Contest #639


Cartoon

639

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “It is I, Manbunzel.”
  2. “No, seriously, let down my hair.”
  3. “The real prison is gender roles.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2018-11-12T00:10:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2018-11-26T00:12:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2018-11-20T00:10:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued November 26, 2018
Number of captions 4586
Number of responses 1063820
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Earl of Cowlick. And you are? 1.6441 0.05168 236 131 58 47
1 I'm supposed to call my doctor if it lasts more than 4 hours. 1.6151 0.05145 239 139 53 47
2 So, you're in a tower with no doors; I have a beanstalk growing out of my head. We both lied on our profiles. You wanna go out or not? 1.6032 0.04875 252 145 62 45
3 We have to move fast. The king's men are combing the area! 1.5674 0.05249 215 130 48 37
4 The last princess I rescued was in a well. 1.5634 0.05374 213 132 42 39
5 Ok, fine, we can make the story about you! 1.5573 0.04418 253 143 79 31
6 I knew one day my prince would comb. 1.5498 0.05007 231 142 51 38
7 Ok, fine. Maybe it’s not as thick as I described but your profile wasn’t exactly clear on your living situation either. 1.5444 0.04806 248 153 55 40
8 The guy took my cow and said to plant the magic beans -- but I had't eaten all day. 1.5360 0.04879 250 159 48 43
9 Well, then, let yours down and we can tie the knot here. 1.5357 0.04936 224 137 54 33
10 I'm the Hair apparent 1.5256 0.04698 234 142 61 31
11 It only does this with you, honest. 1.5164 0.05223 213 138 40 35
12 The Grimm brothers will be here any minute, so we have to get our story straight. 1.5160 0.04471 250 152 67 31
13 You spent all those years growing this out when you could have built a ladder in days? 1.5144 0.04405 278 175 63 40
14 ...or, I could come up? 1.5127 0.04896 236 152 47 37
15 Thank goodness! The last guy who came by couldn't get it up. 1.5060 0.04697 249 160 52 37
16 Now let me see yours. 1.5041 0.04392 242 146 70 26
17 Or you could just take the stairs. 1.5038 0.04510 260 165 59 36
18 I call it hairway to Heaven. 1.5019 0.04439 263 166 62 35
19 I’m your hairy godfather 1.5000 0.05062 224 148 40 36
20 I'm pretty sure we're doing this wrong. 1.4980 0.04707 253 166 48 39
21 Jack said if it lasts for more than five hours, I should call my physician. 1.4960 0.04620 252 163 53 36
22 Rogaine and Viagra. Why do you ask? 1.4958 0.04833 240 158 45 37
23 My ex lived in a well. 1.4951 0.04938 204 128 51 25
24 So many fairy tales get it wrong. 1.4930 0.04928 215 138 48 29
25 If this lasts more than four hours I'll have to see my doctor. 1.4883 0.05051 213 140 42 31
26 This really isn't necessary, there's a staircase in the back 1.4873 0.04513 236 148 61 27
27 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, lower your expectations! 1.4859 0.04731 249 166 45 38
28 I've used the new viagra pomade, but we've only got four hours to get you down. 1.4820 0.04723 222 142 53 27
29 It is I, Manbunzel. 1.4815 0.04856 243 165 39 39
30 Fine. Let’s try it your way. 1.4790 0.04562 238 153 56 29
31 And yet I can't grow a beard. 1.4789 0.04826 213 137 50 26
32 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, what should I do if this lasts more than four hours? 1.4756 0.04597 246 162 51 33
33 I'm not sure you understand the gravity of the situation. 1.4750 0.04609 240 157 52 31
34 Rapunzel, let down your expectations. 1.4746 0.04590 236 153 54 29
35 In my mind, this was always Plan B. 1.4742 0.04732 213 136 53 24
36 I thought it made me look presidential. 1.4735 0.04742 226 148 49 29
37 Rapunzel: the first draft. 1.4711 0.04500 225 142 60 23
38 I don't think you appreciate the gravity of the situation. 1.4706 0.04560 238 155 54 29
39 It always stiffens up when I'm near you. 1.4699 0.04397 266 176 55 35
40 It’s been four hours. Should I seek medical attention? 1.4672 0.04585 259 176 45 38
41 Think of it as Plan B. 1.4664 0.04209 253 160 68 25
42 Why is everything always a competition with you? 1.4644 0.04306 239 151 65 23
43 No seriously, let down my hair. 1.4627 0.04365 255 167 58 30
44 Post haste my princess, I can not keep it up much longer. 1.4623 0.04649 212 136 54 22
45 Well, that took 30 years but my feet are finally on the ground. You can let go now. 1.4599 0.04571 237 157 51 29
46 This might work better if we switched places. 1.4593 0.04746 209 136 50 23
47 It's a Hairway to Heaven 1.4573 0.04732 234 159 43 32
48 Can you just buzz me in? 1.4570 0.04599 221 144 53 24
49 Oh, how the fables have turned. 1.4564 0.04317 241 155 62 24
50 Yes, I’m Repunzel’s son. Why do you ask? 1.4554 0.04818 213 142 45 26
51 I feel like you're not meeting me halfway. 1.4553 0.04253 246 158 64 24
52 This usually doesn't happen, I'm just really excited to see you. 1.4549 0.04692 244 168 41 35
53 Enough teasing. Come down. 1.4545 0.04738 231 157 43 31
54 Yes, I suppose I could have brought a ladder. What's your point? 1.4538 0.04138 249 158 69 22
55 Thanks for letting me down gently. 1.4534 0.04423 236 154 57 25
56 Sorry, I'm a little excited to see you. 1.4500 0.04297 260 173 57 30
57 I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation. 1.4490 0.04340 245 161 58 26
58 If you pull me up, I won't let you down. 1.4483 0.04992 203 138 39 26
59 What do you mean by "or am I just glad to see you?" 1.4454 0.04845 229 160 36 33
60 I think we need to read the book again. 1.4454 0.04310 238 155 60 23
61 Trust me, the alternative is equally Grimm. 1.4449 0.04756 227 156 41 30
62 I thought maybe you'd had enough let downs. 1.4449 0.04674 227 154 45 28
63 Wait... let's just savor the irony for a minute. 1.4449 0.04618 236 161 45 30
64 Wait, I've got a better idea. 1.4444 0.04533 225 149 52 24
65 Yes, they're extensions. Quit being a such a princess. 1.4431 0.04285 255 170 57 28
66 The dispatcher said you were down a well. 1.4427 0.04273 253 168 58 27
67 Oh, the usual, part it on the left and take 18 feet off the top. 1.4424 0.04419 217 140 58 19
68 I'm thinking the ladder might have been a better plan. 1.4420 0.04412 224 146 57 21
69 Rapunzel in Australia. 1.4395 0.04818 223 155 38 30
70 In hindsight you're right. That's a much better idea. 1.4387 0.04638 212 141 49 22
71 First you pull me up, then I let you down. 1.4386 0.04442 228 151 54 23
72 The Viagra went to my head. 1.4378 0.04651 217 146 47 24
73 I think we are doing this all wrong. 1.4375 0.04479 240 163 49 28
74 I’ll just take the stairs. 1.4372 0.04400 231 153 55 23
75 It’s not you Rapunzel, it’s me. 1.4370 0.04387 238 159 54 25
76 I think you're right. I don't think this is how it's supposed to go. Did you read the whole story or just skim it? 1.4369 0.04705 222 152 43 27
77 I figured you were tired of being let down. 1.4364 0.04737 220 151 42 27
78 Okay, here’s where it gets tricky. 1.4361 0.04455 227 151 53 23
79 Go ahead...the laws of physics havent been discovered yet. 1.4359 0.04482 234 158 50 26
80 I thought I'd wear it up. 1.4355 0.04294 248 166 56 26
81 Up" is the New "Down" 1.4348 0.04622 230 158 44 28
82 I thought this time, maybe you come to my place. 1.4348 0.04565 207 136 52 19
83 Well yeah, I guess your way might work too. 1.4344 0.04345 244 164 54 26
84 Oh, there’s a door in the back? 1.4344 0.04306 244 163 56 25
85 I'm gonna be honest, something about this feels off. 1.4342 0.04483 228 153 51 24
86 Take off about two feet and frost the tips. 1.4327 0.04214 245 162 60 23
87 This kid named Jack fed me magic beans. 1.4327 0.04331 245 165 54 26
88 ...and so I ate the magic beans. 1.4321 0.04357 243 164 53 26
89 We do this a little differently in the southern hemisphere. 1.4316 0.04355 234 156 55 23
90 We really didn't think this out. 1.4304 0.04145 237 154 64 19
91 Rapunzel, let down my hair! 1.4300 0.04663 207 139 47 21
92 The fairy godmother said to call if it doesn't go down after 4 hours. 1.4299 0.04629 221 151 45 25
93 Hurry, before it gets humid. 1.4298 0.04298 235 156 57 22
94 I don't think you know the gravity of this. 1.4298 0.04382 235 158 53 24
95 I don't think you realize the gravity of the situation! 1.4268 0.04203 239 158 60 21
96 Are you Rapunzel? Or am I Rapunzel? 1.4267 0.04421 232 157 51 24
97 Okay, Miss Smartypants, YOU come up with an idea. 1.4267 0.04379 232 156 53 23
98 I've got a bad feeling we're doing this all wrong. 1.4248 0.04417 226 152 52 22
99 Am I going up or are you coming down? 1.4245 0.04579 212 143 48 21
100 I’m starting to see the flaw in this plan 1.4242 0.04216 231 152 60 19
101 Donald courts Melania 1.4240 0.04482 250 176 42 32
102 You know, I'd really appreciate it if we revisited the ladder idea again. 1.4240 0.04454 217 145 52 20
103 The real prison is gender roles 1.4238 0.04560 210 141 49 20
104 If you think that's impressive wait until later tonight! 1.4237 0.04281 236 158 56 22
105 Ok, so I misunderstood.... I'll go get the ladder. 1.4229 0.04312 227 151 56 20
106 This is not what I meant when I asked you to reciprocate. 1.4227 0.04549 220 150 47 23
107 Hurry up! If this thing stays upright for more than four hours, I'll have to go to Emergency! 1.4227 0.04684 220 153 41 26
108 What do I do? It's been more than four hours 1.4227 0.04503 220 149 49 22
109 For your information, it's called an updo. 1.4215 0.04120 242 160 62 20
110 I forgot which way the story goes. 1.4200 0.04183 250 169 57 24
111 Come over? I thought you said “comb-over.” 1.4195 0.04523 236 165 43 28
112 Sorry, this was the best I could do off the top of my head 1.4194 0.04684 217 151 41 25
113 It a combination of Viagra and Rogaine! 1.4189 0.04516 222 152 47 23
114 Ok-so maybe I didn’t completely think this through. 1.4186 0.04381 215 143 54 18
115 It’s a combination of Rogaine and Viagra. 1.4177 0.04305 237 161 53 23
116 Look Rapunzel, it's 2018, things are different now. 1.4176 0.03943 261 173 67 21
117 Careful, they're extensions. 1.4173 0.04172 266 184 53 29
118 That new Viagra shampoo, is wonderful 1.4173 0.04006 278 190 60 28
119 I don't know. I'm a prince, not a physicist. 1.4170 0.04316 223 149 55 19
120 I guess I don't understand the gravity of the situation... 1.4167 0.04558 216 148 46 22
121 Leznupar, Leznupar, pull up my hair. 1.4163 0.04618 221 154 42 25
122 Stairs? I thought you said hairs! 1.4159 0.04410 226 154 50 22
123 I don't know why, but it always seems to do this when I see an attractive woman 1.4159 0.04730 214 150 39 25
124 And then...hold on. I think I have the instructions upside-down. 1.4157 0.04159 267 185 53 29
125 Yank me up. It's a new era. 1.4149 0.04371 241 167 48 26
126 Leznupar, Leznupar - let up your hair! 1.4139 0.04291 244 168 51 25
127 Gravity won't be explained for another couple hundred years, so just go with it 1.4138 0.04326 232 158 52 22
128 Rapunzel, you don’t understand the gravity of the situation. 1.4128 0.04285 235 160 53 22
129 Is that product in your hair or are you just happy to see me? 1.4126 0.04715 223 159 36 28
130 How drunk were we the night we made this plan? 1.4125 0.04019 257 173 62 22
131 I thought we were going to your place. 1.4118 0.04339 221 149 53 19
132 Historians will never get our story right. 1.4113 0.04114 231 153 61 17
133 My pharmacist accidentally combined my Rogain and Viagra prescriptions. 1.4110 0.04516 236 167 41 28
134 Or you could come down? 1.4105 0.04319 229 156 52 21
135 In hindsight, I guess a ladder is not a bad idea. 1.4101 0.04394 217 147 51 19
136 Well, I could pull you up, but then where would we be. 1.4094 0.04126 254 174 56 24
137 I’m not sure we thought this all the way through. 1.4093 0.04105 259 178 56 25
138 Is that your hair? Or are you just happy to see me? 1.4089 0.04764 203 142 39 22
139 It's called the Trumpunzel. 1.4085 0.04687 235 171 32 32
140 We really need to get the elevator fixed. 1.4085 0.04281 235 161 52 22
141 Think of it as an extensions ladder. 1.4085 0.04646 213 149 41 23
142 Now what? 1.4077 0.04434 233 163 45 25
143 The ride down might be little hairy 1.4077 0.04475 233 164 43 26
144 Didn't you read the story? 1.4077 0.04056 260 178 58 24
145 Maybe you could just take the stairs. 1.4069 0.04545 231 164 40 27
146 Look; does it really matter who's hair it is? 1.4069 0.04590 204 140 45 19
147 I'm not sure I thought this one through. 1.4068 0.04181 236 160 56 20
148 It's a combover with superglue. Isn't this Trump Tower? 1.4066 0.04364 241 169 46 26
149 I assure you, I have no problems keeping it up. 1.4064 0.04457 219 151 47 21
150 Rogaine merged with Viagra 1.4064 0.04235 251 175 50 26
151 Are we in the right fairy tale? 1.4064 0.04197 251 174 52 25
152 Do you think I could take the stairs this time? 1.4061 0.03819 261 173 70 18
153 That's as stiff as if gets. 1.4059 0.04227 239 164 53 22
154 That Rogaine Viagra combo works wonders! 1.4053 0.04081 264 183 55 26
155 No mousse. I'm just really happy to see you. 1.4051 0.04376 237 166 46 25
156 Thanks, but I think I'll just use the stairs 1.4047 0.04563 215 150 43 22
157 It feels good to let my hair up every once in a while. 1.4041 0.04191 245 169 53 23
158 I hate to rush you, but my family has a history of male pattern baldness. 1.4038 0.04471 208 142 48 18
159 I was willing to go to any length... 1.4034 0.04037 233 155 62 16
160 Trust me, I can keep it up. 1.4032 0.04318 253 180 44 29
161 It's a wig. I got it at Trump University. 1.4025 0.04549 236 170 37 29
162 Wait! I have a better idea. 1.4024 0.04177 246 170 53 23
163 I think this relationship is headed in the wrong direction. 1.4024 0.04256 246 172 49 25
164 No, I also have not read the story. 1.4019 0.04278 214 144 54 16
165 You know there’s a door on the other side, right? 1.4018 0.04637 219 156 38 25
166 Are you sure you don't want to use the ladder? 1.4017 0.04113 234 158 58 18
167 I must have mixed some Viagra in with my Rogaine. 1.4015 0.04207 259 183 48 28
168 To be perfectly frank, while the hair extension is very nice, I'd rather the money had been spent on a ladder. 1.4009 0.04433 217 150 47 20
169 Just take a bit off the top. 1.4009 0.04514 227 161 41 25
170 We should reread the story before going through with this. 1.4008 0.04032 237 159 61 17
171 It's been like this for over 4 hours! I knew I shouldn't mix Viagra and Rogaine. 1.4008 0.04248 237 164 51 22
172 The infomercial said it will stay erect for up to 4 hours. 1.4008 0.04060 242 164 59 19
173 Yes, I am just glad to see you. 1.4007 0.04123 272 193 49 30
174 We might need to rethink your escape plan. 1.4000 0.04411 240 171 42 27
175 You’re the one who always wants to try something different. 1.4000 0.04340 230 160 48 22
176 My therapist said that we should practice some role reversal. 1.4000 0.04333 210 142 52 16
177 Yes, it's a combover - it that a deal breaker? 1.3992 0.04091 253 175 55 23
178 Well, do you have a better idea? 1.3991 0.03939 233 154 65 14
179 Can you take a little off the top? 1.3991 0.04695 218 157 35 26
180 I wasn’t sure which pill was Propecia and which was Viagra—so I took them both. 1.3983 0.04396 241 172 42 27
181 I think we're doing this wrong. 1.3983 0.04085 236 160 58 18
182 Rapunzel Rapunzel not upward I go, Rather you slide down -this is different I know. Slither to me by descending my doo, We'll run off together and share our shampoo... 1.3983 0.03961 231 153 64 14
183 Did we get this wrong Punrazel ? 1.3981 0.04471 211 146 46 19
184 I accidentally dropped viagra in my shampoo. 1.3978 0.04188 269 193 45 31
185 I thought I'd move in with you, instead. 1.3974 0.04395 229 161 45 23
186 Oh wait! I see what we’re doing wrong! 1.3973 0.04330 224 155 49 20
187 ... the last prince with a big comb-over made promises, too! 1.3953 0.04694 215 155 35 25
188 Yes, sorry, it IS a comb-over. 1.3951 0.04247 243 171 48 24
189 Keep holding. Once it sets, we're out of here. 1.3951 0.03957 243 164 62 17
190 Thank you for letting me down gently 1.3947 0.04272 228 158 50 20
191 No one said role reversal was going to be easy. 1.3947 0.04317 228 159 48 21
192 Because I thought you were locked in a dungeon—not a tower. 1.3945 0.04089 256 179 53 24
193 Yes, it's a toupee, so you may want to take the stairs 1.3945 0.04507 218 154 42 22
194 Just slide down. 1.3935 0.04630 216 155 37 24
195 I was thinking tonight we could go to my place. 1.3930 0.04519 229 165 38 26
196 Are you sure this is how the story goes? 1.3929 0.04278 224 155 50 19
197 I think it might be easier if YOU came DOWN! 1.3929 0.04135 224 152 56 16
198 Won't you consider taking the stairs? 1.3929 0.04135 224 152 56 16
199 What do you mean 'What took me so long?' 1.3927 0.04035 247 170 57 20
200 Manbunzel, Manbunzel, let up your hair! 1.3924 0.04154 237 164 53 20
201 I still think my plan was better. 1.3921 0.04237 227 157 51 19
202 Maybe I should take the stairs. 1.3919 0.04444 222 157 43 22
203 I'm kind of a bigwig. 1.3917 0.04471 217 153 43 21
204 Sure, if we do it your way, no one will ever remember my name! 1.3915 0.04596 212 151 39 22
205 What do you mean, "over-compensating"? 1.3915 0.04178 235 163 52 20
206 It's called an 'updo'. 1.3913 0.04082 253 177 53 23
207 I'm thinking we should try this the other way around. 1.3909 0.03995 243 166 59 18
208 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down my hair. I promise I'll call! 1.3906 0.04289 233 164 47 22
209 Let's change some details when we write the book about this. 1.3904 0.04401 228 162 43 23
210 Someday, Rupunzal, we’ll look back on this and laugh. 1.3901 0.04428 223 158 43 22
211 Rapunzel, just tie it on to the bedpost and think of it as a zip line 1.3900 0.04583 200 140 42 18
212 Harold, I know extensions when I see them. 1.3899 0.04358 218 152 47 19
213 Please, comb down. 1.3899 0.04730 218 160 31 27
214 I just had the most hair-raising experience! 1.3898 0.04120 236 163 54 19
215 I knew I didn't understand the story. 1.3896 0.04091 231 158 56 17
216 Take your time, they promised 12 hours of maximum hold and lasting shine. 1.3891 0.04456 221 157 42 22
217 I promise if you pull me up, I'm never gonna let you down. 1.3886 0.04658 211 152 36 23
218 The plan is still a good plan...we just need to tweak a few things. 1.3884 0.04004 242 166 58 18
219 Did we get it backwards? 1.3884 0.04171 242 170 50 22
220 You come down? I thought you wanted me to come up. 1.3882 0.03928 237 160 62 15
221 Why can't you ever just meet me halfway? 1.3882 0.04276 237 168 46 23
222 But I just don't think "Rapunzel, Rapunzel, pull up my hair" has got the same vibe 1.3881 0.04390 219 154 45 20
223 Can you find the gum? 1.3879 0.04364 214 149 47 18
224 It started out as a man bun. 1.3875 0.04318 240 172 43 25
225 I ate the beans 1.3875 0.04154 240 168 51 21
226 I think our plan needs a rethink, sweetheart. 1.3871 0.04176 248 176 48 24
227 What do you mean your mother hates my hair? 1.3864 0.03918 264 184 58 22
228 I don't respond well to being upbraided. 1.3863 0.04328 233 166 44 23
229 Don't come down—haven’t you been paying attention to the news? Pull me up! 1.3857 0.04423 223 159 42 22
230 Never mind the fable. Grab my hair and pull me up. 1.3853 0.04449 218 155 42 21
231 Trust me, it won't let you down. 1.3853 0.04177 231 161 51 19
232 The old way reinforced destructive gender stereotypes. 1.3846 0.04357 221 156 45 20
233 Manesplaining. 1.3846 0.04213 221 153 51 17
234 Don't tease me so. 1.3846 0.04033 260 184 52 24
235 I don't feel you properly grasp the gravity of the situation. 1.3843 0.04110 229 158 54 17
236 Grab on and slide down. It'll work because this is a fairy tale." 1.3843 0.04336 229 163 44 22
237 Just a little off the top." 1.3840 0.04057 237 164 55 18
238 I'll admit I hadn't really thought this through. 1.3839 0.04125 224 154 54 16
239 Rejected Early Versions of Classic Fables, # 16: Rapunzel 1.3837 0.04017 258 182 53 23
240 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, Let go of my hair! 1.3836 0.04432 219 156 42 21
241 This just feels wrong, somehow. 1.3835 0.04425 206 144 45 17
242 Tie it to the bedpost. 1.3833 0.04180 227 158 51 18
243 Didn't you read the script? 1.3827 0.04111 243 171 51 21
244 You think this is bad? Wait till I take my pants off. 1.3826 0.04493 230 168 36 26
245 I feel like I can't let my hair down around you. 1.3825 0.04135 251 179 48 24
246 Now we know what happens when Rogaine and Viagra are mixed. 1.3824 0.04420 238 174 37 27
247 It's no big deal that you can get it up, Prince. The question is, can you keep it up? 1.3822 0.04390 225 161 42 22
248 It's now or never, I've got a barber's appointment in an hour. 1.3820 0.04365 233 168 41 24
249 Um, on second thought, maybe you should just take the stairs down. 1.3819 0.03944 254 177 57 20
250 Call me old fashioned, but how about you let your hair down. 1.3818 0.04073 220 150 56 14
251 Better I come to you. 1.3814 0.04021 236 163 56 17
252 It’s my fairy tail. 1.3812 0.04278 223 157 47 19
253 I can just take the stairs. 1.3812 0.04417 223 160 41 22
254 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your expectations of gender equality! 1.3810 0.04261 231 164 46 21
255 Well you're not what I was expecting either. 1.3810 0.04414 210 148 44 18
256 I know this isn't the way it's supposed to work, but why split hairs. 1.3808 0.04158 239 169 49 21
257 Well, you did say to comb-up and see you sometime. 1.3803 0.04221 234 166 47 21
258 I thought maybe it could be my place this time. 1.3801 0.04256 221 155 48 18
259 Considering the situation, size actually does matter. 1.3801 0.03979 271 194 51 26
260 Fine, might be a few inches shorter than I said on Tinder. 1.3797 0.04308 237 171 42 24
261 I still can’t believe you’d let me down like this. 1.3796 0.04325 216 152 46 18
262 Thank you, but I'm here about the stairs. 1.3795 0.04262 224 158 47 19
263 Yeah, I didn’t really think this through... 1.3795 0.04070 224 154 55 15
264 ..but we have a great system now: your hair to climb up and mine to get back down. Why do you want to complicate things by moving in together? 1.3793 0.04333 232 167 42 23
265 I'm starting to think you're in there for a good reason 1.3790 0.04426 219 157 41 21
266 It's down the up haircase - but I know you can do it! 1.3790 0.04474 219 158 39 22
267 I’ve waited five long years to rescue you. 1.3786 0.03937 243 168 58 17
268 I thought it would be easier if you came down rather than me coming up. 1.3786 0.03980 243 169 56 18
269 ‘‘‘Tis not the only thing that has risen towards thee, my love!” 1.3785 0.04207 251 182 43 26
270 What do you mean "no"? 1.3784 0.04044 222 152 56 14
271 Do you have a better idea? 1.3779 0.04259 217 152 48 17
272 I mixed Viagra with my hair gel. You should be able to slide right down. 1.3778 0.04430 225 163 39 23
273 Correct. I don't get the gravity of the situation at all. 1.3778 0.04200 225 158 49 18
274 I admit, the physics of this probably makes less sense 1.3776 0.04171 241 172 47 22
275 Can we tell people it was the other way round? 1.3776 0.04002 241 168 55 18
276 Mine, yours. Stop splitting hairs and get down here. 1.3772 0.04297 228 163 44 21
277 The therapist suggested we try some role reversal exercises. 1.3772 0.04066 228 158 54 16
278 Lather! Rinse! Rappel! 1.3771 0.04319 236 171 41 24
279 Fear not, my princess. It’s a good hair day. 1.3771 0.03971 236 163 57 16
280 I'd prefer to use the stairs 1.3770 0.03838 252 174 61 17
281 Just a little off the top, please. 1.3767 0.04234 215 150 49 16
282 Oh no, wait, YOU should grow the hair. 1.3761 0.04137 226 158 51 17
283 I prepared for this role for thirty years, and now you’re telling me I misread the script? 1.3761 0.04128 234 165 50 19
284 Keep stroking it just like that and I promise it will stay up. 1.3760 0.04100 250 179 48 23
285 They're still out of ladders 1.3755 0.04236 229 163 46 20
286 Don't overthink it. Just climb down. 1.3750 0.04418 216 155 41 20
287 What do you mean "you were holding the instructions upside down?' 1.3750 0.04269 216 152 47 17
288 Your hair looks Grimm. 1.3745 0.04018 243 171 53 19
289 Rapunzel...rapunzel let go of my hair! She was only a friend...I promise, I swear! 1.3745 0.04201 235 168 46 21
290 And I thought to myself, why am I always doing the climbing? 1.3739 0.03944 238 165 57 16
291 In this story you pull me up and we hide happily ever after. 1.3739 0.04119 238 169 49 20
292 For some reason I felt like we're doing it wrong 1.3739 0.03988 238 166 55 17
293 Ironic isn't it. 1.3738 0.04346 214 152 44 18
294 My hairdresser claims it's good for up to 125 pounds. 1.3738 0.04192 214 149 50 15
295 When you go low, I go high 1.3735 0.03901 257 181 56 20
296 Unfortunately, I can't keep it up very long! 1.3734 0.04082 241 171 50 20
297 Ya know, it might be easier if you just jump. 1.3723 0.04648 188 134 38 16
298 At first, I did it to flip the narrative on gender stereotypes, but now I'm just enjoying the look. 1.3721 0.04279 215 152 46 17
299 Now you show me yours 1.3718 0.04297 234 170 41 23
300 I don't unwind my knight-bun for just any princess. 1.3718 0.04078 234 165 51 18
301 By extension, I desire thee. 1.3716 0.04186 218 153 49 16
302 "Comb-over? I thought you said come over!" 1.3712 0.04276 229 165 43 21
303 Oops, my bad! I thought you asked me to get extensions, not an extension LADDER! 1.3712 0.04364 229 167 39 23
304 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, this ain’t gonna work the way we thought. 1.3708 0.03961 240 168 55 17
305 Well, mostly it's for cats in trees. 1.3705 0.04003 251 179 51 21
306 Glad to meet you, Rapunzel. I'm Prince Rogain. 1.3704 0.04219 243 177 42 24
307 Leznuper, Leznuper, up hair my let. 1.3701 0.04122 254 185 44 25
308 I really feel that our relationship is starting to gel. 1.3699 0.04319 219 157 43 19
309 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let up my hair? No, wait, Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let go of my hair? No wait.... 1.3697 0.03983 238 167 54 17
310 I guess we didn't think it through. 1.3696 0.03935 257 183 53 21
311 Maybe we should take a second and rethink this. 1.3695 0.04452 203 145 41 17
312 If we want this fairy tale to endure, we've got to come up with something better than, "Ralph, Ralph, toss up your comb over." 1.3694 0.04031 222 154 54 14
313 I always wear my hair up. Why do you ask? 1.3691 0.04041 233 164 52 17
314 Ouch! Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down my hair! 1.3689 0.04123 244 176 46 22
315 Could you take just a little off the top? 1.3687 0.04296 217 155 44 18
316 Hello my name’s Prince Hairy. 1.3686 0.03913 236 164 57 15
317 Jack gave me some beans and this happened. 1.3686 0.04109 255 186 44 25
318 Rapunzel, rapunzel, please let down my hair! 1.3684 0.04240 228 164 44 20
319 You're the only one I can get it up for. 1.3684 0.04715 209 156 29 24
320 How about we not get hung up on gender roles? 1.3684 0.04148 228 162 48 18
321 Yeah, I dread locks too. 1.3684 0.04330 228 166 40 22
322 That's enough gel. Now slide down. 1.3682 0.04350 220 159 41 20
323 So I was standing in the back of the Great Hall and I told the witch "I wish I was next in line to be heir to the throne." But it was loud in there, and the next thing I knew... 1.3680 0.03971 250 178 52 20
324 I don't see why you're so surprised, it was listed on my profile! 1.3678 0.04105 242 174 47 21
325 Do you believe I'm your brother now? 1.3678 0.04020 242 172 51 19
326 Tell me again, why can't we use a ladder? 1.3675 0.03887 234 162 58 14
327 I'm just excited seeing you! 1.3674 0.04422 215 156 39 20
328 It’s gelled. You should be able to just slide down. 1.3674 0.04323 215 154 43 18
329 I don't believe we thought this all the way through. 1.3668 0.04039 229 161 52 16
330 OK that was the hard part; now pull me up. 1.3667 0.04042 240 171 50 19
331 I always doubted climate change, and now I'm not sure about gravity. 1.3667 0.03955 240 169 54 17
332 Is this really the time to split hairs? 1.3665 0.04189 221 157 47 17
333 Sir Isaac Newton be damned. 1.3665 0.04139 221 156 49 16
334 In retrospect, it probably made more sense for you to climb down first. 1.3665 0.04474 221 163 35 23
335 Sure, we'll have some drain issues but I'm hoping we can work through that. 1.3664 0.04095 232 165 49 18
336 It's male pattern boldness 1.3663 0.04049 243 174 49 20
337 Sorry, Melania, I need all of it for my comb over. 1.3661 0.04197 224 160 46 18
338 Must you check for lice every time I come home? 1.3659 0.03972 246 175 52 19
339 Well, could you at least help me get it back into the hat? 1.3656 0.04157 227 162 47 18
340 You have to climb down the up haircase. 1.3655 0.04138 249 182 43 24
341 Why do we always go to your place? 1.3653 0.04263 219 157 44 18
342 I can keep it up all night too. 1.3652 0.04343 230 169 38 23
343 The plan looked good on paper. 1.3651 0.04028 241 172 50 19
344 Don’t I look presidential? 1.3644 0.04041 247 178 48 21
345 Thinking outside the locks. 1.3641 0.04388 217 158 39 20
346 The supplements said they'd make me bigger, they just didn't say where... 1.3641 0.04436 217 159 37 21
347 Could you explain to me again how this is supposed to work? 1.3640 0.03999 228 160 53 15
348 It's been like this for almost four hours. 1.3640 0.04137 239 173 45 21
349 Something went terribly wrong after I ate some of Jack's magic beans. 1.3640 0.04137 239 173 45 21
350 This is not going to be a fairy tale ending. 1.3636 0.04291 198 139 46 13
351 You were right all along. It's me who needs the rescuing. I'm sorry. 1.3633 0.04021 245 176 49 20
352 Rapunzel! Rapunzel! Could you let down my hair? 1.3632 0.04155 234 169 45 20
353 In hindsight, building a ladder would have been quicker. 1.3629 0.04117 237 171 46 20
354 Yes, today is a good hair day. 1.3628 0.03973 226 158 54 14
355 I said, 'Come over,' not 'Comb over!' 1.3628 0.04396 226 167 36 23
356 Simple. First,you pull me up. Then I hang by my heels and you slide down. 1.3628 0.04118 226 161 48 17
357 It's easier if you just pull me up. 1.3626 0.03947 262 190 49 23
358 Would you like to tie the knot? 1.3626 0.04021 262 192 45 25
359 I think we're seeing a paradigm shift. 1.3625 0.03952 251 180 51 20
360 Things just always seem to work this way here in Australia. 1.3625 0.04247 240 177 39 24
361 Sure, now you appreciate my comb-over. 1.3624 0.04264 229 167 41 21
362 Wait a minute Rapunzel, I think we got this backwards. 1.3624 0.04080 229 163 49 17
363 Well, I thought those magic beans would make a good casserole. 1.3621 0.04001 243 174 50 19
364 I’m pretty sure the book says “let DOWN your hair.” 1.3621 0.03854 232 161 58 13
365 I see they don't offer physics in your kingdom. 1.3620 0.04375 221 162 38 21
366 This isn't what I meant when I suggested you reciprocate. 1.3620 0.04421 221 163 36 22
367 It also makes the best man bun in the land. 1.3620 0.04231 221 159 44 18
368 They're extensions. 1.3619 0.03699 268 189 61 18
369 It’s a Trump toupee. The combing instructions are impossible, but it claims to be the best hairpiece for rappelling women. 1.3619 0.03883 268 194 51 23
370 Be careful coming down, the mousse makes it slippery. 1.3618 0.03966 246 176 51 19
371 It's not symbolic of anything, just climb down. 1.3616 0.04044 224 158 51 15
372 Just even up the ends. 1.3613 0.03971 238 169 52 17
373 You should see it when it's curly. 1.3610 0.03979 241 172 51 18
374 Finally, a good hair day! 1.3608 0.04586 194 141 36 17
375 My recipe is equal parts Pantene, Rogaine and Viagra. 1.3607 0.04354 219 160 39 20
376 Chapter One of: "Dyslexic Fairy Tales" 1.3602 0.04212 236 173 41 22
377 If you pull me up, I will never let you down. 1.3600 0.04127 225 161 47 17
378 Leznupar, leznupar... 1.3596 0.04228 228 166 42 20
379 I"'ll pull you up, then you can let me down" 1.3596 0.04546 203 149 35 19
380 Alas, no winch for the wench. 1.3596 0.03854 267 193 52 22
381 You wanted long stairs to get down? I thought you said long hairs. 1.3595 0.03922 242 172 53 17
382 We didn't think this escape plan all the way through. 1.3595 0.04135 242 177 43 22
383 Nice, but I'm actually waiting for the HEIR apparent. 1.3594 0.04332 217 158 40 19
384 Let’s make this easy. Take the stairs! 1.3590 0.03968 234 166 52 16
385 For once just take the elevator like everyone else. 1.3589 0.03981 248 179 49 20
386 The school board had the story rewritten to be hair neutral. 1.3586 0.04111 237 172 45 20
387 The bottle said extra strong maximum hold. It even spelled extra and maximum with two x's. I think you'll be fine. 1.3586 0.03987 251 182 48 21
388 The barber called it an up-do. 1.3585 0.04249 212 152 44 16
389 My ex got the ladder. 1.3585 0.04142 212 150 48 14
390 I still say a Zip Line would be easier. 1.3581 0.04026 229 163 50 16
391 Just deal with it: you expected Prince Harry, but you got Prince Hairy. 1.3580 0.04202 243 180 39 24
392 I got the idea watching the president. 1.3580 0.04202 243 180 39 24
393 Look, I've already met you more than halfway... 1.3578 0.04011 218 153 52 13
394 Explain to me again how this is going to work.... 1.3578 0.04082 232 167 47 18
395 Fear not, fair maiden. The man bun obeys neither fashion nor physics. 1.3575 0.04321 221 162 39 20
396 I'm thinking man-bun. 1.3568 0.04185 241 178 40 23
397 Pull me up...haven’t you ever heard of gender equality? 1.3568 0.03885 241 171 54 16
398 Rapunzel, I am your father. 1.3566 0.04168 258 194 36 28
399 I'll just go get the ladder. 1.3566 0.04106 244 179 43 22
400 Yes, I'm happy to see you! 1.3565 0.04242 230 169 40 21
401 Why upbraid me? I am here just to change your locks! 1.3562 0.04347 219 161 38 20
402 Can we do MY place next time? 1.3560 0.04152 250 186 39 25
403 Seriously, the one grey hair is your takeaway ? 1.3559 0.04075 236 171 46 19
404 Yes, it's a comb-over. 1.3559 0.04060 222 158 49 15
405 This should work Rapunzel - I mixed some Viagra in with my Rogaine and BINGO. 1.3556 0.04308 225 166 38 21
406 Maybe pull me up for once. 1.3556 0.04120 225 162 46 17
407 It's for when you sleep over at my tower. 1.3555 0.04151 211 150 47 14
408 Sir Rogaine, at your service m'lady. 1.3555 0.04311 211 153 41 17
409 No, no. Just jump ! 1.3553 0.04082 228 164 47 17
410 Wanna comb over to my castle? 1.3551 0.04267 214 155 42 17
411 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your sexist preconceptions. 1.3551 0.04010 245 178 47 20
412 Yes, the cartoons HAVE been getting weaker lately! 1.3550 0.04226 231 170 40 21
413 I believe I’m the hair apparent. 1.3550 0.04181 231 169 42 20
414 Brylcream and gorilla glue, my sweet. 1.3550 0.04090 231 167 46 18
415 For many years I did Trump impressions. 1.3548 0.04136 248 184 40 24
416 I need you to know that I don't let my man bun loose and up just for anyone. 1.3548 0.04123 217 155 47 15
417 Pull me up and then I let You down. 1.3548 0.04325 217 159 39 19
418 'I think we got this backwards.' 1.3548 0.03911 217 151 55 11
419 I don't know, I thought it made sense—you've never been outside, i'm afraid of heights....Just climb down. 1.3546 0.03817 251 179 55 17
420 Okay, I showed you mine, now show me yours. 1.3545 0.04330 220 162 38 20
421 This really only works when you come to my place. 1.3543 0.04240 223 163 41 19
422 No, no,no, you climb down... 1.3543 0.04144 223 161 45 17
423 The ad said “male enhancement gel...” 1.3541 0.04391 209 153 38 18
424 Are you sure,viagra shampoo? 1.3539 0.04031 243 177 46 20
425 Are you sure you thought this through? 1.3539 0.03814 243 172 56 15
426 That's not how this works. It's not how any of this works. 1.3538 0.04188 212 152 45 15
427 Rapunzel, let down my hair, please. 1.3537 0.03954 246 178 49 19
428 I said I'd show you mine if you'd show me yours. 1.3532 0.04162 252 189 37 26
429 Maybe get a ladder ?? 1.3529 0.04342 238 180 32 26
430 I am just happy to see you. 1.3529 0.03913 238 170 52 16
431 Trust me. This is the hard way. 1.3529 0.03867 238 169 54 15
432 Just take a little off the top 1.3527 0.04096 241 177 43 21
433 I’m just saying... It’s going to be easier for you to come down than for me to go up. 1.3527 0.04030 224 160 49 15
434 I get the irony Greg, but exactly how is this supposed to help me? 1.3525 0.04059 244 179 44 21
435 Um, I'm beginning to think that you should've gone first! 1.3524 0.04184 227 166 42 19
436 Maybe we should trade places 1.3522 0.04023 247 181 45 21
437 It's looking Grimm. 1.3521 0.04429 213 158 35 20
438 A little off the top. 1.3520 0.03824 250 179 54 17
439 Let's try this with me up there and you down here. 1.3514 0.04249 222 163 40 19
440 Stop nitpicking and pull me up! 1.3512 0.03865 242 173 53 16
441 This is the first time you've ever let me down. 1.3512 0.03996 242 176 47 19
442 I'm sorry. I must have wandered in to the wrong fairy tale. 1.3511 0.03856 262 191 50 21
443 Please, Rapunzel, I did not come all this way just to be upbraided by you. 1.3511 0.04015 225 161 49 15
444 Comb-over, Comb-over, I call Rapunzel over! 1.3507 0.04088 211 150 48 13
445 Really Donald? 1.3506 0.04129 231 169 43 19
446 Would you mind climbing down instead? I'm afraid of heights. 1.3506 0.04084 231 168 45 18
447 Don't yell at me, it's a lot harder to throw it up!" 1.3504 0.04046 234 170 46 18
448 Well, it started as a simple comb-over... 1.3502 0.04318 217 160 38 19
449 I'm all for gender equality, Rapunzel, but I just don't think this way is going to work as well. 1.3502 0.04054 237 173 45 19
450 Well, I thought I'd come up there for a change. 1.3500 0.04297 200 144 42 14
451 In this day and age, I would never ask that you let down your hair. 1.3500 0.04018 240 175 46 19
452 Fear not, my love--I used extra hold. 1.3495 0.04265 206 149 42 15
453 If this doesn't work the sorcerer has spoken to me of a device called a ladder. 1.3492 0.03921 252 184 48 20
454 Slide down,it will hold,it's the same hairspray that Trump uses! 1.3488 0.04394 215 160 35 20
455 How about if you come down instead? 1.3488 0.04139 215 155 45 15
456 Um, I may not have thought this through 1.3486 0.04100 218 157 46 15
457 Are you finally ready to tie the knot? 1.3486 0.04048 218 156 48 14
458 Well, it looks like we're at split ends. 1.3484 0.04354 221 165 35 21
459 Yes, I'm sure. I saw it in a book. 1.3484 0.04111 221 160 45 16
460 I don’t believe in traditional gender roles either! 1.3484 0.03969 244 178 47 19
461 What exactly are we trying to accomplish here? 1.3482 0.04264 224 166 38 20
462 Yes, I did eat the magical bean soup. Why do you ask? 1.3480 0.03937 227 162 51 14
463 They say length doesn't matter, but I wanted to play it safe. 1.3480 0.04035 227 164 47 16
464 You sure this is how it's supposed to go? 1.3480 0.03887 227 161 53 13
465 Rapunzel, Rapunzel – let down your hair conditioner. 1.3478 0.04138 230 169 42 19
466 Comb over, comb over, send Rapunzel right over. 1.3478 0.04516 207 155 32 20
467 It's not just about getting rescued from a tower. It's about redefining traditional gender roles in the workplace. 1.3476 0.03962 233 168 49 16
468 Is this supposed to impress me? 1.3471 0.04075 242 179 42 21
469 I find it hard to let my hair down. 1.3471 0.03814 242 173 54 15
470 I'll be first to admit it ; I have a competitive streak. 1.3470 0.04185 219 160 42 17
471 OK, my shoes are off. Can I come in now? 1.3470 0.04185 219 160 42 17
472 Careful - it's a weave. 1.3468 0.03837 248 179 52 17
473 I ate some seeds from a kid named Jack 1.3467 0.03958 225 161 50 14
474 Wanna comb-over to my place? 1.3466 0.04088 251 188 39 24
475 Well it wouldn't make any sense for me to climb up there, would it? 1.3462 0.04120 208 149 46 13
476 Rapunzel,Rapunzel,let down my hair goddamn it 1.3458 0.04011 240 176 45 19
477 Tell me again, how will this subvert the patriarchy? 1.3457 0.04019 243 179 44 20
478 I probably should have just built a ladder. 1.3455 0.04106 246 184 39 23
479 "To hell with this. Why don' t you just use the elevator?" 1.3455 0.04169 220 161 42 17
480 No you. I don't like heights. 1.3455 0.04068 220 159 46 15
481 What do you mean you've gotten used to the place? 1.3453 0.03929 223 159 51 13
482 This combover is going to make me president. 1.3451 0.04185 226 167 40 19
483 I just feel like gender roles are changing. 1.3451 0.03791 226 159 56 11
484 Of course it will hold you...I used Trump hairspray. 1.3450 0.04099 229 168 43 18
485 Maybe next time you could come to my place? 1.3450 0.03957 229 165 49 15
486 Precautions? Sure my darling-- I brought a scrunchie. 1.3448 0.04062 232 170 44 18
487 I'm not sure I get where this relationship is heading. 1.3447 0.03711 264 191 55 18
488 Do you think maybe we've got this upside down? 1.3447 0.04367 206 152 37 17
489 ...I didn't think getting to my polling place would be THIS hard. 1.3445 0.04120 238 177 40 21
490 Sometimes Viagra affects other body parts. 1.3445 0.04163 238 178 38 22
491 Like I said 27 years ago... I have a plan to get you down! 1.3444 0.03910 241 175 49 17
492 I said to myself, if Trump can do it, how hard can it be? 1.3443 0.04088 244 182 40 22
493 Dandruff? You're worried about dandruff? 1.3441 0.03886 247 180 49 18
494 Could you take a little off the top? 1.3440 0.04194 218 160 41 17
495 You can reject the patriarchy and stay up there, or embrace the hair gel and slide on down. 1.3439 0.04103 221 161 44 16
496 No, I have not seen "There's Something about Mary". Why do you ask. 1.3439 0.04153 221 162 42 17
497 Is this another one of your hair-raising schemes? 1.3439 0.03898 221 157 52 12
498 Easy, it’s an extension. 1.3439 0.03862 253 185 49 19
499 It started as a comb over. 1.3438 0.04210 224 166 39 19
500 I’m pretty sure, it’s the other way around. 1.3438 0.04065 224 163 45 16
501 And the carpet matches the drapes, if you know what I mean. 1.3436 0.03953 259 193 43 23
502 Tie a square knot with yours and I'll be right up! 1.3433 0.03954 233 169 48 16
503 It is I, Sir Excess of Rogain! 1.3432 0.04186 236 177 37 22
504 "I promise I won't let you down." 1.3432 0.04099 236 175 41 20
505 Up the down hairpiece. 1.3430 0.03983 242 178 45 19
506 Rapunzel, why don't you come down for a change? 1.3427 0.03915 248 182 47 19
507 I like that we don't adhere to traditional roles. 1.3426 0.04115 216 157 44 15
508 Geez Rapunzel if you tie it up there and slide, who’s going to untie it? 1.3425 0.04177 219 161 41 17
509 Soooo....how's this going to work again? 1.3422 0.04050 225 164 45 16
510 I'm the lock expert you requested. 1.3421 0.04200 228 170 38 20
511 Tie it to something! 1.3420 0.04023 231 169 45 17
512 I actually identify as a ladder. 1.3420 0.04161 231 172 39 20
513 I thought maybe we could go out for a change. 1.3419 0.04078 234 173 42 19
514 Well, what do you expect for a plan B? 1.3418 0.03860 237 171 51 15
515 Just an inch off the top 1.3417 0.04005 240 177 44 19
516 I was going to sell it to a wig maker and buy a ladder, but yeah, your idea could work too. 1.3415 0.04018 246 183 42 21
517 It’s ok...you can do it...I used a lot of hairspray! 1.3415 0.03806 246 178 52 16
518 To hell with your fairytale gender norms, I'm letting MY hair up! 1.3415 0.03935 246 181 46 19
519 I'm not falling for this! 1.3412 0.04126 211 153 44 14
520 I AM JUST GLAD TO SEE YOU 1.3412 0.03876 255 188 47 20
521 Aren’t you going to invite me up? 1.3412 0.03672 255 183 57 15
522 I thought we could go out for a change. 1.3411 0.04346 214 160 35 19
523 I'm thinking braid, or maybe a bun. 1.3407 0.04034 226 165 45 16
524 I, Sir Pompadour, am here to save you. Slide down. 1.3406 0.04045 229 168 44 17
525 In the village it's called a Trumpé. 1.3406 0.04092 229 169 42 18
526 I have been hoping we can both let our hair down 1.3405 0.04100 232 172 41 19
527 It's okay, gravity hasn't been discovered yet. 1.3404 0.04063 235 174 42 19
528 Yes, I know Dr. Freud would love this. 1.3404 0.03926 235 171 48 16
529 Trust me. 1.3403 0.03892 238 173 49 16
530 Just a bit off the top. 1.3403 0.03800 238 171 53 14
531 I'll take a foot off the end and throw in some highlights 1.3402 0.03955 244 180 45 19
532 We must assess the gravity of the situation. 1.3402 0.03781 244 176 53 15
533 That isn’t a beanstalk and I’m not Jack. 1.3399 0.04015 253 190 40 23
534 You’re just a big tease 1.3398 0.04019 206 147 48 11
535 Role reversal is therapeutic, sweetie - it's just not pragmatic right now. 1.3396 0.04110 212 154 44 14
536 I just think we should avoid outdated gender roles. 1.3395 0.04016 215 155 47 13
537 My barber has done it the same for 20 years. Shorter on the sides and leave it long on top. 1.3395 0.03962 215 154 49 12
538 Scroll down 1.3394 0.04095 221 162 43 16
539 Now show me yours. 1.3394 0.04145 221 163 41 17
540 Listen, I have more than met you half way here. 1.3392 0.03921 227 164 49 14
541 Come on Rapunzel, let down my hair! 1.3390 0.04048 236 175 42 19
542 Hmmm I don’t know. I think we should re-read the book. 1.3388 0.03768 245 177 53 15
543 Rapunzel, Rapunzel let down my hair. 1.3385 0.03730 257 187 53 17
544 Rapunzel, I think we screwed this up. 1.3382 0.04331 204 151 37 16
545 Sorry, are we doing this backwards? 1.3378 0.04030 222 162 45 15
546 I held up my end now you hold up yours. 1.3378 0.03892 225 162 50 13
547 Methinks the aphrodisiac is to blame 1.3377 0.04100 228 169 41 18
548 Pull me up! My dad wants me to join the crusades. 1.3377 0.04147 228 170 39 19
549 Yes, I did use a bit of product. 1.3377 0.04004 228 167 45 16
550 Yes, yes; tie it to the bedpost, slide down, and, and...foh! Tarry a minute and let me think this out. 1.3376 0.03742 234 167 55 12
551 Mousse. Lots and lots of mousse. 1.3376 0.03838 234 169 51 14
552 No no, the combover looks great, but I'm busy tonight. 1.3376 0.04159 234 176 37 21
553 But you told me you liked it when I wore my hair up. 1.3376 0.03805 237 171 52 14
554 Before you cut my hair off, let's be sure these slippers fit. 1.3374 0.03831 243 177 50 16
555 I told you on our first date that I'm very competitive. 1.3373 0.03810 249 182 50 17
556 You should see it when it's fully erect. 1.3373 0.03977 249 186 42 21
557 I hope this works, or I just wasted a ton of money on hair gel. 1.3370 0.03688 273 201 52 20
558 This isn't working, Rapunzel. Let down my hair. 1.3365 0.04434 211 160 31 20
559 Want to tie the knot? 1.3364 0.04244 217 162 37 18
560 This might be the shortest fairy tale ever. 1.3364 0.04244 217 162 37 18
561 It only works if I’m up there and you’re down here. 1.3364 0.04153 220 163 40 17
562 It's a little known version by the other brother Grimm. 1.3364 0.03948 220 159 48 13
563 I am the Earl of Pompadour, at your service 1.3364 0.04203 220 164 38 18
564 I think there's been a mix up, my tickets were for Cinderella. 1.3364 0.04103 220 162 42 16
565 It’s a compound of Brylcreem & Viagra. Hop on, slide down; the pleasure’s all mine! 1.3363 0.04310 226 172 32 22
566 Ha! I bet you’re not laughing at my combover now. 1.3362 0.04271 232 177 32 23
567 The ends justify the means m'lady. 1.3361 0.04019 238 177 42 19
568 Somehow, I don't think this is going to work. 1.3359 0.03777 256 188 50 18
569 Yes, I am Rapunzels brother. Why do you ask? 1.3351 0.04422 194 144 35 15
570 Who’s Newton? 1.3349 0.04251 209 155 38 16
571 Rewrite! 1.3348 0.03963 227 166 46 15
572 This works better if we reverse places 1.3348 0.03892 233 170 48 15
573 The instructions were in Old English but I think this is right. 1.3346 0.03712 254 185 53 16
574 Donald taught me how. 1.3346 0.03916 254 190 43 21
575 Leznupar, let up your hair. 1.3333 0.03891 237 174 47 16
576 I'm here for the hairway to heaven. 1.3333 0.03990 240 179 42 19
577 Could you at least meet me half way? 1.3333 0.04265 204 151 38 15
578 Hair me up, Scotty. 1.3333 0.04191 231 175 35 21
579 It took over 20 gallons of gel, but now you can slide down. 1.3333 0.03798 237 172 51 14
580 Look, I understand that we're trying to challenge gender roles here, but I just don't think gravity is on our side on this one. 1.3333 0.04131 225 168 39 18
581 Do these shoes make me look fat? 1.3333 0.04244 240 185 30 25
582 My Rogaine is your gain, my fair lady! 1.3333 0.03812 240 175 50 15
583 I said you should COME over! 1.3333 0.03844 237 173 49 15
584 Hey, fifteen years to grow this. The least you can do is give it a shot 1.3333 0.04082 225 167 41 17
585 Rumpletrumpskin 1.3333 0.03972 234 173 44 17
586 Rupunzel! Rupunzel! Slide down my pomade. 1.3333 0.04046 246 186 38 22
587 'Tis a man bun, my lady. 1.3333 0.03948 228 167 46 15
588 It's over, Fred. You voted Republican. 1.3333 0.04366 228 176 28 24
589 We've got to get our stories straight or no one will believe us. 1.3333 0.04082 225 167 41 17
590 Pull! 1.3333 0.03960 231 170 45 16
591 Go ahead and slide down, I moussed it 1.3333 0.03792 246 180 50 16
592 What do you mean you don't love me?! It took me twenty-three years to grow this. 1.3320 0.03675 253 184 54 15
593 They're plugs . . so don't pull. 1.3320 0.03601 247 177 58 12
594 Wherefore art thou Comb-meo? 1.3320 0.03721 244 177 53 14
595 This seemed much easier in my head. 1.3320 0.03811 244 179 49 16
596 'IT"S CALLED THE TRUMPIAN COMB" 1.3319 0.04185 238 182 33 23
597 I'm tired of always climbing up...you slide down for once! 1.3319 0.03689 238 171 55 12
598 I think you should try coming over to my house for a change. 1.3319 0.03957 235 174 44 17
599 Of course I love you, but are we sure about the science here? 1.3319 0.03946 232 171 45 16
600 I'm thinking of running for president. 1.3319 0.03982 229 169 44 16
601 Don’t we have this backwards? 1.3319 0.04018 226 167 43 16
602 They weren’t kidding when they said ‘a little dab will do you.’” 1.3319 0.04163 226 170 37 19
603 I just didn't want to grow a part. 1.3318 0.04106 223 166 40 17
604 Maybe we should switch places? 1.3318 0.03992 220 161 45 14
605 Pull me up, so I can rescue you! 1.3318 0.03976 217 158 46 13
606 Trust me, it's no fairy tale out here. 1.3318 0.04068 214 157 43 14
607 Stop teasing my hair! 1.3306 0.03936 248 186 42 20
608 Trust me, your situation's not that Grimm. 1.3305 0.03908 239 177 45 17
609 Now pull. 1.3305 0.04033 236 177 40 19
610 You can rappel can’t you Rapunzel? 1.3305 0.03850 236 173 48 15
611 Yes, if you let down your hair, I could climb up to get to you, but then what? 1.3304 0.03905 227 166 47 14
612 Just a few inches off the top, basically whatever you can reach. 1.3303 0.04129 221 165 39 17
613 I am excited to see you! 1.3303 0.04219 218 164 36 18
614 I'm telling you, the hairspray will hold. 1.3302 0.03998 215 157 45 13
615 Your profile picture looked different. 1.3302 0.04037 212 155 44 13
616 Please don't tell anyone it's a comb-over. 1.3301 0.04187 209 155 39 15
617 I've had a hard time reaching you. 1.3301 0.04076 209 153 43 13
618 It isn’t normally like this. It must be the humidity. 1.3300 0.04099 203 148 43 12
619 Now just pull me up and we can live happily ever after! 1.3293 0.03666 249 181 54 14
620 I think the pills worked! 1.3292 0.03817 243 179 48 16
621 This can’t be right. 1.3292 0.03804 240 176 49 15
622 I washed my hair with Viagra. 1.3291 0.04150 237 181 34 22
623 Do we really have time to discuss the Freudian implications of this whole scenario? 1.3291 0.04010 234 175 41 18
624 From what I've read, I think we've got this backwards. 1.3291 0.04100 234 177 37 20
625 I’m just saying, it’d be nice to not always be the one doing the climbing. 1.3289 0.04084 228 171 39 18
626 I completely agree with your point about gender roles, but I still think this would have worked better the other way around. 1.3289 0.03890 228 167 47 14
627 I feel like we are splitting hairs here 1.3289 0.04084 228 171 39 18
628 I wanted to comb over tonight. 1.3288 0.04013 222 164 43 15
629 Sorry Rapunzel, you'll have to lift me up again. I grabbed your shoes, not mine ! 1.3288 0.03910 222 162 47 13
630 I think this would be easier if we switched places. 1.3288 0.04013 222 164 43 15
631 Make up your mind. Am I going up or are you coming down? 1.3288 0.04051 219 162 42 15
632 I am sorry darling - Viagra works differently on different people. 1.3288 0.04153 219 164 38 17
633 Wow, is there anything that coconut oil can't do? 1.3286 0.04129 213 158 40 15
634 Rapunzel! Rapunzel! Let down your tea tree and coconut oil infused, sulfate- and paraben-free shampoo! 1.3281 0.03876 253 190 43 20
635 Oh yeah there’s definitely gum in here 1.3281 0.03668 253 185 53 15
636 Anything's a ladder with enough hairspray. 1.3279 0.03815 247 183 47 17
637 I thought you wanted to eliminate gender bias 1.3279 0.03934 244 183 42 19
638 I didn't expect courtship to be such a hair-raising experience. 1.3277 0.03823 238 175 48 15
639 Of course I'm serious. I spent a fortune on hair spray. 1.3275 0.03925 229 169 45 15
640 Wait. I think we're doing this wrong. 1.3275 0.03776 229 166 51 12
641 I'm your 2 o'clock appointment" 1.3275 0.03776 229 166 51 12
642 There's gel in it. Just slide down. 1.3275 0.04021 229 171 41 17
643 Call me a purist, but this one reason why I hate fan fiction. 1.3274 0.04155 226 171 36 19
644 If you'd been living out here you'd know why I want to be pulled up! 1.3273 0.04035 220 163 42 15
645 Well, if you think THIS is strange, wait till you see the cartoonist's take on 'Rumpelstiltskin'. 1.3272 0.04021 217 160 43 14
646 It's an updoo. 1.3269 0.03799 260 195 45 20
647 Sorry about my hair, I recently switched over to "Jack's Magic Beans" shampoo. 1.3267 0.03728 251 185 50 16
648 We only have four hours until I have to call a doctor. 1.3266 0.03845 248 185 45 18
649 Pull, dammit. 1.3266 0.03626 248 180 55 13
650 Fairy Tales 2018 Edition: Reversing the Gender Roles 1.3266 0.03887 248 186 43 19
651 Now can you appreciate my man-bun? 1.3265 0.03790 245 181 48 16
652 Don't worry; it'll hold! I use the same hairspray as Trump! 1.3264 0.04124 242 186 33 23
653 It's a magic comb over. Jump on and slide on down. 1.3264 0.03822 242 179 47 16
654 I'm not just the president of Hair Club for Men, I'm also a client. 1.3263 0.04070 236 179 37 20
655 Doth not devotion outweigheth poor planning? 1.3261 0.03959 230 171 43 16
656 How is your idea any different? 1.3260 0.03995 227 169 42 16
657 Try to remember, Prince. You take the Viagra. I use the Minoxidil. 1.3258 0.04219 221 168 34 19
658 That's quite a cowlick you've got there. 1.3258 0.04120 221 166 38 17
659 Let’s rethink this... 1.3254 0.03951 209 152 46 11
660 The label says strong hold 1.3253 0.03915 249 188 41 20
661 They call it a "Cowlick". 1.3251 0.03853 243 181 45 17
662 You're sure it works both ways? 1.3250 0.03796 240 177 48 15
663 This could be our last meeting - I'm out of hair gel. 1.3250 0.03887 240 179 44 17
664 When you go high, I go low 1.3249 0.04185 237 183 31 23
665 Oh shoot, you were supposed to go first 1.3248 0.03956 234 175 42 17
666 and you said my manbun was useless 1.3248 0.03717 234 170 52 12
667 A little off the top please 1.3246 0.03931 228 169 44 15
668 Are those new extensions or are you just really happy to see me? 1.3246 0.03882 228 168 46 14
669 Rapunzel, still think we don't have anything in common? 1.3244 0.03917 225 166 45 14
670 So, is it a gray? 1.3244 0.03967 225 167 43 15
671 So if I lose the comb-over, then you’ll come down? 1.3243 0.03901 222 163 46 13
672 I changed my mind... pull me up instead! 1.3242 0.03756 256 191 47 18
673 I didn’t say I was troubled by a bad cough. I said by a “bad coif!” 1.3241 0.03660 253 186 52 15
674 You’re living in a fairy tale if you think I have the upper body strength for this. 1.3241 0.03745 253 188 48 17
675 Climb down, or pull me up. Works either way. 1.3241 0.03919 216 158 46 12
676 No No, don't slide, Rapunz, rappel, rappel. 1.3237 0.04005 241 183 38 20
677 This is such a lose lose situation. 1.3237 0.03783 241 178 48 15
678 It seems the product I got over the internet for that...uhh...little problem of mine has a side effect... 1.3235 0.03996 238 180 39 19
679 You could just jump. 1.3234 0.03987 235 177 40 18
680 Hurry, my love. The Aqua Net won't hold forever. 1.3234 0.03800 235 173 48 14
681 OK , that works too. 1.3234 0.03848 235 174 46 15
682 I think this'll work better if you let your hair down instead. 1.3233 0.03634 232 167 55 10
683 I thought I'd let my hair up for a change. 1.3231 0.03817 229 168 48 13
684 My Lady, I don't think the gravity of our situation will be enough. 1.3231 0.04200 229 176 32 21
685 It’s safe to come down. I used five bottles of hair gel. 1.3231 0.03716 229 166 52 11
686 Careful! It's not mine. 1.3231 0.03817 229 168 48 13
687 I've been climbing your hair all week, how about you meet me halfway? 1.3230 0.04001 226 169 41 16
688 Just take a little off the top, please. 1.3229 0.04088 223 168 38 17
689 They really seemed confident role reversal would help us. 1.3229 0.03886 223 164 46 13
690 Don't worry, I used maximum hold. 1.3227 0.04077 220 165 39 16
691 I’m afraid of heights, so I thought maybe you could come down instead. 1.3226 0.03903 217 159 46 12
692 how about YOU ask ME out? 1.3224 0.03884 214 156 47 11
693 I can't plant the magic beans. I ate them. 1.3223 0.03903 242 182 42 18
694 Best comb-over ever! 1.3223 0.03859 242 181 44 17
695 I think we got this bass ackwards. 1.3222 0.04112 239 184 33 22
696 It looked so easy in the infomercial. 1.3221 0.03898 208 151 47 10
697 It's the same gel that Trump uses. 1.3220 0.03834 236 175 46 15
698 You said you wanted me to meet you halfway...' 1.3220 0.03541 236 169 58 9
699 Don't worry, it's "extreme hold". 1.3220 0.03927 236 177 42 17
700 I thought you said, "Can you hair me." 1.3220 0.03881 236 176 44 16
701 Ok, now jump... 1.3220 0.03834 236 175 46 15
702 Not too much off the top. 1.3220 0.03739 236 173 50 13
703 I know. I can't do a thing with it either. 1.3218 0.04034 202 148 43 11
704 Well, do you want to be rescued or wait for a prince without dandruff? 1.3217 0.03998 230 173 40 17
705 Keep scrolling! Eventually you'll get to the good part. 1.3216 0.03882 255 194 40 21
706 I had a Translator read the story to me. 1.3214 0.04023 224 168 40 16
707 I told you we should have gone with the ladder option. 1.3214 0.03708 252 187 49 16
708 If you see a gray one, be a dear and pull it out. 1.3214 0.04023 224 168 40 16
709 Sign there to indicate that you've reviewed the Perms & Conditions. 1.3214 0.03923 224 166 44 14
710 What do you mean I can't come up? 1.3214 0.03973 224 167 42 15
711 It's now or never. The kingdom is out of hairspray. 1.3213 0.04161 221 168 35 18
712 I don't care what you read in a fairy tale, this isn't going to work! 1.3210 0.03618 243 177 54 12
713 "Rapunzel, Rapunzel, throw down your Nair™. 1.3208 0.03879 240 180 43 17
714 Okay, now pull me up. Unless you can think of a better idea. 1.3208 0.03904 212 155 46 11
715 There's a metaphor in this somewhere. 1.3207 0.03677 237 173 52 12
716 I agree, but in a post-truth world a lot of things don't seem exactly right. 1.3207 0.03867 237 177 44 16
717 Mind if I comb over? 1.3207 0.03867 237 177 44 16
718 I was thinking about our situation, and then suddenly - BAM! Right off the top of my head, it came to me. 1.3206 0.04168 209 157 37 15
719 Never mind the split ends; my ROOTS are strong, just pull me up. 1.3205 0.03658 234 170 53 11
720 Are you sure this is how the fairy tale goes? 1.3205 0.03853 234 174 45 15
721 Right, now just slowly climb down. 1.3205 0.03948 234 176 41 17
722 Toupee, or not toupee? 1.3205 0.04085 234 179 35 20
723 Is that 50 gallons of hair spray or are you just glad to see me? 1.3203 0.03983 231 174 40 17
724 I'm all about bucking gender roles, but how's this supposed to work? 1.3203 0.03789 231 170 48 13
725 Slide down, I used plenty of gel. 1.3202 0.04020 228 172 39 17
726 My unruly hair had kept love way out of reach. Then I tried Rapun-gel! 1.3202 0.03971 228 171 41 16
727 Rapunzel, my love, I'm trying a different approach. 1.3202 0.03922 228 170 43 15
728 So if you could just take a little off the top. 1.3202 0.03779 253 190 45 18
729 Come to think of it, Wig World may have sent "The Beanstalk," not "The Rapunzel." 1.3198 0.03712 247 183 49 15
730 Foreget whose hair is suppose to do what and just slide down. 1.3198 0.03943 222 165 43 14
731 You know, I think let down is gonna read better than lift up” 1.3198 0.03943 222 165 43 14
732 Rapunzel, I think reverse engineering is not going to work 1.3197 0.03832 244 183 44 17
733 I see where you are going with this, but it's not going to have a happy fairytale ending. 1.3196 0.03980 219 163 42 14
734 I am not sure if I mentioned this in my profile. 1.3196 0.03873 219 161 46 12
735 I don't care what your therapist told you, this roll-reversal idea just isn't going to work. 1.3195 0.03820 241 180 45 16
736 Pull me back up! These aren’t my running shoes. 1.3193 0.03807 238 177 46 15
737 Try tying it off to the radiator, then slide down. 1.3193 0.03853 238 178 44 16
738 I said, "pick the lock" not "pick a lock." 1.3193 0.03664 238 174 52 12
739 How many Viagra did you take?? 1.3192 0.04164 213 161 36 16
740 Even taller with my shoes ON. 1.3192 0.03945 213 157 44 12
741 Can't we just cuddle and talk like a normal couple? 1.3192 0.04001 213 158 42 13
742 Just tie it to the table and push the table down the stairs. 1.3191 0.03839 235 175 45 15
743 I’m not really sure how this helps you. 1.3190 0.03921 232 174 42 16
744 A comb-over by definition is over the top. 1.3190 0.03825 232 172 46 14
745 That's not entirely fair -- "Step Two" was confusingly written. 1.3190 0.03968 232 175 40 17
746 It's surprising what you can conceal beneath a beret. 1.3188 0.03956 229 172 41 16
747 We can't go on like this. I'm getting a haircut. 1.3188 0.03908 229 171 43 15
748 Go ahead it’s extra-hold. 1.3188 0.03908 229 171 43 15
749 I thought we could try a role reversal this time around? 1.3187 0.03582 251 184 54 13
750 Please, stop teasing me. 1.3182 0.03626 264 197 50 17
751 w What kind of hair-brained scheme is this? 1.3180 0.03885 239 180 42 17
752 It started as a comb-over. What's your story? 1.3180 0.03746 239 177 48 14
753 It's OK, all we have to do is change places. 1.3180 0.03885 239 180 42 17
754 The body! The texture...and not a single split-end! 1.3180 0.04002 217 162 41 14
755 Is that you hair, or are you excited to see me? 1.3178 0.04054 236 181 35 20
756 Like my ends, I'm afraid we must split. 1.3178 0.03872 236 177 43 16
757 Occupational Health and Safety now recommend sliding down rather than climbing up 1.3178 0.04200 214 163 34 17
758 I think I have this fairy tale thing backwards. 1.3175 0.03910 211 155 45 11
759 Something just doesn't seem quite right. 1.3175 0.03700 252 188 48 16
760 Donald, Donald, send up your hair, So I might descend the Trump Tower stair. 1.3174 0.04037 230 175 37 18
761 Perfect! You mixed the concrete in with your shampoo, just like I told you! 1.3172 0.03878 227 169 44 14
762 This is lousing up the storyline. 1.3171 0.03805 246 185 44 17
763 Not too hard! They're extensions. 1.3170 0.04113 224 171 35 18
764 You and your stupid fairy tales. Just pull! 1.3170 0.03913 224 167 43 14
765 I don’t think this is getting us anywhere. 1.3167 0.04102 221 168 36 17
766 One day, I will run for president. 1.3167 0.04152 221 169 34 18
767 It really works! I got out of Scientology this way! 1.3167 0.04152 221 169 34 18
768 I think we've got this backwards, Leznupar! 1.3166 0.03588 259 192 52 15
769 Wait, wait! Let's think this through a little. 1.3165 0.03768 218 159 49 10
770 Stop teasing me! 1.3165 0.03717 237 175 49 13
771 I use a coconut oil leave in treatment, you'll slide right down. 1.3162 0.03892 234 176 42 16
772 Think of our heirs! 1.3160 0.04224 212 162 33 17
773 A magic formula given to me by Sir Rogaine. Why do you ask? 1.3160 0.03730 231 170 49 12
774 If this relationship is going to work, we're going to have to go in a different direction. 1.3160 0.03803 250 189 43 18
775 Thanks for finding my shoes. There also might be a wallet and some keys. 1.3158 0.03913 228 171 42 15
776 Have you seen "There's something about Mary"? OK, good. 1.3156 0.03824 244 184 43 17
777 Rapunzel . It won't work this way. 1.3156 0.03868 244 185 41 18
778 I used Trump's hair gel. You'll be fine. 1.3154 0.03818 260 199 40 21
779 I think I'll wait for someone who knows which way is up. 1.3152 0.03729 257 194 45 18
780 Toupee or not toupee? That is the question. 1.3151 0.03890 238 180 41 17
781 Are you aware of the gravity of yours situation? 1.3151 0.03980 238 182 37 19
782 Only medievials still wear man buns. 1.3151 0.03970 219 164 41 14
783 You had better slide down soon. After all, you know what they say - "Hair today, gone tomorrow." 1.3149 0.03971 235 179 38 18
784 Really? You could tell it's a comb over? 1.3148 0.04061 216 163 38 15
785 Maybe you can't see it from up there, but the shoe is not on the other foot. I took them both off. 1.3148 0.03899 216 160 44 12
786 I combed in Gorilla Glue. Slide on down. 1.3146 0.04046 213 160 39 14
787 Prince Cowlick … I’m so lucky it is you that happened by! 1.3145 0.03822 248 188 42 18
788 Leznupar, Leznupar, I'm sending up my hair. 1.3144 0.04043 229 175 36 18
789 It started out as a harmless comb over, but then it turned on me. 1.3144 0.03996 229 174 38 17
790 You can't let me win anything, can you? 1.3143 0.04085 210 158 38 14
791 I grow it long for exactly this kind of situation. 1.3143 0.04141 210 159 36 15
792 When I said I'd trade places with you, this isn't exactly what I meant. 1.3142 0.03984 226 171 39 16
793 I thought your dating profile said you were into role reversal. 1.3142 0.03729 226 166 49 11
794 It's all about the gel. 1.3142 0.03934 226 170 41 15
795 Up is now down, Rapunzel. 1.3142 0.03934 226 170 41 15
796 Funny you should ask... Yes, I do use product. 1.3140 0.03660 242 179 50 13
797 No, this is a bad idea. Why don't you just let go and stay put? 1.3136 0.04160 220 169 33 18
798 Or, if it makes you queasy, you could take the elevator. 1.3136 0.03902 220 164 43 13
799 Are you sure it's extra hold? 1.3134 0.04200 217 167 32 18
800 Rapunzel Rapunzel, slide down my hair 1.3133 0.03898 233 176 41 16
801 You could pull me up, or I could pull you down. 1.3133 0.03703 233 172 49 12
802 Now you tell my there's a door around back. 1.3133 0.03722 249 187 46 16
803 Do you see any grey? 1.3131 0.04030 214 161 39 14
804 To be honest, I prefer bald men. 1.3130 0.03981 230 175 38 17
805 I have a reverse Rapunzel complex that defies both logic and gravity. 1.3130 0.03884 230 173 42 15
806 Clearly a hair raising incident. 1.3130 0.03753 246 185 45 16
807 Damn! The cartoonist really screwed up on this one! What the hell is going on at the New Yorker? 1.3130 0.03753 262 200 42 20
808 Halt! Who goes hair? 1.3128 0.03919 227 171 41 15
809 I told you my man bun would come in handy. 1.3128 0.03968 227 172 39 16
810 You're not Cinderella? 1.3128 0.04017 227 173 37 17
811 What do you mean there's someone else? 1.3125 0.04109 208 157 37 14
812 Rapunzel, there must be an easier way to do this. 1.3125 0.04055 224 171 36 17
813 Somehow, we have to reverse-engineer this. 1.3125 0.03581 240 176 53 11
814 Do I tell him that even from up here the combover isn't convincing? 1.3122 0.03987 237 182 36 19
815 Rapunzel had a younger sister, Edith......who was slow and the source of much family embarrassment. 1.3120 0.03836 234 176 43 15
816 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, wilt thou believe in the hairway to Steven! 1.3120 0.03977 234 179 37 18
817 Just slide, it’s gelled! 1.3119 0.04250 202 154 33 15
818 would it be easier if i just walk up? 1.3117 0.03466 247 180 57 10
819 Uh-oh darling, I see a gray. 1.3117 0.03740 247 186 45 16
820 Fair maiden, ‘tis me, Sir Rogaine, at your service 1.3115 0.03726 244 183 46 15
821 Let's split before the ends do. 1.3115 0.03771 244 184 44 16
822 Let go of your gender stereotypes and just tie my hair to something. 1.3114 0.03701 228 168 49 11
823 Technically it is ear hair, but when I comb it properly you'd never know. 1.3112 0.03848 241 183 41 17
824 I use the same hairspray as Trump 1.3112 0.03893 241 184 39 18
825 There's just enough product to get you down. 1.3112 0.03664 241 179 49 13
826 Leznupar! Leznupar! Tel nwod ruoy riah! 1.3112 0.04024 241 187 33 21
827 Good catch! 1.3111 0.03785 225 167 46 12
828 Hi, The name is Raypunzal. 1.3109 0.03927 238 182 38 18
829 Hop on quick. This hair gel won't last all day. 1.3108 0.03976 222 168 39 15
830 Can’t I take the stairs. 1.3108 0.04077 222 170 35 17
831 I understand that long hair ropes are no longer women’s work and hope my progressive compliance impressed you. But logistically, couldn’t one of us equally capable people have built a ladder months ago? Sorry if that came off as mansplaining. 1.3106 0.04053 235 182 33 20
832 I guess what they say is true, life's not like the fairy tales. 1.3106 0.03611 264 199 48 17
833 Can I be on top for once? 1.3105 0.04217 219 170 30 19
834 This could only happen in a fairy tale. 1.3105 0.03683 248 186 47 15
835 I'm not sure about a happy ending. Looks more like a split ending to me." 1.3103 0.03598 261 196 49 16
836 My love, you make my feet swell, and my hair stand on end. 1.3103 0.03855 232 175 42 15
837 Am i coming down or you are coming up? 1.3102 0.03622 245 182 50 13
838 Last I heard, this is supposed to be the other way around. 1.3102 0.03528 245 180 54 11
839 Are you sure it’s supposed to work like this? 1.3102 0.03622 245 182 50 13
840 Could you arrange it like Trump's? 1.3102 0.03932 245 189 36 20
841 Rapunzel, let down your hair conditioner. 1.3102 0.03776 216 159 47 10
842 Listen, I really like you, and you're going to find out anyway. It's a rug. 1.3100 0.03938 229 174 39 16
843 Just FYI, I took a lot of flack for that man-bun. 1.3100 0.03790 229 171 45 13
844 Do you have an extra scrunchy? 1.3099 0.03835 242 184 41 17
845 I guess I'll just wait for you to mullet over. 1.3099 0.03835 242 184 41 17
846 How do I do it ??? I use the same Hair Spray as Donald Trump, but without the Orange Color 1.3098 0.03739 255 194 43 18
847 So who's being sexist now? 1.3097 0.03874 226 170 42 14
848 I pray thee, chide me not! T'is true though, I must concede; It seems the apothecary has added some aphrodisiac to my dandelion and rosemary shampoo. 1.3097 0.03925 226 171 40 15
849 What do you mean you don't want to come down anymore? I guess this was a harebrained idea. Get it? 'Hair'-brained... Because I grew my– Ow. That hurts. Ow! No more puns, I swear! Rapunzel, Rapunzel! Let down my hair!" 1.3097 0.03823 226 169 44 13
850 Now it's my turn to be the princess! 1.3097 0.03925 226 171 40 15
851 I'm running late-Rapunzel, can you please let down my hair? 1.3096 0.03776 239 180 44 15
852 You see? I told you we had lots in common! 1.3096 0.03776 239 180 44 15
853 OK I’ve shown you mine, now let me see yours 1.3094 0.03599 265 200 48 17
854 I think I can fit you in next Tuesday. 1.3094 0.03960 223 169 39 15
855 Let’s not split hairs. 1.3094 0.04011 223 170 37 16
856 You think MY idea's lame? 1.3093 0.03512 236 172 55 9
857 The stylist said it would make me look taller... 1.3093 0.03563 236 173 53 10
858 Darling, I could never bear to part. 1.3092 0.03758 249 189 43 17
859 I swear, I'm not overcompensating! 1.3090 0.03793 233 175 44 14
860 It's gender-bending, I know, but this is the 12th century! 1.3090 0.03889 233 177 40 16
861 Trust me, really 1.3090 0.03889 233 177 40 16
862 By God, this is the worst case of static I've ever seen! 1.3090 0.03841 233 176 42 15
863 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let my hair down!! 1.3089 0.03700 246 185 46 15
864 Hold real tight, Rapunzel, and I'll climb up my hair. 1.3089 0.03614 259 195 48 16
865 Rapunzel, I’ve comb-over for you. 1.3087 0.03875 230 174 41 15
866 The bottle just said "volumizing"... 1.3087 0.03622 230 169 51 10
867 Seriously, this makes way more sense. 1.3087 0.03674 230 170 49 11
868 Okay Rapunzel, it's either hair today or I'm gone tomorrow! 1.3087 0.03875 230 174 41 15
869 Who are you to judge? 1.3086 0.03731 243 183 45 15
870 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, you’re let down by my long hair? 1.3086 0.03639 243 181 49 13
871 I don't care how much hair gel you used, I'm not sliding down it. 1.3084 0.04020 214 162 38 14
872 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your gender norms. 1.3084 0.03909 214 160 42 12
873 I JUST RUBBED IT WITH VIAGRA. 1.3083 0.03899 240 184 38 18
874 It’s a two-way street, babe. 1.3083 0.03899 240 184 38 18
875 I’m not only the hair club President. I’m also the King. 1.3081 0.04222 211 163 31 17
876 I'm meeting you more than half-way. 1.3080 0.03842 224 168 43 13
877 My hair dresser calls it "The Trumpian Twister" and it doubles as a slippery slope when necessary. Please slide down with caution. 1.3080 0.03945 224 170 39 15
878 Pull me back up. I’ve so had enough of reality. 1.3080 0.03933 237 182 37 18
879 Trust me, I read about this in a book somewhere. 1.3080 0.03794 237 179 43 15
880 Great concept. Lousy physics. 1.3080 0.03650 237 176 49 12
881 You've got to be kidding, I've been planning this for years. 1.3077 0.03551 247 183 52 12
882 Yes, fine, it's like a hair-boner. Now hurry and get down on it! 1.3077 0.03904 247 191 36 20
883 What's a ladder ? 1.3077 0.03930 221 167 40 14
884 Go ahead, pull me up. 1.3074 0.03718 244 184 45 15
885 This is a hair-raising situation. 1.3074 0.03957 231 177 37 17
886 No!! You pull ME up!! It’s crazy out here!! 1.3071 0.03702 241 181 46 14
887 I'm thinking frosted tips, but I'd consider dreadlocks. 1.3071 0.03885 241 185 38 18
888 I was waiting for a good hair day 1.3071 0.03929 241 186 36 19
889 I have an egalitarian point of view. You climb down this time, I will climb up next time. 1.3070 0.03638 228 168 50 10
890 I think you need to stop questioning the plan. 1.3070 0.03895 228 173 40 15
891 I used 73 jars of gel. You can just climb on and slide down. 1.3068 0.03816 251 193 39 19
892 Has this happened with all the princes you've been with? 1.3067 0.03685 238 178 47 13
893 It's not you. It's me. 1.3067 0.03827 238 181 41 16
894 Ok, maybe it was a hair-brained idea... 1.3067 0.03930 225 171 39 15
895 I spun it from straw polls. 1.3066 0.04151 212 163 33 16
896 Honey, let's just try to make it work." 1.3065 0.03675 248 187 46 15
897 This really hurts. Are you sure there's no door around back? 1.3064 0.03566 235 173 52 10
898 I spent a fortune on Rogaine to save you. 1.3063 0.03862 222 167 42 13
899 Aqua Net; why do you ask? 1.3063 0.03862 222 167 42 13
900 This isn't how it goes in the story. 1.3063 0.03966 222 169 38 15
901 OK, but then how do we get down? 1.3063 0.03755 222 165 46 11
902 I used a new product called Trump Hair Starch. 1.3062 0.04301 209 163 28 18
903 I always did prefer a man with a good head of hair. 1.3062 0.03849 209 155 44 10
904 I thought you'd appreciate the role reversal. 1.3059 0.03732 219 162 47 10
905 Maybe we should see if this glass slipper fits first? 1.3059 0.04055 219 168 35 16
906 I don't care what they write. Just pull me up! 1.3058 0.03735 242 183 44 15
907 Why, yes, I am Lord Pompadour, how did you guess? 1.3057 0.03978 229 176 36 17
908 Not for lack of time, but I didn't really think this through. 1.3057 0.03880 229 174 40 15
909 Next time at my tower? 1.3056 0.04094 216 166 34 16
910 I'm sorry, it's one of the side effects. 1.3056 0.03676 252 191 45 16
911 Jump !! It’s wrapped around a bungee cord. 1.3054 0.03993 239 186 33 20
912 Hair brained ? How could you say that ! 1.3053 0.03864 226 171 41 14
913 Careful with the updo - I’d like to get at least two days out of it. 1.3053 0.03761 226 169 45 12
914 You need to do something about your split ends. 1.3052 0.03835 249 192 38 19
915 It’s 2018, I can be who I want 1.3052 0.04025 213 162 37 14
916 No... I'm here to save YOU. 1.3052 0.03680 213 156 49 8
917 I calleth it the maxi-mullet. 1.3051 0.03846 236 180 40 16
918 Of course I use product. 1.3051 0.03799 236 179 42 15
919 Want to come over to my place for a change? 1.3049 0.04001 223 171 36 16
920 If we can get someone to turn this magazine upside-down, you can climb up my hair and into my arms. Otherwise, Rapunzel, I’d say we’re screwed. 1.3047 0.04020 233 181 33 19
921 This is not how I thought this would go 1.3047 0.03734 233 175 45 13
922 Dear Rapunzel, we are about to shift the paradigm. 1.3045 0.03604 220 161 51 8
923 And none of the men in the family show signs of baldness. 1.3045 0.03718 220 163 47 10
924 I think I'll go now. We just have too much in common. 1.3045 0.03718 220 163 47 10
925 Hair Suitor 1.3045 0.03722 243 184 44 15
926 Of course it's a weave." 1.3045 0.03676 243 183 46 14
927 If you help me fix it, I can run for President 1.3043 0.03748 253 194 41 18
928 I don't know why but this just doesn't feel right! 1.3043 0.03766 230 173 44 13
929 This is the best I can do, Melania. 1.3043 0.04104 230 180 30 20
930 No, it's actually my good hair day. 1.3042 0.03706 240 181 45 14
931 Your hair was a let down. 1.3042 0.03845 240 184 39 17
932 We could explore the masculine/feminine axis of this kind of turnaround or you could just toss me the key. 1.3041 0.03917 217 164 40 13
933 So you're saying that my man-bun has been a waste of time? 1.3037 0.04009 214 163 37 14
934 Maybe try the door again...? 1.3037 0.03898 214 161 41 12
935 I thought it said to use a cupful of Rogaine; it actually said to use a capful. 1.3037 0.03841 214 160 43 11
936 Comb-overs are a family tradition. 1.3036 0.03588 247 185 49 13
937 I’m from Uber. 1.3036 0.03896 247 192 35 20
938 Too much mousse? 1.3036 0.03588 247 185 49 13
939 Do you think it's too long for a man bun? 1.3036 0.03935 224 171 38 15
940 Maybe I shouldn't have eaten those three magic beans. 1.3036 0.03935 224 171 38 15
941 I think the hair spray did the trick. 1.3036 0.03832 224 169 42 13
942 No, No, I'm Rapunzel! 1.3035 0.03749 201 147 47 7
943 Dyslexic? Me? Why do you ask? 1.3034 0.03865 234 179 39 16
944 I can come up if you can't come down 1.3034 0.03671 234 175 47 12
945 Let’s watch that YouTube video again. 1.3034 0.03959 234 181 35 18
946 I told you it was real! 1.3033 0.03843 244 188 38 18
947 No, I'm not saying you can't do it. It's just, maybe we're taking this whole 'reversing gender roles' thing a bit too far." 1.3033 0.03886 244 189 36 19
948 Pull me back up! It’s the 2018 midterms! 1.3031 0.03777 254 196 39 19
949 Talk about a hair raising experience. 1.3030 0.03714 264 204 40 20
950 No, I'm Donald's brother. 1.3030 0.03947 231 178 36 17
951 I guess I overdid it with the Viagra 1.3030 0.03714 264 204 40 20
952 'I come from the Kingdom of Miracle Grow.' 1.3029 0.03693 241 182 45 14
953 Comb-over, m'lady! 1.3028 0.03503 251 187 52 12
954 This ain't no fairy tale honey. Just grab hold, shimmy on down and let's get the hell out of here. 1.3028 0.03548 251 188 50 13
955 Medievaldating.com said we were an 87% match. 1.3028 0.03902 218 165 40 13
956 I popped a fistful of Rogaine and Viagra . . . soooo, I have something else to show you when you get down. 1.3026 0.03934 228 175 37 16
957 Don’t let your barber take off more than this much. 1.3026 0.03885 228 174 39 15
958 No, I'm NOT just one-upping you! 1.3026 0.03784 228 172 43 13
959 Rapunzel, honey, I think we've got this thing backwards. 1.3026 0.04031 228 177 33 18
960 Forget coming down for living happily ever after! Just pull me up and we'll stay in our ivory tower, and never hear a word about Trump again! 1.3025 0.04043 238 187 30 21
961 I know times are hard right now, but I promise you one day we'll be able to afford a rope. 1.3022 0.03712 225 168 46 11
962 When I said we weren’t using my hair, I thought you’d bring a ladder. 1.3021 0.03755 235 178 43 14
963 Hey stupid, the King is longing for an heir, not for someone with long hair. 1.3021 0.03898 235 181 37 17
964 I'm not the just president of the Hair Club, I'm also a client 1.3021 0.03851 235 180 39 16
965 Rapunzel, Rapunzel Let down your hair dryer. 1.3021 0.03657 235 176 47 12
966 I figured it’s the least I could do for gender equality. 1.3020 0.03696 245 186 44 15
967 No, no, it’s supposed to be “RAPUNZEL, let down your hair!” 1.3020 0.03681 255 195 43 17
968 Really Rapunzel? Can't we just TRY it my way? 1.3018 0.03798 222 167 43 12
969 I don't think it works that way. 1.3017 0.03788 232 176 42 14
970 M’lady, ‘tis usually kempt, in a knight bun. 1.3017 0.03836 232 177 40 15
971 Going to a ball tonight, so just a little off the top. 1.3017 0.03738 232 175 44 13
972 Donald! 1.3017 0.03885 232 178 38 16
973 Don’t worry! I used super-hold gel. 1.3017 0.03738 232 175 44 13
974 Don't make it look like a comb-over. 1.3017 0.04026 232 181 32 19
975 Now, HOW exactly is this gonna work ??? 1.3017 0.03726 242 184 43 15
976 And then, Baron, Rapunzel cried, "Donald! Donald! Let up your hair!" 1.3017 0.03772 242 185 41 16
977 Love is in the hair 1.3015 0.03652 262 201 43 18
978 I knew I shouldn’t have read the abridged version of this tale. 1.3014 0.04070 209 160 35 14
979 Just take care of the scraggly ends for now, I have a battle at 2. 1.3013 0.03614 239 179 48 12
980 You expect me to wrap this into a "man bun?" 1.3013 0.03804 239 183 40 16
981 Too much product? 1.3013 0.03940 239 186 34 19
982 I think we misunderstood... 1.3013 0.03516 239 177 52 10
983 I used enough gel so you can slide down. 1.3009 0.03698 226 169 46 11
984 Its a pompadour. 1.3009 0.03751 226 170 44 12
985 Pretty good for a comb over, right? 1.3008 0.03789 236 180 41 15
986 Take about an inch off the ends. 1.3008 0.03545 246 184 50 12
987 We ALWAYS go to my place. 1.3008 0.03751 256 198 39 19
988 Did I use too much product? 1.3008 0.03453 256 191 53 12
989 So, are we going up or down? 1.3005 0.03971 203 153 39 11
990 For christsake Raz, just hang on tight, and slide down. 1.3005 0.04151 203 156 33 14
991 Take the stairs, it’s only a medium hold gel. 1.3005 0.03845 213 160 42 11
992 Come on down...I used all the hairspray in the kingdom. 1.3004 0.03724 233 176 44 13
993 Not clear on the concept. 1.3004 0.04057 233 183 30 20
994 Leznuper, Leznuper, let up your hair 1.3004 0.03965 233 181 34 18
995 I might have gone a bit overboard on the up-do. 1.3004 0.03573 243 182 49 12
996 Rapunzel, honey, I thought we discussed this. 1.3004 0.03803 243 187 39 17
997 If you won’t lower your hair, at least lower your standards.” 1.3000 0.03817 220 166 42 12
998 Let's hope the hairspray holds. 1.3000 0.03650 240 181 46 13
999 But, if you pull me up, how do we both get down? 1.3000 0.03881 240 186 36 18
1000 Oh. Well, what DID you mean by Role Reversal? 1.3000 0.03871 220 167 40 13
1001 I'm trying to pull my own weight in this relationship. 1.2996 0.03579 247 186 48 13
1002 Now, pull me up. 1.2996 0.03714 247 189 42 16
1003 I’m donating it to “Princesses Stuck in Towers.” 1.2996 0.03869 237 183 37 17
1004 YES it is real, just pull! 1.2996 0.03737 227 171 44 12
1005 Usually, I'm on top. 1.2996 0.03684 227 170 46 11
1006 Now you see why it took 7 years. 1.2995 0.03961 217 166 37 14
1007 I think that we got the story wrong! 1.2995 0.03739 217 162 45 10
1008 You should see my pubes. 1.2992 0.03706 264 205 39 20
1009 I realize now it's more of a Dippity-Don't Do. 1.2991 0.03808 234 179 40 15
1010 Hairagra. 1.2991 0.04042 234 184 30 20
1011 I think is better if you jump, these are extensions 1.2991 0.03976 224 173 35 16
1012 Trust me, the gel will hold. 1.2991 0.03874 224 171 39 14
1013 You want me to pull you up? 1.2988 0.03494 251 188 51 12
1014 You haven't read much Newtonian physics, have you? 1.2988 0.03776 241 185 40 16
1015 Please climb down, babe. It won't be in style that much longer. 1.2986 0.03865 211 159 41 11
1016 Lather, rinse, and repeat. What’s yours? 1.2984 0.03567 248 187 48 13
1017 Forget Prince -- I'm going to be President someday. 1.2984 0.03745 248 191 40 17
1018 The name’s Trump. Donald Trump. 1.2983 0.03946 238 186 33 19
1019 I'm hair for you. 1.2983 0.03762 238 182 41 15
1020 Rapunzel, let MY hair down!! 1.2983 0.03809 238 183 39 16
1021 you said 'comb over' 1.2983 0.03946 238 186 33 19
1022 Sir Isaac may have discovered gravity, but I’ve discovered static electricity, m’lady! 1.2982 0.03670 228 171 46 11
1023 Pull me up 1.2982 0.03774 228 173 42 13
1024 But I thought you believed in role reversal! 1.2982 0.03925 228 176 36 16
1025 Now I see why you were supposed to be the one with long hair. 1.2982 0.03891 218 166 39 13
1026 What the hell, mom! 1.2982 0.04154 218 171 29 18
1027 How do I get back up? 1.2982 0.04103 218 170 31 17
1028 See, your mother is totally wrong, we have soooo much in common. 1.2980 0.03544 255 193 48 14
1029 Something's not right. 1.2980 0.03641 245 186 45 14
1030 I can’t do a thing with it, but maybe you can 1.2979 0.03647 235 177 46 12
1031 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair products. 1.2979 0.03746 235 179 42 14
1032 It gets hard when you fondle it. 1.2979 0.03746 235 179 42 14
1033 Are you sure this is how Trump does it? 1.2979 0.03935 235 183 34 18
1034 Talk about a reversal of roles! 1.2978 0.03701 225 169 45 11
1035 Just HOW MUCH longer?? 1.2977 0.03871 215 163 40 12
1036 Maybe we should try it my way. 1.2976 0.03571 252 191 47 14
1037 Yes, I am the Prince of Mullett! 1.2975 0.03624 242 183 46 13
1038 Of course it’s gone grey. I’ve been growing it for you for 35 years. 1.2975 0.03576 242 182 48 12
1039 Well, you know, they're always looking for a new spin on an old story. 1.2972 0.03688 249 191 42 16
1040 If you see a gray one, could you pull it out? 1.2971 0.03605 239 180 47 12
1041 I'm the hair -apparent to the throne 1.2971 0.03605 239 180 47 12
1042 I thought I was Rapunzel 1.2969 0.03810 229 175 40 14
1043 Sliding down should be easy, but landing might be a bit awkward. 1.2969 0.03760 229 174 42 13
1044 Dandruff? I defy physics out of love for you and the only thing you say is that I have dandruff? 1.2969 0.03760 229 174 42 13
1045 Years from now it'll be all about your hair, not mine! 1.2969 0.03550 229 170 50 9
1046 Not your best idea, Rapunzel. 1.2969 0.03575 256 195 46 15
1047 I'm not here for you, I just really wanted to know what conditioner you used. 1.2968 0.04086 219 171 31 17
1048 No! No! Not that one! Just the long grey one... the really long grey one in the middle. David B. Smith Miami Beach, Florida 1.2968 0.03929 219 168 37 14
1049 Man up. 1.2967 0.03392 246 182 55 9
1050 My manbun's come undone! 1.2966 0.03732 236 180 42 14
1051 Yes, the cake with the file inside is there. Keep looking. 1.2966 0.03780 236 181 40 15
1052 Uncle Albert says gravity is just a curvature in spacetime. 1.2966 0.03780 236 181 40 15
1053 Rapunzel, don't climb down! I just thought of a reason why this won't work. 1.2966 0.03780 236 181 40 15
1054 It’s gel, slide down. 1.2966 0.03551 263 201 46 16
1055 I just had it done...they call it a new twist on an old classic. 1.2965 0.03895 226 174 37 15
1056 It was your idea to role-play! 1.2963 0.03704 243 186 42 15
1057 Rapunzel, the problem is not the prenup, it's the non-compete clause. 1.2963 0.04073 216 168 32 16
1058 Don't worry, this Presidential hair product comes with its own alternative gravity. 1.2961 0.03664 233 176 45 12
1059 We need to rethink our strategy here. 1.2961 0.03764 233 178 41 14
1060 And just think, everyone told me that I should cut my mullet. 1.2961 0.03812 233 179 39 15
1061 How can you let a few loose ends come between us? 1.2961 0.04040 206 158 35 13
1062 Comb-over, not climb-over! 1.2960 0.03878 223 171 38 14
1063 I pray thee ask yourself if you believe in me or Mr. Newton. 1.2960 0.03719 223 168 44 11
1064 Can you pull me up? It's scary out here. 1.2958 0.03592 240 181 47 12
1065 Quick! Before the wind changes! 1.2958 0.03827 240 186 37 17
1066 Just keep looking. The Wi-Fi password’s in there somewhere. 1.2958 0.03734 240 184 41 15
1067 Curses , I think I'm in the wrong cartoon. 1.2958 0.03891 213 162 39 12
1068 I'm all for gender role reversal, but I'm not sure if this one is going to work. 1.2958 0.04003 213 164 35 14
1069 Wow, me too! 1.2955 0.03750 247 191 39 17
1070 I’m running for President. 1.2955 0.03879 247 194 33 20
1071 Oh, come on. What good is a safe word if you can never remember it? 1.2955 0.03914 220 169 37 14
1072 Just a trim, I'm concerned about the split ends. 1.2954 0.03766 237 182 40 15
1073 Rapunzel -- you're such a tease. 1.2954 0.03718 237 181 42 14
1074 If I'm Repunzel, who are you? 1.2953 0.03458 254 191 51 12
1075 Come on! Let's not split hairs over this. 1.2952 0.03880 227 175 37 15
1076 Is this really the time to be commenting on my split ends? 1.2952 0.03673 227 171 45 11
1077 I can't quite make out the proclamation, but it reads, " Hair to the Throne?" 1.2952 0.03880 227 175 37 15
1078 Wait, there's something wrong with this picture! 1.2951 0.03736 244 188 40 16
1079 Just a few more inches Mr Trump and your comb over will be back to normal. 1.2950 0.04358 200 158 25 17
1080 Try standing on your head. 1.2949 0.03798 234 180 39 15
1081 Hair ya go. 1.2949 0.03798 234 180 39 15
1082 I'm not only the Hair Club Prince, but I'm also a client. 1.2949 0.03798 234 180 39 15
1083 Relax, it's not a competition. Yours is nice too. 1.2948 0.03438 251 188 52 11
1084 I can't figure it out either. 1.2946 0.03966 224 174 34 16
1085 Please tell me these aren't extensions. 1.2946 0.03863 224 172 38 14
1086 I told you I'm a feminist! 1.2946 0.03915 224 173 36 15
1087 The mane thing is ..... mother says I'll never be able to support you. 1.2946 0.03721 241 185 41 15
1088 Shall I come up, then? 1.2946 0.03721 241 185 41 15
1089 As you can see, this was supposed to be my tower. 1.2944 0.03987 214 165 35 14
1090 .nwod no emoc ,leznupaR 1.2944 0.04149 214 168 29 17
1091 Can you tell me again how this works? 1.2944 0.03732 231 176 42 13
1092 I got the idea while watching a press conference" 1.2943 0.03487 265 202 48 15
1093 I'm going to suggest we rethink this whole thing. 1.2941 0.03752 238 183 40 15
1094 Your letting me down. 1.2941 0.03608 238 180 46 12
1095 Leznupar, Leznupar, raise up your hair! 1.2941 0.03705 238 182 42 14
1096 Read your contract. This is not how the story goes! 1.2941 0.03705 238 182 42 14
1097 Wait a minute. Don’t we have this backward? 1.2941 0.03951 221 171 35 15
1098 I think there’s enough hair gel now... so you can just slide down. 1.2941 0.03799 238 184 38 16
1099 Don't pull too hard. Some of them are extensions. 1.2941 0.03791 221 168 41 12
1100 We can talk about my split ends later, let's just go! 1.2939 0.03677 245 188 42 15
1101 How could this relationship work if I wasn't willing to meet you halfway? 1.2938 0.03911 211 161 38 12
1102 Rapunzel, the way you follow directions is pretty Grimm. 1.2938 0.04081 211 164 32 15
1103 It's OK, I've got your shoes! 1.2937 0.03562 252 192 46 14
1104 Just trim a few feet off - the Prince and I are over and I don't want him thinking he can just climb back into my life. 1.2936 0.03587 235 177 47 11
1105 These gender neutral fairy tales do leave some plot holes. 1.2936 0.03736 235 180 41 14
1106 Rapunzel, take hold my golden man bun, that I may climb to your safe place 1.2934 0.03799 242 188 37 17
1107 Why don'y I just take the stairs? 1.2934 0.03754 242 187 39 16
1108 You're right, parting IS such sweet sorrow! 1.2931 0.03667 232 176 44 12
1109 Lice? 1.2931 0.03817 232 179 38 15
1110 You were right. Looking up to a woman in higher office is electrifying AND hair-raising. 1.2931 0.03817 232 179 38 15
1111 The tech guys assured me this would work. 1.2929 0.03595 239 181 46 12
1112 Rupuntzel, Repuntsel, let go of my hair! 1.2929 0.03643 239 182 44 13
1113 What the hell good is this going to do me? 1.2929 0.03877 239 187 34 18
1114 It was truly a hair-raising adventure 1.2928 0.03776 222 169 41 12
1115 Well, maybe I can just go get a ladder for you. 1.2927 0.03382 246 183 54 9
1116 My witch kept me in a pit. 1.2926 0.03948 229 179 33 17
1117 You know, Rapunzel, you're the only one who ever gets me so excited as this! 1.2926 0.03646 229 173 45 11
1118 Getting to you continues to be a hair raising experience. 1.2925 0.03680 253 196 40 17
1119 The man bun was so 2017. 1.2924 0.03624 236 179 45 12
1120 I'm your brother Denzel. Pull me up. 1.2924 0.03865 236 184 35 17
1121 I use the same hair stuff as Trump; climb on down. 1.2922 0.03918 219 169 36 14
1122 I spent a fortune on product to make it do this, so stop complaining and slide down. 1.2922 0.03810 219 167 40 12
1123 Rapunzeversal 1.2922 0.04075 219 172 30 17
1124 Yes, you have lice. 1.2922 0.03971 219 170 34 15
1125 I'm pretty sure this is supposed to be the other way around." 1.2922 0.03505 243 183 49 11
1126 Romantic, perhaps, but a sturdy ladder would have sufficed. 1.2921 0.04025 202 155 35 12
1127 It’s not stiff enough. 1.2921 0.04085 202 156 33 13
1128 Climb down. I used lots of hair spray. 1.2920 0.03984 226 177 32 17
1129 I accept walk-ins, but I charge by the foot. 1.2920 0.03666 250 193 41 16
1130 How's your upper body strength? 1.2920 0.03487 250 189 49 12
1131 Everybody laughed at my comb-over; but I knew it would come in handy one day, my love. 1.2920 0.03440 250 188 51 11
1132 The soothsayer says the style will be famous in 2016. 1.2919 0.03932 209 160 37 12
1133 I find societally-defined gender roles to be excessively confining. 1.2918 0.03654 233 177 44 12
1134 Is that a volumizing styling clay, or are you just happy to see me? 1.2918 0.03851 233 181 36 16
1135 I joined the Hair Club for Princes. 1.2917 0.03955 216 167 35 14
1136 Do you SEE those split ends? I am the one that needs rescuing. 1.2917 0.04115 216 170 29 17
1137 I like the idea of role reversals, but you’re going to need more gel. 1.2917 0.03483 240 180 50 10
1138 Hurry down before the frizz sets in. 1.2917 0.03900 216 166 37 13
1139 I've heard of role reversal, but this is ridiculous. 1.2915 0.03784 247 193 36 18
1140 Ironically, my name is Bob. 1.2915 0.03868 223 172 37 14
1141 But you said you wanted me to be more like you! 1.2915 0.03868 223 172 37 14
1142 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, do you do highlights? 1.2915 0.03815 223 171 39 13
1143 Don't think of it as breaking both your legs, think of it as shattering gender stereotypes. 1.2913 0.03579 230 173 47 10
1144 At least it's not a man bun. 1.2913 0.03885 230 179 35 16
1145 I just thought this way we could avoid that whole gender stereotypes thing. 1.2913 0.03684 230 175 43 12
1146 Much like your ends, I think it's time we split. 1.2913 0.03735 230 176 41 13
1147 C'mon, just pull me up! 1.2913 0.03684 230 175 43 12
1148 I think we did something backwards. 1.2912 0.03387 261 197 52 12
1149 The Combover: both attractive AND practical. 1.2911 0.03756 237 183 39 15
1150 Repunzel, Repunzel, let down your traditional gender roles! 1.2911 0.03936 213 164 36 13
1151 I'm from the government and I'm here to help. 1.2910 0.03816 244 191 35 18
1152 Honestly, I'm not mansplaining. 1.2909 0.03393 275 210 50 15
1153 Your such a tease! 1.2909 0.03795 220 168 40 12
1154 This doesn't feel right... 1.2906 0.03884 203 154 39 10
1155 I'm here to make the Kingdom great again. 1.2906 0.03739 234 180 40 14
1156 You found a nit? Is that all you have to say? 1.2906 0.03884 234 183 34 17
1157 Do we have to discuss my split ends right now? 1.2905 0.03617 241 184 44 13
1158 I am not wigging out. 1.2905 0.03758 241 187 38 16
1159 Don't worry. It said it'll have a long lasting hold. 1.2905 0.03758 241 187 38 16
1160 The stylist said it was 'a new take on an old classic'. 1.2905 0.03758 241 187 38 16
1161 Well, yes, you could yank me up, instead. 1.2905 0.03664 241 185 42 14
1162 You said you liked it long 1.2903 0.03501 248 188 48 12
1163 A little off the top and sides. 1.2903 0.03939 217 168 35 14
1164 How much mousse did you use? 1.2902 0.03853 224 173 37 14
1165 Thou love defies gravity 1.2902 0.03583 224 168 47 9
1166 But I thought you supported defying gender norms. 1.2900 0.03870 231 180 35 16
1167 Just hold my hair and jump. I used the shampoo that puts extra bounce in your hair. 1.2900 0.03984 200 153 36 11
1168 It portends what awaits you should you choose to slide down. 1.2899 0.03597 238 181 45 12
1169 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, climb down my comb-over! 1.2899 0.03742 238 184 39 15
1170 Of course I can't damned well climb up it! 1.2898 0.03528 245 186 47 12
1171 ...so I thought to myself, if I hear 'let your hair down' one more time... 1.2898 0.03758 245 191 37 17
1172 Is it too late to change places? 1.2897 0.03597 252 194 43 15
1173 Shoot. We still have the gravity problem. 1.2896 0.03887 221 171 36 14
1174 Gender Equality: now your turn to do the work. Pull me up! 1.2896 0.04093 221 175 28 18
1175 Rapunzel, Rapunzel I think we've got this all wrong so just jump and I'll catch you. 1.2895 0.03753 228 175 40 13
1176 Are you coming down or not? 1.2894 0.03726 235 181 40 14
1177 Something about this seems bass-akward... 1.2893 0.03604 242 185 44 13
1178 Easy - it took a whole cauldron of gel. 1.2893 0.03458 242 182 50 10
1179 Oh geez... I'm suppose to rescue you with YOUR long hair?" 1.2893 0.03698 242 187 40 15
1180 swing me again! 1.2892 0.03714 249 194 38 17
1181 I know you said you had a comb over, but really? 1.2891 0.04013 211 164 33 14
1182 I like what you’ve done - sober wench in the front; medieval faire in the back. 1.2891 0.03381 256 193 52 11
1183 Well? Can’t you pull me up? 1.2890 0.03643 218 164 45 9
1184 It might work better if you were down here and I was up there 1.2890 0.03813 218 167 39 12
1185 Wait - you lather, rinse, AND repeat?! 1.2890 0.03758 218 166 41 11
1186 Please, let go. 1.2890 0.04081 218 172 29 17
1187 Ever wake up and feel like you're in a fractured fairy tale? 1.2889 0.03838 225 174 37 14
1188 I don't think you really Googled this right. 1.2888 0.03605 232 176 45 11
1189 That's not how this works, Steve! 1.2887 0.03633 239 183 43 13
1190 I don't want you to think I'm using you for your hair. 1.2886 0.03371 246 184 53 9
1191 The king's gone mad. Pull me up! 1.2885 0.03518 260 200 45 15
1192 Wait..how is this supposed to work now? 1.2884 0.03674 215 162 44 9
1193 I just don't think this is a stable enough foundation for a relationship. 1.2883 0.03976 222 174 32 16
1194 It feels better when I'm on top. 1.2882 0.03790 229 177 38 14
1195 Let’s drag you up by your hair for a change 1.2882 0.03790 229 177 38 14
1196 Wait a minute – you’re going to pull me up? 1.2881 0.03663 236 181 42 13
1197 Okay Miss Prisoner. Do you have a better idea? 1.2881 0.03563 236 179 46 11
1198 Just a little off the ends... 1.2881 0.03591 243 186 44 13
1199 Are you sure this is how it worked in the YouTube video? 1.2878 0.04033 205 159 33 13
1200 This is becoming a hair raising experience, but who am I to talk? 1.2877 0.03766 212 161 41 10
1201 Wait, you have this backwards! 1.2877 0.03571 219 164 47 8
1202 Rapunzel? The script says Delilah. Did he draw me in the wrong panel again? 1.2877 0.03960 219 171 33 15
1203 You misunderstand, I asked to see your heir-line 1.2876 0.03974 226 178 31 17
1204 I dunno. Pull me up? 1.2876 0.03693 233 179 41 13
1205 I always felt the other way just perpetrated gender stereotypes. 1.2875 0.03762 240 187 37 16
1206 Good catch! Now, lift with your legs. 1.2875 0.03522 240 182 47 11
1207 The script says “let DOWN your hair!” 1.2874 0.03573 254 196 43 15
1208 I'll just remind you that you first laughed at my man-bun. 1.2871 0.03978 209 162 34 13
1209 Something's not right here. 1.2870 0.03718 216 164 42 10
1210 Just a couple inches off the top, I’m growing it out right now. 1.2870 0.03832 216 166 38 12
1211 After I finished, I realized he was Trump's stylist. 1.2870 0.03943 216 168 34 14
1212 Okay, your turn. 1.2870 0.03673 230 176 42 12
1213 If you pull me up, you can then use my hair to climb down, but then I'll be stuck in the tower! 1.2869 0.03840 237 186 34 17
1214 The therapist said we should try to empathize more. 1.2869 0.03649 237 182 42 13
1215 Of course it stays stiff. What are you thinking? 1.2869 0.03550 237 180 46 11
1216 Manbunzel, Manbunzel, please wash your hair! 1.2868 0.03487 272 211 44 17
1217 I’d go to any length for you! 1.2864 0.03896 206 158 37 11
1218 You know the recommended time between haircuts is three to six weeks, right? 1.2864 0.03896 206 158 37 11
1219 Hairy up! 1.2864 0.03809 213 163 39 11
1220 OK now... you said you’d toss me yours if I tossed you mine 1.2864 0.03980 213 166 33 14
1221 I thought you can slide down instead. I am not much of a climber. 1.2864 0.03783 220 169 39 12
1222 Are you sure this is the only way up? 1.2864 0.03672 220 167 43 10
1223 Tie it off and climb down. And bring a scissor. 1.2863 0.03597 227 172 45 10
1224 What do you mean I make your issues all about me? 1.2863 0.03597 227 172 45 10
1225 Go ahead. I used tons of hair spray. 1.2863 0.03474 234 176 49 9
1226 What a letdown! 1.2863 0.03826 234 183 35 16
1227 Whoops! I think your man bun has come undone. 1.2863 0.03654 241 186 41 14
1228 I use a lot of product. 1.2863 0.03410 241 181 51 9
1229 You'll be fine—I used hemp shampoo. 1.2863 0.03428 255 194 49 12
1230 Have you considered a man bun? 1.2857 0.03684 238 184 40 14
1231 If you want to live happily ever after, you gotta start pulling. 1.2857 0.03518 245 187 46 12
1232 No, no....don't come down. I'm coming up. You have the rent controlled apartment. 1.2857 0.03539 266 207 42 17
1233 I’ve just always had a problem with the gender-role confines of fairy tales. 1.2857 0.03736 224 172 40 12
1234 Dearest Rapunzel, what we've got here is failure to communicate. 1.2857 0.04045 224 178 28 18
1235 Allow me to explain. Your hair needs to be at least this long. 1.2857 0.03587 238 182 44 12
1236 This is what equality looks like. 1.2857 0.03841 224 174 36 14
1237 Will you help me fix my man bun? 1.2857 0.04087 217 172 28 17
1238 Yes, I did have beans for dinner at Jack's last night. How did you know?' 1.2857 0.03789 224 173 38 13
1239 Can you French braid it? 1.2857 0.03607 231 176 44 11
1240 Why should this detail always be the woman’s responsibility? 1.2857 0.03518 245 187 46 12
1241 It's like an emergency exit on an airplane: just slide down. 1.2857 0.03587 238 182 44 12
1242 It's my new pill, climb down and find out what else it can do. 1.2851 0.03894 228 179 33 16
1243 I can't take the politics any longer. Please pull me up. 1.2851 0.03584 228 173 45 10
1244 Be gentle, they're extensions." 1.2851 0.03474 228 171 49 8
1245 Don't worry, the gel will hold! 1.2851 0.03690 228 175 41 12
1246 Let's go to my place tonight. 1.2851 0.03876 221 172 35 14
1247 Because I want to be on top for once. 1.2850 0.03880 207 159 37 11
1248 I said "Get a bottle of Rogaine, not "Take a bottle of Rogaine.' 1.2846 0.03576 253 196 42 15
1249 Thanks for waiting. 1.2845 0.03719 239 186 38 15
1250 I thought I would try a different strategy 1.2845 0.03474 239 181 48 10
1251 Honestly this is more repelling than rappelling. 1.2845 0.03812 239 188 34 17
1252 Yeah, there's more product than usual. If you don't like it take the stairs! 1.2845 0.03623 239 184 42 13
1253 Clearly you have been a Trump supporter for quite some time. 1.2845 0.03845 232 182 34 16
1254 So you see Rapunzel, I thought if we put our heads together we could find a way to get you out of that tower. 1.2845 0.03435 232 174 50 8
1255 I moussed it for you. 1.2845 0.03747 232 180 38 14
1256 I think we need to use your hair 1.2844 0.03721 225 173 40 12
1257 I'm going to try cutting back on the Rogaine a bit. 1.2844 0.04018 218 172 30 16
1258 Trust me, it's the stiffest gel in the kingdom. 1.2844 0.03911 218 170 34 14
1259 Fairy tale. Hairy tale. Does it really matter? 1.2840 0.03579 257 200 41 16
1260 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down my comb over. 1.2840 0.03449 257 197 47 13
1261 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, grab hold my hair so that you may slide down my gel-slicked stair. 1.2840 0.03675 243 189 39 15
1262 Now lift. 1.2840 0.03284 243 181 55 7
1263 Recently, literary scholars uncovered a first draft of the Rapunzel narrative. Its significance for future interpretations remains unclear. 1.2840 0.03436 243 184 49 10
1264 I Trumpenized my hair so it's safe to slide down. 1.2839 0.03845 236 186 33 17
1265 I think this fairytale is vertically challenged. 1.2839 0.03701 236 183 39 14
1266 Actually no, I am Sir Lance-up-locks." 1.2839 0.03750 236 184 37 15
1267 We Drumpfs know a thing or two about hair. 1.2838 0.04071 229 184 25 20
1268 Be careful! It's my combover. 1.2838 0.03879 229 180 33 16
1269 So now you know its a comb over. 1.2837 0.03662 215 163 43 9
1270 Is this how it's supposed to go ? 1.2836 0.03890 201 154 37 10
1271 Lice check, again? 1.2835 0.03519 254 196 44 14
1272 Wait, is it upload or download? 1.2835 0.03475 254 195 46 13
1273 The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind... 1.2835 0.03519 254 196 44 14
1274 I was thinking your place instead of my parent's basement. 1.2834 0.03540 247 190 44 13
1275 I tried to tell you that it wouldn't work! 1.2833 0.03830 233 183 34 16
1276 We're gonna need more hairspray! 1.2833 0.03529 233 177 46 10
1277 "If you think THAT'S something..." 1.2832 0.03963 226 179 30 17
1278 Hast thou been watching that pole dancing video I sent? 1.2832 0.03863 226 177 34 15
1279 It's the 21st century Rapunzel, give up gender norms! 1.2831 0.04002 219 173 30 16
1280 Milady, I’m afraid our future is up in the air. 1.2831 0.03949 219 172 32 15
1281 With hair like this you may be a Prince but you'll never be President. 1.2830 0.03928 212 165 34 13
1282 Your plight is hair-raising. 1.2829 0.03501 251 193 45 13
1283 You called for a pickup? 1.2828 0.03797 244 193 33 18
1284 Princess, can't you see how far I've comb? 1.2826 0.03814 230 180 35 15
1285 Is this deja vu, or am I in the wrong fairytale? 1.2825 0.03464 269 209 44 16
1286 I think we have this ass-backwards! 1.2825 0.03845 223 174 35 14
1287 And just imagine how great our kid's hair will be! 1.2824 0.03763 216 166 39 11
1288 Sir Issac doesn't know everything! 1.2823 0.03664 248 194 38 16
1289 Haul me up and I’ll save you. 1.2823 0.03664 248 194 38 16
1290 This relationship isn’t working. I feel like I’m doing all the work. 1.2822 0.03873 202 155 37 10
1291 Your ivory tower makes you a poor judge on what is practical here. 1.2822 0.03596 241 186 42 13
1292 Yeah...it IS kind of wild. I ate a magic bean. I'm Jack. Want to get coffee? 1.2822 0.03784 241 190 34 17
1293 No, you're right - considerate troubadour does make more sense than considerable pompadour. 1.2822 0.03738 241 189 36 16
1294 So, how do you want this to go down?” 1.2822 0.03691 241 188 38 15
1295 Force of habit, I suppose, but does it really matter why I brought the hat? 1.2821 0.03767 234 183 36 15
1296 And you’re sure you don’t just want to take the elevator? 1.2821 0.03618 234 180 42 12
1297 It is I, Sir Richard of Dyslexia. 1.2821 0.03718 234 182 38 14
1298 no, that's NOT what gender equality means 1.2819 0.03848 227 178 34 15
1299 Just trim the ends... 1.2819 0.03586 227 173 44 10
1300 I told you it was a bad hair day. 1.2819 0.03640 227 174 42 11
1301 I guess I’m just a little excited to see you again. 1.2819 0.03997 227 181 28 18
1302 I'm going toupée for this. 1.2819 0.03554 259 202 41 16
1303 Is this a ladder in his hair, or is he just glad to see me?” Greg Fukutomi, New York Cit 1.2819 0.03469 259 200 45 14
1304 Repunzle? Repunzle. Let down my hair. 1.2818 0.03880 220 172 34 14
1305 Repugnant, Repugnant, let go my hair! 1.2817 0.03666 252 198 37 17
1306 I hate climbing! 1.2817 0.03797 213 164 38 11
1307 Leznupar , pull up my hair! 1.2817 0.03968 213 167 32 14
1308 Rappelsel, Rapunsel, what's the difference? 1.2816 0.03508 245 188 45 12
1309 The magic hair potion worked, but can you do anything for my split ends? 1.2816 0.03460 245 187 47 11
1310 What do you think, should I grow it out or leave it short like this? 1.2816 0.03648 245 191 39 15
1311 No, the curtains don't match the carpet. 1.2816 0.04062 206 162 30 14
1312 I figured you of all people would appreciate the "up" do. 1.2815 0.03722 238 186 37 15
1313 Melania, I told you not to mess with my hair! 1.2814 0.03699 231 179 39 13
1314 If you can't pull me, at least help me to make a bun." 1.2814 0.03596 231 177 43 11
1315 You've found the keys a decade ago?? 1.2812 0.03670 224 172 41 11
1316 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, throw down your hair-tie! 1.2812 0.03830 224 175 35 14
1317 You said to ask for an up-do! 1.2812 0.03670 224 172 41 11
1318 Last chance! My haircut appointment is in 30 minutes. 1.2812 0.03315 256 194 52 10
1319 Please reconsider letting yours down 1.2811 0.03469 249 191 46 12
1320 I'll rescue you if you promise to tell no one about the comb-over. 1.2811 0.03860 217 169 35 13
1321 You can try but I am not sure the gel will hold. 1.2811 0.03633 217 165 43 9
1322 I don’t mean to split hairs, but there’s no way this will hold! 1.2811 0.03915 217 170 33 14
1323 I think I used too much Rapunz-Gel. 1.2809 0.03519 267 209 41 17
1324 Isn't this move just a hair backwards? 1.2809 0.03503 235 179 46 10
1325 Now is not the time to criticize my split ends. 1.2807 0.03679 228 176 40 12
1326 I didn’t know this is what you meant by “we’ll see how you feel when the shoe is on the other foot.” 1.2807 0.03572 228 174 44 10
1327 Rapunzel, I don’t think this is the way it works. 1.2807 0.03731 228 177 38 13
1328 Pardon me, Your Highness, but you called for the hair force, not the air force! 1.2807 0.03626 228 175 42 11
1329 Come back after you've conditioned 1.2806 0.03292 253 191 53 9
1330 It's business in front, maaaaaajor party in back. 1.2806 0.03477 253 195 45 13
1331 You know we are living in parallel universes, right? 1.2805 0.03645 221 169 42 10
1332 About four hours. Why do you ask? 1.2805 0.03588 221 168 44 9
1333 I just hate to let a good hair day go to waste. 1.2805 0.03864 221 173 34 14
1334 You have no idea how much hair spray I had to use. 1.2805 0.03756 221 171 38 12
1335 So it turns out the magic beans make a passable cassoulet. 1.2805 0.03681 246 193 37 16
1336 Slide down. It’s gelled. 1.2804 0.03362 271 209 48 14
1337 Oh, so you’re more into short-haired guys now? 1.2804 0.03542 214 161 46 7
1338 Let down your conditioner. 1.2803 0.03563 239 184 43 12
1339 It's just like pole vaulting. 1.2803 0.03612 239 185 41 13
1340 I borrowed it from The Donald 1.2802 0.04044 207 163 30 14
1341 Not mine! Yours!! 1.2802 0.03530 232 177 45 10
1342 Somehow, this isn’t how I had envisioned it. 1.2802 0.03583 232 178 43 11
1343 our hair care products will set you free 1.2802 0.03583 232 178 43 11
1344 Would you like a blowout?" "No thanks, just tower dry today. 1.2802 0.03685 232 180 39 13
1345 It's shellacked so you can use it as a slide. 1.2802 0.03527 257 200 42 15
1346 Long hair is such a let-down! 1.2800 0.03763 225 175 37 13
1347 Climb down my comb-over. 1.2800 0.03710 225 174 39 12
1348 What are you waiting for? Help me up. 1.2799 0.03663 268 214 33 21
1349 Leznupar, Leznupar, let up your long hair! 1.2798 0.03845 218 170 35 13
1350 I don't think this is the way this is supposed to work. 1.2798 0.03849 193 147 38 8
1351 I’m sorry if this is such a letdown. 1.2797 0.03834 236 187 32 17
1352 You gotta a problem with comb-overs? 1.2797 0.03691 236 184 38 14
1353 Head & Shoulders ... why? 1.2796 0.03989 211 166 31 14
1354 extra hold hair gel, can't remember the brand, does that matter? 1.2795 0.03374 254 194 49 11
1355 Your turn." 1.2795 0.03665 229 177 40 12
1356 The barber assured me that the hair spray will hold 1.2795 0.03558 229 175 44 10
1357 Hurry! The hair gel will only hold so long. 1.2794 0.03577 247 192 41 14
1358 These CVS receipts are getting ridiculous 1.2794 0.03622 247 193 39 15
1359 Why should you get all the credit every time? 1.2794 0.03483 247 190 45 12
1360 What do you mean ‘split ends’ ! 1.2794 0.03339 247 187 51 9
1361 I don't think this is how feminism works. 1.2792 0.03550 240 185 43 12
1362 Buzzer's broken. 1.2790 0.03517 233 178 45 10
1363 It's like Viagra, but for hair! 1.2790 0.03820 233 184 33 16
1364 So, we'll take off 16 feet, yes?" 1.2790 0.03621 233 180 41 12
1365 I've made a vow not to cut my hair until the invention of ladders. 1.2788 0.03800 226 177 35 14
1366 Would it make it easier to climb down if I added more mousse? 1.2788 0.03695 226 175 39 12
1367 I can't do a thing with it today. 1.2788 0.03642 226 174 41 11
1368 Don't worry, honey, it's safe - I used POTUS's hairspray. 1.2788 0.03748 226 176 37 13
1369 Just jump! I' ll be hair! 1.2788 0.03800 226 177 35 14
1370 ”I use gel, why do you ask 1.2787 0.03413 244 186 48 10
1371 I heard you're into hair. 1.2785 0.03718 219 169 39 11
1372 Now, my turn to play with yours. 1.2785 0.03528 237 182 44 11
1373 So you can wear yours down but I can't do an updo?! 1.2783 0.03702 230 179 38 13
1374 Rappel-Zel. 1.2783 0.03803 230 181 34 15
1375 Not quite sure that's how it works 1.2782 0.03564 248 193 41 14
1376 As soon as the band finishes touring I'll come back for you. 1.2780 0.03781 223 174 36 13
1377 Can you pull me up? 1.2780 0.03672 223 172 40 11
1378 A little mousse, a little spray, and et voila, Ralphpunzel. 1.2780 0.03781 223 174 36 13
1379 What ? Don’t tell you are having another hair raising adventure . 1.2780 0.03681 241 189 37 15
1380 I swear the engagement ring is in there somewhere. 1.2780 0.03634 241 188 39 14
1381 I traded my cow for some magic beans, and look what happened! 1.2778 0.03751 216 167 38 11
1382 Please? I've waited forever for this appointment. 1.2776 0.03545 245 190 42 13
1383 Sorry? You weren’t thinking? Do you have any idea how long it took me to grow this thing? 1.2775 0.03734 227 177 37 13
1384 Rapunzel, you know that Newton and Einstein don't agree on gravity. 1.2775 0.03734 227 177 37 13
1385 I'm here to rescue YOU, Rapunzel. I just haven't worked out all the logistics yet.... 1.2775 0.03574 227 174 43 10
1386 I did not travel all this way for you to judge me. 1.2775 0.03834 209 162 36 11
1387 Eight coats of floor wax. It'll hold you. Just grab on and slide down. 1.2775 0.03952 209 164 32 13
1388 Let's prove them wrong. 1.2773 0.03615 238 185 40 13
1389 I have those new shoes you wanted, but I'm not sure we've thought this through. 1.2773 0.03814 220 172 35 13
1390 I bought hair gel from a guy named Jack. 1.2772 0.04283 202 163 22 17
1391 Rapunzel, rapunzel, pull me up by my hair. 1.2771 0.03412 249 191 47 11
1392 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, slide down my gel. 1.2771 0.03412 249 191 47 11
1393 I know I have split ends, that's really not the problem here 1.2771 0.03505 249 193 43 13
1394 Frankly you should jump instead 1.2771 0.03688 231 180 38 13
1395 What makes you think I’ve been seeing someone else? 1.2771 0.03637 231 179 40 12
1396 Wait! I know this guy, Jack. He can help! 1.2771 0.03368 231 174 50 7
1397 Don’t worry. I used extra-hold. 1.2771 0.03585 231 178 42 11
1398 Wait, so you're saying I didn't have to grow it out?!?!" 1.2771 0.03739 231 181 36 14
1399 Dandruff? I used the five cans of mousse your fairy godmother told me to use and you're not going to slide down because of a little dandruff? 1.2770 0.03842 213 166 35 12
1400 Come down to my place for a change. 1.2769 0.03573 242 188 41 13
1401 I used "extra hold" this time, it'll work! 1.2769 0.03324 242 183 51 8
1402 Everyone laughed when I kept yelling, 'Lock her up!' over and over. Everyone laughed at my ridiculous, wrap-around hair. What did they know? Who's laughing now? 1.2769 0.03668 242 190 37 15
1403 You said you wanted unconventional, dear. 1.2768 0.03547 224 171 44 9
1404 I got a tweet that said to keep combing it forward. 1.2768 0.03766 224 175 36 13
1405 Don't worry. I used extra strength gel. 1.2767 0.03512 253 197 42 14
1406 Knowing you, Rapunzel, has been a hair raising experience.” 1.2766 0.03694 235 184 37 14
1407 I'm gender-binary so I have the quest of the knight in shining armor but the hair of the damsel-in-distress princess. 1.2766 0.03791 235 186 33 16
1408 In light of recent events, I thought it was time for me to pitch in. 1.2766 0.03594 235 182 41 12
1409 Until now, you've been confined by gender roles. 1.2766 0.03694 235 184 37 14
1410 What do you mean, a split end? 1.2766 0.03543 235 181 43 11
1411 M'Lady, doth size really matter? 1.2765 0.03903 217 171 32 14
1412 I wasn't planning on coming up, but now that you mention it... 1.2764 0.03671 246 194 36 16
1413 As tropes go this is all messed up. 1.2763 0.03614 228 176 41 11
1414 Viagra for hair. 1.2763 0.03667 228 177 39 12
1415 Yes, those are definitely split ends. 1.2763 0.03385 257 198 47 12
1416 I swear the carpet doesn't match the drapes. 1.2760 0.04060 221 178 25 18
1417 First, pull me up. Next... no, wait, don’t pull me up. 1.2760 0.03853 221 174 33 14
1418 Slide down, I used Aqua Net! 1.2760 0.03689 221 171 39 11
1419 Perfect! Now just climb down. 1.2760 0.03576 221 169 43 9
1420 Figured it was #myturn. 1.2759 0.03906 203 158 34 11
1421 I don't care how long it is, I'm still not going out with you. 1.2759 0.03571 232 179 42 11
1422 Just a trim 1.2759 0.03674 232 181 38 13
1423 I sure hope we gel. 1.2759 0.03725 232 182 36 14
1424 It's over, hon - I'm switching to a man bun. 1.2757 0.03700 243 192 35 16
1425 The gel was Extra Hold but still be careful. 1.2757 0.03590 214 163 43 8
1426 I'm hair to save you 1.2756 0.03804 225 177 34 14
1427 Ready for a hair-raising adventure? 1.2756 0.03751 225 176 36 13
1428 We're lucky that Parliament hasn't passed the laws of gravity yet. 1.2754 0.03580 236 183 41 12
1429 It's something new called Reverse Engineering. 1.2754 0.03580 236 183 41 12
1430 Pull me up, I'm tired of having to climb. 1.2751 0.03756 229 180 35 14
1431 But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and... your not Juliet--OMG, this is Grimm. 1.2751 0.03492 229 175 45 9
1432 Sir Gelahad at your service, my lady. 1.2751 0.03756 229 180 35 14
1433 Well, thank God it’s not a man bun! 1.2750 0.03684 240 189 36 15
1434 I think you must have me confused with some other princess 1.2749 0.03435 251 194 45 12
1435 You're supposed to let your hair down, not pull mine up, Rapunzel. When will you stop listening to fairy tales on Fox News? 1.2749 0.04143 211 170 24 17
1436 I tried a new straightener but it didn't get rid of my cowlick. 1.2749 0.03976 211 167 30 14
1437 Well, if I had known that, I would've been here MONTHS ago! 1.2747 0.03760 233 184 34 15
1438 How 'bout I ask Jack if we can borrow his beanstalk? 1.2747 0.03609 233 181 40 12
1439 I misread the job description. 1.2747 0.03609 233 181 40 12
1440 What, too much product? 1.2747 0.03452 233 178 46 9
1441 The hard part is getting the hair into this hat. 1.2745 0.03575 255 201 38 16
1442 It’s less exciting but maybe you should take the elevator … 1.2744 0.03431 266 208 43 15
1443 Who knew this would come in handy for the 'Get Out the Vote' campaign? 1.2743 0.03762 237 188 33 16
1444 Rogaine! 1.2743 0.03617 237 185 39 13
1445 Hurry up! The Viagra is wearing off! 1.2743 0.03715 237 187 35 15
1446 Please stop braiding and start lifting. 1.2740 0.03776 208 161 37 10
1447 Yes,with both hands. Trust me-- it's physics! 1.2740 0.03837 208 162 35 11
1448 I could cut here and you'd still be fine 1.2740 0.03762 219 171 36 12
1449 Can you just trim a bit off the ends? 1.2739 0.03479 230 176 45 9
1450 I took Viagra. Slide down quickly! 1.2739 0.03940 230 185 27 18
1451 I have an MFA in Rewriting the Classics. 1.2739 0.03891 230 184 29 17
1452 Gravity? Sounds like another one of your debatable scientific theories. Now are you climbing down here or not? 1.2739 0.03526 241 187 42 12
1453 I knew my comb over would come in handy. 1.2739 0.03623 241 189 38 14
1454 Maybe you should read it again to be sure. 1.2739 0.03575 241 188 40 13
1455 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, please don’t pull on my hair! I have just come from my stylist and it needs special care 1.2738 0.03469 252 196 43 13
1456 What do you mean the engagement is off? 1.2738 0.03329 252 193 49 10
1457 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, Let down my hair! I'm already late for work, and this tower doesn't pay for itself. 1.2738 0.03329 252 193 49 10
1458 Rapunzel! Rapunzel! Let DOWN my long hair! 1.2738 0.03539 263 208 38 17
1459 Slide down and then I’ll trim it. 1.2736 0.03988 201 158 31 12
1460 It's a comb UP, not Over. 1.2736 0.03988 201 158 31 12
1461 Rapunzel! Rapunzel! Repel down my hair! 1.2736 0.03786 212 165 36 11
1462 I said,"Bring me a pony's tail, Not a horses ass". 1.2735 0.03715 223 174 37 12
1463 No, it’s fine - we can use yours. 1.2735 0.03604 223 172 41 10
1464 I feel like we're one of those couples that are stating to look alike 1.2735 0.03544 234 181 42 11
1465 Babe, I swear, it's not this long when it's curly! 1.2734 0.03476 256 200 42 14
1466 It's me not you. 1.2731 0.04069 216 174 25 17
1467 Look here, Rapunzel, this role-reversal thing has gone to far. 1.2731 0.03795 216 169 35 12
1468 My love, your beauty is hair-raising. 1.2731 0.03907 216 171 31 14
1469 Quit looking for split ends and slide down. 1.2731 0.03926 227 182 28 17
1470 It looks weird, but keep an open mind. 1.2731 0.03276 227 170 52 5
1471 The gel should hold. 1.2731 0.03825 227 180 32 15
1472 The dream made so much sense, but I seem to have misremembered it somehow. 1.2731 0.03604 238 186 39 13
1473 First I shampoo with awapuhi and deionized water, then a leave-in conditioner that's rich in amino-acids, then I comb-in a light but firm hold cream wax and finally I brush it aggressively with a Muskrat-bristle brush and, voila! 1.2731 0.03652 238 187 37 14
1474 I knew one day someone would appreciate my cowlick. 1.2731 0.03349 238 181 49 8
1475 ...plus my father is President 1.2731 0.03495 249 194 42 13
1476 I'm starting to think I may be dyslexic. 1.2727 0.03778 231 183 33 15
1477 Comb over or extensions? 1.2727 0.03415 242 186 46 10
1478 That's 6 cans of hair spray. Slide on down for a change. 1.2727 0.03514 242 188 42 12
1479 Now don't get competitive. 1.2727 0.03691 220 171 38 11
1480 Just be glad it's not a man bun. 1.2727 0.03827 231 184 31 16
1481 I would have rather you just dropped me 1.2727 0.03778 231 183 33 15
1482 My blowout rocketh. 1.2727 0.03573 231 179 41 11
1483 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down my hair. I will put on my shoes and climb up the stair! 1.2727 0.03760 209 162 37 10
1484 NO! Don't pull me up. It's a wig. 1.2727 0.03677 231 181 37 13
1485 These dang directions are upside down. 1.2727 0.03778 231 183 33 15
1486 Can we please discuss my split ends some other time? 1.2727 0.03546 253 199 39 15
1487 I would have been here sooner, but I was having a bad hair day. 1.2724 0.03377 246 189 47 10
1488 Slide down, it's safe. I used a ton of gel. 1.2724 0.03474 246 191 43 12
1489 Next time, we're going to my house 1.2724 0.03522 246 192 41 13
1490 I don't know! The whole world just seems upside down. 1.2724 0.03660 246 195 35 16
1491 You want me to cut here? 1.2723 0.03427 235 180 46 9
1492 Is it gum? 1.2723 0.03479 235 181 44 10
1493 Rescue you? Actually, I just wanted some tips for split ends. 1.2723 0.03477 224 171 45 8
1494 Hurry Juliet, the Viagra I rubbed in may only last a few hours" 1.2723 0.03754 224 176 35 13
1495 Ok, maybe I didn't read your scroll THAT carefully 1.2723 0.03646 224 174 39 11
1496 No, I can’t tell it’s a comb over. 1.2720 0.03491 239 185 43 11
1497 Lots of hairspray. Just slide on down. 1.2720 0.03541 239 186 41 12
1498 Rapunzel Rapunzel, PLEASE LET GO OF MY HAIR. 1.2719 0.03759 228 180 34 14
1499 It started as a comb over, then I had a fight with my barber. 1.2719 0.03810 228 181 32 15
1500 Damn cowlick! 1.2719 0.03655 228 178 38 12
1501 What do you think? Conditioner - or trim the split ends? 1.2716 0.03559 232 180 41 11
1502 Alright - I've been seeing someone else! 1.2716 0.03506 232 179 43 10
1503 That's not what I meant. 1.2716 0.03663 232 182 37 13
1504 I should have thought this through more before getting the weave. 1.2716 0.03398 232 177 47 8
1505 I guess roll reversals don’t reverse gravity. 1.2716 0.03506 232 179 43 10
1506 They call it “hair spray.” 1.2715 0.03732 221 173 36 12
1507 There's enough for the comb-over, but if you want it to look like King Donald's, the first thing we'll have to do is dye it blond. 1.2714 0.04148 210 170 23 17
1508 Let’s upend that sexist fairytale. 1.2713 0.03414 247 191 45 11
1509 And where pray tell is this 'Supercuts' you speak of? 1.2712 0.03466 236 182 44 10
1510 Let's put a different spin on this tale." 1.2712 0.03466 236 182 44 10
1511 Hm, okay - I can work with this. 1.2712 0.03669 236 186 36 14
1512 Hairbrained I may be, Yet truly long for thee! 1.2711 0.03686 225 176 37 12
1513 I promise it's not a harebrained scheme. 1.2711 0.03576 225 174 41 10
1514 Well now, that's a switch. 1.2711 0.03347 225 170 49 6
1515 This fair maiden thinks ..."Sire, your comb over rivals that of Master Trump." 1.2710 0.03870 214 169 32 13
1516 Thanks, that's a load off my mind. 1.2709 0.03377 251 194 46 11
1517 Tie me off and repel, Rapunzel! 1.2707 0.03588 229 178 40 11
1518 No, not lavender, I use a rosemary with crushed mint conditioner. 1.2707 0.03693 229 180 36 13
1519 Hey, my eyes are down here! 1.2706 0.03592 218 168 41 9
1520 Do you think it works better down? 1.2706 0.03565 255 202 37 16
1521 Why do you always check for lice, whenever I come over to see you? 1.2705 0.03584 244 192 38 14
1522 Wow! What hold! 1.2705 0.03488 244 190 42 12
1523 Pull harder! 1.2705 0.03536 244 191 40 13
1524 Pray for tensile strength. 1.2704 0.03546 233 181 41 11
1525 I figured since you could't come down, that maybe you could pull me up. 1.2704 0.03649 233 183 37 13
1526 Don’t pull, it’s a wig! 1.2704 0.03598 233 182 39 12
1527 Have you thought this out? 1.2703 0.03771 222 175 34 13
1528 See...I’ll be your equal partner in everything. 1.2703 0.03717 222 174 36 12
1529 How many times do I need to tell you: Hairspray. Not crazy glue. 1.2703 0.03396 259 202 44 13
1530 just a tease 1.2701 0.03351 274 215 44 15
1531 This isn't how it works. This isn't how any of it works. 1.2699 0.03562 226 175 41 10
1532 Now pull really hard. I'll roll up to you just like a yo-yo. 1.2698 0.03318 252 194 48 10
1533 I’ve never had an hairectal dysfunction problem before ... 1.2698 0.03318 252 194 48 10
1534 My love for you transcends traditional gender roles. 1.2697 0.03466 241 187 43 11
1535 I don't think it was written this way 1.2697 0.03612 241 190 37 14
1536 Let’s switch places and try again. 1.2696 0.03880 230 185 28 17
1537 Okay, come on down! 1.2696 0.03679 230 181 36 13
1538 If I'm honest, these blind dates are usually a let down. 1.2694 0.03693 219 171 37 11
1539 Happily ever after defies the laws of gravity. 1.2694 0.03476 245 191 42 12
1540 I was thinking the plan was more for me to come up. But, I can see why you coming down makes more sense. Let's go with your hair. 1.2694 0.03524 245 192 40 13
1541 Trust me, I used the strong hold hair spray. 1.2692 0.03635 234 184 37 13
1542 I'll come back up now so you can go down. 1.2692 0.03734 234 186 33 15
1543 Too bad gravity matters. 1.2691 0.03219 275 213 50 12
1544 Rapunzel, I've figured it out. I should be in the tower and you should be down here. 1.2691 0.03702 223 175 36 12
1545 My new conditioner has extra lift. 1.2691 0.03477 223 171 44 8
1546 No, it does that when I'm nervous too. 1.2689 0.03592 238 187 38 13
1547 My hair isn't all they talk about! 1.2689 0.03641 238 188 36 14
1548 I'm having a really bad hair day. 1.2689 0.03713 212 165 37 10
1549 Keep looking,I put the keys in there myself! 1.2689 0.03464 212 161 45 6
1550 I don’t know. Maybe the Viagra went straight to my man bun. 1.2687 0.03964 227 184 25 18
1551 Go ahead. There’s enough product in it 1.2687 0.03762 227 180 33 14
1552 Would you mind pulling me up? I'm all about breaking gender norms. 1.2685 0.03949 216 173 28 15
1553 I used super hold gel. 1.2685 0.03364 257 200 45 12
1554 For the hundredth time, Rapunzel, its not a weave! 1.2684 0.03613 231 181 38 12
1555 I know my ends are split! Just pull me up! 1.2684 0.03561 231 180 40 11
1556 Yup, it’s Opposite Day! 1.2683 0.03732 205 159 37 9
1557 I look so much better with my hair up. 1.2683 0.03650 246 196 34 16
1558 I don't think we thought this thru enough. 1.2683 0.03604 246 195 36 15
1559 It's not grease. It's body. 1.2682 0.03563 220 170 41 9
1560 Considering how long it took to grow this-- Maybe we could have come up with a Plan B 1.2682 0.03563 220 170 41 9
1561 So silky, and no split ends. What's your secret? 1.2682 0.03789 220 174 33 13
1562 Hey, it makes a killer man-bun 1.2682 0.03844 220 175 31 14
1563 Just a promise of things to come. 1.2682 0.03950 220 177 27 16
1564 So that you may slide down thy golden man bun. 1.2681 0.03519 235 183 41 11
1565 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, help me with my man bun! 1.2681 0.03621 235 185 37 13
1566 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, it's your turn--pull me up, please! 1.2681 0.03720 235 187 33 15
1567 Things used to be simple. Where did we go wrong? 1.2680 0.03518 250 197 39 14
1568 Once upon a time, when viagra and rogaine were bottled in grog. 1.2680 0.03472 250 196 41 13
1569 Thanks for letting me down easy! 1.2679 0.03633 224 175 38 11
1570 I thought you said you liked my man-bun? 1.2678 0.03628 239 189 36 14
1571 It's called hairspray and trust me, it'll make things so much easier 1.2678 0.03479 239 186 42 11
1572 Well, I must say, getting here was quite a hair-raising experience! 1.2675 0.03643 228 179 37 12
1573 Ohmigod! It's split ends, right? 1.2675 0.03589 228 178 39 11
1574 My kids put “Gorilla Glue” in my conditioner. You’re the hair genius...what should I do? 1.2675 0.03535 228 177 41 10
1575 Okay, now throw down your hair and I'll check it for split ends! 1.2675 0.03633 243 193 35 15
1576 Are you sure we can't use mine? 1.2673 0.03709 217 170 36 11
1577 I'm no good at climbing, but if you start right now you can make it down to me before the gel dissolves." 1.2673 0.03767 217 171 34 12
1578 It's a Brazilian blow-up. 1.2673 0.03767 217 171 34 12
1579 Wait... What?! 1.2672 0.03898 232 188 26 18
1580 I'm leaving because it's always about you, Rapunzel. Your hair. Your castle tower. But Madame de Pompadour makes me feel like it's okay to be about my hair once in awhile. 1.2672 0.03547 232 181 40 11
1581 Trump swore his hairspray would stiffen it sufficiently. 1.2672 0.03682 247 198 32 17
1582 Just a snip me lady, I have two more stops to make 1.2672 0.03545 247 195 38 14
1583 You stay there, Melania until you admit it's real! 1.2672 0.03637 247 197 34 16
1584 You misunderstood me. I'm just trying to illustrate the concept. 1.2670 0.03663 221 173 37 11
1585 This will be hard to Trump 1.2669 0.03802 236 190 29 17
1586 Gel technology has made some incredible advances since you were locked up. 1.2669 0.03402 236 182 45 9
1587 I figured you would know how to deal with split ends. 1.2669 0.03506 251 198 39 14
1588 This way, you can yank me up or you can climb down. 1.2669 0.03551 251 199 37 15
1589 Chivalry requires that I reciprocate in kind. 1.2667 0.03507 225 174 42 9
1590 I’ll marry you on several conditions. 1.2667 0.03450 225 173 44 8
1591 I just want to relax and put my hair up. 1.2667 0.03507 225 174 42 9
1592 Split ends! I don't think so! 1.2667 0.03566 240 189 38 13
1593 Great extensions! 1.2667 0.03563 225 175 40 10
1594 I applied on it some of that new stuff they were selling at the pharmacy: Viagrin or something. 1.2667 0.03662 240 191 34 15
1595 I just followed the directions; lather, rinse, repeat. 1.2667 0.03673 225 177 36 12
1596 Lather, rinse, repeat. almost no one repeats you see. 1.2664 0.03784 229 183 31 15
1597 Looks like a "good hair day" 1.2664 0.03522 229 178 41 10
1598 As above, so below. 1.2664 0.03857 214 170 31 13
1599 Would ya pull me back up? That prince turned out to be a real jerk! 1.2664 0.03800 214 169 33 12
1600 After all these years there's been a change in the script, Rapunzel. Now you just tie it off up there and slide on down. 1.2661 0.03193 248 189 52 7
1601 Are you sure it said 'Extra Hold' and not just 'Strong'" 1.2661 0.03578 248 197 36 15
1602 I’m you from the future! Don’t wait for a man, you can do it yourself! 1.2661 0.03637 233 184 36 13
1603 Rapunzel,Rapunzel,climb down my hair. 1.2661 0.03534 233 182 40 11
1604 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair. Or climb on down mine and we’re off to the faire. 1.2661 0.03637 233 184 36 13
1605 Make haste, the spell is wearing off. 1.2661 0.03807 218 173 32 13
1606 This isn’t the hair to my throne. 1.2661 0.03751 218 172 34 12
1607 I want to be your hairo. 1.2659 0.03317 267 209 45 13
1608 Trust me, this new hair spray is the best ! 1.2659 0.03448 252 198 41 13
1609 It took an entire Costco bottle of gel, but you can use it to slide down 1.2659 0.03538 252 200 37 15
1610 It just SOUNDS crazy. 1.2658 0.03544 237 186 39 12
1611 Trust The Gel 1.2658 0.03692 237 189 33 15
1612 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, make me a man bun. 1.2658 0.03442 237 184 43 10
1613 What? This is the way the president styles his hair. 1.2658 0.03813 222 177 31 14
1614 By the way, Mrs. Newton just had her baby! His name is Isaac. 1.2658 0.03813 222 177 31 14
1615 My do or yours? 1.2658 0.03759 222 176 33 13
1616 Forsooth, my lady, even in your gentleness with my hair, I ask you humbly how the hell you got up there 1.2657 0.03406 271 215 40 16
1617 Yep, just slide down. Feet first into the shoes. You got this. 1.2656 0.03543 256 204 36 16
1618 No, I don't know what conditioner my stylist uses...just get down here already! 1.2655 0.03712 226 179 34 13
1619 You're right. The hair gel works like magic. 1.2655 0.03817 226 181 30 15
1620 Well, now you're now the damsel in distressed hair. 1.2654 0.03950 211 169 28 14
1621 I don’t think this is the way this is supposed to go. 1.2653 0.03416 245 191 43 11
1622 What if we turn the tower upside down? 1.2652 0.03667 230 182 35 13
1623 Okay, now apply the conditioner. 1.2652 0.03508 230 179 41 10
1624 Actually, I am a Rastafarian’. 1.2651 0.03520 249 197 38 14
1625 I forgot to tell you, it's just a wig. 1.2650 0.03520 234 183 40 11
1626 If your cream rinse lasts more than four hours call your doctor immediately. 1.2650 0.03723 234 187 32 15
1627 OH, now we like the man bun..... 1.2648 0.03680 219 172 36 11
1628 Can you just give me a trim, to get rid of the split ends? 1.2647 0.03270 238 182 49 7
1629 Will you still love me when I lose it? 1.2647 0.03429 238 185 43 10
1630 There’s no time for braiding. Let’s go! 1.2646 0.03215 257 198 50 9
1631 Excuse me sir, but I think you've got the story flipped. 1.2646 0.03399 257 202 42 13
1632 I don't know ... somehow this just doesn't seem right. 1.2646 0.03521 223 173 41 9
1633 It’s a fairy tale world. No gravity. Pull, Rapunzel, pull. It’ll work. 1.2645 0.03491 242 190 40 12
1634 Sorry but I asked the guys to rewrite the story gender-neutral. 1.2643 0.03480 227 176 42 9
1635 I know, I overdid the hairspray again... 1.2643 0.03591 227 178 38 11
1636 Prince, Oh my prince, what conditioner do you use? 1.2643 0.03424 227 175 44 8
1637 Are you sure this is my polling station 1.2642 0.03547 246 195 37 14
1638 The place is a mess, I'll come down instead. 1.2642 0.03638 212 165 38 9
1639 Are you sure this is going to work? 1.2642 0.03638 212 165 38 9
1640 The salon had an amazing deal on extreme hold volumizer. 1.2642 0.03513 212 163 42 7
1641 Trust me, it has enough product in it to hold up a gorilla! 1.2641 0.03653 231 183 35 13
1642 Hurry, I could only arrange for a temporary reversal of Newton's Law. 1.2641 0.03601 231 182 37 12
1643 I'd have been here sooner but I had to sell my horse to pay for all this product. 1.2641 0.03704 231 184 33 14
1644 Come on, Rapunzel, just follow the damn script! 1.2641 0.03601 231 182 37 12
1645 Are you sure it's not supposed to be the other way around? 1.2639 0.03653 216 169 37 10
1646 Let's see...I tie this to the bedpost then you climb UP? 1.2639 0.03533 216 167 41 8
1647 Rapunzel, letteth go of my man bun. 1.2638 0.03709 235 188 32 15
1648 This worked in Hairy Potter 1.2638 0.03455 235 183 42 10
1649 You said, "Your place" so pull me up. 1.2636 0.03665 220 173 36 11
1650 I told you that I wanted to be a full partner in this relationship. 1.2636 0.03665 220 173 36 11
1651 No! No! You fasten it first 1.2636 0.03567 239 189 37 13
1652 It's level four, princess-strength. 1.2634 0.03508 224 174 41 9
1653 I said get the mouse not mousse 1.2634 0.03729 224 178 33 13
1654 Always with the pomp and circumstance. 1.2634 0.03835 224 180 29 15
1655 You're messing up my comb over. 1.2634 0.03438 262 208 39 15
1656 It's a new hairspray...slide! 1.2632 0.03317 266 209 44 13
1657 I used extra-firm gel. Slide down! 1.2632 0.03837 228 184 28 16
1658 Maybe I misunderstood #MeToo. 1.2632 0.03671 247 199 31 17
1659 School sent home "the notice." Please tell me you don't see anything. 1.2632 0.03577 228 179 38 11
1660 They call it a "comb over". It's the latest thing! 1.2632 0.03293 247 191 47 9
1661 Well I thought it was worth a shot! 1.2630 0.03112 270 208 53 9
1662 I used the Balm of Gilead. 1.2629 0.03540 251 200 36 15
1663 I hate the man bun 1.2629 0.03690 232 185 33 14
1664 This gender reversal thing is really getting out of hand. 1.2629 0.03802 213 169 32 12
1665 ok ok... but DO NOT forget the scissors 1.2627 0.03412 255 201 41 13
1666 Could you take a little bit off the ends? 1.2627 0.03336 236 182 46 8
1667 The Rogaine worked! 1.2627 0.03646 236 188 34 14
1668 Who's making fun of my comb-over now? 1.2627 0.03696 217 171 35 11
1669 How much longer will it take you to get all the nits out? 1.2625 0.03404 240 187 43 10
1670 Ummm I have a feeling this is not going to work out. 1.2625 0.03455 240 188 41 11
1671 'Hey pull me up, they said Trump is deporting people if they don't donate to his toupee fund !!' 1.2624 0.03869 221 178 28 15
1672 I took off my shoes. Now can I climb up? 1.2624 0.03815 202 159 33 10
1673 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, do not overestimate the power of gel. 1.2623 0.03701 244 197 30 17
1674 It is I, Prince Leznupar... 1.2623 0.03367 244 190 44 10
1675 Sure it's sticky. I had to use 100 cans of hairspray to get you out. 1.2623 0.03466 244 192 40 12
1676 It's NOT the start of a slippery slope! 1.2622 0.03714 225 179 33 13
1677 I put heavy-duty gel on it; you can slide down. 1.2622 0.03606 225 177 37 11
1678 Can I help it I'm dyslexic. 1.2621 0.03764 206 162 34 10
1679 It's not punk. It's post punk. 1.2620 0.03509 229 179 40 10
1680 I'm defying stereotypes that are repressing women. 1.2620 0.03822 229 185 28 16
1681 Oh Prince Hairy, where hast thou been? 1.2620 0.03454 229 178 42 9
1682 Ride Sally......ride! 1.2620 0.03616 229 181 36 12
1683 Be careful. The mousse hasn't hardened yet. 1.2620 0.03454 229 178 42 9
1684 Now we're co-dependent. 1.2620 0.03721 229 183 32 14
1685 Well then, perhaps the other way? 1.2620 0.03563 229 180 38 11
1686 Yes! It is I, Leznupar! 1.2620 0.03509 229 179 40 10
1687 Aye, I pledge to snake the drains. 1.2620 0.03563 229 180 38 11
1688 I think it’s on backwards 1.2619 0.03391 252 198 42 12
1689 I’m trying to get it up 1.2618 0.03468 233 182 41 10
1690 Pull me up and we can plan your escape. 1.2617 0.03355 256 201 43 12
1691 I'm excited to see you too! 1.2617 0.03669 214 168 36 10
1692 OK, I'll pick up a stiffer hair spray and be back tomorrow. 1.2616 0.03481 237 186 40 11
1693 Rapunzel — a postmodern reinterpretation. 1.2616 0.03532 237 187 38 12
1694 I hope this works. I used all the gel in the entire kingdom! 1.2615 0.03695 195 151 37 7
1695 It’s fine! Just hold on tight and jump. 1.2615 0.03738 218 173 33 12
1696 If we are really doing gender role reversal, shouldn't I be the one up there? 1.2615 0.03681 218 172 35 11
1697 I'm not going to be able to tie your man bun from here 1.2615 0.03794 218 174 31 13
1698 Of course I shampooed when I showered! Why? 1.2614 0.03392 241 188 43 10
1699 Split ends is the least of my problems. 1.2614 0.03492 241 190 39 12
1700 Trust me Rapunzel, I used all the cans of super-hold spray net in the kingdom. 1.2614 0.03638 241 193 33 15
1701 Do you still have the instructions? 1.2614 0.03392 241 188 43 10
1702 No, I don't see any split ends... 1.2614 0.03685 241 194 31 16
1703 It took all morning to fit it into this hat. 1.2614 0.03864 176 136 34 6
1704 I don't care how the story goes. Get me the hell out of this hellhole and pull me up! 1.2613 0.03463 222 172 42 8
1705 Coconut oil, twice a week. 1.2612 0.03501 245 194 38 13
1706 I liked your Afro better. 1.2611 0.03798 203 160 33 10
1707 We Millennials are always grappling with gender identity. 1.2611 0.03804 226 182 29 15
1708 Brother, this is looking grim. 1.2611 0.03906 226 184 25 17
1709 Hurry, the Barber of Seville is on his way! 1.2611 0.03700 226 180 33 13
1710 Time for your hair raising rescue. 1.2609 0.03271 230 176 48 6
1711 I probably should have warned you about my comb over. 1.2609 0.03560 253 203 34 16
1712 Can you help with my man bun? 1.2609 0.03757 230 185 30 15
1713 I put a lot of product in 1.2609 0.03236 253 196 48 9
1714 It’s like the therapist said: I need to be an equal partner in this relationship. 1.2607 0.03402 234 182 43 9
1715 Yes, but it's all business in the front. 1.2605 0.03519 238 188 38 12
1716 I figured it's time for you to see my place. 1.2605 0.03771 215 171 32 12
1717 Trading the ladder for magic beans seemed like a good idea at the time. You know how I get when I'm hungry. 1.2603 0.03608 219 172 37 10
1718 Ok, I admit it was a combover, but I deny using tan-in-a-can. 1.2603 0.03608 219 172 37 10
1719 No...I said "I thought you'd have more flair." 1.2603 0.03550 219 171 39 9
1720 Long hairs, no stairs. 1.2602 0.03293 246 191 46 9
1721 What do you mean, I got it wrong? 1.2602 0.03489 246 195 38 13
1722 Look, the temp agency was only so specific. 1.2601 0.03676 223 177 34 12
1723 I thought you'd appreciate my nod to gender equality. 1.2601 0.03565 223 175 38 10
1724 Pull me back in. Election season somehow hasn't ended! 1.2601 0.03621 223 176 36 11
1725 Larry's comb-over proven ineffective...again 1.2598 0.03503 254 203 36 15
1726 You wanted a hair-raising experience? 1.2598 0.03413 254 201 40 13
1727 It appears we've elevated the form over the substance. 1.2598 0.03320 254 199 44 11
1728 Donald, Donald, Let up your hair! 1.2597 0.03588 231 183 36 12
1729 They said you knew everything about split ends. 1.2597 0.03588 231 183 36 12
1730 Oh Rapunzel, let down your hair trimmer. 1.2597 0.03641 231 184 34 13
1731 I know, nothing but split ends. Could you throw down some conditioner? 1.2597 0.03588 231 183 36 12
1732 You know what? I can free climb this. 1.2596 0.03648 235 188 33 14
1733 We seriously need to start putting in staircases 1.2596 0.03495 235 185 39 11
1734 I haven't got it quite worked out, yet. 1.2596 0.03335 235 182 45 8
1735 Leznuper, slide down my hair. 1.2595 0.03512 262 211 34 17
1736 Don't worry, Rap. The President has suspended gravity. 1.2594 0.03556 239 190 36 13
1737 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your conditioner. 1.2594 0.03605 239 191 34 14
1738 I used a portland cement mousse last night...I think it should be set by now. 1.2593 0.03467 243 192 39 12
1739 I guess the man bun doesn't seem so funny now does it! 1.2593 0.03697 216 171 34 11
1740 Or,I can put it up in a man bun and you can bounce down! 1.2593 0.03316 243 189 45 9
1741 Rufus, Rufus, let down your manbun! 1.2593 0.03611 243 195 33 15
1742 I spent so much time growing my hair that I forgot what I wanted to ask you 1.2593 0.03579 216 169 38 9
1743 You did ask for a locksmith, didn't you? 1.2593 0.03417 243 191 41 11
1744 Your Beauty makes my hair stand on end 1.2593 0.03658 243 196 31 16
1745 Trump does not know what a real bad hair day is like! 1.2593 0.03923 216 175 26 15
1746 one of us is upside down 1.2591 0.03331 247 193 44 10
1747 Well you couldn't climb down a man-bun. 1.2591 0.03818 220 177 29 14
1748 Pull me up, Buttercup! 1.2591 0.03651 220 174 35 11
1749 Repuns-PULL!!! 1.2590 0.03438 251 199 39 13
1750 I'm afraid of heights. Could you come down here instead of my going up there? 1.2590 0.03344 251 197 43 11
1751 My lawyer says this way I have an airtight defense of this being consensual. 1.2590 0.03344 251 197 43 11
1752 As a matter of fact, I did use a little too much hair gel this morning. Why do you ask? 1.2589 0.03377 224 173 44 7
1753 Hey, if I can do it so can you. 1.2589 0.03494 224 175 40 9
1754 Hello fair maiden I am Prince Minoxidil. 1.2589 0.03551 224 176 38 10
1755 A man bun if you may, my fair maiden 1.2589 0.03436 224 174 42 8
1756 I know mullets are out - do you want to be saved or not? 1.2589 0.03716 224 179 32 13
1757 Don't believe everything you read. 1.2588 0.03454 228 178 41 9
1758 I swear it is my hair! You have an issue with orange? 1.2588 0.03564 228 180 37 11
1759 Are you crazy -- you walk on air -- who walks on hair? 1.2588 0.03454 228 178 41 9
1760 Just hang on real tight and I'll get a running start. 1.2588 0.03671 228 182 33 13
1761 See? And you thought my man-bun looked weird. 1.2586 0.03522 232 183 38 11
1762 If you take off your top I think I can get it to stand up a little bit better. 1.2586 0.03678 232 186 32 14
1763 Ugh! Split ends! 1.2586 0.03522 232 183 38 11
1764 Gender norms exist for a reason, Rapunzel. 1.2586 0.03416 263 210 38 15
1765 It's 'do or dye! 1.2585 0.03482 236 186 39 11
1766 Prince, Prince, throw up your hair! 1.2585 0.03584 236 188 35 13
1767 Ok,I took off my shoes,now pull me up before the caravan gets here! 1.2584 0.03717 209 165 34 10
1768 When you said you had some hair-raising news I didn’t think this is what you meant. 1.2584 0.03898 209 168 28 13
1769 Whaddya mean, "too much gel"?? 1.2584 0.03838 209 167 30 12
1770 Yes, I want you to run your thighs through my hair" 1.2583 0.03640 240 193 32 15
1771 This will probably be miss reported by the fake news media. 1.2583 0.03687 240 194 30 16
1772 I only have hair for you. 1.2583 0.03287 240 186 46 8
1773 Okay, this time pull me up slower and I’ will muffle my screams with my shirt 1.2583 0.03443 240 189 40 11
1774 Mom, I swear I'll come back. Just let me go to the barber. 1.2583 0.03387 271 217 38 16
1775 I flunked physics. 1.2582 0.03846 213 171 29 13
1776 Sorry about the split ends 1.2582 0.03502 244 194 37 13
1777 I call it 'The Reverse Rapunzel.' 1.2582 0.03253 244 189 47 8
1778 Who's Repunzel? 1.2581 0.03319 248 194 44 10
1779 Just hold on tight, and I'll pull you down very slowly. 1.2581 0.03464 248 197 38 13
1780 You'll have to pull me up... 1.2579 0.03332 252 198 43 11
1781 There is bubble gum in your hair. 1.2579 0.03522 221 173 39 9
1782 If you can't pull me up, let down your hair! 1.2579 0.03748 221 177 31 13
1783 Isn't this supposed to be the other way around? 1.2579 0.03693 221 176 33 12
1784 All things considered, Princess Rapunzel found the whole gender equality thing a bit of a climbdown... 1.2579 0.04031 190 152 27 11
1785 That's the worst comb over I've ever seen 1.2578 0.03478 256 205 36 15
1786 I'm not just a member ... I'm the president! 1.2578 0.03522 256 206 34 16
1787 Trust me. I used a whole can of hairspray 1.2578 0.03344 256 202 42 12
1788 Mega-sculpt extreme max-power hold . . . yes, of course it's safe. 1.2578 0.03593 225 178 36 11
1789 I can't go back to knight school until ALL the lice are gone 1.2578 0.03423 225 175 42 8
1790 ...and that's my hair-raising story. 1.2578 0.03537 225 177 38 10
1791 I think something got lost in translation. 1.2578 0.03423 225 175 42 8
1792 Do you like my comb-over now? 1.2577 0.03398 260 207 39 14
1793 No, No!! I don’t climb up, you slide down! 1.2575 0.03561 233 185 36 12
1794 Rescue? I was just going to ask how you deal with your split ends! 1.2575 0.03347 233 181 44 8
1795 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, enough with the gel. I've taken off my shoes, let me in, what the hell? 1.2574 0.03620 237 190 33 14
1796 Repunzel, Repunzel, let up my hair! 1.2574 0.03364 237 185 43 9
1797 Dyslexia is a terrible thing. 1.2571 0.03537 245 196 35 14
1798 You really have no contact with the outside world, right? 1.2571 0.03490 245 195 37 13
1799 Don't be jealous. Just Jump! 1.2571 0.03292 245 191 45 9
1800 Well, I guess this could work, but can you really pull me up? 1.2571 0.03292 245 191 45 9
1801 Is it because I used your shampoo? 1.2571 0.03343 245 192 43 10
1802 Of course, your endorsement of RapunGel (TM) will be indispensable. 1.2571 0.03631 245 198 31 16
1803 I fear you may just be using me for my comb-over. 1.2571 0.03490 245 195 37 13
1804 Are you sure this is right? 1.2570 0.03714 214 170 33 11
1805 On hell no 1.2570 0.03830 214 172 29 13
1806 Rapunzel: I don't think this story will have a happy ending. 1.2570 0.03887 214 173 27 14
1807 I found some hair gel from the 80s. 1.2570 0.03714 214 170 33 11
1808 It's called hairspray. You climb down. 1.2569 0.03609 218 172 36 10
1809 Of course I was gone a long time, wait, what was the plan again? 1.2569 0.03724 218 174 32 12
1810 Do you think I use too much product? 1.2568 0.03622 222 176 35 11
1811 Hair goes down, too?? 1.2566 0.03633 226 180 34 12
1812 I really think you could just jump down. 1.2566 0.03578 226 179 36 11
1813 I was yelling for a long ladder not a long comb over. 1.2566 0.03308 265 210 42 13
1814 It’s climate change 1.2565 0.03694 230 185 31 14
1815 Yes, I seriously used shampoo and conditioner this time. Jeez! 1.2564 0.03599 234 187 34 13
1816 It's a long story... 1.2564 0.03334 234 182 44 8
1817 Don't leave me stranded down here. 1.2564 0.03548 234 186 36 12
1818 Surely, you don't expect me to climb down those split ends! 1.2563 0.03655 238 192 31 15
1819 You can't pull me up? Why are you telling me now? 1.2563 0.03352 238 186 43 9
1820 There has to be an easier way to sneak back into the house. 1.2563 0.03352 238 186 43 9
1821 Split up??? I thought you said "split ends"! 1.2562 0.03417 242 191 40 11
1822 I found that my rescue techniques were being limited by gender identity stereotypes. 1.2562 0.03847 203 162 30 11
1823 No, it's not a comb-over; it's a comb-up. 1.2561 0.03281 246 192 45 9
1824 No, you let your hair down 1.2561 0.03331 246 193 43 10
1825 Yes , it was hard to get it up there 1.2561 0.03380 246 194 41 11
1826 Viagra? No. Why? 1.2560 0.03796 207 165 31 11
1827 Mine hipster man bun hath come undone; does this foretell the end of our bawdy fun 1.2559 0.03746 211 168 32 11
1828 I fear my split ends are pretty Grimm... 1.2558 0.03455 215 167 41 7
1829 It's called a 'quiff', actually" 1.2558 0.03698 215 171 33 11
1830 I can show you results from other pharmaceutical samples, too. 1.2558 0.03814 215 173 29 13
1831 It's a weave. 1.2558 0.03757 215 172 31 12
1832 It does smell good and it’s silky smooth and volumizing, but did the spray can mention anything about extra strong hold? 1.2557 0.03594 219 173 36 10
1833 Sorry Rapunzel, but your hair is a bit of a let-down. 1.2556 0.03663 223 178 33 12
1834 Rupunzel... pull up my hair! 1.2556 0.03663 223 178 33 12
1835 No, fool! I, Rapunzel, am supposed to lower my hair to thee. 1.2556 0.03608 223 177 35 11
1836 I have only my undying love and the best comb-over in the history of the world to offer you. Pull me up! 1.2556 0.03436 223 174 41 8
1837 Sorry, I couldn't find a ladder. 1.2555 0.03396 227 177 42 8
1838 You said you hated the man bun. 1.2554 0.03414 231 181 41 9
1839 Gee, your hair smells terrific! 1.2554 0.03523 231 183 37 11
1840 That's not what I meant when I said I wanted to go down on your erection. 1.2553 0.03636 235 189 32 14
1841 Well, the bottle said it would strengthen my hair... so you should be okay? 1.2553 0.03482 235 186 38 11
1842 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, pull me up there! 1.2552 0.03544 239 191 35 13
1843 Just tie if off and slide down. There's no reason to check for nits. 1.2552 0.03544 239 191 35 13
1844 Trust me. Once I license this product, you will never want for anything. 1.2552 0.03339 239 187 43 9
1845 Oh, oh. I think you have lice. 1.2551 0.03503 243 194 36 13
1846 It’s 2018; I’ll save you. 1.2551 0.03368 247 195 41 11
1847 It took over 15 years for us to achieve hair equality. 1.2550 0.03284 251 197 44 10
1848 So I used all your gel, now slide like a fire-pole. 1.2550 0.03380 251 199 40 12
1849 I wanted to wear the hair in the relationship 1.2550 0.03427 251 200 38 13
1850 Okay, now pull hard! 1.2549 0.03702 204 161 34 9
1851 Are you sure I can’t take the stairs? 1.2547 0.03608 212 167 36 9
1852 I told you we had something in common. 1.2546 0.03503 216 169 39 8
1853 Trump taught me how. 1.2545 0.03750 220 177 30 13
1854 It's not going to scale itself sweetheart... 1.2545 0.03537 224 177 37 10
1855 I don't mean to sound ungrateful, but how much hairspray is in this? 1.2544 0.03605 228 182 34 12
1856 Wait a minute. I don't think this'll work. 1.2544 0.03658 228 183 32 13
1857 Trust me-I am your long-lost brother. 1.2544 0.03658 228 183 32 13
1858 Ok, great! But now how do I get down? 1.2543 0.03716 232 188 29 15
1859 Just be careful of the static electricity when you slide down. 1.2543 0.03509 232 184 37 11
1860 It’s s pompadour, hurry and slide down before the mousse wears off. 1.2542 0.03622 236 190 32 14
1861 I thought you knew how to make a bun? 1.2542 0.03521 236 188 36 12
1862 Hurry, before male pattern baldness begins. 1.2542 0.03521 236 188 36 12
1863 It'll work! I used six cans of hairspray. 1.2542 0.03530 240 192 35 13
1864 I couldn't find a ladder 1.2541 0.03491 244 195 36 13
1865 It's called a POTUS cut. 1.2541 0.03442 244 194 38 12
1866 OK, I understand - but I still have to charge you for the service call. 1.2541 0.03491 244 195 36 13
1867 Is this gonna hurt? 1.2540 0.03356 248 196 41 11
1868 Careful coming down, dear. 1.2540 0.03307 248 195 43 10
1869 It's okay. My first wife let me down, too. 1.2540 0.03321 252 199 42 11
1870 Alternative facts! 1.2535 0.03715 213 170 32 11
1871 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, you are the only one for whom I would undo my mighty man bun. 1.2535 0.03655 213 169 34 10
1872 Look, I said I was hair for you. 1.2535 0.03782 217 175 29 13
1873 You just couldn’t let me have the spotlight even this one time, could you! 1.2535 0.03782 217 175 29 13
1874 Trust me, this way is easier. 1.2534 0.03623 221 176 34 11
1875 I don't think this is how this is how the story is supposed to go. 1.2534 0.03388 221 172 42 7
1876 Wait! I'll climb up there and you come down here! 1.2534 0.03448 221 173 40 8
1877 In an alternate universe far far away and long long ago 1.2534 0.03448 221 173 40 8
1878 Quickly, princess! Climb down my extensions ladder. 1.2533 0.03688 225 181 31 13
1879 What do you mean "too greasy"? 1.2533 0.03537 229 182 36 11
1880 You know I want to be with you, but can’t I take the stairs! 1.2533 0.03427 229 180 40 9
1881 It's Aqua Net- trust me, it'll hold. 1.2533 0.03537 229 182 36 11
1882 I'm looking for an equal partnership. 1.2532 0.03388 233 183 41 9
1883 Rupunzel, Rupenzel, should I get bangs? 1.2532 0.03496 233 185 37 11
1884 I'm afraid we can't do anything with it - I just washed it. 1.2532 0.03456 237 188 38 11
1885 This is as close as you're getting, bub. No staircase means no staircase. 1.2532 0.03456 237 188 38 11
1886 I don't think this is what they meant by equal opportunity. 1.2531 0.03367 241 190 41 10
1887 Okay! Now you do it! 1.2531 0.03478 245 196 36 13
1888 Hurry this hair gel only lasts 15 minutes. 1.2531 0.03176 245 190 48 7
1889 I told you that you needed to read the directions! 1.2531 0.03526 245 197 34 14
1890 Ron Punzel was Ra's brother. Ron was not famous like his sister. 1.2530 0.03261 253 199 44 10
1891 See, I told you my man bun was a good idea. 1.2527 0.03200 277 220 44 13
1892 It's called Lacquer, but never mind that now. 1.2524 0.03670 206 163 34 9
1893 You need a little more product. 1.2523 0.03517 214 168 38 8
1894 Rapunzel! No need to muss your hair!! My pomaded pompadour is guaranteed to hold up to 100 pounds, so come on down! 1.2523 0.03710 218 175 31 12
1895 So, what... do I just shimmy down? 1.2523 0.03535 218 172 37 9
1896 Rapunzel, this is so woke. 1.2523 0.03710 218 175 31 12
1897 I went to Trump's doctor. 1.2523 0.03774 222 180 28 14
1898 We need to get some stairs, I'm getting a perm next Thursday. 1.2523 0.03608 222 177 34 11
1899 Listen, I think we can get this to work if I just get enough hairspray. 1.2522 0.03337 226 176 43 7
1900 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, WTF! 1.2522 0.03620 226 181 33 12
1901 'Tis true, fair maiden ! The witches have cursed me. But the liar curse shall only affect a descendant a thousand years from now in a land far far away! 1.2522 0.03831 226 185 25 16
1902 I was optimistic until I saw the split ends. 1.2522 0.03509 226 179 37 10
1903 I think your boyfriend is getting suspicious. 1.2521 0.03429 234 185 39 10
1904 Why, yes. As a matter of fact I did come from Australia. 1.2521 0.03285 238 186 44 8
1905 Mmmm some split ends but otherwise very nice hair! 1.2521 0.03231 238 185 46 7
1906 Yes, it’s all proportional. 1.2521 0.03648 242 197 29 16
1907 Yank once for 'Yes,' twice for 'Come back after the midterms.' 1.2520 0.03234 250 196 45 9
1908 There's no more gel in the kingdom, my lady, but your slide is ready. 1.2520 0.03234 250 196 45 9
1909 Cinderella? 1.2520 0.03427 250 200 37 13
1910 I'm afraid of heights. 1.2520 0.03344 254 202 40 12
1911 Um, no Repunzel. I do not want you to pull me up. 1.2512 0.03608 211 167 35 9
1912 Too much conditioner? 1.2512 0.03731 211 169 31 11
1913 When I find a tower with plumbing, I'll come back for you. 1.2512 0.03440 215 168 40 7
1914 Oh, honey you need to touch up those roots. 1.2511 0.03650 223 179 32 12
1915 Do you think this will cover up my bald spot? 1.2511 0.03759 223 181 28 14
1916 I told you, i wanted to be on top this time. 1.2511 0.03509 231 184 36 11
1917 See? I AM a sensitive new age guy 1.2511 0.03401 231 182 40 9
1918 you really should do something for these split ends... 1.2511 0.03509 231 184 36 11
1919 I think it's time for an elevator. 1.2510 0.03531 239 192 34 13
1920 It's blue, Mom. That's how kids are wearing it now. 1.2510 0.03393 243 193 39 11
1921 Climb on. I used extra hold hair gel. 1.2510 0.03307 247 195 42 10
1922 Don't worry about the split ends, it'll hold. 1.2510 0.03048 247 190 52 5
1923 Oh Donald! Aren't you afraid this comb-over will result in another cover-up? 1.2510 0.03453 247 198 36 13
1924 Don't worry, the hairspray canister guaranteed an extra-firm hold. 1.2510 0.03307 247 195 42 10
1925 Donald this comb-over is not going to hold me no matter what you say ! 1.2510 0.03415 251 201 37 13
1926 Won't you just try sliding down it? It's got to be easier than all that climbing up I've done for you. 1.2510 0.03321 251 199 41 11
1927 This comb-over is all the rage. Even the King wears one. 1.2510 0.03379 255 204 38 13
1928 I call it the Dippity-Do rescue. 1.2509 0.03318 267 214 39 14
1929 Now ratchet me up on your spindel. 1.2509 0.03114 271 213 48 10
1930 Please forgive me, I’m having a really bad hair day. 1.2500 0.03680 220 177 31 12
1931 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, hold my toupee" 1.2500 0.03825 208 168 28 12
1932 We always go to your place, let' switch it up! 1.2500 0.03549 216 171 36 9
1933 Call me but love, and I will shear this mullet. 1.2500 0.03180 284 227 43 14
1934 Hmmm. Can't climb down this one - the split ends will kill me. 1.2500 0.03549 232 186 34 12
1935 It is your choice: slide down, or pick me up 1.2500 0.03591 228 183 33 12
1936 Remember to lift with your legs! 1.2500 0.03616 240 195 30 15
1937 I tried a man bun--but it just wasn't me. 1.2500 0.03332 232 182 42 8
1938 It only works in Disney movies. 1.2500 0.03442 232 184 38 10
1939 Actually, it's a transplant 1.2500 0.03314 240 189 42 9
1940 It took years to grow it this long, yes. That’s how serious I am about buying your apartment. 1.2500 0.03479 244 196 35 13
1941 It took a lot of hair-gel, but I think it'll hold you. 1.2500 0.03549 216 171 36 9
1942 Hurry! Male pattern baldness could set in at any moment! 1.2500 0.03655 212 169 33 10
1943 Yeah, yeah, I know. I overdid it with the Rogaine. 1.2500 0.03885 208 169 26 13
1944 Let's try reverse psychology. 1.2500 0.03518 240 193 34 13
1945 Your combover isn't fooling anyone. 1.2500 0.03579 224 179 34 11
1946 Hm.. I'm gonna need a bit more hair spray to feel safe 1.2500 0.03412 256 206 36 14
1947 Thank goodness combovers are still in style 1.2500 0.03549 216 171 36 9
1948 Is it a deal-breaker? 1.2500 0.03579 224 179 34 11
1949 More product? 1.2500 0.03442 232 184 38 10
1950 It cost a fortune for the mousse. 1.2500 0.03403 252 202 37 13
1951 Can you spare some conditioner, m'lady? 1.2500 0.03442 232 184 38 10
1952 Oh, leznupaR. 1.2500 0.03295 248 196 42 10
1953 It's sprayed with 'Extra Hold' just slide down. 1.2500 0.03404 236 187 39 10
1954 Can you do a man bun? 1.2500 0.03638 208 165 34 9
1955 Something doesn' t feel right here! 1.2500 0.03282 276 222 39 15
1956 Yes, mine's a comb-over, now show me yours 1.2500 0.03537 228 182 35 11
1957 Of course you can pull it off! 1.2500 0.03131 228 175 49 4
1958 I'd like to have it short around the ears, and short at the back. But not too short. 1.2500 0.03227 256 202 44 10
1959 This won't work. It's too hair brained. 1.2490 0.03355 257 206 38 13
1960 Comb over and see me sometime! 1.2490 0.03488 257 209 32 16
1961 Climb down and join me. I need you. Together we can make the Kingdom Great Again! 1.2490 0.03437 253 204 35 14
1962 Make haste, the potion is wearing off. 1.2490 0.03344 253 202 39 12
1963 Product. 1.2490 0.03656 249 205 26 18
1964 Well one of us has to change. 1.2490 0.03368 245 195 39 11
1965 Hurry! I'm not sure how long I can maintain this . . . 1.2490 0.03267 245 193 43 9
1966 Do I have your permission to man-splain? 1.2490 0.03368 245 195 39 11
1967 Wow, you did that with just hairspray!? 1.2490 0.03302 241 190 42 9
1968 Love is....Negotiating the ups and downs... 1.2490 0.03302 241 190 42 9
1969 Just shut-up and pull me up!! 1.2490 0.03602 241 196 30 15
1970 Let me make a reverse hitch 1.2490 0.03554 241 195 32 14
1971 I can shinny down the drainpipe instead. 1.2489 0.03391 237 188 39 10
1972 Reverse engineering 1.2489 0.03391 237 188 39 10
1973 Thanks for the lift. 1.2489 0.03229 237 185 45 7
1974 Its a paradox. 1.2489 0.03535 233 187 34 12
1975 It’s just that I’m aftaid of heights. 1.2489 0.03483 233 186 36 11
1976 I told you I was a stand-up guy! 1.2489 0.03429 233 185 38 10
1977 Are my split ends really the problem here? 1.2489 0.03587 233 188 32 13
1978 Sure - you’re hair today, but what about tomorrow? 1.2489 0.03587 233 188 32 13
1979 Okay, great. But if they made a birth control pill for men, would you take it? 1.2489 0.03523 229 183 35 11
1980 They said you could help me work this into a man bun. 1.2489 0.03468 229 182 37 10
1981 No, wait! It’s a weave! 1.2489 0.03781 225 184 26 15
1982 The length to which you would go to prove a point 1.2489 0.03721 221 179 29 13
1983 Can you braid it? 1.2489 0.03551 221 176 35 10
1984 Rapunzel, Rapunzel slide down my long hair 1.2488 0.03535 217 172 36 9
1985 Don’t worry, I’ve thought this through, I’ll just come to you. 1.2488 0.03639 213 170 33 10
1986 We can talk about the split ends after I get up. 1.2488 0.03700 213 171 31 11
1987 All I had to do was mix my Rogaine and Viagra together, I found out they were both un-taxed so I saved a bundle 1.2488 0.03759 213 172 29 12
1988 Hair today; we could be gone tomorrow. 1.2479 0.03492 242 195 34 13
1989 Honey, I know I’m Rapunzel.... but I still think we should invest in an elevator. 1.2479 0.03482 238 191 35 12
1990 You know, there are other ways of getting my attention. 1.2479 0.03378 238 189 39 10
1991 Mom threw me out, can I stay here? 1.2479 0.03582 238 193 31 14
1992 Do you think I used enough gel? 1.2479 0.03430 238 190 37 11
1993 The split ends are my biggest problem at this point. 1.2479 0.03522 234 188 34 12
1994 What do you think? Is it lice? 1.2479 0.03469 234 187 36 11
1995 It’s called hairspray 1.2479 0.03416 234 186 38 10
1996 I don't know either! I asked for a bob and I left with extensions. 1.2479 0.03624 234 190 30 14
1997 If I can do it you can do it! 1.2478 0.03510 230 184 35 11
1998 The times, they are a changin’. 1.2478 0.03286 230 180 43 7
1999 Anti-gravity shampoo. Works pretty well. 1.2478 0.03286 230 180 43 7
2000 I believe in fluid gender roles. 1.2478 0.03495 226 180 36 10
2001 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, can you frost my tips? 1.2478 0.03495 226 180 36 10
2002 I hope this Viagra works 1.2477 0.03650 222 179 31 12
2003 I think we can make it work. 1.2477 0.03420 222 175 39 8
2004 They say you're the best in the kingdom, so just take a little bit off the top. 1.2477 0.03360 222 174 41 7
2005 I'm telling you, it's not a weave! 1.2477 0.03580 218 174 34 10
2006 Try to be careful.....I don't want a hairline fracture. 1.2477 0.03624 214 171 33 10
2007 Now we'll see if this new hair gel really works or not! 1.2477 0.03438 214 168 39 7
2008 Pull up for more body. 1.2477 0.03563 214 170 35 9
2009 Love me, love my combover. 1.2476 0.03670 210 168 32 10
2010 You have no idea how I longed for you. 1.2471 0.03421 259 210 34 15
2011 I can't tell if this is a good hair day or a bad hair day? 1.2471 0.03367 255 205 37 13
2012 All I had to do was adapt the king's comb-over and hairspray technique. Now hook it over the rail and slide down--carefully. 1.2470 0.03541 251 205 30 16
2013 Dost thou see any split ends? 1.2469 0.03366 239 190 39 10
2014 This isn’t what I meant when I was talking about equality, Greg. 1.2468 0.03239 235 184 44 7
2015 Alright, climb down. 1.2468 0.03403 235 187 38 10
2016 oh honey we have to do something about those split ends 1.2468 0.03654 231 188 29 14
2017 Talk about an updo! 1.2468 0.03387 231 183 39 9
2018 Quick, before the wind picks up! 1.2468 0.03274 231 181 43 7
2019 I call it my rope-a-dope. 1.2468 0.03331 231 182 41 8
2020 Don’t worry about hurting me. Just start pulling me up and I’ll be there in no time. 1.2467 0.03482 227 181 36 10
2021 Hold tight, I’m climbing up. 1.2467 0.03482 227 181 36 10
2022 Gel molds it, spray holds it. 1.2467 0.03482 227 181 36 10
2023 I did my best to let you down gently. Run Darling run.... 1.2467 0.03646 227 184 30 13
2024 While it is somewhat trite, I think a ladder would be preferable. 1.2466 0.03636 223 180 31 12
2025 I'm guessing you preferred my man bun about now. 1.2466 0.03737 219 178 28 13
2026 'Ground-up' has replaced 'top-down' as the latest rescue theory. 1.2466 0.03384 219 172 40 7
2027 I won't be the one saving you - I'm the one from Tinder. 1.2465 0.03728 215 174 29 12
2028 i know hair and this is not hair 1.2465 0.03786 215 175 27 13
2029 Are you dislexic? 1.2464 0.03776 211 171 28 12
2030 Hurry, hang tight, I'll pull you down. 1.2463 0.03879 203 165 26 12
2031 I used the entire bottle of hair gel." 1.2462 0.03734 199 159 31 9
2032 Stop Nagging! I'll Condition It When I Get Home! 1.2459 0.03368 244 195 38 11
2033 I know,but we are doing a different play. 1.2459 0.03417 244 196 36 12
2034 Don't worry I used a lot of hairspray. 1.2459 0.03515 244 198 32 14
2035 Esoterically speaking it's either a metaphor, juxtapostion or an oxymoron! 1.2459 0.03466 244 197 34 13
2036 Okay, just take a little off the top! 1.2458 0.03301 240 190 41 9
2037 Bishop takes queen 1.2458 0.03248 240 189 43 8
2038 They didn't ask what the extensions were for? 1.2458 0.03443 236 189 36 11
2039 I'm here to rescue you from cis gender. 1.2458 0.03744 236 195 24 17
2040 That dragon-gel mousse is unbelievable! 1.2458 0.03597 236 192 30 14
2041 It's OK to climb down - trust me! 1.2458 0.03113 236 183 48 5
2042 Buzz me up? 1.2457 0.03261 232 182 43 7
2043 Do you see any split ends? 1.2457 0.03588 232 188 31 13
2044 It's high rise volumizing shampoo plus sculpting gel. Hold on. 1.2457 0.03483 232 186 35 11
2045 My fair princess, let down MY hair. 1.2457 0.03024 232 178 51 3
2046 Whar is your solution for split ends? 1.2457 0.03536 232 187 33 12
2047 I said, give me a HEADS up. 1.2457 0.03203 232 181 45 6
2048 Don't worry. There is enough hair gel to hold you. 1.2455 0.03509 224 179 35 10
2049 Trust me. It's gelled pretty good. 1.2455 0.03333 224 176 41 7
2050 I told you: Pantene and hair gel go a long way. 1.2455 0.03371 220 173 40 7
2051 This way you can be down a lot faster " 1.2454 0.03654 216 174 31 11
2052 Butch wax, circa 1954, is great stuff. 1.2454 0.03594 216 173 33 10
2053 Wait - Which one of us was supposed to grow hair? 1.2454 0.03882 216 178 23 15
2054 Are you absolutely absolutely sure that you want dreadlocks? 1.2453 0.03577 212 169 34 9
2055 Enough with your kvetching 'bout the texture - am I coming up or not? 1.2452 0.03492 208 164 37 7
2056 I can’t believe how much he cut off… I specifically asked for a trim! 1.2451 0.03059 257 201 49 7
2057 A bad hair day solved a fairy tale romance. 1.2450 0.03320 249 199 39 11
2058 Will it hold you or do I need more gel? 1.2450 0.03320 249 199 39 11
2059 Keep Looking. The hacksaw is next to the barrette. 1.2450 0.03320 249 199 39 11
2060 Hurry up... the hair gel won't stay stiff forever 1.2450 0.03463 249 202 33 14
2061 Rapunzel please let me save you, it's just a man bun! 1.2448 0.03289 241 191 41 9
2062 My love, if this doesn't hold, we'll try another brand of gel. 1.2448 0.03392 241 193 37 11
2063 Another bad hair day? 1.2448 0.03443 241 194 35 12
2064 Just climb down. It's an extra-firm spray. 1.2448 0.03341 241 192 39 10
2065 We got the wrong script. It is supposed to be the other way around. 1.2447 0.03270 237 187 42 8
2066 We are made for each other. Just think of our children. 1.2447 0.03215 237 186 44 7
2067 So, it's a comb-over. What do you want, yellow? 1.2447 0.03633 237 194 28 15
2068 "It's just until I can find a new place...and I'll split the utilities with you." 1.2447 0.03430 237 190 36 11
2069 If I turn around, you can hook it on the balcony. I used quite a bit of hairspray. 1.2446 0.03361 233 185 39 9
2070 .raih nedlog ruoy nwod leznupaR, leznupaR 1.2446 0.03415 233 186 37 10
2071 Next time we can use your hair. 1.2446 0.03469 233 187 35 11
2072 Forget it, Rapunzel, this is never going to work. Why don’t you use the elevator! 1.2446 0.03522 233 188 33 12
2073 This is my poor attempt at gender equality rescue. 1.2446 0.03522 233 188 33 12
2074 Hey, everyone deserves a bad hair day! 1.2446 0.03469 233 187 35 11
2075 Surely there's an easier way up -Stairs perhaps? 1.2446 0.03249 233 183 43 7
2076 This me too thing isn’t working out very well for us ... 1.2446 0.03522 233 188 33 12
2077 So why do you need to pull me up there again? 1.2446 0.03626 233 190 29 14
2078 'I'm getting to the roots of the patriarchy.' 1.2446 0.03249 233 183 43 7
2079 No Punzle, let down YOUR hair. 1.2445 0.03399 229 182 38 9
2080 Just a trim, please. 1.2445 0.03617 229 186 30 13
2081 I've decided to meet you half way 1.2445 0.03399 229 182 38 9
2082 I may have used a little more hair spray than I intended. 1.2445 0.03509 229 184 34 11
2083 Rapunzel, you can stop examining it so closely. I'm sure it's long & stiff enough for you now. 1.2444 0.03607 225 182 31 12
2084 My man-bun will save you! 1.2444 0.03661 225 183 29 13
2085 I'm just saying, it's not you - it's me... 1.2442 0.03458 217 172 37 8
2086 Hurry! The hairspray won’t last forever! 1.2442 0.03240 258 206 41 11
2087 My second wish was for hair gel. 1.2441 0.03500 213 169 36 8
2088 Don't worry, there's enough hair gel to support you. 1.2441 0.03624 213 171 32 10
2089 You should see my roots. 1.2441 0.03274 254 203 40 11
2090 Did I mention I tend to be a little competitive? 1.2440 0.03607 209 167 33 9
2091 Did I use too much hairspray? 1.2439 0.03718 205 165 30 10
2092 I've been conditioning myself for our first date. 1.2438 0.03329 242 193 39 10
2093 OMG! You've got split ends! 1.2438 0.03577 242 198 29 15
2094 It is only fair, you climb down my hair. 1.2438 0.03277 242 192 41 9
2095 Too many split ends. Next! 1.2438 0.03701 201 161 31 9
2096 It's all in the conditioner. 1.2438 0.03633 201 160 33 8
2097 we are going to need a lot more hair spray for this to work. 1.2437 0.03312 238 189 40 9
2098 Tie them together and we will be close to whatever Trump has going on! 1.2437 0.03519 238 193 32 13
2099 Let go of my hair Rapunzel, you need to grow your own. 1.2437 0.03750 197 158 30 9
2100 Lice has been going around, I just want to make sure 1.2436 0.03237 234 184 43 7
2101 It's a very robust hair product. 1.2436 0.03509 234 189 33 12
2102 What do you mean you're out of hairspray? 1.2436 0.03456 234 188 35 11
2103 More hairspray,and then I can shinny down! 1.2436 0.03402 234 187 37 10
2104 How long has it been like this? I don’t know about the Greenies, but the blue pill label suggest after 4 hours, contact a Phsycian. 1.2436 0.03509 234 189 33 12
2105 It really works! Let me come up and show you. 1.2436 0.03612 234 191 29 14
2106 I told you I’m afraid of heights! 1.2435 0.03496 230 185 34 11
2107 Wait!! This is not how it is supposed to work! 1.2435 0.03441 230 184 36 10
2108 Seriously, what am I supposed to do with this, braid it? 1.2435 0.03271 230 181 42 7
2109 I call this my "Reverse Rapunzel..." 1.2435 0.03385 230 183 38 9
2110 I thought you said "Deny thy barber and reuse thy mane." 1.2435 0.03655 230 188 28 14
2111 What do you mean hairspray was not invented yet? 1.2434 0.03481 226 181 35 10
2112 Now how are you getting down? 1.2434 0.03481 226 181 35 10
2113 The updrafts are killer around here. 1.2434 0.03537 226 182 33 11
2114 I think we must be doing this backwards. 1.2434 0.03700 226 185 27 14
2115 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, ouch! 1.2434 0.03537 226 182 33 11
2116 Even if it is shinier and more manageable than yours, we can still make this work. 1.2434 0.03646 226 184 29 13
2117 What happened to my prince with a buzz cut? 1.2434 0.03307 226 178 41 7
2118 I keep telling you: I'm not Donald Trump! 1.2433 0.03459 263 216 30 17
2119 Pull me up, it’s terrible out here 1.2432 0.03692 222 181 28 13
2120 I would’ve gotten here faster but I was getting my roots done. 1.2432 0.03522 222 178 34 10
2121 Slide down, I’ll catch you. 1.2432 0.03464 222 177 36 9
2122 OK then,lets try plaiting some rungs into it. 1.2432 0.03522 222 178 34 10
2123 I don't think this revision will work. 1.2431 0.03401 255 207 34 14
2124 Just go with it. I've been working on this for years! 1.2431 0.03505 218 174 35 9
2125 It's Leznuper - why do you ask? 1.2431 0.03738 218 178 27 13
2126 It’s been really humid lately. 1.2430 0.03296 251 201 39 11
2127 Just tell me it’s not another gray 1.2430 0.03669 214 173 30 11
2128 Now that’s what I call an up-do! 1.2429 0.03523 247 202 30 15
2129 What do you mean you bobbed your hair? 1.2429 0.03476 247 201 32 14
2130 It's the latest style; it's called a comb over. 1.2429 0.03528 210 167 35 8
2131 Did I mention I liked your hair better when it was longer? 1.2429 0.03462 210 166 37 7
2132 Isn't there an easier way to dismantle gender norms? 1.2429 0.03654 210 169 31 10
2133 You've messed up my man bun! 1.2428 0.03515 243 198 31 14
2134 OK. Now climb down. 1.2428 0.03467 243 197 33 13
2135 It has both style AND function! 1.2427 0.03136 239 187 46 6
2136 The History of the Man-Bun, Part 1 1.2427 0.03456 239 193 34 12
2137 I think I read Rapunzel's instructions upside-down. 1.2427 0.03456 239 193 34 12
2138 It takes forever to dry, but I just love the way it makes me feel. 1.2427 0.03246 239 189 42 8
2139 I love what you did to your hair 1.2427 0.03352 239 191 38 10
2140 The trick is you don't 'repeat'. 1.2424 0.03186 264 211 42 11
2141 I never thought I would ever say "Combover to the rescue!" 1.2424 0.03316 231 183 40 8
2142 Rapunzel, Rapunzel! Do I have split ends??" 1.2423 0.03523 227 183 33 11
2143 I haven't found anyone else who does my hair like you. 1.2423 0.03235 227 178 43 6
2144 Yes, I used a leave in conditioner." 1.2423 0.03523 227 183 33 11
2145 No, no, no, Amazon! I ordered this in blonde. 1.2422 0.03389 256 208 34 14
2146 Try not to undo my comb-over as you climb down. 1.2422 0.03056 256 201 48 7
2147 Ivanka quit messing around I need my hair to be perfect for the press conference. 1.2422 0.03298 256 206 38 12
2148 We will need to check your roots before you can come in. 1.2422 0.03731 223 183 26 14
2149 Trust me: it's better this way 1.2422 0.03508 223 179 34 10
2150 Are you sure this is a good idea? 1.2422 0.03144 223 173 46 4
2151 Go ahead, climb down, I used a whole bottle of freezing gel. 1.2422 0.03508 223 179 34 10
2152 I understand what a top-knot is, but how does that help me? 1.2422 0.03331 223 176 40 7
2153 Oh, another grey one! 1.2420 0.03550 219 176 33 10
2154 'Well Trump liked it...' 1.2419 0.03557 248 204 28 16
2155 What say tonight we go out? 1.2419 0.03368 248 200 36 12
2156 I don't think taking my shoes off will matter that much if you're measuring my height like that. 1.2419 0.03771 215 176 26 13
2157 3D printers made my modern day fairy tale come true. 1.2419 0.03533 215 172 34 9
2158 Castle Cuts “Just a little off the top” 1.2419 0.03713 215 175 28 12
2159 Seriously. My name is Leznupar 1.2419 0.03594 215 173 32 10
2160 Sorry, It's a Preexisting Condition. 1.2418 0.03454 244 198 33 13
2161 How much more gel do you think it needs? 1.2418 0.03253 244 194 41 9
2162 I think I'd prefer it if you just wrapped me around your little finger. 1.2417 0.03576 211 169 33 9
2163 Is that... is that hair gel? 1.2417 0.03576 211 169 33 9
2164 Can I come up? I'm trying to get back to my roots. 1.2417 0.03392 240 193 36 11
2165 My toilet drains clockwise also. 1.2417 0.03340 240 192 38 10
2166 Quick! The hair spray is wearing out! 1.2417 0.03340 240 192 38 10
2167 I really dislike opposites day. 1.2417 0.03493 240 195 32 13
2168 'What the hell is in your shampoo?' 1.2417 0.03340 240 192 38 10
2169 Alright, now jump! 1.2415 0.03430 236 190 35 11
2170 I hope the Grimm Brothers hear about this. 1.2415 0.03212 236 186 43 7
2171 All this was a comb over? Forget it - the wedding is off! 1.2415 0.03268 236 187 41 8
2172 Go ahead! Climb down! 1.2414 0.03678 232 191 26 15
2173 If you can't go low, I'll go high. 1.2414 0.03862 203 166 25 12
2174 You should try something for these split ends. 1.2412 0.03239 257 206 40 11
2175 The pony tail is so yesterday. Can you do a buzz cut with a man bun? 1.2412 0.03282 228 180 41 7
2176 So yeah I'm kind of a feminist. 1.2412 0.03509 228 184 33 11
2177 'Tis easy, just use your winch, wench. 1.2412 0.03564 228 185 31 12
2178 Of course I can swing. Can you keep time? 1.2411 0.03367 253 205 35 13
2179 Stop being so nit-picky and slide down already! 1.2409 0.03293 220 173 41 6
2180 Transpunzel, Transpunzel! Let up your hair! 1.2409 0.03818 220 182 23 15
2181 This hair boner wan't last forever. So keep stroking it or hop on it now before it goes limp. 1.2409 0.03477 220 176 35 9
2182 Thy name is Prince Harry 1.2408 0.03241 245 195 41 9
2183 It's not my choice, the king has decreed comb overs 1.2407 0.03518 216 173 34 9
2184 I thought we could try my place this tim. 1.2407 0.03518 216 173 34 9
2185 Would you repeat the question. 1.2407 0.03578 241 198 28 15
2186 I'm guessing these aren't the only locks between me and freedom. 1.2407 0.03275 241 192 40 9
2187 Okay, I admit it. I’m the one who’s been using your shampoo. 1.2407 0.03529 241 197 30 14
2188 Any day, now, I'm out of Rogaine. 1.2405 0.03103 262 208 45 9
2189 So whaddya say, can you fix those split ends for me? 1.2403 0.03561 233 190 30 13
2190 Thy love and my product are strong enough to bring us together 1.2403 0.03401 233 187 36 10
2191 LIMERICK: She was stuck in a tower...with no bathroom or shower...Her beau from Assisi...His hair, mighty greasy...And the bouquet of their love was sweet..also sour. 1.2402 0.03495 229 185 33 11
2192 I said comb it not climb it! 1.2402 0.03603 229 187 29 13
2193 I'm your knight in shining, tangle-free, luscious hair! 1.2402 0.03327 229 182 39 8
2194 This is different, right? 1.2402 0.03213 254 203 41 10
2195 For each action there is an equal and opposite reaction. 1.2400 0.03480 225 181 34 10
2196 OK I will use the conditioner and comeback 1.2400 0.03364 225 179 38 8
2197 If we tell it how it happened, nobody will believe us. 1.2400 0.03364 225 179 38 8
2198 Well, if you really believed in equality you'd be the one up here, not me. 1.2400 0.03592 225 183 30 12
2199 Do you think I should do a man bun? 1.2400 0.03094 250 197 46 7
2200 Just give me a light trim. 1.2400 0.03833 200 163 26 11
2201 Is this what you call reverse psychology? 1.2399 0.03210 271 219 39 13
2202 I suppose this is my #MeToo moment? 1.2398 0.03429 246 200 33 13
2203 Ohhh...I thought I heard you said "grow out your hair" 1.2398 0.03380 246 199 35 12
2204 How about we try the trickle-down theory? 1.2398 0.03380 246 199 35 12
2205 Be back with some sheets. 1.2398 0.03579 221 179 31 11
2206 Okay- now on the count of 3, pull. 1.2398 0.03579 221 179 31 11
2207 Just trim a little off the end, please. 1.2398 0.03636 221 180 29 12
2208 #yetoo 1.2397 0.03367 242 195 36 11
2209 You are right not a single split end. When my father lets me out I am switching to your stylist. 1.2396 0.03564 217 175 32 10
2210 All I’m saying is, Ashley, this looks gay as hell. 1.2396 0.03682 217 177 28 12
2211 So if we do move in together, we can each come and go as the other pleases. 1.2395 0.03045 263 208 47 8
2212 I knew you'd be hair for me. 1.2395 0.03244 238 189 41 8
2213 Stupid cartoonist! 1.2395 0.03404 238 192 35 11
2214 Rapunzel, Rap..... wait a minute, you’re messin w the story line here 1.2393 0.03222 234 185 42 7
2215 Sorry. First rule of Hair Club for Men... 1.2391 0.03427 230 185 35 10
2216 Quickly, pull me up! It's no better out here! 1.2391 0.03536 230 187 31 12
2217 I'll never make it down with these split ends." 1.2391 0.03589 230 188 29 13
2218 We can stay at your place, right? 1.2391 0.03371 230 184 37 9
2219 The reader is probably dyslexic. 1.2390 0.03518 251 207 28 16
2220 i misunderstood... 1.2390 0.03379 251 204 34 13
2221 But our children would have split ends. 1.2390 0.03284 251 202 38 11
2222 It's like the Indian rope trick, but with hair. 1.2390 0.03083 251 198 46 7
2223 I didn't want to be a letdown. 1.2390 0.03332 251 203 36 12
2224 I need it this long to comb over my bald spot. 1.2389 0.03466 226 182 34 10
2225 Too much Viagra. 1.2389 0.03416 247 201 33 13
2226 This new styling gel is frankly upstanding! 1.2388 0.04007 201 167 20 14
2227 I'm just going to let you down again. 1.2387 0.03622 222 181 29 12
2228 Role reversal exercises give me a headache. 1.2387 0.03449 222 178 35 9
2229 Surely it's self-evident that liberation can be most effectively created by a supply-side rescue policy. 1.2387 0.03677 222 182 27 13
2230 I’m trying to be more socially concsioucous-this time, why don’t you climb down my hair? 1.2387 0.03507 222 179 33 10
2231 Thou may cometh back once thou hath conditioned. 1.2387 0.03198 243 193 42 8
2232 I would wax eloquent, but I used all the wax on my hair. 1.2387 0.03303 243 195 38 10
2233 It happened after I read James Joyce 1.2385 0.03489 218 175 34 9
2234 I think this is enough to buy a ladder! 1.2385 0.03286 239 191 39 9
2235 On this planet gravity works a little differently Sweetheart 1.2385 0.03286 239 191 39 9
2236 Of course our story no longer makes sense! The gender-neutral police win again! 1.2383 0.03405 214 170 37 7
2237 If you're not going to pull me up, I may as well get a Bob. 1.2383 0.03266 235 187 40 8
2238 The subway must have been brutal getting here 1.2383 0.03375 235 189 36 10
2239 And this gel comes in strawberry scented, too! 1.2383 0.03533 235 192 30 13
2240 We're going to need more Gel if this is gonna work! 1.2383 0.03210 235 186 42 7
2241 You really get me. 1.2383 0.03142 256 204 43 9
2242 Don't worry, it's 'extra strong hold' hair gel. 1.2383 0.03043 256 202 47 7
2243 I might have overdone the Rogaine, Rapz... 1.2381 0.03522 231 188 31 12
2244 I don't want to come up that badly ... 1.2381 0.03575 210 169 32 9
2245 Now pull me up, please. 1.2381 0.03272 252 203 38 11
2246 We do everything the other way ‘round when we visit Down Under. 1.2381 0.03413 231 186 35 10
2247 I'm a feminist 1.2379 0.03279 227 180 40 7
2248 Rampunzel, Rampunzel, climb down my hair ! 1.2379 0.03618 227 186 28 13
2249 I put a lot of gel on it! Now slide on down! 1.2379 0.03453 227 183 34 10
2250 Oh yeah, ever since people heard about you it’s been all the rage 1.2379 0.03453 227 183 34 10
2251 It's a Rapunzel comb-over. 1.2379 0.03671 227 187 26 14
2252 I play for the Lions. Everyone pledged not to cut their hair until we win a Super Bowl. 1.2377 0.03550 223 181 31 11
2253 Can I rescue you now? 1.2375 0.03429 240 195 33 12
2254 You didn't specify that it had to be blond! 1.2375 0.03220 240 191 41 8
2255 Because, fair damsel, I've not been to the gym of late. 1.2375 0.03480 240 196 31 13
2256 Just help me with my split ends, will ya? 1.2375 0.03378 240 194 35 11
2257 Still needs a little more gel. 1.2374 0.03033 257 203 47 7
2258 Reverse-engineering at its worst. 1.2373 0.03309 236 189 38 9
2259 Impressive locks on the door too. 1.2372 0.03578 215 174 31 10
2260 How? A LOT of gel. 1.2372 0.03517 215 173 33 9
2261 Please, please, remember this time to slide around to the back side. 1.2372 0.03260 253 204 38 11
2262 I did NOT use your conditioner 1.2371 0.03400 232 187 35 10
2263 But 'Rapunzel' is so cliché. Have you ever seen 'There's Something About Mary'? 1.2370 0.03745 211 173 26 12
2264 You can climb down to me now, thanks to my new Oh-So-Stiff Hair Gel. 1.2370 0.03684 211 172 28 11
2265 Yikes! I can see this is going to be hair-raising experience. 1.2369 0.03343 249 202 35 12
2266 So what if you found a gray hair? 1.2368 0.03604 228 187 28 13
2267 I finally saved enough money for extensions. 1.2368 0.03325 228 182 38 8
2268 Well not exactly what I had in mind but if you have enough product we can make it work. 1.2367 0.03175 245 195 42 8
2269 Your place or mine? 1.2367 0.03429 245 200 32 13
2270 See? No more man bun. Now will you date me? 1.2367 0.03539 207 166 33 8
2271 Quick, pull me up! The patriarchy is coming. 1.2366 0.03592 224 183 29 12
2272 Tbank God! You landed on your feet, with hair to spare! 1.2366 0.03421 224 180 35 9
2273 It’s a jojoba extract. 1.2366 0.03648 224 184 27 13
2274 Yes, your new conditioner smells great—now what? 1.2366 0.03362 224 179 37 8
2275 It took 100 cans of hairspray 1.2366 0.03421 224 180 35 9
2276 Upsy-Daisy. 1.2366 0.03479 224 181 33 10
2277 Rapunzel, I got your note, how'd you know I'm dyslexic? 1.2365 0.03261 241 193 39 9
2278 It's even worse than that. My hands have turned into carrots. 1.2365 0.03314 241 194 37 10
2279 Rapunzel, Rapunzel. This is just another hair-brained idea of mine. 1.2365 0.03583 203 163 32 8
2280 Shaping my hair into a ladder would have involved a lot more hairspray. 1.2364 0.03461 220 177 34 9
2281 Pull me up. Then you can shinny on down. 1.2364 0.03579 220 179 30 11
2282 Grab on, I'll pull you down! 1.2363 0.03296 237 190 38 9
2283 Don’t blame me Rapunzel. Have you never seen ‘There’s Something About Mary’? 1.2363 0.03129 237 187 44 6
2284 Winch. With an i. 1.2363 0.03350 237 191 36 10
2285 There's nothing to fear, I used ultra strong styling mousse! 1.2363 0.03129 237 187 44 6
2286 While the gender flip is admirable, the carbon footprint of the hairspray involved is intolerable. 1.2363 0.03455 237 193 32 12
2287 I'll get pregnant for you too. 1.2363 0.03506 237 194 30 13
2288 Are you SURE this is hair gel? 1.2361 0.03495 233 190 31 12
2289 Just a bit off the top and part on the right please. 1.2361 0.03332 233 187 37 9
2290 Pretty good for a comb-over don’t you think? 1.2361 0.03495 233 190 31 12
2291 I offer you these magic shoes - and my man bun. 1.2361 0.03847 233 197 17 19
2292 Let me move in; otherwise my parents will make me get a haircut. 1.2361 0.03387 233 188 35 10
2293 I can't weave a ladder out of this bird's nest. I told you to use conditioner! 1.2360 0.03233 250 201 39 10
2294 No, my name is Ralph and I have friend with a ladder. 1.2360 0.03183 250 200 41 9
2295 Oh, and Dad says hi. 1.2360 0.03317 267 219 33 15
2296 Is this not what you meant by role play? 1.2358 0.03729 212 174 26 12
2297 See Rapunzel, you don't always have to let down your hair 1.2358 0.03669 212 173 28 11
2298 Give it a try, what have you got to lose? 1.2358 0.03545 212 171 32 9
2299 Has the role of bean stalk been filled in this tale too? 1.2358 0.03642 229 189 26 14
2300 This isn't going to work. I'm calling for the guy from Lyft." 1.2358 0.03536 229 187 30 12
2301 The Rogaine Stuff Really Does Work! 1.2358 0.03536 229 187 30 12
2302 I haven't got time for a shampoo and cut. Can you just give me a quick blow job? 1.2358 0.03695 229 190 24 15
2303 Come see my tower. It's better than yours. Much better. And bigger too. Much bigger! 1.2358 0.03416 246 201 32 13
2304 ...and THAT is why you need a home security system. 1.2358 0.03416 246 201 32 13
2305 You know, I think this gives me an idea! 1.2357 0.03080 263 210 44 9
2306 On the way here I had the most hair- raising experience with some witch! 1.2356 0.03778 208 171 25 12
2307 Yes, I know it's a reverse situation--but this is the age of Me, Too. 1.2356 0.03653 208 169 29 10
2308 I also cook and clean. 1.2356 0.03289 225 179 39 7
2309 WOW! Absolutely no split-ends! 1.2356 0.03407 225 181 35 9
2310 Oh, nothing. Just two hogsheads of gel and a fortnight at the bellows. 1.2356 0.03465 225 182 33 10
2311 Don't worry Rapunzel. We've done this before. 1.2355 0.03031 242 190 47 5
2312 I'm donating it to Locks Above. They specialize in star-crossed maidens." 1.2355 0.03196 242 193 41 8
2313 Enough hairspray and you can slide out. 1.2355 0.03297 259 211 35 13
2314 Woman! Damn! I already told you I checked for lice. Now get a good grip and jump! 1.2353 0.03102 272 219 42 11
2315 After her first marriage failed, Rapunzel conceded that it was not such a bad idea to marry up. 1.2353 0.03442 238 194 32 12
2316 Who lets down the hair in this relationship? 1.2353 0.03442 238 194 32 12
2317 I know! I know! Too much hair spray 1.2353 0.03284 238 191 38 9
2318 Just a taper fade and thinning please" 1.2353 0.03447 221 178 34 9
2319 I was going for a look of equality. 1.2353 0.03325 221 176 38 7
2320 I knew this hairstyle would come in handy for something. 1.2353 0.03568 204 164 32 8
2321 This long hair idea is not working. I'm coming back with a Cherry Picker. 1.2351 0.03319 251 204 35 12
2322 Don’t worry. I used extra hold hair spray.” 1.2351 0.03222 251 202 39 10
2323 You ever use a fireman's pole? 1.2351 0.03319 251 204 35 12
2324 Can you braid it for me? 1.2350 0.03207 234 186 41 7
2325 Explain to me how this happened, again 1.2350 0.03374 234 189 35 10
2326 I thought I'd save you the trouble of letting down your hair. 1.2348 0.03255 247 199 38 10
2327 Hold it tight and I will be right up. 1.2348 0.03412 230 186 34 10
2328 Hair Club for Men. Now, pull! 1.2347 0.03530 213 172 32 9
2329 I thought we could be friends with fringe benefits. 1.2347 0.03772 213 176 24 13
2330 I think gravity is against us with this idea. 1.2346 0.03330 260 213 33 14
2331 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, are you sure you know how to make a man-bun? 1.2346 0.03237 243 195 39 9
2332 Great! Now just climb down! 1.2345 0.03451 226 183 33 10
2333 too much gel? 1.2344 0.03762 209 172 25 12
2334 You do know how to tie a slip knot, right? 1.2343 0.03217 239 191 40 8
2335 I'm having a rescue hair day 1.2342 0.03312 222 177 38 7
2336 What do you mean, I need to use more conditioner? 1.2340 0.03361 235 190 35 10
2337 Would you believe the impact this man bun has had on my job hunt? 1.2340 0.03361 235 190 35 10
2338 Trust me! Viagra hardens hair too. 1.2339 0.03534 218 177 31 10
2339 ...as you can see the wig has minimal structural integrity thus making any rescue attempt futile but boy you should see the look on your face! 1.2339 0.03709 218 180 25 13
2340 Quick, pull me up, I don't know how long the hair straightener will last 1.2339 0.03243 248 200 38 10
2341 This is gonna hurt me more than it hurts you" 1.2339 0.03243 248 200 38 10
2342 I beseech thee - less gel, more conditioner! 1.2339 0.03243 248 200 38 10
2343 I used thick #10 hair spray so you can slide down. 1.2338 0.03665 201 163 29 9
2344 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let's not split hairs over who goes first 1.2338 0.03399 231 187 34 10
2345 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, haul me up by my hair. I'm tired of waiting for you to let yours down. 1.2338 0.03454 231 188 32 11
2346 I can give you my hairdresser's info. 1.2336 0.03452 214 172 34 8
2347 I don't know, my mother's father is bald. 1.2336 0.03328 244 198 35 11
2348 Make haste! Tomorrow I'm getting it washed." 1.2336 0.03379 244 199 33 12
2349 And you need a hair extension why? 1.2336 0.03173 244 195 41 8
2350 Get on it quick! Hair today gone tomorrow? 1.2335 0.03494 227 185 31 11
2351 I am not sure if I am comfortable with the feminist approach to this.... 1.2335 0.03167 257 207 40 10
2352 HAIR YOU GO COMB ON DOWN ! 1.2332 0.03435 253 209 29 15
2353 What can I say? I lost the House, so...you pull me up this time. 1.2332 0.03703 223 185 24 14
2354 Symbolically, it just makes more sense. 1.2331 0.03096 266 214 42 10
2355 Let’s try you letting down your hair. 1.2331 0.03294 236 190 37 9
2356 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, leggo me 'air! 1.2331 0.03402 236 192 33 11
2357 'But it's more than a man bun, I think of it as my personal flexible hair-based escape aid.' 1.2331 0.03183 236 188 41 7
2358 I spent a fortune on hair gel, but you're worth every penny. 1.2329 0.03078 249 198 44 7
2359 Thanks, I'll call you. 1.2328 0.03547 232 191 28 13
2360 It’s called ‘gel’. 1.2328 0.03494 232 190 30 12
2361 It's my best natural extension but the hemp is very popular too. 1.2328 0.03440 232 189 32 11
2362 I know it's long enough! But I think I'm supposed to be up there & you down here! 1.2328 0.03216 232 185 40 7
2363 I told you the contrete hair gel would work 1.2328 0.03274 232 186 38 8
2364 Bet the comb-over isn't so funny now! 1.2328 0.03386 232 188 34 10
2365 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, give me my hair 1.2327 0.03316 245 199 35 11
2366 #You too? 1.2327 0.03316 245 199 35 11
2367 You need to use more conditioner. 1.2326 0.03622 215 176 28 11
2368 Does your dowry include scissors? 1.2326 0.03562 215 175 30 10
2369 No worries, the significance of gravity is greatly diminished given new market conditions... 1.2325 0.03367 228 184 35 9
2370 No, I haven't seen your scrunchie. 1.2325 0.03067 228 179 45 4
2371 Fear not fair damsel, for I am Leznupar! 1.2324 0.03454 241 198 30 13
2372 If you didn’t get a haircut we would be out of here a couple of hours ago 1.2324 0.03352 241 196 34 11
2373 Would you be willing to come down? 1.2324 0.03193 241 193 40 8
2374 You have no idea how much hair gel it takes to get this look..." 1.2323 0.03331 254 208 33 13
2375 Maybe we should try switching this up a bit. 1.2322 0.03479 211 170 33 8
2376 No, no. This'll work. Just tie it on to your hair and slide down. 1.2321 0.03405 224 181 34 9
2377 Do you know how to tie a bowline? 1.2321 0.03286 224 179 38 7
2378 Just a light trim, please! 1.2321 0.03464 224 182 32 10
2379 You're not going anywhere!! 1.2321 0.03286 224 179 38 7
2380 Yep. You definitely have nits. 1.2321 0.03405 224 181 34 9
2381 There's enough product in there for you to slide down. 1.2321 0.03286 224 179 38 7
2382 We're going to have to break up. I can't afford the hair gel. 1.2321 0.03521 224 183 30 11
2383 The carpet deos not match the drapes, I promise. 1.2321 0.03441 237 194 31 12
2384 Hey lady. You wrote the note. 1.2321 0.03227 237 190 39 8
2385 Careful, it’s slippery. 1.2320 0.03270 250 203 36 11
2386 Split ends? Now you're just splitting hairs. 1.2320 0.03220 250 202 38 10
2387 Is this what you meant by #MeToo? 1.2320 0.03507 250 208 26 16
2388 I would’ve preferred a ladder. 1.2318 0.03195 220 174 41 5
2389 I'd like to submit a caption but I'm afraid it would be repundant. 1.2318 0.03373 233 189 34 10
2390 You never let up.... 1.2318 0.03585 233 193 26 14
2391 It began growing when I stated taking the ED medication. 1.2318 0.03427 233 190 32 11
2392 So when the humidity rolls in, my curls will shoot me straight up to you. 1.2318 0.03533 233 192 28 13
2393 Let's do an inch off the bottom...and I've always wondered how I'd look with bangs. 1.2318 0.03317 233 188 36 9
2394 I guess I let my comb-over get out of control. 1.2318 0.03317 233 188 36 9
2395 I told him ‘easy on the product’. 1.2317 0.03192 259 210 38 11
2396 Tie it off, but bring scissors when you come down. 1.2317 0.03239 259 211 36 12
2397 I still struggle with the cowlick. Any advice? 1.2315 0.03607 216 177 28 11
2398 Why did you go first? 1.2314 0.03575 229 189 27 13
2399 Everybody says I should cut it, but sometimes it comes in handy. 1.2314 0.03296 229 184 37 8
2400 We're lucky I'm having a bad hair day today. 1.2314 0.03354 229 185 35 9
2401 Careful on the split ends. 1.2314 0.03288 242 196 36 10
2402 Just braid it! 1.2314 0.03235 242 195 38 9
2403 I swear it's not a toupee. Pull it! 1.2314 0.03182 242 194 40 8
2404 Thanks, it’s so hard to get to those out of reach tangles 1.2314 0.03182 242 194 40 8
2405 OK, the prince sent you; but couldn't he have given you a ladder? 1.2312 0.03467 199 159 34 6
2406 What do you think--crown braid or messy bun? 1.2311 0.03273 225 180 38 7
2407 Are you sure you read the instructions? 1.2311 0.03450 225 183 32 10
2408 Stop! You’re making my hair stand on end! 1.2311 0.03333 225 181 36 8
2409 I have traveled far to get your opinion on conditioners 1.2311 0.03507 225 184 30 11
2410 A little off the top would get rid of those split ends! 1.2311 0.03376 238 194 33 11
2411 Supporting a princess's right to let down her own hair or take his. 1.2311 0.03428 238 195 31 12
2412 It's the new Rogaine — pretty good results, eh . . . ? 1.2311 0.03479 238 196 29 13
2413 Good call with the hair spray! I’ll slide right down. 1.2311 0.03479 238 196 29 13
2414 I thought I'd 'let up' MY hair for a change... 1.2311 0.03102 238 189 43 6
2415 Is Rapunzel home? 1.2308 0.03371 208 166 36 6
2416 It looks like a hairline fracture. 1.2308 0.03571 234 194 26 14
2417 I read that reversing gender norms would help save you from the patriarchy. 1.2308 0.03370 221 178 35 8
2418 Now, just do a reverse wrap braid and start climbing down. 1.2308 0.03370 221 178 35 8
2419 What do you mean it's not what I expected? They're extensions. 1.2305 0.03165 256 207 39 10
2420 Hurts doesn't it? 1.2305 0.03116 243 194 42 7
2421 It's called "a reverse bob." 1.2305 0.03276 243 197 36 10
2422 I don't even know your last name. 1.2304 0.03561 230 190 27 13
2423 Lean in! 1.2304 0.03614 230 191 25 14
2424 3. “I really killed it at the royal mullet contest.” 1.2304 0.03397 230 187 33 10
2425 Some of these fractured fairytale s just don't work. 1.2304 0.03166 230 183 41 6
2426 Stop upbraiding me, I'm returning the slippers I borrowed. 1.2304 0.03561 230 190 27 13
2427 I’m not only president, I’m also a member! 1.2304 0.03651 217 179 26 12
2428 Let's trade places. 1.2304 0.03878 217 183 18 16
2429 We really ought to get the witch some help for her dyslexia 1.2304 0.03481 204 164 33 7
2430 Rapunzel, let down your flex hold gel. 1.2301 0.03203 239 192 39 8
2431 There’s a reason we’re not together. 1.2301 0.03147 239 191 41 7
2432 RAPUNZEL, YOU NEVER LET UP!! 1.2301 0.03363 239 195 33 11
2433 Do you know you've got split ends? 1.2301 0.03436 226 184 32 10
2434 That's right...my name is Leznupar. 1.2301 0.03549 226 186 28 12
2435 Now pull me up so I can put it back in a man ban! 1.2301 0.03378 226 183 34 9
2436 Not so hard, baby! Your coif may be magic, but this one's a weave. 1.2301 0.03436 226 184 32 10
2437 Just drop it Hermelda, it's not going to work out. But we can still be friends" 1.2300 0.03575 213 174 29 10
2438 I would have been here sooner, but it grows ever so slowly. 1.2300 0.03513 213 173 31 9
2439 I was going for a Conan O'Brien look. 1.2299 0.03351 261 216 30 15
2440 Kids, do not try this trick at home. 1.2298 0.03329 248 203 33 12
2441 Rapunzel, Rapunzel! Pull up my hair! 1.2298 0.03179 248 200 39 9
2442 Thank goodness for the comb over. 1.2298 0.03180 235 188 40 7
2443 I refuse to be rescued by someone with better hair than me! 1.2297 0.03591 222 183 27 12
2444 I never said retying my man bun would be easy. 1.2297 0.03534 222 182 29 11
2445 Your hair !!!!, Why have you cut your hair !!!! 1.2297 0.03620 209 171 28 10
2446 They call it gel.... 1.2295 0.03365 244 200 32 12
2447 I think I used too much mousse. 1.2295 0.03211 244 197 38 9
2448 It's solid - I was in an Elvis contest. 1.2295 0.03263 244 198 36 10
2449 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, you simply must tell me who does your hair. 1.2294 0.03384 231 188 33 10
2450 Something’s different this time... 1.2294 0.03154 231 184 41 6
2451 The name is Leznupar, known to be Rapunzel in reverse. 1.2294 0.03271 231 186 37 8
2452 I just washed my hair--are your hands clean? 1.2294 0.03439 231 189 31 11
2453 I love it when you do that to me! 1.2294 0.03154 231 184 41 6
2454 I told you the jojoba oil would work! 1.2294 0.03271 231 186 37 8
2455 Hair up. Hair down. My place next time. 1.2294 0.03328 231 187 35 9
2456 It looks like I have been reverse engineered into this fairy tale. 1.2294 0.03395 218 176 34 8
2457 I bought it from this nice troll under a bridge. 1.2294 0.03457 218 177 32 9
2458 Well! A little dab will DO you! 1.2294 0.03693 218 181 24 13
2459 Honestly, tell me, do you like me for me or is it something else? 1.2293 0.03218 266 218 35 13
2460 I know we've had communication issues, but this is ridiculous 1.2292 0.02982 253 201 46 6
2461 Good thing you're open! I want to perm my hair for a new look. 1.2292 0.03245 240 194 37 9
2462 Can you pull me up and then put it into a messy man bun for me? 1.2291 0.03365 227 184 34 9
2463 Technically you will be sliding up 1.2291 0.03479 227 186 30 11
2464 This could hurt. Can't you just beam me up? 1.2290 0.03435 214 173 33 8
2465 I think we're going to need more than product to get you out of there.... 1.2290 0.03498 214 174 31 9
2466 May I, m'love, suggest another use for my comb-over. 1.2290 0.03560 214 175 29 10
2467 There always something about you, Mary. 1.2290 0.03498 214 174 31 9
2468 You know I’m a Renaissance man. I share the load. 1.2289 0.03268 249 203 35 11
2469 It's extra strong hold, but it's slippery so hold on tight. 1.2288 0.03334 236 192 34 10
2470 I won’t fall for you! 1.2288 0.03279 236 191 36 9
2471 Hurry up, I'm almost 40. 1.2288 0.03334 236 192 34 10
2472 Thank goodness you're so good at making it harder. 1.2288 0.03492 236 195 28 13
2473 Sorry, My Lady. All I heard was 'extension'." 1.2287 0.03403 223 181 33 9
2474 No, I'm not going to scale the wall while you hang on to my hair. 1.2287 0.03520 223 183 29 11
2475 Just a little more hairspray and you'll make it! 1.2287 0.03330 258 213 31 14
2476 I was told you do perms. 1.2286 0.03353 245 201 32 12
2477 The stylist told me an "up-do" was "hep." 1.2286 0.03410 210 169 34 7
2478 Its safe to use it as an escape slide, I used lots of "product". 1.2285 0.03163 267 218 37 12
2479 Please help - ivory towers are the only safe places left. 1.2284 0.03200 232 186 39 7
2480 You have split ends! 1.2284 0.03426 232 190 31 11
2481 Do I have any hangups? 1.2284 0.03480 232 191 29 12
2482 Haven't you had a bad hair day before? 1.2284 0.03142 232 185 41 6
2483 It’s a New Wave rescue. 1.2284 0.03426 232 190 31 11
2484 Sorry, yeah, I did forget about gravity. 1.2283 0.03443 219 178 32 9
2485 U i evol,leznupaR 1.2283 0.03503 219 179 30 10
2486 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down my hair so I can make a man-bun! 1.2283 0.03562 219 180 28 11
2487 When you told me that you have enough to take me away from all of this, I didn’t think you were talking about your hair. 1.2282 0.03179 241 194 39 8
2488 Now do you think the multiverse theory is true? 1.2282 0.03286 241 196 35 10
2489 I was trying to grow a ladder but this was the best I could do on short notice. 1.2282 0.03179 241 194 39 8
2490 Me, too, Rapunzel 1.2282 0.03518 206 167 31 8
2491 I didn't do all of this just for you to complain about my split ends. 1.2282 0.03518 206 167 31 8
2492 It's a perm. 1.2281 0.03007 263 211 44 8
2493 It's called hair product. You can slide right down! 1.2281 0.03293 228 184 36 8
2494 The difference is I use styling mousse not hair softener. 1.2281 0.03409 228 186 32 10
2495 Okay Rapunzell. If you wont let down your hair then pull me up. 1.2281 0.03465 228 187 30 11
2496 The Airbnb requirement said it needed to be at least 20 feet long 1.2281 0.03465 228 187 30 11
2497 This is our most cost effective residential fibre optic offer. 1.2280 0.03156 250 202 39 9
2498 Yep! You definitely have split ends! 1.2279 0.03291 215 172 37 6
2499 I tried using the conditioner this time. 1.2279 0.03545 215 176 29 10
2500 If you want I could switch places with you. 1.2278 0.03479 237 196 28 13
2501 I thought it was time for a little role-reversal... 1.2278 0.03156 237 190 40 7
2502 Don’t change a hair for me. 1.2278 0.03321 237 193 34 10
2503 'You mean the split ends are a turn off ? 1.2278 0.03084 259 209 41 9
2504 Well that's my man bun 1.2277 0.03631 202 165 28 9
2505 Looks like physics wasn’t one of your electives. 1.2277 0.03421 202 162 34 6
2506 I'm all for up-ending gender norms. 1.2276 0.03438 246 204 28 14
2507 I know it defies all earthly logic, it’s Trump’s gel. But it’ll hold! 1.2276 0.03340 246 202 32 12
2508 Do you want the Marge Simpson hairdo? 1.2276 0.03188 246 199 38 9
2509 See if you can braid it into treadlocks. 1.2275 0.03526 211 172 30 9
2510 You expect me to climb down this? 1.2275 0.03713 211 175 24 12
2511 I knew this cowlick would be perfect. 1.2275 0.03395 211 170 34 7
2512 I didn't have time to wash it, I've been in Florida working the recount. 1.2275 0.03302 233 189 35 9
2513 Cut my hair? I'm waiting till marriage 1.2275 0.03412 233 191 31 11
2514 Can I come up or do you want to come down? 1.2275 0.03412 233 191 31 11
2515 I don’t think it matches my drapes. 1.2275 0.03623 233 195 23 15
2516 For with none other, m’lady, do I so gel. 1.2275 0.03130 233 186 41 6
2517 YOU'VE GOT SOME UPDRAFT HERE! 1.2275 0.03188 233 187 39 7
2518 Herbalife made it happen. Ask me how. 1.2273 0.03112 242 194 41 7
2519 It's full of hair clips.... I'll bleed to death on the way down! 1.2273 0.03274 242 197 35 10
2520 Some people say I am overcompensating for other, um, shortfalls, but all that is perfectly fine, believe me. 1.2273 0.03274 242 197 35 10
2521 Whoa, this is all wrong! 1.2273 0.03377 242 199 31 12
2522 I discovered this great gel. You're safe to slide down. 1.2273 0.03112 242 194 41 7
2523 I guess it was a good idea to try the 'up-do' after all. 1.2273 0.02997 264 212 44 8
2524 I told you it would unravel Donald! 1.2271 0.03451 229 188 30 11
2525 Split ends? I'd rather stay up here for eternity. 1.2269 0.03121 260 211 39 10
2526 My hair-raising encounter with the witch resulted in a shellacking. 1.2269 0.03469 216 176 31 9
2527 I’d really like to be in any other fairy tale. Can I speak to HR? 1.2267 0.03124 247 199 40 8
2528 Do you have any conditioner? 1.2267 0.03317 225 182 35 8
2529 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, I’m confused about my gender identity. 1.2267 0.03491 225 185 29 11
2530 Yeah, I have some hair gel... why do you ask? 1.2267 0.03376 225 183 33 9
2531 Wait! Wait! Let's talk this through one more time! 1.2267 0.03256 225 181 37 7
2532 Pull me up. It's revisionist fairy tale hair growth. 1.2266 0.03334 203 162 36 5
2533 So, I'm thinking a bit too much hair spray. 1.2266 0.03477 203 164 32 7
2534 You would not believe how much gel this took 1.2266 0.03681 203 167 26 10
2535 Come on, it’ll work! 1.2265 0.03233 234 189 37 8
2536 Get Ready, one, two, three, PULL! 1.2265 0.03289 234 190 35 9
2537 you are going to be fine. i used crazy glue on it 1.2265 0.03399 234 192 31 11
2538 Rapunzel, honey, would you pull me up already? 1.2264 0.03381 212 171 34 7
2539 It better work. I used the strongest gel on the market! 1.2264 0.02890 265 211 48 6
2540 Is thouest up for the old switcheroo? 1.2263 0.03261 243 198 35 10
2541 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, send down your detangler. 1.2263 0.03155 243 196 39 8
2542 OMG tell me this is a hair extension. 1.2263 0.03414 243 201 29 13
2543 But do we have enough in common? 1.2263 0.03155 243 196 39 8
2544 All I know is it has something to do with Title IX. 1.2262 0.03533 221 182 28 11
2545 I was looking for a new stylist and you came highly recommended. 1.2262 0.03415 221 180 32 9
2546 These final rehearsals never start well... 1.2262 0.03134 252 204 39 9
2547 Go ahead, it's safe . . . I used a whole tube of Got2b glued. 1.2261 0.03438 230 189 30 11
2548 I hope I put enough gel in it 1.2261 0.03149 230 184 40 6
2549 You want me to climb on a Trump Vine? Do I look that desperate! 1.2261 0.03546 230 191 26 13
2550 Rapunzel, Rapunzel...quit teasing me. 1.2261 0.03158 261 213 37 11
2551 Maybe y7ou've heard of me? I'm Rapunzelot." 1.2260 0.03488 208 169 31 8
2552 Based on Rapunzel and on the laws of physics, I think we're doing this wrong. 1.2259 0.03018 239 190 44 5
2553 I told you it was too much mousse! 1.2259 0.03296 239 195 34 10
2554 Talk about role reversals! 1.2259 0.03075 239 191 42 6
2555 They're extensions but still under warranty." 1.2259 0.03075 239 191 42 6
2556 I told you I'd find a way -- tie it to something and climb down 1.2258 0.03516 217 178 29 10
2557 good thing I didn't take 6 inches off the top 1.2258 0.03392 217 176 33 8
2558 Should I wear my hair up or down for the wedding? 1.2258 0.03597 186 150 30 6
2559 My barber died. 1.2258 0.03113 248 200 40 8
2560 Hair straightener and a volumizing shampoo. 1.2257 0.03477 226 186 29 11
2561 I'm sorry, but it took awhile to grow it out. 1.2257 0.03362 226 184 33 9
2562 It looks nicer when it is parted in the middle. 1.2257 0.03420 226 185 31 10
2563 What did you think it was? 1.2255 0.03164 235 189 39 7
2564 What it lacks in style it makes up for in strength. 1.2255 0.03221 235 190 37 8
2565 Sorry. Our volunteer fire department has had some cutbacks. 1.2255 0.03164 235 189 39 7
2566 This time I used a shitload of gel. 1.2255 0.03277 235 191 35 9
2567 Leznuper, Leznuper, let go of my hair. 1.2255 0.03599 204 167 28 9
2568 Eugene, Eugene let up your hair! 1.2254 0.03197 244 198 37 9
2569 Keep pulling. We gotta hurry, your dad will be home soon" 1.2254 0.03197 244 198 37 9
2570 It's grey! Do you have a younger brother? 1.2254 0.03352 244 201 31 12
2571 You must do something about these split ends! 1.2254 0.03620 213 176 26 11
2572 Just take a little off the bottom. 1.2253 0.03221 253 207 35 11
2573 Wait! That's not my real hair! I'm wearing extensions! 1.2252 0.03401 222 181 32 9
2574 Repunzel, gravity will not be working in our favor, I fear. 1.2252 0.03279 222 179 36 7
2575 Sorry... not enough room here for us both. 1.2252 0.03457 262 221 23 18
2576 i'm just here to borrow your scissors 1.2251 0.03077 231 184 42 5
2577 . . . then you . . . slide down to . . . me. Umm, wait a minute. Something's goofed-up here. 1.2251 0.03424 231 190 30 11
2578 You said we always go to my place. I’m willing to compromise, babe. 1.2251 0.03312 231 188 34 9
2579 Oh no, Rapunzel! When I said “Let your hair down,” I expected you would leave it attached to your head. 1.2250 0.03645 200 164 27 9
2580 Consider it as an exercise in gender equality. 1.2248 0.03315 218 176 35 7
2581 What, you were hoping for a blue wave? 1.2247 0.03349 227 185 33 9
2582 You need more conditioner. 1.2247 0.03290 227 184 35 8
2583 Pictured is the first receipt printed by CVS. 1.2246 0.03630 236 199 21 16
2584 It's not the way they did it in the version of Rapunzel that I'm familiar with. 1.2246 0.03373 236 194 31 11
2585 Seriously...a man-bun ! 1.2245 0.03185 245 199 37 9
2586 I'm sorry, but they were out of viagra 1.2245 0.03339 245 202 31 12
2587 See: No split ends! 1.2245 0.03185 245 199 37 9
2588 I'll climb, but cut me some slack. 1.2244 0.03515 205 167 30 8
2589 I asked him to take a little off the top... 1.2243 0.03481 214 175 30 9
2590 My mousse awaits. 1.2242 0.03561 223 185 26 12
2591 Rapunzel, how would you like to become the next Madame de Pompadour? 1.2242 0.03139 223 178 40 5
2592 As long as I don't bend my neck, you'll be OK 1.2241 0.03356 232 190 32 10
2593 Remember to pull with you back 1.2241 0.03465 232 192 28 12
2594 Naturally, they both swiped right 1.2241 0.03411 232 191 30 11
2595 What did you think would happen? Jump. 1.2241 0.03375 241 199 30 12
2596 The other way wasn't working, so I used Aquanet. Just try it. 1.2241 0.03218 241 196 36 9
2597 See? Escape route disguised as a man bun! 1.2241 0.03375 241 199 30 12
2598 You don’t listen to me! 1.2240 0.03292 250 206 32 12
2599 Don’t worry I used the super hold hair spray! 1.2239 0.03050 268 218 40 10
2600 You’re in for some stiff competition 1.2239 0.03343 201 161 35 5
2601 Small world! Reminds me so much of a fairy tale I once read. 1.2237 0.03157 228 183 39 6
2602 Come back next week,Game if Thrones is on. 1.2236 0.03306 237 194 33 10
2603 You wouldn't let down your hair, so I asked for an up-do! Prithee, come down this instant, Rapunzel. 1.2236 0.03360 237 195 31 11
2604 This is how long you're supposed to grow it. 1.2236 0.03306 237 194 33 10
2605 No, don’t try to pull me up, just slide down ! 1.2236 0.03013 246 197 43 6
2606 Donald Trump recommended you 1.2236 0.03614 246 209 19 18
2607 It don't know how to break it to you. I started seeing Harry. 1.2235 0.03246 255 210 33 12
2608 Yes my dear, you could use a little conditioner. 1.2235 0.03150 255 208 37 10
2609 Okay, now before you come down let's figure out the physics of this. 1.2233 0.03633 206 170 26 10
2610 Ok, I’ll get my roots done and give it another go next week! 1.2233 0.03466 215 176 30 9
2611 I never cared much for this part. 1.2232 0.03313 224 182 34 8
2612 Fake mousse! 1.2232 0.03373 224 183 32 9
2613 Alright, maybe I overdid it with the hair gel. 1.2232 0.03252 224 181 36 7
2614 With how long it took you to get ready I thought of a different escape route. 1.2232 0.03343 233 191 32 10
2615 Methinks this hipster thing has gone too far. 1.2232 0.03287 233 190 34 9
2616 Be careful! It’s a bad hair day. 1.2232 0.03451 233 193 28 12
2617 Madame Pompadour, I presume. 1.2231 0.03206 242 197 36 9
2618 You should shampoo. 1.2231 0.03413 242 201 28 13
2619 Trump signed another executive order so now we all have to get combovers. 1.2231 0.03202 260 214 34 12
2620 Pardon my dragon lick. 1.2231 0.02962 260 209 44 7
2621 I’m the one sliding down, not dragging you up 1.2227 0.03531 220 182 27 11
2622 I guess there is something to be said for traditional sex roles after all. 1.2227 0.03288 220 178 35 7
2623 Split Ends?...I'll give you split ends. 1.2227 0.03264 229 186 35 8
2624 Can you fix my weave? 1.2227 0.03491 229 190 27 12
2625 Um, on second thought, what don’t you just shimmy down the tower and I’ll catch you. 1.2227 0.03323 229 187 33 9
2626 I only wanted a hair of the dog that bit me. Instead, I got the President's hair wall of worry. 1.2227 0.03452 238 198 27 13
2627 How is it that I get cursed but YOU get the hair? 1.2227 0.03294 238 195 33 10
2628 The video was in Swedish. I don't know how the story goes.. 1.2227 0.03184 238 193 37 8
2629 I think we need to review this scene. 1.2226 0.02974 265 214 43 8
2630 Plot twist! Sponsored by Rapunzel's Hair Gel. 1.2222 0.03274 234 191 34 9
2631 Sorry, they only gel they had was “gentle hold”. 1.2222 0.03330 234 192 32 10
2632 Quick -- before the hair gel melts! 1.2222 0.03239 225 182 36 7
2633 When you're done stroking, climb on. 1.2222 0.03325 216 175 34 7
2634 Why don't I borrow the catapult. 1.2222 0.03543 234 196 24 14
2635 now you can climb down because I've let up my hair. 1.2222 0.03299 243 200 32 11
2636 I got an extra tease at Supercuts. 1.2222 0.03160 234 189 38 7
2637 My explanation? Well...have you seen the movie ‘Something About Mary?’ 1.2222 0.03806 207 174 20 13
2638 This new hair gel is da bomb! 1.2222 0.03239 225 182 36 7
2639 You see, my darling? I’ve grown. 1.2222 0.03239 225 182 36 7
2640 I came over for a comb over. 1.2222 0.03141 243 197 38 8
2641 Do I have any split ends? 1.2222 0.03274 234 191 34 9
2642 What am I supposed to do with these split-ends? 1.2222 0.03268 252 208 32 12
2643 I recommend a conditioner and a new stylist. 1.2218 0.03058 266 217 39 10
2644 Rapunzel, how do YOU deal with split ends? 1.2218 0.03362 257 215 27 15
2645 Watch out! It"s a hair transplant." 1.2218 0.03202 248 203 35 10
2646 I’ll hold your hair, climb up it. 1.2218 0.03253 248 204 33 11
2647 You’ve got a serious split ends problem. 1.2218 0.03151 248 202 37 9
2648 Thanks for the hair extension. 1.2218 0.03438 239 199 27 13
2649 When you write this up, could I ask for one minor change? 1.2218 0.03116 239 193 39 7
2650 My stylist told me this would work. 1.2217 0.03422 230 190 29 11
2651 Rapunzel, Rapunzel... you have me by my long hairs. 1.2217 0.03532 230 192 25 13
2652 Let go, let go of my hair 1.2217 0.03458 221 182 29 10
2653 Don't quit pulling, we may have something here. 1.2217 0.03227 212 170 37 5
2654 Let up, will ya!!? 1.2217 0.03493 212 174 29 9
2655 I appreciate the effort, but ... 1.2213 0.03108 253 206 38 9
2656 Split ends a relationship. 1.2213 0.03208 253 208 34 11
2657 I asked for an up updo. 1.2213 0.03108 253 206 38 9
2658 This is not the way this story was written.” 1.2213 0.03182 244 199 36 9
2659 Are you out of your mind? 1.2213 0.03529 235 197 24 14
2660 If we try, I think we can swing it. 1.2213 0.03148 235 190 38 7
2661 Listen, I'm all for gender equality but shouldn't I be up there? 1.2212 0.03518 226 188 26 12
2662 Someday you'll be president, but for now Im cutting you loose. 1.2212 0.03227 226 183 36 7
2663 Trust me, Honey. This new product is amazing. 1.2212 0.03179 217 174 38 5
2664 it doesn't quite work that way 1.2212 0.03375 217 177 32 8
2665 No, no, we can make this work. You work on your arm strength and I'll come back in seven more years. 1.2212 0.03601 208 172 26 10
2666 Mousse call 1.2209 0.03139 249 203 37 9
2667 You didn't tell me you had lice! 1.2209 0.03190 249 204 35 10
2668 All the kids are doing it. 1.2208 0.02934 231 183 45 3
2669 How can you not marry me just because I have split ends? 1.2208 0.03239 231 188 35 8
2670 You sure you want me to let my hair down? 1.2208 0.03353 231 190 31 10
2671 I was always embarrassed by my cowlick until now. 1.2208 0.03409 231 191 29 11
2672 Forget the nits, just slide down already 1.2208 0.03353 231 190 31 10
2673 Only my hairdresser knows for sure. 1.2208 0.03297 231 189 33 9
2674 I'm a natural blue wave. 1.2207 0.03560 222 185 25 12
2675 I told you the tar pit hair gel was a mistake. 1.2207 0.03323 222 181 33 8
2676 They’re just hair extensions; the ‘product’ was my idea. 1.2207 0.03478 213 175 29 9
2677 I'll pull.......you climb 1.2205 0.03392 195 157 33 5
2678 Compatibility is overrated. 1.2205 0.03147 254 208 36 10
2679 Are you sure you wouldn't prefer a kiss? 1.2204 0.03117 245 199 38 8
2680 Some say I've taken the "Trump Look" to an extreme, but as you can see it's quite manageable. 1.2203 0.03249 236 193 34 9
2681 Yes, I used your shampoo, now pull me up. 1.2203 0.03358 236 195 30 11
2682 Rapunzel, my man-bun does have a purpose. 1.2203 0.03136 236 191 38 7
2683 Just for once could you let up on that hair thing! 1.2203 0.03026 227 181 42 4
2684 No!! that's a Granny Knot! 1.2203 0.03333 227 186 32 9
2685 Well, you never questioned using my hair. 1.2203 0.03391 227 187 30 10
2686 OK so it's a comb-over. That doesn't mean I belong to any particular political party. We can dye it red or blue. Just come down already. 1.2203 0.03391 227 187 30 10
2687 From a #MeToo perspective, this is the more prudent approach. 1.2202 0.03423 218 179 30 9
2688 No my darling, I didn't read the whole book, I stopped at the hair growing part. 1.2202 0.03297 218 177 34 7
2689 I use Rogaine. You should try it. 1.2202 0.03423 218 179 30 9
2690 Let's think this over again before you jump anywhere. 1.2202 0.03423 218 179 30 9
2691 Did you say slide down? 1.2201 0.03154 259 213 35 11
2692 What do you mean I have split ends? 1.2200 0.03337 200 161 34 5
2693 Honestly, it's a bit of a let down... 1.2199 0.03203 241 197 35 9
2694 Who's Ben Stiller? 1.2199 0.03203 241 197 35 9
2695 YOU TURNED MY WORLD UPSIDE DOWN 1.2199 0.03093 241 195 39 7
2696 Okay, the hard part’s over. I’ve somehow flung my hair up to you. Now, on to the painful part. 1.2199 0.03037 241 194 41 6
2697 I grew it out this time: you lift ME up. 1.2198 0.03284 232 190 33 9
2698 You come highly recommended as a stylist for long hair. 1.2198 0.03537 182 147 30 5
2699 You can slide down. It's stiff. 1.2197 0.03310 223 182 33 8
2700 I know what it looks like, but trust me, you shouldn't climb down. 1.2197 0.03430 223 184 29 10
2701 See! It feels better with conditioner. 1.2197 0.03370 223 183 31 9
2702 Trump's hairdresser said the only way out of this mess is for you to rescue me. 1.2197 0.03158 264 218 34 12
2703 Should we trade places? 1.2196 0.03268 214 173 35 6
2704 No, No, Rapunzel, let down MY golden hair. 1.2196 0.03086 255 208 38 9
2705 Hairs your ride! 1.2195 0.03496 205 168 29 8
2706 Princess, I know we live in a progressive world but physics have their own limits. 1.2195 0.03496 205 168 29 8
2707 Thank heavens for hair gel. 1.2195 0.03427 205 167 31 7
2708 I did as you told me. Now how will this new equality help us exactly? 1.2194 0.03066 237 191 40 6
2709 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let go my golden hair! 1.2194 0.03398 237 197 28 12
2710 I am still not quite clear on what tensile strength has to do with true love. 1.2194 0.03237 237 194 34 9
2711 Yikes!!!.....lice. 1.2193 0.03377 228 188 30 10
2712 Just imagine how hirsute our children would be. 1.2193 0.03434 228 189 28 11
2713 Lola. What's yours? 1.2193 0.03261 228 186 34 8
2714 'You'd think a let-up would be easier than a let-down.' 1.2193 0.03434 228 189 28 11
2715 Please, Ms. Repunzel. We can talk about this. Just put down the hair. 1.2193 0.03377 228 188 30 10
2716 It's extra strength Never Fail hair gel, so shimmy on down. 1.2193 0.03434 228 189 28 11
2717 I like it the way it is. 1.2192 0.03347 219 179 32 8
2718 Nice perm, but I', still waiting for a prince. 1.2192 0.03409 219 180 30 9
2719 I tried some new product and got a bit carried away. 1.2191 0.03266 251 208 31 12
2720 They told me there's a job opening here. . . 1.2190 0.03570 210 174 26 10
2721 Perhaps we try a man bun trampoline next? 1.2190 0.03505 210 173 28 9
2722 Just snip off the split ends, please. 1.2190 0.03440 210 172 30 8
2723 How many cans of Aqua Net did you use? 1.2190 0.03348 242 201 29 12
2724 This feels suspiciously like Rayon 1.2190 0.03082 242 196 39 7
2725 Some call it “Dandruff in Distress”. 1.2190 0.03191 242 198 35 9
2726 I thought for sure you'd grab me by the short hairs. 1.2190 0.03244 242 199 33 10
2727 I just need a trim. 1.2190 0.03348 242 201 29 12
2728 totally trans fairy tale. 1.2190 0.03297 242 200 31 11
2729 Not sure, I just followed the directions on the bottle! 1.2189 0.03469 201 164 30 7
2730 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, this is not what I meant by an updo! 1.2189 0.03271 233 191 33 9
2731 Yup, definitely seeing some split ends. 1.2189 0.03327 233 192 31 10
2732 Do you think its long enough for a combover? 1.2189 0.03271 233 191 33 9
2733 Slide on down, honey. It's starched! 1.2188 0.02974 256 207 42 7
2734 Next time we'll try a French twist 1.2188 0.02977 224 178 43 3
2735 I've let it grow for just this day. 1.2186 0.03199 247 203 34 10
2736 I’m hoping I meet the criteria to live in your castle. 1.2186 0.03449 215 177 29 9
2737 On the count of three, I'll whip my hair back and forth. 1.2186 0.03449 215 177 29 9
2738 Rapunzal! Rapunzal! Uh...right...I...must retreat hither for I fear I dost not think this through. 1.2186 0.03511 215 178 27 10
2739 Actually I’m just having a bad hair day. 1.2185 0.03062 270 222 37 11
2740 Hold on tight and jump! 1.2185 0.03385 238 198 28 12
2741 Like "Something About Mary", but it took a whole football team 1.2184 0.03481 206 169 29 8
2742 We can't keep seeing each other like this. 1.2184 0.03132 261 215 35 11
2743 I think that's enough hair gel, thanks. 1.2183 0.03189 229 186 36 7
2744 It's a new full-body shampoo. 1.2183 0.03364 229 189 30 10
2745 I think that this is wrong. 1.2183 0.03189 229 186 36 7
2746 What the..., how the..., huh. 1.2183 0.03189 229 186 36 7
2747 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your.......oh, never mind. 1.2183 0.03443 252 213 23 16
2748 'There are so many split ends, I'll never make it!" 1.2183 0.03255 252 209 31 12
2749 Lice with wings. How else could my hair have gotten up there? 1.2183 0.03255 252 209 31 12
2750 What's wrong with this story? 1.2183 0.03156 252 207 35 10
2751 Yes I used conditioner- just pull! 1.2181 0.03125 243 198 37 8
2752 Wouldn't it be easier if you ....? 1.2180 0.03554 211 175 26 10
2753 "This doesn't look safe." 1.2179 0.03202 234 191 35 8
2754 "I thought it was the other way around." 1.2179 0.03423 234 195 27 12
2755 Why is this not the right time to bring up your split ends? 1.2179 0.03258 234 192 33 9
2756 If I used enough hair spray you should be able to slide down to me . 1.2178 0.03160 225 182 37 6
2757 What shampoo do you suggest for my split ends? 1.2178 0.03343 225 185 31 9
2758 Any ideas on how to deal with theses split ends? 1.2177 0.03096 271 224 35 12
2759 Hair your me lend Rapunzel, Rapunzel 1.2176 0.03371 216 177 31 8
2760 .riah ruoy nwod tel, Leznuper, Leznuper 1.2176 0.03677 216 182 21 13
2761 Repel Zell! 1.2176 0.03735 216 183 19 14
2762 No worries. Quick-crete hair gel. 1.2176 0.03074 262 215 37 10
2763 Sometimes we just can't carry out the same roles. 1.2174 0.03598 207 172 25 10
2764 Can you give me a blue wave? 1.2174 0.03407 230 191 28 11
2765 Wonderful! Just what I was looking for! How much to turn this into a weave? 1.2174 0.03243 253 210 31 12
2766 Yup, it’s Lice. 1.2174 0.03466 207 170 29 8
2767 Yeah, I don't think gravity quite works like that 1.2174 0.03235 230 188 34 8
2768 Throw the book down, I don't think this is right! I think you may be dyslexic! 1.2172 0.03323 244 203 29 12
2769 Me thinks this is more a 'let your hair down' moment, and not a 'hair standing on end' one 1.2172 0.03193 221 179 36 6
2770 Hate lice. Think I got the last one 1.2172 0.03559 221 185 24 12
2771 I untied my top knot. How do you like it? 1.2172 0.03319 221 181 32 8
2772 My stylist cornered the hair gel market. 1.2171 0.03151 258 213 34 11
2773 Not a chance . The wax will ruin my dress 1.2170 0.03189 235 192 35 8
2774 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, Give back my hair 1.2170 0.03073 235 190 39 6
2775 You said it's rent controlled, right? 1.2170 0.03410 235 196 27 12
2776 There's something about this that just isn't right... 1.2170 0.03207 212 171 36 5
2777 So we're eating in tonight? 1.2170 0.03065 212 169 40 3
2778 What do you mean the only mousse left in the Kingdom is chocolate? 1.2169 0.03125 249 204 36 9
2779 What creme rinse dost thou recommend? 1.2169 0.03019 249 202 40 7
2780 So me and Prince Charming didn’t work out. Is it cool if I move back in with you and dad? 1.2168 0.03270 226 185 33 8
2781 Rapunzel Rapunzel pull up my hair so that you may descend...if you dare. 1.2167 0.03438 203 166 30 7
2782 You want me to climb Up ! 1.2167 0.03307 240 199 30 11
2783 Mr. Trump, why are you letting your hair grow so long on one side of your head? 1.2167 0.03254 240 198 32 10
2784 If you've got time, could you braid it? 1.2167 0.03200 240 197 34 9
2785 I guess we got something wrong here, Rapunzel. You better let down my hair - I'd rather take thy stair. 1.2167 0.03307 240 199 30 11
2786 It’s safe. I used Aqua Net. 1.2167 0.03254 240 198 32 10
2787 Yes there's a few gray hairs now, I worked for the Donald in the White House! 1.2167 0.03254 240 198 32 10
2788 Because you're worth it! 1.2166 0.03227 217 176 35 6
2789 I call it a reverse mullet. Party in the back and business in the front. 1.2166 0.03357 217 178 31 8
2790 Perfect! Now I'll lower you down... 1.2165 0.03164 231 188 36 7
2791 It's the latest thing in hair-care products: industrial strength mousse. I'd be glad to climb up and demonstrate it, or you can just slide down. 1.2164 0.03024 268 220 38 10
2792 How do you treat your split ends? 1.2163 0.03383 208 170 31 7
2793 Rapunzel, do not underestimate the strength of brylcreem. 1.2163 0.03208 245 202 33 10
2794 I thought this was a non gender specific tale. 1.2162 0.03244 222 181 34 7
2795 I’m sorry I ever criticized you for using too much hair product. 1.2161 0.03343 236 196 29 11
2796 Must you reverse such a painful gender norm? 1.2161 0.03343 236 196 29 11
2797 No, no, no don't tie it off." 1.2160 0.03113 250 205 36 9
2798 A bit too much mousse, mayhaps? 1.2160 0.03008 250 203 40 7
2799 You know, gravity doesn't work this way 1.2160 0.03330 213 174 32 7
2800 I am checking you for ticks. Consider it foreplay. 1.2160 0.03647 213 179 22 12
2801 What did you call it again? Hairspray? 1.2160 0.03194 213 172 36 5
2802 It's 2018! 1.2159 0.03375 227 188 29 10
2803 Viagra, Viagra send up your hair. 1.2159 0.03375 227 188 29 10
2804 Love your hairspray. 1.2159 0.03257 227 186 33 8
2805 The elevator is broken, so how about I pull you up this time? 1.2159 0.03316 227 187 31 9
2806 Look, kid, do you want into the clubhouse or not 1.2158 0.02904 241 193 44 4
2807 Hair today gone tomorrow 1.2157 0.03171 255 211 33 11
2808 How much biotin was in those capsules you sent me? 1.2157 0.03314 255 214 27 14
2809 I'm going for that California serf look. 1.2156 0.03214 218 177 35 6
2810 Am I woke enough for you now? 1.2156 0.03214 218 177 35 6
2811 Let up your hair 1.2155 0.03380 232 193 28 11
2812 Just warning you: I already spent the reward money on rogaine and mousse! 1.2155 0.03268 232 191 32 9
2813 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, it’s not over till the comb over. 1.2154 0.03144 246 202 35 9
2814 Come on down, you know what they say about guys with long hair... 1.2154 0.03129 260 215 34 11
2815 Sure it's worthless, but I figured you'd appreciate it more than most. 1.2153 0.03299 209 170 33 6
2816 You're using the wrong conditioner. 1.2153 0.03228 209 169 35 5
2817 I’m capable of compromise 1.2153 0.03368 209 171 31 7
2818 OK, but this is the last time I let you up here like this, hair-spray is REALLY BAD for the environment! 1.2152 0.03231 223 182 34 7
2819 I'm not sure how it's relevant, but if you must know, I use a 3-in-1 -- it's shampoo, conditioner and body wash. 1.2152 0.03413 223 185 28 10
2820 Oh Prince, how resourceful of you to grow out your man-bun just in case. 1.2152 0.03276 237 196 31 10
2821 I straightened it for you! 1.2152 0.03165 237 194 35 8
2822 ok let go bitch 1.2150 0.03675 200 167 23 10
2823 I hope it'll hold. I ran out of gel. 1.2150 0.03040 214 171 40 3
2824 Pull me up, I’m having a bad hair day! 1.2149 0.03303 228 188 31 9
2825 I think we need to go back to the drawing board. Good thought though! 1.2149 0.03244 228 187 33 8
2826 Just climb down! Don't worry! I use plenty of product! 1.2149 0.03123 228 185 37 6
2827 Tie it to the bedpost and when you climb down we'll cut it off, who knoweth, we may even start a fashion trend... 1.2149 0.03229 242 200 32 10
2828 That's right. More endurance styling gel. 1.2149 0.03229 242 200 32 10
2829 Here’s your problem: too many split ends. 1.2149 0.03176 242 199 34 9
2830 Sure, it's grueling. But just spin around, and I ensure you this will create the optimal man bun. 1.2149 0.03282 242 201 30 11
2831 You totally have the best fans in the world. We call ourselves Rapunzies!" 1.2146 0.03329 219 180 31 8
2832 Haven’t you ever seen Up the Down Staircase? 1.2146 0.03311 233 193 30 10
2833 Quick. Slide down the hair pole before it rains 1.2146 0.03198 233 191 34 8
2834 Oooh! Argan oil? 1.2146 0.03311 233 193 30 10
2835 I said, do you have any conditioner 1.2146 0.03311 233 193 30 10
2836 It isn't that. It is super hold hair spray. 1.2143 0.03354 196 159 32 5
2837 Rapunzel, Rapunzel! Seriously, let go of my updo. 1.2143 0.03279 224 184 32 8
2838 Oh so now that we’ve flipped you suddenly start paying attention! 1.2143 0.03317 238 198 29 11
2839 Look, hon, just tie-&-slide ! The gel’ll come off in the moat. 1.2143 0.03458 224 187 26 11
2840 With this great comb over you could become king. 1.2143 0.03487 210 174 27 9
2841 You say your name is Sampson, and yes, we do take walk ins! 1.2143 0.03317 238 198 29 11
2842 Too soon? 1.2143 0.03142 252 208 34 10
2843 This is bass ackwards 1.2143 0.03487 210 174 27 9
2844 Wait...I know things have changed with the #metoo movement, but this is just not going to work. 1.2140 0.03217 243 201 32 10
2845 Don't worry - I used my sister's 24-hour superhold gel. 1.2140 0.03460 229 192 25 12
2846 Sorry,but that won't work. It's a toupee. 1.2140 0.03290 229 189 31 9
2847 I know it's backwards, but what can you expect from someone named Leznupar? 1.2140 0.03616 215 181 22 12
2848 This is actually my real hair. Why do you ask? 1.2140 0.03367 215 177 30 8
2849 Blondes definitely have more fun. 1.2137 0.03060 262 216 36 10
2850 You realize, Rapunzel, this hurts like hell.... 1.2137 0.03173 248 205 33 10
2851 This doesn't need a caption. It's funny as it is. 1.2137 0.03461 234 197 24 13
2852 Repunzel, Repunzel pull me up! 1.2137 0.03127 234 191 36 7
2853 Go ahead and come down, it will hold up fine, I used this really strong punk hair spray. 1.2137 0.03185 234 192 34 8
2854 Tie it around your waist really tight, then jump down into my arms. 1.2137 0.03068 234 190 38 6
2855 Well, I suppose that turnabout is fair play._or_Yes, you definitely used too much mousse. 1.2134 0.03084 239 195 37 7
2856 Split ends? But I condition, I rinse and repeat! 1.2134 0.03251 239 198 31 10
2857 No!t there! The key's in the lock! Not locks! 1.2134 0.03196 239 197 33 9
2858 Rapunzel, Rapunzel slide down my moussed up hair! 1.2133 0.03078 225 182 38 5
2859 I thought you'd like my man bun. 1.2133 0.03326 225 186 30 9
2860 Yes, the hair spray will come out ! ! Now go to school ! ! 1.2133 0.03266 225 185 32 8
2861 Sorry but everything is upside down these days! 1.2133 0.03078 225 182 38 5
2862 The softness is from a blend of medieval conditioners. 1.2133 0.03266 225 185 32 8
2863 How about this? Come over the balcony and try to slide down my hair. I bet this will work." 1.2133 0.03472 211 175 27 9
2864 Nothing too fancy...I’m only going forraging. 1.2133 0.03271 211 172 33 6
2865 Rapunzdel, Rapunzel, let down your hair gel. 1.2132 0.02990 258 211 39 8
2866 Rapunzel, Rapunzel!...just slide on down and let's get this over with. I have a 3pm conference call. 1.2130 0.03391 230 192 27 11
2867 That conditioner you recommended is a little much! 1.2130 0.03277 230 190 31 9
2868 So when I saw yours, I had this idea: With some strategic overcombing, I could be king! 1.2130 0.03446 230 193 25 12
2869 Just another bad hair day. Can you braid it for me? 1.2130 0.03601 216 182 22 12
2870 it's just a little hair gel, ok? 1.2129 0.03286 202 164 33 5
2871 I just went sulfate-free. Can you tell? 1.2129 0.03161 249 206 33 10
2872 ...And if you get 10 other people you know people to sell the conditioner you'll get an even bigger house 1.2129 0.03212 249 207 31 11
2873 It's rock hard from from hair gel, so use it slide down. 1.2128 0.03340 235 196 28 11
2874 Millennials. 1.2128 0.03552 235 200 20 15
2875 Got curlers I could borrow? 1.2128 0.03173 235 193 34 8
2876 My dearest Rapunzel, I must confess that I'm afraid of heights so I grew and shellacked my hair for you to climb down and be freed! 1.2127 0.03239 221 181 33 7
2877 Oh no! The witch reversed the spell. 1.2127 0.03042 221 178 39 4
2878 Repunzel, Repunzel, up-do my hair! 1.2126 0.03169 254 211 32 11
2879 Now you tell me about the hairspray! 1.2125 0.03184 240 198 33 9
2880 I'm all for emancipation but are you sure there is no stairs 1.2125 0.03345 240 201 27 12
2881 Don't read the whole thing. Just pull me up! 1.2124 0.03066 226 183 38 5
2882 Do you think it will hold? 1.2124 0.03192 226 185 34 7
2883 Do you have the same problem with split ends? 1.2124 0.02929 259 211 41 7
2884 Wait till there's a stiff breeze. 1.2124 0.03029 259 213 37 9
2885 I hate it when screenplay writers can't stay true to the story 1.2123 0.03187 212 172 35 5
2886 I'm sure you're also perfectly capable of opening the door yourself. 1.2123 0.03391 212 175 29 8
2887 No, I didn't know split ends was one of the 7 signs of damaged hair. 1.2122 0.03193 245 203 32 10
2888 Testing. 1.2121 0.03147 231 189 35 7
2889 Wanna come up? 1.2121 0.03086 231 188 37 6
2890 Is anything wrong? Is it too oily? 1.2121 0.03206 231 190 33 8
2891 Okay, just start running! 1.2121 0.03892 198 169 16 13
2892 If you don’t stay away from those fire-breathing dragons, this heat damage is going to get even worse. 1.2121 0.03086 231 188 37 6
2893 I used that organic coconut oil like you suggested. 1.2121 0.03321 231 192 29 10
2894 No, baby! You got this all wrong 1.2119 0.03328 236 197 28 11
2895 Sorry to bother you, ma’am, but I think I left my keys inside. 1.2119 0.03217 236 195 32 9
2896 Hey Rapunzel, check out this new gel they have in the castle bathroom! 1.2119 0.03161 236 194 34 8
2897 I love your mousse! 1.2119 0.03217 236 195 32 9
2898 This reverse psychology thing has got to stop. 1.2119 0.03161 236 194 34 8
2899 Equality gives us more options. 1.2118 0.02955 255 208 40 7
2900 JUST THINK HOW LONG OUR CHILDREN'S HAIR WILL BE!!!! 1.2117 0.03226 222 182 33 7
2901 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, climb down my hair! Give thanks to l'Oreal hairspray, which keeps it up in the air. 1.2116 0.03117 241 198 35 8
2902 You have a lot of split ends. 1.2115 0.03116 260 216 33 11
2903 Hey, split ends or not--you said you'd come over to my castle next time. 1.2115 0.03054 227 184 38 5
2904 I think that we are facing a hairy situation 1.2115 0.03358 227 189 28 10
2905 Hey, it worked when I was up there! 1.2114 0.03021 246 201 38 7
2906 It's bottom up marketing, babe. 1.2114 0.03129 246 203 34 9
2907 Do you have enough hairspray? 1.2113 0.03243 213 174 33 6
2908 It took 13 cans of pomade and a staff of 3! 1.2112 0.03364 232 194 27 11
2909 Whaddya mean I can’t move back home? 1.2112 0.03251 232 192 31 9
2910 You're still dodging the question. Just this once, could we use your rope ladder instead? 1.2112 0.03193 232 191 33 8
2911 Unbelievable. Not one split end. 1.2112 0.03074 232 189 37 6
2912 Just climb down. I used extra stiff gel from the Shores of Jersey. 1.2110 0.03388 218 181 28 9
2913 This way ticks both the gender swap and strong female lead boxes. 1.2110 0.03091 237 194 36 7
2914 Let me up! It is way too crazy out here. 1.2110 0.03033 237 193 38 6
2915 Slide down! 1.2110 0.03260 237 197 30 10
2916 No lice that I can see. 1.2109 0.03146 256 213 32 11
2917 I call it a ‘hairection.’ Whaddaya think? 1.2108 0.03455 223 187 25 11
2918 Stop doubting me - I used plenty of product. 1.2108 0.03149 223 182 35 6
2919 No, we cannot juxtapose Jack in the Beanstalk into this fairy tale! 1.2108 0.03213 223 183 33 7
2920 I'd suggest a deep-hydrating treatment twice a week. 1.2108 0.03275 223 184 31 8
2921 ..gender/shmender, you're supposed to have the hair... 1.2105 0.03170 247 205 32 10
2922 Quick, Rapunzel! The bottle said an hour, and I spent half of that on styling! 1.2105 0.03345 228 190 28 10
2923 Yeah, they have these great gallon jugs of hair gel at Costco. 1.2105 0.03348 209 172 30 7
2924 I don’t think that a man bun is particularly regal. 1.2105 0.03402 228 191 26 11
2925 It has enough hairspray for you to slide down. 1.2103 0.03122 233 191 35 7
2926 Thanks! It’s all about the routine! One day wash, next day condition! 1.2103 0.03062 233 190 37 6
2927 I just don't understand. I used conditioner. 1.2103 0.03351 233 195 27 11
2928 See, no head lice. Now will you come down? 1.2103 0.03062 233 190 37 6
2929 Come back when you're in better condition. 1.2103 0.03351 233 195 27 11
2930 The first tower tryst of Trumpunzel. 1.2103 0.03295 233 194 29 10
2931 Now, show me what you do to get yours so soft. 1.2103 0.03019 214 172 39 3
2932 Well...climb down here, dummy. 1.2101 0.03080 238 195 36 7
2933 Not too much product, but a LOT of backcombing... 1.2101 0.03302 238 199 28 11
2934 He drew it wrong ! 1.2100 0.03374 219 182 28 9
2935 No, the rabbit comes OUT of the hole, around the tree and back in the hole. 1.2100 0.03435 219 183 26 10
2936 I don't think it's supposed to work this way. 1.2100 0.03182 219 179 34 6
2937 Just keep pulling! 1.2100 0.03247 219 180 32 7
2938 What do I do about the split ends? 1.2100 0.03496 219 184 24 11
2939 You need to do something about these split ends. 1.2100 0.03311 219 181 30 8
2940 Stop whining; I was banished for lice and foot fungus. 1.2100 0.03374 219 182 28 9
2941 Do I have split ends? 1.2099 0.03202 243 202 31 10
2942 Now listen, Rapunzel, I'm not as into revisionist Grimm as you are--let's stay with the original! 1.2098 0.03262 224 185 31 8
2943 I'm having a bad hair day. 1.2098 0.03593 205 172 23 10
2944 My father put me here in the 70’s to keep me away from long-haired boys. Now, this man is mine! 1.2095 0.03334 210 173 30 7
2945 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, trust my hair stylist’s gravity-defying formula 1.2095 0.03194 210 171 34 5
2946 Once upon a time, there was a product... 1.2095 0.03401 210 174 28 8
2947 No worries! It's stiff from pomade. Hop on! Slide down! 1.2095 0.03013 253 208 37 8
2948 Why don't we call them "Locks of Love"? 1.2094 0.03051 234 191 37 6
2949 No more hair-splitting, your turn to come down 1.2094 0.03226 234 194 31 9
2950 Trust me, you don't want to wait for the matching carpet. 1.2094 0.03392 234 197 25 12
2951 I just feel bad that by lifting me up you're doing all the work. 1.2094 0.03392 234 197 25 12
2952 It's a little damaged but I'm conditioning." 1.2093 0.03006 215 173 39 3
2953 Be careful. I just had it colored. 1.2092 0.03342 239 201 26 12
2954 Okay, let go, that's all the pomade I've got. 1.2092 0.03181 239 198 32 9
2955 Never mind the split ends and rappelunzel on down. 1.2092 0.03235 239 199 30 10
2956 Rapundzil, Repundzil, let down your...oh forget it! 1.2091 0.03421 220 184 26 10
2957 Why do they call this a Sadie Hawkins rescue? 1.2091 0.03169 220 180 34 6
2958 It’s the natural progression of the man bun! Roll with me!! 1.2090 0.03083 244 201 35 8
2959 It's thoroughly combed and knot-free... unless that's not your kind of thing. 1.2090 0.03083 244 201 35 8
2960 OK OK toss me down a scissor 1.2090 0.03190 244 203 31 10
2961 I'll be up again next Saturday 1.2090 0.03137 244 202 33 9
2962 I grew it for this special moment. Now slide down! 1.2089 0.03248 225 186 31 8
2963 And you’re positive that there are no other hair salons in all of the land? 1.2088 0.03147 249 207 32 10
2964 You might braid it first. 1.2088 0.02878 249 202 42 5
2965 Who knew this hairstyle could be both fashionable and functional? 1.2087 0.03155 206 167 35 4
2966 With enough hairspray, I’ll slide down like it’s a fire pole. 1.2085 0.03270 235 196 29 10
2967 Rapunzel, Rapunzel....... Oh, wait!.. I think I’m confused..... There is definitely something wrong here..... Am I supposed to climb up on my hair? Or you climb down on my hair? Or on your hair?..... We need a re-write 1.2083 0.03523 216 182 23 11
2968 Don't you think this is a little too much 'party in the back'? 1.2083 0.03223 240 200 30 10
2969 OK. I get it! It hurts to have your hair pulled. Please let down my golden hair!! 1.2083 0.03202 216 177 33 6
2970 This isn't what I had in mind when you said all business in the front and party in the back. 1.2081 0.03407 221 185 26 10
2971 I think this role reversal thing has gone too far 1.2081 0.03090 221 180 36 5
2972 I thought you were praying for a blue wave. 1.2081 0.03525 221 187 22 12
2973 Worst. Weave. Ever. 1.2080 0.03031 250 206 36 8
2974 I told you I had split ends 1.2080 0.03186 250 209 30 11
2975 I beseech thee, fair maiden. Entrust thy destiny to this plan. 1.2080 0.03174 226 186 33 7
2976 Keep it up and you'll have natural frosted tips in no time. 1.2080 0.03413 226 190 25 11
2977 You've got me by the short hairs." 1.2080 0.03470 226 191 23 12
2978 Look, are you looking to buy or not? I've got another buyer at the Eastern Tower. 1.2078 0.03043 255 211 35 9
2979 My place is better. 1.2078 0.02943 231 187 40 4
2980 Good to know I'm not the only one compensating. 1.2078 0.03189 231 191 32 8
2981 Yes, it’s all in the product! 1.2078 0.03247 231 192 30 9
2982 Ok, let's do this. Now...pull! 1.2078 0.03069 231 189 36 6
2983 I'm compulsively competitive. 1.2077 0.03427 207 172 27 8
2984 Do you have mousse? 1.2077 0.02955 260 214 38 8
2985 I just hope I used enough hairspray. 1.2076 0.03257 236 197 29 10
2986 You summoned Lyft 1.0 at your service... 1.2076 0.03144 236 195 33 8
2987 Just climb down. We can discuss the dandruff later. 1.2076 0.03086 236 194 35 7
2988 No, you can't use it as a rope; I just conditioned it. 1.2075 0.03211 241 201 30 10
2989 Brylcreem. 1.2074 0.03189 217 178 33 6
2990 Please don't pull! I said "pomade" not "old maid". 1.2074 0.03320 217 180 29 8
2991 CAN I PULL YOU UP BY YOUR HAIR 1.2073 0.03060 246 203 35 8
2992 I’m not sure this trickle-down strategy is working. 1.2073 0.03060 246 203 35 8
2993 Oh, come on, Zel! Can’t you just swing me once more? 1.2072 0.03393 222 186 26 10
2994 Do you think it needs conditioner ? 1.2072 0.02912 251 205 40 6
2995 Whoa! Which one of us is Repunzel? 1.2070 0.03099 227 186 35 6
2996 I know, very soft. Would you like the shampoo? 1.2070 0.02971 227 184 39 4
2997 Now I know how it feels. 1.2070 0.03161 227 187 33 7
2998 It’s a combover. 1.2070 0.03099 227 186 35 6
2999 I didn't want to alarm you, but it is pretty hair raising 1.2070 0.03399 227 191 25 11
3000 Oh damsel, I shall even endure the agony of a bad hair day to forever win your love! 1.2070 0.03032 256 212 35 9
3001 But then I figured, what's the use if we're both locked in the tower? 1.2068 0.03016 237 194 37 6
3002 Rapunzel, They said I would get bagels with your locks! 1.2068 0.03299 237 199 27 11
3003 More gel? 1.2068 0.03244 237 198 29 10
3004 I usually do 87 on top and maybe 3 on the sides. No sideburns, please. 1.2068 0.03016 237 194 37 6
3005 Cooties? I'm rescuing you from burning at the stake and you're worried about cooties? 1.2068 0.03244 237 198 29 10
3006 You missed my point completely. 1.2067 0.03412 208 173 27 8
3007 What kind of conditioner do you use? 1.2066 0.03013 271 226 34 11
3008 No Hare Hair Here, Hear? 1.2066 0.03199 242 202 30 10
3009 Hilda,I'm hair for you. 1.2066 0.03145 242 201 32 9
3010 Rapunzel, Raunzel, Propecia really works! 1.2066 0.03358 213 177 28 8
3011 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair, cause with matching braids, we'll be quite a pair! 1.2066 0.03291 213 176 30 7
3012 I thought you said: Throw your hair in the air like you just don't care. 1.2065 0.03102 247 205 33 9
3013 Donald, your hair really is quite long. 1.2064 0.03370 218 182 27 9
3014 I may have used too much hair gel 1.2064 0.03176 218 179 33 6
3015 It'called Butch Wax, handed down to me by my great grandfather. 1.2064 0.03370 218 182 27 9
3016 Yes! I promise you I put in plenty of gel. Let's do this thing. On your mark, get set... GO!! 1.2064 0.03176 218 179 33 6
3017 Now, that's what I call product! 1.2064 0.03493 218 184 23 11
3018 If I were you I'd be more worried about escaping, but yes--my name really is Rapunzadude. 1.2063 0.03194 223 184 32 7
3019 Oh,it's revisionist; history from the bottom up. 1.2063 0.03130 223 183 34 6
3020 Well, I fell for YOU 1.2063 0.03065 223 182 36 5
3021 It's my new up do style. 1.2061 0.03209 228 189 31 8
3022 By the way, you’re out of hairspray. 1.2061 0.03328 228 191 27 10
3023 Sorry, but I never date guys with hair longer than mine." 1.2060 0.03222 233 194 30 9
3024 Did I mention that I'm a woman trapped in a man's body? 1.2060 0.03105 233 192 34 7
3025 Lather . Rinse . Repeat Lather .Rinse .Repeat ... 1.2060 0.03222 233 194 30 9
3026 Conditioner? What's conditioner? 1.2060 0.03164 233 193 32 8
3027 Rapunzel a reverse love story 1.2058 0.02848 243 197 42 4
3028 Sorry, it took awhile to collect enough hair gel. 1.2058 0.03078 243 201 34 8
3029 Uh, Methinks this needeth to be the other way round. 1.2057 0.03328 209 173 29 7
3030 Can you lend me a comb and a gallon of conditioner? 1.2056 0.02983 248 204 37 7
3031 It seems sort of familiar, but I’m struggling to work out the living happily ever after bit. 1.2056 0.03140 214 175 34 5
3032 The Brothers Grimm re-write the story of Rapunzel for 21st century readers. 1.2056 0.03277 214 177 30 7
3033 I received an extension for family leave. 1.2055 0.03151 253 212 30 11
3034 Ok, hold on tight . . .now comes the back flip and the hand over hand . . . you're not going to believe this . . . . 1.2055 0.03163 219 180 33 6
3035 This would work better if you pull harder. 1.2055 0.03096 219 179 35 5
3036 This first date is just not going to work out, Repunzel. 1.2055 0.03096 219 179 35 5
3037 OK Prince Charming...so now who's the one who's life is 'going nowhere' ?! 1.2054 0.03244 224 186 30 8
3038 Rapunzel. Dating you has become a hair raising experience. 1.2054 0.03424 224 189 24 11
3039 You must sport quite the man bun 1.2054 0.03053 224 183 36 5
3040 Hairraising elopement! 1.2054 0.03244 224 186 30 8
3041 Oh totally, and that's only one of the great things about cornstarch. 1.2054 0.03118 224 184 34 6
3042 It's 2018! You're on the Pill, I'll wear a condom, and then...we won't do it. Ok? 1.2052 0.03372 229 193 25 11
3043 Look, I’ve had enough. You feel let down again? Really? How’s about you let UP for once! 1.2052 0.03314 229 192 27 10
3044 So tell me again how split ends play into this whole rescue thing? 1.2052 0.03256 229 191 29 9
3045 What would you suggest for my split ends? 1.2051 0.03266 234 196 28 10
3046 It’s like Freaky Friday, but we’re - whoa, Phillip! You have a serious problem with split ends! 1.2051 0.03152 234 194 32 8
3047 I defy stereotype. 1.2051 0.03152 234 194 32 8
3048 You got some conditioner? I’ll give you my shoes. 1.2050 0.03108 239 198 33 8
3049 OK, I’ll wash it and come back later. 1.2050 0.02934 239 195 39 5
3050 'I've used something new, called gel!' 1.2050 0.03164 239 199 31 9
3051 Needs more product. 1.2050 0.03271 200 164 31 5
3052 Hair's to you, Rapunzel! 1.2049 0.03227 244 205 28 11
3053 We’re related! 1.2049 0.03011 244 201 36 7
3054 Thank you, Dippity Do! 1.2049 0.02897 244 199 40 5
3055 Growing your hair would've been a better idea; physics 101. 1.2049 0.03279 244 206 26 12
3056 I styled it in an up-do especially for you! 1.2049 0.03279 244 206 26 12
3057 I don't think this is going to work. 1.2049 0.03221 205 168 32 5
3058 I should have listened. Coming down was a bad idea. 1.2049 0.03506 205 172 24 9
3059 Now that you can grasp the gravity of my situation, do something about it! 1.2048 0.03026 249 206 35 8
3060 I either need a haircut, or a bigger hat. 1.2048 0.03026 249 206 35 8
3061 Pull me up, give me a haircut and we’ll live happily ever after. 1.2048 0.03514 210 177 23 10
3062 Hair extensions are cheaper than a ladder. 1.2047 0.03039 254 211 34 9
3063 Be down in a sec... 1.2047 0.03329 215 179 28 8
3064 ...and we were separated at birth 1.2047 0.03263 215 178 30 7
3065 Look how progressive my love for thee! 1.2047 0.03457 215 181 24 10
3066 Now we have something in common 1.2046 0.02847 259 212 41 6
3067 Trust me. My hair products GUARANTEE that they're 'damsel in distress' worthy! 1.2045 0.03215 220 182 31 7
3068 Not too hard. It's a weave. 1.2045 0.03015 220 179 37 4
3069 Well, it does take a lot of hairspray, but we cant all have a tower for our updo. 1.2045 0.03083 220 180 35 5
3070 Now this is what I would call a hairy situation! 1.2044 0.03230 225 187 30 8
3071 This is the first comb-over I’ve ever liked. 1.2043 0.03062 230 189 35 6
3072 I can't put in the barette until you let go. 1.2043 0.03358 230 194 25 11
3073 See, I told you. Just look at these split ends! 1.2043 0.03253 235 197 28 10
3074 Don't worry, Jimmy Fallon gave it a tug to make sure it's sturdy. 1.2043 0.03021 235 193 36 6
3075 OMG! Karen, how much was your weave? 1.2043 0.03309 235 198 26 11
3076 ¨My, my, my, Delilah......¨ 1.2041 0.03163 245 205 30 10
3077 I understand Rapunzel, it's your turn. Last week was last week. Go ahead. Start pulling. 1.2040 0.03015 250 207 35 8
3078 What kind of conditioner are you using? 1.2040 0.03120 250 209 31 10
3079 Do you have any conditioner recommendations? 1.2040 0.02961 250 206 37 7
3080 Thanks for the hair straightener." 1.2039 0.02925 255 210 38 7
3081 And the mutton fat made it shiny, too! 1.2038 0.03434 211 177 25 9
3082 Oh Donald, you really are my prince” -Melani 1.2036 0.03449 221 187 23 11
3083 No. I could never elope with a man with split ends. 1.2036 0.03449 221 187 23 11
3084 It's been stuck like that since Tuesday huh? 1.2036 0.03265 221 184 29 8
3085 Did you use the strong hold hairspray? 1.2035 0.03156 226 187 32 7
3086 I messed up. 1.2035 0.03171 231 192 31 8
3087 At Distressed Princess Shoes we guarantee two-day delivery. 1.2035 0.03230 231 193 29 9
3088 Can you trim my split ends? 1.2035 0.03111 231 191 33 7
3089 I was talking about my HAIR. 1.2034 0.03184 236 197 30 9
3090 Yes, it's true,I can only ride in convertibles. 1.2034 0.03010 236 194 36 6
3091 Forget the dandruff, slide on down. 1.2034 0.03184 236 197 30 9
3092 I hope you used Dippity-Do Extra Hold. 1.2033 0.03028 241 199 35 7
3093 Look down!! Look down!! Look down!! 1.2033 0.03028 241 199 35 7
3094 Ewe! When was the last time you washed this mess? 1.2033 0.03028 241 199 35 7
3095 You remember, in the bad old days it was the poor woman who had to use her hair... 1.2033 0.03028 241 199 35 7
3096 I had to go back to the drug store twice for more hair gel. 1.2033 0.03028 241 199 35 7
3097 You'll be fine. I use an extra hold styling mousse. 1.2033 0.02989 246 203 36 7
3098 Let's try that again, this time with shoes. 1.2033 0.03044 246 204 34 8
3099 Trading Places is a different movie! 1.2033 0.03098 246 205 32 9
3100 I’ll have the usual 1.2033 0.02989 246 203 36 7
3101 Maybe skip the braids this time and just do dreads. 1.2032 0.02951 251 207 37 7
3102 Red Rover,Red Rover,let up your reddish comb-over. 1.2032 0.02951 251 207 37 7
3103 You need to change your shampoo! 1.2031 0.03217 261 222 25 14
3104 Now tie my hair to your hair and climb down. 1.2029 0.03266 207 171 30 6
3105 What are Nits? And no, I do not have a microscope with me. 1.2029 0.03266 207 171 30 6
3106 You know, I'd be happy to fix those split ends if I could only get down from this tower. 1.2028 0.03353 212 177 27 8
3107 What, You now want it braided? 1.2028 0.03236 217 180 30 7
3108 The PTA finally realized it went too far when reversing all the gender norms in their library. 1.2028 0.03301 217 181 28 8
3109 I just read about the theory of relativity. This should work too. 1.2028 0.03169 217 179 32 6
3110 I know--I took the instructions "leave-in conditioner" very literally. 1.2028 0.03169 217 179 32 6
3111 A little dab'll do me. 1.2027 0.03058 222 182 35 5
3112 No, I said "town crier," not "blown drier, 1.2027 0.03188 222 184 31 7
3113 I was told you were the person to go to for hair fashion advice. 1.2027 0.03252 222 185 29 8
3114 It’s dandruff! 1.2026 0.03204 227 189 30 8
3115 I can't hear you over the volume of my hair! 1.2026 0.03382 227 192 24 11
3116 Rappel, Rappel, trust my hair gel! 1.2026 0.03143 227 188 32 7
3117 This is just a fantasy, you can use my hair to climb down. 1.2026 0.03265 227 190 28 9
3118 I grew it long enough for you to escape. Should I braid it first? 1.2026 0.03217 232 194 29 9
3119 It is because you bought the wrong hair conditioner 1.2026 0.03159 232 193 31 8
3120 Is the color really worth splitting hairs over? 1.2025 0.02998 237 195 36 6
3121 Instructions Unclear. 1.2025 0.02998 237 195 36 6
3122 Well, it worked for me. 1.2025 0.03115 237 197 32 8
3123 I think this is the way Rapunzel did it??? 1.2025 0.03073 242 201 33 8
3124 Punzie, I get that you’d rather come down than have me come up, but I’m afraid we’re going to have to rethink your plan. 1.2025 0.02959 242 199 37 6
3125 Yeah, I do use too much gel, but some people think it's cute! 1.2025 0.02959 242 199 37 6
3126 Split ends are a safety hazard 1.2024 0.03139 247 207 30 10
3127 It's tough to do our thing in Australia! 1.2024 0.03242 247 209 26 12
3128 I used the new gel, just slide down Rapunzel. 1.2024 0.03139 247 207 30 10
3129 Yes I know it’s supposed to be the other way around but casting gave me the wrong script and I’ve been working on this role for years! 1.2023 0.03057 257 215 32 10
3130 Told you this was a dead end. 1.2023 0.03057 257 215 32 10
3131 Don't pull so hard this time. 1.2023 0.03018 262 219 33 10
3132 I used 5 jars of hair gel m'lady, which should enable you to slide down. 1.2021 0.03411 193 160 27 6
3133 Ow, Ow, Oww 1.2019 0.03391 208 174 26 8
3134 This is a bad hair day! 1.2018 0.03156 218 180 32 6
3135 Yeh, yeh, I know it’s romantic, but give me a break, that’s gonna hurt! 1.2018 0.03019 218 178 36 4
3136 Split ends? 1.2018 0.03351 218 183 26 9
3137 Allow us be thankful for Rogaine. 1.2018 0.03222 218 181 30 7
3138 Never mind your golden stair. Slide down my greased up cowlick and let’s blow this medieval pop stand. 1.2018 0.03222 218 181 30 7
3139 The Prince needeth to taketh careth of these split ends. 1.2018 0.03287 218 182 28 8
3140 I still can’t do anything with my hair! 1.2018 0.03361 223 188 25 10
3141 You've got split ends, but what's life without a gamble? 1.2018 0.03252 228 191 28 9
3142 Rapunzel, Rapunzel I've just solved the mystery Here's another example of revisionist history 1.2017 0.03147 233 194 31 8
3143 Prince,hney! I may be wrong, but it seems to me there is something definately wrong with this plan! 1.2017 0.03318 233 197 25 11
3144 But before, I was climbing up. Now you have to climb down. 1.2017 0.03147 233 194 31 8
3145 I heard you have a remedy for split ends 1.2017 0.03270 238 201 26 11
3146 I know you've been locked away for a while, but it's the #MeToo era. There's no way I'm pulling your hair that hard. 1.2017 0.03160 238 199 30 9
3147 Yes it's a combover. Yes it's REAL. No! It's not botched surgery. N0!! I did NOT attack Ivana. BECAUSE I LIKE ORANGE. 1.2017 0.03160 238 199 30 9
3148 Split ends won't be a problem for 1000 years. 1.2017 0.03215 238 200 28 10
3149 Dear Lady, I'm as sure as any knight can be that I am in possession of all my senses. Just hold on tight and I will pull you down. 1.2017 0.03160 238 199 30 9
3150 Who knew what psychokinesis and a little Viagra could do? 1.2017 0.03215 238 200 28 10
3151 What is it like living in phallic shaped tower? 1.2016 0.03062 243 202 33 8
3152 What? I take vitamins! 1.2016 0.02890 243 199 39 5
3153 Of course it's safe my dear Rapunzel, I use Aqua Net! 1.2016 0.03117 243 203 31 9
3154 I thought an alternative was in order after you said you were considering a pixie cut. 1.2015 0.02959 263 219 35 9
3155 Now that's what I call a real tether in my cap! 1.2010 0.03376 209 175 26 8
3156 I'm pretty sure it is only an updo 1.2010 0.03165 209 172 32 5
3157 Your ad on match.com said you were seeking long hair 1.2009 0.03324 214 179 27 8
3158 Because I thought it would be great for a caption. 1.2009 0.03520 219 187 20 12
3159 Now throw down the conditioner. 1.2009 0.03007 219 179 36 4
3160 Say it! 'Me too' 1.2009 0.03411 229 195 22 12
3161 You could climb up if you really wanted to. 1.2009 0.03239 229 192 28 9
3162 It might work out if you have spiked heels! 1.2009 0.03179 229 191 30 8
3163 Repunzel, Repunzel, let me borrow your brush! 1.2008 0.02975 239 197 36 6
3164 You didn't use conditioner 1.2008 0.03258 239 202 26 11
3165 If you want my hair extensions, you're going to have to do better than a pair of shoes. 1.2008 0.03203 239 201 28 10
3166 I'd rather pull you down than you pull me up. 1.2008 0.03034 239 198 34 7
3167 Would you mind if I took another quick peek at that feasibility study? 1.2008 0.02937 244 201 37 6
3168 Climb down already and don't worry about the lice! 1.2008 0.03212 244 206 27 11
3169 What can I say? My stylist is a real witch. 1.2008 0.02994 244 202 35 7
3170 See? My hair's gone erectile! 1.2008 0.02994 244 202 35 7
3171 Do you know how much I had toupee for this idea? 1.2008 0.03168 249 210 28 11
3172 Hey, this is the 21st Century, I think you can work with this. 1.2008 0.02956 249 206 36 7
3173 I thought you'd like some company. 1.2008 0.02901 249 205 38 6
3174 Look Rapunzel, no split ends! 1.2000 0.03080 240 200 32 8
3175 You can do it. Just climb down and we'll run away. 1.2000 0.02964 240 198 36 6
3176 It started with your brothers as a man bun triple-dare. 1.2000 0.03080 240 200 32 8
3177 Like it? 1.2000 0.03106 215 177 33 5
3178 It's not supposed to help you down; it's an emblem of my support. 1.2000 0.03106 230 191 32 7
3179 Watch out, it's slippery. 1.2000 0.03052 250 209 32 9
3180 Just make a man bun and let's get back to the fairy tale! 1.2000 0.03236 235 198 27 10
3181 OCD Mohawk. 1.2000 0.03003 235 194 35 6
3182 Moat?? You didn't say anything about a moat! 1.2000 0.03310 215 180 27 8
3183 Rapunzel, Rapunzel! What kind of product do you use to let your hair down? 1.2000 0.03022 240 199 34 7
3184 It’s this great new product I found! 1.2000 0.03122 235 196 31 8
3185 Next time Thou must use more Product! 1.2000 0.03003 235 194 35 6
3186 Repunzel, that’s not how you do it! 1.2000 0.03063 220 181 34 5
3187 No more climbing for me ...I'm getting a bit old for that sort of thing. You're younger; just pull me up, but mind the balcony. 1.2000 0.03063 220 181 34 5
3188 If you wind it around your bedpost you can slide down. Much more efficient. 1.2000 0.02999 250 208 34 8
3189 Aagh, my comb-over! 1.2000 0.03200 245 207 27 11
3190 And I thought I was having a bad hair day! 1.1992 0.02880 251 207 38 6
3191 It's stable: I use hair gel. 1.1992 0.02972 246 204 35 7
3192 Why don’t you come up? 1.1992 0.03068 241 201 32 8
3193 Combover out of control. 1.1992 0.03179 241 203 28 10
3194 Don't worry, I put a lot of hairspray on it. 1.1992 0.03011 241 200 34 7
3195 The optics of me saving you, not as shareable as you hoisting me up. 1.1992 0.02953 241 199 36 6
3196 Don't worry about your safety. I used windproof mousse. 1.1992 0.03334 236 201 23 12
3197 What’s so unequal about me bringing a ladder? 1.1992 0.03110 236 197 31 8
3198 Don't you guys have phones? 1.1992 0.02931 236 194 37 5
3199 Rapunzel, what did I say about using all my hair gel? 1.1992 0.03110 236 197 31 8
3200 All I use it coconut oil. I swear. 1.1991 0.03093 231 192 32 7
3201 You can do amazing things with Royal Crown hair dressing. 1.1991 0.03154 231 193 30 8
3202 Can you let your hair down instead? I have lice. 1.1991 0.03213 231 194 28 9
3203 Yes, it is a little dirty. I wash it every Tuesday. What day is today 1.1991 0.03032 231 191 34 6
3204 It took a lot of hair mousse. Is there any way we can split the cost? 1.1991 0.03154 231 193 30 8
3205 My comb over, finally, did a good thing. 1.1991 0.02943 226 185 37 4
3206 Please don't touch the hair, it was $300. 1.1991 0.03137 226 188 31 7
3207 More conditioner? 1.1991 0.02943 226 185 37 4
3208 Do you have any extra-hold hairspray? 1.1991 0.03246 221 185 28 8
3209 I promise. I'll never defy the law of gravity again. 1.1991 0.03050 221 182 34 5
3210 The Supercuts lady said something called #MeToo required I wait until we were equals. 1.1985 0.02966 267 224 33 10
3211 I’m serious. Poof, split ends: gone. And for only bag of gold, I can have a case of Lady Chambermaid's Magic Hair Soap (TM) delivered right to your castle. 1.1984 0.03281 252 216 22 14
3212 Its infused with Rapun-gel. Give it a try 1.1984 0.03133 252 213 28 11
3213 Any tips for managing split ends? 1.1983 0.03056 242 202 32 8
3214 Slide on down, Baby! 1.1983 0.03098 237 198 31 8
3215 Come on, do I really have to say it verbatim? 1.1983 0.03155 237 199 29 9
3216 What I really want to know is how you deal with split ends like these? 1.1983 0.03081 232 193 32 7
3217 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, I'll throw thee my man bun! 1.1983 0.03479 232 200 18 14
3218 Hold on to your hat! It's windy out here. 1.1982 0.03247 227 191 27 9
3219 Unfortunately, your new gel didn't take care of my split ends M'Lady. 1.1982 0.03186 227 190 29 8
3220 Quick, more hairspray! 1.1982 0.03216 217 181 29 7
3221 Bring your hair dryer, I had to swim the moat! 1.1982 0.03081 217 179 33 5
3222 What do you mean I always think about myself first?! 1.1982 0.03216 217 181 29 7
3223 I'm sure my slippers are in there somewhere! 1.1981 0.03333 212 178 26 8
3224 You misunderstood, Dear, I said I need a winch, a WINCH! 1.1981 0.03333 212 178 26 8
3225 Prince, prince, let up your hair so I may ride thy golden slide. 1.1981 0.03386 207 174 25 8
3226 Next time use shampoo for dry hair. this one is too silky to pull you up with. 1.1980 0.03062 202 165 34 3
3227 How did it all fit ubder that hat? 1.1977 0.03031 258 217 31 10
3228 Save me the I-prefer-short-hair speech. I know. You've had me by mine for years. 1.1976 0.02950 248 206 35 7
3229 You said you admired people with a Brazilian Blowout.. 1.1975 0.02931 243 201 36 6
3230 Your comb-over, such a let down. 1.1975 0.03254 238 202 25 11
3231 We'll snip and run. 1.1975 0.02969 238 197 35 6
3232 Is your mousse strong enough to hold my weight? 1.1974 0.03069 233 194 32 7
3233 Sorry, your hair is only 67th longest this time. 1.1974 0.03129 233 195 30 8
3234 Mmmm, coconut! 1.1974 0.03187 233 196 28 9
3235 It's this new mousse I'm trying. 1.1974 0.03187 233 196 28 9
3236 I watched you whip. Now watch me nay nay. 1.1974 0.03245 233 197 26 10
3237 babe... let's get tangled 1.1974 0.03112 228 190 31 7
3238 I grew it for me. You can’t have it. 1.1974 0.03234 228 192 27 9
3239 Quit looking for lice 1.1972 0.03203 218 182 29 7
3240 I'm so glad I didn't get a haircut! 1.1972 0.02927 218 178 37 3
3241 Fortunately for Rapunzel, the prince was both a hairdresser and a mason... 1.1972 0.03268 218 183 27 8
3242 That's mine. 1.1972 0.03251 213 178 28 7
3243 Viagra has grown on me." 1.1969 0.03020 259 218 31 10
3244 I'm gonna need five more minutes to get ready. 1.1969 0.02956 254 212 34 8
3245 What kind of mousse did you think I'd bring? 1.1967 0.03088 244 205 30 9
3246 ...then the King said, build a wall, build a wall around you...and the hair at the back of my neck...well you see what happened... 1.1967 0.03143 244 206 28 10
3247 Even fairy tales are fake. I need to escape! 1.1967 0.02920 244 202 36 6
3248 Don't worry i used extra jell. 1.1967 0.03074 239 200 31 8
3249 Does this mean it's over? 1.1967 0.03074 239 200 31 8
3250 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, this comb over is just for you! 1.1967 0.03074 239 200 31 8
3251 Did you use the gel I gave you? 1.1966 0.03057 234 195 32 7
3252 Rapunzel? With that name, I'll stay right here on the ground. 1.1966 0.03117 234 196 30 8
3253 Don't worry: it's pretty thick hair gel 1.1966 0.02997 234 194 34 6
3254 I was worried we’ve been stuck in a rut. 1.1966 0.03057 234 195 32 7
3255 It will hold, it’s only a hairline fracture! 1.1965 0.02973 229 189 35 5
3256 I figured you would be the one to come to for suggestions on getting rid of my split ends? 1.1965 0.02973 229 189 35 5
3257 Am I a prince? No, I just need your advise on split ends. 1.1965 0.03037 229 190 33 6
3258 I've heard corn rows work well 1.1965 0.03337 229 195 23 11
3259 I thought you'd liked long hair?! 1.1964 0.03206 224 188 28 8
3260 Me think there be something terribly wrong here! 1.1964 0.03206 224 188 28 8
3261 Just let go and free yourself. 1.1963 0.03123 219 182 31 6
3262 Hm, these split ends will cost you an extra 15% on top of my usual price 1.1963 0.03189 219 183 29 7
3263 There’s more than one way to skim a castle. 1.1963 0.03189 219 183 29 7
3264 It folds back down when I push this button. 1.1963 0.03123 219 182 31 6
3265 Rapdownzel, Rapdownzel, let up your hair. 1.1963 0.03442 219 187 21 11
3266 The lice is the worst part. 1.1963 0.03254 219 184 27 8
3267 I am so grounded. I was supposed to be home 10 years ago. 1.1963 0.03189 219 183 29 7
3268 I know I've made fun of you for your fear of scissors all these years, but you just gave me a fantastic idea. 1.1963 0.03189 219 183 29 7
3269 Apparently, my new extensions are equipped with a homing device.” 1.1963 0.03237 214 179 28 7
3270 With enough hair spray, you will be able to slide down into my arms. 1.1963 0.03304 214 180 26 8
3271 Pardon me! I know the clouds smell. But to make this hair ladder I had to eat the magic beans. 1.1962 0.03143 209 173 31 5
3272 ooh ooh lower lower 1.1962 0.03356 209 176 25 8
3273 Coincidentally, just a little something my new stylist came up with. 1.1962 0.03356 209 176 25 8
3274 Not sure about this gravity thing. 1.1962 0.02909 260 217 35 8
3275 Shinny down . 1.1961 0.02946 255 213 34 8
3276 It's either this egalitarian "golden stair" or a fashionable man bun. 1.1961 0.02839 255 211 38 6
3277 But that’s not all — act now and I’ll throw in a gallon of relaxer for free. 1.1961 0.02946 255 213 34 8
3278 I used to be the bass player for Whitesnake. 1.1961 0.03292 255 220 20 15
3279 Just got hit by lightning. 1.1960 0.03036 250 210 31 9
3280 Oh, you do seem to have a lot of split ends. 1.1958 0.03229 240 204 25 11
3281 Do you think this is taking the women’s movement a little too far? 1.1958 0.02946 240 199 35 6
3282 Do you like my hat? 1.1957 0.03275 235 200 24 11
3283 Throw me down my golf cleats. 1.1957 0.03266 230 195 25 10
3284 It's kind of a hair gel. By the way, I was thinking about you .. a lot! 1.1956 0.02782 271 225 39 7
3285 I told you my man bun was a good fashion choice 1.1956 0.03193 225 189 28 8
3286 Now that is too much hairspray! 1.1956 0.03375 225 192 22 11
3287 Bet you’re glad you met a guy from Vegas... 1.1956 0.03193 225 189 28 8
3288 Thank God for the updo!! 1.1956 0.02866 225 184 38 3
3289 I am the Trump hairier. He promised that his plan will not let you down. 1.1956 0.03193 225 189 28 8
3290 Romeo, I told you not to come around anymore until you cut your hair. 1.1955 0.03042 220 182 33 5
3291 Of course my hair will support your weight. It's infused with plaster and reinforced with rebar. 1.1955 0.03304 220 186 25 9
3292 The shampoo bills are driving me nuts 1.1955 0.03366 220 187 23 10
3293 Now You... 1.1953 0.03085 215 178 32 5
3294 I am trying a new conditioner 1.1953 0.02829 256 212 38 6
3295 Looks like we’re gonna need to call Fairy LiceMothers 1.1952 0.03202 210 175 29 6
3296 So enough about your split ends 1.1952 0.02863 251 208 37 6
3297 Who on earth is the casting director for this movie? 1.1951 0.03251 205 171 28 6
3298 This man bun is a two-person job. 1.1950 0.02935 241 200 35 6
3299 Wait! Does Trump know WonderWoman and Superman are illegal aliens? 1.1949 0.03092 236 198 30 8
3300 Trust me Climb down 1.1949 0.03033 236 197 32 7
3301 Sorry, I ran out of hair spray. 1.1949 0.02912 236 195 36 5
3302 Are you sure you used extra strengthening conditioner?! My life is on the line. 1.1949 0.02869 272 228 35 9
3303 Its So Hard! 1.1948 0.03135 231 194 29 8
3304 I should have used more hairspray 1.1946 0.02925 257 215 34 8
3305 Yes, 3 gallons of hair gel a day. It's faster than a ladder. Do you want your bread delivery or not? 1.1944 0.03072 216 179 32 5
3306 I’m afraid I have some bad news- you have split ends, I need to cut... 1.1944 0.02961 252 211 33 8
3307 The directions on the box said 7 minutes for 'al dente,' but I think I undercooked it! 1.1944 0.03405 216 184 22 10
3308 Hang on, let me get some more hair gel. 1.1942 0.02982 242 202 33 7
3309 But it's extra hold! 1.1942 0.02982 242 202 33 7
3310 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair . . . no wait, something's amiss. Where's my copy of The Brothers Grimm? 1.1941 0.03080 237 199 30 8
3311 Can I spend the night? It’s really long and stiff. 1.1941 0.03080 237 199 30 8
3312 Rapwinkle...let up your hair.. 1.1940 0.02938 232 192 35 5
3313 What do you think? Do the ends need trimming? 1.1940 0.03182 232 196 27 9
3314 Rapunzel! Rapuzel! Let go my long hair! 1.1938 0.02977 227 188 34 5
3315 I prefer that you can lift and clean, and not jerk. 1.1938 0.03228 227 192 26 9
3316 I know. Split ends are a total drag. 1.1938 0.02755 258 213 40 5
3317 Hey Donald, I am having a hairy time finding your tax return. 1.1937 0.03399 222 190 21 11
3318 It adds volume and bounciness without taking away the color. 1.1937 0.03150 222 186 29 7
3319 Babe, check it out. Merlin did my hair! He says I'm all ready for the 1980's. 1.1937 0.03084 222 185 31 6
3320 Who wrote this Backwards screen play? 1.1937 0.03055 253 214 29 10
3321 I imagine that right now, you're feeling a bit like Alice. Hmmm? Tumbling down the rabbit hole? 1.1935 0.03128 217 181 30 6
3322 It’s the only way up 1.1935 0.02877 248 206 36 6
3323 Codependant if you need me to be! 1.1935 0.03196 217 182 28 7
3324 Someone said to use peanut butter to get out. Whatever that is. 1.1935 0.03196 217 182 28 7
3325 I told you it was just a stick, now pull me back up! 1.1934 0.03192 243 207 25 11
3326 ‘It’s 2018, time to let my hair up.’ 1.1934 0.03312 212 179 25 8
3327 I like change 1.1933 0.02890 238 197 36 5
3328 Repunzel this is not a fairy tail!! Pull me up quick the flood is heading this way. 1.1933 0.02951 238 198 34 6
3329 Pick the nits out of your own royal hair 1.1933 0.03126 238 201 28 9
3330 That new hemp based conditioner gives it body. 1.1933 0.02951 238 198 34 6
3331 I think you have lice 1.1932 0.03294 207 174 26 7
3332 I don’t think this gravity thing will work in my favor. 1.1932 0.03434 207 176 22 9
3333 Now jump and I'll catch you! 1.1931 0.03111 233 196 29 8
3334 I'd say you need a good moisturizer. 1.1931 0.02927 233 193 35 5
3335 My mom thinks "it's just a phase." 1.1930 0.03155 228 192 28 8
3336 I'm thinking of letting my hair down, today, Milady 1.1930 0.02763 228 186 40 2
3337 In this version of the myth, my back hurts and you slide down!” 1.1930 0.02899 228 188 36 4
3338 Sorry. I couldn’t find any firm hold gel. 1.1930 0.03155 228 192 28 8
3339 Sorry love, bad shoulder. 1.1930 0.03093 228 191 30 7
3340 Is it lice? 1.1930 0.03093 228 191 30 7
3341 The stylist said it will give extra hold, Rapunzel! 1.1929 0.02720 254 209 41 4
3342 I'm a big fan. 1.1928 0.03072 223 186 31 6
3343 Toss the gel or get a spell! 1.1928 0.03200 223 188 27 8
3344 How can my split ends be top of mind to you right now? 1.1928 0.03005 223 185 33 5
3345 YES! its still leaning to the right and whats a plumline 1.1928 0.03263 223 189 25 9
3346 I’m just not into roll playing! 1.1928 0.03137 223 187 29 7
3347 Merlin hated opposite day. 1.1928 0.02978 249 209 32 8
3348 Whadda you mean you can't slide down it! Women!! 1.1926 0.02960 244 204 33 7
3349 Look - I took a leap getting these hair extensions. Now it's your turn - leap. 1.1925 0.03017 213 176 33 4
3350 I used the strongest gel I could find! Slide down! 1.1925 0.03298 213 180 25 8
3351 I wish I could help you with your split ends. 1.1925 0.03161 213 178 29 6
3352 This is very embarrassing. I forgot a ladder and have face blindness. Are you sleeping beauty? 1.1925 0.03114 239 202 28 9
3353 It's an updo for men. 1.1925 0.02939 239 199 34 6
3354 By the way, Mrs. Newton just had her baby. His name is Isaac. Now, let’s see if we can get you down from there! 1.1925 0.02999 239 200 32 7
3355 Just take off the split ends and slide down. 1.1923 0.03099 234 197 29 8
3356 I’m a grower. 1.1923 0.03215 234 199 25 10
3357 Now you can raise me up to more than I can be. 1.1923 0.03327 234 201 21 12
3358 It's bound to be a bit greasy, shampoo hasn't been invented yet! 1.1923 0.03039 234 196 31 7
3359 Can you shinny down? 1.1923 0.03044 260 221 28 11
3360 Of course I don't know how the giant piece of gum on my forehead got there. 1.1923 0.03157 234 198 27 9
3361 The rabbit comes out of the hole, around the tree and back down. Just make sure you tie a strong knot! 1.1923 0.03099 234 197 29 8
3362 Well,I didn't set out to have a bad hair day. 1.1922 0.02982 255 215 31 9
3363 This hairspray is a real lifesaver. 1.1921 0.02954 229 190 34 5
3364 It's a new version of hairy-kari. 1.1921 0.03202 229 194 26 9
3365 I'm sorry, I just can't trust the quality of these "glue in" extensions. 1.1921 0.03202 229 194 26 9
3366 The Pretty as A Princess Hair Boutique: Now selling Tall, Grande, and Venti Treatments for all those Rapunzels out there. 1.1921 0.03142 229 193 28 8
3367 Are you sure your hair product will hold? 1.1921 0.03080 229 192 30 7
3368 What are these white specks? 1.1920 0.03073 250 212 28 10
3369 I think we need more mousse. 1.1920 0.03059 224 187 31 6
3370 No shoes inside and no front door has become very stressful dear, and I’m going bald! 1.1920 0.03124 224 188 29 7
3371 Seriously, conditioner would really help 1.1920 0.03187 224 189 27 8
3372 I find this new hairstyle of yours a bit grim and it has me repuzzled. 1.1918 0.02892 245 204 35 6
3373 Sorry about that, it's really windy today. 1.1918 0.03234 219 185 26 8
3374 The little blue pill saves the day! 1.1918 0.03299 219 186 24 9
3375 As a feminist and as your equal, I support your ability to pull me up by my hair! 1.1918 0.03169 219 184 28 7
3376 You have way to much gel in your hair. 1.1918 0.03299 219 186 24 9
3377 Apply thy conditioner. 1.1918 0.03234 219 185 26 8
3378 I read the story and I think it will wpork out better this way. 1.1918 0.03169 219 184 28 7
3379 It's Woodstock. You'll see what it's like when we get there. 1.1917 0.02868 240 199 36 5
3380 Don't worry, it's safe. I used a lot of hairspray. 1.1916 0.03147 214 179 29 6
3381 Coming soon: Rapunzel defies gravity 1.1916 0.03284 214 181 25 8
3382 Let down my long hair! 1.1916 0.03216 214 180 27 7
3383 Is this some kind of an awful joke! I said 'Let down YOUR hair'. What are you thinking?" 1.1915 0.03145 235 199 27 9
3384 I will deal with the dead ends while you put on those spiked shoes to climb up here. 1.1914 0.03265 209 176 26 7
3385 Let up my golden man-bun hair. 1.1913 0.02942 230 191 34 5
3386 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, that's all the hair spray I could afford. 1.1913 0.03190 230 195 26 9
3387 I wanted to be pulled up by my bootstraps, not my hair. 1.1912 0.03009 251 212 30 9
3388 I know I have dandruff. 1.1912 0.03062 251 213 28 10
3389 This is the last time, Rapunzel ... I've signed with the Yankees. 1.1911 0.03236 225 191 25 9
3390 Wait, stop, reverse that! 1.1911 0.02994 246 207 31 8
3391 You say you love me, but are you sure there isn't an ulterior motive?" 1.1911 0.02763 246 203 39 4
3392 My name is Leznupar. 1.1909 0.03221 220 186 26 8
3393 In this age of feminism and gender equality, Rapunzel, it is only fair that you use my heavily gelled hair to climb down. 1.1909 0.03347 220 188 22 10
3394 Remember when it was that short? 1.1909 0.02857 241 200 36 5
3395 I got it backwards, it's a great rope, but a terrible pillar. 1.1909 0.03145 241 205 26 10
3396 As you asked, I've shampooed and rinsed with lemon juice. Now will you pull me up? 1.1909 0.03033 241 203 30 8
3397 Please let it go. I have a hair ache. 1.1909 0.02976 241 202 32 7
3398 HAIR, HAIR! 1.1907 0.03269 215 182 25 8
3399 Yes, honey, your product recommendation did the trick. 1.1907 0.02918 215 177 35 3
3400 I had to I forgot your name. 1.1907 0.03335 215 183 23 9
3401 Which gel did you use? 1.1907 0.03132 236 200 27 9
3402 Female empowerment circa 1485 1.1907 0.03074 236 199 29 8
3403 Yes, Donald. My hair looks totally natural wrapped around your head. 1.1907 0.03011 257 218 29 10
3404 I've been growing it for charity but Mom's too sentimental to let me get it cut. 1.1907 0.02802 257 214 37 6
3405 Careful, it's only Propecia strength. 1.1905 0.03117 231 195 28 8
3406 Is it true you use gel? 1.1905 0.03177 231 196 26 9
3407 Some day I'll become president and take you away from all this. 1.1905 0.03251 210 177 26 7
3408 Can you send down your scissors? 1.1905 0.03117 231 195 28 8
3409 Queen Grimhilde gave me a bite of her little blue pill. 1.1905 0.02797 273 229 36 8
3410 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let my golden hair down, so I may go away and never see you again. 1.1903 0.03196 247 212 23 12
3411 Rapunzel, Rapunzel! Pull my hair in! 1.1903 0.02833 226 186 37 3
3412 This long enough? 1.1903 0.03161 226 191 27 8
3413 Moving in together makes sense with today's rental market. 1.1903 0.02969 226 188 33 5
3414 The (rapid) Descent of the Lock 1.1901 0.02847 242 201 36 5
3415 My wench, get thee a winch to pull me up by my long locks of hair. 1.1900 0.03009 221 184 32 5
3416 No one is going to save you if you keep splitting hair 1.1900 0.03009 221 184 32 5
3417 Not head lice ...just dried moose, plumper, and spray! 1.1900 0.03271 221 188 24 9
3418 I didn't want to wake you by using the stairs 1.1900 0.02940 221 183 34 4
3419 I'm against Trump's gender politics, but you gotta admit the hair comes in handy. 1.1899 0.03062 237 200 29 8
3420 Sorry for the hat hair. 1.1898 0.03120 216 181 29 6
3421 It might need a little more cement. 1.1897 0.03105 232 196 28 8
3422 Now start pulling - my counselor thinks a role reversal will teach me to share your pain. 1.1897 0.02982 232 194 32 6
3423 Is there a viagra for hair ? 1.1897 0.03164 232 197 26 9
3424 I was given the choice to upbraid but respectfully declined. 1.1897 0.02919 232 193 34 5
3425 I'm striving to be gender-neutral. 1.1896 0.03237 211 178 26 7
3426 Excuse me Rapunzel, but the protein diet you suggested really does work. 1.1894 0.03086 227 191 29 7
3427 I think you're pretty cute but you have very dry ends! 1.1893 0.02895 243 203 34 6
3428 Don’t judge me by my split ends, we can’t all be pampered princesses. 1.1891 0.02992 238 200 31 7
3429 I don't understand it. Jennifer Aniston was in the commercial. 1.1891 0.02932 238 199 33 6
3430 It didn’t happen overnight, but it did happen. 1.1891 0.03026 201 166 32 3
3431 We'll need to trim up to a foot to get rid of the split ends 1.1889 0.03175 217 183 27 7
3432 Todd...Todd...Let down your hair! It’s not a competition. 1.1888 0.03120 249 213 25 11
3433 You are 3 strands short ... it will never hold. 1.1887 0.03152 212 178 28 6
3434 You should try the new Head & Shoulders 1.1887 0.02793 265 222 36 7
3435 You are right, this gel stuff really works. 1.1886 0.03010 228 191 31 6
3436 Rapunzel’s plan to build empathy in her relationship with the Prince was not going well. 1.1886 0.03010 228 191 31 6
3437 Must be the new moon. Your hair is positively radiant. 1.1886 0.03073 228 192 29 7
3438 Just slide down, Rappy! 1.1885 0.02825 244 203 36 5
3439 You said "Give me a reason to say yes". Here it is. 1.1883 0.03039 239 202 29 8
3440 The liability waiver protects me if you fall. 1.1883 0.02980 239 201 31 7
3441 It's all human hair and it comes with a lifetime guarantee. 1.1883 0.03039 239 202 29 8
3442 Hey, your comb-over is greater than President Trump's! 1.1883 0.02860 239 199 35 5
3443 Hang on dearie while I pull you up! 1.1881 0.03249 202 170 26 6
3444 I could color just the tips. 1.1881 0.03228 218 185 25 8
3445 Hey, can I borrow your conditioner? 1.1881 0.03094 218 183 29 6
3446 It's for toupees… when my hair lets me down. 1.1880 0.03020 234 197 30 7
3447 But it’s my donation to the Trump campaign! 1.1880 0.03254 234 201 22 11
3448 Its 'Salvador Dali surrealist' meets 'patriarchy stereotype'. 1.1880 0.03080 234 198 28 8
3449 Drive down carefully and watch for those hairpins. 1.1880 0.03139 234 199 26 9
3450 Hey, what's up? 1.1880 0.03057 250 213 27 10
3451 Sorry, I may have miscalculated how far up you are. 1.1880 0.02895 250 210 33 7
3452 I cut my nails but had to let my hair slide. 1.1880 0.03057 250 213 27 10
3453 I still think styling gel wasn't the best solution to our problem. 1.1878 0.03209 213 180 26 7
3454 The stylist said not to wash it. 1.1878 0.03243 229 196 23 10
3455 See I told you the stones and Birkenstocks would help the chakra's in my hair realign. 1.1878 0.03243 229 196 23 10
3456 Now you just have to fashion a zip line out of the bed frame and — you know, you might have had a point in saying you should grow your hair out instead. 1.1878 0.03184 229 195 25 9
3457 Trade? 1.1878 0.03123 229 194 27 8
3458 You wanna come up? The view is great! 1.1878 0.03184 229 195 25 9
3459 Don't touch the hair! 1.1878 0.02931 245 206 32 7
3460 A younger, more chivalrous Donald Trump. 1.1878 0.02931 245 206 32 7
3461 I guess 'static' was a good online descriptor of your status. 1.1875 0.03104 224 189 28 7
3462 Now you tell me my conditioner is greasy. Just get me up there like we planned. 1.1875 0.03027 240 203 29 8
3463 I could share my conditioning secrets with you, Melania, but you wouldn’t understand. 1.1873 0.02873 267 226 32 9
3464 There are stages to hair setting lotion, give it a minute 1.1873 0.03045 251 214 27 10
3465 I used to be just like you 1.1872 0.03008 235 198 30 7
3466 Turn around' fair play. 1.1872 0.03081 219 184 29 6
3467 Thank you, I can never get all the tangles out. 1.1872 0.03081 219 184 29 6
3468 Honest. This wasn't caused by Viagra. 1.1870 0.02806 262 220 35 7
3469 Just be careful coming down. There's so much product in it it's incredibly brittle. 1.1870 0.02806 262 220 35 7
3470 I’m ready to come up if you let go of my hair! 1.1870 0.02857 262 221 33 8
3471 Girl, how do you not have any split ends?! 1.1870 0.02745 246 204 38 4
3472 It's strong enough, trust me! I hung from it for three days. 1.1870 0.02922 230 192 33 5
3473 This new inverse gravity has rewritten this fable. 1.1870 0.02922 230 192 33 5
3474 Do you think I need a haircut? 1.1869 0.03329 214 183 22 9
3475 Want to buy a hat? 1.1869 0.03459 214 185 18 11
3476 What conditioner do you use?" Your hair feels fabulous! 1.1869 0.03125 198 165 29 4
3477 Now climb down my sweet. 1.1869 0.03285 198 167 25 6
3478 Does this mean you don't want me back? 1.1867 0.03072 241 205 27 9
3479 So the last guy used a bad pick-up line? 1.1867 0.02958 241 203 31 7
3480 Your hair's to greasy, let's use mine. 1.1867 0.03072 241 205 27 9
3481 I know you suggested that I gather pieces of silk to build a ladder, but I thought this would be more efficient. 1.1867 0.02899 241 202 33 6
3482 So do you think I'm using the right conditioner? 1.1867 0.03091 225 190 28 7
3483 Yeah, I'm a little codependant! 1.1867 0.03155 225 191 26 8
3484 You're gonna have some split ends when your hair is twenty feet long. 1.1867 0.02960 225 188 32 5
3485 I bought this hat at Kmart for $7.99. 1.1865 0.02982 252 214 29 9
3486 Ye Olde Hair Cuttery...but they refused to give me the free shampoo." 1.1864 0.02874 236 197 34 5
3487 Yes you have hair lice. 1.1864 0.02996 236 199 30 7
3488 Let go my hair!! 1.1864 0.03172 236 202 24 10
3489 What would please you, Rapunzel? A bouffant or a pompadour? 1.1864 0.03114 236 201 26 9
3490 Do you like my bangs? 1.1864 0.02874 236 197 34 5
3491 how am I supposed to climb up? 1.1864 0.03172 236 202 24 10
3492 Romeo, Romeo...wherefore art thou...seriously!! 1.1864 0.03056 236 200 28 8
3493 OK. So the mousse isn't working. Let's try the hair gel. 1.1864 0.03056 236 200 28 8
3494 No, I think you need a fine-toothed broom! 1.1864 0.02930 220 183 33 4
3495 Now just slide down the hair gel. 1.1864 0.03328 220 189 21 10
3496 I figured it'd make you feel better while I thought of a plan. 1.1864 0.03000 220 184 31 5
3497 But if I don't keep it in a man-bun, it gets really unruly. 1.1863 0.03143 204 171 28 5
3498 you don't need to read the fine hair print 1.1862 0.02909 247 208 32 7
3499 You weren't supposed to be the one to jump! 1.1862 0.03074 247 211 26 10
3500 I’m trying out a new gel. 1.1862 0.02852 247 207 34 6
3501 Romeo,Romeo! What are you suggesting? 1.1862 0.02909 247 208 32 7
3502 It's called a perm. 1.1862 0.02734 247 205 38 4
3503 It’ll never work!!! 1.1861 0.02910 231 193 33 5
3504 Well, maybe if you let down your hair....and we braid them together, let me see, how would this work.... 1.1861 0.02845 231 192 35 4
3505 Can you give it some body so it won't fall flat? 1.1861 0.03098 231 196 27 8
3506 Do these ends justify the notice of intent? 1.1860 0.02946 242 204 31 7
3507 Tie my ear hair up and slide down. 1.1860 0.03004 242 205 29 8
3508 I got a hair thing too, Rep. 1.1858 0.03265 226 194 22 10
3509 Can you rescue these split ends? 1.1858 0.02881 226 188 34 4
3510 I'm kind of in a switched up situation here. 1.1858 0.02948 226 189 32 5
3511 I'd like to add you to my LinkedIn network 1.1857 0.02985 237 200 30 7
3512 It's the mousse 1.1857 0.03044 237 201 28 8
3513 I'm committed to #metoo. 1.1857 0.02985 237 200 30 7
3514 It's a new concept, I call it rapid transit. 1.1857 0.02924 237 199 32 6
3515 LEZNUPAR TEL OG FO YM RIAH 1.1857 0.03102 237 202 26 9
3516 I switched to a sulfate-free shampoo. 1.1855 0.02987 221 185 31 5
3517 I thought this was supposed to be easier. 1.1855 0.03187 221 188 25 8
3518 Repunzel, don’t pull my hair. 1.1855 0.03056 221 186 29 6
3519 I mean, you are stuck in a tower all day. You couldn't have done this? 1.1855 0.03056 221 186 29 6
3520 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, slide down my hair". "Oh, Charles, you're so hopeless" 1.1855 0.02899 248 209 32 7
3521 Comb overs never work! 1.1855 0.02842 248 208 34 6
3522 You have a home, means, and I believe in feminine equality. 1.1854 0.03129 205 172 28 5
3523 I really can't see any dandruff from up here.Switch positions with me. 1.1853 0.03086 232 197 27 8
3524 You say split-ends will cushion my fall? 1.1852 0.03235 216 184 24 8
3525 Although I appreciate your attempt to empathize...this is gross 1.1852 0.02935 243 205 31 7
3526 We can discuss my split ends later, after you throw down all your scrunchies. 1.1850 0.02853 254 214 33 7
3527 It’s this new strong hold pomade — pretty great, right!? 1.1850 0.02936 227 190 32 5
3528 Frankly, Fair Maid, I miss my pageboy. 1.1850 0.03191 227 194 24 9
3529 It’s a new gel. You’ll love it. 1.1849 0.02973 238 201 30 7
3530 I started using a new conditioner, what do you think? 1.1847 0.02654 249 206 40 3
3531 Shampoo, blow dry, and style! 1.1847 0.03109 222 188 27 7
3532 I swear I don't moisturize 1.1847 0.02975 222 186 31 5
3533 The Grimm tale of Leznupar! 1.1847 0.03043 222 187 29 6
3534 My love, you cannot be serious! Cooties? 1.1846 0.02963 260 222 28 10
3535 Fool! I told you just a dab of Cremo would do it but no, you used the entire bottle. 1.1845 0.02951 233 196 31 6
3536 It all came out when I came out. 1.1845 0.03133 233 199 25 9
3537 I thought I am the one who supposed to be up? 1.1845 0.03133 233 199 25 9
3538 How?...Did happen to catch the film "Something About Mary"? 1.1845 0.03192 233 200 23 10
3539 Great comb over. 1.1845 0.03074 233 198 27 8
3540 Three hours later..."dude I'm so sorry about the gum" 1.1844 0.03037 244 208 27 9
3541 Just make sure the suspenders are not attached to your underwear. 1.1842 0.03178 228 195 24 9
3542 More hairspray! 1.1841 0.02778 239 199 36 4
3543 Trying to help you escape has become a hair-raising experience! Rapunzel, Rapunzel, slide down my hair. 1.1840 0.02877 250 211 32 7
3544 Mega- hair extensions for the lady in waiting. 1.1840 0.03058 212 178 29 5
3545 On belay! 1.1839 0.03096 223 189 27 7
3546 Please? Your story inspired me but I added my own creative twist. It’s my only shot at fame. 1.1839 0.03161 223 190 25 8
3547 Get up here, I'm not getting trapped by myself. 1.1839 0.02963 223 187 31 5
3548 That's all I can spare. 1.1838 0.02727 272 229 36 7
3549 -There is not exactly the erection, then I've expected. 1.1837 0.03291 196 166 24 6
3550 Elevator or escalator; it's all good. 1.1837 0.02796 245 205 35 5
3551 What do you mean - lice? 1.1835 0.03207 218 186 24 8
3552 Shampoo? What's that? 1.1835 0.03272 218 187 22 9
3553 Don't forget the eggs 1.1835 0.03003 218 183 30 5
3554 Oh, letting your hair up! Let's party. 1.1834 0.02978 229 193 30 6
3555 Rapunzel, don't hesitate, it's a non-staining gel. 1.1834 0.03041 229 194 28 7
3556 Neutrogena. See What's Possible 1.1834 0.02846 229 191 34 4
3557 I told you not to get it in my hair! 1.1833 0.02891 240 202 32 6
3558 Whoever did your color owes you a makeover 1.1833 0.03009 240 204 28 8
3559 Find any lice yet? 1.1833 0.02867 251 212 32 7
3560 This way, no one can ever accuse me of taking advantage of you. That "ME TOO" movement is scary! 1.1833 0.02695 251 209 38 4
3561 Watch out for my weave 1.1831 0.03117 213 180 27 6
3562 She: See how it feels? He: Ow! OK, OK, I won't pull your hair anymore. 1.1830 0.03211 224 192 23 9
3563 Are you sure I put enough gel ? 1.1830 0.03084 224 190 27 7
3564 Sorry, Prince Charming had longer hair. 1.1830 0.03084 224 190 27 7
3565 How did I get entangled in that situation? 1.1830 0.02989 235 199 29 7
3566 Nice and easy. 1.1830 0.02865 235 197 33 5
3567 I tried the new conditioner you suggested. What do you think? 1.1829 0.02902 246 208 31 7
3568 Yeah, it IS super glue but work with me. Slide down and help me bend it into a bun. 1.1829 0.02712 257 215 37 5
3569 My name is Lesnuper. Why do you ask? 1.1827 0.03088 208 175 28 5
3570 I always pictured YOU at the bottom of a deep pit. 1.1826 0.03259 219 188 22 9
3571 Stop. I'll get a haircut, I promise." 1.1826 0.02990 219 184 30 5
3572 It’s not you, it’s my split ends. 1.1826 0.02990 219 184 30 5
3573 How do my ends look? 1.1826 0.03055 241 206 26 9
3574 What do you think, Perm or Afro? 1.1825 0.02965 252 215 28 9
3575 You know gravity is working against me, Rapunzel, or I would never use so much mousse! 1.1822 0.03071 225 191 27 7
3576 The dark witch prescribed eye of newt, net of Aqua, and Bumble of Bumble. 1.1822 0.03135 225 192 25 8
3577 I told you the hair transplant, extensions, Rogaine, and enough "product" would work. Wont you please come down now? 1.1822 0.03071 225 191 27 7
3578 It's just geometry. I use volume-boosting shampoo and area-reducing conditioner. 1.1822 0.03006 225 190 29 6
3579 Beam me up, Rapunzel. I'm tired of waiting. 1.1822 0.02916 236 199 31 6
3580 I wouldn't if I were you! 1.1822 0.02977 236 200 29 7
3581 Will you marry me? 1.1822 0.02854 236 198 33 5
3582 Get a good grip, I used a lot of conditioner. 1.1822 0.02724 236 196 37 3
3583 Just be careful with the split ends. 1.1822 0.03154 236 203 23 10
3584 I told you I should be going on top. 1.1818 0.03017 231 196 28 7
3585 This perm cost me a bundle, so I sure hope you'll say yes! 1.1818 0.02761 220 182 36 2
3586 Can you give me cornrows? Please? Come on! I know you know how to do it. No one's gonna find out. Just gimme cornrows, I wanna know what it's like. 1.1818 0.03017 231 196 28 7
3587 It's called pomade, not pomiracle... 1.1818 0.02922 264 226 28 10
3588 No, too much hair gel. Rescuers would slip 1.1818 0.03291 209 179 22 8
3589 Man! Man, that is one Isle of Man Bun. 1.1815 0.02824 248 209 33 6
3590 The pharmacist warned me it's just an Old Wives' tale, and I should take two a day. 1.1814 0.02843 237 199 33 5
3591 I think the Hair and Makeup Department gave me the extensions instead and I'm not mad. 1.1814 0.02966 237 201 29 7
3592 Did you realize how many split ends that you have? 1.1814 0.03184 226 194 23 9
3593 Just give it a good pull and I will be with a you 1.1814 0.03122 226 193 25 8
3594 Belay on! 1.1814 0.03270 204 174 23 7
3595 Trumpunzel, let up your hair! So I can climb down to your level ... 1.1814 0.03270 204 174 23 7
3596 Why can’t the combover have a time to shine. 1.1814 0.03415 204 176 19 9
3597 It's called sympathy hair. 1.1814 0.03041 204 171 29 4
3598 Get you a man who can do both. 1.1811 0.02943 254 217 28 9
3599 Got a block and tackle? 1.1810 0.02878 232 195 32 5
3600 Let me see if I grasp this, Ms. Rapunzel, you’d like to flip my house? 1.1810 0.03186 232 200 22 10
3601 Don't worry. It'll hold you-I've laced it with epoxy. Now climb down. We're going to MY place for once. 1.1810 0.03034 221 187 28 6
3602 There’s something about Rapunzel 1.1810 0.03277 210 180 22 8
3603 I'm in a bit of a hairy situation! 1.1807 0.02704 238 198 37 3
3604 Rapunzel! Good news: You're free!! Bad news: 1) if the hairspray doesn't hold, you fall on me and I die. Or 2), if the hairspray does hold, your weight breaks my neck and I die. I, Prince Shlemazel, so decree this day of freedom: "Shlepunzel Day!" 1.1806 0.03232 227 196 21 10
3605 By royal decree, all ingress and egress now require a second point of access. 1.1806 0.03046 227 193 27 7
3606 Want to slide down on my hair product? 1.1806 0.03046 227 193 27 7
3607 Shall we attempt to reverse our fate? 1.1806 0.03280 216 186 21 9
3608 My parents think you look like a hippie that's high on something. 1.1804 0.03296 194 165 23 6
3609 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, pull up my golden hair! 1.1804 0.02985 255 219 26 10
3610 It's called a prenup! 1.1803 0.03020 244 209 26 9
3611 I thought you were using the anti-dandruff shampoo. 1.1803 0.02847 244 206 32 6
3612 I prefer blondes 1.1803 0.02906 244 207 30 7
3613 Let me try your conditioner. My hair has too many split ends. 1.1803 0.03114 233 200 24 9
3614 '' i came here just for a haircut" 1.1803 0.03054 233 199 26 8
3615 It took me 18 years to get it this long. Just give it another 16 or so and someone can help you down. 1.1803 0.02931 233 197 30 6
3616 What's wrong with this picture ? 1.1802 0.03154 222 190 24 8
3617 Well, after you told me that the tower was rent controlled... 1.1801 0.02835 261 222 31 8
3618 It isn't working this way. How strong is your neck? 1.1799 0.02883 239 202 31 6
3619 Well...you see...uh...I just liked your look. 1.1799 0.02943 239 203 29 7
3620 We might have split ends. 1.1799 0.02821 239 201 33 5
3621 I’m not coming down, you comb first 1.1798 0.02969 228 193 29 6
3622 Don’t worry. I used all the hair spray and gel in the kingdom. 1.1798 0.03097 228 195 25 8
3623 I’d like it braided Rasta-style, please. 1.1798 0.03034 228 194 27 7
3624 Work that conditioner in real well, Murleen; I've got a lot of split ends. 1.1797 0.03064 217 184 27 6
3625 I'm here to build the rest of the castle. 1.1797 0.03132 217 185 25 7
3626 My bed-head is your savior. 1.1797 0.02760 256 216 34 6
3627 Like my hair extensions! 1.1796 0.02952 245 209 28 8
3628 Holy shit your ends are split. 1.1796 0.03008 245 210 26 9
3629 If you come down instead, you won’t have to worry about the white carpet! 1.1795 0.03161 234 202 22 10
3630 I understand that you like long hair! 1.1793 0.02735 251 211 35 5
3631 Just ignore the frayed ends... 1.1792 0.03107 212 180 26 6
3632 Don't worry, I used Brill Cream 1.1792 0.02810 240 202 33 5
3633 I can’t cut it quite yet, it takes a lot of hair to make a combover. 1.1792 0.03048 240 206 25 9
3634 Your carrier pigeon ate part of your instructions. Is there a problem? 1.1790 0.02825 229 192 33 4
3635 Your hair is structurally unsound 1.1790 0.02694 257 216 36 5
3636 How are the split ends looking? 1.1789 0.03249 190 161 24 5
3637 OK then, let's try the man bun flop. 1.1789 0.02980 218 184 29 5
3638 Let me see that plan you drew up. 1.1789 0.02706 246 206 36 4
3639 Look here Samson, I'm no Delilah when I come down 1.1787 0.02970 235 200 28 7
3640 I’ve been waiting for a strong wind. 1.1786 0.02997 224 190 28 6
3641 and I wasn't expecting a dunce! 1.1786 0.02839 252 214 31 7
3642 I used the best gel from the finest toads in the land, don't worry... 1.1786 0.02929 224 189 30 5
3643 Can I borrow a cup of detangler? 1.1786 0.02929 224 189 30 5
3644 Sorry, I failed physics 101........... 1.1786 0.02666 252 211 37 4
3645 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let up your hair. 1.1786 0.02860 224 188 32 4
3646 I used too much starch. 1.1784 0.02673 241 201 37 3
3647 The gel allows you to slide down. 1.1784 0.02920 241 205 29 7
3648 Well, it's stiff now, but I just don't think your hairspray can support my weight. 1.1784 0.02947 213 179 30 4
3649 I got the idea from my barista 1.1784 0.03165 213 182 24 7
3650 I'm sorry, what exactly did you think I was gonna toss you that high up? 1.1783 0.02813 230 193 33 4
3651 My stylist? Freddie Mercury at Lottamoussse did my fandango. 1.1783 0.02945 230 195 29 6
3652 Lice, lice and more lice! 1.1783 0.03072 230 197 25 8
3653 Don't be afraid, I sprayed it with 3 cans of Aqua-Net! 1.1781 0.02634 247 206 38 3
3654 Believe me, It's been a hell of a quest. 1.1781 0.02968 219 185 29 5
3655 It’s a fifteenpée. 1.1780 0.02896 236 200 30 6
3656 I need a haircut. 1.1779 0.02883 253 216 29 8
3657 It should be slick enough for you to slide on down! 1.1778 0.02631 225 186 38 1
3658 Bitch, get off my hair. 1.1777 0.03025 242 208 25 9
3659 My dearest Rapunzel, I warned you to translate our Grimm fairy tale verbatim! Let down YOUR hair! 1.1777 0.03406 197 170 19 8
3660 Wow! What was exactly the name of that horse shampoo? 1.1776 0.03080 214 182 26 6
3661 Even more hair gel?? 1.1776 0.02781 214 178 34 2
3662 Try cold water next time you shower. 1.1776 0.03220 214 184 22 8
3663 People said no one will dress up like Ace Ventura 800 years before the movie comes out but I showed them. 1.1773 0.03093 220 188 25 7
3664 Be sure to get all the nits out, too. 1.1773 0.03025 220 187 27 6
3665 So, is it Rapunzel or Bridgette Jones that's fake fiction? 1.1773 0.03093 220 188 25 7
3666 Too much hair gel? 1.1772 0.02946 237 202 28 7
3667 I used a lot of hair goo. 1.1772 0.03006 237 203 26 8
3668 Can rapeseed oil really take care of my split ends? 1.1772 0.02873 254 217 29 8
3669 No,not gaol. Gel! 1.1772 0.02705 254 214 35 5
3670 I realize it doesn't help you out, but I thought you were looking for someone who would flip the gender narrative. 1.1770 0.03125 209 178 25 6
3671 What is the Shampoo you are using? I think you got split ends. 1.1770 0.03125 209 178 25 6
3672 I do expect to be reimbursed for the hair gel 1.1770 0.03102 226 194 24 8
3673 Needs more hairspray before it will take my weight. 1.1770 0.03038 226 193 26 7
3674 I prefer "they / them / theirs." 1.1769 0.02828 260 222 30 8
3675 Our therapist did suggest I start helping out with the heavy lifting in this relationship. 1.1767 0.02847 215 180 32 3
3676 It's the version inspired by me-too. 1.1767 0.02995 215 182 28 5
3677 How do I get rid of the dandruff? 1.1767 0.03067 215 183 26 6
3678 I’’m nervous because I don’t think you use the same conditioner strength as I. 1.1767 0.02922 215 181 30 4
3679 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair fare. 1.1767 0.03108 232 200 23 9
3680 And thus the phrase, "Ladies First," was born. 1.1767 0.02908 249 213 28 8
3681 I would but I’m saving it for Locks of Love 1.1767 0.02963 249 214 26 9
3682 I SPENT MY LAST SHEKEL ON HAIR SPRAY! 1.1767 0.02908 249 213 28 8
3683 The role has changed my friend you, you give me your hair.​ 1.1765 0.03080 221 189 25 7
3684 Have you never heard of a male bun? 1.1765 0.02752 255 216 33 6
3685 Sir Walter, when did you join the Whig Party? 1.1765 0.03080 221 189 25 7
3686 Help. I have split ends. 1.1762 0.02945 244 209 27 8
3687 Rogaine, Rogaine, let down your shears. 1.1762 0.02893 227 192 30 5
3688 If I can climb down your hair, it’s totally safe to climb down mine! 1.1762 0.03025 227 194 26 7
3689 There was an explosion at the Aquanet factory. Can you help? 1.1762 0.02893 227 192 30 5
3690 Yes, I'm an equal opportunity lover! 1.1762 0.03025 227 194 26 7
3691 I used hair gel. Now try. 1.1762 0.03183 210 180 23 7
3692 I wanted to show you how woke I am 1.1760 0.02846 233 197 31 5
3693 I discovered hair gel and thought I'd be a gentleman 1.1760 0.02910 233 198 29 6
3694 The trick is pig's grease, lots! 1.1760 0.03095 233 201 23 9
3695 Lesnupar is the name and not only am I the owner I am a member. Hair ladders for them. 1.1759 0.03192 216 186 22 8
3696 You must have gotten the hard to hold gel. 1.1759 0.03058 199 168 27 4
3697 I swear I don't have lice. 1.1758 0.02686 256 216 35 5
3698 Beam me up, Scotty. 1.1757 0.02924 239 204 28 7
3699 Rapunzel, Rapunzel! What do you think of my my new updo? 1.1757 0.02983 239 205 26 8
3700 You could if I used hair spray.... 1.1757 0.02983 239 205 26 8
3701 Yes, this WILL work - so long as you don’t let go. 1.1757 0.02931 222 188 29 5
3702 Donaldo, Donaldo, what did you want my golden hair for? 1.1755 0.02876 245 209 29 7
3703 I love you more than my man bun. 1.1754 0.02882 228 193 30 5
3704 Dad, it's not this hard for mom to do my hair. 1.1754 0.03013 228 195 26 7
3705 so THIS is what a feminist looks like? 1.1754 0.02866 268 231 27 10
3706 Repunzel, Repunzel, I need to borrow your shampoo. 1.1754 0.03024 211 179 27 5
3707 Is there a bird caught up in there? 1.1753 0.02831 251 214 30 7
3708 If you must know, it's from an old Blarney Stone accident. 1.1753 0.03187 194 165 24 5
3709 I told you not to use so much styling gel. 1.1752 0.03023 234 201 25 8
3710 Things will get even more hairy if you don't step on it. 1.1752 0.02961 234 200 27 7
3711 Is this a “leave your shoes at the nonexistent door” tower? 1.1751 0.03041 217 185 26 6
3712 Your hair's got really bad split ends. 1.1750 0.02912 240 205 28 7
3713 Yes, I use Dove Hair Care for Men. 1.1750 0.02972 240 206 26 8
3714 Juliet, if I trim my pony tail to make a man-bun, you could braid the remainder into an escape rope." 1.1750 0.02790 240 203 32 5
3715 Ever have a bad hair day? 1.1749 0.03120 223 192 23 8
3716 Pardon my lady, you may recall it has been a fortnight apart. 1.1749 0.03054 223 191 25 7
3717 I kind of went overboard after that botched scalp reduction surgery. 1.1748 0.02923 246 211 27 8
3718 Rapunzil just grab the hair and jump...I’m getting a headache! 1.1748 0.02865 246 210 29 7
3719 I might as well braid this while I'm stuck up here. 1.1748 0.02865 246 210 29 7
3720 I can't believe it's a dandruff shampoo! 1.1748 0.03143 206 176 24 6
3721 And, exactly how long did it take you to grow this? 1.1747 0.03001 229 196 26 7
3722 Rapunzel! Thou shalt smeagan thine luscious locks." Having been trapped in a tower all her life, Rapunzel didn't understand and could only admire the smell of the almond Head & Shoulders he used 1.1745 0.03243 235 206 17 12
3723 Two people try to use the famously effective tower traversal method of climbing a woman's extremely long hair, but—in an unexpected twist–the woman is the one on the ground, foilng their otherwise-realistic plan...to humorous effect! 1.1743 0.02957 218 185 28 5
3724 I don't think that's how phrenology works. 1.1743 0.02901 241 206 28 7
3725 This is the last time we sit through a sales pitch for a timeshare, sight unseen, Rapunzel. 1.1741 0.02766 224 188 33 3
3726 NtMy pharmacist thinks its the combination of steroids for joint pains and Rogaine. 1.1741 0.02837 224 189 31 4
3727 Come away with mr! My name is Prince Rogaine. 1.1741 0.02907 224 190 29 5
3728 Hey easy! I'm just like Donald Trump-this is my real hair.!" 1.1741 0.03042 224 192 25 7
3729 Realm rents are impossible. We're gonna have to live at your place for awhile. 1.1741 0.02975 224 191 27 6
3730 Not another thing about being stuck in the '80s ever again. 1.1739 0.02924 230 196 28 6
3731 See, I told you, no gray hairs" 1.1739 0.02924 230 196 28 6
3732 I don't have lice, I promise. 1.1739 0.02924 230 196 28 6
3733 You use the president’s barber?” Tatia 1.1739 0.02859 230 195 30 5
3734 Can you not love an acrophobic? 1.1739 0.02792 230 194 32 4
3735 I prefer someone with blond hair. No offense 1.1739 0.02754 253 215 32 6
3736 Truth to the jingle: "Brylcreem — A Little Dab'll Do Ya! Brylcreem — You'll look so debonair. Brylcreem — The gals'll all pursue ya; they'll love to run their fingers through your hair!" 1.1737 0.02813 236 200 31 5
3737 Do you really miss me that much? 1.1737 0.02938 236 202 27 7
3738 Don't worry, I used a ton of mousse. 1.1737 0.02876 236 201 29 6
3739 Oh Rapunzel - Rapunzel, Let me climb up! 1.1737 0.03058 236 204 23 9
3740 I'm NOT coming down until I get that lice out from the last century! 1.1737 0.02876 236 201 29 6
3741 Screw tradition. I'm saying we can copyright this and maybe get royalties. 1.1737 0.03142 213 183 23 7
3742 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, less product, , please!! 1.1737 0.03070 213 182 25 6
3743 Like I said, this just wasn’t the time to insist on ladies first! 1.1736 0.03006 242 209 24 9
3744 I used the non-cheap extra firm hold spray, just slide down Stephanie!!! 1.1735 0.02945 219 186 28 5
3745 I sprayed it with liquid starch, so you can slip right on down. 1.1734 0.02604 248 208 37 3
3746 Just give me 2 minutes, I need to do my hair 1.1734 0.02844 248 212 29 7
3747 Wait till Locks of Love catches sight of you! 1.1733 0.02826 225 190 31 4
3748 Get it stiff quickly 1.1732 0.02977 231 198 26 7
3749 Then how about your golden brassiere instead? 1.1732 0.02847 231 196 30 5
3750 You’d better use my hair to climb up; you have split ends.. 1.1731 0.03115 208 178 24 6
3751 Jealous of my jell? 1.1731 0.03188 208 179 22 7
3752 I know, I should use a conditioner. 1.1731 0.02962 208 176 28 4
3753 Rapunzel, can you tie a true lover's knot? 1.1730 0.02671 237 199 35 3
3754 I got up at 6 a.m. Of course I'm woke. 1.1729 0.02820 266 229 28 9
3755 My name is Hillary. Lock me up. 1.1729 0.03057 214 183 25 6
3756 Now watch me nae nae 1.1728 0.02879 243 208 28 7
3757 My brother is Grimm. 1.1727 0.03071 220 189 24 7
3758 Could you please stop tossing your hair about; I can jump the distance. 1.1726 0.03081 226 195 23 8
3759 I thought I was supposed to climb up. 1.1726 0.02883 226 192 29 5
3760 It'll have to do--hairspray is expensive! 1.1726 0.02814 226 191 31 4
3761 ...and Now, "Feminism in Fables" 1.1726 0.02951 226 193 27 6
3762 «Be careful, It’s still a little damp from the lice treatment. » 1.1726 0.03144 226 196 21 9
3763 Pull harder! The curtain opens in ten! 1.1726 0.03017 226 194 25 7
3764 Got a winch? 1.1725 0.02951 255 221 24 10
3765 I thought what I really want is you out of there, so... 1.1724 0.02701 232 195 34 3
3766 What are split ends? 1.1724 0.02801 261 224 29 8
3767 I hope this rescue is worth my hair 1.1724 0.02801 261 224 29 8
3768 I don’t really like it out here anymore. Pull me up? 1.1724 0.03027 232 200 24 8
3769 I thought you could maybe swing down if it was long enough. 1.1723 0.03092 238 207 21 10
3770 It’s the economy, stupid. 1.1722 0.03101 209 179 24 6
3771 I know it's a mess. Ever since Bendels closed I've been at a loss. 1.1722 0.02870 209 176 30 3
3772 New Haircut? 1.1721 0.02926 244 210 26 8
3773 dandruff!? 1.1721 0.02868 244 209 28 7
3774 Today’s forecast is for partly cloudy skies with winds from the west gusting to 16 kilometers per hour. 1.1721 0.03148 244 214 18 12
3775 Told you not to use moisturizer. 1.1721 0.02748 244 207 32 5
3776 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down ... Oh, fuhgeddaboudit!" 1.1721 0.03115 215 185 23 7
3777 Tell the dry cleaner I need it back by Tuesday. 1.1721 0.02822 215 181 31 3
3778 I said "Part it". 1.1721 0.03115 215 185 23 7
3779 I feel we're ready for the ups and downs of a life together 1.1720 0.02647 250 211 35 4
3780 Rapurel's gone for the day. I am Salome,the royal hairdresser and have I got a "do" for you! 1.1720 0.02934 250 216 25 9
3781 Rogaine works, darling. 1.1719 0.02920 221 188 28 5
3782 If you use a strong hairspray, you could slide down. 1.1719 0.02920 221 188 28 5
3783 Connect the end of your hair to mine and let's see if they glow! 1.1719 0.02940 256 222 24 10
3784 If you cut it close, I can use it for a weaving. 1.1719 0.02888 256 221 26 9
3785 Rapunzel, Rapunzel behold my awesome updo! Carl Scheidenhelm, San Francisco 1.1718 0.02732 227 191 33 3
3786 Don Jr. said it would hold up anything! 1.1718 0.03068 227 196 23 8
3787 Thank goodness you brought the LARGE tube of hair gel. 1.1718 0.03068 227 196 23 8
3788 I am hair for you. There is no need to drop your locks. 1.1718 0.02894 262 227 25 10
3789 It's a hairy situation, milady, from any angle...Wait a minute! 1.1717 0.03015 233 201 24 8
3790 Be careful, Darling, to make this hair took three years and 25 pounds of product. 1.1717 0.02825 233 198 30 5
3791 Trumped up hair and daughter-princess in my tower; I’m ready to be king. 1.1716 0.03146 204 175 23 6
3792 Helga, it was nice to meet you but I've really gotta go now 1.1715 0.02780 239 203 31 5
3793 Thank you for understanding, my scalp really needs a break. Can I pull up? 1.1715 0.03023 239 207 23 9
3794 I use to have hair like this, but then I cut it. 1.1715 0.02964 239 206 25 8
3795 ' Yeah, this mousse makes my hair kind of dry. 1.1715 0.02964 239 206 25 8
3796 Nits, nits, only look for nits. 1.1715 0.03137 239 209 19 11
3797 Prince Elmer had escaped the attic, where for so many years his parents had kept him, and now went forth to seek the fabled, towered Princess, as well. 1.1715 0.02904 239 205 27 7
3798 Honey, you can't push a string and you can't climb down on my up do! 1.1714 0.03087 210 180 24 6
3799 The moroccan oil makes it soft yet strong 1.1714 0.02972 245 212 24 9
3800 So what is your plan for getting down? This hair thing is a one-way street. 1.1714 0.02798 245 209 30 6
3801 So it's true that in this New Zealand of yours some things are upside down! 1.1713 0.02959 216 184 27 5
3802 You didn't tell me you dyed your hair. 1.1713 0.02959 216 184 27 5
3803 Glad that I didn't opt for the man bun...... 1.1711 0.02992 228 196 25 7
3804 Look at these split ends! Boys don't know anything about conditioning. 1.1711 0.02791 228 193 31 4
3805 I'm considering to put it in a bun. 1.1710 0.02689 269 230 32 7
3806 Which way to the barber? 1.1709 0.02680 234 197 34 3
3807 They said you are an expert on head lice. 1.1709 0.02941 234 201 26 7
3808 Are you sure it will hold me ? 1.1709 0.02814 234 199 30 5
3809 I can’t pull you up. You are too heavy. 1.1709 0.02748 234 198 32 4
3810 Ah! Come on. Now I have to do my nails. 1.1708 0.02832 240 205 29 6
3811 My sincere Apologies for the dandruff . 1.1708 0.02769 240 204 31 5
3812 You need a lifeline. 1.1708 0.02893 240 206 27 7
3813 can you braid it like Bo Derek in the movie 10 1.1708 0.02893 240 206 27 7
3814 Only a prince with blonde highlights could rescue the beauty queen 1.1707 0.02727 246 209 32 5
3815 Hurry up! Trump is coming. 1.1706 0.02745 252 215 31 6
3816 Your hair! Your hair! 1.1706 0.03074 211 181 24 6
3817 Do you think it's the shampoo I'm using? 1.1706 0.03074 211 181 24 6
3818 Rapunzel will you pull out the grey hair I just found? 1.1706 0.03286 211 184 18 9
3819 It's lice again. Don't worry, I'll grow it back. 1.1704 0.03032 223 192 24 7
3820 Now, just a quick whipping motion, and maybe the bat will fly out. 1.1704 0.03032 223 192 24 7
3821 Less Mousse. 1.1704 0.02965 223 191 26 6
3822 You get what you pay for 1.1704 0.02965 223 191 26 6
3823 I'll be back home soon with the groceries! 1.1704 0.03163 223 194 20 9
3824 whoa how'd that get all the way up there. that's wack. 1.1704 0.02965 223 191 26 6
3825 How’s it work? Really? 1.1703 0.02915 229 196 27 6
3826 It's Maybelline. 1.1703 0.03043 229 198 23 8
3827 are you certain you want in here?? 1.1703 0.03106 229 199 21 9
3828 So, um... my rent is past overdue, is it cool if I stay with you? I promise I'll be out by a week or two. 1.1702 0.03051 235 204 22 9
3829 See, the roots are NOT gray. 1.1697 0.02861 218 185 29 4
3830 I grew it for you to pull me up and you check for lice? 1.1696 0.03085 224 194 22 8
3831 Rappelzel Rappelzel, let up your hair! 1.1696 0.02968 230 198 25 7
3832 The stylist said the winch rope look was all the rage. I did it for you. 1.1696 0.02837 230 196 29 5
3833 Shucks, the irony of a modern day Brothers Grimm 1.1695 0.02918 236 203 26 7
3834 Dove doesn't give you wings, Red Bull does. 1.1695 0.02918 236 203 26 7
3835 This is not supposed to be a competition. You're down and I'm up. 1.1694 0.02748 242 206 31 5
3836 I guess a blue weave will do. 1.1694 0.02748 242 206 31 5
3837 Hey! It may not be perfect, but it was yours! 1.1694 0.02767 248 212 30 6
3838 Split ends. You change your shampoo. 1.1693 0.02782 254 218 29 7
3839 Hop on. It’s safe. I coated it with Brylcream. 1.1692 0.03085 201 172 24 5
3840 You and your anti-gravity machine!@! 1.1690 0.02898 213 181 28 4
3841 Rapunzel, I would gladly give all that I have if I could find a good barber? 1.1690 0.03189 213 185 20 8
3842 I have been told I have dyslexia! 1.1689 0.02849 219 186 29 4
3843 Is this really the reboot we need right now? 1.1689 0.02992 219 188 25 6
3844 Someone's getting wigged out! 1.1689 0.02992 219 188 25 6
3845 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, May I have my hair back? 1.1689 0.02922 219 187 27 5
3846 With the amount gel in my hair you'll need to wear trousers to get some grip, we can sort out the split ends later 1.1689 0.02731 225 190 32 3
3847 Do you believe in reverse-role marriages? 1.1689 0.02941 225 193 26 6
3848 I heard you were having a bad hair day so I came by to help. 1.1689 0.03073 225 195 22 8
3849 This hair would go for a fortune on the black market 1.1689 0.02941 225 193 26 6
3850 I hope you used the whole bottle of hair gel. 1.1688 0.02825 231 197 29 5
3851 The name's Belayzel 1.1688 0.02891 231 198 27 6
3852 Yes, I know you don't need me to, but I want to stand up for you." 1.1688 0.02781 237 202 30 5
3853 Donald, Donald, let up your long hair. 1.1687 0.02918 243 210 25 8
3854 Leznupar" by Hans Christian Anderso 1.1687 0.02859 243 209 27 7
3855 Trust me, your scalp will be fine! 1.1683 0.03164 208 180 21 7
3856 Normal is over rated. 1.1682 0.03105 214 185 22 7
3857 Climb down such coarse peasant hair! Prince Charmin my ass! 1.1682 0.02885 214 182 28 4
3858 Yeah, I know! He got the White House, but I get YOU! 1.1682 0.02909 220 188 27 5
3859 Don't tell me ,I'd know bed bugs anywhere. 1.1682 0.02763 220 186 31 3
3860 Prince: "My lady, thy prince hath come to rescue you!" Rapunzel: "I told you to get it cut already!" "Ugh, I've had it about up to here with you!" 1.1682 0.03049 220 190 23 7
3861 I told you hair gel and egg whites were a girl’s best friend. 1.1681 0.02861 226 193 28 5
3862 It didn't work out. He kept mansplaining. 1.1681 0.02929 226 194 26 6
3863 Thanks, Rapunzel ... I'll be back for the weekend. 1.1681 0.02944 232 200 25 7
3864 Gel or Mousse? 1.1681 0.02833 238 204 28 6
3865 There was a special on Brylcreem 1.1680 0.02789 244 209 29 6
3866 Our product reduces traction alopecia by 21%. 1.1680 0.02687 250 213 32 5
3867 Well, it worked for my mother, Rapunzel. 1.1680 0.02861 250 216 26 8
3868 Rapunzel, you have to keep out of my hair from now on 1.1680 0.02761 256 220 29 7
3869 'Tie it off! I have split ends!' 1.1680 0.02590 256 217 35 4
3870 so when are you going to let me up? 1.1674 0.03036 221 191 23 7
3871 What!? I get vertigo... 1.1674 0.02917 227 195 26 6
3872 I can't spell man-bun without U. 1.1674 0.03056 233 203 21 9
3873 Hurry up. I'm late for my black metal band practice. 1.1674 0.02994 233 202 23 8
3874 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, I've let up my hair @#me,too 1.1674 0.02868 233 200 27 6
3875 The hairdresser got wild with hairspray this time 1.1674 0.02932 233 201 25 7
3876 I know this is going to hurt, but it'll feel so good soon! 1.1674 0.02759 239 204 30 5
3877 I need to borrow your conditioner again. Another one fell this week. 1.1674 0.02759 239 204 30 5
3878 I just washed my hair and i can't do a thing with it . So, how things with you? 1.1674 0.02695 239 203 32 4
3879 I'm your biggest fan! 1.1674 0.02884 239 206 26 7
3880 Think positive, m'lady, I can't lose another bet to Sir Isaac! 1.1674 0.02944 239 207 24 8
3881 Now THAT is some gel Rodpunzel 1.1673 0.02717 245 209 31 5
3882 Oooooooooooooooooouch! 1.1673 0.02778 245 210 29 6
3883 I didn't mean the extension! 1.1667 0.03007 216 186 24 6
3884 i use ultra hardy hair styler.........its ok you can slide 1.1667 0.02686 258 221 31 6
3885 My, my! I can read a heir is coming! 1.1667 0.02686 258 221 31 6
3886 How are your biceps? 1.1667 0.02905 228 196 26 6
3887 Sorry, I couldn't find enough hair gel in the whole kingdom. 1.1667 0.02792 234 200 29 5
3888 Fighting dandruff is a lost cause 1.1667 0.02861 216 184 28 4
3889 Rapunzal, you got any Brillcream? 1.1667 0.02649 288 249 30 9
3890 You and I have vastly different definitions of ‘size queen.’ 1.1667 0.03155 222 194 19 9
3891 My wizard told me that opposites attract. 1.1667 0.02768 228 194 30 4
3892 A little off the top and we'll call it even, Steven. 1.1667 0.02895 252 219 24 9
3893 Not my type. 1.1667 0.02920 234 202 25 7
3894 That irascible Rapunzel... always trying to take 'party in the back' to new heights! 1.1667 0.02983 234 203 23 8
3895 Rapunzel! Rapunzel! Pull me up by my hair! The mid-term elections are getting crazy down here! 1.1667 0.02935 216 185 26 5
3896 It's not my fault -- Roles are being reverted in everything. 1.1660 0.02528 265 225 36 4
3897 It's volumizing. 1.1660 0.02773 253 218 28 7
3898 You don't happen to have a hair-straightener handy, by any chance? 1.1660 0.02716 253 217 30 6
3899 Does it pass quality control? 1.1660 0.02816 247 213 27 7
3900 I've helped detangle; now, use your dexterity to self-braid your hair." 1.1660 0.02816 247 213 27 7
3901 Where did you get these hair, wait, are these mine? 1.1660 0.03037 241 211 20 10
3902 The curtain matches the drapes. 1.1660 0.03037 241 211 20 10
3903 Please let it go, Princess Elsa 1.1660 0.02846 235 202 27 6
3904 I would never suggest returning to restrictive gender roles. But you could have done this without a single tube of gel. 1.1660 0.02909 235 203 25 7
3905 Early days of Pfizer 1.1660 0.02971 235 204 23 8
3906 I applied enough product that you should be good to go to slide down. 1.1660 0.02909 235 203 25 7
3907 It's not "Condition Rinse. Repeat?" 1.1659 0.02757 229 195 30 4
3908 The Grimm Brothers are thinking Michael Bay prequel: 'Hairforce One.' 1.1659 0.02826 229 196 28 5
3909 Is this what you do with all your suitors? 1.1659 0.02687 229 194 32 3
3910 My knight in shining dandruff 1.1659 0.02922 217 186 26 5
3911 nikslitselpmur 1.1659 0.03134 217 189 20 8
3912 Careful! You're looking at 20 years with no haircut! 1.1659 0.02737 211 178 31 2
3913 Can you just trim the dead ends? 1.1659 0.02974 211 181 25 5
3914 Are we clear? 1.1659 0.03107 205 177 22 6
3915 Honestly, don't you brush this? 1.1654 0.02735 266 230 28 8
3916 You've got some split ends 1.1654 0.02881 260 227 23 10
3917 Rapenzel, would you like to use my conditioner? 1.1654 0.02706 254 218 30 6
3918 Your hair, your hair! My kingdom for your hair! 1.1654 0.02706 254 218 30 6
3919 help me! I've fallen and I can't get up. 1.1653 0.02790 242 208 28 6
3920 Did you bring the hair spray? 1.1653 0.02728 242 207 30 5
3921 Rapunzel, I'm business up front - rescue in back!!! 1.1653 0.02910 242 210 24 8
3922 If you pull me up sire, then I can hand you your slippers.” 1.1653 0.02850 242 209 26 7
3923 This is certainly an upset! 1.1653 0.02770 236 202 29 5
3924 Please! Save me from this evil beast called society! 1.1653 0.03019 236 206 21 9
3925 I'm an equal opportunist 1.1653 0.02897 236 204 25 7
3926 Last minute plait twist, you just slide down my long hair. 1.1653 0.02770 236 202 29 5
3927 My friends called me Shorty until I started using a really strong hair gel. 1.1652 0.02814 230 197 28 5
3928 If you won't let down your hair I must let down mine. 1.1652 0.02814 230 197 28 5
3929 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, belay my hair. 1.1652 0.02746 230 196 30 4
3930 I'm trying a new gel. 1.1652 0.02746 230 196 30 4
3931 What IS your conditioner? 1.1652 0.02814 230 197 28 5
3932 Does this have something to do with #MeToo? 1.1652 0.02814 230 197 28 5
3933 Weren't we supposed to switch places? 1.1652 0.02643 224 189 33 2
3934 I told you I had a lot of split ends. 1.1652 0.02930 224 193 25 6
3935 Thought my bed head would come in handy this time. 1.1651 0.02982 218 188 24 6
3936 It's No-haircut-vember. 1.1651 0.02961 212 182 25 5
3937 Melania, I know that you'd thought you'd escape Trump Tower by climbing down my hair Rapunzel-style; but, one must do it this way: this is what happens when it and I become untethered. 1.1646 0.02899 243 211 24 8
3938 why you certainly are the heiress indeed 1.1646 0.02823 237 204 27 6
3939 Don't worry; it is just the prequel. 1.1645 0.02803 231 198 28 5
3940 Mom, did you turn off the gravity? 1.1645 0.02803 231 198 28 5
3941 My enchantress wanted a girl. 1.1645 0.03181 231 204 16 11
3942 If you'll help me up, we can talk about a new Group-Think I'm starting to call Feminism. 1.1644 0.03039 219 190 22 7
3943 Why yes, my name is Trump, but the hair isn’t really mine. 1.1643 0.03095 213 185 21 7
3944 My trichologist was able to enroll me in the anti-gravity cream trial. 1.1643 0.03001 207 178 24 5
3945 I play electric lute in a ye olde rock-a-billy band 1.1643 0.03079 207 179 22 6
3946 Which hair product do you use? 1.1641 0.02592 262 224 33 5
3947 Use my promo code and get $3.50 off your first purchase of SugarBearHair. 1.1641 0.02686 256 220 30 6
3948 You stopped answering my calls! 1.1640 0.02727 250 215 29 6
3949 Too much hair product! 1.1639 0.02644 244 208 32 4
3950 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let's do a lice check! 1.1639 0.02644 244 208 32 4
3951 I told you not to use hair conditioner! 1.1639 0.02748 238 204 29 5
3952 You can grab it. Isn't that real enough? 1.1639 0.02683 238 203 31 4
3953 If I wear it in an up-do, will you say "I do"? 1.1638 0.02724 232 198 30 4
3954 You could have at least washed up first! 1.1637 0.02838 226 194 27 5
3955 Hey Gwendolyn... how about doing the ropes at the gym for a change? 1.1637 0.02767 226 193 29 4
3956 Got any real robust hair spray? 1.1636 0.03160 220 193 18 9
3957 I give up. 1.1636 0.02812 220 188 28 4
3958 When we're married, I will trim it! 1.1636 0.02860 214 183 27 4
3959 I love you Prassila, I don’t care what anyone says. 1.1636 0.02782 214 182 29 3
3960 Yes, Prince, I know what you asked. I prefer it up. 1.1633 0.02596 251 214 33 4
3961 And on that day the great Rapunzel hair gel repel came to pass. 1.1633 0.02657 251 215 31 5
3962 The products you suggested have changed our game. 1.1633 0.02596 251 214 33 4
3963 The script is reversed, Jul 1.1632 0.02863 239 207 25 7
3964 Quick, before my barber sees us! 1.1631 0.02714 233 199 30 4
3965 I'm coming up, so you better get this party started! 1.1630 0.02894 227 196 25 6
3966 You can just slide down, Rap, Baby. 1.1630 0.02894 227 196 25 6
3967 Weird hair is the only funny physical feature that us, Trump males, are endowed with. Believe me! 1.1629 0.03080 221 193 20 8
3968 If you don’t let go we’re both going to die.. 1.1629 0.03013 221 192 22 7
3969 Don't worry. It's safe. I'd heard the Reps won the Mid-terms. 1.1628 0.02723 258 223 28 7
3970 These split ends are ludicrous! 1.1628 0.03138 215 188 19 8
3971 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, slide down my hair. We girls can't waste anymore time waiting, for our princes to eventually rescue us any longer. 1.1627 0.03051 209 181 22 6
3972 Hold on ! I'm checking for body. 1.1626 0.02807 246 213 26 7
3973 This is a hairy situation you've put me in Olivia! 1.1626 0.02807 246 213 26 7
3974 These split ends need to go before I’m pulling you up here. 1.1626 0.02864 203 173 27 3
3975 Why did you get a haircut? 1.1625 0.02852 240 208 25 7
3976 Of course it’s silky soft, just like yours. I’m telling ya, we market your dry shampoo as Rapunzel’s Hair Care, and the heck with the ladder. We’ll get you a full staircase. 1.1624 0.03002 197 169 24 4
3977 Don’t touch, the gel hasn’t set yet! 1.1624 0.02703 234 200 30 4
3978 The mistral is getting worse with climate change. 1.1622 0.02861 222 191 26 5
3979 Don't worry it's stiff with hairspray 1.1622 0.02931 222 192 24 6
3980 The hair gel was called "fire poll." Seemed like a good idea at the time. 1.1622 0.02861 222 191 26 5
3981 I'm running for Emperor and I'm trying to completely switch the tired old scenario. 1.1622 0.03067 222 194 20 8
3982 I got the strongest gel I could find. Will it work? 1.1619 0.02737 247 213 28 6
3983 I can't do a think with it. 1.1619 0.03112 210 183 20 7
3984 Don’t worry, I shampooed it this morning. 1.1618 0.02901 241 210 23 8
3985 Was the gel hard to work in 1.1618 0.02586 241 205 33 3
3986 They spin oil from it. We will be rich. 1.1618 0.03172 204 178 19 7
3987 Look, I've got my climbing shoes, and you don't need to check for head lice or dandruff. 1.1617 0.02692 235 201 30 4
3988 That new conditioner is just spectacular! 1.1617 0.02759 235 202 28 5
3989 It's full of secrets. 1.1617 0.02692 235 201 30 4
3990 I call it the lochness monster. 1.1617 0.02500 266 227 35 4
3991 This is the future liberals want. 1.1616 0.02936 229 199 23 7
3992 What's sticky? Have you ever seen There's something about Mary? 1.1616 0.02663 229 195 31 3
3993 I got the extra strong styling lotion. 1.1613 0.02970 217 188 23 6
3994 Slide Down, my love!! 1.1613 0.02786 248 215 26 7
3995 Heave ho. 1.1611 0.02871 211 181 26 4
3996 Ryder...Ryder. Let up your hair! 1.1610 0.02938 236 206 22 8
3997 Rapunzel! Rapunzel! Pull MY hair up...You have a bigger castle then me,I'll live happily ever after! 1.1610 0.02813 236 204 26 6
3998 It's the New Age Gel! 1.1610 0.02813 236 204 26 6
3999 Tics, headline, I don't know, just keep checking. I felt something. 1.1609 0.02925 230 200 23 7
4000 Try it-I got rid of the split ends. 1.1609 0.03052 230 202 19 9
4001 Do you use conditioner? 1.1609 0.02859 230 199 25 6
4002 Well, if you're not going to let own you hair, at least haul me up with mine, Rapzi! 1.1607 0.02837 224 193 26 5
4003 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, leggo my hair, so that I can meet Steve to share a beer! 1.1607 0.03042 224 196 20 8
4004 But *after* that, how are you going to untie it? 1.1607 0.02907 224 194 24 6
4005 Please. If there are lice, Mum's the word. 1.1606 0.02735 218 186 29 3
4006 Are you able to braid it into a climbing net? 1.1605 0.02567 243 207 33 3
4007 I do understand your skepticism, but I really feel the Viagra will work. 1.1605 0.02937 243 213 21 9
4008 I can't escape with these split ends! 1.1604 0.03011 212 184 22 6
4009 What do you mean you've never heard of Jedwood? 1.1604 0.02858 212 182 26 4
4010 If you pay me my weight in gold, I'll let you put a golden 'T' on your tower. And don't I have thee Most Wonderful hair?! 1.1603 0.02987 237 208 20 9
4011 I thought the discounted Groupon Brazilian blowout was too good to be true. 1.1603 0.02865 237 206 24 7
4012 Just a kiss my queen, I was in a big hair band in the 80's 1.1603 0.02671 237 203 30 4
4013 Listen, I know this isn't the time, but I think it's time you invest in some bouldering classes. 1.1602 0.02642 231 197 31 3
4014 ..and with each full price rescue, you get 25% off any of my SupaGel Hair Care products! 1.1600 0.02606 225 191 32 2
4015 I think it's here. Call the number again. 1.1600 0.02826 225 194 26 5
4016 We can use this to help build our wall. 1.1600 0.03094 225 198 18 9
4017 I spent a lot of money on this weave. It's unicorn hair. 1.1598 0.02622 244 209 31 4
4018 Get me out of here! 1.1598 0.02686 244 210 29 5
4019 Hey, for your information I haven't shampooed in eight months to get my hair this stiff so forget about my frizzes and climb down. 1.1598 0.02873 219 189 25 5
4020 This isn't what we agreed to do 30 years ago. 1.1595 0.03027 232 204 19 9
4021 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, my wet hair take ahold and slide down to freedom once it's frozen from cold! 1.1595 0.02769 232 200 27 5
4022 You need stronger product. 1.1593 0.02575 270 233 31 6
4023 What? I live in Williamsburg! 1.1592 0.03267 201 177 16 8
4024 If you can't do something with your hair I will! Would you like dreadlocks or bouffant? 1.1592 0.02675 245 211 29 5
4025 What Rumpelstiltskin overlooked was the hair-raising possibility that he might out-Rapunzel Rapunzel 1.1592 0.02857 245 214 23 8
4026 The gal who does my hair said she had this great new product. Do you think it's me? 1.1591 0.02932 220 191 23 6
4027 You need more hair shellack. 1.1590 0.02716 239 206 28 5
4028 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, there are no lice in my hair! 1.1589 0.02910 214 185 24 5
4029 My name? Rapunzo, but I might regret that soon. 1.1589 0.02755 214 183 28 3
4030 Thank you, Thank you. How did you know I just had my hair done? 1.1587 0.02962 208 180 23 5
4031 Come on, leznupaR! 1.1586 0.03004 227 199 20 8
4032 Yes, I know we both have split ends. 1.1586 0.02938 227 198 22 7
4033 Unfortunately the split ends are worse than I originally thought... 1.1584 0.02849 221 191 25 5
4034 This ain't it chief. 1.1583 0.02952 240 211 20 9
4035 I know this gender reversal thing feels odd...but my stylist told me this was the hardest styling gel I could use. You've got to trust me! 1.1583 0.02769 240 208 26 6
4036 You still want me up there, Rap? 1.1583 0.02831 240 209 24 7
4037 Can you help strengthen my roots? 1.1581 0.02743 215 184 28 3
4038 The directions say 'Shop till you drop' not 'Comb till you're home'! 1.1581 0.02971 215 187 22 6
4039 just call me Trupunzel. I have a lot to cover up so don't try to climb down 1.1581 0.02897 215 186 24 5
4040 Sorry but it looks like you have dandruff. 1.1579 0.02791 228 197 26 5
4041 It occurred to me several years ago when the bedhead hair wax was the thing. 1.1579 0.02649 228 195 30 3
4042 Art thee did impress? Pantene! 1.1579 0.02791 228 197 26 5
4043 I'm not sure this is what Shel meant when he said 'Falling Up.' 1.1579 0.02788 209 179 27 3
4044 This reminds me of that Brothers Farrelly play. 1.1577 0.02758 241 209 26 6
4045 Don’t come done on it. I just want to know if you think I need to wash it. 1.1577 0.02977 222 194 21 7
4046 I didn't want to take any short cuts in my rescue. 1.1574 0.02736 235 203 27 5
4047 Yes, it’s fake,but the synthetic fibers hold Handsome Princes far better than yours. 1.1574 0.02802 235 204 25 6
4048 Back in the day there was a guy with amazing hair that couldn’t get the girl! 1.1574 0.02569 216 183 32 1
4049 The golden slide is easier on the scalp than the golden stair. 1.1571 0.02935 210 182 23 5
4050 No. I didn’t bring hair gel. 1.1571 0.02562 261 225 31 5
4051 I wanted to be sure you were a Democrat. 1.1570 0.02809 242 211 24 7
4052 Hey, I think I left my hat in there. 1.1570 0.02809 242 211 24 7
4053 I’ll pick the old dame over this nonesense any day 1.1570 0.02896 223 194 23 6
4054 Once I'm down, you can get a haircut later. 1.1568 0.02659 236 203 29 4
4055 I got the idea watching Avatar. 1.1568 0.02855 236 206 23 7
4056 This would make a really great shirt for praying. 1.1566 0.02756 249 217 25 7
4057 I grew out my hair, mastered the hair flip and you did the catch. What’s next? 1.1565 0.02628 230 197 30 3
4058 Oh hair today, Guam tomorrow? 1.1565 0.02902 230 201 22 7
4059 I'm having it set in curls next week. 1.1564 0.02844 211 182 25 4
4060 Wow, Ben Stiller really outdid himself this time! 1.1564 0.02799 243 212 24 7
4061 Find your own tower, Lady. 1.1564 0.02737 243 211 26 6
4062 You could slide if you are driven to do more. 1.1562 0.02705 256 223 26 7
4063 I spend so much on mousse I can't afford to take you out. Any other ideas how to get down here? 1.1562 0.02405 256 218 36 2
4064 Rapunzel’s Guy, Rapunzel’s Guy, whip up your long hair! 1.1561 0.03131 205 180 18 7
4065 Love should not trump equal opportunity. 1.1560 0.02803 250 219 23 8
4066 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, won't you caress thy hair? Tell me if I am fit for the part, so I may replace you up there. 1.1558 0.02688 231 199 28 4
4067 I thought you told me it needed to grow out more! 1.1558 0.02544 231 197 32 2
4068 Now's your chance! Make a hair breadth escape! 1.1557 0.02664 244 211 28 5
4069 Ooh! Naughty boy! 1.1557 0.02831 212 183 25 4
4070 You didn't say you had a man bun. I am not sure how this is going to work. 1.1557 0.02985 212 185 21 6
4071 Clip it on, then I'll cut it off down here. 1.1557 0.02751 212 182 27 3
4072 It's no use, Mom, I'm eloping with Joe, the gardener, and he's just sharpened his newest pair of shears 1.1556 0.02638 257 223 28 6
4073 And so the story goes...or not. 1.1556 0.02940 225 197 21 7
4074 I did it just in case you decided to get a sassy bob cut. 1.1555 0.02769 238 207 25 6
4075 Please wash and blow dry 1.1554 0.02676 251 218 27 6
4076 The Dippity-Do was a keen idea! 1.1554 0.02554 251 216 31 4
4077 Been taking your vitamin E supplements I see. 1.1553 0.03040 206 180 20 6
4078 So, what do-est though think of my contempt for gravity now? 1.1552 0.02607 232 199 30 3
4079 Rapunzel, the tower barber, is nitpicking again: "what do you mean, you arent done, yet?" 1.1549 0.02645 226 194 29 3
4080 I've heard some bad things about Gwyneth and her site, but see for yourself... 1.1549 0.03059 226 200 17 9
4081 Rapunzel rapunzel let your hair up 1.1548 0.02758 239 208 25 6
4082 I think things look good for the long run. 1.1548 0.02666 252 219 27 6
4083 If you find too many split ends don’t crawl down! 1.1547 0.02582 265 230 29 6
4084 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let me down your hair. 1.1546 0.02699 207 177 28 2
4085 A quick trim and I will have these split-ends taken care of! 1.1542 0.02707 227 196 27 4
4086 Whaddya MEAN you already recycled the instruction manual???” 1.1542 0.02634 227 195 29 3
4087 It’s called a Grimm Comb Over. You twist and I’ll shout barefoot. 1.1542 0.02747 240 209 25 6
4088 Will someone be home if I come back on Thursday between 10-4? 1.1542 0.02683 240 208 27 5
4089 Yep, it is time to get a trim! 1.1538 0.02696 247 215 26 6
4090 Damn! My luck to get Trump's great-great-great, and truly marvelous, wonderful, brilliant, best-mind-ever, grandfather, Sir Combover. 1.1538 0.02896 221 193 22 6
4091 See, I have split ends. Toss your hair down and we'll see who needs the appointment more. 1.1535 0.02860 241 212 21 8
4092 Trumtpylocks meets Rapunzel: Quit pulling it, it took 3 hours to get it like this! 1.1535 0.02540 241 207 31 3
4093 Geez, fucked up again.... 1.1535 0.02673 241 209 27 5
4094 No fair! That’s reverse damsel-in-distress’n! 1.1535 0.02696 228 197 27 4
4095 Haul me up and we'll discuss your long hair fetisj. 1.1535 0.02696 228 197 27 4
4096 Don't worry about lice, just pull me up! 1.1532 0.02746 248 217 24 7
4097 Hey wait a minute! Your hair is supposed to come down first. 1.1532 0.02812 222 193 24 5
4098 ARe you the Donald? 1.1532 0.02812 222 193 24 5
4099 Slide down from the back, I hardly know ya. 1.1532 0.03022 222 196 18 8
4100 What? You want Gorilla Glue over Krazy Glue? That’ll take months. 1.1531 0.02842 209 181 24 4
4101 Prove love? Do we really have to wait until it touches the moon? 1.1531 0.02675 209 179 28 2
4102 Women. I never know how you do things like that. 1.1529 0.02788 242 212 23 7
4103 I know, I know, but I really miss the 80’s! 1.1529 0.02462 242 207 33 2
4104 I think your place is nicer than mine! 1.1525 0.02703 236 205 26 5
4105 I'm your knight on Superhold mousse. 1.1524 0.02547 269 234 29 6
4106 The hat's much bigger inside 1.1523 0.02521 243 209 31 3
4107 And you're sure that there are no split ends? 1.1522 0.02745 230 200 25 5
4108 Are we sure this is the gay agenda? 1.1522 0.02813 230 201 23 6
4109 I thought I climbed up this last night. 1.1521 0.02693 217 187 27 3
4110 That last jug of shampoo was molasses! 1.1521 0.02921 217 190 21 6
4111 RAPUNZEL, RAPUNZEL LIFT UP MY GOLDEN LOCKS! 1.1520 0.02542 250 216 30 4
4112 You asked for it, but do you want to reconsider? 1.1520 0.02345 250 213 36 1
4113 Finally, I can get a Dorothy Hamill cut! 1.1520 0.02478 250 215 32 3
4114 Your hair isn't stiff enough! I can't come down on it! 1.1519 0.02946 237 210 18 9
4115 I thought i was supposed to climb your hare 1.1519 0.02884 237 209 20 8
4116 It's my Love's Alchemy profile. 1.1519 0.02625 237 205 28 4
4117 I made it stand on end so you can slide down . 1.1518 0.02716 224 194 26 4
4118 Credit the me-too movement for this! 1.1518 0.02928 224 197 20 7
4119 I'm due for a weave. 1.1518 0.02788 224 195 24 5
4120 Just trust me Rapunzel, I sprayed it with dragon sweat. 1.1517 0.02816 211 183 24 4
4121 Sure I've got split ends but you wanted to split? 1.1517 0.02735 211 182 26 3
4122 It 1.1516 0.02577 244 211 29 4
4123 I'm from NEW Jersey. 1.1516 0.02642 244 212 27 5
4124 No, Rapunsel, you cannot buy my hair to trap a man! 1.1514 0.03050 218 193 17 8
4125 I'm from an anti-matter universe 1.1513 0.02614 238 206 28 4
4126 My love—I’ll climb up the hair sprouting from your powerful hands. 1.1512 0.02864 205 178 23 4
4127 Hark!. Pull me up. Hurry! I see a non-Blue Wave coming. 1.1511 0.03049 225 200 16 9
4128 Have no fear my dear my dear, I used extreme sport, humidity and activity proof, extra strength gel. 1.1511 0.02847 225 197 22 6
4129 I heard about this on FOX! 1.1511 0.02916 225 198 20 7
4130 I got you covered 1.1511 0.02777 225 196 24 5
4131 I know you need some space, but hear me out. 1.1509 0.02959 212 186 20 6
4132 Wouldn't a catapult be easier? Frank Buckley Boston, MA 1.1509 0.02582 232 200 29 3
4133 Don't worry--It's 10 minute glue 1.1509 0.02653 232 201 27 4
4134 Rosie, Rosie, Just give it a good tug and pull me up 1.1509 0.02582 232 200 29 3
4135 What about global-warming? 1.1509 0.02856 232 204 21 7
4136 Thanks, I forgot to do my eyeliner. 1.1509 0.02921 232 205 19 8
4137 I just knew you would go for my Up-Do ! 1.1506 0.02736 239 209 24 6
4138 I'm sorry I can't elope. I'm eating a cantelope 1.1504 0.02904 226 199 20 7
4139 We ran out of shampoo earlier this week. 1.1504 0.02558 246 213 29 4
4140 If I add just a little more hair spray, it’ll be as safe as houses. 1.1502 0.02711 213 184 26 3
4141 Okay, nice hairdo. But get me a Descent Horse and please stop talking about that.."Fixie-thing". 1.1502 0.02792 213 185 24 4
4142 OK, nice twist, Rapunzel. But how 'bout next time you just wrap it around that witch's neck?! 1.1500 0.02850 240 212 20 8
4143 Have you been doing your gym thing? 1.1500 0.02954 220 194 19 7
4144 Oh ... Your hair! U used 2 many acronyms in your txt msg​. My mind was totally FUBAR. In the future, a few emojis would help. LOL. 1.1498 0.02533 227 195 30 2
4145 I hope you used plenty of hair gel. 1.1498 0.02824 227 199 22 6
4146 It was only thirty years ago. How would I know you'd go through menopause. 1.1496 0.02768 234 205 23 6
4147 This explains my childhood dream about locks of love. 1.1494 0.02650 241 210 26 5
4148 But my name is Rapunzel. 1.1493 0.02871 221 194 21 6
4149 Once I get down, I think you should get s crew cut" 1.1493 0.02724 221 192 25 4
4150 My mother was ashamed at the original prospect. 1.1492 0.02539 248 215 29 4
4151 I brought you another barrel of shampoo. 1.1492 0.02664 248 217 25 6
4152 What brand of mousse? 1.1490 0.02986 208 183 19 6
4153 I thought you wanted ME to let my hair down! I hope this spray holds. 1.1489 0.02757 235 206 23 6
4154 Better tie my hair to a hook, mother, or you're going to do a Humpty Dumpty for sure. 1.1488 0.02845 215 188 22 5
4155 OK, so I'm not the sharpest tool -- nor did I have one, clearly. 1.1488 0.02640 242 211 26 5
4156 Which side has the Tony? 1.1488 0.02704 242 212 24 6
4157 Give back my hair! I like this tower! 1.1488 0.02767 242 213 22 7
4158 I love the look, but the split ends are driving me crazy. 1.1488 0.02767 242 213 22 7
4159 I lost my keys. Find anything? 1.1488 0.02828 242 214 20 8
4160 Later, it’s wet. I’ll get my dryer. 1.1486 0.02859 222 195 21 6
4161 I have the feeling it wasn’t too hard getting you imprisoned up there. 1.1486 0.02787 222 194 23 5
4162 See? That's the way it's done. Now, just--let . . . it . . . down! 1.1486 0.02712 222 193 25 4
4163 I’ve been waiting since the Nixon administration. Please check with the barber to make sure I didn’t lose my place in line. 1.1485 0.02801 229 201 22 6
4164 Hey, Rapunzel, thanks for letting down your hair so that I may climb thy golden stair, but you should have kept it attached. 1.1483 0.03049 209 185 17 7
4165 I've had this fear of baldness since I was a child.. 1.1483 0.02541 236 204 29 3
4166 I hope you appreciate my #MeToo efforts. 1.1483 0.02611 236 205 27 4
4167 Feel how soft this new shampoo makes my hair! 1.1481 0.02755 216 188 24 4
4168 But I DO use conditioner! 1.1481 0.02594 216 186 28 2
4169 I think there's something wrong with my brush because my hair has been stuck like this for days. 1.1481 0.02519 270 236 28 6
4170 This would be easier if you smiled more. 1.1480 0.02701 223 194 25 4
4171 Okay, this time I whip my hair back and forth. You slide down. 1.1480 0.02775 223 195 23 5
4172 Thanks for telling me about this #metoo hairspray! 1.1480 0.02701 223 194 25 4
4173 Prince: "Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair." Rapunzel: "Not until thou rids thyself of thy royal nits." 1.1477 0.02735 237 208 23 6
4174 Yeah, sorry, it's just one of those topsy-turvy kinda days 1.1475 0.02554 244 212 28 4
4175 Pull! It's real, not a rug. 1.1475 0.02583 217 187 28 2
4176 I'm just trying to get away from Donald Trump's Twitter feed. 1.1473 0.02835 224 197 21 6
4177 Next time, instead of rappelling down, can I take the golden stair? 1.1473 0.02614 224 194 27 3
4178 He better call Becky with the good hair. 1.1473 0.02973 224 199 17 8
4179 No worries. I used a ton of pomade... 1.1472 0.02566 231 200 28 3
4180 No, Prince Hairy. Methinks we'd be better off if I let down my hair. Come up, Prince! 1.1472 0.02778 231 203 22 6
4181 It’s the new trend. Haven’t you heard? 1.1472 0.02709 231 202 24 5
4182 Is this wig made of China?...better be safe than sorry... 1.1472 0.02709 231 202 24 5
4183 Accident prevention in progress. 1.1472 0.02778 231 203 22 6
4184 What do you mean I've got split ends? Get down here, already! 1.1471 0.02658 238 208 25 5
4185 Oui, eet ees a French role reversal! 1.1471 0.02673 204 176 26 2
4186 Could you add some curls at the end please? 1.1471 0.02591 238 207 27 4
4187 Oh hey, you're awake! I, uh, just let myself down to ... get us some coffees. Yeah, so, coffees." 1.1469 0.03021 211 187 17 7
4188 I misplaced the adapter for the blowdrier 1.1468 0.02882 218 192 20 6
4189 I’m like Pinocchio but for hair and for every time I lie to my fellow Proud Boys about jerking off. 1.1468 0.02882 218 192 20 6
4190 Please change places with me 1.1466 0.02556 232 201 28 3
4191 Mixed romaine and viagra! 1.1464 0.02713 239 210 23 6
4192 Oh these are good! Let's do a braid. 1.1464 0.02511 239 207 29 3
4193 You said I only had to brush 5 feet! Of course, you're on princess measurments 1.1463 0.02749 205 178 24 3
4194 Thy heartfelt #MeToo ballad drew me forth. 1.1463 0.02918 205 180 20 5
4195 I need a bigger hat 1.1463 0.02535 246 214 28 4
4196 You know, I use gobs of conditioner and I still have tons of split ends! 1.1463 0.02535 246 214 28 4
4197 Have you checked with the Wig Maker? 1.1461 0.02796 219 192 22 5
4198 I hope this kind of lets me know about another part of your body. 1.1460 0.02811 226 199 21 6
4199 Mane and Tail, me lady! 1.1460 0.02811 226 199 21 6
4200 Maybe if I wear my hair up, I can meet a prince. 1.1460 0.02811 226 199 21 6
4201 I'm in the middle of my grass roots campaign across the countryside. 1.1460 0.02740 226 198 23 5
4202 I said: Rapunzel, Rapunzel go up my hair! 1.1460 0.02740 226 198 23 5
4203 Rapunzel , Rapunzel, Please wash your hair! 1.1458 0.02703 240 211 23 6
4204 Just checking! ... No lice? No dandruff? 1.1457 0.02714 247 218 22 7
4205 All non-Korean. I can get you a deal... 1.1457 0.02714 247 218 22 7
4206 Even with gel in and shoes off, Rapunzel, rising to your level on my hair is all backwards. 1.1457 0.02664 254 224 23 7
4207 Rapunzel, Rapunzel lend your Nexxus Repair." 1.1457 0.02483 254 221 29 4
4208 “Prince Charming Prince Charming Let up your long hair “ “How?” “C’mon just do it” “But it’s...always” 1.1455 0.02709 220 192 24 4
4209 I think it might sting. 1.1455 0.02709 220 192 24 4
4210 Did you have to put so much gel in it? 1.1455 0.02709 220 192 24 4
4211 Come on, Rap, you’re just taking this #Metoo thing way too far. 1.1454 0.02799 227 200 21 6
4212 Don’t worry. These are Rapunsel’s hair extensions. 1.1453 0.02607 234 204 26 4
4213 Repunzel, you've really gone punk on me 1.1453 0.02677 234 205 24 5
4214 Take me away—to Brooklyn! 1.1452 0.02580 248 217 26 5
4215 When I say split ends I mean SPLIT ENDS! 1.1448 0.02917 221 196 18 7
4216 I use a lot of mousse. 1.1447 0.02788 228 201 21 6
4217 Either you weave that ladder of silk or hop onto my pompadour updo. 1.1446 0.02412 242 209 31 2
4218 Ugh-dandruff 1.1446 0.02550 242 211 27 4
4219 A rinse? A blow dry? Hmm. 1.1446 0.02441 249 216 30 3
4220 I'm here because we both like getting our hair pulled. 1.1446 0.02570 249 218 26 5
4221 I no longer believe that everything within one mile of the castle is woman's work. 1.1446 0.02633 249 219 24 6
4222 I don't ascribe to traditional general roles. 1.1443 0.02857 201 176 21 4
4223 Looks Like I'm coming down 1.1441 0.02609 222 193 26 3
4224 They want bread? Give them shoes!” 1.1441 0.02485 229 198 29 2
4225 Grab hold, and swing me up and we can have a private moment. 1.1441 0.02635 229 200 25 4
4226 I don't think so. Our hair salon bills will be way too high! 1.1441 0.02722 236 208 22 6
4227 Jordan B Peterson says it's your responsibility to lift me up. 1.1440 0.02607 243 213 25 5
4228 See? Only takes a few months to grow. You could let people up, or don't — at least give yourself the option to not be such a priss. 1.1440 0.02473 243 211 29 3
4229 Are you old enough to remember Bruce Jenner? 1.1440 0.02473 243 211 29 3
4230 I've been going for a more practical cut. 1.1440 0.02365 250 216 32 2
4231 If I put a ladder in your tower, could I get a haircut? 1.1440 0.02623 250 220 24 6
4232 See. I told you it was too oily. 1.1440 0.02432 250 217 30 3
4233 I’m sorry baby, I just wanna rock! 1.1440 0.02748 257 229 19 9
4234 I’ll anchor it and slide down! 1.1439 0.02532 264 232 26 6
4235 It's Wildroot Cream Oil, Charlene. 1.1436 0.02907 195 171 20 4
4236 Thirty-two months but I’m finally grounded. 1.1436 0.02929 202 178 19 5
4237 Hair light, hair right, May I have the wish I wish tonight... 1.1435 0.02821 223 197 20 6
4238 You're in for a hairoing experience! 1.1435 0.02519 223 193 28 2
4239 Before you pull me up, can you find the quill and notepaper that I lost in there? 1.1435 0.02551 230 200 27 3
4240 Got your back, Rap! 1.1435 0.02765 230 203 21 6
4241 Oh Juliet, it's pure gold spun by a little old man named Rumpelstiltskin, but he wants our first born child in return. 1.1434 0.02597 244 214 25 5
4242 Movember rescue. 1.1434 0.02597 244 214 25 5
4243 Yes, you do have the World's Worse Case of Hat Hair! 1.1434 0.02394 244 211 31 2
4244 Yes, Amazon 1.1429 0.02716 217 190 23 4
4245 It said Starch Hair Color first. 1.1429 0.02663 224 196 24 4
4246 I need a new hair dryer 1.1429 0.02515 266 234 26 6
4247 This is a a hairy situation! 1.1429 0.02869 217 192 19 6
4248 Honey, I asked for a permanent for my haircut! 1.1429 0.02613 231 202 25 4
4249 Your clear to enter the realm, I see no lice. 1.1429 0.02737 224 197 22 5
4250 See how she shares her hair upon my hands. 1.1429 0.02634 238 209 24 5
4251 Rapunzel! I' ve been cursed with split ends., You must tell me our secret? 1.1429 0.02713 245 217 21 7
4252 What in the "hair" do you want me to do? 1.1429 0.02684 231 203 23 5
4253 Did someone press ‘Rewind’? 1.1422 0.02742 232 205 21 6
4254 This relationship is too one-sided. 1.1422 0.02856 218 193 19 6
4255 I don't even have the job yet. 1.1422 0.02759 211 185 22 4
4256 I'm glad I kept the mullet trend! 1.1422 0.02590 211 183 26 2
4257 Now swirl my golden locks to resemble a nest created by really, really talented birds...the best birds imaginable". 1.1422 0.03142 204 183 13 8
4258 It's unbelievable. Townspeople are saying they've never seen anything like it. 1.1416 0.02663 233 205 23 5
4259 It looks good from afar but I have doubts about the stability of the relationship! 1.1416 0.02566 226 197 26 3
4260 Rapunzel to you 1.1416 0.02641 226 198 24 4
4261 I knew the Tenex I hoarded in the ‘80s would come in handy. 1.1416 0.02844 219 194 19 6
4262 It's tress issue. 1.1416 0.02532 219 190 27 2
4263 I can help you with the dandruff problem. 1.1413 0.02394 276 242 29 5
4264 What are you doing? Counting my greys , checking for critters ? 1.1411 0.02557 248 218 25 5
4265 Enough zhuzh? 1.1410 0.02582 234 205 25 4
4266 You mean you haven't seen Indiana Jones? 1.1410 0.02555 227 198 26 3
4267 Split ends are dangerous ,that’s why Rogaine and I collaborated. 1.1410 0.02703 227 200 22 5
4268 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, pull me up by my brown hair. 1.1407 0.02940 199 176 18 5
4269 So if you're the fox, and I'm the chicken, who's the sack of corn? 1.1406 0.02610 249 220 23 6
4270 Sorry, but I have to wash my hair. 1.1404 0.02500 235 205 27 3
4271 Don't stop! 1.1404 0.02500 235 205 27 3
4272 Please make sure to tell everyone that it was me who saved you. Also, do you have 20 bucks so I can go do karaoke with the boys tonite? 1.1404 0.02641 235 207 23 5
4273 I think I need a little more product on the ends. 1.1404 0.02692 228 201 22 5
4274 It's supposed to be greasy 1.1404 0.02692 228 201 22 5
4275 Prell once a week. 1.1403 0.02670 221 194 23 4
4276 I was inspired by a video I saw about seahorses. 1.1402 0.02723 214 188 22 4
4277 My man bun is the envy of all the gym, Baby, it can all be yours! 1.1402 0.02802 214 189 20 5
4278 Don't ask about the carpet. 1.1399 0.02648 243 215 22 6
4279 Same shampoo? 1.1399 0.02305 243 210 32 1
4280 Do these pants make my ass look fat? 1.1398 0.02699 236 209 21 6
4281 Don’t kill my vibe don’t touch my weave! 1.1398 0.02829 236 211 17 8
4282 It's my golden parachute to the stars, Melanie. I know all the best stars. 1.1398 0.02765 236 210 19 7
4283 Well, no. I ran out of equalizer. 1.1398 0.02561 236 207 25 4
4284 The Pointer Sisters thought that this might work. 1.1397 0.02609 229 201 24 4
4285 Ouch! That hurts. 1.1397 0.02609 229 201 24 4
4286 I'm desperate?! 1.1396 0.02658 222 195 23 4
4287 Tresemme, Tresemme, O lala. 1.1391 0.02670 230 203 22 5
4288 My split ends are a mess. What conditioner do you use? 1.1391 0.02670 230 203 22 5
4289 Don't worry about lice, I'm mainly worried about split ends. 1.1390 0.02570 223 195 25 3
4290 So I thought to myself, "Well Dippity-DooDah, I think I'll go visit Rap!" 1.1390 0.02937 223 200 15 8
4291 No I am not giving you the brand name of hair gel I use! 1.1388 0.02360 245 213 30 2
4292 I am a male chauvinist pig who does not believe in female ingenuity. 1.1387 0.02610 238 210 23 5
4293 I think YOU were supposed to take Merlin's magic hair pills, not me! (pause) What, this thing? I have no idea. I found it on the way over here. I think it was left over from a previous cartoon. 1.1387 0.02742 238 212 19 7
4294 I thought the Biotin was for me. 1.1386 0.02428 267 235 27 5
4295 Let me pull you up where you'll be safe from all the men. 1.1385 0.02514 231 202 26 3
4296 Use my discount code for "Sugar Bear Hair" to get 10% off your first order. 1.1384 0.02784 224 199 19 6
4297 Newton called. He wants you to drop testing the matter of gravity again! 1.1384 0.02636 224 197 23 4
4298 Girllll, this better not be lice. 1.1384 0.02636 224 197 23 4
4299 Your so uplifting 1.1384 0.02636 224 197 23 4
4300 I thought you said I had to be woke! 1.1383 0.02510 253 223 25 5
4301 I use the CVS house brand shampoo. 1.1382 0.02607 217 190 24 3
4302 I was worried that my standards too high. 1.1382 0.02766 217 192 20 5
4303 Rapunzel's twin brother never got the hair thing. 1.1381 0.02795 239 214 17 8
4304 Ah now I'm free............ 1.1381 0.02666 239 212 21 6
4305 I get it, literal entrapment has it's advantages. 1.1381 0.02531 239 210 25 4
4306 I’ve got the lettuce but I sense we’re doing something wrong. 1.1381 0.02666 239 212 21 6
4307 You just won't let up, will you? 1.1379 0.02711 203 178 22 3
4308 I dont mind helping you, if you can guarantee a smooth transition from Dark Ages to Renaissance. 1.1378 0.02625 225 198 23 4
4309 History Lesson: Women's Lib cartoon from the 1960's. 1.1377 0.02544 247 218 24 5
4310 I am sorry, I can't work around it! 1.1376 0.02754 218 193 20 5
4311 It's not really my fault...the prince grounded me. 1.1376 0.02676 218 192 22 4
4312 Rapunzel, Rapunzel let down your... weave? 1.1376 0.02427 218 189 28 1
4313 So, his and hers, ok? 1.1375 0.02451 240 210 27 3
4314 if you're good at dividing by zero, this might work, too; ready? 1.1373 0.02298 255 222 31 2
4315 I'm here to rescue you. It's been a long and tiring journey so how about this time you climb my hair? 1.1372 0.02688 226 200 21 5
4316 Yes, I've been growing it since January 2017, now, will you put me up, please? 1.1372 0.02831 226 202 17 7
4317 What happened next was a phantasmagoria of horror and mystery 1.1369 0.02710 241 215 19 7
4318 Honestly, I liked your bulletin in the town square because it looked like you had a staircase in the background. 1.1368 0.02717 212 187 21 4
4319 Thanks for the let-down, darling. I like to spare you that second headache when we bid farewell. 1.1368 0.02696 234 208 20 6
4320 I use Suave Shampoo...I hope the fragrance agrees with you ! 1.1367 0.02482 256 226 25 5
4321 I used my hair to clean your shoes. 1.1366 0.02527 227 199 25 3
4322 No way am I letting you up - you clearly don't use Garnier Fructis. 1.1365 0.02588 249 221 22 6
4323 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair relaxer so that I may climb to my 5th floor walk-up 1.1364 0.02502 242 213 25 4
4324 You ACTUALLY think I am going to escape with all this dandruff?! 1.1364 0.02878 220 197 16 7
4325 Strike that! Reverse it 1.1364 0.02492 220 192 26 2
4326 Gosh. How liberated this hair must make you feel. 1.1364 0.02878 220 197 16 7
4327 "I thought we could check out that new dumpling place for a change. 1.1364 0.02653 220 194 22 4
4328 I promise, I washed my hair! 1.1362 0.02473 235 206 26 3
4329 Even this way, your hair still looks good! 1.1362 0.02685 235 209 20 6
4330 You rang? 1.1362 0.02622 213 187 23 3
4331 Achtung Baby! 1.1360 0.02439 228 199 27 2
4332 It akes sense why this is the only way of getting into your barber shop. 1.1360 0.02666 228 202 21 5
4333 Cheryl, you know that last week I brought the brownies, all I’m asking is that you do your part. 1.1360 0.02592 228 201 23 4
4334 Fetch bucket of water,before I can pull you up. 1.1357 0.02937 221 199 14 8
4335 I’ll have a medieval hamburger well done. I repeat well done. 1.1357 0.02563 221 194 24 3
4336 Duck’s ass or Gooseneck’s do...Whatever!...I’m outta here! 1.1356 0.02606 236 209 22 5
4337 Your mother asked me to rescue you. This is the only vine I could find. She said to try it. 1.1356 0.02606 236 209 22 5
4338 Looks like you really let your hair down last night. 1.1356 0.02313 236 205 30 1
4339 That’s nice, Charlie, but I’ve decided to launch. 1.1354 0.02655 229 203 21 5
4340 I can't PROVE I'm the Prince, but animals strike curious poses. They feel the heat. The heat between me and you." 1.1354 0.02582 229 202 23 4
4341 I'm waiting for the all haircuts $6.99 sale. 1.1352 0.02549 244 216 23 5
4342 I'll have a #2 with a Fade 1.1351 0.02471 222 194 26 2
4343 I added a stiffening agent to my hair shampoo this morning! 1.1350 0.02526 237 209 24 4
4344 It’s certainly is a toppsy turbby world all right! 1.1348 0.02571 230 203 23 4
4345 Pull me up slowly. I don't want to lose any hair. Anne Desmond Dallas, Texas 1.1347 0.02668 245 219 19 7
4346 I don’t want to cut my hair either, but his highness King Trump requested hair samples throughout the kingdom. 1.1345 0.02719 238 213 18 7
4347 It's a living! 1.1343 0.02794 201 178 19 4
4348 So now that I've grown my hair, do you think you can fashion a jacket out of it for my birthday? And oh, maybe use yours to pop down for the after-party? 1.1343 0.02670 216 191 21 4
4349 I'm a modern man. I need to grow up. 1.1343 0.02749 216 192 19 5
4350 According to the packaging, it's the texture of a surfer's hair. 1.1342 0.02486 231 203 25 3
4351 Head & Shoulders? But you don't have dandruff. 1.1342 0.02486 231 203 25 3
4352 Rapunzel, let down your bod on the mousse. 1.1341 0.02530 246 218 23 5
4353 Girl, you could use a trim. 1.1340 0.02807 209 186 18 5
4354 Rapunzel, Rapunzel please let down my split ends. 1.1339 0.02642 239 213 20 6
4355 You gotta have a little faith. It actually worked for me. 1.1336 0.02577 217 191 23 3
4356 Like mother, like daughter 1.1336 0.02693 232 207 19 6
4357 So you've never heard of static electricity, Rapunzel? It's been known to reverse gender roles, too. 1.1336 0.02476 232 204 25 3
4358 My hair is knotty by nature, not 'cause I hate ya. 1.1333 0.02520 225 198 24 3
4359 Why you style your hair with semen? 1.1333 0.02746 225 201 18 6
4360 Get Off, it's just an updew! 1.1333 0.02496 240 212 24 4
4361 I am doing what I can to support the me II moveo 1.1331 0.02479 263 234 23 6
4362 Will you please let up? 1.1331 0.02307 248 217 29 2
4363 The split ends are killing me. I can do nothing with them. 1.1331 0.02511 248 220 23 5
4364 Just loop it around a merlon and we can meet half-way. 1.1330 0.02390 233 204 27 2
4365 I'm hoping that you go with the flow 1.1328 0.02343 241 211 28 2
4366 It must be the Brylcreem. 1.1327 0.02430 226 198 26 2
4367 It's called a "back flip ". Trust me, it is strong as a tree. 1.1325 0.02456 234 206 25 3
4368 Hey at less you don"t have to worry about me pulling on your head! 1.1325 0.02530 234 207 23 4
4369 I found a new conditioner for these ends 1.1324 0.02555 219 193 23 3
4370 Alas, the royal straightener has never heard of a boho wave. 1.1324 0.02714 219 195 19 5
4371 I'm trying to spruce up your phallic symbol. 1.1320 0.02617 250 224 19 7
4372 I'm sorry I got it wrong but please try as the "orange stranger" is approaching with his attorney. 1.1317 0.02653 205 181 21 3
4373 My hair! 1.1317 0.02601 243 217 20 6
4374 Be sure to put on your jump suit before I get back from having my haircut 1.1317 0.02535 243 216 22 5
4375 No Rapunzel, , I've never heard of Brahmagupta, why do you ask? Please hurry up and climb down. 1.1316 0.02489 228 201 24 3
4376 Hey Prince Rapunzel remind me again how we got your hair up. 1.1315 0.02504 213 187 24 2
4377 Time to expand, shed the extensions, just find your potential yet once again. 1.1311 0.02388 244 215 26 3
4378 Shampoo and set? 1.1311 0.02729 206 183 19 4
4379 Quick, This will be a hair causing escape 1.1310 0.02770 229 206 16 7
4380 I guess hippies are good for something. 1.1306 0.02379 245 216 26 3
4381 This always happens on hair appreciation day! 1.1304 0.02333 253 223 27 3
4382 L-I-C-E keep these running through your head and you'll always get it right. 1.1304 0.02689 230 206 18 6
4383 Now the little rabbit comes out of the hole, hops around the tree and then hides back inside his hole. 1.1303 0.02695 238 214 17 7
4384 You see, unlike you, I have luscious hair since I use herbal essence. 1.1302 0.02482 215 189 24 2
4385 I could produce more. Not sure you’d like it. 1.1302 0.02811 215 193 16 6
4386 Any care hints you can give me? 1.1301 0.02248 269 237 29 3
4387 My hairspray supplier loves me! 1.1300 0.02430 223 196 25 2
4388 Is that really your hair? I can’t believe how long it is, I have never seen hair this long! Are you a hippie? 1.1300 0.02430 223 196 25 2
4389 It's real so tell Rapunzel here date from Wooly Mammoth Meets Shaggy Dog is waiting 1.1300 0.02591 223 198 21 4
4390 Director Jordan Peele announced today his intent to remake 'Rapunzel.' It will be entitled: 'The Maiden in the Upside Down.' 1.1299 0.02534 231 205 22 4
4391 Your Highness, is there no one else who can check my hair for lice? 1.1296 0.02640 216 192 20 4
4392 Rapunzel, rapunzel, it's time we played fair. 1.1296 0.02640 216 192 20 4
4393 Fabio, it's not butter it's hair gel. 1.1296 0.02561 247 221 20 6
4394 Yes, it does need hair dressing. Could I borrow some? 1.1295 0.02580 224 199 21 4
4395 The lice have only made it to the northern border. 1.1292 0.02692 209 186 19 4
4396 Rapunzel, I'm woke...I'll give you MY hair! 1.1290 0.02546 217 192 22 3
4397 I totes love your new do! 1.1290 0.02709 217 194 18 5
4398 Got viagra? 1.1289 0.02719 225 202 17 6
4399 Faith,m’lady is defined as,jump! Then you grow wings. 1.1289 0.02410 225 198 25 2
4400 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, 'tis a new day. Hold on to my hair, I shall climb with it up to your balcony, and together we can let down your golden hair! 1.1289 0.02410 225 198 25 2
4401 I like your features. mine only goes one-way. 1.1289 0.02569 225 200 21 4
4402 I've d gelled my heir so you can slide down into my arms 1.1288 0.02586 233 208 20 5
4403 It's the new Salmon Spa WN shampoo. 1.1280 0.02582 211 187 21 3
4404 No access to the bottom 1.1279 0.02599 258 233 17 8
4405 I am Sir Lance of Hair Gel and I ask for your hand in marriage. 1.1279 0.02606 219 195 20 4
4406 My barber’s left for the Crucades. So you can use mine. 1.1276 0.02298 243 214 27 2
4407 I'm sorry but I didn't cut my hair this morning. 1.1276 0.02441 243 216 23 4
4408 The #MeToo movement is not very efficient. 1.1273 0.02595 220 196 20 4
4409 A Little Dab'll Do Ya-Just Escape By Sliding Down Upon My Hair 1.1268 0.02527 205 181 22 2
4410 I tried that shampoo you recommended, but I keep finding split ends! 1.1267 0.02662 221 198 18 5
4411 Well, you said your place was a mess. 1.1267 0.02503 221 196 22 3
4412 I think only two years, but I may need shelter for an additional four thereafter. 1.1266 0.02526 229 204 21 4
4413 See? Only takes a few months. You could let people up, or don't — at least give yourself the option to not be such a priss. 1.1266 0.02526 229 204 21 4
4414 Not my split ends---Let's you and me split. 1.1266 0.02399 237 210 24 3
4415 I believe we should all be equal. 1.1265 0.02280 245 216 27 2
4416 Yes, it is sturdy enough to hold you 1.1261 0.02439 230 204 23 3
4417 Help me! My hair stayed like this since Halloween at that haunted house. 1.1261 0.02534 238 213 20 5
4418 I'm worth far more than extensions!! 1.1260 0.02343 246 218 25 3
4419 New 'Rapunzel' movie coming soon this Christmas! ! 1.1260 0.02481 246 220 21 5
4420 I need the Disney fairy tales to pull me out of realistic. 1.1256 0.02537 215 191 21 3
4421 Permanent is polysemous. 1.1255 0.02580 231 207 19 5
4422 I know you asked for detangler, but I thought mousse would work much better. 1.1255 0.02524 239 214 20 5
4423 Do you have a secret word for avoiding split ends? 1.1255 0.02381 239 212 24 3
4424 Next time, I'll stop at one pint of mead. 1.1255 0.02524 239 214 20 5
4425 My name is cody and I'm bald 1.1255 0.02404 247 220 23 4
4426 You are totally desocialized about hair. 1.1250 0.02389 224 198 24 2
4427 Have you tried tea leaves? 1.1250 0.02420 232 206 23 3
4428 Rapunzel, rapunzel, how bad's my wear and tear? 1.1250 0.02582 240 216 18 6
4429 Actually, I prefer Summer Stock. 1.1250 0.02413 256 229 22 5
4430 Can you at least give me a warning next time, or go feet first? 1.1250 0.02584 208 185 20 3
4431 Thank goodness your hair is long! 1.1245 0.02296 265 236 25 4
4432 The doctor said it is the worst case of Couvade Syndrome he 1.1245 0.02572 241 217 18 6
4433 I told you that the hair is supposed to go down before me. You will find no clues in the split ends. 1.1245 0.02572 241 217 18 6
4434 Good practice, if we decamp to Australia. 1.1244 0.02617 225 202 18 5
4435 Do you think I can afford to trim a foot or two? The split ends are killing me! 1.1244 0.02757 217 196 15 6
4436 Wkere's your brother? 1.1244 0.02481 209 185 22 2
4437 In the name of gender equity, Prince Charming decided to start taking biotin. 1.1240 0.02308 250 222 25 3
4438 Me thinks your Re-punzi scheme will short my end! 1.1240 0.02424 242 216 22 4
4439 Come back next month and we’ll be ready to create the world’s largest hair questionmark. 1.1239 0.02400 234 208 23 3
4440 But isn't recognition that women are also strong a turn on? 1.1239 0.02369 226 200 24 2
4441 Suavecito pomade outta L.A. baby! 1.1239 0.02418 218 193 23 2
4442 My Man Bob is out of control 1.1238 0.02815 210 190 14 6
4443 You prophechia is really kicking in! 1.1235 0.02561 251 227 17 7
4444 Bloody Western Union! 1.1235 0.02270 243 215 26 2
4445 Rupunzel: "The lice have discovered democracy! It's a coup d'état!" 1.1230 0.02425 252 226 21 5
4446 Your highness, could you please toss your hair up? So I can pick you up to me! 1.1225 0.02212 253 224 27 2
4447 Tou can’t keep me in here forever just to wash you hair. 1.1223 0.02647 229 207 16 6
4448 Rapunzel, Rapunzel through up your hair! 1.1221 0.02696 213 192 16 5
4449 So I gave you your castle in a tony neighborhood. That doesn't mean I also have to give you a Toni Home Permanent. 1.1217 0.02330 230 204 24 2
4450 I have to many Dead-Ends! 1.1217 0.02410 230 205 22 3
4451 I promise if you take my place as captive of this tower your hair will grow back and be as plush as mine and you can take off that silly hat with the tassel 1.1216 0.02543 222 199 19 4
4452 You found my old Tamagotchi in there?! 1.1215 0.02378 247 221 22 4
4453 I think we're getting close sleeping beauty, what do we do now? 1.1214 0.02480 206 183 21 2
4454 You said”don’t spare the ozone layer!” 1.1212 0.02238 231 204 26 1
4455 Crosshatch me twain 1.1209 0.02504 215 192 20 3
4456 Well dear prince, I find your misogyny highly disturbing. 1.1208 0.02652 207 186 17 4
4457 I guess equality should work, muscles. 1.1205 0.02440 224 200 21 3
4458 I'm OK with the quickie but promise that you will not hold me captive. 1.1205 0.02599 224 202 17 5
4459 ''Come on up -- and bring a hairdresser with you.'' 1.1204 0.02405 216 192 22 2
4460 We are going to need an anti-gravity machine to pull this off. 1.1204 0.02740 216 196 14 6
4461 Yes, it is soft and silky with just a dab of conditioner! 1.1203 0.02181 241 213 27 1
4462 No matter what your fate, jump or not, just keep flossing. 1.1202 0.02457 208 185 21 2
4463 Because this is a 'flipped' classroom! 1.1202 0.02381 233 208 22 3
4464 Did Elon Musk have anything to do with this? Space-x first concept. 1.1200 0.02418 250 225 20 5
4465 It's in style for the eighth time. 1.1200 0.02512 200 178 20 2
4466 I know , the world has been tressed upside down! 1.1198 0.02567 217 195 18 4
4467 Leznupar, Leznupar, spray your hair product and I’ll traverse your stairway to heaven... 1.1198 0.02567 217 195 18 4
4468 It'll hold-mom says it's a hair brained idea. 1.1194 0.02500 201 179 20 2
4469 Innovative hair weaving - - - shampoo companies vying for naming rights" 1.1193 0.02241 243 216 25 2
4470 Nice comb over. On the count of three, I’ll tug and you hoist. You’ll find the view’s great and the breeze creates ne’er a rustle. 1.1193 0.02637 218 197 16 5
4471 '..no, i was looking for jennier garnier...' 1.1191 0.02361 235 210 22 3
4472 I don't have dandruff! 1.1187 0.02545 219 197 18 4
4473 At your service, madam 1.1185 0.02424 211 188 21 2
4474 Lots and lots of hormones. Next step is the removal of my penis. 1.1182 0.02667 203 183 16 4
4475 But, Rey, you're my mentor, my friend, my IDOL! 1.1182 0.02450 220 197 20 3
4476 Be sure not to tangle my hair when you climb down, Rapunzel 1.1182 0.02450 220 197 20 3
4477 All is uneven. All is at sixes and sevens. 1.1181 0.02343 237 212 22 3
4478 Hows the weather up there? 1.1181 0.02177 254 226 26 2
4479 you need a hair cut 1.1176 0.02307 255 229 22 4
4480 I knew you were in a rush to get out so I borrowed my brother’s romaine. 1.1176 0.02523 221 199 18 4
4481 It's suppos 1.1176 0.02523 221 199 18 4
4482 Wow, I wonder if she's wearing any panties? 1.1176 0.02562 204 183 18 3
4483 You had to borrow it today? 1.1174 0.02420 247 223 19 5
4484 This just grew in a week, why do you ask? 1.1174 0.02493 213 191 19 3
4485 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, slip down your hairslide. 1.1169 0.02342 248 223 21 4
4486 Rapunzel, finally my hair is as long as yours in only 10 years! 1.1168 0.02294 197 174 23 0
4487 Took me a lifetime to grow this baby out. I'm trying for the world record. 1.1167 0.02389 240 216 20 4
4488 Rapunzel died today. This photo was taken a few moments before it occurred. She had an eight-meter drop after trying to get down into a smooth, oily, brittle hair. 1.1164 0.02587 232 211 15 6
4489 With the CancerCare hair donation program ending, I was lucky to see your social media posting. 1.1159 0.02428 233 210 19 4
4490 It's just a template! 1.1159 0.02188 233 207 25 1
4491 Please don't lift me; my hair is only strong when is hangs down. 1.1157 0.02511 242 220 16 6
4492 And, remind me what time you were born? 1.1157 0.02441 242 219 18 5
4493 It says here that Richard Colton created ' I Love New York' and is trying to get in touch with an editor of the New Yorker....interesting. 1.1156 0.02314 225 201 22 2
4494 And how many carats is this again? 1.1151 0.02440 252 229 17 6
4495 yeah choke me a little 1.1148 0.02503 209 188 18 3
4496 I don't know; I guess I thought it would be romantic. If this is how it's going to be with you, don't think I won't quest after the one the sleeping one. 1.1148 0.02203 244 218 24 2
4497 I thought we could try slide of tam. 1.1147 0.02606 218 198 15 5
4498 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, can you cut my hair? My barber retired in his golden years! 1.1147 0.02439 218 196 19 3
4499 I'm experimenting with transgressing gender norms at the moment. Try not to tug, please. 1.1146 0.02157 253 226 25 2
4500 Prince, Prince that is my job 1.1145 0.02378 227 204 20 3
4501 Hey, wudduh you lookin' at? 1.1144 0.02462 201 180 19 2
4502 That online course on liberal arts really made me check my privilege. 1.1143 0.02117 245 218 26 1
4503 I’m the pube and you’re the foreskin. 1.1140 0.02369 228 205 20 3
4504 I know you don't have any eyes, but I'll help you try these on. 1.1139 0.02463 237 215 17 5
4505 Look, it's a steal. I'll even throw in two loaves of bread for your journey across the plains. 1.1135 0.02359 229 206 20 3
4506 Repunzel, get up here quick, Prince Charming will be here any minute. 1.1134 0.02304 238 214 21 3
4507 You're right. I do need help with my hair style. Elizabeth Shaw, San Francisco, CA. 1.1134 0.02593 238 218 13 7
4508 Finest quality security system. So shiny, none of those dudes will get up there! 1.1131 0.02572 221 201 15 5
4509 I want a pastrami thickburger from Carl's Jr. 1.1130 0.02428 230 208 18 4
4510 Another chain letter! 1.1125 0.02433 240 218 17 5
4511 Be forewarned... it's all of humanity that needs the saving 1.1121 0.02536 214 194 16 4
4512 Come up and save me! 1.1121 0.02621 214 195 14 5
4513 Check for split ends after some plumpy prince climbs down your hair! 1.1121 0.02330 232 209 20 3
4514 I missed the service close to the tower. 1.1121 0.02330 232 209 20 3
4515 Zendaya is Meechee. 1.1116 0.02437 215 194 18 3
4516 I don’t know what it is, but I don’t think we should name it Danieldruff. Just seems to formal. 1.1111 0.02528 225 205 15 5
4517 Let me in. It’s too hairy out here. 1.1106 0.02667 217 199 12 6
4518 this building is rather tall 1.1098 0.02445 246 225 15 6
4519 Did the pox say anything about antylong hear, up up not working 1.1097 0.02577 237 218 12 7
4520 The needy girlfriend pulled the princes hair and drags up him into the castle." Talieah Ram, Honolulu, HI 1.1096 0.02563 219 200 14 5
4521 Don’t worry-it’s for a good cause! 1.1091 0.02384 220 199 18 3
4522 I heard you don't use leeches. 1.1090 0.02255 266 242 19 5
4523 Very nice eye-hand coordination. 1.1088 0.02415 239 218 16 5
4524 There is no mechanism which operates in a cycle, which is connected to a single thermal reservoir, and which produces a positive amount of net work. 1.1088 0.02341 239 217 18 4
4525 Perhaps you've put some weight on since the last time. 1.1087 0.02476 230 210 15 5
4526 Damaged hair! So many split ends! No wonder it can't use it! 1.1085 0.02434 212 192 17 3
4527 Why they approve all my construction projects? 1.1083 0.02332 240 218 18 4
4528 It's my turn to "lean in." Cynthia Rudder Cynthiarudder@gmail.com 1.1073 0.02368 233 212 17 4
4529 This is safer. I don't trust the hair care products you were provided. 1.1068 0.02112 234 210 23 1
4530 This therapy has gone to far. 1.1059 0.02180 236 213 21 2
4531 Just hold on right Rapunzel ! 1.1057 0.02228 227 205 20 2
4532 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, get down my (not so) golden hair. 1.1055 0.02370 218 198 17 3
4533 It's not a language I recognize, hang on... 1.1053 0.02118 247 223 22 2
4534 2 haircuts for the price of one! 1.1050 0.02162 238 215 21 2
4535 Start pulling if you expect a lunch break. There's no fortune cookie. 1.1048 0.02186 248 225 20 3
4536 Is this the hair salon? 1.1047 0.02203 258 235 19 4
4537 I know it's far, Rapunzel, but the pigeons are on holiday, and the royal family ran out of rollover minutes. 1.1046 0.02311 239 218 17 4
4538 Rapunzell, Repunzell...please apply your conditioner. 1.1036 0.02147 222 200 21 1
4539 Rapunzel, my Hair lady, I haven't found a good reason to cut it yet…most likely because there is no good reason. 1.1034 0.02425 232 213 14 5
4540 I'm not a prince, I'm a Lord - Lord Fauntleroy. 1.1029 0.02449 204 186 15 3
4541 Darling, I'm a Schiaparelli! Instead of a Shoe Hat, I've designed a Hair Hat just to rescue princesses like you 1.1017 0.02147 236 214 20 2
4542 I don't know what to do with my hair 1.1013 0.02280 227 207 17 3
4543 Oh really? You just like Tangled that much? I know you're just using my hair as a dildo. 1.1009 0.02592 218 202 10 6
4544 I spent all that time doing research at the Career Center, and the answer is as plain as the hair on my head. 1.1009 0.02242 218 198 18 2
4545 The hair dye seems patchy. 1.1005 0.02136 219 198 20 1
4546 I'll do bald if you'd prefer. 1.1005 0.02324 219 200 16 3
4547 I'll throw the money down when you chop it off 1.1000 0.02334 230 211 15 4
4548 Prince: "An evil witch cursed me with long hair." Rapunzel: "Oh, I was born like that." 1.1000 0.02194 240 219 18 3
4549 Hang on. We specialize in the natural hair dry here. 1.1000 0.02182 210 190 19 1
4550 What do you think your doing Romeo. Why aren't you up here doing your duty' 1.0996 0.02263 241 221 16 4
4551 Before we start, do you think you could get an apple to me? 1.0987 0.02224 233 213 17 3
4552 TBH, this GOAT new gel is, like, totes savage! 1.0984 0.02159 244 223 18 3
4553 I has't to admiteth im a dram jealous. 1.0981 0.02243 214 195 17 2
4554 You told me to take "No Shave November" seriously this month? 1.0977 0.02134 215 195 19 1
4555 I'm guessing you wanted a HOUSE painter??? 1.0973 0.02341 226 208 14 4
4556 this is why repunzile as Flynn rider will never work 1.0965 0.02236 228 209 16 3
4557 When you said you were now a feminist and cut your hair, I realized I had to let my hair grow so I could rescue you." 1.0957 0.02254 209 191 16 2
4558 Don't forget to spay or neuter your pets. 1.0956 0.02248 251 232 14 5
4559 No shave November coming to use" 1.0946 0.02346 222 205 13 4
4560 I know it's stringy like spaghetti! 1.0942 0.02248 223 205 15 3
4561 Anymore and these ends are gonna split 1.0938 0.02239 224 206 15 3
4562 Wouldest thou be my non-disclosure agreement? 1.0917 0.02165 218 200 16 2
4563 when you have a problem with hair 1.0917 0.02065 218 199 18 1
4564 Rapunzel? More like Cra-punzel! 1.0917 0.02517 229 215 7 7
4565 Dear hair dryer, It is time to raise your tower! 1.0917 0.02277 229 212 13 4
4566 What more do you want from me, BITCH!! 1.0913 0.02182 230 212 15 3
4567 It's called bouffant,a new hairdo. 1.0892 0.02272 213 197 13 3
4568 What the heck is this...do you have to feed it and how do you get rescued with this? 1.0892 0.02272 213 197 13 3
4569 In hindsight, you probably said you ‘wanna get a key out of here, jail’, not our of hair ge 1.0886 0.02034 237 218 17 2
4570 There's 'meet cute,' and then there's "meet hurt.' 1.0870 0.01862 230 210 20 0
4571 But, how will I climb thine own head hair sweet Juilet? 1.0868 0.02480 219 206 7 6
4572 I understandth you don't want to get your hair tangled, but lets think about this..." "If you want me to come through... 1.0864 0.02150 243 226 13 4
4573 pudding? 1.0860 0.02192 221 205 13 3
4574 'I vowed to Mama that I'd never ever go to a barber.' 1.0852 0.02352 223 209 9 5
4575 Your shampoo promised to attract "even bottom feeders", but my Lance doesn't live in the balcony. 1.0826 0.01957 242 224 16 2
4576 A couple of crazy cats have inspired me, babe; whip it good, sweetie! 1.0812 0.02074 234 218 13 3
4577 Your alopecia dear is getting the best of you . 1.0805 0.01874 236 218 17 1
4578 come up ! you little girl, with the help of your long hair 1.0734 0.01798 259 242 15 2
4579 yaga! 1.0731 0.02089 219 206 10 3
4580 You want to help Door Knock? 1.0726 0.01904 234 219 13 2
4581 Your the best tower hair-dresser in the kingdom. What are you doing with my loose hair-strange for Lady Godiva? 1.0714 0.01725 224 208 16 0
4582 Why did you say 'I'm going to heave' so ominously? 1.0694 0.01966 216 203 11 2
4583 May I borrow this paper please? 1.0685 0.01711 219 204 15 0
4584 She expanded into a line of Old Crone Natural Radish Shampoo for Men to compete with Wizard Rogainf. menker.com/cartoons/contest?mbid=nl_Humor%20110718&CNDID=30871824&utm_source= 1.0500 0.01639 240 230 8 2
4585 My father ate it in his sleep, it's just like eating shredded wheat 1.0439 0.01495 228 219 8 1