Contest #639


Cartoon

639

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “It is I, Manbunzel.”
  2. “No, seriously, let down my hair.”
  3. “The real prison is gender roles.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2018-11-12T00:10:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2018-11-26T00:12:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2018-11-20T00:10:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued November 26, 2018
Number of captions 4586
Number of responses 1063820
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Earl of Cowlick. And you are? 1.6441 0.05168 236 131 58 47
1 I'm supposed to call my doctor if it lasts more than 4 hours. 1.6151 0.05145 239 139 53 47
2 So, you're in a tower with no doors; I have a beanstalk growing out of my head. We both lied on our profiles. You wanna go out or not? 1.6032 0.04875 252 145 62 45
3 We have to move fast. The king's men are combing the area! 1.5674 0.05249 215 130 48 37
4 The last princess I rescued was in a well. 1.5634 0.05374 213 132 42 39
5 Ok, fine, we can make the story about you! 1.5573 0.04418 253 143 79 31
6 I knew one day my prince would comb. 1.5498 0.05007 231 142 51 38
7 Ok, fine. Maybe it’s not as thick as I described but your profile wasn’t exactly clear on your living situation either. 1.5444 0.04806 248 153 55 40
8 The guy took my cow and said to plant the magic beans -- but I had't eaten all day. 1.5360 0.04879 250 159 48 43
9 Well, then, let yours down and we can tie the knot here. 1.5357 0.04936 224 137 54 33
10 I'm the Hair apparent 1.5256 0.04698 234 142 61 31
11 It only does this with you, honest. 1.5164 0.05223 213 138 40 35
12 The Grimm brothers will be here any minute, so we have to get our story straight. 1.5160 0.04471 250 152 67 31
13 You spent all those years growing this out when you could have built a ladder in days? 1.5144 0.04405 278 175 63 40
14 ...or, I could come up? 1.5127 0.04896 236 152 47 37
15 Thank goodness! The last guy who came by couldn't get it up. 1.5060 0.04697 249 160 52 37
16 Now let me see yours. 1.5041 0.04392 242 146 70 26
17 Or you could just take the stairs. 1.5038 0.04510 260 165 59 36
18 I call it hairway to Heaven. 1.5019 0.04439 263 166 62 35
19 I’m your hairy godfather 1.5000 0.05062 224 148 40 36
20 I'm pretty sure we're doing this wrong. 1.4980 0.04707 253 166 48 39
21 Jack said if it lasts for more than five hours, I should call my physician. 1.4960 0.04620 252 163 53 36
22 Rogaine and Viagra. Why do you ask? 1.4958 0.04833 240 158 45 37
23 My ex lived in a well. 1.4951 0.04938 204 128 51 25
24 So many fairy tales get it wrong. 1.4930 0.04928 215 138 48 29
25 If this lasts more than four hours I'll have to see my doctor. 1.4883 0.05051 213 140 42 31
26 This really isn't necessary, there's a staircase in the back 1.4873 0.04513 236 148 61 27
27 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, lower your expectations! 1.4859 0.04731 249 166 45 38
28 I've used the new viagra pomade, but we've only got four hours to get you down. 1.4820 0.04723 222 142 53 27
29 It is I, Manbunzel. 1.4815 0.04856 243 165 39 39
30 Fine. Let’s try it your way. 1.4790 0.04562 238 153 56 29
31 And yet I can't grow a beard. 1.4789 0.04826 213 137 50 26
32 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, what should I do if this lasts more than four hours? 1.4756 0.04597 246 162 51 33
33 I'm not sure you understand the gravity of the situation. 1.4750 0.04609 240 157 52 31
34 Rapunzel, let down your expectations. 1.4746 0.04590 236 153 54 29
35 In my mind, this was always Plan B. 1.4742 0.04732 213 136 53 24
36 I thought it made me look presidential. 1.4735 0.04742 226 148 49 29
37 Rapunzel: the first draft. 1.4711 0.04500 225 142 60 23
38 I don't think you appreciate the gravity of the situation. 1.4706 0.04560 238 155 54 29
39 It always stiffens up when I'm near you. 1.4699 0.04397 266 176 55 35
40 It’s been four hours. Should I seek medical attention? 1.4672 0.04585 259 176 45 38
41 Think of it as Plan B. 1.4664 0.04209 253 160 68 25
42 Why is everything always a competition with you? 1.4644 0.04306 239 151 65 23
43 No seriously, let down my hair. 1.4627 0.04365 255 167 58 30
44 Post haste my princess, I can not keep it up much longer. 1.4623 0.04649 212 136 54 22
45 Well, that took 30 years but my feet are finally on the ground. You can let go now. 1.4599 0.04571 237 157 51 29
46 This might work better if we switched places. 1.4593 0.04746 209 136 50 23
47 It's a Hairway to Heaven 1.4573 0.04732 234 159 43 32
48 Can you just buzz me in? 1.4570 0.04599 221 144 53 24
49 Oh, how the fables have turned. 1.4564 0.04317 241 155 62 24
50 Yes, I’m Repunzel’s son. Why do you ask? 1.4554 0.04818 213 142 45 26
51 I feel like you're not meeting me halfway. 1.4553 0.04253 246 158 64 24
52 This usually doesn't happen, I'm just really excited to see you. 1.4549 0.04692 244 168 41 35
53 Enough teasing. Come down. 1.4545 0.04738 231 157 43 31
54 Yes, I suppose I could have brought a ladder. What's your point? 1.4538 0.04138 249 158 69 22
55 Thanks for letting me down gently. 1.4534 0.04423 236 154 57 25
56 Sorry, I'm a little excited to see you. 1.4500 0.04297 260 173 57 30
57 I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation. 1.4490 0.04340 245 161 58 26
58 If you pull me up, I won't let you down. 1.4483 0.04992 203 138 39 26
59 What do you mean by "or am I just glad to see you?" 1.4454 0.04845 229 160 36 33
60 I think we need to read the book again. 1.4454 0.04310 238 155 60 23
61 Trust me, the alternative is equally Grimm. 1.4449 0.04756 227 156 41 30
62 I thought maybe you'd had enough let downs. 1.4449 0.04674 227 154 45 28
63 Wait... let's just savor the irony for a minute. 1.4449 0.04618 236 161 45 30
64 Wait, I've got a better idea. 1.4444 0.04533 225 149 52 24
65 Yes, they're extensions. Quit being a such a princess. 1.4431 0.04285 255 170 57 28
66 The dispatcher said you were down a well. 1.4427 0.04273 253 168 58 27
67 Oh, the usual, part it on the left and take 18 feet off the top. 1.4424 0.04419 217 140 58 19
68 I'm thinking the ladder might have been a better plan. 1.4420 0.04412 224 146 57 21
69 Rapunzel in Australia. 1.4395 0.04818 223 155 38 30
70 In hindsight you're right. That's a much better idea. 1.4387 0.04638 212 141 49 22
71 First you pull me up, then I let you down. 1.4386 0.04442 228 151 54 23
72 The Viagra went to my head. 1.4378 0.04651 217 146 47 24
73 I think we are doing this all wrong. 1.4375 0.04479 240 163 49 28
74 I’ll just take the stairs. 1.4372 0.04400 231 153 55 23
75 It’s not you Rapunzel, it’s me. 1.4370 0.04387 238 159 54 25
76 I think you're right. I don't think this is how it's supposed to go. Did you read the whole story or just skim it? 1.4369 0.04705 222 152 43 27
77 I figured you were tired of being let down. 1.4364 0.04737 220 151 42 27
78 Okay, here’s where it gets tricky. 1.4361 0.04455 227 151 53 23
79 Go ahead...the laws of physics havent been discovered yet. 1.4359 0.04482 234 158 50 26
80 I thought I'd wear it up. 1.4355 0.04294 248 166 56 26
81 Up" is the New "Down" 1.4348 0.04622 230 158 44 28
82 I thought this time, maybe you come to my place. 1.4348 0.04565 207 136 52 19
83 Well yeah, I guess your way might work too. 1.4344 0.04345 244 164 54 26
84 Oh, there’s a door in the back? 1.4344 0.04306 244 163 56 25
85 I'm gonna be honest, something about this feels off. 1.4342 0.04483 228 153 51 24
86 Take off about two feet and frost the tips. 1.4327 0.04214 245 162 60 23
87 This kid named Jack fed me magic beans. 1.4327 0.04331 245 165 54 26
88 ...and so I ate the magic beans. 1.4321 0.04357 243 164 53 26
89 We do this a little differently in the southern hemisphere. 1.4316 0.04355 234 156 55 23
90 We really didn't think this out. 1.4304 0.04145 237 154 64 19
91 Rapunzel, let down my hair! 1.4300 0.04663 207 139 47 21
92 The fairy godmother said to call if it doesn't go down after 4 hours. 1.4299 0.04629 221 151 45 25
93 Hurry, before it gets humid. 1.4298 0.04298 235 156 57 22
94 I don't think you know the gravity of this. 1.4298 0.04382 235 158 53 24
95 I don't think you realize the gravity of the situation! 1.4268 0.04203 239 158 60 21
96 Are you Rapunzel? Or am I Rapunzel? 1.4267 0.04421 232 157 51 24
97 Okay, Miss Smartypants, YOU come up with an idea. 1.4267 0.04379 232 156 53 23
98 I've got a bad feeling we're doing this all wrong. 1.4248 0.04417 226 152 52 22
99 Am I going up or are you coming down? 1.4245 0.04579 212 143 48 21
100 I’m starting to see the flaw in this plan 1.4242 0.04216 231 152 60 19
101 Donald courts Melania 1.4240 0.04482 250 176 42 32
102 You know, I'd really appreciate it if we revisited the ladder idea again. 1.4240 0.04454 217 145 52 20
103 The real prison is gender roles 1.4238 0.04560 210 141 49 20
104 If you think that's impressive wait until later tonight! 1.4237 0.04281 236 158 56 22
105 Ok, so I misunderstood.... I'll go get the ladder. 1.4229 0.04312 227 151 56 20
106 This is not what I meant when I asked you to reciprocate. 1.4227 0.04549 220 150 47 23
107 Hurry up! If this thing stays upright for more than four hours, I'll have to go to Emergency! 1.4227 0.04684 220 153 41 26
108 What do I do? It's been more than four hours 1.4227 0.04503 220 149 49 22
109 For your information, it's called an updo. 1.4215 0.04120 242 160 62 20
110 I forgot which way the story goes. 1.4200 0.04183 250 169 57 24
111 Come over? I thought you said “comb-over.” 1.4195 0.04523 236 165 43 28
112 Sorry, this was the best I could do off the top of my head 1.4194 0.04684 217 151 41 25
113 It a combination of Viagra and Rogaine! 1.4189 0.04516 222 152 47 23
114 Ok-so maybe I didn’t completely think this through. 1.4186 0.04381 215 143 54 18
115 It’s a combination of Rogaine and Viagra. 1.4177 0.04305 237 161 53 23
116 Look Rapunzel, it's 2018, things are different now. 1.4176 0.03943 261 173 67 21
117 Careful, they're extensions. 1.4173 0.04172 266 184 53 29
118 That new Viagra shampoo, is wonderful 1.4173 0.04006 278 190 60 28
119 I don't know. I'm a prince, not a physicist. 1.4170 0.04316 223 149 55 19
120 I guess I don't understand the gravity of the situation... 1.4167 0.04558 216 148 46 22
121 Leznupar, Leznupar, pull up my hair. 1.4163 0.04618 221 154 42 25
122 Stairs? I thought you said hairs! 1.4159 0.04410 226 154 50 22
123 I don't know why, but it always seems to do this when I see an attractive woman 1.4159 0.04730 214 150 39 25
124 And then...hold on. I think I have the instructions upside-down. 1.4157 0.04159 267 185 53 29
125 Yank me up. It's a new era. 1.4149 0.04371 241 167 48 26
126 Leznupar, Leznupar - let up your hair! 1.4139 0.04291 244 168 51 25
127 Gravity won't be explained for another couple hundred years, so just go with it 1.4138 0.04326 232 158 52 22
128 Rapunzel, you don’t understand the gravity of the situation. 1.4128 0.04285 235 160 53 22
129 Is that product in your hair or are you just happy to see me? 1.4126 0.04715 223 159 36 28
130 How drunk were we the night we made this plan? 1.4125 0.04019 257 173 62 22
131 I thought we were going to your place. 1.4118 0.04339 221 149 53 19
132 Historians will never get our story right. 1.4113 0.04114 231 153 61 17
133 My pharmacist accidentally combined my Rogain and Viagra prescriptions. 1.4110 0.04516 236 167 41 28
134 Or you could come down? 1.4105 0.04319 229 156 52 21
135 In hindsight, I guess a ladder is not a bad idea. 1.4101 0.04394 217 147 51 19
136 Well, I could pull you up, but then where would we be. 1.4094 0.04126 254 174 56 24
137 I’m not sure we thought this all the way through. 1.4093 0.04105 259 178 56 25
138 Is that your hair? Or are you just happy to see me? 1.4089 0.04764 203 142 39 22
139 It's called the Trumpunzel. 1.4085 0.04687 235 171 32 32
140 We really need to get the elevator fixed. 1.4085 0.04281 235 161 52 22
141 Think of it as an extensions ladder. 1.4085 0.04646 213 149 41 23
142 Now what? 1.4077 0.04434 233 163 45 25
143 The ride down might be little hairy 1.4077 0.04475 233 164 43 26
144 Didn't you read the story? 1.4077 0.04056 260 178 58 24
145 Maybe you could just take the stairs. 1.4069 0.04545 231 164 40 27
146 Look; does it really matter who's hair it is? 1.4069 0.04590 204 140 45 19
147 I'm not sure I thought this one through. 1.4068 0.04181 236 160 56 20
148 It's a combover with superglue. Isn't this Trump Tower? 1.4066 0.04364 241 169 46 26
149 I assure you, I have no problems keeping it up. 1.4064 0.04457 219 151 47 21
150 Rogaine merged with Viagra 1.4064 0.04235 251 175 50 26
151 Are we in the right fairy tale? 1.4064 0.04197 251 174 52 25
152 Do you think I could take the stairs this time? 1.4061 0.03819 261 173 70 18
153 That's as stiff as if gets. 1.4059 0.04227 239 164 53 22
154 That Rogaine Viagra combo works wonders! 1.4053 0.04081 264 183 55 26
155 No mousse. I'm just really happy to see you. 1.4051 0.04376 237 166 46 25
156 Thanks, but I think I'll just use the stairs 1.4047 0.04563 215 150 43 22
157 It feels good to let my hair up every once in a while. 1.4041 0.04191 245 169 53 23
158 I hate to rush you, but my family has a history of male pattern baldness. 1.4038 0.04471 208 142 48 18
159 I was willing to go to any length... 1.4034 0.04037 233 155 62 16
160 Trust me, I can keep it up. 1.4032 0.04318 253 180 44 29
161 It's a wig. I got it at Trump University. 1.4025 0.04549 236 170 37 29
162 Wait! I have a better idea. 1.4024 0.04177 246 170 53 23
163 I think this relationship is headed in the wrong direction. 1.4024 0.04256 246 172 49 25
164 No, I also have not read the story. 1.4019 0.04278 214 144 54 16
165 You know there’s a door on the other side, right? 1.4018 0.04637 219 156 38 25
166 Are you sure you don't want to use the ladder? 1.4017 0.04113 234 158 58 18
167 I must have mixed some Viagra in with my Rogaine. 1.4015 0.04207 259 183 48 28
168 To be perfectly frank, while the hair extension is very nice, I'd rather the money had been spent on a ladder. 1.4009 0.04433 217 150 47 20
169 Just take a bit off the top. 1.4009 0.04514 227 161 41 25
170 We should reread the story before going through with this. 1.4008 0.04032 237 159 61 17
171 It's been like this for over 4 hours! I knew I shouldn't mix Viagra and Rogaine. 1.4008 0.04248 237 164 51 22
172 The infomercial said it will stay erect for up to 4 hours. 1.4008 0.04060 242 164 59 19
173 Yes, I am just glad to see you. 1.4007 0.04123 272 193 49 30
174 We might need to rethink your escape plan. 1.4000 0.04411 240 171 42 27
175 You’re the one who always wants to try something different. 1.4000 0.04340 230 160 48 22
176 My therapist said that we should practice some role reversal. 1.4000 0.04333 210 142 52 16
177 Yes, it's a combover - it that a deal breaker? 1.3992 0.04091 253 175 55 23
178 Well, do you have a better idea? 1.3991 0.03939 233 154 65 14
179 Can you take a little off the top? 1.3991 0.04695 218 157 35 26
180 I wasn’t sure which pill was Propecia and which was Viagra—so I took them both. 1.3983 0.04396 241 172 42 27
181 I think we're doing this wrong. 1.3983 0.04085 236 160 58 18
182 Rapunzel Rapunzel not upward I go, Rather you slide down -this is different I know. Slither to me by descending my doo, We'll run off together and share our shampoo... 1.3983 0.03961 231 153 64 14
183 Did we get this wrong Punrazel ? 1.3981 0.04471 211 146 46 19
184 I accidentally dropped viagra in my shampoo. 1.3978 0.04188 269 193 45 31
185 I thought I'd move in with you, instead. 1.3974 0.04395 229 161 45 23
186 Oh wait! I see what we’re doing wrong! 1.3973 0.04330 224 155 49 20
187 ... the last prince with a big comb-over made promises, too! 1.3953 0.04694 215 155 35 25
188 Yes, sorry, it IS a comb-over. 1.3951 0.04247 243 171 48 24
189 Keep holding. Once it sets, we're out of here. 1.3951 0.03957 243 164 62 17
190 Thank you for letting me down gently 1.3947 0.04272 228 158 50 20
191 No one said role reversal was going to be easy. 1.3947 0.04317 228 159 48 21
192 Because I thought you were locked in a dungeon—not a tower. 1.3945 0.04089 256 179 53 24
193 Yes, it's a toupee, so you may want to take the stairs 1.3945 0.04507 218 154 42 22
194 Just slide down. 1.3935 0.04630 216 155 37 24
195 I was thinking tonight we could go to my place. 1.3930 0.04519 229 165 38 26
196 Are you sure this is how the story goes? 1.3929 0.04278 224 155 50 19
197 I think it might be easier if YOU came DOWN! 1.3929 0.04135 224 152 56 16
198 Won't you consider taking the stairs? 1.3929 0.04135 224 152 56 16
199 What do you mean 'What took me so long?' 1.3927 0.04035 247 170 57 20
200 Manbunzel, Manbunzel, let up your hair! 1.3924 0.04154 237 164 53 20
201 I still think my plan was better. 1.3921 0.04237 227 157 51 19
202 Maybe I should take the stairs. 1.3919 0.04444 222 157 43 22
203 I'm kind of a bigwig. 1.3917 0.04471 217 153 43 21
204 Sure, if we do it your way, no one will ever remember my name! 1.3915 0.04596 212 151 39 22
205 What do you mean, "over-compensating"? 1.3915 0.04178 235 163 52 20
206 It's called an 'updo'. 1.3913 0.04082 253 177 53 23
207 I'm thinking we should try this the other way around. 1.3909 0.03995 243 166 59 18
208 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down my hair. I promise I'll call! 1.3906 0.04289 233 164 47 22
209 Let's change some details when we write the book about this. 1.3904 0.04401 228 162 43 23
210 Someday, Rupunzal, we’ll look back on this and laugh. 1.3901 0.04428 223 158 43 22
211 Rapunzel, just tie it on to the bedpost and think of it as a zip line 1.3900 0.04583 200 140 42 18
212 Harold, I know extensions when I see them. 1.3899 0.04358 218 152 47 19
213 Please, comb down. 1.3899 0.04730 218 160 31 27
214 I just had the most hair-raising experience! 1.3898 0.04120 236 163 54 19
215 I knew I didn't understand the story. 1.3896 0.04091 231 158 56 17
216 Take your time, they promised 12 hours of maximum hold and lasting shine. 1.3891 0.04456 221 157 42 22
217 I promise if you pull me up, I'm never gonna let you down. 1.3886 0.04658 211 152 36 23
218 The plan is still a good plan...we just need to tweak a few things. 1.3884 0.04004 242 166 58 18
219 Did we get it backwards? 1.3884 0.04171 242 170 50 22
220 You come down? I thought you wanted me to come up. 1.3882 0.03928 237 160 62 15
221 Why can't you ever just meet me halfway? 1.3882 0.04276 237 168 46 23
222 But I just don't think "Rapunzel, Rapunzel, pull up my hair" has got the same vibe 1.3881 0.04390 219 154 45 20
223 Can you find the gum? 1.3879 0.04364 214 149 47 18
224 It started out as a man bun. 1.3875 0.04318 240 172 43 25
225 I ate the beans 1.3875 0.04154 240 168 51 21
226 I think our plan needs a rethink, sweetheart. 1.3871 0.04176 248 176 48 24
227 What do you mean your mother hates my hair? 1.3864 0.03918 264 184 58 22
228 I don't respond well to being upbraided. 1.3863 0.04328 233 166 44 23
229 Don't come down—haven’t you been paying attention to the news? Pull me up! 1.3857 0.04423 223 159 42 22
230 Never mind the fable. Grab my hair and pull me up. 1.3853 0.04449 218 155 42 21
231 Trust me, it won't let you down. 1.3853 0.04177 231 161 51 19
232 The old way reinforced destructive gender stereotypes. 1.3846 0.04357 221 156 45 20
233 Manesplaining. 1.3846 0.04213 221 153 51 17
234 Don't tease me so. 1.3846 0.04033 260 184 52 24
235 I don't feel you properly grasp the gravity of the situation. 1.3843 0.04110 229 158 54 17
236 Grab on and slide down. It'll work because this is a fairy tale." 1.3843 0.04336 229 163 44 22
237 Just a little off the top." 1.3840 0.04057 237 164 55 18
238 I'll admit I hadn't really thought this through. 1.3839 0.04125 224 154 54 16
239 Rejected Early Versions of Classic Fables, # 16: Rapunzel 1.3837 0.04017 258 182 53 23
240 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, Let go of my hair! 1.3836 0.04432 219 156 42 21
241 This just feels wrong, somehow. 1.3835 0.04425 206 144 45 17
242 Tie it to the bedpost. 1.3833 0.04180 227 158 51 18
243 Didn't you read the script? 1.3827 0.04111 243 171 51 21
244 You think this is bad? Wait till I take my pants off. 1.3826 0.04493 230 168 36 26
245 I feel like I can't let my hair down around you. 1.3825 0.04135 251 179 48 24
246 Now we know what happens when Rogaine and Viagra are mixed. 1.3824 0.04420 238 174 37 27
247 It's no big deal that you can get it up, Prince. The question is, can you keep it up? 1.3822 0.04390 225 161 42 22
248 It's now or never, I've got a barber's appointment in an hour. 1.3820 0.04365 233 168 41 24
249 Um, on second thought, maybe you should just take the stairs down. 1.3819 0.03944 254 177 57 20
250 Call me old fashioned, but how about you let your hair down. 1.3818 0.04073 220 150 56 14
251 Better I come to you. 1.3814 0.04021 236 163 56 17
252 It’s my fairy tail. 1.3812 0.04278 223 157 47 19
253 I can just take the stairs. 1.3812 0.04417 223 160 41 22
254 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your expectations of gender equality! 1.3810 0.04261 231 164 46 21
255 Well you're not what I was expecting either. 1.3810 0.04414 210 148 44 18
256 I know this isn't the way it's supposed to work, but why split hairs. 1.3808 0.04158 239 169 49 21
257 Well, you did say to comb-up and see you sometime. 1.3803 0.04221 234 166 47 21
258 I thought maybe it could be my place this time. 1.3801 0.04256 221 155 48 18
259 Considering the situation, size actually does matter. 1.3801 0.03979 271 194 51 26
260 Fine, might be a few inches shorter than I said on Tinder. 1.3797 0.04308 237 171 42 24
261 I still can’t believe you’d let me down like this. 1.3796 0.04325 216 152 46 18
262 Thank you, but I'm here about the stairs. 1.3795 0.04262 224 158 47 19
263 Yeah, I didn’t really think this through... 1.3795 0.04070 224 154 55 15
264 ..but we have a great system now: your hair to climb up and mine to get back down. Why do you want to complicate things by moving in together? 1.3793 0.04333 232 167 42 23
265 I'm starting to think you're in there for a good reason 1.3790 0.04426 219 157 41 21
266 It's down the up haircase - but I know you can do it! 1.3790 0.04474 219 158 39 22
267 I’ve waited five long years to rescue you. 1.3786 0.03937 243 168 58 17
268 I thought it would be easier if you came down rather than me coming up. 1.3786 0.03980 243 169 56 18
269 ‘‘‘Tis not the only thing that has risen towards thee, my love!” 1.3785 0.04207 251 182 43 26
270 What do you mean "no"? 1.3784 0.04044 222 152 56 14
271 Do you have a better idea? 1.3779 0.04259 217 152 48 17
272 I mixed Viagra with my hair gel. You should be able to slide right down. 1.3778 0.04430 225 163 39 23
273 Correct. I don't get the gravity of the situation at all. 1.3778 0.04200 225 158 49 18
274 I admit, the physics of this probably makes less sense 1.3776 0.04171 241 172 47 22
275 Can we tell people it was the other way round? 1.3776 0.04002 241 168 55 18
276 Mine, yours. Stop splitting hairs and get down here. 1.3772 0.04297 228 163 44 21
277 The therapist suggested we try some role reversal exercises. 1.3772 0.04066 228 158 54 16
278 Lather! Rinse! Rappel! 1.3771 0.04319 236 171 41 24
279 Fear not, my princess. It’s a good hair day. 1.3771 0.03971 236 163 57 16
280 I'd prefer to use the stairs 1.3770 0.03838 252 174 61 17
281 Just a little off the top, please. 1.3767 0.04234 215 150 49 16
282 Oh no, wait, YOU should grow the hair. 1.3761 0.04137 226 158 51 17
283 I prepared for this role for thirty years, and now you’re telling me I misread the script? 1.3761 0.04128 234 165 50 19
284 Keep stroking it just like that and I promise it will stay up. 1.3760 0.04100 250 179 48 23
285 They're still out of ladders 1.3755 0.04236 229 163 46 20
286 Don't overthink it. Just climb down. 1.3750 0.04418 216 155 41 20
287 What do you mean "you were holding the instructions upside down?' 1.3750 0.04269 216 152 47 17
288 Your hair looks Grimm. 1.3745 0.04018 243 171 53 19
289 Rapunzel...rapunzel let go of my hair! She was only a friend...I promise, I swear! 1.3745 0.04201 235 168 46 21
290 And I thought to myself, why am I always doing the climbing? 1.3739 0.03944 238 165 57 16
291 In this story you pull me up and we hide happily ever after. 1.3739 0.04119 238 169 49 20
292 For some reason I felt like we're doing it wrong 1.3739 0.03988 238 166 55 17
293 Ironic isn't it. 1.3738 0.04346 214 152 44 18
294 My hairdresser claims it's good for up to 125 pounds. 1.3738 0.04192 214 149 50 15
295 When you go low, I go high 1.3735 0.03901 257 181 56 20
296 Unfortunately, I can't keep it up very long! 1.3734 0.04082 241 171 50 20
297 Ya know, it might be easier if you just jump. 1.3723 0.04648 188 134 38 16
298 At first, I did it to flip the narrative on gender stereotypes, but now I'm just enjoying the look. 1.3721 0.04279 215 152 46 17
299 Now you show me yours 1.3718 0.04297 234 170 41 23
300 I don't unwind my knight-bun for just any princess. 1.3718 0.04078 234 165 51 18
301 By extension, I desire thee. 1.3716 0.04186 218 153 49 16
302 "Comb-over? I thought you said come over!" 1.3712 0.04276 229 165 43 21
303 Oops, my bad! I thought you asked me to get extensions, not an extension LADDER! 1.3712 0.04364 229 167 39 23
304 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, this ain’t gonna work the way we thought. 1.3708 0.03961 240 168 55 17
305 Well, mostly it's for cats in trees. 1.3705 0.04003 251 179 51 21
306 Glad to meet you, Rapunzel. I'm Prince Rogain. 1.3704 0.04219 243 177 42 24
307 Leznuper, Leznuper, up hair my let. 1.3701 0.04122 254 185 44 25
308 I really feel that our relationship is starting to gel. 1.3699 0.04319 219 157 43 19
309 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let up my hair? No, wait, Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let go of my hair? No wait.... 1.3697 0.03983 238 167 54 17
310 I guess we didn't think it through. 1.3696 0.03935 257 183 53 21
311 Maybe we should take a second and rethink this. 1.3695 0.04452 203 145 41 17
312 If we want this fairy tale to endure, we've got to come up with something better than, "Ralph, Ralph, toss up your comb over." 1.3694 0.04031 222 154 54 14
313 I always wear my hair up. Why do you ask? 1.3691 0.04041 233 164 52 17
314 Ouch! Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down my hair! 1.3689 0.04123 244 176 46 22
315 Could you take just a little off the top? 1.3687 0.04296 217 155 44 18
316 Hello my name’s Prince Hairy. 1.3686 0.03913 236 164 57 15
317 Jack gave me some beans and this happened. 1.3686 0.04109 255 186 44 25
318 Rapunzel, rapunzel, please let down my hair! 1.3684 0.04240 228 164 44 20
319 You're the only one I can get it up for. 1.3684 0.04715 209 156 29 24
320 How about we not get hung up on gender roles? 1.3684 0.04148 228 162 48 18
321 Yeah, I dread locks too. 1.3684 0.04330 228 166 40 22
322 That's enough gel. Now slide down. 1.3682 0.04350 220 159 41 20
323 So I was standing in the back of the Great Hall and I told the witch "I wish I was next in line to be heir to the throne." But it was loud in there, and the next thing I knew... 1.3680 0.03971 250 178 52 20
324 I don't see why you're so surprised, it was listed on my profile! 1.3678 0.04105 242 174 47 21
325 Do you believe I'm your brother now? 1.3678 0.04020 242 172 51 19
326 Tell me again, why can't we use a ladder? 1.3675 0.03887 234 162 58 14
327 I'm just excited seeing you! 1.3674 0.04422 215 156 39 20
328 It’s gelled. You should be able to just slide down. 1.3674 0.04323 215 154 43 18
329 I don't believe we thought this all the way through. 1.3668 0.04039 229 161 52 16
330 OK that was the hard part; now pull me up. 1.3667 0.04042 240 171 50 19
331 I always doubted climate change, and now I'm not sure about gravity. 1.3667 0.03955 240 169 54 17
332 Is this really the time to split hairs? 1.3665 0.04189 221 157 47 17
333 Sir Isaac Newton be damned. 1.3665 0.04139 221 156 49 16
334 In retrospect, it probably made more sense for you to climb down first. 1.3665 0.04474 221 163 35 23
335 Sure, we'll have some drain issues but I'm hoping we can work through that. 1.3664 0.04095 232 165 49 18
336 It's male pattern boldness 1.3663 0.04049 243 174 49 20
337 Sorry, Melania, I need all of it for my comb over. 1.3661 0.04197 224 160 46 18
338 Must you check for lice every time I come home? 1.3659 0.03972 246 175 52 19
339 Well, could you at least help me get it back into the hat? 1.3656 0.04157 227 162 47 18
340 You have to climb down the up haircase. 1.3655 0.04138 249 182 43 24
341 Why do we always go to your place? 1.3653 0.04263 219 157 44 18
342 I can keep it up all night too. 1.3652 0.04343 230 169 38 23
343 The plan looked good on paper. 1.3651 0.04028 241 172 50 19
344 Don’t I look presidential? 1.3644 0.04041 247 178 48 21
345 Thinking outside the locks. 1.3641 0.04388 217 158 39 20
346 The supplements said they'd make me bigger, they just didn't say where... 1.3641 0.04436 217 159 37 21
347 Could you explain to me again how this is supposed to work? 1.3640 0.03999 228 160 53 15
348 It's been like this for almost four hours. 1.3640 0.04137 239 173 45 21
349 Something went terribly wrong after I ate some of Jack's magic beans. 1.3640 0.04137 239 173 45 21
350 This is not going to be a fairy tale ending. 1.3636 0.04291 198 139 46 13
351 You were right all along. It's me who needs the rescuing. I'm sorry. 1.3633 0.04021 245 176 49 20
352 Rapunzel! Rapunzel! Could you let down my hair? 1.3632 0.04155 234 169 45 20
353 In hindsight, building a ladder would have been quicker. 1.3629 0.04117 237 171 46 20
354 Yes, today is a good hair day. 1.3628 0.03973 226 158 54 14
355 I said, 'Come over,' not 'Comb over!' 1.3628 0.04396 226 167 36 23
356 Simple. First,you pull me up. Then I hang by my heels and you slide down. 1.3628 0.04118 226 161 48 17
357 It's easier if you just pull me up. 1.3626 0.03947 262 190 49 23
358 Would you like to tie the knot? 1.3626 0.04021 262 192 45 25
359 I think we're seeing a paradigm shift. 1.3625 0.03952 251 180 51 20
360 Things just always seem to work this way here in Australia. 1.3625 0.04247 240 177 39 24
361 Sure, now you appreciate my comb-over. 1.3624 0.04264 229 167 41 21
362 Wait a minute Rapunzel, I think we got this backwards. 1.3624 0.04080 229 163 49 17
363 Well, I thought those magic beans would make a good casserole. 1.3621 0.04001 243 174 50 19
364 I’m pretty sure the book says “let DOWN your hair.” 1.3621 0.03854 232 161 58 13
365 I see they don't offer physics in your kingdom. 1.3620 0.04375 221 162 38 21
366 This isn't what I meant when I suggested you reciprocate. 1.3620 0.04421 221 163 36 22
367 It also makes the best man bun in the land. 1.3620 0.04231 221 159 44 18
368 They're extensions. 1.3619 0.03699 268 189 61 18
369 It’s a Trump toupee. The combing instructions are impossible, but it claims to be the best hairpiece for rappelling women. 1.3619 0.03883 268 194 51 23
370 Be careful coming down, the mousse makes it slippery. 1.3618 0.03966 246 176 51 19
371 It's not symbolic of anything, just climb down. 1.3616 0.04044 224 158 51 15
372 Just even up the ends. 1.3613 0.03971 238 169 52 17
373 You should see it when it's curly. 1.3610 0.03979 241 172 51 18
374 Finally, a good hair day! 1.3608 0.04586 194 141 36 17
375 My recipe is equal parts Pantene, Rogaine and Viagra. 1.3607 0.04354 219 160 39 20
376 Chapter One of: "Dyslexic Fairy Tales" 1.3602 0.04212 236 173 41 22
377 If you pull me up, I will never let you down. 1.3600 0.04127 225 161 47 17
378 Leznupar, leznupar... 1.3596 0.04228 228 166 42 20
379 I"'ll pull you up, then you can let me down" 1.3596 0.04546 203 149 35 19
380 Alas, no winch for the wench. 1.3596 0.03854 267 193 52 22
381 You wanted long stairs to get down? I thought you said long hairs. 1.3595 0.03922 242 172 53 17
382 We didn't think this escape plan all the way through. 1.3595 0.04135 242 177 43 22
383 Nice, but I'm actually waiting for the HEIR apparent. 1.3594 0.04332 217 158 40 19
384 Let’s make this easy. Take the stairs! 1.3590 0.03968 234 166 52 16
385 For once just take the elevator like everyone else. 1.3589 0.03981 248 179 49 20
386 The school board had the story rewritten to be hair neutral. 1.3586 0.04111 237 172 45 20
387 The bottle said extra strong maximum hold. It even spelled extra and maximum with two x's. I think you'll be fine. 1.3586 0.03987 251 182 48 21
388 The barber called it an up-do. 1.3585 0.04249 212 152 44 16
389 My ex got the ladder. 1.3585 0.04142 212 150 48 14
390 I still say a Zip Line would be easier. 1.3581 0.04026 229 163 50 16
391 Just deal with it: you expected Prince Harry, but you got Prince Hairy. 1.3580 0.04202 243 180 39 24
392 I got the idea watching the president. 1.3580 0.04202 243 180 39 24
393 Look, I've already met you more than halfway... 1.3578 0.04011 218 153 52 13
394 Explain to me again how this is going to work.... 1.3578 0.04082 232 167 47 18
395 Fear not, fair maiden. The man bun obeys neither fashion nor physics. 1.3575 0.04321 221 162 39 20
396 I'm thinking man-bun. 1.3568 0.04185 241 178 40 23
397 Pull me up...haven’t you ever heard of gender equality? 1.3568 0.03885 241 171 54 16
398 Rapunzel, I am your father. 1.3566 0.04168 258 194 36 28
399 I'll just go get the ladder. 1.3566 0.04106 244 179 43 22
400 Yes, I'm happy to see you! 1.3565 0.04242 230 169 40 21
401 Why upbraid me? I am here just to change your locks! 1.3562 0.04347 219 161 38 20
402 Can we do MY place next time? 1.3560 0.04152 250 186 39 25
403 Seriously, the one grey hair is your takeaway ? 1.3559 0.04075 236 171 46 19
404 Yes, it's a comb-over. 1.3559 0.04060 222 158 49 15
405 This should work Rapunzel - I mixed some Viagra in with my Rogaine and BINGO. 1.3556 0.04308 225 166 38 21
406 Maybe pull me up for once. 1.3556 0.04120 225 162 46 17
407 It's for when you sleep over at my tower. 1.3555 0.04151 211 150 47 14
408 Sir Rogaine, at your service m'lady. 1.3555 0.04311 211 153 41 17
409 No, no. Just jump ! 1.3553 0.04082 228 164 47 17
410 Wanna comb over to my castle? 1.3551 0.04267 214 155 42 17
411 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your sexist preconceptions. 1.3551 0.04010 245 178 47 20
412 Yes, the cartoons HAVE been getting weaker lately! 1.3550 0.04226 231 170 40 21
413 I believe I’m the hair apparent. 1.3550 0.04181 231 169 42 20
414 Brylcream and gorilla glue, my sweet. 1.3550 0.04090 231 167 46 18
415 For many years I did Trump impressions. 1.3548 0.04136 248 184 40 24
416 I need you to know that I don't let my man bun loose and up just for anyone. 1.3548 0.04123 217 155 47 15
417 Pull me up and then I let You down. 1.3548 0.04325 217 159 39 19
418 'I think we got this backwards.' 1.3548 0.03911 217 151 55 11
419 I don't know, I thought it made sense—you've never been outside, i'm afraid of heights....Just climb down. 1.3546 0.03817 251 179 55 17
420 Okay, I showed you mine, now show me yours. 1.3545 0.04330 220 162 38 20
421 This really only works when you come to my place. 1.3543 0.04240 223 163 41 19
422 No, no,no, you climb down... 1.3543 0.04144 223 161 45 17
423 The ad said “male enhancement gel...” 1.3541 0.04391 209 153 38 18
424 Are you sure,viagra shampoo? 1.3539 0.04031 243 177 46 20
425 Are you sure you thought this through? 1.3539 0.03814 243 172 56 15
426 That's not how this works. It's not how any of this works. 1.3538 0.04188 212 152 45 15
427 Rapunzel, let down my hair, please. 1.3537 0.03954 246 178 49 19
428 I said I'd show you mine if you'd show me yours. 1.3532 0.04162 252 189 37 26
429 Maybe get a ladder ?? 1.3529 0.04342 238 180 32 26
430 I am just happy to see you. 1.3529 0.03913 238 170 52 16
431 Trust me. This is the hard way. 1.3529 0.03867 238 169 54 15
432 Just take a little off the top 1.3527 0.04096 241 177 43 21
433 I’m just saying... It’s going to be easier for you to come down than for me to go up. 1.3527 0.04030 224 160 49 15
434 I get the irony Greg, but exactly how is this supposed to help me? 1.3525 0.04059 244 179 44 21
435 Um, I'm beginning to think that you should've gone first! 1.3524 0.04184 227 166 42 19
436 Maybe we should trade places 1.3522 0.04023 247 181 45 21
437 It's looking Grimm. 1.3521 0.04429 213 158 35 20
438 A little off the top. 1.3520 0.03824 250 179 54 17
439 Let's try this with me up there and you down here. 1.3514 0.04249 222 163 40 19
440 Stop nitpicking and pull me up! 1.3512 0.03865 242 173 53 16
441 This is the first time you've ever let me down. 1.3512 0.03996 242 176 47 19
442 I'm sorry. I must have wandered in to the wrong fairy tale. 1.3511 0.03856 262 191 50 21
443 Please, Rapunzel, I did not come all this way just to be upbraided by you. 1.3511 0.04015 225 161 49 15
444 Comb-over, Comb-over, I call Rapunzel over! 1.3507 0.04088 211 150 48 13
445 Really Donald? 1.3506 0.04129 231 169 43 19
446 Would you mind climbing down instead? I'm afraid of heights. 1.3506 0.04084 231 168 45 18
447 Don't yell at me, it's a lot harder to throw it up!" 1.3504 0.04046 234 170 46 18
448 Well, it started as a simple comb-over... 1.3502 0.04318 217 160 38 19
449 I'm all for gender equality, Rapunzel, but I just don't think this way is going to work as well. 1.3502 0.04054 237 173 45 19
450 Well, I thought I'd come up there for a change. 1.3500 0.04297 200 144 42 14
451 In this day and age, I would never ask that you let down your hair. 1.3500 0.04018 240 175 46 19
452 Fear not, my love--I used extra hold. 1.3495 0.04265 206 149 42 15
453 If this doesn't work the sorcerer has spoken to me of a device called a ladder. 1.3492 0.03921 252 184 48 20
454 Slide down,it will hold,it's the same hairspray that Trump uses! 1.3488 0.04394 215 160 35 20
455 How about if you come down instead? 1.3488 0.04139 215 155 45 15
456 Um, I may not have thought this through 1.3486 0.04100 218 157 46 15
457 Are you finally ready to tie the knot? 1.3486 0.04048 218 156 48 14
458 Well, it looks like we're at split ends. 1.3484 0.04354 221 165 35 21
459 Yes, I'm sure. I saw it in a book. 1.3484 0.04111 221 160 45 16
460 I don’t believe in traditional gender roles either! 1.3484 0.03969 244 178 47 19
461 What exactly are we trying to accomplish here? 1.3482 0.04264 224 166 38 20
462 Yes, I did eat the magical bean soup. Why do you ask? 1.3480 0.03937 227 162 51 14
463 They say length doesn't matter, but I wanted to play it safe. 1.3480 0.04035 227 164 47 16
464 You sure this is how it's supposed to go? 1.3480 0.03887 227 161 53 13
465 Rapunzel, Rapunzel – let down your hair conditioner. 1.3478 0.04138 230 169 42 19
466 Comb over, comb over, send Rapunzel right over. 1.3478 0.04516 207 155 32 20
467 It's not just about getting rescued from a tower. It's about redefining traditional gender roles in the workplace. 1.3476 0.03962 233 168 49 16
468 Is this supposed to impress me? 1.3471 0.04075 242 179 42 21
469 I find it hard to let my hair down. 1.3471 0.03814 242 173 54 15
470 I'll be first to admit it ; I have a competitive streak. 1.3470 0.04185 219 160 42 17
471 OK, my shoes are off. Can I come in now? 1.3470 0.04185 219 160 42 17
472 Careful - it's a weave. 1.3468 0.03837 248 179 52 17
473 I ate some seeds from a kid named Jack 1.3467 0.03958 225 161 50 14
474 Wanna comb-over to my place? 1.3466 0.04088 251 188 39 24
475 Well it wouldn't make any sense for me to climb up there, would it? 1.3462 0.04120 208 149 46 13
476 Rapunzel,Rapunzel,let down my hair goddamn it 1.3458 0.04011 240 176 45 19
477 Tell me again, how will this subvert the patriarchy? 1.3457 0.04019 243 179 44 20
478 I probably should have just built a ladder. 1.3455 0.04106 246 184 39 23
479 "To hell with this. Why don' t you just use the elevator?" 1.3455 0.04169 220 161 42 17
480 No you. I don't like heights. 1.3455 0.04068 220 159 46 15
481 What do you mean you've gotten used to the place? 1.3453 0.03929 223 159 51 13
482 This combover is going to make me president. 1.3451 0.04185 226 167 40 19
483 I just feel like gender roles are changing. 1.3451 0.03791 226 159 56 11
484 Of course it will hold you...I used Trump hairspray. 1.3450 0.04099 229 168 43 18
485 Maybe next time you could come to my place? 1.3450 0.03957 229 165 49 15
486 Precautions? Sure my darling-- I brought a scrunchie. 1.3448 0.04062 232 170 44 18
487 I'm not sure I get where this relationship is heading. 1.3447 0.03711 264 191 55 18
488 Do you think maybe we've got this upside down? 1.3447 0.04367 206 152 37 17
489 ...I didn't think getting to my polling place would be THIS hard. 1.3445 0.04120 238 177 40 21
490 Sometimes Viagra affects other body parts. 1.3445 0.04163 238 178 38 22
491 Like I said 27 years ago... I have a plan to get you down! 1.3444 0.03910 241 175 49 17
492 I said to myself, if Trump can do it, how hard can it be? 1.3443 0.04088 244 182 40 22
493 Dandruff? You're worried about dandruff? 1.3441 0.03886 247 180 49 18
494 Could you take a little off the top? 1.3440 0.04194 218 160 41 17
495 You can reject the patriarchy and stay up there, or embrace the hair gel and slide on down. 1.3439 0.04103 221 161 44 16
496 No, I have not seen "There's Something about Mary". Why do you ask. 1.3439 0.04153 221 162 42 17
497 Is this another one of your hair-raising schemes? 1.3439 0.03898 221 157 52 12
498 Easy, it’s an extension. 1.3439 0.03862 253 185 49 19
499 It started as a comb over. 1.3438 0.04210 224 166 39 19
500 I’m pretty sure, it’s the other way around. 1.3438 0.04065 224 163 45 16
501 And the carpet matches the drapes, if you know what I mean. 1.3436 0.03953 259 193 43 23
502 Tie a square knot with yours and I'll be right up! 1.3433 0.03954 233 169 48 16
503 It is I, Sir Excess of Rogain! 1.3432 0.04186 236 177 37 22
504 "I promise I won't let you down." 1.3432 0.04099 236 175 41 20
505 Up the down hairpiece. 1.3430 0.03983 242 178 45 19
506 Rapunzel, why don't you come down for a change? 1.3427 0.03915 248 182 47 19
507 I like that we don't adhere to traditional roles. 1.3426 0.04115 216 157 44 15
508 Geez Rapunzel if you tie it up there and slide, who’s going to untie it? 1.3425 0.04177 219 161 41 17
509 Soooo....how's this going to work again? 1.3422 0.04050 225 164 45 16
510 I'm the lock expert you requested. 1.3421 0.04200 228 170 38 20
511 Tie it to something! 1.3420 0.04023 231 169 45 17
512 I actually identify as a ladder. 1.3420 0.04161 231 172 39 20
513 I thought maybe we could go out for a change. 1.3419 0.04078 234 173 42 19
514 Well, what do you expect for a plan B? 1.3418 0.03860 237 171 51 15
515 Just an inch off the top 1.3417 0.04005 240 177 44 19
516 I was going to sell it to a wig maker and buy a ladder, but yeah, your idea could work too. 1.3415 0.04018 246 183 42 21
517 It’s ok...you can do it...I used a lot of hairspray! 1.3415 0.03806 246 178 52 16
518 To hell with your fairytale gender norms, I'm letting MY hair up! 1.3415 0.03935 246 181 46 19
519 I'm not falling for this! 1.3412 0.04126 211 153 44 14
520 I AM JUST GLAD TO SEE YOU 1.3412 0.03876 255 188 47 20
521 Aren’t you going to invite me up? 1.3412 0.03672 255 183 57 15
522 I thought we could go out for a change. 1.3411 0.04346 214 160 35 19
523 I'm thinking braid, or maybe a bun. 1.3407 0.04034 226 165 45 16
524 I, Sir Pompadour, am here to save you. Slide down. 1.3406 0.04045 229 168 44 17
525 In the village it's called a Trumpé. 1.3406 0.04092 229 169 42 18
526 I have been hoping we can both let our hair down 1.3405 0.04100 232 172 41 19
527 It's okay, gravity hasn't been discovered yet. 1.3404 0.04063 235 174 42 19
528 Yes, I know Dr. Freud would love this. 1.3404 0.03926 235 171 48 16
529 Trust me. 1.3403 0.03892 238 173 49 16
530 Just a bit off the top. 1.3403 0.03800 238 171 53 14
531 I'll take a foot off the end and throw in some highlights 1.3402 0.03955 244 180 45 19
532 We must assess the gravity of the situation. 1.3402 0.03781 244 176 53 15
533 That isn’t a beanstalk and I’m not Jack. 1.3399 0.04015 253 190 40 23
534 You’re just a big tease 1.3398 0.04019 206 147 48 11
535 Role reversal is therapeutic, sweetie - it's just not pragmatic right now. 1.3396 0.04110 212 154 44 14
536 I just think we should avoid outdated gender roles. 1.3395 0.04016 215 155 47 13
537 My barber has done it the same for 20 years. Shorter on the sides and leave it long on top. 1.3395 0.03962 215 154 49 12
538 Scroll down 1.3394 0.04095 221 162 43 16
539 Now show me yours. 1.3394 0.04145 221 163 41 17
540 Listen, I have more than met you half way here. 1.3392 0.03921 227 164 49 14
541 Come on Rapunzel, let down my hair! 1.3390 0.04048 236 175 42 19
542 Hmmm I don’t know. I think we should re-read the book. 1.3388 0.03768 245 177 53 15
543 Rapunzel, Rapunzel let down my hair. 1.3385 0.03730 257 187 53 17
544 Rapunzel, I think we screwed this up. 1.3382 0.04331 204 151 37 16
545 Sorry, are we doing this backwards? 1.3378 0.04030 222 162 45 15
546 I held up my end now you hold up yours. 1.3378 0.03892 225 162 50 13
547 Methinks the aphrodisiac is to blame 1.3377 0.04100 228 169 41 18
548 Pull me up! My dad wants me to join the crusades. 1.3377 0.04147 228 170 39 19
549 Yes, I did use a bit of product. 1.3377 0.04004 228 167 45 16
550 Yes, yes; tie it to the bedpost, slide down, and, and...foh! Tarry a minute and let me think this out. 1.3376 0.03742 234 167 55 12
551 Mousse. Lots and lots of mousse. 1.3376 0.03838 234 169 51 14
552 No no, the combover looks great, but I'm busy tonight. 1.3376 0.04159 234 176 37 21
553 But you told me you liked it when I wore my hair up. 1.3376 0.03805 237 171 52 14
554 Before you cut my hair off, let's be sure these slippers fit. 1.3374 0.03831 243 177 50 16
555 I told you on our first date that I'm very competitive. 1.3373 0.03810 249 182 50 17
556 You should see it when it's fully erect. 1.3373 0.03977 249 186 42 21
557 I hope this works, or I just wasted a ton of money on hair gel. 1.3370 0.03688 273 201 52 20
558 This isn't working, Rapunzel. Let down my hair. 1.3365 0.04434 211 160 31 20
559 Want to tie the knot? 1.3364 0.04244 217 162 37 18
560 This might be the shortest fairy tale ever. 1.3364 0.04244 217 162 37 18
561 It only works if I’m up there and you’re down here. 1.3364 0.04153 220 163 40 17
562 It's a little known version by the other brother Grimm. 1.3364 0.03948 220 159 48 13
563 I am the Earl of Pompadour, at your service 1.3364 0.04203 220 164 38 18
564 I think there's been a mix up, my tickets were for Cinderella. 1.3364 0.04103 220 162 42 16
565 It’s a compound of Brylcreem & Viagra. Hop on, slide down; the pleasure’s all mine! 1.3363 0.04310 226 172 32 22
566 Ha! I bet you’re not laughing at my combover now. 1.3362 0.04271 232 177 32 23
567 The ends justify the means m'lady. 1.3361 0.04019 238 177 42 19
568 Somehow, I don't think this is going to work. 1.3359 0.03777 256 188 50 18
569 Yes, I am Rapunzels brother. Why do you ask? 1.3351 0.04422 194 144 35 15
570 Who’s Newton? 1.3349 0.04251 209 155 38 16
571 Rewrite! 1.3348 0.03963 227 166 46 15
572 This works better if we reverse places 1.3348 0.03892 233 170 48 15
573 The instructions were in Old English but I think this is right. 1.3346 0.03712 254 185 53 16
574 Donald taught me how. 1.3346 0.03916 254 190 43 21
575 Leznupar, let up your hair. 1.3333 0.03891 237 174 47 16
576 I'm here for the hairway to heaven. 1.3333 0.03990 240 179 42 19
577 Could you at least meet me half way? 1.3333 0.04265 204 151 38 15
578 Hair me up, Scotty. 1.3333 0.04191 231 175 35 21
579 It took over 20 gallons of gel, but now you can slide down. 1.3333 0.03798 237 172 51 14
580 Look, I understand that we're trying to challenge gender roles here, but I just don't think gravity is on our side on this one. 1.3333 0.04131 225 168 39 18
581 Do these shoes make me look fat? 1.3333 0.04244 240 185 30 25
582 My Rogaine is your gain, my fair lady! 1.3333 0.03812 240 175 50 15
583 I said you should COME over! 1.3333 0.03844 237 173 49 15
584 Hey, fifteen years to grow this. The least you can do is give it a shot 1.3333 0.04082 225 167 41 17
585 Rumpletrumpskin 1.3333 0.03972 234 173 44 17
586 Rupunzel! Rupunzel! Slide down my pomade. 1.3333 0.04046 246 186 38 22
587 'Tis a man bun, my lady. 1.3333 0.03948 228 167 46 15
588 It's over, Fred. You voted Republican. 1.3333 0.04366 228 176 28 24
589 We've got to get our stories straight or no one will believe us. 1.3333 0.04082 225 167 41 17
590 Pull! 1.3333 0.03960 231 170 45 16
591 Go ahead and slide down, I moussed it 1.3333 0.03792 246 180 50 16
592 What do you mean you don't love me?! It took me twenty-three years to grow this. 1.3320 0.03675 253 184 54 15
593 They're plugs . . so don't pull. 1.3320 0.03601 247 177 58 12
594 Wherefore art thou Comb-meo? 1.3320 0.03721 244 177 53 14
595 This seemed much easier in my head. 1.3320 0.03811 244 179 49 16
596 'IT"S CALLED THE TRUMPIAN COMB" 1.3319 0.04185 238 182 33 23
597 I'm tired of always climbing up...you slide down for once! 1.3319 0.03689 238 171 55 12
598 I think you should try coming over to my house for a change. 1.3319 0.03957 235 174 44 17
599 Of course I love you, but are we sure about the science here? 1.3319 0.03946 232 171 45 16
600 I'm thinking of running for president. 1.3319 0.03982 229 169 44 16
601 Don’t we have this backwards? 1.3319 0.04018 226 167 43 16
602 They weren’t kidding when they said ‘a little dab will do you.’” 1.3319 0.04163 226 170 37 19
603 I just didn't want to grow a part. 1.3318 0.04106 223 166 40 17
604 Maybe we should switch places? 1.3318 0.03992 220 161 45 14
605 Pull me up, so I can rescue you! 1.3318 0.03976 217 158 46 13
606 Trust me, it's no fairy tale out here. 1.3318 0.04068 214 157 43 14
607 Stop teasing my hair! 1.3306 0.03936 248 186 42 20
608 Trust me, your situation's not that Grimm. 1.3305 0.03908 239 177 45 17
609 Now pull. 1.3305 0.04033 236 177 40 19
610 You can rappel can’t you Rapunzel? 1.3305 0.03850 236 173 48 15
611 Yes, if you let down your hair, I could climb up to get to you, but then what? 1.3304 0.03905 227 166 47 14
612 Just a few inches off the top, basically whatever you can reach. 1.3303 0.04129 221 165 39 17
613 I am excited to see you! 1.3303 0.04219 218 164 36 18
614 I'm telling you, the hairspray will hold. 1.3302 0.03998 215 157 45 13
615 Your profile picture looked different. 1.3302 0.04037 212 155 44 13
616 Please don't tell anyone it's a comb-over. 1.3301 0.04187 209 155 39 15
617 I've had a hard time reaching you. 1.3301 0.04076 209 153 43 13
618 It isn’t normally like this. It must be the humidity. 1.3300 0.04099 203 148 43 12
619 Now just pull me up and we can live happily ever after! 1.3293 0.03666 249 181 54 14
620 I think the pills worked! 1.3292 0.03817 243 179 48 16
621 This can’t be right. 1.3292 0.03804 240 176 49 15
622 I washed my hair with Viagra. 1.3291 0.04150 237 181 34 22
623 Do we really have time to discuss the Freudian implications of this whole scenario? 1.3291 0.04010 234 175 41 18
624 From what I've read, I think we've got this backwards. 1.3291 0.04100 234 177 37 20
625 I’m just saying, it’d be nice to not always be the one doing the climbing. 1.3289 0.04084 228 171 39 18
626 I completely agree with your point about gender roles, but I still think this would have worked better the other way around. 1.3289 0.03890 228 167 47 14
627 I feel like we are splitting hairs here 1.3289 0.04084 228 171 39 18
628 I wanted to comb over tonight. 1.3288 0.04013 222 164 43 15
629 Sorry Rapunzel, you'll have to lift me up again. I grabbed your shoes, not mine ! 1.3288 0.03910 222 162 47 13
630 I think this would be easier if we switched places. 1.3288 0.04013 222 164 43 15
631 Make up your mind. Am I going up or are you coming down? 1.3288 0.04051 219 162 42 15
632 I am sorry darling - Viagra works differently on different people. 1.3288 0.04153 219 164 38 17
633 Wow, is there anything that coconut oil can't do? 1.3286 0.04129 213 158 40 15
634 Rapunzel! Rapunzel! Let down your tea tree and coconut oil infused, sulfate- and paraben-free shampoo! 1.3281 0.03876 253 190 43 20
635 Oh yeah there’s definitely gum in here 1.3281 0.03668 253 185 53 15
636 Anything's a ladder with enough hairspray. 1.3279 0.03815 247 183 47 17
637 I thought you wanted to eliminate gender bias 1.3279 0.03934 244 183 42 19
638 I didn't expect courtship to be such a hair-raising experience. 1.3277 0.03823 238 175 48 15
639 Of course I'm serious. I spent a fortune on hair spray. 1.3275 0.03925 229 169 45 15
640 Wait. I think we're doing this wrong. 1.3275 0.03776 229 166 51 12
641 I'm your 2 o'clock appointment" 1.3275 0.03776 229 166 51 12
642 There's gel in it. Just slide down. 1.3275 0.04021 229 171 41 17
643 Call me a purist, but this one reason why I hate fan fiction. 1.3274 0.04155 226 171 36 19
644 If you'd been living out here you'd know why I want to be pulled up! 1.3273 0.04035 220 163 42 15
645 Well, if you think THIS is strange, wait till you see the cartoonist's take on 'Rumpelstiltskin'. 1.3272 0.04021 217 160 43 14
646 It's an updoo. 1.3269 0.03799 260 195 45 20
647 Sorry about my hair, I recently switched over to "Jack's Magic Beans" shampoo. 1.3267 0.03728 251 185 50 16
648 We only have four hours until I have to call a doctor. 1.3266 0.03845 248 185 45 18
649 Pull, dammit. 1.3266 0.03626 248 180 55 13
650 Fairy Tales 2018 Edition: Reversing the Gender Roles 1.3266 0.03887 248 186 43 19
651 Now can you appreciate my man-bun? 1.3265 0.03790 245 181 48 16
652 Don't worry; it'll hold! I use the same hairspray as Trump! 1.3264 0.04124 242 186 33 23
653 It's a magic comb over. Jump on and slide on down. 1.3264 0.03822 242 179 47 16
654 I'm not just the president of Hair Club for Men, I'm also a client. 1.3263 0.04070 236 179 37 20
655 Doth not devotion outweigheth poor planning? 1.3261 0.03959 230 171 43 16
656 How is your idea any different? 1.3260 0.03995 227 169 42 16
657 Try to remember, Prince. You take the Viagra. I use the Minoxidil. 1.3258 0.04219 221 168 34 19
658 That's quite a cowlick you've got there. 1.3258 0.04120 221 166 38 17
659 Let’s rethink this... 1.3254 0.03951 209 152 46 11
660 The label says strong hold 1.3253 0.03915 249 188 41 20
661 They call it a "Cowlick". 1.3251 0.03853 243 181 45 17
662 You're sure it works both ways? 1.3250 0.03796 240 177 48 15
663 This could be our last meeting - I'm out of hair gel. 1.3250 0.03887 240 179 44 17
664 When you go high, I go low 1.3249 0.04185 237 183 31 23
665 Oh shoot, you were supposed to go first 1.3248 0.03956 234 175 42 17
666 and you said my manbun was useless 1.3248 0.03717 234 170 52 12
667 A little off the top please 1.3246 0.03931 228 169 44 15
668 Are those new extensions or are you just really happy to see me? 1.3246 0.03882 228 168 46 14
669 Rapunzel, still think we don't have anything in common? 1.3244 0.03917 225 166 45 14
670 So, is it a gray? 1.3244 0.03967 225 167 43 15
671 So if I lose the comb-over, then you’ll come down? 1.3243 0.03901 222 163 46 13
672 I changed my mind... pull me up instead! 1.3242 0.03756 256 191 47 18
673 I didn’t say I was troubled by a bad cough. I said by a “bad coif!” 1.3241 0.03660 253 186 52 15
674 You’re living in a fairy tale if you think I have the upper body strength for this. 1.3241 0.03745 253 188 48 17
675 Climb down, or pull me up. Works either way. 1.3241 0.03919 216 158 46 12
676 No No, don't slide, Rapunz, rappel, rappel. 1.3237 0.04005 241 183 38 20
677 This is such a lose lose situation. 1.3237 0.03783 241 178 48 15
678 It seems the product I got over the internet for that...uhh...little problem of mine has a side effect... 1.3235 0.03996 238 180 39 19
679 You could just jump. 1.3234 0.03987 235 177 40 18
680 Hurry, my love. The Aqua Net won't hold forever. 1.3234 0.03800 235 173 48 14
681 OK , that works too. 1.3234 0.03848 235 174 46 15
682 I think this'll work better if you let your hair down instead. 1.3233 0.03634 232 167 55 10
683 I thought I'd let my hair up for a change. 1.3231 0.03817 229 168 48 13
684 My Lady, I don't think the gravity of our situation will be enough. 1.3231 0.04200 229 176 32 21
685 It’s safe to come down. I used five bottles of hair gel. 1.3231 0.03716 229 166 52 11
686 Careful! It's not mine. 1.3231 0.03817 229 168 48 13
687 I've been climbing your hair all week, how about you meet me halfway? 1.3230 0.04001 226 169 41 16
688 Just take a little off the top, please. 1.3229 0.04088 223 168 38 17
689 They really seemed confident role reversal would help us. 1.3229 0.03886 223 164 46 13
690 Don't worry, I used maximum hold. 1.3227 0.04077 220 165 39 16
691 I’m afraid of heights, so I thought maybe you could come down instead. 1.3226 0.03903 217 159 46 12
692 how about YOU ask ME out? 1.3224 0.03884 214 156 47 11
693 I can't plant the magic beans. I ate them. 1.3223 0.03903 242 182 42 18
694 Best comb-over ever! 1.3223 0.03859 242 181 44 17
695 I think we got this bass ackwards. 1.3222 0.04112 239 184 33 22
696 It looked so easy in the infomercial. 1.3221 0.03898 208 151 47 10
697 It's the same gel that Trump uses. 1.3220 0.03834 236 175 46 15
698 You said you wanted me to meet you halfway...' 1.3220 0.03541 236 169 58 9
699 Don't worry, it's "extreme hold". 1.3220 0.03927 236 177 42 17
700 I thought you said, "Can you hair me." 1.3220 0.03881 236 176 44 16
701 Ok, now jump... 1.3220 0.03834 236 175 46 15
702 Not too much off the top. 1.3220 0.03739 236 173 50 13
703 I know. I can't do a thing with it either. 1.3218 0.04034 202 148 43 11
704 Well, do you want to be rescued or wait for a prince without dandruff? 1.3217 0.03998 230 173 40 17
705 Keep scrolling! Eventually you'll get to the good part. 1.3216 0.03882 255 194 40 21
706 I had a Translator read the story to me. 1.3214 0.04023 224 168 40 16
707 I told you we should have gone with the ladder option. 1.3214 0.03708 252 187 49 16
708 If you see a gray one, be a dear and pull it out. 1.3214 0.04023 224 168 40 16
709 Sign there to indicate that you've reviewed the Perms & Conditions. 1.3214 0.03923 224 166 44 14
710 What do you mean I can't come up? 1.3214 0.03973 224 167 42 15
711 It's now or never. The kingdom is out of hairspray. 1.3213 0.04161 221 168 35 18
712 I don't care what you read in a fairy tale, this isn't going to work! 1.3210 0.03618 243 177 54 12
713 "Rapunzel, Rapunzel, throw down your Nair™. 1.3208 0.03879 240 180 43 17
714 Okay, now pull me up. Unless you can think of a better idea. 1.3208 0.03904 212 155 46 11
715 There's a metaphor in this somewhere. 1.3207 0.03677 237 173 52 12
716 I agree, but in a post-truth world a lot of things don't seem exactly right. 1.3207 0.03867 237 177 44 16
717 Mind if I comb over? 1.3207 0.03867 237 177 44 16
718 I was thinking about our situation, and then suddenly - BAM! Right off the top of my head, it came to me. 1.3206 0.04168 209 157 37 15
719 Never mind the split ends; my ROOTS are strong, just pull me up. 1.3205 0.03658 234 170 53 11
720 Are you sure this is how the fairy tale goes? 1.3205 0.03853 234 174 45 15
721 Right, now just slowly climb down. 1.3205 0.03948 234 176 41 17
722 Toupee, or not toupee? 1.3205 0.04085 234 179 35 20
723 Is that 50 gallons of hair spray or are you just glad to see me? 1.3203 0.03983 231 174 40 17
724 I'm all about bucking gender roles, but how's this supposed to work? 1.3203 0.03789 231 170 48 13
725 Slide down, I used plenty of gel. 1.3202 0.04020 228 172 39 17
726 My unruly hair had kept love way out of reach. Then I tried Rapun-gel! 1.3202 0.03971 228 171 41 16
727 Rapunzel, my love, I'm trying a different approach. 1.3202 0.03922 228 170 43 15
728 So if you could just take a little off the top. 1.3202 0.03779 253 190 45 18
729 Come to think of it, Wig World may have sent "The Beanstalk," not "The Rapunzel." 1.3198 0.03712 247 183 49 15
730 Foreget whose hair is suppose to do what and just slide down. 1.3198 0.03943 222 165 43 14
731 You know, I think let down is gonna read better than lift up” 1.3198 0.03943 222 165 43 14
732 Rapunzel, I think reverse engineering is not going to work 1.3197 0.03832 244 183 44 17
733 I see where you are going with this, but it's not going to have a happy fairytale ending. 1.3196 0.03980 219 163 42 14
734 I am not sure if I mentioned this in my profile. 1.3196 0.03873 219 161 46 12
735 I don't care what your therapist told you, this roll-reversal idea just isn't going to work. 1.3195 0.03820 241 180 45 16
736 Pull me back up! These aren’t my running shoes. 1.3193 0.03807 238 177 46 15
737 Try tying it off to the radiator, then slide down. 1.3193 0.03853 238 178 44 16
738 I said, "pick the lock" not "pick a lock." 1.3193 0.03664 238 174 52 12
739 How many Viagra did you take?? 1.3192 0.04164 213 161 36 16
740 Even taller with my shoes ON. 1.3192 0.03945 213 157 44 12
741 Can't we just cuddle and talk like a normal couple? 1.3192 0.04001 213 158 42 13
742 Just tie it to the table and push the table down the stairs. 1.3191 0.03839 235 175 45 15
743 I’m not really sure how this helps you. 1.3190 0.03921 232 174 42 16
744 A comb-over by definition is over the top. 1.3190 0.03825 232 172 46 14
745 That's not entirely fair -- "Step Two" was confusingly written. 1.3190 0.03968 232 175 40 17
746 It's surprising what you can conceal beneath a beret. 1.3188 0.03956 229 172 41 16
747 We can't go on like this. I'm getting a haircut. 1.3188 0.03908 229 171 43 15
748 Go ahead it’s extra-hold. 1.3188 0.03908 229 171 43 15
749 I thought we could try a role reversal this time around? 1.3187 0.03582 251 184 54 13
750 Please, stop teasing me. 1.3182 0.03626 264 197 50 17
751 w What kind of hair-brained scheme is this? 1.3180 0.03885 239 180 42 17
752 It started as a comb-over. What's your story? 1.3180 0.03746 239 177 48 14
753 It's OK, all we have to do is change places. 1.3180 0.03885 239 180 42 17
754 The body! The texture...and not a single split-end! 1.3180 0.04002 217 162 41 14
755 Is that you hair, or are you excited to see me? 1.3178 0.04054 236 181 35 20
756 Like my ends, I'm afraid we must split. 1.3178 0.03872 236 177 43 16
757 Occupational Health and Safety now recommend sliding down rather than climbing up 1.3178 0.04200 214 163 34 17
758 I think I have this fairy tale thing backwards. 1.3175 0.03910 211 155 45 11
759 Something just doesn't seem quite right. 1.3175 0.03700 252 188 48 16
760 Donald, Donald, send up your hair, So I might descend the Trump Tower stair. 1.3174 0.04037 230 175 37 18
761 Perfect! You mixed the concrete in with your shampoo, just like I told you! 1.3172 0.03878 227 169 44 14
762 This is lousing up the storyline. 1.3171 0.03805 246 185 44 17
763 Not too hard! They're extensions. 1.3170 0.04113 224 171 35 18
764 You and your stupid fairy tales. Just pull! 1.3170 0.03913 224 167 43 14
765 I don’t think this is getting us anywhere. 1.3167 0.04102 221 168 36 17
766 One day, I will run for president. 1.3167 0.04152 221 169 34 18
767 It really works! I got out of Scientology this way! 1.3167 0.04152 221 169 34 18
768 I think we've got this backwards, Leznupar! 1.3166 0.03588 259 192 52 15
769 Wait, wait! Let's think this through a little. 1.3165 0.03768 218 159 49 10
770 Stop teasing me! 1.3165 0.03717 237 175 49 13
771 I use a coconut oil leave in treatment, you'll slide right down. 1.3162 0.03892 234 176 42 16
772 Think of our heirs! 1.3160 0.04224 212 162 33 17
773 A magic formula given to me by Sir Rogaine. Why do you ask? 1.3160 0.03730 231 170 49 12
774 If this relationship is going to work, we're going to have to go in a different direction. 1.3160 0.03803 250 189 43 18
775 Thanks for finding my shoes. There also might be a wallet and some keys. 1.3158 0.03913 228 171 42 15
776 Have you seen "There's something about Mary"? OK, good. 1.3156 0.03824 244 184 43 17
777 Rapunzel . It won't work this way. 1.3156 0.03868 244 185 41 18
778 I used Trump's hair gel. You'll be fine. 1.3154 0.03818 260 199 40 21
779 I think I'll wait for someone who knows which way is up. 1.3152 0.03729 257 194 45 18
780 Toupee or not toupee? That is the question. 1.3151 0.03890 238 180 41 17
781 Are you aware of the gravity of yours situation? 1.3151 0.03980 238 182 37 19
782 Only medievials still wear man buns. 1.3151 0.03970 219 164 41 14
783 You had better slide down soon. After all, you know what they say - "Hair today, gone tomorrow." 1.3149 0.03971 235 179 38 18
784 Really? You could tell it's a comb over? 1.3148 0.04061 216 163 38 15
785 Maybe you can't see it from up there, but the shoe is not on the other foot. I took them both off. 1.3148 0.03899 216 160 44 12
786 I combed in Gorilla Glue. Slide on down. 1.3146 0.04046 213 160 39 14
787 Prince Cowlick … I’m so lucky it is you that happened by! 1.3145 0.03822 248 188 42 18
788 Leznupar, Leznupar, I'm sending up my hair. 1.3144 0.04043 229 175 36 18
789 It started out as a harmless comb over, but then it turned on me. 1.3144 0.03996 229 174 38 17
790 You can't let me win anything, can you? 1.3143 0.04085 210 158 38 14
791 I grow it long for exactly this kind of situation. 1.3143 0.04141 210 159 36 15
792 When I said I'd trade places with you, this isn't exactly what I meant. 1.3142 0.03984 226 171 39 16
793 I thought your dating profile said you were into role reversal. 1.3142 0.03729 226 166 49 11
794 It's all about the gel. 1.3142 0.03934 226 170 41 15
795 Up is now down, Rapunzel. 1.3142 0.03934 226 170 41 15
796 Funny you should ask... Yes, I do use product. 1.3140 0.03660 242 179 50 13
797 No, this is a bad idea. Why don't you just let go and stay put? 1.3136 0.04160 220 169 33 18
798 Or, if it makes you queasy, you could take the elevator. 1.3136 0.03902 220 164 43 13
799 Are you sure it's extra hold? 1.3134 0.04200 217 167 32 18
800 Rapunzel Rapunzel, slide down my hair 1.3133 0.03898 233 176 41 16
801 You could pull me up, or I could pull you down. 1.3133 0.03703 233 172 49 12
802 Now you tell my there's a door around back. 1.3133 0.03722 249 187 46 16
803 Do you see any grey? 1.3131 0.04030 214 161 39 14
804 To be honest, I prefer bald men. 1.3130 0.03981 230 175 38 17
805 I have a reverse Rapunzel complex that defies both logic and gravity. 1.3130 0.03884 230 173 42 15
806 Clearly a hair raising incident. 1.3130 0.03753 246 185 45 16
807 Damn! The cartoonist really screwed up on this one! What the hell is going on at the New Yorker? 1.3130 0.03753 262 200 42 20
808 Halt! Who goes hair? 1.3128 0.03919 227 171 41 15
809 I told you my man bun would come in handy. 1.3128 0.03968 227 172 39 16
810 You're not Cinderella? 1.3128 0.04017 227 173 37 17
811 What do you mean there's someone else? 1.3125 0.04109 208 157 37 14
812 Rapunzel, there must be an easier way to do this. 1.3125 0.04055 224 171 36 17
813 Somehow, we have to reverse-engineer this. 1.3125 0.03581 240 176 53 11
814 Do I tell him that even from up here the combover isn't convincing? 1.3122 0.03987 237 182 36 19
815 Rapunzel had a younger sister, Edith......who was slow and the source of much family embarrassment. 1.3120 0.03836 234 176 43 15
816 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, wilt thou believe in the hairway to Steven! 1.3120 0.03977 234 179 37 18
817 Just slide, it’s gelled! 1.3119 0.04250 202 154 33 15
818 would it be easier if i just walk up? 1.3117 0.03466 247 180 57 10
819 Uh-oh darling, I see a gray. 1.3117 0.03740 247 186 45 16
820 Fair maiden, ‘tis me, Sir Rogaine, at your service 1.3115 0.03726 244 183 46 15
821 Let's split before the ends do. 1.3115 0.03771 244 184 44 16
822 Let go of your gender stereotypes and just tie my hair to something. 1.3114 0.03701 228 168 49 11
823 Technically it is ear hair, but when I comb it properly you'd never know. 1.3112 0.03848 241 183 41 17
824 I use the same hairspray as Trump 1.3112 0.03893 241 184 39 18
825 There's just enough product to get you down. 1.3112 0.03664 241 179 49 13
826 Leznupar! Leznupar! Tel nwod ruoy riah! 1.3112 0.04024 241 187 33 21
827 Good catch! 1.3111 0.03785 225 167 46 12
828 Hi, The name is Raypunzal. 1.3109 0.03927 238 182 38 18
829 Hop on quick. This hair gel won't last all day. 1.3108 0.03976 222 168 39 15
830 Can’t I take the stairs. 1.3108 0.04077 222 170 35 17
831 I understand that long hair ropes are no longer women’s work and hope my progressive compliance impressed you. But logistically, couldn’t one of us equally capable people have built a ladder months ago? Sorry if that came off as mansplaining. 1.3106 0.04053 235 182 33 20
832 I guess what they say is true, life's not like the fairy tales. 1.3106 0.03611 264 199 48 17
833 Can I be on top for once? 1.3105 0.04217 219 170 30 19
834 This could only happen in a fairy tale. 1.3105 0.03683 248 186 47 15
835 I'm not sure about a happy ending. Looks more like a split ending to me." 1.3103 0.03598 261 196 49 16
836 My love, you make my feet swell, and my hair stand on end. 1.3103 0.03855 232 175 42 15
837 Am i coming down or you are coming up? 1.3102 0.03622 245 182 50 13
838 Last I heard, this is supposed to be the other way around. 1.3102 0.03528 245 180 54 11
839 Are you sure it’s supposed to work like this? 1.3102 0.03622 245 182 50 13
840 Could you arrange it like Trump's? 1.3102 0.03932 245 189 36 20
841 Rapunzel, let down your hair conditioner. 1.3102 0.03776 216 159 47 10
842 Listen, I really like you, and you're going to find out anyway. It's a rug. 1.3100 0.03938 229 174 39 16
843 Just FYI, I took a lot of flack for that man-bun. 1.3100 0.03790 229 171 45 13
844 Do you have an extra scrunchy? 1.3099 0.03835 242 184 41 17
845 I guess I'll just wait for you to mullet over. 1.3099 0.03835 242 184 41 17
846 How do I do it ??? I use the same Hair Spray as Donald Trump, but without the Orange Color 1.3098 0.03739 255 194 43 18
847 So who's being sexist now? 1.3097 0.03874 226 170 42 14
848 I pray thee, chide me not! T'is true though, I must concede; It seems the apothecary has added some aphrodisiac to my dandelion and rosemary shampoo. 1.3097 0.03925 226 171 40 15
849 What do you mean you don't want to come down anymore? I guess this was a harebrained idea. Get it? 'Hair'-brained... Because I grew my– Ow. That hurts. Ow! No more puns, I swear! Rapunzel, Rapunzel! Let down my hair!" 1.3097 0.03823 226 169 44 13
850 Now it's my turn to be the princess! 1.3097 0.03925 226 171 40 15
851 I'm running late-Rapunzel, can you please let down my hair? 1.3096 0.03776 239 180 44 15
852 You see? I told you we had lots in common! 1.3096 0.03776 239 180 44 15
853 OK I’ve shown you mine, now let me see yours 1.3094 0.03599 265 200 48 17
854 I think I can fit you in next Tuesday. 1.3094 0.03960 223 169 39 15
855 Let’s not split hairs. 1.3094 0.04011 223 170 37 16
856 You think MY idea's lame? 1.3093 0.03512 236 172 55 9
857 The stylist said it would make me look taller... 1.3093 0.03563 236 173 53 10
858 Darling, I could never bear to part. 1.3092 0.03758 249 189 43 17
859 I swear, I'm not overcompensating! 1.3090 0.03793 233 175 44 14
860 It's gender-bending, I know, but this is the 12th century! 1.3090 0.03889 233 177 40 16
861 Trust me, really 1.3090 0.03889 233 177 40 16
862 By God, this is the worst case of static I've ever seen! 1.3090 0.03841 233 176 42 15
863 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let my hair down!! 1.3089 0.03700 246 185 46 15
864 Hold real tight, Rapunzel, and I'll climb up my hair. 1.3089 0.03614 259 195 48 16
865 Rapunzel, I’ve comb-over for you. 1.3087 0.03875 230 174 41 15
866 The bottle just said "volumizing"... 1.3087 0.03622 230 169 51 10
867 Seriously, this makes way more sense. 1.3087 0.03674 230 170 49 11
868 Okay Rapunzel, it's either hair today or I'm gone tomorrow! 1.3087 0.03875 230 174 41 15
869 Who are you to judge? 1.3086 0.03731 243 183 45 15
870 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, you’re let down by my long hair? 1.3086 0.03639 243 181 49 13
871 I don't care how much hair gel you used, I'm not sliding down it. 1.3084 0.04020 214 162 38 14
872 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your gender norms. 1.3084 0.03909 214 160 42 12
873 I JUST RUBBED IT WITH VIAGRA. 1.3083 0.03899 240 184 38 18
874 It’s a two-way street, babe. 1.3083 0.03899 240 184 38 18
875 I’m not only the hair club President. I’m also the King. 1.3081 0.04222 211 163 31 17
876 I'm meeting you more than half-way. 1.3080 0.03842 224 168 43 13
877 My hair dresser calls it "The Trumpian Twister" and it doubles as a slippery slope when necessary. Please slide down with caution. 1.3080 0.03945 224 170 39 15
878 Pull me back up. I’ve so had enough of reality. 1.3080 0.03933 237 182 37 18
879 Trust me, I read about this in a book somewhere. 1.3080 0.03794 237 179 43 15
880 Great concept. Lousy physics. 1.3080 0.03650 237 176 49 12
881 You've got to be kidding, I've been planning this for years. 1.3077 0.03551 247 183 52 12
882 Yes, fine, it's like a hair-boner. Now hurry and get down on it! 1.3077 0.03904 247 191 36 20
883 What's a ladder ? 1.3077 0.03930 221 167 40 14
884 Go ahead, pull me up. 1.3074 0.03718 244 184 45 15
885 This is a hair-raising situation. 1.3074 0.03957 231 177 37 17
886 No!! You pull ME up!! It’s crazy out here!! 1.3071 0.03702 241 181 46 14
887 I'm thinking frosted tips, but I'd consider dreadlocks. 1.3071 0.03885 241 185 38 18
888 I was waiting for a good hair day 1.3071 0.03929 241 186 36 19
889 I have an egalitarian point of view. You climb down this time, I will climb up next time. 1.3070 0.03638 228 168 50 10
890 I think you need to stop questioning the plan. 1.3070 0.03895 228 173 40 15
891 I used 73 jars of gel. You can just climb on and slide down. 1.3068 0.03816 251 193 39 19
892 Has this happened with all the princes you've been with? 1.3067 0.03685 238 178 47 13
893 It's not you. It's me. 1.3067 0.03827 238 181 41 16
894 Ok, maybe it was a hair-brained idea... 1.3067 0.03930 225 171 39 15
895 I spun it from straw polls. 1.3066 0.04151 212 163 33 16
896 Honey, let's just try to make it work." 1.3065 0.03675 248 187 46 15
897 This really hurts. Are you sure there's no door around back? 1.3064 0.03566 235 173 52 10
898 I spent a fortune on Rogaine to save you. 1.3063 0.03862 222 167 42 13
899 Aqua Net; why do you ask? 1.3063 0.03862 222 167 42 13
900 This isn't how it goes in the story. 1.3063 0.03966 222 169 38 15
901 OK, but then how do we get down? 1.3063 0.03755 222 165 46 11
902 I used a new product called Trump Hair Starch. 1.3062 0.04301 209 163 28 18
903 I always did prefer a man with a good head of hair. 1.3062 0.03849 209 155 44 10
904 I thought you'd appreciate the role reversal. 1.3059 0.03732 219 162 47 10
905 Maybe we should see if this glass slipper fits first? 1.3059 0.04055 219 168 35 16
906 I don't care what they write. Just pull me up! 1.3058 0.03735 242 183 44 15
907 Why, yes, I am Lord Pompadour, how did you guess? 1.3057 0.03978 229 176 36 17
908 Not for lack of time, but I didn't really think this through. 1.3057 0.03880 229 174 40 15
909 Next time at my tower? 1.3056 0.04094 216 166 34 16
910 I'm sorry, it's one of the side effects. 1.3056 0.03676 252 191 45 16
911 Jump !! It’s wrapped around a bungee cord. 1.3054 0.03993 239 186 33 20
912 Hair brained ? How could you say that ! 1.3053 0.03864 226 171 41 14
913 Careful with the updo - I’d like to get at least two days out of it. 1.3053 0.03761 226 169 45 12
914 You need to do something about your split ends. 1.3052 0.03835 249 192 38 19
915 It’s 2018, I can be who I want 1.3052 0.04025 213 162 37 14
916 No... I'm here to save YOU. 1.3052 0.03680 213 156 49 8
917 I calleth it the maxi-mullet. 1.3051 0.03846 236 180 40 16
918 Of course I use product. 1.3051 0.03799 236 179 42 15
919 Want to come over to my place for a change? 1.3049 0.04001 223 171 36 16
920 If we can get someone to turn this magazine upside-down, you can climb up my hair and into my arms. Otherwise, Rapunzel, I’d say we’re screwed. 1.3047 0.04020 233 181 33 19
921 This is not how I thought this would go 1.3047 0.03734 233 175 45 13
922 Dear Rapunzel, we are about to shift the paradigm. 1.3045 0.03604 220 161 51 8
923 And none of the men in the family show signs of baldness. 1.3045 0.03718 220 163 47 10
924 I think I'll go now. We just have too much in common. 1.3045 0.03718 220 163 47 10
925 Hair Suitor 1.3045 0.03722 243 184 44 15
926 Of course it's a weave." 1.3045 0.03676 243 183 46 14
927 If you help me fix it, I can run for President 1.3043 0.03748 253 194 41 18
928 I don't know why but this just doesn't feel right! 1.3043 0.03766 230 173 44 13
929 This is the best I can do, Melania. 1.3043 0.04104 230 180 30 20
930 No, it's actually my good hair day. 1.3042 0.03706 240 181 45 14
931 Your hair was a let down. 1.3042 0.03845 240 184 39 17
932 We could explore the masculine/feminine axis of this kind of turnaround or you could just toss me the key. 1.3041 0.03917 217 164 40 13
933 So you're saying that my man-bun has been a waste of time? 1.3037 0.04009 214 163 37 14
934 Maybe try the door again...? 1.3037 0.03898 214 161 41 12
935 I thought it said to use a cupful of Rogaine; it actually said to use a capful. 1.3037 0.03841 214 160 43 11
936 Comb-overs are a family tradition. 1.3036 0.03588 247 185 49 13
937 I’m from Uber. 1.3036 0.03896 247 192 35 20
938 Too much mousse? 1.3036 0.03588 247 185 49 13
939 Do you think it's too long for a man bun? 1.3036 0.03935 224 171 38 15
940 Maybe I shouldn't have eaten those three magic beans. 1.3036 0.03935 224 171 38 15
941 I think the hair spray did the trick. 1.3036 0.03832 224 169 42 13
942 No, No, I'm Rapunzel! 1.3035 0.03749 201 147 47 7
943 Dyslexic? Me? Why do you ask? 1.3034 0.03865 234 179 39 16
944 I can come up if you can't come down 1.3034 0.03671 234 175 47 12
945 Let’s watch that YouTube video again. 1.3034 0.03959 234 181 35 18
946 I told you it was real! 1.3033 0.03843 244 188 38 18
947 No, I'm not saying you can't do it. It's just, maybe we're taking this whole 'reversing gender roles' thing a bit too far." 1.3033 0.03886 244 189 36 19
948 Pull me back up! It’s the 2018 midterms! 1.3031 0.03777 254 196 39 19
949 Talk about a hair raising experience. 1.3030 0.03714 264 204 40 20
950 No, I'm Donald's brother. 1.3030 0.03947 231 178 36 17
951 I guess I overdid it with the Viagra 1.3030 0.03714 264 204 40 20
952 'I come from the Kingdom of Miracle Grow.' 1.3029 0.03693 241 182 45 14
953 Comb-over, m'lady! 1.3028 0.03503 251 187 52 12
954 This ain't no fairy tale honey. Just grab hold, shimmy on down and let's get the hell out of here. 1.3028 0.03548 251 188 50 13
955 Medievaldating.com said we were an 87% match. 1.3028 0.03902 218 165 40 13
956 I popped a fistful of Rogaine and Viagra . . . soooo, I have something else to show you when you get down. 1.3026 0.03934 228 175 37 16
957 Don’t let your barber take off more than this much. 1.3026 0.03885 228 174 39 15
958 No, I'm NOT just one-upping you! 1.3026 0.03784 228 172 43 13
959 Rapunzel, honey, I think we've got this thing backwards. 1.3026 0.04031 228 177 33 18
960 Forget coming down for living happily ever after! Just pull me up and we'll stay in our ivory tower, and never hear a word about Trump again! 1.3025 0.04043 238 187 30 21
961 I know times are hard right now, but I promise you one day we'll be able to afford a rope. 1.3022 0.03712 225 168 46 11
962 When I said we weren’t using my hair, I thought you’d bring a ladder. 1.3021 0.03755 235 178 43 14
963 Hey stupid, the King is longing for an heir, not for someone with long hair. 1.3021 0.03898 235 181 37 17
964 I'm not the just president of the Hair Club, I'm also a client 1.3021 0.03851 235 180 39 16
965 Rapunzel, Rapunzel Let down your hair dryer. 1.3021 0.03657 235 176 47 12
966 I figured it’s the least I could do for gender equality. 1.3020 0.03696 245 186 44 15
967 No, no, it’s supposed to be “RAPUNZEL, let down your hair!” 1.3020 0.03681 255 195 43 17
968 Really Rapunzel? Can't we just TRY it my way? 1.3018 0.03798 222 167 43 12
969 I don't think it works that way. 1.3017 0.03788 232 176 42 14
970 M’lady, ‘tis usually kempt, in a knight bun. 1.3017 0.03836 232 177 40 15
971 Going to a ball tonight, so just a little off the top. 1.3017 0.03738 232 175 44 13
972 Donald! 1.3017 0.03885 232 178 38 16
973 Don’t worry! I used super-hold gel. 1.3017 0.03738 232 175 44 13
974 Don't make it look like a comb-over. 1.3017 0.04026 232 181 32 19
975 Now, HOW exactly is this gonna work ??? 1.3017 0.03726 242 184 43 15
976 And then, Baron, Rapunzel cried, "Donald! Donald! Let up your hair!" 1.3017 0.03772 242 185 41 16
977 Love is in the hair 1.3015 0.03652 262 201 43 18
978 I knew I shouldn’t have read the abridged version of this tale. 1.3014 0.04070 209 160 35 14
979 Just take care of the scraggly ends for now, I have a battle at 2. 1.3013 0.03614 239 179 48 12
980 You expect me to wrap this into a "man bun?" 1.3013 0.03804 239 183 40 16
981 Too much product? 1.3013 0.03940 239 186 34 19
982 I think we misunderstood... 1.3013 0.03516 239 177 52 10
983 I used enough gel so you can slide down. 1.3009 0.03698 226 169 46 11
984 Its a pompadour. 1.3009 0.03751 226 170 44 12
985 Pretty good for a comb over, right? 1.3008 0.03789 236 180 41 15
986 Take about an inch off the ends. 1.3008 0.03545 246 184 50 12
987 We ALWAYS go to my place. 1.3008 0.03751 256 198 39 19
988 Did I use too much product? 1.3008 0.03453 256 191 53 12
989 So, are we going up or down? 1.3005 0.03971 203 153 39 11
990 For christsake Raz, just hang on tight, and slide down. 1.3005 0.04151 203 156 33 14
991 Take the stairs, it’s only a medium hold gel. 1.3005 0.03845 213 160 42 11
992 Come on down...I used all the hairspray in the kingdom. 1.3004 0.03724 233 176 44 13
993 Not clear on the concept. 1.3004 0.04057 233 183 30 20
994 Leznuper, Leznuper, let up your hair 1.3004 0.03965 233 181 34 18
995 I might have gone a bit overboard on the up-do. 1.3004 0.03573 243 182 49 12
996 Rapunzel, honey, I thought we discussed this. 1.3004 0.03803 243 187 39 17
997 If you won’t lower your hair, at least lower your standards.” 1.3000 0.03817 220 166 42 12
998 Let's hope the hairspray holds. 1.3000 0.03650 240 181 46 13
999 But, if you pull me up, how do we both get down? 1.3000 0.03881 240 186 36 18
1000 Oh. Well, what DID you mean by Role Reversal? 1.3000 0.03871 220 167 40 13
1001 I'm trying to pull my own weight in this relationship. 1.2996 0.03579 247 186 48 13
1002 Now, pull me up. 1.2996 0.03714 247 189 42 16
1003 I’m donating it to “Princesses Stuck in Towers.” 1.2996 0.03869 237 183 37 17
1004 YES it is real, just pull! 1.2996 0.03737 227 171 44 12
1005 Usually, I'm on top. 1.2996 0.03684 227 170 46 11
1006 Now you see why it took 7 years. 1.2995 0.03961 217 166 37 14
1007 I think that we got the story wrong! 1.2995 0.03739 217 162 45 10
1008 You should see my pubes. 1.2992 0.03706 264 205 39 20
1009 I realize now it's more of a Dippity-Don't Do. 1.2991 0.03808 234 179 40 15
1010 Hairagra. 1.2991 0.04042 234 184 30 20
1011 I think is better if you jump, these are extensions 1.2991 0.03976 224 173 35 16
1012 Trust me, the gel will hold. 1.2991 0.03874 224 171 39 14
1013 You want me to pull you up? 1.2988 0.03494 251 188 51 12
1014 You haven't read much Newtonian physics, have you? 1.2988 0.03776 241 185 40 16
1015 Please climb down, babe. It won't be in style that much longer. 1.2986 0.03865 211 159 41 11
1016 Lather, rinse, and repeat. What’s yours? 1.2984 0.03567 248 187 48 13
1017 Forget Prince -- I'm going to be President someday. 1.2984 0.03745 248 191 40 17
1018 The name’s Trump. Donald Trump. 1.2983 0.03946 238 186 33 19
1019 I'm hair for you. 1.2983 0.03762 238 182 41 15
1020 Rapunzel, let MY hair down!! 1.2983 0.03809 238 183 39 16
1021 you said 'comb over' 1.2983 0.03946 238 186 33 19
1022 Sir Isaac may have discovered gravity, but I’ve discovered static electricity, m’lady! 1.2982 0.03670 228 171 46 11
1023 Pull me up 1.2982 0.03774 228 173 42 13
1024 But I thought you believed in role reversal! 1.2982 0.03925 228 176 36 16
1025 Now I see why you were supposed to be the one with long hair. 1.2982 0.03891 218 166 39 13
1026 What the hell, mom! 1.2982 0.04154 218 171 29 18
1027 How do I get back up? 1.2982 0.04103 218 170 31 17
1028 See, your mother is totally wrong, we have soooo much in common. 1.2980 0.03544 255 193 48 14
1029 Something's not right. 1.2980 0.03641 245 186 45 14
1030 I can’t do a thing with it, but maybe you can 1.2979 0.03647 235 177 46 12
1031 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair products. 1.2979 0.03746 235 179 42 14
1032 It gets hard when you fondle it. 1.2979 0.03746 235 179 42 14
1033 Are you sure this is how Trump does it? 1.2979 0.03935 235 183 34 18
1034 Talk about a reversal of roles! 1.2978 0.03701 225 169 45 11
1035 Just HOW MUCH longer?? 1.2977 0.03871 215 163 40 12
1036 Maybe we should try it my way. 1.2976 0.03571 252 191 47 14
1037 Yes, I am the Prince of Mullett! 1.2975 0.03624 242 183 46 13
1038 Of course it’s gone grey. I’ve been growing it for you for 35 years. 1.2975 0.03576 242 182 48 12
1039 Well, you know, they're always looking for a new spin on an old story. 1.2972 0.03688 249 191 42 16
1040 If you see a gray one, could you pull it out? 1.2971 0.03605 239 180 47 12
1041 I'm the hair -apparent to the throne 1.2971 0.03605 239 180 47 12
1042 I thought I was Rapunzel 1.2969 0.03810 229 175 40 14
1043 Sliding down should be easy, but landing might be a bit awkward. 1.2969 0.03760 229 174 42 13
1044 Dandruff? I defy physics out of love for you and the only thing you say is that I have dandruff? 1.2969 0.03760 229 174 42 13
1045 Years from now it'll be all about your hair, not mine! 1.2969 0.03550 229 170 50 9
1046 Not your best idea, Rapunzel. 1.2969 0.03575 256 195 46 15
1047 I'm not here for you, I just really wanted to know what conditioner you used. 1.2968 0.04086 219 171 31 17
1048 No! No! Not that one! Just the long grey one... the really long grey one in the middle. David B. Smith Miami Beach, Florida 1.2968 0.03929 219 168 37 14
1049 Man up. 1.2967 0.03392 246 182 55 9
1050 My manbun's come undone! 1.2966 0.03732 236 180 42 14
1051 Yes, the cake with the file inside is there. Keep looking. 1.2966 0.03780 236 181 40 15
1052 Uncle Albert says gravity is just a curvature in spacetime. 1.2966 0.03780 236 181 40 15
1053 Rapunzel, don't climb down! I just thought of a reason why this won't work. 1.2966 0.03780 236 181 40 15
1054 It’s gel, slide down. 1.2966 0.03551 263 201 46 16
1055 I just had it done...they call it a new twist on an old classic. 1.2965 0.03895 226 174 37 15
1056 It was your idea to role-play! 1.2963 0.03704 243 186 42 15
1057 Rapunzel, the problem is not the prenup, it's the non-compete clause. 1.2963 0.04073 216 168 32 16
1058 Don't worry, this Presidential hair product comes with its own alternative gravity. 1.2961 0.03664 233 176 45 12
1059 We need to rethink our strategy here. 1.2961 0.03764 233 178 41 14
1060 And just think, everyone told me that I should cut my mullet. 1.2961 0.03812 233 179 39 15
1061 How can you let a few loose ends come between us? 1.2961 0.04040 206 158 35 13
1062 Comb-over, not climb-over! 1.2960 0.03878 223 171 38 14
1063 I pray thee ask yourself if you believe in me or Mr. Newton. 1.2960 0.03719 223 168 44 11
1064 Can you pull me up? It's scary out here. 1.2958 0.03592 240 181 47 12
1065 Quick! Before the wind changes! 1.2958 0.03827 240 186 37 17
1066 Just keep looking. The Wi-Fi password’s in there somewhere. 1.2958 0.03734 240 184 41 15
1067 Curses , I think I'm in the wrong cartoon. 1.2958 0.03891 213 162 39 12
1068 I'm all for gender role reversal, but I'm not sure if this one is going to work. 1.2958 0.04003 213 164 35 14
1069 Wow, me too! 1.2955 0.03750 247 191 39 17
1070 I’m running for President. 1.2955 0.03879 247 194 33 20
1071 Oh, come on. What good is a safe word if you can never remember it? 1.2955 0.03914 220 169 37 14
1072 Just a trim, I'm concerned about the split ends. 1.2954 0.03766 237 182 40 15
1073 Rapunzel -- you're such a tease. 1.2954 0.03718 237 181 42 14
1074 If I'm Repunzel, who are you? 1.2953 0.03458 254 191 51 12
1075 Come on! Let's not split hairs over this. 1.2952 0.03880 227 175 37 15
1076 Is this really the time to be commenting on my split ends? 1.2952 0.03673 227 171 45 11
1077 I can't quite make out the proclamation, but it reads, " Hair to the Throne?" 1.2952 0.03880 227 175 37 15
1078 Wait, there's something wrong with this picture! 1.2951 0.03736 244 188 40 16
1079 Just a few more inches Mr Trump and your comb over will be back to normal. 1.2950 0.04358 200 158 25 17
1080 Try standing on your head. 1.2949 0.03798 234 180 39 15
1081 Hair ya go. 1.2949 0.03798 234 180 39 15
1082 I'm not only the Hair Club Prince, but I'm also a client. 1.2949 0.03798 234 180 39 15
1083 Relax, it's not a competition. Yours is nice too. 1.2948 0.03438 251 188 52 11
1084 I can't figure it out either. 1.2946 0.03966 224 174 34 16
1085 Please tell me these aren't extensions. 1.2946 0.03863 224 172 38 14
1086 I told you I'm a feminist! 1.2946 0.03915 224 173 36 15
1087 The mane thing is ..... mother says I'll never be able to support you. 1.2946 0.03721 241 185 41 15
1088 Shall I come up, then? 1.2946 0.03721 241 185 41 15
1089 As you can see, this was supposed to be my tower. 1.2944 0.03987 214 165 35 14
1090 .nwod no emoc ,leznupaR 1.2944 0.04149 214 168 29 17
1091 Can you tell me again how this works? 1.2944 0.03732 231 176 42 13
1092 I got the idea while watching a press conference" 1.2943 0.03487 265 202 48 15
1093 I'm going to suggest we rethink this whole thing. 1.2941 0.03752 238 183 40 15
1094 Your letting me down. 1.2941 0.03608 238 180 46 12
1095 Leznupar, Leznupar, raise up your hair! 1.2941 0.03705 238 182 42 14
1096 Read your contract. This is not how the story goes! 1.2941 0.03705 238 182 42 14
1097 Wait a minute. Don’t we have this backward? 1.2941 0.03951 221 171 35 15
1098 I think there’s enough hair gel now... so you can just slide down. 1.2941 0.03799 238 184 38 16
1099 Don't pull too hard. Some of them are extensions. 1.2941 0.03791 221 168 41 12
1100 We can talk about my split ends later, let's just go! 1.2939 0.03677 245 188 42 15
1101 How could this relationship work if I wasn't willing to meet you halfway? 1.2938 0.03911 211 161 38 12
1102 Rapunzel, the way you follow directions is pretty Grimm. 1.2938 0.04081 211 164 32 15
1103 It's OK, I've got your shoes! 1.2937 0.03562 252 192 46 14
1104 Just trim a few feet off - the Prince and I are over and I don't want him thinking he can just climb back into my life. 1.2936 0.03587 235 177 47 11
1105 These gender neutral fairy tales do leave some plot holes. 1.2936 0.03736 235 180 41 14
1106 Rapunzel, take hold my golden man bun, that I may climb to your safe place 1.2934 0.03799 242 188 37 17
1107 Why don'y I just take the stairs? 1.2934 0.03754 242 187 39 16
1108 You're right, parting IS such sweet sorrow! 1.2931 0.03667 232 176 44 12
1109 Lice? 1.2931 0.03817 232 179 38 15
1110 You were right. Looking up to a woman in higher office is electrifying AND hair-raising. 1.2931 0.03817 232 179 38 15
1111 The tech guys assured me this would work. 1.2929 0.03595 239 181 46 12
1112 Rupuntzel, Repuntsel, let go of my hair! 1.2929 0.03643 239 182 44 13
1113 What the hell good is this going to do me? 1.2929 0.03877 239 187 34 18
1114 It was truly a hair-raising adventure 1.2928 0.03776 222 169 41 12
1115 Well, maybe I can just go get a ladder for you. 1.2927 0.03382 246 183 54 9
1116 My witch kept me in a pit. 1.2926 0.03948 229 179 33 17
1117 You know, Rapunzel, you're the only one who ever gets me so excited as this! 1.2926 0.03646 229 173 45 11
1118 Getting to you continues to be a hair raising experience. 1.2925 0.03680 253 196 40 17
1119 The man bun was so 2017. 1.2924 0.03624 236 179 45 12
1120 I'm your brother Denzel. Pull me up. 1.2924 0.03865 236 184 35 17
1121 I use the same hair stuff as Trump; climb on down. 1.2922 0.03918 219 169 36 14
1122 I spent a fortune on product to make it do this, so stop complaining and slide down. 1.2922 0.03810 219 167 40 12
1123 Rapunzeversal 1.2922 0.04075 219 172 30 17
1124 Yes, you have lice. 1.2922 0.03971 219 170 34 15
1125 I'm pretty sure this is supposed to be the other way around." 1.2922 0.03505 243 183 49 11
1126 Romantic, perhaps, but a sturdy ladder would have sufficed. 1.2921 0.04025 202 155 35 12
1127 It’s not stiff enough. 1.2921 0.04085 202 156 33 13
1128 Climb down. I used lots of hair spray. 1.2920 0.03984 226 177 32 17
1129 I accept walk-ins, but I charge by the foot. 1.2920 0.03666 250 193 41 16
1130 How's your upper body strength? 1.2920 0.03487 250 189 49 12
1131 Everybody laughed at my comb-over; but I knew it would come in handy one day, my love. 1.2920 0.03440 250 188 51 11
1132 The soothsayer says the style will be famous in 2016. 1.2919 0.03932 209 160 37 12
1133 I find societally-defined gender roles to be excessively confining. 1.2918 0.03654 233 177 44 12
1134 Is that a volumizing styling clay, or are you just happy to see me? 1.2918 0.03851 233 181 36 16
1135 I joined the Hair Club for Princes. 1.2917 0.03955 216 167 35 14
1136 Do you SEE those split ends? I am the one that needs rescuing. 1.2917 0.04115 216 170 29 17
1137 I like the idea of role reversals, but you’re going to need more gel. 1.2917 0.03483 240 180 50 10
1138 Hurry down before the frizz sets in. 1.2917 0.03900 216 166 37 13
1139 I've heard of role reversal, but this is ridiculous. 1.2915 0.03784 247 193 36 18
1140 Ironically, my name is Bob. 1.2915 0.03868 223 172 37 14
1141 But you said you wanted me to be more like you! 1.2915 0.03868 223 172 37 14
1142 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, do you do highlights? 1.2915 0.03815 223 171 39 13
1143 Don't think of it as breaking both your legs, think of it as shattering gender stereotypes. 1.2913 0.03579 230 173 47 10
1144 At least it's not a man bun. 1.2913 0.03885 230 179 35 16
1145 I just thought this way we could avoid that whole gender stereotypes thing. 1.2913 0.03684 230 175 43 12
1146 Much like your ends, I think it's time we split. 1.2913 0.03735 230 176 41 13
1147 C'mon, just pull me up! 1.2913 0.03684 230 175 43 12
1148 I think we did something backwards. 1.2912 0.03387 261 197 52 12
1149 The Combover: both attractive AND practical. 1.2911 0.03756 237 183 39 15
1150 Repunzel, Repunzel, let down your traditional gender roles! 1.2911 0.03936 213 164 36 13
1151 I'm from the government and I'm here to help. 1.2910 0.03816 244 191 35 18
1152 Honestly, I'm not mansplaining. 1.2909 0.03393 275 210 50 15
1153 Your such a tease! 1.2909 0.03795 220 168 40 12
1154 This doesn't feel right... 1.2906 0.03884 203 154 39 10
1155 I'm here to make the Kingdom great again. 1.2906 0.03739 234 180 40 14
1156 You found a nit? Is that all you have to say? 1.2906 0.03884 234 183 34 17
1157 Do we have to discuss my split ends right now? 1.2905 0.03617 241 184 44 13
1158 I am not wigging out. 1.2905 0.03758 241 187 38 16
1159 Don't worry. It said it'll have a long lasting hold. 1.2905 0.03758 241 187 38 16
1160 The stylist said it was 'a new take on an old classic'. 1.2905 0.03758 241 187 38 16
1161 Well, yes, you could yank me up, instead. 1.2905 0.03664 241 185 42 14
1162 You said you liked it long 1.2903 0.03501 248 188 48 12
1163 A little off the top and sides. 1.2903 0.03939 217 168 35 14
1164 How much mousse did you use? 1.2902 0.03853 224 173 37 14
1165 Thou love defies gravity 1.2902 0.03583 224 168 47 9
1166 But I thought you supported defying gender norms. 1.2900 0.03870 231 180 35 16
1167 Just hold my hair and jump. I used the shampoo that puts extra bounce in your hair. 1.2900 0.03984 200 153 36 11
1168 It portends what awaits you should you choose to slide down. 1.2899 0.03597 238 181 45 12
1169 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, climb down my comb-over! 1.2899 0.03742 238 184 39 15
1170 Of course I can't damned well climb up it! 1.2898 0.03528 245 186 47 12
1171 ...so I thought to myself, if I hear 'let your hair down' one more time... 1.2898 0.03758 245 191 37 17
1172 Is it too late to change places? 1.2897 0.03597 252 194 43 15
1173 Shoot. We still have the gravity problem. 1.2896 0.03887 221 171 36 14
1174 Gender Equality: now your turn to do the work. Pull me up! 1.2896 0.04093 221 175 28 18
1175 Rapunzel, Rapunzel I think we've got this all wrong so just jump and I'll catch you. 1.2895 0.03753 228 175 40 13
1176 Are you coming down or not? 1.2894 0.03726 235 181 40 14
1177 Something about this seems bass-akward... 1.2893 0.03604 242 185 44 13
1178 Easy - it took a whole cauldron of gel. 1.2893 0.03458 242 182 50 10
1179 Oh geez... I'm suppose to rescue you with YOUR long hair?" 1.2893 0.03698 242 187 40 15
1180 swing me again! 1.2892 0.03714 249 194 38 17
1181 I know you said you had a comb over, but really? 1.2891 0.04013 211 164 33 14
1182 I like what you’ve done - sober wench in the front; medieval faire in the back. 1.2891 0.03381 256 193 52 11
1183 Well? Can’t you pull me up? 1.2890 0.03643 218 164 45 9
1184 It might work better if you were down here and I was up there 1.2890 0.03813 218 167 39 12
1185 Wait - you lather, rinse, AND repeat?! 1.2890 0.03758 218 166 41 11
1186 Please, let go. 1.2890 0.04081 218 172 29 17
1187 Ever wake up and feel like you're in a fractured fairy tale? 1.2889 0.03838 225 174 37 14
1188 I don't think you really Googled this right. 1.2888 0.03605 232 176 45 11
1189 That's not how this works, Steve! 1.2887 0.03633 239 183 43 13
1190 I don't want you to think I'm using you for your hair. 1.2886 0.03371 246 184 53 9
1191 The king's gone mad. Pull me up! 1.2885 0.03518 260 200 45 15
1192 Wait..how is this supposed to work now? 1.2884 0.03674 215 162 44 9
1193 I just don't think this is a stable enough foundation for a relationship. 1.2883 0.03976 222 174 32 16
1194 It feels better when I'm on top. 1.2882 0.03790 229 177 38 14
1195 Let’s drag you up by your hair for a change 1.2882 0.03790 229 177 38 14
1196 Wait a minute – you’re going to pull me up? 1.2881 0.03663 236 181 42 13
1197 Okay Miss Prisoner. Do you have a better idea? 1.2881 0.03563 236 179 46 11
1198 Just a little off the ends... 1.2881 0.03591 243 186 44 13
1199 Are you sure this is how it worked in the YouTube video? 1.2878 0.04033 205 159 33 13
1200 This is becoming a hair raising experience, but who am I to talk? 1.2877 0.03766 212 161 41 10
1201 Wait, you have this backwards! 1.2877 0.03571 219 164 47 8
1202 Rapunzel? The script says Delilah. Did he draw me in the wrong panel again? 1.2877 0.03960 219 171 33 15
1203 You misunderstand, I asked to see your heir-line 1.2876 0.03974 226 178 31 17
1204 I dunno. Pull me up? 1.2876 0.03693 233 179 41 13
1205 I always felt the other way just perpetrated gender stereotypes. 1.2875 0.03762 240 187 37 16
1206 Good catch! Now, lift with your legs. 1.2875 0.03522 240 182 47 11
1207 The script says “let DOWN your hair!” 1.2874 0.03573 254 196 43 15
1208 I'll just remind you that you first laughed at my man-bun. 1.2871 0.03978 209 162 34 13
1209 Something's not right here. 1.2870 0.03718 216 164 42 10
1210 Just a couple inches off the top, I’m growing it out right now. 1.2870 0.03832 216 166 38 12
1211 After I finished, I realized he was Trump's stylist. 1.2870 0.03943 216 168 34 14
1212 Okay, your turn. 1.2870 0.03673 230 176 42 12
1213 If you pull me up, you can then use my hair to climb down, but then I'll be stuck in the tower! 1.2869 0.03840 237 186 34 17
1214 The therapist said we should try to empathize more. 1.2869 0.03649 237 182 42 13
1215 Of course it stays stiff. What are you thinking? 1.2869 0.03550 237 180 46 11
1216 Manbunzel, Manbunzel, please wash your hair! 1.2868 0.03487 272 211 44 17
1217 I’d go to any length for you! 1.2864 0.03896 206 158 37 11
1218 You know the recommended time between haircuts is three to six weeks, right? 1.2864 0.03896 206 158 37 11
1219 Hairy up! 1.2864 0.03809 213 163 39 11
1220 OK now... you said you’d toss me yours if I tossed you mine 1.2864 0.03980 213 166 33 14
1221 I thought you can slide down instead. I am not much of a climber. 1.2864 0.03783 220 169 39 12
1222 Are you sure this is the only way up? 1.2864 0.03672 220 167 43 10
1223 Tie it off and climb down. And bring a scissor. 1.2863 0.03597 227 172 45 10
1224 What do you mean I make your issues all about me? 1.2863 0.03597 227 172 45 10
1225 Go ahead. I used tons of hair spray. 1.2863 0.03474 234 176 49 9
1226 What a letdown! 1.2863 0.03826 234 183 35 16
1227 Whoops! I think your man bun has come undone. 1.2863 0.03654 241 186 41 14
1228 I use a lot of product. 1.2863 0.03410 241 181 51 9
1229 You'll be fine—I used hemp shampoo. 1.2863 0.03428 255 194 49 12
1230 Have you considered a man bun? 1.2857 0.03684 238 184 40 14
1231 If you want to live happily ever after, you gotta start pulling. 1.2857 0.03518 245 187 46 12
1232 No, no....don't come down. I'm coming up. You have the rent controlled apartment. 1.2857 0.03539 266 207 42 17
1233 I’ve just always had a problem with the gender-role confines of fairy tales. 1.2857 0.03736 224 172 40 12
1234 Dearest Rapunzel, what we've got here is failure to communicate. 1.2857 0.04045 224 178 28 18
1235 Allow me to explain. Your hair needs to be at least this long. 1.2857 0.03587 238 182 44 12
1236 This is what equality looks like. 1.2857 0.03841 224 174 36 14
1237 Will you help me fix my man bun? 1.2857 0.04087 217 172 28 17
1238 Yes, I did have beans for dinner at Jack's last night. How did you know?' 1.2857 0.03789 224 173 38 13
1239 Can you French braid it? 1.2857 0.03607 231 176 44 11
1240 Why should this detail always be the woman’s responsibility? 1.2857 0.03518 245 187 46 12
1241 It's like an emergency exit on an airplane: just slide down. 1.2857 0.03587 238 182 44 12
1242 It's my new pill, climb down and find out what else it can do. 1.2851 0.03894 228 179 33 16
1243 I can't take the politics any longer. Please pull me up. 1.2851 0.03584 228 173 45 10
1244 Be gentle, they're extensions." 1.2851 0.03474 228 171 49 8
1245 Don't worry, the gel will hold! 1.2851 0.03690 228 175 41 12
1246 Let's go to my place tonight. 1.2851 0.03876 221 172 35 14
1247 Because I want to be on top for once. 1.2850 0.03880 207 159 37 11
1248 I said "Get a bottle of Rogaine, not "Take a bottle of Rogaine.' 1.2846 0.03576 253 196 42 15
1249 Thanks for waiting. 1.2845 0.03719 239 186 38 15
1250 I thought I would try a different strategy 1.2845 0.03474 239 181 48 10
1251 Honestly this is more repelling than rappelling. 1.2845 0.03812 239 188 34 17
1252 Yeah, there's more product than usual. If you don't like it take the stairs! 1.2845 0.03623 239 184 42 13
1253 Clearly you have been a Trump supporter for quite some time. 1.2845 0.03845 232 182 34 16
1254 So you see Rapunzel, I thought if we put our heads together we could find a way to get you out of that tower. 1.2845 0.03435 232 174 50 8
1255 I moussed it for you. 1.2845 0.03747 232 180 38 14
1256 I think we need to use your hair 1.2844 0.03721 225 173 40 12
1257 I'm going to try cutting back on the Rogaine a bit. 1.2844 0.04018 218 172 30 16
1258 Trust me, it's the stiffest gel in the kingdom. 1.2844 0.03911 218 170 34 14
1259 Fairy tale. Hairy tale. Does it really matter? 1.2840 0.03579 257 200 41 16
1260 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down my comb over. 1.2840 0.03449 257 197 47 13
1261 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, grab hold my hair so that you may slide down my gel-slicked stair. 1.2840 0.03675 243 189 39 15
1262 Now lift. 1.2840 0.03284 243 181 55 7
1263 Recently, literary scholars uncovered a first draft of the Rapunzel narrative. Its significance for future interpretations remains unclear. 1.2840 0.03436 243 184 49 10
1264 I Trumpenized my hair so it's safe to slide down. 1.2839 0.03845 236 186 33 17
1265 I think this fairytale is vertically challenged. 1.2839 0.03701 236 183 39 14
1266 Actually no, I am Sir Lance-up-locks." 1.2839 0.03750 236 184 37 15
1267 We Drumpfs know a thing or two about hair. 1.2838 0.04071 229 184 25 20
1268 Be careful! It's my combover. 1.2838 0.03879 229 180 33 16
1269 So now you know its a comb over. 1.2837 0.03662 215 163 43 9
1270 Is this how it's supposed to go ? 1.2836 0.03890 201 154 37 10
1271 Lice check, again? 1.2835 0.03519 254 196 44 14
1272 Wait, is it upload or download? 1.2835 0.03475 254 195 46 13
1273 The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind... 1.2835 0.03519 254 196 44 14
1274 I was thinking your place instead of my parent's basement. 1.2834 0.03540 247 190 44 13
1275 I tried to tell you that it wouldn't work! 1.2833 0.03830 233 183 34 16
1276 We're gonna need more hairspray! 1.2833 0.03529 233 177 46 10
1277 "If you think THAT'S something..." 1.2832 0.03963 226 179 30 17
1278 Hast thou been watching that pole dancing video I sent? 1.2832 0.03863 226 177 34 15
1279 It's the 21st century Rapunzel, give up gender norms! 1.2831 0.04002 219 173 30 16
1280 Milady, I’m afraid our future is up in the air. 1.2831 0.03949 219 172 32 15
1281 With hair like this you may be a Prince but you'll never be President. 1.2830 0.03928 212 165 34 13
1282 Your plight is hair-raising. 1.2829 0.03501 251 193 45 13
1283 You called for a pickup? 1.2828 0.03797 244 193 33 18
1284 Princess, can't you see how far I've comb? 1.2826 0.03814 230 180 35 15
1285 Is this deja vu, or am I in the wrong fairytale? 1.2825 0.03464 269 209 44 16
1286 I think we have this ass-backwards! 1.2825 0.03845 223 174 35 14
1287 And just imagine how great our kid's hair will be! 1.2824 0.03763 216 166 39 11
1288 Sir Issac doesn't know everything! 1.2823 0.03664 248 194 38 16
1289 Haul me up and I’ll save you. 1.2823 0.03664 248 194 38 16
1290 This relationship isn’t working. I feel like I’m doing all the work. 1.2822 0.03873 202 155 37 10
1291 Your ivory tower makes you a poor judge on what is practical here. 1.2822 0.03596 241 186 42 13
1292 Yeah...it IS kind of wild. I ate a magic bean. I'm Jack. Want to get coffee? 1.2822 0.03784 241 190 34 17
1293 No, you're right - considerate troubadour does make more sense than considerable pompadour. 1.2822 0.03738 241 189 36 16
1294 So, how do you want this to go down?” 1.2822 0.03691 241 188 38 15
1295 Force of habit, I suppose, but does it really matter why I brought the hat? 1.2821 0.03767 234 183 36 15
1296 And you’re sure you don’t just want to take the elevator? 1.2821 0.03618 234 180 42 12
1297 It is I, Sir Richard of Dyslexia. 1.2821 0.03718 234 182 38 14
1298 no, that's NOT what gender equality means 1.2819 0.03848 227 178 34 15
1299 Just trim the ends... 1.2819 0.03586 227 173 44 10
1300 I told you it was a bad hair day. 1.2819 0.03640 227 174 42 11
1301 I guess I’m just a little excited to see you again. 1.2819 0.03997 227 181 28 18
1302 I'm going toupée for this. 1.2819 0.03554 259 202 41 16
1303 Is this a ladder in his hair, or is he just glad to see me?” Greg Fukutomi, New York Cit 1.2819 0.03469 259 200 45 14
1304 Repunzle? Repunzle. Let down my hair. 1.2818 0.03880 220 172 34 14
1305 Repugnant, Repugnant, let go my hair! 1.2817 0.03666 252 198 37 17
1306 I hate climbing! 1.2817 0.03797 213 164 38 11
1307 Leznupar , pull up my hair! 1.2817 0.03968 213 167 32 14
1308 Rappelsel, Rapunsel, what's the difference? 1.2816 0.03508 245 188 45 12
1309 The magic hair potion worked, but can you do anything for my split ends? 1.2816 0.03460 245 187 47 11
1310 What do you think, should I grow it out or leave it short like this? 1.2816 0.03648 245 191 39 15
1311 No, the curtains don't match the carpet. 1.2816 0.04062 206 162 30 14
1312 I figured you of all people would appreciate the "up" do. 1.2815 0.03722 238 186 37 15
1313 Melania, I told you not to mess with my hair! 1.2814 0.03699 231 179 39 13
1314 If you can't pull me, at least help me to make a bun." 1.2814 0.03596 231 177 43 11
1315 You've found the keys a decade ago?? 1.2812 0.03670 224 172 41 11
1316 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, throw down your hair-tie! 1.2812 0.03830 224 175 35 14
1317 You said to ask for an up-do! 1.2812 0.03670 224 172 41 11
1318 Last chance! My haircut appointment is in 30 minutes. 1.2812 0.03315 256 194 52 10
1319 Please reconsider letting yours down 1.2811 0.03469 249 191 46 12
1320 I'll rescue you if you promise to tell no one about the comb-over. 1.2811 0.03860 217 169 35 13
1321 You can try but I am not sure the gel will hold. 1.2811 0.03633 217 165 43 9
1322 I don’t mean to split hairs, but there’s no way this will hold! 1.2811 0.03915 217 170 33 14
1323 I think I used too much Rapunz-Gel. 1.2809 0.03519 267 209 41 17
1324 Isn't this move just a hair backwards? 1.2809 0.03503 235 179 46 10
1325 Now is not the time to criticize my split ends. 1.2807 0.03679 228 176 40 12
1326 I didn’t know this is what you meant by “we’ll see how you feel when the shoe is on the other foot.” 1.2807 0.03572 228 174 44 10
1327 Rapunzel, I don’t think this is the way it works. 1.2807 0.03731 228 177 38 13
1328 Pardon me, Your Highness, but you called for the hair force, not the air force! 1.2807 0.03626 228 175 42 11
1329 Come back after you've conditioned 1.2806 0.03292 253 191 53 9
1330 It's business in front, maaaaaajor party in back. 1.2806 0.03477 253 195 45 13
1331 You know we are living in parallel universes, right? 1.2805 0.03645 221 169 42 10
1332 About four hours. Why do you ask? 1.2805 0.03588 221 168 44 9
1333 I just hate to let a good hair day go to waste. 1.2805 0.03864 221 173 34 14
1334 You have no idea how much hair spray I had to use. 1.2805 0.03756 221 171 38 12
1335 So it turns out the magic beans make a passable cassoulet. 1.2805 0.03681 246 193 37 16
1336 Slide down. It’s gelled. 1.2804 0.03362 271 209 48 14
1337 Oh, so you’re more into short-haired guys now? 1.2804 0.03542 214 161 46 7
1338 Let down your conditioner. 1.2803 0.03563 239 184 43 12
1339 It's just like pole vaulting. 1.2803 0.03612 239 185 41 13
1340 I borrowed it from The Donald 1.2802 0.04044 207 163 30 14
1341 Not mine! Yours!! 1.2802 0.03530 232 177 45 10
1342 Somehow, this isn’t how I had envisioned it. 1.2802 0.03583 232 178 43 11
1343 our hair care products will set you free 1.2802 0.03583 232 178 43 11
1344 Would you like a blowout?" "No thanks, just tower dry today. 1.2802 0.03685 232 180 39 13
1345 It's shellacked so you can use it as a slide. 1.2802 0.03527 257 200 42 15
1346 Long hair is such a let-down! 1.2800 0.03763 225 175 37 13
1347 Climb down my comb-over. 1.2800 0.03710 225 174 39 12
1348 What are you waiting for? Help me up. 1.2799 0.03663 268 214 33 21
1349 Leznupar, Leznupar, let up your long hair! 1.2798 0.03845 218 170 35 13
1350 I don't think this is the way this is supposed to work. 1.2798 0.03849 193 147 38 8
1351 I’m sorry if this is such a letdown. 1.2797 0.03834 236 187 32 17
1352 You gotta a problem with comb-overs? 1.2797 0.03691 236 184 38 14
1353 Head & Shoulders ... why? 1.2796 0.03989 211 166 31 14
1354 extra hold hair gel, can't remember the brand, does that matter? 1.2795 0.03374 254 194 49 11
1355 Your turn." 1.2795 0.03665 229 177 40 12
1356 The barber assured me that the hair spray will hold 1.2795 0.03558 229 175 44 10
1357 Hurry! The hair gel will only hold so long. 1.2794 0.03577 247 192 41 14
1358 These CVS receipts are getting ridiculous 1.2794 0.03622 247 193 39 15
1359 Why should you get all the credit every time? 1.2794 0.03483 247 190 45 12
1360 What do you mean ‘split ends’ ! 1.2794 0.03339 247 187 51 9
1361 I don't think this is how feminism works. 1.2792 0.03550 240 185 43 12
1362 Buzzer's broken. 1.2790 0.03517 233 178 45 10
1363 It's like Viagra, but for hair! 1.2790 0.03820 233 184 33 16
1364 So, we'll take off 16 feet, yes?" 1.2790 0.03621 233 180 41 12
1365 I've made a vow not to cut my hair until the invention of ladders. 1.2788 0.03800 226 177 35 14
1366 Would it make it easier to climb down if I added more mousse? 1.2788 0.03695 226 175 39 12
1367 I can't do a thing with it today. 1.2788 0.03642 226 174 41 11
1368 Don't worry, honey, it's safe - I used POTUS's hairspray. 1.2788 0.03748 226 176 37 13
1369 Just jump! I' ll be hair! 1.2788 0.03800 226 177 35 14
1370 ”I use gel, why do you ask 1.2787 0.03413 244 186 48 10
1371 I heard you're into hair. 1.2785 0.03718 219 169 39 11
1372 Now, my turn to play with yours. 1.2785 0.03528 237 182 44 11
1373 So you can wear yours down but I can't do an updo?! 1.2783 0.03702 230 179 38 13
1374 Rappel-Zel. 1.2783 0.03803 230 181 34 15
1375 Not quite sure that's how it works 1.2782 0.03564 248 193 41 14
1376 As soon as the band finishes touring I'll come back for you. 1.2780 0.03781 223 174 36 13
1377 Can you pull me up? 1.2780 0.03672 223 172 40 11
1378 A little mousse, a little spray, and et voila, Ralphpunzel. 1.2780 0.03781 223 174 36 13
1379 What ? Don’t tell you are having another hair raising adventure . 1.2780 0.03681 241 189 37 15
1380 I swear the engagement ring is in there somewhere. 1.2780 0.03634 241 188 39 14
1381 I traded my cow for some magic beans, and look what happened! 1.2778 0.03751 216 167 38 11
1382 Please? I've waited forever for this appointment. 1.2776 0.03545 245 190 42 13
1383 Sorry? You weren’t thinking? Do you have any idea how long it took me to grow this thing? 1.2775 0.03734 227 177 37 13
1384 Rapunzel, you know that Newton and Einstein don't agree on gravity. 1.2775 0.03734 227 177 37 13
1385 I'm here to rescue YOU, Rapunzel. I just haven't worked out all the logistics yet.... 1.2775 0.03574 227 174 43 10
1386 I did not travel all this way for you to judge me. 1.2775 0.03834 209 162 36 11
1387 Eight coats of floor wax. It'll hold you. Just grab on and slide down. 1.2775 0.03952 209 164 32 13
1388 Let's prove them wrong. 1.2773 0.03615 238 185 40 13
1389 I have those new shoes you wanted, but I'm not sure we've thought this through. 1.2773 0.03814 220 172 35 13
1390 I bought hair gel from a guy named Jack. 1.2772 0.04283 202 163 22 17
1391 Rapunzel, rapunzel, pull me up by my hair. 1.2771 0.03412 249 191 47 11
1392 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, slide down my gel. 1.2771 0.03412 249 191 47 11
1393 I know I have split ends, that's really not the problem here 1.2771 0.03505 249 193 43 13
1394 Frankly you should jump instead 1.2771 0.03688 231 180 38 13
1395 What makes you think I’ve been seeing someone else? 1.2771 0.03637 231 179 40 12
1396 Wait! I know this guy, Jack. He can help! 1.2771 0.03368 231 174 50 7
1397 Don’t worry. I used extra-hold. 1.2771 0.03585 231 178 42 11
1398 Wait, so you're saying I didn't have to grow it out?!?!" 1.2771 0.03739 231 181 36 14
1399 Dandruff? I used the five cans of mousse your fairy godmother told me to use and you're not going to slide down because of a little dandruff? 1.2770 0.03842 213 166 35 12
1400 Come down to my place for a change. 1.2769 0.03573 242 188 41 13
1401 I used "extra hold" this time, it'll work! 1.2769 0.03324 242 183 51 8
1402 Everyone laughed when I kept yelling, 'Lock her up!' over and over. Everyone laughed at my ridiculous, wrap-around hair. What did they know? Who's laughing now? 1.2769 0.03668 242 190 37 15
1403 You said you wanted unconventional, dear. 1.2768 0.03547 224 171 44 9
1404 I got a tweet that said to keep combing it forward. 1.2768 0.03766 224 175 36 13
1405 Don't worry. I used extra strength gel. 1.2767 0.03512 253 197 42 14
1406 Knowing you, Rapunzel, has been a hair raising experience.” 1.2766 0.03694 235 184 37 14
1407 I'm gender-binary so I have the quest of the knight in shining armor but the hair of the damsel-in-distress princess. 1.2766 0.03791 235 186 33 16
1408 In light of recent events, I thought it was time for me to pitch in. 1.2766 0.03594 235 182 41 12
1409 Until now, you've been confined by gender roles. 1.2766 0.03694 235 184 37 14
1410 What do you mean, a split end? 1.2766 0.03543 235 181 43 11
1411 M'Lady, doth size really matter? 1.2765 0.03903 217 171 32 14
1412 I wasn't planning on coming up, but now that you mention it... 1.2764 0.03671 246 194 36 16
1413 As tropes go this is all messed up. 1.2763 0.03614 228 176 41 11
1414 Viagra for hair. 1.2763 0.03667 228 177 39 12
1415 Yes, those are definitely split ends. 1.2763 0.03385 257 198 47 12
1416 I swear the carpet doesn't match the drapes. 1.2760 0.04060 221 178 25 18
1417 First, pull me up. Next... no, wait, don’t pull me up. 1.2760 0.03853 221 174 33 14
1418 Slide down, I used Aqua Net! 1.2760 0.03689 221 171 39 11
1419 Perfect! Now just climb down. 1.2760 0.03576 221 169 43 9
1420 Figured it was #myturn. 1.2759 0.03906 203 158 34 11
1421 I don't care how long it is, I'm still not going out with you. 1.2759 0.03571 232 179 42 11
1422 Just a trim 1.2759 0.03674 232 181 38 13
1423 I sure hope we gel. 1.2759 0.03725 232 182 36 14
1424 It's over, hon - I'm switching to a man bun. 1.2757 0.03700 243 192 35 16
1425 The gel was Extra Hold but still be careful. 1.2757 0.03590 214 163 43 8
1426 I'm hair to save you 1.2756 0.03804 225 177 34 14
1427 Ready for a hair-raising adventure? 1.2756 0.03751 225 176 36 13
1428 We're lucky that Parliament hasn't passed the laws of gravity yet. 1.2754 0.03580 236 183 41 12
1429 It's something new called Reverse Engineering. 1.2754 0.03580 236 183 41 12
1430 Pull me up, I'm tired of having to climb. 1.2751 0.03756 229 180 35 14
1431 But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and... your not Juliet--OMG, this is Grimm. 1.2751 0.03492 229 175 45 9
1432 Sir Gelahad at your service, my lady. 1.2751 0.03756 229 180 35 14
1433 Well, thank God it’s not a man bun! 1.2750 0.03684 240 189 36 15
1434 I think you must have me confused with some other princess 1.2749 0.03435 251 194 45 12
1435 You're supposed to let your hair down, not pull mine up, Rapunzel. When will you stop listening to fairy tales on Fox News? 1.2749 0.04143 211 170 24 17
1436 I tried a new straightener but it didn't get rid of my cowlick. 1.2749 0.03976 211 167 30 14
1437 Well, if I had known that, I would've been here MONTHS ago! 1.2747 0.03760 233 184 34 15
1438 How 'bout I ask Jack if we can borrow his beanstalk? 1.2747 0.03609 233 181 40 12
1439 I misread the job description. 1.2747 0.03609 233 181 40 12
1440 What, too much product? 1.2747 0.03452 233 178 46 9
1441 The hard part is getting the hair into this hat. 1.2745 0.03575 255 201 38 16
1442 It’s less exciting but maybe you should take the elevator … 1.2744 0.03431 266 208 43 15
1443 Who knew this would come in handy for the 'Get Out the Vote' campaign? 1.2743 0.03762 237 188 33 16
1444 Rogaine! 1.2743 0.03617 237 185 39 13
1445 Hurry up! The Viagra is wearing off! 1.2743 0.03715 237 187 35 15
1446 Please stop braiding and start lifting. 1.2740 0.03776 208 161 37 10
1447 Yes,with both hands. Trust me-- it's physics! 1.2740 0.03837 208 162 35 11
1448 I could cut here and you'd still be fine 1.2740 0.03762 219 171 36 12
1449 Can you just trim a bit off the ends? 1.2739 0.03479 230 176 45 9
1450 I took Viagra. Slide down quickly! 1.2739 0.03940 230 185 27 18
1451 I have an MFA in Rewriting the Classics. 1.2739 0.03891 230 184 29 17
1452 Gravity? Sounds like another one of your debatable scientific theories. Now are you climbing down here or not? 1.2739 0.03526 241 187 42 12
1453 I knew my comb over would come in handy. 1.2739 0.03623 241 189 38 14
1454 Maybe you should read it again to be sure. 1.2739 0.03575 241 188 40 13
1455 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, please don’t pull on my hair! I have just come from my stylist and it needs special care 1.2738 0.03469 252 196 43 13
1456 What do you mean the engagement is off? 1.2738 0.03329 252 193 49 10
1457 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, Let down my hair! I'm already late for work, and this tower doesn't pay for itself. 1.2738 0.03329 252 193 49 10
1458 Rapunzel! Rapunzel! Let DOWN my long hair! 1.2738 0.03539 263 208 38 17
1459 Slide down and then I’ll trim it. 1.2736 0.03988 201 158 31 12
1460 It's a comb UP, not Over. 1.2736 0.03988 201 158 31 12
1461 Rapunzel! Rapunzel! Repel down my hair! 1.2736 0.03786 212 165 36 11
1462 I said,"Bring me a pony's tail, Not a horses ass". 1.2735 0.03715 223 174 37 12
1463 No, it’s fine - we can use yours. 1.2735 0.03604 223 172 41 10
1464 I feel like we're one of those couples that are stating to look alike 1.2735 0.03544 234 181 42 11
1465 Babe, I swear, it's not this long when it's curly! 1.2734 0.03476 256 200 42 14
1466 It's me not you. 1.2731 0.04069 216 174 25 17
1467 Look here, Rapunzel, this role-reversal thing has gone to far. 1.2731 0.03795 216 169 35 12
1468 My love, your beauty is hair-raising. 1.2731 0.03907 216 171 31 14
1469 Quit looking for split ends and slide down. 1.2731 0.03926 227 182 28 17
1470 It looks weird, but keep an open mind. 1.2731 0.03276 227 170 52 5
1471 The gel should hold. 1.2731 0.03825 227 180 32 15
1472 The dream made so much sense, but I seem to have misremembered it somehow. 1.2731 0.03604 238 186 39 13
1473 First I shampoo with awapuhi and deionized water, then a leave-in conditioner that's rich in amino-acids, then I comb-in a light but firm hold cream wax and finally I brush it aggressively with a Muskrat-bristle brush and, voila! 1.2731 0.03652 238 187 37 14
1474 I knew one day someone would appreciate my cowlick. 1.2731 0.03349 238 181 49 8
1475 ...plus my father is President 1.2731 0.03495 249 194 42 13
1476 I'm starting to think I may be dyslexic. 1.2727 0.03778 231 183 33 15
1477 Comb over or extensions? 1.2727 0.03415 242 186 46 10
1478 That's 6 cans of hair spray. Slide on down for a change. 1.2727 0.03514 242 188 42 12
1479 Now don't get competitive. 1.2727 0.03691 220 171 38 11
1480 Just be glad it's not a man bun. 1.2727 0.03827 231 184 31 16
1481 I would have rather you just dropped me 1.2727 0.03778 231 183 33 15
1482 My blowout rocketh. 1.2727 0.03573 231 179 41 11
1483 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down my hair. I will put on my shoes and climb up the stair! 1.2727 0.03760 209 162 37 10
1484 NO! Don't pull me up. It's a wig. 1.2727 0.03677 231 181 37 13
1485 These dang directions are upside down. 1.2727 0.03778 231 183 33 15
1486 Can we please discuss my split ends some other time? 1.2727 0.03546 253 199 39 15
1487 I would have been here sooner, but I was having a bad hair day. 1.2724 0.03377 246 189 47 10
1488 Slide down, it's safe. I used a ton of gel. 1.2724 0.03474 246 191 43 12
1489 Next time, we're going to my house 1.2724 0.03522 246 192 41 13
1490 I don't know! The whole world just seems upside down. 1.2724 0.03660 246 195 35 16
1491 You want me to cut here? 1.2723 0.03427 235 180 46 9
1492 Is it gum? 1.2723 0.03479 235 181 44 10
1493 Rescue you? Actually, I just wanted some tips for split ends. 1.2723 0.03477 224 171 45 8
1494 Hurry Juliet, the Viagra I rubbed in may only last a few hours" 1.2723 0.03754 224 176 35 13
1495 Ok, maybe I didn't read your scroll THAT carefully 1.2723 0.03646 224 174 39 11
1496 No, I can’t tell it’s a comb over. 1.2720 0.03491 239 185 43 11
1497 Lots of hairspray. Just slide on down. 1.2720 0.03541 239 186 41 12
1498 Rapunzel Rapunzel, PLEASE LET GO OF MY HAIR. 1.2719 0.03759 228 180 34 14
1499 It started as a comb over, then I had a fight with my barber. 1.2719 0.03810 228 181 32 15
1500 Damn cowlick! 1.2719 0.03655 228 178 38 12
1501 What do you think? Conditioner - or trim the split ends? 1.2716 0.03559 232 180 41 11
1502 Alright - I've been seeing someone else! 1.2716 0.03506 232 179 43 10
1503 That's not what I meant. 1.2716 0.03663 232 182 37 13
1504 I should have thought this through more before getting the weave. 1.2716 0.03398 232 177 47 8
1505 I guess roll reversals don’t reverse gravity. 1.2716 0.03506 232 179 43 10
1506 They call it “hair spray.” 1.2715 0.03732 221 173 36 12
1507 There's enough for the comb-over, but if you want it to look like King Donald's, the first thing we'll have to do is dye it blond. 1.2714 0.04148 210 170 23 17
1508 Let’s upend that sexist fairytale. 1.2713 0.03414 247 191 45 11
1509 And where pray tell is this 'Supercuts' you speak of? 1.2712 0.03466 236 182 44 10
1510 Let's put a different spin on this tale." 1.2712 0.03466 236 182 44 10
1511 Hm, okay - I can work with this. 1.2712 0.03669 236 186 36 14
1512 Hairbrained I may be, Yet truly long for thee! 1.2711 0.03686 225 176 37 12
1513 I promise it's not a harebrained scheme. 1.2711 0.03576 225 174 41 10
1514 Well now, that's a switch. 1.2711 0.03347 225 170 49 6
1515 This fair maiden thinks ..."Sire, your comb over rivals that of Master Trump." 1.2710 0.03870 214 169 32 13
1516 Thanks, that's a load off my mind. 1.2709 0.03377 251 194 46 11
1517 Tie me off and repel, Rapunzel! 1.2707 0.03588 229 178 40 11
1518 No, not lavender, I use a rosemary with crushed mint conditioner. 1.2707 0.03693 229 180 36 13
1519 Hey, my eyes are down here! 1.2706 0.03592 218 168 41 9
1520 Do you think it works better down? 1.2706 0.03565 255 202 37 16
1521 Why do you always check for lice, whenever I come over to see you? 1.2705 0.03584 244 192 38 14
1522 Wow! What hold! 1.2705 0.03488 244 190 42 12
1523 Pull harder! 1.2705 0.03536 244 191 40 13
1524 Pray for tensile strength. 1.2704 0.03546 233 181 41 11
1525 I figured since you could't come down, that maybe you could pull me up. 1.2704 0.03649 233 183 37 13
1526 Don’t pull, it’s a wig! 1.2704 0.03598 233 182 39 12
1527 Have you thought this out? 1.2703 0.03771 222 175 34 13
1528 See...I’ll be your equal partner in everything. 1.2703 0.03717 222 174 36 12
1529 How many times do I need to tell you: Hairspray. Not crazy glue. 1.2703 0.03396 259 202 44 13
1530 just a tease 1.2701 0.03351 274 215 44 15
1531 This isn't how it works. This isn't how any of it works. 1.2699 0.03562 226 175 41 10
1532 Now pull really hard. I'll roll up to you just like a yo-yo. 1.2698 0.03318 252 194 48 10
1533 I’ve never had an hairectal dysfunction problem before ... 1.2698 0.03318 252 194 48 10
1534 My love for you transcends traditional gender roles. 1.2697 0.03466 241 187 43 11
1535 I don't think it was written this way 1.2697 0.03612 241 190 37 14
1536 Let’s switch places and try again. 1.2696 0.03880 230 185 28 17
1537 Okay, come on down! 1.2696 0.03679 230 181 36 13
1538 If I'm honest, these blind dates are usually a let down. 1.2694 0.03693 219 171 37 11
1539 Happily ever after defies the laws of gravity. 1.2694 0.03476 245 191 42 12
1540 I was thinking the plan was more for me to come up. But, I can see why you coming down makes more sense. Let's go with your hair. 1.2694 0.03524 245 192 40 13
1541 Trust me, I used the strong hold hair spray. 1.2692 0.03635 234 184 37 13
1542 I'll come back up now so you can go down. 1.2692 0.03734 234 186 33 15
1543 Too bad gravity matters. 1.2691 0.03219 275 213 50 12
1544 Rapunzel, I've figured it out. I should be in the tower and you should be down here. 1.2691 0.03702 223 175 36 12
1545 My new conditioner has extra lift. 1.2691 0.03477 223 171 44 8
1546 No, it does that when I'm nervous too. 1.2689 0.03592 238 187 38 13
1547 My hair isn't all they talk about! 1.2689 0.03641 238 188 36 14
1548 I'm having a really bad hair day. 1.2689 0.03713 212 165 37 10
1549 Keep looking,I put the keys in there myself! 1.2689 0.03464 212 161 45 6
1550 I don’t know. Maybe the Viagra went straight to my man bun. 1.2687 0.03964 227 184 25 18
1551 Go ahead. There’s enough product in it 1.2687 0.03762 227 180 33 14
1552 Would you mind pulling me up? I'm all about breaking gender norms. 1.2685 0.03949 216 173 28 15
1553 I used super hold gel. 1.2685 0.03364 257 200 45 12
1554 For the hundredth time, Rapunzel, its not a weave! 1.2684 0.03613 231 181 38 12
1555 I know my ends are split! Just pull me up! 1.2684 0.03561 231 180 40 11
1556 Yup, it’s Opposite Day! 1.2683 0.03732 205 159 37 9
1557 I look so much better with my hair up. 1.2683 0.03650 246 196 34 16
1558 I don't think we thought this thru enough. 1.2683 0.03604 246 195 36 15
1559 It's not grease. It's body. 1.2682 0.03563 220 170 41 9
1560 Considering how long it took to grow this-- Maybe we could have come up with a Plan B 1.2682 0.03563 220 170 41 9
1561 So silky, and no split ends. What's your secret? 1.2682 0.03789 220 174 33 13
1562 Hey, it makes a killer man-bun 1.2682 0.03844 220 175 31 14
1563 Just a promise of things to come. 1.2682 0.03950 220 177 27 16
1564 So that you may slide down thy golden man bun. 1.2681 0.03519 235 183 41 11
1565 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, help me with my man bun! 1.2681 0.03621 235 185 37 13
1566 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, it's your turn--pull me up, please! 1.2681 0.03720 235 187 33 15
1567 Things used to be simple. Where did we go wrong? 1.2680 0.03518 250 197 39 14
1568 Once upon a time, when viagra and rogaine were bottled in grog. 1.2680 0.03472 250 196 41 13
1569 Thanks for letting me down easy! 1.2679 0.03633 224 175 38 11
1570 I thought you said you liked my man-bun? 1.2678 0.03628 239 189 36 14
1571 It's called hairspray and trust me, it'll make things so much easier 1.2678 0.03479 239 186 42 11
1572 Well, I must say, getting here was quite a hair-raising experience! 1.2675 0.03643 228 179 37 12
1573 Ohmigod! It's split ends, right? 1.2675 0.03589 228 178 39 11
1574 My kids put “Gorilla Glue” in my conditioner. You’re the hair genius...what should I do? 1.2675 0.03535 228 177 41 10
1575 Okay, now throw down your hair and I'll check it for split ends! 1.2675 0.03633 243 193 35 15
1576 Are you sure we can't use mine? 1.2673 0.03709 217 170 36 11
1577 I'm no good at climbing, but if you start right now you can make it down to me before the gel dissolves." 1.2673 0.03767 217 171 34 12
1578 It's a Brazilian blow-up. 1.2673 0.03767 217 171 34 12
1579 Wait... What?! 1.2672 0.03898 232 188 26 18
1580 I'm leaving because it's always about you, Rapunzel. Your hair. Your castle tower. But Madame de Pompadour makes me feel like it's okay to be about my hair once in awhile. 1.2672 0.03547 232 181 40 11
1581 Trump swore his hairspray would stiffen it sufficiently. 1.2672 0.03682 247 198 32 17
1582 Just a snip me lady, I have two more stops to make 1.2672 0.03545 247 195 38 14
1583 You stay there, Melania until you admit it's real! 1.2672 0.03637 247 197 34 16
1584 You misunderstood me. I'm just trying to illustrate the concept. 1.2670 0.03663 221 173 37 11
1585 This will be hard to Trump 1.2669 0.03802 236 190 29 17
1586 Gel technology has made some incredible advances since you were locked up. 1.2669 0.03402 236 182 45 9
1587 I figured you would know how to deal with split ends. 1.2669 0.03506 251 198 39 14
1588 This way, you can yank me up or you can climb down. 1.2669 0.03551 251 199 37 15
1589 Chivalry requires that I reciprocate in kind. 1.2667 0.03507 225 174 42 9
1590 I’ll marry you on several conditions. 1.2667 0.03450 225 173 44 8
1591 I just want to relax and put my hair up. 1.2667 0.03507 225 174 42 9
1592 Split ends! I don't think so! 1.2667 0.03566 240 189 38 13
1593 Great extensions! 1.2667 0.03563 225 175 40 10
1594 I applied on it some of that new stuff they were selling at the pharmacy: Viagrin or something. 1.2667 0.03662 240 191 34 15
1595 I just followed the directions; lather, rinse, repeat. 1.2667 0.03673 225 177 36 12
1596 Lather, rinse, repeat. almost no one repeats you see. 1.2664 0.03784 229 183 31 15
1597 Looks like a "good hair day" 1.2664 0.03522 229 178 41 10
1598 As above, so below. 1.2664 0.03857 214 170 31 13
1599 Would ya pull me back up? That prince turned out to be a real jerk! 1.2664 0.03800 214 169 33 12
1600 After all these years there's been a change in the script, Rapunzel. Now you just tie it off up there and slide on down. 1.2661 0.03193 248 189 52 7
1601 Are you sure it said 'Extra Hold' and not just 'Strong'" 1.2661 0.03578 248 197 36 15
1602 I’m you from the future! Don’t wait for a man, you can do it yourself! 1.2661 0.03637 233 184 36 13
1603 Rapunzel,Rapunzel,climb down my hair. 1.2661 0.03534 233 182 40 11
1604 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair. Or climb on down mine and we’re off to the faire. 1.2661 0.03637 233 184 36 13
1605 Make haste, the spell is wearing off. 1.2661 0.03807 218 173 32 13
1606 This isn’t the hair to my throne. 1.2661 0.03751 218 172 34 12
1607 I want to be your hairo. 1.2659 0.03317 267 209 45 13
1608 Trust me, this new hair spray is the best ! 1.2659 0.03448 252 198 41 13
1609 It took an entire Costco bottle of gel, but you can use it to slide down 1.2659 0.03538 252 200 37 15
1610 It just SOUNDS crazy. 1.2658 0.03544 237 186 39 12
1611 Trust The Gel 1.2658 0.03692 237 189 33 15
1612 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, make me a man bun. 1.2658 0.03442 237 184 43 10
1613 What? This is the way the president styles his hair. 1.2658 0.03813 222 177 31 14
1614 By the way, Mrs. Newton just had her baby! His name is Isaac. 1.2658 0.03813 222 177 31 14
1615 My do or yours? 1.2658 0.03759 222 176 33 13
1616 Forsooth, my lady, even in your gentleness with my hair, I ask you humbly how the hell you got up there 1.2657 0.03406 271 215 40 16
1617 Yep, just slide down. Feet first into the shoes. You got this. 1.2656 0.03543 256 204 36 16
1618 No, I don't know what conditioner my stylist uses...just get down here already! 1.2655 0.03712 226 179 34 13
1619 You're right. The hair gel works like magic. 1.2655 0.03817 226 181 30 15
1620 Well, now you're now the damsel in distressed hair. 1.2654 0.03950 211 169 28 14
1621 I don’t think this is the way this is supposed to go. 1.2653 0.03416 245 191 43 11
1622 What if we turn the tower upside down? 1.2652 0.03667 230 182 35 13
1623 Okay, now apply the conditioner. 1.2652 0.03508 230 179 41 10
1624 Actually, I am a Rastafarian’. 1.2651 0.03520 249 197 38 14
1625 I forgot to tell you, it's just a wig. 1.2650 0.03520 234 183 40 11
1626 If your cream rinse lasts more than four hours call your doctor immediately. 1.2650 0.03723 234 187 32 15
1627 OH, now we like the man bun..... 1.2648 0.03680 219 172 36 11
1628 Can you just give me a trim, to get rid of the split ends? 1.2647 0.03270 238 182 49 7
1629 Will you still love me when I lose it? 1.2647 0.03429 238 185 43 10
1630 There’s no time for braiding. Let’s go! 1.2646 0.03215 257 198 50 9
1631 Excuse me sir, but I think you've got the story flipped. 1.2646 0.03399 257 202 42 13
1632 I don't know ... somehow this just doesn't seem right. 1.2646 0.03521 223 173 41 9
1633 It’s a fairy tale world. No gravity. Pull, Rapunzel, pull. It’ll work. 1.2645 0.03491 242 190 40 12
1634 Sorry but I asked the guys to rewrite the story gender-neutral. 1.2643 0.03480 227 176 42 9
1635 I know, I overdid the hairspray again... 1.2643 0.03591 227 178 38 11
1636 Prince, Oh my prince, what conditioner do you use? 1.2643 0.03424 227 175 44 8
1637 Are you sure this is my polling station 1.2642 0.03547 246 195 37 14
1638 The place is a mess, I'll come down instead. 1.2642 0.03638 212 165 38 9
1639 Are you sure this is going to work? 1.2642 0.03638 212 165 38 9
1640 The salon had an amazing deal on extreme hold volumizer. 1.2642 0.03513 212 163 42 7
1641 Trust me, it has enough product in it to hold up a gorilla! 1.2641 0.03653 231 183 35 13
1642 Hurry, I could only arrange for a temporary reversal of Newton's Law. 1.2641 0.03601 231 182 37 12
1643 I'd have been here sooner but I had to sell my horse to pay for all this product. 1.2641 0.03704 231 184 33 14
1644 Come on, Rapunzel, just follow the damn script! 1.2641 0.03601 231 182 37 12
1645 Are you sure it's not supposed to be the other way around? 1.2639 0.03653 216 169 37 10
1646 Let's see...I tie this to the bedpost then you climb UP? 1.2639 0.03533 216 167 41 8
1647 Rapunzel, letteth go of my man bun. 1.2638 0.03709 235 188 32 15
1648 This worked in Hairy Potter 1.2638 0.03455 235 183 42 10
1649 You said, "Your place" so pull me up. 1.2636 0.03665 220 173 36 11
1650 I told you that I wanted to be a full partner in this relationship. 1.2636 0.03665 220 173 36 11
1651 No! No! You fasten it first 1.2636 0.03567 239 189 37 13
1652 It's level four, princess-strength. 1.2634 0.03508 224 174 41 9
1653 I said get the mouse not mousse 1.2634 0.03729 224 178 33 13
1654 Always with the pomp and circumstance. 1.2634 0.03835 224 180 29 15
1655 You're messing up my comb over. 1.2634 0.03438 262 208 39 15
1656 It's a new hairspray...slide! 1.2632 0.03317 266 209 44 13
1657 I used extra-firm gel. Slide down! 1.2632 0.03837 228 184 28 16
1658 Maybe I misunderstood #MeToo. 1.2632 0.03671 247 199 31 17
1659 School sent home "the notice." Please tell me you don't see anything. 1.2632 0.03577 228 179 38 11
1660 They call it a "comb over". It's the latest thing! 1.2632 0.03293 247 191 47 9
1661 Well I thought it was worth a shot! 1.2630 0.03112 270 208 53 9
1662 I used the Balm of Gilead. 1.2629 0.03540 251 200 36 15
1663 I hate the man bun 1.2629 0.03690 232 185 33 14
1664 This gender reversal thing is really getting out of hand. 1.2629 0.03802 213 169 32 12
1665 ok ok... but DO NOT forget the scissors 1.2627 0.03412 255 201 41 13
1666 Could you take a little bit off the ends? 1.2627 0.03336 236 182 46 8
1667 The Rogaine worked! 1.2627 0.03646 236 188 34 14
1668 Who's making fun of my comb-over now? 1.2627 0.03696 217 171 35 11
1669 How much longer will it take you to get all the nits out? 1.2625 0.03404 240 187 43 10
1670 Ummm I have a feeling this is not going to work out. 1.2625 0.03455 240 188 41 11
1671 'Hey pull me up, they said Trump is deporting people if they don't donate to his toupee fund !!' 1.2624 0.03869 221 178 28 15
1672 I took off my shoes. Now can I climb up? 1.2624 0.03815 202 159 33 10
1673 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, do not overestimate the power of gel. 1.2623 0.03701 244 197 30 17
1674 It is I, Prince Leznupar... 1.2623 0.03367 244 190 44 10
1675 Sure it's sticky. I had to use 100 cans of hairspray to get you out. 1.2623 0.03466 244 192 40 12
1676 It's NOT the start of a slippery slope! 1.2622 0.03714 225 179 33 13
1677 I put heavy-duty gel on it; you can slide down. 1.2622 0.03606 225 177 37 11
1678 Can I help it I'm dyslexic. 1.2621 0.03764 206 162 34 10
1679 It's not punk. It's post punk. 1.2620 0.03509 229 179 40 10
1680 I'm defying stereotypes that are repressing women. 1.2620 0.03822 229 185 28 16
1681 Oh Prince Hairy, where hast thou been? 1.2620 0.03454 229 178 42 9
1682 Ride Sally......ride! 1.2620 0.03616 229 181 36 12
1683 Be careful. The mousse hasn't hardened yet. 1.2620 0.03454 229 178 42 9
1684 Now we're co-dependent. 1.2620 0.03721 229 183 32 14
1685 Well then, perhaps the other way? 1.2620 0.03563 229 180 38 11
1686 Yes! It is I, Leznupar! 1.2620 0.03509 229 179 40 10
1687 Aye, I pledge to snake the drains. 1.2620 0.03563 229 180 38 11
1688 I think it’s on backwards 1.2619 0.03391 252 198 42 12
1689 I’m trying to get it up 1.2618 0.03468 233 182 41 10
1690 Pull me up and we can plan your escape. 1.2617 0.03355 256 201 43 12
1691 I'm excited to see you too! 1.2617 0.03669 214 168 36 10
1692 OK, I'll pick up a stiffer hair spray and be back tomorrow. 1.2616 0.03481 237 186 40 11
1693 Rapunzel — a postmodern reinterpretation. 1.2616 0.03532 237 187 38 12
1694 I hope this works. I used all the gel in the entire kingdom! 1.2615 0.03695 195 151 37 7
1695 It’s fine! Just hold on tight and jump. 1.2615 0.03738 218 173 33 12
1696 If we are really doing gender role reversal, shouldn't I be the one up there? 1.2615 0.03681 218 172 35 11
1697 I'm not going to be able to tie your man bun from here 1.2615 0.03794 218 174 31 13
1698 Of course I shampooed when I showered! Why? 1.2614 0.03392 241 188 43 10
1699 Split ends is the least of my problems. 1.2614 0.03492 241 190 39 12
1700 Trust me Rapunzel, I used all the cans of super-hold spray net in the kingdom. 1.2614 0.03638 241 193 33 15
1701 Do you still have the instructions? 1.2614 0.03392 241 188 43 10
1702 No, I don't see any split ends... 1.2614 0.03685 241 194 31 16
1703 It took all morning to fit it into this hat. 1.2614 0.03864 176 136 34 6
1704 I don't care how the story goes. Get me the hell out of this hellhole and pull me up! 1.2613 0.03463 222 172 42 8
1705 Coconut oil, twice a week. 1.2612 0.03501 245 194 38 13
1706 I liked your Afro better. 1.2611 0.03798 203 160 33 10
1707 We Millennials are always grappling with gender identity. 1.2611 0.03804 226 182 29 15
1708 Brother, this is looking grim. 1.2611 0.03906 226 184 25 17
1709 Hurry, the Barber of Seville is on his way! 1.2611 0.03700 226 180 33 13
1710 Time for your hair raising rescue. 1.2609 0.03271 230 176 48 6
1711 I probably should have warned you about my comb over. 1.2609 0.03560 253 203 34 16
1712 Can you help with my man bun? 1.2609 0.03757 230 185 30 15
1713 I put a lot of product in 1.2609 0.03236 253 196 48 9
1714 It’s like the therapist said: I need to be an equal partner in this relationship. 1.2607 0.03402 234 182 43 9
1715 Yes, but it's all business in the front. 1.2605 0.03519 238 188 38 12
1716 I figured it's time for you to see my place. 1.2605 0.03771 215 171 32 12
1717 Trading the ladder for magic beans seemed like a good idea at the time. You know how I get when I'm hungry. 1.2603 0.03608 219 172 37 10
1718 Ok, I admit it was a combover, but I deny using tan-in-a-can. 1.2603 0.03608 219 172 37 10
1719 No...I said "I thought you'd have more flair." 1.2603 0.03550 219 171 39 9
1720 Long hairs, no stairs. 1.2602 0.03293 246 191 46 9
1721 What do you mean, I got it wrong? 1.2602 0.03489 246 195 38 13
1722 Look, the temp agency was only so specific. 1.2601 0.03676 223 177 34 12
1723 I thought you'd appreciate my nod to gender equality. 1.2601 0.03565 223 175 38 10
1724 Pull me back in. Election season somehow hasn't ended! 1.2601 0.03621 223 176 36 11
1725 Larry's comb-over proven ineffective...again 1.2598 0.03503 254 203 36 15
1726 You wanted a hair-raising experience? 1.2598 0.03413 254 201 40 13
1727 It appears we've elevated the form over the substance. 1.2598 0.03320 254 199 44 11
1728 Donald, Donald, Let up your hair! 1.2597 0.03588 231 183 36 12
1729 They said you knew everything about split ends. 1.2597 0.03588 231 183 36 12
1730 Oh Rapunzel, let down your hair trimmer. 1.2597 0.03641 231 184 34 13
1731 I know, nothing but split ends. Could you throw down some conditioner? 1.2597 0.03588 231 183 36 12
1732 You know what? I can free climb this. 1.2596 0.03648 235 188 33 14
1733 We seriously need to start putting in staircases 1.2596 0.03495 235 185 39 11
1734 I haven't got it quite worked out, yet. 1.2596 0.03335 235 182 45 8
1735 Leznuper, slide down my hair. 1.2595 0.03512 262 211 34 17
1736 Don't worry, Rap. The President has suspended gravity. 1.2594 0.03556 239 190 36 13
1737 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your conditioner. 1.2594 0.03605 239 191 34 14
1738 I used a portland cement mousse last night...I think it should be set by now. 1.2593 0.03467 243 192 39 12
1739 I guess the man bun doesn't seem so funny now does it! 1.2593 0.03697 216 171 34 11
1740 Or,I can put it up in a man bun and you can bounce down! 1.2593 0.03316 243 189 45 9
1741 Rufus, Rufus, let down your manbun! 1.2593 0.03611 243 195 33 15
1742 I spent so much time growing my hair that I forgot what I wanted to ask you 1.2593 0.03579 216 169 38 9
1743 You did ask for a locksmith, didn't you? 1.2593 0.03417 243 191 41 11
1744 Your Beauty makes my hair stand on end 1.2593 0.03658 243 196 31 16
1745 Trump does not know what a real bad hair day is like! 1.2593 0.03923 216 175 26 15
1746 one of us is upside down 1.2591 0.03331 247 193 44 10
1747 Well you couldn't climb down a man-bun. 1.2591 0.03818 220 177 29 14
1748 Pull me up, Buttercup! 1.2591 0.03651 220 174 35 11
1749 Repuns-PULL!!! 1.2590 0.03438 251 199 39 13
1750 I'm afraid of heights. Could you come down here instead of my going up there? 1.2590 0.03344 251 197 43 11
1751 My lawyer says this way I have an airtight defense of this being consensual. 1.2590 0.03344 251 197 43 11
1752 As a matter of fact, I did use a little too much hair gel this morning. Why do you ask? 1.2589 0.03377 224 173 44 7
1753 Hey, if I can do it so can you. 1.2589 0.03494 224 175 40 9
1754 Hello fair maiden I am Prince Minoxidil. 1.2589 0.03551 224 176 38 10
1755 A man bun if you may, my fair maiden 1.2589 0.03436 224 174 42 8
1756 I know mullets are out - do you want to be saved or not? 1.2589 0.03716 224 179 32 13
1757 Don't believe everything you read. 1.2588 0.03454 228 178 41 9
1758 I swear it is my hair! You have an issue with orange? 1.2588 0.03564 228 180 37 11
1759 Are you crazy -- you walk on air -- who walks on hair? 1.2588 0.03454 228 178 41 9
1760 Just hang on real tight and I'll get a running start. 1.2588 0.03671 228 182 33 13
1761 See? And you thought my man-bun looked weird. 1.2586 0.03522 232 183 38 11
1762 If you take off your top I think I can get it to stand up a little bit better. 1.2586 0.03678 232 186 32 14
1763 Ugh! Split ends! 1.2586 0.03522 232 183 38 11
1764 Gender norms exist for a reason, Rapunzel. 1.2586 0.03416 263 210 38 15
1765 It's 'do or dye! 1.2585 0.03482 236 186 39 11
1766 Prince, Prince, throw up your hair! 1.2585 0.03584 236 188 35 13
1767 Ok,I took off my shoes,now pull me up before the caravan gets here! 1.2584 0.03717 209 165 34 10
1768 When you said you had some hair-raising news I didn’t think this is what you meant. 1.2584 0.03898 209 168 28 13
1769 Whaddya mean, "too much gel"?? 1.2584 0.03838 209 167 30 12
1770 Yes, I want you to run your thighs through my hair" 1.2583 0.03640 240 193 32 15
1771 This will probably be miss reported by the fake news media. 1.2583 0.03687 240 194 30 16
1772 I only have hair for you. 1.2583 0.03287 240 186 46 8
1773 Okay, this time pull me up slower and I’ will muffle my screams with my shirt 1.2583 0.03443 240 189 40 11
1774 Mom, I swear I'll come back. Just let me go to the barber. 1.2583 0.03387 271 217 38 16
1775 I flunked physics. 1.2582 0.03846 213 171 29 13
1776 Sorry about the split ends 1.2582 0.03502 244 194 37 13
1777 I call it 'The Reverse Rapunzel.' 1.2582 0.03253 244 189 47 8
1778 Who's Repunzel? 1.2581 0.03319 248 194 44 10
1779 Just hold on tight, and I'll pull you down very slowly. 1.2581 0.03464 248 197 38 13
1780 You'll have to pull me up... 1.2579 0.03332 252 198 43 11
1781 There is bubble gum in your hair. 1.2579 0.03522 221 173 39 9
1782 If you can't pull me up, let down your hair! 1.2579 0.03748 221 177 31 13
1783 Isn't this supposed to be the other way around? 1.2579 0.03693 221 176 33 12
1784 All things considered, Princess Rapunzel found the whole gender equality thing a bit of a climbdown... 1.2579 0.04031 190 152 27 11
1785 That's the worst comb over I've ever seen 1.2578 0.03478 256 205 36 15
1786 I'm not just a member ... I'm the president! 1.2578 0.03522 256 206 34 16
1787 Trust me. I used a whole can of hairspray 1.2578 0.03344 256 202 42 12
1788 Mega-sculpt extreme max-power hold . . . yes, of course it's safe. 1.2578 0.03593 225 178 36 11
1789 I can't go back to knight school until ALL the lice are gone 1.2578 0.03423 225 175 42 8
1790 ...and that's my hair-raising story. 1.2578 0.03537 225 177 38 10
1791 I think something got lost in translation. 1.2578 0.03423 225 175 42 8
1792 Do you like my comb-over now? 1.2577 0.03398 260 207 39 14
1793 No, No!! I don’t climb up, you slide down! 1.2575 0.03561 233 185 36 12
1794 Rescue? I was just going to ask how you deal with your split ends! 1.2575 0.03347 233 181 44 8
1795 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, enough with the gel. I've taken off my shoes, let me in, what the hell? 1.2574 0.03620 237 190 33 14
1796 Repunzel, Repunzel, let up my hair! 1.2574 0.03364 237 185 43 9
1797 Dyslexia is a terrible thing. 1.2571 0.03537 245 196 35 14
1798 You really have no contact with the outside world, right? 1.2571 0.03490 245 195 37 13
1799 Don't be jealous. Just Jump! 1.2571 0.03292 245 191 45 9
1800 Well, I guess this could work, but can you really pull me up? 1.2571 0.03292 245 191 45 9
1801 Is it because I used your shampoo? 1.2571 0.03343 245 192 43 10
1802 Of course, your endorsement of RapunGel (TM) will be indispensable. 1.2571 0.03631 245 198 31 16
1803 I fear you may just be using me for my comb-over. 1.2571 0.03490 245 195 37 13
1804 Are you sure this is right? 1.2570 0.03714 214 170 33 11
1805 On hell no 1.2570 0.03830 214 172 29 13
1806 Rapunzel: I don't think this story will have a happy ending. 1.2570 0.03887 214 173 27 14
1807 I found some hair gel from the 80s. 1.2570 0.03714 214 170 33 11
1808 It's called hairspray. You climb down. 1.2569 0.03609 218 172 36 10
1809 Of course I was gone a long time, wait, what was the plan again? 1.2569 0.03724 218 174 32 12
1810 Do you think I use too much product? 1.2568 0.03622 222 176 35 11
1811 Hair goes down, too?? 1.2566 0.03633 226 180 34 12
1812 I really think you could just jump down. 1.2566 0.03578 226 179 36 11
1813 I was yelling for a long ladder not a long comb over. 1.2566 0.03308 265 210 42 13
1814 It’s climate change 1.2565 0.03694 230 185 31 14
1815 Yes, I seriously used shampoo and conditioner this time. Jeez! 1.2564 0.03599 234 187 34 13
1816 It's a long story... 1.2564 0.03334 234 182 44 8
1817 Don't leave me stranded down here. 1.2564 0.03548 234 186 36 12
1818 Surely, you don't expect me to climb down those split ends! 1.2563 0.03655 238 192 31 15
1819 You can't pull me up? Why are you telling me now? 1.2563 0.03352 238 186 43 9
1820 There has to be an easier way to sneak back into the house. 1.2563 0.03352 238 186 43 9
1821 Split up??? I thought you said "split ends"! 1.2562 0.03417 242 191 40 11
1822 I found that my rescue techniques were being limited by gender identity stereotypes. 1.2562 0.03847 203 162 30 11
1823 No, it's not a comb-over; it's a comb-up. 1.2561 0.03281 246 192 45 9
1824 No, you let your hair down 1.2561 0.03331 246 193 43 10
1825 Yes , it was hard to get it up there 1.2561 0.03380 246 194 41 11
1826 Viagra? No. Why? 1.2560 0.03796 207 165 31 11
1827 Mine hipster man bun hath come undone; does this foretell the end of our bawdy fun 1.2559 0.03746 211 168 32 11
1828 I fear my split ends are pretty Grimm... 1.2558 0.03455 215 167 41 7
1829 It's called a 'quiff', actually" 1.2558 0.03698 215 171 33 11
1830 I can show you results from other pharmaceutical samples, too. 1.2558 0.03814 215 173 29 13
1831 It's a weave. 1.2558 0.03757 215 172 31 12
1832 It does smell good and it’s silky smooth and volumizing, but did the spray can mention anything about extra strong hold? 1.2557 0.03594 219 173 36 10
1833 Sorry Rapunzel, but your hair is a bit of a let-down. 1.2556 0.03663 223 178 33 12
1834 Rupunzel... pull up my hair! 1.2556 0.03663 223 178 33 12
1835 No, fool! I, Rapunzel, am supposed to lower my hair to thee. 1.2556 0.03608 223 177 35 11
1836 I have only my undying love and the best comb-over in the history of the world to offer you. Pull me up! 1.2556 0.03436 223 174 41 8
1837 Sorry, I couldn't find a ladder. 1.2555 0.03396 227 177 42 8
1838 You said you hated the man bun. 1.2554 0.03414 231 181 41 9
1839 Gee, your hair smells terrific! 1.2554 0.03523 231 183 37 11
1840 That's not what I meant when I said I wanted to go down on your erection. 1.2553 0.03636 235 189 32 14
1841 Well, the bottle said it would strengthen my hair... so you should be okay? 1.2553 0.03482 235 186 38 11
1842 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, pull me up there! 1.2552 0.03544 239 191 35 13
1843 Just tie if off and slide down. There's no reason to check for nits. 1.2552 0.03544 239 191 35 13
1844 Trust me. Once I license this product, you will never want for anything. 1.2552 0.03339 239 187 43 9
1845 Oh, oh. I think you have lice. 1.2551 0.03503 243 194 36 13
1846 It’s 2018; I’ll save you. 1.2551 0.03368 247 195 41 11
1847 It took over 15 years for us to achieve hair equality. 1.2550 0.03284 251 197 44 10
1848 So I used all your gel, now slide like a fire-pole. 1.2550 0.03380 251 199 40 12
1849 I wanted to wear the hair in the relationship 1.2550 0.03427 251 200 38 13
1850 Okay, now pull hard! 1.2549 0.03702 204 161 34 9
1851 Are you sure I can’t take the stairs? 1.2547 0.03608 212 167 36 9
1852 I told you we had something in common. 1.2546 0.03503 216 169 39 8
1853 Trump taught me how. 1.2545 0.03750 220 177 30 13
1854 It's not going to scale itself sweetheart... 1.2545 0.03537 224 177 37 10
1855 I don't mean to sound ungrateful, but how much hairspray is in this? 1.2544 0.03605 228 182 34 12
1856 Wait a minute. I don't think this'll work. 1.2544 0.03658 228 183 32 13
1857 Trust me-I am your long-lost brother. 1.2544 0.03658 228 183 32 13
1858 Ok, great! But now how do I get down? 1.2543 0.03716 232 188 29 15
1859 Just be careful of the static electricity when you slide down. 1.2543 0.03509 232 184 37 11
1860 It’s s pompadour, hurry and slide down before the mousse wears off. 1.2542 0.03622 236 190 32 14
1861 I thought you knew how to make a bun? 1.2542 0.03521 236 188 36 12
1862 Hurry, before male pattern baldness begins. 1.2542 0.03521 236 188 36 12
1863 It'll work! I used six cans of hairspray. 1.2542 0.03530 240 192 35 13
1864 I couldn't find a ladder 1.2541 0.03491 244 195 36 13
1865 It's called a POTUS cut. 1.2541 0.03442 244 194 38 12
1866 OK, I understand - but I still have to charge you for the service call. 1.2541 0.03491 244 195 36 13
1867 Is this gonna hurt? 1.2540 0.03356 248 196 41 11
1868 Careful coming down, dear. 1.2540 0.03307 248 195 43 10
1869 It's okay. My first wife let me down, too. 1.2540 0.03321 252 199 42 11
1870 Alternative facts! 1.2535 0.03715 213 170 32 11
1871 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, you are the only one for whom I would undo my mighty man bun. 1.2535 0.03655 213 169 34 10
1872 Look, I said I was hair for you. 1.2535 0.03782 217 175 29 13
1873 You just couldn’t let me have the spotlight even this one time, could you! 1.2535 0.03782 217 175 29 13
1874 Trust me, this way is easier. 1.2534 0.03623 221 176 34 11
1875 I don't think this is how this is how the story is supposed to go. 1.2534 0.03388 221 172 42 7
1876 Wait! I'll climb up there and you come down here! 1.2534 0.03448 221 173 40 8
1877 In an alternate universe far far away and long long ago 1.2534 0.03448 221 173 40 8
1878 Quickly, princess! Climb down my extensions ladder. 1.2533 0.03688 225 181 31 13
1879 What do you mean "too greasy"? 1.2533 0.03537 229 182 36 11
1880 You know I want to be with you, but can’t I take the stairs! 1.2533 0.03427 229 180 40 9
1881 It's Aqua Net- trust me, it'll hold. 1.2533 0.03537 229 182 36 11
1882 I'm looking for an equal partnership. 1.2532 0.03388 233 183 41 9
1883 Rupunzel, Rupenzel, should I get bangs? 1.2532 0.03496 233 185 37 11
1884 I'm afraid we can't do anything with it - I just washed it. 1.2532 0.03456 237 188 38 11
1885 This is as close as you're getting, bub. No staircase means no staircase. 1.2532 0.03456 237 188 38 11
1886 I don't think this is what they meant by equal opportunity. 1.2531 0.03367 241 190 41 10
1887 Okay! Now you do it! 1.2531 0.03478 245 196 36 13
1888 Hurry this hair gel only lasts 15 minutes. 1.2531 0.03176 245 190 48 7
1889 I told you that you needed to read the directions! 1.2531 0.03526 245 197 34 14
1890 Ron Punzel was Ra's brother. Ron was not famous like his sister. 1.2530 0.03261 253 199 44 10
1891 See, I told you my man bun was a good idea. 1.2527 0.03200 277 220 44 13
1892 It's called Lacquer, but never mind that now. 1.2524 0.03670 206 163 34 9
1893 You need a little more product. 1.2523 0.03517 214 168 38 8
1894 Rapunzel! No need to muss your hair!! My pomaded pompadour is guaranteed to hold up to 100 pounds, so come on down! 1.2523 0.03710 218 175 31 12
1895 So, what... do I just shimmy down? 1.2523 0.03535 218 172 37 9
1896 Rapunzel, this is so woke. 1.2523 0.03710 218 175 31 12
1897 I went to Trump's doctor. 1.2523 0.03774 222 180 28 14
1898 We need to get some stairs, I'm getting a perm next Thursday. 1.2523 0.03608 222 177 34 11
1899 Listen, I think we can get this to work if I just get enough hairspray. 1.2522 0.03337 226 176 43 7
1900 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, WTF! 1.2522 0.03620 226 181 33 12
1901 'Tis true, fair maiden ! The witches have cursed me. But the liar curse shall only affect a descendant a thousand years from now in a land far far away! 1.2522 0.03831 226 185 25 16
1902 I was optimistic until I saw the split ends. 1.2522 0.03509 226 179 37 10
1903 I think your boyfriend is getting suspicious. 1.2521 0.03429 234 185 39 10
1904 Why, yes. As a matter of fact I did come from Australia. 1.2521 0.03285 238 186 44 8
1905 Mmmm some split ends but otherwise very nice hair! 1.2521 0.03231 238 185 46 7
1906 Yes, it’s all proportional. 1.2521 0.03648 242 197 29 16
1907 Yank once for 'Yes,' twice for 'Come back after the midterms.' 1.2520 0.03234 250 196 45 9
1908 There's no more gel in the kingdom, my lady, but your slide is ready. 1.2520 0.03234 250 196 45 9
1909 Cinderella? 1.2520 0.03427 250 200 37 13
1910 I'm afraid of heights. 1.2520 0.03344 254 202 40 12
1911 Um, no Repunzel. I do not want you to pull me up. 1.2512 0.03608 211 167 35 9
1912 Too much conditioner? 1.2512 0.03731 211 169 31 11
1913 When I find a tower with plumbing, I'll come back for you. 1.2512 0.03440 215 168 40 7
1914 Oh, honey you need to touch up those roots. 1.2511 0.03650 223 179 32 12
1915 Do you think this will cover up my bald spot? 1.2511 0.03759 223 181 28 14
1916 I told you, i wanted to be on top this time. 1.2511 0.03509 231 184 36 11
1917 See? I AM a sensitive new age guy 1.2511 0.03401 231 182 40 9
1918 you really should do something for these split ends... 1.2511 0.03509 231 184 36 11
1919 I think it's time for an elevator. 1.2510 0.03531 239 192 34 13
1920 It's blue, Mom. That's how kids are wearing it now. 1.2510 0.03393 243 193 39 11
1921 Climb on. I used extra hold hair gel. 1.2510 0.03307 247 195 42 10
1922 Don't worry about the split ends, it'll hold. 1.2510 0.03048 247 190 52 5
1923 Oh Donald! Aren't you afraid this comb-over will result in another cover-up? 1.2510 0.03453 247 198 36 13
1924 Don't worry, the hairspray canister guaranteed an extra-firm hold. 1.2510 0.03307 247 195 42 10
1925 Donald this comb-over is not going to hold me no matter what you say ! 1.2510 0.03415 251 201 37 13
1926 Won't you just try sliding down it? It's got to be easier than all that climbing up I've done for you. 1.2510 0.03321 251 199 41 11
1927 This comb-over is all the rage. Even the King wears one. 1.2510 0.03379 255 204 38 13
1928 I call it the Dippity-Do rescue. 1.2509 0.03318 267 214 39 14
1929 Now ratchet me up on your spindel. 1.2509 0.03114 271 213 48 10
1930 Please forgive me, I’m having a really bad hair day. 1.2500 0.03680 220 177 31 12
1931 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, hold my toupee" 1.2500 0.03825 208 168 28 12
1932 We always go to your place, let' switch it up! 1.2500 0.03549 216 171 36 9
1933 Call me but love, and I will shear this mullet. 1.2500 0.03180 284 227 43 14
1934 Hmmm. Can't climb down this one - the split ends will kill me. 1.2500 0.03549 232 186 34 12
1935 It is your choice: slide down, or pick me up 1.2500 0.03591 228 183 33 12
1936 Remember to lift with your legs! 1.2500 0.03616 240 195 30 15
1937 I tried a man bun--but it just wasn't me. 1.2500 0.03332 232 182 42 8
1938 It only works in Disney movies. 1.2500 0.03442 232 184 38 10
1939 Actually, it's a transplant 1.2500 0.03314 240 189 42 9
1940 It took years to grow it this long, yes. That’s how serious I am about buying your apartment. 1.2500 0.03479 244 196 35 13
1941 It took a lot of hair-gel, but I think it'll hold you. 1.2500 0.03549 216 171 36 9
1942 Hurry! Male pattern baldness could set in at any moment! 1.2500 0.03655 212 169 33 10
1943 Yeah, yeah, I know. I overdid it with the Rogaine. 1.2500 0.03885 208 169 26 13
1944 Let's try reverse psychology. 1.2500 0.03518 240 193 34 13
1945 Your combover isn't fooling anyone. 1.2500 0.03579 224 179 34 11
1946 Hm.. I'm gonna need a bit more hair spray to feel safe 1.2500 0.03412 256 206 36 14
1947 Thank goodness combovers are still in style 1.2500 0.03549 216 171 36 9
1948 Is it a deal-breaker? 1.2500 0.03579 224 179 34 11
1949 More product? 1.2500 0.03442 232 184 38 10
1950 It cost a fortune for the mousse. 1.2500 0.03403 252 202 37 13
1951 Can you spare some conditioner, m'lady? 1.2500 0.03442 232 184 38 10
1952 Oh, leznupaR. 1.2500 0.03295 248 196 42 10
1953 It's sprayed with 'Extra Hold' just slide down. 1.2500 0.03404 236 187 39 10
1954 Can you do a man bun? 1.2500 0.03638 208 165 34 9
1955 Something doesn' t feel right here! 1.2500 0.03282 276 222 39 15
1956 Yes, mine's a comb-over, now show me yours 1.2500 0.03537 228 182 35 11
1957 Of course you can pull it off! 1.2500 0.03131 228 175 49 4
1958 I'd like to have it short around the ears, and short at the back. But not too short. 1.2500 0.03227 256 202 44 10
1959 This won't work. It's too hair brained. 1.2490 0.03355 257 206 38 13
1960 Comb over and see me sometime! 1.2490 0.03488 257 209 32 16
1961 Climb down and join me. I need you. Together we can make the Kingdom Great Again! 1.2490 0.03437 253 204 35 14
1962 Make haste, the potion is wearing off. 1.2490 0.03344 253 202 39 12
1963 Product. 1.2490 0.03656 249 205 26 18
1964 Well one of us has to change. 1.2490 0.03368 245 195 39 11
1965 Hurry! I'm not sure how long I can maintain this . . . 1.2490 0.03267 245 193 43 9
1966 Do I have your permission to man-splain? 1.2490 0.03368 245 195 39 11
1967 Wow, you did that with just hairspray!? 1.2490 0.03302 241 190 42 9
1968 Love is....Negotiating the ups and downs... 1.2490 0.03302 241 190 42 9
1969 Just shut-up and pull me up!! 1.2490 0.03602 241 196 30 15
1970 Let me make a reverse hitch 1.2490 0.03554 241 195 32 14
1971 I can shinny down the drainpipe instead. 1.2489 0.03391 237 188 39 10
1972 Reverse engineering 1.2489 0.03391 237 188 39 10
1973 Thanks for the lift. 1.2489 0.03229 237 185 45 7
1974 Its a paradox. 1.2489 0.03535 233 187 34 12
1975 It’s just that I’m aftaid of heights. 1.2489 0.03483 233 186 36 11
1976 I told you I was a stand-up guy! 1.2489 0.03429 233 185 38 10
1977 Are my split ends really the problem here? 1.2489 0.03587 233 188 32 13
1978 Sure - you’re hair today, but what about tomorrow? 1.2489 0.03587 233 188 32 13
1979 Okay, great. But if they made a birth control pill for men, would you take it? 1.2489 0.03523 229 183 35 11
1980 They said you could help me work this into a man bun. 1.2489 0.03468 229 182 37 10
1981 No, wait! It’s a weave! 1.2489 0.03781 225 184 26 15
1982 The length to which you would go to prove a point 1.2489 0.03721 221 179 29 13
1983 Can you braid it? 1.2489 0.03551 221 176 35 10
1984 Rapunzel, Rapunzel slide down my long hair 1.2488 0.03535 217 172 36 9
1985 Don’t worry, I’ve thought this through, I’ll just come to you. 1.2488 0.03639 213 170 33 10
1986 We can talk about the split ends after I get up. 1.2488 0.03700 213 171 31 11
1987 All I had to do was mix my Rogaine and Viagra together, I found out they were both un-taxed so I saved a bundle 1.2488 0.03759 213 172 29 12
1988 Hair today; we could be gone tomorrow. 1.2479 0.03492 242 195 34 13
1989 Honey, I know I’m Rapunzel.... but I still think we should invest in an elevator. 1.2479 0.03482 238 191 35 12
1990 You know, there are other ways of getting my attention. 1.2479 0.03378 238 189 39 10
1991 Mom threw me out, can I stay here? 1.2479 0.03582 238 193 31 14
1992 Do you think I used enough gel? 1.2479 0.03430 238 190 37 11
1993 The split ends are my biggest problem at this point. 1.2479 0.03522 234 188 34 12
1994 What do you think? Is it lice? 1.2479 0.03469 234 187 36 11
1995 It’s called hairspray 1.2479 0.03416 234 186 38 10
1996 I don't know either! I asked for a bob and I left with extensions. 1.2479 0.03624 234 190 30 14
1997 If I can do it you can do it! 1.2478 0.03510 230 184 35 11
1998 The times, they are a changin’. 1.2478 0.03286 230 180 43 7
1999 Anti-gravity shampoo. Works pretty well. 1.2478 0.03286 230 180 43 7
2000 I believe in fluid gender roles. 1.2478 0.03495 226 180 36 10
2001 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, can you frost my tips? 1.2478 0.03495 226 180 36 10
2002 I hope this Viagra works 1.2477 0.03650 222 179 31 12
2003 I think we can make it work. 1.2477 0.03420 222 175 39 8
2004 They say you're the best in the kingdom, so just take a little bit off the top. 1.2477 0.03360 222 174 41 7
2005 I'm telling you, it's not a weave! 1.2477 0.03580 218 174 34 10
2006 Try to be careful.....I don't want a hairline fracture. 1.2477 0.03624 214 171 33 10
2007 Now we'll see if this new hair gel really works or not! 1.2477 0.03438 214 168 39 7
2008 Pull up for more body. 1.2477 0.03563 214 170 35 9
2009 Love me, love my combover. 1.2476 0.03670 210 168 32 10
2010 You have no idea how I longed for you. 1.2471 0.03421 259 210 34 15
2011 I can't tell if this is a good hair day or a bad hair day? 1.2471 0.03367 255 205 37 13
2012 All I had to do was adapt the king's comb-over and hairspray technique. Now hook it over the rail and slide down--carefully. 1.2470 0.03541 251 205 30 16
2013 Dost thou see any split ends? 1.2469 0.03366 239 190 39 10
2014 This isn’t what I meant when I was talking about equality, Greg. 1.2468 0.03239 235 184 44 7
2015 Alright, climb down. 1.2468 0.03403 235 187 38 10
2016 oh honey we have to do something about those split ends 1.2468 0.03654 231 188 29 14
2017 Talk about an updo! 1.2468 0.03387 231 183 39 9
2018 Quick, before the wind picks up! 1.2468 0.03274 231 181 43 7
2019 I call it my rope-a-dope. 1.2468 0.03331 231 182 41 8
2020 Don’t worry about hurting me. Just start pulling me up and I’ll be there in no time. 1.2467 0.03482 227 181 36 10
2021 Hold tight, I’m climbing up. 1.2467 0.03482 227 181 36 10
2022 Gel molds it, spray holds it. 1.2467 0.03482 227 181 36 10
2023 I did my best to let you down gently. Run Darling run.... 1.2467 0.03646 227 184 30 13
2024 While it is somewhat trite, I think a ladder would be preferable. 1.2466 0.03636 223 180 31 12
2025 I'm guessing you preferred my man bun about now. 1.2466 0.03737 219 178 28 13
2026 'Ground-up' has replaced 'top-down' as the latest rescue theory. 1.2466 0.03384 219 172 40 7
2027 I won't be the one saving you - I'm the one from Tinder. 1.2465 0.03728 215 174 29 12
2028 i know hair and this is not hair 1.2465 0.03786 215 175 27 13
2029 Are you dislexic? 1.2464 0.03776 211 171 28 12
2030 Hurry, hang tight, I'll pull you down. 1.2463 0.03879 203 165 26 12
2031 I used the entire bottle of hair gel." 1.2462 0.03734 199 159 31 9
2032 Stop Nagging! I'll Condition It When I Get Home! 1.2459 0.03368 244 195 38 11
2033 I know,but we are doing a different play. 1.2459 0.03417 244 196 36 12
2034 Don't worry I used a lot of hairspray. 1.2459 0.03515 244 198 32 14
2035 Esoterically speaking it's either a metaphor, juxtapostion or an oxymoron! 1.2459 0.03466 244 197 34 13
2036 Okay, just take a little off the top! 1.2458 0.03301 240 190 41 9
2037 Bishop takes queen 1.2458 0.03248 240 189 43 8
2038 They didn't ask what the extensions were for? 1.2458 0.03443 236 189 36 11
2039 I'm here to rescue you from cis gender. 1.2458 0.03744 236 195 24 17
2040 That dragon-gel mousse is unbelievable! 1.2458 0.03597 236 192 30 14
2041 It's OK to climb down - trust me! 1.2458 0.03113 236 183 48 5
2042 Buzz me up? 1.2457 0.03261 232 182 43 7
2043 Do you see any split ends? 1.2457 0.03588 232 188 31 13
2044 It's high rise volumizing shampoo plus sculpting gel. Hold on. 1.2457 0.03483 232 186 35 11
2045 My fair princess, let down MY hair. 1.2457 0.03024 232 178 51 3
2046 Whar is your solution for split ends? 1.2457 0.03536 232 187 33 12
2047 I said, give me a HEADS up. 1.2457 0.03203 232 181 45 6
2048 Don't worry. There is enough hair gel to hold you. 1.2455 0.03509 224 179 35 10
2049 Trust me. It's gelled pretty good. 1.2455 0.03333 224 176 41 7
2050 I told you: Pantene and hair gel go a long way. 1.2455 0.03371 220 173 40 7
2051 This way you can be down a lot faster " 1.2454 0.03654 216 174 31 11
2052 Butch wax, circa 1954, is great stuff. 1.2454 0.03594 216 173 33 10
2053 Wait - Which one of us was supposed to grow hair? 1.2454 0.03882 216 178 23 15
2054 Are you absolutely absolutely sure that you want dreadlocks? 1.2453 0.03577 212 169 34 9
2055 Enough with your kvetching 'bout the texture - am I coming up or not? 1.2452 0.03492 208 164 37 7
2056 I can’t believe how much he cut off… I specifically asked for a trim! 1.2451 0.03059 257 201 49 7
2057 A bad hair day solved a fairy tale romance. 1.2450 0.03320 249 199 39 11
2058 Will it hold you or do I need more gel? 1.2450 0.03320 249 199 39 11
2059 Keep Looking. The hacksaw is next to the barrette. 1.2450 0.03320 249 199 39 11
2060 Hurry up... the hair gel won't stay stiff forever 1.2450 0.03463 249 202 33 14
2061 Rapunzel please let me save you, it's just a man bun! 1.2448 0.03289 241 191 41 9
2062 My love, if this doesn't hold, we'll try another brand of gel. 1.2448 0.03392 241 193 37 11
2063 Another bad hair day? 1.2448 0.03443 241 194 35 12
2064 Just climb down. It's an extra-firm spray. 1.2448 0.03341 241 192 39 10
2065 We got the wrong script. It is supposed to be the other way around. 1.2447 0.03270 237 187 42 8
2066 We are made for each other. Just think of our children. 1.2447 0.03215 237 186 44 7
2067 So, it's a comb-over. What do you want, yellow? 1.2447 0.03633 237 194 28 15
2068 "It's just until I can find a new place...and I'll split the utilities with you." 1.2447 0.03430 237 190 36 11
2069 If I turn around, you can hook it on the balcony. I used quite a bit of hairspray. 1.2446 0.03361 233 185 39 9
2070 .raih nedlog ruoy nwod leznupaR, leznupaR 1.2446 0.03415 233 186 37 10
2071 Next time we can use your hair. 1.2446 0.03469 233 187 35 11
2072 Forget it, Rapunzel, this is never going to work. Why don’t you use the elevator! 1.2446 0.03522 233 188 33 12
2073 This is my poor attempt at gender equality rescue. 1.2446 0.03522 233 188 33 12
2074 Hey, everyone deserves a bad hair day! 1.2446 0.03469 233 187 35 11
2075 Surely there's an easier way up -Stairs perhaps? 1.2446 0.03249 233 183 43 7
2076 This me too thing isn’t working out very well for us ... 1.2446 0.03522 233 188 33 12
2077 So why do you need to pull me up there again? 1.2446 0.03626 233 190 29 14
2078 'I'm getting to the roots of the patriarchy.' 1.2446 0.03249 233 183 43 7
2079 No Punzle, let down YOUR hair. 1.2445 0.03399 229 182 38 9
2080 Just a trim, please. 1.2445 0.03617 229 186 30 13
2081 I've decided to meet you half way 1.2445 0.03399 229 182 38 9
2082 I may have used a little more hair spray than I intended. 1.2445 0.03509 229 184 34 11
2083 Rapunzel, you can stop examining it so closely. I'm sure it's long & stiff enough for you now. 1.2444 0.03607 225 182 31 12
2084 My man-bun will save you! 1.2444 0.03661 225 183 29 13
2085 I'm just saying, it's not you - it's me... 1.2442 0.03458 217 172 37 8
2086 Hurry! The hairspray won’t last forever! 1.2442 0.03240 258 206 41 11
2087 My second wish was for hair gel. 1.2441 0.03500 213 169 36 8
2088 Don't worry, there's enough hair gel to support you. 1.2441 0.03624 213 171 32 10
2089 You should see my roots. 1.2441 0.03274 254 203 40 11
2090 Did I mention I tend to be a little competitive? 1.2440 0.03607 209 167 33 9
2091 Did I use too much hairspray? 1.2439 0.03718 205 165 30 10
2092 I've been conditioning myself for our first date. 1.2438 0.03329 242 193 39 10
2093 OMG! You've got split ends! 1.2438 0.03577 242 198 29 15
2094 It is only fair, you climb down my hair. 1.2438 0.03277 242 192 41 9
2095 Too many split ends. Next! 1.2438 0.03701 201 161 31 9
2096 It's all in the conditioner. 1.2438 0.03633 201 160 33 8
2097 we are going to need a lot more hair spray for this to work. 1.2437 0.03312 238 189 40 9
2098 Tie them together and we will be close to whatever Trump has going on! 1.2437 0.03519 238 193 32 13
2099 Let go of my hair Rapunzel, you need to grow your own. 1.2437 0.03750 197 158 30 9
2100 Lice has been going around, I just want to make sure 1.2436 0.03237 234 184 43 7
2101 It's a very robust hair product. 1.2436 0.03509 234 189 33 12
2102 What do you mean you're out of hairspray? 1.2436 0.03456 234 188 35 11
2103 More hairspray,and then I can shinny down! 1.2436 0.03402 234 187 37 10
2104 How long has it been like this? I don’t know about the Greenies, but the blue pill label suggest after 4 hours, contact a Phsycian. 1.2436 0.03509 234 189 33 12
2105 It really works! Let me come up and show you. 1.2436 0.03612 234 191 29 14
2106 I told you I’m afraid of heights! 1.2435 0.03496 230 185 34 11
2107 Wait!! This is not how it is supposed to work! 1.2435 0.03441 230 184 36 10
2108 Seriously, what am I supposed to do with this, braid it? 1.2435 0.03271 230 181 42 7
2109 I call this my "Reverse Rapunzel..." 1.2435 0.03385 230 183 38 9
2110 I thought you said "Deny thy barber and reuse thy mane." 1.2435 0.03655 230 188 28 14
2111 What do you mean hairspray was not invented yet? 1.2434 0.03481 226 181 35 10
2112 Now how are you getting down? 1.2434 0.03481 226 181 35 10
2113 The updrafts are killer around here. 1.2434 0.03537 226 182 33 11
2114 I think we must be doing this backwards. 1.2434 0.03700 226 185 27 14
2115 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, ouch! 1.2434 0.03537 226 182 33 11
2116 Even if it is shinier and more manageable than yours, we can still make this work. 1.2434 0.03646 226 184 29 13
2117 What happened to my prince with a buzz cut? 1.2434 0.03307 226 178 41 7
2118 I keep telling you: I'm not Donald Trump! 1.2433 0.03459 263 216 30 17
2119 Pull me up, it’s terrible out here 1.2432 0.03692 222 181 28 13
2120 I would’ve gotten here faster but I was getting my roots done. 1.2432 0.03522 222 178 34 10
2121 Slide down, I’ll catch you. 1.2432 0.03464 222 177 36 9
2122 OK then,lets try plaiting some rungs into it. 1.2432 0.03522 222 178 34 10
2123 I don't think this revision will work. 1.2431 0.03401 255 207 34 14
2124 Just go with it. I've been working on this for years! 1.2431 0.03505 218 174 35 9
2125 It's Leznuper - why do you ask? 1.2431 0.03738 218 178 27 13
2126 It’s been really humid lately. 1.2430 0.03296 251 201 39 11
2127 Just tell me it’s not another gray 1.2430 0.03669 214 173 30 11
2128 Now that’s what I call an up-do! 1.2429 0.03523 247 202 30 15
2129 What do you mean you bobbed your hair? 1.2429 0.03476 247 201 32 14
2130 It's the latest style; it's called a comb over. 1.2429 0.03528 210 167 35 8
2131 Did I mention I liked your hair better when it was longer? 1.2429 0.03462 210 166 37 7
2132 Isn't there an easier way to dismantle gender norms? 1.2429 0.03654 210 169 31 10
2133 You've messed up my man bun! 1.2428 0.03515 243 198 31 14
2134 OK. Now climb down. 1.2428 0.03467 243 197 33 13
2135 It has both style AND function! 1.2427 0.03136 239 187 46 6
2136 The History of the Man-Bun, Part 1 1.2427 0.03456 239 193 34 12
2137 I think I read Rapunzel's instructions upside-down. 1.2427 0.03456 239 193 34 12
2138 It takes forever to dry, but I just love the way it makes me feel. 1.2427 0.03246 239 189 42 8
2139 I love what you did to your hair 1.2427 0.03352 239 191 38 10
2140 The trick is you don't 'repeat'. 1.2424 0.03186 264 211 42 11
2141 I never thought I would ever say "Combover to the rescue!" 1.2424 0.03316 231 183 40 8
2142 Rapunzel, Rapunzel! Do I have split ends??" 1.2423 0.03523 227 183 33 11
2143 I haven't found anyone else who does my hair like you. 1.2423 0.03235 227 178 43 6
2144 Yes, I used a leave in conditioner." 1.2423 0.03523 227 183 33 11
2145 No, no, no, Amazon! I ordered this in blonde. 1.2422 0.03389 256 208 34 14
2146 Try not to undo my comb-over as you climb down. 1.2422 0.03056 256 201 48 7
2147 Ivanka quit messing around I need my hair to be perfect for the press conference. 1.2422 0.03298 256 206 38 12
2148 We will need to check your roots before you can come in. 1.2422 0.03731 223 183 26 14
2149 Trust me: it's better this way 1.2422 0.03508 223 179 34 10
2150 Are you sure this is a good idea? 1.2422 0.03144 223 173 46 4
2151 Go ahead, climb down, I used a whole bottle of freezing gel. 1.2422 0.03508 223 179 34 10
2152 I understand what a top-knot is, but how does that help me? 1.2422 0.03331 223 176 40 7
2153 Oh, another grey one! 1.2420 0.03550 219 176 33 10
2154 'Well Trump liked it...' 1.2419 0.03557 248 204 28 16
2155 What say tonight we go out? 1.2419 0.03368 248 200 36 12
2156 I don't think taking my shoes off will matter that much if you're measuring my height like that. 1.2419 0.03771 215 176 26 13
2157 3D printers made my modern day fairy tale come true. 1.2419 0.03533 215 172 34 9
2158 Castle Cuts “Just a little off the top” 1.2419 0.03713 215 175 28 12
2159 Seriously. My name is Leznupar 1.2419 0.03594 215 173 32 10
2160 Sorry, It's a Preexisting Condition. 1.2418 0.03454 244 198 33 13
2161 How much more gel do you think it needs? 1.2418 0.03253 244 194 41 9
2162 I think I'd prefer it if you just wrapped me around your little finger. 1.2417 0.03576 211 169 33 9
2163 Is that... is that hair gel? 1.2417 0.03576 211 169 33 9
2164 Can I come up? I'm trying to get back to my roots. 1.2417 0.03392 240 193 36 11
2165 My toilet drains clockwise also. 1.2417 0.03340 240 192 38 10
2166 Quick! The hair spray is wearing out! 1.2417 0.03340 240 192 38 10
2167 I really dislike opposites day. 1.2417 0.03493 240 195 32 13
2168 'What the hell is in your shampoo?' 1.2417 0.03340 240 192 38 10
2169 Alright, now jump! 1.2415 0.03430 236 190 35 11
2170 I hope the Grimm Brothers hear about this. 1.2415 0.03212 236 186 43 7
2171 All this was a comb over? Forget it - the wedding is off! 1.2415 0.03268 236 187 41 8
2172 Go ahead! Climb down! 1.2414 0.03678 232 191 26 15
2173 If you can't go low, I'll go high. 1.2414 0.03862 203 166 25 12
2174 You should try something for these split ends. 1.2412 0.03239 257 206 40 11
2175 The pony tail is so yesterday. Can you do a buzz cut with a man bun? 1.2412 0.03282 228 180 41 7
2176 So yeah I'm kind of a feminist. 1.2412 0.03509 228 184 33 11
2177 'Tis easy, just use your winch, wench. 1.2412 0.03564 228 185 31 12
2178 Of course I can swing. Can you keep time? 1.2411 0.03367 253 205 35 13
2179 Stop being so nit-picky and slide down already! 1.2409 0.03293 220 173 41 6
2180 Transpunzel, Transpunzel! Let up your hair! 1.2409 0.03818 220 182 23 15
2181 This hair boner wan't last forever. So keep stroking it or hop on it now before it goes limp. 1.2409 0.03477 220 176 35 9
2182 Thy name is Prince Harry 1.2408 0.03241 245 195 41 9
2183 It's not my choice, the king has decreed comb overs 1.2407 0.03518 216 173 34 9
2184 I thought we could try my place this tim. 1.2407 0.03518 216 173 34 9
2185 Would you repeat the question. 1.2407 0.03578 241 198 28 15
2186 I'm guessing these aren't the only locks between me and freedom. 1.2407 0.03275 241 192 40 9
2187 Okay, I admit it. I’m the one who’s been using your shampoo. 1.2407 0.03529 241 197 30 14
2188 Any day, now, I'm out of Rogaine. 1.2405 0.03103 262 208 45 9
2189 So whaddya say, can you fix those split ends for me? 1.2403 0.03561 233 190 30 13
2190 Thy love and my product are strong enough to bring us together 1.2403 0.03401 233 187 36 10
2191 LIMERICK: She was stuck in a tower...with no bathroom or shower...Her beau from Assisi...His hair, mighty greasy...And the bouquet of their love was sweet..also sour. 1.2402 0.03495 229 185 33 11
2192 I said comb it not climb it! 1.2402 0.03603 229 187 29 13
2193 I'm your knight in shining, tangle-free, luscious hair! 1.2402 0.03327 229 182 39 8
2194 This is different, right? 1.2402 0.03213 254 203 41 10
2195 For each action there is an equal and opposite reaction. 1.2400 0.03480 225 181 34 10
2196 OK I will use the conditioner and comeback 1.2400 0.03364 225 179 38 8
2197 If we tell it how it happened, nobody will believe us. 1.2400 0.03364 225 179 38 8
2198 Well, if you really believed in equality you'd be the one up here, not me. 1.2400 0.03592 225 183 30 12
2199 Do you think I should do a man bun? 1.2400 0.03094 250 197 46 7
2200 Just give me a light trim. 1.2400 0.03833 200 163 26 11
2201 Is this what you call reverse psychology? 1.2399 0.03210 271 219 39 13
2202 I suppose this is my #MeToo moment? 1.2398 0.03429 246 200 33 13
2203 Ohhh...I thought I heard you said "grow out your hair" 1.2398 0.03380 246 199 35 12
2204 How about we try the trickle-down theory? 1.2398 0.03380 246 199 35 12
2205 Be back with some sheets. 1.2398 0.03579 221 179 31 11
2206 Okay- now on the count of 3, pull. 1.2398 0.03579 221 179 31 11
2207 Just trim a little off the end, please. 1.2398 0.03636 221 180 29 12
2208 #yetoo 1.2397 0.03367 242 195 36 11
2209 You are right not a single split end. When my father lets me out I am switching to your stylist. 1.2396 0.03564 217 175 32 10
2210 All I’m saying is, Ashley, this looks gay as hell. 1.2396 0.03682 217 177 28 12
2211 So if we do move in together, we can each come and go as the other pleases. 1.2395 0.03045 263 208 47 8
2212 I knew you'd be hair for me. 1.2395 0.03244 238 189 41 8
2213 Stupid cartoonist! 1.2395 0.03404 238 192 35 11
2214 Rapunzel, Rap..... wait a minute, you’re messin w the story line here 1.2393 0.03222 234 185 42 7
2215 Sorry. First rule of Hair Club for Men... 1.2391 0.03427 230 185 35 10
2216 Quickly, pull me up! It's no better out here! 1.2391 0.03536 230 187 31 12
2217 I'll never make it down with these split ends." 1.2391 0.03589 230 188 29 13
2218 We can stay at your place, right? 1.2391 0.03371 230 184 37 9
2219 The reader is probably dyslexic. 1.2390 0.03518 251 207 28 16
2220 i misunderstood... 1.2390 0.03379 251 204 34 13
2221 But our children would have split ends. 1.2390 0.03284 251 202 38 11
2222 It's like the Indian rope trick, but with hair. 1.2390 0.03083 251 198 46 7
2223 I didn't want to be a letdown. 1.2390 0.03332 251 203 36 12
2224 I need it this long to comb over my bald spot. 1.2389 0.03466 226 182 34 10
2225 Too much Viagra. 1.2389 0.03416 247 201 33 13
2226 This new styling gel is frankly upstanding! 1.2388 0.04007 201 167 20 14
2227 I'm just going to let you down again. 1.2387 0.03622 222 181 29 12
2228 Role reversal exercises give me a headache. 1.2387 0.03449 222 178 35 9
2229 Surely it's self-evident that liberation can be most effectively created by a supply-side rescue policy. 1.2387 0.03677 222 182 27 13
2230 I’m trying to be more socially concsioucous-this time, why don’t you climb down my hair? 1.2387 0.03507 222 179 33 10
2231 Thou may cometh back once thou hath conditioned. 1.2387 0.03198 243 193 42 8
2232 I would wax eloquent, but I used all the wax on my hair. 1.2387 0.03303 243 195 38 10
2233 It happened after I read James Joyce 1.2385 0.03489 218 175 34 9
2234 I think this is enough to buy a ladder! 1.2385 0.03286 239 191 39 9
2235 On this planet gravity works a little differently Sweetheart 1.2385 0.03286 239 191 39 9
2236 Of course our story no longer makes sense! The gender-neutral police win again! 1.2383 0.03405 214 170 37 7
2237 If you're not going to pull me up, I may as well get a Bob. 1.2383 0.03266 235 187 40 8
2238 The subway must have been brutal getting here 1.2383 0.03375 235 189 36 10
2239 And this gel comes in strawberry scented, too! 1.2383 0.03533 235 192 30 13
2240 We're going to need more Gel if this is gonna work! 1.2383 0.03210 235 186 42 7
2241 You really get me. 1.2383 0.03142 256 204 43 9
2242 Don't worry, it's 'extra strong hold' hair gel. 1.2383 0.03043 256 202 47 7
2243 I might have overdone the Rogaine, Rapz... 1.2381 0.03522 231 188 31 12
2244 I don't want to come up that badly ... 1.2381 0.03575 210 169 32 9
2245 Now pull me up, please. 1.2381 0.03272 252 203 38 11
2246 We do everything the other way ‘round when we visit Down Under. 1.2381 0.03413 231 186 35 10
2247 I'm a feminist 1.2379 0.03279 227 180 40 7
2248 Rampunzel, Rampunzel, climb down my hair ! 1.2379 0.03618 227 186 28 13
2249 I put a lot of gel on it! Now slide on down! 1.2379 0.03453 227 183 34 10
2250 Oh yeah, ever since people heard about you it’s been all the rage 1.2379 0.03453 227 183 34 10
2251 It's a Rapunzel comb-over. 1.2379 0.03671 227 187 26 14
2252 I play for the Lions. Everyone pledged not to cut their hair until we win a Super Bowl. 1.2377 0.03550 223 181 31 11
2253 Can I rescue you now? 1.2375 0.03429 240 195 33 12
2254 You didn't specify that it had to be blond! 1.2375 0.03220 240 191 41 8
2255 Because, fair damsel, I've not been to the gym of late. 1.2375 0.03480 240 196 31 13
2256 Just help me with my split ends, will ya? 1.2375 0.03378 240 194 35 11
2257 Still needs a little more gel. 1.2374 0.03033 257 203 47 7
2258 Reverse-engineering at its worst. 1.2373 0.03309 236 189 38 9
2259 Impressive locks on the door too. 1.2372 0.03578 215 174 31 10
2260 How? A LOT of gel. 1.2372 0.03517 215 173 33 9
2261 Please, please, remember this time to slide around to the back side. 1.2372 0.03260 253 204 38 11
2262 I did NOT use your conditioner 1.2371 0.03400 232 187 35 10
2263 But 'Rapunzel' is so cliché. Have you ever seen 'There's Something About Mary'? 1.2370 0.03745 211 173 26 12
2264 You can climb down to me now, thanks to my new Oh-So-Stiff Hair Gel. 1.2370 0.03684 211 172 28 11
2265 Yikes! I can see this is going to be hair-raising experience. 1.2369 0.03343 249 202 35 12
2266 So what if you found a gray hair? 1.2368 0.03604 228 187 28 13
2267 I finally saved enough money for extensions. 1.2368 0.03325 228 182 38 8
2268 Well not exactly what I had in mind but if you have enough product we can make it work. 1.2367 0.03175 245 195 42 8
2269 Your place or mine? 1.2367 0.03429 245 200 32 13
2270 See? No more man bun. Now will you date me? 1.2367 0.03539 207 166 33 8
2271 Quick, pull me up! The patriarchy is coming. 1.2366 0.03592 224 183 29 12
2272 Tbank God! You landed on your feet, with hair to spare! 1.2366 0.03421 224 180 35 9
2273 It’s a jojoba extract. 1.2366 0.03648 224 184 27 13
2274 Yes, your new conditioner smells great—now what? 1.2366 0.03362 224 179 37 8
2275 It took 100 cans of hairspray 1.2366 0.03421 224 180 35 9
2276 Upsy-Daisy. 1.2366 0.03479 224 181 33 10
2277 Rapunzel, I got your note, how'd you know I'm dyslexic? 1.2365 0.03261 241 193 39 9
2278 It's even worse than that. My hands have turned into carrots. 1.2365 0.03314 241 194 37 10
2279 Rapunzel, Rapunzel. This is just another hair-brained idea of mine. 1.2365 0.03583 203 163 32 8
2280 Shaping my hair into a ladder would have involved a lot more hairspray. 1.2364 0.03461 220 177 34 9
2281 Pull me up. Then you can shinny on down. 1.2364 0.03579 220 179 30 11
2282 Grab on, I'll pull you down! 1.2363 0.03296 237 190 38 9
2283 Don’t blame me Rapunzel. Have you never seen ‘There’s Something About Mary’? 1.2363 0.03129 237 187 44 6
2284 Winch. With an i. 1.2363 0.03350 237 191 36 10
2285 There's nothing to fear, I used ultra strong styling mousse! 1.2363 0.03129 237 187 44 6
2286 While the gender flip is admirable, the carbon footprint of the hairspray involved is intolerable. 1.2363 0.03455 237 193 32 12
2287 I'll get pregnant for you too. 1.2363 0.03506 237 194 30 13
2288 Are you SURE this is hair gel? 1.2361 0.03495 233 190 31 12
2289 Just a bit off the top and part on the right please. 1.2361 0.03332 233 187 37 9
2290 Pretty good for a comb-over don’t you think? 1.2361 0.03495 233 190 31 12
2291 I offer you these magic shoes - and my man bun. 1.2361 0.03847 233 197 17 19
2292 Let me move in; otherwise my parents will make me get a haircut. 1.2361 0.03387 233 188 35 10
2293 I can't weave a ladder out of this bird's nest. I told you to use conditioner! 1.2360 0.03233 250 201 39 10
2294 No, my name is Ralph and I have friend with a ladder. 1.2360 0.03183 250 200 41 9
2295 Oh, and Dad says hi. 1.2360 0.03317 267 219 33 15
2296 Is this not what you meant by role play? 1.2358 0.03729 212 174 26 12
2297 See Rapunzel, you don't always have to let down your hair 1.2358 0.03669 212 173 28 11
2298 Give it a try, what have you got to lose? 1.2358 0.03545 212 171 32 9
2299 Has the role of bean stalk been filled in this tale too? 1.2358 0.03642 229 189 26 14
2300 This isn't going to work. I'm calling for the guy from Lyft." 1.2358 0.03536 229 187 30 12
2301 The Rogaine Stuff Really Does Work! 1.2358 0.03536 229 187 30 12
2302 I haven't got time for a shampoo and cut. Can you just give me a quick blow job? 1.2358 0.03695 229 190 24 15
2303 Come see my tower. It's better than yours. Much better. And bigger too. Much bigger! 1.2358 0.03416 246 201 32 13
2304 ...and THAT is why you need a home security system. 1.2358 0.03416 246 201 32 13
2305 You know, I think this gives me an idea! 1.2357 0.03080 263 210 44 9
2306 On the way here I had the most hair- raising experience with some witch! 1.2356 0.03778 208 171 25 12
2307 Yes, I know it's a reverse situation--but this is the age of Me, Too. 1.2356 0.03653 208 169 29 10
2308 I also cook and clean. 1.2356 0.03289 225 179 39 7
2309 WOW! Absolutely no split-ends! 1.2356 0.03407 225 181 35 9
2310 Oh, nothing. Just two hogsheads of gel and a fortnight at the bellows. 1.2356 0.03465 225 182 33 10
2311 Don't worry Rapunzel. We've done this before. 1.2355 0.03031 242 190 47 5
2312 I'm donating it to Locks Above. They specialize in star-crossed maidens." 1.2355 0.03196 242 193 41 8
2313 Enough hairspray and you can slide out. 1.2355 0.03297 259 211 35 13
2314 Woman! Damn! I already told you I checked for lice. Now get a good grip and jump! 1.2353 0.03102 272 219 42 11
2315 After her first marriage failed, Rapunzel conceded that it was not such a bad idea to marry up. 1.2353 0.03442 238 194 32 12
2316 Who lets down the hair in this relationship? 1.2353 0.03442 238 194 32 12
2317 I know! I know! Too much hair spray 1.2353 0.03284 238 191 38 9
2318 Just a taper fade and thinning please" 1.2353 0.03447 221 178 34 9
2319 I was going for a look of equality. 1.2353 0.03325 221 176 38 7
2320 I knew this hairstyle would come in handy for something. 1.2353 0.03568 204 164 32 8
2321 This long hair idea is not working. I'm coming back with a Cherry Picker. 1.2351 0.03319 251 204 35 12
2322 Don’t worry. I used extra hold hair spray.” 1.2351 0.03222 251 202 39 10
2323 You ever use a fireman's pole? 1.2351 0.03319 251 204 35 12
2324 Can you braid it for me? 1.2350 0.03207 234 186 41 7
2325 Explain to me how this happened, again 1.2350 0.03374 234 189 35 10
2326 I thought I'd save you the trouble of letting down your hair. 1.2348 0.03255 247 199 38 10
2327 Hold it tight and I will be right up. 1.2348 0.03412 230 186 34 10
2328 Hair Club for Men. Now, pull! 1.2347 0.03530 213 172 32 9
2329 I thought we could be friends with fringe benefits. 1.2347 0.03772 213 176 24 13
2330 I think gravity is against us with this idea. 1.2346 0.03330 260 213 33 14
2331 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, are you sure you know how to make a man-bun? 1.2346 0.03237 243 195 39 9
2332 Great! Now just climb down! 1.2345 0.03451 226 183 33 10
2333 too much gel? 1.2344 0.03762 209 172 25 12
2334 You do know how to tie a slip knot, right? 1.2343 0.03217 239 191 40 8
2335 I'm having a rescue hair day 1.2342 0.03312 222 177 38 7
2336 What do you mean, I need to use more conditioner? 1.2340 0.03361 235 190 35 10
2337 Would you believe the impact this man bun has had on my job hunt? 1.2340 0.03361 235 190 35 10
2338 Trust me! Viagra hardens hair too. 1.2339 0.03534 218 177 31 10
2339 ...as you can see the wig has minimal structural integrity thus making any rescue attempt futile but boy you should see the look on your face! 1.2339 0.03709 218 180 25 13
2340 Quick, pull me up, I don't know how long the hair straightener will last 1.2339 0.03243 248 200 38 10
2341 This is gonna hurt me more than it hurts you" 1.2339 0.03243 248 200 38 10
2342 I beseech thee - less gel, more conditioner! 1.2339 0.03243 248 200 38 10
2343 I used thick #10 hair spray so you can slide down. 1.2338 0.03665 201 163 29 9
2344 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let's not split hairs over who goes first 1.2338 0.03399 231 187 34 10
2345 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, haul me up by my hair. I'm tired of waiting for you to let yours down. 1.2338 0.03454 231 188 32 11
2346 I can give you my hairdresser's info. 1.2336 0.03452 214 172 34 8
2347 I don't know, my mother's father is bald. 1.2336 0.03328 244 198 35 11
2348 Make haste! Tomorrow I'm getting it washed." 1.2336 0.03379 244 199 33 12
2349 And you need a hair extension why? 1.2336 0.03173 244 195 41 8
2350 Get on it quick! Hair today gone tomorrow? 1.2335 0.03494 227 185 31 11
2351 I am not sure if I am comfortable with the feminist approach to this.... 1.2335 0.03167 257 207 40 10
2352 HAIR YOU GO COMB ON DOWN ! 1.2332 0.03435 253 209 29 15
2353 What can I say? I lost the House, so...you pull me up this time. 1.2332 0.03703 223 185 24 14
2354 Symbolically, it just makes more sense. 1.2331 0.03096 266 214 42 10
2355 Let’s try you letting down your hair. 1.2331 0.03294 236 190 37 9
2356 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, leggo me 'air! 1.2331 0.03402 236 192 33 11
2357 'But it's more than a man bun, I think of it as my personal flexible hair-based escape aid.' 1.2331 0.03183 236 188 41 7
2358 I spent a fortune on hair gel, but you're worth every penny. 1.2329 0.03078 249 198 44 7
2359 Thanks, I'll call you. 1.2328 0.03547 232 191 28 13
2360 It’s called ‘gel’. 1.2328 0.03494 232 190 30 12
2361 It's my best natural extension but the hemp is very popular too. 1.2328 0.03440 232 189 32 11
2362 I know it's long enough! But I think I'm supposed to be up there & you down here! 1.2328 0.03216 232 185 40 7
2363 I told you the contrete hair gel would work 1.2328 0.03274 232 186 38 8
2364 Bet the comb-over isn't so funny now! 1.2328 0.03386 232 188 34 10
2365 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, give me my hair 1.2327 0.03316 245 199 35 11
2366 #You too? 1.2327 0.03316 245 199 35 11
2367 You need to use more conditioner. 1.2326 0.03622 215 176 28 11
2368 Does your dowry include scissors? 1.2326 0.03562 215 175 30 10
2369 No worries, the significance of gravity is greatly diminished given new market conditions... 1.2325 0.03367 228 184 35 9
2370 No, I haven't seen your scrunchie. 1.2325 0.03067 228 179 45 4
2371 Fear not fair damsel, for I am Leznupar! 1.2324 0.03454 241 198 30 13
2372 If you didn’t get a haircut we would be out of here a couple of hours ago 1.2324 0.03352 241 196 34 11
2373 Would you be willing to come down? 1.2324 0.03193 241 193 40 8
2374 You have no idea how much hair gel it takes to get this look..." 1.2323 0.03331 254 208 33 13
2375 Maybe we should try switching this up a bit. 1.2322 0.03479 211 170 33 8
2376 No, no. This'll work. Just tie it on to your hair and slide down. 1.2321 0.03405 224 181 34 9
2377 Do you know how to tie a bowline? 1.2321 0.03286 224 179 38 7
2378 Just a light trim, please! 1.2321 0.03464 224 182 32 10
2379 You're not going anywhere!! 1.2321 0.03286 224 179 38 7
2380 Yep. You definitely have nits. 1.2321 0.03405 224 181 34 9
2381 There's enough product in there for you to slide down. 1.2321 0.03286 224 179 38 7
2382 We're going to have to break up. I can't afford the hair gel. 1.2321 0.03521 224 183 30 11
2383 The carpet deos not match the drapes, I promise. 1.2321 0.03441 237 194 31 12
2384 Hey lady. You wrote the note. 1.2321 0.03227 237 190 39 8
2385 Careful, it’s slippery. 1.2320 0.03270 250 203 36 11
2386 Split ends? Now you're just splitting hairs. 1.2320 0.03220 250 202 38 10
2387 Is this what you meant by #MeToo? 1.2320 0.03507 250 208 26 16
2388 I would’ve preferred a ladder. 1.2318 0.03195 220 174 41 5
2389 I'd like to submit a caption but I'm afraid it would be repundant. 1.2318 0.03373 233 189 34 10
2390 You never let up.... 1.2318 0.03585 233 193 26 14
2391 It began growing when I stated taking the ED medication. 1.2318 0.03427 233 190 32 11
2392 So when the humidity rolls in, my curls will shoot me straight up to you. 1.2318 0.03533 233 192 28 13
2393 Let's do an inch off the bottom...and I've always wondered how I'd look with bangs. 1.2318 0.03317 233 188 36 9
2394 I guess I let my comb-over get out of control. 1.2318 0.03317 233 188 36 9
2395 I told him ‘easy on the product’. 1.2317 0.03192 259 210 38 11
2396 Tie it off, but bring scissors when you come down. 1.2317 0.03239 259 211 36 12
2397 I still struggle with the cowlick. Any advice? 1.2315 0.03607 216 177 28 11
2398 Why did you go first? 1.2314 0.03575 229 189 27 13
2399 Everybody says I should cut it, but sometimes it comes in handy. 1.2314 0.03296 229 184 37 8
2400 We're lucky I'm having a bad hair day today. 1.2314 0.03354 229 185 35 9
2401 Careful on the split ends. 1.2314 0.03288 242 196 36 10
2402 Just braid it! 1.2314 0.03235 242 195 38 9
2403 I swear it's not a toupee. Pull it! 1.2314 0.03182 242 194 40 8
2404 Thanks, it’s so hard to get to those out of reach tangles 1.2314 0.03182 242 194 40 8
2405 OK, the prince sent you; but couldn't he have given you a ladder? 1.2312 0.03467 199 159 34 6
2406 What do you think--crown braid or messy bun? 1.2311 0.03273 225 180 38 7
2407 Are you sure you read the instructions? 1.2311 0.03450 225 183 32 10
2408 Stop! You’re making my hair stand on end! 1.2311 0.03333 225 181 36 8
2409 I have traveled far to get your opinion on conditioners 1.2311 0.03507 225 184 30 11
2410 A little off the top would get rid of those split ends! 1.2311 0.03376 238 194 33 11
2411 Supporting a princess's right to let down her own hair or take his. 1.2311 0.03428 238 195 31 12
2412 It's the new Rogaine — pretty good results, eh . . . ? 1.2311 0.03479 238 196 29 13
2413 Good call with the hair spray! I’ll slide right down. 1.2311 0.03479 238 196 29 13
2414 I thought I'd 'let up' MY hair for a change... 1.2311 0.03102 238 189 43 6
2415 Is Rapunzel home? 1.2308 0.03371 208 166 36 6
2416 It looks like a hairline fracture. 1.2308 0.03571 234 194 26 14
2417 I read that reversing gender norms would help save you from the patriarchy. 1.2308 0.03370 221 178 35 8
2418 Now, just do a reverse wrap braid and start climbing down. 1.2308 0.03370 221 178 35 8
2419 What do you mean it's not what I expected? They're extensions. 1.2305 0.03165 256 207 39 10
2420 Hurts doesn't it? 1.2305 0.03116 243 194 42 7
2421 It's called "a reverse bob." 1.2305 0.03276 243 197 36 10
2422 I don't even know your last name. 1.2304 0.03561 230 190 27 13
2423 Lean in! 1.2304 0.03614 230 191 25 14
2424 3. “I really killed it at the royal mullet contest.” 1.2304 0.03397 230 187 33 10
2425 Some of these fractured fairytale s just don't work. 1.2304 0.03166 230 183 41 6
2426 Stop upbraiding me, I'm returning the slippers I borrowed. 1.2304 0.03561 230 190 27 13
2427 I’m not only president, I’m also a member! 1.2304 0.03651 217 179 26 12
2428 Let's trade places. 1.2304 0.03878 217 183 18 16
2429 We really ought to get the witch some help for her dyslexia 1.2304 0.03481 204 164 33 7
2430 Rapunzel, let down your flex hold gel. 1.2301 0.03203 239 192 39 8
2431 There’s a reason we’re not together. 1.2301 0.03147 239 191 41 7
2432 RAPUNZEL, YOU NEVER LET UP!! 1.2301 0.03363 239 195 33 11
2433 Do you know you've got split ends? 1.2301 0.03436 226 184 32 10
2434 That's right...my name is Leznupar. 1.2301 0.03549 226 186 28 12
2435 Now pull me up so I can put it back in a man ban! 1.2301 0.03378 226 183 34 9
2436 Not so hard, baby! Your coif may be magic, but this one's a weave. 1.2301 0.03436 226 184 32 10
2437 Just drop it Hermelda, it's not going to work out. But we can still be friends" 1.2300 0.03575 213 174 29 10
2438 I would have been here sooner, but it grows ever so slowly. 1.2300 0.03513 213 173 31 9
2439 I was going for a Conan O'Brien look. 1.2299 0.03351 261 216 30 15
2440 Kids, do not try this trick at home. 1.2298 0.03329 248 203 33 12
2441 Rapunzel, Rapunzel! Pull up my hair! 1.2298 0.03179 248 200 39 9
2442 Thank goodness for the comb over. 1.2298 0.03180 235 188 40 7
2443 I refuse to be rescued by someone with better hair than me! 1.2297 0.03591 222 183 27 12
2444 I never said retying my man bun would be easy. 1.2297 0.03534 222 182 29 11
2445 Your hair !!!!, Why have you cut your hair !!!! 1.2297 0.03620 209 171 28 10
2446 They call it gel.... 1.2295 0.03365 244 200 32 12
2447 I think I used too much mousse. 1.2295 0.03211 244 197 38 9
2448 It's solid - I was in an Elvis contest. 1.2295 0.03263 244 198 36 10
2449 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, you simply must tell me who does your hair. 1.2294 0.03384 231 188 33 10
2450 Something’s different this time... 1.2294 0.03154 231 184 41 6
2451 The name is Leznupar, known to be Rapunzel in reverse. 1.2294 0.03271 231 186 37 8
2452 I just washed my hair--are your hands clean? 1.2294 0.03439 231 189 31 11
2453 I love it when you do that to me! 1.2294 0.03154 231 184 41 6
2454 I told you the jojoba oil would work! 1.2294 0.03271 231 186 37 8
2455 Hair up. Hair down. My place next time. 1.2294 0.03328 231 187 35 9
2456 It looks like I have been reverse engineered into this fairy tale. 1.2294 0.03395 218 176 34 8
2457 I bought it from this nice troll under a bridge. 1.2294 0.03457 218 177 32 9
2458 Well! A little dab will DO you! 1.2294 0.03693 218 181 24 13
2459 Honestly, tell me, do you like me for me or is it something else? 1.2293 0.03218 266 218 35 13
2460 I know we've had communication issues, but this is ridiculous 1.2292 0.02982 253 201 46 6
2461 Good thing you're open! I want to perm my hair for a new look. 1.2292 0.03245 240 194 37 9
2462 Can you pull me up and then put it into a messy man bun for me? 1.2291 0.03365 227 184 34 9
2463 Technically you will be sliding up 1.2291 0.03479 227 186 30 11
2464 This could hurt. Can't you just beam me up? 1.2290 0.03435 214 173 33 8
2465 I think we're going to need more than product to get you out of there.... 1.2290 0.03498 214 174 31 9
2466 May I, m'love, suggest another use for my comb-over. 1.2290 0.03560 214 175 29 10
2467 There always something about you, Mary. 1.2290 0.03498 214 174 31 9
2468 You know I’m a Renaissance man. I share the load. 1.2289 0.03268 249 203 35 11
2469 It's extra strong hold, but it's slippery so hold on tight. 1.2288 0.03334 236 192 34 10
2470 I won’t fall for you! 1.2288 0.03279 236 191 36 9
2471 Hurry up, I'm almost 40. 1.2288 0.03334 236 192 34 10
2472 Thank goodness you're so good at making it harder. 1.2288 0.03492 236 195 28 13
2473 Sorry, My Lady. All I heard was 'extension'." 1.2287 0.03403 223 181 33 9
2474 No, I'm not going to scale the wall while you hang on to my hair. 1.2287 0.03520 223 183 29 11
2475 Just a little more hairspray and you'll make it! 1.2287 0.03330 258 213 31 14
2476 I was told you do perms. 1.2286 0.03353 245 201 32 12
2477 The stylist told me an "up-do" was "hep." 1.2286 0.03410 210 169 34 7
2478 Its safe to use it as an escape slide, I used lots of "product". 1.2285 0.03163 267 218 37 12
2479 Please help - ivory towers are the only safe places left. 1.2284 0.03200 232 186 39 7
2480 You have split ends! 1.2284 0.03426 232 190 31 11
2481 Do I have any hangups? 1.2284 0.03480 232 191 29 12
2482 Haven't you had a bad hair day before? 1.2284 0.03142 232 185 41 6
2483 It’s a New Wave rescue. 1.2284 0.03426 232 190 31 11
2484 Sorry, yeah, I did forget about gravity. 1.2283 0.03443 219 178 32 9
2485 U i evol,leznupaR 1.2283 0.03503 219 179 30 10
2486 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down my hair so I can make a man-bun! 1.2283 0.03562 219 180 28 11
2487 When you told me that you have enough to take me away from all of this, I didn’t think you were talking about your hair. 1.2282 0.03179 241 194 39 8
2488 Now do you think the multiverse theory is true? 1.2282 0.03286 241 196 35 10
2489 I was trying to grow a ladder but this was the best I could do on short notice. 1.2282 0.03179 241 194 39 8
2490 Me, too, Rapunzel 1.2282 0.03518 206 167 31 8
2491 I didn't do all of this just for you to complain about my split ends. 1.2282 0.03518 206 167 31 8
2492 It's a perm. 1.2281 0.03007 263 211 44 8
2493 It's called hair product. You can slide right down! 1.2281 0.03293 228 184 36 8
2494 The difference is I use styling mousse not hair softener. 1.2281 0.03409 228 186 32 10
2495 Okay Rapunzell. If you wont let down your hair then pull me up. 1.2281 0.03465 228 187 30 11
2496 The Airbnb requirement said it needed to be at least 20 feet long 1.2281 0.03465 228 187 30 11
2497 This is our most cost effective residential fibre optic offer. 1.2280 0.03156 250 202 39 9
2498 Yep! You definitely have split ends! 1.2279 0.03291 215 172 37 6
2499 I tried using the conditioner this time. 1.2279 0.03545 215 176 29 10
2500 If you want I could switch places with you. 1.2278 0.03479 237 196 28 13
2501 I thought it was time for a little role-reversal... 1.2278 0.03156 237 190 40 7
2502 Don’t change a hair for me. 1.2278 0.03321 237 193 34 10
2503 'You mean the split ends are a turn off ? 1.2278 0.03084 259 209 41 9
2504 Well that's my man bun 1.2277 0.03631 202 165 28 9
2505 Looks like physics wasn’t one of your electives. 1.2277 0.03421 202 162 34 6
2506 I'm all for up-ending gender norms. 1.2276 0.03438 246 204 28 14
2507 I know it defies all earthly logic, it’s Trump’s gel. But it’ll hold! 1.2276 0.03340 246 202 32 12
2508 Do you want the Marge Simpson hairdo? 1.2276 0.03188 246 199 38 9
2509 See if you can braid it into treadlocks. 1.2275 0.03526 211 172 30 9
2510 You expect me to climb down this? 1.2275 0.03713 211 175 24 12
2511 I knew this cowlick would be perfect. 1.2275 0.03395 211 170 34 7
2512 I didn't have time to wash it, I've been in Florida working the recount. 1.2275 0.03302 233 189 35 9
2513 Cut my hair? I'm waiting till marriage 1.2275 0.03412 233 191 31 11
2514 Can I come up or do you want to come down? 1.2275 0.03412 233 191 31 11
2515 I don’t think it matches my drapes. 1.2275 0.03623 233 195 23 15
2516 For with none other, m’lady, do I so gel. 1.2275 0.03130 233 186 41 6
2517 YOU'VE GOT SOME UPDRAFT HERE! 1.2275 0.03188 233 187 39 7
2518 Herbalife made it happen. Ask me how. 1.2273 0.03112 242 194 41 7
2519 It's full of hair clips.... I'll bleed to death on the way down! 1.2273 0.03274 242 197 35 10
2520 Some people say I am overcompensating for other, um, shortfalls, but all that is perfectly fine, believe me. 1.2273 0.03274 242 197 35 10
2521 Whoa, this is all wrong! 1.2273 0.03377 242 199 31 12
2522 I discovered this great gel. You're safe to slide down. 1.2273 0.03112 242 194 41 7
2523 I guess it was a good idea to try the 'up-do' after all. 1.2273 0.02997 264 212 44 8
2524 I told you it would unravel Donald! 1.2271 0.03451 229 188 30 11
2525 Split ends? I'd rather stay up here for eternity. 1.2269 0.03121 260 211 39 10
2526 My hair-raising encounter with the witch resulted in a shellacking. 1.2269 0.03469 216 176 31 9
2527 I’d really like to be in any other fairy tale. Can I speak to HR? 1.2267 0.03124 247 199 40 8
2528 Do you have any conditioner? 1.2267 0.03317 225 182 35 8
2529 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, I’m confused about my gender identity. 1.2267 0.03491 225 185 29 11
2530 Yeah, I have some hair gel... why do you ask? 1.2267 0.03376 225 183 33 9
2531 Wait! Wait! Let's talk this through one more time! 1.2267 0.03256 225 181 37 7
2532 Pull me up. It's revisionist fairy tale hair growth. 1.2266 0.03334 203 162 36 5
2533 So, I'm thinking a bit too much hair spray. 1.2266 0.03477 203 164 32 7
2534 You would not believe how much gel this took 1.2266 0.03681 203 167 26 10
2535 Come on, it’ll work! 1.2265 0.03233 234 189 37 8
2536 Get Ready, one, two, three, PULL! 1.2265 0.03289 234 190 35 9
2537 you are going to be fine. i used crazy glue on it 1.2265 0.03399 234 192 31 11
2538 Rapunzel, honey, would you pull me up already? 1.2264 0.03381 212 171 34 7
2539 It better work. I used the strongest gel on the market! 1.2264 0.02890 265 211 48 6
2540 Is thouest up for the old switcheroo? 1.2263 0.03261 243 198 35 10
2541 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, send down your detangler. 1.2263 0.03155 243 196 39 8
2542 OMG tell me this is a hair extension. 1.2263 0.03414 243 201 29 13
2543 But do we have enough in common? 1.2263 0.03155 243 196 39 8
2544 All I know is it has something to do with Title IX. 1.2262 0.03533 221 182 28 11
2545 I was looking for a new stylist and you came highly recommended. 1.2262 0.03415 221 180 32 9
2546 These final rehearsals never start well... 1.2262 0.03134 252 204 39 9
2547 Go ahead, it's safe . . . I used a whole tube of Got2b glued. 1.2261 0.03438 230 189 30 11
2548 I hope I put enough gel in it 1.2261 0.03149 230 184 40 6
2549 You want me to climb on a Trump Vine? Do I look that desperate! 1.2261 0.03546 230 191 26 13
2550 Rapunzel, Rapunzel...quit teasing me. 1.2261 0.03158 261 213 37 11
2551 Maybe y7ou've heard of me? I'm Rapunzelot." 1.2260 0.03488 208 169 31 8
2552 Based on Rapunzel and on the laws of physics, I think we're doing this wrong. 1.2259 0.03018 239 190 44 5
2553 I told you it was too much mousse! 1.2259 0.03296 239 195 34 10
2554 Talk about role reversals! 1.2259 0.03075 239 191 42 6
2555 They're extensions but still under warranty." 1.2259 0.03075 239 191 42 6
2556 I told you I'd find a way -- tie it to something and climb down 1.2258 0.03516 217 178 29 10
2557 good thing I didn't take 6 inches off the top 1.2258 0.03392 217 176 33 8
2558 Should I wear my hair up or down for the wedding? 1.2258 0.03597 186 150 30 6
2559 My barber died. 1.2258 0.03113 248 200 40 8
2560 Hair straightener and a volumizing shampoo. 1.2257 0.03477 226 186 29 11
2561 I'm sorry, but it took awhile to grow it out. 1.2257 0.03362 226 184 33 9
2562 It looks nicer when it is parted in the middle. 1.2257 0.03420 226 185 31 10
2563 What did you think it was? 1.2255 0.03164 235 189 39 7
2564 What it lacks in style it makes up for in strength. 1.2255 0.03221 235 190 37 8
2565 Sorry. Our volunteer fire department has had some cutbacks. 1.2255 0.03164 235 189 39 7
2566 This time I used a shitload of gel. 1.2255 0.03277 235 191 35 9
2567 Leznuper, Leznuper, let go of my hair. 1.2255 0.03599 204 167 28 9
2568 Eugene, Eugene let up your hair! 1.2254 0.03197 244 198 37 9
2569 Keep pulling. We gotta hurry, your dad will be home soon" 1.2254 0.03197 244 198 37 9
2570 It's grey! Do you have a younger brother? 1.2254 0.03352 244 201 31 12
2571 You must do something about these split ends! 1.2254 0.03620 213 176 26 11
2572 Just take a little off the bottom. 1.2253 0.03221 253 207 35 11
2573 Wait! That's not my real hair! I'm wearing extensions! 1.2252 0.03401 222 181 32 9
2574 Repunzel, gravity will not be working in our favor, I fear. 1.2252 0.03279 222 179 36 7
2575 Sorry... not enough room here for us both. 1.2252 0.03457 262 221 23 18
2576 i'm just here to borrow your scissors 1.2251 0.03077 231 184 42 5
2577 . . . then you . . . slide down to . . . me. Umm, wait a minute. Something's goofed-up here. 1.2251 0.03424 231 190 30 11
2578 You said we always go to my place. I’m willing to compromise, babe. 1.2251 0.03312 231 188 34 9
2579 Oh no, Rapunzel! When I said “Let your hair down,” I expected you would leave it attached to your head. 1.2250 0.03645 200 164 27 9
2580 Consider it as an exercise in gender equality. 1.2248 0.03315 218 176 35 7
2581 What, you were hoping for a blue wave? 1.2247 0.03349 227 185 33 9
2582 You need more conditioner. 1.2247 0.03290 227 184 35 8
2583 Pictured is the first receipt printed by CVS. 1.2246 0.03630 236 199 21 16
2584 It's not the way they did it in the version of Rapunzel that I'm familiar with. 1.2246 0.03373 236 194 31 11
2585 Seriously...a man-bun ! 1.2245 0.03185 245 199 37 9
2586 I'm sorry, but they were out of viagra 1.2245 0.03339 245 202 31 12
2587 See: No split ends! 1.2245 0.03185 245 199 37 9
2588 I'll climb, but cut me some slack. 1.2244 0.03515 205 167 30 8
2589 I asked him to take a little off the top... 1.2243 0.03481 214 175 30 9
2590 My mousse awaits. 1.2242 0.03561 223 185 26 12
2591 Rapunzel, how would you like to become the next Madame de Pompadour? 1.2242 0.03139 223 178 40 5
2592 As long as I don't bend my neck, you'll be OK 1.2241 0.03356 232 190 32 10
2593 Remember to pull with you back 1.2241 0.03465 232 192 28 12
2594 Naturally, they both swiped right 1.2241 0.03411 232 191 30 11
2595 What did you think would happen? Jump. 1.2241 0.03375 241 199 30 12
2596 The other way wasn't working, so I used Aquanet. Just try it. 1.2241 0.03218 241 196 36 9
2597 See? Escape route disguised as a man bun! 1.2241 0.03375 241 199 30 12
2598 You don’t listen to me! 1.2240 0.03292 250 206 32 12
2599 Don’t worry I used the super hold hair spray! 1.2239 0.03050 268 218 40 10
2600 You’re in for some stiff competition 1.2239 0.03343 201 161 35 5
2601 Small world! Reminds me so much of a fairy tale I once read. 1.2237 0.03157 228 183 39 6
2602 Come back next week,Game if Thrones is on. 1.2236 0.03306 237 194 33 10
2603 You wouldn't let down your hair, so I asked for an up-do! Prithee, come down this instant, Rapunzel. 1.2236 0.03360 237 195 31 11
2604 This is how long you're supposed to grow it. 1.2236 0.03306 237 194 33 10
2605 No, don’t try to pull me up, just slide down ! 1.2236 0.03013 246 197 43 6
2606 Donald Trump recommended you 1.2236 0.03614 246 209 19 18
2607 It don't know how to break it to you. I started seeing Harry. 1.2235 0.03246 255 210 33 12
2608 Yes my dear, you could use a little conditioner. 1.2235 0.03150 255 208 37 10
2609 Okay, now before you come down let's figure out the physics of this. 1.2233 0.03633 206 170 26 10
2610 Ok, I’ll get my roots done and give it another go next week! 1.2233 0.03466 215 176 30 9
2611 I never cared much for this part. 1.2232 0.03313 224 182 34 8
2612 Fake mousse! 1.2232 0.03373 224 183 32 9
2613 Alright, maybe I overdid it with the hair gel. 1.2232 0.03252 224 181 36 7
2614 With how long it took you to get ready I thought of a different escape route. 1.2232 0.03343 233 191 32 10
2615 Methinks this hipster thing has gone too far. 1.2232 0.03287 233 190 34 9
2616 Be careful! It’s a bad hair day. 1.2232 0.03451 233 193 28 12
2617 Madame Pompadour, I presume. 1.2231 0.03206 242 197 36 9
2618 You should shampoo. 1.2231 0.03413 242 201 28 13
2619 Trump signed another executive order so now we all have to get combovers. 1.2231 0.03202 260 214 34 12
2620 Pardon my dragon lick. 1.2231 0.02962 260 209 44 7
2621 I’m the one sliding down, not dragging you up 1.2227 0.03531 220 182 27 11
2622 I guess there is something to be said for traditional sex roles after all. 1.2227 0.03288 220 178 35 7
2623 Split Ends?...I'll give you split ends. 1.2227 0.03264 229 186 35 8
2624 Can you fix my weave? 1.2227 0.03491 229 190 27 12
2625 Um, on second thought, what don’t you just shimmy down the tower and I’ll catch you. 1.2227 0.03323 229 187 33 9
2626 I only wanted a hair of the dog that bit me. Instead, I got the President's hair wall of worry. 1.2227 0.03452 238 198 27 13
2627 How is it that I get cursed but YOU get the hair? 1.2227 0.03294 238 195 33 10
2628 The video was in Swedish. I don't know how the story goes.. 1.2227 0.03184 238 193 37 8
2629 I think we need to review this scene. 1.2226 0.02974 265 214 43 8
2630 Plot twist! Sponsored by Rapunzel's Hair Gel. 1.2222 0.03274 234 191 34 9
2631 Sorry, they only gel they had was “gentle hold”. 1.2222 0.03330 234 192 32 10
2632 Quick -- before the hair gel melts! 1.2222 0.03239 225 182 36 7
2633 When you're done stroking, climb on. 1.2222 0.03325 216 175 34 7
2634 Why don't I borrow the catapult. 1.2222 0.03543 234 196 24 14
2635 now you can climb down because I've let up my hair. 1.2222 0.03299 243 200 32 11
2636 I got an extra tease at Supercuts. 1.2222 0.03160 234 189 38 7
2637 My explanation? Well...have you seen the movie ‘Something About Mary?’ 1.2222 0.03806 207 174 20 13
2638 This new hair gel is da bomb! 1.2222 0.03239 225 182 36 7
2639 You see, my darling? I’ve grown. 1.2222 0.03239 225 182 36 7
2640 I came over for a comb over. 1.2222 0.03141 243 197 38 8
2641 Do I have any split ends? 1.2222 0.03274 234 191 34 9
2642 What am I supposed to do with these split-ends? 1.2222 0.03268 252 208 32 12
2643 I recommend a conditioner and a new stylist. 1.2218 0.03058 266 217 39 10
2644 Rapunzel, how do YOU deal with split ends? 1.2218 0.03362 257 215 27 15
2645 Watch out! It"s a hair transplant." 1.2218 0.03202 248 203 35 10
2646 I’ll hold your hair, climb up it. 1.2218 0.03253 248 204 33 11
2647 You’ve got a serious split ends problem. 1.2218 0.03151 248 202 37 9
2648 Thanks for the hair extension. 1.2218 0.03438 239 199 27 13
2649 When you write this up, could I ask for one minor change? 1.2218 0.03116 239 193 39 7
2650 My stylist told me this would work. 1.2217 0.03422 230 190 29 11
2651 Rapunzel, Rapunzel... you have me by my long hairs. 1.2217 0.03532 230 192 25 13
2652 Let go, let go of my hair 1.2217 0.03458 221 182 29 10
2653 Don't quit pulling, we may have something here. 1.2217 0.03227 212 170 37 5
2654 Let up, will ya!!? 1.2217 0.03493 212 174 29 9
2655 I appreciate the effort, but ... 1.2213 0.03108 253 206 38 9
2656 Split ends a relationship. 1.2213 0.03208 253 208 34 11
2657 I asked for an up updo. 1.2213 0.03108 253 206 38 9
2658 This is not the way this story was written.” 1.2213 0.03182 244 199 36 9
2659 Are you out of your mind? 1.2213 0.03529 235 197 24 14
2660 If we try, I think we can swing it. 1.2213 0.03148 235 190 38 7
2661 Listen, I'm all for gender equality but shouldn't I be up there? 1.2212 0.03518 226 188 26 12
2662 Someday you'll be president, but for now Im cutting you loose. 1.2212 0.03227 226 183 36 7
2663 Trust me, Honey. This new product is amazing. 1.2212 0.03179 217 174 38 5
2664 it doesn't quite work that way 1.2212 0.03375 217 177 32 8
2665 No, no, we can make this work. You work on your arm strength and I'll come back in seven more years. 1.2212 0.03601 208 172 26 10
2666 Mousse call 1.2209 0.03139 249 203 37 9
2667 You didn't tell me you had lice! 1.2209 0.03190 249 204 35 10
2668 All the kids are doing it. 1.2208 0.02934 231 183 45 3
2669 How can you not marry me just because I have split ends? 1.2208 0.03239 231 188 35 8
2670 You sure you want me to let my hair down? 1.2208 0.03353 231 190 31 10
2671 I was always embarrassed by my cowlick until now. 1.2208 0.03409 231 191 29 11
2672 Forget the nits, just slide down already 1.2208 0.03353 231 190 31 10
2673 Only my hairdresser knows for sure. 1.2208 0.03297 231 189 33 9
2674 I'm a natural blue wave. 1.2207 0.03560 222 185 25 12
2675 I told you the tar pit hair gel was a mistake. 1.2207 0.03323 222 181 33 8
2676 They’re just hair extensions; the ‘product’ was my idea. 1.2207 0.03478 213 175 29 9
2677 I'll pull.......you climb 1.2205 0.03392 195 157 33 5
2678 Compatibility is overrated. 1.2205 0.03147 254 208 36 10
2679 Are you sure you wouldn't prefer a kiss? 1.2204 0.03117 245 199 38 8
2680 Some say I've taken the "Trump Look" to an extreme, but as you can see it's quite manageable. 1.2203 0.03249 236 193 34 9
2681 Yes, I used your shampoo, now pull me up. 1.2203 0.03358 236 195 30 11
2682 Rapunzel, my man-bun does have a purpose. 1.2203 0.03136 236 191 38 7
2683 Just for once could you let up on that hair thing! 1.2203 0.03026 227 181 42 4
2684 No!! that's a Granny Knot! 1.2203 0.03333 227 186 32 9
2685 Well, you never questioned using my hair. 1.2203 0.03391 227 187 30 10
2686 OK so it's a comb-over. That doesn't mean I belong to any particular political party. We can dye it red or blue. Just come down already. 1.2203 0.03391 227 187 30 10
2687 From a #MeToo perspective, this is the more prudent approach. 1.2202 0.03423 218 179 30 9
2688 No my darling, I didn't read the whole book, I stopped at the hair growing part. 1.2202 0.03297 218 177 34 7
2689 I use Rogaine. You should try it. 1.2202 0.03423 218 179 30 9
2690 Let's think this over again before you jump anywhere. 1.2202 0.03423 218 179 30 9
2691 Did you say slide down? 1.2201 0.03154 259 213 35 11
2692 What do you mean I have split ends? 1.2200 0.03337 200 161 34 5
2693 Honestly, it's a bit of a let down... 1.2199 0.03203 241 197 35 9
2694 Who's Ben Stiller? 1.2199 0.03203 241 197 35 9
2695 YOU TURNED MY WORLD UPSIDE DOWN 1.2199 0.03093 241 195 39 7
2696 Okay, the hard part’s over. I’ve somehow flung my hair up to you. Now, on to the painful part. 1.2199 0.03037 241 194 41 6
2697 I grew it out this time: you lift ME up. 1.2198 0.03284 232 190 33 9
2698 You come highly recommended as a stylist for long hair. 1.2198 0.03537 182 147 30 5
2699 You can slide down. It's stiff. 1.2197 0.03310 223 182 33 8
2700 I know what it looks like, but trust me, you shouldn't climb down. 1.2197 0.03430 223 184 29 10
2701 See! It feels better with conditioner. 1.2197 0.03370 223 183 31 9
2702 Trump's hairdresser said the only way out of this mess is for you to rescue me. 1.2197 0.03158 264 218 34 12
2703 Should we trade places? 1.2196 0.03268 214 173 35 6
2704 No, No, Rapunzel, let down MY golden hair. 1.2196 0.03086 255 208 38 9
2705 Hairs your ride! 1.2195 0.03496 205 168 29 8
2706 Princess, I know we live in a progressive world but physics have their own limits. 1.2195 0.03496 205 168 29 8
2707 Thank heavens for hair gel. 1.2195 0.03427 205 167 31 7
2708 I did as you told me. Now how will this new equality help us exactly? 1.2194 0.03066 237 191 40 6
2709 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let go my golden hair! 1.2194 0.03398 237 197 28 12
2710 I am still not quite clear on what tensile strength has to do with true love. 1.2194 0.03237 237 194 34 9
2711 Yikes!!!.....lice. 1.2193 0.03377 228 188 30 10
2712 Just imagine how hirsute our children would be. 1.2193 0.03434 228 189 28 11
2713 Lola. What's yours? 1.2193 0.03261 228 186 34 8
2714 'You'd think a let-up would be easier than a let-down.' 1.2193 0.03434 228 189 28 11
2715 Please, Ms. Repunzel. We can talk about this. Just put down the hair. 1.2193 0.03377 228 188 30 10
2716 It's extra strength Never Fail hair gel, so shimmy on down. 1.2193 0.03434 228 189 28 11
2717 I like it the way it is. 1.2192 0.03347 219 179 32 8
2718 Nice perm, but I', still waiting for a prince. 1.2192 0.03409 219 180 30 9
2719 I tried some new product and got a bit carried away. 1.2191 0.03266 251 208 31 12
2720 They told me there's a job opening here. . . 1.2190 0.03570 210 174 26 10
2721 Perhaps we try a man bun trampoline next? 1.2190 0.03505 210 173 28 9
2722 Just snip off the split ends, please. 1.2190 0.03440 210 172 30 8
2723 How many cans of Aqua Net did you use? 1.2190 0.03348 242 201 29 12
2724 This feels suspiciously like Rayon 1.2190 0.03082 242 196 39 7
2725 Some call it “Dandruff in Distress”. 1.2190 0.03191 242 198 35 9
2726 I thought for sure you'd grab me by the short hairs. 1.2190 0.03244 242 199 33 10
2727 I just need a trim. 1.2190 0.03348 242 201 29 12
2728 totally trans fairy tale. 1.2190 0.03297 242 200 31 11
2729 Not sure, I just followed the directions on the bottle! 1.2189 0.03469 201 164 30 7
2730 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, this is not what I meant by an updo! 1.2189 0.03271 233 191 33 9
2731 Yup, definitely seeing some split ends. 1.2189 0.03327 233 192 31 10
2732 Do you think its long enough for a combover? 1.2189 0.03271 233 191 33 9
2733 Slide on down, honey. It's starched! 1.2188 0.02974 256 207 42 7
2734 Next time we'll try a French twist 1.2188 0.02977 224 178 43 3
2735 I've let it grow for just this day. 1.2186 0.03199 247 203 34 10
2736 I’m hoping I meet the criteria to live in your castle. 1.2186 0.03449 215 177 29 9
2737 On the count of three, I'll whip my hair back and forth. 1.2186 0.03449 215 177 29 9
2738 Rapunzal! Rapunzal! Uh...right...I...must retreat hither for I fear I dost not think this through. 1.2186 0.03511 215 178 27 10
2739 Actually I’m just having a bad hair day. 1.2185 0.03062 270 222 37 11
2740 Hold on tight and jump! 1.2185 0.03385 238 198 28 12
2741 Like "Something About Mary", but it took a whole football team 1.2184 0.03481 206 169 29 8
2742 We can't keep seeing each other like this. 1.2184 0.03132 261 215 35 11
2743 I think that's enough hair gel, thanks. 1.2183 0.03189 229 186 36 7
2744 It's a new full-body shampoo. 1.2183 0.03364 229 189 30 10
2745 I think that this is wrong. 1.2183 0.03189 229 186 36 7
2746 What the..., how the..., huh. 1.2183 0.03189 229 186 36 7
2747 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your.......oh, never mind. 1.2183 0.03443 252 213 23 16
2748 'There are so many split ends, I'll never make it!" 1.2183 0.03255 252 209 31 12
2749 Lice with wings. How else could my hair have gotten up there? 1.2183 0.03255 252 209 31 12
2750 What's wrong with this story? 1.2183 0.03156 252 207 35 10
2751 Yes I used conditioner- just pull! 1.2181 0.03125 243 198 37 8
2752 Wouldn't it be easier if you ....? 1.2180 0.03554 211 175 26 10
2753 "This doesn't look safe." 1.2179 0.03202 234 191 35 8
2754 "I thought it was the other way around." 1.2179 0.03423 234 195 27 12
2755 Why is this not the right time to bring up your split ends? 1.2179 0.03258 234 192 33 9
2756 If I used enough hair spray you should be able to slide down to me . 1.2178 0.03160 225 182 37 6
2757 What shampoo do you suggest for my split ends? 1.2178 0.03343 225 185 31 9
2758 Any ideas on how to deal with theses split ends? 1.2177 0.03096 271 224 35 12
2759 Hair your me lend Rapunzel, Rapunzel 1.2176 0.03371 216 177 31 8
2760 .riah ruoy nwod tel, Leznuper, Leznuper 1.2176 0.03677 216 182 21 13
2761 Repel Zell! 1.2176 0.03735 216 183 19 14
2762 No worries. Quick-crete hair gel. 1.2176 0.03074 262 215 37 10
2763 Sometimes we just can't carry out the same roles. 1.2174 0.03598 207 172 25 10
2764 Can you give me a blue wave? 1.2174 0.03407