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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2018-11-18T22:20:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2018-12-09T22:21:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2018-12-03T22:20:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | December 10, 2018 |
Number of captions | 4931 |
Number of responses | 1631425 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | Still got that new cat smell. | 1.6330 | 0.04244 | 327 | 178 | 91 | 58 |
1 | My other cat is a Jaguar. | 1.6220 | 0.04499 | 328 | 194 | 64 | 70 |
2 | I just love that new cat smell. | 1.5641 | 0.04219 | 312 | 184 | 80 | 48 |
3 | It's a rental. The jaguar's in the shop. | 1.5565 | 0.04225 | 336 | 208 | 69 | 59 |
4 | It's a Furrari. | 1.5543 | 0.04093 | 341 | 207 | 79 | 55 |
5 | Trump was right. If you're rich, they just let you grab 'em. | 1.5539 | 0.04299 | 343 | 219 | 58 | 66 |
6 | Best part is it’s self washing. | 1.5539 | 0.04029 | 334 | 198 | 87 | 49 |
7 | Statistically, it's much safer to be up here than down there. | 1.5504 | 0.03956 | 347 | 207 | 89 | 51 |
8 | Mousebroken !! | 1.5501 | 0.03938 | 349 | 208 | 90 | 51 |
9 | This is, of course, the final item on my bucket list. | 1.5455 | 0.04138 | 341 | 212 | 72 | 57 |
10 | Who hailed a tabby? | 1.5452 | 0.04111 | 321 | 193 | 81 | 47 |
11 | I called a cab but...auto-correct. | 1.5435 | 0.04365 | 333 | 216 | 53 | 64 |
12 | It's okay. He's mouse broken. | 1.5420 | 0.03891 | 345 | 205 | 93 | 47 |
13 | Watch the dog's face when I ride by. | 1.5357 | 0.04082 | 336 | 208 | 76 | 52 |
14 | First, find a really really stupid cat . . . | 1.5307 | 0.04090 | 326 | 201 | 77 | 48 |
15 | Listen to this baby purr. | 1.5304 | 0.03958 | 345 | 212 | 83 | 50 |
16 | Keep your friends close but your predators closer. | 1.5304 | 0.04022 | 313 | 187 | 86 | 40 |
17 | The Jaguar is in the shop - this is a loaner cat. | 1.5301 | 0.03861 | 366 | 226 | 86 | 54 |
18 | When it purrs it feels like a Harley | 1.5294 | 0.04089 | 340 | 214 | 72 | 54 |
19 | Once you learn how to use a can opener, they'll do anything you want. | 1.5292 | 0.04348 | 308 | 196 | 61 | 51 |
20 | It was the dog's idea. | 1.5272 | 0.04218 | 294 | 179 | 75 | 40 |
21 | This is nothing; I've got the dog out shopping for cheese! | 1.5262 | 0.03903 | 344 | 210 | 87 | 47 |
22 | It's easy until someone points a laser at the floor. | 1.5260 | 0.03870 | 365 | 227 | 84 | 54 |
23 | What are you looking at? Humans drive things that kill them all the time. | 1.5230 | 0.04243 | 304 | 190 | 69 | 45 |
24 | When you get her up to speed she really purrs. | 1.5229 | 0.04039 | 350 | 223 | 71 | 56 |
25 | It's a loaner. The dog's at the vet. | 1.5228 | 0.04062 | 329 | 205 | 76 | 48 |
26 | Of course he won't eat me. It would destroy his Uber rating. | 1.5220 | 0.03908 | 341 | 209 | 86 | 46 |
27 | My other ride is a jaguar. | 1.5210 | 0.04148 | 334 | 214 | 66 | 54 |
28 | I got a nine lifetime warranty. | 1.5207 | 0.03935 | 338 | 208 | 84 | 46 |
29 | She says she's taking me to meet my maker. How cool is that? | 1.5207 | 0.03935 | 338 | 208 | 84 | 46 |
30 | Keep your enemies close. | 1.5205 | 0.03773 | 365 | 224 | 92 | 49 |
31 | I found a website where I could register him as an emotional support cat. | 1.5200 | 0.03937 | 350 | 219 | 80 | 51 |
32 | Let's just say there are some pictures he'd rather not have on the Internet. | 1.5194 | 0.03984 | 335 | 208 | 80 | 47 |
33 | She's got 4 on the floor and purrs like a kitten! | 1.5186 | 0.04224 | 322 | 207 | 63 | 52 |
34 | It’s easy as long as no one brings out a laser pointer. | 1.5178 | 0.04166 | 309 | 193 | 72 | 44 |
35 | What could possibly go wrong? | 1.5176 | 0.04024 | 313 | 191 | 82 | 40 |
36 | If I'm not back by sundown, jiggle the can opener. | 1.5171 | 0.04165 | 321 | 204 | 68 | 49 |
37 | This is nothing. The real trick is herding them. | 1.5151 | 0.04080 | 332 | 211 | 71 | 50 |
38 | This thing really purrs. | 1.5117 | 0.03923 | 342 | 214 | 81 | 47 |
39 | Turns out we have the same fantasy! | 1.5088 | 0.04028 | 340 | 218 | 71 | 51 |
40 | I'm a little worried about Harold. That just screams mid-life crisis. | 1.5087 | 0.03931 | 346 | 219 | 78 | 49 |
41 | He’s “Mouse” Broken | 1.5081 | 0.04013 | 309 | 190 | 81 | 38 |
42 | I’m saving up for a Jaguar. | 1.5070 | 0.03962 | 359 | 233 | 70 | 56 |
43 | Curiosity killed my last one. | 1.5044 | 0.03910 | 341 | 215 | 80 | 46 |
44 | Do you mind running in front of us? I'm in a bit of a hurry. | 1.5030 | 0.04209 | 328 | 217 | 57 | 54 |
45 | Relax, guys, he's mouse-broken. | 1.5029 | 0.03790 | 342 | 211 | 90 | 41 |
46 | You can’t herd them but they have a surprising aptitude for dressage. | 1.5016 | 0.04230 | 317 | 208 | 59 | 50 |
47 | He chooses to identify as a horse, and who am I to judge? | 1.5000 | 0.03744 | 374 | 238 | 85 | 51 |
48 | He was sentenced to community service. | 1.5000 | 0.03756 | 332 | 202 | 94 | 36 |
49 | Did you guys call for a tabby? | 1.5000 | 0.03893 | 348 | 222 | 78 | 48 |
50 | Don’t worry. He’s mousebroken. | 1.4986 | 0.03867 | 351 | 224 | 79 | 48 |
51 | It’s the last item on my bucket list. | 1.4984 | 0.03960 | 309 | 191 | 82 | 36 |
52 | Sure, it's a step down from the Jaguar - but it's so much more fuel efficient. | 1.4955 | 0.03855 | 337 | 212 | 83 | 42 |
53 | Relax, he's mouse-broken. | 1.4954 | 0.03937 | 325 | 205 | 79 | 41 |
54 | It's a real thrill when she hears the can opener. | 1.4954 | 0.03907 | 323 | 202 | 82 | 39 |
55 | It's all good until she wants to lick herself. | 1.4941 | 0.03919 | 340 | 218 | 76 | 46 |
56 | I just grabbed one like the President said. That guy's a genius. | 1.4935 | 0.04206 | 310 | 203 | 61 | 46 |
57 | Let's just say it wasn't possible before marijuana was legalized. | 1.4922 | 0.04095 | 321 | 209 | 66 | 46 |
58 | I got places to go - hand me a laser pointer. | 1.4910 | 0.03972 | 334 | 216 | 72 | 46 |
59 | He's taking me to dinner. | 1.4909 | 0.03986 | 330 | 213 | 72 | 45 |
60 | The mileage isn't bad once you adjust for all the naps. | 1.4897 | 0.03768 | 339 | 212 | 88 | 39 |
61 | He watched Fox News for thousands of hours. Now I can convince him about anything. | 1.4888 | 0.04224 | 313 | 208 | 57 | 48 |
62 | It’s a loner. My Jaguar’s in the shop. | 1.4886 | 0.04058 | 307 | 196 | 72 | 39 |
63 | This is my emotional support animal. | 1.4881 | 0.03863 | 336 | 214 | 80 | 42 |
64 | Things sure changed when they legalized marijuana. | 1.4838 | 0.03837 | 339 | 217 | 80 | 42 |
65 | This baby purrs | 1.4837 | 0.03761 | 337 | 212 | 87 | 38 |
66 | And you laughed when I took that class on hypnosis. | 1.4836 | 0.03848 | 335 | 214 | 80 | 41 |
67 | He's vegan, it's fine. | 1.4808 | 0.03930 | 312 | 198 | 78 | 36 |
68 | It was easy. I slipped him a Mickey. | 1.4807 | 0.03830 | 337 | 216 | 80 | 41 |
69 | Better on than in, I say. | 1.4804 | 0.04041 | 306 | 197 | 71 | 38 |
70 | Just listen to that engine purr! | 1.4802 | 0.03947 | 329 | 214 | 72 | 43 |
71 | Don’t worry. It’s a service animal. | 1.4801 | 0.03965 | 327 | 213 | 71 | 43 |
72 | I told you I got a furrari | 1.4800 | 0.03887 | 325 | 208 | 78 | 39 |
73 | No, I haven't tried dismounting yet. Why? | 1.4799 | 0.03978 | 323 | 210 | 71 | 42 |
74 | It comes with a nine lives warranty. | 1.4792 | 0.03792 | 336 | 214 | 83 | 39 |
75 | When you're a celebrity, they just let you do it. | 1.4792 | 0.03997 | 336 | 223 | 65 | 48 |
76 | Listen to the way this baby purrs! | 1.4788 | 0.04031 | 307 | 198 | 71 | 38 |
77 | I know, I know -- but the helmet made me look stupid. | 1.4783 | 0.03685 | 322 | 198 | 94 | 30 |
78 | The engine really purrs." | 1.4779 | 0.03673 | 339 | 212 | 92 | 35 |
79 | He's taking me to his place for lunch | 1.4772 | 0.03779 | 329 | 208 | 85 | 36 |
80 | Turns out I’m the first one to ask. | 1.4756 | 0.03840 | 349 | 229 | 74 | 46 |
81 | He's taking me out for a bite to eat. | 1.4753 | 0.03658 | 364 | 234 | 87 | 43 |
82 | What could go wrong? | 1.4750 | 0.03957 | 320 | 208 | 72 | 40 |
83 | Tabby ho | 1.4747 | 0.03994 | 316 | 206 | 70 | 40 |
84 | It's perfectly safe, he doesn't identify as a cat | 1.4738 | 0.03862 | 325 | 209 | 78 | 38 |
85 | Can you hear that engine purr? | 1.4734 | 0.03916 | 319 | 206 | 75 | 38 |
86 | It's actually easier than herding them. | 1.4725 | 0.03717 | 345 | 221 | 85 | 39 |
87 | If you’re famous they’ll let you do anything | 1.4709 | 0.04171 | 327 | 225 | 50 | 52 |
88 | The safety ratings aren't great, but guys, you should hear this baby purr! | 1.4699 | 0.03703 | 332 | 210 | 88 | 34 |
89 | Certified pre-owned, but she purrs like a kitten. | 1.4692 | 0.03840 | 341 | 224 | 74 | 43 |
90 | He identifies as a horse. | 1.4681 | 0.03897 | 329 | 216 | 72 | 41 |
91 | This could go south real fast – but I’ve never felt so alive! | 1.4681 | 0.03945 | 329 | 218 | 68 | 43 |
92 | He's taking us all out to lunch afterward. I think that's what he said... | 1.4678 | 0.03853 | 342 | 226 | 72 | 44 |
93 | This, living dangerously?! My other cat is a jaguar. | 1.4675 | 0.03927 | 323 | 212 | 71 | 40 |
94 | That's not us, the app says our driver is in a white Persian | 1.4674 | 0.03868 | 353 | 237 | 67 | 49 |
95 | Wow. The engine purrs beautifully. | 1.4667 | 0.04052 | 315 | 210 | 63 | 42 |
96 | We have a modern relationship | 1.4667 | 0.03816 | 330 | 214 | 78 | 38 |
97 | The President said it was OK to grab one. | 1.4659 | 0.04073 | 337 | 232 | 53 | 52 |
98 | Guide says the tour ends with a play and dinner. | 1.4653 | 0.03927 | 346 | 234 | 63 | 49 |
99 | Statistically, it's much safer than driving a car. | 1.4653 | 0.03831 | 331 | 216 | 76 | 39 |
100 | Turns out, all this time it's been just a huge misunderstanding. | 1.4652 | 0.04042 | 316 | 211 | 63 | 42 |
101 | Trump said to grab one, so I did. | 1.4650 | 0.04060 | 329 | 224 | 57 | 48 |
102 | He’s taking me for lunch! | 1.4650 | 0.03873 | 329 | 216 | 73 | 40 |
103 | Just listen to this baby purr! | 1.4648 | 0.03724 | 355 | 233 | 79 | 43 |
104 | Don't worry, it's mousebroken. | 1.4641 | 0.03847 | 306 | 195 | 80 | 31 |
105 | She's vegan. | 1.4636 | 0.03912 | 302 | 194 | 76 | 32 |
106 | Herding Cats is easier than you think. | 1.4633 | 0.03689 | 354 | 231 | 82 | 41 |
107 | So I said, “Have you ever been hypnotized?” And he said, “No, but I’m curious.” | 1.4625 | 0.03947 | 307 | 200 | 72 | 35 |
108 | Listen to that engine purr | 1.4625 | 0.03814 | 333 | 218 | 76 | 39 |
109 | He’s my therapy animal | 1.4622 | 0.03758 | 331 | 214 | 81 | 36 |
110 | Once you can herd them, taking it to the next level is easy. | 1.4622 | 0.03807 | 331 | 216 | 77 | 38 |
111 | We just want to see the dog totally freak out. | 1.4620 | 0.03716 | 342 | 222 | 82 | 38 |
112 | I could tell you how, but I’d rather you buy my book. | 1.4611 | 0.03635 | 334 | 212 | 90 | 32 |
113 | Don't worry. The next one is coming in three minutes. | 1.4608 | 0.03701 | 332 | 213 | 85 | 34 |
114 | Find one on their eighth life and they’ll do anything! | 1.4608 | 0.03887 | 319 | 209 | 73 | 37 |
115 | It’s a loaner. My Rottweiler is in the shop. | 1.4604 | 0.03783 | 328 | 213 | 79 | 36 |
116 | He's a tabby, but he identifies as a stallion. | 1.4603 | 0.04075 | 315 | 213 | 59 | 43 |
117 | We met on Litter. | 1.4600 | 0.03806 | 350 | 234 | 71 | 45 |
118 | Should we tell him that no one has returned from the "free" ride? | 1.4599 | 0.04036 | 324 | 220 | 59 | 45 |
119 | It is easier than trying to herd them. | 1.4592 | 0.03744 | 355 | 236 | 75 | 44 |
120 | You don't wanna be around when the catnip wears off. | 1.4587 | 0.03766 | 327 | 212 | 80 | 35 |
121 | Reparations. | 1.4587 | 0.03913 | 327 | 218 | 68 | 41 |
122 | Wait 'til you hear this baby purrr | 1.4579 | 0.03792 | 321 | 208 | 79 | 34 |
123 | If you hear a can opener you better hang on. | 1.4577 | 0.03886 | 343 | 232 | 65 | 46 |
124 | Either of you have a laser pointer? I'm in kind of a rush. | 1.4572 | 0.04212 | 304 | 209 | 51 | 44 |
125 | Only problem is you can never get off. | 1.4563 | 0.03569 | 355 | 229 | 90 | 36 |
126 | It's easier than herding them. | 1.4560 | 0.03995 | 318 | 214 | 63 | 41 |
127 | It's a new rideshare, 'Puss en Routes'! | 1.4557 | 0.04044 | 305 | 204 | 63 | 38 |
128 | Next time I'm getting the jaguar | 1.4556 | 0.03793 | 338 | 224 | 74 | 40 |
129 | We made a deal - I get to ride him, he gets to eat one of you. | 1.4551 | 0.03748 | 323 | 209 | 81 | 33 |
130 | There'll be hell to pay when the catnip wears off. | 1.4551 | 0.03712 | 345 | 227 | 79 | 39 |
131 | It’s a smooth ride until we see a dog | 1.4540 | 0.03847 | 326 | 216 | 72 | 38 |
132 | Ready...release the dog! | 1.4534 | 0.03882 | 322 | 214 | 70 | 38 |
133 | The key is staying in the blind spot. | 1.4524 | 0.03927 | 294 | 191 | 73 | 30 |
134 | It took awhile but now he's mouse-broken. | 1.4522 | 0.03851 | 314 | 206 | 74 | 34 |
135 | It's kind of dull until he hears the can opener. | 1.4521 | 0.03802 | 334 | 222 | 73 | 39 |
136 | What cat? | 1.4520 | 0.03848 | 323 | 214 | 72 | 37 |
137 | Don’t worry guys, he identifies as a horse. | 1.4518 | 0.03659 | 363 | 242 | 78 | 43 |
138 | My other cat is a dog. | 1.4516 | 0.03834 | 341 | 230 | 68 | 43 |
139 | I can't decide whether to lease or buy. | 1.4514 | 0.03832 | 319 | 210 | 74 | 35 |
140 | Keep your friends close, but keep your enemies closer. | 1.4513 | 0.03618 | 339 | 219 | 87 | 33 |
141 | We got tired of playing cat and mouse | 1.4510 | 0.04033 | 306 | 206 | 62 | 38 |
142 | There once was a mousey from Gatt who smilingly rode on a cat at the end of the ride, young mousey was inside And the smile on the face of the cat | 1.4503 | 0.03955 | 322 | 218 | 63 | 41 |
143 | You have no idea how stupid they are. I just told him I would make his sandbox great again. | 1.4499 | 0.03875 | 349 | 240 | 61 | 48 |
144 | I've only been thrown once when he had a hairball. | 1.4498 | 0.03771 | 329 | 217 | 76 | 36 |
145 | Yea, I got her used. On her 8th life. | 1.4488 | 0.03673 | 361 | 242 | 76 | 43 |
146 | There IS a good chance he’ll eat me, but it cuts my commute by 12 minutes | 1.4487 | 0.03742 | 341 | 227 | 75 | 39 |
147 | Relax, he identifies as a pony. | 1.4485 | 0.03712 | 330 | 216 | 80 | 34 |
148 | If you have to ask how many kitty treats it takes, you can't afford it. | 1.4479 | 0.04001 | 317 | 216 | 60 | 41 |
149 | Recreational catnip has ushered in a new world order. | 1.4477 | 0.03602 | 344 | 224 | 86 | 34 |
150 | It cost my husband an arm and a leg, but it's worth it. | 1.4475 | 0.03768 | 362 | 248 | 66 | 48 |
151 | Breaking them isn't too hard, it's herding them that's the real challenge. | 1.4474 | 0.03855 | 333 | 225 | 67 | 41 |
152 | We made a deal...I told him I will reveal how to catch the red laser dot. | 1.4472 | 0.03880 | 322 | 216 | 68 | 38 |
153 | When they’re on their ninth lives, they start taking penance really seriously | 1.4467 | 0.03766 | 338 | 226 | 73 | 39 |
154 | Anybody wanna go scare the hell out of the farmer's wife? | 1.4465 | 0.03835 | 327 | 219 | 70 | 38 |
155 | Don't worry...I've taken Uber rides that are way more sketchy than this. | 1.4461 | 0.03846 | 334 | 226 | 67 | 41 |
156 | They’re surprisingly easy to tame if you know where to scratch. | 1.4461 | 0.03725 | 343 | 229 | 75 | 39 |
157 | You should hear how the engine purrs. | 1.4448 | 0.03693 | 344 | 229 | 77 | 38 |
158 | “Saddle-up, boys. They just legalized recreational catnip.” | 1.4435 | 0.03676 | 363 | 246 | 73 | 44 |
159 | My other horse is a dog. | 1.4428 | 0.03767 | 332 | 222 | 73 | 37 |
160 | I met him in the alley behind Trump Tower. He’ll believe anything I tell him. | 1.4427 | 0.03943 | 323 | 221 | 61 | 41 |
161 | Turns out herding cats isn't that hard. | 1.4424 | 0.03759 | 330 | 220 | 74 | 36 |
162 | I got him already mouse broken! | 1.4424 | 0.03685 | 330 | 217 | 80 | 33 |
163 | My Persian is at the vet. | 1.4421 | 0.03653 | 337 | 222 | 81 | 34 |
164 | All you need is patience, understanding, and be a witness to who broke that expensive vase last week. | 1.4419 | 0.03775 | 353 | 242 | 66 | 45 |
165 | He wouldn't agree until I told him he could eat both of you. | 1.4416 | 0.03846 | 317 | 212 | 70 | 35 |
166 | When your famous,you can grab a pussy whenever you want! | 1.4413 | 0.04117 | 315 | 221 | 49 | 45 |
167 | Yeah, well they said Trump becoming president was not possible, either! | 1.4413 | 0.03786 | 349 | 239 | 66 | 44 |
168 | The only downside is that it needs to recharge for 18 hours a day. | 1.4412 | 0.03770 | 340 | 230 | 70 | 40 |
169 | Now run in front of him and let’s see how long I can stay on. | 1.4408 | 0.03740 | 338 | 227 | 73 | 38 |
170 | When I get her going she really purrs! | 1.4407 | 0.03840 | 329 | 223 | 67 | 39 |
171 | Wait'll you see what's riding the dog. | 1.4398 | 0.03765 | 332 | 223 | 72 | 37 |
172 | I just park her in a patch of sun to recharge. | 1.4396 | 0.03767 | 323 | 215 | 74 | 34 |
173 | Cuts my commute and life expectancy in half. | 1.4393 | 0.03818 | 305 | 201 | 74 | 30 |
174 | I call it a Cat-ilac. | 1.4390 | 0.03736 | 344 | 233 | 71 | 40 |
175 | My first rodeo? Why do you ask? | 1.4387 | 0.03882 | 310 | 208 | 68 | 34 |
176 | I can't believe we didn't figure this out sooner. | 1.4383 | 0.03548 | 324 | 208 | 90 | 26 |
177 | The best part of the ride is when the dog gets loose. | 1.4379 | 0.03864 | 306 | 204 | 70 | 32 |
178 | This model came with a 9-life warranty. | 1.4379 | 0.03619 | 338 | 223 | 82 | 33 |
179 | Next week we'll work on getting that pig in the shed to fly. | 1.4377 | 0.03614 | 329 | 215 | 84 | 30 |
180 | I swear, this is a legitimate service animal. | 1.4375 | 0.03740 | 320 | 212 | 76 | 32 |
181 | I call her 'Fleabiscuit' | 1.4371 | 0.03957 | 302 | 204 | 64 | 34 |
182 | I always say, "keep your friends close and your enemies closer." | 1.4358 | 0.03561 | 358 | 239 | 82 | 37 |
183 | I got the idea when I heard Trump say, “just grab ‘em…” | 1.4356 | 0.04054 | 326 | 231 | 48 | 47 |
184 | Watch when I bark! | 1.4352 | 0.03832 | 324 | 220 | 67 | 37 |
185 | The cat said if I took a test drive there would be a nice meal waiting for me at the end. | 1.4350 | 0.03771 | 331 | 224 | 70 | 37 |
186 | What, you've never seen an emotional support kitty in training? | 1.4349 | 0.03878 | 292 | 193 | 71 | 28 |
187 | He was a rescue. | 1.4349 | 0.03968 | 292 | 196 | 65 | 31 |
188 | It's ok - he's vegan | 1.4349 | 0.03618 | 338 | 224 | 81 | 33 |
189 | She has a smooth trot and comes with nine lives or ninety thousand miles. | 1.4349 | 0.03760 | 338 | 230 | 69 | 39 |
190 | Today, we won the rat race." | 1.4349 | 0.03667 | 361 | 247 | 71 | 43 |
191 | Hey, when you’re a star, you can grab a pussy! | 1.4343 | 0.03817 | 350 | 244 | 60 | 46 |
192 | Told you decriminalizing marijuana had benefits. | 1.4337 | 0.03834 | 309 | 207 | 70 | 32 |
193 | Herding them isn’t that hard, it’s feeding them where you have to be careful. | 1.4329 | 0.03796 | 328 | 223 | 68 | 37 |
194 | We're herding cats. | 1.4327 | 0.03727 | 342 | 233 | 70 | 39 |
195 | When you're a star, they let you do it. | 1.4327 | 0.03760 | 349 | 241 | 65 | 43 |
196 | Don’t worry fellas, he identifies as a horse! | 1.4324 | 0.03777 | 333 | 227 | 68 | 38 |
197 | We’re on our way to help a fireman stuck in a tree. | 1.4322 | 0.03719 | 354 | 244 | 67 | 43 |
198 | It's perfectly safe ... he comes from a no kill shelter. | 1.4318 | 0.03638 | 359 | 245 | 73 | 41 |
199 | It's a rescue. | 1.4315 | 0.03656 | 336 | 225 | 77 | 34 |
200 | Don't knock my ride, fellas. This baby purrs. | 1.4315 | 0.03656 | 336 | 225 | 77 | 34 |
201 | You should hear the engine on this baby purr! | 1.4315 | 0.03704 | 336 | 227 | 73 | 36 |
202 | This mouse in New Your City_Smiled as she rode on a kitty._They returned from the ride_With the mouse inside_And the smile on the face of the kitty. | 1.4315 | 0.03853 | 343 | 240 | 58 | 45 |
203 | She corners like a dream and listen to that purr. | 1.4314 | 0.03640 | 350 | 237 | 75 | 38 |
204 | This is his eighth life. He’s mellowed. | 1.4314 | 0.03747 | 306 | 202 | 76 | 28 |
205 | It’s jerry and tom now | 1.4313 | 0.03742 | 313 | 208 | 75 | 30 |
206 | ‘Some whispering, mostly catnip.’ | 1.4312 | 0.03736 | 320 | 214 | 74 | 32 |
207 | The first step was to find a cat with a mouse food allergy. | 1.4312 | 0.03710 | 320 | 213 | 76 | 31 |
208 | You become friends with the dog. That's how. | 1.4308 | 0.03820 | 325 | 222 | 66 | 37 |
209 | Therapy animals really do reduce anxiety. | 1.4305 | 0.03953 | 302 | 206 | 62 | 34 |
210 | We’re in the majority. It’s time to start acting like it. | 1.4303 | 0.03647 | 337 | 226 | 77 | 34 |
211 | The dog owed me a favor. | 1.4298 | 0.03487 | 342 | 224 | 89 | 29 |
212 | No worries, she's a vegan. | 1.4290 | 0.03719 | 331 | 224 | 72 | 35 |
213 | It's actually easier than herding cats. | 1.4290 | 0.03590 | 338 | 225 | 81 | 32 |
214 | This one's a vegan. Sorry about last week. | 1.4290 | 0.03636 | 359 | 246 | 72 | 41 |
215 | You haven't told me yet what happened to the previous 27 test pilots. | 1.4286 | 0.03760 | 329 | 224 | 69 | 36 |
216 | Who called for an U-Purr? | 1.4277 | 0.03817 | 339 | 236 | 61 | 42 |
217 | Mileage isn't great,but the wow factor is killer. | 1.4277 | 0.03685 | 332 | 224 | 74 | 34 |
218 | Because I'm a star, I just grabbed the pussy and he let me! | 1.4272 | 0.03886 | 323 | 224 | 60 | 39 |
219 | The riding is easy, it's the herding that's the challenge. | 1.4265 | 0.03615 | 347 | 235 | 76 | 36 |
220 | When you've participated in the number of scientific experiments I have, you learn a little about training. | 1.4261 | 0.03622 | 352 | 240 | 74 | 38 |
221 | The best part is all I need to do to steer the thing is point a laser where I want to go. | 1.4261 | 0.03833 | 345 | 243 | 57 | 45 |
222 | It’s a sweet ride until he has to refuel. | 1.4255 | 0.03807 | 329 | 227 | 64 | 38 |
223 | It's not exploitation if I call him a service animal. | 1.4255 | 0.03807 | 329 | 227 | 64 | 38 |
224 | Riding's easy - it's herding them that's tough. | 1.4252 | 0.03875 | 301 | 204 | 66 | 31 |
225 | My other cat is a Persian. | 1.4251 | 0.03725 | 327 | 222 | 71 | 34 |
226 | It's a long story. | 1.4248 | 0.03506 | 339 | 224 | 86 | 29 |
227 | Once I convinced him that curiosity killed the cat, the rest was easy. | 1.4246 | 0.03638 | 325 | 217 | 78 | 30 |
228 | Once they legalized recreational catnip ... it was easy. | 1.4246 | 0.03915 | 325 | 228 | 56 | 41 |
229 | He responds to "Kitty-up." | 1.4245 | 0.03606 | 351 | 239 | 75 | 37 |
230 | You gotta say ‘kitty up’! | 1.4244 | 0.03783 | 311 | 210 | 70 | 31 |
231 | It works like magic until the dog barks. | 1.4244 | 0.03706 | 344 | 237 | 68 | 39 |
232 | Actually, they crave discipline. | 1.4239 | 0.03756 | 335 | 231 | 66 | 38 |
233 | It's the journey, not the destination. | 1.4235 | 0.03547 | 340 | 227 | 82 | 31 |
234 | It's consensual. | 1.4227 | 0.03649 | 317 | 211 | 78 | 28 |
235 | The trick is to always remember your safe word. | 1.4226 | 0.03650 | 336 | 228 | 74 | 34 |
236 | it's pronounced "U-PURR" not "UBER" | 1.4220 | 0.03871 | 327 | 229 | 58 | 40 |
237 | Of course, at the end of the ride, he still eats me. | 1.4218 | 0.03650 | 339 | 231 | 73 | 35 |
238 | Now all we need is a laser pointer! | 1.4216 | 0.03673 | 370 | 261 | 62 | 47 |
239 | I learned how to use a can opener. | 1.4215 | 0.03840 | 325 | 226 | 61 | 38 |
240 | Couldn't resist. She was a rescue. | 1.4211 | 0.03579 | 342 | 231 | 78 | 33 |
241 | Did you ever see such a sight in your life? | 1.4209 | 0.03921 | 316 | 221 | 57 | 38 |
242 | He's dependable and gets pretty good mileage — except for when he sees a laser pointer. | 1.4209 | 0.03710 | 316 | 213 | 73 | 30 |
243 | He's on a strict vegan diet. | 1.4206 | 0.03773 | 321 | 220 | 67 | 34 |
244 | Who says you can't complete your bucket list? | 1.4199 | 0.03713 | 331 | 227 | 69 | 35 |
245 | This thing goes like a cat out of hell. | 1.4199 | 0.03852 | 312 | 215 | 63 | 34 |
246 | My other ride is a Great Dane. | 1.4182 | 0.03718 | 318 | 216 | 71 | 31 |
247 | Turns out he just wanted to be scratched behind the ears! | 1.4181 | 0.03853 | 287 | 193 | 68 | 26 |
248 | He's a Republican.. keeps those blinders on all the time and goes anywhere I tell him... | 1.4178 | 0.03672 | 359 | 252 | 64 | 43 |
249 | How do you like my Furrari? | 1.4178 | 0.03870 | 304 | 209 | 63 | 32 |
250 | The trick is finding one on its ninth life. | 1.4177 | 0.03708 | 316 | 214 | 72 | 30 |
251 | The key is to avoid mirrors. | 1.4177 | 0.03532 | 328 | 218 | 83 | 27 |
252 | Sure beats herding them. | 1.4174 | 0.03745 | 321 | 220 | 68 | 33 |
253 | I think I’ve solved our cat problem! | 1.4172 | 0.03626 | 326 | 220 | 76 | 30 |
254 | Sometimes you have to think outside the litter box. | 1.4171 | 0.03654 | 350 | 243 | 68 | 39 |
255 | I'm still working out the dismount part. | 1.4167 | 0.03388 | 348 | 230 | 91 | 27 |
256 | Her name's Flea Biscuit. | 1.4162 | 0.03662 | 334 | 229 | 71 | 34 |
257 | Check it out. This baby really purrs | 1.4161 | 0.03710 | 322 | 220 | 70 | 32 |
258 | Got him from a little-old-lady...& he still has a few more lives left. | 1.4160 | 0.03555 | 351 | 240 | 76 | 35 |
259 | All this time, we just had to rub their tummies a little. | 1.4159 | 0.03668 | 327 | 223 | 72 | 32 |
260 | I got tired of the rat race | 1.4159 | 0.03822 | 315 | 218 | 63 | 34 |
261 | I Added Some Medical Marijuana to the Catnip | 1.4156 | 0.03804 | 320 | 222 | 63 | 35 |
262 | My Jaguar is in the shop and this is all they could come up with for a loaner. | 1.4155 | 0.03500 | 349 | 236 | 81 | 32 |
263 | Said the mouse on a cat with a blinder, To two friends who were smiling behind her, "It's so lovely to ride, While on top and outside", But the cat will laugh last should he find her. | 1.4153 | 0.03867 | 313 | 218 | 60 | 35 |
264 | What can possibly go wrong, guys? | 1.4152 | 0.03646 | 342 | 236 | 70 | 36 |
265 | It's a hybrid. | 1.4146 | 0.03760 | 328 | 228 | 64 | 36 |
266 | You just gotta start when they're kittens. | 1.4143 | 0.03397 | 350 | 233 | 89 | 28 |
267 | Barring any unforeseen yarn balls, we’ll be there by noon. | 1.4136 | 0.03562 | 353 | 243 | 74 | 36 |
268 | Kitty-up? | 1.4136 | 0.03717 | 324 | 223 | 68 | 33 |
269 | We're going to his place for dinner. | 1.4128 | 0.03742 | 327 | 227 | 65 | 35 |
270 | The farmer's wife is going to freak out when she sees this! | 1.4128 | 0.03816 | 327 | 230 | 59 | 38 |
271 | Seriously, guys. Ever since I got out of that maze, I feel like I can conquer anything. | 1.4128 | 0.03666 | 327 | 224 | 71 | 32 |
272 | Its my new therapy cat. | 1.4127 | 0.03925 | 315 | 223 | 54 | 38 |
273 | If you have to ask the price, you probably can't afford it. | 1.4127 | 0.03700 | 332 | 230 | 67 | 35 |
274 | It's a Catillac | 1.4123 | 0.03688 | 308 | 208 | 73 | 27 |
275 | Yeah, it's a little unsafe, but you should hear this bad boy purr. | 1.4123 | 0.03834 | 325 | 229 | 58 | 38 |
276 | Okay, now one of you guys run up ahead--I wanna see how fast he can go! | 1.4121 | 0.03651 | 347 | 242 | 67 | 38 |
277 | Seriously, I don't know why we didn't think of this earlier? | 1.4116 | 0.03380 | 345 | 229 | 90 | 26 |
278 | The dog was a big help. | 1.4115 | 0.03288 | 384 | 259 | 92 | 33 |
279 | When I get there? I don't know - I imagine I'll run like hell. | 1.4111 | 0.03496 | 377 | 263 | 73 | 41 |
280 | He's not so bad. He just invited me for lunch. | 1.4110 | 0.03595 | 326 | 221 | 76 | 29 |
281 | Sorry, buddy, this is the fe-line. The B -Line is across town. | 1.4109 | 0.03732 | 331 | 231 | 64 | 36 |
282 | Yeah, she really purrs. | 1.4108 | 0.03398 | 353 | 237 | 87 | 29 |
283 | After he drops me off, he promised to take you both out for dinner. | 1.4107 | 0.03642 | 336 | 232 | 70 | 34 |
284 | Keep your friends close and your enemies closer! | 1.4107 | 0.03618 | 336 | 231 | 72 | 33 |
285 | If you're rich, you can grab one and they won't do anything | 1.4105 | 0.03915 | 324 | 232 | 51 | 41 |
286 | It’s my new Catilac. | 1.4103 | 0.03709 | 312 | 213 | 70 | 29 |
287 | I got the video of him peeing on the bed..... | 1.4101 | 0.03904 | 317 | 225 | 54 | 38 |
288 | I don't know about you guys, but I'm smelling a nursery rhyme here! | 1.4100 | 0.03737 | 339 | 239 | 61 | 39 |
289 | You have to think outside the litterbox. | 1.4100 | 0.03618 | 339 | 234 | 71 | 34 |
290 | I learned it from Trump. If you tell enough lies, you can get anybody to do anything. | 1.4099 | 0.03808 | 322 | 226 | 60 | 36 |
291 | We're going after the farmer's wife. Care to join us? | 1.4098 | 0.03466 | 366 | 252 | 78 | 36 |
292 | You have to make him believe it was his idea... like our president. | 1.4096 | 0.03698 | 332 | 231 | 66 | 35 |
293 | If you can get the dog in here, I'll show you the turbo. | 1.4095 | 0.03603 | 359 | 252 | 67 | 40 |
294 | Ubercat | 1.4092 | 0.03628 | 325 | 222 | 73 | 30 |
295 | My other cat is a Siamese. | 1.4088 | 0.03512 | 340 | 231 | 79 | 30 |
296 | First step is to raise them on a strict vegan diet. | 1.4088 | 0.03685 | 318 | 218 | 70 | 30 |
297 | My emotional support animal. | 1.4086 | 0.03671 | 350 | 247 | 63 | 40 |
298 | Cat whisperer. | 1.4086 | 0.03511 | 350 | 240 | 77 | 33 |
299 | We are on a blind date. | 1.4080 | 0.03747 | 326 | 228 | 63 | 35 |
300 | She's a gift from my husband. | 1.4079 | 0.03918 | 304 | 214 | 56 | 34 |
301 | Sorry I'm late. She stalled in a sunbeam. | 1.4079 | 0.03946 | 304 | 215 | 54 | 35 |
302 | My other car's a Cheetah | 1.4079 | 0.03705 | 331 | 231 | 65 | 35 |
303 | Take away the distractions and this baby really purrs. | 1.4075 | 0.03621 | 319 | 217 | 74 | 28 |
304 | Purrs like a kitten. | 1.4073 | 0.03444 | 356 | 243 | 81 | 32 |
305 | Ha! And humans say you can't herd cats. | 1.4071 | 0.03543 | 339 | 232 | 76 | 31 |
306 | I know it's kinky, but she's into horseplay. | 1.4070 | 0.03554 | 344 | 237 | 74 | 33 |
307 | It’s a loaner, my mouserati is in the shop. | 1.4069 | 0.03446 | 349 | 237 | 82 | 30 |
308 | Millions of years and no one ever had the guts to throw a saddle on one of these things. | 1.4068 | 0.03623 | 322 | 220 | 73 | 29 |
309 | Have you ever seen such a sight in your life? | 1.4068 | 0.03572 | 354 | 247 | 70 | 37 |
310 | Actually, this IS my first rodeo. | 1.4066 | 0.03493 | 332 | 224 | 81 | 27 |
311 | My new ride really purrs. | 1.4065 | 0.03482 | 337 | 228 | 81 | 28 |
312 | It's my therapist's idea | 1.4062 | 0.03344 | 357 | 240 | 89 | 28 |
313 | It's a very smooth ride until he sees a dog. | 1.4061 | 0.03534 | 330 | 224 | 78 | 28 |
314 | Cool, right? Just one question: does anyone know how long catnip lasts? | 1.4059 | 0.04106 | 271 | 190 | 52 | 29 |
315 | Not to worry. She's a vegan. | 1.4054 | 0.03587 | 333 | 229 | 73 | 31 |
316 | Hey guys! Have you heard of the new ride-share service, Upurr? | 1.4050 | 0.03576 | 321 | 218 | 76 | 27 |
317 | I’d rather ride on a cat than in one. | 1.4049 | 0.03401 | 326 | 216 | 88 | 22 |
318 | It's called thinking outside the litter box. | 1.4043 | 0.03332 | 376 | 257 | 86 | 33 |
319 | 3D printer. | 1.4041 | 0.03685 | 339 | 239 | 63 | 37 |
320 | Turns out, you can just grab 'em and they let you do whatever you want. | 1.4037 | 0.03829 | 322 | 229 | 56 | 37 |
321 | Who called for an Uber? | 1.4035 | 0.03614 | 342 | 239 | 68 | 35 |
322 | He's good for fifty miles or until he eats you. | 1.4035 | 0.03622 | 347 | 244 | 66 | 37 |
323 | Just wait until you hear this baby purr! | 1.4031 | 0.03489 | 325 | 219 | 81 | 25 |
324 | And yet they have the humans completely buffaloed. | 1.4029 | 0.03519 | 345 | 238 | 75 | 32 |
325 | I'd rather you didn't pet him. He's working right now. | 1.4026 | 0.03635 | 303 | 205 | 74 | 24 |
326 | I just reminded him what happens to the ones who get too curious. | 1.4019 | 0.03733 | 321 | 225 | 63 | 33 |
327 | He's my therapy pet. | 1.4018 | 0.03717 | 326 | 229 | 63 | 34 |
328 | Cat-a-lac...all-terrain and cleans its own chassis | 1.4018 | 0.03600 | 331 | 229 | 71 | 31 |
329 | He’s quite poor at dressage, but an excellent jumper. | 1.4018 | 0.03586 | 336 | 233 | 71 | 32 |
330 | It's the 2019 Catillac. | 1.4018 | 0.03691 | 341 | 242 | 61 | 38 |
331 | I decided to get out of the rat race once and for all. | 1.4012 | 0.03666 | 329 | 230 | 66 | 33 |
332 | It’s a game of cat-and-mouse— I won. | 1.4012 | 0.03675 | 334 | 235 | 64 | 35 |
333 | Rides great but parking is impossible | 1.4012 | 0.03626 | 334 | 233 | 68 | 33 |
334 | ...but keep your enemies closer. | 1.4006 | 0.03366 | 342 | 230 | 87 | 25 |
335 | On her days off, she rides the dog. | 1.4000 | 0.03466 | 335 | 228 | 80 | 27 |
336 | Heading back to the hypnotist, need anything? | 1.4000 | 0.03219 | 380 | 257 | 94 | 29 |
337 | Ambien | 1.4000 | 0.03657 | 330 | 231 | 66 | 33 |
338 | I guess you guys must have been in the control group. | 1.4000 | 0.03642 | 335 | 235 | 66 | 34 |
339 | You ladies into bad boys? | 1.4000 | 0.03687 | 320 | 223 | 66 | 31 |
340 | It’s not quite a Jaguar, but it’s still a nice ride | 1.3994 | 0.03544 | 338 | 234 | 73 | 31 |
341 | She's fast and runs great! What do I care that the last owner disappeared? | 1.3994 | 0.03557 | 333 | 230 | 73 | 30 |
342 | I'm not exactly sure what to feed him. | 1.3994 | 0.03633 | 333 | 233 | 67 | 33 |
343 | He really thinks I'm the voice inside his head | 1.3994 | 0.03783 | 318 | 225 | 59 | 34 |
344 | When you're a star they let you do it. You can do anything... | 1.3994 | 0.03928 | 308 | 221 | 51 | 36 |
345 | Why the surprised looks? I'm Amish. | 1.3989 | 0.03449 | 351 | 242 | 78 | 31 |
346 | No thanks; we'll walk. | 1.3988 | 0.03689 | 326 | 229 | 64 | 33 |
347 | Do you like my Catillac? | 1.3988 | 0.03663 | 326 | 228 | 66 | 32 |
348 | Don't worry, my insurance covers up to nine lives. | 1.3987 | 0.03827 | 316 | 225 | 56 | 35 |
349 | This was the easy part, now I'm off to herd Congress. | 1.3981 | 0.03851 | 319 | 229 | 53 | 37 |
350 | We met on kink.com. | 1.3981 | 0.03863 | 309 | 220 | 55 | 34 |
351 | Isn't Amazon great!? | 1.3977 | 0.03691 | 352 | 254 | 56 | 42 |
352 | Just got her tuna'd up and she's purring like a kitten again | 1.3976 | 0.03624 | 337 | 237 | 66 | 34 |
353 | My other cat is a cougar. | 1.3975 | 0.03616 | 322 | 223 | 70 | 29 |
354 | I'm considering trading it in for a Jaguar. | 1.3974 | 0.03808 | 312 | 221 | 58 | 33 |
355 | So who will never amount to anything now, Janet? | 1.3971 | 0.03600 | 340 | 239 | 67 | 34 |
356 | The blinders are more for his self-esteem, to be honest. | 1.3970 | 0.03463 | 335 | 229 | 79 | 27 |
357 | Find yourselves a dog and we'll be reining cats and dogs. | 1.3964 | 0.03728 | 333 | 238 | 58 | 37 |
358 | He broke like a tabby but he rides like a calico. | 1.3960 | 0.03688 | 303 | 209 | 68 | 26 |
359 | The dealer assured me it's vegetarian. | 1.3958 | 0.03703 | 336 | 240 | 59 | 37 |
360 | Yeah, I voted for Trump. Why do you ask? | 1.3955 | 0.03678 | 359 | 261 | 54 | 44 |
361 | It is amazing what you can get away with using catnip and weed. | 1.3953 | 0.03702 | 339 | 243 | 58 | 38 |
362 | You just have to say "Kitty-up" | 1.3948 | 0.03722 | 309 | 216 | 64 | 29 |
363 | First, you have to convince him that he's a horse. Then, you have to convince him that you're a human. The rest is easy. | 1.3941 | 0.03622 | 340 | 241 | 64 | 35 |
364 | He lost a bet with the Siamese. | 1.3940 | 0.03486 | 335 | 231 | 76 | 28 |
365 | When you ride a cat, nobody knows you’re a mouse. | 1.3939 | 0.03471 | 330 | 226 | 78 | 26 |
366 | Fluffy and I will chase after the farmer’s wife, you two run up the clock. | 1.3937 | 0.03778 | 315 | 224 | 58 | 33 |
367 | It's safer than Uber | 1.3935 | 0.03740 | 310 | 218 | 62 | 30 |
368 | When you're a star, they let you do anything. | 1.3933 | 0.03801 | 300 | 211 | 60 | 29 |
369 | The hardest part was opening the tuna | 1.3932 | 0.03468 | 351 | 245 | 74 | 32 |
370 | In VR, nobody knows you're a mouse. | 1.3931 | 0.03671 | 318 | 223 | 65 | 30 |
371 | Milk, bread, cheese... anything else? | 1.3929 | 0.03579 | 336 | 236 | 68 | 32 |
372 | They let anyone adopt, they don’t even ask what you’re going use them for | 1.3926 | 0.03632 | 326 | 229 | 66 | 31 |
373 | It's the greatest invention since sliced cheese. | 1.3926 | 0.03709 | 326 | 232 | 60 | 34 |
374 | It’s amazing what they will let you do when you’re famous | 1.3925 | 0.03646 | 321 | 225 | 66 | 30 |
375 | It's important to avoid mirrors. | 1.3924 | 0.03518 | 344 | 241 | 71 | 32 |
376 | All those cat stories, "Fake News" | 1.3924 | 0.03636 | 344 | 246 | 61 | 37 |
377 | I'm planning to take them off when we get to my ex's. | 1.3920 | 0.03365 | 352 | 242 | 82 | 28 |
378 | Some guy named "Trump" said that you could get away with putting your hand on a pussy and well here I am! | 1.3920 | 0.03901 | 324 | 238 | 45 | 41 |
379 | So it turns out the cat's an idiot. | 1.3917 | 0.03643 | 337 | 240 | 62 | 35 |
380 | For such an old model she purrs like a kitten. | 1.3912 | 0.03497 | 340 | 237 | 73 | 30 |
381 | 26,578 “likes” so far | 1.3909 | 0.03544 | 353 | 251 | 66 | 36 |
382 | He went vegan last year. | 1.3909 | 0.03649 | 307 | 213 | 68 | 26 |
383 | What can I say? I'm a cat whiskerer. | 1.3902 | 0.03715 | 328 | 235 | 58 | 35 |
384 | Once I discovered he's vegan, the rest was easy. | 1.3902 | 0.03453 | 346 | 241 | 75 | 30 |
385 | Jump on, before the effects of the cat nip wear off! | 1.3899 | 0.03264 | 336 | 225 | 91 | 20 |
386 | Kitty-up" works for me | 1.3894 | 0.03353 | 357 | 247 | 81 | 29 |
387 | I always wanted a Catillac. | 1.3887 | 0.03527 | 355 | 253 | 66 | 36 |
388 | I call him "Seabiscat"... | 1.3887 | 0.03542 | 337 | 237 | 69 | 31 |
389 | Yeah, and the cat you rode in on. | 1.3887 | 0.03549 | 319 | 221 | 72 | 26 |
390 | I told you not to eat those mushrooms. | 1.3884 | 0.03385 | 345 | 238 | 80 | 27 |
391 | It's a rental | 1.3883 | 0.03630 | 309 | 215 | 68 | 26 |
392 | What do you think of the new Catillac? | 1.3882 | 0.03731 | 304 | 214 | 62 | 28 |
393 | It’s the dismount that’s concerning. | 1.3880 | 0.03624 | 299 | 206 | 70 | 23 |
394 | The only thing I worry about is the president grabbing it. | 1.3878 | 0.03733 | 343 | 251 | 51 | 41 |
395 | This baby really purrs! | 1.3871 | 0.03486 | 341 | 239 | 72 | 30 |
396 | He promised me a ride if I would make him a meal. | 1.3871 | 0.03649 | 310 | 217 | 66 | 27 |
397 | Some idiot told him they let you do anything when you're a star - and he went out and grabbed himself a pussy... | 1.3870 | 0.03729 | 323 | 232 | 57 | 34 |
398 | I can't believe no one has tried this before | 1.3868 | 0.03476 | 349 | 246 | 71 | 32 |
399 | Say what you want, but it's safer than Uber. | 1.3863 | 0.03432 | 365 | 259 | 71 | 35 |
400 | Who knew cats were so bad at poker? | 1.3863 | 0.03559 | 321 | 224 | 70 | 27 |
401 | It gets me from point A to point B, but when my lease is up I'm getting a Jaguar! | 1.3863 | 0.03640 | 321 | 227 | 64 | 30 |
402 | I'm heading to the dog park. | 1.3861 | 0.03399 | 360 | 253 | 75 | 32 |
403 | He behaves as long as I speak with a dog's accent. | 1.3854 | 0.03752 | 314 | 225 | 57 | 32 |
404 | What he can't see won't feed him. | 1.3853 | 0.03565 | 327 | 230 | 68 | 29 |
405 | It'll make herding them so much easier. | 1.3853 | 0.03538 | 327 | 229 | 70 | 28 |
406 | Check out my Catallac | 1.3853 | 0.03541 | 340 | 241 | 67 | 32 |
407 | He identifies as a race horse. | 1.3852 | 0.03403 | 366 | 259 | 73 | 34 |
408 | Now this is what I call house broken. | 1.3851 | 0.03577 | 322 | 226 | 68 | 28 |
409 | Who says you can’t herd cats? | 1.3851 | 0.03550 | 322 | 225 | 70 | 27 |
410 | I am the cat whisperer. | 1.3851 | 0.03361 | 348 | 241 | 80 | 27 |
411 | I’m off to accept my Nobel Peace Prize. | 1.3848 | 0.03566 | 343 | 245 | 64 | 34 |
412 | It's virtual reality. He thinks he stalking a mouse. | 1.3848 | 0.03445 | 343 | 240 | 74 | 29 |
413 | He’s been fixed more ways then you can imagine. | 1.3846 | 0.03684 | 325 | 233 | 59 | 33 |
414 | She’s my emotional service predator. | 1.3846 | 0.03896 | 286 | 204 | 54 | 28 |
415 | It wasn’t easy but he’s now fully mouse trained | 1.3844 | 0.03669 | 333 | 240 | 58 | 35 |
416 | Adding cannabis to the catnip was all it took. | 1.3842 | 0.03508 | 354 | 253 | 66 | 35 |
417 | Heading over to PetCo ... want anything? | 1.3838 | 0.03883 | 284 | 202 | 55 | 27 |
418 | Scientists reveal most common theme in mice dreams | 1.3837 | 0.03336 | 344 | 237 | 82 | 25 |
419 | I bought a can opener. | 1.3836 | 0.03887 | 305 | 222 | 49 | 34 |
420 | As long as he doesn't roll over, it's perfectly safe. | 1.3835 | 0.03308 | 352 | 243 | 83 | 26 |
421 | The real trick is knowing when she’s going to roll over on her back! | 1.3835 | 0.03396 | 339 | 235 | 78 | 26 |
422 | A trap? How could it be a trap? | 1.3833 | 0.03341 | 347 | 240 | 81 | 26 |
423 | Our therapist said role change might ease the tension." | 1.3832 | 0.03560 | 334 | 237 | 66 | 31 |
424 | As you can see, he's a Trump supporter. | 1.3830 | 0.03620 | 342 | 247 | 59 | 36 |
425 | Tell mom not to wait up. | 1.3827 | 0.03612 | 324 | 230 | 64 | 30 |
426 | It only works right after he comes back from the vet. | 1.3826 | 0.03428 | 345 | 242 | 74 | 29 |
427 | It's a self-driving cat. What could go wrong? | 1.3824 | 0.03680 | 319 | 228 | 60 | 31 |
428 | The trick is to use alternative facts. | 1.3824 | 0.03707 | 306 | 217 | 61 | 28 |
429 | And when you get her above 60... Wow! You oughta hear her purr! | 1.3822 | 0.03694 | 314 | 224 | 60 | 30 |
430 | I'm safe until I dismount | 1.3821 | 0.03601 | 301 | 209 | 69 | 23 |
431 | When you’re famous, they just let you grab ‘em by the pussy. | 1.3819 | 0.03635 | 343 | 249 | 57 | 37 |
432 | He says the blinders give him 'plausible deniability.' | 1.3816 | 0.03782 | 304 | 218 | 56 | 30 |
433 | It's a conservative cat -- it was already into wearing the blinders. | 1.3814 | 0.03715 | 333 | 243 | 53 | 37 |
434 | He is a vegan from California | 1.3805 | 0.03665 | 339 | 247 | 55 | 37 |
435 | I haven't finished reading the manual, but the salesman said fuel wouldn't be a problem. | 1.3805 | 0.03519 | 339 | 241 | 67 | 31 |
436 | You control the cat, you control the house. | 1.3804 | 0.03567 | 326 | 231 | 66 | 29 |
437 | Once they're broken, they're total pussies. | 1.3803 | 0.03451 | 355 | 253 | 69 | 33 |
438 | Do you by any chance know where the closest litter box is? | 1.3802 | 0.03506 | 334 | 236 | 69 | 29 |
439 | Demouseticated Cat | 1.3802 | 0.03617 | 313 | 221 | 65 | 27 |
440 | The blinders are just ornamental. It's the LSD that makes this work. | 1.3801 | 0.03593 | 342 | 247 | 60 | 35 |
441 | The dog had fleas | 1.3799 | 0.03491 | 329 | 231 | 71 | 27 |
442 | To London, of course, to see the queen. | 1.3799 | 0.03647 | 329 | 237 | 59 | 33 |
443 | I got the idea from the way Mitch McConnell run s the Senate. | 1.3797 | 0.03756 | 316 | 229 | 54 | 33 |
444 | Herding them is the hard part. | 1.3794 | 0.03689 | 311 | 222 | 60 | 29 |
445 | Finally, a truly domesticated cat! | 1.3794 | 0.03717 | 311 | 223 | 58 | 30 |
446 | Yes, this is my first rodeo. Why? | 1.3794 | 0.03385 | 340 | 237 | 77 | 26 |
447 | My therapist recommended it before she disappeared. | 1.3793 | 0.03622 | 319 | 227 | 63 | 29 |
448 | Got the basic idea from a Fox News story about Trump and the Republican Party | 1.3791 | 0.03647 | 335 | 243 | 57 | 35 |
449 | It's zippy but the emissions are terrible. | 1.3791 | 0.03340 | 335 | 231 | 81 | 23 |
450 | I love herding cats. | 1.3790 | 0.03488 | 343 | 244 | 68 | 31 |
451 | Once he stopped focusing on the obvious,we were good to go. | 1.3787 | 0.03424 | 338 | 237 | 74 | 27 |
452 | She wanted to atone for millenia of feline aggression. I wanted a ride. It's worked out for both of us. | 1.3787 | 0.03424 | 338 | 237 | 74 | 27 |
453 | But the dismount is problematic. | 1.3785 | 0.03382 | 325 | 224 | 79 | 22 |
454 | The hard part was getting her to believe she’s still in charge. | 1.3784 | 0.03433 | 333 | 233 | 74 | 26 |
455 | He rides fine, but I am a little worried about feeding time. | 1.3784 | 0.03460 | 333 | 234 | 72 | 27 |
456 | More often dressage, but steeplechase if he sees a good snack opportunity. | 1.3780 | 0.03385 | 336 | 234 | 77 | 25 |
457 | She really purrs like a kitten. | 1.3780 | 0.03489 | 336 | 238 | 69 | 29 |
458 | Three words, cognitive behavioral therapy.. | 1.3777 | 0.03367 | 323 | 222 | 80 | 21 |
459 | Hey. It's carbon-free, sustainable transportation. What could go wrong? | 1.3775 | 0.03378 | 355 | 251 | 74 | 30 |
460 | Wait till the farmer's wife gets a load of ME! | 1.3773 | 0.03457 | 326 | 228 | 73 | 25 |
461 | It’s the next best thing to a Jaguar. | 1.3773 | 0.03402 | 326 | 226 | 77 | 23 |
462 | 36 month lease, no money down and a full 9 lives warranty, how could I pass it up" ? | 1.3770 | 0.03725 | 313 | 226 | 56 | 31 |
463 | 'Fluffy says that your turn is next--right after lunch." | 1.3769 | 0.03567 | 329 | 235 | 64 | 30 |
464 | And he thinks it's his idea! | 1.3761 | 0.03608 | 327 | 235 | 61 | 31 |
465 | How's this for karma? | 1.3761 | 0.03534 | 343 | 247 | 63 | 33 |
466 | Look what the cat dragged in. | 1.3758 | 0.03587 | 298 | 208 | 68 | 22 |
467 | Wow, can't believe Jerry made Tom his bitch | 1.3758 | 0.03850 | 314 | 232 | 46 | 36 |
468 | Take my picture. Let's see how PETA comes down on this one. | 1.3758 | 0.03621 | 322 | 231 | 61 | 30 |
469 | Turns out the humans already domesticated them | 1.3757 | 0.03260 | 362 | 253 | 82 | 27 |
470 | Told you if I got elected, I would reach across the aisle." | 1.3754 | 0.03543 | 325 | 231 | 66 | 28 |
471 | Vegans, gotta love 'em. | 1.3754 | 0.03432 | 357 | 256 | 68 | 33 |
472 | Look fellas, I’m just sayin’: Be the change you want to see in the world. | 1.3753 | 0.03146 | 381 | 265 | 89 | 27 |
473 | It's really the quickest way up the clock. | 1.3750 | 0.03546 | 328 | 234 | 65 | 29 |
474 | It's great until you have to get off | 1.3747 | 0.03322 | 363 | 257 | 76 | 30 |
475 | He's my service animal, Muriel. | 1.3746 | 0.03526 | 347 | 251 | 62 | 34 |
476 | Hey you two, meet Schrödinger's cat. Poor guy is a little confused. | 1.3746 | 0.03804 | 307 | 224 | 51 | 32 |
477 | All I had to do was promise to build a wall to keep the dogs out. | 1.3743 | 0.03416 | 342 | 242 | 72 | 28 |
478 | And they said nobody really owns a cat. | 1.3743 | 0.03474 | 334 | 237 | 69 | 28 |
479 | It worked for the GOP. | 1.3742 | 0.03889 | 318 | 238 | 41 | 39 |
480 | You must be Cubby & Annette ; I'm your Uber driver. | 1.3742 | 0.03635 | 310 | 221 | 62 | 27 |
481 | One blind cat. Let's see how he runs. | 1.3742 | 0.03644 | 302 | 214 | 63 | 25 |
482 | And then I thought to myself - you’re either part of the solution, or you’re part of the problem. | 1.3739 | 0.03468 | 345 | 247 | 67 | 31 |
483 | Remember guys, he starts to look round, bark like crazy! | 1.3735 | 0.03529 | 340 | 245 | 63 | 32 |
484 | He lost big in our poker game. | 1.3735 | 0.03565 | 332 | 239 | 62 | 31 |
485 | Look who’s blind now. | 1.3735 | 0.03514 | 332 | 237 | 66 | 29 |
486 | I don't know how the saddle stays on either. | 1.3730 | 0.03361 | 319 | 220 | 79 | 20 |
487 | I see Troy has found a new rider. What happened to that last guy? | 1.3729 | 0.03373 | 362 | 259 | 71 | 32 |
488 | Once the catnip wears off we're doomed! | 1.3729 | 0.03519 | 354 | 258 | 60 | 36 |
489 | Anybody order an uber? | 1.3728 | 0.03593 | 338 | 246 | 58 | 34 |
490 | Now we take on the dog. Are you with me? | 1.3727 | 0.03580 | 330 | 238 | 61 | 31 |
491 | “A bet is a bet--I hypnotize the cat, you guys get the cheese out of the trap.” | 1.3727 | 0.03564 | 322 | 230 | 64 | 28 |
492 | Yeah, you should hear her purr. | 1.3725 | 0.03289 | 357 | 251 | 79 | 27 |
493 | You play your cat-and-mouse games, I'll play mine. | 1.3724 | 0.03421 | 341 | 242 | 71 | 28 |
494 | I've always wanted to drive a Catty. | 1.3723 | 0.03486 | 325 | 230 | 69 | 26 |
495 | I asked for a rat, but they offered a free upgrade. | 1.3722 | 0.03462 | 317 | 222 | 72 | 23 |
496 | Hey look! I found one with identity issues. | 1.3722 | 0.03316 | 360 | 255 | 76 | 29 |
497 | We won by a whisker! | 1.3721 | 0.03681 | 301 | 215 | 60 | 26 |
498 | Convince 'em you're a rich celebrity, and you can do anything you want. | 1.3720 | 0.03558 | 336 | 243 | 61 | 32 |
499 | I fed him fake news and now he's mine. | 1.3718 | 0.03756 | 312 | 228 | 52 | 32 |
500 | I get about 20 miles per gallon of milk | 1.3718 | 0.03427 | 347 | 248 | 69 | 30 |
501 | He's giving free one-way rides. | 1.3714 | 0.03454 | 350 | 252 | 66 | 32 |
502 | He can’t eat what he can’t see. | 1.3713 | 0.03496 | 334 | 239 | 66 | 29 |
503 | Just grab 'em by the pussy! | 1.3711 | 0.03937 | 318 | 241 | 36 | 41 |
504 | I say one blind cat is better than three blind mice. | 1.3710 | 0.03316 | 345 | 242 | 78 | 25 |
505 | Don't look so surprised. You just never know what'll show up when you call for an Uber. | 1.3709 | 0.03448 | 337 | 240 | 69 | 28 |
506 | Trust me, it's okay. He's really just a big pussy cat. | 1.3707 | 0.03459 | 321 | 226 | 71 | 24 |
507 | We met on ancestry.com. | 1.3707 | 0.03650 | 321 | 233 | 57 | 31 |
508 | I'm a cat whisperer. | 1.3707 | 0.03194 | 348 | 240 | 87 | 21 |
509 | I know what you're thinking... If I were more risk-averse I'd wear a helmet! | 1.3706 | 0.03520 | 313 | 221 | 68 | 24 |
510 | One day I asked myself: "If Republicans can ride blue collar workers to the White House, why can't I ride a cat to the cheese shop?" | 1.3706 | 0.03578 | 313 | 223 | 64 | 26 |
511 | He's Cheshire. That's why I'm riding English. | 1.3706 | 0.03451 | 340 | 243 | 68 | 29 |
512 | As long as he keeps thinking we're auditioning for a western, I'm safe. | 1.3703 | 0.03467 | 316 | 222 | 71 | 23 |
513 | Apparently they'll do anything for a belly rub. | 1.3701 | 0.03357 | 335 | 235 | 76 | 24 |
514 | We’re gonna take another run at the farmer’s wife. | 1.3701 | 0.03564 | 335 | 243 | 60 | 32 |
515 | As long as the sardines last, yes. | 1.3701 | 0.03357 | 335 | 235 | 76 | 24 |
516 | And you should check under the hood! She just purrs! | 1.3697 | 0.03403 | 357 | 257 | 68 | 32 |
517 | I'll be back for you later when we need fuel. | 1.3697 | 0.03728 | 330 | 245 | 48 | 37 |
518 | How do you like my new Catillac? | 1.3696 | 0.03313 | 349 | 246 | 77 | 26 |
519 | I just kick and say kitty up | 1.3696 | 0.03313 | 349 | 246 | 77 | 26 |
520 | And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can anything... | 1.3695 | 0.03614 | 341 | 251 | 54 | 36 |
521 | The maintenance is high, but it's worth it for the looks I get. | 1.3694 | 0.03363 | 314 | 217 | 78 | 19 |
522 | ...but on the other hand, I had that motorcycle when I was his age. | 1.3694 | 0.03502 | 333 | 239 | 65 | 29 |
523 | You just look him in the eye and say, "Woof!" | 1.3693 | 0.03837 | 287 | 208 | 52 | 27 |
524 | So then I thought, why not? | 1.3692 | 0.03482 | 325 | 231 | 68 | 26 |
525 | My proposed entries for this week's New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest: "I hypnotized him. So for God's sake, nobody snap your fingers!" | 1.3692 | 0.03917 | 279 | 203 | 49 | 27 |
526 | No problem, she is a vegetarian. | 1.3690 | 0.03453 | 336 | 240 | 68 | 28 |
527 | You have to grab them by the pussy. | 1.3690 | 0.03604 | 336 | 246 | 56 | 34 |
528 | It really is like herding cats. | 1.3690 | 0.03479 | 336 | 241 | 66 | 29 |
529 | She thinks it's her idea. | 1.3690 | 0.03249 | 355 | 249 | 81 | 25 |
530 | Can we keeep it? | 1.3687 | 0.03395 | 358 | 258 | 68 | 32 |
531 | Don’t worry! He’s a vegetarian. | 1.3686 | 0.03526 | 312 | 221 | 67 | 24 |
532 | Yes, a sports cat may be dangerous but you can’t beat the wind in your fur. | 1.3684 | 0.03333 | 342 | 241 | 76 | 25 |
533 | After this lets go milk the dog. | 1.3684 | 0.03684 | 323 | 237 | 53 | 33 |
534 | Great mileage. But I get nervous when he says he needs to stop and 're-fuel'. | 1.3684 | 0.03435 | 342 | 245 | 68 | 29 |
535 | He gave me one wish before he eats me! | 1.3681 | 0.03510 | 345 | 251 | 61 | 33 |
536 | We're going to herd cats | 1.3680 | 0.03290 | 356 | 252 | 77 | 27 |
537 | All that chasing... he was really just begging to be trained. | 1.3680 | 0.03393 | 337 | 239 | 72 | 26 |
538 | He’s cool with it as long as I don’t run out of tuna. | 1.3676 | 0.03397 | 340 | 242 | 71 | 27 |
539 | With enough catnip - anything is possible. | 1.3674 | 0.03545 | 313 | 223 | 65 | 25 |
540 | Is this Mouse Heaven or Cat Hell? | 1.3673 | 0.03648 | 324 | 237 | 55 | 32 |
541 | With blinders, anything is possible in a democracy. | 1.3671 | 0.03716 | 316 | 232 | 52 | 32 |
542 | Grab your own pussy. | 1.3670 | 0.03623 | 327 | 239 | 56 | 32 |
543 | Cat told me he was taking me out to dinner. Care to join us? | 1.3670 | 0.03465 | 327 | 233 | 68 | 26 |
544 | No fear, he's vegan. | 1.3670 | 0.03437 | 327 | 232 | 70 | 25 |
545 | He knocked a piece of cheese off a trap last night and now he thinks he’s invincible. | 1.3667 | 0.03469 | 330 | 236 | 67 | 27 |
546 | It's on my bucket list! | 1.3664 | 0.03290 | 363 | 259 | 75 | 29 |
547 | Can't wait until the cat lovers see this on YouTube | 1.3663 | 0.03467 | 344 | 249 | 64 | 31 |
548 | This is much easier than catching the Greyhound. | 1.3661 | 0.03476 | 336 | 242 | 65 | 29 |
549 | This is the easy part. Getting off, however, has its risks. | 1.3659 | 0.03483 | 328 | 235 | 66 | 27 |
550 | It's nice to be the 1%. | 1.3659 | 0.03509 | 328 | 236 | 64 | 28 |
551 | Just say it's fake mews. | 1.3658 | 0.03907 | 298 | 222 | 43 | 33 |
552 | Turns out, we completely misjudged his intentions. | 1.3655 | 0.03278 | 342 | 240 | 79 | 23 |
553 | See, herding them isn't as hard as they say. | 1.3654 | 0.03279 | 312 | 214 | 82 | 16 |
554 | Who's the "Big Cheese" now? | 1.3653 | 0.03575 | 323 | 234 | 60 | 29 |
555 | Don't worry—he's vegetarian. | 1.3653 | 0.03520 | 323 | 232 | 64 | 27 |
556 | What makes you think it’s a trap? | 1.3652 | 0.03428 | 356 | 259 | 64 | 33 |
557 | This baby purrs like a, well, you know. | 1.3650 | 0.03390 | 337 | 240 | 71 | 26 |
558 | She's a vegan from Santa Monica. | 1.3650 | 0.03543 | 337 | 246 | 59 | 32 |
559 | It's fine, I have Cat-astrophic insurance. | 1.3648 | 0.03591 | 307 | 220 | 62 | 25 |
560 | Like my new Catillac? | 1.3647 | 0.03343 | 340 | 241 | 74 | 25 |
561 | Nothing to it. He’s a republican. | 1.3647 | 0.03781 | 340 | 259 | 38 | 43 |
562 | He's still transitioning. | 1.3647 | 0.03392 | 351 | 253 | 68 | 30 |
563 | Look, Secretaricat! | 1.3644 | 0.03418 | 354 | 257 | 65 | 32 |
564 | Not exactly what I thought Uber would send but oh well. | 1.3642 | 0.03655 | 313 | 228 | 56 | 29 |
565 | I just finished reading "The Power of Positive Thinking." | 1.3642 | 0.03377 | 335 | 238 | 72 | 25 |
566 | It’s just a metaphor. | 1.3642 | 0.03429 | 335 | 240 | 68 | 27 |
567 | The blinders made it receptive to alternative facts. | 1.3639 | 0.03509 | 338 | 246 | 61 | 31 |
568 | If a cow can jump over the moon, I figured anything was possible. | 1.3636 | 0.03461 | 341 | 247 | 64 | 30 |
569 | It's the newest model, the engine just purrs. | 1.3634 | 0.03521 | 333 | 242 | 61 | 30 |
570 | I got a 10% reduction on my insurance rates just by adding the blinders. | 1.3634 | 0.03357 | 322 | 226 | 75 | 21 |
571 | He’s Uber. What could go wrong? | 1.3633 | 0.03614 | 311 | 225 | 59 | 27 |
572 | It's really cool, that is until the catnip wears off. | 1.3631 | 0.03199 | 358 | 252 | 82 | 24 |
573 | We're off to herd cats. | 1.3630 | 0.03652 | 303 | 219 | 58 | 26 |
574 | Boys, I've successfully manipulated the food chain. | 1.3628 | 0.03399 | 339 | 243 | 69 | 27 |
575 | This can’t possibly end well. | 1.3628 | 0.03450 | 339 | 245 | 65 | 29 |
576 | Now this is how you herd cats. | 1.3628 | 0.03506 | 328 | 237 | 63 | 28 |
577 | My other ride is a Chihuahua. | 1.3625 | 0.03456 | 320 | 228 | 68 | 24 |
578 | Cowards. You’re all for revolution until it’s time for action. | 1.3624 | 0.03331 | 356 | 256 | 71 | 29 |
579 | Ironic, isn't it? | 1.3623 | 0.03229 | 345 | 242 | 81 | 22 |
580 | If you’re rich enough, you can just grab one any time you want! | 1.3622 | 0.03447 | 381 | 285 | 54 | 42 |
581 | We thought role-playing might help our relationship? | 1.3621 | 0.03451 | 301 | 211 | 71 | 19 |
582 | When you are a star, you can just grab one! | 1.3621 | 0.03529 | 348 | 257 | 56 | 35 |
583 | It's called domestication. | 1.3620 | 0.03564 | 337 | 248 | 56 | 33 |
584 | Trust me! Put fifty on Fluffy in the 4th at Belmont! | 1.3620 | 0.03383 | 326 | 231 | 72 | 23 |
585 | He lost a bet. | 1.3617 | 0.03416 | 329 | 235 | 69 | 25 |
586 | She's very reliable, but spooks easily at the sound of electric can openers! | 1.3617 | 0.03549 | 329 | 240 | 59 | 30 |
587 | It was on his bucket list. | 1.3616 | 0.03324 | 318 | 222 | 77 | 19 |
588 | It's perfectly safe- she thinks she's a horse | 1.3615 | 0.03318 | 343 | 244 | 74 | 25 |
589 | I really wanted the Siamese, but all I could afford was the Calico..... | 1.3612 | 0.03182 | 335 | 232 | 85 | 18 |
590 | One of you stand behind the finish line, the other make sure the laser pointer is at the ready. | 1.3610 | 0.03401 | 349 | 253 | 66 | 30 |
591 | The revolution is complete. | 1.3609 | 0.03457 | 327 | 235 | 66 | 26 |
592 | I'm off to go herd cats. | 1.3608 | 0.03521 | 352 | 261 | 55 | 36 |
593 | I told him there's a caravan of dogs coming and only I could save him. | 1.3608 | 0.03451 | 352 | 258 | 61 | 33 |
594 | Sometimes grabbing the pussy puts you on top. | 1.3608 | 0.03708 | 316 | 234 | 50 | 32 |
595 | Dismounting can be tricky. | 1.3606 | 0.03270 | 330 | 231 | 79 | 20 |
596 | Out of sight, out of mind. | 1.3606 | 0.03514 | 330 | 240 | 61 | 29 |
597 | I found that you just have to keep him focused on something other than the fact that he's a cat and I'm a mouse. | 1.3606 | 0.03540 | 330 | 241 | 59 | 30 |
598 | Don’t worry, this one says he’s a vegan! | 1.3606 | 0.03514 | 330 | 240 | 61 | 29 |
599 | I spiked the catnip. | 1.3605 | 0.03336 | 344 | 246 | 72 | 26 |
600 | I'm telling you, pet that spot on their back on you own them! | 1.3604 | 0.03359 | 333 | 237 | 72 | 24 |
601 | All I had to do was take a thorn out of his paw, and now he's mine! | 1.3603 | 0.03268 | 358 | 256 | 75 | 27 |
602 | Genes are not destiny. | 1.3602 | 0.03549 | 322 | 234 | 60 | 28 |
603 | It's a new service - much like Lyft and Uber. It's called Caxi. | 1.3601 | 0.03519 | 336 | 246 | 59 | 31 |
604 | Once you herd them, everything else is easy. | 1.3601 | 0.03456 | 361 | 267 | 58 | 36 |
605 | You can go a long way with a little bit of catnip | 1.3599 | 0.03470 | 314 | 224 | 67 | 23 |
606 | It's my life and my decision whether or not to wear a helmet. | 1.3595 | 0.03479 | 331 | 240 | 63 | 28 |
607 | They really just want discipline. | 1.3593 | 0.03188 | 359 | 254 | 81 | 24 |
608 | We figured we could get more views on YouTube if we joined forces. | 1.3591 | 0.03660 | 298 | 216 | 57 | 25 |
609 | Seriously...he has no idea. | 1.3591 | 0.03629 | 298 | 215 | 59 | 24 |
610 | I call it, "Tom and Jerrymandering." | 1.3591 | 0.03691 | 298 | 217 | 55 | 26 |
611 | quick, youtube it! | 1.3590 | 0.03263 | 351 | 250 | 76 | 25 |
612 | He's my emotional support animal AND a means of conveyance. | 1.3589 | 0.03570 | 326 | 239 | 57 | 30 |
613 | What he can't see, he can't eat. | 1.3588 | 0.03309 | 340 | 242 | 74 | 24 |
614 | Looks like Jimmy is taking his new Catillac out for a spin | 1.3587 | 0.03520 | 329 | 240 | 60 | 29 |
615 | I'm pretty sure you guys are in the placebo group | 1.3586 | 0.03416 | 343 | 249 | 65 | 29 |
616 | Let's ride the dog next. | 1.3584 | 0.03496 | 332 | 242 | 61 | 29 |
617 | They're easy to herd at an individual level | 1.3584 | 0.03345 | 346 | 249 | 70 | 27 |
618 | It's a much smoother ride than the dog | 1.3584 | 0.03217 | 346 | 244 | 80 | 22 |
619 | I've gotten him to ignore seven commands so far! | 1.3583 | 0.03609 | 321 | 236 | 55 | 30 |
620 | It was a bet and I won. | 1.3581 | 0.03528 | 310 | 223 | 63 | 24 |
621 | Guys, relax. This one’s never going to see how we run. | 1.3580 | 0.03400 | 338 | 244 | 67 | 27 |
622 | I used the Uber promo code. | 1.3580 | 0.03472 | 352 | 260 | 58 | 34 |
623 | You see, it pays to reach across the aisle. | 1.3578 | 0.03481 | 327 | 237 | 63 | 27 |
624 | I told him I'm Mighty Mouse and he thinks we are off to save the day | 1.3578 | 0.03404 | 341 | 247 | 66 | 28 |
625 | He's still afraid of the water jump. | 1.3577 | 0.03380 | 355 | 259 | 65 | 31 |
626 | Our mistake was trying to herd 'em! | 1.3576 | 0.03458 | 330 | 239 | 64 | 27 |
627 | We’ve found a way to beat the rat race. | 1.3576 | 0.03294 | 330 | 233 | 76 | 21 |
628 | And then it hit me ... what if it was the cat that couldn’t see ... | 1.3576 | 0.03484 | 330 | 240 | 62 | 28 |
629 | You should see my wife's cat. It's a Tesla! | 1.3574 | 0.03409 | 333 | 240 | 67 | 26 |
630 | He used to live in the White House, got out and applied for sanctuary, and will do anything to avoid being sent back. | 1.3571 | 0.03600 | 322 | 237 | 55 | 30 |
631 | He's taking me to Fancy Feast for dinner. | 1.3571 | 0.03121 | 378 | 269 | 83 | 26 |
632 | The only thing that stops a bad guy with a cat is a good guy with a cat. | 1.3571 | 0.03513 | 308 | 221 | 64 | 23 |
633 | If you can't beat them, domesticate them. | 1.3569 | 0.03272 | 353 | 253 | 74 | 26 |
634 | We're off to the dog and pony show. | 1.3565 | 0.03375 | 359 | 263 | 64 | 32 |
635 | It's definitely a metaphor for something. | 1.3565 | 0.03209 | 359 | 256 | 78 | 25 |
636 | What he doesn't see can't hurt me | 1.3563 | 0.03279 | 348 | 249 | 74 | 25 |
637 | The audacity of hope. | 1.3562 | 0.03505 | 320 | 232 | 62 | 26 |
638 | Oh don’t worry about me, he’s a vegetarian!” | 1.3562 | 0.03498 | 306 | 219 | 65 | 22 |
639 | Just wait till you hear this kitty purr. | 1.3560 | 0.03340 | 323 | 229 | 73 | 21 |
640 | It's amazing, you just scream "Lock Her UP" and stoke their fears and they will blindly go against their own best interests to serve your power. | 1.3558 | 0.03513 | 326 | 238 | 60 | 28 |
641 | I'm not wearing a helmet because a concussion is only the second worst case scenario" | 1.3556 | 0.03489 | 329 | 240 | 61 | 28 |
642 | Yeah, I worry more about dogs now. | 1.3556 | 0.03381 | 329 | 236 | 69 | 24 |
643 | Domestic breeds are rated safer and more economical than the imports. | 1.3555 | 0.03240 | 346 | 246 | 77 | 23 |
644 | Turns out herding cats is easy. | 1.3553 | 0.03547 | 318 | 232 | 59 | 27 |
645 | I’ve gotta go. My tabby’s here. | 1.3553 | 0.03462 | 318 | 229 | 65 | 24 |
646 | He signed up with Uber to earn a little extra cheese. | 1.3553 | 0.03370 | 349 | 254 | 66 | 29 |
647 | Don't worry - she wants to go vegan. | 1.3550 | 0.03344 | 338 | 243 | 70 | 25 |
648 | I know, I know, he's a Leo and I'm a Taurus but we make it work. | 1.3550 | 0.03344 | 338 | 243 | 70 | 25 |
649 | Look at the asshole on that cat. | 1.3549 | 0.03515 | 355 | 266 | 52 | 37 |
650 | I found incriminating pictures on the internet! | 1.3548 | 0.03434 | 310 | 221 | 68 | 21 |
651 | I'm ok as long as I don't squeak. | 1.3546 | 0.03500 | 313 | 226 | 63 | 24 |
652 | He says one more ride, then it's lunchtime. | 1.3544 | 0.03618 | 316 | 233 | 54 | 29 |
653 | Riding is the easy part. It's putting on the harness that's tricky. | 1.3544 | 0.03268 | 316 | 221 | 78 | 17 |
654 | I know it’s dangerous but you have to admit, it looks badass to ride one | 1.3540 | 0.03402 | 322 | 231 | 68 | 23 |
655 | We're off to make a cute cat video on Youtube. | 1.3540 | 0.03257 | 339 | 241 | 76 | 22 |
656 | And this, my friends, is the Art of the Deal. | 1.3539 | 0.03297 | 356 | 258 | 70 | 28 |
657 | This is how I'll win the rat race. | 1.3538 | 0.03367 | 342 | 248 | 67 | 27 |
658 | The all new 2019 Catillac | 1.3537 | 0.03687 | 311 | 231 | 50 | 30 |
659 | key is to remain downwind | 1.3536 | 0.03191 | 345 | 244 | 80 | 21 |
660 | Just set your Uber settings to “vegan” and you’ll be fine. | 1.3536 | 0.03518 | 345 | 257 | 54 | 34 |
661 | Now we disarm the traps. | 1.3535 | 0.03364 | 331 | 238 | 69 | 24 |
662 | I've got to see a man about a horse. | 1.3534 | 0.03198 | 348 | 247 | 79 | 22 |
663 | Long story short, I convinced him to go vegan. | 1.3533 | 0.03234 | 334 | 236 | 78 | 20 |
664 | Well look what the cat dragged in | 1.3533 | 0.03426 | 351 | 259 | 60 | 32 |
665 | The immediate problem is what do I feed him. | 1.3531 | 0.03242 | 337 | 239 | 77 | 21 |
666 | We're going on a cheese run. Any requests? | 1.3531 | 0.03309 | 354 | 257 | 69 | 28 |
667 | This is easy. It’s the mounting and dismounting that’s scary. | 1.3529 | 0.03365 | 323 | 231 | 70 | 22 |
668 | He told me to just sit on his back and he’d take me to a huge amount of cheese. | 1.3529 | 0.03407 | 357 | 264 | 60 | 33 |
669 | I suppose I'm putting the cat before the horse | 1.3528 | 0.03384 | 343 | 250 | 65 | 28 |
670 | First, The Cats, then The Cheese, then...The World. | 1.3528 | 0.03559 | 309 | 225 | 59 | 25 |
671 | It's my new Attorney General ! | 1.3526 | 0.03459 | 329 | 240 | 62 | 27 |
672 | It's like the Republican idea of bipartisanship. | 1.3526 | 0.03616 | 329 | 246 | 50 | 33 |
673 | He asked that foreign hairdresser to put a little mousse on his back." | 1.3524 | 0.03510 | 349 | 261 | 53 | 35 |
674 | I took a thorn out of its foot. | 1.3524 | 0.03541 | 332 | 246 | 55 | 31 |
675 | What, cat got your tongue? | 1.3524 | 0.03596 | 315 | 232 | 55 | 28 |
676 | Guess what? You CAN teach an old cat new tricks. | 1.3524 | 0.03481 | 315 | 228 | 63 | 24 |
677 | Wish me luck, I am off to win the rat race | 1.3524 | 0.03568 | 315 | 231 | 57 | 27 |
678 | I control the catnip.... | 1.3522 | 0.03458 | 318 | 230 | 64 | 24 |
679 | He is not happy about losing that bet | 1.3520 | 0.03154 | 375 | 270 | 78 | 27 |
680 | Catnip is a hell of a drug. | 1.3518 | 0.03309 | 361 | 264 | 67 | 30 |
681 | What's wrong? Cat got your tongues? | 1.3517 | 0.03350 | 344 | 250 | 67 | 27 |
682 | That old saying about herding cats—it’s so not true. | 1.3517 | 0.03363 | 327 | 235 | 69 | 23 |
683 | Anyone wanna try? The catnip will wear off soon. | 1.3515 | 0.03396 | 330 | 239 | 66 | 25 |
684 | I was going to train a dog, but I decided to challenge myself. | 1.3514 | 0.03541 | 296 | 213 | 62 | 21 |
685 | It took me a while to get him mouse broken. The blinkers helped. | 1.3514 | 0.03454 | 333 | 244 | 61 | 28 |
686 | The hardest part was finding a cat that thought he was a horse | 1.3507 | 0.03240 | 345 | 247 | 75 | 23 |
687 | I told him I was heir to the catnip fortune | 1.3507 | 0.03392 | 345 | 253 | 63 | 29 |
688 | You have no idea how much you can learn about cats on YouTube. | 1.3505 | 0.03278 | 331 | 236 | 74 | 21 |
689 | Emissions? Kinda fishy... | 1.3503 | 0.03339 | 334 | 241 | 69 | 24 |
690 | If you raise them from a kitten, anything is possible! | 1.3503 | 0.03232 | 354 | 255 | 74 | 25 |
691 | Well as you can see, he was no good at catching mice | 1.3500 | 0.03350 | 340 | 247 | 67 | 26 |
692 | Getting on and off is the tricky bit. | 1.3498 | 0.03303 | 323 | 230 | 73 | 20 |
693 | Once I got him on catnip, the rest was easy. | 1.3498 | 0.03332 | 323 | 231 | 71 | 21 |
694 | Cats were our best friends before fake news. | 1.3498 | 0.03555 | 323 | 239 | 55 | 29 |
695 | When you stop believing stereotypes anything is possible... | 1.3498 | 0.03581 | 283 | 203 | 61 | 19 |
696 | Once they get over the humiliation, they're pussycats. | 1.3497 | 0.03309 | 346 | 251 | 69 | 26 |
697 | My Siamese is at the vet! | 1.3497 | 0.03359 | 346 | 253 | 65 | 28 |
698 | B.F. Skinner would be very proud of me. | 1.3496 | 0.03264 | 349 | 252 | 72 | 25 |
699 | Don't expect me back soon. After I'm done exercising the cat, I have to feed the snake and sharpen the farm wife's carving knives. | 1.3496 | 0.03363 | 349 | 256 | 64 | 29 |
700 | A little weed works wonders. | 1.3495 | 0.03584 | 309 | 227 | 56 | 26 |
701 | It's ok—his owner raised him a vegan. | 1.3494 | 0.03729 | 312 | 235 | 45 | 32 |
702 | I told him the dog's my uncle. | 1.3493 | 0.03437 | 335 | 246 | 61 | 28 |
703 | He's already lost all credibility in the cat world. | 1.3492 | 0.03563 | 315 | 232 | 56 | 27 |
704 | I was listening to an NPR story on How to Train Your Cat and said 'why not?' | 1.3491 | 0.03491 | 338 | 251 | 56 | 31 |
705 | Turns out you just have to scratch their bellies. | 1.3490 | 0.03183 | 341 | 242 | 79 | 20 |
706 | It's amazing what speed-dating can lead to | 1.3488 | 0.03372 | 344 | 252 | 64 | 28 |
707 | It was easy, I just followed Putin's steps on "How To Control Trump", and it works on cats too!" | 1.3488 | 0.03495 | 344 | 257 | 54 | 33 |
708 | If he doesn't eat me, I'll rate him 5 stars. | 1.3487 | 0.03400 | 347 | 256 | 61 | 30 |
709 | 10 miles per mouse and purrs like a kitten. | 1.3486 | 0.03359 | 370 | 276 | 59 | 35 |
710 | Hey ladies, check out my new Catillac. | 1.3485 | 0.03551 | 330 | 246 | 53 | 31 |
711 | I thought you were getting him a bike for Christmas. | 1.3484 | 0.03334 | 353 | 259 | 65 | 29 |
712 | Once the catnip wears off, it will be one wild ride | 1.3482 | 0.03323 | 336 | 243 | 69 | 24 |
713 | We just needed to overturn the dominant cultural paradigm. | 1.3482 | 0.03479 | 336 | 249 | 57 | 30 |
714 | Taming by the shrew. | 1.3481 | 0.03328 | 339 | 246 | 68 | 25 |
715 | it's the ability to tame and train the beasts that separates us from the animals | 1.3478 | 0.03365 | 322 | 232 | 68 | 22 |
716 | Our safe word is tangerine. | 1.3478 | 0.03388 | 345 | 254 | 62 | 29 |
717 | With enough catnip you can make them do anything. | 1.3476 | 0.03248 | 351 | 254 | 72 | 25 |
718 | Why should we always be the blind ones? | 1.3475 | 0.03302 | 354 | 259 | 67 | 28 |
719 | Choose your irony | 1.3474 | 0.03410 | 331 | 242 | 63 | 26 |
720 | They become real pussycats once you break them. | 1.3473 | 0.03506 | 311 | 227 | 60 | 24 |
721 | Sure, the squeaky blinders, all-season paws, and catnip-free fuel all ensure that he handles like a dream, but the heated seat alone is to DIE for. | 1.3471 | 0.03511 | 314 | 230 | 59 | 25 |
722 | It's called Upurr. | 1.3471 | 0.03346 | 340 | 248 | 66 | 26 |
723 | "It's shaved 30 minutes off my daily commute. | 1.3470 | 0.03341 | 317 | 227 | 70 | 20 |
724 | What he doesn’t know won’t hurt me. | 1.3470 | 0.03487 | 317 | 232 | 60 | 25 |
725 | Worried? Are you kidding? Listen, I could stand in the middle of 5th Avenue... | 1.3469 | 0.03492 | 320 | 235 | 59 | 26 |
726 | All I got to do is stay on for 8 seconds and I win. | 1.3469 | 0.03349 | 320 | 230 | 69 | 21 |
727 | Alright, kittyup. | 1.3466 | 0.03306 | 326 | 234 | 71 | 21 |
728 | When you're a star, you can do anything. | 1.3465 | 0.03445 | 303 | 218 | 65 | 20 |
729 | It is a dangerous job, herding cats. | 1.3463 | 0.03490 | 309 | 225 | 61 | 23 |
730 | Since he's famous, Mickey just walks right up and grabs 'em. When you're a star, they let you do it. | 1.3462 | 0.03537 | 338 | 254 | 51 | 33 |
731 | Dont get off toward the front. | 1.3460 | 0.03414 | 341 | 252 | 60 | 29 |
732 | All fun and games until it decides to climb the drapes! | 1.3456 | 0.03355 | 353 | 261 | 62 | 30 |
733 | He's pussy-whipped. | 1.3456 | 0.03518 | 327 | 243 | 55 | 29 |
734 | They are paying me $20 to take part in this lab study. You should sign up too. | 1.3455 | 0.03310 | 356 | 262 | 65 | 29 |
735 | The rodeo starts when I pull off the blinders.” | 1.3455 | 0.03442 | 330 | 243 | 60 | 27 |
736 | This is how you grab 'em by the pussy. | 1.3453 | 0.03575 | 333 | 251 | 49 | 33 |
737 | Maybe they can't be herded, but they CAN be broken. | 1.3450 | 0.03367 | 313 | 225 | 68 | 20 |
738 | It's a paradigm shift in the game of cat and mouse! | 1.3450 | 0.03406 | 342 | 253 | 60 | 29 |
739 | This is easy! The hard part was getting the blinders on. | 1.3449 | 0.03334 | 345 | 253 | 65 | 27 |
740 | I called Uber and this is what I got. | 1.3448 | 0.03525 | 319 | 236 | 56 | 27 |
741 | The newest model is able to wash itself. | 1.3448 | 0.03238 | 348 | 252 | 72 | 24 |
742 | I wanted this ride in black but the dealer said it was unlucky. | 1.3448 | 0.03582 | 290 | 211 | 58 | 21 |
743 | The ride is great, but a "flying dismount" is less for show than for survival. | 1.3447 | 0.03556 | 322 | 240 | 53 | 29 |
744 | We're off to herd some cats! | 1.3446 | 0.03559 | 325 | 243 | 52 | 30 |
745 | It has a low safety rating, but this baby goes from 0 to 60 in two seconds. | 1.3444 | 0.03406 | 331 | 243 | 62 | 26 |
746 | It's a cliche for a reason - keep your friends close and your enemies closer. | 1.3441 | 0.03411 | 311 | 225 | 65 | 21 |
747 | Blinders AND catnip. | 1.3439 | 0.03266 | 314 | 223 | 74 | 17 |
748 | So far we've knocked over 3 wine glasses and 2 Christmas trees. | 1.3439 | 0.03478 | 314 | 230 | 60 | 24 |
749 | She is a nice ride until she gets hungry. | 1.3438 | 0.03488 | 320 | 236 | 58 | 26 |
750 | So let's reach across the aisle just this once--what's the worst that can happen? | 1.3437 | 0.03409 | 323 | 236 | 63 | 24 |
751 | It’s easy! You just tell them you can make America great again! | 1.3436 | 0.03629 | 326 | 247 | 46 | 33 |
752 | It was her idea. She wants to be a YouTube star. | 1.3434 | 0.03371 | 332 | 243 | 64 | 25 |
753 | It's the logical conclusion of the #MeowToo movement. | 1.3432 | 0.03656 | 303 | 226 | 50 | 27 |
754 | Apparently, it's been a false narrative all along. | 1.3430 | 0.03516 | 309 | 227 | 58 | 24 |
755 | He's high on catnip. | 1.3429 | 0.03372 | 312 | 225 | 67 | 20 |
756 | Your Uber driver is here! | 1.3429 | 0.03242 | 347 | 252 | 71 | 24 |
757 | When I want an adrenaline rush, I take the blinders off. | 1.3429 | 0.03497 | 315 | 232 | 58 | 25 |
758 | Does a rat on a cat trump a cat in the hat? | 1.3427 | 0.03507 | 321 | 238 | 56 | 27 |
759 | It's amazing what reins, blinders, and heavy sedatives did for our relationship. | 1.3425 | 0.03220 | 362 | 265 | 70 | 27 |
760 | On a lark, I searched "kitty blinders" on Amazon. | 1.3425 | 0.03433 | 327 | 241 | 60 | 26 |
761 | I had to learn how to whisper without squeaking | 1.3425 | 0.03378 | 327 | 239 | 64 | 24 |
762 | ...and it's eco friendly; runs on catnip. | 1.3423 | 0.03341 | 336 | 246 | 65 | 25 |
763 | Amish barn cat. | 1.3423 | 0.03394 | 336 | 248 | 61 | 27 |
764 | This ain't my first rodeo. | 1.3423 | 0.03260 | 336 | 243 | 71 | 22 |
765 | I know, but if he sees a bird he goes nuts. | 1.3422 | 0.03267 | 339 | 246 | 70 | 23 |
766 | Don't you just love the purr of a new engine? | 1.3421 | 0.03167 | 342 | 245 | 77 | 20 |
767 | The trick is to keep your back straight | 1.3419 | 0.03164 | 351 | 253 | 76 | 22 |
768 | Remember, NEVER try this without the blinders. | 1.3419 | 0.03512 | 313 | 231 | 57 | 25 |
769 | It's nice that cats can be service animals now, too. | 1.3418 | 0.03488 | 316 | 233 | 58 | 25 |
770 | He seems nice enough but I'm a little afraid to get off. | 1.3418 | 0.03341 | 316 | 228 | 68 | 20 |
771 | Found the catnip. | 1.3417 | 0.03289 | 319 | 229 | 71 | 19 |
772 | I told him he could eat both of you for giving me a ride! | 1.3416 | 0.03306 | 363 | 270 | 62 | 31 |
773 | He turned out to be a real pussycat. | 1.3415 | 0.03189 | 325 | 231 | 77 | 17 |
774 | Schrodinger's cat is a safe ride-sharing experiment, until he's not. | 1.3415 | 0.03399 | 366 | 277 | 53 | 36 |
775 | Whiskers knew the mice were taking advantage of him, but he couldn't shake his dream of running in the Kentucky Derby. | 1.3415 | 0.03451 | 328 | 243 | 58 | 27 |
776 | It's a mouse-and-cat game. | 1.3415 | 0.03397 | 328 | 241 | 62 | 25 |
777 | I told him I'd build a wall against invading dogs and now he'll do anything for me. | 1.3415 | 0.03424 | 328 | 242 | 60 | 26 |
778 | Safer than an Uber! | 1.3414 | 0.03375 | 331 | 243 | 63 | 25 |
779 | He won't be able to see how we run. | 1.3410 | 0.03576 | 305 | 226 | 54 | 25 |
780 | The blinders are critical. | 1.3410 | 0.03201 | 349 | 253 | 73 | 23 |
781 | He thinks he's a horse, but I'm not questioning it. | 1.3409 | 0.03398 | 308 | 223 | 65 | 20 |
782 | You wouldn't imagine how much trouble it was to find a saddle my size. | 1.3409 | 0.03207 | 352 | 256 | 72 | 24 |
783 | Just download TabbyCabby. It's an app! | 1.3408 | 0.03335 | 355 | 264 | 61 | 30 |
784 | We bet on the midterm elections. | 1.3407 | 0.03564 | 317 | 237 | 52 | 28 |
785 | He's actually just a big pussy. | 1.3406 | 0.03310 | 320 | 231 | 69 | 20 |
786 | Canned food twice a day and an airtight no-neuter agreement. It’s a win-win! | 1.3406 | 0.03512 | 320 | 238 | 55 | 27 |
787 | You call Uber | 1.3406 | 0.03376 | 323 | 236 | 64 | 23 |
788 | It makes for a better ride if they're vegan. | 1.3405 | 0.03465 | 326 | 242 | 57 | 27 |
789 | See? They just need clear boundaries! | 1.3405 | 0.03354 | 326 | 238 | 65 | 23 |
790 | What's a matter? Cat got your tongue? | 1.3405 | 0.03298 | 326 | 236 | 69 | 21 |
791 | Hard to handle? Once you get him going he purrs right along. | 1.3404 | 0.03312 | 332 | 242 | 67 | 23 |
792 | Yes -- THAT rich. | 1.3403 | 0.03345 | 335 | 246 | 64 | 25 |
793 | First I sweet talk 'em, then slip the blinders on. Learned the technique watching Trump rallies. | 1.3402 | 0.03579 | 338 | 258 | 45 | 35 |
794 | When I get off, all hell breaks loose! | 1.3401 | 0.03385 | 344 | 256 | 59 | 29 |
795 | Dip the bit in catnip and he will put the bridle on himself. | 1.3399 | 0.03299 | 353 | 261 | 64 | 28 |
796 | Wanna share an Upurr? | 1.3399 | 0.03566 | 306 | 227 | 54 | 25 |
797 | It's after midnight. Don't tell him that he's not a horse and I'm not Cinderella. | 1.3398 | 0.03354 | 359 | 269 | 58 | 32 |
798 | The Doberman owed me a favor. | 1.3396 | 0.03234 | 374 | 278 | 65 | 31 |
799 | We’re going to visit the queen! | 1.3396 | 0.03446 | 321 | 237 | 59 | 25 |
800 | Getting on and off is the only tricky part | 1.3396 | 0.03242 | 321 | 230 | 73 | 18 |
801 | Relax, we’re professional lab mice, and this is Pavlov’s cat. It’s a single blind, controlled experiment... | 1.3394 | 0.03487 | 330 | 247 | 54 | 29 |
802 | Our mothers were very close. | 1.3391 | 0.03377 | 345 | 257 | 59 | 29 |
803 | One blind cat sure beats the heck out of three blind mice. | 1.3391 | 0.03326 | 345 | 255 | 63 | 27 |
804 | My therapist suggested exposure therapy. | 1.3391 | 0.03306 | 348 | 257 | 64 | 27 |
805 | The elephant was too skittish. | 1.3390 | 0.03431 | 351 | 265 | 53 | 33 |
806 | It's "Giddy-up" and "Whoa", just like the dog. | 1.3389 | 0.03506 | 298 | 218 | 59 | 21 |
807 | My blind date's taking me to dinner! | 1.3387 | 0.03411 | 310 | 226 | 63 | 21 |
808 | Now who’s the blind one? | 1.3386 | 0.03488 | 319 | 237 | 56 | 26 |
809 | They finally domesticated cats. | 1.3386 | 0.03488 | 319 | 237 | 56 | 26 |
810 | We finally took back the House! | 1.3383 | 0.03507 | 334 | 252 | 51 | 31 |
811 | Irony aside, these things handle amazingly well. | 1.3382 | 0.03182 | 343 | 248 | 74 | 21 |
812 | Guess I'm the cat's meow. | 1.3382 | 0.03216 | 346 | 252 | 71 | 23 |
813 | Check this out! I gave him an Ambien! | 1.3382 | 0.03343 | 346 | 257 | 61 | 28 |
814 | Oh, I guess he's taking the FE-line. | 1.3375 | 0.03416 | 317 | 233 | 61 | 23 |
815 | Lucky for me, this is his fetish. | 1.3375 | 0.03445 | 317 | 234 | 59 | 24 |
816 | Hop on, we're meeting his family for lunch | 1.3375 | 0.03511 | 323 | 242 | 53 | 28 |
817 | How long before you think we'll hear from PETA? | 1.3375 | 0.03428 | 323 | 239 | 59 | 25 |
818 | Catnip is the great equalizer. | 1.3374 | 0.03235 | 326 | 235 | 72 | 19 |
819 | Community service! | 1.3374 | 0.03321 | 326 | 238 | 66 | 22 |
820 | I know what you're thinking, but with Uber and Lyft jacking up their prices I'm willing to risk it. | 1.3374 | 0.03293 | 326 | 237 | 68 | 21 |
821 | Secretaricat | 1.3374 | 0.03272 | 329 | 239 | 69 | 21 |
822 | Beats scampering. | 1.3373 | 0.03416 | 332 | 247 | 58 | 27 |
823 | The saddle was relatively easy. It was getting the blinders on that got Mickey. | 1.3373 | 0.03416 | 332 | 247 | 58 | 27 |
824 | Now THIS is what I call playing cat & mouse! | 1.3373 | 0.03389 | 332 | 246 | 60 | 26 |
825 | I heard those things are real death traps. | 1.3373 | 0.03287 | 335 | 245 | 67 | 23 |
826 | Don't worry...it's not Uber Eats | 1.3373 | 0.03424 | 338 | 253 | 56 | 29 |
827 | What it can't see won't kill me. | 1.3371 | 0.03093 | 353 | 254 | 79 | 20 |
828 | Those self-help seminars are wildly effective. | 1.3369 | 0.03737 | 279 | 208 | 48 | 23 |
829 | I call him Secritaricat. | 1.3366 | 0.03561 | 306 | 228 | 53 | 25 |
830 | I love typos. They tried to order a house cat. | 1.3365 | 0.03459 | 315 | 233 | 58 | 24 |
831 | That stuff you've read about cats and mice is fake news. | 1.3364 | 0.03297 | 321 | 233 | 68 | 20 |
832 | Well, I’m off to my high school reunion! | 1.3363 | 0.03563 | 333 | 254 | 46 | 33 |
833 | I have harnessed the ability to pussyfoot. | 1.3363 | 0.03460 | 333 | 250 | 54 | 29 |
834 | He's undergoing a mid-nine lives crisis. | 1.3363 | 0.03239 | 342 | 250 | 69 | 23 |
835 | Hello ladies | 1.3362 | 0.03352 | 348 | 260 | 59 | 29 |
836 | It's not a house cat, it's a mouse cat. | 1.3362 | 0.03112 | 354 | 256 | 77 | 21 |
837 | I let the cat out of the bag and here I am! | 1.3362 | 0.03262 | 354 | 262 | 65 | 27 |
838 | Once you break them, they purr like a kitten. | 1.3361 | 0.03229 | 363 | 269 | 66 | 28 |
839 | You know, just because we're blind doesn't mean we can't ride horses. | 1.3355 | 0.03576 | 304 | 227 | 52 | 25 |
840 | On the Intercat, nobody knows you're a mouse | 1.3355 | 0.03726 | 307 | 235 | 41 | 31 |
841 | I’ll be back when she decides it’s time. | 1.3354 | 0.03620 | 316 | 240 | 46 | 30 |
842 | Can I keep him? | 1.3354 | 0.03369 | 319 | 234 | 63 | 22 |
843 | We're going to chase the farmer's wife. | 1.3354 | 0.03376 | 322 | 237 | 62 | 23 |
844 | you just need to project an air of supreme confidence | 1.3354 | 0.03347 | 322 | 236 | 64 | 22 |
845 | This is English, but I can also ride Western. | 1.3354 | 0.03404 | 322 | 238 | 60 | 24 |
846 | I called Uber and this is what they sent. | 1.3353 | 0.03500 | 331 | 250 | 51 | 30 |
847 | The hard part is getting on. | 1.3353 | 0.03256 | 331 | 241 | 69 | 21 |
848 | Look what the cat dragged in boys. Me. | 1.3353 | 0.03243 | 337 | 246 | 69 | 22 |
849 | Enjoying my last wish | 1.3353 | 0.03270 | 337 | 247 | 67 | 23 |
850 | All you have to do is download the app. | 1.3353 | 0.03303 | 340 | 251 | 64 | 25 |
851 | We’ll be back when he’s hungry. | 1.3353 | 0.03532 | 340 | 260 | 46 | 34 |
852 | Now it’s truly the blind leading the blind. | 1.3353 | 0.03410 | 343 | 258 | 55 | 30 |
853 | UBER and PETA settled out of court ... get on! | 1.3352 | 0.03249 | 352 | 260 | 66 | 26 |
854 | You guys want anything from the kitchen? | 1.3344 | 0.03685 | 305 | 232 | 44 | 29 |
855 | I'm going to see how he runs. See how he runs. | 1.3344 | 0.03366 | 311 | 227 | 64 | 20 |
856 | The only problem is getting off. | 1.3344 | 0.03261 | 317 | 229 | 70 | 18 |
857 | Nah, it was easy. They keep the Prozac right next to the catnip. | 1.3344 | 0.03417 | 320 | 237 | 59 | 24 |
858 | With the right accessories, herding cats really isn't that difficult. | 1.3344 | 0.03330 | 320 | 234 | 65 | 21 |
859 | You just lead it where it wants to go. | 1.3344 | 0.03479 | 323 | 242 | 54 | 27 |
860 | Hardest part is putting the blinders on. | 1.3344 | 0.03395 | 323 | 239 | 60 | 24 |
861 | And you laughed at me when I signed up for hypnosis in college. | 1.3344 | 0.03288 | 326 | 238 | 67 | 21 |
862 | And I asked, "why not?" | 1.3343 | 0.03379 | 329 | 244 | 60 | 25 |
863 | You guys get back to the stable. Those litter boxes aren't going to clean themselves. | 1.3343 | 0.03342 | 338 | 251 | 61 | 26 |
864 | It's not like I'm trying to herd a bunch of them. | 1.3343 | 0.03235 | 338 | 247 | 69 | 22 |
865 | The only way to free yourself is to take control of your fear. | 1.3343 | 0.03269 | 341 | 251 | 66 | 24 |
866 | Did either of you order an Uber? | 1.3343 | 0.03301 | 344 | 255 | 63 | 26 |
867 | I figure this experiment will be a lot more fun than the ones we usually face in the lab. | 1.3343 | 0.03223 | 344 | 252 | 69 | 23 |
868 | Watch and learn boys. | 1.3343 | 0.03191 | 353 | 259 | 70 | 24 |
869 | We got tried of the rat race. | 1.3343 | 0.03271 | 356 | 265 | 63 | 28 |
870 | It has 300 horsepurr. | 1.3343 | 0.03326 | 362 | 273 | 57 | 32 |
871 | She's perfect safe. Just listen to that engine purr! | 1.3333 | 0.03410 | 309 | 227 | 61 | 21 |
872 | One blind cat is better than Three Blind Mice! | 1.3333 | 0.03267 | 345 | 255 | 65 | 25 |
873 | It's just like riding a carnivorous bicycle | 1.3333 | 0.03261 | 342 | 252 | 66 | 24 |
874 | OK, fetch the laser pointer. | 1.3333 | 0.03253 | 351 | 260 | 65 | 26 |
875 | If I weren't a cartoon this would probably kill me. | 1.3333 | 0.03474 | 327 | 246 | 53 | 28 |
876 | This only works when they're on their ninth life. | 1.3333 | 0.03575 | 300 | 224 | 52 | 24 |
877 | It was a bet. She had the Dodgers in seven. | 1.3333 | 0.03420 | 327 | 244 | 57 | 26 |
878 | On a cat with blinders, no one knows you're a mouse. | 1.3333 | 0.03220 | 309 | 221 | 73 | 15 |
879 | The blinders help. She thinks I'm a chihuahua. | 1.3333 | 0.03118 | 369 | 271 | 73 | 25 |
880 | No worries! He was rated four stars on Uber! | 1.3333 | 0.03258 | 354 | 263 | 64 | 27 |
881 | Dog and pony has nothing on us. | 1.3324 | 0.03364 | 349 | 263 | 56 | 30 |
882 | All that time running, and it turned out he was the one who wanted to be caught! | 1.3324 | 0.03310 | 346 | 258 | 61 | 27 |
883 | Well, I'm off to the birds of prey convention. | 1.3324 | 0.03226 | 343 | 252 | 68 | 23 |
884 | The only difference is I say "Kitty Up!" instead of "Giddy Up." | 1.3324 | 0.03081 | 340 | 244 | 79 | 17 |
885 | Craig's parents knew they'd never see him again once his uber arrived. | 1.3323 | 0.03320 | 337 | 250 | 62 | 25 |
886 | What they don’t see can’t hurt you. | 1.3323 | 0.03223 | 331 | 241 | 70 | 20 |
887 | Only seems crazy until you do it. | 1.3323 | 0.03214 | 328 | 238 | 71 | 19 |
888 | I told him he'd go viral. | 1.3323 | 0.03405 | 325 | 242 | 58 | 25 |
889 | And he thought we were blind! | 1.3323 | 0.03386 | 316 | 233 | 61 | 22 |
890 | ...except in this case, if you don't get right back in the saddle, you get eaten !' | 1.3323 | 0.03317 | 313 | 228 | 66 | 19 |
891 | He gets more pussy than any mouse I’ve ever seen | 1.3323 | 0.03779 | 313 | 244 | 34 | 35 |
892 | I'm handling the 'cat's away' part... | 1.3323 | 0.03401 | 310 | 228 | 61 | 21 |
893 | I finally have an edge in the rat race. | 1.3322 | 0.03546 | 307 | 230 | 52 | 25 |
894 | Yeah, payback's a bitch. | 1.3322 | 0.03540 | 304 | 227 | 53 | 24 |
895 | I told him we had a compromising litterbox video. | 1.3322 | 0.03495 | 298 | 220 | 57 | 21 |
896 | Amazing what you can accomplish with catnip and a little positive reinforcement. | 1.3315 | 0.03168 | 368 | 273 | 68 | 27 |
897 | Really, they're not that bad, once you've domesticated them. | 1.3314 | 0.03058 | 353 | 255 | 79 | 19 |
898 | Judge me all you want, but the mileage on this thing is incredible. | 1.3314 | 0.03245 | 344 | 254 | 66 | 24 |
899 | Just call me "the Cat Whisperer" | 1.3314 | 0.03390 | 338 | 254 | 56 | 28 |
900 | Just try to stay in his blind spots! | 1.3313 | 0.03167 | 335 | 243 | 73 | 19 |
901 | It’s quite safe. He’s catatonic. | 1.3313 | 0.03081 | 335 | 240 | 79 | 16 |
902 | The odds of getting in a car crash are way higher | 1.3313 | 0.03291 | 329 | 242 | 65 | 22 |
903 | C’mon, it’s just like riding your greatest fear. | 1.3313 | 0.03402 | 329 | 246 | 57 | 26 |
904 | Be careful, he can't see me, but he can see you... | 1.3313 | 0.03369 | 326 | 242 | 60 | 24 |
905 | He didn't go into specifics but the dealer assured me it runs on organic fuel that's abundant in our community. | 1.3313 | 0.03312 | 326 | 240 | 64 | 22 |
906 | Isn't this the cat's meow? | 1.3313 | 0.03333 | 323 | 238 | 63 | 22 |
907 | That Tony Robbins seminar was totally life changing. | 1.3313 | 0.03553 | 320 | 243 | 48 | 29 |
908 | He was just about to eat me, and we got to talking, and before we knew it, we realized that we both shared a keen interest in Equestrianism! | 1.3313 | 0.03296 | 320 | 234 | 66 | 20 |
909 | What? I found these in Sessions' office after he left. Guess he didn't need them anymore. | 1.3312 | 0.03429 | 314 | 233 | 58 | 23 |
910 | When you're a star you can do anything..he just walked right up and grabbed it! | 1.3312 | 0.03714 | 314 | 243 | 38 | 33 |
911 | Gotta face your fears, man. | 1.3306 | 0.03093 | 360 | 263 | 75 | 22 |
912 | Staying on the saddle is easy. Getting the blinders on was the hard part. | 1.3304 | 0.03203 | 342 | 251 | 69 | 22 |
913 | I bet Geico doesn't cover that... | 1.3304 | 0.03458 | 339 | 258 | 50 | 31 |
914 | Herding cats isn’t so difficult if you have the right mount. | 1.3303 | 0.03262 | 333 | 245 | 66 | 22 |
915 | Dismounting is going to be the tricky part. | 1.3303 | 0.03121 | 333 | 240 | 76 | 17 |
916 | After six long years we finally took back the house. | 1.3303 | 0.03415 | 327 | 245 | 56 | 26 |
917 | It works better when we aren't the blind ones. | 1.3303 | 0.03415 | 327 | 245 | 56 | 26 |
918 | The blind leading the blind | 1.3302 | 0.03438 | 324 | 243 | 55 | 26 |
919 | They call him The Cat Whisperer. | 1.3302 | 0.03353 | 324 | 240 | 61 | 23 |
920 | Therapy's really helping me take control of my felines. | 1.3302 | 0.03488 | 321 | 242 | 52 | 27 |
921 | They are nowhere near as smart as you would think. | 1.3302 | 0.03317 | 321 | 236 | 64 | 21 |
922 | Did you call for an uber? | 1.3301 | 0.03459 | 306 | 227 | 57 | 22 |
923 | "On the advice of our therapist, we negotiated our boundaries." | 1.3300 | 0.03289 | 303 | 219 | 68 | 16 |
924 | It isn't cruel - they like to work! | 1.3295 | 0.03311 | 349 | 262 | 59 | 28 |
925 | He's cool. He just ate a canary. | 1.3294 | 0.03123 | 337 | 244 | 75 | 18 |
926 | You said get some pussy. | 1.3293 | 0.03543 | 331 | 254 | 45 | 32 |
927 | Only drawback is you have to keep it pointed upwind. | 1.3293 | 0.03351 | 328 | 244 | 60 | 24 |
928 | It's a Purrus | 1.3292 | 0.03401 | 325 | 243 | 57 | 25 |
929 | The biggest problem was getting it to eat hay. | 1.3292 | 0.03451 | 322 | 242 | 54 | 26 |
930 | I just want to say one word to you. Catnip. | 1.3292 | 0.03359 | 319 | 236 | 61 | 22 |
931 | Actually, it's quite easy once you get the catnip dosage right. | 1.3291 | 0.03433 | 313 | 233 | 57 | 23 |
932 | I know a guy. | 1.3290 | 0.03302 | 310 | 226 | 66 | 18 |
933 | I know the saddle is superfluous, but it does add to the humiliation. | 1.3286 | 0.03278 | 350 | 262 | 61 | 27 |
934 | We're cartoon mice, we always win over symbolic oppression. | 1.3285 | 0.03343 | 344 | 259 | 57 | 28 |
935 | How do you like my new catillac boys? | 1.3284 | 0.03226 | 338 | 249 | 67 | 22 |
936 | They're the best. I've passed 3 dogs, 2 cat toys and a cucumber. Not even a twitch. | 1.3284 | 0.03105 | 335 | 242 | 76 | 17 |
937 | You gotta love this Virtual Reality stuff! | 1.3284 | 0.03327 | 335 | 250 | 60 | 25 |
938 | He wanted a pony but his mom said no. | 1.3284 | 0.03327 | 335 | 250 | 60 | 25 |
939 | All I can say is "Kittyup!"| | 1.3283 | 0.03402 | 332 | 250 | 55 | 27 |
940 | Guess what she uses for fuel guys? | 1.3282 | 0.03392 | 326 | 244 | 57 | 25 |
941 | Doesn't respond to a damned thing, actually. But this beats getting eaten. | 1.3282 | 0.03307 | 326 | 241 | 63 | 22 |
942 | It's the new self-cleaning model. | 1.3282 | 0.03307 | 326 | 241 | 63 | 22 |
943 | Actually, it's a great job.... My only fears are (1) Uber switching to driverless cats and (2) his meds wearing off before my shift is over. | 1.3282 | 0.03442 | 323 | 243 | 54 | 26 |
944 | and he thought we three were blind | 1.3281 | 0.03430 | 317 | 237 | 56 | 24 |
945 | Hope nobody has a laser pointer handy | 1.3280 | 0.03512 | 314 | 237 | 51 | 26 |
946 | And you thought hypnosis was a sham. | 1.3279 | 0.03282 | 308 | 224 | 67 | 17 |
947 | Uber! Who knew? | 1.3279 | 0.03470 | 308 | 230 | 55 | 23 |
948 | The didn't want a dog and pony show. | 1.3278 | 0.03729 | 299 | 230 | 40 | 29 |
949 | What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. | 1.3277 | 0.03081 | 357 | 261 | 75 | 21 |
950 | He handles much better than my dog. | 1.3277 | 0.03337 | 296 | 215 | 65 | 16 |
951 | Want to take a spin on my Mouserati? | 1.3273 | 0.03340 | 333 | 249 | 59 | 25 |
952 | All you need is a dream in your heart, the determination to pursue your passion and some super glue. | 1.3273 | 0.03164 | 330 | 240 | 72 | 18 |
953 | We're going out for dinner. | 1.3272 | 0.03433 | 324 | 244 | 54 | 26 |
954 | No worries, I’m a cat whisperer. | 1.3270 | 0.03243 | 318 | 232 | 68 | 18 |
955 | They don't call me the cat whisperer for nothing. | 1.3270 | 0.03294 | 315 | 231 | 65 | 19 |
956 | No eye contact is the key | 1.3269 | 0.02913 | 364 | 261 | 87 | 16 |
957 | But you can herd WITH a cat. | 1.3269 | 0.03337 | 309 | 227 | 63 | 19 |
958 | This guy is a total pussy | 1.3266 | 0.03224 | 346 | 257 | 65 | 24 |
959 | She wonders if you'd like to come for dinner! | 1.3265 | 0.03164 | 343 | 252 | 70 | 21 |
960 | It will be OK until I run out of sushi-grade tuna. | 1.3265 | 0.03191 | 343 | 253 | 68 | 22 |
961 | It's legal here now. Just make sure you buy Fancy Feast, cannabis flavor. | 1.3262 | 0.03429 | 328 | 248 | 53 | 27 |
962 | When I rev her up, she purrs like a kitten." | 1.3262 | 0.03401 | 328 | 247 | 55 | 26 |
963 | I convinced him my name is "Curiosity." | 1.3262 | 0.03396 | 325 | 244 | 56 | 25 |
964 | Sidesaddle? Nah, that would look ridiculous. | 1.3260 | 0.03469 | 319 | 241 | 52 | 26 |
965 | Getting on is easy; getting off is the hard part. | 1.3260 | 0.03124 | 362 | 268 | 70 | 24 |
966 | I just gave him catnip. This was HIS idea. | 1.3259 | 0.03493 | 316 | 239 | 51 | 26 |
967 | I suggest you stay away from my cheese. | 1.3259 | 0.03521 | 316 | 240 | 49 | 27 |
968 | First prize, as you all know, is a Catillac. | 1.3258 | 0.03234 | 356 | 267 | 62 | 27 |
969 | Total pussy. | 1.3258 | 0.03179 | 353 | 262 | 67 | 24 |
970 | We lost the first four prototype mice, then we put the blinders on. | 1.3258 | 0.03204 | 353 | 263 | 65 | 25 |
971 | You say 'mixed-breed' - I say 'hybrid." | 1.3256 | 0.03296 | 301 | 219 | 66 | 16 |
972 | The hypnotist course paid off | 1.3255 | 0.03229 | 341 | 253 | 65 | 23 |
973 | Bet all the cheese. | 1.3252 | 0.03447 | 329 | 250 | 51 | 28 |
974 | I tamed my fear. | 1.3252 | 0.03420 | 329 | 249 | 53 | 27 |
975 | Once you get to know him, he's just a big pussy cat. | 1.3252 | 0.03245 | 326 | 240 | 66 | 20 |
976 | Uber for mice | 1.3251 | 0.03574 | 323 | 249 | 43 | 31 |
977 | We're going to have fun with the dog! | 1.3250 | 0.03345 | 320 | 238 | 60 | 22 |
978 | Now that she has been stuffed, I am living my fantasy. | 1.3249 | 0.03337 | 317 | 235 | 61 | 21 |
979 | He only offers one-way trips, but the price is unbeatable. | 1.3246 | 0.03201 | 345 | 256 | 66 | 23 |
980 | Until recently I never appreciated how important peripheral vision is. | 1.3245 | 0.03103 | 339 | 247 | 74 | 18 |
981 | I know I look awesome but he’s stuffed | 1.3245 | 0.03267 | 339 | 253 | 62 | 24 |
982 | It's so he can't see the dogs. | 1.3244 | 0.03341 | 336 | 253 | 57 | 26 |
983 | It beats herding them! | 1.3243 | 0.03308 | 333 | 249 | 60 | 24 |
984 | You guys want to come over and watch me feed him? | 1.3241 | 0.03200 | 361 | 271 | 63 | 27 |
985 | And I get great meowlage! | 1.3241 | 0.03167 | 324 | 236 | 71 | 17 |
986 | Jerry and I have been going to couples counseling. | 1.3240 | 0.03574 | 287 | 215 | 51 | 21 |
987 | Like the new ride? You should hear it's purr. | 1.3240 | 0.03394 | 321 | 241 | 56 | 24 |
988 | He was tired of the old cat and mouse game, so we're trying something new. | 1.3240 | 0.03422 | 321 | 242 | 54 | 25 |
989 | And you guys said that hypnotism class was a waste of time. | 1.3239 | 0.03188 | 355 | 265 | 65 | 25 |
990 | The blinders option was highly recommended. | 1.3239 | 0.03502 | 318 | 242 | 49 | 27 |
991 | I’m sort of a thrill junkie. | 1.3238 | 0.03289 | 315 | 232 | 64 | 19 |
992 | They threw in the side blinders with the 9-lives warranty | 1.3238 | 0.03439 | 315 | 237 | 54 | 24 |
993 | And the best part is, I've got him thinking we're making America great again! | 1.3237 | 0.03397 | 346 | 265 | 50 | 31 |
994 | He said it would be the ride to end all rides! And it's free! | 1.3236 | 0.03291 | 343 | 258 | 59 | 26 |
995 | When it's time for us to come back, just open a can of something. | 1.3236 | 0.03159 | 343 | 253 | 69 | 21 |
996 | Evolve. | 1.3234 | 0.03279 | 337 | 252 | 61 | 24 |
997 | So. What do you think of the new world order? | 1.3234 | 0.03189 | 334 | 246 | 68 | 20 |
998 | This one gets 10 blocks on one bowl of food. | 1.3234 | 0.03103 | 334 | 243 | 74 | 17 |
999 | It's amazing what LSD mixed with catnip can do! | 1.3232 | 0.03095 | 362 | 268 | 71 | 23 |
1000 | I got a book on hypnosis from Amazon; until some idiot snaps his fingers, she’s Sea Biscuit, and we’re in training for the Kentucky Derby. | 1.3231 | 0.03187 | 359 | 269 | 64 | 26 |
1001 | Hey, when you're a star, they'll let you do anything! | 1.3231 | 0.03555 | 325 | 251 | 43 | 31 |
1002 | Karma | 1.3231 | 0.03277 | 325 | 241 | 63 | 21 |
1003 | He thinks I'm a kitten | 1.3229 | 0.03274 | 353 | 267 | 58 | 28 |
1004 | I'd give you guys a lift, but my ride says he only wants to have dinner with me. | 1.3229 | 0.03224 | 353 | 265 | 62 | 26 |
1005 | Yes, he's house broken. We're on our way to the litter box. | 1.3229 | 0.03319 | 319 | 237 | 61 | 21 |
1006 | I call it a Catillac by General Meowtors. | 1.3228 | 0.03573 | 316 | 243 | 44 | 29 |
1007 | Who’s blind now?! | 1.3227 | 0.03257 | 344 | 258 | 61 | 25 |
1008 | As long as I don't squeak, I'm fine. | 1.3227 | 0.03178 | 344 | 255 | 67 | 22 |
1009 | Can we keep him if I promise to clean up after him and feed him? | 1.3226 | 0.03277 | 341 | 256 | 60 | 25 |
1010 | He's terrified of curiosity. | 1.3224 | 0.03152 | 335 | 246 | 70 | 19 |
1011 | I guess it's probably safer than that Ford Pinto he was driving around for a while. | 1.3221 | 0.03326 | 326 | 244 | 59 | 23 |
1012 | Who knew? | 1.3221 | 0.03354 | 326 | 245 | 57 | 24 |
1013 | Which room doesn't have a mirror? | 1.3220 | 0.03166 | 354 | 264 | 66 | 24 |
1014 | "It's amazing what you can do if you show no fear." | 1.3220 | 0.03200 | 323 | 237 | 68 | 18 |
1015 | Boys, wish me luck! On my way to meet with the Farmer's wife. | 1.3219 | 0.03236 | 351 | 264 | 61 | 26 |
1016 | Still think motivational posters are stupid? | 1.3217 | 0.03383 | 314 | 235 | 57 | 22 |
1017 | Getting the blinders on is the hardest part. | 1.3215 | 0.03375 | 311 | 232 | 58 | 21 |
1018 | I don't really want her to see how we run... | 1.3215 | 0.03436 | 311 | 234 | 54 | 23 |
1019 | Did you ever see such a sight in your life as one blind cat? | 1.3215 | 0.03345 | 311 | 231 | 60 | 20 |
1020 | It's more of a mouse-and-cat game now. | 1.3214 | 0.03031 | 364 | 268 | 75 | 21 |
1021 | Uber for Sebastian? | 1.3214 | 0.03389 | 336 | 256 | 52 | 28 |
1022 | They're more afraid of us than we are of them | 1.3213 | 0.03047 | 333 | 241 | 77 | 15 |
1023 | Trust me, guys. This is how they did it on YouTube. | 1.3212 | 0.03165 | 358 | 268 | 65 | 25 |
1024 | i'm going into town, need anything? | 1.3211 | 0.03289 | 327 | 244 | 61 | 22 |
1025 | Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon? | 1.3210 | 0.03367 | 324 | 244 | 56 | 24 |
1026 | It'll be ok, just don't get ahead of me. | 1.3209 | 0.03170 | 349 | 260 | 66 | 23 |
1027 | I found her on Craigslist." | 1.3209 | 0.03212 | 321 | 236 | 67 | 18 |
1028 | We’re into bondage, leather, and the occasional hairball. | 1.3208 | 0.03469 | 318 | 242 | 50 | 26 |
1029 | He moved my cheese, so I removed his sense of dominance. | 1.3208 | 0.03352 | 318 | 238 | 58 | 22 |
1030 | It beats taking the subway. | 1.3207 | 0.03072 | 343 | 251 | 74 | 18 |
1031 | Never seen an Uber cat? | 1.3207 | 0.03154 | 343 | 254 | 68 | 21 |
1032 | He's the cat whisperer. | 1.3206 | 0.03227 | 340 | 254 | 63 | 23 |
1033 | I told you he was domesticated. | 1.3206 | 0.03307 | 340 | 257 | 57 | 26 |
1034 | I broke his spirit the same way Trump broke the Republican Party. | 1.3205 | 0.03574 | 312 | 240 | 44 | 28 |
1035 | It's a start-up! | 1.3205 | 0.03220 | 337 | 251 | 64 | 22 |
1036 | We got bored with playing cat and mouse. | 1.3205 | 0.03164 | 337 | 249 | 68 | 20 |
1037 | The hardest part was getting him to switch to oats. | 1.3204 | 0.03140 | 362 | 271 | 66 | 25 |
1038 | In the end, it just took some belly rubs and letting her sleep on the windowsill. | 1.3204 | 0.03295 | 334 | 251 | 59 | 24 |
1039 | I don't know Jerry, this seems like a bad idea. Not even the humans have successfully tamed that beast. | 1.3203 | 0.03535 | 306 | 233 | 48 | 25 |
1040 | Just don't ask me what he eats. | 1.3202 | 0.03315 | 331 | 249 | 58 | 24 |
1041 | This could be a paradigm shift in the cat and mouse game | 1.3202 | 0.03260 | 331 | 247 | 62 | 22 |
1042 | With a bit of devisive rhetoric, I demonized the dog and we're on the same side now. | 1.3201 | 0.03403 | 303 | 226 | 57 | 20 |
1043 | Who’s not seeing how we run now? | 1.3201 | 0.03364 | 328 | 248 | 55 | 25 |
1044 | It's the best way to win the rat race. | 1.3200 | 0.03550 | 325 | 252 | 42 | 31 |
1045 | We just simply believe that our friendship transcends history | 1.3200 | 0.03386 | 325 | 246 | 54 | 25 |
1046 | We're finalists in the Cat and Mouse Games. | 1.3199 | 0.03207 | 347 | 260 | 63 | 24 |
1047 | He lost his bet on the midterms. | 1.3199 | 0.03457 | 347 | 270 | 43 | 34 |
1048 | Who says you can't teach an old cat new tricks? | 1.3198 | 0.03253 | 344 | 259 | 60 | 25 |
1049 | For some reason I just don’t trust Uber. | 1.3197 | 0.03571 | 319 | 247 | 42 | 30 |
1050 | Don't act like you can't SEE this! | 1.3196 | 0.03365 | 316 | 237 | 57 | 22 |
1051 | It's carbon neutral. | 1.3195 | 0.03239 | 338 | 253 | 62 | 23 |
1052 | I also turned him into a vegetarian. | 1.3195 | 0.03129 | 338 | 249 | 70 | 19 |
1053 | Three mice on a blind cat - what a great selfie! | 1.3195 | 0.03447 | 313 | 237 | 52 | 24 |
1054 | See? I told you guys it's nurture, not nature. | 1.3194 | 0.03061 | 335 | 244 | 75 | 16 |
1055 | Put $2 on Catbiscuit in the 4th. | 1.3192 | 0.03464 | 307 | 232 | 52 | 23 |
1056 | No playing while I'm away. | 1.3192 | 0.03162 | 354 | 265 | 65 | 24 |
1057 | He's really just a big pussycat. | 1.3192 | 0.03111 | 354 | 263 | 69 | 22 |
1058 | That was easy, he's watching Fox News | 1.3191 | 0.03281 | 351 | 267 | 56 | 28 |
1059 | That which does not kill me makes me stronger. | 1.3190 | 0.03115 | 326 | 238 | 72 | 16 |
1060 | Who says cats can't be trained. | 1.3189 | 0.03284 | 323 | 241 | 61 | 21 |
1061 | When I pull the blinders, run like hell! | 1.3189 | 0.03313 | 323 | 242 | 59 | 22 |
1062 | Don't worry. The app says you can trust the driver not to eat you. | 1.3188 | 0.03270 | 345 | 261 | 58 | 26 |
1063 | Schroedinger said it was ok | 1.3188 | 0.03421 | 320 | 243 | 52 | 25 |
1064 | He promised it’s a dinner date! | 1.3188 | 0.03421 | 320 | 243 | 52 | 25 |
1065 | Three blocks of cheddar says he'll be dead in the morning. | 1.3188 | 0.03305 | 320 | 239 | 60 | 21 |
1066 | It lasts an hour and he drops me off at the Plaza. | 1.3187 | 0.03238 | 342 | 257 | 61 | 24 |
1067 | He likes my position on milk subsidies. | 1.3187 | 0.03290 | 342 | 259 | 57 | 26 |
1068 | Sometimes you're the bug and sometimes you're the windshield. | 1.3187 | 0.03130 | 342 | 253 | 69 | 20 |
1069 | Now, who's the big cheese? | 1.3186 | 0.03386 | 317 | 239 | 55 | 23 |
1070 | Xanax! | 1.3186 | 0.03389 | 339 | 260 | 50 | 29 |
1071 | Pretty much puts the whole "nature vs nurture" thing to bed, don't you think? | 1.3186 | 0.03231 | 339 | 254 | 62 | 23 |
1072 | Easy. He's a Trump supporter. I told him I would build a wall to keep out dogs. | 1.3185 | 0.03522 | 292 | 220 | 51 | 21 |
1073 | After the maze he's taking me to Fancy Feast for dinner! | 1.3185 | 0.03315 | 292 | 214 | 63 | 15 |
1074 | I hypnotized him, he thinks he's a horse. | 1.3185 | 0.03139 | 336 | 248 | 69 | 19 |
1075 | I slipped him a Mickey. | 1.3185 | 0.03331 | 336 | 255 | 55 | 26 |
1076 | I know where she really likes to be scratched... | 1.3183 | 0.03276 | 311 | 230 | 63 | 18 |
1077 | Three blind mice, huh? Fake mews! | 1.3183 | 0.03608 | 311 | 241 | 41 | 29 |
1078 | I told you; the squeak shall inherit the earth | 1.3183 | 0.03158 | 333 | 246 | 68 | 19 |
1079 | Mom! Dad! I trained him myself! | 1.3182 | 0.03089 | 330 | 241 | 73 | 16 |
1080 | ...and when he purrs, it just like having a massaging recliner. | 1.3182 | 0.03454 | 308 | 233 | 52 | 23 |
1081 | Should we tell him what happened to her last passenger? | 1.3180 | 0.03226 | 327 | 243 | 64 | 20 |
1082 | Don't tell him. | 1.3179 | 0.03131 | 346 | 257 | 68 | 21 |
1083 | He's an Uber cat. | 1.3179 | 0.03390 | 324 | 246 | 53 | 25 |
1084 | Yeah, it's a new app, UberCat. | 1.3179 | 0.03439 | 302 | 227 | 54 | 21 |
1085 | Why herd them when you can tame them? | 1.3178 | 0.03176 | 343 | 256 | 65 | 22 |
1086 | I'm training him to herd cats. | 1.3178 | 0.03256 | 343 | 259 | 59 | 25 |
1087 | I'm loving Uber's expansion into new business markets! | 1.3175 | 0.03428 | 315 | 239 | 52 | 24 |
1088 | I got the idea from a TED talk. | 1.3175 | 0.03247 | 315 | 233 | 64 | 18 |
1089 | It's fun, but he's eating me out of house and home. | 1.3174 | 0.03121 | 356 | 266 | 67 | 23 |
1090 | She wants to play with me before she kills and eats me. | 1.3174 | 0.03262 | 334 | 251 | 60 | 23 |
1091 | Alright, now! We'll see how HE runs." | 1.3173 | 0.03481 | 312 | 238 | 49 | 25 |
1092 | she thinks I'm the dog | 1.3172 | 0.03282 | 331 | 249 | 59 | 23 |
1093 | Relax, he thinks he's a horse. | 1.3172 | 0.03338 | 331 | 251 | 55 | 25 |
1094 | Wish me luck. On my way to herd some cats. | 1.3172 | 0.03383 | 309 | 232 | 56 | 21 |
1095 | Yes, I have a purrmit. | 1.3169 | 0.03118 | 325 | 238 | 71 | 16 |
1096 | It was easy: I just convinced him that he's a god, not a cat. | 1.3169 | 0.03300 | 344 | 262 | 55 | 27 |
1097 | If he'd won the bet, I'd be a grilled mouseburger. | 1.3169 | 0.03142 | 344 | 256 | 67 | 21 |
1098 | It’s really not more dangerous than a car. | 1.3169 | 0.03325 | 344 | 263 | 53 | 28 |
1099 | Amazing what you can get away with when others have blinders on! | 1.3168 | 0.03104 | 363 | 272 | 67 | 24 |
1100 | As long as the blinders keep him from seeing anything but Fox news, nothing can go wrong. And we get a tax cut." | 1.3168 | 0.03403 | 322 | 245 | 52 | 25 |
1101 | The time has come, gentlemen. We shall no longer be oppressed! | 1.3166 | 0.03093 | 319 | 232 | 73 | 14 |
1102 | Role play keeps us fresh. | 1.3166 | 0.03338 | 319 | 240 | 57 | 22 |
1103 | I'm trying out a new ride-sharing service. | 1.3166 | 0.03288 | 338 | 256 | 57 | 25 |
1104 | They just need to be domesticated. | 1.3165 | 0.03343 | 297 | 220 | 60 | 17 |
1105 | The riding part is fun. But getting the saddle and bridle on can really be a bitch. | 1.3165 | 0.03330 | 316 | 237 | 58 | 21 |
1106 | It's the post-truth era, guys. | 1.3163 | 0.03442 | 313 | 238 | 51 | 24 |
1107 | My cat whisperer course really paid off. | 1.3161 | 0.03266 | 329 | 247 | 60 | 22 |
1108 | I convinced him that this was better than the rat race. | 1.3161 | 0.03151 | 329 | 243 | 68 | 18 |
1109 | Are you guys really seeing this or is it the brownies we had this morning? | 1.3160 | 0.03458 | 307 | 233 | 51 | 23 |
1110 | No one ever asked before. | 1.3159 | 0.02971 | 364 | 268 | 77 | 19 |
1111 | I'll admit there's a certain "man bites dog" aspect to it... | 1.3158 | 0.03257 | 304 | 224 | 64 | 16 |
1112 | It's field work for a lab residency I'm doing at M.I.T. | 1.3156 | 0.03306 | 339 | 258 | 55 | 26 |
1113 | If it wasn’t for the dog I could ride him outside too | 1.3156 | 0.03144 | 339 | 252 | 67 | 20 |
1114 | They're virtual reality blinders. He thinks I'm George Washington. | 1.3156 | 0.03416 | 320 | 244 | 51 | 25 |
1115 | I know what you're thinking, but he says it's a big step up from his last job at the White House. | 1.3156 | 0.03443 | 301 | 227 | 53 | 21 |
1116 | Three Tom and Jerrys in the saucer, and he was all mine. | 1.3153 | 0.03320 | 333 | 253 | 55 | 25 |
1117 | This isn't an elephant? | 1.3153 | 0.03312 | 314 | 235 | 59 | 20 |
1118 | The hard part is hitching up the wagon. | 1.3150 | 0.03099 | 346 | 257 | 69 | 20 |
1119 | Just act like you are in charge. | 1.3149 | 0.03303 | 343 | 262 | 54 | 27 |
1120 | Thanks, fellas - we'll go back. Totally forgot the helmet. | 1.3149 | 0.03225 | 343 | 259 | 60 | 24 |
1121 | Well, he did eat Jeff and Priscilla, but once we got the blinkers on he just turned into a big pussycat! | 1.3147 | 0.03163 | 340 | 254 | 65 | 21 |
1122 | Don't dream it. Drive it. | 1.3147 | 0.03218 | 340 | 256 | 61 | 23 |
1123 | Like I told ya, once we can talk, anything is possible. | 1.3146 | 0.03349 | 321 | 243 | 55 | 23 |
1124 | At first I was just going to bell the cat - but then I decided, why not go for broke? | 1.3146 | 0.03407 | 321 | 245 | 51 | 25 |
1125 | Turns out we are the exact right size to be jockeys. | 1.3146 | 0.03261 | 321 | 240 | 61 | 20 |
1126 | How do you like my new Catalac? Fur-lined exterior and purrfect 9-life motor. | 1.3146 | 0.03519 | 321 | 249 | 43 | 29 |
1127 | Tell Jerry I win. | 1.3146 | 0.03519 | 321 | 249 | 43 | 29 |
1128 | Wise up, guys. Alternative realities are all the rage. | 1.3146 | 0.03040 | 356 | 264 | 72 | 20 |
1129 | The funny thing is, the dog version was a complete bust. | 1.3146 | 0.03117 | 356 | 267 | 66 | 23 |
1130 | I got tired of waiting for the cat to be away! | 1.3145 | 0.03371 | 318 | 241 | 54 | 23 |
1131 | Just think of this as the GOP and me as Trump. | 1.3142 | 0.03130 | 366 | 277 | 63 | 26 |
1132 | One blind cat sure beats three blind mice | 1.3142 | 0.03441 | 331 | 256 | 46 | 29 |
1133 | I told you we should have paid the extra five dollars an Uber X. | 1.3138 | 0.03319 | 325 | 246 | 56 | 23 |
1134 | It's his idea. We watched a lot of westerns this week. | 1.3138 | 0.03319 | 325 | 246 | 56 | 23 |
1135 | He said he wanted to work together to increase bipartisanship. | 1.3138 | 0.03173 | 325 | 241 | 66 | 18 |
1136 | It's sensitivity training. | 1.3138 | 0.03182 | 341 | 256 | 63 | 22 |
1137 | Herding cats of course! | 1.3137 | 0.03032 | 357 | 265 | 72 | 20 |
1138 | I’m an old cathand from the Rio Grande | 1.3136 | 0.03229 | 338 | 255 | 60 | 23 |
1139 | The first step is herding them, and then you just keep adding to the training. | 1.3135 | 0.03212 | 319 | 237 | 64 | 18 |
1140 | Relax; you're in my blind spot. | 1.3133 | 0.03201 | 316 | 234 | 65 | 17 |
1141 | And just like that, herding cats became a breeze. | 1.3133 | 0.03213 | 332 | 249 | 62 | 21 |
1142 | I told him my other cat was in the shop. | 1.3132 | 0.02889 | 364 | 266 | 82 | 16 |
1143 | HE BET THE DODGERS IN THE SERIES. | 1.3131 | 0.03503 | 297 | 226 | 49 | 22 |
1144 | As long as she can't see who's riding, we're safe! | 1.3131 | 0.03253 | 313 | 233 | 62 | 18 |
1145 | Kids today and their pimped rides. | 1.3131 | 0.03317 | 329 | 250 | 55 | 24 |
1146 | All you have to say is "Kttyup!" | 1.3131 | 0.03289 | 329 | 249 | 57 | 23 |
1147 | Craigslist kink sites are awesome! | 1.3130 | 0.03156 | 345 | 259 | 64 | 22 |
1148 | The Three Blind Mice disband after one decides to pursue a solo career. | 1.3130 | 0.03235 | 345 | 262 | 58 | 25 |
1149 | Just don't get around front where he can see you. | 1.3129 | 0.03281 | 326 | 246 | 58 | 22 |
1150 | Yeah, but it decreases in value the second you drive off the lot. | 1.3128 | 0.03127 | 358 | 270 | 64 | 24 |
1151 | It's a lot easier if you find a blind one. | 1.3127 | 0.03473 | 323 | 250 | 45 | 28 |
1152 | I’m a hypnotist and he thinks he’s a Clydesdale. It’s amazing ehat you can learn on YouTube. | 1.3125 | 0.03142 | 320 | 236 | 68 | 16 |
1153 | Some call it neutered, I call it cat-nipped. | 1.3125 | 0.03214 | 352 | 268 | 58 | 26 |
1154 | What's the matter, cat got your tongue? | 1.3125 | 0.03203 | 320 | 238 | 64 | 18 |
1155 | Of course it's safer than Uber | 1.3125 | 0.03268 | 336 | 255 | 57 | 24 |
1156 | The food chain is simply a mindset ladies. | 1.3123 | 0.03182 | 349 | 264 | 61 | 24 |
1157 | The humiliation scene was his idea ... but I have to admit, I kind of like it. | 1.3123 | 0.03375 | 317 | 241 | 53 | 23 |
1158 | I'll tire him out first, then we can raid the kitchen. | 1.3122 | 0.03052 | 362 | 271 | 69 | 22 |
1159 | Did you know Kibble now comes with marijuana? | 1.3121 | 0.03281 | 330 | 250 | 57 | 23 |
1160 | A little cat nip goes a long way fellas! | 1.3121 | 0.03048 | 330 | 242 | 73 | 15 |
1161 | The trick is getting the blinders on. | 1.3118 | 0.03075 | 340 | 252 | 70 | 18 |
1162 | Before the blinders, we just kept going in circles | 1.3117 | 0.03145 | 324 | 240 | 67 | 17 |
1163 | I told him it will help avoid curiosity. | 1.3116 | 0.03177 | 337 | 253 | 63 | 21 |
1164 | It took some work, but my scurrying days are over. | 1.3115 | 0.03255 | 321 | 241 | 60 | 20 |
1165 | Let's just say it was a lot of cheddar | 1.3115 | 0.03133 | 321 | 237 | 68 | 16 |
1166 | No country for old mice. | 1.3115 | 0.03435 | 305 | 232 | 51 | 22 |
1167 | I saw Jerry doing this to Tom in a past cartoon. What could possibly go wrong? | 1.3114 | 0.03139 | 334 | 249 | 66 | 19 |
1168 | It wasn't hard to do. I Googled it. | 1.3113 | 0.03184 | 318 | 236 | 65 | 17 |
1169 | I know you'll miss your brother, but someone had to put the bridle on. | 1.3113 | 0.03584 | 302 | 234 | 42 | 26 |
1170 | Beats scurrying! | 1.3112 | 0.03216 | 331 | 249 | 61 | 21 |
1171 | Hypnotism is easy, the real art is to know just when the trance ends. | 1.3112 | 0.03355 | 331 | 254 | 51 | 26 |
1172 | We've reached a compromise. | 1.3110 | 0.02907 | 344 | 250 | 81 | 13 |
1173 | Take it easy fellas, he's a vegetarian! | 1.3110 | 0.03385 | 299 | 225 | 55 | 19 |
1174 | The rat race has now become a cat and mouse game. | 1.3110 | 0.03385 | 299 | 225 | 55 | 19 |
1175 | Caught him napping. | 1.3110 | 0.03293 | 328 | 249 | 56 | 23 |
1176 | I'll write when I find work. | 1.3110 | 0.03118 | 328 | 243 | 68 | 17 |
1177 | They’re not as hard to train as you might think. | 1.3109 | 0.02922 | 357 | 262 | 79 | 16 |
1178 | Yes, he's service, not comfort | 1.3109 | 0.03177 | 341 | 257 | 62 | 22 |
1179 | It's like Uber, but it only takes you to your final destination. | 1.3108 | 0.03398 | 325 | 250 | 49 | 26 |
1180 | Who's the alpha now? | 1.3107 | 0.03097 | 354 | 266 | 66 | 22 |
1181 | Want to ride-share? | 1.3107 | 0.03027 | 338 | 249 | 73 | 16 |
1182 | He's gone vegan! | 1.3107 | 0.03169 | 338 | 254 | 63 | 21 |
1183 | I wish he would at least wear a helmet | 1.3106 | 0.03335 | 322 | 245 | 54 | 23 |
1184 | This is Snowball getting his chance in Hell | 1.3106 | 0.03247 | 322 | 242 | 60 | 20 |
1185 | I win if I stay on for 30 seconds after Mom says, "Here, Kitty, Kitty!" | 1.3105 | 0.03199 | 306 | 226 | 65 | 15 |
1186 | You can't imagine the difficulty in saddling her. | 1.3104 | 0.03271 | 335 | 255 | 56 | 24 |
1187 | After the catnip scandal, his racing days are over. | 1.3103 | 0.03297 | 319 | 241 | 57 | 21 |
1188 | Mouse whipped, for a change. | 1.3102 | 0.03236 | 332 | 251 | 59 | 22 |
1189 | Relax, this cat has a 5-star ride share rating. | 1.3102 | 0.03092 | 332 | 246 | 69 | 17 |
1190 | Remember, as long as it's within the 5 Boroughs, he can't refuse. | 1.3102 | 0.03352 | 303 | 228 | 56 | 19 |
1191 | They may take our cheese, but they'll never take our freedom!!! | 1.3100 | 0.03340 | 329 | 252 | 52 | 25 |
1192 | Now who's blind? | 1.3099 | 0.03087 | 342 | 255 | 68 | 19 |
1193 | As long as you're the one up here, you're safe. | 1.3098 | 0.03129 | 326 | 242 | 67 | 17 |
1194 | This is nothing. Next week I'm teaching him to make a cheese soufflé. | 1.3098 | 0.03305 | 326 | 248 | 55 | 23 |
1195 | Well, dressage was a bit of a challenge. | 1.3098 | 0.03218 | 326 | 245 | 61 | 20 |
1196 | We're entering the Purreakness. | 1.3096 | 0.03148 | 323 | 240 | 66 | 17 |
1197 | Hi there fellows! wanna ride my Furrari! | 1.3096 | 0.03411 | 323 | 249 | 48 | 26 |
1198 | And he's trained to find cheese! | 1.3095 | 0.03263 | 336 | 256 | 56 | 24 |
1199 | Phase two will involve herding. | 1.3095 | 0.03235 | 336 | 255 | 58 | 23 |
1200 | Better to herd and not be seen. | 1.3095 | 0.03203 | 349 | 266 | 58 | 25 |
1201 | And the best part is when I get to say "Git along little doggie" | 1.3094 | 0.03256 | 307 | 229 | 61 | 17 |
1202 | He was amazingly easy to train once I said he'd get more views on social media. | 1.3094 | 0.03405 | 320 | 246 | 49 | 25 |
1203 | I want to go see the farmer's wife and re-write history. | 1.3093 | 0.03142 | 333 | 249 | 65 | 19 |
1204 | Check out my new fur-rari! | 1.3093 | 0.03255 | 333 | 253 | 57 | 23 |
1205 | The hard part was deactivating its sleep mode. | 1.3093 | 0.03283 | 333 | 254 | 55 | 24 |
1206 | Who's the blind one now? | 1.3092 | 0.03222 | 346 | 264 | 57 | 25 |
1207 | Never say never. | 1.3092 | 0.03007 | 346 | 256 | 73 | 17 |
1208 | It's good for about an hour, then it needs to charge for 23. | 1.3092 | 0.03244 | 304 | 226 | 62 | 16 |
1209 | In the land of blinders a mouse is king. | 1.3090 | 0.03188 | 343 | 260 | 60 | 23 |
1210 | I’m taking this one for a run after the farmer’s wife. | 1.3090 | 0.03052 | 343 | 255 | 70 | 18 |
1211 | You should try this new ride-hailing app called 'Mouser.' | 1.3089 | 0.02958 | 369 | 275 | 74 | 20 |
1212 | This brings new meaning to the term “pussy whipped”. | 1.3089 | 0.03121 | 327 | 243 | 67 | 17 |
1213 | I'm being taken for a ride. | 1.3089 | 0.03352 | 327 | 251 | 51 | 25 |
1214 | I'm telling you: domesticate these things, and we'll rule the world. | 1.3086 | 0.03170 | 324 | 242 | 64 | 18 |
1215 | If you want to go faster, you just say kiddy-up. | 1.3086 | 0.03317 | 324 | 247 | 54 | 23 |
1216 | On my way to the kitchen, want anything? | 1.3085 | 0.03065 | 363 | 274 | 66 | 23 |
1217 | Two words: Taxi-Cat | 1.3083 | 0.02960 | 373 | 279 | 73 | 21 |
1218 | Get your affairs in order. We ride at dawn. | 1.3082 | 0.03429 | 305 | 233 | 50 | 22 |
1219 | It is a smooth ride so long as you do not mind the frequent stop for naps. | 1.3082 | 0.03295 | 331 | 253 | 54 | 24 |
1220 | Now, I'm certain to win the rat race! | 1.3082 | 0.03124 | 331 | 247 | 66 | 18 |
1221 | He said he’s changed! | 1.3082 | 0.03350 | 331 | 255 | 50 | 26 |
1222 | Party at the Farmer’s wife’s place, you guys want a ride? | 1.3079 | 0.03453 | 302 | 231 | 49 | 22 |
1223 | I got him from the Police Auction! | 1.3079 | 0.03343 | 328 | 252 | 51 | 25 |
1224 | Who's blind now, bitch? | 1.3079 | 0.03480 | 328 | 257 | 41 | 30 |
1225 | The balance of power has shifted, friends! Are you in? Or are you out? | 1.3079 | 0.03117 | 341 | 256 | 65 | 20 |
1226 | Once I got him hooked on catnip- he was all mine! | 1.3079 | 0.03039 | 354 | 265 | 69 | 20 |
1227 | Turns out, the fun was all in the chase. We reached a compromise. | 1.3077 | 0.03185 | 312 | 232 | 64 | 16 |
1228 | My other cat is a Brazilian Shorthair. | 1.3077 | 0.03250 | 325 | 246 | 58 | 21 |
1229 | They'll do ANYTHING for catnip. | 1.3077 | 0.03191 | 338 | 256 | 60 | 22 |
1230 | Psst...I told him it would go viral on YouTube. | 1.3075 | 0.03257 | 348 | 268 | 53 | 27 |
1231 | They banned horses in Central Park. | 1.3075 | 0.03329 | 322 | 246 | 53 | 23 |
1232 | Once I got a saddle on him, the rest was easy. | 1.3075 | 0.03211 | 322 | 242 | 61 | 19 |
1233 | Don't be scared. Deep down, he's a complete pussy. | 1.3074 | 0.03397 | 309 | 236 | 51 | 22 |
1234 | I told him we were pro-milk, and he totally bought it. | 1.3074 | 0.03533 | 296 | 228 | 45 | 23 |
1235 | Ignore the fact that he's orange. He's trainable. | 1.3073 | 0.03089 | 371 | 283 | 62 | 26 |
1236 | The golden doodle was just too high maintenance. | 1.3072 | 0.03173 | 332 | 250 | 62 | 20 |
1237 | Underneath the gruff exterior he's really just a pussycat. | 1.3072 | 0.03291 | 319 | 242 | 56 | 21 |
1238 | I don’t know what you’re putting in her cat food, but don’t stop. | 1.3070 | 0.03191 | 342 | 260 | 59 | 23 |
1239 | The good news is, it's a great ride. The bad news is, he gets to eat you when it's over. | 1.3070 | 0.03362 | 329 | 254 | 49 | 26 |
1240 | It's an election bet, Tabby here thought Trump would keep the House. | 1.3070 | 0.03157 | 316 | 235 | 65 | 16 |
1241 | It’s simple. First, tell him he’s GREAT, next tell him he’s the best leader ever and most importantly, convince him that fake-news outlets will run the story non-stop for a week straight. | 1.3070 | 0.03402 | 316 | 243 | 49 | 24 |
1242 | Face your fears, Gentlemen ! | 1.3068 | 0.03128 | 339 | 255 | 64 | 20 |
1243 | I told him I know how to build a better mouse trap. | 1.3067 | 0.03268 | 300 | 224 | 60 | 16 |
1244 | Not much, just heading to the river to visit the scorpion and the frog. | 1.3065 | 0.03002 | 336 | 248 | 73 | 15 |
1245 | The next time anyone tries to move my cheese, I'll be ready. | 1.3065 | 0.03202 | 336 | 255 | 59 | 22 |
1246 | She says she's taking me to her food dish. | 1.3065 | 0.03146 | 336 | 253 | 63 | 20 |
1247 | Once you get them accustomed to the saddle they're really quite manageable. | 1.3065 | 0.03002 | 336 | 248 | 73 | 15 |
1248 | It’s a diversion from playing with those little wooden traps. | 1.3065 | 0.03202 | 323 | 243 | 61 | 19 |
1249 | Pre-Blind Mice | 1.3065 | 0.03142 | 323 | 241 | 65 | 17 |
1250 | I recommend getting the safety feature package. | 1.3063 | 0.03019 | 333 | 246 | 72 | 15 |
1251 | You look surprised, cat got your tongue? | 1.3062 | 0.03312 | 320 | 244 | 54 | 22 |
1252 | See! That nursery rhyme is fake news. It wasn’t us that were blind. | 1.3062 | 0.03252 | 320 | 242 | 58 | 20 |
1253 | He really didn't have much choice once his nine lives were up. | 1.3062 | 0.03025 | 356 | 267 | 69 | 20 |
1254 | Vote for legalized catnip. | 1.3061 | 0.03270 | 330 | 252 | 55 | 23 |
1255 | I went to see Oprah and she was giving out cats. | 1.3061 | 0.03184 | 330 | 249 | 61 | 20 |
1256 | I just said he’d be assisting the blind and he bought it. | 1.3061 | 0.03184 | 330 | 249 | 61 | 20 |
1257 | Who said they can't be trained? | 1.3061 | 0.03270 | 330 | 252 | 55 | 23 |
1258 | Retirement from the lab has been great. Just went out and picked up the cat of my dreams. | 1.3059 | 0.03175 | 340 | 258 | 60 | 22 |
1259 | Well, they're not headphones, or you'd be dinner and dessert. | 1.3058 | 0.03084 | 327 | 243 | 68 | 16 |
1260 | Wait till you see me hogtie the dog! | 1.3058 | 0.03319 | 327 | 251 | 52 | 24 |
1261 | He thinks he’s Elon Mousk. | 1.3057 | 0.03112 | 350 | 265 | 63 | 22 |
1262 | I won the election bet | 1.3056 | 0.03253 | 324 | 246 | 57 | 21 |
1263 | It’s amazing what you can do with a little catnip. | 1.3055 | 0.02994 | 347 | 258 | 72 | 17 |
1264 | He thinks he has a monkey on his back! | 1.3053 | 0.03170 | 357 | 274 | 57 | 26 |
1265 | I guess no one has told him he was adopted | 1.3053 | 0.03362 | 321 | 247 | 50 | 24 |
1266 | I'm training her for the catwalk. | 1.3049 | 0.03136 | 328 | 246 | 64 | 18 |
1267 | He’s high on catnip. He thinks he’s a Tennessee Walking Horse.” | 1.3048 | 0.03376 | 315 | 242 | 50 | 23 |
1268 | Always remember to use an English saddle with a British Shorthair. | 1.3047 | 0.03074 | 338 | 253 | 67 | 18 |
1269 | Just grab your pussy. You can do anything... | 1.3047 | 0.03399 | 338 | 265 | 43 | 30 |
1270 | They're really not as smart as you think. | 1.3045 | 0.03211 | 312 | 234 | 61 | 17 |
1271 | My other ride is a python | 1.3045 | 0.03149 | 335 | 253 | 62 | 20 |
1272 | “I wanted a pony, but my folks thought I should start with a kitten” | 1.3045 | 0.03062 | 358 | 271 | 65 | 22 |
1273 | This. Changes. Everything! | 1.3043 | 0.03082 | 322 | 239 | 68 | 15 |
1274 | We're being extra-cautious about distractions. She's already used up eight lives. | 1.3043 | 0.03059 | 345 | 259 | 67 | 19 |
1275 | I'm not going to tell him! | 1.3043 | 0.03205 | 322 | 243 | 60 | 19 |
1276 | I told you those hypnosis lessons would come in handy. | 1.3042 | 0.03110 | 332 | 249 | 65 | 18 |
1277 | Nonsense. Cat’s are happiest when they’re working. | 1.3042 | 0.03225 | 332 | 253 | 57 | 22 |
1278 | I told you my major in positive psychology would one day pay off. | 1.3042 | 0.03232 | 309 | 232 | 60 | 17 |
1279 | You said no to a motorcycle... | 1.3041 | 0.03345 | 319 | 245 | 51 | 23 |
1280 | Uber had surge pricing. | 1.3041 | 0.03374 | 319 | 246 | 49 | 24 |
1281 | Its just an urban legend that they are difficult." | 1.3039 | 0.03318 | 306 | 232 | 55 | 19 |
1282 | She thinks I'm a chihuahua. | 1.3039 | 0.03112 | 362 | 277 | 60 | 25 |
1283 | I have him hooked on strong catnip. | 1.3038 | 0.03122 | 339 | 256 | 63 | 20 |
1284 | They are not bad. It just depends how you raise them. | 1.3037 | 0.03007 | 349 | 261 | 70 | 18 |
1285 | At midnight I turn back into a mouse, and the steed into an ally cat...uh, what time is it? | 1.3037 | 0.03141 | 349 | 266 | 60 | 23 |
1286 | . . . but you really have to stick the dismount! | 1.3037 | 0.03114 | 349 | 265 | 62 | 22 |
1287 | He's stuck. I think he's catatonic. | 1.3037 | 0.03177 | 326 | 246 | 61 | 19 |
1288 | This is nothing. I’ve got a flock of seagulls flying us all to Wisconsin for my bachelor party. | 1.3037 | 0.03294 | 326 | 250 | 53 | 23 |
1289 | This is the only time it's ok to grab a pussy" | 1.3034 | 0.03315 | 323 | 248 | 52 | 23 |
1290 | Wherever this ride leads must be really great because everybody who goes there stays. | 1.3032 | 0.03151 | 343 | 261 | 60 | 22 |
1291 | It's just like horses. To herd cats you have to convince them they want to do it. | 1.3031 | 0.03092 | 320 | 238 | 67 | 15 |
1292 | This is my version of playing cat and mouse. | 1.3031 | 0.03216 | 320 | 242 | 59 | 19 |
1293 | I've got something on him. | 1.3031 | 0.03247 | 320 | 243 | 57 | 20 |
1294 | You proved your point already, Algernon. Now you're just showing off. | 1.3029 | 0.03224 | 340 | 261 | 55 | 24 |
1295 | He's missing hindsight as well. | 1.3029 | 0.03224 | 340 | 261 | 55 | 24 |
1296 | They thought it was an error when the ad said, 'Free cat. Horse broken.' Turns out the ad was right. | 1.3029 | 0.03142 | 340 | 258 | 61 | 21 |
1297 | Thought we'd reverse the nursery rhyme with three seeing mice and one blind cat. | 1.3029 | 0.03251 | 340 | 262 | 53 | 25 |
1298 | You just can't lead it to water." | 1.3028 | 0.03358 | 317 | 244 | 50 | 23 |
1299 | This thing is a beast to control in the rain | 1.3028 | 0.03017 | 327 | 242 | 71 | 14 |
1300 | My secret? If you can dream it, you can do it! ... That, and catnip.“ | 1.3027 | 0.03189 | 337 | 257 | 58 | 22 |
1301 | If the blinders fall off call 911 ! | 1.3026 | 0.03178 | 347 | 266 | 57 | 24 |
1302 | I don’t know, fellas. I just YouTubed it. | 1.3024 | 0.03466 | 291 | 223 | 48 | 20 |
1303 | It's a variation on Pavlov's classical conditioning. | 1.3024 | 0.03180 | 334 | 254 | 59 | 21 |
1304 | I told him we were blind. He feels sorry for me. | 1.3024 | 0.03046 | 377 | 289 | 62 | 26 |
1305 | He thinks he's a horse. Why tell him otherwise? | 1.3023 | 0.03061 | 344 | 259 | 66 | 19 |
1306 | No, it wasn’t as easy as it looks | 1.3023 | 0.03055 | 354 | 268 | 65 | 21 |
1307 | If you start them young, it's not a problem. | 1.3021 | 0.02961 | 331 | 244 | 74 | 13 |
1308 | Stick enough catnip up their nose, and they'll do anything. | 1.3021 | 0.03112 | 331 | 249 | 64 | 18 |
1309 | Looks like we won. | 1.3021 | 0.03141 | 331 | 250 | 62 | 19 |
1310 | I find an English saddle gives me more control. | 1.3020 | 0.03341 | 298 | 226 | 54 | 18 |
1311 | We’re off to lunch | 1.3020 | 0.03073 | 351 | 266 | 64 | 21 |
1312 | Now let's see how HE runs! | 1.3020 | 0.03046 | 351 | 265 | 66 | 20 |
1313 | I offered him 2 treats, some catnip, and a Xanax. | 1.3019 | 0.03040 | 361 | 274 | 65 | 22 |
1314 | Just mix ambien and anchovies into the cat food - it makes them as docile as sheep. | 1.3017 | 0.03036 | 348 | 262 | 67 | 19 |
1315 | I know it's unproven, but I take pride in being an early adopter. | 1.3016 | 0.02899 | 368 | 275 | 75 | 18 |
1316 | This way, he stays in his lane. | 1.3015 | 0.03209 | 325 | 247 | 58 | 20 |
1317 | What can I say…He went all in and lost. | 1.3015 | 0.03227 | 335 | 257 | 55 | 23 |
1318 | Shush! If he knew who is riding him, I’m toast. | 1.3014 | 0.03151 | 355 | 273 | 57 | 25 |
1319 | You’ve been watching the wrong cat videos on YouTube. | 1.3014 | 0.02942 | 355 | 265 | 73 | 17 |
1320 | So much for the master race. This simpleton went to Wharton. | 1.3014 | 0.03186 | 365 | 284 | 52 | 29 |
1321 | It can't be inhumane if we're not human | 1.3013 | 0.03205 | 312 | 235 | 60 | 17 |
1322 | Call me a “stable genius”. | 1.3012 | 0.03199 | 322 | 244 | 59 | 19 |
1323 | See you later! I'm going to herd some dogs. | 1.3012 | 0.03229 | 322 | 245 | 57 | 20 |
1324 | It's okay. We won the election. | 1.3012 | 0.03347 | 322 | 249 | 49 | 24 |
1325 | The key is not letting them look back. | 1.3011 | 0.03083 | 362 | 277 | 61 | 24 |
1326 | It's really all about how you raise them. | 1.3009 | 0.03126 | 319 | 239 | 64 | 16 |
1327 | He bet the dog that The Giants would lose. | 1.3009 | 0.03210 | 329 | 251 | 57 | 21 |
1328 | The really hard part is getting into the saddle. | 1.3009 | 0.03181 | 329 | 250 | 59 | 20 |
1329 | Once I’d burrowed my way to where they keep the catnip, the rest was rather easy. | 1.3006 | 0.03239 | 316 | 240 | 57 | 19 |
1330 | Ever since the lottery win Rick has become so reckless. | 1.3006 | 0.03078 | 336 | 253 | 65 | 18 |
1331 | Sure it's not the safest...but you can't beat the ride on a cat-illac! | 1.3006 | 0.03154 | 346 | 265 | 58 | 23 |
1332 | I started out herding cats, then moved on to this. | 1.3003 | 0.03190 | 323 | 245 | 59 | 19 |
1333 | I'm on my way, unless he decides to take a 23 hour nap. | 1.3000 | 0.03191 | 340 | 261 | 56 | 23 |
1334 | Look, in this day and age, you adapt. | 1.3000 | 0.03287 | 330 | 255 | 51 | 24 |
1335 | Once you get the saddle on, he’s a real pussycat. | 1.3000 | 0.03084 | 310 | 230 | 67 | 13 |
1336 | its a 2003 | 1.3000 | 0.03102 | 350 | 267 | 61 | 22 |
1337 | it’s all in the whispering | 1.3000 | 0.03118 | 310 | 231 | 65 | 14 |
1338 | Just working on my cat walk. | 1.2997 | 0.02981 | 357 | 269 | 69 | 19 |
1339 | He's just a big pussy cat really... | 1.2997 | 0.03135 | 357 | 275 | 57 | 25 |
1340 | It's a great ride, but getting off is a little tricky. | 1.2997 | 0.03072 | 327 | 245 | 66 | 16 |
1341 | He was one of my Uber choices! | 1.2997 | 0.03381 | 317 | 246 | 47 | 24 |
1342 | Quick! Take my photo. I need a new profile picture. | 1.2997 | 0.03237 | 307 | 232 | 58 | 17 |
1343 | Prey for me. | 1.2997 | 0.03205 | 297 | 222 | 61 | 14 |
1344 | Once they legalized catpot it was pretty easy. | 1.2994 | 0.03111 | 344 | 262 | 61 | 21 |
1345 | I just got my license. | 1.2991 | 0.03106 | 331 | 250 | 63 | 18 |
1346 | I know it's not practical, but you only live once, right? | 1.2991 | 0.03109 | 321 | 241 | 64 | 16 |
1347 | Finally, Service Cat for Three Blind Mice | 1.2990 | 0.03457 | 311 | 243 | 43 | 25 |
1348 | The main hazards are laser pointers and sudden cucumbers. | 1.2989 | 0.03058 | 378 | 292 | 59 | 27 |
1349 | The worst part is trying to get him to eat hay. | 1.2988 | 0.03202 | 338 | 260 | 55 | 23 |
1350 | What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. | 1.2988 | 0.03202 | 338 | 260 | 55 | 23 |
1351 | The dealer told me that "eaten rates" are lower for this one than the Jaguar. | 1.2988 | 0.03355 | 328 | 256 | 46 | 26 |
1352 | At least I will have enjoyed the ride. | 1.2988 | 0.02972 | 328 | 243 | 72 | 13 |
1353 | I'm 3:1 in the third at Calico. | 1.2988 | 0.03064 | 328 | 246 | 66 | 16 |
1354 | I knew my time volunteering in the Behaviorists’ lab would eventually pay off! | 1.2988 | 0.03242 | 328 | 252 | 54 | 22 |
1355 | There's no way he'll get that thing through the front door. | 1.2988 | 0.03327 | 328 | 255 | 48 | 25 |
1356 | All he needed was a laser pointer. | 1.2987 | 0.03159 | 318 | 240 | 61 | 17 |
1357 | He’s thinks this will get his picture in one of those stupid cat calendars. | 1.2985 | 0.03080 | 335 | 253 | 64 | 18 |
1358 | Check out who's the blind one now! | 1.2985 | 0.03291 | 325 | 251 | 51 | 23 |
1359 | No, she doesn't go through a lot of jockeys. A lot of jockeys go through her. | 1.2984 | 0.03394 | 315 | 245 | 46 | 24 |
1360 | It's mostly just sunny spots, but when he moves it's really fun | 1.2982 | 0.03213 | 332 | 255 | 55 | 22 |
1361 | Rule number one, and the most important rule! Do not squeak!! | 1.2981 | 0.03223 | 322 | 246 | 56 | 20 |
1362 | Hi Tom, look what you can do with Jerrymandering. | 1.2981 | 0.03193 | 322 | 245 | 58 | 19 |
1363 | If this is going to work you have to be as quiet as a... | 1.2981 | 0.03283 | 322 | 248 | 52 | 22 |
1364 | It's okay, she's deaf too. | 1.2981 | 0.02860 | 359 | 267 | 77 | 15 |
1365 | She’s my seeing eye cat. | 1.2980 | 0.03156 | 349 | 269 | 56 | 24 |
1366 | We're going to look for the farmer's wife." | 1.2980 | 0.03104 | 349 | 267 | 60 | 22 |
1367 | Be right back, I'm gonna go piss off the neighbors. | 1.2979 | 0.03380 | 292 | 223 | 51 | 18 |
1368 | I'm trying to reduce my carbon paw-print! | 1.2979 | 0.03055 | 339 | 256 | 65 | 18 |
1369 | He is afraid of mice. | 1.2979 | 0.03275 | 339 | 264 | 49 | 26 |
1370 | He's taking me to meet his parents! | 1.2979 | 0.03318 | 329 | 256 | 48 | 25 |
1371 | What?? You've never seen a cat before? | 1.2978 | 0.03304 | 319 | 246 | 51 | 22 |
1372 | Believe it or not, he responds to "Get along, little doggie." | 1.2978 | 0.03213 | 319 | 243 | 57 | 19 |
1373 | It's the blind leading the blind | 1.2978 | 0.03009 | 356 | 270 | 66 | 20 |
1374 | Apparently he is a born again cat. | 1.2977 | 0.03347 | 309 | 238 | 50 | 21 |
1375 | After that farmer's wife incident, I prefer traveling by cat | 1.2976 | 0.03101 | 336 | 255 | 62 | 19 |
1376 | It’s all in the reins | 1.2975 | 0.03135 | 326 | 247 | 61 | 18 |
1377 | Pussy whipped. | 1.2975 | 0.02995 | 363 | 276 | 66 | 21 |
1378 | Not to worry. He has no idea who I am | 1.2974 | 0.03140 | 343 | 263 | 58 | 22 |
1379 | Aren't we suppose to be the blind ones? | 1.2973 | 0.03233 | 333 | 257 | 53 | 23 |
1380 | I had to cross that hot tin roof somehow. | 1.2973 | 0.03099 | 296 | 219 | 66 | 11 |
1381 | No 'grab 'em by the pussy' jokes, please. | 1.2972 | 0.03361 | 323 | 252 | 46 | 25 |
1382 | When YouTube gets this, we’ll all be swimming in cheese! | 1.2972 | 0.03154 | 323 | 245 | 60 | 18 |
1383 | Sure beats trying to herding them. | 1.2972 | 0.03154 | 323 | 245 | 60 | 18 |
1384 | ”Just don’t rub the fur the wrong way.” | 1.2971 | 0.03018 | 340 | 256 | 67 | 17 |
1385 | Uber for Matt? | 1.2971 | 0.03131 | 340 | 260 | 59 | 21 |
1386 | I used the same method that Trump did with the GOP! | 1.2971 | 0.03186 | 340 | 262 | 55 | 23 |
1387 | We're playing horse and mouse. | 1.2967 | 0.03035 | 337 | 254 | 66 | 17 |
1388 | I laced his catnip with fentanyl. | 1.2967 | 0.03063 | 364 | 280 | 60 | 24 |
1389 | Hop on, let's go find a dog. | 1.2966 | 0.03245 | 327 | 252 | 53 | 22 |
1390 | The toughest part is getting up here. | 1.2966 | 0.02992 | 354 | 268 | 67 | 19 |
1391 | Once you get enough catnip the rest is easy. | 1.2965 | 0.03224 | 317 | 242 | 56 | 19 |
1392 | I love him, so I suppose you could say we're both wearing blinders. | 1.2965 | 0.03022 | 344 | 260 | 66 | 18 |
1393 | It's also vegan. | 1.2965 | 0.03105 | 344 | 263 | 60 | 21 |
1394 | I'm off to Canada! Trump's more dangerous than the cat. | 1.2964 | 0.03453 | 307 | 240 | 43 | 24 |
1395 | This one will do anything for catnip! | 1.2963 | 0.03053 | 324 | 243 | 66 | 15 |
1396 | Hey fellas, I just watched a really great TED talk! | 1.2962 | 0.03457 | 314 | 247 | 41 | 26 |
1397 | We’re at 4-1 odds tomorrow at Calico Park | 1.2962 | 0.03181 | 314 | 238 | 59 | 17 |
1398 | I just turned 50, so I thought: 'why not do something for myself?' | 1.2961 | 0.03216 | 331 | 255 | 54 | 22 |
1399 | He's been like this since I started spiking his kibble with Adderall. | 1.2961 | 0.03010 | 331 | 248 | 68 | 15 |
1400 | He decided to switch parties after the midterm elections. | 1.2960 | 0.03133 | 348 | 268 | 57 | 23 |
1401 | Kudos -- but what happens when you get down? | 1.2960 | 0.03165 | 321 | 244 | 59 | 18 |
1402 | It's Uber! | 1.2960 | 0.03344 | 321 | 250 | 47 | 24 |
1403 | Hey, This is what they do on their 10th life | 1.2960 | 0.03315 | 321 | 249 | 49 | 23 |
1404 | Those lessons in hypnosis are paying off! | 1.2959 | 0.02969 | 338 | 253 | 70 | 15 |
1405 | Now our only worry is the dog. | 1.2959 | 0.03057 | 338 | 256 | 64 | 18 |
1406 | It's mutual; I know all the places to get milk and cheese! | 1.2959 | 0.02909 | 338 | 251 | 74 | 13 |
1407 | I'll keep him away so you can play. | 1.2959 | 0.03113 | 338 | 258 | 60 | 20 |
1408 | It's a smooth ride until he spots his girlfriend. | 1.2958 | 0.03390 | 311 | 242 | 46 | 23 |
1409 | Amazing what you can learn from a YouTube how-to cat video! | 1.2957 | 0.03058 | 328 | 247 | 65 | 16 |
1410 | Zero Celsius in Hell today gentlemen! | 1.2957 | 0.03404 | 328 | 259 | 41 | 28 |
1411 | Actually, it's safer and more fun than scaring elephants. | 1.2957 | 0.03178 | 328 | 251 | 57 | 20 |
1412 | Once I got the blinders on it was easy | 1.2957 | 0.02991 | 372 | 285 | 64 | 23 |
1413 | It's amazing what you can achieve with a little catnip. | 1.2957 | 0.03169 | 301 | 226 | 61 | 14 |
1414 | He thinks I'm a pit bull. | 1.2957 | 0.03097 | 345 | 264 | 60 | 21 |
1415 | Have you ever seen such a sight in your life; as one blind cat? | 1.2957 | 0.03097 | 345 | 264 | 60 | 21 |
1416 | You guys need a Lyft? | 1.2956 | 0.03307 | 318 | 246 | 50 | 22 |
1417 | One word, dressage. | 1.2955 | 0.03160 | 335 | 257 | 57 | 21 |
1418 | Playing Cat & Mouse can be fun,when you're in control. | 1.2954 | 0.02857 | 369 | 277 | 75 | 17 |
1419 | I found her on Craigslist under 'Transportation'. | 1.2954 | 0.03227 | 325 | 250 | 54 | 21 |
1420 | Don't worry, he's a scaredy cat. | 1.2954 | 0.03014 | 325 | 243 | 68 | 14 |
1421 | We even qualify for the carpool lane | 1.2953 | 0.03003 | 342 | 258 | 67 | 17 |
1422 | Couples therapy-- works wonders. | 1.2953 | 0.03428 | 298 | 231 | 46 | 21 |
1423 | Come on! First ride is free! | 1.2952 | 0.03297 | 315 | 243 | 51 | 21 |
1424 | Run out ahead. Whoever doesn’t get caught can ride next. | 1.2952 | 0.03150 | 332 | 254 | 58 | 20 |
1425 | Go ahead Steven, call me a rat again. | 1.2950 | 0.03335 | 322 | 251 | 47 | 24 |
1426 | We’re trying out for stupid pet tricks. | 1.2949 | 0.02813 | 356 | 264 | 79 | 13 |
1427 | It’s the new Jaguar model. | 1.2948 | 0.03143 | 346 | 267 | 56 | 23 |
1428 | his name is Figment | 1.2947 | 0.03522 | 302 | 238 | 39 | 25 |
1429 | We've got our own Youtube channel. | 1.2947 | 0.03207 | 319 | 244 | 56 | 19 |
1430 | Prey" and "Predator" are merely mindsets, gentlemen — true power comes via implantable electrodes | 1.2947 | 0.03081 | 319 | 240 | 64 | 15 |
1431 | He gets 20 miles per kibble. | 1.2945 | 0.03099 | 326 | 247 | 62 | 17 |
1432 | They're very green transportation, once you get past the whole eating your cousins hang up | 1.2945 | 0.03159 | 326 | 249 | 58 | 19 |
1433 | Trump was right, just grab and go! | 1.2943 | 0.03408 | 316 | 248 | 43 | 25 |
1434 | It’s a great way to get around, but feeding time is the worst. | 1.2943 | 0.03171 | 333 | 256 | 56 | 21 |
1435 | What he doesn't know doesn't hurt me. | 1.2943 | 0.02872 | 333 | 246 | 76 | 11 |
1436 | Mom always said that Louie would either be eaten by the cat or ride him like a horse. | 1.2943 | 0.03091 | 350 | 269 | 59 | 22 |
1437 | We just got out of the bag. | 1.2941 | 0.03394 | 306 | 238 | 46 | 22 |
1438 | I finally smashed the Catriarchy! | 1.2941 | 0.03298 | 306 | 235 | 52 | 19 |
1439 | Friendly purrsuasion. | 1.2940 | 0.03008 | 364 | 279 | 63 | 22 |
1440 | Play nice or I'll turn this cat around. | 1.2939 | 0.03042 | 330 | 249 | 65 | 16 |
1441 | First, I bought up all the catnip I could find... | 1.2939 | 0.03151 | 313 | 237 | 60 | 16 |
1442 | I got Alexa to order it for me on Amazon . | 1.2938 | 0.03268 | 354 | 280 | 44 | 30 |
1443 | Now just imagine Trump unable to watch Fox. | 1.2938 | 0.03172 | 337 | 260 | 55 | 22 |
1444 | Don't worry - it's domesticated. | 1.2937 | 0.03008 | 320 | 239 | 68 | 13 |
1445 | The fact that you are still standing there is proof the blinders are working. | 1.2937 | 0.03228 | 320 | 246 | 54 | 20 |
1446 | It is my turn to walk the cat today. | 1.2936 | 0.02973 | 361 | 275 | 66 | 20 |
1447 | No need to worry - he's a real pussycat. | 1.2936 | 0.03072 | 344 | 263 | 61 | 20 |
1448 | Of course he’s stuffed! Best birthday present ever! | 1.2936 | 0.02960 | 344 | 259 | 69 | 16 |
1449 | Turns out a swinging laser pointer can be an effective hypnosis device. | 1.2936 | 0.03151 | 327 | 250 | 58 | 19 |
1450 | Nothing to it if you know where the catnip is stashed. | 1.2936 | 0.03151 | 327 | 250 | 58 | 19 |
1451 | Please, no petting the service cat. | 1.2936 | 0.03239 | 327 | 253 | 52 | 22 |
1452 | Let's just say, curiosity got the best of this cat. | 1.2935 | 0.03137 | 310 | 234 | 61 | 15 |
1453 | I'm skeptical, too, but the concierge said this was the best way to see the park. | 1.2934 | 0.03003 | 351 | 267 | 65 | 19 |
1454 | They go low, You go high. | 1.2934 | 0.03191 | 334 | 258 | 54 | 22 |
1455 | You're okay as long as he doesn't see you | 1.2934 | 0.03191 | 334 | 258 | 54 | 22 |
1456 | I know, I know, I'm a mid-life cliché, but you should see this baby at top speed! | 1.2934 | 0.03134 | 334 | 256 | 58 | 20 |
1457 | Who says I can't have my cat and get eaten, too? | 1.2933 | 0.03308 | 300 | 230 | 52 | 18 |
1458 | Wait 'til the catnip wears off." | 1.2933 | 0.02963 | 358 | 272 | 67 | 19 |
1459 | Not to worry... we’re just playing cat and mouse. | 1.2932 | 0.03170 | 324 | 248 | 57 | 19 |
1460 | This isn't a cat,guys! This is a metaphor. For Americans thinking they can control their president. | 1.2932 | 0.03050 | 365 | 282 | 59 | 24 |
1461 | I taught him how to open the pantry! | 1.2931 | 0.03267 | 331 | 258 | 49 | 24 |
1462 | The personal growth seminar was awesome. Why do you ask? | 1.2928 | 0.03158 | 321 | 245 | 58 | 18 |
1463 | What? You guys have never seen a horse before? | 1.2928 | 0.02992 | 362 | 277 | 64 | 21 |
1464 | Ride or die. | 1.2928 | 0.03343 | 304 | 235 | 49 | 20 |
1465 | It is the "alternate truth" trick. I keep on telling him he is a horse. | 1.2928 | 0.03310 | 304 | 234 | 51 | 19 |
1466 | The hardest part was training him to give me a leg up! | 1.2927 | 0.03052 | 328 | 248 | 64 | 16 |
1467 | I hope curiosity kills him too. | 1.2927 | 0.03002 | 369 | 284 | 62 | 23 |
1468 | One blind cat beats three blind mice. | 1.2926 | 0.03102 | 352 | 272 | 57 | 23 |
1469 | As long as the blinders don't fall off, I should be okay. | 1.2926 | 0.03095 | 311 | 234 | 63 | 14 |
1470 | If this works out, I'll be rollin' in cheese just from the stud fees. | 1.2925 | 0.03083 | 318 | 240 | 63 | 15 |
1471 | That cat is mouse-whipped. | 1.2925 | 0.03018 | 318 | 238 | 67 | 13 |
1472 | I'm telling you, its going to be the new Uber! | 1.2924 | 0.03162 | 301 | 227 | 60 | 14 |
1473 | He doesn’t know it so don’t tell him. | 1.2923 | 0.03012 | 349 | 266 | 64 | 19 |
1474 | '' Hop on but remember not to squeak." | 1.2922 | 0.03343 | 308 | 239 | 48 | 21 |
1475 | It actually wasn't that hard. I just told him "the enemy of your enemy is your friend." | 1.2922 | 0.03280 | 308 | 237 | 52 | 19 |
1476 | My shrink recommended feline-assisted therapy. | 1.2921 | 0.03166 | 315 | 240 | 58 | 17 |
1477 | It was surprisingly easier then getting a bell on him. | 1.2920 | 0.02985 | 339 | 256 | 67 | 16 |
1478 | What doesn't kill you makes you smarter. | 1.2920 | 0.03237 | 339 | 265 | 49 | 25 |
1479 | How long do you think Jerry will pull this off before Tom realizes?" | 1.2920 | 0.03210 | 339 | 264 | 51 | 24 |
1480 | Wait 'til you see what happens when the Roomba comes around | 1.2920 | 0.03183 | 339 | 263 | 53 | 23 |
1481 | Living La Vida Loca! | 1.2920 | 0.03014 | 339 | 257 | 65 | 17 |
1482 | His DNA came back 39% cat, 28% mouse, 33% horse. | 1.2919 | 0.03111 | 346 | 267 | 57 | 22 |
1483 | You just get their trust with some tuna and sardines. | 1.2918 | 0.03074 | 329 | 250 | 62 | 17 |
1484 | Stop! We need to refuel. | 1.2918 | 0.03163 | 329 | 253 | 56 | 20 |
1485 | I've got some dirt on him. | 1.2918 | 0.03094 | 353 | 273 | 57 | 23 |
1486 | I think the whole thing works better if HE's the blind one. | 1.2915 | 0.03261 | 319 | 247 | 51 | 21 |
1487 | Orange tabby is the new black. | 1.2914 | 0.03212 | 326 | 252 | 53 | 21 |
1488 | It's all tone of voice. . . | 1.2913 | 0.03139 | 309 | 234 | 60 | 15 |
1489 | Got it for a steal at the ASPCA | 1.2913 | 0.03365 | 309 | 241 | 46 | 22 |
1490 | Just make sure it never hears you say, 'S...Q...U...E...A...K'. | 1.2912 | 0.02889 | 340 | 254 | 73 | 13 |
1491 | I'm riding over to see my in-laws. | 1.2911 | 0.03251 | 316 | 244 | 52 | 20 |
1492 | They have been long misunderstood! | 1.2910 | 0.03172 | 323 | 248 | 56 | 19 |
1493 | His name is Uber | 1.2909 | 0.03408 | 330 | 263 | 38 | 29 |
1494 | To hell with the bell. This is even better. | 1.2906 | 0.03098 | 320 | 243 | 61 | 16 |
1495 | I traded in my Pomeranian. | 1.2905 | 0.03204 | 327 | 253 | 53 | 21 |
1496 | I had some Ritalin left over from the Stage 1, double-blind, clinical trial. | 1.2905 | 0.03347 | 327 | 258 | 43 | 26 |
1497 | It's a trainer. I'll be on an elephant in no time. | 1.2905 | 0.03036 | 358 | 276 | 60 | 22 |
1498 | New world order | 1.2904 | 0.03157 | 334 | 258 | 55 | 21 |
1499 | Oh come on you guys... don't be such scaredy cats | 1.2903 | 0.03084 | 341 | 262 | 59 | 20 |
1500 | I hope he has insurance | 1.2901 | 0.03130 | 355 | 277 | 53 | 25 |
1501 | See, the thing is you CAN teach and old cat new tricks. | 1.2901 | 0.03223 | 324 | 251 | 52 | 21 |
1502 | It’s the new ‘don’t ask don’t tell’ policy! | 1.2901 | 0.03285 | 293 | 224 | 53 | 16 |
1503 | Cat Got Your Tongue? | 1.2900 | 0.03117 | 331 | 254 | 58 | 19 |
1504 | This ride is the cat's meow. | 1.2900 | 0.03117 | 331 | 254 | 58 | 19 |
1505 | This solar powered puppy bolts from napping to 30 mph in one second and it comes with a nine lives warranty. | 1.2900 | 0.03204 | 331 | 257 | 52 | 22 |
1506 | I was getting tired of the three blind mice jokes. | 1.2898 | 0.03355 | 314 | 246 | 45 | 23 |
1507 | He doesn't know he's a cat, basically. | 1.2898 | 0.03231 | 314 | 242 | 53 | 19 |
1508 | Guess who's on top now? | 1.2898 | 0.03070 | 352 | 272 | 58 | 22 |
1509 | He wants to help me find Jerry. | 1.2897 | 0.03152 | 321 | 246 | 57 | 18 |
1510 | I recommend making sure they’re well fed before starting on a long ride. | 1.2896 | 0.03166 | 328 | 253 | 55 | 20 |
1511 | Nah. It's cool. Just don't get in front of him. They're blinders, not a blindfold. | 1.2896 | 0.03177 | 335 | 260 | 53 | 22 |
1512 | He's on a diet. | 1.2895 | 0.03131 | 342 | 265 | 55 | 22 |
1513 | First step is to open up the tuna treats package. | 1.2895 | 0.02874 | 342 | 256 | 73 | 13 |
1514 | The shelter assured me that he is house broken. | 1.2895 | 0.03104 | 342 | 264 | 57 | 21 |
1515 | If our President can do it, so can I. | 1.2895 | 0.03186 | 342 | 267 | 51 | 24 |
1516 | I've got a really good feeling about this rat race. | 1.2894 | 0.03114 | 349 | 271 | 55 | 23 |
1517 | ...........and I persisted | 1.2893 | 0.03019 | 356 | 274 | 61 | 21 |
1518 | It's a piece of cake once you get the blinders on. | 1.2893 | 0.03108 | 318 | 242 | 60 | 16 |
1519 | He's offering free rides. | 1.2892 | 0.03032 | 325 | 246 | 64 | 15 |
1520 | It’s great as long as I sit downwind. | 1.2892 | 0.03155 | 325 | 250 | 56 | 19 |
1521 | Riding him is easy. Keeping him on the track is harder. | 1.2890 | 0.02900 | 353 | 267 | 70 | 16 |
1522 | More like, ‘One Blind Cat,’ am I right fellas? | 1.2888 | 0.02981 | 367 | 283 | 62 | 22 |
1523 | This cat truly found himself when he embraced his identity as a trans-species horse. | 1.2888 | 0.03144 | 322 | 247 | 57 | 18 |
1524 | Told you. | 1.2888 | 0.03068 | 329 | 251 | 61 | 17 |
1525 | This is my new cat "a"lac | 1.2887 | 0.03297 | 291 | 223 | 52 | 16 |
1526 | Forgive me, sir! doth thee knoweth whither I can findeth the nearest litter box? | 1.2885 | 0.03327 | 305 | 237 | 48 | 20 |
1527 | Guys, pussy's a lot more fun when you use protection. | 1.2885 | 0.03359 | 305 | 238 | 46 | 21 |
1528 | If you can't beat 'em, ride em. | 1.2884 | 0.03255 | 319 | 248 | 50 | 21 |
1529 | I don't know where we are going, but it's a free ride! | 1.2883 | 0.03012 | 333 | 253 | 64 | 16 |
1530 | Three blind mice - my ass. | 1.2882 | 0.03203 | 347 | 273 | 48 | 26 |
1531 | It’s quite ironic. She only marches to the tune of Three Blind Mice. | 1.2882 | 0.03097 | 347 | 269 | 56 | 22 |
1532 | Ain't I The Cats Meow? | 1.2881 | 0.03055 | 354 | 274 | 58 | 22 |
1533 | Hello, laaaaaadies. | 1.2880 | 0.03264 | 309 | 239 | 51 | 19 |
1534 | Nah, she’s as gentle as a kitten. | 1.2880 | 0.02987 | 316 | 237 | 67 | 12 |
1535 | Tell the farmer's wife I'm on my way. | 1.2880 | 0.03214 | 316 | 244 | 53 | 19 |
1536 | It's self-driving. | 1.2879 | 0.03010 | 323 | 244 | 65 | 14 |
1537 | Don't be a Luddite—there's no way this technology comes back to bite us. | 1.2879 | 0.03042 | 323 | 245 | 63 | 15 |
1538 | Relax, it's a robot! | 1.2879 | 0.03255 | 323 | 252 | 49 | 22 |
1539 | It's a nice ride but it purrs too much. | 1.2879 | 0.03235 | 330 | 258 | 49 | 23 |
1540 | This is a lot easier than herding him, besides, he’ a great jumper. | 1.2878 | 0.03132 | 337 | 261 | 55 | 21 |
1541 | I call this my kitty litter. | 1.2877 | 0.03125 | 351 | 274 | 53 | 24 |
1542 | We're headed West, where our relationship matters. | 1.2877 | 0.03393 | 292 | 227 | 46 | 19 |
1543 | I'll swing by for you once I figure out how to attach the carriage. | 1.2875 | 0.03170 | 313 | 240 | 56 | 17 |
1544 | We can all play once I put him away. | 1.2875 | 0.03202 | 313 | 241 | 54 | 18 |
1545 | Catching her was the hard part | 1.2875 | 0.03185 | 320 | 247 | 54 | 19 |
1546 | Luckily for me, Mrs. Whiskers believes the old adage about curiosity" | 1.2875 | 0.03138 | 327 | 252 | 56 | 19 |
1547 | Its largely about role playing! | 1.2874 | 0.03179 | 334 | 260 | 52 | 22 |
1548 | Plus it doesn't eat cheese | 1.2871 | 0.03254 | 310 | 240 | 51 | 19 |
1549 | What are the odds? | 1.2871 | 0.03173 | 317 | 244 | 55 | 18 |
1550 | Well, I guess I'll just be mouseying along now. | 1.2871 | 0.03266 | 317 | 247 | 49 | 21 |
1551 | It’s much easier to ride the domesticated cat than herd them! | 1.2870 | 0.03127 | 324 | 249 | 57 | 18 |
1552 | His name is Cheesebiscuit! | 1.2870 | 0.03096 | 324 | 248 | 59 | 17 |
1553 | Don't ask. You know, 'What happens in Vegas...' | 1.2870 | 0.03198 | 331 | 258 | 51 | 22 |
1554 | Who ordered the mewuber? | 1.2870 | 0.03067 | 338 | 260 | 59 | 19 |
1555 | Beats the dog. | 1.2870 | 0.03161 | 345 | 270 | 51 | 24 |
1556 | The tough part is putting the blinders on | 1.2869 | 0.02918 | 359 | 274 | 67 | 18 |
1557 | Pussy whispering. It's a knack. | 1.2869 | 0.03023 | 359 | 278 | 59 | 22 |
1558 | Licorice...but you have to get the dose right. | 1.2869 | 0.02895 | 373 | 286 | 67 | 20 |
1559 | It would have been unethical to ride the elephants. | 1.2866 | 0.03434 | 307 | 243 | 40 | 24 |
1560 | Of course it's a domestic! | 1.2866 | 0.03161 | 314 | 241 | 56 | 17 |
1561 | Getting the blinders on him can be a little dicey, but then he's fine. | 1.2866 | 0.02962 | 314 | 235 | 68 | 11 |
1562 | Be honest - do you think I look stupid? | 1.2866 | 0.03083 | 321 | 245 | 60 | 16 |
1563 | They're called "blinders"; it's the greatest invention since the mousetrap. | 1.2866 | 0.03083 | 321 | 245 | 60 | 16 |
1564 | Two pieces of cheese to touch, five pieces to ride. | 1.2866 | 0.03070 | 328 | 251 | 60 | 17 |
1565 | Fluffy’s my bitch | 1.2866 | 0.03332 | 328 | 260 | 42 | 26 |
1566 | Apparently, anything goes in this gig economy. | 1.2865 | 0.03070 | 342 | 264 | 58 | 20 |
1567 | Felix domesticus | 1.2865 | 0.02945 | 349 | 266 | 66 | 17 |
1568 | THEY'RE domesticated, we're not. | 1.2862 | 0.03245 | 311 | 241 | 51 | 19 |
1569 | Now, my brothers, we see how he runs! | 1.2862 | 0.03196 | 318 | 246 | 53 | 19 |
1570 | It's a convenient alternative to the Greyhound. | 1.2861 | 0.03132 | 332 | 257 | 55 | 20 |
1571 | Ring the bell if you need me - and if that doesn't work,try one of the squeaky toys. Or maybe the yarn. | 1.2861 | 0.02913 | 339 | 256 | 69 | 14 |
1572 | Two chapters in to "Cat herding for Dummies" and voila. | 1.2861 | 0.03072 | 346 | 268 | 57 | 21 |
1573 | This is his first rodeo! | 1.2857 | 0.03034 | 343 | 264 | 60 | 19 |
1574 | Now this is what I call the cat's meow." | 1.2857 | 0.03092 | 329 | 253 | 58 | 18 |
1575 | I promised him all of your hideouts. | 1.2857 | 0.02900 | 357 | 272 | 68 | 17 |
1576 | Once you break them, they can be quite useful. | 1.2857 | 0.02929 | 336 | 254 | 68 | 14 |
1577 | It's actually more affordable than you might think. | 1.2857 | 0.03106 | 336 | 260 | 56 | 20 |
1578 | The hardest part was getting the blinders on! | 1.2857 | 0.03021 | 315 | 238 | 64 | 13 |
1579 | 'He's just a pussycat.' | 1.2857 | 0.03120 | 315 | 241 | 58 | 16 |
1580 | Relax. He's a real pussy!" | 1.2857 | 0.03120 | 315 | 241 | 58 | 16 |
1581 | He's obviously compensating for something... | 1.2853 | 0.03065 | 347 | 269 | 57 | 21 |
1582 | It's easy, really. Just keep your feet under you, relax your back, and use a light tension on the reins. | 1.2853 | 0.03066 | 333 | 256 | 59 | 18 |
1583 | If you think this is strange, you should check out the dog and pony games | 1.2853 | 0.03170 | 326 | 253 | 53 | 20 |
1584 | I’ve got him catniptotized! | 1.2853 | 0.03079 | 326 | 250 | 59 | 17 |
1585 | He's a unique pussy and I responded to an online ad he posted for a petite dominatrix. | 1.2849 | 0.03210 | 337 | 265 | 48 | 24 |
1586 | Don't worry. We'll be back in time for dinner. | 1.2849 | 0.03210 | 337 | 265 | 48 | 24 |
1587 | If you're going to herd them, it's best to be riding one. | 1.2848 | 0.03053 | 330 | 253 | 60 | 17 |
1588 | Need a Lyft? | 1.2848 | 0.03172 | 330 | 257 | 52 | 21 |
1589 | See? Told you he was a pussy cat! | 1.2848 | 0.03308 | 323 | 255 | 44 | 24 |
1590 | All mice are equal, but some mice are more equal. | 1.2848 | 0.03098 | 323 | 248 | 58 | 17 |
1591 | You said, Who will bell the cat? I say, Why think small? | 1.2848 | 0.03159 | 323 | 250 | 54 | 19 |
1592 | Isn't this just the cat's meow? | 1.2848 | 0.03257 | 309 | 240 | 50 | 19 |
1593 | Don't worry! He's a real pussycat! | 1.2845 | 0.02974 | 348 | 267 | 63 | 18 |
1594 | Once he was broken-in he's like a pussy cat. | 1.2845 | 0.02986 | 341 | 261 | 63 | 17 |
1595 | I'm a cat whisperer, he's a herding cat, and this is our first rodeo. | 1.2844 | 0.02968 | 334 | 254 | 65 | 15 |
1596 | Actually, you're statistically more likely to die on the way to the cat stables. | 1.2844 | 0.03132 | 327 | 253 | 55 | 19 |
1597 | Driving is safer than walking. | 1.2844 | 0.03071 | 327 | 251 | 59 | 17 |
1598 | Gimme all your cheese, or I'll take his blinders off. | 1.2844 | 0.02978 | 327 | 248 | 65 | 14 |
1599 | Call me The Cat Whisperer | 1.2841 | 0.02991 | 345 | 265 | 62 | 18 |
1600 | Check out my ride, I just replaced the cat-alytic converter. | 1.2840 | 0.03032 | 338 | 260 | 60 | 18 |
1601 | What he doesn't know won't hurt him. | 1.2840 | 0.03075 | 331 | 255 | 58 | 18 |
1602 | Don't let him see you until the final furlong. | 1.2840 | 0.03058 | 324 | 248 | 60 | 16 |
1603 | Should I be wearing a helmet? | 1.2840 | 0.03120 | 324 | 250 | 56 | 18 |
1604 | He said catnip, I said cat trip | 1.2840 | 0.02995 | 324 | 246 | 64 | 14 |
1605 | It beats taking the L train. | 1.2840 | 0.03120 | 324 | 250 | 56 | 18 |
1606 | Don't ask me what I feed it. | 1.2840 | 0.03120 | 324 | 250 | 56 | 18 |
1607 | The hard part is getting him out the front door. | 1.2838 | 0.03022 | 303 | 228 | 64 | 11 |
1608 | I can make it from the basement to the attic in 12 seconds! | 1.2836 | 0.02861 | 342 | 258 | 71 | 13 |
1609 | He thinks that he's people. And that I'm rich. | 1.2835 | 0.03212 | 328 | 257 | 49 | 22 |
1610 | We've teamed up to go viral on YouTube | 1.2835 | 0.03032 | 328 | 251 | 61 | 16 |
1611 | Look who's blind now baby! | 1.2833 | 0.03086 | 360 | 283 | 52 | 25 |
1612 | The trick is to keep your chin up, shoulders back and heels down when posting the trot and he won't eat you. | 1.2833 | 0.02860 | 353 | 268 | 70 | 15 |
1613 | Once I saddle-broke him, the rest was easy. | 1.2832 | 0.02898 | 346 | 263 | 68 | 15 |
1614 | He still has eight more. | 1.2831 | 0.03126 | 332 | 258 | 54 | 20 |
1615 | Once they're broken in, it's as easy as stealing cheese from a mousetrap. | 1.2831 | 0.03112 | 325 | 251 | 56 | 18 |
1616 | I had a coupon for 20% off your first ride. | 1.2831 | 0.02987 | 325 | 247 | 64 | 14 |
1617 | It's easy. Just take the feline. | 1.2831 | 0.03172 | 325 | 253 | 52 | 20 |
1618 | Three Blind Mice my #$%! | 1.2829 | 0.03189 | 304 | 234 | 54 | 16 |
1619 | Say what you will, it’s a pretty nice ride! | 1.2828 | 0.03084 | 343 | 267 | 55 | 21 |
1620 | It's a seeing eye cat. | 1.2827 | 0.02963 | 329 | 250 | 65 | 14 |
1621 | She's a vegetarian and quite nice once you get to know her. | 1.2826 | 0.03099 | 322 | 248 | 57 | 17 |
1622 | I gotta get her tired enough so she can't chase me when I get off. | 1.2826 | 0.03036 | 322 | 246 | 61 | 15 |
1623 | Three Blind Mice was only fake news! | 1.2826 | 0.03161 | 322 | 250 | 53 | 19 |
1624 | Lynx Lyft | 1.2826 | 0.02963 | 368 | 286 | 60 | 22 |
1625 | He just ate the trainer and two barn hands so hopefully he's full. | 1.2825 | 0.03113 | 315 | 242 | 57 | 16 |
1626 | If George Orwell could see me now. Giddy-up! | 1.2825 | 0.02980 | 315 | 238 | 65 | 12 |
1627 | It's Mouser - like Uber but for mice. | 1.2825 | 0.02964 | 354 | 273 | 62 | 19 |
1628 | I can't wait to see the look on the faces of those cheese hogging rats. | 1.2824 | 0.02988 | 340 | 261 | 62 | 17 |
1629 | When the cat's a sleigh, the mice will play. | 1.2823 | 0.03089 | 333 | 258 | 56 | 19 |
1630 | I figure the blinders will avoid a cat astrophe. | 1.2822 | 0.03134 | 326 | 253 | 54 | 19 |
1631 | Give me back the cheese or I take off the blinders. | 1.2822 | 0.03103 | 326 | 252 | 56 | 18 |
1632 | I scored big in catnip futures | 1.2822 | 0.03011 | 326 | 249 | 62 | 15 |
1633 | Take the picture already! We can't hold this pose forever! | 1.2822 | 0.02947 | 326 | 247 | 66 | 13 |
1634 | This is way better than putting a bell on it. | 1.2821 | 0.03054 | 319 | 244 | 60 | 15 |
1635 | Oh My! Look at the asshole on the cat. | 1.2821 | 0.03191 | 351 | 279 | 45 | 27 |
1636 | You know, I am just tired of running. | 1.2820 | 0.03214 | 305 | 236 | 52 | 17 |
1637 | What did you expect? An Uber? | 1.2819 | 0.03333 | 298 | 233 | 46 | 19 |
1638 | Hey guys, you might want to move. That's his litter box, not a beach. | 1.2818 | 0.03077 | 330 | 255 | 57 | 18 |
1639 | I won the game. | 1.2818 | 0.03194 | 330 | 259 | 49 | 22 |
1640 | You guys still talking about the bell? | 1.2818 | 0.03165 | 330 | 258 | 51 | 21 |
1641 | It’s post-modern. HE’S the one who’s blind and NONE OF US is running. | 1.2817 | 0.03060 | 323 | 248 | 59 | 16 |
1642 | I told you two to invest in Bitcoin. | 1.2817 | 0.02838 | 387 | 299 | 67 | 21 |
1643 | I started with a little bell. | 1.2816 | 0.03024 | 348 | 270 | 58 | 20 |
1644 | Someone needs to tell Phil to get off his high-cat already. | 1.2816 | 0.03345 | 309 | 244 | 43 | 22 |
1645 | You ought to get yourself one too- it purrs like a kitten. | 1.2816 | 0.03084 | 309 | 236 | 59 | 14 |
1646 | This will work until he gets hungry! | 1.2815 | 0.02951 | 341 | 261 | 64 | 16 |
1647 | The ride is much smoother than that dog I had. | 1.2815 | 0.02951 | 341 | 261 | 64 | 16 |
1648 | Just practicing for whenever Congress authorizes that $80 million Trump parade. | 1.2815 | 0.03149 | 341 | 268 | 50 | 23 |
1649 | SEE , I TOLD YOU MY RIDE WAS THE 'CAT'S MEOW" | 1.2814 | 0.03110 | 334 | 260 | 54 | 20 |
1650 | We’re going to “Catmandu”, wherever that is. | 1.2814 | 0.03081 | 334 | 259 | 56 | 19 |
1651 | A little catnip in her vape pen and it’s off to the races. | 1.2814 | 0.03167 | 334 | 262 | 50 | 22 |
1652 | It's all in how you grab them. | 1.2813 | 0.02986 | 359 | 279 | 59 | 21 |
1653 | Hey look! There is a filling station right there! | 1.2812 | 0.03352 | 320 | 255 | 40 | 25 |
1654 | Soft hands and light reins and they’re actually quite docile. | 1.2812 | 0.03046 | 320 | 245 | 60 | 15 |
1655 | Our relationship improved dramatically right after I cornered the market on Meow Mix. | 1.2810 | 0.03068 | 306 | 233 | 60 | 13 |
1656 | I told him the whole "Cats Eat Mice" thing was fake news and then I asked him to give me a ride to the front door. You might want to hop on before he figures out the truth. | 1.2809 | 0.03106 | 356 | 281 | 50 | 25 |
1657 | I've found lots of things work out better with blinders on. | 1.2809 | 0.02956 | 324 | 246 | 65 | 13 |
1658 | She's a rescue from a horse barn. | 1.2809 | 0.03051 | 324 | 249 | 59 | 16 |
1659 | It runs on only three mice a day" | 1.2808 | 0.03199 | 292 | 224 | 54 | 14 |
1660 | But protein powered, tiny carbon footprints, and motor purrs like a kitten...! | 1.2808 | 0.03096 | 317 | 244 | 57 | 16 |
1661 | Catnip Rules! | 1.2808 | 0.03222 | 317 | 248 | 49 | 20 |
1662 | See how it runs? | 1.2806 | 0.03208 | 310 | 241 | 51 | 18 |
1663 | The hard part is breaking them in. | 1.2806 | 0.03142 | 310 | 239 | 55 | 16 |
1664 | He insisted on a blind date | 1.2806 | 0.03072 | 335 | 260 | 56 | 19 |
1665 | He imprinted on a Clydesdale when he was a kitten. | 1.2806 | 0.02954 | 335 | 256 | 64 | 15 |
1666 | Honey, how much did you have to pay for insurance. | 1.2804 | 0.03101 | 321 | 248 | 56 | 17 |
1667 | Why be afraid of new technology? | 1.2804 | 0.03163 | 321 | 250 | 52 | 19 |
1668 | It’s an exciting new twist to a very old game! | 1.2803 | 0.03471 | 289 | 229 | 39 | 21 |
1669 | I might not be riding the tiger, but he knows where the good trash cans are. | 1.2802 | 0.02900 | 339 | 258 | 67 | 14 |
1670 | I’m telling you guys: exposure therapy is the way to go! | 1.2802 | 0.03075 | 339 | 264 | 55 | 20 |
1671 | Florida has to replace greyhound racing with something. | 1.2802 | 0.03047 | 339 | 263 | 57 | 19 |
1672 | What she can't see won't hurt me. | 1.2801 | 0.03128 | 307 | 236 | 56 | 15 |
1673 | Just remember, it's "Fabulous Feline" to win in the fifth. | 1.2801 | 0.03149 | 332 | 260 | 51 | 21 |
1674 | On the final episode of Tom and Jerry... | 1.2800 | 0.03195 | 325 | 255 | 49 | 21 |
1675 | How the mighty have feline. | 1.2800 | 0.03225 | 325 | 256 | 47 | 22 |
1676 | The magic word was "Please." | 1.2800 | 0.03105 | 325 | 252 | 55 | 18 |
1677 | I actually think of myself as more of a dog person. | 1.2799 | 0.02933 | 368 | 286 | 61 | 21 |
1678 | Once I trained the dog this was a piece of cake | 1.2799 | 0.03022 | 318 | 243 | 61 | 14 |
1679 | See? Cats CAN be trained! | 1.2798 | 0.03064 | 336 | 261 | 56 | 19 |
1680 | Not exactly what I thought the Craigslist ad meant, but it's a fun ride all the same. | 1.2798 | 0.03150 | 336 | 264 | 50 | 22 |
1681 | You can find my latest book on Amazon, "The Cat Whisperer." | 1.2797 | 0.03199 | 311 | 242 | 51 | 18 |
1682 | See that Mouse he tamed that cat to go against all its better instincts put blinders on it and named it the Republican Party | 1.2796 | 0.03394 | 329 | 266 | 34 | 29 |
1683 | Just a precaution until we leave the house. She prefers birds. | 1.2795 | 0.02884 | 347 | 265 | 67 | 15 |
1684 | His last jockey turned out to be a rat. | 1.2794 | 0.03202 | 315 | 246 | 50 | 19 |
1685 | Catnip never fails. | 1.2793 | 0.03014 | 358 | 280 | 56 | 22 |
1686 | Just one dose of genetically modified catnip and voila! | 1.2792 | 0.03219 | 308 | 240 | 50 | 18 |
1687 | Tell Mom I've run away to join the circus. | 1.2792 | 0.02946 | 351 | 271 | 62 | 18 |
1688 | I read Art of the Deal, then did the exact opposite... | 1.2791 | 0.03187 | 326 | 256 | 49 | 21 |
1689 | Once you break their spirit, they're as tame as kittens. | 1.2791 | 0.02940 | 326 | 248 | 65 | 13 |
1690 | What? Cat's got your tongue. | 1.2790 | 0.03355 | 319 | 255 | 39 | 25 |
1691 | I gotta sure winner here. All the other ones in the race are dogs. | 1.2787 | 0.02934 | 348 | 268 | 63 | 17 |
1692 | Thanks for the catnip! | 1.2786 | 0.03021 | 323 | 248 | 60 | 15 |
1693 | Catnip and blinkers, and he becomes a pussycat. | 1.2786 | 0.03021 | 323 | 248 | 60 | 15 |
1694 | Blind mice, my ass! | 1.2786 | 0.03206 | 323 | 254 | 48 | 21 |
1695 | I don't know why, but until I put blinkers on him, I couldn't get life insurance. | 1.2786 | 0.03266 | 323 | 256 | 44 | 23 |
1696 | She's fine with it as long as I don't grab anything. | 1.2786 | 0.03031 | 341 | 265 | 57 | 19 |
1697 | Long way from Tom and Jerry, am I right? | 1.2785 | 0.03097 | 316 | 244 | 56 | 16 |
1698 | No one could made an entrance quite like Carl could. | 1.2784 | 0.03045 | 334 | 259 | 57 | 18 |
1699 | My next cat will be an all electric Abyssinian | 1.2783 | 0.03210 | 309 | 241 | 50 | 18 |
1700 | They’re not blinders, they’re virtual reality units. She thinks she’s Seabiscuit. I think she’s nuts. | 1.2783 | 0.03119 | 327 | 255 | 53 | 19 |
1701 | Don't worry about the money. I'm only leasing it. | 1.2783 | 0.03058 | 327 | 253 | 57 | 17 |
1702 | You gotta get this app! | 1.2783 | 0.02979 | 345 | 267 | 60 | 18 |
1703 | Easy, just a little catnip and the promise of media stardom. | 1.2783 | 0.03062 | 345 | 270 | 54 | 21 |
1704 | Three sharp-eyed mice. One blinded cat. Let’s see how Brown’s wife does with these odds. | 1.2781 | 0.03039 | 320 | 246 | 59 | 15 |
1705 | Yes, you can pet him. | 1.2781 | 0.02907 | 320 | 242 | 67 | 11 |
1706 | Don’t worry. He said he’s just taking me fo a ride. | 1.2781 | 0.03020 | 338 | 262 | 58 | 18 |
1707 | See, they can be trained! | 1.2779 | 0.03121 | 331 | 259 | 52 | 20 |
1708 | There are two more blind ones...You should see how they run. | 1.2779 | 0.02971 | 331 | 254 | 62 | 15 |
1709 | UBER-KITTY!! | 1.2779 | 0.03121 | 331 | 259 | 52 | 20 |
1710 | Who's the pussycat now? | 1.2779 | 0.03208 | 331 | 262 | 46 | 23 |
1711 | It turns out they're highly hypnotizable. | 1.2779 | 0.02955 | 349 | 270 | 61 | 18 |
1712 | Nah, I couldn't afford one. Anyway, I hear the self-driving model eats you. | 1.2779 | 0.03034 | 367 | 290 | 52 | 25 |
1713 | With the blinkers on he's a real pussycat. | 1.2778 | 0.03145 | 288 | 220 | 56 | 12 |
1714 | This beats trying to put a bell on her. | 1.2778 | 0.03107 | 288 | 219 | 58 | 11 |
1715 | Awww...you guys worry too much! He's perfectly safe. | 1.2778 | 0.02981 | 324 | 248 | 62 | 14 |
1716 | I own this nursery rhyme! | 1.2776 | 0.02848 | 353 | 270 | 68 | 15 |
1717 | That hypnosis course really worked! | 1.2776 | 0.02694 | 335 | 249 | 79 | 7 |
1718 | The key are the blinders and always mount from the rear! | 1.2776 | 0.02990 | 317 | 242 | 62 | 13 |
1719 | It's in case someone has a laser pointer during dressage. | 1.2776 | 0.03056 | 317 | 244 | 58 | 15 |
1720 | And she gets 10 miles on an ounce of catnip. | 1.2775 | 0.02856 | 346 | 264 | 68 | 14 |
1721 | He's no Secretariat, but he knows a mousetrap when he sees one. | 1.2775 | 0.02797 | 346 | 262 | 72 | 12 |
1722 | It’s not just the blinders, it’s knowing how to sweet talk | 1.2774 | 0.02988 | 328 | 252 | 61 | 15 |
1723 | The dog was the best man at my wedding. | 1.2773 | 0.03097 | 339 | 266 | 52 | 21 |
1724 | I'm thinking of trading this one in for the dog, actually. | 1.2771 | 0.02901 | 332 | 253 | 66 | 13 |
1725 | Cheer up, we won the house! | 1.2771 | 0.03113 | 332 | 260 | 52 | 20 |
1726 | "He was already trained when I bought him." | 1.2771 | 0.03267 | 314 | 248 | 45 | 21 |
1727 | How's this for a metaphor for democracy? | 1.2769 | 0.03036 | 325 | 251 | 58 | 16 |
1728 | You should see how he runs! | 1.2769 | 0.03189 | 325 | 256 | 48 | 21 |
1729 | She asked me to help frustrate the dog. | 1.2769 | 0.03189 | 325 | 256 | 48 | 21 |
1730 | We are each the other’s comfort animal. | 1.2769 | 0.03086 | 307 | 236 | 57 | 14 |
1731 | Off to the cat race. | 1.2768 | 0.02939 | 336 | 258 | 63 | 15 |
1732 | The hard part is getting into the saddle. | 1.2766 | 0.02809 | 376 | 290 | 68 | 18 |
1733 | What do you mean a better mousetrap? | 1.2766 | 0.03011 | 329 | 254 | 59 | 16 |
1734 | Can I get anything for you from the Cheesecake Factory? | 1.2766 | 0.02949 | 329 | 252 | 63 | 14 |
1735 | a little catnip changes the whole game | 1.2766 | 0.03102 | 329 | 257 | 53 | 19 |
1736 | He's the mouse that road. | 1.2765 | 0.02982 | 358 | 280 | 57 | 21 |
1737 | It's guaranteed to be the ride of your life. | 1.2765 | 0.03061 | 340 | 266 | 54 | 20 |
1738 | It's all a matter of confidence. | 1.2765 | 0.03218 | 293 | 227 | 51 | 15 |
1739 | We’ll make a mint when he gets used to the carriage. | 1.2764 | 0.03022 | 322 | 248 | 59 | 15 |
1740 | Yes, it did take some time, but it was totally worth it.... | 1.2763 | 0.02956 | 333 | 256 | 62 | 15 |
1741 | The blinders keep it from going after dogs. | 1.2763 | 0.03105 | 333 | 261 | 52 | 20 |
1742 | I told you he was a pussycat | 1.2763 | 0.02925 | 333 | 255 | 64 | 14 |
1743 | I used to ride greyhounds but it just felt wrong. | 1.2762 | 0.02932 | 362 | 282 | 60 | 20 |
1744 | It’s the only way I could get him to stop chasing his tail. | 1.2762 | 0.03066 | 315 | 243 | 57 | 15 |
1745 | I heard about "Catnapping" but didn't believe it. | 1.2762 | 0.02980 | 344 | 267 | 59 | 18 |
1746 | The most important safety features are the blinders. | 1.2761 | 0.02868 | 326 | 247 | 68 | 11 |
1747 | My other ride is a Porsche. | 1.2761 | 0.03210 | 326 | 258 | 46 | 22 |
1748 | He’s says he knows a secret place that mice find heavenly. | 1.2761 | 0.03120 | 326 | 255 | 52 | 19 |
1749 | Don't ask. Hop on. | 1.2761 | 0.02944 | 355 | 276 | 60 | 19 |
1750 | Food chain? Never heard of it... | 1.2759 | 0.03167 | 319 | 250 | 50 | 19 |
1751 | Alpha Mouse | 1.2759 | 0.03289 | 319 | 254 | 42 | 23 |
1752 | As long as he doesn’t see our reflection, he’ll keep thinking I’m a god. | 1.2758 | 0.02948 | 359 | 280 | 59 | 20 |
1753 | If we get it on YouTube we’ll be rolling in cheese. | 1.2758 | 0.02941 | 330 | 253 | 63 | 14 |
1754 | Have you listened to my podcast on controlling your fears? | 1.2758 | 0.03064 | 330 | 257 | 55 | 18 |
1755 | 'Git along little kitty' has a better ring to it, don't you think? | 1.2755 | 0.02816 | 323 | 243 | 71 | 9 |
1756 | I'm headed out to herd some cats | 1.2755 | 0.02899 | 363 | 282 | 62 | 19 |
1757 | I call it my catbird seat! | 1.2755 | 0.02951 | 363 | 284 | 58 | 21 |
1758 | The cat whisperer? No, I am the catnip suppler. | 1.2754 | 0.03000 | 345 | 269 | 57 | 19 |
1759 | It's easier than taming a shrew. | 1.2752 | 0.03352 | 298 | 236 | 42 | 20 |
1760 | When you're a star... | 1.2750 | 0.03127 | 320 | 250 | 52 | 18 |
1761 | Gentlemen, behold an alpha male. | 1.2749 | 0.02872 | 342 | 262 | 66 | 14 |
1762 | With the blinders, they don't know you're a mouse. | 1.2749 | 0.02901 | 342 | 263 | 64 | 15 |
1763 | He just read Puss and Boots | 1.2748 | 0.03320 | 302 | 239 | 43 | 20 |
1764 | It's called dressage... | 1.2748 | 0.03076 | 313 | 242 | 56 | 15 |
1765 | Under the bed? Take the black one. This one only stops at the couch and kitchen. | 1.2747 | 0.02974 | 324 | 249 | 61 | 14 |
1766 | There’s more than one way to train a cat. | 1.2746 | 0.03030 | 335 | 261 | 56 | 18 |
1767 | COME ON!! THIS IS OUR MEOW- TOO MOMENT !! | 1.2746 | 0.03059 | 335 | 262 | 54 | 19 |
1768 | Is it cat calling if I whistle? | 1.2746 | 0.02936 | 346 | 268 | 61 | 17 |
1769 | Worst mousetrap, EVER! | 1.2745 | 0.03087 | 306 | 236 | 56 | 14 |
1770 | My elephant kept running away. | 1.2744 | 0.03209 | 317 | 250 | 47 | 20 |
1771 | We're going over to visit the three blind mice. | 1.2744 | 0.03012 | 328 | 254 | 58 | 16 |
1772 | I have about five minutes left, then I will wake up. | 1.2744 | 0.03012 | 328 | 254 | 58 | 16 |
1773 | This on;y works in states where catnip is legal. | 1.2744 | 0.02981 | 328 | 253 | 60 | 15 |
1774 | They call me the Calico Kid. | 1.2743 | 0.03119 | 339 | 268 | 49 | 22 |
1775 | Who said you can’t have it all?? | 1.2743 | 0.03051 | 350 | 276 | 52 | 22 |
1776 | I told him I was Dale Evans. | 1.2743 | 0.02996 | 350 | 274 | 56 | 20 |
1777 | No need to run. “They” identify as a horse today. | 1.2743 | 0.02769 | 350 | 266 | 72 | 12 |
1778 | We attack the birdhouse at dawn | 1.2742 | 0.03258 | 310 | 245 | 45 | 20 |
1779 | Cat Town Races five miles long...Doo Dah, Doo Dah... | 1.2742 | 0.03226 | 310 | 244 | 47 | 19 |
1780 | The engine's hard to motivate but you get a whole 9- year warranty. | 1.2742 | 0.03161 | 310 | 242 | 51 | 17 |
1781 | Ladies... | 1.2740 | 0.02911 | 365 | 285 | 60 | 20 |
1782 | It's called "dressage." Not that I expect you uncultured rodents to know anything about it. | 1.2739 | 0.03165 | 314 | 246 | 50 | 18 |
1783 | It does seem kind of elitist, doesn't it? | 1.2739 | 0.03165 | 314 | 246 | 50 | 18 |
1784 | Now if you'll excuse me, I have a lap to go sit on. | 1.2738 | 0.03022 | 336 | 262 | 56 | 18 |
1785 | Your Mewber has arrived | 1.2738 | 0.03051 | 336 | 263 | 54 | 19 |
1786 | Sure its a bit extravagant, but I did dupe 26 million humans into buying my book about moving cheese... | 1.2737 | 0.02965 | 369 | 291 | 55 | 23 |
1787 | The lab said if I hold off on the lawsuit, they’ll throw in this seeing-eye cat. | 1.2736 | 0.03184 | 329 | 261 | 46 | 22 |
1788 | I get fourteen miles per mouse. | 1.2736 | 0.03004 | 329 | 255 | 58 | 16 |
1789 | I've named him Elon. | 1.2736 | 0.03213 | 329 | 262 | 44 | 23 |
1790 | I just couldn't deal with the trains anymore. | 1.2736 | 0.03125 | 329 | 259 | 50 | 20 |
1791 | He says he got the idea in Central Park. | 1.2735 | 0.03055 | 340 | 267 | 53 | 20 |
1792 | You wouldn't believe the mileage I get on this thing. | 1.2735 | 0.03016 | 351 | 276 | 54 | 21 |
1793 | It's like riding a bicycle--you never forget. | 1.2735 | 0.02989 | 351 | 275 | 56 | 20 |
1794 | Go figure. I app-hailed a ride and he showed up. | 1.2735 | 0.02953 | 362 | 284 | 57 | 21 |
1795 | This could be better than the tail wagging the dog. | 1.2733 | 0.03110 | 322 | 252 | 52 | 18 |
1796 | I told him I really liked him and that he was incredible. | 1.2733 | 0.03069 | 333 | 261 | 53 | 19 |
1797 | It's a little game we play. | 1.2733 | 0.02855 | 333 | 254 | 67 | 12 |
1798 | Herding is difficult, but pampering makes the rest easy. | 1.2733 | 0.02857 | 344 | 264 | 66 | 14 |
1799 | ... and just a wee pinch of catnip in his dinner bowl. | 1.2730 | 0.02916 | 304 | 230 | 65 | 9 |
1800 | Hey, how about a wedge of havarti for me and some tuna for my friend? | 1.2730 | 0.03156 | 315 | 247 | 50 | 18 |
1801 | The blinders are a key piece of safety equipment. | 1.2730 | 0.03156 | 315 | 247 | 50 | 18 |
1802 | My epiphany was to stop trying side-saddle. | 1.2730 | 0.03124 | 315 | 246 | 52 | 17 |
1803 | Okay, I get it... but wait until he tries to dismount... | 1.2730 | 0.03021 | 326 | 253 | 57 | 16 |
1804 | Kitty-up, feline. | 1.2730 | 0.02990 | 326 | 252 | 59 | 15 |
1805 | I was tired of the old game. | 1.2730 | 0.03052 | 326 | 254 | 55 | 17 |
1806 | He thinks he's the cat's meow | 1.2730 | 0.03144 | 326 | 257 | 49 | 20 |
1807 | Much safer than an elephant. | 1.2730 | 0.03072 | 337 | 265 | 52 | 20 |
1808 | Don’t worry; the worst part is when it bathes itself. | 1.2730 | 0.03043 | 337 | 264 | 54 | 19 |
1809 | It’s got four-whisker drive. | 1.2730 | 0.02893 | 348 | 269 | 63 | 16 |
1810 | Yes, I'm a member of the three blind mice...why? | 1.2730 | 0.02916 | 359 | 280 | 60 | 19 |
1811 | He thinks we are blind too.! | 1.2727 | 0.03104 | 308 | 239 | 54 | 15 |
1812 | Don't worry, he's blind. He thinks i'm his uber customer. | 1.2727 | 0.02867 | 363 | 282 | 63 | 18 |
1813 | It's a cat-and-mouse game. | 1.2727 | 0.03057 | 330 | 258 | 54 | 18 |
1814 | It’s easy after the blinders are on. | 1.2727 | 0.03032 | 319 | 247 | 57 | 15 |
1815 | A little catnip and he is putty in my hands. | 1.2727 | 0.02933 | 319 | 244 | 63 | 12 |
1816 | Relax, Bob has been doing these rides for a long time...say, has anyone seen Bob lately? | 1.2727 | 0.03216 | 297 | 232 | 49 | 16 |
1817 | Really, the hardest part is getting the blinders on. After that it’s a breeze. | 1.2727 | 0.02967 | 319 | 245 | 61 | 13 |
1818 | He wants to be on Animal Planet. | 1.2725 | 0.02923 | 367 | 288 | 58 | 21 |
1819 | It's a Domestic Shorthair without the bells and whistles. | 1.2725 | 0.03119 | 334 | 264 | 49 | 21 |
1820 | Thanks for asking. We’re off to join the Cirque du Soleil. | 1.2725 | 0.03031 | 334 | 261 | 55 | 18 |
1821 | The only hard part was getting the blinders on! | 1.2724 | 0.02876 | 323 | 246 | 66 | 11 |
1822 | The Catucky Derby! Where do ya think?! | 1.2724 | 0.02974 | 312 | 239 | 61 | 12 |
1823 | They said it couldn't be done. | 1.2722 | 0.02914 | 349 | 271 | 61 | 17 |
1824 | Hop on. It's a catavan." | 1.2722 | 0.02914 | 349 | 271 | 61 | 17 |
1825 | I used to infest a riding stable. | 1.2722 | 0.02998 | 349 | 274 | 55 | 20 |
1826 | Wait till he finds out who's holding the reins! | 1.2722 | 0.03064 | 338 | 266 | 52 | 20 |
1827 | Forecast was for reining cats, dogs predicted next week, | 1.2722 | 0.03013 | 327 | 254 | 57 | 16 |
1828 | Get them as kittens, and you can snuggle the call of the wild right out of them. | 1.2722 | 0.03242 | 316 | 251 | 44 | 21 |
1829 | Just pitched Disney. Tomorrow it’s Netflix. | 1.2722 | 0.03147 | 316 | 248 | 50 | 18 |
1830 | Now this is a hybrid. | 1.2720 | 0.02752 | 364 | 279 | 71 | 14 |
1831 | Found him on Craig's List under 'blind cats'. | 1.2719 | 0.03067 | 342 | 270 | 51 | 21 |
1832 | He turned vegan! | 1.2719 | 0.03212 | 320 | 254 | 45 | 21 |
1833 | A sure thing, Boo Boo Kitty in the seventh at Petsmart. | 1.2719 | 0.03212 | 320 | 254 | 45 | 21 |
1834 | As long as I don't sing 'Git Along, Little Doggie,' he's fine. | 1.2717 | 0.02814 | 357 | 275 | 67 | 15 |
1835 | I’m The Mouse That Roared.” | 1.2717 | 0.02930 | 346 | 269 | 60 | 17 |
1836 | Ever heard of horse whispering? Same thing. | 1.2716 | 0.02809 | 335 | 255 | 69 | 11 |
1837 | I call it three mice blinders | 1.2716 | 0.03262 | 313 | 249 | 43 | 21 |
1838 | Yeah, he's a real pussy cat. | 1.2716 | 0.03166 | 313 | 246 | 49 | 18 |
1839 | Finally, the better mousetrap! | 1.2715 | 0.02875 | 361 | 281 | 62 | 18 |
1840 | Great acceleration but a fuel hog. | 1.2715 | 0.02875 | 361 | 281 | 62 | 18 |
1841 | You can take the blinders off to activate self-driving mode. | 1.2714 | 0.02969 | 339 | 264 | 58 | 17 |
1842 | The other two are saddled up and ready. | 1.2713 | 0.03106 | 317 | 248 | 52 | 17 |
1843 | They can get a little skittish if they see a dog. | 1.2712 | 0.03081 | 295 | 227 | 56 | 12 |
1844 | The trick is getting the blinders on right. | 1.2712 | 0.02742 | 354 | 270 | 72 | 12 |
1845 | Just like riding a bike. | 1.2711 | 0.02974 | 343 | 268 | 57 | 18 |
1846 | See what happens when you conquer your fears? | 1.2711 | 0.02917 | 343 | 266 | 61 | 16 |
1847 | Sure, it takes a lot of training, but think of the respect I get on the freeway. | 1.2711 | 0.02919 | 332 | 256 | 62 | 14 |
1848 | I'm auditioning for the 'Tom & Jerry' re-boot. | 1.2711 | 0.03011 | 332 | 259 | 56 | 17 |
1849 | Couple scratches, but worth every penny. | 1.2710 | 0.03048 | 321 | 250 | 55 | 16 |
1850 | They say his mother was a mouser. | 1.2710 | 0.03016 | 321 | 249 | 57 | 15 |
1851 | It’s not like I’m riding a tiger or anything | 1.2710 | 0.02883 | 369 | 289 | 60 | 20 |
1852 | I have to keep kicking him so he doesn't nap. | 1.2710 | 0.02883 | 369 | 289 | 60 | 20 |
1853 | Forget Uber download the MEOW app. | 1.2709 | 0.03266 | 299 | 236 | 45 | 18 |
1854 | We're running in the Purreakness. | 1.2709 | 0.03300 | 299 | 237 | 43 | 19 |
1855 | One blind cat, one blind cat. See how I ride. See how I ride. | 1.2709 | 0.02865 | 347 | 268 | 64 | 15 |
1856 | This one is quite docile. What could possibly go wrong? | 1.2708 | 0.03103 | 336 | 266 | 49 | 21 |
1857 | There's more potency in these new strains of catnip. | 1.2708 | 0.02991 | 325 | 252 | 58 | 15 |
1858 | Catnip in the Fancy F east. | 1.2708 | 0.03084 | 325 | 255 | 52 | 18 |
1859 | A mouser is no match for a good cat wrangler. | 1.2707 | 0.03092 | 314 | 245 | 53 | 16 |
1860 | Going to the vet, to get him declawed. | 1.2706 | 0.03048 | 340 | 268 | 52 | 20 |
1861 | The key is, of course, the proper saddle. | 1.2706 | 0.02903 | 340 | 263 | 62 | 15 |
1862 | It was hell breaking him. | 1.2705 | 0.02793 | 366 | 283 | 67 | 16 |
1863 | Mice rule, cats drool. | 1.2704 | 0.03161 | 318 | 251 | 48 | 19 |
1864 | Come take a ride on the wild side | 1.2704 | 0.03105 | 307 | 239 | 53 | 15 |
1865 | I hypnotized him, he thinks he's a horse. Just don't snap your fingers in front of him. | 1.2704 | 0.03105 | 307 | 239 | 53 | 15 |
1866 | Easy . . . Just convince him he is a horse. | 1.2703 | 0.02880 | 344 | 266 | 63 | 15 |
1867 | So far, I am winning | 1.2703 | 0.02880 | 344 | 266 | 63 | 15 |
1868 | His mom is gonna KILL him! | 1.2702 | 0.03103 | 322 | 253 | 51 | 18 |
1869 | You just have to keep the blinders VERY secure. | 1.2702 | 0.02876 | 322 | 246 | 65 | 11 |
1870 | The tricky part was getting the harness on | 1.2702 | 0.02975 | 322 | 249 | 59 | 14 |
1871 | You want to see something funny, wait 'til the dog gets on. | 1.2701 | 0.03210 | 311 | 246 | 46 | 19 |
1872 | I broke him with Sun Tzu and some rolled catnip. | 1.2701 | 0.02905 | 374 | 295 | 57 | 22 |
1873 | The cat no longer has to be away for this mouse to play. | 1.2700 | 0.03037 | 337 | 265 | 53 | 19 |
1874 | Relax. We're just horsing around. | 1.2699 | 0.03014 | 326 | 254 | 56 | 16 |
1875 | Improbable but not impossible. | 1.2699 | 0.02982 | 326 | 253 | 58 | 15 |
1876 | I really hope those blinders stay on. | 1.2699 | 0.02982 | 326 | 253 | 58 | 15 |
1877 | You wouldn't think, but the hardest part is actually finding a cat. | 1.2699 | 0.02951 | 326 | 252 | 60 | 14 |
1878 | The bitch thinks I'm a flea. | 1.2698 | 0.03124 | 341 | 272 | 46 | 23 |
1879 | It has all the latest safety features | 1.2697 | 0.03080 | 330 | 260 | 51 | 19 |
1880 | I would call THIS cat and mouse game OVER boys | 1.2697 | 0.03226 | 330 | 265 | 41 | 24 |
1881 | It’s called “exposure therapy.” | 1.2696 | 0.03025 | 319 | 248 | 56 | 15 |
1882 | He's domesticated, after all. | 1.2696 | 0.02783 | 345 | 264 | 69 | 12 |
1883 | It works on the honor system. | 1.2696 | 0.02902 | 345 | 268 | 61 | 16 |
1884 | We are going to roundup some little dogies. | 1.2696 | 0.02843 | 345 | 266 | 65 | 14 |
1885 | Wake up, you're dreaming! Yeah, I know. | 1.2695 | 0.03295 | 308 | 246 | 41 | 21 |
1886 | See, Mom and Dad, I told you my English degree wasn't a waste of time and money!! | 1.2695 | 0.03230 | 308 | 244 | 45 | 19 |
1887 | He thinks I’m a monkey | 1.2695 | 0.02995 | 334 | 261 | 56 | 17 |
1888 | Oh, I've got purrs, that jingle, jangle, jingle... | 1.2695 | 0.03083 | 334 | 264 | 50 | 20 |
1889 | I’m safe as long as he doesn’t see me | 1.2695 | 0.02965 | 334 | 260 | 58 | 16 |
1890 | Galileo, the Wright brothers, Edison... the really great inventors ALWAYS test their own devices. | 1.2694 | 0.03136 | 297 | 231 | 52 | 14 |
1891 | YouTube gold, I tell you! | 1.2693 | 0.03186 | 323 | 257 | 45 | 21 |
1892 | Turns out to be the best way to herd them. | 1.2693 | 0.02835 | 323 | 246 | 67 | 10 |
1893 | When I knew him, he was just another rat living in some hole in the wall place. | 1.2693 | 0.03063 | 323 | 253 | 53 | 17 |
1894 | Head’n out to round up some little doggies.” | 1.2693 | 0.03031 | 323 | 252 | 55 | 16 |
1895 | With the blinders on, he thinks I'm a crazy cat lady named Doris who keeps petting him! | 1.2693 | 0.02991 | 349 | 275 | 54 | 20 |
1896 | He needs to be in a catatonic state for this to work | 1.2693 | 0.02798 | 375 | 292 | 65 | 18 |
1897 | ....and if it doesn't work, we still have eight lives left. | 1.2691 | 0.03068 | 327 | 257 | 52 | 18 |
1898 | I put some Prozac in his kibbles. | 1.2691 | 0.03037 | 327 | 256 | 54 | 17 |
1899 | Belling a cat is so yesterday. | 1.2689 | 0.03012 | 331 | 259 | 55 | 17 |
1900 | Ride 'em meowboy! | 1.2689 | 0.03042 | 331 | 260 | 53 | 18 |
1901 | So much for natural instincts. | 1.2689 | 0.03183 | 305 | 240 | 48 | 17 |
1902 | It can't be dangerous if it's zero emissions | 1.2688 | 0.02984 | 320 | 248 | 58 | 14 |
1903 | Why just grab the pussy? | 1.2686 | 0.03317 | 309 | 248 | 39 | 22 |
1904 | Relax, this one’s a pussy. | 1.2686 | 0.03220 | 309 | 245 | 45 | 19 |
1905 | Should we tell him what happened when the last guy tried to tie it to a hitching post? | 1.2686 | 0.03011 | 350 | 277 | 52 | 21 |
1906 | Reframe your fear and let it work for you. | 1.2685 | 0.02894 | 324 | 249 | 63 | 12 |
1907 | One blind cat, see how he runs. | 1.2685 | 0.03023 | 324 | 253 | 55 | 16 |
1908 | Don’t worry, guys! Paul Ryan told me I can control him. | 1.2685 | 0.03086 | 324 | 255 | 51 | 18 |
1909 | Negotiation and excellent communication skills are the key! | 1.2685 | 0.02927 | 324 | 250 | 61 | 13 |
1910 | What he don't know can't hurt us. | 1.2684 | 0.02903 | 339 | 263 | 61 | 15 |
1911 | Turns out that rhyme was just a very poor translation. | 1.2684 | 0.02873 | 339 | 262 | 63 | 14 |
1912 | Seems only fair. | 1.2684 | 0.02933 | 339 | 264 | 59 | 16 |
1913 | I know, it’s just a dream. | 1.2684 | 0.03126 | 313 | 246 | 50 | 17 |
1914 | Behold the power of catnip | 1.2684 | 0.02906 | 354 | 277 | 59 | 18 |
1915 | This baby purrs like a Chrysler. | 1.2682 | 0.03053 | 343 | 272 | 50 | 21 |
1916 | Just because you're a mouse doesn't mean you have to act like a mouse. | 1.2681 | 0.03001 | 317 | 246 | 57 | 14 |
1917 | He’s also an excellent jumper. | 1.2681 | 0.02911 | 332 | 257 | 61 | 14 |
1918 | He thinks I'm an owl. | 1.2680 | 0.03082 | 347 | 277 | 47 | 23 |
1919 | I told him I’m going to build a bigger, better mousetrap and get Mickey and Minnie to pay for it. | 1.2680 | 0.02941 | 362 | 286 | 55 | 21 |
1920 | Catnip! Works every time! | 1.2679 | 0.03135 | 321 | 254 | 48 | 19 |
1921 | Beats being chased around! | 1.2679 | 0.03008 | 321 | 250 | 56 | 15 |
1922 | Just call me 'The Whiskers Whisperer'. | 1.2679 | 0.02826 | 336 | 258 | 66 | 12 |
1923 | Home by 11:00 and no drinking! | 1.2679 | 0.02919 | 336 | 261 | 60 | 15 |
1924 | It beats Uber. | 1.2678 | 0.02976 | 351 | 277 | 54 | 20 |
1925 | Is this the first you realized I'm a control freak ? | 1.2677 | 0.03244 | 310 | 247 | 43 | 20 |
1926 | Better living thru catnip! | 1.2676 | 0.02871 | 355 | 277 | 61 | 17 |
1927 | I told him that the nursery rhyme is called 'Three Blind Cats" | 1.2675 | 0.03118 | 314 | 247 | 50 | 17 |
1928 | Wait 'til this goes viral. | 1.2675 | 0.03111 | 329 | 261 | 48 | 20 |
1929 | Relax; I haz catnip. | 1.2674 | 0.02766 | 359 | 277 | 68 | 14 |
1930 | Who says an old cat can't learn a new trick. | 1.2673 | 0.02959 | 318 | 246 | 59 | 13 |
1931 | Think about it. They poop in a litter box instead of the street--how cool is that. | 1.2673 | 0.03090 | 318 | 250 | 51 | 17 |
1932 | No, the hard part is how to mount in an English saddle. | 1.2673 | 0.03058 | 318 | 249 | 53 | 16 |
1933 | I just leveled the playing field. | 1.2673 | 0.02935 | 333 | 259 | 59 | 15 |
1934 | See no mousie, chase no mousie. | 1.2673 | 0.03055 | 333 | 263 | 51 | 19 |
1935 | Actually, there are three blind cats. | 1.2672 | 0.02908 | 348 | 272 | 59 | 17 |
1936 | A little birdie was the first owner. | 1.2672 | 0.02908 | 348 | 272 | 59 | 17 |
1937 | Wanna join the Mousecateers? | 1.2671 | 0.03165 | 307 | 242 | 48 | 17 |
1938 | What you can't see can't kill you. | 1.2671 | 0.02902 | 322 | 248 | 62 | 12 |
1939 | Daydreams of Three Blind Mice | 1.2669 | 0.03007 | 326 | 255 | 55 | 16 |
1940 | If wishes were cats, all mice could ride. | 1.2669 | 0.03005 | 341 | 269 | 53 | 19 |
1941 | Once you break them, the trick is to keep the blinders on. | 1.2667 | 0.02842 | 360 | 281 | 62 | 17 |
1942 | Now the mice can play while the cat's not away | 1.2667 | 0.03076 | 315 | 247 | 52 | 16 |
1943 | I grew up on a farm. | 1.2665 | 0.03017 | 319 | 249 | 55 | 15 |
1944 | He may have nine, but I've only got one boys. | 1.2664 | 0.03185 | 304 | 240 | 47 | 17 |
1945 | We're still working on the walking trot, but no one's ever said that dressage is easy. | 1.2663 | 0.02827 | 323 | 247 | 66 | 10 |
1946 | Best part is I get to use the HOV lane. | 1.2661 | 0.02790 | 342 | 263 | 67 | 12 |
1947 | Poor Tom! Jerry wins again! | 1.2661 | 0.02967 | 327 | 255 | 57 | 15 |
1948 | Sometimes you just need to take life by the reins. | 1.2660 | 0.03237 | 282 | 221 | 47 | 14 |
1949 | Don't want him gettin' curious. | 1.2659 | 0.02829 | 346 | 268 | 64 | 14 |
1950 | He's a little hard to train. | 1.2659 | 0.02859 | 346 | 269 | 62 | 15 |
1951 | He’s half Persian, half Trojan. | 1.2659 | 0.02739 | 346 | 265 | 70 | 11 |
1952 | I took a class in dressage at the local community college. | 1.2659 | 0.03005 | 331 | 260 | 54 | 17 |
1953 | As long as she doesn't get distracted it's a great ride. | 1.2658 | 0.03001 | 316 | 246 | 56 | 14 |
1954 | A lot cheaper than Lyft! | 1.2657 | 0.02922 | 350 | 275 | 57 | 18 |
1955 | Breaking him turned out to be pretty easy. The dog is next. | 1.2656 | 0.03041 | 320 | 251 | 53 | 16 |
1956 | It's better to be feared than to be liked. | 1.2656 | 0.03105 | 320 | 253 | 49 | 18 |
1957 | He's always been an overachiever | 1.2656 | 0.02846 | 369 | 290 | 60 | 19 |
1958 | I tried whispering but it was the blinders that worked. | 1.2656 | 0.03001 | 305 | 236 | 57 | 12 |
1959 | There's plenty of room inside the vehicle! | 1.2654 | 0.03078 | 324 | 256 | 50 | 18 |
1960 | Once you get the blinders on the rest is easy! | 1.2654 | 0.02984 | 324 | 253 | 56 | 15 |
1961 | Yeah, the saddle was the hard part. | 1.2654 | 0.02984 | 324 | 253 | 56 | 15 |
1962 | He's on the amends step. | 1.2654 | 0.02984 | 358 | 285 | 51 | 22 |
1963 | Save a horse ride a cat. | 1.2653 | 0.03046 | 343 | 273 | 49 | 21 |
1964 | They help him ignore the catcalls. | 1.2653 | 0.03220 | 294 | 232 | 46 | 16 |
1965 | What do you mean, Letterman’s new show doesn’t have Stupid Pet Tricks? | 1.2653 | 0.02873 | 343 | 267 | 61 | 15 |
1966 | It doesn’t have to be cruel. Start with bells. It calms them and makes them curious. | 1.2652 | 0.03052 | 313 | 245 | 53 | 15 |
1967 | That's called a blind date,my friends. | 1.2651 | 0.02909 | 347 | 272 | 58 | 17 |
1968 | When the cat abides, the mice will ride. | 1.2651 | 0.02909 | 347 | 272 | 58 | 17 |
1969 | Do not attempt this at home! I am a professional rider on a highly sedated (but unharmed) cat look-alike. | 1.2651 | 0.03021 | 347 | 276 | 50 | 21 |
1970 | I just told him I would build a fence to keep the neighbor's dog out, and now he does whatever I say! It's amazing! | 1.2651 | 0.02851 | 347 | 270 | 62 | 15 |
1971 | Her name is Duchess. She's a two year old with a nice, ambling gate. | 1.2651 | 0.02909 | 347 | 272 | 58 | 17 |
1972 | Blinders on him, a shot of deodorant on me, and he doesn't notice a thing. | 1.2651 | 0.02966 | 347 | 274 | 54 | 19 |
1973 | Took it in to my dealer on a peripheral vision recall notice. They installed the blinders and this baby is purring like a kitten. | 1.2651 | 0.02904 | 332 | 258 | 60 | 14 |
1974 | Your Lyft driver, Jerry, is here. Look for license plate TOM. | 1.2651 | 0.02997 | 332 | 261 | 54 | 17 |
1975 | There has to be a 3 mice cat-blind joke in here somewhere | 1.2650 | 0.03059 | 317 | 249 | 52 | 16 |
1976 | See, children, anything is possible when you overcome your fears. | 1.2650 | 0.02993 | 317 | 247 | 56 | 14 |
1977 | I told you he is a very kinky cat. | 1.2650 | 0.03092 | 317 | 250 | 50 | 17 |
1978 | It's the only sure way to get into a White House press conference. | 1.2650 | 0.03249 | 317 | 255 | 40 | 22 |
1979 | Dogs have owners, cats have staff, but we get the last laugh. | 1.2650 | 0.03104 | 351 | 283 | 43 | 25 |
1980 | We may be three blind mice, but at least we've got a seeing eye dog. | 1.2650 | 0.03156 | 351 | 285 | 39 | 27 |
1981 | Ever since I swapped out it’s catnip for some Vermont Purple Kush, this ride has been purrring like a kitten. | 1.2650 | 0.02997 | 351 | 279 | 51 | 21 |
1982 | Look! I told you I can do the catwalk. | 1.2649 | 0.03174 | 336 | 271 | 41 | 24 |
1983 | He's in charge of locating missing mice, but fails to see the irony. | 1.2649 | 0.02942 | 336 | 263 | 57 | 16 |
1984 | I learned how from Donald Trump | 1.2648 | 0.03189 | 321 | 257 | 43 | 21 |
1985 | Even his owners thanked me! | 1.2648 | 0.03065 | 321 | 253 | 51 | 17 |
1986 | In your world, this could be catastrophic. | 1.2648 | 0.02868 | 321 | 247 | 63 | 11 |
1987 | I'm just applying what I learned while in the Skinner box. | 1.2647 | 0.03098 | 306 | 240 | 51 | 15 |
1988 | This model is guaranteed not to eat you, or your money back! | 1.2646 | 0.03101 | 325 | 258 | 48 | 19 |
1989 | ... And I also heard the Model C is self cleaning! | 1.2646 | 0.02976 | 325 | 254 | 56 | 15 |
1990 | He's on anti-depressants. | 1.2645 | 0.03010 | 344 | 273 | 51 | 20 |
1991 | But you won’t believe the insurance bill on this beauty. | 1.2645 | 0.03268 | 310 | 249 | 40 | 21 |
1992 | I love coming out on the right side of Super Bowl bets. | 1.2645 | 0.03104 | 310 | 244 | 50 | 16 |
1993 | What he doesn't see isn't there | 1.2645 | 0.02822 | 363 | 284 | 62 | 17 |
1994 | Aaaah, the irony! | 1.2643 | 0.02865 | 333 | 258 | 62 | 13 |
1995 | It’s amazing the stuff you can find on Etsy. | 1.2642 | 0.03145 | 299 | 235 | 49 | 15 |
1996 | He thinks we're little dogs. | 1.2642 | 0.02907 | 352 | 277 | 57 | 18 |
1997 | I got the idea when the three of us were blind | 1.2642 | 0.03209 | 318 | 255 | 42 | 21 |
1998 | We're heading out for lunch. | 1.2642 | 0.03083 | 318 | 251 | 50 | 17 |
1999 | Let's see how he runs. | 1.2642 | 0.03270 | 318 | 257 | 38 | 23 |
2000 | One Blind Cat | 1.2641 | 0.02994 | 337 | 266 | 53 | 18 |
2001 | Looks like Dave is showing off his pussy again | 1.2641 | 0.02994 | 337 | 266 | 53 | 18 |
2002 | He met the Three Blind Mice in rehab and they rocked his world. | 1.2641 | 0.03023 | 337 | 267 | 51 | 19 |
2003 | Hey ladies, like my monster truck? | 1.2641 | 0.03023 | 337 | 267 | 51 | 19 |
2004 | Now don't try this at home kids. | 1.2639 | 0.02940 | 341 | 268 | 56 | 17 |
2005 | They are amazingly docile once you let them know who's boss! | 1.2638 | 0.02968 | 326 | 255 | 56 | 15 |
2006 | Very gentle once you get the bit in, but easily startled by pigeons. | 1.2638 | 0.02936 | 326 | 254 | 58 | 14 |
2007 | Always believe that your dreams can come true | 1.2638 | 0.03062 | 326 | 258 | 50 | 18 |
2008 | Sorry the three blind mice are over, I got a seeing eye cat. | 1.2636 | 0.03036 | 330 | 261 | 51 | 18 |
2009 | The salesman said I''ll be surprised by the small fuel requirements. | 1.2636 | 0.03033 | 349 | 279 | 48 | 22 |
2010 | You think this is tricky ? Next week I'm herding... | 1.2635 | 0.02950 | 334 | 262 | 56 | 16 |
2011 | I'm a cat whisperer by nature. | 1.2633 | 0.03171 | 300 | 237 | 47 | 16 |
2012 | Dogs just can't be mouse trained. | 1.2633 | 0.03010 | 319 | 250 | 54 | 15 |
2013 | They are actually quite docile once they are broken | 1.2633 | 0.02943 | 319 | 248 | 58 | 13 |
2014 | It's all about trust. | 1.2633 | 0.03010 | 319 | 250 | 54 | 15 |
2015 | I’ve heard the term “pussy-whipped”..... | 1.2633 | 0.02957 | 338 | 266 | 55 | 17 |
2016 | What, you've never heard the story of one blind cat? | 1.2632 | 0.02783 | 342 | 264 | 66 | 12 |
2017 | Snacks are on him. | 1.2632 | 0.03013 | 361 | 290 | 47 | 24 |
2018 | Edit the poem. | 1.2630 | 0.02995 | 346 | 275 | 51 | 20 |
2019 | Kitty up, boys! | 1.2630 | 0.02881 | 346 | 271 | 59 | 16 |
2020 | Pardon me you working class mice, but do you have any Grey Poupon? | 1.2630 | 0.02991 | 327 | 257 | 54 | 16 |
2021 | The election changed everything. Now mice are in charge! | 1.2630 | 0.03022 | 327 | 258 | 52 | 17 |
2022 | Slipped a mickey into his milk. | 1.2629 | 0.02943 | 350 | 277 | 54 | 19 |
2023 | Well, clearly, Whiskers is definitely codependent. | 1.2628 | 0.02967 | 331 | 260 | 55 | 16 |
2024 | See? I told you they were good for more than preening and pouting! | 1.2628 | 0.02967 | 331 | 260 | 55 | 16 |
2025 | Dressage has always been her dream. | 1.2628 | 0.02985 | 312 | 243 | 56 | 13 |
2026 | Hey, it worked for fleas, right? | 1.2628 | 0.03087 | 312 | 246 | 50 | 16 |
2027 | Three seeing mice and one blind cat. | 1.2627 | 0.03062 | 335 | 267 | 48 | 20 |
2028 | Guys, it’s like taking the train from Penn Station - only without the rats. | 1.2627 | 0.02881 | 335 | 261 | 60 | 14 |
2029 | Jump in, it worked for the Trojans! | 1.2627 | 0.03027 | 316 | 248 | 53 | 15 |
2030 | It's the old cat and mouse game. | 1.2627 | 0.03027 | 316 | 248 | 53 | 15 |
2031 | Don’t just stand there...pull out your iphones...took me years to break this Sumbitch. | 1.2625 | 0.03093 | 339 | 272 | 45 | 22 |
2032 | all I had to say was lower taxes. | 1.2624 | 0.02954 | 343 | 271 | 54 | 18 |
2033 | We bet on the election. He took red" | 1.2624 | 0.02896 | 343 | 269 | 58 | 16 |
2034 | It takes skill and technique to master the catwalk. | 1.2624 | 0.02983 | 343 | 272 | 52 | 19 |
2035 | All you have to do is get 'em hooked on Fox News. | 1.2623 | 0.03201 | 305 | 243 | 44 | 18 |
2036 | WRONG!!! Mice were never prey to cats”. #fakenew | 1.2623 | 0.03133 | 305 | 241 | 48 | 16 |
2037 | In the catdom of the blind, the one-eyed mouse is king. | 1.2622 | 0.03106 | 328 | 262 | 46 | 20 |
2038 | The GO button is when the dog shows up | 1.2622 | 0.03106 | 328 | 262 | 46 | 20 |
2039 | He's a catnip junkie. He'll do anything for a little taste. | 1.2622 | 0.02701 | 370 | 287 | 69 | 14 |
2040 | I prefer one blind cat. | 1.2621 | 0.02823 | 351 | 274 | 62 | 15 |
2041 | Of course, the blinders work; I bought him from a Chihuahua. | 1.2621 | 0.02963 | 351 | 279 | 52 | 20 |
2042 | Don't try this at home. | 1.2620 | 0.03020 | 332 | 263 | 51 | 18 |
2043 | I’m his comfort animal while we’re on rat patrol. | 1.2620 | 0.03020 | 332 | 263 | 51 | 18 |
2044 | Sometimes, you are the hammer, and other times, you are the nail. | 1.2620 | 0.02959 | 332 | 261 | 55 | 16 |
2045 | It's amazing what catnip can do. | 1.2620 | 0.02942 | 313 | 243 | 58 | 12 |
2046 | Arthur, you’re being taken for a ride! | 1.2619 | 0.02843 | 336 | 261 | 62 | 13 |
2047 | Hop On! Its mechanical. Meet ICat | 1.2619 | 0.03083 | 336 | 269 | 46 | 21 |
2048 | You approach from the left shoulder and hum softly. | 1.2619 | 0.02843 | 336 | 261 | 62 | 13 |
2049 | Roleplaying. | 1.2618 | 0.02918 | 317 | 246 | 59 | 12 |
2050 | This mouse-too movement is just awesome. | 1.2618 | 0.03242 | 317 | 256 | 39 | 22 |
2051 | Grab 'em by the tail. You can do anything. | 1.2618 | 0.02911 | 340 | 267 | 57 | 16 |
2052 | Optimism works | 1.2617 | 0.02869 | 363 | 287 | 57 | 19 |
2053 | He's really a pussycat! | 1.2617 | 0.03025 | 321 | 253 | 52 | 16 |
2054 | Promise them catnip and they'll do anything | 1.2617 | 0.02993 | 321 | 252 | 54 | 15 |
2055 | Grab them by the harness. You can do anything. | 1.2617 | 0.03025 | 321 | 253 | 52 | 16 |
2056 | Call me Ishmouse. | 1.2616 | 0.03117 | 302 | 238 | 49 | 15 |
2057 | That’s right! That’s right! Now I’m gonna pay a little visit to the farmer’s wife! | 1.2615 | 0.02903 | 325 | 253 | 59 | 13 |
2058 | And they said Lady Godiva went too far. | 1.2614 | 0.02944 | 329 | 258 | 56 | 15 |
2059 | It’s easy once you get the blindfold on. | 1.2614 | 0.02901 | 352 | 278 | 56 | 18 |
2060 | It’s reverse Darwinism | 1.2613 | 0.02889 | 333 | 260 | 59 | 14 |
2061 | He finally got him some pussy | 1.2611 | 0.03167 | 314 | 251 | 44 | 19 |
2062 | Believe it or not, this works on 46% of cats. | 1.2611 | 0.02957 | 337 | 266 | 54 | 17 |
2063 | They're actually earphones, but they keep slipping! | 1.2611 | 0.02746 | 360 | 280 | 66 | 14 |
2064 | I can take the HOV Lane this way. | 1.2611 | 0.02774 | 360 | 281 | 64 | 15 |
2065 | They say opposites attract | 1.2610 | 0.03010 | 318 | 250 | 53 | 15 |
2066 | It's all in the tone of your squeak! | 1.2610 | 0.02910 | 318 | 247 | 59 | 12 |
2067 | C'mon, we'll be the three mouse-cat-teers. | 1.2610 | 0.03020 | 341 | 272 | 49 | 20 |
2068 | He thinks I clean his litter box | 1.2610 | 0.02963 | 341 | 270 | 53 | 18 |
2069 | The fog comes in on little kitten feet, & so do I! | 1.2609 | 0.03112 | 322 | 257 | 46 | 19 |
2070 | Robin! Join me in the Catmobile. | 1.2609 | 0.02822 | 345 | 269 | 62 | 14 |
2071 | If I can get two of them to cooperate, I'm buying a stagecoach. | 1.2607 | 0.02928 | 326 | 255 | 57 | 14 |
2072 | You can lease one for an ounce of catnip a month. | 1.2607 | 0.02992 | 326 | 257 | 53 | 16 |
2073 | I have to stay where the cat can't see me | 1.2606 | 0.02809 | 353 | 276 | 62 | 15 |
2074 | I call him, " Tiger." | 1.2606 | 0.02976 | 353 | 282 | 50 | 21 |
2075 | I'm my way to see the farmer's wife. | 1.2606 | 0.02967 | 330 | 260 | 54 | 16 |
2076 | #Mewtoo. | 1.2605 | 0.02871 | 357 | 282 | 57 | 18 |
2077 | If she really was a lady she’d be riding side-saddle. | 1.2605 | 0.03063 | 334 | 267 | 47 | 20 |
2078 | She might be a short-hair but this baby can go 60 furlongs on a half tank of milk. | 1.2605 | 0.03092 | 334 | 268 | 45 | 21 |
2079 | Its only for a day. I bet on Disney, he bet on Comcast. | 1.2605 | 0.03121 | 311 | 247 | 47 | 17 |
2080 | Confront your fears, | 1.2605 | 0.02879 | 311 | 240 | 61 | 10 |
2081 | My other ride is a Buick. | 1.2604 | 0.03007 | 361 | 291 | 46 | 24 |
2082 | Completely safe—as long as I keep feeding him mice. | 1.2604 | 0.02956 | 361 | 289 | 50 | 22 |
2083 | He's OK for short hops, but not furlong. | 1.2603 | 0.02960 | 315 | 246 | 56 | 13 |
2084 | He'll drop me at the cheese shop, then come back for you | 1.2603 | 0.02607 | 365 | 280 | 75 | 10 |
2085 | He can't herd, true, but it's a start. | 1.2602 | 0.02896 | 342 | 269 | 57 | 16 |
2086 | It's OK for short trips, but the airlines remain blind to service cats | 1.2602 | 0.02969 | 319 | 250 | 55 | 14 |
2087 | And he always thinks inside of the box. | 1.2601 | 0.02988 | 346 | 276 | 50 | 20 |
2088 | Wouldn’t YOU really rather have a Cat-illac? | 1.2601 | 0.02903 | 346 | 273 | 56 | 17 |
2089 | Totally gentle! Just don’t let him see you. | 1.2601 | 0.02977 | 323 | 254 | 54 | 15 |
2090 | See you at the Wine & Cheese tonight ? | 1.2600 | 0.02823 | 350 | 274 | 61 | 15 |
2091 | Ignorance is bliss. | 1.2600 | 0.02909 | 350 | 277 | 55 | 18 |
2092 | She’s dropping me at home and will be right back for you. | 1.2600 | 0.03073 | 350 | 283 | 43 | 24 |
2093 | Can't wait to hear the ditty they write about this! | 1.2599 | 0.02755 | 327 | 251 | 67 | 9 |
2094 | No I didn't forget my clothes. I'm making a statement. | 1.2599 | 0.03196 | 327 | 265 | 39 | 23 |
2095 | Blinded by the mice. | 1.2599 | 0.02914 | 354 | 281 | 54 | 19 |
2096 | I did it with hypnosis, she thinks she’s a horse, and I’m a cowboy. | 1.2599 | 0.03168 | 304 | 242 | 45 | 17 |
2097 | Yes, but this here is a domesticated Meowstang. | 1.2597 | 0.03140 | 308 | 245 | 46 | 17 |
2098 | The bell was too noisy. | 1.2597 | 0.02905 | 335 | 263 | 57 | 15 |
2099 | Trained? He can walk a straight line through a laser light show. | 1.2597 | 0.03055 | 335 | 268 | 47 | 20 |
2100 | What the pussy doesn't see, the pussy doesn't know. | 1.2596 | 0.02713 | 366 | 285 | 67 | 14 |
2101 | Whatever it takes to get him to stop checking his email every couple blocks. | 1.2595 | 0.02859 | 343 | 269 | 59 | 15 |
2102 | Guys, Florida has banned greyhound racing. Now's our chance! | 1.2595 | 0.02859 | 343 | 269 | 59 | 15 |
2103 | It handles really well, and gets much better mpg than my old elephant. | 1.2595 | 0.02947 | 343 | 272 | 53 | 18 |
2104 | It’s only three grams of cheddar per mile. | 1.2595 | 0.02918 | 343 | 271 | 55 | 17 |
2105 | He thinks I’m a chipmunk. | 1.2594 | 0.02860 | 320 | 248 | 61 | 11 |
2106 | Magnificent creatures, aren't they? | 1.2594 | 0.03058 | 320 | 254 | 49 | 17 |
2107 | You guys can keep NYC. I'm going west! | 1.2594 | 0.02748 | 347 | 269 | 66 | 12 |
2108 | I can't believe how many meows to the gallon I get out this thing. | 1.2593 | 0.03011 | 351 | 282 | 47 | 22 |
2109 | Lyft has really lowered their standards. | 1.2593 | 0.03218 | 297 | 237 | 43 | 17 |
2110 | Serotonin! | 1.2593 | 0.02998 | 297 | 231 | 55 | 11 |
2111 | The elephant was bathing. | 1.2593 | 0.03001 | 324 | 256 | 52 | 16 |
2112 | We should take advantage of Feline Guilt. | 1.2591 | 0.03068 | 328 | 262 | 47 | 19 |
2113 | The fuel efficiency is incredible! | 1.2591 | 0.03038 | 328 | 261 | 49 | 18 |
2114 | No idea how this thing got into the house, but it's the best thing that ever happened to us! | 1.2591 | 0.02976 | 328 | 259 | 53 | 16 |
2115 | I'm off to herd cats. Do you know a better way to ensure our survival? | 1.2591 | 0.02880 | 328 | 256 | 59 | 13 |
2116 | Cat nip is now a controlled substance | 1.2591 | 0.02774 | 359 | 281 | 63 | 15 |
2117 | We're going for catnip and cheese. | 1.2590 | 0.02889 | 332 | 260 | 58 | 14 |
2118 | Never before seen episode of “Tom and Jerry”. | 1.2590 | 0.02982 | 332 | 263 | 52 | 17 |
2119 | Let's see how this baby runs after the farmer's wife. | 1.2590 | 0.02982 | 332 | 263 | 52 | 17 |
2120 | Getting the right-sized saddle was the hardest part! | 1.2590 | 0.02951 | 332 | 262 | 54 | 16 |
2121 | He'll do anything you want as long as you don't ignore him. | 1.2589 | 0.02988 | 336 | 267 | 51 | 18 |
2122 | If they can't see the reigns, eventually they'll forget that they're not making their own choices. | 1.2588 | 0.03021 | 340 | 272 | 48 | 20 |
2123 | She ate my entire family but now I get to work in half the time. | 1.2588 | 0.02844 | 340 | 266 | 60 | 14 |
2124 | Even cats can be trained, if we apply what we learned in the behavior modification lab. | 1.2587 | 0.02911 | 344 | 272 | 55 | 17 |
2125 | Wait 'til you get a load of my Seeing Eye dog. | 1.2586 | 0.03113 | 321 | 257 | 45 | 19 |
2126 | If wishes were horses, mice would ride. | 1.2585 | 0.02837 | 352 | 277 | 59 | 16 |
2127 | I'm already on my way to another pickup, but I'll swing back and pick you up in 5. | 1.2585 | 0.03092 | 294 | 231 | 50 | 13 |
2128 | Do not ask. | 1.2584 | 0.03208 | 298 | 238 | 43 | 17 |
2129 | Don’t dare call PETA | 1.2583 | 0.03037 | 302 | 237 | 52 | 13 |
2130 | who would've thought that lies, narcissism, deceit, arrogance , misogyny and ignorance would work so well? | 1.2583 | 0.03208 | 333 | 272 | 36 | 25 |
2131 | I got tired of being pussy whipped. | 1.2582 | 0.03116 | 306 | 243 | 47 | 16 |
2132 | You just have to sit him a little high in the saddle - but he purrs like crazy! | 1.2582 | 0.02975 | 306 | 239 | 55 | 12 |
2133 | We are going to make America great again. | 1.2582 | 0.03180 | 337 | 275 | 37 | 25 |
2134 | It’s all in the wrist! | 1.2581 | 0.02806 | 341 | 266 | 62 | 13 |
2135 | She said I'm her third jockey this week! | 1.2581 | 0.03042 | 341 | 274 | 46 | 21 |
2136 | And they say herding cats is tough... | 1.2581 | 0.02744 | 341 | 264 | 66 | 11 |
2137 | Yes, we can! | 1.2580 | 0.03094 | 314 | 250 | 47 | 17 |
2138 | Screw the bell! | 1.2579 | 0.03068 | 318 | 253 | 48 | 17 |
2139 | Image taken right before the three became visually impaired | 1.2579 | 0.03132 | 318 | 255 | 44 | 19 |
2140 | If they can’t see I’m taking away their healthcare they don’t get scared | 1.2578 | 0.02914 | 353 | 281 | 53 | 19 |
2141 | I'm tired of running | 1.2578 | 0.02944 | 322 | 253 | 55 | 14 |
2142 | Sweet! Now how will you get down? | 1.2578 | 0.02844 | 322 | 250 | 61 | 11 |
2143 | We were playing a game of "cat and mouse" and "cat" lost! | 1.2578 | 0.02944 | 322 | 253 | 55 | 14 |
2144 | He's been a delight ever since I found his stash of catnip. | 1.2578 | 0.02977 | 322 | 254 | 53 | 15 |
2145 | Just don't let the humans see you doing it. | 1.2578 | 0.03196 | 322 | 261 | 39 | 22 |
2146 | I had a donkey, but I prefer the double entendres I can use when I'm riding the pussy. | 1.2577 | 0.03138 | 326 | 263 | 42 | 21 |
2147 | Both Cubs and Red Sox won the World Series. Hell has frozen over. | 1.2576 | 0.02816 | 361 | 285 | 59 | 17 |
2148 | The trickiest part was getting the blinders on. | 1.2576 | 0.02788 | 361 | 284 | 61 | 16 |
2149 | A carrot won't work. Anybody want to volunteer? | 1.2576 | 0.03111 | 330 | 266 | 43 | 21 |
2150 | One blind cat,see how it runs ! | 1.2576 | 0.02960 | 330 | 261 | 53 | 16 |
2151 | Hop on! This is going to be one helleva Facebook video! | 1.2575 | 0.03128 | 299 | 237 | 47 | 15 |
2152 | The key is keeping him focused. | 1.2575 | 0.03055 | 299 | 235 | 51 | 13 |
2153 | Kitty up, partner, kitty up! | 1.2575 | 0.02874 | 334 | 262 | 58 | 14 |
2154 | Kitty Prozac, fellas. Nothing like life in the 21st Century." | 1.2574 | 0.02918 | 303 | 235 | 58 | 10 |
2155 | Just purr and she thinks you’re a kitten. | 1.2574 | 0.02942 | 338 | 268 | 53 | 17 |
2156 | Hypnosis really works | 1.2574 | 0.02789 | 338 | 263 | 63 | 12 |
2157 | As the French say, 'Ni vu, ni connu' | 1.2574 | 0.03001 | 338 | 270 | 49 | 19 |
2158 | What? I’m riding a cat. | 1.2574 | 0.02972 | 338 | 269 | 51 | 18 |
2159 | Its the new Mellow Meow Mix | 1.2573 | 0.02919 | 342 | 271 | 54 | 17 |
2160 | You hear "Three Blind Mice" enough times and eventually something clicks. | 1.2572 | 0.02867 | 346 | 273 | 57 | 16 |
2161 | You think maybe he's taking the exposure therapy a little too far? | 1.2572 | 0.03009 | 346 | 278 | 47 | 21 |
2162 | The hardest part is putting on the blinders. | 1.2571 | 0.02847 | 315 | 244 | 61 | 10 |
2163 | I finally got the dose right on the scopolamine, guys. And, his owner doesn’t suspect a thing. She thinks he’s just gone into a new level of aloofness. | 1.2571 | 0.02961 | 319 | 251 | 54 | 14 |
2164 | He’s looking for three blind mice | 1.2569 | 0.02889 | 362 | 289 | 53 | 20 |
2165 | No Collusion. . . . | 1.2569 | 0.03100 | 327 | 263 | 44 | 20 |
2166 | I'm pomp. He's circumstance.” | 1.2569 | 0.02847 | 327 | 255 | 60 | 12 |
2167 | Shhh | 1.2568 | 0.02889 | 331 | 260 | 57 | 14 |
2168 | Kittyup kittyup Buttercup. | 1.2568 | 0.03111 | 296 | 234 | 48 | 14 |
2169 | I'm getting ready for the Squeakness. | 1.2567 | 0.02988 | 335 | 267 | 50 | 18 |
2170 | It's CVR, Cat Virtual Reality. He thinks he's stalking me." | 1.2566 | 0.02993 | 339 | 271 | 49 | 19 |
2171 | You can purchase them from "Sharper Image". | 1.2564 | 0.02862 | 312 | 242 | 60 | 10 |
2172 | God forbid the three of us ever go blind! | 1.2564 | 0.02978 | 351 | 282 | 48 | 21 |
2173 | Wasn't hard, he was kinda a pussy. | 1.2563 | 0.02954 | 355 | 285 | 49 | 21 |
2174 | Hypnosis. | 1.2561 | 0.02999 | 328 | 261 | 50 | 17 |
2175 | I thought we were the ones that were supposed to be blind? | 1.2561 | 0.03030 | 328 | 262 | 48 | 18 |
2176 | I just read Cesar Millan's book on cats. | 1.2560 | 0.03005 | 332 | 265 | 49 | 18 |
2177 | And if you talk shit I'll take off the blinders | 1.2560 | 0.02920 | 336 | 266 | 54 | 16 |
2178 | It’s all about the art of the deal | 1.2560 | 0.03039 | 336 | 270 | 46 | 20 |
2179 | This one can leap up on kitchen counters easily. He gets a can of tuna and I get a bag of Cheetos! | 1.2559 | 0.02837 | 340 | 267 | 59 | 14 |
2180 | No, I don't want to see how you run. We all know what happens next. | 1.2559 | 0.02956 | 340 | 271 | 51 | 18 |
2181 | The biggest problem is finding outdoor litter boxes. | 1.2559 | 0.02956 | 340 | 271 | 51 | 18 |
2182 | But it’s so easy. All you have to do is download the app. | 1.2558 | 0.02845 | 344 | 271 | 58 | 15 |
2183 | Bell, hell! All we needed was a bridle and saddle. | 1.2558 | 0.02990 | 344 | 276 | 48 | 20 |
2184 | We just topped a million views. | 1.2558 | 0.02933 | 344 | 274 | 52 | 18 |
2185 | Yes, mice evangelicals, evolution is real. | 1.2557 | 0.02773 | 352 | 276 | 62 | 14 |
2186 | It beats the subway. | 1.2557 | 0.02841 | 309 | 239 | 61 | 9 |
2187 | You could do this, too, if you read "Who Moved My Cheese?" | 1.2556 | 0.03128 | 313 | 251 | 44 | 18 |
2188 | Just you watch, I'll find out who moved the cheese! | 1.2556 | 0.03028 | 313 | 248 | 50 | 15 |
2189 | Just some CDB oil and I promised him a hat. | 1.2555 | 0.03036 | 317 | 252 | 49 | 16 |
2190 | It's taking some doing, but she's starting to think like a dog. | 1.2555 | 0.03002 | 317 | 251 | 51 | 15 |
2191 | Who's up next? I need a break from herding cats. | 1.2555 | 0.03105 | 321 | 258 | 44 | 19 |
2192 | It's better than holding a grudge! | 1.2554 | 0.02888 | 325 | 255 | 57 | 13 |
2193 | I’m a paid professional. Don’t try this at home! | 1.2554 | 0.03048 | 325 | 260 | 47 | 18 |
2194 | You just have to let him know who's boss. | 1.2553 | 0.02960 | 329 | 261 | 52 | 16 |
2195 | If he comes back without me, that means I've probably been eaten. | 1.2553 | 0.02842 | 333 | 261 | 59 | 13 |
2196 | My shrink is the type who recommends strange support animals. | 1.2552 | 0.03187 | 290 | 231 | 44 | 15 |
2197 | I also wrote a song called "One blind cat". | 1.2550 | 0.02845 | 349 | 276 | 57 | 16 |
2198 | She's a hybrid, very efficient, and I got a great deal! | 1.2550 | 0.02823 | 353 | 279 | 58 | 16 |
2199 | He listens to a podcast about conquering fears once, and look at him now... | 1.2549 | 0.03176 | 306 | 246 | 42 | 18 |
2200 | Sure, it’s stylish, but paying for fuel is murder. | 1.2548 | 0.03086 | 314 | 251 | 46 | 17 |
2201 | Yeah it seems like a good idea now, but what's he going to do with it when he wants to go on vacation? | 1.2547 | 0.03065 | 322 | 258 | 46 | 18 |
2202 | Blackmail......works wonders. | 1.2545 | 0.03044 | 330 | 265 | 46 | 19 |
2203 | Tomfoolery is not for the timid. | 1.2544 | 0.02905 | 338 | 268 | 54 | 16 |
2204 | Remember when he used to just go in circles? | 1.2543 | 0.02690 | 350 | 272 | 67 | 11 |
2205 | Quick! Take a picture for Instagram! | 1.2542 | 0.02730 | 354 | 277 | 64 | 13 |
2206 | She purrs like a beaut. | 1.2542 | 0.02795 | 358 | 283 | 59 | 16 |
2207 | How's this for a fresh twist: 'One blind cat; see how it rides'? | 1.2541 | 0.03166 | 307 | 247 | 42 | 18 |
2208 | Adopt, adapt, & improve. | 1.2540 | 0.02933 | 311 | 244 | 55 | 12 |
2209 | It was Freud's suggestion. | 1.2540 | 0.03175 | 315 | 255 | 40 | 20 |
2210 | The meek shall inherit the earth | 1.2539 | 0.02928 | 323 | 255 | 54 | 14 |
2211 | Did you meet our new Uber driver? | 1.2538 | 0.02968 | 327 | 260 | 51 | 16 |
2212 | C'mon. We are "The Three Mouse-cat-eers." Let's ride. | 1.2538 | 0.02937 | 327 | 259 | 53 | 15 |
2213 | Don’t look so worried I’ve been taking lessons. | 1.2538 | 0.02849 | 331 | 260 | 58 | 13 |
2214 | Take away the blinkers and I'm a dead man. | 1.2538 | 0.03036 | 331 | 266 | 46 | 19 |
2215 | I haven’t the faintest idea how I got this far. | 1.2538 | 0.02881 | 331 | 261 | 56 | 14 |
2216 | Apparently the Lasix didn’t work. | 1.2538 | 0.03006 | 331 | 265 | 48 | 18 |
2217 | Can one of you check my blind spot? | 1.2537 | 0.02890 | 335 | 265 | 55 | 15 |
2218 | Stay behind us. | 1.2537 | 0.02927 | 339 | 270 | 52 | 17 |
2219 | I'm taking him to his litter | 1.2535 | 0.02634 | 355 | 275 | 70 | 10 |
2220 | Less litter than the subway! | 1.2532 | 0.02913 | 308 | 241 | 56 | 11 |
2221 | I bet he works for Jerry... | 1.2532 | 0.03089 | 308 | 246 | 46 | 16 |
2222 | He's like a little pussy cat in my hands. | 1.2532 | 0.02853 | 312 | 243 | 59 | 10 |
2223 | It's his kink. | 1.2532 | 0.03226 | 312 | 254 | 37 | 21 |
2224 | Did you see Dave's new Catallac? The engine really purrs. | 1.2531 | 0.02911 | 320 | 252 | 55 | 13 |
2225 | Eat my kitty litter. | 1.2531 | 0.03048 | 324 | 260 | 46 | 18 |
2226 | Budweiser has asked us to join their team | 1.2530 | 0.02992 | 328 | 262 | 49 | 17 |
2227 | As long as it doesn’t see, I’m it’s president! | 1.2530 | 0.02992 | 328 | 262 | 49 | 17 |
2228 | I told him we'd " Make the House Great Again". . | 1.2530 | 0.02960 | 328 | 261 | 51 | 16 |
2229 | Guess who won the midterms! | 1.2530 | 0.03028 | 332 | 267 | 46 | 19 |
2230 | Fetching feta,need anything? | 1.2528 | 0.02766 | 352 | 277 | 61 | 14 |
2231 | I got these blinders from a Trump supporter who thought she wouldn't need them after the election! | 1.2525 | 0.03308 | 301 | 246 | 34 | 21 |
2232 | Let's see how quick with the carving knife she is when it's darling Fluffy she's dealing with. | 1.2525 | 0.03101 | 301 | 240 | 46 | 15 |
2233 | The power of paws-itive thinking! | 1.2524 | 0.03020 | 313 | 249 | 49 | 15 |
2234 | This is the cat's meow! | 1.2524 | 0.02994 | 317 | 252 | 50 | 15 |
2235 | Dressage cats are just like dressage horses, only cheaper. | 1.2524 | 0.02927 | 317 | 250 | 54 | 13 |
2236 | Twenty-Five purrs to the gallon! | 1.2523 | 0.03190 | 321 | 262 | 37 | 22 |
2237 | You look surprised I went with the four-paw catallac. | 1.2523 | 0.02824 | 329 | 258 | 59 | 12 |
2238 | Hop on,it's the blind leading the blind. | 1.2522 | 0.02935 | 337 | 269 | 51 | 17 |
2239 | Three blind mice and a seeing eye dog. What could go wrong? | 1.2522 | 0.03111 | 337 | 275 | 39 | 23 |
2240 | It's my best-laid scheme yet! | 1.2522 | 0.02912 | 341 | 272 | 52 | 17 |
2241 | We're three mice with a blindered cat. What do you think of that? | 1.2522 | 0.02852 | 341 | 270 | 56 | 15 |
2242 | I'ts ok, if you don't mind a little cat hair. | 1.2522 | 0.02708 | 345 | 269 | 65 | 11 |
2243 | With the blinders on, he thinks I'm a very small dog. | 1.2521 | 0.02924 | 349 | 280 | 50 | 19 |
2244 | All it took was the blinders and a double dose of catnip. | 1.2521 | 0.02795 | 357 | 283 | 58 | 16 |
2245 | How you like me now? | 1.2520 | 0.02653 | 369 | 289 | 67 | 13 |
2246 | And you said we should put a bell on him. | 1.2516 | 0.03072 | 310 | 248 | 46 | 16 |
2247 | He doesn't know that he who rides the pussy cat cannot dismount. | 1.2516 | 0.03037 | 310 | 247 | 48 | 15 |
2248 | It's way more fun than the treadmill. | 1.2516 | 0.02919 | 318 | 251 | 54 | 13 |
2249 | He's a really good jumper! | 1.2516 | 0.02961 | 322 | 256 | 51 | 15 |
2250 | One pussycat in blinders, beats three mice blinded any day. | 1.2516 | 0.03120 | 322 | 261 | 41 | 20 |
2251 | It's faster than the A train. | 1.2515 | 0.03032 | 326 | 262 | 46 | 18 |
2252 | I'd rather be sailing on my turtle. | 1.2515 | 0.03063 | 326 | 263 | 44 | 19 |
2253 | If you ask politely and don't try to grab 'em . . . | 1.2515 | 0.02881 | 330 | 261 | 55 | 14 |
2254 | Hi, I'm Jeff and I'll be your Ub-fur driver today. | 1.2515 | 0.02890 | 334 | 265 | 54 | 15 |
2255 | It's pretty fuel efficient. | 1.2515 | 0.02658 | 342 | 265 | 68 | 9 |
2256 | Hey Steve, Larry. (Billy was happy to run into his High School bullies) Watch what happens when I remove these blinders. | 1.2514 | 0.02852 | 346 | 275 | 55 | 16 |
2257 | It took lots of treats. | 1.2514 | 0.02793 | 346 | 273 | 59 | 14 |
2258 | It is all about establishing yourself as the leader. | 1.2514 | 0.02788 | 358 | 284 | 58 | 16 |
2259 | Riding a cat you got to be kitten me! | 1.2508 | 0.03102 | 295 | 235 | 46 | 14 |
2260 | We have a deal. I get to ride for a week then I have to tell him where the mouse colony is. | 1.2508 | 0.03029 | 311 | 248 | 48 | 15 |
2261 | Is this a case of the blind, leading the blind? | 1.2508 | 0.02935 | 315 | 249 | 53 | 13 |
2262 | He's the last of the three blind cats. | 1.2508 | 0.03069 | 315 | 253 | 45 | 17 |
2263 | What does he eat?! | 1.2508 | 0.03043 | 319 | 256 | 46 | 17 |
2264 | If I took them off, I might be lunch. | 1.2508 | 0.03010 | 319 | 255 | 48 | 16 |
2265 | Mastering hot yoga is my next big goal. | 1.2508 | 0.02985 | 323 | 258 | 49 | 16 |
2266 | It's called empathy therapy. | 1.2508 | 0.02961 | 327 | 261 | 50 | 16 |
2267 | 50 Shades of Gray Tabby | 1.2508 | 0.03085 | 327 | 265 | 42 | 20 |
2268 | Zipcat | 1.2508 | 0.03054 | 327 | 264 | 44 | 19 |
2269 | Those equestrian lessons finally came in handy. | 1.2508 | 0.02905 | 331 | 263 | 53 | 15 |
2270 | Don't worry, just stay behind the blinders. | 1.2507 | 0.02851 | 335 | 265 | 56 | 14 |
2271 | The headset makes him think he's in control. | 1.2507 | 0.02974 | 335 | 269 | 48 | 18 |
2272 | Look what I got with enhanced catnip! | 1.2507 | 0.02950 | 339 | 272 | 49 | 18 |
2273 | Gotta use the ‘blinders’ on her or else she gets distracted by the mice | 1.2507 | 0.02920 | 339 | 271 | 51 | 17 |
2274 | I got him from a CATalog | 1.2507 | 0.03016 | 347 | 282 | 43 | 22 |
2275 | I got a really good deal at Rent-A-Cat. | 1.2507 | 0.02845 | 347 | 276 | 55 | 16 |
2276 | I just need to attach the carriage and then the Central Park tourists will be all over this. | 1.2507 | 0.02736 | 351 | 276 | 62 | 13 |
2277 | It's kind of fun until we go to the sand beach in a box. | 1.2500 | 0.02851 | 356 | 285 | 53 | 18 |
2278 | I prefer, "English Style". | 1.2500 | 0.02669 | 352 | 275 | 66 | 11 |
2279 | If only my three brothers had thought of blinders,they'd be with us still. | 1.2500 | 0.02860 | 344 | 274 | 54 | 16 |
2280 | Irony is at the heart of control... | 1.2500 | 0.02590 | 356 | 276 | 71 | 9 |
2281 | It's all about core strength. | 1.2500 | 0.02926 | 316 | 250 | 53 | 13 |
2282 | What the hell is she feeding that cat? | 1.2500 | 0.02738 | 356 | 281 | 61 | 14 |
2283 | If humans can ride elephants, I can ride a cat. | 1.2500 | 0.02736 | 332 | 259 | 63 | 10 |
2284 | ...but he promises to support our social policies. | 1.2500 | 0.03009 | 324 | 260 | 47 | 17 |
2285 | He's house mouse trained. | 1.2500 | 0.02843 | 336 | 266 | 56 | 14 |
2286 | This is the new world order of the old cat and mouse game. | 1.2500 | 0.02882 | 340 | 271 | 53 | 16 |
2287 | I hypnotized him. At least I think I did. | 1.2494 | 0.02602 | 385 | 303 | 68 | 14 |
2288 | Her name is Chedder and she fetches. | 1.2493 | 0.02956 | 361 | 294 | 44 | 23 |
2289 | And no furballs either since he identifies as a horse! | 1.2493 | 0.02894 | 353 | 284 | 50 | 19 |
2290 | Doesn't work with the feral cats! | 1.2493 | 0.02866 | 353 | 283 | 52 | 18 |
2291 | I call him Google; he finds all my friends. | 1.2493 | 0.02860 | 349 | 279 | 53 | 17 |
2292 | It thinks it smells a rat. | 1.2493 | 0.02681 | 349 | 273 | 65 | 11 |
2293 | I bribed a Great Dane to put the blinders on him." | 1.2493 | 0.02772 | 349 | 276 | 59 | 14 |
2294 | I promised him a good meal. | 1.2493 | 0.02860 | 349 | 279 | 53 | 17 |
2295 | I'm steering him right to the cheese! | 1.2493 | 0.02823 | 345 | 274 | 56 | 15 |
2296 | If wishes were kitties, mousies would ride. | 1.2493 | 0.02752 | 341 | 268 | 61 | 12 |
2297 | One blind cat. One blind cat. | 1.2493 | 0.02928 | 337 | 270 | 50 | 17 |
2298 | He's a son-of-a-bitch, but he's our son-of-a-bitch. | 1.2493 | 0.02867 | 337 | 268 | 54 | 15 |
2299 | This is going viral! | 1.2493 | 0.02773 | 337 | 265 | 60 | 12 |
2300 | Who knew it was all just visual stimulus and response? | 1.2493 | 0.02836 | 337 | 267 | 56 | 14 |
2301 | He thinks the self is an illusion. | 1.2492 | 0.02921 | 333 | 266 | 51 | 16 |
2302 | We took out the dog. | 1.2492 | 0.02952 | 333 | 267 | 49 | 17 |
2303 | Easy as getting the cheese off the trap once you get them trained. | 1.2492 | 0.02913 | 329 | 262 | 52 | 15 |
2304 | She prefers hunting virtual mice now. | 1.2492 | 0.02969 | 325 | 260 | 49 | 16 |
2305 | His name is Se-cat-tariat | 1.2492 | 0.02770 | 325 | 254 | 61 | 10 |
2306 | This virtual reality headset is a blast. I've got the cat thinking he's Secretariat! | 1.2492 | 0.02994 | 321 | 257 | 48 | 16 |
2307 | Belling" is for amateurs | 1.2492 | 0.02952 | 317 | 252 | 51 | 14 |
2308 | It was easy. I just convinced him that I'm an optometrist. | 1.2492 | 0.03019 | 317 | 254 | 47 | 16 |
2309 | This is how *I* play `cat and mouse.' | 1.2492 | 0.02918 | 317 | 251 | 53 | 13 |
2310 | Don't be scared. He's a real pussycat! | 1.2492 | 0.03064 | 305 | 244 | 46 | 15 |
2311 | Haven't you heard of herding cats? It's more than a metaphor. | 1.2491 | 0.03178 | 289 | 232 | 42 | 15 |
2312 | I'll be back in time for cheese | 1.2486 | 0.02859 | 354 | 284 | 52 | 18 |
2313 | It's like the White House. He doesn't know where he's going either, so we might as well have some fun. | 1.2485 | 0.02968 | 330 | 265 | 48 | 17 |
2314 | new uber ap | 1.2485 | 0.03029 | 330 | 267 | 44 | 19 |
2315 | What are the odds on returning from a practice run | 1.2485 | 0.02896 | 326 | 259 | 53 | 14 |
2316 | And they say WE'RE blind! | 1.2484 | 0.03050 | 322 | 260 | 44 | 18 |
2317 | This time the cat runs after the farmer's wife. | 1.2484 | 0.02887 | 322 | 255 | 54 | 13 |
2318 | They're a bitch to break, but easy to clean up after. | 1.2484 | 0.02841 | 318 | 250 | 57 | 11 |
2319 | I got fed up with our vapid, pointless existence. So I've decided to join the rat race! | 1.2484 | 0.02734 | 318 | 247 | 63 | 8 |
2320 | I got the idea from something the President said... | 1.2484 | 0.03103 | 314 | 254 | 42 | 18 |
2321 | It's easy - just stay out of the cat's mouth. | 1.2480 | 0.02794 | 371 | 298 | 54 | 19 |
2322 | It's actually quite safe as long as the blinders stay on. | 1.2480 | 0.02633 | 371 | 292 | 66 | 13 |
2323 | Yes, they are recycled headphones. He loves Cat Stevens, too. | 1.2479 | 0.02708 | 355 | 280 | 62 | 13 |
2324 | My parents wouldn’t let me ride one when I was a teenager, they thought they were too dangerous. | 1.2479 | 0.02637 | 351 | 274 | 67 | 10 |
2325 | Think of it as a Cat & Mouse game ... and we won! | 1.2478 | 0.02942 | 339 | 273 | 48 | 18 |
2326 | I've got $200 on Fluffy. | 1.2477 | 0.02833 | 331 | 262 | 56 | 13 |
2327 | I hope that doesn’t turn out to be catastrophic. | 1.2477 | 0.02991 | 331 | 267 | 46 | 18 |
2328 | It's easy once you let them know who's BOSS! | 1.2477 | 0.02686 | 327 | 254 | 65 | 8 |
2329 | Oh Alice. Don’t look. That Jerry is such a show off. | 1.2475 | 0.03073 | 303 | 243 | 45 | 15 |
2330 | See? There's still hope we can live in peace. | 1.2475 | 0.03001 | 303 | 241 | 49 | 13 |
2331 | If you guys ever read 'Dune', you'd totally get this. | 1.2474 | 0.02592 | 380 | 299 | 68 | 13 |
2332 | I wanted something clean with paws-itraction. | 1.2473 | 0.02802 | 364 | 292 | 54 | 18 |
2333 | We’re going out to get some proper Cat Food”. | 1.2471 | 0.02771 | 348 | 276 | 58 | 14 |
2334 | And you get frequent rider points, too! | 1.2471 | 0.02741 | 348 | 275 | 60 | 13 |
2335 | Take a lesson from humans and enslave your predators! | 1.2471 | 0.02888 | 348 | 280 | 50 | 18 |
2336 | He's terrible at herding. | 1.2471 | 0.02822 | 344 | 274 | 55 | 15 |
2337 | First time here? | 1.2471 | 0.02844 | 340 | 271 | 54 | 15 |
2338 | It's called one blind cat. Want to play? | 1.2470 | 0.03131 | 332 | 273 | 36 | 23 |
2339 | He wants to be friends now and has invited us to a family picnic. | 1.2470 | 0.03013 | 332 | 269 | 44 | 19 |
2340 | Later, friends. I'm off to the airport to fly my private owl. | 1.2470 | 0.02976 | 328 | 264 | 47 | 17 |
2341 | I’m on a cat. | 1.2469 | 0.03095 | 324 | 264 | 40 | 20 |
2342 | It's the latest hybrid. | 1.2469 | 0.02969 | 324 | 260 | 48 | 16 |
2343 | The blind leading the blind never felt so empowering! | 1.2469 | 0.02961 | 320 | 256 | 49 | 15 |
2344 | I'm not going to race him...I'm going to put him out to stud. | 1.2468 | 0.03038 | 308 | 247 | 46 | 15 |
2345 | Improvise, Adapt and Overcome! | 1.2467 | 0.02993 | 304 | 242 | 49 | 13 |
2346 | Pavlovian conditioning works for cats too, guys. | 1.2466 | 0.03120 | 296 | 238 | 43 | 15 |
2347 | C'mon! Uber Pool is cheaper. | 1.2465 | 0.02705 | 361 | 286 | 61 | 14 |
2348 | Nothing like the blind leading the blind! | 1.2465 | 0.02865 | 357 | 288 | 50 | 19 |
2349 | I just have to remember never to remove his blinders ... or step in front of him. | 1.2465 | 0.02781 | 357 | 285 | 56 | 16 |
2350 | The reins are just for looks, as you can probably imagine. | 1.2465 | 0.02831 | 353 | 283 | 53 | 17 |
2351 | I got my inspiration from a Trump rally. | 1.2464 | 0.03017 | 345 | 282 | 41 | 22 |
2352 | They're easier to train than you think... | 1.2464 | 0.02755 | 345 | 273 | 59 | 13 |
2353 | The saddle was the biggest challenge. | 1.2463 | 0.02867 | 341 | 273 | 52 | 16 |
2354 | With the blinders on, he thinks I’m Lady Godiva! | 1.2463 | 0.02775 | 341 | 270 | 58 | 13 |
2355 | I'm gonna see how he runs. | 1.2463 | 0.02713 | 341 | 268 | 62 | 11 |
2356 | Hop on boys we're going to the Cheese Factory! | 1.2463 | 0.02890 | 337 | 270 | 51 | 16 |
2357 | Did you expect him to ride me? | 1.2462 | 0.02944 | 333 | 268 | 48 | 17 |
2358 | It's not really that hard. They come out of the bag like this. | 1.2462 | 0.02720 | 333 | 261 | 62 | 10 |
2359 | One blind cat, see how he walks! | 1.2462 | 0.02796 | 325 | 256 | 58 | 11 |
2360 | These Fat Cats are easy to ride, especially with blinders on. After all, they voted for “you know who” that way! | 1.2462 | 0.03024 | 325 | 263 | 44 | 18 |
2361 | Like I said, dressage is my favorite cat and mouse game. | 1.2461 | 0.02920 | 321 | 256 | 51 | 14 |
2362 | It's the little things that help us overcome the Three Blind Mice stigma. | 1.2461 | 0.03082 | 321 | 261 | 41 | 19 |
2363 | Don’t worry, he’s a Trump supporter. | 1.2461 | 0.03172 | 317 | 260 | 36 | 21 |
2364 | What? You never saw a mouse riding a cat before? | 1.2461 | 0.02910 | 317 | 252 | 52 | 13 |
2365 | This one's just a lease, I'm thinking of trading it in for an electric model. Maybe a Roomba. | 1.2461 | 0.02875 | 317 | 251 | 54 | 12 |
2366 | It’s pretty simple; I played the, “I identify as...” card. | 1.2460 | 0.02887 | 309 | 244 | 54 | 11 |
2367 | I'm his dominatrix - he pays me to for the ride! | 1.2460 | 0.03131 | 309 | 251 | 40 | 18 |
2368 | Tell our mother I have joined the `Can't We Just Get Along' movement. | 1.2460 | 0.03063 | 309 | 249 | 44 | 16 |
2369 | Transcendental meditation wørks." | 1.2459 | 0.02821 | 370 | 299 | 51 | 20 |
2370 | Somehow I just don't feel comfortable about this. | 1.2458 | 0.02717 | 358 | 284 | 60 | 14 |
2371 | He has difficulty remaining focused. | 1.2458 | 0.02659 | 358 | 282 | 64 | 12 |
2372 | ...Yadda, yadda, yadda, now I can’t get down. | 1.2458 | 0.02858 | 358 | 289 | 50 | 19 |
2373 | Catnip goes a long way! | 1.2458 | 0.02922 | 297 | 234 | 53 | 10 |
2374 | The previous owner got eaten alive, but I think this baby purrs. | 1.2458 | 0.03036 | 297 | 237 | 47 | 13 |
2375 | In “The Art of the Deal” it said if you repeat anything five times, your wish is their command. | 1.2457 | 0.02845 | 350 | 281 | 52 | 17 |
2376 | There are none so blind as those who will not see | 1.2457 | 0.02808 | 346 | 276 | 55 | 15 |
2377 | Got the idea from a nursery rhyme. | 1.2456 | 0.02852 | 338 | 270 | 53 | 15 |
2378 | I'm training him to hunt for cheese. | 1.2456 | 0.02789 | 338 | 268 | 57 | 13 |
2379 | I’m no longer afraid to drive at night. | 1.2456 | 0.02852 | 338 | 270 | 53 | 15 |
2380 | The Taming of the Meow. | 1.2455 | 0.02843 | 334 | 266 | 54 | 14 |
2381 | Beats the hell out of a bell. | 1.2455 | 0.02713 | 334 | 262 | 62 | 10 |
2382 | All you have to do is out-sociopath them. | 1.2455 | 0.02929 | 330 | 265 | 49 | 16 |
2383 | Just submitted his DNA to Ancestry.com. Turns out he’s 164th Lipizzaner. | 1.2454 | 0.03047 | 326 | 265 | 42 | 19 |
2384 | Its all about making your enemy your friend. | 1.2453 | 0.02977 | 322 | 259 | 47 | 16 |
2385 | It makes great time with the right nap suppressant. | 1.2453 | 0.03002 | 318 | 256 | 46 | 16 |
2386 | So much for three blind mice. | 1.2452 | 0.03095 | 314 | 255 | 41 | 18 |
2387 | In case you were wondering how Tom and Jerry ended. | 1.2452 | 0.02950 | 310 | 247 | 50 | 13 |
2388 | We're looking into alternative fuel sources. | 1.2451 | 0.02844 | 355 | 286 | 51 | 18 |
2389 | He told me he's a seeing eye dog. | 1.2451 | 0.02844 | 355 | 286 | 51 | 18 |
2390 | Domestication is the key to household harmony | 1.2450 | 0.03027 | 298 | 238 | 47 | 13 |
2391 | What do you mean, "Get off your high horse?" | 1.2450 | 0.02889 | 347 | 280 | 49 | 18 |
2392 | It is eco-friendly transport. Unfortunately, the current model only runs on mice. | 1.2450 | 0.02860 | 347 | 279 | 51 | 17 |
2393 | I'll go get the other two. | 1.2446 | 0.02747 | 327 | 257 | 60 | 10 |
2394 | Do you like my new ride? It was touch and go at first. | 1.2446 | 0.02592 | 372 | 293 | 67 | 12 |
2395 | meow | 1.2446 | 0.03210 | 278 | 224 | 40 | 14 |
2396 | I was inspired by the infamous Access Hollywood tape! | 1.2446 | 0.03096 | 323 | 264 | 39 | 20 |
2397 | I'd wait before buying one. They're working on a model that drives itself. | 1.2446 | 0.02802 | 323 | 255 | 57 | 11 |
2398 | IT WORKS AS LONG AS THE BLINDERS DON'T FALL OFF | 1.2445 | 0.02768 | 364 | 292 | 55 | 17 |
2399 | I just tell him that we're going mouse hunting. | 1.2444 | 0.02906 | 311 | 247 | 52 | 12 |
2400 | Haven't you been watching the news? All the rules are out the window. | 1.2444 | 0.02977 | 311 | 249 | 48 | 14 |
2401 | I finally tamed the beast. | 1.2443 | 0.02831 | 352 | 283 | 52 | 17 |
2402 | I know this looks impressive, but he gets to eat me after this. | 1.2443 | 0.02887 | 352 | 285 | 48 | 19 |
2403 | Their therapist told them to "switch it up" every once in a while. | 1.2443 | 0.02887 | 352 | 285 | 48 | 19 |
2404 | We're not quite ready to "come out." | 1.2443 | 0.02852 | 348 | 280 | 51 | 17 |
2405 | I convinced him I would help protect his sunny spot from illegal immigrants. | 1.2442 | 0.03028 | 303 | 243 | 46 | 14 |
2406 | He thinks we’re blind and and wants to level the playing field.” | 1.2442 | 0.02723 | 344 | 272 | 60 | 12 |
2407 | What happens when you encounter another cat? | 1.2442 | 0.02723 | 344 | 272 | 60 | 12 |
2408 | It's a new strain of catnip, but it pulls to the left a little. | 1.2441 | 0.02837 | 340 | 272 | 53 | 15 |
2409 | He's all cat no cattle. | 1.2441 | 0.03072 | 340 | 280 | 37 | 23 |
2410 | 'Man Bites Dog' is soooooo 5 minutes ago. | 1.2440 | 0.02827 | 336 | 268 | 54 | 14 |
2411 | Belling the cat was not enough of a challenge! | 1.2440 | 0.03035 | 332 | 271 | 41 | 20 |
2412 | She let me grab her | 1.2440 | 0.02913 | 332 | 267 | 49 | 16 |
2413 | She works great... but I wouldn't recommend looking under the hood! | 1.2439 | 0.02905 | 328 | 263 | 50 | 15 |
2414 | It's no longer a big deal now that a gallon of milk costs more than a gallon of gas. | 1.2439 | 0.02968 | 328 | 265 | 46 | 17 |
2415 | They updated the “Game of Cat and Mouse” rules to be more equitable. | 1.2439 | 0.02905 | 328 | 263 | 50 | 15 |
2416 | He's a three-year old. I'm entering him in the Purrness . | 1.2439 | 0.02660 | 369 | 293 | 62 | 14 |
2417 | Breaking her was the hard part. | 1.2438 | 0.02678 | 365 | 290 | 61 | 14 |
2418 | With blinders, she offers a smooth, sustained ride with plenty of reserve power. | 1.2438 | 0.02993 | 324 | 262 | 45 | 17 |
2419 | They are domesticated after all. | 1.2438 | 0.02640 | 361 | 285 | 64 | 12 |
2420 | Rodeo at the litter box at eight. | 1.2437 | 0.02782 | 320 | 252 | 58 | 10 |
2421 | The maze doesn’t stand a chance. | 1.2437 | 0.02885 | 320 | 255 | 52 | 13 |
2422 | Get a dog. | 1.2437 | 0.02909 | 316 | 252 | 51 | 13 |
2423 | Next we’re getting the dog, but that should be easier. | 1.2437 | 0.03011 | 316 | 255 | 45 | 16 |
2424 | I never thought I’d tame my fear of heights! | 1.2436 | 0.02852 | 353 | 285 | 50 | 18 |
2425 | I looked it up on WikiHow. | 1.2436 | 0.02826 | 312 | 246 | 56 | 10 |
2426 | We won the midterms! | 1.2436 | 0.02816 | 349 | 280 | 53 | 16 |
2427 | Today, the cat. Tomorrow, still the cat. | 1.2435 | 0.02808 | 345 | 276 | 54 | 15 |
2428 | It's a great deal! A romantic tour all around Central Park, and then he eats you. | 1.2435 | 0.02896 | 345 | 279 | 48 | 18 |
2429 | He's got the inside rail in the rat race. | 1.2434 | 0.03228 | 304 | 250 | 34 | 20 |
2430 | Once you break them in, it's a piece of cake | 1.2434 | 0.02829 | 341 | 273 | 53 | 15 |
2431 | I got the idea from a song about us mice. | 1.2433 | 0.03083 | 300 | 242 | 43 | 15 |
2432 | You ought to try this hypnosis app.. | 1.2433 | 0.02934 | 300 | 238 | 51 | 11 |
2433 | Everything’s easy once you install the blinders. | 1.2433 | 0.02692 | 337 | 265 | 62 | 10 |
2434 | We're safe. Out of sight, out of mind. | 1.2433 | 0.02608 | 374 | 296 | 65 | 13 |
2435 | I think Jerry's new gig as a dominatrix is working out | 1.2432 | 0.02874 | 333 | 267 | 51 | 15 |
2436 | I'm the president, and you're not." | 1.2432 | 0.02835 | 366 | 297 | 49 | 20 |
2437 | It's cool: if I don't squeak, he don't peak. | 1.2432 | 0.02960 | 329 | 266 | 46 | 17 |
2438 | Please vote for this caption so I can finally win the contest. | 1.2432 | 0.03391 | 292 | 243 | 27 | 22 |
2439 | I'm going after Mickey. Minnie will be mine. | 1.2431 | 0.02985 | 325 | 263 | 45 | 17 |
2440 | I named him "One-Blind-Cat". | 1.2431 | 0.02953 | 325 | 262 | 47 | 16 |
2441 | If you give a cat a cookie, it can lead to some pretty crazy things. | 1.2431 | 0.02888 | 325 | 260 | 51 | 14 |
2442 | It's Cat and Mouse 2.0. Big upgrade. | 1.2430 | 0.02977 | 321 | 259 | 46 | 16 |
2443 | I just tell him he's Best of Show | 1.2429 | 0.02935 | 317 | 254 | 49 | 14 |
2444 | She’s blind too | 1.2429 | 0.02866 | 317 | 252 | 53 | 12 |
2445 | It's already cut my daily commuting time in half! | 1.2429 | 0.02720 | 350 | 278 | 59 | 13 |
2446 | Of course it's safe. With the blinders, he doesn't even know you're a mouse. | 1.2427 | 0.02914 | 309 | 246 | 51 | 12 |
2447 | This might be taking conspicuous consumption a bit too far | 1.2426 | 0.03046 | 305 | 246 | 44 | 15 |
2448 | Oh, please. Everyone's complicit in something these days. | 1.2426 | 0.02901 | 305 | 242 | 52 | 11 |
2449 | It's a whole new world, fellas! Let's go to the kitchen. | 1.2426 | 0.02864 | 305 | 241 | 54 | 10 |
2450 | Confidence is all, just confidence. | 1.2426 | 0.02781 | 338 | 269 | 56 | 13 |
2451 | Much better than being the underdog ! | 1.2425 | 0.02866 | 334 | 268 | 51 | 15 |
2452 | He's a real pussy cat when you get to know him. | 1.2425 | 0.02705 | 334 | 263 | 61 | 10 |
2453 | It is the blinders. He thinks I am yarn. | 1.2424 | 0.02889 | 330 | 265 | 50 | 15 |
2454 | I'm calling it an Aston Meowrtin. | 1.2423 | 0.02944 | 326 | 263 | 47 | 16 |
2455 | He's giving me a ride and he's promised not to eat me. | 1.2422 | 0.02869 | 322 | 257 | 52 | 13 |
2456 | The trick is to get Fluffy to chase a laser pointer for the whole mile at Aquaduct. | 1.2421 | 0.02927 | 318 | 255 | 49 | 14 |
2457 | I just signed up to be a driver with Meuber | 1.2421 | 0.02927 | 318 | 255 | 49 | 14 |
2458 | With the blinders he's just a pussy cat. | 1.2421 | 0.02671 | 347 | 274 | 62 | 11 |
2459 | Apparently I'm the same size as his jockey..... | 1.2421 | 0.02823 | 347 | 279 | 52 | 16 |
2460 | Don't get cocky! Who knows what will happen when the clock strikes 12! | 1.2421 | 0.02823 | 347 | 279 | 52 | 16 |
2461 | I told you that bachelor party video would come in handy one day. | 1.2421 | 0.02938 | 347 | 283 | 44 | 20 |
2462 | Yippee-ki-yay, Motherfuckers! | 1.2419 | 0.03044 | 339 | 279 | 38 | 22 |
2463 | Very low carbon, except for the non-vegetarian thing. | 1.2419 | 0.02678 | 339 | 267 | 62 | 10 |
2464 | Jerry won this time | 1.2418 | 0.02966 | 306 | 245 | 48 | 13 |
2465 | Now hand over your cheese, nice and slow! | 1.2418 | 0.02649 | 364 | 289 | 62 | 13 |
2466 | Haven't you heard? Uber is downsizing. | 1.2418 | 0.02815 | 364 | 295 | 50 | 19 |
2467 | Now we're working on the dressage training | 1.2416 | 0.02839 | 327 | 261 | 53 | 13 |
2468 | Last week's three caption finalists, were so bad, even my cat didn't want to see them. | 1.2416 | 0.03061 | 327 | 268 | 39 | 20 |
2469 | When it comes down to it...they're just little pussies. | 1.2415 | 0.02993 | 323 | 262 | 44 | 17 |
2470 | Better than three blind mice. | 1.2415 | 0.02928 | 323 | 260 | 48 | 15 |
2471 | It's great transportation but feeding him could be a problem... | 1.2415 | 0.03025 | 323 | 263 | 42 | 18 |
2472 | This is as close to driverless as I want to get. | 1.2415 | 0.02862 | 323 | 258 | 52 | 13 |
2473 | If you stay away from their bellies they're surprisingly docile | 1.2414 | 0.02816 | 348 | 280 | 52 | 16 |
2474 | She's a big pussy cat. | 1.2413 | 0.02807 | 344 | 276 | 53 | 15 |
2475 | It’s easier than it looks | 1.2412 | 0.02671 | 340 | 268 | 62 | 10 |
2476 | We're building an alliance against our better judgement! | 1.2412 | 0.02767 | 340 | 271 | 56 | 13 |
2477 | He thinks he's a dog | 1.2411 | 0.02699 | 365 | 292 | 58 | 15 |
2478 | You can do some rather incredible things when you are rich! | 1.2411 | 0.03003 | 336 | 275 | 41 | 20 |
2479 | We're on the verge of a whole new world, my good gentlemice... | 1.2411 | 0.02788 | 336 | 268 | 55 | 13 |
2480 | I told you guys the mind manipulation books I read would pay off. | 1.2410 | 0.03063 | 307 | 249 | 42 | 16 |
2481 | L’important c’est d’essayer! | 1.2410 | 0.02809 | 332 | 265 | 54 | 13 |
2482 | as long as he wears the blinders, I'm safe. | 1.2409 | 0.02864 | 328 | 263 | 51 | 14 |
2483 | What he can't see sets us free! | 1.2409 | 0.03022 | 328 | 268 | 41 | 19 |
2484 | It’s just a matter of showing them who’s boss. | 1.2409 | 0.02798 | 328 | 261 | 55 | 12 |
2485 | Even the cat-and-mouse game suffers from too much political correctness these days. | 1.2407 | 0.02952 | 324 | 262 | 46 | 16 |
2486 | One blind cat. See how it rides! | 1.2406 | 0.02800 | 345 | 277 | 53 | 15 |
2487 | My car ate a bird today. | 1.2405 | 0.02904 | 291 | 230 | 52 | 9 |
2488 | You may now play. | 1.2405 | 0.02935 | 316 | 254 | 48 | 14 |
2489 | Now boarding Group 2. Welcome aboard. | 1.2404 | 0.02959 | 312 | 251 | 47 | 14 |
2490 | That's in poor taste. Please call it a cat. | 1.2404 | 0.02874 | 337 | 272 | 49 | 16 |
2491 | As long as he can’t see behind him you’re allright. | 1.2404 | 0.02935 | 337 | 274 | 45 | 18 |
2492 | What, you’ve never seen a cat herder before? | 1.2404 | 0.02716 | 337 | 267 | 59 | 11 |
2493 | He thinks I'm Andrew Lloyd Webber. | 1.2402 | 0.02866 | 333 | 268 | 50 | 15 |
2494 | And if things start to go at all sideways, you just say 'kitty up!' | 1.2402 | 0.02769 | 333 | 265 | 56 | 12 |
2495 | It's not what you know, but who you know. | 1.2401 | 0.02974 | 304 | 244 | 47 | 13 |
2496 | No...he has the blinders on...not me! | 1.2401 | 0.02837 | 354 | 287 | 49 | 18 |
2497 | See how she runs? See how she runs? | 1.2400 | 0.03037 | 300 | 242 | 44 | 14 |
2498 | Power trip! | 1.2400 | 0.02879 | 325 | 261 | 50 | 14 |
2499 | You should try Zoober. I took a hawk last week to that hole in the wall bar. | 1.2400 | 0.02846 | 325 | 260 | 52 | 13 |
2500 | He thinks i'm a hamster | 1.2400 | 0.02620 | 350 | 276 | 64 | 10 |
2501 | When I fell off the turnip truck, this kind fellow said he'd take me to my final destination! | 1.2399 | 0.02852 | 346 | 280 | 49 | 17 |
2502 | I met her while going door-to-door for PETA. | 1.2399 | 0.02701 | 346 | 275 | 59 | 12 |
2503 | They're remarkably task oriented. | 1.2399 | 0.02793 | 346 | 278 | 53 | 15 |
2504 | Uber!! It's not just for the big beings anymore!! | 1.2399 | 0.02869 | 321 | 257 | 51 | 13 |
2505 | I'm looking for his two blind brothers | 1.2399 | 0.03138 | 296 | 241 | 39 | 16 |
2506 | He's such a pussy-cat! | 1.2398 | 0.02844 | 342 | 276 | 50 | 16 |
2507 | I'm the best catwalker there is. | 1.2398 | 0.02625 | 342 | 269 | 64 | 9 |
2508 | So cool, the dogs up the street sell them! | 1.2398 | 0.02933 | 342 | 279 | 44 | 19 |
2509 | Hey Guys! And you thought politicians made strange bedfellows. | 1.2398 | 0.02783 | 342 | 274 | 54 | 14 |
2510 | Another case of someone with a tiny brain leading the charge while those carrying the burden are blinded to the consequences. | 1.2396 | 0.02897 | 338 | 274 | 47 | 17 |
2511 | She thinks she's a Lipizzaner. | 1.2396 | 0.02897 | 338 | 274 | 47 | 17 |
2512 | Will you please stop with the cat and mouse games and get back to work! | 1.2396 | 0.02643 | 338 | 266 | 63 | 9 |
2513 | I'd give you a ride in the carriage, but we had an incident at the litterbox this morning. | 1.2395 | 0.02858 | 334 | 269 | 50 | 15 |
2514 | One blindered cat! One blindered cat! See how it runs! See how it runs! | 1.2395 | 0.02904 | 309 | 247 | 50 | 12 |
2515 | ‘He’ll do anything for a bit of catnip’ | 1.2395 | 0.02940 | 309 | 248 | 48 | 13 |
2516 | Oh, I put them on when he's sleeping. The tricky part is taking them off when he's awake! | 1.2394 | 0.02686 | 355 | 283 | 59 | 13 |
2517 | It gets great mileage. | 1.2394 | 0.02773 | 355 | 286 | 53 | 16 |
2518 | Hey, our blindness is cured and our tails have grown back. It's time we taught the farmer's wife and her cat a lesson! | 1.2393 | 0.03062 | 326 | 268 | 38 | 20 |
2519 | Just takes a little catnip. | 1.2393 | 0.02736 | 326 | 258 | 58 | 10 |
2520 | If he can't see you, he can't chase you! | 1.2393 | 0.02805 | 326 | 260 | 54 | 12 |
2521 | It's an upgrade on the old cat and mouse game. | 1.2393 | 0.02904 | 326 | 263 | 48 | 15 |
2522 | And people said we'd never take down the catriarchy... | 1.2393 | 0.02805 | 326 | 260 | 54 | 12 |
2523 | I think the sense of power may go to my head. | 1.2392 | 0.02916 | 301 | 240 | 50 | 11 |
2524 | It's not the story, it's the way you tell it. | 1.2392 | 0.02785 | 347 | 279 | 53 | 15 |
2525 | This is my new pet cat that I just found in an alley. Do you know what it eats? | 1.2391 | 0.02861 | 322 | 258 | 51 | 13 |
2526 | We're going for instagram famous. | 1.2391 | 0.02837 | 343 | 277 | 50 | 16 |
2527 | "If he becomes curious, you know what happens..." | 1.2391 | 0.02862 | 297 | 235 | 53 | 9 |
2528 | It's kink, sure, but it's kink on his terms. | 1.2391 | 0.02941 | 297 | 237 | 49 | 11 |
2529 | It takes one to herd them. | 1.2390 | 0.02884 | 318 | 255 | 50 | 13 |
2530 | You girls come around here often? | 1.2389 | 0.02828 | 339 | 273 | 51 | 15 |
2531 | I am an ecatstrian | 1.2389 | 0.03120 | 293 | 238 | 40 | 15 |
2532 | With the blinders on he thinks I'm a tiger | 1.2388 | 0.02850 | 335 | 270 | 50 | 15 |
2533 | Did you request an UberKITTEN? | 1.2388 | 0.02787 | 335 | 268 | 54 | 13 |
2534 | Hey fellas check it out, the family that just moved in is from Portland! | 1.2387 | 0.02967 | 331 | 270 | 43 | 18 |
2535 | Just call me the cat's meow. | 1.2386 | 0.03028 | 306 | 248 | 43 | 15 |
2536 | I’ve been watching “The Cat Whisperer.” | 1.2385 | 0.02763 | 327 | 260 | 56 | 11 |
2537 | Either I need to give him another gummy in the next hour or get the hell out of Dodge. | 1.2385 | 0.02797 | 327 | 261 | 54 | 12 |
2538 | He's a lot cheaper than Uber! | 1.2385 | 0.02859 | 369 | 303 | 44 | 22 |
2539 | Tra la la, the times they are a-changing! | 1.2384 | 0.02750 | 323 | 256 | 57 | 10 |
2540 | Next stop is Katmandu. | 1.2384 | 0.02886 | 323 | 260 | 49 | 14 |
2541 | It´s so much easier, since everyone is vegan. | 1.2384 | 0.02785 | 323 | 257 | 55 | 11 |
2542 | The secret is spiked catnip. | 1.2384 | 0.02859 | 344 | 279 | 48 | 17 |
2543 | No, you're thinking of the frog and the crocodile. | 1.2384 | 0.02675 | 344 | 273 | 60 | 11 |
2544 | It ate my mother in the process but well worth it | 1.2383 | 0.03045 | 298 | 241 | 43 | 14 |
2545 | I just try not to make any sharp turns | 1.2382 | 0.02944 | 319 | 258 | 46 | 15 |
2546 | Turns out we both enjoy primitive American guitar. | 1.2382 | 0.02739 | 361 | 291 | 54 | 16 |
2547 | C'mon! It's our new act! One Blind Cat. | 1.2381 | 0.02934 | 315 | 254 | 47 | 14 |
2548 | Forget cat and mouse. I like to think of it as mouse and cat. | 1.2381 | 0.03002 | 315 | 256 | 43 | 16 |
2549 | I call it my blind cat bluff. | 1.2381 | 0.02779 | 336 | 269 | 54 | 13 |
2550 | I won! | 1.2381 | 0.02747 | 336 | 268 | 56 | 12 |
2551 | It’s all in the knees. | 1.2380 | 0.02809 | 353 | 286 | 50 | 17 |
2552 | The party was great, no one got eaten. | 1.2380 | 0.02780 | 353 | 285 | 52 | 16 |
2553 | Roy", I said, "You had Trigger, Buttermilk, and Bullet all stuffed when they died, so what about Fluffy? | 1.2380 | 0.02959 | 332 | 271 | 43 | 18 |
2554 | This is how I win elections. | 1.2380 | 0.02989 | 332 | 272 | 41 | 19 |
2555 | Win!? I'll be happy if we're not a late scratch. | 1.2380 | 0.02801 | 332 | 266 | 53 | 13 |
2556 | Who said, “Nancy, that fat cat will never let you take control of the House?” | 1.2380 | 0.02989 | 332 | 272 | 41 | 19 |
2557 | It's her peripheral vision which makes her want to eat us. | 1.2380 | 0.02865 | 332 | 268 | 49 | 15 |
2558 | I don't know why Jerry can't seem to get his under control. | 1.2379 | 0.02993 | 311 | 252 | 44 | 15 |
2559 | It's fine. I'm replacable. | 1.2378 | 0.02855 | 328 | 264 | 50 | 14 |
2560 | Rodent Cowboy | 1.2378 | 0.02722 | 328 | 260 | 58 | 10 |
2561 | This sure beats Uber. | 1.2378 | 0.03089 | 307 | 251 | 39 | 17 |
2562 | The Mouse Too Movement | 1.2378 | 0.03019 | 307 | 249 | 43 | 15 |
2563 | Yeah, that’s right, I’m a riding a cat. | 1.2377 | 0.02792 | 345 | 278 | 52 | 15 |
2564 | Next stop: Royal Ascat | 1.2377 | 0.03008 | 324 | 265 | 41 | 18 |
2565 | My trainer recommended the blinders. | 1.2375 | 0.02782 | 341 | 274 | 53 | 14 |
2566 | El Trojan Gato...... | 1.2375 | 0.02720 | 341 | 272 | 57 | 12 |
2567 | Apparently he self identifies as a gently mare. | 1.2375 | 0.02902 | 320 | 258 | 48 | 14 |
2568 | Hop on-board - we'll become a new cool nursery rhyme" | 1.2374 | 0.02740 | 337 | 269 | 56 | 12 |
2569 | Three blind...who? | 1.2373 | 0.02773 | 354 | 286 | 52 | 16 |
2570 | And you guys made fun of my Tony Robbins class. | 1.2372 | 0.02793 | 333 | 267 | 53 | 13 |
2571 | I've convinced him that he's a thoroughbred and I'm the only jockey that can take him to the winners circle | 1.2372 | 0.02857 | 333 | 269 | 49 | 15 |
2572 | My car broke down. | 1.2371 | 0.02704 | 350 | 280 | 57 | 13 |
2573 | The blinders? They're required after cat-a-rat surgery. | 1.2371 | 0.02793 | 350 | 283 | 51 | 16 |
2574 | Looks like there’s only two blind mice now. | 1.2371 | 0.02815 | 329 | 264 | 52 | 13 |
2575 | The origin of the word "CATastrophe" | 1.2371 | 0.02944 | 329 | 268 | 44 | 17 |
2576 | They really have a bad rep. They're actually quite easily trained. | 1.2370 | 0.02724 | 346 | 277 | 56 | 13 |
2577 | He’s blind to my scent since his tail got shut in the cupboard door . | 1.2370 | 0.02785 | 346 | 279 | 52 | 15 |
2578 | He has a lot of pep for a gelding. | 1.2369 | 0.02936 | 325 | 264 | 45 | 16 |
2579 | I told you that if we made a longterm plan we could reverse the oppression. | 1.2369 | 0.02769 | 325 | 259 | 55 | 11 |
2580 | 'I let him eat Mickey and here I am!' | 1.2369 | 0.02808 | 363 | 296 | 48 | 19 |
2581 | Three sighted mice. Three sighted mice. See how they ride. See how they ride. They all went off with the farmer's cat because he was blind as a bat. Did you ever think you would see something like that? Three sighted mice. | 1.2368 | 0.02896 | 342 | 279 | 45 | 18 |
2582 | Don't worry. He can't see you. | 1.2368 | 0.02583 | 342 | 269 | 65 | 8 |
2583 | It's better than being eaten. | 1.2368 | 0.02688 | 359 | 288 | 57 | 14 |
2584 | This will work as long as the blinders stay on. | 1.2365 | 0.02636 | 351 | 279 | 61 | 11 |
2585 | You wanna see me ride this pussy bareback? | 1.2364 | 0.03078 | 313 | 257 | 38 | 18 |
2586 | Well, look at me now Lucy! I bet you're now starting to regret leaving me for Jared. | 1.2364 | 0.02872 | 330 | 267 | 48 | 15 |
2587 | I'LL SEE YOU ON THE OTHER SIDE. | 1.2363 | 0.02747 | 347 | 279 | 54 | 14 |
2588 | Do you like my Uber? | 1.2363 | 0.02686 | 347 | 277 | 58 | 12 |
2589 | I convinced him that he was a horse | 1.2363 | 0.02837 | 347 | 282 | 48 | 17 |
2590 | We still don't know who tamed who. | 1.2362 | 0.02895 | 309 | 248 | 49 | 12 |
2591 | This is not my first time at the rodeo | 1.2362 | 0.03002 | 309 | 251 | 43 | 15 |
2592 | It's the blinders - she thinks they look like Ray-Ban Aviators. | 1.2362 | 0.02960 | 326 | 266 | 43 | 17 |
2593 | I figured if you can't beat 'em, you ride 'em | 1.2362 | 0.02642 | 343 | 272 | 61 | 10 |
2594 | Trust me, you will want to maintain your position on the periphery while he demonstrates the canter. | 1.2362 | 0.02674 | 343 | 273 | 59 | 11 |
2595 | It's more fun than tying a bell around his neck. | 1.2362 | 0.02674 | 343 | 273 | 59 | 11 |
2596 | Why the funny look? It’s not like he can ride me! | 1.2361 | 0.02682 | 360 | 289 | 57 | 14 |
2597 | I'm telling you guys, it's purrrrrrrrectly safe. | 1.2361 | 0.02682 | 360 | 289 | 57 | 14 |
2598 | Certainly you've heard of the tail wagging the dog. | 1.2361 | 0.02882 | 305 | 244 | 50 | 11 |
2599 | The hard part was convincing him he’s a horse” (And the second hardest part is logging into the New Yorker’s website | 1.2360 | 0.03049 | 322 | 265 | 38 | 19 |
2600 | HEY GUYS! LOOK AT ME! I'M MAKING AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! | 1.2360 | 0.02941 | 339 | 278 | 42 | 19 |
2601 | A cat, a cat, my kingdom for a cat. | 1.2360 | 0.02820 | 339 | 274 | 50 | 15 |
2602 | Way easier than belling it... | 1.2360 | 0.02701 | 356 | 286 | 56 | 14 |
2603 | You would be surprised what a little cat nip and fancy feast will do. I am off to the races. | 1.2359 | 0.02934 | 284 | 226 | 49 | 9 |
2604 | The power of positive thinking—and blackmail. | 1.2359 | 0.03055 | 301 | 245 | 41 | 15 |
2605 | He's great at pouncing, but not so good on turns. | 1.2358 | 0.02733 | 318 | 252 | 57 | 9 |
2606 | I’ve got forty head of cat out back. Driving them straight to the pound at daybreak. | 1.2358 | 0.02805 | 318 | 254 | 53 | 11 |
2607 | She likes to relax before a meal. | 1.2358 | 0.03010 | 318 | 260 | 41 | 17 |
2608 | Yep, just like mama said; 'You can lead a cat to the litter box, but better hold on real tight when you get there'. | 1.2358 | 0.02977 | 318 | 259 | 43 | 16 |
2609 | Mousus Aurelius | 1.2358 | 0.02842 | 335 | 271 | 49 | 15 |
2610 | If you focus their attention, they’re easy to herd. | 1.2358 | 0.02842 | 335 | 271 | 49 | 15 |
2611 | Let's rewrite history! Three blind cats is the new narrative. | 1.2358 | 0.02810 | 335 | 270 | 51 | 14 |
2612 | Never thought I'd break a cat. | 1.2358 | 0.02774 | 369 | 301 | 49 | 19 |
2613 | We're on our way to Dresssage class. | 1.2357 | 0.02931 | 297 | 238 | 48 | 11 |
2614 | Just grab ‘em by the _____and they’ll go wherever you want. | 1.2356 | 0.02928 | 331 | 270 | 44 | 17 |
2615 | To hell with the three blind mice shtick. | 1.2356 | 0.02864 | 331 | 268 | 48 | 15 |
2616 | Easy once I got the blinders on. | 1.2356 | 0.02734 | 331 | 264 | 56 | 11 |
2617 | We're headed to the pantry for catnip and, perhaps, a small wheel of cheddar. | 1.2356 | 0.02734 | 331 | 264 | 56 | 11 |
2618 | Blackmail my friends. Blackmail | 1.2355 | 0.03014 | 327 | 269 | 39 | 19 |
2619 | He thinks blinders relieve his anxiety | 1.2355 | 0.02855 | 327 | 264 | 49 | 14 |
2620 | I watched a "how to dominate your cat" video on YouTube. | 1.2355 | 0.02761 | 344 | 277 | 53 | 14 |
2621 | She's self driving believe it or not. | 1.2355 | 0.02699 | 344 | 275 | 57 | 12 |
2622 | It's called an iMind; it has music, muzzle and peripheral blinders. Best invention since sliced cheese. | 1.2353 | 0.02944 | 323 | 263 | 44 | 16 |
2623 | Once you bell the cat, the rest is easy. | 1.2353 | 0.02911 | 323 | 262 | 46 | 15 |
2624 | It's my new catbriolet. | 1.2353 | 0.02843 | 340 | 276 | 48 | 16 |
2625 | We call him American Feral. | 1.2353 | 0.02844 | 323 | 260 | 50 | 13 |
2626 | It's great, except for her nap time. | 1.2351 | 0.02673 | 336 | 267 | 59 | 10 |
2627 | It's the classic game of mouse on cat. | 1.2351 | 0.02896 | 336 | 274 | 45 | 17 |
2628 | The mouse and cat games, you mean. | 1.2351 | 0.02726 | 319 | 253 | 57 | 9 |
2629 | we won the house didn't we | 1.2351 | 0.03081 | 302 | 247 | 39 | 16 |
2630 | payback time for that stupid three blind mice song | 1.2350 | 0.02822 | 349 | 284 | 48 | 17 |
2631 | He's all cat and no cattle. | 1.2349 | 0.02888 | 332 | 270 | 46 | 16 |
2632 | Hey guys, this horse says he’s got room for two more. | 1.2348 | 0.02628 | 345 | 274 | 61 | 10 |
2633 | I tell you, this 'Uber' cat sure gives you a 'Lyft.' | 1.2348 | 0.02943 | 328 | 268 | 43 | 17 |
2634 | It’s called immersion therapy. | 1.2348 | 0.03006 | 328 | 270 | 39 | 19 |
2635 | They say it's the Uber of fear management. | 1.2347 | 0.02914 | 311 | 251 | 47 | 13 |
2636 | Don't squeak !! | 1.2346 | 0.02679 | 341 | 272 | 58 | 11 |
2637 | He’s in training | 1.2346 | 0.02836 | 341 | 277 | 48 | 16 |
2638 | JUST CALL UBER...ALL I DID WAS ASK FOR A HYBRD! | 1.2346 | 0.02870 | 324 | 262 | 48 | 14 |
2639 | Bells? Where we're going we don't need bells. Now watch me get up on the kitchen counter ... | 1.2345 | 0.03010 | 307 | 250 | 42 | 15 |
2640 | Mind over litter. | 1.2345 | 0.02902 | 307 | 247 | 48 | 12 |
2641 | They're very obedient once you break their spirit. | 1.2345 | 0.02765 | 354 | 287 | 51 | 16 |
2642 | Since I got him broke, he's been an ol' pussycat! | 1.2344 | 0.02731 | 337 | 270 | 55 | 12 |
2643 | I wish you could see this. | 1.2344 | 0.02993 | 320 | 262 | 41 | 17 |
2644 | They say you eat with your eyes. | 1.2344 | 0.02789 | 320 | 256 | 53 | 11 |
2645 | You can get him to do anything just before dinnertime. | 1.2344 | 0.02859 | 320 | 258 | 49 | 13 |
2646 | And to think he calls US blind. | 1.2343 | 0.02851 | 303 | 242 | 51 | 10 |
2647 | Blind leading the blind | 1.2343 | 0.02844 | 350 | 286 | 46 | 18 |
2648 | Its nothing to switch out the catnip with THC edibles. It's a whole new normal for us. | 1.2342 | 0.02752 | 333 | 267 | 54 | 12 |
2649 | Don’t worry, I told him you have rabies. | 1.2342 | 0.02685 | 333 | 265 | 58 | 10 |
2650 | Mable, I’ve heard of the “Cat Whisperer” but never thought I live to see him. | 1.2342 | 0.02880 | 333 | 271 | 46 | 16 |
2651 | It's dressage. He needs them to keep him focused. | 1.2342 | 0.02775 | 316 | 252 | 54 | 10 |
2652 | He readily agreed after the "Access Hollywood" tape | 1.2342 | 0.02847 | 316 | 254 | 50 | 12 |
2653 | He wouldn't go for the bell, but was remarkably amenable to my next suggestion. | 1.2341 | 0.02685 | 346 | 277 | 57 | 12 |
2654 | Whipped Pussy | 1.2340 | 0.02967 | 329 | 270 | 41 | 18 |
2655 | He just thinks he’s saddled with debt. | 1.2340 | 0.03029 | 329 | 272 | 37 | 20 |
2656 | If you did the same as I did, we could call ourselves 'The Three Mouse-Cat-eers' | 1.2340 | 0.02871 | 329 | 267 | 47 | 15 |
2657 | It's okay, we're just playing..."Cat and Mouse," he said. | 1.2340 | 0.02935 | 329 | 269 | 43 | 17 |
2658 | She might have nine lives, but as for me, YOLO! | 1.2340 | 0.02839 | 329 | 266 | 49 | 14 |
2659 | Hey Lorraine - now do you believe in karma? | 1.2340 | 0.02562 | 359 | 285 | 64 | 10 |
2660 | Save a horse, ride a pussy. | 1.2340 | 0.03111 | 312 | 258 | 35 | 19 |
2661 | Ignore him, he just turned one and he's going through a midlife crisis. | 1.2339 | 0.02534 | 372 | 296 | 65 | 11 |
2662 | The horse was just too skittish! | 1.2338 | 0.02794 | 325 | 261 | 52 | 12 |
2663 | We ride for justice! And laser pointers. | 1.2338 | 0.02895 | 325 | 264 | 46 | 15 |
2664 | I've flipped the whole 3 blind mice scenario around. | 1.2338 | 0.02640 | 355 | 284 | 59 | 12 |
2665 | This is going blowup a lot of predator prey theories. | 1.2337 | 0.02724 | 338 | 271 | 55 | 12 |
2666 | When they named him Secretaricat, what choice did I have? | 1.2335 | 0.02873 | 334 | 272 | 46 | 16 |
2667 | It's called counter-insurgency. | 1.2335 | 0.02655 | 364 | 293 | 57 | 14 |
2668 | ...and then he's going to replace our healthcare with "something terrific". | 1.2334 | 0.03042 | 317 | 261 | 38 | 18 |
2669 | Survival of the fittest. | 1.2334 | 0.02678 | 347 | 278 | 57 | 12 |
2670 | Don't worry mom and dad, no matter what happens, I guarantee you, I'll land back on my feet again. | 1.2334 | 0.02709 | 347 | 279 | 55 | 13 |
2671 | I know it looks ridiculous but the tourists will love it. | 1.2333 | 0.02927 | 330 | 270 | 43 | 17 |
2672 | There's always a first time. | 1.2332 | 0.02910 | 343 | 282 | 42 | 19 |
2673 | It's a new world | 1.2332 | 0.02633 | 343 | 273 | 60 | 10 |
2674 | It has a lazor pointer guidance system.” | 1.2332 | 0.03135 | 313 | 260 | 33 | 20 |
2675 | Which way to the S&M conference? | 1.2331 | 0.02603 | 356 | 284 | 61 | 11 |
2676 | They’re THIS close to making self-driving ones of these. | 1.2331 | 0.02919 | 326 | 266 | 44 | 16 |
2677 | It's different. Horses don't eat people. | 1.2331 | 0.03046 | 326 | 270 | 36 | 20 |
2678 | He spooks easily, so I added these. | 1.2330 | 0.02590 | 352 | 280 | 62 | 10 |
2679 | Definitely catatonic. | 1.2329 | 0.02809 | 322 | 259 | 51 | 12 |
2680 | House broken with benefits. | 1.2329 | 0.02739 | 322 | 257 | 55 | 10 |
2681 | Catnip extra strength! | 1.2328 | 0.02909 | 305 | 246 | 47 | 12 |
2682 | And now I can be The Mouse That Reared. | 1.2328 | 0.02732 | 348 | 281 | 53 | 14 |
2683 | It's OK, we have a deal | 1.2327 | 0.02984 | 275 | 220 | 46 | 9 |
2684 | He's a little friskie. | 1.2327 | 0.02796 | 318 | 255 | 52 | 11 |
2685 | I told you I have friends in high places | 1.2327 | 0.02488 | 361 | 285 | 68 | 8 |
2686 | If he only knew......!!!! | 1.2326 | 0.02758 | 331 | 266 | 53 | 12 |
2687 | Hopefully we can keep this up until we get to the animal control shelter. | 1.2324 | 0.02813 | 327 | 264 | 50 | 13 |
2688 | Don't worry, after I get all the cheese, I'll let him go. | 1.2324 | 0.02742 | 340 | 274 | 53 | 13 |
2689 | It's all in how you talk to 'em. | 1.2323 | 0.02676 | 353 | 284 | 56 | 13 |
2690 | It's okay; I already checked. He promised he wouldn't eat me. | 1.2323 | 0.02766 | 310 | 247 | 54 | 9 |
2691 | Don’t say anything - we’re playing blind man’s bluff! | 1.2323 | 0.02728 | 310 | 246 | 56 | 8 |
2692 | It's our equivalent of having invented the wheel. | 1.2323 | 0.02840 | 310 | 249 | 50 | 11 |
2693 | It came with a manual. | 1.2322 | 0.02801 | 323 | 260 | 51 | 12 |
2694 | We're OK if I can keep him looking straight ahead. | 1.2322 | 0.02801 | 323 | 260 | 51 | 12 |
2695 | He's a Trump supporter. | 1.2321 | 0.03096 | 336 | 282 | 30 | 24 |
2696 | he was worthless until i tried the blinders, now he is a pussy cat | 1.2320 | 0.02543 | 362 | 288 | 64 | 10 |
2697 | Can you believe my parents didn't want me to major in Dressage? | 1.2320 | 0.02632 | 362 | 291 | 58 | 13 |
2698 | The blinders make all the difference. | 1.2320 | 0.02974 | 306 | 249 | 43 | 14 |
2699 | She came up with it at the loving-kindness workshop. | 1.2320 | 0.02959 | 319 | 261 | 42 | 16 |
2700 | I think this is our best chance of catching the framer's wife. | 1.2320 | 0.02959 | 319 | 261 | 42 | 16 |
2701 | The Tabby Taxi is finally in service. | 1.2319 | 0.02751 | 332 | 267 | 53 | 12 |
2702 | veni, vidi, vicheese | 1.2319 | 0.02684 | 332 | 265 | 57 | 10 |
2703 | He’s been that way ever since he went to that Tony Robins workshop. | 1.2319 | 0.02649 | 332 | 264 | 59 | 9 |
2704 | They really are dumb as a post. | 1.2318 | 0.02794 | 358 | 293 | 47 | 18 |
2705 | Finally decided to listen to someone with an opposing political view. | 1.2318 | 0.02849 | 302 | 242 | 50 | 10 |
2706 | The blinders keep him in a CATatonic trance, haha! | 1.2317 | 0.02810 | 315 | 253 | 51 | 11 |
2707 | It's a "ride or die" relationship | 1.2317 | 0.02737 | 315 | 251 | 55 | 9 |
2708 | I call him "My Base". | 1.2317 | 0.02772 | 328 | 264 | 52 | 12 |
2709 | Have fun scurrying, suckers! | 1.2317 | 0.02772 | 328 | 264 | 52 | 12 |
2710 | This has all the makings of a CAT-astrophe...." (Submitted by Stephanie Hoina, White Plains, NY | 1.2317 | 0.02703 | 341 | 274 | 55 | 12 |
2711 | Because he can’t see me, he thinks I’m the cat’s meow! | 1.2317 | 0.02828 | 341 | 278 | 47 | 16 |
2712 | She ofered me a free ride to her dinner plate. | 1.2315 | 0.02787 | 337 | 273 | 50 | 14 |
2713 | It works better than the bell. | 1.2314 | 0.02657 | 350 | 281 | 57 | 12 |
2714 | I feel like that fancy new ride he going to come back to bite him. | 1.2314 | 0.02901 | 363 | 302 | 38 | 23 |
2715 | He’s grateful to have a job. Can you believe it? | 1.2313 | 0.02855 | 307 | 247 | 49 | 11 |
2716 | We couldn't find a bell but I think this worked out better. | 1.2312 | 0.02850 | 320 | 259 | 48 | 13 |
2717 | The key is the blinders. | 1.2312 | 0.02780 | 320 | 257 | 52 | 11 |
2718 | Relax! He told me the trip would be short and sweet." Elaine Ryning, San Francisco, Calif | 1.2312 | 0.02776 | 333 | 269 | 51 | 13 |
2719 | Does it have GPS | 1.2312 | 0.02840 | 333 | 271 | 47 | 15 |
2720 | The kitties are coming!" "The kitties are coming!" -Paw Revere | 1.2312 | 0.02934 | 333 | 274 | 41 | 18 |
2721 | Other ridesharing services don't respect their employees, but at "Tabby Road" I feel like I'm part of the team. | 1.2312 | 0.02829 | 346 | 283 | 46 | 17 |
2722 | It's a part of the guiding eyes for the 3 blind mice program. | 1.2310 | 0.03140 | 316 | 264 | 31 | 21 |
2723 | I’m gonna rustle us some cheese. | 1.2310 | 0.02802 | 316 | 254 | 51 | 11 |
2724 | Let's see how he runs, for a change. | 1.2310 | 0.02631 | 342 | 273 | 59 | 10 |
2725 | Bet Yellow Cat to win! | 1.2310 | 0.02727 | 342 | 276 | 53 | 13 |
2726 | He must have heard "nice"! | 1.2310 | 0.02727 | 342 | 276 | 53 | 13 |
2727 | Her name is Florence and we're going to Arabia. | 1.2308 | 0.02829 | 351 | 288 | 45 | 18 |
2728 | Nobody can beat him in the stretch. | 1.2308 | 0.02683 | 338 | 271 | 56 | 11 |
2729 | Training him has been easy since I found the catnip stash. | 1.2308 | 0.02824 | 312 | 251 | 50 | 11 |
2730 | Pot rules! | 1.2308 | 0.02853 | 325 | 264 | 47 | 14 |
2731 | It feels good to be back in the saddle again. | 1.2308 | 0.02886 | 325 | 265 | 45 | 15 |
2732 | And she's got a new CATalytic converter that really cuts down on those nasty emissions. | 1.2308 | 0.02824 | 312 | 251 | 50 | 11 |
2733 | She answers to Cheddar | 1.2308 | 0.02771 | 351 | 286 | 49 | 16 |
2734 | Even Mickey doesn't have a ride like this boys! | 1.2308 | 0.02842 | 338 | 276 | 46 | 16 |
2735 | Thanks to Deepak Chopra, I've been able to achieve my goals through visualization and meditation. | 1.2308 | 0.02716 | 338 | 272 | 54 | 12 |
2736 | We ride at dawn, Marcellus! Hopefully Rawl never learns that our steed is declawed. | 1.2308 | 0.02780 | 338 | 274 | 50 | 14 |
2737 | I hope that cat isn’t smarter than it looks! | 1.2306 | 0.02578 | 360 | 288 | 61 | 11 |
2738 | After I took the bit out of her mouth she purrs like a kitten. | 1.2305 | 0.02772 | 308 | 246 | 53 | 9 |
2739 | I taught him to channel his inner horse. | 1.2305 | 0.03015 | 282 | 228 | 43 | 11 |
2740 | I'm off to the litter box Rodeo! | 1.2303 | 0.02655 | 356 | 287 | 56 | 13 |
2741 | If you just shift your attitude, they become more pussy and less cat. | 1.2301 | 0.02740 | 339 | 274 | 52 | 13 |
2742 | You can worry about toxoplamosis risky behavior, or you can lean into it. | 1.2301 | 0.02803 | 339 | 276 | 48 | 15 |
2743 | Anything is possible with blinders on. | 1.2301 | 0.02811 | 326 | 264 | 49 | 13 |
2744 | I am going to be dead cert to win that rat race now. | 1.2301 | 0.02638 | 326 | 259 | 59 | 8 |
2745 | I've got him thinking he's a member of the Hole in the Wall Gang. | 1.2301 | 0.02709 | 326 | 261 | 55 | 10 |
2746 | They’re to keep him from being distracted by a piece of string. | 1.2301 | 0.02743 | 326 | 262 | 53 | 11 |
2747 | One blindered cat. One sighted mouse. One surprised farmer's wife. Three tails to glory. | 1.2300 | 0.02855 | 300 | 241 | 49 | 10 |
2748 | He’s my trophy cat—so his racing name is 'Cat-as-trophy'." | 1.2299 | 0.02843 | 348 | 286 | 44 | 18 |
2749 | I’ve gotta take it into the shop, the exhaust pipe keeps leaking. | 1.2298 | 0.02901 | 322 | 263 | 44 | 15 |
2750 | I hired a cat whisperer and voila... | 1.2298 | 0.02657 | 322 | 256 | 58 | 8 |
2751 | Next thing I do,I'm going to put on a bell. | 1.2298 | 0.02729 | 322 | 258 | 54 | 10 |
2752 | Don't worry, he's tame. | 1.2298 | 0.02694 | 322 | 257 | 56 | 9 |
2753 | It's uber purrlus | 1.2297 | 0.02835 | 344 | 282 | 45 | 17 |
2754 | He’s called The Calico Stallion. | 1.2297 | 0.02775 | 344 | 280 | 49 | 15 |
2755 | “I know they say one should conquer one’s own fears but he has taken it too far | 1.2296 | 0.02815 | 331 | 269 | 48 | 14 |
2756 | Come on, don't be a pussy. Try it | 1.2296 | 0.02749 | 331 | 267 | 52 | 12 |
2757 | Ssshh...are you guys crazy?!? Don’t say the word ‘M-O-U-S-E’ again!! | 1.2296 | 0.02847 | 331 | 270 | 46 | 15 |
2758 | Shhhh, he thinks I’m a dog. | 1.2296 | 0.02992 | 318 | 262 | 39 | 17 |
2759 | We're safe as long as the blinders are in place! | 1.2295 | 0.02606 | 353 | 283 | 59 | 11 |
2760 | It’s a trick I learned in Mara Lago ... | 1.2295 | 0.03099 | 292 | 240 | 37 | 15 |
2761 | It's easier than I expected. | 1.2294 | 0.02701 | 340 | 274 | 54 | 12 |
2762 | If you can't beat em, join em. | 1.2294 | 0.02770 | 327 | 264 | 51 | 12 |
2763 | Where does justice end and vengeance begin? | 1.2294 | 0.02736 | 327 | 263 | 53 | 11 |
2764 | Wanna see him do dressage? | 1.2293 | 0.02844 | 314 | 254 | 48 | 12 |
2765 | We've gotten along great since he found out my family owns a catnip factory | 1.2292 | 0.02786 | 336 | 273 | 49 | 14 |
2766 | I look good up here, don't I? | 1.2291 | 0.02860 | 323 | 263 | 46 | 14 |
2767 | And you said it could never be done. | 1.2290 | 0.02828 | 345 | 283 | 45 | 17 |
2768 | She's laser guided. |