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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2018-11-26T00:21:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2018-12-17T00:22:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2018-12-11T00:21:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | December 17, 2018 |
Number of captions | 9061 |
Number of responses | 1400950 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | I'm not sure how many there are. Every time I start counting I fall asleep. | 1.6467 | 0.06698 | 150 | 86 | 31 | 33 |
1 | The new rug arrived, but there's some assembly required. | 1.6267 | 0.06523 | 150 | 86 | 34 | 30 |
2 | Just tell Dad it’s a staff job with a leadership position. | 1.6139 | 0.05937 | 158 | 86 | 47 | 25 |
3 | Hello? Is this 'single working woman with border collie wishes to meet ideal mate?' | 1.6081 | 0.06187 | 148 | 82 | 42 | 24 |
4 | Bo Peep got the car and the house. | 1.6026 | 0.06214 | 156 | 90 | 38 | 28 |
5 | The Trump Tower contract said they all had to be white. | 1.5965 | 0.06014 | 171 | 101 | 38 | 32 |
6 | Yes, we were just in that elevator. Why? | 1.5921 | 0.06217 | 152 | 88 | 38 | 26 |
7 | I love the 'Make Your Own Sweater Kit" you sent me, but it's kind of labor-intensive. | 1.5896 | 0.06548 | 134 | 77 | 35 | 22 |
8 | I don't see how I could have roaming charges. | 1.5849 | 0.06265 | 159 | 96 | 33 | 30 |
9 | Housekeeping? Can you send up a border collie? | 1.5845 | 0.06496 | 142 | 84 | 33 | 25 |
10 | How quickly can I have a Border Collie delivered to Suite 1050? | 1.5833 | 0.05891 | 156 | 88 | 45 | 23 |
11 | I’m just hanging out here at Trump Tower with the last remnants of the Trump base. | 1.5811 | 0.06504 | 148 | 90 | 30 | 28 |
12 | No Alexa, I said Cheap Hotel! | 1.5809 | 0.06564 | 136 | 80 | 33 | 23 |
13 | ...a shepherd. What are you going as? | 1.5806 | 0.05923 | 155 | 88 | 44 | 23 |
14 | The dog called in sick, so I'm working from home. | 1.5806 | 0.06063 | 155 | 90 | 40 | 25 |
15 | Check out channel 12. This idiot woman has a house full of cats. | 1.5781 | 0.05787 | 192 | 119 | 35 | 38 |
16 | Tell Trump the Senate Republicans are all here. | 1.5733 | 0.06712 | 150 | 96 | 22 | 32 |
17 | I don't know how many. Every time I start to count them, I fall asleep. | 1.5698 | 0.05836 | 172 | 103 | 40 | 29 |
18 | Yes, I tried counting them. Could you just send up a bottle of Scotch? | 1.5698 | 0.05836 | 172 | 103 | 40 | 29 |
19 | What exactly did we do after the bar? | 1.5697 | 0.05717 | 165 | 95 | 46 | 24 |
20 | No, the lease says "no dogs or cats." | 1.5697 | 0.05652 | 165 | 94 | 48 | 23 |
21 | Mr. President, I 've rounded up what's left of your base. | 1.5674 | 0.06215 | 178 | 116 | 23 | 39 |
22 | Yup, we're here watching the Rams game. | 1.5649 | 0.05966 | 154 | 90 | 41 | 23 |
23 | Well Mom, coming from someone with 6 cats, that seems a bit hypocritical! | 1.5625 | 0.06123 | 160 | 98 | 34 | 28 |
24 | Room Service? Can you send up more of those little shampoos? | 1.5590 | 0.05901 | 161 | 96 | 40 | 25 |
25 | They have names, Karen. | 1.5584 | 0.05970 | 154 | 91 | 40 | 23 |
26 | What reason did the condo board give for my eviction? | 1.5556 | 0.05538 | 162 | 92 | 50 | 20 |
27 | I don't know how many, I keep falling asleep. | 1.5556 | 0.06417 | 153 | 97 | 27 | 29 |
28 | We're just hanging out watching EweTube. | 1.5542 | 0.05636 | 166 | 97 | 46 | 23 |
29 | Can I call you back? I'm right in the middle of a staff meeting. | 1.5528 | 0.05904 | 161 | 97 | 39 | 25 |
30 | Just say I'm in a meeting with my staff. | 1.5519 | 0.05607 | 154 | 87 | 49 | 18 |
31 | And what's your policy on emotional support animals on this flight? | 1.5519 | 0.06114 | 154 | 94 | 35 | 25 |
32 | Us? We’re watching Flocks News. | 1.5509 | 0.05925 | 167 | 103 | 36 | 28 |
33 | Judge all you want, but since I made the move I haven't lost a single one. | 1.5503 | 0.05749 | 169 | 102 | 41 | 26 |
34 | Medium pepperoni, and twelve mixed green salads...no dressing. | 1.5503 | 0.05562 | 169 | 99 | 47 | 23 |
35 | I don't know how many there are. Every time I try to count them I fall asleep. | 1.5493 | 0.06208 | 142 | 85 | 36 | 21 |
36 | I don’t know how many. I fall asleep after seven or eight. | 1.5490 | 0.06006 | 153 | 92 | 38 | 23 |
37 | I find your ad about a timeshare with a pastoral scenic view to be misleading. | 1.5484 | 0.05946 | 155 | 93 | 39 | 23 |
38 | Silence of the Lambs is on. You should see the looks I’m getting. | 1.5481 | 0.06543 | 135 | 83 | 30 | 22 |
39 | I'm surrounded by Trump supporters. | 1.5479 | 0.06669 | 146 | 95 | 22 | 29 |
40 | Hello Leader McConnell? I found your Senators! They're here in the Trump Hotel! | 1.5471 | 0.05844 | 170 | 105 | 37 | 28 |
41 | Yeah, I can talk. I'm working from home today. | 1.5461 | 0.06110 | 152 | 93 | 35 | 24 |
42 | I'm looking for a sophisticated border collie that would enjoy working in an urban environment | 1.5455 | 0.05977 | 154 | 93 | 38 | 23 |
43 | ... not alone, I’m with my staff. | 1.5448 | 0.06265 | 145 | 89 | 33 | 23 |
44 | They’ll watch anything except Fox. | 1.5443 | 0.06063 | 158 | 98 | 34 | 26 |
45 | I'm quite sure I said a dozen matching sheets. | 1.5436 | 0.06207 | 149 | 92 | 33 | 24 |
46 | No, Alexa. I said I need to get some S-L-E-E-P! | 1.5414 | 0.06095 | 157 | 98 | 33 | 26 |
47 | Where are you Mr. Trump, the Republican Leadership meeting is about to start. | 1.5412 | 0.06023 | 170 | 109 | 30 | 31 |
48 | I'm looking for a border collie who's tired of country living. | 1.5404 | 0.05710 | 161 | 96 | 43 | 22 |
49 | Fox News. What else would they be watching? They’re sheep! | 1.5400 | 0.06248 | 150 | 94 | 31 | 25 |
50 | I'm serious, Mary: Pick up. | 1.5395 | 0.06041 | 152 | 93 | 36 | 23 |
51 | Technically they're free range. | 1.5379 | 0.05792 | 145 | 84 | 44 | 17 |
52 | Bad news, my landlord just told me to get the flock out of here. | 1.5374 | 0.06276 | 147 | 92 | 31 | 24 |
53 | Siri, I said I wanted some SLEEP! | 1.5374 | 0.06276 | 147 | 92 | 31 | 24 |
54 | Hello, sleep disorders clinic. | 1.5359 | 0.05940 | 153 | 93 | 38 | 22 |
55 | Yeah, sometimes my work follows me home too. | 1.5357 | 0.05197 | 168 | 95 | 56 | 17 |
56 | The Christmas sweaters said "some assembly required." | 1.5325 | 0.05632 | 169 | 103 | 42 | 24 |
57 | No, I want the hotel manger, not the hotel manager. | 1.5319 | 0.05917 | 141 | 83 | 41 | 17 |
58 | Last thing I remember is doing shots with that animal rights activist we met. | 1.5315 | 0.06102 | 143 | 87 | 36 | 20 |
59 | As I explained at the front desk, they're service animals. I can't sleep without them! | 1.5309 | 0.05950 | 162 | 102 | 34 | 26 |
60 | I'd like to report a lost dog | 1.5302 | 0.06139 | 149 | 93 | 33 | 23 |
61 | Hello, Room Service? I'd like one shepherd's pie and 15 salads. Hold the dressing. | 1.5298 | 0.06076 | 151 | 94 | 34 | 23 |
62 | Don't know how many. Each time I count them I fall asleep. | 1.5276 | 0.05923 | 163 | 103 | 34 | 26 |
63 | No, I haven't lost them. I'm working from home. | 1.5270 | 0.06098 | 148 | 92 | 34 | 22 |
64 | Hi front desk? I asked for a fresh set of SHEETS. | 1.5260 | 0.05595 | 173 | 107 | 41 | 25 |
65 | Yes, a border collie and a large pot of coffee. Room 614. | 1.5259 | 0.06294 | 135 | 83 | 33 | 19 |
66 | I have no idea how many. Every time I start counting them I fall asleep. | 1.5256 | 0.05995 | 156 | 98 | 34 | 24 |
67 | Hello Room Service? Could you send a Border Collie? | 1.5250 | 0.05743 | 160 | 98 | 40 | 22 |
68 | Yeah, it's going well. I'm up to 14 followers. | 1.5247 | 0.05483 | 162 | 96 | 47 | 19 |
69 | Thanks to millennials and the revival of knitting, I'm living on Fifth Avenue! | 1.5245 | 0.06023 | 143 | 87 | 37 | 19 |
70 | Good News! I won the contract to trim the grass in Central Park. | 1.5241 | 0.05584 | 166 | 101 | 43 | 22 |
71 | Yes, well they’re demanding a recount. | 1.5235 | 0.06141 | 149 | 94 | 32 | 23 |
72 | I either need a therapist or a border collie. | 1.5229 | 0.05944 | 153 | 95 | 36 | 22 |
73 | Seven-hundred square feet is considered free-range in New York. | 1.5227 | 0.05403 | 176 | 107 | 46 | 23 |
74 | I’m watching EweTube. How about you? | 1.5217 | 0.05851 | 161 | 101 | 36 | 24 |
75 | Actually, I’m a sheep hoarder. | 1.5217 | 0.06046 | 161 | 104 | 30 | 27 |
76 | I need a large bottle of Ambien and a border collie. | 1.5215 | 0.05860 | 163 | 103 | 35 | 25 |
77 | Okay, I rounded up a handful of Trump supporters, now what? | 1.5192 | 0.06065 | 156 | 100 | 31 | 25 |
78 | Yes we rent them to insomniacs. How many do you need? | 1.5179 | 0.05535 | 168 | 103 | 43 | 22 |
79 | I'd move to the country, but I hate to give up the rent control. | 1.5172 | 0.05805 | 174 | 113 | 32 | 29 |
80 | It's great dad ... they created a new position and gave me my own staff. | 1.5157 | 0.05633 | 159 | 97 | 42 | 20 |
81 | I guess we'll just hang out until the cows come home. | 1.5127 | 0.05660 | 158 | 97 | 41 | 20 |
82 | The ad said no cats or dogs. | 1.5125 | 0.05392 | 160 | 95 | 48 | 17 |
83 | Not sure how many. Every time I go to count them I doze off. | 1.5125 | 0.05677 | 160 | 99 | 40 | 21 |
84 | The coop board told me to take them to a farm and I did that yesterday--so today I will see if they like the museum. | 1.5123 | 0.05954 | 162 | 105 | 31 | 26 |
85 | Room Service. Send up a Border Collie, please. | 1.5119 | 0.05471 | 168 | 103 | 44 | 21 |
86 | Well, it worked doctor, but now I have a different issue. | 1.5115 | 0.05513 | 174 | 109 | 41 | 24 |
87 | No, I don’t know how many there are—if I try to count them I fall asleep. | 1.5106 | 0.05412 | 188 | 120 | 40 | 28 |
88 | Hi, I saw your ad and wonder if you only walk dogs. | 1.5106 | 0.06255 | 141 | 90 | 30 | 21 |
89 | Yes, I definitely have experience managing a staff.” | 1.5093 | 0.05984 | 161 | 105 | 30 | 26 |
90 | Can I call you back? I'm in a staff meeting. | 1.5093 | 0.05786 | 161 | 102 | 36 | 23 |
91 | Know where I can score some grass? | 1.5067 | 0.05734 | 150 | 92 | 40 | 18 |
92 | Man, I think this stuff just kicked in... | 1.5054 | 0.05227 | 184 | 114 | 47 | 23 |
93 | Yes sir, yes sir, one penthouse full. | 1.5037 | 0.06471 | 135 | 88 | 26 | 21 |
94 | No, I’m her brother, Bob Peep. | 1.5035 | 0.06416 | 141 | 93 | 25 | 23 |
95 | The lease is very clear; no cats or dogs. | 1.5035 | 0.06092 | 141 | 89 | 33 | 19 |
96 | Oh yeah,I've been sleeping much better lately. | 1.5033 | 0.05469 | 151 | 90 | 46 | 15 |
97 | Something with a lawn. | 1.5031 | 0.05563 | 159 | 98 | 42 | 19 |
98 | When I woke up,they were still here. | 1.5000 | 0.05537 | 160 | 99 | 42 | 19 |
99 | I'd like to order a small pepperoni pizza and forty side salads.. | 1.5000 | 0.05746 | 160 | 102 | 36 | 22 |
100 | ...yes, and one order of ops-chay am-lay.... | 1.5000 | 0.06135 | 156 | 104 | 26 | 26 |
101 | Yes sir, yes sir, I have you down for three bags full. | 1.5000 | 0.05556 | 162 | 101 | 41 | 20 |
102 | Let Mr. Trump know that I have a lot of his base with me | 1.5000 | 0.06458 | 142 | 95 | 23 | 24 |
103 | My landlord said no dogs or cats. | 1.5000 | 0.05656 | 150 | 92 | 41 | 17 |
104 | Oh, that’s the most ridiculous story I ever heard... You’re saying she lives in a giant shoe with HOW many kids? | 1.5000 | 0.06177 | 148 | 97 | 28 | 23 |
105 | I'm in the middle of a staff meeting. | 1.4972 | 0.05138 | 177 | 108 | 50 | 19 |
106 | Well, she did get the truck, tractor, land, farm and country house - but you'll never guess what I got away with! | 1.4970 | 0.05480 | 165 | 103 | 42 | 20 |
107 | Yes, 3 bags. | 1.4969 | 0.05719 | 161 | 103 | 36 | 22 |
108 | I'll have to call you back. I'm watching the Rams. | 1.4969 | 0.05634 | 159 | 100 | 39 | 20 |
109 | No, I ordered LAMPS. | 1.4969 | 0.05977 | 159 | 105 | 29 | 25 |
110 | And my staff is absolutely useless. | 1.4967 | 0.06160 | 153 | 102 | 26 | 25 |
111 | How many? I don’t know. Every time I try to count them I fall asleep. | 1.4966 | 0.06284 | 147 | 98 | 25 | 24 |
112 | No,I'm still awake. | 1.4965 | 0.05749 | 141 | 86 | 40 | 15 |
113 | Oh, there's huge demand for locally sourced. | 1.4964 | 0.06073 | 139 | 88 | 33 | 18 |
114 | We're just hanging out waiting for the Rams game to start. | 1.4932 | 0.06101 | 148 | 97 | 29 | 22 |
115 | I'm just watching this show about some crazy cat lady with like thirteen cats. | 1.4932 | 0.06176 | 148 | 98 | 27 | 23 |
116 | Yes, customer service, I'd like to return the artisinal knitting kit. | 1.4932 | 0.06089 | 146 | 95 | 30 | 21 |
117 | Oh, believe me, Bo, I know where to find them. | 1.4931 | 0.06233 | 144 | 95 | 27 | 22 |
118 | Bo, honey, I'm telling you. I know where they are. | 1.4912 | 0.05525 | 171 | 110 | 38 | 23 |
119 | I'm having second thoughts about the whole urban farming thing. | 1.4903 | 0.05520 | 155 | 96 | 42 | 17 |
120 | 19 big green salads, no dressing, and one cheeseburger. | 1.4902 | 0.05947 | 153 | 100 | 31 | 22 |
121 | No, I'm not off. I'm working from home today. | 1.4902 | 0.05947 | 153 | 100 | 31 | 22 |
122 | Could you please send up a border collie | 1.4894 | 0.06255 | 141 | 93 | 27 | 21 |
123 | Much better, thank you. My old job was herding cats. | 1.4892 | 0.05986 | 139 | 88 | 34 | 17 |
124 | No, I don't know how many there are. I keep falling asleep. | 1.4885 | 0.05391 | 174 | 111 | 41 | 22 |
125 | No, I'm not sure how many. Every time I try to count 'em I fall asleep. | 1.4875 | 0.05745 | 160 | 104 | 34 | 22 |
126 | I don't care if he's Best in Show at Westminster, he's late for work! | 1.4875 | 0.05813 | 160 | 105 | 32 | 23 |
127 | I'm telling you, they're obviously not comfortable watching Wolf Blitzer. | 1.4873 | 0.05870 | 158 | 104 | 31 | 23 |
128 | Alexa, count my sheep. | 1.4872 | 0.05928 | 156 | 103 | 30 | 23 |
129 | I have the television on. Maybe that's what you're hearing. | 1.4867 | 0.05494 | 150 | 92 | 43 | 15 |
130 | Hello? I don't think this is what I meant by 'all natural sleep-aid' | 1.4859 | 0.05805 | 142 | 89 | 37 | 16 |
131 | I just feel like my work follows me wherever I go. | 1.4853 | 0.05903 | 136 | 85 | 36 | 15 |
132 | I thought working at home would be great, but turns out it stinks. | 1.4845 | 0.05718 | 161 | 105 | 34 | 22 |
133 | I relocated to New York City. No...same job. | 1.4841 | 0.05541 | 157 | 99 | 40 | 18 |
134 | Well, it was fun for a while. But I'd like to cancel my subscription. | 1.4837 | 0.05799 | 153 | 99 | 34 | 20 |
135 | Just watching the Rams. . . and you? | 1.4834 | 0.05781 | 151 | 97 | 35 | 19 |
136 | They wanted to watch the Rams' game. | 1.4834 | 0.05781 | 151 | 97 | 35 | 19 |
137 | Can you pick up some lint rollers? | 1.4832 | 0.05602 | 149 | 93 | 40 | 16 |
138 | I’m herding from home today. | 1.4828 | 0.05572 | 174 | 115 | 34 | 25 |
139 | You've been awake how long....we'll be right over. | 1.4826 | 0.05499 | 172 | 112 | 37 | 23 |
140 | I have no idea how many, I keep falling asleep! | 1.4824 | 0.05548 | 170 | 111 | 36 | 23 |
141 | You can't sleep? We'll be right over. | 1.4824 | 0.05854 | 170 | 116 | 26 | 28 |
142 | Listen, Bo-Peep, the judge told you, they're mine Tuesdays and every second Saturday. | 1.4821 | 0.05271 | 168 | 105 | 45 | 18 |
143 | Ironically, they make it nearly impossible to sleep. | 1.4815 | 0.05622 | 162 | 105 | 36 | 21 |
144 | I told that damn Alexa to order me sheets! | 1.4812 | 0.05812 | 160 | 106 | 31 | 23 |
145 | I unfriended most of them but they’re still following me. | 1.4812 | 0.05535 | 160 | 102 | 39 | 19 |
146 | It pays better than dog walking | 1.4810 | 0.05367 | 158 | 98 | 44 | 16 |
147 | That's right Bo Peep, small bills in a plain paper bag. | 1.4810 | 0.05291 | 158 | 97 | 46 | 15 |
148 | Sure it’s crazy but I haven’t slept this well in years. | 1.4810 | 0.05367 | 158 | 98 | 44 | 16 |
149 | Sorry, I can't make it - I'm in the middle of a staff meeting. | 1.4808 | 0.05567 | 156 | 99 | 39 | 18 |
150 | Siri—play Silence of the Lambs. | 1.4805 | 0.06127 | 154 | 105 | 24 | 25 |
151 | I feel like I should just go back to Ambien. | 1.4803 | 0.05975 | 152 | 101 | 29 | 22 |
152 | I am not a hoarder.....I'm a herder! | 1.4800 | 0.06036 | 150 | 100 | 28 | 22 |
153 | They insisted we watch the Rams game. | 1.4798 | 0.05093 | 173 | 107 | 49 | 17 |
154 | Hello, Ms. Peep? I'm not sure I can explain this, but I think I have some good news for you. | 1.4797 | 0.05463 | 148 | 91 | 43 | 14 |
155 | I don't know what it is Harold, they just love watching Fox News. | 1.4790 | 0.05688 | 167 | 111 | 32 | 24 |
156 | She got the house and land, but I managed to win the sheep. | 1.4786 | 0.05865 | 140 | 89 | 35 | 16 |
157 | Is the wolf off Wall Street yet? | 1.4783 | 0.05648 | 161 | 105 | 35 | 21 |
158 | Yes, this is Mr. Shepard. Is this the customer service department? Thank goodness. Yes, there's been a mistake. The order was for white sheets. | 1.4783 | 0.06358 | 138 | 93 | 24 | 21 |
159 | This farm to table gift you sent me sucks. | 1.4779 | 0.05617 | 136 | 83 | 41 | 12 |
160 | I'm not sure how many. Every time I count them, I fall asleep. | 1.4777 | 0.05466 | 157 | 99 | 41 | 17 |
161 | Listen, Bo Peep, if you get the cops involved, you can kiss your flock goodbye. | 1.4774 | 0.06026 | 155 | 105 | 26 | 24 |
162 | I can’t tonight, it’s my weekend with the kids. | 1.4773 | 0.05403 | 176 | 115 | 38 | 23 |
163 | Yes, I unplugged the cable box and plugged in again but they didn't go away. | 1.4765 | 0.05732 | 170 | 115 | 29 | 26 |
164 | I finally whipped my insomnia, but Marcia's left me. | 1.4762 | 0.05738 | 147 | 94 | 36 | 17 |
165 | I'm still getting used to working from home... | 1.4759 | 0.05584 | 166 | 109 | 35 | 22 |
166 | If you can be a little more specific, I'll see if he's here. | 1.4759 | 0.05714 | 145 | 92 | 37 | 16 |
167 | It’s rent controlled, so I actually don’t pay more than 2 bags full | 1.4759 | 0.05714 | 145 | 92 | 37 | 16 |
168 | So what do I do with them when I’m awake? | 1.4756 | 0.05293 | 164 | 103 | 44 | 17 |
169 | In hindsight, Melatonin would have been better. | 1.4753 | 0.05341 | 162 | 102 | 43 | 17 |
170 | Yes, I can schedule your lawn for Tuesday at 10 am. Will your dogs be inside? | 1.4752 | 0.05919 | 141 | 91 | 33 | 17 |
171 | Working from home has been more challenging than I imagined. | 1.4747 | 0.05440 | 158 | 100 | 41 | 17 |
172 | Today I'm working from home | 1.4746 | 0.05197 | 177 | 113 | 44 | 20 |
173 | Can you tell the president, he has lost some of his base? | 1.4744 | 0.06063 | 156 | 107 | 24 | 25 |
174 | No, I gotta stay in -- I brought a bunch of work home with me. | 1.4737 | 0.05750 | 152 | 99 | 34 | 19 |
175 | Mary? I found ‘em. | 1.4737 | 0.05459 | 171 | 112 | 37 | 22 |
176 | The Oval Office got all the black ones | 1.4733 | 0.06532 | 131 | 89 | 22 | 20 |
177 | I'm not sure how many I have. Every time count them, I doze off. | 1.4730 | 0.05627 | 148 | 94 | 38 | 16 |
178 | Ewe Haul? | 1.4726 | 0.06007 | 146 | 97 | 29 | 20 |
179 | Yes, the usual - one small pepperoni pizza and 12 garden salads, no dressing. | 1.4720 | 0.05782 | 161 | 108 | 30 | 23 |
180 | Sheets! I said new sheets! | 1.4720 | 0.05507 | 161 | 104 | 38 | 19 |
181 | Twelve. I count them every night, and there are twelve of them. Then I drink myself to sleep. | 1.4717 | 0.05700 | 159 | 105 | 33 | 21 |
182 | You tell Bo-Peep to wire the money by midnight or she never sees them again. | 1.4714 | 0.06203 | 140 | 94 | 26 | 20 |
183 | I hate bringing work home on the weekends. | 1.4710 | 0.06014 | 138 | 90 | 31 | 17 |
184 | It’s baa this and baa that. Their negativity is killing me. | 1.4710 | 0.05744 | 138 | 87 | 37 | 14 |
185 | Yeah, white as snow. Yep, every where I go. | 1.4710 | 0.05744 | 138 | 87 | 37 | 14 |
186 | They want me to tell you they're not stock, they're emotional support sheep, and they won't be coming back." | 1.4706 | 0.06169 | 136 | 90 | 28 | 18 |
187 | Yes, I would like to renew my Ambien prescription. | 1.4691 | 0.05754 | 162 | 109 | 30 | 23 |
188 | Yes, I am dressed like a shepherd. What are you wearing? | 1.4688 | 0.05741 | 160 | 107 | 31 | 22 |
189 | For some reason, all they want to watch is Fox News. | 1.4688 | 0.05672 | 160 | 106 | 33 | 21 |
190 | I just invited the one. You know how they are. | 1.4686 | 0.05239 | 175 | 113 | 42 | 20 |
191 | Yes, I'm still awake. | 1.4685 | 0.05770 | 143 | 92 | 35 | 16 |
192 | I’d like to order some grass, please...Yes sir, yes, sir, three bags full. | 1.4685 | 0.05597 | 143 | 90 | 39 | 14 |
193 | No, honey, I said "flock" - we gotta get the flock outta here | 1.4679 | 0.05563 | 156 | 101 | 37 | 18 |
194 | Yes, they've been very understanding of my emotional support flock. | 1.4679 | 0.05489 | 156 | 100 | 39 | 17 |
195 | Yeah they are a lot of work, but I’ve been sleeping like a baby! | 1.4679 | 0.05782 | 156 | 104 | 31 | 21 |
196 | Eight or nine of them, I believe. I keep falling asleep. | 1.4675 | 0.05766 | 154 | 102 | 32 | 20 |
197 | What is the maximum number of emotional support sheep you allow on a flight? | 1.4675 | 0.06123 | 154 | 107 | 22 | 25 |
198 | No, still not married - why do you ask? | 1.4672 | 0.05866 | 137 | 88 | 34 | 15 |
199 | Not sure if they're all here; every time I try to count them, I doze off. | 1.4672 | 0.06134 | 137 | 91 | 28 | 18 |
200 | Yeah, I tried counting sheep. It worked, I just didn't expect them to be here when I woke up... | 1.4672 | 0.06306 | 137 | 93 | 24 | 20 |
201 | I said a dozen sheets | 1.4667 | 0.05801 | 165 | 113 | 27 | 25 |
202 | They insist on Fox News. Something about wool over your eyes. | 1.4667 | 0.06106 | 150 | 103 | 24 | 23 |
203 | I prefer CNN, but they insist on Fox News. | 1.4667 | 0.05481 | 180 | 122 | 32 | 26 |
204 | I'd like to order one shepherd's pie and 24 kale salads, please. | 1.4651 | 0.05369 | 172 | 113 | 38 | 21 |
205 | I'm in a leadership position... | 1.4650 | 0.05681 | 157 | 104 | 33 | 20 |
206 | Sure the rent is expensive but I’m sleeping a lot better. | 1.4648 | 0.05624 | 142 | 90 | 38 | 14 |
207 | They are emotional support sheep. I’ve got lots of issues. | 1.4645 | 0.05359 | 155 | 98 | 42 | 15 |
208 | I'm calling to report a lost dog. | 1.4645 | 0.05737 | 155 | 103 | 32 | 20 |
209 | Well, you might have included that little detail in the brochure. | 1.4643 | 0.05498 | 140 | 87 | 41 | 12 |
210 | Room service? I said I needed to get plenty of sleep! | 1.4634 | 0.05565 | 164 | 109 | 34 | 21 |
211 | Mom, a lot of people work from home these days, I’ll be fine! | 1.4634 | 0.05497 | 164 | 108 | 36 | 20 |
212 | No, doc. . .wide awake. Should I count 'em again? | 1.4630 | 0.05408 | 162 | 105 | 39 | 18 |
213 | Hello, Bo? I've found them! | 1.4629 | 0.05045 | 175 | 111 | 47 | 17 |
214 | I don't know how many. Every time I try to count I fall asleep. | 1.4626 | 0.05893 | 147 | 98 | 30 | 19 |
215 | I can't. I had to bring some work home tonight. | 1.4626 | 0.05733 | 147 | 96 | 34 | 17 |
216 | Hey Bo. So if we're officially through, when are you picking up the rest of your things? | 1.4620 | 0.05509 | 158 | 103 | 37 | 18 |
217 | Yes sir, yes sir, two bags full. | 1.4615 | 0.05635 | 156 | 103 | 34 | 19 |
218 | OK, they came home. Now what? | 1.4615 | 0.06099 | 143 | 97 | 26 | 20 |
219 | No, just one small burger and forty-three large salads. | 1.4615 | 0.05486 | 156 | 101 | 38 | 17 |
220 | No, I can't do lunch today. I'm working from home. | 1.4611 | 0.05128 | 180 | 117 | 43 | 20 |
221 | I guess it wasn't a dream after all. | 1.4610 | 0.05914 | 141 | 93 | 31 | 17 |
222 | Yeah, we're in town for the manger scene. | 1.4610 | 0.05914 | 141 | 93 | 31 | 17 |
223 | Hello Amazon? I think there's been some mistake. I ordered a dozen sheets. | 1.4606 | 0.05471 | 165 | 109 | 36 | 20 |
224 | You tell me the insomniac's room number...I send the sheep. | 1.4605 | 0.05353 | 152 | 96 | 42 | 14 |
225 | It's like this, Bo-Peep, $25,000 in old unmarked bills or you will never see them again | 1.4605 | 0.05592 | 152 | 99 | 36 | 17 |
226 | ...good news, Ms. Peep...I found your sheep. | 1.4605 | 0.05669 | 152 | 100 | 34 | 18 |
227 | This isn’t quite what I expected when you said farm to table. | 1.4604 | 0.05889 | 139 | 91 | 32 | 16 |
228 | I didn’t say, “Get the FLOCK over here” ... | 1.4600 | 0.05647 | 150 | 98 | 35 | 17 |
229 | Yes, a BLT and two bales of hay. | 1.4596 | 0.05431 | 161 | 105 | 38 | 18 |
230 | Bo Peep. Meet me at Main and Bailey in two hours. Bring $25,000 in small bills. Come alone. | 1.4595 | 0.06017 | 148 | 101 | 26 | 21 |
231 | I'll have to re-think this working from home thing. | 1.4589 | 0.05509 | 146 | 93 | 39 | 14 |
232 | Yeah, I just arrived at the air baa and baa. It’s perfect. | 1.4588 | 0.05478 | 170 | 114 | 34 | 22 |
233 | Yeah, for delivery--a dozen mixed-green salads, no dressing, and a shepherd's pie. | 1.4586 | 0.05890 | 157 | 108 | 26 | 23 |
234 | Hello? I'd like to report a missing - well, yes, - he is black but I don't see why that matters. | 1.4586 | 0.05750 | 157 | 106 | 30 | 21 |
235 | Kind of a problem. I woke up and they're still here. | 1.4583 | 0.05564 | 144 | 92 | 38 | 14 |
236 | Twelve green salads, no dressing. | 1.4581 | 0.05434 | 155 | 100 | 39 | 16 |
237 | We're watching ewe tube. | 1.4581 | 0.05734 | 155 | 104 | 31 | 20 |
238 | I'll be working from home today. | 1.4578 | 0.05377 | 166 | 109 | 38 | 19 |
239 | When you first put me on hold, there were only two sheep in the room. | 1.4577 | 0.06130 | 142 | 97 | 25 | 20 |
240 | No, I can't tell you how many. I keep falling asleep. | 1.4575 | 0.06009 | 153 | 106 | 24 | 23 |
241 | Yeah, the State Fair was great. Unfortunately the raffle prize wasn't the Cadillac this year. | 1.4575 | 0.05485 | 153 | 99 | 38 | 16 |
242 | Working from home. How about you? | 1.4575 | 0.05640 | 153 | 101 | 34 | 18 |
243 | It sure beats having an elephant in the room! | 1.4573 | 0.05426 | 164 | 108 | 37 | 19 |
244 | Well, they’re sheep! They like Fox News! | 1.4573 | 0.05760 | 164 | 113 | 27 | 24 |
245 | Working from home today. What are YOU doing? | 1.4571 | 0.06280 | 140 | 97 | 22 | 21 |
246 | What do you mean, “lost”? It’s my weekend to have them! | 1.4570 | 0.05538 | 151 | 98 | 37 | 16 |
247 | On the upside, I haven't seen a wolf all day. | 1.4567 | 0.06300 | 127 | 85 | 26 | 16 |
248 | Not much, just getting in the mood to watch a Trump Rally. | 1.4564 | 0.06059 | 149 | 103 | 24 | 22 |
249 | I told Alexa I needed more SLEEP. | 1.4564 | 0.05908 | 149 | 101 | 28 | 20 |
250 | Not bad, but the dog's still working on getting the last couple into the elevator. | 1.4563 | 0.05736 | 160 | 109 | 29 | 22 |
251 | What comes after "leave them alone and they'll come home?" | 1.4559 | 0.05608 | 136 | 86 | 38 | 12 |
252 | Mother, Mary left me. | 1.4558 | 0.06046 | 147 | 101 | 25 | 21 |
253 | Hello, Bo Peep? If you want to see your sheep again, listen carefully.... | 1.4557 | 0.05791 | 158 | 108 | 28 | 22 |
254 | I'm not sure how many....every time I try and count them I fall asleep | 1.4556 | 0.05437 | 169 | 113 | 35 | 21 |
255 | A sheep-friendly building and rent-stabilized. Who knew? | 1.4556 | 0.05065 | 180 | 117 | 44 | 19 |
256 | Sure he's cunning, but that wolf will never get past the co-op board. | 1.4552 | 0.05705 | 145 | 95 | 34 | 16 |
257 | This is the last time I order a wool coat from IKEA. | 1.4552 | 0.06031 | 145 | 99 | 26 | 20 |
258 | Lost the farm. Staying with my son and his wife. | 1.4552 | 0.05788 | 145 | 96 | 32 | 17 |
259 | Sheets! I asked for fresh sheets! | 1.4551 | 0.05777 | 156 | 106 | 29 | 21 |
260 | I wanted a cheap hotel, not a sheep hotel. | 1.4551 | 0.05679 | 167 | 115 | 28 | 24 |
261 | I decided to work from home today. | 1.4545 | 0.05590 | 143 | 92 | 37 | 14 |
262 | Me?... holding an offsite staff meeting. | 1.4545 | 0.05148 | 176 | 115 | 42 | 19 |
263 | Yes we can help treat insomnia. | 1.4545 | 0.05611 | 154 | 102 | 34 | 18 |
264 | You always herd the ones you love. | 1.4541 | 0.05022 | 185 | 121 | 44 | 20 |
265 | Don't be so dramatic. It's called shared custody and you know where to find them | 1.4540 | 0.05318 | 174 | 116 | 37 | 21 |
266 | No...I said “send up more SHEETS” | 1.4539 | 0.05892 | 152 | 104 | 27 | 21 |
267 | ...and I'll have the shepherd's pie. | 1.4539 | 0.05666 | 152 | 101 | 33 | 18 |
268 | Reservation for twelve at Tavern on the Green, please. | 1.4533 | 0.05563 | 150 | 98 | 36 | 16 |
269 | I'd like to order ten salads and one pizza, please. | 1.4533 | 0.05643 | 150 | 99 | 34 | 17 |
270 | We're just watching "Silence of the Lambs." | 1.4532 | 0.06146 | 139 | 95 | 25 | 19 |
271 | I'll be right down. He's my only black one. | 1.4530 | 0.06130 | 117 | 75 | 31 | 11 |
272 | how many manger scenes are we looking at? | 1.4528 | 0.05692 | 159 | 108 | 30 | 21 |
273 | What size does the sweater need to be ? | 1.4527 | 0.05699 | 148 | 98 | 33 | 17 |
274 | Let me call you back, I'm just in a staff meeting right now. | 1.4527 | 0.05281 | 148 | 93 | 43 | 12 |
275 | So I finally one-upped that urban farmer who lives next door. | 1.4524 | 0.06435 | 126 | 86 | 23 | 17 |
276 | Yes, one medium pepperoni mushroom and a dozen side salads... | 1.4524 | 0.05192 | 168 | 109 | 42 | 17 |
277 | ...and I wonder why I'm single | 1.4522 | 0.05530 | 157 | 104 | 35 | 18 |
278 | But Dad, I have a job. | 1.4522 | 0.05455 | 157 | 103 | 37 | 17 |
279 | I think it's time for me to move to greener pastures. | 1.4521 | 0.05591 | 146 | 95 | 36 | 15 |
280 | ... and do you allow pets? | 1.4519 | 0.06106 | 135 | 91 | 27 | 17 |
281 | I couldn't sleep so we're watching a movie. | 1.4519 | 0.06284 | 135 | 93 | 23 | 19 |
282 | Yeah, I'm trying out this new “work from home” option | 1.4516 | 0.05731 | 155 | 105 | 30 | 20 |
283 | I think I’ve become their emotional support animal. | 1.4514 | 0.05294 | 175 | 117 | 37 | 21 |
284 | Yes, I slept just fine, but now I have a different problem. | 1.4514 | 0.05899 | 144 | 97 | 29 | 18 |
285 | Wait, so when you texted "Go Flock Yourself," that was a typo? | 1.4507 | 0.05791 | 142 | 94 | 32 | 16 |
286 | Hello, front desk? I'd like to request wake-up service. | 1.4506 | 0.05542 | 162 | 109 | 33 | 20 |
287 | Tell Bo-Peep we want small, unmarked bills. | 1.4503 | 0.05614 | 151 | 100 | 34 | 17 |
288 | Room service? I would like to order 15 Kale salads with no dressing. | 1.4500 | 0.05764 | 140 | 92 | 33 | 15 |
289 | No, not that kind of grass... | 1.4500 | 0.05523 | 160 | 107 | 34 | 19 |
290 | No, this is her brother Bob Peep; can I take a message? | 1.4500 | 0.05594 | 160 | 108 | 32 | 20 |
291 | Just wait until the cows come home. | 1.4500 | 0.05305 | 160 | 104 | 40 | 16 |
292 | I don’t know how many. I get to 10 and I’m out. | 1.4497 | 0.05030 | 169 | 108 | 46 | 15 |
293 | Yes..I'd like the shepherd's pie. For twelve. | 1.4491 | 0.05482 | 167 | 113 | 33 | 21 |
294 | I have a question about the new sleep app. | 1.4490 | 0.05886 | 147 | 100 | 28 | 19 |
295 | Yes, this is the Shepherd residence. | 1.4490 | 0.05807 | 147 | 99 | 30 | 18 |
296 | Me? I’m just at a gathering of Trump supporters. And what are you up to? | 1.4490 | 0.05965 | 147 | 101 | 26 | 20 |
297 | No problem. We're watching the Rams game. | 1.4489 | 0.05017 | 176 | 114 | 45 | 17 |
298 | Yeah. I started with dog-walking and things just kind of took off from there. | 1.4487 | 0.05554 | 156 | 104 | 34 | 18 |
299 | We’ve lost our way. | 1.4485 | 0.05532 | 165 | 112 | 32 | 21 |
300 | The lease only said no dogs. | 1.4483 | 0.05188 | 174 | 115 | 40 | 19 |
301 | I find it hard to relax because my work follows me everywhere." | 1.4474 | 0.05426 | 152 | 99 | 38 | 15 |
302 | I apologize, we'll take the stairs next time. | 1.4471 | 0.04937 | 170 | 108 | 48 | 14 |
303 | Nothing much — just watching a little EweTube. | 1.4468 | 0.05732 | 141 | 93 | 33 | 15 |
304 | I was skeptical at first, but I got to say, I'm really starting to enjoy this working from home thing. | 1.4468 | 0.05819 | 141 | 94 | 31 | 16 |
305 | I like the new gig, except when they ask me to take work home. | 1.4467 | 0.05639 | 150 | 100 | 33 | 17 |
306 | My lease said no cats or dogs | 1.4465 | 0.05401 | 159 | 105 | 37 | 17 |
307 | Tell Mr. Trump I have just arrived with a group of his most devoted supporters and we look forward to meeting him. | 1.4464 | 0.05456 | 168 | 114 | 33 | 21 |
308 | Apartment living really IS easier; I haven’t lost a single one. | 1.4460 | 0.05701 | 139 | 91 | 34 | 14 |
309 | I just want to inquire about how many comfort animals you allow me to take on my flight? | 1.4459 | 0.05300 | 157 | 102 | 40 | 15 |
310 | Another insomnia case? I'll be right there. | 1.4459 | 0.05672 | 157 | 107 | 30 | 20 |
311 | Front desk? I thought you said "CHEAP ROOM" . | 1.4459 | 0.05672 | 157 | 107 | 30 | 20 |
312 | The lease said no dogs,nothing about sheep. | 1.4459 | 0.05300 | 157 | 102 | 40 | 15 |
313 | $500 on the Rams. I have inside information. | 1.4459 | 0.05300 | 157 | 102 | 40 | 15 |
314 | So I decided I'll work from home today.. | 1.4458 | 0.05371 | 166 | 111 | 36 | 19 |
315 | I would tell you how many, but I might nod off. | 1.4458 | 0.05092 | 166 | 107 | 44 | 15 |
316 | Damned if it didn't work. I left them alone. They came home. | 1.4457 | 0.05165 | 175 | 116 | 40 | 19 |
317 | Not much. Brought some work home with me. | 1.4453 | 0.05474 | 137 | 87 | 39 | 11 |
318 | …yeah, the real trick is finding something they all want to watch. | 1.4452 | 0.05753 | 146 | 98 | 31 | 17 |
319 | I told the condo board I worked in commodities. | 1.4452 | 0.05426 | 155 | 102 | 37 | 16 |
320 | I'm not sure how many there are. Every time I try to count them, I fall asleep! | 1.4451 | 0.05399 | 173 | 118 | 33 | 22 |
321 | The Rams are up by 3 points; you wouldn't believe the tension in the room. | 1.4444 | 0.05237 | 153 | 98 | 42 | 13 |
322 | I'm not sure if it's from the counting or the tending, but I'm definitely sleeping better. | 1.4444 | 0.05070 | 153 | 96 | 46 | 11 |
323 | No, not "you", I said I have a problem with "ewes". | 1.4444 | 0.05642 | 144 | 95 | 34 | 15 |
324 | About how big is each dinner salad? | 1.4444 | 0.05742 | 162 | 113 | 26 | 23 |
325 | I'm working from home today. | 1.4438 | 0.05232 | 169 | 112 | 39 | 18 |
326 | The sheep didn't work Doc...couldn't I just take an Ambien? | 1.4438 | 0.05365 | 169 | 114 | 35 | 20 |
327 | I’d like to order twelve salads to go. | 1.4438 | 0.05301 | 160 | 105 | 39 | 16 |
328 | That's 11 large salads, hold the feta... | 1.4437 | 0.05609 | 151 | 101 | 33 | 17 |
329 | No, I said I could use more _sleep_. | 1.4432 | 0.04949 | 176 | 114 | 46 | 16 |
330 | Hi, I’m calling to reserve a ewe-haul. | 1.4432 | 0.05508 | 176 | 123 | 28 | 25 |
331 | That’s right — a large cheese pizza and a border collie. | 1.4430 | 0.05643 | 158 | 108 | 30 | 20 |
332 | It's honestly far superior to urban beekeeping. | 1.4430 | 0.05419 | 149 | 97 | 38 | 14 |
333 | Well, I told them the grass wasn’t always greener but they wanted to see for themselves. | 1.4430 | 0.05502 | 149 | 98 | 36 | 15 |
334 | This isn't working. I need to go back on Ambien. | 1.4425 | 0.05249 | 174 | 117 | 37 | 20 |
335 | I'm actually not sure how many I have, I keep dozing off around 10. | 1.4424 | 0.05595 | 165 | 114 | 29 | 22 |
336 | Yeah, I'm stuck spending the holiday with Trump supporters too. | 1.4424 | 0.05725 | 165 | 116 | 25 | 24 |
337 | No, no, Genie. I said I wanted a CHEAP apartment. | 1.4423 | 0.05697 | 156 | 107 | 29 | 20 |
338 | Hello, Tavern on the Green? I'd like to reserve just the Green for dinner tonight. | 1.4423 | 0.05399 | 156 | 103 | 37 | 16 |
339 | I know, I know -- gotta stop bringing my work home with me. | 1.4423 | 0.05001 | 156 | 98 | 47 | 11 |
340 | It always seemed unfair that I got to see where they live but they never got to see my place. | 1.4422 | 0.05386 | 147 | 95 | 39 | 13 |
341 | They’re my emotional support flock. | 1.4420 | 0.05728 | 138 | 91 | 33 | 14 |
342 | Can't. I'm watching the Rams play tonight. | 1.4419 | 0.05483 | 172 | 119 | 30 | 23 |
343 | I think sleeping pills may have been the more practical option. | 1.4416 | 0.05211 | 154 | 99 | 42 | 13 |
344 | That’s right, 3 fish tacos, a diet coke , and 50 bales of hay. | 1.4416 | 0.05527 | 154 | 103 | 34 | 17 |
345 | Every time I try to count them I fall asleep | 1.4414 | 0.05438 | 145 | 94 | 38 | 13 |
346 | Yes sir... yes sir. That is correct....two bags full | 1.4408 | 0.05422 | 152 | 100 | 37 | 15 |
347 | Actually, they let me work from home. | 1.4407 | 0.05304 | 177 | 121 | 34 | 22 |
348 | Sometimes you just get a sudden craving for twelve sheep, and I guess that's the danger of Amazon Prime | 1.4406 | 0.05840 | 143 | 97 | 29 | 17 |
349 | You never listen to me. I said I wasn't getting enough SLEEP. | 1.4403 | 0.05851 | 134 | 89 | 31 | 14 |
350 | Not as well as I'd hoped, actually. I'm going back on Ambien. | 1.4403 | 0.05685 | 159 | 110 | 28 | 21 |
351 | I counted, I slept, now what? | 1.4403 | 0.05323 | 159 | 105 | 38 | 16 |
352 | Yes, i placed the ad looking for a border collie who could work an elevator | 1.4400 | 0.05791 | 150 | 103 | 28 | 19 |
353 | Yes sir, yes sir, free shipping with three bags full | 1.4398 | 0.05299 | 166 | 111 | 37 | 18 |
354 | Turns out, it's much easier than walking dogs and I've never slept better. | 1.4395 | 0.05295 | 157 | 103 | 39 | 15 |
355 | That’s right, I’m working from home today. | 1.4393 | 0.05007 | 173 | 113 | 44 | 16 |
356 | Bo-Peep here. You wouldn’t believe where I found them. | 1.4392 | 0.05771 | 148 | 101 | 29 | 18 |
357 | What specific home owners regulation are you referring to ? | 1.4392 | 0.05358 | 148 | 96 | 39 | 13 |
358 | Please send up a Border Collie. | 1.4392 | 0.05183 | 148 | 94 | 43 | 11 |
359 | Nothing much, just at home watching Ewe-Tube | 1.4390 | 0.05346 | 164 | 110 | 36 | 18 |
360 | Fortunately, there was a sheepdog on the co-op's board - he voted us in. | 1.4390 | 0.05275 | 164 | 109 | 38 | 17 |
361 | I'm just watching the game with some other rams fans. | 1.4390 | 0.05484 | 164 | 112 | 32 | 20 |
362 | It's a lot easier now that I have my own place. | 1.4388 | 0.05510 | 139 | 90 | 37 | 12 |
363 | The good news is, I'm off the Ambien. | 1.4387 | 0.05723 | 155 | 107 | 28 | 20 |
364 | A hamburger, fries, and 12 bales of clover. | 1.4384 | 0.05141 | 146 | 92 | 44 | 10 |
365 | Yes, doctor, I already tried that. Will you PLEASE just renew my Ambien prescription? | 1.4384 | 0.05665 | 146 | 98 | 32 | 16 |
366 | Fine so far, the escalator was a bit of a problem. | 1.4383 | 0.05102 | 162 | 105 | 43 | 14 |
367 | You said no dogs. | 1.4383 | 0.05394 | 162 | 109 | 35 | 18 |
368 | Yes, I read the lease, but technically sheep aren’t pets. | 1.4383 | 0.05026 | 162 | 104 | 45 | 13 |
369 | Your profile mentions knitting as a hobby? | 1.4380 | 0.05848 | 137 | 92 | 30 | 15 |
370 | Hi, Bo Peep? I have them. | 1.4380 | 0.05939 | 137 | 93 | 28 | 16 |
371 | It's a little less space than we're used to. | 1.4380 | 0.05566 | 137 | 89 | 36 | 12 |
372 | Yes, I think I'm highly qualified to be head of the GOP. | 1.4375 | 0.05793 | 160 | 113 | 24 | 23 |
373 | Just chillin'. Watching the Rams game. | 1.4375 | 0.05281 | 144 | 92 | 41 | 11 |
374 | ... yeah, they all wanted to watch the Rams, so I just brought them back to my place. | 1.4370 | 0.05624 | 135 | 88 | 35 | 12 |
375 | Hello? Rent-a-Border-Collie? | 1.4362 | 0.05414 | 149 | 98 | 37 | 14 |
376 | I requested new sheets. | 1.4362 | 0.05660 | 149 | 101 | 31 | 17 |
377 | I left them alone and they came home, just like you said. Now what? | 1.4359 | 0.05470 | 156 | 105 | 34 | 17 |
378 | No, that's it, just the one case of mint jelly. | 1.4358 | 0.04948 | 179 | 118 | 44 | 17 |
379 | Well, first we moved to greener pastures, and it just sort of snowballed from there... | 1.4357 | 0.05930 | 140 | 96 | 27 | 17 |
380 | I don't know how many. I keep falling asleep when I count. | 1.4354 | 0.05717 | 147 | 100 | 30 | 17 |
381 | Yep, I took them to the zoo. And tomorrow we’re seeing Hamilton. | 1.4354 | 0.05634 | 147 | 99 | 32 | 16 |
382 | Cannabis hotline?...how long does it take for edibles to wear off? | 1.4353 | 0.05400 | 170 | 117 | 32 | 21 |
383 | Sure I’m falling asleep faster, but what do I do with them during the day? | 1.4353 | 0.05336 | 170 | 116 | 34 | 20 |
384 | You know it's the same old bah, bah, bah. How about you? | 1.4353 | 0.05203 | 170 | 114 | 38 | 18 |
385 | The wolf of Wall Street? I've got the deal of the decade here for you. | 1.4351 | 0.05846 | 131 | 87 | 31 | 13 |
386 | It's 2018, of course I can work from home. | 1.4351 | 0.05894 | 154 | 109 | 23 | 22 |
387 | Are you saying one of these has to be a wolf? | 1.4351 | 0.05598 | 154 | 105 | 31 | 18 |
388 | Mom, I need you to understand. If I can make it here, I can make it anywhere. | 1.4348 | 0.06081 | 138 | 96 | 24 | 18 |
389 | Well, it depends on how you define "free-range" | 1.4348 | 0.05197 | 161 | 106 | 40 | 15 |
390 | And then I heard about vertical farming. | 1.4348 | 0.05629 | 138 | 91 | 34 | 13 |
391 | I was tired of herding cats. | 1.4343 | 0.05028 | 175 | 116 | 42 | 17 |
392 | Trouble falling asleep? Hmm. Ok. How many would you like? | 1.4342 | 0.05575 | 152 | 103 | 32 | 17 |
393 | Well, if this doesn't cure my insomnia, I don't know what will. | 1.4340 | 0.05393 | 159 | 107 | 35 | 17 |
394 | Yeah, I found ‘em. They got a nice, little sub-let in Queens. | 1.4340 | 0.05538 | 159 | 109 | 31 | 19 |
395 | I hate it when work follows me home. | 1.4340 | 0.05089 | 159 | 103 | 43 | 13 |
396 | Bo Peep? Little Boy Blue here. I found them. | 1.4340 | 0.05680 | 159 | 111 | 27 | 21 |
397 | OK--so I've counted them. Now what?? | 1.4340 | 0.05089 | 159 | 103 | 43 | 13 |
398 | I must have nodded off again. | 1.4338 | 0.05783 | 136 | 91 | 31 | 14 |
399 | But *everyone* works from home now. | 1.4338 | 0.05877 | 136 | 92 | 29 | 15 |
400 | What is your policy on emotional support herds? | 1.4337 | 0.05154 | 166 | 110 | 40 | 16 |
401 | Yes, that's right: twelve bushels of hay, a burger and a shake." | 1.4337 | 0.05225 | 166 | 111 | 38 | 17 |
402 | Dog walking was nowhere near this complicated | 1.4336 | 0.05575 | 143 | 95 | 34 | 14 |
403 | Yes, I counted them. | 1.4333 | 0.05863 | 150 | 105 | 25 | 20 |
404 | Who knew so many people in Manhattan needed a sheepwalker? | 1.4331 | 0.05591 | 157 | 108 | 30 | 19 |
405 | I’m not sure if this work from home thing is sustainable. | 1.4331 | 0.05213 | 157 | 103 | 40 | 14 |
406 | I give up sweetheart- bring my sleeping pills. | 1.4331 | 0.05663 | 157 | 109 | 28 | 20 |
407 | I got the shepard's hook, the outfit, and the sheep, and we're waiting in your apartment -- where are you? | 1.4331 | 0.05290 | 157 | 104 | 38 | 15 |
408 | I unfriended them but they’re still following me! | 1.4331 | 0.05213 | 157 | 103 | 40 | 14 |
409 | No, plural. | 1.4329 | 0.05479 | 164 | 113 | 31 | 20 |
410 | What do you mean, try Ambien? | 1.4324 | 0.04707 | 185 | 120 | 50 | 15 |
411 | I had to work from home today. | 1.4324 | 0.05266 | 148 | 96 | 40 | 12 |
412 | Of course the rug is Nylon. Do you think I want to upset them?” | 1.4323 | 0.05417 | 155 | 104 | 35 | 16 |
413 | Just tending the flock. What are you doing? | 1.4317 | 0.05870 | 139 | 95 | 28 | 16 |
414 | That's right, a pair of wool shears, and 20 cases of carpet stain remover. | 1.4315 | 0.05660 | 146 | 99 | 31 | 16 |
415 | Look Buster! We came all the way to New York for the nativity scene gig. | 1.4315 | 0.05404 | 146 | 96 | 37 | 13 |
416 | They calmed down once I turned off Wolf Blitzer. | 1.4314 | 0.05389 | 153 | 102 | 36 | 15 |
417 | I just feel like my work follows me home" | 1.4314 | 0.05623 | 153 | 105 | 30 | 18 |
418 | Yes, could I have the number of the little boy that lives down the lane? | 1.4311 | 0.05130 | 167 | 111 | 40 | 16 |
419 | He can't fall asleep? I'll be right there! | 1.4308 | 0.05668 | 130 | 85 | 34 | 11 |
420 | Yes, cancel the Ambien prescription. I'm going to try a natural approach. | 1.4304 | 0.05489 | 158 | 108 | 32 | 18 |
421 | Actually, I work from home. | 1.4303 | 0.05452 | 165 | 114 | 31 | 20 |
422 | Oh nothing, just watching the Rams. | 1.4295 | 0.05574 | 149 | 101 | 32 | 16 |
423 | Why me? Because everyone else in the Department of Agriculture was fired. | 1.4295 | 0.05409 | 149 | 99 | 36 | 14 |
424 | I thought, For a change, Why don't I just follow them? | 1.4295 | 0.05574 | 149 | 101 | 32 | 16 |
425 | I brought some work home with me. | 1.4295 | 0.05574 | 149 | 101 | 32 | 16 |
426 | We're just hanging out and watching the Rams game. | 1.4295 | 0.05389 | 156 | 105 | 35 | 16 |
427 | They said that I could work from home. | 1.4295 | 0.05465 | 156 | 106 | 33 | 17 |
428 | Yeah, there are fewer side effects than Ambien, but I don't know if the upkeep is worth it. | 1.4294 | 0.05292 | 163 | 110 | 36 | 17 |
429 | I told you I was working from home today. | 1.4294 | 0.05502 | 163 | 113 | 30 | 20 |
430 | Mom, plenty of people work from home. | 1.4293 | 0.04777 | 191 | 127 | 46 | 18 |
431 | No, no, no. Sheets...I need extra SHEETS | 1.4286 | 0.05192 | 161 | 107 | 39 | 15 |
432 | House sitting at Bo-Peep's place. You? | 1.4286 | 0.05281 | 154 | 102 | 38 | 14 |
433 | Bo? It’s me. Have you lost anything? | 1.4286 | 0.05517 | 154 | 105 | 32 | 17 |
434 | Nothing, it’s just the TV. | 1.4286 | 0.05792 | 147 | 102 | 27 | 18 |
435 | What's that? You can't sleep? OK we'll be right over. | 1.4286 | 0.05106 | 168 | 112 | 40 | 16 |
436 | I said, "I can't SLEEP without a fresh set of SHEETS!" | 1.4277 | 0.05196 | 173 | 118 | 36 | 19 |
437 | Somehow I thought moving to the city would be a bigger change. | 1.4277 | 0.05324 | 173 | 120 | 32 | 21 |
438 | Can't sleep? Come on over. | 1.4277 | 0.05006 | 166 | 109 | 43 | 14 |
439 | Ok guys, NYPD says the wolf is in custody! | 1.4277 | 0.05078 | 166 | 110 | 41 | 15 |
440 | Sendup a burger, french fries. and 12 salads, hold the dressing. | 1.4277 | 0.05083 | 159 | 104 | 42 | 13 |
441 | They just followed me here. You know what they're like. | 1.4277 | 0.05461 | 159 | 109 | 32 | 18 |
442 | Hey man, got any grass? | 1.4277 | 0.05533 | 159 | 110 | 30 | 19 |
443 | Yes, I'm their emotional support animal. | 1.4276 | 0.05570 | 152 | 104 | 31 | 17 |
444 | Friday is work from home day. | 1.4276 | 0.05330 | 152 | 101 | 37 | 14 |
445 | Yeah, I'm working from home today. | 1.4276 | 0.05851 | 145 | 101 | 26 | 18 |
446 | On Fridays the ranch lets me work from home. | 1.4268 | 0.05512 | 157 | 108 | 31 | 18 |
447 | They won't let me put on Fox. | 1.4267 | 0.05934 | 150 | 107 | 22 | 21 |
448 | But can you describe the sheep you lost? | 1.4260 | 0.05151 | 169 | 114 | 38 | 17 |
449 | I'm looking for a sheep dog that is not afraid of heights | 1.4260 | 0.05151 | 169 | 114 | 38 | 17 |
450 | Yeah it’s inconvenient but I’ve been sleeping great. | 1.4259 | 0.05240 | 162 | 109 | 37 | 16 |
451 | Mary's at her yoga class. Can I take a message? | 1.4259 | 0.05166 | 162 | 108 | 39 | 15 |
452 | No--so far they've been holding it in | 1.4259 | 0.05166 | 162 | 108 | 39 | 15 |
453 | Yeah. I found them. We're here at the Trump Tower. | 1.4258 | 0.05857 | 155 | 111 | 22 | 22 |
454 | I'm shepherding from home today. | 1.4258 | 0.05333 | 155 | 104 | 36 | 15 |
455 | Nothing much How are the cows | 1.4257 | 0.05171 | 148 | 96 | 41 | 11 |
456 | Not sure how many now. I tend to nod off when I try to count them. | 1.4257 | 0.05431 | 148 | 99 | 35 | 14 |
457 | But on the positive side, I'm sleeping better. | 1.4255 | 0.05715 | 141 | 96 | 30 | 15 |
458 | You were right Mother. I left them alone and they came home. | 1.4254 | 0.05543 | 134 | 88 | 35 | 11 |
459 | Yes, a cheeseburger medium rare, a glass of scotch, and 45 pounds of clover” | 1.4253 | 0.04909 | 174 | 115 | 44 | 15 |
460 | No, I'm not sick. Just working from home today. | 1.4250 | 0.05433 | 160 | 110 | 32 | 18 |
461 | Hello, Is this the wolf of Wall Street? | 1.4248 | 0.05693 | 153 | 107 | 27 | 19 |
462 | You have the wrong number; this is the lamblord, not landlord. | 1.4248 | 0.05221 | 153 | 101 | 39 | 13 |
463 | Oh, ya know,mostly ....just tending to things. | 1.4247 | 0.05397 | 146 | 97 | 36 | 13 |
464 | Yes Mr. President your followers are assembled as you directed. | 1.4247 | 0.05654 | 146 | 100 | 30 | 16 |
465 | Turns out there’s not much of a market for sheep in the city that never sleeps. | 1.4247 | 0.05219 | 146 | 95 | 40 | 11 |
466 | I must have misheard her. Apparently she said "Go to room 514 if you wanna flock." | 1.4242 | 0.05515 | 165 | 116 | 28 | 21 |
467 | Just to give you the heads up, I'll be working from home today. | 1.4242 | 0.05601 | 132 | 87 | 34 | 11 |
468 | I actually think I'm more productive when I work from home | 1.4242 | 0.05024 | 165 | 109 | 42 | 14 |
469 | I'd like to switch back to Ambien, please. | 1.4241 | 0.05334 | 158 | 107 | 35 | 16 |
470 | They said I have to pay extra for roaming | 1.4238 | 0.05514 | 151 | 103 | 32 | 16 |
471 | You'll have to ask one of the other shepherds. I'm working from home today, | 1.4238 | 0.05514 | 151 | 103 | 32 | 16 |
472 | Listen, Peep, you'll get your sheep when I get my cash. | 1.4233 | 0.05286 | 163 | 111 | 35 | 17 |
473 | You never want to come over anymore. It's the cane, isn't it? | 1.4233 | 0.05428 | 163 | 113 | 31 | 19 |
474 | Bo? Found ‘em. | 1.4231 | 0.05306 | 156 | 105 | 36 | 15 |
475 | Oh, and I've been sleeping great. | 1.4231 | 0.05867 | 130 | 88 | 29 | 13 |
476 | How should I know? Every time I try to count them, I doze off. | 1.4231 | 0.05383 | 156 | 106 | 34 | 16 |
477 | No, that's the problem. They all think for themselves. | 1.4231 | 0.06165 | 130 | 91 | 23 | 16 |
478 | Yeah,we're working from home today. Try calling our field office. | 1.4228 | 0.05402 | 149 | 100 | 35 | 14 |
479 | ...and thirty side salads. | 1.4225 | 0.05770 | 142 | 98 | 28 | 16 |
480 | Siri, call wolf. | 1.4224 | 0.05617 | 161 | 114 | 26 | 21 |
481 | Yeah...they let me work at home two days a week, and I'm in the field the other three. | 1.4224 | 0.05260 | 161 | 109 | 36 | 16 |
482 | It didn't work; better send up some Ambien. | 1.4224 | 0.05334 | 161 | 110 | 34 | 17 |
483 | That whole follow the star of Bethlehem thing didn't work. I ended up in downtown Cleveland. | 1.4221 | 0.05588 | 154 | 107 | 29 | 18 |
484 | Haven't slept in a week? My associates and I will be right over. | 1.4221 | 0.05588 | 154 | 107 | 29 | 18 |
485 | Send more sheep...I'm still awake! | 1.4221 | 0.05028 | 154 | 100 | 43 | 11 |
486 | Well, we got kicked out of Botanical Garden today, otherwise the trip's been great. | 1.4221 | 0.05355 | 154 | 104 | 35 | 15 |
487 | Room service? I need grass, a lot of grass- no, no,not pot. | 1.4218 | 0.05623 | 147 | 101 | 30 | 16 |
488 | Yeah, I'm back in the city, but I brought some work home with me. | 1.4218 | 0.05192 | 147 | 96 | 40 | 11 |
489 | I was tired of being sheepless in Seattle. | 1.4217 | 0.05215 | 166 | 113 | 36 | 17 |
490 | Just let her know I found them. | 1.4217 | 0.05421 | 166 | 116 | 30 | 20 |
491 | No, it's ok, I can talk. Just wrapping up a staff meeting. | 1.4214 | 0.05078 | 159 | 105 | 41 | 13 |
492 | Insomnia in room 34? I'm on it. | 1.4214 | 0.05455 | 159 | 110 | 31 | 18 |
493 | On Fridays I shepherd from home. | 1.4211 | 0.05564 | 152 | 105 | 30 | 17 |
494 | About that lawn mowing job? | 1.4211 | 0.05158 | 152 | 100 | 40 | 12 |
495 | Me? Not much. Watching some EweTube. | 1.4207 | 0.05401 | 164 | 114 | 31 | 19 |
496 | Remember? Fridays I work from home. | 1.4207 | 0.05537 | 164 | 116 | 27 | 21 |
497 | ...I got to 12, fell asleep, and in the morning they were still here. | 1.4207 | 0.05401 | 164 | 114 | 31 | 19 |
498 | Great news, we just signed a long term contract with the sleep clinic. | 1.4207 | 0.05116 | 164 | 110 | 39 | 15 |
499 | Sure, you can try the sleep meditation app; but we're here in the building. We can be there in ten minutes. | 1.4207 | 0.05679 | 145 | 100 | 29 | 16 |
500 | The price was right and there's a garden on the roof." | 1.4204 | 0.05042 | 157 | 103 | 42 | 12 |
501 | Predictably, they just want to see Times Square | 1.4204 | 0.05356 | 157 | 107 | 34 | 16 |
502 | I thought you said get the flock back to the apartment and bring the staff. | 1.4204 | 0.05506 | 157 | 109 | 30 | 18 |
503 | I thought you said this would help me sleep. | 1.4200 | 0.05290 | 150 | 100 | 37 | 13 |
504 | Bo, you left some of your stuff at my place... | 1.4200 | 0.05374 | 150 | 101 | 35 | 14 |
505 | Fourteen. How many did you get? | 1.4199 | 0.04833 | 181 | 121 | 44 | 16 |
506 | Do you have outdoor seating? | 1.4198 | 0.04933 | 162 | 106 | 44 | 12 |
507 | Quiet guys, it’s our agent about the Rockefeller Center Nativity | 1.4196 | 0.05562 | 143 | 97 | 32 | 14 |
508 | A rack of lamb medium rare; but could you deliver them in an unmarked container | 1.4195 | 0.05037 | 174 | 118 | 39 | 17 |
509 | I don't hear it. Must be on your end. | 1.4194 | 0.05558 | 155 | 108 | 29 | 18 |
510 | He’s still awake? Sure, I can send another herd, but these are my best jumpers and that’s overtime plus time and a half. | 1.4189 | 0.05509 | 148 | 101 | 32 | 15 |
511 | We're just going to watch the herding dog competition and then have a snack in central park. | 1.4187 | 0.04813 | 160 | 103 | 47 | 10 |
512 | Nope, I'm working from home today. | 1.4184 | 0.05527 | 141 | 95 | 33 | 13 |
513 | No. I tried it. I still can't sleep. | 1.4184 | 0.05708 | 141 | 97 | 29 | 15 |
514 | Yeah I’m not feeling great. I thought I’d work from home today. | 1.4183 | 0.05131 | 153 | 101 | 40 | 12 |
515 | They said pets were okay. | 1.4183 | 0.05377 | 153 | 104 | 34 | 15 |
516 | They're not lost they're having a sheep over | 1.4183 | 0.05456 | 153 | 105 | 32 | 16 |
517 | "You have 24 hours to come with the ransom, Ms. Bo-Peep " | 1.4182 | 0.05305 | 165 | 114 | 33 | 18 |
518 | Your ad for a private Peep Show was totally misleading. | 1.4181 | 0.05038 | 177 | 121 | 38 | 18 |
519 | Yeah, I'll be working from home today. | 1.4178 | 0.05812 | 146 | 103 | 25 | 18 |
520 | Nothing much--just been catching up on my sheep. | 1.4178 | 0.05212 | 146 | 96 | 39 | 11 |
521 | Sorry mom the job options are pretty limited when you have a degree in biblical studies... | 1.4177 | 0.05252 | 158 | 107 | 36 | 15 |
522 | I did. Twelve. | 1.4173 | 0.05583 | 139 | 94 | 32 | 13 |
523 | My border collie is on vacation. The temp service sent me a bichon frise who keeps herding us to the upper west side. | 1.4173 | 0.06118 | 139 | 100 | 20 | 19 |
524 | Okay, play date in Central Park. We'll met you there. | 1.4172 | 0.05427 | 151 | 103 | 33 | 15 |
525 | Working from home, why? | 1.4167 | 0.05789 | 144 | 101 | 26 | 17 |
526 | Yes, well they’re as confused as I am. | 1.4167 | 0.05159 | 180 | 126 | 33 | 21 |
527 | I don't know. I fall asleep every time I try to count them. | 1.4167 | 0.05221 | 156 | 105 | 37 | 14 |
528 | No, I said I wanted a room where I could get a ton of SLEEP. | 1.4167 | 0.05618 | 144 | 99 | 30 | 15 |
529 | I said, I wanted a room with a view...not a room full of ewes. | 1.4167 | 0.05233 | 168 | 116 | 34 | 18 |
530 | I think I misunderstood how Pay Per Ewe works. | 1.4161 | 0.05471 | 161 | 113 | 29 | 19 |
531 | I'm going to be working from home today. | 1.4161 | 0.05479 | 149 | 102 | 32 | 15 |
532 | He was already asleep when we got here. Do we still get paid? | 1.4161 | 0.05642 | 149 | 104 | 28 | 17 |
533 | Will someone be a lamb and get me a beer? | 1.4161 | 0.05479 | 149 | 102 | 32 | 15 |
534 | QVC...I'd like to order a border collie. | 1.4161 | 0.05479 | 149 | 102 | 32 | 15 |
535 | We've got nativity scenes in all five boroughs. | 1.4161 | 0.05919 | 137 | 96 | 25 | 16 |
536 | Room service, I'd like to order the L-A-M-B chops. | 1.4161 | 0.05828 | 137 | 95 | 27 | 15 |
537 | I’ve started working from home. | 1.4160 | 0.05813 | 125 | 84 | 30 | 11 |
538 | Bo's not here. I'm just the sitter. | 1.4157 | 0.04887 | 178 | 120 | 42 | 16 |
539 | On reflection, there were probably more practical sleeping-aids on the market. | 1.4157 | 0.05279 | 166 | 115 | 33 | 18 |
540 | Okay, tonight I'll try melatonin instead. | 1.4156 | 0.05349 | 154 | 105 | 34 | 15 |
541 | I thought you said “go home and get some sheep” | 1.4156 | 0.05427 | 154 | 106 | 32 | 16 |
542 | Now the only thing lost is the remote. | 1.4156 | 0.05269 | 154 | 104 | 36 | 14 |
543 | The pay isn't great, but they let me work from home. | 1.4154 | 0.05437 | 130 | 85 | 36 | 9 |
544 | I told the hotel I had some emotional support animals | 1.4153 | 0.04914 | 183 | 125 | 40 | 18 |
545 | Can’t talk now, I’m at my sleep therapy session. | 1.4151 | 0.05071 | 159 | 106 | 40 | 13 |
546 | Can I call you later? I’m about to take a nap. | 1.4151 | 0.05376 | 159 | 110 | 32 | 17 |
547 | Room service? Yes, hello Gwynneth, when I asked for a sleep aid,I had something a little different in mind. | 1.4151 | 0.05449 | 159 | 111 | 30 | 18 |
548 | Urban farming sounded a lot more glamorous than it is. | 1.4150 | 0.05698 | 147 | 103 | 27 | 17 |
549 | It takes “farm to table” to a whole new level. | 1.4150 | 0.05184 | 147 | 97 | 39 | 11 |
550 | They were here when I woke up. | 1.4148 | 0.04991 | 176 | 120 | 39 | 17 |
551 | We used to be abiding in the fields, but then I found out that calling them "emotional support sheep" would get us into a hotel. | 1.4144 | 0.05254 | 181 | 129 | 29 | 23 |
552 | Hello concierge, I’d like to know more about “farm to table” dining...? | 1.4143 | 0.05910 | 140 | 99 | 24 | 17 |
553 | Yes, the sheep are watching Fox News again. | 1.4142 | 0.05275 | 169 | 118 | 32 | 19 |
554 | I'd like the unlimited roaming bundle. | 1.4142 | 0.05140 | 169 | 116 | 36 | 17 |
555 | ...one turkey club...and thirty-seven sides of kale... | 1.4142 | 0.05001 | 169 | 114 | 40 | 15 |
556 | The condo board's gonna change their minds when they each get three bags full! | 1.4140 | 0.05425 | 157 | 109 | 31 | 17 |
557 | It's sleep you idiot, I need lots of SLEEP. | 1.4140 | 0.05425 | 157 | 109 | 31 | 17 |
558 | Yes, we can do the lawn and provide organic fertilizer all at the same time. | 1.4140 | 0.05195 | 157 | 106 | 37 | 14 |
559 | Maybe moving my business to the city wasn’t such a good idea. | 1.4138 | 0.05140 | 145 | 95 | 40 | 10 |
560 | Can you believe it? My landlord made me get rid of my sheep dog. | 1.4138 | 0.05351 | 174 | 124 | 28 | 22 |
561 | But now that's it morning, what do I do with them? | 1.4138 | 0.05672 | 145 | 101 | 28 | 16 |
562 | Thanks, but I think we're gonna stay in and watch the Rams game. | 1.4138 | 0.05756 | 145 | 102 | 26 | 17 |
563 | Mom, this whole 'urban farming' thing just isn't working out for me. | 1.4138 | 0.04760 | 174 | 115 | 46 | 13 |
564 | I’m the only one here rooting for the Rams. | 1.4136 | 0.05373 | 162 | 113 | 31 | 18 |
565 | Hi, it’s Bo, I’m not feeling well and will be working from home today... | 1.4136 | 0.05373 | 162 | 113 | 31 | 18 |
566 | Not much. Just waitin' for the Rams game to start. | 1.4133 | 0.05367 | 150 | 102 | 34 | 14 |
567 | It's called urban farming, Linda. | 1.4133 | 0.05197 | 150 | 100 | 38 | 12 |
568 | room service? one continental breakfast and a border collie | 1.4133 | 0.05531 | 150 | 104 | 30 | 16 |
569 | No, I'm still awake. I think they have to be jumping over a fence. | 1.4132 | 0.04971 | 167 | 112 | 41 | 14 |
570 | Siri, where is the meadow? | 1.4132 | 0.05184 | 167 | 115 | 35 | 17 |
571 | Don’t worry Mary. She’s here | 1.4132 | 0.05184 | 167 | 115 | 35 | 17 |
572 | I'm telling you, Herb, if you start watching the knitting channel you'll go all in like I did. | 1.4132 | 0.04823 | 167 | 110 | 45 | 12 |
573 | Yeah, this is the last time I order a merino sweater from the DIY network. | 1.4128 | 0.05140 | 172 | 119 | 35 | 18 |
574 | Listen up, Bo Peep. You get me ten grand in unmarked bills by noon tomorrow or they're all mutton, Got t? | 1.4126 | 0.05899 | 143 | 102 | 23 | 18 |
575 | Well, how do you feel about pets? Would that be a deal breaker? | 1.4126 | 0.05282 | 143 | 95 | 37 | 11 |
576 | They don’t miss the coyotes, of course. But they do find the wool carpets kinda creepy. | 1.4126 | 0.05815 | 143 | 101 | 25 | 17 |
577 | Sorry, I can’t talk right now. I’m watching Silence of the Lambs. | 1.4125 | 0.05349 | 160 | 111 | 32 | 17 |
578 | It takes four dogs to get them all in the same subway car. | 1.4125 | 0.04967 | 160 | 106 | 42 | 12 |
579 | Yes ma’am. An actual wolf is at my door. | 1.4125 | 0.05494 | 160 | 113 | 28 | 19 |
580 | It's chaos here because the building doesn't allow dogs. | 1.4125 | 0.05123 | 160 | 108 | 38 | 14 |
581 | No, this is Moe Peep. | 1.4122 | 0.05667 | 148 | 104 | 27 | 17 |
582 | Bob thanks, counting sheep did help me sleep last night, but what do I do with them during the day...? | 1.4122 | 0.05502 | 148 | 102 | 31 | 15 |
583 | I don't know how many there are. I'm trying to stay awake. | 1.4121 | 0.05299 | 165 | 115 | 32 | 18 |
584 | No, no, no. I don't sell them - I'm a sheep hoarder. | 1.4118 | 0.05370 | 136 | 90 | 36 | 10 |
585 | Room service? I'd like the shepherd's pie, please. | 1.4118 | 0.05605 | 153 | 108 | 27 | 18 |
586 | City that Never Sleeps, eh? We'll see about that. | 1.4114 | 0.05397 | 158 | 110 | 31 | 17 |
587 | No, I asked Alexa for a cheap wall clock, not a sheep wool flock. | 1.4114 | 0.05397 | 158 | 110 | 31 | 17 |
588 | Me? Oh, not much, mostly staring out my window and gathering wool" | 1.4114 | 0.05397 | 158 | 110 | 31 | 17 |
589 | I think you'll find I do have plenty of followers. | 1.4110 | 0.05556 | 146 | 101 | 30 | 15 |
590 | Yes, that’s right. I’m holding for Ms. Peep. | 1.4110 | 0.05470 | 146 | 100 | 32 | 14 |
591 | I don't get out as much since I've been working from home. | 1.4110 | 0.05470 | 146 | 100 | 32 | 14 |
592 | Is the rooftop open for grazing? | 1.4107 | 0.05089 | 168 | 115 | 37 | 16 |
593 | The landlord has no say. They’re licensed as Service Sheep. | 1.4106 | 0.05581 | 151 | 106 | 28 | 17 |
594 | Nothing, really. Just hanging with my Peeps. | 1.4106 | 0.05420 | 151 | 104 | 32 | 15 |
595 | I fell asleep counting sheep and when I woke up they're still here | 1.4106 | 0.05420 | 151 | 104 | 32 | 15 |
596 | Well, I've seen New York. Now I'd just like to get the flock outta here. | 1.4104 | 0.05918 | 134 | 94 | 25 | 15 |
597 | Good news, Bo. | 1.4104 | 0.05049 | 173 | 119 | 37 | 17 |
598 | I guess you were right, Mom. Some job-skills just don't transfer well to an urban environment. | 1.4103 | 0.05134 | 156 | 105 | 38 | 13 |
599 | They wanted to see "Silence of the Lambs" | 1.4103 | 0.05447 | 156 | 109 | 30 | 17 |
600 | For this afternoon, we have four votes for the Guggenheim and nine votes for Central Park. | 1.4103 | 0.05447 | 156 | 109 | 30 | 17 |
601 | Yes, I took the sleeping pills, but they're still here. | 1.4103 | 0.05293 | 156 | 107 | 34 | 15 |
602 | I invited some friends over to watch the Rams' game. | 1.4103 | 0.05214 | 156 | 106 | 36 | 14 |
603 | And the worst part is they only want to watch animal planet. | 1.4103 | 0.04887 | 156 | 102 | 44 | 10 |
604 | Oh, hey...Bo! Yep, it was my day to pick them up. Sorry about the confusion. | 1.4103 | 0.05447 | 156 | 109 | 30 | 17 |
605 | If you don't mind I'm going to work from home today. | 1.4097 | 0.05253 | 144 | 96 | 37 | 11 |
606 | Leave your message when you hear the bleat. | 1.4096 | 0.04988 | 166 | 112 | 40 | 14 |
607 | They couldn't sleep either, so we are all watching TV in your condo. | 1.4094 | 0.05388 | 149 | 102 | 33 | 14 |
608 | No, I said send them to my work address | 1.4094 | 0.05091 | 171 | 118 | 36 | 17 |
609 | Yeah, sometimes I tend to take work home with me. | 1.4091 | 0.05261 | 154 | 105 | 35 | 14 |
610 | Hello, room service? Send up one vodka martini and eleven shots of wheatgrass. | 1.4091 | 0.05098 | 154 | 103 | 39 | 12 |
611 | You're underpricing the sweaters. This wool was raised on Park Ave. | 1.4091 | 0.05420 | 154 | 107 | 31 | 16 |
612 | They are Emotional Support Animals: I count them to fall asleep. | 1.4088 | 0.05443 | 159 | 112 | 29 | 18 |
613 | Ms. Peep? I can tell you where to find them. | 1.4088 | 0.05443 | 159 | 112 | 29 | 18 |
614 | Oh, nothing really...just watching EweTube. | 1.4088 | 0.05820 | 137 | 96 | 26 | 15 |
615 | Yes, so I've received the sheep but I'm calling in regard to the goats. | 1.4085 | 0.05667 | 142 | 99 | 28 | 15 |
616 | Yeah, I decided to work from home today. | 1.4083 | 0.04924 | 169 | 114 | 41 | 14 |
617 | Yeah, I’m working from home today, why? | 1.4083 | 0.05336 | 169 | 120 | 29 | 20 |
618 | Listen Peep, if you ever want to see them again, be at the barn at midnight. | 1.4080 | 0.06435 | 125 | 91 | 17 | 17 |
619 | Please leave your message after the bleat. | 1.4079 | 0.05471 | 152 | 106 | 30 | 16 |
620 | Good Shepherd House Sitting, may I help you? | 1.4079 | 0.05628 | 152 | 108 | 26 | 18 |
621 | I don't know how many there are. Every time I try counting them I fall asleep! | 1.4079 | 0.05550 | 152 | 107 | 28 | 17 |
622 | Miss Peep? I have some good news. | 1.4079 | 0.05391 | 152 | 105 | 32 | 15 |
623 | No. They wouldn’t let me into Central Park without a roll of plastic baggies. | 1.4079 | 0.05310 | 152 | 104 | 34 | 14 |
624 | I know the lease specifies no pets; these are clients. | 1.4076 | 0.05266 | 157 | 108 | 34 | 15 |
625 | In the long run it's cheaper than Ambien. | 1.4076 | 0.05188 | 157 | 107 | 36 | 14 |
626 | They found me. | 1.4076 | 0.05108 | 157 | 106 | 38 | 13 |
627 | Yes, Bo's going to be fine. It's just a staff infection. | 1.4076 | 0.05343 | 157 | 109 | 32 | 16 |
628 | Clearly I misunderstood, insomnia is now the least of my problems. | 1.4074 | 0.05222 | 162 | 112 | 34 | 16 |
629 | No, I won't say "sheep-sitter" three times. | 1.4074 | 0.05437 | 162 | 115 | 28 | 19 |
630 | I had to accept the fact I was done herding cats. | 1.4072 | 0.05315 | 167 | 118 | 30 | 19 |
631 | It’s going to have to wait, Melania. I’m meeting with my base. | 1.4071 | 0.05635 | 140 | 97 | 29 | 14 |
632 | I hate bringing work home. | 1.4070 | 0.04999 | 172 | 118 | 38 | 16 |
633 | No, I asked for free shipping. | 1.4070 | 0.05134 | 172 | 120 | 34 | 18 |
634 | Uh Oh, I thought your message said get some sheep tonight. | 1.4069 | 0.05315 | 145 | 98 | 35 | 12 |
635 | Hi Doc, on second thought I think I’ll go with the Melatonin. | 1.4069 | 0.05405 | 145 | 99 | 33 | 13 |
636 | Yes, this is Natural Sleep Aids. How may I help you? | 1.4069 | 0.05579 | 145 | 101 | 29 | 15 |
637 | No, it didn’t help counting them. Now what? | 1.4069 | 0.05831 | 145 | 104 | 23 | 18 |
638 | I ordered grass. Why do you keep calling it weed? | 1.4067 | 0.05524 | 150 | 105 | 29 | 16 |
639 | Hello Seattle, are you sheepless? | 1.4065 | 0.05469 | 155 | 109 | 29 | 17 |
640 | I counted them before bed, but they were still here when I woke up. | 1.4062 | 0.05116 | 160 | 109 | 37 | 14 |
641 | Ok, I'm awake. Now what do I do with them? | 1.4059 | 0.05109 | 170 | 118 | 35 | 17 |
642 | Yes, clear my schedule, I´m working from home today. | 1.4058 | 0.05693 | 138 | 96 | 28 | 14 |
643 | You would like to order three bags full, no problem. | 1.4056 | 0.05457 | 143 | 98 | 32 | 13 |
644 | Hi, yes, my name is Jerod Hanson, and my order number is 867329. Well, it seems we have a mix up. You see, I ordered a set of sheets...Hello?? | 1.4056 | 0.04837 | 180 | 123 | 41 | 16 |
645 | Bo-Peep,it's Dad. I found them. | 1.4056 | 0.05088 | 180 | 127 | 33 | 20 |
646 | If things get out of hand, I'll put on "Silence of the Lambs." | 1.4054 | 0.05494 | 148 | 103 | 30 | 15 |
647 | They show up every time I watch FOX news. | 1.4054 | 0.05659 | 148 | 105 | 26 | 17 |
648 | I don't take my work home with me, it just seems to follow. | 1.4052 | 0.05200 | 153 | 104 | 36 | 13 |
649 | We’ll be right over. Right now we’re watching EweTube. | 1.4052 | 0.05362 | 153 | 106 | 32 | 15 |
650 | Boss, it's Tom. I overslept. | 1.4052 | 0.04945 | 153 | 101 | 42 | 10 |
651 | Where’s that border collie I ordered? | 1.4049 | 0.05122 | 163 | 112 | 36 | 15 |
652 | What I said was, I'd get you a room for CHEAP! | 1.4048 | 0.05289 | 168 | 119 | 30 | 19 |
653 | Guess what they don't allow on The Sheep Meadow.... | 1.4044 | 0.06120 | 136 | 99 | 19 | 18 |
654 | Honey, just a heads-up, I brought some work home. | 1.4044 | 0.05657 | 136 | 94 | 29 | 13 |
655 | The listing said 'no kids', so we left the goats at home. | 1.4044 | 0.04964 | 183 | 128 | 36 | 19 |
656 | No, no, the room service has been great but we will need housekeeping up here soon! | 1.4044 | 0.04587 | 183 | 122 | 48 | 13 |
657 | What do I do if they followed me ALL the way home? | 1.4043 | 0.05419 | 141 | 96 | 33 | 12 |
658 | Hello, Bo? | 1.4043 | 0.05692 | 141 | 99 | 27 | 15 |
659 | Just to let you know that I'll be working from home today. | 1.4041 | 0.05196 | 146 | 98 | 37 | 11 |
660 | My therapist told me I was far too literal and suggested I try counting sheep. | 1.4041 | 0.05632 | 146 | 103 | 27 | 16 |
661 | I left them alone, and they came home, bringing their tails behind them. How they made it up the elevator I'll never know. | 1.4041 | 0.05286 | 146 | 99 | 35 | 12 |
662 | I thought I signed up for a sleep study not a sheep study. | 1.4041 | 0.05958 | 146 | 107 | 19 | 20 |
663 | Yes, I’d like to report a fleecing. | 1.4040 | 0.05247 | 151 | 103 | 35 | 13 |
664 | Hello? Ms. Peep? I think I have something that belongs to you. | 1.4040 | 0.05330 | 151 | 104 | 33 | 14 |
665 | Next time I'd just like a room with a ewe. | 1.4040 | 0.05330 | 151 | 104 | 33 | 14 |
666 | You know, I thought "work from home" would be more relaxing... | 1.4038 | 0.05207 | 156 | 107 | 35 | 14 |
667 | Doc, you gotta give me something to stop the bleating! | 1.4038 | 0.05440 | 156 | 110 | 29 | 17 |
668 | I hate auto-correct. How was I to know you meant sheets? | 1.4038 | 0.05207 | 156 | 107 | 35 | 14 |
669 | How did I become the leader of the #EweToo movement? | 1.4038 | 0.05440 | 156 | 110 | 29 | 17 |
670 | I doubt the wolf can get past our doorman | 1.4038 | 0.05207 | 156 | 107 | 35 | 14 |
671 | It's hard to tell how many I own - every time I count I fall asleep. | 1.4037 | 0.05459 | 161 | 115 | 27 | 19 |
672 | The rent's more than I wanted to pay, but it's nice to be so close to the Park. | 1.4037 | 0.05091 | 161 | 110 | 37 | 14 |
673 | You heard right: one veggie pizza and twelve sides of clover. | 1.4035 | 0.04948 | 171 | 117 | 39 | 15 |
674 | All I think about is ewe. | 1.4035 | 0.05218 | 171 | 121 | 31 | 19 |
675 | She may be using her maiden name, Bo Peep. | 1.4034 | 0.05171 | 176 | 125 | 31 | 20 |
676 | Watching the flock by night is much easier now that we have cable. | 1.4033 | 0.04816 | 181 | 124 | 41 | 16 |
677 | So have they caught the Wolf of Wall Street yet? | 1.4029 | 0.05841 | 139 | 99 | 24 | 16 |
678 | I really got fleeced on this airbnb. | 1.4029 | 0.05751 | 139 | 98 | 26 | 15 |
679 | But it’s the counting that keeps me up. | 1.4028 | 0.05427 | 144 | 99 | 32 | 13 |
680 | Why yes,we are watching EweTube... | 1.4028 | 0.05773 | 144 | 103 | 24 | 17 |
681 | Hold on, I'm getting another bleat | 1.4027 | 0.05546 | 149 | 105 | 28 | 16 |
682 | No Thanks, we're gonna stay in and watch EweTube! | 1.4026 | 0.05172 | 154 | 105 | 36 | 13 |
683 | That’s twelve fresh wild green salads delivered to the Shepherd apartment. | 1.4026 | 0.05334 | 154 | 107 | 32 | 15 |
684 | Not much, just working from home today. | 1.4026 | 0.05413 | 154 | 108 | 30 | 16 |
685 | My lease says no pets, but I’m not losing any sleep over it. | 1.4026 | 0.05491 | 154 | 109 | 28 | 17 |
686 | Hello room service. Would you send up a Border Collie ? | 1.4026 | 0.05413 | 154 | 108 | 30 | 16 |
687 | I told you, I already counted the sheep. Now they’re keepin’ me up. | 1.4025 | 0.05212 | 159 | 110 | 34 | 15 |
688 | I"d like to sell my stock options. | 1.4025 | 0.05509 | 159 | 114 | 26 | 19 |
689 | I said views, not ewes! | 1.4022 | 0.04917 | 179 | 124 | 38 | 17 |
690 | Well, yes, but there is an upside. I've stopped having trouble falling asleep. | 1.4016 | 0.05729 | 127 | 87 | 29 | 11 |
691 | I have no idea. Every time I try to count them, I pass out. | 1.4015 | 0.05811 | 137 | 97 | 25 | 15 |
692 | I’m trying to relax, but my work keeps following me home. | 1.4014 | 0.05294 | 142 | 96 | 35 | 11 |
693 | I don't feel as motivated working from home. | 1.4014 | 0.05388 | 142 | 97 | 33 | 12 |
694 | Yeah, I found them. They were watching Netflix. | 1.4014 | 0.05345 | 147 | 101 | 33 | 13 |
695 | I don't know doc, I might prefer just taking Ambien. | 1.4014 | 0.05257 | 147 | 100 | 35 | 12 |
696 | My only concern is that that they might try to fleece me. | 1.4013 | 0.05464 | 152 | 107 | 29 | 16 |
697 | About a dozen followers... how about you? | 1.4013 | 0.05335 | 157 | 110 | 31 | 16 |
698 | So am I to understand that Alpine Meadows Apartments has no alpine meadows ? | 1.4013 | 0.05258 | 157 | 109 | 33 | 15 |
699 | Yes sir. Yes sir. Three apartments full. | 1.4013 | 0.05335 | 157 | 110 | 31 | 16 |
700 | You Tell Little Bo Peep I'm willing to make a deal now." | 1.4013 | 0.05411 | 157 | 111 | 29 | 17 |
701 | I still can't get to sleep. Do you think I need more sheep? | 1.4013 | 0.05335 | 157 | 110 | 31 | 16 |
702 | Still awake...could you send up another dozen? | 1.4012 | 0.05140 | 162 | 112 | 35 | 15 |
703 | They don't seem to like cooking shows. | 1.4011 | 0.05084 | 177 | 125 | 33 | 19 |
704 | No sir. I have not lost my mind. I have lost my way. | 1.4000 | 0.05806 | 140 | 100 | 24 | 16 |
705 | Yes, you heard me right. I need 3 pounds of hay, 3 pounds of barley and a double cheeseburger, no fries. | 1.4000 | 0.05626 | 140 | 98 | 28 | 14 |
706 | What makes you think I miss the ranch? | 1.4000 | 0.04924 | 165 | 112 | 40 | 13 |
707 | We'll have the salad. | 1.4000 | 0.05571 | 145 | 102 | 28 | 15 |
708 | Yes, I'm on the lam! | 1.4000 | 0.04795 | 175 | 119 | 42 | 14 |
709 | Yes, it has been an adjustment to move to the city but I do have my sleep aids. | 1.4000 | 0.04822 | 170 | 115 | 42 | 13 |
710 | Ok. Let's see. There's one, two, umm.... Zzz... | 1.4000 | 0.05462 | 155 | 110 | 28 | 17 |
711 | I got a bit carried away at the farmer's market | 1.4000 | 0.05181 | 150 | 102 | 36 | 12 |
712 | Actually, Mary, I do have a question about your airbnb rental. | 1.4000 | 0.05335 | 160 | 113 | 30 | 17 |
713 | Hey Bo. No worries. I said I wanted to watch the Rams and they all just followed. | 1.4000 | 0.05434 | 150 | 105 | 30 | 15 |
714 | No, I herd ewe—that’s the problem. | 1.4000 | 0.05985 | 145 | 107 | 18 | 20 |
715 | I'm sorry, I overslept. | 1.4000 | 0.05215 | 165 | 116 | 32 | 17 |
716 | Hi Bo? Yep, I found them | 1.4000 | 0.05396 | 145 | 100 | 32 | 13 |
717 | Found 'em. | 1.4000 | 0.05181 | 150 | 102 | 36 | 12 |
718 | Relax, Bo, I found them. They’ve got an Airbnb in Manhattan. | 1.4000 | 0.05626 | 140 | 98 | 28 | 14 |
719 | I get so much more done when I 'm working from home. | 1.4000 | 0.04863 | 175 | 120 | 40 | 15 |
720 | Hey Mary, about last night... | 1.3990 | 0.04825 | 193 | 136 | 37 | 20 |
721 | Oh, is the big game on? I'm out in the field with the sheep, they're fine." | 1.3989 | 0.04861 | 188 | 132 | 37 | 19 |
722 | We're here until the cows come home. | 1.3989 | 0.05184 | 178 | 128 | 29 | 21 |
723 | Sure, it’s risky, but it’s our last chance to catch the wolf of Wall Street. | 1.3988 | 0.05103 | 173 | 122 | 33 | 18 |
724 | I was able to fall asleep last night, but now what should I do with all the sheep? | 1.3988 | 0.05233 | 173 | 124 | 29 | 20 |
725 | So bring home some garlic,rosemary,and olive oil. I've got the rest. | 1.3988 | 0.05036 | 173 | 121 | 35 | 17 |
726 | Don’t worry about my end, you got the mint jelly? | 1.3988 | 0.05415 | 168 | 122 | 25 | 21 |
727 | Got us all in one hotel room, but I had to pull the wool over their eyes. | 1.3988 | 0.05541 | 163 | 119 | 23 | 21 |
728 | The sign specifically said 'No Dogs.' | 1.3988 | 0.05261 | 163 | 115 | 31 | 17 |
729 | Yeah, I found ‘em. Always the last place you look. | 1.3988 | 0.05332 | 163 | 116 | 29 | 18 |
730 | I don't care if the collie needs a mental health day, I've got reservations at 7 and someone has to cover! | 1.3987 | 0.04995 | 158 | 107 | 39 | 12 |
731 | No, I was not aware of the “you count ‘em, you keep ‘em policy” | 1.3987 | 0.05457 | 158 | 113 | 27 | 18 |
732 | I like to travel light, so I'm only bringing my carry-on and my emotional support animals. | 1.3987 | 0.05383 | 158 | 112 | 29 | 17 |
733 | Yeah, it's not working. I'm still awake. | 1.3987 | 0.05231 | 158 | 110 | 33 | 15 |
734 | Yes. I know that dogs and cats aren't allowed in the building. | 1.3987 | 0.05274 | 153 | 106 | 33 | 14 |
735 | Could I interest you in three bags full? | 1.3987 | 0.05434 | 153 | 108 | 29 | 16 |
736 | Jim’s sleeping service, how may I help you? | 1.3987 | 0.05513 | 153 | 109 | 27 | 17 |
737 | I was out of ambien. | 1.3986 | 0.05229 | 148 | 101 | 35 | 12 |
738 | I've gone above and beyond, Doc, and I still can't sleep. | 1.3986 | 0.05140 | 148 | 100 | 37 | 11 |
739 | I tell you, nothing beats working remotely. | 1.3986 | 0.05140 | 148 | 100 | 37 | 11 |
740 | Would you please tell Rachel to stop describing the Trump administration as a bunch of sheep? She’s hurting their feeelings. | 1.3986 | 0.05316 | 148 | 102 | 33 | 13 |
741 | So this is what restore mode does on the new washing machine | 1.3986 | 0.05890 | 148 | 109 | 19 | 20 |
742 | As it turns out, it's alot easier to control Trump supporters than I thought. | 1.3986 | 0.05538 | 143 | 100 | 29 | 14 |
743 | What are your policies on working from home? | 1.3986 | 0.05713 | 143 | 102 | 25 | 16 |
744 | Business is great. A lot of people in this town have trouble sleeping these days. | 1.3986 | 0.05170 | 143 | 96 | 37 | 10 |
745 | Overqualified for the Nativity," my ass | 1.3986 | 0.05713 | 143 | 102 | 25 | 16 |
746 | Yeah, they helped me fall asleep but now what do I do with them? | 1.3978 | 0.04745 | 181 | 124 | 42 | 15 |
747 | Hang on a second: I think the wolf is at the door. | 1.3977 | 0.04973 | 176 | 123 | 36 | 17 |
748 | ...just watching TV, but I keep falling asleep. Dunno why. | 1.3977 | 0.05078 | 171 | 120 | 34 | 17 |
749 | I love this new job. The boss lets me work from home on Fridays. | 1.3977 | 0.05010 | 171 | 119 | 36 | 16 |
750 | A little problem checking in but they qualified as emotional support animals. | 1.3976 | 0.05189 | 166 | 117 | 32 | 17 |
751 | Yes, the sheep are with me, and the cows are in the corn. | 1.3975 | 0.05159 | 161 | 112 | 34 | 15 |
752 | She took the kids, but I've got the lambs. | 1.3975 | 0.05307 | 161 | 114 | 30 | 17 |
753 | I DID leave them alone. They still came home, wagging their tails behind them! | 1.3975 | 0.05083 | 161 | 111 | 36 | 14 |
754 | If you're out of divey, do you have any doats? | 1.3975 | 0.05592 | 161 | 118 | 22 | 21 |
755 | We're just settling down to watch a RAMS game. | 1.3975 | 0.05380 | 161 | 115 | 28 | 18 |
756 | Bo Peep here. Found them. | 1.3974 | 0.05199 | 156 | 108 | 34 | 14 |
757 | These days I mostly work from home. | 1.3974 | 0.05432 | 156 | 111 | 28 | 17 |
758 | Longtime herder, first-time caller... | 1.3974 | 0.05278 | 156 | 109 | 32 | 15 |
759 | Working from home has been challenging. | 1.3974 | 0.04979 | 151 | 101 | 40 | 10 |
760 | I’m not buzzing you in, you still sound like a wolf. | 1.3974 | 0.05644 | 151 | 109 | 24 | 18 |
761 | And I still can't sleep. | 1.3974 | 0.04979 | 151 | 101 | 40 | 10 |
762 | Janet, I'm working from home today. | 1.3974 | 0.05566 | 151 | 108 | 26 | 17 |
763 | I counted them, now what? | 1.3973 | 0.05366 | 146 | 101 | 32 | 13 |
764 | I have to change the channel when Wolf Blitzer comes on. | 1.3973 | 0.05366 | 146 | 101 | 32 | 13 |
765 | No, not much, just tending my flock...and thou? | 1.3972 | 0.05315 | 141 | 96 | 34 | 11 |
766 | Just a little ewe tube... | 1.3972 | 0.05409 | 141 | 97 | 32 | 12 |
767 | Ok, I can admit we’re lost. | 1.3972 | 0.05502 | 141 | 98 | 30 | 13 |
768 | Well the landlord said no cats. | 1.3972 | 0.05502 | 141 | 98 | 30 | 13 |
769 | I mean actual grass. I just need real grass. | 1.3972 | 0.05683 | 141 | 100 | 26 | 15 |
770 | One pepperoni and cheese and 30 salads. | 1.3972 | 0.05593 | 141 | 99 | 28 | 14 |
771 | Other than the daily trek to Central Park for grazing, it's a pretty good pet sitting gig. | 1.3971 | 0.05036 | 136 | 89 | 40 | 7 |
772 | They're settling in quite well; but still a little spooked by "Fox" news. | 1.3971 | 0.05837 | 136 | 97 | 24 | 15 |
773 | You say you can't sleep? What's your address? | 1.3969 | 0.05701 | 131 | 91 | 28 | 12 |
774 | Hello, yes, this is Little Boy Blue. No, the sheep aren’t in the meadow. | 1.3967 | 0.06039 | 121 | 85 | 24 | 12 |
775 | So apparently, ‘Silence of the Lambs’ really freaks them out too. | 1.3966 | 0.05160 | 179 | 129 | 29 | 21 |
776 | I'm working from home these days. | 1.3966 | 0.05013 | 174 | 122 | 35 | 17 |
777 | I'm housesitting for Mary. | 1.3966 | 0.05013 | 174 | 122 | 35 | 17 |
778 | For the last time this is NOT BO-Peep and I know exactly where all my sheep are | 1.3966 | 0.06348 | 116 | 83 | 20 | 13 |
779 | Yes, I'd like to file a complaint. No one told me they would still be here when I woke up. | 1.3964 | 0.05051 | 169 | 118 | 35 | 16 |
780 | Staff meeting. | 1.3963 | 0.04864 | 164 | 111 | 41 | 12 |
781 | They wanted to come indoors and watch Fox news to see what our President was telling them to do next. | 1.3963 | 0.05089 | 164 | 114 | 35 | 15 |
782 | Yeah can I get a General Tso’s Chicken and fourteen salads? | 1.3962 | 0.05204 | 159 | 111 | 33 | 15 |
783 | I'd like to inquire about the reward money offered by Little Bo Beep. | 1.3962 | 0.05127 | 159 | 110 | 35 | 14 |
784 | You know how it is. One of them gets into Game of Thrones and then ALL of them wanna watch Game of Thrones.” | 1.3962 | 0.05127 | 159 | 110 | 35 | 14 |
785 | Mary, pick up! We need to talk. | 1.3961 | 0.05246 | 154 | 107 | 33 | 14 |
786 | Actually, they found me. | 1.3960 | 0.05538 | 149 | 106 | 27 | 16 |
787 | No, no Mom: URban shepherd. Yes, it’s a thing. | 1.3960 | 0.05200 | 149 | 102 | 35 | 12 |
788 | Yo Bo Peep,call me ASAP | 1.3960 | 0.05287 | 149 | 103 | 33 | 13 |
789 | Amazon is next day shipping a border collie. | 1.3960 | 0.05287 | 149 | 103 | 33 | 13 |
790 | Hanging with the flock. You? | 1.3960 | 0.05200 | 149 | 102 | 35 | 12 |
791 | I think I'll try Melatonin. | 1.3957 | 0.05557 | 139 | 97 | 29 | 13 |
792 | Hello, Good Shepherd Hospital? I'd like to speak with someone in Purchasing. | 1.3957 | 0.05066 | 139 | 92 | 39 | 8 |
793 | I'm not sure how many there are I keep falling asleep before I finish counting them. | 1.3957 | 0.05742 | 139 | 99 | 25 | 15 |
794 | Just watching “silence of the lambs”...you? | 1.3955 | 0.04818 | 177 | 122 | 40 | 15 |
795 | It’s more of a working vacation. | 1.3953 | 0.04705 | 172 | 116 | 44 | 12 |
796 | How do I order "The Silence of the Lambs" ? | 1.3952 | 0.05164 | 167 | 118 | 32 | 17 |
797 | No, they actually keep me awake. | 1.3952 | 0.05093 | 167 | 117 | 34 | 16 |
798 | Where do you live and what time do you want to start falling asleep tonight? | 1.3951 | 0.05133 | 162 | 113 | 34 | 15 |
799 | Your mother and I are concerned, that's all, Bo. | 1.3951 | 0.05207 | 162 | 114 | 32 | 16 |
800 | And then I woke up... | 1.3951 | 0.05352 | 162 | 116 | 28 | 18 |
801 | Ms. Bo-Peep? I think I found something of yours. | 1.3947 | 0.05126 | 152 | 104 | 36 | 12 |
802 | Bo Peep? I found them! | 1.3947 | 0.05456 | 152 | 108 | 28 | 16 |
803 | It all starts with one little lamb and then 30 years later you ask yourself, "Where did Mary go?" | 1.3947 | 0.05294 | 152 | 106 | 32 | 14 |
804 | Mom you were right, the city is no place for me. | 1.3947 | 0.05211 | 152 | 105 | 34 | 13 |
805 | No, I'm not in a relationship with any of my roommates--well, maybe one. | 1.3947 | 0.05211 | 152 | 105 | 34 | 13 |
806 | Of course it's hell crossing 42cd St. and Times Square but I've never slept better in my life. | 1.3947 | 0.05211 | 152 | 105 | 34 | 13 |
807 | Urban shepherd, how may I help? | 1.3947 | 0.05211 | 152 | 105 | 34 | 13 |
808 | Mom, you were the only one that believed I could make it in the city. | 1.3946 | 0.04731 | 185 | 128 | 41 | 16 |
809 | I’m more of a sheep hoarder. | 1.3946 | 0.05675 | 147 | 106 | 24 | 17 |
810 | It's not ewe, it's me. | 1.3946 | 0.05837 | 147 | 108 | 20 | 19 |
811 | Yeah, well how many real followers do you have? | 1.3946 | 0.05508 | 147 | 104 | 28 | 15 |
812 | I'm herding remotely today. | 1.3944 | 0.04694 | 180 | 123 | 43 | 14 |
813 | Thy rod and thy staff they comfort me but the sheep gotta go. | 1.3944 | 0.05378 | 142 | 98 | 32 | 12 |
814 | No mom, I don't know how many. When I try, I just fall asleep. | 1.3944 | 0.05285 | 142 | 97 | 34 | 11 |
815 | This isn't the first time the cable company has fleeced me. | 1.3939 | 0.04916 | 165 | 113 | 39 | 13 |
816 | I work from home today. | 1.3939 | 0.05136 | 165 | 116 | 33 | 16 |
817 | A dozen mixed green salads and one lamb chops to Room 357 please. | 1.3939 | 0.05964 | 132 | 95 | 22 | 15 |
818 | No, I lost count when I fell asleep. | 1.3939 | 0.05278 | 165 | 118 | 29 | 18 |
819 | I’ve already tried that, and I still can’t sleep! | 1.3939 | 0.05484 | 165 | 121 | 23 | 21 |
820 | what do you mean, "not literally"? | 1.3939 | 0.05348 | 165 | 119 | 27 | 19 |
821 | Big teeth, hairy, trench coat and fedora? No, don’t let him in. | 1.3938 | 0.05253 | 160 | 113 | 31 | 16 |
822 | Front desk? Thank you for your thoughtfulness, but I said I need some sleep after a rough day. | 1.3935 | 0.05454 | 155 | 111 | 27 | 17 |
823 | It may be a hallucination but it helps me sleep | 1.3935 | 0.05298 | 155 | 109 | 31 | 15 |
824 | yeah, I'm working from home this week... | 1.3935 | 0.05218 | 155 | 108 | 33 | 14 |
825 | No. This is Mr. Peep. She's out Christmas Shopping. | 1.3933 | 0.05426 | 150 | 106 | 29 | 15 |
826 | Room service. I’m having trouble falling asleep.Could you send more sheep. | 1.3933 | 0.05746 | 150 | 110 | 21 | 19 |
827 | Bo? Yes, they’re here. | 1.3933 | 0.05343 | 150 | 105 | 31 | 14 |
828 | No, I said I'm a sheep hoarder not a sheep herder... | 1.3933 | 0.05343 | 150 | 105 | 31 | 14 |
829 | What makes you think I’m working from home? | 1.3933 | 0.05258 | 150 | 104 | 33 | 13 |
830 | It isn't wild here - but it is woolly. | 1.3931 | 0.05297 | 145 | 100 | 33 | 12 |
831 | No, I DON'T have a dog in my room. I'm trying to tell you that I'm a German shepherd! | 1.3931 | 0.05206 | 145 | 99 | 35 | 11 |
832 | Mary? It happened again. | 1.3929 | 0.05068 | 168 | 118 | 34 | 16 |
833 | What do you mean you were just being metaphorical? | 1.3929 | 0.04998 | 168 | 117 | 36 | 15 |
834 | Thanks, but I'm still can't fall asleep. | 1.3929 | 0.05238 | 140 | 95 | 35 | 10 |
835 | I've checked the Condo by-laws and there is nothing about sheep anywhere. | 1.3929 | 0.04704 | 168 | 113 | 44 | 11 |
836 | Yeh, I know, but the tax break makes it worth it. | 1.3929 | 0.05335 | 140 | 96 | 33 | 11 |
837 | I said to buy STOCK in wool not a FLOCK of wool! | 1.3929 | 0.05431 | 140 | 97 | 31 | 12 |
838 | Hello,operator. I would like to report a lost border collie. | 1.3929 | 0.05238 | 140 | 95 | 35 | 10 |
839 | I can’t ever just relax, my work keeps following me home. | 1.3926 | 0.05032 | 163 | 113 | 36 | 14 |
840 | Oh, nothing much. Just wool gathering. | 1.3926 | 0.05032 | 163 | 113 | 36 | 14 |
841 | It’s great! The only downside to Air B&B is caring for the owners’ pets. | 1.3926 | 0.05573 | 135 | 94 | 29 | 12 |
842 | I'd like one small pepperoni pizza and three hundred garden salads. | 1.3922 | 0.05265 | 153 | 107 | 32 | 14 |
843 | I asked for a room with a view, not a ewe. | 1.3922 | 0.05014 | 153 | 104 | 38 | 11 |
844 | Oh, no no no! I really love the DIY sweater kit. It’s a great gift. | 1.3920 | 0.06000 | 125 | 89 | 23 | 13 |
845 | What do you mean my border collie got himself a separate room? | 1.3919 | 0.05561 | 148 | 106 | 26 | 16 |
846 | Actually, they’re very independent politically. | 1.3919 | 0.05307 | 148 | 103 | 32 | 13 |
847 | ...Oh, and a dozen sides of grass. | 1.3918 | 0.04863 | 171 | 118 | 39 | 14 |
848 | The ad said pets welcome. | 1.3918 | 0.04719 | 171 | 116 | 43 | 12 |
849 | I left them alone and they came home, but I’m damned if I know how they dragged their tails to the 32nd floor. | 1.3918 | 0.05071 | 171 | 121 | 33 | 17 |
850 | No, I had to bring work home with me again. | 1.3916 | 0.05255 | 143 | 98 | 34 | 11 |
851 | I already called room service. Apparently grass isn't legal here. | 1.3916 | 0.05439 | 143 | 100 | 30 | 13 |
852 | The view is great. Also, you're out of sprouts. | 1.3916 | 0.05348 | 143 | 99 | 32 | 12 |
853 | I'm just not sure this whole working from home trend is for me. | 1.3916 | 0.05182 | 166 | 118 | 31 | 17 |
854 | Bo Peep, B-O, P-E-E-P. Tell her the babysitter has to leave. | 1.3916 | 0.05111 | 166 | 117 | 33 | 16 |
855 | Ah, you know... same sheep, different day. | 1.3916 | 0.04817 | 166 | 113 | 41 | 12 |
856 | I told you they go everywhere I go. | 1.3916 | 0.05111 | 166 | 117 | 33 | 16 |
857 | I'm sorry, did you just tell me to get the "flock" out of the apartment? | 1.3916 | 0.05111 | 166 | 117 | 33 | 16 |
858 | Yes, we’ve moved to higher pastures. | 1.3913 | 0.05151 | 161 | 113 | 33 | 15 |
859 | Hey Bo, you left some stuff at my place. | 1.3913 | 0.05300 | 161 | 115 | 29 | 17 |
860 | I decided to work at home today. | 1.3913 | 0.05300 | 161 | 115 | 29 | 17 |
861 | Good. Ewe? | 1.3913 | 0.05858 | 138 | 100 | 22 | 16 |
862 | Yeah I think i'll take the Ambien now, this ain't working | 1.3910 | 0.05424 | 156 | 112 | 27 | 17 |
863 | The Powerball win hasn't changed me at all. | 1.3910 | 0.05424 | 156 | 112 | 27 | 17 |
864 | I've decided to work from home for a while. | 1.3910 | 0.05348 | 156 | 111 | 29 | 16 |
865 | Just got in town. We’re staying in an Air bah-and-bah. | 1.3910 | 0.05270 | 156 | 110 | 31 | 15 |
866 | I took your advice. I left them alone and they came home wagging their tails behind them. | 1.3910 | 0.04946 | 156 | 106 | 39 | 11 |
867 | Yes, and a bucket of mint jelly. | 1.3907 | 0.05477 | 151 | 108 | 27 | 16 |
868 | Yes, I understand, but I thought the grass would be greener here. | 1.3906 | 0.05789 | 128 | 90 | 26 | 12 |
869 | The condo board can drop dead. They knew our family name was "Peep" when they approved us. | 1.3905 | 0.04973 | 169 | 118 | 36 | 15 |
870 | They won't go outside--they've heard about the wolf of Wall Street. | 1.3904 | 0.05699 | 146 | 106 | 23 | 17 |
871 | I told Siri to go to 'Sleep' mode, but it got lost in translation. | 1.3904 | 0.05268 | 146 | 101 | 33 | 12 |
872 | It didn't work, I still can't sleep. | 1.3904 | 0.05085 | 146 | 99 | 37 | 10 |
873 | YES I'M AWAKE! I tried everything. | 1.3902 | 0.05505 | 164 | 121 | 22 | 21 |
874 | I actually prefer this dream to the one where I get to work and realize I forgot my pants. | 1.3901 | 0.05399 | 141 | 98 | 31 | 12 |
875 | We're binge watching Netflocks | 1.3901 | 0.05399 | 141 | 98 | 31 | 12 |
876 | Hello, Little Bo Peep? I think I found them. | 1.3899 | 0.05196 | 159 | 112 | 32 | 15 |
877 | I'm calling about your roaming fees | 1.3899 | 0.05040 | 159 | 110 | 36 | 13 |
878 | Hi Boss, I'll be working from home today. | 1.3899 | 0.05196 | 159 | 112 | 32 | 15 |
879 | I need a Border Collie. | 1.3897 | 0.05441 | 136 | 94 | 31 | 11 |
880 | Well, they said it works better than Ambien. | 1.3897 | 0.05237 | 136 | 92 | 35 | 9 |
881 | We made it to the hotel by hook and by crook. | 1.3897 | 0.05441 | 136 | 94 | 31 | 11 |
882 | I'm telling you, just leave them alone and they'll come home. | 1.3896 | 0.05237 | 154 | 108 | 32 | 14 |
883 | I’m not sure how many. I keep falling asleep when I try to count them. | 1.3896 | 0.05552 | 154 | 112 | 24 | 18 |
884 | Of course I’m alone. There’ll never be another ewe. | 1.3895 | 0.05179 | 172 | 124 | 29 | 19 |
885 | You can take them away now, I'm awake. | 1.3893 | 0.05363 | 149 | 105 | 30 | 14 |
886 | Yeah, sometimes I have to bring home some work | 1.3893 | 0.05278 | 149 | 104 | 32 | 13 |
887 | My lawyer says don’t move until the border collies arrive. | 1.3893 | 0.05363 | 149 | 105 | 30 | 14 |
888 | Peep here. You won't believe where I finally found them. | 1.3892 | 0.04718 | 167 | 113 | 43 | 11 |
889 | 12, but who's counting? | 1.3892 | 0.04794 | 167 | 114 | 41 | 12 |
890 | Alexa, I said SLEEP not sheep | 1.3892 | 0.04967 | 185 | 133 | 32 | 20 |
891 | Do you deliver grass? No, real grass; the green kind. | 1.3889 | 0.05317 | 144 | 100 | 32 | 12 |
892 | No, not a sheep hoarder, a herder, a sheep herder. | 1.3889 | 0.05125 | 162 | 114 | 33 | 15 |
893 | Your doorman is super uptight. | 1.3889 | 0.04895 | 162 | 111 | 39 | 12 |
894 | I don't care if it exceeds my deductible, I would prefer some actual sleeping pills. | 1.3889 | 0.05671 | 144 | 104 | 24 | 16 |
895 | The way I figure -- I should be asleep by now. | 1.3885 | 0.05084 | 157 | 109 | 35 | 13 |
896 | Yes, that’s right - twelve emotional support animals. They work as a team. | 1.3885 | 0.05395 | 157 | 113 | 27 | 17 |
897 | Not much, just watching the Rams game. | 1.3885 | 0.05084 | 157 | 109 | 35 | 13 |
898 | No! I said I wanted lots of sleep tonight! | 1.3885 | 0.05545 | 157 | 115 | 23 | 19 |
899 | No, I said "I'm getting the flock out of here, the FLOCK..." | 1.3885 | 0.05911 | 139 | 102 | 20 | 17 |
900 | With Amazon Prime, I got free shipping | 1.3882 | 0.05088 | 170 | 121 | 32 | 17 |
901 | I'm not sure this farm-to-sofa movement is gonna take off. | 1.3882 | 0.04878 | 170 | 118 | 38 | 14 |
902 | Good news honey, I got the job! | 1.3882 | 0.05031 | 152 | 104 | 37 | 11 |
903 | No I don't keep an exact count, I tried that once and fell asleep on the job. | 1.3881 | 0.05597 | 134 | 94 | 28 | 12 |
904 | Acme Sleep Services. May I help you? | 1.3881 | 0.05890 | 134 | 97 | 22 | 15 |
905 | Not counting the sheep, it's just me and my staff. | 1.3879 | 0.05271 | 165 | 119 | 28 | 18 |
906 | -In my defense, they are certified "emotional support animals". | 1.3879 | 0.04908 | 165 | 114 | 38 | 13 |
907 | If by lost you mean disconnected from the land, and living on the 14th floor in the upper east side, and watching Fox, MSNBC & CNN all day long, then yes, lost. | 1.3878 | 0.05748 | 147 | 108 | 21 | 18 |
908 | Does it really matter how many? | 1.3878 | 0.05239 | 147 | 102 | 33 | 12 |
909 | No, just the mint jelly." | 1.3878 | 0.05583 | 147 | 106 | 25 | 16 |
910 | Yeah, it’s like Uber for insomnia. | 1.3875 | 0.05319 | 160 | 115 | 28 | 17 |
911 | It's not a party, it's a staff meeting. | 1.3873 | 0.04982 | 142 | 95 | 39 | 8 |
912 | Oh, just abiding. And you? | 1.3873 | 0.05274 | 142 | 98 | 33 | 11 |
913 | Hi, do you have "Silence of the Lambs" on pay-per-view? | 1.3873 | 0.04817 | 173 | 120 | 39 | 14 |
914 | They offered flexible working hours and the possibility to work from home... | 1.3873 | 0.04887 | 173 | 121 | 37 | 15 |
915 | It's OK, they're comfort animals. | 1.3873 | 0.05022 | 173 | 123 | 33 | 17 |
916 | ....oh nothing. Just watching the dog show with some friends from upstate. | 1.3873 | 0.04955 | 173 | 122 | 35 | 16 |
917 | Not much, just counting sheep, how about you? | 1.3871 | 0.05209 | 155 | 109 | 32 | 14 |
918 | They seem to prefer Wolf Blitzer to Fox News. | 1.3871 | 0.05128 | 155 | 108 | 34 | 13 |
919 | Getting sleepy. I need to go now. | 1.3869 | 0.04918 | 168 | 117 | 37 | 14 |
920 | It's 2018 mother......they identify as sheeple. | 1.3869 | 0.05200 | 168 | 121 | 29 | 18 |
921 | Well, I don't bring my work home very often. | 1.3869 | 0.04990 | 168 | 118 | 35 | 15 |
922 | No Mom, I'm sleeping fine now. | 1.3869 | 0.04918 | 168 | 117 | 37 | 14 |
923 | It hasn't been the same since the sheepdog won the lottery. | 1.3869 | 0.05698 | 137 | 98 | 25 | 14 |
924 | Yes, they're definitely locally raised. | 1.3867 | 0.04804 | 150 | 100 | 42 | 8 |
925 | Yeah, and I'm still wide awake. | 1.3867 | 0.05417 | 150 | 107 | 28 | 15 |
926 | Miss Peep? I found them! | 1.3867 | 0.05499 | 150 | 108 | 26 | 16 |
927 | The good news is that I no longer have insomnia. | 1.3865 | 0.04871 | 163 | 112 | 39 | 12 |
928 | I swear it's better than ambien... | 1.3865 | 0.04793 | 163 | 111 | 41 | 11 |
929 | Well my insurance didn't cover the sleeping pills, so we've been trying alternative medicine. | 1.3865 | 0.05173 | 163 | 116 | 31 | 16 |
930 | Lost a ram transferring at 14th, but otherwise fine. How was your commute? | 1.3864 | 0.04758 | 176 | 122 | 40 | 14 |
931 | I would like a wake up call when I am done counting. | 1.3864 | 0.04893 | 176 | 124 | 36 | 16 |
932 | I got the room through Air-Baa-n-Baa. | 1.3864 | 0.05756 | 132 | 94 | 25 | 13 |
933 | Well yes, Henderson, you do start with a little lamb. But that seven percent annual return really starts to kick in down the line. | 1.3864 | 0.05552 | 132 | 92 | 29 | 11 |
934 | Can't tell if it's insomnia or if my work followed me home again. | 1.3862 | 0.05466 | 145 | 103 | 28 | 14 |
935 | You won't believe who I went home with last night. | 1.3862 | 0.05466 | 145 | 103 | 28 | 14 |
936 | Good Morning, City Sheep Sitter Services | 1.3861 | 0.05515 | 158 | 116 | 23 | 19 |
937 | Yes, I am working from home today | 1.3861 | 0.05057 | 158 | 110 | 35 | 13 |
938 | Tried that. I still can’t sleep. | 1.3861 | 0.05057 | 158 | 110 | 35 | 13 |
939 | I found them. | 1.3861 | 0.05137 | 158 | 111 | 33 | 14 |
940 | So my psychiatrist said, try counting sheep | 1.3861 | 0.04977 | 158 | 109 | 37 | 12 |
941 | Nothing much. Just watching the Rams. | 1.3860 | 0.04855 | 171 | 119 | 38 | 14 |
942 | I don't think I can make Bethlehem | 1.3860 | 0.04855 | 171 | 119 | 38 | 14 |
943 | So if I say the items do not match the description will I get free return shipping? | 1.3857 | 0.05787 | 140 | 102 | 22 | 16 |
944 | How can a field be on backorder?! | 1.3857 | 0.05698 | 140 | 101 | 24 | 15 |
945 | I'M TELLING YOU THE TRUTH. I JUST WOKE UP AND I AM STILL COUNTING SHEEP. | 1.3856 | 0.05005 | 153 | 105 | 37 | 11 |
946 | I can't now, I'm in the middle of something. | 1.3856 | 0.05650 | 153 | 113 | 21 | 19 |
947 | Yea, they were all here when I woke up | 1.3856 | 0.05090 | 153 | 106 | 35 | 12 |
948 | I always knew I had leadership potential. | 1.3856 | 0.05417 | 153 | 110 | 27 | 16 |
949 | More like Airbnbaa. | 1.3856 | 0.05090 | 153 | 106 | 35 | 12 |
950 | Yes , I understand this is a much more natural method but honestly, a sleeping pill is just so much easier. | 1.3855 | 0.05103 | 166 | 118 | 32 | 16 |
951 | And then I thought, what better training for being President? | 1.3855 | 0.05174 | 166 | 119 | 30 | 17 |
952 | They weren't listening. I said the Lord is their shepherd, not me. | 1.3855 | 0.04958 | 166 | 116 | 36 | 14 |
953 | Just waiting for the cable guy. I'm working from home today. | 1.3852 | 0.05462 | 135 | 94 | 30 | 11 |
954 | I'm definitely sleeping better, and the only side effect is manure. | 1.3851 | 0.05383 | 148 | 105 | 29 | 14 |
955 | Yes Ms. Peep, I’ve found them. | 1.3851 | 0.05383 | 148 | 105 | 29 | 14 |
956 | Thanks for trying, Room Service, but I still can’t sleep. | 1.3851 | 0.04863 | 174 | 122 | 37 | 15 |
957 | When she asked me to take care of her pets, I had no idea who she really was. | 1.3851 | 0.04863 | 174 | 122 | 37 | 15 |
958 | You know how it is, if you don't get it done at the office you take it home. | 1.3846 | 0.04936 | 156 | 107 | 38 | 11 |
959 | The lease said "no dogs." | 1.3846 | 0.05337 | 143 | 100 | 31 | 12 |
960 | Finders keepers, Bo Peep. | 1.3846 | 0.05020 | 156 | 108 | 36 | 12 |
961 | Just watching Ewe Tube. You? | 1.3846 | 0.05244 | 143 | 99 | 33 | 11 |
962 | Leave a message at the bleat | 1.3846 | 0.05261 | 156 | 111 | 30 | 15 |
963 | There are too many to count. I keep falling asleep. | 1.3842 | 0.04870 | 177 | 125 | 36 | 16 |
964 | ...but on the bright side, at least I'm sleeping better lately. | 1.3841 | 0.04769 | 164 | 112 | 41 | 11 |
965 | The black one's missing again. | 1.3841 | 0.04923 | 164 | 114 | 37 | 13 |
966 | Not much. Just gathering wool. | 1.3841 | 0.05387 | 151 | 108 | 28 | 15 |
967 | You're just gonna have to take my word on it, I'm not counting again | 1.3841 | 0.04960 | 151 | 103 | 38 | 10 |
968 | I'm just going to do a head count and then fall asleep. | 1.3841 | 0.05304 | 151 | 107 | 30 | 14 |
969 | Well, I gotta get the flock out of here. | 1.3841 | 0.05135 | 151 | 105 | 34 | 12 |
970 | Yes he's right here, I'll put him on. | 1.3837 | 0.05039 | 172 | 123 | 32 | 17 |
971 | The hardest part was getting them into the elevator. | 1.3837 | 0.05106 | 172 | 124 | 30 | 18 |
972 | It's just until they find the wolf | 1.3836 | 0.04952 | 159 | 110 | 37 | 12 |
973 | Thank goodness there are still some things you can count on. | 1.3836 | 0.05187 | 159 | 113 | 31 | 15 |
974 | We got a little lost, and I’m afraid we ended up at the wrong Dakota. | 1.3836 | 0.05110 | 159 | 112 | 33 | 14 |
975 | Did I tell you I'm working from home now? | 1.3836 | 0.05258 | 146 | 102 | 32 | 12 |
976 | Yep, first time in the Big Apple. Nope, got it through Airbnb. The listing said “Pets ok” so I jumped on it. | 1.3836 | 0.05167 | 146 | 101 | 34 | 11 |
977 | Can you stop at the store on your way home? We need a bottle of Woolite. | 1.3836 | 0.05434 | 146 | 104 | 28 | 14 |
978 | I told Little Bo that if she wants them, she knows where to find me. | 1.3836 | 0.04885 | 146 | 98 | 40 | 8 |
979 | Hello I'm calling about the meadow | 1.3835 | 0.05198 | 133 | 90 | 35 | 8 |
980 | Seriously, the hook makes all the difference. | 1.3832 | 0.04860 | 167 | 116 | 38 | 13 |
981 | I'm taking farm-to-table to a whole new level. | 1.3831 | 0.04978 | 154 | 106 | 37 | 11 |
982 | Yeah, the're still voting for Trump. | 1.3830 | 0.05482 | 141 | 100 | 28 | 13 |
983 | I'm telling you, nothing herds them better than Fox News. | 1.3827 | 0.05264 | 162 | 117 | 28 | 17 |
984 | I thought you said this was a cheap hotel. | 1.3826 | 0.05437 | 149 | 107 | 27 | 15 |
985 | I can’t complain—it’s a reverse commute. | 1.3826 | 0.05602 | 149 | 109 | 23 | 17 |
986 | Yes, my sheep has come in. | 1.3826 | 0.05181 | 149 | 104 | 33 | 12 |
987 | No, tried that. Still awake" | 1.3824 | 0.05529 | 136 | 96 | 28 | 12 |
988 | I'm livin' the dream! | 1.3822 | 0.04911 | 157 | 108 | 38 | 11 |
989 | Yes, this is Trump Rally headquarters. | 1.3822 | 0.05824 | 157 | 120 | 14 | 23 |
990 | No, Mr. Landlord, YOU get the flock out of here! | 1.3822 | 0.05462 | 157 | 115 | 24 | 18 |
991 | but on Airbnb you said there were lots of places to 'graze' within walking distance! | 1.3819 | 0.05487 | 144 | 103 | 27 | 14 |
992 | Alexa, reorder hay. | 1.3818 | 0.04899 | 165 | 115 | 37 | 13 |
993 | I said SHEETS! | 1.3818 | 0.05048 | 165 | 117 | 33 | 15 |
994 | Bo? Bob. You missing anything? | 1.3816 | 0.05107 | 152 | 106 | 34 | 12 |
995 | Oh... I should have met you at the hill-town, not the Hilton? Are you sure? We kind of like it here... | 1.3816 | 0.05107 | 152 | 106 | 34 | 12 |
996 | Yes. A sheep dog. Named Leonard. He was last seen chasing squirrels around the Central Park Carousel. | 1.3815 | 0.04947 | 173 | 123 | 34 | 16 |
997 | No, that's TWO bales of clover and ONE pastrami on rye. | 1.3815 | 0.05081 | 173 | 125 | 30 | 18 |
998 | So, they're all counted, now what? | 1.3813 | 0.05536 | 139 | 99 | 27 | 13 |
999 | And I said to the boss, "This is the last time I take my work home with me!" | 1.3813 | 0.05146 | 139 | 95 | 35 | 9 |
1000 | Mary, I found them. | 1.3813 | 0.05006 | 160 | 112 | 35 | 13 |
1001 | Yes, the usual. Shepherd’s pie. Thanks. | 1.3813 | 0.04846 | 160 | 110 | 39 | 11 |
1002 | No, I'm not sick. I just thought I'd work from home today. | 1.3813 | 0.04926 | 160 | 111 | 37 | 12 |
1003 | We are waiting for Trumps speech to come on Fox | 1.3813 | 0.05236 | 160 | 115 | 29 | 16 |
1004 | Yeah, we're on the lam. | 1.3810 | 0.05618 | 126 | 88 | 28 | 10 |
1005 | Oh ... I should try counting IMAGINARY sheep. | 1.3810 | 0.04909 | 168 | 118 | 36 | 14 |
1006 | The view is nice, but "park access" is a bit of an overstatment. | 1.3810 | 0.05138 | 147 | 102 | 34 | 11 |
1007 | A border collie? Nah, the lease says no dogs... | 1.3806 | 0.05036 | 155 | 108 | 35 | 12 |
1008 | I trust you, doctor, but I really think Ambien would have been easier. | 1.3806 | 0.05359 | 155 | 112 | 27 | 16 |
1009 | No, I'm not in the North Pasture. I told you I was working from home today | 1.3806 | 0.05036 | 155 | 108 | 35 | 12 |
1010 | What's up? I'm herding from home. | 1.3806 | 0.05119 | 155 | 109 | 33 | 13 |
1011 | Can you get the rest of my Republicans up here? | 1.3804 | 0.05152 | 184 | 137 | 24 | 23 |
1012 | Siri, call Bo...tell her I’ve located her sheep. | 1.3804 | 0.04783 | 163 | 112 | 40 | 11 |
1013 | The silence of the lambs is even creepier than I remember. | 1.3804 | 0.05237 | 163 | 118 | 28 | 17 |
1014 | Yes, ten large wheat-grass pizzas. | 1.3804 | 0.04939 | 163 | 114 | 36 | 13 |
1015 | When you work from home, though, you're never really off the clock. | 1.3804 | 0.04939 | 163 | 114 | 36 | 13 |
1016 | The noise? Oh, I’m working from home today” | 1.3804 | 0.05237 | 163 | 118 | 28 | 17 |
1017 | Do you have any Border Collies with experience in small spaces? | 1.3804 | 0.05237 | 163 | 118 | 28 | 17 |
1018 | I’m running late. I had to bring some work home with me. | 1.3803 | 0.04970 | 142 | 96 | 38 | 8 |
1019 | Yeah, I'm working from home now. | 1.3801 | 0.05190 | 171 | 125 | 27 | 19 |
1020 | No one warned us about the wolves of Wall Street. | 1.3800 | 0.05407 | 150 | 108 | 27 | 15 |
1021 | My parents let me stay at their apartment while I get my artisanal feta business off the ground. | 1.3800 | 0.05153 | 150 | 105 | 33 | 12 |
1022 | That's right, Mr. Mueller, three bags full. | 1.3800 | 0.05407 | 150 | 108 | 27 | 15 |
1023 | That's right. They're here. And I've got your silly stick, too. | 1.3800 | 0.05407 | 150 | 108 | 27 | 15 |
1024 | The good news is I fall asleep really quickly. | 1.3799 | 0.04759 | 179 | 126 | 38 | 15 |
1025 | #EWETOO? | 1.3799 | 0.05140 | 179 | 132 | 26 | 21 |
1026 | Border collie's at the vet. | 1.3797 | 0.05048 | 158 | 111 | 34 | 13 |
1027 | I would like a dozen house salads with extra alfalfa sprouts, and a L-A-M-B chop. | 1.3797 | 0.05048 | 158 | 111 | 34 | 13 |
1028 | Urban farming is a lot more relaxing than I thought! | 1.3797 | 0.05127 | 158 | 112 | 32 | 14 |
1029 | This place gives me the woolies. | 1.3795 | 0.04949 | 166 | 117 | 35 | 14 |
1030 | Hello Mary, I’ve found your little lamb. She’s been quite busy! | 1.3795 | 0.05022 | 166 | 118 | 33 | 15 |
1031 | Send up a bottle of Merlot and a case of Woolite | 1.3795 | 0.05095 | 166 | 119 | 31 | 16 |
1032 | Yes, I've been sleeping a lot better. | 1.3795 | 0.05022 | 166 | 118 | 33 | 15 |
1033 | No Mom, this is not just a phase. | 1.3793 | 0.04923 | 174 | 124 | 34 | 16 |
1034 | It's a 5th-floor walk up. So, that was a whole thing. | 1.3793 | 0.05455 | 145 | 104 | 27 | 14 |
1035 | I did not bring them. They followed me. You know what they're like. | 1.3793 | 0.05277 | 145 | 102 | 31 | 12 |
1036 | They are free range but not grass fed. | 1.3793 | 0.05455 | 145 | 104 | 27 | 14 |
1037 | The ad said “Work from Home” | 1.3793 | 0.05367 | 145 | 103 | 29 | 13 |
1038 | Yeah, but the black one left to see the sights. | 1.3793 | 0.05628 | 145 | 106 | 23 | 16 |
1039 | You're right, Mother. My friends do all appear to be sheep. | 1.3791 | 0.05164 | 153 | 108 | 32 | 13 |
1040 | Cool if I work from home today? | 1.3791 | 0.05328 | 153 | 110 | 28 | 15 |
1041 | I'm out of sick days, so my boss is making me work from home. | 1.3789 | 0.05057 | 161 | 114 | 33 | 14 |
1042 | Dammit, Bo-Peep, if you'd follow me on Instagram, you'd know where they are! | 1.3789 | 0.04980 | 161 | 113 | 35 | 13 |
1043 | Bo? Get your ass over here. | 1.3785 | 0.04728 | 177 | 124 | 39 | 14 |
1044 | Oh, nothing. We're just watching ''Babe" again. | 1.3784 | 0.04927 | 148 | 101 | 38 | 9 |
1045 | Hello, Mary? Yes, I found them. | 1.3784 | 0.05287 | 148 | 105 | 30 | 13 |
1046 | Sorry, but I can't return them until I refill my Ambien prescription. | 1.3782 | 0.05252 | 156 | 112 | 29 | 15 |
1047 | My parents told me I had to get a job or move out and now they're still not happy." | 1.3782 | 0.05092 | 156 | 110 | 33 | 13 |
1048 | I've gathered your next group of cabinet candidates. | 1.3782 | 0.05483 | 156 | 115 | 23 | 18 |
1049 | Turns out that damn Border Collie has a girlfriend in town. | 1.3782 | 0.05010 | 156 | 109 | 35 | 12 |
1050 | Yes I can have them there by your bedtime. | 1.3779 | 0.04753 | 172 | 120 | 39 | 13 |
1051 | No, beekeeping was last week. | 1.3778 | 0.05137 | 135 | 92 | 35 | 8 |
1052 | Do as I say Bo Peep: meet me in the lobby at noon, bring the cash, come alone. | 1.3776 | 0.05597 | 143 | 104 | 24 | 15 |
1053 | Hello Insomnia Clinic, your advanced reality therapy isn't working. | 1.3776 | 0.05508 | 143 | 103 | 26 | 14 |
1054 | No, this is Ewe-ber. With an E. | 1.3776 | 0.05597 | 143 | 104 | 24 | 15 |
1055 | Hi Sid, I’m going to work from home today. | 1.3775 | 0.05539 | 151 | 111 | 23 | 17 |
1056 | I assumed the wool would arrive pre-bagged. | 1.3775 | 0.05458 | 151 | 110 | 25 | 16 |
1057 | I'll never doze off at farmers auction again! | 1.3775 | 0.04949 | 151 | 104 | 37 | 10 |
1058 | I was exhausted. How was I supposed to know you weren’t being literal? | 1.3774 | 0.05022 | 159 | 112 | 34 | 13 |
1059 | This place has breathtaking ewes | 1.3774 | 0.05178 | 159 | 114 | 30 | 15 |
1060 | Actually, my rod and my staff haven’t been much comfort. | 1.3774 | 0.04942 | 159 | 111 | 36 | 12 |
1061 | They're getting restless. I'm not sure 'Wolf of Wall Street' was a good idea. | 1.3774 | 0.04861 | 159 | 110 | 38 | 11 |
1062 | Bo Peep? You'll never guess where I found them. | 1.3771 | 0.04967 | 175 | 126 | 32 | 17 |
1063 | My boss wouldn't give me the day off, so I'm working from home. | 1.3770 | 0.04870 | 183 | 132 | 33 | 18 |
1064 | I miss you, too, Bo. | 1.3768 | 0.05652 | 138 | 100 | 24 | 14 |
1065 | If this doesn't work, I'm taking an Ambien. | 1.3768 | 0.05265 | 138 | 96 | 32 | 10 |
1066 | I love working from home. | 1.3767 | 0.05156 | 146 | 102 | 33 | 11 |
1067 | I swear you said "Get the flock out of town!" | 1.3767 | 0.05424 | 146 | 105 | 27 | 14 |
1068 | For some reason , I just can't stop going to sleep. | 1.3767 | 0.05156 | 146 | 102 | 33 | 11 |
1069 | Yes, Room Service... I think I'll try that glass of warm milk now... | 1.3766 | 0.05053 | 154 | 108 | 34 | 12 |
1070 | Look, I'm going to be a little late. It appears that I overslept. | 1.3766 | 0.04968 | 154 | 107 | 36 | 11 |
1071 | I lost count while I was trying to get to sleep | 1.3766 | 0.05299 | 154 | 111 | 28 | 15 |
1072 | Let me give it to you straight, Mom -- I've made some terrible investments. | 1.3766 | 0.05218 | 154 | 110 | 30 | 14 |
1073 | Oh, just teaching someone on Airbnb a lesson about mandatory cleaning fees... | 1.3766 | 0.05457 | 154 | 113 | 24 | 17 |
1074 | No, I know the difference between literally and metaphorically. I meant "literally!" | 1.3766 | 0.05299 | 154 | 111 | 28 | 15 |
1075 | On second thought, ixnay on the ambchops-lay. Send me up a salad instead. | 1.3765 | 0.04955 | 162 | 114 | 35 | 13 |
1076 | Well, they came with the new mattress and I can't get them to leave! | 1.3765 | 0.05255 | 162 | 118 | 27 | 17 |
1077 | Hello, I'd like to submit a complaint about my neighbor's barking dog. | 1.3765 | 0.04798 | 162 | 112 | 39 | 11 |
1078 | I thought that I was just counting them, not bidding on them. | 1.3765 | 0.04955 | 162 | 114 | 35 | 13 |
1079 | Hey honey, remember when you told me not to bring work home? | 1.3765 | 0.05255 | 162 | 118 | 27 | 17 |
1080 | No, I did not say "cheap" apartment | 1.3764 | 0.04773 | 178 | 126 | 37 | 15 |
1081 | I guess it worked, because I must be dreaming. | 1.3764 | 0.04706 | 178 | 125 | 39 | 14 |
1082 | Can you help me put together this wool sweater from Ikea? | 1.3764 | 0.05157 | 178 | 132 | 25 | 21 |
1083 | I’m not sure how many there are.” “Whenever I count them, I fall asleep. | 1.3764 | 0.05032 | 178 | 130 | 29 | 19 |
1084 | Ma, stop nagging. I know I'm the black sheep, but I'm hanging with a good crowd. | 1.3763 | 0.04871 | 186 | 135 | 32 | 19 |
1085 | Yeah. It’s an Air Baa-n-Baa. | 1.3763 | 0.04811 | 186 | 134 | 34 | 18 |
1086 | I'm asking, how much sheep can a sheep shearer shear if a sheep shearer could shear sheep? | 1.3760 | 0.05975 | 125 | 91 | 21 | 13 |
1087 | My therapist says I'm a herder! | 1.3759 | 0.05607 | 133 | 95 | 26 | 12 |
1088 | I said CHEAP. I was looking for something really CHEAP. | 1.3759 | 0.05471 | 141 | 101 | 27 | 13 |
1089 | Is there something you should have told me when I sub-leased your apartment, Bo? | 1.3759 | 0.05653 | 141 | 103 | 23 | 15 |
1090 | I'm in the process of looking for a new field. | 1.3759 | 0.05282 | 141 | 99 | 31 | 11 |
1091 | Yep, I’m on it. One for the little boy who lives down the lane. | 1.3758 | 0.05257 | 149 | 106 | 30 | 13 |
1092 | We never miss an episode of Graze Anatomy. | 1.3758 | 0.05257 | 149 | 106 | 30 | 13 |
1093 | Let me call you back...I'm watching the evening ewes. | 1.3758 | 0.05510 | 149 | 109 | 24 | 16 |
1094 | To get real sleep, you need real sheep. | 1.3758 | 0.05343 | 149 | 107 | 28 | 14 |
1095 | No, Doc, I said, “I need some sleep” | 1.3758 | 0.05343 | 149 | 107 | 28 | 14 |
1096 | I'll call you back. I've got some Trump voters to take care of. | 1.3758 | 0.05301 | 157 | 114 | 27 | 16 |
1097 | What do you mean count them in your mind? | 1.3758 | 0.05224 | 157 | 113 | 29 | 15 |
1098 | I know I shouldn't have gotten my hopes up about urban farming. | 1.3758 | 0.05039 | 165 | 118 | 32 | 15 |
1099 | Blue? Peep. Small bills in a brown bag. No cops or they're chops. | 1.3757 | 0.04939 | 173 | 124 | 33 | 16 |
1100 | Hello, Room Service? We'd like one New York steak, medium rare, and 12 dinner salads. | 1.3750 | 0.05182 | 152 | 108 | 31 | 13 |
1101 | Yeah doc, the trazodone put me right to sleep but I'm not sure I can live with the side effects | 1.3750 | 0.05564 | 144 | 105 | 24 | 15 |
1102 | They insist on watching every Ram's game. | 1.3750 | 0.05097 | 152 | 107 | 33 | 12 |
1103 | Yes, I'd like to cancel my subscription... | 1.3750 | 0.04742 | 176 | 124 | 38 | 14 |
1104 | I need to get the flock outta here. | 1.3750 | 0.05151 | 160 | 115 | 30 | 15 |
1105 | They're asking for political asylum. Something about a "big bad wolf" is all that I could get out them. | 1.3750 | 0.05869 | 128 | 93 | 22 | 13 |
1106 | Well, my roommates and I are very close-knit. | 1.3750 | 0.05517 | 136 | 97 | 27 | 12 |
1107 | It’s just like living on the farm, only the reception is better. | 1.3750 | 0.05011 | 152 | 106 | 35 | 11 |
1108 | Yup, I left them alone and they came home. | 1.3750 | 0.04923 | 152 | 105 | 37 | 10 |
1109 | They won't listen to me. I tell them what to do and they say, "The Lord is my Shepherd." | 1.3750 | 0.04917 | 160 | 112 | 36 | 12 |
1110 | Send in more sheep, I am still awake | 1.3750 | 0.05011 | 152 | 106 | 35 | 11 |
1111 | Hello, I need to return the DIY sweather kit. I guess we have different definitions of do it yourself! | 1.3750 | 0.04900 | 168 | 119 | 35 | 14 |
1112 | hello, is Mary there | 1.3750 | 0.05183 | 168 | 123 | 27 | 18 |
1113 | My sleep aid worked at first, but I seem to need more and more. | 1.3750 | 0.05227 | 160 | 116 | 28 | 16 |
1114 | Hey, Ma, New York City is crazy. They have this place in Central Park called Sheep Meadow, but they don’t allow sheep there! | 1.3742 | 0.04774 | 163 | 113 | 39 | 11 |
1115 | Yeah, the grand prize was a free trip to the city for me and a dozen of my closest friends! | 1.3742 | 0.04774 | 163 | 113 | 39 | 11 |
1116 | I told you I needed fresh sheets. | 1.3742 | 0.05109 | 155 | 110 | 32 | 13 |
1117 | One pizza, a bottle of beer, and fifty pounds of hay. | 1.3742 | 0.04681 | 155 | 105 | 42 | 8 |
1118 | Granted, it is an unusual gig, but it pays well and is easier than herding cats. | 1.3742 | 0.05270 | 155 | 112 | 28 | 15 |
1119 | I wish I had thought of this whole telecommuting thing years ago. | 1.3742 | 0.04942 | 155 | 108 | 36 | 11 |
1120 | I would like to order several hundred pounds of fresh grass, with a side of clover and forbs or whatever you reccomend for a night of light grazing. | 1.3742 | 0.04942 | 155 | 108 | 36 | 11 |
1121 | The sheep aren't working, Doctor. Can't I just go back to Ambien? | 1.3742 | 0.05109 | 155 | 110 | 32 | 13 |
1122 | We're cramped, but it's a New York apartment... | 1.3742 | 0.04942 | 155 | 108 | 36 | 11 |
1123 | This Wolf on CNN... do we trust him? | 1.3741 | 0.05393 | 147 | 106 | 27 | 14 |
1124 | A city this size - and nobody delivers hay. | 1.3741 | 0.04750 | 147 | 99 | 41 | 7 |
1125 | It's like herding cats, but much, much easier. | 1.3741 | 0.05563 | 147 | 108 | 23 | 16 |
1126 | Sorry to hang up...but I have to get the flock out of here. | 1.3741 | 0.05393 | 147 | 106 | 27 | 14 |
1127 | Yeah, it seems like everyone who is young and white flocks to the city. | 1.3741 | 0.05306 | 147 | 105 | 29 | 13 |
1128 | I am afraid you misread the listing. This is a sheep apartment, not a cheap apartment. | 1.3741 | 0.05333 | 139 | 98 | 30 | 11 |
1129 | I need my Ambien back, this new thing isn't working out. | 1.3741 | 0.05234 | 139 | 97 | 32 | 10 |
1130 | Bo, it's me. Give me a call as soon as you can, babe. | 1.3736 | 0.04915 | 174 | 125 | 33 | 16 |
1131 | No. I said I was watching the Rams! | 1.3735 | 0.04790 | 166 | 116 | 38 | 12 |
1132 | OK, I've led them to Fox News. Now what? | 1.3734 | 0.05118 | 158 | 113 | 31 | 14 |
1133 | I'd like a cheeseburger with fries, a large Coke, and two bales of alfalfa. | 1.3734 | 0.04876 | 158 | 110 | 37 | 11 |
1134 | I'd like to order 3 bales of hay and a large pizza with everything. | 1.3734 | 0.04621 | 158 | 107 | 43 | 8 |
1135 | I would like to order in from the grazing menu | 1.3733 | 0.05228 | 150 | 107 | 30 | 13 |
1136 | I work from home Fridays | 1.3733 | 0.05228 | 150 | 107 | 30 | 13 |
1137 | Hi, Bo Peep? Yeah, I found them. | 1.3733 | 0.05228 | 150 | 107 | 30 | 13 |
1138 | I'm just about to take a nap. | 1.3733 | 0.05228 | 150 | 107 | 30 | 13 |
1139 | I think they’re looking for the remote. | 1.3732 | 0.05346 | 142 | 101 | 29 | 12 |
1140 | I just explained to them that technically these aren't pets. | 1.3731 | 0.05367 | 134 | 94 | 30 | 10 |
1141 | How do I know you're not a wolf? | 1.3731 | 0.05367 | 134 | 94 | 30 | 10 |
1142 | The view is great and I have never slept better. | 1.3731 | 0.05573 | 134 | 96 | 26 | 12 |
1143 | My landlord told me to get the flock out of here. | 1.3731 | 0.04443 | 193 | 135 | 44 | 14 |
1144 | I’ve only been here a week in the landlord told me to get the flock out of here | 1.3730 | 0.05826 | 126 | 91 | 23 | 12 |
1145 | A total of 42. Now I've got to go. I'm getting really sleepy. | 1.3729 | 0.04511 | 177 | 122 | 44 | 11 |
1146 | Bo Peep residence? I have good news. | 1.3728 | 0.05019 | 169 | 122 | 31 | 16 |
1147 | I told you, I'm at work! | 1.3728 | 0.04655 | 169 | 117 | 41 | 11 |
1148 | They loved the Met and the Guggenheim but the grass in Central Park wasn’t to their liking. | 1.3727 | 0.04730 | 161 | 111 | 40 | 10 |
1149 | What do you mean border collies aren't allowed on the twelfth floor? | 1.3727 | 0.05124 | 161 | 116 | 30 | 15 |
1150 | The condo Rules and Regs say no GOATS | 1.3727 | 0.05048 | 161 | 115 | 32 | 14 |
1151 | Big Bad Wolf? Don’t buzz him in. | 1.3725 | 0.04897 | 153 | 106 | 37 | 10 |
1152 | Tried it! Tried it! Yeah, tried that too. I don’t know, maybe 10 or 12. What's melatonin? | 1.3725 | 0.05069 | 153 | 108 | 33 | 12 |
1153 | It was a loud bar. She thought I said "I wanna flock." | 1.3725 | 0.05236 | 153 | 110 | 29 | 14 |
1154 | No, I don't need a wake up call. I'm having trouble falling asleep as it is. | 1.3724 | 0.05532 | 145 | 106 | 24 | 15 |
1155 | The dog called in sick today so we're watching "Silence of the lambs" at home. | 1.3724 | 0.05265 | 145 | 103 | 30 | 12 |
1156 | At first they appreciated not getting eaten by wolves, but now they're always irritated about Netflix outages. | 1.3724 | 0.05080 | 145 | 101 | 34 | 10 |
1157 | Insomniacs Anonymous? | 1.3724 | 0.05444 | 145 | 105 | 26 | 14 |
1158 | Actually, I find I'm often more productive when I work from home. | 1.3723 | 0.05284 | 137 | 96 | 31 | 10 |
1159 | Hello, room service? Is your grass organic? | 1.3723 | 0.05580 | 137 | 99 | 25 | 13 |
1160 | Hello Bo Peep? I have some good news for you! | 1.3723 | 0.05580 | 137 | 99 | 25 | 13 |
1161 | The hard part was getting them up here in the elevator. | 1.3721 | 0.04524 | 172 | 118 | 44 | 10 |
1162 | No really, they just followed me home. Hm? Yeah...wagging their tails behind them. | 1.3721 | 0.04672 | 172 | 120 | 40 | 12 |
1163 | So turns out working at home was a bad idea. | 1.3720 | 0.04828 | 164 | 115 | 37 | 12 |
1164 | Wrong number, "Where the buffalo roam" is in room 650. | 1.3718 | 0.05242 | 156 | 113 | 28 | 15 |
1165 | Ewe Tube isn't working | 1.3718 | 0.05320 | 156 | 114 | 26 | 16 |
1166 | It's not the best grazing spot, but it's rent-controlled. | 1.3718 | 0.04831 | 156 | 108 | 38 | 10 |
1167 | Well, if I have to watch over my flock by night, I might as well be comfortable. | 1.3716 | 0.04915 | 148 | 102 | 37 | 9 |
1168 | They all wanted to watch "The Wolf of Wall Street." | 1.3716 | 0.04915 | 148 | 102 | 37 | 9 |
1169 | I hate to bring my work home with me, but it's the only way I can sleep at night. | 1.3714 | 0.05203 | 140 | 98 | 32 | 10 |
1170 | That’s right, bespoke artisanal sweaters delivered to your door. | 1.3714 | 0.05203 | 140 | 98 | 32 | 10 |
1171 | It's a staff job, and I get to work from home. | 1.3714 | 0.05397 | 140 | 100 | 28 | 12 |
1172 | Hello, Mary? We've got a problem | 1.3714 | 0.05492 | 140 | 101 | 26 | 13 |
1173 | I started counting them and they stayed the night. | 1.3713 | 0.04766 | 167 | 117 | 38 | 12 |
1174 | We’re watching ‘Silence of the Lambs,’ how about you? | 1.3711 | 0.05091 | 159 | 114 | 31 | 14 |
1175 | Silence f the Lambs" but they don't like it | 1.3711 | 0.04932 | 159 | 112 | 35 | 12 |
1176 | Your Arbnb is full of sheep, sir. I SAID SHEEP. | 1.3711 | 0.05012 | 159 | 113 | 33 | 13 |
1177 | I've counted them all, now what? | 1.3709 | 0.05027 | 151 | 106 | 34 | 11 |
1178 | I'm telling you, vertical herding is how we get to the top of the wool business. | 1.3709 | 0.05199 | 151 | 108 | 30 | 13 |
1179 | I'd like to make an appointment for 12 haircuts please. | 1.3709 | 0.05284 | 151 | 109 | 28 | 14 |
1180 | That's right, one cheeseburger, fries, a coke, and twelve paleolithic kale salads. | 1.3708 | 0.04831 | 178 | 128 | 34 | 16 |
1181 | I promise! You won’t hear a Peep out of them. | 1.3708 | 0.04698 | 178 | 126 | 38 | 14 |
1182 | I don't know. They all wandered in here when I turned on Fox News. | 1.3706 | 0.05407 | 143 | 103 | 27 | 13 |
1183 | No rush to hang up, Mom. I'm working from home today. | 1.3706 | 0.05497 | 143 | 104 | 25 | 14 |
1184 | OK, I counted them and had a good night’s sleep. Now what do I do with them? | 1.3704 | 0.04867 | 162 | 114 | 36 | 12 |
1185 | So few apartments have pastures. | 1.3704 | 0.05022 | 162 | 116 | 32 | 14 |
1186 | We went to Central Park today. The Sheep Meadow was a big disappointment. | 1.3704 | 0.04787 | 162 | 113 | 38 | 11 |
1187 | Mary, come and get your damn lambs. You know that was part of the divorce settlement. | 1.3704 | 0.05246 | 162 | 119 | 26 | 17 |
1188 | I'm working from home today. The meadow was packed. | 1.3704 | 0.04945 | 162 | 115 | 34 | 13 |
1189 | I thought this was my weekend with the kids. | 1.3704 | 0.05437 | 135 | 96 | 28 | 11 |
1190 | I'm in Brooklyn. They call everybody "ewes" here. | 1.3704 | 0.05319 | 162 | 120 | 24 | 18 |
1191 | No Miss Peep I can't tell you where to find them. That's what witness protection is all about. | 1.3701 | 0.05447 | 154 | 114 | 23 | 17 |
1192 | Miss Bo-Peep, just follow my instructions and your sheep will be returned unharmed. | 1.3701 | 0.05042 | 154 | 109 | 33 | 12 |
1193 | Believe me Gloria, this is easier than herding cats. | 1.3701 | 0.05368 | 154 | 113 | 25 | 16 |
1194 | The landlord told me that I have to get the flock out of here. | 1.3701 | 0.05289 | 154 | 112 | 27 | 15 |
1195 | Yo, Bo, Found Em. | 1.3701 | 0.05208 | 154 | 111 | 29 | 14 |
1196 | Honey! I had no choice. I had to get the flock outta there. | 1.3701 | 0.05042 | 154 | 109 | 33 | 12 |
1197 | Just one more episode, then we'll head back to the fields | 1.3699 | 0.05235 | 146 | 104 | 30 | 12 |
1198 | No, no, you've reached Beau Peep. | 1.3699 | 0.05669 | 146 | 109 | 20 | 17 |
1199 | ...can I get clover on that and then a dozen sides of pasture grass... | 1.3699 | 0.05144 | 146 | 103 | 32 | 11 |
1200 | The farm is toast. The girls are fine. Guess where FEMA sent us? | 1.3697 | 0.04880 | 165 | 117 | 35 | 13 |
1201 | Do you know what channel Lassie is on? | 1.3696 | 0.05150 | 138 | 96 | 33 | 9 |
1202 | How do you turn off the cooking channel? They're about to make lamb chops! | 1.3696 | 0.05546 | 138 | 100 | 25 | 13 |
1203 | Yes, I think I can help you with your insomnia issues. | 1.3694 | 0.05214 | 157 | 114 | 28 | 15 |
1204 | I lost count. | 1.3694 | 0.05291 | 157 | 115 | 26 | 16 |
1205 | Nope, still can't fall asleep. | 1.3693 | 0.04868 | 176 | 127 | 33 | 16 |
1206 | They only watch when Fox News is on. | 1.3692 | 0.05995 | 130 | 97 | 18 | 15 |
1207 | Yeah, I like my new job but sometimes I still have to take work home. | 1.3691 | 0.05332 | 149 | 108 | 27 | 14 |
1208 | Wait a minute, where's the wolf now? | 1.3691 | 0.04980 | 149 | 104 | 35 | 10 |
1209 | A letter coming from the Home Owner's Association about what? | 1.3691 | 0.05246 | 149 | 107 | 29 | 13 |
1210 | I know, everyone's flocking to the city these days. | 1.3691 | 0.05159 | 149 | 106 | 31 | 12 |
1211 | I thought they only followed me on Facebook. | 1.3690 | 0.04667 | 168 | 117 | 40 | 11 |
1212 | I've got to stop taking my work home with me. | 1.3688 | 0.05459 | 141 | 102 | 26 | 13 |
1213 | Bo Peep. Jack here. I think I found them. | 1.3688 | 0.05365 | 141 | 101 | 28 | 12 |
1214 | We thought the Rams were on today. | 1.3687 | 0.05064 | 160 | 115 | 31 | 14 |
1215 | You need roommates to afford a city apartment these days. | 1.3687 | 0.04608 | 179 | 126 | 40 | 13 |
1216 | Fine, if you don't want 'em, I'll sell 'em on eBaa." | 1.3687 | 0.04873 | 179 | 130 | 32 | 17 |
1217 | I'd love to go out, but I'm kind of on the lam. | 1.3684 | 0.05337 | 152 | 111 | 26 | 15 |
1218 | Got to get off the phone now. I brought a lot of work home tonight. | 1.3684 | 0.05086 | 152 | 108 | 32 | 12 |
1219 | With the cats, I could never satisfy my herding instincts. | 1.3684 | 0.04900 | 171 | 123 | 33 | 15 |
1220 | Yes, I fell asleep and slept well, but... | 1.3684 | 0.05337 | 152 | 111 | 26 | 15 |
1221 | Yes hello, I’d like to cancel my subscription to Net Flocks. | 1.3684 | 0.05254 | 152 | 110 | 28 | 14 |
1222 | Love ewe, too. | 1.3684 | 0.04900 | 171 | 123 | 33 | 15 |
1223 | "Yes sir, enough wool for three bags full. Just bring your own bags and shears. | 1.3684 | 0.05086 | 152 | 108 | 32 | 12 |
1224 | Your website says ‘pet friendly’ but I just thought I’d call. | 1.3681 | 0.05071 | 163 | 118 | 30 | 15 |
1225 | Bo, I found your sheep... and it's gonna cost ya. | 1.3681 | 0.05071 | 163 | 118 | 30 | 15 |
1226 | I thought you said a room with a ewe. | 1.3681 | 0.04842 | 163 | 115 | 36 | 12 |
1227 | The food channel is coming on and I don't want to upset them. | 1.3681 | 0.05465 | 144 | 105 | 25 | 14 |
1228 | Hi, I'm calling about the Boarder Collie | 1.3681 | 0.05375 | 144 | 104 | 27 | 13 |
1229 | This just isn't working out. I need to get the flock outta here. | 1.3681 | 0.05284 | 144 | 103 | 29 | 12 |
1230 | Well, I am sleeping better. | 1.3677 | 0.04931 | 155 | 109 | 35 | 11 |
1231 | Seems like alot for grass. but you deliver? | 1.3677 | 0.05180 | 155 | 112 | 29 | 14 |
1232 | Hey Siri, Text Bo Peep, "I"ve found them! | 1.3677 | 0.05015 | 155 | 110 | 33 | 12 |
1233 | ... sure they work, but I think I'd like to go back to the sleeping pills. | 1.3677 | 0.04758 | 155 | 107 | 39 | 9 |
1234 | Well, it's like herding cats. | 1.3676 | 0.05302 | 136 | 96 | 30 | 10 |
1235 | Beef and broccoli. Hot and sour soup. And six bales of hay. Ten minutes? Great! | 1.3676 | 0.05602 | 136 | 99 | 24 | 13 |
1236 | Working from home isn't half bad- I tune in to Fox and Friends, and they fall right in line! | 1.3676 | 0.05199 | 136 | 95 | 32 | 9 |
1237 | I'm all for farm-to-table, but this is ridiculous! | 1.3675 | 0.04545 | 166 | 114 | 43 | 9 |
1238 | I agree, one of them is a wolf - I'll keep looking. | 1.3673 | 0.05116 | 147 | 104 | 32 | 11 |
1239 | I'm trying to work from home but I just keep falling asleep | 1.3673 | 0.05116 | 147 | 104 | 32 | 11 |
1240 | I brought some work home with me again. | 1.3673 | 0.05024 | 147 | 103 | 34 | 10 |
1241 | No, I have no idea who ordered the movie "Babe" fourteen times | 1.3673 | 0.05116 | 147 | 104 | 32 | 11 |
1242 | I thought you said I can count sheep to go to sleep, then why am I so awake right now? | 1.3673 | 0.05116 | 147 | 104 | 32 | 11 |
1243 | Bo Peep please. | 1.3671 | 0.04947 | 158 | 112 | 34 | 12 |
1244 | Things are actually actually pretty Ba-a-a-a -d. | 1.3671 | 0.05107 | 158 | 114 | 30 | 14 |
1245 | Miss Peep, leave $150,000 in unmarked bills under the Brooklyn Bridge at midnight. | 1.3671 | 0.05414 | 158 | 118 | 22 | 18 |
1246 | Three bags? Hell, I have a whole roomful. | 1.3669 | 0.05320 | 139 | 99 | 29 | 11 |
1247 | Counting them didn’t help | 1.3669 | 0.05320 | 139 | 99 | 29 | 11 |
1248 | I need to stop bringing my work home with me. | 1.3669 | 0.05320 | 139 | 99 | 29 | 11 |
1249 | Yeah, we've got a few gigs through the holidays, but then I guess it's out to pasture. | 1.3669 | 0.05017 | 139 | 96 | 35 | 8 |
1250 | We missed the Meadowlands exit. | 1.3669 | 0.04491 | 169 | 116 | 44 | 9 |
1251 | Yes they did help me sleep, can you come get them now? | 1.3667 | 0.05217 | 150 | 108 | 29 | 13 |
1252 | I'm taking a course on leadership. | 1.3667 | 0.04654 | 180 | 128 | 38 | 14 |
1253 | I promised em they could watch "Silence of The Lambs" | 1.3667 | 0.05217 | 150 | 108 | 29 | 13 |
1254 | No i said a cheap appartement | 1.3665 | 0.05114 | 161 | 117 | 29 | 15 |
1255 | Yes, Ms. Peep...I think I have found what you lost...can you describe your lost items in detail? | 1.3665 | 0.05114 | 161 | 117 | 29 | 15 |
1256 | Front Desk, "I would like to order 3 bales of Hay and a shovel, please" | 1.3665 | 0.04637 | 161 | 111 | 41 | 9 |
1257 | Listen carefully Bo Peep I have your sheep | 1.3662 | 0.05426 | 142 | 103 | 26 | 13 |
1258 | Yo. Peep here again. Yeah. I found 'em. Turns out they never even left the apartment. | 1.3662 | 0.05518 | 142 | 104 | 24 | 14 |
1259 | No, we took the stairs. | 1.3662 | 0.05045 | 142 | 99 | 34 | 9 |
1260 | If it’s that wolf at the door, don’t let him in. | 1.3661 | 0.04665 | 183 | 131 | 37 | 15 |
1261 | so we're heading off to bethlehem in the morning | 1.3660 | 0.04973 | 153 | 108 | 34 | 11 |
1262 | Yes, sir - yes, sir. Three bags full. | 1.3660 | 0.04885 | 153 | 107 | 36 | 10 |
1263 | So far, I’m not a big fan of telecommuting. | 1.3660 | 0.04885 | 153 | 107 | 36 | 10 |
1264 | Bo Peep?....Yeah, they're at my place. | 1.3660 | 0.05143 | 153 | 110 | 30 | 13 |
1265 | Room service? I need some grass. | 1.3659 | 0.05917 | 123 | 90 | 21 | 12 |
1266 | Wool’s trading for WHAT?! | 1.3659 | 0.04971 | 164 | 118 | 32 | 14 |
1267 | Yes, that's one pepperoni pizza and two bales of hay. | 1.3659 | 0.05045 | 164 | 119 | 30 | 15 |
1268 | Evidently the city that doesn't sleep is just the untapped market I've been looking for! | 1.3659 | 0.04971 | 164 | 118 | 32 | 14 |
1269 | What would Jesus do? | 1.3659 | 0.04971 | 164 | 118 | 32 | 14 |
1270 | Look, Doc, I'm all for natural alternatives, but couldn't you just prescribe me some Ambien? | 1.3659 | 0.06246 | 123 | 93 | 15 | 15 |
1271 | It's me, Bo. You'll never guess where I finally found them. | 1.3657 | 0.04883 | 175 | 127 | 32 | 16 |
1272 | Very funny, Al. No, I am not sheepless in Seattle. | 1.3657 | 0.05354 | 134 | 95 | 29 | 10 |
1273 | Hello, Ewe Tube? Have I got a video for you.... | 1.3655 | 0.05068 | 145 | 102 | 33 | 10 |
1274 | Yeah, I took your advice and left them alone . . . and they did come home, but they're still not happy about the location. | 1.3655 | 0.05344 | 145 | 105 | 27 | 13 |
1275 | Hello, Little Bo-Peep? Now listen, and listen carefully... | 1.3655 | 0.05344 | 145 | 105 | 27 | 13 |
1276 | I said only ONE for the little boy who lives down the lane. | 1.3655 | 0.05068 | 145 | 102 | 33 | 10 |
1277 | I didn't get fired, but they are putting me out to pasture. | 1.3654 | 0.05071 | 156 | 112 | 31 | 13 |
1278 | Now, what are your roaming charges? | 1.3654 | 0.05071 | 156 | 112 | 31 | 13 |
1279 | Even though it’s a pull-out, I’m sleeping remarkably well. | 1.3654 | 0.05231 | 156 | 114 | 27 | 15 |
1280 | That will be twelve large orders of grass, and one kale salad. | 1.3654 | 0.04555 | 156 | 106 | 43 | 7 |
1281 | It's very simple Ms Peep - it's your money or your sheep. | 1.3654 | 0.05310 | 156 | 115 | 25 | 16 |
1282 | Is the wolf gone yet? | 1.3654 | 0.04905 | 156 | 110 | 35 | 11 |
1283 | Rent a sheep to help you fall asleep! Rob speaking. How many sheep do you need? | 1.3650 | 0.05167 | 137 | 96 | 32 | 9 |
1284 | Honey, the dog had the day off so I brought work home. | 1.3649 | 0.05176 | 148 | 106 | 30 | 12 |
1285 | No, pretty sure they're trump supporters. | 1.3649 | 0.05351 | 148 | 108 | 26 | 14 |
1286 | I THINK someone signed me up for a sleep study. | 1.3649 | 0.04808 | 148 | 102 | 38 | 8 |
1287 | Oh,it's ewe again. | 1.3649 | 0.05087 | 148 | 105 | 32 | 11 |
1288 | Hello? Netflocks? | 1.3649 | 0.05176 | 148 | 106 | 30 | 12 |
1289 | Yeah, I know the there's a limit, but technically they're not pets. | 1.3649 | 0.05265 | 148 | 107 | 28 | 13 |
1290 | Yeah, you just leave them alone, and they come home. | 1.3648 | 0.04757 | 159 | 111 | 38 | 10 |
1291 | We can’t go anywhere until I can convince them that the Wolf of Wall Street isn’t an actual wolf. | 1.3648 | 0.05002 | 159 | 114 | 32 | 13 |
1292 | This is Bob Peep, my wife isn't home. | 1.3647 | 0.04914 | 170 | 123 | 32 | 15 |
1293 | No one told me that they can't go DOWN steps. | 1.3643 | 0.05385 | 129 | 91 | 29 | 9 |
1294 | Right. That's one shepherd's pie and a dozen bowls of milk. | 1.3643 | 0.05479 | 140 | 102 | 25 | 13 |
1295 | No, that was SIX bales of hay and ONE Shepherds Pie. | 1.3643 | 0.05385 | 140 | 101 | 27 | 12 |
1296 | Hello, room service? I'd like a grilled cheese and seventeen garden salads. | 1.3642 | 0.05356 | 151 | 111 | 25 | 15 |
1297 | They said, "count the sheep to fall asleep", but they never said anything about what to do once you wake up. | 1.3642 | 0.05188 | 151 | 109 | 29 | 13 |
1298 | First of all, I am not little. Secondly, they are not mine. | 1.3642 | 0.05188 | 151 | 109 | 29 | 13 |
1299 | Thinking about getting the flock out of here. | 1.3642 | 0.05015 | 151 | 107 | 33 | 11 |
1300 | Please send up one order of the chicken stir-fry, two bottles of ginger ale and a border collie. | 1.3642 | 0.05015 | 151 | 107 | 33 | 11 |
1301 | You'll never find them, Bo Peep, so pay up if you want them back. | 1.3642 | 0.04926 | 151 | 106 | 35 | 10 |
1302 | That's right, Ms. Bo-Peep -- $25,000 or it's mutton time. | 1.3642 | 0.05437 | 151 | 112 | 23 | 16 |
1303 | For some reason Doc, whenever I check to see if they're all here I have trouble staying awake | 1.3642 | 0.05273 | 151 | 110 | 27 | 14 |
1304 | Yes, Miss Bo, we're good. It's halftime and the Rams are ahead. | 1.3642 | 0.05356 | 151 | 111 | 25 | 15 |
1305 | Not tonight. Sometimes I have to bring work home. | 1.3642 | 0.04777 | 162 | 114 | 37 | 11 |
1306 | Hey, Bo? Found 'em. | 1.3642 | 0.05056 | 173 | 128 | 27 | 18 |
1307 | I know I'm supposed to lead them somewhere, but I can't risk losing this rent-controlled apartment. | 1.3642 | 0.04782 | 173 | 124 | 35 | 14 |
1308 | Believe me, I've tried non-pharmaceutical methods. | 1.3636 | 0.04946 | 154 | 109 | 34 | 11 |
1309 | I already herd. | 1.3636 | 0.05197 | 154 | 112 | 28 | 14 |
1310 | You say you're holding the black sheep at the border? | 1.3636 | 0.04792 | 176 | 127 | 34 | 15 |
1311 | I’m watching Graze Anatomy, how about you? | 1.3636 | 0.04945 | 165 | 119 | 32 | 14 |
1312 | Once they cut both the farm and the rent subsidies, I really had no other choice. | 1.3636 | 0.05113 | 143 | 101 | 32 | 10 |
1313 | I will say the career change has done wonders for my insomnia. | 1.3636 | 0.04870 | 165 | 118 | 34 | 13 |
1314 | What do you mean the wolf of Wall Street is a metaphor? | 1.3636 | 0.05574 | 143 | 106 | 22 | 15 |
1315 | Exactly how soon can we get that farm-to-table reservation? | 1.3631 | 0.04881 | 168 | 121 | 33 | 14 |
1316 | Although the wolf's no longer a problem, the coop board's been threatening me something fierce. | 1.3631 | 0.04795 | 157 | 110 | 37 | 10 |
1317 | I've counted them all; what doI do now? | 1.3631 | 0.04879 | 157 | 111 | 35 | 11 |
1318 | Some hotels are just better than others at helping you get to sleep. | 1.3631 | 0.04962 | 157 | 112 | 33 | 12 |
1319 | Working from home is the best decision I ever made. | 1.3631 | 0.04795 | 157 | 110 | 37 | 10 |
1320 | I need a bigger staff. | 1.3630 | 0.05313 | 146 | 106 | 27 | 13 |
1321 | I was trying to get some sleep and now they just won't leave. | 1.3630 | 0.05401 | 146 | 107 | 25 | 14 |
1322 | I've tried that and I'm still wide awake. | 1.3630 | 0.05525 | 135 | 98 | 25 | 12 |
1323 | Yeah, I’ve tried that, but I’m still wide awake. | 1.3630 | 0.05424 | 135 | 97 | 27 | 11 |
1324 | I overslept. | 1.3626 | 0.04890 | 171 | 124 | 32 | 15 |
1325 | No, haven’t heard a peep from her; but I do know where she can find them. | 1.3626 | 0.04600 | 171 | 120 | 40 | 11 |
1326 | You're right Dr. Brulov , I've got to stop taking my work home with me. | 1.3625 | 0.04896 | 160 | 114 | 34 | 12 |
1327 | I've got something of yours, Peep, and if you play ball , nobody gets hurt. | 1.3625 | 0.04975 | 160 | 115 | 32 | 13 |
1328 | Bo? It’s me. I found them. What? Leave them alone? Are you sure? | 1.3625 | 0.05356 | 160 | 120 | 22 | 18 |
1329 | Just wanted to let you know I’ll be working from home again tomorrow. | 1.3624 | 0.05059 | 149 | 106 | 32 | 11 |
1330 | That's 3 bales of hay, 4 orders of clover, 2 of crabgrass, and a club sandwich. | 1.3624 | 0.04686 | 149 | 102 | 40 | 7 |
1331 | The hardest part of bringing the work home is staying awake | 1.3624 | 0.04968 | 149 | 105 | 34 | 10 |
1332 | I really miss working in the field. | 1.3623 | 0.05239 | 138 | 98 | 30 | 10 |
1333 | Yeah, I brought work home so I can watch the game. | 1.3623 | 0.05437 | 138 | 100 | 26 | 12 |
1334 | That’s right, I do petting zoos, birthdays, and baaaaat mitzvahs | 1.3621 | 0.04829 | 174 | 126 | 33 | 15 |
1335 | Well, I gotta say, apartment sitting is a much more enjoyable side gig for us than that dog-walking one... | 1.3620 | 0.04590 | 163 | 113 | 41 | 9 |
1336 | Sorry, but I don't think this stay-at-home job is going to work | 1.3620 | 0.05061 | 163 | 119 | 29 | 15 |
1337 | I have to stop bringing my work home with me. | 1.3620 | 0.04909 | 163 | 117 | 33 | 13 |
1338 | They wanted horror, so we're watching Wolf of Wall Street again. | 1.3620 | 0.05061 | 163 | 119 | 29 | 15 |
1339 | No, I just left them alone, and ... | 1.3620 | 0.04672 | 163 | 114 | 39 | 10 |
1340 | Waiting for the LA Rams game. How about you? | 1.3620 | 0.04909 | 163 | 117 | 33 | 13 |
1341 | This is room 417. Please send up one Shepherd's Pie and an acre of grass. | 1.3618 | 0.04988 | 152 | 108 | 33 | 11 |
1342 | I want to report a lost border collie, answers to the name "Scotty" | 1.3618 | 0.05159 | 152 | 110 | 29 | 13 |
1343 | Nice place, but I’m getting fleeced on the rent. | 1.3618 | 0.05074 | 152 | 109 | 31 | 12 |
1344 | How do I get ewe tube? | 1.3617 | 0.05629 | 141 | 105 | 21 | 15 |
1345 | I am giving sweaters for gifts this Christmas...lots of sweaters. | 1.3616 | 0.04492 | 177 | 124 | 42 | 11 |
1346 | Doc, I'm still having trouble falling asleep. | 1.3615 | 0.05350 | 130 | 92 | 29 | 9 |
1347 | I told them that I would only take the job if I could work from home on Fridays. | 1.3615 | 0.05238 | 130 | 91 | 31 | 8 |
1348 | Hello, is this Bo? | 1.3614 | 0.05067 | 166 | 122 | 28 | 16 |
1349 | Tell Little Bo Peep I found her damn sheep. | 1.3613 | 0.05406 | 155 | 116 | 22 | 17 |
1350 | We're watching "50 Shades of Graze." What are you up to? | 1.3613 | 0.04919 | 155 | 110 | 34 | 11 |
1351 | No, I'm Little Bo pooped. | 1.3613 | 0.04919 | 155 | 110 | 34 | 11 |
1352 | Siri, I'm not talking dirty. What I asked was in Sheep Meadow was there a flocking fee? | 1.3613 | 0.05406 | 155 | 116 | 22 | 17 |
1353 | The people downstairs are fine with it. They’ve got llamas. | 1.3613 | 0.05004 | 155 | 111 | 32 | 12 |
1354 | One order of bun cha and enough lemon grass for 24. | 1.3613 | 0.05249 | 155 | 114 | 26 | 15 |
1355 | I'm on the wait list for a ground floor apartment. | 1.3611 | 0.04889 | 144 | 100 | 36 | 8 |
1356 | Yes, I'm trying to reach a Ms Peep? | 1.3611 | 0.04905 | 180 | 133 | 29 | 18 |
1357 | Hello, 911? I’ve been fleeced. | 1.3611 | 0.04510 | 180 | 127 | 41 | 12 |
1358 | Oooooooh, you said a "CHEAP" hotel room. My bad. | 1.3611 | 0.04968 | 180 | 134 | 27 | 19 |
1359 | No, I can't sleep either. | 1.3611 | 0.05179 | 144 | 103 | 30 | 11 |
1360 | Same ole...working on boundary issues. | 1.3611 | 0.05084 | 144 | 102 | 32 | 10 |
1361 | I’d like to cancel a subscription.” | 1.3611 | 0.04578 | 180 | 128 | 39 | 13 |
1362 | Mary? | 1.3609 | 0.04784 | 169 | 121 | 35 | 13 |
1363 | Well, yes...I have tried counting sheep | 1.3609 | 0.05266 | 133 | 94 | 30 | 9 |
1364 | I just got tired of herding cats. | 1.3609 | 0.05478 | 133 | 96 | 26 | 11 |
1365 | No. I have no problem nodding off at bed time. | 1.3608 | 0.04936 | 158 | 113 | 33 | 12 |
1366 | I said, "With a view," not with a Ewe. | 1.3608 | 0.04854 | 158 | 112 | 35 | 11 |
1367 | I'm watching Flocks News right now, can I call you baaack? | 1.3605 | 0.05194 | 147 | 106 | 29 | 12 |
1368 | Mary didn't tell me they reproduced this fast. | 1.3605 | 0.05194 | 147 | 106 | 29 | 12 |
1369 | I told the office I'm herding from home | 1.3605 | 0.04725 | 172 | 123 | 36 | 13 |
1370 | Well, funny story, it all started when I couldn't get to sleep... | 1.3603 | 0.05078 | 136 | 95 | 33 | 8 |
1371 | I seem to have lost count | 1.3603 | 0.05390 | 136 | 98 | 27 | 11 |
1372 | Yes, my flock is registered by my sleep therapist as emotional support animals. | 1.3602 | 0.05027 | 161 | 117 | 30 | 14 |
1373 | We're watching the Ram game. | 1.3602 | 0.04870 | 161 | 115 | 34 | 12 |
1374 | No I don't know the exact number. I fall asleep anytime I try to count them | 1.3602 | 0.05179 | 161 | 119 | 26 | 16 |
1375 | Why didn't you tell me about your "No Sheep" policy at check-in?? | 1.3600 | 0.04849 | 150 | 105 | 36 | 9 |
1376 | Is this Bo-Peep? I've found them. They're in New York. | 1.3600 | 0.05136 | 175 | 132 | 23 | 20 |
1377 | Oh, just woolgathering... | 1.3600 | 0.05205 | 150 | 109 | 28 | 13 |
1378 | No, I tried that, and I'm still awake. | 1.3600 | 0.05119 | 150 | 108 | 30 | 12 |
1379 | Hi Miss Bo-Peep. We have some good news for you. | 1.3598 | 0.04807 | 164 | 117 | 35 | 12 |
1380 | Just let Bo-Peep know they're here. | 1.3598 | 0.05253 | 164 | 123 | 23 | 18 |
1381 | Your 'Sleep App' appears to have some glitches." | 1.3598 | 0.04884 | 164 | 118 | 33 | 13 |
1382 | I'm not sure this working from home trend is for me. | 1.3598 | 0.04960 | 164 | 119 | 31 | 14 |
1383 | It's smaller than it looked on Airbnb, but it does sleep twelve. | 1.3598 | 0.04729 | 164 | 116 | 37 | 11 |
1384 | Oh, nothing much. Just house sitting for the Pendletons. | 1.3598 | 0.04807 | 164 | 117 | 35 | 12 |
1385 | My therapist says I have herd mentality. | 1.3598 | 0.04807 | 164 | 117 | 35 | 12 |
1386 | Sorry, we're already booked. Two pageants, one parade, four manger scenes, a reunion with the Brokeback Mountain cast." | 1.3598 | 0.05324 | 164 | 124 | 21 | 19 |
1387 | Yeah, been working from home two days a week, but the apartment’s starting to smell like the office. | 1.3597 | 0.05106 | 139 | 98 | 32 | 9 |
1388 | What should I do with them after I've counted them? | 1.3597 | 0.05306 | 139 | 100 | 28 | 11 |
1389 | I call it Lambien. | 1.3596 | 0.04747 | 178 | 129 | 34 | 15 |
1390 | I really need to get the flock out of here. | 1.3596 | 0.04679 | 178 | 128 | 36 | 14 |
1391 | Sheep happened | 1.3595 | 0.04873 | 153 | 108 | 35 | 10 |
1392 | Apartment to table is my speciality. | 1.3595 | 0.05296 | 153 | 113 | 25 | 15 |
1393 | Yes. I'd like to speak with Mary. | 1.3595 | 0.04961 | 153 | 109 | 33 | 11 |
1394 | Ewe called? | 1.3594 | 0.05841 | 128 | 95 | 20 | 13 |
1395 | They've been behaving fine, well except when the Serta commercial came on. | 1.3593 | 0.04969 | 167 | 122 | 30 | 15 |
1396 | Why do I want to initiate this return? Well, because I feel like I got fleeced. | 1.3593 | 0.05182 | 167 | 125 | 24 | 18 |
1397 | Yep, I found thy rod, and the staff's all here. | 1.3593 | 0.04821 | 167 | 120 | 34 | 13 |
1398 | Can you come over? I have to count them and I’m afraid I’ll fall asleep. | 1.3592 | 0.05226 | 142 | 102 | 29 | 11 |
1399 | A cheese omelette, rye toast, and 8 bales of hay. | 1.3590 | 0.04893 | 156 | 111 | 34 | 11 |
1400 | I'm sorry, could you re-bleat that? | 1.3590 | 0.04721 | 156 | 109 | 38 | 9 |
1401 | Yeah, so the dog is gone and I’ve got to get these guys to LaGuardia. | 1.3590 | 0.05060 | 156 | 113 | 30 | 13 |
1402 | Working from home has been a bit of a challenge, but my insomnia is completely cured." | 1.3590 | 0.05060 | 156 | 113 | 30 | 13 |
1403 | Working from home. So far so good. | 1.3588 | 0.04833 | 170 | 123 | 33 | 14 |
1404 | Just chillin', getting my sheep together, what about you? | 1.3588 | 0.05426 | 131 | 94 | 27 | 10 |
1405 | Look Bo Peep...I told you I could only watch them for a hour! | 1.3586 | 0.05332 | 145 | 106 | 26 | 13 |
1406 | We are safe now, but those Wall Street wolves are just waiting outside the door. | 1.3586 | 0.04762 | 145 | 100 | 38 | 7 |
1407 | Tell her I’ve got them. | 1.3586 | 0.05241 | 145 | 105 | 28 | 12 |
1408 | I have to work from home today. They want to watch the sheep dog trials. | 1.3586 | 0.05149 | 145 | 104 | 30 | 11 |
1409 | So I told the desk clerk that they're my support animals. | 1.3586 | 0.05241 | 145 | 105 | 28 | 12 |
1410 | I said I was looking for a 'cheap' apartment. | 1.3586 | 0.05241 | 145 | 105 | 28 | 12 |
1411 | No, what other way to invest in wool futures? | 1.3585 | 0.05070 | 159 | 116 | 29 | 14 |
1412 | yes, the airline lost the black one. | 1.3584 | 0.05047 | 173 | 129 | 26 | 18 |
1413 | Pricey, but right near the park. | 1.3584 | 0.04843 | 173 | 126 | 32 | 15 |
1414 | Yes, I can definitively say there are no cats in the apartment. | 1.3582 | 0.05443 | 134 | 97 | 26 | 11 |
1415 | Tell Little Bo Peep I want $5,000 by five o'clock tonight. | 1.3581 | 0.04983 | 148 | 105 | 33 | 10 |
1416 | What kind of an agent can't get this group a gig on Christmas Eve? | 1.3581 | 0.04983 | 148 | 105 | 33 | 10 |
1417 | We'd like 12 large salads, no dressing, a double cheeseburger with bacon, a side of onion rings, and a Budweiser. | 1.3581 | 0.05425 | 148 | 110 | 23 | 15 |
1418 | Yea, well, it's a gig economy, mom. | 1.3581 | 0.05252 | 148 | 108 | 27 | 13 |
1419 | Management put me out to pasture. | 1.3581 | 0.05339 | 148 | 109 | 25 | 14 |
1420 | No, I told them I want to get some SLEEP. | 1.3580 | 0.04924 | 162 | 117 | 32 | 13 |
1421 | Hey Bo your peeps are here | 1.3580 | 0.05077 | 162 | 119 | 28 | 15 |
1422 | You're bringing the mint jelly, right? | 1.3580 | 0.04845 | 162 | 116 | 34 | 12 |
1423 | The room is great, but could you send up some Woolite. | 1.3580 | 0.04602 | 162 | 113 | 40 | 9 |
1424 | Hello, Ms. Peep? Yeah, they’re home. The doorman buzzed ‘em in.” | 1.3580 | 0.04645 | 176 | 126 | 37 | 13 |
1425 | I wanted to watch ewetube | 1.3576 | 0.05176 | 151 | 110 | 28 | 13 |
1426 | They'll trade me back unharmed for a half-ton of clover and the surrender of the fleece shears. | 1.3576 | 0.05176 | 151 | 110 | 28 | 13 |
1427 | Do you have any Border Collies by any chance? | 1.3576 | 0.05090 | 151 | 109 | 30 | 12 |
1428 | The city is nice, but we're getting fleeced on rent. | 1.3576 | 0.04914 | 151 | 107 | 34 | 10 |
1429 | I don't know. Every time I start to count them I fall asleep. | 1.3576 | 0.05176 | 151 | 110 | 28 | 13 |
1430 | It's not working. I still can't fall asleep. | 1.3576 | 0.05090 | 151 | 109 | 30 | 12 |
1431 | I gotta get the flock out of this city. | 1.3576 | 0.05344 | 151 | 112 | 24 | 15 |
1432 | Hi, I’m in 1402 and was wondering if I could get an order of oats or ivy up here? | 1.3576 | 0.05009 | 165 | 121 | 29 | 15 |
1433 | I don't know. I fell asleep counting. | 1.3576 | 0.04860 | 165 | 119 | 33 | 13 |
1434 | I think you are looking for my sister Bo. I keep my sheep in my living room and know exactly where to find them. | 1.3571 | 0.05015 | 168 | 124 | 28 | 16 |
1435 | Not much, just watching the evening ewes. | 1.3571 | 0.04934 | 154 | 110 | 33 | 11 |
1436 | I matched with a Bo Peep on Tinder and when I woke up this morning, she was gone and these guys were here. | 1.3571 | 0.05347 | 154 | 115 | 23 | 16 |
1437 | The boss said I can work from home today. | 1.3571 | 0.04646 | 168 | 119 | 38 | 11 |
1438 | No, you misunderstood. My problem is not with sheepless nights... | 1.3571 | 0.05103 | 154 | 112 | 29 | 13 |
1439 | Mary's out right now, I'm the sitter. | 1.3571 | 0.05103 | 154 | 112 | 29 | 13 |
1440 | Retirement is complicated. | 1.3571 | 0.05186 | 154 | 113 | 27 | 14 |
1441 | Watching Silence of the Lambs." Again | 1.3571 | 0.04733 | 182 | 133 | 33 | 16 |
1442 | I was counting, not inviting. | 1.3571 | 0.05347 | 154 | 115 | 23 | 16 |
1443 | Sleep Therapist? Yeah you've got the right number. | 1.3571 | 0.04934 | 154 | 110 | 33 | 11 |
1444 | Honey, I fear my mid-life crisis may have hit a new low. | 1.3567 | 0.04664 | 171 | 122 | 37 | 12 |
1445 | Yeah, hi, I would like to order the Sooper Pooper Scooper. | 1.3567 | 0.04809 | 171 | 124 | 33 | 14 |
1446 | Hello, Ms. Peep? I found them. They just came in for dinner and a show. | 1.3567 | 0.04664 | 171 | 122 | 37 | 12 |
1447 | I promise I'll have a final count for you first thing tomorrow. | 1.3567 | 0.04951 | 157 | 113 | 32 | 12 |
1448 | Nothing. Just wool-gathering. | 1.3567 | 0.04951 | 157 | 113 | 32 | 12 |
1449 | One followed me to school and it just snowballed. | 1.3567 | 0.05032 | 157 | 114 | 30 | 13 |
1450 | They’re back! The restraining order didn’t work. | 1.3567 | 0.04867 | 157 | 112 | 34 | 11 |
1451 | I said I herd ewes. | 1.3566 | 0.05562 | 143 | 107 | 21 | 15 |
1452 | Sheperding is much easier with all the degreulation. | 1.3566 | 0.05195 | 143 | 103 | 29 | 11 |
1453 | Hello. Insomnia Solutions here. | 1.3566 | 0.05697 | 129 | 95 | 22 | 12 |
1454 | I am not in Witness Protection,Ma,I am on the lamb! | 1.3563 | 0.04750 | 174 | 126 | 34 | 14 |
1455 | They were in the living room the whole time. | 1.3562 | 0.04803 | 160 | 114 | 35 | 11 |
1456 | Hello, .... Mary, .... we have a problem. | 1.3562 | 0.04884 | 160 | 115 | 33 | 12 |
1457 | I told your customer service, 'a dozen white SHEETS'! | 1.3562 | 0.04964 | 160 | 116 | 31 | 13 |
1458 | Hi, Bo Peep. You won't believe this. | 1.3562 | 0.05120 | 160 | 118 | 27 | 15 |
1459 | Why yes, Ms. Peep, I believe I’ve found them. | 1.3562 | 0.04964 | 160 | 116 | 31 | 13 |
1460 | Babysitting for Mary, you? | 1.3562 | 0.04964 | 160 | 116 | 31 | 13 |
1461 | Yes, Room Service, could you send up your Vegan menu? | 1.3562 | 0.05419 | 160 | 122 | 19 | 19 |
1462 | Well, I'll go if everyone else is going. | 1.3562 | 0.05119 | 146 | 105 | 30 | 11 |
1463 | Yeah, I finally made the rural to urban shift, but it's hard to let go entirely.... | 1.3562 | 0.05211 | 146 | 106 | 28 | 12 |
1464 | They followed me to work today, work today,WORK today! They followed me to work today and I just got fired. | 1.3562 | 0.05476 | 146 | 109 | 22 | 15 |
1465 | Not much. Just bringin’ the farm closer to the table. | 1.3559 | 0.04186 | 177 | 121 | 49 | 7 |
1466 | Nothing much, just watching “Dances with Wolves”. | 1.3558 | 0.04741 | 163 | 116 | 36 | 11 |
1467 | Yes, Sealy? I’ve woken up but they’re still here. | 1.3558 | 0.04741 | 163 | 116 | 36 | 11 |
1468 | I reckon folks in "the city that never sleeps" could use my services. | 1.3557 | 0.05046 | 149 | 107 | 31 | 11 |
1469 | Yes, Doctor, I'm sleeping much better now. | 1.3557 | 0.05477 | 149 | 112 | 21 | 16 |
1470 | I,m in deep sheep now! | 1.3557 | 0.05046 | 149 | 107 | 31 | 11 |
1471 | ‘It didn’t work .....just send up the Ambien” | 1.3557 | 0.04955 | 149 | 106 | 33 | 10 |
1472 | Well, I was successful with urban farming and I thought this would be a lateral move. | 1.3557 | 0.04955 | 149 | 106 | 33 | 10 |
1473 | I came in to watch Fox News and they decided to follow. | 1.3557 | 0.05309 | 149 | 110 | 25 | 14 |
1474 | They insist on watching Hannity | 1.3557 | 0.05559 | 149 | 113 | 19 | 17 |
1475 | No, I’ve never married... why do you ask? | 1.3556 | 0.05201 | 135 | 96 | 30 | 9 |
1476 | Feeling a little under the weather, going to work from home today. | 1.3556 | 0.04430 | 180 | 127 | 42 | 11 |
1477 | Yes, this is Sleep Apnea Solutions. What time do you want us to arrive at your home? | 1.3554 | 0.04603 | 166 | 117 | 39 | 10 |
1478 | Not much...just keeping the wolf away from the door | 1.3554 | 0.04984 | 166 | 122 | 29 | 15 |
1479 | It's great to finally be able to work from home! | 1.3554 | 0.04984 | 166 | 122 | 29 | 15 |
1480 | Unmarked bills Bo Peep, and don’t think about calling the cops | 1.3554 | 0.05852 | 121 | 89 | 21 | 11 |
1481 | Sorry honey I had to bring my work home tonight. | 1.3553 | 0.05148 | 152 | 111 | 28 | 13 |
1482 | Hopefully going method for the Nativity play will really pay off. | 1.3553 | 0.05148 | 152 | 111 | 28 | 13 |
1483 | Yes sir... Yes sir... Three bags, full. | 1.3553 | 0.05395 | 152 | 114 | 22 | 16 |
1484 | I was skeptical at first, but working from home has its advantages. | 1.3553 | 0.04975 | 152 | 109 | 32 | 11 |
1485 | We’re here for the primary, Mr. Trump, but frankly I think your base could use more diversity. | 1.3553 | 0.05062 | 152 | 110 | 30 | 12 |
1486 | As usual, the black sheep didn't show up. | 1.3553 | 0.05148 | 152 | 111 | 28 | 13 |
1487 | Yes, I used only cold water. They're hanging around now, drying out. | 1.3552 | 0.04837 | 183 | 136 | 29 | 18 |
1488 | Hi Mom. You were right. I just got home and sure enough they came back all on their own. | 1.3551 | 0.05122 | 138 | 98 | 31 | 9 |
1489 | No, my roommate doesn't mind. They help him fall asleep at night. | 1.3551 | 0.04911 | 138 | 96 | 35 | 7 |
1490 | I need a better work-life balance. | 1.3550 | 0.04389 | 169 | 117 | 44 | 8 |
1491 | Of course they're well-behaved. They're sheep! | 1.3550 | 0.04774 | 169 | 122 | 34 | 13 |
1492 | I've tried that--I'm still having trouble sleeping. | 1.3548 | 0.04734 | 155 | 109 | 37 | 9 |
1493 | I might be asleep. | 1.3548 | 0.04734 | 155 | 109 | 37 | 9 |
1494 | It's not as pastoral as the brochure appeared. | 1.3548 | 0.05395 | 124 | 88 | 28 | 8 |
1495 | Yes. Little Bo-Peep, they are here. ALL OF THEM! | 1.3548 | 0.05238 | 155 | 115 | 25 | 15 |
1496 | I say we get the flock out of here and see the city. | 1.3548 | 0.04899 | 186 | 140 | 26 | 20 |
1497 | Tell me again how this is supposed to help me sleep. | 1.3548 | 0.05238 | 155 | 115 | 25 | 15 |
1498 | I have to get them out of here by hook or by crook. | 1.3548 | 0.04992 | 155 | 112 | 31 | 12 |
1499 | I’m working remotely today. | 1.3548 | 0.04992 | 155 | 112 | 31 | 12 |
1500 | I had a sheep over last night. | 1.3548 | 0.04821 | 155 | 110 | 35 | 10 |
1501 | The rams are now in Los Angeles? | 1.3547 | 0.04642 | 172 | 123 | 37 | 12 |
1502 | How do you think I could bid so low on that park lawn maintenance contract. | 1.3547 | 0.04714 | 172 | 124 | 35 | 13 |
1503 | Sleep Disorder Treatment Center, Bo Speaking. | 1.3544 | 0.05164 | 158 | 117 | 26 | 15 |
1504 | Oh, wool gathering. How about you? | 1.3544 | 0.05085 | 158 | 116 | 28 | 14 |
1505 | Hello? Can I please speak to Mary? | 1.3544 | 0.05085 | 158 | 116 | 28 | 14 |
1506 | Thirteen fit in the freight elevator with me. The door man is watching the rest | 1.3544 | 0.04406 | 158 | 108 | 44 | 6 |
1507 | Can I call you back? Things are a little wild and woolly right now | 1.3544 | 0.05006 | 158 | 115 | 30 | 13 |
1508 | Yeah, I'm working from home today. What are you up to? | 1.3544 | 0.05318 | 158 | 119 | 22 | 17 |
1509 | Would you tell Little Bo Peep - I've found her sheep?! | 1.3544 | 0.05318 | 158 | 119 | 22 | 17 |
1510 | One fruit smoothie, and two hundred shots of wheatgrass please. | 1.3543 | 0.05537 | 127 | 92 | 25 | 10 |
1511 | Hello, is this 'Sheepless in Seattle'? Well, meet me at the Empire State Building and your prayers will be answered. | 1.3542 | 0.05350 | 144 | 106 | 25 | 13 |
1512 | Hey guys. A sigh of relief all around. Wool is up. | 1.3542 | 0.05165 | 144 | 104 | 29 | 11 |
1513 | I don’t know, I stopped counting | 1.3542 | 0.05258 | 144 | 105 | 27 | 12 |
1514 | Bo? Yes. Yes. 57th and Park. Apt. 28-C. I have no idea. OK. Bye. | 1.3542 | 0.05350 | 144 | 106 | 25 | 13 |
1515 | Its sort of like dog sitting. | 1.3540 | 0.04442 | 161 | 111 | 43 | 7 |
1516 | Have you herd? | 1.3538 | 0.05554 | 130 | 95 | 24 | 11 |
1517 | Yes, I'm trying to reach Little Bo Peep | 1.3538 | 0.05445 | 130 | 94 | 26 | 10 |
1518 | My high school guidance counselor predicted this. | 1.3537 | 0.05090 | 147 | 106 | 30 | 11 |
1519 | Ohhh. I thought the song lyrics were “I want to wake up in a city with a dozen sheep!” | 1.3537 | 0.05444 | 147 | 110 | 22 | 15 |
1520 | Are the wolves still around Wall St? | 1.3537 | 0.05444 | 147 | 110 | 22 | 15 |
1521 | We're making our Christmas sweaters from scratch this year. | 1.3537 | 0.04998 | 147 | 105 | 32 | 10 |
1522 | What do you mean you don't allow dogs? | 1.3537 | 0.05358 | 147 | 109 | 24 | 14 |
1523 | Please send a sheepdog to suite 7c | 1.3537 | 0.05098 | 164 | 122 | 26 | 16 |
1524 | Do you deliver grass? No, not that kind. | 1.3537 | 0.05098 | 164 | 122 | 26 | 16 |
1525 | I’m counting on getting a good rest tonight | 1.3537 | 0.04796 | 164 | 118 | 34 | 12 |
1526 | No Doc, I woke up and they were still here! | 1.3536 | 0.04614 | 181 | 131 | 36 | 14 |
1527 | I wish I could relax, but I keep taking my work home with me. | 1.3533 | 0.05018 | 150 | 108 | 31 | 11 |
1528 | It doesn't work: I haven't slept in days. | 1.3533 | 0.05106 | 150 | 109 | 29 | 12 |
1529 | I can’t tonight, I brought work home! | 1.3533 | 0.05106 | 150 | 109 | 29 | 12 |
1530 | I'm fine. What about Ewe? | 1.3533 | 0.04928 | 150 | 107 | 33 | 10 |
1531 | I'd like a hundred pounds of grass cuttings and a shepherds pie. | 1.3533 | 0.05106 | 150 | 109 | 29 | 12 |
1532 | I counted 20. Didn’t help at all. | 1.3529 | 0.05376 | 136 | 99 | 26 | 11 |
1533 | I hope she likes it, I got it for her at makeyourownsweater.com | 1.3529 | 0.04894 | 170 | 125 | 30 | 15 |
1534 | I still can’t sleep, but at least I found a new job. | 1.3529 | 0.04948 | 153 | 110 | 32 | 11 |
1535 | Ram Service? | 1.3529 | 0.04680 | 153 | 107 | 38 | 8 |
1536 | Of course, I feel sheepish. We all do. | 1.3529 | 0.04861 | 153 | 109 | 34 | 10 |
1537 | What? Oh, that’s just the T.V. | 1.3526 | 0.04691 | 173 | 125 | 35 | 13 |
1538 | Finding a reliable sheep-walking service is tough, but otherwise I'm loving the city life. | 1.3526 | 0.04620 | 156 | 109 | 39 | 8 |
1539 | No, no - I said "I'm FLOCKED!" | 1.3526 | 0.04881 | 156 | 112 | 33 | 11 |
1540 | Bo-Peep and I would love to move, but our apartment is rent controlled. | 1.3526 | 0.04796 | 156 | 111 | 35 | 10 |
1541 | City dog pound? Do you have any border collies available? | 1.3526 | 0.04796 | 156 | 111 | 35 | 10 |
1542 | At last! I've found the secret to shear happiness. | 1.3526 | 0.04796 | 156 | 111 | 35 | 10 |
1543 | Tonight? Probably Shepherd's pie. | 1.3526 | 0.04965 | 156 | 113 | 31 | 12 |
1544 | Oh, I'm just keeping watch over my flock by day . . how's everything with you? | 1.3525 | 0.05193 | 139 | 100 | 29 | 10 |
1545 | For heaven's sake, not a word of this to Bo-Peep. | 1.3525 | 0.05486 | 139 | 103 | 23 | 13 |
1546 | How much is the pet fee again? | 1.3523 | 0.04492 | 176 | 125 | 40 | 11 |
1547 | They thought I was Trump and followed me home | 1.3523 | 0.04973 | 176 | 132 | 26 | 18 |
1548 | I seriously need to get a wolf. | 1.3523 | 0.04907 | 176 | 131 | 28 | 17 |
1549 | Counting isn't working, could you send up some Xanax? | 1.3522 | 0.05213 | 159 | 119 | 24 | 16 |
1550 | Yep, still having trouble sleeping. | 1.3522 | 0.04733 | 159 | 113 | 36 | 10 |
1551 | I saw it on Flocks News | 1.3522 | 0.04816 | 159 | 114 | 34 | 11 |
1552 | Uh, Siri, can you find me a "Little Bo Peep" who lost her sheep? | 1.3522 | 0.05136 | 159 | 118 | 26 | 15 |
1553 | Hello, Mary ? | 1.3522 | 0.05058 | 159 | 117 | 28 | 14 |
1554 | Your "farm to table" wool has arrived! | 1.3522 | 0.04979 | 159 | 116 | 30 | 13 |
1555 | I told Alexa I wanted a twelve-rack of lamb, not a twelve-pack of lambs! | 1.3521 | 0.05400 | 142 | 105 | 24 | 13 |
1556 | The hardest part was the elevator. | 1.3521 | 0.04916 | 142 | 100 | 34 | 8 |
1557 | I struck gold finding a pet friendly apartment | 1.3521 | 0.05400 | 142 | 105 | 24 | 13 |
1558 | Peep residence. No, she’s out looking for something. | 1.3519 | 0.05066 | 162 | 120 | 27 | 15 |
1559 | Hello, Bo? I bet you know why I'm calling. | 1.3519 | 0.05066 | 162 | 120 | 27 | 15 |
1560 | I hate taking my work home with me | 1.3519 | 0.04913 | 162 | 118 | 31 | 13 |
1561 | It didn't work. I'm still up. | 1.3517 | 0.05228 | 145 | 106 | 27 | 12 |
1562 | Yea, I’ve tried counting them. Doesn’t help at all. | 1.3517 | 0.05135 | 145 | 105 | 29 | 11 |
1563 | But you told me counting sheep would help me fall asleep—what do you mean “I don’t actually need to buy them”? | 1.3517 | 0.05041 | 145 | 104 | 31 | 10 |
1564 | No, I'm staying put today but I brought some work home. | 1.3517 | 0.05135 | 145 | 105 | 29 | 11 |
1565 | Put BoPeep on the phone. | 1.3516 | 0.05272 | 128 | 91 | 29 | 8 |
1566 | Hi Bo? No worries, they’re with me. | 1.3515 | 0.04848 | 165 | 120 | 32 | 13 |
1567 | IT'S TOM AGAIN, MISS PEEP - RANSOM WILL BE $50,000. | 1.3515 | 0.04533 | 165 | 116 | 40 | 9 |
1568 | This is the last time I'm going to be able to pass you guys off as service animals, so you better enjoy yourselves. | 1.3515 | 0.04848 | 165 | 120 | 32 | 13 |
1569 | Room service? Would you please send up a cheeseburger and a dozen salads. | 1.3514 | 0.04483 | 148 | 101 | 42 | 5 |
1570 | Yeah, we're all here. Just waiting for my dog to dial in. | 1.3514 | 0.05327 | 148 | 110 | 24 | 14 |
1571 | I found them. They bought a condo in Denver. Said they came for the grass. | 1.3514 | 0.05151 | 148 | 108 | 28 | 12 |
1572 | And you say the Border Collie will be how much longer? | 1.3512 | 0.04558 | 168 | 119 | 39 | 10 |
1573 | I'm going to have to call you back. I'm getting awfully sleepy. | 1.3512 | 0.04712 | 168 | 121 | 35 | 12 |
1574 | Can you add Animal Planet to my cable account? | 1.3510 | 0.05249 | 151 | 112 | 25 | 14 |
1575 | It's just so easy to get distracted when you work from home. | 1.3509 | 0.04799 | 171 | 125 | 32 | 14 |
1576 | Hello, this is the Sleep Wellness Institute. How can we help you? | 1.3508 | 0.04500 | 191 | 139 | 37 | 15 |
1577 | Counted ‘em twice and I’m still awake, so what do I try now? | 1.3507 | 0.04884 | 134 | 93 | 35 | 6 |
1578 | Hello, Bo Peep? I’ve found them. | 1.3507 | 0.05109 | 134 | 95 | 31 | 8 |
1579 | Yeh, I have them. | 1.3506 | 0.04655 | 154 | 108 | 38 | 8 |
1580 | We agreed to joint custody, but since then I haven’t heard even a peep. | 1.3506 | 0.04921 | 154 | 111 | 32 | 11 |
1581 | Yes, they are registered to vote! | 1.3506 | 0.05255 | 154 | 115 | 24 | 15 |
1582 | Yes, I tried counting them, but I'm still wide awake. | 1.3506 | 0.05091 | 154 | 113 | 28 | 13 |
1583 | Ok I only need 10 of you for a nap...the rest of you go back to the bedroom | 1.3506 | 0.04921 | 154 | 111 | 32 | 11 |
1584 | Yes, hello, is this the Church of the Good Shepherd? Oh thank God, I could really use your help! | 1.3504 | 0.05138 | 137 | 98 | 30 | 9 |
1585 | Give me your absolute best price on mint jelly. | 1.3503 | 0.05259 | 157 | 118 | 23 | 16 |
1586 | I took the flock to higher ground, just like you said. | 1.3503 | 0.04506 | 157 | 109 | 41 | 7 |
1587 | So Bo. You ready to meet my demands? | 1.3503 | 0.05101 | 157 | 116 | 27 | 14 |
1588 | You say you can't sleep? I'll be right there! | 1.3503 | 0.04684 | 157 | 111 | 37 | 9 |
1589 | No, the sleeping situation is great actually. | 1.3503 | 0.04938 | 157 | 114 | 31 | 12 |
1590 | Yeah, , no - we are staying inside until UGG season is over. | 1.3503 | 0.05101 | 157 | 116 | 27 | 14 |
1591 | I know, mom. They have no idea how good they have it. | 1.3503 | 0.04613 | 177 | 128 | 36 | 13 |
1592 | Some don't want to watch Fox News. | 1.3500 | 0.04873 | 160 | 116 | 32 | 12 |
1593 | Yes Bo, they’re wagging their tails, behind them. | 1.3500 | 0.04708 | 160 | 114 | 36 | 10 |
1594 | Yes, I've unplugged the cable box an plugged it back in--but they didn't go away. | 1.3500 | 0.04873 | 160 | 116 | 32 | 12 |
1595 | My wife has told me to get the Flock outa here ! | 1.3500 | 0.05109 | 160 | 119 | 26 | 15 |
1596 | Yeah, I'm here, protecting the flock from the Wolves of Wall Street. | 1.3497 | 0.04506 | 183 | 132 | 38 | 13 |
1597 | Bo Peep isn't here. I'm subletting. | 1.3497 | 0.04887 | 163 | 119 | 31 | 13 |
1598 | Hello Bo Peep? You'll never guess where I found your sheep. | 1.3497 | 0.04988 | 143 | 102 | 32 | 9 |
1599 | This is Flushing Meadows Sleep Center, how can I help you? | 1.3497 | 0.05368 | 143 | 106 | 24 | 13 |
1600 | There's no demand anymore. People just rely on HGTV and Xanax. | 1.3497 | 0.05086 | 143 | 103 | 30 | 10 |
1601 | I describe the style as more baa-haus | 1.3494 | 0.04748 | 166 | 120 | 34 | 12 |
1602 | Room service? What do you have to graze on? | 1.3494 | 0.04824 | 166 | 121 | 32 | 13 |
1603 | I bailed when she said she was a cat person. | 1.3493 | 0.05106 | 146 | 106 | 29 | 11 |
1604 | Yeah, I got wool. | 1.3493 | 0.05012 | 146 | 105 | 31 | 10 |
1605 | Should we tell her counting sheep is a figure of speech? | 1.3493 | 0.05106 | 146 | 106 | 29 | 11 |
1606 | Not much. Just watching the nightly ewes. | 1.3493 | 0.05012 | 146 | 105 | 31 | 10 |
1607 | They won’t go daownstairs after watching “The Wolf of Wall Street.” | 1.3493 | 0.05106 | 146 | 106 | 29 | 11 |
1608 | I'm counting on getting to sleep tonight! | 1.3493 | 0.05197 | 146 | 107 | 27 | 12 |
1609 | Yes officer, she's about 2' tall and answers to 'Hey, ewe.' | 1.3493 | 0.05197 | 146 | 107 | 27 | 12 |
1610 | Turns out she’s more of a frisbee dog. | 1.3491 | 0.04763 | 169 | 123 | 33 | 13 |
1611 | Movie night was a bust. It had nothing to do with either silence or lambs. | 1.3490 | 0.05628 | 149 | 115 | 16 | 18 |
1612 | Hello Mr. Peep, this is Shep, could I speak with your daughter Bo? | 1.3490 | 0.05210 | 149 | 110 | 26 | 13 |
1613 | Mutton residence, Jeff speaking. | 1.3490 | 0.04658 | 149 | 104 | 38 | 7 |
1614 | To be truthful, I'm feeling a little sheepish right now! | 1.3490 | 0.05210 | 149 | 110 | 26 | 13 |
1615 | How do I get the flock outta here? | 1.3490 | 0.05122 | 149 | 109 | 28 | 12 |
1616 | Bo, they came home. | 1.3490 | 0.05210 | 149 | 110 | 26 | 13 |
1617 | Yo,Bo? | 1.3490 | 0.05033 | 149 | 108 | 30 | 11 |
1618 | Yeah.....I'm watching EweTube.... | 1.3488 | 0.04704 | 172 | 125 | 34 | 13 |
1619 | You wanted me to work from home more often, so now what is it? | 1.3487 | 0.04962 | 152 | 110 | 31 | 11 |
1620 | They were under the sofa cushions this whole time! | 1.3487 | 0.05049 | 152 | 111 | 29 | 12 |
1621 | Yea mate, this is the greatest Airbnb ever! | 1.3487 | 0.05135 | 152 | 112 | 27 | 13 |
1622 | Beau Peep here. I found 'em. | 1.3487 | 0.05219 | 152 | 113 | 25 | 14 |
1623 | Tell Bo Peep that I'm willing to make a deal. | 1.3487 | 0.04962 | 152 | 110 | 31 | 11 |
1624 | Can we watch the Lions game at your house? | 1.3487 | 0.05135 | 152 | 112 | 27 | 13 |
1625 | Mary's out, this is Joe. | 1.3487 | 0.05049 | 152 | 111 | 29 | 12 |
1626 | We came in to watch Ewe tube | 1.3484 | 0.05063 | 155 | 114 | 28 | 13 |
1627 | Bo-Peep and I have joint custody. | 1.3484 | 0.04980 | 155 | 113 | 30 | 12 |
1628 | Yessir, yessir - 3B’s full! | 1.3484 | 0.04980 | 155 | 113 | 30 | 12 |
1629 | Of course I'm alone. There will never be another ewe. | 1.3481 | 0.05595 | 135 | 101 | 21 | 13 |
1630 | Yo, Little-Bo! I found 'em. | 1.3481 | 0.04659 | 158 | 112 | 37 | 9 |
1631 | My doctor thinks that I’m sheep deprived. | 1.3481 | 0.04994 | 158 | 116 | 29 | 13 |
1632 | Room service? Yes, that's one bushel of hay and a warm cinnamon bun. | 1.3481 | 0.04994 | 158 | 116 | 29 | 13 |
1633 | They heard about the Wolf of Wall Street and freaked. | 1.3481 | 0.04604 | 181 | 132 | 35 | 14 |
1634 | Hello, Center for Herding Disorder? | 1.3478 | 0.04601 | 161 | 114 | 38 | 9 |
1635 | Because I like them, Mother, they are my friends. | 1.3478 | 0.05082 | 161 | 120 | 26 | 15 |
1636 | Yes, this is Bro Peep. | 1.3478 | 0.04601 | 161 | 114 | 38 | 9 |
1637 | Uh, hey Bo. | 1.3478 | 0.04551 | 184 | 134 | 36 | 14 |
1638 | Hello, is this Bo Peep? I think I found them. | 1.3478 | 0.04847 | 161 | 117 | 32 | 12 |
1639 | Miss Peep? Yes ma'am, I found them. | 1.3478 | 0.04847 | 161 | 117 | 32 | 12 |
1640 | I'll bring them over later today. Right now I need them to help me take a nap. | 1.3478 | 0.04766 | 161 | 116 | 34 | 11 |
1641 | Room service? Yes I know that marijuana is not legal here. But I seriously need a supply of grass. | 1.3476 | 0.05013 | 164 | 122 | 27 | 15 |
1642 | I’m at the air baa and baa across from sheep’s meadow. | 1.3476 | 0.04862 | 164 | 120 | 31 | 13 |
1643 | Yeah, she's fast asleep. Where to next? | 1.3475 | 0.05512 | 141 | 106 | 21 | 14 |
1644 | The problem is that I ordered fifety thread count white sheets. | 1.3475 | 0.05693 | 141 | 108 | 17 | 16 |
1645 | I promise I'll stop bringing my work home. Please come back. | 1.3475 | 0.05131 | 141 | 102 | 29 | 10 |
1646 | Well, at least my base loves me... | 1.3473 | 0.04874 | 167 | 123 | 30 | 14 |
1647 | To sheep. perchance to dream? | 1.3473 | 0.04947 | 167 | 124 | 28 | 15 |
1648 | I am trying to assimilate to NY but I miss New Zealand. | 1.3473 | 0.04874 | 167 | 123 | 30 | 14 |
1649 | Urban Farming has its drawbacks. | 1.3473 | 0.04724 | 167 | 121 | 34 | 12 |
1650 | Yes, we’re all sleeping better. Thanks! | 1.3473 | 0.04874 | 167 | 123 | 30 | 14 |
1651 | No, Bo Peep, this is not just a come-on to get you up to my place. | 1.3472 | 0.05427 | 144 | 108 | 22 | 14 |
1652 | Is this Bo Peep from match.com? | 1.3472 | 0.05336 | 144 | 107 | 24 | 13 |
1653 | I'd like to order 1 pizza and 12 Caesar salads, without dressing. | 1.3471 | 0.04665 | 170 | 123 | 35 | 12 |
1654 | Bo Peep, I've found them. | 1.3471 | 0.05093 | 170 | 129 | 23 | 18 |
1655 | And to confirm, you still have a pet-friendly co-op policy. | 1.3469 | 0.04793 | 147 | 104 | 35 | 8 |
1656 | Yes, this is Mary. | 1.3469 | 0.05167 | 147 | 108 | 27 | 12 |
1657 | Central Park’ great, but the Sheep’s Meadow is too dangerous at night. | 1.3469 | 0.05167 | 147 | 108 | 27 | 12 |
1658 | Yes, my insomnia is gone, my problem now is what to do with so many sheep | 1.3468 | 0.04891 | 173 | 129 | 28 | 16 |
1659 | You don't think I've tried counting them? | 1.3468 | 0.04535 | 173 | 124 | 38 | 11 |
1660 | I know, I know, you want to get the flock out of here. | 1.3467 | 0.05180 | 150 | 111 | 26 | 13 |
1661 | I’d like to make an appointment for a haircut | 1.3467 | 0.04914 | 150 | 108 | 32 | 10 |
1662 | So, your Tinder page says you like the feel of raw wool... | 1.3467 | 0.04822 | 150 | 107 | 34 | 9 |
1663 | Look Mom, I tried the pills. This is the only way I can get to sleep. | 1.3467 | 0.04914 | 150 | 108 | 32 | 10 |
1664 | I heard you. I herd ewe. | 1.3467 | 0.05093 | 150 | 110 | 28 | 12 |
1665 | I'd like everything from your fresh greens menu plus one shepherd's pie | 1.3465 | 0.05405 | 127 | 92 | 26 | 9 |
1666 | Room service? I need more than a dozen sheep. I still can’t get to sleep. | 1.3464 | 0.05106 | 153 | 113 | 27 | 13 |
1667 | Miss Bo Peep, I believe I’ve found your sheep. | 1.3464 | 0.05272 | 153 | 115 | 23 | 15 |
1668 | Update for Alumni Newsletter - Urban Artisan Shepherd - Single but looking | 1.3464 | 0.05021 | 153 | 112 | 29 | 12 |
1669 | Dr. Wiley? Okay I’ve finished five episodes of ‘Perry Mason.’ Nope, still awake. Yeah, tried that, too. | 1.3464 | 0.05021 | 153 | 112 | 29 | 12 |
1670 | These ones are defective. I'm still wide awake. | 1.3464 | 0.05353 | 153 | 116 | 21 | 16 |
1671 | Oh, yeah. I have a lot of followers. | 1.3462 | 0.05035 | 156 | 115 | 28 | 13 |
1672 | I work from home. | 1.3462 | 0.04695 | 156 | 111 | 36 | 9 |
1673 | Yes, I’d like to order the Duck a L’Orange and a dozen side salads.. | 1.3462 | 0.04695 | 156 | 111 | 36 | 9 |
1674 | I've got to get the flock out of here. | 1.3462 | 0.04695 | 156 | 111 | 36 | 9 |
1675 | He fell asleep at thirteen. Can the rest of us go now? | 1.3459 | 0.04967 | 159 | 117 | 29 | 13 |
1676 | The last thing I remember is I was counting sheep. | 1.3459 | 0.04635 | 159 | 113 | 37 | 9 |
1677 | I told you, it's the only way I can sleep" | 1.3459 | 0.04549 | 159 | 112 | 39 | 8 |
1678 | Yeah, I found 'em. | 1.3459 | 0.04804 | 159 | 115 | 33 | 11 |
1679 | 'fleece navidad to you too, mom.' | 1.3459 | 0.04886 | 159 | 116 | 31 | 12 |
1680 | How long did I sleep? | 1.3457 | 0.04901 | 162 | 119 | 30 | 13 |
1681 | Hello? Yes, this is Mr. Peep. | 1.3457 | 0.04660 | 162 | 116 | 36 | 10 |
1682 | Yeah, I'm over at Bo Peeps now. You're not going to believe this! | 1.3457 | 0.04978 | 162 | 120 | 28 | 14 |
1683 | At least the insomnia's not a problem anymore. | 1.3457 | 0.04742 | 162 | 117 | 34 | 11 |
1684 | My stock broker told me to get into commodities. | 1.3457 | 0.04822 | 162 | 118 | 32 | 12 |
1685 | No, it’s a walk-up, unfortunately... | 1.3457 | 0.04577 | 162 | 115 | 38 | 9 |
1686 | It worked, but you didn’t say they’d be here in the morning | 1.3457 | 0.04978 | 162 | 120 | 28 | 14 |
1687 | Alexa, can you get me Wolf on CNN? | 1.3457 | 0.04901 | 162 | 119 | 30 | 13 |
1688 | Honey, the hotel is just great --and they absolutely guarantee a good night's sleep! | 1.3457 | 0.04822 | 162 | 118 | 32 | 12 |
1689 | Hey honey? The little one followed Mary to school again. | 1.3456 | 0.05046 | 136 | 97 | 31 | 8 |
1690 | I think the Ambien is starting to kick in. | 1.3456 | 0.05461 | 136 | 101 | 23 | 12 |
1691 | Yep, we're all here watching Fox News. | 1.3456 | 0.05360 | 136 | 100 | 25 | 11 |
1692 | Hello. This is Mr. Peep. I want to report a missing person. | 1.3455 | 0.04602 | 165 | 118 | 37 | 10 |
1693 | Hello, I'm responding to the ad for an Old English Sheepdog . . . | 1.3455 | 0.04987 | 165 | 123 | 27 | 15 |
1694 | Found them - They were binge-watching Lassie. | 1.3455 | 0.04682 | 165 | 119 | 35 | 11 |
1695 | Apparently, they'll follow anyone with a crook. | 1.3453 | 0.05076 | 139 | 100 | 30 | 9 |
1696 | So you’re saying that I definitely will not be getting back my security deposit? | 1.3452 | 0.04624 | 168 | 121 | 36 | 11 |
1697 | Of course I counted them. | 1.3452 | 0.04775 | 168 | 123 | 32 | 13 |
1698 | Sorry, I can't reveal my location. I'm on the lam. | 1.3452 | 0.04624 | 168 | 121 | 36 | 11 |
1699 | Hello Uber, are you pet friendly? | 1.3452 | 0.04624 | 168 | 121 | 36 | 11 |
1700 | I STILL can't fall asleep. Send some drugs. | 1.3450 | 0.04788 | 171 | 126 | 31 | 14 |
1701 | I'm not sure I've got the hang of this urban farming thing. | 1.3450 | 0.04716 | 171 | 125 | 33 | 13 |
1702 | The lease says nothing about sheep. | 1.3450 | 0.04336 | 171 | 120 | 43 | 8 |
1703 | I’ll try and give you a call later, but I’m having a hard time staying awake, | 1.3448 | 0.04832 | 145 | 103 | 34 | 8 |
1704 | I want you to get the flock outta here! | 1.3448 | 0.04729 | 174 | 128 | 32 | 14 |
1705 | Exactly how did Little Bo Peep lose her sheep again? | 1.3448 | 0.05027 | 145 | 105 | 30 | 10 |
1706 | I only want them at night. | 1.3448 | 0.05214 | 145 | 107 | 26 | 12 |
1707 | I need to stop taking my work home with me. | 1.3446 | 0.05226 | 148 | 110 | 25 | 13 |
1708 | You gotta ask yourself, just how much a good night’s sleep is worth right now? | 1.3446 | 0.05047 | 148 | 108 | 29 | 11 |
1709 | At this point, I’m never sure what’s a good investment. | 1.3446 | 0.04862 | 148 | 106 | 33 | 9 |
1710 | I’d like to order a pepperoni pizza and 12 salads. | 1.3446 | 0.04955 | 148 | 107 | 31 | 10 |
1711 | The new job is great: I can work from home without a computer | 1.3446 | 0.05047 | 148 | 108 | 29 | 11 |
1712 | Yeah, I herd! | 1.3446 | 0.05138 | 148 | 109 | 27 | 12 |
1713 | Lost her sheep, you say? | 1.3446 | 0.04569 | 148 | 103 | 39 | 6 |
1714 | One medium pepperoni and three extra-large with double alfalfa. | 1.3444 | 0.05236 | 151 | 113 | 24 | 14 |
1715 | Ohhhh...you meant to metaphorically count. | 1.3444 | 0.04976 | 151 | 110 | 30 | 11 |
1716 | Bo Peep, I've found your sheep. | 1.3444 | 0.04887 | 151 | 109 | 32 | 10 |
1717 | When that ram shows up at the front desk please send him to room 427. | 1.3444 | 0.04887 | 151 | 109 | 32 | 10 |
1718 | No idea how many.. I can't count them or I might go to sleep! | 1.3444 | 0.04976 | 151 | 110 | 30 | 11 |
1719 | Hey Bo! We lost you at the exit ramp. We're already at your place. | 1.3444 | 0.05064 | 151 | 111 | 28 | 12 |
1720 | Baa-ing? No, it must be on your end | 1.3442 | 0.04908 | 154 | 112 | 31 | 11 |
1721 | Of course I counted them! But I'm still awake. | 1.3442 | 0.04732 | 154 | 110 | 35 | 9 |
1722 | Such are the hazards of bringing your work home with you. | 1.3442 | 0.04549 | 154 | 108 | 39 | 7 |
1723 | Somehow I didn't think the whole 'leave them alone and they'll come home' thing was going to work for a 10-floor walk-up. | 1.3442 | 0.04641 | 154 | 109 | 37 | 8 |
1724 | Yeah Doc, I still have insomnia. | 1.3439 | 0.04842 | 157 | 114 | 32 | 11 |
1725 | You will like it here, Abigail. The maid says they wash the sheeps every morning. | 1.3439 | 0.05169 | 157 | 118 | 24 | 15 |
1726 | I'm watching this crazy story about a cat lady.... | 1.3439 | 0.04926 | 157 | 115 | 30 | 12 |
1727 | Actually, I've lost my way also. | 1.3439 | 0.04757 | 157 | 113 | 34 | 10 |
1728 | I'm trying to see how many they are, but I keep falling asleep. | 1.3438 | 0.04940 | 160 | 118 | 29 | 13 |
1729 | We are hiding from the Wolf Of Wall Street | 1.3438 | 0.04940 | 160 | 118 | 29 | 13 |
1730 | It was an amicable separation. Bo Peep_went her way. I went mine | 1.3438 | 0.04779 | 160 | 116 | 33 | 11 |
1731 | No, Mary's not here but the lambs are. | 1.3438 | 0.04779 | 160 | 116 | 33 | 11 |
1732 | Air B & B? I said I wanted a place where I could get some sleep. | 1.3438 | 0.04779 | 160 | 116 | 33 | 11 |
1733 | Please send an extra shaving kit up to room 811 - thank you. | 1.3438 | 0.04860 | 160 | 117 | 31 | 12 |
1734 | I don't think your sleeping pills work -- or they work too well. I can't tell anymore. | 1.3438 | 0.04437 | 160 | 112 | 41 | 7 |
1735 | What do I do after I've counted them? | 1.3436 | 0.04875 | 163 | 120 | 30 | 13 |
1736 | You won't believe what we went through on the subway ride home. | 1.3436 | 0.04554 | 163 | 116 | 38 | 9 |
1737 | I offer the only locally farmed sheep in New York City. | 1.3436 | 0.04952 | 163 | 121 | 28 | 14 |
1738 | Oh nothing, just binge watching some sheep | 1.3435 | 0.05913 | 131 | 101 | 15 | 15 |
1739 | Please tell Bo-Peep that I found her lost sheep, and she has 24 hours to come get them before I start writing a little ditty of my own! | 1.3434 | 0.05035 | 166 | 125 | 25 | 16 |
1740 | We all made it to the City except for Mary and the lamb. | 1.3434 | 0.04579 | 166 | 119 | 37 | 10 |
1741 | Minding my sheep and you? | 1.3433 | 0.05201 | 134 | 97 | 28 | 9 |
1742 | It’s safe for you to come now. I had the whole apartment pasturized. | 1.3433 | 0.05515 | 134 | 100 | 22 | 12 |
1743 | Room service? You forgot the black one... | 1.3432 | 0.04677 | 169 | 123 | 34 | 12 |
1744 | Send me up some sleeping pills, these sheep aren’t working. | 1.3432 | 0.04897 | 169 | 126 | 28 | 15 |
1745 | She's given me 24 hours to get the flock out of here. | 1.3432 | 0.04825 | 169 | 125 | 30 | 14 |
1746 | Doc, I still can't get to sleep. | 1.3432 | 0.04825 | 169 | 125 | 30 | 14 |
1747 | We’ll be up here through the winter. Kiss the dog for me. | 1.3431 | 0.05427 | 137 | 102 | 23 | 12 |
1748 | Doc?...remember that suggestion for my insomnea? | 1.3430 | 0.04835 | 172 | 128 | 29 | 15 |
1749 | Hello, Bopeep? I saw your flyer in the laundromat. | 1.3430 | 0.04835 | 172 | 128 | 29 | 15 |
1750 | No, no — I told you I'm a 'herder' , not a 'hoarder'. | 1.3430 | 0.04619 | 172 | 125 | 35 | 12 |
1751 | They don’t allow dogs or cats; didn’t say anything about sheep. | 1.3429 | 0.04492 | 175 | 126 | 38 | 11 |
1752 | I know you told me not to bring my work home, but I couldn't sleep. | 1.3429 | 0.05046 | 140 | 101 | 30 | 9 |
1753 | Yeah, tell him I found his base. | 1.3427 | 0.05445 | 143 | 108 | 21 | 14 |
1754 | No, it didn’t work out. She was tired of me always taking my work home. | 1.3427 | 0.05354 | 143 | 107 | 23 | 13 |
1755 | Tell dad that I've decided to take my talents to New York | 1.3425 | 0.05274 | 146 | 109 | 24 | 13 |
1756 | Well, I'm quite happy here. But they're a little uncertain about living in Sheepshead Bay. | 1.3425 | 0.04998 | 146 | 106 | 30 | 10 |
1757 | Cats might be easier. | 1.3425 | 0.04998 | 146 | 106 | 30 | 10 |
1758 | I just feel like I've got to get the flock out of here. | 1.3423 | 0.05108 | 149 | 110 | 27 | 12 |
1759 | I’ve changed my mind. I get the penthouse in the city and you get the 500 acres in Ireland. | 1.3423 | 0.05283 | 149 | 112 | 23 | 14 |
1760 | No doc, it didn't cure my insomnia. | 1.3421 | 0.04860 | 152 | 110 | 32 | 10 |
1761 | It's not working. I'm wide awake! | 1.3421 | 0.05206 | 152 | 114 | 24 | 14 |
1762 | Why, what have you herd? | 1.3421 | 0.05206 | 152 | 114 | 24 | 14 |
1763 | Everybody in the living Nativity got the flu, so what do I do with all these sheep? | 1.3421 | 0.04769 | 152 | 109 | 34 | 9 |
1764 | Maybe my knitting has gotten a little bit out of hand, but on the plus side I've never slept so well | 1.3421 | 0.05036 | 152 | 112 | 28 | 12 |
1765 | Yes, Hello? Customer service? This new Ambien prescription is not what I expected. | 1.3421 | 0.05122 | 152 | 113 | 26 | 13 |
1766 | I don't think they really thought it through when they offered working from home two days a week. | 1.3421 | 0.04860 | 152 | 110 | 32 | 10 |
1767 | Great restaurants, but I've been thinking about moving back to the country. | 1.3419 | 0.05132 | 155 | 116 | 25 | 14 |
1768 | It's a nice room, and I've never slept better. | 1.3419 | 0.05050 | 155 | 115 | 27 | 13 |
1769 | Yeah, tell Bo-Peep, "look no further..." | 1.3419 | 0.04881 | 155 | 113 | 31 | 11 |
1770 | No, dude, YOU shut the flock up! | 1.3419 | 0.05293 | 155 | 118 | 21 | 16 |
1771 | I'm disrupting "farm to table." | 1.3419 | 0.05213 | 155 | 117 | 23 | 15 |
1772 | One medium pepperoni pizza and two hectares of your premium Irish pasture grass. | 1.3419 | 0.04966 | 155 | 114 | 29 | 12 |
1773 | It’d be a lot easier if the condo association would let me have a dog. | 1.3418 | 0.04981 | 158 | 117 | 28 | 13 |
1774 | I booked us the sheepest room | 1.3418 | 0.04899 | 158 | 116 | 30 | 12 |
1775 | I told you the white carpeting was a b-a-a-a d choice. | 1.3418 | 0.04646 | 158 | 113 | 36 | 9 |
1776 | Room service? I'll have one Shepherd's Pie. | 1.3416 | 0.04993 | 161 | 120 | 27 | 14 |
1777 | Tell Bo Peep I want 500 dollars if she every wants to see them again ... | 1.3416 | 0.04326 | 161 | 112 | 43 | 6 |
1778 | I will be needing a few extra staff | 1.3416 | 0.04587 | 161 | 115 | 37 | 9 |
1779 | It's kinda like that movie The Birds, only with sheep. | 1.3416 | 0.04914 | 161 | 119 | 29 | 13 |
1780 | Well mom, it turns out you CAN fit a whole flock into a studio appartment. | 1.3415 | 0.04531 | 164 | 117 | 38 | 9 |
1781 | "I can't tell which one is the wolf in sheep's clothing" | 1.3415 | 0.04693 | 164 | 119 | 34 | 11 |
1782 | Listen, their Black Friday sale was too good to pass up. | 1.3415 | 0.04850 | 164 | 121 | 30 | 13 |
1783 | No, the insomnia hasn't gone... Yes, I have tried counting them. | 1.3415 | 0.04926 | 164 | 122 | 28 | 14 |
1784 | I'm trying to relax but work just follows me everywhere! | 1.3415 | 0.04693 | 164 | 119 | 34 | 11 |
1785 | Oh, nothing, just doing some wool-gathering. | 1.3413 | 0.04712 | 167 | 122 | 33 | 12 |
1786 | I’ve no idea now many. I fall asleep counting. | 1.3413 | 0.04788 | 167 | 123 | 31 | 13 |
1787 | I can talk to you until the cows come home. | 1.3413 | 0.04635 | 167 | 121 | 35 | 11 |
1788 | I can’t wait to get the flock out of here. | 1.3413 | 0.04862 | 167 | 124 | 29 | 14 |
1789 | No mom it isn’t ‘just a phase’. | 1.3413 | 0.05009 | 167 | 126 | 25 | 16 |
1790 | Give me the insomniac’s room number. | 1.3412 | 0.04873 | 170 | 127 | 28 | 15 |
1791 | Of course I've tried counting them! ...Okay, I'll hold. | 1.3412 | 0.04728 | 170 | 125 | 32 | 13 |
1792 | Working from home today, boss. | 1.3412 | 0.04873 | 170 | 127 | 28 | 15 |
1793 | Can it wait? I'm working from home today. | 1.3411 | 0.05220 | 129 | 93 | 28 | 8 |
1794 | I hate to tell you Darlene, but I think you misunderstood when I said 'I love ewes so much.' | 1.3411 | 0.05220 | 129 | 93 | 28 | 8 |
1795 | Nah,we're all going to stay home to watch Martha Stewart make shepherd's pie. | 1.3410 | 0.04669 | 173 | 127 | 33 | 13 |
1796 | But nobody had a problem with my working from home when I was in Accounting. | 1.3409 | 0.04613 | 176 | 129 | 34 | 13 |
1797 | Okay, I counted the sheep. Now what? | 1.3406 | 0.04878 | 138 | 98 | 33 | 7 |
1798 | Come on Bo Peep, pick up! | 1.3406 | 0.05193 | 138 | 101 | 27 | 10 |
1799 | Bo-Peep? I think I have what you're looking for. | 1.3406 | 0.05193 | 138 | 101 | 27 | 10 |
1800 | Sorry, I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to ewe. | 1.3404 | 0.04914 | 141 | 101 | 32 | 8 |
1801 | What's the return policy on your large box of sleep aid? | 1.3404 | 0.05498 | 141 | 107 | 20 | 14 |
1802 | I’d like the M-U-T-T-O-N chops? | 1.3403 | 0.05413 | 144 | 109 | 21 | 14 |
1803 | Yes, doctor, it's urgent. I can't stop the bleating. | 1.3403 | 0.04743 | 144 | 102 | 35 | 7 |
1804 | Seriously? No pets allowed? | 1.3403 | 0.05136 | 144 | 106 | 27 | 11 |
1805 | Yes, hello. I'd like to submit a complaint, my neighbor's dog won't stop barking and the lease says no pets. | 1.3403 | 0.04743 | 144 | 102 | 35 | 7 |
1806 | Twelve I think, but I still can't sleep | 1.3401 | 0.05062 | 147 | 108 | 28 | 11 |
1807 | No, I said thirteen salads. Thirteen. | 1.3401 | 0.04969 | 147 | 107 | 30 | 10 |
1808 | Inventory is up, but I'm down to my last staff. | 1.3401 | 0.04969 | 147 | 107 | 30 | 10 |
1809 | I keep trying to get a count of them but I always fall asleep before I finish | 1.3401 | 0.04778 | 147 | 105 | 34 | 8 |
1810 | Would you mind picking up 500 pounds of clover on your way home? | 1.3401 | 0.04969 | 147 | 107 | 30 | 10 |
1811 | Peep here. Found ‘em | 1.3401 | 0.04969 | 147 | 107 | 30 | 10 |
1812 | Yeah, I'm bummed out, but you should see my severance package. | 1.3400 | 0.04714 | 150 | 107 | 35 | 8 |
1813 | I can't talk right now. We're watching "Breaking Baaad." | 1.3400 | 0.05079 | 150 | 111 | 27 | 12 |
1814 | I didn't say I was taking a nap. I said I was home counting sheep. | 1.3400 | 0.05167 | 150 | 112 | 25 | 13 |
1815 | Urban farming has made me a lot closer with the flock | 1.3399 | 0.04833 | 153 | 111 | 32 | 10 |
1816 | Ive been counting them all day and I still can't get to sleep. | 1.3399 | 0.05008 | 153 | 113 | 28 | 12 |
1817 | Yes, I've tried. There are twelve of them. | 1.3399 | 0.04921 | 153 | 112 | 30 | 11 |
1818 | Counting them makes me sleepy, but the smell keeps me wide awake. | 1.3399 | 0.05008 | 153 | 113 | 28 | 12 |
1819 | I'm staying at an Airbahnbah | 1.3397 | 0.05104 | 156 | 117 | 25 | 14 |
1820 | Oh, you said sleep over. | 1.3397 | 0.04939 | 156 | 115 | 29 | 12 |
1821 | Is Mary there ? | 1.3397 | 0.04855 | 156 | 114 | 31 | 11 |
1822 | The real challenge was getting them on the elevator. | 1.3397 | 0.04939 | 156 | 115 | 29 | 12 |
1823 | As Airbnb’s go, it’s alright. But I was hoping for something a bit more rural. | 1.3397 | 0.05022 | 156 | 116 | 27 | 13 |
1824 | Hello, Amazon? I think there's been a mix-up. Yes, my name is A. Shepherd. Why do you ask? | 1.3397 | 0.04769 | 156 | 113 | 33 | 10 |
1825 | Yes, I do respect you . . . I understand . . . So will you please, please come home Lassie! | 1.3396 | 0.04791 | 159 | 116 | 32 | 11 |
1826 | I hate bringing work home with me on the weekend. | 1.3396 | 0.04954 | 159 | 118 | 28 | 13 |
1827 | Hi Bo. It’s Dad. Just wondering when you’re coming back from your trip | 1.3396 | 0.04791 | 159 | 116 | 32 | 11 |
1828 | Hello Amazon, we have a problem. | 1.3396 | 0.05034 | 159 | 119 | 26 | 14 |
1829 | I've got the Baa. You bring the Humbug. | 1.3396 | 0.04873 | 159 | 117 | 30 | 12 |
1830 | We'd watch Silence of the Lambs, but they never stay quiet. | 1.3396 | 0.05034 | 159 | 119 | 26 | 14 |
1831 | I’m trying to vacation, but it seems like my work follows me everywhere. | 1.3396 | 0.04954 | 159 | 118 | 28 | 13 |
1832 | Uh-oh! Wolf documentary. | 1.3395 | 0.04647 | 162 | 117 | 35 | 10 |
1833 | It's amazing, Jack. Ever since I took this job my number of followers has skyrocketed. | 1.3395 | 0.04729 | 162 | 118 | 33 | 11 |
1834 | He’s counted us three times already. How is he still awake? | 1.3395 | 0.04647 | 162 | 117 | 35 | 10 |
1835 | No, it hasn’t helped the insomnia. | 1.3394 | 0.04748 | 165 | 121 | 32 | 12 |
1836 | Get the flock outta here. | 1.3394 | 0.04748 | 165 | 121 | 32 | 12 |
1837 | That's correct, my delivery order is a pastrami on rye and 6 bales of hay. | 1.3394 | 0.04748 | 165 | 121 | 32 | 12 |
1838 | MARY --where are you ? | 1.3393 | 0.04983 | 168 | 127 | 25 | 16 |
1839 | I feel a nap coming on. | 1.3393 | 0.04763 | 168 | 124 | 31 | 13 |
1840 | Turns out it's true what daytime TV turns people into. | 1.3392 | 0.05057 | 171 | 131 | 22 | 18 |
1841 | It's a bit messy, but I sure fall asleep a lot faster now. | 1.3391 | 0.04647 | 174 | 128 | 33 | 13 |
1842 | Hello, Bo? Yeah, I found 'em. | 1.3391 | 0.04575 | 174 | 127 | 35 | 12 |
1843 | Can Larry do it? I'm working from home today. | 1.3387 | 0.05713 | 124 | 93 | 20 | 11 |
1844 | It’s farm to suite to table | 1.3386 | 0.05387 | 127 | 93 | 25 | 9 |
1845 | ....but honey, other husbands bring there work home sometimes. | 1.3385 | 0.05411 | 130 | 96 | 24 | 10 |
1846 | They wanted to see who won the herding group at Westminster. | 1.3383 | 0.05431 | 133 | 99 | 23 | 11 |
1847 | I have no idea how many . . . I fall asleep as soon as I get past seven. | 1.3383 | 0.05325 | 133 | 98 | 25 | 10 |
1848 | Hey Bo-Peep. You want to see your sheep again? | 1.3381 | 0.05262 | 139 | 103 | 25 | 11 |
1849 | What Smell? | 1.3381 | 0.04956 | 139 | 100 | 31 | 8 |
1850 | Get Bo_Peep on the line. I found them. | 1.3381 | 0.04849 | 139 | 99 | 33 | 7 |
1851 | We should get together, I'm working from home, too. | 1.3380 | 0.05182 | 142 | 105 | 26 | 11 |
1852 | No, I beg to differ, but I specifically ordered the lamb chops"... | 1.3380 | 0.05278 | 142 | 106 | 24 | 12 |
1853 | Oh, just gathering wool. . . | 1.3380 | 0.05464 | 142 | 108 | 20 | 14 |
1854 | Hi , I'd like to order a shepherd's pie to go. | 1.3380 | 0.05182 | 142 | 105 | 26 | 11 |
1855 | Counting sheep didn't work, so I'm watching C-SPAN. | 1.3380 | 0.05278 | 142 | 106 | 24 | 12 |
1856 | Can you send up more pillows? | 1.3380 | 0.05085 | 142 | 104 | 28 | 10 |
1857 | I don't have an I problem. I have a ewe problem. | 1.3379 | 0.05199 | 145 | 108 | 25 | 12 |
1858 | Me? Oh, nuthin', just chillin' and watching the evening ewes. | 1.3379 | 0.05290 | 145 | 109 | 23 | 13 |
1859 | It's a miracle! Our flock is safe from the wolves of Wall Street. | 1.3379 | 0.05199 | 145 | 108 | 25 | 12 |
1860 | Can we agree that we’ve taken this whole “work from home” thing a bit too far? | 1.3379 | 0.05012 | 145 | 106 | 29 | 10 |
1861 | Well exactly what time does the damn field open? | 1.3378 | 0.05212 | 148 | 111 | 24 | 13 |
1862 | Hi, is Mary there? | 1.3378 | 0.05386 | 148 | 113 | 20 | 15 |
1863 | I tell you this place has a GREAT pet policy ! | 1.3378 | 0.04941 | 148 | 108 | 30 | 10 |
1864 | I should have gotten the two bedroom. | 1.3378 | 0.04653 | 148 | 105 | 36 | 7 |
1865 | They told me, "Leave them alone, and they'll come home." | 1.3378 | 0.04847 | 148 | 107 | 32 | 9 |
1866 | Hey! You're my agent! Somewhere there's gotta be a better job than rounding up a crowd for Trump rallies. | 1.3378 | 0.05386 | 148 | 113 | 20 | 15 |
1867 | I decided to move to greener pastures. | 1.3378 | 0.05033 | 148 | 109 | 28 | 11 |
1868 | No I wish I could,but my family's in town. | 1.3378 | 0.04553 | 148 | 104 | 38 | 6 |
1869 | I know the sheep prefer the pasture but I just want to be like all the other millennials working from home. | 1.3378 | 0.05212 | 148 | 111 | 24 | 13 |
1870 | I still can’t stop bringing my work home with me. | 1.3378 | 0.04941 | 148 | 108 | 30 | 10 |
1871 | Well I like to think of it more as farm-to-table. | 1.3378 | 0.04751 | 148 | 106 | 34 | 8 |
1872 | Sorry, I was just nodding off when you called. | 1.3377 | 0.04781 | 151 | 109 | 33 | 9 |
1873 | Hello Sheep Rescue? Okay, I'll hold. | 1.3377 | 0.04873 | 151 | 110 | 31 | 10 |
1874 | They're easier to count than votes. | 1.3377 | 0.05051 | 151 | 112 | 27 | 12 |
1875 | No, we'll come back when YOU apologize. | 1.3377 | 0.05051 | 151 | 112 | 27 | 12 |
1876 | No, we're having a night in for a change. | 1.3377 | 0.04894 | 154 | 113 | 30 | 11 |
1877 | I think one of them ate the remote. | 1.3377 | 0.05148 | 154 | 116 | 24 | 14 |
1878 | Yeah, I invited over a few friends from work. | 1.3377 | 0.04894 | 154 | 113 | 30 | 11 |
1879 | It looks like Mary took off with the little one. | 1.3377 | 0.05230 | 154 | 117 | 22 | 15 |
1880 | Lassie, can you pick up the lambs after school? | 1.3376 | 0.04995 | 157 | 117 | 27 | 13 |
1881 | I'd like to cancel pay-per-ewe. | 1.3376 | 0.05076 | 157 | 118 | 25 | 14 |
1882 | Sure,moving to the city was a big transition,but bringing the flock has really helped. | 1.3376 | 0.04657 | 157 | 113 | 35 | 9 |
1883 | I don't know why I am having such a hard time staying awake. | 1.3376 | 0.04743 | 157 | 114 | 33 | 10 |
1884 | I found a way to get to sleep. | 1.3376 | 0.04829 | 157 | 115 | 31 | 11 |
1885 | Well I decided to do this online dating thing and I meet this really nice gal, Lil Bo Peep, and things started getting really serious, really fast and the next thing I know... | 1.3376 | 0.04829 | 157 | 115 | 31 | 11 |
1886 | We’ll take twelve garden salads and a fish sandwich. | 1.3376 | 0.04568 | 157 | 112 | 37 | 8 |
1887 | All right, have it your way—you heard a sheep bleat!" | 1.3376 | 0.05076 | 157 | 118 | 25 | 14 |
1888 | Just putting the "pen" in penthouse. | 1.3376 | 0.04913 | 157 | 116 | 29 | 12 |
1889 | Don't worry, the wolves don't have a clue where we are. | 1.3375 | 0.04766 | 160 | 117 | 32 | 11 |
1890 | Last thing I remember is counting them. | 1.3375 | 0.04682 | 160 | 116 | 34 | 10 |
1891 | Peep's Sleep Service ... | 1.3375 | 0.04847 | 160 | 118 | 30 | 12 |
1892 | Herding is so much easier with only 500 square feet | 1.3375 | 0.04511 | 160 | 114 | 38 | 8 |
1893 | Yes, it’s a little tight but the flock and I had to face facts - we’re city folk. | 1.3375 | 0.04928 | 160 | 119 | 28 | 13 |
1894 | Apparently they don't allow dogs in this place. | 1.3375 | 0.05085 | 160 | 121 | 24 | 15 |
1895 | Yeah, that's right, Bo Peep. Tell her they don't want to come home | 1.3375 | 0.04598 | 160 | 115 | 36 | 9 |
1896 | Found them. They followed a hedge fund manager. | 1.3374 | 0.04863 | 163 | 121 | 29 | 13 |
1897 | We lost her somewhere in Times Square. | 1.3374 | 0.04541 | 163 | 117 | 37 | 9 |
1898 | Tell me about this Ambien thing again. | 1.3374 | 0.04940 | 163 | 122 | 27 | 14 |
1899 | Just wool-gathering... and you? | 1.3373 | 0.04486 | 166 | 119 | 38 | 9 |
1900 | Hello? Bo Peep? | 1.3373 | 0.04800 | 166 | 123 | 30 | 13 |
1901 | The melatonin hasn’t been working. | 1.3373 | 0.04486 | 166 | 119 | 38 | 9 |
1902 | Work from home,” they said | 1.3373 | 0.05023 | 166 | 126 | 24 | 16 |
1903 | Bo, they're home but they're not wagging their tails. | 1.3373 | 0.04403 | 166 | 118 | 40 | 8 |
1904 | The at home course is definitely educational but I can't wait to get out and do the field work. | 1.3373 | 0.05028 | 169 | 129 | 23 | 17 |
1905 | Trust me, the Rams will win this. | 1.3373 | 0.04352 | 169 | 120 | 41 | 8 |
1906 | Then I'd give the Ambien a try. | 1.3373 | 0.04739 | 169 | 125 | 31 | 13 |
1907 | Sure I can talk, I'm just tending to some work I took home. | 1.3373 | 0.05028 | 169 | 129 | 23 | 17 |
1908 | The pay is fine, but working from home is turning out to be a lot less convenient than expected. | 1.3373 | 0.04432 | 169 | 121 | 39 | 9 |
1909 | It’s for ewe. | 1.3372 | 0.04753 | 172 | 128 | 30 | 14 |
1910 | That's right 10 large pizzas, half grass, half clover. | 1.3372 | 0.04824 | 172 | 129 | 28 | 15 |
1911 | People don't understand the sacrifices us Brooklynites make for true farm to table. | 1.3372 | 0.04223 | 172 | 121 | 44 | 7 |
1912 | Doing? Just sitting here thinking of ewe. | 1.3371 | 0.04832 | 175 | 132 | 27 | 16 |
1913 | Room Service, I'd like to order from the grazing menu. | 1.3360 | 0.05558 | 125 | 93 | 22 | 10 |
1914 | But its halftime and the Rams are on. | 1.3358 | 0.05184 | 134 | 98 | 27 | 9 |
1915 | What channel is the Rams game on? | 1.3357 | 0.04821 | 140 | 100 | 33 | 7 |
1916 | I think I’ll just get some sleeping pills. | 1.3357 | 0.04926 | 140 | 101 | 31 | 8 |
1917 | Abiding in the penthouse, keeping watch. You? | 1.3357 | 0.05130 | 140 | 103 | 27 | 10 |
1918 | I'm afraid all I have left are a dozen white. | 1.3357 | 0.05055 | 143 | 105 | 28 | 10 |
1919 | No, I'm the service animal. | 1.3357 | 0.05246 | 143 | 107 | 24 | 12 |
1920 | When the co- op board asked if I had any pets, I said I had to count sheep to help me fall asleep. I guess they took it figuratively. Now I have to go for the “emotional support animal” waiver. | 1.3357 | 0.05152 | 143 | 106 | 26 | 11 |
1921 | I could have sworn it said Air Baa and Baa. | 1.3357 | 0.04957 | 143 | 104 | 30 | 9 |
1922 | Hello. Is this Mary? | 1.3356 | 0.04887 | 146 | 106 | 31 | 9 |
1923 | This is where we'll winter. | 1.3356 | 0.04887 | 146 | 106 | 31 | 9 |
1924 | Bob says I need to stop bringing work home. | 1.3356 | 0.04887 | 146 | 106 | 31 | 9 |
1925 | Yes Ms Peep, they are here, all 12 of them. | 1.3356 | 0.04789 | 146 | 105 | 33 | 8 |
1926 | Maintenance? Please, the elevator needs some attention. | 1.3356 | 0.04887 | 146 | 106 | 31 | 9 |
1927 | Landlord has had it. Told me I had to “get the flock out” of her apartment. | 1.3356 | 0.05094 | 149 | 111 | 26 | 12 |
1928 | Working from home has become the new trend | 1.3356 | 0.05004 | 149 | 110 | 28 | 11 |
1929 | Hello, customer service? I need help changing my ringtone. | 1.3356 | 0.05094 | 149 | 111 | 26 | 12 |
1930 | Yeah ,we're in but it wasnt easy sneaking everyone past reception.. | 1.3356 | 0.04627 | 149 | 106 | 36 | 7 |
1931 | I’m sorry. Mary is unable to come to the phone. | 1.3356 | 0.05094 | 149 | 111 | 26 | 12 |
1932 | Room service? I’ll have the ribeye with baked potato, asparagus and 400 pounds of oats. | 1.3356 | 0.05094 | 149 | 111 | 26 | 12 |
1933 | Right, 3 pizzas with fescue, 3 with Kentucky Bluegrass, and could you throw in a gallon of Woolite? | 1.3355 | 0.04935 | 152 | 112 | 29 | 11 |
1934 | I still feel a bit sheepish working from home. | 1.3355 | 0.04935 | 152 | 112 | 29 | 11 |
1935 | Sure, we miss the backyard, but at least here they'll get some cultural exposure. | 1.3355 | 0.05022 | 152 | 113 | 27 | 12 |
1936 | They're flocking to New York. | 1.3355 | 0.04568 | 152 | 108 | 37 | 7 |
1937 | No! I said I wanted a room for my ewes. | 1.3355 | 0.04781 | 155 | 113 | 32 | 10 |
1938 | No, seriously dude, you wouldn't believe how hard it is to pull the wool over their eyes. | 1.3355 | 0.04953 | 155 | 115 | 28 | 12 |
1939 | I’m looking for a “Miss Bopeep”? | 1.3355 | 0.04692 | 155 | 112 | 34 | 9 |
1940 | Hi, Miss Peep. I know where you can find them. | 1.3355 | 0.04868 | 155 | 114 | 30 | 11 |
1941 | If this doesn't bring Bo back to me, nothing will. | 1.3354 | 0.04886 | 158 | 117 | 29 | 12 |
1942 | Yes, I have tried counting sheep... | 1.3354 | 0.04803 | 158 | 116 | 31 | 11 |
1943 | Yes, I also do dog-sitting and cat-sitting. | 1.3354 | 0.04544 | 158 | 113 | 37 | 8 |
1944 | Trying to reach Little Boy Blue; I've got a small emergency here. | 1.3354 | 0.04718 | 158 | 115 | 33 | 10 |
1945 | I think my therapist nailed it: I've got to stop taking my work home. | 1.3354 | 0.04718 | 158 | 115 | 33 | 10 |
1946 | Hey Mom, found 'em. We're at your place. | 1.3354 | 0.05057 | 161 | 122 | 24 | 15 |
1947 | Hey, Sheepless in Seattle — I think I can help you out. | 1.3354 | 0.04740 | 161 | 118 | 32 | 11 |
1948 | I'm not sure that working from home was such a good idea! | 1.3354 | 0.04658 | 161 | 117 | 34 | 10 |
1949 | I got this new sheep-sitting app to make a couple extra bucks and you’d be surprised how many people in the city own sheep. | 1.3354 | 0.04680 | 164 | 120 | 33 | 11 |
1950 | Good news. Solved my sleeping problems. | 1.3354 | 0.04914 | 164 | 123 | 27 | 14 |
1951 | Hasn't changed. They still follow me everywhere against the rules. | 1.3354 | 0.04837 | 164 | 122 | 29 | 13 |
1952 | After downsizing from the farm, the flock is starting to question my leadership... | 1.3354 | 0.04914 | 164 | 123 | 27 | 14 |
1953 | I tried, Ma! I still can't sleep! | 1.3354 | 0.04680 | 164 | 120 | 33 | 11 |
1954 | On rainy days, they INSIST on coming inside and watching "Babe" on DVD. | 1.3354 | 0.04600 | 164 | 119 | 35 | 10 |
1955 | Apparently roaming is not covered. | 1.3353 | 0.04543 | 167 | 121 | 36 | 10 |
1956 | Ambien made me do weird things. | 1.3353 | 0.04543 | 167 | 121 | 36 | 10 |
1957 | I know the meal delivery kit said fresh ingredients, but this is too fresh. | 1.3353 | 0.05002 | 170 | 130 | 23 | 17 |
1958 | I got a role in a play about GOP voter registration, but it’s a bit too literal... | 1.3353 | 0.04861 | 170 | 128 | 27 | 15 |
1959 | I've run into a spot of bother with the co-op board. | 1.3353 | 0.04436 | 173 | 125 | 38 | 10 |
1960 | Well, yes, herding sheep is a lot easier in the City. | 1.3353 | 0.04658 | 173 | 128 | 32 | 13 |
1961 | The landlord said we better get the flock outta here. | 1.3352 | 0.04616 | 179 | 133 | 32 | 14 |
1962 | I don't know how long I'm gonna last at this job, Ma...I keep falling asleep. | 1.3351 | 0.04459 | 188 | 139 | 35 | 14 |
1963 | What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas | 1.3333 | 0.05361 | 135 | 101 | 23 | 11 |
1964 | No, the condo association won't reconsider. So much for the urban farming concept. | 1.3333 | 0.05099 | 141 | 104 | 27 | 10 |
1965 | We thought we'd stay in and Netflock. | 1.3333 | 0.04828 | 144 | 104 | 32 | 8 |
1966 | They call it urban herding | 1.3333 | 0.04859 | 147 | 107 | 31 | 9 |
1967 | Need a few more...still can't sleep. | 1.3333 | 0.04656 | 165 | 121 | 33 | 11 |
1968 | Front desk...I'm missing one. | 1.3333 | 0.04550 | 162 | 117 | 36 | 9 |
1969 | Business has been tough since we moved to the city that never sleeps. | 1.3333 | 0.04907 | 153 | 113 | 29 | 11 |
1970 | The view is great but the Condo board is trying to fleece us. | 1.3333 | 0.05074 | 138 | 101 | 28 | 9 |
1971 | That's fake news, I never lost any sheep! | 1.3333 | 0.04994 | 153 | 114 | 27 | 12 |
1972 | Remember telling me wool futures were hot? You'll never guess what I did. | 1.3333 | 0.04796 | 162 | 120 | 30 | 12 |
1973 | Home game,rooting for the Rams against theLions. | 1.3333 | 0.04954 | 147 | 108 | 29 | 10 |
1974 | I'm not sure how long I've been asleep. | 1.3333 | 0.05138 | 147 | 110 | 25 | 12 |
1975 | Good news, Ms. Peep! | 1.3333 | 0.04509 | 177 | 130 | 35 | 12 |
1976 | And to add insult to injury, I still cant sleep. | 1.3333 | 0.05047 | 147 | 109 | 27 | 11 |
1977 | Working from home today...need to focus on my staffing strategy. | 1.3333 | 0.05307 | 144 | 109 | 22 | 13 |
1978 | Tell the doctor I've changed my mind. I need that prescription for sleeping pills as soon as possible. | 1.3333 | 0.05074 | 138 | 101 | 28 | 9 |
1979 | Well, for the past few months I’ve been working remotely but I’d be very interested in exploring other opportunities. | 1.3333 | 0.04360 | 168 | 120 | 40 | 8 |
1980 | I'm missing one. What did Mary have for dinner? | 1.3333 | 0.05278 | 138 | 103 | 24 | 11 |
1981 | Last thing I remember was the dog leaving | 1.3333 | 0.04543 | 171 | 125 | 35 | 11 |
1982 | Nothing. Ewe? | 1.3333 | 0.05228 | 147 | 111 | 23 | 13 |
1983 | You're talking a lot but all I'm hearing is baa baa baa. | 1.3333 | 0.04562 | 147 | 104 | 37 | 6 |
1984 | Gotta go. We’re due at yoga. | 1.3333 | 0.04928 | 144 | 105 | 30 | 9 |
1985 | I’m sorry for taking this call from my cell. I’m shepherding from home today. | 1.3333 | 0.04837 | 171 | 129 | 27 | 15 |
1986 | If my landlord allowed me to have a dog I'd at least be able to keep them organized. | 1.3333 | 0.04751 | 168 | 125 | 30 | 13 |
1987 | No, I said take them to the highest grazing spot on the Matterhorn, not Manhattan. | 1.3333 | 0.05278 | 138 | 103 | 24 | 11 |
1988 | Now I know why Mary didn't have two little lambs. | 1.3333 | 0.05151 | 135 | 99 | 27 | 9 |
1989 | I found an Air bah-n-bah. | 1.3333 | 0.04976 | 150 | 111 | 28 | 11 |
1990 | But Dad...the meadow was really hot! | 1.3333 | 0.05198 | 141 | 105 | 25 | 11 |
1991 | Ram service, please! | 1.3333 | 0.05099 | 141 | 104 | 27 | 10 |
1992 | My occupation? I'm a work-from-home shepherd. | 1.3333 | 0.05091 | 156 | 118 | 24 | 14 |
1993 | Where in the flock am I? | 1.3333 | 0.05239 | 150 | 114 | 22 | 14 |
1994 | You wouldn't believe how much my sleep has improved. | 1.3333 | 0.05201 | 129 | 94 | 27 | 8 |
1995 | For take out please. One large Margherita pizza and 12 green salads, hold the onions. | 1.3333 | 0.05040 | 126 | 90 | 30 | 6 |
1996 | Hey, Bo! Guess what I found! | 1.3333 | 0.05294 | 141 | 106 | 23 | 12 |
1997 | When do you think Little Bo Peep can get over here? | 1.3333 | 0.04729 | 153 | 111 | 33 | 9 |
1998 | Yes, this is Little Boy Blue. - No, they're not in the meadow. | 1.3333 | 0.04495 | 165 | 119 | 37 | 9 |
1999 | Absolutely the view is great, but I thought I was dog sitting. | 1.3333 | 0.05151 | 135 | 99 | 27 | 9 |
2000 | Hello, Room Service? This isn't what it sounds like, but I need someone to go out and get me some grass - quite a bit of grass. | 1.3333 | 0.05120 | 132 | 96 | 28 | 8 |
2001 | I'm just having a few coworkers over. | 1.3333 | 0.04459 | 147 | 103 | 39 | 5 |
2002 | I'll have the pepperoni pizza, a diet Coke and a case of Woolite. | 1.3333 | 0.04676 | 168 | 124 | 32 | 12 |
2003 | Well, how would the tentant's feel about free sweaters? | 1.3333 | 0.04637 | 153 | 110 | 35 | 8 |
2004 | I’m their leader now, and I kind of like it. | 1.3333 | 0.04994 | 153 | 114 | 27 | 12 |
2005 | I really shouldn't have ordered the sheep before the farm | 1.3333 | 0.04474 | 183 | 135 | 35 | 13 |
2006 | Must be time for Sean Hannity. | 1.3333 | 0.04907 | 171 | 130 | 25 | 16 |
2007 | Please tell me the price of wool today. | 1.3333 | 0.04926 | 156 | 116 | 28 | 12 |
2008 | Yes, you heard me right. That’s one shepherd’s pie, a bottle of Bud, and a dozen bushels of fresh mown grass. | 1.3333 | 0.05198 | 141 | 105 | 25 | 11 |
2009 | No. I will not accept a collect call from Miss Bo Peep! | 1.3333 | 0.05074 | 138 | 101 | 28 | 9 |
2010 | Here? Because, in Seattle it's sheepless. | 1.3333 | 0.05047 | 147 | 109 | 27 | 11 |
2011 | You were right about Brooklyn. | 1.3333 | 0.05079 | 153 | 115 | 25 | 13 |
2012 | A Trump rally all white sheep | 1.3333 | 0.05464 | 135 | 102 | 21 | 12 |
2013 | No, she’s not lost.....she’s in the black sheep matter march. | 1.3333 | 0.06072 | 123 | 96 | 13 | 14 |
2014 | Hi Amazon. I received my flock, but do you have the tracking number for my herding dog? | 1.3333 | 0.04521 | 168 | 122 | 36 | 10 |
2015 | Yeah, but it's not cheap once you sign up for pay per ewe. | 1.3315 | 0.04769 | 181 | 138 | 26 | 17 |
2016 | You need them back for a vote? | 1.3314 | 0.04801 | 169 | 127 | 28 | 14 |
2017 | You mean I don't have to buy sheep to count them? | 1.3314 | 0.04727 | 169 | 126 | 30 | 13 |
2018 | I've counted them! I've counted them, and I still can't sleep! | 1.3314 | 0.04419 | 169 | 122 | 38 | 9 |
2019 | Oh, you know, same old baa, baa, baa... | 1.3314 | 0.04801 | 169 | 127 | 28 | 14 |
2020 | Is this room service? I'd like to order shepherd's pie. | 1.3313 | 0.04632 | 166 | 122 | 33 | 11 |
2021 | You were right, I should have tried sleeping medication | 1.3313 | 0.04863 | 166 | 125 | 27 | 14 |
2022 | I know we've talked about bringing work home. | 1.3313 | 0.04787 | 166 | 124 | 29 | 13 |
2023 | I saw your ad for a wolf. | 1.3313 | 0.04863 | 166 | 125 | 27 | 14 |
2024 | Apparently, there was no room in the manger. | 1.3313 | 0.04610 | 163 | 119 | 34 | 10 |
2025 | Nah, man—this isn’t even the strangest Airbnb I’ve been to. | 1.3313 | 0.04771 | 163 | 121 | 30 | 12 |
2026 | Remind me, how this is supposed to help me sleep? | 1.3313 | 0.04668 | 160 | 117 | 33 | 10 |
2027 | If I can pull this off it will change herding as we know it forever. | 1.3313 | 0.04915 | 160 | 120 | 27 | 13 |
2028 | I'd like to but I'm very sleepy right now | 1.3313 | 0.04668 | 160 | 117 | 33 | 10 |
2029 | Room Service? I need a dozen shepherd's pies. | 1.3313 | 0.04752 | 160 | 118 | 31 | 11 |
2030 | Of course I didn’t bring them in the house. | 1.3313 | 0.04915 | 160 | 120 | 27 | 13 |
2031 | What channel is Fox News? | 1.3312 | 0.04899 | 157 | 117 | 28 | 12 |
2032 | Just so you know, this on-line video course makes it look more like an outdoor profession. | 1.3312 | 0.04729 | 157 | 115 | 32 | 10 |
2033 | Right. Free-range, not pasture-raised. | 1.3312 | 0.04179 | 157 | 109 | 44 | 4 |
2034 | So, I get to be my own boss and the sheep like the view. | 1.3312 | 0.04815 | 157 | 116 | 30 | 11 |
2035 | The experts call it semi-sedentary pastoralism. | 1.3312 | 0.04899 | 157 | 117 | 28 | 12 |
2036 | Once I realized I could work at home, it was 'Big city, here I come!' | 1.3312 | 0.04815 | 157 | 116 | 30 | 11 |
2037 | The ad said the apartment was perfect for a crook on the lam but I think I got fleeced. | 1.3312 | 0.04880 | 154 | 114 | 29 | 11 |
2038 | Yes, all of our meats are locally sourced. | 1.3312 | 0.05051 | 154 | 116 | 25 | 13 |
2039 | I would like to order four alfalfa pizzas. | 1.3312 | 0.04792 | 154 | 113 | 31 | 10 |
2040 | I ordered a black sheep. | 1.3312 | 0.04612 | 154 | 111 | 35 | 8 |
2041 | It's a new app - they call it Air Baa & Baa | 1.3312 | 0.04792 | 154 | 113 | 31 | 10 |
2042 | Little Bo Peep got the house in the divorce. | 1.3312 | 0.04792 | 154 | 113 | 31 | 10 |
2043 | Old MacDonald moved uptown, E-I-E-I-O. | 1.3312 | 0.04703 | 154 | 112 | 33 | 9 |
2044 | So you're telling me to get the flock out of here? | 1.3311 | 0.05123 | 151 | 114 | 24 | 13 |
2045 | I think I can get more space in Brooklyn. | 1.3311 | 0.04735 | 148 | 107 | 33 | 8 |
2046 | Nope. Bo Beep isn't here. I'm just house sitting. | 1.3310 | 0.04899 | 145 | 106 | 30 | 9 |
2047 | The room is fine, but do you have something with a Central Park view, perhaps a meadow of some sort? | 1.3310 | 0.04800 | 145 | 105 | 32 | 8 |
2048 | Hi, I'm calling on behalf of Lambs Without Borders... | 1.3310 | 0.05091 | 145 | 108 | 26 | 11 |
2049 | Be right there. I have a few things to tend to. | 1.3310 | 0.04699 | 145 | 104 | 34 | 7 |
2050 | It’s Sunday. I’m tending my flock! | 1.3310 | 0.05184 | 145 | 109 | 24 | 12 |
2051 | Mind if I bring some work along? | 1.3310 | 0.05091 | 145 | 108 | 26 | 11 |
2052 | Oh, not much, just hangin' with the base watching the President's speech. | 1.3310 | 0.04996 | 145 | 107 | 28 | 10 |
2053 | Yo little Bo. Found the flock. Meet me at my crib in 10. | 1.3310 | 0.04969 | 142 | 104 | 29 | 9 |
2054 | Okay, I’ve got it. Anything but “Silence of the Lambs”. | 1.3310 | 0.04764 | 142 | 102 | 33 | 7 |
2055 | My business plan is still a little fuzzy. | 1.3310 | 0.05069 | 142 | 105 | 27 | 10 |
2056 | Moving back in with my parents was easier than I expected | 1.3310 | 0.04868 | 142 | 103 | 31 | 8 |
2057 | White, yes. Can you be more descriptive, Ms. Bo Peep? | 1.3310 | 0.04969 | 142 | 104 | 29 | 9 |
2058 | No, we're off today. Apparently everyone slept well last night. | 1.3310 | 0.04764 | 142 | 102 | 33 | 7 |
2059 | So you're sleepless in Seattle? | 1.3309 | 0.05441 | 139 | 106 | 20 | 13 |
2060 | As you hear it. I had not slept well for months, I started counting sheep ... and now I can’t live without them. | 1.3309 | 0.04722 | 139 | 99 | 34 | 6 |
2061 | Me? Nothing much, just watching some ewe tube. | 1.3309 | 0.05535 | 139 | 107 | 18 | 14 |
2062 | Hello Uber..... I need a ride to the meadowlands..... | 1.3309 | 0.05245 | 139 | 104 | 24 | 11 |
2063 | Could I get some alfalfa sprouts with that? | 1.3309 | 0.05119 | 136 | 100 | 27 | 9 |
2064 | Ok Doc, the counting hasn't worked. I'll try a sleeping pill | 1.3308 | 0.05281 | 130 | 96 | 25 | 9 |
2065 | Tell Bo Peep I cracked the case. | 1.3308 | 0.05715 | 130 | 100 | 17 | 13 |
2066 | No I'm not kidding ewe and I'm not trying to pull the wool over your eyes...I'm in New York on the lamb | 1.3308 | 0.05610 | 130 | 99 | 19 | 12 |
2067 | Business is booming, apparently it’s really hard to sleep nowadays. | 1.3306 | 0.05458 | 124 | 92 | 23 | 9 |
2068 | Hi Bo! Nope; haven't seen them. | 1.3298 | 0.04697 | 188 | 144 | 26 | 18 |
2069 | 911? There’s a missing 12-year-old female by the name of Bo Beep. | 1.3297 | 0.04276 | 182 | 132 | 40 | 10 |
2070 | So I asked myself, what's a guy to do to make a buck now that the dog walking market has gotten so saturated? | 1.3296 | 0.04395 | 179 | 131 | 37 | 11 |
2071 | What are the ingredients for shepherd's pie again? | 1.3295 | 0.04729 | 176 | 133 | 28 | 15 |
2072 | So then he said, 'If you want a sweater, knit it yourself." | 1.3295 | 0.04590 | 176 | 131 | 32 | 13 |
2073 | Mary, I thought you said "A" little lamb. | 1.3295 | 0.04590 | 176 | 131 | 32 | 13 |
2074 | According to last nights dream, I'm one short. | 1.3294 | 0.04703 | 170 | 127 | 30 | 13 |
2075 | Can I call you back? I'm binge watching Real Shepherds of New York. | 1.3294 | 0.04629 | 170 | 126 | 32 | 12 |
2076 | Apartment sitting. You? | 1.3293 | 0.04530 | 167 | 122 | 35 | 10 |
2077 | No, we won't be needing utensils." | 1.3293 | 0.04609 | 167 | 123 | 33 | 11 |
2078 | Hey, Bo. It's me. I found-em. | 1.3293 | 0.04763 | 167 | 125 | 29 | 13 |
2079 | Deny it and tell the reporter I'm allergic to wool. | 1.3293 | 0.04824 | 164 | 123 | 28 | 13 |
2080 | I'm telling you, it's like herding cats. | 1.3293 | 0.04586 | 164 | 120 | 34 | 10 |
2081 | I’m pretty sure this isn’t what Nietzsche meant by ‘herd mentality.’ | 1.3293 | 0.04746 | 164 | 122 | 30 | 12 |
2082 | I know, I know. But you wouldn't believe the rent! | 1.3293 | 0.04334 | 164 | 117 | 40 | 7 |
2083 | Well the good news is that we solved the fecal / nitrate run off issue with the lake. | 1.3293 | 0.04824 | 164 | 123 | 28 | 13 |
2084 | Pastureland is getting really expensive so now I just use airbnb. | 1.3293 | 0.04504 | 164 | 119 | 36 | 9 |
2085 | I've been counting them but I still feel wide awake. | 1.3293 | 0.04667 | 164 | 121 | 32 | 11 |
2086 | Looks like I'll need to order the optional sheepdog. | 1.3293 | 0.04746 | 164 | 122 | 30 | 12 |
2087 | I don’t know. I thought I was walking into a Peep Show. | 1.3293 | 0.04824 | 164 | 123 | 28 | 13 |
2088 | What is about wanting a contemporary farmhouse aesthetic do you not understand? | 1.3293 | 0.04824 | 164 | 123 | 28 | 13 |
2089 | No, I'm not having a party, it's just my emotional support sheep. | 1.3292 | 0.04560 | 161 | 117 | 35 | 9 |
2090 | Miss Peep, I've found your sheep. | 1.3292 | 0.04644 | 161 | 118 | 33 | 10 |
2091 | Are you sure it's OK if I work from home today? | 1.3292 | 0.04644 | 161 | 118 | 33 | 10 |
2092 | I'm fine dear. Dr. Smith prescribed me these ancient organic sleeping meds. | 1.3292 | 0.04644 | 161 | 118 | 33 | 10 |
2093 | "Ordering one collie and a side of grass." | 1.3292 | 0.04474 | 161 | 116 | 37 | 8 |
2094 | I need to speak with Mary... ASAP! | 1.3291 | 0.04789 | 158 | 117 | 30 | 11 |
2095 | Not bad as a trust building exercise, although we lost one in the meatpacking district. | 1.3291 | 0.04872 | 158 | 118 | 28 | 12 |
2096 | There was a spelling error! I wanted sleep! | 1.3291 | 0.04789 | 158 | 117 | 30 | 11 |
2097 | Has Little Bo Peep checked in yet? | 1.3291 | 0.04704 | 158 | 116 | 32 | 10 |
2098 | Just chillin' with my sheeps. What's up with you? | 1.3291 | 0.04789 | 158 | 117 | 30 | 11 |
2099 | Can you please send up a dozen salads - hold the dressing... | 1.3291 | 0.04789 | 158 | 117 | 30 | 11 |
2100 | I just ordered the shepherd's cane, the description didn't mention sheep. | 1.3291 | 0.04529 | 158 | 114 | 36 | 8 |
2101 | Well, you can tell him for me, there isn't enough wool in the world to cover everybody's eyes in this country. | 1.3291 | 0.04872 | 158 | 118 | 28 | 12 |
2102 | Didn't expect you to still be awake! I'm counting sheep too. | 1.3290 | 0.04677 | 155 | 113 | 33 | 9 |
2103 | Yes, Operator: first name "Little," last name "Peep." | 1.3290 | 0.04677 | 155 | 113 | 33 | 9 |
2104 | I probably should have splurged on full service delivery and assembly for the sweater. | 1.3290 | 0.04766 | 155 | 114 | 31 | 10 |
2105 | The Airbnb listing said 'pets welcome', so I really don't see the problem. | 1.3290 | 0.04587 | 155 | 112 | 35 | 8 |
2106 | Room service? Yes, a hamburger, fries, Coke, and 13 grass and clover salads, hold the dressing. | 1.3290 | 0.04766 | 155 | 114 | 31 | 10 |
2107 | Hello Mary, are you picking up your lambs today? | 1.3289 | 0.04830 | 152 | 112 | 30 | 10 |
2108 | Would you like to join our sheepover? | 1.3289 | 0.04920 | 152 | 113 | 28 | 11 |
2109 | I'd like to place a pick-up order for 13 house salads--hold the Romaine. | 1.3289 | 0.04830 | 152 | 112 | 30 | 10 |
2110 | I'm tele-herding today. | 1.3289 | 0.05094 | 152 | 115 | 24 | 13 |
2111 | Is this Miss Bo Peep? Yes, I found them for you. | 1.3289 | 0.05094 | 152 | 115 | 24 | 13 |
2112 | Hello room service? I'd like to order eight bales of hay. | 1.3289 | 0.04830 | 152 | 112 | 30 | 10 |
2113 | This whole not getting to sleep thing has gotten way out of hand. | 1.3289 | 0.05008 | 152 | 114 | 26 | 12 |
2114 | I tend to bring my work home with me. | 1.3289 | 0.05094 | 152 | 115 | 24 | 13 |
2115 | I put “shepherd” on my match.com profile and now they’re really flocking to me. | 1.3289 | 0.04989 | 149 | 111 | 27 | 11 |
2116 | My contract allows me to work remotely! | 1.3289 | 0.04989 | 149 | 111 | 27 | 11 |
2117 | Possession is nine tenths of the law, Bo-Peep. | 1.3289 | 0.05340 | 149 | 115 | 19 | 15 |
2118 | Yes ma'am, our guaranteed insomnia cure is both traditional and innovative. | 1.3289 | 0.04897 | 149 | 110 | 29 | 10 |
2119 | Yeah mom, we just checked in to our Air Baa & Baa. | 1.3289 | 0.04989 | 149 | 111 | 27 | 11 |
2120 | Yes, this is Little Boy Blue... | 1.3288 | 0.04871 | 146 | 107 | 30 | 9 |
2121 | I brought you a gift from New Zealand | 1.3288 | 0.04871 | 146 | 107 | 30 | 9 |
2122 | I keep telling them to use their indoors voices. | 1.3288 | 0.04967 | 146 | 108 | 28 | 10 |
2123 | I'm on the lamb. | 1.3288 | 0.05061 | 146 | 109 | 26 | 11 |
2124 | I was told this breed thrives at higher altitudes. | 1.3288 | 0.05061 | 146 | 109 | 26 | 11 |
2125 | I can offer you the latest advancements in sleep therapy. | 1.3288 | 0.04967 | 146 | 108 | 28 | 10 |
2126 | Hello, front desk, I won't be needing that Sleep Number bed after all. | 1.3288 | 0.05333 | 146 | 112 | 20 | 14 |
2127 | It’s hard to relax when the Wolf of Wall Street is out there. | 1.3288 | 0.04773 | 146 | 106 | 32 | 8 |
2128 | Yes, mom, they're still organic, but free range has been harder. | 1.3288 | 0.05061 | 146 | 109 | 26 | 11 |
2129 | We'll take the Rams by 3 | 1.3288 | 0.04871 | 146 | 107 | 30 | 9 |
2130 | I might have to rethink this whole "working remotely" thing. | 1.3287 | 0.04940 | 143 | 105 | 29 | 9 |
2131 | Yeah, I thought he said “get the flock out of here.” | 1.3286 | 0.05114 | 140 | 104 | 26 | 10 |
2132 | Bo, I've found them. | 1.3285 | 0.05294 | 137 | 103 | 23 | 11 |
2133 | Yeah, I have their grass brought in from GrubHub now. | 1.3285 | 0.04981 | 137 | 100 | 29 | 8 |
2134 | No, of course I don’t have a dog. | 1.3285 | 0.05294 | 137 | 103 | 23 | 11 |
2135 | Just send up five vegetarian platters. | 1.3284 | 0.05378 | 134 | 101 | 22 | 11 |
2136 | I'm trying to tell ya Karen; this new sleep therapy is amazing. | 1.3281 | 0.05096 | 128 | 93 | 28 | 7 |
2137 | Hey Little Bo,good news. | 1.3278 | 0.04650 | 180 | 136 | 29 | 15 |
2138 | What do Ewes want?! | 1.3278 | 0.04781 | 180 | 138 | 25 | 17 |
2139 | I lucked out: great apartment, great view, and I found the sheep!” | 1.3277 | 0.04277 | 177 | 128 | 40 | 9 |
2140 | Yes, I know what my lease says but I can assure you we herders do NOT consider them pets. | 1.3277 | 0.04497 | 177 | 131 | 34 | 12 |
2141 | It's been a little wild and wooly trying to keep them all happy until we're needed for the nativity scene..... | 1.3276 | 0.05970 | 116 | 89 | 16 | 11 |
2142 | I'm training the newly elected members of Congress, but I don't think they're going for it. | 1.3275 | 0.04824 | 171 | 130 | 26 | 15 |
2143 | I've counted all my sheep, but I still can't fall asleep. | 1.3275 | 0.04680 | 171 | 128 | 30 | 13 |
2144 | We're just going to order up some grass and chill. | 1.3274 | 0.04813 | 168 | 127 | 27 | 14 |
2145 | Don’t worry, the fox will never get past the doorman. | 1.3274 | 0.04427 | 168 | 122 | 37 | 9 |
2146 | When you book early, there IS room at the inn! | 1.3274 | 0.04507 | 168 | 123 | 35 | 10 |
2147 | Don't you dare tell me you've got to work this evening, Bo-Peep. | 1.3274 | 0.04507 | 168 | 123 | 35 | 10 |
2148 | No problem, I work from home. | 1.3273 | 0.04562 | 165 | 121 | 34 | 10 |
2149 | John Williams insomnia service. May I help you? | 1.3272 | 0.04783 | 162 | 121 | 29 | 12 |
2150 | Now I'm completely flocked. | 1.3272 | 0.04783 | 162 | 121 | 29 | 12 |
2151 | No, Skipper's not with me. Mom's condo has a 'no dogs' policy. | 1.3272 | 0.04620 | 162 | 119 | 33 | 10 |
2152 | I'd like to order a large pepperoni thin crust and 40 pound of clover." | 1.3272 | 0.04536 | 162 | 118 | 35 | 9 |
2153 | He said no to the raise but on Fridays I get to work from home. | 1.3272 | 0.04536 | 162 | 118 | 35 | 9 |
2154 | Me? I'm just kickin' back while I work from home today. | 1.3272 | 0.04783 | 162 | 121 | 29 | 12 |
2155 | Doctor, counting sheep doesn't seem to be working. | 1.3272 | 0.04783 | 162 | 121 | 29 | 12 |
2156 | They did say that my emotional support flock was a first... | 1.3270 | 0.04927 | 159 | 120 | 26 | 13 |
2157 | I hate bringing work home with me | 1.3270 | 0.04593 | 159 | 116 | 34 | 9 |
2158 | I know I'm the rookie agent, and I really do trust the bureau's judgement, but could we have concocted a more subtle undercover identity? | 1.3270 | 0.04763 | 159 | 118 | 30 | 11 |
2159 | Room service....Send up a bottle of wine and four bales of hay | 1.3270 | 0.04679 | 159 | 117 | 32 | 10 |
2160 | My apartment? Sheepshead Bay. Why? | 1.3270 | 0.04505 | 159 | 115 | 36 | 8 |
2161 | Room service? Yes, we'd like to order 70 - Okay, Maisie, Okay - 80 pounds of your 60/40 alfalfa/timothy second cut Lake Champlain silage blend, and if you're still using the Versace troughware, that will make this a very special day for the girls. | 1.3270 | 0.05008 | 159 | 121 | 24 | 14 |
2162 | Once a year, on his birthday, John's wife let him do whatever he wanted. | 1.3270 | 0.04763 | 159 | 118 | 30 | 11 |
2163 | Mary, I'm going to work from home today. | 1.3269 | 0.04911 | 156 | 117 | 27 | 12 |
2164 | Wanna come over? I'm just hanging out with some friends from work. | 1.3269 | 0.04911 | 156 | 117 | 27 | 12 |
2165 | Can you shear me now?...Good. | 1.3269 | 0.05158 | 156 | 120 | 21 | 15 |
2166 | They let me telecommute one day a week. | 1.3269 | 0.04471 | 156 | 112 | 37 | 7 |
2167 | Yeah, I just wanted to report that Little Bo Peep has found her sheep. | 1.3269 | 0.04652 | 156 | 114 | 33 | 9 |
2168 | Ms Little Bo Peep, we have your sheep, pay the ransom or you'll never find them. | 1.3269 | 0.04911 | 156 | 117 | 27 | 12 |
2169 | What do you mean, I always bring my work home? | 1.3269 | 0.04826 | 156 | 116 | 29 | 11 |
2170 | I doubled my followers. | 1.3269 | 0.04562 | 156 | 113 | 35 | 8 |
2171 | Ms. Bo-Peep? I have some good news. | 1.3268 | 0.04804 | 153 | 113 | 30 | 10 |
2172 | Yeah, I'm going to need more ambien, doc. | 1.3268 | 0.04979 | 153 | 115 | 26 | 12 |
2173 | I sold the farm and got a great deal on .000000047 acres. | 1.3268 | 0.04713 | 153 | 112 | 32 | 9 |
2174 | Why is it always about ewe,ewe,ewe | 1.3267 | 0.04777 | 150 | 110 | 31 | 9 |
2175 | ...me? shepherding mostly...and you? | 1.3267 | 0.04960 | 150 | 112 | 27 | 11 |
2176 | Next vacation I’ll find a sitter. | 1.3267 | 0.04682 | 150 | 109 | 33 | 8 |
2177 | At least we don’t live in a shoe. | 1.3267 | 0.04869 | 150 | 111 | 29 | 10 |
2178 | Yeah I see the news, don't worry. I tied up all the loose ends... everyone will think she just lost 'em. | 1.3267 | 0.04682 | 150 | 109 | 33 | 8 |
2179 | I've been up all night counting sheep." | 1.3267 | 0.04960 | 150 | 112 | 27 | 11 |
2180 | Not tonight, I'm catching up on work | 1.3267 | 0.04682 | 150 | 109 | 33 | 8 |
2181 | Yeah, I'm just going to work from home today. | 1.3267 | 0.04869 | 150 | 111 | 29 | 10 |
2182 | I keep falling asleep. | 1.3265 | 0.04938 | 147 | 109 | 28 | 10 |
2183 | So, you're telling me the Wolf of Wall Street is a person? | 1.3265 | 0.05213 | 147 | 112 | 22 | 13 |
2184 | I don’t know how many...I keep falling asleep counting them | 1.3265 | 0.05031 | 147 | 110 | 26 | 11 |
2185 | I can't believe Airbnb let me get away with this. | 1.3264 | 0.04911 | 144 | 106 | 29 | 9 |
2186 | Hello customer service; you're sweater kit came on time but the pattern wasn't included in the shipment. | 1.3264 | 0.05105 | 144 | 108 | 25 | 11 |
2187 | Actually it all started when she followed me to school one day. | 1.3264 | 0.04911 | 144 | 106 | 29 | 9 |
2188 | Well the Rams won by three, thank god. | 1.3264 | 0.04911 | 144 | 106 | 29 | 9 |
2189 | Bo Peep? I think I’ve found them. | 1.3262 | 0.04982 | 141 | 104 | 28 | 9 |
2190 | Two words: emotional support. | 1.3262 | 0.04774 | 141 | 102 | 32 | 7 |
2191 | Joseph's Sheep Counting Service. | 1.3262 | 0.05083 | 141 | 105 | 26 | 10 |
2192 | Watching the Animal Channel. How about you? | 1.3262 | 0.05083 | 141 | 105 | 26 | 10 |
2193 | Tell her it’s Mr. Bo-Peep calling. | 1.3262 | 0.05181 | 141 | 106 | 24 | 11 |
2194 | Yeah, I’ve gotta go. All these sheep are waiting for me to tell them what to do next. | 1.3261 | 0.05056 | 138 | 102 | 27 | 9 |
2195 | Room service? I’d like a sheoherd’s pie and a dozen green salads, no dressing. | 1.3261 | 0.04306 | 184 | 135 | 38 | 11 |
2196 | Counting or sacrificial? | 1.3261 | 0.05554 | 138 | 107 | 17 | 14 |
2197 | Can you believe it? They placed me under house arrest for crying wolf! | 1.3260 | 0.04424 | 181 | 134 | 35 | 12 |
2198 | Seriously?? It's like herding cats. | 1.3259 | 0.04913 | 135 | 98 | 30 | 7 |
2199 | Large vegetarian please. Hold the olives, extra clover. | 1.3258 | 0.04869 | 132 | 95 | 31 | 6 |
2200 | Guess what dad, I've become an urban farmer!" | 1.3256 | 0.04354 | 172 | 125 | 38 | 9 |
2201 | Same old, same old. And ewe? | 1.3254 | 0.04639 | 169 | 126 | 31 | 12 |
2202 | I'm just staying home and taking in the Silence of the Lambs. | 1.3254 | 0.04714 | 169 | 127 | 29 | 13 |
2203 | Really, Bopeep, we need to talk. | 1.3254 | 0.05004 | 169 | 131 | 21 | 17 |
2204 | I've found that they aren't particularly fond of CNN, but they eat Fox News right up! | 1.3252 | 0.04428 | 163 | 118 | 37 | 8 |
2205 | It’s not as idyllic as I thought. | 1.3252 | 0.04341 | 163 | 117 | 39 | 7 |
2206 | Bo, I'm afraid the "stay at home husband" thing isn't working out. | 1.3252 | 0.04836 | 163 | 123 | 27 | 13 |
2207 | I was thinking to myself, 'Am I going to keep doing this 'til the cows come home?', when suddenly I got this idea. | 1.3252 | 0.04677 | 163 | 121 | 31 | 11 |
2208 | Hello, Lambazon? I actually ordered the wool sheets not whole sheeps. | 1.3252 | 0.04836 | 163 | 123 | 27 | 13 |
2209 | I quit | 1.3252 | 0.04991 | 163 | 125 | 23 | 15 |
2210 | Mary is out, may I take a message? | 1.3252 | 0.04677 | 163 | 121 | 31 | 11 |
2211 | Sylvia, rooftop gardens are just the first step. | 1.3250 | 0.04654 | 160 | 118 | 32 | 10 |
2212 | Mutton Jeff here. | 1.3250 | 0.04980 | 160 | 122 | 24 | 14 |
2213 | Little Bo? Found em. | 1.3250 | 0.04569 | 160 | 117 | 34 | 9 |
2214 | They seem to like anything with Katherine Hepburn. | 1.3250 | 0.04820 | 160 | 120 | 28 | 12 |
2215 | I'm telling you doctor, I'm NOT asleep but these are the same sheep from my dream | 1.3248 | 0.04447 | 157 | 113 | 37 | 7 |
2216 | I think I'm ready for Ambien. | 1.3248 | 0.04800 | 157 | 117 | 29 | 11 |
2217 | 'It's called Silence of the Lambs. You'll like it.' | 1.3247 | 0.04951 | 154 | 116 | 26 | 12 |
2218 | Little Bo Peep does give a bleep. | 1.3247 | 0.05036 | 154 | 117 | 24 | 13 |
2219 | Work-Life balance, my ass. | 1.3247 | 0.05120 | 154 | 118 | 22 | 14 |
2220 | When I said I wanted grass delivered, I didn't mean for either recreational or medicinal use. I meant actual grass. | 1.3245 | 0.04932 | 151 | 113 | 27 | 11 |
2221 | Is this Little Bo Peep? I think I've found you're sheep. | 1.3245 | 0.04842 | 151 | 112 | 29 | 10 |
2222 | Could I get one large pizza and 40 pounds of clover, please? | 1.3245 | 0.04932 | 151 | 113 | 27 | 11 |
2223 | Little Bo Peep? You're never gonna believe this. | 1.3245 | 0.04842 | 151 | 112 | 29 | 10 |
2224 | Yes, it's for delivery; I'd like a shepherd's pie . . . and, oh, at least 50 pounds of fodder. | 1.3245 | 0.05108 | 151 | 115 | 23 | 13 |
2225 | I counted twelve and I'm still awake | 1.3245 | 0.04932 | 151 | 113 | 27 | 11 |
2226 | I just feel like I bring my work home with me, you know? | 1.3245 | 0.04462 | 151 | 108 | 37 | 6 |
2227 | Yes, the name is Beau Peep. That's B-E-A-U. | 1.3245 | 0.05108 | 151 | 115 | 23 | 13 |
2228 | I still can't sleep. | 1.3243 | 0.04718 | 148 | 108 | 32 | 8 |
2229 | What? They need their Fox News. | 1.3243 | 0.05093 | 148 | 112 | 24 | 12 |
2230 | I’m binge herding. | 1.3243 | 0.04909 | 148 | 110 | 28 | 10 |
2231 | They kicked out the dog" | 1.3243 | 0.05093 | 148 | 112 | 24 | 12 |
2232 | My lamb chops are the freshest and I deliver. | 1.3241 | 0.04979 | 145 | 108 | 27 | 10 |
2233 | True, the Airbnb host said no dogs or cats. | 1.3241 | 0.05074 | 145 | 109 | 25 | 11 |
2234 | Wait, you said count them? | 1.3241 | 0.04783 | 145 | 106 | 31 | 8 |
2235 | You'll never guess where I found them, Bo. Shall I leave them alone? | 1.3241 | 0.05074 | 145 | 109 | 25 | 11 |
2236 | Bo Peep? Yes, send her up. | 1.3241 | 0.04979 | 145 | 108 | 27 | 10 |
2237 | I hate it when my boss makes me take my work home | 1.3241 | 0.04979 | 145 | 108 | 27 | 10 |
2238 | They said any kind of jelly except mint. | 1.3241 | 0.05074 | 145 | 109 | 25 | 11 |
2239 | It's about my cable bill. I think I've been fleeced. | 1.3241 | 0.05350 | 145 | 112 | 19 | 14 |
2240 | Airbnb customer service, yes, I am calling to report that the last guest forgot some of his stuff in the apartment. | 1.3239 | 0.05052 | 142 | 106 | 26 | 10 |
2241 | Needed a break from the pastoral scene. | 1.3239 | 0.04952 | 142 | 105 | 28 | 9 |
2242 | This is the nicest place we've ever found on Air Baa&Baa. | 1.3239 | 0.05246 | 142 | 108 | 22 | 12 |
2243 | Hi? UPS? Yeah, I thing you sent me the wrong package. I never ordered a cane. | 1.3239 | 0.04850 | 142 | 104 | 30 | 8 |
2244 | Yes, for a small fee you can count sheep using Skype. | 1.3239 | 0.04717 | 176 | 134 | 27 | 15 |
2245 | I'd like to refill my ambien as soon as possible please. | 1.3239 | 0.04360 | 176 | 129 | 37 | 10 |
2246 | I'm trying to watch tv but I keep drifting off | 1.3237 | 0.05228 | 139 | 105 | 23 | 11 |
2247 | My Border Collie ran off with a Labradoodle and here I am in some hotel on the Upper East Side. | 1.3237 | 0.04703 | 139 | 100 | 33 | 6 |
2248 | New pasture. Same old shit. | 1.3237 | 0.05127 | 139 | 104 | 25 | 10 |
2249 | I assure you, I am outstanding in my field. | 1.3237 | 0.04410 | 173 | 127 | 36 | 10 |
2250 | The divorce is final......Little Bo Peep lost her sheep. | 1.3235 | 0.04540 | 170 | 126 | 33 | 11 |
2251 | I finally negotiated a work from home day. I couldn’t do it without a great staff. | 1.3235 | 0.04690 | 170 | 128 | 29 | 13 |
2252 | I'm not ba-a-a-d, how are you? | 1.3235 | 0.05411 | 136 | 104 | 20 | 12 |
2253 | Hey Blue, it's Bo. Get your horn, they followed me home again. | 1.3235 | 0.05310 | 136 | 103 | 22 | 11 |
2254 | I'm not so much letting my mind wander as I am woolgathering. | 1.3234 | 0.04435 | 167 | 122 | 36 | 9 |
2255 | I can lead them to TV, but I can’t make them watch. | 1.3234 | 0.04972 | 167 | 129 | 22 | 16 |
2256 | I'm good. Ewe? | 1.3234 | 0.04825 | 167 | 127 | 26 | 14 |
2257 | Promised the co-op board lots of sweaters. | 1.3234 | 0.04516 | 167 | 123 | 34 | 10 |
2258 | Ms. Bo Peep? This is your Uber driver. You left a couple of things in the backseat. | 1.3234 | 0.04595 | 167 | 124 | 32 | 11 |
2259 | I really don't know. I left them alone for a little while, and suddenly they all showed up here. Wagging their tails behind them. | 1.3233 | 0.05288 | 133 | 100 | 23 | 10 |
2260 | NOW do I qualify for a profile on farmersonly.com? | 1.3232 | 0.04653 | 164 | 122 | 31 | 11 |
2261 | I can't sleep. Any suggestions? | 1.3232 | 0.04653 | 164 | 122 | 31 | 11 |
2262 | The apartment's OK, but I keep falling asleep on the couch... | 1.3232 | 0.04888 | 164 | 125 | 25 | 14 |
2263 | Yes. It's just like goat yoga but you can have them for the entire week. | 1.3230 | 0.04794 | 161 | 121 | 28 | 12 |
2264 | I am having a little problem streaming "Silence of the Lambs"! | 1.3230 | 0.04794 | 161 | 121 | 28 | 12 |
2265 | When they said the job was in Dakota...I didn't know they meant THE Dakota! | 1.3230 | 0.04629 | 161 | 119 | 32 | 10 |
2266 | I can't sleep. | 1.3228 | 0.04602 | 158 | 116 | 33 | 9 |
2267 | Miss Bo-Peep? You're not going to believe what I found... | 1.3228 | 0.04940 | 158 | 120 | 25 | 13 |
2268 | Nothing much, just watching Fox News with the boys. | 1.3226 | 0.04751 | 155 | 115 | 30 | 10 |
2269 | I took your advice, but I still can't sleep. | 1.3226 | 0.04751 | 155 | 115 | 30 | 10 |
2270 | One order eggs over easy and a dozen oatmeals, extra dry | 1.3226 | 0.04924 | 155 | 117 | 26 | 12 |
2271 | It's been very hard lately to leave my work at the office. | 1.3226 | 0.04662 | 155 | 114 | 32 | 9 |
2272 | I get distracted working from home. | 1.3226 | 0.04751 | 155 | 115 | 30 | 10 |
2273 | I've gotta go--I'm getting really drowsy. | 1.3224 | 0.04815 | 152 | 113 | 29 | 10 |
2274 | Silence of the Lambs got me into it, but as it turns out, they never shut up. | 1.3224 | 0.04815 | 152 | 113 | 29 | 10 |
2275 | Oh, I thought you said get some sleep. | 1.3224 | 0.04630 | 152 | 111 | 33 | 8 |
2276 | You can laugh, but I tell you it wasn’t easy getting them all in the elevator! | 1.3222 | 0.04290 | 180 | 132 | 38 | 10 |
2277 | Two acres of grass and a nicoise salad, please. | 1.3221 | 0.04594 | 149 | 108 | 34 | 7 |
2278 | Hello, Miss Bo Peep? | 1.3221 | 0.04787 | 149 | 110 | 30 | 9 |
2279 | Correct me if I’m wrong, but the lease mentions cats and dogs only. | 1.3221 | 0.04881 | 149 | 111 | 28 | 10 |
2280 | No! I need a border collie. You sent a labradoodle. | 1.3219 | 0.04950 | 146 | 109 | 27 | 10 |
2281 | Bo Peep? Exactly where did you lose those sheep? | 1.3219 | 0.05137 | 146 | 111 | 23 | 12 |
2282 | It’s not me it’s ewe. | 1.3219 | 0.04854 | 146 | 108 | 29 | 9 |
2283 | They aren’t just a flock of sheep but also certified emotional support animals.” | 1.3219 | 0.04950 | 146 | 109 | 27 | 10 |
2284 | I tried that. Still couldn’t fall asleep. | 1.3219 | 0.05044 | 146 | 110 | 25 | 11 |
2285 | They won’t even let themselves be counted - I think the national news is making them feel rebellious. | 1.3219 | 0.04755 | 146 | 107 | 31 | 8 |
2286 | It's really cool. The Rams are beating the Lions. | 1.3219 | 0.05044 | 146 | 110 | 25 | 11 |
2287 | Hello, Mary? We may have taken this too far. | 1.3217 | 0.05214 | 143 | 109 | 22 | 12 |
2288 | Yes. this is Morty's Sheep Sitting Service. | 1.3217 | 0.04922 | 143 | 106 | 28 | 9 |
2289 | We could definitely use some more mint jelly. | 1.3217 | 0.05022 | 143 | 107 | 26 | 10 |
2290 | I thought you said make a yew turn! | 1.3217 | 0.05214 | 143 | 109 | 22 | 12 |
2291 | I would much rather count blessings. | 1.3217 | 0.05022 | 143 | 107 | 26 | 10 |
2292 | I've had it with city living - I need to get the flock out of here. | 1.3216 | 0.04282 | 171 | 124 | 39 | 8 |
2293 | Oh, Just sitting in front of the TV with the kids. | 1.3216 | 0.04592 | 171 | 128 | 31 | 12 |
2294 | Room 640 calling - send up some grass for one, and some grass for twenty! | 1.3214 | 0.04649 | 168 | 126 | 30 | 12 |
2295 | I counted them all and I still can’t sleep. Now what? | 1.3214 | 0.04784 | 140 | 102 | 31 | 7 |
2296 | I just can't seem to separate work and home life. | 1.3214 | 0.04332 | 168 | 122 | 38 | 8 |
2297 | Oh, nothing. Just trying to fall asleep. | 1.3214 | 0.05096 | 140 | 105 | 25 | 10 |
2298 | Tell Bo the sheep came home. | 1.3214 | 0.05096 | 140 | 105 | 25 | 10 |
2299 | Last night I counted them jumping over a fence, now they want to be fed. | 1.3214 | 0.04572 | 168 | 125 | 32 | 11 |
2300 | Room service? Can you send up a roast beef sandwich on rye, a small greek salad, fries, mineral water and a bale of hay. | 1.3212 | 0.04629 | 165 | 123 | 31 | 11 |
2301 | At my staff meetings they usually go along with me. | 1.3212 | 0.04708 | 165 | 124 | 29 | 12 |
2302 | Thanks, but I think I'll just stay in tonight and watch the ewes. | 1.3212 | 0.04786 | 165 | 125 | 27 | 13 |
2303 | I think I have the answer to your insomnia. | 1.3210 | 0.04521 | 162 | 119 | 34 | 9 |
2304 | Listen, Bo, I've got your sheep, but I'm going to want 'Hamilton' tickets first." | 1.3210 | 0.04848 | 162 | 123 | 26 | 13 |
2305 | She left a note: "Going back to the country. You can keep the sheep." signed, Bo-peep | 1.3210 | 0.04769 | 162 | 122 | 28 | 12 |
2306 | That’s exactly what I said, “What the flock?” | 1.3210 | 0.04348 | 162 | 117 | 38 | 7 |
2307 | I think they found me on Facebook. | 1.3209 | 0.05254 | 134 | 101 | 23 | 10 |
2308 | Hello Bo Peep, I think I have found your sheep. | 1.3209 | 0.05146 | 134 | 100 | 25 | 9 |
2309 | Because they’re easier to shepherd than cats. | 1.3209 | 0.04110 | 187 | 136 | 42 | 9 |
2310 | Don’t want to brag, but I’ve lost count of my number of followers. | 1.3208 | 0.04748 | 159 | 119 | 29 | 11 |
2311 | Sorry, Ms. Peep is out. I’m the sitter. | 1.3208 | 0.04913 | 159 | 121 | 25 | 13 |
2312 | Your Ubaa driver is 3 minutes away. | 1.3208 | 0.04748 | 159 | 119 | 29 | 11 |
2313 | I'd say we're adjusting to the city life well. | 1.3208 | 0.04578 | 159 | 117 | 33 | 9 |
2314 | It's a distance learning leadership course. They send you everything you need. | 1.3206 | 0.05338 | 131 | 99 | 22 | 10 |
2315 | I know urban farming is very trendy this year, but I may have chosen the wrong crop. | 1.3205 | 0.04546 | 156 | 114 | 34 | 8 |
2316 | Can you tell me how to get the flock out of here? | 1.3205 | 0.04811 | 156 | 117 | 28 | 11 |
2317 | I know, I know. I shouldn't bring my work home. | 1.3205 | 0.04811 | 156 | 117 | 28 | 11 |
2318 | This should be my best sleep in a long time | 1.3204 | 0.04198 | 181 | 132 | 40 | 9 |
2319 | No, Ms. Peep is sleeping. I'm helping her with a recount. | 1.3203 | 0.05195 | 128 | 95 | 25 | 8 |
2320 | Hello, Mary...I think I have good news | 1.3203 | 0.04877 | 153 | 115 | 27 | 11 |
2321 | The mini-bar is all out of clover. | 1.3203 | 0.04877 | 153 | 115 | 27 | 11 |
2322 | Don't worry, Mom, I'm looking out for the wolves of Wall Street. | 1.3203 | 0.04510 | 153 | 111 | 35 | 7 |
2323 | What’s your emotional support animal policy? | 1.3203 | 0.04510 | 153 | 111 | 35 | 7 |
2324 | You would not believe how hard it is to find a sheep friendly apartment in this neighborhood | 1.3203 | 0.04605 | 153 | 112 | 33 | 8 |
2325 | What do you mean there is a wolf in the lobby? | 1.3203 | 0.04788 | 153 | 114 | 29 | 10 |
2326 | Are you coming for the Rams game? | 1.3200 | 0.05122 | 150 | 115 | 22 | 13 |
2327 | The wolf? Tell him we're not in. | 1.3200 | 0.05034 | 150 | 114 | 24 | 12 |
2328 | Yeah, I slept pretty well last night. I think I can count on them again tonight. | 1.3200 | 0.04944 | 150 | 113 | 26 | 11 |
2329 | So, the good news is that my health plan covers a sleep study, but... | 1.3200 | 0.04944 | 150 | 113 | 26 | 11 |
2330 | Yeah, all good, we found a great Air Baa and Baa. | 1.3200 | 0.04944 | 150 | 113 | 26 | 11 |
2331 | Yes! We are supposed to go everywhere she goes | 1.3200 | 0.04760 | 150 | 111 | 30 | 9 |
2332 | press 1 for the little boy who lives down the lane | 1.3200 | 0.04760 | 150 | 111 | 30 | 9 |
2333 | Yes, they all want to go... if I go. | 1.3200 | 0.05034 | 150 | 114 | 24 | 12 |
2334 | Ms. Peep? Got some good news and some bad news. | 1.3200 | 0.04568 | 150 | 109 | 34 | 7 |
2335 | No man! I said THREE bags full! | 1.3198 | 0.04494 | 172 | 128 | 33 | 11 |
2336 | When the game is over we'll be back to finish the grass in the park. | 1.3198 | 0.04569 | 172 | 129 | 31 | 12 |
2337 | Wait! You think the sleep center meant imaginary sheep? | 1.3197 | 0.04628 | 147 | 107 | 33 | 7 |
2338 | I can't, I've got other things to tend to. | 1.3197 | 0.04728 | 147 | 108 | 31 | 8 |
2339 | Not baaaaad. And you? | 1.3197 | 0.05107 | 147 | 112 | 23 | 12 |
2340 | Well, the wait at the barbershop was an hour, I had to take them somewhere... | 1.3195 | 0.04549 | 169 | 126 | 32 | 11 |
2341 | I'm a stay-at-home shepherd. | 1.3195 | 0.04391 | 169 | 124 | 36 | 9 |
2342 | Oh, nothing much. Just watching TV. | 1.3195 | 0.04391 | 169 | 124 | 36 | 9 |
2343 | Hold on a sec, someone is bleating in. | 1.3194 | 0.05088 | 144 | 109 | 24 | 11 |
2344 | Can I call you back? My three o'clock is here. | 1.3194 | 0.04691 | 144 | 105 | 32 | 7 |
2345 | No. I am ordering real grass, not weed. | 1.3194 | 0.05182 | 144 | 110 | 22 | 12 |
2346 | Yeah, it's so hard to disconnect from work these days. | 1.3194 | 0.04369 | 144 | 102 | 38 | 4 |
2347 | Lassie, come home! | 1.3194 | 0.05088 | 144 | 109 | 24 | 11 |
2348 | Room service, this sleep aid doesn't work for me, they snore. | 1.3194 | 0.04691 | 144 | 105 | 32 | 7 |
2349 | I know where to find them. | 1.3193 | 0.04525 | 166 | 123 | 33 | 10 |
2350 | If a Miss Bo Peep calls the desk, tell her I've checked out. | 1.3193 | 0.04605 | 166 | 124 | 31 | 11 |
2351 | So you’re saying it’s a staff infection? | 1.3193 | 0.04761 | 166 | 126 | 27 | 13 |
2352 | Sorry to wake you, doc, but I don't think this is helping my insomnia." | 1.3193 | 0.04443 | 166 | 122 | 35 | 9 |
2353 | Hey Bo, I know where your sheep are. | 1.3191 | 0.04361 | 188 | 141 | 34 | 13 |
2354 | It's the lobby, the MAGA bus is here to take us to the rally. | 1.3191 | 0.05164 | 141 | 107 | 23 | 11 |
2355 | Not exactly what you thought I meant by greener pasture, huh? | 1.3191 | 0.04861 | 141 | 104 | 29 | 8 |
2356 | Yeah, but if I make it here, I can make it ANYWHERE. | 1.3190 | 0.04900 | 163 | 125 | 24 | 14 |
2357 | This wasn’t what I expected when I clicked to get more followers. | 1.3188 | 0.04931 | 138 | 102 | 28 | 8 |
2358 | I can't leave them in Central Park at night | 1.3188 | 0.05441 | 138 | 107 | 18 | 13 |
2359 | yes ,this is the Brooklyn sheep company and we do guarantee only locally grown wool | 1.3188 | 0.04553 | 160 | 118 | 33 | 9 |
2360 | Hello, is it really necessary for your network to keep broadcasting "Silence of the Lambs" | 1.3188 | 0.04639 | 160 | 119 | 31 | 10 |
2361 | Well, despite the name, they evicted us from the Sheep Meadow, and we all have to appear in court on the 24th. | 1.3188 | 0.04723 | 160 | 120 | 29 | 11 |
2362 | Tell little bo peep she can stop looking | 1.3188 | 0.04553 | 160 | 118 | 33 | 9 |
2363 | Bopeep Sleep Aids, how can we help you? | 1.3188 | 0.05045 | 160 | 124 | 21 | 15 |
2364 | I can't come in ... I had a sleepless night. | 1.3188 | 0.04466 | 160 | 117 | 35 | 8 |
2365 | No, YOU get the flock out of here! | 1.3188 | 0.04805 | 160 | 121 | 27 | 12 |
2366 | Hello. Sleep assistance hotline! | 1.3188 | 0.04966 | 160 | 123 | 23 | 14 |
2367 | Couldn’t sleep either last night? | 1.3185 | 0.04778 | 135 | 98 | 31 | 6 |
2368 | Yes,we deliver. What time do you try to go to sleep? | 1.3185 | 0.05428 | 135 | 104 | 19 | 12 |
2369 | I'm just tending the flock, dear. Where else would I be? | 1.3185 | 0.04785 | 157 | 118 | 28 | 11 |
2370 | Today we're going to explore Central Park. | 1.3185 | 0.04699 | 157 | 117 | 30 | 10 |
2371 | Okay, now what? I've counted them, and I'm still wide awake. | 1.3185 | 0.05034 | 157 | 121 | 22 | 14 |
2372 | I could have sworn the real estate agent said, "I have a great space for ewe." | 1.3185 | 0.04699 | 157 | 117 | 30 | 10 |
2373 | You invited me for a 'sleep over'? I thought you 'invited my sheep over'. | 1.3185 | 0.04699 | 157 | 117 | 30 | 10 |
2374 | Remember you told me to get a hobby? | 1.3185 | 0.04522 | 157 | 115 | 34 | 8 |
2375 | Yes room service, I thought I ordered leg of lamb with mint jelly. | 1.3184 | 0.04511 | 179 | 135 | 31 | 13 |
2376 | Could you tell the people upstairs to keep it down? | 1.3184 | 0.04441 | 179 | 134 | 33 | 12 |
2377 | Hi, Little Bo? I have a question | 1.3184 | 0.04370 | 179 | 133 | 35 | 11 |
2378 | ....make that one shepherds's pie and a shovel. | 1.3182 | 0.04671 | 154 | 114 | 31 | 9 |
2379 | Found 'em. They were home all along just watching the Animal Planet. | 1.3182 | 0.04936 | 154 | 117 | 25 | 12 |
2380 | I’m on ambien so I’ll no longer require your services | 1.3182 | 0.04420 | 176 | 131 | 34 | 11 |
2381 | You want a linen jacket? Now you tell me. | 1.3182 | 0.04493 | 176 | 132 | 32 | 12 |
2382 | Are you sure the Magic Lint Brush can pick up wool? | 1.3182 | 0.04579 | 154 | 113 | 33 | 8 |
2383 | I was trying to sleep and I lost count. | 1.3182 | 0.04390 | 154 | 111 | 37 | 6 |
2384 | I’d like the burger with fries and a bottle of Woolite. | 1.3182 | 0.04671 | 154 | 114 | 31 | 9 |
2385 | Unmarked bills. And come alone or they won't be "wagging their tails behind them" by the time I've finished. | 1.3182 | 0.04579 | 154 | 113 | 33 | 8 |
2386 | Tell Bo they're here with me. | 1.3182 | 0.04849 | 154 | 116 | 27 | 11 |
2387 | Yes, Principal, we told Mary it's against the rules but she claims its her emotional support animal and the note really is from her doctor. | 1.3182 | 0.04849 | 154 | 116 | 27 | 11 |
2388 | The ewes from up here are excellent. | 1.3182 | 0.04705 | 176 | 135 | 26 | 15 |
2389 | Yup my organic, natural color unspun yarn just arrived Knitting group at my apartment next week | 1.3182 | 0.04579 | 154 | 113 | 33 | 8 |
2390 | So when this developer offered me $10 million for the land I decided to just go with the flow man. | 1.3179 | 0.04396 | 173 | 128 | 35 | 10 |
2391 | Hello, Bo? Balthazar here. I found them. | 1.3179 | 0.04826 | 151 | 113 | 28 | 10 |
2392 | Hi, can I leave a message for Miss Peep? | 1.3179 | 0.05093 | 151 | 116 | 22 | 13 |
2393 | Good news, we now have the numbers in the Senate. | 1.3179 | 0.05093 | 151 | 116 | 22 | 13 |
2394 | It's small but the rent is sheep. | 1.3179 | 0.05093 | 151 | 116 | 22 | 13 |
2395 | No more legal restrictions now that it's an Air-Baa-n-Baa. | 1.3179 | 0.04733 | 151 | 112 | 30 | 9 |
2396 | The neighbors may hate my pets but they love the sweaters. | 1.3179 | 0.04444 | 151 | 109 | 36 | 6 |
2397 | That's why I ordered Uber XL." | 1.3179 | 0.04733 | 151 | 112 | 30 | 9 |
2398 | We're watching "The Wolf of Wall Street." | 1.3179 | 0.04733 | 151 | 112 | 30 | 9 |
2399 | Sometimes, I like to follow them. | 1.3179 | 0.04639 | 151 | 111 | 32 | 8 |
2400 | Three days a week, I work from home. | 1.3179 | 0.05093 | 151 | 116 | 22 | 13 |
2401 | They say they'll come home if you leave them alone. | 1.3178 | 0.05160 | 129 | 96 | 25 | 8 |
2402 | Yeah, this is Larry Bo Peep again. I found them. | 1.3176 | 0.04448 | 170 | 126 | 34 | 10 |
2403 | Sir, I AM answering the question. I said, " I herd ewe" | 1.3176 | 0.04985 | 148 | 112 | 25 | 11 |
2404 | Bleating? No one here is bleating. Maybe it's the White House press conference on TV. | 1.3176 | 0.05077 | 148 | 113 | 23 | 12 |
2405 | Hello, room service? Yeah, I want the eggs and bacon breakfast with a bale of alfalfa on the side. | 1.3176 | 0.05077 | 148 | 113 | 23 | 12 |
2406 | They refuse to watch Fox News. | 1.3176 | 0.04985 | 148 | 112 | 25 | 11 |
2407 | Yeah, I’m at my sister’s in the city for Thanksgiving. She said all were welcome, but to be honest, she’s being kind of rude to the sheep... | 1.3176 | 0.04985 | 148 | 112 | 25 | 11 |
2408 | I said 11 Meg of RAM not 11 leg of lamb! | 1.3176 | 0.04985 | 148 | 112 | 25 | 11 |
2409 | And to think I moved here to escape the herd mentality. | 1.3174 | 0.04581 | 167 | 125 | 31 | 11 |
2410 | Lamb chops for dinner sounds good." | 1.3174 | 0.04581 | 167 | 125 | 31 | 11 |
2411 | Went off-grid, chose the simple life, but it just didn't work out. You? | 1.3174 | 0.04581 | 167 | 125 | 31 | 11 |
2412 | Just sitting here wool gathering. | 1.3174 | 0.04421 | 167 | 123 | 35 | 9 |
2413 | Not much...just channel grazing. | 1.3172 | 0.04962 | 145 | 109 | 26 | 10 |
2414 | Nothing much. What's up with you? | 1.3172 | 0.04962 | 145 | 109 | 26 | 10 |
2415 | Yeah, good time to talk. Just counting sheep. | 1.3172 | 0.04663 | 145 | 106 | 32 | 7 |
2416 | It's no use Doc, even the sheep can't sleep. | 1.3172 | 0.04864 | 145 | 108 | 28 | 9 |
2417 | Damn Google maps! | 1.3172 | 0.04663 | 145 | 106 | 32 | 7 |
2418 | No, I never have trouble getting to sleep. Why do you ask? | 1.3172 | 0.04864 | 145 | 108 | 28 | 9 |
2419 | We’re watching ‘Babe.’ What are you doing? | 1.3172 | 0.04864 | 145 | 108 | 28 | 9 |
2420 | Hey, Hans, I think I'm gonna work from home today. | 1.3172 | 0.05057 | 145 | 110 | 24 | 11 |
2421 | Yeah, Little Boy Blue here...Sheeps in the penthouse, are the cows in the condo? | 1.3172 | 0.04864 | 145 | 108 | 28 | 9 |
2422 | A child is born where?...you're breaking up... | 1.3171 | 0.04718 | 164 | 124 | 28 | 12 |
2423 | Of course I'm running for president. I have my staff and my staff. | 1.3171 | 0.04718 | 164 | 124 | 28 | 12 |
2424 | Thank you for calling Bo-Peep Sleep Care, how many sheep would you like to count for a great nights sleep? | 1.3171 | 0.05454 | 123 | 93 | 21 | 9 |
2425 | I should have known. The Central Park Sheep Meadow Airbnb sounded too good to be true. | 1.3169 | 0.04832 | 142 | 105 | 29 | 8 |
2426 | Yeah doc, I’m up to 12 but still can’t fall asleep. | 1.3169 | 0.05132 | 142 | 108 | 23 | 11 |
2427 | Keep counting? | 1.3169 | 0.05034 | 142 | 107 | 25 | 10 |
2428 | I don't know how many we got, I tried counting but I got too tired. | 1.3169 | 0.04832 | 142 | 105 | 29 | 8 |
2429 | My doctor said count sheep and I'd sleep better. The problem is getting them all into my bed at the same time. | 1.3169 | 0.05229 | 142 | 109 | 21 | 12 |
2430 | I counted sheep yesterday night, and you know what they say about dreams coming true | 1.3169 | 0.04832 | 142 | 105 | 29 | 8 |
2431 | I will call later. I am getting sleepy. | 1.3169 | 0.05229 | 142 | 109 | 21 | 12 |
2432 | This is Mr. Shepherd in 10G. | 1.3168 | 0.04939 | 161 | 124 | 23 | 14 |
2433 | It’s nice. I found it on Airbaanbaa. | 1.3168 | 0.04698 | 161 | 121 | 29 | 11 |
2434 | Is this Bo-Peep? I found your sheep. | 1.3168 | 0.04860 | 161 | 123 | 25 | 13 |
2435 | I know, I know.... but I always have trouble sleeping in hotels. | 1.3168 | 0.04354 | 161 | 117 | 37 | 7 |
2436 | You mean I was supposed to leave them on the farm? | 1.3168 | 0.04779 | 161 | 122 | 27 | 12 |
2437 | ... and there's a rooftop pasture! | 1.3168 | 0.04443 | 161 | 118 | 35 | 8 |
2438 | They're all too dull. Please send up a black one. | 1.3168 | 0.05017 | 161 | 125 | 21 | 15 |
2439 | Don’t bother. They’re here. | 1.3165 | 0.05210 | 139 | 106 | 22 | 11 |
2440 | I count them and still can't get to sleep. | 1.3165 | 0.05309 | 139 | 107 | 20 | 12 |
2441 | Room service? two bales of alfalfa and send someone to help with the television | 1.3165 | 0.05109 | 139 | 105 | 24 | 10 |
2442 | Corporate relocation works better for some professions than others. | 1.3165 | 0.04925 | 158 | 121 | 24 | 13 |
2443 | Peep here. Yeah, I nabbed the whole gang. | 1.3165 | 0.04407 | 158 | 115 | 36 | 7 |
2444 | I counted them all and I still can't sleep. | 1.3165 | 0.04759 | 158 | 119 | 28 | 11 |
2445 | I realized the advantages of working from home. | 1.3165 | 0.04586 | 158 | 117 | 32 | 9 |
2446 | Can you connect me to Little Bo Peep? | 1.3165 | 0.04843 | 158 | 120 | 26 | 12 |
2447 | Yes, that's three dozen diapers with holes for tails. I'll explain later. | 1.3164 | 0.04325 | 177 | 131 | 36 | 10 |
2448 | Well, the hotel said it welcomed pets! | 1.3164 | 0.04251 | 177 | 130 | 38 | 9 |
2449 | People in the city are encouraging me to get back to work... they keep saying, 'Get the flock outta here.' | 1.3162 | 0.04973 | 136 | 101 | 27 | 8 |
2450 | Honest Hon, I'm with the sheep in the meadow. | 1.3162 | 0.05081 | 136 | 102 | 25 | 9 |
2451 | The old lady who lived in a shoe got $2.3 million and I'm not taking a penny less. | 1.3162 | 0.05291 | 136 | 104 | 21 | 11 |
2452 | Yes, I herd you. | 1.3161 | 0.04908 | 155 | 118 | 25 | 12 |
2453 | they say they've gone astray | 1.3161 | 0.04822 | 155 | 117 | 27 | 11 |
2454 | I think we need to rethink that nativity scene. | 1.3161 | 0.04735 | 155 | 116 | 29 | 10 |
2455 | Sorry, no, it doesn't seem to work. I'm still awake! | 1.3161 | 0.04645 | 155 | 115 | 31 | 9 |
2456 | I'm so much more productive when working from home | 1.3161 | 0.04554 | 155 | 114 | 33 | 8 |
2457 | Right. 8B. I’d like six bales of the organic alfalfa and one bowl of the beef barley soup. One spoon. That’s it. | 1.3161 | 0.04735 | 155 | 116 | 29 | 10 |
2458 | I thought that i would work from home today | 1.3161 | 0.04822 | 155 | 117 | 27 | 11 |
2459 | I’d like one general Tso’s Chicken and fourty wheat grass smoothies. | 1.3161 | 0.04597 | 174 | 132 | 29 | 13 |
2460 | Can you send up ten gallons of Woolite? | 1.3161 | 0.04220 | 174 | 127 | 39 | 8 |
2461 | Hello, Amazon? No...I ordered a "flocked tree" | 1.3158 | 0.04977 | 152 | 116 | 24 | 12 |
2462 | Well, I’m actually only half Amish. | 1.3158 | 0.04798 | 152 | 114 | 28 | 10 |
2463 | I'm starting to think that they pulled the wool over my eyes with this apartment. | 1.3158 | 0.04518 | 152 | 111 | 34 | 7 |
2464 | I miss the sprawling, green hillsides but my flock seems to have become quite gentrified. | 1.3158 | 0.04348 | 171 | 126 | 36 | 9 |
2465 | Sorry to bother you, but I'm just wondering...when was the last time you updated Google maps? | 1.3158 | 0.04727 | 171 | 131 | 26 | 14 |
2466 | No, you won’t have to do windows. However,.. | 1.3158 | 0.04888 | 152 | 115 | 26 | 11 |
2467 | Hey Bo, I found them | 1.3158 | 0.04268 | 171 | 125 | 38 | 8 |
2468 | This isn’t what I thought you meant when you said your friends were sheepish. | 1.3158 | 0.04348 | 171 | 126 | 36 | 9 |
2469 | No! No! I’m NOT an Australian Shepherd. I NEED an Australian Shepherd! | 1.3158 | 0.04426 | 171 | 127 | 34 | 10 |
2470 | It's been great. I get to work from home three days a week. | 1.3155 | 0.04479 | 168 | 125 | 33 | 10 |
2471 | Well the boss finally let me work from home | 1.3155 | 0.04479 | 168 | 125 | 33 | 10 |
2472 | Lost in the woods my ass. It's 81st Street. | 1.3155 | 0.04558 | 168 | 126 | 31 | 11 |
2473 | Sorry. My phone was in sheep mode. | 1.3155 | 0.04635 | 168 | 127 | 29 | 12 |
2474 | What do you mean I always choose work over you? | 1.3155 | 0.04317 | 168 | 123 | 37 | 8 |
2475 | ...small with pepperoni & two bales of alfalfa | 1.3155 | 0.04860 | 168 | 130 | 23 | 15 |
2476 | Way better than being called the Cat Lady! | 1.3155 | 0.04712 | 168 | 128 | 27 | 13 |
2477 | Yes, I’ve counted them all and I’m still wide awake. | 1.3154 | 0.04373 | 149 | 107 | 37 | 5 |
2478 | Hi. This is 706 again. Could you send up some more grass? | 1.3154 | 0.04770 | 149 | 111 | 29 | 9 |
2479 | Bo-Peep Shmo Peep. She'll never find us here. | 1.3154 | 0.04576 | 149 | 109 | 33 | 7 |
2480 | Sorry, I can’t come in today, I’m feeling rather sheepish. | 1.3154 | 0.04956 | 149 | 113 | 25 | 11 |
2481 | Hi, honey. They're home. | 1.3154 | 0.04268 | 149 | 106 | 39 | 4 |
2482 | It's a cartoon. That's why you don't see any sheep poop. | 1.3154 | 0.05310 | 149 | 117 | 17 | 15 |
2483 | This better be the best damn nativity scene Saint James has ever seen. | 1.3154 | 0.05464 | 130 | 100 | 19 | 11 |
2484 | To be honest, I didn't fully think this through when I said I wanted a less stressful job. | 1.3152 | 0.04614 | 165 | 124 | 30 | 11 |
2485 | Hi boss, working from home today... | 1.3152 | 0.04924 | 165 | 128 | 22 | 15 |
2486 | I know it sounds crazy' but I'm sleeping a lot better | 1.3152 | 0.04533 | 165 | 123 | 32 | 10 |
2487 | Twelve orders of alfalfa with red clover and one medium burger with fries! | 1.3151 | 0.04836 | 146 | 109 | 28 | 9 |
2488 | I was lying down in the green pasture and took a left on the path of righteousness | 1.3151 | 0.04533 | 146 | 106 | 34 | 6 |
2489 | You're right. I won't have a social life until I stop bringing work home. | 1.3151 | 0.04836 | 146 | 109 | 28 | 9 |
2490 | They are for my bad case of insomnia. | 1.3151 | 0.05027 | 146 | 111 | 24 | 11 |
2491 | What do you mean you wish I had been a cat lady? | 1.3151 | 0.04533 | 146 | 106 | 34 | 6 |
2492 | Bo-Peep, call me if you get this message. | 1.3151 | 0.05027 | 146 | 111 | 24 | 11 |
2493 | No, Mom. In New York I am referred to as an Animal Husbandry Technician! | 1.3148 | 0.04420 | 162 | 119 | 35 | 8 |
2494 | Hello, Front Desk? What channel is Animal Planet? | 1.3148 | 0.04673 | 162 | 122 | 29 | 11 |
2495 | As long as Fox News is on, they let me do whatever I want. | 1.3148 | 0.04673 | 162 | 122 | 29 | 11 |
2496 | I need a different sheep dog. | 1.3148 | 0.04505 | 162 | 120 | 33 | 9 |
2497 | The little one? Nah, it followed Mary to school. | 1.3148 | 0.04754 | 162 | 123 | 27 | 12 |
2498 | You picked a fine time to leave me, Lassie. | 1.3148 | 0.04590 | 162 | 121 | 31 | 10 |
2499 | 911? ...no, send a Border Collie! | 1.3148 | 0.04754 | 162 | 123 | 27 | 12 |
2500 | Yes, I’m cooking tonight. Just bring a nice red that goes with lamb. | 1.3147 | 0.04699 | 143 | 105 | 31 | 7 |
2501 | Yes, I was afraid they'd gone astray, but it turns out they just came in here to watch Fox News. | 1.3147 | 0.04803 | 143 | 106 | 29 | 8 |
2502 | I don't care if you can't sleep, I'm not getting the flock out of here. | 1.3146 | 0.04659 | 178 | 137 | 26 | 15 |
2503 | seriously for the last time, I'm a herder Not a hoarder!! | 1.3145 | 0.04648 | 159 | 119 | 30 | 10 |
2504 | I don't know. The dog just brought them in | 1.3145 | 0.04733 | 159 | 120 | 28 | 11 |
2505 | Hello, Shepard residence. | 1.3145 | 0.04733 | 159 | 120 | 28 | 11 |
2506 | Not doing much, just hanging out until price of wool goes up. | 1.3145 | 0.04733 | 159 | 120 | 28 | 11 |
2507 | Like hell I've lost my sheep! | 1.3145 | 0.04474 | 159 | 117 | 34 | 8 |
2508 | I may have fewer followers, but I know all of mine personally.. | 1.3145 | 0.04648 | 159 | 119 | 30 | 10 |
2509 | Finders keepers, Bo. | 1.3143 | 0.04975 | 140 | 105 | 26 | 9 |
2510 | Hello? Ya, Mary it happened again. | 1.3141 | 0.04881 | 156 | 119 | 25 | 12 |
2511 | I'm not kidding! There's wolf across the street waving at me! | 1.3141 | 0.04437 | 156 | 114 | 35 | 7 |
2512 | Hello Mary? They said they are tired of living like animals. | 1.3141 | 0.04620 | 156 | 116 | 31 | 9 |
2513 | Well, it all started when they followed me to school one day, school one day, school one day ... and I've never been able to shake them since! | 1.3141 | 0.04530 | 156 | 115 | 33 | 8 |
2514 | Little Bo Peep? I've found your sheep! | 1.3141 | 0.04965 | 156 | 120 | 23 | 13 |
2515 | My followers are more the baa humbug type. | 1.3141 | 0.04343 | 156 | 113 | 37 | 6 |
2516 | Why? Because there's a tariff on wool, but not on sheep. | 1.3141 | 0.04796 | 156 | 118 | 27 | 11 |
2517 | Yes, they're all here. | 1.3141 | 0.04620 | 156 | 116 | 31 | 9 |
2518 | Nothing. Just shepherding. | 1.3141 | 0.04709 | 156 | 117 | 29 | 10 |
2519 | I didn't get the raise, but now I can work from home 2 days a week | 1.3141 | 0.04881 | 156 | 119 | 25 | 12 |
2520 | Tell Bo Peep that I found them. | 1.3141 | 0.04620 | 156 | 116 | 31 | 9 |
2521 | I bought a hat and crook and the rest just followed. | 1.3140 | 0.04404 | 172 | 128 | 34 | 10 |
2522 | Well, mutton is happening over here. | 1.3140 | 0.04703 | 172 | 132 | 26 | 14 |
2523 | There were too many wolves near Wall Street today so I couldn | 1.3139 | 0.04942 | 137 | 102 | 27 | 8 |
2524 | Hi - is this Miss BoPeep? | 1.3139 | 0.05359 | 137 | 106 | 19 | 12 |
2525 | Herbie’s Urban Sheep Herding ... uh-huh ... how many head? ... can I put you on hold? ... Herbie’s Urban Sheep Herding ... Tribeca? ... how many head? | 1.3139 | 0.04605 | 137 | 99 | 33 | 5 |
2526 | The urban farming thing is a bust. | 1.3139 | 0.05049 | 137 | 103 | 25 | 9 |
2527 | Here? Just me and the staff. How about you? | 1.3137 | 0.04587 | 153 | 113 | 32 | 8 |
2528 | I woudn't necessarily call the view pastoral. | 1.3137 | 0.04680 | 153 | 114 | 30 | 9 |
2529 | I’ve got ‘em Bo Peep. Now how about that finder’s fee? | 1.3137 | 0.04680 | 153 | 114 | 30 | 9 |
2530 | That’s right Warden, five years of experience working with crooks. | 1.3137 | 0.04493 | 153 | 112 | 34 | 7 |
2531 | Melatonin, ambien, sheep nothing works, Doc. Help me I havn't slept well since the 2016 elections! | 1.3137 | 0.05119 | 153 | 119 | 20 | 14 |
2532 | Traffic was fine, but herding them on to the F Train was a nightmare. | 1.3137 | 0.04396 | 153 | 111 | 36 | 6 |
2533 | Man, I need to get the flock out of town. | 1.3137 | 0.04948 | 153 | 117 | 24 | 12 |
2534 | Sorry but I'm having trouble with my staff. | 1.3137 | 0.04861 | 153 | 116 | 26 | 11 |
2535 | Yes, that’s right—twelve orders of that kind of grass, and one order of the other kind. | 1.3137 | 0.04680 | 153 | 114 | 30 | 9 |
2536 | Hello, Room Service, I'll take 35 salads, dressing on the side. | 1.3137 | 0.04861 | 153 | 116 | 26 | 11 |
2537 | They said they came to New York to make it. Typical herd mentality. | 1.3137 | 0.04587 | 153 | 113 | 32 | 8 |
2538 | Yeah, I found the key under the door mat. Say, you don't mind if I have a few friends over? | 1.3136 | 0.04376 | 169 | 125 | 35 | 9 |
2539 | Sadly, I only have twelve followers. | 1.3136 | 0.04212 | 169 | 123 | 39 | 7 |
2540 | A rent controlled, third floor walk up seemed like a good idea at the time. | 1.3136 | 0.04376 | 169 | 125 | 35 | 9 |
2541 | They followed me home from school. | 1.3133 | 0.04928 | 150 | 114 | 25 | 11 |
2542 | Local, fresh, AND streetwise... | 1.3133 | 0.05193 | 150 | 117 | 19 | 14 |
2543 | Hey! Bopeep, I found the sheep! | 1.3133 | 0.04743 | 150 | 112 | 29 | 9 |
2544 | Sorry I missed your earlier call. I was woolgathering. | 1.3133 | 0.05193 | 150 | 117 | 19 | 14 |
2545 | Front desk? When I said I wanted a quiet room where I could count sheep I didn't mean it literally!" | 1.3133 | 0.04345 | 166 | 122 | 36 | 8 |
2546 | Yes I get out Ma. In fact I just came in from a day at the park with friends. It’s like you think I’ll turn into some weird old cat lady. | 1.3133 | 0.04823 | 166 | 128 | 24 | 14 |
2547 | Have you heard of vertical farming? | 1.3133 | 0.04345 | 166 | 122 | 36 | 8 |
2548 | Hello? Bo Peep? Guess what? | 1.3133 | 0.04510 | 166 | 124 | 32 | 10 |
2549 | Oh, Bo, my suggestion is that you just leave them alone. They'll come home. | 1.3129 | 0.04808 | 147 | 110 | 28 | 9 |
2550 | I know it doesn't make sense, but I think that the black sheep of the family ... is me! | 1.3129 | 0.04710 | 147 | 109 | 30 | 8 |
2551 | Guaranteed,yes ma'am. You'll be asleep within five minutes. See you at 10:00PM. | 1.3129 | 0.04710 | 147 | 109 | 30 | 8 |
2552 | Yes-party of 12, and you do have grass on the menu? | 1.3129 | 0.04808 | 147 | 110 | 28 | 9 |
2553 | I'm serious this time. He's got grey hair, a beard, and his name is Wolf | 1.3129 | 0.05090 | 147 | 113 | 22 | 12 |
2554 | We are at our winter quarters | 1.3129 | 0.04904 | 147 | 111 | 26 | 10 |
2555 | I've even tried real sheep - but Trump still keeps me awake. | 1.3129 | 0.04710 | 147 | 109 | 30 | 8 |
2556 | No I don’t think I’ll have a problem falling asleep. | 1.3129 | 0.04808 | 147 | 110 | 28 | 9 |
2557 | Apparently, she DID know where to find them. | 1.3129 | 0.04710 | 147 | 109 | 30 | 8 |
2558 | The pay is good, and working from home is encouraged. | 1.3129 | 0.04710 | 147 | 109 | 30 | 8 |
2559 | I just made the co-op board sweaters for Christmas so everything’s fine now ... | 1.3129 | 0.04648 | 163 | 123 | 29 | 11 |
2560 | I've come in from the fold. | 1.3129 | 0.04482 | 163 | 121 | 33 | 9 |
2561 | Nothing much - just finished some work I had to take home. | 1.3129 | 0.04566 | 163 | 122 | 31 | 10 |
2562 | It's just not the same here, Mom... | 1.3129 | 0.04886 | 163 | 126 | 23 | 14 |
2563 | NOT better than Ambien. | 1.3129 | 0.04397 | 163 | 120 | 35 | 8 |
2564 | Surprisingly, I've been having trouble falling asleep lately. | 1.3129 | 0.04482 | 163 | 121 | 33 | 9 |
2565 | Telecommuting has its drawbacks. | 1.3125 | 0.04707 | 160 | 121 | 28 | 11 |
2566 | I told you the hipsters want locally made wool. | 1.3125 | 0.04566 | 144 | 105 | 33 | 6 |
2567 | I wish I'd never found them. | 1.3125 | 0.04974 | 144 | 109 | 25 | 10 |
2568 | You won't believe where I found them. | 1.3125 | 0.04952 | 160 | 124 | 22 | 14 |
2569 | I don’t know, say 4 pizzas? | 1.3125 | 0.04974 | 144 | 109 | 25 | 10 |
2570 | There are 11 of them, doc, but I still can’t sleep. | 1.3125 | 0.04790 | 160 | 122 | 26 | 12 |
2571 | My sheep-counting service is going bust. This city never sleeps. | 1.3125 | 0.04790 | 160 | 122 | 26 | 12 |
2572 | Sorry honey,I'm watching the kids. | 1.3125 | 0.04774 | 144 | 107 | 29 | 8 |
2573 | Go to my website and you can be counting them as soon as tonight | 1.3125 | 0.04348 | 144 | 103 | 37 | 4 |
2574 | That's right. Fifteen large pizzas with extra clover. | 1.3125 | 0.05070 | 144 | 110 | 23 | 11 |
2575 | Operator, this is Little Bo. Can you patch me through to Animal Control ? I found them! | 1.3125 | 0.04707 | 160 | 121 | 28 | 11 |
2576 | The rod and staff? Sure, they comfort me, but not as much as Netflix. | 1.3125 | 0.04974 | 144 | 109 | 25 | 10 |
2577 | Oh, it's ewe. | 1.3121 | 0.04505 | 157 | 116 | 33 | 8 |
2578 | Oh, and almost forgot - for those 50 side salads, hold the dressing on 49 of them. | 1.3121 | 0.04683 | 157 | 118 | 29 | 10 |
2579 | 11... still awake.... Now what? | 1.3121 | 0.04505 | 157 | 116 | 33 | 8 |
2580 | Sixteen sheep. Yeah, I’m still wide awake. | 1.3121 | 0.04505 | 157 | 116 | 33 | 8 |
2581 | Yeah, Bo, I found them. Now come get them! | 1.3121 | 0.05019 | 157 | 122 | 21 | 14 |
2582 | No mom, I'm not SEEING anybody right now. | 1.3121 | 0.04854 | 157 | 120 | 25 | 12 |
2583 | Oh yeah! And where did Mary go? | 1.3121 | 0.04413 | 157 | 115 | 35 | 7 |
2584 | Yeah, Bo, they're right here. Should I tell them you overslept?" | 1.3121 | 0.04854 | 157 | 120 | 25 | 12 |
2585 | Were lost but now are found, Bo. | 1.3121 | 0.05046 | 141 | 107 | 24 | 10 |
2586 | Sleep......I told the super that I wanted lots of sleep in my new apartment. | 1.3121 | 0.04945 | 141 | 106 | 26 | 9 |
2587 | Doc, do you have another solution. I still can't sleep. | 1.3121 | 0.04736 | 141 | 104 | 30 | 7 |
2588 | Turns out wool knitting is a gateway hobby | 1.3118 | 0.04663 | 170 | 130 | 27 | 13 |
2589 | Yes, I thought they meant "cheap" as well | 1.3118 | 0.04434 | 170 | 127 | 33 | 10 |
2590 | Not much, ewe? | 1.3118 | 0.04810 | 170 | 132 | 23 | 15 |
2591 | I'm taking them to see Hamilton. | 1.3117 | 0.04745 | 154 | 116 | 28 | 10 |
2592 | You were right, they DID come home wagging their tails behind them. | 1.3117 | 0.04468 | 154 | 113 | 34 | 7 |
2593 | Hotel? No, I'm staying at an AirBaaNBaa. | 1.3117 | 0.04745 | 154 | 116 | 28 | 10 |
2594 | Yo Peep, found your sheep | 1.3117 | 0.04833 | 154 | 117 | 26 | 11 |
2595 | I titled my autobiography "My Life with a Crook" and sent it to my publisher. Next thing I know is they have me living in Trump Tower. | 1.3117 | 0.05006 | 154 | 119 | 22 | 13 |
2596 | Bringing my work home with me is beginning to be a problem. | 1.3117 | 0.04833 | 154 | 117 | 26 | 11 |
2597 | Just ewe and a few others | 1.3116 | 0.05018 | 138 | 104 | 25 | 9 |
2598 | Sorry, I'm a bit behind on your sweater order. | 1.3116 | 0.05018 | 138 | 104 | 25 | 9 |
2599 | Okay, just let me change and get the flock out of here. | 1.3116 | 0.04911 | 138 | 103 | 27 | 8 |
2600 | Yes, Dr. Conroy, I did stop counting several hours ago! | 1.3116 | 0.05122 | 138 | 105 | 23 | 10 |
2601 | They wanted to watch Fox News | 1.3114 | 0.04872 | 167 | 130 | 22 | 15 |
2602 | Yes, I followed your instructions exactly, but the insomnia seems to be even worse now... | 1.3114 | 0.04722 | 167 | 128 | 26 | 13 |
2603 | But doctor, I'm still wide awake! | 1.3114 | 0.04645 | 167 | 127 | 28 | 12 |
2604 | I’m working from home. | 1.3114 | 0.04323 | 167 | 123 | 36 | 8 |
2605 | Sorry, Dad. I thought you said to go with the flock yourself, and never come back. | 1.3114 | 0.04645 | 167 | 127 | 28 | 12 |
2606 | Well, they can't say that anymore; I found every one of 'em! | 1.3114 | 0.04406 | 167 | 124 | 34 | 9 |
2607 | 12 Lemongrass Salads without the lemon please | 1.3113 | 0.04989 | 151 | 116 | 23 | 12 |
2608 | Just counting sheep. What's up with you? | 1.3113 | 0.04621 | 151 | 112 | 31 | 8 |
2609 | Let me call you back. I’m meeting with my staff on work-life balance. | 1.3113 | 0.04989 | 151 | 116 | 23 | 12 |
2610 | I've left for greener pastures. | 1.3113 | 0.04621 | 151 | 112 | 31 | 8 |
2611 | It's not just one lost sheep...it's all of us." | 1.3113 | 0.04716 | 151 | 113 | 29 | 9 |
2612 | Yes, sir, yes, sir, three flats full. | 1.3113 | 0.04809 | 151 | 114 | 27 | 10 |
2613 | No, it's just a part time job. | 1.3111 | 0.04984 | 135 | 101 | 26 | 8 |
2614 | I don't know...I just got tired of all that outdoor work. | 1.3111 | 0.04407 | 180 | 136 | 32 | 12 |
2615 | A kid'll eat ivy, to | 1.3110 | 0.04623 | 164 | 124 | 29 | 11 |
2616 | Of course, they're work related! | 1.3110 | 0.04542 | 164 | 123 | 31 | 10 |
2617 | It's not bad for a sheep hotel. | 1.3110 | 0.04459 | 164 | 122 | 33 | 9 |
2618 | Bo-Peep, they've come home. | 1.3110 | 0.04860 | 164 | 127 | 23 | 14 |
2619 | So I finally broke down and bought a Staff the other day, and the strangest things has happened. | 1.3110 | 0.04542 | 164 | 123 | 31 | 10 |
2620 | Yeah, I agreed to change my career, but I never agreed to move, did I? | 1.3110 | 0.04374 | 164 | 121 | 35 | 8 |
2621 | Yes, I specifically requested a room with a ewe. | 1.3110 | 0.04623 | 164 | 124 | 29 | 11 |
2622 | It's Peep, P-e-e-p, and I'm knee deep in . . . yes, I'll hold. | 1.3110 | 0.04459 | 164 | 122 | 33 | 9 |
2623 | Some people think I'm crazy, but if you're a sheep person, you totally get it.” | 1.3108 | 0.04780 | 148 | 111 | 28 | 9 |
2624 | Goddammit Alexa, I said "drone strike" not "clone sheep." | 1.3108 | 0.04968 | 148 | 113 | 24 | 11 |
2625 | Hey is this the building manager? The United States electorate is in my apartment. And none of us know where the remote is. | 1.3108 | 0.04875 | 148 | 112 | 26 | 10 |
2626 | Rejoice with me, I have found my lost sheep, and you won’t believe the apartment they found. | 1.3107 | 0.04312 | 177 | 132 | 35 | 10 |
2627 | When I asked room service for something for someone who couldn’t sleep, this is not what I expected. | 1.3106 | 0.05060 | 132 | 99 | 25 | 8 |
2628 | have to be brief - witness protection - i'm on the lamb | 1.3106 | 0.04925 | 161 | 125 | 22 | 14 |
2629 | Gonna work from home today, boss. | 1.3106 | 0.04682 | 161 | 122 | 28 | 11 |
2630 | It all worked out. The chickens are in the other bedroom and the goats are in the kitchen. | 1.3106 | 0.04338 | 161 | 118 | 36 | 7 |
2631 | Yes, that's right, and a bale of alfalfa. | 1.3106 | 0.04426 | 161 | 119 | 34 | 8 |
2632 | I'm sorry - Ms Peep is out right now. | 1.3106 | 0.04598 | 161 | 121 | 30 | 10 |
2633 | Hello, UberEats? I think there has been a misunderstanding? | 1.3106 | 0.04682 | 161 | 122 | 28 | 11 |
2634 | I hate when I run out of Ambien. | 1.3106 | 0.04682 | 161 | 122 | 28 | 11 |
2635 | OK. Now how do I get the flock outta here? | 1.3103 | 0.05134 | 145 | 112 | 21 | 12 |
2636 | Twenty-seven salad bars have told me not to come back. | 1.3103 | 0.04846 | 145 | 109 | 27 | 9 |
2637 | You can stop searching for them Siri. I left them alone and they came home, wagging their tails behind them. | 1.3103 | 0.04361 | 174 | 130 | 34 | 10 |
2638 | but your Airbnb listing says 'pet friendly' | 1.3101 | 0.04657 | 158 | 119 | 29 | 10 |
2639 | I dunno Marty, I thought the whole 'crazy cat lady' thing had become a bit of a bore. | 1.3101 | 0.04481 | 158 | 117 | 33 | 8 |
2640 | Yes, I take them to the park twice a day... sheering is extra. | 1.3101 | 0.04910 | 158 | 122 | 23 | 13 |
2641 | You would not believe the subway this morning. | 1.3101 | 0.05072 | 158 | 124 | 19 | 15 |
2642 | We're watching Shepard Smith on Fox. | 1.3101 | 0.04657 | 158 | 119 | 29 | 10 |
2643 | Sorry, can’t come. I’m feeling a bit sheepish today’. | 1.3101 | 0.04991 | 158 | 123 | 21 | 14 |
2644 | Hello? , Insomnia Hotline? | 1.3101 | 0.04570 | 158 | 118 | 31 | 9 |
2645 | He's already asleep. What do I do now? | 1.3101 | 0.04827 | 158 | 121 | 25 | 12 |
2646 | Can you get the flock out of here? | 1.3101 | 0.05072 | 158 | 124 | 19 | 15 |
2647 | I'm just watching the game with a few friends - what's up with ewe? | 1.3101 | 0.05369 | 129 | 99 | 20 | 10 |
2648 | OK. Line up, I'm sleepy. | 1.3099 | 0.05016 | 142 | 108 | 24 | 10 |
2649 | I used to count them to fall asleep but now I find they make it easier to get through crowds and cross the street. | 1.3099 | 0.04812 | 142 | 106 | 28 | 8 |
2650 | What makes you think I sound sheepish? | 1.3099 | 0.04707 | 142 | 105 | 30 | 7 |
2651 | Wall Street doesn't have those kinds of wolves, mom. | 1.3099 | 0.05114 | 142 | 109 | 22 | 11 |
2652 | There is more money in the insomnia business in NYC than herding in Idaho. | 1.3097 | 0.04977 | 155 | 120 | 22 | 13 |
2653 | I’m flocked! | 1.3097 | 0.04718 | 155 | 117 | 28 | 10 |
2654 | It works!!! I left them alone, and they came home! | 1.3097 | 0.04806 | 155 | 118 | 26 | 11 |
2655 | Two eggs, over easy, a side of hash browns, and five bushels of silage. | 1.3097 | 0.04628 | 155 | 116 | 30 | 9 |
2656 | Yeah, I thought I had lost them, but it turns out they had just blended in with the carpet | 1.3097 | 0.04806 | 155 | 118 | 26 | 11 |
2657 | We need to find a place that allows dogs. | 1.3097 | 0.04537 | 155 | 115 | 32 | 8 |
2658 | Yes, dear, lamb chops again. | 1.3097 | 0.04977 | 155 | 120 | 22 | 13 |
2659 | I'm telling you -- I just left them alone. | 1.3097 | 0.05143 | 155 | 122 | 18 | 15 |
2660 | They really did come home, wagging their tails behind them. | 1.3097 | 0.04537 | 155 | 115 | 32 | 8 |
2661 | Your farm-to-table order is ready. | 1.3097 | 0.04537 | 155 | 115 | 32 | 8 |
2662 | They don’t like him either | 1.3095 | 0.05341 | 126 | 96 | 21 | 9 |
2663 | Yes, I bought a full-service sleep sofa on sale. Yes, there is some maintenance involved. | 1.3095 | 0.04847 | 168 | 131 | 22 | 15 |
2664 | Bo Peep lost her sheep? More fake news! | 1.3095 | 0.04218 | 168 | 123 | 38 | 7 |
2665 | Can I have the number for Bo Peep? | 1.3095 | 0.04464 | 168 | 126 | 32 | 10 |
2666 | All right, have it your way. You heard a lamb bleat. | 1.3094 | 0.04881 | 139 | 104 | 27 | 8 |
2667 | Do you hear what I hear? | 1.3094 | 0.04987 | 139 | 105 | 25 | 9 |
2668 | Yes, this is Big Bo Peep. No, I have not lost anything. | 1.3092 | 0.04781 | 152 | 115 | 27 | 10 |
2669 | I appreciate the gesture, but I said I needed to catch some SLEEP. | 1.3092 | 0.04960 | 152 | 117 | 23 | 12 |
2670 | Yes, I know we have a diversity issue here. | 1.3092 | 0.04960 | 152 | 117 | 23 | 12 |
2671 | Hello room service, could I get all the mint jelly you have? | 1.3092 | 0.04781 | 152 | 115 | 27 | 10 |
2672 | The Border Collies are stuck in traffic, so I turned on the Sheep Channel... | 1.3092 | 0.04402 | 152 | 111 | 35 | 6 |
2673 | I do love these urban getaways, but find it difficult not to take work with me. | 1.3091 | 0.04518 | 165 | 124 | 31 | 10 |
2674 | I wanted a fleece frock, not a flock! | 1.3091 | 0.04679 | 165 | 126 | 27 | 12 |
2675 | I’m sorry, we are not able to locate your pasture at this time. Please stay on the line and an operator will be with you shortly.” | 1.3090 | 0.04291 | 178 | 133 | 35 | 10 |
2676 | Just through the week-end, then back to the fields. | 1.3090 | 0.04140 | 178 | 131 | 39 | 8 |
2677 | I'm a Shepherd, I do - not - need - to - count - them! | 1.3088 | 0.05272 | 136 | 105 | 20 | 11 |
2678 | I'm surrounded by bahd news | 1.3088 | 0.05272 | 136 | 105 | 20 | 11 |
2679 | She said she needs space for her stuff, she can’t live with a herder anymore. | 1.3088 | 0.05168 | 136 | 104 | 22 | 10 |
2680 | Much to our dismay, apparently they no longer allow sheep in Sheep Meadow. | 1.3087 | 0.04939 | 149 | 114 | 24 | 11 |
2681 | OK Bo Peep, I understand all that, but you did't lose them, and it's going to cost plenty to get 'em back. | 1.3087 | 0.04457 | 149 | 109 | 34 | 6 |
2682 | I think you may have had a point when you said I take my work home with me. | 1.3087 | 0.04457 | 149 | 109 | 34 | 6 |
2683 | No Mary, I told you I have no idea where they are, you have to stop being so suspicious. | 1.3087 | 0.04847 | 149 | 113 | 26 | 10 |
2684 | I think it's time we move on to greener pastures. | 1.3087 | 0.04557 | 149 | 110 | 32 | 7 |
2685 | Sorry, honey. I guess I must have fallen asleep! | 1.3087 | 0.04939 | 149 | 114 | 24 | 11 |
2686 | If anyone in the hotel is having trouble falling asleep, I can help out. | 1.3087 | 0.04847 | 149 | 113 | 26 | 10 |
2687 | The pay and the medical benefits are great! But, I do have to bring work home sometimes. | 1.3087 | 0.04457 | 149 | 109 | 34 | 6 |
2688 | I counted them already so I’m taking a break. | 1.3086 | 0.04403 | 162 | 120 | 34 | 8 |
2689 | I've already tried counting sheep. | 1.3086 | 0.04489 | 162 | 121 | 32 | 9 |
2690 | No, you can’t watch the Rams game. | 1.3086 | 0.04739 | 162 | 124 | 26 | 12 |
2691 | The toughest part was getting them all on the same elevator | 1.3086 | 0.04739 | 162 | 124 | 26 | 12 |
2692 | Nothing much. You? | 1.3086 | 0.04489 | 162 | 121 | 32 | 9 |
2693 | Hear me! My insomnia is gone! | 1.3086 | 0.04574 | 162 | 122 | 30 | 10 |
2694 | Hey, Bo here, just hanging out with my peeps. | 1.3086 | 0.04657 | 162 | 123 | 28 | 11 |
2695 | Nice accommodations, but the "pet-friendly" charges really add up on a per-head basis. | 1.3086 | 0.04489 | 162 | 121 | 32 | 9 |
2696 | Not much. This is my mandatory "work from home" day. | 1.3086 | 0.04574 | 162 | 122 | 30 | 10 |
2697 | My wife keeps telling me not to bring my work home.” | 1.3086 | 0.04315 | 162 | 119 | 36 | 7 |
2698 | Hey, one of you named 'Lambchops'? There's a Miss Lewis on the phone looking for you. | 1.3086 | 0.04403 | 162 | 120 | 34 | 8 |
2699 | No. Just chilling, watching "The Silence of the Lambs' | 1.3086 | 0.04315 | 162 | 119 | 36 | 7 |
2700 | I'm beginning to think my commute wasn't so bad after all. | 1.3086 | 0.04414 | 175 | 132 | 32 | 11 |
2701 | Honey,we forgot the mint jelly! | 1.3086 | 0.04561 | 175 | 134 | 28 | 13 |
2702 | My wife tells me to stop bringing my work home! | 1.3086 | 0.04561 | 175 | 134 | 28 | 13 |
2703 | Yup, I said I'd like one shepherd's pie and fifty six large salads please. Oh, and hold the dressing. | 1.3083 | 0.05248 | 133 | 102 | 21 | 10 |
2704 | Han's sleep aids, how may I help you? | 1.3082 | 0.04617 | 146 | 108 | 31 | 7 |
2705 | Hi. This is Joseph. I'm calling in to let you know that I will be working from home today. | 1.3082 | 0.04718 | 146 | 109 | 29 | 8 |
2706 | Yeah, the cars are a nuissance but there are fewer wolves. | 1.3082 | 0.04514 | 146 | 107 | 33 | 6 |
2707 | Hello, housekeeping...You're not going to believe this... | 1.3082 | 0.04914 | 146 | 111 | 25 | 10 |
2708 | I can’t talk for long. They get upset when I pause the movie. | 1.3082 | 0.04514 | 146 | 107 | 33 | 6 |
2709 | When you asked me to babysit your kids I thought they were human. | 1.3082 | 0.04817 | 146 | 110 | 27 | 9 |
2710 | Hi, I'd like one wolf | 1.3082 | 0.05285 | 146 | 115 | 17 | 14 |
2711 | Oh, nothing much, just some woolgathering . . . How about you? | 1.3082 | 0.04617 | 146 | 108 | 31 | 7 |
2712 | Yeah, the city's nice, but job opportunities are shockingly limited. | 1.3082 | 0.04545 | 159 | 119 | 31 | 9 |
2713 | But how do I get them to stop following me? | 1.3082 | 0.04545 | 159 | 119 | 31 | 9 |
2714 | Tech support? My guests are getting restless because I can't connect to EweTube TV. | 1.3082 | 0.04545 | 159 | 119 | 31 | 9 |
2715 | A million dollars in unmarked bills and a helicopter by 5 pm...or I start sending chops! | 1.3082 | 0.04801 | 159 | 122 | 25 | 12 |
2716 | I've counted them over and over and I still can't get to sleep. | 1.3082 | 0.04883 | 159 | 123 | 23 | 13 |
2717 | Send up a burger and 50 lbs. of grass. | 1.3082 | 0.04545 |