets me order pay-per-view! 1.2774 0.04717 137 106 24 7
3729 Yes, you can - walking directions please to the nativity scene in Central Park. 1.2772 0.03809 184 139 39 6
3730 At Trump Tower watching the news. Where are you? 1.2771 0.04491 166 131 24 11
3731 Yeah, we moved to the city. 1.2771 0.04241 166 128 30 8
3732 Of course, it's always about ewe... 1.2770 0.04680 148 116 23 9
3733 Please send up some more sheep, I still can't get to sleep 1.2770 0.04680 148 116 23 9
3734 Just calling to let you know I'm working from home today. 1.2770 0.04872 148 118 19 11
3735 Tell Ms Peep I've cracked this case wide open! 1.2770 0.04479 148 114 27 7
3736 It's an air BaaaNB. 1.2770 0.04479 148 114 27 7
3737 Any other ideas to help me sleep? 1.2770 0.04777 148 117 21 10
3738 Yes, it's a great gig but the elavators are a problem. 1.2770 0.04269 148 112 31 5
3739 She told me I've been pulling the wool over her eyes, and I said, prove it. 1.2769 0.04886 130 101 22 7
3740 They have no idea. They think we’re here to see Ed Sheeran. 1.2769 0.05239 130 104 16 10
3741 No! I said I wanted a VIEW of the sheep meadow. 1.2768 0.04142 177 137 31 9
3742 I'd like to book some salon appointments please. 1.2767 0.03981 159 119 36 4
3743 I ordered a fleece throw, not fleece as white as snow. 1.2767 0.04363 159 123 28 8
3744 Turns out they were right – you can't take the country out of the boy. 1.2767 0.04177 159 121 32 6
3745 Get the flock out of here so we can talk. 1.2767 0.04363 159 123 28 8
3746 I wanna wake up in a city that doesn’t sheep. 1.2767 0.04629 159 126 22 11
3747 They were here all of the time And not lost at all 1.2767 0.04453 159 124 26 9
3748 You' won't believe this--they actually came home! 1.2767 0.04271 159 122 30 7
3749 Yes, this is 'Insomnia Anonymous.' We're booked solid for the next three months. 1.2767 0.04271 159 122 30 7
3750 Tell Amazon that we all feel strongly that there should be grazing land in Queens. 1.2767 0.04177 159 121 32 6
3751 I'll have the breakfast special, 12 bushels of barley sprouts. and a shovel. 1.2765 0.04255 170 132 29 9
3752 They're adjusting to city life. 1.2765 0.04002 170 129 35 6
3753 If you love what you do you’ll never have to work a day in your life. 1.2765 0.04493 170 135 23 12
3754 Yes please. How do I turn off the 'go to sleep' hologram? 1.2765 0.04336 170 133 27 10
3755 Tell Little Bo Peep I think I have something of hers. 1.2763 0.04398 152 117 28 7
3756 So I counted 12...now what? 1.2763 0.04398 152 117 28 7
3757 Other than having to pack 'em into the elevator it's about as convenient to the Sheep Meadow as you can get 1.2763 0.04195 152 115 32 5
3758 No, I'm sure it's fine. He said to just bring my work with me. 1.2763 0.04195 152 115 32 5
3759 That's right, you heard me correctly: "I don't give a flock! 1.2763 0.04592 152 119 24 9
3760 We always come home for lunch and a little "Guiding Light." 1.2763 0.04398 152 117 28 7
3761 It's not working... And no, thanks, I don't need more to count. 1.2763 0.04592 152 119 24 9
3762 My lost black sheep, 'is in the lobby bar, buying drinks for the house.' On my tab!" 1.2763 0.04496 152 118 26 8
3763 Ya, I just sat down for a nap when you called. 1.2761 0.04784 134 104 23 7
3764 Don't ask me - we just followed the GPS directions. 1.2761 0.04784 134 104 23 7
3765 What am I up to? Same old sheep. 1.2761 0.05013 134 106 19 9
3766 Two bales of hale, two bags of bedding, and one bottle of Merlot. 1.2761 0.04665 134 103 25 6
3767 Yes, apartment 3B and knitting needles. 1.2761 0.04462 163 128 25 10
3768 Many, many followers, I would say 1.2761 0.04376 163 127 27 9
3769 I got weary of hearding cats. 1.2761 0.04462 163 128 25 10
3770 Room Service, what channel is Shari Lewis? 1.2761 0.04546 163 129 23 11
3771 Well, it's not exactly a sit in, but they want it known that THEY'RE keeping ME and not the other way around. 1.2761 0.04376 163 127 27 9
3772 I think I overherd 1.2761 0.04462 163 128 25 10
3773 Can you send up 60 lbs. of hay, 12 lbs. of corn and some air freshener? 1.2761 0.04289 163 126 29 8
3774 Doc, so how is this supposed to cure my insomnia? 1.2761 0.03920 163 122 37 4
3775 Missing Persons? I'd like to report a poor little lamb who's gone astray. 1.2761 0.04462 163 128 25 10
3776 Bo, it's Mary I found them. 1.2761 0.04376 163 127 27 9
3777 Hello, I'd like to order one pepperoni pizza and one haystack. 1.2761 0.04289 163 126 29 8
3778 Well at least we have a great view of Central Park's Sheep Meadow. 1.2759 0.04429 145 111 28 6
3779 I still can not sleep. How can I get rid of the sheep. 1.2759 0.04941 145 116 18 11
3780 and tell BoPeep that I've found them. 1.2759 0.04843 145 115 20 10
3781 Yo Peep! They're home and they brought their tails. 1.2759 0.04743 145 114 22 9
3782 No, really, the grass is for my sheep... 1.2759 0.04320 145 110 30 5
3783 Flock. F-L-O-C-K 1.2759 0.04743 145 114 22 9
3784 Not much, how about ewe? 1.2759 0.04265 174 136 28 10
3785 After two weeks of insomnia, Alan was desperate. 1.2759 0.04342 174 137 26 11
3786 Miss Peep? I think I've found somethings of yours 1.2756 0.04508 156 122 25 9
3787 Honey, have you seen the remote? 1.2756 0.04321 156 120 29 7
3788 I blame Ambien, Restoril, Halcion... no one just needs to count them anymore. 1.2756 0.04508 156 122 25 9
3789 ‘Your staff has been very helpful, but I had asked for a ‘cheap’ suite.” 1.2756 0.04416 156 121 27 8
3790 This "farm to home" thing is working out pretty well 1.2756 0.04125 156 118 33 5
3791 No, that rerun didn't help. I'm back to counting sheep. 1.2756 0.04321 156 120 29 7
3792 I’ve always dreamed of moving to Manhattan...but now I’m thinking it might have been a mistake. 1.2756 0.04416 156 121 27 8
3793 I blame my guidance counselor. 1.2756 0.04427 127 95 29 3
3794 I know I said "I herd ewe," but what did you say? 1.2754 0.04303 167 130 28 9
3795 Yes. That’s FIFTY orders of organic wheat grass. Not the juice. The GRASS. 1.2754 0.04468 167 132 24 11
3796 Room service, I said I need sleep not sheep. 1.2754 0.04218 167 129 30 8
3797 Bo? They're over here. 1.2754 0.04303 167 130 28 9
3798 We're all here, and I swore to them Hamilton will be well worth it! 1.2754 0.05014 138 110 18 10
3799 Just kickin' back, and then counting on a good night's sleep. 1.2754 0.04799 138 108 22 8
3800 Hi, Hon. We found an apartment that overlooks Sheep Meadow. 1.2753 0.04043 178 137 33 8
3801 Sorry, I’m running late. Had to bring some work home. 1.2753 0.03801 178 134 39 5
3802 Management should have let me have a service dog. 1.2753 0.04043 178 137 33 8
3803 Is it true you can buy grass real cheap in this city? 1.2752 0.04843 149 119 19 11
3804 What would make you think that I am trying to pull the wool over your eyes! 1.2752 0.04244 149 113 31 5
3805 Lamb chops, leg of lamb, lamb shoulder-you name it, I got it all. And if you order now I'll throw in a lambs wool scarf! 1.2752 0.04652 149 117 23 9
3806 No Ms. Peep, they're not lost. However, they're demanding to stay until their take-out order arrives. 1.2752 0.04553 149 116 25 8
3807 This sleep therapy isn't working. 1.2752 0.04553 149 116 25 8
3808 Hello. Can you send up a large order of grass and clover? 1.2752 0.04453 149 115 27 7
3809 Room service? Could I please order several bowls of clover? 1.2752 0.04453 149 115 27 7
3810 Do you have any melatonin? 1.2750 0.03860 160 119 38 3
3811 No, they're not pets, and yes, I have my business license. 1.2750 0.04339 160 124 28 8
3812 It's 2018, as if I'm the first tenant who has a 'comfort herd' provision in the lease. 1.2750 0.04688 160 128 20 12
3813 I know what you told me to do, but I still have insomnia! 1.2750 0.04603 160 127 22 11
3814 These blasted sheep are keeping me awake. 1.2750 0.04429 160 125 26 9
3815 Ten large wee wee pads. 1.2750 0.04429 160 125 26 9
3816 Little Bo-Peep, I think I found your sheep! 1.2750 0.04339 160 124 28 8
3817 We're waiting for the delivery from the grazing menu 1.2750 0.04339 160 124 28 8
3818 This is baaaaahd 1.2750 0.04603 160 127 22 11
3819 My doctor prescribed Rambien. 1.2749 0.04067 171 131 33 7
3820 I guess you could say I'm a sheep hoarder. 1.2749 0.03981 171 130 35 6
3821 Oh, . . nothing. What are you doing? 1.2748 0.05089 131 104 18 9
3822 You say house-sitting, I say shepherding, let’s call the whole thing off. 1.2748 0.05203 131 105 16 10
3823 Yes yes, I herd. 1.2748 0.04853 131 102 22 7
3824 I couldn't just stop working, so I'm easing into retirement. 1.2746 0.04486 142 109 27 6
3825 I'd like more than one wake up call in the morning. 1.2746 0.04703 142 111 23 8
3826 I fixed my sleeping problem! 1.2746 0.04596 142 110 25 7
3827 Hello, does your lawn need mowing? 1.2746 0.04257 142 107 31 4
3828 Why do I keep letting myself get fleeced in telephone scams? 1.2746 0.04808 142 112 21 9
3829 I didn't lose them. FAKE NEWS! 1.2745 0.04470 153 119 26 8
3830 Thanks for letting us use your place George; mind if we graze in your kitchen? 1.2745 0.04659 153 121 22 10
3831 Oh, yeah, cancel the lamb chops, and make that eleven salads! 1.2745 0.04565 153 120 24 9
3832 Ah yes, Ms. Bo Peep...I have good news... 1.2745 0.04470 153 119 26 8
3833 We're cool. I promised your doorman a lamb chop. 1.2745 0.04470 153 119 26 8
3834 They are in training to go to the White House. 1.2745 0.04840 153 123 18 12
3835 No, not busy. Just flock-sitting for a friend. 1.2745 0.04470 153 119 26 8
3836 Little Bo-peep, I have your sheep, You'll never believe where I found them; But come alone, or they'll have a new home And you'll never see their tails again. 1.2745 0.04565 153 120 24 9
3837 Wel,l it's more like herding cats than I thought. 1.2745 0.04565 153 120 24 9
3838 I'm not so sure Bo ever really wanted us back... 1.2745 0.04565 153 120 24 9
3839 I did leave them alone. They came home. Yes, wagging their tails behind them. 1.2745 0.04273 153 117 30 6
3840 I’m not feeling well, but I’ll be working from home. 1.2745 0.04659 153 121 22 10
3841 Me? Spent the afternoon in Sheep Meadow...You? 1.2745 0.04273 153 117 30 6
3842 Thanks, but I still can’t get to sleep. 1.2741 0.04514 135 103 27 5
3843 Any idea how I can stream Shari Lewis? 1.2741 0.05090 135 108 17 10
3844 Not much. Just flocking around. 1.2741 0.04867 135 106 21 8
3845 True, I didn't want them in the meadow -- but I didn't totally think it through. 1.2741 0.04980 135 107 19 9
3846 Twelve. Now what? 1.2740 0.04509 146 113 26 7
3847 =“You heard me right, I’d like to order three gallons of mint jelly.” 1.2740 0.04509 146 113 26 7
3848 Mary, I thought you said you had only a few lambs! 1.2739 0.04483 157 123 25 9
3849 Little Bo-Peep, I found them watching Fake News. 1.2739 0.04748 157 126 19 12
3850 But CNN just said these were already counted. 1.2739 0.04483 157 123 25 9
3851 Bo, we haven’t heard a peep from you in months. 1.2739 0.04662 157 125 21 11
3852 They are worried that when they are being counted at night, there will be a citizenship question. 1.2739 0.04483 157 123 25 9
3853 Hey Bo-peep, the sheep made it home. 1.2739 0.04391 157 122 27 8
3854 I can't count; so I'm watching TV to put me to sleep. 1.2739 0.04103 157 119 33 5
3855 That's right, I need a Ewe-ber right as soon as possible. 1.2739 0.04573 157 124 23 10
3856 ...with extra pepperoni, and 12 side orders of grass. 1.2739 0.04391 157 122 27 8
3857 We're watching Shetland. 1.2739 0.04483 157 123 25 9
3858 No mom, I'm not in Kansas anymore. 1.2738 0.04280 168 131 28 9
3859 Yeah, bo peep... yeah...they found their way home. 1.2734 0.04544 139 107 26 6
3860 Mary Beth just couldn’t decide between the country life and the city life... 1.2734 0.04544 139 107 26 6
3861 Just count’n sheep….how about you? 1.2734 0.04428 139 106 28 5
3862 I'm calling in response to a Missing Sheep flyer, is this Ms. Bo-Peep? 1.2734 0.04658 139 108 24 7
3863 Bo? Bo, you're not going to believe this, but . . . 1.2733 0.04624 150 118 23 9
3864 I'm protecting them from Wolf Blitzer. 1.2733 0.04324 150 115 29 6
3865 They keep following me everywhere. 1.2733 0.04112 150 113 33 4
3866 They help me get to sleep. 1.2733 0.04112 150 113 33 4
3867 Mr. Bo-Peep? ...This is he. 1.2733 0.04220 150 114 31 5
3868 I'm not lost. It's the sheep that are lost. 1.2733 0.04814 150 120 19 11
3869 Hi, yes. I'd like to order two hundred pounds of your medium quality hay and fifty pounds of grazing grass please. 1.2733 0.04526 150 117 25 8
3870 It’s really nice being able to walk everywhere. 1.2733 0.04427 150 116 27 7
3871 I'd like to order Shepard's Pie and some freshly harvested forage. 1.2733 0.04492 161 127 24 10
3872 If you believe that, I've got a herd of sheep I can sell you. 1.2733 0.04405 161 126 26 9
3873 It's now spelled "B-e-a-u" Peep. 1.2733 0.04405 161 126 26 9
3874 All her relatives came for the holidays 1.2733 0.04225 161 124 30 7
3875 Room service? Send up 50 pounds of grass 1.2733 0.04405 161 126 26 9
3876 Tell her I know where to find ‘em. 1.2733 0.04370 172 136 25 11
3877 I’m feeling a bit sheepish 1.2733 0.04130 172 133 31 8
3878 I do not CARE where MARY is' Get here here now! 1.2733 0.04211 172 134 29 9
3879 You said the room came with a mini-barn. 1.2732 0.04039 183 142 32 9
3880 I'm returning your damn loaner dog 1.2727 0.04821 132 103 22 7
3881 Hello, Shepard’s Pie Escort Service...? You can pick up now. 1.2727 0.04880 143 114 19 10
3882 But.... I love them 1.2727 0.05055 132 105 18 9
3883 Thanks for your concern, but I don't have a sheep hoarding problem. 1.2727 0.04348 154 119 28 7
3884 Could you give me the directions to Bethlehem? 1.2727 0.04249 154 118 30 6
3885 Hello, I'm having issues with my Lamb Router. 1.2727 0.04348 154 119 28 7
3886 Long story, couldn't fall asleep last night, started counting........ 1.2727 0.04051 187 146 31 10
3887 Okay,Okay,it's almost halftime. Then we'll go for a walk. 1.2727 0.04145 176 137 30 9
3888 Not 'sheep' -- I said "sleep!' Trump's put a tariff on SLEEP! 1.2727 0.04674 143 112 23 8
3889 Tell Bo Peep she can find them in Apartment 5 E! 1.2727 0.04568 143 111 25 7
3890 Usually I enjoy the assembly, but the Ikea sweater is too much for me 1.2727 0.04811 154 124 18 12
3891 Bo-Peep here, I have an even dozen ready to go. 1.2727 0.04445 154 120 26 8
3892 What noise? Oh- just the TV. 1.2727 0.04632 154 122 22 10
3893 This sleep app is just not working! 1.2727 0.04414 165 130 25 10
3894 Already picked them up from school 1.2727 0.04348 154 119 28 7
3895 Yes, I'd like your one room free carpet cleaning special. Can you come this week? And next week too? 1.2727 0.04222 176 138 28 10
3896 So, I counted them, but that didn't help either. 1.2727 0.04699 132 102 24 6
3897 Who can sleep with all of these in here? 1.2727 0.04458 143 110 27 6
3898 We’re all here, but it was like herding cats getting them all registered at the front desk! 1.2727 0.04880 143 114 19 10
3899 Nobody's putting me out to pasture. 1.2727 0.04155 165 127 31 7
3900 They spell W E A R W O O L across the field at halftime. 1.2727 0.04539 154 121 24 9
3901 Is that wolf still prowling around down there? 1.2722 0.04089 169 130 32 7
3902 Hello, Miss Peep. Did I wake you? 1.2722 0.04258 169 132 28 9
3903 The herds all here. 1.2722 0.04175 169 131 30 8
3904 Speak up.. Im only getting three bahs! 1.2722 0.04420 169 134 24 11
3905 So I dumped my Tech and now I'm into Ag. 1.2722 0.04258 169 132 28 9
3906 Hi Room Service, can I get 50lbs of grass clippings delivered to 902. 1.2722 0.04258 169 132 28 9
3907 Hi. Yeah, I’d like to place an order for seventy-seven grass pizzas. 1.2722 0.04089 169 130 32 7
3908 Two large with clover and two large with grass 1.2722 0.04273 158 122 29 7
3909 No joke. Airbn-baaas are a thing. 1.2722 0.04635 158 126 21 11
3910 So far, the only problem is the smell. 1.2722 0.04547 158 125 23 10
3911 On second thought, make 'em all veggie... 1.2722 0.04458 158 124 25 9
3912 Uh, yeah, Bo Peep, that’s the good news; the bad news is that in three days they’ve run up a $5,000 bill at the Four Seasons NY Downtown. 1.2722 0.04547 158 125 23 10
3913 We had to take emergency refuge from the wolf of Wall Street 1.2722 0.04178 158 121 31 6
3914 They're strict vegans so our choice of restaurants is always somewhat limited. 1.2722 0.04273 158 122 29 7
3915 I assure our products are 100% farm-to-sweater. 1.2722 0.04458 158 124 25 9
3916 Hello--would you mind asking Ms. Peep if there is a finder's fee for her sheep? 1.2722 0.04458 158 124 25 9
3917 Hello, Gristedes? Please deliver a pound of whitefish, , a dozen onion bagels, a chocolate rugala, and six bales of hay. 1.2721 0.04377 147 113 28 6
3918 I am the black sheep of the family. 1.2721 0.04685 147 116 22 9
3919 A 4th-floor walkup but we're near the park so ... 1.2721 0.04685 147 116 22 9
3920 Count yourselves and go to sleep and stop with the kvetching already. 1.2721 0.04880 147 118 18 11
3921 What I've learned is that Bo don't know sheep. 1.2721 0.04377 147 113 28 6
3922 Sorry I missed your call. Please leave a message after the Bo Peep. 1.2721 0.04485 136 104 27 5
3923 Remember how I was telling you that I wanted to be an urban shepherd? 1.2717 0.03942 173 132 35 6
3924 No, the pigeons have not come home to roost. 1.2717 0.04190 173 135 29 9
3925 Joe Peep, not Bo Peep. 1.2717 0.04424 173 138 23 12
3926 Well, at least they're not lost anymore. 1.2717 0.04109 173 134 31 8
3927 Seriously, when do I get a break ? 1.2717 0.04026 173 133 33 7
3928 Yes, I was calling about the delivery status of my "Sheep herding is Fun" instructional video 1.2716 0.04292 162 126 28 8
3929 Hello, you've reached Bo-Peep.com. We're rather busy right now." 1.2716 0.03919 162 122 36 4
3930 Let Bo-Peep know I found them 1.2716 0.04467 162 128 24 10
3931 I went to every farm-to-table in the city. There’ll be no mutton on the menus tonight! 1.2716 0.04381 162 127 26 9
3932 They're quiet. Too quiet. 1.2716 0.04202 162 125 30 7
3933 We’re taking a me day. 1.2716 0.04202 162 125 30 7
3934 Thanks, Dear...But I think you may have misunderstood me when I said, 'What our world needs are more yous!' 1.2716 0.04292 162 126 28 8
3935 Sorry I missed your call. I fell asleep counting them again. 1.2716 0.04381 162 127 26 9
3936 I'm sorry, but it's 'finders-keepers', Ms. Peep 1.2715 0.04299 151 116 29 6
3937 Honey, I think this adoption thing took a ewe-turn. 1.2715 0.04597 151 119 23 9
3938 So what else could I do with a shepherd's staff? 1.2715 0.04195 151 115 31 5
3939 Hello. Manhattan Feed and Grain? Do you deliver? 1.2715 0.04401 151 117 27 7
3940 They surrounded me and demanded that I put on "Silence of the Lambs." 1.2715 0.04692 151 120 21 10
3941 Right number, I'll solve your insomnia for good! 1.2715 0.04500 151 118 25 8
3942 Good Morning Pastor John, I thought the Lord was MY Shepard. 1.2715 0.04299 151 116 29 6
3943 No, Mary's not here. You have the wrong number. 1.2715 0.04401 151 117 27 7
3944 Tell Bo to chill. 1.2715 0.04877 151 122 17 12
3945 Yes, I've been counting but I'm still not sleepy 1.2715 0.04597 151 119 23 9
3946 They say they won’t leave without Mary. 1.2715 0.04401 151 117 27 7
3947 And no cops Bo Peep. 1.2715 0.04401 151 117 27 7
3948 I need you to send me a sheepdog. Things are looking ugly. 1.2715 0.04299 151 116 29 6
3949 If you’re renting an office in New York, you’re getting fleeced. 1.2714 0.04401 140 107 28 5
3950 Extra pepperoni, no black olives, double order of clover. 1.2714 0.04516 140 108 26 6
3951 I'm suspicious that one of them tampered with the GPS. 1.2714 0.04401 140 107 28 5
3952 No no, you were right. Herding in the city is nothing like herding back home. 1.2714 0.04282 140 106 30 4
3953 Well, the weather looks iffy, and the flock has a pretty strong union. 1.2711 0.04554 166 133 21 12
3954 Room service? I'm going to need a lot of mint jelly. 1.2711 0.04221 166 129 29 8
3955 My clients want to know why they're aren't getting "Animal Planet." 1.2711 0.04134 166 128 31 7
3956 Hello, Miss Peep. I've found your sheep. 1.2711 0.04473 166 132 23 11
3957 Your fantasy was Dr. Shepherd from Grey's Anatomy? I've made a terrible mistake. 1.2711 0.04391 166 131 25 10
3958 I've just been sitting here binging on Lassie reruns. 1.2710 0.04125 155 118 32 5
3959 It was just a short nap. 1.2710 0.04225 155 119 30 6
3960 Well, sure I miss her, but at least I never have trouble falling asleep. 1.2710 0.04513 155 122 24 9
3961 I can never count on these guys... 1.2710 0.04605 155 123 22 10
3962 Bo-Peep, Bill calling. I found your sheep." 1.2710 0.04125 155 118 32 5
3963 Can you repeat the order to me? 12 wheatgrass and 1 burger. 1.2710 0.04419 155 121 26 8
3964 We decided to check the farm report before heading out. 1.2710 0.04125 155 118 32 5
3965 The cable's good but the mini bar's not going to last. 1.2710 0.04513 155 122 24 9
3966 I was warned I’d be fleeced when I bought this place, but I had no idea. 1.2708 0.04320 144 110 29 5
3967 Yes, I want to get rid of my followers. 1.2708 0.04850 144 115 19 10
3968 No, I’m telecommuting today. 1.2708 0.04540 144 112 25 7
3969 We made it home in time for the night time count, but you wouldn't BELIEVE the traffic we hit in the midtown tunnel! 1.2708 0.04320 144 110 29 5
3970 Hi , Mary. I need your help. 1.2708 0.04431 144 111 27 6
3971 My room is flocked! 1.2707 0.04544 133 102 26 5
3972 Hey Bo Peep, Guess what I found! 1.2707 0.04668 133 103 24 6
3973 When can you pick them up Miss Peep? 1.2707 0.04789 133 104 22 7
3974 No Fox tonight. 1.2706 0.04629 170 138 18 14
3975 Grubhub? Five bales of hay, please. 1.2706 0.03982 170 130 34 6
3976 The usual, the chicken lo mein and a dozen sod rolls. 1.2706 0.03982 170 130 34 6
3977 The floor is a mess, but they’re easier to keep track of. 1.2705 0.04943 122 95 21 6
3978 How exactly was this supposed to help me sleep? 1.2704 0.04695 159 128 19 12
3979 On second thought, cancel the rack of lamb. 1.2704 0.04522 159 126 23 10
3980 It's not the size of the crook, it's how you use it. 1.2704 0.04522 159 126 23 10
3981 You have no rules on pets? Okay! 1.2703 0.04244 148 113 30 5
3982 Like a good neighbour Sheep Farm is here... 1.2703 0.04755 148 118 20 10
3983 My sleep therapist suggested that I bring them. 1.2703 0.04456 148 115 26 7
3984 Their union contract specifies they don't sleep in the manger. 1.2703 0.04456 148 115 26 7
3985 Bo - get on over here. They don't know where to find you. 1.2703 0.04456 148 115 26 7
3986 I'd like to order five large meadow special pizzas with extra clover please. 1.2703 0.04456 148 115 26 7
3987 Mary, I’m sure you said ONE little lamb. 1.2701 0.04691 137 107 23 7
3988 The L.A. Rams are the favorites in this house. 1.2701 0.04691 137 107 23 7
3989 Never should have given Little Bo Peep the day off! 1.2701 0.04576 137 106 25 6
3990 Yeah, well...there was no room at the stable. 1.2699 0.04443 163 129 24 10
3991 Now that you mention it, I guess I haven't been sleeping great. 1.2699 0.04357 163 128 26 9
3992 Just wool-gathering as usual 1.2699 0.04357 163 128 26 9
3993 Of course Miss Peep, I'll make sure they stay off the sofa. 1.2699 0.04179 163 126 30 7
3994 Sorry, I'll turn the TV down. 1.2699 0.04357 163 128 26 9
3995 750 channels but nothing on sheep. 1.2697 0.04375 152 118 27 7
3996 Bah, bah, bah...so what’s new 1.2697 0.04172 152 116 31 5
3997 Stop staring! The only crook in the room is the one I'm holding! 1.2697 0.04474 152 119 25 8
3998 May I speak to Bo Peep,please? 1.2697 0.04665 152 121 21 10
3999 Tech support? I've counted them over and over again. Still wide awake. 1.2697 0.04474 152 119 25 8
4000 Your name is Beau Peep!?! Listen, is your sister home? 1.2697 0.04570 152 120 23 9
4001 Can I get an Uber for 12 sheep at 6 O'clock at 57th and Fifth? 1.2697 0.04570 152 120 23 9
4002 The repercussions of Mary’s retirement. 1.2697 0.04066 152 115 33 4
4003 One pepperoni and 12 grass please. 1.2697 0.04665 152 121 21 10
4004 Hello, room service? Can I get one order of Eggs Benedict and twelve orders of hay? 1.2697 0.04172 152 116 31 5
4005 Is Little Bo Peep there? 1.2697 0.04848 152 123 17 12
4006 I will count you guys at bed time... 1.2697 0.04375 152 118 27 7
4007 I'm thinking of making the transition to cats. 1.2697 0.04375 152 118 27 7
4008 Happy holidays--we're just waiting on Joseph and Mary. 1.2697 0.04570 152 120 23 9
4009 It's my new startup-- "Shear Delight." 1.2697 0.04275 152 117 29 6
4010 Please don’t tell me it’s a bull market. 1.2697 0.04570 152 120 23 9
4011 Before you head over, stop and get some shears. 1.2697 0.04172 152 116 31 5
4012 "Where in hell is Little Bo Peep? 1.2697 0.04375 152 118 27 7
4013 I thought it would make it easier to count them. 1.2697 0.03782 178 135 38 5
4014 Gonna Netflix 'n' Chill with the flock...you? 1.2695 0.04374 141 108 28 5
4015 Working from home comes with it’s own challenges. 1.2695 0.04708 141 111 22 8
4016 Yes, I found my sheep. 1.2695 0.04374 141 108 28 5
4017 Twelve vegan platters and one lamb burger. 1.2695 0.04708 141 111 22 8
4018 I tried counting them--there are twelve--but I still can't get to sleep. 1.2695 0.04599 141 110 24 7
4019 I don't think this was such a good idea, Mom. They've already cleaned out the mini-fridge and now they want me to call room service. 1.2695 0.04256 141 107 30 4
4020 I'm not sleepy. 1.2695 0.04284 167 131 27 9
4021 Wolf, shmolf. 1.2695 0.04023 167 128 33 6
4022 The new place is great but they have a no dogs policy 1.2695 0.04112 167 129 31 7
4023 Can't this afternoon. We have a four o'clock in Central Park. 1.2692 0.04299 156 121 28 7
4024 I tried a home remedy last night. Didn't sleep a wink. 1.2692 0.04394 156 122 26 8
4025 No, of course I'm not at the Hyatt. You know my circumstances require I stay in an AirBnB... I'm not an asshole, Karen. Of course I'm only bringing one to the wedding. 1.2692 0.04299 156 121 28 7
4026 Netflix, big hook, endless wool...let the binge crocheting begin! 1.2692 0.04394 156 122 26 8
4027 You've picked a baaaaaad time to call." 1.2692 0.04394 156 122 26 8
4028 Getting them up here was easy. Keeping them off the furniture is the hard part 1.2692 0.04202 156 120 30 6
4029 Please send twelve bales of hay, one incredibly well-rested goat and my apologies to housekeeping.” 1.2692 0.04579 156 124 22 10
4030 I asked for a room with A ewe” [“a” should be underlined 1.2692 0.04394 156 122 26 8
4031 Not exactly alligators, but I’m still pretty busy. 1.2692 0.04487 156 123 24 9
4032 I’d like 10 orders of clover, eight of kudzu, five sides of knapweed, and 12 grass shakes. 1.2692 0.04102 156 119 32 5
4033 Your apartment is fine. That noise? Oh I’m watching the farming channel. 1.2690 0.04132 171 133 30 8
4034 Yeah, the genie was hard of hearing. He must have thought I said I want to wake up in a city that ever sheeps. 1.2690 0.04132 171 133 30 8
4035 I'm taking up knitting. Is that a problem? 1.2690 0.04405 145 112 27 6
4036 yes, yes, yes,. I took them to the farm and tomorrow I'm taking them to the zoo! 1.2690 0.04617 145 114 23 8
4037 I'd like one small General Tso's chicken and fourteen quarts of rice 1.2690 0.04512 145 113 25 7
4038 Right before I doze off, I'll be taking a head count 1.2690 0.04512 145 113 25 7
4039 No, Honey, there's no one I love more than ewe... 1.2690 0.04405 145 112 27 6
4040 Hello, Front Desk? I said , 'I needed to get some sleep!' 1.2688 0.04583 160 128 21 11
4041 Ms. Bo-Peep? I have your sheep at the Ritz. 1.2688 0.04036 160 122 33 5
4042 I just moved into the Woolworth Building. 1.2688 0.04409 160 126 25 9
4043 Oh yeah, just livin' the dream." 1.2688 0.04226 160 124 29 7
4044 Ms. Peep. I'll have to raise my sheep-sitting rates. They've eaten my shag carpet and are starting in on my sofa. 1.2688 0.04409 160 126 25 9
4045 Tell Bo Peep I took them for a ride into the City! 1.2688 0.04132 160 123 31 6
4046 Having herded the sheep by promising them outsized returns, Bob called the wolves back to Wall Street to cause the next credit crisis 1.2688 0.04583 160 128 21 11
4047 Seriously, I still can't go to sleep. 1.2687 0.04757 134 105 22 7
4048 Send Babe! 1.2687 0.04637 134 104 24 6
4049 No, no problems at all -- they've all been as good as little lambs! 1.2687 0.04259 134 101 30 3
4050 Awake all night, so they didn't work. 1.2687 0.04757 134 105 22 7
4051 telecommutton 1.2686 0.04147 175 137 29 9
4052 No, she wasn't lost; she was stolen. 1.2685 0.04915 149 121 16 12
4053 Sorry, Bo. No, I haven't seen them at all. 1.2685 0.04530 149 117 24 8
4054 There's a callback on Monday. I just need to work on the accent. 1.2685 0.04429 149 116 26 7
4055 No, they're not here. 1.2685 0.04821 149 120 18 11
4056 Yeah, but I don't get Netflix out in the meadow. 1.2685 0.04530 149 117 24 8
4057 Yes Susan, you can help me. I'm just not sure this Airbnb is the 'oasis in nature' it was advertised as. 1.2685 0.04530 149 117 24 8
4058 The apartment says "Pet Friendly," and for how many? 1.2683 0.03973 164 125 34 5
4059 I know, but we did vote for him 1.2683 0.04503 164 131 22 11
4060 Yeah and it looks like Mary also has a sweet little view of the Hudson. 1.2683 0.04333 164 129 26 9
4061 Of course it's your fantasy, but I could only afford the sheep for an hour. 1.2683 0.04157 164 127 30 7
4062 There's fourteen. And I'm still awake. 1.2682 0.04083 179 140 30 9
4063 Hi Mom, I'm working from home today...of course they don't mind, they're City Sheep. 1.2681 0.04308 138 105 29 4
4064 Yeah, I'm feeling sheepish about this urban farming thing. 1.2681 0.05198 138 113 13 12
4065 Wool on Wall Street! “Hey Jamie! I got the physical delivery of the stock for the derivatives you purchased on my account last month” 1.2681 0.04546 138 107 25 6
4066 Mom, I'm back from Europe. 1.2681 0.04883 138 110 19 9
4067 ' "This is John Shepard in 307 . . ." 1.2680 0.04350 153 119 27 7
4068 I thought we were supposed to meet Mary and her little lamb. 1.2680 0.04637 153 122 21 10
4069 Alexa, switch channels to the Grass Network. 1.2680 0.04250 153 118 29 6
4070 Count sheep?" You gotta be kidding 1.2680 0.04043 153 116 33 4
4071 I just can’t seem to fall asleep without them. 1.2680 0.04148 153 117 31 5
4072 We were wondering, where's the remote? 1.2680 0.04350 153 119 27 7
4073 Please leave your message after the Bo-peep... 1.2680 0.04729 153 123 19 11
4074 Hello, may I speak with Miss Bo Peep? 1.2680 0.04544 153 121 23 9
4075 That's right-- party of 13 for the Garment District. 1.2679 0.04261 168 132 27 9
4076 I want to report a lost sheep. 1.2679 0.04261 168 132 27 9
4077 All I know is I got up to pee and then couldn't get back to sleep. 1.2679 0.04091 168 130 31 7
4078 And suddenly - plopped on his sofa, calling into Fox News, surrounded by sheep - George finally got a glimpse into the life of the American President. 1.2679 0.04425 168 134 23 11
4079 Sleepless in Seattle 1.2678 0.04022 183 143 31 9
4080 And my landlord said, "Get the "f" out of here." And I thought he meant flock. 1.2676 0.04571 142 111 24 7
4081 Yes, just got back from New Zealand... 1.2676 0.04111 142 107 32 3
4082 Hello, City Sheep, LLC. Our sheep are warm, cuddly companions. You will be nodding off in no time. How can I help you? 1.2676 0.04679 142 112 22 8
4083 I found them, BoPeep. 1.2676 0.04679 142 112 22 8
4084 My border collie quit yesterday. I'm waiting for Amazon Prime to deliver a new one today. 1.2676 0.04679 142 112 22 8
4085 Yes, they think they are a bit underrepresented on the animal channel 1.2676 0.04460 142 110 26 6
4086 Not to worry, Bo, they're here with me. 1.2676 0.04230 142 108 30 4
4087 Look, my name isn't Mary OR Bo Peep, you've got the wrong number. 1.2676 0.04460 142 110 26 6
4088 14 pizzas for delivery,please. Half alfalfa,half organic clover. CanI tip the delivery person in artistic lanolin? 1.2676 0.04679 142 112 22 8
4089 Well, tell Bo Peep to call me. 1.2676 0.04460 142 110 26 6
4090 I dunno, but the Border Collie was pulling his own little joke! 1.2676 0.04347 142 109 28 5
4091 A much better gig than dog walking. 1.2675 0.04553 157 125 22 10
4092 When Siri misunderstands heard for herd 1.2675 0.04641 157 126 20 11
4093 Little Bo Peep I have found your sheep Please come get 'em I need to sleep! 1.2675 0.04462 157 124 24 9
4094 Hello, room service? I’m having a hard time keeping my sheep under control. Could you send up a border collie please? 1.2675 0.04370 157 123 26 8
4095 No Beau, I haven't heard a peep out of them since they got here 1.2675 0.04275 157 122 28 7
4096 ...but first, we climbed every mountain. 1.2675 0.04462 157 124 24 9
4097 Hey, Bo Peep. Yeah, you left them here. 1.2675 0.04553 157 125 22 10
4098 This is Little Bo Peep. I found them. 1.2675 0.04080 157 120 32 5
4099 Scissors and a loom - yes, that's right. How much? 1.2672 0.04825 131 103 21 7
4100 ...and 50,000 ounces of actual grass. 1.2671 0.04485 146 114 25 7
4101 Their was no Air BNB with a pasture. 1.2671 0.04589 146 115 23 8
4102 Could you send up some grass?- No I mean REAL GRASS- not hemp! 1.2671 0.04485 146 114 25 7
4103 Now can I get some sleeping pills? 1.2671 0.04589 146 115 23 8
4104 Don't give me that crap about "The Lord is my shepherd and I shall not want"-! 1.2671 0.04790 146 117 19 10
4105 ...and 20 side orders of clover. 1.2671 0.04157 146 111 31 4
4106 Me and the boys are just hanging out, binge-watching the "Good Shepherd" 1.2671 0.04485 146 114 25 7
4107 . . . and a plate of fries. Plus, can you send up six bales of hay? 1.2671 0.04589 146 115 23 8
4108 I told him there weren't any black sheep but he still didn't let me cross the border. 1.2671 0.04558 161 129 21 11
4109 Does that come in silk or cotton; anything but wool? 1.2671 0.04015 161 123 33 5
4110 There's a wolf in the meadow. I'm monitoring via live cam. 1.2671 0.04203 161 125 29 7
4111 Am I speaking with the Central Park groundskeeping supervisor? 1.2667 0.04232 135 102 30 3
4112 Yes I’m still missing one. Your sale said the costume comes comes with one hundred. 1.2667 0.04403 150 117 26 7
4113 Do you have vegetarian pizza? 1.2667 0.04478 165 132 22 11
4114 I'm apartment sitting for that gyro cart guy I told you about. 1.2667 0.04135 165 128 30 7
4115 No. I don't know where you can find 3 wise men on 24 hours notice. I've had my props for weeks. 1.2667 0.04486 135 104 26 5
4116 "I don't feel well, I will work at home today 1.2667 0.04602 150 119 22 9
4117 I thought we'd have lamb for dinner. 1.2667 0.04698 150 120 20 10
4118 Is this Uber XL? 1.2667 0.04698 150 120 20 10
4119 I think they're catching on to the wool upholstery. 1.2667 0.04223 165 129 28 8
4120 next time I'll wear wolf's clothing 1.2667 0.04135 165 128 30 7
4121 What do you mean when you say the Bible should be read metaphorically? 1.2667 0.04310 165 130 26 9
4122 Yeah, I can talk. I'm just finishing some work in front of the TV 1.2667 0.04223 165 129 28 8
4123 Yes, the place is sheep and ready to move in 1.2667 0.04792 150 121 18 11
4124 Television used to put me to sleep, but now I have to count sheep. 1.2667 0.04300 150 116 28 6
4125 I'm so sorry Miss Bo-Peep - they just blindly followed me like a flock of ... well... sheep. No no ... my name is Crump not Trump. 1.2667 0.05517 120 98 12 10
4126 I was following a You Tube video on cloning and “Poof” I got a room full of ‘em. 1.2667 0.04698 150 120 20 10
4127 The pay's not that great, but I get to work from home sometimes. 1.2663 0.03982 169 130 33 6
4128 Trust me, restoring ‘Animal Planet’ IS an emergency... 1.2663 0.04402 169 135 23 11
4129 Are sure the magic lint brush will pick up wool. 1.2663 0.04239 169 133 27 9
4130 The maid is going to need a bigger tip. 1.2663 0.04155 169 132 29 8
4131 No I didn't loose my sheep . I lost my remote! 1.2663 0.04321 169 134 25 10
4132 Hello, this is the Empire State building's personal shepherd. Yes, I can walk your animal from 10 - 2 for $45 per hour. We're currently on a lunch break in my apartment. 1.2662 0.04423 154 121 25 8
4133 Give me about an hour, Mark. I have some sheep to count. 1.2662 0.03913 154 116 35 3
4134 It's much easier being a city herder, but the sheep are still having trouble adjusting. 1.2662 0.04226 154 119 29 6
4135 I am trying to do my part to bridge the urban-rural divide. 1.2662 0.04517 154 122 23 9
4136 Can you believe they picked "America's Got Talent" over "Animal Planet" 1.2662 0.04610 154 123 21 10
4137 How am I feeling? Sheepish! 1.2662 0.04326 154 120 27 7
4138 I'm living in a world where only service dogs are allowed. 1.2662 0.04423 154 121 25 8
4139 Yes sir, I did fall asleep on the job . . . but let me remind you, my job description says that am to count sheep. 1.2662 0.04226 154 119 29 6
4140 Can I get one personal pan pizza and a salad? You know what, make that twenty salads. 1.2662 0.04125 154 118 31 5
4141 The meadow? In a half hour? Na, we’re going to order some room service and enjoy a change of scenery. 1.2662 0.04125 154 118 31 5
4142 I won’t be in to work today - I’m feeling a little sheepish. 1.2662 0.04423 154 121 25 8
4143 They're following me around like sheep. 1.2662 0.04518 139 108 25 6
4144 James, how many times do I need to ask you not to leave your cane in my apartment? 1.2662 0.04852 139 111 19 9
4145 Hello Doctor Jones...counting sheep hasn’t helped. 1.2662 0.04281 139 106 29 4
4146 Hello, Ms. Peep, I have your sheep. And it'll cost you $50k if you want them back. 1.2659 0.03835 173 132 36 5
4147 I cant tonight. I’m house sitting for Little Bo Peep. 1.2659 0.04090 173 135 30 8
4148 I'd rather not meet at my place, I'm a little sheepish. 1.2659 0.04090 173 135 30 8
4149 I'm telling you, this Trump guy is crazy 1.2658 0.04437 158 125 24 9
4150 And they said I'd never make it in the big city. 1.2658 0.04702 158 128 18 12
4151 This is BoPeep. You'll never guess where I found them. 1.2658 0.04345 158 124 26 8
4152 No, Ms. Muffet is not here. She was elected to Congress. 1.2658 0.04251 158 123 28 7
4153 Could you ship a case of Woolite up here, ASAP, please ? 1.2658 0.04251 158 123 28 7
4154 But your ad said that pets are ok. 1.2658 0.04251 158 123 28 7
4155 I know the sheep belong in the meadow, but this is Manhattan! 1.2658 0.04345 158 124 26 8
4156 Hello. Fred’s urban sustainable farm. May I help you? 1.2658 0.04057 158 121 32 5
4157 OK, so I blindfolded them and led them into this Trump Tower room, and you want me to do WHAT? 1.2657 0.04433 143 111 26 6
4158 Doctor Lecter, I haven’t slept for so long even the sheep are tired of jumping. 1.2657 0.04957 143 116 16 11
4159 What can I tell you? The meek shall inherit penthouses too. 1.2657 0.04543 143 112 24 7
4160 Oh, mutton much. Ewe? 1.2657 0.04754 143 114 20 9
4161 Sure, the stock seems to be growing, but at the end of the day it's all over the place. 1.2657 0.04650 143 113 22 8
4162 We're waiting for a callback for a Serta commercial. 1.2657 0.04320 143 110 28 5
4163 Paul Lorde is your shepherd, you shall not want for a better sheep sitting professional. How can I help you today? 1.2657 0.04650 143 113 22 8
4164 12 is good. 13 would just be ridiculous. 1.2656 0.04638 128 99 24 5
4165 Nothing, just watching TV. I can't fall asleep. 1.2656 0.05375 128 105 12 11
4166 Ms. Bo Peep? Yeah, yeah. I got 'em. 1.2655 0.04106 177 139 29 9
4167 Just watching Sean Hannity, you? 1.2654 0.04181 162 126 29 7
4168 Well...I got "Babe" on demand and they don't care. 1.2654 0.04360 162 128 25 9
4169 Can I call you back? 'The Good Shepherd' just came on. 1.2654 0.04181 162 126 29 7
4170 It’s like herding sheep. 1.2654 0.03993 162 124 33 5
4171 We're at the Meadowlands Plaza, 20th floor, room 3D 1.2654 0.04360 162 128 25 9
4172 Im supposed to meet Little Bo Peep here for the night! 1.2653 0.04561 147 116 23 8
4173 Delivery? Ok, a dozen large salads, no dressing. And a bottle of red, and some nachos. Been a day, you know? 1.2653 0.04244 147 113 29 5
4174 You see Joe -I am kinda on the lamb 1.2653 0.04561 147 116 23 8
4175 But it was you who said you wanted to meet everyone involved in making your beautiful coat. 1.2652 0.04793 132 104 21 7
4176 I finally found a great stay-at-home job. 1.2651 0.04287 166 131 26 9
4177 Blah, blah, blah, baa, baa, baa! 1.2651 0.04535 166 134 20 12
4178 I promised them we would watch something that is wild and woolly. 1.2651 0.03932 166 127 34 5
4179 Hey Siri, where's in Central Park is the sheep meadow? 1.2651 0.04113 166 129 30 7
4180 I Herd. 1.2651 0.03932 166 127 34 5
4181 I dunno, Mary -- home schooling ain't all it's cracked up to be. 1.2651 0.04454 166 133 22 11
4182 We're doing great! How're ewe? 1.2649 0.04764 151 122 18 11
4183 Sure it's a little dull, but at least they allow remote working. 1.2649 0.04378 151 118 26 7
4184 Little bo peep I’ve found you’re sheep. 1.2649 0.04477 151 119 24 8
4185 Little Po-Peep Come get your sheep! 1.2649 0.04378 151 118 26 7
4186 Bo? They knew where to find me. 1.2649 0.04275 151 117 28 6
4187 I don't want to call the Meat Wholesaler either, hon, but times are tough and rent is due this week. 1.2649 0.04171 151 116 30 5
4188 Sure, I'm trying to sleep, but I've lost count! 1.2649 0.04477 151 119 24 8
4189 I did tell them the party started at 7:30, yes. 1.2649 0.04275 151 117 28 6
4190 Hey, Little Bo, wassup? 1.2647 0.04379 170 136 23 11
4191 I’ve seriously got to start thinking of getting the flock out of here. 1.2647 0.04134 170 133 29 8
4192 The real estate agent pulled the wool over our eyes. 1.2647 0.04299 170 135 25 10
4193 It's a lot more responsibility, plus I have to take my work home with me. 1.2647 0.04217 170 134 27 9
4194 . You didn’t hear right I never said cheap. 1.2647 0.04299 170 135 25 10
4195 Is this Bo Peep? 1.2647 0.03962 170 131 33 6
4196 Operator, Would you have a number for a Little Bo Peep? 1.2647 0.04457 136 105 26 5
4197 They’re OK, but there was less housework when the dogs did the herding. 1.2645 0.04397 155 122 25 8
4198 Yeah hello, tell Miss Bo Peep I found them. 1.2645 0.04397 155 122 25 8
4199 I'm telling you, the sheep know. They've known all along. 1.2645 0.04492 155 123 23 9
4200 Hey, Bo Peep, I know where you can find them. 1.2645 0.04397 155 122 25 8
4201 Well, Cousin Bo, you should have thought about that before you danced with my Larry. 1.2645 0.04584 155 124 21 10
4202 I don't think the sleep timer function on my new TV is working correctly. 1.2645 0.04397 155 122 25 8
4203 I’d like to speak with Mary please 1.2645 0.05084 121 96 18 7
4204 I'm just watching The Farm Show and I've got to say this new TV does bring the picture to life. 1.2644 0.04229 174 138 26 10
4205 Okay guys zip it. Green Acres is about to start! 1.2644 0.03987 174 135 32 7
4206 No, Bo Peep. I didn’t kidnap them. They just wanted a nicer view of the Park than you could provide. 1.2643 0.04926 140 113 17 10
4207 Forget farming, urban sheep herding is the next big thing. 1.2643 0.05029 140 114 15 11
4208 Bo Peep? I found your phone...yes, it's fine. Don't you want your sheep back too? 1.2643 0.04926 140 113 17 10
4209 Hello, Mary? I've got a whole lot of sheep here. . . 1.2643 0.04489 140 109 25 6
4210 Mary's out having a mani-pedi with the girls. I'm home watching the kids. 1.2643 0.04373 140 108 27 5
4211 Today, we went to the Sheep Meadow in Central Park. Tomorrow, we're going to the Bronx Zoo. 1.2642 0.04501 159 127 22 10
4212 Count me out. 1.2642 0.04228 159 124 28 7
4213 Listen, you are not the first to try to pull the wool over my eyes. 1.2642 0.04133 159 123 30 6
4214 Wolf? Yeah, I really need you this time around. 1.2642 0.04228 159 124 28 7
4215 Yeah, what sort of grass do you have on the menu tonight? 1.2642 0.04412 159 126 24 9
4216 A cheeseburger with fries, a chocolate milkshake and 4 bushels of clover. 1.2639 0.04180 144 110 30 4
4217 We were thrown out of Sheeps Meadow again. 1.2639 0.04621 144 114 22 8
4218 I was about to start herding, but then I started binging 'This is Us." 1.2639 0.04621 144 114 22 8
4219 I am the good shepherd and I know they want the premium package. 1.2639 0.04294 144 111 28 5
4220 Maybe counting them worked, and I'm really asleep. 1.2639 0.04294 144 111 28 5
4221 It's not for you; it's for the ewe. 1.2639 0.04515 144 113 24 7
4222 Look Bo-Peep, it's not my fault they like my apartment better than yours. 1.2639 0.04725 144 115 20 9
4223 We've been outsourced. 1.2638 0.04158 163 127 29 7
4224 I can't seem to find Waldo. 1.2638 0.04066 163 126 31 6
4225 Well,they told to bring farm to the table. 1.2638 0.04591 163 132 19 12
4226 Hello? Daa-aad? 1.2638 0.04066 163 126 31 6
4227 Yeah, this is what you get when there's a leadership vacuum. 1.2638 0.04508 163 131 21 11
4228 Not baaaad. You? 1.2638 0.04248 163 128 27 8
4229 I'll be down in two shakes of a lamb's tail. 1.2638 0.03972 163 125 33 5
4230 Yes, I have rebooted the modem and no, my sheep have not chewed through the cable. 1.2637 0.03870 182 141 34 7
4231 Ten orders of grass, please, for room service. 1.2635 0.04219 148 114 29 5
4232 Yeah, I got a great deal on a sublet in Sheepshead. Family discount. 1.2635 0.04108 148 113 31 4
4233 Bo? can you come over? It’s Boy Blue. 1.2635 0.04431 148 116 25 7
4234 This is not what I expected when you said everything was made of 100% pure wool. 1.2635 0.04634 148 118 21 9
4235 Yeah, they all made it home...now could you come get them! 1.2635 0.04326 148 115 27 6
4236 How fast can you deliver a few pounds of grass? 1.2635 0.04923 148 121 15 12
4237 I already told Bo-Peep, I'll return the sheep when she gives me her Netflix password. 1.2635 0.04431 148 116 25 7
4238 Yes, dear, you shall not want. 1.2635 0.04326 148 115 27 6
4239 It's great, except for the wool comforters. 1.2635 0.04431 148 116 25 7
4240 Yes, yes, more sheep than you can count. I’ll be there at 11 pm. 1.2635 0.04534 148 117 23 8
4241 and to ewe & ewe & ewe 1.2635 0.04326 148 115 27 6
4242 I'll take anything but the lamb. 1.2635 0.04431 148 116 25 7
4243 I got ninety-nine problems, but lack of sheep ain't one. 1.2635 0.04634 148 118 21 9
4244 I'm going to count sheep until the cows come home. 1.2635 0.04219 148 114 29 5
4245 No, Monseigneur. I said that I am a good shepherd not THE Good Shepherd. 1.2635 0.04534 148 117 23 8
4246 So you say Ms. Bo Peep has lost her sheep? 1.2635 0.04534 148 117 23 8
4247 Woolwoorth please... 1.2635 0.04264 167 132 26 9
4248 I just wish I could train them to stay off the couch. 1.2635 0.04179 167 131 28 8
4249 I’ve got another flock calling, can you hold? 1.2635 0.04002 167 129 32 6
4250 Little Bo Peep? 1.2635 0.04590 167 136 18 13
4251 There will be some clean up involved, but I couldn't miss my show. 1.2635 0.04002 167 129 32 6
4252 What do you mean I'm the black sheep of the family? 1.2635 0.04091 167 130 30 7
4253 Can I get same day delivery on that electric fence? 1.2635 0.04348 167 133 24 10
4254 Well now I'm Big Mo Peep! 1.2635 0.04091 167 130 30 7
4255 Sixteen, and this administration is still keeping me up. 1.2632 0.04879 133 106 19 8
4256 I've lost my field and can't tell where to find it. 1.2632 0.04451 152 120 24 8
4257 ​"It is a nice gift but I'm a park ranger not a shepherd." 1.2632 0.04761 133 105 21 7
4258 I don't care what color the sky is, the Weather Channel is telling us to stay put 1.2632 0.04451 152 120 24 8
4259 Ewe wouldn't believe... 1.2632 0.04992 114 89 20 5
4260 What do you mean I wasn’t supposed to count LITERAL sheep?! 1.2632 0.04352 152 119 26 7
4261 I like to think of myself more as a watcher. 1.2632 0.04041 152 116 32 4
4262 Does the hotel have a Lost and Found? 1.2632 0.04112 171 134 29 8
4263 Please blow your horn louder. 1.2632 0.04879 133 106 19 8
4264 I finally fell asleep, woke up this morning, and . . . 1.2632 0.04879 133 106 19 8
4265 It’s much better than the herding cats gig! 1.2632 0.04041 152 116 32 4
4266 What happened to diversity? 1.2632 0.04548 152 121 22 9
4267 Wolf! 1.2629 0.04129 175 138 28 9
4268 Seriously...are you trying to fleece me? 1.2628 0.04179 156 121 29 6
4269 I can't help it. Their contract calls for a mid-morning break. 1.2628 0.04179 156 121 29 6
4270 How many legs do you need? 1.2628 0.04372 156 123 25 8
4271 I am just a random, anonymous fellow checking all animal shelters to see if anyone has brought in a stray sheep. 1.2628 0.04277 156 122 27 7
4272 They want me to turn to the 'Farm Report'. 1.2628 0.04778 137 109 20 8
4273 I’m looking for a housebroken sheepdog. 1.2628 0.04778 137 109 20 8
4274 Just send up an Ambien already. 1.2628 0.04665 137 108 22 7
4275 Hey Bo. I think I found all of your sheep. 1.2628 0.04889 137 110 18 9
4276 I said a few could stay, you must’ve herd differently 1.2626 0.03908 179 139 33 7
4277 Yeh, YouTube has a How-to DIY video on urban herding. 1.2626 0.03827 179 138 35 6
4278 I wanted them to see what city life is like. 1.2626 0.04217 179 143 25 11
4279 What field am I in? Mostly grassy meadows. 1.2625 0.04205 160 125 28 7
4280 Can I have Little Bo Peep's # please? 1.2625 0.04476 160 128 22 10
4281 I mean, it’s, like, how they fell asleep in the olden days...yeah, all ethically sourced man. 1.2625 0.04013 160 123 32 5
4282 Tell Mary she forgot her lambs 1.2625 0.04649 160 130 18 12
4283 Hello, Mary! Please come back ASAP! 1.2625 0.04110 160 124 30 6
4284 I know that stuff is illegal, and why would I order 10 pounds of grass from room service in the first place? 1.2625 0.04388 160 127 24 9
4285 MARY! You said you had only ONE little lamb! 1.2624 0.04346 141 109 27 5
4286 Oh, nothing much. Just doing some pre-knitting. 1.2624 0.04346 141 109 27 5
4287 Nice prank Mark 1.2624 0.04346 141 109 27 5
4288 Yeah and I get to work remotely from home a couple days a week. 1.2624 0.04346 141 109 27 5
4289 It's a sublet. 1.2624 0.04228 141 108 29 4
4290 Hi. Is this tech support for Ali-Baaaa-Baaaa? 1.2623 0.04152 183 146 26 11
4291 Bo Peep, they came home by themselves wagging their tails behind them. 1.2623 0.04079 183 145 28 10
4292 Wolf? This is Shep. Say, does midnight tomorrow look good for you? 1.2623 0.04911 122 96 20 6
4293 I didn't know I was part of the insomnia study 1.2623 0.03852 183 142 34 7
4294 Season's bleatings, friend! 1.2622 0.04044 164 127 31 6
4295 Bo Peep? I think I found something of yours. 1.2622 0.03951 164 126 33 5
4296 Room Service? Send up 12 massaged kale salads, 3 orders of avocado toast and a shepherd’s pie. 1.2622 0.04044 164 127 31 6
4297 Sorry, I can't go. I'm just feeling too sheepish today. 1.2621 0.04379 145 113 26 6
4298 Hello? Is Bo-Peep there? 1.2621 0.04487 145 114 24 7
4299 Hello housekeeping-Thanks for the offer, but we don't need any extra wool blankets! 1.2621 0.04487 145 114 24 7
4300 I won't count you now. I'll count you at bedtime. 1.2621 0.04696 145 116 20 9
4301 Do they prefer Morning Joe or Fox & Friends 1.2621 0.04379 145 113 26 6
4302 Send up a bottle of Mouton Cadet and 16 glasses. 1.2619 0.04157 168 132 28 8
4303 There's a lot of fleecing with this job, Dad. So, no, law school wasn't a total waste of money. 1.2619 0.04242 168 133 26 9
4304 I'm at a friends house....You don't know her....Bo Peep.... 1.2619 0.04070 168 131 30 7
4305 They like the layout but request some updates in the kitchen. 1.2617 0.04405 149 117 25 7
4306 Hi, IT? I’m working from home today, and I’m having trouble accessing the pasture remotely. 1.2617 0.04507 149 118 23 8
4307 Ma'am, I called for Shepherd's pie. I didn't sign up for this. 1.2617 0.03972 149 113 33 3
4308 You want to talk to Ewe?! Ewe who? 1.2617 0.04301 149 116 27 6
4309 They're calling me the Wolf of Wool Street. 1.2617 0.04704 149 120 19 10
4310 I'll have the lamb chops, preferably on a covered plate. 1.2617 0.04507 149 118 23 8
4311 Listen, sweetie, your sheep came home. 1.2617 0.04301 149 116 27 6
4312 Bo-Peep is still in town so they are too hot to fence. 1.2616 0.04411 172 139 21 12
4313 Martha, when will you be here for our sheepover? 1.2616 0.04254 172 137 25 10
4314 I'm keeping it together here. 1.2616 0.04254 172 137 25 10
4315 Place a ten thousand dollar bet on the rams, now. 1.2616 0.04091 172 135 29 8
4316 Are you sure this is where the knitting group is meeting? 1.2615 0.04704 130 102 22 6
4317 I like working from home, but I think it inconveniences my coworkers. 1.2615 0.04704 130 102 22 6
4318 Just hanging out at the apartment binge watching "Breaking Baaahhhhhhdddd." 1.2615 0.04575 130 101 24 5
4319 Where the hell is Heidi. 1.2614 0.04521 153 122 22 9
4320 No, sweetheart, it’s not that I’m bringing work home again: it’s just coming in by itself 1.2614 0.04521 153 122 22 9
4321 Leave us alone, and we might come home — or not. 1.2614 0.04327 153 120 26 7
4322 Yes, we specialize in rooftop gardens. 1.2614 0.04123 153 118 30 5
4323 The sheep are not buying the landscape on TV 1.2614 0.04108 176 139 28 9
4324 They were awake all night in the Sheep Meadow, so we’re here at the Hilton. 1.2614 0.04028 176 138 30 8
4325 Yeah it was cheap. Who knew what came with Sam Shepherd's former apartment? 1.2614 0.03864 176 136 34 6
4326 I am binge shepherding. 1.2612 0.04359 134 103 27 4
4327 I feel tired all the time now. 1.2612 0.04961 134 108 17 9
4328 I feel sheepish, but... 1.2612 0.04846 134 107 19 8
4329 Well now I don't have to imagine them to count 1.2611 0.04440 157 125 23 9
4330 Living in the city, you ever worry about falling into the herd mentality? 1.2611 0.04348 157 124 25 8
4331 Is this room service? Could you please send someone up to count these sheep for me? I'm trying to get to sleep. 1.2611 0.04440 157 125 23 9
4332 Sorry Mate, can't head into work this morning... feeling a bit sheepish 1.2611 0.04348 157 124 25 8
4333 Can you believe it - to help you get to sleep you get to count your own sheep! 1.2611 0.04155 157 122 29 6
4334 We're just out gamboling. 1.2611 0.04155 157 122 29 6
4335 Is this Little Bo Peep? I found them! 1.2611 0.04440 157 125 23 9
4336 The Lord is my shepherd, but my landlord's a pain. 1.2611 0.04155 157 122 29 6
4337 Its just my take on the whole Urban Farming thin 1.2611 0.04348 157 124 25 8
4338 Can’t talk mom, my friends from high school are here 1.2611 0.04621 157 127 19 11
4339 I could change your pillow stuffing while I'm at it." -- Seren Meketa, Berkeley CA (age 9 1.2611 0.04440 157 125 23 9
4340 Getting them all on the elevator was the tricky part 1.2611 0.04155 157 122 29 6
4341 Hello, Google Maps? 1.2611 0.04440 157 125 23 9
4342 Yes and a large serving of shepherd’s pie. 1.2611 0.04531 157 126 21 10
4343 This is flocked up! 1.2611 0.04531 157 126 21 10
4344 I prefer talk to text...call me old fashioned. 1.2611 0.04440 157 125 23 9
4345 Oh...imaginary sheep. 1.2611 0.04531 157 126 21 10
4346 "And now, for our viewers at home: ewe get a car! Ewe get a car! Ewe get a car!" 1.2609 0.04273 161 127 26 8
4347 No Mom, I told you, I've given up shepherding. I'm a better man now. 1.2609 0.04273 161 127 26 8
4348 Tell her they've been found on the seventh floor of the Acme Building. 1.2609 0.03893 161 123 34 4
4349 Mutton. Ewe? 1.2609 0.04635 138 109 22 7
4350 I found a great place on airbaa-n-baa. 1.2609 0.04635 138 109 22 7
4351 Hello 911...? I had trouble sleeping and now.... 1.2609 0.04363 161 128 24 9
4352 Yeah, it's me. Is that ewe? 1.2609 0.04400 138 107 26 5
4353 Ms. Peep? 1.2609 0.04857 138 111 18 9
4354 I was counting sheep when you called, now I'll have to start over. 1.2609 0.04182 161 126 28 7
4355 Crazy, no!. Sheer madness, maybe. 1.2609 0.04273 161 127 26 8
4356 You won't believe this, but we spotted Cybil Shepherd AND Harry Shearer. 1.2609 0.04363 161 128 24 9
4357 I've tried leaving them alone but they're not going home. Tell Bo-Peep to get her tail over here. 1.2609 0.04182 161 126 28 7
4358 I'm gonna wrap it up here in a second, I'm getting tired. 1.2606 0.04023 165 128 31 6
4359 They watch what I watch. 1.2606 0.04654 142 113 21 8
4360 Me? I've just been sitting here and woolgathering all afternoon. 1.2606 0.04320 142 110 27 5
4361 Mary you were right. I took a nap, and they all came back. 1.2606 0.04545 142 112 23 7
4362 Sorry, but I'm busy at the moment. I have a few colleagues over from work. 1.2606 0.04863 142 115 17 10
4363 Hello, Mary? You won't believe... 1.2606 0.04760 142 114 19 9
4364 Well, I guess the only downside is syphilis. 1.2606 0.05065 142 117 13 12
4365 The party was going pretty well until we ran out of grass. 1.2606 0.04545 142 112 23 7
4366 Gah, you know I'd love to go out, but I had to bring work home with me. 1.2606 0.04434 142 111 25 6
4367 Ewes all be quite, the Rams are about to take the field 1.2606 0.04760 142 114 19 9
4368 Now look here, I demand to speak to the Manager. I was unaware of this hotel’s ‘No Dog’ policy until my arrival...and it really is quite inconvenient for me” 1.2604 0.04135 169 133 28 8
4369 I was just trying to sleep. 1.2604 0.04049 169 132 30 7
4370 Blackie's on Fox - they won't watch. 1.2603 0.04565 146 116 22 8
4371 So far I'd have to say this "Wolf of Wall Street" character is overrated. 1.2603 0.04243 146 113 28 5
4372 Looks like the flock market is dropping - let's sell. 1.2603 0.04353 146 114 26 6
4373 Hang on -- the kids want to say "Hi" to ewe. 1.2603 0.04353 146 114 26 6
4374 Where is the black sheep? 1.2603 0.04460 146 115 24 7
4375 I'll admit it...there are easier ways to get a country feeling at home. 1.2603 0.04243 146 113 28 5
4376 I shouldn't have had that after dinner coffee 1.2603 0.04130 146 112 30 4
4377 Count sheep" you said.. 1.2603 0.04014 146 111 32 3
4378 Not for nothin', but it was your weekend with these guys. 1.2603 0.04565 146 116 22 8
4379 One pie and 30 pounds of silage. 1.2600 0.04676 150 121 19 10
4380 the cable company is fleecing me 1.2600 0.04579 150 120 21 9
4381 Hello, Costume City? I said leopard! Not shepherd! 1.2600 0.04579 150 120 21 9
4382 I'm going to work from home today. 1.2600 0.04379 150 118 25 7
4383 The downstairs neighbors really know how to pen a passive-aggressive note. 1.2600 0.04379 150 118 25 7
4384 Just enough to cure my insomnia!" 1.2600 0.04276 150 117 27 6
4385 We’re going to be in the living Nativity show here at Trump Tower. 1.2600 0.04676 150 121 19 10
4386 When we go to the bar, they always get carded. 1.2600 0.04480 150 119 23 8
4387 Yes, one dozen garden salads and I am expecting Little Bo Peep." 1.2600 0.04379 150 118 25 7
4388 I’ve herded up the whole gang. We’re watching Dances With Wolves. 1.2598 0.04771 127 100 21 6
4389 It's Little Bo Peep. I've lost my lease. 1.2597 0.04680 154 125 18 11
4390 Mom, it's time to change the batteries! I said to tell my staff that I need 12 hours of SLEEP! 1.2597 0.04400 154 122 24 8
4391 I'd like a large, thin crust shepherd's pie. 1.2597 0.04302 154 121 26 7
4392 Can't we just stay in and binge-watch something for once? 1.2597 0.04495 154 123 22 9
4393 I need three bales of very fresh clover. You deliver, right? 1.2597 0.04202 154 120 28 6
4394 Here in the garment district, I thought things might go from baa to worsted." 1.2597 0.04400 154 122 24 8
4395 I'm at a party for people who think New Yorker cartoons are still funny, what are you up to?" 1.2597 0.04495 154 123 22 9
4396 No, No, they want to come home. It's me who wants to stay 1.2595 0.05035 131 106 16 9
4397 Feed the dogs for me, I’m working from home today. 1.2595 0.04414 131 101 26 4
4398 These edibles you gave me ain't shi — oh, wait, hold on, hold on, whoa. I take it back, dude. 1.2595 0.04323 158 125 25 8
4399 Just tell Bo Peep everything is under control. 1.2595 0.04506 158 127 21 10
4400 I am NOT crying wolf. 1.2595 0.04506 158 127 21 10
4401 Hey Bo, I found your sheep 1.2595 0.04323 158 125 25 8
4402 They help me sleep. 1.2595 0.04229 158 124 27 7
4403 It sure beats walking dogs for a living. 1.2595 0.04415 158 126 23 9
4404 The ad said “condo sitter, bring a crook.” 1.2595 0.04132 158 123 29 6
4405 Yes, ma'am, it did say 'no pets,' but it said nothing about not having any livestock in the apartment. 1.2595 0.03737 185 143 36 6
4406 They follow me everywhere. 1.2593 0.04331 135 104 27 4
4407 Counting them makes me sleepy. 1.2593 0.04159 162 127 28 7
4408 That's right. The apartment has two bedrooms, one bath and a pen. 1.2593 0.04456 135 105 25 5
4409 How many? Hmm......let me see. 1.2593 0.04928 135 109 17 9
4410 I’m working under cover to catch the Wolf of Wallstreet 1.2593 0.04159 162 127 28 7
4411 They needed a vacation from the dogs. 1.2590 0.04002 166 129 31 6
4412 My Dear Miss Bo Peep… I have found your lost sheep… They run and they leap over fences quite high… Over hedges, they fly… Tho, for me, slow to slumber, takes a much greater number of sheep after sheep jumping free and, my God, over gate and façade… 1.2590 0.04092 166 130 29 7
4413 Tell L’il Bo Peep her sheep have come home. 1.2590 0.04180 166 131 27 8
4414 What's the line on the Rams? 1.2590 0.04351 166 133 23 10
4415 I was up all night. Please have the farmacy increase my dosage. 1.2590 0.04180 166 131 27 8
4416 Oh, nothing much, just some binge-sheeping. You? 1.2590 0.04092 166 130 29 7
4417 Yes sir, all the sleeping aids spilled out of the bottle. 1.2590 0.04351 166 133 23 10
4418 Hello, Mr. Peep? Could you let Bo know that this working from home thing is not all it is cracked up to be. 1.2590 0.04002 166 129 31 6
4419 She got the decorating idea from Bed Baaath and Beyond. 1.2590 0.04180 166 131 27 8
4420 What do you mean I sound sheepish? 1.2590 0.04717 139 111 20 8
4421 I told Farmer Jimmy that ewe all should come over. 1.2590 0.04826 139 112 18 9
4422 I hope the super didnt spot us in the elevator 1.2590 0.04252 139 107 28 4
4423 Sure. I can bring a pie. 1.2590 0.04605 139 110 22 7
4424 Seriously,it’s like herding sheep around here! Can’t get a thing done. 1.2590 0.04373 139 108 26 5
4425 Hello, I'm trying to reach a Miss Little Bo Peep... 1.2590 0.04826 139 112 18 9
4426 We usually take the A to 59th and walk up to Sheep Meadow on Sundays. 1.2590 0.04826 139 112 18 9
4427 Amazon? Mary here. There seems to be an issue with my recent lamb order. Yes, I realize there was a "cheaper by the dozen" special... 1.2588 0.04028 170 133 30 7
4428 Of COURSE I left them alone!! Now what? 1.2588 0.04197 170 135 26 9
4429 Just Waiting for the arrival of the black sheep. 1.2588 0.04279 170 136 24 10
4430 I told you to wait until I’m ready to fall asleep! 1.2587 0.04517 143 113 23 7
4431 Yes, that's correct. apartment U. 1.2587 0.04177 143 110 29 4
4432 I can’t count ‘em again, I need my sleep! 1.2587 0.04293 143 111 27 5
4433 Well, counting them just wasn't working for me. 1.2587 0.04406 143 112 25 6
4434 I know, I know, but I'm not a herder! 1.2587 0.04057 143 109 31 3
4435 The 'Air Baa n B' looks nothing like the pictures online 1.2586 0.04289 174 140 23 11
4436 Layoffs are tough in this economy. 1.2586 0.05066 116 92 18 6
4437 My boyfriend hates it when I work from home. 1.2585 0.04327 147 115 26 6
4438 Hello, is this Bo Peep? Have you misplaced some sheep lately? 1.2585 0.04433 147 116 24 7
4439 Mom, I’ve been counting for hours and I’m not even drowsy. 1.2585 0.04638 147 118 20 9
4440 Maybe this wasn’t quite what I was looking for when I left Wall Street. 1.2585 0.04327 147 115 26 6
4441 kids, watch, this is what pasture used to look like 1.2585 0.04218 147 114 28 5
4442 They won’t go to sheep. 1.2584 0.04144 178 142 26 10
4443 They heard me say, “Staff meeting!” 1.2583 0.04251 151 118 27 6
4444 Bo Peep?? Yeah, They’re here watching Fox News again.” 1.2583 0.04353 151 119 25 7
4445 Before airbnb, I couldn’t afford to bring the whole flock. 1.2583 0.04038 151 116 31 4
4446 No. I haven't heard that the lambs are missing. 1.2583 0.04454 151 120 23 8
4447 When she said her name was BaaBaaAnne, I naturally thought her parents were Beach Boys fans... 1.2583 0.04146 151 117 29 5
4448 Yes Little, not just your crook was left here! 1.2583 0.04552 151 121 21 9
4449 I told my doctor, sleeping pills give me hallucinations. 1.2583 0.04353 151 119 25 7
4450 Mom - I am not giving up my rent-controlled apartment 1.2583 0.04038 151 116 31 4
4451 Do you have wheat grass? 1.2583 0.04552 151 121 21 9
4452 I called the Yale Club and said we're poor little lambs who have lost our way. 1.2583 0.04251 151 118 27 6
4453 No, Gwen, they don't allow dogs. 1.2583 0.04146 151 117 29 5
4454 Donald Trumps and his followers. 1.2583 0.04834 151 124 15 12
4455 Yes, babe, I got use a themed room just like you wanted. 1.2583 0.04552 151 121 21 9
4456 How am I going to explain this to our Airbnb host?! 1.2583 0.04552 151 121 21 9
4457 No - the crook is just fine, but I misread the free sheepping part 1.2583 0.04454 151 120 23 8
4458 I need some city dogs that trust their natural herding instincts. 1.2581 0.04469 155 124 22 9
4459 Well, they're home. But they're not wagging their tails behind them. 1.2581 0.04374 155 123 24 8
4460 They don't disappear if they can't make you sleep. 1.2579 0.04299 159 126 25 8
4461 Little Bo Beep Detective Service.... 1.2579 0.04299 159 126 25 8
4462 Hi Mary - I know we just started dating, but you gave me the impression that I was babysitting one lamb... 1.2579 0.04299 159 126 25 8
4463 Little Bo-Peep quit. I'm in charge now. 1.2579 0.03911 159 122 33 4
4464 I said, 'stock', you fool. Why would I ask my broker for a flock? 1.2579 0.04110 159 124 29 6
4465 I've counted them but still can't get to sleep. 1.2577 0.04044 163 127 30 6
4466 Hello? Dolly? 1.2577 0.04136 163 128 28 7
4467 I know you mean well, Doctor, but I'm getting tired of these allergy tests. 1.2577 0.04227 163 129 26 8
4468 Well this is frustrating. I paid the pet deposit. 1.2577 0.04044 163 127 30 6
4469 'Who's this? No, I'm not Sam Shepherd.' 1.2576 0.04641 132 104 22 6
4470 Room service? Could you make that a ten pound house salad, light on the croutons? 1.2576 0.04515 132 103 24 5
4471 Trust me,the grass will eventually be greener on this side of the fence. 1.2575 0.04244 167 133 25 9
4472 Sure Bo, they're all here with me. Why? 1.2575 0.04070 167 131 29 7
4473 Doc, I didn’t think you prescribing a cane would come with any side effects. 1.2575 0.04244 167 133 25 9
4474 It's just that, I moved to this city thinking there would be more work... 1.2575 0.04070 167 131 29 7
4475 It seems in addition to a good Samaritan law there's also a good shepherd one as well." 1.2575 0.03981 167 130 31 6
4476 You can stop complaining about not being able to sleep. I finally found them. 1.2574 0.04782 136 109 19 8
4477 Hello, Bo Peep?...well, I found them. Now they’re hooked on “Animal Planet”, and won’t leave! 1.2574 0.04667 136 108 21 7
4478 No, the carbon dioxide emissions are the least of my worries. 1.2573 0.03920 171 133 32 6
4479 Waiting for the trade war to end, and you 1.2573 0.04092 171 135 28 8
4480 Hello, Bo Peep? Good news, I found them! 1.2571 0.04576 140 111 22 7
4481 Yeah Bo? You won't believe what I found. 1.2571 0.04267 175 141 23 11
4482 Bad news all around. The roof-top pasture is closed. 1.2571 0.03863 175 136 33 6
4483 Hi, you've called 1300-Ewe've-got-a -problem, how can we help? 1.2571 0.04462 140 110 24 6
4484 And just where does one apply for a shepherd's license in this town? 1.2571 0.04462 140 110 24 6
4485 This is David conferencing in. I'm working from home today. 1.2571 0.03947 175 137 31 7
4486 Not to worry, Bo Peep. They're with me. 1.2571 0.04576 140 111 22 7
4487 Hi Bo Peep, guess who showed up at my apartment! 1.2570 0.04124 179 143 26 10
4488 My therapist recommended counting sheep to help me fall asleep, but it doesn't seem to be working... 1.2570 0.03724 179 138 36 5
4489 A sheep meadow off west 67th? Who knew? 1.2569 0.04489 144 114 23 7
4490 Evidently,no one has heard of service sheep flocks. 1.2569 0.04379 144 113 25 6
4491 Mary: "Can you hear me now? I hear ewes..." 1.2569 0.04267 144 112 27 5
4492 C'mon over, Bo, the Rams game is on! 1.2569 0.04379 144 113 25 6
4493 Netflix an' chillin'. You? 1.2569 0.04596 144 115 21 8
4494 Hi operator, I'm looking for a Miss Little Bo-Peep. 1.2569 0.04379 144 113 25 6
4495 Yes, "within walking distance to Sheep Meadow" is a must. 1.2569 0.04379 144 113 25 6
4496 It is nice to visit the city once in a while to take a break. 1.2569 0.04033 144 110 31 3
4497 Sorry, you got me at my home office. 1.2569 0.04267 144 112 27 5
4498 I’m staying in this evening, I brought work home and thought I’d just order a pizza. 1.2569 0.04267 144 112 27 5
4499 I've brought them down from the penthouse for the winter. 1.2569 0.04379 144 113 25 6
4500 Yeah, hi Amazon, my grass hasn't been delivered yet. 1.2569 0.04152 144 111 29 4
4501 Everybody gets wool socks this Christmas. 1.2568 0.04193 148 115 28 5
4502 I'm afraid you can only have one support animal on the flight to Jerusalem. 1.2568 0.04193 148 115 28 5
4503 Not B-ah-ah-ah-ad. You? 1.2568 0.04301 148 116 26 6
4504 They were buy 1, herd 2 free. I couldn’t resist. 1.2566 0.04428 152 121 23 8
4505 They're here. Now what? 1.2566 0.04328 152 120 25 7
4506 I got it on Air Baa-n-Baa 1.2566 0.04525 152 122 21 9
4507 Yeah, they kicked us out of the park again. 1.2566 0.04226 152 119 27 6
4508 The flock agrees--this hotel has great creature comforts. 1.2566 0.04122 152 118 29 5
4509 I did. I did try counting sheep. No. It didn't work. Thank you though. 1.2566 0.04122 152 118 29 5
4510 Wanna have a sheepover? 1.2566 0.04328 152 120 25 7
4511 They keep the panhandlers away. 1.2566 0.04328 152 120 25 7
4512 And how much for each additional cot? 1.2566 0.04525 152 122 21 9
4513 The free WiFi is great, but the work-life balance has got a bit blurred 1.2566 0.04525 152 122 21 9
4514 Ewe all need to leave now. 1.2566 0.04428 152 121 23 8
4515 Lately when the news comes on, it doesn't matter how many sheep there are, I still can't seem to fall asleep. 1.2566 0.04525 152 122 21 9
4516 As it turns out, it is better to have a yard with some grass. 1.2566 0.04428 152 121 23 8
4517 No, honey...I'm sick to death of YEWS, not youse! 1.2564 0.04444 156 125 22 9
4518 They only allow one pet per room. I registered them as one flock. 1.2564 0.04444 156 125 22 9
4519 I was up all night counting sheep again. 1.2564 0.04444 156 125 22 9
4520 Where are ewe? 1.2564 0.04444 156 125 22 9
4521 I don’t know doc, I’m feeling... sheepish 1.2564 0.04349 156 124 24 8
4522 I'm not so sure about this telecommuting thing. 1.2564 0.04253 156 123 26 7
4523 Little Bo Peep I have found your sheep. 1.2564 0.04444 156 125 22 9
4524 I’m going to have to go back to Craig’s List, my Airbnb rating is really low. 1.2563 0.04275 160 127 25 8
4525 Can I get a small pepperoni, mushroom and cheese and a bushel basket of grass clippings with a side of dandelions? 1.2563 0.04087 160 125 29 6
4526 All they'll eat now is Japanese fusion. 1.2563 0.04182 160 126 27 7
4527 Hey Bo? I think you forgot your Peeps this morning! 1.2563 0.04182 160 126 27 7
4528 They are okay but it just got too cold out there. 1.2563 0.04543 160 130 19 11
4529 Under this arrangement, the good news is I don't need a sheep dog. 1.2563 0.03990 160 124 31 5
4530 Wine and cheese? Five-ish? Sheep Meadow? I'm in. 1.2561 0.04204 164 130 26 8
4531 You’re right, a wool rug matches the drapes perfectly. 1.2561 0.04114 164 129 28 7
4532 Bopeep?.... Yeah, I found your sheep.” 1.2561 0.04204 164 130 26 8
4533 The city's nice but my day hasn't changed much. 1.2561 0.04204 164 130 26 8
4534 Seriously, I don't give a flock. 1.2560 0.04136 168 133 27 8
4535 Hello, yes, I'll have twelve of the Irish Forb, seven Scottish Clover, two Dutch Grass, please, and a pie. 1.2560 0.04221 168 134 25 9
4536 I don't get it, Marv: I was just browsing the ads for the nearby Christmas tree lots, hit the tab for "get flocked now" and then all of a sudden the room was full of them! 1.2560 0.04221 168 134 25 9
4537 ...that's right, pepperoni and mushrooms. Also, do you have sod? 1.2558 0.04832 129 103 19 7
4538 I feel a little sheepish about eating lamb. 1.2558 0.04071 172 136 28 8
4539 Who me? You know, same old flocking thing. 1.2558 0.04071 172 136 28 8
4540 I think they're pulling their wool over my eyes! 1.2557 0.04168 176 141 25 10
4541 But doc, how can I sleep when they never make it over the fence? 1.2556 0.04851 133 107 18 8
4542 That's right, a dozen red truckers caps and a bale of hay. 1.2555 0.04637 137 109 21 7
4543 Yeah, city shepherding is a lot easier. 1.2555 0.04637 137 109 21 7
4544 Other than "walking the sheep" three times a day, it's working out fine. 1.2555 0.04520 137 108 23 6
4545 Just calling to talk about those I owe ewes. 1.2555 0.04520 137 108 23 6
4546 When I called down to room service I didn’t realize that the word ‘sheep’ could mean either singular or plural. 1.2555 0.04399 137 107 25 5
4547 Shepherding vertically is easier than I thought it would be. 1.2553 0.04764 141 114 18 9
4548 I'm not so sure about this urban shepherd bit. I'd really rather if he would "maketh me lie down in green pastures and leadeth me beside still waters." 1.2553 0.04547 141 112 22 7
4549 The grass is tough but otherwise this place is great. 1.2553 0.04434 141 111 24 6
4550 Yeah, but did you know dogs aren't allowed in the elevators? 1.2553 0.04547 141 112 22 7
4551 It happens more often than you'd think. 1.2553 0.04547 141 112 22 7
4552 We're in the city,hiding out. Why? 1.2552 0.04241 145 113 27 5
4553 Yes, this is Lambda, Lambda, Lambda. Who's calling? 1.2552 0.04567 145 116 21 8
4554 Where's little boy blue? Tell him to blow his horn..These sheep are getting too comfortable. 1.2552 0.04461 145 115 23 7
4555 Hello? Skip the Dishes? ...I’d like to order the shepherd’s pie please... 1.2552 0.04567 145 116 21 8
4556 We just got to the Airbnb.” 1.2552 0.04461 145 115 23 7
4557 None of them brought dip. 1.2552 0.04567 145 116 21 8
4558 You said “Take a left at bend in the creek?” What I heard was, “Take the elevator up to the penthouse suite.” 1.2552 0.04461 145 115 23 7
4559 Yes, she's black and covered with wool. 1.2550 0.03944 149 114 32 3
4560 "I'm sleeping fine dear, but you sure I needed to bring live ones?" 1.2550 0.04380 149 118 24 7
4561 These new age pillows are annoying. 1.2550 0.04483 149 119 22 8
4562 But where is the boy who looks after the sheep? He's here in your living room, watching VEEP. 1.2550 0.04380 149 118 24 7
4563 It’s just different when the wolves are sent by corporate. 1.2550 0.04058 149 115 30 4
4564 I'll call ya back; I'm watching 'Silence of the Lambs' in VR. 1.2550 0.04583 149 120 20 9
4565 We’re having mutton 1.2550 0.04583 149 120 20 9
4566 I’ve counted three times, nothing is happening! 1.2550 0.04168 149 116 28 5
4567 I've been fleeced! 1.2550 0.04680 149 121 18 10
4568 You can look now kids, the Border Collies are gone. 1.2550 0.04583 149 120 20 9
4569 Sheep temps, how can I help you? 1.2550 0.04380 149 118 24 7
4570 Hmm. I feel like Tippi Hedren in the phone booth. 1.2549 0.03992 153 118 31 4
4571 I specifically asked for a hill facing room. 1.2549 0.04303 153 121 25 7
4572 Every seven days I rest. Doesn't make me a bad shepherd. 1.2549 0.04402 153 122 23 8
4573 Yeah, we all got checked in fine, but there's only basic cable TV. I think they're bored, and this could turn ugly. 1.2549 0.04202 153 120 27 6
4574 Peep, I got something of yours here. 1.2549 0.04402 153 122 23 8
4575 Yah, this Airbnb does have a good view. 1.2549 0.04303 153 121 25 7
4576 Thou hast reached Jedediah on his working vacation. 1.2549 0.04202 153 120 27 6
4577 I never have a problem getting to sleep. 1.2549 0.04098 153 119 29 5
4578 What ? I counted you guys last night! 1.2549 0.04303 153 121 25 7
4579 Thanks! I was having a hard time getting to sleep. 1.2549 0.04593 153 124 19 10
4580 If that kid cries wolf again, he's covering the hotel. 1.2549 0.04402 153 122 23 8
4581 I don't mind the job, but this apartment's too small. 1.2549 0.04402 153 122 23 8
4582 Hello Bo Peep? Problem solved. 1.2549 0.04202 153 120 27 6
4583 The sharing economy does make the job easier. 1.2548 0.04229 157 124 26 7
4584 How was I supposed to know they'd follow me home? 1.2548 0.03929 157 121 32 4
4585 Bo? Yeah, they’re here! I told them I can get a group discount to ‘The Lion King’ but they didn’t seem interested. 1.2548 0.04418 157 126 22 9
4586 They refuse to leave the apartment until I kill the Wall Street wolf. 1.2548 0.04418 157 126 22 9
4587 I only asked for an extra blanket 1.2548 0.04132 157 123 28 6
4588 Hello". "Is this here Netflix?" "Me and my family would like to see Silence of the Lambs. 1.2548 0.04510 157 127 20 10
4589 We're watching that U.K. sheep dog show...it isn't as easy as they make it look. 1.2548 0.04418 157 126 22 9
4590 The doctor told me to count sheep when I have trouble sleeping. 1.2548 0.04325 157 125 24 8
4591 Yeah. The situation stinks. And I’m losing sleep about it. 1.2547 0.04159 161 127 27 7
4592 It’s for ewe...and ewe...and ewe and ewe and ewe. 1.2547 0.04342 161 129 23 9
4593 The pasture was full, but we got an AirBaa-n'-Baa on the Lower Lea Side. 1.2547 0.04159 161 127 27 7
4594 I didn't know that GPS stood for "Get Plenty of Sheep" 1.2547 0.04342 161 129 23 9
4595 Talk to you later, I gotta get the flock out of here. 1.2547 0.04430 161 130 21 10
4596 Yes, I’m holding for a BoPeep 1.2547 0.04251 161 128 25 8
4597 ...and after all I've done, I still can't go to sleep. 1.2545 0.04181 165 131 26 8
4598 No, I’m into unpasteurized sheep milk now. 1.2545 0.04181 165 131 26 8
4599 Mom, we love living in the city. 1.2545 0.04092 165 130 28 7
4600 They've got to think outside the meadow 1.2545 0.04092 165 130 28 7
4601 WORKING, AND YOU? 1.2545 0.04092 165 130 28 7
4602 Room service, has New York legalized grass? 1.2545 0.04092 165 130 28 7
4603 It's only a movie and Anthony Hopkins doesn't even touch any lambs." 1.2544 0.04114 169 134 27 8
4604 I don't know how many, but they keep me awake at night. 1.2544 0.04364 169 137 21 11
4605 Hello, I'm calling for a ewe-ber. 1.2544 0.04199 169 135 25 9
4606 Yes, an elevator building that allows pets — a fourth-floor walkup loses its charm after a while. 1.2544 0.03939 169 132 31 6
4607 OK, I've got my side hustle on. Now what? 1.2544 0.03939 169 132 31 6
4608 Yes, they know how to use the elevator! 1.2544 0.04364 169 137 21 11
4609 Please tell Ms. Bopeep I have found her sheep. 1.2544 0.04028 169 133 29 7
4610 No pets are allowed, but I pulled the wool over their eyes. 1.2543 0.04132 173 138 26 9
4611 Yeah, they're home, wagging their fucking tails. I told you not to leave them alone! 1.2543 0.04132 173 138 26 9
4612 It was cold. 1.2542 0.04146 177 142 25 10
4613 Hi. I just saw your ad for 1-800-GOT-WOOL... 1.2542 0.04146 177 142 25 10
4614 Hi, is bo peep there? Yeah, I think I found your sheep. 1.2538 0.04922 130 105 17 8
4615 No, Bo Peep is not here but everyone else is ! 1.2538 0.04673 130 103 21 6
4616 Hello Acme Cloning, I’m calling about Dolly, the sheep I purchased a while ago… 1.2538 0.04799 130 104 19 7
4617 I'm not worrying about beastilality, I'm a Repulican and it doesn't matter what I do, they'll vote for me. 1.2537 0.04933 134 109 16 9
4618 the sheep are not happy 1.2537 0.04579 134 106 22 6
4619 Yeah, I'm working from home today. The news was stressing them out so now we're binge-watching "Breaking Baaa-aahhd." 1.2537 0.04700 134 107 20 7
4620 Hello. Little BoPeep? Uh...just wondering if you lost something. 1.2536 0.04939 138 113 15 10
4621 Nothing on TV interests them. 1.2536 0.04122 138 106 29 3
4622 I thought they'd be stuffed! 1.2536 0.04607 138 110 21 7
4623 Hey so small problem....I can’t connect to the WiFi. 1.2536 0.04607 138 110 21 7
4624 The biggest challenge so far has been what to order in for dinner. 1.2536 0.04371 138 108 25 5
4625 I'm waiting 'till the cows come home. 1.2535 0.04838 142 116 16 10
4626 You all belong down the hall at the sleep clinic. 1.2535 0.04627 142 114 20 8
4627 Found the sheep. Lost the Wifi connection. 1.2535 0.04734 142 115 18 9
4628 All I said was baa humbug. 1.2535 0.04627 142 114 20 8
4629 I have a date with Little Bo Peep. 1.2535 0.04734 142 115 18 9
4630 They want to know if the Whiffenpoof Song is in the key of B flat. 1.2535 0.04291 142 111 26 5
4631 You said if I order now I can get free sheeping and handling. 1.2535 0.04518 142 113 22 7
4632 Still not sleepy. Any other suggestions? 1.2534 0.04216 146 114 27 5
4633 Do you really expect me to leave these 99 here to go get the lost one? 1.2534 0.04539 146 117 21 8
4634 And do each of those come with side salads? 1.2534 0.04434 146 116 23 7
4635 Yeah, I'm watching the informational film now. You know what? I think I'm doing it all wrong". 1.2534 0.04434 146 116 23 7
4636 Yeah Hi. Room 417. Can I get 12 milking buckets? Okay great, the sooner the better. And I can't find "Babe" on the the Netflix channel. 1.2534 0.04539 146 117 21 8
4637 Wait! So if I hit Input 3, they'll start jumping? And then do I count backwards or forwards to get to sleep? 1.2534 0.04434 146 116 23 7
4638 Honey, I'm telling you, it's just National Geographic Wild in the background! 1.2533 0.04144 150 117 28 5
4639 Yeah, my neighbors have a problem with the gig economy. 1.2533 0.04456 150 120 22 8
4640 Well, we like Manhattan& love Central Park. 1.2533 0.04144 150 117 28 5
4641 Bo Peep? Hi... I found your sheep. 1.2533 0.04747 150 123 16 11
4642 Animal Planet is so HD. 1.2533 0.04354 150 119 24 7
4643 I'm okay with it, but the herd itself is very disappointed with the Airbnb 1.2533 0.04555 150 121 20 9
4644 Hello, 1-800-SHEEP? I've got a problem. 1.2533 0.04250 150 118 26 6
4645 Actually, not as awkwardly uncomfortable as you might think. 1.2533 0.04354 150 119 24 7
4646 So I think I’ll call it AirBnBo Peep. 1.2533 0.04354 150 119 24 7
4647 Like Handel said, "There were shepherds abiding in the rent-controlled flats, keeping watch over their flocks by sight." 1.2532 0.04566 154 125 19 10
4648 Yes, I have them with me, but where am I? 1.2532 0.04472 154 124 21 9
4649 Didn't you hear? This season, wool is in. 1.2532 0.04075 154 120 29 5
4650 I don’t know man. I think Mary is getting suspicious. 1.2532 0.04472 154 124 21 9
4651 She said she wouldn’t go out with me, too sheepish. 1.2532 0.04178 154 121 27 6
4652 Mary, does this call mean you are not coming home for dinner? 1.2532 0.04278 154 122 25 7
4653 From Farm to Fork, using "Just In Time" inventory management. 1.2532 0.04278 154 122 25 7
4654 I won’t be home for the holidays. I’m on the lamb. 1.2532 0.04178 154 121 27 6
4655 Who are ewe calling? 1.2532 0.04376 154 123 23 8
4656 THEY ARE EVANGELICALS THERE ARE NO BLACK SHEEP 1.2532 0.04566 154 125 19 10
4657 It's different. Not good-different or bad-different, just different. 1.2532 0.03969 154 119 31 4
4658 Listen, I'll get baaa-ck to you. I'm a little tied up now. 1.2532 0.04278 154 122 25 7
4659 It's another rerun, but who's counting? 1.2532 0.04472 154 124 21 9
4660 Well I only count ninety-nine, and the last one has his location turned off 1.2532 0.04484 158 128 20 10
4661 You said "buy sheep and sell deer". Now what? 1.2532 0.04300 158 126 24 8
4662 I'd like to order the sheepdog channel. 1.2532 0.04109 158 124 28 6
4663 Li'l Bo Beep is taking a gap year. 1.2532 0.04300 158 126 24 8
4664 Send up twenty four bales of your best alfalfa. 1.2532 0.04206 158 125 26 7
4665 We'll be the most urban outfitters. 1.2532 0.04109 158 124 28 6
4666 Jacob, this place is perfect! I found it on AirBnBleat. 1.2532 0.04109 158 124 28 6
4667 Honey, they're lambasting me. 1.2532 0.04393 158 127 22 9
4668 In the organic aisle, can you pick up 50 pounds of grass? 1.2532 0.04109 158 124 28 6
4669 Anyone can shepherd sheep. It's right on YouTube! 1.2532 0.04009 158 123 30 5
4670 My insurance company wants pre requisite therapy before they approve my Ambien prescription. 1.2532 0.04206 158 125 26 7
4671 The vacation rental brochure said it had a great view, but I think I've been fleeced. 1.2532 0.04206 158 125 26 7
4672 Sorry, I'm feeling a little sheepish today. 1.2531 0.04228 162 129 25 8
4673 The cable reception’s baaaaaaaaaadd. 1.2531 0.04318 162 130 23 9
4674 Enh, mutton much. 1.2531 0.04228 162 129 25 8
4675 But you said this would help me sleep. 1.2531 0.04043 162 127 29 6
4676 Tell Bo-Peep she left them in her Manhattan loft again. 1.2531 0.04043 162 127 29 6
4677 Yes, is this the residence of a Ms.Little Bo Peep? 1.2531 0.04043 162 127 29 6
4678 Hello, Sheep Anonymous? 1.2530 0.04070 166 131 28 7
4679 Counting them isn't working. 1.2530 0.03979 166 130 30 6
4680 Counting sheep with real sheep just isn't the same... 1.2530 0.03887 166 129 32 5
4681 I don't care if the sleeping pills aren't good for me, this is absolutely ridiculous! 1.2530 0.04159 166 132 26 8
4682 Doctor, I think sleeping pills work a bit better 1.2529 0.04177 170 136 25 9
4683 So, once I learned how lamb chops were made... 1.2529 0.04093 170 135 27 8
4684 Once I counted all of you, thought you would just move on with your lives. 1.2529 0.04007 170 134 29 7
4685 The black sheep is on EweTube. 1.2529 0.04177 170 136 25 9
4686 Is this the Howard Stern show? 1.2529 0.04029 174 138 28 8
4687 No, it’s spelled B...E...A...U. 1.2529 0.04191 174 140 24 10
4688 The Democrats are here. Now we need to meet our candidate and be told our views on all the topics. 1.2529 0.04029 174 138 28 8
4689 Yep, all good in the virtual meadow. Cows in the virtual corn? 1.2526 0.03727 190 149 34 7
4690 I mean, the pet deposit kills me, but it’s so much easier on the feet. 1.2519 0.04245 131 101 27 3
4691 Well Mary, maybe YOU can still manage in just a studio apartment, but I definitely can't. 1.2519 0.04549 135 107 22 6
4692 Yeah, I finished early today. Wanna grab pizza later? 1.2519 0.04426 135 106 24 5
4693 May I speak to Bo Peep? 1.2518 0.04462 139 110 23 6
4694 I know you're excited for Christmas, but this Twelve Days of Thanksgiving thing is getting a little out of control... 1.2518 0.04690 139 112 19 8
4695 I never found the Meadowlands, not that I mind. 1.2517 0.04265 143 112 26 5
4696 Well, gentrification is really boxing me in. 1.2517 0.04379 143 113 24 6
4697 I got 99 problems, but ewe ain't one 1.2517 0.04490 143 114 22 7
4698 I'm still herding them, they just seemed to need a change of pace 1.2517 0.04490 143 114 22 7
4699 Can you send up someone who can shear and deliver wool to the little boy who lives down the lane? 1.2517 0.04265 143 112 26 5
4700 The Doorman fleeced me to get them up here. 1.2517 0.04190 147 115 27 5
4701 Yes, I'm having an issue with the pay-per-ewe. 1.2517 0.04407 147 117 23 7
4702 Tell Little Bo Peep I know where she can find them. 1.2517 0.04190 147 115 27 5
4703 Hey, Bo-Peep, please come over, right now. 1.2517 0.04407 147 117 23 7
4704 Elaine I told you to use protection 1.2517 0.04512 147 118 21 8
4705 I'm gonna need your payment by Friday... or I send the mob around. 1.2517 0.04614 147 119 19 9
4706 Took them to the park to graze and got kicked out by a cop. So I took them to an all-you-can-eat salad bar and that didn't turn out well at all." 1.2517 0.04078 147 114 29 4
4707 I'm apartment sitting for Timothy, and boy is he a hipster! 1.2517 0.04300 147 116 25 6
4708 We’re among those flocking to see it. 1.2517 0.04512 147 118 21 8
4709 I bought some work home; you? 1.2517 0.04300 147 116 25 6
4710 All I’m saying is, why would I count them now when the game’s about to start? 1.2517 0.04011 151 117 30 4
4711 I don’t know how they led me here, but I’m on my fifth season and can’t stop. 1.2517 0.04624 151 123 18 10
4712 Have you seen the troublemaker? What? Yes, the black one’s gone missing. 1.2517 0.04329 151 120 24 7
4713 No problems whatsoever. Manhattan is super flock-friendly. 1.2517 0.04119 151 118 28 5
4714 I'm watching a movie.....but it's a real sleeper. 1.2517 0.04225 151 119 26 6
4715 He's talking about getting a border collie in here too. 1.2517 0.04225 151 119 26 6
4716 CVS Pharmacy? Is my Ambien ready yet? 1.2517 0.04812 151 125 14 12
4717 Hello, CNN? They all think you're being unfair to President Trump. 1.2517 0.04719 151 124 16 11
4718 Your sleep-aid has arrived and is ready for delivery. 1.2516 0.04254 155 123 25 7
4719 It's the only way I can catch a midday nap anymore. 1.2516 0.04052 155 121 29 5
4720 Tell Mary a ram got to her little lamb. 1.2516 0.04351 155 124 23 8
4721 Yup the Anthony Hopkins movie. 1.2516 0.04254 155 123 25 7
4722 Thank you for calling me baaaahk. 1.2516 0.04351 155 124 23 8
4723 Not much, just watching Fox News with the flock. 1.2516 0.04086 159 125 28 6
4724 Less than half of them watch Fox News on a regular basis 1.2516 0.04719 159 132 14 13
4725 Hello - I would like to file a complaint about your "farm stay" ad being somewhat misrepresentative... 1.2516 0.04182 159 126 26 7
4726 They're not listening. I told them to get the flock out of here. 1.2516 0.04458 159 129 20 10
4727 It seemed like a good idea to cure insomnia. 1.2516 0.03987 159 124 30 5
4728 What? Were you raised in a barn? 1.2515 0.04114 163 129 27 7
4729 No, this is Ewe-ber. 1.2515 0.04381 163 132 21 10
4730 New York is where I'd rather stay, I get allergic smelling hay!! 1.2515 0.04021 163 128 29 6
4731 Sheep's Meadow was a letdown, but the flowers in our room were delicious. 1.2515 0.04114 163 129 27 7
4732 No worries Maw, big city life's less strange than you reckon! 1.2515 0.04294 163 131 23 9
4733 I was taking a nap. 1.2515 0.03958 167 131 30 6
4734 No, they don't want to watch Animal Planet... 1.2515 0.04048 167 132 28 7
4735 I only said, “ I just don’t get enough sleep.” 1.2515 0.04048 167 132 28 7
4736 Room service! Send up an acre of fresh grass and a side order of clover. 1.2515 0.04137 167 133 26 8
4737 They're susceptible to accelerated news cycle driven insomnia like everyone else. 1.2515 0.04048 167 132 28 7
4738 Guess I can’t count on you anymore. 1.2515 0.04071 171 136 27 8
4739 Room service? I'm out of towels. 1.2515 0.04071 171 136 27 8
4740 It's not the country, but it's a nice view for urban sheep. 1.2515 0.04071 171 136 27 8
4741 I wish Mary would hurry back, their fleece aren’t white as snow any more! 1.2515 0.04317 171 139 21 11
4742 When I signed up for this gig you said I’d have a flock of followers. I thought you meant people. 1.2514 0.04170 175 141 24 10
4743 Yeah, it's me. You don't recall where you put the remote, do you? 1.2514 0.03968 183 146 28 9
4744 Obviously, counting sheep is not working!" 1.2513 0.03513 195 151 39 5
4745 Miss Bo Peep, What is the total amount of the reward for the lost sheep? 1.2500 0.03879 172 135 31 6
4746 It's pronounced "herder" not "hoarder" 1.2500 0.04159 160 127 26 7
4747 Front desk? May I move to another room with shag carpeting? 1.2500 0.03925 156 121 31 4
4748 Glad ya liked yer new Attorney General, Mr. President. Chief-of-Staff, ya say? 1.2500 0.04084 180 145 25 10
4749 They sheepishly asked me to get the flock out of here. 1.2500 0.04462 144 115 22 7
4750 City life isn't all that I had hoped for. 1.2500 0.03999 164 129 29 6
4751 I’m counting them John but I don’t see how it helps. 1.2500 0.03939 148 114 31 3
4752 Tell Fox News that I am holding a cabinet meeting in the Oval Office 1.2500 0.04442 164 134 19 11
4753 They just don’t understand ‘unfriending’ 1.2500 0.04433 160 130 20 10
4754 They follow me every damn place I go. 1.2500 0.03879 172 135 31 6
4755 We didn’t find any manger, but the cable reception is terrific. 1.2500 0.04130 156 123 27 6
4756 yes we're in for the night. 1.2500 0.04303 152 121 24 7
4757 They're safe from the Wall Street wolves for now 1.2500 0.04421 156 126 21 9
4758 Apparently it's a "Sheep Meadow" in name only. And why did the Airbnb listing mention "stable hosts" 1.2500 0.04159 160 127 26 7
4759 Yes, it does look like a hat Woody Allen would wear, but he doesn't sleep with sheep, no matter what Ronan Farrow writes in The New Yorker. 1.2500 0.04433 160 130 20 10
4760 Yes mother, we always take the stairs. 1.2500 0.04008 180 144 27 9
4761 I think the one behind the couch is a wolf. 1.2500 0.04133 172 138 25 9
4762 Room service? You guys have hay bales on your menu? 1.2500 0.04352 144 114 24 6
4763 Hey, Mary. I'm missing one little lamb. You wouldn' by any chance ... ? 1.2500 0.04029 156 122 29 5
4764 I'm missing one, and now I can't sheep 1.2500 0.03925 156 121 31 4
4765 We could have lamb chops again. 1.2500 0.04381 148 118 23 7
4766 Sell my stocks now, before I get fleeced. 1.2500 0.04403 152 122 22 8
4767 I had to give up on the cats 1.2500 0.04734 132 106 19 7
4768 Betty's not here, she died in the wool 1.2500 0.04403 152 122 22 8
4769 Nah, we're staying in. Don't want to miss the season premiere of West Wooled. 1.2500 0.04706 128 102 20 6
4770 The AirBnB guarantee for restful sleep. 1.2500 0.04344 160 129 22 9
4771 That sure-fire, guaranteed, insomnia cure you recommended. Just what sort of guarantee does it offer? 1.2500 0.03938 168 132 30 6
4772 Do you ever feel like you're a bad shepherd? 1.2500 0.04433 160 130 20 10
4773 the reception here is a little fuzzy 1.2500 0.04182 164 131 25 8
4774 Trust me, they'll never pull the wool over my eyes 1.2500 0.04397 136 107 24 5
4775 But you said this was a room with views. 1.2500 0.03906 176 139 30 7
4776 When I suggested counting sheep for insomnia, I meant imaginary sheep! 1.2500 0.04586 148 120 19 9
4777 My neighbors are scared that I herd something... 1.2500 0.04201 152 120 26 6
4778 Pretty easy, really ... I just have to keep their screen time to less than 2 hours a day. 1.2500 0.04050 172 137 27 8
4779 Nothing much; just re-watching that Jodie Foster movie. 1.2500 0.04159 160 127 26 7
4780 18, 19, 20, 21 1.2500 0.04166 148 116 27 5
4781 PJs on? What's the address? 1.2500 0.04381 148 118 23 7
4782 Home Shopping Network? I'd like to order the tan F-L-E-E-C-E jacket. 1.2500 0.04195 140 109 27 4
4783 Are you kidding? 50 bags full! 1.2500 0.04270 164 132 23 9
4784 This isn't as uplifting as "We Bought a Zoo" led me to believe. 1.2500 0.03904 164 128 31 5
4785 No, Urban Shepard's are completely unregulated right now. Great time to get into this niche industry. 1.2500 0.04326 156 125 23 8
4786 I keep counting them Mom, but I can't fall asleep, they're so loud 1.2500 0.04029 156 122 29 5
4787 There are so many insomniacs in this city that I don’t think we’ll ever have to return to the meadow. 1.2500 0.04159 160 127 26 7
4788 Now where was I? 36 or 56? 1.2500 0.03790 172 134 33 5
4789 Hi Bo, You tell Jack Horner it's over or you'll never see me or your sheep again." 1.2500 0.04734 132 106 19 7
4790 Ewes seen the remote? 1.2500 0.04326 156 125 23 8
4791 Well, it sure beats herding Democrats! 1.2500 0.04344 160 129 22 9
4792 We'll have the usual, twelve vegan plates the cheeseburger special. 1.2500 0.04462 144 115 22 7
4793 Evidently Bo Peep has a lot of friends. 1.2500 0.03512 180 138 39 3
4794 Hello, I didn't see it on the room service menu, but could you please deliver some field grass to our room? 1.2500 0.04130 156 123 27 6
4795 Hello, Little Bo Peep? I found your sheep! 1.2500 0.04501 152 123 20 9
4796 I feel sheepish, but they followed me all the way home. 1.2500 0.04352 144 114 24 6
4797 Hello escort service. Please send a black sheep to Acme Hotel, room 310. 1.2500 0.04274 148 117 25 6
4798 Yeah, I've already tried counting sheep. 1.2500 0.04166 148 116 27 5
4799 I’ve rounded up the ewesual suspects. 1.2500 0.04513 156 127 19 10
4800 Well, those subway maps can be confusing. 1.2500 0.04433 160 130 20 10
4801 What ship? I though you said I'd be rich when my sheep come in. 1.2500 0.04096 152 119 28 5
4802 Count me out. I woke up feeling a bit sheepish. 1.2500 0.04381 148 118 23 7
4803 Turns out they moved to The Meadowlands. 1.2500 0.04706 128 102 20 6
4804 The sheep aren't in the meadow, but the cow's in the corn. 1.2500 0.03904 164 128 31 5
4805 Ten big grass pizzas, please. 1.2500 0.04303 152 121 24 7
4806 If you ever want to see your flock again, make sure that RBG sleeps well for the next two years. 1.2500 0.05201 124 102 13 9
4807 Yes, I'd like to order the home kebab rotisserie 1.2500 0.04513 156 127 19 10
4808 I figured we'd just AirBnb it for once. 1.2500 0.04229 156 124 25 7
4809 Breaking news! I've found the one who says 'Humbug'. 1.2500 0.04570 144 116 20 8
4810 One two, three, four...no wait....one, two three... 1.2500 0.04252 160 128 24 8
4811 Hey Peep, I left them alone just as you suggested, but they checked in to the Ritz. 1.2500 0.04462 144 115 22 7
4812 Ok, it's not our mountain but you can't complain about the view. 1.2500 0.04274 148 117 25 6
4813 Mary had too many lambs. 1.2500 0.04638 136 109 20 7
4814 She's not in. She's gone searching for her own flock. 1.2500 0.04182 164 131 25 8
4815 I’m booked tonight, but you can come over tomorrow night if you want to count them. 1.2500 0.04519 136 108 22 6
4816 I am getting sleepy keeping track of all of you. 1.2500 0.04303 152 121 24 7
4817 The smell knocks me out faster than I can count 'em 1.2500 0.04484 148 119 21 8
4818 Not so sure about this holistic sleep disorder therapy. 1.2500 0.04239 144 113 26 5
4819 Yeah, yeah, I herd you. 1.2500 0.04284 168 136 22 10
4820 This IS a big apartment! It’s NYC!!! 1.2486 0.03854 185 147 30 8
4821 What can I say; we thought we were in New Jersey. 1.2486 0.03618 185 144 36 5
4822 And then I thought "Why not kill two birds with one stone?" 1.2486 0.03854 185 147 30 8
4823 I've found your sheep....... 1.2486 0.04064 181 146 25 10
4824 But Mom, it's the only way I can sleep in this big city. 1.2486 0.03631 177 137 36 4
4825 Mary had a little boy lamb and a little girl lamb.... 1.2486 0.04127 177 143 24 10
4826 300 lbs of grass please. Yes, for delivery. 1.2486 0.03718 177 138 34 5
4827 They pulled the wool over my eyes. 1.2486 0.04029 173 138 27 8
4828 Hello, Insomnia Clinic. Counting sheep is not working! 1.2486 0.03859 173 136 31 6
4829 Where's my mini-baa?" 1.2486 0.03945 173 137 29 7
4830 You really do get used to the smell 1.2486 0.03859 173 136 31 6
4831 Just saying, I remember a time when the US Senate was a fun place to work... 1.2485 0.04006 169 134 28 7
4832 Enough to tip everyone a sweater. 1.2485 0.04093 169 135 26 8
4833 Hello 911? You can cancel my emergency, my sheep all came home, with thier tails behind them! 1.2485 0.04069 165 131 27 7
4834 ...we just feel so lost without you... 1.2485 0.04333 165 134 21 10
4835 Yes, they like Bach, bu they mostly prefer Grieg. 1.2485 0.04159 165 132 25 8
4836 Can you please stop making sheep-related puns, this is serious. 1.2484 0.03944 161 126 30 5
4837 Don't worry. They're here Ms Peep and they enjoy riding the elevator. 1.2484 0.04319 161 130 22 9
4838 I voted for him once, but he's not fooling me this time. 1.2484 0.04136 161 128 26 7
4839 What do you mean, you don't have extra cots? 1.2484 0.04136 161 128 26 7
4840 Let's forget the ransom. Replace my chewed up carpet and I'll return your sheep. 1.2484 0.04319 161 130 22 9
4841 Bo Peep, you're not gong to believe what I found 1.2484 0.04041 161 127 28 6
4842 New York is where I’d rather stay. I get allergic smelling hay. I just adore a penthouse view... 1.2484 0.03844 161 125 32 4
4843 Hey, I heard you sold weed? 1.2484 0.04319 161 130 22 9
4844 Hello, room service, could you send up a glass of warm milk? 1.2484 0.04205 157 125 25 7
4845 So I won the tryout, now what? 1.2484 0.04395 157 127 21 9
4846 No, she went to D.C. for her swearing in ceremony. 1.2484 0.04205 157 125 25 7
4847 Got a problem here. They're not being very sheepish. 1.2484 0.04205 157 125 25 7
4848 Guess what? I finally got my sabaabaatical. 1.2484 0.04205 157 125 25 7
4849 ..."I have to hang up now...the Shepard Smith Report is beginning...he's our favorite...um...I mean my favorite.......no...I'm alone"... 1.2484 0.03903 157 122 31 4
4850 Please, don't tell me that you are out of mint jelly. 1.2484 0.04278 153 122 24 7
4851 My lamb was delivered a little too rare. 1.2484 0.04663 153 126 16 11
4852 You herd them onto the elevator, up to eleven and herd them off. Working from home is no picnic. 1.2484 0.04072 153 120 28 5
4853 Oh, you now me. I can't complain. I take the good with the baaaaad. 1.2484 0.04072 153 120 28 5
4854 CHEAP, you idiot! Not SHEEP! 1.2484 0.04377 153 123 22 8
4855 I'd like a medium pepperoni and a large blade shear. 1.2484 0.04377 153 123 22 8
4856 But of course, I love ewe! 1.2484 0.04377 153 123 22 8
4857 But the listing said "vibrant outdoor space"... 1.2484 0.04475 153 124 20 9
4858 I think I'm still missing one. 1.2484 0.04176 153 121 26 6
4859 Bo. when do you get back from Rome? 1.2484 0.04475 153 124 20 9
4860 Hi, I'd like to place an order for a large cheese pizza and ten yards of sod. 1.2484 0.04176 153 121 26 6
4861 I never should have taken them to Paree. 1.2484 0.04377 153 123 22 8
4862 nothin 1.2483 0.04354 149 119 23 7
4863 I can't quit this. 1.2483 0.04558 149 121 19 9
4864 In my current situation, urbanization is affecting the viability of my chosen career. 1.2483 0.04249 149 118 25 6
4865 Front desk? I need a driver to Central Park green for 13- and I don't want to get fleeced 1.2483 0.04249 149 118 25 6
4866 Honey, I worked out a great deal on the carpet removal. 1.2483 0.04558 149 121 19 9
4867 Of course I've thought of taking them to the park. How do you get twelve sheep in one elevator? 1.2483 0.04558 149 121 19 9
4868 May I speak to Little Bo Peep? I’ve found her sheep. 1.2483 0.04249 149 118 25 6
4869 Bo, text me? 1.2483 0.04249 149 118 25 6
4870 ok.... who is the wiseguy who tried to order roast sheepdog for dinner? 1.2483 0.04435 145 116 22 7
4871 Bo-Peep got Maserati and I got every other weekend. 1.2483 0.04847 145 120 14 11
4872 Good news! I get to spend the holidays working from home. 1.2483 0.04435 145 116 22 7
4873 You could say, "I'm on the lam." 1.2483 0.04646 145 118 18 9
4874 Honestly, I thought that being an agent of God would be a little more glamorous. 1.2483 0.04213 145 114 26 5
4875 Some nay sayers think I’m overleveraged in ovine futures. 1.2483 0.04325 145 115 24 6
4876 It's not what I expected when the job description said help eliminate the wolves on Wall Street! 1.2483 0.04541 145 117 20 8
4877 I found the sheep but you aren’t going to believe where. 1.2483 0.04325 145 115 24 6
4878 Only for a couple of days. Then it’s the rooftop garden. 1.2483 0.04098 145 113 28 4
4879 Hello AirBNB. I’d like to file a complaint 1.2483 0.04541 145 117 20 8
4880 It's me. Beau Peep. They came home. 1.2483 0.04541 145 117 20 8
4881 Yeah, we came upstairs to game plan how to steer clear of the wolves over on Wall St. 1.2482 0.04630 141 114 19 8
4882 Room service..? “I’ll need more grass! 1.2482 0.04405 141 112 23 6
4883 I do miss the countryside, but at least my landlord allows pets. 1.2482 0.04289 141 111 25 5
4884 Hey Room Service! Where is that Sheepdog I ordered? 1.2482 0.04519 141 113 21 7
4885 Great news! I'm getting big bucks to take care of Herb's hi-rise apartment for the summer! And the best part is that I figured a way of keeping my shepherd job, too! 1.2482 0.04169 141 110 27 4
4886 I found it on AirBaaaaah-n-Baaaaah 1.2482 0.04630 141 114 19 8
4887 What? No, I can hear you just fine. Yeah. I herd. 1.2482 0.04490 137 109 22 6
4888 Yes, the curtains are wool. Why do you ask? 1.2482 0.04608 137 110 20 7
4889 I’m up to 25 and still not sleepy... 1.2481 0.04702 133 107 19 7
4890 Trouble Sleeping Hot Line, how can I help? 1.2481 0.04821 133 108 17 8
4891 What do you mean I wasn’t supposed to literally count them? 1.2481 0.04189 133 103 27 3
4892 He leadeth us to 5th Avenue. 1.2481 0.04938 133 109 15 9
4893 Come again? I thought you said flock party! 1.2481 0.04702 133 107 19 7
4894 To sleep - to sleep, perchance to dream. 1.2481 0.04407 129 101 24 4
4895 I know they say dreams come true but this is ridiculous 1.2481 0.04542 129 102 22 5
4896 Rams against Bengals. Best seat in the house What you doing? 1.2480 0.04495 125 98 23 4
4897 Yeah yeah, and I have no idea where to find them. But I'll come into work just as soon as I do. 1.2480 0.04906 125 101 17 7
4898 I’m just waiting to see which one turns out to be the lion. 1.2480 0.04636 125 99 21 5
4899 I just tried to order the Rams game on Pay Per View. 1.2472 0.03949 178 142 28 8
4900 Wish ewe were here. 1.2471 0.03839 174 137 31 6
4901 Doc, could you suggest another method she could use to fall asleep? 1.2471 0.03925 174 138 29 7
4902 Does the cable package still include Flocks News? 1.2471 0.04156 170 137 24 9
4903 So I told him, 'I got you pegged, wolf! Think you can fleece me? 1.2471 0.04156 170 137 24 9
4904 How much grass seed do you think I'd need for 500 square feet? 1.2471 0.04071 170 136 26 8
4905 Do you have anything related to Wolf rentals? 1.2471 0.03985 170 135 28 7
4906 I apologize for the noise, but counting them is the only way I can sleep. 1.2471 0.04071 170 136 26 8
4907 Hello, Bo Peep? I've got your sheep. All your lambs and ewes. Counting all night did not induce sleep. That old belief is FAKE NEWS! 1.2470 0.04636 166 139 13 14
4908 Hello...Ms. Peep? 1.2470 0.04557 166 138 15 13
4909 I had to leave. My herd feels threatened by everyone out there being such big fox fans. 1.2470 0.03956 166 131 29 6
4910 Speak up, I can't hear a bleating thing! 1.2470 0.04137 166 133 25 8
4911 How many followers I have? 1.2470 0.03956 166 131 29 6
4912 I've got a bigger problem now. Little Bo Peep has lost her remote. 1.2469 0.04555 162 134 16 12
4913 We just decided the country life wasn’t our cup of tea... 1.2469 0.04113 162 129 26 7
4914 Well, the Sleep Disorders Clinic can't use us right now. 1.2469 0.04113 162 129 26 7
4915 Pee-Ewe 1.2468 0.04370 158 128 21 9
4916 ...well, they can see the meadow from the terrace... 1.2468 0.04084 158 125 27 6
4917 I Shorted wool 1.2468 0.04461 158 129 19 10
4918 Yes, direct from the living room to the kitchen table - it's the latest thing in locavore. 1.2468 0.03776 158 122 33 3
4919 I agree, the visuals caused by your sleep aid are stunning, but I’m still wide awake. 1.2468 0.04370 158 128 21 9
4920 I'm kind of the black sheep of the family. 1.2468 0.04182 158 126 25 7
4921 Their silence is deafening. 1.2468 0.03984 158 124 29 5
4922 I just feel like I am always being followed. 1.2468 0.04084 158 125 27 6
4923 Hey I only ordered ONE sheep 1.2468 0.04084 158 125 27 6
4924 Housekeeping? We have a problem. 1.2468 0.04152 154 122 26 6
4925 My neighbors are just glad I'm not in love with horses. 1.2468 0.04152 154 122 26 6
4926 It’s easier if you herd at home. 1.2468 0.04152 154 122 26 6
4927 Hello Bo! I need you to get back to me today! 1.2468 0.04253 154 123 24 7
4928 Nah, we'll just stay indoors... It's too easy for them to get lost amongst the sheep in the big city! 1.2468 0.04352 154 124 22 8
4929 So how was I supposed to know they don’t allow sheep in the Sheep Meadow? 1.2468 0.04352 154 124 22 8
4930 Hey, girl. Netflix and wool? 1.2468 0.04352 154 124 22 8
4931 Look, mate, this isn't quite what I meant when I said I wanted to take piece of New Zealand with me. 1.2468 0.04352 154 124 22 8
4932 Room service? Bring me a tossed salad, cream of mushroom soup, a leg of lamb ... nix the leg of lamb. And two bales of hay. 1.2468 0.04448 154 125 20 9
4933 I can deliver up to 427 sweaters by Christmas. 1.2467 0.04431 150 121 21 8
4934 I think we lost our direction. 1.2467 0.04431 150 121 21 8
4935 Bo, this is Blue. We need to talk. 1.2467 0.04116 150 118 27 5
4936 I have to tell you, I'm starting to like this telecommuting thing. 1.2467 0.04431 150 121 21 8
4937 It looks like I misunderstood that mindfulness practice of being the shepherd of your thoughts. 1.2467 0.04328 150 120 23 7
4938 If they're in fact wolves, then I'll be concerned. 1.2467 0.04116 150 118 27 5
4939 Room service? I’ll have anything except lamb chops. 1.2467 0.04328 150 120 23 7
4940 Siri, if the Lord is my shepherd, how the hell did i end up with all of these sheep? 1.2467 0.04628 150 123 17 10
4941 Just before nodding off, I lost count. 1.2466 0.03956 146 113 30 3
4942 Actually, I'm rather near to the madding crowd. 1.2466 0.04299 146 116 24 6
4943 Of course I tried! They didn’t FIT in the elevator. 1.2466 0.03834 146 112 32 2
4944 Hey, Bo. Got 'em all here, wagging. 1.2466 0.03956 146 113 30 3
4945 Bo, have you tried using ‘find my sheep’? 1.2466 0.04299 146 116 24 6
4946 We're all here waiting for the Jet's game to start. 1.2466 0.04299 146 116 24 6
4947 Turns out the Sheep Meadow is actually for tourists. 1.2465 0.04378 142 113 23 6
4948 I would like to report a missing wolf. 1.2465 0.04143 142 111 27 4
4949 You said be fruitful and multiply but it is getting out of hand 1.2465 0.04378 142 113 23 6
4950 Is there a patron at the bar who ordered a single malt and is bleating away about the seaside of Scotland? Uhh... white curly hair, woolly legs and a thick brogue. 1.2464 0.04912 138 114 14 10
4951 Hey Bo where were you when you last saw them? 1.2464 0.04461 138 110 22 6
4952 Bo-Peep? I kidnapped your sheep while you were asleep and you'll never find them! 1.2464 0.04217 138 108 26 4
4953 This is Mr. Ba-ba-ba-baxter! 1.2464 0.04692 138 112 18 8
4954 Say can you tell me...is there a Guinness World Record for the number of sheep in an elevator? 1.2464 0.04341 138 109 24 5
4955 No, they didn't say anything about sheep, so I gave it a shot. 1.2463 0.04424 134 106 23 5
4956 I gave it a shot, but it didn't work- I 'm still awake 1.2463 0.04549 134 107 21 6
4957 Thanks, but no, I don't need any sheep. 1.2462 0.04377 130 102 24 4
4958 Herding them's a bitch, due to the 'no-dogs' policy. 1.2462 0.04511 130 103 22 5
4959 I thought I ordered a little lamb, not a litter of lambs?! 1.2462 0.03854 195 157 28 10
4960 exactly what time will you be getting here Little Bo? 1.2459 0.03949 183 147 27 9
4961 Tell Lil Bo I found em 1.2459 0.03949 183 147 27 9
4962 Sorry, I can't come out. I had to bring some work home over the weekend. 1.2457 0.03733 175 137 33 5
4963 But the [AIRBNB] listing said "overlooking Sheeps Meadow" 1.2457 0.03733 175 137 33 5
4964 I know they could help me sleep but that's not the problem right now. 1.2456 0.04377 171 141 18 12
4965 No, we are not going to put on "Little Bo Peep goes to the city" until all of you settle down and face the screen. 1.2456 0.03964 171 136 28 7
4966 What do you mean, The flowers do fade, and wanton fields To wayward winter reckoning yields? I got central heat and free cable. 1.2456 0.03964 171 136 28 7
4967 Oh, I found the sheep, but in late capitalism how do I find myself? 1.2455 0.04286 167 136 21 10
4968 Not baaad, how are you? 1.2455 0.04026 167 133 27 7
4969 Hi Honey how much wool do you need to make that sweater? 1.2455 0.04115 167 134 25 8
4970 "They wanted to watch the Muppets sing 'Mary Has a Little Lamb'. 1.2455 0.04026 167 133 27 7
4971 Actually, sheep are one thing; clutter is another. 1.2455 0.03843 167 131 31 5
4972 I'll try them for now mom, but once I get use to the sounds of the big city I'll sleep fine? 1.2455 0.04370 167 137 19 11
4973 Baa Baa, humbug. 1.2455 0.04026 167 133 27 7
4974 “Hey, Bo, I found them. They’re right here in your apt. I got in without a peep from the Super.” 1.2455 0.04286 167 136 21 10
4975 Don’t you just hate artificial turf? 1.2454 0.04272 163 132 22 9
4976 I found the sheep. Check Trump Tower for Bo Peep. 1.2454 0.04182 163 131 24 8
4977 Yes, I am the co-op board president. 1.2454 0.03702 163 126 34 3
4978 It's a hand puppet! And she's a ventriloquist! 1.2453 0.04158 159 127 25 7
4979 Room service? I thought I ordered lamb chops. 1.2453 0.04345 159 129 21 9
4980 One of you had better cough up the remote, or there wool be consequences! 1.2453 0.04158 159 127 25 7
4981 Well if you don’t want to watch it, you shouldn’t have followed me up here. 1.2453 0.04253 159 128 23 8
4982 The new place is very shabby sheep 1.2453 0.04345 159 129 21 9
4983 On second thought, I should have gotten the cottage with the yard. 1.2453 0.03962 159 125 29 5
4984 My flock runneth over. 1.2453 0.04253 159 128 23 8
4985 I made it to the city and got a sheep rate on a hotel room. 1.2453 0.03962 159 125 29 5
4986 Hello, Room Service, please send ten bales of clover to room 500. 1.2453 0.03962 159 125 29 5
4987 The insomnia got so bad, I thought, why count 'em when I can join 'em? 1.2452 0.04327 155 125 22 8
4988 Room Service? Send up some fresh grass and a beer. 1.2452 0.03585 155 118 36 1
4989 No,the sheep are just fine. But the big screen TV went out right before the Giants game. 1.2452 0.04422 155 126 20 9
4990 Well, it's far from the madding crowd. 1.2452 0.04229 155 124 24 7
4991 Do you remember where we left the Roombahbah? 1.2452 0.04128 155 123 26 6
4992 I'm just glad the dog isn't here. 1.2452 0.04026 155 122 28 5
4993 We're on a cultural exchange with urban sheep. 1.2452 0.04229 155 124 24 7
4994 Little Bo Peep, I found your sheep! 1.2452 0.04422 155 126 20 9
4995 Tell Bo-Peep it wasn't a dream. 1.2452 0.04128 155 123 26 6
4996 'Yeah, I'm doing home office today' 1.2452 0.03700 155 119 34 2
4997 Room service. I ordered leg of lamb, not lots of lambs! 1.2452 0.04327 155 125 22 8
4998 All that the note said was "Please cancel the order. A cup of warm milk at bedtime seems to have solved the problem." 1.2452 0.04229 155 124 24 7
4999 Sheep Meadow is closed for the season! But my ewes have a reservation! 1.2450 0.03871 151 117 31 3
5000 Can you send up more towels? 1.2450 0.04503 151 123 19 9
5001 It seems the sheep are dyslexic. They confused “pied-a-terre” for “pasture” on Airbnb. 1.2450 0.04404 151 122 21 8
5002 Hello, there's one missing 1.2450 0.04199 151 120 25 6
5003 They say the counting helps with sleep, but frankly, I'm really close to trying something else. 1.2450 0.04303 151 121 23 7
5004 The pay's definitely better, but the traffic is worse... 1.2450 0.04199 151 120 25 6
5005 Room service? No not a bottle of sherry a pair of shears is what I need 1.2449 0.04273 147 117 24 6
5006 It's been a baaaad day at the office. 1.2449 0.04273 147 117 24 6
5007 I'd love to see ewe, but I'm feeling a little sheepish. 1.2449 0.04486 147 119 20 8
5008 It’s called Glampherding. 1.2449 0.04049 147 115 28 4
5009 I do like the new carpeting but I'm starting to regret not opting for the stain resistant treatment. 1.2448 0.04351 143 114 23 6
5010 I didn’t say I approve of the dowry tradition mom, I just said I really want to marry her. 1.2448 0.04571 143 116 19 8
5011 It was the only apartment available on Air Bed and Bible. 1.2448 0.04351 143 114 23 6
5012 Yes, can I speak to my realtor? I was told there would be an adjoining pasture to this complex. 1.2448 0.04118 143 112 27 4
5013 My therapist suggested a better work-life baaaalance... 1.2448 0.04462 143 115 21 7
5014 In our deluxe package, we provide the fence and a money-back guarantee if you aren't asleep within three hours. 1.2448 0.04236 143 113 25 5
5015 Hello, Doctor Ince, could you please renew my prescription for Ambien, as soon as possible ? 1.2448 0.04236 143 113 25 5
5016 Who ate the remote? 1.2446 0.04548 139 112 20 7
5017 This is why I am an atheist. If the Lord was my shepherd he would get the f---k (guess again, for those of you with dirty minds, the word has three dashes– it's flock) out of here. 1.2446 0.04313 139 110 24 5
5018 Doc, TV or counting sheep does not work. 1.2444 0.03747 180 142 32 6
5019 The Doctor said counting sheep might help. 1.2444 0.04518 135 108 21 6
5020 Hello Ms. Bo Peep? I have some good news ... 1.2444 0.04394 135 107 23 5
5021 Yes, yes, I herd you. 1.2442 0.03944 172 137 28 7
5022 It’s like herding cats at the office. 1.2442 0.03944 172 137 28 7
5023 Ms. Peep? Yeah, we found your sheep, but you're not gonna like the association dues 1.2442 0.03944 172 137 28 7
5024 I think I'm gonna cancel the date. I don't know I'm feeling sheepish. 1.2440 0.04427 168 139 17 12
5025 Yes, Mom, I am watching the news and I have no problem getting to sleep afterwards. 1.2440 0.04005 168 134 27 7
5026 No, Bo-peep, but you lost them last time. 1.2440 0.04005 168 134 27 7
5027 Bible study’s better than I thought. 1.2440 0.03915 168 133 29 6
5028 Fine. We'll watch Fox News. Again. 1.2440 0.04263 168 137 21 10
5029 Hello room service? We’re still waiting for those bells. 1.2440 0.04093 168 135 25 8
5030 You're watching this too? Believe me, I know a wolf in sheep's clothing when I see one. 1.2440 0.04093 168 135 25 8
5031 I'm getting the flock out of here. 1.2439 0.03975 164 130 28 6
5032 What do you mean 'the cell phone gps shows my exact location...?' 1.2439 0.04248 164 133 22 9
5033 Meet me at 5 at our usual watering hole. 1.2437 0.03735 160 124 33 3
5034 Half sausage and half pasture plants. 1.2437 0.04411 160 131 19 10
5035 The reception here is fine. Yes, I herd you. 1.2437 0.04135 160 128 25 7
5036 I'm thinking of taking the kids to the zoo. 1.2437 0.04229 160 129 23 8
5037 Yes, master. I understand. Under the new tax code you get all three bags full. 1.2437 0.04229 160 129 23 8
5038 Your Bo-Peep package included everything I didn't want 1.2437 0.04135 160 128 25 7
5039 I'm trying a non-medical remedy for my insomnia. 1.2437 0.03839 160 125 31 4
5040 ‘Hey boss, looks like Mary’s on the lam again’. 1.2437 0.04411 160 131 19 10
5041 I thought maybe this would be a cure for my insomnia. 1.2437 0.04039 160 127 27 6
5042 Room Service, this is Ms. Bopeep in room 309. I need 20 bales of alfalfa, and a shop-vac. 1.2437 0.04229 160 129 23 8
5043 Man, I really am a hoarder. 1.2437 0.03940 160 126 29 5
5044 Insomnia hotline? Yes, I tried the couch but I still keep losing sheep. 1.2437 0.03940 160 126 29 5
5045 Some border collies, STAT! 1.2437 0.04039 160 127 27 6
5046 That was a bad idea, I'll never fall asleep now. 1.2436 0.04302 156 126 22 8
5047 Talk to ewe later. 1.2436 0.04105 156 124 26 6
5048 No big plans,maybe just a quiet night,a little Netflix and Twill. 1.2436 0.04105 156 124 26 6
5049 Well boss, you told me that I was to give them the first class treatment so that’s why we are staying at the Four Seasons. 1.2436 0.04204 156 125 24 7
5050 It's amazing how many you get for one monkey, and you can relax, because they're not the least bit curious. 1.2436 0.03898 156 122 30 4
5051 So I’m counting the sheep now, what’s next 1.2436 0.04003 156 123 28 5
5052 It’s a long story but apparently it’s an issue with the landlord. 1.2436 0.03898 156 122 30 4
5053 I won't be in the office today - I'm gathering wool. 1.2436 0.04302 156 126 22 8
5054 I finally have the three bags full. Can I make my tailor appointment for the wool suit? 1.2436 0.04003 156 123 28 5
5055 Hey, Bo-Peep, I've found your sheep. 1.2436 0.04490 156 128 18 10
5056 It's been months since we've gotten a farm gig. 1.2434 0.04069 152 120 27 5
5057 House sitting is harder than it sounds. 1.2434 0.04174 152 121 25 6
5058 They keep following me around without thinking thru what I really stand for. 1.2434 0.04069 152 120 27 5
5059 Relax - I'm up on my rent, so there are no wolves at the door! 1.2434 0.03848 152 118 31 3
5060 Oh, not doing much. Just watching TV and tending my flock. 1.2434 0.03960 152 119 29 4
5061 Yea. My mom let me get a virtual reality game system, but she gets to pick the games. 1.2434 0.04277 152 122 23 7
5062 I’m just not ready to give up my rent-controlled apartment 1.2434 0.04174 152 121 25 6
5063 So, they put me in the Witness Protection Program and set me up in a great downtown condo. But this cover job as a sheep herder really stinks! 1.2434 0.04277 152 122 23 7
5064 Can you hear me, now? Yea, Jack and Jill, this is Little Bo. I found them . . . in an Airbnb with a very generous pet policy. 1.2434 0.03960 152 119 29 4
5065 I wish that woman at the time share presentation hadn’t been so darn convincing... 1.2434 0.03960 152 119 29 4
5066 My roommates don't give me any privacy. 1.2432 0.04354 148 119 22 7
5067 Very nice! I will definitely use Airbaanbaa again. 1.2432 0.04458 148 120 20 8
5068 Eventually I’m going to fall asleep 1.2432 0.03757 185 147 31 7
5069 Twelve. But I'm still wide awake. 1.2432 0.04660 148 122 16 10
5070 I can see why you thought that, but no, I never said anything about moving to the country. 1.2432 0.04137 148 117 26 5
5071 I was sheeping, but that's ok... 1.2432 0.04247 148 118 24 6
5072 I guess without Arabs, Jews, and foreigners, the nativity is just this jackass and you sheep. 1.2432 0.04354 148 119 22 7
5073 I started counting backwards, now I'm wide awake. 1.2432 0.04354 148 119 22 7
5074 I love the staff at this Airbaa'n'baa. 1.2432 0.04853 148 124 12 12
5075 I told you, FOX & FRIENDS starts in a half hour! 1.2431 0.04752 144 119 15 10
5076 Apparently, the grass is always greener on TV. 1.2431 0.04324 144 115 23 6
5077 Counting sheep didn't help; it only made me a shepherd. 1.2431 0.04434 144 116 21 7
5078 OK Bo Peep, you've got to stop losing them! 1.2431 0.04324 144 115 23 6
5079 Yes, Mom, you were right and I was wrong, OK? I never thought they'd find my new home in Manhattan. 1.2431 0.04324 144 115 23 6
5080 I can't take them anywhere till the dog walker gets back. 1.2431 0.04210 144 114 25 5
5081 I think I typed in the wrong address on Google maps. 1.2431 0.03972 144 112 29 3
5082 Oh, pastoral. You? 1.2431 0.04210 144 114 25 5
5083 Yes, one spicy tuna roll and 12 orders of edamame. 1.2431 0.04210 144 114 25 5
5084 I've never slept better on vacation 1.2431 0.04324 144 115 23 6
5085 Just roughly I figure there's about a dozen, zzzzzzz. 1.2431 0.04093 144 113 27 4
5086 I got tired of crying“wolf”. 1.2431 0.04093 144 113 27 4
5087 Hi, I'm calling about your 'flock rate' discount for flights to the Holy Land... 1.2429 0.03948 177 142 27 8
5088 What? You don't sell bales, just grams and ounces? 1.2429 0.03696 177 139 33 5
5089 Yeah, I’m still watching those Trump voters. 1.2429 0.04107 177 144 23 10
5090 BO PEEP? RELAX,THEIR NOT LOST. 1.2429 0.03948 177 142 27 8
5091 No, insomnia is even worse! 1.2429 0.04404 140 112 22 6
5092 It's the only way we can afford to live in an apartment in Brooklyn. 1.2429 0.03909 140 108 30 2
5093 Twelve. 1.2428 0.03923 173 138 28 7
5094 No Mary, your lamb is not here, try the bedroom 1.2428 0.04252 173 142 20 11
5095 i just can't sleep...... 1.2428 0.04172 173 141 22 10
5096 Ya Bo, what is it that you lost again? 1.2426 0.04725 136 111 17 8
5097 I'm bringing lamb chops. 1.2426 0.04366 136 108 23 5
5098 The sheep were tired of the meadow. 1.2426 0.04489 136 109 21 6
5099 Ms. Peep, I found your sheep grazing in my living room. 1.2426 0.04366 136 108 23 5
5100 Right now they're really enjoying the State of the Union. 1.2426 0.04489 136 109 21 6
5101 Yeah, mom. Bo-Peep pulled the wool over my eyes and left me! 1.2426 0.04366 136 108 23 5
5102 I decided to use the GPS app on my phone this time - and you won't believe where I ended up! 1.2426 0.04240 169 138 21 10
5103 Yup, and wagging their tails behind them. 1.2426 0.03984 169 135 27 7
5104 I know! I know! I couldn't believe it either, but they're as happy as ever!! 1.2426 0.03894 169 134 29 6
5105 They're restless right now, waiting for "Heidi" to come on. 1.2426 0.04240 169 138 21 10
5106 Yes, PLEASE tell Miss Peep to pick up her sheep! 1.2426 0.03984 169 135 27 7
5107 We should be fine. I placed an order with Graze. 1.2424 0.03762 165 129 32 4
5108 No, ​they're good. But they say a shepherd's​ crook is not allowed in the building without a permit​. 1.2424 0.03954 165 131 28 6
5109 Do you have any designs for sweaters? 1.2424 0.04137 165 133 24 8
5110 But it gets me thinking about work, which is why I can’t fall asleep in the first place. 1.2424 0.04182 132 103 26 3
5111 Yeah I've tried counting but they just keep coming. 1.2424 0.04046 165 132 26 7
5112 We won’t be coming in today 1.2422 0.04205 161 130 23 8
5113 Hello, is this the missing persons bureau? I'd like to report a young lady named "Bo Peep" who asked me to watch her sheep for five or ten minutes so she could take a potty break - but that was quite a long time ago and she hasn't returned" ! 1.2422 0.04112 161 129 25 7
5114 I am selling to the master, dame and Little Boy who lives down the lane 1.2422 0.04016 161 128 27 6
5115 I'm getting ready to go to sleep. 1.2422 0.03715 161 125 33 3
5116 Yo, Mom, guess where I found them? 1.2422 0.04205 161 130 23 8
5117 My AirBnB offers farm to coffee table service, yes. 1.2422 0.04297 161 131 21 9
5118 Can I call you back? We’re watching the Rams bleat the Jets. 1.2422 0.04802 128 104 17 7
5119 But what´s the problem? You told me it`s a sheep apartement... . 1.2422 0.04802 128 104 17 7
5120 I always feel a bit sheepish when I call in sick. 1.2422 0.04673 128 103 19 6
5121 I was looking to give a rescue cat a good home, but I just couldn't resist them. 1.2420 0.04082 157 125 26 6
5122 I said we need a cheap apartment, Mary. 1.2420 0.04371 157 128 20 9
5123 No, officer, that's not the type of grass I was looking for in my room service order. 1.2420 0.04082 157 125 26 6
5124 Damnit, Matthew. Whatever I do, I can't seem to shake these last 12. 1.2420 0.03876 157 123 30 4
5125 ' You've reached "I Watch Ewes", Harold speaking.' 1.2420 0.03660 157 121 34 2
5126 Yes, I've counted them, but I still can't sleep. 1.2419 0.04633 124 99 20 5
5127 Little Bo Peep I found them! 1.2418 0.04045 153 121 27 5
5128 I don't understand it. I've been counting sheep since yesterday. I still can't get to sleep. And worse I'm dressing like Little Bo-Peep 1.2418 0.04546 153 126 17 10
5129 Peep, we have a problem. 1.2418 0.03937 153 120 29 4
5130 I'm calling it Herd-BnB. We're just lining up our second round of funding. 1.2418 0.04252 153 123 23 7
5131 Lorraine, I’m telling you... they misunderstood when I said I was hurting. 1.2418 0.04352 153 124 21 8
5132 I'd like to order some alfalfa hors d'oeuvres and 16 vodka and Woolite martinis 1.2416 0.04631 149 123 16 10
5133 Come on over! Go past the still water then follow the valley of the shadow of death and your here! 1.2416 0.04222 149 119 24 6
5134 Hi Customer Support, I ordered 20 of your Night Night Sleep Sheep but I think I'm missing the fence? 1.2416 0.04532 149 122 18 9
5135 Hi, it’s me Lil Peep, call off the missing sheep alert, I found them! 1.2416 0.04113 149 118 26 5
5136 When I made the reservation, I asked for " a Room with a View," not a Room for a Ewe! 1.2416 0.04113 149 118 26 5
5137 Are you kidding? The people I swapped homes with brought their cat with them. 1.2416 0.04431 149 121 20 8
5138 You were right, Airbnb was a ton cheaper. 1.2416 0.04328 149 120 22 7
5139 9-1-1? Yeah I'd like to report another wolf sighting 1.2416 0.04008 178 144 25 9
5140 Ms. Bo Peep ? 1.2414 0.03987 174 140 26 8
5141 .....and don’t forget to bring plenty of dip. 1.2414 0.04920 145 122 11 12
5142 Well, did you even ask if it was a flock friendly hotel? 1.2414 0.04514 145 118 19 8
5143 When I began my career as a shepard, there was a lot more green space in the big city. 1.2414 0.03948 145 113 29 3
5144 Might you have a German Shepherd on the staff? 1.2414 0.04184 145 115 25 5
5145 You're the one who wanted to move to the city! 1.2414 0.03729 174 137 32 5
5146 'The co-op just told me that no dogs are allowed." 1.2414 0.04619 145 119 17 9
5147 The Rabbi in the joke said if I sent them outside, the apartment would seem a lot more spacious. But they obviously don't get the joke and keep coming back in. 1.2414 0.04068 145 114 27 4
5148 Not exactly what I had in mind as a bishop. 1.2414 0.04070 174 141 24 9
5149 Yes, I heard about the new wool tariff. 1.2414 0.04068 145 114 27 4
5150 I'm very sorry you can't get to sleep, but I told you- we're on sick leave! 1.2414 0.04514 145 118 19 8
5151 Like we, they've gone astray, Miss Peep. They got off on the wrong floor. 1.2412 0.03963 170 136 27 7
5152 Hello...is this eharmony? 1.2412 0.04049 170 137 25 8
5153 Did you say "sheep in the meadow" or "sheep in the Marriott"? 1.2412 0.03963 170 136 27 7
5154 You're sure this is the way Attenborough got started? 1.2411 0.04259 141 112 24 5
5155 Naaah, Zeke, I still can’t sleep but it’s easier to count them now! 1.2411 0.04014 141 110 28 3
5156 I’ll be down at the park in 5, we’re just finishing Far from the Madding Crowd. 1.2410 0.03933 166 132 28 6
5157 So the cable guy wants me to bundle my TV, internet, and phone package, but I said ,'You're not going to pull the wool over my eyes!' I'm not going to be sheepish. These guys sure know how to fleece ya! 1.2410 0.04114 166 134 24 8
5158 City sprawl moved faster than we could... 1.2410 0.03742 166 130 32 4
5159 Hi Fred. Listen, if you see Peep, tell her not to worry. 1.2409 0.04578 137 111 19 7
5160 It is very hard falling asleep when you try to accurately count Live Sheep! 1.2409 0.04459 137 110 21 6
5161 ...and I said to the officer, "Well how was I supposed to know the Sheep Meadow isn't really a sheep meadow?" 1.2409 0.04459 137 110 21 6
5162 Does that package come with ewetube? 1.2407 0.04273 162 132 21 9
5163 Couldn't we have tried a warm glass of milk first? 1.2406 0.04420 133 106 22 5
5164 My therapist tells me I can't keeping bring my work home with me but now my landlord's on my case too 1.2405 0.04059 158 126 26 6
5165 I lost my Border Collie! 1.2405 0.04253 158 128 22 8
5166 Bah-bye! 1.2405 0.04059 158 126 26 6
5167 Yea, and if I am dreaming, I'm afraid of what comes next! 1.2405 0.04253 158 128 22 8
5168 As soon as Sesame Street is over we'll all go down to Central Park. 1.2405 0.03958 158 125 28 5
5169 What can I say? It was Black Sheep Friday. 1.2405 0.04253 158 128 22 8
5170 I counted all of them three times and it’s still not working. 1.2405 0.04253 158 128 22 8
5171 Hey Mary! It's Shep..... 1.2405 0.04253 158 128 22 8
5172 Hey Bo Peep... Yeah it’s Pied Piper... Uh huh, got the breakup text. 1.2405 0.04438 158 130 18 10
5173 Hello, Peapod, your grass delivery is late—again. 1.2405 0.04157 158 127 24 7
5174 I'm back from shepherding, but selling everything off is taking some time. 1.2405 0.03958 158 125 28 5
5175 Don't worry mom, I've got everything under control. 1.2404 0.03929 183 148 26 9
5176 I was just trying to get away for the weekend and they followed me here. 1.2403 0.04327 154 125 21 8
5177 I've taken herding to a new level. 1.2403 0.04327 154 125 21 8
5178 I nailed my Halloween costume but I haven’t figured out what to do with that sheep yet 1.2403 0.04327 154 125 21 8
5179 Mary!, Mary!! 1.2403 0.04228 154 124 23 7
5180 I just needed a change of scenery, you know, to get away from it all 1.2403 0.04424 154 126 19 9
5181 Yeah, hi, I’d like to take a personal day. 1.2403 0.04327 154 125 21 8
5182 I said order in from Shake Shack, not Sheep Shack. 1.2403 0.04228 154 124 23 7
5183 Bo Peep? Never heard of you. 1.2403 0.04126 154 123 25 6
5184 Hello? I enjoy your conspiracy theory news network but take offense at your use of the term ‘sheeple. 1.2402 0.03908 179 144 27 8
5185 Can't make it to the party tonight. Feeling a bit sheepish. 1.2400 0.03883 175 140 28 7
5186 This should put an end to my sheepless nights. 1.2400 0.04197 150 120 24 6
5187 And I thought the rental ad for ""'Wool"' Floors Throughout" was just a typo. 1.2400 0.04089 150 119 26 5
5188 They Also Have A Suite For Lamas 1.2400 0.03883 175 140 28 7
5189 Little Bow Peep, please 1.2400 0.04089 150 119 26 5
5190 Hey. I herd ewe called. 1.2400 0.04302 150 121 22 7
5191 We got a great Friends and Family package deal. 1.2400 0.03978 150 118 28 4
5192 ...and hold the dressing on the salads. 1.2400 0.04197 150 120 24 6
5193 311? May I respectfully asked why the mayor opened the Sheep Meadow to bike traffic? 1.2400 0.04089 150 119 26 5
5194 I'm done. The shag carpet is now berber. 1.2400 0.04302 150 121 22 7
5195 Where are you? I only rented them for the hour! It's going to screw up lil Bo Peep role-play if you are much later. 1.2397 0.04590 146 120 17 9
5196 Honey... please come back! I promise I'll NEVER bring my work home with me again. 1.2397 0.04043 146 115 27 4
5197 Yes I count them every night but I don’t see how that’s supposed to help me sleep. 1.2397 0.04271 146 117 23 6
5198 Uber? What's the biggest van you've got? 1.2397 0.04380 146 118 21 7
5199 I took the subsidies and headed for higher ground. 1.2397 0.04159 146 116 25 5
5200 Black sheep?...no, uptown. 1.2397 0.04271 146 117 23 6
5201 Airbnb offers me the kind of experience a hotel can’t. It even comes with a shepherd’s crook… 1.2395 0.03912 167 133 28 6
5202 Yes, I've tried everything, and I still can't get to sleep. 1.2395 0.03818 167 132 30 5
5203 You do know wool shrinks when it gets wet. 1.2394 0.03989 142 111 28 3
5204 Blah blah blah... I hear it my sleep. 1.2394 0.04348 142 114 22 6
5205 Am I awake? 1.2394 0.04348 142 114 22 6
5206 Binge-watching. Counting these babies just wasn't working for me. 1.2394 0.04112 142 112 26 4
5207 Thank you. They do shut up when I press Mute. 1.2393 0.04159 163 132 23 8
5208 She wanted to see what I did for work. 1.2393 0.04067 163 131 25 7
5209 I'm confused. I thought you said "til the cows come home"... 1.2393 0.03972 163 130 27 6
5210 Yes, I'd like to order a dozen bales of alfalfa, half with extra cheese and 3 with pepperoni. 1.2393 0.04067 163 131 25 7
5211 I don't know what I'm doing here either mom; the senators flew me in yesterday. 1.2393 0.04067 163 131 25 7
5212 This insomnia is awful. 1.2393 0.04159 163 132 23 8
5213 Of course I wiped my boots before I came in! 1.2393 0.03972 163 130 27 6
5214 Our work from home programs really stinks. 1.2391 0.04548 138 112 19 7
5215 The green roof is a plus, but the 'no dogs' policy is a problem. 1.2391 0.04309 138 110 23 5
5216 No! On Wall Street? 1.2391 0.04430 138 111 21 6
5217 That’s right, boss, a wolf. I’m going to have to take a personal day. 1.2391 0.04885 138 115 13 10
5218 Yo Bo, I’ve found them but they’re not coming home without you! 1.2390 0.04036 159 127 26 6
5219 The reception here is baaaad 1.2390 0.04133 159 128 24 7
5220 Mr. Roberts, do you take them out to do their business all at once or one by one? 1.2390 0.04228 159 129 22 8
5221 I finished counting them but I am still wide awake. 1.2390 0.04036 159 127 26 6
5222 Yes, it took a lot of time, and I thank you. But it's just not working. Have anything with dramamine? 1.2390 0.03936 159 126 28 5
5223 No I ordered a sheep skin coat not sheep kin! 1.2390 0.04322 159 130 20 9
5224 Little Bo Peep's Lost and Found--how can I help you? 1.2390 0.04502 159 132 16 11
5225 So how are the wolves from Wall St doing on the job exchange? 1.2390 0.04133 159 128 24 7
5226 I only realized when I got home that I have been fleeced. 1.2390 0.03833 159 125 30 4
5227 ‘Not ewe, you!” 1.2389 0.04913 113 91 17 5
5228 Bo-Peep here on the forty-fifth floor. Yes, somehow they’re all back, tails and all . 1.2387 0.03893 155 122 29 4
5229 An acre of grass, and large pie. 1.2387 0.03999 155 123 27 5
5230 But I already counted them, though. 1.2387 0.04102 155 124 25 6
5231 No ! I said flock . 1.2387 0.04102 155 124 25 6
5232 I need ten large veggie pizzas with extra cud. 1.2387 0.04203 155 125 23 7
5233 Maybe we should consider renting a condo in Sheepshead Bay. 1.2386 0.03864 176 141 28 7
5234 Man, my augmented reality is soooo immersive. 1.2386 0.03779 176 140 30 6
5235 Yes, We are Legit - No Black sheep here 1.2384 0.04172 151 121 24 6
5236 If you can make it here, you can make it anywhere. 1.2384 0.04064 151 120 26 5
5237 The difficulty taking the flock to the park will be the elevator. 1.2384 0.03954 151 119 28 4
5238 Don't worry about it. I'll have them home in time for the shearing season. 1.2384 0.03724 151 117 32 2
5239 I'm on the last episode and the flock is getting restless, can you come take them for a walk? 1.2384 0.03724 151 117 32 2
5240 It said on airbnb that it had great views of the parade, NFL Ticket and it was pet friendly... 1.2384 0.04064 151 120 26 5
5241 Damn it, Mary! 1.2384 0.04173 172 141 21 10
5242 I can't talk to you right now. I am too busy counting sheep. 1.2381 0.03891 168 134 28 6
5243 Is Mary back from Cancun yet? 1.2381 0.03982 168 135 26 7
5244 After she gave me the staff, Little Go Peep just walks out the door! 1.2381 0.03982 168 135 26 7
5245 I'm watching it now. Looks Baaad. 1.2381 0.04129 126 98 26 2
5246 In theory, it could have been a very successful business, however, there just doesn't seem to be a demand for mascots at mattress stores. 1.2381 0.04133 147 117 25 5
5247 Still Searching for Black Sheep. 1.2381 0.03606 168 131 34 3
5248 They seem to know it's you. 1.2381 0.04242 168 138 20 10
5249 I've tried everything and the picture's still fuzzy. 1.2381 0.03982 168 135 26 7
5250 We all seem to be sheep in the big city crowd. 1.2381 0.04133 147 117 25 5
5251 Wool I’m kinda penned in right now. Being a crook on the lamb in this sheep hotel is just a baaad situation 1.2381 0.04245 147 118 23 6
5252 I was on my way to Grandmother's house and they just came along. 1.2381 0.03798 168 133 30 5
5253 I guess I must have lost count for a moment there. 1.2381 0.03982 168 135 26 7
5254 Well I guess you were right when you said that grass was greener back home. 1.2381 0.04157 168 137 22 9
5255 How do you want me to fall asleep with sheep with no fence? 1.2378 0.03855 164 130 29 5
5256 I'm gonna take the day off today, boss. Feeling a little sheepish. 1.2378 0.03855 164 130 29 5
5257 Hurry or you'll miss the Eweshour. 1.2378 0.03951 164 131 27 6
5258 All say ' love you too' 1.2378 0.04313 164 135 19 10
5259 Fake news keeping you up too? 1.2378 0.04225 164 134 21 9
5260 He's giving a press conference. I know a crook when I see one. 1.2378 0.03855 164 130 29 5
5261 They like to watch the Rams play." Peter Klebnikov, New York, New Yor 1.2378 0.03855 164 130 29 5
5262 I keep counting them, but still can't sleep. 1.2378 0.04044 164 132 25 7
5263 The house swap is okay... It does have a gorgeous green view, next to a park, but it's on the 23rd floor. The sheep aren't thrilled. 1.2378 0.03951 164 131 27 6
5264 If you sleep over, you can count them. 1.2378 0.04087 143 113 26 4
5265 You 'herd' me the first time? Real funny, pal. 1.2378 0.04543 143 117 18 8
5266 The traffic is so bad, I’m still on the south side of the living room. 1.2378 0.04434 143 116 20 7
5267 Yes - I'd like 15 large Veggie-Lovers pizzas 1.2378 0.04321 143 115 22 6
5268 No, that was one order of yellow curry and 15 orders of weeds, with an 's,' but best of luck with... Yes, I've seen the research.... 1.2375 0.04110 160 129 24 7
5269 I thought they said " pen house" . 1.2375 0.03812 160 126 30 4
5270 A sheepdog? Whatever for? 1.2375 0.04205 160 130 22 8
5271 This is Mary 1.2375 0.04297 160 131 20 9
5272 Not much; just Netflix and wool. 1.2375 0.04205 160 130 22 8
5273 How was I supposed to know that when you told me to "count sheep" to help me fall asleep you meant metaphorically? 1.2375 0.03914 160 127 28 5
5274 Hail, Mary? 1.2375 0.04205 160 130 22 8
5275 I really like the ewe up here. 1.2375 0.04205 160 130 22 8
5276 I wanted to get away for a few days. Do you always have to follow me around like...oh,never mind. 1.2375 0.04110 160 129 24 7
5277 Marge, I’m desperate. Which channel is Animal Planet? 1.2375 0.03812 160 126 30 4
5278 I used the Find Your Sheep app. 1.2375 0.04205 160 130 22 8
5279 Wait - you mean to tell me that all of your Halloween costumes are shipped with extra accessories? 1.2375 0.04297 160 131 20 9
5280 Well, this way it's MUCH easier than herding cats. 1.2375 0.04013 160 128 26 6
5281 Don't worry Mom, the whole divorce went smoothly. I got most her assets among other items. 1.2375 0.04205 160 130 22 8
5282 But the Central Park Sheep Meadow across the street was your big selling point! 1.2375 0.04013 160 128 26 6
5283 No, Mary, I have more than one little lamb 1.2375 0.04205 160 130 22 8
5284 Hello. May I speak with Little Bo Peep? 1.2374 0.04402 139 112 21 6
5285 So far everything's been peaceful - but the lion hasn't arrrived yet. 1.2374 0.04402 139 112 21 6
5286 Hi Doc, Anything else for insomnia? The counting sheep are bahd. 1.2373 0.04087 177 145 22 10
5287 I need Babe and I need him NOW! 1.2373 0.03585 177 139 34 4
5288 I asked for 11 woolen sweaters! 1.2372 0.03976 156 124 27 5
5289 I can't come help you sleep right now, I'm already booked for tonight. 1.2372 0.04179 156 126 23 7
5290 Is this your idea of a sheep trick? 1.2372 0.03976 156 124 27 5
5291 They ate the philodendron. 1.2372 0.04079 156 125 25 6
5292 This ISN'T going to jeopardize their free range status!! 1.2372 0.03976 156 124 27 5
5293 The TV is so HD that it's like I'm seeing it in real life! 1.2372 0.03976 156 124 27 5
5294 I'm looking for a classic pre- war six stall. 1.2372 0.04079 156 125 25 6
5295 Martha, for the last time they don't want to see you. 1.2372 0.03976 156 124 27 5
5296 They heard the latest episode of "Sheeping Up With the Kardashirams" was on TV and rushed in. 1.2370 0.04727 135 111 16 8
5297 'The crook I ordered was supposed to come with the built-in flashlight" 1.2370 0.04487 135 109 20 6
5298 Nothing, hanging out with my fur babies. You? 1.2370 0.04362 135 108 22 5
5299 ...and Mussolini said they can’t be trusted with their own freedom. 1.2370 0.04362 135 108 22 5
5300 My flock likes to stay on the Upper East Side these days. 1.2370 0.03814 173 138 29 6
5301 Oh nothing...How about ewe? 1.2370 0.03986 173 140 25 8
5302 The first date went well, but she’s kind of a goat herder. 1.2370 0.03633 173 136 33 4
5303 Bad news...they figured out how to bribe the doorman. 1.2370 0.03986 173 140 25 8
5304 we're hiding from the big bad wolf 1.2368 0.04041 152 121 26 5
5305 I left them alone but they won’t go home. 1.2368 0.04147 152 122 24 6
5306 I'm feeling a little sheepish asking you this, but... 1.2368 0.04147 152 122 24 6
5307 I'd like to order twelve salads and one lamb chop. 1.2368 0.04352 152 124 20 8
5308 The view is amazing, but I’m seriously rethinking the ‘Urban Sheppard’ experience.” 1.2368 0.04352 152 124 20 8
5309 One Shepherd’s Pie, extra cheese, and a Diet Coke. 1.2368 0.04041 152 121 26 5
5310 I can get them to NYC, but I can't get them to watch the same show. 1.2368 0.04251 152 123 22 7
5311 Did you jiggle the handle? 1.2368 0.04147 152 122 24 6
5312 But they're not pets. 1.2368 0.04251 152 123 22 7
5313 This really doesn't help with my insomnia 1.2368 0.03819 152 119 30 3
5314 I asked for 99! 1.2368 0.03931 152 120 28 4
5315 Nice chatting, but I've got to get the flock outta here. 1.2367 0.04048 169 137 24 8
5316 Yeah, the landlord wore wool clothing. Why do you ask? 1.2367 0.03960 169 136 26 7
5317 Don't tell me I'm sheepish, I know sheepish when I see it" 1.2367 0.03778 169 134 30 5
5318 I'm so glad that your all Ram's fans too!" 1.2366 0.04030 131 102 27 2
5319 That's what ewe said! 1.2366 0.03559 186 147 34 5
5320 Ms Peep, send the finder's money to my PayPal account then I'll get your stinking sheep back to you. 1.2366 0.03796 186 150 28 8
5321 ...right, and do you have any ivy? 1.2365 0.04326 148 120 21 7
5322 Hello? I need to get the flock outta here! 1.2365 0.04108 148 118 25 5
5323 Bo, missing something? 1.2365 0.03995 148 117 27 4
5324 We were being stalked by a wolf, so I brought them home with me. 1.2365 0.03995 148 117 27 4
5325 What can I say? These retaliatory tariffs on wool are messing up my life. 1.2365 0.04431 148 121 19 8
5326 I'm a nativity New Yorker. 1.2365 0.04219 148 119 23 6
5327 Room service? Party here in 524. Send up a fifth of Woolite. 1.2365 0.04219 148 119 23 6
5328 Yes, your order for a sleep-aid is ready to be picked up. 1.2365 0.04326 148 120 21 7
5329 It was easy I changed my ring tone to baaà 1.2365 0.04634 148 123 15 10
5330 Come on over! It's lamb for dinner! 1.2365 0.04108 148 118 25 5
5331 I'm gonna have to call you baaaack. 1.2365 0.04219 148 119 23 6
5332 Is this the residence of Little Bo Peep? 1.2364 0.04113 165 134 23 8
5333 The picture is terrible. No, I can't be here between noon and 5. 1.2364 0.04022 165 133 25 7
5334 Room Service? Another 14 bales of hay. 1.2364 0.03929 165 132 27 6
5335 The meta-pastoral studies program here just isn't theoretical enough for me. 1.2363 0.03929 182 148 25 9
5336 I'm telling you, Mom, sheep-hoarding might be my calling. 1.2361 0.04294 144 116 22 6
5337 Mom, I haven't been 'little' for some time and I know exactly where to find them. 1.2361 0.04294 144 116 22 6
5338 I was just trying to take a nap 1.2361 0.04294 144 116 22 6
5339 Okay, so I'm an overachiever. I still can't sleep! 1.2361 0.04062 144 114 26 4
5340 I don’t know, Bo. I guess they followed you here last night. 1.2361 0.04294 144 116 22 6
5341 No, I haven't met with the owners to show them their new organic wool carpet 1.2361 0.04062 144 114 26 4
5342 Even if it's bad, they'll watch. It's like they think they're supposed to. 1.2361 0.04294 144 116 22 6
5343 One for the Master. One for the mill. Not so sure I owe a whole bag to the little boy who lives on the hill. 1.2360 0.04087 161 130 24 7
5344 Elevation's good, but they're a little confused. 1.2360 0.03893 161 128 28 5
5345 It's still saying "No HDMI Input Source." 1.2360 0.04363 161 133 18 10
5346 "Sounds like a plan. You know, I've been trying to get the flock out of this town for years. 1.2360 0.03893 161 128 28 5
5347 Sheep yoga is the new thing. 1.2360 0.03471 161 124 36 1
5348 Mary...Mary? Can you hear me now? 1.2360 0.04087 161 130 24 7
5349 Circe?... she just left. 1.2360 0.04181 161 131 22 8
5350 My staff agrees that I am the best leader since the beginning of time. 1.2358 0.04909 123 101 15 7
5351 Is this the Bo-Peep residence? 1.2357 0.04489 140 114 19 7
5352 This costume is so convincing, I attracted TWELVE sheep on my walk home! 1.2357 0.04132 140 111 25 4
5353 What do you mean, the Wool Network costs extra?" 1.2357 0.04373 140 113 21 6
5354 I think my Google GPS needs attention. 1.2357 0.04254 140 112 23 5
5355 It’s a nice enough Airbnb, but we can’t decide between Shetland and Black-ish. 1.2357 0.04055 157 126 25 6
5356 The bulls and the bears haven't been able to get out of a narrow trading range. So, I am advocating diversity to shake things up. 1.2357 0.03849 157 124 29 4
5357 Hello, Air bnb? We're really not happy - the ad said unobstructed views! 1.2356 0.03966 174 141 25 8
5358 No, no, I think you have the wrong number. This isn't the Good Shepherd, this is Dan the Barely Passible Shepherd. 1.2356 0.03794 174 139 29 6
5359 Fifty pounds of grass, and a side of curds and whey. 1.2356 0.03966 174 141 25 8
5360 So I’m like, you know where you can put your meadow...... 1.2353 0.04017 153 122 26 5
5361 The Global Warning made them nervous so we moved to higher ground. 1.2353 0.04017 153 122 26 5
5362 Hi, is this Little Bo Peep? 1.2353 0.04017 153 122 26 5
5363 Well, they don't mind housesitting, but I’m getting claustrophobic. 1.2353 0.04418 119 94 22 3
5364 You won't believe what I herd. 1.2353 0.04810 136 113 14 9
5365 We're fine. How's ewes doin' 1.2353 0.04123 153 123 24 6
5366 I know where Little Bo Peep lost her sheep. 1.2353 0.04123 153 123 24 6
5367 About the poop, Bo Peep . . . 1.2353 0.04226 153 124 22 7
5368 I think we need a recount 1.2353 0.04333 136 109 22 5
5369 Nope, not opposed to occasional business travel. And that would be a big yes, I do see myself as more of a leader-type. 1.2353 0.04123 153 123 24 6
5370 It started with the bees on the roof, and it's been all downhill from there. 1.2353 0.04074 136 107 26 3
5371 Yes, hello Ms. Bo Peep. I'm calling about the sheep... 1.2353 0.03909 153 121 28 4
5372 Just tell Little Bo that she must have lost them. 1.2353 0.04205 136 108 24 4
5373 Oh, hey doc. I was wondering if you could prescribe something a wee bit stronger please? 1.2353 0.04017 153 122 26 5
5374 I guess this is what happens when you take your work home. 1.2353 0.04333 136 109 22 5
5375 I'm not sure what happened, but they keep asking for Hannity. 1.2353 0.04425 153 126 18 9
5376 Yes, I herd ewes 1.2349 0.04091 166 135 23 8
5377 Mary isn't here, this is her cousin, Lary. 1.2349 0.04179 166 136 21 9
5378 Yeah, the couch is fine. I can get plenty of sheep anywhere. 1.2349 0.03908 166 133 27 6
5379 I'm calling to report the audience survey figures. 1.2349 0.04179 166 136 21 9
5380 We’re binge herding. 1.2349 0.03717 166 131 31 4
5381 I'd like to cancel my Netflox subscription. 1.2349 0.04193 149 120 23 6
5382 Yes, Mom, I'm still very sheepish when dealing with my work staff. 1.2349 0.04300 149 121 21 7
5383 Yes, yes, I got the new sheep sofa. 1.2349 0.04300 149 121 21 7
5384 Room service? Yes, I can't find Sheepflix...and the flock is getting restless. 1.2349 0.03971 149 118 27 4
5385 I'm really not sure you're going to like "The Silence of the Lambs." 1.2349 0.04084 149 119 25 5
5386 Oh yeah we're doing great- they're loving the fresh, um. . . country air. 1.2349 0.04193 149 120 23 6
5387 Yes, doc I tried it, but frankly I don't see how this is supposed to put me to sleep… 1.2349 0.04404 149 122 19 8
5388 Life in the big city? Well you know, it really separates the sheep from the goats. 1.2349 0.04506 149 123 17 9
5389 Wow, I slept unbelievably well. Counting sheep really works! 1.2349 0.04300 149 121 21 7
5390 No, sorry, I can't go out... yes, well, it works better than melatonin. 1.2349 0.04506 149 123 17 9
5391 They said this wasn't a baa-ed neighborhood. 1.2348 0.04670 132 108 17 7
5392 Yeah, I really should have thought about the sheep before I signed the lease on a fifth floor walk-up. 1.2346 0.03722 179 143 30 6
5393 If I had watched the news earlier I would've ran for president too, it seems I have the required skillset. 1.2346 0.04338 162 134 18 10
5394 Relax! I'm watching, I'm watching! 1.2346 0.03969 162 130 26 6
5395 The cane is no longer fooling them, it's only a matter of time now. 1.2346 0.03969 162 130 26 6
5396 Yes, I am looking for a field where sheep may safely graze. 1.2345 0.04268 145 117 22 6
5397 Shepherding ain't what it used to be. I know. 1.2345 0.04268 145 117 22 6
5398 No, turns out there were plenty of rooms at the inn. 1.2345 0.04378 145 118 20 7
5399 I did leave them alone never thinking they could trace me. 1.2345 0.04378 145 118 20 7
5400 I got bombed in the Whiffenpoof Bar last night and you'll never believe where I wound up this morning, and with whom. 1.2345 0.04154 145 116 24 5
5401 I'm watching Baaaack to the Future. 1.2345 0.04037 145 115 26 4
5402 Little Bo-Peep, get your ass over here. 1.2345 0.04378 145 118 20 7
5403 Being an urban farmer just wasn't enough for me. 1.2345 0.04154 145 116 24 5
5404 They weren't too happy about the wool couch, but otherwise they feel like they may safely graze. 1.2345 0.04486 145 119 18 8
5405 Stacy, I' m not lying! I have sheep! 11.....no 12 of them, and a cane. Stacy I have a cane. 1.2344 0.04638 128 104 18 6
5406 Add seven, no make that eight, wait ELEVEN egg rolls with that please. 1.2343 0.04108 175 144 21 10
5407 Bopeep? I found your sheep. 1.2343 0.03687 175 139 31 5
5408 Even with the one bedroom, it hasn't been baaaaahd. 1.2342 0.03827 158 125 29 4
5409 It is the final episode of Lassie 1.2342 0.04032 158 127 25 6
5410 You told me to count sheep to get to sleep! 1.2342 0.03827 158 125 29 4
5411 I only have eyes for ewe 1.2342 0.04322 158 130 19 9
5412 Yup, left the black sheep in Times Square.” 1.2342 0.04131 158 128 23 7
5413 No, nothing special. Just sitting around shooing the sheep. 1.2342 0.04131 158 128 23 7
5414 Auckland is wonderful. 1.2342 0.04131 158 128 23 7
5415 You were right. They just needed some time alone. 1.2342 0.04032 158 127 25 6
5416 Okay.... which one of you called me dad? 1.2340 0.04227 141 113 23 5
5417 It started raining! 1.2340 0.04573 141 116 17 8
5418 Hello Peep, I found your sheep! 1.2340 0.04106 141 112 25 4
5419 Hello BoPeep they’re here. 1.2340 0.04227 141 113 23 5
5420 Batteries not included? What do you take me for, a goat herder? 1.2340 0.04227 141 113 23 5
5421 Okay, one more bedtime story before you get to sleep” 1.2339 0.03550 171 134 34 3
5422 Well, you know how my wife gets when work follows me on vacation. 1.2339 0.03646 171 135 32 4
5423 Room service...? I’d like a bushel of grass... and a hamburger. 1.2339 0.03830 171 137 28 6
5424 This AirBNBaa is ok - but it's a little far afield. 1.2339 0.03830 171 137 28 6
5425 I used ''shepard" figure-of-speechly, not matter-of-factly. 1.2339 0.03919 171 138 26 7
5426 No, my name is NOT Mary! 1.2338 0.03994 154 123 26 5
5427 We took a wrong ewe turn. 1.2338 0.04201 154 125 22 7
5428 No. I did not open the sofa bed first. Would that help? 1.2338 0.03775 154 121 30 3
5429 Hello? Uber? 1.2338 0.03886 154 122 28 4
5430 Why the guests? Well, I don't know. All I remember last night was that I couldn't sleep. 1.2338 0.03994 154 123 26 5
5431 Fake News. I know exactly where they are; right here with me; where they belong. I have never lost a sheep in my life. 1.2338 0.04099 154 124 24 6
5432 Hello? Yes, I seem to have a fuzzy connection. 1.2338 0.03994 154 123 26 5
5433 Tonight, I'm trying a new all-natural sleep aid. 1.2338 0.04099 154 124 24 6
5434 I'd like to order a bale of grass edibles. 1.2338 0.04099 154 124 24 6
5435 and of course, the cow is NOT in the corn 1.2336 0.04305 137 110 22 5
5436 Mary has a little lamb-hoarding problem and needs help. 1.2336 0.04428 137 111 20 6
5437 I get it but they are not lambs. 1.2336 0.04428 137 111 20 6
5438 Yeah, I found the place on AirBaa-n-Baa. 1.2336 0.04305 137 110 22 5
5439 Somebody's putting up condos where they used to graze, but I found a pretty nice AirBnB. 1.2336 0.04664 137 113 16 8
5440 Sorry, guys. I've found something more helpful to get sleeping... 1.2335 0.03793 167 133 29 5
5441 When I said you are the black sheep of the family, I was not being literal. 1.2335 0.04156 167 137 21 9
5442 Have you seen my dog? 1.2335 0.03887 167 134 27 6
5443 The cows may be in the corn, but the sheep are definitely not in the meadow. 1.2335 0.04156 167 137 21 9
5444 Bo Peep? How much longer? 1.2335 0.04156 167 137 21 9
5445 My doctor says the best way to cure my insomnia is to count sheep. 1.2335 0.03793 167 133 29 5
5446 Now? I’m watchin’ t.v. like the rest of ewe’s guys. 1.2333 0.04378 150 123 19 8
5447 There's some discontent, but we're wintering in town. 1.2333 0.04274 150 122 21 7
5448 I have been counting sheep and still cannot sleep 1.2333 0.04168 150 121 23 6
5449 Yeah, QVC? I’ll take a couple of those Grandmaster Shearers. 1.2333 0.04274 150 122 21 7
5450 ...then he says he can’t sleep since I threw him out” 1.2333 0.04274 150 122 21 7
5451 Oh, heard of sheep. That's not what I thought you meant. 1.2333 0.04168 150 121 23 6
5452 Is this 1-800-BoPeep? 1.2333 0.04378 150 123 19 8
5453 They really pulled the wool over my eyes with this "organic" holiday sale. 1.2333 0.04274 150 122 21 7
5454 Oh, it's on the 4th moor not the floor? 1.2333 0.04060 150 120 25 5
5455 Yo. David here. 1.2333 0.04274 150 122 21 7
5456 Like I said when I checked in—because I can’t sleep without counting them. 1.2333 0.03704 180 144 30 6
5457 Is the wool free range? Well, they have 1 & 1/2 baths, which is quite uncommon in this zip code. 1.2331 0.04042 163 132 24 7
5458 No, you did not wake me up. 1.2331 0.04042 163 132 24 7
5459 I'm starting to rethink this cane... 1.2331 0.03850 163 130 28 5
5460 Trump has his problems I have mine. 1.2331 0.04042 163 132 24 7
5461 Are we having a field day today? 1.2331 0.04514 133 108 19 6
5462 I just got back from the park. 1.2331 0.04118 133 105 25 3
5463 Mary had a hi-rise condo too 1.2331 0.04254 133 106 23 4
5464 GrunbHub? Can you bring 3 bales mixed clover, 1 each rye grass and fescue to 49 Country Lane ASAP? 1.2330 0.03668 176 140 31 5
5465 Could you please deliver a hamburger, sweet tea, and three hundred blades of grass? 1.2330 0.03756 176 141 29 6
5466 We're moving on up; we finally got a piece of the shepherd's pie. 1.2329 0.04458 146 120 18 8
5467 So, I've taken the "farm" out of "farm to table" 1.2329 0.04128 146 117 24 5
5468 The ewes keep standing in front of the news 1.2329 0.03770 146 114 30 2
5469 I don't know how they got here either,Bo-Peep! 1.2329 0.04241 146 118 22 6
5470 We stay until Friday, just in case they have another turkey shortage this year. 1.2329 0.04458 146 120 18 8
5471 Yes, I’m aware the ad said, “dog walker”... 1.2329 0.03893 146 115 28 3
5472 I tried to lose them! 1.2329 0.03893 146 115 28 3
5473 So I DID tell the guy down at the deli that I wanted lamb and,well,he called my bluff. 1.2329 0.04012 146 116 26 4
5474 Don't call me when I'm at the office. 1.2329 0.04128 146 117 24 5
5475 Ms. Peep? Yeah, it looks like they came back to your old home again. Yup, waggin’ their tails behind ‘em. They’re yours. 1.2327 0.04204 159 130 21 8
5476 Call me Baa Baa Back 1.2327 0.04108 159 129 23 7
5477 Hey, Little Bo-Peep, I found your sheep 1.2327 0.04108 159 129 23 7
5478 I gotta get off these pills... 1.2327 0.04010 159 128 25 6
5479 Bo, found them in Sheep's Meadow: of all places! 1.2327 0.04204 159 130 21 8
5480 Remember what you told me to do for my insomnia? I followed your directions.. What do I do now? 1.2327 0.04010 159 128 25 6
5481 You know; Sheep in, sheep out. 1.2327 0.04108 159 129 23 7
5482 Thanks for taking my call, Dr. Phil. About your tips on insomnia... 1.2327 0.04108 159 129 23 7
5483 Yeah...I’m calling for a wolf exterminator. 1.2326 0.03720 172 137 30 5
5484 'Join the gig economy,' they said. 'They're the jobs of the future,' they said. 1.2326 0.03810 172 138 28 6
5485 I think I took a wrong turn. 1.2324 0.03794 185 150 27 8
5486 We're up here on Brokeback Couch. Where are you? 1.2324 0.03554 185 147 33 5
5487 No idea where Bo’Peep is but I have her sheep if you see her 1.2324 0.03794 185 150 27 8
5488 I don't know, we have become very attached to the new situation. 1.2324 0.04201 142 114 23 5
5489 I'm telling ewe, that 3-D printer has changed my life! 1.2324 0.04652 142 118 15 9
5490 I've go this terrific job house sitting for Sam Sephard." 1.2323 0.04177 155 126 22 7
5491 I'm going to move! My flat mates make too much mess." 1.2323 0.04177 155 126 22 7
5492 Hello, is this the Ace Carpet Cleaning Company? 1.2323 0.03864 155 123 28 4
5493 Can't make it. You didn't mention that there's wolves on Wall Street. 1.2323 0.04075 155 125 24 6
5494 Can I have the number of a Little Bo-Peep? 1.2323 0.04075 155 125 24 6
5495 I dunno...Peep threw me her staff and yelled 'quit calling me Little!' 1.2323 0.04177 155 126 22 7
5496 Well I couldn't have some wannabe sheep herder saying I'd lost them again. 1.2323 0.04075 155 125 24 6
5497 No, Boy Blue's in the meadow, fast asleep. I'm Boy Red, and I'm awake in Bensonhurst. 1.2321 0.03867 168 135 27 6
5498 Mary, it's Harry. I think your lambs are confused. 1.2321 0.03958 168 136 25 7
5499 You wouldn't believe the gig I got with the shepherd-sharing app. 1.2321 0.03678 168 133 31 4
5500 Six months ago this was all scrubby Outback. 1.2321 0.04047 168 137 23 8
5501 Wait...it’s ‘until the cow come home’? 1.2321 0.03579 168 132 33 3
5502 YES we guarantee no sleep problems but you must take the lot 1.2321 0.03867 168 135 27 6
5503 Please tell BoPeep to stop shopping and get back to the hotel now!! 1.2320 0.03450 194 154 35 5
5504 I got them in the village, at the artisinal sheep shop. 1.2319 0.04151 138 110 24 4
5505 I'm sheeping a lot these days. 1.2319 0.04399 138 112 20 6
5506 He is white and wooly, Yes, I said white and wooly - last seen on the Q train Express. 1.2319 0.04517 138 113 18 7
5507 I signed up for this app where they message me if they need a shepherd for a few hours. 1.2318 0.04452 151 125 17 9
5508 Yeah, Bo Peep? You’re gonna need more than one Uber. 1.2318 0.04249 151 123 21 7
5509 David couldn’t sleep with the knowledge that each time he counted one or two went missing. 1.2318 0.04036 151 121 25 5
5510 The transition to city life has been tough, but we've become big fans of Los Angeles football. 1.2318 0.04144 151 122 23 6
5511 Yeah...I did fall asleep in a hurry, but when I woke up, they'd all jumped back over. 1.2318 0.04144 151 122 23 6
5512 chillin, ewe? 1.2318 0.04249 151 123 21 7
5513 I have a little lamb problem. 1.2318 0.04036 151 121 25 5
5514 But when I signed the lease, I told you I needed green space for my flock. 1.2318 0.04351 151 124 19 8
5515 Peep wants a divorce. 1.2317 0.04202 164 135 20 9
5516 They're looking for a lone wolf. 1.2317 0.03730 164 130 30 4
5517 Bo Peep with two Es 1.2317 0.03829 164 131 28 5
5518 Sominex worked better! 1.2317 0.04202 164 135 20 9
5519 Airbnb is cheaper than pasture land! 1.2317 0.04202 164 135 20 9
5520 Hello, Mary, we have an interesting problem with your promiscuous little lamb. 1.2317 0.03730 164 130 30 4
5521 I'm house sitting for Little Bo Peep. 1.2313 0.04357 134 108 21 5
5522 Welcome to Livelamb, your fresh delivery service, you’re speaking with Abraham. 1.2313 0.04607 134 110 17 7
5523 No, I haven't lost any; I've found a dozen. 1.2313 0.04484 134 109 19 6
5524 This is Bo Peep reporting ... I've finally found them 1.2313 0.04607 134 110 17 7
5525 Have you heard of method acting? The Nativity play is going to be a masterpiece. 1.2313 0.04103 147 118 24 5
5526 No you've got the wrong number, this isn't the "good Shepherd," this is actually the "meh Shepherd." I work out of New York City 1.2313 0.04215 147 119 22 6
5527 The cows are in the corn ? 1.2313 0.04103 147 118 24 5
5528 Greener pastures did not mean Park Avenue and satellite TV. 1.2313 0.04103 147 118 24 5
5529 Mary, which one's yours? 1.2313 0.04324 147 120 20 7
5530 I'd like to order a dozen grass and clover pizzas for delivery please. 1.2313 0.04103 147 118 24 5
5531 I tried hanging out in Central Park, but they didn't want to miss Survivor. 1.2312 0.03887 160 128 27 5
5532 Doc, it didn't work their bleating kept me awake. 1.2312 0.04085 160 130 23 7
5533 I . said: Where are my peeps? 1.2312 0.04085 160 130 23 7
5534 Well, if we check out first thing in the morning and catch the earliest train, we should be out to pasture by breakfast time. And, until then, I shouldn't have any trouble getting to sleep. 1.2312 0.04085 160 130 23 7
5535 So I started counting sheep like you told me to... 1.2312 0.03887 160 128 27 5
5536 It's really not as hard as you said it would be 1.2312 0.04048 173 142 22 9
5537 I decided to try taking a staycation. 1.2312 0.03609 173 137 32 4
5538 Mom, we have a problem. They are saying none of the sheep is Merino enough for the winter collection. 1.2312 0.04290 173 145 16 12
5539 Text Senator Peep we found 'em 1.2312 0.03790 173 139 28 6
5540 No! I'm the Jesus of 59th street. 1.2308 0.04052 156 126 24 6
5541 Are you sure they're not wolves in sheep's clothing? 1.2308 0.04174 143 115 23 5
5542 How about I bring in lamb kebobs to the holiday party tomorrow? 1.2308 0.04347 156 129 18 9
5543 Yeah, I'm just with the guys. 1.2308 0.04251 156 128 20 8
5544 " Have Ms. Bo Peep try the Old Sheppard Arms, room 307." 1.2308 0.04291 143 116 21 6
5545 Mary, honey, this is your dad. You've got to get back here right away. Your in-laws are looking for you . 1.2308 0.04347 156 129 18 9
5546 Can ewe hear me? 1.2308 0.04404 143 117 19 7
5547 I know it's daylight, but I'm still counting 1.2308 0.04055 143 114 25 4
5548 Room service, send up a hamburger, coffee, and a bale of clover.” 1.2308 0.03846 169 136 27 6
5549 Hi, is this the number for the Shears catalog? 1.2308 0.04305 130 104 22 4
5550 The TV is set to watch "Sheep May Safely Gaze", but a lot of them still seem anxious. 1.2308 0.04196 169 140 19 10
5551 Hi Little Bo, I found them. 1.2308 0.04025 169 138 23 8
5552 I've secured the sheep 1.2308 0.04025 169 138 23 8
5553 I wanted them to feel more comfortable at work. So I told them not to think of me as their shepherd but as their friend... 1.2308 0.04052 156 126 24 6
5554 Is that AirBaaNBaa? 1.2308 0.04827 130 108 14 8
5555 I got the sheep rate online. 1.2308 0.04174 143 115 23 5
5556 Just 'till Tuesday. She needs 'em for her yoga class. 1.2308 0.04025 169 138 23 8
5557 It's a living! 1.2308 0.04291 143 116 21 6
5558 No,I'm not the Shepherd of the Hills, I'm the Shepherd of Murray Hill 1.2308 0.04052 156 126 24 6
5559 Don't worry Donald, they're still with us... so far. 1.2308 0.04196 169 140 19 10
5560 Joel Trubetki was 43 and living with his brother downtown when he decided Literalism was the New Surrealism. 1.2308 0.04404 143 117 19 7
5561 Counted the sheep but still no sleep. 1.2308 0.04052 156 126 24 6
5562 Listen, were safe here, Little Bo Peep will never think of looking for them at my mom's apartment. 1.2308 0.04291 143 116 21 6
5563 Yo, Peep! I think your wait is over. 1.2308 0.04152 156 127 22 7
5564 You didn’t mention Dolly had sisters. 1.2308 0.04174 143 115 23 5
5565 Send up the barber and make it snappy. 1.2308 0.03842 156 124 28 4
5566 Sorry, Bo-Peep can't come to the phone right now. She's fast asleep after counting too many sheep last night. 1.2303 0.03609 165 130 32 3
5567 Sleep, perchance to....knit 1.2303 0.03998 165 134 24 7
5568 Oh, I shepherded ’em, boss . . . Right into the city. Now we can sell sweaters “MADE IN BROOKLYN”! 1.2303 0.03710 165 131 30 4
5569 Weren't they supposed to help me sleep? 1.2303 0.04089 165 135 22 8
5570 I told the doorman to send you up, not ewes up! 1.2303 0.03904 165 133 26 6
5571 Those Wolf of Wall Street wannbe types won't know what hit'em tomorrow. 1.2303 0.03998 165 134 24 7
5572 They say they can't leave 'til they see the fake news. 1.2303 0.04179 165 136 20 9
5573 Hello, MiracleGro? Can I order take-out? 1.2303 0.04223 152 124 21 7
5574 I'm just the petsitter. The Clooneys aren't here at the moment. 1.2303 0.03902 152 121 27 4
5575 Hello, Ewe-ber customer service? Calling to report a lost sheep. . 1.2303 0.04325 152 125 19 8
5576 Not only did we go to the wrong lane, but the boy only wanted black wool. 1.2303 0.04012 152 122 25 5
5577 Baaad news. Insomnia again. 1.2303 0.04119 152 123 23 6
5578 It's not as bad as I thought it would be when the ranch went condo 1.2302 0.04370 139 113 20 6
5579 I don't know wher Bo is but I found his friggen sheep. 1.2302 0.04125 139 111 24 4
5580 Bo peep here...no they're not lost. Don't know how, but they rented a room in a high rise, so we'll be here thru the weekend. 1.2302 0.04602 139 115 16 8
5581 Hello Room Service, this is Mr. Shepherd on the 4th floor, Room 10. Please send a bale of hay up, my guests are hungry. 1.2302 0.04488 139 114 18 7
5582 I'd like to order ten bales of hay and shovel. 1.2299 0.03943 174 142 24 8
5583 From Loft to Table 1.2299 0.03943 174 142 24 8
5584 I want to speak to Little Bo Peep. 1.2298 0.04062 161 131 23 7
5585 Yes, I'd like to order an avocado toast, some peanut butter brittle, and forty pounds of clover for my little bro peeps." 1.2298 0.03866 161 129 27 5
5586 Turns out they could care less about Fox News. 1.2297 0.04298 148 121 20 7
5587 Relax, Jacob. The flock is fine. Just put on something called "Silence of the Lambs" to make them feel more at home. 1.2297 0.03964 148 118 26 4
5588 At this rate, they’d follow me off a, well, it rhymes with stiff. 1.2297 0.03846 148 117 28 3
5589 Miss Bo-Peep, please.......... 1.2297 0.04298 148 121 20 7
5590 yes, 3 square yards of sod. 7B is the apartment. Doorman will let you up. And no wolves clothing 1.2297 0.04507 148 123 16 9
5591 Wool futures are up; I'm ready to release the sheep. 1.2297 0.04298 148 121 20 7
5592 Ok, we can watch Silence of the Lambs, or the Rams are playing the Bears... 1.2297 0.04190 148 120 22 6
5593 So I said “Flock Ewe”, It’s cold outside. 1.2297 0.04190 148 120 22 6
5594 Have you seen The Wolf of Wall Street? 1.2297 0.03964 148 118 26 4
5595 Yes I am the Artisanal Sleep Expert 1.2297 0.04298 148 121 20 7
5596 You were right. If the president isn't yelling, the lose interest fast. 1.2296 0.04576 135 111 17 7
5597 Sure we know there are no wolves in Central Park but we've gotten to like temperature and humidity controls. 1.2296 0.04328 135 109 21 5
5598 WHO WANTS PIZZA? 1.2296 0.04454 135 110 19 6
5599 It's a nice room, furnished, huge TV, carpet that used to be shag. 1.2295 0.03731 183 148 28 7
5600 I’d like a small pizza, extra cheese, and twelve sides of white clover. 1.2295 0.03650 183 147 30 6
5601 I need to gather the sheep and get the flock out of here. 1.2294 0.03916 170 138 25 7
5602 We can't seem to get our act together here 'cause there's no dogs allowed. 1.2294 0.04174 170 141 19 10
5603 Hello, Room Service? This is Little BoPeep in Room 1253. Could I get 10 bales of hay and 12 buckets of corn. 1.2294 0.03916 170 138 25 7
5604 Hello, Ubaah? 1.2294 0.03734 170 136 29 5
5605 Ba, Ba , Ba , etc. 1.2293 0.04322 157 130 18 9
5606 Yes, hello? Do I know ewe? 1.2293 0.04028 157 127 24 6
5607 This should reduce my screen time. 1.2293 0.03926 157 126 26 5
5608 Tell Bo-Peep she’ll have to wait. 1.2293 0.03820 157 125 28 4
5609 I prefer the title "Project Manager", but yes, I'm the guy you want to speak with. 1.2293 0.03926 157 126 26 5
5610 I just Hope they don't expect me to clean out the Elevator! 1.2293 0.04028 157 127 24 6
5611 That's all right. When I think who we elected President, I feel sheepish, too. 1.2293 0.04028 157 127 24 6
5612 Hey Sally... I am taking a day off. 1.2293 0.04226 157 129 20 8
5613 Yo, Bo Peep, wassup , gir? Been thinking about you. 1.2293 0.03926 157 126 26 5
5614 Yup, I left them alone and they came home. Wagging? I'll get back to you. 1.2293 0.03926 157 126 26 5
5615 And I'll need a dozen lions for them to lie down with. 1.2293 0.04028 157 127 24 6
5616 We are still waiting. The astroturf was supposed to be delivered yesterday 1.2292 0.04376 144 118 19 7
5617 Why do they always put the grazing forecast at the very end? 1.2292 0.03689 192 156 28 8
5618 No, that won't work. I find counting sheep stimulating. 1.2292 0.04376 144 118 19 7
5619 It's a new religion, and I have a new title: "Pastor". 1.2292 0.04264 144 117 21 6
5620 I lost a sheep 1.2292 0.04148 144 116 23 5
5621 Yes, I ordered 100 pounds of grass. Hold on, someone’s at the door. 1.2292 0.04376 144 118 19 7
5622 Binging on Breaking Baaa'd 1.2292 0.04376 144 118 19 7
5623 I forgot the grass. 1.2292 0.04148 144 116 23 5
5624 Yeah, I'm totally lost here. 1.2292 0.04148 144 116 23 5
5625 Yep, down for her nap like a little lamb, without a peep. 1.2292 0.03907 144 114 27 3
5626 Maintenance? I need that sod I ordered. Now. 1.2292 0.03907 144 114 27 3
5627 Yes. You promised my TV package would include EWE-Tube and we can't seem to find it! 1.2291 0.03700 179 144 29 6
5628 Room Service? What kind of grass was that you sent? My sheep seem off. 1.2291 0.03783 179 145 27 7
5629 Yeah ,sure come on over I’ve always got room for one more 1.2290 0.04411 131 106 20 5
5630 I asked her if she would knit me a sweater. 1.2289 0.04156 166 137 20 9
5631 Number One, I really don't think this cover story works for this mission... 1.2289 0.03976 166 135 24 7
5632 Hi QVC? Yea I actually ordered the samurai sword, not the shepherd starter kit. 1.2289 0.03883 166 134 26 6
5633 Can you say that again? My connection is a bit fuzzy. 1.2288 0.04095 153 124 23 6
5634 Room service, I'd like sheep shears and two knitting needles. 1.2288 0.03988 153 123 25 5
5635 The dog is bringing back takeout. 1.2288 0.04095 153 124 23 6
5636 Sorry Bo Peep, Serta is now offering $50.00 a head. Can you do better? 1.2288 0.04300 153 126 19 8
5637 Can't get any sleep in this city 1.2288 0.04095 153 124 23 6
5638 Hi, Pa! Every thing alright here... The girls miss you though, and send their love. 1.2288 0.04198 153 125 21 7
5639 Babe" is on HB 1.2286 0.03663 175 140 30 5
5640 I want to talk to my broker, the one that told me to hold off on selling my sheep commodities. 1.2286 0.04683 140 117 14 9
5641 There are 24 and I still can't sleep. 1.2286 0.03752 175 141 28 6
5642 Guess what I herd? ... Sheep. 1.2286 0.04098 140 112 24 4
5643 Well, at least I didn't get fleeced for the room. 1.2286 0.04342 140 114 20 6
5644 No, I didn’t say “Send the flock.” I said “Set the clock.” 1.2286 0.04222 140 113 22 5
5645 Down in front! 1.2284 0.04225 162 134 19 9
5646 Look! I'm sorry! This is the best I can do since they removed the sheep meadow from Central Park! 1.2284 0.03943 162 131 25 6
5647 Hello, 911? I'd like to report a wolf. 1.2284 0.03844 162 130 27 5
5648 Hello, Petflix? I'd like to cancel my subscription. 1.2284 0.04402 162 136 15 11
5649 I find the HD is too real. 1.2284 0.04225 162 134 19 9
5650 Yes, this is Mr. Bo Peep. I would like to order the magic shears for $49.99 plus shipping and handling. 1.2284 0.04133 162 133 21 8
5651 Hey, is this Little Bo Peep? I saw the story about you on the news. 1.2283 0.04498 127 103 19 5
5652 The doctor had a new recommendation for my sleeping disorder, “ewe” will never guess! 1.2283 0.03549 184 147 32 5
5653 Can I return a Halloween costume? 1.2282 0.04054 149 120 24 5
5654 Nothing. What are ewe doing? 1.2282 0.04164 149 121 22 6
5655 Bo Peep? I think you have the wrong number. 1.2282 0.04054 149 120 24 5
5656 Bo Peep here. Yeah, they only had trouble with the elevator. 1.2282 0.04164 149 121 22 6
5657 Hello? Mrs. Bo Peep? Yes, I seem to have found your sheep. 1.2282 0.04272 149 122 20 7
5658 Bo? This is Peep. The AirBnB has a problem. 1.2282 0.04054 149 120 24 5
5659 Counting sheep, but still can't sleep. 1.2282 0.04479 149 124 16 9
5660 911? I have to find Little Bo Peep... 1.2282 0.03824 149 118 28 3
5661 Even though they aren't pets, I still had to sneak them in. 1.2282 0.04272 149 122 20 7
5662 Just hanging out here watching Netflox. 1.2282 0.04054 149 120 24 5
5663 It's Lil' Bo Peep. Yeah, I found them. 1.2282 0.04377 149 123 18 8
5664 Hi Mom... City life isn't so bad, just really cramped compared to what I'm used to. 1.2282 0.04054 149 120 24 5
5665 But I'm not tired. 1.2282 0.04164 149 121 22 6
5666 Funny story... I thought you said "sheep with me." 1.2282 0.03941 149 119 26 4
5667 Are you saying I shouldn't cry 'Wolf Blitzer'? 1.2281 0.03714 171 137 29 5
5668 No, I'm still pretty exhausted. 1.2281 0.03895 171 139 25 7
5669 I though it was a Sleep Disorder clinic...and by my count it's a bit ironic, too. 1.2279 0.04424 136 111 19 6
5670 Little Bo, hey it's Little Jack. Get home. I'm fed up with being the good boy. 1.2279 0.04299 136 110 21 5
5671 Bo Peep, call me back. 1.2279 0.04299 136 110 21 5
5672 I'll take the game day special with mushrooms and sausage and a bale of hay on the side. 1.2278 0.03691 158 125 30 3
5673 No, you won't get your sheep back until you start allowing bathroom breaks. 1.2278 0.04105 158 129 22 7
5674 Room Service? Cancel the order for mutton. 1.2278 0.04202 158 130 20 8
5675 I’d like to make a trade for some pork bellies. 1.2278 0.03799 158 126 28 4
5676 I'm trying to go to sleep. 1.2278 0.04005 158 128 24 6
5677 I'm not doing anything. Just watching the news. 1.2278 0.04297 158 131 18 9
5678 SEND UP A FENCE- I NEED TO GET THESE SHEEP JUMPING SO I CAN GET SOME SLEEP 1.2278 0.03799 158 126 28 4
5679 No. I'm not taking them to Washington for Melania's Nativity Scene. The girls just got Brazilian shearings for the holidays and as their Shepherd I can't let them anywhere near Frisbee head. There's no telling what he might grab. 1.2278 0.04202 158 130 20 8
5680 Yes, the rally audience has arrived. 1.2278 0.04005 158 128 24 6
5681 I heard you sold me a black sheep, which is it?! 1.2278 0.04105 158 129 22 7
5682 No, my sheep are 'not in want'! They have HBO. 1.2278 0.03846 180 147 25 8
5683 I did count! 1.2276 0.04291 123 98 22 3
5684 Wolf! Wolf! ... And since it's on your way, bring up some nachos. 1.2276 0.04123 145 117 23 5
5685 No Mom, I did not get a new job. 1.2276 0.04349 145 119 19 7
5686 I think I'm in baa-d trouble. 1.2275 0.04045 167 137 22 8
5687 The GOP will stop at nothing to build their vote in New York 1.2275 0.04045 167 137 22 8
5688 I told you before: I keep counting but I'm not tired yet! 1.2275 0.03862 167 135 26 6
5689 No, I asked can I get "Veep" in the room? On the TV? 1.2275 0.03862 167 135 26 6
5690 right, two bottles of wine and a video recorder. 1.2275 0.04045 167 137 22 8
5691 My lease says no pets, but I said flock that. 1.2273 0.03965 154 124 25 5
5692 I'm working overtime tonight. 1.2273 0.03965 154 124 25 5
5693 I heard sheparding was the new low stress career choice. 1.2273 0.03965 154 124 25 5
5694 So many sheep, such little time. 1.2273 0.04071 154 125 23 6
5695 It took several trips on the freight elevator but we made it! 1.2273 0.03965 154 124 25 5
5696 Fred? The committee is here and we're ready to go. 1.2273 0.04174 154 126 21 7
5697 Herding cats is more challenging outdoors. Not so with sheep. 1.2273 0.03965 154 124 25 5
5698 Hello, Farm and Fleet? Do you deliver? 1.2273 0.04381 132 107 20 5
5699 Maybe working from home isn't the best idea for someone in my profession. I'm being harassed by a bunch of wooly bullies. 1.2273 0.03857 154 123 27 4
5700 I found the sheep but they won’t leave while the Kennel Club competition is on. 1.2270 0.03850 185 152 24 9
5701 I'm doing Ewe-ber now. It's like shepherding, but for the gig economy. 1.2270 0.03921 163 132 25 6
5702 You were supposed to be here 5 minutes ago to watch them. 1.2270 0.04017 163 133 23 7
5703 This happens whenever "Collie" reruns air. 1.2270 0.03823 163 131 27 5
5704 Just my CEO, 20 sales reps and me getting our talking points for today's press conference. 1.2270 0.03823 163 131 27 5
5705 I was on my phone and didn't see where the dog went. 1.2270 0.03823 163 131 27 5
5706 I said I needed a new lamp. 1.2270 0.04201 163 135 19 9
5707 If tryptophan doesn't knock me out this Thanksgiving, I've got plan B to count on. 1.2270 0.03921 163 132 25 6
5708 Editor, please stop presenting last week’s captions to be voted on when the “top three” for that cartoon have already been chosen. 1.2270 0.04463 163 138 13 12
5709 I've found your sheep, Miss Bo-Peep. 1.2270 0.04110 163 134 21 8
5710 As one of a few urban shepherds, I do not want to pull the wool over your eyes but our place has a few unique features 1.2270 0.04017 163 133 23 7
5711 Are you sure this is the best cure foe insomnia? 1.2270 0.04430 141 116 18 7
5712 Airbnb has really made my business trips more comfortable" 1.2270 0.04314 141 115 20 6
5713 Tell that Bo Peep lady to hurry with the ransom or I'll cut off their tails again. 1.2269 0.04375 119 95 21 3
5714 Hello? Miss. Peep? I think we need to talk. 1.2267 0.03917 150 120 26 4
5715 They rang the front door bell. 1.2267 0.03917 150 120 26 4
5716 Sorry, it’s sheep week on The Discovery Channel. 1.2267 0.04350 150 124 18 8
5717 My share in the farm-to-table market has skyrocketed since I've been leveraging this pied-a-terre. 1.2267 0.04030 150 121 24 5
5718 Yeah, we're all anxiously awaiting the verdict in the Harvard admissions trial. 1.2267 0.04452 150 125 16 9
5719 You'll have to speak up. 1.2267 0.04139 150 122 22 6
5720 Mary, quick question, that lamb ... would you portray it as an outlier or, and I'm just speculating, symptomatic of a general trend? 1.2267 0.04030 150 121 24 5
5721 Bo-Peep here. Yes, they are home and their tails are behind them. 1.2267 0.03801 150 119 28 3
5722 Yo, Little Bo, he's here with me. 1.2264 0.03778 159 127 28 4
5723 Of course I brought the Flock. It just that, I don't know what to do with my self here in NY City. 1.2264 0.03882 159 128 26 5
5724 The Airbnb's nice, Hamilton was great, but Sheep Meadow was kind of a let down. 1.2264 0.03778 159 127 28 4
5725 It’s me, Bo Peep. The sheep found me again. 1.2264 0.03882 159 128 26 5
5726 Been having a hard time falling asleep lately. Any suggestions? 1.2264 0.03778 159 127 28 4
5727 I'm feeling a little sheepish 1.2264 0.03778 159 127 28 4
5728 You'd be amazed how many sheep are lost and found in this town. 1.2264 0.04081 159 130 22 7
5729 "I told Front Desk that technically they're not pets." 1.2264 0.03882 159 128 26 5
5730 After a breakup I think it's good to sheep around. 1.2263 0.04271 137 111 21 5
5731 Yeah...it surprisingly hasn't helped my insomnia 1.2262 0.04023 168 138 22 8
5732 I don't blame you for dumping her, man. Cat Ladies are unsanitary. 1.2262 0.04196 168 140 18 10
5733 Can one of 'ewe' find the remote? 1.2262 0.04111 168 139 20 9
5734 Don't believe the FAKE NEWS. I only hire very smart people. 1.2262 0.03842 168 136 26 6
5735 We’re waiting for the midterm election results. They all voted for Donald Duck. 1.2262 0.03842 168 136 26 6
5736 Yes, we're just here at the Baaa-st Western. 1.2262 0.03842 168 136 26 6
5737 ...yeah, and don't forget to pick up a case of lint rollers. 1.2262 0.03748 168 135 28 5
5738 ...let’s make that thirteen grass bowls. 1.2262 0.03748 168 135 28 5
5739 Looks like the flock market is down another 10% today. 1.2260 0.03980 146 117 25 4
5740 I started counting sheep and look what happened! 1.2260 0.04322 146 120 19 7
5741 Sorry, but she is not home!! 1.2260 0.04097 146 118 23 5
5742 I've finally gotten the hang of this 'crying wolf' act. 1.2260 0.03980 146 117 25 4
5743 I'm watching Silences of the Lambs. How about ewe? 1.2260 0.04045 177 147 20 10
5744 The dell closed years ago. My wife left me. ...Why should I care that the cheese stands alone. 1.2258 0.04149 155 127 21 7
5745 Ewe V C? I'd like to cancel an order 1.2258 0.04149 155 127 21 7
5746 Ma’am, I ordered 15 sheep and you only sent 14. 1.2258 0.03942 155 125 25 5
5747 ...look Father...I can’t think of anything meaningful and politically correct about gender roles...you see Judas is missing again...I’ll look behind the couch... 1.2258 0.03942 155 125 25 5
5748 No, I have milk, I need ice, 1.2258 0.03834 155 124 27 4
5749 Did you explain to her than I'm a method actor? 1.2258 0.03942 155 125 25 5
5750 Yeah, Mom. When they say "all the comforts of home" they really weren't kidding. 1.2258 0.04347 155 129 17 9
5751 I don't know, urban sprawl isn't all bad. 1.2256 0.03803 164 132 27 5
5752 But you said "Try counting sheep!" 1.2256 0.03703 164 131 29 4
5753 Having a really baaaaaad time. 1.2256 0.04087 164 135 21 8
5754 We're gonna hang out here until Little Bo finds us. 1.2256 0.03495 164 129 33 2
5755 ...and I got the "Unlimited pet" rate! 1.2256 0.03994 164 134 23 7
5756 Doc said this prescription means less side effects. And more wool blankets. 1.2256 0.03900 164 133 25 6
5757 Yeah, they'll do the 'sleep with a sheep' gig but they want the Netflix password 1.2256 0.03994 164 134 23 7
5758 Is this Miss Peep? Have I got some tails for you 1.2256 0.03803 164 132 27 5
5759 I’ve tried counting sheep. But I still can’t get to sleep, and now I’m running out of room. 1.2256 0.03994 164 134 23 7
5760 Hello. Is this Bo Peep’s? I need a sitter, today, from 8:30 to 5:30 pm. 1.2256 0.03994 164 134 23 7
5761 I found them, They booked an Airbnb in Hell's Kitchen so we are going to grab a show before we leave. 1.2256 0.03994 164 134 23 7
5762 I've tried counting them, I still can't sleep! 1.2256 0.03900 164 133 25 6
5763 Hello ? I want to return my mattress. 1.2256 0.04351 133 108 20 5
5764 The boy who cried, "fake news." 1.2256 0.04351 133 108 20 5
5765 Just counting sheep, how about ewe? 1.2254 0.04025 173 143 21 9
5766 Sorry but there's a baaaaaad connection. 1.2254 0.04287 142 116 20 6
5767 So then my ex told me to 'Get flocked' and... 1.2254 0.04287 142 116 20 6
5768 Don't worry Ma, Bo-Peep and I are just on a trial separation. 1.2254 0.04168 142 115 22 5
5769 No. really,the 27th floor. 1.2254 0.04168 142 115 22 5
5770 It appears that my PHD in sheep herding is beginning is beginning to pay off. 1.2254 0.04287 142 116 20 6
5771 The shearing economy is going pretty well for me. 1.2254 0.04168 142 115 22 5
5772 On standby at herdquarters, waiting for the next good shepherd. 1.2254 0.04514 142 118 16 8
5773 Sorry, just thinking about work. 1.2254 0.03921 142 113 26 3
5774 Surprisingly, everyone sleeps in one bed. 1.2253 0.03887 182 150 23 9
5775 It’s been a lot harder than I imagined to get a career job in this city. 1.2252 0.03894 151 121 26 4
5776 The WiFi is good but the pasturage could be better. 1.2252 0.03660 151 119 30 2
5777 I decided that Farmville could be more than just a game. 1.2252 0.04220 151 124 20 7
5778 Yes, Barbara. I know you said I shouldn't bring my work home with me... 1.2252 0.04114 151 123 22 6
5779 Ok doctor, I've taken your advice. One, two, three... 1.2252 0.04114 151 123 22 6
5780 it might be time to move to the suburbs 1.2252 0.03779 151 120 28 3
5781 Do you think if I count them I'll fall asleep and they will disappear? 1.2252 0.04324 151 125 18 8
5782 So, I said to her, "Listen, Mabel, you're not the only one who can multitask!" 1.2252 0.04114 151 123 22 6
5783 I’m remote now, the commute was a nightmare. 1.2252 0.04220 151 124 20 7
5784 I shouldn't have let them watch Babe 1.2252 0.04114 151 123 22 6
5785 Ya I've got 27, but I'll make it 30, cause I rounded them up. 1.2252 0.03894 151 121 26 4
5786 Hello, Amazon? Yes, I beleive there's been a bit of a miscommunication. 1.2252 0.04220 151 124 20 7
5787 Settle down, ewes guys, ... PBS News Hour, ... then the Park. 1.2252 0.03894 151 121 26 4
5788 Customer service, I can't count for much longer. 1.2250 0.03757 160 128 28 4
5789 Is it just me, or is this phone connection b-a-a-a-d? 1.2250 0.03650 160 127 30 3
5790 You must have left them alone. And they came home, bringing their tails behind them. 1.2250 0.04058 160 131 22 7
5791 Nothin' much--just keeping an eye on Wall Street. 1.2250 0.04058 160 131 22 7
5792 Unfortunately,I do know where my sheep are. 1.2250 0.04339 160 134 16 10
5793 Hello room service, I'd like a grilled cheese sandwich, heavy on the alfalfa. 1.2250 0.03960 160 130 24 6
5794 Little Bo Peep is missing. 1.2250 0.04058 160 131 22 7
5795 I flocked to the city way before it was a trend with millennials. 1.2250 0.03960 160 130 24 6
5796 I guess this is us. 1.2249 0.03821 169 137 26 6
5797 I’ve decided to home fleece my flock. 1.2249 0.03821 169 137 26 6
5798 Hello, how are ewe? 1.2249 0.04001 169 139 22 8
5799 Yeah that's a large with half pepperoni and half grass. 1.2249 0.03728 169 136 28 5
5800 I cant make it tonight, I got stuck watching my brother-in-laws sheep. 1.2249 0.03728 169 136 28 5
5801 They've made their mind Pete, I'm taking them to the Park tomorrow 1.2249 0.04088 169 140 20 9
5802 If I have anything on other than 24-hour news networks they lose interest. 1.2249 0.03728 169 136 28 5
5803 Where's No. 12? Don't make me stay awake counting.... 1.2248 0.04296 129 104 21 4
5804 Sorry, Got to go..."Green Acres" is on. 1.2248 0.04435 129 105 19 5
5805 Mom, I gonna have to think of something, the Landlord isn’t buying “they help me get to sleep." 1.2248 0.04570 129 106 17 6
5806 I'm just glad that we didn't get a wool carpet... 1.2246 0.04243 138 112 21 5
5807 ... it wasn’t a dream? 1.2246 0.04243 138 112 21 5
5808 Well, my kid wanted a border collie, so I got her one... 1.2246 0.04485 138 114 17 7
5809 I'm happy with my cable package, but I've got fuzzy reception. 1.2246 0.04116 138 111 23 4
5810 How many in the reservation? Hold on, let me count. 1.2246 0.04366 138 113 19 6
5811 Yes, this is the lady from down the hall. Come get your damn sheep.” 1.2246 0.04116 138 111 23 4
5812 It's Shep. I'm too deep in sheep to give you an accurate count. I keep nodding off. 1.2245 0.03956 147 118 25 4
5813 Of course, I thought about AstroTurf, but it gives the little suckers gas! 1.2245 0.04185 147 120 21 6
5814 I lost count... which one of you is Frank? 1.2245 0.03837 147 117 27 3
5815 Well, NOW I feel sheepish. 1.2245 0.04072 147 119 23 5
5816 Yeah, I couldn't sleep ... how can you tell? 1.2245 0.04072 147 119 23 5
5817 I found my sheep. Now I can get a good night's sleep. 1.2245 0.04185 147 120 21 6
5818 I've never been one to just follow the herd. 1.2245 0.04295 147 121 19 7
5819 ...a diet coke and...oh ya, 50 pound bag of sheep chow. 1.2244 0.04024 156 127 23 6
5820 I know...but this dream was for real! 1.2244 0.03813 156 125 27 4
5821 There's enough here for a sweater and a scarf. 1.2244 0.03703 156 124 29 3
5822 They're in room 242 at the Plaza, Bo Peep 1.2244 0.03920 156 126 25 5
5823 No, they HAVE to be latex! 1.2244 0.03920 156 126 25 5
5824 The melatonin didn't work but counting the sheep did. 1.2244 0.04125 156 128 21 7
5825 I herd Ewe you the first time 1.2242 0.04154 165 137 19 9
5826 Yes, Sir, I can help you secure the swing vote 1.2242 0.04242 165 138 17 10
5827 I ordered a whirlpool, NOT a wool pool; but I"ll keep the complimentary shepherd suit 1.2242 0.04154 165 137 19 9
5828 Hey Shaun, I’m not feeling well. Will work from home today. 1.2241 0.03747 174 141 27 6
5829 Hello, Genetics Institute? Can you connect me with your cloning lab? 1.2241 0.04086 174 145 19 10
5830 I'm not sure what it is, but something smells in here. 1.2239 0.04054 134 107 24 3
5831 No, no, not the car service. It’s Ewe-ber! 1.2239 0.04322 134 109 20 5
5832 Yes, thank you, I'd like to finally order the matching shears. 1.2239 0.03913 134 106 26 2
5833 Little Bopeep has found her sheep! 1.2239 0.04322 134 109 20 5
5834 It's the dreams, I can't stop the dreams. 1.2238 0.04373 143 118 18 7
5835 Yes, you can count on us for a donation. 1.2238 0.04021 143 115 24 4
5836 Yeah, we got kicked out of Sheep Meadow by the Frisbee players again. 1.2238 0.04142 143 116 22 5
5837 You were right. I just left them alone. 1.2238 0.04259 143 117 20 6
5838 Yeah, like, the rubber boots they make me wear are ugly but other than that it's, like, way better than babysitting that little brat Liam. 1.2237 0.04195 152 125 20 7
5839 HBO Peep 1.2237 0.04398 152 127 16 9
5840 Bad reception, thought you said lay down and get some sheep. 1.2237 0.03982 152 123 24 5
5841 I told you it was today. All the other dogs are in the lobby. Yes, Champion is here. Yep, I saw Ragtop. Very fit. No, I haven't seen the venue yet... You can't, registration was hours ago. The team? They're okay. They just don't know which way to go. 1.2237 0.03982 152 123 24 5
5842 Dolly, pass the remote would you? 1.2237 0.04090 152 124 22 6
5843 Little Bo Peep? Oh she's out on a business trip and left me with the kids. 1.2237 0.04398 152 127 16 9
5844 So, if I hear you correctly, you're saying I'm still bringing my work home with me? 1.2237 0.03871 152 122 26 4
5845 No, seriously, Little Bo Peep was nowhere to be found. 1.2237 0.04398 152 127 16 9
5846 No, Ms. Peep, I still haven't seen them. 1.2236 0.04314 161 135 16 10
5847 Well they told me they have workplace grievances. Being an enlightened employer I invited them up for a civil discussion. 1.2236 0.03838 161 130 26 5
5848 No, my price is firm -- they're really high quality. 1.2236 0.04131 161 133 20 8
5849 As long as we stay away from Wall Street, you’ll be safe here! 1.2235 0.03708 170 137 28 5
5850 Get the flock out of here ,I can't see the TV 1.2235 0.03980 170 140 22 8
5851 I get that cities are more environmentally friendly with all the public transportation and reduced energy consumption, but I don’t know if this is sustainable for me. 1.2234 0.03562 188 152 30 6
5852 Where did you deliver those sheers I ordered? 1.2230 0.04090 139 112 23 4
5853 Yes, and could I get a couple side salads thrown in too? 1.2230 0.04456 139 115 17 7
5854 No, I won't resign from the Co-Op Board. 1.2230 0.04215 139 113 21 5
5855 Hello this is 17B, I'm having trouble with my cable. 1.2230 0.04571 139 116 15 8
5856 It’s like living in the clouds. 1.2230 0.04090 139 112 23 4
5857 Homeland security. Help I am surrounded by some really baaa’d hombres! 1.2230 0.03932 148 119 25 4
5858 I'm telling you, Ethel, people just aren't dreaming like they used to! 1.2230 0.04269 148 122 19 7
5859 Hi mom, I've got a little problem here, can you keep this just between me and ewes? 1.2230 0.04160 148 121 21 6
5860 It's a nice room, but several other cities submitted better bids for me to bring my job there. 1.2230 0.03932 148 119 25 4
5861 Hey Joe, they ate all the grass on your roof garden. Where else can I take them? 1.2230 0.04048 148 120 23 5
5862 So this is Hell. 1.2230 0.04479 148 124 15 9
5863 Yes, I herd ewe too. 1.2230 0.03932 148 119 25 4
5864 There's no Little Bo-Peep here. Stop sending me these things. 1.2230 0.04160 148 121 21 6
5865 They're on to us, Michael. Tell Paul. 1.2230 0.04048 148 120 23 5
5866 Now you tell me to watch the Weather Channel instead of counting sheep! 1.2230 0.03814 148 118 27 3
5867 So yeah my pasturr went condo. 1.2230 0.04269 148 122 19 7
5868 I’m into Jazz, long walks on the beach and zoophilia. 1.2229 0.03682 157 125 29 3
5869 You urban-farm tomatoes? That's cute. 1.2229 0.04001 157 128 23 6
5870 I am counting sheep, but still can’t sleep. 1.2229 0.04001 157 128 23 6
5871 The grass is not only not greener—there is none. 1.2229 0.03791 157 126 27 4
5872 I haven’t slept for days, and stop telling me to try counting sheep. 1.2229 0.04101 157 129 21 7
5873 Oh yes, completely sustainable, as long as you manage their gazing. 1.2229 0.04001 157 128 23 6
5874 Yeah, I booked it on air-sleepnsheep. Great view! 1.2229 0.04101 157 129 21 7
5875 We’re going to stay in tonight, and watch the Wolfman, on TV. What are you doing? 1.2229 0.04001 157 128 23 6
5876 I've been baaaad. 1.2229 0.04296 157 131 17 9
5877 I've got to stop watching the Home Sheeping Network. 1.2229 0.03897 157 127 25 5
5878 Bob? Have you seen Mary?" 1.2229 0.03857 166 135 25 6
5879 We got to talk about the sheep in the room 1.2229 0.03951 166 136 23 7
5880 Yo, Peep. Tell me how you do it cause I could really use some alone time. 1.2229 0.03857 166 135 25 6
5881 Please cancel my augmented reality subscription. 1.2229 0.04065 175 146 19 10
5882 There was a misunderstanding. The client only wanted Little Bo Peep. 1.2229 0.03815 175 143 25 7
5883 You must believe me: I have not a crook! And there will never ever be another ewe. 1.2228 0.03770 184 151 25 8
5884 That view doesn't come sheep. 1.2228 0.03848 184 152 23 9
5885 Sorry, Bo Peep, they said they're not going to follow you like sheep. 1.2222 0.04372 153 128 16 9
5886 I think I need to decide to embrace either technologie’s convenience or the Simple Agrarian lifestyle 1.2222 0.03996 144 116 24 4
5887 The move's been easy. All the kids in Brooklyn think I'm a hipster. 1.2222 0.03916 162 132 24 6
5888 I think I did this whole "counting sheep" thing wrong. 1.2222 0.04272 153 127 18 8
5889 My follow-up memoir is tentatively titled: "Little Bo Peep Can't Sell Her Freeloading Sheep." 1.2222 0.03959 153 124 24 5
5890 Ewe'll never believe where I am 1.2222 0.03871 171 140 24 7
5891 No,no. This is quite adequate.But just to be on the safe side, please send up a bottle of Ambient. 1.2222 0.04233 144 118 20 6
5892 I can't hang out tonight,actually. I told my coworker I'd watch his sheep. 1.2222 0.04233 144 118 20 6
5893 Hello. Miss Bopeep please 1.2222 0.03904 180 149 22 9
5894 You've got crooks over there, too? 1.2222 0.04162 135 109 22 4
5895 Didn't work, Dave. Her? She's in her bedroom. Crying. Yeah. Nah, that she's wide awake. . . . I agree. It's not funny. Her cartoon's due at 11:00, sharp! And she's got bupkis. . . . Sure, I'll tell her what you said. Draw me and the sheep. 1.2222 0.04066 153 125 22 6
5896 Get me Litte Bo Peep! 1.2222 0.04233 144 118 20 6
5897 I’m feeling kind of baaaa! 1.2222 0.03817 162 131 26 5
5898 Eleven supreme pizzas, one with gluten-free crust and extra pepperoni. 1.2222 0.04233 144 118 20 6
5899 Bo Peep? What kind of a name is that? 1.2222 0.03959 171 141 22 8
5900 When E. F. Mutton talks, sheep'll listen. 1.2222 0.04116 144 117 22 5
5901 I think we were all happier in the show business. 1.2222 0.03959 153 124 24 5
5902 Perchance to dream? 1.2222 0.04066 153 125 22 6
5903 Are you accusing me of being sheepish? 1.2222 0.04107 162 134 20 8
5904 Is this the Bo Peep residence? I'd like to have a word 1.2222 0.03735 153 122 28 3
5905 It was a herd day, so I'm just going to stay in and watch baa-d TV. 1.2222 0.04013 162 133 22 7
5906 Merry Christmas to you." "And Merry Christmas to you, and ewe and ewe and ewe and ewe and ewe and ewe and ewe and ewe and ewe and ewe . . ." 1.2222 0.03817 162 131 26 5
5907 You are not going to believe this, Bo-Peep! 1.2222 0.04162 135 109 22 4
5908 Yes, yes...I am looking for a new apartment in Sheepshead Bay! 1.2222 0.03715 162 130 28 4
5909 Yes, Mr. Shepherd? I think I have your stick. 1.2216 0.03880 176 145 23 8
5910 I don't think they herd me properly 1.2216 0.03880 176 145 23 8
5911 When I'm calling ewe... 1.2216 0.03741 167 135 27 5
5912 They've finished the broadloom. Now what? 1.2216 0.03741 167 135 27 5
5913 Come on! Not even one night off? 1.2216 0.04020 167 138 21 8
5914 Room service, can I get 12 orders of freshly cut grass and a cold glass of milk please? 1.2216 0.04020 167 138 21 8
5915 Actually, the director wants to cast it as a sequel to the Urban Cowboy. 1.2215 0.03875 158 128 25 5
5916 Netflix has Silence of the Lambs in 4K. 1.2215 0.04078 158 130 21 7
5917 Wake up! 1.2215 0.03769 158 127 27 4
5918 When do you get back again, Mary? You sure weren’t kidding when you said everywhere you went the lambs were sure to go! 1.2215 0.03978 158 129 23 6
5919 I spent all morning looking for grass. What do *you* suggest? 1.2215 0.03875 158 128 25 5
5920 No, I won't need utensils. 1.2215 0.03978 158 129 23 6
5921 NO, NO, I said sheep!S-H-E-E-P. 1.2215 0.03549 158 125 31 2
5922 Tom Wolfe calling, is Mary home? 1.2215 0.03661 158 126 29 3
5923 Counting sheep, my ass. I'm still awake. 1.2215 0.04078 158 130 21 7
5924 Come in quiet, I plan on being asleep. 1.2215 0.03661 158 126 29 3
5925 Jesus, you are not going to believe this... 1.2215 0.04078 158 130 21 7
5926 I somehow still see myself as a black sheep 1.2215 0.04023 149 121 23 5
5927 I was only counting them, not calling them! 1.2215 0.04023 149 121 23 5
5928 But sir, they aren't pets, per se. 1.2215 0.03791 149 119 27 3
5929 2973,2974,2975... 1.2215 0.03909 149 120 25 4
5930 Yes, I've returned to the fold. 1.2215 0.04134 149 122 21 6
5931 Room Service I'd like 100 lbs of carrots 100 lbs onions And a six pack of Dos XX amber for me 1.2215 0.03909 149 120 25 4
5932 I think I took a wrong turn somewhere 1.2215 0.04023 149 121 23 5
5933 Yes, the apartment faces Sheep Meadow in Central Park and pets are definately allowed. 1.2215 0.04134 149 122 21 6
5934 Can you be more specific? 1.2215 0.04451 149 125 15 9
5935 Hello, is this Little Bo-Peep? 1.2214 0.04064 140 113 23 4
5936 I have just the guy, a real nose for grass, will follow you anywhere, blends in with the herd. He has even put a few out to pasture if you get my meaning. 1.2214 0.04188 140 114 21 5
5937 Where’s my border collie? You walked him more than three hours ago, I’m nodding off, and they’re getting edgy. 1.2214 0.04541 140 117 15 8
5938 I can't come out I'm pet sitting...ya she said it was just a little lamb but it's way more 1.2214 0.04309 140 115 19 6
5939 Can you please call back? I'm watching "The Good Shepherd". 1.2214 0.04374 131 107 19 5
5940 I just followed the herd. 1.2214 0.04238 131 106 21 4
5941 Honey, you said you wouldn't be back until Tuesday. 1.2209 0.03850 172 141 24 7
5942 No, they are not helping me fall asleep. 1.2209 0.03796 163 132 26 5
5943 Yeap, Central Park is fine. 1.2209 0.03695 163 131 28 4
5944 We are all flocked up here. 1.2209 0.03990 163 134 22 7
5945 Hello, Serta? Weren't you supposed to be here a week ago? 1.2209 0.03796 163 132 26 5
5946 Last week it was pink elephants. 1.2209 0.03894 163 133 24 6
5947 Nothing much, just the same old same, what's up with you? 1.2209 0.03990 163 134 22 7
5948 I do house sitting on the side, I'd never quit my day job. 1.2209 0.03695 163 131 28 4
5949 So you're saying that when I keep yelling I'm a man needing REM sleep they thought I said I had a Ram needing them sheep? 1.2208 0.03826 154 124 26 4
5950 You wanted me to bring home bacon??? 1.2208 0.04146 154 127 20 7
5951 Yeah, I'm over here in Brooklyn. The super said ewes could stay all night. 1.2208 0.04247 154 128 18 8
5952 Yeah, I’d like 15 lemon grass soups, 300 spring rolls, 100 pounds of your fermented cabbage. Thanks. 1.2208 0.03714 154 123 28 3
5953 Yes - I took the organic approach to curing my insomnia. Any other suggestions? 1.2208 0.04042 154 126 22 6
5954 I didn't see no Star of Bethlehem. 1.2208 0.04042 154 126 22 6
5955 My name is Mary. I want to report a dog missing. 1.2208 0.04146 154 127 20 7
5956 Because, it's a jungle out there! 1.2207 0.03972 145 117 24 4
5957 We’re on a break. 1.2207 0.04318 145 120 18 7
5958 Yes, grazing is quite the rage now. 1.2207 0.03723 145 115 28 2
5959 The room is nice, but I lost Mitzi in Central Park. 1.2207 0.04091 145 118 22 5
5960 C’mon over. The gang’s all here. 1.2207 0.03849 145 116 26 3
5961 So you're telling me this pillow will solve all my problems? 1.2207 0.03972 145 117 24 4
5962 Hello? Yes, this is the lonely shepherd looking for his Bo Peep. 1.2207 0.04206 145 119 20 6
5963 Mitch here, I’m caucusing with my Senate Committee Chair colleagues right now; I’ll let you know which way to vote later!” 1.2207 0.04318 145 120 18 7
5964 Did you say YOU're feeling a little sheepish? 1.2207 0.04091 145 118 22 5
5965 The New Yorker wants me to be in this cartoon, but I know the caption's going to be the worst, stupidest low-hanging fruit joke ever. 1.2205 0.04317 127 103 20 4
5966 Hello, Grubhub? 1.2205 0.04317 127 103 20 4
5967 Yes? Four kids on sugar? We´re coming! 1.2203 0.03860 177 146 23 8
5968 I've counted then at least three times, and I still can't get to sleep . . . 1.2203 0.03776 177 145 25 7
5969 now remember we are only here for the weekend 1.2202 0.03908 168 138 23 7
5970 Hurry! We need to get the flock out of here! 1.2202 0.03908 168 138 23 7
5971 You really don't have daily carpet cleaning service available? 1.2202 0.03908 168 138 23 7
5972 I appreciate the fact-checking. Yup, lost. Yup, left them alone. Yup, bringing tails. It's all true. 1.2202 0.04086 168 140 19 9
5973 Yes, I’d like to order the Olympic hurdle jumping channel. 1.2202 0.03908 168 138 23 7
5974 Yes, one dozen matcha wheatgrass cappuccinos with oat milk. Thanks. 1.2201 0.03530 159 126 31 2
5975 That's not funny. A Scotsman with a lot of girlfriends is not called a shepherd. 1.2201 0.04151 159 132 19 8
5976 Mary, it's simply not true. I do not have the tendency to go overboard with my gifts! 1.2201 0.03853 159 129 25 5
5977 So, what are ewe up to? 1.2201 0.03955 159 130 23 6
5978 It’s a business write off. 1.2201 0.04151 159 132 19 8
5979 Yeah, but I'm not ready for bed yet. 1.2201 0.03955 159 130 23 6
5980 Hey, Bo Peep. You having trouble sleeping as well? 1.2201 0.03955 159 130 23 6
5981 Whadda ya mean, “imagine counting sheep ...”? 1.2201 0.03955 159 130 23 6
5982 They get really antsy during the commercials. 1.2201 0.03955 159 130 23 6
5983 All I can tell you is that all the grazing land is being used by someone named Amazon. 1.2201 0.03853 159 129 25 5
5984 Urban sprawl has brought me to greener pastures, but my flock disagrees 1.2200 0.03885 150 121 25 4
5985 Oh, for bleats sake, it’s a cane not a crook but I do know where to find them. 1.2200 0.04217 150 124 19 7
5986 The bit was great for Halloween, but now.... 1.2200 0.04217 150 124 19 7
5987 Hello Room Service: Yes , I'd like to order a dozen shepherds pies. 1.2200 0.03885 150 121 25 4
5988 Under the haystack fast asleep, it's a younger man's game. 1.2200 0.03768 150 120 27 3
5989 I just want to hear what Shepard Smith has to say, then we can move on 1.2200 0.03885 150 121 25 4
5990 No,no sheep are allowed in Sheep Meadow. 1.2200 0.04109 150 123 21 6
5991 I would have invited you, but you don’t have a woolly coat.” 1.2200 0.04109 150 123 21 6
5992 Security? I suspect there’s a wolf in my room. 1.2200 0.03885 150 121 25 4
5993 You won't believe this but they love Monday night football! 1.2200 0.03648 150 119 29 2
5994 How can I produce refined wool when they always run past Broadway and go to Central Park? 1.2200 0.03885 150 121 25 4
5995 Well, it wasn't exactly what I had in mind when I said I wanted to stay at Trump Towers. 1.2200 0.04217 150 124 19 7
5996 No, seriously Bo, I can tell you where to find them. Tori Sack, Del Mar, CA 1.2200 0.04217 150 124 19 7
5997 Hello , Miss Bo Peep ,I think I've found them all. 1.2199 0.04398 141 117 17 7
5998 I don't think it's going to work. I'm seeing a cat lady. 1.2199 0.04161 141 115 21 5
5999 Yes mom, I took the flock to a safe location, no wolves have been seen here. 1.2199 0.04281 141 116 19 6
6000 I can’t hear you over the baa-ckground noise. 1.2199 0.04281 141 116 19 6
6001 Once you get used to the smell it's not so bad. 1.2197 0.04344 132 108 19 5
6002 Bo-Peep here, you can cancel the lamb alert. 1.2197 0.04344 132 108 19 5
6003 ‘Okay, who’s got the remote?’ 1.2197 0.03461 173 138 32 3
6004 It's so hard to find good staff these days. 1.2197 0.03830 173 142 24 7
6005 BUT IT WAS JUST A SHORT NAP. 1.2197 0.03830 173 142 24 7
6006 Sheepish? 1.2197 0.03741 173 141 26 6
6007 Oh they're fine, fine. But hey, and don't tell Pa, but how do you tally the flock without falling asleep! 1.2197 0.03917 173 143 22 8
6008 I said stock not flock 1.2195 0.04062 164 136 20 8
6009 Mine prefer Fox News... 1.2195 0.03775 164 133 26 5
6010 The rent is a little steep but the view is amazing... and it has new carpet! 1.2194 0.03913 155 126 24 5
6011 One more sheep pun and I unfriend you! 1.2194 0.04018 155 127 22 6
6012 I'll show them, they are not going to put me out to pasture! 1.2194 0.03913 155 126 24 5
6013 Of course they'd be part of the reality show! 1.2194 0.04320 155 130 16 9
6014 Bo-Peep’s lifestyle changes when she cashes in the royalties from her famous poem. 1.2194 0.04018 155 127 22 6
6015 NEWS FLASH" Little Bo Peep has found her sheep and is relocated somewhere in the city 1.2194 0.04121 155 128 20 7
6016 What's your Netflix password? 1.2194 0.04018 155 127 22 6
6017 Hello, Mr. Wolf speaking. 1.2194 0.04018 155 127 22 6
6018 I miss the old, old New York. 1.2194 0.04018 155 127 22 6
6019 I'll take a bucket of chicken and two bales of hay. 1.2194 0.04018 155 127 22 6
6020 I rate it 5 stars.....very eweser friendly. 1.2194 0.03913 155 126 24 5
6021 My side hustle just ate my carpet. 1.2192 0.04180 146 120 20 6
6022 For future reference, that alleged short cut should not be taken. 1.2192 0.03826 146 117 26 3
6023 Look, the online description clearly stated 100% wool. What I received was some cheap cotton/poly blend. 1.2192 0.04180 146 120 20 6
6024 I was promised virtual reality. Now, get out of here so I can get to sleep! 1.2192 0.04180 146 120 20 6
6025 I'm so sorry I led you here. I swear the pilot looked promising. 1.2191 0.03756 178 146 25 7
6026 Hey now that I'm woke I know they're really just sheeple. 1.2190 0.04361 137 113 18 6
6027 So far, they don't seem to like it here, but the next segment is about coyotes in the city. 1.2190 0.04361 137 113 18 6
6028 Looking forward to the day I lose my sheep and they write about it. 1.2189 0.03887 169 139 23 7
6029 I’m just binge watching another season of “Herders”. 1.2189 0.03795 169 138 25 6
6030 i thought you said this was the pen house 1.2189 0.03887 169 139 23 7
6031 I know, I know, I cried false news three times, but this time I really am in Manhatten and under indictment for hiring a flock of sheep! 1.2188 0.03933 160 131 23 6
6032 Baa, Baa...Have I any WHAT? 1.2188 0.03831 160 130 25 5
6033 Oh, just woke from a nap, feeling a little woolly. 1.2188 0.04128 160 133 19 8
6034 After a long day of being followed, Mary liked to relax by putting her feet up 1.2188 0.03831 160 130 25 5
6035 I keep counting sheep, but I'm still wide awake. 1.2188 0.03831 160 130 25 5
6036 Could I have a wakeup call for seven a.m. 1.2188 0.04287 128 104 20 4
6037 Your rack of lamb order is ready for pickup. 1.2188 0.04428 128 105 18 5
6038 The wagon broke down, so I brought them home. 1.2188 0.03933 160 131 23 6
6039 I know, I know but the salesperson said it complemented the hat perfectly. 1.2188 0.04031 160 132 21 7
6040 Mary had some little lambs, and a 90 inch screen TV.. 1.2188 0.04141 128 103 22 3
6041 When I finish counting, turn off the TV. The orange clown gives me nightmares. 1.2188 0.04222 160 134 17 9
6042 They were here when I got home. They must've caught the Ocean Avenue Express out of Flatbush. 1.2188 0.04428 128 105 18 5
6043 I’m sorry, honey. I feel sheepish. 1.2188 0.03933 160 131 23 6
6044 He fell asleep and lost count! 1.2188 0.04031 160 132 21 7
6045 I’m not sleeping any better but my shearling sales are off the charts! 1.2186 0.03686 183 150 26 7
6046 Please, I need to get in touch with Bo-Peep. 1.2185 0.04295 151 126 17 8
6047 I think they are suspicious of my sheepskin lining in my coat and boots. 1.2185 0.03746 151 121 27 3
6048 You can count on me! 1.2185 0.03975 151 123 23 5
6049 We know a lot of people are losing sleep over this strike but the sheep have legitimate grievances! 1.2185 0.04085 151 124 21 6
6050 You say you want them now? But we're watching Silence of the Lambs. 1.2185 0.03862 151 122 25 4
6051 Why? They wanted to see Sheepshead Bay. 1.2185 0.04397 151 127 15 9
6052 When will Wolf be back in the office? I've called three times already. 1.2185 0.04944 119 100 12 7
6053 I’m fine. How about ewe? 1.2184 0.03981 174 145 20 9
6054 I said sleep hard not sheep herd. 1.2183 0.03886 142 114 25 3
6055 I searched for months to get an Airbnb with a view like this. 1.2183 0.04135 142 116 21 5
6056 Actually, they preferred Broadway over Central Park 1.2183 0.03755 142 113 27 2
6057 Im not sure but they get a little agitated by CNN's Blitzer! 1.2183 0.04012 142 115 23 4
6058 I doubt the wolf will find us. 1.2183 0.04012 142 115 23 4
6059 They’re not used to city life. 1.2183 0.03886 142 114 25 3
6060 I can't seem to make rhyme or reason of my life anymore. 1.2183 0.04012 142 115 23 4
6061 Hello, 911? I'm allergic to wool, and you'll never believe the predicament I'm in. 1.2183 0.04135 142 116 21 5
6062 Yeah, they're still here...I thought we'd already gone over this!? 1.2183 0.04254 142 117 19 6
6063 Send Lil Bo Peep over! 1.2182 0.03852 165 135 24 6
6064 Everyone's having a good time, we just got back from the Sheep Meadow in Central Park 1.2182 0.03852 165 135 24 6
6065 We found the room with Air Baa n Baa. 1.2182 0.04130 165 138 18 9
6066 Meet me at The Greener Pastures, room 603. 1.2182 0.03552 165 132 30 3
6067 I'm testing herd immunity. 1.2182 0.03755 165 134 26 5
6068 Behold, the good shepherd here. 1.2182 0.03755 165 134 26 5
6069 Is this 1-800 shepherd hotline? 1.2182 0.03655 165 133 28 4
6070 Room service does not serve lamb chops, correct? 1.2182 0.03852 165 135 24 6
6071 Remember when you told me I can “manifest” anything? You should see what happened when I couldn’t get to sleep and started counting sheep... 1.2182 0.04039 165 137 20 8
6072 For heaven's sake I'm being fleesed. 1.2182 0.03946 165 136 22 7
6073 Hello, front desk, would you let the beauty shop know that we have enough for the wigs until 2020, and are ready for the yellow dye. 1.2180 0.04444 133 110 17 6
6074 What? No, it’s AirBaanbaa. 1.2180 0.04180 133 108 21 4
6075 Am I searching for the one lost sheep? Who is this anyway? 1.2180 0.04694 133 112 13 8
6076 Just got back from the farmers market. 1.2180 0.04180 133 108 21 4
6077 It’s inconvenient to shop for groceries these days, and when I saw the offer on Amazon... 1.2180 0.04813 133 113 11 9
6078 I know that I can COUNT on them ! 1.2179 0.03890 156 127 24 5
6079 Steady handouts from tourists in the park keep us living in clover. 1.2179 0.03782 156 126 26 4
6080 Mark, you’re not going to believe what I herd today 1.2179 0.03782 156 126 26 4
6081 I thought you said counting sheep would help me fall asleep. 1.2179 0.04294 156 131 16 9
6082 Looks like it’s lamb for dinner again 1.2179 0.04097 156 129 20 7
6083 One of my comfort animals would like a massage. 1.2179 0.03671 156 125 28 3
6084 Nope, wrong number. This is Little Bo Tweet. 1.2177 0.04154 147 121 20 6
6085 I've decided to telework today. 1.2177 0.04265 147 122 18 7
6086 So you're telling me that if I buy the Persian emerald necklace for $49.99, you'll throw in a free toaster? 1.2177 0.03803 147 118 26 3
6087 Little Bo Peep has ditched her sheep. 1.2177 0.03923 147 119 24 4
6088 The real crook is the cable company. 1.2177 0.04154 147 121 20 6
6089 I'm sure they do make a mean gin martini at the bar, Border Collie. But the sheep are getting restless up here. 1.2177 0.04373 147 123 16 8
6090 Manger Ranger speaking, got a Christmas gig for me? 1.2177 0.04040 147 120 22 5
6091 This is Beau Peep. Yep, I found them. Yep, I'll try to keep a better eye on them. 1.2177 0.04154 147 121 20 6
6092 How much is a big bowl of good tortilla chips and 20 gallons of sheep dip? 1.2177 0.04154 147 121 20 6
6093 You should see the view. This AirBnB has everything. 1.2177 0.03803 147 118 26 3
6094 Duane Reade? I asked for a delivery of lambskin CONDOMS! 1.2176 0.03866 170 140 23 7
6095 I think I'm in a b-a-a-a-a-d dream. 1.2174 0.03600 161 129 29 3
6096 Front desk, please send up 3 bales of grass. 1.2174 0.04208 138 113 20 5
6097 They are a long way from home Bo Peep, and they are not wagging their tails. 1.2174 0.03910 161 132 23 6
6098 Four legs and a tail? Yup, that’s him. 1.2174 0.03810 161 131 25 5
6099 Hello, McDonald here. 1.2174 0.03600 161 129 29 3
6100 I don't mind working on the weekends if there is something to watch on TV. 1.2174 0.04684 138 117 12 9
6101 But the airbnb said "near Sheep Meadow" 1.2174 0.03707 161 130 27 4
6102 We're taking a break to watch the Rams beat the Giants.__Norma Stewart_Arcadia, Ca. 1.2174 0.04332 138 114 18 6
6103 Could you please connect me Bo Peeps room! 1.2171 0.03521 175 141 30 4
6104 I told you, some nights, ten sheep are simply not enough. 1.2171 0.03724 152 122 27 3
6105 The guy across the hall is kind of a wolf, but that's about it. 1.2171 0.04060 152 125 21 6
6106 No, I said "sell" not "Ba" 1.2171 0.04060 152 125 21 6
6107 Funny, that’s what I herd too! 1.2171 0.04060 152 125 21 6
6108 Oh, not much. I just sort of have the baaa's today. 1.2171 0.04060 152 125 21 6
6109 Our Black Friday special is buy 3 nights, get 1 free. We guarantee you'll fall asleep by sheep 42 or your money back! 1.2171 0.04166 152 126 19 7
6110 Good. How are ewe? 1.2171 0.04166 152 126 19 7
6111 Urban Outfitters has really increased their catalog. 1.2171 0.03724 152 122 27 3
6112 Oh, a few friends and I came to town for the holidays. 1.2171 0.04166 152 126 19 7
6113 They know I'm the killer. 1.2171 0.03951 152 124 23 5
6114 Hello, Discovery Channel, we've taken a vote here. My guests don't much like this program on lions. 1.2169 0.03635 166 134 28 4
6115 Um, there’s been a bit of an accident on the elevator. 1.2169 0.03925 166 137 22 7
6116 I don't know what happened-they just followed me in. 1.2169 0.03635 166 134 28 4
6117 The cows are still in the corn, but someone sprayed Roundup on The Meadow, and there wasn’t enough room under the haystack. 1.2168 0.03987 143 116 23 4
6118 Not sure if I’m getting tired or horny 1.2168 0.03987 143 116 23 4
6119 Hang on, I’m getting a Little Bo Beep. 1.2168 0.04109 143 117 21 5
6120 That’s one large pepperoni and one extra large bale of hay. 1.2168 0.03987 143 116 23 4
6121 Is this Airbnb? 1.2168 0.04342 143 119 17 7
6122 Yes, room service? I'd like a pie. 1.2168 0.04227 143 118 19 6
6123 I said chic, not sheep. 1.2167 0.03882 180 150 21 9
6124 Yes, the flat is great. Now I need a butcher and a tailor. 1.2167 0.03459 180 145 31 4
6125 No, I think you want the Cotton Bowl. 1.2167 0.03801 180 149 23 8
6126 I think it's time to replace the sod in the living room. 1.2166 0.04073 157 130 20 7
6127 Yes, this fancy hotel accommodates pets. 1.2166 0.03650 157 126 28 3
6128 I am pet sitting right now, call you later! 1.2166 0.03537 157 125 30 2
6129 No, dude... just chillin' with my city flock before we go to the Merino Barber Shoppe for our dope cuts. 1.2166 0.03868 157 128 24 5
6130 You know how the Bible says, "he who enters by the door is the shepherd of the sheep. To him the gatekeeper opens.?" Well, we were going to Central Park, and right at the Ritz-Carlton, the Door Man asked, "Can I help you?" And here we are... 1.2166 0.03972 157 129 22 6
6131 They said they just couldn't miss Westminster this year. 1.2166 0.03868 157 128 24 5
6132 Honey, is that ewe? 1.2166 0.03972 157 129 22 6
6133 All I know is, some stupid yuppie is out in the middle of a field with zero bars. 1.2166 0.03868 157 128 24 5
6134 Bo Peep? You could have told me when you asked me to house-sit that your sheep would be coming home! 1.2164 0.04152 134 109 21 4
6135 Yeah, she thought I said I didn't want her to see my apartment because my roommates were sheepish. 1.2164 0.03567 171 138 29 4
6136 Hello, this is Mr. Popper, I ordered penguins... 1.2164 0.03846 171 141 23 7
6137 Send up housekeeping please. One of my guests had an accident on the carpet. 1.2164 0.04021 171 143 19 9
6138 The Shepherds Union negotiated some awesome benefits. 1.2164 0.03567 171 138 29 4
6139 I like the digs, but the grass tastes funny. 1.2164 0.03662 171 139 27 5
6140 Why did I think Uggs were a good idea? 1.2162 0.04016 148 121 22 5
6141 People tell me I always sound sheepish. 1.2162 0.03899 148 120 24 4
6142 Hello,is this Little Bo Peep? Guess what, I found your sheep! 1.2162 0.04128 148 122 20 6
6143 Mom, the sheep are still here... 1.2162 0.04345 148 124 16 8
6144 Ewe don't say... 1.2162 0.04345 148 124 16 8
6145 If you think a TV, Phone, and Internet bundle is a no-brainier, I have some locally-sourced high-altitude pashminas to tell you about. 1.2162 0.04128 148 122 20 6
6146 I'm going against the herd mentality and taking my lunch break. 1.2162 0.04128 148 122 20 6
6147 You’ve reached the offices of ewe asked for it. How may I direct your call? 1.2162 0.04238 148 123 18 7
6148 I'm just counting sheep 1.2162 0.04016 148 121 22 5
6149 I feel sheepish saying it, but I don't give a flock! 1.2160 0.04081 162 135 19 8
6150 Hello, Whole Foods? I need a field of grass delivered to my home. 1.2160 0.03789 162 132 25 5
6151 Out of sleeping pills, dear, but we'll be there in ten minutes. 1.2160 0.03686 162 131 27 4
6152 I'm here with the flock but where is the Christmas tree? 1.2160 0.03472 162 129 31 2
6153 And the lion will watch TV with the sheep. 1.2160 0.03889 162 133 23 6
6154 Bo Peep, uhh..., your leave them alone strategy is not working. 1.2160 0.03889 162 133 23 6
6155 I followed them here. 1.2160 0.03889 162 133 23 6
6156 After a long day in the pasture, the flock enjoys watching Fox News. 1.2160 0.04338 125 102 19 4
6157 Yeah man,I got a message for Miss Peep: FINDERS KEEPERS ! 1.2159 0.03939 176 147 20 9
6158 My doctor suggested a more practical method for falling asleep. 1.2159 0.03771 176 145 24 7
6159 How many times do I have to count before I can I get some sleep. 1.2158 0.04303 139 115 18 6
6160 They stop bleating when I turn on Fox News. 1.2158 0.04303 139 115 18 6
6161 I'm so very tired of always getting 'BAA' for an answer. 1.2157 0.04036 153 126 21 6
6162 Yes, this airbnb is immaculately kept. 1.2157 0.04344 153 129 15 9
6163 Animal rights? Unbelievable! My lovely sheep are banned from a roof garden in Manhattan! 1.2157 0.04036 153 126 21 6
6164 No, I'm not busy, I'm just counting sheep. 1.2157 0.04036 153 126 21 6
6165 Well, at least the Condo Board didn't specify the size of the flock in the new CCR's. 1.2157 0.04036 153 126 21 6
6166 Hey Amazon, I ordered a wool coat. How do I return these? 1.2157 0.04036 153 126 21 6
6167 Mary? Yea, put me through to Jesus, This is not the view I asked for. 1.2157 0.03817 153 124 25 4
6168 I can’t hear you. I think you may have accidentally pressed mutton. 1.2157 0.03817 153 124 25 4
6169 We're not grazing. We're binging. 1.2157 0.04244 153 128 17 8
6170 I walked into a bar, had a few drinks with these fellas and then they all followed me to my room... 1.2157 0.04036 153 126 21 6
6171 yeah I don't know why I thought the city was the 'change of pace' I've been looking for 1.2156 0.03714 167 136 26 5
6172 They’re ba-a-a-a-ack! 1.2156 0.03616 167 135 28 4
6173 Drowser Sleep Clinic? Hi, this is Jim Hughes, again. Listen, I'm still having a hard time trying to count them with my eyes closed 1.2156 0.04084 167 140 18 9
6174 No not CLONE, I need a Drone and not THE boarder but a Border Collie 1.2156 0.03714 167 136 26 5
6175 Girl, you’ll never guess what I herd!.... 1.2156 0.03995 167 139 20 8
6176 I’m telling you, honey, the new HD capabilities are wild... 1.2156 0.03714 167 136 26 5
6177 We've cornered the market on footstools and we're calling it Ottoman Empire. 1.2154 0.04227 130 106 20 4
6178 Sorry, I can't shear you. 1.2153 0.04083 144 118 21 5
6179 And they just followed me when it was time to go home. 1.2153 0.03838 144 116 25 3
6180 Room service? I need a bale of hay, two bags of kitty litter, a butcher knife, and a jar of mint jelly. 1.2153 0.03838 144 116 25 3
6181 Yes, their fleeces are as white as snow. 1.2153 0.04083 144 118 21 5
6182 Is this the Home Shopping , I would like to order a wolf . 1.2153 0.04425 144 121 15 8
6183 What time are you going to bed? 1.2153 0.04314 144 120 17 7
6184 Hook or by crook, I promise to have them out if here as soon as Jeopardy is over! 1.2153 0.03838 144 116 25 3
6185 So, roll it with sticky tape? 1.2153 0.04314 144 120 17 7
6186 no matter what John says I'm not laying my life down for all of you. 1.2153 0.04083 144 118 21 5
6187 Hey honey, are you coming over for dinner? Good, I'm thinking lamb chops. 1.2152 0.04338 158 134 14 10
6188 You could say that Little Bo Peep lost her sheep. Actually, she dumped them all on me. 1.2152 0.03949 158 130 22 6
6189 I'm done with this job and so are the sheep. 1.2152 0.03846 158 129 24 5
6190 OK, Alexa What's Next? 1.2152 0.03739 158 128 26 4
6191 I'm sorry to say the Park Ranger was not amused when I reminded him that we were in Sheep Meadow. 1.2152 0.03630 158 127 28 3
6192 Waiting for the still water. 1.2152 0.03949 158 130 22 6
6193 No, the city is great. Although, sometimes I do wish I was back on the farm. 1.2152 0.03949 158 130 22 6
6194 This is Mary, you must be looking for Bo-Peep 1.2151 0.03735 172 141 25 6
6195 So then she tells me, ‘Don’t lose any.' Like I haven’t been a shepherdess my entire junior year. 1.2151 0.03735 172 141 25 6
6196 Hello? Yes, I'm calling because my TV reception is baaad. 1.2151 0.03913 172 143 21 8
6197 I seem to have made a wrong turn. 1.2151 0.03735 172 141 25 6
6198 I heard you. Actually, I herd a lot! 1.2151 0.03452 172 138 31 3
6199 I'm thinking lamb this Christmas. 1.2148 0.03988 135 109 23 3
6200 I thought they said it was a cheap rent! 1.2148 0.04508 135 113 15 7
6201 Hello, Front Desk, Can you send up a dog so we can find the bedroom and get some sleep? 1.2148 0.04508 135 113 15 7
6202 Yes, I had enough miles. 1.2148 0.04508 135 113 15 7
6203 I can lead them to you but I can’t count them for you. 1.2148 0.03991 149 122 22 5
6204 Sir, don't worry, there are no wolves in Central Park! 1.2148 0.04212 149 124 18 7
6205 Honey, Do You have any leftover grass from your smoothies ?? 1.2148 0.03876 149 121 24 4
6206 I was just trying to download "I Know I'll Never Find Another You" 1.2148 0.04212 149 124 18 7
6207 Yeah, that Pastoral Lifestyle is WAY overrated. 1.2148 0.04319 149 125 16 8
6208 I’m watching a fascinating documentary on sheep herding. 1.2148 0.03991 149 122 22 5
6209 They're all heading in for Tucker Carlson. 1.2148 0.04103 149 123 20 6
6210 I asked YOU to come over. Not ewe. 1.2148 0.04212 149 124 18 7
6211 9-1-1? I'd like to report a wolf. 1.2148 0.03991 149 122 22 5
6212 Alright, you proved your point. I'm the black sheep of the family. 1.2148 0.03876 149 121 24 4
6213 I was just sitting here trying to fix my umbrella. 1.2147 0.03964 163 135 21 7
6214 Yeah, this just seemed easier. 1.2147 0.03768 163 133 25 5
6215 Hey! Let's get the flock outa here... 1.2147 0.03665 177 145 26 6
6216 I'm tired, I can't sleep and yes ...... I lost one sheep 1.2147 0.03576 177 144 28 5
6217 I'm watching Far From the Madding Crowd. 1.2147 0.03485 177 143 30 4
6218 I thought the realtor said, Urban *Chic* Oasis. 1.2147 0.03836 177 147 22 8
6219 yes, its a very baaaad problem 1.2147 0.03576 177 144 28 5
6220 Sir, we can only two bags. 1.2147 0.03919 177 148 20 9
6221 What am I doin? Mutton. 1.2147 0.03665 177 145 26 6
6222 Yes, I will need these guys later tonight. 1.2143 0.03905 154 126 23 5
6223 Not a permanently new number, just using a burner phone until the FTC investigation of my nativity scene monopoly quiets down 1.2143 0.03795 154 125 25 4
6224 RoomService , Got anything VEGAN??? 1.2143 0.03795 154 125 25 4
6225 Sorry. What did I say to make you think I was a pastor? 1.2143 0.04062 168 141 18 9
6226 Hello, Bo Peep? I found something that belongs to you. 1.2143 0.03905 154 126 23 5
6227 Integrated Verticle Shepherding 1.2143 0.03681 154 124 27 3
6228 Hey, what’s the channel for that sheep dog show? 1.2143 0.03795 154 125 25 4
6229 No! You're wrong. I ordered a shock of wheat for the holidays. And, no, I don't know how many. Every time I get ta dozen or so, I fall asleep! 1.2143 0.04218 154 129 17 8
6230 You were right, Emma. I should have just adopted kittens instead. 1.2143 0.04062 168 141 18 9
6231 On the crowded freeway, I lost the black one. 1.2143 0.04117 154 128 19 7
6232 Hey Marvin, the girls are here already, so where the bleep are you? 1.2143 0.03882 168 139 22 7
6233 Table for 16 please. 1.2143 0.03795 154 125 25 4
6234 George, Sorry to call so late, but would you turn on the new extra high definition TV we both bought last week, stream the new Google test video called 'New Zealand Farming,' press the enhanced reality button on the remote and call me right back. 1.2143 0.04117 154 128 19 7
6235 I don't know how it happened. I was just watching a rerun of Lassie. 1.2143 0.04012 154 127 21 6
6236 It's really a no brainer; Sheep's Meadow after curfew or a group rate at the Pierre. 1.2143 0.04117 154 128 19 7
6237 Yes, we're all watching the rally, but they're having a hard time understanding why all those humans in the background with the red caps on are so fawning and compliant. 1.2143 0.04117 154 128 19 7
6238 You're being anti-semantic, the lease only says no pets. 1.2143 0.04153 140 115 20 5
6239 Just one pair of chopsticks. 1.2143 0.04028 140 114 22 4
6240 Do you have a Bo Peep costume? 1.2143 0.03905 154 126 23 5
6241 Hi, AirBnBleat? 1.2139 0.03893 173 144 21 8
6242 Hello, City Animal Control Department? Yes, this is Joe B. A. Shepherd. I 'd like to report a flock of sheep in my living room" "Whadda ya mean: 'What am I wearing? 1.2138 0.04313 159 135 14 10
6243 All we do is sit around and watch Green Acheres!​ 1.2138 0.04220 159 134 16 9
6244 The disappearance of open space has caused unforeseen changes to our work force. 1.2138 0.04027 159 132 20 7
6245 I'm staging Isaiah 53:6. 1.2138 0.03718 159 129 26 4
6246 Listen Bo Peep, my landlord’s totally down with urban farming. Plus, my apartment has rent control. 1.2138 0.03926 159 131 22 6
6247 having a relationship with sheep can be as complex as reading Proust, I think. I don’t think, I know it.” 1.2138 0.03824 159 130 24 5
6248 Room service? Yes, there's something flocked up about my room. 1.2138 0.03926 159 131 22 6
6249 '"Hello Super Carpet Cleaners, I need an appointment right away." 1.2138 0.03926 159 131 22 6
6250 Listen buddy, I said high graze area not high rise. 1.2138 0.04057 145 119 21 5
6251 Bahd idea. 1.2138 0.04174 145 120 19 6
6252 Listen, I need to get the flock out of town as soon as possible. 1.2138 0.04174 145 120 19 6
6253 Nah, staying in tonight. Netfleece and chill. 1.2138 0.04287 145 121 17 7
6254 Bopeep, don't weep. They're here with me. 1.2138 0.04174 145 120 19 6
6255 Boo peep got elected to the congress 1.2138 0.04174 145 120 19 6
6256 10 orders of grass, clover and forbs and one Happy Meal. 1.2138 0.04287 145 121 17 7
6257 Nope, just hanging out 1.2138 0.04174 145 120 19 6
6258 Hi room service , anything but lamb chops. 1.2138 0.03938 145 118 23 4
6259 Suck it, Bo Peep 1.2137 0.04056 131 106 22 3
6260 Make that 13 of the Special, hold the lamb. 1.2137 0.04469 131 109 16 6
6261 they are in heat ; they want to watch the LA Rams 1.2137 0.04175 117 94 21 2
6262 No, vegetables are so 2018, vertical livestock is where its at. 1.2135 0.03280 178 142 34 2
6263 Pastoral herding is so last season. 1.2134 0.03845 164 135 23 6
6264 I just feel like you don't respect me when you call me a goatfucker, Janet. 1.2134 0.04304 164 140 13 11
6265 Honey, I've found a way to lower our heating bill. 1.2134 0.03942 164 136 21 7
6266 oh, just hanging out with my baaads... 1.2134 0.03747 164 134 25 5
6267 I said I am sheepish not a shepherd 1.2134 0.04035 164 137 19 8
6268 Nobody ever mentions how loud there going to be while your counting them ! 1.2134 0.03747 164 134 25 5
6269 About that sweater you wanted . . . 1.2134 0.03747 164 134 25 5
6270 Now that Halloween is over, what do I do with them? 1.2133 0.04078 150 124 20 6
6271 Yeah, turns out there IS an app for that. 1.2133 0.03853 150 122 24 4
6272 Your order of a sheepskin coat will ship in two weeks. 1.2133 0.04292 150 126 16 8
6273 Can I help it if I took the sleep advice literally? 1.2133 0.04078 150 124 20 6
6274 I don't know what to do, they just won't stop watching Veep. 1.2133 0.04078 150 124 20 6
6275 My recollection of how we all got here is a little wooley. 1.2133 0.04078 150 124 20 6
6276 But I’ve never vacuumed before. 1.2133 0.04187 150 125 18 7
6277 ...Nothing, just watching the game with a 12 pack of ewes. 1.2133 0.03967 150 123 22 5
6278 What will I do? Dunno. Count sheep, I guess. 1.2133 0.04078 150 124 20 6
6279 It's kind of a baaaaad time to come over. 1.2132 0.04097 136 111 21 4
6280 Netflix original, Sheep in the City, finds its niche demographic. 1.2132 0.04478 136 114 15 7
6281 I just wanted to get on the grid. 1.2132 0.03962 136 110 23 3
6282 They followed me home from Sheep Meadow. 1.2131 0.03580 183 150 27 6
6283 Now I'm really flocked. 1.2130 0.03674 169 138 26 5
6284 I should run for office. 1.2129 0.03882 155 127 23 5
6285 You've reached Bo-Peep's Sheep Herding Service. Bo, speaking. 1.2129 0.03882 155 127 23 5
6286 WHAT, humbug? 1.2129 0.04292 155 131 15 9
6287 I was dreaming and then this........ 1.2129 0.03773 155 126 25 4
6288 It all started when I upgraded to the premium package... 1.2129 0.03989 155 128 21 6
6289 Where is Little Bo Peep? 1.2129 0.03660 155 125 27 3
6290 Trying to decide one for my sofa wool cover 1.2129 0.03660 155 125 27 3
6291 I can do three bags times a hundred....but were outta black. Sorry. Check Amazon. 1.2129 0.04092 155 129 19 7
6292 Stand still so I can count you. I just want to fall asleep. 1.2129 0.03989 155 128 21 6
6293 No one gives a shepherd a pension.We never retire. 1.2129 0.03773 155 126 25 4
6294 Hamilton tickets were too expensive so we're just going to hang out at the Sheep Meadow. 1.2129 0.03773 155 126 25 4
6295 I guess you could say I am polyamorous...in a way. 1.2129 0.04193 155 130 17 8
6296 I don't know what they've been watching, but Neflix is recommending 'Ewes Gone Wild' next. 1.2128 0.04127 141 116 20 5
6297 My first record earned quite a following. 1.2128 0.04002 141 115 22 4
6298 I just didn't want to take Ambien for my afternoon naps, ya know? 1.2128 0.04127 141 116 20 5
6299 Mr.President, as the Shepherd Majority Leader, let me assure you that nobody in this room wants to protect the Special Counsel. 1.2128 0.04365 141 118 16 7
6300 I suspect our “well-trained” herding dog wanted to stop off at the Westminster Dog Show 1.2128 0.03740 141 113 26 2
6301 Make that an order of sweet and sour pork, a side order of chicken fried rice and 250 pounds of forbs." 1.2128 0.03873 141 114 24 3
6302 Aww, sheep. Flock that. 1.2128 0.04002 141 115 22 4
6303 When I developed hay-fever the union argued they had a duty to accommodate, so here we are. 1.2128 0.04127 141 116 20 5
6304 Yeah, I'm just gonna stay in and NetFlock and chill tonight. 1.2128 0.03740 141 113 26 2
6305 To put it gently, your strict stance on my 'no pets allowed' policy leaves me feeling rather sheepish. 1.2128 0.03873 141 114 24 3
6306 Ummm I thought the app was for virtual shepherd... 1.2128 0.04002 141 115 22 4
6307 The lease specified “No Pets” flocks and working from home was not. 1.2126 0.03957 174 146 19 9
6308 Turns out Sheepshead is a kind of fish. Oh, and we're being evicted. 1.2126 0.03697 174 143 25 6
6309 They love watching their better half LA Rams on TV. 1.2125 0.03697 160 130 26 4
6310 Thank ewe. 1.2125 0.04195 160 135 16 9
6311 I could have sworn I counted twelve sheep last night 1.2125 0.03589 160 129 28 3
6312 Yes, I'd like to order some sod, free shipping please. 1.2125 0.03802 160 131 24 5
6313 What shall I do. I am surrounded by sheep. 1.2125 0.03904 160 132 22 6
6314 Thank you Jesus. 1.2125 0.03697 160 130 26 4
6315 I was just standing in front of my sheep wagon when some people from publishers clearing house drove up. 1.2125 0.03697 160 130 26 4
6316 Mary, where the heck are you? All these animals say they knew you when they were much younger. 1.2125 0.03904 160 132 22 6
6317 Have you tried counting sheep? I've got some great guys I can send over. 1.2125 0.03589 160 129 28 3
6318 You will have your wool tomorrow. 1.2125 0.03697 160 130 26 4
6319 Nothing. Just flockin' around. 1.2125 0.03802 160 131 24 5
6320 You caught me trying to take a nap. 1.2124 0.04611 113 93 16 4
6321 I had a choice but I didn't think cows would work out as well. 1.2123 0.04148 146 121 19 6
6322 Yep, I've looked there too... 1.2123 0.03913 146 119 23 4
6323 You say, "Leave them alone and they will come home?" 1.2123 0.04148 146 121 19 6
6324 At least he didn't call me "Lyin''" or "Crooked" 1.2123 0.04260 146 122 17 7
6325 We put them to field, then we put them to couch--that's how it works, Greg. 1.2123 0.03913 146 119 23 4
6326 What if you don't have a nice green lawn? 1.2123 0.04032 146 120 21 5
6327 Now listen carefully -I''ll try it once more - If I had thirty sick sheep and two of them died how many would I have left. 1.2123 0.04260 146 122 17 7
6328 It worked wonders yesterday, but tonight I think there's one missing" 1.2123 0.03540 179 146 28 5
6329 i can only get one of them on my couch, what is the problem? 1.2121 0.04306 132 109 18 5
6330 Her family is fixing to leave. 1.2121 0.04306 132 109 18 5
6331 I’m thinking the pills worked better, Doc. Thank 1.2121 0.04306 132 109 18 5
6332 That's a sheepish thing to say, Arnold 1.2119 0.04054 151 125 20 6
6333 Let's just say we've encountered some herdles. 1.2119 0.03943 151 124 22 5
6334 The secret lies not with strength but with patience. 1.2119 0.04161 151 126 18 7
6335 Unfaithful? Honey Bun, your imagination is has gone wild. 1.2119 0.04054 151 125 20 6
6336 Yes . . . and can you add a gallon of mint jelly? 1.2119 0.03830 151 123 24 4
6337 Urban shepherding is much easier now that Netflix is showing Blue Planet. 1.2119 0.04054 151 125 20 6
6338 Franky I'm not sure what the plants were 1.2118 0.03930 170 142 20 8
6339 I need one seat ASAP in coach, round trip, non stop to Bethlehem, with 12 sheep. 1.2118 0.03841 170 141 22 7
6340 Mother, is B-Peep at home? 1.2117 0.04070 137 112 21 4
6341 two bags two bags two bags full 1.2117 0.03797 137 110 25 2
6342 By shear luck, the herd’s all here. 1.2117 0.04326 137 114 17 6
6343 Hello, Border Collie Rescue? ... No, no. I’m the one who needs to be rescued! 1.2115 0.04363 156 133 13 10
6344 I agree. There definitely should have been a flag on that play. 1.2115 0.03965 156 129 21 6
6345 This B and B is VERY accommodating... 1.2115 0.03965 156 129 21 6
6346 Ms. Bo Peep? Sam here with 'Good Shepherd Escort Services'. We found your flock in Central Park West. The bad news is that we've contracted them out for a month. 1.2115 0.03639 156 126 27 3
6347 We're awaiting a shipment of grass from Colorado 1.2115 0.03523 156 125 29 2
6348 Directory Assistance? Do you have a listing for a Miss Bo Peep? I'll hold. 1.2115 0.03751 156 127 25 4
6349 Hi Sweetheart, no, I've been counting sheep all night but I'm good for dinner at 6.00pm 1.2115 0.03751 156 127 25 4
6350 You're gonna need a bigger crook 1.2115 0.03751 156 127 25 4
6351 Hello Mrs. Peep... we were hot on 'Little Bo's tail until she reached the subway. 1.2115 0.03965 156 129 21 6
6352 You need to find a side hustle, bro." 1.2115 0.03639 156 126 27 3
6353 Another down side to sharing the President's last name. They've been following me ever since. 1.2115 0.03860 156 128 23 5
6354 I tried putting myself to sleep counting sheep but they started following me around. 1.2115 0.03860 156 128 23 5
6355 HR? I have a question about my "unlimited paid time off." 1.2115 0.04169 156 131 17 8
6356 I think I now know what the landlord meant when she said she was sheepish. 1.2115 0.04169 156 131 17 8
6357 I forgot the key to the barn! 1.2115 0.03639 156 126 27 3
6358 I'll have to call you back - we've just had a wave of gentrification pass through 1.2114 0.03936 175 147 19 9
6359 Yes, we're complying with the carpeting requirement in the lease....and no, you are not hearing a lot of people stomping around! 1.2113 0.03849 142 115 24 3
6360 Miss Little Bo Peep has left the building. 1.2113 0.04337 142 119 16 7
6361 mary's mowing service? have sheep will shear. how may I help you? 1.2113 0.04220 142 118 18 6
6362 Help me I’ve lost count! 1.2112 0.03569 161 130 28 3
6363 I'm being deported to New Zealand! 1.2112 0.04263 161 137 14 10
6364 Hey Mary, ewe missing something? 1.2112 0.03981 161 134 20 7
6365 Outstanding in his field — not so much inside. 1.2112 0.03882 161 133 22 6
6366 Mary had a lot more than one little lamb 1.2112 0.03882 161 133 22 6
6367 Ma, I'm comin' home. I guess I just wasn't cut out for big city sheep herdin'. Hope I haven't let you and pa down. 1.2112 0.03981 161 134 20 7
6368 Let’s make like sheep and get the flock out of here 1.2109 0.03889 147 120 23 4
6369 Hello,Channel 5 News? This is Bo Peep. You can cancel that announcement. All found. 1.2109 0.04342 147 124 15 8
6370 Now they’re baa baaing they want the movie channel. 1.2109 0.03889 147 120 23 4
6371 We left them alone. And here they are. 1.2109 0.03767 147 119 25 3
6372 I know, no pets allowed, but they followed me home! 1.2109 0.04007 147 121 21 5
6373 Is this Bo Peep? I got your number from the notice you posted. 1.2108 0.03606 166 135 27 4
6374 we are home...now what? 1.2108 0.03898 166 138 21 7
6375 Doctor, I'm seeing sheep again. 1.2108 0.03803 166 137 23 6
6376 Adverse possession, that’s how! 1.2108 0.03706 166 136 25 5
6377 I'm sick of that rhyme. NOW I'LL KNOW WHERE TO FIND YOU 1.2108 0.03803 166 137 23 6
6378 Quiet! I can’t count and listen at the same time. 1.2105 0.03856 133 107 24 2
6379 ...then I woke up with all these sheep in the apartment. 1.2105 0.03920 152 125 22 5
6380 No...not Ambien! 1.2105 0.03920 152 125 22 5
6381 I know, getting them up elevator was torture! 1.2105 0.03807 152 124 24 4
6382 It's pretty cozy watching TV together. But lining them all up in the elevator gets tricky. 1.2105 0.03807 152 124 24 4
6383 The President says you're bred to vote only in Red States . 1.2105 0.03635 171 140 26 5
6384 It's polartec with free shipping, right? 1.2105 0.04001 133 108 22 3
6385 Yes, Poopsie, I know. I can’t find them. You know I’ll keep looking. How’s your momma? 1.2105 0.04408 133 111 16 6
6386 Hello, Mory’s? A table for fifteen poor little lambs who have lost their way, baa, baa, baa. 1.2105 0.04136 152 127 18 7
6387 What do you mean you changed your plans, Little Bo Peep?" 1.2105 0.04136 152 127 18 7
6388 Yes, used the fright elevator. 1.2105 0.03920 152 125 22 5
6389 The sheep are alright. 1.2105 0.03820 171 142 22 7
6390 They were a baa-rgain 1.2102 0.03569 176 144 27 5
6391 The commute is bad, but at least it's a reverse commute. 1.2102 0.04430 157 135 11 11
6392 Parks Department, I desperately need directions to the nearest green pasture and some still water. 1.2102 0.03942 157 130 21 6
6393 "Give up counting sheep and tune in Conan. Got it." 1.2102 0.03729 157 128 25 4
6394 In New York City, this is the only place where Sheep May Safely Graze 1.2102 0.03618 157 127 27 3
6395 One said "Baaa!" The rest couldn't tell that it's a virtual meadow. 1.2102 0.04144 157 132 17 8
6396 The one sheep left on the farm got half of everything because of gerrymandering. 1.2102 0.03837 157 129 23 5
6397 Netflix, is there any show about prairies? 1.2102 0.03729 157 128 25 4
6398 Yes. That’s Bo. B-O. 1.2102 0.03837 157 129 23 5
6399 Doc, is there a insomniac/amnesiac syndrome? 1.2102 0.03618 157 127 27 3
6400 Well, I got my harem, but apparently I went to hell. The afterlife is sooo ironic. How you doing? 1.2102 0.03942 157 130 21 6
6401 I thought you said farm to coffee table. 1.2101 0.04297 138 115 17 6
6402 Boo-peep's not here but her sheep are. 1.2101 0.03772 138 111 25 2
6403 Hey Little Boy Blue - your sheep are not in the meadow! 1.2101 0.04043 138 113 21 4
6404 I Herd ewe you. 1.2101 0.03910 138 112 23 3
6405 It's tense here. I need to convince them my robe is faux sheepskin. 1.2099 0.03860 162 134 22 6
6406 I said the Lord is not my shepherd from now on, Linda. 1.2099 0.03656 162 132 26 4
6407 Hello room service, can you send up a Cobb Salad and a pair of 7 1/2 inch sheep shears? 1.2099 0.03327 162 129 32 1
6408 Is this ACME Sod Company? I'd like to place an order. 1.2099 0.03860 162 134 22 6
6409 There's mutton I can do about it. 1.2099 0.04239 162 138 14 10
6410 Now we have to wait another week for the season finale. 1.2099 0.03550 162 131 28 3
6411 Work from home, enjoy your new free time", they said. My ass 1.2099 0.03440 162 130 30 2
6412 Well, I can see them and I can count them, but ... 1.2099 0.03958 162 135 20 7
6413 ‘You Herd Right.’ How can I help you? 1.2099 0.03860 162 134 22 6
6414 Yes. That’s right...the reception is very bahhhhad 1.2099 0.04054 162 136 18 8
6415 To tell you the truth, I’m feeling a little sheepish. 1.2099 0.03958 162 135 20 7
6416 You can come collect your sheep, the TV is enough to put me to sleep 1.2099 0.03760 162 133 24 5
6417 No, not curds and whey, not porridge ... just 11 orders of grass. 1.2099 0.03958 162 135 20 7
6418 I want to legally change my name to Joseph 1.2098 0.04074 143 118 20 5
6419 Why yes, I am watching 'Sheep in the Big City' 1.2098 0.04193 143 119 18 6
6420 What do you mean, 'wrong number'? 1.2098 0.04193 143 119 18 6
6421 I am not the black sheep 1.2098 0.03825 143 116 24 3
6422 For a comfy sleep-in, come to Sheeps-Inn Bay! 1.2098 0.04422 143 121 14 8
6423 Sleeping? No - you misheard me. 1.2098 0.03417 143 113 30 0
6424 They brought their tails behind them, sure, but evidently they couldn't be bothered to pick up a gallon of milk. 1.2098 0.03951 143 117 22 4
6425 Yeah, you're right working from home is great for some people, but I am beginning to think that it isn't that great for us shepards. 1.2097 0.04475 124 103 16 5
6426 The view? Not baaaad. 1.2096 0.03783 167 138 23 6
6427 I'm calling for Little Bo Peep. 1.2096 0.03783 167 138 23 6
6428 This is Bo Peep's dad,tell her that I found something of hers. 1.2096 0.03686 167 137 25 5
6429 Umm, I think I pressed the wrong button. 1.2095 0.04096 148 123 19 6
6430 Yeah, it's local. 1.2095 0.04207 148 124 17 7
6431 Where was I going with this? 1.2095 0.03983 148 122 21 5
6432 No, no, no – I’m not pulling the wool over your eyes. 1.2095 0.03620 148 119 27 2
6433 I’ll take a dozen extra large, fig arugula pizzas - with no goat cheese. 1.2095 0.04096 148 123 19 6
6434 You're right, I am starting to feel sheepish about my binge watching. 1.2095 0.04096 148 123 19 6
6435 High rise living ain't working for me. 1.2095 0.03865 148 121 23 4
6436 The key to your pasture is in a lock box on the gate. 1.2093 0.03616 172 141 26 5
6437 Yes, this is Lamb Stalkers, Inc...Yes we can get a lamb to follow her to school one day. 1.2093 0.03709 172 142 24 6
6438 Just look at the shear number of them. 1.2093 0.03888 172 144 20 8
6439 I'm alive and wool, how have ewe been? 1.2093 0.03521 172 140 28 4
6440 Yes, do you sell leashes for sheep? 1.2093 0.04357 129 107 17 5
6441 Wrong, I ordered NetFLIX, not FLOCKS! 1.2092 0.04005 153 127 20 6
6442 Airbnb guest rating be damned 1.2092 0.04005 153 127 20 6
6443 I'm afraid we've lost Mary. 1.2092 0.03896 153 126 22 5
6444 The problem is, there's never anything I actually want to watch on Netflix. 1.2092 0.03784 153 125 24 4
6445 Fox News Again 1.2092 0.03784 153 125 24 4
6446 Look, the goal is to get them fat, right? 1.2092 0.04214 153 129 16 8
6447 Of course I considered the Wolf down on 22! 1.2092 0.03896 153 126 22 5
6448 Ya, I just got in from Idaho. 1.2092 0.04005 153 127 20 6
6449 How many sheep?" "If I count, I might fall asleep" 1.2090 0.03812 177 148 21 8
6450 Renting them for the day was actually cheaper than having the shag carpet removed. 1.2090 0.03895 177 149 19 9
6451 I just came back from a quiet restful time in the country. I sleep better than ever. 1.2090 0.04504 134 113 14 7
6452 No, mate, Croc is still on walkabout. I'm his brother Sheep Dundee. 1.2090 0.04247 134 111 18 5
6453 Okay. If I can find somebody to watch over them, I'' be there. 1.2090 0.04113 134 110 20 4
6454 My audio Letter to Santa was garbled. I asked for gifts for Trump's "chief leaders" ...... 1.2090 0.04627 134 114 12 8
6455 No worries, mate. We’ll be fine until you get off work. What channel is Animal Planet here? 1.2089 0.04021 158 132 19 7
6456 It's a condo so no issues. 1.2089 0.03598 158 128 27 3
6457 So, now you tell me the building has a no-pets policy? (The word 'now' is underlined for emphasis.) 1.2089 0.04120 158 133 17 8
6458 I'm ringing in the sheep for the new year. 1.2089 0.03815 158 130 23 5
6459 If was a problem but now my landlord has his own Therapy sheep. 1.2089 0.04021 158 132 19 7
6460 Yes, I'd like to order two Blue Heelers, please. 1.2089 0.03919 158 131 21 6
6461 I would like to place an order for sheep take-out 1.2089 0.03919 158 131 21 6
6462 I'm going to be staying a bit longer in the highlands this year... 1.2089 0.03598 158 128 27 3
6463 Lambda Chi is not what I expected.... 1.2089 0.03919 158 131 21 6
6464 Does each one have a name or number? I remember counting a lot the other night. 1.2086 0.04268 139 116 17 6
6465 They're actually cheaper to keep here than in a garage. 1.2086 0.03885 139 113 23 3
6466 It's easy. All I have to do is turn on Fox news. 1.2086 0.04031 163 137 18 8
6467 It sounds great in theory, but my team won't leave me alone so I may as well be in the office. 1.2086 0.03936 163 136 20 7
6468 It's all there in the fine print, Janice. If I keep the sheep with me, I'm still a shepard, and shepards are a-okay with the Amish. 1.2086 0.03739 163 134 24 5
6469 I've got baaaad reception. 1.2086 0.03839 163 135 22 6
6470 The key is to find a Coop with a green roof 1.2086 0.03636 163 133 26 4
6471 Yeah, yeah, we’ll be in sheep meadow in 20 1.2086 0.03839 163 135 22 6
6472 Room service. I ordered a clean sheet! 1.2086 0.03936 163 136 20 7
6473 They were watching Shawn the Sheep...fix my cable NOW or things are going to get ugly. 1.2083 0.03762 168 139 23 6
6474 How about January? I'm booked solid until after Christmas. 1.2083 0.04048 144 119 20 5
6475 Are you kiddin me? Get the flock outta here! 1.2083 0.04282 144 121 16 7
6476 Joseph, you can pick them up at noon. 1.2083 0.04167 144 120 18 6
6477 They won't watch anything besides Shaun the Sheep reruns. 1.2083 0.03927 144 118 22 4
6478 I wondered why the mattress was so expensive. 1.2083 0.03927 144 118 22 4
6479 I was asleep for five seconds. 1.2083 0.04167 144 120 18 6
6480 How can you tell the Democrats from the Republicans? 1.2083 0.04048 144 119 20 5
6481 But Hugh I didn’t mean “you” I meant “ewe.” 1.2083 0.04282 144 121 16 7
6482 You do have a green roof. Does it need trimming? 1.2083 0.03927 144 118 22 4
6483 ...There's more of them than we thought! 1.2083 0.03666 168 138 25 5
6484 Hello . Welcome to 1 900 Counting Sheep. We charge $6.99 for the first 100 sheep and 25 cents per sheep thereafter. 1.2083 0.04412 120 99 17 4
6485 Yeah, we're converting the shag carpeting all over town. 1.2083 0.04167 144 120 18 6
6486 This is a baa-d time. 1.2081 0.03780 173 144 22 7
6487 I wondered what was over the next hill. Turned out to be Chicago." 1.2081 0.03722 149 121 25 3
6488 Hey, Ms. Bo-Peep, you lose anything lately? 1.2081 0.03958 149 123 21 5
6489 I'll call you back, I'm watching a documentary about cashmere." 1.2081 0.03842 149 122 23 4
6490 It was the optics, that's all. Just find me a black sheep for the next election. 1.2081 0.03958 149 123 21 5
6491 So on the whole, my condo purchase in the Woolworth Building was well worth it. 1.2081 0.03722 149 121 25 3
6492 Yes this is SleepWell Inc. Guaranteed nights sleep of your money back! 1.2081 0.04071 149 124 19 6
6493 This is got to be better than the landfill occupying our pastures. 1.2078 0.03981 154 128 20 6
6494 You have to come over and try sheep yoga it’s perfect for a cold day like today. 1.2078 0.03648 154 125 26 3
6495 These damn sheep must have thought my walking cane was a shepherd's crook 1.2078 0.04189 154 130 16 8
6496 ....If you're calling about a defective shepherd's staff, press 5.... 1.2078 0.03762 154 126 24 4
6497 'Unfortunately, they don't allow sheep in the Sheep Meadow any more." 1.2078 0.03648 154 125 26 3
6498 We're is my next insomniac client? 1.2078 0.04289 154 131 14 9
6499 What is it? Oh yes, I herd. 1.2078 0.04087 154 129 18 7
6500 Our guidance counselor was wrong; being a shepherd is easy! 1.2078 0.03873 154 127 22 5
6501 Yes. Yes, I can see the sheep meadow from here. Say, this IS a good room! 1.2077 0.03470 183 150 28 5
6502 And 'baa' to you, too, neighbor. 1.2075 0.03687 159 130 25 4
6503 I've counted them but they're so loud. Got any suggestions about having them lay down to sleep. 1.2075 0.04192 159 135 15 9
6504 Let me repeat - there is no Wolf of Wall Street outside. 1.2075 0.04096 159 134 17 8
6505 Nope, only wolves here are on the Nature Channel. 1.2075 0.03897 159 132 21 6
6506 They cancelled our flight due to wind shear. 1.2075 0.03687 159 130 25 4
6507 No, I don't decorate until the angels appear. 1.2075 0.03687 159 130 25 4
6508 This wasn't what I meant when I asked room service for the shepard's pie. 1.2075 0.03897 159 132 21 6
6509 Detective, Bo Peep here. I found them in the penthouse across from Sheep’s Meadow. John Siffert Jssiffert@gmail.com 1.2075 0.03897 159 132 21 6
6510 I saw the fire coming and just decided I needed to get the flock out of there. 1.2074 0.04595 135 115 12 8
6511 Does Uber have 14-passenger vehicles in the City? Where am I going? Sheepshead Bay. 1.2074 0.03948 135 110 22 3
6512 Keeping them to greener pastures takes a lot of bus transfers. 1.2074 0.03948 135 110 22 3
6513 Millennial Shepard 1.2073 0.03817 164 136 22 6
6514 Yes Sir, the advertisements are working. 1.2073 0.03718 164 135 24 5
6515 I meant to order Uber Eats, not Uber Sheeps 1.2073 0.03914 164 137 20 7
6516 He's out of town this week, so I'm just house sitting. 1.2073 0.03616 164 134 26 4
6517 We won't be shearing until after the holidays... 1.2073 0.03817 164 136 22 6
6518 In about a month we’ll be moving to higher ground. 1.2071 0.03646 169 139 25 5
6519 Apparently, crying wolf these days will get you a studio apartment on the Upper West Side. 1.2071 0.03742 169 140 23 6
6520 My life is starting to imitate my sleep. 1.2071 0.03549 169 138 27 4
6521 No - seriously, it's just like housebreaking a dog. 1.2071 0.03742 169 140 23 6
6522 I had a caption, but I didn’t put it in because it was B-A-H-D! 1.2069 0.03288 174 140 32 2
6523 Yea, Mary, get back here. The kid's home with a bunch of his friends. He missed the herd and walked home alone. 1.2069 0.04140 145 121 18 6
6524 Brings counting sheep to a whole new level. 1.2069 0.04140 145 121 18 6
6525 I’ve already tried counting them; now what? 1.2069 0.03777 145 118 24 3
6526 They're all so cute. I don't know which one to choose... 1.2069 0.03579 174 143 26 5
6527 No, I am not shearing mine. Get your own! 1.2069 0.03648 145 117 26 2
6528 Seriously, get here fast. They're making me binge-watch 'Sons of Anarchy'. 1.2069 0.03777 145 118 24 3
6529 Sheparding ain’t what it use to be. 1.2069 0.04023 145 120 20 5
6530 I've had to ground all the doorknobs. 1.2069 0.03902 145 119 22 4
6531 The realtor told me he had the perfect place in Flushing Meadows 1.2069 0.03902 145 119 22 4
6532 Yes, that's one order of shepherds pie for delivery. 1.2069 0.04254 145 122 16 7
6533 Black sheep??? BLACK SHEEP! Why would anyone keep Black Sheep in a high-rise apartment??? 1.2067 0.03934 150 124 21 5
6534 I need an Uber to go to Sheeps Meadow. 1.2067 0.03577 150 121 27 2
6535 Harold used unconventional methods for falling asleep. 1.2067 0.03819 150 123 23 4
6536 I'm doing a HomeAway this time because the cleaning fee is only $50." 1.2067 0.03819 150 123 23 4
6537 We had to get out of the traffic. 1.2065 0.03621 184 153 24 7
6538 The landlord isn’t happy. 1.2065 0.03851 155 128 22 5
6539 Bo Peep needed a day off for self-care, this is her co-worker, Bo Jangles... 1.2065 0.03851 155 128 22 5
6540 No, I don't see a wolf. 1.2065 0.04062 155 130 18 7
6541 Front desk ... Ewe herd me right, what the flock is going on? I wanted a room with green shag carpeting! 1.2063 0.03975 160 134 19 7
6542 I can’t talk right now, I’m watching cable news with my friends. 1.2063 0.03772 160 132 23 5
6543 Muttons gonna change my mind. 1.2063 0.03875 160 133 21 6
6544 I fell for the digital 3D ad. 1.2063 0.03875 160 133 21 6
6545 You said that counting sheep would help me fall asleep 1.2063 0.03875 160 133 21 6
6546 Honey, there's no need to storm out; you knew from the get-go that I'm a dedicated employee and will take my work home with me when necessary. 1.2063 0.03445 160 129 29 2
6547 Yeah, we have to move out of our Airbnb. Someone lambed in the elevator. 1.2063 0.04168 160 136 15 9
6548 No, I wish I could, but I’m sheepsitting all weekend. 1.2061 0.04157 131 108 19 4
6549 This suits me just fine, but the neighbors are already complaining about the lame "bla, bla, bla, conversations that they hear through the walls. 1.2061 0.03596 165 135 26 4
6550 No, never herd of it. 1.2061 0.03492 165 134 28 3
6551 Tell little Bo-Peep that I found her #&!?%!!! sheep. She won't believe where I found them! 1.2061 0.03596 165 135 26 4
6552 I last saw these guys last night as I was trying to sleep. 1.2059 0.03922 136 111 22 3
6553 Can I get steak, rare, and a baked potato. Oh, and also a half acre of grass. 1.2059 0.04190 136 113 18 5
6554 The airbnb is nice, but the flock didn't seem too impressed with Sheep Meadow. 1.2059 0.03922 136 111 22 3
6555 I will let you know tomorrow, if it works. 1.2059 0.03627 170 140 25 5
6556 Do you deliver to Brooklyn?,I have 12 sheep in my place tonight and I really don't feel like cooking 1.2059 0.03530 170 139 27 4
6557 So what IS the penalty for being over the urban herding limit? 1.2059 0.03780 136 110 24 2
6558 With Thine Rod and Thy Staff, they come for me ?? 1.2059 0.03627 170 140 25 5
6559 Little Bo Peep had lost her sheep as she wandered the New York emporia. Little Bo Peep then found her sheep in a room at the Wooldorf Astoria. 1.2057 0.03965 141 116 21 4
6560 Yeah, this was a great idea! We're as high as the mountains, and, although there certainly are thousands more wolves in the city, they are all ten stories down! 1.2057 0.04091 141 117 19 5
6561 I promised the Doc I'd stay out of the elements. 1.2056 0.03584 180 149 25 6
6562 Oh,I herd that differently. 1.2055 0.03878 146 120 22 4
6563 Don't worry, Mom, my life has plenty of baa-lance... 1.2055 0.03878 146 120 22 4
6564 Dont blame me Eweber doesn’t exist yet! 1.2055 0.03878 146 120 22 4
6565 By now, I'm feeling a bit sheepish. 1.2055 0.04338 146 124 14 8
6566 Looks like I have a 'ewe-mongous' problem on my hands. 1.2055 0.03998 146 121 20 5
6567 I know, but I can't get them to watch anything but "Game of Thrones" 1.2055 0.03998 146 121 20 5
6568 Yup.....homeherding...... 1.2055 0.03878 146 120 22 4
6569 Yeah, house sitting is great, but they didn't leave any grass... 1.2053 0.04022 151 126 19 6
6570 Where's the grown-up boy who looks after the sheep? In front of the TV, needing some sleep. 1.2053 0.03796 151 124 23 4
6571 Yes, there's 12 total. When am I supposed to fall asleep? 1.2053 0.03678 151 123 25 3
6572 When you asked me to babysit BO this is not what I had in mind! 1.2053 0.03910 151 125 21 5
6573 The room's fine but I don't see any pasture grass on the room service menu. 1.2053 0.03796 151 124 23 4
6574 When I told you I was a bit sheepish I didn't have this in mind. 1.2053 0.03796 151 124 23 4
6575 Hello room service, I need some hot tea and mint sauce. 1.2053 0.04236 151 128 15 8
6576 Room service, send up a hamburger, large fries, a cola... plus 100 pounds of barley and a trough. 1.2053 0.03910 151 125 21 5
6577 Sorry it took so long to call you back- I'm petsitting for my grandma. 1.2051 0.03935 156 130 20 6
6578 I'm sleeping better in my new pajamas. 1.2051 0.04038 156 131 18 7
6579 I counted them last but now what do I ? 1.2051 0.03935 156 130 20 6
6580 This is not what I had in mind when they said Sheep Meadow views. 1.2051 0.03243 195 159 32 4
6581 The Amazon listing was for a dozen wool lots and free shipping by HERD. 1.2051 0.03719 156 128 24 4
6582 I know I said I was homesick for New Zealand, but this is ridiculous! 1.2051 0.03606 156 127 26 3
6583 What happened to the fucking sheep channel? 1.2051 0.04038 156 131 18 7
6584 I count ‘em and count ‘me and I still can’t sleep 1.2051 0.04038 156 131 18 7
6585 My doctor told me to count sheep, but my insomnia is worse than ever. 1.2051 0.03828 156 129 22 5
6586 The sheep won't let me leave the room until they find out what happens to Shaun. 1.2051 0.03606 156 127 26 3
6587 No, I am not interested in buying a wool sweater. 1.2050 0.03646 161 132 25 4
6588 Bill rues the day he got his border collie. 1.2050 0.03952 161 135 19 7
6589 Hey! I know it's not the Alpes, but it is what passes for them in Manhattan. 1.2050 0.03751 161 133 23 5
6590 Christmas? Baaaaaaaa Humbug! 1.2050 0.03646 161 132 25 4
6591 Cows in the bedroom? 1.2050 0.03538 161 131 27 3
6592 Mary was a little crammed. 1.2050 0.03646 161 132 25 4
6593 People forget that Joe had to live with Mary and all her little lambs. 1.2050 0.03952 161 135 19 7
6594 Bo Peep is at a #MeToo meeting. 1.2048 0.03775 166 138 22 6
6595 The boy who cried Wolf Blitzer 1.2048 0.03577 166 136 26 4
6596 I deny that I have 48 sheep in my apartment! 1.2047 0.03204 171 137 33 1
6597 Yeah, they bought it, got the shepherd ‘s discount. 1.2047 0.03702 171 142 23 6
6598 My sleep therapist walked out in disgust and said something about getting back to basics. 1.2047 0.03794 171 143 21 7
6599 One of the flock likes your TV show. 1.2045 0.03255 176 142 32 2
6600 Room service? Just send a big tray, I graze all day. 1.2045 0.03632 176 146 24 6
6601 Like dude, they totally followed me here with no prob. 1.2044 0.03566 181 150 25 6
6602 What did you expect when you hired a narcoleptic sheep counter? 1.2044 0.04162 137 114 18 5
6603 I'm semi-retired. 1.2044 0.04162 137 114 18 5
6604 The flight in was okay, Mark just got upset he was the only one without TSA Pre-check 1.2044 0.03896 137 112 22 3
6605 They are very affectionate, and fortunately house-broken. 1.2044 0.03896 137 112 22 3
6606 Mutton much. What are you up to? 1.2044 0.04413 137 116 14 7
6607 Stocks are down. 1.2044 0.04031 137 113 20 4
6608 All right---who's ready to get back out there? 1.2042 0.04065 142 118 19 5
6609 Alright,I'll call you later,Baah-bye. 1.2042 0.03677 142 115 25 2
6610 Darn sheep,will not move till the Serta commercial is over! 1.2042 0.04303 142 120 15 7
6611 Yes, I'm very happy with my Airbnb" 1.2042 0.04186 142 119 17 6
6612 Just checking in to say I'm down for the count. 1.2042 0.03811 142 116 23 3
6613 They're screening fifty shades of grayze. 1.2041 0.04089 147 123 18 6
6614 Could you call me back? I'm trying to domesticate my flock. 1.2041 0.04089 147 123 18 6
6615 They’re not interested in the news. I’m trying to find “Shawn of the Sheep” on Netflix. 1.2041 0.03731 147 120 24 3
6616 Hello, Can I place an order for grass delivery? 1.2041 0.03731 147 120 24 3
6617 Not a SINGLE tail wag. 1.2041 0.04089 147 123 18 6
6618 So I got this great gig giving a live performance at the Insomniacs Annual Convention! 1.2039 0.03998 152 127 19 6
6619 Dad was right. Droving is tough. 1.2039 0.03773 152 125 23 4
6620 Little Boho Chic 1.2038 0.03912 157 131 20 6
6621 Just tending the flock, why? 1.2038 0.03912 157 131 20 6
6622 I might get evicted. Is there such a thing as a therapy flock? 1.2038 0.03912 157 131 20 6
6623 Hello, Bopeep? Don't worry, I found your lost sheep --all of them. 1.2038 0.03697 157 129 24 4
6624 Ma, you would not believe the kind of accommodations they've made for the guys and I." 1.2038 0.04015 157 132 18 7
6625 Ok, I admit it was a baaaaad idea. 1.2038 0.03469 157 127 28 2
6626 These sheep spread fake news! Don't believe everything you herd. 1.2038 0.04015 157 132 18 7
6627 No, Bo Peep. I haven’t seen your sheep. 1.2038 0.03697 157 129 24 4
6628 Mom, I counted all the sheep, but I still can't fall asleep! 1.2037 0.03729 162 134 23 5
6629 Little Bo Peep here. I found the sheep, now what do I do? 1.2037 0.03831 162 135 21 6
6630 The building is a bit dated, but I'm only paying $37 million an acre. 1.2037 0.03625 162 133 25 4
6631 I think I am rethinking this bucolic life of ours. 1.2037 0.03729 162 134 23 5
6632 I'm just seeing it now, so senseless. My flock is in shock. 1.2037 0.03625 162 133 25 4
6633 I can't tonight, I brought some work home with me. U 1.2037 0.03625 162 133 25 4
6634 Just having some down time. 1.2036 0.03755 167 139 22 6
6635 Delivery please... I'll take the Kung Pao Shrimp and two hundred sixty pounds of plain white rice. 1.2036 0.04032 167 142 16 9
6636 No, I watch over my flocks by day. At night they hit the town without me. 1.2036 0.03454 167 136 28 3
6637 Yeah, it's one bedroom, thirteen baa-aaa-ath. 1.2035 0.03589 172 142 25 5
6638 Yes I did tune to the Nature Channel like you said ... 1.2035 0.03589 172 142 25 5
6639 They seem to be enjoying their new digs, but I think it's time that I put them out to pasture. 1.2033 0.03633 182 152 23 7
6640 Hey, your Ad said i would get the farm too not only the sheep 1.2033 0.04156 123 101 19 3
6641 Hello, Animal Control? You have a report of what? 1.2030 0.03959 133 109 21 3
6642 I think moving to the city was a baaaa-d idea 1.2028 0.03787 143 117 23 3
6643 That girl had better be here in 15 minutes or these sheep ARE going to be nervous. 1.2028 0.03787 143 117 23 3
6644 Bo,you can deny the fact of sheep proliferation all you want,but I'm knee deep in the suckers. 1.2028 0.03915 143 118 21 4
6645 Right, Happy Meadows Condos. 1.2028 0.04039 143 119 19 5
6646 We did it! She'll never find them here. I've even got the tails. 1.2028 0.03915 143 118 21 4
6647 Last I remember I was counting sheep in the meadow, and I woke up in a NYC apartment. 1.2028 0.03787 143 117 23 3
6648 Mary's not home. Wool you like to leave a message? 1.2028 0.03787 143 117 23 3
6649 Free Sheeping, please order now! 1.2028 0.04275 143 121 15 7
6650 I lost my wool poncho and it’s very cold 1.2027 0.04063 148 124 18 6
6651 Wooly Wonka, how may I help you? 1.2027 0.04063 148 124 18 6
6652 No, "free range" is my cousin. This is Tribecca Lambs 1.2027 0.04063 148 124 18 6
6653 I can't stay here all night waiting for you to jump the fence. 1.2027 0.03948 148 123 20 5
6654 Hey, this urban farming is the best! 1.2027 0.04063 148 124 18 6
6655 Hello Google, what's the spanish for ' flock off '? 1.2027 0.04063 148 124 18 6
6656 Our divorce settlement divided assets in half. Come and get yours. 1.2027 0.03708 148 121 24 3
6657 I have to call you back, I'm in the middle of an Instagram. 1.2027 0.04390 148 127 12 9
6658 Now that we have Grub Hub, I can feed the sheep anywhere. 1.2026 0.03864 153 127 21 5
6659 No. I'm not a German shepherd. Why do ewe ask? 1.2026 0.03864 153 127 21 5
6660 The view from up here is wild and woolly. 1.2026 0.03514 153 124 27 2
6661 Okay, left them alone, now what? 1.2026 0.03634 153 125 25 3
6662 Hello, Ms. Peep- I see you found my random note. 1.2026 0.03974 153 128 19 6
6663 When did it switch from counting sheep to sheparding! 1.2025 0.03784 158 131 22 5
6664 Wondering if you are coming soon, Babe? 1.2025 0.03676 158 130 24 4
6665 Can't talk—watching '20 ways to prepare mutton.' 1.2025 0.03565 158 129 26 3
6666 Just so ya know, they HATED "Wolf of Wall Street" 1.2025 0.03676 158 130 24 4
6667 Yes, I said the batch is damaged. And the wolf never arrived. 1.2025 0.03784 158 131 22 5
6668 Yeah I care, but you promised I'd get weekends." 1.2025 0.03709 163 135 23 5
6669 What channel did you say Flock-Tenders was on again? 1.2025 0.04003 163 138 17 8
6670 How many times do I have to tell you, I'm on disability! 1.2024 0.03436 168 137 28 3
6671 ...and Sheepshead Bay was a total let-down. 1.2024 0.03734 168 140 22 6
6672 I've been making a killing in midtown. It's impossible to get any sleep around here. 1.2024 0.03734 168 140 22 6
6673 Ewe all here? 1.2024 0.03828 168 141 20 7
6674 Good. How's by ewe? 1.2023 0.03842 173 146 19 8
6675 I can't meet you for dinner tonight. I'm feeling a bit sheepish. 1.2019 0.03322 208 173 28 7
6676 Yes, I know it's only 550 square feet, but at least it has a pet washing station and smoothie bar. 1.2016 0.03872 129 105 22 2
6677 I just have to get out of the pasture every once in a while to unclear my head. 1.2015 0.03787 134 109 23 2
6678 Room service? Would you please send up two bales of hay and a wheel barrow of bluegrass? 1.2015 0.04073 134 111 19 4
6679 We all like they may go astray but its much easier with them here at Mar a Lago. 1.2015 0.04339 134 113 15 6
6680 This view's worth the climb up. 1.2014 0.03978 139 115 20 4
6681 Shepards Day Off 1.2014 0.04232 139 117 16 6
6682 One glass of Malbeeeec 1.2014 0.04248 144 122 15 7
6683 Yes, have been looking for work, but we're still between Magi. 1.2014 0.03890 144 119 21 4
6684 Ya, I got the sheep. Will you come back now?" 1.2014 0.03763 144 118 23 3
6685 Yes dear, we are having mutton again tonight 1.2014 0.04361 144 123 13 8
6686 We heard there's a special about New Zealand, and we came up to see if we could find any relatives. 1.2013 0.04149 149 126 16 7
6687 Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe! 1.2013 0.04149 149 126 16 7
6688 I suspect they’re color blind and think I’m little boy blue 1.2013 0.03807 149 123 22 4
6689 One day it hit me: it's just not the same without ewe around. 1.2013 0.03613 154 126 25 3
6690 No, I'm not sure why my neighbors want to file a noise ComplA-A-A-A-Aint. It's just me up here. 1.2013 0.03950 154 129 19 6
6691 the real housesheep of new york 1.2013 0.03841 154 128 21 5
6692 Hello YouTube? I have 11 followers, can I start monetizing them? 1.2013 0.03950 154 129 19 6
6693 Oh,not so baad. Moo? 1.2013 0.03841 154 128 21 5
6694 Need a delivery. 20 lbs of grass clippings. 1.2013 0.03729 154 127 23 4
6695 Folks seem to enjoy sheep as mutton chops--as tenants, not so much. 1.2013 0.03729 154 127 23 4
6696 Hi Little Bo Peep, I located your sheep in a high-rise in lower Manhattan. 1.2013 0.03370 154 124 29 1
6697 Twelve, and the room's fine. Probably all that coffee. 1.2013 0.03613 154 126 25 3
6698 My complaint is that even with the sheep, this little bro peep can't get to sleep. 1.2013 0.03950 154 129 19 6
6699 My GPS was b-a-a-a-d! 1.2013 0.03867 159 133 20 6
6700 Sorry, the reception here is really baa-d. 1.2013 0.04067 159 135 16 8
6701 They're great sheep, it's ridiculous that my building has a no pet policy. 1.2013 0.03762 159 132 22 5
6702 Canst thou speak up? We have a baa-baad connection. 1.2013 0.03655 159 131 24 4
6703 Exciting news Mom. I've invested in the wool comeback. 1.2013 0.03867 159 133 20 6
6704 Who says farm-to-table can't work in the city? 1.2013 0.03762 159 132 22 5
6705 Hay! No I am not saying hello! 1.2013 0.03762 159 132 22 5
6706 I just saw your commercial for shepherd college. Are there prerequisites? 1.2013 0.03968 159 134 18 7
6707 The grass may be greener here but it's not edible. 1.2013 0.03968 159 134 18 7
6708 Could you please get them out of here? I'm awake since two hours ago! 1.2013 0.03867 159 133 20 6
6709 We're poor little lambs who have lost our way, can we get a pizza delivery? 1.2012 0.03981 164 139 17 8
6710 Bo Peep? Your sheep have come home. 1.2012 0.03479 164 134 27 3
6711 Sean? Ok, they followed the crook . . just like you said . .when,where's the next rally . . .the bleating is driving me crazy . . 1.2012 0.03886 164 138 19 7
6712 The commercial says that it's all about Alpacas now. Tell me more! 1.2012 0.03788 164 137 21 6
6713 And what the hell do you want me to do with them now?! 1.2012 0.03688 164 136 23 5
6714 It’s too challenging navigating through the city, so I checked in a local hotel with the herd. We’re waiting for collie assist services to check us out and get on our way! 1.2012 0.03886 164 138 19 7
6715 Yeah, all this city noise used to keep me awake, too, but I found that counting my sheep worked like a charm. 1.2012 0.03714 169 141 22 6
6716 Well, Bo left them alone and they came to the City! 1.2011 0.03821 174 147 19 8
6717 Uh, Little Bo Peep. . ? Hello, yeah, I found your stick thing. 1.2011 0.03734 174 146 21 7
6718 Yes, of course we're all here watching the Baaa-chelor! 1.2011 0.03821 174 147 19 8
6719 Can you believe this Airbnb forgot to give me the WiFi password? 1.2011 0.03663 179 150 22 7
6720 Hi honey, I’m home. 1.2000 0.03787 170 143 20 7
6721 Yo, Li'l Bo is hangin' with her peeps. 1.2000 0.04325 140 119 14 7
6722 The cold snap meant the sheep had to sleep indoors last night. 1.2000 0.03664 150 123 24 3
6723 Gotta go, I’ll give you a yodel later. 1.2000 0.03500 170 140 26 4
6724 Tell Mose I want my cats back. 1.2000 0.03565 165 136 25 4
6725 Hi QVC? I'd like the sheep dog and silver necklace 1.2000 0.03844 160 134 20 6
6726 Now I really just need to find MYSELF, y'know? 1.2000 0.03988 145 121 19 5
6727 I DID bring them to the Sheep Meadow. I'm due in court next Thursday. 1.2000 0.03988 145 121 19 5
6728 I was just counting them--not calling! 1.2000 0.03565 165 136 25 4
6729 We took a wrong turn at Benson's Lane and now the sheep won't go back down the elevator! 1.2000 0.03784 150 124 22 4
6730 The subway is baaaad, but we have to go. 1.2000 0.03380 180 148 28 4
6731 Might you be suggesting my counter proposal is still at customs? 1.2000 0.03767 165 138 21 6
6732 Room Service? How are the lamb chops? 1.2000 0.04032 155 131 17 7
6733 And when did you say the green roof opens? 1.2000 0.04080 140 117 18 5
6734 Yes officer, he's wearing a black coat and he ran in the direction of the bus station. 1.2000 0.03784 150 124 22 4
6735 baa, baa, baa. 1.2000 0.04437 150 130 10 10
6736 The rent is a little high but the amenities are great. 1.2000 0.04140 160 137 14 9
6737 I told you guys. I joined the Sheepherders International Union I get off at 5pm every day now. 1.2000 0.03820 140 115 22 3
6738 Hello, Animal Control? 1.2000 0.03524 160 131 26 3
6739 When Mary grew up she did not become a cat lady. 1.2000 0.03866 145 120 21 4
6740 No, Mary's not here. She's probably with that snow-white lamb. 1.2000 0.03707 155 128 23 4
6741 Its a different kind of house of ill repute. 1.2000 0.03634 160 132 24 4
6742 I herd it’s going to be a long winter. 1.2000 0.03767 165 138 21 6
6743 We should be where?! I guess I 'herd' wrong... 1.2000 0.03664 150 123 24 3
6744 The gentrification in this town is out of control. 1.2000 0.03866 145 120 21 4
6745 What kind of a shepard am I? A city one. 1.2000 0.03664 150 123 24 3
6746 My broker says inside grazing may be illegal 1.2000 0.03524 160 131 26 3
6747 Just send as many rolls of sod as you can as quickly as possible, they're staring at my tweed suit 1.2000 0.03683 140 114 24 2
6748 I take it you all couldn’t sleep? 1.2000 0.03958 165 140 17 8
6749 Now I lay me down to sheep 1.2000 0.04325 140 119 14 7
6750 There is no reason we couldn't bring Green Acres to Park Avenue, dah-ling! 1.2000 0.04179 135 113 17 5
6751 My God, Mary, you won't believe what they're saying about you. I think you should cut your vacation short and high-tail it home."" 1.2000 0.04310 135 114 15 6
6752 The things I can get on the internet nowadays. 1.2000 0.03460 165 135 27 3
6753 Yes, our sheep for sleep can come to your apartment even if you don’t have a freight elevator. 1.2000 0.03592 155 127 25 3
6754 Miss Peep...If you lost your sheep, you can get them back, but I guarantee, it won't be cheap! 1.1988 0.03482 171 141 26 4
6755 I knew Bopeep would be a terrible babysitter. 1.1988 0.03579 171 142 24 5
6756 Just watching the game with a few friends...what are ewe doing? 1.1988 0.03441 166 136 27 3
6757 Jerry Shepherd, Artisanal Hypnogenesis... 1.1988 0.03746 166 139 21 6
6758 I’m just going to Netflocks and chill. 1.1988 0.03842 166 140 19 7
6759 Where is the BLACK SHEEP ? And has she any wool ? 1.1988 0.03441 166 136 27 3
6760 Ba-ba. Ba-ba ba. 1.1988 0.03647 166 138 23 5
6761 Room service? I'd like a dozen bottles of wine. Also, anything you might have that would get wine stains out of wool. 1.1988 0.03823 161 135 20 6
6762 Remember you wanted that wool number but didn't want to pay department store prices. Well, I figure I just cut out the middleman. 1.1988 0.03392 161 131 28 2
6763 Animal Planet 3D has really stepped up their game. 1.1988 0.03392 161 131 28 2
6764 You're going to have to speak up, I get Baaa-d reception in here. 1.1987 0.03571 156 128 25 3
6765 Yeah, the new roommates are really starting to "bah" ther me. 1.1987 0.03903 156 131 19 6
6766 I said "I couldn't find a farm-sitter". And she said "Come anyway",so I did. 1.1987 0.03796 156 130 21 5
6767 Yes, that's correct...Shaun the Sheep...in HD 1.1987 0.03796 156 130 21 5
6768 Hello Police, I'd like to cancel my previous report. You see , I left them alone and well... they're back, tails a wagging! 1.1987 0.03796 156 130 21 5
6769 Just chillin' with my (Little Bo) peeps. 1.1987 0.03685 156 129 23 4
6770 I don't know what's for dinner but roast mutton is not going to go over well tonight. 1.1987 0.03903 156 131 19 6
6771 Yes I can hear you now.....the signal here is so much better ! 1.1987 0.04110 156 133 15 8
6772 This is much easier than dog walking; we watch Sheep Run Wild everyday then go onto the roof top garden and graze. 1.1987 0.03685 156 129 23 4
6773 Was this supposed to be one of those “gag gift” things? Because you don’t look like drummers, and you’re definitely not drumming. 1.1987 0.03571 156 128 25 3
6774 Counting sheep is easy when you have them at home. 1.1987 0.03685 156 129 23 4
6775 You heard me right..I want two ginger ales, 4 slices of toast and 100lbs of mint jelly... 1.1987 0.04098 151 128 16 7
6776 We'll need a green shag rug. 1.1987 0.03518 151 123 26 2
6777 It’s a wolf documentary...very educational. No, I don’t feel guilty about their screen time 1.1987 0.03761 151 125 22 4
6778 I’ll be baahhhhhck around 2.30pm 1.1987 0.03877 151 126 20 5
6779 They're here and I haven't hear a peep from Littl' Bow. 1.1987 0.03518 151 123 26 2
6780 I thought we needed a good night's sleep before tomorrow's sheep herders convention so I splurged on this fancy deluxe hotel suite. My guys are liking it! 1.1987 0.03642 151 124 24 3
6781 That’s baa-d 1.1987 0.03877 151 126 20 5
6782 Thanks for calling 1-800-ewe-pickem where they’re sheaper by the dozen. 1.1987 0.03877 151 126 20 5
6783 So I heard... 1.1986 0.03716 146 120 23 3
6784 I’d like to report a missing flock. 1.1986 0.03716 146 120 23 3
6785 They're not lost. Their in your pied-à-terre. 1.1986 0.03962 146 122 19 5
6786 If I order a goat, how will it be described on the hotel bill? 1.1986 0.03962 146 122 19 5
6787 Nowhere to sheep! 1.1986 0.03841 146 121 21 4
6788 Ewe've got the wrong number. 1.1986 0.04054 141 118 18 5
6789 These promposals are getting out of hand. No, I 'wool' not go to prom with you. 1.1986 0.04054 141 118 18 5
6790 Yes, could you send up a dozen orders of the fodder du jour, please? 1.1986 0.03796 141 116 22 3
6791 They followed me here all the way from Bedford Ave.. ...yes, I can hold.. 1.1986 0.03927 141 117 20 4
6792 She’s not here, I’m baaa baaa sitting. 1.1986 0.03927 141 117 20 4
6793 Hey, doc? I took your suggestion....Counting sheep didn't help my insomnia at all. 1.1986 0.03660 141 115 24 2
6794 It's Take Your Home To Work'Day. 1.1986 0.04296 141 120 14 7
6795 I told you, the angry ones don't want to be counted, and I've need to get some sleep! 1.1986 0.03519 141 114 26 1
6796 Me? Watching the Outdoor Channel. 1.1985 0.03880 136 112 21 3
6797 Y'all could settle down and let me get some sleep. 1.1985 0.04406 136 116 13 7
6798 Well, excellent shepherds don't grow on trees either." 1.1985 0.03588 136 110 25 1
6799 I’ll have the sheeps herded by dinner time, like you asked honey. 1.1985 0.04151 136 114 17 5
6800 Ten large pizzas with extra grass, please 1.1985 0.04018 136 113 19 4
6801 Do you deliver sod? 1.1984 0.04066 126 104 19 3
6802 When I woke up I was in the Meadows with the sheep, the cows are in Corning and my horn is missing. 1.1983 0.04487 121 102 14 5
6803 The sleeping pills are hurting my business. 1.1977 0.03496 177 147 25 5
6804 Oh, and the bathroom's down the hall. 1.1977 0.03654 172 144 22 6
6805 Hey doc, sorry to bother you, but quick question........can a human get an STD from a sheep?......No, no, nothing like that. I'm asking for a friend. 1.1977 0.03463 172 142 26 4
6806 Just a sec. I'll put my sheep on speaker. 1.1977 0.03746 172 145 20 7
6807 Uber? Better make it an XL. 1.1976 0.03628 167 139 23 5
6808 I know its against the rules 1.1976 0.03527 167 138 25 4
6809 They just got tired of the great outdoors 1.1975 0.03593 162 134 24 4
6810 I did try counting sheep as you advised me to do, Dr. Goodnight. However, I’m such a visually-oriented person that the darn animals materialized. Now what do I do? 1.1975 0.03699 162 135 22 5
6811 Bah, humbug. 1.1975 0.03801 162 136 20 6
6812 Sorry, Bo, that pasture is really boring. I'll bring them back tomorrow. 1.1975 0.03997 162 138 16 8
6813 Realistic? It's a 10kSuperLEDHTV . 1.1975 0.03699 162 135 22 5
6814 You know that show 'Hoarders'? I just had a brilliant idea. 1.1975 0.03434 157 128 27 2
6815 Just waiting for Lyft. You? 1.1975 0.03434 157 128 27 2
6816 Is this a 'baaad' time? 1.1975 0.03774 157 131 21 5
6817 Yes, that's the price, but the sublet comes fully furnished...Fleecing you how? 1.1975 0.03984 157 133 17 7
6818 I couldn't sleep, so I started counting them and then all of a sudden here they are! 1.1975 0.03880 157 132 19 6
6819 When the shepherds get lazy. 1.1974 0.03739 152 126 22 4
6820 Oh yeah, they breed like rabbits! 1.1974 0.03853 152 127 20 5
6821 Yeah, I said Wolf of Wall Street. 1.1974 0.03853 152 127 20 5
6822 Yes, on my tab... L. B. Peep. Thanks! 1.1974 0.03739 152 126 22 4
6823 No, seriously, I swear it was a wolf. 1.1974 0.03965 152 128 18 6
6824 Don't forget the O.J., bread and a bale of forb. 1.1974 0.03965 152 128 18 6
6825 send me another sheep dog. This one keeps herding up instead of out. 1.1974 0.03853 152 127 20 5
6826 Nope, Florida Lost Count First 1.1973 0.03818 147 122 21 4
6827 Agent Beauregard Peep reporting in and awaiting further instructions. 1.1973 0.03818 147 122 21 4
6828 Missing? I just came home for lunch. 1.1973 0.03818 147 122 21 4
6829 I'm feeling kind of sheepish 1.1973 0.03818 147 122 21 4
6830 I counted them all but they're keeping me awake all night with their damn bleating. 1.1973 0.04054 147 124 17 6
6831 Somehow I knew you wouldn’t believe I’m the man who called, ‘Sheep’.” 1.1973 0.03565 147 120 25 2
6832 Yes, I have a bunch of rosemary and a bunch of garlic. 1.1973 0.04054 147 124 17 6
6833 They prefer to watch "Animal Planet" and absolutely no soap operas. 1.1973 0.03938 147 123 19 5
6834 Yeah, mom, I love it here. I’ve really found my flock in the city. 1.1973 0.04054 147 124 17 6
6835 Bo Peep? I've found your sheep with none of their tails behind them; awake from sleep, send me a tweet, and we'll re-tail each bleating lambkin! 1.1972 0.04496 142 123 10 9
6836 That freak Bo Peep is in the shower. 1.1972 0.03902 142 118 20 4
6837 Miss Bopeep, please come and get your sheep! 1.1972 0.03771 142 117 22 3
6838 The Therapist said, I have to work on my woolly thinking and stop taking my work home! 1.1972 0.04384 142 122 12 8
6839 Retirement is not for us 1.1971 0.03991 137 114 19 4
6840 I'll admit, I felt a bit sheepish calling you out of the blue. 1.1971 0.03565 137 111 25 1
6841 Hello Miss Bo Peep, I think I've found your sheep. 1.1971 0.03712 137 112 23 2
6842 And all that just because I brought my work home with me? 1.1971 0.03854 137 113 21 3
6843 The special features on the new 'Earth' series are very realistic. 1.1971 0.04123 137 115 17 5
6844 Where is Little Bo Peep when you need her? 1.1971 0.03854 137 113 21 3
6845 The New York Flock Exchange is intense; I had to take my work home with me. 1.1967 0.04454 122 103 14 5
6846 I do write clearly...flocked tree was clearly stated!! 1.1967 0.03590 183 154 22 7
6847 And send up the black one. My bitcoin account is asking for a token. 1.1965 0.04071 173 150 12 11
6848 I opened the gate to their pen, but they wouldn't run. They just stood there, confused. They wouldn't run. So I left them alone and they followed me home. 1.1964 0.03608 168 140 23 5
6849 I'm taking a mancation. 1.1964 0.03705 168 141 21 6
6850 My occupation? I run a home-baa-sed business. 1.1964 0.03404 168 138 27 3
6851 Hi, I'm calling to report a domestic disp-EWE-t. 1.1964 0.03608 168 140 23 5
6852 Just come up; the door is unflocked. 1.1964 0.03608 168 140 23 5
6853 Shorn ‘nuff. 1.1963 0.03355 163 133 28 2
6854 This is very upsetting. I had specifically asked for alpacas, not these hoi polloi sheep that hang around Central Park! 1.1963 0.03878 163 138 18 7
6855 Yes, with broadband internet I find I can do all my work from home 1.1963 0.03573 163 135 24 4
6856 So my doctor says, if I want to sleep, it might help to count sheep. 1.1963 0.03779 163 137 20 6
6857 My dream came true when I put my hat on. 1.1962 0.03961 158 134 17 7
6858 Is the mattress on the way? 1.1962 0.04159 158 136 13 9
6859 I feel like I have got one sheep too many. 1.1962 0.03414 158 129 27 2
6860 You know the old saying? Welcome to my world! 1.1962 0.03858 158 133 19 6
6861 Sharron has a bunch of lambs” doesn’t really have the same ring to it 1.1962 0.03530 158 130 25 3
6862 My decorator told me to go with farm to living room 1.1962 0.03961 158 134 17 7
6863 They were worried about the holidays. 1.1962 0.03858 158 133 19 6
6864 Room service, could you send up 100 copies of The Times? 1.1962 0.03858 158 133 19 6
6865 She ran off with my wallet, but she forgot something. 1.1961 0.03716 153 127 22 4
6866 We are watching it right now, but I could understand the dialogue better if they really were silent. 1.1961 0.03941 153 129 18 6
6867 You can cancel the order for all those Lost Sheep posters. 1.1961 0.03716 153 127 22 4
6868 Not really doing anything right now, just channelling my inner shepherd. 1.1961 0.03599 153 126 24 3
6869 No, I'm not too busy to talk - just at home finishing off some work. 1.1961 0.03830 153 128 20 5
6870 That might be a problem. I don't care for cats. 1.1961 0.03830 153 128 20 5
6871 Siri! Do I have currently have any lost sheep? 1.1961 0.04049 153 130 16 7
6872 Sorry, I can't talk now. Too much going on here. 1.1961 0.03830 153 128 20 5
6873 The too-much-beef-and-pork remark has backfired on me." 1.1961 0.03830 153 128 20 5
6874 My life coach says I should stop being so sheepish. 1.1961 0.03830 153 128 20 5
6875 No, sorry. We only carry bleating white sheep. 1.1961 0.03830 153 128 20 5
6876 There was no room at the Holiday Inn. 1.1959 0.03913 148 124 19 5
6877 I thought I lost my sheep! 1.1959 0.03671 148 122 23 3
6878 Yes, this is the Allbirds Manhattan office. How may I help you? 1.1959 0.04029 148 125 17 6
6879 Counting sheep has really become this country's pastime. 1.1959 0.03794 148 123 21 4
6880 I'm telling you sheep yoga will work. 1.1959 0.03794 148 123 21 4
6881 My therapist says not to bring your work home with you, but I have insomnia too so I thought being able to count them might help. 1.1959 0.03913 148 124 19 5
6882 So what possessed you tell them about my pied-à-terre? 1.1959 0.03913 148 124 19 5
6883 Okay mom... just give me ONE good reason to move back to Nebraska 1.1958 0.04002 143 120 18 5
6884 Anyone can telecommute. 1.1958 0.03877 143 119 20 4
6885 Lost Sheep in the City 1.1958 0.04002 143 120 18 5
6886 Sam Shepherd here - -no - -why do you ask? 1.1957 0.04223 138 117 15 6
6887 No I won't sell them for meat! That would make a ba'aad situation wurst! 1.1957 0.03965 138 115 19 4
6888 Bo, I thought I cleared the trip with you. 1.1957 0.03965 138 115 19 4
6889 You never heard about Cyber Sheppard? 1.1955 0.03723 179 152 19 8
6890 Oh no, believe me, the sheep couldn't take another minute of that blasted meadow either 1.1955 0.04460 133 114 12 7
6891 Yeah, I'm free next week. Know a good shepherd? 1.1954 0.03329 174 143 28 3
6892 Now this is much better than counting them all night. 1.1953 0.03281 169 138 29 2
6893 If you don't address my concerns about the room I will leave a baaaaaaaaad review on Yelp! 1.1953 0.03489 169 140 25 4
6894 Why is it so hard to believe I am counting sheep even though I'm not trying to get to sleep. 1.1953 0.03489 169 140 25 4
6895 Hello ?...Bo Peep ?...I found your sheep ! 1.1951 0.03657 164 137 22 5
6896 Just got off work. Wanna Netflocks and Chill? 1.1951 0.03222 164 133 30 1
6897 Bring on the moths! 1.1951 0.03758 164 138 20 6
6898 Little Bo Peep thought the lifespan of sheep would be much shorter. 1.1951 0.03758 164 138 20 6
6899 Hello, operator, I'd like to place a person to person call to, Little Bo Peep 1.1951 0.03856 164 139 18 7
6900 Alas, the urban shepherd's lot is not so sweet. 1.1951 0.03554 164 136 24 4
6901 Look at it this way, at least we have a view! 1.1951 0.03554 164 136 24 4
6902 I'm here because the cell tower wasn't working at my regular location. 1.1951 0.03856 164 139 18 7
6903 Saw a hotel ad. “Bring your sheep, we’ll supply the fence and a good night’s sleep.” So far, no fence, a lot of baas, and no sleep. 1.1951 0.03657 164 137 22 5
6904 Hi honey, yes I know it's unusual, but they seem to like the urban lifestyle better! 1.1951 0.03447 164 135 26 3
6905 I don't know if I'm cut out for sheeple sitting 1.1950 0.03510 159 131 25 3
6906 I'm planning to keep warm this winter. 1.1950 0.03730 159 133 21 5
6907 No, I said, it's like herding cats! Cats 1.1950 0.03730 159 133 21 5
6908 That's right, darling, I said bleated, not tweeted. 1.1950 0.03938 159 135 17 7
6909 What a mob scene. 1.1948 0.03917 154 130 18 6
6910 So, could you describe the tails? 1.1948 0.03917 154 130 18 6
6911 Tell little bow peep that I found them 1.1948 0.03807 154 129 20 5
6912 I've never looked back. Being a shepherd best career choice ever. 1.1948 0.03917 154 130 18 6
6913 I think we have a baaaaad connection. 1.1948 0.03578 154 127 24 3
6914 I promised them I'd keep tabs on work during my vacation. 1.1946 0.03889 149 125 19 5
6915 What do you mean "syphilis came from fucking sheep" 1.1946 0.03771 149 124 21 4
6916 The reason we are here is that with the goat-exercise trends, we can start a sheep-yoga toga-party trend and soft well our pashmina wools. Its a win-win all around. 1.1946 0.03522 149 122 25 2
6917 I'm calling it "Sheep B&B" -- for the shepherd who wants to shop or catch a show in the city. 1.1946 0.03771 149 124 21 4
6918 I just figured if I can make it there, I'll make it anywhere. 1.1946 0.03889 149 125 19 5
6919 Lost and Found Show? I'd like to leave a message for Ms. Peep. 1.1946 0.03889 149 125 19 5
6920 You herd? She split over shear gossip about strange wheys in her peep. 1.1944 0.04213 144 123 14 7
6921 On a farm? Well yes, without most of the farm, I guess. 1.1944 0.03852 144 120 20 4
6922 Yeah, the baaa-studs are everywhere. . . 1.1944 0.03976 144 121 18 5
6923 Okay, I downloaded the Rover app, now what do I do? 1.1944 0.03976 144 121 18 5
6924 They’re Highrise sheep not Highlanders! 1.1944 0.03852 144 120 20 4
6925 I am not a crook! 1.1941 0.03569 170 142 23 5
6926 I’m afraid you’ve reached the wrong Ms. Peep. 1.1941 0.03569 170 142 23 5
6927 I understand, but at least you have a view. 1.1941 0.03665 170 143 21 6
6928 Apparently, someone told them the grass is greener not just on the other side, but inside a condo high rise. 1.1941 0.03368 170 140 27 3
6929 Fine. How are ewe? 1.1941 0.03569 170 142 23 5
6930 I'm calling to report a problem with my virtual reality goggles 1.1940 0.04300 134 114 14 6
6931 Hey, Doc, it's Mary again. None of these lambs are staying little. 1.1939 0.03637 165 138 22 5
6932 If they study hard enough, I'll have enough scholarsheeps for college 1.1939 0.03534 165 137 24 4
6933 Mutton up, it's cold out there. 1.1939 0.03534 165 137 24 4
6934 They're fine. They're in bed. No, you don't hear Anthony Hopkins. 1.1939 0.03318 165 135 28 2
6935 We crossed the Red Sea, and the dessert, but with all the traffic here, this one may be too much for us. 1.1939 0.03835 165 140 18 7
6936 I told you guys to make your own choices and not follow me around anymore. 1.1939 0.03835 165 140 18 7
6937 People tell me that these days you don't need sheep, you just need money 1.1939 0.03737 165 139 20 6
6938 I found it on AirBleatNBleat. 1.1938 0.03490 160 132 25 3
6939 Hello? RNC? Listen, since I'm always surrounded by mindless sheep anyway, I'm thinkin' maybe I should oughta run for office, no? 1.1938 0.03709 160 134 21 5
6940 Oh hey, Bo-Peep ... What? ... No, sorry - I haven’t seen your sheep. 1.1938 0.04014 160 137 15 8
6941 The herding went well till we got to Sheepshead Bay. 1.1938 0.03601 160 133 23 4
6942 ... No, everything's great! And my new roommates aren't baaahd" 1.1935 0.03437 155 127 26 2
6943 It’s the tragedy of the commons 1.1935 0.04000 155 132 16 7
6944 She is black, yes, we're a typical family 1.1935 0.03672 155 129 22 4
6945 got some sheep I guess 1.1935 0.03785 155 130 20 5
6946 Don't need you guys tonight; I'm good. 1.1935 0.03672 155 129 22 4
6947 I should have known I'd find you here watching Wolf. 1.1935 0.03557 155 128 24 3
6948 I’m so sorry, I shear forgot 1.1935 0.03894 155 131 18 6
6949 L.B.B. here. Can confirm sheep into Maddow. Cows into Corn? 1.1935 0.03894 155 131 18 6
6950 OMG, I kept the goggles on too long! 1.1935 0.03557 155 128 24 3
6951 For sheep's sake 1.1934 0.03514 181 152 23 6
6952 Hey, I'm not counting them, I'm just waiting to unload them for the night. 1.1933 0.03501 150 123 25 2
6953 Do you know what I know? 1.1933 0.03865 150 126 19 5
6954 Movie night is getting complicated. 1.1933 0.03235 150 121 29 0
6955 Yes, I'm turing the crook, but reception is still poor. 1.1933 0.03626 150 124 23 3
6956 Clarice sometimes wondered how her life would have been if she hadn't freed the lambs on her cousins' farm. 1.1933 0.03626 150 124 23 3
6957 I guess the grass really was greener over there. 1.1933 0.03626 150 124 23 3
6958 If this doesn’t break my insomnia, I’m going out that window 1.1932 0.03486 176 147 24 5
6959 We were headed to school but the elevator wasn't working! 1.1931 0.03701 145 120 22 3
6960 The problem is,it's democratic 1.1931 0.03951 145 122 18 5
6961 I want to place a wake-up call for 8 AM" 1.1931 0.03828 145 121 20 4
6962 Hello, Room Service? Do you have any fresh grass? 1.1931 0.03828 145 121 20 4
6963 I wasn't counting on you coming here. 1.1931 0.03828 145 121 20 4
6964 Hey Ma, you're gonna have to re-write that nursery rhyme. 1.1931 0.03828 145 121 20 4
6965 You're saying it would have been cheaper as a baker's dozen? 1.1931 0.03828 145 121 20 4
6966 No, not alexa beep control. I said sheep control!!! 1.1930 0.03350 171 141 27 3
6967 So who among you thought it was a good idea to bet on the livestocks? 1.1930 0.03350 171 141 27 3
6968 So again, no worries--I've found them. If you need to reach me, please leave your message at the Little Bo Beep. 1.1930 0.03645 171 144 21 6
6969 Nope, still can’t find them 1.1930 0.03739 171 145 19 7
6970 I guess 'to the slaughter' wasn't specific enough for Uber. 1.1930 0.03645 171 144 21 6
6971 Doctor, I'm feeling a little sheepish today. 1.1929 0.03779 140 116 21 3
6972 You just can’t get the staff 1.1929 0.04042 140 118 17 5
6973 This is one BAAAd pad! 1.1928 0.03716 166 140 20 6
6974 I'm really getting sick of all your sheep puns, Karen. 1.1928 0.03617 166 139 22 5
6975 Insomnia? Counting sheep works for me. 1.1928 0.03514 166 138 24 4
6976 I counted sheep, but I didn't fall asleep. 1.1928 0.03716 166 140 20 6
6977 Tell Little BoPeep to give me a call." 1.1928 0.03908 166 142 16 8
6978 Oh...I thought you said I’d be sharing it with you. 1.1928 0.03813 166 141 18 7
6979 Yes, darling, I finally found a hotel that allows sheep! 1.1926 0.04003 135 113 18 4
6980 Have you any personal space? 1.1926 0.03717 135 111 22 2
6981 You bring the Woolite, I’ve got all the booty we’ll need up in my crib. 1.1926 0.04003 135 113 18 4
6982 I can't talk right now, Mom I have too many here who are flocking to see me. 1.1926 0.03717 135 111 22 2
6983 I knew I could count on you! 1.1925 0.03581 161 134 23 4
6984 Yeah,we're just not feelin' it today. 1.1925 0.03893 161 137 17 7
6985 Well I heard the city had a grass problem and decided help. 1.1925 0.03688 161 135 21 5
6986 I am rather sheepish about going back to the office. 1.1925 0.03581 161 134 23 4
6987 so can i check out tomorrow? i over slept counting the herd. 1.1923 0.03763 156 131 20 5
6988 Bow,I think I've found them 1.1923 0.03294 156 127 28 1
6989 Will ewe please deliver fifty pounds of forms to room 306? 1.1923 0.04100 130 109 17 4
6990 She found them all but why here 1.1923 0.03417 156 128 26 2
6991 I fall asleep counting sheeps. 1.1923 0.03871 156 132 18 6
6992 I'm sorry I can't go in to work today, I feel a bit sheepish. 1.1923 0.03871 156 132 18 6
6993 I found Little Bo Peep's lost sheep 1.1923 0.03976 156 133 16 7
6994 Its a geranium holder you idiots! 1.1923 0.03651 156 130 22 4
6995 Sorry, but I needed to shorten the supply chain to the Garment District. They're demanding fresher wool. 1.1923 0.03651 156 130 22 4
6996 « On n'est jamais plus esclave que quand on se croit libre sans l'être» 1.1923 0.03651 156 130 22 4
6997 Hello. Can you tell me what channel Ewe-navison is on. 1.1923 0.03651 156 130 22 4
6998 "They had taken the metro two stops too far." 1.1923 0.04243 130 110 15 5
6999 Where were you last night when I needed you? 1.1923 0.03763 156 131 20 5
7000 It’s Little BOB Peep and I didn’t lose any thing!! 1.1923 0.03582 182 154 21 7
7001 Oh, just hangin' with my flockbuddies...you? 1.1923 0.03417 156 128 26 2
7002 Every Halloween people always say, 'dress up it'll be fun, I swear'. 1.1921 0.03725 151 126 21 4
7003 ... it’s just like the crackling fireplace, but grassy mountaintop meadows. Up high, in the HD channels. They love it.” 1.1921 0.03725 151 126 21 4
7004 Hello, QVC? What's the warranty on those shears? 1.1921 0.03725 151 126 21 4
7005 I see sheep. They're everywhere. But they don't know they're sheep. 1.1921 0.03605 151 125 23 3
7006 Ewe bet I'm lost! What do you think? 1.1921 0.03842 151 127 19 5
7007 No, it’s not to herd sheep but to hold my I-V. 1.1921 0.03725 151 126 21 4
7008 You had to count the shepherds too? 1.1921 0.03955 151 128 17 6
7009 Caller: Baa baa black sheep have you any wool? Me: Stop calling my phone you pervert! 1.1921 0.04172 151 130 13 8
7010 I find counting real sheep Is a great way to fall asleep 1.1921 0.03955 151 128 17 6
7011 Actually, the synod said it's just a transfer. 1.1921 0.03605 151 125 23 3
7012 Their only comments about the Florida contests were that the results were "baaaaad". 1.1919 0.03626 172 145 21 6
7013 Is this the front desk? I specifically requested no wool products in my room. Please send up some polyester towels and bedding. 1.1919 0.03433 172 143 25 4
7014 I’m being sheepish 1.1919 0.03626 172 145 21 6
7015 The staff was the extra cost I needed to get "free sheeping." 1.1919 0.03809 172 147 17 8
7016 Hi, Mom. Let me talk to Little Bo Peep. 1.1919 0.03229 172 141 29 2
7017 You all will sleep as soon as you are counted or my name is not Little Bopeep 1.1918 0.03677 146 121 22 3
7018 We'd better make it party size. 1.1918 0.03926 146 123 18 5
7019 Oh, not much... just flockin' around. 1.1918 0.03804 146 122 20 4
7020 Well, right now there's a back-up in Sheep's Meadow, but we're next it says. 1.1918 0.04045 146 124 16 6
7021 Yeah, 10 bags of sheep food to room 1943. 1.1916 0.03282 167 137 28 2
7022 Now left the meadows behind, her condo to unwind, the shepherdess considered the next move, for the neighbors made known, by calling her phone, another complex they must find. 1.1916 0.03391 167 138 26 3
7023 Yes my name is Bo Peep and yes my sheep did find me and I don't give a damn what the poet thinks. 1.1916 0.03597 167 140 22 5
7024 I didn’t order a “sleeper” sofa! 1.1916 0.03597 167 140 22 5
7025 Good day. I will take six large vegetarians and ten orders of fries; with extra ketchup. 1.1916 0.03282 167 137 28 2
7026 I'm just Netflix and Ewing 1.1915 0.04016 141 119 17 5
7027 Six elevator rides a day is enough for them! 1.1915 0.04260 141 121 13 7
7028 No, this is bleat, bleat white sheep, but we deliver. 1.1915 0.04140 141 120 15 6
7029 I'm at an AirBnB. We could never afford a hotel in this city, what with the sheep and all. 1.1915 0.03474 141 115 25 1
7030 Well, the nursery rhyme rate should include free porn. 1.1915 0.04140 141 120 15 6
7031 I was having trouble sleeping, and counting them wasn't helping. 1.1914 0.03451 162 134 25 3
7032 I tried that for my insomnia, but I hate taking my work home with me. 1.1914 0.03770 162 137 19 6
7033 Hello, The New York Sheep Exchange please. 1.1914 0.03870 162 138 17 7
7034 I don't think I'm going to need those down pillows, after all. 1.1912 0.04111 136 115 16 5
7035 I forgot the Isle of Manhattan is a grid and not a meadow. 1.1911 0.03848 157 133 18 6
7036 No thanks to Uber, we'll be walking to the cottage. 1.1911 0.03275 157 128 28 1
7037 I’ve never felt this ‘sheepish’ before. 1.1911 0.03740 157 132 20 5
7038 Yes we do have some in stock.....no we don't have chickens. 1.1911 0.03515 157 130 24 3
7039 Sorry, Heather and I can't make it today; she keeps falling asleep. 1.1911 0.03515 157 130 24 3
7040 Hey! Aren’t we all just sheep? 1.1911 0.03953 157 134 16 7
7041 I'm Big Bo now, and you all are no longer my peeps. 1.1911 0.03515 157 130 24 3
7042 I thought it went, Bringing in the sheep...Bringing in the sheep... 1.1911 0.03515 157 130 24 3
7043 Desk, I need thirty-six cots, please. 1.1911 0.03848 157 133 18 6
7044 They warned me about mobs in the city, but never like this. 1.1911 0.03848 157 133 18 6
7045 Hello, Bo-Peep residence. 1.1911 0.03740 157 132 20 5
7046 No free range grass ... they can't stand it. 1.1911 0.04055 157 135 14 8
7047 Do you have a number for Bo-Peep? ilklepfis@barnard.edu 1.1910 0.03450 178 149 24 5
7048 I'd love to play a war game. Can you send something to keep me awake? 1.1908 0.04350 131 112 13 6
7049 Hello, is that Ms Bo Peep? 1.1908 0.04350 131 112 13 6
7050 And on the seventh day God rested with his sheep and a Netflix Marathon. 1.1908 0.03583 152 126 23 3
7051 How droll. We're sheep and they expect us to be witty for the caption contest. 1.1908 0.04147 152 131 13 8
7052 Working remotely would be perfect if I could get same-day delivery of grass and clover 1.1908 0.03819 152 128 19 5
7053 Room Service? I'd like three bales of alfalfa, 20 gallons of fresh water, and . . . Why? Because sheep, like people, are ungovernable when hungry. 1.1908 0.03931 152 129 17 6
7054 I'm get so tired minding my own business. 1.1908 0.03703 152 127 21 4
7055 This is the finest wool! These sheep have never stepped a foot outside Trump Tower. 1.1908 0.04147 152 131 13 8
7056 Baa, Blah, Blah! 1.1908 0.03703 152 127 21 4
7057 I miss sheep meadow. 1.1908 0.03703 152 127 21 4
7058 Hello. Do you sell poopa-scoopas? 1.1908 0.03699 173 147 19 7
7059 I love you too, dear. Sheep well. 1.1908 0.03212 173 142 29 2
7060 The Wolf of Wall Street wasn't ACTUALLY a wolf you know... 1.1908 0.03512 173 145 23 5
7061 This is taking virgin wool carpeting to a whole "ewe" level! 1.1905 0.03525 147 121 24 2
7062 You know, something about lazy millennials. 1.1905 0.03525 147 121 24 2
7063 Is that you, Bo? 1.1905 0.03676 168 142 20 6
7064 This town has a GREAT Lost and Found Department. 1.1905 0.03901 147 124 18 5
7065 Its the new FOX lineup. I probably wont need them tonight. 1.1905 0.03676 168 142 20 6
7066 Yes..I’ll have your ‘Grazer’s Breakfast’ for one and half a hectar of grass... oh, and an orange juice.. small. 1.1905 0.03655 147 122 22 3
7067 Yeah, could you send up another blanket? Not wool, please - I'm allergic. 1.1905 0.03676 168 142 20 6
7068 Go ahead, call me the black sheep, I just needed a break. 1.1905 0.03476 168 140 24 4
7069 Hello, how can I get the CALCULATOR AP on my phone? 1.1902 0.03646 163 137 21 5
7070 Don't eat Romaine, just herd it on the news. 1.1902 0.03646 163 137 21 5
7071 Look, I’m trying to get some sleep so just stop calling. 1.1902 0.03432 163 135 25 3
7072 I need a new gig. 1.1902 0.03432 163 135 25 3
7073 My ex called me sheepish but forgot to take her back her apartment key so i am a little busy at the moment. 1.1901 0.03731 142 118 21 3
7074 They are perturbed. Everyone is present but the black sheep. 1.1901 0.03731 142 118 21 3
7075 ¨I work from home - I´m in crowdfunding.¨ 1.1901 0.03731 142 118 21 3
7076 Yes, I heard you. The problem is that you herd me. 1.1901 0.04113 142 121 15 6
7077 Farm Hut? Would you deliver a dozen pails of oats and a truckload of king size diapers 1.1901 0.03989 142 120 17 5
7078 The Latin words sopor quies Do sound like Hebrew spor keves ! So to help you sleep deep, We now tell you "count sheep !" That pun's for a polyglot, yes? 1.1901 0.04113 142 121 15 6
7079 Yes, we have a sheep infestation. I already tried the crook, but they were rather sheepish. 1.1901 0.03731 142 118 21 3
7080 Are you sure they are not your sheep? 1.1899 0.03256 158 129 28 1
7081 Nah, thought I'd spend the weekend in. 1.1899 0.03719 158 133 20 5
7082 No Mom, everything's fine. Status quo. 1.1899 0.03719 158 133 20 5
7083 I'm watching television, shepherding. 1.1899 0.03826 158 134 18 6
7084 Officer, it's Bo-Peep. Everything's OK. 1.1899 0.03609 158 132 22 4
7085 No, I, not saying saying “Blah, blah, blah, blah..” 1.1899 0.03930 158 135 16 7
7086 I wish I could but I’m house-sitting. Rain check? 1.1899 0.04031 158 136 14 8
7087 CNN? I want to declare a Sanctuary Apartment. 1.1899 0.04031 158 136 14 8
7088 No pasture at this Air B&B 1.1899 0.03609 158 132 22 4
7089 Could you all please settle down, while I wait for my sleep medication to take effect? 1.1898 0.04213 137 117 14 6
7090 But, I think they really fleeced me on the rights to that show. 1.1898 0.03950 137 115 18 4
7091 I think I counted too many sheep 1.1898 0.03950 137 115 18 4
7092 Little Bo Peep, do you know where your sheep are? 1.1898 0.03950 137 115 18 4
7093 Yeah, I'm starring in this new show, Rural Slickers... 1.1898 0.04083 137 116 16 5
7094 I'm ready to just sit on my tuffet. 1.1898 0.03668 137 113 22 2
7095 Macy's? Awesome, I can start tomorrow 1.1897 0.03587 174 147 21 6
7096 Ewe! At least I don’t live in a pig sty. 1.1895 0.03562 153 127 23 3
7097 Yeah, yeah, I found them. We're here at 770 Park. 1.1895 0.04016 153 131 15 7
7098 Muriel and the girls said they wanted a change from the green, green grass of home 1.1895 0.03796 153 129 19 5
7099 It's unanimous. Sheep's Meadow. 1.1895 0.03562 153 127 23 3
7100 Yes, this is Mary.Well, we've all grown up...... 1.1895 0.03796 153 129 19 5
7101 Hi, is that ewe? 1.1895 0.03681 153 128 21 4
7102 Hey who gives about roaming charges!? 1.1895 0.03312 153 125 27 1
7103 Mary had a lot of lambs, but got fleeced by TV ads... 1.1894 0.04320 132 113 13 6
7104 We are booked at 10 but we can be there by midnight. 1.1894 0.04320 132 113 13 6
7105 I know that you were trying to help but this is going too far. 1.1893 0.03558 169 142 22 5
7106 I'm watching the results with my sheeple. 1.1893 0.03458 169 141 24 4
7107 We crossed the boarder with no issues, Emma, except for the black sheep. 1.1893 0.03751 169 144 18 7
7108 I said I wanted to bed down the Sheep on the hill, not the Hilton 1.1892 0.03757 148 124 20 4
7109 All right. Now get lost! 1.1892 0.03877 148 125 18 5
7110 Bo Peep, where did you leave the sheers? 1.1892 0.03632 148 123 22 3
7111 ...yes the Ambien is working great!, but I need a another refill on the Viagra 1.1892 0.04107 148 127 14 7
7112 Oh, nothing...what are ewe doing? 1.1892 0.03632 148 123 22 3
7113 Yes, it is nice and let's keep it that way. Be sure to 'baaaaaa' when you have to go outside. 1.1892 0.03994 148 126 16 6
7114 What do people expect of me? It looks like rain out there. 1.1892 0.03877 148 125 18 5
7115 They needed a real break from the same old same old. 1.1892 0.03503 148 122 24 2
7116 So...How much notice do I have to give? 1.1892 0.04107 148 127 14 7
7117 I'm watching "My Flock." It's the final edisode, my favorite! Britney, the sheepdog, finally goes in for species changing surgery, but has second thoughts when she falls in love with her veterinarian. It fades to black as the anesthesia takes hold! 1.1892 0.03757 148 124 20 4
7118 I think I know why I was feeling so sheepish lately. 1.1892 0.03757 148 124 20 4
7119 Uber Bleats? You forgot my side of sheepdog. 1.1892 0.03269 185 154 27 4
7120 Yeah, airbnb was a good idea. The fodder fits in the closet and the tv has a station that shows nothing but stars at night. 1.1890 0.03727 164 139 19 6
7121 We're reviewing our performance from the security cam today. 1.1889 0.03323 180 150 26 4
7122 Frankly, I don't cotton this living arrangement. 1.1889 0.03505 180 152 22 6
7123 She says the cosplay has gone too far... 1.1889 0.03415 180 151 24 5
7124 I herd ewe the first time! 1.1888 0.03964 143 121 17 5
7125 So far, it’s two to one, Fox over MSNBC. 1.1888 0.03964 143 121 17 5
7126 I'll have a bed by morning. 1.1888 0.03572 143 118 23 2
7127 I’m sorry to tell you this, Bo, but your sheep are not at all interested in Black Friday. 1.1888 0.03964 143 121 17 5
7128 The sleeping pills haven't been working, so I've been keeping the tv on at night 1.1888 0.03837 143 120 19 4
7129 Conor Lamb’s Amazing Adventure 1.1888 0.03964 143 121 17 5
7130 I’d like to make a resteraunt reservation for fifteen. 1.1887 0.03803 159 135 18 6
7131 Yes, sir, I know they lie; but they're all present and accounted for. 1.1887 0.03475 159 132 24 3
7132 I've got 99 problems but a flock of sheep ain't one 1.1887 0.03697 159 134 20 5
7133 Hold on - I've got a really baaaad signal 1.1887 0.03588 159 133 22 4
7134 Mary, there’s more than one here and they’re not silent so please get home. 1.1887 0.03588 159 133 22 4
7135 Well it keeps the wolf from the door 1.1887 0.03697 159 134 20 5
7136 I was trying to have a nap. 1.1887 0.03359 159 131 26 2
7137 18...19...20...... 1.1887 0.03907 159 136 16 7
7138 I'm watching a wonderful Tim Robbins movie called 'Lambshank Redemption; . 1.1887 0.03588 159 133 22 4
7139 The perils of domestication. 1.1887 0.03907 159 136 16 7
7140 Yes, we're binging "Lost" again. 1.1884 0.03786 138 115 20 3
7141 Ewe hang up! No, ewe. Ewe hang up first 1.1884 0.03923 138 116 18 4
7142 I’m lost. 1.1884 0.04056 138 117 16 5
7143 They're all home. They hitched a ride on the elevator by wagging their tails. 1.1884 0.04056 138 117 16 5
7144 You know what I herd? 1.1884 0.03786 138 115 20 3
7145 Okay, so I am not so good at math! 1.1884 0.04056 138 117 16 5
7146 I said ‘summer pasture’ and they thought I said “Schumer’s investiture 1.1883 0.03541 154 128 23 3
7147 I'd like to order the wool blanket. 1.1883 0.03773 154 130 19 5
7148 How? Where there's wool, there's a way. 1.1883 0.03659 154 129 21 4
7149 I watch the news and ask where is our Shepherd? 1.1883 0.03884 154 131 17 6
7150 Well, that escalated quickly. 1.1883 0.03773 154 130 19 5
7151 What do you mean, they are not goats? 1.1883 0.03773 154 130 19 5
7152 Wanna come over for some Netflix and shear? 1.1883 0.03541 154 128 23 3
7153 Am I dreaming yet? I counted so many sheep. 1.1883 0.03991 154 132 15 7
7154 Room Service? I'd like a bushel of forbs, please 1.1882 0.03539 170 143 22 5
7155 We are the cattle, HBO is our shepherd. 1.1882 0.03730 170 145 18 7
7156 I'm telling you, in the city sheep may NOT safely graze. 1.1882 0.03539 170 143 22 5
7157 They're wagging their tails behind them just like you said, but how do I get the wool off the couch? 1.1882 0.03427 186 157 23 6
7158 They all want to watch Rambo, again. 1.1880 0.03871 133 111 19 3
7159 Yes ma'am. Our sheep sitting deluxe package includes unlimited cable privileges. 1.1880 0.04154 133 113 15 5
7160 I think J. S. Bach would approve. 1.1879 0.04191 149 129 12 8
7161 What channel for Nature on PBS? 1.1879 0.03733 149 125 20 4
7162 Looks like I'm almost down for the count again. 1.1879 0.03853 149 126 18 5
7163 John was invited by his urban brother to visit the big city: "Yes, John, I arrived earlier than expected... and yes, I brought my work with me". 1.1879 0.03605 165 139 21 5
7164 Hiding in Hoboken... yeah, they hitched a ride with a Wyoming trucker. 1.1879 0.03501 165 138 23 4
7165 Hamish began to worry that working from home wasn't going to provide time-saving solutions as the digital workplace salesman had promised. 1.1879 0.03707 165 140 19 6
7166 Coming up: America's got talent! 1.1878 0.03306 181 151 26 4
7167 These New York apartments are so unreasonable. 1.1875 0.03884 160 137 16 7
7168 Doc was right about prairie burnout. Feels nice to get away from it all. 1.1875 0.03264 176 146 27 3
7169 Hey Paul, have you herd of the situation I'm in? 1.1875 0.03938 144 122 17 5
7170 Yes, the sheep are still jet lagged 1.1875 0.03567 160 134 22 4
7171 I guess I made some mistakes in my EHarmony profile but I must admit that a couple of these sheep are mighty good looking. 1.1875 0.03455 160 133 24 3
7172 I sure got fleeced when I bought this apartment. 1.1875 0.03676 160 135 20 5
7173 The “ staff” is under control . 1.1875 0.03455 160 133 24 3
7174 It's a great gig Mary. I help someone fall asleep and hand around the rest of the time. 1.1875 0.03455 160 133 24 3
7175 Mary, Wool you go out with me? 1.1875 0.03676 160 135 20 5
7176 Watching the Sheep Shearing Championship is the next best thing to being there. 1.1875 0.03455 160 133 24 3
7177 The sheep collective had to let me go, but a friend offered us a sublet in Brooklyn... 1.1875 0.03683 144 120 21 3
7178 Yes, you have reached Mary's Sheep for Rent, how may I help you? 1.1875 0.03961 128 107 18 3
7179 We're gonna need a bigger boat! 1.1875 0.03676 160 135 20 5
7180 Got sheep? 1.1871 0.03421 171 143 24 4
7181 Little Bo Peep watches Lost with her sheep. 1.1871 0.03616 171 145 20 6
7182 We need a bigger apartment! 1.1871 0.03421 171 143 24 4
7183 Do you offer any group discounts on those cute woolen hats? 1.1871 0.03710 171 146 18 7
7184 All you said was herd, you didn't say where 1.1871 0.03520 155 129 23 3
7185 What? 1.1871 0.03860 155 132 17 6
7186 They just followed me. 1.1871 0.03520 155 129 23 3
7187 There are tremendous bargains in the market right now 1.1871 0.03750 155 131 19 5
7188 counting sheep? shepherding sheep? tell me again the difference.. 1.1871 0.03399 155 128 25 2
7189 Don't worry, that bear in the market won't get our stock. 1.1871 0.03968 155 133 15 7
7190 After I finish counting these sheep, I’ll be ready for bed. 1.1871 0.03897 139 117 18 4
7191 I didn't break in. I'm not a crook. I HAVE a crook..... 1.1871 0.04029 139 118 16 5
7192 You're telling me I DO qualify for paid vacation? 1.1867 0.03588 150 125 22 3
7193 Fake, news, I'm counting my sheep and I have more sheep than anyone on the planet! 1.1867 0.04056 150 129 14 7
7194 At first, I was sheepish about working from home, but now it’s 1.1867 0.03711 150 126 20 4
7195 Sorry I can't hear you; baaaaaad connection 1.1867 0.03461 150 124 24 2
7196 Yah, can I get an order of the grass family style, 6 clover appetizers, and 2 troughs of water? 1.1867 0.03711 150 126 20 4
7197 The city life is not what I expected. 1.1867 0.03944 150 128 16 6
7198 Your rod and your staff do comfort me, even though I live in a cheap apartment with a bunch of miserable sheep! 1.1867 0.03588 150 125 22 3
7199 How many times do I have to tell you, sheep may safely graze, but not in here! 1.1866 0.04389 134 116 11 7
7200 No, he’s not lost....he’s in the million sheep march. 1.1866 0.03695 134 111 21 2
7201 I don’t think I’m made for the pen house life. 1.1864 0.03345 177 148 25 4
7202 I’m on my honeymoon 1.1863 0.03760 161 137 18 6
7203 May I speak with the sleep therapst? I am tired of counting sheep. 1.1863 0.03861 161 138 16 7
7204 Bo Peep, I'm holding your sheep hostage in a hotel room. Bring $5000 to the lobby. 1.1863 0.03436 161 134 24 3
7205 ''Little bo peep has found her sheep and is now watching TV with them.'' 1.1863 0.03655 161 136 20 5
7206 Trust me! Go short on the wool futures. 1.1863 0.03760 161 137 18 6
7207 I am tired of losing my sheep 1.1862 0.03789 145 122 19 4
7208 Yes Dad, I am trying to show them green pasture on TV. 1.1862 0.03789 145 122 19 4
7209 I promised they could watch Linus on “A Charlie Brown Christmas.” 1.1862 0.03660 145 121 21 3
7210 About to go supine surrounded by my ovine. 1.1862 0.03789 145 122 19 4
7211 Which one of you has the remote? 1.1862 0.03660 145 121 21 3
7212 What the" *bleat* "do you mean I can't keep my sheep? 1.1860 0.03501 172 145 22 5
7213 This insomnia thing is freaking me out. 1.1860 0.03775 129 107 20 2
7214 I knew we shouldn't have moved onto Meadow Lane. 1.1860 0.03597 172 146 20 6
7215 Oh, sorry, I didn't mean to wake you." 1.1859 0.04047 156 135 13 8
7216 Help. I'm surrounded by wolves 1.1859 0.03838 156 133 17 6
7217 I can’t talk right now. I just bought a dozen sheep in a Black Friday sale and frankly I don’t even need them. 1.1859 0.03838 156 133 17 6
7218 The salesman said all the methane would cut down on my gas bill! 1.1859 0.03499 156 130 23 3
7219 Actually, I am feeling very sheepish about it. I was just gathering wool and ended up on the 20th floor. 1.1859 0.03838 156 133 17 6
7220 Go for Shepherd of Wall Street... 1.1859 0.03944 156 134 15 7
7221 It said there would be a there would be a terrace on Airbnb. 1.1857 0.04002 140 119 16 5
7222 Yeah, I’ve decided to get back into farming. 1.1857 0.03451 140 115 24 1
7223 They look so comfy; how do I tell them I’m getting into the turkey business? 1.1857 0.03597 140 116 22 2
7224 Hey guys, you’d better line up neatly. I can’t count you like this. 1.1857 0.04002 140 119 16 5
7225 Yeah, $50 for the crook.... No I don't need it anymore, turning on FOX News works better. 1.1857 0.03872 140 118 18 4
7226 They're hooked on the Wether Network. 1.1856 0.03463 167 140 23 4
7227 We are not vegetarian anymore! 1.1856 0.03463 167 140 23 4
7228 Hany tip: If Bo peep asks you to babysit here 'little lambs,' ask her to be more specific. 1.1856 0.03566 167 141 21 5
7229 listen, bo, the doorman must be off duty 1.1856 0.03665 167 142 19 6
7230 I’m sure I’ll find them soon, Farmer Brown. I’m looking everywhere! 1.1854 0.03688 151 127 20 4
7231 I tried telling you they wouldn't appreciate a period piece like Downtown Abbey. 1.1854 0.03688 151 127 20 4
7232 ``They're not thrilled about the HOA number, but the view is good and it's quiet.'' 1.1854 0.03688 151 127 20 4
7233 Hello, is this Shepherd Dog Daycare? 1.1854 0.03566 151 126 22 3
7234 This is Bo. I’m not sure how I got here, but the flock seems to like the place. 1.1854 0.03566 151 126 22 3
7235 'New Jersey? I'm on it!' 1.1854 0.03566 151 126 22 3
7236 Yes, I brought my convention credentials. 1.1854 0.03806 151 128 18 5
7237 If you want an honest count, stop shuffling! 1.1854 0.03566 151 126 22 3
7238 Please, no wool sweaters this year. 1.1854 0.03231 178 148 27 3
7239 The Breaking Bad marathon is on next. 1.1852 0.03302 162 134 26 2
7240 Yes Madam, I'll stay here until the fire is 100 percent contained. 1.1852 0.03417 162 135 24 3
7241 Dang, I hate having to produce “Sheep Week” at Discovery... 1.1852 0.03634 162 137 20 5
7242 I discovered the neighbourhood first, they followed. 1.1852 0.03417 162 135 24 3
7243 I found a great deal on an ewe-bnb 1.1852 0.03527 162 136 22 4
7244 We’re watching it now 1.1852 0.03818 135 113 19 3
7245 Sorry, but right now I'm Little Bo-Pooped." - Henry Koehler, Brooklyn N 1.1852 0.03302 162 134 26 2
7246 All these talking heads are like baa, baa, baa. 1.1852 0.03839 162 139 16 7
7247 Alright Little Bo Peep, your move. 1.1850 0.03670 173 148 18 7
7248 I’d love to, but so sorry i can’t today, I’m out in the fields until late. 1.1850 0.03482 173 146 22 5
7249 I'm thinking of painting them red and putting them to pasture in the West Wing. 1.1849 0.04008 146 125 15 6
7250 Yo what’s up - I’m in Pastoria 1.1849 0.03505 146 121 23 2
7251 Hi, I'm here where the sheep may safely graze. 1.1849 0.03888 146 124 17 5
7252 Mary I get that it was a lamb, but I really need your help. 1.1849 0.04124 146 126 13 7
7253 I’m sick and tired of Animal Planet reruns! 1.1849 0.04008 146 125 15 6
7254 So, uh...rent was raised at the pasture. 1.1849 0.03505 146 121 23 2
7255 The Lord is our shepherd, certainly not me, so please go to him and get the flock out of here. 1.1847 0.03706 157 133 19 5
7256 This is one way to avoid forest fires! 1.1847 0.03815 157 134 17 6
7257 I know the Queen's stopped breeding corgis but I still need one asap. 1.1847 0.03920 157 135 15 7
7258 I guess I’m just really good at this. 1.1847 0.03706 157 133 19 5
7259 You know how you wanted a dog... I got something even better! 1.1847 0.03706 157 133 19 5
7260 ..yea, living the high life now...no, not what its all cracked up to be ... 1.1847 0.03360 157 130 25 2
7261 Here for the New York “Wool Week Festimval” and got upgraded to concierge level with full club room grazing perks. 1.1847 0.03594 157 132 21 4
7262 I don’t want your f*cking sheep 1.1847 0.03920 157 135 15 7
7263 Yes, I love all of ewe, but you've got to get the hell out of my house. 1.1846 0.04199 130 111 14 5
7264 If I’m honest the fuckton of sheep was a pretty big factor in why I broke up with my ex, but here I am watching them while she is out of town with her new boyfriend. 1.1846 0.04339 130 112 12 6
7265 Of course I can afford it. I'm eligible for the urban sustainability for natural fabrics rebate. 1.1845 0.03444 168 141 23 4
7266 No one told me that counting sheep was literal. 1.1845 0.03444 168 141 23 4
7267 Just watching the cooking channel. You? 1.1844 0.03712 141 118 20 3
7268 hay will ,wey moved from Earland just tree weeks ago, yeh, wwe've settled in. No yuh get much less land for your dollar 1.1844 0.03584 179 153 19 7
7269 I tried counting, but your noisy program is keep then all awake. 1.1842 0.03783 152 129 18 5
7270 They seem to have forgotten it's haircut day. 1.1842 0.03783 152 129 18 5
7271 Sorry. This is New York City. I could only afford a one bedroom. 1.1842 0.03666 152 128 20 4
7272 I know, right? My Aunt Judy has gone crazy over these Black Friday sales. They were really cheap, but the weird thing is, she hates animals! 1.1842 0.03666 152 128 20 4
7273 Can you make it sooner? The flock is hungry. 1.1842 0.03290 152 125 26 1
7274 You guys always make me decide what to watch. 1.1842 0.03783 152 129 18 5
7275 I learned that counting sheep while holding the magic staff was a mistake. 1.1842 0.03666 152 128 20 4
7276 No. You won't be counted. You came in after the deadline. 1.1842 0.03783 152 129 18 5
7277 I'd like to order seventy pounds of native forbs. 1.1842 0.03666 152 128 20 4
7278 Hello Fox? My campaign theme is "I'm Sheepish On America" 1.1841 0.03315 201 171 23 7
7279 It was a rough night. 1.1840 0.03507 163 137 22 4
7280 Sheldon's sheep shearing shop? 1.1840 0.03613 163 138 20 5
7281 Just because I'm too sheepish to come outside doesn't make me a ba-a-a-ad person 1.1839 0.03266 174 145 26 3
7282 We're all vegetarians, waiting for the bail of hay. Hold the turkey... 1.1839 0.03266 174 145 26 3
7283 I'ld rather he cry wolf. 1.1839 0.03651 174 149 18 7
7284 Just watching a show with the sheeple. 1.1839 0.03651 174 149 18 7
7285 Little Bo Peep, come get these sheep, stat. 1.1839 0.03163 174 144 28 2
7286 But at this time of day crosstown traffic is wild and woolly. 1.1839 0.03266 174 145 26 3
7287 Let's go with delivery this time. 1.1838 0.04069 136 116 15 5
7288 I think I'm taking Instagram too seriously. 1.1838 0.03933 136 115 17 4
7289 Watching t.v. doesn't make me part of the flock! 1.1838 0.03792 136 114 19 3
7290 Don't give me any grief. I've had a tough day with the kids. 1.1838 0.03933 136 115 17 4
7291 Wow, new ways to make wool! 1.1837 0.03615 147 123 21 3
7292 The staff and I have the sheep subdued. 1.1837 0.03347 147 121 25 1
7293 They shouldn't have much trouble adjusting to the city. There are already a ton of sheep here. 1.1837 0.03864 147 125 17 5
7294 I'm calling from New Zealand... the weather is great... 1.1837 0.03615 147 123 21 3
7295 The Wolf of Wallstreet? There’s no one here but that name. 1.1837 0.03983 147 126 15 6
7296 Bro, I just got teleported to New York! With my sheep’s! 1.1837 0.03983 147 126 15 6
7297 what the sheep?! 1.1837 0.03864 147 125 17 5
7298 I thought they were city sheep but they’re bahhhhing to go home. 1.1837 0.03741 147 124 19 4
7299 Yeah, I am staying at an Airb&b 1.1837 0.03741 147 124 19 4
7300 Baaaaaaaa . . . Hum Bug! 1.1837 0.03864 147 125 17 5
7301 OMG! Is that Mike Pence?! 1.1835 0.03685 158 134 19 5
7302 I'm aware that a corgi could do better.. Wishful thinking, counting sheep. But, on the bright side, at least , I'm off of the Halcion. 1.1835 0.03999 158 137 13 8
7303 Peep's Professional Herding Services, go for Bo! 1.1835 0.03574 158 133 21 4
7304 They said the caption contest would end on the 25th, but here it is November 28. I guess tryptohpan struck again! 1.1835 0.03685 158 134 19 5
7305 I don’t know what the flock is going on. I just wanted to Netflix and chill. 1.1835 0.03685 158 134 19 5
7306 Ms. Peep , exactly how do you expect them to go home on their own? 1.1835 0.03685 158 134 19 5
7307 I miss Wyoming. 1.1835 0.03459 158 132 23 3
7308 That's right, we're LOL--Lambda Omicron Lambda. 1.1835 0.03574 158 133 21 4
7309 Yea, we import their grass from New Zealand now, so we only go to pasture for the Insta. 1.1835 0.03574 158 133 21 4
7310 Now I know why they call her "Little Bo (beep!)" 1.1834 0.03213 169 140 27 2
7311 Look, Ms. Bo-Peep, you know as well as I do how hard it is to keep 'em down on the farm after they've seen Paree. 1.1834 0.03625 169 144 19 6
7312 Yeah, I'm still lost, but come what may I will protect my flock. 1.1834 0.03625 169 144 19 6
7313 Little Bo? ...Yes...Really. Somehow your sheep ended up in NYC. 1.1831 0.03688 142 119 20 3
7314 It went smoothly until I almost lost control in the elevator. 1.1831 0.03950 142 121 16 5
7315 You say you found my lost sheep? 1.1831 0.03950 142 121 16 5
7316 My wife decided to verticality integrate her knitting 1.1831 0.03821 142 120 18 4
7317 Though your offer of making me king is a great honor, I actually prefer my anonymity. 1.1831 0.03950 142 121 16 5
7318 Does Animal Planet have any shows for sheep? 1.1831 0.03821 142 120 18 4
7319 All ewe Republicans scare me 1.1831 0.03821 142 120 18 4
7320 I’d like to report a missing person. 1.1831 0.03688 142 119 20 3
7321 Whilst shepherds watch their flocks by night" ......takes a modern twist as the festive season approache 1.1831 0.03950 142 121 16 5
7322 Phyllida, I blinked and the sheep and I are in Manhattan. How do we get back to Zermatt? Yes, all of them. 1.1831 0.03821 142 120 18 4
7323 General Tsao's Chicken for 15, and could you hold the garlic? 1.1830 0.03873 153 131 16 6
7324 Herding doesn't pay like it used to...all I can afford is this one room apartment. 1.1830 0.03399 153 127 24 2
7325 Hy Tilda, indoor-keeping is cheaper, no dog needed! 1.1830 0.03524 153 128 22 3
7326 What am I doing? Muttoning. 1.1830 0.04192 153 134 10 9
7327 The room looks familiar, but I think I've lost my way. 1.1830 0.03760 153 130 18 5
7328 No, e-w-e-w-s, I had it with ewes! 1.1830 0.03873 153 131 16 6
7329 Hello? Front desk? Thanks for mutton! 1.1830 0.03524 153 128 22 3
7330 Which one of you is #5 from the commercial? 1.1830 0.03524 153 128 22 3
7331 I'm burned out on green grass sandwiches. 1.1830 0.03760 153 130 18 5
7332 No Room Service? Don't even try to pull the wool over my eyes. 1.1829 0.03487 164 138 22 4
7333 I didn't say, "Can you herd me now" 1.1829 0.03487 164 138 22 4
7334 No, I ordered the Ramen kit, not the Ramadan kit 1.1829 0.03593 164 139 20 5
7335 I should've specified which dream I wanted to become true 1.1825 0.03968 126 106 17 3
7336 The modern shepherd 1.1825 0.03907 137 116 17 4
7337 I can't believe that I can't sleep. 1.1824 0.03592 148 124 21 3
7338 It's too hard to service these high rise buildings. Tell them to take a pill at night. 1.1824 0.03958 148 127 15 6
7339 I told the bellman all I wanted to do was to count sheep, not mount them. No, I don't know what the staff is for. 1.1824 0.03840 148 126 17 5
7340 Not much. Just biding. 1.1824 0.03840 148 126 17 5
7341 Where the hell was the exit for the lea? 1.1824 0.03718 148 125 19 4
7342 Just taking a break. How about ewe? 1.1824 0.03958 148 127 15 6
7343 Can you get the wether channel working? 1.1824 0.03462 148 123 23 2
7344 Ewe can't believe what is happening to me! 1.1824 0.03553 159 134 21 4
7345 Why did I fuck that sheep so much! 1.1824 0.03976 159 138 13 8
7346 I think we need a recount--there's no diversity here! 1.1824 0.03553 159 134 21 4
7347 The game's almost over. 1.1824 0.03199 159 131 27 1
7348 Well, the miss Bo and I split. I got the kids, but I still can't sleep. (Tadg Woods, Paradise Hills, New Mexico) 1.1824 0.03199 159 131 27 1
7349 Well this is big boo peep. 1.1824 0.03508 170 144 21 5
7350 And what are you weh-eh-eh-earing, my dear? 1.1824 0.03196 170 141 27 2
7351 All I'm saying is that my Nursery Rhyme feels dated. 1.1824 0.03303 170 142 25 3
7352 They were hanging their tails behind them" 1.1823 0.03182 181 151 27 3
7353 No more home-swap deals. Folks here are not happy about my guys grazing on the Great Lawn. 1.1818 0.03379 154 128 24 2
7354 We’re just going to Netflock and Chill tonight. 1.1818 0.03797 143 121 18 4
7355 Lamb kebab, not mob 1.1818 0.03622 154 130 20 4
7356 So, I thought I'd just telework today. 1.1818 0.03385 143 118 24 1
7357 I think I'm gonna stay in Ron... I'm a little too sheepish to go anywhere right now. 1.1818 0.03998 132 112 16 4
7358 Yes, everything but the lamb chops. 1.1818 0.03503 154 129 22 3
7359 Now that I'm Big Man Blue, I'll be falling asleep on a sofa, watching golf. 1.1818 0.03468 165 139 22 4
7360 What are the udder choices? 1.1818 0.03427 176 149 22 5
7361 God said that the meek would inherit the earth, this is all I could find 1.1818 0.03573 165 140 20 5
7362 I'm watching the game at the baaa. 1.1818 0.04121 110 92 16 2
7363 Farm Animals and Chill? 1.1818 0.03468 165 139 22 4
7364 What channel is Pay-Per-Vewe? 1.1818 0.03331 176 148 24 4
7365 Silence of the lambs this ISN'T!!! 1.1818 0.03797 143 121 18 4
7366 It keeps me from going in circles. 1.1818 0.04140 132 113 14 5
7367 Get lost, I'm on vacation! 1.1818 0.03468 165 139 22 4
7368 I've been having bad problems with sheepwalking lately. 1.1813 0.03068 182 151 29 2
7369 Yes, Shepherd Jacob is working from home today. 1.1813 0.03681 171 147 17 7
7370 If you're little Bo-Peep's lawyer then you should know she was asleep. 1.1813 0.03389 171 144 23 4
7371 Suite dreams" 1.1813 0.03069 171 141 29 1
7372 But. this is a lot easier than sitting in the hot sun. 1.1813 0.03389 171 144 23 4
7373 Bo Peep here. We have a crisis. The sheep are on strike. They think people need to wake up instead! 1.1812 0.03642 160 136 19 5
7374 Sure, I can meet you - they're still on the night shift. 1.1812 0.03419 160 134 23 3
7375 Yeah, you can find them at 357 Tall Grass Lane. I’m here anytime you want to pick them up, but hurry, I don’t have much carpet left! 1.1812 0.03532 160 135 21 4
7376 My doctor also insisted I stop drinking raw cow's milk. 1.1812 0.03642 160 136 19 5
7377 Stop the complaining. I ordered some pizza. 1.1812 0.03441 149 124 23 2
7378 Sorry, I have a herd over. 1.1812 0.03695 149 126 19 4
7379 Just walk on-stage and pretend to graze when you hear the flute. 1.1812 0.03441 149 124 23 2
7380 I'm sure after they experience this they'll want to stay with the flock. 1.1812 0.03933 149 128 15 6
7381 Sorry, Bo, they're complaining about the lack of Mini B-a-a facilities!" 1.1812 0.03816 149 127 17 5
7382 I told the sheepdog to get Subway, but I think he went to Quiznos. 1.1812 0.04046 149 129 13 7
7383 Everything does seem to be pretty baaad 1.1812 0.03742 138 116 19 3
7384 Yeah, I'm watching "Bo Peep's 40 Sheep And Counting" and I'm not impressed. 1.1812 0.04015 138 118 15 5
7385 Paging Little Bo Peep! I found your sheep! 1.1812 0.03742 138 116 19 3
7386 Notify the press that climate change means that all activities will be moved indoors until further notice. Dateline Little Bo Peep. 1.1812 0.03742 138 116 19 3
7387 Just how many sheep does it take to count one shepherd?. 1.1812 0.04015 138 118 15 5
7388 This job is giving me insomnia! 1.1808 0.03216 177 148 26 3
7389 I know I just cornered the yarn market, but these guys are sensitive. How long do you think it’ll last if everybody starts calling me ‘The Wolf of Wool Street’? 1.1808 0.03502 177 151 20 6
7390 Nice amenities, but the grazing is poor 1.1808 0.03410 177 150 22 5
7391 Give me a minute! I’m trying to get the flock out of here! 1.1807 0.03654 166 142 18 6
7392 Hey Jeff, i'm going to need my money back.... counting sheep is a horrible way to get to sleep! 1.1807 0.03654 166 142 18 6
7393 Just tell Bo this is much safer 1.1806 0.03482 155 130 22 3
7394 The cost is $100,00 per sheep which guarantees a deep 7 hour nightly sleep and a free exercise program. 1.1806 0.03600 155 131 20 4
7395 I have a problem since Cookie won best in show..... 1.1806 0.03715 155 132 18 5
7396 That's right. One order of Thai Lamb Curry and a dozen orders of Thai lemongrass soup. And a small white rice, please. 1.1806 0.03360 155 129 24 2
7397 Yes, we're enjoying our stable-cation! 1.1806 0.03482 155 130 22 3
7398 Sorry, you guys aren't doing it! I think I'll have to watch the TV to fall asleep. 1.1806 0.03482 155 130 22 3
7399 But Ms Peep, there's nothing in the rhyme about "wool allergy"! 1.1806 0.03482 155 130 22 3
7400 Bo Peep Here - I think I have found just what I have been looking for. This may give a new meaning to finding a crook in a 5th Avenue High Rise 1.1806 0.03826 155 133 16 6
7401 B. B. Wolf? Send him up! 1.1806 0.03826 155 133 16 6
7402 Hello? Customer Service? Yeah, the image is a little fuzzy. 1.1806 0.03506 144 120 22 2
7403 Little Bo Peep has an unlisted number. 1.1806 0.03641 144 121 20 3
7404 No...I never asked for my dreams to come true. 1.1806 0.03899 144 123 16 5
7405 I was told there would be peet. 1.1806 0.03364 144 119 24 1
7406 You shut-up. My Grass is greener over here. 1.1806 0.03772 144 122 18 4
7407 It's how lambs are living now. 1.1806 0.03899 144 123 16 5
7408 Can you pick me up? Turns out they're all a bunch of sheeple. 1.1806 0.03641 144 121 20 3
7409 No, they won't come home wagging their tails behind them. 1.1806 0.03641 144 121 20 3
7410 Okay, sounds good mom. Yup. Ewe too. 1.1806 0.04022 144 124 14 6
7411 Me? I’m feeling sheepish... 1.1805 0.03824 133 112 18 3
7412 Hello. I'm a Yale Whiffenpoof, and my GPS is broken. Are we lost? 1.1802 0.03268 172 144 25 3
7413 Yes, I had a great sleep, but reality has returned again. Now what? 1.1802 0.03268 172 144 25 3
7414 I couldn't take Rover with me, they have a No-Dog policy 1.1801 0.03621 161 137 19 5
7415 yes operator, connect me with the Manhattan sheep dog rescue please.... 1.1801 0.03400 161 135 23 3
7416 They won't come until we watch an episode of 'Shaun the Sheep.' 1.1801 0.03621 161 137 19 5
7417 No, we're not. We're house sitting. Sorry you had to make the trip all the way out there. 1.1801 0.03829 161 139 15 7
7418 I followed them. I knew it was a mistake but they said they had friends in high places 1.1800 0.03548 150 126 21 3
7419 Yeah, Boss, my parents were glad for me and the herd to come hang out at the-uh-farm. Everyone is totally chill. Intestinal virus? What intestinal virus? Did the Vet say what those symptoms might be? Uh-huh, I see... 1.1800 0.03548 150 126 21 3
7420 The city-born shepherd carefully watches over his flock. 1.1800 0.03548 150 126 21 3
7421 Oh, nothin' much. How 'bout you? 1.1800 0.03420 150 125 23 2
7422 Fine. How ewe doin'? 1.1800 0.03908 150 129 15 6
7423 I miss you and since you left it seems I see ewe all the time. 1.1800 0.03672 150 127 19 4
7424 Is this the Leadership Diversity Company? I'd like a refund. 1.1800 0.03420 150 125 23 2
7425 Funny, I' m the only one REALLY intersted in watching the classic character, Lamb Chop. 1.1799 0.03574 139 116 21 2
7426 Slumber R Us. Our sheep make you sleep. This is Noah. How can I put you to sleep? 1.1797 0.04065 128 109 15 4
7427 I'm not all sheepish. 1.1796 0.03533 167 142 20 5
7428 Bo Peep ? Roger here . Mission accomplished . 1.1796 0.03323 167 140 24 3
7429 Bo-Peep here, I'm a little bo pooped 1.1796 0.03634 167 143 18 6
7430 We're a new maker space. We sell artisanal wool. 1.1796 0.03213 167 139 26 2
7431 When I said card party I wasn't thinking of carding wool. 1.1796 0.03213 167 139 26 2
7432 I made a wrong turn at Sheepheads tavern. 1.1796 0.03213 167 139 26 2
7433 ...and it also has a great view of Sheep Meadow. 1.1796 0.03323 167 140 24 3
7434 Wool you stop interrupting me? I herd ewe the first time. 1.1795 0.03693 156 133 18 5
7435 They love the views. Unfortunately Sheep Channel isn't in the cable package. 1.1795 0.03462 156 131 22 3
7436 Looking back, Gary can’t recall exactly when his work started coming home... 1.1795 0.03462 156 131 22 3
7437 No crooks on the subway was not part of the plan. 1.1795 0.03803 156 134 16 6
7438 Finally--warm! 1.1795 0.03579 156 132 20 4
7439 Please send up a dozen Chef Salads. Eight with Ranch, and four with Bleu Cheese. 1.1795 0.03693 156 133 18 5
7440 I take a vacation and this is what I come back to. 1.1795 0.03340 156 130 24 2
7441 Oh, sheep - can I call you back? 1.1795 0.03579 156 132 20 4
7442 What's new with ewe guys? 1.1793 0.04114 145 126 12 7
7443 I think they'll see that the grass is not always greener outside the meadow." 1.1793 0.03996 145 125 14 6
7444 Yeah, this isn't quite what I had in mind when they said that I could work from home at my new job at the urban vertical farming start-up. 1.1793 0.03343 145 120 24 1
7445 I'm sorry to tell you that it's sheep all the way down. 1.1793 0.03748 145 123 18 4
7446 Sheep folds" are so last century and this helps with my insomnia 1.1793 0.03484 145 121 22 2
7447 Good work, Alfie - now fetch the remote! 1.1793 0.03874 145 124 16 5
7448 Yeah, I'm going by little bo chic now. 1.1793 0.03618 145 122 20 3
7449 We want U.S. citizensheep! 1.1793 0.04114 145 126 12 7
7450 They just love watching CNN! 1.1793 0.03874 145 124 16 5
7451 Yes, hello, I was wondering if you know anyone who would be willing to babysit my 12 children 1.1792 0.03353 173 146 23 4
7452 Our visit to New York is doin' jes fine Clem, why we gots TV even. 1.1791 0.03490 134 111 22 1
7453 No, No, No! My name is J-E-S-S-I-E ... Not J-E-S-U-S ! 1.1791 0.03943 134 114 16 4
7454 They were suppose to be house trained. 1.1791 0.03798 134 113 18 3
7455 Not a bhaaaaad view either! 1.1790 0.03600 162 138 19 5
7456 I ordered one space heater. 1.1790 0.03600 162 138 19 5
7457 Working from home is becoming a real Baaaa-ttle. 1.1790 0.03381 162 136 23 3
7458 What? No heath insurance for jumpin fences at night 1.1790 0.03907 162 141 13 8
7459 That's Mrs. Peep to you. 1.1790 0.03807 162 140 15 7
7460 I don't know why I didn't think of this before. Shepherding is a heck of a lot easier, but where's the remote? 1.1790 0.03492 162 137 21 4
7461 No - I'm not just phoning it in. 1.1788 0.03267 151 125 25 1
7462 I guess in this version of the fairy tale, the sheep find Little Bo Peep! 1.1788 0.03527 151 127 21 3
7463 I’ll have three large Pizzas with extra Manchego. 1.1788 0.03183 179 150 26 3
7464 This time next week, I'll be the next Calvin Klein. I'm counting on it. 1.1786 0.03305 168 141 24 3
7465 I don't know what happened. All I could hear was the sound of some guy snoring. 1.1786 0.03614 168 144 18 6
7466 ..correct ma'am, I'm a surrealist artist.. no, I'm fully awake.. 1.1786 0.03514 168 143 20 5
7467 Hello, Bo Peep? I found your sheep 1.1786 0.03829 140 119 17 4
7468 don't forget to bring the Ambien, Little Bo Peep 1.1786 0.03411 168 142 22 4
7469 Thank you. It would be a shear pleasure. 1.1786 0.03829 140 119 17 4
7470 Let me speak to Bow. 1.1786 0.03806 168 146 14 8
7471 You got the wrong number, my name is not Mary. 1.1783 0.03558 157 133 20 4
7472 Come out of the closet, Mary. I know you're in there! 1.1783 0.03781 157 135 16 6
7473 Don't worry Mom, I'm still herding sheep. 1.1783 0.03441 157 132 22 3
7474 I’m just vegging, I have to get the flock out of here. 1.1783 0.03671 157 134 18 5
7475 Look, I know I'm a professional sheepherder, but I can only fit so many in the closet! 1.1783 0.03671 157 134 18 5
7476 Hello H&M? I would like to complain about your new wool collection... 1.1783 0.03558 157 133 20 4
7477 Ham and cheese on rye, four bales of hay,and a bucket of sheep dip 1.1783 0.03887 157 136 14 7
7478 I already took you for a walk. Now I'm calling Room Service for supper. 1.1782 0.03335 174 147 23 4
7479 I didn't think this transfer thing out very well. 1.1781 0.03849 146 125 16 5
7480 I can't count this high! 1.1781 0.03177 146 120 26 0
7481 Looks like I lost the GPS signal on a few, back to manual counting tonight 1.1781 0.03725 146 124 18 4
7482 I'm feeling a little sheepish about watching the daytime soaps. 1.1781 0.03462 146 122 22 2
7483 311, I'd like to report a case of this damn New Yorker artist has like every comic being a guy on a cellphone now. 1.1781 0.03596 146 123 20 3
7484 Hello, Herder? I'd like to book a walk for Thursday afternoon. 1.1779 0.03580 163 139 19 5
7485 What do you mean when you say "You don't fit in"? 1.1779 0.03684 163 140 17 6
7486 It's a new OSHA rule: spot a wolf, and you have to shut down operations." 1.1779 0.03580 163 139 19 5
7487 Baaa-Humbug, let me speak to your supervisor. 1.1779 0.03580 163 139 19 5
7488 It’s shear madness! Apparently a Miss Bopeep checked in last week, went to the theatre, then just vanished. 1.1779 0.03362 163 137 23 3
7489 Yeah, I’m home waiting to hear back. Herd anything? 1.1779 0.03472 163 138 21 4
7490 These sheeps have sailed. 1.1779 0.03362 163 137 23 3
7491 The special is leg of lamb? No...I'll pass. I'll have the lasagne. 1.1778 0.04054 135 116 14 5
7492 Housekeeping? I think I'll go back to counting the bedbugs. 1.1778 0.03263 180 152 24 4
7493 I guess outdoors it's harder to smell you. 1.1778 0.03263 180 152 24 4
7494 No, no, there's plenty of space, but I could use help with the walking. 1.1778 0.03466 135 112 22 1
7495 We either binge watch or get lost! 1.1778 0.03466 135 112 22 1
7496 Ba ba ... darn, where is blackie? 1.1778 0.03263 180 152 24 4
7497 Yes, all of our fleeces are made with premium Hell’s Kitchen wool. 1.1776 0.03628 152 129 19 4
7498 Little Bo Peep said she'd be here 1.1776 0.03628 152 129 19 4
7499 Our television is only getting the food network. 1.1776 0.03379 152 127 23 2
7500 Yes, that's 15 guests and we'd better go with the chicken. 1.1776 0.03860 152 131 15 6
7501 Can I do another poll? Sure; what's the topic? 1.1776 0.03379 152 127 23 2
7502 If you're waiting for my words of wisdom, don't hold your breath. 1.1776 0.03628 152 129 19 4
7503 I'm trying to reach Little Bo-Peep. 1.1776 0.03379 152 127 23 2
7504 You've always been a glutten for mutten 1.1776 0.03746 152 130 17 5
7505 This is Ms Bo Peep; a dozen salads, dressing on the side. 1.1775 0.03178 169 141 26 2
7506 I’m in Vegas, but the sheep have to stay. 1.1775 0.03065 169 140 28 1
7507 Us? Oh, fine. How youse doin? 1.1775 0.03495 169 144 20 5
7508 Nothing much just watching another episode of the Bo Peep chronicles. 1.1775 0.03594 169 145 18 6
7509 Where are Mary and her lamb when I need her? 1.1775 0.03691 169 146 16 7
7510 A captive audience... 1.1773 0.03935 141 121 15 5
7511 Yea I just got in! Yup, alive and wool 1.1773 0.03528 141 118 21 2
7512 In a pasture? What's a pasture? 1.1773 0.03804 141 120 17 4
7513 Ok so I ordered the sheep online and now all I have to do is count them to get some sleep? 1.1772 0.03301 158 132 24 2
7514 Yeah, I need some grass. An ounce of premium for myself and two bales of yard grass that you cut with your mower on weekends for my kids... What do you mean ‘that’s cold’? 1.1772 0.03537 158 134 20 4
7515 ...for delivery, yes, one order of shepherd’s pie. Uh, is that pasture-raised? 1.1772 0.03421 158 133 22 3
7516 Has anyone reported some missing sheep? 1.1772 0.03301 158 132 24 2
7517 Could you send up some NyQuil, please. 1.1772 0.03537 158 134 20 4
7518 Imprint, schrimpret,! I just couldn't shake 'em. 1.1772 0.03864 158 137 14 7
7519 That's right, one pie . . . delivery. Yep, the usual. 1.1772 0.03301 158 132 24 2
7520 Little Bo Peep, please get these damn sheep out of my living room.! 1.1771 0.03317 175 148 23 4
7521 No firewood this week, Silas.I'm house-sitting for my cousin. 1.1771 0.03317 175 148 23 4
7522 I heard you used to herd ewes too? 1.1771 0.03602 175 151 17 7
7523 I went in-house. 1.1771 0.03415 175 149 21 5
7524 I call it "Urban Small". 1.1771 0.03692 175 152 15 8
7525 Not much. Just watching a quick DIY on YouTube before we get started. 1.1769 0.04007 130 111 15 4
7526 I must be dreaming. Where is that TV repairman? 1.1769 0.03440 147 123 22 2
7527 Bo Peep ? I found your sheep. , Harrisburg, PA Neil Bernstein 1.1769 0.03573 147 124 20 3
7528 My flock's taking advantage of me 1.1769 0.03573 147 124 20 3
7529 I just formed the “Baa Too Movement”! 1.1769 0.03573 147 124 20 3
7530 My true love gave to me 13 sheep a watching! 1.1769 0.03945 147 127 14 6
7531 Hello 911. Where's the grass? 1.1769 0.03945 147 127 14 6
7532 There's a better view here, but not all of the flock are happy. 1.1769 0.03945 147 127 14 6
7533 Just hanging out, they wanted to catch this Baaaallywood matinee. 1.1769 0.03440 147 123 22 2
7534 They get mad when I watch ahead without them. 1.1769 0.03158 147 121 26 0
7535 The deal was that I bring them to the city. You just need to count them, and then we can all sleep well. 1.1769 0.04061 147 128 12 7
7536 Doc, I took you literally! 1.1768 0.03453 164 139 21 4
7537 Nice View 1.1768 0.03560 164 140 19 5
7538 I was supposed to hook up with "Little Bo Peep" for a good tim 1.1768 0.03453 164 139 21 4
7539 How many baaaaalcony seats do you have left? 1.1768 0.03343 164 138 23 3
7540 Abraham, never believe what the media tell ewe. 1.1768 0.03453 164 139 21 4
7541 Hi, could the concierge is Central Park's Sheep Meadow is open for grazing today? 1.1768 0.03453 164 139 21 4
7542 We'r all in this together." 1.1768 0.03052 181 151 28 2
7543 Don't transfer my call to Wolfe. I've called Wolfe four times already. No one answers. 1.1765 0.03441 187 161 19 7
7544 What do you mean my calls have been barred? 1.1765 0.03269 170 143 24 3
7545 Bo was a no-show. 1.1765 0.03606 153 130 19 4
7546 Even on vacation, this cell phone keeps me tethered to my work. 1.1765 0.03574 170 146 18 6
7547 Hello, Bo...can you get over here, quick 1.1765 0.04026 136 117 14 5
7548 I am finding that the higher the floor, the more wolves there are at the door. 1.1765 0.04026 136 117 14 5
7549 Not bad but they don't play well with others. 1.1765 0.03484 153 129 21 3
7550 Hello? Netflix? I believe I've pushed the wrong button while watching American Jesus. 1.1765 0.03837 153 132 15 6
7551 I'm calling the franchise "sofa Sheep." Think Goat-yoga for lazy people. 1.1765 0.03476 170 145 20 5
7552 At least this place is rent controlled 1.1761 0.03283 159 133 24 2
7553 Yes, it's become quite obvious that I mis-herd! 1.1761 0.03841 159 138 14 7
7554 Hello, Room Service? I'm afraid we're out of grass again. Could you please load the elevator just one more time and send it up to Room 517? 1.1761 0.03841 159 138 14 7
7555 I misunderstood when you said the dog was afraid of crooks. 1.1761 0.03402 159 134 22 3
7556 Hold on. We'll pick up the mail, see what's on the weather channel and be on our way. 1.1761 0.03517 159 135 20 4
7557 We’re hungry! What time is the reservation for? 1.1761 0.03944 159 139 12 8
7558 But I reserved the family suite." 1.1761 0.03736 159 137 16 6
7559 I’ve always been the black sheep in my family! 1.1761 0.03736 159 137 16 6
7560 Mhmm... mhmm... No way!! Get the flock out of here! 1.1761 0.03628 159 136 18 5
7561 Me sheepish? You're a baaaad person 1.1761 0.03517 159 135 20 4
7562 Despite appearances, these sheep shall not want. 1.1761 0.03779 142 121 17 4
7563 I just arrived in town for shearing so have your sheeple call mine to schedule a time. 1.1761 0.03645 142 120 19 3
7564 They're like a cult. They're waiting to hear the next vicious thing he says. 1.1761 0.03779 142 121 17 4
7565 Hello, Harvard - I can make you a deal on some sheepskins. 1.1761 0.03779 142 121 17 4
7566 The sheep dog led us to his apartment." 1.1761 0.03909 142 122 15 5
7567 All I can say right now is that we're having a certain kind of 'chops.' 1.1760 0.04553 125 110 8 7
7568 Baaah dude, I can't go out tonight, I have to get started making my Christmas Sweaters 1.1758 0.03434 165 140 21 4
7569 Hay, have you herd the latest ewes from Wool Street? 1.1758 0.03840 165 144 13 8
7570 I'm Mr. Big and it's called "Shepherd and the City" 1.1758 0.03324 165 139 23 3
7571 Yeah mom the interview went well. I'm pretty hopeful, they said the other candidates were pretty sheepish... 1.1758 0.03540 165 141 19 5
7572 That was before I joined the back from the land movement. 1.1758 0.03540 165 141 19 5
7573 I don't have room for a dozen goats.....anymore. 1.1758 0.03211 165 138 25 2
7574 Everyone's fine...no, I said bleating...with a "t". 1.1757 0.03801 148 127 16 5
7575 I need a wake up call for 7:30 AM sharp. 1.1757 0.03678 148 126 18 4
7576 I merely mentioned take them for some R&R by the shore, not to come back seeing themselves being shorn. 1.1757 0.03419 148 124 22 2
7577 ''you say his name is Jesus Christ? Yes I'm open,where is it? Follow the North star?....'' 1.1757 0.03920 148 128 14 6
7578 I'll bring them down once we get the first frost. 1.1756 0.03829 131 111 17 3
7579 Quit you're bleating. I'm ordering 'The Wolf of Wall Street' right now. 1.1754 0.03144 171 143 26 2
7580 I'm watching the Weather Channel now, there's still a chance it might rain. 1.1754 0.03555 171 147 18 6
7581 Gene Wilder was underrated as an actor. 1.1753 0.03464 154 130 21 3
7582 Hello, this is ewe-ber. We offer the 'sheepest' fares! 1.1753 0.03701 154 132 17 5
7583 His press conference is about to begin, and I'm ready for you to prepare a table before me in the presence of my enemies. 1.1753 0.03814 154 133 15 6
7584 It’s not my fault you were drunk when you said “Some sheep, some sheep, my kingdom for some sheep.” 1.1753 0.03584 154 131 19 4
7585 I’ll trade sheep for ore. 1.1753 0.03584 154 131 19 4
7586 Animal Control? Little Bo Peep here. The 12 sheep in my living room are not MY sheep. Send someone over quick. 1.1753 0.03074 154 127 27 0
7587 Wide Awake, and what di I do with the Sheep? 1.1753 0.03814 154 133 15 6
7588 Hello, Take me back. The time machine screwed up. There is no grass, no trees, and strange people in a thin box. 1.1753 0.03701 154 132 17 5
7589 Barking doesn’t help—go look in the park. 1.1753 0.03923 154 134 13 7
7590 Hey! I told you guys, I leave work at work! 1.1752 0.03721 137 116 18 3
7591 I know they're happy to see me, but I was hoping they'd wag their tails behind them. 1.1752 0.03721 137 116 18 3
7592 Okay, so Its the greenline north and he'll be at the holiday inn? 1.1752 0.03721 137 116 18 3
7593 I'm definitely not the good shepherd. I'm still missing 85 of 100. 1.1751 0.03283 177 150 23 4
7594 Yeah, except for all the reruns on the Sheepdog Channel, it's a pretty good gig. 1.1750 0.03496 160 136 20 4
7595 Yeah, we got kicked out again . . . they ought to just call it Blanket Meadow, or Wasted Grass Meadow . . . . 1.1750 0.03607 160 137 18 5
7596 Bo knows. 1.1750 0.03382 160 135 22 3
7597 We pride ourselves on PETA approved fibres in our knitted goods. 1.1748 0.03621 143 121 19 3
7598 This show about a man living with is goats is not very believable, huh Girls! 1.1748 0.03338 143 119 23 1
7599 Oh, I'm OK, just havin' a few friends over. 1.1747 0.03194 166 139 25 2
7600 I wonder how they got up the the elevator 1.1747 0.03306 166 140 23 3
7601 I am really struggling settling into this new urban lifestyle ... but binge-watching is great. 1.1747 0.03520 166 142 19 5
7602 Yeah, I like the Federal Government's solution to wool tariffs as well. 1.1745 0.04010 149 130 12 7
7603 Yeah, sorry, I'm taking a sabbatical. 1.1745 0.03777 149 128 16 5
7604 We got here on a NIMBY grant! 1.1745 0.03777 149 128 16 5
7605 It's true, there's like 20 Greek restaurants in SoHo alone... 1.1745 0.03655 149 127 18 4
7606 Things have gone from baah to worse. 1.1745 0.03655 149 127 18 4
7607 Hello, Mr. Shearer? This is Mary. I quit. 1.1745 0.03777 149 128 16 5
7608 I ordered your lamb crock for lunch, not your flock! 1.1744 0.03338 172 146 22 4
7609 I would like to invest $500 in wool. 1.1744 0.03234 172 145 24 3
7610 Hello room service,could you send up a little lamb? 1.1744 0.03234 172 145 24 3
7611 ... Yes? Is this Aesops Fables Animation Inc.? Yes, I'd like to complain about 'The boy who cried wolf'. My nose is NOT that big! 1.1742 0.03484 132 110 21 1
7612 Hey Bob I need the dial-in I’m WFH today 1.1742 0.03802 132 112 17 3
7613 They were all out of those sheep skin blankets so I thought I'd opt for the real thing. 1.1742 0.03646 132 111 19 2
7614 Hello Shaun? The movie you made about my life is weird, if you ask me 1.1742 0.03678 155 133 17 5
7615 I'm missing a sheep, can you look in your kitchen? 1.1742 0.03443 155 131 21 3
7616 Still no sign of their tails, but there’s a terrific view of the East River. 1.1742 0.03678 155 133 17 5
7617 We're binge-watching Black Sheep Squadron. 1.1742 0.03563 155 132 19 4
7618 I would bring them back, but they can't stand the greyhound. 1.1742 0.03443 155 131 21 3
7619 I know I'm asking for more, 'Lil Bo Peep, but I've assumed more overhead. This is my final offer, $500. per head or things are going to turn very baad. 1.1742 0.03563 155 132 19 4
7620 Most recently I'm doing research for a tv spin-off/re-imagining, "The Good Life: NYC" which is going well. We've found that the sheep absolutely love wool carpeting. 1.1742 0.03443 155 131 21 3
7621 sorry sir but i'm on break and they follow me wherever I go. I guess the wolf haunted then forever. 1.1742 0.03443 155 131 21 3
7622 No MSG in anything... we’re strictly organic. 1.1742 0.03443 155 131 21 3
7623 Baa What? Baa What? Baa What? Baa... 1.1742 0.03056 155 128 27 0
7624 I really wish my parents haven’t called me BoPeep 1.1742 0.03634 178 155 15 8
7625 Are ewe sure about that? 1.1742 0.03455 178 153 19 6
7626 Rammed. Yeah. 1.1739 0.03696 138 117 18 3
7627 Hello, Gotham Sheep Walkers? 1.1739 0.03836 138 118 16 4
7628 I've seen 'Babe' like a hundred times already. 1.1739 0.03696 138 117 18 3
7629 Bad news, Bo. Little Henry has left the building. 1.1739 0.03972 138 119 14 5
7630 Watching over his flock 1.1739 0.03398 138 115 22 1
7631 Ewe have to be kidding. 1.1739 0.03363 161 136 22 3
7632 Hello, is this Sheep Dog R-Us? 1.1739 0.03363 161 136 22 3
7633 I can't afford separate apartments in Manhattan. 1.1739 0.03363 161 136 22 3
7634 They was to watch ‘Lassie’ again. 1.1737 0.03134 190 161 25 4
7635 They could care less about Animal Planet. 1.1737 0.03396 167 142 21 4
7636 I'm beginning to prefer this to our pastoral paradise. 1.1737 0.03288 167 141 23 3
7637 I know! Amazon has taken so much space that everyone is staying at my place now. 1.1737 0.03396 167 142 21 4
7638 I'm still dreaming1 I woke up too soon 1.1736 0.03598 144 122 19 3
7639 Hey guys, it’s the concierge... he says some FBI agent in the next room is trying to get to sleep and you gotta shut the hell up... 1.1736 0.03598 144 122 19 3
7640 Yes mom, I am counting sheep but something is different here in the penthouse compared to the farmhouse. 1.1736 0.03731 144 123 17 4
7641 Oh, about two to three. 1.1736 0.03859 144 124 15 5
7642 They're all flocking to the TV. 1.1733 0.03377 150 126 22 2
7643 Little Bo Pooped-Out 1.1733 0.03507 150 127 20 3
7644 Oh, mutton much. I have city sheep in my new apartment so I want to invite ewes to take a nap with me. 1.1733 0.03377 150 126 22 2
7645 They all wanted to move on to grayer pastures. 1.1733 0.03754 150 129 16 5
7646 Hey, the code you told me that gets them to disappear isn't working. 1.1731 0.03541 156 133 19 4
7647 I don't see why 'sheeple' should be a term of abuse. 1.1731 0.03656 156 134 17 5
7648 The sheep and I have a concern, and we'll need your assurance. If we continue working for you, we'll need health insurance. 1.1731 0.03656 156 134 17 5
7649 No, Bo-Peep, you're the one who is lost. Haven't you figured out GPS yet? 1.1731 0.03541 156 133 19 4
7650 Yeah, I just wanted to let you know I’m going to be working from home today. ... No, that's okay; I’ve got a little bag of that absorbent stuff. 1.1731 0.03541 156 133 19 4
7651 Yep, found the staff. But where do you keep the sheepie-bags? 1.1729 0.03775 133 113 17 3
7652 ...it's Sheep Meadow, not Sheeps Meadow! 1.1729 0.03775 133 113 17 3
7653 They also love pumpkin spice. 1.1729 0.03621 133 112 19 2
7654 Finally got my own baachelor pad. 1.1728 0.03672 162 140 16 6
7655 Yeah, I’ve herd that before... 1.1728 0.03875 162 142 12 8
7656 Sorry boss... the metro is on strike again. 1.1728 0.03672 162 140 16 6
7657 I'm herding some colleagues to watch the game. 1.1728 0.03344 162 137 22 3
7658 I just love that President Trump is helping out the little guy. 1.1728 0.03672 162 140 16 6
7659 I’d like to report a missing person --- Mrs Black sheep 1.1728 0.03227 162 136 24 2
7660 If lamb on the hoof is at an all time high these pets are going to market. 1.1727 0.03811 139 119 16 4
7661 Yes, this is Owen. My sheep will be without a sheppard during my cruise to the Bahamas. 1.1726 0.03270 168 142 23 3
7662 THAT'S SHEPHERD/S H E P H E R D. 1.1726 0.03377 168 143 21 4
7663 My new harem is awesome, except for the carpet stains. 1.1726 0.03680 168 146 15 7
7664 The Marino wool sweater runs “a little large.” 1.1724 0.03707 145 124 17 4
7665 I said, “the missing person is a sheep herder not a head hunter.” 1.1724 0.03957 145 126 13 6
7666 There's a concert at the Sheepmeadow. 1.1724 0.03095 174 146 26 2
7667 It's easier now. They just want to watch Shep Smith on Fox. 1.1724 0.03957 145 126 13 6
7668 You can’t just leave them alone and expect them to wag their tails back home to you. 1.1724 0.03296 145 121 23 1
7669 Little Bo Peep didn’t exactly lose the sheep, silly to think him so naive; No, he’s living quite well with so many to sell especially for Christmas Eve. 1.1724 0.03498 174 150 18 6
7670 Just hanging out watching Sheep Week. 1.1724 0.03957 145 126 13 6
7671 Animal control, what the flock do I do with these sheep? 1.1722 0.03508 180 156 17 7
7672 Is this the Sheep Meadow? 1.1722 0.03135 180 152 25 3
7673 Hey! I count only ninety and nine here, Dad. What d'ya want me to do? 1.1722 0.03731 151 130 16 5
7674 Yes, let Secretary Ben Carson in, but one Black sheep is enough. 1.1722 0.03731 151 130 16 5
7675 i cant fall asleep with only ten sheep .Im a mormon. 1.1722 0.04177 151 134 8 9
7676 Safe in The City. And yes Mom, I’m still a virgin. My little lamb, however, has been quite fruitful ... 1.1722 0.03610 151 129 18 4
7677 Hello, Dogs R Us? 1.1722 0.03731 151 130 16 5
7678 Not much, just watching some ewes. 1.1722 0.03610 151 129 18 4
7679 Milk is just a squeeze away. 1.1722 0.03960 151 132 12 7
7680 It would best be described as ennui. 1.1722 0.03486 151 128 20 3
7681 I know the cleaning deposit is high but it'll pay for itself in . . . It'll never pay for itself. So, can I put you down for a v-neck. 1.1722 0.03610 151 129 18 4
7682 They miss Shaun. 1.1720 0.03521 157 134 19 4
7683 I watch television to bolster my herd mentality 1.1720 0.03635 157 135 17 5
7684 Ok!Ok! I’ll turn on the Discovery Chanel 1.1720 0.03745 157 136 15 6
7685 Hey Little Bo Peep, I've found your sheep. Wanna watch Netflix and chill? 1.1720 0.03403 157 133 21 3
7686 Is there an instruction booklet? 1.1720 0.03403 157 133 21 3
7687 Hey mom, that trick you taught me is not working. 1.1720 0.03853 157 137 13 7
7688 Ram, Cordero! Wool ewe mutton it? I'm loin out on a lamb here! Shear, ewe herd I like sheep thrills, shank ewe; butt I don't like ewe to rib me or pull my leg. Make the breast of it, keep rack, rump through the hoops & chop to it. To neck with ewe! 1.1719 0.03697 128 108 18 2
7689 Where is that damn Mary? I'm tired of baaaaaby sitting. 1.1718 0.03651 163 141 16 6
7690 I found my sheep. They’re in my rent-controlled apartment. 1.1718 0.03545 163 140 18 5
7691 Well I'm present. The sheep are present. But Bret and Jemaine aren't present. Typical. 1.1718 0.03437 163 139 20 4
7692 The HD TV is great, but I can’t get the wool out of my eyes. 1.1718 0.03753 163 142 14 7
7693 So I guess I'm the only one voting for the other guy 1.1718 0.03651 163 141 16 6
7694 I met this girl online, we went to dinner, I had the lobster bisque, ba-ba-ba, I never heard from her again. 1.1718 0.03545 163 140 18 5
7695 Hello? I'd like to return my Halloween costume. You said it would be over the top, but you didn't mention livestock. 1.1716 0.04037 134 116 13 5
7696 Netflix and chill, am I using that right? 1.1716 0.03358 169 144 21 4
7697 Not much, I'm just getting ready to make about 20 wool fleeces. 1.1716 0.03562 169 146 17 6
7698 You know what? 99 out of 100 is pretty darn good. 1.1714 0.03503 140 118 20 2
7699 Guys how long should I watch this thing before I become one you 1.1714 0.03354 140 117 22 1
7700 Wearing a wool sweater is one things, but ordering lamb chops at dinner is so ewe. 1.1714 0.03078 175 147 26 2
7701 But, really....can I count on you? 1.1713 0.03019 181 152 27 2
7702 All alone, I'm as honest as they come. But ewes bring out the crook in me. 1.1712 0.03931 146 127 13 6
7703 Could you send up a few thousand tin cans, please? 1.1712 0.04165 146 129 9 8
7704 The day hipsterism jumped the shark 1.1712 0.03553 146 124 19 3
7705 No, I didn't steal your truck. I called Uber. Just give me a raise, plus cable TV in the farm, then I will give you them back. 1.1712 0.03931 146 127 13 6
7706 This is Mr. Bo Peep. Will I do? 1.1712 0.03553 146 124 19 3
7707 Stop bugging me with the hahing I'll walk you at half time! 1.1712 0.03553 146 124 19 3
7708 So when exactly is that pasture I ordered coming? 1.1712 0.03683 146 125 17 4
7709 Hello Apple, yeah, my friends and I were wondering when the new iPhone is going to be released?" 1.1712 0.03683 146 125 17 4
7710 This thing leads sheep better than I ever could. 1.1712 0.03931 146 127 13 6
7711 Keep it down guys, so the co-op board doesn't find out. 1.1711 0.03337 152 128 22 2
7712 Easily entertained? What?! They're MILLENIALS!! I take ‘em to see Jeff Koontz’s fuschsia sheep. Baaaad! To Damien Hirst’s Lamb in Formaldehyde! Baaad! Even to the pop-up pasture in Chelsea! Baaad! ALL they want is to pose for the Haas Brothers! 1.1711 0.03823 152 132 14 6
7713 Laurance, can you come over and take my 12 sheep out for a walk? They need to pee, but I dont want to get my hair wet. 1.1711 0.03465 152 129 20 3
7714 It's the only job I could find where I could watch my shows on the job. 1.1711 0.03708 152 131 16 5
7715 Keep it down, I want to get my security deposit back. 1.1711 0.03823 152 132 14 6
7716 Hello? Gambolers Anonymous? 1.1711 0.03708 152 131 16 5
7717 Sorrry Dorothy, I won’t be coming back to Kansas until your Auntie Em promises to change the channel on the TV from Fox News. The sheep can’t take any more. 1.1711 0.03708 152 131 16 5
7718 I've got a room for poor little lambs who have lost their way,baa,baa,baa . . . . . 1.1711 0.03337 152 128 22 2
7719 Hello Lamb-Service? 1.1711 0.03823 152 132 14 6
7720 I'm not watching T.V., those are my sheep....SHEEP...I AM home. 1.1711 0.03588 152 130 18 4
7721 I turned Vegan and I didn't know what else to do. 1.1709 0.03723 158 137 15 6
7722 No, I didn't say, "Chill and Netflocks." 1.1709 0.03383 158 134 21 3
7723 grrr...where is that irresponsible Little Bo Peep??? 1.1709 0.03500 158 135 19 4
7724 Hey, guys, I was almost asleep when someone's phone went off. 1.1709 0.03500 158 135 19 4
7725 I've made it. 1.1709 0.03261 158 133 23 2
7726 You are so flocking right! 1.1707 0.03525 164 141 18 5
7727 I’ve been counting on you to handle this! 1.1707 0.03417 164 140 20 4
7728 I know you're busy with the cow. Just grab your horn and get over here, Blue! 1.1707 0.03630 164 142 16 6
7729 Wow! A lot has happened since our last vacation! 1.1707 0.03417 164 140 20 4
7730 Really, I was just watching "All Things Great and Small" 1.1706 0.03234 170 144 23 3
7731 Yeah, I'm not feeling well, so I'll be out today. I hope to be in tomorrow, though. 1.1706 0.03443 170 146 19 5
7732 I don't mind houses sitting, but only baaasic cable? 1.1706 0.03443 170 146 19 5
7733 We got an airbnb. 1.1706 0.03340 170 145 21 4
7734 They're not responding to the wolf channel. 1.1706 0.03542 170 147 17 6
7735 I'm might feel a little sheepish about asking for my security deposit back. 1.1706 0.03125 170 143 25 2
7736 No, the border collie said he didn't need to go outside for the bathroom. 1.1705 0.03671 129 109 18 2
7737 Mary you swore that wether who attended the last sleep over was fixed. 1.1705 0.04136 129 112 12 5
7738 Concierge? Can you arrange transportation for us to the Sheep Meadow? 1.1705 0.02955 176 147 28 1
7739 Wait, you said COUNTING sheep would help me sleep? 1.1705 0.03366 176 151 20 5
7740 Yes, I still thing Wall Street needs a shepherd. 1.1704 0.04009 135 117 13 5
7741 Could you pick me up? They say I'm not welcome here. 1.1702 0.03332 141 118 22 1
7742 YOU CAN ALSO RELAX BY SITTING DOWN ON GROUND 1.1702 0.03623 141 120 18 3
7743 They all have a clover allergy. 1.1702 0.03481 141 119 20 2
7744 My rod and My Sta-ah-ah-ah-aph, they comfort me. 1.1702 0.03760 141 121 16 4
7745 I found the sheep but I lost Bo peep 1.1701 0.03785 147 127 15 5
7746 Maybe for you it's counting sheep, for me it's Netflix and chill. 1.1701 0.03785 147 127 15 5
7747 I was going to make my wife a sweater for Christmas, but I think I'll give her the flock of sheep instead. 1.1701 0.03396 147 124 21 2
7748 Every time I get fleeced on Internet trading, another one shows up. 1.1701 0.03396 147 124 21 2
7749 I wonder how many I have to count to fall asleep 1.1701 0.03109 147 122 25 0
7750 Ewe have to be kidding me! This is so baaaaaad! 1.1699 0.03567 153 131 18 4
7751 I think they mistook me for Shaun 1.1699 0.03912 153 134 12 7
7752 Say, George, just how curious are you? 1.1699 0.03800 153 133 14 6
7753 So. what's ewe with you? 1.1699 0.03567 153 131 18 4
7754 The hotel was threatening to kick me out because I have a crook in the room, so they're not likely to be happy when they discover the sheep. 1.1699 0.03567 153 131 18 4
7755 I never should have tuned into Fox News. 1.1699 0.03912 153 134 12 7
7756 ‘The hotel policy permits comfort animals and whatmis more comforting than a flock of sheep?’ 1.1699 0.03685 153 132 16 5
7757 My cables out ! 1.1699 0.03444 153 130 20 3
7758 Does that come with a side order of hay and alfalfa? 1.1699 0.03317 153 129 22 2
7759 You millennials ain't jumpin like your folks did. 1.1698 0.03480 159 136 19 4
7760 In these new digs, I can definitely lose the crook. 1.1698 0.03480 159 136 19 4
7761 The doctor suggest I count sheep in order to get to sleep. 1.1698 0.03117 159 133 25 1
7762 Those sheep work better then my last sleeping pills, my naturopath was right. 1.1698 0.03701 159 138 15 6
7763 Yes, we are gentrifying it to become Flock Tower. 1.1696 0.03619 171 149 15 7
7764 I said Sheep dog, not Sushi! 1.1696 0.03322 171 146 21 4
7765 We object to your reporter's use of the term "sheeple." 1.1696 0.03217 171 145 23 3
7766 yeah it's pretty sweet but not, like, perfect? they saw me making mutton yesterday and i'm fairly certain that they're planning armed revolution. on the plus side, i'll never run out of mutton. this is a metaphor for colonialism. 1.1695 0.03534 177 154 16 7
7767 Room service, this is Mr. Wilder in Room 315... 1.1691 0.03698 136 116 17 3
7768 I think I just did "lucid dreaming" one step better. 1.1690 0.03311 142 119 22 1
7769 I'm here for the sheep herders convention, could you send up about ten litter boxes. 1.1690 0.03311 142 119 22 1
7770 You won’t believe what’s happening in Long Island City 1.1690 0.03458 142 120 20 2
7771 Bad news, Honey, the condo bylaws allow dogs. 1.1689 0.03375 148 125 21 2
7772 What was that? I may have herd you wrong. 1.1689 0.03637 148 127 17 4
7773 Shaun, calling because I was sheepish of what to do and Ewe you would know. 1.1689 0.03508 148 126 19 3
7774 Room Service? Yeah, I've finally decided. Hold the mint jelly, send up silage. 1.1689 0.03508 148 126 19 3
7775 Turns out there's still no wall and I can't have them just running loose 1.1689 0.03508 148 126 19 3
7776 ...and I'm telling YOU that there's nothing weird about it AT ALL! 1.1689 0.03761 148 128 15 5
7777 I'm bleating just fine, mom. 1.1688 0.03545 154 132 18 4
7778 They love the show, Marty. They're sending you high fives. 1.1688 0.03545 154 132 18 4
7779 No worries . Soros is going to pay for the room. 1.1688 0.03663 154 133 16 5
7780 I hope it’s Just a baaaad dream. 1.1688 0.03545 154 132 18 4
7781 'Thanks, Bo Peep, I'll fall asleep tonight for sure!" 1.1688 0.03545 154 132 18 4
7782 At least in here you’ll never have to hear me cry “wolf! 1.1688 0.03663 154 133 16 5
7783 Remember that pillow business I was talking about? You can still get in. 1.1688 0.03297 154 130 22 2
7784 I’m calling to report a sheep disturbance. 1.1688 0.03423 154 131 20 3
7785 That’s right. Five hundred buck and they come home - wagging their tails behind them. 1.1687 0.03224 160 135 23 2
7786 What was that? Sorry, I can't hear ewe. 1.1687 0.03224 160 135 23 2
7787 i need some sheep ... I mean sleep 1.1687 0.03100 160 134 25 1
7788 No, Bo-Peep is getting her hair shorn. 1.1687 0.03680 160 139 15 6
7789 I thought changing my name from Mary to Bo Peep would help get rid of them, but they've come back tenfold! 1.1687 0.03379 166 142 20 4
7790 I was just counting, I wasn't calling 1.1687 0.03589 166 144 16 6
7791 My new job is a piece of cake. 1.1687 0.03269 166 141 22 3
7792 I feel a little sheepish... but I lost count 1.1687 0.03486 166 143 18 5
7793 They call it the 21st century. It’s great I know right! 1.1687 0.03269 166 141 22 3
7794 Y'know that bet? I bl-ewe it. 1.1686 0.03406 172 148 19 5
7795 I just herd them to the nearest “Silence of the Lambs.” 1.1685 0.03330 178 153 20 5
7796 Always a good shepherd, never a great shepherd. 1.1685 0.03234 178 152 22 4
7797 We're watching the Real Sheep of New York City, yeah, just like sheep. 1.1680 0.04210 125 109 11 5
7798 Mom,which one is the Food channel?? 1.1679 0.03619 131 111 18 2
7799 I can herd you now. 1.1679 0.03955 137 119 13 5
7800 A lamb friendly hotel, and no forbs. You're serious. 1.1679 0.03673 137 117 17 3
7801 My apartment smells like ass. 1.1678 0.03712 143 123 16 4
7802 I thought it would be a tough transition at first, but this college admissions thing is kind of the same gig. 1.1678 0.03436 143 121 20 2
7803 They say she has A little lamb. I don't know if that's true. 1.1678 0.03576 143 122 18 3
7804 “I’m sitting here in my bully wool-pit, with a flock of potential new voters.” 1.1678 0.03842 143 124 14 5
7805 Something with a small yard and, perhaps, a wedding chapel. 1.1678 0.03136 143 119 24 0
7806 All the seasonal fuss has induced a b-a-a-a humbug mood . 1.1678 0.03436 143 121 20 2
7807 Hi Friends; I am counting on you.... 1.1678 0.03289 143 120 22 1
7808 Room service? Some surf and turf please. 1.1678 0.03436 143 121 20 2
7809 Make that fresh, organic greens with sheep dip on the side. 1.1678 0.03614 149 128 17 4
7810 Oh! I heard "high RISE" pasture. 1.1678 0.03857 149 130 13 6
7811 Tell Moses he picked a hell of a day to call in sick. 1.1678 0.03486 149 127 19 3
7812 Bo Peep, could you come home from Lady’s Night a little early? The kids are hungry. 1.1678 0.03973 149 131 11 7
7813 I'm a sheep herder on the 14th Floor of Trump Tower. Life is not baa-aa-aa-ad. 1.1678 0.03738 149 129 15 5
7814 Don’t know if we can do city living. 1.1678 0.03486 149 127 19 3
7815 Yeah, I just watched the Rams go down ... 1.1677 0.03403 155 132 20 3
7816 I guess its new urbanism 1.1677 0.03277 155 131 22 2
7817 Hello Freud, am I the crazy sheep man ? 1.1677 0.03325 161 137 21 3
7818 Just to be sure, I again watched this PETA video. I was right. One night a week at a motel works best. 1.1677 0.03206 161 136 23 2
7819 Hello, housekeeping? There's sheep everywhere in my apartment! 1.1677 0.03439 161 138 19 4
7820 Room service? I ordered shephard's PIE. 1.1677 0.03658 161 140 15 6
7821 Hey, Doc. So, last session you said I could beat this problem of bringing my work home with me. May I quickly clarify some specifics" 1.1677 0.03206 161 136 23 2
7822 But I ordered a flock of seagulls. 1.1677 0.03439 161 138 19 4
7823 No wolves, only corgis. 1.1677 0.03550 161 139 17 5
7824 Apparently I was the perfect person for this job. 1.1677 0.03251 167 142 22 3
7825 It’s pronounced “hoo-guh”. 1.1677 0.03466 167 144 18 5
7826 You're right. A border collie never had a chance. See you when you get back from the show. 1.1677 0.03360 167 143 20 4
7827 Some of their tails are behind them, Bo-Peep, but it’s a bloodbath in the subway. 1.1677 0.03569 167 145 16 6
7828 Coincidently, I see that Trump is taking it on the lamb. 1.1677 0.03360 167 143 20 4
7829 it brings me nearer to heaven 1.1676 0.03485 173 150 17 6
7830 The sheep are ready. Send in the knitters. 1.1676 0.03075 173 146 25 2
7831 Ma, they're makin' eye at me! 1.1676 0.03183 173 147 23 3
7832 Tell them to all come home! 1.1676 0.03387 173 149 19 5
7833 The reception's okay, but I can't hear a thing. 1.1676 0.02910 179 150 28 1
7834 Well, I’ve taken some time off to develop my sheep-sharing app... 1.1667 0.03648 138 118 17 3
7835 We just got back from Sheep Meadow and guess what's on...the Whiffenpoofs! 1.1667 0.03817 144 125 14 5
7836 Are you sure you got the right number, I'm house-sitting a flock of sheeps! 1.1667 0.03687 144 124 16 4
7837 Many a ewe has beeb herded ,but only few of ewe will be chosen. 1.1667 0.03129 156 131 24 1
7838 This was supposed to be a sheep building but a wolf just moved into the place across the hall. 1.1667 0.03196 150 126 23 1
7839 Hi, yes, IKEA? I have some complaints about your new wool sweater line. 1.1667 0.03465 150 128 19 3
7840 You want me to risk them all and go after that one lost sheep? 1.1667 0.03928 138 120 13 5
7841 We're taking a short break to watch Shaun the Sheep. 1.1667 0.03592 150 129 17 4
7842 I guess it's free floating anxiety. 1.1667 0.03592 150 129 17 4
7843 They just need some space for a little while. 1.1667 0.03466 174 151 17 6
7844 “Yeah, yeah, I herded all about it.” 1.1667 0.03166 174 148 23 3
7845 Maybe I shouldn't have used wayz. 1.1667 0.03637 162 141 15 6
7846 Could you please stop calling me the black sheep of the family? 1.1667 0.03592 150 129 17 4
7847 I'm starting to think my flock is unrepresentative. 1.1667 0.03383 156 133 20 3
7848 I hear they have 2 new uses for sheep. Meat and wool. 1.1667 0.03592 150 129 17 4
7849 Mostly, what I do is keep them out of the china closet. 1.1667 0.03306 162 138 21 3
7850 One more peep outta ya, and I'll get my staff around your neck... 1.1667 0.03549 168 146 16 6
7851 Bo Peep's Lost & Found reward was too good to pass up. 1.1667 0.03465 150 128 19 3
7852 Ok, who wants to sing the Whiffenpoof Song? 1.1667 0.03714 150 130 15 5
7853 Is Ms. Bo-Peep there? 1.1667 0.03346 138 116 21 1
7854 That's right, the flock charges double for Sunday nights. Our count comes with limitless bleat-free runs and a complimentary blanket. 1.1667 0.03530 162 140 17 5
7855 Behave and I won’t become contrary 1.1667 0.03791 138 119 15 4
7856 Hey Jacob, Ewe-VC TV is running another BOGO deal! 1.1667 0.03637 162 141 15 6
7857 Sure, it's a little less space than we are used to but I get much faster internet speeds for streaming. 1.1667 0.03503 156 134 18 4
7858 It must be my new after shave. 1.1667 0.03296 180 155 20 5
7859 Oh yeah, they LOVE city life. The get only the best hair and makeup at Radio City. 1.1667 0.03465 150 128 19 3
7860 Just Like Sheep-They All Followed Me Home 1.1667 0.03731 156 136 14 6
7861 Come over the orgy’s about to start. 1.1657 0.03279 181 156 20 5
7862 Just watching the game, waiting to see who’s going to be the goat. 1.1657 0.03149 175 149 23 3
7863 They’re reporting he was just a wolf in sheep’s clothing all along. 1.1657 0.03324 169 145 20 4
7864 Hello, Orkin? 1.1657 0.03529 169 147 16 6
7865 Airbnb, Bo Peep! Beats sleeping in the field, and this one even has Netflix! 1.1657 0.03324 169 145 20 4
7866 Bring us a bottle of your finest milk 1.1657 0.03104 169 143 24 2
7867 Just hangin'. What's up over at Cow Shed apartment? 1.1656 0.03400 163 140 19 4
7868 I can't do it all. You know the kind of sheep around me. 1.1656 0.03287 163 139 21 3
7869 So how do you know her? 1.1656 0.03170 163 138 23 2
7870 Yes, I found a way to keep them safe and I order all their food from Amazon 1.1656 0.03709 157 137 14 6
7871 You forgot to mention the pied-a-terre Lil' Bo! 1.1656 0.03313 151 128 21 2
7872 Yes, I left them alone, and yes, I know that nursery rhyme. But that only applies to Little Bo Peep. 1.1656 0.03313 151 128 21 2
7873 This was supposed to be my day off 1.1656 0.03570 151 130 17 4
7874 They said if I'd leave them alone but geez, this isn't even my pad! 1.1656 0.03691 151 131 15 5
7875 I'm watching Countryfile in surround sound. 1.1655 0.03664 145 125 16 4
7876 Somewhere Itook a wrong turn. 1.1655 0.03392 145 123 20 2
7877 I tell you, some people take the Bible too literally these days. Marcy's just left me with ninety-nine sheep and has gone out searching for the one that's lost. 1.1655 0.03792 145 126 14 5
7878 Yeah, um, looks like the sermon will have to be cancelled today. 1.1655 0.03664 145 125 16 4
7879 I think we're going to stay awhile. 1.1655 0.03765 139 120 15 4
7880 Hi, it's Bo Peep. I've found my sheep. 1.1655 0.03624 139 119 17 3
7881 Hello, Bo-Peep? I’ve got something you want... 1.1655 0.03624 139 119 17 3
7882 Have you ever tried to house-train a black sheep? 1.1655 0.04033 139 122 11 6
7883 Got your new order of Ugg Boots, straight from Australia. 1.1655 0.03624 139 119 17 3
7884 No,Mort,I'm telling' ya....I put up the banner, the whole herd and I went to the rallies, it's even my new profile pic. There's still no sign of him. 1.1654 0.03725 133 114 16 3
7885 But they want streaming pastures. 1.1654 0.04159 133 117 10 6
7886 It was my brother in law idea, he said lamb commodities were a slam dunk! 1.1654 0.03875 133 115 14 4
7887 Thanks guys but I STILL can't get to sleep and now it's time to get up! 1.1654 0.03668 127 108 17 2
7888 Had to change my profile page. ‘Shepherdess’ is needlessly gendered or something. 1.1654 0.03834 127 109 15 3
7889 Well, at least there are no wolves here! 1.1648 0.03234 176 151 21 4
7890 I was thing of just heating up the shepherd's pie if that's okay with you. 1.1647 0.03409 170 147 18 5
7891 I think I manifested the wrong dream. 1.1646 0.03268 164 140 21 3
7892 You’re telling me I traded half of my sheep for this apartment?! 1.1646 0.03152 164 139 23 2
7893 Can you pick up a pizza on your way home? 1.1646 0.03490 164 142 17 5
7894 I know he's well behaved, but I can't fit any more sheep in the elevator. 1.1646 0.03490 164 142 17 5
7895 Yeah, they herd the phone ring. 1.1646 0.03152 164 139 23 2
7896 Yep, that's what I said, they just haven't perfected GPS yet. 1.1646 0.03381 164 141 19 4
7897 Apologies for missing the Sleep Number gig. I've laid up. 1.1646 0.03381 164 141 19 4
7898 'Then i woke up in an office with this crazy get up and all these sheep milling around' 1.1646 0.03381 164 141 19 4
7899 I see what you mean about Binge Watching! 1.1646 0.03268 164 140 21 3
7900 Congrats on the agility win, Cookie, but we need you back here before sundown. 1.1646 0.03490 164 142 17 5
7901 Hi Susan, Ewe won’t believe this... 1.1646 0.03268 164 140 21 3
7902 They told me there'd be a babe in a manger, but the only thing here is a picture of a burning log. 1.1646 0.03576 158 137 16 5
7903 OK, for the last time, who is going to make me a blanket? 1.1646 0.03461 158 136 18 4
7904 No, I did not hear the angels sing; I am working from home. 1.1645 0.03668 152 132 15 5
7905 Yes darling of course, I know a thing or two about being sheepish. Just ask her out!" 1.1645 0.03293 152 129 21 2
7906 Can't we just advertise it as a Mitchell-Lamba rent controlled apartment? 1.1645 0.03548 152 131 17 4
7907 Yeah, well they're all white sheep now, and they're all going to the Big Boy who lives in the Park Ave condo. 1.1645 0.03548 152 131 17 4
7908 I keep trying to tell them that people are sheep and TV is the shepherd, but they keep following anyway 1.1645 0.03423 152 130 19 3
7909 You know this is my favorite show. How could you say it’s ba-a-a-d? 1.1644 0.03640 146 126 16 4
7910 The Lamb Lies Down on Broadway” The genesis version recaptured. 1.1644 0.03371 146 124 20 2
7911 What I said was I wanted it cooked really rare. 1.1644 0.03640 146 126 16 4
7912 Hi little Peep. This is big Bo. Got your sheep. 1.1644 0.03508 146 125 18 3
7913 sheep sitters 1.1643 0.03600 140 120 17 3
7914 Housesitting is OK, but there aren't any cable channels for sheep and the girls are tired of pizza and Chinese 1.1643 0.03454 140 119 19 2
7915 Monty Wooley sent me some of his pals. 1.1643 0.03600 140 120 17 3
7916 It really is tough away from my job while on vacation 1.1642 0.03544 134 114 18 2
7917 I can’t believe you haven’t heard. 1.1642 0.03544 134 114 18 2
7918 No kidding, biothermal is the wave of the future! 1.1642 0.03848 134 116 14 4
7919 Um... How many lambs did Mary have and why am I Mary? 1.1639 0.03245 183 158 20 5
7920 Sometimes it's nice to just netflix and chill 1.1637 0.03390 171 148 18 5
7921 Call me back before the sheep hits the fan. 1.1636 0.03575 165 144 15 6
7922 Fertility treatment is going well" 1.1635 0.03075 159 134 24 1
7923 Flock me! 1.1635 0.03323 159 136 20 3
7924 Woolly serviced apartment, sheeps 12. 1.1635 0.03441 159 137 18 4
7925 Can you recommend a good sheep park nearby? 1.1635 0.03323 159 136 20 3
7926 That's right, "partners." I'm bringing all of them in for testing too. 1.1635 0.03555 159 138 16 5
7927 Yes, a reality show! A TV show. Well, it’s kind of like Big Brother, I guess. 1.1635 0.03201 159 135 22 2
7928 Hello. I am the chairman of the Florida sheep caucas. The consensus here we would like to have a recount. 1.1635 0.03075 159 134 24 1
7929 Bo Peep speaking, how can I help you? 1.1635 0.03323 159 136 20 3
7930 IT started to rain. They asked to come in. 1.1635 0.03441 159 137 18 4
7931 Thanks for hanging out here, guys. Our WeWork pasture will be ready in a week or so. 1.1635 0.03441 159 137 18 4
7932 Bo Peep, look, again, I have no idea. 1.1635 0.03665 159 139 14 6
7933 My decorator said that my view will make it seem like I’m living in a cloud. 1.1635 0.03555 159 138 16 5
7934 A fine? For Sheep Meadow?!? 1.1635 0.03323 159 136 20 3
7935 Once again from the top. Some of you were not wagging your tails behind you on cue. 1.1635 0.03441 159 137 18 4
7936 I know, but I've had enough donkeys and elephants for a good while. 1.1635 0.03555 159 138 16 5
7937 It was easier to count sheep when the test pattern was on 1.1634 0.03139 153 129 23 1
7938 I hope Mr& Mrs. Douglas like the Green Acre farm as much as we did! 1.1633 0.03617 147 127 16 4
7939 Today I am not ABLE to herd these sheep as much as Fakenews TV Can 1.1633 0.03486 147 126 18 3
7940 I'm sorry Superintendent but the only formal warning I'll accept is a red sky in the morning. 1.1633 0.03744 147 128 14 5
7941 Well, the summer pasture really looks a lot different this year; the sheep are liking it and so am I. 1.1633 0.03617 147 127 16 4
7942 These days, there's more to protect them from than a butcher. 1.1633 0.03350 147 125 20 2
7943 Yes. It's a new breed: Penthouse ewes. Very high end. The wool doesn't shrink when you wash it. Stain resistant too. I've herded samples in for you to feel —Hey, get down from there — So, I'll stop by tomorrow? 1.1633 0.03208 147 124 22 1
7944 No,I said,"Care and repair of watches and clocks." 1.1633 0.03866 147 129 12 6
7945 Can you remind me where you keep the meadow? 1.1633 0.03617 147 127 16 4
7946 Behold, the Lamb of VOD. 1.1631 0.03576 141 121 17 3
7947 Definitely Mary, but I'm going to start counting human beings. It's almost sunrise and honestly, I believe it is less conflictive. 1.1631 0.03576 141 121 17 3
7948 So I booked this room in Trump Tower for obvious reasons, but I can't get him to come back to the other 99." 1.1630 0.02940 184 156 26 2
7949 Guys, I'm telling you that this not Boston. So it's a ballgame not a baaaa game 1.1630 0.03520 135 115 18 2
7950 Speak up, I'm getting a bit of static on the line. 1.1630 0.03520 135 115 18 2
7951 I found them in the sheep meadow 1.1630 0.03520 135 115 18 2
7952 Ha. Anyone up for some lamb chops ? 1.1630 0.03359 135 114 20 1
7953 You heard right... yes, 30 pizzas with extra forbs. No, not the magazine, the plant! 1.1629 0.02996 178 151 25 2
7954 They came home but can you come and get them. 1.1627 0.03450 166 144 17 5
7955 No, I’m not getting a dog. They’re just too expensive. 1.1627 0.03343 166 143 19 4
7956 A shep- what pie? 1.1626 0.03535 123 104 18 1
7957 Yeah, in the spring I take them to Morningside Heights. 1.1626 0.04061 123 107 12 4
7958 Matty told Hatty about a thing she saw 1.1625 0.03534 160 139 16 5
7959 Peter Pan was so overused. Bo Peep just seemed fresh. 1.1625 0.03304 160 137 20 3
7960 Hi Pete...Save you a pretty one? Consider it done, mate. 1.1625 0.03534 160 139 16 5
7961 How exactly did you get that family plan rate? 1.1625 0.03421 160 138 18 4
7962 Tell Bo Peep she better have a good explanation of why I found her crook in the same house as her "lost" sheep. 1.1625 0.03183 160 136 22 2
7963 I no longer need to go outside. Now days you lead your sheep on Instagram. 1.1623 0.03505 154 133 17 4
7964 Is this the right number for an urban sprawl emergency? 1.1623 0.03254 154 131 21 2
7965 I have always prided myself on being a leader but this is a little out of hand. 1.1623 0.03120 154 130 23 1
7966 When Mary told her insomniac husband to count sheep this is not what she meant. 1.1623 0.03381 154 132 19 3
7967 I’ll make sure to get back to you when I’m back to my meadow tomorrow morning. 1.1623 0.03381 154 132 19 3
7968 When I said find the remote control, I didn’t mean this stupid stick. 1.1623 0.03254 154 131 21 2
7969 Halkdlwndv 1.1623 0.03254 154 131 21 2
7970 I somehow got lost and am trying to find my way back home. I for sure should be there by Sunday. 1.1623 0.03624 154 134 15 5
7971 Sure, I tell my supervisor that I'm writing reports, making cold calls, and herding sheep. He doesn't know. The super's a bit po'd about the wood floors, though. 1.1622 0.03594 148 128 16 4
7972 I hate the city, I'm sure even this couch is made of em. 1.1622 0.03594 148 128 16 4
7973 Fuck it,” Bo Peep muttered to her friend. “I’m so done with this shit. Time to trash the sheep and...I don’t know...go get a curious monkey named George. 1.1622 0.03842 148 130 12 6
7974 Wanna come over and TendFlock and chill? 1.1622 0.03464 148 127 18 3
7975 ...and you wool not believe the deal I got on this room! 1.1622 0.03329 148 126 20 2
7976 Of course they are terrified of the movie, but at least they play a major role. 1.1622 0.03464 148 127 18 3
7977 Yes, I understand he’s feeling a bit sheepish. 1.1622 0.03329 148 126 20 2
7978 Can I use your HBOGO login? 1.1622 0.03464 148 127 18 3
7979 This is Little Bo, I'm at the 13th. Street Apartments , on the 13th floor with 13 sheep and I need some dip. 1.1620 0.03375 179 156 17 6
7980 Can I get 20 orders of grass and a bottle of wine sent to room Psalm 23:1? 1.1620 0.03691 142 123 15 4
7981 Where do yew keep your loom? 1.1620 0.03553 142 122 17 3
7982 How many times have told you.....1 then 2 then 3 then 4 then 5....is it really that difficult? We’ll never to get to sleep at this rate. 1.1620 0.03824 142 124 13 5
7983 You're not going to believe this new objective reality concept on the Bo-Peep channel. 1.1620 0.03824 142 124 13 5
7984 Hello, mom. Yes I found them but they insist that condo living beats that muddy pasture. 1.1620 0.03409 142 121 19 2
7985 I hope to God this is the last time Little Bo Peep appears on Oprah! 1.1618 0.03496 136 116 18 2
7986 Yeah! They're very silent. 1.1618 0.03936 136 119 12 5
7987 This is Bo. These are his peeps. Bo Knows Peeps. 1.1617 0.03214 167 143 21 3
7988 I distinctly remember hearing that "I needed to shepherd ewe into the city" 1.1617 0.03431 167 145 17 5
7989 Yo, Bo? 'leave 'em alone?' Uh, who'll scoop up the you-know-what? 1.1617 0.03324 167 144 19 4
7990 Hello, Customer Services? This is Little Bo Peep, I'm afraid there has been an error in my buyer's protection plan settlement. I only lost one sheep. 1.1617 0.03431 167 145 17 5
7991 I don't understand why we can't be together Martha. I'm hurting inside-- what do you mean that's the promblem? 1.1615 0.03165 161 137 22 2
7992 Yes hello, can you get me the sheep exterminator please. 1.1615 0.03622 161 141 14 6
7993 I brought some work home for the weekend, and now it's taking over my live. 1.1615 0.03165 161 137 22 2
7994 Honey, do you still have Rumplestiltskin's phone number? 1.1615 0.03165 161 137 22 2
7995 Ever heard of the Trojan Horse? 1.1615 0.03165 161 137 22 2
7996 Since counting us didn't work, maybe Antiques Road Show will put Bo to sleep. 1.1615 0.03514 161 140 16 5
7997 Have a feeling I'll need to switch over to shag. 1.1613 0.03361 155 133 19 3
7998 The amazing thing is that they aren't considered pets. 1.1613 0.03484 155 134 17 4
7999 What channel is the Ovine Network on? 1.1611 0.03443 149 128 18 3
8000 I can't find the guy who counted all these sheep! He must have fallen asleep somewhere. 1.1611 0.03443 149 128 18 3
8001 Yeah, it’s Mary again. You HAVE to get my cable fixed. If we sit through Little Red Riding Hood one more time, these guys are going to stampede! 1.1611 0.03443 149 128 18 3
8002 I’ve been trying to round up these Congressional sheep, but they all drank from the Trump Kool-Aid trough and are non responsive. 1.1609 0.03235 174 150 20 4
8003 Shep Smith has changed my life. 1.1608 0.03530 143 123 17 3
8004 Yeah, but getting followed home from school was fun for about a minute. Things have gotten out of hand, as you'll see, Sam. 1.1608 0.03667 143 124 15 4
8005 Yes, Pop, I do like The Outdoor Channel on cable, but I think they want to go home. 1.1608 0.03530 143 123 17 3
8006 Maybe it is time to reconsider my Mitch McConnell obsession. 1.1608 0.03530 143 123 17 3
8007 Missed the pink sky in the morning warning. 1.1607 0.03196 168 144 21 3
8008 I've had a roof garden for years. Now I'm trying my hand at a Penthouse Flock. 1.1607 0.03306 168 145 19 4
8009 Aren't you going to look for the lost one?" "This is the 21st century God, I'll stick with the 99. 1.1606 0.03909 137 120 12 5
8010 I still can't fall asleep, even after counting sheep! 1.1605 0.03382 162 140 18 4
8011 Markell West: "How much to add Animal Planet to my cable package?" Tom Potter: "Bo Peep? I think I've found your sheep." 1.1605 0.03382 162 140 18 4
8012 ...What, no worries, I'm resting in the valley of the shadow of death..." 1.1605 0.03601 162 142 14 6
8013 Will your drone deliver a case of doggie bags? 1.1603 0.03880 131 114 13 4
8014 I'm getting tired of crying Wolf of Wall Street. 1.1603 0.03341 156 134 19 3
8015 I'm digging urban. 1.1603 0.03084 156 132 23 1
8016 George Frideric? Yes, we like sheep, but not that many! 1.1603 0.03580 156 136 15 5
8017 Netflix-binged, yeah! It's the new grass-fed. 1.1602 0.03052 181 155 23 3
8018 I'll "baa" at you later. 1.1602 0.03151 181 156 21 4
8019 Guy's it's time you realize that I have moved up the corporate ladder. You need to find a new shepherd. 1.1600 0.03114 175 150 22 3
8020 I said bah, not spa. 1.1600 0.03114 175 150 22 3
8021 While by my sheep I binge-watched by night. What are you doin'? 1.1600 0.03550 150 130 16 4
8022 While shepherds watch their flocks by Netflix 1.1600 0.03421 150 129 18 3
8023 The whole city says I'm the boy who cried werewolf. 1.1600 0.03550 150 130 16 4
8024 Yes Sabrina, as I wiggled my nose, I said I was sheepish! 1.1600 0.03288 150 128 20 2
8025 How about your ovine menu? 1.1600 0.03217 175 151 20 4
8026 Sorry, I'm retired. 1.1600 0.03288 150 128 20 2
8027 I tell them reputedly to skive off so I can get some rest but all they say is “bah 1.1598 0.02949 169 143 25 1
8028 Yeah, hi. I need to lose some sheep real fast! 1.1598 0.03288 169 146 19 4
8029 Kids, shall we take the elevator or the stairs to the high pasture? 1.1597 0.03507 144 124 17 3
8030 Do you hear what I hear? How about now? 1.1597 0.03643 144 125 15 4
8031 Thanks for letting me use your place. It is not too “baaaad” at all. 1.1597 0.03507 144 124 17 3
8032 I don’t work from home every Friday! 1.1597 0.03643 144 125 15 4
8033 My farm has been foreclosed on,sheep dog eaten by a wolf, sheep shearers split. Yeah, "Happy Holidays. 1.1595 0.03473 163 142 16 5
8034 Worst ‘Netflix & chill’ ever. 1.1595 0.03685 163 144 12 7
8035 They wanted to see the moon on TV 1.1595 0.03248 163 140 20 3
8036 I'm telling you, everyone on Ravelry is doing it 1.1595 0.03362 163 141 18 4
8037 No, I'm not bleeding - they are all bleating. 1.1592 0.03321 157 135 19 3
8038 'Counting them helps to temper the inflammatory rhetoric of cable news." 1.1592 0.03196 157 134 21 2
8039 I understand Sharon but, I just never miss an episode of Bold and the Beautiful. 1.1592 0.03442 157 136 17 4
8040 After Sharknado, what did you expect? 1.1592 0.03442 157 136 17 4
8041 I think the sheep are keeping me. 1.1591 0.03699 132 114 15 3
8042 Love this gentrification thing... 1.1591 0.03699 132 114 15 3
8043 Couldn't fall asleep all night. Do I need to feed them breakfast now in the morning? 1.1591 0.03852 132 115 13 4
8044 Ewe must stop baa-thering us. 1.1591 0.03852 132 115 13 4
8045 Not Spam, Lamb, I have too much Lamb 1.1589 0.03528 151 131 16 4
8046 That's sheepwalking! Not sleepwalking. 1.1589 0.03528 151 131 16 4
8047 UGG’s 1.1589 0.03997 151 135 8 8
8048 Even sheep come with GPS these days 1.1589 0.03268 151 129 20 2
8049 Well, cell service is great here, but the sheep don't know who to follow. 1.1589 0.03130 151 128 22 1
8050 Sleep training is really getting to me, Mary. 1.1589 0.03400 151 130 18 3
8051 We're watching the Anthony Bourdain special on Basque cuisine. 1.1589 0.03528 151 131 16 4
8052 but I haven't been listed under 'Little Bo' for years! 1.1589 0.03268 151 129 20 2
8053 Jeez, Peep, you should just leave 'em alone. 1.1589 0.03528 151 131 16 4
8054 Beam us aboard 1.1588 0.03270 170 147 19 4
8055 Guten Morgen. Is this German Shepherd Rescue? 1.1588 0.03476 170 149 15 6
8056 The good thing about my heard: I qualify for farm insurance subsidies. 1.1588 0.03270 170 147 19 4
8057 'Hey, heard that a shooting happened again in California'.. 'Also, do you want to have some lamb for dinner?' 1.1588 0.03161 170 146 21 3
8058 Noting much... I was watching Chef Daniel make Barolo-braised lamb tails on the Food Network. 1.1586 0.03484 145 125 17 3
8059 I heard you, sheep 1.1586 0.03484 145 125 17 3
8060 What do you mean? I always come in and watch re-runs of 'Green Acres' in the afternoon. 1.1586 0.03344 145 124 19 2
8061 Ewe gotta see this. 1.1585 0.03229 164 141 20 3
8062 We weren't baaahd-mouthing anyone, you asked for a shepherd and his flock and that's whaaht you got! 1.1585 0.03229 164 141 20 3
8063 Yeah,I thought everyone could ewes a break. 1.1585 0.03453 164 143 16 5
8064 Not much. Got a case of the baas. 1.1583 0.03575 139 120 16 3
8065 Ya, I'm thinking Madison Square for the community pasture. 1.1583 0.03575 139 120 16 3
8066 How many shag carpets do I have to order to get free shipping? 1.1582 0.02913 158 133 25 0
8067 This Urban Farming thing might be the new trend but its a lot more effort than I baa-rgained for! 1.1582 0.03302 158 136 19 3
8068 I swear, I'm looking at the Wolf again right now! 1.1582 0.03538 158 138 15 5
8069 Waking up the sheeple has been very effective. 1.1582 0.03081 177 152 22 3
8070 You won’t believe this! 1.1579 0.03252 171 148 19 4
8071 Yeah, The Wolf of Wall Street was on. 1.1579 0.03379 152 131 18 3
8072 Not funny. I’ll figure out another wsy to get to sleep 1.1579 0.03111 152 129 22 1
8073 Wool stocks, silly, not wool socks! 1.1579 0.03111 152 129 22 1
8074 Do I ever watch Woody Allen movies? Why do you ask, Daisy? 1.1579 0.03673 133 115 15 3
8075 So I told them I'm cutting the cord and getting rid of my lano-line. 1.1579 0.03506 152 132 16 4
8076 I would like to order twenty-five Super Special Fabric Fuzz Removal Shavers, please. 1.1576 0.03198 184 160 19 5
8077 Urgent, the freight elevator to the forty ninth with ten bales. 1.1576 0.02972 165 140 24 1
8078 Shal tell little bo peep where to find them? 1.1575 0.03596 146 127 15 4
8079 I am looking at the package insert for the Ambien bottle 1.1575 0.03596 146 127 15 4
8080 Good news, Andrew Dice Clay needs me for his upcoming tour! 1.1575 0.03462 146 126 17 3
8081 I know that you want to count them as you fall asleep. But we really can't stay later than 10 p.m.. 1.1575 0.03725 146 128 13 5
8082 Hello, is this tech support? This is the boy who looks after the sheep. I need a little help here. 1.1575 0.03178 146 124 21 1
8083 You're losing them. Maybe try "enemy of the sheep?" 1.1575 0.03610 127 109 16 2
8084 Yeah, I might telecommute in the future. 1.1573 0.03167 178 154 20 4
8085 Listen, this auberge espagnole thing isn't panning out... 1.1572 0.03159 159 136 21 2
8086 No dear sir, that would be the cottage pie. 1.1572 0.03159 159 136 21 2
8087 Where the heck is the rapper Lil peep ? 1.1571 0.03830 140 123 12 5
8088 Bambi not Lambi! 1.1571 0.03404 140 120 18 2
8089 On holiday from an ancient landscape, of course." 1.1570 0.03713 121 104 15 2
8090 I swear I am being honest. I feel completely sheepish. 1.1570 0.03127 172 148 21 3
8091 Could you remind me how to turn the VR machine off, please? I have about a dozen sheep in my living room. 1.1569 0.03359 153 132 18 3
8092 Hi this is the little bopeep hot line.press 1 to leave a message for popeep. 2 for a call back. 1.1569 0.03484 153 133 16 4
8093 I came to NY to see the Thundering Herd, but I guess they're just a bunch of sheep. 1.1569 0.03484 153 133 16 4
8094 I bet New Yorker readers will write some very baaaaaa-d and over literary captions for my tale. 1.1569 0.03359 153 132 18 3
8095 Listen Up Ewes - Checkout Time is at 11:00AM Sharp. 1.1569 0.03359 153 132 18 3
8096 Revenons a nos moutons... 1.1569 0.03606 153 134 14 5
8097 No, this isn't Bo Peep and yes, I've lost a sheep. 1.1569 0.03606 153 134 14 5
8098 With my staff I shall part the traffic on Broadway and find you grass in the park. 1.1569 0.03228 153 131 20 2
8099 I said I'm working remotely, not looking for my remote. 1.1567 0.03647 134 116 15 3
8100 Everybody flocks to Brooklyn! 1.1567 0.03647 134 116 15 3
8101 Well, I'm betting the Sharks will love my all-natural sleep aid. 1.1566 0.03520 166 146 14 6
8102 Supposedly the insurance will pay for all of us. 1.1565 0.03573 147 128 15 4
8103 ...got 12 more. On pace for 2020. 1.1565 0.03701 147 129 13 5
8104 Foraging is not an option right now. 1.1565 0.03302 147 126 19 2
8105 Not bahhhhded 1.1565 0.03302 147 126 19 2
8106 I’m L’il Bo Pete the rapper. Y’all don’t wanna graze on my grass. 1.1565 0.03158 147 125 21 1
8107 Yes ... I just moved into this sheep flat ... 1.1562 0.03263 160 138 19 3
8108 We’v been trying to get fleeced in this town, but people just keep taking us in. 1.1562 0.03263 160 138 19 3
8109 You must admit, English is a funny language. I thought you said “herd the sheep” into your apartment but apparently you actually said you “heard the sheep.” 1.1562 0.03263 160 138 19 3
8110 I need to go to the bathroom 1.1562 0.03263 160 138 19 3
8111 I know it’s stll early, but I don’t think donwnsising is going to work. 1.1562 0.03382 160 139 17 4
8112 Yeah that's what he said. Bah humbug! 1.1562 0.03141 160 137 21 2
8113 No, Mary, nary a little one here. 1.1562 0.03583 128 110 16 2
8114 You should see that, it's a very nice Airbnb 1.1562 0.03714 160 142 11 7
8115 We'll lose our cruelty-free certification if I make them watch HDTV? 1.1561 0.03110 173 149 21 3
8116 Oh, I should’ve turn right when I got to Mountain Road. 1.1560 0.03381 141 121 18 2
8117 Oh, we're just watching some baaaaad TV. Ewe? 1.1560 0.03228 141 120 20 1
8118 The rent is high but the amenities are great. 1.1560 0.03381 141 121 18 2
8119 Ewe Ewe Ewe I'm in love with Ewe Ewe Ewe Ewe make all my dreams come true. I'm in love with Ewe. 1.1560 0.03228 141 120 20 1
8120 Editor Please note: This caption is for Nov 18 contest- I'm hoping you would make an exception for California time and consider: "What? Everyone's always talking about three blind mice. Maybe they'll finally start talking about one blind cat" 1.1560 0.03804 141 124 12 5
8121 I just saw your ad on tv, what is the timeshares policy regarding pets? 1.1560 0.03528 141 122 16 3
8122 Yeah I got all the sheep, but it's still saying No-Input Signal. 1.1558 0.03463 154 134 16 4
8123 I cannot sleep. I am feeling claustrophobic! 1.1557 0.03395 167 146 16 5
8124 I'm taking a sick day 1.1557 0.03060 167 143 22 2
8125 A shepherdess in Manhattan has to worry about not only a wolf in sheep's clothing but also a place to put her aching feet up! 1.1557 0.03175 167 144 20 3
8126 Anyone up for a chai latte? 1.1556 0.02929 180 154 24 2
8127 Talk about a sheepish situation... 1.1554 0.03801 148 131 11 6
8128 A portal? 1.1554 0.03801 148 131 11 6
8129 It's not that I'm unhappy, no; I just don't know where I'm going. 1.1554 0.03419 148 128 17 3
8130 Where sheep may safely binge watch. 1.1554 0.03419 148 128 17 3
8131 Finally! Saved by the city. Free from Wind Turbines. 1.1553 0.03245 161 139 19 3
8132 So apparently the office doesn't "do" Halloween costumes. 1.1553 0.03123 161 138 21 2
8133 Hmm - I must have underestimated your abilities to follow me to the big city. 1.1553 0.03245 161 139 19 3
8134 Okay, they're safe...for the moment. 1.1549 0.03359 142 122 18 2
8135 Look, I ordered Mary's "little lambs" and I'm sitting here with a bunch of sheep! 1.1549 0.03644 142 124 14 4
8136 Baa? Humbug! Fleeced again.... 1.1548 0.03442 155 135 16 4
8137 Little Bo Peep had lost her newsfeed. 1.1548 0.03190 155 133 20 2
8138 Yeah, "Come wandering sheep oh come".. 1.1548 0.03190 155 133 20 2
8139 I assure you, there is a wolf in my room. 1.1548 0.03562 155 136 14 5
8140 Hey! Herd! Listen up! You guys want to be part of a Bob Newhart bit? 1.1548 0.03678 155 137 12 6
8141 Wake Up, Little Boy Blue! 1.1548 0.03442 155 135 16 4
8142 Mother, I really don't think I should have accepted Big Bo's invitation to visit for the holidays, ! 1.1548 0.03055 155 132 22 1
8143 Take my word for it; the keypad needs to be higher. 1.1544 0.03597 136 118 15 3
8144 No! I said after Kimmel 1.1544 0.03746 136 119 13 4
8145 I think he still cares, but Fox News could definitely be a threat. 1.1544 0.03528 149 130 15 4
8146 Quite sorry old man, I'm afraid you've caught me fucking high. 1.1544 0.03528 149 130 15 4
8147 I prefer to shepherd with creature comforts 1.1544 0.03397 149 129 17 3
8148 You don’t have to be so sarcastic. You were the one that suggested Waze. 1.1544 0.03397 149 129 17 3
8149 Damn it! I don’t know where Mary went. Last time I saw her was with a guy named Donald who said he’d let her sleep in a big bed in a big White House that slaves built! 1.1544 0.03397 149 129 17 3
8150 The Lord is my Shepard...but I still binge-watch my favorite shows! 1.1544 0.03397 149 129 17 3
8151 I've tried, but I just can't get away. 1.1543 0.03105 162 139 21 2
8152 The free haircut promotion is going surprisingly well. 1.1543 0.02979 162 138 23 1
8153 Yeah, I got the room on Sheephotels.com 1.1543 0.03226 162 140 19 3
8154 Room service? Can you send room 222 a bale of hay? 1.1543 0.03226 162 140 19 3
8155 Do you deliver organic alfalfa cubes? 1.1543 0.03343 162 141 17 4
8156 Actually, I called about ordering your dozen lambskin condom minimum. 1.1543 0.03455 162 142 15 5
8157 If they can do fake news, I'm selling fake fur. 1.1543 0.03455 162 142 15 5
8158 modern life really isn't that bad 1.1543 0.03226 162 140 19 3
8159 PornHub VR. You? 1.1543 0.03343 162 141 17 4
8160 Yeah, as vegan as it gets! 1.1543 0.03105 162 139 21 2
8161 I have always wanted to be a lamb but am offering you a rack of lamb for dinner. 1.1538 0.03251 169 147 18 4
8162 Ever since we moved to the city, we've had a baa-fling problem. 1.1538 0.03140 169 146 20 3
8163 Twenty nine niner, abort, I think the Wolf is on to us. 1.1538 0.03337 143 123 18 2
8164 Duuude, this AR sheepherding is off the hook! 1.1538 0.03754 143 126 12 5
8165 It's now Little Bo-Pip as I've recently found the sheep and myself. 1.1538 0.03697 130 113 14 3
8166 No, I 'm not German; why would you ask? 1.1538 0.03754 143 126 12 5
8167 The black sheep is couchsurfing. 1.1538 0.03140 169 146 20 3
8168 They aren't pets! 1.1538 0.03337 143 123 18 2
8169 So you’re saying I should cut back on my screen time? 1.1538 0.03532 130 112 16 2
8170 They’re flocking to the holiday-themed shows this year. 1.1538 0.03422 156 136 16 4
8171 The landlord said a dozen sheep is too many for this apartment and the smell is baaaaad so I guess I have to agree with him. Would you like six sheep? 1.1538 0.03298 156 135 18 3
8172 CNN? BoBeep speaking here--guess what?? My sheep finally found me! 1.1538 0.03298 156 135 18 3
8173 No, the cable is really out this time. 1.1538 0.03883 143 127 10 6
8174 When the boss calls on a Saturday. 1.1538 0.03251 169 147 18 4
8175 Out here, it’s better to be seen. 1.1538 0.03540 156 137 14 5
8176 I’ll be there tomorrow. But my car is in baaad shape. 1.1538 0.03037 156 133 22 1
8177 You should rake in here 1.1534 0.03165 176 153 19 4
8178 I’m telling you; They’re all just sheep here! 1.1534 0.03061 176 152 21 3
8179 Some crap about “Tragedy of the Commons” 1.1534 0.03165 176 153 19 4
8180 No, not marijuana. 1.1534 0.03323 163 142 17 4
8181 Yes, I took your advice about my insomnia..... I started counting my sheep, but they make so much noise with their constant ba-a-a-ah, ba-a-a-ah, ba-a-a-ah - that I cannot fall asleep 1.1534 0.03207 163 141 19 3
8182 Jesus doesn't have to be the only sheperd. 1.1534 0.03207 163 141 19 3
8183 Room service? Let's do a deal. You get 200 pounds of sheep manure and I get 200 pounds of the clover mix! 1.1534 0.03323 163 142 17 4
8184 I've been trying to count sheep but it's been making my insomnia a lot worse. 1.1534 0.03323 163 142 17 4
8185 Worst shepherd ever. Finds 'high ground' via AirBnB 1.1534 0.03544 163 144 13 6
8186 No No ...SHEEP Meadow ! 1.1534 0.03087 163 140 21 2
8187 What do you mean Lyft drivers do not drive trucks? 1.1533 0.03376 150 130 17 3
8188 Wrong room, guys. 1.1533 0.03376 150 130 17 3
8189 Guess what, "Little Bo" , I found hem watching TV at The Ritz. 1.1533 0.03506 150 131 15 4
8190 You can take the man from the sheep pasture... 1.1533 0.03241 150 129 19 2
8191 Wait a second, honey - you really think I'm sheepish? 1.1533 0.03241 150 129 19 2
8192 Well, long story. I’m actually at AirBahnBah.... Leslie Hardin Summit, New Jersey 1.1533 0.03631 150 132 13 5
8193 Bennie the border collie is on a bender in NYC and I don’t know how to work this gosh darn GPS thing. Thank god they’ve got FIOS. 1.1533 0.03419 137 118 17 2
8194 I think you are trying to pull the wool over my eyes. 1.1532 0.03806 124 108 13 3
8195 We're just chillin', Mary. So what're you and the lamb up to this Shearling Appreciation Day 1.1529 0.03339 170 149 16 5
8196 Ok, maybe it was too much of a spur-of-the-moment decision on that luxury high rise condo advertisement 1.1529 0.02892 170 145 24 1
8197 Netflix and chenille? 1.1529 0.03123 170 147 20 3
8198 Dr. Freundenberg recommended a scenery change to revitalize their energy. 1.1529 0.03152 157 135 20 2
8199 Somehow "little lamb, her rug was brown with poop" doesnt have the same ring. 1.1529 0.03279 157 136 18 3
8200 They're trying to fall to sleep right now?! It's just getting good. 1.1529 0.03020 157 134 22 1
8201 Then I got this text ad, where ‘asleep may safely laze.’ 1.1529 0.03279 157 136 18 3
8202 'I'm going to have to call you back' 1.1529 0.03279 157 136 18 3
8203 Yeah, he put us up in one of his hotels. Said he wanted to talk forest management with goats. 1.1529 0.03279 157 136 18 3
8204 Yeah, you feel everyone's about to break out their woolies. 1.1529 0.03401 157 137 16 4
8205 Hey! I need hay! 1.1528 0.03597 144 126 14 4
8206 Guess what I just overheard ! 1.1527 0.03671 131 114 14 3
8207 Nah, I'm just going to Netflix and drill tonight. 1.1525 0.03045 177 153 21 3
8208 I have been counting sheep but still haven't been able to sleep. 1.1524 0.03304 164 143 17 4
8209 I don't see the benefit of keeping them outdoors. 1.1524 0.03189 164 142 19 3
8210 The costume hasn't convinced them, my mint jelly is missing. 1.1523 0.03484 151 132 15 4
8211 Farm Sanctuary have I got a flock of a deal for you 1.1523 0.02934 151 128 23 0
8212 Sheep-Dog gave up! Send new one NOW. 1.1523 0.03484 151 132 15 4
8213 No, I’m not ‘baaaad’. I’m outsourced and this is as close as I could come to the highlands. 1.1523 0.03221 151 130 19 2
8214 My 2 am cancelled, so I decided to bring the sheep into the city instead. 1.1523 0.03355 151 131 17 3
8215 I hope they take a nap after lunch... Don't forget to bring the milk and we need more greens, I thought 20Kg? 1.1523 0.03484 151 132 15 4
8216 No, I found them. They were all just watching 24-hour cable news. Yeah, I know I should have checked here first. 1.1523 0.03355 151 131 17 3
8217 Yeah Curly, put the fleece on the Rams to win. 1.1519 0.03259 158 137 18 3
8218 No, but does your store take wool as payment? 1.1519 0.03259 158 137 18 3
8219 We're watching Fox, you know, the Sheeple channel. 1.1519 0.03259 158 137 18 3
8220 You say you're the Yale University police. 1.1519 0.03498 158 139 14 5
8221 What's up with the sheep and my cane? 1.1519 0.03259 158 137 18 3
8222 I told you already...When the Lyft comes we can all return to the meadow. 1.1519 0.03259 158 137 18 3
8223 Striking the modern shepherd look 1.1519 0.03381 158 138 16 4
8224 Look, I can't wait for Bo Peep to show up, I have work to do! 1.1519 0.03381 158 138 16 4
8225 Is this the Super? I’d like to report a stampede in 29B.” 1.1517 0.03294 145 125 18 2
8226 Okay everyone get ready to watch the baaaaaa channel 1.1517 0.03294 145 125 18 2
8227 I'm not sure how I could do this job without my sheep walker... 1.1517 0.03705 145 128 12 5
8228 I won't be in today. I have a baa-d headache. 1.1517 0.03437 145 126 16 3
8229 You got Bo Peep - go! 1.1517 0.03029 178 154 21 3
8230 Holy sheep, city life is not going well. 1.1517 0.03029 178 154 21 3
8231 Oh Ya, we are at coffee break! 1.1515 0.03286 165 144 17 4
8232 Yes, we're all here...where is here? 1.1515 0.03503 165 146 13 6
8233 Oh we like sheep have gone astray! 1.1515 0.03052 165 142 21 2
8234 I really shouldn't shop online when I can't sleep. I just did not need a new TV. Yeah it's nice but, so was the old one. A little beat up but it worked fine. Actually can I call you back in a minute? I'm about to take my dozen sheep out for a walk. 1.1513 0.03334 152 132 17 3
8235 Since when do sheep come home to roost? 1.1513 0.03463 152 133 15 4
8236 I just want to Netflix and sheep 1.1513 0.03201 152 131 19 2
8237 Sweet. Bleet. The thought is the same, honey. 1.1513 0.03334 152 132 17 3
8238 Listen Bo, they'll buy that you lost them, but removing their tails is just cruel and unusual 1.1513 0.03334 152 132 17 3
8239 I went shopping for lamb chops at Sam’s Club! 1.1512 0.03403 172 152 14 6
8240 Me? Baaa-sking in paradise. 1.1511 0.03373 139 120 17 2
8241 Well, I think I have the solution to binge watching Game of Thrones. 1.1511 0.03524 139 121 15 3
8242 ...look, I just remember the rabbi's not supporting that... 1.1509 0.03240 159 138 18 3
8243 I found them in the Apple store. 1.1509 0.03361 159 139 16 4
8244 I really only signed up for one little lamb. 1.1509 0.03477 159 140 14 5
8245 Yep, we're ready to flock and roll... 1.1509 0.03115 159 137 20 2
8246 1 sheep, 2 sheep, 3 sheep, I can’t fall asleep sheep 1.1509 0.03240 159 138 18 3
8247 The old 'Lassie's are good, but the carpet is wool. 1.1508 0.03116 179 156 19 4
8248 Here's looking at you , kid. 1.1507 0.03273 146 126 18 2
8249 ...so sheep may safely graze? 1.1507 0.03550 146 128 14 4
8250 I'm sorry, I'm not that urban cowboy. 1.1507 0.03415 146 127 16 3
8251 Noise complaints? I herd sheep last all day too. 1.1507 0.03415 146 127 16 3
8252 Yes I’d like to order twenty pizzas 1.1507 0.03415 146 127 16 3
8253 They were bleating for some fitted sheets and room service, sir. 1.1507 0.03550 146 128 14 4
8254 Well, the bloody vacuum cleaner is broken and I’m sick of lamb chops. 1.1506 0.03035 166 143 21 2
8255 Blah, blah white sheep... 1.1506 0.03153 166 144 19 3
8256 Yeah, we think we can meet the D.C. demand for eye pullovers! 1.1506 0.03267 166 145 17 4
8257 Yup, we've been hired for a new avant garde opera. It's a sleeper hit. 1.1506 0.03267 166 145 17 4
8258 I ordered a shelve lamp, not twelve lambs! 1.1506 0.03587 166 148 11 7
8259 Bo-Peep Press? I'd like to cancel my ad for a dozen missing sheep. 1.1503 0.03182 153 132 19 2
8260 Don't forget to water the plants while I'm gone. 1.1503 0.03441 153 134 15 4
8261 You may not safely graze 1.1503 0.03314 153 133 17 3
8262 I sais baa, not bye 1.1503 0.03182 153 132 19 2
8263 Hello, Uggs? Need any fleece? 1.1503 0.03314 153 133 17 3
8264 I need Viagra....lots of it 1.1503 0.03671 173 156 8 9
8265 Yes Mr. President...I have parten all these sheeps...they will not be eating for Thanksgiven. 1.1503 0.03180 173 151 18 4
8266 It's Christmas, DAMMIT! I said "Bah Humbug, NOT Baaa humbug!" 1.1500 0.03097 160 138 20 2
8267 Little Bo-Peep just needs a minute, okay? 1.1500 0.03221 160 139 18 3
8268 Siri, message Bo Peep and tell her the flock is at the pied-a-terre! 1.1500 0.03341 160 140 16 4
8269 You know, the family that flocks together ... 1.1500 0.03097 160 138 20 2
8270 Sonnies? Naw, that place got a great review in Sunday's paper. All the sheep will be there. 1.1500 0.03457 160 141 14 5
8271 I'm watching Bo Peeps herd while she rounds up the runners. 1.1500 0.03097 160 138 20 2
8272 The herd was getting hungry so I brought them home to watch some Gardening by the Yard. 1.1500 0.03097 160 138 20 2
8273 Yes I found a shelter....yes with all of them....I don't know about the pro-capita 1.1500 0.03097 160 138 20 2
8274 Have you herd?" "Yeah, I can't believe it. I'm watching the news right now 1.1500 0.03221 160 139 18 3
8275 No, we are just sitting around watching some ewe tunes. 1.1500 0.03097 160 138 20 2
8276 Sheep dip? No problem. 1.1500 0.03457 160 141 14 5
8277 Been couch surfing since I broke up with Suzy 1.1500 0.03645 140 123 13 4
8278 I’m feeling sheepish about getting this lost 1.1500 0.03501 140 122 15 3
8279 True, but the haystack doesn't have a loyalty program. 1.1497 0.03249 167 146 17 4
8280 If they can’t dial back their ‘BAAAAA Humbugs,’ they have to go. 1.1497 0.03358 167 147 15 5
8281 Yup, they gave me a PENTHOUSE so they could build their factories. 1.1497 0.03657 147 130 12 5
8282 Urbanization isn't so bad after all. submitted by Fred Kanter Greenbrae, Ca fkanter@financialguide.com 1.1497 0.03393 147 128 16 3
8283 Hullo…hullo…is that Little Bo Peep…? 1.1497 0.03904 147 132 8 7
8284 -Hello 911. Can you help me round 18 sheeps? -Sure. 20! 1.1497 0.03528 147 129 14 4
8285 Turns out I’m in an un-co-op.” 1.1494 0.03025 154 132 21 1
8286 The millennials now insist that they Netflix and chill. 1.1494 0.03162 154 133 19 2
8287 They did tell me the Border Collie was from Brooklyn! 1.1494 0.03294 154 134 17 3
8288 I heard they were showing the latest collection of Crooks on Fox News! 1.1494 0.03774 154 138 9 7
8289 I can only share my account with four sheeple? 1.1494 0.03294 154 134 17 3
8290 I bought all these sheep to count, and I still can't fall asleep! 1.1494 0.03420 154 135 15 4
8291 Have you thought of the using the location services feature on your phone? 1.1494 0.03660 154 137 11 6
8292 The sheep watch themselves, but the TV... 1.1492 0.03369 181 161 13 7
8293 Being a sheaperd in the city is not as bad as you might think. 1.1491 0.03203 161 140 18 3
8294 Oh I am hanging out with gang just waiting for Peter and the Wolf to come on 1.1491 0.03079 161 139 20 2
8295 Ever since the accident I’ve been in total flock 1.1491 0.03437 161 142 14 5
8296 ...love thee? Let me count the ewes. 1.1491 0.03437 161 142 14 5
8297 Yes, it's warm, but not quite as white as snow. 1.1491 0.03203 161 140 18 3
8298 I'm feeling shleepy. 1.1491 0.03322 161 141 16 4
8299 They are not allowed to ask questions. 1.1489 0.03173 141 121 19 1
8300 There must be something wrong with their GPS 1.1489 0.03009 141 120 21 0
8301 No, no no. I said I'm in MUTTON, not Manhattan. MUTTON. 1.1489 0.03329 141 122 17 2
8302 Yeah, didn't work! Ended up counting all the legs while listening to "Aura." 1.1489 0.03102 188 165 18 5
8303 I guess i’m supposed to wait for night time before counting sheep 1.1489 0.03173 141 121 19 1
8304 yes, hay, and for God’s sake no mutton 1.1488 0.03339 168 148 15 5
8305 I’m actually ticking a few boxes, as it were, mentoring, animal welfare, oh and air B and B.... 1.1486 0.03371 148 129 16 3
8306 He decided not to sleep and went to Macy's. 1.1486 0.03232 148 128 18 2
8307 'gotta admit, this is a truly annoying "alternate sentence". 1.1486 0.03505 148 130 14 4
8308 Yes, I'd like to order one large farm with extra farm please. -Dairy farm. No no no, pig! And poultry on half. 1.1486 0.03371 148 129 16 3
8309 Am ready to run for President! 1.1486 0.03505 148 130 14 4
8310 Hello ‘Room Service ‘. Could you please send up a wool robe? 1.1486 0.03505 148 130 14 4
8311 I thought 'no sheep' was metaphorical. 1.1486 0.03505 148 130 14 4
8312 I am trying to watch TV, not sleep. 1.1486 0.03232 148 128 18 2
8313 Little Bo Peep” is just my cyberself 1.1486 0.03232 148 128 18 2
8314 These sheep are a scam! 1.1486 0.02815 175 150 24 1
8315 I keep the sound off, I heard enough. 1.1486 0.03040 175 152 20 3
8316 Disengage that GPS. It’s my day off! 1.1486 0.03040 175 152 20 3
8317 Little Bo just left with some goats. She will be back for you. 1.1486 0.02815 175 150 24 1
8318 22 sheep for the price of 21? Well, in that case... 1.1484 0.03007 155 133 21 1
8319 The black coat is making them patronize me, Ma. 1.1484 0.03007 155 133 21 1
8320 I've rounded them up but we have to get them home. Get me Roger Stone. 1.1484 0.03521 155 137 13 5
8321 The audience for these T V commercials is dumbfounded! 1.1484 0.03143 155 134 19 2
8322 I'm watching the flock but the cable is out. 1.1484 0.03143 155 134 19 2
8323 Do you serve lamb from your Kids Menu? 1.1481 0.03184 162 141 18 3
8324 Im just chillin' 1.1481 0.03527 162 144 12 6
8325 Counting them did work. And with all the bleating I don't know how you expected me to sleep a wink. 1.1481 0.03569 135 118 14 3
8326 what, no pudding? 1.1481 0.03184 162 141 18 3
8327 The new season line-up is not so baaaad. 1.1481 0.02933 162 139 22 1
8328 Come flock on over. 1.1481 0.03410 135 117 16 2
8329 She moved to the city for the dating scene but keeps getting flock-blocked 1.1481 0.02933 162 139 22 1
8330 Yo, can I get one large ‘roni and fourteen with Alfalfa? 1.1481 0.03302 162 142 16 4
8331 Yes, this is "Follows Like a Sheep" escorts. 1.1481 0.03417 162 143 14 5
8332 Sorry to cancel, I’m just too tired. Yes, they’re all accounted for. 1.1481 0.03061 162 140 20 2
8333 This is life now: Overherd in New York. 1.1479 0.03455 142 124 15 3
8334 Recommended Video: How to drive sheep in modern times 1.1479 0.03307 142 123 17 2
8335 Yeah, they finally came home, but wool always makes me so itchy. By the way, do you know where I can buy mint jelly in bulk? 1.1479 0.03596 142 125 13 4
8336 If you paid $20 more, you’d get unlimited RAM. No more lamb lime for me. 1.1479 0.03455 142 124 15 3
8337 ...yes, the crock is great, but do you do free returns on the sheep? 1.1479 0.03596 142 125 13 4
8338 Count your blessings instead of sheep 1.1477 0.03330 176 156 14 6
8339 I'll tell you, sheep, It's not like we're trying to pull the wool over anyone's eyes, but we truly need to keep this a secret. 1.1477 0.02916 149 127 22 0
8340 Yeah I am watching the news! I am soo tired of these ‘Climate Change Deniers’ trying to tell me that industrialized society is not destroying traditional livilhoods! 1.1477 0.03350 149 130 16 3
8341 Striking oil is what really made a difference. 1.1477 0.03611 149 132 12 5
8342 I'd like to order three dozen corn stack burgers! 1.1472 0.02784 163 139 24 0
8343 Netflix-and-chilling is really just flocking. 1.1472 0.03283 163 143 16 4
8344 They just couldn't stand it back in Manhattan 1.1472 0.03044 163 141 20 2
8345 In this world there are only 2 types of people: sheep and shepherds. I personally choose neither. 1.1472 0.03283 163 143 16 4
8346 Off Duty 1.1472 0.03283 163 143 16 4
8347 At least one of them should win the H-1B lottery. 1.1472 0.03166 163 142 18 3
8348 " City slicker grazing is clearly going to be a bit of a challenge..." 1.1472 0.03166 163 142 18 3
8349 I can't believe this - a television reporter is calling Amazon customers sheep - because they buy whatever Amazon tells them to. 1.1472 0.03283 163 143 16 4
8350 You up for an evening of Netflix and shear? 1.1471 0.03195 170 149 17 4
8351 YAH, MARY, HE’S HERE. HE SAID HE NEEDED A BREAK. 1.1471 0.03195 170 149 17 4
8352 No thanks, we just ate. 1.1471 0.03084 170 148 19 3
8353 Sir, can you tell me how many guest are staying with you without you falling asleep? 1.1471 0.03544 136 119 14 3
8354 Are you sure you saw her with Henry ?! 1.1469 0.02786 177 152 24 1
8355 I just wanted to be alone with my cane. 1.1469 0.03132 143 123 19 1
8356 After he got Netflix, he just stopped giving a flock! 1.1469 0.03708 143 127 11 5
8357 I made the mistake of telling everyone at work about my last Air BnB experience. 1.1469 0.03132 143 123 19 1
8358 A lid? No, I need a yard! 1.1467 0.03461 150 132 14 4
8359 What do you mean Uber won't hire me? 1.1467 0.03329 150 131 16 3
8360 Yes, I found the litter box.. 1.1467 0.03049 150 129 20 1
8361 Starting tomorrow we'll be at Wework. 1.1467 0.03461 150 132 14 4
8362 Yes, you have reached the correct number-- I'm now taking orders for sweaters! Jeffrey Manly Toronto, On. 1.1467 0.03461 150 132 14 4
8363 Sit still. You're keeping me awake. 1.1466 0.03921 116 102 11 3
8364 'My doctor told me to.count sheep if i wanted to go to sleep ' E 1.1465 0.03106 157 136 19 2
8365 I’m in Little Bo Peep’s room now but I don’t see any sign of her… 1.1465 0.03359 157 138 15 4
8366 Oh sheep. Are you seeing this? They're saying wool is going out of style. 1.1465 0.03359 157 138 15 4
8367 Yes, this is the vegan restaurant? What´s your best offer on grass? 1.1465 0.03235 157 137 17 3
8368 What's warmer than wool? 1.1465 0.03106 157 136 19 2
8369 Okay Doc, I’ve counted twelve sheep! How in the world is this supposed to help me sleep?! 1.1463 0.03264 164 144 16 4
8370 Little BoPeep , I've found your sheep, wagging their tails behind them but I don't know how to send them. 1.1463 0.03377 164 145 14 5
8371 Like la.. er, something to the slaughter you say. 1.1463 0.03264 164 144 16 4
8372 Gotta run; that's my Little Bo Beep. 1.1463 0.03148 164 143 18 3
8373 Can I install a GPS right now! 1.1462 0.03284 171 151 15 5
8374 You took the word right out of my mouth. 1.1462 0.03177 171 150 17 4
8375 They follow me home all right, but have something else in mind. 1.1461 0.03096 178 156 18 4
8376 I’ve got to go now; Dolly23 is about to soil the sofa. 1.1460 0.03364 137 119 16 2
8377 I've got them watching Seinfeld; I'm not taking any more crap from the Shepherd's union. 1.1460 0.03200 137 118 18 1
8378 just call me bo baaaaa peep 1.1460 0.03200 137 118 18 1
8379 It turns out there's actually something to this manifestation thing. 1.1458 0.03264 144 125 17 2
8380 So you're telling me the guy has 56 million followers 1.1458 0.03112 144 124 19 1
8381 I know I'm the Peep and I shouldn't be surrounded by sheep but they are watching something on TV about meat. 1.1457 0.03030 151 130 20 1
8382 I come home to take a nap and my nappies follow me. 1.1457 0.03172 151 131 18 2
8383 The realtor told me the apartment came with grazing pastures. 1.1457 0.03309 151 132 16 3
8384 What are all these sheep doing here? 1.1457 0.03030 151 130 20 1
8385 911...Please rescue me. Ewe, ewe, ewe.. I'm surrounded by Ewes! 1.1456 0.03088 158 137 19 2
8386 Yeah, I know nylon doesn't shrink, but ... 1.1456 0.03088 158 137 19 2
8387 Bah, bah, bah, bah. Ok, I’m coming. 1.1456 0.03088 158 137 19 2
8388 1800 - Counting Sheeps R Us" 1.1455 0.03246 165 145 16 4
8389 What's the problem with herding my flock of disciples in this apartment? 1.1455 0.03130 165 144 18 3
8390 Counting this many sheep doesn’t help! 1.1455 0.03246 165 145 16 4
8391 The new problem is I can 1.1453 0.03266 172 152 15 5
8392 There they go talking about us sheeple again... 1.1450 0.03448 131 114 15 2
8393 You bow, I’ll peep 1.1450 0.03448 131 114 15 2
8394 Is the grass yet begin to grow? 1.1449 0.03341 138 120 16 2
8395 I am waiting til dark to lamb it out of here. 1.1449 0.03008 138 118 20 0
8396 Yeah, the urban base has shrunk pretty much everywhere. 1.1448 0.03526 145 128 13 4
8397 Well, you know. A busman's holiday. 1.1448 0.03243 145 126 17 2
8398 It's a relentless, repetitive process. But Fox News is on 24/7, And by golly they are learning to fear Nature. 1.1448 0.03243 145 126 17 2
8399 Mom, I said Johhny's into "ships and stuff". 1.1447 0.03070 159 138 19 2
8400 I'd like to add you to my LinkedIn network 1.1445 0.03248 173 153 15 5
8401 Do you mind moving over, we can't see over here 1.1445 0.02921 173 150 21 2
8402 I said I'm calling about the ewe tube not the boob tube. 1.1439 0.03746 132 117 11 4
8403 Netflix and Bleat 1.1439 0.03897 132 118 9 5
8404 What am I going to with myself? I don't want to turn into a sheep. 1.1439 0.03472 139 122 14 3
8405 heard that 1.1438 0.03072 146 126 19 1
8406 Hi, Abigail, want to come over and flock around? 1.1438 0.03366 146 128 15 3
8407 If he asks where I am, tell him that I'm out looking for my lost sheep. 1.1438 0.02914 146 125 21 0
8408 I know I said “jolly jumbuck” but this is ridiculous. 1.1438 0.03222 146 127 17 2
8409 They begged me to let them see the "Baa-Baa Black Sheep Show". 1.1438 0.03072 146 126 19 1
8410 The cost of wool has just gone up another three percent. 1.1438 0.03072 146 126 19 1
8411 See guys - I told you those union dues would off! 1.1438 0.03366 146 128 15 3
8412 1,000 Sq ft. my "SHEEP" ! No way this apartment is more than 800. 1.1438 0.03268 153 134 16 3
8413 I’m calling for an RMA. I ordered a cane, not a Shepherd’s crook. 1.1438 0.02993 153 132 20 1
8414 Hi, I'd like to book an UberSHEAR for 12 1.1438 0.03268 153 134 16 3
8415 An order of a dozen organic green salads for mm bleating flock. 1.1438 0.03299 160 141 15 4
8416 watching his urban flock by night 1.1438 0.03178 160 140 17 3
8417 The goats, donkeys and horses choose not to come, so I don't know what the problem is . . . . .the lunch will occur as usual. 1.1438 0.02920 160 138 21 1
8418 Me and my flock got laid off last week, so I thought we would check out that service, Airbnb, and visit that place everyone calls, "The Big Apple." 1.1438 0.03052 160 139 19 2
8419 Let me tell ya, my roommates are really sheep. 1.1429 0.03376 154 136 14 4
8420 It's an airbnb with wifi. 1.1429 0.03399 133 116 15 2
8421 No, we're not permitted to enter Sheep Meadow! 1.1429 0.02903 161 139 21 1
8422 I decided to be a sheep herder to help with insomnia! 1.1429 0.03191 168 148 16 4
8423 Chez Peep - Manhattan 1.1429 0.03191 168 148 16 4
8424 Hello, you sent the wrong parcel to me 1.1429 0.03115 154 134 18 2
8425 This happens to me every year on March 31st. 1.1429 0.03115 154 134 18 2
8426 Hey, man, you're gonna have to speak up. I've got bad re-sheep-tion here. 1.1429 0.03594 140 124 12 4
8427 Yes, I stood right in the middle of Broadway and not one damn lamb layer down 1.1429 0.03191 168 148 16 4
8428 It’s a 2 month wait to count them while going to bed 1.1429 0.02903 161 139 21 1
8429 I don't feel at all sheepish about moving my flock to the city. 1.1429 0.03280 161 142 15 4
8430 Yes I herded them all into the penthouse, and in just one elevator trip! 1.1429 0.03637 119 104 13 2
8431 Trust me Ted, my mom is a virgin 1.1429 0.03344 147 129 15 3
8432 No, I haven't seen the turkey. Now please let me start counting while this tryptophan kicks in. 1.1429 0.03202 147 128 17 2
8433 Baa! 1.1429 0.03159 161 141 17 3
8434 Reservation for 129, please. 1.1429 0.03248 154 135 16 3
8435 We're so disappointed, my flock and I haves been so looking forward to the new series; Great Sheeps of History and now your service is down. 1.1429 0.03191 168 148 16 4
8436 Counting sheep cuts down my bingeing tendencies. 1.1429 0.03296 140 122 16 2
8437 Front desk? This is Farmer MacDonald. I said “Executive” NOT “ExecEWEtive.” 1.1420 0.03092 176 155 17 4
8438 All I want is delivery. 1.1420 0.03060 169 148 18 3
8439 I'm just not feeling the Sheep Meadow today. Where else? 1.1420 0.03060 169 148 18 3
8440 Yeah, hi, I’ve just seen your advertisment. The one on the television, and I’m very interested in your offer. 1.1420 0.03388 169 151 12 6
8441 I'd come back but the flock wants to finish Ozark first. 1.1420 0.03017 162 141 19 2
8442 I like clingly animals,they make me feel needed 1.1420 0.03141 162 142 17 3
8443 I'm sorry I'm gonna' be late but I think I made a wrong turn 1.1420 0.03141 162 142 17 3
8444 Quiet please, I’m watching Herds of our lives! 1.1419 0.03228 155 136 16 3
8445 My sheepdog Max led us to Trump tower, do you think dogs switch parties late in life? 1.1419 0.02957 155 134 20 1
8446 Susan's not gonna like this... 1.1419 0.03356 155 137 14 4
8447 Poor Auntie Bo! She spent hours calling them in. 1.1419 0.03356 155 137 14 4
8448 Yah, so I was out on the farm with my herding dog and I just couldn't get them to stop following me and now there here. Can you help? 1.1419 0.03181 148 129 17 2
8449 We can’t all be sheep. 1.1419 0.03458 148 131 13 4
8450 It's ewe and me, kids! Let's not be sheepish. Let's go do it! 1.1417 0.03486 127 111 14 2
8451 Bo Peep again, sorry. False alarm, they caught wind of a school near by, followed someone there. 1.1412 0.03156 170 150 16 4
8452 Urban farming can be a cushioned job? 1.1412 0.02805 170 147 22 1
8453 Bronson speaking...Cousin Larry is also interested in the Manhattan reboot? 1.1411 0.02999 163 142 19 2
8454 The Serta commercials are so much more immersive in OLED. 1.1411 0.03357 163 145 13 5
8455 Yeah this is Little Mo Peep, I'm just taking a load off, the stairs are killing me. 1.1410 0.02940 156 135 20 1
8456 You won't believe this, but I was suddenly awakened to a huge choir singing... Ya! I thought it was angels, but realized that the TV was still on and there was a performance of Handel's Messiah after the game. 1.1410 0.03077 156 136 18 2
8457 Sheep Sheep and no sleep 1.1410 0.03209 156 137 16 3
8458 It’s me, not ewe, Lula Mae. 1.1410 0.02796 156 134 22 0
8459 I was just counting sheep now it’s actually happening 1.1409 0.03436 149 132 13 4
8460 I broke my leg and it's baaaaaad. 1.1409 0.03302 149 131 15 3
8461 Honey, R you sure you don't want to be a partner in my Sheep Sitting's Us? 1.1408 0.03403 142 125 14 3
8462 Brokeback Mountain? 1.1408 0.03095 142 123 18 1
8463 I can't believe Jeff invited his boss to the party. 1.1408 0.03403 142 125 14 3
8464 Hi Bob, I'm rounding up consumers of the New Yorker, NY Times, NPR and MSNBC for a political gab fest. You want to come, or are you a racist, sexist, Islamophobic, homophobic, greedy, bible thumping, science denying, knuckle dragging gun nut? 1.1407 0.03513 135 119 13 3
8465 ...because it thought it would help me sleep. 1.1406 0.03634 128 113 12 3
8466 Insomnia Hotline? I'm not getting tired of counting. 1.1406 0.03634 128 113 12 3
8467 Getting this new phone was as easy as herding sheep! 1.1405 0.02782 185 161 22 2
8468 DIY help desk: Okay we're at the highest elevation, now what? 1.1404 0.03161 178 158 15 5
8469 Hi Bo, this is your city bro Mo. Has a stranger shown up at your place wagging his black tail behind him? Great news! Please FedEx my wandering boy back home, and also say hello to all the other Peeps for me. 1.1402 0.03223 164 145 15 4
8470 The Netflix subscription was a great idea. Now, let’s find the keys... 1.1402 0.03105 164 144 17 3
8471 They're cool with it---I just ordered 2 bushels of grass from Seamless. 1.1402 0.02854 164 142 21 1
8472 Hello, is this animal control? Yes, I’d like to report a sheepish herd in my living room. 1.1401 0.03190 157 138 16 3
8473 I'm only a precinct captain. Don't blame me for the midterms. 1.1401 0.03436 157 140 12 5
8474 Darling, maybe thi role playing thing is getting to far" 1.1401 0.03315 157 139 14 4
8475 There's never anything good on. 1.1401 0.03059 157 137 18 2
8476 When does she get back to the office?_or_Is this 'Lost and Found' ? 1.1400 0.03415 150 133 13 4
8477 How does this counting sheep work for insomnia? 1.1400 0.02996 150 130 19 1
8478 you won't believe this! I was counting sheep and....... 1.1400 0.02843 150 129 21 0
8479 I should have invited a stronger team over to preview my leadership speech. 1.1399 0.03075 143 124 18 1
8480 He shepherds his flocks in the ways of utility and comfort. 1.1399 0.03380 143 126 14 3
8481 We're watching and ready to bleat like crazy. 1.1398 0.02971 186 164 18 4
8482 Sparky, I’m too comfortable to move, so as soon as I tap speaker phone, get these smelly beasts to the elevator and meet them in the basement. 1.1397 0.03329 136 119 15 2
8483 No, I can't count them here. 1.1397 0.02598 179 154 25 0
8484 Yes, we are organic, drug free, and we clean up side effects. 1.1395 0.02775 172 149 22 1
8485 Yeah, my 10 o'clock canceled...she decided to go with that damned Count-to-Sheep app 1.1395 0.03254 129 112 16 1
8486 I'm resting before we shear the sheep." 1.1392 0.03171 158 139 16 3
8487 No, Alexa, I said BoPeep, not Bro Bieber! 1.1392 0.03041 158 138 18 2
8488 Ewe-eeee 1.1392 0.03171 158 139 16 3
8489 We're counting the minutes here to the cabs. 1.1392 0.02905 158 137 20 1
8490 You suggested that we could have sex if if I brought “ sheep’s in condo” that’s what you said. 1.1392 0.03041 158 138 18 2
8491 help -where am I - bopeep led me astray 1.1392 0.03415 158 141 12 5
8492 Is this the FCC? My friends and I have a correction, we are a democracy not a dictatorship. 1.1391 0.03122 151 132 17 2
8493 Maaaaa! I'm home! 1.1391 0.03521 151 135 11 5
8494 I've been counting sheep and still can't get to sleep. Peter Kahn Bethesda, MD 1.1391 0.03261 151 133 15 3
8495 Have you herd the fake news? 1.1391 0.03393 151 134 13 4
8496 Is 5 minutes peace too much to ask? 1.1391 0.03122 151 132 17 2
8497 ''These Shepherd's Pie recipes would make Ewe laugh.'' 1.1391 0.03261 151 133 15 3
8498 There is a guy sitting on a couch watching tv and there are sheep in the room. 1.1391 0.03122 151 132 17 2
8499 We have Hamilton tickets, you need to be in bed early tonight. 1.1391 0.02977 151 131 19 1
8500 I'm watching Sesame St. again to learn how to count sheep! 1.1389 0.03358 144 127 14 3
8501 Would you please come over to help Shepard me though a herd of trouble in my life. 1.1387 0.02879 173 151 20 2
8502 The spring coliction is about to come . 1.1387 0.03465 137 121 13 3
8503 They're better behaved than the press! And they follow me! BFF! FOREVER! 1.1386 0.03070 166 146 17 3
8504 As a matter of fact Ms. Bo-Peep... 1.1386 0.03070 166 146 17 3
8505 whoops, this is the Yule Log channel. I know there is a meadow channel somewhere. 1.1386 0.03299 166 148 13 5
8506 See, it sucks you in every time. 1.1386 0.03070 166 146 17 3
8507 The temperature outside is 60 degrees, but they were told it feels like 37, so... 1.1386 0.02949 166 145 19 2
8508 Is this a baaaaad joke? 1.1384 0.03152 159 140 16 3
8509 I don't even own an iphone. 1.1384 0.03023 159 139 18 2
8510 Can't sleep, I keep losing count. Marge Roussel Bronxville, NY 1.1382 0.03240 152 134 15 3
8511 I am ordering three bales of hay from the skyscraper service... 1.1382 0.03103 152 133 17 2
8512 So you want to watch "Keeping Up with the Kardashians"? Well, you're all just a bunch a sheep. 1.1382 0.03103 152 133 17 2
8513 Bo knows Netflix. 1.1379 0.03336 145 128 14 3
8514 I'm actually trying to get rid of sheep." 1.1379 0.03336 145 128 14 3
8515 Yes, the job interview went great. In fact, I started work this morning, but I'm a bit sheepish about it. 1.1379 0.03036 145 126 18 1
8516 What do you mean, I can't phone it in? 1.1379 0.03036 145 126 18 1
8517 My Vegan Resucue Squad 1.1377 0.02806 167 145 21 1
8518 I’ll try to get them to hold it down but they were really counting on watching ‘Shaun the Sheep’. 1.1377 0.02932 167 146 19 2
8519 I’m not looking forward to the fight over who gets the bed. 1.1377 0.03284 138 121 15 2
8520 The Uber driver really screwed up. 1.1375 0.02871 160 139 20 1
8521 Yes, two pizzas delivered to Shepherd's Bush, W12 8PH 1.1375 0.03256 160 142 14 4
8522 I got tired out in the field so I brought the sheep into my house so I con watch tv. 1.1375 0.03375 160 143 12 5
8523 I'm telling ya,this guy's a dope . He keeps asking Siri how to herd sheep. She keeps telling him and he keeps screwing up. 1.1374 0.02675 182 158 23 1
8524 The price of wool has skyrocketed, poop remains an issue for the neighbors. 1.1373 0.02941 153 133 19 1
8525 Honey, ewes are driving me crazy! 1.1373 0.02941 153 133 19 1
8526 Not much, just binge watching 'The Ovians' 1.1373 0.03220 153 135 15 3
8527 I quit! Pee Ewe 1.1373 0.03084 153 134 17 2
8528 They haven’t eaten me out of home yet 1.1373 0.03220 153 135 15 3
8529 I think it's worth trying. 1.1370 0.03169 146 128 16 2
8530 Don’t worry guys, that dragon’s not real. 1.1369 0.03262 168 150 13 5
8531 Just watching "The Big Bang Theory," why? 1.1369 0.02791 168 146 21 1
8532 Little Bo Peep has lost her sleep (but found a nice view). 1.1367 0.03097 139 121 17 1
8533 I'm calling to confirm that you have an available pastoral dog trained in herding. 1.1367 0.03097 139 121 17 1
8534 I'm counting sheep before I sleep! 1.1366 0.03115 161 142 16 3
8535 Look, Abe, this sheep-counting gig is OK but these clowns need to pay per sheep. 1.1366 0.03115 161 142 16 3
8536 Hey, this herding thing is not bad! 1.1364 0.03065 154 135 17 2
8537 Next up, The Capricorns! 1.1364 0.03331 154 137 13 4
8538 LIMERICK: I bet you've heard of Little Bo Peep...The girl who thought she'd lost her sheep...Turns out it was Tim...Who would eat all of them...If he didn't receive a fee that was steep. 1.1364 0.03065 154 135 17 2
8539 Yeah, I got mutton. 1.1364 0.03065 154 135 17 2
8540 Ha. I t looks like a sheep sty in here 1.1361 0.02897 191 169 18 4
8541 I'm watching the Accountant ... 1.1361 0.03019 169 149 17 3
8542 Susan, you’re going to want to turn the TV on, JFK has been shot. 1.1361 0.03432 147 131 12 4
8543 I've got wooly but I don't see a Mammouth 1.1358 0.03218 162 144 14 4
8544 Now I'm looking is for the cartoonist! 1.1355 0.03310 155 138 13 4
8545 I thought SVP Chief Shepherd was a metaphor. 1.1351 0.03410 148 132 12 4
8546 Why aren't you watching President Trump come his hair? 1.1351 0.03129 148 130 16 2
8547 Who would have thought the immortal gift of 72 houris would be selected with consideration of my mortal proclivities? 1.1351 0.03272 148 131 14 3
8548 You are only eligible for palliative care with your plan. Don’t forget to ship wool every 21 days. We’ll send you a shipping label of course. 1.1351 0.03410 148 132 12 4
8549 I've been trying a screen-time incentive system. 1.1350 0.03079 163 144 16 3
8550 That's the carpet hoovered now what.... 1.1350 0.02822 163 142 20 1
8551 Hello, I would like to order a dozen mohair sweaters. 1.1350 0.02953 163 143 18 2
8552 Thanksgiving has been fine, but it feels like everyone brought all their baggage home with them. 1.1348 0.02886 141 122 19 0
8553 Yes, this is Bob Ewebanks speaking. 1.1348 0.03218 141 124 15 2
8554 The knitting needles weren’t box with the instructions ... 1.1348 0.03218 141 124 15 2
8555 Ralph, the ewes are getting peevish. Strata Council said "no" to rams. 1.1346 0.03162 156 138 15 3
8556 Hey, Doc, I don’t think the cane is working for me. 1.1342 0.02960 149 130 18 1
8557 t's a lot nicer than being out in the snow. 1.1342 0.02960 149 130 18 1
8558 Hey, Bo Peep, your flock is up. 1.1341 0.03181 164 146 14 4
8559 Luckily for Veronica, the sheep cared very little for what she chose to watch on Netflix. 1.1341 0.02936 164 144 18 2
8560 Until now it was a secret that Little Bo Peep had separation anxiety 1.1338 0.03349 142 126 13 3
8561 Is it happy cud? 1.1338 0.03143 157 139 15 3
8562 Yeah yeah I herd you last time. I've got it all under control. 1.1338 0.03143 157 139 15 3
8563 Of course they're noisy and smelly, but they'll only be here for another month. My son is a shepherd in the Nativity Play and I'm preparing him for the role. 1.1337 0.02969 172 152 17 3
8564 I can be at the pastoral ideal by 12:30 1.1333 0.03231 150 133 14 3
8565 Seamless? You’ve mixed-up my order again. 1.1333 0.03367 150 134 12 4
8566 Now I remember why I came in here. I'm looking for my fleece slippers. 1.1333 0.03090 150 132 16 2
8567 I'm opening a pop up restaurant in my flat. i've sourced fresh meat and staff, now I just need you to teach me how to cook. 1.1333 0.03090 150 132 16 2
8568 Nada, back at the crib--chillin'. Bunch of melodious birds out here singing Madrigals. 1.1333 0.03292 135 119 14 2
8569 She was warned...she was given an explanation... 1.1333 0.03163 165 147 14 4
8570 Don't worry. It's just an amber bo-peep. 1.1333 0.02941 150 131 18 1
8571 It’s “Must Sheep TV” night on the Farm Channel. 1.1333 0.03367 150 134 12 4
8572 I think he opted for Ambien 1.1333 0.03367 150 134 12 4
8573 Yes, did is agent Sheepard. 1.1333 0.03367 150 134 12 4
8574 Crying WOLF ...of wall street! 1.1333 0.03090 150 132 16 2
8575 Who sent me all these sheep; what am I supposed to do? I'm no Sheppard! 1.1333 0.02920 165 145 18 2
8576 Losing your hearing?One letter has kept me awake." 1.1333 0.03231 150 133 14 3
8577 Last time I checked, it was shepherd's day off! 1.1333 0.02920 165 145 18 2
8578 I heard something like that. 1.1333 0.02920 165 145 18 2
8579 Person:Hello i would like to bahhhhh a pizza "cough" sorry buy a pizza 1.1329 0.03064 173 154 15 4
8580 Yes, TV shows are herding us much better than that old dog. 1.1329 0.02837 173 152 19 2
8581 I couldn't sleep so I brought in a bunch of sheep to count last night... Know any other insomniacs to get them out of my hands? 1.1329 0.02854 158 138 19 1
8582 Look, if I can't that documentary on pastoral New Zealand, there's going to be a riot here. 1.1329 0.03124 158 140 15 3
8583 When I said I wanted to move to the city, I didn't mean this! 1.1329 0.02854 158 138 19 1
8584 Alexa mixed this order up--I wanted a shepherd's crook and ended up with flock of sheep. 1.1329 0.03327 143 127 13 3
8585 Who's turn is it to get lunch. You fly I'll buy. 1.1329 0.03175 143 126 15 2
8586 Actually I'm neither a bull nor a bear 1.1328 0.03572 128 114 11 3
8587 I'm baaaad at using technology. 1.1325 0.03145 166 148 14 4
8588 We are fine... and how are YOU? 1.1325 0.02923 151 132 18 1
8589 Sorry, I’m all baa-acked up here. 1.1325 0.02923 151 132 18 1
8590 I love you all, but I feel the next step for you is to stop involving humans. 1.1325 0.03211 151 134 14 3
8591 Mary, this Airbnb has white carpeting! 1.1325 0.03070 151 133 16 2
8592 yeah,tell Little Bo Peep that i'm taking over for her today. 1.1322 0.03882 121 109 8 4
8593 Truth be told, I'm very sheepish, and worry about having the wool pulled over my eyes. 1.1321 0.03105 159 141 15 3
8594 Come over I got the bitches at my place 1.1321 0.03105 159 141 15 3
8595 Could we at least audition for Toy Story 4? 1.1321 0.03231 159 142 13 4
8596 Yep, you herd right--free cable! 1.1321 0.02974 159 140 17 2
8597 Dylan got his inspiration while in a dream. 1.1321 0.03352 159 143 11 5
8598 I passed on Mary's lamb. White fleece, but too little. 1.1321 0.03105 159 141 15 3
8599 So how do I prevent the herd from sheepishly watching cable TV? 1.1321 0.02837 159 139 19 1
8600 Does the hotel offer baaaa service? 1.1319 0.03305 144 128 13 3
8601 Special Counsel's peep sequestered the sheep So he would know where to find them. Reporting on his phone he knew they'd stay home Where Mueller could mastermind them. Sally Westmoreland, Atlanta, Ga. 1.1319 0.03587 144 130 9 5
8602 Before we continue, please shut down your sheep, wait 30 seconds, and start it up again. 1.1319 0.03449 144 129 11 4
8603 My hundred sheep found me! 1.1318 0.03713 129 116 9 4
8604 Don't worry, I'm only up to my shoulders in sheep when I'm on the couch 1.1318 0.03371 129 114 13 2
8605 I have a lot of ruminants for a New York apartment. 1.1318 0.03371 129 114 13 2
8606 This is Mary Sawyer. (Talking to new type TV that one may use to make telephone calls.) Is this Redstone School? I need your help. I have a little lamb problem. 1.1317 0.03009 167 148 16 3
8607 Little Po Peep Surrounded by sheep Called housekeeping. 1.1316 0.03191 152 135 14 3
8608 Hey ma, remind me, where do you keep the forbs? 1.1316 0.03051 152 134 16 2
8609 All my friends are telecommuting today, so I thought I’d do the same. 1.1316 0.03191 152 135 14 3
8610 House Keeping, please, John Curliano, Alameda, C 1.1316 0.03051 152 134 16 2
8611 I thought you said TV would soothe all the sheep! 1.1316 0.03191 152 135 14 3
8612 I'm here with the crowd! No, I'm not going to follow them off the cliff! 1.1316 0.03051 152 134 16 2
8613 there’s a bunch, i’m tired of counting... ha... ya... i know i heard it as i said it. 1.1316 0.02751 152 132 20 0
8614 Room service - just the cookies 1.1314 0.03246 137 121 14 2
8615 I think her name was Virginia. 1.1314 0.03408 137 122 12 3
8616 You didn't think I would find an apartment for sheep and the price was amazingly low. 1.1314 0.02897 137 119 18 0
8617 Let’s see what’s on ESPN Ewe. 1.1313 0.02957 160 141 17 2
8618 Shep Herder here calling from the headquarters of "Wooly Cloud " where data storage is above the law and no employee will ever speak about it. 1.1313 0.03087 160 142 15 3
8619 Yeah it’s me Zeke reporting from another NYC insomniac site” 1.1313 0.03087 160 142 15 3
8620 I can watch 'em by night but my osteopath says I cannot be seated on the ground. 1.1313 0.02821 160 140 19 1
8621 Yes, the Sheep channel is selling lamb chops. 1.1310 0.03134 145 128 15 2
8622 At this rate I’ll stop counting sheep at night and start counting money! 1.1310 0.02812 145 126 19 0
8623 It's nice, but I think the last owner had too many cats. 1.1310 0.03283 145 129 13 3
8624 Daddy gone get some tonight. 1.1310 0.03426 145 130 11 4
8625 I’m outta here and I want the full security deposit. The lease doesn’t mention pets. 1.1310 0.03426 145 130 11 4
8626 He is NOT lying! He's telling it like it is. We all feel that way. 1.1308 0.03163 130 114 15 1
8627 Yeah, business rates really skyrocketed. 1.1307 0.03171 153 136 14 3
8628 Bo...it's me...I've checked in and am ready for ewe to come up to the wedding suite and play... 1.1304 0.03224 138 122 14 2
8629 What became of your lamb, Clarice?” “Yeah about that... 1.1302 0.03203 169 152 12 5
8630 I know you're disappointed,but I told you,its YouTube. 1.1302 0.03203 169 152 12 5
8631 Actually, you'd be surprised at how much I've heard. 1.1301 0.02794 146 127 19 0
8632 Send me the green lawn chair. 1.1299 0.03014 154 136 16 2
8633 I knew we should have went for the two bedroom! 1.1299 0.03014 154 136 16 2
8634 Seems like Foxy Sean and Laura are the only ones who know how to keep 'em straight. 1.1296 0.03293 162 146 11 5
8635 At last, there is tranquility! Who is the idiot with the TV set.? 1.1296 0.02923 162 143 17 2
8636 But housekeeping are saying they are out of sheep covers 1.1295 0.03202 139 123 14 2
8637 Sheeps4Cheap.com, I want my refund. 1.1295 0.03035 139 122 16 1
8638 Even better than staying home? Turns out, shepherding is an all cash business. 1.1295 0.03202 139 123 14 2
8639 We haven't gone to Wall St in years. 1.1295 0.03035 139 122 16 1
8640 Can ewe hear me now? 1.1293 0.03517 147 133 9 5
8641 Hey, does this look like the bedroom? 1.1293 0.02939 147 129 17 1
8642 When you try so hard and you don't fall asleep. 1.1290 0.02996 155 137 16 2
8643 Hello? Dia Beacon? This is Joseph Beuys calling. 1.1290 0.02996 155 137 16 2
8644 She told me to come visit her in New York, sheepishly. 1.1290 0.02996 155 137 16 2
8645 Now how do I get to the shearing instructions? 1.1290 0.02996 155 137 16 2
8646 What I thought was Woolmart was actually Walmart! We'll be rounding up and heading home soon! 1.1288 0.03033 163 145 15 3
8647 Hey Donald, I've got a great idea for the inevitable nuclear winter. 1.1288 0.02906 163 144 17 2
8648 The flock is off the block. 1.1288 0.03156 163 146 13 4
8649 Im Watching Shetland! 1.1288 0.02906 163 144 17 2
8650 Boy am I in a heap o' sheep! 1.1288 0.03469 132 118 11 3
8651 I should have budgeted more for a headhunter. 1.1284 0.03360 148 133 11 4
8652 Y'know, God, I' love to go to your baby shower, but I'm not sure if Southwest takes sheep. 1.1284 0.03360 148 133 11 4
8653 Yes. 12 shots of wheatgrass and 1 grande ctrl-alt-delete please. 1.1284 0.03220 148 132 13 3
8654 I thought little Bo Peep was supposed watch over her sheep 1.1284 0.03360 148 133 11 4
8655 I'm booked till Christmas then its vacation time. 1.1284 0.03220 148 132 13 3
8656 No I already told you i'm not a fan of wool furniture! 1.1282 0.03113 156 139 14 3
8657 Yes, Dear ~ I tried lucid dreaming. . . No, this did not help me fall asleep. But I do believe that you may be onto something. 1.1282 0.02685 156 136 20 0
8658 My momma always said “ life is like a wool sweater, EWE never know what your going to get. 1.1280 0.02889 164 145 17 2
8659 I know it would be much more authentic, but Pumpkin Pie is a lot simpler to make. 1.1277 0.03159 141 125 14 2
8660 Beau Peep Delicacies here. Cutlets or chops? 1.1277 0.03159 141 125 14 2
8661 The price of wool just went up again. 1.1275 0.03055 149 132 15 2
8662 When are you getting home? The sheep are getting restless! Robert Picciotto Auckland, New Zealand 1.1275 0.03200 149 133 13 3
8663 You’re fired! 1.1275 0.03338 149 134 11 4
8664 Fortunately, it is the season for the yule log channel. 1.1275 0.02902 149 131 17 1
8665 Yea, the sheeps are alright, what? no, you don't need to go and check, and by the way you might want to take that overtime. 1.1275 0.03338 149 134 11 4
8666 -Green Park Hotel is not exactly what we though... 1.1274 0.03094 157 140 14 3
8667 A NYC apartment is an easy place to herd. 1.1273 0.02998 165 147 15 3
8668 They like watching "Escape to the Country". 1.1273 0.02741 165 145 19 1
8669 Pull the wool over my eyes, would you? Baaad girls! 1.1273 0.02998 165 147 15 3
8670 Yes, this is Ewan McBain, Artisanal Shepherd . . . 1.1272 0.03024 173 155 14 4
8671 Get! I’m not going to bed yet. 1.1270 0.03561 126 113 10 3
8672 Hello Little Bo-Peep, I just woke up, so I'm sending the sheep back before the manager comes over and creates a scene. 1.1269 0.03252 134 119 13 2
8673 Well, to be honest, this isn't my first "wine and Prime" adventure...I'm interested to see how this one plays out. 1.1268 0.03294 142 127 12 3
8674 Yes, we're all here waiting. But you're telling me 'Black Sheep Squadron' was cancelled 1.1268 0.02975 142 125 16 1
8675 Soho Peep speaking. 1.1268 0.03138 142 126 14 2
8676 Yes, Netflix? This is Mr. Peep. The sheep are upset about the recent price increase, again. 1.1267 0.03035 150 133 15 2
8677 Don't tell mommy I brought you here. 1.1267 0.02884 150 132 17 1
8678 Karen, please. My son is missing. 1.1267 0.03179 150 134 13 3
8679 Anyone have an HBO Go account? 1.1267 0.03035 150 133 15 2
8680 Room Service...can I get some lamb chops? 1.1266 0.03076 158 141 14 3
8681 Can you send me a sheep? 1.1266 0.02801 158 139 18 1
8682 I'm NOT Kate Moss! 1.1266 0.03076 158 141 14 3
8683 I think they want a sheep yoga class. 1.1266 0.02942 158 140 16 2
8684 For they like sheep have gone astray. 1.1265 0.02981 166 148 15 3
8685 I’m POTUS and I approve this message. 1.1265 0.03217 166 150 11 5
8686 No, I’m in town for the FLOCKchain technology conference. 1.1260 0.03352 127 113 12 2
8687 This is my way of sitting under a vine and a fig tree. 1.1259 0.03229 135 120 13 2
8688 Tough city to find night shift work in, isn't it? 1.1259 0.03396 135 121 11 3
8689 Bob, hello, hello, Bob, I got the 13 sheep, hello, hello, Bob, you there? Oh, Bob, now you want me to place these, hello? hello? You want me to place these, hello? right side up, in the printer? 1.1259 0.02955 143 126 16 1
8690 No, don't hang up: I can't sheep. 1.1259 0.03117 143 127 14 2
8691 I thought they would enjoy the news on the tv 1.1258 0.02866 151 133 17 1
8692 Well honey last night I counted sheep to get to sleep and I wake up this morning,wala a room full of sheep." 1.1258 0.03016 151 134 15 2
8693 So,you want to know what I am most thankful for this Thanksgiving? 1.1258 0.03159 151 135 13 3
8694 Room service open yet? Mary here, up all night in the Penthouse. Yes, yes, EVERYWHERE I go...counting only made the one many—-all with fleece as white as snow!....then tried Carpool Karaoke.....so warm milk is next..... 1.1258 0.02924 159 141 16 2
8695 I thought you said it was on a pasture, not Pasteur Blvd. 1.1257 0.03084 167 150 13 4
8696 Listen, I could see in their eyes. 1.1257 0.02573 167 146 21 0
8697 Transhumance helpline? Which way to the nearest pasture? 1.1257 0.02879 175 156 16 3
8698 Ba-ba is underground, he'll be here any minute. 1.1250 0.03097 144 128 14 2
8699 Connect me to Animal Control Please 1.1250 0.02769 160 141 18 1
8700 Hello?" "Bobeep...Bobeep...Bobeep... 1.1250 0.03039 160 143 14 3
8701 I wanted “Meet the Flockers.” Good thing the “Assassins” weren’t on demand. 1.1250 0.03508 128 115 10 3
8702 Yeah just read Little Bo Pep Mistakes Were Made, modeling chapter Make Them Follow You Every Where. 1.1250 0.03396 144 130 10 4
8703 I can't tell if they're lambs or sheep, or if I'm awake or dreaming, and you say you're the oil salesman I was with earlier. 1.1250 0.03250 144 129 12 3
8704 Things are great now that the whole Goliath tobackle is over. 1.1250 0.03140 152 136 13 3
8705 Sorry, Friday is my eWes At Home day. 1.1250 0.02623 160 140 20 0
8706 Ya man, they're showing David v. Goliath for 240 Shekels on pay per view tonight. 1.1250 0.02691 152 133 19 0
8707 I can only save one sheep at a time but with all the booing from the neighbors and baa-ing... I’m going to lose my apartment! 1.1250 0.03039 160 143 14 3
8708 Never ending counting sheep, never get no sleep 1.1250 0.02824 168 149 17 2
8709 I'm suffering from baa-dom! 1.1243 0.02680 169 149 19 1
8710 Bo, your sheep are here at home. 1.1242 0.03147 161 145 12 4
8711 Tonight I'll just stay in and watch "Veep," and then "The Deep," and also maybe "Leap!" 1.1242 0.03021 161 144 14 3
8712 I don't want to move out of the city. Plus, with this way, I won't have to herd them anywhere. 1.1242 0.02979 153 136 15 2
8713 I'm staying at an Airbnb in Fresh Meadow. Looking forward to a good night's sheep 1.1242 0.02979 153 136 15 2
8714 Don't look at me, Spot is supposed to be telling you where to go 1.1242 0.02831 153 135 17 1
8715 Hello sir, only $9.99 per pet sheep 1.1241 0.03229 145 130 12 3
8716 I don't know what to do, they've been with my agency since they auditioned for Woody Allen's "Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex, But Were Afraid to Ask. 1.1241 0.03374 145 131 10 4
8717 God thing i don't have a wool allergy 1.1241 0.03184 137 122 13 2
8718 We're going clubbing after work. 1.1235 0.02915 170 152 15 3
8719 You say Baa; I say Boo; let's settle on Bah Humbug! 1.1234 0.02814 154 136 17 1
8720 So you're saying I invited all of my friends, and Charley Horse is the only one that lives in this episode??? 1.1234 0.03101 154 138 13 3
8721 The sheep are all here but where's Snowy? 1.1233 0.03352 146 132 10 4
8722 Without tradition, art is a flock of sheep woithout a shepherd. Without innovation, it is a corpse. 1.1233 0.02730 146 128 18 0
8723 Switch to my cell provider. They have bahhhhs everywhere. 1.1232 0.02990 138 122 15 1
8724 My family are a bunch of sheeple. 1.1232 0.03162 138 123 13 2
8725 Wanna comme Netflocks and chill? 1.1229 0.02461 179 157 22 0
8726 There's always a little noise at a flock party. 1.1228 0.02898 171 153 15 3
8727 Bo-Peep? Shoppin’ wid the girls. Grab da boys and dis time don’t forget the Woolite. 1.1227 0.03110 163 147 12 4
8728 I'm the black sheep being evicted again. 1.1227 0.02856 163 145 16 2
8729 Hi, Is No Prep there? 1.1227 0.02856 163 145 16 2
8730 I can’t shear you, ahem, I mean, hear you. 1.1226 0.02797 155 137 17 1
8731 Maahs at the Baah. 1.1224 0.03037 147 131 14 2
8732 When I purchased the green carpet I didnt expect this 1.1224 0.02880 147 130 16 1
8733 Tell Bo I found ‘em… Yep, the movie again, but it's over now… nah, let’s use up the rest ‘o the lima beans; they won’t know the difference… 1.1224 0.03037 147 131 14 2
8734 You’d better hurry, Bo, the ba-a-a-chlorette finale is about to start! 1.1224 0.03037 147 131 14 2
8735 Achtung! If you vanted zhat, you should have ordered a German Shepherd DOG. 1.1223 0.03141 139 124 13 2
8736 I try to reign, the sheep won’t let me. 1.1221 0.02762 172 153 17 2
8737 ...no dear, i don't think you'd like it, but i'm gonna tough it out. 1.1220 0.02705 164 145 18 1
8738 It's called transhumance - and it's winter now. 1.1218 0.02780 156 138 17 1
8739 Listen, they may be sheepish but I am not. I will take on any bear that tries to enter. 1.1218 0.02780 156 138 17 1
8740 I am taking a sick day and watching The Price is Right. 1.1216 0.03166 148 133 12 3
8741 The shareholders of Little Bo Peep Industires, Inc. hold CEO Shepherd responsible for the bleak outlook in lamb chop futures. 1.1216 0.02861 148 131 16 1
8742 Yes, I just finished the last supper sharing bread and wine with these sheep. What shall I do next, Father?" 1.1214 0.03119 140 125 13 2
8743 I like Bach, too, but I don't know how safe the grazing is around here. 1.1214 0.03119 140 125 13 2
8744 They are disgruntled, but I am trying to get them into a bigger fold. 1.1214 0.02770 140 123 17 0
8745 Mary had a little lamb until the wool of wall street bought her out. 1.1214 0.03119 140 125 13 2
8746 That's not what I herd - it's more of a low-volume operation these days. 1.1214 0.02950 140 124 15 1
8747 I need a break from this wooly pre schoolers! 1.1214 0.02867 173 155 15 3
8748 The only show they seem to like is "Pit Bulls and Parolees!" 1.1212 0.02824 165 147 16 2
8749 I see yous on the cable show. 1.1212 0.03074 165 149 12 4
8750 The landlord says no pets, but... 1.1212 0.02690 165 146 18 1
8751 Oh Mary, follow us to the fields.. 1.1212 0.02690 165 146 18 1
8752 They're all gonna get it. I'm gonna be stiff as this cane when the pills kick in. 1.1212 0.03306 165 151 8 6
8753 But I'm in green meadow farms. 1.1212 0.02824 165 147 16 2
8754 Sorry, but, we're at the woolly part of the movie right now. 1.1210 0.03357 124 111 11 2
8755 No mom, this time, I won't let the social worker take my sheeps away. 1.1208 0.02679 149 131 18 0
8756 My staff does not stink! 1.1208 0.02843 149 132 16 1
8757 Role reversal is so much fun... 1.1208 0.03146 149 134 12 3
8758 I lost the both my dog and the black one somewhere on the way in - where can I find a sitter here in town? 1.1206 0.02930 141 125 15 1
8759 I bought and raised a dozen sheep so I could walk around New York saying “Hey, I’m flocking here!” I poured my savings into it and it got like 3 laughs. The cyanide should kick in soon. Maybe someday you’ll forgive me for wasting your college tuition 1.1205 0.03174 166 151 10 5
8760 Yes, ma. I’ll get out more. No, ma. I didn’t take my work home with me. Ma! Okay, fine. 1.1203 0.03209 133 119 12 2
8761 Okay okay 1.1200 0.03266 150 136 10 4
8762 Haven't you herd? Someone broke into the zoo. 1.1200 0.03266 150 136 10 4
8763 'I heard its gonna rain in five minutes.' 1.1200 0.03126 150 135 12 3
8764 I asked for 15 wool coats not 15 wool coats on an animal! 1.1200 0.02717 175 156 17 2
8765 - Is that 911? In my house, there are a lot of ...sheep! - Oh no! I did 1.1198 0.02792 167 149 16 2
8766 A few more days in the safe house and then Bo Peep should be going down. After I got one ram to accept me they all fell into line like sheep. 1.1195 0.02581 159 140 19 0
8767 I'll be b-a-a-a-ck as soon as I finish up here. 1.1193 0.02702 176 157 17 2
8768 The Godfather offered me an apartment for the farmhouse and I couldn't refuse 1.1193 0.02702 176 157 17 2
8769 Have ewe herd?! Get the flock out of my room! 1.1192 0.02808 151 134 16 1
8770 I know, I know, whichever show is the highest rated. 1.1192 0.02961 151 135 14 2
8771 Hey little bo peep, I came up with a fairy tale of my own, and its called MAN IN APARTMENT BUILDING, ya like it?' 1.1192 0.02646 151 133 18 0
8772 I’m with the baa-GA crowd and they’re not even looking at the reality-TV guy this time. 1.1190 0.03022 168 152 12 4
8773 I'm sheepish to tell you about my new business. 1.1189 0.03057 143 128 13 2
8774 Sheep! They heard me 1.1189 0.02716 143 126 17 0
8775 I’m sorry guys, it’s not my fault they canceled Hee Haw 1.1189 0.02716 143 126 17 0
8776 Hello? Little Bo Peep? I didn't want the sheep to come upstairs! 1.1189 0.02892 143 127 15 1
8777 What good is Netflix if you can't even stream Far From the Madding Crowd? 1.1187 0.02856 160 143 15 2
8778 Where's Little Bo Peep? I thought she was my best friend. 1.1187 0.02990 160 144 13 3
8779 ...c'mon over about 6.30. I've got some work I need to finish first 1.1184 0.02790 152 135 16 1
8780 What do you mean I'm playing hardball? I'd just like something for mutton. 1.1184 0.02790 152 135 16 1
8781 No, I didn't tell them the movie was X-rated. 1.1184 0.03225 152 138 10 4
8782 A sheep in shepherd's clothing 1.1184 0.02790 152 135 16 1
8783 Mary--get here immediately. An invasion of lambs is interrupting my TV viewing. 1.1183 0.02630 169 150 18 1
8784 I told you to be quiet Baaabs. It's supposed to be the Silence of the Lambs. 1.1183 0.03005 169 153 12 4
8785 It was a blunder,I know,but I don't feel sheepish. 1.1181 0.03193 144 130 11 3
8786 Y'all kids are eating me living room! 1.1180 0.02698 161 143 17 1
8787 The elevator is under repair. 1.1180 0.02901 178 161 13 4
8788 Pretty simple Bob 1.1176 0.02745 170 152 16 2
8789 I was using my Tesla Machine, something's got messed up. Apparently, there is a connection between being a sheep in a herd and watching TV in the machine's programming. 1.1176 0.03310 136 123 10 3
8790 Who dis? New phone... 1.1176 0.02773 153 136 16 1
8791 Does this Craftman staff come with a lifetime warranty? 1.1173 0.03082 162 147 11 4
8792 Now that you mention it, my wits and senses are wool gathering. 1.1172 0.02854 145 129 15 1
8793 Mexican Fiesta - A Week full of Slow Cooked Mexican Lamb Stew!! 1.1170 0.02730 171 153 16 2
8794 Hey Bo-Peep, take your feet off the ottoman! 1.1170 0.02853 171 154 14 3
8795 No they don't like Shaun the Sheep either. I did some research on what they'd want, Fox News tells me I should try CNN. 1.1169 0.02756 154 137 16 1
8796 ...relaxing and watching for my election results... 1.1169 0.03048 154 139 12 3
8797 You said Rudolph needs troops on the ground? 1.1169 0.03185 154 140 10 4
8798 Rip Van Mary. 1.1168 0.03287 137 124 10 3
8799 It worked for my sheep but I can’t find my remote and I refuse to leave it alone! 1.1164 0.02997 146 131 13 2
8800 Pinky? 1.1163 0.02715 172 154 16 2
8801 Hello this is Mary.I’ve hit rock bottom. I have a flock problem. 1.1163 0.02837 172 155 14 3
8802 Hi it’s me Shepard Smith. Just phoning it it in again today. Blah-Blah-Blah 1.1161 0.02739 155 138 16 1
8803 We're not counted until she unplugs her digital world. 1.1160 0.02512 181 161 19 1
8804 You told me to use a crook to catch a sheep. Now what? I'm still being robbed. Hello, hello... I still can't hear you well. 1.1159 0.03264 138 125 10 3
8805 What’s that? Sorry, I can’t seem to shake my exhaustion. 1.1159 0.02922 138 123 14 1
8806 I don’t think 2011 is the vet’s office. 1.1159 0.03046 164 149 11 4
8807 There was no room at the inn because the shepherds were watching their flocks by night and their favorite football teams. 1.1156 0.02817 147 131 15 1
8808 My sheep told me to put my feet up for a bit. 1.1154 0.02723 156 139 16 1
8809 Forget Wall Street! I now have my own fiefdom! 1.1154 0.03011 156 141 12 3
8810 Bah, bah black sheep, have you any wool?" I think you have a wrong number 1.1151 0.02902 139 124 14 1
8811 I thought you said you didn’t know. 1.1149 0.02806 174 157 14 3
8812 It's asking if I'm still here again... 1.1149 0.02799 148 132 15 1
8813 i regret to inform you, but the men’s bathroom is closed. 1.1149 0.03110 148 134 11 3
8814 (pretty sure it was the right green door) 1.1146 0.02706 157 140 16 1
8815 Heard any good news? 1.1146 0.02993 157 142 12 3
8816 Mom? Remember my lost sheep? I found them on QVC. 1.1146 0.02706 157 140 16 1
8817 No marriage , mom! I better keep the sheep. 1.1143 0.02883 140 125 14 1
8818 I'm a leader of my flock. That was a baa joke. 1.1141 0.02613 149 132 17 0
8819 You want me to count what?... In this economy!? 1.1141 0.02940 149 134 13 2
8820 No,American - can 1.1141 0.02940 149 134 13 2
8821 Abraham must've had a helluva time with these things in biblical times 1.1139 0.02536 158 140 18 0
8822 I'm addicted to the Sheeping Network. 1.1139 0.02975 158 143 12 3
8823 Sit down and learn. 1.1136 0.02890 176 160 12 4
8824 Don't worry guys. No one is going to shear your wool. 1.1135 0.03198 141 128 10 3
8825 Turns out the Meadow’s name is historic. I’m thinking room service. 1.1135 0.02863 141 126 14 1
8826 I'm done with counting you! 1.1133 0.03349 150 138 7 5
8827 What’s up Barry? You’re looking a little sheepish. 1.1132 0.02819 159 143 14 2
8828 ... three large pepperoni, two small pepper and onion, and an extra large side of fries. 1.1131 0.02726 168 151 15 2
8829 Globalist Transhumance they said, we already ordered arugula in Amazon and now figuring out a National Geographic choice. 1.1131 0.02976 168 153 11 4
8830 I knew the dog was getting too familiar. 1.1131 0.02726 168 151 15 2
8831 Hello? No!My name is not Baaaaaaah 1.1131 0.02592 168 150 17 1
8832 There like rabbits “ 1.1131 0.02726 168 151 15 2
8833 Yes, this is Congresswoman Pelosi! I'm guarding my aged flock inside the Congressional Pent House away from Moulton's cry for change. I 'll enjoy all creature comforts of leadership until Congress re-convenes and votes for Moulton! 1.1131 0.02976 168 153 11 4
8834 "I still say a truly stable genius can grow a greater crop of crap when he leads his followers by staying still." 1.1131 0.02976 168 153 11 4
8835 Some guy gave me this cane,and on my next walk,my live turned baa-aad. 1.1127 0.03015 142 128 12 2
8836 I was having trouble falling asleep so the and someone suggested I count sheep. 1.1126 0.03051 151 137 11 3
8837 Business ain't bad, two farm boys came by. 1.1126 0.02581 151 134 17 0
8838 I thought you said 1.1126 0.03051 151 137 11 3
8839 Yeah mum, leadership is very hard. But today I'm gonna make homeoffice. 1.1126 0.02747 151 135 15 1
8840 Not 12th floor, 12 sheep 1.1126 0.02903 151 136 13 2
8841 No, there is no groupthink my board of directors. 1.1125 0.02658 160 143 16 1
8842 Ewe in for a surprise? 1.1119 0.03118 134 121 11 2
8843 Can you give me directions to Keen's Steakhouse? 1.1119 0.02825 143 128 14 1
8844 Well, I kept asking people where I could find the best pastures. They thought I was asking forpastors, and they directed me into the city. 1.1118 0.02885 152 137 13 2
8845 Of course they came home to the only shepherdess in the city. 1.1118 0.02696 170 153 15 2
8846 They still have their tails. 1.1111 0.02975 144 130 12 2
8847 I have herd enough about this fanciful hotel room. 1.1111 0.02806 171 155 13 3
8848 Apartment sheep farming is our breaking news. Extra cash but imagine the smell! 1.1111 0.02769 162 146 14 2
8849 All I 1.1111 0.02769 162 146 14 2
8850 Mary's not in. May I take a Baaa...message? 1.1111 0.02975 144 130 12 2
8851 Hogan? Is that you, Hogan? 1.1111 0.03134 144 131 10 3
8852 Modern day shepherds. 1.1111 0.02904 162 147 12 3
8853 No, ma'am, the name is Bo-peep. Bojack is what I'm watching. 1.1111 0.03285 144 132 8 4
8854 He's thinking of ordering a new sheep counter. 1.1111 0.03013 153 139 11 3
8855 Jeez Mary, I heard you" or "Doctor, counting sheep just isn't sustainable" 1.1105 0.02910 172 157 11 4
8856 Right. One long two short, and you take them to the enclosure, not the apartment. You can watch TV after the trials. Well, you're not getting any treats today! 1.1105 0.02535 172 154 17 1
8857 jkldsalfksjf 1.1105 0.02910 172 157 11 4
8858 This is what I get for using Barndoor instead of Glassdoor. 1.1104 0.02753 163 147 14 2
8859 Bill, this is the perfect vacation, and I know your harem will enjoy it like mine does. 1.1104 0.02753 163 147 14 2
8860 Do you have Shaun the Sheep movies here? I need to entertain my herd... 1.1104 0.02849 154 139 13 2
8861 Hello. Authentic Shepherd’s Pie home delivery? I’ve got a pie missing here. 1.1104 0.02696 154 138 15 1
8862 Schumer and his flock 1.1104 0.03265 154 142 7 5
8863 Contrary to popular belief, the Ottoman Empire is still alive and well in the Upper East Side. 1.1104 0.02696 154 138 15 1
8864 New York isn’t sheep! 1.1103 0.03263 145 133 8 4
8865 You all must be lambs in sheep's clothing," exclaimed Mary 1.1098 0.02597 164 147 16 1
8866 You can all leave, nothing is standing up beyond this staff. 1.1098 0.02870 164 149 12 3
8867 The Airbnb is great, but apparently Gristedes doesn't know from clover. 1.1098 0.02597 164 147 16 1
8868 Now my dear sheep, You’ve had a good peep, And my crook shall ne’er fail To find you! 1.1097 0.02518 155 138 17 0
8869 My lost sheep keep coming home after I leave them alone. Maybe it's time I sell those tails... 1.1096 0.02936 146 132 12 2
8870 '...but then again, she'd rather climb up a tree and lie to you than stand on the ground and tell you the truth. 1.1096 0.02770 146 131 14 1
8871 I guess I didn't ask to sheep my order! 1.1095 0.02871 137 123 13 1
8872 Sorry, wrong guy. This is Patrick Bateman, American Pastoral Psycho. 1.1094 0.03371 128 117 8 3
8873 I thought and they became! 1.1092 0.02637 174 157 15 2
8874 They tell me that the commercials are pulling the wool over my eyes! 1.1091 0.02582 165 148 16 1
8875 I wondered why he ran up the stairs. 1.1091 0.02582 165 148 16 1
8876 What do you mean my K9 Unit application has been rejected? 1.1088 0.02917 147 133 12 2
8877 Yep... two dozen. Huh? Yeah, fourteen. Yep. 'Kay, I'll tell them to come get you. 1.1088 0.02578 147 131 16 0
8878 Goldie Locks ain't going to school today, nor the sheep" Talieah Ram, Oahu, HI 1.1088 0.02752 147 132 14 1
8879 Do the sheep need their butts squeezed today? 1.1084 0.02963 166 152 10 4
8880 Why does the reception on the Knitting Channel appear so wavy? 1.1076 0.02631 158 142 15 1
8881 Hello, I would like to order more... 1.1074 0.03179 149 137 8 4
8882 I would have been there by now, but the flow ck decided to follow a duvet truck to th Hilton 1.1074 0.03033 149 136 10 3
8883 Please stop your senseless behavior, we are all watching 1.1073 0.03049 177 164 7 6
8884 Yes, the law allows me to bring sheep INTO the state. 1.1071 0.02538 168 151 16 1
8885 Come on Bo Peep We want to watch “Shaun the Sheep” We wanted to watch sooner But we couldn’t find the tuner 1.1071 0.02805 168 153 12 3
8886 I know you said we should spend more quality time together, but I am not sure that is working out so well. 1.1069 0.03038 159 146 9 4
8887 Hey George, the people followed me to my apartment. Help 1.1069 0.02615 159 143 15 1
8888 Brenda Snipes? 1.1064 0.02969 141 128 11 2
8889 I ordered a room with a Moo." Toby Green, Cambridge, U 1.1060 0.02994 151 138 10 3
8890 Who would have known that MAGA would appeal to so many voters 1.1056 0.02949 142 129 11 2
8891 I’m having a hard time sheeping since I got hback to town. 1.1056 0.02869 161 147 11 3
8892 We all took off one afternoon and she didn't have a clue where to find us. She got pissed, and vowed that it will never happen again. 1.1056 0.02869 161 147 11 3
8893 Our luxury year-round wool is certified for The Four Seasons. 1.1053 0.03248 133 122 8 3
8894 Look, school on done lamb is one think, but this is ridiculous. What are you doing to me? 1.1053 0.02825 152 138 12 2
8895 'Follow me', you said. . . .'I've seen the Messiah, on high', you said! 1.1049 0.02571 143 128 15 0
8896 B-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a. 1.1046 0.02956 153 140 10 3
8897 I told you. Your carpet is safe. I won’t let them grazing it. 1.1046 0.02807 153 139 12 2
8898 Just because my last name is “Shepherd” doesn’t mean I ordered lamb chops for dinner. 1.1040 0.02967 125 113 11 1
8899 Bull or bear market doesn't cover it. I'm creating awareness for a sheep market. 1.1039 0.02633 154 139 14 1
8900 They heard glazing (the turkey) to be grazing. 1.1037 0.02539 164 148 15 1
8901 You're not going to to beat me old man how many times do I have to how many times do I have to tell you I'm not a shepherd 1.1037 0.02683 164 149 13 2
8902 I seem to have made a wrong turn somewhere. 1.1037 0.02683 164 149 13 2
8903 It was only over the top because they were casting for Red Kettle Santas. 1.1034 0.03052 145 133 9 3
8904 Who needs a pasture? 1.1034 0.02891 145 132 11 2
8905 It's really hard yo hear you. My reception is terrible at this 1.1032 0.02617 155 140 14 1
8906 We can't get room service for them! 1.1030 0.02525 165 149 15 1
8907 For some reason the TV news sounds really b-a-a-a-d today. 1.1027 0.03032 146 134 9 3
8908 Judus is hidding behind the couch.. 1.1027 0.03032 146 134 9 3
8909 Pope Francis says we have to smell like sheep. Who put on perfume today? 1.1027 0.02872 146 133 11 2
8910 I miss ewe too, honey." Vivian Atchinson, Enid, O 1.1026 0.02755 156 142 12 2
8911 The Bush, This Is Not! Droving is done by something called Uber 1.1024 0.02652 166 151 13 2
8912 We are watching the Wolverines play the Tigers" 1.1020 0.02853 147 134 11 2
8913 Tele-home-schooling, he says. It's the latest thing, he says. What could possibly go wrong, he says. 1.1020 0.02685 147 133 13 1
8914 It really hasn't been as difficult as I expected - turns out salmon tartar tastes a lot better than grass. 1.1020 0.02685 147 133 13 1
8915 Ships all over my place. 1.1013 0.02570 158 143 14 1
8916 Baa, baa black sheep. Why did you dye your wool? 1.1013 0.02722 158 144 12 2
8917 Lil Pump? I am sorry, you have the wrong number. 1.1013 0.03004 158 146 8 4
8918 None of us will get lost in my secure Penthouse in the NewYorker 1.1013 0.02722 158 144 12 2
8919 What happened to ‘...and chill’? 1.1012 0.02334 168 151 17 0
8920 TV is a sheep hobbie. 1.1007 0.02650 149 135 13 1
8921 Moses split the river, David killed Goliath, but Bob's finishing this game. 1.1006 0.02706 159 145 12 2
8922 No, Steve, they are not interested into Game of Thrones. 1.1006 0.02321 169 152 17 0
8923 duke 1.1006 0.02517 179 163 14 2
8924 I'm surrounded by wool send up some needelers... 1.1000 0.02832 160 147 10 3
8925 Home, home on the range Where the deer and the antelope roam Where seldom is heard a discouraging word And the sky is not cloudy all day 1.1000 0.02592 170 155 13 2
8926 Because I forgot my phone. 1.1000 0.02798 150 137 11 2
8927 I'm not giving my flock back to those sheep-raping Welsh! 1.1000 0.02921 140 128 10 2
8928 "My only problem is having enough ewes and rams to sit the lambs at night." 1.0994 0.02491 181 165 14 2
8929 I think I got the role to act as the shepherd but picking out the wolf was tough. 1.0994 0.02524 161 146 14 1
8930 I'm trying to figure out if they are non player sheep. 1.0987 0.02916 152 140 9 3
8931 Yes, Dad! It REALLY did turn out to be swamp land in Florida! 1.0987 0.02600 152 138 13 1
8932 Hey Bo, Bob here, in my new pad - doc in Sheep's Head Bay. 1.0986 0.02511 142 128 14 0
8933 Yeah, but the sheeps complain about the lack of good TV menu. 1.0985 0.02817 132 120 11 1
8934 They were fine until I told them room service is out of forbs. 1.0984 0.02583 183 168 12 3
8935 Good Shepherd Joe here.The waters are not still and green pastures are ba-a-a-d! Holding up in the house of the Locals. 1.0982 0.02494 163 148 14 1
8936 God on a Wheel! 1.0976 0.02626 164 150 12 2
8937 play to win. 1.0976 0.02765 164 151 10 3
8938 Bo-Peep: The Live Action Movie 1.0974 0.02728 154 141 11 2
8939 Sorry Sir but, "You've Taken Cultural Adaptation to the Next Level!" 1.0974 0.02397 154 139 15 0
8940 The sheep were in the meadow, but we took abreak to Nature on tv as they explained the actions of Old English Sheep Dogs 1.0972 0.02477 144 130 14 0
8941 Sorry, I thought the TV came in "all shapes and sizes?" 1.0972 0.02477 144 130 14 0
8942 Take your time. I play a little Need for Sheep. 1.0970 0.02311 165 149 16 0
8943 But your job description says nothing about bedroom privileges! 1.0970 0.02465 165 150 14 1
8944 Send it up, that would be forb-ulous! 1.0968 0.02552 155 141 13 1
8945 I have a dozen totally at my command here, so no, I am not interested in a time share. 1.0968 0.02382 155 140 15 0
8946 Watch and learn, kiddies....CATaracts, Blinders, early signs of Dimentia and a love of Old TV Westerns, will rock your world!!! 1.0966 0.02649 145 132 12 1
8947 Reattaching tails is hard work. 1.0964 0.02596 166 152 12 2
8948 After all, who am I to assume the bow identifies as “Little”? Tony Johnson Jr., Manhattan, N.Y 1.0963 0.02548 135 122 13 0
8949 I have a dentist appointment but let me know if anything comes up. 1.0962 0.02368 156 141 15 0
8950 Sorry, can’t meet you tonight I have a bevy if beauties to take car up. 1.0962 0.02537 156 142 13 1
8951 Does anyone not like wolf of their pizza? 1.0959 0.02805 146 134 10 2
8952 I'M RATHER BUSY AT THE MOMEN 1.0959 0.02631 146 133 12 1
8953 I said I had to pass gas not cut grass. 1.0958 0.02581 167 153 12 2
8954 Oh Lord, why you bought me a color TV? 1.0958 0.02717 167 154 10 3
8955 We're binge-watching 'The Good Place' now, wanna come over? 1.0952 0.02614 147 134 12 1
8956 I'm taking appointments now, call my secretary in the morning 1.0952 0.02429 147 133 14 0
8957 These late night show jokes are lame, several sheep mused: when will Malcolm hang up so we can get to the next gig? 1.0949 0.02506 158 144 13 1
8958 I’m going to be a little late... Uber currently has surge pricing 1.0949 0.02662 158 145 11 2
8959 This isn't a roaming pasture. 1.0943 0.02491 159 145 13 1
8960 Too complicated!? Now they refuse to go outside until they read #WolfgangCookingShow 1.0941 0.02246 170 154 16 0
8961 No, not pest control. I said sheep control! 1.0940 0.02581 149 136 12 1
8962 Behave yourselves or I'm shipping you all to Mory's! 1.0938 0.02476 160 146 13 1
8963 They maybe a little sheepish but they are fine up here. 1.0933 0.02383 150 136 14 0
8964 Ewe gals be quiet, I’m multi-tasking—on the phone with my mother & watching my favorite TV program. 1.0932 0.02461 161 147 13 1
8965 Hello 911 - Help - I am just watching a farmer bringing his sheep on my TV, and now all them in my living room ! 1.0932 0.02614 161 148 11 2
8966 Ew.....I love this program on sheep 1.0932 0.02614 161 148 11 2
8967 Most of them still believe in the Globe. 1.0930 0.02369 172 157 14 1
8968 No, I haven't been watching that new herding show on Netflix. I heard it was pretty BAA-AD. 1.0930 0.03002 129 119 8 2
8969 Yeah, another twitter made headlines and yet the Donald's fans grow and grow. 1.0929 0.02662 140 128 11 1
8970 Dude, get with it. None of us do haystacks anymore. 1.0927 0.02873 151 140 8 3
8971 Got any wood? How about ore? 1.0926 0.02599 162 149 11 2
8972 Draw the curtains almost shut please! This is supposed to be a Beau PEEP show. 1.0921 0.02532 152 139 12 1
8973 dfdffdfdfkjkj 1.0920 0.02726 163 151 9 3
8974 Yeah, the electrician said they'd be here by now, but latest I should be in after lunch. 1.0920 0.02432 163 149 13 1
8975 Can I help it if they wanted cannabis for desert? 1.0920 0.02432 163 149 13 1
8976 how long will this call last? 1.0920 0.02583 163 150 11 2
8977 So I was walking past the sheep meadow and Tommy sees me and says "how you doin',Mary" and ..... 1.0915 0.02626 142 130 11 1
8978 I’ve purchased your television, but it’s not nearly smart enough to count all my sheep! 1.0909 0.02500 154 141 12 1
8979 G-d must have really hated his son to make him wear a hat like this. 1.0909 0.02553 165 152 11 2
8980 He's launching the new picante manna product. 1.0903 0.02802 155 144 8 3
8981 now where did I out that BLACK sheep? 1.0903 0.02591 144 132 11 1
8982 that is what i call baaaaaoring 1.0897 0.02754 145 134 9 2
8983 But seriously, it's Mary had a little lamb. I can't keep bringing in strays!" 1.0897 0.02574 145 133 11 1
8984 Hey, bo peep, what's up with all these sheep? How about letting me get some sleep! 1.0897 0.02381 145 132 13 0
8985 After 9 a.m., you have to put them on a leash or take them home. 1.0892 0.02454 157 144 12 1
8986 Dreams can come true for all ages 1.0892 0.02615 157 145 10 2
8987 No, I'm not in the office I am WFH... 1.0892 0.02767 157 146 8 3
8988 Trust me I've already cried enough during my show 1.0890 0.02736 146 135 9 2
8989 Jesus Christ bringing in the sheep. What happened. 1.0886 0.02599 158 146 10 2
8990 Wake up Wake up !!!!! I need a pair of ruby slippers to get me back home! 1.0886 0.02599 158 146 10 2
8991 Ok ! That’s all well and good but where are Casper and Purple ! 1.0886 0.02268 158 144 14 0
8992 It's true - home really is where the heart is. 1.0884 0.02540 147 135 11 1
8993 But dear, what's a remote? 1.0882 0.02336 170 156 13 1
8994 Look, I took your advice and advertised on INDEED, and so far all I’ve got are daily bills to clean the rug 1.0881 0.02425 159 146 12 1
8995 I’ve had enough of ‘Shepherd World.’ 1.0881 0.02583 159 147 10 2
8996 Little Bo-Peep fell fast asleep, and dreamt she heard them streaming their favorite shows on Netflix 1.0873 0.02525 126 115 11 0
8997 Sheep are barking up the wrong tree. 1.0870 0.02407 138 126 12 0
8998 Hello Democratic Socialist of NY HQ... How May I Help Yourself. 1.0867 0.02491 150 138 11 1
8999 It's not a party, it's a kickback. 1.0864 0.02537 162 150 10 2
9000 Mary is out. Pull up the party is stupid lit. 1.0864 0.02684 162 151 8 3
9001 I heard it through the grapevine. 1.0864 0.02214 162 148 14 0
9002 Boy with all these sheeps surrounding me, I hope I don't turn into one" 1.0862 0.02559 174 162 9 3
9003 You'll be a great cultural fit, Mr. Belfort. 1.0861 0.02476 151 139 11 1
9004 Yeah, it's really a bummer Dude, having all these sheep looking at me cross eyed! 1.0861 0.02648 151 140 9 2
9005 Ya know what, Dolly? I thought I'd never see the day that something would herd Shepherd Steve, BAAA 1.0855 0.02792 152 142 7 3
9006 I've always wanted a desktop job. 1.0852 0.02111 176 161 15 0
9007 Little Bo Peep and her tail wagging sheep make it home just in time for a "Silence of the Lambs" rerun. 1.0851 0.02358 141 129 12 0
9008 I'm sorry, I lost your sheep on the subway. 1.0844 0.02248 154 141 13 0
9009 The picture's not great, I think the satellite's crooked. 1.0844 0.02429 154 142 11 1
9010 you cannot control. the world." we all have eyes to see. and how to live . and Learn (do you get it)?? YET ? 1.0839 0.02414 155 143 11 1
9011 Well, they mentioned something about time travel. 1.0839 0.02234 155 142 13 0
9012 I have know idea I was just walking by the petting Zoo Frank Buckley Boston, MA 1.0838 0.02606 167 156 8 3
9013 While in the city , nobody will pull the woll over on me. 1.0833 0.02513 144 133 10 1
9014 Out of rice again? Alright, I’ll just try the baked beans this time 1.0833 0.02796 120 111 8 1
9015 The Goats are don't have a T.V. 1.0828 0.02286 169 156 12 1
9016 Nothing much, just some life admin. 1.0826 0.02514 121 111 10 0
9017 i luv u 237 1.0824 0.02322 182 169 11 2
9018 Scientists have shown that holding your phone up to your ear can increase your chance of brain cancer. Tst, tst, tst. 1.0824 0.02273 170 157 12 1
9019 Let me call you back when I get this flock bleat into sheep. 1.0823 0.02534 158 147 9 2
9020 I guess my grandma’s house is ok 1.0819 0.02408 171 159 10 2
9021 Please send up two lamb chops, broccoli, and a glass of lanoline. 1.0811 0.02447 148 137 10 1
9022 Hi, this is Ewes in 207, I order some greens 1.0811 0.02447 148 137 10 1
9023 This is an egregious departure from your regular programming! 1.0800 0.02594 150 140 8 2
9024 Subscription service, please. 1.0797 0.02733 138 129 7 2
9025 I am calling as I am in need of some advice from Mr. Popper. 1.0795 0.02208 151 139 12 0
9026 Hello, meeehhcdonalds. 1.0791 0.02298 139 128 11 0
9027 I can do whatever I want behind the sofa during The Voice finals! 1.0789 0.02385 152 141 10 1
9028 Yeah listen, book me a ticket for the next WebSummit. 1.0784 0.02370 153 142 10 1
9029 I'm ready to start that PAC now. 1.0784 0.02370 153 142 10 1
9030 Yeah... he vas upset. But I can lead a blind man around city as vell as any pointy-eared dog. 1.0781 0.02627 128 119 8 1
9031 This cable news coverage is sheer madness! 1.0780 0.02267 141 130 11 0
9032 The easiest way to herd sheep is on Football Sunday. 1.0778 0.02080 167 154 13 0
9033 Jjfguyt 1.0775 0.02463 142 132 9 1
9034 I guess abortion rights are being taken away from sheep as well. 1.0769 0.02056 169 156 13 0
9035 It isn’t working. I’ve. Even up all night. 1.0752 0.02531 133 124 8 1
9036 Yeah, my name is Sam...No, neither.... 1.0748 0.02570 147 138 7 2
9037 Tell them down at Wall Street I've ordered more sheep. 1.0743 0.02366 148 138 9 1
9038 Don't get used to this. We are cutting this cable cord, my sheep. We need to be sure mama can get the golf channel. 1.0738 0.02351 149 139 9 1
9039 Yeah, you reached a crook surrounded by sheep. But I think you want Area Code 203. 1.0725 0.02215 138 128 10 0
9040 Who'd've thought in today's age, blind faith had a place. All lemmings if you ask me! 1.0719 0.02004 167 155 12 0
9041 Please,, just go to the Museum of the City of New York and in hte manuscripts department you will see the origianl silk screen saying "I Love New York' by yours truly, Richard Colton, from which Milton Glaser was told to make into a logo....and he 1.0680 0.02084 147 137 10 0
9042 'Even Lee Harvey Oswald would need a second gunman to help him knock off all these sheep.' 1.0680 0.02297 147 138 8 1
9043 'Maybe I should've gotten changed after the fancy dress party' OR 'The Lord is my shepherd; I shall not want... much - revised Psalm 23' 1.0676 0.02281 148 139 8 1
9044 If you don't pay me, I'll release the sheep. - the lesser known Pied Piper (of sheep) 1.0676 0.02475 148 140 6 2
9045 ..we have turn-ed...every one is his own way 1.0675 0.02155 163 153 9 1
9046 Where is little bo'peep? Apparently the Shepard has list his sheep's because I can't sleep 1.0667 0.01948 165 154 11 0
9047 - Is that 911? In my house, there are a lot of ...sheep! - Oh no! I was not trying to fall in sleep! I was hosting...a party... - Baa... 1.0667 0.02044 150 140 10 0
9048 We're all here to protest the new Winter shearling collections Then how do you expect me to get to sleep in the big city? We're all here to view the new Winter shearling collections. We're all here to support the new Winter shearling collections 1.0662 0.02237 151 142 8 1
9049 Modern transhumance went fine. Just wanted to soft-yodel with you. 1.0654 0.02396 153 145 6 2
9050 Nnnn 1.0634 0.02052 142 133 9 0
9051 Will Shepherd here. Please leave a message for the executor that my flock doesn't exactly care much for my inheritance. 1.0630 0.02164 127 119 8 0
9052 I’m able, but I need help because cane has threatened my sheep. 1.0629 0.01931 159 149 10 0
9053 Oh, by the way, can I get extra pepperoni with those sheep shears? 1.0615 0.02116 130 122 8 0
9054 If I guess how many sheep you have out there, will you give one of them to me ? 1.0581 0.01885 155 146 9 0
9055 #MeToo & #TimesUp don't care that I raped Juanita, assaulted Paula, molested Kathleen or had multiple affairs. They just follow us blindly! 1.0559 0.01816 161 152 9 0
9056 Come on dad! Take the bloody present and tell my brother it's great, seriously! Cause I'm not coming back!! 1.0556 0.01805 162 153 9 0
9057 Wow, all my little poopies turned into weird fucken aminals. I have sinned against God and must now eat these turdy demon beast. Mondays, amirite? 1.0533 0.02070 150 143 6 1
9058 Little Bo Peep here. Just don’t ask me about my sheep! 1.0504 0.02123 139 133 5 1
9059 Yeah, hi 911 — I'm getting mobbed! 1.0496 0.02094 141 135 5 1
9060 Have you seen the news Lorraine? The Indians killed him, yes, shot him with arrows. They don’t know if he managed to talk to anybody.” 1.0458 0.01834 131 125 6 0