Contest #641


Cartoon

641

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “I don't know how many there are. I'm trying to stay awake.”
  2. “I’m more of a sheep hoarder.”
  3. “Could I interest you in three bags full?”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2018-11-26T00:21:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2018-12-17T00:22:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2018-12-11T00:21:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued December 17, 2018
Number of captions 9061
Number of responses 1400950
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 I'm not sure how many there are. Every time I start counting I fall asleep. 1.6467 0.06698 150 86 31 33
1 The new rug arrived, but there's some assembly required. 1.6267 0.06523 150 86 34 30
2 Just tell Dad it’s a staff job with a leadership position. 1.6139 0.05937 158 86 47 25
3 Hello? Is this 'single working woman with border collie wishes to meet ideal mate?' 1.6081 0.06187 148 82 42 24
4 Bo Peep got the car and the house. 1.6026 0.06214 156 90 38 28
5 The Trump Tower contract said they all had to be white. 1.5965 0.06014 171 101 38 32
6 Yes, we were just in that elevator. Why? 1.5921 0.06217 152 88 38 26
7 I love the 'Make Your Own Sweater Kit" you sent me, but it's kind of labor-intensive. 1.5896 0.06548 134 77 35 22
8 I don't see how I could have roaming charges. 1.5849 0.06265 159 96 33 30
9 Housekeeping? Can you send up a border collie? 1.5845 0.06496 142 84 33 25
10 How quickly can I have a Border Collie delivered to Suite 1050? 1.5833 0.05891 156 88 45 23
11 I’m just hanging out here at Trump Tower with the last remnants of the Trump base. 1.5811 0.06504 148 90 30 28
12 No Alexa, I said Cheap Hotel! 1.5809 0.06564 136 80 33 23
13 ...a shepherd. What are you going as? 1.5806 0.05923 155 88 44 23
14 The dog called in sick, so I'm working from home. 1.5806 0.06063 155 90 40 25
15 Check out channel 12. This idiot woman has a house full of cats. 1.5781 0.05787 192 119 35 38
16 Tell Trump the Senate Republicans are all here. 1.5733 0.06712 150 96 22 32
17 I don't know how many. Every time I start to count them, I fall asleep. 1.5698 0.05836 172 103 40 29
18 Yes, I tried counting them. Could you just send up a bottle of Scotch? 1.5698 0.05836 172 103 40 29
19 What exactly did we do after the bar? 1.5697 0.05717 165 95 46 24
20 No, the lease says "no dogs or cats." 1.5697 0.05652 165 94 48 23
21 Mr. President, I 've rounded up what's left of your base. 1.5674 0.06215 178 116 23 39
22 Yup, we're here watching the Rams game. 1.5649 0.05966 154 90 41 23
23 Well Mom, coming from someone with 6 cats, that seems a bit hypocritical! 1.5625 0.06123 160 98 34 28
24 Room Service? Can you send up more of those little shampoos? 1.5590 0.05901 161 96 40 25
25 They have names, Karen. 1.5584 0.05970 154 91 40 23
26 What reason did the condo board give for my eviction? 1.5556 0.05538 162 92 50 20
27 I don't know how many, I keep falling asleep. 1.5556 0.06417 153 97 27 29
28 We're just hanging out watching EweTube. 1.5542 0.05636 166 97 46 23
29 Can I call you back? I'm right in the middle of a staff meeting. 1.5528 0.05904 161 97 39 25
30 Just say I'm in a meeting with my staff. 1.5519 0.05607 154 87 49 18
31 And what's your policy on emotional support animals on this flight? 1.5519 0.06114 154 94 35 25
32 Us? We’re watching Flocks News. 1.5509 0.05925 167 103 36 28
33 Judge all you want, but since I made the move I haven't lost a single one. 1.5503 0.05749 169 102 41 26
34 Medium pepperoni, and twelve mixed green salads...no dressing. 1.5503 0.05562 169 99 47 23
35 I don't know how many there are. Every time I try to count them I fall asleep. 1.5493 0.06208 142 85 36 21
36 I don’t know how many. I fall asleep after seven or eight. 1.5490 0.06006 153 92 38 23
37 I find your ad about a timeshare with a pastoral scenic view to be misleading. 1.5484 0.05946 155 93 39 23
38 Silence of the Lambs is on. You should see the looks I’m getting. 1.5481 0.06543 135 83 30 22
39 I'm surrounded by Trump supporters. 1.5479 0.06669 146 95 22 29
40 Hello Leader McConnell? I found your Senators! They're here in the Trump Hotel! 1.5471 0.05844 170 105 37 28
41 Yeah, I can talk. I'm working from home today. 1.5461 0.06110 152 93 35 24
42 I'm looking for a sophisticated border collie that would enjoy working in an urban environment 1.5455 0.05977 154 93 38 23
43 ... not alone, I’m with my staff. 1.5448 0.06265 145 89 33 23
44 They’ll watch anything except Fox. 1.5443 0.06063 158 98 34 26
45 I'm quite sure I said a dozen matching sheets. 1.5436 0.06207 149 92 33 24
46 No, Alexa. I said I need to get some S-L-E-E-P! 1.5414 0.06095 157 98 33 26
47 Where are you Mr. Trump, the Republican Leadership meeting is about to start. 1.5412 0.06023 170 109 30 31
48 I'm looking for a border collie who's tired of country living. 1.5404 0.05710 161 96 43 22
49 Fox News. What else would they be watching? They’re sheep! 1.5400 0.06248 150 94 31 25
50 I'm serious, Mary: Pick up. 1.5395 0.06041 152 93 36 23
51 Technically they're free range. 1.5379 0.05792 145 84 44 17
52 Bad news, my landlord just told me to get the flock out of here. 1.5374 0.06276 147 92 31 24
53 Siri, I said I wanted some SLEEP! 1.5374 0.06276 147 92 31 24
54 Hello, sleep disorders clinic. 1.5359 0.05940 153 93 38 22
55 Yeah, sometimes my work follows me home too. 1.5357 0.05197 168 95 56 17
56 The Christmas sweaters said "some assembly required." 1.5325 0.05632 169 103 42 24
57 No, I want the hotel manger, not the hotel manager. 1.5319 0.05917 141 83 41 17
58 Last thing I remember is doing shots with that animal rights activist we met. 1.5315 0.06102 143 87 36 20
59 As I explained at the front desk, they're service animals. I can't sleep without them! 1.5309 0.05950 162 102 34 26
60 I'd like to report a lost dog 1.5302 0.06139 149 93 33 23
61 Hello, Room Service? I'd like one shepherd's pie and 15 salads. Hold the dressing. 1.5298 0.06076 151 94 34 23
62 Don't know how many. Each time I count them I fall asleep. 1.5276 0.05923 163 103 34 26
63 No, I haven't lost them. I'm working from home. 1.5270 0.06098 148 92 34 22
64 Hi front desk? I asked for a fresh set of SHEETS. 1.5260 0.05595 173 107 41 25
65 Yes, a border collie and a large pot of coffee. Room 614. 1.5259 0.06294 135 83 33 19
66 I have no idea how many. Every time I start counting them I fall asleep. 1.5256 0.05995 156 98 34 24
67 Hello Room Service? Could you send a Border Collie? 1.5250 0.05743 160 98 40 22
68 Yeah, it's going well. I'm up to 14 followers. 1.5247 0.05483 162 96 47 19
69 Thanks to millennials and the revival of knitting, I'm living on Fifth Avenue! 1.5245 0.06023 143 87 37 19
70 Good News! I won the contract to trim the grass in Central Park. 1.5241 0.05584 166 101 43 22
71 Yes, well they’re demanding a recount. 1.5235 0.06141 149 94 32 23
72 I either need a therapist or a border collie. 1.5229 0.05944 153 95 36 22
73 Seven-hundred square feet is considered free-range in New York. 1.5227 0.05403 176 107 46 23
74 I’m watching EweTube. How about you? 1.5217 0.05851 161 101 36 24
75 Actually, I’m a sheep hoarder. 1.5217 0.06046 161 104 30 27
76 I need a large bottle of Ambien and a border collie. 1.5215 0.05860 163 103 35 25
77 Okay, I rounded up a handful of Trump supporters, now what? 1.5192 0.06065 156 100 31 25
78 Yes we rent them to insomniacs. How many do you need? 1.5179 0.05535 168 103 43 22
79 I'd move to the country, but I hate to give up the rent control. 1.5172 0.05805 174 113 32 29
80 It's great dad ... they created a new position and gave me my own staff. 1.5157 0.05633 159 97 42 20
81 I guess we'll just hang out until the cows come home. 1.5127 0.05660 158 97 41 20
82 The ad said no cats or dogs. 1.5125 0.05392 160 95 48 17
83 Not sure how many. Every time I go to count them I doze off. 1.5125 0.05677 160 99 40 21
84 The coop board told me to take them to a farm and I did that yesterday--so today I will see if they like the museum. 1.5123 0.05954 162 105 31 26
85 Room Service. Send up a Border Collie, please. 1.5119 0.05471 168 103 44 21
86 Well, it worked doctor, but now I have a different issue. 1.5115 0.05513 174 109 41 24
87 No, I don’t know how many there are—if I try to count them I fall asleep. 1.5106 0.05412 188 120 40 28
88 Hi, I saw your ad and wonder if you only walk dogs. 1.5106 0.06255 141 90 30 21
89 Yes, I definitely have experience managing a staff.” 1.5093 0.05984 161 105 30 26
90 Can I call you back? I'm in a staff meeting. 1.5093 0.05786 161 102 36 23
91 Know where I can score some grass? 1.5067 0.05734 150 92 40 18
92 Man, I think this stuff just kicked in... 1.5054 0.05227 184 114 47 23
93 Yes sir, yes sir, one penthouse full. 1.5037 0.06471 135 88 26 21
94 No, I’m her brother, Bob Peep. 1.5035 0.06416 141 93 25 23
95 The lease is very clear; no cats or dogs. 1.5035 0.06092 141 89 33 19
96 Oh yeah,I've been sleeping much better lately. 1.5033 0.05469 151 90 46 15
97 Something with a lawn. 1.5031 0.05563 159 98 42 19
98 When I woke up,they were still here. 1.5000 0.05537 160 99 42 19
99 I'd like to order a small pepperoni pizza and forty side salads.. 1.5000 0.05746 160 102 36 22
100 ...yes, and one order of ops-chay am-lay.... 1.5000 0.06135 156 104 26 26
101 Yes sir, yes sir, I have you down for three bags full. 1.5000 0.05556 162 101 41 20
102 Let Mr. Trump know that I have a lot of his base with me 1.5000 0.06458 142 95 23 24
103 My landlord said no dogs or cats. 1.5000 0.05656 150 92 41 17
104 Oh, that’s the most ridiculous story I ever heard... You’re saying she lives in a giant shoe with HOW many kids? 1.5000 0.06177 148 97 28 23
105 I'm in the middle of a staff meeting. 1.4972 0.05138 177 108 50 19
106 Well, she did get the truck, tractor, land, farm and country house - but you'll never guess what I got away with! 1.4970 0.05480 165 103 42 20
107 Yes, 3 bags. 1.4969 0.05719 161 103 36 22
108 I'll have to call you back. I'm watching the Rams. 1.4969 0.05634 159 100 39 20
109 No, I ordered LAMPS. 1.4969 0.05977 159 105 29 25
110 And my staff is absolutely useless. 1.4967 0.06160 153 102 26 25
111 How many? I don’t know. Every time I try to count them I fall asleep. 1.4966 0.06284 147 98 25 24
112 No,I'm still awake. 1.4965 0.05749 141 86 40 15
113 Oh, there's huge demand for locally sourced. 1.4964 0.06073 139 88 33 18
114 We're just hanging out waiting for the Rams game to start. 1.4932 0.06101 148 97 29 22
115 I'm just watching this show about some crazy cat lady with like thirteen cats. 1.4932 0.06176 148 98 27 23
116 Yes, customer service, I'd like to return the artisinal knitting kit. 1.4932 0.06089 146 95 30 21
117 Oh, believe me, Bo, I know where to find them. 1.4931 0.06233 144 95 27 22
118 Bo, honey, I'm telling you. I know where they are. 1.4912 0.05525 171 110 38 23
119 I'm having second thoughts about the whole urban farming thing. 1.4903 0.05520 155 96 42 17
120 19 big green salads, no dressing, and one cheeseburger. 1.4902 0.05947 153 100 31 22
121 No, I'm not off. I'm working from home today. 1.4902 0.05947 153 100 31 22
122 Could you please send up a border collie 1.4894 0.06255 141 93 27 21
123 Much better, thank you. My old job was herding cats. 1.4892 0.05986 139 88 34 17
124 No, I don't know how many there are. I keep falling asleep. 1.4885 0.05391 174 111 41 22
125 No, I'm not sure how many. Every time I try to count 'em I fall asleep. 1.4875 0.05745 160 104 34 22
126 I don't care if he's Best in Show at Westminster, he's late for work! 1.4875 0.05813 160 105 32 23
127 I'm telling you, they're obviously not comfortable watching Wolf Blitzer. 1.4873 0.05870 158 104 31 23
128 Alexa, count my sheep. 1.4872 0.05928 156 103 30 23
129 I have the television on. Maybe that's what you're hearing. 1.4867 0.05494 150 92 43 15
130 Hello? I don't think this is what I meant by 'all natural sleep-aid' 1.4859 0.05805 142 89 37 16
131 I just feel like my work follows me wherever I go. 1.4853 0.05903 136 85 36 15
132 I thought working at home would be great, but turns out it stinks. 1.4845 0.05718 161 105 34 22
133 I relocated to New York City. No...same job. 1.4841 0.05541 157 99 40 18
134 Well, it was fun for a while. But I'd like to cancel my subscription. 1.4837 0.05799 153 99 34 20
135 Just watching the Rams. . . and you? 1.4834 0.05781 151 97 35 19
136 They wanted to watch the Rams' game. 1.4834 0.05781 151 97 35 19
137 Can you pick up some lint rollers? 1.4832 0.05602 149 93 40 16
138 I’m herding from home today. 1.4828 0.05572 174 115 34 25
139 You've been awake how long....we'll be right over. 1.4826 0.05499 172 112 37 23
140 I have no idea how many, I keep falling asleep! 1.4824 0.05548 170 111 36 23
141 You can't sleep? We'll be right over. 1.4824 0.05854 170 116 26 28
142 Listen, Bo-Peep, the judge told you, they're mine Tuesdays and every second Saturday. 1.4821 0.05271 168 105 45 18
143 Ironically, they make it nearly impossible to sleep. 1.4815 0.05622 162 105 36 21
144 I told that damn Alexa to order me sheets! 1.4812 0.05812 160 106 31 23
145 I unfriended most of them but they’re still following me. 1.4812 0.05535 160 102 39 19
146 It pays better than dog walking 1.4810 0.05367 158 98 44 16
147 That's right Bo Peep, small bills in a plain paper bag. 1.4810 0.05291 158 97 46 15
148 Sure it’s crazy but I haven’t slept this well in years. 1.4810 0.05367 158 98 44 16
149 Sorry, I can't make it - I'm in the middle of a staff meeting. 1.4808 0.05567 156 99 39 18
150 Siri—play Silence of the Lambs. 1.4805 0.06127 154 105 24 25
151 I feel like I should just go back to Ambien. 1.4803 0.05975 152 101 29 22
152 I am not a hoarder.....I'm a herder! 1.4800 0.06036 150 100 28 22
153 They insisted we watch the Rams game. 1.4798 0.05093 173 107 49 17
154 Hello, Ms. Peep? I'm not sure I can explain this, but I think I have some good news for you. 1.4797 0.05463 148 91 43 14
155 I don't know what it is Harold, they just love watching Fox News. 1.4790 0.05688 167 111 32 24
156 She got the house and land, but I managed to win the sheep. 1.4786 0.05865 140 89 35 16
157 Is the wolf off Wall Street yet? 1.4783 0.05648 161 105 35 21
158 Yes, this is Mr. Shepard. Is this the customer service department? Thank goodness. Yes, there's been a mistake. The order was for white sheets. 1.4783 0.06358 138 93 24 21
159 This farm to table gift you sent me sucks. 1.4779 0.05617 136 83 41 12
160 I'm not sure how many. Every time I count them, I fall asleep. 1.4777 0.05466 157 99 41 17
161 Listen, Bo Peep, if you get the cops involved, you can kiss your flock goodbye. 1.4774 0.06026 155 105 26 24
162 I can’t tonight, it’s my weekend with the kids. 1.4773 0.05403 176 115 38 23
163 Yes, I unplugged the cable box and plugged in again but they didn't go away. 1.4765 0.05732 170 115 29 26
164 I finally whipped my insomnia, but Marcia's left me. 1.4762 0.05738 147 94 36 17
165 I'm still getting used to working from home... 1.4759 0.05584 166 109 35 22
166 If you can be a little more specific, I'll see if he's here. 1.4759 0.05714 145 92 37 16
167 It’s rent controlled, so I actually don’t pay more than 2 bags full 1.4759 0.05714 145 92 37 16
168 So what do I do with them when I’m awake? 1.4756 0.05293 164 103 44 17
169 In hindsight, Melatonin would have been better. 1.4753 0.05341 162 102 43 17
170 Yes, I can schedule your lawn for Tuesday at 10 am. Will your dogs be inside? 1.4752 0.05919 141 91 33 17
171 Working from home has been more challenging than I imagined. 1.4747 0.05440 158 100 41 17
172 Today I'm working from home 1.4746 0.05197 177 113 44 20
173 Can you tell the president, he has lost some of his base? 1.4744 0.06063 156 107 24 25
174 No, I gotta stay in -- I brought a bunch of work home with me. 1.4737 0.05750 152 99 34 19
175 Mary? I found ‘em. 1.4737 0.05459 171 112 37 22
176 The Oval Office got all the black ones 1.4733 0.06532 131 89 22 20
177 I'm not sure how many I have. Every time count them, I doze off. 1.4730 0.05627 148 94 38 16
178 Ewe Haul? 1.4726 0.06007 146 97 29 20
179 Yes, the usual - one small pepperoni pizza and 12 garden salads, no dressing. 1.4720 0.05782 161 108 30 23
180 Sheets! I said new sheets! 1.4720 0.05507 161 104 38 19
181 Twelve. I count them every night, and there are twelve of them. Then I drink myself to sleep. 1.4717 0.05700 159 105 33 21
182 You tell Bo-Peep to wire the money by midnight or she never sees them again. 1.4714 0.06203 140 94 26 20
183 I hate bringing work home on the weekends. 1.4710 0.06014 138 90 31 17
184 It’s baa this and baa that. Their negativity is killing me. 1.4710 0.05744 138 87 37 14
185 Yeah, white as snow. Yep, every where I go. 1.4710 0.05744 138 87 37 14
186 They want me to tell you they're not stock, they're emotional support sheep, and they won't be coming back." 1.4706 0.06169 136 90 28 18
187 Yes, I would like to renew my Ambien prescription. 1.4691 0.05754 162 109 30 23
188 Yes, I am dressed like a shepherd. What are you wearing? 1.4688 0.05741 160 107 31 22
189 For some reason, all they want to watch is Fox News. 1.4688 0.05672 160 106 33 21
190 I just invited the one. You know how they are. 1.4686 0.05239 175 113 42 20
191 Yes, I'm still awake. 1.4685 0.05770 143 92 35 16
192 I’d like to order some grass, please...Yes sir, yes, sir, three bags full. 1.4685 0.05597 143 90 39 14
193 No, honey, I said "flock" - we gotta get the flock outta here 1.4679 0.05563 156 101 37 18
194 Yes, they've been very understanding of my emotional support flock. 1.4679 0.05489 156 100 39 17
195 Yeah they are a lot of work, but I’ve been sleeping like a baby! 1.4679 0.05782 156 104 31 21
196 Eight or nine of them, I believe. I keep falling asleep. 1.4675 0.05766 154 102 32 20
197 What is the maximum number of emotional support sheep you allow on a flight? 1.4675 0.06123 154 107 22 25
198 No, still not married - why do you ask? 1.4672 0.05866 137 88 34 15
199 Not sure if they're all here; every time I try to count them, I doze off. 1.4672 0.06134 137 91 28 18
200 Yeah, I tried counting sheep. It worked, I just didn't expect them to be here when I woke up... 1.4672 0.06306 137 93 24 20
201 I said a dozen sheets 1.4667 0.05801 165 113 27 25
202 They insist on Fox News. Something about wool over your eyes. 1.4667 0.06106 150 103 24 23
203 I prefer CNN, but they insist on Fox News. 1.4667 0.05481 180 122 32 26
204 I'd like to order one shepherd's pie and 24 kale salads, please. 1.4651 0.05369 172 113 38 21
205 I'm in a leadership position... 1.4650 0.05681 157 104 33 20
206 Sure the rent is expensive but I’m sleeping a lot better. 1.4648 0.05624 142 90 38 14
207 They are emotional support sheep. I’ve got lots of issues. 1.4645 0.05359 155 98 42 15
208 I'm calling to report a lost dog. 1.4645 0.05737 155 103 32 20
209 Well, you might have included that little detail in the brochure. 1.4643 0.05498 140 87 41 12
210 Room service? I said I needed to get plenty of sleep! 1.4634 0.05565 164 109 34 21
211 Mom, a lot of people work from home these days, I’ll be fine! 1.4634 0.05497 164 108 36 20
212 No, doc. . .wide awake. Should I count 'em again? 1.4630 0.05408 162 105 39 18
213 Hello, Bo? I've found them! 1.4629 0.05045 175 111 47 17
214 I don't know how many. Every time I try to count I fall asleep. 1.4626 0.05893 147 98 30 19
215 I can't. I had to bring some work home tonight. 1.4626 0.05733 147 96 34 17
216 Hey Bo. So if we're officially through, when are you picking up the rest of your things? 1.4620 0.05509 158 103 37 18
217 Yes sir, yes sir, two bags full. 1.4615 0.05635 156 103 34 19
218 OK, they came home. Now what? 1.4615 0.06099 143 97 26 20
219 No, just one small burger and forty-three large salads. 1.4615 0.05486 156 101 38 17
220 No, I can't do lunch today. I'm working from home. 1.4611 0.05128 180 117 43 20
221 I guess it wasn't a dream after all. 1.4610 0.05914 141 93 31 17
222 Yeah, we're in town for the manger scene. 1.4610 0.05914 141 93 31 17
223 Hello Amazon? I think there's been some mistake. I ordered a dozen sheets. 1.4606 0.05471 165 109 36 20
224 You tell me the insomniac's room number...I send the sheep. 1.4605 0.05353 152 96 42 14
225 It's like this, Bo-Peep, $25,000 in old unmarked bills or you will never see them again 1.4605 0.05592 152 99 36 17
226 ...good news, Ms. Peep...I found your sheep. 1.4605 0.05669 152 100 34 18
227 This isn’t quite what I expected when you said farm to table. 1.4604 0.05889 139 91 32 16
228 I didn’t say, “Get the FLOCK over here” ... 1.4600 0.05647 150 98 35 17
229 Yes, a BLT and two bales of hay. 1.4596 0.05431 161 105 38 18
230 Bo Peep. Meet me at Main and Bailey in two hours. Bring $25,000 in small bills. Come alone. 1.4595 0.06017 148 101 26 21
231 I'll have to re-think this working from home thing. 1.4589 0.05509 146 93 39 14
232 Yeah, I just arrived at the air baa and baa. It’s perfect. 1.4588 0.05478 170 114 34 22
233 Yeah, for delivery--a dozen mixed-green salads, no dressing, and a shepherd's pie. 1.4586 0.05890 157 108 26 23
234 Hello? I'd like to report a missing - well, yes, - he is black but I don't see why that matters. 1.4586 0.05750 157 106 30 21
235 Kind of a problem. I woke up and they're still here. 1.4583 0.05564 144 92 38 14
236 Twelve green salads, no dressing. 1.4581 0.05434 155 100 39 16
237 We're watching ewe tube. 1.4581 0.05734 155 104 31 20
238 I'll be working from home today. 1.4578 0.05377 166 109 38 19
239 When you first put me on hold, there were only two sheep in the room. 1.4577 0.06130 142 97 25 20
240 No, I can't tell you how many. I keep falling asleep. 1.4575 0.06009 153 106 24 23
241 Yeah, the State Fair was great. Unfortunately the raffle prize wasn't the Cadillac this year. 1.4575 0.05485 153 99 38 16
242 Working from home. How about you? 1.4575 0.05640 153 101 34 18
243 It sure beats having an elephant in the room! 1.4573 0.05426 164 108 37 19
244 Well, they’re sheep! They like Fox News! 1.4573 0.05760 164 113 27 24
245 Working from home today. What are YOU doing? 1.4571 0.06280 140 97 22 21
246 What do you mean, “lost”? It’s my weekend to have them! 1.4570 0.05538 151 98 37 16
247 On the upside, I haven't seen a wolf all day. 1.4567 0.06300 127 85 26 16
248 Not much, just getting in the mood to watch a Trump Rally. 1.4564 0.06059 149 103 24 22
249 I told Alexa I needed more SLEEP. 1.4564 0.05908 149 101 28 20
250 Not bad, but the dog's still working on getting the last couple into the elevator. 1.4563 0.05736 160 109 29 22
251 What comes after "leave them alone and they'll come home?" 1.4559 0.05608 136 86 38 12
252 Mother, Mary left me. 1.4558 0.06046 147 101 25 21
253 Hello, Bo Peep? If you want to see your sheep again, listen carefully.... 1.4557 0.05791 158 108 28 22
254 I'm not sure how many....every time I try and count them I fall asleep 1.4556 0.05437 169 113 35 21
255 A sheep-friendly building and rent-stabilized. Who knew? 1.4556 0.05065 180 117 44 19
256 Sure he's cunning, but that wolf will never get past the co-op board. 1.4552 0.05705 145 95 34 16
257 This is the last time I order a wool coat from IKEA. 1.4552 0.06031 145 99 26 20
258 Lost the farm. Staying with my son and his wife. 1.4552 0.05788 145 96 32 17
259 Sheets! I asked for fresh sheets! 1.4551 0.05777 156 106 29 21
260 I wanted a cheap hotel, not a sheep hotel. 1.4551 0.05679 167 115 28 24
261 I decided to work from home today. 1.4545 0.05590 143 92 37 14
262 Me?... holding an offsite staff meeting. 1.4545 0.05148 176 115 42 19
263 Yes we can help treat insomnia. 1.4545 0.05611 154 102 34 18
264 You always herd the ones you love. 1.4541 0.05022 185 121 44 20
265 Don't be so dramatic. It's called shared custody and you know where to find them 1.4540 0.05318 174 116 37 21
266 No...I said “send up more SHEETS” 1.4539 0.05892 152 104 27 21
267 ...and I'll have the shepherd's pie. 1.4539 0.05666 152 101 33 18
268 Reservation for twelve at Tavern on the Green, please. 1.4533 0.05563 150 98 36 16
269 I'd like to order ten salads and one pizza, please. 1.4533 0.05643 150 99 34 17
270 We're just watching "Silence of the Lambs." 1.4532 0.06146 139 95 25 19
271 I'll be right down. He's my only black one. 1.4530 0.06130 117 75 31 11
272 how many manger scenes are we looking at? 1.4528 0.05692 159 108 30 21
273 What size does the sweater need to be ? 1.4527 0.05699 148 98 33 17
274 Let me call you back, I'm just in a staff meeting right now. 1.4527 0.05281 148 93 43 12
275 So I finally one-upped that urban farmer who lives next door. 1.4524 0.06435 126 86 23 17
276 Yes, one medium pepperoni mushroom and a dozen side salads... 1.4524 0.05192 168 109 42 17
277 ...and I wonder why I'm single 1.4522 0.05530 157 104 35 18
278 But Dad, I have a job. 1.4522 0.05455 157 103 37 17
279 I think it's time for me to move to greener pastures. 1.4521 0.05591 146 95 36 15
280 ... and do you allow pets? 1.4519 0.06106 135 91 27 17
281 I couldn't sleep so we're watching a movie. 1.4519 0.06284 135 93 23 19
282 Yeah, I'm trying out this new “work from home” option 1.4516 0.05731 155 105 30 20
283 I think I’ve become their emotional support animal. 1.4514 0.05294 175 117 37 21
284 Yes, I slept just fine, but now I have a different problem. 1.4514 0.05899 144 97 29 18
285 Wait, so when you texted "Go Flock Yourself," that was a typo? 1.4507 0.05791 142 94 32 16
286 Hello, front desk? I'd like to request wake-up service. 1.4506 0.05542 162 109 33 20
287 Tell Bo-Peep we want small, unmarked bills. 1.4503 0.05614 151 100 34 17
288 Room service? I would like to order 15 Kale salads with no dressing. 1.4500 0.05764 140 92 33 15
289 No, not that kind of grass... 1.4500 0.05523 160 107 34 19
290 No, this is her brother Bob Peep; can I take a message? 1.4500 0.05594 160 108 32 20
291 Just wait until the cows come home. 1.4500 0.05305 160 104 40 16
292 I don’t know how many. I get to 10 and I’m out. 1.4497 0.05030 169 108 46 15
293 Yes..I'd like the shepherd's pie. For twelve. 1.4491 0.05482 167 113 33 21
294 I have a question about the new sleep app. 1.4490 0.05886 147 100 28 19
295 Yes, this is the Shepherd residence. 1.4490 0.05807 147 99 30 18
296 Me? I’m just at a gathering of Trump supporters. And what are you up to? 1.4490 0.05965 147 101 26 20
297 No problem. We're watching the Rams game. 1.4489 0.05017 176 114 45 17
298 Yeah. I started with dog-walking and things just kind of took off from there. 1.4487 0.05554 156 104 34 18
299 We’ve lost our way. 1.4485 0.05532 165 112 32 21
300 The lease only said no dogs. 1.4483 0.05188 174 115 40 19
301 I find it hard to relax because my work follows me everywhere." 1.4474 0.05426 152 99 38 15
302 I apologize, we'll take the stairs next time. 1.4471 0.04937 170 108 48 14
303 Nothing much — just watching a little EweTube. 1.4468 0.05732 141 93 33 15
304 I was skeptical at first, but I got to say, I'm really starting to enjoy this working from home thing. 1.4468 0.05819 141 94 31 16
305 I like the new gig, except when they ask me to take work home. 1.4467 0.05639 150 100 33 17
306 My lease said no cats or dogs 1.4465 0.05401 159 105 37 17
307 Tell Mr. Trump I have just arrived with a group of his most devoted supporters and we look forward to meeting him. 1.4464 0.05456 168 114 33 21
308 Apartment living really IS easier; I haven’t lost a single one. 1.4460 0.05701 139 91 34 14
309 I just want to inquire about how many comfort animals you allow me to take on my flight? 1.4459 0.05300 157 102 40 15
310 Another insomnia case? I'll be right there. 1.4459 0.05672 157 107 30 20
311 Front desk? I thought you said "CHEAP ROOM" . 1.4459 0.05672 157 107 30 20
312 The lease said no dogs,nothing about sheep. 1.4459 0.05300 157 102 40 15
313 $500 on the Rams. I have inside information. 1.4459 0.05300 157 102 40 15
314 So I decided I'll work from home today.. 1.4458 0.05371 166 111 36 19
315 I would tell you how many, but I might nod off. 1.4458 0.05092 166 107 44 15
316 Damned if it didn't work. I left them alone. They came home. 1.4457 0.05165 175 116 40 19
317 Not much. Brought some work home with me. 1.4453 0.05474 137 87 39 11
318 …yeah, the real trick is finding something they all want to watch. 1.4452 0.05753 146 98 31 17
319 I told the condo board I worked in commodities. 1.4452 0.05426 155 102 37 16
320 I'm not sure how many there are. Every time I try to count them, I fall asleep! 1.4451 0.05399 173 118 33 22
321 The Rams are up by 3 points; you wouldn't believe the tension in the room. 1.4444 0.05237 153 98 42 13
322 I'm not sure if it's from the counting or the tending, but I'm definitely sleeping better. 1.4444 0.05070 153 96 46 11
323 No, not "you", I said I have a problem with "ewes". 1.4444 0.05642 144 95 34 15
324 About how big is each dinner salad? 1.4444 0.05742 162 113 26 23
325 I'm working from home today. 1.4438 0.05232 169 112 39 18
326 The sheep didn't work Doc...couldn't I just take an Ambien? 1.4438 0.05365 169 114 35 20
327 I’d like to order twelve salads to go. 1.4438 0.05301 160 105 39 16
328 That's 11 large salads, hold the feta... 1.4437 0.05609 151 101 33 17
329 No, I said I could use more _sleep_. 1.4432 0.04949 176 114 46 16
330 Hi, I’m calling to reserve a ewe-haul. 1.4432 0.05508 176 123 28 25
331 That’s right — a large cheese pizza and a border collie. 1.4430 0.05643 158 108 30 20
332 It's honestly far superior to urban beekeeping. 1.4430 0.05419 149 97 38 14
333 Well, I told them the grass wasn’t always greener but they wanted to see for themselves. 1.4430 0.05502 149 98 36 15
334 This isn't working. I need to go back on Ambien. 1.4425 0.05249 174 117 37 20
335 I'm actually not sure how many I have, I keep dozing off around 10. 1.4424 0.05595 165 114 29 22
336 Yeah, I'm stuck spending the holiday with Trump supporters too. 1.4424 0.05725 165 116 25 24
337 No, no, Genie. I said I wanted a CHEAP apartment. 1.4423 0.05697 156 107 29 20
338 Hello, Tavern on the Green? I'd like to reserve just the Green for dinner tonight. 1.4423 0.05399 156 103 37 16
339 I know, I know -- gotta stop bringing my work home with me. 1.4423 0.05001 156 98 47 11
340 It always seemed unfair that I got to see where they live but they never got to see my place. 1.4422 0.05386 147 95 39 13
341 They’re my emotional support flock. 1.4420 0.05728 138 91 33 14
342 Can't. I'm watching the Rams play tonight. 1.4419 0.05483 172 119 30 23
343 I think sleeping pills may have been the more practical option. 1.4416 0.05211 154 99 42 13
344 That’s right, 3 fish tacos, a diet coke , and 50 bales of hay. 1.4416 0.05527 154 103 34 17
345 Every time I try to count them I fall asleep 1.4414 0.05438 145 94 38 13
346 Yes sir... yes sir. That is correct....two bags full 1.4408 0.05422 152 100 37 15
347 Actually, they let me work from home. 1.4407 0.05304 177 121 34 22
348 Sometimes you just get a sudden craving for twelve sheep, and I guess that's the danger of Amazon Prime 1.4406 0.05840 143 97 29 17
349 You never listen to me. I said I wasn't getting enough SLEEP. 1.4403 0.05851 134 89 31 14
350 Not as well as I'd hoped, actually. I'm going back on Ambien. 1.4403 0.05685 159 110 28 21
351 I counted, I slept, now what? 1.4403 0.05323 159 105 38 16
352 Yes, i placed the ad looking for a border collie who could work an elevator 1.4400 0.05791 150 103 28 19
353 Yes sir, yes sir, free shipping with three bags full 1.4398 0.05299 166 111 37 18
354 Turns out, it's much easier than walking dogs and I've never slept better. 1.4395 0.05295 157 103 39 15
355 That’s right, I’m working from home today. 1.4393 0.05007 173 113 44 16
356 Bo-Peep here. You wouldn’t believe where I found them. 1.4392 0.05771 148 101 29 18
357 What specific home owners regulation are you referring to ? 1.4392 0.05358 148 96 39 13
358 Please send up a Border Collie. 1.4392 0.05183 148 94 43 11
359 Nothing much, just at home watching Ewe-Tube 1.4390 0.05346 164 110 36 18
360 Fortunately, there was a sheepdog on the co-op's board - he voted us in. 1.4390 0.05275 164 109 38 17
361 I'm just watching the game with some other rams fans. 1.4390 0.05484 164 112 32 20
362 It's a lot easier now that I have my own place. 1.4388 0.05510 139 90 37 12
363 The good news is, I'm off the Ambien. 1.4387 0.05723 155 107 28 20
364 A hamburger, fries, and 12 bales of clover. 1.4384 0.05141 146 92 44 10
365 Yes, doctor, I already tried that. Will you PLEASE just renew my Ambien prescription? 1.4384 0.05665 146 98 32 16
366 Fine so far, the escalator was a bit of a problem. 1.4383 0.05102 162 105 43 14
367 You said no dogs. 1.4383 0.05394 162 109 35 18
368 Yes, I read the lease, but technically sheep aren’t pets. 1.4383 0.05026 162 104 45 13
369 Your profile mentions knitting as a hobby? 1.4380 0.05848 137 92 30 15
370 Hi, Bo Peep? I have them. 1.4380 0.05939 137 93 28 16
371 It's a little less space than we're used to. 1.4380 0.05566 137 89 36 12
372 Yes, I think I'm highly qualified to be head of the GOP. 1.4375 0.05793 160 113 24 23
373 Just chillin'. Watching the Rams game. 1.4375 0.05281 144 92 41 11
374 ... yeah, they all wanted to watch the Rams, so I just brought them back to my place. 1.4370 0.05624 135 88 35 12
375 Hello? Rent-a-Border-Collie? 1.4362 0.05414 149 98 37 14
376 I requested new sheets. 1.4362 0.05660 149 101 31 17
377 I left them alone and they came home, just like you said. Now what? 1.4359 0.05470 156 105 34 17
378 No, that's it, just the one case of mint jelly. 1.4358 0.04948 179 118 44 17
379 Well, first we moved to greener pastures, and it just sort of snowballed from there... 1.4357 0.05930 140 96 27 17
380 I don't know how many. I keep falling asleep when I count. 1.4354 0.05717 147 100 30 17
381 Yep, I took them to the zoo. And tomorrow we’re seeing Hamilton. 1.4354 0.05634 147 99 32 16
382 Cannabis hotline?...how long does it take for edibles to wear off? 1.4353 0.05400 170 117 32 21
383 Sure I’m falling asleep faster, but what do I do with them during the day? 1.4353 0.05336 170 116 34 20
384 You know it's the same old bah, bah, bah. How about you? 1.4353 0.05203 170 114 38 18
385 The wolf of Wall Street? I've got the deal of the decade here for you. 1.4351 0.05846 131 87 31 13
386 It's 2018, of course I can work from home. 1.4351 0.05894 154 109 23 22
387 Are you saying one of these has to be a wolf? 1.4351 0.05598 154 105 31 18
388 Mom, I need you to understand. If I can make it here, I can make it anywhere. 1.4348 0.06081 138 96 24 18
389 Well, it depends on how you define "free-range" 1.4348 0.05197 161 106 40 15
390 And then I heard about vertical farming. 1.4348 0.05629 138 91 34 13
391 I was tired of herding cats. 1.4343 0.05028 175 116 42 17
392 Trouble falling asleep? Hmm. Ok. How many would you like? 1.4342 0.05575 152 103 32 17
393 Well, if this doesn't cure my insomnia, I don't know what will. 1.4340 0.05393 159 107 35 17
394 Yeah, I found ‘em. They got a nice, little sub-let in Queens. 1.4340 0.05538 159 109 31 19
395 I hate it when work follows me home. 1.4340 0.05089 159 103 43 13
396 Bo Peep? Little Boy Blue here. I found them. 1.4340 0.05680 159 111 27 21
397 OK--so I've counted them. Now what?? 1.4340 0.05089 159 103 43 13
398 I must have nodded off again. 1.4338 0.05783 136 91 31 14
399 But *everyone* works from home now. 1.4338 0.05877 136 92 29 15
400 What is your policy on emotional support herds? 1.4337 0.05154 166 110 40 16
401 Yes, that's right: twelve bushels of hay, a burger and a shake." 1.4337 0.05225 166 111 38 17
402 Dog walking was nowhere near this complicated 1.4336 0.05575 143 95 34 14
403 Yes, I counted them. 1.4333 0.05863 150 105 25 20
404 Who knew so many people in Manhattan needed a sheepwalker? 1.4331 0.05591 157 108 30 19
405 I’m not sure if this work from home thing is sustainable. 1.4331 0.05213 157 103 40 14
406 I give up sweetheart- bring my sleeping pills. 1.4331 0.05663 157 109 28 20
407 I got the shepard's hook, the outfit, and the sheep, and we're waiting in your apartment -- where are you? 1.4331 0.05290 157 104 38 15
408 I unfriended them but they’re still following me! 1.4331 0.05213 157 103 40 14
409 No, plural. 1.4329 0.05479 164 113 31 20
410 What do you mean, try Ambien? 1.4324 0.04707 185 120 50 15
411 I had to work from home today. 1.4324 0.05266 148 96 40 12
412 Of course the rug is Nylon. Do you think I want to upset them?” 1.4323 0.05417 155 104 35 16
413 Just tending the flock. What are you doing? 1.4317 0.05870 139 95 28 16
414 That's right, a pair of wool shears, and 20 cases of carpet stain remover. 1.4315 0.05660 146 99 31 16
415 Look Buster! We came all the way to New York for the nativity scene gig. 1.4315 0.05404 146 96 37 13
416 They calmed down once I turned off Wolf Blitzer. 1.4314 0.05389 153 102 36 15
417 I just feel like my work follows me home" 1.4314 0.05623 153 105 30 18
418 Yes, could I have the number of the little boy that lives down the lane? 1.4311 0.05130 167 111 40 16
419 He can't fall asleep? I'll be right there! 1.4308 0.05668 130 85 34 11
420 Yes, cancel the Ambien prescription. I'm going to try a natural approach. 1.4304 0.05489 158 108 32 18
421 Actually, I work from home. 1.4303 0.05452 165 114 31 20
422 Oh nothing, just watching the Rams. 1.4295 0.05574 149 101 32 16
423 Why me? Because everyone else in the Department of Agriculture was fired. 1.4295 0.05409 149 99 36 14
424 I thought, For a change, Why don't I just follow them? 1.4295 0.05574 149 101 32 16
425 I brought some work home with me. 1.4295 0.05574 149 101 32 16
426 We're just hanging out and watching the Rams game. 1.4295 0.05389 156 105 35 16
427 They said that I could work from home. 1.4295 0.05465 156 106 33 17
428 Yeah, there are fewer side effects than Ambien, but I don't know if the upkeep is worth it. 1.4294 0.05292 163 110 36 17
429 I told you I was working from home today. 1.4294 0.05502 163 113 30 20
430 Mom, plenty of people work from home. 1.4293 0.04777 191 127 46 18
431 No, no, no. Sheets...I need extra SHEETS 1.4286 0.05192 161 107 39 15
432 House sitting at Bo-Peep's place. You? 1.4286 0.05281 154 102 38 14
433 Bo? It’s me. Have you lost anything? 1.4286 0.05517 154 105 32 17
434 Nothing, it’s just the TV. 1.4286 0.05792 147 102 27 18
435 What's that? You can't sleep? OK we'll be right over. 1.4286 0.05106 168 112 40 16
436 I said, "I can't SLEEP without a fresh set of SHEETS!" 1.4277 0.05196 173 118 36 19
437 Somehow I thought moving to the city would be a bigger change. 1.4277 0.05324 173 120 32 21
438 Can't sleep? Come on over. 1.4277 0.05006 166 109 43 14
439 Ok guys, NYPD says the wolf is in custody! 1.4277 0.05078 166 110 41 15
440 Sendup a burger, french fries. and 12 salads, hold the dressing. 1.4277 0.05083 159 104 42 13
441 They just followed me here. You know what they're like. 1.4277 0.05461 159 109 32 18
442 Hey man, got any grass? 1.4277 0.05533 159 110 30 19
443 Yes, I'm their emotional support animal. 1.4276 0.05570 152 104 31 17
444 Friday is work from home day. 1.4276 0.05330 152 101 37 14
445 Yeah, I'm working from home today. 1.4276 0.05851 145 101 26 18
446 On Fridays the ranch lets me work from home. 1.4268 0.05512 157 108 31 18
447 They won't let me put on Fox. 1.4267 0.05934 150 107 22 21
448 But can you describe the sheep you lost? 1.4260 0.05151 169 114 38 17
449 I'm looking for a sheep dog that is not afraid of heights 1.4260 0.05151 169 114 38 17
450 Yeah it’s inconvenient but I’ve been sleeping great. 1.4259 0.05240 162 109 37 16
451 Mary's at her yoga class. Can I take a message? 1.4259 0.05166 162 108 39 15
452 No--so far they've been holding it in 1.4259 0.05166 162 108 39 15
453 Yeah. I found them. We're here at the Trump Tower. 1.4258 0.05857 155 111 22 22
454 I'm shepherding from home today. 1.4258 0.05333 155 104 36 15
455 Nothing much How are the cows 1.4257 0.05171 148 96 41 11
456 Not sure how many now. I tend to nod off when I try to count them. 1.4257 0.05431 148 99 35 14
457 But on the positive side, I'm sleeping better. 1.4255 0.05715 141 96 30 15
458 You were right Mother. I left them alone and they came home. 1.4254 0.05543 134 88 35 11
459 Yes, a cheeseburger medium rare, a glass of scotch, and 45 pounds of clover” 1.4253 0.04909 174 115 44 15
460 No, I'm not sick. Just working from home today. 1.4250 0.05433 160 110 32 18
461 Hello, Is this the wolf of Wall Street? 1.4248 0.05693 153 107 27 19
462 You have the wrong number; this is the lamblord, not landlord. 1.4248 0.05221 153 101 39 13
463 Oh, ya know,mostly ....just tending to things. 1.4247 0.05397 146 97 36 13
464 Yes Mr. President your followers are assembled as you directed. 1.4247 0.05654 146 100 30 16
465 Turns out there’s not much of a market for sheep in the city that never sleeps. 1.4247 0.05219 146 95 40 11
466 I must have misheard her. Apparently she said "Go to room 514 if you wanna flock." 1.4242 0.05515 165 116 28 21
467 Just to give you the heads up, I'll be working from home today. 1.4242 0.05601 132 87 34 11
468 I actually think I'm more productive when I work from home 1.4242 0.05024 165 109 42 14
469 I'd like to switch back to Ambien, please. 1.4241 0.05334 158 107 35 16
470 They said I have to pay extra for roaming 1.4238 0.05514 151 103 32 16
471 You'll have to ask one of the other shepherds. I'm working from home today, 1.4238 0.05514 151 103 32 16
472 Listen, Peep, you'll get your sheep when I get my cash. 1.4233 0.05286 163 111 35 17
473 You never want to come over anymore. It's the cane, isn't it? 1.4233 0.05428 163 113 31 19
474 Bo? Found ‘em. 1.4231 0.05306 156 105 36 15
475 Oh, and I've been sleeping great. 1.4231 0.05867 130 88 29 13
476 How should I know? Every time I try to count them, I doze off. 1.4231 0.05383 156 106 34 16
477 No, that's the problem. They all think for themselves. 1.4231 0.06165 130 91 23 16
478 Yeah,we're working from home today. Try calling our field office. 1.4228 0.05402 149 100 35 14
479 ...and thirty side salads. 1.4225 0.05770 142 98 28 16
480 Siri, call wolf. 1.4224 0.05617 161 114 26 21
481 Yeah...they let me work at home two days a week, and I'm in the field the other three. 1.4224 0.05260 161 109 36 16
482 It didn't work; better send up some Ambien. 1.4224 0.05334 161 110 34 17
483 That whole follow the star of Bethlehem thing didn't work. I ended up in downtown Cleveland. 1.4221 0.05588 154 107 29 18
484 Haven't slept in a week? My associates and I will be right over. 1.4221 0.05588 154 107 29 18
485 Send more sheep...I'm still awake! 1.4221 0.05028 154 100 43 11
486 Well, we got kicked out of Botanical Garden today, otherwise the trip's been great. 1.4221 0.05355 154 104 35 15
487 Room service? I need grass, a lot of grass- no, no,not pot. 1.4218 0.05623 147 101 30 16
488 Yeah, I'm back in the city, but I brought some work home with me. 1.4218 0.05192 147 96 40 11
489 I was tired of being sheepless in Seattle. 1.4217 0.05215 166 113 36 17
490 Just let her know I found them. 1.4217 0.05421 166 116 30 20
491 No, it's ok, I can talk. Just wrapping up a staff meeting. 1.4214 0.05078 159 105 41 13
492 Insomnia in room 34? I'm on it. 1.4214 0.05455 159 110 31 18
493 On Fridays I shepherd from home. 1.4211 0.05564 152 105 30 17
494 About that lawn mowing job? 1.4211 0.05158 152 100 40 12
495 Me? Not much. Watching some EweTube. 1.4207 0.05401 164 114 31 19
496 Remember? Fridays I work from home. 1.4207 0.05537 164 116 27 21
497 ...I got to 12, fell asleep, and in the morning they were still here. 1.4207 0.05401 164 114 31 19
498 Great news, we just signed a long term contract with the sleep clinic. 1.4207 0.05116 164 110 39 15
499 Sure, you can try the sleep meditation app; but we're here in the building. We can be there in ten minutes. 1.4207 0.05679 145 100 29 16
500 The price was right and there's a garden on the roof." 1.4204 0.05042 157 103 42 12
501 Predictably, they just want to see Times Square 1.4204 0.05356 157 107 34 16
502 I thought you said get the flock back to the apartment and bring the staff. 1.4204 0.05506 157 109 30 18
503 I thought you said this would help me sleep. 1.4200 0.05290 150 100 37 13
504 Bo, you left some of your stuff at my place... 1.4200 0.05374 150 101 35 14
505 Fourteen. How many did you get? 1.4199 0.04833 181 121 44 16
506 Do you have outdoor seating? 1.4198 0.04933 162 106 44 12
507 Quiet guys, it’s our agent about the Rockefeller Center Nativity 1.4196 0.05562 143 97 32 14
508 A rack of lamb medium rare; but could you deliver them in an unmarked container 1.4195 0.05037 174 118 39 17
509 I don't hear it. Must be on your end. 1.4194 0.05558 155 108 29 18
510 He’s still awake? Sure, I can send another herd, but these are my best jumpers and that’s overtime plus time and a half. 1.4189 0.05509 148 101 32 15
511 We're just going to watch the herding dog competition and then have a snack in central park. 1.4187 0.04813 160 103 47 10
512 Nope, I'm working from home today. 1.4184 0.05527 141 95 33 13
513 No. I tried it. I still can't sleep. 1.4184 0.05708 141 97 29 15
514 Yeah I’m not feeling great. I thought I’d work from home today. 1.4183 0.05131 153 101 40 12
515 They said pets were okay. 1.4183 0.05377 153 104 34 15
516 They're not lost they're having a sheep over 1.4183 0.05456 153 105 32 16
517 "You have 24 hours to come with the ransom, Ms. Bo-Peep " 1.4182 0.05305 165 114 33 18
518 Your ad for a private Peep Show was totally misleading. 1.4181 0.05038 177 121 38 18
519 Yeah, I'll be working from home today. 1.4178 0.05812 146 103 25 18
520 Nothing much--just been catching up on my sheep. 1.4178 0.05212 146 96 39 11
521 Sorry mom the job options are pretty limited when you have a degree in biblical studies... 1.4177 0.05252 158 107 36 15
522 I did. Twelve. 1.4173 0.05583 139 94 32 13
523 My border collie is on vacation. The temp service sent me a bichon frise who keeps herding us to the upper west side. 1.4173 0.06118 139 100 20 19
524 Okay, play date in Central Park. We'll met you there. 1.4172 0.05427 151 103 33 15
525 Working from home, why? 1.4167 0.05789 144 101 26 17
526 Yes, well they’re as confused as I am. 1.4167 0.05159 180 126 33 21
527 I don't know. I fall asleep every time I try to count them. 1.4167 0.05221 156 105 37 14
528 No, I said I wanted a room where I could get a ton of SLEEP. 1.4167 0.05618 144 99 30 15
529 I said, I wanted a room with a view...not a room full of ewes. 1.4167 0.05233 168 116 34 18
530 I think I misunderstood how Pay Per Ewe works. 1.4161 0.05471 161 113 29 19
531 I'm going to be working from home today. 1.4161 0.05479 149 102 32 15
532 He was already asleep when we got here. Do we still get paid? 1.4161 0.05642 149 104 28 17
533 Will someone be a lamb and get me a beer? 1.4161 0.05479 149 102 32 15
534 QVC...I'd like to order a border collie. 1.4161 0.05479 149 102 32 15
535 We've got nativity scenes in all five boroughs. 1.4161 0.05919 137 96 25 16
536 Room service, I'd like to order the L-A-M-B chops. 1.4161 0.05828 137 95 27 15
537 I’ve started working from home. 1.4160 0.05813 125 84 30 11
538 Bo's not here. I'm just the sitter. 1.4157 0.04887 178 120 42 16
539 On reflection, there were probably more practical sleeping-aids on the market. 1.4157 0.05279 166 115 33 18
540 Okay, tonight I'll try melatonin instead. 1.4156 0.05349 154 105 34 15
541 I thought you said “go home and get some sheep” 1.4156 0.05427 154 106 32 16
542 Now the only thing lost is the remote. 1.4156 0.05269 154 104 36 14
543 The pay isn't great, but they let me work from home. 1.4154 0.05437 130 85 36 9
544 I told the hotel I had some emotional support animals 1.4153 0.04914 183 125 40 18
545 Can’t talk now, I’m at my sleep therapy session. 1.4151 0.05071 159 106 40 13
546 Can I call you later? I’m about to take a nap. 1.4151 0.05376 159 110 32 17
547 Room service? Yes, hello Gwynneth, when I asked for a sleep aid,I had something a little different in mind. 1.4151 0.05449 159 111 30 18
548 Urban farming sounded a lot more glamorous than it is. 1.4150 0.05698 147 103 27 17
549 It takes “farm to table” to a whole new level. 1.4150 0.05184 147 97 39 11
550 They were here when I woke up. 1.4148 0.04991 176 120 39 17
551 We used to be abiding in the fields, but then I found out that calling them "emotional support sheep" would get us into a hotel. 1.4144 0.05254 181 129 29 23
552 Hello concierge, I’d like to know more about “farm to table” dining...? 1.4143 0.05910 140 99 24 17
553 Yes, the sheep are watching Fox News again. 1.4142 0.05275 169 118 32 19
554 I'd like the unlimited roaming bundle. 1.4142 0.05140 169 116 36 17
555 ...one turkey club...and thirty-seven sides of kale... 1.4142 0.05001 169 114 40 15
556 The condo board's gonna change their minds when they each get three bags full! 1.4140 0.05425 157 109 31 17
557 It's sleep you idiot, I need lots of SLEEP. 1.4140 0.05425 157 109 31 17
558 Yes, we can do the lawn and provide organic fertilizer all at the same time. 1.4140 0.05195 157 106 37 14
559 Maybe moving my business to the city wasn’t such a good idea. 1.4138 0.05140 145 95 40 10
560 Can you believe it? My landlord made me get rid of my sheep dog. 1.4138 0.05351 174 124 28 22
561 But now that's it morning, what do I do with them? 1.4138 0.05672 145 101 28 16
562 Thanks, but I think we're gonna stay in and watch the Rams game. 1.4138 0.05756 145 102 26 17
563 Mom, this whole 'urban farming' thing just isn't working out for me. 1.4138 0.04760 174 115 46 13
564 I’m the only one here rooting for the Rams. 1.4136 0.05373 162 113 31 18
565 Hi, it’s Bo, I’m not feeling well and will be working from home today... 1.4136 0.05373 162 113 31 18
566 Not much. Just waitin' for the Rams game to start. 1.4133 0.05367 150 102 34 14
567 It's called urban farming, Linda. 1.4133 0.05197 150 100 38 12
568 room service? one continental breakfast and a border collie 1.4133 0.05531 150 104 30 16
569 No, I'm still awake. I think they have to be jumping over a fence. 1.4132 0.04971 167 112 41 14
570 Siri, where is the meadow? 1.4132 0.05184 167 115 35 17
571 Don’t worry Mary. She’s here 1.4132 0.05184 167 115 35 17
572 I'm telling you, Herb, if you start watching the knitting channel you'll go all in like I did. 1.4132 0.04823 167 110 45 12
573 Yeah, this is the last time I order a merino sweater from the DIY network. 1.4128 0.05140 172 119 35 18
574 Listen up, Bo Peep. You get me ten grand in unmarked bills by noon tomorrow or they're all mutton, Got t? 1.4126 0.05899 143 102 23 18
575 Well, how do you feel about pets? Would that be a deal breaker? 1.4126 0.05282 143 95 37 11
576 They don’t miss the coyotes, of course. But they do find the wool carpets kinda creepy. 1.4126 0.05815 143 101 25 17
577 Sorry, I can’t talk right now. I’m watching Silence of the Lambs. 1.4125 0.05349 160 111 32 17
578 It takes four dogs to get them all in the same subway car. 1.4125 0.04967 160 106 42 12
579 Yes ma’am. An actual wolf is at my door. 1.4125 0.05494 160 113 28 19
580 It's chaos here because the building doesn't allow dogs. 1.4125 0.05123 160 108 38 14
581 No, this is Moe Peep. 1.4122 0.05667 148 104 27 17
582 Bob thanks, counting sheep did help me sleep last night, but what do I do with them during the day...? 1.4122 0.05502 148 102 31 15
583 I don't know how many there are. I'm trying to stay awake. 1.4121 0.05299 165 115 32 18
584 No, no, no. I don't sell them - I'm a sheep hoarder. 1.4118 0.05370 136 90 36 10
585 Room service? I'd like the shepherd's pie, please. 1.4118 0.05605 153 108 27 18
586 City that Never Sleeps, eh? We'll see about that. 1.4114 0.05397 158 110 31 17
587 No, I asked Alexa for a cheap wall clock, not a sheep wool flock. 1.4114 0.05397 158 110 31 17
588 Me? Oh, not much, mostly staring out my window and gathering wool" 1.4114 0.05397 158 110 31 17
589 I think you'll find I do have plenty of followers. 1.4110 0.05556 146 101 30 15
590 Yes, that’s right. I’m holding for Ms. Peep. 1.4110 0.05470 146 100 32 14
591 I don't get out as much since I've been working from home. 1.4110 0.05470 146 100 32 14
592 Is the rooftop open for grazing? 1.4107 0.05089 168 115 37 16
593 The landlord has no say. They’re licensed as Service Sheep. 1.4106 0.05581 151 106 28 17
594 Nothing, really. Just hanging with my Peeps. 1.4106 0.05420 151 104 32 15
595 I fell asleep counting sheep and when I woke up they're still here 1.4106 0.05420 151 104 32 15
596 Well, I've seen New York. Now I'd just like to get the flock outta here. 1.4104 0.05918 134 94 25 15
597 Good news, Bo. 1.4104 0.05049 173 119 37 17
598 I guess you were right, Mom. Some job-skills just don't transfer well to an urban environment. 1.4103 0.05134 156 105 38 13
599 They wanted to see "Silence of the Lambs" 1.4103 0.05447 156 109 30 17
600 For this afternoon, we have four votes for the Guggenheim and nine votes for Central Park. 1.4103 0.05447 156 109 30 17
601 Yes, I took the sleeping pills, but they're still here. 1.4103 0.05293 156 107 34 15
602 I invited some friends over to watch the Rams' game. 1.4103 0.05214 156 106 36 14
603 And the worst part is they only want to watch animal planet. 1.4103 0.04887 156 102 44 10
604 Oh, hey...Bo! Yep, it was my day to pick them up. Sorry about the confusion. 1.4103 0.05447 156 109 30 17
605 If you don't mind I'm going to work from home today. 1.4097 0.05253 144 96 37 11
606 Leave your message when you hear the bleat. 1.4096 0.04988 166 112 40 14
607 They couldn't sleep either, so we are all watching TV in your condo. 1.4094 0.05388 149 102 33 14
608 No, I said send them to my work address 1.4094 0.05091 171 118 36 17
609 Yeah, sometimes I tend to take work home with me. 1.4091 0.05261 154 105 35 14
610 Hello, room service? Send up one vodka martini and eleven shots of wheatgrass. 1.4091 0.05098 154 103 39 12
611 You're underpricing the sweaters. This wool was raised on Park Ave. 1.4091 0.05420 154 107 31 16
612 They are Emotional Support Animals: I count them to fall asleep. 1.4088 0.05443 159 112 29 18
613 Ms. Peep? I can tell you where to find them. 1.4088 0.05443 159 112 29 18
614 Oh, nothing really...just watching EweTube. 1.4088 0.05820 137 96 26 15
615 Yes, so I've received the sheep but I'm calling in regard to the goats. 1.4085 0.05667 142 99 28 15
616 Yeah, I decided to work from home today. 1.4083 0.04924 169 114 41 14
617 Yeah, I’m working from home today, why? 1.4083 0.05336 169 120 29 20
618 Listen Peep, if you ever want to see them again, be at the barn at midnight. 1.4080 0.06435 125 91 17 17
619 Please leave your message after the bleat. 1.4079 0.05471 152 106 30 16
620 Good Shepherd House Sitting, may I help you? 1.4079 0.05628 152 108 26 18
621 I don't know how many there are. Every time I try counting them I fall asleep! 1.4079 0.05550 152 107 28 17
622 Miss Peep? I have some good news. 1.4079 0.05391 152 105 32 15
623 No. They wouldn’t let me into Central Park without a roll of plastic baggies. 1.4079 0.05310 152 104 34 14
624 I know the lease specifies no pets; these are clients. 1.4076 0.05266 157 108 34 15
625 In the long run it's cheaper than Ambien. 1.4076 0.05188 157 107 36 14
626 They found me. 1.4076 0.05108 157 106 38 13
627 Yes, Bo's going to be fine. It's just a staff infection. 1.4076 0.05343 157 109 32 16
628 Clearly I misunderstood, insomnia is now the least of my problems. 1.4074 0.05222 162 112 34 16
629 No, I won't say "sheep-sitter" three times. 1.4074 0.05437 162 115 28 19
630 I had to accept the fact I was done herding cats. 1.4072 0.05315 167 118 30 19
631 It’s going to have to wait, Melania. I’m meeting with my base. 1.4071 0.05635 140 97 29 14
632 I hate bringing work home. 1.4070 0.04999 172 118 38 16
633 No, I asked for free shipping. 1.4070 0.05134 172 120 34 18
634 Uh Oh, I thought your message said get some sheep tonight. 1.4069 0.05315 145 98 35 12
635 Hi Doc, on second thought I think I’ll go with the Melatonin. 1.4069 0.05405 145 99 33 13
636 Yes, this is Natural Sleep Aids. How may I help you? 1.4069 0.05579 145 101 29 15
637 No, it didn’t help counting them. Now what? 1.4069 0.05831 145 104 23 18
638 I ordered grass. Why do you keep calling it weed? 1.4067 0.05524 150 105 29 16
639 Hello Seattle, are you sheepless? 1.4065 0.05469 155 109 29 17
640 I counted them before bed, but they were still here when I woke up. 1.4062 0.05116 160 109 37 14
641 Ok, I'm awake. Now what do I do with them? 1.4059 0.05109 170 118 35 17
642 Yes, clear my schedule, I´m working from home today. 1.4058 0.05693 138 96 28 14
643 You would like to order three bags full, no problem. 1.4056 0.05457 143 98 32 13
644 Hi, yes, my name is Jerod Hanson, and my order number is 867329. Well, it seems we have a mix up. You see, I ordered a set of sheets...Hello?? 1.4056 0.04837 180 123 41 16
645 Bo-Peep,it's Dad. I found them. 1.4056 0.05088 180 127 33 20
646 If things get out of hand, I'll put on "Silence of the Lambs." 1.4054 0.05494 148 103 30 15
647 They show up every time I watch FOX news. 1.4054 0.05659 148 105 26 17
648 I don't take my work home with me, it just seems to follow. 1.4052 0.05200 153 104 36 13
649 We’ll be right over. Right now we’re watching EweTube. 1.4052 0.05362 153 106 32 15
650 Boss, it's Tom. I overslept. 1.4052 0.04945 153 101 42 10
651 Where’s that border collie I ordered? 1.4049 0.05122 163 112 36 15
652 What I said was, I'd get you a room for CHEAP! 1.4048 0.05289 168 119 30 19
653 Guess what they don't allow on The Sheep Meadow.... 1.4044 0.06120 136 99 19 18
654 Honey, just a heads-up, I brought some work home. 1.4044 0.05657 136 94 29 13
655 The listing said 'no kids', so we left the goats at home. 1.4044 0.04964 183 128 36 19
656 No, no, the room service has been great but we will need housekeeping up here soon! 1.4044 0.04587 183 122 48 13
657 What do I do if they followed me ALL the way home? 1.4043 0.05419 141 96 33 12
658 Hello, Bo? 1.4043 0.05692 141 99 27 15
659 Just to let you know that I'll be working from home today. 1.4041 0.05196 146 98 37 11
660 My therapist told me I was far too literal and suggested I try counting sheep. 1.4041 0.05632 146 103 27 16
661 I left them alone, and they came home, bringing their tails behind them. How they made it up the elevator I'll never know. 1.4041 0.05286 146 99 35 12
662 I thought I signed up for a sleep study not a sheep study. 1.4041 0.05958 146 107 19 20
663 Yes, I’d like to report a fleecing. 1.4040 0.05247 151 103 35 13
664 Hello? Ms. Peep? I think I have something that belongs to you. 1.4040 0.05330 151 104 33 14
665 Next time I'd just like a room with a ewe. 1.4040 0.05330 151 104 33 14
666 You know, I thought "work from home" would be more relaxing... 1.4038 0.05207 156 107 35 14
667 Doc, you gotta give me something to stop the bleating! 1.4038 0.05440 156 110 29 17
668 I hate auto-correct. How was I to know you meant sheets? 1.4038 0.05207 156 107 35 14
669 How did I become the leader of the #EweToo movement? 1.4038 0.05440 156 110 29 17
670 I doubt the wolf can get past our doorman 1.4038 0.05207 156 107 35 14
671 It's hard to tell how many I own - every time I count I fall asleep. 1.4037 0.05459 161 115 27 19
672 The rent's more than I wanted to pay, but it's nice to be so close to the Park. 1.4037 0.05091 161 110 37 14
673 You heard right: one veggie pizza and twelve sides of clover. 1.4035 0.04948 171 117 39 15
674 All I think about is ewe. 1.4035 0.05218 171 121 31 19
675 She may be using her maiden name, Bo Peep. 1.4034 0.05171 176 125 31 20
676 Watching the flock by night is much easier now that we have cable. 1.4033 0.04816 181 124 41 16
677 So have they caught the Wolf of Wall Street yet? 1.4029 0.05841 139 99 24 16
678 I really got fleeced on this airbnb. 1.4029 0.05751 139 98 26 15
679 But it’s the counting that keeps me up. 1.4028 0.05427 144 99 32 13
680 Why yes,we are watching EweTube... 1.4028 0.05773 144 103 24 17
681 Hold on, I'm getting another bleat 1.4027 0.05546 149 105 28 16
682 No Thanks, we're gonna stay in and watch EweTube! 1.4026 0.05172 154 105 36 13
683 That’s twelve fresh wild green salads delivered to the Shepherd apartment. 1.4026 0.05334 154 107 32 15
684 Not much, just working from home today. 1.4026 0.05413 154 108 30 16
685 My lease says no pets, but I’m not losing any sleep over it. 1.4026 0.05491 154 109 28 17
686 Hello room service. Would you send up a Border Collie ? 1.4026 0.05413 154 108 30 16
687 I told you, I already counted the sheep. Now they’re keepin’ me up. 1.4025 0.05212 159 110 34 15
688 I"d like to sell my stock options. 1.4025 0.05509 159 114 26 19
689 I said views, not ewes! 1.4022 0.04917 179 124 38 17
690 Well, yes, but there is an upside. I've stopped having trouble falling asleep. 1.4016 0.05729 127 87 29 11
691 I have no idea. Every time I try to count them, I pass out. 1.4015 0.05811 137 97 25 15
692 I’m trying to relax, but my work keeps following me home. 1.4014 0.05294 142 96 35 11
693 I don't feel as motivated working from home. 1.4014 0.05388 142 97 33 12
694 Yeah, I found them. They were watching Netflix. 1.4014 0.05345 147 101 33 13
695 I don't know doc, I might prefer just taking Ambien. 1.4014 0.05257 147 100 35 12
696 My only concern is that that they might try to fleece me. 1.4013 0.05464 152 107 29 16
697 About a dozen followers... how about you? 1.4013 0.05335 157 110 31 16
698 So am I to understand that Alpine Meadows Apartments has no alpine meadows ? 1.4013 0.05258 157 109 33 15
699 Yes sir. Yes sir. Three apartments full. 1.4013 0.05335 157 110 31 16
700 You Tell Little Bo Peep I'm willing to make a deal now." 1.4013 0.05411 157 111 29 17
701 I still can't get to sleep. Do you think I need more sheep? 1.4013 0.05335 157 110 31 16
702 Still awake...could you send up another dozen? 1.4012 0.05140 162 112 35 15
703 They don't seem to like cooking shows. 1.4011 0.05084 177 125 33 19
704 No sir. I have not lost my mind. I have lost my way. 1.4000 0.05806 140 100 24 16
705 Yes, you heard me right. I need 3 pounds of hay, 3 pounds of barley and a double cheeseburger, no fries. 1.4000 0.05626 140 98 28 14
706 What makes you think I miss the ranch? 1.4000 0.04924 165 112 40 13
707 We'll have the salad. 1.4000 0.05571 145 102 28 15
708 Yes, I'm on the lam! 1.4000 0.04795 175 119 42 14
709 Yes, it has been an adjustment to move to the city but I do have my sleep aids. 1.4000 0.04822 170 115 42 13
710 Ok. Let's see. There's one, two, umm.... Zzz... 1.4000 0.05462 155 110 28 17
711 I got a bit carried away at the farmer's market 1.4000 0.05181 150 102 36 12
712 Actually, Mary, I do have a question about your airbnb rental. 1.4000 0.05335 160 113 30 17
713 Hey Bo. No worries. I said I wanted to watch the Rams and they all just followed. 1.4000 0.05434 150 105 30 15
714 No, I herd ewe—that’s the problem. 1.4000 0.05985 145 107 18 20
715 I'm sorry, I overslept. 1.4000 0.05215 165 116 32 17
716 Hi Bo? Yep, I found them 1.4000 0.05396 145 100 32 13
717 Found 'em. 1.4000 0.05181 150 102 36 12
718 Relax, Bo, I found them. They’ve got an Airbnb in Manhattan. 1.4000 0.05626 140 98 28 14
719 I get so much more done when I 'm working from home. 1.4000 0.04863 175 120 40 15
720 Hey Mary, about last night... 1.3990 0.04825 193 136 37 20
721 Oh, is the big game on? I'm out in the field with the sheep, they're fine." 1.3989 0.04861 188 132 37 19
722 We're here until the cows come home. 1.3989 0.05184 178 128 29 21
723 Sure, it’s risky, but it’s our last chance to catch the wolf of Wall Street. 1.3988 0.05103 173 122 33 18
724 I was able to fall asleep last night, but now what should I do with all the sheep? 1.3988 0.05233 173 124 29 20
725 So bring home some garlic,rosemary,and olive oil. I've got the rest. 1.3988 0.05036 173 121 35 17
726 Don’t worry about my end, you got the mint jelly? 1.3988 0.05415 168 122 25 21
727 Got us all in one hotel room, but I had to pull the wool over their eyes. 1.3988 0.05541 163 119 23 21
728 The sign specifically said 'No Dogs.' 1.3988 0.05261 163 115 31 17
729 Yeah, I found ‘em. Always the last place you look. 1.3988 0.05332 163 116 29 18
730 I don't care if the collie needs a mental health day, I've got reservations at 7 and someone has to cover! 1.3987 0.04995 158 107 39 12
731 No, I was not aware of the “you count ‘em, you keep ‘em policy” 1.3987 0.05457 158 113 27 18
732 I like to travel light, so I'm only bringing my carry-on and my emotional support animals. 1.3987 0.05383 158 112 29 17
733 Yeah, it's not working. I'm still awake. 1.3987 0.05231 158 110 33 15
734 Yes. I know that dogs and cats aren't allowed in the building. 1.3987 0.05274 153 106 33 14
735 Could I interest you in three bags full? 1.3987 0.05434 153 108 29 16
736 Jim’s sleeping service, how may I help you? 1.3987 0.05513 153 109 27 17
737 I was out of ambien. 1.3986 0.05229 148 101 35 12
738 I've gone above and beyond, Doc, and I still can't sleep. 1.3986 0.05140 148 100 37 11
739 I tell you, nothing beats working remotely. 1.3986 0.05140 148 100 37 11
740 Would you please tell Rachel to stop describing the Trump administration as a bunch of sheep? She’s hurting their feeelings. 1.3986 0.05316 148 102 33 13
741 So this is what restore mode does on the new washing machine 1.3986 0.05890 148 109 19 20
742 As it turns out, it's alot easier to control Trump supporters than I thought. 1.3986 0.05538 143 100 29 14
743 What are your policies on working from home? 1.3986 0.05713 143 102 25 16
744 Business is great. A lot of people in this town have trouble sleeping these days. 1.3986 0.05170 143 96 37 10
745 Overqualified for the Nativity," my ass 1.3986 0.05713 143 102 25 16
746 Yeah, they helped me fall asleep but now what do I do with them? 1.3978 0.04745 181 124 42 15
747 Hang on a second: I think the wolf is at the door. 1.3977 0.04973 176 123 36 17
748 ...just watching TV, but I keep falling asleep. Dunno why. 1.3977 0.05078 171 120 34 17
749 I love this new job. The boss lets me work from home on Fridays. 1.3977 0.05010 171 119 36 16
750 A little problem checking in but they qualified as emotional support animals. 1.3976 0.05189 166 117 32 17
751 Yes, the sheep are with me, and the cows are in the corn. 1.3975 0.05159 161 112 34 15
752 She took the kids, but I've got the lambs. 1.3975 0.05307 161 114 30 17
753 I DID leave them alone. They still came home, wagging their tails behind them! 1.3975 0.05083 161 111 36 14
754 If you're out of divey, do you have any doats? 1.3975 0.05592 161 118 22 21
755 We're just settling down to watch a RAMS game. 1.3975 0.05380 161 115 28 18
756 Bo Peep here. Found them. 1.3974 0.05199 156 108 34 14
757 These days I mostly work from home. 1.3974 0.05432 156 111 28 17
758 Longtime herder, first-time caller... 1.3974 0.05278 156 109 32 15
759 Working from home has been challenging. 1.3974 0.04979 151 101 40 10
760 I’m not buzzing you in, you still sound like a wolf. 1.3974 0.05644 151 109 24 18
761 And I still can't sleep. 1.3974 0.04979 151 101 40 10
762 Janet, I'm working from home today. 1.3974 0.05566 151 108 26 17
763 I counted them, now what? 1.3973 0.05366 146 101 32 13
764 I have to change the channel when Wolf Blitzer comes on. 1.3973 0.05366 146 101 32 13
765 No, not much, just tending my flock...and thou? 1.3972 0.05315 141 96 34 11
766 Just a little ewe tube... 1.3972 0.05409 141 97 32 12
767 Ok, I can admit we’re lost. 1.3972 0.05502 141 98 30 13
768 Well the landlord said no cats. 1.3972 0.05502 141 98 30 13
769 I mean actual grass. I just need real grass. 1.3972 0.05683 141 100 26 15
770 One pepperoni and cheese and 30 salads. 1.3972 0.05593 141 99 28 14
771 Other than the daily trek to Central Park for grazing, it's a pretty good pet sitting gig. 1.3971 0.05036 136 89 40 7
772 They're settling in quite well; but still a little spooked by "Fox" news. 1.3971 0.05837 136 97 24 15
773 You say you can't sleep? What's your address? 1.3969 0.05701 131 91 28 12
774 Hello, yes, this is Little Boy Blue. No, the sheep aren’t in the meadow. 1.3967 0.06039 121 85 24 12
775 So apparently, ‘Silence of the Lambs’ really freaks them out too. 1.3966 0.05160 179 129 29 21
776 I'm working from home these days. 1.3966 0.05013 174 122 35 17
777 I'm housesitting for Mary. 1.3966 0.05013 174 122 35 17
778 For the last time this is NOT BO-Peep and I know exactly where all my sheep are 1.3966 0.06348 116 83 20 13
779 Yes, I'd like to file a complaint. No one told me they would still be here when I woke up. 1.3964 0.05051 169 118 35 16
780 Staff meeting. 1.3963 0.04864 164 111 41 12
781 They wanted to come indoors and watch Fox news to see what our President was telling them to do next. 1.3963 0.05089 164 114 35 15
782 Yeah can I get a General Tso’s Chicken and fourteen salads? 1.3962 0.05204 159 111 33 15
783 I'd like to inquire about the reward money offered by Little Bo Beep. 1.3962 0.05127 159 110 35 14
784 You know how it is. One of them gets into Game of Thrones and then ALL of them wanna watch Game of Thrones.” 1.3962 0.05127 159 110 35 14
785 Mary, pick up! We need to talk. 1.3961 0.05246 154 107 33 14
786 Actually, they found me. 1.3960 0.05538 149 106 27 16
787 No, no Mom: URban shepherd. Yes, it’s a thing. 1.3960 0.05200 149 102 35 12
788 Yo Bo Peep,call me ASAP 1.3960 0.05287 149 103 33 13
789 Amazon is next day shipping a border collie. 1.3960 0.05287 149 103 33 13
790 Hanging with the flock. You? 1.3960 0.05200 149 102 35 12
791 I think I'll try Melatonin. 1.3957 0.05557 139 97 29 13
792 Hello, Good Shepherd Hospital? I'd like to speak with someone in Purchasing. 1.3957 0.05066 139 92 39 8
793 I'm not sure how many there are I keep falling asleep before I finish counting them. 1.3957 0.05742 139 99 25 15
794 Just watching “silence of the lambs”...you? 1.3955 0.04818 177 122 40 15
795 It’s more of a working vacation. 1.3953 0.04705 172 116 44 12
796 How do I order "The Silence of the Lambs" ? 1.3952 0.05164 167 118 32 17
797 No, they actually keep me awake. 1.3952 0.05093 167 117 34 16
798 Where do you live and what time do you want to start falling asleep tonight? 1.3951 0.05133 162 113 34 15
799 Your mother and I are concerned, that's all, Bo. 1.3951 0.05207 162 114 32 16
800 And then I woke up... 1.3951 0.05352 162 116 28 18
801 Ms. Bo-Peep? I think I found something of yours. 1.3947 0.05126 152 104 36 12
802 Bo Peep? I found them! 1.3947 0.05456 152 108 28 16
803 It all starts with one little lamb and then 30 years later you ask yourself, "Where did Mary go?" 1.3947 0.05294 152 106 32 14
804 Mom you were right, the city is no place for me. 1.3947 0.05211 152 105 34 13
805 No, I'm not in a relationship with any of my roommates--well, maybe one. 1.3947 0.05211 152 105 34 13
806 Of course it's hell crossing 42cd St. and Times Square but I've never slept better in my life. 1.3947 0.05211 152 105 34 13
807 Urban shepherd, how may I help? 1.3947 0.05211 152 105 34 13
808 Mom, you were the only one that believed I could make it in the city. 1.3946 0.04731 185 128 41 16
809 I’m more of a sheep hoarder. 1.3946 0.05675 147 106 24 17
810 It's not ewe, it's me. 1.3946 0.05837 147 108 20 19
811 Yeah, well how many real followers do you have? 1.3946 0.05508 147 104 28 15
812 I'm herding remotely today. 1.3944 0.04694 180 123 43 14
813 Thy rod and thy staff they comfort me but the sheep gotta go. 1.3944 0.05378 142 98 32 12
814 No mom, I don't know how many. When I try, I just fall asleep. 1.3944 0.05285 142 97 34 11
815 This isn't the first time the cable company has fleeced me. 1.3939 0.04916 165 113 39 13
816 I work from home today. 1.3939 0.05136 165 116 33 16
817 A dozen mixed green salads and one lamb chops to Room 357 please. 1.3939 0.05964 132 95 22 15
818 No, I lost count when I fell asleep. 1.3939 0.05278 165 118 29 18
819 I’ve already tried that, and I still can’t sleep! 1.3939 0.05484 165 121 23 21
820 what do you mean, "not literally"? 1.3939 0.05348 165 119 27 19
821 Big teeth, hairy, trench coat and fedora? No, don’t let him in. 1.3938 0.05253 160 113 31 16
822 Front desk? Thank you for your thoughtfulness, but I said I need some sleep after a rough day. 1.3935 0.05454 155 111 27 17
823 It may be a hallucination but it helps me sleep 1.3935 0.05298 155 109 31 15
824 yeah, I'm working from home this week... 1.3935 0.05218 155 108 33 14
825 No. This is Mr. Peep. She's out Christmas Shopping. 1.3933 0.05426 150 106 29 15
826 Room service. I’m having trouble falling asleep.Could you send more sheep. 1.3933 0.05746 150 110 21 19
827 Bo? Yes, they’re here. 1.3933 0.05343 150 105 31 14
828 No, I said I'm a sheep hoarder not a sheep herder... 1.3933 0.05343 150 105 31 14
829 What makes you think I’m working from home? 1.3933 0.05258 150 104 33 13
830 It isn't wild here - but it is woolly. 1.3931 0.05297 145 100 33 12
831 No, I DON'T have a dog in my room. I'm trying to tell you that I'm a German shepherd! 1.3931 0.05206 145 99 35 11
832 Mary? It happened again. 1.3929 0.05068 168 118 34 16
833 What do you mean you were just being metaphorical? 1.3929 0.04998 168 117 36 15
834 Thanks, but I'm still can't fall asleep. 1.3929 0.05238 140 95 35 10
835 I've checked the Condo by-laws and there is nothing about sheep anywhere. 1.3929 0.04704 168 113 44 11
836 Yeh, I know, but the tax break makes it worth it. 1.3929 0.05335 140 96 33 11
837 I said to buy STOCK in wool not a FLOCK of wool! 1.3929 0.05431 140 97 31 12
838 Hello,operator. I would like to report a lost border collie. 1.3929 0.05238 140 95 35 10
839 I can’t ever just relax, my work keeps following me home. 1.3926 0.05032 163 113 36 14
840 Oh, nothing much. Just wool gathering. 1.3926 0.05032 163 113 36 14
841 It’s great! The only downside to Air B&B is caring for the owners’ pets. 1.3926 0.05573 135 94 29 12
842 I'd like one small pepperoni pizza and three hundred garden salads. 1.3922 0.05265 153 107 32 14
843 I asked for a room with a view, not a ewe. 1.3922 0.05014 153 104 38 11
844 Oh, no no no! I really love the DIY sweater kit. It’s a great gift. 1.3920 0.06000 125 89 23 13
845 What do you mean my border collie got himself a separate room? 1.3919 0.05561 148 106 26 16
846 Actually, they’re very independent politically. 1.3919 0.05307 148 103 32 13
847 ...Oh, and a dozen sides of grass. 1.3918 0.04863 171 118 39 14
848 The ad said pets welcome. 1.3918 0.04719 171 116 43 12
849 I left them alone and they came home, but I’m damned if I know how they dragged their tails to the 32nd floor. 1.3918 0.05071 171 121 33 17
850 No, I had to bring work home with me again. 1.3916 0.05255 143 98 34 11
851 I already called room service. Apparently grass isn't legal here. 1.3916 0.05439 143 100 30 13
852 The view is great. Also, you're out of sprouts. 1.3916 0.05348 143 99 32 12
853 I'm just not sure this whole working from home trend is for me. 1.3916 0.05182 166 118 31 17
854 Bo Peep, B-O, P-E-E-P. Tell her the babysitter has to leave. 1.3916 0.05111 166 117 33 16
855 Ah, you know... same sheep, different day. 1.3916 0.04817 166 113 41 12
856 I told you they go everywhere I go. 1.3916 0.05111 166 117 33 16
857 I'm sorry, did you just tell me to get the "flock" out of the apartment? 1.3916 0.05111 166 117 33 16
858 Yes, we’ve moved to higher pastures. 1.3913 0.05151 161 113 33 15
859 Hey Bo, you left some stuff at my place. 1.3913 0.05300 161 115 29 17
860 I decided to work at home today. 1.3913 0.05300 161 115 29 17
861 Good. Ewe? 1.3913 0.05858 138 100 22 16
862 Yeah I think i'll take the Ambien now, this ain't working 1.3910 0.05424 156 112 27 17
863 The Powerball win hasn't changed me at all. 1.3910 0.05424 156 112 27 17
864 I've decided to work from home for a while. 1.3910 0.05348 156 111 29 16
865 Just got in town. We’re staying in an Air bah-and-bah. 1.3910 0.05270 156 110 31 15
866 I took your advice. I left them alone and they came home wagging their tails behind them. 1.3910 0.04946 156 106 39 11
867 Yes, and a bucket of mint jelly. 1.3907 0.05477 151 108 27 16
868 Yes, I understand, but I thought the grass would be greener here. 1.3906 0.05789 128 90 26 12
869 The condo board can drop dead. They knew our family name was "Peep" when they approved us. 1.3905 0.04973 169 118 36 15
870 They won't go outside--they've heard about the wolf of Wall Street. 1.3904 0.05699 146 106 23 17
871 I told Siri to go to 'Sleep' mode, but it got lost in translation. 1.3904 0.05268 146 101 33 12
872 It didn't work, I still can't sleep. 1.3904 0.05085 146 99 37 10
873 YES I'M AWAKE! I tried everything. 1.3902 0.05505 164 121 22 21
874 I actually prefer this dream to the one where I get to work and realize I forgot my pants. 1.3901 0.05399 141 98 31 12
875 We're binge watching Netflocks 1.3901 0.05399 141 98 31 12
876 Hello, Little Bo Peep? I think I found them. 1.3899 0.05196 159 112 32 15
877 I'm calling about your roaming fees 1.3899 0.05040 159 110 36 13
878 Hi Boss, I'll be working from home today. 1.3899 0.05196 159 112 32 15
879 I need a Border Collie. 1.3897 0.05441 136 94 31 11
880 Well, they said it works better than Ambien. 1.3897 0.05237 136 92 35 9
881 We made it to the hotel by hook and by crook. 1.3897 0.05441 136 94 31 11
882 I'm telling you, just leave them alone and they'll come home. 1.3896 0.05237 154 108 32 14
883 I’m not sure how many. I keep falling asleep when I try to count them. 1.3896 0.05552 154 112 24 18
884 Of course I’m alone. There’ll never be another ewe. 1.3895 0.05179 172 124 29 19
885 You can take them away now, I'm awake. 1.3893 0.05363 149 105 30 14
886 Yeah, sometimes I have to bring home some work 1.3893 0.05278 149 104 32 13
887 My lawyer says don’t move until the border collies arrive. 1.3893 0.05363 149 105 30 14
888 Peep here. You won't believe where I finally found them. 1.3892 0.04718 167 113 43 11
889 12, but who's counting? 1.3892 0.04794 167 114 41 12
890 Alexa, I said SLEEP not sheep 1.3892 0.04967 185 133 32 20
891 Do you deliver grass? No, real grass; the green kind. 1.3889 0.05317 144 100 32 12
892 No, not a sheep hoarder, a herder, a sheep herder. 1.3889 0.05125 162 114 33 15
893 Your doorman is super uptight. 1.3889 0.04895 162 111 39 12
894 I don't care if it exceeds my deductible, I would prefer some actual sleeping pills. 1.3889 0.05671 144 104 24 16
895 The way I figure -- I should be asleep by now. 1.3885 0.05084 157 109 35 13
896 Yes, that’s right - twelve emotional support animals. They work as a team. 1.3885 0.05395 157 113 27 17
897 Not much, just watching the Rams game. 1.3885 0.05084 157 109 35 13
898 No! I said I wanted lots of sleep tonight! 1.3885 0.05545 157 115 23 19
899 No, I said "I'm getting the flock out of here, the FLOCK..." 1.3885 0.05911 139 102 20 17
900 With Amazon Prime, I got free shipping 1.3882 0.05088 170 121 32 17
901 I'm not sure this farm-to-sofa movement is gonna take off. 1.3882 0.04878 170 118 38 14
902 Good news honey, I got the job! 1.3882 0.05031 152 104 37 11
903 No I don't keep an exact count, I tried that once and fell asleep on the job. 1.3881 0.05597 134 94 28 12
904 Acme Sleep Services. May I help you? 1.3881 0.05890 134 97 22 15
905 Not counting the sheep, it's just me and my staff. 1.3879 0.05271 165 119 28 18
906 -In my defense, they are certified "emotional support animals". 1.3879 0.04908 165 114 38 13
907 If by lost you mean disconnected from the land, and living on the 14th floor in the upper east side, and watching Fox, MSNBC & CNN all day long, then yes, lost. 1.3878 0.05748 147 108 21 18
908 Does it really matter how many? 1.3878 0.05239 147 102 33 12
909 No, just the mint jelly." 1.3878 0.05583 147 106 25 16
910 Yeah, it’s like Uber for insomnia. 1.3875 0.05319 160 115 28 17
911 It's not a party, it's a staff meeting. 1.3873 0.04982 142 95 39 8
912 Oh, just abiding. And you? 1.3873 0.05274 142 98 33 11
913 Hi, do you have "Silence of the Lambs" on pay-per-view? 1.3873 0.04817 173 120 39 14
914 They offered flexible working hours and the possibility to work from home... 1.3873 0.04887 173 121 37 15
915 It's OK, they're comfort animals. 1.3873 0.05022 173 123 33 17
916 ....oh nothing. Just watching the dog show with some friends from upstate. 1.3873 0.04955 173 122 35 16
917 Not much, just counting sheep, how about you? 1.3871 0.05209 155 109 32 14
918 They seem to prefer Wolf Blitzer to Fox News. 1.3871 0.05128 155 108 34 13
919 Getting sleepy. I need to go now. 1.3869 0.04918 168 117 37 14
920 It's 2018 mother......they identify as sheeple. 1.3869 0.05200 168 121 29 18
921 Well, I don't bring my work home very often. 1.3869 0.04990 168 118 35 15
922 No Mom, I'm sleeping fine now. 1.3869 0.04918 168 117 37 14
923 It hasn't been the same since the sheepdog won the lottery. 1.3869 0.05698 137 98 25 14
924 Yes, they're definitely locally raised. 1.3867 0.04804 150 100 42 8
925 Yeah, and I'm still wide awake. 1.3867 0.05417 150 107 28 15
926 Miss Peep? I found them! 1.3867 0.05499 150 108 26 16
927 The good news is that I no longer have insomnia. 1.3865 0.04871 163 112 39 12
928 I swear it's better than ambien... 1.3865 0.04793 163 111 41 11
929 Well my insurance didn't cover the sleeping pills, so we've been trying alternative medicine. 1.3865 0.05173 163 116 31 16
930 Lost a ram transferring at 14th, but otherwise fine. How was your commute? 1.3864 0.04758 176 122 40 14
931 I would like a wake up call when I am done counting. 1.3864 0.04893 176 124 36 16
932 I got the room through Air-Baa-n-Baa. 1.3864 0.05756 132 94 25 13
933 Well yes, Henderson, you do start with a little lamb. But that seven percent annual return really starts to kick in down the line. 1.3864 0.05552 132 92 29 11
934 Can't tell if it's insomnia or if my work followed me home again. 1.3862 0.05466 145 103 28 14
935 You won't believe who I went home with last night. 1.3862 0.05466 145 103 28 14
936 Good Morning, City Sheep Sitter Services 1.3861 0.05515 158 116 23 19
937 Yes, I am working from home today 1.3861 0.05057 158 110 35 13
938 Tried that. I still can’t sleep. 1.3861 0.05057 158 110 35 13
939 I found them. 1.3861 0.05137 158 111 33 14
940 So my psychiatrist said, try counting sheep 1.3861 0.04977 158 109 37 12
941 Nothing much. Just watching the Rams. 1.3860 0.04855 171 119 38 14
942 I don't think I can make Bethlehem 1.3860 0.04855 171 119 38 14
943 So if I say the items do not match the description will I get free return shipping? 1.3857 0.05787 140 102 22 16
944 How can a field be on backorder?! 1.3857 0.05698 140 101 24 15
945 I'M TELLING YOU THE TRUTH. I JUST WOKE UP AND I AM STILL COUNTING SHEEP. 1.3856 0.05005 153 105 37 11
946 I can't now, I'm in the middle of something. 1.3856 0.05650 153 113 21 19
947 Yea, they were all here when I woke up 1.3856 0.05090 153 106 35 12
948 I always knew I had leadership potential. 1.3856 0.05417 153 110 27 16
949 More like Airbnbaa. 1.3856 0.05090 153 106 35 12
950 Yes , I understand this is a much more natural method but honestly, a sleeping pill is just so much easier. 1.3855 0.05103 166 118 32 16
951 And then I thought, what better training for being President? 1.3855 0.05174 166 119 30 17
952 They weren't listening. I said the Lord is their shepherd, not me. 1.3855 0.04958 166 116 36 14
953 Just waiting for the cable guy. I'm working from home today. 1.3852 0.05462 135 94 30 11
954 I'm definitely sleeping better, and the only side effect is manure. 1.3851 0.05383 148 105 29 14
955 Yes Ms. Peep, I’ve found them. 1.3851 0.05383 148 105 29 14
956 Thanks for trying, Room Service, but I still can’t sleep. 1.3851 0.04863 174 122 37 15
957 When she asked me to take care of her pets, I had no idea who she really was. 1.3851 0.04863 174 122 37 15
958 You know how it is, if you don't get it done at the office you take it home. 1.3846 0.04936 156 107 38 11
959 The lease said "no dogs." 1.3846 0.05337 143 100 31 12
960 Finders keepers, Bo Peep. 1.3846 0.05020 156 108 36 12
961 Just watching Ewe Tube. You? 1.3846 0.05244 143 99 33 11
962 Leave a message at the bleat 1.3846 0.05261 156 111 30 15
963 There are too many to count. I keep falling asleep. 1.3842 0.04870 177 125 36 16
964 ...but on the bright side, at least I'm sleeping better lately. 1.3841 0.04769 164 112 41 11
965 The black one's missing again. 1.3841 0.04923 164 114 37 13
966 Not much. Just gathering wool. 1.3841 0.05387 151 108 28 15
967 You're just gonna have to take my word on it, I'm not counting again 1.3841 0.04960 151 103 38 10
968 I'm just going to do a head count and then fall asleep. 1.3841 0.05304 151 107 30 14
969 Well, I gotta get the flock out of here. 1.3841 0.05135 151 105 34 12
970 Yes he's right here, I'll put him on. 1.3837 0.05039 172 123 32 17
971 The hardest part was getting them into the elevator. 1.3837 0.05106 172 124 30 18
972 It's just until they find the wolf 1.3836 0.04952 159 110 37 12
973 Thank goodness there are still some things you can count on. 1.3836 0.05187 159 113 31 15
974 We got a little lost, and I’m afraid we ended up at the wrong Dakota. 1.3836 0.05110 159 112 33 14
975 Did I tell you I'm working from home now? 1.3836 0.05258 146 102 32 12
976 Yep, first time in the Big Apple. Nope, got it through Airbnb. The listing said “Pets ok” so I jumped on it. 1.3836 0.05167 146 101 34 11
977 Can you stop at the store on your way home? We need a bottle of Woolite. 1.3836 0.05434 146 104 28 14
978 I told Little Bo that if she wants them, she knows where to find me. 1.3836 0.04885 146 98 40 8
979 Hello I'm calling about the meadow 1.3835 0.05198 133 90 35 8
980 Seriously, the hook makes all the difference. 1.3832 0.04860 167 116 38 13
981 I'm taking farm-to-table to a whole new level. 1.3831 0.04978 154 106 37 11
982 Yeah, the're still voting for Trump. 1.3830 0.05482 141 100 28 13
983 I'm telling you, nothing herds them better than Fox News. 1.3827 0.05264 162 117 28 17
984 I thought you said this was a cheap hotel. 1.3826 0.05437 149 107 27 15
985 I can’t complain—it’s a reverse commute. 1.3826 0.05602 149 109 23 17
986 Yes, my sheep has come in. 1.3826 0.05181 149 104 33 12
987 No, tried that. Still awake" 1.3824 0.05529 136 96 28 12
988 I'm livin' the dream! 1.3822 0.04911 157 108 38 11
989 Yes, this is Trump Rally headquarters. 1.3822 0.05824 157 120 14 23
990 No, Mr. Landlord, YOU get the flock out of here! 1.3822 0.05462 157 115 24 18
991 but on Airbnb you said there were lots of places to 'graze' within walking distance! 1.3819 0.05487 144 103 27 14
992 Alexa, reorder hay. 1.3818 0.04899 165 115 37 13
993 I said SHEETS! 1.3818 0.05048 165 117 33 15
994 Bo? Bob. You missing anything? 1.3816 0.05107 152 106 34 12
995 Oh... I should have met you at the hill-town, not the Hilton? Are you sure? We kind of like it here... 1.3816 0.05107 152 106 34 12
996 Yes. A sheep dog. Named Leonard. He was last seen chasing squirrels around the Central Park Carousel. 1.3815 0.04947 173 123 34 16
997 No, that's TWO bales of clover and ONE pastrami on rye. 1.3815 0.05081 173 125 30 18
998 So, they're all counted, now what? 1.3813 0.05536 139 99 27 13
999 And I said to the boss, "This is the last time I take my work home with me!" 1.3813 0.05146 139 95 35 9
1000 Mary, I found them. 1.3813 0.05006 160 112 35 13
1001 Yes, the usual. Shepherd’s pie. Thanks. 1.3813 0.04846 160 110 39 11
1002 No, I'm not sick. I just thought I'd work from home today. 1.3813 0.04926 160 111 37 12
1003 We are waiting for Trumps speech to come on Fox 1.3813 0.05236 160 115 29 16
1004 Yeah, we're on the lam. 1.3810 0.05618 126 88 28 10
1005 Oh ... I should try counting IMAGINARY sheep. 1.3810 0.04909 168 118 36 14
1006 The view is nice, but "park access" is a bit of an overstatment. 1.3810 0.05138 147 102 34 11
1007 A border collie? Nah, the lease says no dogs... 1.3806 0.05036 155 108 35 12
1008 I trust you, doctor, but I really think Ambien would have been easier. 1.3806 0.05359 155 112 27 16
1009 No, I'm not in the North Pasture. I told you I was working from home today 1.3806 0.05036 155 108 35 12
1010 What's up? I'm herding from home. 1.3806 0.05119 155 109 33 13
1011 Can you get the rest of my Republicans up here? 1.3804 0.05152 184 137 24 23
1012 Siri, call Bo...tell her I’ve located her sheep. 1.3804 0.04783 163 112 40 11
1013 The silence of the lambs is even creepier than I remember. 1.3804 0.05237 163 118 28 17
1014 Yes, ten large wheat-grass pizzas. 1.3804 0.04939 163 114 36 13
1015 When you work from home, though, you're never really off the clock. 1.3804 0.04939 163 114 36 13
1016 The noise? Oh, I’m working from home today” 1.3804 0.05237 163 118 28 17
1017 Do you have any Border Collies with experience in small spaces? 1.3804 0.05237 163 118 28 17
1018 I’m running late. I had to bring some work home with me. 1.3803 0.04970 142 96 38 8
1019 Yeah, I'm working from home now. 1.3801 0.05190 171 125 27 19
1020 No one warned us about the wolves of Wall Street. 1.3800 0.05407 150 108 27 15
1021 My parents let me stay at their apartment while I get my artisanal feta business off the ground. 1.3800 0.05153 150 105 33 12
1022 That's right, Mr. Mueller, three bags full. 1.3800 0.05407 150 108 27 15
1023 That's right. They're here. And I've got your silly stick, too. 1.3800 0.05407 150 108 27 15
1024 The good news is I fall asleep really quickly. 1.3799 0.04759 179 126 38 15
1025 #EWETOO? 1.3799 0.05140 179 132 26 21
1026 Border collie's at the vet. 1.3797 0.05048 158 111 34 13
1027 I would like a dozen house salads with extra alfalfa sprouts, and a L-A-M-B chop. 1.3797 0.05048 158 111 34 13
1028 Urban farming is a lot more relaxing than I thought! 1.3797 0.05127 158 112 32 14
1029 This place gives me the woolies. 1.3795 0.04949 166 117 35 14
1030 Hello Mary, I’ve found your little lamb. She’s been quite busy! 1.3795 0.05022 166 118 33 15
1031 Send up a bottle of Merlot and a case of Woolite 1.3795 0.05095 166 119 31 16
1032 Yes, I've been sleeping a lot better. 1.3795 0.05022 166 118 33 15
1033 No Mom, this is not just a phase. 1.3793 0.04923 174 124 34 16
1034 It's a 5th-floor walk up. So, that was a whole thing. 1.3793 0.05455 145 104 27 14
1035 I did not bring them. They followed me. You know what they're like. 1.3793 0.05277 145 102 31 12
1036 They are free range but not grass fed. 1.3793 0.05455 145 104 27 14
1037 The ad said “Work from Home” 1.3793 0.05367 145 103 29 13
1038 Yeah, but the black one left to see the sights. 1.3793 0.05628 145 106 23 16
1039 You're right, Mother. My friends do all appear to be sheep. 1.3791 0.05164 153 108 32 13
1040 Cool if I work from home today? 1.3791 0.05328 153 110 28 15
1041 I'm out of sick days, so my boss is making me work from home. 1.3789 0.05057 161 114 33 14
1042 Dammit, Bo-Peep, if you'd follow me on Instagram, you'd know where they are! 1.3789 0.04980 161 113 35 13
1043 Bo? Get your ass over here. 1.3785 0.04728 177 124 39 14
1044 Oh, nothing. We're just watching ''Babe" again. 1.3784 0.04927 148 101 38 9
1045 Hello, Mary? Yes, I found them. 1.3784 0.05287 148 105 30 13
1046 Sorry, but I can't return them until I refill my Ambien prescription. 1.3782 0.05252 156 112 29 15
1047 My parents told me I had to get a job or move out and now they're still not happy." 1.3782 0.05092 156 110 33 13
1048 I've gathered your next group of cabinet candidates. 1.3782 0.05483 156 115 23 18
1049 Turns out that damn Border Collie has a girlfriend in town. 1.3782 0.05010 156 109 35 12
1050 Yes I can have them there by your bedtime. 1.3779 0.04753 172 120 39 13
1051 No, beekeeping was last week. 1.3778 0.05137 135 92 35 8
1052 Do as I say Bo Peep: meet me in the lobby at noon, bring the cash, come alone. 1.3776 0.05597 143 104 24 15
1053 Hello Insomnia Clinic, your advanced reality therapy isn't working. 1.3776 0.05508 143 103 26 14
1054 No, this is Ewe-ber. With an E. 1.3776 0.05597 143 104 24 15
1055 Hi Sid, I’m going to work from home today. 1.3775 0.05539 151 111 23 17
1056 I assumed the wool would arrive pre-bagged. 1.3775 0.05458 151 110 25 16
1057 I'll never doze off at farmers auction again! 1.3775 0.04949 151 104 37 10
1058 I was exhausted. How was I supposed to know you weren’t being literal? 1.3774 0.05022 159 112 34 13
1059 This place has breathtaking ewes 1.3774 0.05178 159 114 30 15
1060 Actually, my rod and my staff haven’t been much comfort. 1.3774 0.04942 159 111 36 12
1061 They're getting restless. I'm not sure 'Wolf of Wall Street' was a good idea. 1.3774 0.04861 159 110 38 11
1062 Bo Peep? You'll never guess where I found them. 1.3771 0.04967 175 126 32 17
1063 My boss wouldn't give me the day off, so I'm working from home. 1.3770 0.04870 183 132 33 18
1064 I miss you, too, Bo. 1.3768 0.05652 138 100 24 14
1065 If this doesn't work, I'm taking an Ambien. 1.3768 0.05265 138 96 32 10
1066 I love working from home. 1.3767 0.05156 146 102 33 11
1067 I swear you said "Get the flock out of town!" 1.3767 0.05424 146 105 27 14
1068 For some reason , I just can't stop going to sleep. 1.3767 0.05156 146 102 33 11
1069 Yes, Room Service... I think I'll try that glass of warm milk now... 1.3766 0.05053 154 108 34 12
1070 Look, I'm going to be a little late. It appears that I overslept. 1.3766 0.04968 154 107 36 11
1071 I lost count while I was trying to get to sleep 1.3766 0.05299 154 111 28 15
1072 Let me give it to you straight, Mom -- I've made some terrible investments. 1.3766 0.05218 154 110 30 14
1073 Oh, just teaching someone on Airbnb a lesson about mandatory cleaning fees... 1.3766 0.05457 154 113 24 17
1074 No, I know the difference between literally and metaphorically. I meant "literally!" 1.3766 0.05299 154 111 28 15
1075 On second thought, ixnay on the ambchops-lay. Send me up a salad instead. 1.3765 0.04955 162 114 35 13
1076 Well, they came with the new mattress and I can't get them to leave! 1.3765 0.05255 162 118 27 17
1077 Hello, I'd like to submit a complaint about my neighbor's barking dog. 1.3765 0.04798 162 112 39 11
1078 I thought that I was just counting them, not bidding on them. 1.3765 0.04955 162 114 35 13
1079 Hey honey, remember when you told me not to bring work home? 1.3765 0.05255 162 118 27 17
1080 No, I did not say "cheap" apartment 1.3764 0.04773 178 126 37 15
1081 I guess it worked, because I must be dreaming. 1.3764 0.04706 178 125 39 14
1082 Can you help me put together this wool sweater from Ikea? 1.3764 0.05157 178 132 25 21
1083 I’m not sure how many there are.” “Whenever I count them, I fall asleep. 1.3764 0.05032 178 130 29 19
1084 Ma, stop nagging. I know I'm the black sheep, but I'm hanging with a good crowd. 1.3763 0.04871 186 135 32 19
1085 Yeah. It’s an Air Baa-n-Baa. 1.3763 0.04811 186 134 34 18
1086 I'm asking, how much sheep can a sheep shearer shear if a sheep shearer could shear sheep? 1.3760 0.05975 125 91 21 13
1087 My therapist says I'm a herder! 1.3759 0.05607 133 95 26 12
1088 I said CHEAP. I was looking for something really CHEAP. 1.3759 0.05471 141 101 27 13
1089 Is there something you should have told me when I sub-leased your apartment, Bo? 1.3759 0.05653 141 103 23 15
1090 I'm in the process of looking for a new field. 1.3759 0.05282 141 99 31 11
1091 Yep, I’m on it. One for the little boy who lives down the lane. 1.3758 0.05257 149 106 30 13
1092 We never miss an episode of Graze Anatomy. 1.3758 0.05257 149 106 30 13
1093 Let me call you back...I'm watching the evening ewes. 1.3758 0.05510 149 109 24 16
1094 To get real sleep, you need real sheep. 1.3758 0.05343 149 107 28 14
1095 No, Doc, I said, “I need some sleep” 1.3758 0.05343 149 107 28 14
1096 I'll call you back. I've got some Trump voters to take care of. 1.3758 0.05301 157 114 27 16
1097 What do you mean count them in your mind? 1.3758 0.05224 157 113 29 15
1098 I know I shouldn't have gotten my hopes up about urban farming. 1.3758 0.05039 165 118 32 15
1099 Blue? Peep. Small bills in a brown bag. No cops or they're chops. 1.3757 0.04939 173 124 33 16
1100 Hello, Room Service? We'd like one New York steak, medium rare, and 12 dinner salads. 1.3750 0.05182 152 108 31 13
1101 Yeah doc, the trazodone put me right to sleep but I'm not sure I can live with the side effects 1.3750 0.05564 144 105 24 15
1102 They insist on watching every Ram's game. 1.3750 0.05097 152 107 33 12
1103 Yes, I'd like to cancel my subscription... 1.3750 0.04742 176 124 38 14
1104 I need to get the flock outta here. 1.3750 0.05151 160 115 30 15
1105 They're asking for political asylum. Something about a "big bad wolf" is all that I could get out them. 1.3750 0.05869 128 93 22 13
1106 Well, my roommates and I are very close-knit. 1.3750 0.05517 136 97 27 12
1107 It’s just like living on the farm, only the reception is better. 1.3750 0.05011 152 106 35 11
1108 Yup, I left them alone and they came home. 1.3750 0.04923 152 105 37 10
1109 They won't listen to me. I tell them what to do and they say, "The Lord is my Shepherd." 1.3750 0.04917 160 112 36 12
1110 Send in more sheep, I am still awake 1.3750 0.05011 152 106 35 11
1111 Hello, I need to return the DIY sweather kit. I guess we have different definitions of do it yourself! 1.3750 0.04900 168 119 35 14
1112 hello, is Mary there 1.3750 0.05183 168 123 27 18
1113 My sleep aid worked at first, but I seem to need more and more. 1.3750 0.05227 160 116 28 16
1114 Hey, Ma, New York City is crazy. They have this place in Central Park called Sheep Meadow, but they don’t allow sheep there! 1.3742 0.04774 163 113 39 11
1115 Yeah, the grand prize was a free trip to the city for me and a dozen of my closest friends! 1.3742 0.04774 163 113 39 11
1116 I told you I needed fresh sheets. 1.3742 0.05109 155 110 32 13
1117 One pizza, a bottle of beer, and fifty pounds of hay. 1.3742 0.04681 155 105 42 8
1118 Granted, it is an unusual gig, but it pays well and is easier than herding cats. 1.3742 0.05270 155 112 28 15
1119 I wish I had thought of this whole telecommuting thing years ago. 1.3742 0.04942 155 108 36 11
1120 I would like to order several hundred pounds of fresh grass, with a side of clover and forbs or whatever you reccomend for a night of light grazing. 1.3742 0.04942 155 108 36 11
1121 The sheep aren't working, Doctor. Can't I just go back to Ambien? 1.3742 0.05109 155 110 32 13
1122 We're cramped, but it's a New York apartment... 1.3742 0.04942 155 108 36 11
1123 This Wolf on CNN... do we trust him? 1.3741 0.05393 147 106 27 14
1124 A city this size - and nobody delivers hay. 1.3741 0.04750 147 99 41 7
1125 It's like herding cats, but much, much easier. 1.3741 0.05563 147 108 23 16
1126 Sorry to hang up...but I have to get the flock out of here. 1.3741 0.05393 147 106 27 14
1127 Yeah, it seems like everyone who is young and white flocks to the city. 1.3741 0.05306 147 105 29 13
1128 I am afraid you misread the listing. This is a sheep apartment, not a cheap apartment. 1.3741 0.05333 139 98 30 11
1129 I need my Ambien back, this new thing isn't working out. 1.3741 0.05234 139 97 32 10
1130 Bo, it's me. Give me a call as soon as you can, babe. 1.3736 0.04915 174 125 33 16
1131 No. I said I was watching the Rams! 1.3735 0.04790 166 116 38 12
1132 OK, I've led them to Fox News. Now what? 1.3734 0.05118 158 113 31 14
1133 I'd like a cheeseburger with fries, a large Coke, and two bales of alfalfa. 1.3734 0.04876 158 110 37 11
1134 I'd like to order 3 bales of hay and a large pizza with everything. 1.3734 0.04621 158 107 43 8
1135 I would like to order in from the grazing menu 1.3733 0.05228 150 107 30 13
1136 I work from home Fridays 1.3733 0.05228 150 107 30 13
1137 Hi, Bo Peep? Yeah, I found them. 1.3733 0.05228 150 107 30 13
1138 I'm just about to take a nap. 1.3733 0.05228 150 107 30 13
1139 I think they’re looking for the remote. 1.3732 0.05346 142 101 29 12
1140 I just explained to them that technically these aren't pets. 1.3731 0.05367 134 94 30 10
1141 How do I know you're not a wolf? 1.3731 0.05367 134 94 30 10
1142 The view is great and I have never slept better. 1.3731 0.05573 134 96 26 12
1143 My landlord told me to get the flock out of here. 1.3731 0.04443 193 135 44 14
1144 I’ve only been here a week in the landlord told me to get the flock out of here 1.3730 0.05826 126 91 23 12
1145 A total of 42. Now I've got to go. I'm getting really sleepy. 1.3729 0.04511 177 122 44 11
1146 Bo Peep residence? I have good news. 1.3728 0.05019 169 122 31 16
1147 I told you, I'm at work! 1.3728 0.04655 169 117 41 11
1148 They loved the Met and the Guggenheim but the grass in Central Park wasn’t to their liking. 1.3727 0.04730 161 111 40 10
1149 What do you mean border collies aren't allowed on the twelfth floor? 1.3727 0.05124 161 116 30 15
1150 The condo Rules and Regs say no GOATS 1.3727 0.05048 161 115 32 14
1151 Big Bad Wolf? Don’t buzz him in. 1.3725 0.04897 153 106 37 10
1152 Tried it! Tried it! Yeah, tried that too. I don’t know, maybe 10 or 12. What's melatonin? 1.3725 0.05069 153 108 33 12
1153 It was a loud bar. She thought I said "I wanna flock." 1.3725 0.05236 153 110 29 14
1154 No, I don't need a wake up call. I'm having trouble falling asleep as it is. 1.3724 0.05532 145 106 24 15
1155 The dog called in sick today so we're watching "Silence of the lambs" at home. 1.3724 0.05265 145 103 30 12
1156 At first they appreciated not getting eaten by wolves, but now they're always irritated about Netflix outages. 1.3724 0.05080 145 101 34 10
1157 Insomniacs Anonymous? 1.3724 0.05444 145 105 26 14
1158 Actually, I find I'm often more productive when I work from home. 1.3723 0.05284 137 96 31 10
1159 Hello, room service? Is your grass organic? 1.3723 0.05580 137 99 25 13
1160 Hello Bo Peep? I have some good news for you! 1.3723 0.05580 137 99 25 13
1161 The hard part was getting them up here in the elevator. 1.3721 0.04524 172 118 44 10
1162 No really, they just followed me home. Hm? Yeah...wagging their tails behind them. 1.3721 0.04672 172 120 40 12
1163 So turns out working at home was a bad idea. 1.3720 0.04828 164 115 37 12
1164 Wrong number, "Where the buffalo roam" is in room 650. 1.3718 0.05242 156 113 28 15
1165 Ewe Tube isn't working 1.3718 0.05320 156 114 26 16
1166 It's not the best grazing spot, but it's rent-controlled. 1.3718 0.04831 156 108 38 10
1167 Well, if I have to watch over my flock by night, I might as well be comfortable. 1.3716 0.04915 148 102 37 9
1168 They all wanted to watch "The Wolf of Wall Street." 1.3716 0.04915 148 102 37 9
1169 I hate to bring my work home with me, but it's the only way I can sleep at night. 1.3714 0.05203 140 98 32 10
1170 That’s right, bespoke artisanal sweaters delivered to your door. 1.3714 0.05203 140 98 32 10
1171 It's a staff job, and I get to work from home. 1.3714 0.05397 140 100 28 12
1172 Hello, Mary? We've got a problem 1.3714 0.05492 140 101 26 13
1173 I started counting them and they stayed the night. 1.3713 0.04766 167 117 38 12
1174 We’re watching ‘Silence of the Lambs,’ how about you? 1.3711 0.05091 159 114 31 14
1175 Silence f the Lambs" but they don't like it 1.3711 0.04932 159 112 35 12
1176 Your Arbnb is full of sheep, sir. I SAID SHEEP. 1.3711 0.05012 159 113 33 13
1177 I've counted them all, now what? 1.3709 0.05027 151 106 34 11
1178 I'm telling you, vertical herding is how we get to the top of the wool business. 1.3709 0.05199 151 108 30 13
1179 I'd like to make an appointment for 12 haircuts please. 1.3709 0.05284 151 109 28 14
1180 That's right, one cheeseburger, fries, a coke, and twelve paleolithic kale salads. 1.3708 0.04831 178 128 34 16
1181 I promise! You won’t hear a Peep out of them. 1.3708 0.04698 178 126 38 14
1182 I don't know. They all wandered in here when I turned on Fox News. 1.3706 0.05407 143 103 27 13
1183 No rush to hang up, Mom. I'm working from home today. 1.3706 0.05497 143 104 25 14
1184 OK, I counted them and had a good night’s sleep. Now what do I do with them? 1.3704 0.04867 162 114 36 12
1185 So few apartments have pastures. 1.3704 0.05022 162 116 32 14
1186 We went to Central Park today. The Sheep Meadow was a big disappointment. 1.3704 0.04787 162 113 38 11
1187 Mary, come and get your damn lambs. You know that was part of the divorce settlement. 1.3704 0.05246 162 119 26 17
1188 I'm working from home today. The meadow was packed. 1.3704 0.04945 162 115 34 13
1189 I thought this was my weekend with the kids. 1.3704 0.05437 135 96 28 11
1190 I'm in Brooklyn. They call everybody "ewes" here. 1.3704 0.05319 162 120 24 18
1191 No Miss Peep I can't tell you where to find them. That's what witness protection is all about. 1.3701 0.05447 154 114 23 17
1192 Miss Bo-Peep, just follow my instructions and your sheep will be returned unharmed. 1.3701 0.05042 154 109 33 12
1193 Believe me Gloria, this is easier than herding cats. 1.3701 0.05368 154 113 25 16
1194 The landlord told me that I have to get the flock out of here. 1.3701 0.05289 154 112 27 15
1195 Yo, Bo, Found Em. 1.3701 0.05208 154 111 29 14
1196 Honey! I had no choice. I had to get the flock outta there. 1.3701 0.05042 154 109 33 12
1197 Just one more episode, then we'll head back to the fields 1.3699 0.05235 146 104 30 12
1198 No, no, you've reached Beau Peep. 1.3699 0.05669 146 109 20 17
1199 ...can I get clover on that and then a dozen sides of pasture grass... 1.3699 0.05144 146 103 32 11
1200 The farm is toast. The girls are fine. Guess where FEMA sent us? 1.3697 0.04880 165 117 35 13
1201 Do you know what channel Lassie is on? 1.3696 0.05150 138 96 33 9
1202 How do you turn off the cooking channel? They're about to make lamb chops! 1.3696 0.05546 138 100 25 13
1203 Yes, I think I can help you with your insomnia issues. 1.3694 0.05214 157 114 28 15
1204 I lost count. 1.3694 0.05291 157 115 26 16
1205 Nope, still can't fall asleep. 1.3693 0.04868 176 127 33 16
1206 They only watch when Fox News is on. 1.3692 0.05995 130 97 18 15
1207 Yeah, I like my new job but sometimes I still have to take work home. 1.3691 0.05332 149 108 27 14
1208 Wait a minute, where's the wolf now? 1.3691 0.04980 149 104 35 10
1209 A letter coming from the Home Owner's Association about what? 1.3691 0.05246 149 107 29 13
1210 I know, everyone's flocking to the city these days. 1.3691 0.05159 149 106 31 12
1211 I thought they only followed me on Facebook. 1.3690 0.04667 168 117 40 11
1212 I've got to stop taking my work home with me. 1.3688 0.05459 141 102 26 13
1213 Bo Peep. Jack here. I think I found them. 1.3688 0.05365 141 101 28 12
1214 We thought the Rams were on today. 1.3687 0.05064 160 115 31 14
1215 You need roommates to afford a city apartment these days. 1.3687 0.04608 179 126 40 13
1216 Fine, if you don't want 'em, I'll sell 'em on eBaa." 1.3687 0.04873 179 130 32 17
1217 I'd love to go out, but I'm kind of on the lam. 1.3684 0.05337 152 111 26 15
1218 Got to get off the phone now. I brought a lot of work home tonight. 1.3684 0.05086 152 108 32 12
1219 With the cats, I could never satisfy my herding instincts. 1.3684 0.04900 171 123 33 15
1220 Yes, I fell asleep and slept well, but... 1.3684 0.05337 152 111 26 15
1221 Yes hello, I’d like to cancel my subscription to Net Flocks. 1.3684 0.05254 152 110 28 14
1222 Love ewe, too. 1.3684 0.04900 171 123 33 15
1223 "Yes sir, enough wool for three bags full. Just bring your own bags and shears. 1.3684 0.05086 152 108 32 12
1224 Your website says ‘pet friendly’ but I just thought I’d call. 1.3681 0.05071 163 118 30 15
1225 Bo, I found your sheep... and it's gonna cost ya. 1.3681 0.05071 163 118 30 15
1226 I thought you said a room with a ewe. 1.3681 0.04842 163 115 36 12
1227 The food channel is coming on and I don't want to upset them. 1.3681 0.05465 144 105 25 14
1228 Hi, I'm calling about the Boarder Collie 1.3681 0.05375 144 104 27 13
1229 This just isn't working out. I need to get the flock outta here. 1.3681 0.05284 144 103 29 12
1230 Well, I am sleeping better. 1.3677 0.04931 155 109 35 11
1231 Seems like alot for grass. but you deliver? 1.3677 0.05180 155 112 29 14
1232 Hey Siri, Text Bo Peep, "I"ve found them! 1.3677 0.05015 155 110 33 12
1233 ... sure they work, but I think I'd like to go back to the sleeping pills. 1.3677 0.04758 155 107 39 9
1234 Well, it's like herding cats. 1.3676 0.05302 136 96 30 10
1235 Beef and broccoli. Hot and sour soup. And six bales of hay. Ten minutes? Great! 1.3676 0.05602 136 99 24 13
1236 Working from home isn't half bad- I tune in to Fox and Friends, and they fall right in line! 1.3676 0.05199 136 95 32 9
1237 I'm all for farm-to-table, but this is ridiculous! 1.3675 0.04545 166 114 43 9
1238 I agree, one of them is a wolf - I'll keep looking. 1.3673 0.05116 147 104 32 11
1239 I'm trying to work from home but I just keep falling asleep 1.3673 0.05116 147 104 32 11
1240 I brought some work home with me again. 1.3673 0.05024 147 103 34 10
1241 No, I have no idea who ordered the movie "Babe" fourteen times 1.3673 0.05116 147 104 32 11
1242 I thought you said I can count sheep to go to sleep, then why am I so awake right now? 1.3673 0.05116 147 104 32 11
1243 Bo Peep please. 1.3671 0.04947 158 112 34 12
1244 Things are actually actually pretty Ba-a-a-a -d. 1.3671 0.05107 158 114 30 14
1245 Miss Peep, leave $150,000 in unmarked bills under the Brooklyn Bridge at midnight. 1.3671 0.05414 158 118 22 18
1246 Three bags? Hell, I have a whole roomful. 1.3669 0.05320 139 99 29 11
1247 Counting them didn’t help 1.3669 0.05320 139 99 29 11
1248 I need to stop bringing my work home with me. 1.3669 0.05320 139 99 29 11
1249 Yeah, we've got a few gigs through the holidays, but then I guess it's out to pasture. 1.3669 0.05017 139 96 35 8
1250 We missed the Meadowlands exit. 1.3669 0.04491 169 116 44 9
1251 Yes they did help me sleep, can you come get them now? 1.3667 0.05217 150 108 29 13
1252 I'm taking a course on leadership. 1.3667 0.04654 180 128 38 14
1253 I promised em they could watch "Silence of The Lambs" 1.3667 0.05217 150 108 29 13
1254 No i said a cheap appartement 1.3665 0.05114 161 117 29 15
1255 Yes, Ms. Peep...I think I have found what you lost...can you describe your lost items in detail? 1.3665 0.05114 161 117 29 15
1256 Front Desk, "I would like to order 3 bales of Hay and a shovel, please" 1.3665 0.04637 161 111 41 9
1257 Listen carefully Bo Peep I have your sheep 1.3662 0.05426 142 103 26 13
1258 Yo. Peep here again. Yeah. I found 'em. Turns out they never even left the apartment. 1.3662 0.05518 142 104 24 14
1259 No, we took the stairs. 1.3662 0.05045 142 99 34 9
1260 If it’s that wolf at the door, don’t let him in. 1.3661 0.04665 183 131 37 15
1261 so we're heading off to bethlehem in the morning 1.3660 0.04973 153 108 34 11
1262 Yes, sir - yes, sir. Three bags full. 1.3660 0.04885 153 107 36 10
1263 So far, I’m not a big fan of telecommuting. 1.3660 0.04885 153 107 36 10
1264 Bo Peep?....Yeah, they're at my place. 1.3660 0.05143 153 110 30 13
1265 Room service? I need some grass. 1.3659 0.05917 123 90 21 12
1266 Wool’s trading for WHAT?! 1.3659 0.04971 164 118 32 14
1267 Yes, that's one pepperoni pizza and two bales of hay. 1.3659 0.05045 164 119 30 15
1268 Evidently the city that doesn't sleep is just the untapped market I've been looking for! 1.3659 0.04971 164 118 32 14
1269 What would Jesus do? 1.3659 0.04971 164 118 32 14
1270 Look, Doc, I'm all for natural alternatives, but couldn't you just prescribe me some Ambien? 1.3659 0.06246 123 93 15 15
1271 It's me, Bo. You'll never guess where I finally found them. 1.3657 0.04883 175 127 32 16
1272 Very funny, Al. No, I am not sheepless in Seattle. 1.3657 0.05354 134 95 29 10
1273 Hello, Ewe Tube? Have I got a video for you.... 1.3655 0.05068 145 102 33 10
1274 Yeah, I took your advice and left them alone . . . and they did come home, but they're still not happy about the location. 1.3655 0.05344 145 105 27 13
1275 Hello, Little Bo-Peep? Now listen, and listen carefully... 1.3655 0.05344 145 105 27 13
1276 I said only ONE for the little boy who lives down the lane. 1.3655 0.05068 145 102 33 10
1277 I didn't get fired, but they are putting me out to pasture. 1.3654 0.05071 156 112 31 13
1278 Now, what are your roaming charges? 1.3654 0.05071 156 112 31 13
1279 Even though it’s a pull-out, I’m sleeping remarkably well. 1.3654 0.05231 156 114 27 15
1280 That will be twelve large orders of grass, and one kale salad. 1.3654 0.04555 156 106 43 7
1281 It's very simple Ms Peep - it's your money or your sheep. 1.3654 0.05310 156 115 25 16
1282 Is the wolf gone yet? 1.3654 0.04905 156 110 35 11
1283 Rent a sheep to help you fall asleep! Rob speaking. How many sheep do you need? 1.3650 0.05167 137 96 32 9
1284 Honey, the dog had the day off so I brought work home. 1.3649 0.05176 148 106 30 12
1285 No, pretty sure they're trump supporters. 1.3649 0.05351 148 108 26 14
1286 I THINK someone signed me up for a sleep study. 1.3649 0.04808 148 102 38 8
1287 Oh,it's ewe again. 1.3649 0.05087 148 105 32 11
1288 Hello? Netflocks? 1.3649 0.05176 148 106 30 12
1289 Yeah, I know the there's a limit, but technically they're not pets. 1.3649 0.05265 148 107 28 13
1290 Yeah, you just leave them alone, and they come home. 1.3648 0.04757 159 111 38 10
1291 We can’t go anywhere until I can convince them that the Wolf of Wall Street isn’t an actual wolf. 1.3648 0.05002 159 114 32 13
1292 This is Bob Peep, my wife isn't home. 1.3647 0.04914 170 123 32 15
1293 No one told me that they can't go DOWN steps. 1.3643 0.05385 129 91 29 9
1294 Right. That's one shepherd's pie and a dozen bowls of milk. 1.3643 0.05479 140 102 25 13
1295 No, that was SIX bales of hay and ONE Shepherds Pie. 1.3643 0.05385 140 101 27 12
1296 Hello, room service? I'd like a grilled cheese and seventeen garden salads. 1.3642 0.05356 151 111 25 15
1297 They said, "count the sheep to fall asleep", but they never said anything about what to do once you wake up. 1.3642 0.05188 151 109 29 13
1298 First of all, I am not little. Secondly, they are not mine. 1.3642 0.05188 151 109 29 13
1299 Thinking about getting the flock out of here. 1.3642 0.05015 151 107 33 11
1300 Please send up one order of the chicken stir-fry, two bottles of ginger ale and a border collie. 1.3642 0.05015 151 107 33 11
1301 You'll never find them, Bo Peep, so pay up if you want them back. 1.3642 0.04926 151 106 35 10
1302 That's right, Ms. Bo-Peep -- $25,000 or it's mutton time. 1.3642 0.05437 151 112 23 16
1303 For some reason Doc, whenever I check to see if they're all here I have trouble staying awake 1.3642 0.05273 151 110 27 14
1304 Yes, Miss Bo, we're good. It's halftime and the Rams are ahead. 1.3642 0.05356 151 111 25 15
1305 Not tonight. Sometimes I have to bring work home. 1.3642 0.04777 162 114 37 11
1306 Hey, Bo? Found 'em. 1.3642 0.05056 173 128 27 18
1307 I know I'm supposed to lead them somewhere, but I can't risk losing this rent-controlled apartment. 1.3642 0.04782 173 124 35 14
1308 Believe me, I've tried non-pharmaceutical methods. 1.3636 0.04946 154 109 34 11
1309 I already herd. 1.3636 0.05197 154 112 28 14
1310 You say you're holding the black sheep at the border? 1.3636 0.04792 176 127 34 15
1311 I’m watching Graze Anatomy, how about you? 1.3636 0.04945 165 119 32 14
1312 Once they cut both the farm and the rent subsidies, I really had no other choice. 1.3636 0.05113 143 101 32 10
1313 I will say the career change has done wonders for my insomnia. 1.3636 0.04870 165 118 34 13
1314 What do you mean the wolf of Wall Street is a metaphor? 1.3636 0.05574 143 106 22 15
1315 Exactly how soon can we get that farm-to-table reservation? 1.3631 0.04881 168 121 33 14
1316 Although the wolf's no longer a problem, the coop board's been threatening me something fierce. 1.3631 0.04795 157 110 37 10
1317 I've counted them all; what doI do now? 1.3631 0.04879 157 111 35 11
1318 Some hotels are just better than others at helping you get to sleep. 1.3631 0.04962 157 112 33 12
1319 Working from home is the best decision I ever made. 1.3631 0.04795 157 110 37 10
1320 I need a bigger staff. 1.3630 0.05313 146 106 27 13
1321 I was trying to get some sleep and now they just won't leave. 1.3630 0.05401 146 107 25 14
1322 I've tried that and I'm still wide awake. 1.3630 0.05525 135 98 25 12
1323 Yeah, I’ve tried that, but I’m still wide awake. 1.3630 0.05424 135 97 27 11
1324 I overslept. 1.3626 0.04890 171 124 32 15
1325 No, haven’t heard a peep from her; but I do know where she can find them. 1.3626 0.04600 171 120 40 11
1326 You're right Dr. Brulov , I've got to stop taking my work home with me. 1.3625 0.04896 160 114 34 12
1327 I've got something of yours, Peep, and if you play ball , nobody gets hurt. 1.3625 0.04975 160 115 32 13
1328 Bo? It’s me. I found them. What? Leave them alone? Are you sure? 1.3625 0.05356 160 120 22 18
1329 Just wanted to let you know I’ll be working from home again tomorrow. 1.3624 0.05059 149 106 32 11
1330 That's 3 bales of hay, 4 orders of clover, 2 of crabgrass, and a club sandwich. 1.3624 0.04686 149 102 40 7
1331 The hardest part of bringing the work home is staying awake 1.3624 0.04968 149 105 34 10
1332 I really miss working in the field. 1.3623 0.05239 138 98 30 10
1333 Yeah, I brought work home so I can watch the game. 1.3623 0.05437 138 100 26 12
1334 That’s right, I do petting zoos, birthdays, and baaaaat mitzvahs 1.3621 0.04829 174 126 33 15
1335 Well, I gotta say, apartment sitting is a much more enjoyable side gig for us than that dog-walking one... 1.3620 0.04590 163 113 41 9
1336 Sorry, but I don't think this stay-at-home job is going to work 1.3620 0.05061 163 119 29 15
1337 I have to stop bringing my work home with me. 1.3620 0.04909 163 117 33 13
1338 They wanted horror, so we're watching Wolf of Wall Street again. 1.3620 0.05061 163 119 29 15
1339 No, I just left them alone, and ... 1.3620 0.04672 163 114 39 10
1340 Waiting for the LA Rams game. How about you? 1.3620 0.04909 163 117 33 13
1341 This is room 417. Please send up one Shepherd's Pie and an acre of grass. 1.3618 0.04988 152 108 33 11
1342 I want to report a lost border collie, answers to the name "Scotty" 1.3618 0.05159 152 110 29 13
1343 Nice place, but I’m getting fleeced on the rent. 1.3618 0.05074 152 109 31 12
1344 How do I get ewe tube? 1.3617 0.05629 141 105 21 15
1345 I am giving sweaters for gifts this Christmas...lots of sweaters. 1.3616 0.04492 177 124 42 11
1346 Doc, I'm still having trouble falling asleep. 1.3615 0.05350 130 92 29 9
1347 I told them that I would only take the job if I could work from home on Fridays. 1.3615 0.05238 130 91 31 8
1348 Hello, is this Bo? 1.3614 0.05067 166 122 28 16
1349 Tell Little Bo Peep I found her damn sheep. 1.3613 0.05406 155 116 22 17
1350 We're watching "50 Shades of Graze." What are you up to? 1.3613 0.04919 155 110 34 11
1351 No, I'm Little Bo pooped. 1.3613 0.04919 155 110 34 11
1352 Siri, I'm not talking dirty. What I asked was in Sheep Meadow was there a flocking fee? 1.3613 0.05406 155 116 22 17
1353 The people downstairs are fine with it. They’ve got llamas. 1.3613 0.05004 155 111 32 12
1354 One order of bun cha and enough lemon grass for 24. 1.3613 0.05249 155 114 26 15
1355 I'm on the wait list for a ground floor apartment. 1.3611 0.04889 144 100 36 8
1356 Yes, I'm trying to reach a Ms Peep? 1.3611 0.04905 180 133 29 18
1357 Hello, 911? I’ve been fleeced. 1.3611 0.04510 180 127 41 12
1358 Oooooooh, you said a "CHEAP" hotel room. My bad. 1.3611 0.04968 180 134 27 19
1359 No, I can't sleep either. 1.3611 0.05179 144 103 30 11
1360 Same ole...working on boundary issues. 1.3611 0.05084 144 102 32 10
1361 I’d like to cancel a subscription.” 1.3611 0.04578 180 128 39 13
1362 Mary? 1.3609 0.04784 169 121 35 13
1363 Well, yes...I have tried counting sheep 1.3609 0.05266 133 94 30 9
1364 I just got tired of herding cats. 1.3609 0.05478 133 96 26 11
1365 No. I have no problem nodding off at bed time. 1.3608 0.04936 158 113 33 12
1366 I said, "With a view," not with a Ewe. 1.3608 0.04854 158 112 35 11
1367 I'm watching Flocks News right now, can I call you baaack? 1.3605 0.05194 147 106 29 12
1368 Mary didn't tell me they reproduced this fast. 1.3605 0.05194 147 106 29 12
1369 I told the office I'm herding from home 1.3605 0.04725 172 123 36 13
1370 Well, funny story, it all started when I couldn't get to sleep... 1.3603 0.05078 136 95 33 8
1371 I seem to have lost count 1.3603 0.05390 136 98 27 11
1372 Yes, my flock is registered by my sleep therapist as emotional support animals. 1.3602 0.05027 161 117 30 14
1373 We're watching the Ram game. 1.3602 0.04870 161 115 34 12
1374 No I don't know the exact number. I fall asleep anytime I try to count them 1.3602 0.05179 161 119 26 16
1375 Why didn't you tell me about your "No Sheep" policy at check-in?? 1.3600 0.04849 150 105 36 9
1376 Is this Bo-Peep? I've found them. They're in New York. 1.3600 0.05136 175 132 23 20
1377 Oh, just woolgathering... 1.3600 0.05205 150 109 28 13
1378 No, I tried that, and I'm still awake. 1.3600 0.05119 150 108 30 12
1379 Hi Miss Bo-Peep. We have some good news for you. 1.3598 0.04807 164 117 35 12
1380 Just let Bo-Peep know they're here. 1.3598 0.05253 164 123 23 18
1381 Your 'Sleep App' appears to have some glitches." 1.3598 0.04884 164 118 33 13
1382 I'm not sure this working from home trend is for me. 1.3598 0.04960 164 119 31 14
1383 It's smaller than it looked on Airbnb, but it does sleep twelve. 1.3598 0.04729 164 116 37 11
1384 Oh, nothing much. Just house sitting for the Pendletons. 1.3598 0.04807 164 117 35 12
1385 My therapist says I have herd mentality. 1.3598 0.04807 164 117 35 12
1386 Sorry, we're already booked. Two pageants, one parade, four manger scenes, a reunion with the Brokeback Mountain cast." 1.3598 0.05324 164 124 21 19
1387 Yeah, been working from home two days a week, but the apartment’s starting to smell like the office. 1.3597 0.05106 139 98 32 9
1388 What should I do with them after I've counted them? 1.3597 0.05306 139 100 28 11
1389 I call it Lambien. 1.3596 0.04747 178 129 34 15
1390 I really need to get the flock out of here. 1.3596 0.04679 178 128 36 14
1391 Sheep happened 1.3595 0.04873 153 108 35 10
1392 Apartment to table is my speciality. 1.3595 0.05296 153 113 25 15
1393 Yes. I'd like to speak with Mary. 1.3595 0.04961 153 109 33 11
1394 Ewe called? 1.3594 0.05841 128 95 20 13
1395 They've been behaving fine, well except when the Serta commercial came on. 1.3593 0.04969 167 122 30 15
1396 Why do I want to initiate this return? Well, because I feel like I got fleeced. 1.3593 0.05182 167 125 24 18
1397 Yep, I found thy rod, and the staff's all here. 1.3593 0.04821 167 120 34 13
1398 Can you come over? I have to count them and I’m afraid I’ll fall asleep. 1.3592 0.05226 142 102 29 11
1399 A cheese omelette, rye toast, and 8 bales of hay. 1.3590 0.04893 156 111 34 11
1400 I'm sorry, could you re-bleat that? 1.3590 0.04721 156 109 38 9
1401 Yeah, so the dog is gone and I’ve got to get these guys to LaGuardia. 1.3590 0.05060 156 113 30 13
1402 Working from home has been a bit of a challenge, but my insomnia is completely cured." 1.3590 0.05060 156 113 30 13
1403 Working from home. So far so good. 1.3588 0.04833 170 123 33 14
1404 Just chillin', getting my sheep together, what about you? 1.3588 0.05426 131 94 27 10
1405 Look Bo Peep...I told you I could only watch them for a hour! 1.3586 0.05332 145 106 26 13
1406 We are safe now, but those Wall Street wolves are just waiting outside the door. 1.3586 0.04762 145 100 38 7
1407 Tell her I’ve got them. 1.3586 0.05241 145 105 28 12
1408 I have to work from home today. They want to watch the sheep dog trials. 1.3586 0.05149 145 104 30 11
1409 So I told the desk clerk that they're my support animals. 1.3586 0.05241 145 105 28 12
1410 I said I was looking for a 'cheap' apartment. 1.3586 0.05241 145 105 28 12
1411 No, what other way to invest in wool futures? 1.3585 0.05070 159 116 29 14
1412 yes, the airline lost the black one. 1.3584 0.05047 173 129 26 18
1413 Pricey, but right near the park. 1.3584 0.04843 173 126 32 15
1414 Yes, I can definitively say there are no cats in the apartment. 1.3582 0.05443 134 97 26 11
1415 Tell Little Bo Peep I want $5,000 by five o'clock tonight. 1.3581 0.04983 148 105 33 10
1416 What kind of an agent can't get this group a gig on Christmas Eve? 1.3581 0.04983 148 105 33 10
1417 We'd like 12 large salads, no dressing, a double cheeseburger with bacon, a side of onion rings, and a Budweiser. 1.3581 0.05425 148 110 23 15
1418 Yea, well, it's a gig economy, mom. 1.3581 0.05252 148 108 27 13
1419 Management put me out to pasture. 1.3581 0.05339 148 109 25 14
1420 No, I told them I want to get some SLEEP. 1.3580 0.04924 162 117 32 13
1421 Hey Bo your peeps are here 1.3580 0.05077 162 119 28 15
1422 You're bringing the mint jelly, right? 1.3580 0.04845 162 116 34 12
1423 The room is great, but could you send up some Woolite. 1.3580 0.04602 162 113 40 9
1424 Hello, Ms. Peep? Yeah, they’re home. The doorman buzzed ‘em in.” 1.3580 0.04645 176 126 37 13
1425 I wanted to watch ewetube 1.3576 0.05176 151 110 28 13
1426 They'll trade me back unharmed for a half-ton of clover and the surrender of the fleece shears. 1.3576 0.05176 151 110 28 13
1427 Do you have any Border Collies by any chance? 1.3576 0.05090 151 109 30 12
1428 The city is nice, but we're getting fleeced on rent. 1.3576 0.04914 151 107 34 10
1429 I don't know. Every time I start to count them I fall asleep. 1.3576 0.05176 151 110 28 13
1430 It's not working. I still can't fall asleep. 1.3576 0.05090 151 109 30 12
1431 I gotta get the flock out of this city. 1.3576 0.05344 151 112 24 15
1432 Hi, I’m in 1402 and was wondering if I could get an order of oats or ivy up here? 1.3576 0.05009 165 121 29 15
1433 I don't know. I fell asleep counting. 1.3576 0.04860 165 119 33 13
1434 I think you are looking for my sister Bo. I keep my sheep in my living room and know exactly where to find them. 1.3571 0.05015 168 124 28 16
1435 Not much, just watching the evening ewes. 1.3571 0.04934 154 110 33 11
1436 I matched with a Bo Peep on Tinder and when I woke up this morning, she was gone and these guys were here. 1.3571 0.05347 154 115 23 16
1437 The boss said I can work from home today. 1.3571 0.04646 168 119 38 11
1438 No, you misunderstood. My problem is not with sheepless nights... 1.3571 0.05103 154 112 29 13
1439 Mary's out right now, I'm the sitter. 1.3571 0.05103 154 112 29 13
1440 Retirement is complicated. 1.3571 0.05186 154 113 27 14
1441 Watching Silence of the Lambs." Again 1.3571 0.04733 182 133 33 16
1442 I was counting, not inviting. 1.3571 0.05347 154 115 23 16
1443 Sleep Therapist? Yeah you've got the right number. 1.3571 0.04934 154 110 33 11
1444 Honey, I fear my mid-life crisis may have hit a new low. 1.3567 0.04664 171 122 37 12
1445 Yeah, hi, I would like to order the Sooper Pooper Scooper. 1.3567 0.04809 171 124 33 14
1446 Hello, Ms. Peep? I found them. They just came in for dinner and a show. 1.3567 0.04664 171 122 37 12
1447 I promise I'll have a final count for you first thing tomorrow. 1.3567 0.04951 157 113 32 12
1448 Nothing. Just wool-gathering. 1.3567 0.04951 157 113 32 12
1449 One followed me to school and it just snowballed. 1.3567 0.05032 157 114 30 13
1450 They’re back! The restraining order didn’t work. 1.3567 0.04867 157 112 34 11
1451 I said I herd ewes. 1.3566 0.05562 143 107 21 15
1452 Sheperding is much easier with all the degreulation. 1.3566 0.05195 143 103 29 11
1453 Hello. Insomnia Solutions here. 1.3566 0.05697 129 95 22 12
1454 I am not in Witness Protection,Ma,I am on the lamb! 1.3563 0.04750 174 126 34 14
1455 They were in the living room the whole time. 1.3562 0.04803 160 114 35 11
1456 Hello, .... Mary, .... we have a problem. 1.3562 0.04884 160 115 33 12
1457 I told your customer service, 'a dozen white SHEETS'! 1.3562 0.04964 160 116 31 13
1458 Hi, Bo Peep. You won't believe this. 1.3562 0.05120 160 118 27 15
1459 Why yes, Ms. Peep, I believe I’ve found them. 1.3562 0.04964 160 116 31 13
1460 Babysitting for Mary, you? 1.3562 0.04964 160 116 31 13
1461 Yes, Room Service, could you send up your Vegan menu? 1.3562 0.05419 160 122 19 19
1462 Well, I'll go if everyone else is going. 1.3562 0.05119 146 105 30 11
1463 Yeah, I finally made the rural to urban shift, but it's hard to let go entirely.... 1.3562 0.05211 146 106 28 12
1464 They followed me to work today, work today,WORK today! They followed me to work today and I just got fired. 1.3562 0.05476 146 109 22 15
1465 Not much. Just bringin’ the farm closer to the table. 1.3559 0.04186 177 121 49 7
1466 Nothing much, just watching “Dances with Wolves”. 1.3558 0.04741 163 116 36 11
1467 Yes, Sealy? I’ve woken up but they’re still here. 1.3558 0.04741 163 116 36 11
1468 I reckon folks in "the city that never sleeps" could use my services. 1.3557 0.05046 149 107 31 11
1469 Yes, Doctor, I'm sleeping much better now. 1.3557 0.05477 149 112 21 16
1470 I,m in deep sheep now! 1.3557 0.05046 149 107 31 11
1471 ‘It didn’t work .....just send up the Ambien” 1.3557 0.04955 149 106 33 10
1472 Well, I was successful with urban farming and I thought this would be a lateral move. 1.3557 0.04955 149 106 33 10
1473 I came in to watch Fox News and they decided to follow. 1.3557 0.05309 149 110 25 14
1474 They insist on watching Hannity 1.3557 0.05559 149 113 19 17
1475 No, I’ve never married... why do you ask? 1.3556 0.05201 135 96 30 9
1476 Feeling a little under the weather, going to work from home today. 1.3556 0.04430 180 127 42 11
1477 Yes, this is Sleep Apnea Solutions. What time do you want us to arrive at your home? 1.3554 0.04603 166 117 39 10
1478 Not much...just keeping the wolf away from the door 1.3554 0.04984 166 122 29 15
1479 It's great to finally be able to work from home! 1.3554 0.04984 166 122 29 15
1480 Unmarked bills Bo Peep, and don’t think about calling the cops 1.3554 0.05852 121 89 21 11
1481 Sorry honey I had to bring my work home tonight. 1.3553 0.05148 152 111 28 13
1482 Hopefully going method for the Nativity play will really pay off. 1.3553 0.05148 152 111 28 13
1483 Yes sir... Yes sir... Three bags, full. 1.3553 0.05395 152 114 22 16
1484 I was skeptical at first, but working from home has its advantages. 1.3553 0.04975 152 109 32 11
1485 We’re here for the primary, Mr. Trump, but frankly I think your base could use more diversity. 1.3553 0.05062 152 110 30 12
1486 As usual, the black sheep didn't show up. 1.3553 0.05148 152 111 28 13
1487 Yes, I used only cold water. They're hanging around now, drying out. 1.3552 0.04837 183 136 29 18
1488 Hi Mom. You were right. I just got home and sure enough they came back all on their own. 1.3551 0.05122 138 98 31 9
1489 No, my roommate doesn't mind. They help him fall asleep at night. 1.3551 0.04911 138 96 35 7
1490 I need a better work-life balance. 1.3550 0.04389 169 117 44 8
1491 Of course they're well-behaved. They're sheep! 1.3550 0.04774 169 122 34 13
1492 I've tried that--I'm still having trouble sleeping. 1.3548 0.04734 155 109 37 9
1493 I might be asleep. 1.3548 0.04734 155 109 37 9
1494 It's not as pastoral as the brochure appeared. 1.3548 0.05395 124 88 28 8
1495 Yes. Little Bo-Peep, they are here. ALL OF THEM! 1.3548 0.05238 155 115 25 15
1496 I say we get the flock out of here and see the city. 1.3548 0.04899 186 140 26 20
1497 Tell me again how this is supposed to help me sleep. 1.3548 0.05238 155 115 25 15
1498 I have to get them out of here by hook or by crook. 1.3548 0.04992 155 112 31 12
1499 I’m working remotely today. 1.3548 0.04992 155 112 31 12
1500 I had a sheep over last night. 1.3548 0.04821 155 110 35 10
1501 The rams are now in Los Angeles? 1.3547 0.04642 172 123 37 12
1502 How do you think I could bid so low on that park lawn maintenance contract. 1.3547 0.04714 172 124 35 13
1503 Sleep Disorder Treatment Center, Bo Speaking. 1.3544 0.05164 158 117 26 15
1504 Oh, wool gathering. How about you? 1.3544 0.05085 158 116 28 14
1505 Hello? Can I please speak to Mary? 1.3544 0.05085 158 116 28 14
1506 Thirteen fit in the freight elevator with me. The door man is watching the rest 1.3544 0.04406 158 108 44 6
1507 Can I call you back? Things are a little wild and woolly right now 1.3544 0.05006 158 115 30 13
1508 Yeah, I'm working from home today. What are you up to? 1.3544 0.05318 158 119 22 17
1509 Would you tell Little Bo Peep - I've found her sheep?! 1.3544 0.05318 158 119 22 17
1510 One fruit smoothie, and two hundred shots of wheatgrass please. 1.3543 0.05537 127 92 25 10
1511 Hello, is this 'Sheepless in Seattle'? Well, meet me at the Empire State Building and your prayers will be answered. 1.3542 0.05350 144 106 25 13
1512 Hey guys. A sigh of relief all around. Wool is up. 1.3542 0.05165 144 104 29 11
1513 I don’t know, I stopped counting 1.3542 0.05258 144 105 27 12
1514 Bo? Yes. Yes. 57th and Park. Apt. 28-C. I have no idea. OK. Bye. 1.3542 0.05350 144 106 25 13
1515 Its sort of like dog sitting. 1.3540 0.04442 161 111 43 7
1516 Have you herd? 1.3538 0.05554 130 95 24 11
1517 Yes, I'm trying to reach Little Bo Peep 1.3538 0.05445 130 94 26 10
1518 My high school guidance counselor predicted this. 1.3537 0.05090 147 106 30 11
1519 Ohhh. I thought the song lyrics were “I want to wake up in a city with a dozen sheep!” 1.3537 0.05444 147 110 22 15
1520 Are the wolves still around Wall St? 1.3537 0.05444 147 110 22 15
1521 We're making our Christmas sweaters from scratch this year. 1.3537 0.04998 147 105 32 10
1522 What do you mean you don't allow dogs? 1.3537 0.05358 147 109 24 14
1523 Please send a sheepdog to suite 7c 1.3537 0.05098 164 122 26 16
1524 Do you deliver grass? No, not that kind. 1.3537 0.05098 164 122 26 16
1525 I’m counting on getting a good rest tonight 1.3537 0.04796 164 118 34 12
1526 No Doc, I woke up and they were still here! 1.3536 0.04614 181 131 36 14
1527 I wish I could relax, but I keep taking my work home with me. 1.3533 0.05018 150 108 31 11
1528 It doesn't work: I haven't slept in days. 1.3533 0.05106 150 109 29 12
1529 I can’t tonight, I brought work home! 1.3533 0.05106 150 109 29 12
1530 I'm fine. What about Ewe? 1.3533 0.04928 150 107 33 10
1531 I'd like a hundred pounds of grass cuttings and a shepherds pie. 1.3533 0.05106 150 109 29 12
1532 I counted 20. Didn’t help at all. 1.3529 0.05376 136 99 26 11
1533 I hope she likes it, I got it for her at makeyourownsweater.com 1.3529 0.04894 170 125 30 15
1534 I still can’t sleep, but at least I found a new job. 1.3529 0.04948 153 110 32 11
1535 Ram Service? 1.3529 0.04680 153 107 38 8
1536 Of course, I feel sheepish. We all do. 1.3529 0.04861 153 109 34 10
1537 What? Oh, that’s just the T.V. 1.3526 0.04691 173 125 35 13
1538 Finding a reliable sheep-walking service is tough, but otherwise I'm loving the city life. 1.3526 0.04620 156 109 39 8
1539 No, no - I said "I'm FLOCKED!" 1.3526 0.04881 156 112 33 11
1540 Bo-Peep and I would love to move, but our apartment is rent controlled. 1.3526 0.04796 156 111 35 10
1541 City dog pound? Do you have any border collies available? 1.3526 0.04796 156 111 35 10
1542 At last! I've found the secret to shear happiness. 1.3526 0.04796 156 111 35 10
1543 Tonight? Probably Shepherd's pie. 1.3526 0.04965 156 113 31 12
1544 Oh, I'm just keeping watch over my flock by day . . how's everything with you? 1.3525 0.05193 139 100 29 10
1545 For heaven's sake, not a word of this to Bo-Peep. 1.3525 0.05486 139 103 23 13
1546 How much is the pet fee again? 1.3523 0.04492 176 125 40 11
1547 They thought I was Trump and followed me home 1.3523 0.04973 176 132 26 18
1548 I seriously need to get a wolf. 1.3523 0.04907 176 131 28 17
1549 Counting isn't working, could you send up some Xanax​? 1.3522 0.05213 159 119 24 16
1550 Yep, still having trouble sleeping. 1.3522 0.04733 159 113 36 10
1551 I saw it on Flocks News 1.3522 0.04816 159 114 34 11
1552 Uh, Siri, can you find me a "Little Bo Peep" who lost her sheep? 1.3522 0.05136 159 118 26 15
1553 Hello, Mary ? 1.3522 0.05058 159 117 28 14
1554 Your "farm to table" wool has arrived! 1.3522 0.04979 159 116 30 13
1555 I told Alexa I wanted a twelve-rack of lamb, not a twelve-pack of lambs! 1.3521 0.05400 142 105 24 13
1556 The hardest part was the elevator. 1.3521 0.04916 142 100 34 8
1557 I struck gold finding a pet friendly apartment 1.3521 0.05400 142 105 24 13
1558 Peep residence. No, she’s out looking for something. 1.3519 0.05066 162 120 27 15
1559 Hello, Bo? I bet you know why I'm calling. 1.3519 0.05066 162 120 27 15
1560 I hate taking my work home with me 1.3519 0.04913 162 118 31 13
1561 It didn't work. I'm still up. 1.3517 0.05228 145 106 27 12
1562 Yea, I’ve tried counting them. Doesn’t help at all. 1.3517 0.05135 145 105 29 11
1563 But you told me counting sheep would help me fall asleep—what do you mean “I don’t actually need to buy them”? 1.3517 0.05041 145 104 31 10
1564 No, I'm staying put today but I brought some work home. 1.3517 0.05135 145 105 29 11
1565 Put BoPeep on the phone. 1.3516 0.05272 128 91 29 8
1566 Hi Bo? No worries, they’re with me. 1.3515 0.04848 165 120 32 13
1567 IT'S TOM AGAIN, MISS PEEP - RANSOM WILL BE $50,000. 1.3515 0.04533 165 116 40 9
1568 This is the last time I'm going to be able to pass you guys off as service animals, so you better enjoy yourselves. 1.3515 0.04848 165 120 32 13
1569 Room service? Would you please send up a cheeseburger and a dozen salads. 1.3514 0.04483 148 101 42 5
1570 Yeah, we're all here. Just waiting for my dog to dial in. 1.3514 0.05327 148 110 24 14
1571 I found them. They bought a condo in Denver. Said they came for the grass. 1.3514 0.05151 148 108 28 12
1572 And you say the Border Collie will be how much longer? 1.3512 0.04558 168 119 39 10
1573 I'm going to have to call you back. I'm getting awfully sleepy. 1.3512 0.04712 168 121 35 12
1574 Can you add Animal Planet to my cable account? 1.3510 0.05249 151 112 25 14
1575 It's just so easy to get distracted when you work from home. 1.3509 0.04799 171 125 32 14
1576 Hello, this is the Sleep Wellness Institute. How can we help you? 1.3508 0.04500 191 139 37 15
1577 Counted ‘em twice and I’m still awake, so what do I try now? 1.3507 0.04884 134 93 35 6
1578 Hello, Bo Peep? I’ve found them. 1.3507 0.05109 134 95 31 8
1579 Yeh, I have them. 1.3506 0.04655 154 108 38 8
1580 We agreed to joint custody, but since then I haven’t heard even a peep. 1.3506 0.04921 154 111 32 11
1581 Yes, they are registered to vote! 1.3506 0.05255 154 115 24 15
1582 Yes, I tried counting them, but I'm still wide awake. 1.3506 0.05091 154 113 28 13
1583 Ok I only need 10 of you for a nap...the rest of you go back to the bedroom 1.3506 0.04921 154 111 32 11
1584 Yes, hello, is this the Church of the Good Shepherd? Oh thank God, I could really use your help! 1.3504 0.05138 137 98 30 9
1585 Give me your absolute best price on mint jelly. 1.3503 0.05259 157 118 23 16
1586 I took the flock to higher ground, just like you said. 1.3503 0.04506 157 109 41 7
1587 So Bo. You ready to meet my demands? 1.3503 0.05101 157 116 27 14
1588 You say you can't sleep? I'll be right there! 1.3503 0.04684 157 111 37 9
1589 No, the sleeping situation is great actually. 1.3503 0.04938 157 114 31 12
1590 Yeah, , no - we are staying inside until UGG season is over. 1.3503 0.05101 157 116 27 14
1591 I know, mom. They have no idea how good they have it. 1.3503 0.04613 177 128 36 13
1592 Some don't want to watch Fox News. 1.3500 0.04873 160 116 32 12
1593 Yes Bo, they’re wagging their tails, behind them. 1.3500 0.04708 160 114 36 10
1594 Yes, I've unplugged the cable box an plugged it back in--but they didn't go away. 1.3500 0.04873 160 116 32 12
1595 My wife has told me to get the Flock outa here ! 1.3500 0.05109 160 119 26 15
1596 Yeah, I'm here, protecting the flock from the Wolves of Wall Street. 1.3497 0.04506 183 132 38 13
1597 Bo Peep isn't here. I'm subletting. 1.3497 0.04887 163 119 31 13
1598 Hello Bo Peep? You'll never guess where I found your sheep. 1.3497 0.04988 143 102 32 9
1599 This is Flushing Meadows Sleep Center, how can I help you? 1.3497 0.05368 143 106 24 13
1600 There's no demand anymore. People just rely on HGTV and Xanax. 1.3497 0.05086 143 103 30 10
1601 I describe the style as more baa-haus 1.3494 0.04748 166 120 34 12
1602 Room service? What do you have to graze on? 1.3494 0.04824 166 121 32 13
1603 I bailed when she said she was a cat person. 1.3493 0.05106 146 106 29 11
1604 Yeah, I got wool. 1.3493 0.05012 146 105 31 10
1605 Should we tell her counting sheep is a figure of speech? 1.3493 0.05106 146 106 29 11
1606 Not much. Just watching the nightly ewes. 1.3493 0.05012 146 105 31 10
1607 They won’t go daownstairs after watching “The Wolf of Wall Street.” 1.3493 0.05106 146 106 29 11
1608 I'm counting on getting to sleep tonight! 1.3493 0.05197 146 107 27 12
1609 Yes officer, she's about 2' tall and answers to 'Hey, ewe.' 1.3493 0.05197 146 107 27 12
1610 Turns out she’s more of a frisbee dog. 1.3491 0.04763 169 123 33 13
1611 Movie night was a bust. It had nothing to do with either silence or lambs. 1.3490 0.05628 149 115 16 18
1612 Hello Mr. Peep, this is Shep, could I speak with your daughter Bo? 1.3490 0.05210 149 110 26 13
1613 Mutton residence, Jeff speaking. 1.3490 0.04658 149 104 38 7
1614 To be truthful, I'm feeling a little sheepish right now! 1.3490 0.05210 149 110 26 13
1615 How do I get the flock outta here? 1.3490 0.05122 149 109 28 12
1616 Bo, they came home. 1.3490 0.05210 149 110 26 13
1617 Yo,Bo? 1.3490 0.05033 149 108 30 11
1618 Yeah.....I'm watching EweTube.... 1.3488 0.04704 172 125 34 13
1619 You wanted me to work from home more often, so now what is it? 1.3487 0.04962 152 110 31 11
1620 They were under the sofa cushions this whole time! 1.3487 0.05049 152 111 29 12
1621 Yea mate, this is the greatest Airbnb ever! 1.3487 0.05135 152 112 27 13
1622 Beau Peep here. I found 'em. 1.3487 0.05219 152 113 25 14
1623 Tell Bo Peep that I'm willing to make a deal. 1.3487 0.04962 152 110 31 11
1624 Can we watch the Lions game at your house? 1.3487 0.05135 152 112 27 13
1625 Mary's out, this is Joe. 1.3487 0.05049 152 111 29 12
1626 We came in to watch Ewe tube 1.3484 0.05063 155 114 28 13
1627 Bo-Peep and I have joint custody. 1.3484 0.04980 155 113 30 12
1628 Yessir, yessir - 3B’s full! 1.3484 0.04980 155 113 30 12
1629 Of course I'm alone. There will never be another ewe. 1.3481 0.05595 135 101 21 13
1630 Yo, Little-Bo! I found 'em. 1.3481 0.04659 158 112 37 9
1631 My doctor thinks that I’m sheep deprived. 1.3481 0.04994 158 116 29 13
1632 Room service? Yes, that's one bushel of hay and a warm cinnamon bun. 1.3481 0.04994 158 116 29 13
1633 They heard about the Wolf of Wall Street and freaked. 1.3481 0.04604 181 132 35 14
1634 Hello, Center for Herding Disorder? 1.3478 0.04601 161 114 38 9
1635 Because I like them, Mother, they are my friends. 1.3478 0.05082 161 120 26 15
1636 Yes, this is Bro Peep. 1.3478 0.04601 161 114 38 9
1637 Uh, hey Bo. 1.3478 0.04551 184 134 36 14
1638 Hello, is this Bo Peep? I think I found them. 1.3478 0.04847 161 117 32 12
1639 Miss Peep? Yes ma'am, I found them. 1.3478 0.04847 161 117 32 12
1640 I'll bring them over later today. Right now I need them to help me take a nap. 1.3478 0.04766 161 116 34 11
1641 Room service? Yes I know that marijuana is not legal here. But I seriously need a supply of grass. 1.3476 0.05013 164 122 27 15
1642 I’m at the air baa and baa across from sheep’s meadow. 1.3476 0.04862 164 120 31 13
1643 Yeah, she's fast asleep. Where to next? 1.3475 0.05512 141 106 21 14
1644 The problem is that I ordered fifety thread count white sheets. 1.3475 0.05693 141 108 17 16
1645 I promise I'll stop bringing my work home. Please come back. 1.3475 0.05131 141 102 29 10
1646 Well, at least my base loves me... 1.3473 0.04874 167 123 30 14
1647 To sheep. perchance to dream? 1.3473 0.04947 167 124 28 15
1648 I am trying to assimilate to NY but I miss New Zealand. 1.3473 0.04874 167 123 30 14
1649 Urban Farming has its drawbacks. 1.3473 0.04724 167 121 34 12
1650 Yes, we’re all sleeping better. Thanks! 1.3473 0.04874 167 123 30 14
1651 No, Bo Peep, this is not just a come-on to get you up to my place. 1.3472 0.05427 144 108 22 14
1652 Is this Bo Peep from match.com? 1.3472 0.05336 144 107 24 13
1653 I'd like to order 1 pizza and 12 Caesar salads, without dressing. 1.3471 0.04665 170 123 35 12
1654 Bo Peep, I've found them. 1.3471 0.05093 170 129 23 18
1655 And to confirm, you still have a pet-friendly co-op policy. 1.3469 0.04793 147 104 35 8
1656 Yes, this is Mary. 1.3469 0.05167 147 108 27 12
1657 Central Park’ great, but the Sheep’s Meadow is too dangerous at night. 1.3469 0.05167 147 108 27 12
1658 Yes, my insomnia is gone, my problem now is what to do with so many sheep 1.3468 0.04891 173 129 28 16
1659 You don't think I've tried counting them? 1.3468 0.04535 173 124 38 11
1660 I know, I know, you want to get the flock out of here. 1.3467 0.05180 150 111 26 13
1661 I’d like to make an appointment for a haircut 1.3467 0.04914 150 108 32 10
1662 So, your Tinder page says you like the feel of raw wool... 1.3467 0.04822 150 107 34 9
1663 Look Mom, I tried the pills. This is the only way I can get to sleep. 1.3467 0.04914 150 108 32 10
1664 I heard you. I herd ewe. 1.3467 0.05093 150 110 28 12
1665 I'd like everything from your fresh greens menu plus one shepherd's pie 1.3465 0.05405 127 92 26 9
1666 Room service? I need more than a dozen sheep. I still can’t get to sleep. 1.3464 0.05106 153 113 27 13
1667 Miss Bo Peep, I believe I’ve found your sheep. 1.3464 0.05272 153 115 23 15
1668 Update for Alumni Newsletter - Urban Artisan Shepherd - Single but looking 1.3464 0.05021 153 112 29 12
1669 Dr. Wiley? Okay I’ve finished five episodes of ‘Perry Mason.’ Nope, still awake. Yeah, tried that, too. 1.3464 0.05021 153 112 29 12
1670 These ones are defective. I'm still wide awake. 1.3464 0.05353 153 116 21 16
1671 Oh, yeah. I have a lot of followers. 1.3462 0.05035 156 115 28 13
1672 I work from home. 1.3462 0.04695 156 111 36 9
1673 Yes, I’d like to order the Duck a L’Orange and a dozen side salads.. 1.3462 0.04695 156 111 36 9
1674 I've got to get the flock out of here. 1.3462 0.04695 156 111 36 9
1675 He fell asleep at thirteen. Can the rest of us go now? 1.3459 0.04967 159 117 29 13
1676 The last thing I remember is I was counting sheep. 1.3459 0.04635 159 113 37 9
1677 I told you, it's the only way I can sleep" 1.3459 0.04549 159 112 39 8
1678 Yeah, I found 'em. 1.3459 0.04804 159 115 33 11
1679 'fleece navidad to you too, mom.' 1.3459 0.04886 159 116 31 12
1680 How long did I sleep? 1.3457 0.04901 162 119 30 13
1681 Hello? Yes, this is Mr. Peep. 1.3457 0.04660 162 116 36 10
1682 Yeah, I'm over at Bo Peeps now. You're not going to believe this! 1.3457 0.04978 162 120 28 14
1683 At least the insomnia's not a problem anymore. 1.3457 0.04742 162 117 34 11
1684 My stock broker told me to get into commodities. 1.3457 0.04822 162 118 32 12
1685 No, it’s a walk-up, unfortunately... 1.3457 0.04577 162 115 38 9
1686 It worked, but you didn’t say they’d be here in the morning 1.3457 0.04978 162 120 28 14
1687 Alexa, can you get me Wolf on CNN? 1.3457 0.04901 162 119 30 13
1688 Honey, the hotel is just great --and they absolutely guarantee a good night's sleep! 1.3457 0.04822 162 118 32 12
1689 Hey honey? The little one followed Mary to school again. 1.3456 0.05046 136 97 31 8
1690 I think the Ambien is starting to kick in. 1.3456 0.05461 136 101 23 12
1691 Yep, we're all here watching Fox News. 1.3456 0.05360 136 100 25 11
1692 Hello. This is Mr. Peep. I want to report a missing person. 1.3455 0.04602 165 118 37 10
1693 Hello, I'm responding to the ad for an Old English Sheepdog . . . 1.3455 0.04987 165 123 27 15
1694 Found them - They were binge-watching Lassie. 1.3455 0.04682 165 119 35 11
1695 Apparently, they'll follow anyone with a crook. 1.3453 0.05076 139 100 30 9
1696 So you’re saying that I definitely will not be getting back my security deposit? 1.3452 0.04624 168 121 36 11
1697 Of course I counted them. 1.3452 0.04775 168 123 32 13
1698 Sorry, I can't reveal my location. I'm on the lam. 1.3452 0.04624 168 121 36 11
1699 Hello Uber, are you pet friendly? 1.3452 0.04624 168 121 36 11
1700 I STILL can't fall asleep. Send some drugs. 1.3450 0.04788 171 126 31 14
1701 I'm not sure I've got the hang of this urban farming thing. 1.3450 0.04716 171 125 33 13
1702 The lease says nothing about sheep. 1.3450 0.04336 171 120 43 8
1703 I’ll try and give you a call later, but I’m having a hard time staying awake, 1.3448 0.04832 145 103 34 8
1704 I want you to get the flock outta here! 1.3448 0.04729 174 128 32 14
1705 Exactly how did Little Bo Peep lose her sheep again? 1.3448 0.05027 145 105 30 10
1706 I only want them at night. 1.3448 0.05214 145 107 26 12
1707 I need to stop taking my work home with me. 1.3446 0.05226 148 110 25 13
1708 You gotta ask yourself, just how much a good night’s sleep is worth right now? 1.3446 0.05047 148 108 29 11
1709 At this point, I’m never sure what’s a good investment. 1.3446 0.04862 148 106 33 9
1710 I’d like to order a pepperoni pizza and 12 salads. 1.3446 0.04955 148 107 31 10
1711 The new job is great: I can work from home without a computer 1.3446 0.05047 148 108 29 11
1712 Yeah, I herd! 1.3446 0.05138 148 109 27 12
1713 Lost her sheep, you say? 1.3446 0.04569 148 103 39 6
1714 One medium pepperoni and three extra-large with double alfalfa. 1.3444 0.05236 151 113 24 14
1715 Ohhhh...you meant to metaphorically count. 1.3444 0.04976 151 110 30 11
1716 Bo Peep, I've found your sheep. 1.3444 0.04887 151 109 32 10
1717 When that ram shows up at the front desk please send him to room 427. 1.3444 0.04887 151 109 32 10
1718 No idea how many.. I can't count them or I might go to sleep! 1.3444 0.04976 151 110 30 11
1719 Hey Bo! We lost you at the exit ramp. We're already at your place. 1.3444 0.05064 151 111 28 12
1720 Baa-ing? No, it must be on your end 1.3442 0.04908 154 112 31 11
1721 Of course I counted them! But I'm still awake. 1.3442 0.04732 154 110 35 9
1722 Such are the hazards of bringing your work home with you. 1.3442 0.04549 154 108 39 7
1723 Somehow I didn't think the whole 'leave them alone and they'll come home' thing was going to work for a 10-floor walk-up. 1.3442 0.04641 154 109 37 8
1724 Yeah Doc, I still have insomnia. 1.3439 0.04842 157 114 32 11
1725 You will like it here, Abigail. The maid says they wash the sheeps every morning. 1.3439 0.05169 157 118 24 15
1726 I'm watching this crazy story about a cat lady.... 1.3439 0.04926 157 115 30 12
1727 Actually, I've lost my way also. 1.3439 0.04757 157 113 34 10
1728 I'm trying to see how many they are, but I keep falling asleep. 1.3438 0.04940 160 118 29 13
1729 We are hiding from the Wolf Of Wall Street 1.3438 0.04940 160 118 29 13
1730 It was an amicable separation. Bo Peep_went her way. I went mine 1.3438 0.04779 160 116 33 11
1731 No, Mary's not here but the lambs are. 1.3438 0.04779 160 116 33 11
1732 Air B & B? I said I wanted a place where I could get some sleep. 1.3438 0.04779 160 116 33 11
1733 Please send an extra shaving kit up to room 811 - thank you. 1.3438 0.04860 160 117 31 12
1734 I don't think your sleeping pills work -- or they work too well. I can't tell anymore. 1.3438 0.04437 160 112 41 7
1735 What do I do after I've counted them? 1.3436 0.04875 163 120 30 13
1736 You won't believe what we went through on the subway ride home. 1.3436 0.04554 163 116 38 9
1737 I offer the only locally farmed sheep in New York City. 1.3436 0.04952 163 121 28 14
1738 Oh nothing, just binge watching some sheep 1.3435 0.05913 131 101 15 15
1739 Please tell Bo-Peep that I found her lost sheep, and she has 24 hours to come get them before I start writing a little ditty of my own! 1.3434 0.05035 166 125 25 16
1740 We all made it to the City except for Mary and the lamb. 1.3434 0.04579 166 119 37 10
1741 Minding my sheep and you? 1.3433 0.05201 134 97 28 9
1742 It’s safe for you to come now. I had the whole apartment pasturized. 1.3433 0.05515 134 100 22 12
1743 Room service? You forgot the black one... 1.3432 0.04677 169 123 34 12
1744 Send me up some sleeping pills, these sheep aren’t working. 1.3432 0.04897 169 126 28 15
1745 She's given me 24 hours to get the flock out of here. 1.3432 0.04825 169 125 30 14
1746 Doc, I still can't get to sleep. 1.3432 0.04825 169 125 30 14
1747 We’ll be up here through the winter. Kiss the dog for me. 1.3431 0.05427 137 102 23 12
1748 Doc?...remember that suggestion for my insomnea? 1.3430 0.04835 172 128 29 15
1749 Hello, Bopeep? I saw your flyer in the laundromat. 1.3430 0.04835 172 128 29 15
1750 No, no — I told you I'm a 'herder' , not a 'hoarder'. 1.3430 0.04619 172 125 35 12
1751 They don’t allow dogs or cats; didn’t say anything about sheep. 1.3429 0.04492 175 126 38 11
1752 I know you told me not to bring my work home, but I couldn't sleep. 1.3429 0.05046 140 101 30 9
1753 Yeah, tell him I found his base. 1.3427 0.05445 143 108 21 14
1754 No, it didn’t work out. She was tired of me always taking my work home. 1.3427 0.05354 143 107 23 13
1755 Tell dad that I've decided to take my talents to New York 1.3425 0.05274 146 109 24 13
1756 Well, I'm quite happy here. But they're a little uncertain about living in Sheepshead Bay. 1.3425 0.04998 146 106 30 10
1757 Cats might be easier. 1.3425 0.04998 146 106 30 10
1758 I just feel like I've got to get the flock out of here. 1.3423 0.05108 149 110 27 12
1759 I’ve changed my mind. I get the penthouse in the city and you get the 500 acres in Ireland. 1.3423 0.05283 149 112 23 14
1760 No doc, it didn't cure my insomnia. 1.3421 0.04860 152 110 32 10
1761 It's not working. I'm wide awake! 1.3421 0.05206 152 114 24 14
1762 Why, what have you herd? 1.3421 0.05206 152 114 24 14
1763 Everybody in the living Nativity got the flu, so what do I do with all these sheep? 1.3421 0.04769 152 109 34 9
1764 Maybe my knitting has gotten a little bit out of hand, but on the plus side I've never slept so well 1.3421 0.05036 152 112 28 12
1765 Yes, Hello? Customer service? This new Ambien prescription is not what I expected. 1.3421 0.05122 152 113 26 13
1766 I don't think they really thought it through when they offered working from home two days a week. 1.3421 0.04860 152 110 32 10
1767 Great restaurants, but I've been thinking about moving back to the country. 1.3419 0.05132 155 116 25 14
1768 It's a nice room, and I've never slept better. 1.3419 0.05050 155 115 27 13
1769 Yeah, tell Bo-Peep, "look no further..." 1.3419 0.04881 155 113 31 11
1770 No, dude, YOU shut the flock up! 1.3419 0.05293 155 118 21 16
1771 I'm disrupting "farm to table." 1.3419 0.05213 155 117 23 15
1772 One medium pepperoni pizza and two hectares of your premium Irish pasture grass. 1.3419 0.04966 155 114 29 12
1773 It’d be a lot easier if the condo association would let me have a dog. 1.3418 0.04981 158 117 28 13
1774 I booked us the sheepest room 1.3418 0.04899 158 116 30 12
1775 I told you the white carpeting was a b-a-a-a d choice. 1.3418 0.04646 158 113 36 9
1776 Room service? I'll have one Shepherd's Pie. 1.3416 0.04993 161 120 27 14
1777 Tell Bo Peep I want 500 dollars if she every wants to see them again ... 1.3416 0.04326 161 112 43 6
1778 I will be needing a few extra staff 1.3416 0.04587 161 115 37 9
1779 It's kinda like that movie The Birds, only with sheep. 1.3416 0.04914 161 119 29 13
1780 Well mom, it turns out you CAN fit a whole flock into a studio appartment. 1.3415 0.04531 164 117 38 9
1781 "I can't tell which one is the wolf in sheep's clothing" 1.3415 0.04693 164 119 34 11
1782 Listen, their Black Friday sale was too good to pass up. 1.3415 0.04850 164 121 30 13
1783 No, the insomnia hasn't gone... Yes, I have tried counting them. 1.3415 0.04926 164 122 28 14
1784 I'm trying to relax but work just follows me everywhere! 1.3415 0.04693 164 119 34 11
1785 Oh, nothing, just doing some wool-gathering. 1.3413 0.04712 167 122 33 12
1786 I’ve no idea now many. I fall asleep counting. 1.3413 0.04788 167 123 31 13
1787 I can talk to you until the cows come home. 1.3413 0.04635 167 121 35 11
1788 I can’t wait to get the flock out of here. 1.3413 0.04862 167 124 29 14
1789 No mom it isn’t ‘just a phase’. 1.3413 0.05009 167 126 25 16
1790 Give me the insomniac’s room number. 1.3412 0.04873 170 127 28 15
1791 Of course I've tried counting them! ...Okay, I'll hold. 1.3412 0.04728 170 125 32 13
1792 Working from home today, boss. 1.3412 0.04873 170 127 28 15
1793 Can it wait? I'm working from home today. 1.3411 0.05220 129 93 28 8
1794 I hate to tell you Darlene, but I think you misunderstood when I said 'I love ewes so much.' 1.3411 0.05220 129 93 28 8
1795 Nah,we're all going to stay home to watch Martha Stewart make shepherd's pie. 1.3410 0.04669 173 127 33 13
1796 But nobody had a problem with my working from home when I was in Accounting. 1.3409 0.04613 176 129 34 13
1797 Okay, I counted the sheep. Now what? 1.3406 0.04878 138 98 33 7
1798 Come on Bo Peep, pick up! 1.3406 0.05193 138 101 27 10
1799 Bo-Peep? I think I have what you're looking for. 1.3406 0.05193 138 101 27 10
1800 Sorry, I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to ewe. 1.3404 0.04914 141 101 32 8
1801 What's the return policy on your large box of sleep aid? 1.3404 0.05498 141 107 20 14
1802 I’d like the M-U-T-T-O-N chops? 1.3403 0.05413 144 109 21 14
1803 Yes, doctor, it's urgent. I can't stop the bleating. 1.3403 0.04743 144 102 35 7
1804 Seriously? No pets allowed? 1.3403 0.05136 144 106 27 11
1805 Yes, hello. I'd like to submit a complaint, my neighbor's dog won't stop barking and the lease says no pets. 1.3403 0.04743 144 102 35 7
1806 Twelve I think, but I still can't sleep 1.3401 0.05062 147 108 28 11
1807 No, I said thirteen salads. Thirteen. 1.3401 0.04969 147 107 30 10
1808 Inventory is up, but I'm down to my last staff. 1.3401 0.04969 147 107 30 10
1809 I keep trying to get a count of them but I always fall asleep before I finish 1.3401 0.04778 147 105 34 8
1810 Would you mind picking up 500 pounds of clover on your way home? 1.3401 0.04969 147 107 30 10
1811 Peep here. Found ‘em 1.3401 0.04969 147 107 30 10
1812 Yeah, I'm bummed out, but you should see my severance package. 1.3400 0.04714 150 107 35 8
1813 I can't talk right now. We're watching "Breaking Baaad." 1.3400 0.05079 150 111 27 12
1814 I didn't say I was taking a nap. I said I was home counting sheep. 1.3400 0.05167 150 112 25 13
1815 Urban farming has made me a lot closer with the flock 1.3399 0.04833 153 111 32 10
1816 Ive been counting them all day and I still can't get to sleep. 1.3399 0.05008 153 113 28 12
1817 Yes, I've tried. There are twelve of them. 1.3399 0.04921 153 112 30 11
1818 Counting them makes me sleepy, but the smell keeps me wide awake. 1.3399 0.05008 153 113 28 12
1819 I'm staying at an Airbahnbah 1.3397 0.05104 156 117 25 14
1820 Oh, you said sleep over. 1.3397 0.04939 156 115 29 12
1821 Is Mary there ? 1.3397 0.04855 156 114 31 11
1822 The real challenge was getting them on the elevator. 1.3397 0.04939 156 115 29 12
1823 As Airbnb’s go, it’s alright. But I was hoping for something a bit more rural. 1.3397 0.05022 156 116 27 13
1824 Hello, Amazon? I think there's been a mix-up. Yes, my name is A. Shepherd. Why do you ask? 1.3397 0.04769 156 113 33 10
1825 Yes, I do respect you . . . I understand . . . So will you please, please come home Lassie! 1.3396 0.04791 159 116 32 11
1826 I hate bringing work home with me on the weekend. 1.3396 0.04954 159 118 28 13
1827 Hi Bo. It’s Dad. Just wondering when you’re coming back from your trip 1.3396 0.04791 159 116 32 11
1828 Hello Amazon, we have a problem. 1.3396 0.05034 159 119 26 14
1829 I've got the Baa. You bring the Humbug. 1.3396 0.04873 159 117 30 12
1830 We'd watch Silence of the Lambs, but they never stay quiet. 1.3396 0.05034 159 119 26 14
1831 I’m trying to vacation, but it seems like my work follows me everywhere. 1.3396 0.04954 159 118 28 13
1832 Uh-oh! Wolf documentary. 1.3395 0.04647 162 117 35 10
1833 It's amazing, Jack. Ever since I took this job my number of followers has skyrocketed. 1.3395 0.04729 162 118 33 11
1834 He’s counted us three times already. How is he still awake? 1.3395 0.04647 162 117 35 10
1835 No, it hasn’t helped the insomnia. 1.3394 0.04748 165 121 32 12
1836 Get the flock outta here. 1.3394 0.04748 165 121 32 12
1837 That's correct, my delivery order is a pastrami on rye and 6 bales of hay. 1.3394 0.04748 165 121 32 12
1838 MARY --where are you ? 1.3393 0.04983 168 127 25 16
1839 I feel a nap coming on. 1.3393 0.04763 168 124 31 13
1840 Turns out it's true what daytime TV turns people into. 1.3392 0.05057 171 131 22 18
1841 It's a bit messy, but I sure fall asleep a lot faster now. 1.3391 0.04647 174 128 33 13
1842 Hello, Bo? Yeah, I found 'em. 1.3391 0.04575 174 127 35 12
1843 Can Larry do it? I'm working from home today. 1.3387 0.05713 124 93 20 11
1844 It’s farm to suite to table 1.3386 0.05387 127 93 25 9
1845 ....but honey, other husbands bring there work home sometimes. 1.3385 0.05411 130 96 24 10
1846 They wanted to see who won the herding group at Westminster. 1.3383 0.05431 133 99 23 11
1847 I have no idea how many . . . I fall asleep as soon as I get past seven. 1.3383 0.05325 133 98 25 10
1848 Hey Bo-Peep. You want to see your sheep again? 1.3381 0.05262 139 103 25 11
1849 What Smell? 1.3381 0.04956 139 100 31 8
1850 Get Bo_Peep on the line. I found them. 1.3381 0.04849 139 99 33 7
1851 We should get together, I'm working from home, too. 1.3380 0.05182 142 105 26 11
1852 No, I beg to differ, but I specifically ordered the lamb chops"... 1.3380 0.05278 142 106 24 12
1853 Oh, just gathering wool. . . 1.3380 0.05464 142 108 20 14
1854 Hi , I'd like to order a shepherd's pie to go. 1.3380 0.05182 142 105 26 11
1855 Counting sheep didn't work, so I'm watching C-SPAN. 1.3380 0.05278 142 106 24 12
1856 Can you send up more pillows? 1.3380 0.05085 142 104 28 10
1857 I don't have an I problem. I have a ewe problem. 1.3379 0.05199 145 108 25 12
1858 Me? Oh, nuthin', just chillin' and watching the evening ewes. 1.3379 0.05290 145 109 23 13
1859 It's a miracle! Our flock is safe from the wolves of Wall Street. 1.3379 0.05199 145 108 25 12
1860 Can we agree that we’ve taken this whole “work from home” thing a bit too far? 1.3379 0.05012 145 106 29 10
1861 Well exactly what time does the damn field open? 1.3378 0.05212 148 111 24 13
1862 Hi, is Mary there? 1.3378 0.05386 148 113 20 15
1863 I tell you this place has a GREAT pet policy ! 1.3378 0.04941 148 108 30 10
1864 I should have gotten the two bedroom. 1.3378 0.04653 148 105 36 7
1865 They told me, "Leave them alone, and they'll come home." 1.3378 0.04847 148 107 32 9
1866 Hey! You're my agent! Somewhere there's gotta be a better job than rounding up a crowd for Trump rallies. 1.3378 0.05386 148 113 20 15
1867 I decided to move to greener pastures. 1.3378 0.05033 148 109 28 11
1868 No I wish I could,but my family's in town. 1.3378 0.04553 148 104 38 6
1869 I know the sheep prefer the pasture but I just want to be like all the other millennials working from home. 1.3378 0.05212 148 111 24 13
1870 I still can’t stop bringing my work home with me. 1.3378 0.04941 148 108 30 10
1871 Well I like to think of it more as farm-to-table. 1.3378 0.04751 148 106 34 8
1872 Sorry, I was just nodding off when you called. 1.3377 0.04781 151 109 33 9
1873 Hello Sheep Rescue? Okay, I'll hold. 1.3377 0.04873 151 110 31 10
1874 They're easier to count than votes. 1.3377 0.05051 151 112 27 12
1875 No, we'll come back when YOU apologize. 1.3377 0.05051 151 112 27 12
1876 No, we're having a night in for a change. 1.3377 0.04894 154 113 30 11
1877 I think one of them ate the remote. 1.3377 0.05148 154 116 24 14
1878 Yeah, I invited over a few friends from work. 1.3377 0.04894 154 113 30 11
1879 It looks like Mary took off with the little one. 1.3377 0.05230 154 117 22 15
1880 Lassie, can you pick up the lambs after school? 1.3376 0.04995 157 117 27 13
1881 I'd like to cancel pay-per-ewe. 1.3376 0.05076 157 118 25 14
1882 Sure,moving to the city was a big transition,but bringing the flock has really helped. 1.3376 0.04657 157 113 35 9
1883 I don't know why I am having such a hard time staying awake. 1.3376 0.04743 157 114 33 10
1884 I found a way to get to sleep. 1.3376 0.04829 157 115 31 11
1885 Well I decided to do this online dating thing and I meet this really nice gal, Lil Bo Peep, and things started getting really serious, really fast and the next thing I know... 1.3376 0.04829 157 115 31 11
1886 We’ll take twelve garden salads and a fish sandwich. 1.3376 0.04568 157 112 37 8
1887 All right, have it your way—you heard a sheep bleat!" 1.3376 0.05076 157 118 25 14
1888 Just putting the "pen" in penthouse. 1.3376 0.04913 157 116 29 12
1889 Don't worry, the wolves don't have a clue where we are. 1.3375 0.04766 160 117 32 11
1890 Last thing I remember is counting them. 1.3375 0.04682 160 116 34 10
1891 Peep's Sleep Service ... 1.3375 0.04847 160 118 30 12
1892 Herding is so much easier with only 500 square feet 1.3375 0.04511 160 114 38 8
1893 Yes, it’s a little tight but the flock and I had to face facts - we’re city folk. 1.3375 0.04928 160 119 28 13
1894 Apparently they don't allow dogs in this place. 1.3375 0.05085 160 121 24 15
1895 Yeah, that's right, Bo Peep. Tell her they don't want to come home 1.3375 0.04598 160 115 36 9
1896 Found them. They followed a hedge fund manager. 1.3374 0.04863 163 121 29 13
1897 We lost her somewhere in Times Square. 1.3374 0.04541 163 117 37 9
1898 Tell me about this Ambien thing again. 1.3374 0.04940 163 122 27 14
1899 Just wool-gathering... and you? 1.3373 0.04486 166 119 38 9
1900 Hello? Bo Peep? 1.3373 0.04800 166 123 30 13
1901 The melatonin hasn’t been working. 1.3373 0.04486 166 119 38 9
1902 Work from home,” they said 1.3373 0.05023 166 126 24 16
1903 Bo, they're home but they're not wagging their tails. 1.3373 0.04403 166 118 40 8
1904 The at home course is definitely educational but I can't wait to get out and do the field work. 1.3373 0.05028 169 129 23 17
1905 Trust me, the Rams will win this. 1.3373 0.04352 169 120 41 8
1906 Then I'd give the Ambien a try. 1.3373 0.04739 169 125 31 13
1907 Sure I can talk, I'm just tending to some work I took home. 1.3373 0.05028 169 129 23 17
1908 The pay is fine, but working from home is turning out to be a lot less convenient than expected. 1.3373 0.04432 169 121 39 9
1909 It’s for ewe. 1.3372 0.04753 172 128 30 14
1910 That's right 10 large pizzas, half grass, half clover. 1.3372 0.04824 172 129 28 15
1911 People don't understand the sacrifices us Brooklynites make for true farm to table. 1.3372 0.04223 172 121 44 7
1912 Doing? Just sitting here thinking of ewe. 1.3371 0.04832 175 132 27 16
1913 Room Service, I'd like to order from the grazing menu. 1.3360 0.05558 125 93 22 10
1914 But its halftime and the Rams are on. 1.3358 0.05184 134 98 27 9
1915 What channel is the Rams game on? 1.3357 0.04821 140 100 33 7
1916 I think I’ll just get some sleeping pills. 1.3357 0.04926 140 101 31 8
1917 Abiding in the penthouse, keeping watch. You? 1.3357 0.05130 140 103 27 10
1918 I'm afraid all I have left are a dozen white. 1.3357 0.05055 143 105 28 10
1919 No, I'm the service animal. 1.3357 0.05246 143 107 24 12
1920 When the co- op board asked if I had any pets, I said I had to count sheep to help me fall asleep. I guess they took it figuratively. Now I have to go for the “emotional support animal” waiver. 1.3357 0.05152 143 106 26 11
1921 I could have sworn it said Air Baa and Baa. 1.3357 0.04957 143 104 30 9
1922 Hello. Is this Mary? 1.3356 0.04887 146 106 31 9
1923 This is where we'll winter. 1.3356 0.04887 146 106 31 9
1924 Bob says I need to stop bringing work home. 1.3356 0.04887 146 106 31 9
1925 Yes Ms Peep, they are here, all 12 of them. 1.3356 0.04789 146 105 33 8
1926 Maintenance? Please, the elevator needs some attention. 1.3356 0.04887 146 106 31 9
1927 Landlord has had it. Told me I had to “get the flock out” of her apartment. 1.3356 0.05094 149 111 26 12
1928 Working from home has become the new trend 1.3356 0.05004 149 110 28 11
1929 Hello, customer service? I need help changing my ringtone. 1.3356 0.05094 149 111 26 12
1930 Yeah ,we're in but it wasnt easy sneaking everyone past reception.. 1.3356 0.04627 149 106 36 7
1931 I’m sorry. Mary is unable to come to the phone. 1.3356 0.05094 149 111 26 12
1932 Room service? I’ll have the ribeye with baked potato, asparagus and 400 pounds of oats. 1.3356 0.05094 149 111 26 12
1933 Right, 3 pizzas with fescue, 3 with Kentucky Bluegrass, and could you throw in a gallon of Woolite? 1.3355 0.04935 152 112 29 11
1934 I still feel a bit sheepish working from home. 1.3355 0.04935 152 112 29 11
1935 Sure, we miss the backyard, but at least here they'll get some cultural exposure. 1.3355 0.05022 152 113 27 12
1936 They're flocking to New York. 1.3355 0.04568 152 108 37 7
1937 No! I said I wanted a room for my ewes. 1.3355 0.04781 155 113 32 10
1938 No, seriously dude, you wouldn't believe how hard it is to pull the wool over their eyes. 1.3355 0.04953 155 115 28 12
1939 I’m looking for a “Miss Bopeep”? 1.3355 0.04692 155 112 34 9
1940 Hi, Miss Peep. I know where you can find them. 1.3355 0.04868 155 114 30 11
1941 If this doesn't bring Bo back to me, nothing will. 1.3354 0.04886 158 117 29 12
1942 Yes, I have tried counting sheep... 1.3354 0.04803 158 116 31 11
1943 Yes, I also do dog-sitting and cat-sitting. 1.3354 0.04544 158 113 37 8
1944 Trying to reach Little Boy Blue; I've got a small emergency here. 1.3354 0.04718 158 115 33 10
1945 I think my therapist nailed it: I've got to stop taking my work home. 1.3354 0.04718 158 115 33 10
1946 Hey Mom, found 'em. We're at your place. 1.3354 0.05057 161 122 24 15
1947 Hey, Sheepless in Seattle — I think I can help you out. 1.3354 0.04740 161 118 32 11
1948 I'm not sure that working from home was such a good idea! 1.3354 0.04658 161 117 34 10
1949 I got this new sheep-sitting app to make a couple extra bucks and you’d be surprised how many people in the city own sheep. 1.3354 0.04680 164 120 33 11
1950 Good news. Solved my sleeping problems. 1.3354 0.04914 164 123 27 14
1951 Hasn't changed. They still follow me everywhere against the rules. 1.3354 0.04837 164 122 29 13
1952 After downsizing from the farm, the flock is starting to question my leadership... 1.3354 0.04914 164 123 27 14
1953 I tried, Ma! I still can't sleep! 1.3354 0.04680 164 120 33 11
1954 On rainy days, they INSIST on coming inside and watching "Babe" on DVD. 1.3354 0.04600 164 119 35 10
1955 Apparently roaming is not covered. 1.3353 0.04543 167 121 36 10
1956 Ambien made me do weird things. 1.3353 0.04543 167 121 36 10
1957 I know the meal delivery kit said fresh ingredients, but this is too fresh. 1.3353 0.05002 170 130 23 17
1958 I got a role in a play about GOP voter registration, but it’s a bit too literal... 1.3353 0.04861 170 128 27 15
1959 I've run into a spot of bother with the co-op board. 1.3353 0.04436 173 125 38 10
1960 Well, yes, herding sheep is a lot easier in the City. 1.3353 0.04658 173 128 32 13
1961 The landlord said we better get the flock outta here. 1.3352 0.04616 179 133 32 14
1962 I don't know how long I'm gonna last at this job, Ma...I keep falling asleep. 1.3351 0.04459 188 139 35 14
1963 What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas 1.3333 0.05361 135 101 23 11
1964 No, the condo association won't reconsider. So much for the urban farming concept. 1.3333 0.05099 141 104 27 10
1965 We thought we'd stay in and Netflock. 1.3333 0.04828 144 104 32 8
1966 They call it urban herding 1.3333 0.04859 147 107 31 9
1967 Need a few more...still can't sleep. 1.3333 0.04656 165 121 33 11
1968 Front desk...I'm missing one. 1.3333 0.04550 162 117 36 9
1969 Business has been tough since we moved to the city that never sleeps. 1.3333 0.04907 153 113 29 11
1970 The view is great but the Condo board is trying to fleece us. 1.3333 0.05074 138 101 28 9
1971 That's fake news, I never lost any sheep! 1.3333 0.04994 153 114 27 12
1972 Remember telling me wool futures were hot? You'll never guess what I did. 1.3333 0.04796 162 120 30 12
1973 Home game,rooting for the Rams against theLions. 1.3333 0.04954 147 108 29 10
1974 I'm not sure how long I've been asleep. 1.3333 0.05138 147 110 25 12
1975 Good news, Ms. Peep! 1.3333 0.04509 177 130 35 12
1976 And to add insult to injury, I still cant sleep. 1.3333 0.05047 147 109 27 11
1977 Working from home today...need to focus on my staffing strategy. 1.3333 0.05307 144 109 22 13
1978 Tell the doctor I've changed my mind. I need that prescription for sleeping pills as soon as possible. 1.3333 0.05074 138 101 28 9
1979 Well, for the past few months I’ve been working remotely but I’d be very interested in exploring other opportunities. 1.3333 0.04360 168 120 40 8
1980 I'm missing one. What did Mary have for dinner? 1.3333 0.05278 138 103 24 11
1981 Last thing I remember was the dog leaving 1.3333 0.04543 171 125 35 11
1982 Nothing. Ewe? 1.3333 0.05228 147 111 23 13
1983 You're talking a lot but all I'm hearing is baa baa baa. 1.3333 0.04562 147 104 37 6
1984 Gotta go. We’re due at yoga. 1.3333 0.04928 144 105 30 9
1985 I’m sorry for taking this call from my cell. I’m shepherding from home today. 1.3333 0.04837 171 129 27 15
1986 If my landlord allowed me to have a dog I'd at least be able to keep them organized. 1.3333 0.04751 168 125 30 13
1987 No, I said take them to the highest grazing spot on the Matterhorn, not Manhattan. 1.3333 0.05278 138 103 24 11
1988 Now I know why Mary didn't have two little lambs. 1.3333 0.05151 135 99 27 9
1989 I found an Air bah-n-bah. 1.3333 0.04976 150 111 28 11
1990 But Dad...the meadow was really hot! 1.3333 0.05198 141 105 25 11
1991 Ram service, please! 1.3333 0.05099 141 104 27 10
1992 My occupation? I'm a work-from-home shepherd. 1.3333 0.05091 156 118 24 14
1993 Where in the flock am I? 1.3333 0.05239 150 114 22 14
1994 You wouldn't believe how much my sleep has improved. 1.3333 0.05201 129 94 27 8
1995 For take out please. One large Margherita pizza and 12 green salads, hold the onions. 1.3333 0.05040 126 90 30 6
1996 Hey, Bo! Guess what I found! 1.3333 0.05294 141 106 23 12
1997 When do you think Little Bo Peep can get over here? 1.3333 0.04729 153 111 33 9
1998 Yes, this is Little Boy Blue. - No, they're not in the meadow. 1.3333 0.04495 165 119 37 9
1999 Absolutely the view is great, but I thought I was dog sitting. 1.3333 0.05151 135 99 27 9
2000 Hello, Room Service? This isn't what it sounds like, but I need someone to go out and get me some grass - quite a bit of grass. 1.3333 0.05120 132 96 28 8
2001 I'm just having a few coworkers over. 1.3333 0.04459 147 103 39 5
2002 I'll have the pepperoni pizza, a diet Coke and a case of Woolite. 1.3333 0.04676 168 124 32 12
2003 Well, how would the tentant's feel about free sweaters? 1.3333 0.04637 153 110 35 8
2004 I’m their leader now, and I kind of like it. 1.3333 0.04994 153 114 27 12
2005 I really shouldn't have ordered the sheep before the farm 1.3333 0.04474 183 135 35 13
2006 Must be time for Sean Hannity. 1.3333 0.04907 171 130 25 16
2007 Please tell me the price of wool today. 1.3333 0.04926 156 116 28 12
2008 Yes, you heard me right. That’s one shepherd’s pie, a bottle of Bud, and a dozen bushels of fresh mown grass. 1.3333 0.05198 141 105 25 11
2009 No. I will not accept a collect call from Miss Bo Peep! 1.3333 0.05074 138 101 28 9
2010 Here? Because, in Seattle it's sheepless. 1.3333 0.05047 147 109 27 11
2011 You were right about Brooklyn. 1.3333 0.05079 153 115 25 13
2012 A Trump rally all white sheep 1.3333 0.05464 135 102 21 12
2013 No, she’s not lost.....she’s in the black sheep matter march. 1.3333 0.06072 123 96 13 14
2014 Hi Amazon. I received my flock, but do you have the tracking number for my herding dog? 1.3333 0.04521 168 122 36 10
2015 Yeah, but it's not cheap once you sign up for pay per ewe. 1.3315 0.04769 181 138 26 17
2016 You need them back for a vote? 1.3314 0.04801 169 127 28 14
2017 You mean I don't have to buy sheep to count them? 1.3314 0.04727 169 126 30 13
2018 I've counted them! I've counted them, and I still can't sleep! 1.3314 0.04419 169 122 38 9
2019 Oh, you know, same old baa, baa, baa... 1.3314 0.04801 169 127 28 14
2020 Is this room service? I'd like to order shepherd's pie. 1.3313 0.04632 166 122 33 11
2021 You were right, I should have tried sleeping medication 1.3313 0.04863 166 125 27 14
2022 I know we've talked about bringing work home. 1.3313 0.04787 166 124 29 13
2023 I saw your ad for a wolf. 1.3313 0.04863 166 125 27 14
2024 Apparently, there was no room in the manger. 1.3313 0.04610 163 119 34 10
2025 Nah, man—this isn’t even the strangest Airbnb I’ve been to. 1.3313 0.04771 163 121 30 12
2026 Remind me, how this is supposed to help me sleep? 1.3313 0.04668 160 117 33 10
2027 If I can pull this off it will change herding as we know it forever. 1.3313 0.04915 160 120 27 13
2028 I'd like to but I'm very sleepy right now 1.3313 0.04668 160 117 33 10
2029 Room Service? I need a dozen shepherd's pies. 1.3313 0.04752 160 118 31 11
2030 Of course I didn’t bring them in the house. 1.3313 0.04915 160 120 27 13
2031 What channel is Fox News? 1.3312 0.04899 157 117 28 12
2032 Just so you know, this on-line video course makes it look more like an outdoor profession. 1.3312 0.04729 157 115 32 10
2033 Right. Free-range, not pasture-raised. 1.3312 0.04179 157 109 44 4
2034 So, I get to be my own boss and the sheep like the view. 1.3312 0.04815 157 116 30 11
2035 The experts call it semi-sedentary pastoralism. 1.3312 0.04899 157 117 28 12
2036 Once I realized I could work at home, it was 'Big city, here I come!' 1.3312 0.04815 157 116 30 11
2037 The ad said the apartment was perfect for a crook on the lam but I think I got fleeced. 1.3312 0.04880 154 114 29 11
2038 Yes, all of our meats are locally sourced. 1.3312 0.05051 154 116 25 13
2039 I would like to order four alfalfa pizzas. 1.3312 0.04792 154 113 31 10
2040 I ordered a black sheep. 1.3312 0.04612 154 111 35 8
2041 It's a new app - they call it Air Baa & Baa 1.3312 0.04792 154 113 31 10
2042 Little Bo Peep got the house in the divorce. 1.3312 0.04792 154 113 31 10
2043 Old MacDonald moved uptown, E-I-E-I-O. 1.3312 0.04703 154 112 33 9
2044 So you're telling me to get the flock out of here? 1.3311 0.05123 151 114 24 13
2045 I think I can get more space in Brooklyn. 1.3311 0.04735 148 107 33 8
2046 Nope. Bo Beep isn't here. I'm just house sitting. 1.3310 0.04899 145 106 30 9
2047 The room is fine, but do you have something with a Central Park view, perhaps a meadow of some sort? 1.3310 0.04800 145 105 32 8
2048 Hi, I'm calling on behalf of Lambs Without Borders... 1.3310 0.05091 145 108 26 11
2049 Be right there. I have a few things to tend to. 1.3310 0.04699 145 104 34 7
2050 It’s Sunday. I’m tending my flock! 1.3310 0.05184 145 109 24 12
2051 Mind if I bring some work along? 1.3310 0.05091 145 108 26 11
2052 Oh, not much, just hangin' with the base watching the President's speech. 1.3310 0.04996 145 107 28 10
2053 Yo little Bo. Found the flock. Meet me at my crib in 10. 1.3310 0.04969 142 104 29 9
2054 Okay, I’ve got it. Anything but “Silence of the Lambs”. 1.3310 0.04764 142 102 33 7
2055 My business plan is still a little fuzzy. 1.3310 0.05069 142 105 27 10
2056 Moving back in with my parents was easier than I expected 1.3310 0.04868 142 103 31 8
2057 White, yes. Can you be more descriptive, Ms. Bo Peep? 1.3310 0.04969 142 104 29 9
2058 No, we're off today. Apparently everyone slept well last night. 1.3310 0.04764 142 102 33 7
2059 So you're sleepless in Seattle? 1.3309 0.05441 139 106 20 13
2060 As you hear it. I had not slept well for months, I started counting sheep ... and now I can’t live without them. 1.3309 0.04722 139 99 34 6
2061 Me? Nothing much, just watching some ewe tube. 1.3309 0.05535 139 107 18 14
2062 Hello Uber..... I need a ride to the meadowlands..... 1.3309 0.05245 139 104 24 11
2063 Could I get some alfalfa sprouts with that? 1.3309 0.05119 136 100 27 9
2064 Ok Doc, the counting hasn't worked. I'll try a sleeping pill 1.3308 0.05281 130 96 25 9
2065 Tell Bo Peep I cracked the case. 1.3308 0.05715 130 100 17 13
2066 No I'm not kidding ewe and I'm not trying to pull the wool over your eyes...I'm in New York on the lamb 1.3308 0.05610 130 99 19 12
2067 Business is booming, apparently it’s really hard to sleep nowadays. 1.3306 0.05458 124 92 23 9
2068 Hi Bo! Nope; haven't seen them. 1.3298 0.04697 188 144 26 18
2069 911? There’s a missing 12-year-old female by the name of Bo Beep. 1.3297 0.04276 182 132 40 10
2070 So I asked myself, what's a guy to do to make a buck now that the dog walking market has gotten so saturated? 1.3296 0.04395 179 131 37 11
2071 What are the ingredients for shepherd's pie again? 1.3295 0.04729 176 133 28 15
2072 So then he said, 'If you want a sweater, knit it yourself." 1.3295 0.04590 176 131 32 13
2073 Mary, I thought you said "A" little lamb. 1.3295 0.04590 176 131 32 13
2074 According to last nights dream, I'm one short. 1.3294 0.04703 170 127 30 13
2075 Can I call you back? I'm binge watching Real Shepherds of New York. 1.3294 0.04629 170 126 32 12
2076 Apartment sitting. You? 1.3293 0.04530 167 122 35 10
2077 No, we won't be needing utensils." 1.3293 0.04609 167 123 33 11
2078 Hey, Bo. It's me. I found-em. 1.3293 0.04763 167 125 29 13
2079 Deny it and tell the reporter I'm allergic to wool. 1.3293 0.04824 164 123 28 13
2080 I'm telling you, it's like herding cats. 1.3293 0.04586 164 120 34 10
2081 I’m pretty sure this isn’t what Nietzsche meant by ‘herd mentality.’ 1.3293 0.04746 164 122 30 12
2082 I know, I know. But you wouldn't believe the rent! 1.3293 0.04334 164 117 40 7
2083 Well the good news is that we solved the fecal / nitrate run off issue with the lake. 1.3293 0.04824 164 123 28 13
2084 Pastureland is getting really expensive so now I just use airbnb. 1.3293 0.04504 164 119 36 9
2085 I've been counting them but I still feel wide awake. 1.3293 0.04667 164 121 32 11
2086 Looks like I'll need to order the optional sheepdog. 1.3293 0.04746 164 122 30 12
2087 I don’t know. I thought I was walking into a Peep Show. 1.3293 0.04824 164 123 28 13
2088 What is about wanting a contemporary farmhouse aesthetic do you not understand? 1.3293 0.04824 164 123 28 13
2089 No, I'm not having a party, it's just my emotional support sheep. 1.3292 0.04560 161 117 35 9
2090 Miss Peep, I've found your sheep. 1.3292 0.04644 161 118 33 10
2091 Are you sure it's OK if I work from home today? 1.3292 0.04644 161 118 33 10
2092 I'm fine dear. Dr. Smith prescribed me these ancient organic sleeping meds. 1.3292 0.04644 161 118 33 10
2093 "Ordering one collie and a side of grass." 1.3292 0.04474 161 116 37 8
2094 I need to speak with Mary... ASAP! 1.3291 0.04789 158 117 30 11
2095 Not bad as a trust building exercise, although we lost one in the meatpacking district. 1.3291 0.04872 158 118 28 12
2096 There was a spelling error! I wanted sleep! 1.3291 0.04789 158 117 30 11
2097 Has Little Bo Peep checked in yet? 1.3291 0.04704 158 116 32 10
2098 Just chillin' with my sheeps. What's up with you? 1.3291 0.04789 158 117 30 11
2099 Can you please send up a dozen salads - hold the dressing... 1.3291 0.04789 158 117 30 11
2100 I just ordered the shepherd's cane, the description didn't mention sheep. 1.3291 0.04529 158 114 36 8
2101 Well, you can tell him for me, there isn't enough wool in the world to cover everybody's eyes in this country. 1.3291 0.04872 158 118 28 12
2102 Didn't expect you to still be awake! I'm counting sheep too. 1.3290 0.04677 155 113 33 9
2103 Yes, Operator: first name "Little," last name "Peep." 1.3290 0.04677 155 113 33 9
2104 I probably should have splurged on full service delivery and assembly for the sweater. 1.3290 0.04766 155 114 31 10
2105 The Airbnb listing said 'pets welcome', so I really don't see the problem. 1.3290 0.04587 155 112 35 8
2106 Room service? Yes, a hamburger, fries, Coke, and 13 grass and clover salads, hold the dressing. 1.3290 0.04766 155 114 31 10
2107 Hello Mary, are you picking up your lambs today? 1.3289 0.04830 152 112 30 10
2108 Would you like to join our sheepover? 1.3289 0.04920 152 113 28 11
2109 I'd like to place a pick-up order for 13 house salads--hold the Romaine. 1.3289 0.04830 152 112 30 10
2110 I'm tele-herding today. 1.3289 0.05094 152 115 24 13
2111 Is this Miss Bo Peep? Yes, I found them for you. 1.3289 0.05094 152 115 24 13
2112 Hello room service? I'd like to order eight bales of hay. 1.3289 0.04830 152 112 30 10
2113 This whole not getting to sleep thing has gotten way out of hand. 1.3289 0.05008 152 114 26 12
2114 I tend to bring my work home with me. 1.3289 0.05094 152 115 24 13
2115 I put “shepherd” on my match.com profile and now they’re really flocking to me. 1.3289 0.04989 149 111 27 11
2116 My contract allows me to work remotely! 1.3289 0.04989 149 111 27 11
2117 Possession is nine tenths of the law, Bo-Peep. 1.3289 0.05340 149 115 19 15
2118 Yes ma'am, our guaranteed insomnia cure is both traditional and innovative. 1.3289 0.04897 149 110 29 10
2119 Yeah mom, we just checked in to our Air Baa & Baa. 1.3289 0.04989 149 111 27 11
2120 Yes, this is Little Boy Blue... 1.3288 0.04871 146 107 30 9
2121 I brought you a gift from New Zealand 1.3288 0.04871 146 107 30 9
2122 I keep telling them to use their indoors voices. 1.3288 0.04967 146 108 28 10
2123 I'm on the lamb. 1.3288 0.05061 146 109 26 11
2124 I was told this breed thrives at higher altitudes. 1.3288 0.05061 146 109 26 11
2125 I can offer you the latest advancements in sleep therapy. 1.3288 0.04967 146 108 28 10
2126 Hello, front desk, I won't be needing that Sleep Number bed after all. 1.3288 0.05333 146 112 20 14
2127 It’s hard to relax when the Wolf of Wall Street is out there. 1.3288 0.04773 146 106 32 8
2128 Yes, mom, they're still organic, but free range has been harder. 1.3288 0.05061 146 109 26 11
2129 We'll take the Rams by 3 1.3288 0.04871 146 107 30 9
2130 I might have to rethink this whole "working remotely" thing. 1.3287 0.04940 143 105 29 9
2131 Yeah, I thought he said “get the flock out of here.” 1.3286 0.05114 140 104 26 10
2132 Bo, I've found them. 1.3285 0.05294 137 103 23 11
2133 Yeah, I have their grass brought in from GrubHub now. 1.3285 0.04981 137 100 29 8
2134 No, of course I don’t have a dog. 1.3285 0.05294 137 103 23 11
2135 Just send up five vegetarian platters. 1.3284 0.05378 134 101 22 11
2136 I'm trying to tell ya Karen; this new sleep therapy is amazing. 1.3281 0.05096 128 93 28 7
2137 Hey Little Bo,good news. 1.3278 0.04650 180 136 29 15
2138 What do Ewes want?! 1.3278 0.04781 180 138 25 17
2139 I lucked out: great apartment, great view, and I found the sheep!” 1.3277 0.04277 177 128 40 9
2140 Yes, I know what my lease says but I can assure you we herders do NOT consider them pets. 1.3277 0.04497 177 131 34 12
2141 It's been a little wild and wooly trying to keep them all happy until we're needed for the nativity scene..... 1.3276 0.05970 116 89 16 11
2142 I'm training the newly elected members of Congress, but I don't think they're going for it. 1.3275 0.04824 171 130 26 15
2143 I've counted all my sheep, but I still can't fall asleep. 1.3275 0.04680 171 128 30 13
2144 We're just going to order up some grass and chill. 1.3274 0.04813 168 127 27 14
2145 Don’t worry, the fox will never get past the doorman. 1.3274 0.04427 168 122 37 9
2146 When you book early, there IS room at the inn! 1.3274 0.04507 168 123 35 10
2147 Don't you dare tell me you've got to work this evening, Bo-Peep. 1.3274 0.04507 168 123 35 10
2148 No problem, I work from home. 1.3273 0.04562 165 121 34 10
2149 John Williams insomnia service. May I help you? 1.3272 0.04783 162 121 29 12
2150 Now I'm completely flocked. 1.3272 0.04783 162 121 29 12
2151 No, Skipper's not with me. Mom's condo has a 'no dogs' policy. 1.3272 0.04620 162 119 33 10
2152 I'd like to order a large pepperoni thin crust and 40 pound of clover." 1.3272 0.04536 162 118 35 9
2153 He said no to the raise but on Fridays I get to work from home. 1.3272 0.04536 162 118 35 9
2154 Me? I'm just kickin' back while I work from home today. 1.3272 0.04783 162 121 29 12
2155 Doctor, counting sheep doesn't seem to be working. 1.3272 0.04783 162 121 29 12
2156 They did say that my emotional support flock was a first... 1.3270 0.04927 159 120 26 13
2157 I hate bringing work home with me 1.3270 0.04593 159 116 34 9
2158 I know I'm the rookie agent, and I really do trust the bureau's judgement, but could we have concocted a more subtle undercover identity? 1.3270 0.04763 159 118 30 11
2159 Room service....Send up a bottle of wine and four bales of hay 1.3270 0.04679 159 117 32 10
2160 My apartment? Sheepshead Bay. Why? 1.3270 0.04505 159 115 36 8
2161 Room service? Yes, we'd like to order 70 - Okay, Maisie, Okay - 80 pounds of your 60/40 alfalfa/timothy second cut Lake Champlain silage blend, and if you're still using the Versace troughware, that will make this a very special day for the girls. 1.3270 0.05008 159 121 24 14
2162 Once a year, on his birthday, John's wife let him do whatever he wanted. 1.3270 0.04763 159 118 30 11
2163 Mary, I'm going to work from home today. 1.3269 0.04911 156 117 27 12
2164 Wanna come over? I'm just hanging out with some friends from work. 1.3269 0.04911 156 117 27 12
2165 Can you shear me now?...Good. 1.3269 0.05158 156 120 21 15
2166 They let me telecommute one day a week. 1.3269 0.04471 156 112 37 7
2167 Yeah, I just wanted to report that Little Bo Peep has found her sheep. 1.3269 0.04652 156 114 33 9
2168 Ms Little Bo Peep, we have your sheep, pay the ransom or you'll never find them. 1.3269 0.04911 156 117 27 12
2169 What do you mean, I always bring my work home? 1.3269 0.04826 156 116 29 11
2170 I doubled my followers. 1.3269 0.04562 156 113 35 8
2171 Ms. Bo-Peep? I have some good news. 1.3268 0.04804 153 113 30 10
2172 Yeah, I'm going to need more ambien, doc. 1.3268 0.04979 153 115 26 12
2173 I sold the farm and got a great deal on .000000047 acres. 1.3268 0.04713 153 112 32 9
2174 Why is it always about ewe,ewe,ewe 1.3267 0.04777 150 110 31 9
2175 ...me? shepherding mostly...and you? 1.3267 0.04960 150 112 27 11
2176 Next vacation I’ll find a sitter. 1.3267 0.04682 150 109 33 8
2177 At least we don’t live in a shoe. 1.3267 0.04869 150 111 29 10
2178 Yeah I see the news, don't worry. I tied up all the loose ends... everyone will think she just lost 'em. 1.3267 0.04682 150 109 33 8
2179 I've been up all night counting sheep." 1.3267 0.04960 150 112 27 11
2180 Not tonight, I'm catching up on work 1.3267 0.04682 150 109 33 8
2181 Yeah, I'm just going to work from home today. 1.3267 0.04869 150 111 29 10
2182 I keep falling asleep. 1.3265 0.04938 147 109 28 10
2183 So, you're telling me the Wolf of Wall Street is a person? 1.3265 0.05213 147 112 22 13
2184 I don’t know how many...I keep falling asleep counting them 1.3265 0.05031 147 110 26 11
2185 I can't believe Airbnb let me get away with this. 1.3264 0.04911 144 106 29 9
2186 Hello customer service; you're sweater kit came on time but the pattern wasn't included in the shipment. 1.3264 0.05105 144 108 25 11
2187 Actually it all started when she followed me to school one day. 1.3264 0.04911 144 106 29 9
2188 Well the Rams won by three, thank god. 1.3264 0.04911 144 106 29 9
2189 Bo Peep? I think I’ve found them. 1.3262 0.04982 141 104 28 9
2190 Two words: emotional support. 1.3262 0.04774 141 102 32 7
2191 Joseph's Sheep Counting Service. 1.3262 0.05083 141 105 26 10
2192 Watching the Animal Channel. How about you? 1.3262 0.05083 141 105 26 10
2193 Tell her it’s Mr. Bo-Peep calling. 1.3262 0.05181 141 106 24 11
2194 Yeah, I’ve gotta go. All these sheep are waiting for me to tell them what to do next. 1.3261 0.05056 138 102 27 9
2195 Room service? I’d like a sheoherd’s pie and a dozen green salads, no dressing. 1.3261 0.04306 184 135 38 11
2196 Counting or sacrificial? 1.3261 0.05554 138 107 17 14
2197 Can you believe it? They placed me under house arrest for crying wolf! 1.3260 0.04424 181 134 35 12
2198 Seriously?? It's like herding cats. 1.3259 0.04913 135 98 30 7
2199 Large vegetarian please. Hold the olives, extra clover. 1.3258 0.04869 132 95 31 6
2200 Guess what dad, I've become an urban farmer!" 1.3256 0.04354 172 125 38 9
2201 Same old, same old. And ewe? 1.3254 0.04639 169 126 31 12
2202 I'm just staying home and taking in the Silence of the Lambs. 1.3254 0.04714 169 127 29 13
2203 Really, Bopeep, we need to talk. 1.3254 0.05004 169 131 21 17
2204 I've found that they aren't particularly fond of CNN, but they eat Fox News right up! 1.3252 0.04428 163 118 37 8
2205 It’s not as idyllic as I thought. 1.3252 0.04341 163 117 39 7
2206 Bo, I'm afraid the "stay at home husband" thing isn't working out. 1.3252 0.04836 163 123 27 13
2207 I was thinking to myself, 'Am I going to keep doing this 'til the cows come home?', when suddenly I got this idea. 1.3252 0.04677 163 121 31 11
2208 Hello, Lambazon? I actually ordered the wool sheets not whole sheeps. 1.3252 0.04836 163 123 27 13
2209 I quit 1.3252 0.04991 163 125 23 15
2210 Mary is out, may I take a message? 1.3252 0.04677 163 121 31 11
2211 Sylvia, rooftop gardens are just the first step. 1.3250 0.04654 160 118 32 10
2212 Mutton Jeff here. 1.3250 0.04980 160 122 24 14
2213 Little Bo? Found em. 1.3250 0.04569 160 117 34 9
2214 They seem to like anything with Katherine Hepburn. 1.3250 0.04820 160 120 28 12
2215 I'm telling you doctor, I'm NOT asleep but these are the same sheep from my dream 1.3248 0.04447 157 113 37 7
2216 I think I'm ready for Ambien. 1.3248 0.04800 157 117 29 11
2217 'It's called Silence of the Lambs. You'll like it.' 1.3247 0.04951 154 116 26 12
2218 Little Bo Peep does give a bleep. 1.3247 0.05036 154 117 24 13
2219 Work-Life balance, my ass. 1.3247 0.05120 154 118 22 14
2220 When I said I wanted grass delivered, I didn't mean for either recreational or medicinal use. I meant actual grass. 1.3245 0.04932 151 113 27 11
2221 Is this Little Bo Peep? I think I've found you're sheep. 1.3245 0.04842 151 112 29 10
2222 Could I get one large pizza and 40 pounds of clover, please? 1.3245 0.04932 151 113 27 11
2223 Little Bo Peep? You're never gonna believe this. 1.3245 0.04842 151 112 29 10
2224 Yes, it's for delivery; I'd like a shepherd's pie . . . and, oh, at least 50 pounds of fodder. 1.3245 0.05108 151 115 23 13
2225 I counted twelve and I'm still awake 1.3245 0.04932 151 113 27 11
2226 I just feel like I bring my work home with me, you know? 1.3245 0.04462 151 108 37 6
2227 Yes, the name is Beau Peep. That's B-E-A-U. 1.3245 0.05108 151 115 23 13
2228 I still can't sleep. 1.3243 0.04718 148 108 32 8
2229 What? They need their Fox News. 1.3243 0.05093 148 112 24 12
2230 I’m binge herding. 1.3243 0.04909 148 110 28 10
2231 They kicked out the dog" 1.3243 0.05093 148 112 24 12
2232 My lamb chops are the freshest and I deliver. 1.3241 0.04979 145 108 27 10
2233 True, the Airbnb host said no dogs or cats. 1.3241 0.05074 145 109 25 11
2234 Wait, you said count them? 1.3241 0.04783 145 106 31 8
2235 You'll never guess where I found them, Bo. Shall I leave them alone? 1.3241 0.05074 145 109 25 11
2236 Bo Peep? Yes, send her up. 1.3241 0.04979 145 108 27 10
2237 I hate it when my boss makes me take my work home 1.3241 0.04979 145 108 27 10
2238 They said any kind of jelly except mint. 1.3241 0.05074 145 109 25 11
2239 It's about my cable bill. I think I've been fleeced. 1.3241 0.05350 145 112 19 14
2240 Airbnb customer service, yes, I am calling to report that the last guest forgot some of his stuff in the apartment. 1.3239 0.05052 142 106 26 10
2241 Needed a break from the pastoral scene. 1.3239 0.04952 142 105 28 9
2242 This is the nicest place we've ever found on Air Baa&Baa. 1.3239 0.05246 142 108 22 12
2243 Hi? UPS? Yeah, I thing you sent me the wrong package. I never ordered a cane. 1.3239 0.04850 142 104 30 8
2244 Yes, for a small fee you can count sheep using Skype. 1.3239 0.04717 176 134 27 15
2245 I'd like to refill my ambien as soon as possible please. 1.3239 0.04360 176 129 37 10
2246 I'm trying to watch tv but I keep drifting off 1.3237 0.05228 139 105 23 11
2247 My Border Collie ran off with a Labradoodle and here I am in some hotel on the Upper East Side. 1.3237 0.04703 139 100 33 6
2248 New pasture. Same old shit. 1.3237 0.05127 139 104 25 10
2249 I assure you, I am outstanding in my field. 1.3237 0.04410 173 127 36 10
2250 The divorce is final......Little Bo Peep lost her sheep. 1.3235 0.04540 170 126 33 11
2251 I finally negotiated a work from home day. I couldn’t do it without a great staff. 1.3235 0.04690 170 128 29 13
2252 I'm not ba-a-a-d, how are you? 1.3235 0.05411 136 104 20 12
2253 Hey Blue, it's Bo. Get your horn, they followed me home again. 1.3235 0.05310 136 103 22 11
2254 I'm not so much letting my mind wander as I am woolgathering. 1.3234 0.04435 167 122 36 9
2255 I can lead them to TV, but I can’t make them watch. 1.3234 0.04972 167 129 22 16
2256 I'm good. Ewe? 1.3234 0.04825 167 127 26 14
2257 Promised the co-op board lots of sweaters. 1.3234 0.04516 167 123 34 10
2258 Ms. Bo Peep? This is your Uber driver. You left a couple of things in the backseat. 1.3234 0.04595 167 124 32 11
2259 I really don't know. I left them alone for a little while, and suddenly they all showed up here. Wagging their tails behind them. 1.3233 0.05288 133 100 23 10
2260 NOW do I qualify for a profile on farmersonly.com? 1.3232 0.04653 164 122 31 11
2261 I can't sleep. Any suggestions? 1.3232 0.04653 164 122 31 11
2262 The apartment's OK, but I keep falling asleep on the couch... 1.3232 0.04888 164 125 25 14
2263 Yes. It's just like goat yoga but you can have them for the entire week. 1.3230 0.04794 161 121 28 12
2264 I am having a little problem streaming "Silence of the Lambs"! 1.3230 0.04794 161 121 28 12
2265 When they said the job was in Dakota...I didn't know they meant THE Dakota! 1.3230 0.04629 161 119 32 10
2266 I can't sleep. 1.3228 0.04602 158 116 33 9
2267 Miss Bo-Peep? You're not going to believe what I found... 1.3228 0.04940 158 120 25 13
2268 Nothing much, just watching Fox News with the boys. 1.3226 0.04751 155 115 30 10
2269 I took your advice, but I still can't sleep. 1.3226 0.04751 155 115 30 10
2270 One order eggs over easy and a dozen oatmeals, extra dry 1.3226 0.04924 155 117 26 12
2271 It's been very hard lately to leave my work at the office. 1.3226 0.04662 155 114 32 9
2272 I get distracted working from home. 1.3226 0.04751 155 115 30 10
2273 I've gotta go--I'm getting really drowsy. 1.3224 0.04815 152 113 29 10
2274 Silence of the Lambs got me into it, but as it turns out, they never shut up. 1.3224 0.04815 152 113 29 10
2275 Oh, I thought you said get some sleep. 1.3224 0.04630 152 111 33 8
2276 You can laugh, but I tell you it wasn’t easy getting them all in the elevator! 1.3222 0.04290 180 132 38 10
2277 Two acres of grass and a nicoise salad, please. 1.3221 0.04594 149 108 34 7
2278 Hello, Miss Bo Peep? 1.3221 0.04787 149 110 30 9
2279 Correct me if I’m wrong, but the lease mentions cats and dogs only. 1.3221 0.04881 149 111 28 10
2280 No! I need a border collie. You sent a labradoodle. 1.3219 0.04950 146 109 27 10
2281 Bo Peep? Exactly where did you lose those sheep? 1.3219 0.05137 146 111 23 12
2282 It’s not me it’s ewe. 1.3219 0.04854 146 108 29 9
2283 They aren’t just a flock of sheep but also certified emotional support animals.” 1.3219 0.04950 146 109 27 10
2284 I tried that. Still couldn’t fall asleep. 1.3219 0.05044 146 110 25 11
2285 They won’t even let themselves be counted - I think the national news is making them feel rebellious. 1.3219 0.04755 146 107 31 8
2286 It's really cool. The Rams are beating the Lions. 1.3219 0.05044 146 110 25 11
2287 Hello, Mary? We may have taken this too far. 1.3217 0.05214 143 109 22 12
2288 Yes. this is Morty's Sheep Sitting Service. 1.3217 0.04922 143 106 28 9
2289 We could definitely use some more mint jelly. 1.3217 0.05022 143 107 26 10
2290 I thought you said make a yew turn! 1.3217 0.05214 143 109 22 12
2291 I would much rather count blessings. 1.3217 0.05022 143 107 26 10
2292 I've had it with city living - I need to get the flock out of here. 1.3216 0.04282 171 124 39 8
2293 Oh, Just sitting in front of the TV with the kids. 1.3216 0.04592 171 128 31 12
2294 Room 640 calling - send up some grass for one, and some grass for twenty! 1.3214 0.04649 168 126 30 12
2295 I counted them all and I still can’t sleep. Now what? 1.3214 0.04784 140 102 31 7
2296 I just can't seem to separate work and home life. 1.3214 0.04332 168 122 38 8
2297 Oh, nothing. Just trying to fall asleep. 1.3214 0.05096 140 105 25 10
2298 Tell Bo the sheep came home. 1.3214 0.05096 140 105 25 10
2299 Last night I counted them jumping over a fence, now they want to be fed. 1.3214 0.04572 168 125 32 11
2300 Room service? Can you send up a roast beef sandwich on rye, a small greek salad, fries, mineral water and a bale of hay. 1.3212 0.04629 165 123 31 11
2301 At my staff meetings they usually go along with me. 1.3212 0.04708 165 124 29 12
2302 Thanks, but I think I'll just stay in tonight and watch the ewes. 1.3212 0.04786 165 125 27 13
2303 I think I have the answer to your insomnia. 1.3210 0.04521 162 119 34 9
2304 Listen, Bo, I've got your sheep, but I'm going to want 'Hamilton' tickets first." 1.3210 0.04848 162 123 26 13
2305 She left a note: "Going back to the country. You can keep the sheep." signed, Bo-peep 1.3210 0.04769 162 122 28 12
2306 That’s exactly what I said, “What the flock?” 1.3210 0.04348 162 117 38 7
2307 I think they found me on Facebook. 1.3209 0.05254 134 101 23 10
2308 Hello Bo Peep, I think I have found your sheep. 1.3209 0.05146 134 100 25 9
2309 Because they’re easier to shepherd than cats. 1.3209 0.04110 187 136 42 9
2310 Don’t want to brag, but I’ve lost count of my number of followers. 1.3208 0.04748 159 119 29 11
2311 Sorry, Ms. Peep is out. I’m the sitter. 1.3208 0.04913 159 121 25 13
2312 Your Ubaa driver is 3 minutes away. 1.3208 0.04748 159 119 29 11
2313 I'd say we're adjusting to the city life well. 1.3208 0.04578 159 117 33 9
2314 It's a distance learning leadership course. They send you everything you need. 1.3206 0.05338 131 99 22 10
2315 I know urban farming is very trendy this year, but I may have chosen the wrong crop. 1.3205 0.04546 156 114 34 8
2316 Can you tell me how to get the flock out of here? 1.3205 0.04811 156 117 28 11
2317 I know, I know. I shouldn't bring my work home. 1.3205 0.04811 156 117 28 11
2318 This should be my best sleep in a long time 1.3204 0.04198 181 132 40 9
2319 No, Ms. Peep is sleeping. I'm helping her with a recount. 1.3203 0.05195 128 95 25 8
2320 Hello, Mary...I think I have good news 1.3203 0.04877 153 115 27 11
2321 The mini-bar is all out of clover. 1.3203 0.04877 153 115 27 11
2322 Don't worry, Mom, I'm looking out for the wolves of Wall Street. 1.3203 0.04510 153 111 35 7
2323 What’s your emotional support animal policy? 1.3203 0.04510 153 111 35 7
2324 You would not believe how hard it is to find a sheep friendly apartment in this neighborhood 1.3203 0.04605 153 112 33 8
2325 What do you mean there is a wolf in the lobby? 1.3203 0.04788 153 114 29 10
2326 Are you coming for the Rams game? 1.3200 0.05122 150 115 22 13
2327 The wolf? Tell him we're not in. 1.3200 0.05034 150 114 24 12
2328 Yeah, I slept pretty well last night. I think I can count on them again tonight. 1.3200 0.04944 150 113 26 11
2329 So, the good news is that my health plan covers a sleep study, but... 1.3200 0.04944 150 113 26 11
2330 Yeah, all good, we found a great Air Baa and Baa. 1.3200 0.04944 150 113 26 11
2331 Yes! We are supposed to go everywhere she goes 1.3200 0.04760 150 111 30 9
2332 press 1 for the little boy who lives down the lane 1.3200 0.04760 150 111 30 9
2333 Yes, they all want to go... if I go. 1.3200 0.05034 150 114 24 12
2334 Ms. Peep? Got some good news and some bad news. 1.3200 0.04568 150 109 34 7
2335 No man! I said THREE bags full! 1.3198 0.04494 172 128 33 11
2336 When the game is over we'll be back to finish the grass in the park. 1.3198 0.04569 172 129 31 12
2337 Wait! You think the sleep center meant imaginary sheep? 1.3197 0.04628 147 107 33 7
2338 I can't, I've got other things to tend to. 1.3197 0.04728 147 108 31 8
2339 Not baaaaad. And you? 1.3197 0.05107 147 112 23 12
2340 Well, the wait at the barbershop was an hour, I had to take them somewhere... 1.3195 0.04549 169 126 32 11
2341 I'm a stay-at-home shepherd. 1.3195 0.04391 169 124 36 9
2342 Oh, nothing much. Just watching TV. 1.3195 0.04391 169 124 36 9
2343 Hold on a sec, someone is bleating in. 1.3194 0.05088 144 109 24 11
2344 Can I call you back? My three o'clock is here. 1.3194 0.04691 144 105 32 7
2345 No. I am ordering real grass, not weed. 1.3194 0.05182 144 110 22 12
2346 Yeah, it's so hard to disconnect from work these days. 1.3194 0.04369 144 102 38 4
2347 Lassie, come home! 1.3194 0.05088 144 109 24 11
2348 Room service, this sleep aid doesn't work for me, they snore. 1.3194 0.04691 144 105 32 7
2349 I know where to find them. 1.3193 0.04525 166 123 33 10
2350 If a Miss Bo Peep calls the desk, tell her I've checked out. 1.3193 0.04605 166 124 31 11
2351 So you’re saying it’s a staff infection? 1.3193 0.04761 166 126 27 13
2352 Sorry to wake you, doc, but I don't think this is helping my insomnia." 1.3193 0.04443 166 122 35 9
2353 Hey Bo, I know where your sheep are. 1.3191 0.04361 188 141 34 13
2354 It's the lobby, the MAGA bus is here to take us to the rally. 1.3191 0.05164 141 107 23 11
2355 Not exactly what you thought I meant by greener pasture, huh? 1.3191 0.04861 141 104 29 8
2356 Yeah, but if I make it here, I can make it ANYWHERE. 1.3190 0.04900 163 125 24 14
2357 This wasn’t what I expected when I clicked to get more followers. 1.3188 0.04931 138 102 28 8
2358 I can't leave them in Central Park at night 1.3188 0.05441 138 107 18 13
2359 yes ,this is the Brooklyn sheep company and we do guarantee only locally grown wool 1.3188 0.04553 160 118 33 9
2360 Hello, is it really necessary for your network to keep broadcasting "Silence of the Lambs" 1.3188 0.04639 160 119 31 10
2361 Well, despite the name, they evicted us from the Sheep Meadow, and we all have to appear in court on the 24th. 1.3188 0.04723 160 120 29 11
2362 Tell little bo peep she can stop looking 1.3188 0.04553 160 118 33 9
2363 Bopeep Sleep Aids, how can we help you? 1.3188 0.05045 160 124 21 15
2364 I can't come in ... I had a sleepless night. 1.3188 0.04466 160 117 35 8
2365 No, YOU get the flock out of here! 1.3188 0.04805 160 121 27 12
2366 Hello. Sleep assistance hotline! 1.3188 0.04966 160 123 23 14
2367 Couldn’t sleep either last night? 1.3185 0.04778 135 98 31 6
2368 Yes,we deliver. What time do you try to go to sleep? 1.3185 0.05428 135 104 19 12
2369 I'm just tending the flock, dear. Where else would I be? 1.3185 0.04785 157 118 28 11
2370 Today we're going to explore Central Park. 1.3185 0.04699 157 117 30 10
2371 Okay, now what? I've counted them, and I'm still wide awake. 1.3185 0.05034 157 121 22 14
2372 I could have sworn the real estate agent said, "I have a great space for ewe." 1.3185 0.04699 157 117 30 10
2373 You invited me for a 'sleep over'? I thought you 'invited my sheep over'. 1.3185 0.04699 157 117 30 10
2374 Remember you told me to get a hobby? 1.3185 0.04522 157 115 34 8
2375 Yes room service, I thought I ordered leg of lamb with mint jelly. 1.3184 0.04511 179 135 31 13
2376 Could you tell the people upstairs to keep it down? 1.3184 0.04441 179 134 33 12
2377 Hi, Little Bo? I have a question 1.3184 0.04370 179 133 35 11
2378 ....make that one shepherds's pie and a shovel. 1.3182 0.04671 154 114 31 9
2379 Found 'em. They were home all along just watching the Animal Planet. 1.3182 0.04936 154 117 25 12
2380 I’m on ambien so I’ll no longer require your services 1.3182 0.04420 176 131 34 11
2381 You want a linen jacket? Now you tell me. 1.3182 0.04493 176 132 32 12
2382 Are you sure the Magic Lint Brush can pick up wool? 1.3182 0.04579 154 113 33 8
2383 I was trying to sleep and I lost count. 1.3182 0.04390 154 111 37 6
2384 I’d like the burger with fries and a bottle of Woolite. 1.3182 0.04671 154 114 31 9
2385 Unmarked bills. And come alone or they won't be "wagging their tails behind them" by the time I've finished. 1.3182 0.04579 154 113 33 8
2386 Tell Bo they're here with me. 1.3182 0.04849 154 116 27 11
2387 Yes, Principal, we told Mary it's against the rules but she claims its her emotional support animal and the note really is from her doctor. 1.3182 0.04849 154 116 27 11
2388 The ewes from up here are excellent. 1.3182 0.04705 176 135 26 15
2389 Yup my organic, natural color unspun yarn just arrived Knitting group at my apartment next week 1.3182 0.04579 154 113 33 8
2390 So when this developer offered me $10 million for the land I decided to just go with the flow man. 1.3179 0.04396 173 128 35 10
2391 Hello, Bo? Balthazar here. I found them. 1.3179 0.04826 151 113 28 10
2392 Hi, can I leave a message for Miss Peep? 1.3179 0.05093 151 116 22 13
2393 Good news, we now have the numbers in the Senate. 1.3179 0.05093 151 116 22 13
2394 It's small but the rent is sheep. 1.3179 0.05093 151 116 22 13
2395 No more legal restrictions now that it's an Air-Baa-n-Baa. 1.3179 0.04733 151 112 30 9
2396 The neighbors may hate my pets but they love the sweaters. 1.3179 0.04444 151 109 36 6
2397 That's why I ordered Uber XL." 1.3179 0.04733 151 112 30 9
2398 We're watching "The Wolf of Wall Street." 1.3179 0.04733 151 112 30 9
2399 Sometimes, I like to follow them. 1.3179 0.04639 151 111 32 8
2400 Three days a week, I work from home. 1.3179 0.05093 151 116 22 13
2401 They say they'll come home if you leave them alone. 1.3178 0.05160 129 96 25 8
2402 Yeah, this is Larry Bo Peep again. I found them. 1.3176 0.04448 170 126 34 10
2403 Sir, I AM answering the question. I said, " I herd ewe" 1.3176 0.04985 148 112 25 11
2404 Bleating? No one here is bleating. Maybe it's the White House press conference on TV. 1.3176 0.05077 148 113 23 12
2405 Hello, room service? Yeah, I want the eggs and bacon breakfast with a bale of alfalfa on the side. 1.3176 0.05077 148 113 23 12
2406 They refuse to watch Fox News. 1.3176 0.04985 148 112 25 11
2407 Yeah, I’m at my sister’s in the city for Thanksgiving. She said all were welcome, but to be honest, she’s being kind of rude to the sheep... 1.3176 0.04985 148 112 25 11
2408 I said 11 Meg of RAM not 11 leg of lamb! 1.3176 0.04985 148 112 25 11
2409 And to think I moved here to escape the herd mentality. 1.3174 0.04581 167 125 31 11
2410 Lamb chops for dinner sounds good." 1.3174 0.04581 167 125 31 11
2411 Went off-grid, chose the simple life, but it just didn't work out. You? 1.3174 0.04581 167 125 31 11
2412 Just sitting here wool gathering. 1.3174 0.04421 167 123 35 9
2413 Not much...just channel grazing. 1.3172 0.04962 145 109 26 10
2414 Nothing much. What's up with you? 1.3172 0.04962 145 109 26 10
2415 Yeah, good time to talk. Just counting sheep. 1.3172 0.04663 145 106 32 7
2416 It's no use Doc, even the sheep can't sleep. 1.3172 0.04864 145 108 28 9
2417 Damn Google maps! 1.3172 0.04663 145 106 32 7
2418 No, I never have trouble getting to sleep. Why do you ask? 1.3172 0.04864 145 108 28 9
2419 We’re watching ‘Babe.’ What are you doing? 1.3172 0.04864 145 108 28 9
2420 Hey, Hans, I think I'm gonna work from home today. 1.3172 0.05057 145 110 24 11
2421 Yeah, Little Boy Blue here...Sheeps in the penthouse, are the cows in the condo? 1.3172 0.04864 145 108 28 9
2422 A child is born where?...you're breaking up... 1.3171 0.04718 164 124 28 12
2423 Of course I'm running for president. I have my staff and my staff. 1.3171 0.04718 164 124 28 12
2424 Thank you for calling Bo-Peep Sleep Care, how many sheep would you like to count for a great nights sleep? 1.3171 0.05454 123 93 21 9
2425 I should have known. The Central Park Sheep Meadow Airbnb sounded too good to be true. 1.3169 0.04832 142 105 29 8
2426 Yeah doc, I’m up to 12 but still can’t fall asleep. 1.3169 0.05132 142 108 23 11
2427 Keep counting? 1.3169 0.05034 142 107 25 10
2428 I don't know how many we got, I tried counting but I got too tired. 1.3169 0.04832 142 105 29 8
2429 My doctor said count sheep and I'd sleep better. The problem is getting them all into my bed at the same time. 1.3169 0.05229 142 109 21 12
2430 I counted sheep yesterday night, and you know what they say about dreams coming true 1.3169 0.04832 142 105 29 8
2431 I will call later. I am getting sleepy. 1.3169 0.05229 142 109 21 12
2432 This is Mr. Shepherd in 10G. 1.3168 0.04939 161 124 23 14
2433 It’s nice. I found it on Airbaanbaa. 1.3168 0.04698 161 121 29 11
2434 Is this Bo-Peep? I found your sheep. 1.3168 0.04860 161 123 25 13
2435 I know, I know.... but I always have trouble sleeping in hotels. 1.3168 0.04354 161 117 37 7
2436 You mean I was supposed to leave them on the farm? 1.3168 0.04779 161 122 27 12
2437 ... and there's a rooftop pasture! 1.3168 0.04443 161 118 35 8
2438 They're all too dull. Please send up a black one. 1.3168 0.05017 161 125 21 15
2439 Don’t bother. They’re here. 1.3165 0.05210 139 106 22 11
2440 I count them and still can't get to sleep. 1.3165 0.05309 139 107 20 12
2441 Room service? two bales of alfalfa and send someone to help with the television 1.3165 0.05109 139 105 24 10
2442 Corporate relocation works better for some professions than others. 1.3165 0.04925 158 121 24 13
2443 Peep here. Yeah, I nabbed the whole gang. 1.3165 0.04407 158 115 36 7
2444 I counted them all and I still can't sleep. 1.3165 0.04759 158 119 28 11
2445 I realized the advantages of working from home. 1.3165 0.04586 158 117 32 9
2446 Can you connect me to Little Bo Peep? 1.3165 0.04843 158 120 26 12
2447 Yes, that's three dozen diapers with holes for tails. I'll explain later. 1.3164 0.04325 177 131 36 10
2448 Well, the hotel said it welcomed pets! 1.3164 0.04251 177 130 38 9
2449 People in the city are encouraging me to get back to work... they keep saying, 'Get the flock outta here.' 1.3162 0.04973 136 101 27 8
2450 Honest Hon, I'm with the sheep in the meadow. 1.3162 0.05081 136 102 25 9
2451 The old lady who lived in a shoe got $2.3 million and I'm not taking a penny less. 1.3162 0.05291 136 104 21 11
2452 Yes, I herd you. 1.3161 0.04908 155 118 25 12
2453 they say they've gone astray 1.3161 0.04822 155 117 27 11
2454 I think we need to rethink that nativity scene. 1.3161 0.04735 155 116 29 10
2455 Sorry, no, it doesn't seem to work. I'm still awake! 1.3161 0.04645 155 115 31 9
2456 I'm so much more productive when working from home 1.3161 0.04554 155 114 33 8
2457 Right. 8B. I’d like six bales of the organic alfalfa and one bowl of the beef barley soup. One spoon. That’s it. 1.3161 0.04735 155 116 29 10
2458 I thought that i would work from home today 1.3161 0.04822 155 117 27 11
2459 I’d like one general Tso’s Chicken and fourty wheat grass smoothies. 1.3161 0.04597 174 132 29 13
2460 Can you send up ten gallons of Woolite? 1.3161 0.04220 174 127 39 8
2461 Hello, Amazon? No...I ordered a "flocked tree" 1.3158 0.04977 152 116 24 12
2462 Well, I’m actually only half Amish. 1.3158 0.04798 152 114 28 10
2463 I'm starting to think that they pulled the wool over my eyes with this apartment. 1.3158 0.04518 152 111 34 7
2464 I miss the sprawling, green hillsides but my flock seems to have become quite gentrified. 1.3158 0.04348 171 126 36 9
2465 Sorry to bother you, but I'm just wondering...when was the last time you updated Google maps? 1.3158 0.04727 171 131 26 14
2466 No, you won’t have to do windows. However,.. 1.3158 0.04888 152 115 26 11
2467 Hey Bo, I found them 1.3158 0.04268 171 125 38 8
2468 This isn’t what I thought you meant when you said your friends were sheepish. 1.3158 0.04348 171 126 36 9
2469 No! No! I’m NOT an Australian Shepherd. I NEED an Australian Shepherd! 1.3158 0.04426 171 127 34 10
2470 It's been great. I get to work from home three days a week. 1.3155 0.04479 168 125 33 10
2471 Well the boss finally let me work from home 1.3155 0.04479 168 125 33 10
2472 Lost in the woods my ass. It's 81st Street. 1.3155 0.04558 168 126 31 11
2473 Sorry. My phone was in sheep mode. 1.3155 0.04635 168 127 29 12
2474 What do you mean I always choose work over you? 1.3155 0.04317 168 123 37 8
2475 ...small with pepperoni & two bales of alfalfa 1.3155 0.04860 168 130 23 15
2476 Way better than being called the Cat Lady! 1.3155 0.04712 168 128 27 13
2477 Yes, I’ve counted them all and I’m still wide awake. 1.3154 0.04373 149 107 37 5
2478 Hi. This is 706 again. Could you send up some more grass? 1.3154 0.04770 149 111 29 9
2479 Bo-Peep Shmo Peep. She'll never find us here. 1.3154 0.04576 149 109 33 7
2480 Sorry, I can’t come in today, I’m feeling rather sheepish. 1.3154 0.04956 149 113 25 11
2481 Hi, honey. They're home. 1.3154 0.04268 149 106 39 4
2482 It's a cartoon. That's why you don't see any sheep poop. 1.3154 0.05310 149 117 17 15
2483 This better be the best damn nativity scene Saint James has ever seen. 1.3154 0.05464 130 100 19 11
2484 To be honest, I didn't fully think this through when I said I wanted a less stressful job. 1.3152 0.04614 165 124 30 11
2485 Hi boss, working from home today... 1.3152 0.04924 165 128 22 15
2486 I know it sounds crazy' but I'm sleeping a lot better 1.3152 0.04533 165 123 32 10
2487 Twelve orders of alfalfa with red clover and one medium burger with fries! 1.3151 0.04836 146 109 28 9
2488 I was lying down in the green pasture and took a left on the path of righteousness 1.3151 0.04533 146 106 34 6
2489 You're right. I won't have a social life until I stop bringing work home. 1.3151 0.04836 146 109 28 9
2490 They are for my bad case of insomnia. 1.3151 0.05027 146 111 24 11
2491 What do you mean you wish I had been a cat lady? 1.3151 0.04533 146 106 34 6
2492 Bo-Peep, call me if you get this message. 1.3151 0.05027 146 111 24 11
2493 No, Mom. In New York I am referred to as an Animal Husbandry Technician! 1.3148 0.04420 162 119 35 8
2494 Hello, Front Desk? What channel is Animal Planet? 1.3148 0.04673 162 122 29 11
2495 As long as Fox News is on, they let me do whatever I want. 1.3148 0.04673 162 122 29 11
2496 I need a different sheep dog. 1.3148 0.04505 162 120 33 9
2497 The little one? Nah, it followed Mary to school. 1.3148 0.04754 162 123 27 12
2498 You picked a fine time to leave me, Lassie. 1.3148 0.04590 162 121 31 10
2499 911? ...no, send a Border Collie! 1.3148 0.04754 162 123 27 12
2500 Yes, I’m cooking tonight. Just bring a nice red that goes with lamb. 1.3147 0.04699 143 105 31 7
2501 Yes, I was afraid they'd gone astray, but it turns out they just came in here to watch Fox News. 1.3147 0.04803 143 106 29 8
2502 I don't care if you can't sleep, I'm not getting the flock out of here. 1.3146 0.04659 178 137 26 15
2503 seriously for the last time, I'm a herder Not a hoarder!! 1.3145 0.04648 159 119 30 10
2504 I don't know. The dog just brought them in 1.3145 0.04733 159 120 28 11
2505 Hello, Shepard residence. 1.3145 0.04733 159 120 28 11
2506 Not doing much, just hanging out until price of wool goes up. 1.3145 0.04733 159 120 28 11
2507 Like hell I've lost my sheep! 1.3145 0.04474 159 117 34 8
2508 I may have fewer followers, but I know all of mine personally.. 1.3145 0.04648 159 119 30 10
2509 Finders keepers, Bo. 1.3143 0.04975 140 105 26 9
2510 Hello? Ya, Mary it happened again. 1.3141 0.04881 156 119 25 12
2511 I'm not kidding! There's wolf across the street waving at me! 1.3141 0.04437 156 114 35 7
2512 Hello Mary? They said they are tired of living like animals. 1.3141 0.04620 156 116 31 9
2513 Well, it all started when they followed me to school one day, school one day, school one day ... and I've never been able to shake them since! 1.3141 0.04530 156 115 33 8
2514 Little Bo Peep? I've found your sheep! 1.3141 0.04965 156 120 23 13
2515 My followers are more the baa humbug type. 1.3141 0.04343 156 113 37 6
2516 Why? Because there's a tariff on wool, but not on sheep. 1.3141 0.04796 156 118 27 11
2517 Yes, they're all here. 1.3141 0.04620 156 116 31 9
2518 Nothing. Just shepherding. 1.3141 0.04709 156 117 29 10
2519 I didn't get the raise, but now I can work from home 2 days a week 1.3141 0.04881 156 119 25 12
2520 Tell Bo Peep that I found them. 1.3141 0.04620 156 116 31 9
2521 I bought a hat and crook and the rest just followed. 1.3140 0.04404 172 128 34 10
2522 Well, mutton is happening over here. 1.3140 0.04703 172 132 26 14
2523 There were too many wolves near Wall Street today so I couldn 1.3139 0.04942 137 102 27 8
2524 Hi - is this Miss BoPeep? 1.3139 0.05359 137 106 19 12
2525 Herbie’s Urban Sheep Herding ... uh-huh ... how many head? ... can I put you on hold? ... Herbie’s Urban Sheep Herding ... Tribeca? ... how many head? 1.3139 0.04605 137 99 33 5
2526 The urban farming thing is a bust. 1.3139 0.05049 137 103 25 9
2527 Here? Just me and the staff. How about you? 1.3137 0.04587 153 113 32 8
2528 I woudn't necessarily call the view pastoral. 1.3137 0.04680 153 114 30 9
2529 I’ve got ‘em Bo Peep. Now how about that finder’s fee? 1.3137 0.04680 153 114 30 9
2530 That’s right Warden, five years of experience working with crooks. 1.3137 0.04493 153 112 34 7
2531 Melatonin, ambien, sheep nothing works, Doc. Help me I havn't slept well since the 2016 elections! 1.3137 0.05119 153 119 20 14
2532 Traffic was fine, but herding them on to the F Train was a nightmare. 1.3137 0.04396 153 111 36 6
2533 Man, I need to get the flock out of town. 1.3137 0.04948 153 117 24 12
2534 Sorry but I'm having trouble with my staff. 1.3137 0.04861 153 116 26 11
2535 Yes, that’s right—twelve orders of that kind of grass, and one order of the other kind. 1.3137 0.04680 153 114 30 9
2536 Hello, Room Service, I'll take 35 salads, dressing on the side. 1.3137 0.04861 153 116 26 11
2537 They said they came to New York to make it. Typical herd mentality. 1.3137 0.04587 153 113 32 8
2538 Yeah, I found the key under the door mat. Say, you don't mind if I have a few friends over? 1.3136 0.04376 169 125 35 9
2539 Sadly, I only have twelve followers. 1.3136 0.04212 169 123 39 7
2540 A rent controlled, third floor walk up seemed like a good idea at the time. 1.3136 0.04376 169 125 35 9
2541 They followed me home from school. 1.3133 0.04928 150 114 25 11
2542 Local, fresh, AND streetwise... 1.3133 0.05193 150 117 19 14
2543 Hey! Bopeep, I found the sheep! 1.3133 0.04743 150 112 29 9
2544 Sorry I missed your earlier call. I was woolgathering. 1.3133 0.05193 150 117 19 14
2545 Front desk? When I said I wanted a quiet room where I could count sheep I didn't mean it literally!" 1.3133 0.04345 166 122 36 8
2546 Yes I get out Ma. In fact I just came in from a day at the park with friends. It’s like you think I’ll turn into some weird old cat lady. 1.3133 0.04823 166 128 24 14
2547 Have you heard of vertical farming? 1.3133 0.04345 166 122 36 8
2548 Hello? Bo Peep? Guess what? 1.3133 0.04510 166 124 32 10
2549 Oh, Bo, my suggestion is that you just leave them alone. They'll come home. 1.3129 0.04808 147 110 28 9
2550 I know it doesn't make sense, but I think that the black sheep of the family ... is me! 1.3129 0.04710 147 109 30 8
2551 Guaranteed,yes ma'am. You'll be asleep within five minutes. See you at 10:00PM. 1.3129 0.04710 147 109 30 8
2552 Yes-party of 12, and you do have grass on the menu? 1.3129 0.04808 147 110 28 9
2553 I'm serious this time. He's got grey hair, a beard, and his name is Wolf 1.3129 0.05090 147 113 22 12
2554 We are at our winter quarters 1.3129 0.04904 147 111 26 10
2555 I've even tried real sheep - but Trump still keeps me awake. 1.3129 0.04710 147 109 30 8
2556 No I don’t think I’ll have a problem falling asleep. 1.3129 0.04808 147 110 28 9
2557 Apparently, she DID know where to find them. 1.3129 0.04710 147 109 30 8
2558 The pay is good, and working from home is encouraged. 1.3129 0.04710 147 109 30 8
2559 I just made the co-op board sweaters for Christmas so everything’s fine now ... 1.3129 0.04648 163 123 29 11
2560 I've come in from the fold. 1.3129 0.04482 163 121 33 9
2561 Nothing much - just finished some work I had to take home. 1.3129 0.04566 163 122 31 10
2562 It's just not the same here, Mom... 1.3129 0.04886 163 126 23 14
2563 NOT better than Ambien. 1.3129 0.04397 163 120 35 8
2564 Surprisingly, I've been having trouble falling asleep lately. 1.3129 0.04482 163 121 33 9
2565 Telecommuting has its drawbacks. 1.3125 0.04707 160 121 28 11
2566 I told you the hipsters want locally made wool. 1.3125 0.04566 144 105 33 6
2567 I wish I'd never found them. 1.3125 0.04974 144 109 25 10
2568 You won't believe where I found them. 1.3125 0.04952 160 124 22 14
2569 I don’t know, say 4 pizzas? 1.3125 0.04974 144 109 25 10
2570 There are 11 of them, doc, but I still can’t sleep. 1.3125 0.04790 160 122 26 12
2571 My sheep-counting service is going bust. This city never sleeps. 1.3125 0.04790 160 122 26 12
2572 Sorry honey,I'm watching the kids. 1.3125 0.04774 144 107 29 8
2573 Go to my website and you can be counting them as soon as tonight 1.3125 0.04348 144 103 37 4
2574 That's right. Fifteen large pizzas with extra clover. 1.3125 0.05070 144 110 23 11
2575 Operator, this is Little Bo. Can you patch me through to Animal Control ? I found them! 1.3125 0.04707 160 121 28 11
2576 The rod and staff? Sure, they comfort me, but not as much as Netflix. 1.3125 0.04974 144 109 25 10
2577 Oh, it's ewe. 1.3121 0.04505 157 116 33 8
2578 Oh, and almost forgot - for those 50 side salads, hold the dressing on 49 of them. 1.3121 0.04683 157 118 29 10
2579 11... still awake.... Now what? 1.3121 0.04505 157 116 33 8
2580 Sixteen sheep. Yeah, I’m still wide awake. 1.3121 0.04505 157 116 33 8
2581 Yeah, Bo, I found them. Now come get them! 1.3121 0.05019 157 122 21 14
2582 No mom, I'm not SEEING anybody right now. 1.3121 0.04854 157 120 25 12
2583 Oh yeah! And where did Mary go? 1.3121 0.04413 157 115 35 7
2584 Yeah, Bo, they're right here. Should I tell them you overslept?" 1.3121 0.04854 157 120 25 12
2585 Were lost but now are found, Bo. 1.3121 0.05046 141 107 24 10
2586 Sleep......I told the super that I wanted lots of sleep in my new apartment. 1.3121 0.04945 141 106 26 9
2587 Doc, do you have another solution. I still can't sleep. 1.3121 0.04736 141 104 30 7
2588 Turns out wool knitting is a gateway hobby 1.3118 0.04663 170 130 27 13
2589 Yes, I thought they meant "cheap" as well 1.3118 0.04434 170 127 33 10
2590 Not much, ewe? 1.3118 0.04810 170 132 23 15
2591 I'm taking them to see Hamilton. 1.3117 0.04745 154 116 28 10
2592 You were right, they DID come home wagging their tails behind them. 1.3117 0.04468 154 113 34 7
2593 Hotel? No, I'm staying at an AirBaaNBaa. 1.3117 0.04745 154 116 28 10
2594 Yo Peep, found your sheep 1.3117 0.04833 154 117 26 11
2595 I titled my autobiography "My Life with a Crook" and sent it to my publisher. Next thing I know is they have me living in Trump Tower. 1.3117 0.05006 154 119 22 13
2596 Bringing my work home with me is beginning to be a problem. 1.3117 0.04833 154 117 26 11
2597 Just ewe and a few others 1.3116 0.05018 138 104 25 9
2598 Sorry, I'm a bit behind on your sweater order. 1.3116 0.05018 138 104 25 9
2599 Okay, just let me change and get the flock out of here. 1.3116 0.04911 138 103 27 8
2600 Yes, Dr. Conroy, I did stop counting several hours ago! 1.3116 0.05122 138 105 23 10
2601 They wanted to watch Fox News 1.3114 0.04872 167 130 22 15
2602 Yes, I followed your instructions exactly, but the insomnia seems to be even worse now... 1.3114 0.04722 167 128 26 13
2603 But doctor, I'm still wide awake! 1.3114 0.04645 167 127 28 12
2604 I’m working from home. 1.3114 0.04323 167 123 36 8
2605 Sorry, Dad. I thought you said to go with the flock yourself, and never come back. 1.3114 0.04645 167 127 28 12
2606 Well, they can't say that anymore; I found every one of 'em! 1.3114 0.04406 167 124 34 9
2607 12 Lemongrass Salads without the lemon please 1.3113 0.04989 151 116 23 12
2608 Just counting sheep. What's up with you? 1.3113 0.04621 151 112 31 8
2609 Let me call you back. I’m meeting with my staff on work-life balance. 1.3113 0.04989 151 116 23 12
2610 I've left for greener pastures. 1.3113 0.04621 151 112 31 8
2611 It's not just one lost sheep...it's all of us." 1.3113 0.04716 151 113 29 9
2612 Yes, sir, yes, sir, three flats full. 1.3113 0.04809 151 114 27 10
2613 No, it's just a part time job. 1.3111 0.04984 135 101 26 8
2614 I don't know...I just got tired of all that outdoor work. 1.3111 0.04407 180 136 32 12
2615 A kid'll eat ivy, to 1.3110 0.04623 164 124 29 11
2616 Of course, they're work related! 1.3110 0.04542 164 123 31 10
2617 It's not bad for a sheep hotel. 1.3110 0.04459 164 122 33 9
2618 Bo-Peep, they've come home. 1.3110 0.04860 164 127 23 14
2619 So I finally broke down and bought a Staff the other day, and the strangest things has happened. 1.3110 0.04542 164 123 31 10
2620 Yeah, I agreed to change my career, but I never agreed to move, did I? 1.3110 0.04374 164 121 35 8
2621 Yes, I specifically requested a room with a ewe. 1.3110 0.04623 164 124 29 11
2622 It's Peep, P-e-e-p, and I'm knee deep in . . . yes, I'll hold. 1.3110 0.04459 164 122 33 9
2623 Some people think I'm crazy, but if you're a sheep person, you totally get it.” 1.3108 0.04780 148 111 28 9
2624 Goddammit Alexa, I said "drone strike" not "clone sheep." 1.3108 0.04968 148 113 24 11
2625 Hey is this the building manager? The United States electorate is in my apartment. And none of us know where the remote is. 1.3108 0.04875 148 112 26 10
2626 Rejoice with me, I have found my lost sheep, and you won’t believe the apartment they found. 1.3107 0.04312 177 132 35 10
2627 When I asked room service for something for someone who couldn’t sleep, this is not what I expected. 1.3106 0.05060 132 99 25 8
2628 have to be brief - witness protection - i'm on the lamb 1.3106 0.04925 161 125 22 14
2629 Gonna work from home today, boss. 1.3106 0.04682 161 122 28 11
2630 It all worked out. The chickens are in the other​ bedroom and the goats are in the kitchen. 1.3106 0.04338 161 118 36 7
2631 Yes, that's right, and a bale of alfalfa. 1.3106 0.04426 161 119 34 8
2632 I'm sorry - Ms Peep is out right now. 1.3106 0.04598 161 121 30 10
2633 Hello, UberEats? I think there has been a misunderstanding? 1.3106 0.04682 161 122 28 11
2634 I hate when I run out of Ambien. 1.3106 0.04682 161 122 28 11
2635 OK. Now how do I get the flock outta here? 1.3103 0.05134 145 112 21 12
2636 Twenty-seven salad bars have told me not to come back. 1.3103 0.04846 145 109 27 9
2637 You can stop searching for them Siri. I left them alone and they came home, wagging their tails behind them. 1.3103 0.04361 174 130 34 10
2638 but your Airbnb listing says 'pet friendly' 1.3101 0.04657 158 119 29 10
2639 I dunno Marty, I thought the whole 'crazy cat lady' thing had become a bit of a bore. 1.3101 0.04481 158 117 33 8
2640 Yes, I take them to the park twice a day... sheering is extra. 1.3101 0.04910 158 122 23 13
2641 You would not believe the subway this morning. 1.3101 0.05072 158 124 19 15
2642 We're watching Shepard Smith on Fox. 1.3101 0.04657 158 119 29 10
2643 Sorry, can’t come. I’m feeling a bit sheepish today’. 1.3101 0.04991 158 123 21 14
2644 Hello? , Insomnia Hotline? 1.3101 0.04570 158 118 31 9
2645 He's already asleep. What do I do now? 1.3101 0.04827 158 121 25 12
2646 Can you get the flock out of here? 1.3101 0.05072 158 124 19 15
2647 I'm just watching the game with a few friends - what's up with ewe? 1.3101 0.05369 129 99 20 10
2648 OK. Line up, I'm sleepy. 1.3099 0.05016 142 108 24 10
2649 I used to count them to fall asleep but now I find they make it easier to get through crowds and cross the street. 1.3099 0.04812 142 106 28 8
2650 What makes you think I sound sheepish? 1.3099 0.04707 142 105 30 7
2651 Wall Street doesn't have those kinds of wolves, mom. 1.3099 0.05114 142 109 22 11
2652 There is more money in the insomnia business in NYC than herding in Idaho. 1.3097 0.04977 155 120 22 13
2653 I’m flocked! 1.3097 0.04718 155 117 28 10
2654 It works!!! I left them alone, and they came home! 1.3097 0.04806 155 118 26 11
2655 Two eggs, over easy, a side of hash browns, and five bushels of silage. 1.3097 0.04628 155 116 30 9
2656 Yeah, I thought I had lost them, but it turns out they had just blended in with the carpet 1.3097 0.04806 155 118 26 11
2657 We need to find a place that allows dogs. 1.3097 0.04537 155 115 32 8
2658 Yes, dear, lamb chops again. 1.3097 0.04977 155 120 22 13
2659 I'm telling you -- I just left them alone. 1.3097 0.05143 155 122 18 15
2660 They really did come home, wagging their tails behind them. 1.3097 0.04537 155 115 32 8
2661 Your farm-to-table order is ready. 1.3097 0.04537 155 115 32 8
2662 They don’t like him either 1.3095 0.05341 126 96 21 9
2663 Yes, I bought a full-service sleep sofa on sale. Yes, there is some maintenance involved. 1.3095 0.04847 168 131 22 15
2664 Bo Peep lost her sheep? More fake news! 1.3095 0.04218 168 123 38 7
2665 Can I have the number for Bo Peep? 1.3095 0.04464 168 126 32 10
2666 All right, have it your way. You heard a lamb bleat. 1.3094 0.04881 139 104 27 8
2667 Do you hear what I hear? 1.3094 0.04987 139 105 25 9
2668 Yes, this is Big Bo Peep. No, I have not lost anything. 1.3092 0.04781 152 115 27 10
2669 I appreciate the gesture, but I said I needed to catch some SLEEP. 1.3092 0.04960 152 117 23 12
2670 Yes, I know we have a diversity issue here. 1.3092 0.04960 152 117 23 12
2671 Hello room service, could I get all the mint jelly you have? 1.3092 0.04781 152 115 27 10
2672 The Border Collies are stuck in traffic, so I turned on the Sheep Channel... 1.3092 0.04402 152 111 35 6
2673 I do love these urban getaways, but find it difficult not to take work with me. 1.3091 0.04518 165 124 31 10
2674 I wanted a fleece frock, not a flock! 1.3091 0.04679 165 126 27 12
2675 I’m sorry, we are not able to locate your pasture at this time. Please stay on the line and an operator will be with you shortly.” 1.3090 0.04291 178 133 35 10
2676 Just through the week-end, then back to the fields. 1.3090 0.04140 178 131 39 8
2677 I'm a Shepherd, I do - not - need - to - count - them! 1.3088 0.05272 136 105 20 11
2678 I'm surrounded by bahd news 1.3088 0.05272 136 105 20 11
2679 She said she needs space for her stuff, she can’t live with a herder anymore. 1.3088 0.05168 136 104 22 10
2680 Much to our dismay, apparently they no longer allow sheep in Sheep Meadow. 1.3087 0.04939 149 114 24 11
2681 OK Bo Peep, I understand all that, but you did't lose them, and it's going to cost plenty to get 'em back. 1.3087 0.04457 149 109 34 6
2682 I think you may have had a point when you said I take my work home with me. 1.3087 0.04457 149 109 34 6
2683 No Mary, I told you I have no idea where they are, you have to stop being so suspicious. 1.3087 0.04847 149 113 26 10
2684 I think it's time we move on to greener pastures. 1.3087 0.04557 149 110 32 7
2685 Sorry, honey. I guess I must have fallen asleep! 1.3087 0.04939 149 114 24 11
2686 If anyone in the hotel is having trouble falling asleep, I can help out. 1.3087 0.04847 149 113 26 10
2687 The pay and the medical benefits are great! But, I do have to bring work home sometimes. 1.3087 0.04457 149 109 34 6
2688 I counted them already so I’m taking a break. 1.3086 0.04403 162 120 34 8
2689 I've already tried counting sheep. 1.3086 0.04489 162 121 32 9
2690 No, you can’t watch the Rams game. 1.3086 0.04739 162 124 26 12
2691 The toughest part was getting them all on the same elevator 1.3086 0.04739 162 124 26 12
2692 Nothing much. You? 1.3086 0.04489 162 121 32 9
2693 Hear me! My insomnia is gone! 1.3086 0.04574 162 122 30 10
2694 Hey, Bo here, just hanging out with my peeps. 1.3086 0.04657 162 123 28 11
2695 Nice accommodations, but the "pet-friendly" charges really add up on a per-head basis. 1.3086 0.04489 162 121 32 9
2696 Not much. This is my mandatory "work from home" day. 1.3086 0.04574 162 122 30 10
2697 My wife keeps telling me not to bring my work home.” 1.3086 0.04315 162 119 36 7
2698 Hey, one of you named 'Lambchops'? There's a Miss Lewis on the phone looking for you. 1.3086 0.04403 162 120 34 8
2699 No. Just chilling, watching "The Silence of the Lambs' 1.3086 0.04315 162 119 36 7
2700 I'm beginning to think my commute wasn't so bad after all. 1.3086 0.04414 175 132 32 11
2701 Honey,we forgot the mint jelly! 1.3086 0.04561 175 134 28 13
2702 My wife tells me to stop bringing my work home! 1.3086 0.04561 175 134 28 13
2703 Yup, I said I'd like one shepherd's pie and fifty six large salads please. Oh, and hold the dressing. 1.3083 0.05248 133 102 21 10
2704 Han's sleep aids, how may I help you? 1.3082 0.04617 146 108 31 7
2705 Hi. This is Joseph. I'm calling in to let you know that I will be working from home today. 1.3082 0.04718 146 109 29 8
2706 Yeah, the cars are a nuissance but there are fewer wolves. 1.3082 0.04514 146 107 33 6
2707 Hello, housekeeping...You're not going to believe this... 1.3082 0.04914 146 111 25 10
2708 I can’t talk for long. They get upset when I pause the movie. 1.3082 0.04514 146 107 33 6
2709 When you asked me to babysit your kids I thought they were human. 1.3082 0.04817 146 110 27 9
2710 Hi, I'd like one wolf 1.3082 0.05285 146 115 17 14
2711 Oh, nothing much, just some woolgathering . . . How about you? 1.3082 0.04617 146 108 31 7
2712 Yeah, the city's nice, but job opportunities are shockingly limited. 1.3082 0.04545 159 119 31 9
2713 But how do I get them to stop following me? 1.3082 0.04545 159 119 31 9
2714 Tech support? My guests are getting restless because I can't connect to EweTube TV. 1.3082 0.04545 159 119 31 9
2715 A million dollars in unmarked bills and a helicopter by 5 pm...or I start sending chops! 1.3082 0.04801 159 122 25 12
2716 I've counted them over and over and I still can't get to sleep. 1.3082 0.04883 159 123 23 13
2717 Send up a burger and 50 lbs. of grass. 1.3082 0.04545