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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2018-11-12T00:10:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2018-11-26T00:12:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2018-11-20T00:10:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | November 26, 2018 |
Number of captions | 4586 |
Number of responses | 1063820 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | Earl of Cowlick. And you are? | 1.6441 | 0.05168 | 236 | 131 | 58 | 47 |
1 | I'm supposed to call my doctor if it lasts more than 4 hours. | 1.6151 | 0.05145 | 239 | 139 | 53 | 47 |
2 | So, you're in a tower with no doors; I have a beanstalk growing out of my head. We both lied on our profiles. You wanna go out or not? | 1.6032 | 0.04875 | 252 | 145 | 62 | 45 |
3 | We have to move fast. The king's men are combing the area! | 1.5674 | 0.05249 | 215 | 130 | 48 | 37 |
4 | The last princess I rescued was in a well. | 1.5634 | 0.05374 | 213 | 132 | 42 | 39 |
5 | Ok, fine, we can make the story about you! | 1.5573 | 0.04418 | 253 | 143 | 79 | 31 |
6 | I knew one day my prince would comb. | 1.5498 | 0.05007 | 231 | 142 | 51 | 38 |
7 | Ok, fine. Maybe it’s not as thick as I described but your profile wasn’t exactly clear on your living situation either. | 1.5444 | 0.04806 | 248 | 153 | 55 | 40 |
8 | The guy took my cow and said to plant the magic beans -- but I had't eaten all day. | 1.5360 | 0.04879 | 250 | 159 | 48 | 43 |
9 | Well, then, let yours down and we can tie the knot here. | 1.5357 | 0.04936 | 224 | 137 | 54 | 33 |
10 | I'm the Hair apparent | 1.5256 | 0.04698 | 234 | 142 | 61 | 31 |
11 | It only does this with you, honest. | 1.5164 | 0.05223 | 213 | 138 | 40 | 35 |
12 | The Grimm brothers will be here any minute, so we have to get our story straight. | 1.5160 | 0.04471 | 250 | 152 | 67 | 31 |
13 | You spent all those years growing this out when you could have built a ladder in days? | 1.5144 | 0.04405 | 278 | 175 | 63 | 40 |
14 | ...or, I could come up? | 1.5127 | 0.04896 | 236 | 152 | 47 | 37 |
15 | Thank goodness! The last guy who came by couldn't get it up. | 1.5060 | 0.04697 | 249 | 160 | 52 | 37 |
16 | Now let me see yours. | 1.5041 | 0.04392 | 242 | 146 | 70 | 26 |
17 | Or you could just take the stairs. | 1.5038 | 0.04510 | 260 | 165 | 59 | 36 |
18 | I call it hairway to Heaven. | 1.5019 | 0.04439 | 263 | 166 | 62 | 35 |
19 | I’m your hairy godfather | 1.5000 | 0.05062 | 224 | 148 | 40 | 36 |
20 | I'm pretty sure we're doing this wrong. | 1.4980 | 0.04707 | 253 | 166 | 48 | 39 |
21 | Jack said if it lasts for more than five hours, I should call my physician. | 1.4960 | 0.04620 | 252 | 163 | 53 | 36 |
22 | Rogaine and Viagra. Why do you ask? | 1.4958 | 0.04833 | 240 | 158 | 45 | 37 |
23 | My ex lived in a well. | 1.4951 | 0.04938 | 204 | 128 | 51 | 25 |
24 | So many fairy tales get it wrong. | 1.4930 | 0.04928 | 215 | 138 | 48 | 29 |
25 | If this lasts more than four hours I'll have to see my doctor. | 1.4883 | 0.05051 | 213 | 140 | 42 | 31 |
26 | This really isn't necessary, there's a staircase in the back | 1.4873 | 0.04513 | 236 | 148 | 61 | 27 |
27 | Rapunzel, Rapunzel, lower your expectations! | 1.4859 | 0.04731 | 249 | 166 | 45 | 38 |
28 | I've used the new viagra pomade, but we've only got four hours to get you down. | 1.4820 | 0.04723 | 222 | 142 | 53 | 27 |
29 | It is I, Manbunzel. | 1.4815 | 0.04856 | 243 | 165 | 39 | 39 |
30 | Fine. Let’s try it your way. | 1.4790 | 0.04562 | 238 | 153 | 56 | 29 |
31 | And yet I can't grow a beard. | 1.4789 | 0.04826 | 213 | 137 | 50 | 26 |
32 | Rapunzel, Rapunzel, what should I do if this lasts more than four hours? | 1.4756 | 0.04597 | 246 | 162 | 51 | 33 |
33 | I'm not sure you understand the gravity of the situation. | 1.4750 | 0.04609 | 240 | 157 | 52 | 31 |
34 | Rapunzel, let down your expectations. | 1.4746 | 0.04590 | 236 | 153 | 54 | 29 |
35 | In my mind, this was always Plan B. | 1.4742 | 0.04732 | 213 | 136 | 53 | 24 |
36 | I thought it made me look presidential. | 1.4735 | 0.04742 | 226 | 148 | 49 | 29 |
37 | Rapunzel: the first draft. | 1.4711 | 0.04500 | 225 | 142 | 60 | 23 |
38 | I don't think you appreciate the gravity of the situation. | 1.4706 | 0.04560 | 238 | 155 | 54 | 29 |
39 | It always stiffens up when I'm near you. | 1.4699 | 0.04397 | 266 | 176 | 55 | 35 |
40 | It’s been four hours. Should I seek medical attention? | 1.4672 | 0.04585 | 259 | 176 | 45 | 38 |
41 | Think of it as Plan B. | 1.4664 | 0.04209 | 253 | 160 | 68 | 25 |
42 | Why is everything always a competition with you? | 1.4644 | 0.04306 | 239 | 151 | 65 | 23 |
43 | No seriously, let down my hair. | 1.4627 | 0.04365 | 255 | 167 | 58 | 30 |
44 | Post haste my princess, I can not keep it up much longer. | 1.4623 | 0.04649 | 212 | 136 | 54 | 22 |
45 | Well, that took 30 years but my feet are finally on the ground. You can let go now. | 1.4599 | 0.04571 | 237 | 157 | 51 | 29 |
46 | This might work better if we switched places. | 1.4593 | 0.04746 | 209 | 136 | 50 | 23 |
47 | It's a Hairway to Heaven | 1.4573 | 0.04732 | 234 | 159 | 43 | 32 |
48 | Can you just buzz me in? | 1.4570 | 0.04599 | 221 | 144 | 53 | 24 |
49 | Oh, how the fables have turned. | 1.4564 | 0.04317 | 241 | 155 | 62 | 24 |
50 | Yes, I’m Repunzel’s son. Why do you ask? | 1.4554 | 0.04818 | 213 | 142 | 45 | 26 |
51 | I feel like you're not meeting me halfway. | 1.4553 | 0.04253 | 246 | 158 | 64 | 24 |
52 | This usually doesn't happen, I'm just really excited to see you. | 1.4549 | 0.04692 | 244 | 168 | 41 | 35 |
53 | Enough teasing. Come down. | 1.4545 | 0.04738 | 231 | 157 | 43 | 31 |
54 | Yes, I suppose I could have brought a ladder. What's your point? | 1.4538 | 0.04138 | 249 | 158 | 69 | 22 |
55 | Thanks for letting me down gently. | 1.4534 | 0.04423 | 236 | 154 | 57 | 25 |
56 | Sorry, I'm a little excited to see you. | 1.4500 | 0.04297 | 260 | 173 | 57 | 30 |
57 | I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation. | 1.4490 | 0.04340 | 245 | 161 | 58 | 26 |
58 | If you pull me up, I won't let you down. | 1.4483 | 0.04992 | 203 | 138 | 39 | 26 |
59 | What do you mean by "or am I just glad to see you?" | 1.4454 | 0.04845 | 229 | 160 | 36 | 33 |
60 | I think we need to read the book again. | 1.4454 | 0.04310 | 238 | 155 | 60 | 23 |
61 | Trust me, the alternative is equally Grimm. | 1.4449 | 0.04756 | 227 | 156 | 41 | 30 |
62 | I thought maybe you'd had enough let downs. | 1.4449 | 0.04674 | 227 | 154 | 45 | 28 |
63 | Wait... let's just savor the irony for a minute. | 1.4449 | 0.04618 | 236 | 161 | 45 | 30 |
64 | Wait, I've got a better idea. | 1.4444 | 0.04533 | 225 | 149 | 52 | 24 |
65 | Yes, they're extensions. Quit being a such a princess. | 1.4431 | 0.04285 | 255 | 170 | 57 | 28 |
66 | The dispatcher said you were down a well. | 1.4427 | 0.04273 | 253 | 168 | 58 | 27 |
67 | Oh, the usual, part it on the left and take 18 feet off the top. | 1.4424 | 0.04419 | 217 | 140 | 58 | 19 |
68 | I'm thinking the ladder might have been a better plan. | 1.4420 | 0.04412 | 224 | 146 | 57 | 21 |
69 | Rapunzel in Australia. | 1.4395 | 0.04818 | 223 | 155 | 38 | 30 |
70 | In hindsight you're right. That's a much better idea. | 1.4387 | 0.04638 | 212 | 141 | 49 | 22 |
71 | First you pull me up, then I let you down. | 1.4386 | 0.04442 | 228 | 151 | 54 | 23 |
72 | The Viagra went to my head. | 1.4378 | 0.04651 | 217 | 146 | 47 | 24 |
73 | I think we are doing this all wrong. | 1.4375 | 0.04479 | 240 | 163 | 49 | 28 |
74 | I’ll just take the stairs. | 1.4372 | 0.04400 | 231 | 153 | 55 | 23 |
75 | It’s not you Rapunzel, it’s me. | 1.4370 | 0.04387 | 238 | 159 | 54 | 25 |
76 | I think you're right. I don't think this is how it's supposed to go. Did you read the whole story or just skim it? | 1.4369 | 0.04705 | 222 | 152 | 43 | 27 |
77 | I figured you were tired of being let down. | 1.4364 | 0.04737 | 220 | 151 | 42 | 27 |
78 | Okay, here’s where it gets tricky. | 1.4361 | 0.04455 | 227 | 151 | 53 | 23 |
79 | Go ahead...the laws of physics havent been discovered yet. | 1.4359 | 0.04482 | 234 | 158 | 50 | 26 |
80 | I thought I'd wear it up. | 1.4355 | 0.04294 | 248 | 166 | 56 | 26 |
81 | Up" is the New "Down" | 1.4348 | 0.04622 | 230 | 158 | 44 | 28 |
82 | I thought this time, maybe you come to my place. | 1.4348 | 0.04565 | 207 | 136 | 52 | 19 |
83 | Well yeah, I guess your way might work too. | 1.4344 | 0.04345 | 244 | 164 | 54 | 26 |
84 | Oh, there’s a door in the back? | 1.4344 | 0.04306 | 244 | 163 | 56 | 25 |
85 | I'm gonna be honest, something about this feels off. | 1.4342 | 0.04483 | 228 | 153 | 51 | 24 |
86 | Take off about two feet and frost the tips. | 1.4327 | 0.04214 | 245 | 162 | 60 | 23 |
87 | This kid named Jack fed me magic beans. | 1.4327 | 0.04331 | 245 | 165 | 54 | 26 |
88 | ...and so I ate the magic beans. | 1.4321 | 0.04357 | 243 | 164 | 53 | 26 |
89 | We do this a little differently in the southern hemisphere. | 1.4316 | 0.04355 | 234 | 156 | 55 | 23 |
90 | We really didn't think this out. | 1.4304 | 0.04145 | 237 | 154 | 64 | 19 |
91 | Rapunzel, let down my hair! | 1.4300 | 0.04663 | 207 | 139 | 47 | 21 |
92 | The fairy godmother said to call if it doesn't go down after 4 hours. | 1.4299 | 0.04629 | 221 | 151 | 45 | 25 |
93 | Hurry, before it gets humid. | 1.4298 | 0.04298 | 235 | 156 | 57 | 22 |
94 | I don't think you know the gravity of this. | 1.4298 | 0.04382 | 235 | 158 | 53 | 24 |
95 | I don't think you realize the gravity of the situation! | 1.4268 | 0.04203 | 239 | 158 | 60 | 21 |
96 | Are you Rapunzel? Or am I Rapunzel? | 1.4267 | 0.04421 | 232 | 157 | 51 | 24 |
97 | Okay, Miss Smartypants, YOU come up with an idea. | 1.4267 | 0.04379 | 232 | 156 | 53 | 23 |
98 | I've got a bad feeling we're doing this all wrong. | 1.4248 | 0.04417 | 226 | 152 | 52 | 22 |
99 | Am I going up or are you coming down? | 1.4245 | 0.04579 | 212 | 143 | 48 | 21 |
100 | I’m starting to see the flaw in this plan | 1.4242 | 0.04216 | 231 | 152 | 60 | 19 |
101 | Donald courts Melania | 1.4240 | 0.04482 | 250 | 176 | 42 | 32 |
102 | You know, I'd really appreciate it if we revisited the ladder idea again. | 1.4240 | 0.04454 | 217 | 145 | 52 | 20 |
103 | The real prison is gender roles | 1.4238 | 0.04560 | 210 | 141 | 49 | 20 |
104 | If you think that's impressive wait until later tonight! | 1.4237 | 0.04281 | 236 | 158 | 56 | 22 |
105 | Ok, so I misunderstood.... I'll go get the ladder. | 1.4229 | 0.04312 | 227 | 151 | 56 | 20 |
106 | This is not what I meant when I asked you to reciprocate. | 1.4227 | 0.04549 | 220 | 150 | 47 | 23 |
107 | Hurry up! If this thing stays upright for more than four hours, I'll have to go to Emergency! | 1.4227 | 0.04684 | 220 | 153 | 41 | 26 |
108 | What do I do? It's been more than four hours | 1.4227 | 0.04503 | 220 | 149 | 49 | 22 |
109 | For your information, it's called an updo. | 1.4215 | 0.04120 | 242 | 160 | 62 | 20 |
110 | I forgot which way the story goes. | 1.4200 | 0.04183 | 250 | 169 | 57 | 24 |
111 | Come over? I thought you said “comb-over.” | 1.4195 | 0.04523 | 236 | 165 | 43 | 28 |
112 | Sorry, this was the best I could do off the top of my head | 1.4194 | 0.04684 | 217 | 151 | 41 | 25 |
113 | It a combination of Viagra and Rogaine! | 1.4189 | 0.04516 | 222 | 152 | 47 | 23 |
114 | Ok-so maybe I didn’t completely think this through. | 1.4186 | 0.04381 | 215 | 143 | 54 | 18 |
115 | It’s a combination of Rogaine and Viagra. | 1.4177 | 0.04305 | 237 | 161 | 53 | 23 |
116 | Look Rapunzel, it's 2018, things are different now. | 1.4176 | 0.03943 | 261 | 173 | 67 | 21 |
117 | Careful, they're extensions. | 1.4173 | 0.04172 | 266 | 184 | 53 | 29 |
118 | That new Viagra shampoo, is wonderful | 1.4173 | 0.04006 | 278 | 190 | 60 | 28 |
119 | I don't know. I'm a prince, not a physicist. | 1.4170 | 0.04316 | 223 | 149 | 55 | 19 |
120 | I guess I don't understand the gravity of the situation... | 1.4167 | 0.04558 | 216 | 148 | 46 | 22 |
121 | Leznupar, Leznupar, pull up my hair. | 1.4163 | 0.04618 | 221 | 154 | 42 | 25 |
122 | Stairs? I thought you said hairs! | 1.4159 | 0.04410 | 226 | 154 | 50 | 22 |
123 | I don't know why, but it always seems to do this when I see an attractive woman | 1.4159 | 0.04730 | 214 | 150 | 39 | 25 |
124 | And then...hold on. I think I have the instructions upside-down. | 1.4157 | 0.04159 | 267 | 185 | 53 | 29 |
125 | Yank me up. It's a new era. | 1.4149 | 0.04371 | 241 | 167 | 48 | 26 |
126 | Leznupar, Leznupar - let up your hair! | 1.4139 | 0.04291 | 244 | 168 | 51 | 25 |
127 | Gravity won't be explained for another couple hundred years, so just go with it | 1.4138 | 0.04326 | 232 | 158 | 52 | 22 |
128 | Rapunzel, you don’t understand the gravity of the situation. | 1.4128 | 0.04285 | 235 | 160 | 53 | 22 |
129 | Is that product in your hair or are you just happy to see me? | 1.4126 | 0.04715 | 223 | 159 | 36 | 28 |
130 | How drunk were we the night we made this plan? | 1.4125 | 0.04019 | 257 | 173 | 62 | 22 |
131 | I thought we were going to your place. | 1.4118 | 0.04339 | 221 | 149 | 53 | 19 |
132 | Historians will never get our story right. | 1.4113 | 0.04114 | 231 | 153 | 61 | 17 |
133 | My pharmacist accidentally combined my Rogain and Viagra prescriptions. | 1.4110 | 0.04516 | 236 | 167 | 41 | 28 |
134 | Or you could come down? | 1.4105 | 0.04319 | 229 | 156 | 52 | 21 |
135 | In hindsight, I guess a ladder is not a bad idea. | 1.4101 | 0.04394 | 217 | 147 | 51 | 19 |
136 | Well, I could pull you up, but then where would we be. | 1.4094 | 0.04126 | 254 | 174 | 56 | 24 |
137 | I’m not sure we thought this all the way through. | 1.4093 | 0.04105 | 259 | 178 | 56 | 25 |
138 | Is that your hair? Or are you just happy to see me? | 1.4089 | 0.04764 | 203 | 142 | 39 | 22 |
139 | It's called the Trumpunzel. | 1.4085 | 0.04687 | 235 | 171 | 32 | 32 |
140 | We really need to get the elevator fixed. | 1.4085 | 0.04281 | 235 | 161 | 52 | 22 |
141 | Think of it as an extensions ladder. | 1.4085 | 0.04646 | 213 | 149 | 41 | 23 |
142 | Now what? | 1.4077 | 0.04434 | 233 | 163 | 45 | 25 |
143 | The ride down might be little hairy | 1.4077 | 0.04475 | 233 | 164 | 43 | 26 |
144 | Didn't you read the story? | 1.4077 | 0.04056 | 260 | 178 | 58 | 24 |
145 | Maybe you could just take the stairs. | 1.4069 | 0.04545 | 231 | 164 | 40 | 27 |
146 | Look; does it really matter who's hair it is? | 1.4069 | 0.04590 | 204 | 140 | 45 | 19 |
147 | I'm not sure I thought this one through. | 1.4068 | 0.04181 | 236 | 160 | 56 | 20 |
148 | It's a combover with superglue. Isn't this Trump Tower? | 1.4066 | 0.04364 | 241 | 169 | 46 | 26 |
149 | I assure you, I have no problems keeping it up. | 1.4064 | 0.04457 | 219 | 151 | 47 | 21 |
150 | Rogaine merged with Viagra | 1.4064 | 0.04235 | 251 | 175 | 50 | 26 |
151 | Are we in the right fairy tale? | 1.4064 | 0.04197 | 251 | 174 | 52 | 25 |
152 | Do you think I could take the stairs this time? | 1.4061 | 0.03819 | 261 | 173 | 70 | 18 |
153 | That's as stiff as if gets. | 1.4059 | 0.04227 | 239 | 164 | 53 | 22 |
154 | That Rogaine Viagra combo works wonders! | 1.4053 | 0.04081 | 264 | 183 | 55 | 26 |
155 | No mousse. I'm just really happy to see you. | 1.4051 | 0.04376 | 237 | 166 | 46 | 25 |
156 | Thanks, but I think I'll just use the stairs | 1.4047 | 0.04563 | 215 | 150 | 43 | 22 |
157 | It feels good to let my hair up every once in a while. | 1.4041 | 0.04191 | 245 | 169 | 53 | 23 |
158 | I hate to rush you, but my family has a history of male pattern baldness. | 1.4038 | 0.04471 | 208 | 142 | 48 | 18 |
159 | I was willing to go to any length... | 1.4034 | 0.04037 | 233 | 155 | 62 | 16 |
160 | Trust me, I can keep it up. | 1.4032 | 0.04318 | 253 | 180 | 44 | 29 |
161 | It's a wig. I got it at Trump University. | 1.4025 | 0.04549 | 236 | 170 | 37 | 29 |
162 | Wait! I have a better idea. | 1.4024 | 0.04177 | 246 | 170 | 53 | 23 |
163 | I think this relationship is headed in the wrong direction. | 1.4024 | 0.04256 | 246 | 172 | 49 | 25 |
164 | No, I also have not read the story. | 1.4019 | 0.04278 | 214 | 144 | 54 | 16 |
165 | You know there’s a door on the other side, right? | 1.4018 | 0.04637 | 219 | 156 | 38 | 25 |
166 | Are you sure you don't want to use the ladder? | 1.4017 | 0.04113 | 234 | 158 | 58 | 18 |
167 | I must have mixed some Viagra in with my Rogaine. | 1.4015 | 0.04207 | 259 | 183 | 48 | 28 |
168 | To be perfectly frank, while the hair extension is very nice, I'd rather the money had been spent on a ladder. | 1.4009 | 0.04433 | 217 | 150 | 47 | 20 |
169 | Just take a bit off the top. | 1.4009 | 0.04514 | 227 | 161 | 41 | 25 |
170 | We should reread the story before going through with this. | 1.4008 | 0.04032 | 237 | 159 | 61 | 17 |
171 | It's been like this for over 4 hours! I knew I shouldn't mix Viagra and Rogaine. | 1.4008 | 0.04248 | 237 | 164 | 51 | 22 |
172 | The infomercial said it will stay erect for up to 4 hours. | 1.4008 | 0.04060 | 242 | 164 | 59 | 19 |
173 | Yes, I am just glad to see you. | 1.4007 | 0.04123 | 272 | 193 | 49 | 30 |
174 | We might need to rethink your escape plan. | 1.4000 | 0.04411 | 240 | 171 | 42 | 27 |
175 | You’re the one who always wants to try something different. | 1.4000 | 0.04340 | 230 | 160 | 48 | 22 |
176 | My therapist said that we should practice some role reversal. | 1.4000 | 0.04333 | 210 | 142 | 52 | 16 |
177 | Yes, it's a combover - it that a deal breaker? | 1.3992 | 0.04091 | 253 | 175 | 55 | 23 |
178 | Well, do you have a better idea? | 1.3991 | 0.03939 | 233 | 154 | 65 | 14 |
179 | Can you take a little off the top? | 1.3991 | 0.04695 | 218 | 157 | 35 | 26 |
180 | I wasn’t sure which pill was Propecia and which was Viagra—so I took them both. | 1.3983 | 0.04396 | 241 | 172 | 42 | 27 |
181 | I think we're doing this wrong. | 1.3983 | 0.04085 | 236 | 160 | 58 | 18 |
182 | Rapunzel Rapunzel not upward I go, Rather you slide down -this is different I know. Slither to me by descending my doo, We'll run off together and share our shampoo... | 1.3983 | 0.03961 | 231 | 153 | 64 | 14 |
183 | Did we get this wrong Punrazel ? | 1.3981 | 0.04471 | 211 | 146 | 46 | 19 |
184 | I accidentally dropped viagra in my shampoo. | 1.3978 | 0.04188 | 269 | 193 | 45 | 31 |
185 | I thought I'd move in with you, instead. | 1.3974 | 0.04395 | 229 | 161 | 45 | 23 |
186 | Oh wait! I see what we’re doing wrong! | 1.3973 | 0.04330 | 224 | 155 | 49 | 20 |
187 | ... the last prince with a big comb-over made promises, too! | 1.3953 | 0.04694 | 215 | 155 | 35 | 25 |
188 | Yes, sorry, it IS a comb-over. | 1.3951 | 0.04247 | 243 | 171 | 48 | 24 |
189 | Keep holding. Once it sets, we're out of here. | 1.3951 | 0.03957 | 243 | 164 | 62 | 17 |
190 | Thank you for letting me down gently | 1.3947 | 0.04272 | 228 | 158 | 50 | 20 |
191 | No one said role reversal was going to be easy. | 1.3947 | 0.04317 | 228 | 159 | 48 | 21 |
192 | Because I thought you were locked in a dungeon—not a tower. | 1.3945 | 0.04089 | 256 | 179 | 53 | 24 |
193 | Yes, it's a toupee, so you may want to take the stairs | 1.3945 | 0.04507 | 218 | 154 | 42 | 22 |
194 | Just slide down. | 1.3935 | 0.04630 | 216 | 155 | 37 | 24 |
195 | I was thinking tonight we could go to my place. | 1.3930 | 0.04519 | 229 | 165 | 38 | 26 |
196 | Are you sure this is how the story goes? | 1.3929 | 0.04278 | 224 | 155 | 50 | 19 |
197 | I think it might be easier if YOU came DOWN! | 1.3929 | 0.04135 | 224 | 152 | 56 | 16 |
198 | Won't you consider taking the stairs? | 1.3929 | 0.04135 | 224 | 152 | 56 | 16 |
199 | What do you mean 'What took me so long?' | 1.3927 | 0.04035 | 247 | 170 | 57 | 20 |
200 | Manbunzel, Manbunzel, let up your hair! | 1.3924 | 0.04154 | 237 | 164 | 53 | 20 |
201 | I still think my plan was better. | 1.3921 | 0.04237 | 227 | 157 | 51 | 19 |
202 | Maybe I should take the stairs. | 1.3919 | 0.04444 | 222 | 157 | 43 | 22 |
203 | I'm kind of a bigwig. | 1.3917 | 0.04471 | 217 | 153 | 43 | 21 |
204 | Sure, if we do it your way, no one will ever remember my name! | 1.3915 | 0.04596 | 212 | 151 | 39 | 22 |
205 | What do you mean, "over-compensating"? | 1.3915 | 0.04178 | 235 | 163 | 52 | 20 |
206 | It's called an 'updo'. | 1.3913 | 0.04082 | 253 | 177 | 53 | 23 |
207 | I'm thinking we should try this the other way around. | 1.3909 | 0.03995 | 243 | 166 | 59 | 18 |
208 | Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down my hair. I promise I'll call! | 1.3906 | 0.04289 | 233 | 164 | 47 | 22 |
209 | Let's change some details when we write the book about this. | 1.3904 | 0.04401 | 228 | 162 | 43 | 23 |
210 | Someday, Rupunzal, we’ll look back on this and laugh. | 1.3901 | 0.04428 | 223 | 158 | 43 | 22 |
211 | Rapunzel, just tie it on to the bedpost and think of it as a zip line | 1.3900 | 0.04583 | 200 | 140 | 42 | 18 |
212 | Harold, I know extensions when I see them. | 1.3899 | 0.04358 | 218 | 152 | 47 | 19 |
213 | Please, comb down. | 1.3899 | 0.04730 | 218 | 160 | 31 | 27 |
214 | I just had the most hair-raising experience! | 1.3898 | 0.04120 | 236 | 163 | 54 | 19 |
215 | I knew I didn't understand the story. | 1.3896 | 0.04091 | 231 | 158 | 56 | 17 |
216 | Take your time, they promised 12 hours of maximum hold and lasting shine. | 1.3891 | 0.04456 | 221 | 157 | 42 | 22 |
217 | I promise if you pull me up, I'm never gonna let you down. | 1.3886 | 0.04658 | 211 | 152 | 36 | 23 |
218 | The plan is still a good plan...we just need to tweak a few things. | 1.3884 | 0.04004 | 242 | 166 | 58 | 18 |
219 | Did we get it backwards? | 1.3884 | 0.04171 | 242 | 170 | 50 | 22 |
220 | You come down? I thought you wanted me to come up. | 1.3882 | 0.03928 | 237 | 160 | 62 | 15 |
221 | Why can't you ever just meet me halfway? | 1.3882 | 0.04276 | 237 | 168 | 46 | 23 |
222 | But I just don't think "Rapunzel, Rapunzel, pull up my hair" has got the same vibe | 1.3881 | 0.04390 | 219 | 154 | 45 | 20 |
223 | Can you find the gum? | 1.3879 | 0.04364 | 214 | 149 | 47 | 18 |
224 | It started out as a man bun. | 1.3875 | 0.04318 | 240 | 172 | 43 | 25 |
225 | I ate the beans | 1.3875 | 0.04154 | 240 | 168 | 51 | 21 |
226 | I think our plan needs a rethink, sweetheart. | 1.3871 | 0.04176 | 248 | 176 | 48 | 24 |
227 | What do you mean your mother hates my hair? | 1.3864 | 0.03918 | 264 | 184 | 58 | 22 |
228 | I don't respond well to being upbraided. | 1.3863 | 0.04328 | 233 | 166 | 44 | 23 |
229 | Don't come down—haven’t you been paying attention to the news? Pull me up! | 1.3857 | 0.04423 | 223 | 159 | 42 | 22 |
230 | Never mind the fable. Grab my hair and pull me up. | 1.3853 | 0.04449 | 218 | 155 | 42 | 21 |
231 | Trust me, it won't let you down. | 1.3853 | 0.04177 | 231 | 161 | 51 | 19 |
232 | The old way reinforced destructive gender stereotypes. | 1.3846 | 0.04357 | 221 | 156 | 45 | 20 |
233 | Manesplaining. | 1.3846 | 0.04213 | 221 | 153 | 51 | 17 |
234 | Don't tease me so. | 1.3846 | 0.04033 | 260 | 184 | 52 | 24 |
235 | I don't feel you properly grasp the gravity of the situation. | 1.3843 | 0.04110 | 229 | 158 | 54 | 17 |
236 | Grab on and slide down. It'll work because this is a fairy tale." | 1.3843 | 0.04336 | 229 | 163 | 44 | 22 |
237 | Just a little off the top." | 1.3840 | 0.04057 | 237 | 164 | 55 | 18 |
238 | I'll admit I hadn't really thought this through. | 1.3839 | 0.04125 | 224 | 154 | 54 | 16 |
239 | Rejected Early Versions of Classic Fables, # 16: Rapunzel | 1.3837 | 0.04017 | 258 | 182 | 53 | 23 |
240 | Rapunzel, Rapunzel, Let go of my hair! | 1.3836 | 0.04432 | 219 | 156 | 42 | 21 |
241 | This just feels wrong, somehow. | 1.3835 | 0.04425 | 206 | 144 | 45 | 17 |
242 | Tie it to the bedpost. | 1.3833 | 0.04180 | 227 | 158 | 51 | 18 |
243 | Didn't you read the script? | 1.3827 | 0.04111 | 243 | 171 | 51 | 21 |
244 | You think this is bad? Wait till I take my pants off. | 1.3826 | 0.04493 | 230 | 168 | 36 | 26 |
245 | I feel like I can't let my hair down around you. | 1.3825 | 0.04135 | 251 | 179 | 48 | 24 |
246 | Now we know what happens when Rogaine and Viagra are mixed. | 1.3824 | 0.04420 | 238 | 174 | 37 | 27 |
247 | It's no big deal that you can get it up, Prince. The question is, can you keep it up? | 1.3822 | 0.04390 | 225 | 161 | 42 | 22 |
248 | It's now or never, I've got a barber's appointment in an hour. | 1.3820 | 0.04365 | 233 | 168 | 41 | 24 |
249 | Um, on second thought, maybe you should just take the stairs down. | 1.3819 | 0.03944 | 254 | 177 | 57 | 20 |
250 | Call me old fashioned, but how about you let your hair down. | 1.3818 | 0.04073 | 220 | 150 | 56 | 14 |
251 | Better I come to you. | 1.3814 | 0.04021 | 236 | 163 | 56 | 17 |
252 | It’s my fairy tail. | 1.3812 | 0.04278 | 223 | 157 | 47 | 19 |
253 | I can just take the stairs. | 1.3812 | 0.04417 | 223 | 160 | 41 | 22 |
254 | Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your expectations of gender equality! | 1.3810 | 0.04261 | 231 | 164 | 46 | 21 |
255 | Well you're not what I was expecting either. | 1.3810 | 0.04414 | 210 | 148 | 44 | 18 |
256 | I know this isn't the way it's supposed to work, but why split hairs. | 1.3808 | 0.04158 | 239 | 169 | 49 | 21 |
257 | Well, you did say to comb-up and see you sometime. | 1.3803 | 0.04221 | 234 | 166 | 47 | 21 |
258 | I thought maybe it could be my place this time. | 1.3801 | 0.04256 | 221 | 155 | 48 | 18 |
259 | Considering the situation, size actually does matter. | 1.3801 | 0.03979 | 271 | 194 | 51 | 26 |
260 | Fine, might be a few inches shorter than I said on Tinder. | 1.3797 | 0.04308 | 237 | 171 | 42 | 24 |
261 | I still can’t believe you’d let me down like this. | 1.3796 | 0.04325 | 216 | 152 | 46 | 18 |
262 | Thank you, but I'm here about the stairs. | 1.3795 | 0.04262 | 224 | 158 | 47 | 19 |
263 | Yeah, I didn’t really think this through... | 1.3795 | 0.04070 | 224 | 154 | 55 | 15 |
264 | ..but we have a great system now: your hair to climb up and mine to get back down. Why do you want to complicate things by moving in together? | 1.3793 | 0.04333 | 232 | 167 | 42 | 23 |
265 | I'm starting to think you're in there for a good reason | 1.3790 | 0.04426 | 219 | 157 | 41 | 21 |
266 | It's down the up haircase - but I know you can do it! | 1.3790 | 0.04474 | 219 | 158 | 39 | 22 |
267 | I’ve waited five long years to rescue you. | 1.3786 | 0.03937 | 243 | 168 | 58 | 17 |
268 | I thought it would be easier if you came down rather than me coming up. | 1.3786 | 0.03980 | 243 | 169 | 56 | 18 |
269 | ‘‘‘Tis not the only thing that has risen towards thee, my love!” | 1.3785 | 0.04207 | 251 | 182 | 43 | 26 |
270 | What do you mean "no"? | 1.3784 | 0.04044 | 222 | 152 | 56 | 14 |
271 | Do you have a better idea? | 1.3779 | 0.04259 | 217 | 152 | 48 | 17 |
272 | I mixed Viagra with my hair gel. You should be able to slide right down. | 1.3778 | 0.04430 | 225 | 163 | 39 | 23 |
273 | Correct. I don't get the gravity of the situation at all. | 1.3778 | 0.04200 | 225 | 158 | 49 | 18 |
274 | I admit, the physics of this probably makes less sense | 1.3776 | 0.04171 | 241 | 172 | 47 | 22 |
275 | Can we tell people it was the other way round? | 1.3776 | 0.04002 | 241 | 168 | 55 | 18 |
276 | Mine, yours. Stop splitting hairs and get down here. | 1.3772 | 0.04297 | 228 | 163 | 44 | 21 |
277 | The therapist suggested we try some role reversal exercises. | 1.3772 | 0.04066 | 228 | 158 | 54 | 16 |
278 | Lather! Rinse! Rappel! | 1.3771 | 0.04319 | 236 | 171 | 41 | 24 |
279 | Fear not, my princess. It’s a good hair day. | 1.3771 | 0.03971 | 236 | 163 | 57 | 16 |
280 | I'd prefer to use the stairs | 1.3770 | 0.03838 | 252 | 174 | 61 | 17 |
281 | Just a little off the top, please. | 1.3767 | 0.04234 | 215 | 150 | 49 | 16 |
282 | Oh no, wait, YOU should grow the hair. | 1.3761 | 0.04137 | 226 | 158 | 51 | 17 |
283 | I prepared for this role for thirty years, and now you’re telling me I misread the script? | 1.3761 | 0.04128 | 234 | 165 | 50 | 19 |
284 | Keep stroking it just like that and I promise it will stay up. | 1.3760 | 0.04100 | 250 | 179 | 48 | 23 |
285 | They're still out of ladders | 1.3755 | 0.04236 | 229 | 163 | 46 | 20 |
286 | Don't overthink it. Just climb down. | 1.3750 | 0.04418 | 216 | 155 | 41 | 20 |
287 | What do you mean "you were holding the instructions upside down?' | 1.3750 | 0.04269 | 216 | 152 | 47 | 17 |
288 | Your hair looks Grimm. | 1.3745 | 0.04018 | 243 | 171 | 53 | 19 |
289 | Rapunzel...rapunzel let go of my hair! She was only a friend...I promise, I swear! | 1.3745 | 0.04201 | 235 | 168 | 46 | 21 |
290 | And I thought to myself, why am I always doing the climbing? | 1.3739 | 0.03944 | 238 | 165 | 57 | 16 |
291 | In this story you pull me up and we hide happily ever after. | 1.3739 | 0.04119 | 238 | 169 | 49 | 20 |
292 | For some reason I felt like we're doing it wrong | 1.3739 | 0.03988 | 238 | 166 | 55 | 17 |
293 | Ironic isn't it. | 1.3738 | 0.04346 | 214 | 152 | 44 | 18 |
294 | My hairdresser claims it's good for up to 125 pounds. | 1.3738 | 0.04192 | 214 | 149 | 50 | 15 |
295 | When you go low, I go high | 1.3735 | 0.03901 | 257 | 181 | 56 | 20 |
296 | Unfortunately, I can't keep it up very long! | 1.3734 | 0.04082 | 241 | 171 | 50 | 20 |
297 | Ya know, it might be easier if you just jump. | 1.3723 | 0.04648 | 188 | 134 | 38 | 16 |
298 | At first, I did it to flip the narrative on gender stereotypes, but now I'm just enjoying the look. | 1.3721 | 0.04279 | 215 | 152 | 46 | 17 |
299 | Now you show me yours | 1.3718 | 0.04297 | 234 | 170 | 41 | 23 |
300 | I don't unwind my knight-bun for just any princess. | 1.3718 | 0.04078 | 234 | 165 | 51 | 18 |
301 | By extension, I desire thee. | 1.3716 | 0.04186 | 218 | 153 | 49 | 16 |
302 | "Comb-over? I thought you said come over!" | 1.3712 | 0.04276 | 229 | 165 | 43 | 21 |
303 | Oops, my bad! I thought you asked me to get extensions, not an extension LADDER! | 1.3712 | 0.04364 | 229 | 167 | 39 | 23 |
304 | Rapunzel, Rapunzel, this ain’t gonna work the way we thought. | 1.3708 | 0.03961 | 240 | 168 | 55 | 17 |
305 | Well, mostly it's for cats in trees. | 1.3705 | 0.04003 | 251 | 179 | 51 | 21 |
306 | Glad to meet you, Rapunzel. I'm Prince Rogain. | 1.3704 | 0.04219 | 243 | 177 | 42 | 24 |
307 | Leznuper, Leznuper, up hair my let. | 1.3701 | 0.04122 | 254 | 185 | 44 | 25 |
308 | I really feel that our relationship is starting to gel. | 1.3699 | 0.04319 | 219 | 157 | 43 | 19 |
309 | Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let up my hair? No, wait, Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let go of my hair? No wait.... | 1.3697 | 0.03983 | 238 | 167 | 54 | 17 |
310 | I guess we didn't think it through. | 1.3696 | 0.03935 | 257 | 183 | 53 | 21 |
311 | Maybe we should take a second and rethink this. | 1.3695 | 0.04452 | 203 | 145 | 41 | 17 |
312 | If we want this fairy tale to endure, we've got to come up with something better than, "Ralph, Ralph, toss up your comb over." | 1.3694 | 0.04031 | 222 | 154 | 54 | 14 |
313 | I always wear my hair up. Why do you ask? | 1.3691 | 0.04041 | 233 | 164 | 52 | 17 |
314 | Ouch! Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down my hair! | 1.3689 | 0.04123 | 244 | 176 | 46 | 22 |
315 | Could you take just a little off the top? | 1.3687 | 0.04296 | 217 | 155 | 44 | 18 |
316 | Hello my name’s Prince Hairy. | 1.3686 | 0.03913 | 236 | 164 | 57 | 15 |
317 | Jack gave me some beans and this happened. | 1.3686 | 0.04109 | 255 | 186 | 44 | 25 |
318 | Rapunzel, rapunzel, please let down my hair! | 1.3684 | 0.04240 | 228 | 164 | 44 | 20 |
319 | You're the only one I can get it up for. | 1.3684 | 0.04715 | 209 | 156 | 29 | 24 |
320 | How about we not get hung up on gender roles? | 1.3684 | 0.04148 | 228 | 162 | 48 | 18 |
321 | Yeah, I dread locks too. | 1.3684 | 0.04330 | 228 | 166 | 40 | 22 |
322 | That's enough gel. Now slide down. | 1.3682 | 0.04350 | 220 | 159 | 41 | 20 |
323 | So I was standing in the back of the Great Hall and I told the witch "I wish I was next in line to be heir to the throne." But it was loud in there, and the next thing I knew... | 1.3680 | 0.03971 | 250 | 178 | 52 | 20 |
324 | I don't see why you're so surprised, it was listed on my profile! | 1.3678 | 0.04105 | 242 | 174 | 47 | 21 |
325 | Do you believe I'm your brother now? | 1.3678 | 0.04020 | 242 | 172 | 51 | 19 |
326 | Tell me again, why can't we use a ladder? | 1.3675 | 0.03887 | 234 | 162 | 58 | 14 |
327 | I'm just excited seeing you! | 1.3674 | 0.04422 | 215 | 156 | 39 | 20 |
328 | It’s gelled. You should be able to just slide down. | 1.3674 | 0.04323 | 215 | 154 | 43 | 18 |
329 | I don't believe we thought this all the way through. | 1.3668 | 0.04039 | 229 | 161 | 52 | 16 |
330 | OK that was the hard part; now pull me up. | 1.3667 | 0.04042 | 240 | 171 | 50 | 19 |
331 | I always doubted climate change, and now I'm not sure about gravity. | 1.3667 | 0.03955 | 240 | 169 | 54 | 17 |
332 | Is this really the time to split hairs? | 1.3665 | 0.04189 | 221 | 157 | 47 | 17 |
333 | Sir Isaac Newton be damned. | 1.3665 | 0.04139 | 221 | 156 | 49 | 16 |
334 | In retrospect, it probably made more sense for you to climb down first. | 1.3665 | 0.04474 | 221 | 163 | 35 | 23 |
335 | Sure, we'll have some drain issues but I'm hoping we can work through that. | 1.3664 | 0.04095 | 232 | 165 | 49 | 18 |
336 | It's male pattern boldness | 1.3663 | 0.04049 | 243 | 174 | 49 | 20 |
337 | Sorry, Melania, I need all of it for my comb over. | 1.3661 | 0.04197 | 224 | 160 | 46 | 18 |
338 | Must you check for lice every time I come home? | 1.3659 | 0.03972 | 246 | 175 | 52 | 19 |
339 | Well, could you at least help me get it back into the hat? | 1.3656 | 0.04157 | 227 | 162 | 47 | 18 |
340 | You have to climb down the up haircase. | 1.3655 | 0.04138 | 249 | 182 | 43 | 24 |
341 | Why do we always go to your place? | 1.3653 | 0.04263 | 219 | 157 | 44 | 18 |
342 | I can keep it up all night too. | 1.3652 | 0.04343 | 230 | 169 | 38 | 23 |
343 | The plan looked good on paper. | 1.3651 | 0.04028 | 241 | 172 | 50 | 19 |
344 | Don’t I look presidential? | 1.3644 | 0.04041 | 247 | 178 | 48 | 21 |
345 | Thinking outside the locks. | 1.3641 | 0.04388 | 217 | 158 | 39 | 20 |
346 | The supplements said they'd make me bigger, they just didn't say where... | 1.3641 | 0.04436 | 217 | 159 | 37 | 21 |
347 | Could you explain to me again how this is supposed to work? | 1.3640 | 0.03999 | 228 | 160 | 53 | 15 |
348 | It's been like this for almost four hours. | 1.3640 | 0.04137 | 239 | 173 | 45 | 21 |
349 | Something went terribly wrong after I ate some of Jack's magic beans. | 1.3640 | 0.04137 | 239 | 173 | 45 | 21 |
350 | This is not going to be a fairy tale ending. | 1.3636 | 0.04291 | 198 | 139 | 46 | 13 |
351 | You were right all along. It's me who needs the rescuing. I'm sorry. | 1.3633 | 0.04021 | 245 | 176 | 49 | 20 |
352 | Rapunzel! Rapunzel! Could you let down my hair? | 1.3632 | 0.04155 | 234 | 169 | 45 | 20 |
353 | In hindsight, building a ladder would have been quicker. | 1.3629 | 0.04117 | 237 | 171 | 46 | 20 |
354 | Yes, today is a good hair day. | 1.3628 | 0.03973 | 226 | 158 | 54 | 14 |
355 | I said, 'Come over,' not 'Comb over!' | 1.3628 | 0.04396 | 226 | 167 | 36 | 23 |
356 | Simple. First,you pull me up. Then I hang by my heels and you slide down. | 1.3628 | 0.04118 | 226 | 161 | 48 | 17 |
357 | It's easier if you just pull me up. | 1.3626 | 0.03947 | 262 | 190 | 49 | 23 |
358 | Would you like to tie the knot? | 1.3626 | 0.04021 | 262 | 192 | 45 | 25 |
359 | I think we're seeing a paradigm shift. | 1.3625 | 0.03952 | 251 | 180 | 51 | 20 |
360 | Things just always seem to work this way here in Australia. | 1.3625 | 0.04247 | 240 | 177 | 39 | 24 |
361 | Sure, now you appreciate my comb-over. | 1.3624 | 0.04264 | 229 | 167 | 41 | 21 |
362 | Wait a minute Rapunzel, I think we got this backwards. | 1.3624 | 0.04080 | 229 | 163 | 49 | 17 |
363 | Well, I thought those magic beans would make a good casserole. | 1.3621 | 0.04001 | 243 | 174 | 50 | 19 |
364 | I’m pretty sure the book says “let DOWN your hair.” | 1.3621 | 0.03854 | 232 | 161 | 58 | 13 |
365 | I see they don't offer physics in your kingdom. | 1.3620 | 0.04375 | 221 | 162 | 38 | 21 |
366 | This isn't what I meant when I suggested you reciprocate. | 1.3620 | 0.04421 | 221 | 163 | 36 | 22 |
367 | It also makes the best man bun in the land. | 1.3620 | 0.04231 | 221 | 159 | 44 | 18 |
368 | They're extensions. | 1.3619 | 0.03699 | 268 | 189 | 61 | 18 |
369 | It’s a Trump toupee. The combing instructions are impossible, but it claims to be the best hairpiece for rappelling women. | 1.3619 | 0.03883 | 268 | 194 | 51 | 23 |
370 | Be careful coming down, the mousse makes it slippery. | 1.3618 | 0.03966 | 246 | 176 | 51 | 19 |
371 | It's not symbolic of anything, just climb down. | 1.3616 | 0.04044 | 224 | 158 | 51 | 15 |
372 | Just even up the ends. | 1.3613 | 0.03971 | 238 | 169 | 52 | 17 |
373 | You should see it when it's curly. | 1.3610 | 0.03979 | 241 | 172 | 51 | 18 |
374 | Finally, a good hair day! | 1.3608 | 0.04586 | 194 | 141 | 36 | 17 |
375 | My recipe is equal parts Pantene, Rogaine and Viagra. | 1.3607 | 0.04354 | 219 | 160 | 39 | 20 |
376 | Chapter One of: "Dyslexic Fairy Tales" | 1.3602 | 0.04212 | 236 | 173 | 41 | 22 |
377 | If you pull me up, I will never let you down. | 1.3600 | 0.04127 | 225 | 161 | 47 | 17 |
378 | Leznupar, leznupar... | 1.3596 | 0.04228 | 228 | 166 | 42 | 20 |
379 | I"'ll pull you up, then you can let me down" | 1.3596 | 0.04546 | 203 | 149 | 35 | 19 |
380 | Alas, no winch for the wench. | 1.3596 | 0.03854 | 267 | 193 | 52 | 22 |
381 | You wanted long stairs to get down? I thought you said long hairs. | 1.3595 | 0.03922 | 242 | 172 | 53 | 17 |
382 | We didn't think this escape plan all the way through. | 1.3595 | 0.04135 | 242 | 177 | 43 | 22 |
383 | Nice, but I'm actually waiting for the HEIR apparent. | 1.3594 | 0.04332 | 217 | 158 | 40 | 19 |
384 | Let’s make this easy. Take the stairs! | 1.3590 | 0.03968 | 234 | 166 | 52 | 16 |
385 | For once just take the elevator like everyone else. | 1.3589 | 0.03981 | 248 | 179 | 49 | 20 |
386 | The school board had the story rewritten to be hair neutral. | 1.3586 | 0.04111 | 237 | 172 | 45 | 20 |
387 | The bottle said extra strong maximum hold. It even spelled extra and maximum with two x's. I think you'll be fine. | 1.3586 | 0.03987 | 251 | 182 | 48 | 21 |
388 | The barber called it an up-do. | 1.3585 | 0.04249 | 212 | 152 | 44 | 16 |
389 | My ex got the ladder. | 1.3585 | 0.04142 | 212 | 150 | 48 | 14 |
390 | I still say a Zip Line would be easier. | 1.3581 | 0.04026 | 229 | 163 | 50 | 16 |
391 | Just deal with it: you expected Prince Harry, but you got Prince Hairy. | 1.3580 | 0.04202 | 243 | 180 | 39 | 24 |
392 | I got the idea watching the president. | 1.3580 | 0.04202 | 243 | 180 | 39 | 24 |
393 | Look, I've already met you more than halfway... | 1.3578 | 0.04011 | 218 | 153 | 52 | 13 |
394 | Explain to me again how this is going to work.... | 1.3578 | 0.04082 | 232 | 167 | 47 | 18 |
395 | Fear not, fair maiden. The man bun obeys neither fashion nor physics. | 1.3575 | 0.04321 | 221 | 162 | 39 | 20 |
396 | I'm thinking man-bun. | 1.3568 | 0.04185 | 241 | 178 | 40 | 23 |
397 | Pull me up...haven’t you ever heard of gender equality? | 1.3568 | 0.03885 | 241 | 171 | 54 | 16 |
398 | Rapunzel, I am your father. | 1.3566 | 0.04168 | 258 | 194 | 36 | 28 |
399 | I'll just go get the ladder. | 1.3566 | 0.04106 | 244 | 179 | 43 | 22 |
400 | Yes, I'm happy to see you! | 1.3565 | 0.04242 | 230 | 169 | 40 | 21 |
401 | Why upbraid me? I am here just to change your locks! | 1.3562 | 0.04347 | 219 | 161 | 38 | 20 |
402 | Can we do MY place next time? | 1.3560 | 0.04152 | 250 | 186 | 39 | 25 |
403 | Seriously, the one grey hair is your takeaway ? | 1.3559 | 0.04075 | 236 | 171 | 46 | 19 |
404 | Yes, it's a comb-over. | 1.3559 | 0.04060 | 222 | 158 | 49 | 15 |
405 | This should work Rapunzel - I mixed some Viagra in with my Rogaine and BINGO. | 1.3556 | 0.04308 | 225 | 166 | 38 | 21 |
406 | Maybe pull me up for once. | 1.3556 | 0.04120 | 225 | 162 | 46 | 17 |
407 | It's for when you sleep over at my tower. | 1.3555 | 0.04151 | 211 | 150 | 47 | 14 |
408 | Sir Rogaine, at your service m'lady. | 1.3555 | 0.04311 | 211 | 153 | 41 | 17 |
409 | No, no. Just jump ! | 1.3553 | 0.04082 | 228 | 164 | 47 | 17 |
410 | Wanna comb over to my castle? | 1.3551 | 0.04267 | 214 | 155 | 42 | 17 |
411 | Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your sexist preconceptions. | 1.3551 | 0.04010 | 245 | 178 | 47 | 20 |
412 | Yes, the cartoons HAVE been getting weaker lately! | 1.3550 | 0.04226 | 231 | 170 | 40 | 21 |
413 | I believe I’m the hair apparent. | 1.3550 | 0.04181 | 231 | 169 | 42 | 20 |
414 | Brylcream and gorilla glue, my sweet. | 1.3550 | 0.04090 | 231 | 167 | 46 | 18 |
415 | For many years I did Trump impressions. | 1.3548 | 0.04136 | 248 | 184 | 40 | 24 |
416 | I need you to know that I don't let my man bun loose and up just for anyone. | 1.3548 | 0.04123 | 217 | 155 | 47 | 15 |
417 | Pull me up and then I let You down. | 1.3548 | 0.04325 | 217 | 159 | 39 | 19 |
418 | 'I think we got this backwards.' | 1.3548 | 0.03911 | 217 | 151 | 55 | 11 |
419 | I don't know, I thought it made sense—you've never been outside, i'm afraid of heights....Just climb down. | 1.3546 | 0.03817 | 251 | 179 | 55 | 17 |
420 | Okay, I showed you mine, now show me yours. | 1.3545 | 0.04330 | 220 | 162 | 38 | 20 |
421 | This really only works when you come to my place. | 1.3543 | 0.04240 | 223 | 163 | 41 | 19 |
422 | No, no,no, you climb down... | 1.3543 | 0.04144 | 223 | 161 | 45 | 17 |
423 | The ad said “male enhancement gel...” | 1.3541 | 0.04391 | 209 | 153 | 38 | 18 |
424 | Are you sure,viagra shampoo? | 1.3539 | 0.04031 | 243 | 177 | 46 | 20 |
425 | Are you sure you thought this through? | 1.3539 | 0.03814 | 243 | 172 | 56 | 15 |
426 | That's not how this works. It's not how any of this works. | 1.3538 | 0.04188 | 212 | 152 | 45 | 15 |
427 | Rapunzel, let down my hair, please. | 1.3537 | 0.03954 | 246 | 178 | 49 | 19 |
428 | I said I'd show you mine if you'd show me yours. | 1.3532 | 0.04162 | 252 | 189 | 37 | 26 |
429 | Maybe get a ladder ?? | 1.3529 | 0.04342 | 238 | 180 | 32 | 26 |
430 | I am just happy to see you. | 1.3529 | 0.03913 | 238 | 170 | 52 | 16 |
431 | Trust me. This is the hard way. | 1.3529 | 0.03867 | 238 | 169 | 54 | 15 |
432 | Just take a little off the top | 1.3527 | 0.04096 | 241 | 177 | 43 | 21 |
433 | I’m just saying... It’s going to be easier for you to come down than for me to go up. | 1.3527 | 0.04030 | 224 | 160 | 49 | 15 |
434 | I get the irony Greg, but exactly how is this supposed to help me? | 1.3525 | 0.04059 | 244 | 179 | 44 | 21 |
435 | Um, I'm beginning to think that you should've gone first! | 1.3524 | 0.04184 | 227 | 166 | 42 | 19 |
436 | Maybe we should trade places | 1.3522 | 0.04023 | 247 | 181 | 45 | 21 |
437 | It's looking Grimm. | 1.3521 | 0.04429 | 213 | 158 | 35 | 20 |
438 | A little off the top. | 1.3520 | 0.03824 | 250 | 179 | 54 | 17 |
439 | Let's try this with me up there and you down here. | 1.3514 | 0.04249 | 222 | 163 | 40 | 19 |
440 | Stop nitpicking and pull me up! | 1.3512 | 0.03865 | 242 | 173 | 53 | 16 |
441 | This is the first time you've ever let me down. | 1.3512 | 0.03996 | 242 | 176 | 47 | 19 |
442 | I'm sorry. I must have wandered in to the wrong fairy tale. | 1.3511 | 0.03856 | 262 | 191 | 50 | 21 |
443 | Please, Rapunzel, I did not come all this way just to be upbraided by you. | 1.3511 | 0.04015 | 225 | 161 | 49 | 15 |
444 | Comb-over, Comb-over, I call Rapunzel over! | 1.3507 | 0.04088 | 211 | 150 | 48 | 13 |
445 | Really Donald? | 1.3506 | 0.04129 | 231 | 169 | 43 | 19 |
446 | Would you mind climbing down instead? I'm afraid of heights. | 1.3506 | 0.04084 | 231 | 168 | 45 | 18 |
447 | Don't yell at me, it's a lot harder to throw it up!" | 1.3504 | 0.04046 | 234 | 170 | 46 | 18 |
448 | Well, it started as a simple comb-over... | 1.3502 | 0.04318 | 217 | 160 | 38 | 19 |
449 | I'm all for gender equality, Rapunzel, but I just don't think this way is going to work as well. | 1.3502 | 0.04054 | 237 | 173 | 45 | 19 |
450 | Well, I thought I'd come up there for a change. | 1.3500 | 0.04297 | 200 | 144 | 42 | 14 |
451 | In this day and age, I would never ask that you let down your hair. | 1.3500 | 0.04018 | 240 | 175 | 46 | 19 |
452 | Fear not, my love--I used extra hold. | 1.3495 | 0.04265 | 206 | 149 | 42 | 15 |
453 | If this doesn't work the sorcerer has spoken to me of a device called a ladder. | 1.3492 | 0.03921 | 252 | 184 | 48 | 20 |
454 | Slide down,it will hold,it's the same hairspray that Trump uses! | 1.3488 | 0.04394 | 215 | 160 | 35 | 20 |
455 | How about if you come down instead? | 1.3488 | 0.04139 | 215 | 155 | 45 | 15 |
456 | Um, I may not have thought this through | 1.3486 | 0.04100 | 218 | 157 | 46 | 15 |
457 | Are you finally ready to tie the knot? | 1.3486 | 0.04048 | 218 | 156 | 48 | 14 |
458 | Well, it looks like we're at split ends. | 1.3484 | 0.04354 | 221 | 165 | 35 | 21 |
459 | Yes, I'm sure. I saw it in a book. | 1.3484 | 0.04111 | 221 | 160 | 45 | 16 |
460 | I don’t believe in traditional gender roles either! | 1.3484 | 0.03969 | 244 | 178 | 47 | 19 |
461 | What exactly are we trying to accomplish here? | 1.3482 | 0.04264 | 224 | 166 | 38 | 20 |
462 | Yes, I did eat the magical bean soup. Why do you ask? | 1.3480 | 0.03937 | 227 | 162 | 51 | 14 |
463 | They say length doesn't matter, but I wanted to play it safe. | 1.3480 | 0.04035 | 227 | 164 | 47 | 16 |
464 | You sure this is how it's supposed to go? | 1.3480 | 0.03887 | 227 | 161 | 53 | 13 |
465 | Rapunzel, Rapunzel – let down your hair conditioner. | 1.3478 | 0.04138 | 230 | 169 | 42 | 19 |
466 | Comb over, comb over, send Rapunzel right over. | 1.3478 | 0.04516 | 207 | 155 | 32 | 20 |
467 | It's not just about getting rescued from a tower. It's about redefining traditional gender roles in the workplace. | 1.3476 | 0.03962 | 233 | 168 | 49 | 16 |
468 | Is this supposed to impress me? | 1.3471 | 0.04075 | 242 | 179 | 42 | 21 |
469 | I find it hard to let my hair down. | 1.3471 | 0.03814 | 242 | 173 | 54 | 15 |
470 | I'll be first to admit it ; I have a competitive streak. | 1.3470 | 0.04185 | 219 | 160 | 42 | 17 |
471 | OK, my shoes are off. Can I come in now? | 1.3470 | 0.04185 | 219 | 160 | 42 | 17 |
472 | Careful - it's a weave. | 1.3468 | 0.03837 | 248 | 179 | 52 | 17 |
473 | I ate some seeds from a kid named Jack | 1.3467 | 0.03958 | 225 | 161 | 50 | 14 |
474 | Wanna comb-over to my place? | 1.3466 | 0.04088 | 251 | 188 | 39 | 24 |
475 | Well it wouldn't make any sense for me to climb up there, would it? | 1.3462 | 0.04120 | 208 | 149 | 46 | 13 |
476 | Rapunzel,Rapunzel,let down my hair goddamn it | 1.3458 | 0.04011 | 240 | 176 | 45 | 19 |
477 | Tell me again, how will this subvert the patriarchy? | 1.3457 | 0.04019 | 243 | 179 | 44 | 20 |
478 | I probably should have just built a ladder. | 1.3455 | 0.04106 | 246 | 184 | 39 | 23 |
479 | "To hell with this. Why don' t you just use the elevator?" | 1.3455 | 0.04169 | 220 | 161 | 42 | 17 |
480 | No you. I don't like heights. | 1.3455 | 0.04068 | 220 | 159 | 46 | 15 |
481 | What do you mean you've gotten used to the place? | 1.3453 | 0.03929 | 223 | 159 | 51 | 13 |
482 | This combover is going to make me president. | 1.3451 | 0.04185 | 226 | 167 | 40 | 19 |
483 | I just feel like gender roles are changing. | 1.3451 | 0.03791 | 226 | 159 | 56 | 11 |
484 | Of course it will hold you...I used Trump hairspray. | 1.3450 | 0.04099 | 229 | 168 | 43 | 18 |
485 | Maybe next time you could come to my place? | 1.3450 | 0.03957 | 229 | 165 | 49 | 15 |
486 | Precautions? Sure my darling-- I brought a scrunchie. | 1.3448 | 0.04062 | 232 | 170 | 44 | 18 |
487 | I'm not sure I get where this relationship is heading. | 1.3447 | 0.03711 | 264 | 191 | 55 | 18 |
488 | Do you think maybe we've got this upside down? | 1.3447 | 0.04367 | 206 | 152 | 37 | 17 |
489 | ...I didn't think getting to my polling place would be THIS hard. | 1.3445 | 0.04120 | 238 | 177 | 40 | 21 |
490 | Sometimes Viagra affects other body parts. | 1.3445 | 0.04163 | 238 | 178 | 38 | 22 |
491 | Like I said 27 years ago... I have a plan to get you down! | 1.3444 | 0.03910 | 241 | 175 | 49 | 17 |
492 | I said to myself, if Trump can do it, how hard can it be? | 1.3443 | 0.04088 | 244 | 182 | 40 | 22 |
493 | Dandruff? You're worried about dandruff? | 1.3441 | 0.03886 | 247 | 180 | 49 | 18 |
494 | Could you take a little off the top? | 1.3440 | 0.04194 | 218 | 160 | 41 | 17 |
495 | You can reject the patriarchy and stay up there, or embrace the hair gel and slide on down. | 1.3439 | 0.04103 | 221 | 161 | 44 | 16 |
496 | No, I have not seen "There's Something about Mary". Why do you ask. | 1.3439 | 0.04153 | 221 | 162 | 42 | 17 |
497 | Is this another one of your hair-raising schemes? | 1.3439 | 0.03898 | 221 | 157 | 52 | 12 |
498 | Easy, it’s an extension. | 1.3439 | 0.03862 | 253 | 185 | 49 | 19 |
499 | It started as a comb over. | 1.3438 | 0.04210 | 224 | 166 | 39 | 19 |
500 | I’m pretty sure, it’s the other way around. | 1.3438 | 0.04065 | 224 | 163 | 45 | 16 |
501 | And the carpet matches the drapes, if you know what I mean. | 1.3436 | 0.03953 | 259 | 193 | 43 | 23 |
502 | Tie a square knot with yours and I'll be right up! | 1.3433 | 0.03954 | 233 | 169 | 48 | 16 |
503 | It is I, Sir Excess of Rogain! | 1.3432 | 0.04186 | 236 | 177 | 37 | 22 |
504 | "I promise I won't let you down." | 1.3432 | 0.04099 | 236 | 175 | 41 | 20 |
505 | Up the down hairpiece. | 1.3430 | 0.03983 | 242 | 178 | 45 | 19 |
506 | Rapunzel, why don't you come down for a change? | 1.3427 | 0.03915 | 248 | 182 | 47 | 19 |
507 | I like that we don't adhere to traditional roles. | 1.3426 | 0.04115 | 216 | 157 | 44 | 15 |
508 | Geez Rapunzel if you tie it up there and slide, who’s going to untie it? | 1.3425 | 0.04177 | 219 | 161 | 41 | 17 |
509 | Soooo....how's this going to work again? | 1.3422 | 0.04050 | 225 | 164 | 45 | 16 |
510 | I'm the lock expert you requested. | 1.3421 | 0.04200 | 228 | 170 | 38 | 20 |
511 | Tie it to something! | 1.3420 | 0.04023 | 231 | 169 | 45 | 17 |
512 | I actually identify as a ladder. | 1.3420 | 0.04161 | 231 | 172 | 39 | 20 |
513 | I thought maybe we could go out for a change. | 1.3419 | 0.04078 | 234 | 173 | 42 | 19 |
514 | Well, what do you expect for a plan B? | 1.3418 | 0.03860 | 237 | 171 | 51 | 15 |
515 | Just an inch off the top | 1.3417 | 0.04005 | 240 | 177 | 44 | 19 |
516 | I was going to sell it to a wig maker and buy a ladder, but yeah, your idea could work too. | 1.3415 | 0.04018 | 246 | 183 | 42 | 21 |
517 | It’s ok...you can do it...I used a lot of hairspray! | 1.3415 | 0.03806 | 246 | 178 | 52 | 16 |
518 | To hell with your fairytale gender norms, I'm letting MY hair up! | 1.3415 | 0.03935 | 246 | 181 | 46 | 19 |
519 | I'm not falling for this! | 1.3412 | 0.04126 | 211 | 153 | 44 | 14 |
520 | I AM JUST GLAD TO SEE YOU | 1.3412 | 0.03876 | 255 | 188 | 47 | 20 |
521 | Aren’t you going to invite me up? | 1.3412 | 0.03672 | 255 | 183 | 57 | 15 |
522 | I thought we could go out for a change. | 1.3411 | 0.04346 | 214 | 160 | 35 | 19 |
523 | I'm thinking braid, or maybe a bun. | 1.3407 | 0.04034 | 226 | 165 | 45 | 16 |
524 | I, Sir Pompadour, am here to save you. Slide down. | 1.3406 | 0.04045 | 229 | 168 | 44 | 17 |
525 | In the village it's called a Trumpé. | 1.3406 | 0.04092 | 229 | 169 | 42 | 18 |
526 | I have been hoping we can both let our hair down | 1.3405 | 0.04100 | 232 | 172 | 41 | 19 |
527 | It's okay, gravity hasn't been discovered yet. | 1.3404 | 0.04063 | 235 | 174 | 42 | 19 |
528 | Yes, I know Dr. Freud would love this. | 1.3404 | 0.03926 | 235 | 171 | 48 | 16 |
529 | Trust me. | 1.3403 | 0.03892 | 238 | 173 | 49 | 16 |
530 | Just a bit off the top. | 1.3403 | 0.03800 | 238 | 171 | 53 | 14 |
531 | I'll take a foot off the end and throw in some highlights | 1.3402 | 0.03955 | 244 | 180 | 45 | 19 |
532 | We must assess the gravity of the situation. | 1.3402 | 0.03781 | 244 | 176 | 53 | 15 |
533 | That isn’t a beanstalk and I’m not Jack. | 1.3399 | 0.04015 | 253 | 190 | 40 | 23 |
534 | You’re just a big tease | 1.3398 | 0.04019 | 206 | 147 | 48 | 11 |
535 | Role reversal is therapeutic, sweetie - it's just not pragmatic right now. | 1.3396 | 0.04110 | 212 | 154 | 44 | 14 |
536 | I just think we should avoid outdated gender roles. | 1.3395 | 0.04016 | 215 | 155 | 47 | 13 |
537 | My barber has done it the same for 20 years. Shorter on the sides and leave it long on top. | 1.3395 | 0.03962 | 215 | 154 | 49 | 12 |
538 | Scroll down | 1.3394 | 0.04095 | 221 | 162 | 43 | 16 |
539 | Now show me yours. | 1.3394 | 0.04145 | 221 | 163 | 41 | 17 |
540 | Listen, I have more than met you half way here. | 1.3392 | 0.03921 | 227 | 164 | 49 | 14 |
541 | Come on Rapunzel, let down my hair! | 1.3390 | 0.04048 | 236 | 175 | 42 | 19 |
542 | Hmmm I don’t know. I think we should re-read the book. | 1.3388 | 0.03768 | 245 | 177 | 53 | 15 |
543 | Rapunzel, Rapunzel let down my hair. | 1.3385 | 0.03730 | 257 | 187 | 53 | 17 |
544 | Rapunzel, I think we screwed this up. | 1.3382 | 0.04331 | 204 | 151 | 37 | 16 |
545 | Sorry, are we doing this backwards? | 1.3378 | 0.04030 | 222 | 162 | 45 | 15 |
546 | I held up my end now you hold up yours. | 1.3378 | 0.03892 | 225 | 162 | 50 | 13 |
547 | Methinks the aphrodisiac is to blame | 1.3377 | 0.04100 | 228 | 169 | 41 | 18 |
548 | Pull me up! My dad wants me to join the crusades. | 1.3377 | 0.04147 | 228 | 170 | 39 | 19 |
549 | Yes, I did use a bit of product. | 1.3377 | 0.04004 | 228 | 167 | 45 | 16 |
550 | Yes, yes; tie it to the bedpost, slide down, and, and...foh! Tarry a minute and let me think this out. | 1.3376 | 0.03742 | 234 | 167 | 55 | 12 |
551 | Mousse. Lots and lots of mousse. | 1.3376 | 0.03838 | 234 | 169 | 51 | 14 |
552 | No no, the combover looks great, but I'm busy tonight. | 1.3376 | 0.04159 | 234 | 176 | 37 | 21 |
553 | But you told me you liked it when I wore my hair up. | 1.3376 | 0.03805 | 237 | 171 | 52 | 14 |
554 | Before you cut my hair off, let's be sure these slippers fit. | 1.3374 | 0.03831 | 243 | 177 | 50 | 16 |
555 | I told you on our first date that I'm very competitive. | 1.3373 | 0.03810 | 249 | 182 | 50 | 17 |
556 | You should see it when it's fully erect. | 1.3373 | 0.03977 | 249 | 186 | 42 | 21 |
557 | I hope this works, or I just wasted a ton of money on hair gel. | 1.3370 | 0.03688 | 273 | 201 | 52 | 20 |
558 | This isn't working, Rapunzel. Let down my hair. | 1.3365 | 0.04434 | 211 | 160 | 31 | 20 |
559 | Want to tie the knot? | 1.3364 | 0.04244 | 217 | 162 | 37 | 18 |
560 | This might be the shortest fairy tale ever. | 1.3364 | 0.04244 | 217 | 162 | 37 | 18 |
561 | It only works if I’m up there and you’re down here. | 1.3364 | 0.04153 | 220 | 163 | 40 | 17 |
562 | It's a little known version by the other brother Grimm. | 1.3364 | 0.03948 | 220 | 159 | 48 | 13 |
563 | I am the Earl of Pompadour, at your service | 1.3364 | 0.04203 | 220 | 164 | 38 | 18 |
564 | I think there's been a mix up, my tickets were for Cinderella. | 1.3364 | 0.04103 | 220 | 162 | 42 | 16 |
565 | It’s a compound of Brylcreem & Viagra. Hop on, slide down; the pleasure’s all mine! | 1.3363 | 0.04310 | 226 | 172 | 32 | 22 |
566 | Ha! I bet you’re not laughing at my combover now. | 1.3362 | 0.04271 | 232 | 177 | 32 | 23 |
567 | The ends justify the means m'lady. | 1.3361 | 0.04019 | 238 | 177 | 42 | 19 |
568 | Somehow, I don't think this is going to work. | 1.3359 | 0.03777 | 256 | 188 | 50 | 18 |
569 | Yes, I am Rapunzels brother. Why do you ask? | 1.3351 | 0.04422 | 194 | 144 | 35 | 15 |
570 | Who’s Newton? | 1.3349 | 0.04251 | 209 | 155 | 38 | 16 |
571 | Rewrite! | 1.3348 | 0.03963 | 227 | 166 | 46 | 15 |
572 | This works better if we reverse places | 1.3348 | 0.03892 | 233 | 170 | 48 | 15 |
573 | The instructions were in Old English but I think this is right. | 1.3346 | 0.03712 | 254 | 185 | 53 | 16 |
574 | Donald taught me how. | 1.3346 | 0.03916 | 254 | 190 | 43 | 21 |
575 | Leznupar, let up your hair. | 1.3333 | 0.03891 | 237 | 174 | 47 | 16 |
576 | I'm here for the hairway to heaven. | 1.3333 | 0.03990 | 240 | 179 | 42 | 19 |
577 | Could you at least meet me half way? | 1.3333 | 0.04265 | 204 | 151 | 38 | 15 |
578 | Hair me up, Scotty. | 1.3333 | 0.04191 | 231 | 175 | 35 | 21 |
579 | It took over 20 gallons of gel, but now you can slide down. | 1.3333 | 0.03798 | 237 | 172 | 51 | 14 |
580 | Look, I understand that we're trying to challenge gender roles here, but I just don't think gravity is on our side on this one. | 1.3333 | 0.04131 | 225 | 168 | 39 | 18 |
581 | Do these shoes make me look fat? | 1.3333 | 0.04244 | 240 | 185 | 30 | 25 |
582 | My Rogaine is your gain, my fair lady! | 1.3333 | 0.03812 | 240 | 175 | 50 | 15 |
583 | I said you should COME over! | 1.3333 | 0.03844 | 237 | 173 | 49 | 15 |
584 | Hey, fifteen years to grow this. The least you can do is give it a shot | 1.3333 | 0.04082 | 225 | 167 | 41 | 17 |
585 | Rumpletrumpskin | 1.3333 | 0.03972 | 234 | 173 | 44 | 17 |
586 | Rupunzel! Rupunzel! Slide down my pomade. | 1.3333 | 0.04046 | 246 | 186 | 38 | 22 |
587 | 'Tis a man bun, my lady. | 1.3333 | 0.03948 | 228 | 167 | 46 | 15 |
588 | It's over, Fred. You voted Republican. | 1.3333 | 0.04366 | 228 | 176 | 28 | 24 |
589 | We've got to get our stories straight or no one will believe us. | 1.3333 | 0.04082 | 225 | 167 | 41 | 17 |
590 | Pull! | 1.3333 | 0.03960 | 231 | 170 | 45 | 16 |
591 | Go ahead and slide down, I moussed it | 1.3333 | 0.03792 | 246 | 180 | 50 | 16 |
592 | What do you mean you don't love me?! It took me twenty-three years to grow this. | 1.3320 | 0.03675 | 253 | 184 | 54 | 15 |
593 | They're plugs . . so don't pull. | 1.3320 | 0.03601 | 247 | 177 | 58 | 12 |
594 | Wherefore art thou Comb-meo? | 1.3320 | 0.03721 | 244 | 177 | 53 | 14 |
595 | This seemed much easier in my head. | 1.3320 | 0.03811 | 244 | 179 | 49 | 16 |
596 | 'IT"S CALLED THE TRUMPIAN COMB" | 1.3319 | 0.04185 | 238 | 182 | 33 | 23 |
597 | I'm tired of always climbing up...you slide down for once! | 1.3319 | 0.03689 | 238 | 171 | 55 | 12 |
598 | I think you should try coming over to my house for a change. | 1.3319 | 0.03957 | 235 | 174 | 44 | 17 |
599 | Of course I love you, but are we sure about the science here? | 1.3319 | 0.03946 | 232 | 171 | 45 | 16 |
600 | I'm thinking of running for president. | 1.3319 | 0.03982 | 229 | 169 | 44 | 16 |
601 | Don’t we have this backwards? | 1.3319 | 0.04018 | 226 | 167 | 43 | 16 |
602 | They weren’t kidding when they said ‘a little dab will do you.’” | 1.3319 | 0.04163 | 226 | 170 | 37 | 19 |
603 | I just didn't want to grow a part. | 1.3318 | 0.04106 | 223 | 166 | 40 | 17 |
604 | Maybe we should switch places? | 1.3318 | 0.03992 | 220 | 161 | 45 | 14 |
605 | Pull me up, so I can rescue you! | 1.3318 | 0.03976 | 217 | 158 | 46 | 13 |
606 | Trust me, it's no fairy tale out here. | 1.3318 | 0.04068 | 214 | 157 | 43 | 14 |
607 | Stop teasing my hair! | 1.3306 | 0.03936 | 248 | 186 | 42 | 20 |
608 | Trust me, your situation's not that Grimm. | 1.3305 | 0.03908 | 239 | 177 | 45 | 17 |
609 | Now pull. | 1.3305 | 0.04033 | 236 | 177 | 40 | 19 |
610 | You can rappel can’t you Rapunzel? | 1.3305 | 0.03850 | 236 | 173 | 48 | 15 |
611 | Yes, if you let down your hair, I could climb up to get to you, but then what? | 1.3304 | 0.03905 | 227 | 166 | 47 | 14 |
612 | Just a few inches off the top, basically whatever you can reach. | 1.3303 | 0.04129 | 221 | 165 | 39 | 17 |
613 | I am excited to see you! | 1.3303 | 0.04219 | 218 | 164 | 36 | 18 |
614 | I'm telling you, the hairspray will hold. | 1.3302 | 0.03998 | 215 | 157 | 45 | 13 |
615 | Your profile picture looked different. | 1.3302 | 0.04037 | 212 | 155 | 44 | 13 |
616 | Please don't tell anyone it's a comb-over. | 1.3301 | 0.04187 | 209 | 155 | 39 | 15 |
617 | I've had a hard time reaching you. | 1.3301 | 0.04076 | 209 | 153 | 43 | 13 |
618 | It isn’t normally like this. It must be the humidity. | 1.3300 | 0.04099 | 203 | 148 | 43 | 12 |
619 | Now just pull me up and we can live happily ever after! | 1.3293 | 0.03666 | 249 | 181 | 54 | 14 |
620 | I think the pills worked! | 1.3292 | 0.03817 | 243 | 179 | 48 | 16 |
621 | This can’t be right. | 1.3292 | 0.03804 | 240 | 176 | 49 | 15 |
622 | I washed my hair with Viagra. | 1.3291 | 0.04150 | 237 | 181 | 34 | 22 |
623 | Do we really have time to discuss the Freudian implications of this whole scenario? | 1.3291 | 0.04010 | 234 | 175 | 41 | 18 |
624 | From what I've read, I think we've got this backwards. | 1.3291 | 0.04100 | 234 | 177 | 37 | 20 |
625 | I’m just saying, it’d be nice to not always be the one doing the climbing. | 1.3289 | 0.04084 | 228 | 171 | 39 | 18 |
626 | I completely agree with your point about gender roles, but I still think this would have worked better the other way around. | 1.3289 | 0.03890 | 228 | 167 | 47 | 14 |
627 | I feel like we are splitting hairs here | 1.3289 | 0.04084 | 228 | 171 | 39 | 18 |
628 | I wanted to comb over tonight. | 1.3288 | 0.04013 | 222 | 164 | 43 | 15 |
629 | Sorry Rapunzel, you'll have to lift me up again. I grabbed your shoes, not mine ! | 1.3288 | 0.03910 | 222 | 162 | 47 | 13 |
630 | I think this would be easier if we switched places. | 1.3288 | 0.04013 | 222 | 164 | 43 | 15 |
631 | Make up your mind. Am I going up or are you coming down? | 1.3288 | 0.04051 | 219 | 162 | 42 | 15 |
632 | I am sorry darling - Viagra works differently on different people. | 1.3288 | 0.04153 | 219 | 164 | 38 | 17 |
633 | Wow, is there anything that coconut oil can't do? | 1.3286 | 0.04129 | 213 | 158 | 40 | 15 |
634 | Rapunzel! Rapunzel! Let down your tea tree and coconut oil infused, sulfate- and paraben-free shampoo! | 1.3281 | 0.03876 | 253 | 190 | 43 | 20 |
635 | Oh yeah there’s definitely gum in here | 1.3281 | 0.03668 | 253 | 185 | 53 | 15 |
636 | Anything's a ladder with enough hairspray. | 1.3279 | 0.03815 | 247 | 183 | 47 | 17 |
637 | I thought you wanted to eliminate gender bias | 1.3279 | 0.03934 | 244 | 183 | 42 | 19 |
638 | I didn't expect courtship to be such a hair-raising experience. | 1.3277 | 0.03823 | 238 | 175 | 48 | 15 |
639 | Of course I'm serious. I spent a fortune on hair spray. | 1.3275 | 0.03925 | 229 | 169 | 45 | 15 |
640 | Wait. I think we're doing this wrong. | 1.3275 | 0.03776 | 229 | 166 | 51 | 12 |
641 | I'm your 2 o'clock appointment" | 1.3275 | 0.03776 | 229 | 166 | 51 | 12 |
642 | There's gel in it. Just slide down. | 1.3275 | 0.04021 | 229 | 171 | 41 | 17 |
643 | Call me a purist, but this one reason why I hate fan fiction. | 1.3274 | 0.04155 | 226 | 171 | 36 | 19 |
644 | If you'd been living out here you'd know why I want to be pulled up! | 1.3273 | 0.04035 | 220 | 163 | 42 | 15 |
645 | Well, if you think THIS is strange, wait till you see the cartoonist's take on 'Rumpelstiltskin'. | 1.3272 | 0.04021 | 217 | 160 | 43 | 14 |
646 | It's an updoo. | 1.3269 | 0.03799 | 260 | 195 | 45 | 20 |
647 | Sorry about my hair, I recently switched over to "Jack's Magic Beans" shampoo. | 1.3267 | 0.03728 | 251 | 185 | 50 | 16 |
648 | We only have four hours until I have to call a doctor. | 1.3266 | 0.03845 | 248 | 185 | 45 | 18 |
649 | Pull, dammit. | 1.3266 | 0.03626 | 248 | 180 | 55 | 13 |
650 | Fairy Tales 2018 Edition: Reversing the Gender Roles | 1.3266 | 0.03887 | 248 | 186 | 43 | 19 |
651 | Now can you appreciate my man-bun? | 1.3265 | 0.03790 | 245 | 181 | 48 | 16 |
652 | Don't worry; it'll hold! I use the same hairspray as Trump! | 1.3264 | 0.04124 | 242 | 186 | 33 | 23 |
653 | It's a magic comb over. Jump on and slide on down. | 1.3264 | 0.03822 | 242 | 179 | 47 | 16 |
654 | I'm not just the president of Hair Club for Men, I'm also a client. | 1.3263 | 0.04070 | 236 | 179 | 37 | 20 |
655 | Doth not devotion outweigheth poor planning? | 1.3261 | 0.03959 | 230 | 171 | 43 | 16 |
656 | How is your idea any different? | 1.3260 | 0.03995 | 227 | 169 | 42 | 16 |
657 | Try to remember, Prince. You take the Viagra. I use the Minoxidil. | 1.3258 | 0.04219 | 221 | 168 | 34 | 19 |
658 | That's quite a cowlick you've got there. | 1.3258 | 0.04120 | 221 | 166 | 38 | 17 |
659 | Let’s rethink this... | 1.3254 | 0.03951 | 209 | 152 | 46 | 11 |
660 | The label says strong hold | 1.3253 | 0.03915 | 249 | 188 | 41 | 20 |
661 | They call it a "Cowlick". | 1.3251 | 0.03853 | 243 | 181 | 45 | 17 |
662 | You're sure it works both ways? | 1.3250 | 0.03796 | 240 | 177 | 48 | 15 |
663 | This could be our last meeting - I'm out of hair gel. | 1.3250 | 0.03887 | 240 | 179 | 44 | 17 |
664 | When you go high, I go low | 1.3249 | 0.04185 | 237 | 183 | 31 | 23 |
665 | Oh shoot, you were supposed to go first | 1.3248 | 0.03956 | 234 | 175 | 42 | 17 |
666 | and you said my manbun was useless | 1.3248 | 0.03717 | 234 | 170 | 52 | 12 |
667 | A little off the top please | 1.3246 | 0.03931 | 228 | 169 | 44 | 15 |
668 | Are those new extensions or are you just really happy to see me? | 1.3246 | 0.03882 | 228 | 168 | 46 | 14 |
669 | Rapunzel, still think we don't have anything in common? | 1.3244 | 0.03917 | 225 | 166 | 45 | 14 |
670 | So, is it a gray? | 1.3244 | 0.03967 | 225 | 167 | 43 | 15 |
671 | So if I lose the comb-over, then you’ll come down? | 1.3243 | 0.03901 | 222 | 163 | 46 | 13 |
672 | I changed my mind... pull me up instead! | 1.3242 | 0.03756 | 256 | 191 | 47 | 18 |
673 | I didn’t say I was troubled by a bad cough. I said by a “bad coif!” | 1.3241 | 0.03660 | 253 | 186 | 52 | 15 |
674 | You’re living in a fairy tale if you think I have the upper body strength for this. | 1.3241 | 0.03745 | 253 | 188 | 48 | 17 |
675 | Climb down, or pull me up. Works either way. | 1.3241 | 0.03919 | 216 | 158 | 46 | 12 |
676 | No No, don't slide, Rapunz, rappel, rappel. | 1.3237 | 0.04005 | 241 | 183 | 38 | 20 |
677 | This is such a lose lose situation. | 1.3237 | 0.03783 | 241 | 178 | 48 | 15 |
678 | It seems the product I got over the internet for that...uhh...little problem of mine has a side effect... | 1.3235 | 0.03996 | 238 | 180 | 39 | 19 |
679 | You could just jump. | 1.3234 | 0.03987 | 235 | 177 | 40 | 18 |
680 | Hurry, my love. The Aqua Net won't hold forever. | 1.3234 | 0.03800 | 235 | 173 | 48 | 14 |
681 | OK , that works too. | 1.3234 | 0.03848 | 235 | 174 | 46 | 15 |
682 | I think this'll work better if you let your hair down instead. | 1.3233 | 0.03634 | 232 | 167 | 55 | 10 |
683 | I thought I'd let my hair up for a change. | 1.3231 | 0.03817 | 229 | 168 | 48 | 13 |
684 | My Lady, I don't think the gravity of our situation will be enough. | 1.3231 | 0.04200 | 229 | 176 | 32 | 21 |
685 | It’s safe to come down. I used five bottles of hair gel. | 1.3231 | 0.03716 | 229 | 166 | 52 | 11 |
686 | Careful! It's not mine. | 1.3231 | 0.03817 | 229 | 168 | 48 | 13 |
687 | I've been climbing your hair all week, how about you meet me halfway? | 1.3230 | 0.04001 | 226 | 169 | 41 | 16 |
688 | Just take a little off the top, please. | 1.3229 | 0.04088 | 223 | 168 | 38 | 17 |
689 | They really seemed confident role reversal would help us. | 1.3229 | 0.03886 | 223 | 164 | 46 | 13 |
690 | Don't worry, I used maximum hold. | 1.3227 | 0.04077 | 220 | 165 | 39 | 16 |
691 | I’m afraid of heights, so I thought maybe you could come down instead. | 1.3226 | 0.03903 | 217 | 159 | 46 | 12 |
692 | how about YOU ask ME out? | 1.3224 | 0.03884 | 214 | 156 | 47 | 11 |
693 | I can't plant the magic beans. I ate them. | 1.3223 | 0.03903 | 242 | 182 | 42 | 18 |
694 | Best comb-over ever! | 1.3223 | 0.03859 | 242 | 181 | 44 | 17 |
695 | I think we got this bass ackwards. | 1.3222 | 0.04112 | 239 | 184 | 33 | 22 |
696 | It looked so easy in the infomercial. | 1.3221 | 0.03898 | 208 | 151 | 47 | 10 |
697 | It's the same gel that Trump uses. | 1.3220 | 0.03834 | 236 | 175 | 46 | 15 |
698 | You said you wanted me to meet you halfway...' | 1.3220 | 0.03541 | 236 | 169 | 58 | 9 |
699 | Don't worry, it's "extreme hold". | 1.3220 | 0.03927 | 236 | 177 | 42 | 17 |
700 | I thought you said, "Can you hair me." | 1.3220 | 0.03881 | 236 | 176 | 44 | 16 |
701 | Ok, now jump... | 1.3220 | 0.03834 | 236 | 175 | 46 | 15 |
702 | Not too much off the top. | 1.3220 | 0.03739 | 236 | 173 | 50 | 13 |
703 | I know. I can't do a thing with it either. | 1.3218 | 0.04034 | 202 | 148 | 43 | 11 |
704 | Well, do you want to be rescued or wait for a prince without dandruff? | 1.3217 | 0.03998 | 230 | 173 | 40 | 17 |
705 | Keep scrolling! Eventually you'll get to the good part. | 1.3216 | 0.03882 | 255 | 194 | 40 | 21 |
706 | I had a Translator read the story to me. | 1.3214 | 0.04023 | 224 | 168 | 40 | 16 |
707 | I told you we should have gone with the ladder option. | 1.3214 | 0.03708 | 252 | 187 | 49 | 16 |
708 | If you see a gray one, be a dear and pull it out. | 1.3214 | 0.04023 | 224 | 168 | 40 | 16 |
709 | Sign there to indicate that you've reviewed the Perms & Conditions. | 1.3214 | 0.03923 | 224 | 166 | 44 | 14 |
710 | What do you mean I can't come up? | 1.3214 | 0.03973 | 224 | 167 | 42 | 15 |
711 | It's now or never. The kingdom is out of hairspray. | 1.3213 | 0.04161 | 221 | 168 | 35 | 18 |
712 | I don't care what you read in a fairy tale, this isn't going to work! | 1.3210 | 0.03618 | 243 | 177 | 54 | 12 |
713 | "Rapunzel, Rapunzel, throw down your Nair™. | 1.3208 | 0.03879 | 240 | 180 | 43 | 17 |
714 | Okay, now pull me up. Unless you can think of a better idea. | 1.3208 | 0.03904 | 212 | 155 | 46 | 11 |
715 | There's a metaphor in this somewhere. | 1.3207 | 0.03677 | 237 | 173 | 52 | 12 |
716 | I agree, but in a post-truth world a lot of things don't seem exactly right. | 1.3207 | 0.03867 | 237 | 177 | 44 | 16 |
717 | Mind if I comb over? | 1.3207 | 0.03867 | 237 | 177 | 44 | 16 |
718 | I was thinking about our situation, and then suddenly - BAM! Right off the top of my head, it came to me. | 1.3206 | 0.04168 | 209 | 157 | 37 | 15 |
719 | Never mind the split ends; my ROOTS are strong, just pull me up. | 1.3205 | 0.03658 | 234 | 170 | 53 | 11 |
720 | Are you sure this is how the fairy tale goes? | 1.3205 | 0.03853 | 234 | 174 | 45 | 15 |
721 | Right, now just slowly climb down. | 1.3205 | 0.03948 | 234 | 176 | 41 | 17 |
722 | Toupee, or not toupee? | 1.3205 | 0.04085 | 234 | 179 | 35 | 20 |
723 | Is that 50 gallons of hair spray or are you just glad to see me? | 1.3203 | 0.03983 | 231 | 174 | 40 | 17 |
724 | I'm all about bucking gender roles, but how's this supposed to work? | 1.3203 | 0.03789 | 231 | 170 | 48 | 13 |
725 | Slide down, I used plenty of gel. | 1.3202 | 0.04020 | 228 | 172 | 39 | 17 |
726 | My unruly hair had kept love way out of reach. Then I tried Rapun-gel! | 1.3202 | 0.03971 | 228 | 171 | 41 | 16 |
727 | Rapunzel, my love, I'm trying a different approach. | 1.3202 | 0.03922 | 228 | 170 | 43 | 15 |
728 | So if you could just take a little off the top. | 1.3202 | 0.03779 | 253 | 190 | 45 | 18 |
729 | Come to think of it, Wig World may have sent "The Beanstalk," not "The Rapunzel." | 1.3198 | 0.03712 | 247 | 183 | 49 | 15 |
730 | Foreget whose hair is suppose to do what and just slide down. | 1.3198 | 0.03943 | 222 | 165 | 43 | 14 |
731 | You know, I think let down is gonna read better than lift up” | 1.3198 | 0.03943 | 222 | 165 | 43 | 14 |
732 | Rapunzel, I think reverse engineering is not going to work | 1.3197 | 0.03832 | 244 | 183 | 44 | 17 |
733 | I see where you are going with this, but it's not going to have a happy fairytale ending. | 1.3196 | 0.03980 | 219 | 163 | 42 | 14 |
734 | I am not sure if I mentioned this in my profile. | 1.3196 | 0.03873 | 219 | 161 | 46 | 12 |
735 | I don't care what your therapist told you, this roll-reversal idea just isn't going to work. | 1.3195 | 0.03820 | 241 | 180 | 45 | 16 |
736 | Pull me back up! These aren’t my running shoes. | 1.3193 | 0.03807 | 238 | 177 | 46 | 15 |
737 | Try tying it off to the radiator, then slide down. | 1.3193 | 0.03853 | 238 | 178 | 44 | 16 |
738 | I said, "pick the lock" not "pick a lock." | 1.3193 | 0.03664 | 238 | 174 | 52 | 12 |
739 | How many Viagra did you take?? | 1.3192 | 0.04164 | 213 | 161 | 36 | 16 |
740 | Even taller with my shoes ON. | 1.3192 | 0.03945 | 213 | 157 | 44 | 12 |
741 | Can't we just cuddle and talk like a normal couple? | 1.3192 | 0.04001 | 213 | 158 | 42 | 13 |
742 | Just tie it to the table and push the table down the stairs. | 1.3191 | 0.03839 | 235 | 175 | 45 | 15 |
743 | I’m not really sure how this helps you. | 1.3190 | 0.03921 | 232 | 174 | 42 | 16 |
744 | A comb-over by definition is over the top. | 1.3190 | 0.03825 | 232 | 172 | 46 | 14 |
745 | That's not entirely fair -- "Step Two" was confusingly written. | 1.3190 | 0.03968 | 232 | 175 | 40 | 17 |
746 | It's surprising what you can conceal beneath a beret. | 1.3188 | 0.03956 | 229 | 172 | 41 | 16 |
747 | We can't go on like this. I'm getting a haircut. | 1.3188 | 0.03908 | 229 | 171 | 43 | 15 |
748 | Go ahead it’s extra-hold. | 1.3188 | 0.03908 | 229 | 171 | 43 | 15 |
749 | I thought we could try a role reversal this time around? | 1.3187 | 0.03582 | 251 | 184 | 54 | 13 |
750 | Please, stop teasing me. | 1.3182 | 0.03626 | 264 | 197 | 50 | 17 |
751 | w What kind of hair-brained scheme is this? | 1.3180 | 0.03885 | 239 | 180 | 42 | 17 |
752 | It started as a comb-over. What's your story? | 1.3180 | 0.03746 | 239 | 177 | 48 | 14 |
753 | It's OK, all we have to do is change places. | 1.3180 | 0.03885 | 239 | 180 | 42 | 17 |
754 | The body! The texture...and not a single split-end! | 1.3180 | 0.04002 | 217 | 162 | 41 | 14 |
755 | Is that you hair, or are you excited to see me? | 1.3178 | 0.04054 | 236 | 181 | 35 | 20 |
756 | Like my ends, I'm afraid we must split. | 1.3178 | 0.03872 | 236 | 177 | 43 | 16 |
757 | Occupational Health and Safety now recommend sliding down rather than climbing up | 1.3178 | 0.04200 | 214 | 163 | 34 | 17 |
758 | I think I have this fairy tale thing backwards. | 1.3175 | 0.03910 | 211 | 155 | 45 | 11 |
759 | Something just doesn't seem quite right. | 1.3175 | 0.03700 | 252 | 188 | 48 | 16 |
760 | Donald, Donald, send up your hair, So I might descend the Trump Tower stair. | 1.3174 | 0.04037 | 230 | 175 | 37 | 18 |
761 | Perfect! You mixed the concrete in with your shampoo, just like I told you! | 1.3172 | 0.03878 | 227 | 169 | 44 | 14 |
762 | This is lousing up the storyline. | 1.3171 | 0.03805 | 246 | 185 | 44 | 17 |
763 | Not too hard! They're extensions. | 1.3170 | 0.04113 | 224 | 171 | 35 | 18 |
764 | You and your stupid fairy tales. Just pull! | 1.3170 | 0.03913 | 224 | 167 | 43 | 14 |
765 | I don’t think this is getting us anywhere. | 1.3167 | 0.04102 | 221 | 168 | 36 | 17 |
766 | One day, I will run for president. | 1.3167 | 0.04152 | 221 | 169 | 34 | 18 |
767 | It really works! I got out of Scientology this way! | 1.3167 | 0.04152 | 221 | 169 | 34 | 18 |
768 | I think we've got this backwards, Leznupar! | 1.3166 | 0.03588 | 259 | 192 | 52 | 15 |
769 | Wait, wait! Let's think this through a little. | 1.3165 | 0.03768 | 218 | 159 | 49 | 10 |
770 | Stop teasing me! | 1.3165 | 0.03717 | 237 | 175 | 49 | 13 |
771 | I use a coconut oil leave in treatment, you'll slide right down. | 1.3162 | 0.03892 | 234 | 176 | 42 | 16 |
772 | Think of our heirs! | 1.3160 | 0.04224 | 212 | 162 | 33 | 17 |
773 | A magic formula given to me by Sir Rogaine. Why do you ask? | 1.3160 | 0.03730 | 231 | 170 | 49 | 12 |
774 | If this relationship is going to work, we're going to have to go in a different direction. | 1.3160 | 0.03803 | 250 | 189 | 43 | 18 |
775 | Thanks for finding my shoes. There also might be a wallet and some keys. | 1.3158 | 0.03913 | 228 | 171 | 42 | 15 |
776 | Have you seen "There's something about Mary"? OK, good. | 1.3156 | 0.03824 | 244 | 184 | 43 | 17 |
777 | Rapunzel . It won't work this way. | 1.3156 | 0.03868 | 244 | 185 | 41 | 18 |
778 | I used Trump's hair gel. You'll be fine. | 1.3154 | 0.03818 | 260 | 199 | 40 | 21 |
779 | I think I'll wait for someone who knows which way is up. | 1.3152 | 0.03729 | 257 | 194 | 45 | 18 |
780 | Toupee or not toupee? That is the question. | 1.3151 | 0.03890 | 238 | 180 | 41 | 17 |
781 | Are you aware of the gravity of yours situation? | 1.3151 | 0.03980 | 238 | 182 | 37 | 19 |
782 | Only medievials still wear man buns. | 1.3151 | 0.03970 | 219 | 164 | 41 | 14 |
783 | You had better slide down soon. After all, you know what they say - "Hair today, gone tomorrow." | 1.3149 | 0.03971 | 235 | 179 | 38 | 18 |
784 | Really? You could tell it's a comb over? | 1.3148 | 0.04061 | 216 | 163 | 38 | 15 |
785 | Maybe you can't see it from up there, but the shoe is not on the other foot. I took them both off. | 1.3148 | 0.03899 | 216 | 160 | 44 | 12 |
786 | I combed in Gorilla Glue. Slide on down. | 1.3146 | 0.04046 | 213 | 160 | 39 | 14 |
787 | Prince Cowlick … I’m so lucky it is you that happened by! | 1.3145 | 0.03822 | 248 | 188 | 42 | 18 |
788 | Leznupar, Leznupar, I'm sending up my hair. | 1.3144 | 0.04043 | 229 | 175 | 36 | 18 |
789 | It started out as a harmless comb over, but then it turned on me. | 1.3144 | 0.03996 | 229 | 174 | 38 | 17 |
790 | You can't let me win anything, can you? | 1.3143 | 0.04085 | 210 | 158 | 38 | 14 |
791 | I grow it long for exactly this kind of situation. | 1.3143 | 0.04141 | 210 | 159 | 36 | 15 |
792 | When I said I'd trade places with you, this isn't exactly what I meant. | 1.3142 | 0.03984 | 226 | 171 | 39 | 16 |
793 | I thought your dating profile said you were into role reversal. | 1.3142 | 0.03729 | 226 | 166 | 49 | 11 |
794 | It's all about the gel. | 1.3142 | 0.03934 | 226 | 170 | 41 | 15 |
795 | Up is now down, Rapunzel. | 1.3142 | 0.03934 | 226 | 170 | 41 | 15 |
796 | Funny you should ask... Yes, I do use product. | 1.3140 | 0.03660 | 242 | 179 | 50 | 13 |
797 | No, this is a bad idea. Why don't you just let go and stay put? | 1.3136 | 0.04160 | 220 | 169 | 33 | 18 |
798 | Or, if it makes you queasy, you could take the elevator. | 1.3136 | 0.03902 | 220 | 164 | 43 | 13 |
799 | Are you sure it's extra hold? | 1.3134 | 0.04200 | 217 | 167 | 32 | 18 |
800 | Rapunzel Rapunzel, slide down my hair | 1.3133 | 0.03898 | 233 | 176 | 41 | 16 |
801 | You could pull me up, or I could pull you down. | 1.3133 | 0.03703 | 233 | 172 | 49 | 12 |
802 | Now you tell my there's a door around back. | 1.3133 | 0.03722 | 249 | 187 | 46 | 16 |
803 | Do you see any grey? | 1.3131 | 0.04030 | 214 | 161 | 39 | 14 |
804 | To be honest, I prefer bald men. | 1.3130 | 0.03981 | 230 | 175 | 38 | 17 |
805 | I have a reverse Rapunzel complex that defies both logic and gravity. | 1.3130 | 0.03884 | 230 | 173 | 42 | 15 |
806 | Clearly a hair raising incident. | 1.3130 | 0.03753 | 246 | 185 | 45 | 16 |
807 | Damn! The cartoonist really screwed up on this one! What the hell is going on at the New Yorker? | 1.3130 | 0.03753 | 262 | 200 | 42 | 20 |
808 | Halt! Who goes hair? | 1.3128 | 0.03919 | 227 | 171 | 41 | 15 |
809 | I told you my man bun would come in handy. | 1.3128 | 0.03968 | 227 | 172 | 39 | 16 |
810 | You're not Cinderella? | 1.3128 | 0.04017 | 227 | 173 | 37 | 17 |
811 | What do you mean there's someone else? | 1.3125 | 0.04109 | 208 | 157 | 37 | 14 |
812 | Rapunzel, there must be an easier way to do this. | 1.3125 | 0.04055 | 224 | 171 | 36 | 17 |
813 | Somehow, we have to reverse-engineer this. | 1.3125 | 0.03581 | 240 | 176 | 53 | 11 |
814 | Do I tell him that even from up here the combover isn't convincing? | 1.3122 | 0.03987 | 237 | 182 | 36 | 19 |
815 | Rapunzel had a younger sister, Edith......who was slow and the source of much family embarrassment. | 1.3120 | 0.03836 | 234 | 176 | 43 | 15 |
816 | Rapunzel, Rapunzel, wilt thou believe in the hairway to Steven! | 1.3120 | 0.03977 | 234 | 179 | 37 | 18 |
817 | Just slide, it’s gelled! | 1.3119 | 0.04250 | 202 | 154 | 33 | 15 |
818 | would it be easier if i just walk up? | 1.3117 | 0.03466 | 247 | 180 | 57 | 10 |
819 | Uh-oh darling, I see a gray. | 1.3117 | 0.03740 | 247 | 186 | 45 | 16 |
820 | Fair maiden, ‘tis me, Sir Rogaine, at your service | 1.3115 | 0.03726 | 244 | 183 | 46 | 15 |
821 | Let's split before the ends do. | 1.3115 | 0.03771 | 244 | 184 | 44 | 16 |
822 | Let go of your gender stereotypes and just tie my hair to something. | 1.3114 | 0.03701 | 228 | 168 | 49 | 11 |
823 | Technically it is ear hair, but when I comb it properly you'd never know. | 1.3112 | 0.03848 | 241 | 183 | 41 | 17 |
824 | I use the same hairspray as Trump | 1.3112 | 0.03893 | 241 | 184 | 39 | 18 |
825 | There's just enough product to get you down. | 1.3112 | 0.03664 | 241 | 179 | 49 | 13 |
826 | Leznupar! Leznupar! Tel nwod ruoy riah! | 1.3112 | 0.04024 | 241 | 187 | 33 | 21 |
827 | Good catch! | 1.3111 | 0.03785 | 225 | 167 | 46 | 12 |
828 | Hi, The name is Raypunzal. | 1.3109 | 0.03927 | 238 | 182 | 38 | 18 |
829 | Hop on quick. This hair gel won't last all day. | 1.3108 | 0.03976 | 222 | 168 | 39 | 15 |
830 | Can’t I take the stairs. | 1.3108 | 0.04077 | 222 | 170 | 35 | 17 |
831 | I understand that long hair ropes are no longer women’s work and hope my progressive compliance impressed you. But logistically, couldn’t one of us equally capable people have built a ladder months ago? Sorry if that came off as mansplaining. | 1.3106 | 0.04053 | 235 | 182 | 33 | 20 |
832 | I guess what they say is true, life's not like the fairy tales. | 1.3106 | 0.03611 | 264 | 199 | 48 | 17 |
833 | Can I be on top for once? | 1.3105 | 0.04217 | 219 | 170 | 30 | 19 |
834 | This could only happen in a fairy tale. | 1.3105 | 0.03683 | 248 | 186 | 47 | 15 |
835 | I'm not sure about a happy ending. Looks more like a split ending to me." | 1.3103 | 0.03598 | 261 | 196 | 49 | 16 |
836 | My love, you make my feet swell, and my hair stand on end. | 1.3103 | 0.03855 | 232 | 175 | 42 | 15 |
837 | Am i coming down or you are coming up? | 1.3102 | 0.03622 | 245 | 182 | 50 | 13 |
838 | Last I heard, this is supposed to be the other way around. | 1.3102 | 0.03528 | 245 | 180 | 54 | 11 |
839 | Are you sure it’s supposed to work like this? | 1.3102 | 0.03622 | 245 | 182 | 50 | 13 |
840 | Could you arrange it like Trump's? | 1.3102 | 0.03932 | 245 | 189 | 36 | 20 |
841 | Rapunzel, let down your hair conditioner. | 1.3102 | 0.03776 | 216 | 159 | 47 | 10 |
842 | Listen, I really like you, and you're going to find out anyway. It's a rug. | 1.3100 | 0.03938 | 229 | 174 | 39 | 16 |
843 | Just FYI, I took a lot of flack for that man-bun. | 1.3100 | 0.03790 | 229 | 171 | 45 | 13 |
844 | Do you have an extra scrunchy? | 1.3099 | 0.03835 | 242 | 184 | 41 | 17 |
845 | I guess I'll just wait for you to mullet over. | 1.3099 | 0.03835 | 242 | 184 | 41 | 17 |
846 | How do I do it ??? I use the same Hair Spray as Donald Trump, but without the Orange Color | 1.3098 | 0.03739 | 255 | 194 | 43 | 18 |
847 | So who's being sexist now? | 1.3097 | 0.03874 | 226 | 170 | 42 | 14 |
848 | I pray thee, chide me not! T'is true though, I must concede; It seems the apothecary has added some aphrodisiac to my dandelion and rosemary shampoo. | 1.3097 | 0.03925 | 226 | 171 | 40 | 15 |
849 | What do you mean you don't want to come down anymore? I guess this was a harebrained idea. Get it? 'Hair'-brained... Because I grew my– Ow. That hurts. Ow! No more puns, I swear! Rapunzel, Rapunzel! Let down my hair!" | 1.3097 | 0.03823 | 226 | 169 | 44 | 13 |
850 | Now it's my turn to be the princess! | 1.3097 | 0.03925 | 226 | 171 | 40 | 15 |
851 | I'm running late-Rapunzel, can you please let down my hair? | 1.3096 | 0.03776 | 239 | 180 | 44 | 15 |
852 | You see? I told you we had lots in common! | 1.3096 | 0.03776 | 239 | 180 | 44 | 15 |
853 | OK I’ve shown you mine, now let me see yours | 1.3094 | 0.03599 | 265 | 200 | 48 | 17 |
854 | I think I can fit you in next Tuesday. | 1.3094 | 0.03960 | 223 | 169 | 39 | 15 |
855 | Let’s not split hairs. | 1.3094 | 0.04011 | 223 | 170 | 37 | 16 |
856 | You think MY idea's lame? | 1.3093 | 0.03512 | 236 | 172 | 55 | 9 |
857 | The stylist said it would make me look taller... | 1.3093 | 0.03563 | 236 | 173 | 53 | 10 |
858 | Darling, I could never bear to part. | 1.3092 | 0.03758 | 249 | 189 | 43 | 17 |
859 | I swear, I'm not overcompensating! | 1.3090 | 0.03793 | 233 | 175 | 44 | 14 |
860 | It's gender-bending, I know, but this is the 12th century! | 1.3090 | 0.03889 | 233 | 177 | 40 | 16 |
861 | Trust me, really | 1.3090 | 0.03889 | 233 | 177 | 40 | 16 |
862 | By God, this is the worst case of static I've ever seen! | 1.3090 | 0.03841 | 233 | 176 | 42 | 15 |
863 | Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let my hair down!! | 1.3089 | 0.03700 | 246 | 185 | 46 | 15 |
864 | Hold real tight, Rapunzel, and I'll climb up my hair. | 1.3089 | 0.03614 | 259 | 195 | 48 | 16 |
865 | Rapunzel, I’ve comb-over for you. | 1.3087 | 0.03875 | 230 | 174 | 41 | 15 |
866 | The bottle just said "volumizing"... | 1.3087 | 0.03622 | 230 | 169 | 51 | 10 |
867 | Seriously, this makes way more sense. | 1.3087 | 0.03674 | 230 | 170 | 49 | 11 |
868 | Okay Rapunzel, it's either hair today or I'm gone tomorrow! | 1.3087 | 0.03875 | 230 | 174 | 41 | 15 |
869 | Who are you to judge? | 1.3086 | 0.03731 | 243 | 183 | 45 | 15 |
870 | Rapunzel, Rapunzel, you’re let down by my long hair? | 1.3086 | 0.03639 | 243 | 181 | 49 | 13 |
871 | I don't care how much hair gel you used, I'm not sliding down it. | 1.3084 | 0.04020 | 214 | 162 | 38 | 14 |
872 | Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your gender norms. | 1.3084 | 0.03909 | 214 | 160 | 42 | 12 |
873 | I JUST RUBBED IT WITH VIAGRA. | 1.3083 | 0.03899 | 240 | 184 | 38 | 18 |
874 | It’s a two-way street, babe. | 1.3083 | 0.03899 | 240 | 184 | 38 | 18 |
875 | I’m not only the hair club President. I’m also the King. | 1.3081 | 0.04222 | 211 | 163 | 31 | 17 |
876 | I'm meeting you more than half-way. | 1.3080 | 0.03842 | 224 | 168 | 43 | 13 |
877 | My hair dresser calls it "The Trumpian Twister" and it doubles as a slippery slope when necessary. Please slide down with caution. | 1.3080 | 0.03945 | 224 | 170 | 39 | 15 |
878 | Pull me back up. I’ve so had enough of reality. | 1.3080 | 0.03933 | 237 | 182 | 37 | 18 |
879 | Trust me, I read about this in a book somewhere. | 1.3080 | 0.03794 | 237 | 179 | 43 | 15 |
880 | Great concept. Lousy physics. | 1.3080 | 0.03650 | 237 | 176 | 49 | 12 |
881 | You've got to be kidding, I've been planning this for years. | 1.3077 | 0.03551 | 247 | 183 | 52 | 12 |
882 | Yes, fine, it's like a hair-boner. Now hurry and get down on it! | 1.3077 | 0.03904 | 247 | 191 | 36 | 20 |
883 | What's a ladder ? | 1.3077 | 0.03930 | 221 | 167 | 40 | 14 |
884 | Go ahead, pull me up. | 1.3074 | 0.03718 | 244 | 184 | 45 | 15 |
885 | This is a hair-raising situation. | 1.3074 | 0.03957 | 231 | 177 | 37 | 17 |
886 | No!! You pull ME up!! It’s crazy out here!! | 1.3071 | 0.03702 | 241 | 181 | 46 | 14 |
887 | I'm thinking frosted tips, but I'd consider dreadlocks. | 1.3071 | 0.03885 | 241 | 185 | 38 | 18 |
888 | I was waiting for a good hair day | 1.3071 | 0.03929 | 241 | 186 | 36 | 19 |
889 | I have an egalitarian point of view. You climb down this time, I will climb up next time. | 1.3070 | 0.03638 | 228 | 168 | 50 | 10 |
890 | I think you need to stop questioning the plan. | 1.3070 | 0.03895 | 228 | 173 | 40 | 15 |
891 | I used 73 jars of gel. You can just climb on and slide down. | 1.3068 | 0.03816 | 251 | 193 | 39 | 19 |
892 | Has this happened with all the princes you've been with? | 1.3067 | 0.03685 | 238 | 178 | 47 | 13 |
893 | It's not you. It's me. | 1.3067 | 0.03827 | 238 | 181 | 41 | 16 |
894 | Ok, maybe it was a hair-brained idea... | 1.3067 | 0.03930 | 225 | 171 | 39 | 15 |
895 | I spun it from straw polls. | 1.3066 | 0.04151 | 212 | 163 | 33 | 16 |
896 | Honey, let's just try to make it work." | 1.3065 | 0.03675 | 248 | 187 | 46 | 15 |
897 | This really hurts. Are you sure there's no door around back? | 1.3064 | 0.03566 | 235 | 173 | 52 | 10 |
898 | I spent a fortune on Rogaine to save you. | 1.3063 | 0.03862 | 222 | 167 | 42 | 13 |
899 | Aqua Net; why do you ask? | 1.3063 | 0.03862 | 222 | 167 | 42 | 13 |
900 | This isn't how it goes in the story. | 1.3063 | 0.03966 | 222 | 169 | 38 | 15 |
901 | OK, but then how do we get down? | 1.3063 | 0.03755 | 222 | 165 | 46 | 11 |
902 | I used a new product called Trump Hair Starch. | 1.3062 | 0.04301 | 209 | 163 | 28 | 18 |
903 | I always did prefer a man with a good head of hair. | 1.3062 | 0.03849 | 209 | 155 | 44 | 10 |
904 | I thought you'd appreciate the role reversal. | 1.3059 | 0.03732 | 219 | 162 | 47 | 10 |
905 | Maybe we should see if this glass slipper fits first? | 1.3059 | 0.04055 | 219 | 168 | 35 | 16 |
906 | I don't care what they write. Just pull me up! | 1.3058 | 0.03735 | 242 | 183 | 44 | 15 |
907 | Why, yes, I am Lord Pompadour, how did you guess? | 1.3057 | 0.03978 | 229 | 176 | 36 | 17 |
908 | Not for lack of time, but I didn't really think this through. | 1.3057 | 0.03880 | 229 | 174 | 40 | 15 |
909 | Next time at my tower? | 1.3056 | 0.04094 | 216 | 166 | 34 | 16 |
910 | I'm sorry, it's one of the side effects. | 1.3056 | 0.03676 | 252 | 191 | 45 | 16 |
911 | Jump !! It’s wrapped around a bungee cord. | 1.3054 | 0.03993 | 239 | 186 | 33 | 20 |
912 | Hair brained ? How could you say that ! | 1.3053 | 0.03864 | 226 | 171 | 41 | 14 |
913 | Careful with the updo - I’d like to get at least two days out of it. | 1.3053 | 0.03761 | 226 | 169 | 45 | 12 |
914 | You need to do something about your split ends. | 1.3052 | 0.03835 | 249 | 192 | 38 | 19 |
915 | It’s 2018, I can be who I want | 1.3052 | 0.04025 | 213 | 162 | 37 | 14 |
916 | No... I'm here to save YOU. | 1.3052 | 0.03680 | 213 | 156 | 49 | 8 |
917 | I calleth it the maxi-mullet. | 1.3051 | 0.03846 | 236 | 180 | 40 | 16 |
918 | Of course I use product. | 1.3051 | 0.03799 | 236 | 179 | 42 | 15 |
919 | Want to come over to my place for a change? | 1.3049 | 0.04001 | 223 | 171 | 36 | 16 |
920 | If we can get someone to turn this magazine upside-down, you can climb up my hair and into my arms. Otherwise, Rapunzel, I’d say we’re screwed. | 1.3047 | 0.04020 | 233 | 181 | 33 | 19 |
921 | This is not how I thought this would go | 1.3047 | 0.03734 | 233 | 175 | 45 | 13 |
922 | Dear Rapunzel, we are about to shift the paradigm. | 1.3045 | 0.03604 | 220 | 161 | 51 | 8 |
923 | And none of the men in the family show signs of baldness. | 1.3045 | 0.03718 | 220 | 163 | 47 | 10 |
924 | I think I'll go now. We just have too much in common. | 1.3045 | 0.03718 | 220 | 163 | 47 | 10 |
925 | Hair Suitor | 1.3045 | 0.03722 | 243 | 184 | 44 | 15 |
926 | Of course it's a weave." | 1.3045 | 0.03676 | 243 | 183 | 46 | 14 |
927 | If you help me fix it, I can run for President | 1.3043 | 0.03748 | 253 | 194 | 41 | 18 |
928 | I don't know why but this just doesn't feel right! | 1.3043 | 0.03766 | 230 | 173 | 44 | 13 |
929 | This is the best I can do, Melania. | 1.3043 | 0.04104 | 230 | 180 | 30 | 20 |
930 | No, it's actually my good hair day. | 1.3042 | 0.03706 | 240 | 181 | 45 | 14 |
931 | Your hair was a let down. | 1.3042 | 0.03845 | 240 | 184 | 39 | 17 |
932 | We could explore the masculine/feminine axis of this kind of turnaround or you could just toss me the key. | 1.3041 | 0.03917 | 217 | 164 | 40 | 13 |
933 | So you're saying that my man-bun has been a waste of time? | 1.3037 | 0.04009 | 214 | 163 | 37 | 14 |
934 | Maybe try the door again...? | 1.3037 | 0.03898 | 214 | 161 | 41 | 12 |
935 | I thought it said to use a cupful of Rogaine; it actually said to use a capful. | 1.3037 | 0.03841 | 214 | 160 | 43 | 11 |
936 | Comb-overs are a family tradition. | 1.3036 | 0.03588 | 247 | 185 | 49 | 13 |
937 | I’m from Uber. | 1.3036 | 0.03896 | 247 | 192 | 35 | 20 |
938 | Too much mousse? | 1.3036 | 0.03588 | 247 | 185 | 49 | 13 |
939 | Do you think it's too long for a man bun? | 1.3036 | 0.03935 | 224 | 171 | 38 | 15 |
940 | Maybe I shouldn't have eaten those three magic beans. | 1.3036 | 0.03935 | 224 | 171 | 38 | 15 |
941 | I think the hair spray did the trick. | 1.3036 | 0.03832 | 224 | 169 | 42 | 13 |
942 | No, No, I'm Rapunzel! | 1.3035 | 0.03749 | 201 | 147 | 47 | 7 |
943 | Dyslexic? Me? Why do you ask? | 1.3034 | 0.03865 | 234 | 179 | 39 | 16 |
944 | I can come up if you can't come down | 1.3034 | 0.03671 | 234 | 175 | 47 | 12 |
945 | Let’s watch that YouTube video again. | 1.3034 | 0.03959 | 234 | 181 | 35 | 18 |
946 | I told you it was real! | 1.3033 | 0.03843 | 244 | 188 | 38 | 18 |
947 | No, I'm not saying you can't do it. It's just, maybe we're taking this whole 'reversing gender roles' thing a bit too far." | 1.3033 | 0.03886 | 244 | 189 | 36 | 19 |
948 | Pull me back up! It’s the 2018 midterms! | 1.3031 | 0.03777 | 254 | 196 | 39 | 19 |
949 | Talk about a hair raising experience. | 1.3030 | 0.03714 | 264 | 204 | 40 | 20 |
950 | No, I'm Donald's brother. | 1.3030 | 0.03947 | 231 | 178 | 36 | 17 |
951 | I guess I overdid it with the Viagra | 1.3030 | 0.03714 | 264 | 204 | 40 | 20 |
952 | 'I come from the Kingdom of Miracle Grow.' | 1.3029 | 0.03693 | 241 | 182 | 45 | 14 |
953 | Comb-over, m'lady! | 1.3028 | 0.03503 | 251 | 187 | 52 | 12 |
954 | This ain't no fairy tale honey. Just grab hold, shimmy on down and let's get the hell out of here. | 1.3028 | 0.03548 | 251 | 188 | 50 | 13 |
955 | Medievaldating.com said we were an 87% match. | 1.3028 | 0.03902 | 218 | 165 | 40 | 13 |
956 | I popped a fistful of Rogaine and Viagra . . . soooo, I have something else to show you when you get down. | 1.3026 | 0.03934 | 228 | 175 | 37 | 16 |
957 | Don’t let your barber take off more than this much. | 1.3026 | 0.03885 | 228 | 174 | 39 | 15 |
958 | No, I'm NOT just one-upping you! | 1.3026 | 0.03784 | 228 | 172 | 43 | 13 |
959 | Rapunzel, honey, I think we've got this thing backwards. | 1.3026 | 0.04031 | 228 | 177 | 33 | 18 |
960 | Forget coming down for living happily ever after! Just pull me up and we'll stay in our ivory tower, and never hear a word about Trump again! | 1.3025 | 0.04043 | 238 | 187 | 30 | 21 |
961 | I know times are hard right now, but I promise you one day we'll be able to afford a rope. | 1.3022 | 0.03712 | 225 | 168 | 46 | 11 |
962 | When I said we weren’t using my hair, I thought you’d bring a ladder. | 1.3021 | 0.03755 | 235 | 178 | 43 | 14 |
963 | Hey stupid, the King is longing for an heir, not for someone with long hair. | 1.3021 | 0.03898 | 235 | 181 | 37 | 17 |
964 | I'm not the just president of the Hair Club, I'm also a client | 1.3021 | 0.03851 | 235 | 180 | 39 | 16 |
965 | Rapunzel, Rapunzel Let down your hair dryer. | 1.3021 | 0.03657 | 235 | 176 | 47 | 12 |
966 | I figured it’s the least I could do for gender equality. | 1.3020 | 0.03696 | 245 | 186 | 44 | 15 |
967 | No, no, it’s supposed to be “RAPUNZEL, let down your hair!” | 1.3020 | 0.03681 | 255 | 195 | 43 | 17 |
968 | Really Rapunzel? Can't we just TRY it my way? | 1.3018 | 0.03798 | 222 | 167 | 43 | 12 |
969 | I don't think it works that way. | 1.3017 | 0.03788 | 232 | 176 | 42 | 14 |
970 | M’lady, ‘tis usually kempt, in a knight bun. | 1.3017 | 0.03836 | 232 | 177 | 40 | 15 |
971 | Going to a ball tonight, so just a little off the top. | 1.3017 | 0.03738 | 232 | 175 | 44 | 13 |
972 | Donald! | 1.3017 | 0.03885 | 232 | 178 | 38 | 16 |
973 | Don’t worry! I used super-hold gel. | 1.3017 | 0.03738 | 232 | 175 | 44 | 13 |
974 | Don't make it look like a comb-over. | 1.3017 | 0.04026 | 232 | 181 | 32 | 19 |
975 | Now, HOW exactly is this gonna work ??? | 1.3017 | 0.03726 | 242 | 184 | 43 | 15 |
976 | And then, Baron, Rapunzel cried, "Donald! Donald! Let up your hair!" | 1.3017 | 0.03772 | 242 | 185 | 41 | 16 |
977 | Love is in the hair | 1.3015 | 0.03652 | 262 | 201 | 43 | 18 |
978 | I knew I shouldn’t have read the abridged version of this tale. | 1.3014 | 0.04070 | 209 | 160 | 35 | 14 |
979 | Just take care of the scraggly ends for now, I have a battle at 2. | 1.3013 | 0.03614 | 239 | 179 | 48 | 12 |
980 | You expect me to wrap this into a "man bun?" | 1.3013 | 0.03804 | 239 | 183 | 40 | 16 |
981 | Too much product? | 1.3013 | 0.03940 | 239 | 186 | 34 | 19 |
982 | I think we misunderstood... | 1.3013 | 0.03516 | 239 | 177 | 52 | 10 |
983 | I used enough gel so you can slide down. | 1.3009 | 0.03698 | 226 | 169 | 46 | 11 |
984 | Its a pompadour. | 1.3009 | 0.03751 | 226 | 170 | 44 | 12 |
985 | Pretty good for a comb over, right? | 1.3008 | 0.03789 | 236 | 180 | 41 | 15 |
986 | Take about an inch off the ends. | 1.3008 | 0.03545 | 246 | 184 | 50 | 12 |
987 | We ALWAYS go to my place. | 1.3008 | 0.03751 | 256 | 198 | 39 | 19 |
988 | Did I use too much product? | 1.3008 | 0.03453 | 256 | 191 | 53 | 12 |
989 | So, are we going up or down? | 1.3005 | 0.03971 | 203 | 153 | 39 | 11 |
990 | For christsake Raz, just hang on tight, and slide down. | 1.3005 | 0.04151 | 203 | 156 | 33 | 14 |
991 | Take the stairs, it’s only a medium hold gel. | 1.3005 | 0.03845 | 213 | 160 | 42 | 11 |
992 | Come on down...I used all the hairspray in the kingdom. | 1.3004 | 0.03724 | 233 | 176 | 44 | 13 |
993 | Not clear on the concept. | 1.3004 | 0.04057 | 233 | 183 | 30 | 20 |
994 | Leznuper, Leznuper, let up your hair | 1.3004 | 0.03965 | 233 | 181 | 34 | 18 |
995 | I might have gone a bit overboard on the up-do. | 1.3004 | 0.03573 | 243 | 182 | 49 | 12 |
996 | Rapunzel, honey, I thought we discussed this. | 1.3004 | 0.03803 | 243 | 187 | 39 | 17 |
997 | If you won’t lower your hair, at least lower your standards.” | 1.3000 | 0.03817 | 220 | 166 | 42 | 12 |
998 | Let's hope the hairspray holds. | 1.3000 | 0.03650 | 240 | 181 | 46 | 13 |
999 | But, if you pull me up, how do we both get down? | 1.3000 | 0.03881 | 240 | 186 | 36 | 18 |
1000 | Oh. Well, what DID you mean by Role Reversal? | 1.3000 | 0.03871 | 220 | 167 | 40 | 13 |
1001 | I'm trying to pull my own weight in this relationship. | 1.2996 | 0.03579 | 247 | 186 | 48 | 13 |
1002 | Now, pull me up. | 1.2996 | 0.03714 | 247 | 189 | 42 | 16 |
1003 | I’m donating it to “Princesses Stuck in Towers.” | 1.2996 | 0.03869 | 237 | 183 | 37 | 17 |
1004 | YES it is real, just pull! | 1.2996 | 0.03737 | 227 | 171 | 44 | 12 |
1005 | Usually, I'm on top. | 1.2996 | 0.03684 | 227 | 170 | 46 | 11 |
1006 | Now you see why it took 7 years. | 1.2995 | 0.03961 | 217 | 166 | 37 | 14 |
1007 | I think that we got the story wrong! | 1.2995 | 0.03739 | 217 | 162 | 45 | 10 |
1008 | You should see my pubes. | 1.2992 | 0.03706 | 264 | 205 | 39 | 20 |
1009 | I realize now it's more of a Dippity-Don't Do. | 1.2991 | 0.03808 | 234 | 179 | 40 | 15 |
1010 | Hairagra. | 1.2991 | 0.04042 | 234 | 184 | 30 | 20 |
1011 | I think is better if you jump, these are extensions | 1.2991 | 0.03976 | 224 | 173 | 35 | 16 |
1012 | Trust me, the gel will hold. | 1.2991 | 0.03874 | 224 | 171 | 39 | 14 |
1013 | You want me to pull you up? | 1.2988 | 0.03494 | 251 | 188 | 51 | 12 |
1014 | You haven't read much Newtonian physics, have you? | 1.2988 | 0.03776 | 241 | 185 | 40 | 16 |
1015 | Please climb down, babe. It won't be in style that much longer. | 1.2986 | 0.03865 | 211 | 159 | 41 | 11 |
1016 | Lather, rinse, and repeat. What’s yours? | 1.2984 | 0.03567 | 248 | 187 | 48 | 13 |
1017 | Forget Prince -- I'm going to be President someday. | 1.2984 | 0.03745 | 248 | 191 | 40 | 17 |
1018 | The name’s Trump. Donald Trump. | 1.2983 | 0.03946 | 238 | 186 | 33 | 19 |
1019 | I'm hair for you. | 1.2983 | 0.03762 | 238 | 182 | 41 | 15 |
1020 | Rapunzel, let MY hair down!! | 1.2983 | 0.03809 | 238 | 183 | 39 | 16 |
1021 | you said 'comb over' | 1.2983 | 0.03946 | 238 | 186 | 33 | 19 |
1022 | Sir Isaac may have discovered gravity, but I’ve discovered static electricity, m’lady! | 1.2982 | 0.03670 | 228 | 171 | 46 | 11 |
1023 | Pull me up | 1.2982 | 0.03774 | 228 | 173 | 42 | 13 |
1024 | But I thought you believed in role reversal! | 1.2982 | 0.03925 | 228 | 176 | 36 | 16 |
1025 | Now I see why you were supposed to be the one with long hair. | 1.2982 | 0.03891 | 218 | 166 | 39 | 13 |
1026 | What the hell, mom! | 1.2982 | 0.04154 | 218 | 171 | 29 | 18 |
1027 | How do I get back up? | 1.2982 | 0.04103 | 218 | 170 | 31 | 17 |
1028 | See, your mother is totally wrong, we have soooo much in common. | 1.2980 | 0.03544 | 255 | 193 | 48 | 14 |
1029 | Something's not right. | 1.2980 | 0.03641 | 245 | 186 | 45 | 14 |
1030 | I can’t do a thing with it, but maybe you can | 1.2979 | 0.03647 | 235 | 177 | 46 | 12 |
1031 | Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair products. | 1.2979 | 0.03746 | 235 | 179 | 42 | 14 |
1032 | It gets hard when you fondle it. | 1.2979 | 0.03746 | 235 | 179 | 42 | 14 |
1033 | Are you sure this is how Trump does it? | 1.2979 | 0.03935 | 235 | 183 | 34 | 18 |
1034 | Talk about a reversal of roles! | 1.2978 | 0.03701 | 225 | 169 | 45 | 11 |
1035 | Just HOW MUCH longer?? | 1.2977 | 0.03871 | 215 | 163 | 40 | 12 |
1036 | Maybe we should try it my way. | 1.2976 | 0.03571 | 252 | 191 | 47 | 14 |
1037 | Yes, I am the Prince of Mullett! | 1.2975 | 0.03624 | 242 | 183 | 46 | 13 |
1038 | Of course it’s gone grey. I’ve been growing it for you for 35 years. | 1.2975 | 0.03576 | 242 | 182 | 48 | 12 |
1039 | Well, you know, they're always looking for a new spin on an old story. | 1.2972 | 0.03688 | 249 | 191 | 42 | 16 |
1040 | If you see a gray one, could you pull it out? | 1.2971 | 0.03605 | 239 | 180 | 47 | 12 |
1041 | I'm the hair -apparent to the throne | 1.2971 | 0.03605 | 239 | 180 | 47 | 12 |
1042 | I thought I was Rapunzel | 1.2969 | 0.03810 | 229 | 175 | 40 | 14 |
1043 | Sliding down should be easy, but landing might be a bit awkward. | 1.2969 | 0.03760 | 229 | 174 | 42 | 13 |
1044 | Dandruff? I defy physics out of love for you and the only thing you say is that I have dandruff? | 1.2969 | 0.03760 | 229 | 174 | 42 | 13 |
1045 | Years from now it'll be all about your hair, not mine! | 1.2969 | 0.03550 | 229 | 170 | 50 | 9 |
1046 | Not your best idea, Rapunzel. | 1.2969 | 0.03575 | 256 | 195 | 46 | 15 |
1047 | I'm not here for you, I just really wanted to know what conditioner you used. | 1.2968 | 0.04086 | 219 | 171 | 31 | 17 |
1048 | No! No! Not that one! Just the long grey one... the really long grey one in the middle. David B. Smith Miami Beach, Florida | 1.2968 | 0.03929 | 219 | 168 | 37 | 14 |
1049 | Man up. | 1.2967 | 0.03392 | 246 | 182 | 55 | 9 |
1050 | My manbun's come undone! | 1.2966 | 0.03732 | 236 | 180 | 42 | 14 |
1051 | Yes, the cake with the file inside is there. Keep looking. | 1.2966 | 0.03780 | 236 | 181 | 40 | 15 |
1052 | Uncle Albert says gravity is just a curvature in spacetime. | 1.2966 | 0.03780 | 236 | 181 | 40 | 15 |
1053 | Rapunzel, don't climb down! I just thought of a reason why this won't work. | 1.2966 | 0.03780 | 236 | 181 | 40 | 15 |
1054 | It’s gel, slide down. | 1.2966 | 0.03551 | 263 | 201 | 46 | 16 |
1055 | I just had it done...they call it a new twist on an old classic. | 1.2965 | 0.03895 | 226 | 174 | 37 | 15 |
1056 | It was your idea to role-play! | 1.2963 | 0.03704 | 243 | 186 | 42 | 15 |
1057 | Rapunzel, the problem is not the prenup, it's the non-compete clause. | 1.2963 | 0.04073 | 216 | 168 | 32 | 16 |
1058 | Don't worry, this Presidential hair product comes with its own alternative gravity. | 1.2961 | 0.03664 | 233 | 176 | 45 | 12 |
1059 | We need to rethink our strategy here. | 1.2961 | 0.03764 | 233 | 178 | 41 | 14 |
1060 | And just think, everyone told me that I should cut my mullet. | 1.2961 | 0.03812 | 233 | 179 | 39 | 15 |
1061 | How can you let a few loose ends come between us? | 1.2961 | 0.04040 | 206 | 158 | 35 | 13 |
1062 | Comb-over, not climb-over! | 1.2960 | 0.03878 | 223 | 171 | 38 | 14 |
1063 | I pray thee ask yourself if you believe in me or Mr. Newton. | 1.2960 | 0.03719 | 223 | 168 | 44 | 11 |
1064 | Can you pull me up? It's scary out here. | 1.2958 | 0.03592 | 240 | 181 | 47 | 12 |
1065 | Quick! Before the wind changes! | 1.2958 | 0.03827 | 240 | 186 | 37 | 17 |
1066 | Just keep looking. The Wi-Fi password’s in there somewhere. | 1.2958 | 0.03734 | 240 | 184 | 41 | 15 |
1067 | Curses , I think I'm in the wrong cartoon. | 1.2958 | 0.03891 | 213 | 162 | 39 | 12 |
1068 | I'm all for gender role reversal, but I'm not sure if this one is going to work. | 1.2958 | 0.04003 | 213 | 164 | 35 | 14 |
1069 | Wow, me too! | 1.2955 | 0.03750 | 247 | 191 | 39 | 17 |
1070 | I’m running for President. | 1.2955 | 0.03879 | 247 | 194 | 33 | 20 |
1071 | Oh, come on. What good is a safe word if you can never remember it? | 1.2955 | 0.03914 | 220 | 169 | 37 | 14 |
1072 | Just a trim, I'm concerned about the split ends. | 1.2954 | 0.03766 | 237 | 182 | 40 | 15 |
1073 | Rapunzel -- you're such a tease. | 1.2954 | 0.03718 | 237 | 181 | 42 | 14 |
1074 | If I'm Repunzel, who are you? | 1.2953 | 0.03458 | 254 | 191 | 51 | 12 |
1075 | Come on! Let's not split hairs over this. | 1.2952 | 0.03880 | 227 | 175 | 37 | 15 |
1076 | Is this really the time to be commenting on my split ends? | 1.2952 | 0.03673 | 227 | 171 | 45 | 11 |
1077 | I can't quite make out the proclamation, but it reads, " Hair to the Throne?" | 1.2952 | 0.03880 | 227 | 175 | 37 | 15 |
1078 | Wait, there's something wrong with this picture! | 1.2951 | 0.03736 | 244 | 188 | 40 | 16 |
1079 | Just a few more inches Mr Trump and your comb over will be back to normal. | 1.2950 | 0.04358 | 200 | 158 | 25 | 17 |
1080 | Try standing on your head. | 1.2949 | 0.03798 | 234 | 180 | 39 | 15 |
1081 | Hair ya go. | 1.2949 | 0.03798 | 234 | 180 | 39 | 15 |
1082 | I'm not only the Hair Club Prince, but I'm also a client. | 1.2949 | 0.03798 | 234 | 180 | 39 | 15 |
1083 | Relax, it's not a competition. Yours is nice too. | 1.2948 | 0.03438 | 251 | 188 | 52 | 11 |
1084 | I can't figure it out either. | 1.2946 | 0.03966 | 224 | 174 | 34 | 16 |
1085 | Please tell me these aren't extensions. | 1.2946 | 0.03863 | 224 | 172 | 38 | 14 |
1086 | I told you I'm a feminist! | 1.2946 | 0.03915 | 224 | 173 | 36 | 15 |
1087 | The mane thing is ..... mother says I'll never be able to support you. | 1.2946 | 0.03721 | 241 | 185 | 41 | 15 |
1088 | Shall I come up, then? | 1.2946 | 0.03721 | 241 | 185 | 41 | 15 |
1089 | As you can see, this was supposed to be my tower. | 1.2944 | 0.03987 | 214 | 165 | 35 | 14 |
1090 | .nwod no emoc ,leznupaR | 1.2944 | 0.04149 | 214 | 168 | 29 | 17 |
1091 | Can you tell me again how this works? | 1.2944 | 0.03732 | 231 | 176 | 42 | 13 |
1092 | I got the idea while watching a press conference" | 1.2943 | 0.03487 | 265 | 202 | 48 | 15 |
1093 | I'm going to suggest we rethink this whole thing. | 1.2941 | 0.03752 | 238 | 183 | 40 | 15 |
1094 | Your letting me down. | 1.2941 | 0.03608 | 238 | 180 | 46 | 12 |
1095 | Leznupar, Leznupar, raise up your hair! | 1.2941 | 0.03705 | 238 | 182 | 42 | 14 |
1096 | Read your contract. This is not how the story goes! | 1.2941 | 0.03705 | 238 | 182 | 42 | 14 |
1097 | Wait a minute. Don’t we have this backward? | 1.2941 | 0.03951 | 221 | 171 | 35 | 15 |
1098 | I think there’s enough hair gel now... so you can just slide down. | 1.2941 | 0.03799 | 238 | 184 | 38 | 16 |
1099 | Don't pull too hard. Some of them are extensions. | 1.2941 | 0.03791 | 221 | 168 | 41 | 12 |
1100 | We can talk about my split ends later, let's just go! | 1.2939 | 0.03677 | 245 | 188 | 42 | 15 |
1101 | How could this relationship work if I wasn't willing to meet you halfway? | 1.2938 | 0.03911 | 211 | 161 | 38 | 12 |
1102 | Rapunzel, the way you follow directions is pretty Grimm. | 1.2938 | 0.04081 | 211 | 164 | 32 | 15 |
1103 | It's OK, I've got your shoes! | 1.2937 | 0.03562 | 252 | 192 | 46 | 14 |
1104 | Just trim a few feet off - the Prince and I are over and I don't want him thinking he can just climb back into my life. | 1.2936 | 0.03587 | 235 | 177 | 47 | 11 |
1105 | These gender neutral fairy tales do leave some plot holes. | 1.2936 | 0.03736 | 235 | 180 | 41 | 14 |
1106 | Rapunzel, take hold my golden man bun, that I may climb to your safe place | 1.2934 | 0.03799 | 242 | 188 | 37 | 17 |
1107 | Why don'y I just take the stairs? | 1.2934 | 0.03754 | 242 | 187 | 39 | 16 |
1108 | You're right, parting IS such sweet sorrow! | 1.2931 | 0.03667 | 232 | 176 | 44 | 12 |
1109 | Lice? | 1.2931 | 0.03817 | 232 | 179 | 38 | 15 |
1110 | You were right. Looking up to a woman in higher office is electrifying AND hair-raising. | 1.2931 | 0.03817 | 232 | 179 | 38 | 15 |
1111 | The tech guys assured me this would work. | 1.2929 | 0.03595 | 239 | 181 | 46 | 12 |
1112 | Rupuntzel, Repuntsel, let go of my hair! | 1.2929 | 0.03643 | 239 | 182 | 44 | 13 |
1113 | What the hell good is this going to do me? | 1.2929 | 0.03877 | 239 | 187 | 34 | 18 |
1114 | It was truly a hair-raising adventure | 1.2928 | 0.03776 | 222 | 169 | 41 | 12 |
1115 | Well, maybe I can just go get a ladder for you. | 1.2927 | 0.03382 | 246 | 183 | 54 | 9 |
1116 | My witch kept me in a pit. | 1.2926 | 0.03948 | 229 | 179 | 33 | 17 |
1117 | You know, Rapunzel, you're the only one who ever gets me so excited as this! | 1.2926 | 0.03646 | 229 | 173 | 45 | 11 |
1118 | Getting to you continues to be a hair raising experience. | 1.2925 | 0.03680 | 253 | 196 | 40 | 17 |
1119 | The man bun was so 2017. | 1.2924 | 0.03624 | 236 | 179 | 45 | 12 |
1120 | I'm your brother Denzel. Pull me up. | 1.2924 | 0.03865 | 236 | 184 | 35 | 17 |
1121 | I use the same hair stuff as Trump; climb on down. | 1.2922 | 0.03918 | 219 | 169 | 36 | 14 |
1122 | I spent a fortune on product to make it do this, so stop complaining and slide down. | 1.2922 | 0.03810 | 219 | 167 | 40 | 12 |
1123 | Rapunzeversal | 1.2922 | 0.04075 | 219 | 172 | 30 | 17 |
1124 | Yes, you have lice. | 1.2922 | 0.03971 | 219 | 170 | 34 | 15 |
1125 | I'm pretty sure this is supposed to be the other way around." | 1.2922 | 0.03505 | 243 | 183 | 49 | 11 |
1126 | Romantic, perhaps, but a sturdy ladder would have sufficed. | 1.2921 | 0.04025 | 202 | 155 | 35 | 12 |
1127 | It’s not stiff enough. | 1.2921 | 0.04085 | 202 | 156 | 33 | 13 |
1128 | Climb down. I used lots of hair spray. | 1.2920 | 0.03984 | 226 | 177 | 32 | 17 |
1129 | I accept walk-ins, but I charge by the foot. | 1.2920 | 0.03666 | 250 | 193 | 41 | 16 |
1130 | How's your upper body strength? | 1.2920 | 0.03487 | 250 | 189 | 49 | 12 |
1131 | Everybody laughed at my comb-over; but I knew it would come in handy one day, my love. | 1.2920 | 0.03440 | 250 | 188 | 51 | 11 |
1132 | The soothsayer says the style will be famous in 2016. | 1.2919 | 0.03932 | 209 | 160 | 37 | 12 |
1133 | I find societally-defined gender roles to be excessively confining. | 1.2918 | 0.03654 | 233 | 177 | 44 | 12 |
1134 | Is that a volumizing styling clay, or are you just happy to see me? | 1.2918 | 0.03851 | 233 | 181 | 36 | 16 |
1135 | I joined the Hair Club for Princes. | 1.2917 | 0.03955 | 216 | 167 | 35 | 14 |
1136 | Do you SEE those split ends? I am the one that needs rescuing. | 1.2917 | 0.04115 | 216 | 170 | 29 | 17 |
1137 | I like the idea of role reversals, but you’re going to need more gel. | 1.2917 | 0.03483 | 240 | 180 | 50 | 10 |
1138 | Hurry down before the frizz sets in. | 1.2917 | 0.03900 | 216 | 166 | 37 | 13 |
1139 | I've heard of role reversal, but this is ridiculous. | 1.2915 | 0.03784 | 247 | 193 | 36 | 18 |
1140 | Ironically, my name is Bob. | 1.2915 | 0.03868 | 223 | 172 | 37 | 14 |
1141 | But you said you wanted me to be more like you! | 1.2915 | 0.03868 | 223 | 172 | 37 | 14 |
1142 | Rapunzel, Rapunzel, do you do highlights? | 1.2915 | 0.03815 | 223 | 171 | 39 | 13 |
1143 | Don't think of it as breaking both your legs, think of it as shattering gender stereotypes. | 1.2913 | 0.03579 | 230 | 173 | 47 | 10 |
1144 | At least it's not a man bun. | 1.2913 | 0.03885 | 230 | 179 | 35 | 16 |
1145 | I just thought this way we could avoid that whole gender stereotypes thing. | 1.2913 | 0.03684 | 230 | 175 | 43 | 12 |
1146 | Much like your ends, I think it's time we split. | 1.2913 | 0.03735 | 230 | 176 | 41 | 13 |
1147 | C'mon, just pull me up! | 1.2913 | 0.03684 | 230 | 175 | 43 | 12 |
1148 | I think we did something backwards. | 1.2912 | 0.03387 | 261 | 197 | 52 | 12 |
1149 | The Combover: both attractive AND practical. | 1.2911 | 0.03756 | 237 | 183 | 39 | 15 |
1150 | Repunzel, Repunzel, let down your traditional gender roles! | 1.2911 | 0.03936 | 213 | 164 | 36 | 13 |
1151 | I'm from the government and I'm here to help. | 1.2910 | 0.03816 | 244 | 191 | 35 | 18 |
1152 | Honestly, I'm not mansplaining. | 1.2909 | 0.03393 | 275 | 210 | 50 | 15 |
1153 | Your such a tease! | 1.2909 | 0.03795 | 220 | 168 | 40 | 12 |
1154 | This doesn't feel right... | 1.2906 | 0.03884 | 203 | 154 | 39 | 10 |
1155 | I'm here to make the Kingdom great again. | 1.2906 | 0.03739 | 234 | 180 | 40 | 14 |
1156 | You found a nit? Is that all you have to say? | 1.2906 | 0.03884 | 234 | 183 | 34 | 17 |
1157 | Do we have to discuss my split ends right now? | 1.2905 | 0.03617 | 241 | 184 | 44 | 13 |
1158 | I am not wigging out. | 1.2905 | 0.03758 | 241 | 187 | 38 | 16 |
1159 | Don't worry. It said it'll have a long lasting hold. | 1.2905 | 0.03758 | 241 | 187 | 38 | 16 |
1160 | The stylist said it was 'a new take on an old classic'. | 1.2905 | 0.03758 | 241 | 187 | 38 | 16 |
1161 | Well, yes, you could yank me up, instead. | 1.2905 | 0.03664 | 241 | 185 | 42 | 14 |
1162 | You said you liked it long | 1.2903 | 0.03501 | 248 | 188 | 48 | 12 |
1163 | A little off the top and sides. | 1.2903 | 0.03939 | 217 | 168 | 35 | 14 |
1164 | How much mousse did you use? | 1.2902 | 0.03853 | 224 | 173 | 37 | 14 |
1165 | Thou love defies gravity | 1.2902 | 0.03583 | 224 | 168 | 47 | 9 |
1166 | But I thought you supported defying gender norms. | 1.2900 | 0.03870 | 231 | 180 | 35 | 16 |
1167 | Just hold my hair and jump. I used the shampoo that puts extra bounce in your hair. | 1.2900 | 0.03984 | 200 | 153 | 36 | 11 |
1168 | It portends what awaits you should you choose to slide down. | 1.2899 | 0.03597 | 238 | 181 | 45 | 12 |
1169 | Rapunzel, Rapunzel, climb down my comb-over! | 1.2899 | 0.03742 | 238 | 184 | 39 | 15 |
1170 | Of course I can't damned well climb up it! | 1.2898 | 0.03528 | 245 | 186 | 47 | 12 |
1171 | ...so I thought to myself, if I hear 'let your hair down' one more time... | 1.2898 | 0.03758 | 245 | 191 | 37 | 17 |
1172 | Is it too late to change places? | 1.2897 | 0.03597 | 252 | 194 | 43 | 15 |
1173 | Shoot. We still have the gravity problem. | 1.2896 | 0.03887 | 221 | 171 | 36 | 14 |
1174 | Gender Equality: now your turn to do the work. Pull me up! | 1.2896 | 0.04093 | 221 | 175 | 28 | 18 |
1175 | Rapunzel, Rapunzel I think we've got this all wrong so just jump and I'll catch you. | 1.2895 | 0.03753 | 228 | 175 | 40 | 13 |
1176 | Are you coming down or not? | 1.2894 | 0.03726 | 235 | 181 | 40 | 14 |
1177 | Something about this seems bass-akward... | 1.2893 | 0.03604 | 242 | 185 | 44 | 13 |
1178 | Easy - it took a whole cauldron of gel. | 1.2893 | 0.03458 | 242 | 182 | 50 | 10 |
1179 | Oh geez... I'm suppose to rescue you with YOUR long hair?" | 1.2893 | 0.03698 | 242 | 187 | 40 | 15 |
1180 | swing me again! | 1.2892 | 0.03714 | 249 | 194 | 38 | 17 |
1181 | I know you said you had a comb over, but really? | 1.2891 | 0.04013 | 211 | 164 | 33 | 14 |
1182 | I like what you’ve done - sober wench in the front; medieval faire in the back. | 1.2891 | 0.03381 | 256 | 193 | 52 | 11 |
1183 | Well? Can’t you pull me up? | 1.2890 | 0.03643 | 218 | 164 | 45 | 9 |
1184 | It might work better if you were down here and I was up there | 1.2890 | 0.03813 | 218 | 167 | 39 | 12 |
1185 | Wait - you lather, rinse, AND repeat?! | 1.2890 | 0.03758 | 218 | 166 | 41 | 11 |
1186 | Please, let go. | 1.2890 | 0.04081 | 218 | 172 | 29 | 17 |
1187 | Ever wake up and feel like you're in a fractured fairy tale? | 1.2889 | 0.03838 | 225 | 174 | 37 | 14 |
1188 | I don't think you really Googled this right. | 1.2888 | 0.03605 | 232 | 176 | 45 | 11 |
1189 | That's not how this works, Steve! | 1.2887 | 0.03633 | 239 | 183 | 43 | 13 |
1190 | I don't want you to think I'm using you for your hair. | 1.2886 | 0.03371 | 246 | 184 | 53 | 9 |
1191 | The king's gone mad. Pull me up! | 1.2885 | 0.03518 | 260 | 200 | 45 | 15 |
1192 | Wait..how is this supposed to work now? | 1.2884 | 0.03674 | 215 | 162 | 44 | 9 |
1193 | I just don't think this is a stable enough foundation for a relationship. | 1.2883 | 0.03976 | 222 | 174 | 32 | 16 |
1194 | It feels better when I'm on top. | 1.2882 | 0.03790 | 229 | 177 | 38 | 14 |
1195 | Let’s drag you up by your hair for a change | 1.2882 | 0.03790 | 229 | 177 | 38 | 14 |
1196 | Wait a minute – you’re going to pull me up? | 1.2881 | 0.03663 | 236 | 181 | 42 | 13 |
1197 | Okay Miss Prisoner. Do you have a better idea? | 1.2881 | 0.03563 | 236 | 179 | 46 | 11 |
1198 | Just a little off the ends... | 1.2881 | 0.03591 | 243 | 186 | 44 | 13 |
1199 | Are you sure this is how it worked in the YouTube video? | 1.2878 | 0.04033 | 205 | 159 | 33 | 13 |
1200 | This is becoming a hair raising experience, but who am I to talk? | 1.2877 | 0.03766 | 212 | 161 | 41 | 10 |
1201 | Wait, you have this backwards! | 1.2877 | 0.03571 | 219 | 164 | 47 | 8 |
1202 | Rapunzel? The script says Delilah. Did he draw me in the wrong panel again? | 1.2877 | 0.03960 | 219 | 171 | 33 | 15 |
1203 | You misunderstand, I asked to see your heir-line | 1.2876 | 0.03974 | 226 | 178 | 31 | 17 |
1204 | I dunno. Pull me up? | 1.2876 | 0.03693 | 233 | 179 | 41 | 13 |
1205 | I always felt the other way just perpetrated gender stereotypes. | 1.2875 | 0.03762 | 240 | 187 | 37 | 16 |
1206 | Good catch! Now, lift with your legs. | 1.2875 | 0.03522 | 240 | 182 | 47 | 11 |
1207 | The script says “let DOWN your hair!” | 1.2874 | 0.03573 | 254 | 196 | 43 | 15 |
1208 | I'll just remind you that you first laughed at my man-bun. | 1.2871 | 0.03978 | 209 | 162 | 34 | 13 |
1209 | Something's not right here. | 1.2870 | 0.03718 | 216 | 164 | 42 | 10 |
1210 | Just a couple inches off the top, I’m growing it out right now. | 1.2870 | 0.03832 | 216 | 166 | 38 | 12 |
1211 | After I finished, I realized he was Trump's stylist. | 1.2870 | 0.03943 | 216 | 168 | 34 | 14 |
1212 | Okay, your turn. | 1.2870 | 0.03673 | 230 | 176 | 42 | 12 |
1213 | If you pull me up, you can then use my hair to climb down, but then I'll be stuck in the tower! | 1.2869 | 0.03840 | 237 | 186 | 34 | 17 |
1214 | The therapist said we should try to empathize more. | 1.2869 | 0.03649 | 237 | 182 | 42 | 13 |
1215 | Of course it stays stiff. What are you thinking? | 1.2869 | 0.03550 | 237 | 180 | 46 | 11 |
1216 | Manbunzel, Manbunzel, please wash your hair! | 1.2868 | 0.03487 | 272 | 211 | 44 | 17 |
1217 | I’d go to any length for you! | 1.2864 | 0.03896 | 206 | 158 | 37 | 11 |
1218 | You know the recommended time between haircuts is three to six weeks, right? | 1.2864 | 0.03896 | 206 | 158 | 37 | 11 |
1219 | Hairy up! | 1.2864 | 0.03809 | 213 | 163 | 39 | 11 |
1220 | OK now... you said you’d toss me yours if I tossed you mine | 1.2864 | 0.03980 | 213 | 166 | 33 | 14 |
1221 | I thought you can slide down instead. I am not much of a climber. | 1.2864 | 0.03783 | 220 | 169 | 39 | 12 |
1222 | Are you sure this is the only way up? | 1.2864 | 0.03672 | 220 | 167 | 43 | 10 |
1223 | Tie it off and climb down. And bring a scissor. | 1.2863 | 0.03597 | 227 | 172 | 45 | 10 |
1224 | What do you mean I make your issues all about me? | 1.2863 | 0.03597 | 227 | 172 | 45 | 10 |
1225 | Go ahead. I used tons of hair spray. | 1.2863 | 0.03474 | 234 | 176 | 49 | 9 |
1226 | What a letdown! | 1.2863 | 0.03826 | 234 | 183 | 35 | 16 |
1227 | Whoops! I think your man bun has come undone. | 1.2863 | 0.03654 | 241 | 186 | 41 | 14 |
1228 | I use a lot of product. | 1.2863 | 0.03410 | 241 | 181 | 51 | 9 |
1229 | You'll be fine—I used hemp shampoo. | 1.2863 | 0.03428 | 255 | 194 | 49 | 12 |
1230 | Have you considered a man bun? | 1.2857 | 0.03684 | 238 | 184 | 40 | 14 |
1231 | If you want to live happily ever after, you gotta start pulling. | 1.2857 | 0.03518 | 245 | 187 | 46 | 12 |
1232 | No, no....don't come down. I'm coming up. You have the rent controlled apartment. | 1.2857 | 0.03539 | 266 | 207 | 42 | 17 |
1233 | I’ve just always had a problem with the gender-role confines of fairy tales. | 1.2857 | 0.03736 | 224 | 172 | 40 | 12 |
1234 | Dearest Rapunzel, what we've got here is failure to communicate. | 1.2857 | 0.04045 | 224 | 178 | 28 | 18 |
1235 | Allow me to explain. Your hair needs to be at least this long. | 1.2857 | 0.03587 | 238 | 182 | 44 | 12 |
1236 | This is what equality looks like. | 1.2857 | 0.03841 | 224 | 174 | 36 | 14 |
1237 | Will you help me fix my man bun? | 1.2857 | 0.04087 | 217 | 172 | 28 | 17 |
1238 | Yes, I did have beans for dinner at Jack's last night. How did you know?' | 1.2857 | 0.03789 | 224 | 173 | 38 | 13 |
1239 | Can you French braid it? | 1.2857 | 0.03607 | 231 | 176 | 44 | 11 |
1240 | Why should this detail always be the woman’s responsibility? | 1.2857 | 0.03518 | 245 | 187 | 46 | 12 |
1241 | It's like an emergency exit on an airplane: just slide down. | 1.2857 | 0.03587 | 238 | 182 | 44 | 12 |
1242 | It's my new pill, climb down and find out what else it can do. | 1.2851 | 0.03894 | 228 | 179 | 33 | 16 |
1243 | I can't take the politics any longer. Please pull me up. | 1.2851 | 0.03584 | 228 | 173 | 45 | 10 |
1244 | Be gentle, they're extensions." | 1.2851 | 0.03474 | 228 | 171 | 49 | 8 |
1245 | Don't worry, the gel will hold! | 1.2851 | 0.03690 | 228 | 175 | 41 | 12 |
1246 | Let's go to my place tonight. | 1.2851 | 0.03876 | 221 | 172 | 35 | 14 |
1247 | Because I want to be on top for once. | 1.2850 | 0.03880 | 207 | 159 | 37 | 11 |
1248 | I said "Get a bottle of Rogaine, not "Take a bottle of Rogaine.' | 1.2846 | 0.03576 | 253 | 196 | 42 | 15 |
1249 | Thanks for waiting. | 1.2845 | 0.03719 | 239 | 186 | 38 | 15 |
1250 | I thought I would try a different strategy | 1.2845 | 0.03474 | 239 | 181 | 48 | 10 |
1251 | Honestly this is more repelling than rappelling. | 1.2845 | 0.03812 | 239 | 188 | 34 | 17 |
1252 | Yeah, there's more product than usual. If you don't like it take the stairs! | 1.2845 | 0.03623 | 239 | 184 | 42 | 13 |
1253 | Clearly you have been a Trump supporter for quite some time. | 1.2845 | 0.03845 | 232 | 182 | 34 | 16 |
1254 | So you see Rapunzel, I thought if we put our heads together we could find a way to get you out of that tower. | 1.2845 | 0.03435 | 232 | 174 | 50 | 8 |
1255 | I moussed it for you. | 1.2845 | 0.03747 | 232 | 180 | 38 | 14 |
1256 | I think we need to use your hair | 1.2844 | 0.03721 | 225 | 173 | 40 | 12 |
1257 | I'm going to try cutting back on the Rogaine a bit. | 1.2844 | 0.04018 | 218 | 172 | 30 | 16 |
1258 | Trust me, it's the stiffest gel in the kingdom. | 1.2844 | 0.03911 | 218 | 170 | 34 | 14 |
1259 | Fairy tale. Hairy tale. Does it really matter? | 1.2840 | 0.03579 | 257 | 200 | 41 | 16 |
1260 | Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down my comb over. | 1.2840 | 0.03449 | 257 | 197 | 47 | 13 |
1261 | Rapunzel, Rapunzel, grab hold my hair so that you may slide down my gel-slicked stair. | 1.2840 | 0.03675 | 243 | 189 | 39 | 15 |
1262 | Now lift. | 1.2840 | 0.03284 | 243 | 181 | 55 | 7 |
1263 | Recently, literary scholars uncovered a first draft of the Rapunzel narrative. Its significance for future interpretations remains unclear. | 1.2840 | 0.03436 | 243 | 184 | 49 | 10 |
1264 | I Trumpenized my hair so it's safe to slide down. | 1.2839 | 0.03845 | 236 | 186 | 33 | 17 |
1265 | I think this fairytale is vertically challenged. | 1.2839 | 0.03701 | 236 | 183 | 39 | 14 |
1266 | Actually no, I am Sir Lance-up-locks." | 1.2839 | 0.03750 | 236 | 184 | 37 | 15 |
1267 | We Drumpfs know a thing or two about hair. | 1.2838 | 0.04071 | 229 | 184 | 25 | 20 |
1268 | Be careful! It's my combover. | 1.2838 | 0.03879 | 229 | 180 | 33 | 16 |
1269 | So now you know its a comb over. | 1.2837 | 0.03662 | 215 | 163 | 43 | 9 |
1270 | Is this how it's supposed to go ? | 1.2836 | 0.03890 | 201 | 154 | 37 | 10 |
1271 | Lice check, again? | 1.2835 | 0.03519 | 254 | 196 | 44 | 14 |
1272 | Wait, is it upload or download? | 1.2835 | 0.03475 | 254 | 195 | 46 | 13 |
1273 | The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind... | 1.2835 | 0.03519 | 254 | 196 | 44 | 14 |
1274 | I was thinking your place instead of my parent's basement. | 1.2834 | 0.03540 | 247 | 190 | 44 | 13 |
1275 | I tried to tell you that it wouldn't work! | 1.2833 | 0.03830 | 233 | 183 | 34 | 16 |
1276 | We're gonna need more hairspray! | 1.2833 | 0.03529 | 233 | 177 | 46 | 10 |
1277 | "If you think THAT'S something..." | 1.2832 | 0.03963 | 226 | 179 | 30 | 17 |
1278 | Hast thou been watching that pole dancing video I sent? | 1.2832 | 0.03863 | 226 | 177 | 34 | 15 |
1279 | It's the 21st century Rapunzel, give up gender norms! | 1.2831 | 0.04002 | 219 | 173 | 30 | 16 |
1280 | Milady, I’m afraid our future is up in the air. | 1.2831 | 0.03949 | 219 | 172 | 32 | 15 |
1281 | With hair like this you may be a Prince but you'll never be President. | 1.2830 | 0.03928 | 212 | 165 | 34 | 13 |
1282 | Your plight is hair-raising. | 1.2829 | 0.03501 | 251 | 193 | 45 | 13 |
1283 | You called for a pickup? | 1.2828 | 0.03797 | 244 | 193 | 33 | 18 |
1284 | Princess, can't you see how far I've comb? | 1.2826 | 0.03814 | 230 | 180 | 35 | 15 |
1285 | Is this deja vu, or am I in the wrong fairytale? | 1.2825 | 0.03464 | 269 | 209 | 44 | 16 |
1286 | I think we have this ass-backwards! | 1.2825 | 0.03845 | 223 | 174 | 35 | 14 |
1287 | And just imagine how great our kid's hair will be! | 1.2824 | 0.03763 | 216 | 166 | 39 | 11 |
1288 | Sir Issac doesn't know everything! | 1.2823 | 0.03664 | 248 | 194 | 38 | 16 |
1289 | Haul me up and I’ll save you. | 1.2823 | 0.03664 | 248 | 194 | 38 | 16 |
1290 | This relationship isn’t working. I feel like I’m doing all the work. | 1.2822 | 0.03873 | 202 | 155 | 37 | 10 |
1291 | Your ivory tower makes you a poor judge on what is practical here. | 1.2822 | 0.03596 | 241 | 186 | 42 | 13 |
1292 | Yeah...it IS kind of wild. I ate a magic bean. I'm Jack. Want to get coffee? | 1.2822 | 0.03784 | 241 | 190 | 34 | 17 |
1293 | No, you're right - considerate troubadour does make more sense than considerable pompadour. | 1.2822 | 0.03738 | 241 | 189 | 36 | 16 |
1294 | So, how do you want this to go down?” | 1.2822 | 0.03691 | 241 | 188 | 38 | 15 |
1295 | Force of habit, I suppose, but does it really matter why I brought the hat? | 1.2821 | 0.03767 | 234 | 183 | 36 | 15 |
1296 | And you’re sure you don’t just want to take the elevator? | 1.2821 | 0.03618 | 234 | 180 | 42 | 12 |
1297 | It is I, Sir Richard of Dyslexia. | 1.2821 | 0.03718 | 234 | 182 | 38 | 14 |
1298 | no, that's NOT what gender equality means | 1.2819 | 0.03848 | 227 | 178 | 34 | 15 |
1299 | Just trim the ends... | 1.2819 | 0.03586 | 227 | 173 | 44 | 10 |
1300 | I told you it was a bad hair day. | 1.2819 | 0.03640 | 227 | 174 | 42 | 11 |
1301 | I guess I’m just a little excited to see you again. | 1.2819 | 0.03997 | 227 | 181 | 28 | 18 |
1302 | I'm going toupée for this. | 1.2819 | 0.03554 | 259 | 202 | 41 | 16 |
1303 | Is this a ladder in his hair, or is he just glad to see me?” Greg Fukutomi, New York Cit | 1.2819 | 0.03469 | 259 | 200 | 45 | 14 |
1304 | Repunzle? Repunzle. Let down my hair. | 1.2818 | 0.03880 | 220 | 172 | 34 | 14 |
1305 | Repugnant, Repugnant, let go my hair! | 1.2817 | 0.03666 | 252 | 198 | 37 | 17 |
1306 | I hate climbing! | 1.2817 | 0.03797 | 213 | 164 | 38 | 11 |
1307 | Leznupar , pull up my hair! | 1.2817 | 0.03968 | 213 | 167 | 32 | 14 |
1308 | Rappelsel, Rapunsel, what's the difference? | 1.2816 | 0.03508 | 245 | 188 | 45 | 12 |
1309 | The magic hair potion worked, but can you do anything for my split ends? | 1.2816 | 0.03460 | 245 | 187 | 47 | 11 |
1310 | What do you think, should I grow it out or leave it short like this? | 1.2816 | 0.03648 | 245 | 191 | 39 | 15 |
1311 | No, the curtains don't match the carpet. | 1.2816 | 0.04062 | 206 | 162 | 30 | 14 |
1312 | I figured you of all people would appreciate the "up" do. | 1.2815 | 0.03722 | 238 | 186 | 37 | 15 |
1313 | Melania, I told you not to mess with my hair! | 1.2814 | 0.03699 | 231 | 179 | 39 | 13 |
1314 | If you can't pull me, at least help me to make a bun." | 1.2814 | 0.03596 | 231 | 177 | 43 | 11 |
1315 | You've found the keys a decade ago?? | 1.2812 | 0.03670 | 224 | 172 | 41 | 11 |
1316 | Rapunzel, Rapunzel, throw down your hair-tie! | 1.2812 | 0.03830 | 224 | 175 | 35 | 14 |
1317 | You said to ask for an up-do! | 1.2812 | 0.03670 | 224 | 172 | 41 | 11 |
1318 | Last chance! My haircut appointment is in 30 minutes. | 1.2812 | 0.03315 | 256 | 194 | 52 | 10 |
1319 | Please reconsider letting yours down | 1.2811 | 0.03469 | 249 | 191 | 46 | 12 |
1320 | I'll rescue you if you promise to tell no one about the comb-over. | 1.2811 | 0.03860 | 217 | 169 | 35 | 13 |
1321 | You can try but I am not sure the gel will hold. | 1.2811 | 0.03633 | 217 | 165 | 43 | 9 |
1322 | I don’t mean to split hairs, but there’s no way this will hold! | 1.2811 | 0.03915 | 217 | 170 | 33 | 14 |
1323 | I think I used too much Rapunz-Gel. | 1.2809 | 0.03519 | 267 | 209 | 41 | 17 |
1324 | Isn't this move just a hair backwards? | 1.2809 | 0.03503 | 235 | 179 | 46 | 10 |
1325 | Now is not the time to criticize my split ends. | 1.2807 | 0.03679 | 228 | 176 | 40 | 12 |
1326 | I didn’t know this is what you meant by “we’ll see how you feel when the shoe is on the other foot.” | 1.2807 | 0.03572 | 228 | 174 | 44 | 10 |
1327 | Rapunzel, I don’t think this is the way it works. | 1.2807 | 0.03731 | 228 | 177 | 38 | 13 |
1328 | Pardon me, Your Highness, but you called for the hair force, not the air force! | 1.2807 | 0.03626 | 228 | 175 | 42 | 11 |
1329 | Come back after you've conditioned | 1.2806 | 0.03292 | 253 | 191 | 53 | 9 |
1330 | It's business in front, maaaaaajor party in back. | 1.2806 | 0.03477 | 253 | 195 | 45 | 13 |
1331 | You know we are living in parallel universes, right? | 1.2805 | 0.03645 | 221 | 169 | 42 | 10 |
1332 | About four hours. Why do you ask? | 1.2805 | 0.03588 | 221 | 168 | 44 | 9 |
1333 | I just hate to let a good hair day go to waste. | 1.2805 | 0.03864 | 221 | 173 | 34 | 14 |
1334 | You have no idea how much hair spray I had to use. | 1.2805 | 0.03756 | 221 | 171 | 38 | 12 |
1335 | So it turns out the magic beans make a passable cassoulet. | 1.2805 | 0.03681 | 246 | 193 | 37 | 16 |
1336 | Slide down. It’s gelled. | 1.2804 | 0.03362 | 271 | 209 | 48 | 14 |
1337 | Oh, so you’re more into short-haired guys now? | 1.2804 | 0.03542 | 214 | 161 | 46 | 7 |
1338 | Let down your conditioner. | 1.2803 | 0.03563 | 239 | 184 | 43 | 12 |
1339 | It's just like pole vaulting. | 1.2803 | 0.03612 | 239 | 185 | 41 | 13 |
1340 | I borrowed it from The Donald | 1.2802 | 0.04044 | 207 | 163 | 30 | 14 |
1341 | Not mine! Yours!! | 1.2802 | 0.03530 | 232 | 177 | 45 | 10 |
1342 | Somehow, this isn’t how I had envisioned it. | 1.2802 | 0.03583 | 232 | 178 | 43 | 11 |
1343 | our hair care products will set you free | 1.2802 | 0.03583 | 232 | 178 | 43 | 11 |
1344 | Would you like a blowout?" "No thanks, just tower dry today. | 1.2802 | 0.03685 | 232 | 180 | 39 | 13 |
1345 | It's shellacked so you can use it as a slide. | 1.2802 | 0.03527 | 257 | 200 | 42 | 15 |
1346 | Long hair is such a let-down! | 1.2800 | 0.03763 | 225 | 175 | 37 | 13 |
1347 | Climb down my comb-over. | 1.2800 | 0.03710 | 225 | 174 | 39 | 12 |
1348 | What are you waiting for? Help me up. | 1.2799 | 0.03663 | 268 | 214 | 33 | 21 |
1349 | Leznupar, Leznupar, let up your long hair! | 1.2798 | 0.03845 | 218 | 170 | 35 | 13 |
1350 | I don't think this is the way this is supposed to work. | 1.2798 | 0.03849 | 193 | 147 | 38 | 8 |
1351 | I’m sorry if this is such a letdown. | 1.2797 | 0.03834 | 236 | 187 | 32 | 17 |
1352 | You gotta a problem with comb-overs? | 1.2797 | 0.03691 | 236 | 184 | 38 | 14 |
1353 | Head & Shoulders ... why? | 1.2796 | 0.03989 | 211 | 166 | 31 | 14 |
1354 | extra hold hair gel, can't remember the brand, does that matter? | 1.2795 | 0.03374 | 254 | 194 | 49 | 11 |
1355 | Your turn." | 1.2795 | 0.03665 | 229 | 177 | 40 | 12 |
1356 | The barber assured me that the hair spray will hold | 1.2795 | 0.03558 | 229 | 175 | 44 | 10 |
1357 | Hurry! The hair gel will only hold so long. | 1.2794 | 0.03577 | 247 | 192 | 41 | 14 |
1358 | These CVS receipts are getting ridiculous | 1.2794 | 0.03622 | 247 | 193 | 39 | 15 |
1359 | Why should you get all the credit every time? | 1.2794 | 0.03483 | 247 | 190 | 45 | 12 |
1360 | What do you mean ‘split ends’ ! | 1.2794 | 0.03339 | 247 | 187 | 51 | 9 |
1361 | I don't think this is how feminism works. | 1.2792 | 0.03550 | 240 | 185 | 43 | 12 |
1362 | Buzzer's broken. | 1.2790 | 0.03517 | 233 | 178 | 45 | 10 |
1363 | It's like Viagra, but for hair! | 1.2790 | 0.03820 | 233 | 184 | 33 | 16 |
1364 | So, we'll take off 16 feet, yes?" | 1.2790 | 0.03621 | 233 | 180 | 41 | 12 |
1365 | I've made a vow not to cut my hair until the invention of ladders. | 1.2788 | 0.03800 | 226 | 177 | 35 | 14 |
1366 | Would it make it easier to climb down if I added more mousse? | 1.2788 | 0.03695 | 226 | 175 | 39 | 12 |
1367 | I can't do a thing with it today. | 1.2788 | 0.03642 | 226 | 174 | 41 | 11 |
1368 | Don't worry, honey, it's safe - I used POTUS's hairspray. | 1.2788 | 0.03748 | 226 | 176 | 37 | 13 |
1369 | Just jump! I' ll be hair! | 1.2788 | 0.03800 | 226 | 177 | 35 | 14 |
1370 | ”I use gel, why do you ask | 1.2787 | 0.03413 | 244 | 186 | 48 | 10 |
1371 | I heard you're into hair. | 1.2785 | 0.03718 | 219 | 169 | 39 | 11 |
1372 | Now, my turn to play with yours. | 1.2785 | 0.03528 | 237 | 182 | 44 | 11 |
1373 | So you can wear yours down but I can't do an updo?! | 1.2783 | 0.03702 | 230 | 179 | 38 | 13 |
1374 | Rappel-Zel. | 1.2783 | 0.03803 | 230 | 181 | 34 | 15 |
1375 | Not quite sure that's how it works | 1.2782 | 0.03564 | 248 | 193 | 41 | 14 |
1376 | As soon as the band finishes touring I'll come back for you. | 1.2780 | 0.03781 | 223 | 174 | 36 | 13 |
1377 | Can you pull me up? | 1.2780 | 0.03672 | 223 | 172 | 40 | 11 |
1378 | A little mousse, a little spray, and et voila, Ralphpunzel. | 1.2780 | 0.03781 | 223 | 174 | 36 | 13 |
1379 | What ? Don’t tell you are having another hair raising adventure . | 1.2780 | 0.03681 | 241 | 189 | 37 | 15 |
1380 | I swear the engagement ring is in there somewhere. | 1.2780 | 0.03634 | 241 | 188 | 39 | 14 |
1381 | I traded my cow for some magic beans, and look what happened! | 1.2778 | 0.03751 | 216 | 167 | 38 | 11 |
1382 | Please? I've waited forever for this appointment. | 1.2776 | 0.03545 | 245 | 190 | 42 | 13 |
1383 | Sorry? You weren’t thinking? Do you have any idea how long it took me to grow this thing? | 1.2775 | 0.03734 | 227 | 177 | 37 | 13 |
1384 | Rapunzel, you know that Newton and Einstein don't agree on gravity. | 1.2775 | 0.03734 | 227 | 177 | 37 | 13 |
1385 | I'm here to rescue YOU, Rapunzel. I just haven't worked out all the logistics yet.... | 1.2775 | 0.03574 | 227 | 174 | 43 | 10 |
1386 | I did not travel all this way for you to judge me. | 1.2775 | 0.03834 | 209 | 162 | 36 | 11 |
1387 | Eight coats of floor wax. It'll hold you. Just grab on and slide down. | 1.2775 | 0.03952 | 209 | 164 | 32 | 13 |
1388 | Let's prove them wrong. | 1.2773 | 0.03615 | 238 | 185 | 40 | 13 |
1389 | I have those new shoes you wanted, but I'm not sure we've thought this through. | 1.2773 | 0.03814 | 220 | 172 | 35 | 13 |
1390 | I bought hair gel from a guy named Jack. | 1.2772 | 0.04283 | 202 | 163 | 22 | 17 |
1391 | Rapunzel, rapunzel, pull me up by my hair. | 1.2771 | 0.03412 | 249 | 191 | 47 | 11 |
1392 | Rapunzel, Rapunzel, slide down my gel. | 1.2771 | 0.03412 | 249 | 191 | 47 | 11 |
1393 | I know I have split ends, that's really not the problem here | 1.2771 | 0.03505 | 249 | 193 | 43 | 13 |
1394 | Frankly you should jump instead | 1.2771 | 0.03688 | 231 | 180 | 38 | 13 |
1395 | What makes you think I’ve been seeing someone else? | 1.2771 | 0.03637 | 231 | 179 | 40 | 12 |
1396 | Wait! I know this guy, Jack. He can help! | 1.2771 | 0.03368 | 231 | 174 | 50 | 7 |
1397 | Don’t worry. I used extra-hold. | 1.2771 | 0.03585 | 231 | 178 | 42 | 11 |
1398 | Wait, so you're saying I didn't have to grow it out?!?!" | 1.2771 | 0.03739 | 231 | 181 | 36 | 14 |
1399 | Dandruff? I used the five cans of mousse your fairy godmother told me to use and you're not going to slide down because of a little dandruff? | 1.2770 | 0.03842 | 213 | 166 | 35 | 12 |
1400 | Come down to my place for a change. | 1.2769 | 0.03573 | 242 | 188 | 41 | 13 |
1401 | I used "extra hold" this time, it'll work! | 1.2769 | 0.03324 | 242 | 183 | 51 | 8 |
1402 | Everyone laughed when I kept yelling, 'Lock her up!' over and over. Everyone laughed at my ridiculous, wrap-around hair. What did they know? Who's laughing now? | 1.2769 | 0.03668 | 242 | 190 | 37 | 15 |
1403 | You said you wanted unconventional, dear. | 1.2768 | 0.03547 | 224 | 171 | 44 | 9 |
1404 | I got a tweet that said to keep combing it forward. | 1.2768 | 0.03766 | 224 | 175 | 36 | 13 |
1405 | Don't worry. I used extra strength gel. | 1.2767 | 0.03512 | 253 | 197 | 42 | 14 |
1406 | Knowing you, Rapunzel, has been a hair raising experience.” | 1.2766 | 0.03694 | 235 | 184 | 37 | 14 |
1407 | I'm gender-binary so I have the quest of the knight in shining armor but the hair of the damsel-in-distress princess. | 1.2766 | 0.03791 | 235 | 186 | 33 | 16 |
1408 | In light of recent events, I thought it was time for me to pitch in. | 1.2766 | 0.03594 | 235 | 182 | 41 | 12 |
1409 | Until now, you've been confined by gender roles. | 1.2766 | 0.03694 | 235 | 184 | 37 | 14 |
1410 | What do you mean, a split end? | 1.2766 | 0.03543 | 235 | 181 | 43 | 11 |
1411 | M'Lady, doth size really matter? | 1.2765 | 0.03903 | 217 | 171 | 32 | 14 |
1412 | I wasn't planning on coming up, but now that you mention it... | 1.2764 | 0.03671 | 246 | 194 | 36 | 16 |
1413 | As tropes go this is all messed up. | 1.2763 | 0.03614 | 228 | 176 | 41 | 11 |
1414 | Viagra for hair. | 1.2763 | 0.03667 | 228 | 177 | 39 | 12 |
1415 | Yes, those are definitely split ends. | 1.2763 | 0.03385 | 257 | 198 | 47 | 12 |
1416 | I swear the carpet doesn't match the drapes. | 1.2760 | 0.04060 | 221 | 178 | 25 | 18 |
1417 | First, pull me up. Next... no, wait, don’t pull me up. | 1.2760 | 0.03853 | 221 | 174 | 33 | 14 |
1418 | Slide down, I used Aqua Net! | 1.2760 | 0.03689 | 221 | 171 | 39 | 11 |
1419 | Perfect! Now just climb down. | 1.2760 | 0.03576 | 221 | 169 | 43 | 9 |
1420 | Figured it was #myturn. | 1.2759 | 0.03906 | 203 | 158 | 34 | 11 |
1421 | I don't care how long it is, I'm still not going out with you. | 1.2759 | 0.03571 | 232 | 179 | 42 | 11 |
1422 | Just a trim | 1.2759 | 0.03674 | 232 | 181 | 38 | 13 |
1423 | I sure hope we gel. | 1.2759 | 0.03725 | 232 | 182 | 36 | 14 |
1424 | It's over, hon - I'm switching to a man bun. | 1.2757 | 0.03700 | 243 | 192 | 35 | 16 |
1425 | The gel was Extra Hold but still be careful. | 1.2757 | 0.03590 | 214 | 163 | 43 | 8 |
1426 | I'm hair to save you | 1.2756 | 0.03804 | 225 | 177 | 34 | 14 |
1427 | Ready for a hair-raising adventure? | 1.2756 | 0.03751 | 225 | 176 | 36 | 13 |
1428 | We're lucky that Parliament hasn't passed the laws of gravity yet. | 1.2754 | 0.03580 | 236 | 183 | 41 | 12 |
1429 | It's something new called Reverse Engineering. | 1.2754 | 0.03580 | 236 | 183 | 41 | 12 |
1430 | Pull me up, I'm tired of having to climb. | 1.2751 | 0.03756 | 229 | 180 | 35 | 14 |
1431 | But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and... your not Juliet--OMG, this is Grimm. | 1.2751 | 0.03492 | 229 | 175 | 45 | 9 |
1432 | Sir Gelahad at your service, my lady. | 1.2751 | 0.03756 | 229 | 180 | 35 | 14 |
1433 | Well, thank God it’s not a man bun! | 1.2750 | 0.03684 | 240 | 189 | 36 | 15 |
1434 | I think you must have me confused with some other princess | 1.2749 | 0.03435 | 251 | 194 | 45 | 12 |
1435 | You're supposed to let your hair down, not pull mine up, Rapunzel. When will you stop listening to fairy tales on Fox News? | 1.2749 | 0.04143 | 211 | 170 | 24 | 17 |
1436 | I tried a new straightener but it didn't get rid of my cowlick. | 1.2749 | 0.03976 | 211 | 167 | 30 | 14 |
1437 | Well, if I had known that, I would've been here MONTHS ago! | 1.2747 | 0.03760 | 233 | 184 | 34 | 15 |
1438 | How 'bout I ask Jack if we can borrow his beanstalk? | 1.2747 | 0.03609 | 233 | 181 | 40 | 12 |
1439 | I misread the job description. | 1.2747 | 0.03609 | 233 | 181 | 40 | 12 |
1440 | What, too much product? | 1.2747 | 0.03452 | 233 | 178 | 46 | 9 |
1441 | The hard part is getting the hair into this hat. | 1.2745 | 0.03575 | 255 | 201 | 38 | 16 |
1442 | It’s less exciting but maybe you should take the elevator … | 1.2744 | 0.03431 | 266 | 208 | 43 | 15 |
1443 | Who knew this would come in handy for the 'Get Out the Vote' campaign? | 1.2743 | 0.03762 | 237 | 188 | 33 | 16 |
1444 | Rogaine! | 1.2743 | 0.03617 | 237 | 185 | 39 | 13 |
1445 | Hurry up! The Viagra is wearing off! | 1.2743 | 0.03715 | 237 | 187 | 35 | 15 |
1446 | Please stop braiding and start lifting. | 1.2740 | 0.03776 | 208 | 161 | 37 | 10 |
1447 | Yes,with both hands. Trust me-- it's physics! | 1.2740 | 0.03837 | 208 | 162 | 35 | 11 |
1448 | I could cut here and you'd still be fine | 1.2740 | 0.03762 | 219 | 171 | 36 | 12 |
1449 | Can you just trim a bit off the ends? | 1.2739 | 0.03479 | 230 | 176 | 45 | 9 |
1450 | I took Viagra. Slide down quickly! | 1.2739 | 0.03940 | 230 | 185 | 27 | 18 |
1451 | I have an MFA in Rewriting the Classics. | 1.2739 | 0.03891 | 230 | 184 | 29 | 17 |
1452 | Gravity? Sounds like another one of your debatable scientific theories. Now are you climbing down here or not? | 1.2739 | 0.03526 | 241 | 187 | 42 | 12 |
1453 | I knew my comb over would come in handy. | 1.2739 | 0.03623 | 241 | 189 | 38 | 14 |
1454 | Maybe you should read it again to be sure. | 1.2739 | 0.03575 | 241 | 188 | 40 | 13 |
1455 | Rapunzel, Rapunzel, please don’t pull on my hair! I have just come from my stylist and it needs special care | 1.2738 | 0.03469 | 252 | 196 | 43 | 13 |
1456 | What do you mean the engagement is off? | 1.2738 | 0.03329 | 252 | 193 | 49 | 10 |
1457 | Rapunzel, Rapunzel, Let down my hair! I'm already late for work, and this tower doesn't pay for itself. | 1.2738 | 0.03329 | 252 | 193 | 49 | 10 |
1458 | Rapunzel! Rapunzel! Let DOWN my long hair! | 1.2738 | 0.03539 | 263 | 208 | 38 | 17 |
1459 | Slide down and then I’ll trim it. | 1.2736 | 0.03988 | 201 | 158 | 31 | 12 |
1460 | It's a comb UP, not Over. | 1.2736 | 0.03988 | 201 | 158 | 31 | 12 |
1461 | Rapunzel! Rapunzel! Repel down my hair! | 1.2736 | 0.03786 | 212 | 165 | 36 | 11 |
1462 | I said,"Bring me a pony's tail, Not a horses ass". | 1.2735 | 0.03715 | 223 | 174 | 37 | 12 |
1463 | No, it’s fine - we can use yours. | 1.2735 | 0.03604 | 223 | 172 | 41 | 10 |
1464 | I feel like we're one of those couples that are stating to look alike | 1.2735 | 0.03544 | 234 | 181 | 42 | 11 |
1465 | Babe, I swear, it's not this long when it's curly! | 1.2734 | 0.03476 | 256 | 200 | 42 | 14 |
1466 | It's me not you. | 1.2731 | 0.04069 | 216 | 174 | 25 | 17 |
1467 | Look here, Rapunzel, this role-reversal thing has gone to far. | 1.2731 | 0.03795 | 216 | 169 | 35 | 12 |
1468 | My love, your beauty is hair-raising. | 1.2731 | 0.03907 | 216 | 171 | 31 | 14 |
1469 | Quit looking for split ends and slide down. | 1.2731 | 0.03926 | 227 | 182 | 28 | 17 |
1470 | It looks weird, but keep an open mind. | 1.2731 | 0.03276 | 227 | 170 | 52 | 5 |
1471 | The gel should hold. | 1.2731 | 0.03825 | 227 | 180 | 32 | 15 |
1472 | The dream made so much sense, but I seem to have misremembered it somehow. | 1.2731 | 0.03604 | 238 | 186 | 39 | 13 |
1473 | First I shampoo with awapuhi and deionized water, then a leave-in conditioner that's rich in amino-acids, then I comb-in a light but firm hold cream wax and finally I brush it aggressively with a Muskrat-bristle brush and, voila! | 1.2731 | 0.03652 | 238 | 187 | 37 | 14 |
1474 | I knew one day someone would appreciate my cowlick. | 1.2731 | 0.03349 | 238 | 181 | 49 | 8 |
1475 | ...plus my father is President | 1.2731 | 0.03495 | 249 | 194 | 42 | 13 |
1476 | I'm starting to think I may be dyslexic. | 1.2727 | 0.03778 | 231 | 183 | 33 | 15 |
1477 | Comb over or extensions? | 1.2727 | 0.03415 | 242 | 186 | 46 | 10 |
1478 | That's 6 cans of hair spray. Slide on down for a change. | 1.2727 | 0.03514 | 242 | 188 | 42 | 12 |
1479 | Now don't get competitive. | 1.2727 | 0.03691 | 220 | 171 | 38 | 11 |
1480 | Just be glad it's not a man bun. | 1.2727 | 0.03827 | 231 | 184 | 31 | 16 |
1481 | I would have rather you just dropped me | 1.2727 | 0.03778 | 231 | 183 | 33 | 15 |
1482 | My blowout rocketh. | 1.2727 | 0.03573 | 231 | 179 | 41 | 11 |
1483 | Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down my hair. I will put on my shoes and climb up the stair! | 1.2727 | 0.03760 | 209 | 162 | 37 | 10 |
1484 | NO! Don't pull me up. It's a wig. | 1.2727 | 0.03677 | 231 | 181 | 37 | 13 |
1485 | These dang directions are upside down. | 1.2727 | 0.03778 | 231 | 183 | 33 | 15 |
1486 | Can we please discuss my split ends some other time? | 1.2727 | 0.03546 | 253 | 199 | 39 | 15 |
1487 | I would have been here sooner, but I was having a bad hair day. | 1.2724 | 0.03377 | 246 | 189 | 47 | 10 |
1488 | Slide down, it's safe. I used a ton of gel. | 1.2724 | 0.03474 | 246 | 191 | 43 | 12 |
1489 | Next time, we're going to my house | 1.2724 | 0.03522 | 246 | 192 | 41 | 13 |
1490 | I don't know! The whole world just seems upside down. | 1.2724 | 0.03660 | 246 | 195 | 35 | 16 |
1491 | You want me to cut here? | 1.2723 | 0.03427 | 235 | 180 | 46 | 9 |
1492 | Is it gum? | 1.2723 | 0.03479 | 235 | 181 | 44 | 10 |
1493 | Rescue you? Actually, I just wanted some tips for split ends. | 1.2723 | 0.03477 | 224 | 171 | 45 | 8 |
1494 | Hurry Juliet, the Viagra I rubbed in may only last a few hours" | 1.2723 | 0.03754 | 224 | 176 | 35 | 13 |
1495 | Ok, maybe I didn't read your scroll THAT carefully | 1.2723 | 0.03646 | 224 | 174 | 39 | 11 |
1496 | No, I can’t tell it’s a comb over. | 1.2720 | 0.03491 | 239 | 185 | 43 | 11 |
1497 | Lots of hairspray. Just slide on down. | 1.2720 | 0.03541 | 239 | 186 | 41 | 12 |
1498 | Rapunzel Rapunzel, PLEASE LET GO OF MY HAIR. | 1.2719 | 0.03759 | 228 | 180 | 34 | 14 |
1499 | It started as a comb over, then I had a fight with my barber. | 1.2719 | 0.03810 | 228 | 181 | 32 | 15 |
1500 | Damn cowlick! | 1.2719 | 0.03655 | 228 | 178 | 38 | 12 |
1501 | What do you think? Conditioner - or trim the split ends? | 1.2716 | 0.03559 | 232 | 180 | 41 | 11 |
1502 | Alright - I've been seeing someone else! | 1.2716 | 0.03506 | 232 | 179 | 43 | 10 |
1503 | That's not what I meant. | 1.2716 | 0.03663 | 232 | 182 | 37 | 13 |
1504 | I should have thought this through more before getting the weave. | 1.2716 | 0.03398 | 232 | 177 | 47 | 8 |
1505 | I guess roll reversals don’t reverse gravity. | 1.2716 | 0.03506 | 232 | 179 | 43 | 10 |
1506 | They call it “hair spray.” | 1.2715 | 0.03732 | 221 | 173 | 36 | 12 |
1507 | There's enough for the comb-over, but if you want it to look like King Donald's, the first thing we'll have to do is dye it blond. | 1.2714 | 0.04148 | 210 | 170 | 23 | 17 |
1508 | Let’s upend that sexist fairytale. | 1.2713 | 0.03414 | 247 | 191 | 45 | 11 |
1509 | And where pray tell is this 'Supercuts' you speak of? | 1.2712 | 0.03466 | 236 | 182 | 44 | 10 |
1510 | Let's put a different spin on this tale." | 1.2712 | 0.03466 | 236 | 182 | 44 | 10 |
1511 | Hm, okay - I can work with this. | 1.2712 | 0.03669 | 236 | 186 | 36 | 14 |
1512 | Hairbrained I may be, Yet truly long for thee! | 1.2711 | 0.03686 | 225 | 176 | 37 | 12 |
1513 | I promise it's not a harebrained scheme. | 1.2711 | 0.03576 | 225 | 174 | 41 | 10 |
1514 | Well now, that's a switch. | 1.2711 | 0.03347 | 225 | 170 | 49 | 6 |
1515 | This fair maiden thinks ..."Sire, your comb over rivals that of Master Trump." | 1.2710 | 0.03870 | 214 | 169 | 32 | 13 |
1516 | Thanks, that's a load off my mind. | 1.2709 | 0.03377 | 251 | 194 | 46 | 11 |
1517 | Tie me off and repel, Rapunzel! | 1.2707 | 0.03588 | 229 | 178 | 40 | 11 |
1518 | No, not lavender, I use a rosemary with crushed mint conditioner. | 1.2707 | 0.03693 | 229 | 180 | 36 | 13 |
1519 | Hey, my eyes are down here! | 1.2706 | 0.03592 | 218 | 168 | 41 | 9 |
1520 | Do you think it works better down? | 1.2706 | 0.03565 | 255 | 202 | 37 | 16 |
1521 | Why do you always check for lice, whenever I come over to see you? | 1.2705 | 0.03584 | 244 | 192 | 38 | 14 |
1522 | Wow! What hold! | 1.2705 | 0.03488 | 244 | 190 | 42 | 12 |
1523 | Pull harder! | 1.2705 | 0.03536 | 244 | 191 | 40 | 13 |
1524 | Pray for tensile strength. | 1.2704 | 0.03546 | 233 | 181 | 41 | 11 |
1525 | I figured since you could't come down, that maybe you could pull me up. | 1.2704 | 0.03649 | 233 | 183 | 37 | 13 |
1526 | Don’t pull, it’s a wig! | 1.2704 | 0.03598 | 233 | 182 | 39 | 12 |
1527 | Have you thought this out? | 1.2703 | 0.03771 | 222 | 175 | 34 | 13 |
1528 | See...I’ll be your equal partner in everything. | 1.2703 | 0.03717 | 222 | 174 | 36 | 12 |
1529 | How many times do I need to tell you: Hairspray. Not crazy glue. | 1.2703 | 0.03396 | 259 | 202 | 44 | 13 |
1530 | just a tease | 1.2701 | 0.03351 | 274 | 215 | 44 | 15 |
1531 | This isn't how it works. This isn't how any of it works. | 1.2699 | 0.03562 | 226 | 175 | 41 | 10 |
1532 | Now pull really hard. I'll roll up to you just like a yo-yo. | 1.2698 | 0.03318 | 252 | 194 | 48 | 10 |
1533 | I’ve never had an hairectal dysfunction problem before ... | 1.2698 | 0.03318 | 252 | 194 | 48 | 10 |
1534 | My love for you transcends traditional gender roles. | 1.2697 | 0.03466 | 241 | 187 | 43 | 11 |
1535 | I don't think it was written this way | 1.2697 | 0.03612 | 241 | 190 | 37 | 14 |
1536 | Let’s switch places and try again. | 1.2696 | 0.03880 | 230 | 185 | 28 | 17 |
1537 | Okay, come on down! | 1.2696 | 0.03679 | 230 | 181 | 36 | 13 |
1538 | If I'm honest, these blind dates are usually a let down. | 1.2694 | 0.03693 | 219 | 171 | 37 | 11 |
1539 | Happily ever after defies the laws of gravity. | 1.2694 | 0.03476 | 245 | 191 | 42 | 12 |
1540 | I was thinking the plan was more for me to come up. But, I can see why you coming down makes more sense. Let's go with your hair. | 1.2694 | 0.03524 | 245 | 192 | 40 | 13 |
1541 | Trust me, I used the strong hold hair spray. | 1.2692 | 0.03635 | 234 | 184 | 37 | 13 |
1542 | I'll come back up now so you can go down. | 1.2692 | 0.03734 | 234 | 186 | 33 | 15 |
1543 | Too bad gravity matters. | 1.2691 | 0.03219 | 275 | 213 | 50 | 12 |
1544 | Rapunzel, I've figured it out. I should be in the tower and you should be down here. | 1.2691 | 0.03702 | 223 | 175 | 36 | 12 |
1545 | My new conditioner has extra lift. | 1.2691 | 0.03477 | 223 | 171 | 44 | 8 |
1546 | No, it does that when I'm nervous too. | 1.2689 | 0.03592 | 238 | 187 | 38 | 13 |
1547 | My hair isn't all they talk about! | 1.2689 | 0.03641 | 238 | 188 | 36 | 14 |
1548 | I'm having a really bad hair day. | 1.2689 | 0.03713 | 212 | 165 | 37 | 10 |
1549 | Keep looking,I put the keys in there myself! | 1.2689 | 0.03464 | 212 | 161 | 45 | 6 |
1550 | I don’t know. Maybe the Viagra went straight to my man bun. | 1.2687 | 0.03964 | 227 | 184 | 25 | 18 |
1551 | Go ahead. There’s enough product in it | 1.2687 | 0.03762 | 227 | 180 | 33 | 14 |
1552 | Would you mind pulling me up? I'm all about breaking gender norms. | 1.2685 | 0.03949 | 216 | 173 | 28 | 15 |
1553 | I used super hold gel. | 1.2685 | 0.03364 | 257 | 200 | 45 | 12 |
1554 | For the hundredth time, Rapunzel, its not a weave! | 1.2684 | 0.03613 | 231 | 181 | 38 | 12 |
1555 | I know my ends are split! Just pull me up! | 1.2684 | 0.03561 | 231 | 180 | 40 | 11 |
1556 | Yup, it’s Opposite Day! | 1.2683 | 0.03732 | 205 | 159 | 37 | 9 |
1557 | I look so much better with my hair up. | 1.2683 | 0.03650 | 246 | 196 | 34 | 16 |
1558 | I don't think we thought this thru enough. | 1.2683 | 0.03604 | 246 | 195 | 36 | 15 |
1559 | It's not grease. It's body. | 1.2682 | 0.03563 | 220 | 170 | 41 | 9 |
1560 | Considering how long it took to grow this-- Maybe we could have come up with a Plan B | 1.2682 | 0.03563 | 220 | 170 | 41 | 9 |
1561 | So silky, and no split ends. What's your secret? | 1.2682 | 0.03789 | 220 | 174 | 33 | 13 |
1562 | Hey, it makes a killer man-bun | 1.2682 | 0.03844 | 220 | 175 | 31 | 14 |
1563 | Just a promise of things to come. | 1.2682 | 0.03950 | 220 | 177 | 27 | 16 |
1564 | So that you may slide down thy golden man bun. | 1.2681 | 0.03519 | 235 | 183 | 41 | 11 |
1565 | Rapunzel, Rapunzel, help me with my man bun! | 1.2681 | 0.03621 | 235 | 185 | 37 | 13 |
1566 | Rapunzel, Rapunzel, it's your turn--pull me up, please! | 1.2681 | 0.03720 | 235 | 187 | 33 | 15 |
1567 | Things used to be simple. Where did we go wrong? | 1.2680 | 0.03518 | 250 | 197 | 39 | 14 |
1568 | Once upon a time, when viagra and rogaine were bottled in grog. | 1.2680 | 0.03472 | 250 | 196 | 41 | 13 |
1569 | Thanks for letting me down easy! | 1.2679 | 0.03633 | 224 | 175 | 38 | 11 |
1570 | I thought you said you liked my man-bun? | 1.2678 | 0.03628 | 239 | 189 | 36 | 14 |
1571 | It's called hairspray and trust me, it'll make things so much easier | 1.2678 | 0.03479 | 239 | 186 | 42 | 11 |
1572 | Well, I must say, getting here was quite a hair-raising experience! | 1.2675 | 0.03643 | 228 | 179 | 37 | 12 |
1573 | Ohmigod! It's split ends, right? | 1.2675 | 0.03589 | 228 | 178 | 39 | 11 |
1574 | My kids put “Gorilla Glue” in my conditioner. You’re the hair genius...what should I do? | 1.2675 | 0.03535 | 228 | 177 | 41 | 10 |
1575 | Okay, now throw down your hair and I'll check it for split ends! | 1.2675 | 0.03633 | 243 | 193 | 35 | 15 |
1576 | Are you sure we can't use mine? | 1.2673 | 0.03709 | 217 | 170 | 36 | 11 |
1577 | I'm no good at climbing, but if you start right now you can make it down to me before the gel dissolves." | 1.2673 | 0.03767 | 217 | 171 | 34 | 12 |
1578 | It's a Brazilian blow-up. | 1.2673 | 0.03767 | 217 | 171 | 34 | 12 |
1579 | Wait... What?! | 1.2672 | 0.03898 | 232 | 188 | 26 | 18 |
1580 | I'm leaving because it's always about you, Rapunzel. Your hair. Your castle tower. But Madame de Pompadour makes me feel like it's okay to be about my hair once in awhile. | 1.2672 | 0.03547 | 232 | 181 | 40 | 11 |
1581 | Trump swore his hairspray would stiffen it sufficiently. | 1.2672 | 0.03682 | 247 | 198 | 32 | 17 |
1582 | Just a snip me lady, I have two more stops to make | 1.2672 | 0.03545 | 247 | 195 | 38 | 14 |
1583 | You stay there, Melania until you admit it's real! | 1.2672 | 0.03637 | 247 | 197 | 34 | 16 |
1584 | You misunderstood me. I'm just trying to illustrate the concept. | 1.2670 | 0.03663 | 221 | 173 | 37 | 11 |
1585 | This will be hard to Trump | 1.2669 | 0.03802 | 236 | 190 | 29 | 17 |
1586 | Gel technology has made some incredible advances since you were locked up. | 1.2669 | 0.03402 | 236 | 182 | 45 | 9 |
1587 | I figured you would know how to deal with split ends. | 1.2669 | 0.03506 | 251 | 198 | 39 | 14 |
1588 | This way, you can yank me up or you can climb down. | 1.2669 | 0.03551 | 251 | 199 | 37 | 15 |
1589 | Chivalry requires that I reciprocate in kind. | 1.2667 | 0.03507 | 225 | 174 | 42 | 9 |
1590 | I’ll marry you on several conditions. | 1.2667 | 0.03450 | 225 | 173 | 44 | 8 |
1591 | I just want to relax and put my hair up. | 1.2667 | 0.03507 | 225 | 174 | 42 | 9 |
1592 | Split ends! I don't think so! | 1.2667 | 0.03566 | 240 | 189 | 38 | 13 |
1593 | Great extensions! | 1.2667 | 0.03563 | 225 | 175 | 40 | 10 |
1594 | I applied on it some of that new stuff they were selling at the pharmacy: Viagrin or something. | 1.2667 | 0.03662 | 240 | 191 | 34 | 15 |
1595 | I just followed the directions; lather, rinse, repeat. | 1.2667 | 0.03673 | 225 | 177 | 36 | 12 |
1596 | Lather, rinse, repeat. almost no one repeats you see. | 1.2664 | 0.03784 | 229 | 183 | 31 | 15 |
1597 | Looks like a "good hair day" | 1.2664 | 0.03522 | 229 | 178 | 41 | 10 |
1598 | As above, so below. | 1.2664 | 0.03857 | 214 | 170 | 31 | 13 |
1599 | Would ya pull me back up? That prince turned out to be a real jerk! | 1.2664 | 0.03800 | 214 | 169 | 33 | 12 |
1600 | After all these years there's been a change in the script, Rapunzel. Now you just tie it off up there and slide on down. | 1.2661 | 0.03193 | 248 | 189 | 52 | 7 |
1601 | Are you sure it said 'Extra Hold' and not just 'Strong'" | 1.2661 | 0.03578 | 248 | 197 | 36 | 15 |
1602 | I’m you from the future! Don’t wait for a man, you can do it yourself! | 1.2661 | 0.03637 | 233 | 184 | 36 | 13 |
1603 | Rapunzel,Rapunzel,climb down my hair. | 1.2661 | 0.03534 | 233 | 182 | 40 | 11 |
1604 | Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair. Or climb on down mine and we’re off to the faire. | 1.2661 | 0.03637 | 233 | 184 | 36 | 13 |
1605 | Make haste, the spell is wearing off. | 1.2661 | 0.03807 | 218 | 173 | 32 | 13 |
1606 | This isn’t the hair to my throne. | 1.2661 | 0.03751 | 218 | 172 | 34 | 12 |
1607 | I want to be your hairo. | 1.2659 | 0.03317 | 267 | 209 | 45 | 13 |
1608 | Trust me, this new hair spray is the best ! | 1.2659 | 0.03448 | 252 | 198 | 41 | 13 |
1609 | It took an entire Costco bottle of gel, but you can use it to slide down | 1.2659 | 0.03538 | 252 | 200 | 37 | 15 |
1610 | It just SOUNDS crazy. | 1.2658 | 0.03544 | 237 | 186 | 39 | 12 |
1611 | Trust The Gel | 1.2658 | 0.03692 | 237 | 189 | 33 | 15 |
1612 | Rapunzel, Rapunzel, make me a man bun. | 1.2658 | 0.03442 | 237 | 184 | 43 | 10 |
1613 | What? This is the way the president styles his hair. | 1.2658 | 0.03813 | 222 | 177 | 31 | 14 |
1614 | By the way, Mrs. Newton just had her baby! His name is Isaac. | 1.2658 | 0.03813 | 222 | 177 | 31 | 14 |
1615 | My do or yours? | 1.2658 | 0.03759 | 222 | 176 | 33 | 13 |
1616 | Forsooth, my lady, even in your gentleness with my hair, I ask you humbly how the hell you got up there | 1.2657 | 0.03406 | 271 | 215 | 40 | 16 |
1617 | Yep, just slide down. Feet first into the shoes. You got this. | 1.2656 | 0.03543 | 256 | 204 | 36 | 16 |
1618 | No, I don't know what conditioner my stylist uses...just get down here already! | 1.2655 | 0.03712 | 226 | 179 | 34 | 13 |
1619 | You're right. The hair gel works like magic. | 1.2655 | 0.03817 | 226 | 181 | 30 | 15 |
1620 | Well, now you're now the damsel in distressed hair. | 1.2654 | 0.03950 | 211 | 169 | 28 | 14 |
1621 | I don’t think this is the way this is supposed to go. | 1.2653 | 0.03416 | 245 | 191 | 43 | 11 |
1622 | What if we turn the tower upside down? | 1.2652 | 0.03667 | 230 | 182 | 35 | 13 |
1623 | Okay, now apply the conditioner. | 1.2652 | 0.03508 | 230 | 179 | 41 | 10 |
1624 | Actually, I am a Rastafarian’. | 1.2651 | 0.03520 | 249 | 197 | 38 | 14 |
1625 | I forgot to tell you, it's just a wig. | 1.2650 | 0.03520 | 234 | 183 | 40 | 11 |
1626 | If your cream rinse lasts more than four hours call your doctor immediately. | 1.2650 | 0.03723 | 234 | 187 | 32 | 15 |
1627 | OH, now we like the man bun..... | 1.2648 | 0.03680 | 219 | 172 | 36 | 11 |
1628 | Can you just give me a trim, to get rid of the split ends? | 1.2647 | 0.03270 | 238 | 182 | 49 | 7 |
1629 | Will you still love me when I lose it? | 1.2647 | 0.03429 | 238 | 185 | 43 | 10 |
1630 | There’s no time for braiding. Let’s go! | 1.2646 | 0.03215 | 257 | 198 | 50 | 9 |
1631 | Excuse me sir, but I think you've got the story flipped. | 1.2646 | 0.03399 | 257 | 202 | 42 | 13 |
1632 | I don't know ... somehow this just doesn't seem right. | 1.2646 | 0.03521 | 223 | 173 | 41 | 9 |
1633 | It’s a fairy tale world. No gravity. Pull, Rapunzel, pull. It’ll work. | 1.2645 | 0.03491 | 242 | 190 | 40 | 12 |
1634 | Sorry but I asked the guys to rewrite the story gender-neutral. | 1.2643 | 0.03480 | 227 | 176 | 42 | 9 |
1635 | I know, I overdid the hairspray again... | 1.2643 | 0.03591 | 227 | 178 | 38 | 11 |
1636 | Prince, Oh my prince, what conditioner do you use? | 1.2643 | 0.03424 | 227 | 175 | 44 | 8 |
1637 | Are you sure this is my polling station | 1.2642 | 0.03547 | 246 | 195 | 37 | 14 |
1638 | The place is a mess, I'll come down instead. | 1.2642 | 0.03638 | 212 | 165 | 38 | 9 |
1639 | Are you sure this is going to work? | 1.2642 | 0.03638 | 212 | 165 | 38 | 9 |
1640 | The salon had an amazing deal on extreme hold volumizer. | 1.2642 | 0.03513 | 212 | 163 | 42 | 7 |
1641 | Trust me, it has enough product in it to hold up a gorilla! | 1.2641 | 0.03653 | 231 | 183 | 35 | 13 |
1642 | Hurry, I could only arrange for a temporary reversal of Newton's Law. | 1.2641 | 0.03601 | 231 | 182 | 37 | 12 |
1643 | I'd have been here sooner but I had to sell my horse to pay for all this product. | 1.2641 | 0.03704 | 231 | 184 | 33 | 14 |
1644 | Come on, Rapunzel, just follow the damn script! | 1.2641 | 0.03601 | 231 | 182 | 37 | 12 |
1645 | Are you sure it's not supposed to be the other way around? | 1.2639 | 0.03653 | 216 | 169 | 37 | 10 |
1646 | Let's see...I tie this to the bedpost then you climb UP? | 1.2639 | 0.03533 | 216 | 167 | 41 | 8 |
1647 | Rapunzel, letteth go of my man bun. | 1.2638 | 0.03709 | 235 | 188 | 32 | 15 |
1648 | This worked in Hairy Potter | 1.2638 | 0.03455 | 235 | 183 | 42 | 10 |
1649 | You said, "Your place" so pull me up. | 1.2636 | 0.03665 | 220 | 173 | 36 | 11 |
1650 | I told you that I wanted to be a full partner in this relationship. | 1.2636 | 0.03665 | 220 | 173 | 36 | 11 |
1651 | No! No! You fasten it first | 1.2636 | 0.03567 | 239 | 189 | 37 | 13 |
1652 | It's level four, princess-strength. | 1.2634 | 0.03508 | 224 | 174 | 41 | 9 |
1653 | I said get the mouse not mousse | 1.2634 | 0.03729 | 224 | 178 | 33 | 13 |
1654 | Always with the pomp and circumstance. | 1.2634 | 0.03835 | 224 | 180 | 29 | 15 |
1655 | You're messing up my comb over. | 1.2634 | 0.03438 | 262 | 208 | 39 | 15 |
1656 | It's a new hairspray...slide! | 1.2632 | 0.03317 | 266 | 209 | 44 | 13 |
1657 | I used extra-firm gel. Slide down! | 1.2632 | 0.03837 | 228 | 184 | 28 | 16 |
1658 | Maybe I misunderstood #MeToo. | 1.2632 | 0.03671 | 247 | 199 | 31 | 17 |
1659 | School sent home "the notice." Please tell me you don't see anything. | 1.2632 | 0.03577 | 228 | 179 | 38 | 11 |
1660 | They call it a "comb over". It's the latest thing! | 1.2632 | 0.03293 | 247 | 191 | 47 | 9 |
1661 | Well I thought it was worth a shot! | 1.2630 | 0.03112 | 270 | 208 | 53 | 9 |
1662 | I used the Balm of Gilead. | 1.2629 | 0.03540 | 251 | 200 | 36 | 15 |
1663 | I hate the man bun | 1.2629 | 0.03690 | 232 | 185 | 33 | 14 |
1664 | This gender reversal thing is really getting out of hand. | 1.2629 | 0.03802 | 213 | 169 | 32 | 12 |
1665 | ok ok... but DO NOT forget the scissors | 1.2627 | 0.03412 | 255 | 201 | 41 | 13 |
1666 | Could you take a little bit off the ends? | 1.2627 | 0.03336 | 236 | 182 | 46 | 8 |
1667 | The Rogaine worked! | 1.2627 | 0.03646 | 236 | 188 | 34 | 14 |
1668 | Who's making fun of my comb-over now? | 1.2627 | 0.03696 | 217 | 171 | 35 | 11 |
1669 | How much longer will it take you to get all the nits out? | 1.2625 | 0.03404 | 240 | 187 | 43 | 10 |
1670 | Ummm I have a feeling this is not going to work out. | 1.2625 | 0.03455 | 240 | 188 | 41 | 11 |
1671 | 'Hey pull me up, they said Trump is deporting people if they don't donate to his toupee fund !!' | 1.2624 | 0.03869 | 221 | 178 | 28 | 15 |
1672 | I took off my shoes. Now can I climb up? | 1.2624 | 0.03815 | 202 | 159 | 33 | 10 |
1673 | Rapunzel, Rapunzel, do not overestimate the power of gel. | 1.2623 | 0.03701 | 244 | 197 | 30 | 17 |
1674 | It is I, Prince Leznupar... | 1.2623 | 0.03367 | 244 | 190 | 44 | 10 |
1675 | Sure it's sticky. I had to use 100 cans of hairspray to get you out. | 1.2623 | 0.03466 | 244 | 192 | 40 | 12 |
1676 | It's NOT the start of a slippery slope! | 1.2622 | 0.03714 | 225 | 179 | 33 | 13 |
1677 | I put heavy-duty gel on it; you can slide down. | 1.2622 | 0.03606 | 225 | 177 | 37 | 11 |
1678 | Can I help it I'm dyslexic. | 1.2621 | 0.03764 | 206 | 162 | 34 | 10 |
1679 | It's not punk. It's post punk. | 1.2620 | 0.03509 | 229 | 179 | 40 | 10 |
1680 | I'm defying stereotypes that are repressing women. | 1.2620 | 0.03822 | 229 | 185 | 28 | 16 |
1681 | Oh Prince Hairy, where hast thou been? | 1.2620 | 0.03454 | 229 | 178 | 42 | 9 |
1682 | Ride Sally......ride! | 1.2620 | 0.03616 | 229 | 181 | 36 | 12 |
1683 | Be careful. The mousse hasn't hardened yet. | 1.2620 | 0.03454 | 229 | 178 | 42 | 9 |
1684 | Now we're co-dependent. | 1.2620 | 0.03721 | 229 | 183 | 32 | 14 |
1685 | Well then, perhaps the other way? | 1.2620 | 0.03563 | 229 | 180 | 38 | 11 |
1686 | Yes! It is I, Leznupar! | 1.2620 | 0.03509 | 229 | 179 | 40 | 10 |
1687 | Aye, I pledge to snake the drains. | 1.2620 | 0.03563 | 229 | 180 | 38 | 11 |
1688 | I think it’s on backwards | 1.2619 | 0.03391 | 252 | 198 | 42 | 12 |
1689 | I’m trying to get it up | 1.2618 | 0.03468 | 233 | 182 | 41 | 10 |
1690 | Pull me up and we can plan your escape. | 1.2617 | 0.03355 | 256 | 201 | 43 | 12 |
1691 | I'm excited to see you too! | 1.2617 | 0.03669 | 214 | 168 | 36 | 10 |
1692 | OK, I'll pick up a stiffer hair spray and be back tomorrow. | 1.2616 | 0.03481 | 237 | 186 | 40 | 11 |
1693 | Rapunzel — a postmodern reinterpretation. | 1.2616 | 0.03532 | 237 | 187 | 38 | 12 |
1694 | I hope this works. I used all the gel in the entire kingdom! | 1.2615 | 0.03695 | 195 | 151 | 37 | 7 |
1695 | It’s fine! Just hold on tight and jump. | 1.2615 | 0.03738 | 218 | 173 | 33 | 12 |
1696 | If we are really doing gender role reversal, shouldn't I be the one up there? | 1.2615 | 0.03681 | 218 | 172 | 35 | 11 |
1697 | I'm not going to be able to tie your man bun from here | 1.2615 | 0.03794 | 218 | 174 | 31 | 13 |
1698 | Of course I shampooed when I showered! Why? | 1.2614 | 0.03392 | 241 | 188 | 43 | 10 |
1699 | Split ends is the least of my problems. | 1.2614 | 0.03492 | 241 | 190 | 39 | 12 |
1700 | Trust me Rapunzel, I used all the cans of super-hold spray net in the kingdom. | 1.2614 | 0.03638 | 241 | 193 | 33 | 15 |
1701 | Do you still have the instructions? | 1.2614 | 0.03392 | 241 | 188 | 43 | 10 |
1702 | No, I don't see any split ends... | 1.2614 | 0.03685 | 241 | 194 | 31 | 16 |
1703 | It took all morning to fit it into this hat. | 1.2614 | 0.03864 | 176 | 136 | 34 | 6 |
1704 | I don't care how the story goes. Get me the hell out of this hellhole and pull me up! | 1.2613 | 0.03463 | 222 | 172 | 42 | 8 |
1705 | Coconut oil, twice a week. | 1.2612 | 0.03501 | 245 | 194 | 38 | 13 |
1706 | I liked your Afro better. | 1.2611 | 0.03798 | 203 | 160 | 33 | 10 |
1707 | We Millennials are always grappling with gender identity. | 1.2611 | 0.03804 | 226 | 182 | 29 | 15 |
1708 | Brother, this is looking grim. | 1.2611 | 0.03906 | 226 | 184 | 25 | 17 |
1709 | Hurry, the Barber of Seville is on his way! | 1.2611 | 0.03700 | 226 | 180 | 33 | 13 |
1710 | Time for your hair raising rescue. | 1.2609 | 0.03271 | 230 | 176 | 48 | 6 |
1711 | I probably should have warned you about my comb over. | 1.2609 | 0.03560 | 253 | 203 | 34 | 16 |
1712 | Can you help with my man bun? | 1.2609 | 0.03757 | 230 | 185 | 30 | 15 |
1713 | I put a lot of product in | 1.2609 | 0.03236 | 253 | 196 | 48 | 9 |
1714 | It’s like the therapist said: I need to be an equal partner in this relationship. | 1.2607 | 0.03402 | 234 | 182 | 43 | 9 |
1715 | Yes, but it's all business in the front. | 1.2605 | 0.03519 | 238 | 188 | 38 | 12 |
1716 | I figured it's time for you to see my place. | 1.2605 | 0.03771 | 215 | 171 | 32 | 12 |
1717 | Trading the ladder for magic beans seemed like a good idea at the time. You know how I get when I'm hungry. | 1.2603 | 0.03608 | 219 | 172 | 37 | 10 |
1718 | Ok, I admit it was a combover, but I deny using tan-in-a-can. | 1.2603 | 0.03608 | 219 | 172 | 37 | 10 |
1719 | No...I said "I thought you'd have more flair." | 1.2603 | 0.03550 | 219 | 171 | 39 | 9 |
1720 | Long hairs, no stairs. | 1.2602 | 0.03293 | 246 | 191 | 46 | 9 |
1721 | What do you mean, I got it wrong? | 1.2602 | 0.03489 | 246 | 195 | 38 | 13 |
1722 | Look, the temp agency was only so specific. | 1.2601 | 0.03676 | 223 | 177 | 34 | 12 |
1723 | I thought you'd appreciate my nod to gender equality. | 1.2601 | 0.03565 | 223 | 175 | 38 | 10 |
1724 | Pull me back in. Election season somehow hasn't ended! | 1.2601 | 0.03621 | 223 | 176 | 36 | 11 |
1725 | Larry's comb-over proven ineffective...again | 1.2598 | 0.03503 | 254 | 203 | 36 | 15 |
1726 | You wanted a hair-raising experience? | 1.2598 | 0.03413 | 254 | 201 | 40 | 13 |
1727 | It appears we've elevated the form over the substance. | 1.2598 | 0.03320 | 254 | 199 | 44 | 11 |
1728 | Donald, Donald, Let up your hair! | 1.2597 | 0.03588 | 231 | 183 | 36 | 12 |
1729 | They said you knew everything about split ends. | 1.2597 | 0.03588 | 231 | 183 | 36 | 12 |
1730 | Oh Rapunzel, let down your hair trimmer. | 1.2597 | 0.03641 | 231 | 184 | 34 | 13 |
1731 | I know, nothing but split ends. Could you throw down some conditioner? | 1.2597 | 0.03588 | 231 | 183 | 36 | 12 |
1732 | You know what? I can free climb this. | 1.2596 | 0.03648 | 235 | 188 | 33 | 14 |
1733 | We seriously need to start putting in staircases | 1.2596 | 0.03495 | 235 | 185 | 39 | 11 |
1734 | I haven't got it quite worked out, yet. | 1.2596 | 0.03335 | 235 | 182 | 45 | 8 |
1735 | Leznuper, slide down my hair. | 1.2595 | 0.03512 | 262 | 211 | 34 | 17 |
1736 | Don't worry, Rap. The President has suspended gravity. | 1.2594 | 0.03556 | 239 | 190 | 36 | 13 |
1737 | Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your conditioner. | 1.2594 | 0.03605 | 239 | 191 | 34 | 14 |
1738 | I used a portland cement mousse last night...I think it should be set by now. | 1.2593 | 0.03467 | 243 | 192 | 39 | 12 |
1739 | I guess the man bun doesn't seem so funny now does it! | 1.2593 | 0.03697 | 216 | 171 | 34 | 11 |
1740 | Or,I can put it up in a man bun and you can bounce down! | 1.2593 | 0.03316 | 243 | 189 | 45 | 9 |
1741 | Rufus, Rufus, let down your manbun! | 1.2593 | 0.03611 | 243 | 195 | 33 | 15 |
1742 | I spent so much time growing my hair that I forgot what I wanted to ask you | 1.2593 | 0.03579 | 216 | 169 | 38 | 9 |
1743 | You did ask for a locksmith, didn't you? | 1.2593 | 0.03417 | 243 | 191 | 41 | 11 |
1744 | Your Beauty makes my hair stand on end | 1.2593 | 0.03658 | 243 | 196 | 31 | 16 |
1745 | Trump does not know what a real bad hair day is like! | 1.2593 | 0.03923 | 216 | 175 | 26 | 15 |
1746 | one of us is upside down | 1.2591 | 0.03331 | 247 | 193 | 44 | 10 |
1747 | Well you couldn't climb down a man-bun. | 1.2591 | 0.03818 | 220 | 177 | 29 | 14 |
1748 | Pull me up, Buttercup! | 1.2591 | 0.03651 | 220 | 174 | 35 | 11 |
1749 | Repuns-PULL!!! | 1.2590 | 0.03438 | 251 | 199 | 39 | 13 |
1750 | I'm afraid of heights. Could you come down here instead of my going up there? | 1.2590 | 0.03344 | 251 | 197 | 43 | 11 |
1751 | My lawyer says this way I have an airtight defense of this being consensual. | 1.2590 | 0.03344 | 251 | 197 | 43 | 11 |
1752 | As a matter of fact, I did use a little too much hair gel this morning. Why do you ask? | 1.2589 | 0.03377 | 224 | 173 | 44 | 7 |
1753 | Hey, if I can do it so can you. | 1.2589 | 0.03494 | 224 | 175 | 40 | 9 |
1754 | Hello fair maiden I am Prince Minoxidil. | 1.2589 | 0.03551 | 224 | 176 | 38 | 10 |
1755 | A man bun if you may, my fair maiden | 1.2589 | 0.03436 | 224 | 174 | 42 | 8 |
1756 | I know mullets are out - do you want to be saved or not? | 1.2589 | 0.03716 | 224 | 179 | 32 | 13 |
1757 | Don't believe everything you read. | 1.2588 | 0.03454 | 228 | 178 | 41 | 9 |
1758 | I swear it is my hair! You have an issue with orange? | 1.2588 | 0.03564 | 228 | 180 | 37 | 11 |
1759 | Are you crazy -- you walk on air -- who walks on hair? | 1.2588 | 0.03454 | 228 | 178 | 41 | 9 |
1760 | Just hang on real tight and I'll get a running start. | 1.2588 | 0.03671 | 228 | 182 | 33 | 13 |
1761 | See? And you thought my man-bun looked weird. | 1.2586 | 0.03522 | 232 | 183 | 38 | 11 |
1762 | If you take off your top I think I can get it to stand up a little bit better. | 1.2586 | 0.03678 | 232 | 186 | 32 | 14 |
1763 | Ugh! Split ends! | 1.2586 | 0.03522 | 232 | 183 | 38 | 11 |
1764 | Gender norms exist for a reason, Rapunzel. | 1.2586 | 0.03416 | 263 | 210 | 38 | 15 |
1765 | It's 'do or dye! | 1.2585 | 0.03482 | 236 | 186 | 39 | 11 |
1766 | Prince, Prince, throw up your hair! | 1.2585 | 0.03584 | 236 | 188 | 35 | 13 |
1767 | Ok,I took off my shoes,now pull me up before the caravan gets here! | 1.2584 | 0.03717 | 209 | 165 | 34 | 10 |
1768 | When you said you had some hair-raising news I didn’t think this is what you meant. | 1.2584 | 0.03898 | 209 | 168 | 28 | 13 |
1769 | Whaddya mean, "too much gel"?? | 1.2584 | 0.03838 | 209 | 167 | 30 | 12 |
1770 | Yes, I want you to run your thighs through my hair" | 1.2583 | 0.03640 | 240 | 193 | 32 | 15 |
1771 | This will probably be miss reported by the fake news media. | 1.2583 | 0.03687 | 240 | 194 | 30 | 16 |
1772 | I only have hair for you. | 1.2583 | 0.03287 | 240 | 186 | 46 | 8 |
1773 | Okay, this time pull me up slower and I’ will muffle my screams with my shirt | 1.2583 | 0.03443 | 240 | 189 | 40 | 11 |
1774 | Mom, I swear I'll come back. Just let me go to the barber. | 1.2583 | 0.03387 | 271 | 217 | 38 | 16 |
1775 | I flunked physics. | 1.2582 | 0.03846 | 213 | 171 | 29 | 13 |
1776 | Sorry about the split ends | 1.2582 | 0.03502 | 244 | 194 | 37 | 13 |
1777 | I call it 'The Reverse Rapunzel.' | 1.2582 | 0.03253 | 244 | 189 | 47 | 8 |
1778 | Who's Repunzel? | 1.2581 | 0.03319 | 248 | 194 | 44 | 10 |
1779 | Just hold on tight, and I'll pull you down very slowly. | 1.2581 | 0.03464 | 248 | 197 | 38 | 13 |
1780 | You'll have to pull me up... | 1.2579 | 0.03332 | 252 | 198 | 43 | 11 |
1781 | There is bubble gum in your hair. | 1.2579 | 0.03522 | 221 | 173 | 39 | 9 |
1782 | If you can't pull me up, let down your hair! | 1.2579 | 0.03748 | 221 | 177 | 31 | 13 |
1783 | Isn't this supposed to be the other way around? | 1.2579 | 0.03693 | 221 | 176 | 33 | 12 |
1784 | All things considered, Princess Rapunzel found the whole gender equality thing a bit of a climbdown... | 1.2579 | 0.04031 | 190 | 152 | 27 | 11 |
1785 | That's the worst comb over I've ever seen | 1.2578 | 0.03478 | 256 | 205 | 36 | 15 |
1786 | I'm not just a member ... I'm the president! | 1.2578 | 0.03522 | 256 | 206 | 34 | 16 |
1787 | Trust me. I used a whole can of hairspray | 1.2578 | 0.03344 | 256 | 202 | 42 | 12 |
1788 | Mega-sculpt extreme max-power hold . . . yes, of course it's safe. | 1.2578 | 0.03593 | 225 | 178 | 36 | 11 |
1789 | I can't go back to knight school until ALL the lice are gone | 1.2578 | 0.03423 | 225 | 175 | 42 | 8 |
1790 | ...and that's my hair-raising story. | 1.2578 | 0.03537 | 225 | 177 | 38 | 10 |
1791 | I think something got lost in translation. | 1.2578 | 0.03423 | 225 | 175 | 42 | 8 |
1792 | Do you like my comb-over now? | 1.2577 | 0.03398 | 260 | 207 | 39 | 14 |
1793 | No, No!! I don’t climb up, you slide down! | 1.2575 | 0.03561 | 233 | 185 | 36 | 12 |
1794 | Rescue? I was just going to ask how you deal with your split ends! | 1.2575 | 0.03347 | 233 | 181 | 44 | 8 |
1795 | Rapunzel, Rapunzel, enough with the gel. I've taken off my shoes, let me in, what the hell? | 1.2574 | 0.03620 | 237 | 190 | 33 | 14 |
1796 | Repunzel, Repunzel, let up my hair! | 1.2574 | 0.03364 | 237 | 185 | 43 | 9 |
1797 | Dyslexia is a terrible thing. | 1.2571 | 0.03537 | 245 | 196 | 35 | 14 |
1798 | You really have no contact with the outside world, right? | 1.2571 | 0.03490 | 245 | 195 | 37 | 13 |
1799 | Don't be jealous. Just Jump! | 1.2571 | 0.03292 | 245 | 191 | 45 | 9 |
1800 | Well, I guess this could work, but can you really pull me up? | 1.2571 | 0.03292 | 245 | 191 | 45 | 9 |
1801 | Is it because I used your shampoo? | 1.2571 | 0.03343 | 245 | 192 | 43 | 10 |
1802 | Of course, your endorsement of RapunGel (TM) will be indispensable. | 1.2571 | 0.03631 | 245 | 198 | 31 | 16 |
1803 | I fear you may just be using me for my comb-over. | 1.2571 | 0.03490 | 245 | 195 | 37 | 13 |
1804 | Are you sure this is right? | 1.2570 | 0.03714 | 214 | 170 | 33 | 11 |
1805 | On hell no | 1.2570 | 0.03830 | 214 | 172 | 29 | 13 |
1806 | Rapunzel: I don't think this story will have a happy ending. | 1.2570 | 0.03887 | 214 | 173 | 27 | 14 |
1807 | I found some hair gel from the 80s. | 1.2570 | 0.03714 | 214 | 170 | 33 | 11 |
1808 | It's called hairspray. You climb down. | 1.2569 | 0.03609 | 218 | 172 | 36 | 10 |
1809 | Of course I was gone a long time, wait, what was the plan again? | 1.2569 | 0.03724 | 218 | 174 | 32 | 12 |
1810 | Do you think I use too much product? | 1.2568 | 0.03622 | 222 | 176 | 35 | 11 |
1811 | Hair goes down, too?? | 1.2566 | 0.03633 | 226 | 180 | 34 | 12 |
1812 | I really think you could just jump down. | 1.2566 | 0.03578 | 226 | 179 | 36 | 11 |
1813 | I was yelling for a long ladder not a long comb over. | 1.2566 | 0.03308 | 265 | 210 | 42 | 13 |
1814 | It’s climate change | 1.2565 | 0.03694 | 230 | 185 | 31 | 14 |
1815 | Yes, I seriously used shampoo and conditioner this time. Jeez! | 1.2564 | 0.03599 | 234 | 187 | 34 | 13 |
1816 | It's a long story... | 1.2564 | 0.03334 | 234 | 182 | 44 | 8 |
1817 | Don't leave me stranded down here. | 1.2564 | 0.03548 | 234 | 186 | 36 | 12 |
1818 | Surely, you don't expect me to climb down those split ends! | 1.2563 | 0.03655 | 238 | 192 | 31 | 15 |
1819 | You can't pull me up? Why are you telling me now? | 1.2563 | 0.03352 | 238 | 186 | 43 | 9 |
1820 | There has to be an easier way to sneak back into the house. | 1.2563 | 0.03352 | 238 | 186 | 43 | 9 |
1821 | Split up??? I thought you said "split ends"! | 1.2562 | 0.03417 | 242 | 191 | 40 | 11 |
1822 | I found that my rescue techniques were being limited by gender identity stereotypes. | 1.2562 | 0.03847 | 203 | 162 | 30 | 11 |
1823 | No, it's not a comb-over; it's a comb-up. | 1.2561 | 0.03281 | 246 | 192 | 45 | 9 |
1824 | No, you let your hair down | 1.2561 | 0.03331 | 246 | 193 | 43 | 10 |
1825 | Yes , it was hard to get it up there | 1.2561 | 0.03380 | 246 | 194 | 41 | 11 |
1826 | Viagra? No. Why? | 1.2560 | 0.03796 | 207 | 165 | 31 | 11 |
1827 | Mine hipster man bun hath come undone; does this foretell the end of our bawdy fun | 1.2559 | 0.03746 | 211 | 168 | 32 | 11 |
1828 | I fear my split ends are pretty Grimm... | 1.2558 | 0.03455 | 215 | 167 | 41 | 7 |
1829 | It's called a 'quiff', actually" | 1.2558 | 0.03698 | 215 | 171 | 33 | 11 |
1830 | I can show you results from other pharmaceutical samples, too. | 1.2558 | 0.03814 | 215 | 173 | 29 | 13 |
1831 | It's a weave. | 1.2558 | 0.03757 | 215 | 172 | 31 | 12 |
1832 | It does smell good and it’s silky smooth and volumizing, but did the spray can mention anything about extra strong hold? | 1.2557 | 0.03594 | 219 | 173 | 36 | 10 |
1833 | Sorry Rapunzel, but your hair is a bit of a let-down. | 1.2556 | 0.03663 | 223 | 178 | 33 | 12 |
1834 | Rupunzel... pull up my hair! | 1.2556 | 0.03663 | 223 | 178 | 33 | 12 |
1835 | No, fool! I, Rapunzel, am supposed to lower my hair to thee. | 1.2556 | 0.03608 | 223 | 177 | 35 | 11 |
1836 | I have only my undying love and the best comb-over in the history of the world to offer you. Pull me up! | 1.2556 | 0.03436 | 223 | 174 | 41 | 8 |
1837 | Sorry, I couldn't find a ladder. | 1.2555 | 0.03396 | 227 | 177 | 42 | 8 |
1838 | You said you hated the man bun. | 1.2554 | 0.03414 | 231 | 181 | 41 | 9 |
1839 | Gee, your hair smells terrific! | 1.2554 | 0.03523 | 231 | 183 | 37 | 11 |
1840 | That's not what I meant when I said I wanted to go down on your erection. | 1.2553 | 0.03636 | 235 | 189 | 32 | 14 |
1841 | Well, the bottle said it would strengthen my hair... so you should be okay? | 1.2553 | 0.03482 | 235 | 186 | 38 | 11 |
1842 | Rapunzel, Rapunzel, pull me up there! | 1.2552 | 0.03544 | 239 | 191 | 35 | 13 |
1843 | Just tie if off and slide down. There's no reason to check for nits. | 1.2552 | 0.03544 | 239 | 191 | 35 | 13 |
1844 | Trust me. Once I license this product, you will never want for anything. | 1.2552 | 0.03339 | 239 | 187 | 43 | 9 |
1845 | Oh, oh. I think you have lice. | 1.2551 | 0.03503 | 243 | 194 | 36 | 13 |
1846 | It’s 2018; I’ll save you. | 1.2551 | 0.03368 | 247 | 195 | 41 | 11 |
1847 | It took over 15 years for us to achieve hair equality. | 1.2550 | 0.03284 | 251 | 197 | 44 | 10 |
1848 | So I used all your gel, now slide like a fire-pole. | 1.2550 | 0.03380 | 251 | 199 | 40 | 12 |
1849 | I wanted to wear the hair in the relationship | 1.2550 | 0.03427 | 251 | 200 | 38 | 13 |
1850 | Okay, now pull hard! | 1.2549 | 0.03702 | 204 | 161 | 34 | 9 |
1851 | Are you sure I can’t take the stairs? | 1.2547 | 0.03608 | 212 | 167 | 36 | 9 |
1852 | I told you we had something in common. | 1.2546 | 0.03503 | 216 | 169 | 39 | 8 |
1853 | Trump taught me how. | 1.2545 | 0.03750 | 220 | 177 | 30 | 13 |
1854 | It's not going to scale itself sweetheart... | 1.2545 | 0.03537 | 224 | 177 | 37 | 10 |
1855 | I don't mean to sound ungrateful, but how much hairspray is in this? | 1.2544 | 0.03605 | 228 | 182 | 34 | 12 |
1856 | Wait a minute. I don't think this'll work. | 1.2544 | 0.03658 | 228 | 183 | 32 | 13 |
1857 | Trust me-I am your long-lost brother. | 1.2544 | 0.03658 | 228 | 183 | 32 | 13 |
1858 | Ok, great! But now how do I get down? | 1.2543 | 0.03716 | 232 | 188 | 29 | 15 |
1859 | Just be careful of the static electricity when you slide down. | 1.2543 | 0.03509 | 232 | 184 | 37 | 11 |
1860 | It’s s pompadour, hurry and slide down before the mousse wears off. | 1.2542 | 0.03622 | 236 | 190 | 32 | 14 |
1861 | I thought you knew how to make a bun? | 1.2542 | 0.03521 | 236 | 188 | 36 | 12 |
1862 | Hurry, before male pattern baldness begins. | 1.2542 | 0.03521 | 236 | 188 | 36 | 12 |
1863 | It'll work! I used six cans of hairspray. | 1.2542 | 0.03530 | 240 | 192 | 35 | 13 |
1864 | I couldn't find a ladder | 1.2541 | 0.03491 | 244 | 195 | 36 | 13 |
1865 | It's called a POTUS cut. | 1.2541 | 0.03442 | 244 | 194 | 38 | 12 |
1866 | OK, I understand - but I still have to charge you for the service call. | 1.2541 | 0.03491 | 244 | 195 | 36 | 13 |
1867 | Is this gonna hurt? | 1.2540 | 0.03356 | 248 | 196 | 41 | 11 |
1868 | Careful coming down, dear. | 1.2540 | 0.03307 | 248 | 195 | 43 | 10 |
1869 | It's okay. My first wife let me down, too. | 1.2540 | 0.03321 | 252 | 199 | 42 | 11 |
1870 | Alternative facts! | 1.2535 | 0.03715 | 213 | 170 | 32 | 11 |
1871 | Rapunzel, Rapunzel, you are the only one for whom I would undo my mighty man bun. | 1.2535 | 0.03655 | 213 | 169 | 34 | 10 |
1872 | Look, I said I was hair for you. | 1.2535 | 0.03782 | 217 | 175 | 29 | 13 |
1873 | You just couldn’t let me have the spotlight even this one time, could you! | 1.2535 | 0.03782 | 217 | 175 | 29 | 13 |
1874 | Trust me, this way is easier. | 1.2534 | 0.03623 | 221 | 176 | 34 | 11 |
1875 | I don't think this is how this is how the story is supposed to go. | 1.2534 | 0.03388 | 221 | 172 | 42 | 7 |
1876 | Wait! I'll climb up there and you come down here! | 1.2534 | 0.03448 | 221 | 173 | 40 | 8 |
1877 | In an alternate universe far far away and long long ago | 1.2534 | 0.03448 | 221 | 173 | 40 | 8 |
1878 | Quickly, princess! Climb down my extensions ladder. | 1.2533 | 0.03688 | 225 | 181 | 31 | 13 |
1879 | What do you mean "too greasy"? | 1.2533 | 0.03537 | 229 | 182 | 36 | 11 |
1880 | You know I want to be with you, but can’t I take the stairs! | 1.2533 | 0.03427 | 229 | 180 | 40 | 9 |
1881 | It's Aqua Net- trust me, it'll hold. | 1.2533 | 0.03537 | 229 | 182 | 36 | 11 |
1882 | I'm looking for an equal partnership. | 1.2532 | 0.03388 | 233 | 183 | 41 | 9 |
1883 | Rupunzel, Rupenzel, should I get bangs? | 1.2532 | 0.03496 | 233 | 185 | 37 | 11 |
1884 | I'm afraid we can't do anything with it - I just washed it. | 1.2532 | 0.03456 | 237 | 188 | 38 | 11 |
1885 | This is as close as you're getting, bub. No staircase means no staircase. | 1.2532 | 0.03456 | 237 | 188 | 38 | 11 |
1886 | I don't think this is what they meant by equal opportunity. | 1.2531 | 0.03367 | 241 | 190 | 41 | 10 |
1887 | Okay! Now you do it! | 1.2531 | 0.03478 | 245 | 196 | 36 | 13 |
1888 | Hurry this hair gel only lasts 15 minutes. | 1.2531 | 0.03176 | 245 | 190 | 48 | 7 |
1889 | I told you that you needed to read the directions! | 1.2531 | 0.03526 | 245 | 197 | 34 | 14 |
1890 | Ron Punzel was Ra's brother. Ron was not famous like his sister. | 1.2530 | 0.03261 | 253 | 199 | 44 | 10 |
1891 | See, I told you my man bun was a good idea. | 1.2527 | 0.03200 | 277 | 220 | 44 | 13 |
1892 | It's called Lacquer, but never mind that now. | 1.2524 | 0.03670 | 206 | 163 | 34 | 9 |
1893 | You need a little more product. | 1.2523 | 0.03517 | 214 | 168 | 38 | 8 |
1894 | Rapunzel! No need to muss your hair!! My pomaded pompadour is guaranteed to hold up to 100 pounds, so come on down! | 1.2523 | 0.03710 | 218 | 175 | 31 | 12 |
1895 | So, what... do I just shimmy down? | 1.2523 | 0.03535 | 218 | 172 | 37 | 9 |
1896 | Rapunzel, this is so woke. | 1.2523 | 0.03710 | 218 | 175 | 31 | 12 |
1897 | I went to Trump's doctor. | 1.2523 | 0.03774 | 222 | 180 | 28 | 14 |
1898 | We need to get some stairs, I'm getting a perm next Thursday. | 1.2523 | 0.03608 | 222 | 177 | 34 | 11 |
1899 | Listen, I think we can get this to work if I just get enough hairspray. | 1.2522 | 0.03337 | 226 | 176 | 43 | 7 |
1900 | Rapunzel, Rapunzel, WTF! | 1.2522 | 0.03620 | 226 | 181 | 33 | 12 |
1901 | 'Tis true, fair maiden ! The witches have cursed me. But the liar curse shall only affect a descendant a thousand years from now in a land far far away! | 1.2522 | 0.03831 | 226 | 185 | 25 | 16 |
1902 | I was optimistic until I saw the split ends. | 1.2522 | 0.03509 | 226 | 179 | 37 | 10 |
1903 | I think your boyfriend is getting suspicious. | 1.2521 | 0.03429 | 234 | 185 | 39 | 10 |
1904 | Why, yes. As a matter of fact I did come from Australia. | 1.2521 | 0.03285 | 238 | 186 | 44 | 8 |
1905 | Mmmm some split ends but otherwise very nice hair! | 1.2521 | 0.03231 | 238 | 185 | 46 | 7 |
1906 | Yes, it’s all proportional. | 1.2521 | 0.03648 | 242 | 197 | 29 | 16 |
1907 | Yank once for 'Yes,' twice for 'Come back after the midterms.' | 1.2520 | 0.03234 | 250 | 196 | 45 | 9 |
1908 | There's no more gel in the kingdom, my lady, but your slide is ready. | 1.2520 | 0.03234 | 250 | 196 | 45 | 9 |
1909 | Cinderella? | 1.2520 | 0.03427 | 250 | 200 | 37 | 13 |
1910 | I'm afraid of heights. | 1.2520 | 0.03344 | 254 | 202 | 40 | 12 |
1911 | Um, no Repunzel. I do not want you to pull me up. | 1.2512 | 0.03608 | 211 | 167 | 35 | 9 |
1912 | Too much conditioner? | 1.2512 | 0.03731 | 211 | 169 | 31 | 11 |
1913 | When I find a tower with plumbing, I'll come back for you. | 1.2512 | 0.03440 | 215 | 168 | 40 | 7 |
1914 | Oh, honey you need to touch up those roots. | 1.2511 | 0.03650 | 223 | 179 | 32 | 12 |
1915 | Do you think this will cover up my bald spot? | 1.2511 | 0.03759 | 223 | 181 | 28 | 14 |
1916 | I told you, i wanted to be on top this time. | 1.2511 | 0.03509 | 231 | 184 | 36 | 11 |
1917 | See? I AM a sensitive new age guy | 1.2511 | 0.03401 | 231 | 182 | 40 | 9 |
1918 | you really should do something for these split ends... | 1.2511 | 0.03509 | 231 | 184 | 36 | 11 |
1919 | I think it's time for an elevator. | 1.2510 | 0.03531 | 239 | 192 | 34 | 13 |
1920 | It's blue, Mom. That's how kids are wearing it now. | 1.2510 | 0.03393 | 243 | 193 | 39 | 11 |
1921 | Climb on. I used extra hold hair gel. | 1.2510 | 0.03307 | 247 | 195 | 42 | 10 |
1922 | Don't worry about the split ends, it'll hold. | 1.2510 | 0.03048 | 247 | 190 | 52 | 5 |
1923 | Oh Donald! Aren't you afraid this comb-over will result in another cover-up? | 1.2510 | 0.03453 | 247 | 198 | 36 | 13 |
1924 | Don't worry, the hairspray canister guaranteed an extra-firm hold. | 1.2510 | 0.03307 | 247 | 195 | 42 | 10 |
1925 | Donald this comb-over is not going to hold me no matter what you say ! | 1.2510 | 0.03415 | 251 | 201 | 37 | 13 |
1926 | Won't you just try sliding down it? It's got to be easier than all that climbing up I've done for you. | 1.2510 | 0.03321 | 251 | 199 | 41 | 11 |
1927 | This comb-over is all the rage. Even the King wears one. | 1.2510 | 0.03379 | 255 | 204 | 38 | 13 |
1928 | I call it the Dippity-Do rescue. | 1.2509 | 0.03318 | 267 | 214 | 39 | 14 |
1929 | Now ratchet me up on your spindel. | 1.2509 | 0.03114 | 271 | 213 | 48 | 10 |
1930 | Please forgive me, I’m having a really bad hair day. | 1.2500 | 0.03680 | 220 | 177 | 31 | 12 |
1931 | Rapunzel, Rapunzel, hold my toupee" | 1.2500 | 0.03825 | 208 | 168 | 28 | 12 |
1932 | We always go to your place, let' switch it up! | 1.2500 | 0.03549 | 216 | 171 | 36 | 9 |
1933 | Call me but love, and I will shear this mullet. | 1.2500 | 0.03180 | 284 | 227 | 43 | 14 |
1934 | Hmmm. Can't climb down this one - the split ends will kill me. | 1.2500 | 0.03549 | 232 | 186 | 34 | 12 |
1935 | It is your choice: slide down, or pick me up | 1.2500 | 0.03591 | 228 | 183 | 33 | 12 |
1936 | Remember to lift with your legs! | 1.2500 | 0.03616 | 240 | 195 | 30 | 15 |
1937 | I tried a man bun--but it just wasn't me. | 1.2500 | 0.03332 | 232 | 182 | 42 | 8 |
1938 | It only works in Disney movies. | 1.2500 | 0.03442 | 232 | 184 | 38 | 10 |
1939 | Actually, it's a transplant | 1.2500 | 0.03314 | 240 | 189 | 42 | 9 |
1940 | It took years to grow it this long, yes. That’s how serious I am about buying your apartment. | 1.2500 | 0.03479 | 244 | 196 | 35 | 13 |
1941 | It took a lot of hair-gel, but I think it'll hold you. | 1.2500 | 0.03549 | 216 | 171 | 36 | 9 |
1942 | Hurry! Male pattern baldness could set in at any moment! | 1.2500 | 0.03655 | 212 | 169 | 33 | 10 |
1943 | Yeah, yeah, I know. I overdid it with the Rogaine. | 1.2500 | 0.03885 | 208 | 169 | 26 | 13 |
1944 | Let's try reverse psychology. | 1.2500 | 0.03518 | 240 | 193 | 34 | 13 |
1945 | Your combover isn't fooling anyone. | 1.2500 | 0.03579 | 224 | 179 | 34 | 11 |
1946 | Hm.. I'm gonna need a bit more hair spray to feel safe | 1.2500 | 0.03412 | 256 | 206 | 36 | 14 |
1947 | Thank goodness combovers are still in style | 1.2500 | 0.03549 | 216 | 171 | 36 | 9 |
1948 | Is it a deal-breaker? | 1.2500 | 0.03579 | 224 | 179 | 34 | 11 |
1949 | More product? | 1.2500 | 0.03442 | 232 | 184 | 38 | 10 |
1950 | It cost a fortune for the mousse. | 1.2500 | 0.03403 | 252 | 202 | 37 | 13 |
1951 | Can you spare some conditioner, m'lady? | 1.2500 | 0.03442 | 232 | 184 | 38 | 10 |
1952 | Oh, leznupaR. | 1.2500 | 0.03295 | 248 | 196 | 42 | 10 |
1953 | It's sprayed with 'Extra Hold' just slide down. | 1.2500 | 0.03404 | 236 | 187 | 39 | 10 |
1954 | Can you do a man bun? | 1.2500 | 0.03638 | 208 | 165 | 34 | 9 |
1955 | Something doesn' t feel right here! | 1.2500 | 0.03282 | 276 | 222 | 39 | 15 |
1956 | Yes, mine's a comb-over, now show me yours | 1.2500 | 0.03537 | 228 | 182 | 35 | 11 |
1957 | Of course you can pull it off! | 1.2500 | 0.03131 | 228 | 175 | 49 | 4 |
1958 | I'd like to have it short around the ears, and short at the back. But not too short. | 1.2500 | 0.03227 | 256 | 202 | 44 | 10 |
1959 | This won't work. It's too hair brained. | 1.2490 | 0.03355 | 257 | 206 | 38 | 13 |
1960 | Comb over and see me sometime! | 1.2490 | 0.03488 | 257 | 209 | 32 | 16 |
1961 | Climb down and join me. I need you. Together we can make the Kingdom Great Again! | 1.2490 | 0.03437 | 253 | 204 | 35 | 14 |
1962 | Make haste, the potion is wearing off. | 1.2490 | 0.03344 | 253 | 202 | 39 | 12 |
1963 | Product. | 1.2490 | 0.03656 | 249 | 205 | 26 | 18 |
1964 | Well one of us has to change. | 1.2490 | 0.03368 | 245 | 195 | 39 | 11 |
1965 | Hurry! I'm not sure how long I can maintain this . . . | 1.2490 | 0.03267 | 245 | 193 | 43 | 9 |
1966 | Do I have your permission to man-splain? | 1.2490 | 0.03368 | 245 | 195 | 39 | 11 |
1967 | Wow, you did that with just hairspray!? | 1.2490 | 0.03302 | 241 | 190 | 42 | 9 |
1968 | Love is....Negotiating the ups and downs... | 1.2490 | 0.03302 | 241 | 190 | 42 | 9 |
1969 | Just shut-up and pull me up!! | 1.2490 | 0.03602 | 241 | 196 | 30 | 15 |
1970 | Let me make a reverse hitch | 1.2490 | 0.03554 | 241 | 195 | 32 | 14 |
1971 | I can shinny down the drainpipe instead. | 1.2489 | 0.03391 | 237 | 188 | 39 | 10 |
1972 | Reverse engineering | 1.2489 | 0.03391 | 237 | 188 | 39 | 10 |
1973 | Thanks for the lift. | 1.2489 | 0.03229 | 237 | 185 | 45 | 7 |
1974 | Its a paradox. | 1.2489 | 0.03535 | 233 | 187 | 34 | 12 |
1975 | It’s just that I’m aftaid of heights. | 1.2489 | 0.03483 | 233 | 186 | 36 | 11 |
1976 | I told you I was a stand-up guy! | 1.2489 | 0.03429 | 233 | 185 | 38 | 10 |
1977 | Are my split ends really the problem here? | 1.2489 | 0.03587 | 233 | 188 | 32 | 13 |
1978 | Sure - you’re hair today, but what about tomorrow? | 1.2489 | 0.03587 | 233 | 188 | 32 | 13 |
1979 | Okay, great. But if they made a birth control pill for men, would you take it? | 1.2489 | 0.03523 | 229 | 183 | 35 | 11 |
1980 | They said you could help me work this into a man bun. | 1.2489 | 0.03468 | 229 | 182 | 37 | 10 |
1981 | No, wait! It’s a weave! | 1.2489 | 0.03781 | 225 | 184 | 26 | 15 |
1982 | The length to which you would go to prove a point | 1.2489 | 0.03721 | 221 | 179 | 29 | 13 |
1983 | Can you braid it? | 1.2489 | 0.03551 | 221 | 176 | 35 | 10 |
1984 | Rapunzel, Rapunzel slide down my long hair | 1.2488 | 0.03535 | 217 | 172 | 36 | 9 |
1985 | Don’t worry, I’ve thought this through, I’ll just come to you. | 1.2488 | 0.03639 | 213 | 170 | 33 | 10 |
1986 | We can talk about the split ends after I get up. | 1.2488 | 0.03700 | 213 | 171 | 31 | 11 |
1987 | All I had to do was mix my Rogaine and Viagra together, I found out they were both un-taxed so I saved a bundle | 1.2488 | 0.03759 | 213 | 172 | 29 | 12 |
1988 | Hair today; we could be gone tomorrow. | 1.2479 | 0.03492 | 242 | 195 | 34 | 13 |
1989 | Honey, I know I’m Rapunzel.... but I still think we should invest in an elevator. | 1.2479 | 0.03482 | 238 | 191 | 35 | 12 |
1990 | You know, there are other ways of getting my attention. | 1.2479 | 0.03378 | 238 | 189 | 39 | 10 |
1991 | Mom threw me out, can I stay here? | 1.2479 | 0.03582 | 238 | 193 | 31 | 14 |
1992 | Do you think I used enough gel? | 1.2479 | 0.03430 | 238 | 190 | 37 | 11 |
1993 | The split ends are my biggest problem at this point. | 1.2479 | 0.03522 | 234 | 188 | 34 | 12 |
1994 | What do you think? Is it lice? | 1.2479 | 0.03469 | 234 | 187 | 36 | 11 |
1995 | It’s called hairspray | 1.2479 | 0.03416 | 234 | 186 | 38 | 10 |
1996 | I don't know either! I asked for a bob and I left with extensions. | 1.2479 | 0.03624 | 234 | 190 | 30 | 14 |
1997 | If I can do it you can do it! | 1.2478 | 0.03510 | 230 | 184 | 35 | 11 |
1998 | The times, they are a changin’. | 1.2478 | 0.03286 | 230 | 180 | 43 | 7 |
1999 | Anti-gravity shampoo. Works pretty well. | 1.2478 | 0.03286 | 230 | 180 | 43 | 7 |
2000 | I believe in fluid gender roles. | 1.2478 | 0.03495 | 226 | 180 | 36 | 10 |
2001 | Rapunzel, Rapunzel, can you frost my tips? | 1.2478 | 0.03495 | 226 | 180 | 36 | 10 |
2002 | I hope this Viagra works | 1.2477 | 0.03650 | 222 | 179 | 31 | 12 |
2003 | I think we can make it work. | 1.2477 | 0.03420 | 222 | 175 | 39 | 8 |
2004 | They say you're the best in the kingdom, so just take a little bit off the top. | 1.2477 | 0.03360 | 222 | 174 | 41 | 7 |
2005 | I'm telling you, it's not a weave! | 1.2477 | 0.03580 | 218 | 174 | 34 | 10 |
2006 | Try to be careful.....I don't want a hairline fracture. | 1.2477 | 0.03624 | 214 | 171 | 33 | 10 |
2007 | Now we'll see if this new hair gel really works or not! | 1.2477 | 0.03438 | 214 | 168 | 39 | 7 |
2008 | Pull up for more body. | 1.2477 | 0.03563 | 214 | 170 | 35 | 9 |
2009 | Love me, love my combover. | 1.2476 | 0.03670 | 210 | 168 | 32 | 10 |
2010 | You have no idea how I longed for you. | 1.2471 | 0.03421 | 259 | 210 | 34 | 15 |
2011 | I can't tell if this is a good hair day or a bad hair day? | 1.2471 | 0.03367 | 255 | 205 | 37 | 13 |
2012 | All I had to do was adapt the king's comb-over and hairspray technique. Now hook it over the rail and slide down--carefully. | 1.2470 | 0.03541 | 251 | 205 | 30 | 16 |
2013 | Dost thou see any split ends? | 1.2469 | 0.03366 | 239 | 190 | 39 | 10 |
2014 | This isn’t what I meant when I was talking about equality, Greg. | 1.2468 | 0.03239 | 235 | 184 | 44 | 7 |
2015 | Alright, climb down. | 1.2468 | 0.03403 | 235 | 187 | 38 | 10 |
2016 | oh honey we have to do something about those split ends | 1.2468 | 0.03654 | 231 | 188 | 29 | 14 |
2017 | Talk about an updo! | 1.2468 | 0.03387 | 231 | 183 | 39 | 9 |
2018 | Quick, before the wind picks up! | 1.2468 | 0.03274 | 231 | 181 | 43 | 7 |
2019 | I call it my rope-a-dope. | 1.2468 | 0.03331 | 231 | 182 | 41 | 8 |
2020 | Don’t worry about hurting me. Just start pulling me up and I’ll be there in no time. | 1.2467 | 0.03482 | 227 | 181 | 36 | 10 |
2021 | Hold tight, I’m climbing up. | 1.2467 | 0.03482 | 227 | 181 | 36 | 10 |
2022 | Gel molds it, spray holds it. | 1.2467 | 0.03482 | 227 | 181 | 36 | 10 |
2023 | I did my best to let you down gently. Run Darling run.... | 1.2467 | 0.03646 | 227 | 184 | 30 | 13 |
2024 | While it is somewhat trite, I think a ladder would be preferable. | 1.2466 | 0.03636 | 223 | 180 | 31 | 12 |
2025 | I'm guessing you preferred my man bun about now. | 1.2466 | 0.03737 | 219 | 178 | 28 | 13 |
2026 | 'Ground-up' has replaced 'top-down' as the latest rescue theory. | 1.2466 | 0.03384 | 219 | 172 | 40 | 7 |
2027 | I won't be the one saving you - I'm the one from Tinder. | 1.2465 | 0.03728 | 215 | 174 | 29 | 12 |
2028 | i know hair and this is not hair | 1.2465 | 0.03786 | 215 | 175 | 27 | 13 |
2029 | Are you dislexic? | 1.2464 | 0.03776 | 211 | 171 | 28 | 12 |
2030 | Hurry, hang tight, I'll pull you down. | 1.2463 | 0.03879 | 203 | 165 | 26 | 12 |
2031 | I used the entire bottle of hair gel." | 1.2462 | 0.03734 | 199 | 159 | 31 | 9 |
2032 | Stop Nagging! I'll Condition It When I Get Home! | 1.2459 | 0.03368 | 244 | 195 | 38 | 11 |
2033 | I know,but we are doing a different play. | 1.2459 | 0.03417 | 244 | 196 | 36 | 12 |
2034 | Don't worry I used a lot of hairspray. | 1.2459 | 0.03515 | 244 | 198 | 32 | 14 |
2035 | Esoterically speaking it's either a metaphor, juxtapostion or an oxymoron! | 1.2459 | 0.03466 | 244 | 197 | 34 | 13 |
2036 | Okay, just take a little off the top! | 1.2458 | 0.03301 | 240 | 190 | 41 | 9 |
2037 | Bishop takes queen | 1.2458 | 0.03248 | 240 | 189 | 43 | 8 |
2038 | They didn't ask what the extensions were for? | 1.2458 | 0.03443 | 236 | 189 | 36 | 11 |
2039 | I'm here to rescue you from cis gender. | 1.2458 | 0.03744 | 236 | 195 | 24 | 17 |
2040 | That dragon-gel mousse is unbelievable! | 1.2458 | 0.03597 | 236 | 192 | 30 | 14 |
2041 | It's OK to climb down - trust me! | 1.2458 | 0.03113 | 236 | 183 | 48 | 5 |
2042 | Buzz me up? | 1.2457 | 0.03261 | 232 | 182 | 43 | 7 |
2043 | Do you see any split ends? | 1.2457 | 0.03588 | 232 | 188 | 31 | 13 |
2044 | It's high rise volumizing shampoo plus sculpting gel. Hold on. | 1.2457 | 0.03483 | 232 | 186 | 35 | 11 |
2045 | My fair princess, let down MY hair. | 1.2457 | 0.03024 | 232 | 178 | 51 | 3 |
2046 | Whar is your solution for split ends? | 1.2457 | 0.03536 | 232 | 187 | 33 | 12 |
2047 | I said, give me a HEADS up. | 1.2457 | 0.03203 | 232 | 181 | 45 | 6 |
2048 | Don't worry. There is enough hair gel to hold you. | 1.2455 | 0.03509 | 224 | 179 | 35 | 10 |
2049 | Trust me. It's gelled pretty good. | 1.2455 | 0.03333 | 224 | 176 | 41 | 7 |
2050 | I told you: Pantene and hair gel go a long way. | 1.2455 | 0.03371 | 220 | 173 | 40 | 7 |
2051 | This way you can be down a lot faster " | 1.2454 | 0.03654 | 216 | 174 | 31 | 11 |
2052 | Butch wax, circa 1954, is great stuff. | 1.2454 | 0.03594 | 216 | 173 | 33 | 10 |
2053 | Wait - Which one of us was supposed to grow hair? | 1.2454 | 0.03882 | 216 | 178 | 23 | 15 |
2054 | Are you absolutely absolutely sure that you want dreadlocks? | 1.2453 | 0.03577 | 212 | 169 | 34 | 9 |
2055 | Enough with your kvetching 'bout the texture - am I coming up or not? | 1.2452 | 0.03492 | 208 | 164 | 37 | 7 |
2056 | I can’t believe how much he cut off… I specifically asked for a trim! | 1.2451 | 0.03059 | 257 | 201 | 49 | 7 |
2057 | A bad hair day solved a fairy tale romance. | 1.2450 | 0.03320 | 249 | 199 | 39 | 11 |
2058 | Will it hold you or do I need more gel? | 1.2450 | 0.03320 | 249 | 199 | 39 | 11 |
2059 | Keep Looking. The hacksaw is next to the barrette. | 1.2450 | 0.03320 | 249 | 199 | 39 | 11 |
2060 | Hurry up... the hair gel won't stay stiff forever | 1.2450 | 0.03463 | 249 | 202 | 33 | 14 |
2061 | Rapunzel please let me save you, it's just a man bun! | 1.2448 | 0.03289 | 241 | 191 | 41 | 9 |
2062 | My love, if this doesn't hold, we'll try another brand of gel. | 1.2448 | 0.03392 | 241 | 193 | 37 | 11 |
2063 | Another bad hair day? | 1.2448 | 0.03443 | 241 | 194 | 35 | 12 |
2064 | Just climb down. It's an extra-firm spray. | 1.2448 | 0.03341 | 241 | 192 | 39 | 10 |
2065 | We got the wrong script. It is supposed to be the other way around. | 1.2447 | 0.03270 | 237 | 187 | 42 | 8 |
2066 | We are made for each other. Just think of our children. | 1.2447 | 0.03215 | 237 | 186 | 44 | 7 |
2067 | So, it's a comb-over. What do you want, yellow? | 1.2447 | 0.03633 | 237 | 194 | 28 | 15 |
2068 | "It's just until I can find a new place...and I'll split the utilities with you." | 1.2447 | 0.03430 | 237 | 190 | 36 | 11 |
2069 | If I turn around, you can hook it on the balcony. I used quite a bit of hairspray. | 1.2446 | 0.03361 | 233 | 185 | 39 | 9 |
2070 | .raih nedlog ruoy nwod leznupaR, leznupaR | 1.2446 | 0.03415 | 233 | 186 | 37 | 10 |
2071 | Next time we can use your hair. | 1.2446 | 0.03469 | 233 | 187 | 35 | 11 |
2072 | Forget it, Rapunzel, this is never going to work. Why don’t you use the elevator! | 1.2446 | 0.03522 | 233 | 188 | 33 | 12 |
2073 | This is my poor attempt at gender equality rescue. | 1.2446 | 0.03522 | 233 | 188 | 33 | 12 |
2074 | Hey, everyone deserves a bad hair day! | 1.2446 | 0.03469 | 233 | 187 | 35 | 11 |
2075 | Surely there's an easier way up -Stairs perhaps? | 1.2446 | 0.03249 | 233 | 183 | 43 | 7 |
2076 | This me too thing isn’t working out very well for us ... | 1.2446 | 0.03522 | 233 | 188 | 33 | 12 |
2077 | So why do you need to pull me up there again? | 1.2446 | 0.03626 | 233 | 190 | 29 | 14 |
2078 | 'I'm getting to the roots of the patriarchy.' | 1.2446 | 0.03249 | 233 | 183 | 43 | 7 |
2079 | No Punzle, let down YOUR hair. | 1.2445 | 0.03399 | 229 | 182 | 38 | 9 |
2080 | Just a trim, please. | 1.2445 | 0.03617 | 229 | 186 | 30 | 13 |
2081 | I've decided to meet you half way | 1.2445 | 0.03399 | 229 | 182 | 38 | 9 |
2082 | I may have used a little more hair spray than I intended. | 1.2445 | 0.03509 | 229 | 184 | 34 | 11 |
2083 | Rapunzel, you can stop examining it so closely. I'm sure it's long & stiff enough for you now. | 1.2444 | 0.03607 | 225 | 182 | 31 | 12 |
2084 | My man-bun will save you! | 1.2444 | 0.03661 | 225 | 183 | 29 | 13 |
2085 | I'm just saying, it's not you - it's me... | 1.2442 | 0.03458 | 217 | 172 | 37 | 8 |
2086 | Hurry! The hairspray won’t last forever! | 1.2442 | 0.03240 | 258 | 206 | 41 | 11 |
2087 | My second wish was for hair gel. | 1.2441 | 0.03500 | 213 | 169 | 36 | 8 |
2088 | Don't worry, there's enough hair gel to support you. | 1.2441 | 0.03624 | 213 | 171 | 32 | 10 |
2089 | You should see my roots. | 1.2441 | 0.03274 | 254 | 203 | 40 | 11 |
2090 | Did I mention I tend to be a little competitive? | 1.2440 | 0.03607 | 209 | 167 | 33 | 9 |
2091 | Did I use too much hairspray? | 1.2439 | 0.03718 | 205 | 165 | 30 | 10 |
2092 | I've been conditioning myself for our first date. | 1.2438 | 0.03329 | 242 | 193 | 39 | 10 |
2093 | OMG! You've got split ends! | 1.2438 | 0.03577 | 242 | 198 | 29 | 15 |
2094 | It is only fair, you climb down my hair. | 1.2438 | 0.03277 | 242 | 192 | 41 | 9 |
2095 | Too many split ends. Next! | 1.2438 | 0.03701 | 201 | 161 | 31 | 9 |
2096 | It's all in the conditioner. | 1.2438 | 0.03633 | 201 | 160 | 33 | 8 |
2097 | we are going to need a lot more hair spray for this to work. | 1.2437 | 0.03312 | 238 | 189 | 40 | 9 |
2098 | Tie them together and we will be close to whatever Trump has going on! | 1.2437 | 0.03519 | 238 | 193 | 32 | 13 |
2099 | Let go of my hair Rapunzel, you need to grow your own. | 1.2437 | 0.03750 | 197 | 158 | 30 | 9 |
2100 | Lice has been going around, I just want to make sure | 1.2436 | 0.03237 | 234 | 184 | 43 | 7 |
2101 | It's a very robust hair product. | 1.2436 | 0.03509 | 234 | 189 | 33 | 12 |
2102 | What do you mean you're out of hairspray? | 1.2436 | 0.03456 | 234 | 188 | 35 | 11 |
2103 | More hairspray,and then I can shinny down! | 1.2436 | 0.03402 | 234 | 187 | 37 | 10 |
2104 | How long has it been like this? I don’t know about the Greenies, but the blue pill label suggest after 4 hours, contact a Phsycian. | 1.2436 | 0.03509 | 234 | 189 | 33 | 12 |
2105 | It really works! Let me come up and show you. | 1.2436 | 0.03612 | 234 | 191 | 29 | 14 |
2106 | I told you I’m afraid of heights! | 1.2435 | 0.03496 | 230 | 185 | 34 | 11 |
2107 | Wait!! This is not how it is supposed to work! | 1.2435 | 0.03441 | 230 | 184 | 36 | 10 |
2108 | Seriously, what am I supposed to do with this, braid it? | 1.2435 | 0.03271 | 230 | 181 | 42 | 7 |
2109 | I call this my "Reverse Rapunzel..." | 1.2435 | 0.03385 | 230 | 183 | 38 | 9 |
2110 | I thought you said "Deny thy barber and reuse thy mane." | 1.2435 | 0.03655 | 230 | 188 | 28 | 14 |
2111 | What do you mean hairspray was not invented yet? | 1.2434 | 0.03481 | 226 | 181 | 35 | 10 |
2112 | Now how are you getting down? | 1.2434 | 0.03481 | 226 | 181 | 35 | 10 |
2113 | The updrafts are killer around here. | 1.2434 | 0.03537 | 226 | 182 | 33 | 11 |
2114 | I think we must be doing this backwards. | 1.2434 | 0.03700 | 226 | 185 | 27 | 14 |
2115 | Rapunzel, Rapunzel, ouch! | 1.2434 | 0.03537 | 226 | 182 | 33 | 11 |
2116 | Even if it is shinier and more manageable than yours, we can still make this work. | 1.2434 | 0.03646 | 226 | 184 | 29 | 13 |
2117 | What happened to my prince with a buzz cut? | 1.2434 | 0.03307 | 226 | 178 | 41 | 7 |
2118 | I keep telling you: I'm not Donald Trump! | 1.2433 | 0.03459 | 263 | 216 | 30 | 17 |
2119 | Pull me up, it’s terrible out here | 1.2432 | 0.03692 | 222 | 181 | 28 | 13 |
2120 | I would’ve gotten here faster but I was getting my roots done. | 1.2432 | 0.03522 | 222 | 178 | 34 | 10 |
2121 | Slide down, I’ll catch you. | 1.2432 | 0.03464 | 222 | 177 | 36 | 9 |
2122 | OK then,lets try plaiting some rungs into it. | 1.2432 | 0.03522 | 222 | 178 | 34 | 10 |
2123 | I don't think this revision will work. | 1.2431 | 0.03401 | 255 | 207 | 34 | 14 |
2124 | Just go with it. I've been working on this for years! | 1.2431 | 0.03505 | 218 | 174 | 35 | 9 |
2125 | It's Leznuper - why do you ask? | 1.2431 | 0.03738 | 218 | 178 | 27 | 13 |
2126 | It’s been really humid lately. | 1.2430 | 0.03296 | 251 | 201 | 39 | 11 |
2127 | Just tell me it’s not another gray | 1.2430 | 0.03669 | 214 | 173 | 30 | 11 |
2128 | Now that’s what I call an up-do! | 1.2429 | 0.03523 | 247 | 202 | 30 | 15 |
2129 | What do you mean you bobbed your hair? | 1.2429 | 0.03476 | 247 | 201 | 32 | 14 |
2130 | It's the latest style; it's called a comb over. | 1.2429 | 0.03528 | 210 | 167 | 35 | 8 |
2131 | Did I mention I liked your hair better when it was longer? | 1.2429 | 0.03462 | 210 | 166 | 37 | 7 |
2132 | Isn't there an easier way to dismantle gender norms? | 1.2429 | 0.03654 | 210 | 169 | 31 | 10 |
2133 | You've messed up my man bun! | 1.2428 | 0.03515 | 243 | 198 | 31 | 14 |
2134 | OK. Now climb down. | 1.2428 | 0.03467 | 243 | 197 | 33 | 13 |
2135 | It has both style AND function! | 1.2427 | 0.03136 | 239 | 187 | 46 | 6 |
2136 | The History of the Man-Bun, Part 1 | 1.2427 | 0.03456 | 239 | 193 | 34 | 12 |
2137 | I think I read Rapunzel's instructions upside-down. | 1.2427 | 0.03456 | 239 | 193 | 34 | 12 |
2138 | It takes forever to dry, but I just love the way it makes me feel. | 1.2427 | 0.03246 | 239 | 189 | 42 | 8 |
2139 | I love what you did to your hair | 1.2427 | 0.03352 | 239 | 191 | 38 | 10 |
2140 | The trick is you don't 'repeat'. | 1.2424 | 0.03186 | 264 | 211 | 42 | 11 |
2141 | I never thought I would ever say "Combover to the rescue!" | 1.2424 | 0.03316 | 231 | 183 | 40 | 8 |
2142 | Rapunzel, Rapunzel! Do I have split ends??" | 1.2423 | 0.03523 | 227 | 183 | 33 | 11 |
2143 | I haven't found anyone else who does my hair like you. | 1.2423 | 0.03235 | 227 | 178 | 43 | 6 |
2144 | Yes, I used a leave in conditioner." | 1.2423 | 0.03523 | 227 | 183 | 33 | 11 |
2145 | No, no, no, Amazon! I ordered this in blonde. | 1.2422 | 0.03389 | 256 | 208 | 34 | 14 |
2146 | Try not to undo my comb-over as you climb down. | 1.2422 | 0.03056 | 256 | 201 | 48 | 7 |
2147 | Ivanka quit messing around I need my hair to be perfect for the press conference. | 1.2422 | 0.03298 | 256 | 206 | 38 | 12 |
2148 | We will need to check your roots before you can come in. | 1.2422 | 0.03731 | 223 | 183 | 26 | 14 |
2149 | Trust me: it's better this way | 1.2422 | 0.03508 | 223 | 179 | 34 | 10 |
2150 | Are you sure this is a good idea? | 1.2422 | 0.03144 | 223 | 173 | 46 | 4 |
2151 | Go ahead, climb down, I used a whole bottle of freezing gel. | 1.2422 | 0.03508 | 223 | 179 | 34 | 10 |
2152 | I understand what a top-knot is, but how does that help me? | 1.2422 | 0.03331 | 223 | 176 | 40 | 7 |
2153 | Oh, another grey one! | 1.2420 | 0.03550 | 219 | 176 | 33 | 10 |
2154 | 'Well Trump liked it...' | 1.2419 | 0.03557 | 248 | 204 | 28 | 16 |
2155 | What say tonight we go out? | 1.2419 | 0.03368 | 248 | 200 | 36 | 12 |
2156 | I don't think taking my shoes off will matter that much if you're measuring my height like that. | 1.2419 | 0.03771 | 215 | 176 | 26 | 13 |
2157 | 3D printers made my modern day fairy tale come true. | 1.2419 | 0.03533 | 215 | 172 | 34 | 9 |
2158 | Castle Cuts “Just a little off the top” | 1.2419 | 0.03713 | 215 | 175 | 28 | 12 |
2159 | Seriously. My name is Leznupar | 1.2419 | 0.03594 | 215 | 173 | 32 | 10 |
2160 | Sorry, It's a Preexisting Condition. | 1.2418 | 0.03454 | 244 | 198 | 33 | 13 |
2161 | How much more gel do you think it needs? | 1.2418 | 0.03253 | 244 | 194 | 41 | 9 |
2162 | I think I'd prefer it if you just wrapped me around your little finger. | 1.2417 | 0.03576 | 211 | 169 | 33 | 9 |
2163 | Is that... is that hair gel? | 1.2417 | 0.03576 | 211 | 169 | 33 | 9 |
2164 | Can I come up? I'm trying to get back to my roots. | 1.2417 | 0.03392 | 240 | 193 | 36 | 11 |
2165 | My toilet drains clockwise also. | 1.2417 | 0.03340 | 240 | 192 | 38 | 10 |
2166 | Quick! The hair spray is wearing out! | 1.2417 | 0.03340 | 240 | 192 | 38 | 10 |
2167 | I really dislike opposites day. | 1.2417 | 0.03493 | 240 | 195 | 32 | 13 |
2168 | 'What the hell is in your shampoo?' | 1.2417 | 0.03340 | 240 | 192 | 38 | 10 |
2169 | Alright, now jump! | 1.2415 | 0.03430 | 236 | 190 | 35 | 11 |
2170 | I hope the Grimm Brothers hear about this. | 1.2415 | 0.03212 | 236 | 186 | 43 | 7 |
2171 | All this was a comb over? Forget it - the wedding is off! | 1.2415 | 0.03268 | 236 | 187 | 41 | 8 |
2172 | Go ahead! Climb down! | 1.2414 | 0.03678 | 232 | 191 | 26 | 15 |
2173 | If you can't go low, I'll go high. | 1.2414 | 0.03862 | 203 | 166 | 25 | 12 |
2174 | You should try something for these split ends. | 1.2412 | 0.03239 | 257 | 206 | 40 | 11 |
2175 | The pony tail is so yesterday. Can you do a buzz cut with a man bun? | 1.2412 | 0.03282 | 228 | 180 | 41 | 7 |
2176 | So yeah I'm kind of a feminist. | 1.2412 | 0.03509 | 228 | 184 | 33 | 11 |
2177 | 'Tis easy, just use your winch, wench. | 1.2412 | 0.03564 | 228 | 185 | 31 | 12 |
2178 | Of course I can swing. Can you keep time? | 1.2411 | 0.03367 | 253 | 205 | 35 | 13 |
2179 | Stop being so nit-picky and slide down already! | 1.2409 | 0.03293 | 220 | 173 | 41 | 6 |
2180 | Transpunzel, Transpunzel! Let up your hair! | 1.2409 | 0.03818 | 220 | 182 | 23 | 15 |
2181 | This hair boner wan't last forever. So keep stroking it or hop on it now before it goes limp. | 1.2409 | 0.03477 | 220 | 176 | 35 | 9 |
2182 | Thy name is Prince Harry | 1.2408 | 0.03241 | 245 | 195 | 41 | 9 |
2183 | It's not my choice, the king has decreed comb overs | 1.2407 | 0.03518 | 216 | 173 | 34 | 9 |
2184 | I thought we could try my place this tim. | 1.2407 | 0.03518 | 216 | 173 | 34 | 9 |
2185 | Would you repeat the question. | 1.2407 | 0.03578 | 241 | 198 | 28 | 15 |
2186 | I'm guessing these aren't the only locks between me and freedom. | 1.2407 | 0.03275 | 241 | 192 | 40 | 9 |
2187 | Okay, I admit it. I’m the one who’s been using your shampoo. | 1.2407 | 0.03529 | 241 | 197 | 30 | 14 |
2188 | Any day, now, I'm out of Rogaine. | 1.2405 | 0.03103 | 262 | 208 | 45 | 9 |
2189 | So whaddya say, can you fix those split ends for me? | 1.2403 | 0.03561 | 233 | 190 | 30 | 13 |
2190 | Thy love and my product are strong enough to bring us together | 1.2403 | 0.03401 | 233 | 187 | 36 | 10 |
2191 | LIMERICK: She was stuck in a tower...with no bathroom or shower...Her beau from Assisi...His hair, mighty greasy...And the bouquet of their love was sweet..also sour. | 1.2402 | 0.03495 | 229 | 185 | 33 | 11 |
2192 | I said comb it not climb it! | 1.2402 | 0.03603 | 229 | 187 | 29 | 13 |
2193 | I'm your knight in shining, tangle-free, luscious hair! | 1.2402 | 0.03327 | 229 | 182 | 39 | 8 |
2194 | This is different, right? | 1.2402 | 0.03213 | 254 | 203 | 41 | 10 |
2195 | For each action there is an equal and opposite reaction. | 1.2400 | 0.03480 | 225 | 181 | 34 | 10 |
2196 | OK I will use the conditioner and comeback | 1.2400 | 0.03364 | 225 | 179 | 38 | 8 |
2197 | If we tell it how it happened, nobody will believe us. | 1.2400 | 0.03364 | 225 | 179 | 38 | 8 |
2198 | Well, if you really believed in equality you'd be the one up here, not me. | 1.2400 | 0.03592 | 225 | 183 | 30 | 12 |
2199 | Do you think I should do a man bun? | 1.2400 | 0.03094 | 250 | 197 | 46 | 7 |
2200 | Just give me a light trim. | 1.2400 | 0.03833 | 200 | 163 | 26 | 11 |
2201 | Is this what you call reverse psychology? | 1.2399 | 0.03210 | 271 | 219 | 39 | 13 |
2202 | I suppose this is my #MeToo moment? | 1.2398 | 0.03429 | 246 | 200 | 33 | 13 |
2203 | Ohhh...I thought I heard you said "grow out your hair" | 1.2398 | 0.03380 | 246 | 199 | 35 | 12 |
2204 | How about we try the trickle-down theory? | 1.2398 | 0.03380 | 246 | 199 | 35 | 12 |
2205 | Be back with some sheets. | 1.2398 | 0.03579 | 221 | 179 | 31 | 11 |
2206 | Okay- now on the count of 3, pull. | 1.2398 | 0.03579 | 221 | 179 | 31 | 11 |
2207 | Just trim a little off the end, please. | 1.2398 | 0.03636 | 221 | 180 | 29 | 12 |
2208 | #yetoo | 1.2397 | 0.03367 | 242 | 195 | 36 | 11 |
2209 | You are right not a single split end. When my father lets me out I am switching to your stylist. | 1.2396 | 0.03564 | 217 | 175 | 32 | 10 |
2210 | All I’m saying is, Ashley, this looks gay as hell. | 1.2396 | 0.03682 | 217 | 177 | 28 | 12 |
2211 | So if we do move in together, we can each come and go as the other pleases. | 1.2395 | 0.03045 | 263 | 208 | 47 | 8 |
2212 | I knew you'd be hair for me. | 1.2395 | 0.03244 | 238 | 189 | 41 | 8 |
2213 | Stupid cartoonist! | 1.2395 | 0.03404 | 238 | 192 | 35 | 11 |
2214 | Rapunzel, Rap..... wait a minute, you’re messin w the story line here | 1.2393 | 0.03222 | 234 | 185 | 42 | 7 |
2215 | Sorry. First rule of Hair Club for Men... | 1.2391 | 0.03427 | 230 | 185 | 35 | 10 |
2216 | Quickly, pull me up! It's no better out here! | 1.2391 | 0.03536 | 230 | 187 | 31 | 12 |
2217 | I'll never make it down with these split ends." | 1.2391 | 0.03589 | 230 | 188 | 29 | 13 |
2218 | We can stay at your place, right? | 1.2391 | 0.03371 | 230 | 184 | 37 | 9 |
2219 | The reader is probably dyslexic. | 1.2390 | 0.03518 | 251 | 207 | 28 | 16 |
2220 | i misunderstood... | 1.2390 | 0.03379 | 251 | 204 | 34 | 13 |
2221 | But our children would have split ends. | 1.2390 | 0.03284 | 251 | 202 | 38 | 11 |
2222 | It's like the Indian rope trick, but with hair. | 1.2390 | 0.03083 | 251 | 198 | 46 | 7 |
2223 | I didn't want to be a letdown. | 1.2390 | 0.03332 | 251 | 203 | 36 | 12 |
2224 | I need it this long to comb over my bald spot. | 1.2389 | 0.03466 | 226 | 182 | 34 | 10 |
2225 | Too much Viagra. | 1.2389 | 0.03416 | 247 | 201 | 33 | 13 |
2226 | This new styling gel is frankly upstanding! | 1.2388 | 0.04007 | 201 | 167 | 20 | 14 |
2227 | I'm just going to let you down again. | 1.2387 | 0.03622 | 222 | 181 | 29 | 12 |
2228 | Role reversal exercises give me a headache. | 1.2387 | 0.03449 | 222 | 178 | 35 | 9 |
2229 | Surely it's self-evident that liberation can be most effectively created by a supply-side rescue policy. | 1.2387 | 0.03677 | 222 | 182 | 27 | 13 |
2230 | I’m trying to be more socially concsioucous-this time, why don’t you climb down my hair? | 1.2387 | 0.03507 | 222 | 179 | 33 | 10 |
2231 | Thou may cometh back once thou hath conditioned. | 1.2387 | 0.03198 | 243 | 193 | 42 | 8 |
2232 | I would wax eloquent, but I used all the wax on my hair. | 1.2387 | 0.03303 | 243 | 195 | 38 | 10 |
2233 | It happened after I read James Joyce | 1.2385 | 0.03489 | 218 | 175 | 34 | 9 |
2234 | I think this is enough to buy a ladder! | 1.2385 | 0.03286 | 239 | 191 | 39 | 9 |
2235 | On this planet gravity works a little differently Sweetheart | 1.2385 | 0.03286 | 239 | 191 | 39 | 9 |
2236 | Of course our story no longer makes sense! The gender-neutral police win again! | 1.2383 | 0.03405 | 214 | 170 | 37 | 7 |
2237 | If you're not going to pull me up, I may as well get a Bob. | 1.2383 | 0.03266 | 235 | 187 | 40 | 8 |
2238 | The subway must have been brutal getting here | 1.2383 | 0.03375 | 235 | 189 | 36 | 10 |
2239 | And this gel comes in strawberry scented, too! | 1.2383 | 0.03533 | 235 | 192 | 30 | 13 |
2240 | We're going to need more Gel if this is gonna work! | 1.2383 | 0.03210 | 235 | 186 | 42 | 7 |
2241 | You really get me. | 1.2383 | 0.03142 | 256 | 204 | 43 | 9 |
2242 | Don't worry, it's 'extra strong hold' hair gel. | 1.2383 | 0.03043 | 256 | 202 | 47 | 7 |
2243 | I might have overdone the Rogaine, Rapz... | 1.2381 | 0.03522 | 231 | 188 | 31 | 12 |
2244 | I don't want to come up that badly ... | 1.2381 | 0.03575 | 210 | 169 | 32 | 9 |
2245 | Now pull me up, please. | 1.2381 | 0.03272 | 252 | 203 | 38 | 11 |
2246 | We do everything the other way ‘round when we visit Down Under. | 1.2381 | 0.03413 | 231 | 186 | 35 | 10 |
2247 | I'm a feminist | 1.2379 | 0.03279 | 227 | 180 | 40 | 7 |
2248 | Rampunzel, Rampunzel, climb down my hair ! | 1.2379 | 0.03618 | 227 | 186 | 28 | 13 |
2249 | I put a lot of gel on it! Now slide on down! | 1.2379 | 0.03453 | 227 | 183 | 34 | 10 |
2250 | Oh yeah, ever since people heard about you it’s been all the rage | 1.2379 | 0.03453 | 227 | 183 | 34 | 10 |
2251 | It's a Rapunzel comb-over. | 1.2379 | 0.03671 | 227 | 187 | 26 | 14 |
2252 | I play for the Lions. Everyone pledged not to cut their hair until we win a Super Bowl. | 1.2377 | 0.03550 | 223 | 181 | 31 | 11 |
2253 | Can I rescue you now? | 1.2375 | 0.03429 | 240 | 195 | 33 | 12 |
2254 | You didn't specify that it had to be blond! | 1.2375 | 0.03220 | 240 | 191 | 41 | 8 |
2255 | Because, fair damsel, I've not been to the gym of late. | 1.2375 | 0.03480 | 240 | 196 | 31 | 13 |
2256 | Just help me with my split ends, will ya? | 1.2375 | 0.03378 | 240 | 194 | 35 | 11 |
2257 | Still needs a little more gel. | 1.2374 | 0.03033 | 257 | 203 | 47 | 7 |
2258 | Reverse-engineering at its worst. | 1.2373 | 0.03309 | 236 | 189 | 38 | 9 |
2259 | Impressive locks on the door too. | 1.2372 | 0.03578 | 215 | 174 | 31 | 10 |
2260 | How? A LOT of gel. | 1.2372 | 0.03517 | 215 | 173 | 33 | 9 |
2261 | Please, please, remember this time to slide around to the back side. | 1.2372 | 0.03260 | 253 | 204 | 38 | 11 |
2262 | I did NOT use your conditioner | 1.2371 | 0.03400 | 232 | 187 | 35 | 10 |
2263 | But 'Rapunzel' is so cliché. Have you ever seen 'There's Something About Mary'? | 1.2370 | 0.03745 | 211 | 173 | 26 | 12 |
2264 | You can climb down to me now, thanks to my new Oh-So-Stiff Hair Gel. | 1.2370 | 0.03684 | 211 | 172 | 28 | 11 |
2265 | Yikes! I can see this is going to be hair-raising experience. | 1.2369 | 0.03343 | 249 | 202 | 35 | 12 |
2266 | So what if you found a gray hair? | 1.2368 | 0.03604 | 228 | 187 | 28 | 13 |
2267 | I finally saved enough money for extensions. | 1.2368 | 0.03325 | 228 | 182 | 38 | 8 |
2268 | Well not exactly what I had in mind but if you have enough product we can make it work. | 1.2367 | 0.03175 | 245 | 195 | 42 | 8 |
2269 | Your place or mine? | 1.2367 | 0.03429 | 245 | 200 | 32 | 13 |
2270 | See? No more man bun. Now will you date me? | 1.2367 | 0.03539 | 207 | 166 | 33 | 8 |
2271 | Quick, pull me up! The patriarchy is coming. | 1.2366 | 0.03592 | 224 | 183 | 29 | 12 |
2272 | Tbank God! You landed on your feet, with hair to spare! | 1.2366 | 0.03421 | 224 | 180 | 35 | 9 |
2273 | It’s a jojoba extract. | 1.2366 | 0.03648 | 224 | 184 | 27 | 13 |
2274 | Yes, your new conditioner smells great—now what? | 1.2366 | 0.03362 | 224 | 179 | 37 | 8 |
2275 | It took 100 cans of hairspray | 1.2366 | 0.03421 | 224 | 180 | 35 | 9 |
2276 | Upsy-Daisy. | 1.2366 | 0.03479 | 224 | 181 | 33 | 10 |
2277 | Rapunzel, I got your note, how'd you know I'm dyslexic? | 1.2365 | 0.03261 | 241 | 193 | 39 | 9 |
2278 | It's even worse than that. My hands have turned into carrots. | 1.2365 | 0.03314 | 241 | 194 | 37 | 10 |
2279 | Rapunzel, Rapunzel. This is just another hair-brained idea of mine. | 1.2365 | 0.03583 | 203 | 163 | 32 | 8 |
2280 | Shaping my hair into a ladder would have involved a lot more hairspray. | 1.2364 | 0.03461 | 220 | 177 | 34 | 9 |
2281 | Pull me up. Then you can shinny on down. | 1.2364 | 0.03579 | 220 | 179 | 30 | 11 |
2282 | Grab on, I'll pull you down! | 1.2363 | 0.03296 | 237 | 190 | 38 | 9 |
2283 | Don’t blame me Rapunzel. Have you never seen ‘There’s Something About Mary’? | 1.2363 | 0.03129 | 237 | 187 | 44 | 6 |
2284 | Winch. With an i. | 1.2363 | 0.03350 | 237 | 191 | 36 | 10 |
2285 | There's nothing to fear, I used ultra strong styling mousse! | 1.2363 | 0.03129 | 237 | 187 | 44 | 6 |
2286 | While the gender flip is admirable, the carbon footprint of the hairspray involved is intolerable. | 1.2363 | 0.03455 | 237 | 193 | 32 | 12 |
2287 | I'll get pregnant for you too. | 1.2363 | 0.03506 | 237 | 194 | 30 | 13 |
2288 | Are you SURE this is hair gel? | 1.2361 | 0.03495 | 233 | 190 | 31 | 12 |
2289 | Just a bit off the top and part on the right please. | 1.2361 | 0.03332 | 233 | 187 | 37 | 9 |
2290 | Pretty good for a comb-over don’t you think? | 1.2361 | 0.03495 | 233 | 190 | 31 | 12 |
2291 | I offer you these magic shoes - and my man bun. | 1.2361 | 0.03847 | 233 | 197 | 17 | 19 |
2292 | Let me move in; otherwise my parents will make me get a haircut. | 1.2361 | 0.03387 | 233 | 188 | 35 | 10 |
2293 | I can't weave a ladder out of this bird's nest. I told you to use conditioner! | 1.2360 | 0.03233 | 250 | 201 | 39 | 10 |
2294 | No, my name is Ralph and I have friend with a ladder. | 1.2360 | 0.03183 | 250 | 200 | 41 | 9 |
2295 | Oh, and Dad says hi. | 1.2360 | 0.03317 | 267 | 219 | 33 | 15 |
2296 | Is this not what you meant by role play? | 1.2358 | 0.03729 | 212 | 174 | 26 | 12 |
2297 | See Rapunzel, you don't always have to let down your hair | 1.2358 | 0.03669 | 212 | 173 | 28 | 11 |
2298 | Give it a try, what have you got to lose? | 1.2358 | 0.03545 | 212 | 171 | 32 | 9 |
2299 | Has the role of bean stalk been filled in this tale too? | 1.2358 | 0.03642 | 229 | 189 | 26 | 14 |
2300 | This isn't going to work. I'm calling for the guy from Lyft." | 1.2358 | 0.03536 | 229 | 187 | 30 | 12 |
2301 | The Rogaine Stuff Really Does Work! | 1.2358 | 0.03536 | 229 | 187 | 30 | 12 |
2302 | I haven't got time for a shampoo and cut. Can you just give me a quick blow job? | 1.2358 | 0.03695 | 229 | 190 | 24 | 15 |
2303 | Come see my tower. It's better than yours. Much better. And bigger too. Much bigger! | 1.2358 | 0.03416 | 246 | 201 | 32 | 13 |
2304 | ...and THAT is why you need a home security system. | 1.2358 | 0.03416 | 246 | 201 | 32 | 13 |
2305 | You know, I think this gives me an idea! | 1.2357 | 0.03080 | 263 | 210 | 44 | 9 |
2306 | On the way here I had the most hair- raising experience with some witch! | 1.2356 | 0.03778 | 208 | 171 | 25 | 12 |
2307 | Yes, I know it's a reverse situation--but this is the age of Me, Too. | 1.2356 | 0.03653 | 208 | 169 | 29 | 10 |
2308 | I also cook and clean. | 1.2356 | 0.03289 | 225 | 179 | 39 | 7 |
2309 | WOW! Absolutely no split-ends! | 1.2356 | 0.03407 | 225 | 181 | 35 | 9 |
2310 | Oh, nothing. Just two hogsheads of gel and a fortnight at the bellows. | 1.2356 | 0.03465 | 225 | 182 | 33 | 10 |
2311 | Don't worry Rapunzel. We've done this before. | 1.2355 | 0.03031 | 242 | 190 | 47 | 5 |
2312 | I'm donating it to Locks Above. They specialize in star-crossed maidens." | 1.2355 | 0.03196 | 242 | 193 | 41 | 8 |
2313 | Enough hairspray and you can slide out. | 1.2355 | 0.03297 | 259 | 211 | 35 | 13 |
2314 | Woman! Damn! I already told you I checked for lice. Now get a good grip and jump! | 1.2353 | 0.03102 | 272 | 219 | 42 | 11 |
2315 | After her first marriage failed, Rapunzel conceded that it was not such a bad idea to marry up. | 1.2353 | 0.03442 | 238 | 194 | 32 | 12 |
2316 | Who lets down the hair in this relationship? | 1.2353 | 0.03442 | 238 | 194 | 32 | 12 |
2317 | I know! I know! Too much hair spray | 1.2353 | 0.03284 | 238 | 191 | 38 | 9 |
2318 | Just a taper fade and thinning please" | 1.2353 | 0.03447 | 221 | 178 | 34 | 9 |
2319 | I was going for a look of equality. | 1.2353 | 0.03325 | 221 | 176 | 38 | 7 |
2320 | I knew this hairstyle would come in handy for something. | 1.2353 | 0.03568 | 204 | 164 | 32 | 8 |
2321 | This long hair idea is not working. I'm coming back with a Cherry Picker. | 1.2351 | 0.03319 | 251 | 204 | 35 | 12 |
2322 | Don’t worry. I used extra hold hair spray.” | 1.2351 | 0.03222 | 251 | 202 | 39 | 10 |
2323 | You ever use a fireman's pole? | 1.2351 | 0.03319 | 251 | 204 | 35 | 12 |
2324 | Can you braid it for me? | 1.2350 | 0.03207 | 234 | 186 | 41 | 7 |
2325 | Explain to me how this happened, again | 1.2350 | 0.03374 | 234 | 189 | 35 | 10 |
2326 | I thought I'd save you the trouble of letting down your hair. | 1.2348 | 0.03255 | 247 | 199 | 38 | 10 |
2327 | Hold it tight and I will be right up. | 1.2348 | 0.03412 | 230 | 186 | 34 | 10 |
2328 | Hair Club for Men. Now, pull! | 1.2347 | 0.03530 | 213 | 172 | 32 | 9 |
2329 | I thought we could be friends with fringe benefits. | 1.2347 | 0.03772 | 213 | 176 | 24 | 13 |
2330 | I think gravity is against us with this idea. | 1.2346 | 0.03330 | 260 | 213 | 33 | 14 |
2331 | Rapunzel, Rapunzel, are you sure you know how to make a man-bun? | 1.2346 | 0.03237 | 243 | 195 | 39 | 9 |
2332 | Great! Now just climb down! | 1.2345 | 0.03451 | 226 | 183 | 33 | 10 |
2333 | too much gel? | 1.2344 | 0.03762 | 209 | 172 | 25 | 12 |
2334 | You do know how to tie a slip knot, right? | 1.2343 | 0.03217 | 239 | 191 | 40 | 8 |
2335 | I'm having a rescue hair day | 1.2342 | 0.03312 | 222 | 177 | 38 | 7 |
2336 | What do you mean, I need to use more conditioner? | 1.2340 | 0.03361 | 235 | 190 | 35 | 10 |
2337 | Would you believe the impact this man bun has had on my job hunt? | 1.2340 | 0.03361 | 235 | 190 | 35 | 10 |
2338 | Trust me! Viagra hardens hair too. | 1.2339 | 0.03534 | 218 | 177 | 31 | 10 |
2339 | ...as you can see the wig has minimal structural integrity thus making any rescue attempt futile but boy you should see the look on your face! | 1.2339 | 0.03709 | 218 | 180 | 25 | 13 |
2340 | Quick, pull me up, I don't know how long the hair straightener will last | 1.2339 | 0.03243 | 248 | 200 | 38 | 10 |
2341 | This is gonna hurt me more than it hurts you" | 1.2339 | 0.03243 | 248 | 200 | 38 | 10 |
2342 | I beseech thee - less gel, more conditioner! | 1.2339 | 0.03243 | 248 | 200 | 38 | 10 |
2343 | I used thick #10 hair spray so you can slide down. | 1.2338 | 0.03665 | 201 | 163 | 29 | 9 |
2344 | Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let's not split hairs over who goes first | 1.2338 | 0.03399 | 231 | 187 | 34 | 10 |
2345 | Rapunzel, Rapunzel, haul me up by my hair. I'm tired of waiting for you to let yours down. | 1.2338 | 0.03454 | 231 | 188 | 32 | 11 |
2346 | I can give you my hairdresser's info. | 1.2336 | 0.03452 | 214 | 172 | 34 | 8 |
2347 | I don't know, my mother's father is bald. | 1.2336 | 0.03328 | 244 | 198 | 35 | 11 |
2348 | Make haste! Tomorrow I'm getting it washed." | 1.2336 | 0.03379 | 244 | 199 | 33 | 12 |
2349 | And you need a hair extension why? | 1.2336 | 0.03173 | 244 | 195 | 41 | 8 |
2350 | Get on it quick! Hair today gone tomorrow? | 1.2335 | 0.03494 | 227 | 185 | 31 | 11 |
2351 | I am not sure if I am comfortable with the feminist approach to this.... | 1.2335 | 0.03167 | 257 | 207 | 40 | 10 |
2352 | HAIR YOU GO COMB ON DOWN ! | 1.2332 | 0.03435 | 253 | 209 | 29 | 15 |
2353 | What can I say? I lost the House, so...you pull me up this time. | 1.2332 | 0.03703 | 223 | 185 | 24 | 14 |
2354 | Symbolically, it just makes more sense. | 1.2331 | 0.03096 | 266 | 214 | 42 | 10 |
2355 | Let’s try you letting down your hair. | 1.2331 | 0.03294 | 236 | 190 | 37 | 9 |
2356 | Rapunzel, Rapunzel, leggo me 'air! | 1.2331 | 0.03402 | 236 | 192 | 33 | 11 |
2357 | 'But it's more than a man bun, I think of it as my personal flexible hair-based escape aid.' | 1.2331 | 0.03183 | 236 | 188 | 41 | 7 |
2358 | I spent a fortune on hair gel, but you're worth every penny. | 1.2329 | 0.03078 | 249 | 198 | 44 | 7 |
2359 | Thanks, I'll call you. | 1.2328 | 0.03547 | 232 | 191 | 28 | 13 |
2360 | It’s called ‘gel’. | 1.2328 | 0.03494 | 232 | 190 | 30 | 12 |
2361 | It's my best natural extension but the hemp is very popular too. | 1.2328 | 0.03440 | 232 | 189 | 32 | 11 |
2362 | I know it's long enough! But I think I'm supposed to be up there & you down here! | 1.2328 | 0.03216 | 232 | 185 | 40 | 7 |
2363 | I told you the contrete hair gel would work | 1.2328 | 0.03274 | 232 | 186 | 38 | 8 |
2364 | Bet the comb-over isn't so funny now! | 1.2328 | 0.03386 | 232 | 188 | 34 | 10 |
2365 | Rapunzel, Rapunzel, give me my hair | 1.2327 | 0.03316 | 245 | 199 | 35 | 11 |
2366 | #You too? | 1.2327 | 0.03316 | 245 | 199 | 35 | 11 |
2367 | You need to use more conditioner. | 1.2326 | 0.03622 | 215 | 176 | 28 | 11 |
2368 | Does your dowry include scissors? | 1.2326 | 0.03562 | 215 | 175 | 30 | 10 |
2369 | No worries, the significance of gravity is greatly diminished given new market conditions... | 1.2325 | 0.03367 | 228 | 184 | 35 | 9 |
2370 | No, I haven't seen your scrunchie. | 1.2325 | 0.03067 | 228 | 179 | 45 | 4 |
2371 | Fear not fair damsel, for I am Leznupar! | 1.2324 | 0.03454 | 241 | 198 | 30 | 13 |
2372 | If you didn’t get a haircut we would be out of here a couple of hours ago | 1.2324 | 0.03352 | 241 | 196 | 34 | 11 |
2373 | Would you be willing to come down? | 1.2324 | 0.03193 | 241 | 193 | 40 | 8 |
2374 | You have no idea how much hair gel it takes to get this look..." | 1.2323 | 0.03331 | 254 | 208 | 33 | 13 |
2375 | Maybe we should try switching this up a bit. | 1.2322 | 0.03479 | 211 | 170 | 33 | 8 |
2376 | No, no. This'll work. Just tie it on to your hair and slide down. | 1.2321 | 0.03405 | 224 | 181 | 34 | 9 |
2377 | Do you know how to tie a bowline? | 1.2321 | 0.03286 | 224 | 179 | 38 | 7 |
2378 | Just a light trim, please! | 1.2321 | 0.03464 | 224 | 182 | 32 | 10 |
2379 | You're not going anywhere!! | 1.2321 | 0.03286 | 224 | 179 | 38 | 7 |
2380 | Yep. You definitely have nits. | 1.2321 | 0.03405 | 224 | 181 | 34 | 9 |
2381 | There's enough product in there for you to slide down. | 1.2321 | 0.03286 | 224 | 179 | 38 | 7 |
2382 | We're going to have to break up. I can't afford the hair gel. | 1.2321 | 0.03521 | 224 | 183 | 30 | 11 |
2383 | The carpet deos not match the drapes, I promise. | 1.2321 | 0.03441 | 237 | 194 | 31 | 12 |
2384 | Hey lady. You wrote the note. | 1.2321 | 0.03227 | 237 | 190 | 39 | 8 |
2385 | Careful, it’s slippery. | 1.2320 | 0.03270 | 250 | 203 | 36 | 11 |
2386 | Split ends? Now you're just splitting hairs. | 1.2320 | 0.03220 | 250 | 202 | 38 | 10 |
2387 | Is this what you meant by #MeToo? | 1.2320 | 0.03507 | 250 | 208 | 26 | 16 |
2388 | I would’ve preferred a ladder. | 1.2318 | 0.03195 | 220 | 174 | 41 | 5 |
2389 | I'd like to submit a caption but I'm afraid it would be repundant. | 1.2318 | 0.03373 | 233 | 189 | 34 | 10 |
2390 | You never let up.... | 1.2318 | 0.03585 | 233 | 193 | 26 | 14 |
2391 | It began growing when I stated taking the ED medication. | 1.2318 | 0.03427 | 233 | 190 | 32 | 11 |
2392 | So when the humidity rolls in, my curls will shoot me straight up to you. | 1.2318 | 0.03533 | 233 | 192 | 28 | 13 |
2393 | Let's do an inch off the bottom...and I've always wondered how I'd look with bangs. | 1.2318 | 0.03317 | 233 | 188 | 36 | 9 |
2394 | I guess I let my comb-over get out of control. | 1.2318 | 0.03317 | 233 | 188 | 36 | 9 |
2395 | I told him ‘easy on the product’. | 1.2317 | 0.03192 | 259 | 210 | 38 | 11 |
2396 | Tie it off, but bring scissors when you come down. | 1.2317 | 0.03239 | 259 | 211 | 36 | 12 |
2397 | I still struggle with the cowlick. Any advice? | 1.2315 | 0.03607 | 216 | 177 | 28 | 11 |
2398 | Why did you go first? | 1.2314 | 0.03575 | 229 | 189 | 27 | 13 |
2399 | Everybody says I should cut it, but sometimes it comes in handy. | 1.2314 | 0.03296 | 229 | 184 | 37 | 8 |
2400 | We're lucky I'm having a bad hair day today. | 1.2314 | 0.03354 | 229 | 185 | 35 | 9 |
2401 | Careful on the split ends. | 1.2314 | 0.03288 | 242 | 196 | 36 | 10 |
2402 | Just braid it! | 1.2314 | 0.03235 | 242 | 195 | 38 | 9 |
2403 | I swear it's not a toupee. Pull it! | 1.2314 | 0.03182 | 242 | 194 | 40 | 8 |
2404 | Thanks, it’s so hard to get to those out of reach tangles | 1.2314 | 0.03182 | 242 | 194 | 40 | 8 |
2405 | OK, the prince sent you; but couldn't he have given you a ladder? | 1.2312 | 0.03467 | 199 | 159 | 34 | 6 |
2406 | What do you think--crown braid or messy bun? | 1.2311 | 0.03273 | 225 | 180 | 38 | 7 |
2407 | Are you sure you read the instructions? | 1.2311 | 0.03450 | 225 | 183 | 32 | 10 |
2408 | Stop! You’re making my hair stand on end! | 1.2311 | 0.03333 | 225 | 181 | 36 | 8 |
2409 | I have traveled far to get your opinion on conditioners | 1.2311 | 0.03507 | 225 | 184 | 30 | 11 |
2410 | A little off the top would get rid of those split ends! | 1.2311 | 0.03376 | 238 | 194 | 33 | 11 |
2411 | Supporting a princess's right to let down her own hair or take his. | 1.2311 | 0.03428 | 238 | 195 | 31 | 12 |
2412 | It's the new Rogaine — pretty good results, eh . . . ? | 1.2311 | 0.03479 | 238 | 196 | 29 | 13 |
2413 | Good call with the hair spray! I’ll slide right down. | 1.2311 | 0.03479 | 238 | 196 | 29 | 13 |
2414 | I thought I'd 'let up' MY hair for a change... | 1.2311 | 0.03102 | 238 | 189 | 43 | 6 |
2415 | Is Rapunzel home? | 1.2308 | 0.03371 | 208 | 166 | 36 | 6 |
2416 | It looks like a hairline fracture. | 1.2308 | 0.03571 | 234 | 194 | 26 | 14 |
2417 | I read that reversing gender norms would help save you from the patriarchy. | 1.2308 | 0.03370 | 221 | 178 | 35 | 8 |
2418 | Now, just do a reverse wrap braid and start climbing down. | 1.2308 | 0.03370 | 221 | 178 | 35 | 8 |
2419 | What do you mean it's not what I expected? They're extensions. | 1.2305 | 0.03165 | 256 | 207 | 39 | 10 |
2420 | Hurts doesn't it? | 1.2305 | 0.03116 | 243 | 194 | 42 | 7 |
2421 | It's called "a reverse bob." | 1.2305 | 0.03276 | 243 | 197 | 36 | 10 |
2422 | I don't even know your last name. | 1.2304 | 0.03561 | 230 | 190 | 27 | 13 |
2423 | Lean in! | 1.2304 | 0.03614 | 230 | 191 | 25 | 14 |
2424 | 3. “I really killed it at the royal mullet contest.” | 1.2304 | 0.03397 | 230 | 187 | 33 | 10 |
2425 | Some of these fractured fairytale s just don't work. | 1.2304 | 0.03166 | 230 | 183 | 41 | 6 |
2426 | Stop upbraiding me, I'm returning the slippers I borrowed. | 1.2304 | 0.03561 | 230 | 190 | 27 | 13 |
2427 | I’m not only president, I’m also a member! | 1.2304 | 0.03651 | 217 | 179 | 26 | 12 |
2428 | Let's trade places. | 1.2304 | 0.03878 | 217 | 183 | 18 | 16 |
2429 | We really ought to get the witch some help for her dyslexia | 1.2304 | 0.03481 | 204 | 164 | 33 | 7 |
2430 | Rapunzel, let down your flex hold gel. | 1.2301 | 0.03203 | 239 | 192 | 39 | 8 |
2431 | There’s a reason we’re not together. | 1.2301 | 0.03147 | 239 | 191 | 41 | 7 |
2432 | RAPUNZEL, YOU NEVER LET UP!! | 1.2301 | 0.03363 | 239 | 195 | 33 | 11 |
2433 | Do you know you've got split ends? | 1.2301 | 0.03436 | 226 | 184 | 32 | 10 |
2434 | That's right...my name is Leznupar. | 1.2301 | 0.03549 | 226 | 186 | 28 | 12 |
2435 | Now pull me up so I can put it back in a man ban! | 1.2301 | 0.03378 | 226 | 183 | 34 | 9 |
2436 | Not so hard, baby! Your coif may be magic, but this one's a weave. | 1.2301 | 0.03436 | 226 | 184 | 32 | 10 |
2437 | Just drop it Hermelda, it's not going to work out. But we can still be friends" | 1.2300 | 0.03575 | 213 | 174 | 29 | 10 |
2438 | I would have been here sooner, but it grows ever so slowly. | 1.2300 | 0.03513 | 213 | 173 | 31 | 9 |
2439 | I was going for a Conan O'Brien look. | 1.2299 | 0.03351 | 261 | 216 | 30 | 15 |
2440 | Kids, do not try this trick at home. | 1.2298 | 0.03329 | 248 | 203 | 33 | 12 |
2441 | Rapunzel, Rapunzel! Pull up my hair! | 1.2298 | 0.03179 | 248 | 200 | 39 | 9 |
2442 | Thank goodness for the comb over. | 1.2298 | 0.03180 | 235 | 188 | 40 | 7 |
2443 | I refuse to be rescued by someone with better hair than me! | 1.2297 | 0.03591 | 222 | 183 | 27 | 12 |
2444 | I never said retying my man bun would be easy. | 1.2297 | 0.03534 | 222 | 182 | 29 | 11 |
2445 | Your hair !!!!, Why have you cut your hair !!!! | 1.2297 | 0.03620 | 209 | 171 | 28 | 10 |
2446 | They call it gel.... | 1.2295 | 0.03365 | 244 | 200 | 32 | 12 |
2447 | I think I used too much mousse. | 1.2295 | 0.03211 | 244 | 197 | 38 | 9 |
2448 | It's solid - I was in an Elvis contest. | 1.2295 | 0.03263 | 244 | 198 | 36 | 10 |
2449 | Rapunzel, Rapunzel, you simply must tell me who does your hair. | 1.2294 | 0.03384 | 231 | 188 | 33 | 10 |
2450 | Something’s different this time... | 1.2294 | 0.03154 | 231 | 184 | 41 | 6 |
2451 | The name is Leznupar, known to be Rapunzel in reverse. | 1.2294 | 0.03271 | 231 | 186 | 37 | 8 |
2452 | I just washed my hair--are your hands clean? | 1.2294 | 0.03439 | 231 | 189 | 31 | 11 |
2453 | I love it when you do that to me! | 1.2294 | 0.03154 | 231 | 184 | 41 | 6 |
2454 | I told you the jojoba oil would work! | 1.2294 | 0.03271 | 231 | 186 | 37 | 8 |
2455 | Hair up. Hair down. My place next time. | 1.2294 | 0.03328 | 231 | 187 | 35 | 9 |
2456 | It looks like I have been reverse engineered into this fairy tale. | 1.2294 | 0.03395 | 218 | 176 | 34 | 8 |
2457 | I bought it from this nice troll under a bridge. | 1.2294 | 0.03457 | 218 | 177 | 32 | 9 |
2458 | Well! A little dab will DO you! | 1.2294 | 0.03693 | 218 | 181 | 24 | 13 |
2459 | Honestly, tell me, do you like me for me or is it something else? | 1.2293 | 0.03218 | 266 | 218 | 35 | 13 |
2460 | I know we've had communication issues, but this is ridiculous | 1.2292 | 0.02982 | 253 | 201 | 46 | 6 |
2461 | Good thing you're open! I want to perm my hair for a new look. | 1.2292 | 0.03245 | 240 | 194 | 37 | 9 |
2462 | Can you pull me up and then put it into a messy man bun for me? | 1.2291 | 0.03365 | 227 | 184 | 34 | 9 |
2463 | Technically you will be sliding up | 1.2291 | 0.03479 | 227 | 186 | 30 | 11 |
2464 | This could hurt. Can't you just beam me up? | 1.2290 | 0.03435 | 214 | 173 | 33 | 8 |
2465 | I think we're going to need more than product to get you out of there.... | 1.2290 | 0.03498 | 214 | 174 | 31 | 9 |
2466 | May I, m'love, suggest another use for my comb-over. | 1.2290 | 0.03560 | 214 | 175 | 29 | 10 |
2467 | There always something about you, Mary. | 1.2290 | 0.03498 | 214 | 174 | 31 | 9 |
2468 | You know I’m a Renaissance man. I share the load. | 1.2289 | 0.03268 | 249 | 203 | 35 | 11 |
2469 | It's extra strong hold, but it's slippery so hold on tight. | 1.2288 | 0.03334 | 236 | 192 | 34 | 10 |
2470 | I won’t fall for you! | 1.2288 | 0.03279 | 236 | 191 | 36 | 9 |
2471 | Hurry up, I'm almost 40. | 1.2288 | 0.03334 | 236 | 192 | 34 | 10 |
2472 | Thank goodness you're so good at making it harder. | 1.2288 | 0.03492 | 236 | 195 | 28 | 13 |
2473 | Sorry, My Lady. All I heard was 'extension'." | 1.2287 | 0.03403 | 223 | 181 | 33 | 9 |
2474 | No, I'm not going to scale the wall while you hang on to my hair. | 1.2287 | 0.03520 | 223 | 183 | 29 | 11 |
2475 | Just a little more hairspray and you'll make it! | 1.2287 | 0.03330 | 258 | 213 | 31 | 14 |
2476 | I was told you do perms. | 1.2286 | 0.03353 | 245 | 201 | 32 | 12 |
2477 | The stylist told me an "up-do" was "hep." | 1.2286 | 0.03410 | 210 | 169 | 34 | 7 |
2478 | Its safe to use it as an escape slide, I used lots of "product". | 1.2285 | 0.03163 | 267 | 218 | 37 | 12 |
2479 | Please help - ivory towers are the only safe places left. | 1.2284 | 0.03200 | 232 | 186 | 39 | 7 |
2480 | You have split ends! | 1.2284 | 0.03426 | 232 | 190 | 31 | 11 |
2481 | Do I have any hangups? | 1.2284 | 0.03480 | 232 | 191 | 29 | 12 |
2482 | Haven't you had a bad hair day before? | 1.2284 | 0.03142 | 232 | 185 | 41 | 6 |
2483 | It’s a New Wave rescue. | 1.2284 | 0.03426 | 232 | 190 | 31 | 11 |
2484 | Sorry, yeah, I did forget about gravity. | 1.2283 | 0.03443 | 219 | 178 | 32 | 9 |
2485 | U i evol,leznupaR | 1.2283 | 0.03503 | 219 | 179 | 30 | 10 |
2486 | Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down my hair so I can make a man-bun! | 1.2283 | 0.03562 | 219 | 180 | 28 | 11 |
2487 | When you told me that you have enough to take me away from all of this, I didn’t think you were talking about your hair. | 1.2282 | 0.03179 | 241 | 194 | 39 | 8 |
2488 | Now do you think the multiverse theory is true? | 1.2282 | 0.03286 | 241 | 196 | 35 | 10 |
2489 | I was trying to grow a ladder but this was the best I could do on short notice. | 1.2282 | 0.03179 | 241 | 194 | 39 | 8 |
2490 | Me, too, Rapunzel | 1.2282 | 0.03518 | 206 | 167 | 31 | 8 |
2491 | I didn't do all of this just for you to complain about my split ends. | 1.2282 | 0.03518 | 206 | 167 | 31 | 8 |
2492 | It's a perm. | 1.2281 | 0.03007 | 263 | 211 | 44 | 8 |
2493 | It's called hair product. You can slide right down! | 1.2281 | 0.03293 | 228 | 184 | 36 | 8 |
2494 | The difference is I use styling mousse not hair softener. | 1.2281 | 0.03409 | 228 | 186 | 32 | 10 |
2495 | Okay Rapunzell. If you wont let down your hair then pull me up. | 1.2281 | 0.03465 | 228 | 187 | 30 | 11 |
2496 | The Airbnb requirement said it needed to be at least 20 feet long | 1.2281 | 0.03465 | 228 | 187 | 30 | 11 |
2497 | This is our most cost effective residential fibre optic offer. | 1.2280 | 0.03156 | 250 | 202 | 39 | 9 |
2498 | Yep! You definitely have split ends! | 1.2279 | 0.03291 | 215 | 172 | 37 | 6 |
2499 | I tried using the conditioner this time. | 1.2279 | 0.03545 | 215 | 176 | 29 | 10 |
2500 | If you want I could switch places with you. | 1.2278 | 0.03479 | 237 | 196 | 28 | 13 |
2501 | I thought it was time for a little role-reversal... | 1.2278 | 0.03156 | 237 | 190 | 40 | 7 |
2502 | Don’t change a hair for me. | 1.2278 | 0.03321 | 237 | 193 | 34 | 10 |
2503 | 'You mean the split ends are a turn off ? | 1.2278 | 0.03084 | 259 | 209 | 41 | 9 |
2504 | Well that's my man bun | 1.2277 | 0.03631 | 202 | 165 | 28 | 9 |
2505 | Looks like physics wasn’t one of your electives. | 1.2277 | 0.03421 | 202 | 162 | 34 | 6 |
2506 | I'm all for up-ending gender norms. | 1.2276 | 0.03438 | 246 | 204 | 28 | 14 |
2507 | I know it defies all earthly logic, it’s Trump’s gel. But it’ll hold! | 1.2276 | 0.03340 | 246 | 202 | 32 | 12 |
2508 | Do you want the Marge Simpson hairdo? | 1.2276 | 0.03188 | 246 | 199 | 38 | 9 |
2509 | See if you can braid it into treadlocks. | 1.2275 | 0.03526 | 211 | 172 | 30 | 9 |
2510 | You expect me to climb down this? | 1.2275 | 0.03713 | 211 | 175 | 24 | 12 |
2511 | I knew this cowlick would be perfect. | 1.2275 | 0.03395 | 211 | 170 | 34 | 7 |
2512 | I didn't have time to wash it, I've been in Florida working the recount. | 1.2275 | 0.03302 | 233 | 189 | 35 | 9 |
2513 | Cut my hair? I'm waiting till marriage | 1.2275 | 0.03412 | 233 | 191 | 31 | 11 |
2514 | Can I come up or do you want to come down? | 1.2275 | 0.03412 | 233 | 191 | 31 | 11 |
2515 | I don’t think it matches my drapes. | 1.2275 | 0.03623 | 233 | 195 | 23 | 15 |
2516 | For with none other, m’lady, do I so gel. | 1.2275 | 0.03130 | 233 | 186 | 41 | 6 |
2517 | YOU'VE GOT SOME UPDRAFT HERE! | 1.2275 | 0.03188 | 233 | 187 | 39 | 7 |
2518 | Herbalife made it happen. Ask me how. | 1.2273 | 0.03112 | 242 | 194 | 41 | 7 |
2519 | It's full of hair clips.... I'll bleed to death on the way down! | 1.2273 | 0.03274 | 242 | 197 | 35 | 10 |
2520 | Some people say I am overcompensating for other, um, shortfalls, but all that is perfectly fine, believe me. | 1.2273 | 0.03274 | 242 | 197 | 35 | 10 |
2521 | Whoa, this is all wrong! | 1.2273 | 0.03377 | 242 | 199 | 31 | 12 |
2522 | I discovered this great gel. You're safe to slide down. | 1.2273 | 0.03112 | 242 | 194 | 41 | 7 |
2523 | I guess it was a good idea to try the 'up-do' after all. | 1.2273 | 0.02997 | 264 | 212 | 44 | 8 |
2524 | I told you it would unravel Donald! | 1.2271 | 0.03451 | 229 | 188 | 30 | 11 |
2525 | Split ends? I'd rather stay up here for eternity. | 1.2269 | 0.03121 | 260 | 211 | 39 | 10 |
2526 | My hair-raising encounter with the witch resulted in a shellacking. | 1.2269 | 0.03469 | 216 | 176 | 31 | 9 |
2527 | I’d really like to be in any other fairy tale. Can I speak to HR? | 1.2267 | 0.03124 | 247 | 199 | 40 | 8 |
2528 | Do you have any conditioner? | 1.2267 | 0.03317 | 225 | 182 | 35 | 8 |
2529 | Rapunzel, Rapunzel, I’m confused about my gender identity. | 1.2267 | 0.03491 | 225 | 185 | 29 | 11 |
2530 | Yeah, I have some hair gel... why do you ask? | 1.2267 | 0.03376 | 225 | 183 | 33 | 9 |
2531 | Wait! Wait! Let's talk this through one more time! | 1.2267 | 0.03256 | 225 | 181 | 37 | 7 |
2532 | Pull me up. It's revisionist fairy tale hair growth. | 1.2266 | 0.03334 | 203 | 162 | 36 | 5 |
2533 | So, I'm thinking a bit too much hair spray. | 1.2266 | 0.03477 | 203 | 164 | 32 | 7 |
2534 | You would not believe how much gel this took | 1.2266 | 0.03681 | 203 | 167 | 26 | 10 |
2535 | Come on, it’ll work! | 1.2265 | 0.03233 | 234 | 189 | 37 | 8 |
2536 | Get Ready, one, two, three, PULL! | 1.2265 | 0.03289 | 234 | 190 | 35 | 9 |
2537 | you are going to be fine. i used crazy glue on it | 1.2265 | 0.03399 | 234 | 192 | 31 | 11 |
2538 | Rapunzel, honey, would you pull me up already? | 1.2264 | 0.03381 | 212 | 171 | 34 | 7 |
2539 | It better work. I used the strongest gel on the market! | 1.2264 | 0.02890 | 265 | 211 | 48 | 6 |
2540 | Is thouest up for the old switcheroo? | 1.2263 | 0.03261 | 243 | 198 | 35 | 10 |
2541 | Rapunzel, Rapunzel, send down your detangler. | 1.2263 | 0.03155 | 243 | 196 | 39 | 8 |
2542 | OMG tell me this is a hair extension. | 1.2263 | 0.03414 | 243 | 201 | 29 | 13 |
2543 | But do we have enough in common? | 1.2263 | 0.03155 | 243 | 196 | 39 | 8 |
2544 | All I know is it has something to do with Title IX. | 1.2262 | 0.03533 | 221 | 182 | 28 | 11 |
2545 | I was looking for a new stylist and you came highly recommended. | 1.2262 | 0.03415 | 221 | 180 | 32 | 9 |
2546 | These final rehearsals never start well... | 1.2262 | 0.03134 | 252 | 204 | 39 | 9 |
2547 | Go ahead, it's safe . . . I used a whole tube of Got2b glued. | 1.2261 | 0.03438 | 230 | 189 | 30 | 11 |
2548 | I hope I put enough gel in it | 1.2261 | 0.03149 | 230 | 184 | 40 | 6 |
2549 | You want me to climb on a Trump Vine? Do I look that desperate! | 1.2261 | 0.03546 | 230 | 191 | 26 | 13 |
2550 | Rapunzel, Rapunzel...quit teasing me. | 1.2261 | 0.03158 | 261 | 213 | 37 | 11 |
2551 | Maybe y7ou've heard of me? I'm Rapunzelot." | 1.2260 | 0.03488 | 208 | 169 | 31 | 8 |
2552 | Based on Rapunzel and on the laws of physics, I think we're doing this wrong. | 1.2259 | 0.03018 | 239 | 190 | 44 | 5 |
2553 | I told you it was too much mousse! | 1.2259 | 0.03296 | 239 | 195 | 34 | 10 |
2554 | Talk about role reversals! | 1.2259 | 0.03075 | 239 | 191 | 42 | 6 |
2555 | They're extensions but still under warranty." | 1.2259 | 0.03075 | 239 | 191 | 42 | 6 |
2556 | I told you I'd find a way -- tie it to something and climb down | 1.2258 | 0.03516 | 217 | 178 | 29 | 10 |
2557 | good thing I didn't take 6 inches off the top | 1.2258 | 0.03392 | 217 | 176 | 33 | 8 |
2558 | Should I wear my hair up or down for the wedding? | 1.2258 | 0.03597 | 186 | 150 | 30 | 6 |
2559 | My barber died. | 1.2258 | 0.03113 | 248 | 200 | 40 | 8 |
2560 | Hair straightener and a volumizing shampoo. | 1.2257 | 0.03477 | 226 | 186 | 29 | 11 |
2561 | I'm sorry, but it took awhile to grow it out. | 1.2257 | 0.03362 | 226 | 184 | 33 | 9 |
2562 | It looks nicer when it is parted in the middle. | 1.2257 | 0.03420 | 226 | 185 | 31 | 10 |
2563 | What did you think it was? | 1.2255 | 0.03164 | 235 | 189 | 39 | 7 |
2564 | What it lacks in style it makes up for in strength. | 1.2255 | 0.03221 | 235 | 190 | 37 | 8 |
2565 | Sorry. Our volunteer fire department has had some cutbacks. | 1.2255 | 0.03164 | 235 | 189 | 39 | 7 |
2566 | This time I used a shitload of gel. | 1.2255 | 0.03277 | 235 | 191 | 35 | 9 |
2567 | Leznuper, Leznuper, let go of my hair. | 1.2255 | 0.03599 | 204 | 167 | 28 | 9 |
2568 | Eugene, Eugene let up your hair! | 1.2254 | 0.03197 | 244 | 198 | 37 | 9 |
2569 | Keep pulling. We gotta hurry, your dad will be home soon" | 1.2254 | 0.03197 | 244 | 198 | 37 | 9 |
2570 | It's grey! Do you have a younger brother? | 1.2254 | 0.03352 | 244 | 201 | 31 | 12 |
2571 | You must do something about these split ends! | 1.2254 | 0.03620 | 213 | 176 | 26 | 11 |
2572 | Just take a little off the bottom. | 1.2253 | 0.03221 | 253 | 207 | 35 | 11 |
2573 | Wait! That's not my real hair! I'm wearing extensions! | 1.2252 | 0.03401 | 222 | 181 | 32 | 9 |
2574 | Repunzel, gravity will not be working in our favor, I fear. | 1.2252 | 0.03279 | 222 | 179 | 36 | 7 |
2575 | Sorry... not enough room here for us both. | 1.2252 | 0.03457 | 262 | 221 | 23 | 18 |
2576 | i'm just here to borrow your scissors | 1.2251 | 0.03077 | 231 | 184 | 42 | 5 |
2577 | . . . then you . . . slide down to . . . me. Umm, wait a minute. Something's goofed-up here. | 1.2251 | 0.03424 | 231 | 190 | 30 | 11 |
2578 | You said we always go to my place. I’m willing to compromise, babe. | 1.2251 | 0.03312 | 231 | 188 | 34 | 9 |
2579 | Oh no, Rapunzel! When I said “Let your hair down,” I expected you would leave it attached to your head. | 1.2250 | 0.03645 | 200 | 164 | 27 | 9 |
2580 | Consider it as an exercise in gender equality. | 1.2248 | 0.03315 | 218 | 176 | 35 | 7 |
2581 | What, you were hoping for a blue wave? | 1.2247 | 0.03349 | 227 | 185 | 33 | 9 |
2582 | You need more conditioner. | 1.2247 | 0.03290 | 227 | 184 | 35 | 8 |
2583 | Pictured is the first receipt printed by CVS. | 1.2246 | 0.03630 | 236 | 199 | 21 | 16 |
2584 | It's not the way they did it in the version of Rapunzel that I'm familiar with. | 1.2246 | 0.03373 | 236 | 194 | 31 | 11 |
2585 | Seriously...a man-bun ! | 1.2245 | 0.03185 | 245 | 199 | 37 | 9 |
2586 | I'm sorry, but they were out of viagra | 1.2245 | 0.03339 | 245 | 202 | 31 | 12 |
2587 | See: No split ends! | 1.2245 | 0.03185 | 245 | 199 | 37 | 9 |
2588 | I'll climb, but cut me some slack. | 1.2244 | 0.03515 | 205 | 167 | 30 | 8 |
2589 | I asked him to take a little off the top... | 1.2243 | 0.03481 | 214 | 175 | 30 | 9 |
2590 | My mousse awaits. | 1.2242 | 0.03561 | 223 | 185 | 26 | 12 |
2591 | Rapunzel, how would you like to become the next Madame de Pompadour? | 1.2242 | 0.03139 | 223 | 178 | 40 | 5 |
2592 | As long as I don't bend my neck, you'll be OK | 1.2241 | 0.03356 | 232 | 190 | 32 | 10 |
2593 | Remember to pull with you back | 1.2241 | 0.03465 | 232 | 192 | 28 | 12 |
2594 | Naturally, they both swiped right | 1.2241 | 0.03411 | 232 | 191 | 30 | 11 |
2595 | What did you think would happen? Jump. | 1.2241 | 0.03375 | 241 | 199 | 30 | 12 |
2596 | The other way wasn't working, so I used Aquanet. Just try it. | 1.2241 | 0.03218 | 241 | 196 | 36 | 9 |
2597 | See? Escape route disguised as a man bun! | 1.2241 | 0.03375 | 241 | 199 | 30 | 12 |
2598 | You don’t listen to me! | 1.2240 | 0.03292 | 250 | 206 | 32 | 12 |
2599 | Don’t worry I used the super hold hair spray! | 1.2239 | 0.03050 | 268 | 218 | 40 | 10 |
2600 | You’re in for some stiff competition | 1.2239 | 0.03343 | 201 | 161 | 35 | 5 |
2601 | Small world! Reminds me so much of a fairy tale I once read. | 1.2237 | 0.03157 | 228 | 183 | 39 | 6 |
2602 | Come back next week,Game if Thrones is on. | 1.2236 | 0.03306 | 237 | 194 | 33 | 10 |
2603 | You wouldn't let down your hair, so I asked for an up-do! Prithee, come down this instant, Rapunzel. | 1.2236 | 0.03360 | 237 | 195 | 31 | 11 |
2604 | This is how long you're supposed to grow it. | 1.2236 | 0.03306 | 237 | 194 | 33 | 10 |
2605 | No, don’t try to pull me up, just slide down ! | 1.2236 | 0.03013 | 246 | 197 | 43 | 6 |
2606 | Donald Trump recommended you | 1.2236 | 0.03614 | 246 | 209 | 19 | 18 |
2607 | It don't know how to break it to you. I started seeing Harry. | 1.2235 | 0.03246 | 255 | 210 | 33 | 12 |
2608 | Yes my dear, you could use a little conditioner. | 1.2235 | 0.03150 | 255 | 208 | 37 | 10 |
2609 | Okay, now before you come down let's figure out the physics of this. | 1.2233 | 0.03633 | 206 | 170 | 26 | 10 |
2610 | Ok, I’ll get my roots done and give it another go next week! | 1.2233 | 0.03466 | 215 | 176 | 30 | 9 |
2611 | I never cared much for this part. | 1.2232 | 0.03313 | 224 | 182 | 34 | 8 |
2612 | Fake mousse! | 1.2232 | 0.03373 | 224 | 183 | 32 | 9 |
2613 | Alright, maybe I overdid it with the hair gel. | 1.2232 | 0.03252 | 224 | 181 | 36 | 7 |
2614 | With how long it took you to get ready I thought of a different escape route. | 1.2232 | 0.03343 | 233 | 191 | 32 | 10 |
2615 | Methinks this hipster thing has gone too far. | 1.2232 | 0.03287 | 233 | 190 | 34 | 9 |
2616 | Be careful! It’s a bad hair day. | 1.2232 | 0.03451 | 233 | 193 | 28 | 12 |
2617 | Madame Pompadour, I presume. | 1.2231 | 0.03206 | 242 | 197 | 36 | 9 |
2618 | You should shampoo. | 1.2231 | 0.03413 | 242 | 201 | 28 | 13 |
2619 | Trump signed another executive order so now we all have to get combovers. | 1.2231 | 0.03202 | 260 | 214 | 34 | 12 |
2620 | Pardon my dragon lick. | 1.2231 | 0.02962 | 260 | 209 | 44 | 7 |
2621 | I’m the one sliding down, not dragging you up | 1.2227 | 0.03531 | 220 | 182 | 27 | 11 |
2622 | I guess there is something to be said for traditional sex roles after all. | 1.2227 | 0.03288 | 220 | 178 | 35 | 7 |
2623 | Split Ends?...I'll give you split ends. | 1.2227 | 0.03264 | 229 | 186 | 35 | 8 |
2624 | Can you fix my weave? | 1.2227 | 0.03491 | 229 | 190 | 27 | 12 |
2625 | Um, on second thought, what don’t you just shimmy down the tower and I’ll catch you. | 1.2227 | 0.03323 | 229 | 187 | 33 | 9 |
2626 | I only wanted a hair of the dog that bit me. Instead, I got the President's hair wall of worry. | 1.2227 | 0.03452 | 238 | 198 | 27 | 13 |
2627 | How is it that I get cursed but YOU get the hair? | 1.2227 | 0.03294 | 238 | 195 | 33 | 10 |
2628 | The video was in Swedish. I don't know how the story goes.. | 1.2227 | 0.03184 | 238 | 193 | 37 | 8 |
2629 | I think we need to review this scene. | 1.2226 | 0.02974 | 265 | 214 | 43 | 8 |
2630 | Plot twist! Sponsored by Rapunzel's Hair Gel. | 1.2222 | 0.03274 | 234 | 191 | 34 | 9 |
2631 | Sorry, they only gel they had was “gentle hold”. | 1.2222 | 0.03330 | 234 | 192 | 32 | 10 |
2632 | Quick -- before the hair gel melts! | 1.2222 | 0.03239 | 225 | 182 | 36 | 7 |
2633 | When you're done stroking, climb on. | 1.2222 | 0.03325 | 216 | 175 | 34 | 7 |
2634 | Why don't I borrow the catapult. | 1.2222 | 0.03543 | 234 | 196 | 24 | 14 |
2635 | now you can climb down because I've let up my hair. | 1.2222 | 0.03299 | 243 | 200 | 32 | 11 |
2636 | I got an extra tease at Supercuts. | 1.2222 | 0.03160 | 234 | 189 | 38 | 7 |
2637 | My explanation? Well...have you seen the movie ‘Something About Mary?’ | 1.2222 | 0.03806 | 207 | 174 | 20 | 13 |
2638 | This new hair gel is da bomb! | 1.2222 | 0.03239 | 225 | 182 | 36 | 7 |
2639 | You see, my darling? I’ve grown. | 1.2222 | 0.03239 | 225 | 182 | 36 | 7 |
2640 | I came over for a comb over. | 1.2222 | 0.03141 | 243 | 197 | 38 | 8 |
2641 | Do I have any split ends? | 1.2222 | 0.03274 | 234 | 191 | 34 | 9 |
2642 | What am I supposed to do with these split-ends? | 1.2222 | 0.03268 | 252 | 208 | 32 | 12 |
2643 | I recommend a conditioner and a new stylist. | 1.2218 | 0.03058 | 266 | 217 | 39 | 10 |
2644 | Rapunzel, how do YOU deal with split ends? | 1.2218 | 0.03362 | 257 | 215 | 27 | 15 |
2645 | Watch out! It"s a hair transplant." | 1.2218 | 0.03202 | 248 | 203 | 35 | 10 |
2646 | I’ll hold your hair, climb up it. | 1.2218 | 0.03253 | 248 | 204 | 33 | 11 |
2647 | You’ve got a serious split ends problem. | 1.2218 | 0.03151 | 248 | 202 | 37 | 9 |
2648 | Thanks for the hair extension. | 1.2218 | 0.03438 | 239 | 199 | 27 | 13 |
2649 | When you write this up, could I ask for one minor change? | 1.2218 | 0.03116 | 239 | 193 | 39 | 7 |
2650 | My stylist told me this would work. | 1.2217 | 0.03422 | 230 | 190 | 29 | 11 |
2651 | Rapunzel, Rapunzel... you have me by my long hairs. | 1.2217 | 0.03532 | 230 | 192 | 25 | 13 |
2652 | Let go, let go of my hair | 1.2217 | 0.03458 | 221 | 182 | 29 | 10 |
2653 | Don't quit pulling, we may have something here. | 1.2217 | 0.03227 | 212 | 170 | 37 | 5 |
2654 | Let up, will ya!!? | 1.2217 | 0.03493 | 212 | 174 | 29 | 9 |
2655 | I appreciate the effort, but ... | 1.2213 | 0.03108 | 253 | 206 | 38 | 9 |
2656 | Split ends a relationship. | 1.2213 | 0.03208 | 253 | 208 | 34 | 11 |
2657 | I asked for an up updo. | 1.2213 | 0.03108 | 253 | 206 | 38 | 9 |
2658 | This is not the way this story was written.” | 1.2213 | 0.03182 | 244 | 199 | 36 | 9 |
2659 | Are you out of your mind? | 1.2213 | 0.03529 | 235 | 197 | 24 | 14 |
2660 | If we try, I think we can swing it. | 1.2213 | 0.03148 | 235 | 190 | 38 | 7 |
2661 | Listen, I'm all for gender equality but shouldn't I be up there? | 1.2212 | 0.03518 | 226 | 188 | 26 | 12 |
2662 | Someday you'll be president, but for now Im cutting you loose. | 1.2212 | 0.03227 | 226 | 183 | 36 | 7 |
2663 | Trust me, Honey. This new product is amazing. | 1.2212 | 0.03179 | 217 | 174 | 38 | 5 |
2664 | it doesn't quite work that way | 1.2212 | 0.03375 | 217 | 177 | 32 | 8 |
2665 | No, no, we can make this work. You work on your arm strength and I'll come back in seven more years. | 1.2212 | 0.03601 | 208 | 172 | 26 | 10 |
2666 | Mousse call | 1.2209 | 0.03139 | 249 | 203 | 37 | 9 |
2667 | You didn't tell me you had lice! | 1.2209 | 0.03190 | 249 | 204 | 35 | 10 |
2668 | All the kids are doing it. | 1.2208 | 0.02934 | 231 | 183 | 45 | 3 |
2669 | How can you not marry me just because I have split ends? | 1.2208 | 0.03239 | 231 | 188 | 35 | 8 |
2670 | You sure you want me to let my hair down? | 1.2208 | 0.03353 | 231 | 190 | 31 | 10 |
2671 | I was always embarrassed by my cowlick until now. | 1.2208 | 0.03409 | 231 | 191 | 29 | 11 |
2672 | Forget the nits, just slide down already | 1.2208 | 0.03353 | 231 | 190 | 31 | 10 |
2673 | Only my hairdresser knows for sure. | 1.2208 | 0.03297 | 231 | 189 | 33 | 9 |
2674 | I'm a natural blue wave. | 1.2207 | 0.03560 | 222 | 185 | 25 | 12 |
2675 | I told you the tar pit hair gel was a mistake. | 1.2207 | 0.03323 | 222 | 181 | 33 | 8 |
2676 | They’re just hair extensions; the ‘product’ was my idea. | 1.2207 | 0.03478 | 213 | 175 | 29 | 9 |
2677 | I'll pull.......you climb | 1.2205 | 0.03392 | 195 | 157 | 33 | 5 |
2678 | Compatibility is overrated. | 1.2205 | 0.03147 | 254 | 208 | 36 | 10 |
2679 | Are you sure you wouldn't prefer a kiss? | 1.2204 | 0.03117 | 245 | 199 | 38 | 8 |
2680 | Some say I've taken the "Trump Look" to an extreme, but as you can see it's quite manageable. | 1.2203 | 0.03249 | 236 | 193 | 34 | 9 |
2681 | Yes, I used your shampoo, now pull me up. | 1.2203 | 0.03358 | 236 | 195 | 30 | 11 |
2682 | Rapunzel, my man-bun does have a purpose. | 1.2203 | 0.03136 | 236 | 191 | 38 | 7 |
2683 | Just for once could you let up on that hair thing! | 1.2203 | 0.03026 | 227 | 181 | 42 | 4 |
2684 | No!! that's a Granny Knot! | 1.2203 | 0.03333 | 227 | 186 | 32 | 9 |
2685 | Well, you never questioned using my hair. | 1.2203 | 0.03391 | 227 | 187 | 30 | 10 |
2686 | OK so it's a comb-over. That doesn't mean I belong to any particular political party. We can dye it red or blue. Just come down already. | 1.2203 | 0.03391 | 227 | 187 | 30 | 10 |
2687 | From a #MeToo perspective, this is the more prudent approach. | 1.2202 | 0.03423 | 218 | 179 | 30 | 9 |
2688 | No my darling, I didn't read the whole book, I stopped at the hair growing part. | 1.2202 | 0.03297 | 218 | 177 | 34 | 7 |
2689 | I use Rogaine. You should try it. | 1.2202 | 0.03423 | 218 | 179 | 30 | 9 |
2690 | Let's think this over again before you jump anywhere. | 1.2202 | 0.03423 | 218 | 179 | 30 | 9 |
2691 | Did you say slide down? | 1.2201 | 0.03154 | 259 | 213 | 35 | 11 |
2692 | What do you mean I have split ends? | 1.2200 | 0.03337 | 200 | 161 | 34 | 5 |
2693 | Honestly, it's a bit of a let down... | 1.2199 | 0.03203 | 241 | 197 | 35 | 9 |
2694 | Who's Ben Stiller? | 1.2199 | 0.03203 | 241 | 197 | 35 | 9 |
2695 | YOU TURNED MY WORLD UPSIDE DOWN | 1.2199 | 0.03093 | 241 | 195 | 39 | 7 |
2696 | Okay, the hard part’s over. I’ve somehow flung my hair up to you. Now, on to the painful part. | 1.2199 | 0.03037 | 241 | 194 | 41 | 6 |
2697 | I grew it out this time: you lift ME up. | 1.2198 | 0.03284 | 232 | 190 | 33 | 9 |
2698 | You come highly recommended as a stylist for long hair. | 1.2198 | 0.03537 | 182 | 147 | 30 | 5 |
2699 | You can slide down. It's stiff. | 1.2197 | 0.03310 | 223 | 182 | 33 | 8 |
2700 | I know what it looks like, but trust me, you shouldn't climb down. | 1.2197 | 0.03430 | 223 | 184 | 29 | 10 |
2701 | See! It feels better with conditioner. | 1.2197 | 0.03370 | 223 | 183 | 31 | 9 |
2702 | Trump's hairdresser said the only way out of this mess is for you to rescue me. | 1.2197 | 0.03158 | 264 | 218 | 34 | 12 |
2703 | Should we trade places? | 1.2196 | 0.03268 | 214 | 173 | 35 | 6 |
2704 | No, No, Rapunzel, let down MY golden hair. | 1.2196 | 0.03086 | 255 | 208 | 38 | 9 |
2705 | Hairs your ride! | 1.2195 | 0.03496 | 205 | 168 | 29 | 8 |
2706 | Princess, I know we live in a progressive world but physics have their own limits. | 1.2195 | 0.03496 | 205 | 168 | 29 | 8 |
2707 | Thank heavens for hair gel. | 1.2195 | 0.03427 | 205 | 167 | 31 | 7 |
2708 | I did as you told me. Now how will this new equality help us exactly? | 1.2194 | 0.03066 | 237 | 191 | 40 | 6 |
2709 | Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let go my golden hair! | 1.2194 | 0.03398 | 237 | 197 | 28 | 12 |
2710 | I am still not quite clear on what tensile strength has to do with true love. | 1.2194 | 0.03237 | 237 | 194 | 34 | 9 |
2711 | Yikes!!!.....lice. | 1.2193 | 0.03377 | 228 | 188 | 30 | 10 |
2712 | Just imagine how hirsute our children would be. | 1.2193 | 0.03434 | 228 | 189 | 28 | 11 |
2713 | Lola. What's yours? | 1.2193 | 0.03261 | 228 | 186 | 34 | 8 |
2714 | 'You'd think a let-up would be easier than a let-down.' | 1.2193 | 0.03434 | 228 | 189 | 28 | 11 |
2715 | Please, Ms. Repunzel. We can talk about this. Just put down the hair. | 1.2193 | 0.03377 | 228 | 188 | 30 | 10 |
2716 | It's extra strength Never Fail hair gel, so shimmy on down. | 1.2193 | 0.03434 | 228 | 189 | 28 | 11 |
2717 | I like it the way it is. | 1.2192 | 0.03347 | 219 | 179 | 32 | 8 |
2718 | Nice perm, but I', still waiting for a prince. | 1.2192 | 0.03409 | 219 | 180 | 30 | 9 |
2719 | I tried some new product and got a bit carried away. | 1.2191 | 0.03266 | 251 | 208 | 31 | 12 |
2720 | They told me there's a job opening here. . . | 1.2190 | 0.03570 | 210 | 174 | 26 | 10 |
2721 | Perhaps we try a man bun trampoline next? | 1.2190 | 0.03505 | 210 | 173 | 28 | 9 |
2722 | Just snip off the split ends, please. | 1.2190 | 0.03440 | 210 | 172 | 30 | 8 |
2723 | How many cans of Aqua Net did you use? | 1.2190 | 0.03348 | 242 | 201 | 29 | 12 |
2724 | This feels suspiciously like Rayon | 1.2190 | 0.03082 | 242 | 196 | 39 | 7 |
2725 | Some call it “Dandruff in Distress”. | 1.2190 | 0.03191 | 242 | 198 | 35 | 9 |
2726 | I thought for sure you'd grab me by the short hairs. | 1.2190 | 0.03244 | 242 | 199 | 33 | 10 |
2727 | I just need a trim. | 1.2190 | 0.03348 | 242 | 201 | 29 | 12 |
2728 | totally trans fairy tale. | 1.2190 | 0.03297 | 242 | 200 | 31 | 11 |
2729 | Not sure, I just followed the directions on the bottle! | 1.2189 | 0.03469 | 201 | 164 | 30 | 7 |
2730 | Rapunzel, Rapunzel, this is not what I meant by an updo! | 1.2189 | 0.03271 | 233 | 191 | 33 | 9 |
2731 | Yup, definitely seeing some split ends. | 1.2189 | 0.03327 | 233 | 192 | 31 | 10 |
2732 | Do you think its long enough for a combover? | 1.2189 | 0.03271 | 233 | 191 | 33 | 9 |
2733 | Slide on down, honey. It's starched! | 1.2188 | 0.02974 | 256 | 207 | 42 | 7 |
2734 | Next time we'll try a French twist | 1.2188 | 0.02977 | 224 | 178 | 43 | 3 |
2735 | I've let it grow for just this day. | 1.2186 | 0.03199 | 247 | 203 | 34 | 10 |
2736 | I’m hoping I meet the criteria to live in your castle. | 1.2186 | 0.03449 | 215 | 177 | 29 | 9 |
2737 | On the count of three, I'll whip my hair back and forth. | 1.2186 | 0.03449 | 215 | 177 | 29 | 9 |
2738 | Rapunzal! Rapunzal! Uh...right...I...must retreat hither for I fear I dost not think this through. | 1.2186 | 0.03511 | 215 | 178 | 27 | 10 |
2739 | Actually I’m just having a bad hair day. | 1.2185 | 0.03062 | 270 | 222 | 37 | 11 |
2740 | Hold on tight and jump! | 1.2185 | 0.03385 | 238 | 198 | 28 | 12 |
2741 | Like "Something About Mary", but it took a whole football team | 1.2184 | 0.03481 | 206 | 169 | 29 | 8 |
2742 | We can't keep seeing each other like this. | 1.2184 | 0.03132 | 261 | 215 | 35 | 11 |
2743 | I think that's enough hair gel, thanks. | 1.2183 | 0.03189 | 229 | 186 | 36 | 7 |
2744 | It's a new full-body shampoo. | 1.2183 | 0.03364 | 229 | 189 | 30 | 10 |
2745 | I think that this is wrong. | 1.2183 | 0.03189 | 229 | 186 | 36 | 7 |
2746 | What the..., how the..., huh. | 1.2183 | 0.03189 | 229 | 186 | 36 | 7 |
2747 | Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your.......oh, never mind. | 1.2183 | 0.03443 | 252 | 213 | 23 | 16 |
2748 | 'There are so many split ends, I'll never make it!" | 1.2183 | 0.03255 | 252 | 209 | 31 | 12 |
2749 | Lice with wings. How else could my hair have gotten up there? | 1.2183 | 0.03255 | 252 | 209 | 31 | 12 |
2750 | What's wrong with this story? | 1.2183 | 0.03156 | 252 | 207 | 35 | 10 |
2751 | Yes I used conditioner- just pull! | 1.2181 | 0.03125 | 243 | 198 | 37 | 8 |
2752 | Wouldn't it be easier if you ....? | 1.2180 | 0.03554 | 211 | 175 | 26 | 10 |
2753 | "This doesn't look safe." | 1.2179 | 0.03202 | 234 | 191 | 35 | 8 |
2754 | "I thought it was the other way around." | 1.2179 | 0.03423 | 234 | 195 | 27 | 12 |
2755 | Why is this not the right time to bring up your split ends? | 1.2179 | 0.03258 | 234 | 192 | 33 | 9 |
2756 | If I used enough hair spray you should be able to slide down to me . | 1.2178 | 0.03160 | 225 | 182 | 37 | 6 |
2757 | What shampoo do you suggest for my split ends? | 1.2178 | 0.03343 | 225 | 185 | 31 | 9 |
2758 | Any ideas on how to deal with theses split ends? | 1.2177 | 0.03096 | 271 | 224 | 35 | 12 |
2759 | Hair your me lend Rapunzel, Rapunzel | 1.2176 | 0.03371 | 216 | 177 | 31 | 8 |
2760 | .riah ruoy nwod tel, Leznuper, Leznuper | 1.2176 | 0.03677 | 216 | 182 | 21 | 13 |
2761 | Repel Zell! | 1.2176 | 0.03735 | 216 | 183 | 19 | 14 |
2762 | No worries. Quick-crete hair gel. | 1.2176 | 0.03074 | 262 | 215 | 37 | 10 |
2763 | Sometimes we just can't carry out the same roles. | 1.2174 | 0.03598 | 207 | 172 | 25 | 10 |
2764 | Can you give me a blue wave? | 1.2174 | 0.03407 |